@OzmaRacc oh huff heck 🥵 @witsuaru Omg I never thought about using Transformers as jewelry holders! """Engage in this incredibly dangerous and unhinged system we call justice or don't, we'll just custom fit our dismissal of your concerns accordingly""" "Funny how ""good luck not calling the cops when you're in trouble"" becomes ""police report or it didn't happen"" when you don't, in fact, call the cops when you're in trouble" @TwippingVanilla Hey neat you started about a month before I did! @josiebean42 Yes please! @NikkiOphan AAAAAAA YOUR SMILE IS SO CUTE OMG 💕💕💕 @TransEthics Heck you're cute! @BetterBimbo Gosh 😍😍😍 @SnortingEstrace It's a big reason I try to tell my friends I love them as often as possible. Which reminds me: Love you tons 💕 "@JeziDoomBaby Yeah I waited a while before being padded after surgery. I wanted to play it safe, heh" @JeziDoomBaby Omg that's wonderful! Congrats! 💕💕💕 @NikkiOphan You like just got here a year ago. How can you be overrated lol I feel like becoming overrated in a year is a massive accomplishment "Even I wondered if it would ever feel weird to have a vagina, and it hasn't, not even for a second. It's like I always had this thing" @QuestForTori Yeah I only recently heard about this. Ugh It's kinda surreal to think about the fact that my genital dysphoria has been gone for nearly a year and a half. That constant buzz was completely silenced after surgery. It's wonderful 🥰 @retronouns Straps can come off! They're infinitely superior! "@vexwerewolf I thought of Trump, ugh" @ChronoKatie I'm glad we're friends! 💕💕💕 @ChronoKatie @gwennelsonuk It's true!!! Movies are back I'm so happy 😭 "They're all at least good movies and I'm really into cape shit, I'm sorry" "I'm torn between two reactions: 1. Fuck I hope this clustered together schedule is because of covid 2. I can't summon any anger at there being four MCU movies a year, despite how gross is kinda sounds lol" And then four next year uhhhhh "Black Widow in July, Shang-Chi in September, Eternals in November, and Spider-Man No Way Home in December" There are FOUR MCU movies coming out this year? Holy shit @miss_nikola Heck yeah that would be hot :3 @Demodeview @SixArmedSweater sorry :/ @Chainsaw_Sparkl That too! One of the ones I'm thinking of I guess has like a mascot? But she's a slime girl and I'm like uhhhhh @StopTweetingMia Queerness is at its hottest when it defies boxes imo @TenaciousRanch It's kind of amazing seeing all of them listed like that. And there's more to come!! @maryellen_reads @PizzaFacts2go @TenaciousRanch This is our first time ordering shirts and we're still learning but we're taking notes! "I could be wrong because I was closeted even to myself at that point, but I really feel like even 10 years ago such an interaction would've been impossible" "I really like that this is an interaction one can have with strangers in 2021, even if there's a lot of other queer rights issues we still need to solve in this country" @Magikal_Maddi @Random_Factor Oh yeah I mean I can straddle the bowl I guess lol And I do it standing in the shower 🤔 "@FroyoBaggins Yeah that's what I hear. It just sucks for the first time in my life I have a PC I kinda built (it's an old prebuild I updated pieces of), and I'm gonna have to go back to prebuilt one day :/" @hmsnofun I FORGOT ABOUT TAGGING *Fuck* Tumblr used to be so good :/ "@PizzaFacts2go Well also like, I wouldn't be that shocked to learn cishet couples learned they liked it too. Like maybe your average cishet guy would be like ""Stay away from my butthole"" but your average cishet girl? I think it could be a straight thing too lol" @KorpsPropaganda Agreed! @PizzaFacts2go God if BDG isn't some flavor of queer than he's literally the best ally in the universe lol how very hot of me to become a girl like I did frankly @miss_nikola You are indeed a VERY good girl~ "@PizzaFacts2go I kinda wish that too, but I can't deny the chaos of being so unprepared (which is surprising given that there WAS a lot of prep ahead of time) is a lot of what makes it so funny" I think my favorite Unraveled might be the one where they try to make every dish in Breath of the Wild in a single day @zandravandra @ikksnay Well now I need to track those down and watch them! That's awesome! @zandravandra @ikksnay This is what I get for not watching regularly the last few years RIP lol @zandravandra @ikksnay YOU WERE ON GIANT BOMB??? OMG @isreallytwodogs Oh good to know! Thank you again 💕 @Flailmorpho_ yes plz thank u >/////< 💕💕💕💦💦💦 "@Flailmorpho_ I'm in a specific Mood today that made me easily distracted by the phrase ""make babies"" so I'm going with EX 🥵" @norintha @SteampunkPenny listen he had a long hard day of being a cat "It's so weird because when I bought it, literally the only concern I had with it was ""Can this run most games at least decently?"" and luckily that's been true for as long as I've had it. But now the question is ""Can this keep running games forever because Bitcoin?"" Just wild" @isreallytwodogs Awwww that sucks. Thank you though! "I always always always forget what card I have but it's apparently a GeFroce GTX 760. I got it used so no idea how old it really is, but it's served me well for half a decade. Hoping for... infinite time more >.>" "I have a graphics card from like, I wanna say 2015 and I dunno wtf I'm gonna do when it comes time to upgrade. It's gone from ""Oh I'll upgrade one day"" to ""Goddess I HOPE I can upgrade one day???""" @QueenStodge 💕💕💕 "@Elli_Trans Not anymore! I mean I'm sure there's still fun to be had but now that porn and nudity isn't allowed it'd be too different of a vibe imo. But I guess you wouldn't know what you were missing, so try it out if you want!" "@QueenStodge That's fair honestly. I'm glad you made it! 99% of my Tumbling was pre-transition, and while I didn't leave because of the purge, I did leave shortly after coming out. I like to say Tumblr made me trans but it's not where I met my trans friends and family, that's for sure" "@Random_Factor I stood to piss for many years, but I switched shortly after coming out. And now I *can't* stand to piss :V Sitting makes more sense to me 🤷‍♀️" @__eater__ It probably was top down. Doesn't mean they shouldn't be up front about apologizing for it in a tweet like that "Obviously I still connect and make friends with queers online, and yeah there's still the occasional queer lewd piece of art that ends up on my TL. But it's very different now" "And yeah I'm talking about the porn. A lot of queer art is lewd for a lot of reasons Never in my life had I experienced such a massive amount of quality queer porn. It was endless. No other site was as good at serving you art on your feed, so all that sense of community was lost" You purged untold volumes of irreplaceable queer art forcing a lot of queer artists off your site "@XylariaVG Bobby Kotick really enjoys cocaine, you see" @isreallytwodogs Unlocking my account for a sec to ask if you have a link to that hoodie? It's so cute! @sqwrrkpon fghfghgfhfgh yyes 💦💦💦 @princessofsn0w3 yes >.> @daeken @kefimochi @rhabarberei @zkat__ same tho 😳 @sqwrrkpon huff 😳💕 @ThreeFootPony @KorpsPropaganda I hope to one day be a sloshy lady @MajestikDewback That's really sweet 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥰🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm a cute Kat!!! 🥺🥺🥺 @thatqueernerd 💕 https://t.co/3g4kMwWFir @Yumi_Sparkles I can't remember either lol https://t.co/3g4kMwWFir @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too Daddy!!! 🥰💕💕💕 I am SO ready for a Pokémon professor to heavily critique my photos! #NewPokemonSnap https://t.co/GjKR6T6KR9 @NikkiOphan MILF status 😤 "I forgot that I had some extra of these flowers growing elsewhere on Lesbos, so I moved them over 🥰 #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://t.co/ah9i82Y3ms" "My GF @HaileyAdamsXXX has FFS on May 18th and she'll need to take a week off work. If you're able, please donate for help with groceries/rent 💕 https://t.co/MSEbIjr6mX https://t.co/YAFv9smrve https://t.co/RjjjQJkEnf https://t.co/Li4l28FlnJ #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdFund" Hmmmm what design could I be growing here 🤔🤔🤔 #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://t.co/h2D1c6fvzH @hovermyr @ManjiButt That'd be hot 🤔 @LilyLavenderTS probably blush lots 🥺 @StrawbraryGamer 😍💕 "@BVDGRRL It's my GFs and family here at the ranch that stay armed, I'm too much of a wuss lol" @BVDGRRL Still need to find a spot for this sticker https://t.co/5xsPUa6ls3 Oh! Also! Forgot this part :3 https://t.co/HbU2e0Pc0j "I'll unlock for a bit so she can see this tweet, heh" @hmsnofun yeah I've been there before "No shade on any of these movies. It's just really funny to be that they are all, technically, by Rotten Tomatoes' standards, better than Citizen fucking Kane" I'm sorry but this is extremely fucking funny to me https://t.co/07UpirLS5M @RaeGun2k Oh no I hope you don't have it D: "@elysianechoes You're very real, what are you talking about?" @CamisGoodBoy Oh fuck nice! I love my little panther baby so much Binx so rarely lays next to me so sweetly like this! He's usually a kitty who only wants to lay on my chest lol https://t.co/G4HWAPZHt2 "@notwaving It's kinda like a brand, yeah hehe" @FioDeer same tbh @WolfWings Yeah I think that sounds good 💕 @WolfWings You're definitely a rarity on Twitter dot com for that lol "@WolfWings (Mistress is Penny, not sure if you've been following me long enough to sort that out lol)" @WolfWings We love to feed guests! Double check with Mistress about the when but I'm pretty sure June would work great! @ManjiButt yeah this is messy all around lol "@WolfWings Seriously she shared me a picture of your car and I was immediately like ""Is he a furry...?"" lol Yeah stop by pretty much any time if you give us a 24 heads up! It'd be fun to get to meet you this time :P 💕" @WolfWings yeah they're lovey like that hehe @WolfWings Also thank you so much for those supplies! "@WolfWings Omg you had the cool car? I TOLD MISTRESS YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY A FURRY AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME LOL But yeah I totally missed you because I was asleep! If you don't mind, you're definitely on the list of friends I'd love to see at DenFur, if you happen to go! 💕" @WolfWings OMG YOU WERE AT THE RANCH??? Did I at least get to see you or was I being a shut-in that day lol @ManjiButt It's ironic too given that they had to retire the 30 minutes or less promise back in the 80's because their drivers were running red lights to make it in time 🙃 @WolfWings Gotcha! For me I'll be well past vaccinated so I'm mostly only interested in going if a ton of friends are 💕 I wanna get a feel for the room here. How many of my mutuals are planning to go to DenFur this year? @Grey_IsTrue HONESTLY SAME @nocturnmusings @retronouns So glad I locked down right before they implemented that totally by accident lol @BVDGRRL YES @Kahncub AAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS THANK YOU 😭💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ ... oh @Adoratrix it's surreal to look back a lot has changed @Adoratrix we do not speak that name! @hmsnofun Fucking gorgeous holy shit "Doesn't really take much to think ""Well, my opponents on this issue think this is a matter of life or death, so even if they agreed that masking kids was really rough on them, it's preferable to dying, so,""" @Adoratrix I'm having a similar discovery tbh @NikkiOphan objectively hot I mean come on @KorpsPropaganda v-very yes 🥵🥵🥵 @ComeOnEileen19 @StopTweetingMia Is there a tracker you'd recommend? "*Demon Souls I'm a fake gamer girl, I never said otherwise" "I forgot Rift Apart was a PS5 game... Okay so Dark Souls, R&C Rift Apart, FF7R Intergrade... Starting to really want a PS5 RIP" @raziiberri @AyrenTheWolf same tho lol @StopTweetingMia They really really really hate it when we talk about our periods. They desperately need to pretend those don't happen or the entire foundation of their belief system takes a huge hit. So they police it constantly @LambChopInPamps huff 🥵 @XylariaVG RIGHT??? Lady Dimitrescu vs Rivet Tall mommy vs shortstack Who will win 2021? I love her @StrawbraryGamer awwwww! cute @NLRG_ @ElyEelee @upliftedlemure @Staroxvia @CulturalZoomer yet unsurprising @ElyEelee @NLRG_ @upliftedlemure @Staroxvia @CulturalZoomer oh this is fun to watch hehe "@StebMcDreb @Flailmorpho_ oof, same" "@Flailmorpho_ Though if we're picking stuff that we got into as children specifically and not teenagers, then, https://t.co/D1OGHOvRi7" @StopTweetingMia hey 😳💕 "@Flailmorpho_ I got into mine as a teenager as well, ur valid https://t.co/KanqGCa6W5" @Azure_Husky @Kalindlara Honestly same @its_ryles 100 gecs is trans? that explains a lot lol "@KorpsPropaganda w- well I uh, gosh 😳😳😳" @WoWPetBox @SPGiraffe @axisofawesome Oh and one of the members of SP Giraffe followed me and I felt bad that I wasn't already following her band so I did haha. Forgot I had people in my follow list I needed to listen to "@WoWPetBox @SPGiraffe @axisofawesome Oh I know about Axis of Awesome, but I didn't know they still made music! When one of them came out I was like ""FOUR CHORDS SONG HELL YEAH"" lol" "@dontattack_pls @TheStarfishface It says CSP in the video, which probably means Clip Studio Paint! I've yet to use it but I really want to as I've heard good things" @alliesander Nice thank you! "I really wanna open Unicron but I wanna do it when I'm not in protected mode. You know, social media it" "@Kaelyrhn I know, I'm just joking :P" "Didn't know we had a cis guy interviewing people in the dome (the ranch gets asked to do interviews a ton lol) and I walked out in my big flowy top without a bra, aka breasting boobily to the kitchen, yep" @TracerPlace OMG THAT WORKS @autogynamelia No that's fine! Thank you! OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT GAY SONGS AND ARTISTS I LOVE THEM TOO https://t.co/VZcZfhxgWp @ScribblerSys I KNOW I REALLY NEED TO LISTEN @GenderBanana I don't know how I feel about many genres lol "I've only listened to Left At London's first album, I'm a fake trans lol" "@Azure_Husky Hell yeah, thank you!" "@Owlor I have no idea, but I'll give them a try!" @autumnsunflowr My vibe rn is nice and high 🥰 "There are several bands and albums I remember hearing about and I'm sure I could track them down again, but I thought I'd ask anyway" "Just in case, feel free to recommend good stuff a weirdly high number of trans people listen to even if the artists involved aren't openly trans" "Pretend as though I haven't listened to any music from trans artists (I basically nearly haven't) Inundate me with album (or if you like, song) recommendations plz" @SwiftAusterity Gosh we're only at 7! Can confirm that this phenomenon scales with each additional cat @DragonsBouquet Important!!!! @Grey_IsTrue LOVE THIS AND SAME "@NewGenderWhoDis Cat shit, somehow, more times than I'd like to You make a good point lol" @NewGenderWhoDis It's really fun watching you grow as a performer and filmmaker :3 @NewGenderWhoDis GOOD GIRL *many head pats* @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis Hate how real this is "@aidapsibr @estwenty I wonder if VR virtual theaters could become an easy fix? I dunno if the main theater apps have 3D mode available, but I have to assume it's possible" @estwenty I mean I'm not surprised it's over But it's annoying because there are 3D home video releases that will eventually be unplayable which I don't like in principle @AyrenTheWolf @WiccanRaccoon I think I might be more of a popufur and people hardly know I'm a furry lol @StrypeisonFire @WolfWings >/////> 💕💕💕💕 @TangledLion I'm glad to help! 💕💕💕 @TangledLion @voidheartnova Of course it's valid! "@WolfWings @StrypeisonFire That's sweet of you, but she knows me AND knows why I'm locked lol" @HedgeMom You're really cute and your art is incredible 💕💕💕 @autumnsunflowr It's awesome and really hot tbh @StrypeisonFire Oh I forgot you won't see this while I'm locked RIP lol @StrypeisonFire YOOOOOOO HELL YEAH Jen told me to look and the screen for a second AND I DID NOT ASK TO BE CALLED OUT BY THIS GAME FROM 23 YEARS AGO https://t.co/9xopVKWyrX @Gerkuman I mean I might be overreacting. I just got mad reading that @hmsnofun Well I hope you can make it to one and I hope it manages to surpass even your previous experience 🥰💕 "Even if the science is pointing this way, releasing an article with this title is reinforcing fat shaming and ableism" @hmsnofun Hell yeah! Do you know which one you wanna go to? "Put on the They Live glasses and see this say ""Neurodivergent people with specific food texture and taste needs are more likely to die early, they better stop being so neurodivergent""" @hmsnofun I've only ever been to one furry con and I was stuck in the dealer room for it. Been itching to experience one for real for years "@hmsnofun It's not officially happening for sure yet despite there being dates, but so many of my friends are going to MFF that I've decided to start saving for it. Want my first con after covid to be a big one :3" @nobodyinpartic3 @CaseyExplosion Block lists have the issue of always having false positives "I really do hope Limited Run or somebody makes a physical release on Switch, but I don't think I'll be able to wait to play it until then tbh lol" @ElyEelee Good to see you again 🥰 Jen has been playing SaGa Frontier Remastered on her computer and the more I see it the more I wanna try it. It's a gorgeous game! @Elli_Trans @apunkdog EXACTLY "@Lockark @BloomGoth I could see it happening if there was like, a ton of turbulence or if the plane was stuck on the runway for like an hour. Otherwise though planes are too boring to applaud for lol" @Lockark @BloomGoth I have never once in my life seen anyone clap when a plane lands lol @apunkdog Cringe isn't always a healthy reaction. Sometimes it's unhealthy training from a shitty society that causes it "Movies excite me to my very core. It's a medium that I've always connected with on a very deep level and nothing would make me happier than to share that connection with everyone. As long as you get what I mean when I say that, we're speaking the same language 💕" "Btw, I don't want to give the impression that you're wrong for never applauding during a movie. I said it was weird earlier in the thread, but I wanna retract that. I personally might not understand it, but there's no wrong way to enjoy movies, okay? 💕💕💕" @hmsnofun RIGHT???? "@hmsnofun @FioDeer I knew you'd get what I meant, Sarah 💕" "@hmsnofun No, I just saw a random tweet about it and wanted to vent because I know other people hate it too. Then it was me arguing with non-Americans. I guess it must be a cultural thing but to me unfiltered joy and really being INTO a movie can't possibly be cultural? I dunno" "@Lockark @BloomGoth It just stuns me that it's a cultural thing. It feels human to me, though I know that sounds like a shitty thing to say given the context. It's unfiltered joy. It confuses me to be told it's an American thing, even if it is" Yeah that's the thing. Midnight showing stopped being a regular thing ever since the Aurora shooting. I think we need midnight showings to section off the weird nerds who can't contain their excitement. It served an important purpose https://t.co/dI65W2xh2l "@FioDeer Sometimes the energy in the room brings you to clap. If it doesn't happen to you, that's fine, but I'm telling you it's as natural as laughter for many other people" "I have zero patience for TALKING during a movie, to be clear. I get the usher to yell at them every time https://t.co/t4L1cJRE4v" "@FioDeer So does this mean you fight to stifle laughter during a comedy? Or do you just kinda let loose and let the laughter happen, let it be contagious, sometimes even laugh because others are laughing? It's usually more involuntary, sure, but do you get what I mean?" THIS https://t.co/pICjKPdyUc "Another analogy I thought of: Why laugh during a movie? Sure, it's a bit more involuntary, but the actors can't hear you! Why are you laughing? Sometimes during a comedy you just kinda... let yourself laugh. Laughter is contagious. Because you're with other humans. It's fun." "@Lockark @BloomGoth Imagine if someone said ""There's no one to laugh for, why are you laughing?""" "Being all ""Oh Americans are SO WEIRD they APPLAUD during movies!"" to me feels like someone went to a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening and got really upset that everyone wouldn't shut up and threw popcorn everywhere. Get what I'm saying?" "@BloomGoth @Lockark Thank you, that acknowledgement is all I wanted" "And to clarify, the applauding doesn't happen every single time. Again, it's usually only opening night. Because you're there for a shared experience with other humans. It's an event. You're there to experience the zeitgeist. If you just want a quiet night at home... do that." Non-Americans don't get to have this be a thing that you make fun of us for. Y'all are the ones going to big crowded theaters with other humans only to act like none of you are there. THAT'S WEIRD @BloomGoth @Lockark The point is the shared experience you're having with other humans. It's the same reason laugh tracks are a thing "@Lockark I guess I have trouble understanding why people would seek out a shared experience with a ton of other strangers if you all just act like you're not there. I understand cultures differ, but my confusion still stands" @Lockark We like to have fun "Sometimes I retweet it, because it's almost always important. But I try to filter it so it's not just constant transphobia on y'all's timelines. I know @CaseyExplosion has talked about this balance too" "Replace ""content that makes me mad"" with ""transphobic nonsense that'll affect untold numbers of trans people"" and you have the authentic poputrans experience" "@MaelJade_ I would recommend not seeing movies with a crowd of people, then" (This is of course only talking to NTs without hearing/sensory issues) @Syntaxtakes @vore_the_rich @HungrySuccubus TRUTH @rachaelp95 Perfect! "I've only ever seen cheering/applauding in theaters during like, opening night. Fucking wait a day if you're that grouchy about it" Visual approximation of people who hate when others applaud during movies in theaters https://t.co/WFDxHBiV97 "@AyrenTheWolf ""Hello darkness my old friend""" "I assume given how the series ended (still haven't watched it, but I will), that season 2 can just be called Captain America? Maybe? It would be so much nicer" "WandaVision: A fucking beautiful, perfect portmanteau that sticks in your head Loki: Simple, to the point, unforgettable title FalconAndTheWinterSolider: my tongue just died mid-title" "The Sam and Bucky Show, you know!!!" "Last night I accidentally called the recent Marvel show ""Captain Winter Soldier"" because its actual name is a very bad name that refuses to roll off the tongue" "@norintha @ThiccMomSwag I had a feeling you might have already played it, lol But I wanted to be sure!" @mebisdead imo anyone with an estrogen-dominant endocrine system should own one @lazerwalker country girls make do @gayforgrils @ThouArtGwen Oh fuck I should look into that. I got saddled with a 10k bill after mine that I didn't know was coming :/ "Hey @norintha, since you love point and click adventure games so much, I think you should be aware of this one!" @ThouArtGwen I hope you get the chance too 💕💕💕 There we go. That's the Wanda figure I want! @JulieYBM That's really cool! @TrexPushups OMG I LOVE HIM @futanarchy It's true! "Wow, storyboarding is a topic you can follow on Twitter! As a huge animation nerd, yes please!" The board for this feels so messy but then you watch the animation that resulted from it and it works! They translated the energy perfectly! I'm in awe @im_just_laur Valid lol @NLRG_ @aristidexo why am I not surprised @Azure_Husky @super_toof Yes this! You put it into words perfectly! Huge agree! Hot take but Bill Gates is actually still one of the worst billionaires "Hopefully this will dispel the idea that Gates is ""one of the good billionaires""" @NLRG_ you're so uniquely you lol @AyrenTheWolf I'm rooting for you! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Real talk? That sounds hot af @NLRG_ I'd like to be Discord friends with them if they'd like that too! Trans women getting vaginoplasties gives me life 🥰 I know that feeling of becoming whole 💕 @OhMiaGod I know you won't be able to see this while my account is locked but I can't not say congrats! 💕💕💕 @HoovesAreBetter Heck yeah congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @HoovesAreBetter It's the best show!!! @NLRG_ No it's called being an egg @StrawbraryGamer Sounds really cute!!! @Random_Factor Same :/ @Flailmorpho_ It's true and you should say it Omg I do all of this with my ND GFs 😭💕💕💕 "@StargirlSednira IT'S TRUE, CUTIE" "@JadeRadiant Also really cute house, gosh!" @JadeRadiant CUTE 💕💕💕 "@StrawbraryGamer @NLRG_ anyway side note I actually didn't know who you meant, NLRG" @StrawbraryGamer @NLRG_ REALLY HOT @NLRG_ ... hot @NLRG_ Wait I thought I knew who you meant but the pronouns threw me off "@ThiccMomSwag For the most part, they've perfected the surgery so that the end result functions exactly like any other vagina would. I highly recommend it!" @ThiccMomSwag There's no loss of sensation @nlrghorny yep @nyaakat extra soft to cushion the rough! :D @sextoyspolitics I used to have issues with people thinking I was shouting when I wasn't. NTs operate on a secret code @Azure_Husky ... Now I wanna buy it too lol "@mebisdead It's art, plain and simple" @shinobody @woot_master Weird Al is definitely a twink "@Azure_Husky I can't tell if I want to read it or not, honestly. It sounds both intriguing and scary" @LostNotAtSea Oh gosh I haven't logged in in forever! It's past my island's anniversary too... I hope they still have mine @Shadowfire10_02 Hell yeah congrats! @CallieBurrito Hell yeah congrats! "[cw nsfw, nudity] This piece is beautiful and yeah, it feels a lot like that 💕" "@Azure_Lusty @softsnep I have an ""ignorance is bliss"" policy for them and I avoid at all costs, but I have had to have GFs keep tabs on them. I'm somewhat fortunate that I live in the country and we're armed, but it shouldn't take that to be safe from them" @Azure_Lusty yep :/ @Azure_Lusty It's really surreal to think about @VondranArt yes plz :3 "Going protected for a bit. I'm doing okay, it's just a precaution 💕" @BaryonyxHntress Yessss welcome to the Brachiosaurus club >:3 https://t.co/uYhLOJxYYh @miss_nikola Gosh your nips because female-presenting 😳 @JessicaCyboid @AliceAvizandum Kinda wild how transphobes will just build up an entire argument around neovaginas based on how they themselves assume they must be same except it was more like 7 years for me lol @sunflowrgirl420 heck 😳💕 @HarleighDog @StrypeisonFire VERY EXCITE @StrypeisonFire guess I picked a good MFF to be my first 😳😳😳 @sqwrrkpon yessssss 😍 @sqwrrkpon IT'S A REALLY HOT SCENARIO "@sqwrrkpon Some of my closest friends, all of them basically fully transitioned, are still sissies lol" @sqwrrkpon @Azure_Husky YES @LambChopInPamps jjjfdghd >///> @WormNeverDreams EXACTLY lol @MaiaFranklyn MUCH better analogy imo @Agustuski @aimkidblast SAME So the new solar panels aren't fully hooked up yet but they will be on Tuesday AND we already have our battery bank upgraded so I can finally be on the computer after sunset! It's been a long year of not having that RIP x.x Discord is the new message boards if the goal was to make a message board that was almost unusable as a message board "I've seen people say that Discord is the new message boards, and like, yeah Discord is good at a lot of things, but it's the worst possible message board I could imagine lol What if instead of different threads, every category was just one thread that updated live?" @assignedbrave I mean there's DMs :P @CassCummingsxxx @Kaiia_eve Cute :3 @NotNelth It's just them trying to gotcha Biden on the name of Istanbul @TenaciousRanch Despite it happening literally on the roof above me I hadn't seen it until now! Looks so cool omg! @salielle huff >////> "Online conversations are funny things. There's no agreed-upon ""end"" to them, so it's this dance of sometimes hoping the convo ends soon, and other times hoping it keeps going, but regardless you just have to go with the flow and Feel where it's at" "@salielle Awww, hi cutie!" "@lisaquestions I only lived in my birthplace for 3 years and have no memory of it, but yeah I'm way more than 20 miles from there" @miss_nikola So hot gosh 😍💕 @RoseOfWindsong All of the DS lineup had a slot for Gameboy games until I think the DSi? Backwards compatibility has for the most part always been a thing for Nintendo handhelds "@hmsnofun big mood, best mood" @futanarchy @NeurologNyx Cute! 😍 @Drustan27 That's nobody's business but the Turks! I don't expect everyone to know their geography trivia (I sure as hell don't!) but this one is an easy gimme "There's an entire fucking song explaining why he didn't say Istanbul, come on" @Lynntendo64 Yay! We got four new lambs on our ranch a couple weeks ago :3 I didn't know you lived among animals too! That's cool! @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm sorry sweetheart :/ @HalleyHanna Fucking right??? @BirdTickler I had this person already blocked and it seems like that wasn't an accident lol @HaileyAdamsXXX *hugs hugs* :/ @Nicola2019 @longestaugust They're becoming more and more common here @NikkiOphan Yeah I don't have a workaround for that one :/ @NikkiOphan You can request not to have it published in some places. I told them I had 3k (at the time) followers on Twitter and that as a trans woman that wasn't safe for me and they agreed @mtm_velo @Grey_IsTrue ...What? @vexwerewolf Your voice is pretty :3 "@chrismcfeely Ah, the curse of Thundercats" @tainkirrahe I'm trying my hardest to understand how you're even supposed to use that and I'm coming up short @StrawbraryGamer RIGHT??? "@chipfoxx While watching it I just kept saying ""No... oh no!! NO!!!"" louder and louder" @tainkirrahe What do you mean by magic? "Look, I am NOT a great driver (fucking 4-way stop signs still make me panic), and I really hate being the bitch that's going ""using these came naturally to even me,"" but," @_Wathgwen Cool! "@notCursedE I'm dating so many people lol Maybe if you're not t4t it's harder, or maybe if you're strictly monogamous it's difficult (the circles I run in at least feel like they're mostly polyam), but I dunno, claiming transitioning makes finding love harder with no qualifiers isn't cool" @kerrizor Nope! Clovis CA. This is why I usually say Fresno since they're right next to each other and Fresno is more famous (infamous?) "I moved so fucking much as a kid. I like to say I grew up in Longmont because I still feel it's my hometown, but I did growing up in Greeley, Merced, and Clovis too" Y'all grew up in one place? https://t.co/MNGw6LePo6 "@vexwerewolf That's an incredibly pretty backyard, gosh Sorry about the tree :/" @BVDGRRLXXX Gosh congrats pupcow! :3 @lisaquestions I didn't either tbh lol Came from a voice chat I was in last night @Shoggoth_Lord @SorceressUWU Same honestly @tfw2005 Mirage sure does love to be in 2-packs @NikkiOphan The duality of trans @SpinyDykeLizard VERY hot yes gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF Fucking same It's not considered normal when I do it 🤷‍♀️ "I have very much gotten to the point where when I consider if someone I admire should follow me I'm like ""Dear goddess no"" lol" @aWildLupiDragon Yeah there are better ways to say it for sure. I guess I just wish everyone else understood the word popular like I do is all lol "Sometimes, when I'm getting a metric shit ton of messages from everyone, I wish I could say ""Sorry I'm really popular"" and have people understand that I'm not bragging, it often sucks" @Nickle4aPickle YES GOOD Calling my pussy thot pocket from now on @BVDGRRL I lost count a long time ago. I'm happy to help! It's humbling 😭💕 "@SteampunkPenny They look so good on you, Mistress! 😍😍😍" @The_Ada_Rhodes It's true! 😍 @litterboxhex Thank fuck omg :/ 💕💕💕 @litterboxhex I hope you can get a new bike :/ My good friend Cat was in a wreck and could really use some help! @Demodeview @chibikonatsu @Elli_Trans @femboyfinance Fun fact! That account was made by a trans person hehe @Elli_Trans @femboyfinance Staying hydrated during sex is important! "@Elli_Trans @femboyfinance Fuck, free stuff AND I get topped??? 😍" @femboyfinance that's right @ChronoKatie Realizing I loved even the parts you gave it a 9 for @ChronoKatie Yeah I saw your comment and that's what made me realize it's a 10 for me haha @LewdDevBitches same lol @Azure_Husky SAME AND SAME @HedgeMom Occasionally lol Even among people who loved this game I feel like I loved it more. I enjoyed the padding! I don't even think it's padding! It's the perfect game 10 lol "Now I just need a third party company to tackle this Whirl design, the most superior of Whirl designs of an already perfect robot https://t.co/nbWjf9t50I" "For an Autobot, Whirl is so monstrous and I just love him for that. One of the few movie designs I love, Stratosphere, has a similar energy and also looks like a robot were-plane-griffon-thing https://t.co/jbzJIbQatC" I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM DIGITIGRADE LEGS THAT'S LIKE A BIG PART OF WHIRL'S APPEAL https://t.co/ZQPcIC6az8 @SixArmedSweater @KorpsPropaganda I'm doing my part spreading the word! o7 @LostNotAtSea Fuck yeah! Congrats! 💕💕💕 @ZyBurton83 @ABetterRed SAME My mom tried SO hard to make me a creationist lol Hobbes and Catra being cute in the laundry hamper 💕💕💕 https://t.co/6OQXUJqMRT "@joffeorama I haven't seen the last episode yet (or any of season 3 for that matter), but what I love about this is that I can't tell if you're joking or not that Dewey killed someone lol I could totally see it" "Just because I haven't talked about this in a while here's a refresher: If you feel as though a trans person could be awful enough to deserve being misgendered or deadnamed, you are implicitly saying every trans person's gender is conditional. Knock it off." "@KobestaBeansJr I haven't experienced any breathing problems, no" "As terrible as she is, though? Making her deadname trend is fucking ghoulish. Everyone who contributed to that should be fucking ashamed." @ChronoKatie Gosh gosh gosh Katie! 😍😍😍 "Though even feeling better than a couple hours ago, I do undeniably still feel sick (just that generic achy cold/flu feeling), and yeah it is worse than the first, though for me the first one was just brain fog and a sore arm" "Day two of Moderna vaccine continues, and after some ibuprofen I'm feeling a lot better. Usually when I get sick it's at its worst early in the morning, and right before bed. The semi-covid my body is reacting to is following the same pattern it seems" "This is the weird other side of the problem of calling any trans person who has any level of media presence an activist I guess huh I'm suddenly way more okay with calling all leftist trans women activists, oof" """transgender activist"" https://t.co/zQkVI6gDN3" @ConfusedSwitch Same hehe "@dour I'm addicted to them, I'll admit lol" @Katabassist @excogs Yeah you're stuck with me hehe @ComradeEevee RIGHT??? @SwiftAusterity *wheels in a cart filled with gallon-sized containers* >:3 @GwenStarlight huff huff 🥵🥵🥵 "It adds to the aroma and flavor, this shouldn't be news. If you prefer the pussy you're loving on to be completely scrubbed clean of any scent/taste-based indicators that it's, you know, a crotch, that's valid I guess but I'd still refer you to the above tweet" @canceledlol It didn't need to be fixed? Cishet men worrying that squirt might be pee seriously make me wonder if they even actually like pussy at all @squinln I don't see how it could but health insurance stuff is intentionally weird @autumnsunflowr https://t.co/mogHbPE7ih "I think my eventual cat sona will have a build exactly like this, heck" @RaeGun2k yes good @aidapsibr @litterboxhex And I'll share the hell out of said gofundme! @litterboxhex Oh no! Are you okay? I appreciate this positive representation of my gender so much 😭💕💕💕 @rileybbq Same and same @MaiaFranklyn I just assumed they were talking about movies and TV shows For a lot of people that's just where you go for superheroes @sextoyspolitics Unfollowed 💕💕💕 @KittyBatSasha Oh fuck it's true! "I'm awake now for some reason, and now that it's day two the second covid vaccine (Moderna) is kicking my ass x.x" @a_alice_nsfw Yes you should! "@Tonya_Song I'm not intimidated, but I am sometimes bad about replying to messages generally and I'm sorry :/" @Flailmorpho_ hhh interesting idea 😳 @Flailmorpho_ Heck >////> 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL Oh I have :3 @ArtyMaus Ooooh I like that! @NLRG_ @ElyEelee Awwwww! Super gay 🥰 Congrats you two! "Do they make wireless ear buds that don't have touch controls? Literally every time I get frustrated with them it's because of that, anything I could do with touch controls I can do on the thing they're synced with, and this might shock you but I often have to touch them!" @ArtyMaus @TaxBeast fjkjdjbgsfgjjd >////> @SolientArt @SoftMamaGwen Oooooh I love this! @woot_master Heck yeah! @Flailmorpho_ @shiversystem hhghfhhdhhh but I'll squirm so much >/////< 💕💦 @Flailmorpho_ @shiversystem hgfhfghhh ththank u >.< @BadKitters Imma jackalope! :3 @shiversystem @Flailmorpho_ 🥵🥵🥵💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ @shiversystem *squeaks in the affirmative excitedly!* @HaileyAdamsXXX Twinks are a treasure @shiversystem @Flailmorpho_ only like... three and a half! once my mouth became just a printed smile I had to stop >.> *squeak* "@Flailmorpho_ WE'RE ONTO YOU, BIG POOL *squeak*" @FantasiesFract1 Yes you do~ @NewGenderWhoDis jjdjhjkgdrfhgdkjhgf 😍💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb POOLTOY! POOLTOY! POOLTOY! @NewGenderWhoDis Goddess I wanna throat you 🥺🥺🥺 @Orionpax4221 They're a Korps visor! :3 @IllumiCyberwear @shiversystem @MommyPosie Gosh thank you 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @IllumiCyberwear @RaeGun2k @MommyPosie @KorpsPropaganda Oh gosh nice! Followed! @davi_vignola Heck yeah I'm on that Moderna kush 😎 @shiversystem @Demodeview huff I wanna have your shark pups plz 🥺💕 "@shiversystem @MommyPosie When I was born, my head size was in the 99th percentile. They don't make heads bigger than mine :P It pinches a lot lol" @TangledLion @Demodeview p-please... please cream my pussy and ram me deep >////< @lisaquestions I might need to too lol "@shiversystem @MommyPosie YES IT WAS, NOW I REMEMEBER! Thank you so, so much Sasha! 💕💕💕" @shiversystem @Demodeview huffffff I have a thing for shark girls oh no >////< "@ProtoTheDweeb That's not it, no lol" @RaeGun2k @MommyPosie @IllumiCyberwear I mean it might have originated from there. Do they do Korps-design visors? :3 @RaeGun2k A woman of taste like myself! 💕 @Demodeview @TangledLion !!!!! >/////< 💕💦 @QueenStodge Oh hell yeah :3 @TangledLion @Demodeview H U F F This is for my stalkers and will only seem out of place to everyone else: You no longer have total access to everything I say and do online. Eat my ass 💕 @MommyPosie A friend gave them to me but I forgot who! Finally found some batteries for these! What perfect timing hehe 💕 https://t.co/VrjK4TulrQ @AnAbsoluteCat @nyaakat @JessicaCyboid Omg thank you all for this lol I would argue in fact that anthro art at its core is a celebration of aesthetic over realism/practicality "@CreatrixKarie Maybe several, thanks x.x 💦" "Usually a good glasses design for a furry just puts the ear pieces under their ears. Does that make sense? Not really, but few things in anthro art really do, let's be real" @CreatrixKarie 🥵💕💦💦💦 "@Demodeview Oh! Um, I mean... oh of course getting preggers will sate me! Obviously! >////>" @Demodeview Fools! My getting pregnant will only make me hornier!!! @CreatrixKarie hhhcffffhhgg >/////< @vexwerewolf This is the correct response yes good @CreatrixKarie Huff 🥵 @LewdLunaDelSol also HUFF 🥵 @LewdLunaDelSol listen just @ me next time @LewdLunaDelSol SAME HONESTLY @CreatrixKarie Sign me up! "Here comes the arm soreness, do-do-do-do" @Azure_Husky *whistles innocently* @Kahncub @LewdLunaDelSol Funny you should say that given where I'm getting inspiration today lol "Oh no someone switched your beverage with ""every time you orgasm another emu-sized egg fills your womb that you now have"" juice" "Blizzard I'm begging you, hire some furries" The Humble Bundle is no longer humble @mercurysqaud Shhhhhhh :P @sleepy___head same >////< @Hulk_Knight @preterniadotcom Nice! @JennyKittyBaby A smaller cage for an ever-shrinking clitty~ 💕 @preterniadotcom I wonder if wave 5 will be the first without a turtle? Or maybe they'll follow in Playmates' footsteps and start making weird variants @actuallyalice Sometimes I click a picture before reading the tweet its attached to AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME GUY LOL "@34genCha If you do, lemme know! I'd love to have a collection hehe" "@CreatrixKarie Totally! Even for mine I'm going to pursue every available avenue to see if anything needs to be or can be fixed up. But it's also possible that for my situation at least, my vag is what it is and I think I could find peace with that in time" Anyway it turns out feeling like your lady bits might be off or lacking in some way is yet another universal female experience! Because of course lol That in itself is a relief honestly There's even at least one neovagina featured! ...From a trans woman who insists she's not really a woman & that her neovagina is not really a vagina 😬 It sounds like she found peace in that but it was a little disheartening after specifically looking for a trans woman in this I forgot who recommended this book to me but it's a HEFTY book with a LOT of vulva pictures & honestly even just skimming through it has made me feel way better about mine 🥰 https://t.co/iIw6RsBC6J @NewGenderWhoDis @Uber_Anne Paging @NikkiOphan "I'm not really complaining though, the orgasms are way better :V" @HalleyHanna I would if we weren't having power issues at the ranch RIP 😭💕💕💕 I had the second vaccine and now I have tits and a vagina???? The eyes that have witnessed the eternal are an important difference Us hares have Seen Things 👁👁 @NikkiOphan Ooooh I've never seen an orchi with the sack skin removed! Sounds smooth and sexy :3 @MajestikDewback Hell yeah welcome to the fully vaxxed club!!! @nyaakat Finally a bed big enough for all your stuffies @HaileyAdamsXXX huff 🥵💕 @nyaakat @JessicaCyboid Seriously wild how often this happens @JessicaCyboid Looking good! 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ Sounds pretty gay "@chipfoxx To clarify: For a while they had annual passes for locals (so like, basically free if you already paid for that year), but I think they're retiring those soon." @chipfoxx Local Disney nerds are a different breed. I know some in California who would visit several times a month before covid @Demodeview heck gosh jeez this is a lot to read with a vibe inside me 🥵🥵🥵 @damnyouwillis It's a movie entirely comprised of ghosts @Demodeview huff >////> @Demodeview It's true >.< The vibrator I have that's like the perfect size but whose vibration is weak as hell? Turns out I just have to hold the button to increase the speed. Whoops >.> @HalleyHanna I have nowhere to put him! He'll have to go back in the box! "If Walt Disney were still alive, there would be no more Pirates of the Caribbean at any park in the world. He'd scoff at preservationists, regardless of their political motivations" @HalleyHanna I feel so embarrassed that I've yet to open mine lol That'll be my project this weekend I think! @dead_girly @NikkiOphan Uhhhh totally same! Also just retweeting it for fun! >.> @QuestForTori My name works if spelling doesn't matter lol "@LambChopInPamps @rileybbq Yeah, it was either just the first year or the first few years. Eventually it became a Baltimore con" @Speed_Freak01 That's still really cool tbh! @Speed_Freak01 WAIT IS MEGAEMPRESS ALSO CANON IN THE COMIC NOW? @rileybbq I KNEW IT @CamisGoodBoy Perfect! @Azure_Lusty It's so wild to me too "@CamisGoodBoy Fries are a meal I'm pretty sure, that should be good" So far just like the last dose this mostly just feels like a head high to me lol @NLRG_ There's a female version of him in Shelbyville @dead_girly I hope you can get it soon! @chipfoxx What a weirdo (Or at least I will be on May 7th since these doses take two weeks to take effect BUT STILL) "@HaileyAdamsXXX Where's the pun beyond ""tops""?" I'M FULLY VACCINATED!!! 💕💉💕 https://t.co/R4MrnKTMAA @NikkiOphan Hey Nikki did you know I'm a slutty hole 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 "It was funny too because while I was at BronyCon, I worked out that I might be ace? An ace friend of mine helped me with that. I didn't like sex as a guy. Then a few weeks later I was like ""NO WAIT THAT'S NOT IT""" @dead_girly That's fair lol. Maybe more often it was Hadrosaurs @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I'm some of those 😳💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳 "I think an important question to ask as well is how fast was their prey. Could Triceratops gallop like a rhino, or only walk fast like an elephant?" @Roodypatooti Few animals are exclusively one or the other as far as I know? The argument is just what Rex did most of the time I think "If you animate a Rex running at even 30 mph, it looks wrong, as it turns out" "But yeah, T-rex likely wasn't the fastest land animal ever or anything Remember ""must go faster"" in Jurassic Park? Malcom was leaning on the stick shift (slowing the car down) AND ILM animators had to carefully plan each shot of the scene so the perspective hid how slow Rex went" "This evidence might be used to suggest T-rex was mostly a scavenger, but assuming there's still reason to believe they at least occasionally hunted, this is not an illustration of a running speed. It can't be." "A lot of reactions I'm seeing to this appear to be conflating ""outpace"" with ""outrun""" @ViTheDeer But it's really cool you got your first taste of being yourself there! That's a magical memory! "@ViTheDeer My local con was Running of the Leaves Con in Denver. We were small but the smallness was kinda what made it special, you know?" "Though the Jake tiger one is likely made of gold plastic, meaning they're all on borrowed time. Luckily there's a second Jake figure lol" "The Animorphs toys are horrific and just terrible ideas, and that is why I love them and want to own a compete set one day Iol" @NikkiOphan buth ole @inurashii Yeah :/ But my little ponies You opened up my eyes And now the truth is crystal clear As splendid summer skies And it's such a wonderful surprise "@TrexPushups @arthur_affect Okay, but luckily the delay in everything from covid got us closer to being aligned lol" "@arthur_affect I get that that's the only way to relate to this scenario, but isn't the MCU still a few years ahead? Or was it a few years behind and Endgame fixed that?" "@AyrenTheWolf Email woman, email girl, email woman, email girl" "@GuildingLilly I uh, might need to invest in one For research purposes, you see" @CreatrixKarie Fuck yeah! Mine's today! "Boys can like pink and MLP of course, but for me it was working stuff out in my brain for sure" "Pinkie Pie quickly became my favorite pony, and as a toy collector that led to me buying every figure of her I could find, meaning I had a big pink toy shelf lol. Now pink for me represents an embracing of femininity. It's one of my favorite colors now!" "I had always been a somewhat unapologetically effeminate guy. Like, as a kid I loved Beanie Babies and I didn't care who knew, and as an adult there wasn't any hesitation in loving MLP. But I still think those horses played a part in me accepting myself as a woman" I literally came home from BronyCon 2016 and a few weeks later I realized I was trans lol "@Grey_IsTrue I know this might sound weird coming from me, but y'all are an inspiration, truly 💕💕💕" @NikkiOphan It's very much a thing and I do it too 🥰 "@melstonemusic I feel as though this is the repercussion of George trying to retcon a line Obi-Wan said in ANH before it was decided that Vader was Luke's father, and the series is weaker for it" @StebMcDreb @NikkiOphan @trgrrl https://t.co/GNpNTsVDg1 @Grey_IsTrue Ooooh pretty! @Azure_Lusty oh HECK I gotta try that sometime >////> @DiodeLass You are!!! @Azure_Lusty NICE @NikkiOphan @trgrrl We remember it so no one else has to @Azure_Lusty Immediately pictured you wagging your tail @CamisGoodBoy sounds hot and gay @NikkiOphan @trgrrl deeply cursed @Anarcha_ @StrawbraryGamer @Catwitch53 Hehehe @StrawbraryGamer @Catwitch53 Follow request sent so I can understand what's happening lol "@StrawbraryGamer listen, speaking as a bottom, we do not know how to feed ourselves okay" @Doc_Wolverine @vexwerewolf I think art should get done of your respective characters together @HenryWHall Yeah it's really weird looking haha "I am digging this robot who is also a bat! I'm only kinda meh on his head sculpt, BUT I still have the TR version in a box somewhere so I might do a switcheroo. I feel as though Mindwipe is the platonic ideal of a Decepticon https://t.co/N5iNUSdM3q" @litterboxhex Hey there gorgeous 😍 @litterboxhex @Elli_Trans Gosh 😳💕 @Elli_Trans huff yes plz 🥵💕💕💕 "@CaseyExplosion It's such a good video but yes, the murder is grisly" Green is slowly coming back to the valley 🥰 https://t.co/hwxVV1R1MG @BVDGRRL So happy for you babe! 💕💕💕 @trgrrl YESSSSSS SO CLOSE @HaileyAdamsXXX Hehe @Azure_Husky PUBBY @ChronoKatie Heck your style is so good Katie! Omg why did my phone type it that way "@JustBeLexiB I've enjoyed using it for the most part, though my depression has kept me from drawing as much as I'd like :/" @34genCha Cute!!! @JustBeLexiB Extremely big lol Sorry I'd measure it or better yet check what it's called on my PC but I'm out running errands right now I want this to be the summer of shorts and shorts and skirts for me tbh @JustBeLexiB I don't remember the exact kind. It was top of the line a few years ago @KorpsPropaganda huff yes plz 🥵 @Elli_Trans I mean I think they look VERY cute! @ThreeFootPony *hugs really tight and happy cries* 😭💕💕💕 @arachnixe Luckily it's very very queer so I think it'll be good for me 🥰 Though to be fair I'll always be reachable by Twitter DMs too 💕 @emilyvdw I should seriously try that "This also means if we're friends on Discord, feel free to message me since I'm finally on more than not at all Iol" "I've finally found a Discord channel I really feel at home in, but it might mean I'll be on Twitter less. Not off Twitter completely, just tweeting less. Honestly I'm looking forward to the improvement to my mental health lol I love you all so, so much 💕💕💕" @JustBeLexiB @theron_amy @SofaJustice @Shadanthe1 💕💕💕!!! @StrawbraryGamer Very cute pubby tbh @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview It's true! And the app barely did anything for your face lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview Your secret's safe with me~ 😘 @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX She was absolutely subtweeting you hehe @Demodeview @shiversystem Yep~ "@QuinntoBean VERY YES We talked about having a big tree in the middle of our greenhouse attached to the earthship out and I was immediately like ""JUST LIKE UNDER THE UMBRELLA TREE""" If only you had read the sign out front more carefully! Though maybe this misread was fortuitous 🥵🥵🥵 https://t.co/2LNwrOWDpj @FantasiesFract1 I think it might be Spells R Us hehe "@Demodeview Wow, you're such a cute slut~" [Credit to a cutie with a locked account suggesting this:] Oh gosh she's insisting you try her entire team of six! You're already a puddle (in more ways than one~) but you somehow squeak out a yes please! 🥵💕 "Wh-what, oof, kind of, aaahh~ store even is this??? She's doing such a, huff, good job topping you~ 💕💕💕" @vissersixxx I had a bunch of friends kinda hype me up on a Discord channel I'm in and now I'm rather insatiable @arachnixe @eeveeauramgold That's pretty hot too though!!! "Did, did she just ask you if you wanted to try it before you buy??? 😳😳😳" @eeveeauramgold RIGHT??? You tried to order New Pokémon Snap but the cutie at the store misheard you so now she's showing you their collection of novelty straps! 😳 @Ranting_Trans Maybe a smooch? >.> @BVDGRRL Omg the woman who gave me my first vaccine injection asked about my collar and I blushed so hard hehe "Oh this is neat! You get a decimal point at 11,100! It's a bit more readable on mobile now lol https://t.co/M2t57dIooY" @Kate_Bunni @Monicaaaaaah >////> @Monicaaaaaah It's been playing in my head since I saw your tweet lol @Kate_Bunni @Monicaaaaaah I am b1mbo @Kate_Bunni @Monicaaaaaah I misspelled it @Monicaaaaaah I LOVED EYREKA'S CASTLE SO MUCH @RajelAran @femboyfinance YES @ChronoKatie HECK 😍😍😍 @HookedAesthetic Because it's where you belong silly! "@HookedAesthetic Of course it feels good, little one~ :3" @HookedAesthetic Do you really~? @Now_Being_Laura I know about the Wreckers lol It's why I bought the Cyberverse Rack-n-Ruin for that reason hehe @hmsnofun I was an *embarrassingly* obvious egg for over a decade lol @Now_Being_Laura That's who he's supposed to be! I have acquired a new husband His alt mode is boring though so here's robot mode https://t.co/RWV6vPPYqi @ThomasRohrer216 Yeah exactly! Finally getting the solar panel upgrades we need for the house! It's gonna take a couple days but it's starting on Friday! I might be able to use my PC a bit more! :3 @1146_goat_north I DIG GIANT ROBOTS "@Demodeview @TrashBabyEva @NikkiOphan Yesssss perfect, now I know what state it's in lol" "@NikkiOphan I've only ever been to a smaller furry con, but I was thinking of going to MFF with @StebMcDreb this year if things work out >w>" "@TrashBabyEva @NikkiOphan I was already planning on going, but uhhhh YES PLZ" @HaileyAdamsXXX lol I love your jokes so much 💕💕💕 @Sanagi721 @DraekosArt Goals 🥵 @SteampunkPenny PRETTY 😍💕 @nlrghorny does that mean like a crush @NikatinePrime @femboyfinance I KNOW RIGHT @BVDGRRLXXX @KnottyVix @Lupizza7 it's soooooo good huff 🥵💕 @BVDGRRLXXX @KnottyVix @Lupizza7 This is exactly what it's like for me every week too :V @femboyfinance I LOVED EUREKA'S CASTLE SO MUCH OMG @hmsnofun SO GOOD @hmsnofun 90's-era tv animation is a special interest of mine for this very reason! "@LilyLavenderTS yes, good" @RaineSkunk Yeah I forgot lol @Grey_IsTrue @shiversystem I see we've gotten to the find out stage @BVDGRRL YES @QueenStodge Love it! @EntityofJustice CUTE "Not only are they dating, they're T4T" When you're a breegull and you've had enough of your on again/off again boyfriend's shit https://t.co/dLYnr6JVH4 "@QueenStodge I think I'll be done at having one of each, BUT having two retail judges means they could flank the pit judge and it would look nice 🤔" @CamisGoodBoy @HitlerPuncher OMG REALLY? I LOVE THAT "In the same interview where he explained the actor thing he also mentioned that Mario isn't a doctor and the Koopa Kids aren't Bowser's children, and few people seem to have connected it's because they're actors lol" "This is why I really like Miyamoto's explanation that everyone in Mario is a troupe of actors that plays different roles in each game. Not to say that Bowser being goofy ever really bothered me (it fits the often goofy universe he's in), but for me that canon ties it all together" "@QueenStodge Oooh is that both Quintesson Judge paint jobs? Like the pit box set and the wide release one? I was hoping they'd look good enough to ""army build"" and buy twice" @GenderBanana I still wanna watch Tri but that's good to know They made one last movie for Digimon Adventure and it sounds like it's a tear jerker 😭 https://t.co/O8R7AMB1Ve @MaxyAmalyna Oh nice! When it came out my family had JUST gotten a DVD player so my dad drove me all around town trying to find the Digimon Movie on DVD and only like one store had it lol @BirdTickler It's gayer this way tho @ProwlingPaws Loved that show as a kid! Also Adventures In Wonderland! @MapleReam Oh cool! TIL "@MapleReam Angela Anaconda, despite having a similar gimmick to Life With Loopy, was a Fox Kids show, not a Nickelodeon show" @PizzaFacts2go Angela Anaconda! @NLRG_ sounds pretty hot "that's right,,, it's digimon,,,,," post an older tv show today's kids probably haven't heard of https://t.co/wOoTmji0Bg "@arthur_affect Even if we had a magic terraforming machine that would make Mars livable overnight using renewable resources, it's still a remarkably shitty idea to just say ""Well fuck earth then, it's been fun"" Because it'll just lead to the same problem later for Mars." @HaileyAdamsXXX Not the phone call I mean lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Did you like it? I thought you might @TenaciousRanch @HaileyAdamsXXX One day you won't have to drive away from home 💕💕💕 @GenderBanana Yeah imo he needs his mouth plate I'm gonna see if I can't track down a Walgreens Brainstorm to swap the heads lol @HenryWHall It's just what he likes to do lol @NikkiOphan Dysphoria lies @shaunaroo1 HUGE AGREE @StebMcDreb Goddess I can't wait @Chopin_42 Yay :3 💕 @Chopin_42 Plz? 🥺 @Roodypatooti RIGHT??? Titans Return still slaps https://t.co/UCEC4P0jq2 @mercurysqaud 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @Chopin_42 YES WE SHOULD 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TenaciousRanch I miss you too 😭💕💕💕 @BlimpLexi THIS IS EXTREMELY HOT HUFF 😍💕 "@CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ extra gay, this is good" @drmistercody They're saying the quiet part out loud for some reason "@CamisGoodBoy yes, without question" @CamisGoodBoy sounds pretty gay nice job @apunkdog I'm also a fan 😍 @vonDerpenstein I mean same lol @OpalHybrid Gosh thank you! 😍😍😍 @NLRG_ @wordsnearmyname lots of asparagus? "@NLRG_ I read that as ""can"" whoops" Hoping the next waves have Misfire and Slugslinger! So now from the first two waves of Retro Headmasters I'm only missing Weirdwolf and Mindwipe! This has been a very fun line to collect @NLRG_ Hot @NLRG_ A woman of taste @EllaBananas5471 😍💕💕💕💕 "@SwiftAusterity That's fair honestly. I'm tempted to agree, I dunno" @surelyijess Thank you 😍😍😍 Then again though? Even a small role is huge given that this is a trans KID. It's a few steps ahead of where a lot of Hollywood is and definitely light-years ahead of where Disney is Holy heck! I hope she's not a small side role! @OpalHybrid @norintha Maybe >/////> @FlorenceLaReine Thank you all the same! 😍😍😍 Goddess I love being gay SO MUCH @MommyBlakesFeet @PeachSweetBimbo These at all Very Good Everyone knows the third anniversary is the robot anniversary! Thank you so much @norintha! 😍💕💕💕 https://t.co/wv63rG8KHj @QueenStodge Heck yeah! Can't have a Seeker rainbow without him :3 There's so much power in knowing I'm gay And also It's really really really hot It's actually extremely hot when people remind me I'm really gay @FlorenceLaReine @StrawbraryGamer true >//////> @FlorenceLaReine @StrawbraryGamer Eternity collars ARE pretty gay 🤔 @StrawbraryGamer oh goddess that's hot 😍😍😍😍 @nlrghorny Whoever it is they're very cute! @litterboxhex Heck 🥵💕 @NLRG_ @_marfii CUTE @NLRG_ @_marfii SOUNDS CUTE TO ME TBH @NLRG_ @ElyEelee 👀👀👀 @NikkiLilithTS Sounds gay hell yeah @NikkiLilithTS Heck yeah I do! @BVDGRRL Yessssss tiddy growth imminent! 💕 @SwiftAusterity @kitty_neurotic huff 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @SwiftAusterity Hot! :3 lol why are you following me loser everyone laugh at the huge loser https://t.co/QU6dlyrZLI "I'm no longer as invisible as I once was since transitioning, so I haven't felt comfortable lifting in years, but this account is *very* pro-taking whatever you want from corporations as much as possible given how much they've taken from us https://t.co/4cgehXh65H" @SwiftAusterity Holy shit yeah I'd never pay for that lol I thought this Walmart had a shit Transformers collection but it turns out you have to keep walking down the isle until you find the top shelf stuff "Which yeah, I only ever lifted as an adult so that checks out. And they weren't locked away because of their price or anything because most of the toys were only $20" "One of the local Walmarts has all of the toys that adult collectors are most likely to collect (Transformers WfC, Retro Headmasters, Marvel Legends, etc) locked behind glass and you have to ask an employee to open it. So it suggests they had an adult lifting problem" @VondranArt VERY YES 😍😍😍 @hmsnofun I love that GFs can finally visit each other again Nature is healing @TrashBabyEva @NikkiOphan pupdate @NikkiOphan thank u for this important update "I've been with Jen for three wonderful years now. I couldn't possibly imagine my life without her. I love you so, SO much @norintha! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/i0IrBSn6of" @confederatiode2 SAME I BET THEY SELL THEM AT THAT MUSEUM'S GIFT SHOP @MadameMoonsugar You definitely should! Honestly he should be Ska Stu now Millennials are like Disco Stu but with ska If you wanna use it: https://t.co/guS7qTkBFQ Got the source image from the website and did a pretty quick photoshop extend on the top and bottom. I love it 😍 https://t.co/NFkwrJspeO @hmsnofun it really makes u think @eevee Same! Or at least a few months from 18 It's weird that there are adults who grew up with it @jonahbron A lot of people didn't lol @CaseyExplosion My GF @HaileyAdamsXXX is a huge fan of these movies and I honestly can't wait to watch them with her 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf Ur a hottie this is why :3 Having your own tits (home grown or store bought) is praxis @norintha I love you so much babe!!! 💕💕💕💕 Oh god you're probably right D: https://t.co/Nwh18wilwX @HenryWHall It definitely does! But it aged like milk lol "Now having lived on a ranch for a few years, I do not understand how this picture was taken unless it was photoshopped. Not even herd animals of the same species will stand this close together" @P4ndora2 Headcanon acquired John Gamestop Jr quietly neglected to continue including this in his portfolio after he graduated high school "Like you can make Tech Deck-ass looking characters but just like, spend more than 20 minutes on it? Especially since we had to look at them for like 10 years?" "Even as intentionally stylized characters they're so bad to look at. The line weight is weak, and the overall designs look like they were sketched out once and then sent to print" John Gamestop's 16-year-old son drew these for free @a_alice_nsfw Totally! @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh if you insist 😳😳😳💕💕💕 (I do wish it was a higher resolution tho) Naota is now a happily transitioned trans woman finally enjoying life in her 30's and no one can convince me otherwise https://t.co/P8cmiDnGuL That first image will now be my phone lock screen forever "@Hbomberguy Real ""wait for it to oil"" energy here" June Egbert Naota is also a huge egg This makes sense somehow I swear Oh fuck I have the perfect analogy (I think???) FLCL is for a lot of Millennials what Homestuck is for a lot of Zoomers Is this anything Homestuck is an anime right This this this https://t.co/gNq9EZVeml @a_alice_nsfw Perfectly worded 💕 "Going by the Japanese premiere date, Naota is only one year younger than me (aka 12 in 2000). It didn't come to the states until I was about Mamimi's age, though. Many people have that one anime that just clicked with them at the exact time they needed it. FLCL was that for me" @a_alice_nsfw YES PERFECT I know at least one Zoomer who loves this show but for the most part this feels like such a quintessentially Millennial show to me. The time and place and feel of it are so specific. Several times the number of people who live in my city follow me on Twitter which is hard to wrap my head around lol "I hit 11k followers a few days ago, and I didn't want to make a big deal about it, but I remembered that I like recording when I hit these milestones for future reference. Thank you all so much 💕💕💕" @LilSunflowerClo 💕💕💕💕 "@hmsnofun Just coming out as trans and surrounding myself with other trans people has led to me becoming friends with so many autistic people and even learning I'm probably autistic myself. I've yet to observe this supposed lack of empathy. Quite the opposite, in fact" "I probably won't see her again for months Phone calls and voice chats will help, but this still sucks" @Yona_Korse Yep 😭 "Can't sleep, I don't want tomorrow to come 😭" @KimPixelMaker @trgrrl @StebMcDreb Exactly! @QuestForTori I'd like to be a tree @KimPixelMaker @StebMcDreb That's a REALLY good point @Flailmorpho_ This is a much more compelling argument @AlexisVeilled I'm sorry I wasn't angry or anything. I thought we were just talking :/ @Flailmorpho_ I have never once cared about unused mana and I am NOT a blue mage lol "@CuddlePotato @StarCityBen Okay that makes sense, thank you" @StebMcDreb Magic has all of that too lol "@trgrrl @StebMcDreb Mana is less about pacing and more about controlled randomness. Hearthstone has pitch perfect pacing by giving you a guaranteed ""mana"" every turn and I hate it lol" @arancaytar Perfect! @StebMcDreb I could say the same :P Like just on the note of mana: I refuse to play TCGs without something comparable to mana lol @StebMcDreb And you can do that in MtG! @AngryNerdBird The game would be very broken without it @StebMcDreb They have an entire player archetype for you. It's called Timmy. You wanna attack with big monsters and that's a thing you can do @StebMcDreb You can absolutely hit for 3k in MtG lol @StebMcDreb Why is not 15 Could you divide the power by 100 and still have nearly the same game? That's why Though I should look on the bright side: It'll be my one year anniversary with @StebMcDreb and three year anniversary with @norintha 🥰🥰🥰 Everyone else tomorrow: Getting super high because it's 4/20 Me: Getting super high because my GF has to head home and I need to numb that pain 😭😭😭 @Flailmorpho_ Good idea! @StebMcDreb To make the game more interesting A way to make creatures slightly better in most cases I don't understand the question Good game design @AngryNerdBird @StarCityBen I'm not talking about mana burn @AngryNerdBird @StarCityBen https://t.co/1oTRgE7nJE "@Flailmorpho_ @StarCityBen Yes you would because without it you can only cast your Commander, a thing that I don't believe exists in legacy. Maybe that's the answer?" @AngryNerdBird @StarCityBen Unused mana disappears when a new phase starts unless I'm misremembering @CamisGoodBoy Goodnight you gay cutie "@StarCityBen If I already have 3 mana to use doubling cube, why is getting 3 more from it even a useful effect?" @autumnsunflowr Niiiiiiiice 💕 @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 @JessicaCyboid Vag orgasms don't fuck around I'm gonna give her the GAYEST KISS MANY GAY KISSES https://t.co/DeozvyqzAR I don't feel complete without her "Gotta say goodbye to Hailey again tomorrow morning. It's been a fantastic week and I'll see her again, but I'm gonna miss her. I love her so much 😭💕" @NLRG_ 🥺 @ZJemptv Looking GOOD! 😍💕 @JennyKittyBaby @AylaKismet Gosh 😍 @JessicaCyboid Yeah it looks really fun once you have a lot of weird tools @JessicaCyboid Omg that's hilarious I just learned about Boneworks literally from that tweet. I'd definitely watch a stream! @StargirlSednira VR lol I laughed so hard I started coughing omg when the edible kicks in https://t.co/gn2oB02uRv I somehow forgot about my favorite Doctor (Smith) but pretend I didn't @Mumford_98 Oh is he gonna be in Morbius? I thought this tweet wouldn't work and I'd have to figure out some wording that would include Harry Potter villains until @HaileyAdamsXXX reminded me The Purple Man exists lol Little known fact but if you play The Doctor you are contractually obligated to later play a superhero movie villain. Can't wait to see which villain Jodie Whittaker will play! https://t.co/6YgL4skp62 @ann_arcana https://t.co/WSeUfku1rm @SplitPersonaFur @Grey_IsTrue Well I don't want to act as if no sex worker has trouble or danger relating to their work. It's just that it isn't the case that they all universally hate every aspect of it. @SunshineOnARai9 That's why I do the work to reclaim it 💕 "@KindlyWizard Yeah. I liked it, wished I loved it. Still want Banjo-Threeie" "@HedgeMom Grunty's Revenge was something of a prequel but sure, I'm down for that" "Straight up, just Another Banjo Game. Been damn near 20 years since the last one, just retreading the same basic ideas with better graphics and new level themes at this point would be refreshing" Banjo-Threeie And we're calling it Banjo-Threeie @dead_girly @TouchMyTeapot https://t.co/XvsCeGp9ik @jesuiscatte Exactly! "It's really not that mysterious. Some of us feel that sex is just a fun orgasm-sharing activity you do with friends, loved ones, and yes, even virtual strangers, even if all of their other needs are being met. Get over it." A lot of people are prudes about sex and feel that sharing sex with anyone but that one special someone must mean that the person doing it must have been forced by the threat of death. But then there are actual sluts. "The narrative that sex workers ONLY do sex work because they were forced to and that none of them enjoy ANY aspect of it is a pernicious and dangerous belief. The coercion comes from capitalism, and just like any other job in a post-capitalist society, sex work will still exist" @fuchs1apunk Okay but that's a great fake Star Wars name too lol @maegodhavemercy It's incredible that they just LET people wear dresses! It's the best! 😍 I feel so old x.x @MadameMoonsugar Om nom nom >:3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes plz!!! 😍😍😍 @HalleyHanna HELL YEAH @hmsnofun I remember just being floored by that ending. It just sticks the landing so perfectly. @StrawbraryGamer it's true >/////> 💕 @sapling_flower Yep! @QuinntoBean Huge same @StrawbraryGamer 😍😍😍 @Flailmorpho_ @BVDGRRL It's true!!! 💕 when I see @BVDGRRL "@darbehoney Yeah, weed can do that lol" @ArtyMaus CUUUUUTE 😍😍😍 @maegodhavemercy That's one of my favorite changes! :D @NikkiOphan THAT'S SUCH A HOT IDEA OMG "@ZJemptv @ContraPoints They have a 1,000 page thread about me and my family detailing every detail they could dig up. Honestly our remote location is mainly what protects us. They're obsessed with me. It's exhausting and terrifying." @NLRG_ okay bottom @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy for you @apunkdog Hell yeah congrats! 💕 Is this anything? https://t.co/3me3m9LgxD @EmilyVivant It's promising to know healing can take that long in some cases @CamisGoodBoy Adorable! @retronouns Cas you're a badass 💕💕💕 @FreeCalcium1 @CamisGoodBoy I keep forgetting to read the damn @'s lol @rozietoez There's just enough conflicting evidence that I can't say one way or the other if it's hopeless or not. Gonna see my physical therapist about it as soon as I'm fully vaccinated. Here's hoping! @rozietoez I think my biggest issue was they told me to use the dilators I was comfortable with. For the first few months I was worried about using anything but the smallest one. I should have pushed myself more. "@rozietoez Yeah, I'm supposed to have an orange dilator to the deepest dot worth of depth :/" @rozietoez I'd just love to know for sure if this is something that was inevitable or if my surgeon fucked up "Obviously call her whatever you think is most appropriate, I'm just saying it's more murky than simply ""Birdo is absolutely her deadname""" "Another thing to remember is that Miyamoto sees these characters as a traveling troupe of actors. It's fair to say Cathy was playing a specific role in Doki Doki Panic that she hasn't played since, but if she's still being credited as Birdo, then she might be cool with it" "I mean yes in both versions they called her a man, but only the English translation implied the name everyone calls her is more masculine than her chosen name. It's probably more of a nickname. People call me Kath sometimes and I didn't choose that, but I'm cool with it" English translators added a masculine implication where there wasn't one ever intended or present in the original text "Her name is Cathy if we're really going by her actual chosen name, but even if we're going by the English translation, given that Catherine (the equivalent Japanese name) couldn't possibly be her deadname, Birdo likely isn't either. https://t.co/goiSrLqsXp" It's pretty obviously Cosmos (Autobot) tho https://t.co/fxpJQmb31G @elsecaller_ so true and it's frankly bullshit D:< Plus I'm a casual who plays on normal so it was a cakewalk either way :V "I'm usually like ""I don't want to subject my teammates to a player who can't hit for shit, I should play Junk so the lag doesn't matter as much"" But this time I was like ""Okay y'all asked for this"" lol" "I love playing Tracer, but on shitty mountain internet she's incredibly unreliable. However, there's only four pre-chosen characters you can play for this mode, and no one else wanted to play Tracer lol 💕 #Overwatch https://t.co/MiWOf6HkKF" @LambChopInPamps @OingoBoingoStan @RReanimator @LilySimpson1312 Birdo is one of my favorite characters for this reason lol @autumnsunflowr That outfit is so cute!!! 💕💕💕 Catra loves her momma Jen so much 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/qqXFUOq49r @das_kongpital I love it so much too! I got it from @theyetee in their #ahatintime collection! 💕💕💕 OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT THIS TOP THO ✨✨✨💕💕💕 https://t.co/dxV1wpQEzt @Canageek I had to carefully arrange it for this photo lol Yooooo new profile picture! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/G9h1FPZaAv "To clarify, I'm not reading current CAD either, but like even in the HBomb video about Loss you can see that the art improves. It's interesting to me how much interest waned when the comic became far less terrible lol" @StargirlSednira Some comics are heavy on dialog 🤷‍♀️ He's clearly not trying to do the punchy quick gag comics like Penny Arcade has. That's not wrong per se as long as the audience knows what it is. I think visually it reads as a longer form kinda thing now "By all accounts CAD is at least decent now, but you didn't hear about it because decent isn't as funny as unbelievably terrible Fact is if you put 20 years of practice into your art, eventually you will get better at it 🤷‍♀️" @SwiftAusterity Oof 🥵🥵🥵 @MaiaFranklyn @toygrind But it makes sense that Dodos would invent airplanes then :V "@JennyENicholson Stopped for boba, stayed for Fett" @StargirlSednira Love the jacket! 😍😍😍 @MarcyKingUltra Hi cutie :3 💕 @maegodhavemercy Omg Mae I love you lol 😅💕 "@QueenStodge It's true, it's me lol" @maegodhavemercy heck >/////> 💕💕💕 @1146_goat_north @Egg_irl_bot Yes it is lol @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh thank you Emma! 🥰🥰🥰 @bexcran @blaze_casual If there's a revision that can help I'm gonna find it and get it @StelaraVenka Depth is an issue for me even with the smallest one of the special tiny set they give you if you're vag is especially tight tho 🙃🙃🙃 "If you're planning on getting a vaginoplasty, please don't be discouraged by my experience. I literally quote tweeted someone who had a much better experience than me and I know a bunch of other people who had a similar positive experience. Some women have tight vaginas 🤷‍♀️" @blaze_casual I'm just hoping that even if I can't ever get as deep as I want that it's still physically possible? Even just in theory? "@blaze_casual It's not even pain, it physically can't do it. They shaped my vag using the biggest dilator, it's bullshit. Hyer at one point told me ""Like I could put you under and shove the orange dilator in but it wouldn't really help"" and inwardly I was like ""Can you plz try that""" @Azure_Husky It's hard seeing other people get so much further. I'm gonna make an appointment with my physical therapist as soon as I'm fully vaccinated. I'm just worried it won't help Oh this is the orange one? Hahaha I can't even finish step one fml "Still worth it, still able to have sex, but I'm still frustrated" still can't get to step two 🙃 @NLRG_ @FrillyHyena @CamisGoodBoy y'all are so damn agreeable @NLRG_ @FrillyHyena @CamisGoodBoy https://t.co/4LL35RbC0e @NLRG_ @FrillyHyena @CamisGoodBoy and this is a mormon thing? @NLRG_ @FrillyHyena @CamisGoodBoy your what @miss_nikola I'm a hole you could abuse 🥺💕 @miss_nikola Progress! Looking good! 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky MOOD @QuestForTori Heck yeah! I'm getting my round 2 in six days 🥰🥰🥰 @LilSunflowerClo I believe @HaileyAdamsXXX knows! She did my hair 💕 @DollieDreamz Can't wait to see! 💕 @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ @ElyEelee @TheStrawbrary @ErisRoxie zing! @estwenty That's awesome! @DollieDreamz 👀👀👀 The most transphobic interaction I've ever had IRL was in the Loveland Walmart Loveland is anything but a land of love Of COURSE this was in Loveland lol "@norintha @FritSlang @SteampunkPenny Wow, my game cartridge is inside your game console 😳😳😳💕💕💕" "@Demodeview @shiversystem You're fine, babe 💕" @estwenty My GF Hailey is a big Eve6 fan! That album is pretty nostalgic for me too @norintha @FritSlang @SteampunkPenny That's my copy from 1998! @shiversystem @Demodeview True facts 💕 @shiversystem @Demodeview That's true! @LeafTilde Thank you~ 😘💕 @Demodeview @shiversystem https://t.co/nRKgeZTY9l @NikkiOphan How much longer will you need to recover? "@excogs @Altana_XIV I lol'd really hard, thank you for that" @gargoame Hell yeah! Hailey got to meet two of my favorite local friends and they're all getting along awesome and this has been such a fun day 🥰💕 SALAMANDER UPDATE: Still cute 💕✨ https://t.co/Ohhf7fSmim @Flailmorpho_ huff 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 My racing stripe means I go faster :3 💕✨💕 https://t.co/BrXmz9SsnN @Azure_Husky It's Complicated @CamisGoodBoy It's always 0 days @HaileyAdamsXXX YES 😍😍😍 "@BVDGRRL good,," @SteampunkPenny I've been to a circus too :P @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary I don't doubt it @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ thank u @hmsnofun @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh thank you 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @WarSong @ChronoKatie Happ birth! @shorkgirl Yes 😔 @MoonPupper @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh thank you~ 😘💕 @StebMcDreb @HaileyAdamsXXX But you! 💕💕💕 @34genCha Technically I lived in Clovis but I went to school in Fresno It sucked! I am sure there are lizards that live in the central valley but they stayed the fuck out of Fresno and it's bullshit I spent my teens living in the central valley and this is a dirty horrible lie @CaseyExplosion This is one of those movies that feels like I dreamed it because it's way too amazing for no one to talk about it ever @Demodeview I mean the balls don't get in the way as much I guess hehe "@Demodeview I've never had a dick with no balls (they took my balls when they installed my vag), but the main thing that's different is the amount and quality of cum" @StebMcDreb Love you so much 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕 "And the reason this is a uniquely American problem is yes in part because for better or worse we really love guns, but also because in many ways we're the global leader in racism, historically as well as now. The latter having made the former exponentially worse." "And I know that's hard to swallow for both sides of the political divide, but it's true. Just add gun laws? They will disproportionately affect BIPOC Just loosen gun laws? Same result" A lot of the problems this country has with guns has more to do with racism than the actual guns themselves. These problems cannot be solved without addressing the racism first. This paradox isn't a paradox if you're white and racist @Sky_Is_A_Void Wtf they didn't give me a sticker! D:< @StrypeisonFire I wish I had known this in my late teens 😭 Glad I finally figured it out tho I feel like I don't deserve the wonderful people I'm dating 😭💕💕💕 @mercurysqaud huff you think? 🥵🥵🥵 @StopTweetingMia How is this real @Flailmorpho_ @deathbian ... prey >.> @StopTweetingMia Literally me 😭💕💕💕 @MagsVisaggs Heck yeah congrats! @shiversystem https://t.co/aUn2cgeaDr @HaileyAdamsXXX honk honk~ @Flailmorpho_ Gosh do you think I'll get pregnant? 🥵💕 Omg I wanna be a hot tub streamer!!! Me in Overwatch @SixArmedSweater It was so good omg 🥵 Goddess my pussy smells like cum 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I was the one who got creampied!!! You were there!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddy!!! :P @BVDGRRL You're so fucking cute omg @HaileyAdamsXXX It was so good omg 🥵🥵🥵 Guess who has two thumbs and just had her first creampie? 😳😳😳💕💕💕💦💦💦 @StargirlSednira @rachaelrxxx @HaileyAdamsXXX Same lol @StargirlSednira @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @ZucchinnaArt It's because she looks like evil gender genderbent Perceptor! @TrashBabyEva @miss_nikola This! It's sexy! @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX Good~ 😘💕 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX ... gay stuff? 🤔 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX 😲😲😲😲😲😲 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX We could if we had the same Daddy~ 😘💕 @rachaelrxxx @HaileyAdamsXXX I believe this was from a Black Friday exclusive sale a few years ago! https://t.co/ZgTt8vNXyu @silkygamer @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm okay with this @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX We do!!! "At first I was worried that I have a bit of stubble if you zoom in until I remembered I'm an agender woman lol There's no rulebook for this, eat it anyone who cares 😘" With help from @HaileyAdamsXXX my hair is now even gayer 💕✨💕 https://t.co/UkLRtRXpjJ @sextoyspolitics @sleepy___head @ADirtyTrans I've heard that neovaginas aren't self-cleaning but I'm not sure what to believe. I still don't like douching often regardless @ChronoKatie Vest imo! @miss_nikola Looks comfy 🥺🥺🥺 @ADirtyTrans @sextoyspolitics @sleepy___head One of these days you'll remember :P "@sextoyspolitics @sleepy___head It was the sliquid one, yeah! Been using it for like a year now 🥰" "@Ultrabreh Kinda? It's much more watery and way less volume, but it's not that much different than what happens on just feminizing HRT tbh" @sleepy___head This sounds like something I would ask @sextoyspolitics honestly. I bought vulva wash on their recommendation! @nlrghorny huff D:< @HaileyAdamsXXX Couldn't be your rock hard dick 🤔🤔🤔 Did you know some cis people seriously think that you can't get hard without balls? Yeah all those times you were topped by a girl who had an orchi weren't real I guess 🤷‍♀️ "@LilyLavenderTS Gosh, mood!" @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ We know ".@HaileyAdamsXXX: ""I love that we're so gay that we can bleach hair and talk about dinosaurs"" I love her so much 😭💕💕💕" @Gerkuman 💕💕💕 "@MoonPupper @HaileyAdamsXXX LUNA, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL" @LeftAtLondon As a fellow system I really appreciate it! 💕 @ChronoKatie Omg Katie you're so cute 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much Daddy 😭💕💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf OMG CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 @tainkirrahe Spinosaurus didn't! But they didn't have complete enough skeletons until very recently https://t.co/4zlrVnlxnK @tainkirrahe I love how scientifically inaccurate she looks omg @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ Gosh I need to have you impregnate my vagina sometime 💕💕💕 I sleep 😴 @pianta_ https://t.co/BKtANvDqAS @pocketkitsune Ooooh yes plz! 😍😍😍 "@IwriteOK There's a ton of conservative millennials, they're all on 4chan and whatnot. Like I wish that wasn't the case, but," "I'll keep tweeting if y'all keep being awesome, how about that" "Very Game Grumps ""Why are you watching this??? STOP WATCHING"" mood right now lol" "I became a micro-celebrity somehow, all I do is tweet" "Just remember kids, some dreams can come true if you never stop tweeting" "Seriously crying lots of happy tears right now lol. I'm a huge dork, just ignore me 💕" "@zenocoyote Oh, they were specifically talking about inviting me? Gosh I'm part of the cool kids club aaaaa 😭💕💕💕" @zenocoyote I'm also confused as to what you meant by spill the beans too early? @zenocoyote Well I asked you like 3 times if there was a Discord or something I could join :/ @zenocoyote I mean you definitely prepped me for this reaction lol. Are you in that Discord? @ErinInTheMorn I wanted to be able to lucid dream for the exact same reason @deathpigeon @PizzaFacts2go Is she okay??? @KorpsPropaganda Goals "An artist I've admired from afar for a LONG time was like ""Oh there she is!"" And I'm just like ""!!!!!!!!!""" I was invited to the (a?) Korps Discord and everyone there knows me and likes me and aaaaaaaaaa what do I do with these Feelings 😭💕💕💕💕💕 @sovietblobfish @deathpigeon Australia is both :V @FioDeer I'd be cool with it "@StrawbraryCami Orange, indigo (in a fun way), violet, maroon" @LilyLavenderTS Here I can use my mouth to help! 🥰 @AnaMardoll Same lol hgggghhh being told in real time my pussy is opening up in response to Daddy talking dirty to me might be the strongest gender euphoria I've ever felt 😍😍😍 @autumnsunflowr @Roodypatooti He's a Transformer by the name of Ractonite! He's on store shelves now @autumnsunflowr True facts!!! 😍😍😍😍 @hmsnofun @theymerSophie YES GOOD @HaileyAdamsXXX Hey I know that salamander! :V Thank you for the awesome pin @SweetBeansComix! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/99WllFBmUB "Agreed. I have a there's an option in the Twitter settings to like, mute new accounts? Or small accounts? It doesn't mute everyone, but it mutes pretty much every single transphobe from my mentions. Replying to them makes me see them. Please don't." @LilyLavenderTS Yum :3 @retronouns See this is why I'm ready to watch a bunch of horror movies with @HaileyAdamsXXX 😤 @LayTexLips nah @LayTexLips I have never and will never play any horror game @PizzaFacts2go I've avoided that show my entire life lol "@RBradndenburg First four seasons are solid, though it deals with a lot of heavy stuff including rape, fair warning" @PizzaFacts2go I mean it sounds like you do lol @PizzaFacts2go Yeah the 90's obsession with greys fucked me up as a kid lol. The alien autopsy video scarred me @PizzaFacts2go Yeah like that's unsettling but it isn't triggering my roswell grey phobia @RBradndenburg Game of Thrones @GrimlynGames 100% agreed. Its subversion of expectations is really good "@PizzaFacts2go I mean the context is pretty self-explanatory? Mel Gibson is watching someone's home movies, knowing that this has an alien sighting in it. Honestly it's the rest of the movie (read: water) that deflates the terror" @Azure_Husky I have no desire to watch the sequels even if they were just as good lol @MommyPosie I have a phobia @Azure_Husky Basically same Iol @PizzaFacts2go YUP nothing else I've seen from this movie is anywhere near as scary @retronouns SAME THIS IS WHY IT WAS SO WEIRD I WATCHED SO MANY @RBradndenburg Really? >.> "I certainly didn't watch every horror movie ever, but those days are behind me. Final result? The scariest movie ever is Paranormal Activity. Don't @ me" I went they through a weird phase in my late teens and early 20's where I kept seeking out horror movies and scaring myself despite having always had the over-active imagination of a 5-year-old and a debilitating fear of the dark @NikkiOphan @explicitcowbell gosh 👀👀👀 "I've never even seen this movie, but I saw this clip on like a ""top 50 scariest movie moments"" or something on TV and it was the only moment that completely fucked me. Couldn't sleep for days." @AliceAvizandum Come to Colorado! This is a bit like saying that calling the sky blue isn't fair. It's a complete non-sequitor. Fairness isn't applicable. "I forgot to take a picture before I started chowing down but Mistress and J are making the most delicious breakfast sandwiches this morning! A duck egg, a chicken egg, bacon, and cheese on a toasted bagel 🤤" 2018 was my polycule triad's first queercation and we decided to make it a yearly thing Buuuuut in 2019 there just wasn't time or money I don't think I have to explain why it's suddenly 2021 Point is we're overdue So many of my friends within driving distance have been getting vaccinated I'm feeling a queercation coming on 👀👀👀 @TheCrystalStorm Fuck yeah! First shot? @SportIsARight Mine's in 8 days! Can't wait! @maritronic9k27 Yes let's! Hopefully maybe this summer! @SweetBeansComix Hell yeah congrats! @silkygamer It wasn't loading for me like all of yesterday I dunno @StopTweetingMia Like they kept correcting everyone that he was actually becoming a merMAN but the trans kids watching knew what was up @DiodeLass That's a really hot sounding display name but yeah you might get in trouble for it @StrawbraryCami Said androgynous love interest is extremely hot 🥵 He's meowing so much today! 🥰💕 https://t.co/kH9bnB3izX GENDER FUCKERY IS A GREAT WAY TO INSIST THAT ALL SEX YOU HAVE IS GAY NEED I SAY MORE "I didn't get a chance to dunk on the person saying that androgyny is making everyone less sexually interested in each other before she deleted the tweet but I just wanna say: Gender fuckery is the hottest thing ever, this is just science 🤷‍♀️" @ArtyMaus Genderfuck is sooooo good tbh @NikatinePrime @PinkNews Hell yeah congrats! 💕💕💕 "This is it, this is the full phrase! https://t.co/tsNUm2kIDl" @hmsnofun This is the greatest thing I've ever watched omg @behsss I need to start adding alt text @Azure_Lusty oh gosh that sounds amazing 😳😳😳 @ArtifexH That's good at least 💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace Omg I remember you talking about it but I didn't make the connection when I first saw that tweet "@ArtifexH I'm sorry, Lena :/" "Actually it's ""let's get breakfast together, queers!""" @BVDGRRL huff same 🥵🥵🥵 @retronouns Yessssss crack those eggs @TimonicWulfgar Foolish fans think they might be Remaking season 8 of GoT won't make the show better since it started to get bad in season 5 @HaileyAdamsXXX You're such a dork I love you 💕💕💕 "This was the game that made me want an N64, my first console" "@SlutRobo @Adoratrix Huh, I haven't heard of them but that sounds really cool!" @Adoratrix Oh? Who is it? @NeurologNyx @futanarchy This is Art @HaileyAdamsXXX @VektroidLive I didn't want to believe that was an official toy but... wtf... https://t.co/DBprGZ1LLZ @NLRG_ this is stolen valor @AyrenTheWolf You got this! 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL So nice of them to acknowledge that you're dog! "@Knockout_Kat They famously weren't working on it for that entire time after announcing it, though. That would obviously have to be an exception lol" "Team Cherry creates art, plain and simple. And I want to give them all the time they need, even if it ended up being something ridiculous like a decade. No, I'm not joking." "LRT of course I'm impatient for Silksong, but it might be the greatest example of a game that one Miyamoto quote applies to. ""A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.""" @HenryWHall @Orionpax4221 Yeah the idea is to find the smallest number and then work out from there as needed @Orionpax4221 @HenryWHall https://t.co/qHo7nWKXHw @Orionpax4221 @HenryWHall We replied at the SAME time! The seconds match! "@HenryWHall @Orionpax4221 Grappel, if I'm not mistaken" "@Orionpax4221 @HenryWHall Yeah, for the list I'm envisioning, that's all Tracks If the character is obviously trying to be a G1 character but the name had to be changed or added to, the changes/additions don't count as anything new" "@SharpieSkunk Yep, but for this dream list I'm envisioning, those would be ignored https://t.co/SA61wqCHtI" "@HenryWHall I'd also say that in cases of name reuse where it's obviously a different character (like Unicron Trilogy characters) that counts as a new character too, but admittedly for some of them it gets fuzzy as hell which is why I'm thinking starting with unique names makes sense" "@RajelAran It was going to be what they used for the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park as well, before the CGI artists showed Spielberg what they could do. Go-motion really never had much of a chance, but it looks really good!" "@RajelAran Adding motion blur to stop-motion is something I can almost guarantee Lakia has either worked on or already perfected, lol" "@RajelAran It's a LOT easier since computers got involved, but before then, in the late 80's, Phil Tippet invented something called Go-Motion which involved shaking the table while taking the shot for a frame which added motion blur. You can see it on the dragon in Willow!" "@HenryWHall Personally I feel as though name variants like that can be ignored. Like for that example, they were clearly trying to do Skullcruncher, but trademark law got in the way. I'm leaning on spirit of the law not letter of the law" "Recently Mistress mentioned that I HAD to be at least CLOSE to owning one figure of every character and like... I might be getting there if we're counting based on unique names. Like, maybe halfway there. I think." "Googling it is hard because it thinks you're asking about the Bayformers movies and nothing else, but I saw someone mention that there was 442 characters in G1 alone? So like... the number has to be north of 1,000" "I've recently been wondering just how many characters there are in Transformers. It's not an easy question because of a TON of name reuse, but the smallest possible number would be to count how many unique names exist in the franchise. Not even sure how to begin counting lol" "@miss_nikola Very good things, that's what" @Dekaprime @DorinNaga For me what I remember most was the rubber brush stuff and that one sorceress with the pet bat who TF'd anyone who trespassed onto her property I devoured so much of that site back in the day lol @notsayingsoryu RIP to a real legend @notsayingsoryu Goodness I either didn't know or forgot he died "@sqwrrkpon That comic is a CLASSIC for sure, gosh" "Anyway, cis(?) artists who make a lot of TG TF art are a NATIONAL TREASURE" Like... I think I seriously realized my TF kink through their art. It was THAT formative for me @licoricetick OH yes. Many other universes too @emnicw Totally understandable "Like imagine it's the early 00's, you're a closeted trans girl egg and you stumble upon a web 1.0 site for an artist whose entire thing is transformation, USUALLY with a genderbent (MtF) slant. Their work Unlocked some shit inside me. I see from the comments I'm not alone!" @narylis Saaaaaame lol "@QuestForHorny As a closeted trans egg teenager in the early 00's, Naga's art was SO important to me! I bet you have a similar experience lol" @QuestForHorny @DorinNaga Honestly? I think same. "I don't remember which version is cartoon accurate vs toy accurate or whatever, but my Slag doesn't have a red head. I'll be very tempted to paint it black when I get mine" @/DorinNaga if you're wondering. The number of kinks I unlocked from their art is too damn high lol "Finding a smut artist whose work I love on Twitter, fangirling in reply to one of their tweets, and realizing I've been a fan for... jeez nearly 20 years RIP" @DorinNaga Time no longer makes any sense to me lol @nixie_neon gosh 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @DorinNaga Omg I didn't know you had a Twitter account! I've been a fan of your art for... shit like 20 years now wow >.> "@HenryWHall @Hasbro It's so transparently a case of ""We'll send you whatever's been collecting dust in our warehouses,"" which is really fucked up" "@HenryWHall @Hasbro Fuckin' at least send a valuable one. Imagine if they sent you like Earthrise Scorponok as a replacement. Like even if you own him, that's easy to unload for $$$" @HenryWHall @Hasbro Neither children nor collectors would consider a completely different toy a fair replacement "Friend of mine received a broken Unicron, and rather than send replacement parts, @Hasbro sent him a broken Soundwave. Can't make this stuff up lol" @nyaakat I'll get the strap 😤 "@HenryWHall @Hasbro Oof, I've yet to open mine, but I guess if they're not replacing parts there's really no hurry to check :/" Recommending #Sense8 to people @nixie_neon huff sign me up 🥵🥵🥵 @nixie_neon Are you accepting volunteers? 👀💕💦 @Kitty_Kimz Sounds like a lovely time tbh 😍😍😍 "@machtackle Well there WAS a WfC Hot Shot, but I don't much care for the Hound mold so I hope they use the Bumblebee mold lol" "@machtackle Shattered Glass Bumblebee looks like Bugbite, but they have one already... this check out" "Open the door, get on the floor https://t.co/N3rWATlbTe" Love these alternate fates cards where I've peeled off 3 Ark stickers now and all 3 have been the same thing. Fun. https://t.co/E7VDiD90Gp When she asks you what fursona you're gonna have this evening and you're thinking a raccoon sounds nice https://t.co/uncw5EQjUX @NikkiOphan Hell yeah! More like the transgender JEANS I rip off as soon as I get home from my second dose because I'm exhausted @miss_nikola Hell yeah let's do it 🥺 @toygrind The one instance where Power Core Combiners made sense to me. These friends don't need robot modes! @mpirate28 No I gotta find the link again @CreatrixKarie 💦💦💦💦 Oh fuck this new vibrator is um 😳💕💦 Every animator since film was invented: The reason stop-motion will always look a bit off is because you cannot replicate motion blur YouTuber who made the below video: Okay but what if we made the problem even worse @CassCummingsxxx Looking super good! 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @MaxyAmalyna Clown porn is more fun to say though :V @AngryNerdBird Same mold @MaxyAmalyna I mean harlequin stuff is what my GF @HaileyAdamsXXX does too and we both call it clown porn lol "@TheNDqueerelf Speaking of which, it'd be fun to film something with you! :3" @HaileyAdamsXXX @Elli_Trans yes plz Daddy 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 Basically while I'm new I'd need someone to be The Top and help me out with a lot of the process and I simply refuse to put all that on a friend I'm not SUPER close with lol Also I guess this would be very new territory for me. Definitely anxiety there "There have been a couple moments on here recently where I had an opportunity to tell a SW friend that it'd be fun to film something together with them, but I've hesitated because I'm legit worried the pandemic completely fucked with my ability to interact with people in person 😬" @Orionpax4221 Definitely Really wish the wings weren't arranged wrong so that the nub on the joint that keeps it from going in the wrong direction was on the wrong side. I caused a pretty serious-looking stress mark accidentally popping one of the wings off getting it properly into place :/ @MaxyAmalyna Why only technically lol @NLRG_ Twitter power couple @CamisGoodBoy As someone with objectively too much empathy I could definitely list out reasons it's often a curse lol "@CamisGoodBoy I don't want to live in a world where that's considered shocking. We all have different weird brain stuff, it's cool 💕" "The next big TF I wanna buy when there's money is Unite Warriors Bruticus, which looks to be more plentiful AND slightly cheaper than Megatronia on eBay, which is really nice https://t.co/Jei18ngyZT" @HaileyAdamsXXX @ADirtyTrans That's the toy I mentioned to you earlier >.> @miss_nikola @CassCummingsxxx Thank you for the link! 💕 @miss_nikola @CassCummingsxxx Ooooh I'll have to buy a copy next time I get paid! 💕 @miss_nikola @NikkiLilithTS @CassCummingsxxx Oooooh looks like it was fun! :3 "@NikatinePrime Btw that picture of you on the right, just... gosh 😍😍😍" @NikatinePrime I got one too and now I have titties and a vag????? @HaileyAdamsXXX @Azure_Husky something something bear is driving @StrawbraryCami I'll do my best to remember to message you on Discord! I'm so bad at messaging friends but I've really enjoyed the last couple of times we chatted there 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX As a teenager I had a Zora sona omg! @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳💕💕💕 [cw nsfw stickers on my PC as always lol] Just utter gay robot chaos on the desk tonight and the somber realization that a lot of these recent acquisitions will have to go into storage while we wait for more space at the new place 😭😭😭 https://t.co/7EviA59WN8 @HaileyAdamsXXX I am so indescribably gay for you Daddy!!! 😍😍😍 "Aaaaaa she's everything I wanted and more! 😍😍😍 With any combiner it's inevitably going to be a bit of a chore to balance them in anything resembling a cool action pose, but I'm happy to report that Megatronia is surprisingly less fiddly than a lot of other combiners I've owned https://t.co/XOYTk3xNwI" @Roodypatooti I FORGOT THE NAME OF HER AMAZING WEAPON @HalleyHanna LOVE THIS "And there she is! The star of the set, one of my favorite Transformers characters, a figure I wish I had an extra of so I could always have her displayed: Megaempress! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/fKKvzbKJJk" Lunaclub! The other helicopter! https://t.co/2UanWFmZbF @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh lol @apunkdog Hell yeah! Moonheart! I love her colors! https://t.co/KDS8XmvVpc @apunkdog Omg I either forgot or didn't know my tweet helped you! I'm so glad it did!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Roodypatooti YESSSSSSSSS Flowspade! She's a ninja I assume! https://t.co/HthiwQeVv8 First up is Trickdiamond! She looks like an adorable penguin to me hehe https://t.co/d9vIPGjj9c @daeken I was held back for 11 years because of stuff like this :/ @femme_thoughts heck 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @femme_thoughts I feel beyond blessed to have helped so many trans people find themselves 😭💕💕💕 @femme_thoughts RIGHT????? "Both the outer box and the inner box frame had what looks like the original tape! This figure has been unopened for 4 years! That's legit really cool, I was starting to worry MIB copies weren't a thing anymore lol https://t.co/8Jo8ukmdh6" @ProtoTheDweeb stimmy + eBay omg the art on the back of the instructions https://t.co/rt7oV94bfY This is legitimately the sweetest thing I've ever received with an online purchase omg! 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/s5XyYw005a I HAVE ACQUIRED ✨H✨E✨R✨ https://t.co/npLO8osiqI @Azure_Lusty Omg hell yes! 💕💕💕 gay birb https://t.co/rp3hOO2Pg1 "@onlyverity77 @MajestikDewback Cracking an egg in trans terms means helping a person realize their trans. There's a tweet of mine that ended up cracking a ton of eggs, so now I have a verb named after for me when a tweet cracks eggs :P" From @MajestikDewback omg 💕💕💕 https://t.co/3SZBTMholK the plus size gamer gentleman to female of reddit pipeline "@MsGuidedButSoft lol everyone's been showing me this, thank you!" "@Sigma_117 They're much easier when everyone involved is vaccinated, but otherwise yeah!" I am lucky enough to be one of the founding members of that trans alpaca ranch you heard about so who knows what the future might bring. Maybe she'd love to see the ranch one day after covid 😎 "I usually try to be cooler than than this about a senpai noticing me (often fail, but usually try) but there's no way she's gonna see this lol" Not to be too much of a dork but WHAT OMG 💕💕💕 https://t.co/K1nI083ZsE @Vangelus (I haven't watched Cyberverse but if he's actually like a big spaceship instead my opinion remains unchanged) @softcaity That's supposed to be a city somehow lol "@Vangelus This is a mood despite me paying money for him lol I like citybots, even when they half-ass it with ""robot clearly doing the splits,"" but Iaconus isn't even trying. He's gonna go on the eventual Titan shelf so I can say I have all the citybots. That's his job, I'm fine with it" I'm not gonna transform Iaconus because he turns into a blob of nothing lol Cyberverse is neat https://t.co/0xXqGGaksH @NikkiOphan Oh fuck :/ And more than a few people that got to know me and blocked/unfollowed eventually came back so I KNOW I'm doing something right lol "Sometimes I get a little sad that some people who've gotten a legit chance to know me ended up blocking me, but like, that's maybe 3 people total and otherwise I ROCK at making friends! Like I'll meet someone I like, be like ""We're gonna become friends"" and we DO. Fuck yeah 😤" "@ProtoTheDweeb @QueenStodge We're talking about people who are 14, not 2" @QueenStodge Like the only reason who a 14-year-old might want to be discouraged is mostly because they wouldn't know wtf any of this is. I assume some 14-year-olds are just as interested in cool cartoons and toys from before they were born like I was? But I dunno @QueenStodge lol wtf I didn't notice that "@iliara_kantira @SolientArt I love so much that they never say she's trans and she honestly might not be, but it's no one's fucking business and they don't go out of their way to make transphobic jokes about it" @_Lizstar_ Agreed "Awwww cute, they finally released a color for the fake gamer boys. Us gamer girls have had a pink version available for about a year now 🥰" @shinobody @Daniela_A_Wolfe They do. It's part of why it's been so easy/quick banning this person every time. Already suspended "I was gonna get back on the horse anyway, but to be honest my weight not fucking with me has encouraged me even more" "[cw weight loss] Between being really busy this week & being slightly discouraged by my weight going back up, I've missed several exercising days in a row, but I just weighed myself & I'm... exactly where I'd hoped I was? 231. That weight shooting up was definitely water weight!" @Tonya_Song Holy shit I hope you're okay? @Azure_Husky huff as soon as you want 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @ARCTIC_ST0RM https://t.co/B81Fw9uN6p Friendly reminder that everyone is always allowed and encouraged to call me a slut 💕💕💕 It's because I'm a slut lol. To get 10k followers is to bottom for the entire community 🥵🥵🥵 @tainkirrahe Hell yeah congrats! He might seriously be one of my favorite MPs ever! @TouristGally I don't often go on dA lol @TouristGally Oh? 👀👀👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus hhgfffhhxfvbgfff >/////> 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX yes Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @AngryNerdBird @HaileyAdamsXXX Same and same! @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too!!! 💕💕💕 "At first the Japanese dub tried to play it off like Airazor was Tigatron's squire, but eventually the footage being dubbed was unavoidably romantic so... yeah they just let them be gay lol Then chickened out later by genderbending Airazor back D:< https://t.co/0y3KieHllp" @HaileyAdamsXXX Difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is I wouldn't ask a garbanzo to bean on my face :V "@AngryNerdBird @HaileyAdamsXXX Gotcha. So yeah it was probably just ""sure we have two girl characters but this is a BOY'S toyline after all""" @jaffajaejae Of course! And don't forget! https://t.co/R0Z58G07ZS I had no idea Battle Unicorn got repainted into a much prettier form in the Universe toyline but now I kinda wanna track him down (he's called *Magna Stampede* which fucking rocks) https://t.co/inAM4KNyiN "@tainkirrahe Ah, okay that makes... slightly more sense than it did a minute ago, kinda" "@tainkirrahe Like, okay I get that they might not realize their politics aren't very liberal, but I'm confused as to what in their minds they think makes such a stance liberal at all As if conservatives are known for not respecting royalty or something?" @leafwork Yeah :/ "@HaileyAdamsXXX Oh, another factor could be their sparks weren't initially included in the fusion and the body was used by a member of the Vok who was probably he/him. He was eventually killed and Tigatron & Airazor's sparks found their body again. Still only barely makes sense" "@HaileyAdamsXXX Despite the fact that I seem to recall their voice being both voice actors speaking at once like a DBZ fusion (tho I could be misremembering), I think it's just that using they/them was probably seen as too grammatically confusing + boys toyline means mostly boy characters" "They absolutely used he/him pronouns in the show, but given that this is literally a Stevonnie situation, I feel as though they/them makes way more sense and I demand this retcon be applied" "Literally I had two Mountain Dews at dinner and now it's nearly 4am, still awake 🙃" Another fun fact about the queerest character in the Beast Wars: https://t.co/gFMSzekShi "When asked for clarification on Tigerhawk's gender, they replied ""Yes""" "Not only are there trans Transformers, at least one, Tigerhawk, is a *double* trans Transformer https://t.co/waau6YPyNo" "Me just now: Well Poison Bite is the coolest one by far, I'm kinda sad I never bought any of these pegwarmers. I wonder what she goes for on eBa--oh fuck https://t.co/yJuNmNmFBe" @Orionpax4221 Context: https://t.co/ntPh0SjrVl "@Orionpax4221 Some of them weren't bad, it's true! I think my favorite is Arcee" @StebMcDreb You're right omg Also random side note but it's always fascinatied me that in the mid to late 90's there were two different franchises about turning into animals that couldn't have had more disparate origins but converged at the same toy company for a gloriously bizarre year or so "In short, before tonight I had assumed these figures were very poorly thought out Animorphs toys that turned into Beast Wars toys, but now I realize the Animorphs toys they never got to be sounded way more awesome and I wish those toys got to exist" "Which is really weird given that those human bits became robot bits... in a ""gimmick"" that was meant to be ""what if two alt modes but NO robot modes oooooo spooky"" They have robot heads, also like, Ratbat exists, this isn't weird lol" "I had always assumed that these molds had NO indication of a human mode and that they were for some reason ignoring one of the rules of morphing, that you have to return to your base form before morphing to a different form, but like... they actually did half-ass some human bits" "Razor Claw was also meant to be Ax which is pretty obvious looking at that head, but that's far less creepy given that he's already a creepy-looking Andelite. I just think the Animorphs toyline was totally underappreciated for its truly horrific body horror https://t.co/pA1zDh2OfL" "I knew the Mutants in Beast Wars were unused Animorphs molds, but I never looked closely at them until now Soundwave & Poison Bite have hidden robot heads that were retooled from human heads. Imagine Marco's face in the bat's mouth & Rachael's head in the scorpion stinger(!!!) https://t.co/Ag0mBgFMxX" "@Orionpax4221 I've just been a creature of habit for like 12 years now. Hoping to eventually get to the point where my BBTS pre-orders are like, a few at any given moment." @Orionpax4221 I have a premium account with Hasbro Pulse too so I should NEVER pay shipping on robots lol I'm so mad at the robots sitting in my Pile of Loot on BBTS right now! @Orionpax4221 That too!!! Literally no idea why I didn't do this sooner lol @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX sorry I'm too much of a b1mbo lol @CelticAnarchy https://t.co/DDfSDf6WFS "I always kept in mind that GoT (and My Little Pony FiM while we're at it... mostly) started in 2011 because it made remembering what year each season came out effortless, but it still feels extremely wrong to me that it began ten years ago, I dunno" "Speaking of 2011 media, if they wanted to re-release Skyrim for its 10th anniversary, no one would care lol" It feels like just yesterday I was thinking how weird it was that Attack of the Clones (2002) came out 10 years ago and now people are telling me Game of Thrones (2011) somehow began 10 years ago?????? Now I feel like a massive tool for having ordered countless plastic robots over the course of a decade on BBTS 🤡 "@lewdstarbun I think you replied to the wrong tweet, but I know which one you meant to reply to so it's cool lol 💕" Realized I should never pre-order Transformers on BBTS ever again since if I time my stack shipping right on TFSource I can just always get free shipping 🤷‍♀️ Was tedious to move all the robot pre-orders there but very worth it @NikkiOphan It's my favorite position 🥵 @BlimpLexi hhhhgggghhhfff 🥵🥵🥵 @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX what do you mean? o.o @HaileyAdamsXXX I seriously cannot wait Daddy 😭💕💕💕 just wanna be railed in a mating press rn 🥺 @NewGenderWhoDis (My second vaccine is on the 23rd!) @NewGenderWhoDis Omg that would be so awesome!!! 🥰🥰🥰 literally me @NewGenderWhoDis Either way I try to remember to check your TL to see how you're doing every now and then. I make it work 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis I luv u 2 babe! Twitter hardly ever puts your stuff on my TL anymore and it pisses me off D:< @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH @autogynamelia Of course she did lol @deathpigeon Why would anyone want to stop being gay???? "Also completed this guy so like, yeah I just have a proper Cyberverse collection now Iol https://t.co/UWoy7JMb64" @HenryWHall I need to open him first! :V Me a couple years ago: I'm not gonna buy any Cyberverse Also me: https://t.co/it4mndKbuJ @NikkiOphan I hope you can take it easy too tho :/ @squishybelle That's such a good idea! @HaileyAdamsXXX eBaum's World @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh god lol @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean memes are where memes go to die lol. When was the last time you saw anyone use any of these memes unironically? "I feel like if I was like overattached girlfriend or whatever, after the initial fad wore off I'd be desperate to move on but I am familiar with the allure of the limelight" "To be fair, you have every right to say, ""Yeah that's my face, buy a shirt with my face on it"" or whatever but ideally you'd get out before the meme got stale and also maybe not get involved with a planet-destroying pyramid scheme" "Despite the fact that I totally understand the impulse, the fact that so many of these people in memes embraced their status as a meme (one of the fastest aging things in all of pop culture) has always felt extremely cringe to me so like, yeah of course they got into NFTs" @Nymphomachy @OzmaRacc @ViTheDeer Something I love to do! Decided to fill some remaining holes in my MLP IDW collection and I'm frustrated to see they switched to the smaller size for their side series collections! I like it when things are uniform dammit! D:< https://t.co/V0K2f5qNIN @raziiberri huff thank you 🥵🥵🥵 @JessicaCyboid Oh fuck I need me one of those @StrawbraryCami Also good to know! Thank you! @raziiberri Yessssss I need myself a medallion like that 😍😍😍😍😍😍 @raziiberri Please share! @StrawbraryCami Omg I never thought of the leaving the tab open thing! Especially since our internet is shit enough that streams often don't work but I still wanna support! @StargirlSednira 😍😍😍💕💕💕 @raziiberri Oh gosh nice! Sounds hot :3 @NikkiOphan Oh gosh I hope you're okay? D: @raziiberri I'm not sure what you mean? @StargirlSednira AAAAA BABE YOU'RE SO HOT OKAY @KittyBatSasha Brand name is Guess but I can't find a model number? I got them like 3 years ago if that helps @StrawbraryCami @SoftMamaGwen hgffffdghgf yes it's true heck >/////> @StrawbraryCami @SoftMamaGwen I'm thinking probably same? I would say it's 7 but there's a few people I wouldn't be able to say no to lol @MajestikDewback >///////> 💕 @QueenStodge I misplaced the box I put him in RIP @MajestikDewback Oh gosh there's so many people vying for that 8 spot >/////> @StrawbraryCami Oh cute! 💕💕💕 "@StrawbraryCami hhgfffghf soon to be 8, huh? >.>" @abstractslug Getting there >.> @joelax9 @FeebsJust Aaaaaaa I love it! Literally everyone in response y'all are a bad influence >/////< https://t.co/GvfxA8VyfI @shiversystem Oh? :3 @StrawbraryCami hhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tempt me >/////< Meta commentary on my own joke :V This is bad comedy https://t.co/9yCnkuYqys But seriously I'm already dating 7 people! >.< @StargirlSednira It's based on the game A Hat In Time which you should totally play! The level that shirt is based on has a trans flag easter egg! https://t.co/QYZSxjGcrN @norintha Yep lol I mean as a polyam person I could've predicted that :V https://t.co/e0Y0Lw6spS @AntibrunchAkt Gosh you're pretty 😍 @ZJemptv oh heck oh heck 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 "It's a ridiculous game of whack a mole, but at least Twitter is reliably ban hammering every instance of the pass or not account within a day of its creation" "Nice, that was fast https://t.co/StEhUh4UQ3" @StargirlSednira https://t.co/3PwOVjnIf0 @kefimochi It's a Hat In Time shirt! https://t.co/3PwOVjnIf0 TECHNICALLY the first picture is from before the pandemic Just several years before! :V https://t.co/IcAwXCNbVt @HaileyAdamsXXX I think it fits! https://t.co/hT9z2QE8w9 @KivaDamhnait Gosh 😍 @JazzieJaz93 😍😍😍 @iliara_kantira @SolientArt Hot! Thank you! "@JazzieJaz93 You're right, it IS super hot hehe" @iliara_kantira Oh? Got any links to your best stuff? :3 @TransEthics A remake of The Princess Bride would be inconceivable @LapineViolet @Flailmorpho_ Gosh I love the idea of being a pool pooltoy so much 😍😍😍 @SixArmedSweater You're so incredibly beautiful and gosh I'd love to be railed by you 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @Vangelus @tainkirrahe The only objectively correct answer @tainkirrahe Arcee! @Flailmorpho_ @LapineViolet Done! 😳😍💕 "@Flailmorpho_ @LapineViolet I am so wet, and in public too! 😳💕" @SixArmedSweater 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @BlimpLexi but you! >/////> "@Flailmorpho_ Well I read the fun part already which was, um, HUFF 🥵" @LapineViolet @Flailmorpho_ THIS WAS SO GOOD OMG @LapineViolet Huff 🥵🥵🥵 @LapineViolet OOF handles do it for me so hard 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ I will! 😍 @Flailmorpho_ huff huff hufffffff I'm so wet just imagining it omg >//////< @Flailmorpho_ GODDESS PLZZZZZZ 🥵🥵🥵 @CreatrixKarie That's pretty hot! @CreatrixKarie y e s s s s s s https://t.co/CZnYwZ9FCx @BlimpLexi https://t.co/X6Her9byH5 Finally answering all of your burning questions about my inflation kink preferences~ I am mostly a hopeless preg addict hehe https://t.co/MsBf2rPfQg @BlimpLexi Oooooh good to know~ Link? "@miss_nikola Your transition has been so incredible to watch! I'm so proud of you, babe 💕" "@ZoeTheAbsurdist Only through bullshit capitalistic rules lawyering, and as such should be ignored and/or fought at every chance" "@ZoeTheAbsurdist That's legitimately kinda cool, but they shouldn't ask in the first place, even if they wave the fee for literally 100% of the people who ask them to" @JennyOutrageous The perfect GF 😍😍😍 "@Grey_IsTrue There are so many things I wish I could say to the person that caused this, but Twitter has certain rules" @Eriscord @Kurrikage If it was a meme collection video than it's not the source you're asking for but rather just like... a random video? :P @Eriscord @Kurrikage It's a video? I didn't know that "@Monicaaaaaah There's literally no way in which that hashtag could be used at all that would satisfy someone going ""Well actually"" I hate Twitter lol" "@sextoyspolitics The only thing that works is taking everything on a case by case basis and avoiding talking about hypotheticals. As always, hypotheticals are the death of constructive discourse" "@sextoyspolitics The thing is, art is really messy, so yeah, in some cases there is media where a character is very obviously a child but the creators tried to cover their tracks with bullshit canon, but the fact is there isn't a one size fits all rule set that applies every time." "@Yuroshai Nah, to remove it I just quote tweet it to my followers lol" @theymerSophie And honestly I love them for that @1146_goat_north CS6 for me! liberals when you tell them conservatives are actively working to take away the rights of trans people while a democrat is the president https://t.co/ibcs4c2ouj "I know for a lot of professional jobs it's not really possible to pirate Adobe software, but whenever you can, as often as you can, steal Adobe software vigorously" @ZoeTheAbsurdist Thank you! I love #AHatInTime so much 😭💕 @AyrenTheWolf Jealous! "@ComeOnEileen19 It being a meme has nothing to do with how rude it is Try to refrain from calling an artist's work a massacre, thanks" @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh yes plz 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm horny too Keep having fantasies about being filled by you >/////< @MommyPosie 😳💕💕💕 @ComeOnEileen19 @arvalis That's an incredibly rude thing to say to the artist that drew it At least untag me if you're gonna be that rude @ElyEelee It's a real thing HRT does though!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX @AyrenTheWolf jjhhgffddbhhfddhhhgfdd @HaileyAdamsXXX @AyrenTheWolf hhhgffghgff same 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @AyrenTheWolf oh gosh Daddy I wanna try that so bad! @SportIsARight 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @AyrenTheWolf gosh gosh gosh >/////< @Book_Worm_83 Already on it https://t.co/zQvjoAJAr8 @SwiftAusterity @AyrenTheWolf 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf hhhhhggghggg gosh 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX huff I'm nervous but the spirit is willing 🥵🥵🥵 @StrawbraryCami >/////< 💕💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf what's that? >.> as always there are certain tops I really hope see this Ironic as hell that I never did anal before bottom surgery but now I really really really wanna try it 👀👀👀 @glirebunny Yep it's beyond ridiculous "Literally breaking passing ""rules"" by wearing basically what I wore as a guy except more form-fitting plus a push-up bra and it drives these transphobes up the fucking wall lol" @StrawbraryCami Transphobes need to log off lol "Cannot count the number of times I've been briefly misgendered (likely based on my height) before the person immediately corrected themselves & apologized. Happened earlier today! And yeah, probably because of my rockin' tits! I don't need passing tips lol https://t.co/lna0GsVDDL" @StrawbraryCami YES @norintha I really do lol @SBElikeswords Yeah but fuck TOS lol @StrawbraryCami Hot! Even if we assume: - Passing is a paramount concern of every trans person - The person who runs this account is earnestly trying to help trans people They are completely and utterly incapable of doing their job on any level "I have tweeted hundreds of selfies wearing clothes I wear in public, where in theory passing MIGHT be a concern, but the one picture they're obsessed with to the point of ban evading multiple times, is the one where I flatly state I am wearing for my personal comfort" @StrawbraryCami Gosh 😳😳😳💕💕💕 """Noooooo you don't understand!!! This tr*nny NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND that cis people don't think she looks like a woman when she's taking a shit!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭""" """You don't look womanly while you're relaxing at home"" is not the slam dunk you think it is. I would say it's shocking that I need to say that, but you already know that, don't you?" "They're *really* hung up on figuring out if I pass in my pajamas, something I only wear at home, a place where passing is beyond irrelevant. Almost as if they're not at all interested in being objective 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/uDJIEMrUiy" They is still misgendering 😘 @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ 100% true facts Watch Mystery Men if you haven't already @michele_out @SteampunkPenny @Transpassing Says that account is suspended "Every time I see shit like this the line ""fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets"" plays automatically in my head https://t.co/WUaE053V02" @HaileyAdamsXXX plz Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm hot AND a horny hole! Whatever can we do about this 🤔🤔🤔 "@XylariaVG Yeah there's that time travel bit where they go to about now in America and it's scarily predictive, right?" @SBElikeswords TNG premiered the year I was born you stop that right now 😭😭😭 "Imagine if by like, 2040 kids watch that episode and just assume based on a fuzzy timeline that that was somehow known when it was filmed" "That's fucking cool as hell, ngl https://t.co/d53SL8hV7o" @MommyPosie huff huff HUFF 🥵🥵🥵 Regardless of what happens it's never not going to be fucking wild to me that some writer on Trek picked that year. I would love to know what the thought process was or if it was just a year that sounded futuristic so fuck it https://t.co/vOR0sADRyi @JohnCalafin YUP that's our Binx too hehe really craving to be pinned to the bed and bred HARD tbh I am looking HOT today 🔥💕✨ https://t.co/cubykTYfuQ @Shoggoth_Lord huff 🥵🥵🥵 "It's kinda the antithesis to the Disney Way So like, quality of the show aside, it's a fascinating artifact of a bygone era https://t.co/sv76lbeHei" "Legit shocked they're doing this, I don't think the comedy will hold up, but this is kinda admirable. Detours is from an era where George was the final word, and he LOVED dunking on his franchise. Say what you will about the man but he had a very healthy sense of humor" https://t.co/SbYdINuMiP @human_izzy I love that video! And I have 9 because I have two piercings 💕 @shiversystem plz 🥺🥺🥺 @AyrenTheWolf very yes 🥵💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX plz 🥵🥵🥵 really am 3 holes 🤔🤔🤔 am hole @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much lol "@subspaceteatime @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes but Rich is the special guest star, remember? :P" I literally was thinking mostly about our orange tabby Archimedes when I tweeted that lol. Though our black cat Binx and our Bengal Hobbes aren't much smarter https://t.co/GLD3q5eT45 I've come to realize that most male cats are himbos "@The_Ada_Rhodes I remember that feeling of thinking that it must be some impossible, insurmountable problem. And it's shocking to think there are grown-ass adults who still think that" At the very least there are a lot of people committed to the bit which I admire I thought these were all made up but reading the comments I don't know wtf to believe anymore @ARCTIC_ST0RM Unrelated but I keep forgetting you're in Colorado! We should hang out sometime after covid 💕 @tainkirrahe Same! "@tainkirrahe HE'S SO GOOD I gotta say I haven't been feeling any of the beast mode characters (I don't enjoy how most of them transform), but Inferno is a real treat" okay sleep time now nini 😴 @CuddlePotato Yeah I was thinking about that tweet when I wrote that hehe @BVDGRRLXXX gosh yes plz 🥺 @StrawbraryCami 💕💕💕 I continue to be wet and squirmy thanks to @StrawbraryCami heck >/////> @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX (she's at work so it might be a bit before she sees this) @nyaaABDL OMG CUUUUUTE @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX heck >/////> @StrawbraryCami goddammit I'm a b1mbo @StrawbraryCami I get it now <.< "@ElyEelee Good, good" "@StrawbraryCami I don't understand, but I guess hence you have to walk me through >.>" @StrawbraryCami hhffffhgfghg I'm being that obvious huh? >//////< @StrawbraryCami hhhhghh I squirm every time I read that >/////> I'm just squirming and yearning so much tonight 😳 I am so fucking gay omg @StrawbraryCami Like throat! :D @StrawbraryCami hhhggghhhgf okay 😳💕 "@StrawbraryCami It's been long enough that I forgot you love breakfast, forgive me 🥺" @ElyEelee I feel this so much. Best I can manage is just telling them I love them a ton @ElyEelee SAME @StrawbraryCami huff >/////> 💕💕💕 @FantasiesFract1 I didn't even mean to pose them that way but you're right!!! @softcaity There are two that are painted to look undead yeah lol @SnortingEstrace (monosexuality might actually be a lie tbh) "@QuinntoBean I love that they let you pick more than one! More forms like that, please!" "@hmsnofun I was not already a patron so I fixed that, but I wanna say like, not being medicated is a legit reason for not being able to create and I totally know that feeling. But I'm glad you got to make stuff recently and I can't wait to watch!" @NikatinePrime Gosh 😍 @paulsl_3 Hell yeah 😎 "@estwenty And like, technically also cows and pigs are and whatnot, but my point is you can make your own rules here lol" "@estwenty Fish is technically taxonomicly meaningless. I can't recall if it's every tetrapod would have to be a fish for it to make sense or if it's every vertebrate, but regardless technically crocodilians are fish :V" "@joffeorama Like... I'm not sure I'd eat it either way but like, put a burger patty under the pineapple! Make it an actual sandwich, please!" "@HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview goddess, mood" @hmsnofun THE BIGGEST MOOD @ZucchinnaArt Holy heck I didn't know you did animations! That's so fucking cool!!! "@StopTweetingMia goddess, if only" @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX @lettieslair 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕 "@PanGnollofPower No, but can't be as cool as Dinopool" @HaileyAdamsXXX @lettieslair @StrawbraryCami Hey Cami! I think you should follow my Daddy :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX @lettieslair @StrawbraryCami You and Cami? I agree! I think you'd like faer a lot! @joelax9 I do but he is unopened due to tight living space 😬 Gonna have a huge toy opening party once I'm moved into the earthship lol "@CuddlePotato Actually I'd like to change ""easy"" from that first bullet point to ""intuitive"" which can also be easy but not just that" @CuddlePotato I mean it's all subjective but for me it's like: - Easy to transform without instructions - Everything in both modes locks snuggly into place - Good articulation in modes that need them (usually just robot mode) Oh I am LOVING this guy. Absolute joy to transform and now I want Grapple lol https://t.co/JMQiUIkdUM "@MaxyAmalyna I'd miss you on my TL, but honestly it's always healthier to stay away from Twitter lol" @LostNotAtSea Cute! @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ Gosh 😳 Though honestly same 💕 "@TracerPlace Ah yes, my stalkers. Makes sense." @miss_nikola So badass. Taking biology into your OWN hands 😤 @ProtoTheDweeb @VyriaDurav Do not defend him anymore in my mentions. This is your only warning before I block "Yeah see that's the thing. Fuck V*ush, so his fans posting their Ls sounds funny, but I think the account I'm QTing is coming at it from the right, not the left https://t.co/8R2e5kqV9j" Also answer your Discord messages buddy This being the second screenshot is so funny to me. Literally what does this prove https://t.co/VCCNxSe3OV I've only heard bad things on Twitter so I've stayed away https://t.co/DPejT1wdZT "Seems like this account is one that would call me degenerate though, so probably a safe bet to block chain" I started working on block chaining the followers but a lot of leftists seem to like V*ush for some reason so I'm not sure who the audience is @Book_Worm_83 @Pass_Or_Not__ I have never even watched the guy in that username lol @HaileyAdamsXXX I had a Gwenpool figure for a bit but I gave it to an ex who liked her more "@ChristineisShe Off and on, lately off" "I do not understand why his sword is purple. Even if it couldn't have been silver, maybe the mustard yellow he has in his robot mode?" @HaileyAdamsXXX I like Spider-Gwen and enjoy most female versions of male superheroes Rigid grill structure https://t.co/JKVAYc3359 "@Kalindlara I don't know where it originates from, but I know it from this ancient meme https://t.co/dzf1nw2rdE" amazon recently recommended a cute Switch game case that was shaped like a Gameboy and it defaulted to the pink one because they know I'm a fucking girl now hhhhh "twitter gives me ads for bras now and I can't bring myself to block them,,, too much gender euphoria,,,,,," @Azure_Husky 😍😍😍 @hmsnofun I'm the first one huh "@ChristineisShe Nope, just a stack of commons and uncommons I'm waiting on a box for" Most of the stickers on my PC at from @hardcodedgame lol 💕 """My own clone!"" ""Now neither of us will be virgins!"" https://t.co/4WE9lqd1uJ" "@hmsnofun Awwww shucks >,> You're welcome! 🥰" No more plastic inserts for Gen Selects! This is much easier to recycle! https://t.co/CRjpPyVdWD @viragoergosum Might be! Me: I don't like Deadpool This exists: I like at least one Deadpool https://t.co/pHtJYJvHng "[cw nsfw in the stickers in the back] Desk right now is ""bots I've acquired recently and also Waspinator"" https://t.co/VuJAxlZjtL" @NikkiOphan Are you streaming today? If we weren't having power issues at the house I'd join in! Maybe next time :/ @JessicaCyboid (They even had a bit in Animated where Scrapper mentions he tried naming him Slag but he got offended) "@JessicaCyboid There was in the 80's lol Then when he returned in the late 2000's someone from the UK told Hasbro that's probably not a good idea. He has seen Snarl and Slog to get around it, but I guess they're done with that now? lol" @kajikia_ Belly 😍 "I'm not sure I'll watch Kingdom, haven't seen Earthrise, I am just assuming these A) act like zombies and B) can be army built (though I'll probably stop at two)" If you kill the brain (Run!) Then you kill the ghoul (Run!) And its motor functions (Aim for the head) https://t.co/uIVIsB69jm @radiantbutch 111! @Monicaaaaaah FINALLY one big enough! 😍 @DragonsBouquet HAPPY HATCHING 💕💕💕 I love that they're just saying fuck it and calling him Slag again lol @GrimslySlut yes plz 😳😳😳 @BVDGRRL Muting this lol @GrimslySlut YES @BVDGRRL *hugs hugs hugs* Love you too 💕💕💕 @retronouns @SaraSplosion Awwwww cute lol "@SaraSplosion I only started using my account when I started transitioning too lol, about 4 years ago" @SaraSplosion This used to be a VERY different account lol @SaraSplosion lol I joined in April 2009 too "@miss_nikola @nixie_neon WOW, SLUT 💕" @nixie_neon Inspirational levels of b1mbo 😍 @nixie_neon thank you! 🥰🥰🥰 @nixie_neon I'm a semen swallowing fuckpuppet 🥰 @NLRG_ Sometimes the pocket bursts and a day later they look like this @JessicaCyboid That seems to be the rough consensus lol @JessicaCyboid Trying to figure out how often I should dilate nearly a year and a half later is still a chore lol We should build one I mean lol @FioDeer Almost every night @Madame_mousey YUP LOL @ArtyMaus Yep I hear the second one sucks :/ *hugs* @ArtyMaus First or second? @Rooks_Roost You should!!! "@Rooks_Roost Other Sensates outside of a cluster can also visit if they looked into a Sensate's eyes in person, but they can only visit the person they locked eyes with, not the entire cluster." "@Rooks_Roost They can ""visit"" each other which feels exactly like being there, and passively ""share"" with each other skills, languages, knowledge, etc." @Rooks_Roost Kind of! Though I have no idea if it's intentional. A Sensate cluster is comprised of 8 people anywhere in the world who were all born at the same time. A second Sensate birth occurs later in life that connects them all. @ProtoTheDweeb @BirdTickler Then I've just played a shit ton of Bioshock lol "Other clusters can only visit, not share, so you know there'd be awkward name forgetting lol" "In Sense8 everyone remembers people's names but in reality after being a Sensate for years, any time a Sensate from another cluster visited you, it'd be a lot of awkward ""Oh my god I've known them for like 20 years and none of the cluster remembers their name dammit""" @BirdTickler I can even hear the character's accent in my head I think that's a voice line from the demo which I played a ton before buying the game lol @BVDGRRL I'm still so confused as to what the fuck their issue is @365TMNT Thank you! @1146_goat_north In a past life "Like I am 300% on board with the overall message of that tweet, but the example given, whether hypothetical or real anecdotal comments people made, doesn't only imply the issue being discussed. It can also imply like, hey, you didn't have an undo button, cool" "Digital art is real art as well as the only art I do, in part because of the undo function, something that doesn't exist with traditional media, hence people being impressed." I mean having alts is already a perfect workaround but that just seems especially wrong "On the Twitter app, if you see someone quote tweet someone else who has blocked you and you sign onto another account to read the tweet that was quote tweeted, then sign back into your blocked account, the tweet will be fully visible in the quote tweet. That sucks." @cuddlestopheles You're so very very very pretty 😍 This is so cool. Feels like hacking lol. Pre-ordering toys before the pre-orders are even live! "@vexwerewolf No, I know. I'm sorry. I just wish there was more I could do to help" "@RavinDevchelle Yeah I figured it had to do with the stuff Will and Jonas talked about. At most it's a bonus almost kinda sorta Lost reference, I fully admit lol" "@vexwerewolf If you ever had to escape to the states, we'd find space for you at the ranch. I dunno, I know that wouldn't exactly be easy but hopefully it goes without saying. It's only a bit better over here in some ways but I worry about my friends and loved ones over there :/" "I also love how in the series finale at one point Jonas is reading a book called I think ""Finding Lost Time""? I have no doubt it's a real book and I'm probably reaching with this, but he WAS one of the stars of Lost :V" "He could have said ""I'm Jonas"" is all I'm saying" "I love how the first time Will meets Jonas in Sense8 he literally says ""My name is Jonas"" And I can't decide if that's an intentional Weezer reference or not but every time I'm like https://t.co/CdgAGCEk5h" @blaze_casual What a little shit omg lol @theymerSophie YESSSSSS HUGE AGREE @hmsnofun Omg I'm so excited to watch! Glad you're back in it! 💕💕💕 @BirdTickler I only use Facebook for messenger for people who I can't contact otherwise. The FB connection kinda sucks but what can you do. Thanks! @transcucumber I'm not aware of such a thing @lisaquestions I hope they can figure it out @LeafTilde I'd love to hear about your euphoria dream if you later decide to share 💕 "@StebMcDreb Barely works with Gemini either since ""two animals"" isn't as fun/funny as a hybrid Sorry love lol" @lisaquestions What happened? Are you okay? Us Geminis get the most boring symbol lol I guess it's a bit more interesting than Libra "Twin rabbits, or, more amusingly, a two-headed rabbit" @Azure_Husky I started boofing prog last year too! Here's hoping lol @Azure_Husky The fact that you've been on HRT longer than me but at still sometimes seeing changes gives me hope! Drawing him as beefcake for so long you forgot how to draw him normal. I approve LRT I love Bowser art from artists where it's completely safe for work but you can tell for them his name is Daddy Bowser lol 💕 "@PhyrexianThot Welp, time to get back into Arena. Got a deck list?" @LynryProxy I have the airways problem too! "Looking back, I was terrified of becoming a man. Of becoming a father. Of being the man by ex wanted me to be. I feel like I dodged a bullet" "That's something so many transphobes refuse to understand. For a LOT of trans people, we TRIED to be cis. Some of us for many years. But eventually we find we can't hide from the truth anymore" "Four long years where I finally got a girlfriend, got engaged, tried my hardest to finally finish college... And it all came crashing down overnight. One dream where I allowed myself to ask the question, and when I awoke, I Knew" "Thinking about the four years I spent after I finally moved out of my parents place. Right before moving out I allowed myself one last time to fantasize about being a woman, and after that I told myself, I'm a man now, no more of that." @sextoyspolitics @rozietoez The last episode of season 2 is 2.5 hours! "@sextoyspolitics @rozietoez Like, specifically I've heard it from people who were lukewarm on the first season" "@sextoyspolitics @rozietoez So while I love both seasons a ton, I've heard from a lot of people that the second season blows the first out of the water. You're in for a treat!" @OzmaRacc @rozietoez @sextoyspolitics I understand 💕 @MadameMoonsugar 😍😍😍 Oh and queer It really bothers me that queer terminology is treated like porn (another word I have to teach my phone) terminology "Words I have had to painstakingly teach the swipe typing on my new phone - Fuck - Shit - Gay - Lesbian - Sucks - Sexuality - not to capitalize ""dream""" @NikkiOphan Oh fuck that sucks "@retronouns ... obvious, in hindsight" @BirdTickler What headset would you recommend btw? Been meaning to save for one "@rozietoez @sextoyspolitics I maintain the brutality of those early episodes makes the queer and especially trans triumph all the more satisfying, but yeah it's hard as hell watching Nomi stuck in the hospital for 3 episodes" @LexiCrowley @sextoyspolitics Saaaaame though Kala might be my favorite 😍 @RaeGun2k That looks to good! 😍 @LuceXLuceWest I've been t4t since I started transitioning and I never looked back 💕 @sextoyspolitics I love media that can make my cry and in that way I consider is such a feel good show if that makes sense lol @sextoyspolitics SO MUCH CRYING Glad you're going to see the ending though! It's really wonderful 💕💕💕 @Mishyana I mean same lol "I dunno maybe having a bunch of better heads you have to track down on top of all the other figures is kinda silly, but I had fun doing it that one time and will probably do it with Apeface. Wish I could do it more" But I think what I really like about the Titan Master class itself is that it gives you a place to PUT the head you swapped out! Unfortunately though these are the only two Titan Masters that can swap heads with another larger version of the same character with a proper body :/ https://t.co/75qk68GTWD "But customizing figures with heads that have better paint apps is legit really fun! And as for the die cast heads that mostly came in those multi-packs, I like them somewhat given that two of the three have bodies I can attach them to... https://t.co/I3WgDrPtTX" "Because as an adult who doesn't usually play with her toys (legitimately shocking, I know :P), having swappable heads is like... okay I CAN put Hot Rod's head onto Blurr's body but like... then what? Just gonna switch them back." "Titans Return was basically the perfect toyline but I think I would've engaged with the Titan Master gimmick more if the individually packaged Titan Masters were ALL also done as deluxes, etc as well. Customizing my Repugnus with his (imo superior) TM class head was really fun! https://t.co/8t7HYsNtrW" @OtherverseG @bugsummonin Still shocking to me that not even a third party company has filled that void yet @LostNotAtSea Yep! There were a number of crossovers with other toys/brands @365TMNT I love it! Are the shelving units custom built or did you order them from somewhere? Collection display goals! 😍 @ErikaBloodaxe So many people have told me! Thank you! Wish I could afford it lol "@SportIsARight @onlyverity77 Ah, I get what you mean by the first part of that tweet now. I was like ""Well he was pre-transition for a decent amount in the first one..."" lol" @mommywiseau @RainicornMax Been on my read list for long enough that I forgot why lol (I don't read as much as I'd like) "@SportIsARight @onlyverity77 Hell, even ""neo"" is used in the word ""neovagina""" The aesthetic of this display is EXACYLY what I want to build one day for my Transformers 😍😍😍 @bugsummonin I still need to read the comics. I have a deep desire to start from the beginning and like... early IDW isn't BAD? But it isn't grabbing me @Random_Factor It was official! They also had a run of Universal Monster turtles! @bugsummonin Heck yeah! Happy to help hehe 🥰 @FantasiesFract1 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @SportIsARight 🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕 "I do know queer people who say that it shouldn't be seen as mostly queer media because like, yeah they had to get made during turn of the century Hollywood and there's some baggage there, but I'm just so used to how most trans people treat the franchise is all lol" "I often forget that most normies see the Matrix franchise as a cheesy, out of date group of movies that mostly didn't hold up well (maybe aside from the first one) and not like, cherished queer media lol" @SportIsARight Omg yes plz!!! 😍😍😍 @OhHeckKitty I'm so excited!!! Heads up https://t.co/bqFw5nSJbO @Demodeview 😘😘😘 "I just blocked immediately because I trust my gut, but here's further evidence no queer person should follow that account https://t.co/BDcilb6Bzb" HUGE MOOD https://t.co/Cn1OFHJx9M @SportIsARight Just admitting to running that transphobia account was enough for me to block most of their followers. Glad I did it manually without block chain! There were aa few queer followers of mine following them! @MisfitFox Let me know what you think! 💕 "@Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX Yep, and personally it's not even about me being worried a given cis person might be transphobic, it's like... not having this experience means you fundamentally experience the world a different way than me, kinda? And that's valid but it doesn't work for me in a partner" @Azure_Husky @lucashoal VERY true 🥰 I knew that they didn't mean that because they showed a vampire bein all scary during that word. But I was still annoyed by it "I remember the first time I heard the word ""undead"" as a kid was in an Are You Afraid of the Dark commercial on Nickelodeon, and my first reaction was ""...You mean alive?""" "@MeteorsFalling *hugs hugs hugs* I don't think that's shallow at all, it's okay 💕" @BVDGRRL Extremely! "@HaileyAdamsXXX @Azure_Husky Same. And it's so much deeper than just being gendered correctly. Hell, it's deeper than my trans partners knowing I'm the gender I say I am (though all that stuff is great). It's just... they Know. Everything. About all this. And that's welcoming and sexy, I dunno" "@MeteorsFalling I think you're extremely pretty tbh 😍 But if you mean by cis standards, that's valid. I can only speak for myself, which is what I was doing. And if you just mean that you're feeling dysphoric, I'm sorry babe :/ *hugs*" @NLRG_ hot "@Azure_Husky And I say I don't care what they think, but fuck their existence seems sad if that's how they see the world. This really is the best experience ever" "@Azure_Husky Like I know there are transphobes out there, reading all of my tweets because I have stalkers, who scoff when I say the sex is better, the romance more fulfilling, my ENTIRE LIFE is awesome because I am trans and I surround myself with trans people." "@Azure_Husky It's so presumptuous. They really don't believe that we can lead happy and fulfilled lives without them. You can tell that bothers them which I love, but it's frustrating that they're operating on such a narrow level and can't see all this for what it is." @theymerSophie HUGE SAME Like I just feel so lucky I get to exist as a trans person "Question number 4 is presumably ""Have you stopped beating your wife?"" https://t.co/yWp8SSVnqZ" @Book_Worm_83 @Pass_Or_Not__ I'M FUCKING DYING LOL "I have a LOT of hot friends that wanna top me, I have no time for this" As a t4t nonbinary person it's just... I cannot overstate how funny (though also annoying) it is when cis people think I care about how they think I look I do not wish to see or be seen by unqueers @Azure_Husky Thank you 💕💕💕 @isthatyourmain Huge same @BrattyBekka @clockework Yay I can't wait to see it! I'm fucking laughing my ass off holy shit https://t.co/zkUp6h9Tib "@BrattyBekka My collection is mostly Pinkie Pie, but it's had to be in storage for ages 😭" "@friend2allcats This one, but you have to be careful and not use it too much or Twitter might suspend you. Connect a phone number to your account so you can prove you're not a bot https://t.co/HBuuAdKA5k" "Hey guess what when you follow an account to rate how much you can clock trans people, you are not, in fact, an objective audience. Your whole bullshit mission statement is a farce" "Not everywhere in the world are people this kind, but maybe the goal should be to spread and teach that kindness rather than rating random trans people on how well you, a person who signed on to obsessively do this, think we pass?" "Being clocked doesn't count as ""passing"" as we traditionally think of it, but living in a world where most people in my experience are like ""Oh, trans woman, I'll use she/her"" makes passing fucking pointless doesn't it?" "And despite what obsessive transphobes might like to think, most people see what I look like and either assume I'm a woman or specifically that I'm a trans woman and they're nice about it. The difference is immaterial to me" "Passing itself is wildly circumstantial anyway. Fifty million cis people could tell me honestly and with my best interests at heart that I don't pass, and as long as I get ""she/her"" and ""ma'am'd"" in public, I do not fucking care" "I do not wish to pass. There is no passing framework for an agender woman. I'm already hot, the hottest people alive wanna fuck me, and I already get gendered correctly in public. A bunch of transphobes wanting to tell me if I pass or not is frankly obnoxiously presumptuous" @BVDGRRL SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT "That's the thing, transphobes, I already know I'm a woman. I do not care what you think. I don't much care for it when you're in my notifications and I take steps to make sure you can't ever see or reply to me, but you screaming at me that the sky is green doesn't make it so" I was quote tweeted by @Pass_Or_Not__ and I'm literally wearing pajamas fucking lol I recommend reporting and block chaining if you can "@Book_Worm_83 Thank you, block chained all the followers and blocked" @BrattyBekka My cousin actually was able to pick that up for me because she went to Comic Con that year! I also got the chicken costume Pink Pie :3 "Looking at the tracking, Megatronia made it to the states as of last night 👀👀👀" @Roodypatooti Same lol Our crammed living situation means my polycule triad hasn't had a closet in over *a year* 🙃 Cannot wait to move to the earthship It's me 😍 @NikkiOphan You're pretty cute yourself~ @Kaelyrhn Honestly the fact that his Headmaster DRIVES his crocodile mode is a BIG part of the reason I love him lol "@HenryWHall Probably a little bit, yeah lol" "Clearly, Skullcruncher is too sexy for my phone" @HenryWHall It would look ridiculous no matter what imo. I just wish it could slot into the hole flush against his crock head on his back. I don't mind a silly-looking weapon I'll never display him with if I can store it somewhere "Jesus fucking christ I have been trying to upload that last picture for like 20 minutes because it kept crashing Twitter, EVEN AFTER I UNINSTALLED AND REINSTALLED. Had to email it to myself to upload it on my PC. Wtf" "There's a bunch of places where it LOOKS like he can store his ridiculous tail weapon, but this is the only place where it looks okay imo https://t.co/f0q8koZAeH" "@HenryWHall Yeah, seems like the same material? Hoping with how dry it is where I live maybe it'll be okay Some Transformers are ephemeral unfortunately" @hmsnofun yeah haha we sure do Little known fact but Skullcruncher is the sexiest Transformer https://t.co/xChfI7hgho @bunnarchist HECK >/////> 💕💕💕 "@bunnarchist Most of it is from The Yetee, the long sleeved shirt is from FanGamer 💕" @bunnarchist AWWWWWW 💕💕💕 "@miss_nikola The advertising works, I just bought a copy hehe" @AyrenTheWolf Good aftermorning! I love that shirt so much!!! @StebMcDreb I love YOU! 😘💕 One of the reasons it's my favorite level ever: https://t.co/QYZSxjGcrN Do I own two shirts based on the same level from a single game? YES. Do I own enough? NO. https://t.co/hRBuk50Xpm @Roodypatooti Yeah I kinda had a half memory of that happening with my last copy but I wasn't sure "@tainkirrahe, if you weren't already aware of this" "Heads up to anyone who owns a RED Arcee: Her horn isn't glued in. The friction holding it in is solid assuming she never falls off the shelf onto her horn, then it'll pop off for sure. It's an easy fix of course but just a heads up https://t.co/gZ0BM5C7eR" But other than that I'm glad to own Highbrow again. And seriously the paint apps on these re-releases are SO GOOD! The higher price actually went somewhere https://t.co/2jud4ikAxn My copy has a super wibbly neck and the issue appears to be the Headmaster port rather than the Headmaster's head which is harder to tighten. I keep wanting to call him Hightower for some reason https://t.co/e5g1RywMCj @Orionpax4221 @HenryWHall EXACTLY "@Azure_Husky Gosh thank you, cutie~ 💕" Got some other swag too ✨💕✨ https://t.co/VQMeWeTiuz *neither not either "@Orionpax4221 @HenryWHall The thing is, ACTUAL G1 should rarely be strived for because a lot of G1 looked like shit. Good G1 toys are the ones that go for the platonic ideal of a G1 appearance" "Despite being new and mint-in-bag, either of them come with hang tags, just tush tags, which I kinda like? More stuffies should do that imo" In the mail today was a kid with a nice hat and this guy that keeps asking me to sign a contract #AHatInTime https://t.co/ryTcQoW2v5 @PaulWurgisnacht Cheap and easy repaints? IN TRANSFORMERS? @QueenStodge My stimmy came in the DAY after they sold out! 😭😭😭 @QueenStodge Are they still sold out? Are they making more? 😭 @miss_nikola Slut button ACTIVATE "@BrattyBekka @Orionpax4221 Honestly same. I still want them all, but the price is so steep on so many of them. WfC showed we can get close with a fraction of the price. And while MPs are usually nicer, they're not 4 or 5 TIMES nicer" "@Orionpax4221 @BrattyBekka It's one of those additions to my collection that I want because it to me is the quintessential Optimus and I want the best version of each character, but Optimus himself is a character I don't care that much about, so getting the motivation is hard lol" "@Orionpax4221 @BrattyBekka It was all of that, yeah" @futanarchy oh those are my favorite memes(???) @BrattyBekka @Orionpax4221 I sold mine a few years ago and definitely regret it. It was the Hasbro one with all the accessories that they re-released in China. It was kind of a steal! Maybe I'll get both upgrade kits and mix and match lol "Because I'm booboo the fool I'll actually be ending up with two sets of Dinobot teams (one from PotP and one from the recent repaint), but I already display most of my dinosaur Transformers in their dinosaur mode, so I really wanted one set combined and the other in dino modes..." I really wish there wasn't TWO competing third party upgrade kits for Volcanicus. Don't make me choose! They both look sexy! https://t.co/NDgNlUafdH "@Orionpax4221 And still looks FINE? Like I'll admit 1.0 doesn't do it for me anymore and 3.0 looks good (better than Bumblebee 2.0 YIKES), but I don't understand the price. 2.0 is really all you need. I've been waiting for years for 3.0 to go on sale literally anywhere. $300 would be fine!" @m__baron @Paul83Bottomley @NiniNerd @PhilosophyTube I haven't even watched anything with this Doctor and even I heard it lol @Drabun_Rising $700 "Ya got me, Hasbro. I truly thought $400 was well beyond the pale for an Optimus toy. Silly me!" "Masterpiece Optimus Prime 3.0: I'm $400, double the price of the last time they made an MP of me, and I'll never go on sale Self-transforming Optimus Prime: Hold my energon" @JenMDupois First Pride is magical! I'm so happy for you! "At $700 there's no way I'll ever own one, but that's okay, it would just collect dust lol It's the thought that counts, and so many of you thought of me 💕" "It's so sweet how many people have @'d me or messaged me about the self-transforming Optimus Prime toy. Thank you, everyone. It's touching to know y'all think of me 🥰🥰🥰" @rachaelp95 Awww thank you! @HenryWHall @HalleyHanna Makes sense lol "@ChronoKatie Oof, guess I know now to stay away from that fandom. I only ever played the first one and a bit of the second one a couple years ago but I enjoyed it quite a bit" @HenryWHall @HalleyHanna Oh fuck I had no idea! That's cool! @HenryWHall @HalleyHanna Same lol "@HenryWHall @HalleyHanna I'll admit if I made the kinda money where $700 didn't hurt, I'd buy it. It's kinda the ultimate Transformers toy dream." @retronouns I'm not one to kink shame but uhhhh @Demodeview Hehe 💕 @vexwerewolf @CoronaCoreanici @BVDGRRL The best menace 😍💕 @CoronaCoreanici Right???? Got the idea from @BVDGRRL actually lol @retronouns Mood "@HalleyHanna Yeah I get why it needs to be expensive, but given that after the novelty wears off it'll just be another toy of a character I don't even care about that much... pricier than Unicron is a joke" "@retronouns ""Nervous and safe"" is a great way to put it. I've definitely felt that in fantasies Wtf even is my sexuality lol" "You can have multiple people you're lying to and claiming to love exclusively, or you can just fuck your polycule in a national forest like a normal person 🤷‍♀️" "As an exhibitionist I understand why a human brain might find the idea of being ""caught"" sexy. On an abstract level I get why some people would then lie to their loved ones to set up such a scenario. But it's still scummy and so incredibly unnecessary." "Mono people really said ""how do I make having multiple partners as unsexy and abusive as humanly possible"" https://t.co/liJhgWn3bQ" @retronouns Yessssss getting there! Pride is gonna rock SO HARD this year 🥰💕 @Dekaprime I love you bunches! 💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf Hell yeah! @transscribe Being normal is overrated 💕 @SteampunkPenny @retronouns Yay 🥰🥰🥰 Goddess I love being gay 🥰 @retronouns @SteampunkPenny Oh yeah! Well heck I wanna see you too! We'll definitely have to for Pride! 🥰 @ZJemptv That's good! I hope you get him home soon! "@retronouns Omg visiting you in Denver for Pride would be so awesome! I think you're really cool too! And yeah we'll all be vaccinated by then. And YES you must see the ranch! Hey @SteampunkPenny, here's a friend we should hang out with! 🥰🥰🥰" @retronouns Mine is the day after! :O @retronouns Honestly? Even I've felt the thrill of men finding me hot. Like it's only ever been light flirting but the gender euphoria is STRONG. I get it "Like there are ways to couch your fascism in mannerisms and stated beliefs that appear kinda cool to people who don't know better. But trad caths are like, ""No initial appearance of being cool for me, thanks! I want everyone to know I suck ass the second they meet me!""" "Desperately wanting to be a pre-Vatican 2 Catholic is pretty monstrous, but it's also, and I cannot stress this enough, the most loser-ass desire ever." @JoeyBuckaroo 😘😘😘 "Trad caths are like if someone watched a bunch of 80's movies and thought, ""You know what? I don't get enough wedgies in my life. Why is no one giving me a swirly? This injustice cannot stand""" @JoeyBuckaroo Hey cutie~ @WritingLair It's true! "In conclusion, Minecraft can be such a violent game huh 🤔" "I'm not usually a violent person in Minecraft, but you know, I can make exceptions for Nazis in Minecraft. And I know I'm not the only one, so it's sure convenient for those chuds that they're all spineless cowards. Each and every one." "Gee, hypothetically speaking, if Thought Slime released a video recently that talked about a specific Nazi and the horrendous shit he constantly says, I'd sure be thinking a lot about how I'd love to bash his nose into his brain in Minecraft" "Love is arguably too broad a term, but honestly? I love my friends in a way that makes me happy to think it's the EXACT same word I use for people I'm datinG/family. It's why I often prefer to say loved ones. My queer friends ARE my family 💕💕💕" "It's lucky that, at least in transfemme circles but I suspect also with women generally, saying ""I love you"" is common among friends. ...because I've legit lost track who I've confirmed I'm on a ""love you"" basis with and who I haven't confirmed that with lol 💕💕💕" "@StargirlSednira @TrashBabyEva Wetness? Yep, even with penile inversion, despite what surgeons claim" @SportIsARight Hehe 😘💕 @TrashBabyEva jhbhhggcchhhgg plzzzzzz >/////< @Arkkon1 @Grey_IsTrue Mood @TrashBabyEva hgggfffgg plz @TrashBabyEva hhhgggghd 🥵 "And like, the story doesn't dwell on it so it almost feels like an afterthought, but the fact is Will's story is one of a good cop, complete with leaving the force" @TrashBabyEva Lots of squirming and huffing and wetness >.> "I maintain that the position of police officer cannot allow for a cop to be good in a structural sense. ""Good cop"" is a misnomer. But ""person who tries to use their job as cop to do good things and gets fired for it"" is a thing that happens" "Even from the start you get the impression he's one of the rare good cops. And just as in the real world, good cops don't stay cops for very long" "It's kinda funny but like, Will in Sense8 isn't a cop by the end. He was put on leave and then disappeared, and at no point does he even hint that he'll return. It feels like a dropped plot point but the end result is he ditches the badge. Which is kinda awesome." @HaileyAdamsXXX Not wearing panties >.> But yes >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX goddess I need to be bred so bad Daddy 🥵 @Orionpax4221 @QueenStodge Oh wait both Megatron and The Fallen used a flail I'm gonna assume you meant Fallen aka Megatronus :P @QueenStodge Nice! @Orionpax4221 @QueenStodge Yeah and props for remembering who his actual namesake is lol @QueenStodge Is that a flail? Feeling extra gay and horny today 😳 "@NoraReed It's not universal, no. The mechanisms that cause a cycle despite people not cycling their feminizing hormones seem to be quite finicky and hard to predict I get symptoms though for sure lol" @EmpressOfRobots Most of the arthropod male Beast Wars characters are trans too @rileyliftsstuff Gosh 😍 @miss_nikola They're REALLY hot balls! 😍 @miss_nikola nom nom nom 🤤 "@Demodeview @miss_nikola I mean, same hehe" @miss_nikola I love how tiny your girl girldick is and how big your balls are in that art 😍 @joffeorama lol that movie released the day I was born @apunkdog Agreed 🥵 @HalleyHanna HECK YEAH CONGRATS @puckgender Congrats! @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX huff huff 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @StrawbraryCami I GUESS I'll share~ @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX I really wanna choke on your dick really badly 🥵🥵🥵 @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX *whistles innocently* @HaileyAdamsXXX @StrawbraryCami I approve this idea 👀 @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX It's a good idea!!! "Some days when Mistress needs to be gone all day running errands I can tell I'm gonna miss her :/ I'll be okay, but oof" @HaileyAdamsXXX We gotta try this sometime!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX huff plz 🥵 "@EvoChanger @lavndrapplewolf I've just always been good at going ""I know that voice!"" even when I was a kid lol" "@PhilosophyTube That's the arsonist's sister, weren't they paying attention?" @EvoChanger I mean it sounds just like him? @retronouns OOF that's a long time to deny liking girls @retronouns As soon as everyone's vaccinated I wanna hang out with you sometime! I know so many Colorado queers and I've met up with like none of them. You're cool! "@hmsnofun @RavinDevchelle At the very least it's played for laughs. Nomi doesn't even accept it. Just a ""wtf"" and moves on" "@hmsnofun @RavinDevchelle I suppose not having any scene at all with her would have been smarter. I am endlessly forgiving of this show, I just love it too much. That's a me problem." @jenzieDK I'm really annoyed that people are talking about a band I've never listened to and don't like @Demodeview Yay! 🥰 @miss_nikola Awwww that's wonderful! @GwenStarlight huff 🥵 @MisfitFox It's a Netflix exclusive @biologicalriley I've never listened to Korn @cateatsu 😘😘😘 @shiversystem plz 🥺 It's a day ending in Y so you know what that means Hey let's fuck @StargirlSednira You are so unbelievably hot Sidney omg omg 😍😍😍 @NikkiOphan Imo it's also way hotter if I can call it gay @CaseyExplosion It's true! I feel lucky to be your friend 💕 @RajelAran @upandoutcomic I too sometimes get a bit high after taking prog or having an e injection lol @miss_nikola You're a b1mbo icon! "@EgoRecreational @upandoutcomic It's because you replied to my retweet. You can untag people before clicking reply by clicking on the @'s in the ""replying to"" section right above where you type the tweet" @PrissyOrcGF You're the best Morgie omg 💕💕💕 @SirJellyRaptor Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 I still have my Pokémon Snap sticker sheet. Never used @BVDGRRL Hey nice sheath~ 😘 @PrissyOrcGF YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH @Katabassist I clicked it for a closer look earlier and I couldn't stop smiling. You're so beautiful 💕💕💕 @TaliC_B20 It's so good!!! @TaliC_B20 Right???? @VoicesOfViolet I cried a bunch too 😭😭😭 @VoicesOfViolet Yup lol "@machtackle Oof, you might be right" @NewGenderWhoDis I support the idea! "@machtackle I have a dream of having a big display where all my robots are fighting, and these blast effects help with that, so I'm a fan personally lol" "I didn't want to assume until I watched the behind the scenes footage during the end credits and at that location, during that shoot, her iconic hair looked exactly like that, so," I do love that you can see Lana Wachowski dancing with her wife(?) in the background during the dance at Nomi & Amanita's wedding. Hard to hide that hair lol 💕 @NotYakra Yeah it's awkward as hell because then he dates Capheus' mother and the story no longer treats him as an antagonist after Capheus saves him from Superpower. It's complicated. "And with one more incredible orgy scene, the show is over once again. If you haven't watched #Sense8 before, you should. If you have watched it before, you should watch it again. 💕💕💕 #KatWatchesSense8Again" "@RavinDevchelle It's a bit silly and not at all realistic, but the goal of this episode was that everyone gets a happy ending. In that regard I understand the choice to have Janet accept Nomi, even if briefly. This is likely the last chance they're gonna have to wrap it all up." "@NotYakra He had an arc. Maybe a less fleshed out one than originally intended, but it's... complicated, lol" Best. Show. Ever. #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/JCxNP2V4tO @Bryy_Miller @sleepy___head @VoicesOfViolet I would love to watch it one day And thankfully all of Capheus' friends and family get to be at the wedding. #KatWatchesSense8Again "And we get almost a *full half hour* to enjoy Nomi and Amanita's wedding. This is it, this is the perfect show. #KatWatchesSense8Again" "Chekhov's rocket launcher being used to fucking blow Whispers and Lila into oblivion makes me wanna CUM. SO cathartic, god DAMN, unf #KatWatchesSense8Again" @Bryy_Miller @sleepy___head @VoicesOfViolet There is a script for season 3 if that's what you mean? "You know, I have so much to say about every character in this show. And then there's Puck. Yep. lol #KatWatchesSense8Again" Fuck. Yes. #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/r1xaaKuph1 "The most glaring absence is Zakia. Capheus is the only one of the cluster who can't have his significant other with him at that wonderful dinner scene. Even Sun gets reunited with Mun. I can't think of a way they could have had Zakia join them, but gosh it sucks." "But like, if you're enjoying yourself while watching it, and you happen to know they only had two and a half hours to give a satisfying ending, I think it works. Sense8 deserved more, though. #KatWatchesSense8Again" "I do think because of the individual character plot points that had to be put on hold (though it bears repeating they did their best to tie up as much as possible), I think this finale arguably only works if you know the context of its creation, which is a bit of a shame" @VoicesOfViolet IT'S SO GAY "The part where Nomi breaks a cop's neck with her THIGHS in front of Amanita and Neets is all ""I have been WAITING to see that!"" gives me fucking LIFE lol #KatWatchesSense8Again" "And at first it might seem like all these characters are far too trusting in such a ridiculous concept. But honestly? To too many unqueers out there? Queer acceptance to them feels just as silly. It's sad, but it's true. That's one of the reasons true allyship is so treasured." "It's not a narrative about how Sensorums are superior to Sapiens. Sure, sometimes a Sensate might joke about that, just like a queer person might make a similar joke about an unqueer, but the truth is every cluster is strengthened by their allies. #KatWatchesSense8Again" "Mr. Hoy living with the widow of one of the members of his cluster is another example. We can't survive without allies, and their presence is so incredibly important. #KatWatchesSense8Again" "Another great running theme with this show in the context of a queer allegory is the idea that allies are so incredibly important. Amanita, Bug, Hernando, Dani, Rajan. None of them are Sensates but they are JUST as important, and needed, and LOVED #KatWatchesSense8Again" "They even find time for more Sun/Mun romance. They still have these beats where the story can breathe. And every pairing in this show has chemistry imo so these romantic beats are really sweet, even if they were shortened from the original plan #KatWatchesSense8Again" "And by refined I mean like, economic storytelling? Honed? Like they only had the length of a feature film to finish it so the script had to be tight as hell. And I think it was pulled off really well, considering. #KatWatchesSense8Again" @HaileyAdamsXXX plz 🥺🥺🥺 "It's a BIT of a shame that Hernando and Dani were told that Lito is a Sensate off-screen in the time between episodes, but honestly? They had to know, this is better, I appreciate the refined storytelling here. #KatWatchesSense8Again" "So yeah after a pallet cleanser of Philosophy Tube, I'm ready to finish my rewatch! I am both excited and sad to see it end 🥰😭 #KatWatchesSense8Again" @Azure_Husky It's true :/ "@Azure_Husky We're definitely making it work and trying to share it with as many people as possible, but it took so much hard work and sleepless nights, and at this point after the threats and attacks, I honestly wouldn't blame any trans person for not wanting to join us. Which is just... ugh" @EtchJetty You'll get there! 💕💕💕 "@Azure_Husky It's so silly how much work hair does in being gendered a certain way. It's uh, one of the reasons I'll never wear it short again, even if I'm past the point where that matters as much >.>" "I often joke that my bangin' tits is what helps me get gendered correctly, but honestly it's a whole host of small things that I don't even think about doing anymore. The fact that it's second nature and almost boring is really nice" "And the part where she talks about a trans woman friend of hers asking if she ever sees them as a man, and she can't, also really resonates with me. I dunno what to tell you cis people, but it's actually not that hard to get to this point. It's way nicer too." "The part in the new Philosophy Tube video where Abigail talks about that moment during transition when the switch is flipped and people no longer saw her as a man dressed as a woman, but just a woman, is really fascinating and like, I remember that switch being flipped for me" "That does make sense. ""You want a war?"" is a MUCH better soft ending to s2 than the previous episode. I still think it's weird as hell that s2e11 is frontloaded with so much recapping. Like, any at all feels out of place, but okay #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/JQVjNBRoMt" One more episode to go! I see that it's two and a half hours so maybe THIS was the finale we got like a year after the initial end to season 2? Either way I am PUMPED. Might take a break before I continue tho #KatWatchesSense8Again """You want a war? We'll give you a war."" BEST SHOW EVER, 10/10 #KatWatchesSense8Again" "Also! I love that Amanita is here helping with the plan! Like, of COURSE she is but it just feels so good seeing her actively be the secret 9th cluster member. In a way she's everyone's fiancée This finale has so many highs, I love it #KatWatchesSense8Again" The idea that Whispers would mistake Will actually being there while on blockers for Will visiting is not TECHNICALLY against established canon but it kinda feels cheap. It's a cheap I am enjoying because FUCK Whispers but kiiiiinda cheap lol #KatWatchesSense8Again Seeing Whispers get the shit kicked out of him will always feel therapeutic #KatWatchesSense8Again "The establishing shot for the London airport was just a sign that said London airport with a plane flying overhead. I'm in awe of the efficiency ONE LAST HURRAH, LET'S WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER #KatWatchesSense8Again" "There's so much plot to get to and while I know some people feel it was rushed, I think pacing is a delicate art that was pulled off perfectly here. Sun? Got a fake passport from Nomi. Capheus? He's leaving on a plane too, fuck it. We got places to be and 2 hours to do it lol" "I know at least part of the reason they want to have like the entire cluster meet up in person is because it probably cut down on production costs A TON for one last hurrah, but it's still really cool and badass that they're doing this. This is the endgame! #KatWatchesSense8Again" The queerness in this show runs DEEP #KatWatchesSense8Again "I love how Angelica is referred to as the each member of the cluster's mother. Not like ""Sensate mother"" or anything. Just mother. It's a lot like how so many people in the queer community end up with found moms and dads, often because they helped them come out (awakened them)" @DesDReac Awwww heck Side note but Rajan is such a cool fucking name lol #KatWatchesSense8Again "It's not a BAD weird per se, I just get the impression that had the show been able to have 3 seasons, much of the third season would've involved a LOT more Rajan, which I would've appreciated #KatWatchesSense8Again" "I don't dislike Rajan but he feels like such a weak character. I feel like from episode 2 of season 1 Kala was nearly ready to cut him lose, and it's just been that for most of the series. I know how their relationship ends tho, so it's even weirder #KatWatchesSense8Again" "Btw out of curiosity, if that trope does have a name and someone knows it, I'd love to know #KatWatchesSense8Again" "I WILL NEVER BE TIRED OF THE ""EACH GF PLANNED TO PROPOSE TO THE OTHER"" TROPE IT'S ALWAYS SO PURE AND I'M CRYING #KatWatchesSense8Again" Okay yeah this episode has Amanita and Nomi proposing to each other. This was definitely part of the finale. It's odd though because even Nomi gives a recap of events. This made sense when it premiered like a year after the bulk of s2 but it feels a bit more out of place now "I seem to recall the finale being longer than an hour, but I can't remember if s2e11 (You Want a War?) was part of it or not? On the one hand I can't imagine the seeming initial finale being e10, but on the other they're showing enough flashbacks during Sun's revenge that maybe?" @TF_Fan_1986 My only regret is I can't display Megaempress and Megatronia at the same time! @VoicesOfViolet You're so welcome! I want to share it with all my trans friends and family 🥰💕💕💕 @VoicesOfViolet I mean I've watched it once already but I am being reminded of stuff I forgot for sure. I'm so glad you finally joined the cluster! 💕💕💕 "I just realized that with a total of 24 episodes, that's three acts of 8 episodes each. Episode length varies a bit (s1e1 is twice as long, for instance), so I don't know if it maps perfectly to acts, but I love that it's divisible by 8 regardless #KatWatchesSense8Again" Just two more episodes in my rewatch left to go 😭😭😭 #KatWatchesSense8Again @avyjae Same lol @avyjae YES @xychelsea Looking hot! 💕 @coffeeeplus Yeah I debated not tweeting it because even as a joke it's honestly a downer lol "My interest in GI Joe begins and ends with Baroness, so it's nice we're getting a shot at one isn't packed in with a motorcycle and sold for 3 minutes at 11 Target locations. Though I would've preferred a more classic look, I do want to add this one to my collection https://t.co/bbMAv7Cab1" @Orionpax4221 Same! Ark preorders are in stock again on the US site. I assume this is the one for standard (non-premium) orders (they changed the link to him and everything)? Get it while it's hot! https://t.co/R4hEeOHFUu @KindlyWizard IT'S TRUE the true meaning of sense8 😔 https://t.co/WDWwqJEwVZ "The Last Autobot would've been such a cooler name than simply Ark. Sure he turns INTO the Ark, but that's the name of the ship!" "I really wish the bone-colored ones and the neon ones were along faction lines tbh, but it's looking like eventually there will be a combined big boy for both teams" "Okay, so assuming both Maximals and Predicons each want their own combined Fossilizer, here's where we're at for completed teams with an official combined mode: Preds: Paleotrex Ractonite [missing pterosaur] Skelivore (extra t-rex) Maximals: Transmutate Tricranius Wingfinger" "@tainkirrahe Yeah the clear plastic on the legs and the legs being too fiddly for me keep me from loving the WfC Datsun mold. I love the idea of the Datsun characters, but the execution usually ends up with weird legs." @joelax9 I'm confused as to why he's not on Hasbro Pulse yet. I got the other two preordered through there and I wanted to make it an even 3 for simplicity "Basically my entire toy budget for the rest of the year is robots, thanks Hasbro x.x" "@joelax9 Oh okay that helps too, thank you" "@joelax9 Do each of those phases have their own stock, or can premium orders eat into the stock of standard? If it's each their own stock, then yeah I have another shot, thank you for telling me when it happens! I wasn't sure >.>" @joelax9 Oh cool I didn't even notice they were Maximals lol "Crossing my fingers I catch BBTS or TFSource's preorders >.> It's an Ark, Teletraan I, AND the two golden discs, I love accessories like that so much" That's possible too! Personally I'd prefer a WfC base than a TR base tho https://t.co/qVPZloOfRo "Omg @SteampunkPenny, look who showed off the self--transforming Optimus!" "So, I'm calling it now: If new heads are on the table for Shattered Glass, SG Megatron will definitely be a Kingdom Galvatron retool" "So basically assuming Wingfinger gets a neon color, there will be a full set of G2 Fossilizers by the time they're done, nice" @GenderBanana right???? "@OneLameShark Huh, it looks okay but I might want to beef him up with more bone bots when I make mine" "@OneLameShark I didn't watch the stream lol, but official combined mode? I LOVE the sound of that!" @OneLameShark YES OMG I'm kinda army building the Fossilizers at this point lol "@KHLazarus Right now premium members can preorder it. I don't know when it goes live for non-premium members, but maybe later today? Tomorrow? https://t.co/2vm3UEkclb" Wingfinger is a work of art https://t.co/5576XVrlqf @nindrene @TheAlanJohnson I'll never be able to afford it lol @tainkirrahe I mean the US side usually says 1 or 2 per as well. Guess there's just that many premium members here "@MajestikDewback You weren't being that anyone, it's okay 💕💕💕" Two of my favorite things: Dinosaur bones and extra accessories. Love this set! https://t.co/ibAWVPRhbu @MajestikDewback What person? o.o "Has anyone sorted out yet whether or not they hold like, separate stock for premium early preorders and they'll have more after the premium period ends, or is it like premium members could in theory order the entire stock?" "There were so many goddamn robots to preorder, Ark was sold out by the time I got to him 🙃🙃🙃" @LambChopInPamps Cool! @MajestikDewback Fair point lol "@MajestikDewback The problem with that theory is then it would only work in zones where life is most likely, and given they had a rule about never using one on a star that supports life, that seems like a REALLY narrow use-case, especially in a universe with a lot of alien life" @MindEmilys @TenaciousRanch Oh is that a universal problem? I really wish my Overwatch PotGs didn't look like such shit lol @TenaciousRanch We gotta find a more reliable internet connection for uploads like these. Like a build a tower or something. That video was so crisp on your phone! @realHenno People definitely used to think that only a few decades ago. There were lawsuits and everything "@LilahSturges Oof, I wish you luck! 😬" @HaileyAdamsXXX @rozietoez Exactly lol "@HaileyAdamsXXX @rozietoez ""In the real world"" is such a good way to phrase it lol Most cis women get that it makes sense we'd have these symptoms. Most cis women don't have an obsessive anti-trans agenda" @NoraQRosa That sounds fun! @HaileyAdamsXXX Side note I wanna suck your cock 🥺 @NoraQRosa @HaileyAdamsXXX It's why there's often a fantasy element of pretend non-consent. It's a classic kink power exchange that let's the listener experiment without needing to admit it's what they want. It's really therapeutic! "@rozietoez The utter proud ignorance being displayed by this chud, lol" @theymerSophie @LilNasX I want you to know this tweet is how I found out about this "Prince Philip is dead, where's my dancing crab video" @HalleyHanna That's true hehe @ann_arcana It didn't exist yet! "@notwaving This is not a situation I need a solution to, please" @notwaving Not to be rude but the idea of anyone tracking my calories sounds traumatic to me @ann_arcana Yeah I remembered to mention that lol https://t.co/WWq7Ogfosr "There's also plenty of male TERFs who find periods gross regardless, love to utilize the loophole of being ""allowed"" to be misogynistic towards trans women, and just completely let loose. Need I remind you there are still cis men who think cis women's period symptoms are made up" "@nobodyinpartic3 No, they dogpile me every time I tweet about my period symptoms too. Other friends without checkmarks report the same" "There's enough refusal to learn about this shit that they know/think there's a real chance their cisness doesn't make them special in this case, and that terrifies them. So their response is swarming us with transphobia in hopes we'll shut up" "Most of them don't understand how hormones work, so the most apparent rebuttal to the period cycles of trans women, that few of us cycle our hormones, doesn't occur to them" "It's pretty obvious that even the idea of us imagining our period symptoms hits a nerve with them. They just completely lose it every time. Which honestly makes me think they know we're not imagining it, but they refuse to lose ground in their imagined scientific backing" "As always, don't read the comments" "Even if we were all just imagining things and us trans women didn't actually get periods, the utter obsessive viciousness TERFs predictably swarm us with every time we talk about it is entirely unnecessary at best, and monstrously misogynistic at worst" @HaileyAdamsXXX Okay 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Honestly it's kinda low key one of my favorite romantic things to do. I always eat Mistress's tomatoes too 🥰 "@HaileyAdamsXXX I'll eat your pickles and you can eat my olives, sweetheart 💕💕💕" @Transalorian You're funny and cute and I was surprised I wasn't already following 💕 @skunkw0rxx Oof lol @Liophora Oh gosh you're hot 😍😍😍 "@HalleyHanna Noooooo that was the one UW set I convinced myself I don't need, don't tempt me 😭" "@ann_arcana Oof, hopefully joking about the stranded part? 😬" "@ann_arcana Huh, TIL you're not in North America" "@Liophora For what it's worth, you're NEVER annoying 💕💕💕" "Suddenly remembering way back in the day when Sakurai would give updates on Smash Bros Brawl, upcoming updates would be listed in Japan time meaning time zone, which the English-speaking fans immediately parodied into a phrase equivalent to ""hammer time"" or ""it's time for Japan""" @tainkirrahe JAPAN TIME @PizzaFacts2go FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS "@Transalorian Olive oil is fine, though fun fact by every other country's food standards, nearly all the olive oil in America is rancid lol" "@PizzaFacts2go @Liophora Weirdly enough I'm not into feet. I don't find them gross like a lot of people do, they are just completely neutral to me, and my musk fetish doesn't apply to smelly feet at all" "@Transalorian I am a northern European mutt, I can't with these feet vegetables :P" "I'm not actually that picky with food in general which is what makes me think the whole ""oh I love the taste of sweaty feet"" thing is an elaborate ruse" People who say they like olives are all trying to play a prank on me specifically "@LeafTilde I guess I need a refresher on the exact timeline because I recall there was a scene where he was forcing human slaves to build the pyramid around the harvester. And sure, maybe that was millions of years after the harvester was built, but why did he wait?" @vexwerewolf Regardless though I really hope that person stopped fucking telling people to double dose for their first time? That's incredibly fucked up "@vexwerewolf Jeez, I'm glad that was a pleasant experience at least! Even with the tolerance I have now, edibles are often too much for me to have in public due to how paranoid they can make me." "I dunno how y'all folks in other parts of the world deal with the slowdown on here around 4am. My Aussie and UK buddies need to talk more, my timeline is dying" @Teal_Sharky 😍😍😍 @princessofsn0w3 @SteampunkPenny @norintha Mine was chicken lo mein @Teal_Sharky Yeah I really want to try hypnosis live with someone. I do not seem susceptible to recorded hypnosis @permian_philip I was 22 when it came out and I was asking this the minute I left the theater lol I hate that movie so much "@notjez That's fair, but it's still such a weird unnecessary risk to build it on the third planet from the sun imo" "@princessofsn0w3 @SteampunkPenny @norintha No, I don't like Pho lol" @OutcastToad There are likely hundreds if not thousands of female orgasm hypno files "What she says: I'm fine What she means: Why did The Fallen build the sun harvester on Earth, a planet with a sapient species capable of stopping him, and not on Mercury? Do sun harvesters only work in the goldilocks zone? Does Michael Bay think the sun is literally in the sky?" "(To those unaware, it's been many years but as I recall it's a song with horrible lyrics sung forwards, while backwards in the track are lines like ""do your chores"" and ""listen to your parents,"" which is a great response to anyone who believes in the power of backmasking)" Actually more to the point I should ask if anyone's tried listening to MSI's Backmask *backwards* lol "Honestly even just talking about actual sissy hypno audio/video files, this is still just backmask all over again (though admittedly with more intent this time around). Anyone ever listen to MSI's song Backmask? Human brains don't work that way." "So unless they're trying to argue some backmask-esque bullshit, I'd love to know how exactly sissy hypno corrupted me lol" "Transphobes believing that sissy hypno works like it does in fantasies (ie, non-consensually) is so wild to me because like, I tried like one hypno audio file once for female orgasms and it didn't fucking work. The vast majority of my exposure to the concept was in smut fics." @SixoTF The proportions of the legs are off. At most this MIGHT be a scaled down Silverbolt. I'd prefer if he was Voyager sized too but I'm not holding my breath @emuchaton Legendarily so @Gerkuman Wonder Woman's costume is more than a single color with a black stripe "I don't have a hot take on this other than I find it amusing that Holland was my pick for that ""Who would play you in your biopic"" meme, accounting for the fact that they'd insist on casting a cis man, then this news drops lol" "Given McCracken's simplified/stylized designs, I feel as though PPG is one of the few franchises that really needed a ""realistic""/""over-designed"" overhaul on the costumes, especially given that this is supposed to be a somewhat gritty sequel series. They're grown women FFS" being vaccinated DOES NOT mean you can awaken as a Sensate and go on a globetrotting adventure with your cluster to stop Whispers and the Biologic Preservation Organization @AstroStella7 Right???? @abstractslug That must be it lol @Ranting_Trans I fell asleep so easily tonight then like 4 hours later I just... woke up. I'm awake now. For some reason @Ranting_Trans yes plz 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 "So despite coming from Japan, I got a message from the seller saying that for $24 I can get it express delivery which will go from arriving in 20 days to arriving in *5* and that they'd pay for $9 of it so it only cost me $15 so somehow I'm gonna get this girl FAST" @Ranting_Trans I have a sixth preg sense https://t.co/Iib8MFFj1s @retronouns Congrats! I will never not be jealous 😭 But seriously you're brave as hell for pulling that off in 2007 "@retronouns @jesstheunstill It's fucked up how numbers work that way. I'm 34 and I wasted a mere 11 years after turning 18 not transitioning, and suddenly I'll need to wait until I'm 58 until it's half my life 😭😭😭" @CamisGoodBoy @ElyEelee @StrawbraryCami @FreeCalcium1 @NLRG_ Sounds like quitter talk @arthur_affect Yeah totally! It's just interesting the similar ways dissociation can manifest in a mind that doesn't fully understand what's happening "@arthur_affect In my most stoned moments before realizing I was trans I had this wild idea that we're all just people from the future taking virtual reality vacations in the past and I secretly hoped the ""real"" me was a woman. In other words yeah that sounds really trans lol" @AyrenTheWolf I followed you again after being unblocked because I like you quite a bit 💕 @MadameMoonsugar @norintha @SteampunkPenny You're so hecking pretty 🥺 Oh heck I wanna build one! @CamisGoodBoy I don't trust people who aren't honestly "Don't get me wrong, there at down sides, but yeah, this is how I make friends as an adult" That's what Twitter is for @Doc_Wolverine Guess I'm busting out the old reliable emoji: 🥺🥺🥺 @CamisGoodBoy @LucasGold06 @NLRG_ *theme from The Odd Couple begins to play* @CamisGoodBoy @Nonlocal_Lia @LucasGold06 @NLRG_ I came here to make the exact same joke Carry on @RaeGun2k I should be saying the same about you! :P "@RaeGun2k I do not, no" @AnaMardoll That's what I assumed. I had never heard of this and I'm a smooth-roof mouth lol @AnaMardoll Yes but I was asking which direction the sandbank is going "@AnaMardoll I don't know which I am. Like a ridge going long-ways? Like from the back of the throat to the front of the mouth? Because I don't have that, no" Tyrannosaurus "@notwaving I need to start tracking my period for sure. But I refuse to calorie count. I'm either gonna suck at it, or get overly obsessive with it, neither of which I want" "@notwaving They filter it so they can't see notifications from people they don't follow. It's mildly annoying in a very ""It's not my call to make what they do for their own mental health"" kinda way" @SteampunkPenny @MadameMoonsugar @norintha I miss you too!!! @OtherverseG @SteampunkPenny @norintha https://t.co/Z0c3k6stXk @SteampunkPenny @norintha I look surprisingly cute while eating lol "Who she's dating might change, but she's into ladybots, period lol" "I love how despite a universe reboot, one of the constants of the IDW comics Transformers universe is Arcee is gay as hell" @CookieBoy101 This is so perfect I feel like it's exactly the mold they'll use if they decided to give us SG Megs @AyrenTheWolf It's so comfy! "@WargodARTS2 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Our lives are not an agenda, but your horrible opinions on us sure as hell is" "@maegodhavemercy I'm not sure who resurrected this tweet lol, but it's from November" "@VMwareGinger Trade is short for trade paperback, a thing they do for comics where they put like, 5 or 6 issues into a single paperback." "@VMwareGinger I'm not sure what you mean? The first trade paperback released recently, if you like trades https://t.co/e15mk0ZgnP" "(To be fair there is implied intercourse in Beast Wars, but that's the exception lol)" @VMwareGinger Yes you do! In actuality a franchise about alien robots who have gender but not sex (both definitions of the term) is the PERFECT place for LGBT narratives. lol @ the chud in the screenshot https://t.co/dx3TqBTY5v Got some SUPER cute warm weather pajamas today! ✨💕✨ https://t.co/4P4sUvfhg5 "Sometimes friendships are ephemeral things, gone years after they flourished. It happens, it's natural" "I need to be way better about not expending energy in friendships where the other person doesn't care as much. (This isn't about anyone that follows me, don't worry)" @Adoratrix I wonder how common that experience is given that two of the biggest philosophy YouTubers ended up transitioning lol @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍🤟💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @StrawbraryCami @CamisGoodBoy @elsecaller_ @NLRG_ forced boomerfication @QuestForTori world famous hog @edensthings Many people are saying this! "I JUST think @/theymerSophie and @/PhilosophyTube should follow me so they could see my replies on their tweets. I also occasionally make good tweets, so," @theymerSophie This is so cool!!! And it's kinda crazy to think that for a while it was just assumed to a fertility idol. Like the male gaze was assumed as a given for no reason @NLRG_ I'm picturing her literally passing out immediately after saying that lol no joke I'm almost worried for my heart when that happens "suing twitter for damages resulting from mini panic attacks whenever ""follows you"" takes half a second to load on a mutuals' account" @KaizokuRogue It's hard to just get one lol. I'm definitely aiming for the whole set @edensthings Yes 😍 @SportIsARight We don't even have delivery in Colorado and frankly it's bullshit lol "@hmsnofun I totally get it, though" @HaileyAdamsXXX Had I known I would've taken a picture of it! Guess I'll just have to take you to China Garden sometime when you're living here 😘💕 "Mistress, Jen, and I, respectively These are weirdly accurate! https://t.co/UTCiH9v6KB" @hmsnofun As an '87 baby I just crumbled to dust There's a Chinese food place in the town closest to ours called China Garden and the food there is sooooo good omg. Lunch today was so delicious @ChromeTyranno For a time you considered sparing your wallet? "@silkygamer That's fair, my bad" "@silkygamer For the most part in my experience, yeah Though there are those that are braver than that, which is why arming trans people isn't just for show, unfortunately" @UVexus @ArtistFailure My family was almost killed. Sit down. https://t.co/RwbriIyWKK THIS https://t.co/5lJdcwvSCT @EricMcgrath19 Exactly! "@EllaBananas5471 @Trillian42069 You both agree, so please drop it or untag me" "I liken it to nuclear arms. I really wish they didn't exist, but they do. That's not to say I approve of America's stockpile, just that I acknowledge the answer isn't easy. https://t.co/59YH3hKyO8" "It's worth noting that while all marginalized gun owners should be worried about gun laws, the truth is BIPOC would be most affected in the worst way. Gun laws aren't enforced fairly and are inherently racist." "The difference between armed cishet right-wing men and armed marginalized leftists is the threat we face is actually real, and we rarely if ever go looking for trouble. We are armed for actual self-defense." "The local fash came onto our property while armed. We were better armed, so they ran. They have yet to try that shit again. I want Liberals to explain to me how we would have survived that without being armed." "This. We've yet to need to shoot anyone at the ranch, but I can promise you your average NRA fashy loser is counting on ""liberals"" like us not being armed. Most of them don't even know what to do with that and give up. Being armed as a marginalized identity WORKS" @IwriteOK ...I hate that I agree with this @EveMcCabe It's like Goku! @OneLameShark I feel as though I should let @excogs know about this This I'd be okay with. Best of both worlds! https://t.co/hb1hJ4TLHS "That's pretty much it, hence my complaints lol He could just as easily be Fly-Man or Lizard-Man https://t.co/YneQLL2VTL" @HaileyAdamsXXX Love those scenes lol PERFECT https://t.co/tAAn7ew3La "That's another thing too. Regardless of orifice, if it were realistic it would come out way too slowly lol We're not in the realm of realism no matter what https://t.co/Pe8kybaLX9" "All you gotta do to explain the wrists thing is have some throwaway line about how he's a more advanced spider, evolution blah blah blah" @Liophora https://t.co/xWZ63fFJhY """Uhhh wouldn't it come out his butt?"" No, for the same reason that ""spider sense"" isn't a thing but it makes for a better story and is based loosely on how quickly flies react" "I'm speaking ENTIRELY from a character design standpoint. Not internal lore, nor actual science. If you're designing a character named Spider-Man who got spider powers from a spider, he should make his own webs. It's shocking this wasn't done imo" Organic web shooters make more sense You heard me @AnaMardoll Omg that sounds like torture @edensthings 👀👀👀 "@hmsnofun A lot of what she does and her reactions are like, ""Well, Lito and Hernando are consenting..."" But I love how completely unconventional the entire relationship is" "@hmsnofun Also Lito, Hernando, and Dani! It's a slightly less traditional triad polycule (if tradition is even a thing in this case), but I think it definitely counts" @hmsnofun One of the many reasons Sense8 is the fucking best @hmsnofun It's so frustrating to watch that stuff lol I love that we now have 4 Decepticon and 4 Autobot Titans. Perfectly balanced "Trypticon by far. I love me some robot dinosaurs, but his engineering is top notch too" @ChromeTyranno No sleeping in this hobby it seems "Sometimes I don't need to have a take on discourse. I don't have to expend that energy. Deep breath, exhale the bad vibes, move on" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Makes sense! @hmsnofun Happy birthday Sarah! Hope it's a good one 💕 @StopTweetingMia @bestsapphics it's clearly Gwennyson "@EgoRecreational Yeah the creepy part was that an elephant that small acts more like a scared cat. In other words, genetics doesn't let you change something so significant without consequences. It's really powerful foreshadowing." "@potaterator I forgot about Tesla somehow lol But yeah, same thing there" @potaterator He didn't invent PayPal and SpaceX was my main point @tainkirrahe wtf "Anyway, I am for a Jurassic Park if the project is nationalized lol" "John Hammond of the movies ran a flea circus John Hammond of the books was insistent that genetics was like LEGOs and could do whatever he demanded without consequences Elon Musk's parents owned an emerald mine, and then he bought a couple companies" "I've come to understand that the actual message of Jurassic Park isn't that scientists shouldn't play god, but that we don't live in a meritocracy, and therefore the obscenely wealthy are the last people qualified to play god." @miss_nikola @sextapecreator HOT @SweetBeansComix Seriously fuck the people who did that "@NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy She didn't like my tweet talking about your multiple corpses so I did some reasonable assuming lol Though that helps to know, thank you 💕💕💕" @HuskyAldoRaine @TenaciousRanch These are pictures from our previous location which was a very old horse ranch "If the ranch didn't own an elliptical I'd have trouble too honestly. I hear they're way more affordable used, but I can't remember what ours cost https://t.co/qpM8M5jXf9" "I'm pretty sure that's what's going on honestly I love having a woman's body, even though sometimes it's frustrating lol https://t.co/WBuHUbXytH" "[cw weight loss] I thought I had a handle on this whole ""weight loss with a feminine endocrine system"" thing until out of nowhere I shot up 5 pounds overnight wtf And I know weight can easily fluctuate by that amount, but I was used to it fluctuating in the other direction lol" @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ sorry @Demodeview @SixArmedSweater It can't really mess you up. At worst it might just make the changes happen slower. Certain things like breast development cannot be undone though. Also you know you don't need to take HRT if you don't want to @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy I'm mainly impressed by the location and the multiple times I saw you both in the same room :V I know a magician never reveals their secret though "@arthur_affect The only way in which woke bandwagon jumping could be bad is if the kind of ""ally"" a person is after jumping on is a shitty one. But these complaints about bandwagons NEVER seem to care what kind of allies people are being. So who cares why/how they got here?" @cassie_complex THAT IS SO COOL OMG @Elli_Trans I've had my DMs closed to anyone I'm not following since before I even had 100 followers and I highly recommend it @BVDGRRL LOVE THIS @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ Honestly the most impressive part was the fake wedding :V "@vexwerewolf I assume Baroness is a real title, but it sounds like something only cartoon villains can be called" @AnnoyedOBrien Gorn porn @estwenty Cool! @Demodeview @SixArmedSweater It's impossible. We would know. @Demodeview @SixArmedSweater Ryan there's literally no way to fail @LinaInverseGame You should! There's 7 in total between the two waves https://t.co/JrLdpCpY1n @Vangelus I'm still so salty about that lol Like they telegraphed it with Grapple but it's still bullshit! OMG IMAGINE IF WE GET INFERNO AND THEN A GEN SELECTS ANTAGONY 😍😍😍 Literally my biggest grail but I will absolutely settle for one that isn't $500 https://t.co/Js1DBneaFO @machtackle I hope you're right! If Inferno is seriously the only snubbed season one character I WILL BUUUUUURN ALL THIS DOWN https://t.co/WYr5wZnJaq @machtackle Oh cool! Makes the no sign of Tarantulas thing even weirder to me though Anyway as a bad guys fangirl I feel cheated "We already got G1 Inferno, but we also already got G1 Scorponok, so," "Assuming rumored figures are true, the only season one Beast Wars characters we're not getting in Kingdom are Waspinator, Tarantulas, and Inferno I hope we can get them in the line after Kingdom if nothing else" @QueenStodge RIGHT???? @SixoTF Okay but I still want an Ultimates version of Mainframe @MarcyKingUltra Oh yeah Headmasters are definitely a thing with Transformers "@LinaInverseGame They are slight repaints of the Legends/Takara versions of the Titans Return figures, which mainly means anime-inspired heads and really good paint apps They are Walmart exclusives in the US and Canada" And this version has some stellar paint apps! They even painted Duros' eyes! https://t.co/FwSGUbcQDl Man I missed owning this guy. Like so much of Titans Return he's a *delight* to transform https://t.co/8HiinBBQtW @SteampunkPenny Down day is a very good idea 💕💕💕 @apunkdog same tho "@TF_Fan_1986 Okay I still need to read the comics, but if Rung is Primus, wouldn't think be his son? lol" @SixArmedSweater @Demodeview Seconding this What do you mean... eyebrows... https://t.co/odRWY6nIWe "@StargirlSednira Goddess, mood" @thatqueernerd THE ROBBITS THE ROBBITS THE ROBBITS THE ROBBITS @NikatinePrime heck tho 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @NikatinePrime Oh heck yeah I didn't know you had an OF! Though I will say I prefer the TR heads when they have Optimus-style face masks (Hardhead and Brainstorm off the top of my head). I'm resisting every urge to plan to buy the TR versions too and do some easy customs 👀 "@tainkirrahe Literally all day I've been thinking ""Y'know if they wanted to just end it after Kingdom, I have a LOT of catching up to do already...""" "@OzmaRacc @OhHeckKitty Yeah we think it was one of the many meds we tried to help me with my OCD/Tourettes, which is in the same spectrum as ADD" @ChromeTyranno Oh heck he's gonna be Voyager sized? "@OhHeckKitty @OzmaRacc I have a distinct memory of painfully bumping into my breast buds when I was like, 13" "@OhHeckKitty @OzmaRacc In retrospect I feel very lucky Hell even at the time I was like ""fuck yeah""" @QuestForTori As soon as I get a headset >.> @Azure_Husky I ENDORSE THIS @NLRG_ Yes you are @Azure_Husky PUBBY TIME!!!! @QuestForTori I I need to play this o.o "@OzmaRacc My mom had 3 brothers and so did my dad, so I don't have much to go on, but judging from my mom I was destined for big naturals and I definitely got them lol As I recall you and I both got the gynecomastia head start too" @Azure_Husky I love that life finally makes sense 🥰 @Azure_Husky Giving fate the finger gives me LIFE @OzmaRacc Oh they might keep going lol Plus it's possible the rubbery plastic on this re-release might not crumble as bad in the years to come I can dream "@HenryWHall I mean at the very least, last I checked earlier today there was over 300 listings for ""Retro Headmasters"" on eBay and the prices... could be a lot worse lol" @HenryWHall Yeah the availability is really random. That's why I pulled the trigger on literally all the ones they had lol And honestly I kept TR Skullcruncher but the paint apps are so much better on this one! More alligators are always a good idea This line existing after I had been meaning to reacquire most of my Titans Return figures feels like Hasbro has been listening to my extremely silly requests I have acquired robbits https://t.co/6PRSP8QIIL @BVDGRRL @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh sweetheart I wanna buy you so much ice cream :/ @LambChopInPamps @DeathPoss THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME @StrawbraryCami Gosh 😍😍😍 @retronouns FUZZY BABY On the one hand: All of these reveals will be on Twitter almost at the same time On the other hand: They sent me a panicked email saying I should hurry and reserve my spot and it was free and I don't do well under pressure Yeah sure I signed up for the thing I guess https://t.co/lHhVCRJ1kT @HalleyHanna lol the last Tidal Wave we got couldn't combine either https://t.co/qEIZEZbGI7 @retronouns SAME @ZJemptv Fuck yeah! Congrats! @PhilosophyTube That's what I keep saying about UK accents!!! @Grandmas_Balls Yeah but then my tweet isn't as funny @StargirlSednira Awwww thank you cutie~ 💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM I bet he's like a Weaponizer/whatever they call those little building guys Car selfie because why not? ✨💕✨ https://t.co/2zmbtYNIau @Orionpax4221 Oh definitely @bunnarchist YES @witsuaru Hopefully! THIS IS SUCH A COOL IDEA OMG @BrattyBekka I have a few but I don't blame you at all for waiting this long. The Ark is a must-have tho! @witsuaru HUGE SAME but I was tired of waiting lol Like... I almost wanna buy two... I'm always gonna need an Ark in my displays 👀👀👀 I'm in love 😍😍😍 "Of course some of my stimmy is going to robots, but there's one set of robots in particular that's been a grail of mine for half a decade She should be here in a few weeks 👀👀👀 https://t.co/e6OBxiyrbn" @The_Ada_Rhodes It's true! You are! 😍 lol semse8 What's going on???? I think my roommate might be watching Semse8 because I've heard the chorus of What's Up? faintly fade in and out like three times now Either that or I'm a Sensate @ExistentialEnso Same lol "@StrawbraryCami I mean, still, thank you 😳" "@sasugakirin I heard she has like, 40 goddamn dicks" Lady Dimitrescu confirmed for massive hog @SportIsARight Absolutely! 😍💕 @SportIsARight 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @StrawbraryCami hgffghggf thank you 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @Kitty_Kimz I wanna taste 🥺 that's just my answer to everything now it works on so many levels big naturals @NikkiOphan @nyaakat Top you say 👀👀👀 @nlrghorny This is ADORABLE Posting this picture at this point will get you this reaction https://t.co/YkQ8M2wutA "@QueenStodge Hasbro Pulse usually let's you buy two, but that's the maximum" @QueenStodge Same "I guess I understand why I need to teach my new phone the word ""fuck,"" but I also need to teach it ""gay,"" ""lesbian,"" and ""nipples"" Christian mom phone" "@tainkirrahe Mood. My hair is nearing ""covering nipples"" length which means I need it trimmed soon lol" @NikkiOphan Dicks can be feminine! Those are the best kind imo "@QueenStodge My pre-order hasn't come in yet, to be fair. Still glad I'm not getting 3 now tho" @nlrghorny Hot @QueenStodge I'm so glad I reduced my pre-order at the last minute lol @Azure_Husky I feel this so much. We're so vicious towards each other @ThousandsOfBees 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM They kinda all have that face lol "@Demodeview I'm a bi lesbian, babe 💕" "@Demodeview I hope it goes without saying that I'd never be mad at you for not being trans correctly, since there isn't an incorrect way to be trans 💕💕💕" @Demodeview What was I doing in this nightmare? @Demodeview Well when we eventually meet in person it'll be anything but a nightmare 💕💕💕 @Monicaaaaaah MONICA YOU'RE SO FUCKING PRETTY 💕💕💕 @ThoughtSlime @CaseyExplosion Pikachu was the base detective that city ever had! I found her here but it's likely not the best price for her https://t.co/ZGpMvOYCN6 "[cw bugs, sorta] *SWEATS NERVOUSLY IN MONSTER FUCKER* https://t.co/wql2nHvXK1" "@ElyEelee Wow, gay~" @Demodeview It was indescribably energizing @NLRG_ @ElyEelee 🥰🥰🥰 @NLRG_ @ElyEelee lol I summoned the spirit of The NLRG earlier today too https://t.co/VCxMph7U9O "@ElyEelee I know a ton of femboys, I think they're just staying far away from this creep lol" @ArtifexH 💕💕💕 "We weren't great for each other and our relationship was already starting to crumble. She needed a man, I needed several gay women. Never would've worked, lol" "I woke up from a dream where I finally pieced together that I was trans. I turned to my ex-fiancee and asked her if she'd still love me if I were a trans woman. As for how it went: Like I said, EX-fiancee 🙃" @AngryNerdBird @Syntaxtakes It helps to know Nomi gets the happiest of endings @machtackle Hell yes I love New Bone @PetsWinter I can only imagine. @PetsWinter I believe it was a cost thing as they filmed on-location for everything. "@PinkPandaKatie He's the producer that hires Lito to be in his first Hollywood production after coming out He talks about shoving an entire Oscar up his ass, I have no idea how I forgot about this lol" @LMegaparsec @Syntaxtakes THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING HOW DID I FORGET ANDY DICK IS IN THIS WTF LOL #KatWatchesSense8Again @Syntaxtakes You definitely should! I'm so happy my livetweeting of my Sense8 rewatch is getting people to watch it for the first time. This show is SO SPECIAL to me and I want to share it with everyone 🥰🥰🥰 #Sense8 @cowboy_witch You definitely should!!! "@VoicesOfViolet YESSSSS another one joins the cluster! Just remember: Everyone gets happy endings, especially Nomi 💕" "I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING 😭😭😭💕💕💕 #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/95B7NeGOlx" I'm at the best sequence in the entire series imo. Here's some screenshots from 3 years ago when I first watched it. Teagan's wedding has some incredible moments #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/NGng5jkSvg @StopTweetingMia Bangs don't look bad on everyone! They just don't look great on Jamie Clayton lol "Also side note but I have Nomi's hair. Like, natural color as well as bleaching it occasionally lol" "I love how for the flashback to Nomi's surgery, to make her look earlier in her transition, they mostly just gave her bangs. Oof, lol #KatWatchesSense8Again" @NiobiumEmpress WOW he sounds like a creep @DarkerPixel 😳😳😳💕💕💕 But you!!! "@Orionpax4221 That'd be awesome, thank you!" @DarkerPixel yes plz 🥺🥺🥺 @Orionpax4221 I'm so upset 😭😭😭 @LilyLavenderTS sup cutie? @sk8_bush It is without exaggeration my favorite show of all time 💕 @ElyEelee Yesssss https://t.co/tufGy1ORyI "@gaysexaccessory @QuinntoBean If you're cool with spoilers, DEFINITELY read up on how stuff goes. It helps A TON and honestly it'll just make you want to watch it more" "@QuinntoBean @gaysexaccessory For me I can get through it knowing how each plot point ends. The first time I watched it it was with Mistress who was able to assure me with her knowledge of the show. But yes, undeniably intense." this is it my most millennial tweet me in response to younger queers trying to separate all the letters into discrete categories https://t.co/L0OjkhOU6Z "@gaysexaccessory @QuinntoBean There are some scary moments that hit harder for trans viewers, but like, everyone gets so many happy moments. It's about queer triumph, not misery porn. You should DEFINITELY watch it!" @QuinntoBean One of the best scenes in the show 💕 @LilyLavenderTS OMG YES "@HaileyAdamsXXX Okay I know what episode you got to. It stays pretty crummy for Lito for a little bit (I don't want to spoil it), but by the end he goes to rescue Dani with Wolfgang's help and it's seriously one of the best scenes in the show. It gets better for all 3 of them. They stay together" @QuinntoBean That's a VERY good scene to watch with your mom @QuinntoBean I've yet to get there on this rewatch but I cannot wait @LilyLavenderTS VERY CUTE PUBBY!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Did you get to the part where Lito rescues Dani? It's one of the best moments in the show "@HaileyAdamsXXX So yeah, maybe spoilers I guess. The photos leak, and there are consequences, but Lito, Hernando, and Dani's relationship gets stronger from it" @QuinntoBean It's a really heavy show for queer people in general but trans people in particular. I totally get it. I hope you have someone you can watch it with soon tho 💕💕💕 "I feel like if that scene was being written by an unqueer, they wouldn't think to have two lesbian characters say how hot photos of two men having sex are. Sexuality is weird and fluid, but the one constant is that queer stuff is just always hot 🤷‍♀️ #KatWatchesSense8Again" "@VArdenShep Because they were a family at that point Also sexuality is complicated and fluid. They enjoyed doing sexual stuff in each other's presence, even if traditional ideas of ""sex"" weren't involving Daniela" *cisheteronormative society can't believe I accidentally a word "Queerness is a lot of things, but one of my favorite parts is that EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS SO HOT and it's WEIRD AS HELL that the rest of cisheteronormative doesn't see it too. #KatWatchesSense8Again" "There's this really cute scene between Nomi & Amanita where they talk about the leaked sex photos of Lito & Hernando and how they both think the pictures are SO HOT. It ends with Amanita saying ""Why can't the world see what we see?"" You can tell this was created by queer people" @tainkirrahe Listen these were necessary purchases! They're really good toys! @TheCrystalStorm Lemme know if you do! I definitely wanna follow that 💕 @DiodeLass Thank you 💕💕💕 @TheCrystalStorm Oh fuck I didn't know you lost that account I'm so sorry! Are you gonna make another one? @GwenStarlight 💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM https://t.co/3qRExUviCK @NoPaintRequired @skiing_penguin I am also here to ask the same question EEEEEE THANK YOU @Yuroshai!!!! 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/gEYnPMFkbo "Being responsible every morning between the elliptical, dilating, shower, etc, means I don't get a morning, really, and that's fine but it makes bargaining with my executive dysfunction a real chore. Today was a good morning at least 💕" @cryptidhowl They get so much hate for no reason. It took me like 15 years to finally see Revolutions and I enjoyed it? I was so confused by the hate lol "No eBay listings yet which isn't that surprising (I thought there was a chance of pre-orders tho) Saved the search. I'm sure one will pop up eventually. It also says on their website to check back for more stock later, though that's probably a canned response so who knows" "Wouldn't be the first time I had to resort to eBay for a Mastermind Creations ladybot, but I'm still annoyed. Have to wait until May when she's out tho https://t.co/QcTFE7rOgD" Mastermind Creations Eris: Kultur is sold out THE DAY BEFORE MY STIMMY WAS SET TO HIT I'm so fucking mad https://t.co/YgM03JzJ7b "@LeftAtLondon Just gotta do it all the night before, it'll be fine" Don't understand how that can be? Sounds like something only a fake fan would say 🤷‍♀️ "Fake fans aren't a thing. Unless you're a cishet man, then there's a high probability that you are in fact a fake fan of whatever it is you're into" @hmsnofun I legit laughed out loud lol "I know quote tweets just make it worse. I'm protective of my family, is all" @ChaosWitchLizzy I mean I think it's fair to say we should avoid fucking war crimes lol Just don't think it's applicable here "Hey y'all, our ranch is democrats now I guess 🤷‍♀️ Also defending yourself against fash is war crimes. Who knew???" "@SteampunkPenny She's 19, there's your problem" "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Okay, them being nearly identical to the Takara versions helps, but then that makes the Walgreens Brainstorm even rarer 👀👀👀" @Shoggoth_Lord @tainkirrahe I don't think it did. Been a while though "@ARCTIC_ST0RM How many of them have different heads? Is it just Brainstorm and Hardhead? I've been meaning to reacquire most of them since selling them and it's hard to know whether to get TR, Legends, or Retro. Though I guess Weirdwolf might be safest to get in Retro" @HaileyAdamsXXX Very much so! @ARCTIC_ST0RM Oh they're doing a second wave? @ARCTIC_ST0RM Is this a new release of Weirdwolf? "@tainkirrahe I dunno if I've seen that version, it's equally possible that's the only version I saw lol" More people should watch Dark City "@theymerSophie Two hours? Omg that's the stuff, I can't wait!" @RaeGun2k It's the best kind of surreal @SnortingEstrace GOALS @nlrghorny Holy Freud @BVDGRRL Hate it when my species fluid gets everywhere tho @BVDGRRL MOOD @tainkirrahe Happy birthday! 💕💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL A glowup for a furry should be a fluffup :3 @VocalCowGaming That's a big reason why I'm livetweeting it! I want to share this show with as many people as possible 💕 @emaraven11 Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "It's still undeniably corny, but it's a flavor of corny I'm willing to follow Lana Wachowski on. It's silly and fun #KatWatchesSense8Again" "It's probably cringe now for most people, but I still think it rocks that Anonymous is a hero in the Sense8 universe. Maybe it's a naive concept but it's interesting to see a creator respond to how their work has affected the world and pop culture like this #KatWatchesSense8Again" big naturals "@Megacherv @MrPhallicFruit I never got an orchi but from what I understand, as long as you make it clear you need all that skin they'll leave it" "@Megacherv @MrPhallicFruit As long as your orchi doesn't remove any scrotal skin, you should be fine." The way they swap each member of the cluster in and out of the scene gets so much more creative and visually interesting in season two. It's already my favorite season so far on rewatch #KatWatchesSense8Again @JessicaCyboid huff true 🥵 @JessicaCyboid Gotta say I'm a fan of even easier access to the slut button :D Also I wanna have a sexnic (sex picnic) 😭 #KatWatchesSense8Again real b1mbo brain hours why did I write new neovagina "They go SO MUCH HARDER with the cluster orgy in season 2, I LOVE it #KatWatchesSense8Again" "@Grey_IsTrue That sounds really isolating. I'm so sorry, Grey :/" "@OhHeckKitty @Yona_Korse I think if audiences buy Planet of the Dinosaurs which is what Dominion promises to be, the next logical step is dinosaur people lol" "@HaileyAdamsXXX At the very least Fallen Kingdom as I recall was critical of like, obscenely wealthy people. BUNCH of bourgeois fucks bidding on the Endoraptor, which is just, cartoonishly evil lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I honestly forgot about that @ReviewsPokemon I didn't know there was a Muk one! I love Muk! Part of the reason I'm still on board for the Jurassic World movies is the idea of combining different dinosaurs together to make more and more terrifying dino-monsters is so specifically my trash that I'm not entirely convinced they aren't making these movies literally for me "I've been a Star Wars fan for 24 years and it took me until now to realize Lobot's name isn't because it's a play on ""bot"" but because it's short for ""lobotomy""" @TankUnderhell Correct @Megacherv Awwww 💕💕💕 "@TankUnderhell Yes, the difference is it's no longer right next to your rectum. The more direct access becomes the vag" @Azure_Husky SAME lol "@LambChopInPamps @Katheryn_Lin It's moved a bit to make space, as far as I know, yes. Body parts are squishy, you know?" General rule of thumb: A new neovagina works like any other vagina 💕 @SportIsARight I didn't realize this was an unknown thing! I would've been saying it more lol "@Nadinosaurusrex I mean it's definitely going to be a Killmonger situation for sure, but I was surprised by that moment" @Nadinosaurusrex In the first episode a character points out that they have a lot of followers because the idea of no borders is really appealing @damnyouwillis Wow this guy must hate like 90% of the original Beast Wars toys @repriv_ The contrast is nice @repriv_ Red @HaileyAdamsXXX Can't wait 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I miss it "@OzmaRacc I've always thought of them as a savory thing and I rarely mix sweet and savory, but I bet it tastes good" @CelticAnarchy She's in a background shot of Rogue One. She's a cyborg slave. Worse off than Lobot. @repriv_ Both true facts 💕 @Repealist_ Omg I am so done with snow rn lol @ViTheDeer I mean I haven't yet read the book but thank you @gargoame @RoseOfWindsong Yes I saw :P "I've only seen the first episode so far, but you'd have to be an extraordinarily fake fan not to see the fact that the shield will be taken from him by Falcon by the end. Like come the fuck on, it's the most telegraphed shit ever" Thoughts of pregnancy and birth are really weird when you're a trans woman. Your body wants a thing it can never have. Maybe there'll be a next life I'll get the chance. "Honestly there's 8 scenes of it, each one of them pretty graphic, then they top it off with a 9th, and each time I was like ""Oof ouch... but I'd still do it,"" followed by me remembering I'll never get the chance. It's bittersweet." "@NoContextTFs Whirl, always keeping in mind the important things" @ARCTIC_ST0RM So is he gonna have an Autobot symbol or a Maximal one? 🤔 @HouseholdWheel Hasbro revealed it? @miss_nikola That's wonderful! Drink in that euphoria! @miss_nikola Omg we gotta film something together! "I may be gay but, I am not going for the moon" "Oh no I've doomed myself, the first episode of season two is two hours oops >.> Miiiight pick it up again tomorrow #KatWatchesSense8Again" """Faces change, you know? But not the heart"" I forgot how adorably they lampshaded Capheus' recasting lol. And he's back-lit until the reveal! Perfect #KatWatchesSense8Again" Season one compete! I should really get to sleep but it's looking like I won't be able to resist starting season two right now >.> #KatWatchesSense8Again "@SummerOfArtemis Same, every time 😭😭😭" @estwenty True facts! @estwenty You're finally free Graphic birth scenes hit different when you have a vag 😬 #KatWatchesSense8Again "@Kerolyn_R_ It didn't bother me, though I'm not saying it was cool what she did" "CAN'T FORGET THE NOMI/NEETS SEX SCENE DURING FIREWORKS, THAT'S ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO LOVE THIS EPISODE 😍😍😍 #KatWatchesSense8Again" "I think my favorite episode so far might be season 1, episode 10, ""What Is Human?"" Lito rescues Dani, Wolfgang shoots a fucking bazooka at his cousin, so many incredible moments #KatWatchesSense8Again" @urthwyte Thank you! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva Good 😍😍😍 @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva I'm hopelessly in love with that smile and the person it's attached to 😍 It looks like the vertical part of the symbol follows that neck muscle perfectly. Might be how the makeup people centered it "Oooh here's another good shot of it! Now when I'm at the tattoo place I can just search on Twitter ""Sense8 tattoo from:TransSalamander"" It's weirdly quicker than searching through the pictures in my phone lol #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/xegoIxi9v9" "Basically, lol I'd actually love to know if there was any character motivation beyond ""she's a hacker"" behind that tattoo https://t.co/jYpiMqZxH9" @DPArgyle Same! @TheMonsterSash At least you're watching it now! I watched that chase earlier this evening and hard agree 😬😬😬 "It's funny, I had two whole years to get that tattoo before the pandemic hit. But I guess that means I'll know not to wait this time" @TheMonsterSash SO GOOD It's my favorite live action show ever. (Steven Universe being my favorite animated show) "This is a shot of it less distorted by her neck movement, even if it is a little small. If I put it in this thread I can find it easier later lol #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/OYsTBvqLgz" "My rewatch of #Sense8 continues! I still plan on getting this tattoo. As soon as I'm vaccinated. When art touches me this deeply I kinda have to, you know? #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/4n3L5cbzmy" @bonuslesbian Gosh can't wait to find out! 💕 @bonuslesbian Omg we started Twitter on the same day??? 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/75Qfh6mZAP @Demodeview heck 😳💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Goshhhh that's hot 🥵🥵🥵 @Demodeview Also banned from the name game: Anyone named Tucker or Mitch LET 👏 DAFFY 👏 SAY 👏 THUCK @toygrind Your description of transforming him legit had me laughing out loud It IS extremely good @Kitty_Kimz It's so good!!! @SixoTF I mean to be fair Twin Twist IS in there @BVDGRRLXXX 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @caraesten Still pretty! "Can't tell y'all neurotypicals how cruel this is. We're not trying to make it about us, and you'd see that if you didn't instantly get offended the second we open up our hearts to you" @Azure_Husky All my cats have learned I'm perfect for getting pets from while dilating too RIP @QuestForTori Morning cutie! 😍 @NLRG_ @ElyEelee @CamisGoodBoy True @OzmaRacc Gosh yes plz~ @NLRG_ @ElyEelee @CamisGoodBoy :O :O :O @ElyEelee @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy How mysterious "@Katabassist Oh my god, mood" @SnortingEstrace I love it lol @MaiaFranklyn 😘😘😘 Wonder if YouTube Music has the original recording. It's the only version I like I should listen to Jesus Christ Superstar today 🤔 @NikkiOphan Fapping is the best medicine 😔 @Katabassist Quite often :/ @Oh_its_joanna Take care of yourself! I'll miss you 💕 @MajestikDewback Oh even nicer! @MajestikDewback Hell yeah nabbed before the last printings sell out! @Orionpax4221 DO IT IT'S GENDER EUPHORIC AF @HaileyAdamsXXX Please Daddy! 😍😍😍 @sillygaymiria Morning hottie 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I can't wait to kiss you again 😍💕 WARM WEATHER FINALLY FUCK SLEEVES ✨💕✨ https://t.co/Hy783ard0X @OzmaRacc It better! Everyone's trying to regress me goddammit D:< @benjanun_s agree 🥵 @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn HEY D:< @_ghost789 It's a Netflix original! @NikkiOphan *IS transphobia! Wtf phone Oh fuck 12 years 😳#MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/LnBR65rEdj @aGirlCalledChar Omg you were quote tweeted by Left at London! First cluster orgy yessssss #KatWatchesSense8Again @NLRG_ H O N K O N K @squishybelle This is a gorgeous display! 😍 "@NikkiOphan This has transphobia, plain and simple" @NLRG_ H O N K @Flailmorpho_ Goddammit! >.> @trgrrl Fuck yeah! @TenaciousRanch I'm so excited!! @HaileyAdamsXXX @DiodeLass Goddess I love how queer you are 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @DiodeLass hot 😍 @KindredSkeleton 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @LilithSomewhere OMG YES 😭😭😭 "@KindredSkeleton Weird occurrence for me, I know 😔" "Literally just saw two different people on the TL just like, reveling in how wonderful it is to see people again now that we're slowly getting out of the pandemic. This past year really took a toll." @caraesten I've started to slowly have a bit of a social life too and it's magical. Missed this a ton 😭💕💕💕 @PatriciaTaxxon I love friends like that! This climax where you're really worried if Nomi will make it... if I recall correctly I was crying so much when I watched this the first time. I think I asked Mistress if she'll be okay. Mistress had watched it before I did and she promised me she would #KatWatchesSense8Again @RaeGun2k I feel really lucky that I don't have height dysphoria. I'm so sorry :/ *4 My keyboard sucks Honestly I should have just read the episode titles. 44 is called What's Going On? This episode made that song really special for me 🥰 #KatWatchesSense8Again @SixArmedSweater hfghdfgdhgd 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵 "@Demodeview @ArtregalOR Neither of you are unclear, rude, OR too familiar 💕💕💕" "Nope, looks like it might happen in episode 4, actually. With eight stories to tell, some characters are in predicaments for a LONG time, unfortunately. But the first sign of hope DOES happen in episode 3 #KatWatchesSense8Again" @Demodeview *hugs hugs!* "@ArtifexH It's on Amazon, no worries! Added to my wishlist 🥰" @ArtifexH Nice! Just making sure it wasn't a retired set yet. I want those dinos 👀 "@Demodeview Nothing to be sorry about, it's okay 💕" @carcikitsune @SixArmedSweater I liked it too! I was mistaken. Nomi doesn't get her happy ending out of this situation until episode 3 #KatWatchesSense8Again "@Demodeview You're fine, babe 💕" "@Demodeview It was not at all dismissive, don't be ridiculous :P I was answering your question, silly" "So yeah season 1 episode 2 is the one that gets really scary for Nomi. As I recall though, it's a happy ending for her by the end of the episode. Just a heads up, though #KatWatchesSense8Again" "Ugh, I miss Pride so much. I miss marching in the parade! I was able to march at several Prides in Denver. It's looking like that could be a thing again this year. I'm hoping. #KatWatchesSense8Again" @OhHeyItsArden Easily one of the best scenes in the show 💕 "A Sensate cluster's power is many things, but my favorite part will always be the instant empathy. It's a power I think only marginalized people would dream of. It's a queer superpower. #KatWatchesSense8Again" @MrsStephinMerit They are canon ships if that's what you're asking "One of my happiest memories is watching the Sense8 finale the day it premiered at a big queer party with @SteampunkPenny & all our local trans friends. The show started before I came out, but I watched it early enough in my transition that I feel like it welcomed me to queerness" "The only straight ships in all of fiction I care about are the ones in this cluster 😤 Will/Riley and Wolfgang/Kala are both adorable, I will not be taking questions #KatWatchesSense8Again" Oh yeah that too! #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/pfPAzsLsMQ @Demodeview It's the best show ever made imo I legit forgot about that. I approve! #KatWatchesSense8Again https://t.co/c5Ow3hFTjL "They try to paint Will as a Good Cop, which yeah, ugh, but it could have easily been worse I guess? You know how many times Judy Hopps is an objectively Bad Cop in the cute Disney animal cartoon? But yeah, I dunno. It's awkward #KatWatchesSense8Again" @DarkTyrannosaur 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 "Cloud Atlas is a movie that tries hard to do something incredible, and I appreciate it for that, but it's undeniably flawed. I think tho that movie gave the Wachowskis a LOT of practice in having concurrent stories reach beats at the same moment, which Sense8 does amazingly" "@HaileyAdamsXXX Well if you want to watch it with me sometime, I can definitely provide that. And it won't be a lie! The heroes win in this show." @HaileyAdamsXXX I understand. Do you think maybe if we tried watching where those scenes were skipped you might be willing to give it another go? @iliara_kantira Totally understandable. One of my GFs @HaileyAdamsXXX can't watch the show either for that same reason. I totally get it! "Though yeah scene later in the show where the whole cluster sees a relevant slur painted on the wall that's meant to hurt them and his is ""pig"" is... oof. Though on the other hand I don't know what other word they could have used #KatWatchesSense8Again" "The only blemish on an otherwise perfect show is one of the cluster, Will, is a cop. But as I recall it doesn't come across like cop worship. Will is strong in spite of being a cop, imo #KatWatchesSense8Again" @Chopin_42 😳😳😳💕💕💕 "The Wachowskis are telling a story about queer triumph, and that means there needs to be some scary moments. What keeps me going through the scary scenes with Nomi is that she escapes, and triumphs. It's wish fulfilment rather than misery porn. #KatWatchesSense8Again" @hmsnofun And I love how it's both a touching love story but also a call to action for cis allies/cis queers. We need defending @hmsnofun SAME "QTing to let others know: Trans viewers should know the first few episodes get SCARY for the trans character, Nomi. Like, scary in a way that trans people will understand. But know that the whole cluster gets a happy ending. This isn't Bury Your Gays. https://t.co/9q6Z2ZKmsF" "Nomi and Amanita's first pride! ""I'm crying because no one's ever defended me before"" 😭😭😭 #KatWatchesSense8Again" "The show begins during Pride (in San Francisco, at least) Just frontloads the queer so hard #KatWatchesSense8Again" "@sariyel_sub You're right that it doesn't matter, of course. I just think it's way more radical to have it be her vag lol" "@sariyel_sub I mean if we're talking Word of God Canon then yeah it's technically ambiguous. Though later in the show there are flashbacks to her surgery, which again, TECHNICALLY ambiguous, but that plus the position they were having sex in makes me think vag is likely" @retronouns Oh? :3 Not for nothing but that strap was DRIPPING wet too lol. Accurate. #KatWatchesSense8Again So fucking radical to have the second scene with a trans women character heavily implied to be bottoming with her vag (using a rainbow strap no less) It's not about the cis obsession with our bodies. A lot of trans women have vaginas. Normalize it #KatWatchesSense8Again I haven't heard this theme music in sooooo long. Missed this. I dunno if I'm gonna full-on livetweet it but have a hashtag: #KatWatchesSense8Again @hmsnofun YEP I WAS SUBTWEETING YOU TBH LOL I can be patient 🥰 "Also @Netflix put #Sense8 on Bluray or hell even DVD, charge us something ridiculous like $500 and I'll still buy it" @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeeeeeah I kinda am at this point lol It's everything you love from a Wachowski story except five hundred times queerer More queer video essayists should talk about Sense8 I M O @MaiaFranklyn Well if so it took them nearly a decade to pull it off lol "Fuck putting it off anymore, there's nothing on YouTube, I'm gonna watch Sense8 again!" "@Nickle4aPickle It was the only D name that sounded cute that I could think of and then I immediately thought ""Oh Danielle will like this"" hehe" @HaileyAdamsXXX @Azure_Husky If we're starting the clock at when we started HRT (which to be fair I prefer to do) I'll be at four years in June. I'm babby @Azure_Husky Oh yeah I don't remember the before time either lol "@Azure_Husky Time flies, gosh" @Azure_Husky Oh a little bit more than a few months lol. I realized I was trans August 31st 2016 tho! @Azure_Husky Gosh I don't think I was that brave that early on. That's awesome! Also I guess you started HRT a month or two before I did! Neat! @LoveStopsHatred I can see you! "@silkygamer Even less obvious things like Porky saying ""That's all Folks!"" before Tinker Bell comes in to pixie dust end the movie lol" @hmsnofun Speaking of chasing the Roger Rabbit high: Did you know Bill Murray was in Space Jam likely because he missed out on playing Eddie Valiant in WFRR? I've never seen it confirmed but I know there's a story about him being upset that they passed on him for that role "And btw, the whole ""studio jerking itself off with its own properties"" is a BIG reason why Wreck-It Ralph 2 felt disappointing compared to its sequel, much as I enjoyed the princess scenes https://t.co/v6o3UA3ozN" @hmsnofun Oh god you're right This is the DC Multiverse just applied to everything they own to see what if anything sticks for Marvel fans "But with WIR or Roger Rabbit, that shit had to be arranged carefully and agreed upon by rival studios. THAT to me is far more of an event (insofar as crossovers are events at all, and I know not everyone cares)" "IMO it means way less when a company brings in shit they already own to cash in on crossover bullshit. It's like old Simpsons gags that parody Star Wars or Marvel. Retroactively it just feels like Disney jerking itself off. That to me is why Space Jam, RPO, etc are obnoxious" "Also if you actually watch Wreck-It Ralph (the one that was made by Disney, not WB), 95% of the movie is scenes with characters Disney made. That's by design so they can merchandise it forever. The IP orgy scenes are short and mostly in the first ten minutes" "Three of these were made by WB, for context And the other one was made with licensing agreements that are more work and much rarer (see also Who Framed Roger Rabbit) In film at least, this is a recent Warner Brothers obsession, rather than an outright trend" "@miss_nikola Doesn't matter, still pretty!" "Okay, fair! But it's in response to a similar annoyance lol https://t.co/FiCYL2mnd7" @HaileyAdamsXXX That too! I forgot that bras that aren't pushup exist lol "Hate to break it to you boys, but most Lady Dimitrescu cosplays are gonna be using breast forms And like, stilts It's all fantasy, just have fun with it" @LambChopInPamps 😳😳😳 No one tell cishet boys that most women wear padded bras. Their brains will melt Only cishet boys feel cheated when tits are fake. It's extremely cringe "I don't ever want to use TikTok, but you can like, add to videos, right? That's a thing? So what 19-year-old cis boy added the ""FAKE!!!"" over the obvious cosplay titties? Like yeah her teeth are fake too, who cares" @Azure_Husky BLUSHING @LambChopInPamps @MommyPosie gjedbghjkfdgjbnkfdgd "@Azure_Husky hhgfhh I didn't think I was being THAT obvious, gosh >////>" Seeing a LOT of hotties like these tweets 😍😍😍 @shiversystem huff 🥵🥵🥵💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hghfdhhh oh Daddy please!!! 🥵🥵🥵 @MommyPosie fjdgghdjckgdjjf 🥵🥵🥵 These tweets are usually bait for the friends I have the strongest crushes on Just have a real strong craving to be fucked in all my holes today 😔 @miss_nikola Makes me hungry 🤤 "lol the trending topic for Betty White starts with ""Betty White is okay!""" Colorado is very dry but for some reason I need moisturizing goop only when the seasons change. It's like clockwork every year "I hate having chapstick/lotion on my body just a little bit less than I hate having cracked and bleeding hands/lips, so every few months I have to endure the gross lol" a mood @TarynnWren One of his species was made in the Quintesson pit box set from last year This is why I've never been able to commission any art ever 😭 Part of it is knowing he has to go back in the box. Need to make sure he arrived in one piece tho. Oh! I also have to put those screw covers in... that's something constructive that should be done! "Opening Unicron feels like, intimidating lol Like I need to gather spoons" @34genCha I know! So cool that my first game happened to be made by a trans woman 🥰 @KatieAngelWitch @miss_nikola Oh good 💕 @KatieAngelWitch @miss_nikola Oh gosh I was definitely kidding :/ "@WonderTease CUTIE!!! 😍 And huge agree, being little is the best 😤" I am looking respectfully every day because I have one named Dani 🥺 https://t.co/LhPQT5EVVd @miss_nikola Natural part of every trans girl's life 😔 @miss_nikola I bet I could get you even harder~ 😘 @secret_jane_ @HaileyAdamsXXX Goddess I cannot wait for this pandemic to be over. SO MANY CUTIES to hang out with~ @secret_jane_ @HaileyAdamsXXX Just gotta have someone strap you down and keep pumping until we get more :3 @ArtifexH Ooooh is that dinosaur set a recent one? @BVDGRRLXXX h-huge? 👀👀👀 "without revealing your age, what's the first video game you remember playing? https://t.co/u9GAOUwwcW" @hmsnofun There's a lot of drugs that are pretty damn fun imo 😎 @SnortingEstrace Told you! The curves spare no one! @BVDGRRLXXX huff 🥵 "Joe still hasn't sent me my money But at least they finally have an estimate for when it'll arrive, which is soon That's something I guess 🤷‍♀️" It's true it happened to me a ton 😔 @hmsnofun This makes me think of Anansi Boys where the god of birds wants them dead and they realize there's basically nowhere on earth they can hide from birds even with teleportation powers @retronouns Well heck! 😳 @trgrrl Hell yeah I love doing that 💕 @retronouns THIS IS A HUGE MOOD I'VE NEEDED TO ARTICULATE FOR A WHILE NOW "@amyagirl64 @VMwareGinger It says ""Friends with bendefits"" lol" "And right after it goes ""Okay let's queue up Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men"" and it's like YES, that is the mood and flavor I am about right now, THANK YOU" Anyway now I want to hear Trouble by Cage the Elephant so I just manually started it I believe this app is learning my trash lol "This is the 1st time I've let YouTube Music autoplay for me. It went from finishing the album Get Sharp by The Limousines, played Zero by Yeah Yeah Yeahs (a song I had told it I liked) then played Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, a song I love but never told it I loved" It's tempting to think his behavior is uniquely unhinged but honestly it's the natural end point when you start with the base assumption that ending up trans is one of the worst things that can happen to a person @salielle 😘😘😘 Like not even Glinner was this mealy-mouthed "I usually try to assume ignorance before malice, but Jesse's had years to reflect on this. This is deliberate" "And you can tell it's all just crocodile tears to rile up his base. The mean transes hate him for no reason, you see. He's just an innocent victim who doesn't know what's going on." "One big thing that pisses me off the most about Jesse Singal is how constantly he acts surprised that people correctly call him a bigot. Just constant sealioning about how he'd like to know where, exactly, he said he hates trans people. It's so fucking weasely & spineless" @cateatsu Many people are saying this I don't really think I'll be able to resist Goddammit this is gonna be my first Resident Evil because of tall vampire lady "Generally speaking however I've lost count how many sexy friends are DTF It's when, not if, and I know the rest of you losers can't say the same because that's one of the reasons you're obsessed with me lol" Yeah in 2020 I had sex with two amazing hotties and given the ongoing plague I think I did pretty fucking good You're supposed to say you're from eBaum's World "Still laughing at that one weirdo who tried to gotcha me when I said I get more pussy than them by saying ""You only had sex twice this year!"" just immediately telegraphing they were one of the obsessed stalkers I have fucking lmao" @XylariaVG It really wasn't!!! @miss_nikola Oh that works out great then 🤤💕 "Andy Dick was in Star Trek once, I still have not recovered from this" Andy Dick and Robert Picardo argue a bunch @miss_nikola Hi yes hello unrelated question but how do you feel about your ass being eaten? 🤔 @Alice_Evelyn_ b-a-n-a-n-a-s? @Monicaaaaaah Often the Bonkers theme song will play in my head when I think about that word lol I actually say this a ton because it feels less ableist than comparable words but I could be totally wrong about that I am too exhausted to open the planet eater tonight sadly x.x "Hell yeah local-ish friend is visiting again, I love them so much 😤" @Orionpax4221 8 cubic feet RIP @AmaraAfterDark I believe he's sold out everywhere but I got him during the Kickstarter phase on Hasbro Pulse Mistress said Unicron was waiting on my chair for me I don't... I don't even know where to put this RIP https://t.co/wVqWCATnXz @NLRG_ The internet @The_Ada_Rhodes I am extremely intrigued 👀 "@TomekeeperJulia @Monicaaaaaah Definitely talk to your doctor first, but yeah for a lot of people, bypassing the liver by taking it up the butt helps a ton" @Monicaaaaaah Hell yeah I've been on the football butt pills for a few months! They rock! @LilahSturges Congrats! 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky Agreed 👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF Hmmmm dumptruck ass size? 🤔 @deathpigeon @marysuewriter Wow you out-nerded the poll "@PinkRangerLyra Oof, mood" @e_urq I remember being jealous of trans people too @secret_jane_ Yes of course! 🤤 @secret_jane_ Should I kiss it to make it feel better~? 😘 "@secret_jane_ Looks like it, heck! 💕" @secret_jane_ Gosh 😍 "Totally something Binx would do, too. Anything for pets" I had a dream last night that I visited a pirate ship and that my cat Binx hung out with them regularly. They even had a different name for him and everything @Xinjinmeng I got some Arizona fruit punch! @Lord_Kristine Robot!!! @ZJemptv Oh no! "@MajestikDewback His head can absolutely stay attached in planet mode. Peaugh's video on him shows it. But yeah, it's a more interesting display if you leave it off. And yeah I might mess with him a bit before packing him up hehe" "@lambaranth Something like that, yeah" @MajestikDewback Oh that's a really good idea! Thanks! @nlrghorny Good~ Honestly I might just open the box and check to make sure his wings are intact and then just pack him up again. There is no room at ALL for fun but there might be in a few months Not gonna be home for a few hours tho RIP 😭 https://t.co/boD1Op7vvX @IzzyBunBop Yes you are!!! I wanna smooch!!! @TrexPushups Hell yeah goals! @SpinyDykeLizard HELL YEAH @TrexPushups 👀👀👀 @blaze_casual Hell yeah! "It's so fucking magical that you can just, be a girl. Exist as a woman. This was my greatest wish for most of my life and it's still kinda surreal in the best way to consider 🥰🥰🥰" @caraesten Snitch tagging the FBI will always be funny https://t.co/2MPKNWeQkA @freelancefae @SwiftAusterity This looks like a cat a background alien in Star Wars would own @Demodeview Never~ @Demodeview 😘😘😘 @ComeOnEileen19 OMG lol @SpinyDykeLizard I'm a super casual fan honestly. @TrexPushups might know more? "Sure I'm 5'11"" but that just means there are less men that wanna fuck with me 🤷‍♀️ Did you know Sigourney Weaver is 6'?" @Demi_theynd It's true lol @haechannilee Done 💕💕💕 "Transphobes: YOU'RE A MAN Literal elderly stranger in public with a southern accent: I'm so sorry I misgendered you, woman in front of me I can clearly see!" "The guy walking past me as I entered this gas station said ""Excuse me sir, oh, ma'am! I'm sorry!"" Probably because of these bomb-ass tiddies 🥰💕✨💕 https://t.co/UCgKm4pXiE" "@MajestikDewback Yeah my arm was sore for the rest of the day, the day after, and a little bit the day after that lol" "Let's say you're wrong, Jesse. What would be different? Seems to me not much would would change. Seems like what he's observing fits ""suicide is a real, serious issue among our community"" at least as much as his competing theory of ""we're doing it for attention"" or whatever." "[cw suicide, jesse singal] I would very much like to see Singal attempt to falsify the claim that suicide is ""important to [our] online brand."" Because the reality is he's being monstrously callous, and that should be apparent to everyone." @RaeGun2k Those moments are sooooo good 🥰 "My wonderful girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX is having FFS May 18th and needs help paying her rent while she's recovering. Anything you can donate would help a ton, as would retweets! Thanks so much 💕💕💕 #TransCrowdFund https://t.co/MSEbIjr6mX" "@MichaelKFreeman @syrotter There is a surgery that can give you both a vagina and a penis, but yeah switching isn't feasible." @machtackle Oh hell yeah! @KaiserVonDerp @MommyBlakesFeet heck 😳 @CamisGoodBoy Also I love that shirt! @CamisGoodBoy MASSIVE CUTIE 💕💕💕 @hmsnofun Hell yes!!! 💕 "@Magikal_Maddi @eigenvectrix You're not crying for attention at all, it's okay 💕" @Magikal_Maddi @eigenvectrix I don't mind listening but okay 💕💕💕 @Magikal_Maddi @eigenvectrix I'm so sorry :/ @MajestikDewback There was even an Autobot symbol right there I'm Booboo the fool "@MajestikDewback I'm a fake fan, everyone should know this by now" "@MajestikDewback Is that also a Scourge with some extra paint? Sweeps, I assume?" @ikksnay are boomers okay @ARCTIC_ST0RM Twilight can read Cybertronian! Impressive! @ElyEelee @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ @elsecaller_ @Nonlocal_Lia @moomoomeadows22 Same 😍 @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ @ElyEelee @elsecaller_ @Nonlocal_Lia @moomoomeadows22 lol https://t.co/Dls11VGOYI @DiodeLass Seems like you got hotter tbh. Not seeing a downside 🤔🤔🤔 @Repealist_ Hell yeah! Congrats! "@litterboxhex Very much aware, very gay for you 😍😍😍" @BirdTickler Nice! "@MichaelKFreeman I'm not asking for an apology or anything, and I'm not mad, I'm just explaining this so you can reflect 💕" "@MichaelKFreeman It's perfectly fine that the term genderfluid doesn't fit you But saying that it doesn't fit you because of how/when you were raised means on some level you think that other genderfluid people might've not ended up that way were they raised differently, and that's not cool" "@MichaelKFreeman I assume you're coming at this from an understanding place, but please consider that the way you're framing this is pretty insulting to genderfluid people" @MichaelKFreeman One's genderfluidity cannot be altered because of how they were raised. One's gender has very little to do with traditional gender roles at its core. It's just however you feel. There is no way to raise a genderfluid person that will result in them being cis but okay with it. @EgoRecreational SAME is this a regression trigger """Women you see, they are little babies. They wear baby clothes. You are baby if you order this. Very small"" *sweats while clicking order*" "Ordering a shirt from a site that categorizes women's sizes and junior sizes as the same thing (literally ""women/junior"") and I'm hoping the size I normally am in women's is right... >.>" @MichaelKFreeman @syrotter Indeed that is dysphoria and I have a lot of genderfluid friends to prove it! Anatomy rarely factors into how a genderfluid person feels on a given day. "@ProtoTheDweeb Yeah, kinda! I took a much more focused and specific approach in the tweet that hatched @maegodhavemercy but broadly it's the same idea" @shiversystem Gosh thank you~ 😘 @SixArmedSweater 😘😘😘 "@IonJones I'm not sure what that means, I'm sorry :/" "Everyone, trans and cis, needs to understand that dysphoria covers the seemingly small stuff too. People need to know before that small stuff turns into big stuff like pain and agony It's why it's so fucked up when truscum or S*ngal try to make sure people are ""really trans""" "Waiting that long had real consequences for me. My hips might not have been done fusing, and my facial hair certainly wasn't what it was 11 years later. This knowledge is life changing and life saving" Misunderstanding dysphoria on almost every level was the primary stumbling block I had in recognizing I was trans. I could have skipped 11 years of denial had someone told me in 2005 that me wanting to be a girl was the only requirement @IonJones Doesn't seem like it on my end? @abstractslug Same 💕 @arthur_affect This is what my therapist told me when I was getting my HRT letter because I kept saying that I didn't think I had dysphoria and I worried that meant I might not be trans. The limited definition we all use can be really unhelpful. "I think the more common understanding of the word isn't necessarily harmful as long as we continue to remind people that you don't need dysphoria to be trans, and I feel for the most part people do a good job of that, but it can be helpful to remember how much ""dysphoria"" covers" "I don't see this talked enough about on trans Twitter. Simply wanting to be a gender you weren't assigned is itself dysphoria, and this thread does a great job explaining why definitionally it has to be." @LilahSturges Mood 😔 @Doc_Wolverine Hell yeah that'd be fun! @Anoraktrend @im_just_laur @StopTweetingMia Awww thank you 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb IT'S SO GOOD 😭💕💕💕 @dbotfloweremoji @persenche it me 😭💕💕💕 "@SportIsARight Well sure, not just any cock will do hehe" @ButNotTheCity But yes! Congrats on your curvyness :3 @ButNotTheCity GOTCHA I just wanted to make sure lol The phrasing was unclear and I've had a long day haha @ButNotTheCity I'm so confused 😭 "@nlrghorny ""People you know"" covers such a wide range of possibilities as to make these questions almost meaningless" @ButNotTheCity I'm sorry? o.o @nlrghorny speaking as a Gay: it's extremely normal @das_kongpital I need either a better mirror or a friend to help me take butt pics lol @das_kongpital HOT 😍😍😍 "@ComeOnEileen19 I haven't been super skinny since I was a kid, but yeah my butt definitely increased with the right hormones hehe" It even happened to me!!! 😱😱😱 https://t.co/1EHdReeDOs @Kate_Bunni CUTE It's just so good! Estrogen making you all soft and curvy 😍😍😍 Thinking gay thoughts about this wonderful phenomenon again 😔 @LeftAtLondon Hello! 💕💕💕 @avyjae Hey same! @persenche SAME @null_homotopic Doesn't surprise me! Nothing original came from 4chan lol "Cocks are REALLY fun to suck, as it turns out. Who knew???" "I have a very foggy half-memory of an old 4chan meme back in the day being you'd say ""disregard this, I suck cocks"" if you realized you were wrong about something. And it's like years later, yeah. I totally do." "@machtackle @Orionpax4221 Ugh, had I known he would've gotten this hard to find I would've ordered more than one lol I just want extra red snake ramps. I am a simple creature" @machtackle That's a flavor win! :V "@Orionpax4221 @machtackle Okay! Got it. He was released 3 times, Takara, then Hasbro, then Takara, Hasbro added more accessories the second time But fuck that means the secondary market price jumped up in a matter of months I think? I seem to recall the first spoiler pack coming out in summer 2020" "OKAY, so, I misread this lol Takara got him in Siege a year ago, THEN Hasbro got him with extra accessories, THEN Takara got him AGAIN with the extra accessories Jesus christ lol" @machtackle I don't fucking remember when the Hasbro one hit! "@machtackle Okay so TFWiki doesn't say the pink sword one was a Hasbro release, that's my mistake, but it is saying it came first?" "Luckily though aside from the scalped prices, I much prefer both the paint apps and the accessories of what I'm pretty sure is the Hasbro one. Tracking down a Takara one for extra turquoise and a different sword isn't something I'm interested in so that makes it easier lol" @Orionpax4221 Better $100 now than $300 in two years 😭 @Orionpax4221 Nah I want 3 of reach ramp buddy. Must have symmetry I'll have to buy them at scalped prices then see what I can get for them with Fangtron removed. I doubt that snake is most of the $100 price lol @Orionpax4221 Meanwhile the Ultra Magnus one I think is still in stock everywhere lol @Orionpax4221 And they are ALL $100+ jesus I really wanted two extra Fangtrons for my eventual city display RIP "@Orionpax4221 Yeah searching ""nemesis prime spoiler pack"" on eBay gets me the one with Fangtron" @Orionpax4221 Giza? You know what's especially stupid about this? I HAVE the spoiler pack unopened in a box somewhere but I can't remember where so I could ALMOST just go fucking check lol @Orionpax4221 @tfwiki Or maybe not very many listings means it's the older set? I guess that makes sense but then why are they all in Japan argh "@Orionpax4221 @tfwiki But that can't be right because when I search ""Fangtron"" on ebay I only get results from Japan and it's not very many (so likely a more recent release)" TFWiki also says the Takara one came in a window box despite the picture to the right clearly showing otherwise I just want to know which one to track down for Fangtron "This is so confusing. TFWiki says the Nemesis Prime with more turquoise and a pink sword is the Hasbro release, and that the Nemesis Prime with all the red accessories is the Takara release. TFSource says the EXACT opposite. I thought HasTak were doing things the same now wtf https://t.co/7mp6eI1qaf" @MommyBlakesFeet Yesssssss! @MommyBlakesFeet Omg if we ever hang out we gotta play Commander! @miss_nikola Your tum is gonna look so hot 😤 @Bunny_Bennett Hope you feel better soon :/ 💕💕💕 I play so much Overwatch and somehow never played on April 1st before lol. But yeah the new Experimental Mode is so much fun! https://t.co/TugmtvjwGl "Unsurprisingly, yes of course they're present in-game as well lol https://t.co/eeE74BvPj8" "Torb is now a horrifying unstoppable melee fighter, I love this mode lol" @pearlsnappea @Rooks_Roost Now THIS is a mood "@HenryWHall @MoosCrewOffcl @HalleyHanna I really gained an appreciation for that watching TLK. It's just completely nuts and I love it for that. Not THAT sad that continuity is over, tho lol" @ExtremelySyb @hmsnofun eciN eciN @miss_nikola Always! It's where you're meant to be~ @Azure_Lusty cannot wait to try that one day personally 👀 @nyaakat Pink really is your color gosh 😍 @ScarletAnahita @dead_girly Gosh! 😍😍😍 @AnaMardoll Oh thank goodness! 💕💕💕 @Orionpax4221 @SweetBeansComix Here we are in the future and it's wrong! 😭 Googly eyes are also in highlight/PotG intros and maybe in-game? Hard to tell lol #Echo #Overwatch https://t.co/rekufyIfnI @SweetBeansComix WHAT @emaraven11 I'm the bottom but only graded on a trans girl curve RIP @Almyti https://t.co/RQ4BeGFvgw April Fools for Overwatch is googly eyes with actual wiggle physics https://t.co/GLp61uJbwr @Katabassist Omg I love you too sweetheart!!! *hugs and kisses!* 😭💕💕💕 @RajelAran Your tweets about them are a mood 💕 Today is the day for WHOLESOME PRANKS ONLY 😤 @litterboxhex That's a deep connection there 😔 @hmsnofun Aries either way! Happy early birthday 💕💕💕 @shiversystem Hey 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Goddess that's a mood 🥺 @RajelAran Oh shit! Yeah it has 3 damn lenses for some reason lol @MaterClaritas I don't feel comfortable commenting on it publicly I'm sorry @AlexisuwuAlexis @HalleyHanna Both @LilDeerBab Our system has been very quiet for a long time and we still feel like newbies. Our lovely GF @Katabassist knows more about this stuff than we do @Campfire_System I have been extremely front stuck for months lol. But yeah if a proper switch ever happens we'll keep you in mind @FoxyChewToy 😳😳😳 @TrexPushups YESSSS "@HalleyHanna Good to know, thank you! I hope they still have stock by the time my stimmy check comes in 😭" "@JadeKintsugi Reading that caused some nice system euphoria, thank you 🥰" "@HalleyHanna Can't tell if their website charges for pre-orders up front or when they ship, because uhhhh yeah I really need her >.>" "@HalleyHanna @skiing_penguin Perfect, thank you" "@HalleyHanna @skiing_penguin I don't even know what PSX is, I just wanna order the toy lol" @JeziDoomBaby Yessssss the cutest kind of glowup!!! 😍 @ann_arcana I don't think I've heard of that show but that sounds amazing! @LackingSaint You made ANIMATIONS of podcast moments which was some next level GB fan stuff imo lol "@LackingSaint I feel the same. I missed basically all of Abby's run and I kinda regret it. I dunno, I just moved on." @HenryWHall @HalleyHanna Honestly I kinda prefer it that way lol Effortless retconning was one of the side benefits of the canon chaos of the Bayverse movies @maegodhavemercy @ChristineisShe Tweet of Greater Hatching @maegodhavemercy @dijonketchup13 Patience of a saint I swear lol "@HalleyHanna Transformium was both an interesting, logical answer to a weird, obscure question only overthinking fans have ever asked and an incredibly poorly thought out, overpowered concept that completely broke the entire fun of transforming itself. So fucking weird lol" @_dev_urandom_ 💕💕💕 "@arthur_affect Either way, the ""prove it"" approach wouldn't have worked on me as a kid despite very much being trans even by this limited definition S*ngal uses. So yeah, extremely fuck him" "@arthur_affect I actually eventually did experience that exact sensation, but not until my early 30's. And it was either because two decades of slowly building dysphoria finally broke me, or because being able to first experience gender *euphoria* brought my pain into sharper focus." @arancaytar Yes that's the entire point of my tweet lol @topntran @heck_engine homosex strongest bond @DiodeLass @WarSong Anecdotally breast-related back pain seems to be pretty rare with transfemmes @DiodeLass @WarSong Mine aren't big enough to cause back pain luckily "@DiodeLass @WarSong Yeah I only wear mine when I leave the house, otherwise my tiddies are free" @DiodeLass Expensive enough that I've only had one for like two years lol @DiodeLass I got mine from Torrid! @DiodeLass The bra is helping a ton but I do have big naturals~ @StebMcDreb oh hey same we should do gay stuff 💕💕💕 I haven't talked about plurality in a while. Haven't felt very plural in a while. Truly happy to say we haven't completely merged 💕 Not every member of our system has an appearance that our mind's eye can see but the system protector Caroline definitely has A Look https://t.co/HAcbBtNpQj @dijonketchup13 @maegodhavemercy It's late. I'm wordsing bad "@Icarus_Avery @MaiaFranklyn Ben Shapiro and Mara Wilson, respectively" @DiodeLass yes plz 🥺🥺🥺 @zenocoyote Omg congrats! 💕💕💕 LOVE this sequel to a piece I also loved! @maegodhavemercy Goodness it's wild to think I inadvertently hatched you only a year into HRT and not even 2 years into transitioning. Time is weird @nlrghorny CUUUUUUTE OMG 😍😍😍 @nlrghorny Called out @nlrghorny Wow it got it perfectly @Den_Matrix I think I'll wait until it's offered on a site I'm more used to ordering from but thank you for the heads up! @Vangelus Like BW Megatron except replace Megatronus with Tarn @Vangelus LOVE IT "@Vangelus She's an original character, right? I mean either way I'm down, just don't recognize her" @Vangelus I seriously cannot wait for this toy and I JUST found out about it @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT???? @Lazyaza Oh gosh I'm gonna be pre-ordering this day one 😍😍😍 Omg I'm in love 😍 "@maegodhavemercy Omg was it really 3 years ago??? Time flies! Your glowup progress is stunning as always, Mae. So hecking proud of you 💕💕💕" "@zoe_trashgoblin It's understood to be an HP homage, I'm not sure what else to say lol" "Oof, spoke too soon :/ https://t.co/sreDg3Lajw" "@zoe_trashgoblin That's what the setting of Strixhaven is, yeah" "Assuming that my favorite piercing place will be cool with piercing noses with proof of vaccination, my birthday (May 22) is over a month after my second vaccination so I'm *definitely* finally getting my septum piercing that I wanted to get last birthday 😍😍😍" @AlexisuwuAlexis @MamaBearKingdom @OneStrawShort Oh fuck that explains a lot lol @MamaBearKingdom @OneStrawShort Apparently actual British schools do that though :P @StargirlSednira I keep saying that! :V "@LostNotAtSea This might be the closest we ever get, to be sure" @OneStrawShort The set that it's in is "Strixhaven isn't being written by a transphobe. It (probably!) isn't going to be overtly racist. It's like, Harry Potter without the shit parts, which is really neat" "I'm not suddenly a Harry Potter stan or anything, but it's an interesting exercise to consider a Potter-esque setting without JKR. Like I said, we're considering Harry Potter *at its best*" "I really love that they're doing a Harry Potter homage justice. HP at its best is equal parts dark and funny. If you're not making jokes with your HP set, you're not doing it right" @Azure_Husky It's so good!!! @OzmaRacc Such a good feeling 🥰 "@JenMDupois I believe so, yes" @RaeGun2k YAY GIANT STUFFIE 💕 I like my robbits to be boxy I am usually not into mechs but the aesthetics of this one is gorgeous imo 😍 https://t.co/TCt2G7aFwp @ExistentialEnso @fumeiji She looks real to me 🤔 "@MaiaFranklyn Like say for instance he had a much more pleasant former child actor cousin. Pay more attention to her, it's much preferable" @NLRG_ @QueenStodge I will admit I thought that was in the original version @StebMcDreb It's still the 31st here and you look beautiful babe 🥰💕 @ZucchinnaArt He looks great in robot mode but I found him extremely unpleasant to transform @QueenStodge Yeah the blu-ray and now streaming version has a bunch of bullshit changes @shinobody @miggsboson I believe Futurama as well @shinobody @miggsboson Star Trek has no nonbinary species too @BVDGRRL Oh hey same except jackalope :3 @polyheartmony Super smoothly! They're awesome at T-mobile! @ZJemptv That scene is a master class in milking it lol. They get SO CLOSE The camera on this is so good! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/FcD8lQ3Nbj @caraesten I am only half vaccinated tragically 😔 "@jesstheunstill I mean, relatively speaking yes :P" Yay new phone day! Was able to trade in my old Galaxy S10+ for an S21+ 🥰 @SomeBWord Fucking SAME @Uber_Anne You're SO fucking cute and kissable tbh :3 "@QueenStodge Okay. So the one I have unopened in a box somewhere must be the one that has more red, which is the one I prefer so that's perfect lol" @QueenStodge Okay on TFSource it looks like it's actually reversed? Like the Takara version is the turquoise one? I'm so confused https://t.co/4B2EE5QUkf @QueenStodge I'm mad I'll need to hunt down this figure a second time I had been ignoring this because I thought HasTak was doing the same paint jobs on everyone "@QueenStodge I looked it up, and goddammit this might be the only WfC figure where Takara actually did a different paint job. It has less turquoise and I kinda prefer it oh no https://t.co/OOHDwr96Fg" @QueenStodge Is he brand new or did he come out like a year or two ago? @QueenStodge I don't... remember if I bought him already or not oh no Too much of my shit is in storage RIP "The tweet said fiction or not, and there was probably a ton of Jerry Springer episodes when I was a kid I thankfully missed. It was late in my life when I really saw a trans person in the media I watched." Nomi from Sense8 Goddess bless the Wachowski sisters @chipfoxx @AshCoyote This art of y'all is so cute!!! 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori @Katabassist TRUTH @Katabassist A Hat In Time is a VERY trans game! @subspaceteatime Gosh thank you! 🥰💕 @StrawbraryCami >////> @Uber_Anne 😘😘😘💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva gosh I love being your princess Daddy!!! 🥰🥰🥰 @Demodeview huff 🥵 @TrashBabyEva hhhhgggghhg gosh good point 🥵🥵🥵 @Demodeview @shiversystem Good~ 😘 @retronouns TRUE FACTS @NoraReed Fuck yeah congrats! 💕 @Monicaaaaaah (Also beautiful glowup gosh! 😍😍😍) @Monicaaaaaah LATE 20'S TRANSITION CLUB WOOOOO 💕💕💕 @StargirlSednira I dig it 😎 @assignedbrave Thank you! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Universal HIGH performance haha 420 blaze it 😎😎😎😎😎 @shiversystem huff plz 🥵🥵🥵 @SweetBeansComix Holy shit that's wonderful! I remember how much you were hurt by seeing artists be such assholes to you @Orionpax4221 So I intentionally skipped that one lol @Orionpax4221 @EmpressOfRobots Beast Wars it was the Vok I thought? @shiversystem Eat up~ 😘 "@CamisGoodBoy I don't know if I fully remember my first impression of you? I mean I know it was a positive one. You and your wife were like, some of my first trans friends so I try to think about first impressions and my brain just goes ""LOVE FRIEND"" This is the best I got lol" @Repealist_ BEST CLUB "I really do think I'm some flavor of genderfluid, which honestly is kinda exciting lol" Special gender treat for my brain "I feel nonbinary euphoria so rarely which kinda sucks, but honestly? Its rarity kinda makes it feel even better 🥰🥰🥰" Gender euphoriaaaaaa One of those days where I love thinking about the fact that I'm a *nonbinary* woman. Goddess it's wonderful 🥰 @Orionpax4221 I may actually need to crush you with my thighs~ 😘 "@terra_curiosa The ranch's Twitter is @TenaciousRanch and while it's not like a careful documentation of our process, it's probably the place where we share the most" @ChronoKatie GLOWUP GOSH 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love it too 🥰💕🤟🤟🤟💕 I don't deserve to be called out like this D:< The kinda shlubby boy to radiant girl with incredible fashion sense pipeline @QueenStodge I seriously can't wait 😍 @QueenStodge YES "It's #TransDayOfVisibility today and if you're a cis ally who would like to help in a material way, our ranch's Gofundme is almost at our stretch goal. Retweets help too 💕 https://t.co/VM3O7SQImB" "@JuniperTheSloth @SportIsARight My mom was, for a Christian mom, somewhat progressive-ish and got me a (Christian) book for kids describing the differences between girls and boys and changes that happen at puberty. I read the girls section and was SO. JEALOUS." "@JuniperTheSloth @SportIsARight My crow charged me for the ""theft"" :V" (I know she dated and eventually fused with Tigatron but I headcanon she's a lesbian I don't care lol) Lesbian bird lady incoming! Fuck yes 😤 https://t.co/gq5lS6rEyb @SportIsARight It started at 12 for me too! That was also around when puberty started and I think on some level I knew the wrong hormones were happening :/ "@Roodypatooti Modern Transformers collecting has very quickly become a total mess in recent years. I really do think Hasbro Pulse has the potential to fix that, but if they will is anyone's guess" @HenryWHall That makes sense honestly "@HenryWHall That's extremely reassuring, thank you 😭💕💕💕" "@HenryWHall I'm mainly concerned with Unite Warriors box sets, but if the box itself is a decent indicator of authenticity, I prefer to buy stuff mint or mint-ish anyway. That's convenient!" @HenryWHall SAME @HenryWHall Oh HELL yes thank you! I'll look into that TFW list next time I have the money. That helps a ton! @HenryWHall There's room for SO MUCH IMPROVEMENT with Prime Wars stuff. I really hope they do it @Relliegay Sounds hot hehe @Relliegay But you! 😘 "It feels really ironic that there's so many combiners that need another release and the ones we're getting so far are both from PotP, easily the least popular of the Prime Wars Trilogy RIP" @softcaity My collection has Many Holes "Hasbro Pulse has the potential to be a massive source of re-releases, but I'm worried it'll just be a drip feed of a semi-random selection of figures. Like it's cool we got Prime Breakdown and the G1 dinosaur cassettes. I just hope they have plans for more rare stuff." "The secondary market for Unite Warriors SUCKS right now. It's all coming from Asia, which makes me worried they might be knockoffs? I'm not sure how to tell. And Metroplex is going for half a grand goddammit" "Since we're getting another go at Abominus and Volcanicus, I really think HasTak should go all in and re-release every combiner & Titan class figure I missed out on UW Bruticus & Megatronia, my UW Computron broke, I sold my Metroplex & UW Defensor... I need another shot at these" Yeah that's definitely a big part of it. We're all too poor :/ https://t.co/Daesorgzyw "For that matter I don't recall that happening very much with Gen X beyond like, two full decades of 80's nostalgia" "I really hope the 20's can be a decade where Millennials get to like, do stuff You know when talking about the 80's everyone always frames it through what Boomers were doing/what they wanted in their 30s? I'm not yet hearing that about Millennials. Like Boomers still run things" @x24sonic AWWWWWW 😭💕💕💕💕 @Speed_Freak01 HasTak should just do a redo of every large figure from the Prime Wars Trilogy imo Gosh my cats love me so much 😭💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps Good~ 😘 lol like 99% of my leg hair only grows on my lower legs so pictures like these are effortless @Chopin_42 😘😘😘 @sleepy___head Hey same~ 😘 @BVDGRRLXXX wait that does sound hot >.> @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva ghhgfffhhhgdddhhhgfffdhg 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I'm pretty sure I read that it's a sign of affection. It certainly is with my baby Binx hehe I'm just gonna say it: It's very transphobic of Joe not to have paid me yet 😤 @SportIsARight Hehehe yeah I have an extra pillow laying at a weird angle above my main pillow that my cats LOVE to lay on lol @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva ggffffhgff good bit 😳😳😳😳 When your cat head bumps your head 😍😍😍 @little_lizzie22 Gonna crush you with my juicy thighs~ "@CaseyExplosion I so rarely get a chance to mention this, but GODDESS you're cute 😍💕💕💕" @TrashBabyEva @Demodeview hgffdfghh 😳💕💕💕 @TrashBabyEva goddess yes plz 😍😍😍 @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva 😳😳😳😳💕💕💕💕 @Megacherv Plz do! "@TrashBabyEva 😳😳😳 well gosh, of you really think so 🥺🥺🥺" @FoxyChewToy 👀👀👀💕💕💕 "I don't really do trans hashtags as much as I used to, but it just so happens I realized today I look DAMN good bottomless 😍😍😍" "[cw nsfw] Sorry not sorry, on this trans day of visibility I'm going to show y'all how visibly juicy my thighs and tum are~ 💕✨💕 https://t.co/3PjJdbSZHg" @apunkdog huff I need to experience this sometime 🥵 @BVDGRRL so majestic @Uber_Anne 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgghhg two more weeks 🥺🥺🥺 devour this puss plz I have a mighty need to get eaten out rn tbh haha imagine if the second vaccine gave me even more massive mommy milkers 😳😳😳 This is a mood. I got vaccinated in a gymnasium lol @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ I was being intentionally cute in my wording 🥰 @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ Speak of the devil! "@NLRG_ That's irony poisoning for you. Your wife and owner will make sure you stay in line, though I'm sure :V" "@HenryWHall Like the price point jump isn't fun to be sure, but they really did justify it with WfC's engineering. Inflation will continue but price points move at slower pace usually, so in like 7 years or so we'll have another PotP line. It's gonna suck lol" @HenryWHall I'm WAY more afraid of them returning RIGHT BEFORE that price point shift. Where they still have to pretend $20 is enough for a 5-ish inch figure by making the plastic as thin and hollow as possible. Aka Prime Wars but especially PotP "@HenryWHall I guess the good news is that if there's one thing Hasbro is good at, it's always returning to the same ideas but (usually) done better. Some of the characters from Prime Wars will be done again at some point. Just hope it's while the price point/engineering balance is solid" "The excuse my mom gave was ""the devil can also change shape"" but that wasn't why she called in fucking experts. I was a trans kid who didn't know she was trans, finding an outlet in a book series all about changing one's body, and my interest in that seemed to scare my mom" @YeenRachel @zomgtehrei @RaeGun2k My mom never let me get that far 🙃 "@HenryWHall Between these issues and the Titans of the era also being cheaper feeling/way too fucking expensive now, I'm starting to wish they just did an entire redo on the whole Prime Wars Trilogy with WfC engineering." "Yeah but that wasn't why my mom banned them. Literally, no joke, she called in ""experts"" who prayed a lot for my soul and determined that the books were Satanic because I was really into them. https://t.co/FMaAP5RmaR" "Satan, if he were real, didn't disappear in 1999 only to reappear in 2021. For two decades he was eating babies all day long I guess but most Christians just couldn't be arsed because there wasn't a politically convenient reason to care." "Part of it was my mom was LEGENDARILY bad at sticking with stuff like that. Wearing her down by simply waiting usually worked. But also, yeah, Satanic Panic really did die down for a hot minute there. Which is WILD considering these weirdos really do believe this stuff!" "It was so weird having a mom that banned D&D, Magic the Gathering, Animorphs books for some reason, and even *Halloween* all before I was 10, then a few years later she was cool with Pokémon and Harry Potter. The last Satanic Panic really did just fizzle for some reason" @HenryWHall Although now I'm third guessing myself They can't combine and stand up anymore is the end result "@HenryWHall Oh wait I misremembered, it was Scattershot""s shoulders. Meaning Computron's hips were way too wibbly to function. But yeah. Still really mad about that lol" "@HenryWHall I mean I wouldn't say exploded, just the ratchet broke. Hopefully it's just a thing my copy did, but now I'll never find a replacement 🙃" @HenryWHall That happened to my UW Scattershot 😭 @HenryWHall I really want my collection to not deteriorate 😭😭😭 Maybe a more mustard brown color like the joint pieces on the Golden Lagoon figures. Then the paint can be as gold as they want. https://t.co/xHu0L9pURh "I really hope the new one's gold parts are molded in like, yellow and just painted gold. It's still unclear whether or not gold plastic syndrome is still a thing that happens to TFs 😬" @HouseholdWheel Hear hear! "@OzmaRacc If I may, your tiddies are *exquisite* 😍" Yep. It's the Anita Sarkeesian effect. https://t.co/gia1YwjFdz "I have noticed to be fair that the ""huge dislike ratio on any video left of center"" thing has become less common since 2016. Because the teenagers got bored. Dislikes are beyond meaningless." """This video with mildly leftist views is hated by a bunch of people who otherwise never watch this shit"" isn't the revolutionary statement right wing chuds think it is lol" "99% of the time if I see a video with a bunch of dislikes, it's because right wing reactionaries found the video and told all their friends. It's like, congrats on figuring out how to raid a webpage. This was old and played out in 2006." Smart move. Dislikes/downvotes have always been a stupid idea. Spend any amount of time on Reddit and it becomes obvious. Twitter and Facebook don't have them for a reason @jenzieDK My mistake then! @SportIsARight Also you're so hecking pretty 😍 @SportIsARight I love you glasses omg! @jenzieDK I haven't been seeing your replies because Twitter was filtering them out. Following you should help with that 💕 @NLRG_ thank u @ChronoKatie It's a really good poster! https://t.co/8DWeMaigg1 "@nlrghorny Awwwww, cute! 💕💕💕" @BVDGRRLXXX BIG HUGE SAME @EmpressOfRobots As I recall he's a huge fan of Welles too. You'd think it would've happened by now! Though I guess there's only been like two legit Unicrons since G1 in cartoons? "@1146_goat_north They recently rebooted the universe, yeah. I'm assuming there's not that much to catch up regarding the current continuity, but even if there was I'd be surprised if this comic assumed as a given the reader was caught up" (It's also honestly a really nice heads up that I can totally read this even if I'm behind on reading both comic series) "This is the BEST way to begin this comic omg Just repeat to yourself it's just a comic, I should really just relax https://t.co/RgtzzpRYjO" @TheCrystalStorm My living situation continues to be bad for filming stuff so I'm far less experienced but I've had a lot of these same thoughts :/ @MapleReam I'm so bad at Sigma and Lucio tho RIP "Echo's ult can be so exciting. I need to figure out who to duplicate (which sometimes ends up being a surprise if the timing is off), then remember/figure out how to play that character, then remember their ult and what it does and FAST because of the timer. It's really fun!" @FantasiesFract1 @Abe_E_Seedy it's true 🥵 @FantasiesFract1 @Abe_E_Seedy Omg your comment put this on my feed and I AM VERY MUCH INTERESTED 👀 Next big step would be to have lesbian robots in a mainline Transformers cartoon. MLP has done it! Transformers needs to catch up! "LESBIAN PONIES AND ROBOTS, THIS IS THE COOLEST I love how gay both these franchises are 😭💕💕💕" @TouristGally Hot! @anplushie RIGHT??? I really do not have enough elephant stuffies tbh I'M SORRY BUT THAT IS THE CUTEST NAME OMG We're born with a penis (something a LOT of us DO NOT WANT AND WORK TO CHANGE) and then we're punished for it. Fuck cisheteronormativity and fuck the patriarchy. @itsviviactually Omg you know me so well! I'm seriously blushing! >.> Like I've never thought about all the different pieces of this lined up before now. Patriarchy demands that trans girls (literal children) be subjected to testosterone so that cishet men can feel like they can safely avoid being seen as gay. It's *sickening* I'm pretty sure they made this comic for me https://t.co/iPWEVJtF9M "Subjecting trans girls to testosterone is so incredibly, horrifically cruel" "[cw for the thread below: transphobia, violence, rape] This whole thread is a very important read but this part in particular chilled me to read. It's true, it's terrifying, and I'm so fucking worried about trans kids right now" @skateordie002 There are parts of that thread that are legit terrifying but it's all true @BrattyBekka @QueenStodge I'M UPSET THEY HAVEN'T MADE ONE YET "@ScribblerSys I believe in some cases third party companies were like, raided? Might have been a rumor, but there is a definite sense that at any moment the entire market could become unfeasible. It's been a thing for over a decade though, so who knows" Fandom running wikis better than Wikipedia! This is fantastic news "@ScribblerSys I was talking more about transforming robot toys that represent characters Hasbro owns, but are original molds without any branding of Hasbro's. But I agree that the actual original toys should eventually hit public domain." "Anyway I try to avoid buying third party figures of characters I'm pretty sure Hasbro will do (Hasbro doesn't always have better toys and fuck corporations but like, it's what I'm collecting, you know?), but that's still a LOT of third party figures over the years >.>" "Fun fact that I have to insist everyone be aware of: The original version of this comic says ""what if they made simpsons porn illegal"" yes, really you're welcome" just had an unsettling thought https://t.co/s8he1SjguE @raegun3k Just for retweeting my thread? Even for Twitter that sounds really random "@raegun3k Omg thank you Also I didn't realize this was an alt of yours because the avatar was the same, sorry! Followed back so I can see your replies in my notifications. Will you get your account back?" (credit to @arancaytar for that idea btw) https://t.co/NUgifzhmU9 "@arancaytar My internet isn't reliable enough for me to roll tank or healer on most days. If a DPS is rubberbanding everywhere for a bit, no one really cares, but if a tank or healer does that, everyone will yell at you" "@narylis That doesn't really apply to my example, unfortunately. I would think cis allies could understand that someone calling me disgusting is transphobic." Overwatch is a very bad game where the DPS queue takes ten minutes and then you lose lol @rozietoez Months ago people were talking about a permanent update to Firefox that broke block chain. Guess it was fixed? The dev made it sound like it couldn't be though. Happy to be wrong! "My mistake, block chain still works on Firefox. https://t.co/psIRgdK932" "Someone quote tweeted me calling me disgusting in another language (the translate feature works well enough), and I guess I admit that was kind of a longshot. Rules against transphobia need to be far more robust." "Wow, so when reporting someone for a reason Twitter agrees with needs to be reported, it can take days for the account to get in trouble, but if it's not against Twitter's limited rules? Instant email saying no rules were broken." "Twitter really needs to implement this feature but failing that, SOMEONE needs to code a new version of this extension that simply throttles the speed of blocking at like, one or two account a second so you can just run it in the background and not get suspected of being a bot" "Thought it was safe to try running block chain on another list of transphobes, but I got a new page I hadn't yet seen before while doing there, where I had to pass a captcha and get a code sent to my phone. Quick fix but yeah, I'm gonna need to wait a day to be safe :/" Hopefully this applies to MILFs too 🥺🥺🥺 @arancaytar That is a really fucking good idea and I really wish someone who knew how to make browser extensions could make that "PS: I'm aware of block lists, but I do not trust them as they always, without fail, contain false positives because Twitter is designed to force you to find enemies among your allies. If you wanna use block lists though, that's your call." It's taken me several years of doing this and blocking hundreds of thousands of accounts to make this place safe for me. It's ridiculous. Hopefully this guide helps. "It didn't use to be this hard, but users on Twitter are the product, not the customer. Our safety is not Twitter's concern. If it were, this would be a built-in feature." "Personally, after only just now being let back into my account on PC after an hour lockout, I admit I'm too scared to run block chain again for probably the rest of the day to be safe." "5. Having an email attached can help too. If you don't want a different email for all your accounts and you use Gmail, put a period somewhere in the email address before the @. Gmail ignores those periods but Twitter thinks a period signifies a different email" "4. Even with every precaution, it's possible you still might get suspended. We simply don't know for sure. Use these instructions at your own risk! I feel as though the two factor authentication has to help, however" "3. The first & so far only time I've been locked out of my account on PC for logging in too many times, I logged in 15 times in the span of a 30 min. Try to keep it below that amount, but if you are locked out, you should be let back in 1 hr. Twitter on your phone still works" "2. There is a max number of followers that block chain simply cannot handle. All of them will come back as errors no matter how many times you try. I THINK that number is around 5,000? Hopefully someone can confirm for me in replies" "Things to keep in mind: 1. At about 1k followers, you'll get errors, meaning a couple hundred or so accounts won't be blocked. Run it again (after doing all the above steps) and see if the already blocked number is going up each time and/or the errors number goes down" "After logging back into the timeline, clicking back on your browser might not work, so remember that url we copied? Paste it into the address bar to get back to the harasser's Twitter. Block them too and you're done. Repeat as necessary, though yeah not too many times in a row" "Enter your two factor authentication code you were texted. Assuming you haven't done this too many times in a row (if you have, you might be locked out of your account on PC for an hour for again, supposed bot activity), you should be good" "Go to ""cookies and other site data,"" then ""see all cookies and site data,"" then type in ""twitter"" into the search at the upper right, then click the trash can icon next to twitter's cookies. NOW log back in" "If you refresh this page, you'll be logged out because Twitter thinks you're a bot. Logging back in SOMETIMES works, but quite often your timeline will be glitched and no longer update, so open up Chrome's settings in a new tab" "You'll see a white window pop up while block chain is running with info like, who you already have blocked, how many you just blocked, and errors. Wait until the one that says ""total"" gives you a number. That means it's done running" "Anyone following a massive transphobe isn't worth your time, so while you're on their followers list, click the block chain icon in the upper right corner of your browser" Start by clicking on the followers list of a transphobe account. Copy the url to either their page or their followers list page (this'll make things easier later) "4. MIGHT not need this but plz play it safe: 2-factor authentication for your Twitter account which means you need to give Twitter your phone number. Sucks but I think it helps them believe you're not a bot. Anecdotally speaking, not having this might result in insta-suspension" "Things you'll need: 1. A PC. There isn't to my knowledge a block chain app that works on phones, sorry 2. Chrome. Block Chain has unfortunately stopped working on Firefox entirely 3. This extension for Chrome: https://t.co/HBuuAdKA5k" "Here's a big long thread explaining how to block lots of transphobes at a time to make your experience with Twitter safer using an extension called block chain. This is tedious and obnoxious and if done wrong can lead to you losing your account, but sometimes it's worth it" @autogynamelia YUP @nobodyinpartic3 @QueenStodge But yeah Transformers collecting in general sure is turning into a pre-order fest @nobodyinpartic3 @QueenStodge Especially with Titans! The WfC ones have been refreshed recently but in a few years they're gonna be $500+ 😬 "@QueenStodge I pre-ordered him, yeah >.>" IT'S REAL IT'S REAL IT'S REAL https://t.co/DDAv1ZgwCG "@TeflonMask Under the tweet itself it'll list retweets, quote tweets, and likes. Click on the quote tweets one" @ItsDeeNB Yeah I'm aware. It appears having two factor authentication seems to help with that. @theymerSophie Hoped you would 💕 Should only last an hour. Locked out of my account on PC for logging in too many times because Twitter logs you put every time you run block chain 🙃🙃🙃 OMG YES LETS 😍😍😍 "Anyway, they attention my extremely wet and slutty pussy got gave me 4k(!!!) new people to block! I'm gonna work on a thread with instructions on how to manage the broken-ass way the block chain app works now. It's a lot, but it's worth it." "Likely from the stalking website that shall not be named because they know who they are. Did you know they're trad caths? Because I'm told they freak the fuck out every time I say goddess instead of god, fucking LMAO" "Were it not for Twitter's algorithm favoring tweets getting quote tweeted (thanks for that, btw 💕), I'd love to name and shame these socks. But the honest truth is, nothing makes them angrier than me living my best life while I quietly block them all lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX yes Daddy 🥵🥵🥵 @QueenStodge Same Also another Metroplex run plz 😭😭😭 "You mean all I have to do is horny tweet specifically about my banging wet pussy and how much I love DICKS in my VAGINA and the AGP brigade will show itself so I have more people to block? They just line up for it, knowing it accomplishes nothing? Extraordinary." @AngosturaCat Right??? lol "Literally all 7 of these weirdos are either cishet men or women who've never enjoyed sex, it's so sad" "Nah, none of it's showing up in my notifications lol. Twitter's quality filter setting works wonders https://t.co/w3VMUbOYRc" @HaileyAdamsXXX Exactly 🥵 "Just so you know, prudes? Twitter filters out nearly all of your quote tweets from my notifications. Because you're all sock puppets. Because you're the bigoted minority that needs to make itself feel bigger. Good luck with your crusade against procreation though fucking lol" Okay lemme get this straight Sex for the purposes of procreation: A disgusting perversion Obsessing over whether or not a woman is chaste enough: A Very Normal Thing to do Fun fact there's a ton of weirdos to block if you wanna look through the quote tweets. @machtackle Official reveals are always renders so WHO CAN SAY I hope it's real @QueenStodge Oh no I want this @MamaBearKingdom MORE THAN 100 FLAPS TO OPEN??? :D :D :D @MaiaFranklyn om nom nom yummy clothes @ann_arcana YES @KatieAngelWitch @LA_Knight89 @AnaMardoll Oh that's far less fun nevermind @KatieAngelWitch @LA_Knight89 @AnaMardoll Gosh 😳 "@nindrene Yeah, it doesn't work for me" Heads up: https://t.co/HKanz0fFOz I'm told the big banks have said they can only direct deposit these on Wednesday. I use a credit union but maybe they're doing the same. Fuckin better be here tomorrow 😤 @takelgryph @JessicaCyboid Okay that one's pretty funny @JohnCalafin Yes :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX He really does! "where's my money, Joe" "Joe Biden's like ""I know I owe you $2k, but I can only pay $1,400. Also it'll come whenever I guess. Byeee!""" @aristidexo I had just never heard that name and didn't even know it was a name because you didn't capitalize it lol @AnaMardoll Do they think Peter Rabbit is the Easter Bunny? @aristidexo ? @MindEmilys Gosh you're so right 🥺 Inside me there are two wolves I am being DP'd A third wolf is about to fill my mouth @NikkiOphan It's your brand! :P @takaradragoness It is where I got that name indeed 💕 @1146_goat_north Midna almost was when we thought she might be a boy "@EllieODaire Oof. Good to know, thank you!" @takaradragoness Right???? Yes! I loved Hocus Pocus as a kid 🥰 https://t.co/bCbCyJ85gb @EllieODaire Which vaccine was it? I'm set to get the second moderna one in a few weeks @SixoTF I'm surprised a third party company hasn't tried doing this paint job yet? Unless one did and I missed it? Hell Planet X have done like 500 Grimlock repaints already My baby Binx 💕💕💕 https://t.co/jcE199ZUYk @EmpressOfRobots Wow fuck that asshole "@BVDGRRL (said number of non-trans roommates is really only one, but it's enough that I feel I shouldn't breast boobily into the kitchen I dunno)" @BVDGRRL I hate that weird stigma. We have enough roommates here that aren't trans that I feel like I can't go to the kitchen topless when it's hot and it really sucks lol "@theymerSophie I think it has a lot to do with intent. Most of Star Trek feels like writers answering the question ""What might actually be out there?"" and then doing their best to portray that within the budget. Star Wars never felt like it was answering that question, so it's more fantasy." "Anyway I don't know much about Allah, but I have do have a Muslim friend who's even kinkier than I am, so 🤷‍♀️" Siri show me a right wing lesbian who thinks she's left wing https://t.co/bWWHjiavD4 sorry not sorry I get more pussy than y'all 😔 "Fuckin wild that there are losers who quote tweet my horny tweets to shame me, as if being a prude is cool now. Fucking lmao" @TouristGally Mine @Orionpax4221 Oh is the Arms Micron version shit or something? @GenderBanana It's true! Sculpt and paint-wise she looks great! My robot shelf could ALWAYS be gayer 🤔 There's an Arms Micron section of BBTS's Transformers section I hadn't noticed before with a Knock-Out for pre-order at a cheaper price than most other places and I DO already have Breakdown 👀👀👀 https://t.co/Ul4RO6bxSO @hmsnofun Only way to get high imo @HenryWHall That would've been so much cooler @NewGenderWhoDis @norintha True 🤔 """Soft"" is a really good way to put it! A great comparison is the Overwatch figures Hasbro makes vs Figuarts like I mentioned earlier. Hasbro's stuff is just gummy-looking/feeling whereas Figuarts are sharply cut. https://t.co/vHkMCC4Kyp" "@joelax9 It makes a bit more sense for boxy robots, but for a design like Prime Arcee I just expect more is all" @theabbyfoxe Thank you 💕💕💕 "@theabbyfoxe The issue is I don't have the first bit (long story, this house has a really weird layout)" Who wore it better? https://t.co/gp6FH4v7ni "Minor nitpick but her default hands are in a gun holding position despite there being no gun she can hold (her guns replace her hands entirely, same wrist joint and everything) https://t.co/Flt8dw82Ir" @HenryWHall Same lol "Much like with Hasbro's Overwatch line, thinner/feminine figures don't work great with the rubbery plastic they make these with. Just makes me wish this was a Figuarts that wasn't beholden to US child safety laws regarding pieces that can snap off. She looks nice at least https://t.co/IBKBH9PZs6" knees are set to TURBO WIGGLY https://t.co/1R5L82vC6p ... single jointed elbows https://t.co/9jdZ79u7A3 They molded the energy spikes or whatever that go on the blades in the wrong color D:< D:< D:< https://t.co/Vhhn6bzme6 No double jointed knees booooo! D:< https://t.co/q6kjHHshwa @BVDGRRL Bork! :3 @BVDGRRL It's the best imo gorl bot with so many accessories https://t.co/INAbGXpgvb Another PotG as Echo! I think I'm getting the hang of this 🥰 #Overwatch https://t.co/mgprVWAJYk "@litterboxhex I fully support this idea But also: What if *Kat"" but covered in piss? 🤔" @Orionpax4221 NICE @NewGenderWhoDis @norintha Also heck how'd you know we live on Fuck Mountain :V "@NewGenderWhoDis Our internet speeds are NOT spicy lol We have something that isn't quite satellite. It gets beamed from a tower I think? So like, not all the way to space? I think @norintha can describe it better" Not a PotG but still a moment I'm proud of #Echo #Overwatch https://t.co/bqFfLo12Ob @BVDGRRL DO IT H E C O M E S https://t.co/V5x5GUFLqH "@theymerSophie I know you have notifs off for folks you aren't following, but I still have to say: This thread was written perfectly." @EWrangler 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💕💕💕💦💦💦 @ChronoKatie @ElectricClair Same @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh hell yeah! @HaileyAdamsXXX I think so! "@hmsnofun You continue to have extremely good taste, I see" [cw blood] This looks really cool! @TouristGally Sex worker friends lol @JurassicPark2go WE LOVE DINOSAURS THO @AyrenTheWolf you should be proud tbh @SixArmedSweater @shiversystem RIGHT??? @VolkaiFFXI @HailKingCrimson @ZucchinnaArt @QueenStodge @LunalladeNepron No idea! :D @shiversystem yessssss 😍😍😍 can't believe nintendo are finally going to kill mario after the 31st "@shiversystem Gosh thank you, huff 🥵🥵🥵" @HaileyAdamsXXX HUGE AGREE HUFF 🥵🥵🥵 @a_alice_nsfw hfgdhdfh @shiversystem I might seriously cum holy shit >////< "@ValnarDragoness @TenaciousRanch What? I just retweeted it, I'm so confused" @shiversystem JSDFHGKDFHGKJDGHDGHDGJKJGLHJUJ YESSSSS @miss_nikola 💕💕💕 @Demodeview You're adorable 💕 @shiversystem hhsdhfdshfdsh gosh gosh gosh gosgh >/////< @EWrangler ghhdhhhhgg all at once? 🥵🥵🥵 @shiversystem ffhhhhh ohhhhh goddess this is good 🥵💕💦💦💦 @Demodeview Just need to get yourself some lycanthrope HRT! @shiversystem dhrhrfdhdhdfghfhfsghdfgdgedyhsd 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @StebMcDreb plz babe 🥵🥵🥵 @Demodeview 🥵🥵🥵 @Demodeview gfdhgfdhhg 💦💕 "I had a really good tweet, but I'm high so I forgot, but it had something to do with a pack of horny lesbian werewolf tops having their way with me" @NLRG_ except ducks https://t.co/3633MGN8h2 @Demodeview hhhhhghhhh plz 🥵🥵🥵 @Demodeview hhghfdh it's true 🥵🥵🥵 "Given that her focus beam seems to be fairly close range, I think she is in fact meant to be able to handle the occasional close-range scuffle, and you're meant to fly away if things get dicey. At least I think." "I'm still getting used to flying. It's tempting to stay in the air and pick people off from there, but it's hard to aim that far away. At my skill level with her she feels better at close range, but she's really squishy. I'm still finding the balance." I still cannot believe they gave her nails on only one hand for that skin like the massive lesbian she is lol My first PotG as Echo! Might not be the most exciting PotG ever but I still had to share 🥰 https://t.co/3dHT9flfxY @HaileyAdamsXXX I just suddenly need to be teased by an older lesbian heck Me: Gosh it takes so much work to cum with a vulva My brain: Pregnancy Me: https://t.co/mRLAOaYlnz @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm blushing and I don't even know why! >////> "(That's the voice line wheel, and I have her best one at the ready lol)" "Reason #3,459 my gender is Echo: https://t.co/YtcBnRxfJb" "@NamelessMesmer As a fellow needle wuss, I wish you luck! It's less scary than you think and often feels really good right after 🥰" @AdrienneCohea LOVE THIS @miss_nikola Makes DPing a lot easier :V @BlimpLexi VERY YES 😍 @Little_SnowFox It's so true!!! "Invite to invite to group: A new feature for subs who don't want to be in charge of the group/pick what to play, but want to be grouped" "@jeymccreight Awww, thank you! I'll DM you my battletag 💕" @TheStubbornWolf Huge same I just want to play Echo and I keep getting grouped with healers that wanna play Lucio and Moira 😭😭😭 "@JessicaCyboid Meanwhile I'm like ""that's rad af even if it was all real"" lol" @JessicaCyboid Looking good! @rileybbq Good~ hehe @NikatinePrime @exiliaex anti-vampire room @HaileyAdamsXXX Heck yes! Then we definitely should! 🥰💕🤟 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg what if we got them together 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG I love that idea!!! "@Tonya_Song It's one of the reasons I'm immune from worries of ""What if I'm wrong and it was all real?"" If I die and find out the Christian God is real, I'm not going to be scared, I'm going to be PISSED. AT. HIM. because he's a horrific abuser. Fuck that guy, real or imaginary." @theserfstv Y I K E S "Either a Pokémon or Banjo-Kazooie, and who says I'm not gonna still get those tattoos? 😤" @BoringNerdyKate I got the blurry nips too and I kinda love it heh @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggggffffghh 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX Goddess the idea of us topping each other is so gay 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX But gosh I'd love to top you! 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX hggfff do ggggg Daddy!!! >/////< 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @NikkiOphan Oh hell yeah I'd love to play Minecraft with you! @HaileyAdamsXXX My new dildo? @ann_arcana I wish I knew what I did to get that fear out of me so I could share :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh! Oh! I do! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola Your hole is famous! @kerrizor We don't need to think about aging out. MILF porn for life 😤 "You know all those TFTG stories/comics where the guy gets turned into a girl and instantly becomes a total slut? I'm living the dream, is what I'm saying 😍" @AuntieEnid CUTE 💕 @MindEmilys That's REALLY good holy shit lol @MindEmilys 😳😳😳 @MindEmilys Literally this 😔 @DashForester Good~ "As always, the living situation makes filming stuff currently difficult, but there are a number of possible workarounds once I'm vaccinated from covid 👀" Me pre-transition: I have acquired all of the kinks I ever will My exhibitionist kink waiting in the shadows to pounce on me as soon as I'm filled with estrogen: Oh you stupid slut "Talking to my SW friends just makes me wanna film so much porn Please keep corrupting me, I love this 🥺" @Dekaprime 💕💕💕💕💕💕 "What's weird is, you might think I had these panic attacks because I knew I was queer, but it was deeper than that. I didn't consciously know I was queer, I didn't consciously think god hated me, but somehow I knew I was supposed to expect hell." @SquireOfCydonia @Chinchillazllla One of the many reasons fascism is way more at home on the right @Demodeview *hugs hugs* @linalinadc Baby sheep! "Growing up Christan I had multiple sobbing panic attacks as a kid worrying I'd end up in hell. And since my mom believed she couldn't tell me hell wasn't real, her reassurances weren't really that helpful. It's needlessly traumatizing to children." "For me at least one of the best remedies for bad brain thoughts like ""Your friends don't actually like you"" is all the constant evidence to the contrary. Turns out my friends really love me heck 😭💕💕💕" "@miss_nikola You look SO good in a collar and leash, gosh 💕" "@Chinchillazllla It's wild because like, within their own religion, if you accept Jesus you're safe from Satan forever. Like even if he was real and dangerous, they have an instant win up their sleeve. It's bananas." @tainkirrahe I used to own Payload back in the day! He's a solid lad @__eater__ The weirdest! 🥰 SHE SCREM https://t.co/jwTvIeZMI8 @Grey_IsTrue The Pirates movies pulled a ton from history. It's easy to forget in hindsight but the first one especially was trying to be way more realistic than previous pirate movies (minus the pirate zombies obviously). Even by the third one they were basing characters on historical ppl @OzmaRacc It's a really good sexuality! :3 @OzmaRacc I'm S4S (slut 4 slut) tbh @Ranting_Trans ULTRA GAY 💕 @jephjacques Hey I'm a first time reader and now an instant fan tbh @HookedAesthetic @LilSunflowerClo 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic that sounds really really really fun gosh 😳💕💕💕 @princessofsn0w3 @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic BLUSHING @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic ggghh y-yes >////< @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic hggghh I don't know what you're talking about! nothing but a big girl here >/////> @RaeGun2k @MagsVisaggs Makes total sense and same tbh @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic 😳😳😳 @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic Yeah she definitely needs two! @HookedAesthetic Good :3 "@itsmezje Transitioning turned me from ""straight"" to lesbian, and I'm also exclusively T4T now so it's gay no matter what lol" @ZucchinnaArt Ooooh where'd you get that backdrop? @nocturnmusings also me @miss_nikola SO FUCKING PROUD OF U BABE 💕💕💕 "I have two different sizes of vibrator now and honestly? Given how my vag feels now, many hours after a dilation session using just vibrators, this is really promising! Good for days when I don't have the spoons to roll out the entire kit" "@MagsVisaggs Oh yeah, I wondered that constantly" "@LilahSturges Movies don't have to be merely sequels or reboots anymore and are sometimes both. That said, the title, tone of the trailer, and mentioning James Gunn's name a bunch is them trying to show people who were burned on the last one that this time will be different." @ZucchinnaArt I've yet to dislike any implementation of it personally 🤷‍♀️ But I can see it's divisive. They should really just avoid it @tfwiki As if I didn't need another reason to love y'all! Thank you so much 💕 @QuestForTori *pats head* At least it made for some hilarious content :P This was my first time even hearing the voice line Ana says when she's boosted lmao "Getting some practice in with Echo in Overwatch. I kinda like how random the ult can be? Like, oops I was trying to duplicate DVa, I duplicated Ana, oh shit I've never played Ana before! Huh, this is cool, oh, ult! Aaaaand... I boosted our Ana, lol It's exciting lol :V" "@sunflowrgirl420 I mean if it isn't, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!" @SatanaKennedy yum 😍😍😍 @ann_arcana 😳 "I'm cool with this, though a Bumblebee sequel with an older Charlie as the lead was a big hope of mine. My guess is they're gonna try to appeal to G1 fans even more than BB did." @HaileyAdamsXXX I miss you so much Daddy 😭💕💕💕 I'm SO gay and my friends are SO hot and they live SO far away it's BULLSHIT D:< @JessicaCyboid CUTE @retronouns Best state in the country imo 🥰 @waitworry I have... so many questions... @waitworry This picture is so unsettling @sextoyspolitics love you tons 💕💕💕 @sextoyspolitics Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @sextoyspolitics I hope this didn't come off as overly mean! I'm having a weird day emotionally. "@sextoyspolitics If in the future you'd like to message me before unfollowing based on who I follow I'd appreciate it. Not for the privacy, just so I'm more likely to see it and act quickly. I'd really hate to lose you as a friend :/" @sextoyspolitics I hope we're still cool 💕 @sextoyspolitics 💕💕💕 Lemme know if you notice Lindsey is back and I'll keep an eye out too. Joel has been unfollowed. "@sextoyspolitics I kinda see it as a threat because you're a really good friend that I'd hate to lose. I thought Lindsey deleted her account? I can't seem to find it, but unfollowing is no problem at all" @BVDGRRLXXX goshhhhh 🥵 "@Demodeview You will always, always, always look better on HRT than you think" I suggested the name Pom because of the lamb character in @mane6dev's @themsfightherds 💕 @SnortingEstrace It's a very good tattoo idea @ProtoTheDweeb @VonRojas @QueenStodge That's a really cool idea! @HenryWHall Oh I thought it was later. They're definitely kitbashes but the chest seemed like it was Universe Ratchet. Guess not! Plus even if I was right they kitbashed Arcee from nothing @miss_nikola @RoxxieMoth AWWWW CUTE @HenryWHall Universe Ratchet was easier to come by and cheaper than G1 Perceptor was in 2009 :P @HenryWHall @QueenStodge For at least a little bit there will be eBay sellers selling him separately. It's how I was able to do this lol https://t.co/7CVgiJAwRS @QueenStodge Yeah I just have this memory clear as day of the purple one being offered on Hasbro Pulse @desert_daisie Yeah there's some returning cast. I think they're trying to make good on the mood and tone they lied about with the last one's trailer @desert_daisie Yes. This one is a redo @excogs CUTIE GOSH 💕 @VioletWren428 @TiredSisyphus Yeah then I'd say don't even go tbh "@VioletWren428 If it were me I'd refuse. Like sure meet up with them, but they don't get to demand how you present. The entitlement so many cis family members have is kinda gross." do you think joe biden knows about the chaos emeralds "Is this literally just a case of entitled ""No other movies should be out now!""?" https://t.co/w47MJlxOgD I think that's where Pan lives HE ALSO LEANS INTO PETS MY HEART 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕 He's very lightly snuggling up against me 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/hb06iZLbgv This other one is a little more lethargic but we're gonna take care of him 💕💕💕 https://t.co/EKefC73G9C this sure is a weird looking dog but I love him anyway https://t.co/rv4HU0WkSv "@EvoChanger Nah, this is a very good idea" @QueenStodge Maybe I'm misremembering. I could've sworn there was another purple Fossilizer being released on its own and that I already pre-ordered but maybe I'm getting mixed up with Transmutate? @QueenStodge So is the other purple Fossilizer NOT Skellivore? @BVDGRRL This looks like so much fun omg @BVDGRRL So many pool toys gosh 😍 @sextoyspolitics Take all the time you need! I'm glad you're sorting out your gender 💕💕💕 "@LuceXLuceWest Awww you're welcome, cutie! Just speaking the truth~ 💕💕💕" @LuceXLuceWest You're so fucking cute gosh 💕💕💕 off topic but for a solid 30 seconds I was confused as to why Timmy was rolling Cosmo into a joint @excogs ... fair @machtackle I'd be 100% okay with that lol But I'll take reissues! @machtackle They need to reissue Metroplex imo @excogs Aw heck I missed it D:< @hmsnofun TRUE FACTS @HenryWHall The 20th anniversary one came out like right as I started collecting Transformers seriously. Anything before that was before my time lol @im_just_laur Cooking friend! https://t.co/63GPBjdKBV "@ThousandsOfBees Actually the +1 on toughness was a mistake that made it to print lol Or maybe that was on the original Lhurgoyf? Regardless tho, if it's gonna resolve with 0 life, don't cast it :P" "@ThousandsOfBees I believe there are only about 8 card types, give or take" @ThousandsOfBees It maxes out at 8 :P "Every Transformers cartoon episode from the G1 continuity that released on disc that I'm aware of, now all on one shelf 💕 https://t.co/VMKDuLGhwO" @Demodeview Imagine what HRT will do! :3 @QueenStodge @ZucchinnaArt THIS @ZucchinnaArt How did they break? I gathered them throughout the Prime trilogy and they seem fine? His mom abandoned him so we're just gonna take extra good care of him 💕 sleppy shep https://t.co/xwCc0CwZYZ @edensthings Happy birthday Eden! 💕💕💕💕 "@OtherverseG This is my trade binder and these cards have been in it for years, so, I guess junk lol" This sure is a card I keep pulling https://t.co/LftnTKr1Ba LITERALLY THE SECOND PACK I OPENED LOL https://t.co/yN8ve0GP22 @JessicaCyboid FUCK I need to try this 🥵🥵🥵 @Monicaaaaaah I'm got/am getting the moderna one too! Good to know 💕 "@RanatokiParalax Honestly I might grab a box of that too, money allowing. It's looking really good so far!" @Monicaaaaaah Thank you for these updates! My second is still 4 weeks away. Which vaccine did you get? Really glad I ordered this before the price doubled 😬 👀👀👀 https://t.co/wxDmWx7d1u @ghostface1977 @Hilbabe @TrashBabyEva Wow look it's someone with zero taste @TrexPushups Yes plz 👀👀👀👀 @TrashBabyEva GAAAAAAAAAAY @NLRG_ COMPETELY unrelated but gosh it'd be fun to visit y'all again 🤔 I'm so damn gay lol @QuestForTori Just imagine being a shortstack 😍 @QuestForTori IT REALLY SHOULD BE Side note but why the fuck is everyone afraid of hyphens? Oh goddammit! https://t.co/zYxkjmIwPt @TrashBabyEva Of course! 💕 Going for half of what they're worth online This Target somehow has Time Spiral packs??? https://t.co/AcLHg3xMnR @WritingLair Maybe a stomach pattern? I'm unsure This is my exact issue! Such a boring design! https://t.co/B0zO1NiREb Typhlosion fans are like Hufflepuff fans in that I don't understand but they're VERY proud of it Favorite: Charizard Least favorite: It's a race to the bottom between Emboar and Typhlosion @WillowPoss That's a mood @BVDGRRL Turns out you absolutely wanted to live there lol It makes sense to do Terrorsaur if you're doing BW Scorponok! They're both season one characters that never get any love! https://t.co/ueVeh0ZNba "@Azure_Husky We've been there for days, but this is the first instance of Evergreen *anthro* porn lol" @miss_nikola Very! 😍 @vexwerewolf Gotta love how transphobes will always without fail stumble into the idea that minorities shouldn't be listened to because they're minorities and thinking that's a good look @HaileyAdamsXXX @AngryNerdBird 😳😳😳💕 @SnortingEstrace FUCK YEAH @hmsnofun I'm really excited for this video 👀 @NewGenderWhoDis HOT 👀💕💦 @BVDGRRL My fursuit is gonna have the FATTEST TITS @HaileyAdamsXXX OOF @machtackle yeah they're kinda rare... @machtackle (does anyone still have them in stock?) "@machtackle stop that, it's contagious!" "@thereisnoclaire ""I think that joke goes 'YOU'RE a-peein'"" ""Heh, but, I'm not!""" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much lol 💕💕💕 Remember that Robot Chicken sketch where Optimus finds blood in his urine and finds out he has prostate cancer @FakeEyes22 Who's the lime green one on the left? P E E S Q U A D https://t.co/IAOViNiFiO @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview HECK 😳💕💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview hell yea @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview I'm gonna be real here I'm only absorbing like every other words b1mbo @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview heck >////> @litterboxhex That's what I keep SAYING @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview hhggfh yes Daddy 🥵💕 @BimboWithABolo Guardians of the Galaxy 2 "Words are kinda fuzzy and hard to come by, call this the bimbo vaccine" @femboyymilf @CamisGoodBoy Awwwww! 💕💕💕 @emilyvdw There's a lot of furries that are gonna be joking mad at you now :P @linalinadc Neat! @QueenStodge Going against potential Hasbro lawyers: Might be survivable Going against Disney lawyers: The makers of this toy have a death wish "@miss_nikola This is so good, gosh 😍" @NewGenderWhoDis @miss_nikola @LeafTilde HUGE AGREE "The second I read this tweet I was like ""What does this tone remind me of?"" It's 100% hot dog guy" https://t.co/2mYjdPkQTy "@dreamingnoctis Mine's a bit mild too, but my tics have ALWAYS been vocal and loud so it hardly matters RIP" @blindrapture He was actually one of the guards that have been helping at the ranch! But I didn't even know what he looked like oof >.> "Anyway, yay! I'm officially 50% vaccinated! 50% club woooooo!" Probably killed young because of demonic possession (tourettes) @im_just_laur It's a really awkward and frustrating thing to deal with for sure :/ @hmsnofun Nice! "There was a guy with an eye patch getting a vaccine who walked by me and said ""Hey stranger!"" and frustratedly walked away when I didn't recognize him. He was wearing a mask, I have no idea who that was >.>" @MrsStephinMerit @Madame_mousey Hey! >/////< "@norintha She figured out we were a couple because of our collars lol. She said I should come with you and Daisy, whenever y'all are scheduled" My arm hurts a tiny bit. Need to sit here for 15 minutes to make sure everything's okay Everyone's so nice at the place they're doing vaccines in town! 😭💕💕💕 @ElyEelee We should interact more! :P @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX fghdgdfg plz 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview ghjfhfd @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 @PersephoneHime I am still learning the names lol But I love that name! "Anyway, I'm excited. Didn't think that would happen lol" "Wasn't Killer Crock in the last one? And he looked like shit? I know Crock's appearance can vary, but still And now it's just straight up King Shark exactly how you'd expect him to be?" Part of what excites me about this new Suicide Squad is the characters they've added are some of the silliest in the DC Universe. I've always said one of DC's strengths is camp/not taking itself too seriously. @HaileyAdamsXXX Okay 🤟💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'll add them to the list! 🥰 @Paladin4221 Nah "I really need to catch up on the good ones, though. I need to see Aquaman, Shazam, and Brids of Prey" Easy to forget among all the Justice League talk lately that DC movies are actually very occasionally kinda good now that they've eased up on a planned out grimdark cinematic universe. "James Gunn directed my favorite superhero movie, so yeah, I'll give this a shot." @Adoratrix RIGHT??? @Lynntendo64 Happ birth! 💕💕💕 "@ValravenApocIII @LeftAtLondon Only if Nat then quips back ""But they don't even know what time it is""" @LefterisPrime I really hope I didn't sell my Classics Megatron because this is an AMAZING idea @Liophora Gay reasons? 👀 @StargirlSednira Hey there hot friend~ 😘 @FantasiesFract1 I LOVED watching the Rainbow Brite movie on the Disney Channel when I was a kid!!! @DarkTyrannosaur Now I have! @DarkTyrannosaur - Cute swimsuit! - Gosh I wanna eat your ass 😍😍😍 @nocturnmusings Distance is homophobic frankly D:< @Gender_Thief I did! @SixArmedSweater SO PRETTY 😍😍😍 @omgjacquiebee YUP it sucks 😭 The best part of being a slutty gay is I have a LOT of hot friends 🥵 @PrivateWelshman It sucks so much lol 😭 "I've shared my art on here in the past. I can definitely draw better than most I guess, but the frustration comes from the fact that I can imagine ANYTHING, but draw significantly less than everything." The curse of being a 1 is it doesn't make making representational art easier or better 🙃 Finally 2021 is cyberpunk in a cool way https://t.co/8YYFVc5k8T @nyaakat It's a very kissable tum! 😍 @SportIsARight That does sound nice honestly @assignedbrave @SweetBeansComix Salty beans @The_Ada_Rhodes @StopTweetingMia @nocturnmusings We all did 🤦‍♀️ @PersephoneHime Simic! @PhilosophyTube I was just wondering a few days ago if the arsonist would return in your videos! @ChronoKatie I agree so much I have it framed on my wall! @ZJemptv Heck yeah that's wonderful! 💕 @ClassiestBuu @vexwerewolf Extremely good point @SnortingEstrace I can barely manage using 2 accounts lol In less than 24 hours I'll be half vaccinated against covid 🥰 @ProtoTheDweeb @Venya8008 Sure! I'll message you 💕 @EllaFennec @BVDGRRL THANK YOU BTW 💕💕💕 @EllaFennec @BVDGRRL Okay >.> @EllaFennec @BVDGRRL WELL HECK @EllaFennec @BVDGRRL I mean that would be awesome but of course I'm broke atm 😭 Also while I'm an artist myself I've yet to be able to doodle a salamander that looks cute. I'm thinking I might just go with a Salazzle? Regardless I'm still unsure what she should look like. I do have a jackalope tho "@BVDGRRL I'm so bad at timing having money, and knowing of an artist with open slots. I've never once been able to commission art RIP" @ProtoTheDweeb @Venya8008 Doesn't look like it is :/ "@vexwerewolf One of my biggest crushes, in fact 😳💕" @bizarrobrain @vexwerewolf RIGHT????? @StebMcDreb EXACTLY! @Flailmorpho_ TRUE. FACTS. @KayleeStellar @DesignBillie I loved Animorphs too! "The flavor of these lands is so perfect too! We're in a wizard school, so you're being tested on your knowledge (your hand). If you know more, you can access the mana more efficiently. https://t.co/4mrvMLLiby" @Venya8008 Omg I need to read the comics so bad @Flailmorpho_ EXACTLY Enemy color pairs are the queerest pairs. There. I said it. "Seriously, that flavor text describes beautifully why I love enemy color pairs so much" The Snarls are a really cool idea with VERY good flavor text! https://t.co/KfX2dJLxmS "Also not for nothing but the idea of Legally Distinct From Harry Potter, Minus JKR is pretty appealing" I wasn't super excited for Strixhaven until I learned that it appears to be enemy color pair themed? Literally my favorite color pairs are the enemy ones! "@jzzvid @deathpigeon Less temporary than like, body paint tho" "@Demodeview Yeah, I know~" @NikkiOphan See that little pink bit? Might be an hole! @NikkiOphan Anything is fuckable if you believe it in your heart! "@Demodeview @NewGenderWhoDis @Azure_Husky Listen, when me and Emma finally meet up, very gay things happening is extremely likely" @lucashoal @SofaJustice Yep it was him! Now I remember! @joelax9 @WifeofWhirl Now THIS is someone with taste! "@lucashoal @SofaJustice There was a video I watched recently that argued Daria might've been intended for Gen X, but she resonated more with Millennials. I wish I could remember who made it tho..." @NewGenderWhoDis @Azure_Husky You're EXTREMELY smoochable tbh 😍😍😍 @Azure_Husky @NewGenderWhoDis RIGHT??? So pretty!!! @miss_nikola @NikkiOphan Hell yeeeeeah can't wait! @ZeDingo Neat! @ZeDingo I assume that's an Apex character? "@NewGenderWhoDis I am SO HAPPY for you that you don't need to work there anymore! You persevered so fucking hard, girl!" @ZeDingo I don't want to play Apex Probably know what? @JeziDoomBaby Heck yeah! Congrats! 💕💕💕 "Given that I STRUGGLED to hold onto barely silver in Overwatch, I'm 100% okay with this https://t.co/klSp3dKOvv" @Rawr_Mom I mean that's fine honestly THE FACT THAT ANOTHER BIG GAME DOES THIS MAKES ME EVEN ANGRIER THAT OVERWATCH DOESN'T https://t.co/xCWwBeZden "And yeah, losers should get a small reward even if no one left. That way there would in theory be less people going ""Well if I'm not even getting comp currency for being steamrolled, why am I here?""" "To clarify: Early leavers get nothing, but their TEAM, even if they lose (which, they will, since it's comp and no one else can join mid-match), gets a small reward. Then you can afford to ease other penalties for leaving. https://t.co/LbxIgXyGjv" "Oh while I'm on the subject: Golden guns should be swappable between characters. I applied the ONE I could save for (that took a YEAR because I suck lol) to Tracer, who I now can't play due to shoddy internet." "Only allowing the winners to save for a golden gun is extremely ableist. I'm talking a TINY amount btw. Like, 5-10% of what the winners get." "Here's how you solve the issue of assholes leaving the game early: Award the losing team a small amount of comp currency. Like, period. Every time. It also helps people who have a skill cap get SOMETHING from playing even if they suck. Been saying this for YEARS." "Thanks @PlayOverwatch. I guess golden guns are only for people who live in big expensive cities, huh?" OH COOL NOW I CAN ONLY QUEUE FOR QUICK PLAY "I mean I COULD be wrong? But I just tried comp for the first time in years, disconnected mid-match and was told by the friend I was playing with that everyone ditched right after lol https://t.co/SU1XH3gXf7" "I kinda refuse to believe there isn't a way to program it so if it detects a power outage, you don't get penalized. And yes I'm aware people could game it by unplugging their router or whatever. I say let's fucking make them commit to that." "Being matched with people in Overwatch who love to ditch mid-match all because I live in the country and I'm not on reliable city power. Thanks, Blizzard." "Seriously, I was against them turning off duplicate characters in quick play. I'm OLD school with this game. Once more for emphasis: Fuck arcade mode" FUCK ARCADE MODE TBH "I haven't played Overwatch comp in years, so I'm just now learning they have a version of comp that doesn't require you pick a role? I'm sorry why the ever loving FUCK is that OPTIONAL in COMP but REQUIRED in CASUAL???" "I love how in the MCU, Doctor Strange and Iron Man hate each other IMMEDIATELY because they both know the other is a LOT like themselves and that infuriates them both." @AngryNerdBird I recommend watching Peaugh's review of it. There's a few important things the instructions are bad at explaining. Like something with the stand is explained at the end when it needs to be mentioned first (though I see you figured out the stand) @LeftAtLondon huge if true @LavenderNRed Same @tainkirrahe I want Huffer so bad but he's either sold out or not being shipped for a month RIP I like Doctor Strange well enough. I'd say he's the only one that needs to stay lol "@PinkRangerLyra OMG I NEVER REALIZED THAT BUT THAT WAS HER, WASN'T IT?? 😭😭😭" "If you're talking about your own experience & how you feel male socialization affected you in specific ways, that's completely valid But it is VERY difficult (IMO impossible) to talk about such a thing in relation to someone else and/or the wider community and not be transphobic" "So much this. Much like ""biological males,"" even if it's arguably true in some cases, the phrasing and framing of the discussion is harmful to transfemmes, in many cases intentionally so." "And Archer's mom, fuck" Nooooooo not Lucille Bluth! "@Grey_IsTrue Regardless of where the blame lies, I'm furious that they're dragging their feet. I had no idea but it explains a lot. This is causing real harm to a lot of my friends and loved ones. But I definitely agree with your point. I'm just really mad now lol" So this is why so many of my friends are loved ones on SSI are still waiting on these. Wtf. "@Demodeview Yeah the closest we have is the Overwatch guy, and he's fine, but he always sounds sleepy lol" "@litterboxhex I've always wondered what the difference was, but I hear it's better/easier? I got penile inversion" "@RajelAran I mean, same lol" "@tainkirrahe Yeah I usually prefer brighter colors on my robots, but the muted red and blue on him looks really good" "Okay good news! The entirety of season one is on DVD! Not season two unfortunately, but I'll take it. However, the name/categorizing they used is so goddamn confusing https://t.co/ZazGqF7but" "@LilahSturges Congrats! I'm still about a month away from my second, but I'm getting my first tomorrow!" @AngryNerdBird @tainkirrahe Really happy for you though! You're gonna have a fun day 🥰 @AngryNerdBird @tainkirrahe OMG MINE HASN'T SHIPPED YET 😭😭😭 "I do not understand the logic that I'm assuming they were operating on that like, kids don't give a shit? Like if you're gonna assume that why NOT just do a random selection of episodes? The whole thing seems poorly planned at best and predatory at worst." "Okay so the first 12 episodes are actually in a single 3 pack for like $12 which is great (I initially assumed from the name ""3 pack fun"" that it was a random selection of episodes but luckily that's not the case). But I think this is all that made! 12 episodes out of 52! Wtf! https://t.co/2ArYKxuukS" The one silver lining at least is each of these volumes are selling for less than $10 which is definitely a fair price. "@IikeClockwork @ValnarDragoness I understand I guess, but like, FIRST THING, unsubscribe! There's no downside!" "When you type in ""The Looney"" into Amazon the FIRST SUGGESTION is ""The Looney Tunes Show complete series"" I feel lied to lol" "Finally looking into if The Looney Tunes Show (that show you keep seeing clips from on the TL where Lola Bunny is awesome?) ever came out on DVD Still looking into season 2, but season 1 they released in VOLUMES of FOUR episodes each because I guess this is buying anime in 2000" @ValnarDragoness It's just weird because there's a really easy workaround @ValnarDragoness Yeah I remember the cards but I feel like I haven't seen them in years lol "@Demodeview Oh totally. Everyone I've talked to that isn't management at Blizzard seems wonderful. Bobby Kotick is a pimple on Satan's ass, though" "@PrissyOrcGF I guess it's only applying to game time, not subscriptions? Which is a distinction I barely understand personally. Still shitty, though." "@Demodeview I mean for what it's worth I guess it's just game time? You can still subscribe for monthly increments, and do what I do which is cancel immediately" "Okay I guess that's not as bad. Still shitty, but what I was doing anyway was subscribing for a monthly charge, then immediately unsubscribing. I'm not sure where one even buys ""game time"" anymore? https://t.co/9AK1HfWZfo" @JuniperTheSluth I thought they were the same thing "I can guarantee you that they looked at the numbers, saw that when people return to WoW it's on average only for a month, and they acted accordingly. This is beyond scummy." "This SUCKS. 90 and 180 days, like sure, I never used those subscription options, but whenever I get back into WoW it's NEVER for a full two months. It's usually about a month. This is Bobby Kotick saying he wants more money from me for no reason. I'm mad." "@vexwerewolf I used to think the Union Jack looked cool until Hbomb pointed out it's not even symmetrical AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT There's Reasons for it but I'm talking about the red stripes. They're all off center, it sucks lol" @SeanDStevens1 That's either ominous or hopeful lol @Mommy_Katrina @hazeldaydreamer I LOVED that movie as a kid! It was the first Nickelodeon movie! @OzmaRacc @hazeldaydreamer Yeah my dad was big on insisting we have cable. I don't think we were exactly rich? But I totally get that most kids didn't have cable. I don't think your experience is that uncommon "@BVDGRRL It's Log, it's Log It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!" I actually love how Transformers collector friends on Twitter are just enablers for each other haha All my friends in the UK got Kingdom Huffer but he's sold out on the US end of Hasbro Pulse and he's not shipping until May 1st *huffs* D:< @SeanDStevens1 I mean she's a fundamentalist Christian so who knows her opinion on trans people @QuestForTori IT'S TRUE THAT'S SO MUCH OF THE APPEAL FOR ME LOL "@QuestForTori Honestly this is how I feel about the Switch. I want like, every game in physical form" @QuestForTori I had no idea Undertale came out on Vita! @QuestForTori I love that Sora charm! @HaileyAdamsXXX I thought I had a crush on her but I guess I just wanted to be her lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh yeah she was Penny! I forgot about that! @Demodeview Here's an example: There was an episode where they read entries from a message board for people sexually attracted to watches @Demodeview Terrible things found on the internet @deathpigeon Colloidal silver can turn you blue if you drink a ton of it for a long time @Demodeview Terrible things read with enthusiasm @dead_girly One is a movie to be fair lol @Bobby_Corwin @Grey_IsTrue BELLY NIPS I feel as though she might be trans but regardless she's queer as hell and you know what? Same There's a spin-off F+ podcast called Extra Credit and THE Lesbiathan (literally the best username ever) is one of the hosts and I'm already a fan lol @HaileyAdamsXXX I love that we both loved Harriet the Spy tho! 😍 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Same, but only in theory. I was never into Buffy and didn't like network tv lol" @DigiLewna Obviously there's going to be overlap but you literally just told me you were a 00's kid :P @Bobby_Corwin @Grey_IsTrue Probably just two but now I'm tempted to do more 🤔 "@StopTweetingMia I would have been the same had I been born later, no question lol" HEADCANON ACQUIRED https://t.co/LXPB2Paakn "@DigiLewna ""90's kid"" usually means ""born in the 80's"" It rarely refers to when you were born" "@Tragedienne404 I don't understand how I missed Shelby Woo. It aired in 1996, wtf" @XylariaVG Hell yeah congrats! 💕💕💕 Where's my money Joe??? Don't make me take the rug!!! @RaeGun2k @BonkyMoon I am SO GLAD testosterone isn't in my body anymore lol. So many men my age (or in this case slightly older) are getting wrinkly and I'm glad I'm able to have at least a few extra years of being soft and smooth lol @SportIsARight I was just talking with @RaeGun2k about YTV tho! And Harriet the Spy was a Nickelodeon movie! @RaeGun2k @BonkyMoon Omg I love that "@RaeGun2k @BonkyMoon Though some stuff happened in reverse! We got Are You Afraid of the Dark AND Goosebumps (Nickelodeon and uhhhhh I think Fox Kids respectively?) because of filming up north, eh?" "@RaeGun2k @BonkyMoon Yeah as near as I can tell, YTV just grabbed stuff randomly from various channels in the 90's" "I'm really glad we finally got a Rodimus that doesn't involve finicky armor bits. MP version disappointed me, PotP version was a joke, but this one looks solid. Gonna feel nice to compete that character once and for all in my collection." @tainkirrahe Yeah I'm honestly really glad we finally have a Rodimus that doesn't involve finicky armor. Even the MP version of him was kinda shit imo @ARCTIC_ST0RM WHERE? "@Vangelus Yeah my first choice would've been Figuarts, then maybe Revoltech... then like, Hasbro? NECA figures are way too fragile" @tainkirrahe I TOO AM BOOBOO THE FOOL "@tainkirrahe lol I got one too I dunno what I'm gonna do with all these Optimuses, but I REALLY wanted a complete set of those guys that turn into ramps lol" @vexwerewolf SAME THO I loved that they got to turn into animals so much lol "The magic of Nickelodeon (for kids with cable, at least) was it was the only kids' network for a while! So kids who were assumed to be boys could ""get away with"" watching shows staring girls. It was kinda revolutionary in its own way." "Oh and btw, I said ""closeted"" but I'm including ""eggy"" in that. I didn't KNOW I was a girl, I just had a lot of Thoughts that are obvious in hindsight" "@Grey_IsTrue There's no way my eventual fursuit isn't gonna have tits, people better get over it 😤" @Katabassist I don't know how to follow on my phone but I'll do that as soon as I'm in front of a computer again! @joelax9 Oh for sure. I'm just impatient haha "@Monicaaaaaah I've cooled off a ton on blocking chasers tbh (there's just too fucking many), but dick in your pfp is an instant block. I do not understand why cis guys do that." "I mean if that's the case I guess I get it, but it's still frustrating https://t.co/l7SVz8MFTV" "Wanda and Vision are both getting Marvel Legends figured and Wanda at least is also getting a Marvel Select figure, but Figuarts is the best by far. I want the best version of Wanda's costume. This sucks." WandaVision: No sign of any Figuarts figures weeks after the show is over Falcon and The Winter Soldier: Figuarts after the first episode Come the fuck on. https://t.co/Wq3ENz0wyp @maegodhavemercy @VarimbehPhen NA NA NA-NA-NA "Anyway for years I thought I had a crush on Michelle Trachtenberg, but I think I just wanted to be her lol" @SwiftAusterity I am too! It's a thing! "And that was probably intentional, right? The creatives at Nickelodeon wanted to inspire girls as much as boys. They just didn't realize they'd be inspiriting girls who didn't know they were girls lol" "Everyone's like ""I didn't know this was a thing, but,"" I didn't either lol! But I was personally obsessed with pretending to be a spy for like an entire summer after Harriet the Spy came out. And I can PROMISE you I wouldn't have cared as much if it were a boy." @_loading_name SAME Inspired by a thread started by @QuinntoBean. I'm realizing that Nickelodeon had SO MANY female role models for kids! "Were you a Clarissa Explains It All closeted trans girl 90's kid, a Harriet the Spy closeted trans girl 90's kid, or a Secret World of Alex Mack closeted trans girl 90's kid?" @miss_nikola SUCH a good girl! 💕💕💕 @PizzaFacts2go In the accessories bin lol @PizzaFacts2go I'm happy with him too! :P https://t.co/YiOXjhsQrW @Maisie_layne @QuinntoBean I literally pretended to be a spy around my neighborhood for an entire summer after that movie omg @HenryWHall We were lied to lol I've been sleeping on too much of Cyberverse @shiversystem There's several! The far more famous one is Sky-Byte Honestly I didn't even look at his name either lol (since that might've clued me in) This is why Transformers should be packaged in alt modes 😤 I saw Hammerbyte in stores for months and kept passing on him because his robot mode is kinda boring imo BUT I HAD NO IDEA HIS ALT MODE WAS THAT COOL https://t.co/wRxydFF7q1 @ComicsByXan Oh hey it's my face! @EmpressOfRobots @Peaugh Holy hell an hour long Peaugh video! @DragonQueenRose I'd love to too! 😳😳😳😳😳 @DragonQueenRose gosh those curves 😍😍😍 @HalleyHanna I shall! The new location for the ranch should have LOTS of wall space for shelves hehe @maegodhavemercy @Catnip_OD @Daniela_A_Wolfe And I couldn't think of a better teammate 🥰💕💕💕 @HalleyHanna I have one... still in the box because there's no room for him RIP 😭 @QuestForTori That girl can double jump! @Catnip_OD @Daniela_A_Wolfe @maegodhavemercy Happy to help 💕💕💕 @TankUnderhell You can see she was waiting for me. Just decided to stand there while she did it for some reason lol @ProtoTheDweeb @HaileyAdamsXXX We're SUPER gay @TwippingVanilla Offensive with 30 seconds to spare. We ended up winning despite having the entire rest of the map left to go lol junkrat op blizz plz nerf :V Hey wanna see me do a team kill? #Overwatch 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/nuXidFc4G9 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too! So much 🥰💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Because you're a kinky clown 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX heck >.> @RipleyStorm OMG THAT'S WONDERFUL RIPLEY! CONGRATS! 💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh no I'm sorry sweetheart :/ @NewGenderWhoDis OMG 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @MarcyKingUltra I LOVE YOUR FELIX PLUSH 😍😍😍 Also I have the same Sweet Beans stuffie :3 @Katheryn_Lin Very true lol @hmsnofun I've hatched enough people with some of my tweets that I lost count. It's surreal and... a bunch of emotions I can't fully describe @an_mistake I had a Xanga too! lol "Not to complain too much about an objective improvement, it's just a surreal place to be as a collector." "The fact that so much of WfC uses Masterpiece designs really makes it hard to justify buying MPs. Because like, in (almost!) every instance Masterpiece is better imo, but it's not *4 times better* like the price difference implies." I try to be really careful about throwing away wrappers but I live with a bunch of people and stuff can fall through the cracks. She's doing okay now at least They are babies forever My cat Takkun: Is basically middle aged in cat years (7) Also my cat Takkun: Just threw up a candy wrapper @PAWBMONSTER Hell yeah! @ChronoKatie I have a few collections that are similar lol @fluffy Yes but I imagine the number of people scouring old Usenet logs is small :P "@aristidexo It's undeniably a problem we as a society are gonna have to reckon with, but I do think it'll be mitigated a BIT by the constantly shifting landscape of the internet. Nothing from Geocities survived. MySpace wiped everything too. Could happen with current sites in the future." "There might be embarrassing LiveJournal posts made by 16-year-old me, but I couldn't even tell you what my username was, and digital cameras were rare and cumbersome so I didn't have my face on it" When I was 16 it was 2003. Thank fuck. Whirl is the perfect Transformer I will not elaborate Women only want one thing and it's Whirl https://t.co/mw8PNCWGIy @tainkirrahe It's wild to me that we're still getting new 1984 characters 15 years into Generations That Optimus Prime Legends one didn't count! @ChronoKatie Hell yeah! That rush of finally completing a collection is SOOOO good 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhfhhggf yes Daddy 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX huff I like being a cock warmer 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX hgfxfhjxjfjgdhjg true 🥵🥵🥵 @DragonsBouquet (but seriously congrats!) @DragonsBouquet HECK you're older than me! D:< @addamschloe Heck yeah congrats!!! @SportIsARight Heck yeah!!! Mine's in 53 hours and 7 minutes but who's counting >.> "@rozietoez It's like, obviously I'm willing to acknowledge that I'm not a cis woman, but I fucking refuse to play along with word games that attempt to exclude me from the definition of woman." @HaileyAdamsXXX 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ "@DVanillannie For me it was direct deposit for the first two, and it fucking better not be mailed for this one. Can the Democrats PLEASE do this better than the Republicans? What an embarrassment" "@rileyliftsstuff Wonderful glowup, gosh! 😍" "@assignedbrave No, but I have one of the Newage figures that are about the same scale I think? Maybe smaller?" "Yeah for whatever reason, just like with the $600, they have no info for me. https://t.co/jIUjpa8Rkq" How did they manage to fuck up so hard that it's taking longer than the last check did "THIS DIDN'T WORK, WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY JOE" "@MaiaFranklyn Same, but I just really don't want them to be afraid to revisit play patterns. Some play patterns aren't as good! Never really cared for weaponizers. There's only so many potentially good ideas out there" @MaiaFranklyn I'm legitimately upset that they're probably gonna completely abandon the idea as soon as WfC is over. Also the guys that turn into little buildings! I love them too! @hmsnofun Hatching through smut is magical 🥰 "@Kalindlara @DeciusNero I like the idea of a monster that you can barely tell where its parts are, but the execution is too dark. Like literally, I can't see shit" @DeciusNero @Kalindlara No one is lol @NikatinePrime I would like to play that "@ErikaBloodaxe @tawnuskgrevy Hans is a lover, not a fighter! It's why Saffi told him to run lol" "@ARCTIC_ST0RM @HouseholdWheel This is definitely why. Though personally I'd use the name ""Bumblebee 2"" until we get a real title" @nocturnmusings Okay obviously I'm on the far right of this chart but I like to think I'm wholesome too so now I'm curious @BVDGRRL thank u for this pupdate @assignedbrave I'm pushing 4 years on HRT and it's still surprising lol @nlrghorny huff 🥵 "Anyway I wish the Time Spiral Remastered box art was actually on Tarmogoyf. It's in my opinion the best art of a Lhurgoyf yet, and WAY better than the old Future Sight art where you can barely tell what's even going on in it https://t.co/sZqzG7SbMU" @nobodyinpartic3 Indeed it did @tawnuskgrevy I love that her new card is showing that she at least didn't go down without a fight https://t.co/kIVP43hNXh @tawnuskgrevy Oh cool! I had no idea! @assignedbrave There was a few years in the early 2010's when the only new versions of G1 characters we were getting were IDW lol (I know there was more than just these two but they're the only ones I can remember atm) https://t.co/3fpvAm81Pr "@assignedbrave Tiny scale is disappointing, but he DOES look really good..." @assignedbrave I am assume you mean an IDW-style one? Because that sounds sexy tbh "@wehpudicabok It's all Tarmogoyf, who is a kind of Lhurgoyf (same creature type) Hans had no idea how bad they got lol" "@assignedbrave Oh, did KFC make a good unofficial Cylconus?" A Lhurgoyf is something you never want to run into https://t.co/5RyZqAaMVw "One of the funniest cards in MtG to me is the original Lhurgoyf You read the name: Lhurgoyf. What's a Lhurgoyf? You read the creature type: Lhurgoyf. The fuck's a Lhurgoyf??? You read the flavor text which basically says ""Why did you think there'd be help for you here?"" https://t.co/JYvh0Et2ZE" @AmazonChique They were trying to do a trope subversion but to what end I couldn't say. The whole scene was just awkward and ironically cliche in parts "@notjez @StopTweetingMia Fuck, the beanstalk one still wins https://t.co/SQ5vYkUGMO" "@Vangelus Vertebreak is the brains of the gang, the other two? Her muscle" @StopTweetingMia also you should compare those two to the BFG's box office Audiences hate giants "@StopTweetingMia TIL there was an I Kill Giants movie *checks notes* FOUR years ago, jesus" @assignedbrave And that Kentucky Fried Chicken has done a ton of weird advertising lately and are set to make a game console with a chicken warming drawer @JenMDupois I keep seeing people talking about getting a check when it was direct deposit for them last time. Like I can use my bank app to deposit it but that's still annoying as hell @SpaceMonkey_X Just like with the last stimulus check they don't have any information for me. It was that way up until I got paid lol @MajestikDewback WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT??? @MajestikDewback AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "Seeing as how I'm a bunny, I'm rubbing my own foot hoping for a stimmy deposit tomorrow morning 🙏" "@BVDGRRL I used to think TGTF was hot I still do, but I used to too" "@HenryWHall I don't really quite understand why people don't just complain about people being loud in the theater lol Every single time I've done it, an employee has A) stopped it and B) often given me a free ticket as compensation 🤷‍♀️" "Gonna be interesting seeing where studios go after covid isn't as big of a concern. Seems as though they're taking the route of ""Oh you hate having to go to a theater? Think watching it at home is better? Pay us double."" And as a huge fan of theaters I'm kinda into that lol" "... it'll also be in theaters same day for like, half that price. And I know not everyone will be able to get vaccinated in time, but for myself a it seems like a ton of people I know it'll be months after their second vaccination. The optics are almost an ""unvaccinated charge""" @retronouns Very true :3 "@SixoTF You know, I can't help but agree with you there" @StebMcDreb Omg it would be so much fun https://t.co/DQWO3hu0Ch Who wants to be gay and trip on honey with me? :3 https://t.co/PYjFNemfTb @SweetBeansComix I'm so happy you finally got vaccinated Mallorie! 💕💕💕 @Tuplet General Mills is the one with a shrimp tail and rat shit problem. Post SHOULD be fine? "Holy shit I forgot Cinnamon Toast Crunch was General Mills, not Post! THIS IS SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW https://t.co/psv7ks529m" "@StopTweetingMia Probably better than like, a donut I guess" @PersonHumanType @StopTweetingMia (yes it's candy lol) @PersonHumanType @StopTweetingMia I MEEEAAAAN if you asked for candy and someone offered a bowl of marshmallows you'd be surprised :P "@PersonHumanType @StopTweetingMia In the US, this is the only thing a lolly describes :P https://t.co/yiaTS1vId7" "@StopTweetingMia Now I really want Lucky Charms, I hope you're happy" "@PersonHumanType @StopTweetingMia Hey there's no lollies in this cereal! Just chalky ""marshmallows""!" "@ExistentialEnso I'm really glad you're feeling better, Thorne. I hope the better feelings continue 💕💕💕" @trgrrl Same lol @Flailmorpho_ @YeenRachel hhhfhghfgghh t-true 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @YeenRachel @Flailmorpho_ It probably has fun brain-melting properties! @Flailmorpho_ @YeenRachel I mean I definitely do 🥵 @MoonPupper One of the third party unofficial Transformers companies that I guess had a sense of humor about their name. It's Keith's Fantasy Club but it's almost always abbreviated. "I knew this would confuse people lol One of the third party companies making unofficial Transformers is called Keith's Fantasy Club, or more often just KFC https://t.co/Bsax6u64X9" "I'm still waiting for the inevitable official MP Blaster that they teased by making Nightstalker a few years ago, but if I get a metallic Transistor he won't TECHNICALLY be replaced by an official version 👀 https://t.co/BraufvODPp" "Damn Blaster (or in this case, KFC's Transistor) looks *really* good in metallic https://t.co/TINuofu1AC" @BVDGRRL @tjhorner 100% agreed @PaciPawb @phoenixtheblade A TON of transfemmes I know (myself included) love being called sissy or just consensual misgendering in a kink context in general! It's yet another layer of queer defiance and it's hot af! @PaciPawb @phoenixtheblade Being authentically queer is itself an act of defiance @BVDGRRL @tjhorner I was literally just coming into the comments to mention I'm not sure how I survived before I realized I was queer lol @ValnarDragoness I didn't say it would? @NLRG_ You're never entirely serious on this account so that's gonna keep happening "@princessofsn0w3 **subscription, not expansion" @ValnarDragoness Playing vanilla WoW @princessofsn0w3 Vanilla WoW was free with a regular WoW expansion. Have they said this will cost money? @cuddlefishbee No idea. I never wanted to play classic so I haven't looked into it "so like are they just gonna keep going like are we getting mists of pandaria classic because if so, I thought I understood the point of this, but I no longer do" "So as much I appreciated Denver Health asking me to schedule my vaccine appointment, the local clinic called me today for a vaccine appointment a full DAY earlier and NOT 3 hours away which is awesome lol. Gonna cancel my Denver one so someone else can get it!" "@Flailmorpho_ heck, gay" @Flailmorpho_ I have fluids of my own >/////> "@Flailmorpho_ Now THIS is the kind of vore that makes me wet, huff 🥵🥵🥵" @SwiftAusterity @SleepySheikha @trixiegoff omg "@ZucchinnaArt Wildfly, but mostly due to his pretender shell" @TenaciousRanch @transgirlinSEA I seriously can't wait omg!!! 😍😍😍 @TAHK0 @MarzTKS Hmmm definitely gonna look into getting one then 👀 Thank you! @MarzTKS @TAHK0 I see a lot of listings for I think the Japanese version. If there's an English version coming out tho I think I'd prefer that @TAHK0 WAIT THERE'S A DIGIMON ONE??? :D @StrawbraryCami thank you 🥺🥺🥺 @Kayleestruth Definitely "@Flailmorpho_ I like the sound of both of those, huff 🥵" @Flailmorpho_ 😳💕💕💕 "@MajestikDewback I don't even know if mine shipped yet lol I got the weird email from Pulse that basically said ""He's shipping soon but it might not say he's shipped so don't panic"" and I'm not sure what to make of it" @NikatinePrime Pretty much lol "That's another really cool thing about the series, there's often hints at really wild sci-fi stuff that just naturally happens on our planet. Like how whales can talk to them when they're dolphins, and INSTANTLY recognize they're humans in disguise. https://t.co/vPhAZmg8Bs" "@ChronoKatie SERIOUSLY THANK YOU FOR THIS REMINDER No idea where I'll be able to get one, but the nearest Target often has new amiibo for a bit" @SixoTF I'll just say it: G2 Grimlock looks better than G1 Grimlock to me 🤷‍♀️ @BVDGRRL SUCH A GOOD GIRL OMG *the MOST cheek floof smooshing!* "Tobias is stuck as a red tailed hawk through the entire series (though later he gains his human form as a morph, that he can't stay in unless he wants to lose the ability to morph, basically) https://t.co/ojpvS84c4b" "@WritingLair It describes in explicit detail stuff like the sounds of bones cracking, how people look mid-morph, and a bunch of other stuff. It's not a bad thing that it has body horror, but it does." "For me, the best body horror isn't gorey per se, it's just... horror at what your body is and can do. Body horror media is a weirdly satisfying way of dealing with unrecognized dysphoria, even though for me it manifested as ""I wanna grow weird animal parts that sounds rad""" "Which was honestly a TON of the appeal. I dunno which came first, my love of body horror or a book series that implanted it in me, but it was exactly up my alley back in the day. It's another reason the series feels so trans." People often forget that Animorphs was at least 70% body horror Oh can't forget Zarya having PERFECT timing on that ult! "I love the magic of accidentally creating a story. Mercy rezzed me, likely because she knew I had my ult, I said thanks because I always say thank your for rezes, then FIRE IN THE HOLE and we push through. There's an arc! Love it." Had some fun playing a few matches with @Kitty_Kimz last night 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/Vqm7GDY31i "He might not be perfect in-hand, but compared to the last two Galvatrons we've had in Generations, it certainly LOOKS like we finally got a decent figure. Fingers crossed!" "Okay he looks great, that's a relief" @a_alice_nsfw @Flailmorpho_ Hell yeah same! 💕 @softcaity @Flailmorpho_ HECK yeah 😤 @softcaity @Flailmorpho_ Right???? How is this possible @shiversystem @Doc_Wolverine @Flailmorpho_ THIS IS BULLYING 💕💕💕 @Doc_Wolverine @Flailmorpho_ NOW I'M BLUSHING EVEN MORE THANKS >/////> 💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ huff >//////> 💕💕💕💕💕 @candychameleons This is a pairing I never considered before but now I ship it @Flailmorpho_ you'll never guess what I do a ton when I'm flustered 😳😳😳 @gviral1 https://t.co/FdmNa9mHcp @OhHeckKitty So fucking pretty 😍 Just say you don't care about transphobia. It's much more honest. "The ""rules"" of what is and is not transphobic are extremely simple, objective, and easy to follow, and yet," "Like it's just kinda wild to me that they complain so loudly forever and it's all for nothing. Y'all could Thanos snap us out of existence, truly and completely silence us forever, and S*ngal would still be objectively transphobic 🤷‍♀️" Fun to see a bunch of cis people melting down over the observable fact that Jesse S*ngal is transphobic. Your tantrums will not change this fact. @StrawbraryCami can't believe NLRG would say such a thing :P @emaraven11 Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 I forgot about that! Yeah that explains a lot. I don't have much room to judge though given that I like The Last Knight :V https://t.co/UrLFGAu7Ll The fact that hbomb seemed to enjoy the Sn*der Cut shouldn't really be surprising given he's a noted prequel defender lol "*throws chair at the wall* WHERE'S MY MONEY, JOE?" @HaileyAdamsXXX heck 😳 @theymerSophie NICE @PrissyOrcGF pretty sure those people are wizards @MaiaFranklyn Oh THAT one? I thought you meant the T30 one lol @Orionpax4221 @MaiaFranklyn I might take you up on that. I need to find my copy and see how badly I want a new one tho? It was just a passing though really "@MaiaFranklyn Roadbuster wasn't tho, was he?" @MaiaFranklyn What is it with recent Transformers just being impossible to find now "@MaiaFranklyn I was JUST thinking about looking into maybe replacing mine because my copy was missing its stickers, FUCK" @AstroStella7 Had some people at the ranch filming today "Takes a lot of spoons to mentally prep, then it's really fun in the moment, then afterwards I want to sleep for one million years" Being on camera is surprisingly exhausting @ann_arcana Seems like this is a whole mess "Gonna share this so people know the full context, but I'm just tired and confused. I don't really have a horse in this race at this point. Believe victims. https://t.co/9eCrGzrJDf" "@IikeClockwork I'm still not clear on if him regularly sleeping with fans is true, though?" @StrawbraryCami Yeah that's what I'm worried about "If it's true that Dan often sleeps with fans I'm still not super cool with that, but yeah. Sorry about the bandwagon jumping, everyone." welp @Kitty_Kimz Friend request sent! 💕 @Kitty_Kimz Do you play on PC? @Kitty_Kimz NOICE @tzivya Kiss Players is infamous among Transformers fans lol @LexiEsque Hell yeah! Congrats! 💕💕💕 @nyaakat Yeah it's pretty obvious hehe~ @1146_goat_north @zeemczed @lcsknctn @Egg_irl_bot It's true! And that was a real tweet of mine! @hardcodedgame @WereChickenAU Transition goals 😍😍😍 @QueenStodge FUCK YEAH T-WRECKS @BVDGRRL honestly dog sounds like a really good time "@hmsnofun I believe this beta is like, halfway between switching who the fox was. The rock guy says a different name but ""Fox McCloud"" is said/shown elsewhere. This might have been after a redesign once they were asked to include Fox?" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @StrawbraryCami jhhhhgggfhhjh 🥵💕💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc @OzmADhd 🥵🥵🥵 "@OzmaRacc @OzmADhd Oh don't worry, mine are too, so I know exactly how to handle them~" @OzmADhd @OzmaRacc VERY kissable >w> @OzmADhd @OzmaRacc GOODNESS those are nice tits! 😍💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc I personally feel that tiddy pics are always couth @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀 @HalleyHanna The head even looks different! Wtf is going on lol "@Vangelus I guess Leader class is just Voyager class with extra goodies now, but I hope he's nice and tall? Can't recall which class he's supposed to be. Being tall might help those proportions a bit." @_granninja Too many @MaiaFranklyn Yes plz! 😍😍😍 @viragoergosum 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps Hell yeah 😎 @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSSSS 😍😍😍 "I do hear this from cuties a lot, yeah >/////< 💕💕💕 https://t.co/l0ujapswBg" Maybe I am 😤 https://t.co/oFDYl7coqs This account is PRO 👏 GIRLBALLS 👏 @MaiaFranklyn Heck >/////> 💕💕💕 @SportIsARight heck heck HECK thank you 😳💕 I got big naturals @ARCTIC_ST0RM I still don't mind it 🤷‍♀️ "Obviously the plan is always to add more people, but only when there's space. We're overflowing atm" I had a nightmare that we were adding two more people to the ranch BEFORE expanding/upgrading the space and I'm honestly still recovering from how traumatizing it felt in the moment @mikerugnetta coming up on 12 myself 🙃 @CaseyExplosion I feel sick reading that "@vexwerewolf @maegodhavemercy I understand bad brain stuff. I definitely have some of that if my own :/ But omg does that mean I should message more? I can try doing that! I love chatting with you, we don't do it enough 💕💕💕 (I'm the worst at reaching out first RIP)" "The mood here keeps switching from mostly calm to ""oh fuck what are the chuds doing now"" and it's kind of a lot" "@vexwerewolf @maegodhavemercy This is adorable and very relatable, even if I wasn't a RLC reader back in the day 💕" @MoonPupper *hugs hugs hugs* @KampferWolf @Maru_Mara76 I didn't say he was a groomer. The power dynamic between a fan and a famous person is not cool. @KampferWolf @Maru_Mara76 It's not cool to fuck your fans. "@Maru_Mara76 Yeah that's where he's from, but it's not about RLM Dan from Game Grumps had Some Stuff revealed about him today" @BVDGRRLXXX oh fuck if I ever get a fursuit... 👀 "@Maru_Mara76 @AmazonChique Yeah I believe it was because the puppet looked kinda silly. But it scared me as a little kid! There's also a short scene in a gas station where the boys realize Willy's map lines up perfectly with modern maps, which is the beginning of how they found out where to go" "@Maru_Mara76 @AmazonChique My guess is the deleted scenes made it fit better time-wise into their slot. And yeah, Data mentions a giant octopus! In the theatrical release I guess he's just making shit up? lol" @LittleLambJenny Hmmmm I might do just that 🤔 "@AmazonChique The version of The Goonies that I grew up watching was recorded from The Disney Channel, which for some reason edited back in the deleted scenes. MY Goonies had a shitty animatronic octopus that scared the shit out of me lol. But I miss having that version!" @im_just_laur Mood "It's less about ""oh no one less follower"" (I'm doing pretty good in that department, I'll be fine), and more ""what did I do to scare them away?""" "Fucked up that Twitter will save the status of ""follows you"" and flash it to you for a second before removing it if someone followed you but then stopped, EVEN IF YOU'VE NEVER ONCE LOOKED AT THEIR PAGE BEFORE Why must you curse me with this knowledge. Ignorance was so nice" @litterboxhex This is an extremely good photo of you for multiple reasons @ObviousrebelM IT'S KINDA SURREAL LOL "Honestly one of the best parts about ending genital dysphoria for good is I'm able to actually *forget* that I have a vagina. Or more specifically, forget that there was ever anything wrong with my genitals." @About4otters @cutie_kat22 Gosh same! "@RipleyStorm You're an incredibly strong person, Ripley. I admire the hell out of you 💕💕💕" "@RipleyStorm Knowing what I know about your story, I completely understand 💕" Why is Sigourney fucking Weaver not verified on Twitter Oh fuck I forgot about my vagina If I have to have a dick again then my answer is also no "21 with the brain I had at 21: no 21 with the living situation I was in at 21: no 21 but literally nothing else changes, my body is just 21 again: yes, without question" @About4otters @cutie_kat22 Gosh that sounds nice 😍😍😍 "I somehow miraculously got to the checkpoint but I only have like 10 lives so I've been putting it off for like, a week and a half lol" "The big rotating blocks in lava are really fucking hard using what's basically an isometric viewpoint. Even with camera controls, even with only 8 directions of movement" I literally hit a wall in Super Mario 3D World at what I'm pretty sure is the second to last level RIP (yes I already got past the fakeout last world with lava) "@princessofsn0w3 Well, you're cute and sweet and I'm glad we're friends 💕" @ChronoKatie 👀👀👀👀 "@DysphoriaQueen @SnortingEstrace oof, that's a mood" @ChronoKatie Huge agree But heck I'm girls 😳 "@princessofsn0w3 Though ""Princess Ally"" rings a bell for sure" "@princessofsn0w3 Well, the account your posting from was created last July. I have to admit it's harder to keep up when there's a new account :P" @MirandaRandom1 @maegodhavemercy @AsSeenOnIRC @vexwerewolf Hey that's my Twitter's slogan! @princessofsn0w3 Yeah not until next month will I have been regularly using Twitter for 4 years @princessofsn0w3 Almost exactly 3 years ago @princessofsn0w3 heck >/////< @kerrizor Yeah it's frontloaded with a lot of traumatic stuff for sure. For what it's worth though: There's a happy ending Good point! https://t.co/t8qD3QDT7b @SnortingEstrace IT WOULD SAVE SO MUCH TIME "@StopTweetingMia Nah, I still call myself an artist despite not having drawn anything in basically years" "When I first watched Sense8, I was only a year and change into my transition, and I *really* connected with the exhilaration of finding this secret, awesome community/family (as well as the people who hate me) I wonder if it would feel different now. I should watch it again." "At least the Red Letter Media guys are such losers that sexual abuse of fans seems unlikely Not saying it's impossible, just, they're losers. Which is nice" @Monicaaaaaah @hexakush Gosh you're such a bully~ "The original, the one and only lol https://t.co/qQ2xXJODWE" This Joe Biden is a Wachowski villain @QuestForTori HELL YEAH CONGRATS! I'M GETTING MINE SATURDAY "@Canageek My dream goal is to own the best version of every character, yeah. And these two are new characters so they're a lock. So yeah I guess you're kinda right lol" (also they're piss and that's *really* funny to me) "Nah just kidding. I want multiples of those guys that can become ramps for the city display I eventually wanna do, but I really don't need multiple Optimuses of the same color lol" As for why I want to own the piss robots: Guess~ "Tried to snipe an eBay auction for a set of Enerax and Sheeldron using a bid I thought would be way more than anyone would want to pay, and uh, well I guess I underestimated the demand for the piss robots ...Then I promptly found a new buy it now listing for half that price lol https://t.co/9YYzyVvzdp" @AsSeenOnIRC @maegodhavemercy @vexwerewolf Mae found FFXIV lol @Doc_Wolverine Sometimes harm is consented to~ @xychelsea I've been crafting a lot of mines myself lately. It's a great game to relax to @SixoTF Maybe after the warehouses of version 3 are sold "@josiebean42 Just gotta make sure it's separated from the green house so the books don't get moldy, but otherwise it should work, right?" @heck_engine @DragonCobolt @theymerSophie Best of the Worst :P "@DragonCobolt @theymerSophie Fucking lost it every time they sarcastically said ""It subverted my expectations"" during several BotW videos" @DragonCobolt @theymerSophie LOL that's the one Plinket video I've refused to watch as well @theymerSophie Really paints a picture https://t.co/q01gWoLwPr @excogs YESSSSS 💕 "The Grumps are usually pretty good about doing the right thing, but oof I'm having trouble believing this will be handled the way it should be. I hope I'm wrong." "Fuck, even if I wanted to just keep watching and pretend it didn't matter, I wouldn't be able to. It's all spoiled now. If folks could share more context I'd appreciate it. The tweet I quoted is the only thing I've seen about it so far" "This is gonna take a while for me to process. Not to just repeat what Matt said but yeah, my heart goes out to the victims." @BVDGRRL YES I was literally just having a conversation a few days ago about how at least Game Grumps are some of the good ones. Oof. "@29squirrels @vexwerewolf Like it doesn't really work, but the idea is as an audience member you're supposed to think ""Oh shit, obviously his methods are evil but you have to admit he gets results!"" And it's like, no. MAYBE on some unknown alien planets, but that's an odd hypothetical to lean on" "@29squirrels @vexwerewolf Usually in sci-fi when it comes to humanoid aliens, imo it's safe to assume that if it's not specified otherwise, whatever humans have, other aliens probably do too The idea that earth is overpopulated (a lie, but a persistently believed one) is core to his plan on a story level" @jennplusplus Yeah that's the one! Gosh my memory is shit lol "@LilyOSRS @NikkiOphan Yeah, like, I'm not saying you're gonna be able to convince your surgeon, but a growing number of places have discarded the idea that you need to go off HRT for surgery" @AngryNerdBird YES Oh yeah! Fuck yeah that's the scene I was thinking of. Infinitely better than whatever this other movie had. https://t.co/ytZkWQZZq4 @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ You've cracked it. That's definitely it. "It's been a while, but isn't there an awesome scene in BTAS where Batman just flatly tells the Joker he isn't funny and that just breaks him? Anyway that's a better scene and I barely remember it" "@HaileyAdamsXXX Sure! We'll be watching it on YouTube because I've never owned a copy, lol Waaaaay back in the day they used to play it on The Disney Channel" I love this weird-ass movie so fucking much. Massively nostalgic for me "@NikkiOphan It's complete bullshit. HRT doesn't need to be stopped for surgery. They let me stay on it for my vaginoplasty. I'm sorry you're feeling like shit, friend :/" "@NLRG_ My data is an outlier, my dad only got 13 years with me so I have way more experience with my mom's way of parenting" "@NLRG_ Although come to think of it, a lot of people tell me I'm brave and strong, so anxiety might just be something that's universally hard to convey on social media." "@NLRG_ 100% yes, which is why it's helpful I know you more than just your current persona" "@NikatinePrime It only happens to arthropods, I'm afraid :/" @zoe_trashgoblin Energy drink before energy drinks were a thing. Heavily marketed to PC gamers @NLRG_ :^) @TF_Underground Your designs and lore are so good I'm angry it'll never be canon @vexwerewolf @maegodhavemercy It's just funny to me because you're both my friends who I wouldn't hesitate to bother :P @BonezTeeth @SteampunkPenny @TenaciousRanch LOVE THIS @LambChopInPamps HEY @LambChopInPamps Because ur bab First time I saw one was at a LAN party @vexwerewolf Not even gonna @ her? :P @maegodhavemercy @nlrghorny implying you're not @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much 💕 "Though like, I feel like looking at how long these cycles last, maybe more like 2040/2050" Polyamory @Katabassist Red is actually usually fine in CMYK Purple and green are what suffer the hardest if you started designing in RGB @retronouns Cute color! @ChaosWitchLizzy That too. Really emphasizes how out of touch it is lol @SwiftAusterity No. There's no reason to voluntarily be an old @Gremlimbs Okay but the original version didn't so my point still kinda stands Fellow Millennials: I'm begging you not to jump at every opportunity to be an Old @nyaaABDL it's basic science! "@vexwerewolf I prefer to phrase Thanos' plan as ""the guy who thought the solution to world hunger was rewinding the population a mere 40 years"" Really emphasizes how ridiculous the idea was." @SportIsARight Crying is so important. I'm glad you're able to again 💕 @BVDGRRLXXX girlbulge is SO GOOD @BVDGRRL Okay maybe this meme owned you but consider: CUTE TUM 💕 (I mean I will need a second shot that I guess will be in like April BUT IT'S STILL POETIC) @OneLameShark I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ONE GLOWED! Now I wanna fish it out of whatever box I have it in lol. I have the complete Barraki line! It was the only Bionicles I paid attention to beyond the first series @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX lol okay @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm confused as to why he's confused then but okay lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Did he seriously say that? @HaileyAdamsXXX Wait until he hears that your girlfriend calls you Daddy too~ @OhHeckKitty Yeah I'm still looking for a good LCS that seems accepting We're also super out in the middle of nowhere so the drive would suck either way lol When we hang out we should play Magic together! 🥰💕 "Realizing that because I'm lucky enough to have gotten a vaccine appointment schedules for next week, when March is over, *March will finally be over*" "@OhHeckKitty Occasionally, but that's not why I want a box of this. I'm a collector who plays Commander/sometimes Standard. I really only do drafts at prerelease events, but not since covid and my last one was Ixalan so I haven't even done it while openly trans. Kinda scared to tbh 😬" "@OhHeckKitty Fun fact, Wizards makes Hasbro the most money. No other property they have comes close. Capitalism SUCKS" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggggf yes Daddy 🥵 "Figured if I have a Stargate on this map, I should build Atlantis (Though I did it in creative mode because fuck working on something this huge underwater in survival lol) https://t.co/CwmZu5jrBQ" @ArtyMaus h-heck plz 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @Charley_Bea A new Magic The Gathering set "@Random_Factor @Vangelus There are new time shifted cards, but they're reprints with older card frames than those cards previously had" @Vangelus @Random_Factor Wizards really dislikes it when we have nice things "@Vangelus @Random_Factor Yeah even at the $240 a box you're seeing in the states you're STILL doing pretty good per pack, but it's undeniably a lot of money This is like, barely a window to get it at a ""decent"" price. Gonne get even worse going forward 🙃" @Almyti I mostly okay Commander but I like to have a nice collection too "@Chopin_42 @TolarianCollege That's a sincere ""love"" followed by a sarcastic one I assume :P" "RIGHT????? That's how they get ya, lol I recommend watching this video from @TolarianCollege. Basically it's still worth it even at inflated prices, but still: Oof https://t.co/Su0a7MgNvB https://t.co/RqilAVFctJ" "But yeah basically in, I dunno a few months? A year? It will probably no longer be worth it to buy one. Which is probably what Wizards wants *sigh*" "By ""one"" I mean a box. If I'm buying cardboard Magic, I'm talking about a box lol" "Ugh, I didn't realize Time Spiral Remastered was only doing ONE print run. Still worth it to get one, but that sucks so hard." "Wait a second I think I remember the exact conversation! I said that I'm a lesbian who exclusively has sex with trans women. I assume they just want to know what genitals are going where, but then they should just ask that instead lol" "@StargirlSednira WE'RE GONNA KISS LOTS WHEN WE FINALLY MEET UP, OKAY? 💕💕💕💕💕💕" @ZucchinnaArt He's the one I made sure to get when the time came. Hasbro one can't hold a candle imo @CaseyExplosion YES @EllaBananas5471 IT'S SO GOOD @SixArmedSweater heck heck heck HECK 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Chopin_42 😘😘😘 @MoonPupper And other stuff too~ 😘 @MoonPupper WE SHOULD KISS LOTS @hmsnofun oof :/ @RanatokiParalax 😘😘😘💕 @QueenStodge 😘😘😘 @VoicesOfViolet Gosh you think so~? :3 I'm JUST saying I want to kiss MOST transfemmes I meet "I know I told at least one nurse that asked that I was a lesbian. I really hope that what then happened wasn't her thinking ""well this is a MALE who likes women..."" (I only have a patient file there because of my vaginoplasty, so, there's little excuse)" @HaileyAdamsXXX I think I have a feeling where I'd land >.> "As far as unqueers are concerned, I'm a lesbian. Easiest label that covers nearly everything" "lol so when I scheduled my vaccine appointment online, they gave me a chance to update my patient file, which under sexuality somehow it was ""unsure, straight/not lesbian or gay"" It was an easy fix but what nurse input that incredibly wrong info lol" @StimkyFoxBab That was Dan who made that joke tho :P @Honeybee_Fields @TenaciousRanch Thank you! 💕 @hmsnofun Oh gosh yeah didn't you like move there right as covid started? D: @maegodhavemercy Hell yeah! Congrats! 💕 @GwenStarlight @Flailmorpho_ hhhhhfffgg 😳💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Okay I kinda want this @TheBlooest Oh hell yeah! Cool! @xychelsea Goodnight! 💕 @Flailmorpho_ hehhhheck 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss 😍😍😍 "They gave me my pussy AND my vaccine, wow 😔" Out of nowhere Denver Health emailed me and told me to schedule my vaccine appointment! Saturday the 27th! 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy OMG THAT'S GONNA BE SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL 😍😍😍 If they made one of Voyager I'd be sorely tempted >.> @TheCrystalStorm Yesssss you should see the ranch! 💕💕💕 @hmsnofun @theymerSophie I am extremely looking forward to said video omg @miss_nikola Like 1 but mainly because we're friends If I didn't know you? Yeah maybe a 4 There's a pirate documentary called The Lost Pirate Kingdom on Netflix with dramatizations with costumes and such and it's the PERFECT show for Mistress while she's recovering from her covid shot today. It's RIGHT up her alley 🥰 @TFJoeBot1 This is a gorgeous display! @HaileyAdamsXXX Holy heck that's awesome! He sounds good! @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @EllaDevila He recently announced that he wasn't after learning what an egg was "@HaileyAdamsXXX I mean it definitely made me gayer, so, 🥵" @LambChopInPamps @SammyCinnabun He said it wasn't his thing @critical_kitcat That bugs me too! "@Claire_Sable Well all I meant is if it was with Suzie, she's cool with the implication I mean I would be, but I'm very open about my kinks lol" @tomorrowville RIGHT???? "@Claire_Sable I mean same, but give that he's only ever dated/married one person, he's uh, being pretty open lol" "@tomorrowville It's a Parademon, which sure I guess I can see that, but it's wild that it's somehow not Batman lol" Arin Hanson admitting in the most recent Mario Maker 2 Game Grumps that he's tried getting peed on is SENDING ME In the comments Austin clarifies that this ISN'T a sketch of Batman wtf is this movie lol Here's the full explanation of @AshCoyote's upcoming projects and how you can help! https://t.co/G1Li7mpu3i "Hey y'all! My good friend @AshCoyote has started a GoFundMe to fund two documentaries she's filming this year! Anything y'all can donate will help a ton, but retweets help too! In the next tweet I'll link the YouTube video she posted explaining everything https://t.co/3yv0V4B05B" @HaileyAdamsXXX @edensthings Oh yeah Eden is awesome! @RustyOneTwo @LilahSturges Holy shit I guess in a pinch you'd have to shotgun it directly into their butt "@ArtyMaus @BVDGRRL It kinda depends on the doctor, but generally wanting a higher libido and fuller breasts are completely valid and normal things to want if you're on feminizing HRT." @BVDGRRL PROG IS REAL GOOD @BVDGRRL Hell yeah even got that prog! "I picked up RED Megatron a few weeks ago, and he's... okay? Despite being 6"" scale I feel like he's too small. Not sure how big I'd prefer, but it confirms for me Super7's Ultimates line (7"" scale) will be more my speed. But I doubt Prime Arcee will be in Ultimates, so," NICE I don't have to hunt down RED Arcee now! @MaxyAmalyna Definitely! 😍 @hmsnofun I was literally just thinking about Olsen's video earlier today lol. Yeah it's probably a shitshow in the comments despite him still being right @HaileyAdamsXXX Hell yeah! @BrookeBrite OOF :/ "@HaileyAdamsXXX No it just means ""ideal blunt rotation"" Like if you could pick any group of people to get high with, who would it be?" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I mean I will say I had never heard of the term ""dream blunt rotation"" before the meme. It's not really a thing to talk about who you'd like to smoke with, but I inferred pretty quickly what it mean lol" @t00npatrol That looks great! Just a little bit of extra polish for the big screen and he'd be way better than the current Cyborg they have "@HaileyAdamsXXX This is entirely the fault of streamers taking basic single-word names When you google ""ninja"" you just pictures of that streamer's face lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh sweetheart *headpats* @SwiftAusterity It's okay. I don't make a habit of tweeting publicly about which former mutuals have blocked me (as much as I wish I could to maybe get them to unblock :/) since that would be really petty and rude lol. You had no way of knowing 💕 @MayaOeberg Yeah see that looks neat! It's a way more interesting (and easier to implement!) design! "@SwiftAusterity Leah blocked me a while back, sorry. A friend who wasn't blocked relayed to me that the reason given was because I was ""mean to cis people"" which like, I have to assume there was something lost in that game of telephone because that makes no sense to me" "My favorite Cyborg will always be the Cartoon Network Teen Titans version, and aside from being cartoonishly buff, all of his cyborg bits could easily just be practical effects/a costume. You can't have the skeletal arms that way, but those look bad! https://t.co/6wYRVI3iBM" @HenryWHall Oh yeah from a rendering standpoint it's even more of a trash fire lol @HaileyAdamsXXX TRUTH lol @SteampunkPenny HELL YEAH WOOOO "Cyborg looks so cartoonishly bad from what I've seen of J*stice Leag*e. Like even from a design standpoint, ignoring animation and rendering. His arms are too thin, and it looks like when they got to his legs they just gave up designing anything that looks cool" @kittikelo My harddrive is tiny due to a hastly-purchased repair a few years ago lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @silkygamer Tagging in @StebMcDreb @AlexanderODoran I gained at LEAST 20 pounds in 2020 x.x But I'm using this energy to become lighter than I was pre-covid! "Okay it's nice that it will eventually clean it up on its own, but I only have 6 gigs of free space atm. It sucks! https://t.co/y45hg1xsGd" @kerrizor oh I've never seen that episode "I know technically speaking updating automatically and deleting the old version automatically would be a lot shittier for more computer-literate people, but for myself I don't want to have to think about this shit, and every other update has been that way. Fuck." "...which took me to a read-out of what all my system memory is doing with NO ""delete old Windows"" button Jesus fucking christ why am I even in this situation? Why at every level was this designed this way? I fucking hope it asks me to do this again I guess? But I doubt it!" "2nd, I forgot that Windows 10 saves your notifications when you don't click on them. So to make sure I didn't lose that notification so I could ask Jen about my options, I clicked the window rather than the ""delete old Windows"" button..." "I updated Windows 10 yesterday, and I just got a notification saying I should delete the previous version because I'm low on harddrive space. First off, why the fuck did it not automatically do this? Also this update was manual rather than automatic. The fuck?" @TheRavenousDyke I want it too! I have one of those knock-off green King Koopa plushes and he's not bad? I figure knock-offs for characters that will literally never get figures/stuffies otherwise is fair to buy. @DiodeLass Oh yeah it can definitely do that @kerrizor Oh heck I didn't even know about that! @Dekaprime That too! It sucks lol @InstantSunrise THAT'S SO COOL OMG "@QueenStodge It's really good! A lot of people dislike season one but I think it's just a different flavor for variety. If you ever try watching it though and you don't quite understand the hype, try skipping to season two" @QueenStodge Mistress & I love TNG and Voyager 🥰 "@narylis I have a blu-ray ripping disc drive I still need to install, but I wanna do something similar soon" @boonrs Oh neat! @Demodeview It's a shame because it's a really good show that stays solid throughout! Another extremely good point https://t.co/f19Ncr6nJZ @SportIsARight OMG THAT'S WONDERFUL VERONICA! 💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM https://t.co/H2r0Yzb8pQ @InstantSunrise We're hoping to start something like that at the ranch one day @HenryWHall True! I guess I'm mostly complaining because of comfort shows lol "EXACTLY. We're on-course for a full streaming package (that's not even a package you can easily shop for, since you have to assemble it yourself) that costs way more than cable ever did https://t.co/aqbKoytOx4" "But with capitalism, we're forced to support this idea of healthy competition, which IS better than a monopoly but isn't nearly as wonderful as capitalist stans pretend it is. There's almost always less innovation than they say there will be." "In an ideal world, there would be a free service that anyone can access with all media ever made put on it. If you remove capitalism, suddenly a ""monopoly"" is just smart design." "This is the tension between what the consumer wants and what corporations want/should have If we're just talking about consumer-level convenience, having ONE service to watch EVERYTHING is the ideal But because capitalism has to fuck everything up, that would create a monopoly" "Like I thought for sure The Office at the very least would stop being made on Blu-ray. Peacock's subscription model is, no joke, based entirely around how much of The Office you can watch! But hey, I'm not complaining. Discs it is!" "Aside from Star Trek, there's basically 3 shows Mistress & I love to watch on repeat on Netflix: - The Office USA - Parks & Rec - Community And all but Community has been removed from Netflix 🙃 I might eventually cancel my subscription, but I'm not getting Peacock. DVDs exist" [cw weight loss] 232.4 this morning! I think I hit another plateau but I am soooooo close to the lightest I've EVER been as an adult! 229 will be record-breaking for me! Then it'll be onto 200! 😤 @TFJoeBot1 Oooh neat! @SportIsARight I'm so excited for you Veronica! 💕💕💕 @SportIsARight Happy doggo! Yay! @TFJoeBot1 It's very telling that he's on the floor lol I have no idea where I'll put mine RIP @RaeGun2k I love kitty pouches hehe @RaeGun2k Does his primordial pouch do that adorable wobble yet? :D "@BVDGRRL Seriously tho, my nips might be fatter but it's not like that makes them less appropriate for public display. That just sounds ridiculous lol" @BVDGRRL But they're female-presenting nipples! :O :O :O "@xychelsea Personally I use Patreon just to support other trans people (most of them my friends) and I almost never even look at their content, which does make me feel kinda guilty. I dunno I see it like an automatic tip jar. I think you should make stuff that you're passionate about." "The mood of that dream leading up to that moment felt like I was going to prison, honestly. My subconscious (and my conscious!) has a very low view of school." "I had a weird dream where for some reason I had to go back to school, but on my way in, the school nurse stopped me and tried to make me take a pill that she said was supposed to make it harder for my body to absorb estrogen. Without any hesitation I slapped her lol" @hmsnofun Oh that's perfect lol "@TheOwlcan The one silver lining at least is it won't block anyone you're following, which definitely helps" @DarkerPixel gbhggffghjj 🥵💕💕💕💕💕 @TheOwlcan Yeah but most people aren't. When I'm blocked by someone I just force myself to accept it because it's usually considered extremely rude to dodge a block to talk to someone "@TheOwlcan That's the thing, it's nearly impossible to undo I don't want to make you worried, but I'm not sure what to say. I'm sorry :/" @TheOwlcan okay @TheOwlcan Literally the people who run it put trans people on it that they don't like :/ @DarkerPixel huff 🥵🥵🥵 "@insectsummer I've been thinking the same thing all day! Like no Target has clothes with toys, and all those toys are weirdly generic" "@arthur_affect Okay, fair" "@arthur_affect I mean it's not something that would work in comics because of the ironic optics but like: Superman can just rob a bank. Break in when it's closed, leave with money long before cops show up. Fuck banks." @BVDGRRL I really hope conventions are a thing again one day. Would love to see you play at one! 2020 was supposed to be my first DenFur 🙃 "@blaze_casual I understand that feeling, but dysphoria always lies 💕" @BabylonsBoytoy VERY CUTE BOY 😍 @LayTexLips I wish I knew "I've never even seen end of days, it's just that one scene has been stuck in my head for years because of I think a Nostalgia Critic episode? I had terrible taste in my 20's" 1am tweets "that scene from end of days where they're like ""1999 is basically 666 kinda if you flip it around"" except it's pointing out that 2021 is just the real 2012" @jenzieDK I'm really sorry *hugs* 💕 "literally me watching game grumps for, god, how long has it been? like 6 months?" @jenzieDK That's really not the lesson here. Sometimes people set boundaries that we don't understand. I know the feeling of being blocked by cool people for seemingly shitty reasons. It sucks but there's not much that can be done. @NewGenderWhoDis hhhh 🥵 @StebMcDreb Okay I guess that makes a little more sense "@jenzieDK I'm really sorry all that happened to you, jeez :/" @Elli_Trans @BVDGRRLXXX huff 🥵 @StebMcDreb I don't even understand why the term proshipper needs to exist It's like saying promusic Literally everyone has a ship they like it me @LostNotAtSea This is a Powerful tweet I wish I could retweet @BVDGRRLXXX the orange stuff is the best part!!! @About4otters Glow UP 😍 "@ScribblerSys @theymerSophie But like, the thing they're responding to barely even says they did anything wrong. It's like, guilty conscience much?" "@Flailmorpho_ hhhgggghff it's true, I'm hole 🥵" @BVDGRRLXXX hey can I come over and hang out 👀 @Flailmorpho_ omg you better not be intimidated by lil old me :3 @mspowahs Cute in every single hair style too gosh 💕 "Loki is Cuffed, Collared, Caged, and Plugged but Still a Naughty Slut in OnlyFans Video" @Kitty_Kimz nom nom nom >:3 "@nobodyinpartic3 The height difference would bug me. But I am doing that with Allicons and Sharkticons! The height difference there just makes me think ""it's a colony of them and some of them are babies"" lol" "Okay so if it's really up to headcanon, mine is Cyclonus has an Armada that's effectively exactly like Scourge's Sweeps. That's nice symmetry imo" "Anyway I fucking love https://t.co/V0rAMDng1u Teletraan I has the better name, but they can't hold a candle to TFWiki's writing" oh nice that's a relief lol https://t.co/NRufnnGJnT "I was double-checking if army building Kingdom Cyclonus is supported by canon or just something I had assumed because of Scourge's Sweeps + the ""and his armada"" line, and uhhhhh I guess the answer is maybe? https://t.co/ssYOWLuxk5" @apunkdog CUTE @Chopin_42 y-you think? 😳😳😳 @Flailmorpho_ everything about this is hhhhggghggggghffgf 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @Nickle4aPickle It'd be so much fun to nerd out about Pokémon with you again! It's been way too long lol 💕 @litterboxhex cutie 😍 "@theymerSophie I keep flipping back and forth between the two screenshots trying to understand what the ever loving fuck they're saying. Did they like, skim it???" @BVDGRRL *notices her bulgey* @DozingDreamers Oh hell yeah! @AnaMardoll Oh fuck I hope hey can figure out what's wrong! D: You're in my thoughts today 💕 @SatanaKennedy Morning 💕 (or I guess evening now lol) @formerlygolden Omg I love this! Is it a MOC? @ChronoKatie I mean evil Peach IS better @Tonya_Song I love superheros but this was also my reaction @Flailmorpho_ *sighs and crawls under desk* "@SweetBeansComix That's how I feel with like, art in general I draw so slowly 😭" where's my money joe @ChronoKatie Same @lucashoal Huh! Weird @lucashoal Did you like just get it? I'm wondering if it's possible for them to hit in the afternoon/evening. My assumption was it would only be in the morning "@ArtyMaus @JessicaCyboid Yes, usually when I was horny, but far more common was ""hating the feeling of this thing between my legs"" lol" "@vexwerewolf I recall enjoying it when I saw it in theaters, but I haven't watched it since" @KorpsPropaganda gosh does the Korps need anymore breeding vessels? huff 🥵🥵🥵 @SDHero @damnyouwillis https://t.co/3r0WesBNEs @litterboxhex I'm also seeking answers for this @litterboxhex maybe I will! 💕💕💕 @litterboxhex Is that a challenge~? @RipleyStorm Congrats! 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL Femboys were a driving factor in me revaluating my sexually several times lol @BVDGRRL THEY'RE SO HOT IT'S TRUE "@AutumnLaMonster Thank you, but block lists always have false positives. I don't trust them." "@ChronoKatie You definitely could be a model! You're so fucking gorgeous, gosh! 😍💕" "@JessicaCyboid I never got phantom dick either. It's like, it's just all my pussy now? My brain seemed to sort it out pretty quickly." @TheSparkleBun 😍💕💕💕 "@SnortingEstrace @DysphoriaQueen Dysphoria always, always lies 💕" "@TheSparkleBun Oh heck this is, um, 🥵 We're already mutuals! Hello, hi >////>" @SnortingEstrace @DysphoriaQueen I'm the same height and Sigourney Weaver is taller than both of us "The collector in me sees that Player's Choice yellow band and just instantly goes ""Oh that's a shame""" Yeah this checks out. AC should be the original release tho :V @apunkdog @hmsnofun https://t.co/L9i61F7Nc5 "@hmsnofun Just when I thought I couldn't hate him anymore than I already did, he runs *Julia Serano* off the site. There's more I want to say, but it's stuff that might get me suspended from Twitter, so I'll just end it there 🙂" @katystoll did... did they watch the show? @NamelessMesmer We've EARNED it! We've been good girls! 😤 @nyaakat Seriously cannot believe you found a way to get EVEN CUTER 😍 "@NamelessMesmer huff, same 🥵" @NamelessMesmer Sounds like a wonderful time! 😍 @Kitty_Kimz Very much so~ :3 @ChronoKatie oh heck 😍😍😍 @AsherV20 @lapin_d_epices @NoContextTFs Yeah I figured it was Cartoon Network. Cool! @Oh_its_joanna HELL YEAH CONGRATS BABE 💕💕💕 I don't blame any transfemme who leaves Twitter for their own safety. But fuck does it ever make me furious at the people who drive them off (and it's always people driving us off). Honestly it makes me want to never leave out of spite. @rozietoez The anger I feel towards the man who did this cannot be overstated. @SpaceKingBobby They are not @CaseyExplosion Whipping Girl was the first trans book I ever read. I am so beyond pissed that this happened. What the fuck. "@SpaceKingBobby Yes, just like the old Kenner toys that had ""JP"" on the side. It was a way to signify official Jurassic Park merch in a world overflowing with otherwise nearly indistinguishable plastic dinosaurs" "@IwriteOK 20 nothing, I'd be down for that today! :V" @ChronoKatie 👀👀👀 @urukuduk @SixArmedSweater Oh fuck it's been like ten years but... same! I didn't know he was supposed to HAVE a cape! D: @HardSundae I looooooove that state of mind omg It's how I learned I like it when my dominant spits in my mouth 🥵 "First Zelda: Ocarina of Time Last Zelda: I played Breath of the Wild most recently, but I played Link's Awakening for Switch before that when it was new Favorite Zelda: Majora's Mask" @lapin_d_epices @NoContextTFs Okay that makes sense Our ranch was on @WorstYearPod! So exciting! Y'all should listen! 💕 "@HardSundae This sounds, um, really hot, gosh 🥵" @HardSundae heck >/////< 💕 "@JoeyBuckaroo Sounds fun! Well, not ""SOUNDS"" fun, but you get what I mean~" "@HardSundae I seriously think about this story often, but this part in particular is just,,, so hot,,,, 🥵" @HardSundae That's a really smart framework! I might start organizing my kinks similarly @OzmaRacc I need to try it sometime! "(It was LIKELY full-sized given the hologram in Jurassic World and arguably the stuffed one in Fallen Kingdom, but I'm just saying they COUULD retcon it if they wanted)" "Though ironically, the actual Dilophosaurus (which tragically didn't have a frill), was nearly as big as T-Rex The Jurassic Park series has been hesitant to confirm if the only living Dilo we've seen in the franchise (in the first one) was a baby or not" That's a really good point holy shit lol https://t.co/p62bUCPhBC @OhHeckKitty Same! The only reason I'm not a paleontologist today is because it's kinda boring work lol. I admire the hell out of them still but it's a lot of being outdoors for months and finding very little. Not really my speed "Dream scenario for me would be an Amber Collection Chaos Effect, but I know that's almost certainly impossible. CE was a Hasbro/Kenner invention I'm pretty sure." "I love what Mattel is doing with the license and to be fair, not all of Hasbro's offerings were that great, but the hybrid stuff they do is always some of my favorite JP toys. I hope Mattel is allowed to do that too at some point?" "My two favorite JP dinos are Dilo and T-Rex and THEY HAD A BABY, Y'ALL Also I looooove the Chaos Effect toys from when I was a kid where everything was a hybrid!" "*runs in panting* they made,,,, the best dinosaur figure ever a few years ago,,, I had no idea,,, I love her,,,,,, https://t.co/54bB4SX3gY" @RajelAran Omg I'd listen to that! @aristidexo l-lewd 😳 @aristidexo It's so true lol Maybe I'm a yote too 🤔 @Demodeview That was me for like a decade tbh I AM ALSO A PONE IT'S TRUE https://t.co/ZHdSwuiLPS @adawine_ect IT'S TRUE 💕💕💕 Seriously yotes might be having the most fun https://t.co/ydNYFw3kMc @SportIsARight DOG FRIEND Though I think my dog fursona will be a literal (ha! litter) dog @Autistic_Ace YES >/////> 💕 "Foxes are honorary pups See also: Coyotes, wolves, werewolves, etc https://t.co/F96PXjyFrR" @RaeGun2k @deathpigeon They were right on a level they couldn't have dreamed of @StebMcDreb BORK! :3 @Simonetheboss2 I miss visiting Wall Drug! Goddess I hope covid didn't kill it :/ "@SwiftAusterity I'm kinda into vore? I'm into a lot of related fetishes (like inflation and pred/prey), but my enthusiasm for vore is a lot of ""I dunno it's okay I guess but this sexy friend is really into it so let's go""" @deathpigeon Smart move honestly @StebMcDreb I WANNA BE PUP @cassie_complex Even in the comics this was such a ridiculous idea Now imo you can mitigate the ridiculousness by leaning into the camp and being openly silly about it But DC is too conservative for that now I'm a salamander because of my @ I'm a jackalope because that's my main fursona I'm a cat because I'm Kat And I'm at the very least dog-curious because literally all my pup friends look like they're having The Most Fun @Allikuja lol @deathpigeon told me the same thing I will! @NoContextTFs Was there a crossover episode I forgot about or is this a shitpost? @FreyjaErlings You rang? Like the account was made in September 2019 so maybe they had a different name initially? But I could also see them choosing that name because we were staring down the barrel of a terrifying election year. And then the plague happened! And so much more! "For all intents and purposes, for all the weight and significance the word ""2020"" conveys, it's still 2020." "I also love that A) they created this podcast for 2020 because of course they did, and B) they're still making it well into 2021 *because of course they are*" This was actually my first time listening to the podcast (won't be the last tho!) and I'm in love with their theme song lol also TIL it's not spelled Wormbo I'm just saying if @SomeMoreNews made a Warmbo plush I'd buy it in a heartbeat 🤷‍♀️ "Omg this is actual, literal, pre-conservatives-ruining-the-term virtue signaling" "@LeafTilde Yeah it's like, these attacks and threats undeniably suck, but it's gotten us a lot of positive attention and help. It's a weird place to be" What's a word for this thing people in power do when they act like they have no power? I don't know why anyone falls for it. I'm not sure anyone does I very nearly threw away Paleotrex's tail weapon for similar reasons. Hasbro is trying a lot of new packaging tricks lately! Search the packaging thoroughly! Star Wars and I'd go overtime "@StrawbraryCami Gotta love the logic of ""No homeless person could afford dyed hair, but every homeless person can definitely afford contraceptives""" @rabb1teatsmeat That's a mood x.x "(I'm assuming there'll be a tweet from them about it later today, but I just couldn't wait! 🥰)" "@JessicaCyboid Super pathetic, but equally cute lol" "@ProtoTheDweeb @shinobody @hmsnofun Neo dies and is reborn in the first one. The third one as well, but the first one too" @Azure_Husky THIS IS SUCH A MOOD "@hmsnofun I trust Lana. Beyond that though, yeah I don't wanna jinx it." Hey! Our ranch was interviewed on @WorstYearPod and you should listen! @Trancister Love you tons 💕 @ErikaBloodaxe We have a documentarian working with us as we speak lol "@ErikaBloodaxe Plot twist Old Cody is like, 38" "It's this weird existence where you think things have finally cooled down but then there's another scare, another frightening thing you heard through the grapevine about what the fash are saying about us Like I just want to be able to say it's over. I wish I could. I wish it was" @StrawbraryCami the dilemma is it's rude for one to speak with their mouth full @rabb1teatsmeat Cute :3 Wouldn't have even noticed or cared were it not for that bio follow back if followed https://t.co/XTkRGvjhtJ @benjanun_s That is nearly green wtf @benjanun_s That was my reaction as well @princessofsn0w3 💕 @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy Shockingly accurate @Kaelyrhn @TenaciousRanch Thank you! 💕💕💕 "@TrashBabyEva @BVDGRRLXXX We're all just into the best, gayest stuff" @RaeGun2k *HUGS HUGS HUGS* @RaeGun2k Gosh I'd really love to meet you in person! That'd be wonderful 💕💕💕💕 "@RaeGun2k Thank you so much, Rae. I love you tons 💕💕💕" @ArtifexH @TenaciousRanch @MindEmilys Gosh we'd love to have you! @StargirlSednira Oh no worries then! Thank you though 💕💕💕 (I think we might've already talked about this and I just forgot x.x) "That's it, that's the tweet" I fucking love being gay @ArtifexH @TenaciousRanch @MindEmilys Oh gosh thank you! 💕 @StargirlSednira I'm not sure if we still need folks helping with guarding? Mistress is the one organizing that stuff. Have you reached out to her? "@BVDGRRLXXX HECK YEAH THE BEST GAY STUFF, HUFF 🥵💕" @BVDGRRLXXX WAIT A SECOND SPARX THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING I DON'T LIKE ON THIS LIST WTF @XylariaVG You should definitely make it a thing! @BVDGRRLXXX Oh heck we have a lot of overlap 👀💕 @hmsnofun Sounds like a win @StebMcDreb I love you so much 💕💕💕 @HuskyAldoRaine Heck thank you 😭💕💕💕💕 "@ErikaBloodaxe Oh Yeah, oof" @PrissyOrcGF THERE ARE NO HORSES BUT THAT'S STILL GOOD TO KNOW @SportIsARight At least I'm lucky enough to have friends like you that get it 💕💕💕 @ErikaBloodaxe Jesus what makes you say that @ErikaBloodaxe I'm a huge fan of Some More News lol "@PrissyOrcGF Seriously, if you don't one day visit the ranch I'm gonna CRY 💕💕💕" @Demi_theynd Omg! "I dunno where I was going with this. It's just a weird club to be in. Not just visibly queer, but famous enough that the worst people are now just a part of your life and how careful you need to be." "The recent attacks on the ranch put us on the radar of a lot of wonderful people. A lot of queers I look up to, honestly. But they too are on the radar of stalker bigots, so there's been limits on what I can tweet about and how publicly they can help. And it breaks my heart 💔" @BVDGRRL @MamaBearKingdom lol I got losers stalking me too bet it's the same losers @BVDGRRL Fuck. Yes. @BVDGRRL It's why I'm open and vocal too This account has been posting Irish Beanie Babies all day (there are a surprising amount) and honestly? Erin's the only one I need. I still have mine stored away somewhere! @MapleReam Omg I love that shirt! Where'd you get it? "@CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ Ah, that explains the thread I was seeing y'all talk in lol" @NLRG_ What the tweet means @NLRG_ Three days later and I still don't get it D:< Frustrated that I wasn't blessed with a St Patrick's Day stimmy 😔 @RaeGun2k I tried watching it again somewhat recently and the racism right up front soured me on it. Didn't even finish it lol @Katabassist Cutie 💕💕💕 @A_Reborn_Wooloo @HaileyAdamsXXX I am unfortunately very tight 😭 @HaileyAdamsXXX @A_Reborn_Wooloo BLUSHING READING THIS @JessicaCyboid Oh Okay fair :V @JessicaCyboid DP is the ultimate bottom fantasy @HaileyAdamsXXX Heck heck HECK 😳 Huge trans sapphic mood @ManjiButt RIGHT???? "@NewGenderWhoDis You're cute regardless, but yes I promise to cream from your hotness~ :3" @NewGenderWhoDis Emma you are a treasure (But seriously sorry your account got locked over such obvious bullshit :/) @QuestForTori @Spradio2 I know I love it so much! I retweeted it earlier :3 @nyaakat Good job cutie! 💕 "@ParchmentScroll @vexwerewolf @zap4pple Though now that I hear the new series will be a sequel instead of a reboot, they're gonna have to commit to confirming that" @sapphixy It was only 9 actually whoops "@ParchmentScroll @vexwerewolf @zap4pple I got the impression it was less ""we can't SAY they're married"" and more ""there's not really an organic way to confirm this in the like 2 minutes of epilogue we have planned where we have to show where all mane six are at""" "@vexwerewolf @zap4pple She does end up with Applejack at the end! (Which I'm only mentioning because like, most people weren't still watching at that point. I certainly wasn't! :V)" @the_nerd_skull @TrexPushups Every trans woman I've talked to about this had (and usually still has) a TGTF kink @the_nerd_skull @TrexPushups https://t.co/9F9flMYTIO @Flailmorpho_ gdhfhhhhhfg I'm pretty sure I'd cum just from that 🥵💦💕 @Flailmorpho_ I literally got shivers reading that thank youuuu >/////< 💦💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ hghfhhhhh you're so right >////< 💕💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ huff huff HUFF yes 🥵🥵🥵 "@Flailmorpho_ Look, whether I can fit that many or not, we both know I'm gonna try" @Flailmorpho_ h-huff 🥵🥵🥵 "@the_nerd_skull DUH, YOU'RE TRANS" "@miss_nikola Aw, thank you! Looks comfy~ ;3" @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA They're the best characters! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too Nicki!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX hmmmm good question actually @HaileyAdamsXXX fghujghhgjgjghfjhjg 🥵🥵🥵 "@transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX plz, i am just a urinal" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg 🥵🥵🥵 @AstroValerie Huge agree! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhghhhhhhhhgggh 🥵 "Muppets are kinda their own thing, but my opinion on creature effects generally is that neither puppets nor CGI is inherently better. In an ideal production the two are used to compliment each other." "Hopefully no one thinks I'm disparaging Muppets or puppets in general. I'm just illustrating why stuff like CGI is often prioritized over puppets. (Though something tells me if CGI artists could unionize, the cost difference would be negligible)" @abcdemily666 Puppetry can be surprisingly dangerous lol @About4otters gosh gosh gosh gosh GOSH 😍😍😍 @emilyvdw This is the content your followers and mutuals crave! "@emilyvdw I hate so much how to even a lot of ""allies"" we're treated as an intriguing hypothetical rather than real people with real lives." "@MajestikDewback My last Pulse order came from Atlanta, but with Unicron it's anyone's guess. I can imagine they might've needed to tap a warehouse they don't normally use" @Monicaaaaaah Honestly? Smart investment "@SixoTF Yep, I'm gonna need this" @blaze_casual Yes they are! 😍😍😍 @PaulaBraydi As a bunny: Mood @SportIsARight @retronouns hhgghhh 🥵 @SportIsARight @retronouns Hey same @StargirlSednira CUTIE @ArtyMaus @miss_nikola Hell yeah! @miss_nikola Omg we should totally pee on each other sometime! 💦💕💕💕 @gaysexaccessory Because you're awesome! @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX huff 🥵 Pictured: Why Muppet productions are nightmarishly expensive @MadameNightmar3 *wasn't cable HERE I mean Double sorry :/ @MadameNightmar3 Gotcha. I'm just saying it wasn't cable. But it was a different country so I get it. Sorry 💕 @AFinchWrites @NamelessMesmer hhhggf "@MadameNightmar3 ...King of the Hill played reruns every weekday for an hour on Fox starting at 4pm for like, a decade in the late 90's/early 00's" @linalinadc A lot of people's headcanon @MadameNightmar3 Yeah but there wasn't really a big fan theory that the creator insert character was trans "I WOULD LOVE TO BE WRONG, MIND YOU, BUT," The main reason I'm not looking forward to this is because it'll confirm Bobby isn't trans @HaileyAdamsXXX 😬😬😬 @HaileyAdamsXXX I don't think that name would've fit you lol @SportIsARight Hell yeah! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhhhhhhgggggghhghggggghhgggghggggggghgggggggggggggfgghhhhh @tainkirrahe It's good self-care! @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhfffggdddhh oh gosh Daddy >/////> 💕💕💕💕 "Brain: Okay, there's some really cool people following us now, please act professionally Me: Got it Brain: Perfect Me tweeting: Please pee on me Brain: nO" Truly we were robbed Next followback goal is Chelsea Manning :V Being terminally online is finally paying off kinda https://t.co/jXcsF9AybI "If the me of four years ago had any idea the number of cool people who would be following me back eventually... And not only that, but almost every time it would be ""Huh, I thought I WAS following you!"" Gosh 🥰🥰🥰" "I remember trying to watch this when it was new. You know how hard it is not to miss a ""micro series"" when the episodes are like 5 minutes long? Every single time I tried it was over before I turned on the TV. Streaming is a much better medium for this show." @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm glad you're feeling better at least 💕💕💕 @QueenStodge What does God need with a Matrix? 🤔 @BVDGRRL wait what was that first thing! that sounds hot! @AngryNerdBird Cute! @chaoswolf1982 @AdequateEmily I just said gay 🤷‍♀️ @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 @CamisGoodBoy What's there to debate? You need to get preggers @BVDGRRL You just keep making perfect tweets tonight damn @JessicaCyboid Traditionally the bottom has more followers than the top tho @BVDGRRL This is a huge philosophy of mine as well @ZucchinnaArt You really need Siege Springer. IDW Springer looks out of place! :P @MajestikDewback Core are Megaton and Starscream @MajestikDewback NICE @StopTweetingMia Yeah that happens sometimes Still way less acne than with testosterone though in my experience >.> "@nyaakat I was immediately like ""Oh Jessi will love this"" and sure enough" @JessicaCyboid I was gonna say you should steal this idea "@ManjiButt ""... And also Street Fighter""" "@LilahSturges That might be the biggest of moods, oof" @Lilfelicity1 Love you too 💕 "I'm being told that at the very least the last picture is likely from Sonic Unleashed, so my instincts of ""this is a shitpost"" were correct yet somehow OP didn't use a single picture from Ilios" @Esper_Lily Love you too Lily! 💕 "@arthur_affect I had an art teacher who in his 20's went through a phase where he titled every painting he made ""Self Portrait"" for similar reasons (though he laughed about how pretentious it sounded a decade+ later)" @viragoergosum Love you tons 💕 That third picture is the Well map on Ilios and you can't convince me otherwise @Esper_Lily 💕💕💕!!! "@Flailmorpho_ I love you too, gosh! 💕💕💕💕" @SwiftAusterity 💕💕💕 @shiversystem Love you too 💕 "@StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ It really is and yet, it's impossible not to love" @ARCTIC_ST0RM I'm sorry this scene is one of the reasons why TLK is the best Bay-directed Transformers movie lol @Orionpax4221 @ChromeTyranno The contrast is way better "I'm too gay to just be into women, sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️" I just want to thank my genderfluid/genderfuck friends for being so hot and constantly reminding me I was a fool to ever think I was only into women 😭💕💕💕 @nyaakat The only answer "@Azure_Husky That was beautiful, thank you 💕" @Azure_Husky I'd love to read it @Azure_Husky Oof I feel this one too x.x Though it's in part due to me having no idea how I'm gonna be able to make FFS and (probably?) BA happen @Azure_Husky @csixty4 My guy had even less of a plan lol "@Azure_Husky It's such a weird kind of grief because he wasn't me, but he was, but I don't think I liked him very much. He didn't know me. It feels kinda like grieving a stranger. Sorry I just needed to get those words out. It's a weird feeling 💕" "@csixty4 @Azure_Husky I've joked that the other guy would've preferred it this way, ""death"" and all. I dunno. I hope so." @Azure_Husky It's just nice seeing it described so well @Azure_Husky The second one I hope. Because thank you 💕 @HenryWHall Mine hasn't shipped yet but I got a message saying it'll be soon 👀 @Azure_Husky I'm crying 💕 @Azure_Husky oh oh fuck I feel this @GwenStarlight I care about you lots! 💕💕💕 @StrawbraryCami Truth 😤 @StrawbraryCami I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO! VERY MUCH 😭💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb I love you 💕💕💕 @Monicaaaaaah Hey there 🥺 "@jessica70523 @maegodhavemercy I would definitely call those sensations comparable if not very similar, yeah" "@jessica70523 @maegodhavemercy And the pain with injections is pretty minimal honestly. And even on bad days where it hurts a lot for whatever reason, that pain is gone in minutes" Please help my friend if you can 💕💕💕 @StrawbraryCami @princessofsn0w3 💕💕💕 @StargirlSednira awwwww 😭💕💕💕 @StrawbraryCami @princessofsn0w3 That's okay 💕💕💕 Sorry I got weird about it lol "@BadKidCloe @Katabassist Facebook has been forcing people to use their legal name for like, a decade" @StrawbraryCami @princessofsn0w3 Then what does this mean then? https://t.co/WjozAyrkda "@princessofsn0w3 You didn't upset me and I don't hate you at all, it's okay 💕" @princessofsn0w3 @StrawbraryCami I'm even more confused now Three of my mutuals have died. I guess I mean sad? @StrawbraryCami But you just said it took you a second to know what I meant by ghosts! I'm confused now! "@StrawbraryCami I mean ghosts But I understand that that word is often used less literally. My bad, lol" @CuddlePotato Oh! Her! Yeah I haven't read any of her work yet "@CuddlePotato I'm not familiar with this person, but I definitely support these words in particular and completely agree" @ArmlessKittyfox I LOVE YOU BUNCHES THANK YOU 😭💕💕💕 @OhHeckKitty @SummerTimeHorny 👀👀👀 @CuddlePotato YES I'm mutuals with no less than three ghosts. People who I can't tell I care about them anymore. So I remind people a lot. Realized tonight that I try to compensate my being so shitty at messaging friends and loved ones by telling them as often as possible how much I love them "Oh! Uh, I dunno maybe I did spoil it all then. But like, first guess and someone got it, you wouldn't have been the last. Is how I'm going to justify giving it away >.> https://t.co/ZLYpwuaPE0" "(I'm a fan of Cody's and he should follow me back on Twitter, just saying 🤷‍♀️)" Yeah no that's the one lol https://t.co/QWX03ZV0mu "That's all I really want to be remembered for as well. Other stuff might be neat I guess but as long as people say ""She was always helping her trans siblings""? Life well lived." "I never, ever wanna stop helping trans people. On my fucking deathbed I want to be doing everything I can 💕" @hmsnofun You're always cute i m o 😤 "Not yet! But soon. I wanna let the podcast itself make the announcement first, and I think that'll be later this week? https://t.co/kqjtmQKAXo https://t.co/D26Xum3NbF" "It's actually not much of a spoiler being vague and saying we're filming a documentary or were interviewed for this station or that paper, or on whichever podcast, because these opportunities keep happening lol It's a really weird but wonderful problem to have" "Some of the ranch got to be interviewed for a podcast I hadn't heard of and a host I hadn't heard of, but then afterwards I found out the OTHER host I'm a big fan of and I'm legit kinda mad I wasn't there lol Hopefully later this week I can say more 💕" @APrivateRobin Sure! I'm on both as well 🥰 @APrivateRobin That's good! Are you more active elsewhere? Like Discord or Telegram or something? @APrivateRobin Hell yeah! :3 (Also gosh it's good to hear from you again!) @OhHeckKitty Yes plz!!! 😍😍😍 @nyaakat Good! :3 @maobaby Ooooh favorite game on Switch? Definitely Hollow Knight 💕 @AshCoyote Thank you so much! 😭💕💕💕 @lisaquestions This is the second time someone's @'d me about this band in the last month lol I'm pretty sure I'm following them! @HaileyAdamsXXX Hell yeah! 💕 @DjDragonfire12 Sure "@DjDragonfire12 @JessicaCyboid Okay but I meant more like, I'm confused by the shape lol" @fuchs1apunk @MaiaFranklyn Oh hey I know you! @JessicaCyboid Oooh I've never seen a toy like that before! How does it work? @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh Daddy thank you >/////< 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @cassie_complex gosh 😳😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG SWEETHEART THAT'S WONDERFUL!!! 💕💕💕 @cassie_complex GOSH I'd love to get b!mboified in a room that cute 😍 @BVDGRRL It's truly pathetic This also means I can officially look damn good in a unisex large. That's the smallest I've been since I was a teenager 😳 An amazing friend got me this amazing top based on an amazing level of an amazing game 😍😍😍 #AHatInTime https://t.co/JkgeCJ9v7i @cassie_complex O M G I love how pink this room is!!! 😍😍😍 @DoomsayerCass @maegodhavemercy @StargirlSednira Not really lol (She came out to me AGES ago) @maegodhavemercy @StargirlSednira NIIIIIIIICE @maegodhavemercy @Esper_Lily Oh nice! @maegodhavemercy Seriously even like a year and a half since starting them I still get a rush of euphoria after every poke 🥰 @maegodhavemercy Injections are sooooo much better imo! You're gonna love them 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm so happy for you sweetheart! 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus okay but same tho "@mebisdead I know that feeling. I'm sorry, friend 💕" @LilMamaSilver YES :3 @Flailmorpho_ It's fun to pretend! 🥰 "@Allicrombie I clicked Voyage Home before I saw Galaxy Quest, curses" @ErinInTheMorn RIGHT???? @JessicaCyboid Well I'm certainly not giving up 😤 @JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR Yeah that survey you shared gives me hope that the assumptions will change @ArtregalOR @JessicaCyboid I'm not a doctor but my assumption is they just inferred that with the parts involved there was no reason to assume lubrication in the same way as vaginas people were born with. And they don't yet have enough proper evidence documented to change that assumption @JessicaCyboid I just gotta make an appointment with my physical therapist "@JessicaCyboid The fucking violet dilator still can't get in any length worth a damn (I have two extra small sizes that have better luck) And like, I'm willing to do the work, but it's like an hour just getting to the ""smallest"" one of the base set and I'm already sore at that point :/" "@JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR I've had a similar experience talking to people, except I don't recall talking to anyone that said there was no lubrication" @JessicaCyboid *fit stuff lol or stuff stuff 🤔 @JessicaCyboid Goddess I wish I could stuff even half that big 😭😭😭 "@Kaylee63638169 Some otherwise left of center artists are getting into selling NFTs of their art have tried defending using the equivalent of four days of energy per token as ""no ethical consumption under capitalism""" "@Kaylee63638169 It's a cryptocurrency thing where they sell you a unique code that doesn't actually give you ownership over digital stuff, except rich people are pretending it does. So like Twitter's creator Jack sold his first tweet for like 3 million" "Waiting for the day that conservatives realize they can use the ""no ethical consumption under capitalism"" to (poorly) defend capitalists. They're doing a test run with NFTs already" @Azure_Lusty Mine does too and it's the best 😍😍😍 @nyaakat genderfuck vibes are super hot tbh >.> @MaiaFranklyn Aw heck! That's awesome! @Azure_Husky Nice! @MaiaFranklyn Is this like a TR Fort Max reissue? :O @Azure_Husky I'm guessing that Discord I didn't join really helped huh >.> @Azure_Husky WHAT @GwenStarlight hhhgggghg something about squirting it out is so hot >/////< "@Afroauthor Hence why I said ""just as much"" :P" @LambChopInPamps RIGHT???? "@QuestForTori Apparently in development they had a mechanic where Link could jam his sword into a rock face to ""rest"" and regain stamina, but Miyamoto thought that was too unrealistic. I think it would kinda break the stamina system, but doing that to wait out rain would be perfect." "@QuestForTori It really does seem like the lack of any kind of item you can seek out (even an exceedingly rare/expensive one) to mitigate this issue is a huge mistake. Like ""fix for the one day eventual remaster 10 years from now"" kinda mistake" @TacAfterDark 💕💕💕 @CaseyExplosion R E L E A S E H I M @Azure_Husky Latordial @Azure_Husky it's true 😳 @FalconGoddess37 Did you really think I was pro-cop? I'll admit I'm a bit offended "@FalconGoddess37 All cops are bastards, hopefully that goes without saying, but just in case I mention that fact multiple times in my thread" "I'm an agender woman, you can DEFINITELY fuck the girl out of me if you destroy me hard enough" fuck the gender right out of me plz 🥺 @MaiaFranklyn You drew it a day ago :P @MaiaFranklyn I love the implied lore that Decepticons are physically incapable of converting any part of their body to properly house the Matrix. Something really silly and fitting about that. @ARCTIC_ST0RM So it fits perfectly with the other two spoiler packs lol @Vangelus I'm really interested to see how this fits in with Galvatron and BW Megatron. I hope it's time travel shenanigans. "@ExistentialEnso Yeah it's not at all perfect and it kinda makes the whole trilogy a lot weaker, but I enjoyed it a lot and cried a ton. Movies that make me cry I hold much closer to my heart." "@lisaquestions Been about ten years for me and I don't need to understand it, it's just a vibe, you know?" "@ChronoKatie Oh no Katie! I'm so sorry :/ You seem like you'd be really fun to hang out with, wtf" @ExistentialEnso 100% agreed with everything in this thread. Even had the same last movie lol @hmsnofun Oh Sarah that's really cute omg @Rooks_Roost Shit like that being more common is the only real change this will bring @notwaving Hell yeah we got a lot of new security stuff coming in the mail! "@notwaving Make no mistake, my preference would be no cops in bars and clubs. I'm just illustrating that putting them in plain clothes doesn't make it in any way better and in fact makes it even worse." I also met that local friend I keep gushing about on Twitter come to think of it 🤔 The main improvement that I would hope both sides of this debate (the ACAB side and the Liberal/Conservative side) can agree on is that bad cops will in theory get away with less (not none) shitty behavior if they can't hide in plain clothes. There's no benefit to pain clothes. "Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to argue that a uniformed cop would be any kind of improvement to the situation or a deterrent to assault, I just enjoy pointing out ridiculous ideas that are ridiculous even assuming my opponent's beliefs are true. https://t.co/WsSqtPeDEe" Kinda seems more like this is just cops wanting to fuck around with even less consequences than they already have with literally no other benefit 🤷‍♀️ "I dunno y'all, even assuming cops aren't dangerous (which I'm only doing to attempt to give the benefit of the doubt), it kinda seems like prioritizing ""crimes happening so people can be arrested"" over ""crimes not happening b/c there's a cop right over there"" seems pretty fucked." @OhHeckKitty Yep lol """Just as much"" would be ""none at all"" IMO but let's pretend for a moment cops aren't useless/abusive. The only benefit I can see in cops being hidden is abusive bar goers will THINK they're safe, so it's just hoping women will get a bit assaulted before cop reveals himself(???)" "It assume Kingdom (the show) is gonna have a lot of time travel shenanigans since just going by the toys, G1 Megs, BW Megs, and Galvatron are all going to be there, and somehow Megatron sniped the Matrix out from under Galvatron I guess. It's a weird mix of G1 continuity" "[cw okay I guess there's an actual Kingdom spoiler here? Ye be warned] . . . I'm annoyed Megatron is just grey. The theories that he'd be purple, despite BW Megs and Galvatron being purple, sounded so much more interesting to me. That accessory is the only reason to get this." Given that the majority of my sex life comes from Twitter and I met one of the GFs I've lived with for nearly 3 years here... I'd say yes :V "@AdequateEmily I mean, that whole thing sounds so gay I kinda wanna do it with my friends now (though there's no losers in my version, only winners)" @Flailmorpho_ yeah I'm probably mainline hehe @notwaving Yeah I won't be buying a single plastic robot. Hopefully that goes without saying @StargirlSednira Fuckin mood lol @daeken literally me @ARCTIC_ST0RM hhhhh stop making me want this (don't stop) @dreamingnoctis I'd love to see! @gaysexaccessory My mom is shitty with this too. I'm so sorry Miria 💕 @BVDGRRL what is the context here lol @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh that sounds hot plz bring it when you visit 🥵 @shreddyfox Hell yeah! You deserve it! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview Hell yeah @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX Good~ @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤡💕😻 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview IT'S TRUE @CamisGoodBoy Awwwww! Gay 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I LOVE THEM TOO 😭💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace Good luck 💕 @QueenStodge I think you cracked it! "@PinkRangerLyra I'm so sorry, Lyra 💕" This is a cute idea other than I almost never used the dungeon creator and covid is a thing >.> https://t.co/y0LUxrB1NQ I love how glossy and toy-like he looks 😍 https://t.co/2sjq02Qasw @OneLameShark OH HELL YESSSSSSS @NoContextTFs *Cosmos runs off crying* "Presumably the gay pipe would itself contain a lot of piss and cum, so," @DragonsBouquet 😍😍😍 @DragonsBouquet 🥺 @StrawbraryCami Oof :/ @StopTweetingMia Good place to be imo @OhHeckKitty SUPER CUTE 💕💕💕 @qirenni @Colezze DM'd @OzmaRacc @Colezze She definitely is 💕 @GNK_Droid_626 Maybe it wasn't Haro? It sure looked like that robot tho. I looked everywhere on the site I had it preordered on ( https://t.co/Bex1rbMF2Q) but I can't find it anymore :/ @vexwerewolf I think it always helps 💕 "@joelax9 YES, Transmetal Megatron with Takara (or comparable) tooling. No more GPS" "@_3ffervescent No mechs on this ride, we've going full robot 😎" "Masterpiece Quickstrike: Basically guaranteed to make me cum at this point, and I don't even like that character" "Does the obsessive collector in me want the new Beast Wars figure reissues? Yes But I already own the 10th anniversary versions of them. And the Masterpiece versions. And WfC. I'm a huge Beast Wars fan, but like, at this point I'm only interested in Fuzors or above lol" @GNK_Droid_626 There's a trans colored one for preorder and I HAVE considered it... direct deposit: $1400 me at target: give me all your plastic robots @ARCTIC_ST0RM Grabbed one! Thank you so much! 💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM @joelax9 Oh exciting! Yeah I guess I'll pull the trigger lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM @joelax9 Do we know what the spoiler figure is? @ARCTIC_ST0RM @joelax9 Oh wait maybe you're right? I dunno how it works either lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM @joelax9 It's sold out for everyone "@joelax9 @ARCTIC_ST0RM I'm a premium member but it's sold out there, that's my trouble" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Yeah I was able to find that one while I waited for your reply lol Not seeing the seeker tho :/ @ARCTIC_ST0RM Link??????? @LuceXLuceWest Yep! But I think the base cover is still the Optimus one? Plus it's what shows up when you Google it. It's just funny that they did it again (arguably even worse with Hot Rod like kneeling or something?) ten years later lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM Also I get free shipping on Pulse They went live on both sites at the same time (though I missed out on the mystery pack and the sparkless seeker which I'm really pissed about). Canceled it at Walmart lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM I got Premium... Hmmmm might switch "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Because they're Walmart exclusives, I didn't bother checking Pulse and just ordered it lol" "@Orionpax4221 I grabbed Rattrap because he's too rare not to. I have the tenth anniversary versions of everyone else. So no mutant heads, but I'll deal. IF I see them in the wild I MIGHT get them. Didn't want to take the change with Rattrap tho" "After shipping and tax, Rattrap is $30. It's an exceedingly rare mold, but just... ugh" @IzzyBunBop Happy birthday love! My phone just buzzed with the reminder that it was today 💕💕💕 "IF she had an alternate account, it would probably be private, and I'd probably only tell folks what it was if they asked me privately." "She's doing okay, all things considered. She said this to me elsewhere: ""We got through the worst stuff just before this. I don't like being cut off, but we got our own community again so we're not dependent on online."" The timing could've been a LOT worse." @rozietoez Same >.> 💦 A really good friend of mine @Colezze has been permanently suspended for speaking the truth about what to do with Nazis :/ @LeafTilde *cough cough* that song returns at the end to become Rodimus' theme lol "YUP every time I think about fans preference of Optimus over Hot Rod, this video plays out in its entirety in my head lol https://t.co/PWqfi6nNTc" "I love the pattern of putting ""Optimus is the hero while Hot Rod just stays useless"" fan fiction on the cover of every anniversary release of The Transformers Movie https://t.co/2K6CKyVkbX" @gaysexaccessory So far it's just season one but I bet they'll do more. It's great content! As long as ONE of my Volcanicuses looks good I'm happy lol "I don't think it's been recolored to match the new set, but it's likely it doesn't need to be, and at worst I can just use it on my PotP one" HELL YES I WAS HOPING THEY'D DO ANOTHER RUN OF THESE FOR THE UPDATED VOLCANICUS SET These have seriously even disappeared on eBay https://t.co/CjzmUhIAyc "@nataliereed84 I think it's talking about how like our eyelids are kinda like eye peels but yeah even as a kid I was like ""That's kinda gross""" @rozietoez Holy shit goals @vexwerewolf The biggest piece of shit IT'S SO FUCKED UP ON EVERY LEVEL https://t.co/76YVFrM4a9 "@ThoughtSlime Scooby should be saying ""rot rog!""" @ThoughtSlime Doesn't Shaggy almost exclusively call Scooby Scoob? @ann_arcana HE SUCKS SO MUCH "[cw weight loss, exercising] Fuck yeah 😤 https://t.co/V8UU0VVTai" "I could watch Mike & Rich talk about TNG for hours, and luckily they talked for an hour twenty in this one so I'm really loving it lol https://t.co/bnMt7r6tfh" "I'm watching RLM's Re:View of Next Gen season one, and HOLY SHIT I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS EXCHANGE ON TWITTER. Glad Crosby called that prick out. https://t.co/Rd1JsAgdXS" @HaileyAdamsXXX YES 😤😤😤 "Let's put it this way: If I'm foolish enough to put my legal name next to the kinky shit I constantly say on here, there's no hope for fascists" @AlexisVeilled Oh no babe :/ @phoenixtheblade Sometimes it's vixen! "@Azure_Husky YOOOOO I DID THE SAME THING, GO US Yesterday I skipped exercise time. This morning was also hard, but I forced myself to get up 😤" @miss_nikola Beautiful 😍 "The worst assholes on the internet in general have determined they have nothing to lose by being forced to post under their legal names. Meanwhile there's endless examples of people who need anonymity for completely legit reasons, like trans people for instance." Are people who are convinced ending anonymity on the internet will change how awful it is just somehow unaware of Facebook? I feel as though you're not allowed to make suggestions on how to improve the internet if you've never heard of Facebook @tainkirrahe They are undeniably nice thighs This is bad comedy @Ame0baRepublic That's a good way to put it It's weird as hell losing a parent at 13. It just kinda breaks you forever. Like my father's come to pass Twenty years has gone so fast "My dad died 20 years ago, but not today. Anniversary of that was like a week ago, and I missed it. I'm frustrated that I missed the day, but I guess we've been kinda busy here." @caraesten I thought we still had time before we felt that old! https://t.co/FGnlmqu0At @Flailmorpho_ y-yes plz >.> @RaeGun2k Guessing it would look way better on you now hehe @NamelessMesmer Oooooh gosh this is goals 🥵🥵🥵 @ExistentialEnso It's a good stuffie! @Flailmorpho_ hhhhheck 😳💕 @Flailmorpho_ hhgggggffffghh th-thanks 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 @Flailmorpho_ as if I get a choice~ 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ *huff* >////> @ZucchinnaArt I'm almost certain in Love & Thunder we'll come to find he now lives in New Asgard and is probably doing a lot better @hmsnofun CUTIE 💕 @tamazonx I love your desk toys! @sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs hhhhhheck you're good at making me squirm >////> @sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs hfghhhfh yessssss >/////< @AnaMardoll Omg that sounds awesome! @sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs w-well I wouldn't call it brainwashing necessarily but I didn't use to be this into pee pre-transition if I'm being honest >////> @sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs hhhhhhgh I alreadyy know this feeling irl and it's the bessssst 😍😍😍 "@sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs ghhhfhh definitely the dream, gosh >//////<" @sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs hhdfgfdhh yesssss 😍😍😍 @sqwrrkpon @lvndr_labs yes 🥵 @PinkRangerLyra plz 🥺 @CamisGoodBoy @nlrghorny Honestly I thought of you when I retweeted the dog one @NikatinePrime Huge agree @StargirlSednira @OzmaRacc Nice! @OzmaRacc It's a level of powerful gender fuckery that I am energized just being around tbh me "@darthdyke @NLRG_ It's ""painful to look it"" large imo lol" @Uber_Anne There's no such thing as too much Johto @NLRG_ This honestly looks big to me "@JosieKame Most of my Turtles toys were the pegwarmers of the day, but I did have at least one legitimately cool figure and it was Baxter Stockman. I got him for my 6th birthday and he's been my favorite ever since. I love the recent Ultimates version too! https://t.co/XeCVxrn5a6" @NewGenderWhoDis Hell yeah! Can't wait to see :3 "@NewGenderWhoDis @bunnieHughes This looks really hot, heck 👀👀👀" @NewGenderWhoDis Cute tho >:3 @miss_nikola Living that no filter life! 😤 @itsmezje Gosh that's amazing! I hope it gets approved! "@Aleharia It definitely can, yeah!" @BrattyBekka Also very likely x.x @Colezze CUTIE This might be period shits lol @nlrghorny hi I know I'm late but good luck filling your ass! :D @SweetBeansComix I kinda want that shirt tbh Guess I have a stomach bug of some kind. Guts are still liquified x.x At least it's not covid @darbehoneyriver All my clocks change themselves @Roxi_Heart Because you're very big and not a little at all :V "@Flailmorpho_ you're really good at it, yeah >////>" "@Flailmorpho_ yesssss, fuck 🥵💕" @Flailmorpho_ I'm gonna look and feel sooooo good being constantly heavily pregnant 😍😍😍 @QueenStodge 👀👀👀 @Flailmorpho_ my whole body is tingling just thinking about it 😍 @Flailmorpho_ hhgggggf thank you >/////< 💕💕💕 @found_serenity https://t.co/PJDhX5e59w @Flailmorpho_ given that I got wet just from reading that? without question 🥵🥵🥵 @Flailmorpho_ jjhhggghffhgf gosh 🥵 plz 🥵💕 @Flailmorpho_ hhgg 😳 @Flailmorpho_ No wait you said womb Okay you're technically correct @Flailmorpho_ Like that even matters with your demon powers D:< "@Flailmorpho_ ""Maybe""? D:" @WereChickenAU Are you including Path of Pain in that goal? Because I sure wasn't lol @Ranting_Trans @Monicaaaaaah I'm pretty sure I'm a slow reader and I don't think it was more than an hour "@WereChickenAU @bombsfall It's been like two years since I've played but I looked up the name, saw their picture and I was instantly taken back to how infuriating that run back was every time" @Monicaaaaaah @Ranting_Trans It's very short but it's exactly the kind of story I like to see in fantasy. @Ranting_Trans This book is so good! @MommyPosie I'm really sorry @MommyPosie It's a fear of mine too. I'm sorry. "@ChaelaT182 It must be kinda like how adults would see both Pokémon and Digimon toys on shelves in the late 90's and would think ""Why?""" @jenzieDK Oh same lol nice typo up there it's nearly 5am what am I doing Don't even get me started on whatever the hell Roblox is "And I LIKE Minecart! Just like... ugh, I was 21 when it was new. Imagine being nostalgic for it. Imagine that being your childhood. Can't relate." "Realizing I'm not really having that ""music kids today listen to sucks"" moment because I'm so bad at listening to music but I AM often feeling that video games kids today play seem awful. Like imagine if your primary cultural sources were Fortnite, Minecraft, and FNaF" "Okay I guess it's a Fortnite thing. Definitely had a distinct ""I think this is a children's meme"" feel about it" Same and the only relevant thing I could find was this tweet @Flailmorpho_ Only because the Pokémon it evolves into is so much hotter @NewGenderWhoDis TIME TO GET TWICE AS HIGH BABEEEEY "@garblefart She was also effectively a bunch of seemingly cis guys larping as a woman, which must've caused some Feels for at least some of them" @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* aaaaaay 4:20 I used to be asleep so much tonight. Then my guts decided to liquify and now every time I try to go back to sleep I need to run to the bathroom again. I give up. "@ChronoKatie I like to think of these as my ""Games that resonated with me so deeply I need tattoos representing them"" list https://t.co/wRp4r0KIhq" @LeafTilde HUGE AGREE @ChronoKatie Gosh same for Majora's Mask. Still my favorite Zelda! @OutcastToad I mean it is a Terry Gilliam movie after all :P @OutcastToad Correct @AdequateEmily I totally understand this feeling and I'm feeling it too :/ @QuestForTori pone @LeftAtLondon Nat why @Katabassist Oh yay congrats babe! 🥰🥰🥰 @VondranArt @Ruggafluff Oooooh pretty 😍 @CamisGoodBoy Hell yeah! @NotGyro @WereChickenAU @TenaciousRanch And @norintha! @im_just_laur 💕 "@caraesten Oof, I'll keep that in mind x.x" @ArtifexH @TenaciousRanch Thank you so much 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX That's so awesome @litterboxhex Looks nice! @BVDGRRL thank u 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @litterboxhex Oh heck congrats!! 💕💕 @slMeghanet Lol same! @Colezze Gosh! 😍 @maegodhavemercy I wanna hear her high thoughts SO BADLY @Demodeview Hey having munchies helps! @maegodhavemercy Naaaah I'd smoke with Washu @QuestForTori I'd get that surgery in a HEARTBEAT Haruko's probably got amazing space weed Haruko and Ryuk! @QueenStodge Wait a second you're not in the US! @QueenStodge Oh hey neat! @ChronoKatie Extremely hot 😍😍😍 @caraesten Oooooh I love this! 😍 "@HelliOOAK Best I can tell is the spelling might be from Poland, but looking it up recently there's apparently a ton of that spelling in various part of the UK (way moreso than the US)?" @miss_nikola Sounds hot :3 @StargirlSednira @Monicaaaaaah I DID THAT TOO HGFHGFH @Monicaaaaaah @StargirlSednira *his style I swear that wasn't even on purpose lol @Monicaaaaaah @StargirlSednira My favorite is the black and blue dress. Much more her style imo. All the other ones are too frilly for me! lol @nlrghorny awwwww such a cute sissy 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg my knees are hurting just watching oof @HaileyAdamsXXX *hugs hugs hugs* 🥰💕 So beyond dehumanizing. Like our hair has to be a statement we're intentionally making about our transness instead of just... what our hair looks like. Have you transphobes ever listened to yourselves? You can just... be normal about trans people. You don't have to fucking lose it like this. It's actually incredibly easy! At no point have I *ever* worried this much about another person's appearance [cw transphobia] This is *unhinged* @SteampunkPenny It was sooooo good 🤤 @litterboxhex 😍💕💕💕💕 @litterboxhex Very snugglable 💕💕💕 @silkygamer @AdequateEmily 2020 was the first year I didn't see a single movie in theaters since literally before I can remember. Likely like age 3 or 4? @miss_nikola I'm not even a top and: Yes @AdequateEmily I miss movies so fucking much "@apunkdog yessss I need to be that full too, heck" @shiversystem 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @apunkdog goddess that's a mood 🥵 @shiversystem 😳😳😳 @Flailmorpho_ or m-maybe a lot >//////< @Flailmorpho_ ... yes >//////< @Flailmorpho_ hdfghfdhghdghdf 😍😍😍😍😍😍 @lucashoal @AsterQuasi They think we all smile the same and have gross hair @Demodeview 🥵🥵🥵 Another thing I love about this ridiculous sweatshirt is they tried WAY too hard to let you know that jackalope is a GIRL with LASHES and LIPSTICK but also... she has antlers? And yeah that's why my fursona is a jackalope! Visibly trans! They made this for me lol "There they are! You know what to do, everyone! Report, block, blockchain! https://t.co/uVsQFr9iUZ" @IMJackRudd YES 😍 Omg they're doing another giant dinosaur toy in the Jurassic Park line! I love my huge Brachiosaurs so much and she DEFINITELY needs a friend :3 https://t.co/tZkQp4RxOb @Azure_Husky I never said it was accidental~ Omg new headcanon for my gay-ass jackalope fursona acquired! https://t.co/L7MWwta126 "@phyphor I'm kidding, relax 💕" @hmsnofun I'm mutuals with a few people in the first ten likes lol "[cw nsfw, nudity] As a jackalope, I'm equipped to answer this question: Very, very carefully." Aaaaah the British """When's that movie coming out?"" ""Oh it's from December 12th, learned it my local press""" It's a great poster made weirder by the gibberish at the bottom :V @hmsnofun cute form imo 💕 @Jamesotron Being a Masterpiece collector has been so weird during WfC. I've ended up with so many nearly-redundant figures 😭 This is extremely compelling evidence that it would be totally safe for me to see my physical therapist soon (literally works at the same place). Though then again I may as well wait for my vaccine at this point. "lol the first pic was taken just a couple weeks after my surgery when I got dressed to go see Rise of Skywalker. LOOK HOW FUCKING TIRED MY EYES LOOK LOL I was the most exhausted I've ever been coming home from the theater, oof" @Hbomberguy Accept your fate as a documentarian! Embrace the scope creep! "FOUND THEM I had a memory of how odd they looked when I laid them down in a weird place, BUT NOT THE MEMORY OF LAYING THEM THERE, SO," "I'm a creature of habit. I put my headphones back on the same hook every time I stop using them. So that once in a blue moon when my brain decides to not put them there, they've ceased to exist" "@StargirlSednira @Monicaaaaaah Closeted transfemme, no question. The dress stuff is way more fun that way :3" @CamisGoodBoy Just a blur of gender fuckery 💕 @xychelsea Hell yeah! "Streaming for me is definitely gonna require a new setup for my computer and everything, but I have high hopes that we'll be able to pull that off this year. Big changes are happening 🥰" @QueenStodge Omg I cannot wait for Airazor @stackedbimbo HELL yes @mutoshow @Oh_its_joanna In most other countries it is yeah It's why Mario used to use that sign a lot @Monicaaaaaah Aerith Knows @caraesten I'm personally in favor of this change @CamisGoodBoy Omg I wanna trip with you so bad! @JessicaCyboid Omg I need a top like that! @HaileyAdamsXXX @About4otters Gosh 😍😍😍😍 @LilSunflowerClo CUUUUUUUTE 😍 @TrashBabyEva 😍😍😍 @TrashBabyEva ggfgghhhgggggbb 😳😳😳😳😳😳 @maegodhavemercy Gosh thank you >.> @maegodhavemercy 😳😳😳 @StopTweetingMia There are some days I really miss it. I was born there and I spent my teen years there too. But I'm ultimately a Colorado girl 💕 The Game Grumps have become too powerful https://t.co/kP2Jg6abc1 @im_just_laur You look even cuter! 😍 @AntibrunchAkt Yeah I came out in late 2016 but hadn't had a haircut for about six months at that point so I had a bit of a head start. I've only gotten trims since then! @LostNotAtSea You're so hecking cute gosh 💕 @AntibrunchAkt Yeah I still can't believe that other guy was me either lol @FlorenceLaReine Awwww thank you 💕 @AntibrunchAkt CUTIE 😍😍😍 Pre-COVID hair to now Clearly covid made me gayer :3 https://t.co/mCoImw03L2 @maegodhavemercy MAE YOU'RE SO PRETTY AAAAA 😍😍😍 @BVDGRRLXXX WANNA KISS THAT TUM 😍😍😍 @BVDGRRLXXX Omg your taste in music is awesome so yes plz :3 @BVDGRRLXXX G O S H 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @theymerSophie Fuck yeah! 💕 @BadKitters 😳💕💕💕 @BadKitters *HUFFS* @BadKitters dhfhgfdhgdg NUH-UH >/////> @NicolaJayneHod1 Neat! @lucashoal @Rawr_Mom Yeah it takes a few tries lol @NicolaJayneHod1 Oooooh I don't know this person! Who is she? @NicolaJayneHod1 huh? o.o Gibes as in Joshamee Gibbs! The actor even has my deadname lol https://t.co/tUfO5UaZxX https://t.co/RrUmd8oYuh Not the MAIN driver of this choice but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a slight factor >.> https://t.co/Y1EoATAXuF @OtherverseG gibe is a word though! and you can have plural gibes! lol Now I'm thinking I really should have made my middle name Salamander @OtherverseG *Gibes :P "Been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I've decided I no longer have a reason nor desire to hide my last name It's pronounced ""Gibbs"" 💕" @TiredandT THOSE ARE SUCH GOOD NAMES TELL THEM I LOVE THEM 💕💕💕 @__eater__ Yeah I know. It happens Oh this is a nice blockchain source. Adding 3k to who I'm blocking hell yeah @Monicaaaaaah Yeeting my balls has helped so much 🧡🧡🧡 https://t.co/1Vx4tv3upx @TiredandT My orange boy 🧡🧡🧡 https://t.co/izpL991e9k "He's not too overweight for his size I don't think, and he doesn't seem to overeat, but he is the maximum chonk he can be without being too unhealthy and it's adorable." One of my cats Archimedes is starting to respond to the name Chuffters because I literally am incapable of calling him anything else at this point lol @WarlockChloe hhhghh 😳😳😳 Hell yes! @Grey_IsTrue HELL yeah 💕 "@HollowCallidora I'm so sorry, Callie :/ 💕" @AmazonChique @seananmcguire This happened to me recently too! I met up with a local-ish friend a couple times in the past month and it feels like I'm having socializing withdrawal x.x @BVDGRRL Oh heck is this a fursuit-related question 👀 @Monicaaaaaah You just keep getting cuter aaaaaa 😍😍😍😍 "@PrissyOrcGF @AdequateEmily I've seen it performed once live at like a local production, and I saw the movie once. I think both instances were spurred by the same friend who was obsessed with RENT but who I haven't seen in over a decade lol" @AdequateEmily I was born in 1987 and most of my friends and family are gay. RENT is not a common topic of discussion. "@MOOMANiBE My ticks have always been vocal and they got a bit worse from the stress of transitioning (after getting better for several years), so I can't really mask RIP But at least my ticks aren't the stereotypical swear words." @MOOMANiBE Oh gosh I either didn't know or forgot you had tourettes! Same hat "@Grey_IsTrue Uhhhhh I heard it might only be 3 feet where we are, but yeah x.x" @LilSunflowerClo @Notactuallysmol Extremely adorable! Much smol 💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Oh neat! I'm probably gonna buy both like the hopeless fool I am @ARCTIC_ST0RM Netflix Primal? @hmsnofun finally pants for female explorers like me "@CaseyExplosion Hell yeah that's wonderful, Casey! 💕" @reallifecomics Oh no of course normies think it's a Wonder Woman purse! I can't unsee it! @MaiaFranklyn I'm gonna steal this pose for my shelf you better watch out @JimSterling I ran into the queen figure at Walmart and I think she's exactly up your alley lol @LegalThey @Ardrial All my friends are really really hot you see @GwenStarlight @LadyLimina oof https://t.co/9XAqyiCiFn I'm gonna go full movie shithead too and get a huge tub of popcorn and a huge soda and a bunch of candy too! I'm gonna fucking TREAT myself because I earned it goddammit 😤😤😤 Look I'm just saying it's POSSIBLE Plus it's not like seeing it opening day is as much of a rush given the world will barely be back on its feet at that point. Even seeing it for my birthday (the 22nd) would be a dream come true tbh All adults can get the vaccine starting May 1st Black Widow comes to theaters May 7th A cinephile woman can dream 🥺💕 @Sonicfan0012 Nah I get it For all my fellow inflation/preg fans out there~ 😘 @zenocoyote @Reiawolf omg yes 😍😍😍😍 @NikatinePrime *cheering like a madwoman* "@MagsVisaggs Take all the time you need, Magdalene. I hope the hurt gets better 💕💕💕" "Well, it'll make it easier to block and report them knowing this. https://t.co/eKymgCnkoR" @HouseholdWheel Honestly the cape is a big giveaway "@Flailmorpho_ Yep, starting this weekend" @NewGenderWhoDis Goddess yes we should 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @LilSunflowerClo @NewGenderWhoDis You're stuck with me too 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @CaseyExplosion SAME THO IF YOU UNFOLLOW ME I guess we're just stuck being besties 🤷‍♀️💕 @Flailmorpho_ oh goddess you know I'd be up there before you even finished that sentence 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ durability test? 😳😳😳 @Flailmorpho_ 😳 "@CaseyExplosion But like, I know I take it massively personally when mutuals unfollow me and I don't wanna do that to other people, ugh I dunno. I'm on the fence. But it's a very good idea" @CaseyExplosion That's fair and honestly something I should look into >.> I don't need to unfollow my friends or anything but I have way too many mutuals I don't even remember anymore :/ @Flailmorpho_ I have one of those! :D @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh look who's talking tho~ 😘 @ironhide615 *THANK YOU* @Respectful_Succ @JessicaCyboid Okay @randimirandi Pretty much lol @JessicaCyboid That's a good reason as well! @JessicaCyboid Hell yeah @OfficialKat I definitely headcanon that Jane dumped Thor for Darcy """Oh shit The Clone Wars sound nuts! I in no way need or expect this to ever be expounded upon"" is a completely consistent reaction, and sure, was probably the majority reaction" That meme isn't in disagreement with this take in any way I'm so confused @Flailmorpho_ Oh fuck yeah! @Flailmorpho_ I mean I already can when the accounts aren't private. You mean they're gonna add that feature for private accounts too? Truly not a single marginalized person helped design this awful site "Why on earth can private accounts quote tweet, or at the very least why the fuck can I see that they have but am offered no other information? Just hide the fact that they quote tweeted at all" @Shadowfire10_02 @grdnsys 💕💕💕 "@Shadowfire10_02 @grdnsys It's okay, I understand now. Sorry for my reaction 💕💕💕💕" "@Shadowfire10_02 @grdnsys Oh okay! No worries at all. Sorry I came in swinging, it's been a night x.x" "@grdnsys @Shadowfire10_02 Shadowfire, I can't see your tweets, so unless Gardxn explains that you both are cool real quick, I'm gonna be blocking you both for my safety." @grdnsys @Shadowfire10_02 So what's the discussion going on here? I've been harassed by a bunch of people lately tonight and my block button is ready if need be. I'm asking first because I know at least two people following you. "I transitioned because I'm a woman. And I greatly enjoy being a woman, sometimes in an explicitly sexual way, because fuck you." "Calling my life experience a fetish is an attempt to dehumanize me, so from there it's easy to handwave away issues like ""Why/how would anyone turn their life upside down for a fetish?"" I'm not human to you. That explains it to you. You massive fucking weirdos." "Now, was the fact that turning into a girl the hottest thing ever the PRIMARY reason I transitioned? Of fucking course not. I don't get off from being hated by bigots. If this was merely a fetish, I'd've stayed a guy! Is that really surprising to you losers?" "You want the honest truth? For a lot of us, transitioning is a very sexual and kinky experience. Not every moment of every day of course, but often enough that it's notable. And I'm tired of acting like that's not a thing to appease unqueer losers 🤷‍♀️" I'm just gonna be over here being an agender woman who loves how she looks & feels and thinks the idea of me transitioning is the hottest thing ever and there's literally nothing anyone can do to stop me lmao "Like sure, let's say this is just a fetish for me. Fucking so what? It's my body." "Implying that being trans is a fetish isn't just incorrect, but it's only a gotcha if you're against bodily autonomy 🤷‍♀️" @autumnsunflowr Hell yeah sounds fun 🥰 "@FeoAsilion Any time, gorgeous 💕" "@FeoAsilion I understand that feeling. I'm sorry. But you can't let it get to you. You're really quite beautiful, no matter what any jealous bitch says" @FeoAsilion There's nothing wrong with it. That bitch is just jealous. You see the other pics she chose? @BVDGRRL I need you to understand how much this made me squeal with delight @FeoAsilion I gosh I knew I recognized that cute face! I'm sorry you were caught up in this :/ They updated the pictures for the Amber Collection JPIII Pteranodon and I'm seriously impressed it can do this pose! It's not a perfect standing pose for a Pterosaur but it's not bad! I'm excited to add this lady to my collection! https://t.co/5FlbfT0gBT @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes you do! @ArtregalOR Sure thing cutie~ 💕 @tinybird420 I guess that's good at least :/ @tinybird420 Are you okay? @NadlesNeu I'm so sorry 💕 @tinybird420 Oh yeah that happens to me a lot @Qchan05 Right??? So ridiculous @NadlesNeu Well then I think part of the reason might be abuse :/ Seriously though when I start streaming this kinda setup is GOALS @heck_engine It's the BEST lol @NadlesNeu I can't answer that I'm afraid :/ This is extremely true I'm girls "@NadlesNeu Well fine, I'll say it: You're really pretty 🥰" https://t.co/xvoDAiiLoa Squirrel Girl @Monicalternate Okay unrelated but your butt and hips are HOT gosh 😍 @Kaelyrhn Gumby was SUPER weird which is why I love it so 🥰 @EllaBananas5471 Hell yeah! @aTigerslunch @emilyvdw I'm not quite sure what you're asking? @Yuroshai I got it from @Azure_Husky! @heynetters SAME @lovecrossbones @reallifecomics Now see THAT one was MADE for Mae! @Solarzilla2000 Oh hey I'm friends with her! @TheCrystalStorm @RanatokiParalax 😘😘😘 @QueenStodge 😘😘😘 @OtherverseG AGREED @LittleRubyBear My Daddy tells me the same heck @Gender_Thief Exactly! I don't get it! Thinking triplets at least Or a litter 🤔 @Flailmorpho_ I'm guessing the glasses are really big too >.< Cannot overstate how badly I need to be knocked up @JohnCalafin Lemme bring in @TenaciousRanch to the conversation because that's a question Mistress needs to see "@Flailmorpho_ Is it milk or ""milk""? I mean either way yes" @xychelsea Hey Chelsea! Looking really cute today! 💕 Worrying what unqueers think of my sex life is something only an unqueer would worry about. Dunno how y'all can stand it lol "Like I don't even know how you reason your way out of that because clearly you can't ""let us"" have such amazing sex constantly. Guess we're just fucking each other to trick specifically y'all and we're faking? Yeah okay. And those hooves you hear MUST be zebras 🙄" "Unqueers loudly complaining that they don't think trans women are hot are so funny to me. Like, good for you? We're gonna be over here having amazing sex, often in multiples greater than two 🤷‍♀️" @Flailmorpho_ 😘😘😘 Hilarious that they picked four gorgeous transfemmes and in my case literally my hottest picture fucking lol Here's an account to block https://t.co/EabyyM23RW @queerfoxx CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @FrillyHyena 😘 @Azure_Husky IT'S SO GOOD @miss_nikola Goddess I just wanna bury my face in there 😍 @Azure_Husky Same! It's the best. Plus I get the most wonderful tingling sensation in my pussy >w> "@Flailmorpho_ *bites lip* how many do you think are in there, heck >/////<" @Flailmorpho_ nnnghgg if I'm being honest I was just thinking how nice it would look there >/////< @ann_arcana 👀👀👀 @MommyPosie *HUFFS* D:< @ArtregalOR 😘😘😘 @glaciepuff hhhgghhg 🥵🥵🥵 @glaciepuff hhhggfh big enough I can't move heck >//////< If we're mutuals and you're wondering if I'll film porn with you: The answer is yes "@BVDGRRL Whatever you need to do to feel safe. Totally makes sense 💕 Sorry you were getting death threats, fuck :/" @exiliaex They didn't have to pick SUCH a hot twinky model @benjanun_s Oh yes. We got one on our GFM a few months back @miss_nikola Good @PizzaFacts2go Well according to that article title they are :V @PizzaFacts2go Vegetable is technically a culinary term! @Chainsaw_Sparkl https://t.co/OcM1HnKNvD @Oh_its_joanna @im_just_laur SO TRUE 😍 @im_just_laur Looking good! 💕 Curi's a good friend of mine and they could really use some help! @StopTweetingMia I had a feeling that was the case lol Anyway I 10000% agree @emilyvdw Yeah that pain never really goes away :/ @litterboxhex How do I sign up 👀 "@StopTweetingMia Like I seriously debated adding ""I'm taking it back""" @StopTweetingMia I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING THIS https://t.co/YBGpNH4yug @BVDGRRL Omg how exciting!!! :3 @EllaBananas5471 😘😘😘 @viragoergosum 😘 @Uber_Anne 😘😘😘 I really wanna film more porn sometime. Been way too long @Uber_Anne UR CUTE 💕 :3 @trgrrl You're in my thoughts today Alicia 💕💕💕 @StargirlSednira But you! 😘💕 @ClintonLKindle It's real weird lol @NamelessMesmer @JessicaCyboid It's true! 💕 @JessicaCyboid Pussy gasms just kinda hit different @JessicaCyboid I gosh I need to try one of those kinda toys 🥺💦 @JessicaCyboid GOSH you look good in that And your pussy does too 😍 @ClintonLKindle RIGHT??? @Kate_Bunni 😳😳😳😳😳😳 "@Kate_Bunni 5'11""!" "@hmsnofun Video essays! I wish I could remember how I initially found you but unless you were an Eyeball Zone feature I don't remember. Then you followed me here and I was like ""WHAT 😳""" @Kate_Bunni Sure! @Demodeview 😘😘😘 I would definitely fuck me 😔 @_FeistyBoots_ There's a tight area in my vag and a vibrator loosens it up. It's kinda hard to explain I love this stupid shirt lol https://t.co/WmYMOF6XhH GODDESS am I cute today 💕✨💕 https://t.co/R18VgFHmml @TransgurlTSB @reallifecomics What I love about it is it's only a video game accessory to people who know it's a video game accessory. I get compliments on it from people who've never heard of Zelda! @KivaDamhnait @BetterBimbo Very yes! @About4otters I mean it's pretty obvious~ @SportIsARight Oh my goddess what was that sentence Typing while dilating is hard okay "@GenderBanana Well you see, because of inflation he costs 4 times more, but that DOESN'T apply to your wages because Reasons" *my bits thanks phone @GenderBanana They're as old as G1 was in 2009 RIP 💀 @JenMDupois Steel molds are horrifically expensive for such a thing @SportIsARight I mean on days where I can't dilate I am so try to at least use my vibe so I'm kinda already doing that lol But this is the first time I've tried both >.> Back in 2006 (the last time these were re-released) Hasbro gave us Transmetal Rattrap because they claimed they lost the original version's mold Oh fuck they found the Rattrap mold! It tenderized by bits perfectly Okay yeah I'm never dilating again without using a vibrator first. This is a huge difference 😳 @TheQueenSeKa @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Thank you! 💕 @Solarzilla2000 RIGHT????? Like mine 😘 The only NFTs I wanna hear people talking about are Nice Fat Tits @squishybelle That Decepticon badge suits her! @Monicaaaaaah @reallifecomics Tweeted this before I read the comic and realized how relevant that anecdote is lol @reallifecomics You're a woman of fine taste! And also: Mood lol https://t.co/FN9XDPbDg3 @Monicaaaaaah @reallifecomics I want that purse so bad but the last time I bought a Pokémon purse from that company the strap crumbled apart in like 5 months :/ @MavenOfMayhem Hell yeah! 💕 @retronouns Oof :/ @sidhra @MavenOfMayhem @SteampunkPenny Thank you so much 😭💕💕💕💕 @MavenOfMayhem @SteampunkPenny *hugs hugs hugs!* 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @MavenOfMayhem @SteampunkPenny (I'm also on the ranch and I'm Penny's fiancee. I know we don't talk much sorry >.>) @MavenOfMayhem @SteampunkPenny You're so sweet Amanda thank you 😭💕💕💕 @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @mack_holl Changes on HRT vary for everyone both in what changes and when. And they can keep happening many years after starting! You got this! @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview jhhggggghhhj oh heck now I REALLY need to be 180 🥵 @SixArmedSweater @QuestForTori @Mechazawa Love that we all get this reference lol "@PinkPandaKatie My peak was 260 pre-transition. I haven't hit that since but I got to 250 just a few months ago and I was like ""No more"" lol" @PaulaBraydi Still waiting for my antlers and big floppy ears! D:< @Demodeview Just wait until I'm 180 😏 This is the lightest I've been since my surgery (December 2nd 2019)! [cw weight loss] Gosh I was 231 this morning 😳 *shrinking jackalope noises* @viragoergosum CUTIE 😍💕 "Y'all, that local friend I've been gushing about? Honestly I should be saying local FRIENDS because her husband is amazing too. And I have to say they've both been so incredible during this scary time at the ranch. I don't wanna go into detail until it's safer but just: 😭💕💕💕" @freckles_art @AshCoyote @chipfoxx This is really cute! 💕💕💕 "@glaciepuff SO fat, gosh! 😍" @StargirlSednira Those ones are my favorite 🥰 "It's hot for the person being turned, it's hot for everyone watching, it's a win-win" "More ""cis boys"" should do it imo" "Turning into a girl is hot af, y'all" @CamisGoodBoy I feel really lucky to be her (and your!) friend 🥰🥰🥰 @StargirlSednira SUPER okay. Even more okay than when we thought we were boys! :P @assignedbrave Oh yeah Maud really doesn't let anything phase her lol @BVDGRRL Seriously disgusting @RaeGun2k SO DANG PRETTY 💕💕💕 "Also thank you, Bronies. I chortled. You are technically correct https://t.co/ChS9oRmUNV" I had been out of pony comics for a hot minute there but I'm equal parts elated and shocked that they're still making them! And I'm loving the covers of these upcoming trades! Tempest Shadow AND Maud Pie? Yes plz https://t.co/YWilJOzu4Z @emaraven11 and a hole is me 🥰 @StopTweetingMia Elizabeth deserved a better game frankly @LeafTilde WE'LL JUST BOTH CRY AND HUG LOTS IT'S OKAY 😭💕💕💕 "@LeafTilde I love you tons, Leaf. Seriously thank you so much for being such an amazing friend 💕💕💕💕" @LeafTilde 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 Mistress has always always always called us a crew because she (and I!) love pirates. The wording is too perfect! "My eyes just FLOODED at ""A group of unicorns is called a blessing"" 😭😭😭" Oh gosh it's like they wrote this for us. I'm seriously crying 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/bN7dGzJK4e @ChronoKatie I'd love to see more cutie! 💕 @SixArmedSweater @TenaciousRanch 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@SixArmedSweater That's sweet of you, but I'm sure she has her reasons. No need to argue 💕" @GwenStarlight Yeah I dunno why she blocked me. I miss her though :/ gonna need a *lot* of extremely gay sex to counteract all the bad feels from the past week just fuck me until I can't form words anymore plz @SnortingEstrace I mean if you're the first it still counts @DysphoriaQueen @SnortingEstrace I never even knew 4chan spun off from SA until @norintha told me. I was still on Sonic message boards in those early days lol @glaciepuff Might need to be juiced soon at this rate~ "@Orionpax4221 Not exactly that, but there's lots of plans we're not exactly going to say publicly" @miss_nikola I am officially too into Transformers lol There was more suspicious activity tonight. I don't have all the details but we have a team of folks looking into it. I'm just trying to stay safe in the house and not panic :/ "The donations we've gotten so far have been incredible. Y'all are taking such good care of us and we're so, so thankful for your support. The Tenacious Unicron ranch isn't going anywhere because of YOUR donations & retweets. Thank you so much 💕💕💕" "It hasn't really let up here @TenaciousRanch. The fash are tailing us in town, they're still threatening us & we're constantly worried they're gonna try to sneak onto our property while armed (again). These donations are going into new fences, cameras, etc https://t.co/VM3O7Sz6Y1" @glaciepuff If I'm not looking 10 months pregnantv with triplets what is even the POINT??? "Seriously, as a little, I cannot think of a more perfect gift 😳😳😳💕💕💕" @glaciepuff These are all good but belly is queen We were able to find some extra needles so I finally got my estrogen shot tonight. Three days late but I feel so much better "Are they... singing the chorus in like a different key or something? It's sounds like if you were trying to make a legally distinct off-brand version of the song. It sounds like Robot Chicken. But it's like, just the chorus is off." "@1146_goat_north @NoContextTFs I mean it IS Punch Of Kill EVERYTHING, after all" @ZoeTheAbsurdist Thank you 💕 @casscodex Gosh I need to @ in @TenaciousRanch so everyone can read that! Thank you so much! 💕 @Mumford_98 Hell yeah! @MaiaFranklyn I HAVE AND YOU'VE IDENTIFIED LIKE 75% OF THE REASON I LOVE HER "@casscodex Awwww heck, we're cool? Thank you >.> 💕" omg I'm gonna get canceled for calling Super Sentai Power Rangers huh There's literally only one Power Ranger design I like and it's the shark girl so needless to say this is the perfect picture @SofaJustice As SOON as I saw someone talking about how fucking weird it was with a screenshot I bought it lol @Demi_theynd They're FRIENDS. With BENDEFITS 😤😤😤 (said shirt covering otherwise naked tiddies) https://t.co/bThRgiBBbY [cw weight loss] I only just realized that Gumby shirt I bought a few weeks ago I accidentally got in a smaller size than I normally do! But it fit perfectly so I didn't even notice 😳 @1146_goat_north @swoletergeist @LEGO_Group I mean this would be inexpensive to make just buying the parts from Brick Link @AntibrunchAkt When I read it I'll let you know 💕 @ElegantSaria Omg y'all are doing stuff with Fangamer now? Awesome! @luminouslutrine @glowbold @pandoras_foxo @Atomarten Omg @norintha we need one of these! @StargirlSednira Hell yeah! 💕💕💕 @PetsWinter @PrissyOrcGF Morgie is seriously stunningly beautiful and one of my favorite friends on here. Her selfies bring joy to my timeline 🥰🥰🥰 @MapleReam goals tbh 🥺 @MapleReam Gosh you look so cute in that! 😍😍😍 "Oh, cool! Thank you, @casscodex! https://t.co/v6r52sLW2q" I think it was probably always meant to be a muzzle area but it being a different color than his belly is REALLY WEIRD to me and I can't unsee it. "He used to have like... really thick lips? And then they made that into a muzzle a different color than his belly, then finally in the most recent design they streamlined it a TON. Newest version is the most cohesive." @BlueEterlin RIGHT??? Oh the author sent us this! I'd @ them if knew their @! Someone sent us this really neat-looking book! https://t.co/LRdaSq6sqT This trade is from like 2017 but it arrived mint! In REALLY good packaging too! I felt bad taking it out of its sleeve lol https://t.co/BPAU8wfa15 @Relliegay #HornyGremlinClub "@HuskyAldoRaine @TransGirlTerra @FroyoBaggins @TenaciousRanch Nah, you're really sweet 💕" @HuskyAldoRaine @TransGirlTerra @FroyoBaggins @TenaciousRanch Only if you want to really @Relliegay Awwww thank you! 💕💕💕 The ranch's Twitter account (@TenaciousRanch) is gaining so many followers these past few days! FINALLY it might have more followers than me! That's the way it should be imo 😤 @TenaciousRanch WHAT??? BUT HE USED TO BE SO SMOL 😭😭😭 https://t.co/5xXgzPW1Yc "Assuming the term isn't extinct entirely I can totally see teenagers in like 10+ years from now posting ""TIL the term Zoomer has nothing to do with using Zoom a lot during covid. It's a total coincidence""" @tainkirrahe Omg that's awesome! I've definitely been a fan of that site over the last year lol The term Zoomer to refer to Gen Zers seems to have fallen out of favor ever since Zoom became an everyday app everyone uses "@Esper_Lily @jashuffwriter Oh yeah I heard of that. I heard his TikTok fans said he should start a YouTube, but because they're all Gen Zers they had never heard of him and didn't know he was already huge there lol" "@benji_lake @MsGuidedButSoft Sure, I followed. Only because I recognize your name from at least one of my GFs if I'm not mistaken!" @Demodeview @ComicsExalted @reallifecomics That's why you get a small one like me and get good at Tetris lol (It's a Zelda purse so size be damned tbh) @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics HOW IS THIS LEGAL @reallifecomics Real talk even if girl pants had pockets I'd STILL rock a purse. It feels like a cheat code for life! I get to be prepared for everything! @JustBeLexiB Very much so :3 @JustBeLexiB Good girl~ @ChronoKatie Gosh gosh gosh 😳😳😳 Naga will put her big pawb on you if you stop petting her 😭💕 https://t.co/LwAdzZAJeQ @spookygayegg He's just sleepy 💕 Big dogs make the best lap dogs 😤 @emilylorange @CaseyExplosion I think she already might have! I didn't even think to ask her (we're friends lol) given that we've been getting a ton of attention and donations lol But thank you 💕 Currently being crushed by Appa 💕💕💕 https://t.co/YYLEDmtlda @Orionpax4221 And now you're one of my best friends on here 💕💕💕 @aristidexo Very true "@jashuffwriter Hank Green is brother to John Green, who's a pretty prominent author you might have heard of. Hank is responsible for creating several popular YouTube channels like SciShow. He's kinda been on the ground floor of YouTube from the beginning." @TheOwlcan lol yup @TransgurlTSB Nice! Keep at it! 💕💕💕 "Those affluent progressives you're talking about are engaging in class solidarity. Time for you to be a class traitor, Hank" "The fact that Hank Green is any kind of capitalist is still so wild to me. You're almost there, buddy! https://t.co/ha1JMeL0vZ" Which is ironic given that he used to be called Jumpman :V https://t.co/uu6AnqxyYQ @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus I greatly misread what Maus said lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus y'all were cumming on spiro? "@t0uwuchan Twitter is kinda the worst, yeah I basically never retweet nudity or visual sex stuff. The lewdest stuff I share/say is all text-based, in part because it's easier to mute stuff, if that helps 💕" @JustBeLexiB 👀 @PizzaFacts2go It's totally okay 💕💕💕💕 @GwenStarlight 👀👀👀 @Allicrombie Yeah it feels like we've been mutuals forever! @PizzaFacts2go You're one of my oldest Twitter friends and I love you tons 💕💕💕 @tomorrowville Oh heck yeah we should definitely interact more! I'm just so terrible at messaging folks RIP [cw weight loss] Trying level 7 on the elliptical today! 45 whole minutes! Been exercising every day for almost two months! 😤😤😤 "@StargirlSednira @Gerkuman You ARE extremely pretty, Sidney 💕💕💕" @t0uwuchan Also gosh you didn't have to follow me >.> @t0uwuchan Because you seem really cool! "@t0uwuchan Fair, but I'm just saying, knowing someone's cool with me but can't follow changes how I wanna interact with them. Not being followed back can cause of a bit of a social wall, but I'm not gonna let that happen this time 😤" @AStrawbrary D:< @AStrawbrary no no no I'm talking about my horny tweets! @Liophora God that would be perfect @JustBeLexiB I'm rooting for you! @CatgirlEva @maegodhavemercy I got a lot of followers from that lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva dsgfhsfks yes 🥵 "@t0uwuchan I'll try to remember to like, pretend we're mutuals and interact more 💕" @t0uwuchan Totally understandable 💕💕💕 @Liophora RIGHT??? @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva oooooh Daddy I can't wait until you're here 🥵 Mario day is the 69th day of the year a-nice @StargirlSednira Heck 😳💕 @Gay_In_Space7 I cherish you too 😘 "And we don't need to make jokes about ""Why would anyone dislike your horny tweets lol"" There's plenty of valid reasons not to be as into those tweets." To all my followers that for whatever reason follow me IN SPITE of my horny tweets: I cherish each and every one of you 💕 @TransTwill @XylariaVG YUP I was pretty oblivious. Classic egg behavior lol @PrivateWelshman heck 😳💦 @BVDGRRLXXX YES. "@Liophora @StargirlSednira Oh certainly. Most of my most obvious autism symptoms sprung up post-transition, to the point that I never even suspected I was on the spectrum before I transitioned. But yeah, very worth it" @StargirlSednira Funnest secret of transition is you can end up changing as a person a ton but in the best way imo @OzmaRacc IT'S SO GOOD @HaileyAdamsXXX heck >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX But yeah I'm down. Just need you to use me 🥵 "@HaileyAdamsXXX I think my butt's too big! It wouldn't spin freely, it would just sink in the squish >.>" @Flailmorpho_ I wanna try some >.> "@notwaving @TenaciousRanch That's good to know, but no we're mostly getting fencing and security cameras" @KatieAngelWitch CUTIE! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh goddess yes preggo sex 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @JuliaMono_ Hi! 😍😍😍 @About4otters Omg!!! Where'd you get it? 😍 @About4otters Ur cute and I love your top! (The one exception I have is for bigots and fascists. They can fuck off with their wishes for how their art should be treated until they stop being bigots/fascists) "Disregarding the wishes of an artist about how to treat their work is, in my opinion, one of the most vile things you can do to an artist short of actual abuse. Selling a person's art for monopoly money without their consent is ghoulish" @LizzyKwinn Hell yeah that song slaps @notwaving I said 2 days ago I was having fun because I was at a safe house with some friends I really love and I was trying to keep my mind off of how terrified I was. I'm sorry. @notwaving We retracted a lot of what we said about it and didn't say more because she requested that we did. The FBI is involved and she's safe. Took me until right now to realize the crypto weirdos buying and selling digital art with crypto currency were those NFTs that everyone was tweeting about not knowing what they were @NLRG_ Yes exactly 💕 @NLRG_ I consider you one of my closest friends and I love you tons but I can't really defend everything you say here because of the whole detached irony thing you love that doesn't actually work as a defense during discourse. @trgrrl Well fuck I'm glad she was there to help then! @NLRG_ Not on this account lol @XylariaVG The first trans guy I met I thought the exact same thing 😬 @glaciepuff hhhgffdfhhddd oh gosh yes plz 🥵 @trgrrl Awwwww! Do you credit her for hatching you? @glaciepuff Oh? Like what? :3 "I only mentioned the second trans person I knew in case online didn't count as ""meeting""" It wasn't until the collective power of Tumblr that my shell finally cracked "1st one was online. We were good friends in our late teens. She tried to crack my shell by describing in great detail her experience as a trans woman, but to no avail. 2nd one was in person at a local munch I went to for a while. I do badly wanted to tell her that I admired her." @trgrrl Do you remember what you asked her? @StargirlSednira I'm not sure which ones we use because I have a phobia. Mistress knows more @glaciepuff Very much so! Would you smooch mine? 🥺 https://t.co/MbAo62lQcg "@trgrrl Wtf my transition started the same way expect the panel I was at was a dream I had Which, admittedly much less impressive, but it still felt pretty real when I woke up and was like ""Oh I'm trans""" @ZucchinnaArt *exactly* how it was in G1 😤 @glaciepuff Oh! Oh! I do! 😍😍😍 @NikatinePrime @ashsaidhi @Pokket This is so unbelievably awesome! 💕 "@JenMDupois I'm not sure, I have a phobia of needles so Mistress knows more." @bexcran I think I found a source since tweeting that but thank you 💕 @XylariaVG There's a lot of overlap Two days late on my estrogen and the injection needles I ordered last Wednesday still haven't shipped 😬 I hear there might be a shortage due to covid vaccines? "Why would you put ""in prison"" as any of these though wtf" I'm gonna be pregnant too 😳💕 @Izzy_the_Fawkes 😍😍😍 @StargirlSednira gosh gosh gosh 😍😍😍 @itsmezje Missed you too! 💕 @litterboxhex omw https://t.co/MbAo624eNG @Monicaaaaaah Yaaaay congrats! 🥰🥰🥰 @ialika_lifina 😍😍😍 "@Kalindlara You have to glitch the game just slightly to do it, but you can build in there and mobs can't spawn on bedrock, so you get a lot of control of what can appear" @a_alice_nsfw Nether hub! It's gonna be Stargate tunnel themed! @Cleofoxx Heck 😍 "@Alexecuted Nah, I play on Java, sorry" Oh weird I didn't know mushrooms could grow ABOVE the Nether! https://t.co/MGvbpaa4Tw @AStrawbrary Such cute in these photos omg 😍💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc Gosh I'm gay for you 😍💕💕💕 Jurassic Park had to tone down the ptero levels lol "@ghoulsNgoats Okay FAIR, but I think you're really, really hot, just sayin' 💕💕💕" @miss_nikola The cutest! 😍💕 @OzmaRacc It's the only way to know! @shorkgirl Heck 😍 @OzmaRacc Sounds pretty gay 💕 @akh13 😍😍😍 @DozingDreamers CUTIE 😍 @SixArmedSweater UR SO HECKING CUTE QUINN 💕💕💕 @KimPixelMaker Gosh 😍 @OzmaRacc Gosh thank you cutie~ 💕 @GwenStarlight Sure! @BugbearPancakes Good~ 💕 @nyaakat @JessicaCyboid You two are the cutest couple ever 💕 @JessicaCyboid Gosh Jessi 😍😍😍😍 @BugbearPancakes Yes you!!! 💕💕💕 @Rooks_Roost It's really hard to get pictures of a genuine smile like that! I'm so bad at posing with it lol @BugbearPancakes Soooo hecking pretty 🥺💕 I need to take more pictures of myself in cute clothes 🤔 Show me two photos of yourself that you like! https://t.co/Emdi78xqiq @nyaakat SO CUTE OMG 🥰💕💕💕 Mega64 knows what's up https://t.co/n3o8ZdBkj1 oh my god just eat them already @miss_nikola Oh of course not! That would *incredibly* slutty~ @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much Daddy 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus 😘😘😘 @ArtyMaus It's true I'm a sub and I am tweeting @HaileyAdamsXXX It's true! >////> "@ArtyMaus Yep, you were one of the people I was thinking of >/////<" All my tops have a fraction of my follower count I feel called out >/////< @SportIsARight @TenaciousRanch It's been truly amazing to see the community support us like this 😭💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Heck you're pretty 💕💕💕 @AdequateEmily @QuestForTori It's without a doubt my favorite game with trans themes 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX yes Daddy 🥺💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna be all romantic and say lips but I just need your dick so badly Daddy 🥵 "@ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX okay but, HECK 💦" @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview @ArtyMaus The dirty thing is a BIG part of it for me too 🥵 @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus For me there's something really hot about just having that space to do gay stuff. I also have an exhibitionist AND degradation kink! @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus I've never had this experience and frankly it's severely homophobic that I can't right now D:< @Xepscern @TheXXIstCentury @CuddlePotato Good point honestly "@Noddy942 no, but only because of grabon" @vexwerewolf Thank you Vex 😭💕💕💕 "@assignedbrave Well if you want to share it in DMs, I've now opened them to you 💕 But either way we're mutuals now :3" @NoraQRosa 😘💕 G2 has the best goddamn aesthetic. @SportIsARight Gosh 👀💕 Oh he's a handsome lad https://t.co/FekO2DVGOF @nocturnmusings @hmsnofun I *mean*... That too @Dekaprime That is monstrous of them wtf D: @Esper_Lily @TwippingVanilla My filter:lewd is who I follow on that account lol @vexwerewolf @TenaciousRanch Seriously thank you for the shoutout 💕 "@cassiebravo2 I wasn't super into anal pre-GRS either, but since then my interest has kinda sky rocketed tbh 👀" "But yeah fun fact, one of the most fun parts of having a vag is being able to his your G spot/slut button whenever you want with practically no prep time 🥵" @cuddlefishbee I'm nearly at years on HRT and I think what changed for me was finally getting my balls snipped tbh @miss_nikola Slut button destroyer >:D "Vaginas can't heal over or seal up, as it turns out 🤷‍♀️" "You know, sometimes transphobic garbage seeps into my head. I've been working hard to catch up with dilation and today I was legit worried the most pleasurable part of my vag (way in the back) was actually sealing up, but nope, after a bit of work it turns out it was just tight." Fair enough! But it doesn't exactly help his case if he's for some reason lying about this lol https://t.co/4D5bVcMX17 "You know I must have missed that part of the trans agenda, but I admit I'm a big fan of the idea" The wildest part about this is the only reason he'd admit this is if he thought it was trans peoples' fault his wife left him. WOW. "@Dekaprime Jokes on you, I just followed, cutie! 😘" We all assumed this was the case but he just *admitted it under oath* (or whatever the equivalent is over there I assume?) "[cw graham linehan] Normally I really hate hearing about this guy since like, wtf good is his Twitter banning if we still hear from him, but this, this is *hilarious*" @FlyingShibaArt Thank you! @HaileyAdamsXXX did it for me 🥰🥰🥰 @Esper_Lily Okay yeah that's even more broken. It eventually just turns into nothing but the stuff I've retweeted for literal months. @Esper_Lily I'll need to check but I assume so @CamisGoodBoy Also it's pretty hot ngl I love how endless scrolling on Twitter... isn't It really helps to have porn to look at while dilating and there's like a 3 day old limit for tweets on timelines. Only really shows up for my AD account which I use less. The fuck is the point of endless scrolling if I hit an end "@miss_nikola Hopelessly addicted, yes 🥺" @futanarchy About time 🥺 "@JimSterling Hehehe ""strap""" @OzmaRacc goddddd yes 🥵🥵🥵🥵 "@OzmaRacc hhhgg you're right, I'm gonna look really good it's the way I should look, honestly 🥵💕" "*except all my coolest friends who say fuck the monarchy, you know I love y'all 💕" Wow British people really *do* want to fuck the queen. Fascinating. @TrashBabyEva lol 💕💕💕💕💕 @cassiebravo2 @OzmaRacc Good~ @The_Beebles I do have my big t-rex stuffie Tabitha that I cuddle every night which helps a bit hehe @EffInvictus Hot! @TheQueenSeKa 😘😘😘 @MaiaFranklyn 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @MaiaFranklyn Hell yeah! @ThouArtGwen Very much could be you!!! 💕💕💕 @TheQueenSeKa Yes and don't call me Shirley :P @Z_is_stimky Very cute 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhh I can't wait for you to visit 🥵💕💕💕💕 @Alexecuted Here we go: https://t.co/BONQUSSluS "@Alexecuted I don't really make much art anymore, but I do have an old thread with old art, lemme find it really fast" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgghh gosh! 🥵🥵🥵🥵 Oh gosh yeah it hurts the most while sleeping Are my hips doing the thing 😳😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/MXbueWl0RA @EffInvictus What theory? @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhggfffhh thank you Daddy 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc *bites lip* 🥵🥵🥵 😘😘😘 https://t.co/NGY3opvLOw @OzmaRacc hhgggffghhhgffffff hhhhhhh 💦💦💦💦💦 @Alexecuted 😘 "@JennyENicholson Seriously this poster is like, concentrated nostalgia for me omg" "@PhilosophyTube You know what? I had been planning a UK trip for ages so yeah, I think I'd try to make that happen" @MaiaFranklyn Hell yeah! The hammer looks good on him! I have the Ultra Mammoth version and he's really cool @damnyouwillis Isn't it like Commander class? And the trailer just does what Optimus' does? Oof @JimSterling thank u for these important updates if only I had a cutie here to kiss my tum 😔 "@blindrapture I don't have numbers to back it up, but anecdotally at least, gay people seem to have much happier relationships than your average cishet relationship" "Oh nooooooo when I'm wearing comfy pajama bottoms, my cute belly peaks out of my tops, gosh how *embarrassing*~ 😳😳😳" @Gerkuman @ClintonLKindle Yes @blindrapture I hate touching coins @HaileyAdamsXXX oh Daddy I need you to pee on me so bad 🥺 @GwenStarlight 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @GwenStarlight Ur hot~ 😘💕 "@hairdresserJo @ChaelaT182 I mean kinda, yeah. But it's way nicer/more polite than saying ""I really wanna fuck you"" lol" @cassiebravo2 I do sometimes feel as though they've rotated 👀👀👀👀👀 "@hmsnofun We're pretty awesome, it's true 😔💕" "@rileyliftsstuff We don't really live very close to one another, but you seem cool so followed 💕" @Kate_Bunni CORRECT 😤💕 "@hairdresserJo @ChaelaT182 It's not new, no. It means you find a person attractive" @Z_is_stimky Well I haven't seen your cute face yet~ 💕 @lambaranth Heck yeah!!! 😘💕💕💕 @little_lizzie22 Oh of course! 💕💕💕 @CassFenrir We're thirst following each other~ 😘 @infinitebadness CUTIE! @SwiftAusterity 😘 "@EllieODaire Nah, you're CUTE 💕" "@TankUnderhell Cute personality, so there~" @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater Okay~ 💕 @lucashoal CUTIE 💕💕💕 @Liophora Followed~ @ialika_lifina UR CUTIE!!! 💕💕💕 @JennyOutrageous Hell yeah! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I love you 💕💕💕 @Liophora AAAAAAAA UR SO PRETTY 😍😍😍😍 @darthdyke Sure 🥺🥺🥺 "@SixArmedSweater @ClintonLKindle Okay then yeah, that's where the struggle is. It's learning to accept the privilege I get from that" @TheXXIstCentury @CuddlePotato I didn't even know about Niko. There's another Planeswalker from Theros that was the actual first nonbinary Planeswalker. It's odd that Niko's getting the credit for that lol @SixArmedSweater I know. It's just hard to accept sometimes 💕 "@SixArmedSweater @ClintonLKindle Well like, with which part? :P" @SixArmedSweater @Chopin_42 Truth! @HaileyAdamsXXX Burgers make the best breakfast!!! @Demodeview @Kaelyrhn A literal drinking problem @Kaelyrhn @Demodeview It's from Gravity Falls @Esper_Lily Thirst follow @LilSunflowerClo CONFIRMED FOR CUTE 😍 @Notactuallysmol @LilSunflowerClo Wow gay~ @KatieAngelWitch CUTE @LilSunflowerClo I'll be honest and say I don't remember if I've seen your face? But your personality is cute af "@ZoeyDwarfStar ur cute, simple as" @MommyPosie Incorrect! """She couldn't POSSIBLY be thirst following ME!"" Bitch watch me 😤" @KatieAngelWitch This sounds hokey as hell but your personality is extremely cute okay Literally one of the first likes on that tweet up top was from someone I JUST thirst followed like 20 minutes ago Y'ALL I CAN'T There are so many cute queers on this c website y'all 😭 If you're wondering if I'm thirst following you: The answer is likely yes @hmsnofun I think you look a LOT cuter without the beard tbh 😍 @maegodhavemercy @ChaosWitchLizzy omg lol @AStrawbrary - You're a sweet person - I've been crushing basically forever - My friends I've met in person I'd basically die for 😤 @ChaelaT182 Well heck you're cute 😍 "@ClintonLKindle Yeah and see that's where the guilt comes in. I accept I'm attractive in a lot of ways but like, y'all don't see me from every angle. I'm not winning any beauty pageants. But like, I'm not fully UNattractive so there's some privilege there I'm benefitting from" @ChaosWitchLizzy @maegodhavemercy It was a co-hatch for sure lol "I'm conventionally unattractive as well as unconventionally attractive and hoo boy, untangling the feels involved in that is A Lot" @persenche But you!!! "It seemed, whether through my own ignorance or because the site really did change, that the worst parts of 4chan were easier to ignore back then. Now the whole thing feels beyond tainted. But regardless I finally grew the fuck up, thankfully." "Yeah it's like, saying ""4chan didn't use to be this bad"" feels about as true as saying ""America didn't use to be this bad."" It's not really true, but at the same time the rise of fascism in popular culture was a thing that happened. https://t.co/pOwYYccoJD" @Katabassist I love you so much 💕 @Katabassist *holds* @Kaelyrhn 😳 "It's kinda like how saying you used to use Reddit a lot doesn't mean you were a card-carrying MRA member, but it also doesn't mean you didn't pick up shitty habits that you had to unlearn." "I dunno, there's a difference between chatting about MLP in 2011 and posting racist memes, but at the same time, yeah I was two steps away from becoming a much worse person. It's complicated." "I'm not gonna sit here and claim /co/ was racism-free. But it had a lot of plausible deniability. So did /toy/, or /tg/, or /tv/, or even /d/." "Though at the same time? If all of 4chan was exactly like /pol/ or /b/ (the especially fashy boards), I wouldn't have stayed there. I almost exclusively stayed in /co/ (comics & cartoons). Which wasn't exactly white supremacist central. But that's *why* it was so insidious." "@Esper_Lily Part of me thinks she might've seriously thought she was following me, given how much that reaction happens lol" And btw I'm not saying that channers all universally deserve a pass (ESPECIALLY if they kept using the site after 2016). It's a case by case thing! And in my case I do hope I've demonstrated over the years that I'm way more than my shithead past on the internet. "@Esper_Lily Nat Puff gets a pass because she basically follows no one but Chelsea Manning and Sonic Fox really have no excuse 😤 (Kidding, obvs)" I might be too online "Cool person: *follows me* Me: Omg thank you for the followback! Cool person, ALMOST WITHOUT FAIL: Oh sure! Honestly I see your tweets so much I thought I was already following you!" @RajelAran Still gorgeous. Still wanna smooch 😤 @RajelAran BAAAAAABE YOU'RE SO HOT 😍😍😍 @XylariaVG Don't worry I'm feeling old saying all this too 😭 @miss_nikola VERY good post *nods* @hypatheticgirl It's a really good word! @LilSunflowerClo Glad you escaped all that 💕 It's not necessarily about what you did as a snotty 19-year-old. What's far more important is what you're doing now as a 30-something. "I never went full-on fell down the right wing rabbit hole, but I definitely could have if things were just a bit different. But I escaped all that and became a way better person. Using 4chan back in the day wasn't a universal experience, but neither does it prove inherent evil" "You know what caused me to start using 4chan in 2006 when I was 19? They raided my LiveJournal. Because that's how they used to recruit. ""Say we're from eBaum's World"" was never obeyed." @RajelAran @queerops SHE SURE IS "@JeziDoomBaby THAT'S a mood, oof x.x" @RajelAran @queerops RIGHT??? @queerops OMG??? 😍😍😍 @nlrghorny I know that feeling well @miss_nikola 😘😘😘💕💕💕 @miss_nikola I actually really wanna do the fuck with you sometime because you're cute and sweet 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Mae you're so damn pretty 😭💕💕💕 @SJWMEGATRON God you're right @GwenStarlight Oh then you're welcome! 🥰 @persenche Your glowup is one of the most legendary "@GwenStarlight Sorry, heh >.>" @GwenStarlight (oooooh gosh wet >//////<) @Demodeview You never are 💕 @GwenStarlight 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @StargirlSednira @RaeGun2k @Colezze Saaaaaaame "@Monicaaaaaah goddess, same" @StargirlSednira @RaeGun2k @Colezze Hot girl shit! 4 and a half years in and it's still kinda incredible to think I finally get to be a girl 😳 @Demodeview @NewGenderWhoDis (It didn't and it would've been okay if it did!) @LilMamaSilver @maegodhavemercy CUTIE @Colezze @RaeGun2k Awwww thank you 💕 @Colezze @RaeGun2k Yeah sometimes hip swaying comes really naturally for me too heh @RaeGun2k @Colezze Like I have noticed that my hips sometimes feel like they wanna tilt forward a bit... I thought I was imagining things... @RaeGun2k @Colezze omg omg omg I have very exciting homework to do :3 @RaeGun2k @Colezze The only significant thing I've noticed since transitioning is they'll be sore more often at night because I sleep on my side. I've taken to popping the joint when that happens because it helps the pain a bit. Might be completely unrelated honestly lol @Colezze I'm so hecking happy for you! And I hope that means I might get some growth still >.> I see just enough transfemmes over 30 talking about hips widening that I haven't entirely given up hope for mine honestly. They ARE sore sometimes and that's a new thing since transitioning >.> @Colezze Gosh you're a year older than me! I didn't think there was still reason to hope 😭 @HookedAesthetic Awwww you're so cute 💕💕💕 @JacquieSwears Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @HookedAesthetic Very VERY yes! 😍 @NikatinePrime OMG VERONICA THAT'S AMAZING!!! 💕💕💕 @behsss It's true! 😍 @ClarusPlusPlus Yeah they're doing it as a part of Timespiral Remastered! @HaileyAdamsXXX Should be on my face & tits and in my mouth 🥺🥺🥺 @HookedAesthetic Gosh you're so adorably smol even I wanna change you! 💕 @StargirlSednira (you're so sweet thank you!!!! 💕💕💕) @StargirlSednira HECK 😳😳😳 @StargirlSednira AAAAAA SIDNEY YOU'RE SO FUCKING PRETTY 😍😍😍😍 @Demodeview @NewGenderWhoDis @NSalamanderFW 😘 @PennyOaken (And I'm not trying to misgender! Creatures in Magic exclusively use it/its pronouns) "@PennyOaken Usually if they only want to beef up power and not toughness or vice versa, they just say like ""+1/+0 until end of turn"" and skip using counters, but those are temporary." "@PennyOaken ""When a red or black creature attacks Penny Oaken, put a +0/+1 counter on it. (T)5: Remove all +0/+1 counters from Penny Oaken. For each counter removed this way, put a +1/+0 counter on it. When Penny Oaken attacks, remove all counters from it at the end of combat.""" "@PennyOaken They don't really use anything but +1/+1 counters, but the format of the card would sound more like this:" "And if you haven't read the short story that introduced her, you really should! https://t.co/V3Rat3KuOM https://t.co/OaAOeVW40P" "For those unaware, this is one of Magic's trans characters 🥰" @XylariaVG @BVDGRRL Hell yeah! @NewGenderWhoDis MY LAP WILL BE THE SOFTEST EVER 😤 @Demodeview @NewGenderWhoDis I'm gonna be photographing my naked body on my AD way more often @BVDGRRL It's so good 😭💕 @OzmaRacc 😘💕 @Demodeview @NewGenderWhoDis I'm planning on fixing that soon 👀 @Demodeview @NewGenderWhoDis I wouldn't say no to that setup either! @NewGenderWhoDis Extremely F! I think I'd basically be there already if my hips could get wider 😭 @OzmaRacc Goddess you're hot @DozingDreamers Same! 😘😘😘 @conzmoleman @OliveIsBae @TenaciousRanch Please don't do this in our mentions @ArtyMaus BAAAAAAABE UR REALLY HOT 😍😍😍 @Uber_Anne Mood. I really don't like my waddle 😬 @lisaquestions @OliveIsBae @0K_ultra @TenaciousRanch Thank you 💕💕💕 @eilidhmax It's very me 🥰 @11mmsleepingpi1 cool story bro "@lisaquestions @OliveIsBae @0K_ultra @TenaciousRanch Basically, yeah. Optics are over." @Tonya_Song @fffwankie Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕 I have our donation link in the below tweet: https://t.co/cUKiqhRg0M @tarasynora2 yes that's true @StebMcDreb PLZ 😍😍😍 @pychatasm Almost everyone does that @ArtyMaus you're probably right >////> @QueenStodge hell yeah let's do it @michele_out I will as soon as I can (and suck their dicks~) AND ENBIES WANNA SMOOCH GIRLS @HaileyAdamsXXX IT'S TRUE :D @BVDGRRL SERIOUSLY Sparx you are the CUTEST. GOSH 😍😍😍 @null_convention Awww thank you! 💕 @KatieAngelWitch I can't remember if I've seen a selfie from you before or not but you're cute!!! 💕💕💕 @zenocoyote @WitchcatAffy 😘😘😘 @Olive_Held YES :3 OMG @HaileyAdamsXXX GOT ME CAT SOCK SOCKS 😍😍😍 THANK YOU DADDY 💕💕💕 https://t.co/wcIk35ogkW @Uber_Anne UR REALLY CUTE JUST FYI 😍💕💕💕 my youtube recommendations are randomly really green rn https://t.co/UWZ1YZfdbs @blaze_casual Soooooo much more incredibly cuter now 😍😍😍 @vexwerewolf Agreed 1000% @litterboxhex It's true and you should say it! @NikatinePrime Very yes! @OliveIsBae @0K_ultra @TenaciousRanch I don't think the issue you're talking about is relevant anymore @OliveIsBae @TenaciousRanch Mistress is who you'd need to talk to but she's getting some much-needed sleep atm. She'll respond as soon as she sees this 💕 https://t.co/3JyvHUwqe4 https://t.co/MVRkCc2MTB https://t.co/xstmdwJOAQ https://t.co/owjcZYOihy "In addition to death threats, local bigots have gone onto our property while armed. It's still feeling really scary here at @TenaciousRanch. Y'all in the queer community have been amazing helping us, and we still need help. Donate or retweet please 💕 https://t.co/VM3O7Sz6Y1" @LeafTilde It's true! That was another reason I had one This is a cute village https://t.co/uz3cR9eXgd The community has really stepped up in so many ways and I'm a day late taking my estrogen so I'm going through a lot of Feelings but I just love y'all so much 😭💕💕💕 @plumzaplook .@arancaytar helped me figure it out. The pirate one is issue 14 mislabeled as volume 14. "@ProtoTheDweeb I appreciate it, but loans are hard for us right now. You should really keep it 💕💕💕" "@vexwerewolf Because transphobes don't see their transphobia as bigotry, it's much hard for them to connect it with other bigotries. But to everyone else it's as clear as day." I feel like I still haven't processed the threats/attacks from local right wingers these past several days but I'm feeling at least some of it today x.x "@queerasinvibe It's possible Cloud thinks he's cis, at least for a short while" @GwenStarlight hhhhhghhhhhhhhgggh @ArtyMaus Also not for nothing but being queer rocks The 'phobes are the only part that sucks "@GwenStarlight Unf, earning a suffocation sounds so hot 🥵" @CrinkleyBliss Yeah probably :/ "@arancaytar Thank you so much, seriously" @arancaytar Okay yeah it's a single issue. 24 pages. Gotcha @arancaytar WEIRD WTF @6girlsinacoat Yeah that's a mood lol "All powerful trans women, each and every one of them 🥰" @arancaytar Yeah I think I own that one and I'm pretty sure it's unrelated? "Not every trans girl had a denial beard, no. My beard was a lack of taking care of my appearance, but also beards have been in for like a solid decade+. I actually grew mine starting in No Shave November 2011. It was acceptable to be bearded and it was easier than shaving." @arancaytar Does that mean different books or could it just mean different covers? @OzmaRacc Babe let's get vaccinated and kiss lots 😘 @vexwerewolf lol wut @MaiaFranklyn omg that's perfect @WritingLair But also it seems like they're listing different authors too? "@WritingLair Okay fair, but these are trade paperbacks. I guess you can do alternate covers for those but I'm just surprised is all" "These are both volume 14, I do not understand https://t.co/XOlJBAUw1o" One of those mornings where I'm really craving suffocating under a cutie's butt 🤔 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Same :/ Nearly there tho, and I'll get to share it with you 💕" @Kalindlara Cute :3 "The two longest places I lived in one house were Longmont, CO from ages 3 to 10, and Covis, CA from ages 16 to... 25 somehow, I lived there for way too long lol" "14, or in other words an average of about every two & a half years x.x" @Flailmorpho_ you're so good at writing stuff that makes me feel tingly heck >/////< @ErinRedFen @StargirlSednira @LapineWitchGirl Hormones treat everyone differently @NikatinePrime @lifewiretech Oh heck that's really cool! @apunkdog I guess it must be! I've always had amazing lashes and when the women in my life would comment on them with jealousy it would cause F E E L I N G S it's true this is my origin story @SixArmedSweater Soooooo much better tho 😍 @StebMcDreb Also nice Ashens poster hehe @StebMcDreb Aaaaaa you're so hot 😍 @TheOwlcan Gosh your glowup! 😍 @im_just_laur Yeah that was the reason for my pre-transition beard too :/ @vexwerewolf @PaulaBraydi lol it took FOREVER to grow mine @CassFenrir Gosh 😍 @hazeldaydreamer Glow UP 😍😍😍 @PaulaBraydi Gosh you're so much cuter without it! @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb But you! 💕 @Flailmorpho_ omg plz 🥺🥺🥺 @ArtifexH I have Transformers shirts too!!! :P @Flailmorpho_ I inject lots of girl juice into my butt :3 "Reject beards, embrace slut" Beard No beard https://t.co/Pzai3LWkOY "@Flailmorpho_ You might not have given me any kinks, but you're really good at identifying them and tickling them 😳😳😳" @ChronoKatie Preferable to a Jenova's Witness tbh @Chopin_42 Gosh 😍 "@litterboxhex Distance, mainly" "Omg local friend wants to show me all of Adventure Time, and I wanna show her all of Steven Universe it's PERFECT lol" @FrillyHyena 😳😳😳💕 @LapineWitchGirl #goals @TimonicWulfgar Oh gosh I'm sorry :/ "@TimonicWulfgar It's not weird, but hormones affect people differently" @StargirlSednira @LapineWitchGirl SO TRUE Estrogen horny in a nutshell: @LapineWitchGirl I understand completely 😔 "@LapineWitchGirl Estrogen horny does not fuck around, it's true 🥵" @JessicaCyboid Looks really good! @AnaMardoll Y'all are in my thoughts holy shit 💕 @LambChopInPamps It's everything I hoped for as well as everything I feared "@dead_girly I mean it must, right? Looks too hot not to!" @Bunny_Bennett Omg the target of my subtweet found the subtweet lol Thank you for the follow! And I know I don't need to follow back but I wanted to! 💕💕💕 "Like cis people, you don't even know. I probably know enough people to arrange to meet a Wachowski if I needed to (though I can't imagine ever NEEDING to) It's a fun club to be in lol" Meeting awesome trans people gives me life and Twitter facilitates that a ton. It's a trash fire of a website most days BUT IT HAS ITS MOMENTS OKAY "Twitter's a surreal place where I can get followed by a member of a band I've heard of but am not following, and then I'm like ""Ah heck I should probably follow this person and their band, they seem cool"" and it's wonderfully backwards-feeling lol" @Liophora It's true! It's exhausting keeping this fun stuff a secret though x.x Hopefully this summer I'll be able to say more :3 "Scary times, but we're all focusing that energy into constructive stuff and at least with those things, it's been kinda fun? I dunno it's like an adventure right now, scary in some ways, fun in others" "@TangledLion It can move the fat if you stay active, but even if you don't, it changes the consistency of the fat. Girl fat is way squishier and lighter-feeling compared to boy fat, at least that was my experience in my gut lol" "@jdl_art Disney VHS tapes of the classic cartoons they kept in the ""vault"" cost about $200 (accounting for inflation), but you're basically right in that they haven't tried to pull that shit for over 30 years" "@AnarchoFoxx Oh, I'll retire that from my lexicon then, thank you" @ArtifexH HOT It turned my beer gut into squishy marshmallow fluff that's decreasing by the week due to the exercising I'm doing. But my THIGHS tho 😍 "Personally I was already thicc before I started estrogen, but it still moved stuff around in a really pleasing way and I love seeing it happen even more drastically in other transfemmes 🥰" "the skinny ""boy"" to curvy girl pipeline" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg @Sky_Is_A_Void I was hoping you'd see that tweet lol @BVDGRRL Omg she rocks There's a second surprise gift coming from Daddy tomorrow that's apparently the MAIN gift and I'm so excited :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too Daddy!!! 💕💕💕💕 Goddess I love being a slut 🥰 Gosh I have a Daddy that buys me cute clothes 😳😳😳😳💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@zeroefficiency @lisaquestions If you caught the post-credits (not mid-credits) scene of the last episode, it's a bit more telegraphed there" @zeroefficiency @lisaquestions Originally Multiverse of Madness was going to come out like a few weeks after WandaVision. This was a DIRECT lead-in to MoM "@zeroefficiency @lisaquestions No it'll be right away. She's confirmed to be in Doctor Strange 2, which is coming out in about a year" "@lisaquestions Yeah I think it's still possible she'll be an antagonist for Doctor Strange, but I think we were pretty conclusively shown she's not a villain. Her trauma definitely harmed others, but in a way I think a lot of people can abstractly relate to. Sometimes people are messy." I slightly misread OP and thought it was mostly about bones but honestly everything else I said I still wanna say "[cw weight loss] I've only just started to have knee discomfort going up stairs, but I've been working for the last month and a half to lose weight and strengthen my leg muscles." "I'm 34 this year and I don't really relate to the bone agony of my peers. I think capitalism is really good at breaking our bodies young and I'm definitely sympathetic to that, but I also don't think that should be considered normal." @XylariaVG HUGE AGREE "Everything about that show for me was just ""holy shit, two cakes!"" 🤷‍♀️" Ridiculous theories about multiverse bullshit: I'm so there Turns out the show wasn't about that: I'm cool with that Show wanted to initially be just a sitcom: I eventually got into it Show turned into MCU nonsense: Hell yes I love it "A lot of people (both haters and fans) wanted WandaVision to be something it wasn't and I'm just sitting over here like ""Hehe superhero witch & robot yay :3 :3 :3""" @heyitsjaq @LambChopInPamps @HaileyAdamsXXX I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE RARITY OF QUALITY JACKALOPE MERCH I'm a jackalope because I love jackin' it :D https://t.co/HKaPD9l57U @phoenixtheblade this is powerful stuff I am indeed a very horny bunny OMG this sweatshirt @HaileyAdamsXXX got me 💕💕💕 https://t.co/COfKMsPbg6 @LapineWitchGirl yes yes that's the best 😍 @Azure_Husky We didn't start the Pyroar? @trgrrl I think that's how that meme goes @trgrrl please help me with finances family is dying @trgrrl girl same @nyaakat Heck. Yes. "Things are still undeniably scary here, but we're tenacious and we don't stop. Some of the projects we're working on I'm so excited for and I can't wait to share it with y'all 🥰💕" @DragonsBouquet ur cute @HaileyAdamsXXX plz 🥺🥺🥺 @StrypeisonFire It's a wonderful realization to have! I'm living a similar life myself 🥰 @benjanun_s 👀👀👀 @CertifiedLeggy Oh not much. Just busy being awesome like always 😎 @OzmaRacc IT'S THE FUCKING BEST @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh I'm glad you're okay sweetheart :/ @RaeGun2k Ducktales exists in a strange neoliberal universe that has plenty of problems but somehow you just fall in love with the characters despite it lol @nlrghorny ur brat "@elle_oftheball Ugh, same" @SheepCrispy WHO TOLD YOU Hopefully one day soon I can share who this cool person is 👀👀👀 @Demi_theynd She apologizes but admits that there's really nothing that can be said that excuses what she did @Demi_theynd That's not what happens lol @NLRG_ are you tripping Hanging out with that local-ish friend I made recently and I'm having a lot of fun 🥰 @CaseyExplosion um um um 😍😍😍 @OzmaRacc plz 🥺🥺🥺💕 @glaciepuff close enough honestly lol I think genital preference can very often be a transphobic thing but it's basically impossible to get anyone to deal with that in any meaningful way during a discourse like this "Genital preference discourse just kinda feels like it plays into the transphobe's hands no matter which side you take, so I'm just really suspicious of it at this point. But wrapped in such a ridiculous concept I'm even more suspicious than usual" they made up a ridiculous thing and they want us all to comment on it super straight discourse https://t.co/ACuScoMzP4 @glaciepuff gosh yes plz 💕 @glaciepuff goals 😔 "@CaseyExplosion @PhilosophyTube Abigail, Casey, this is main!!!" "On top of everything else going on, now I have an unexpected medical bill that I could really use help with. I hate having to ask. Retweets help a ton 💕 Venmo: @TransSalamander Cash App: $TransSalamander Ko-fi: https://t.co/MckhAozP5M DM me for my PayPal address 💕 https://t.co/uzCPMFUcqk" @garblefart it's true @HaileyAdamsXXX @Azure_Husky Added 💕 @NeurologNyx CUTE @ARCTIC_ST0RM I wonder if mine's okay 😭 @ARCTIC_ST0RM NOOOOO HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE TFS @sillygaymiria hard agree "@ProtoTheDweeb No, it arrives a couple days after a given donation" @SportIsARight mood x.x "@xychelsea a little scared, ngl x.x" @retronouns HELL YEAH @retronouns omg can I come "@MrsStephinMerit @Kaelyrhn Cybertronians live for hundreds of millions of years. Wear and tear does happen, but it's glacially slow" @Kaelyrhn They're made of living metal in most continuities @BVDGRRL @ShiloFoxo hi this is really cute "@1146_goat_north I dunno, it's up to uhhhhh I guess Hasbro maybe?" @TimonicWulfgar It's okay I get it 💕 @TimonicWulfgar plz 🥺 Can't believe I have two holes for easy access to my slut button and neither of them are being filled rn 😔 @miss_nikola Hey Nikola you should destroy my slut button 🥺🥺🥺 Amazon wishlist: https://t.co/f9zmBz9NQh Transformers wishlist: https://t.co/i3PCWnMqww "Friendly reminder that if you like what I do on here and wanna support me, I have ways for you to do that! Venmo: @TransSalamander Cash App: $TransSalamander Ko-fi: https://t.co/MckhAozP5M DM me for my PayPal address 💕" "ugh, I just need a cute top to get really rough with me, spit in my mouth, cum inside me, that kinda thing 🥺" @litterboxhex Being a faggot is fun tho 🤷‍♀️ "@BVDGRRL ""That time of the month"" except it involves way more teeth" @BVDGRRL Ooooh I love the infinity heart symbol! "@QueenStodge I was worried about Blurr's face too lol. He's much better in person. Megatron... he does a lot of neat things but that rubbery skin is a bit finicky. I'm worried what he'll look like in 20 years, but for now I'm happy" @HaileyAdamsXXX It sucks so much lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus heck 🥵🥵🥵 Oh we're halfway there @miss_nikola I still miss going to get togethers like that all the same 😭 am hole @MommyPosie I've done nothing to deserve this callout D:< @pocketkitsune plz 🥵🥵🥵 I need to be topped so badly @NikkiOphan We've all been there This level is so satisfying #SuperMario3DWorld #BowsersFury #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/i50znFPwTU "@HenryWHall @arthur_affect There was a rumored 10th episode, but 9 is nearly twice as long as a normal episode, isn't it? So we got our 10th already" "@arthur_affect @HenryWHall Oooh good point yeah. It IS kinda frustrating because like, literally everything else was wrapped up in a neat bow/had a payoff" "@HenryWHall @arthur_affect I think it must be Fietro, right?" "@HenryWHall @anarchoenby77 Oh yeah I know for sure they'll make a new Wanda too, but I'm impatient lol" I really want an action figure of Wanda with her new Scarlet Witch costume now DAMMIT @Flailmorpho_ that sounds really nice ngl 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ 😳😳😳 @miss_nikola Best kind of transition timeline tbh @LexiEsque We're definitely living the dream out here in a lot of ways 💕 @LexiEsque The folks who are gun savvy here at the ranch often tweet about them with pictures. We want people who would do us harm to be aware we don't fuck around. @nataliereed84 Oh fuck I knew stuff was delayed but I didn't realize the wait would've been that short originally @damnyouwillis This is that Ubiquitous diorama isn't it? Looks really good! @nataliereed84 I'm SO ready "Please donate if you can and retweet if you can't. Thank you so, so much 💕💕💕" "It's gotten scary here at @TenaciousRanch. We've been stalked, had strangers surveiling the property, chatter about us on local right wing message boards, and we've been receiving death threats online. We're hoping to buy extra security stuff like cameras https://t.co/VM3O7Sz6Y1" (This was stuff I mostly tweeted about last night. I'm frustrated about not being able to say more atm but I want to respect the wishes of those involved) "The support we already got has been incredible though, thank you all so much 💕💕💕" "One of the people involved in recent events here at the ranch wasn't ready to share what had happened, so I had to delete a lot of tweets about it. We're okay for now though 💕" @LittleRubyBear Hmmm interesting! I think you might be right "@VoicesOfViolet I think the Ancient One (Tilda Swinton's character) was mainly concerned with the placement of the stones, ESPECIALLY the time stone. And Banner kept his word, all the stones are back where they should be in every timeline by the end." @VoicesOfViolet Also technically in 2014 all the stones are where they're supposed to be. They'll just never end up in a gauntlet. "@VoicesOfViolet I mean, sure, but 2014 Thanos gained information he wasn't supposed to have and traveled to 2019, where he then died. The Avengers did their best, but a branch had to have happened there." "I dunno, so far they've been really careful with how weird they get with timelines and alternate dimension stuff so I'm used to being wrong about this, but the next two movies after Black Widow are gonna be all Spiderverse-y. They might not hold back as much going forward" "*timeline, but also dimension" [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . WAIT A SECOND WAAIT A SECOND NEW PREDICTION: The boys Wanda was hearing are specifically from the dimension where Thanos was killed from. Think about it! In that dimension Thanos basically disappeared in 2014. So no Infinity War "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . I also love that it's one of the few times we've gotten canonical ""who's more powerful"" statements. At full power she'll be more powerful than Doctor Strange. What an odd (but undeniably cool) thing to confirm lol" [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . And I think the post-credits scene is a direct tie-in to MoM. I think Wanda is hearing the boys from an alternate dimension. [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . I was KINDA right that Vision got to live. From a certain point of view. They could even easily say that newVision got some of magicVision's memories with Wanda and the boys when magicVision gave him back his old memories. If they wanted. Anyway I'm extremely ready for Multiverse of Madness [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . OF COURSE the final battle between two ultra powerful robots ends in a logic puzzle. I love Vision so much @FeoAsilion I saw the mid then closed the tab lol I'll go watch "I love WandaVision so, so much. Just about halfway through today's episode." @CamisGoodBoy it's true @TransArachnia I beat 3D Land when it was new "I'm really starting to wonder what happened to the Amber Collection Dilophosaurus figures. On eBay right now there's ONE (1) in the US, one in Canada, and one in Switzerland. And that's it. Did like a shipment fall into the ocean or something?" "The outpouring of support for our ranch during this really scary time has been incredible, thank you all so much 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕" @Respectful_Succ Please don't keep me tagged if you're gonna do this It's so stressful here that even though I got 8 hours of sleep it feels like I got 4 x.x @ValestiVale We are notoriously armed here at the ranch @KyleOrtiz16 We're okay atm @LexiEsque We're notoriously armed here @Flailmorpho_ @SixArmedSweater totally didn't just get wet from reading that >/////> @SixArmedSweater @Flailmorpho_ BLUSHING @SixArmedSweater @Flailmorpho_ heck heck heck 💕💕💕 @MajestikDewback Hell yeah my Megs just arrived in the mail @SnortingEstrace I don't deserve to be called out like this @Flailmorpho_ Awwww heck 💕 @JessicaCyboid @BVDGRRL Very true lol @BVDGRRL I was 18 when that series started 💀 @maxcapacity_ I'm saying stereoscopic 3D like the 3DS had helped in playing this kind of game "@maxcapacity_ ""Where you're facing"" is a good question in isometric 3D lol" "Jumping on enemies, hitting them with projectiles, even grabbing coins feels harder in a way I wouldn't expect from a Mario game." "@maxcapacity_ I'm aware, but it's a continuation of a series that in my opinion works best with actual 3D. It feels weird that Nintendo is implicitly saying that it doesn't need 3D." "Like if this was just a port of 3D Land, I'd kinda get it? Sorta? But this is an entire new (well, new for like 2013 or whenever) game that doesn't feel as solid as most other Mario games for seemingly little benefit. I'm having fun but it's just weird." I don't want to act like Mario 3D World is like unplayable (far from it!) but there's a ton of minor issues mostly relating to hit boxes that seem way too finicky that were supposed to be solved by the 3D slider on a 3DS and it's weird to see Nintendo just be like... nah... Remember how in Mario 64 they removed the fire flower because it was too finicky to aim in three dimensions? I don't quite understand what the devs of Mario 3D World thought had changed since then @emaraven11 @abrahams_wife Goof and a gaff! "@emaraven11 you know, like a gay bit" @garblefart Oh no my bones! @BVDGRRL Your aesthetic is so good! Teach me your ways! "@TimonicWulfgar @SteampunkPenny Everything should be okay, but there's no such thing as being too careful" "@SteampunkPenny For you, that's more rest than usual, so I guess?" @OzmaRacc I think I need my area crushed tbh @SnortingEstrace She didn't in 96 either lol To be fair it does add extra work "I've met artists who say they can't flip the canvas because when they do everything looks wrong and it's like... that's the point, then you fix it wtf 😫" @BVDGRRL I wish to be this furry "@MOOMANiBE Yeah I've heard way more about Mineral Town, I just saw a really neat collector's edition for Olive Town coming out this month and wanted to double check. I think I'll go with Mineral Town" "@TAHK0 ""As a fighter, of course"" https://t.co/2sP3avaLF9" @MOOMANiBE I've been meaning to try SoS for a while now. I'm seeing both Friends of Mineral Town and Pioneers of Olive Town (which might be the newer one?) on Amazon. Do you have a recommendation for which one to try or are they all pretty good? @ashworth456 YUP probably lol I really need to get off my ass and install that Blu-ray ripper disc drive in my computer. Digital movies on a solid state drive are technically better future-proofed than discs. I'm just waiting for them to find a way apply the Disney Vault to Disney+ somehow "It's weird looking at my movie shelf and realizing every Disney, Star Wars, & Marvel movie is kinda redundant with my Disney+ subscription? I'll never get rid of them because I'm a bit of a hoarder, but it does make me wonder how they'd fuck me over in like 10 years if I did" @CaseyExplosion This seems like something my GF @norintha would love! @MarcyKingUltra can't relate @caraesten Colorado misses you! "@retronouns Oh yeah I guess that's fair Still, *tons* of people on the one end of the equation" "@retronouns Millions, easily" Her thighs are thick and imo she's still really hot 🤷‍♀️ Already seeing fellow sapphics say they hate the design as if she isn't hot anymore and I just don't know what these people mean lol "I have no doubt there are earnest Space Jam fans out there, but even those people probably lean on the ""I was like 5 when it came out and it's nostalgic for me"" defense. It's a meme movie at best" Space Jam 2 may as well be Snakes on a Plane 2 I like this design. Way less cheesecakey but still undeniably Lola. Still probably won't be watching this tho lol @SweetBeansComix I have that rule too but I get where you're coming from. Sometimes it's Hard 😬 "@SnortingEstrace For me it's shrimp, no question. Can't stand the texture" @KamratX Yep. Over twice the retail price too :/ @xychelsea Hi Chelsea 🥰💕 @sextoyspolitics I think you're wonderful and I'm glad we're friends 💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Watch it be BW Scorponok lol Literally my favorite Jurassic Park dino 😭😭😭 And of course they're sold out everywhere Time to hunt them in brick & mortar I guess I was waiting for this pre-order for MONTHS ugh https://t.co/US7wFbTZia @BVDGRRL Are you a dog who needs a large breeding because same @hmsnofun how is babby transformer formed @MapleReam Gosh 😍 @Uber_Anne Goals 😤 No "@MagsVisaggs I love Savage so much because he was literally invented to fill the hole of Maul being dead because The Clone Wars writers rightly assumed they couldn't resurrect Maul, then after they were done introducing Opress, George suggested they should resurrect Maul." @miss_nikola @CrimsonDollie Omg these pics are so hot! 😍 @SportIsARight Really flares near the end there *snrk* "@ParchmentScroll Does water work? If nothing else I'll break an obsidian block to seal it off whenever I come back from the Nether, but that would be pretty tedious" @ParchmentScroll Maybe? Still thinking about it @ParchmentScroll Yep it'll be a huge nether portal @capness1228 I actually have the one that implies he fucks Pokey lol https://t.co/7YZp3GwMw4 @Demi_theynd He is! @ARCTIC_ST0RM so much light piping he can't even deal with it @Azure_Husky sounds fake @QueenStodge Blurr is pretty good! And my Megatron is arriving tomorrow "Basic structure I think is done, but I'm gonna spend some time tomorrow putting details on it (like cobblestone, mossy cobblestone, just make the surrounding area look old) https://t.co/suOHEoRv0K" @PrissyOrcGF B I G G E R "So many tweets from this account could just have the text ""when the edible kicks in""" @PizzaFacts2go Yep. I think the max size is like 23x23 or something? "I cheated to move it, but not to give myself more obsidian, but I'm gonna go mine more (it'll have stairs and a platform it'll be sunk into, I just wanted it to hit the ceiling of the room I spent all day carving out lol) https://t.co/RaXDLOb542" "I made a stargate (though I put it too low in the room, dammit) https://t.co/1G1zXE9AfN" @BVDGRRL That's so wonderful omg! @CuddlePotato It's so wild! "@emnicw Don't worry, I think me and my GF @StebMcDreb are gonna be able to work something out hehe" @emnicw I find them significantly less scary for some reason @AstroStella7 it's true @Grey_IsTrue Oh yeah it definitely needs to be after covid is settled. I'd love to show y'all the ranch! 💕💕💕 "@StargirlSednira I don't use anything to straighten my hair, but yeah I do notice it gets less wavy the longer it gets" @Grey_IsTrue Seriously I'd love to hang out with you both one day! Denver's only a few hours from here @Grey_IsTrue I'll make sure to say exactly that! @Grey_IsTrue Holy shit Sisk sounds like an incredible woman @StargirlSednira YOU'RE REALY CUTE OMG 💕 @TransgurlTSB My keyboard sucks so much. The PS44 is a few years out I think :P "@TransgurlTSB If it's in your budget, I think a PS44 is a pretty good investment at this point. FF7R, the Kingdom Hearts trilogy, and Bloodborne were enough to justify it for me" @dijonketchup13 That's a good point! @TwippingVanilla That can happen too lol @vexwerewolf You are now more powerful than we could possibly imagine @joelax9 @BrattyBekka @QueenStodge This new one will likely be too big too oof "@Azure_Husky I want to play Intergrade so much 😭😭😭 Figures that the P S 5 of all consoles is one of the rare consoles I wanted the first year it was out, and it's by far the hardest to get" "@joelax9 @BrattyBekka @QueenStodge Well, it's kind of a jank figure, and if this new one is better (which is likely), I'd much prefer it having the purple Autobot logo than the PotP one" @joelax9 @BrattyBekka @QueenStodge Hell he might even be an Evil Autobot this time "@joelax9 @BrattyBekka @QueenStodge Yeah I couldn't remember what it was called, but it'll be a Selects release for sure" "@a_alice_nsfw That, and it's one of those spoilers that like everyone thinks of. Like saying it was earth all along in Planet of the Apes" @BzbEze I haven't even been a fan for as long and I feel the same way haha "@BrattyBekka @QueenStodge Pretty likely, but it'll be an online exclusive" "@QueenStodge Neat! I'll probably buy him, but I was gonna anyway lol" @TwippingVanilla No it's common. Even my literal dream girl had a bit of atrophy "@ValnarDragoness That could work! Like maybe she's alive for much longer and even avoids that original death moment, but near the end she accepts her fate." @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you Daddy 🥰🥰🥰🥰 "I'll be honest and say if it were up to me, she'd live, but I trust them to tell a great story either way" "I love how Square Enix have successfully set up a FF7 remake where it's really anyone's guess as to if Aerith will die. I could see either direction making sense. The new game is about changing fate, but at the same time I could see them subverting that very obvious expectation" @HaileyAdamsXXX v-very sweet >/////< 💕💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX ooooohhhhhh Daddy I'm wet 😳😳😳 There's a Lore sleeping on me 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/IRTITfVGtn @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggffffffggghhfs 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhhh plz 🥵🥵🥵🥵 "Had such a detailed dream about meeting up with a cutie. When she whipped out her dick I just instantly deepthroated it. No teasing or foreplay, just so desperate for girldick I just devoured it instantly lol" "@OutcastToad For some reason octopuses scare me way less, but I admit they are a bit unsettling" @NatureDolphin92 @Demi_theynd I mean it is a reset of her character for sure. And yeah it pisses me off too "@StebMcDreb Yeah I got the impression it was probably for tiny children, but I'm basically one of those anyway haha" @StopTweetingMia I feel as though Toucan Sam would be a sensual lover @OzmaRacc Same! I think it's funnier than cave for its sheer non-sequitor-ness lol @StebMcDreb Omg I might need to. Have you heard of BeWILDerwood before? This was my first time hearing of it. @PizzaFacts2go No seriously I have several squid plushies lol @OzmaRacc I really messed up the joke huh lol "Honestly now I just want more videos about obscure theme parks from around the world I used to think Yesterworld, Defunctland, and Expedition Theme Park were running out of content, now I know they're just slacking lol" I just love saying Crocklebog Crocklebog crocklebog crocklebog @polyheartmony Good point lol This is now a Mildred the Crocklebog stan account Argh you can buy your very own Mildred on their website but they only ship to the UK 😭😭😭 I'm gonna need to bug one of my UK buddies lol 👀 Okay this one is legit CUTE and there's even stuffies of her (that frustratingly don't seem to be on eBay RIP) https://t.co/SqEh9H5O2G Seriously though the video in the screenshot is fascinating as is the video that preceded it. There's so many theme parks worldwide I never heard of @EileenMael I've had a copy of Contact for like 15 years that I never finished @PizzaFacts2go It's scary shit! "@OzmaRacc At least 150 genders as of 1998, approaching 1,000 in 2021 :V" "@OzmaRacc I feel like quoting the Poké Rap is applicable here: ""At least 150 for all to see""" @JustBeLexiB @StargirlSednira WHAT. @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕💕💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy @disartfuldodger Omg that's awesome @joelax9 I loooooove fish heh @Ally_Snow_ Awww thanks 💕 @P4ndora2 Nah it's not about hatching anyone @Ally_Snow_ ? "@joelax9 For shrimp I can't stand the texture, but even if I could, yeah the shape just about kills it for me. And I'm only okay with eating bugs in theory if they're ground up. I can barely stomach snow crab because it's so viscerally a big (delicious) bug D:" "@joelax9 I can only do sliced tentacle, but that's mainly because being reminded I'm eating an animal always squicks me out regardless of what it is. I need discreet chunks lol" @disartfuldodger @maegodhavemercy Oh cool! @viragoergosum They do have warning signs at the entrance at least? Sorry you had to experience that tho heck :/ @joelax9 Damn that's a good point @joelax9 All squids must die @viragoergosum Tough to be a Bug would be way better were it not for Hopper taking over for a bit just to terrify everyone D: Not sure if they have this on both coasts but the Disney World one has giant spiders that descend from the ceiling!!! >.< @BrattyBekka AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @disartfuldodger @maegodhavemercy Wait wait was it your Facebook post that cracked her egg? The one with my tweet screenshot? That's awesome! @viragoergosum For some reason I'm rarely scared if they're not underwater God exists and she hates us holy shit https://t.co/Qh4LtFu7pX "@abstractslug True, but they could be completely harmless and I'd still be terrified lol" @Orionpax4221 Nope! They're adorable lol The designers moved their eyes to a forward-facing position rather than on the sides of their heads and also proportionally shrunk the eyes a bit. Also the tentacles are almost non-existent "Well, fear of giant squids mainly. Tiny ones aren't so bad. For me it's the eyes *shudder*" @StargirlSednira I'm sorry but that person better have hatched in like 2005 "Actually never fucking mind I'm deleting that tweet, I'm literally too scared of those pictures. I also have teuthiphobia (fear of squids), so," @gargoame Specifically the combination of both "Nothing will ever top those pictures a cast member took of the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride at Disney World that was drained and abandoned for 10 years tho" aw tight I finally have a name for a big phobia of mine https://t.co/9HAIGPwRYh @maegodhavemercy I still second-guess the two years estimate BECAUSE IT WAS SO LONG MAE OMG "Don't get any ideas though! It's almost apples and oranges to compare these two things, they're just similar in a couple small ways but mostly with the whole me needing to keep a secret lol" I worded that really impersonally given I'm friends with @maegodhavemercy lol "Ugggghhhh I MAY be sitting on a surprise on the scale of that one time I hatched the creator of Real Life Comics but I DO hope I'm not keeping this neat thing a secret for as long as I had to for that one (which was like, two years I think???)" hut @Venya8008 That's a really good question! I feel like maybe start with the latter strategy and then slowly transition to the former? @TainaGorditaTV @CooperSBeckett Not sure how I'd feel about a dock only switch given how much I love my Lite. I think I'd only get one of those if/when they released enough exclusive titles for it. "Seriously tho my dream would be a DS/3DS cart slot in the next Switch. They'd never do it of course (if for no other reason than fitting two screens onto one would look awful), but I love my DS/3DS library too 😭 https://t.co/8Vu99PFpR5" "I'd be totally okay with this. Weird how Xbox is doing the same thing, and hell maybe Sony will follow suit. It might just be the case that ""completely revolutionary next step in gaming"" is not really a thing anyone needs or wants anymore https://t.co/UpprjGZ8YO" "@joelax9 I feel like they've seemingly reached a plateau of sorts. There's not very many good ideas left for gimmicks and the Switch is kinda perfect? My guess is it'll be a DSi kinda thing (which now that you mention it, does make me less worried lol)" "No wait even the WiiU could play Wii games come to think of it Assuming the next console uses carts like the Switch did (funny how downloadable games made the cart/disc war completely moot), I feel like backwards compatibility is almost a given" Crossing my fingers that backwards compatibility is something they maintain from the handheld side of things "I saw a tweet saying we're probably only like a couple years or so out from the next Nintendo console and I'm like, no fuck I'm too in love with my Switch library I'm not ready to move on D:" "@KatyMontgomerie ""I guess""" @Ally_Snow_ Same Still feels weird as hell that Biden is president. Not saying it's a good or bad weird. Just weird. @DxSurprise @machtackle The photographer for Flygon refused to position them in the intended and far easier to balance sitting position for literally every picture https://t.co/X4We0mhv2n @2damntrans Carte-who? @arancaytar @EmilyGorcenski See that's the real fucked up thing here: Shared basements! :V @machtackle Yep they roll them out slowly but the initial stock often sells out fast (especially for popular Pokémon/Pokémon that rarely get stuffies) so seriously thank you for the heads up! Snagged Shedinja and Flygon 🥰 @machtackle Omg they added more Hoenn Sitting Cuties???? @EmilyGorcenski I'm mostly confused what situation led to someone even being able to accidentally use their neighbor's washing machine in the first place (though yeah the reaction is pretty extreme) "And like I know what's in my pants isn't really something I'm gonna get judged on by strangers, but for me it gives me a lot of confidence? Even by really transphobic standards I am extremely not a man." "Like if I initially knew I was agender and didn't want a vaginoplasty, I could totally see myself being fearful of appropriating queerness and that sucks!" "The specific path I took (believing I was a binary trans woman initially + getting bottom surgery) means I don't completely relate to this, which is fine of course, but it's also kinda messed up that I needed all that to feel like I'm allowed to be queer if that makes sense?" "Angular characters like the Transformers are *really* hard to do right so I get it, but the fact is all the angles on Bee and Seaspray are wrong lol" "Okay, fair, but literally every character in this frame looks wonky" Honestly what I really wanna do is reacquaint myself with the controls and try that VR room boss thing at Shinra. I still think about that Hellhouse fight nearly a year later. The boss fights in that game are so goddamn good. .@desert_daisie has been playing FF7R lately so whenever I go into the dome section of the ranch I hear the best fucking music ever and now I kinda wanna play it a third time lol @Nature_Grrrl That doesn't really affect my point? It's still less chocolate in a market where chocolate is going to get more and more scarce. It could be an ancient recipe and my point still stands. "I would be slightly less angry if they are least owned up to it. ""Hey sorry we destroyed chocolate forever, here's something we cooked up that's not the same, but tastes pretty good."" But nah they'll just act like it was a better idea to have no real chocolate in everything." "@TheOwlcan @SwiftAusterity Yeah I had a feeling the secret was ""a fuckton of sugar"" lol" I bet it tastes wonderful honestly. But it just kinda angers me a bit that chocolate is literally going extinct and we're not going to ever see any corporations take the blame for it. It'll just be new variants eventually replacing it all. https://t.co/jCW3LvmWoH "@KeithOlbermann Even if literally every single Texan signed off on this (and they most certainly didn't), refusing to give 29 million people a vaccine is a great way to ensure the virus is never stopped" "@SwiftAusterity To be at least a little fair to Reese's, their peanut butter doesn't taste like the stuff you get in jars" This also explains that weird Hershey variant they tried a few years ago where they just filled the bar with air bubbles-- literally replacing some of the chocolate with nothing [cw food] A lot of the weirdest candy bar spin-offs make way more sense when you remember cocoa beans are getting harder and harder to grow due to climate change "@filledechagrin No, because I'm not monogamous 🤷‍♀️" @StopTweetingMia Honestly I need help with like 2/3rds of one usually. Last time I got one it lasted for three meals lol I FORGOT ABOUT SAUERKRAUT THAT'S MY ANSWER TOO https://t.co/gyqRo3pkhI "Mustard, onions, and if I really have to have 3 toppings (it's already perfect), I suppose jalapenos" @miss_nikola The cutest! @Demi_theynd No wait no that was Infinity War. I like both but I love Endgame way more "@Demi_theynd I like Endgame, but given that Guardians 2 is my favorite MCU movie... yeah hard agree" @themboPotion Yum :3 @linalinadc Neat! @gayforgrils Congrats omg! 💕 This was exactly how I felt as well! https://t.co/nPIhLZ1E5B @Elli_Trans Oh hell yeah! I'm pretty sure I'm following them here on Twitter lol @TheQueenSeKa My curves have been sloooooowly increasing with my regular exercise and it feels so good 🥰 I really needed this exercise to jumpstart things. Glad I finally started. It's an obscure book for sure! But it somehow ended up in our collection when I was a kid and one day I asked my dad to read it to me before bed. It quickly became one of my favorites! Later as an adult I really loved the anti-war message it had. https://t.co/ZVpd1Js8Ll "@das_kongpital Well, the best time to sign up was 4½ years ago, but the second best time to sign up was right now!" "I guess to be fair I've seen the cover to If I Ran The Zoo, but I never read it. I'm sure there are ample numbers of copies that already exist, if there was a legitimate reason to read it to kids (I have literally no context but my assumption is that no, there is no reason)" "I literally checked the list to make sure my personal favorite, The Butter Battle Book, wasn't on it. We're good." lol I've never even heard of the six Dr. Seuss books that are being discontinued like it's such a non-issue @Esper_Lily Hell yeah! "@Gryphman Huh, that's really interesting!" "@HaileyAdamsXXX @transscribe TIL, huh" @HaileyAdamsXXX Sooooo excited for you sweetheart! @TLAlexander hhhhhghh 🥵🥵🥵 @hmsnofun Awwww 💕 "@ExistentialEnso I don't want to ignore this comment but I'm also unsure what to say. I just hope it works out for you, whatever shape that takes :/ 💕" @retronouns Hell yeah! "@MaiaFranklyn Me every time I think about my ex-fiancée. She was terrible for me! Also, I saw her Facebook profile pic is her at her wedding and I guess she married that asshole she dated after me and I'm almost upset? Why am I almost upset?" "And like, obviously it's not for everyone! But for those of us that it is for? It's so fucking wonderful" Transfemmes finally getting their vaginoplasties gives me LIFE. I know that feeling. It's the feeling of becoming whole. It's magical and I love seeing others getting to experience it 🥰🥰🥰 @StrypeisonFire Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @TLAlexander Gosh good point 👀👀👀👀 "@MaiaFranklyn Half nostalgia, half ""actually it's better now"" I take it?" @hmsnofun Black cats are such devious little witches I love them so much "@BVDGRRLXXX This is a really tough call because I mean, bad can be good 🤔" @MaiaFranklyn My box set IS very shiny it's true hehe @annsmiley Exactly lol @MaiaFranklyn Yours is fancy in a different way imo! "@BVDGRRLXXX hhhhhh I dunno, sounds like a Future Kat problem to me 🥵" @GwenStarlight IT'S SO FUN TO SAY LOL "Similarly, after Beast Wars they did their own thing over there too with Beast Wars II (pronounced ""The Second"") and Beast Wars Neo. They didn't get Beast Machines! So the Generation I timeline has several branching points as a result." "To my followers who don't follow Transformers: The last episode of G1 didn't air in Japan. Instead, they started a new series that was exclusive to Japan that basically branched off from the Western/English timeline. That's what this boxset is." @Orionpax4221 Oh gosh I'm sorry :/ The one I got like a year ago was missing a wheel so it feels REAL nice fixing that particular hole in my collection 🥰 Look at this HANDSOME LAD with ALL FOUR of his wheels heck yeah https://t.co/HXN2R7uUlD @Orionpax4221 Oh yeah. If nothing else Amazon has them for even cheaper (didn't even think to look before I ordered RIP) @Orionpax4221 Yep! Honestly I'd prefer dubbed but I get it. That costs way more money lol "Shout Factory was having a ""going out of print"" sale because they're about to lose the Transformers license, so I figured no better time to get the Japanese G1 box set! I think with this I now have just about the entire G1 continuity on DVD? https://t.co/e5jyvXTyPK" "@Xenofawn The base set comes with 4, but because I have an extra tight vag my surgeon gave me a bonus set of two extra small ones lol" "@SweetBeansComix You don't deserve this kind of garbage, Mallorie. You're a good person with a big heart, and the people who matter know this 💕💕💕" "@NireBryce Oh yeah, you didn't know this? Geese are assholes lol" @Esper_Lily @TheQueenSeKa OH yes lol "I think I've determined that most of my dilation issues are due to needing to, for now at least, dilate way more often. But I learned quite a bit getting to dilator 4 of 6 today! There's stuff to discover about this equipment even over a year later 🥰" @AstroStella7 They're cumming 🥵 "Hell yeah babe remember getting super stoned at Gumby shows, man those mosh pits were intense" @gaysexaccessory Oh hey same @Demi_theynd @vexwerewolf It's a podcast for me. They're great at improv. I just wanna hear them talk. You can't tell me Mario Maker levels were he dies hundreds of times in a row in the same level are good while also saying exploring would be boring lol @Demi_theynd @vexwerewolf *literally giving up on my favorite game Hollow Knight the bastard @TheQueenSeKa Hmmmm well you could always look into testosterone! @TheQueenSeKa Are you on progesterone? @TheQueenSeKa I do that a lot. Highly recommended! @TheQueenSeKa I mean I've gotten off while nearly sober but it takes more time. Just gotta keep at it! @TheQueenSeKa Oh yeah weed is almost necessary lol @vexwerewolf You know in 2009 when he was fucking 22 I was a shithead at 22 too lol @glaciepuff True 😖 "@TheQueenSeKa I'm an unusual case. I find it really easy to cum with my clit, which is uncommon. For penetrative stuff it feels good in part because it's hitting what little remains of my prostate I think lol" "Oh yeah I've cum with my penetrative vibe lol. There's a lot of pleasure in this thing, I just with penetrative sex was easier https://t.co/aRdP5cyRVw" "@DollieDreamz That really does help to hear, thank you 😭💕💕💕💕" I mean I've mostly managed. My penetrative vibrator is tiny which helps (and using it often loosens me up). It's not all bad. But I'd be lying if I said it was everything I hoped for (though it is MOST of what I hoped for to be fair lol) "I'm having trouble understanding how exactly I could get to the point at which I could dilate say, only once a week when it seems pretty consistent that even over a year post-op everything resets to ""too tight to do anything with"" a day after dilating, sometimes less" @Roodypatooti I dunno I've always been bad at explaining why I love the people I do @Roodypatooti Because you're my friend 💕 "@Roodypatooti I care about you a ton, Piper 💕" "@Roodypatooti I've been seeing all your tweets, I just didn't think liking them would be very nice, and I'm not sure what to say :/ I care about you 💕" @miss_nikola Such a talented hole you have gosh 😍 @NoraQRosa For Pokémon: Diamond & Pearl For me: Double Penetration @TheOwlcan Yeah I mean Rick and yeah that's what I'm getting at. I no longer wanted to watch a series where that asshole was my POV character "@TheOwlcan There's only one sheriff right? I mean the audience insert. He goes all ""we're doing what I say, dammit"" at the end. Fucking sucks." @TheOwlcan No main sheriff "It was season two that had the reveal of that girl being in the zombie barn, right? That wasn't what pissed me off. I liked that reveal (it was the perfect flavor of tragic). What pissed me was whatahisname sheriff going all evil." After completing season 2 I wanna try getting back to doing it like maybe every other day? That's a lot for being almost a year and a quarter post-op but I just want a vag I can stick my finger in any time I want dammit 😭 Astounding to me that I could be so good at exercising every day yet so bad at remembering to dilate 😭😭😭 @DollieDreamz Very much so! These are honestly such goals 😍😍😍 @themboPotion @NSalamanderFW Omg baaaaaabe 😍😍😍😍 "@Rooks_Roost IM3 is my second favorite MCU movie, no joke" "@Catgurrrl1 I have so many loved ones over there, I feel this 😭😭😭" "See, THIS is how you clout farm 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎" @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you Daddy 🥺💕 @Catgurrrl1 Are you from the UK because if so I am going to RUN with this permission you just gave me haha "I enjoy MCU movies, I also enjoy McDonald's. I enjoy trash. Reminding people trash is trash for popularity points sure is A Look" "(Key word there is ""performatively"")" "Performatively hating on MCU movies is the most pathetic shit lol It's one of those positions that no one can argue against without looking like a complete tool, making it really appealing to clout farmers Get a better bit, please" AAAAAAAY LMAO https://t.co/BF3EVRmg9g @miss_nikola As an artist I'm qualified to say that this is officially Art Gonna celebrate the Gen IV Pokémon remakes by getting DP'd @Shoggoth_Lord goddess I wish 😭 @StargirlSednira @PhilosophyTube Or Lucy 🤔 @PhilosophyTube Looking forward to hearing from Satan again! @RhettLarsen6 I try to have a running list of TFs that slipped through my fingers for exactly this reason lol @miss_nikola Also your expression even just in this video is SO HOT My women's XL tops which used to be nice and snug now all fit kinda loosely 😳 Might have to buy smaller clothes I kinda love this 😍 [cw weight loss] I might actually get below 200 at this rate omg??? [cw weight loss] I know I said I was stuck at 237 pounds but out of nowhere this morning I was 233 omg 😳😳😳 @miss_nikola Oh! Oh! Me! I do! 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX It can be two things! Okay going to sleep for real now @NewGenderWhoDis @LeafTilde Corruption is a noble cause @NewGenderWhoDis YES @NewGenderWhoDis IT'S SO HOT EMMA "Ah fuck it, first girl won" Inside me there are two girls One really wants to retweet that hot inflation kink content The other is trying to be responsible and not do that lol "@glaciepuff @BlimpLexi Oh now this, this is good content 😍" https://t.co/ZqRE3OADuy https://t.co/I67ZHrZoft Very very tired but my brain keeps braining lots @nlrghorny best part of transition is when the boobage makes boymoding impossible hehe "There's beauty in that tension. That refusal to be fully understood and categorized. It's me sharing with you the truest representation of my gender. It sometimes defies my understanding as well, isn't it wonderful? 💕" "@Esper_Lily It is really cool, thank you 🥰" "It's like... I love when art of all kinds flatly refuses to be put into a box. When it can be interpreted in multiple conflicting ways. It forces the audience to just take it as it is, and not be led by preexisting notions of what it should be." Early on I used to feel almost embarrassed by my gender but now I find comfort in the seeming contradictory nature of it. That tension is me and me feels nice. I enjoy being both a woman and agender because I enjoy confusing the cis @deathpigeon @ialika_lifina Exactly "@deathpigeon @ialika_lifina Yeah that's the worse part. For me I can kinda squint and see the good intentions (I am indeed one of those girls people keep talking about), but for nonbinary people that AREN'T women it feels especially dehumanizing :/" "I often describe my gender as ""an AI that discovered femininity and fell in love with it"" and to then say ""oh actually we're calling it womxn now, you know, to include you"" feels like you're trying to take from me the thing that makes me not merely nonbinary in the first place" THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. https://t.co/FnYlRVRDot "(And not like, EVERYONE-everyone, obviously... I dunno, like, the cynical view is people are trying to imply nonbinary are ""women lite"" and the optimistic view is they're trying to be inclusive, but regardless this was a misstep)" "I feel compelled to add that if you personally feel like your gender is best described as womxn, that's cool! Gender is a very personal thing and there's no wrong way to do it. But I don't think it makes much sense to argue/imply that word works best for including everyone?" "Shit, good point lol https://t.co/gVOf2jJUUT" "Anyway I'm having trouble making anything but arguments that sound tautological because gender is a really personal, fundamental thing that can rarely be put into words. Suffice to say ""womxn"" in an attempt to include me feels othering." "(I really wanted to say ""gender, innit?"" but I didn't want my UK buddies laughing at me lol. But I feel like it's a better encapsulation of what I mean haha)" "For me at least, I sort of (most of the time) see my being agender as kind of a starting point? And then I'm also a woman because... I dunno, gender, you know? But like, I say woman, not womxn, because I mean... woman." "As a nonbinary woman, the womxn discourse sure has been weird Like I'm ostensibly one of the main people intended to be included in that x spelling and even I'm like ""Oh no wtf are you doing""" @InstantSunrise Oh gosh lol "@InstantSunrise Interesting. I always got the impression that Jar Jar was a CGI character from the beginning, mostly to prove it could be done, but I guess that doesn't mean that Jackson couldn't have had a different opinion on how Binks should've been done" @ialika_lifina Thank you 😭💕💕💕💕💕 @InstantSunrise I want to peak into that alternate universe so badly @COSAntiFascists little tiny fame Most days it feels like I'm doing better than I'd think I would but it still takes a toll Being micro-famous (nano-famous?) with depression and anxiety is an ill-advised way to live and I don't recommend it 🙃 @Smol_Catherine LOVE THAT QUOTE TBH @ClintonLKindle Awww shucks thank you 💕 @Dekaprime Thank you 💕 And honestly I'm crap at photos too lol. I could use a light box but I just take pics in front of my computer monitor like a noob "Seriously thank y'all so much. Just, for everything. This site can be a trash fire but my followers rock 💕" "I guess it's because you think you're privy to some special understanding of the situation that no one else can see, but, you know, maybe occam's razor that shit" "So ridiculous to get mad at me for buying toys & sharing pics of them while also sometimes doing fundraisers for the ranch when if you really think it's self-evident that I'm scamming people, no one's gonna donate, huh? By your logic I'm fucking myself over, so what's the issue?" "(And btw, my above listed finances are NOT from donations, in case there's any confusion there. It's my money that I choose to give the majority of to the ranch and other trans people)" No one is required to donate if they feel we're not doing a good enough job. I hope that goes without saying? We're doing our best. "We're living in very cramped quarters here at the ranch, getting by with the money we make. I know a lot of people think it's a dream life, and in some ways it is, but it's by no means luxurious or glamorous. It's a lot of hard work in service of building something bigger than us" "@Shoggoth_Lord I dunno, probably" @Demi_theynd Pretty much yeah lol "@transgrlinexile My lifestyle involves an overcrowded house with very little privacy, but it's in service of trying to build something bigger than us. No one in the community should donate to us if they think what we're doing isn't okay. And no one who thinks it isn't okay does. Muting you now." @benjanun_s Thank you 💕 "@smallsamson4 .@TenaciousRanch, the ranch I live on" "This is the first time I've given details about my finances because it's no one's fucking business, but I'm sharing this now to illustrate that you cannot pretend to know how our finances work just because I buy plastic robots, thanks." "I'm sharing this because a former mutual got pretty pissed that I pre-ordered a toy while also asking for help for the ranch in other tweets. When it's losers from a stalking website it doesn't bother me, but I admit it gets under my skin when it's from a former friend." I often spend some of the small remainder of my money on toys because they make me happy. I don't quite understand the logic of those implying I'm hurting the ranch or scamming people by doing so. "I contribute $1,000 a month towards the ranch. About $100 a month towards the Patreons of friends and loved ones, all of them trans Another $100 a month towards the OnlyFans of friends and loved ones, all of them trans as well. I share and signal boost every fundraiser I see." "@transgrlinexile I contribute $1,000 a month towards the ranch. Please don't pretend to know how our finances work. I would've expected better from a mutual :/" @NewGenderWhoDis my mouth just opened reflexively omg @Azure_Husky Been doing this all winter lol @IzzyBunBop Two cuties 💕 @Oh_Its_Just_Jo hey there 😍 @squinln Heck yeah congrats! 💕 @Esper_Lily @SteampunkPenny I dunno @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS @SteampunkPenny So excited! "I dunno why I said ""basically"" there. I'm still friends with the friends I had in 2019. Just in many cases our relationship has evolved." "I'm basically still friends with those people, but like, I dunno it's hard to describe, the feelings have evolved a bit. Mostly not for the worse, but enough that it feels like I'll never get to see the exact same people I wanted to when I was planning in 2019." "All friendships evolve over time, and sometimes people even drift apart. And honestly online friendships seem to move even faster. What I'm saying is there's a temporal element to the things covid robbed from us. Some of the friends I wanted to visit are sightly different now." @1146_goat_north @SolientArt for the rest of our lives @Adoratrix I'm legitimately looking forward to it :D @Esper_Lily You have all the most important characters for sure 😤 @Adoratrix I think if you're not staying away from discourse by 10k-ish followers you're using this site wrong tbh @zenocoyote Heck yeah congrats! @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀 @Adoratrix Thank you for keeping your pfp or I might've lost you lol I just discovered my phone as a dark mode 😍😍😍😍 @SheepCrispy It's a new Transformer set coming out! https://t.co/SO3RerqWm3 @Esper_Lily I've been collecting them for like nearly a decade at this point lol "@FroyoBaggins I like ROB so much, I tracked down the (imo prettier) Famicom version! https://t.co/3a7GvUEhQV" Anyway the point is I'm not sure how I'm gonna squeeze these two into this shelf https://t.co/7VRIylAGqC @caraesten Mood lol "And like, I know for some amiibo the distribution was shit and never fixed. But it still makes me smile to see them on pegs still. They outlasted both Skylanders and Disney Infinity. You'd be forgiven at this point for thinking they were the first and only toys to life." "When the recent Hyrule Warriors game came out, they did another run of the four champions from Breath of the Wild (only like half a year after I bought them on eBay! d'oh!)" "I love that Nintendo has supported amiibo for so long. Today at all Target they had a restock of Bowser Jr, as well as cat Mario & Peach. Every time a game with relevant characters is released, they do another run of those amiibo, complete with WiiU/3DS branding on the box." This is just as much me wishing it would charge my card as much as I want it to arrive soon "My Botropolis set says it's arriving Wednesday (same date it's listed for months when I pre-ordered it), but it hasn't shipped yet so I no longer believe that estimate D:<" @edensthings @RipleyStorm Shi's really quite wonderful and I'm glad shi's back too 💕💕💕💕 I have the best Mistress ever who takes such good care of me 🥰 @ChronoKatie My thoughts: heck 😳💕 @ValhallACAB @e_urq It's explained in the tweet that's being quote tweeted @HenryWHall https://t.co/l4YPCU6HQa @HenryWHall We should rename him masturtron @Kate_Bunni Right??? Feels like Devastator should be there "They could have swapped him with Devastator, changed nothing else, and it would've made 10 times more sense" @Azure_Husky MASTER OF MASTERBATING "Sure, Megatron is a master of destruction I guess, but why the ""construction"" setup? Why highlight his hand and not the massive gun he usually has on it? Why not highlight his foot for all the sense that makes?" I have so many questions @winocm forbidden game boy cart @InnuendoStudios @Celestial_Emily the most depressing news I've read all day "@machtackle I think I have them all as well, but it's really damn impressive seeing them all lined up!" @JessicaCyboid listen I get it tho @ChronoKatie It's even in your @! @JessicaCyboid *sighs* I'm probably gonna need to try it lol "I really do want to emphasize that it's by no means the case that a majority of us are littles. I don't have any reason to think that and neither should anyone else. Just as a little, it's fun finding out how many of my friends are, that's all 🥰" "@TheQueenSeKa You're not at all! There's tons that aren't, don't feel bad" @garblefart Sometimes! Sometimes it's obvious but other times... 👀 "Not saying most trans women are littles, but I AM saying I'm continually surprised to find how many of them are lol" @chainchompist Fuck yeah! @MommyPosie Yeah probably 🥵 @KindredSkeleton plzzzzz 🥵🥵🥵🥵 "@KindredSkeleton and wouldn't you know it, I'm a slut that needs to be bred~ 🥵" @TheQueenSeKa 👀👀👀 "@KindredSkeleton your pinned tweet is, uh, giving me ideas 🥵🥵🥵" @TheQueenSeKa Oh gosh same 😍 @KindredSkeleton 👀👀👀 @MommyPosie Okay that's hot 🥵🥵🥵 Oooooh I like this idea 👀👀👀 https://t.co/nRrlvhtL6Q @MommyPosie D:< "I'm not really either, but I have a ""fucked straight"" fetish/fantasy and I'm thinking I could lean on that to make this work lol https://t.co/MjDqF5Q9EP" @MommyPosie Of course 👀 Sometimes a girl needs to feel nice and bred okay Thinking about sex with cis guys for their cum volume and no other reason "There was a single Studio Series Grimlock at Target today, but oof $50 is a bit too much for the budget RIP I'll be dreaming of that figure for days 😭" @miss_nikola @griffonatrix so many tallies 🥵🥵🥵 @zenocoyote @Mokiawa It's true! @miss_nikola I'm excited to see it 👀👀👀 @kerrizor @Demodeview @miss_nikola Maybe~ @emaraven11 Cute mess tho @litterboxhex We're friends 💕 @zenocoyote Congrats! 💕💕💕 @zenocoyote 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu ... wow @Calliethulhu I feel so conflicted since I too ship Judy in sapphic relationships and I'm tired of Judy/Nick content lol @NLRG_ I mean you're not wrong! @BVDGRRL Hell yeah! Keep at it! I've been doing the same. Trying to lose the 25 pounds I found last year RIP I knew it was March this whole time. The calendar finally agrees with me! "I have zero connection to Sunstreaker, but I guess it could be worse lol" @Yuroshai I call them queercations personally! @vexwerewolf Mammals are the new kids on the block evolutionarily "Ugh, I wanna travel to see cuties so badly. I hope I can a vaccine soon :/" @litterboxhex Very much so! @IzzyBunBop You're not a failure either for that matter! @IzzyBunBop You're not a burden and I love you so much @displaced_ATX All the good vibes! 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL aaaaaaaaa omg I'm gay >////< 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola So cute! Very smoochable 🥰 @Demodeview @miss_nikola Hell yeah it's great @Demodeview @miss_nikola Aww you're such a bottom 💕 "@miss_nikola Some lucky slut's, surely" @nixie_neon yes plz @LeftAtLondon More covers of Banjo-Kazooie music should be made in general imo 🤔 @litterboxhex 👀👀👀 @stackedbimbo It's good tiddy! 😍 Not like I'd have the money anyway lol RIP @InnuendoStudios That's every tweet I make now. I'd really like to stop thinking about that whenever I tweet 🙃 "Even if the PS5 was a normal console release (ie, hard to find but not THIS hard), I *still* wouldn't except to find one before June in time for FF7R Intergrade and that makes me angry D:<" @Kristen_Mork Oh heck congrats! @MeteorsFalling HELL YEAH SHE DID THANK YOU 😘 @MeteorsFalling thamks 😳😳😳 "@friend2allcats @Kate_Bunni Back in like 2006 I was at a crossroads. I knew I either wanted to wear a trilby or a flat cap. In hindsight, I'm so fucking glad I chose flat cap lol" Looks way better on me now tho lol https://t.co/5VCXxMqdEp Hell I never took it off lol @CelticAnarchy y wh-what https://t.co/SddKPYUNy1 "@daggertrout There's nothing natural about it if his early videos sound noticeably altered and Jenny sounds wrong in her interview. Like it ultimately doesn't matter, but I think it's pretty obvious it's not what he sounds like." "I guess another reason might be anonymity (he doesn't show his face either), but like, that's a rather extreme level of anonymity to go for. Who's gonna recognize him just from his voice?" "Technically I don't actually know why he pitches his voice down, but I think my guess is a fair one. Everyone thinks their voice sounds weird. Fun fact, pre-transition I used to think my voice was too high pitched, but now I think it's too deep RIP" "Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer refuses to accept the fact that his actual voice isn't going to sound as deep as his head voice, so he pitches it down in every video (you can really tell in early vids), meaning in his interview of Jenny Nicholson, she has a deeper voice too lol" "Tony Hawk got so many people saying ""Hey you look like Tony Hawk"" that it became a meme, so now people will also intentionally say that even when they know it's him, meaning really the most novel thing you could say to him if you ever run into him would be ""Hey Tony Hawk""" @TrashBabyEva fdfgdfkdghdhfhfd 🥵🥵🥵 @TrashBabyEva I have other holes too 🥺🥺🥺 @TrashBabyEva I'd love to have it in my mouth 🥺 @TrashBabyEva oh really 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @TrashBabyEva hhhgh yea? 🥵 @AstroStella7 Still a kitten! Got a Catra in my lap 🥰 https://t.co/l6Hcubk09t @TrashBabyEva Taking notes 😳 "@SapphicEllyCat @sarahlicity I haven't tweeted about mouthfeel in years, it'll be hard to fix I'm still confused lol" @sarahlicity @SapphicEllyCat But her last RT wasn't that? We wouldn't ask if it wasn't necessary. The work boots alone are over $100 😬 (Probably not intentional tho) Foreshadowing #AgeOfUltron #Endgame https://t.co/jhHRdnZiAc "It just kinda feels like the movie is winking at me, and it's a really weird think to wink about" "There's like, a bunch of jokes about Pietro's death before it happens. Hawkeye jokes to himself that he could kill him with an arrow and blame it on Ultron, then Pietro gets nicked with a bullet from the army and is like ""hey wtf"" Dunno what I'm supposed to be feeling." "Hey y'all. @SteampunkPenny, one of the heads of the ranch (@TenaciousRanch), really needs new work clothes. It should cost about $300. Donations & retweets help a ton 💕 Venmo: @TransSalamander Cash App: $TransSalamander Ko-fi: https://t.co/MckhAozP5M DM me for my PayPal address" "@Z_is_stimky @Kaelyrhn You're sweet, but you're also a bit young for me" "@found_serenity No, it's even worse: Joss Whedon did" "@found_serenity She called herself that, but yes" """You're not the only monster"" Me watching: https://t.co/n7p0aG30ek" Like the two scenes we got with Wanda and Vision in Infinity War had more chemistry than any scene with Natasha and Bruce in AoU "As a fellow barren woman, you'd think the whole ""Black Widow can't have kids"" scene in Ultron would at least make me tear up, but it's quite possibly the most awkwardly written and acted scene in the entire MCU, so," "I don't even wear makeup, but I swear estrogen gave me Makeup Vision for watching movies and TV Never noticed this stuff before I transitioned lol" "Fun fact, when you join the Avengers, they throw out ALL your goth makeup" "It's funny watching Age of Ultron in 2021 where it's even more obvious that the approach for Wanda at the time was ""lots of mascara = evil""" It's kinda nuts that one of Marvel's best villains is in one of its worst movies. Really frustrating. https://t.co/jxuHnumAey "Anyway I'm currently watching Age of Ultron But, you know, just for the plot (the plot:) https://t.co/6HxX9u4l6a" "You know, it's funny that Marvel kept the name of the fourth Avengers movie secret for so long given that both of the preceding Avengers movies namedropped it. https://t.co/rmMt1oxoM2" "@PinkPandaKatie Definitely. I'm sure they all ended up going to furry cons eventually (before covid at least), but the energy was its own thing for sure." "*sets, not set, ugh" "As far as what I have and didn't sell (or accidentally break), I have Devastator and MOST of Computron, but two of my biggest grails right now are Bruticus and Megatronia" "Hasbro Pulse could reissue the Takara Unite Warriors set (I still need like, most of them), charge double, and I'd STILL think it was a dream come true." "Like I don't hate the song, but the only reason I know the words is because I went to pony cons lol" I am suddenly transported back to every pony con I ever went to "@NoraQRosa Masturbation and sex are 1,000 times better" @TransgurlTSB 😳 "@machtackle I love* how Transformers collecting is now ""Buy it now before it becomes five times more expensive in like a year"" *hate" @Kaelyrhn Very yes! "@machtackle On the one hand, it seems impossible we'd get a new Polar Claw (or any BW character that wasn't in the show). On the other hand, I still can't believe he was even included in that promo art, so who's to say" @machtackle Betting we'll see him in whatever is after WfC @Flailmorpho_ hhhhhhh I need it 🥺🥺🥺 @Flailmorpho_ hhhggfgggggggfff 💕💦 @StebMcDreb Gonna DEVOUR that girldick babe 😍 @Flailmorpho_ hhgggffghhhgffffff g-good point 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ goddddd how dare you make me wet like this >/////> @nobodyinpartic3 oh fuck 😳😳😳💕💕💕💦💦💦 @Flailmorpho_ very much in need of a breeding tbh 🥺 @Flailmorpho_ hi 😳😳😳 I was really expecting him to make a giant mess (which would have been even funnier) but honestly I love that he totally nails those eggs I'm fairly gay girls with dicks tho 😍 oh my god I can't stop laughing "Drop your first game, your favorite game, your favorite pokémon, and your favorite trainer ✨✨ https://t.co/yTAZSlO7Mb" @RaeGun2k Yay squishy boobs! @miss_nikola It's basic science 😔 "The massager I use on my clit fucking DIED halfway through masturbating so I had to cum using a penetrative vibrator and like, fuck this is the dream, you know? (Not my toy dying mid-schlick, that was a nightmare)" Still fucking wild to me that I have a pussy @miss_nikola Awwww cute 💕 @caraesten @litterboxhex a woo-hoo "@Esper_Lily Not to be weird about it, but I promise I'll share more details at a later date 💕" @Esper_Lily https://t.co/iUrintRv2r @LookLena What is this gif supposed to mean lol "Such good friends with this new friend I made, I'm knocking this out of the PARK" "I'm telling y'all, I'm the best at friendships 😤" "@OzmaRacc @kobi_lacroix Mild is good, oof :/" @HaileyAdamsXXX I might actually need replacements soon! I need to wear them like all the time >.> "@Gryphman No, they're definitely swapped. There's only a swivel above the knee, not below it, so if I turned them around his legs would be facing backwards, which they aren't in that promo pic" @t4t_cyborg @futanarchy @miss_nikola Literally came here to @ her lol "@Witchdagguh Nah, they're not that tight, and my feet are finally starting to warm up thankfully" "@CamisGoodBoy @DiscoInferno0 @Data_Jake19 Fun fact back during I think the Silver Age(?), Comic book publishers noticed that for some reason, comics with an ape on the cover sold better than ones without apes, which explains why there's so many ape characters, particularly in DC's cast of characters." "@CamisGoodBoy I was already like ""Fuck yeah live action Gorilla Grodd"" and then he says ""Barack Obama"" and I just about lost it" Catra loves her momma Jen so much (they're both fast asleep) 💕💕💕 https://t.co/Fc47sSTmvw My feet sometimes just refuse to create any kind of body heat I hate this "It's literally ""3 sock layers"" cold today at the ranch D-damn you estrogen 🥶🥶🥶 https://t.co/iN7Yv7F0Op" "@AndrewKoldwell Omg I remember the Phantom! I remember as a teenager thinking ""Is that even legal???""" @MayaOeberg Sorry but Kitty Pryde (and Nightcrawler toooo) is actually 🎶 IN THE GARAGE 🎶 (though the swapped thighs don't seem to affect articulation much which is nice) "My thoughts: - This is the most characterful face I've seen on a Transformer in a while - The wings on his ankles are annoyingly finicky - The thighs on mine are likely swapped given where the mushroom peg slot is, but to fix them I'd need to disassemble a ratchet joint :/ https://t.co/VqbCgjIXOg" And she never transformed him again https://t.co/N7bgdGsCw0 This is a cute reveal https://t.co/nKUC8vOPPU IT JUST KEEPS TRANSFORMING SO MUCH https://t.co/YEDjx1zOOh About halfway through transforming him and I can really tell this was retooled from a Studio Series figure lol https://t.co/BraIve4zVG Wolverine can't stand up lol https://t.co/pAXnuuwK9t @AzureCanary YESSSSS 😍 "I had no idea box art could come with its own theme song, but I defy anyone to look at this beauty and not hear the 90's X-Men cartoon theme playing in their head https://t.co/U96nLp1XBs" https://t.co/ak3cPCZLa4 "My top 2 most wanted fighters were Banjo-Kazooie & Midna and it's wild to me that Midna ended up being less likely There's precedent for a fighter being upgraded from an assist trophy, but Nintendo is really strict about which Zeldas they ""advertise"" at a time. TP's time is over" @larilille Shenmue 3 as well from what I hear "Like here's a great example: We got a NES Classic, a SNES Classic, and... that was it. Because why the hell would Nintendo venerate the Nintendo-fucking-64? I'm used to disappointment lol" "Like if they never made it into Smash, I'd be like, ""Yeah well of course, it's fucking Banjo-Kazooie, why would they be in Smash?"" I'm used to being disappointed as a former N64 kid." "Being an N64 kid feels like being the redheaded stepchild of the gaming industry. It's all considered retro now of course, but it's a retro that still feels talked about less than when NES kids were hitting their 30's Point is I still feel very spoiled that BK made it into Smash" "In the grand scheme of things, this is probably on the harmless end of misinformation, but it's still misinformation under the official-sounding title of ""transgender history"" and that kinda bothers me." "We worked out in the comments this ""factoid"" was pulled from an article that was written MID-STREAM, and like, it's a minor thing, but that combined with the fact that this reupload doesn't say it's a REupload feels a bit misleading for no real reason. https://t.co/mNCXpF9Ucs" "Hell I remember when fucking *Fortnite* seemed like it would never come out. It's like an alternate history, but one I remember." "You ever stop and think, ""Holy shit, Duke Nukem Forever, The Last Guardian, and Shenmue 3 were all released. Like, in the past. They're gaming history now wtf""" "@XylariaVG The first and most important thing that a scam wants is to filter out the people who won't fall for it. It's the Nigerian Price thing. The less believable it is, the more it's likely to ONLY attract the actual people they want." "@Jaqen1 @JessicaKotarski I'm pretty sure what happened was that an article, possibly even on Pink News, was written while the stream was going on over several days. It was hot news! And as of the writing of that article, it was 160k and 24 hours" "That's helpful, thank you, but my issue is I'll forget every bit of that in a few days. https://t.co/4dSJTbgCLP" "I've been an adult ostensibly paying at least some attention to politics for nearly 16 years I can never remember how many fucking checks and balances every stage of everything needs. I'm not arguing they're not needed per se, I just can't keep track." "I fucking hate how this country is run. It's so needlessly confusing. Like when everyone was saying ""We passed the LGBTQ rights bill!"" but it's like ""...And now the Senate has to approve it"" Words mean things and news alerts need to be more clear, I dunno https://t.co/jd7BkmsC2W" @kaffkarockopera @CaseyExplosion Don't forget T E E T H "@CaseyExplosion Okay yeah I dunno where the video got their info? I also don't know if this is a big deal, but they're way off https://t.co/mNCXpF9Ucs" "@CaseyExplosion That's what I remember! Where are they getting ""an entire day""? Maybe the time counter in the actual game file said 24 hours?" I mean I don't even like FFX and I will gladly claim these pants lol https://t.co/moFWG2Jbuc "Was the Donkey Kong stream just for a day? Or was it that Hbomb played it for a combined 24 hours? I seem to recall that lasting over the entire weekend and then some. Also it's cool that this video is being reuploaded but he says ""earlier this year"" for the DK stream and uh," "Dear non-queers: If you don't understand a costume design in a Final Fantasy game, it's because it's for us. The queers. I will not be taking any further questions at this time." "@AngosturaCat @Grey_IsTrue I've been boycotting Wendy's ever since I learned about the tomato thing, and it kinda sucks because I like their food! Fucking infuriating that such a thing is trending." @MrsStephinMerit Yes and yes. Others have mentioned that might be Vision's new body @tainkirrahe Looks great! "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . Like I think it's obvious that her kids are an example of the spontaneous creation powers of the Scarlet Witch, but I think Vision is an example of that too. I think he's real, and I think he might survive past the end of the series." [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . I think it's significant that Wanda's creation of Vision was yellow where the rest of her reality warping powers were red. There's deeper magic there. Straight from the mind stone itself. @caraesten God he's such a treasure @Kitty_Kimz Oh yeah it's super common @TrexPushups @stackedbimbo Same and same @ArtyMaus Jealous honestly @TrexPushups Same hehe @AntikytheraClio @vidthekid Oh I had no idea it wasn't Regular Show lol @ArtyMaus Yep! It's somewhat uncommon and kinda new but something to keep in mind! Btw this is the same friend I've been talking about all week and ALSO was someone who for a long time felt like they were ignoring me on Twitter? Turns out Twitter was just extremely not good for them and they stopped using it. Good lesson to learn about not expecting the worst. "@ArtyMaus Well, there's always penis preserving vaginoplasty I think it's called? You get a vag where your balls would be" "@TheNecrosys I mean, in a way, of course you imagined it. But that doesn't mean it isn't real" This is a fascinating thread confirming something I had already experienced (namely my pre-op phantom pussy) @jesstheunstill Super weird! I think mine are mostly done tho thankfully? "@vidthekid I can't find it, but it's like, this professor gets owned by a bunch of teenagers after saying that superhero movies are low art" @tamazonx Pretty much lol @SixArmedSweater I have my DMs turned off for anyone I'm not following. For this very reason lol "Very true, but I think the idea is like, what's less severe than crushing someone/something? Probably just squishing it. https://t.co/7x3PMWeUFa" "I will sometimes try to tuck my nonexistent junk in when I sit down to pee like, every few months lol https://t.co/SPHr5eHpiJ" I'm told a platonic crush is called a squish? Okay so new friend called me friend unprompted and I am squishing SO hard rn 🥰🥰🥰 "@GenderBanana Yeah I tend to agree. I do this the Masterpiece ones are the closest thing to perfection, but beyond that, it's not the best design to build from" A lot of other folks are mentioning having a phantom pussy sensation pre-GRS and YUP I had that too. It's... a lot @ArtregalOR @TempestaRubida Yeah I had phantom pussy before GRS too. I bet you both will feel wonderful after you can get your own 💕 I don't even know. You have the same amount of context as I do. Wasn't even following me https://t.co/VgER17co6N "Because like, they carved most of the meat out of my hog. I kept the fun bit at the top, but most of it had to go. Some post-op girls get phantom limb and that's valid of course, I'm just still surprised I didn't." "Still think it's wild that I never experience phantom limb after getting my vaginoplasty. My body was like, ""Clit and a vag? Yeah of course, wtf else would be there""" "@TransgurlTSB @maegodhavemercy Yeah I totally forgot about Game Boy lol. In my defense, I didn't get a GB until I was about 11, and I assumed Harper was younger, so I was trying to think WAY back lol" .@SteampunkPenny needs to see this PERFECT https://t.co/V16v0k1M9x "I really wish I could somehow corrupt this design into a DDLG context, but you can't even do that. Non-queers ruin everything lol" "Through capitalism and, let's face it, theft, corporations own these characters and stories, but they were all invented by people who just wanted to tell mythic stories I don't think I buy the implication that those same people wouldn't have told those stories without capitalism" "To clarify, if it were up to me, these would in fact be stories owned by the people and not corporations. Fuck trademarks and copyrights. But also, fuck capitalism itself. Until we abolish all that shit, though..." "Perhaps if you want to go there, the ""purest"" form of superhero folklore would be superhero fanfiction, and I'm willing to concede that. And I think that fanfiction will never stop." """A corporation owns it! You're literally stanning an advertisement!"" Sure but are you really going to tell me stories about Superman and Spider-Man aren't going to remain long after WB and Disney are gone? Really?" "It's not a 1-to-1 comparison because nothing like that can be. The world has changed a ton, and will continue to change. It'll never be a perfect analogy but it's one of the more apt ones." It's very funny watching people get angry at that Regular Show clip I'm sorry but just because we've ruined it with capitalism (and we have) doesn't mean that superhero movies cannot be modern folklore. Ask the people what mythic stories they want to hear. That's mythology. Do not ask me to pick a favorite between Defunctland and Yesterworld. (I mean it's probably Defunctland but I really do love them both) Through extensive research I've found the following YouTube channels to be the best to put on in the background despite you already watching their entire library when nothing else is on: 1. Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst 2. Defunctland/Yesterworld "Randomly remembered that when I bought that Micromaster 10-pack like, a year and a half ago? My copy of Ricon was missing a wheel on one of his arms. There was ONE listing for him on eBay and I snagged it. So satisfying 🥰 https://t.co/TpAwHH1pPa" "@maegodhavemercy Trying to think of the closest analogue to that when I was a kid and like... TVs didn't need to charge, that sucks lol" "@Azure_Husky Oh goddess I'm feeling this. Had a good friend over this week and I'm like ""Okay like what's a normal amount of time to wait before inviting them over again/visiting them? 👀""" @PhilosophyTube Gender euphoria is the greatest feeling in the world 💕💕💕 @Demodeview I'm dreading/looking forward to the day they finally make a Rescue figure and I can just kiss $100+ away "Not saying I can afford this, but dammit now I want it https://t.co/wDTPk9d0Y7" "As much as I still prefer movies over TV, holy shit TV suits the MCU way better." It only took... oh my goddess *6 years*??? What is time??? "Scarlet Witch is quickly becoming one my favorite MCU characters, how did this happen" @jesuiscatte Yeah they tend to play things vague where it makes sense to. Don't want to write yourself into a corner. https://t.co/XEZ5njGALG "Don't get me wrong I really feel for them. I'm not like, demanding they be happier or anything, it's just, my brain sometimes does this too and it's hard to watch in one sitting." @chipfoxx @AshCoyote I'm afraid of Foxy Bingo. Give me Car Fox any day. To anyone else who watched the new Thought Slime video: Does it pick up at any point? Lighten up? This is really heavy shit and I'm having to take breaks. "I'm almost never happy with Datsun feet. They're always so finicky. But of course I keep buying them. Here's the official, objective ranking: 1. Masterpiece 2. War for Cybertron Earthrise 3. 2008(?) Universe https://t.co/rsImh33MsN" ACAB & A VAN https://t.co/6hpN0ZSYWd @stackedbimbo So cute and pretty 😍😍😍 @Flea Torties are precious angels! "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . I've gone from thinking Vision will sacrifice himself heroically to thinking that that would be a really, really shitty thing to do to Wanda, from a story perspective. She didn't disobey his wishes. She should get to keep him." "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . I dunno to what lengths in the comics they try to explain it, but for me, if magic exists in this universe, then it makes sense to me that the X Gene could mutate some folks to be better at magic than anyone else." "@DarkLordEve Nah, that's reasonable. I deleted it and did it again with content warnings. Sorry :/" "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . If they (eventually, probably in a future movie/show, not WandaVision) retcon it further to say both Wanda and Pietro had the X Gene, then it'll work even more imo" "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . Honestly it makes way more sense that the MIND stone unlocked Wanda's buried potential anyway. Feels less so with Pietro's powers, but it still makes more sense to me than the previous lore." @DarkLordEve Oh unless you were waiting to binge it all Fixing... @DarkLordEve These are thoughts I had from last week @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Closest I'll get to actually being preggers RIP "Episode 8's post-credits scene is the ""First appearance of Thanos"" to Episode 7's ""Avengers eating shawarma"" It's BIG." "Episode 8 of WandaVision was so good omg There's another post-credits scene btw, heads up" @tainkirrahe SO HERE FOR IT [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . . I am LOVING this witch and magic MCU lore omg "@CloneLightning Doesn't hold a candle to Totodile, aka The Best Starter Ever" "@SweetBeansComix It was something like half a century before the term itself and the culture around it came to be, but kinda?" @reallifecomics Oh I guess those are pregnancy dreams. I've just been calling them progesterone dreams! But yeah one time I dreamed I gave birth to a litter of puppies and that's literally a super common preg dream. Would definitely give my body what it wants if I could! 😭 "But yes it is a bit surreal going back to the ""chibi in overworld"" style now that we've had, depending on how you count, upwards of 4 games that skipped that" @BVDGRRLXXX 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 It's literally February 26th right the fuck now how do I order this from this weird-ass website https://t.co/RXfeKLatUM @NLRG_ Wow what a coincidence! :V @Monicaaaaaah Omg I can still hear the Family Home Entertainment intro (though I saw it mainly with TMNT cartoon tapes) @NLRG_ NLRG... @BVDGRRLXXX I'm definitely taking note that you like eating pussy~ 💕 @BVDGRRLXXX Gentle paw to make sure you're not going anywhere~ @ChromeTyranno Rowlet is the least terrible I guess? The other two are some of my least favorites of all time @MaiaFranklyn Oh heck Cindersaur really looks good with them! @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you Daddy 💕💕💕 @Kaelyrhn @Demodeview @Calliethulhu lol that's what Jen uses @norintha [cw weight loss] Still exercising every day! Only missed 3 days since starting on January 11th! I have definitely hit a frustrating wall at 237 pounds tho. I was at 230 pre-GRS so I know I can get there. My final goal is like 180-ish? I'll get there 🥰 @Calliethulhu I was mostly kidding 💕 @Calliethulhu As a fellow 3 monitor club member: It is indeed the best @Calliethulhu Okay but that's just Yu-Gi-Oh with more licenses @OzmaRacc The best 🥰 "I was in college for Gen IV, though I definitely played it. It's just less nostalgic for me. What I'm hoping is some of my favorite Pokémon like Torterra will be made available in SwSh" Also Pokémon Legends Arceus looks interesting! Preordering Brilliant Diamond asap omg @OzmaRacc Same lol @Hbomberguy Finally @litterboxhex I mean I'm not much of a switch but I can try~ "@SomethingPurpul We almost crossed paths then, neat!" "@dour Nah, none of those ring a bell, but mainly because I was stuck in the dealer room for the entire con lol" @NLRG_ I get that it's a bit but I don't get why it's a bit anyone would want to do "Goddammit past me, I just wanna know if your first/last furry convention was RMFC 2015 or 2016, why didn't you post about it on Facebook like you did for almost everything else lol" @kerrizor Oh gosh I don't hate you! I just block brands! @mpirate28 I spent a long time blocking every account that served me up an add when I first joined Twitter @StopTweetingMia I feel like I was just barely getting started doing that myself 😭 "Gonna rename this account E.L. Fudge and just tweet out ""trans people*" I've had Oreo blocked for a long time now so this is my first time seeing this s wtf lol that's a shitpost wtf thank... you? @Doc_Wolverine The words perforated and bowel should always have at least one word between them imo "Our kitten Catra has very obviously chosen Jen to be her mom and it's so cute. She always climbs into Jen's lap, when it's bedtime she'll crawl over Mistress & I to get to Jen, it's ADORABLE" "@lisaquestions I'd still be an agender woman who's into women, I'd just have gotten my vag for free :V" @RaeGun2k definitely iconic lol @RealZebraCakes This is a hilarious tweet but I wish I knew which mutual you were? @BVDGRRLXXX @KnottyVix @CACTVSKIDD Cuuuute :3 @zerolucre what's that @litterboxhex hell yeah let's do it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) When I was really little I thought the film in the logo were ladders in the sewer lol I tried to escape to #Overwatch to relax and we get this incredibly tense game. I ended up with 32 kills and we barely squeaked out a win 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/sZVIGpCYVC @MavenOfMayhem Oooooh is that why I've felt like shit today? 😬 "@cassie_complex Seriously my plans of owning a PS5 have gone from ""Maybe at some point?"" to ""Okay ideally before June""" I was so into this game I unlocked all 9 dresses in it https://t.co/MSXED1PZms "After such a long day of garbage timeline, I'm looking forward to Final Fantasy tweets. Let's lighten up the timeline, please" "Don't get me wrong, this isn't a horrible idea or anything, but like... you have to admit it sounds like a prank" """Hahaha, Final Fantasy 7 Battle Royale, what a good laugh we're all having"" - An innocent me like 5 minutes ago" I saw @jeffgerstmann tweet about this and I seriously thought he was joking "@Esper_Lily Save data is transferred, and the PS5 version is free if you own the PS4 version" @MOOMANiBE You're probably right lol I feel like most people don't have a PS5 (or the new Xbox for that matter). I also feel as though FF7R part 2 will be out before most people can get ahold of one. So I'm betting years from now Intergrade will be kinda missed by most and forgotten? "I dunno, it wasn't a horrible reveal, but as someone who doesn't have a PS5 and doesn't know when she'll be able to get one, this is a BIT of a hard sell? I loved FF7R enough to save up for a PS5 just for another taste of it, but I don't think they'll be in stock is the issue." Also was that June 10th or October 6th? "I like that it's a free upgrade to the PS5 version (though I assume the Yuffie chapter will cost you something), I like that we have a date, but I was expecting a bit more when I was told they had news about FF7R lol" I'm so confused... so Final Fantasy 7 Remake Intergrade is like... added Yuffie content that takes place alongside FF7R? All I saw was Midgar lol "@matherion @BradyHartel That would be us, @TenaciousRanch, but we're not an official charity." "@whyamIhere2k I'm sorry but I don't want to talk about it nor do I want anyone else to talk about it in my mentions. I'm completely out of spoons, I'm sorry" @BradyHartel @matherion Nope! Just found it @matherion I didn't make it tho lol Feel free to use it if you want @ErikaBloodaxe @transscribe yep @1146_goat_north Optimash Prime! "@Demi_theynd For $12? Sure If you like Banjo-Kazooie there's a very high probability you'll like it, but it's not without its flaws" Oh fuck just scrolling Twitter can be self harm huh @Trancister Might be a good idea to give it a try and make sure it's all good down there? I mean it probably is but that's a big reason I dilated today. "not a bad weird, just... weird lol" tfw you make a youtuber friend and now watching their videos feels almost weird """Kat Jackalope"" has a nice ring to it hell that should be my display name, just a sec..." "I often stick my neck into discourse before learning every detail, that definitely happened today, and I've deleted certain tweets after learning of more details. If it's alright with everyone else, I'd like to forget this ever happened." "@Valkyara I don't think it's okay, no, but I don't much care for the way in which you asked this, so in five minutes I'll be blocking you." "The summers are so mild here that even going into autumn/winter I was like trying my absolute hardest to put a positive spin on it. Like ""Well, it'll be an... interesting change of pace?""" I am so beyond ready for spring @BVDGRRL You got this!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I can't wait Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @ExistentialEnso Thank you 💕 "@ArcaneHedge @notCursedE Good point. It's probably also worth mentioning that assuming all parties involved are consenting which one is ""more transphobic"" is rather moot" @transscribe They took mine too 😔 @LilDeerBab You could call them that but no one else does. They're rigid and not at all good for sexual pleasure @SweetBeansComix Looks good! 💕 "my pussy is sore, but I have a pussy so it all evens out" "Oof, dilating can be painful if you haven't done it in a while x.x" "@CamisGoodBoy If I got even the faintest whiff of any of this shit I'd run out the door of my therapist's office and never come back, holy shit" "@notCursedE Why the fuck is he adding that it's forced? The thought experiment still reads without it being rape wtf. I mean I know why, it's because he assumes as a given we're all unfuckable, but still." @LeftAtLondon Holy heck congrats! 💕💕💕 @aizuchi I don't understand. Are you mad at me? I guess today is just discourse day huh I'm counting at least 3 @caraesten Twitter was such a massive mistake @querd4 @Ranting_Trans ...You are being spitroasted Twitter is like a domme that doesn't recognize safe words sometimes @QueenStodge When I was 12 watching this in theaters (arguably the target demographic) I was certain it was a mistake. Like they filmed it wrong and tried to fix it with CGI. Like when Han dodges Greedo's point blank shot in ANH special edition @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX I appreciate the support a ton. That's all I feel comfortable saying publicly 💕 @VioletVivacity Hence why I deleted the thread "Sometimes I wake up first thing in the morning and make a big long thread defending something I don't know all the details of and I shove my foot in my mouth and I'm an idiot, sorry." @Roodypatooti I'm sorry. I deleted it all. "@miraleaps @VioletVivacity Hence why I deleted the thread. But I'm blocking people who are coming out swinging at me, like the person you're replying to. Feel free to screenshot this reply and show them" Due to past trauma I'm just gonna delete every bit of that thread. I think a mutual blocked me. Why do I even try. It's a fine line to walk. What good is clout if I can't use it to help folks? Ugh I broke one of my social media rules. Never defend another trans person who is the day's main character. Friendships get ruined. I'm gonna regret this. @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you too Daddy 🥰🥰🥰 "@RBradndenburg Half elephant, half orca" @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥺🥺🥺 "@RBradndenburg Sometimes it happens like that, especially in plural people. But often it's just consenting adults who like to pretend they're kids with other consenting adults. Sometimes it's a kink, other times it's not." "@cloversoasis @ShutItMackenzie It's totally fair to delete a reply like that. She must've misread my original tweet. It happens, no big deal." @lucashoal HAPP BIRTH @RBradndenburg I don't know what you're asking? But no I'm not referring to children @LewdDdb @lisaquestions @Demi_theynd @qirenni @AssignedMale It's not solely a fetish @ShutItMackenzie Didn't say you didn't? "@pstarr A little is someone who finds it therapeutic to pretend to be a kid sometimes. A system refers to a group of headmates within the same brain, like someone who is plural or has DID. Sometimes headmates can be little." @Doc_Wolverine Gosh really? 😳😳😳💕 @JadedTransWoman @tiptransformed @IcyWitch35 People are mad at her because she's a little @american1865 @JadedTransWoman @tiptransformed @IcyWitch35 Literally not what happened "@Gremlimbs @mjmot123 It's not always a plurality thing, but yes it can be" @TransgurlTSB Yeah Chucky's voice is dead and I'm pretty sure Tommy's voice is retired? @Jasmine94878907 It's not lol @vi_OwO @radfem7567 Yeah I know quite a few trans men who are into it lol @HenryWHall I'll concede that $200 is way too much lol @Katheryn_Lin Presumably yes! Revenge of the Fallen didn't tho lol @HenryWHall Ah yes. Though something tells me the 10th anniversary figures aren't pushing $1k on eBay :P "@HenryWHall Oh gosh of course I'm cool with 15 year old toys getting another shot, it's just personally funny to me given that the 10th anniversary line was literally where I started collecting as an adult. Time is a flat circle. What reissue was I talking about a few days ago?" "@OtherverseG I believe that's the case, yeah" "@HenryWHall I mean I still have the 10th anniversary figures so, Unless they finally found Rattrap's original mold?" Can you fucking believe they only made a toy for this character ONCE? https://t.co/cmsN5Ub2sj What this will actually be: Overpriced Kingdom figures in vintage packaging What this should be: Reissued Torca Is that the Pickles' house? Why is the room lit so spookily in this shot This song has been living rent free in my head for days now https://t.co/DLRdKzeAkX @cateatsu The first tweet in the thread is serious Second one not so much "Hell, fuck it I'm pregnant" There's like so many things that happened recently that I wanna talk about but for various reasons I gotta keep a lid on it for now and hoo boy is it frustrating lol @Demodeview I mean I'm gonna be fine but thank you 💕 "@Dekaprime @sextoyspolitics It's all good. There's really nothing more to be said. I accept your apology, it's cool 💕" "I guess this friendship was very mildly sorta parasocial to start with? Or rather, I really wanted to be her friend for a hot minute before we were friends. So there's a lot of energy left over from that." "My rational brain is laying out all these really solid pieces of evidence proving I don't need to worry about her liking me and my irrational brain is like ""BUT WHAT IF""" "Ugh, I really wanna leave that ""What if I say the wrong thing"" headspace with a new friend. We got a good friendship going now, I don't need to stress so much lol" @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh this is like laser targeted to my biggest kink how dare 🥵🥵🥵 "@PrissyOrcGF Yeah I was noticing I hadn't seen your tweets in a few days, so I'm going through your timeline liking stuff to hopefully teach the algorithm to stop ignoring you D:<" @MamaBearKingdom Yeah I should've added that trans people need to learn it too @Dekaprime @sextoyspolitics It's honestly really upsetting that you even brought up that hypothetical "@Dekaprime @sextoyspolitics And I need to be better about reading, not skimming, replies before liking them" "I know directors don't necessarily have final say on everything, and I don't think Michael Bay wrote the script for AoE, but this was squarely Bay's idea. I don't even need to look it up." I'd like to take a moment to emphasize the fact that this is a scene that takes place within a *toy advertisement* @RaeGun2k Looking good! 💕 @qirenni @AssignedMale It's always rooted in anti-trans hate @Esper_Lily That's intentional. I'm not giving details about this at the moment. Hope to soon. @vexwerewolf I've only ever been to one furry convention and I feel this @CaseyExplosion Oh heck! Keep us posted :3 @RipleyStorm That's good to hear! 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf Lol mood except for earlier years I'm not sure I'd ever date a cis person at this point @RipleyStorm I'm glad recovery is going well! 💕💕💕💕 @DarkLordEve @FERALROBOTS Awww thank you 🥰🥰🥰 @DarkLordEve @FERALROBOTS I certainly was @ErikaBloodaxe We're going to! Hopefully soon @ZucchinnaArt Sometimes I'll get Cyberverse toys if the character is rare enough. Whirl almost never gets toys! @ZucchinnaArt Oooh which Whirl is that? "@Dekaprime Yeah I might be down for a TMNT Origins line but now I'm too in love with this massive scale! But I've wanted a ""look just like the old toys"" TMNT line for so many years, just the occasional figures I can get are nice." @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you so much sweetheart :/ 💕💕💕 @softcaity Yeah this is '87 Turtles lol @Dekaprime Honestly the fact that the original did always kinda bothered me. Bath toys deteriorate way faster than other other toys. It is weird that he still comes with stuff to float in there when they can't float tho lol Handsome lad tho https://t.co/IoAMUCIPxa I forgot his name was fucking Seymour Gutz lol https://t.co/wNUwmRSlQl "Mutagen Man, Mutagen Man Mutagen Man hates Particle Man https://t.co/tfhhD267Gx" @TransgurlTSB @AssignedMale Oh cool! @TransgurlTSB That doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship :/ @TransgurlTSB Oh? Who was it? "@deathbian Yes this is a friend who doesn't use Twitter, which should explain a lot lol" @DarkLordEve right??? @Esper_Lily @DVanillannie (no but seriously around 3) @Esper_Lily @DVanillannie https://t.co/E5hwX3EiNp @DVanillannie omg I would blush so much 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😘😘😘!!! @DarkLordEve It's an extremely minor plot point in the most recent episode "@DarkLordEve They definitely have the same thing I do where you can just space and DAYS later realize ""hey wait a sec"" lol" Imagine thinking I'm a little smdh https://t.co/AikO8lKwdP @QberryShortcake fair lol @x25e0 I think this is more a case where they know other littles. They're also a furry so there's overlap lol "BLUSHING AT THIS, THANKS DADDY >////< https://t.co/F9HTfYuPsZ" @Kate_Bunni They're cool with it no worries lol "@QberryShortcake As much as some of my mutuals love to tease me otherwise, I'm not ALWAYS a bab on main lol" Prooooobaably my massive stuffie collection >.> Or just my general vibe I dunno lol https://t.co/TyeFVE7tGz "That local trans friend I hung out with recently messaged me after heading home and literally asked ""Are you a little?"" It's really that obvious I guess >.>" "@correlr @IdisSelene @reallifecomics I mean my endocrinologist said it's a valid way to do it. I wasn't the first person he prescribed that method to. Still anecdotal, but that's all I got" @AGirlNamedMei SAME "@TankUnderhell @reallifecomics Yeah, progesterone works better up the butt :P" The real answer here would've been a polycule I'm more shocked that Jane met Darcy and somehow picked Thor tbh @SnortingEstrace It's only a running *meta* theme (ie he was home in the MCU) which is so wild One day people will forget this naming convention happened because of rights issues. Spider-Man was coming home to Disney. Kinda. We're probably gonna end up calling it the Spider-Man Home Trilogy huh @TankUnderhell @reallifecomics something something only the penitent finger shall pass? @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX hfhdgdfhghhhh omw 😍😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus dfgdfghgdhhddsss 😳😳😳 "@IdisSelene @reallifecomics It can be used that way, yeah, and it's considered more effective" @reallifecomics I love trans humor so much. The punchline might not read to the cis and I love it because of that @rachaelp95 @reallifecomics *hole new places @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean yay but also boo lol @ArtyMaus Heck 😳💕💕💕 @nice4chanperson @StebMcDreb Maybe not so American :V "There's been some private drama that I'm sure y'all picked up on from my tweets. I really do think things will be fine, but in the moment there's still a ton of lingering stress" @Azure_Husky fuckin mood [cw drugs] We do not have enough weed for the amount of weed I need today x.x @Sigma_117 @HaileyAdamsXXX Mainly me and Jen @ArtyMaus Baaaaaaabe you keep getting hotter! 😍😍😍 @StebMcDreb I love you too! 💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb All I see are the eyes of my gorgeous baby girl 💕💕💕 @EllieODaire Omg they made a box set for ALL of them? I know what to get Mistress for Christmas 👀 @nlrghorny oh hey it's exactly your favorite thing @StebMcDreb Your eyes are so pretty 😍 @ExistentialEnso Very! @miss_nikola Dysphoria lies 💕 @retronouns I too am a lesbian even with platonic relationships :V "@MsGuidedButSoft We're doing a lot of interviews already, but I'd reach out to @SteampunkPenny if you haven't already" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much Daddy gosh 🥰🥰🥰 @SlutRobo @HaileyAdamsXXX YES WE DO 😍😍😍 "When someone finally writes a book about this ranch there's going to be so many stories to tell, goddamn" @ZucchinnaArt WAIT A SEC YOU'RE REALLY CUTE 😍 @emaraven11 Now THAT'S a glowup gosh! 😍 @Kitty_Kimz Cute :3 @PrissyOrcGF 💕💕💕!!! @Roodypatooti Looks cute! 💕 @BVDGRRL Mood lol @MarcyKingUltra Wtf why would anyone care about that "As rough as things sometimes get, I know we'll pull through" "The word tenacious being in our name isn't just for show, you know 💕" @Esper_Lily https://t.co/lpTQgcrfH3 "@IzzyBunBop I'm so sorry, babe :/ 💕" @Esper_Lily This particular friend just sort of fell in my lap lol. If I knew the secret I'd definitely share it The build-a-figure is now older than the show was when the BAF was new 🙃 "Weird that they're calling this a throwback to the build-a-figure from the Beast Wars 10th anniversary line instead of, you know, Beast Wars lol https://t.co/eqvnm1xqrM" @hmsnofun Hell yeah! @Demodeview It's all good 💕 "@Demodeview This thread isn't about you, babe 💕" To clarify an entirely third party is the one who is calling me a liar. Things are wonderfully copacetic otherwise "I feel somewhat gas lighted? I'm now second-guessing myself, worrying that I was being too much. I'm confident enough in the evidence to the contrary but I'm still dwelling a bit in what ifs." Plus not to mention it's no one's fucking business who I'm flirting with beyond the people I'm dating (and even then my style of polyam dating doesn't involve seeking permission from everyone) "I really don't appreciate effectively being called a liar. When I say I'm not romantically/sexually flirting with someone, I mean it. My tweets over the past few days is proof of this. When I'm crushing on someone I'm really overt about it Sorry for more vague tweeting. Venting" @CamisGoodBoy It's for the best "@Kaelyrhn They're very closely coupled for me, though" @Kaelyrhn Hell yeah same 💕 @Klezmerstyle Is it? "To be fair, my experience of queerness has a very fuzzy and hard to define line between romantic/sexual love and platonic love. It can be extremely fluid. And I don't mind that! It's quite wonderful at times. But still, platonic crushes are valid." "Less ""I want to date her"" more ""I'd love to be besties with her""" Normalize platonic crushes @vissersixxx #SmallTownGayGang "No, thankfully lol https://t.co/Ds5hq2SlBe" Contrary to popular belief I actually am capable of not falling romantically/sexually head over heels for every queer I meet. Sometimes it's extremely platonic (though yeah that can still involve some head over heels I guess in its own way). "I've begun what I feel is a really sweet friendship with a local queer and I'm not gonna let anyone fuck with that. Not to vague tweet this hard but uh, let's just say the least few days have been weird. I think it's gonna be okay, but it's been undeniably weird." "@Doc_Wolverine I mean I know I'm objectively hot, so, 🥰" @hmsnofun Yeah that part sucks. I'm not sure there was any other way to do that scene though? @hmsnofun RIGHT???? @hmsnofun Is this your first time watching? It's literally my favorite non-animated show :D @miss_nikola Hell yeah! 🥰 "@miss_nikola I'm not officially a SWer yet, but if you're down to playing with just a regular horny slut like me that'd be fun >w>" @RaeGun2k Yeah I figured that was why you were saying you wear a bra to bed hehe living that awesome 20 life babeeeeee 😎 @CaseyExplosion Yeah I had to take multiple breaks. Watching all those examples in succession was A Lot VERY excited to read this! #GirlHaven https://t.co/e6nk4xh1qP @StargirlSednira I mean I'm like 4 years in and same lol @StargirlSednira Gosh what a glowup 😍💕 @PrissyOrcGF heck heck heck heck 😳😳😳💕💕💕 "turning a big dial taht says ""how many heart emojis does this message need"" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right" @futanarchy GOOD TUM CONTENT @miss_nikola GOOD 👏 GIRLS 👏 DON'T 👏 CUM @miss_nikola Very yes! @JosieKame Very much a cat despite living on an alpaca ranch lol "@ValnarDragoness Well I got lucky there, for the friend in question it's the same name either way :V" @garblefart @KatieAngelWitch I mean I'm not exactly in the queer capital of the country. The friend I'm talking about is still like two hours away >.> @litterboxhex oooh I'd love to 👀 "I dunno if I'm making any sense. Hard to put into words. I definitely miss hanging out with cool people who aren't my roommates. Just gotta like, plan times to hang out. I dunno." "I am so hilariously out of practice with like, having local friends? Like I just became closer friends with someone I formally only knew online, and she's awesome and trans and a furry and we're both excited to hang out more. Now I just need to figure out what that looks like?" @arancaytar Can't believe the video started RIGHT after I actually placed that trap because I KNEW Rein was going to try that lol Really proud of this particular PotG 💣🐀💣 #Overwatch https://t.co/ariXui5vBE "In fact that happened last time Hartman's commissions were being talked about. A fan artist whipped up a ""this character except they're a Butch Hartman cartoon"" pretty quickly and it looked great." "To be clear, I do strongly feel all artists should be allowed to charge what they want, I'm just saying what you get for the money doesn't even look like Hartman's iconic style. For that same amount of money, much more talented artists could do that better for you." Finally proof that Superman is indeed Peter Parker "Like, if he was literally tracing (something I'm not completely ruling out), he's SO bad at art he CAN'T EVEN TRACE PROPERLY, which I admit is way funnier" "That recent commission piece of Hartman's definitely looks sloppy, he certainly copied a reference 1-to-1 (when it would've shown way more skill to make it own pose for the character), and he shouldn't be charging $200 for something like that, but I don't think he was tracing?" @caraesten Yooooo same "@TimonicWulfgar I mean, me too tbh 👀" It definitely did! I had a really fun time and I can't wait to announce it in more detail and show y'all. And there's gonna be more interviewing later in the week too :3 https://t.co/tqyqeLdpSC Pro: I had some coffee around 3pm so that I was alert and ready for my documentary interview today Con: Prooooobably gonna be up late whoops @GlobalTom Nope! But there will be a ton of footage of alpacas! :V "Hey like, no call outs or anything, I'm not trying to be too harsh here, but I do wish that when a massively transphobic person is banned from Twitter that that could just be the last we hear of them. Please don't go into further detail about this person in the comments." @michele_out There will be an official announcement March 1st if everything goes according to plan. Have you talked to either Mistress or Bonnie about visiting? "(There's actually going to be ANOTHER documentary later this year but I'm more familiar with the work of the documentarian who's here today, so I'm more excited for this one tbh)" I really can't wait to share more about this documentary about the ranch that we're filming. I'm so excited :3 @BVDGRRL hot! "@NewGenderWhoDis Yeah, hot girl shit, I get it :P" @Fen47229 https://t.co/K9KIWse78a @Ranting_Trans That's good at least :/ I love it when my tiddies sway in the breeze "@daggertrout @LilahSturges Yeah that's probably the most significant knock against it. Though most of the jokes are ""Hey Tobias doesn't know he's gay,"" which... I dunno, could be way worse." @LilahSturges Arrested Development Holds up remarkably well given it's been around for nearly 20 years https://t.co/aTurMEmnAu @Ranting_Trans Fucking mood @retronouns Extremely! @HookedAesthetic Lemme know if you do! 🥰 "Love how when I talk about my PMS symptoms, I get a gaggle of TERFs replying saying I'm making it up. Really completes the female experience to have my symptoms dismissed." @ArtyMaus Gosh 😳 @miss_nikola Your sluttiness is a multiversal constant! @miss_nikola They're so much fun seriously @RaeGun2k I think we have yeah 😭 tfw you remember you can just mute threads that get too popular with the wrong kind of people https://t.co/oCMPKvCERW @RaeGun2k Oh heck it'll be 5 years later this year for me too 😳 @autogynamelia Nah I muted the thread https://t.co/SOWqksqnGH @StebMcDreb But you!!! @StebMcDreb it's true Muting this 💕 "@SkribblesGaming Wasn't saying we could menstruate, thanks for playing tho" I used to live in Broomfield wtf https://t.co/GAHv5Qf2En @ReviewsPokemon thank u today's cancelled nap time Okay story missions having different lines of dialog and character moments based on which characters you have on your team sounds really cool @BVDGRRL best pipeline Approaching previously unseen levels of rejection sensitive dysphoria Worth it to feel like the woman I am tho Fatigue in particular is especially heightened this month @Esper_Lily @TwippingVanilla Oh hey I know her! "I've had months at a time when my symptoms weren't this bad (or at least it seems that way since I don't track them). It's like, especially bad this month, oof x.x" "This is a really fascinating read on how/why trans women get periods. ""If you’re running on estrogen, your genes tells the hypothalamus to cycle your hormone levels, regardless of if you actually have ovaries.""" "Bloaty, bitchy, crampy, weepy... and those other 3 dwarves names" @JessicaCyboid Neat! Yeah I'm way less annoyed by this approach. @SpaceFeral I'm not sure people exactly understand the how yet. Seems like your body just cycles it a bit despite taking the hormones at regular intervals. @JessicaCyboid If it's a patch I'm way more into this "THERE HE IS, MY RAT BOY" I saw brief footage of Ashe! Feel like it's unlikely every character from 1 will be in 2? So I'm keeping my eyes peeled for my favorite characters. Still no rat son D: "I'm glad there's going to be more PvE, but I'm also glad OW1 was basically entirely PvP. It pushed me out of my comfort zone and I got to experience gameplay I wouldn't have if I had the choice." "I dunno how to feel about OW2. I'll definitely play it given that the first one is still one of my favorite games of all time, but part of me trying it is the assumption that most people will be playing 2 and not 1. It does feel a bit forced to me." "Ten minutes into this Overwatch 2 presentation and all the additions are just ""Yeah I guess that's neat, I still didn't ask for this""" @HaileyAdamsXXX lol I love you so much sweetheart 💕 Oh. This is PMS. That explains a lot. "I know in many ways I'm living the dream. It's a life I definitely want, but it's rough living in such an isolated place." @Repealist_ There's no way in hell I'm not seeing Ireland before I die. Ideally way before I die! @zenocoyote I'd only be visiting people who are also vaccinated This morning has been rough. Thank goddess for weed. "I'm realizing how much cabin fever I have just interacting with someone who doesn't live here. Big ""take me with you"" feeling." Wanna get my covid vaccine just so I can travel and hang out with other cool trans people so that maybe I can rely on Twitter for that less. @Azure_Husky It's true @Azure_Husky Oh no not Ana :/ @emarl_ I can't wait either! 💕💕💕 @emarl_ OMG MARLE US HANGING OUT IN PERSON WAS SO MAGICAL 🥰💕💕💕 "Hard to know if you'll fully gel with someone until you get to hang out in person. Some friendships stay online things and that's real and valid, but when they can become even more? I kinda live for that 🥰" That wonderful moment when an online friend becomes an in-person friend 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @olivebrinker The guy from Lasagna Cat @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX jhhhgggg 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I was such a girl they turned my dick into a pussy gosh >////< "Omg we just spent like most of the day hanging out and chatting with our documentarian friend and like, I've really really really missed this. Having awesome trans people visit the ranch. It's energizing! I can't wait to officially announce this project 💕💕💕" @litterboxhex omw "Don't really quite understand people saying they look the same. They look similar, but it's just these characters even harder" Overwatch 2: Overdesigned @nlrghorny Hot @GenderBanana [cw wandavision spoilers] Agnes was in fact Agatha Harkness @garblefart You're not going to die with a tube down your throat. It's gonna be okay 💕 Documentarian is here and it's super exciting! A proper announcement is coming March 1st 👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX Congrats sweetheart!!! 💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace This is fate Disgusting https://t.co/bPAixOrXEB @ErinInTheMorn @jenniferhreiser Still hoping for mine (maybe it's going really slowly) >.> @RaeGun2k I never knew about this. This is really cool! @litterboxhex hard agree HasTak should re-release Generations Metroplex "@AxeloftheKey Yeah I have no doubt it'll be confirmed in either MoM or SM3 (whichever comes first), but I don't want to wait that long for it to be confirmed lol" "@AxeloftheKey I just hope someone in-universe says he's from a different one. Yes we can infer but it really, really helps to have it canonized." @AxeloftheKey It's true! They could have shown her conjuring him but it looked more like basic puppetry. It would make a ton of sense for her to pull from the multiverse. Maybe he's the only Pietro that's alive out there. "@AxeloftheKey They might just not know what Pietro looked like. But you're right, that would be really mean of them. I'm hoping it's something more." @AxeloftheKey Could be someone who isn't him putting on a disguise. I'm told Agatha has a son. @Casssdreams I really hope you're right! "And sure, I could be wrong! Maybe that's ACTUALLY the same guy from the other universe! That'd be neat! But then this was a bluff that wasn't a bluff but was, but then wasn't. Like I almost don't care at that point." @Lea_Plath I hope it's both "I'm struggling to think of a more fan-demanded cameo (short of Logan I guess, but this could be expanded to be any X-Men actor) and they somehow fucked it up, yet didn't, at the same time. For reasons." It's like if I distracted a friend from finding out about their surprise party by taking them to a different surprise party. Can't believe we all fell for a bluff that wasn't a bluff but was 😌 "It was just a coincidence that he has that face! A coincidence that actually does lead to the thing you thought it would, but it's unrelated! For reasons! Anyway I hate this." "[cw wandavision spoilers] Haha you fools! You thought that X-Men Pietro meant they're finally merging the two universes! I mean, they're about to anyway, but you thought this was a clue! Joke's on you! (???????)" "No spoilers, but a heads up: There's a post-credits scene after the newest WandaVision. That's right, after 6 episodes of nothing after the credits." "@Demodeview Fucked up that they finally have one after 7 episodes. No, I'll go watch tho" I do not like what this implies about Pietro though. It seems like an incredibly pointless tease to bring in the X-Men guy just to never use him going forward. But hey at least episode 8 is gonna start wrapping things up. There's only a few questions left to answer. "This is one of those filmmaking rules. Kill a dog, you're on borrowed time." "[cw wandavision spoilers] Though here's a less obvious call: If she killed a dog, she'll be dead by the end of the show." "Called it, though it wasn't exactly a long shot lol #WandaVision" @BVDGRRL multipaws https://t.co/a9dmfGNOy4 @HollowCallidora I love you tons :/ 💕 "@im_just_laur No idea, still sorting that part out" @chrismcfeely Almost has a retro appeal now @itsmezje Omg that's wonderful news! @BVDGRRL *pets lots!* @Flailmorpho_ >/////> @StebMcDreb Hmm I'm sure they make adaptors. There's one I've been looking to buy for my N64 @Flailmorpho_ I really would love to experience that too! As soon as this living situation gets a bit less crowded >.> "@StebMcDreb Well if you visit here, bring that and we'll hook up my NES lol I'd bring mine there but I dunno what we'd do when it came time to plug it in :P" @Flailmorpho_ I think I'd like that very much 🥵💕 @Flailmorpho_ hhhgghhff thamks >/////< 💕💦 @Flailmorpho_ cream filling 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ 😳😳😳 @AnaMardoll Oh thank goodness! 💕 "And if I'm being restricted to proper capes, the only answer I could reasonably give is... https://t.co/TUQraVy7Gq" The girl / The superhero https://t.co/lgTa6CEPRD @Drabun_Rising Every bit helps 💕💕💕 "@Drabun_Rising Heck yeah, thank you!!! 💕💕💕" Not much to update y'all with. We're still about halfway there. Thank you all so much for your donations so far! @Doc_Wolverine @vexwerewolf Happ birth! 💕 @Katabassist @deathpigeon I dunno I just date people who are cute and good 🤷‍♀️ "@Katabassist I don't view anyone as non-human, much less people who might have a parasocial relationship with me (which I have definitely encountered). I didn't know that was a thing?" @LayTexLips Yeah that's the song I was thinking of! It's a banger! @miss_nikola Very looking forward! 😍 "He was able to have a comeback because of the meme thing, actually! I was gonna go and get a link to a song he made in like 2008 or so but his YouTube channel is still updating regularly! Even I'm surprised lol https://t.co/1HMojxRnFu" Helps that this song still rocks It's existence as a meme did little to tarnish this I am still in the camp that this is awesome actually @sextoyspolitics I know I definitely have those needs lol Twitter was a mistake @vexwerewolf @vexingVices She was indeed! "@PizzaFacts2go I thought 1 was good. I picked 1 thinking of you, sorry :/" "I love how a core part of this meme now is adhering to doing it backwards from what makes sense given the character's pose. It was was originally a reverse-b1mboification piece, it's now a reverse-reverse b1moboification" @destroyed4com4t And now I can't unsee it either thank you :P @disartfuldodger @maegodhavemercy They were not :P "@maegodhavemercy Honestly I'm wired weird all around. Because like, I LIKE the old film frame rate. I admit it makes things look cinematic. And when playing video games I almost never notice things being above 30fps or am bothered by things being below 60" @maegodhavemercy Further proof it's not an age thing lol @femboyymilf goals @maegodhavemercy I'm not that much younger than you and I'd like to reiterate I'm a cinephile :P I think it's something other than age @femboyymilf Feel this in my bones @RajelAran Yeah exactly! @_wilsonjim_ Devastator's Targetmaster @StopTweetingMia Haha this feeling is massively amplified after getting a vaginoplasty 🙃 @sextoyspolitics Fuck am I glad I missed this discourse. Sounds like I'd be extremely pissed at it "I look at this footage and I think ""crisp and beautiful"" not ""soap opera"" 🤷‍♀️" "This is making me think I'd be 100% fine with high frame rate movies. I know what y'all are talking about, and I GUESS I can see, but despite being a huge movie fan, this doesn't bother me at all" It looks??? Fine????? Everyone is saying this motion smoothing looks terrible and I don't know what the fuck they're talking about "@CelticAnarchy The only thing that tweet is missing is ""*takes huge bong rip*"" at the beginning" @miss_nikola They're looking so good! @miss_nikola That looks so good on you gosh! 💕💕💕 "The Splatoon team is the same one at Nintendo that made Animal Crossing, so it makes a lot of sense that they made gender not a thing in this game too. It's really cool!" @MaiaFranklyn monke "It's just a documentary, I dunno if subculture is applicable here? But we're keeping the details a surprise until March 💕 https://t.co/G58XxIL9t7" @Gerkuman Yep! Big cleaning/tidying up day in prep for the documentarian arriving tomorrow! Super exciting! 🥰 @MagsVisaggs I ended up never telling my mom. Ultimately I determined it wasn't something she needed or wanted to know. Fun fact this is the only version of this movie I've watched. It was pretty clear I didn't need to see the finished version "I played 3D Land when it came out on 3DS because I was interested in a game that justified the 3D effect (which I think it did the best it could). World to me felt extremely superfluous when it first came out, but I admit I'm in the mood to try Bowser's Fury" "I could've sworn Mario 3D World already came out on Switch before Bowser's Fury but I guess not? I *do* confuse that series with New Super Mario Bros, that might have been what I did here" @SteampunkPenny I love you so much Mistress 💕💕💕 "My main Switch is a Lite, AND I don't plan on using motion controls for Skyward Sword HD, and yet I still want this >.>" "@Archaema Here's the only thing we can be sure of: It will look very, very pretty. Absolutely gorgeous-looking show. Will it be good? Signs point to no" I'm almost glad I waited to play it! This is definitely the system I'll play it on! "@critical_kitcat I mean I'm not 100% positive, I'd watch the video announcement Nintendo released just in case" @critical_kitcat I believe it's the first example you said "@ScribblerSys Yeah it's super weird! But given that I very much prefer traditional controls (even as much as I loved the DS family of systems and their touch controls), I'm not really complaining lol" @critical_kitcat They already announced that. The right stick will dictate the direction of the sword slashes "@XylariaVG They definitely are, but I kinda don't mind. The reason I loved the WiiU was the games, and most of the games got remakes or sequels on Switch. Switch is a FAR less cumbersome system lol" @tamazonx Here's hoping! "It's at the point where the only WiiU games I own that aren't made redundant by the Switch are Wind Waker HD & Twilight Princess HD, which is really weird to me" "To be clear though, all the 3D Zeldas should get Switch releases, even if OoT and MM are just scaled up versions of the Grezzo/3DS remakes." @ThyLunarPaladin Oh nice! Thank you! This takes me back! I remember in the Gamecube game you needed special codes to get all the Mario Bros stuff lol "It's the only console Zelda game I haven't even tried (CD-i doesn't count), and this was the exact way to get me interested. As soon as physical copy preorders are up I'm going for it." "Hot take but while Skyward Sword HD would not have been my first choice: - That game needed an HD release - They have a button control scheme, so it's finally something I want to play" @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟 @HaileyAdamsXXX Quick buy a lotto ticket! :P @BrattyBekka I got them here! https://t.co/dy47EJWYRj "Last room of the ground floor! A study room? Sure, why not. The books were really fun to build :3 https://t.co/y0p7pL4UE0" "@MaiaFranklyn I got them from BBTS personally, but I know that doesn't really help folks in the UK >.> https://t.co/99D6XxwMpd" Every house needs a kitchen! https://t.co/sd7g0OGGUy "@ErikaBloodaxe It's very roughly 3"" scale. So like, GI Joe/Star Wars figures" "@StopTweetingMia As a proud cerberus owner, Hades is horrified" "@hmsnofun Right after I made the joke in the replies I thought ""Oh she's probably getting a ton of these oops"" >.>" @itsmezje gosh 😳💕💕💕 "@PrissyOrcGF I think we have, yeah! You're such an awesome friend 💕💕💕" @PrissyOrcGF Three whole years omg! Time flies! So happy for you Morgie 🥰🥰🥰 @itsmezje (ps you're really really really pretty 😍) "Wasn't able to use the elliptical yesterday or two days before yesterday but that's okay! Doesn't matter how many times you fall off the horse, what matters is that you get back on 😤 https://t.co/tgglLi8p01" @itsmezje Frustrates the hell out of me that there's so much societal pressure on women not to be bald. I've always felt bald women were incredibly beautiful. @Ranting_Trans AAAAAAA OMG JASMINE THAT'S WONDERFUL!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @MommyBlakesFeet Gosh 😍💕💕💕 @MommyBlakesFeet I am very pining 🥺🥺🥺 No offense but Midna being upgraded from assist trophy to playable in Smash would kinda suck "@lisaquestions @CatkinsLap 1,000%!" "Boy what a ride the past year was, huh? Always a good idea to occasionally look back and reflect" Here's some pictures I saved from this past summer that are in no way relevant to any current events involving wealthy people in power causing the poor and marginalized to suffer. https://t.co/z2BX23NLZe @hmsnofun Didn't even know it was possible to use them only once :V "@CaseyExplosion Hell yeah, good job 💕" @hmsnofun You only used yours once? 👀 @HenryWHall https://t.co/Jh45eueCoE @Cirrusystems https://t.co/Q7oKIgEOMC @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT??? "Might have to shave some plastic off the door frame or maybe put the door on at a different angle (and I don't feel like meticulously replacing all these props to attach the door right now), but otherwise it's done! 🥰 https://t.co/uC0zOjL16P" "It's why I always go back to being a guy, because it's what all the other people see me as and I feel like they know better than I would."" (3/3)" "and being able to say ""okay, this is me, we've got it sorted out now"". And I sound like someone faking things when I change my mind all the time. I don't ever feel confident or right, no matter what identity or gender or whatever I pick for myself. (2/3)" "To all my genderfluid friends/followers: I have a friend struggling with some genderfluid-sounding gender feels. They could use y'all's advice and they've given me permission to share their words here (thread) ""I don't like the idea of never being done, of not just knowing (1/3)" "@Cirrusystems @FreyjaErlings Ooh, what song is it?" Gonna build myself a living room https://t.co/zQfeMhcoqD @AnaMardoll Holy shit I hope you can get power soon D: @lvndr_labs (I'm taking your response to mean it's cool if I follow since I do love your content >w>) "@lvndr_labs Maybe, but I'm pretty sure I followed you on this one too? If you're okay with me following, then no worries. Honestly it was no hard feelings regardless!" "@FlorenceLaReine @lvndr_labs Literally feels like a tweet made for me. Hey since I just noticed I was probably softblocked a bit ago and just read the bio: @lvndr_labs, can I just tell you I'm 33? I don't have my age in my bio because I enjoy being mistaken for my 20's." @Ladyaceina It just released today! I got that description from Amazon "With the flyer thing especially I instantly turn into Tony Stark and his whole ""Don't hand me things"" shtick. I won't take it. It'll be awkward for both of us, don't try it." This ties directly into my irrational hatred of commercials "I'm usually a very kind and polite person. I've gotten my response down to ""Literally don't respond and pretend they aren't there."" Hopefully that's nice enough, it's the best I got." "If your job requires that you ask me about my phone plan out of nowhere, or hand me a flyer, or hell just plain old barking (like the carnival kind), I'm sorry but the only response I'm capable of is being rude." @Ranting_Trans Parents can be the worst. I'm so sorry Jasmine :/ 💕 @AmazonChique Can't wait to read it! 💕 @SarahSwitchy Lilah Sturges Oh hell yes I need to read this #GirlHaven https://t.co/RAYRP2jiJR @litterboxhex I love you bunches cutie 💕 @Ranting_Trans 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Honestly I probably just should've DM'd you first lol 💕 "@Kalindlara I'm not like, calling them out or anything, it's just far more bestiality jokes than you'd expect" @Kalindlara Last Week Tonight has a troubling amount of bestiality jokes Oh fuck I also sold my Defensor a few years back and I'm gonna want to reacquire him at some point RIP Seriously I still need: - Megatronia - Computron - Bruticus All Takara. All a nightmare to source at this point 💀 By far my biggest grail. Can't even sort out which ones being sold on eBay aren't knock-offs anymore 😭 @IMJackRudd Can't watch atm but maybe? @Repealist_ 👀👀👀💕 I mean yeah same https://t.co/kvyXlPGiqP Us Americans have a lot of leftover baggage from being a former colony and really only accept robots and AIs that sound like they come from across the Atlantic lol Side note but if I could just have my own femme Irish AI voice helping me with everything I'm pretty sure I'd achieve true happiness F.R.I.D.A.Y. from the MCU but she wants to be pretty A strange game. The only winning move is to girls. My gender is an AI who heard about femininity and fell in love with the idea "I will say though I retained more of Captain Marvel than Ant-Man & The Wasp. That movie... it's like uhhhh okay they discover the quantum realm, I think Lawrence Fishburne was there, and a giant ant played drums" Ooooh yeah that's probably how she ended up on that planet that wasn't earth. It's all coming back to me https://t.co/8yKqdq4D2V "I swear I've seen Captain Marvel but I guess I retained nothing from it since when they mentioned in WandaVision she got her powers from an infinity stone I was like ""Wait really?"" What stone was it? Space? That's The only one that would've been accessible in the 90's?" When Zelda turns 40 I'm gonna fucking lose it I have to assume folks born in 1998 have it even worse with Pokemon. That's TWO years they add onto that anniversary because Japan release lol "Zelda anniversaries always make me feel older than I want. In the states, Zelda came out a few months after I was born, but in Japan, it came out over a YEAR before I was born. So I heard ""Zelda's 35 this year!"" and my gut reaction is ""I'm not even 34 yet shut UP""" @Colezze GOOD :3 @WinkySteve https://t.co/KlV31CndAJ @SportIsARight Omg @salielle I hope you're right! "@miss_nikola Wow, hot and gay~" "@litterboxhex Yeah, I know. I wanna visit so many people after covid. You included 💕" @miss_nikola The dream 😍 @litterboxhex Realizing I thought you meant this was a distance thing but your might not have meant that? @litterboxhex same :/ @litterboxhex 😘😘😘 "@Uber_Anne You'd be in the right to name and shame that one, jeez" "And sure enough, nearly all my voicemails are scam bots. It's a really effective filter." "It's nice having an out of state number. I think a lot of bot calls try to use the same area code so you're more likely to pick up? Never gotten a bot by answering a local number, but I always ignore the ones inexplicably coming from a state I haven't lived in in a decade." @found_serenity I'd be down to trying that Basically as an anarchist I can't really in good conscience support this streaming model lol @tainkirrahe That's another good point! "Like there's a few little reasons that this model is kinda fun in some ways, but I dunno, I don't like how ""Disney makes us wait to increase their revenue, and we get to have fun speculating on something we could just watch right now if Disney let us"" feels to say." "I like it too, but I'm just being honest. If it were up to me, I wouldn't have that patience. https://t.co/qSoZgdxz2s" "Yeah this is how TV used to work, but for this show and I'm betting a fair number of Disney+ shows, it doesn't have to be. This is appealing to Disney because it keeps hashtags talking about it for longer and subscriptions lasting longer." "It's very funny that people are frustrated at the concept of having to wait a week to see a new WandaVision and acting like this is some kind of new and terrible idea, but honestly if it were up to me, everything would use the Netflix model 🤷‍♀️" @StebMcDreb haha that'd be the best 😳😳😳 @StebMcDreb hey nice same @ChronoKatie gosh 😳😳😳💕 @ChronoKatie That's good 🥺💕 "@machtackle ""Why can't this humanoid robot turn into a perfect sphere without shellforming???"" https://t.co/41jr67nwOI" @BouncyBoy8 @TenaciousRanch Thank you! 💕💕💕 @penelopezone Thank you so much! 💕💕💕 Just about halfway there! Thank you all so much! 💕💕💕 @ann_arcana gosh 😳😳😳 @Demodeview 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 "@eilidhmax @CamisGoodBoy Eh, I like to not pressure people" @CamisGoodBoy you would make a fine furry @OCaelyn CUTE Oh no I'm such a bottom 😳😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/EFfrn4QhLa @LambChopInPamps hhhgggggffh 😳💕 @Kate_Bunni Switch? 🤔 @lorlthegorl probably 👀👀👀 (technically a jackalope but those are bunnies!!!) @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggggfgghhh Daddy 😳😳😳 @SomePaddedCat hhhhgh sounds hot 🥵 @SportIsARight gosh I just keep learning fun things about you 🥵🥵🥵💕💕💕 Can't believe I picked a bunny fursona long before I even realized I was into pred/prey kink 😳😳😳 @NLRG_ h-hey D:< @NLRG_ boys don't deserve to cum lol @BVDGRRL IMMA BUN IM GONNA THUMP SO MUCH "I guess it might've been a covid thing, but it's still rude as fuck to talk about me I'm not there. There was some transphobia in that." @michele_out Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕 "Didn't realize my shopping was actually pissing in this cunt's Cheerios, my bad" It's rare I feel that de-personed in this town "While in the checkout lane at the grocery store today I accidentally walked up to the credit card payment thingy a bit too early and the shopper before us says ""I think you need to back up"" then to the cashier ""Some people just need to learn to wait""" @miss_nikola Morning cutie 😘 "Everyone thinks I'm talking about laser. My blonde hair got just about all the use it could've out of a year of laser a couple years ago. I said zap by the roots, I'm talking electrolysis 😤" @SixArmedSweater @TenaciousRanch Sometimes it seems that way RIP 💀 "lol fucking accounts with names like ""sugardaddyrob52"" commenting on our fundraiser saying I should DM ""to get spoiled"" Y'all aren't actually reading these tweets huh. Stop thinking with your dicks." The ranch (@TenaciousRanch) needs a new generator! Without it electricity & our water pump doesn't work. We figure $600 should be enough. Donations & retweets help! 💕 Venmo: @TransSalamander Cash App: $TransSalamander Ko-fi: https://t.co/MckhAozP5M DM me for my PayPal address I'd like to wish my facial hair a very cannot wait to zap each and every one of you by the roots and destroy you forever @secret_jane_ yum >:3 "I'm lurker, 100%" "@AnaMardoll One box per cat plus one, right? It's not always feasible with a ton of cats but that should cut down on other cats not sharing" @StebMcDreb *hugs* @RajelAran You're a really good friend 💕 I hope we can hang out in person one day 💕💕💕 @RajelAran Thank you for sticking around 😭💕💕💕 @freelancefae Shork gifts best gifts 😤 "When a friend goes from mutual to blocking me I really want to know why. But you can't just skirt around the block to ask. That's shitty, I know. I'm gonna miss her." @SixoTF That Blurr's crotch plate arrangement looks kinda awkward lol @JustBeLexiB @SportIsARight https://t.co/C3KBTO7xKp @Monicaaaaaah It was for that very reason I knew I had to tweet them as soon as I thought of them lol "@RC8107 In the Tooie renders you can see his tongue but no inner mouth, plus a jaw hinge mask is kinda unnecessary. I think the mask is his face. https://t.co/owIlrylHdR" @vivalavienta @StopTweetingMia It helped that I was allowed to masturbate before that tho. Think it was 6 weeks? Still torture tho 🙃 (However very worth it!) Banjo could like come in at a side angle and just suck Mumbo's teeth Omg it actually says short-sighted in the description my bad haha I still think that means his glasses should stay on unless I've gotten the terms confused "It would've been cuter if he had taken them off to clean them on his little vest But again, possibly only Bottles merch so..." "These are awesome, can't wait to get them, but I think this is the first Bottles merch ever? And he's taken off his glasses for some reason lol" @StopTweetingMia It's true I've been itching it try it with my new equipment @GrimslySlut @miss_nikola Salazzle is a personal fave 😍 @ComradeEevee it sure does lol @GrimslySlut @miss_nikola The knot is a selling point for a lot of them ngl "I hate how sensitive to caffeine I can be Is like oops, drank some Coke earlier, guess I'm not going to sleep until 2 🙃" @NLRG_ mood @GrimslySlut @miss_nikola Let's just go with the least problematic canon and go with that since so many Pokèmon can get it @miss_nikola @GrimslySlut ... pretty much all Pokènon are sapient. Who's telling you otherwise? @PrissyOrcGF preagnat @ChronoKatie OMG YOUR GLOWUP IS STUNNING 😍😍😍😍 @SportIsARight (not wrong tho :V) @SportIsARight hhhvghvhhgg HEY >/////> @Kaelyrhn okay fair lol @takaradragoness They do indeed! https://t.co/XgWMOsquhG I'm not sure what I'm going to do when a pre-order releases between the 1st and 12th I'm gonna need Hasbro Pulse to just pick a date format and stick with it https://t.co/Ue10EKm3zC @NLRG_ welcome to anarchism @Uber_Anne your highschool was hogwarts??? @litterboxhex It's true 😍😍😍 @ann_arcana I MUST FIND AND TRY THIS OMG @CamisGoodBoy It's obvious she has deep need to be owned @KristaSiren Same :/ @stackedbimbo I'm pajama girl... I didn't even know that was a thing >.> "@capness1228 Okay... huh, I don't have those figures. Lol" @LayTexLips @SharkBubble2 @StebMcDreb Omg I love the term lesberries!!! When I finally have a proper Transformers setup I'm gonna have to take an afternoon just to match up Targetmasters with their bigger robot buddies. Like Pinpointer who comes with Netflix Megatron? Goes with Crosshairs! Thank goddess for TFWiki lol @SpicyRoary @SharkBubble2 @StebMcDreb RIGHT???? @ScribblerSys Sometimes the toys came with them? But I dunno which toy and the list of Prime figures I have is pretty short Organizing my Transformers instructions and I stumbled upon this single episode of Transformers Prime and I don't have the faintest idea where it came from. I almost never buy Prime figures lol https://t.co/TYIUahEO12 "Look, it's simple: Sideswipe and Sunstreaker: Brothers Tigertrack and Spin-Out: NOT related in any way https://t.co/vp1ryIT3DX" Manta boy! https://t.co/huOyQmVURL @Pr0t0thePissed The smaller jackalope :3 @AzureCanary Good! :P Current love total lol https://t.co/yiYf3cwMFJ @witsuaru Yes! @Mikaproud @BonnieMakes @Sky_Is_A_Void @norintha It's one of my favorite pieces of art in the game! @nobodyinpartic3 @BonnieMakes @Sky_Is_A_Void @norintha Yep! @AzureCanary @BonnieMakes @Sky_Is_A_Void @norintha Yes! Snow day also means Magic! With @BonnieMakes @Sky_Is_A_Void & @norintha https://t.co/BRdGgUlisl It's just kinks all the way down with me lol AAAAAAA THANK YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! 😍😍😍 Alexis actually surprised me with this and I love her so much omg 💕💕💕💕💕 This is really the only way for him to hold all his weapons (combiner hands don't count) and hey it looks kinda neat! https://t.co/aw5CV5LoRg But it wasn't a rock! https://t.co/lbHWXiNvqU LOVE THIS https://t.co/5N5RjXQMSI Snow day means toy day https://t.co/H7qWVH8fN6 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgggggddhhh plz Daddy >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* :/ @KindredSkeleton hey 🥺💕 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a bottom hhggfffghhddgghfoo @benjanun_s heck tho 😳 @SwedeRobotFish Love this setup 😍 "It forgot everything, which means no swears or words like ""WandaVision"", but it also means learning how I swipe type has been forgotten too. And it was just starting to work really well for me" My phone keyboard has been trolling me all fucking day I swear @SportIsARight It really is! "@tainkirrahe Online? Y'all In person? I dunno I've heard that ""y'all"" doesn't sound great with british accents? You could be a trailblazer :P" @miss_nikola So generous 💕 "Though I will say that while switching from imperial to metric will be a mess, ONCE YOU'RE IN METRIC measurements are so fucking easy and satisfying. My OCD longs for it 🥺" @hmsnofun Watching strictly as one would watch a train wreck... I admit my interest in watching at all has gone up "@HaileyAdamsXXX @flaplette I haven't been practicing super heavily, but I switched to celsius on Google years ago and I found it not so bad?" @tainkirrahe whhggh th-thamks 😳💕 @flaplette Things freezing at zero makes better sense for human perception if that's really the level we're arguing at :P "@flaplette ""Makes better sense for human perception""???" It'll never happen but I'm just saying it could. Very easily. "You know, switching from imperial to metric I can understand would be a huge hassle. Lots of Things have exact measurements and there won't be a lot of clean numbers at the other end. Buy switching to celsius is literally just ""Practice knowing what 10 feels like""" "@JenMDupois Ah, gotcha." @Kaelyrhn It's not about the thing remaining important. It's about being a living canvas "@JenMDupois So like, it's definitely a bit of headcanon, but given that mortal humans usually can't use the infinity stones unless they're like the Hulk, I don't think bringing Vision back was a thing Tony was capable of if that's what you mean?" @transscribe The mood to end all moods "@SweetBeansComix It's all very personal and impossible to really have an opinion with a hypothetical. We all draw our own personal lines for this stuff. But like, yeah I'm sympathetic to Penny given that her position got the more of a focus." And I'm not talking about clues within WandaVision but rather what other people in charge of SM3 and MoM have said in recent interviews "Wanda becoming a villain for Spider-Man 3 and/or Multiverse of Madness will suck less if she's allowed to be a hero again later. Still not great that they seem to be leaning into ""Powerful woman goes mad"" trope but I just don't want that to be where her story ends." *And then you start My swipe typing has been off lately @miss_nikola The perfect disguise! :P In the 90's and early 00's it seemed like there was this assumption that the twins would continue to be big stars and then this other Olsen you hadn't heard of became a a star in the most successful franchise in history lol "And then got start seeing it in her face and you're like ""I am not a clever woman""" It was an embarrassingly short amount of time ago that I learned that Elizabeth Olsen was in fact literally one of those Olsens @Monicalternate Yeah I think so :P "Bravo, the weirdos have found this thread despite the censor, meaning they're just searching for ""Zack"" heads up lol Stay out of the comments, y'all. Muting." "I wish it were conceivably possible for the Snyd*r Cut fanatics to dislike this movie/mini series/whatever but they'll eat it up as long as Wonder Woman doesn't get too many extra lines so we won't even get a cathartic ""Episode I slow realization it sucks"" out of them" "The Joker literally saying ""we live in a society"" WOULD prove that the Snyd*r Cut is an elaborate parody, IF Zack wasn't a humorless Randian conservative So it's really just that hilariously clueless" @toygrind hamdern petro shurtow! "@miss_nikola Twitter will sometimes dump likes on popular tweets, it's okay" @SportIsARight Twitter was a mistake https://t.co/IQdlZXQWsj "Head empty, jaws filled with snap & teeth" @ButSeeking I don't understand what you're saying @litterboxhex Sounds cute & gay @miss_nikola Very smoochable cutie! 😍 "@retronouns Well we're 8,600, but yeah, I guess Westcliffe just does its own thing lol" @miss_nikola @sextapecreator Yeah you're well-trained hehe It's currently -12F/-24C! :V @miss_nikola Irs really good gosh 😳😳😳 Happy Valentine's day 🥶 https://t.co/83Bu4VFuh8 @litterboxhex I'll get my strap! @SixoTF Good ol' Powerglide Tinyhands @AFinchWrites 🥺🥺🥺 @litterboxhex Extremely good stickie! @Monicaaaaaah Raising Cane's is soooo good @vexwerewolf really cute 😍😍😍 @FreyjaErlings Oh heck congrats! 💕 "@HollowCallidora Sorry, it's just nice knowing other systems, heh. Sorry Astra got carried away :/" @HollowCallidora Oh gosh I didn't know you were plural too? @miss_nikola HRT is magic! @miss_nikola cute boi tho gosh 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva hhghg 😳💕 @Lord_Kristine HELL YEAH I WIN LOL "@Lord_Kristine The music the cantina band plays in Star Wars was for a long time called jizz music, and now post-Disney buyout it's actually MORE canon than it ever was before because it showed up in a book in the last several years." @CeresClouds @RosieKawaii I dunno this is looking a little bottom-y to me 🤔 @HardSundae I'm feeling this so hard 😭😭😭 @miss_nikola Oh heck exciting!!! @arancaytar https://t.co/yxoVqh6Vl0 It's probably already a named trope but I vote to call it The Starfleet Admiral. High ranking asshole that impedes the protagonists at every turn even though we as the audience know he's wrong and the heroes are right. Hayward in #WandaVision has big Starfleet Admiral energy "Because like, short of straight up copying stuff like this, my brain doesn't do that think where a bed can be the top of a building. I want a game that doesn't force you to think outside the box like that" @vexwerewolf It's nothing more than conservatives thinking being fair is making sure Democrats have to do everything Republicans do. It's team sports. @miss_nikola I too am an exhibitionist slut :3 OMG YOU'RE RIGHT I'M A FAKE FAN I THOUGHT SHE WAS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT KNOCKING SOMEONE'S BLOCK OFF https://t.co/CVQ4a5KatW @BrattyBekka I don't think she does! "Because for Roadhog it's ""I think this pig's a little undercooked"" And Pharah it's ""It's a good thing I brought an umbrella!"" And for Reaper ""Maybe next time"" If there's one for McCree I can't think of it off-hand" "I really feel as though when DVa blocks McCree's ult (""It's high noon"") she should say ""I think your watch might be broken""" @ExistentialEnso Saaaaame @DarkTyrannosaur YESSSSS @OhHeckKitty *hugs hugs hugs* 💕💕💕 @OhHeckKitty Okay FAIR but I COULD look gayer :P @DarkTyrannosaur Hell yeah 💕 "@SonicFox You posted a pic of yourself in a pup hood like, yesterday :P" @DarkTyrannosaur Never gay enough! :D Gotta say though one fun side benefit of having a vag now is that lesbian porn feels SO much more... immersive I guess the word would be? It's really nice 🥰 How am I supposed to let other lesbians know that I also eat pussy if I'm not covered in tattoos??? "Last night when I was searching for good lesbian content to schlick it to, I couldn't help but notice there's just, SO many tattoos on display and dammit I need more ink than none at all D:<" @lisaquestions Same 🥰 @SnortingEstrace I remember the day Rookie posted hog. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. @apunkdog CUTE "@CaseyExplosion Take as much time as you need, Casey 💕💕💕💕" @secret_jane_ hhhggggghhj thamks 🥵 @nocturnmusings Your glowup is stunning gosh 😍 @LilSunflowerClo Omg I'm glad I could help! @StebMcDreb I love you too babe!!! 💕💕💕 @apunkdog *BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH* @secret_jane_ hhggg heck 😳😳😳 @LilSunflowerClo Gosh have we been mutuals for that long? That's awesome! "+100 hotness -100 dick +10 collar +1,000 b!mbo" @apunkdog But you!!! I maintain I would've made a really hot twink during that first year or so of transition what 3 years does to a mf https://t.co/kqx2fNyywV @LilSunflowerClo Definitely. At only 10 months I looked so much different than I do now lol @Lord_Kristine Very good question lol @Lord_Kristine I believe I've read they were still finalizing the story months before release "I'm not gonna say that as a woman I NEVER think about my tits, but maybe if you're a cis man writing a female character, cut down her tiddy thoughts by like, 90% of what you're tempted to write" My phone keyboard forgot like all of the words I've taught it over the past two years so I need to re-teach it stuff like fuck and tits and goddess it's annoying Hate it when my tits invert because I'm depressed 😔 @secret_jane_ Might wanna try this myself tbh 👀 @secret_jane_ @sovietblobfish hot! :3 "Some of us need tight jeans, a padded bra, and long hair to counteract our sultry dyke voice and get gendered correctly, KAREN" @Triskitten It's the only way 😔 Alternatively I could just go full time skirts 🤔 @dreamingnoctis SAME Plus I just need to wait 10 years and it'll be cool again lol Very disappointed to hear that skinny jeans aren't hip anymore do you know how long I had to hide in baggy boy jeans Guess I'll just be dorky and out of fashion but at least my ass is gonna look amazing @hmsnofun whomst among us Being a girl is pretty dope Sometimes you just can't really get to sleep until you rub your clit raw and have a full-body orgasm 🥰 @retronouns @manwhohatesfun Best answer imo @RueLineback OMG 😭💕💕💕 @kit_flowerstorm Thank you 😭💕💕💕 "You can start to see it just a bit in her fur. She's not old-old, just a little bit rougher looking. Maybe middle-aged. I don't know what I'll do when she's gone." I got Takkun in 2014. She's my first kitty. And I'm crying after reading this. @LostNotAtSea GLOW! UP! 😍😍😍 @DarkLordRaine @NLRG_ AWWWWW @OzmaRacc @Flailmorpho_ @Katabassist gggffhgfffffvg >////> @OzmaRacc @Flailmorpho_ @Katabassist At a certain point I'm just gonna be sending nothing but keysmash replies back >.> "@hmsnofun I played Prey 2017 for the first time a few months ago and I fucking loved that sidequest. I also made sure my GF got that medicine in time, even in the playthrough where I was killing everyone else lol" @OzmaRacc @Flailmorpho_ @Katabassist gosh gosh gosh I'm gay >//////< 💕💕💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc @Flailmorpho_ @Katabassist ACTUALLY BLUSHING NOW "@nataliereed84 I'm getting the feeling he'll request to stay dead at the end, but I hope I'm wrong :/" @Monicaaaaaah BAAAAABE YOUR GLOWUP IS SO GOOD 😍😍😍 @Flailmorpho_ @Katabassist @OzmaRacc heck >////> @OzmaRacc @Katabassist 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @QueenStodge HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTIE 💕💕💕 @Katabassist @OzmaRacc further evidence I should be a raccoon @SwiftAusterity same lol "Doesn't he say ""Let's put a smile on that face"" in TDK? There we go, perfect quote. Can even use Ledger Joker." "If the Joker thinks he's good at anything, it's telling jokes, and he's never once charged Batman a single cent lol" "Even The Dark Knight's Joker didn't care about money. Like that's kind of a punchline for his character (with this quote being the setup), but devoid of context it makes it sound like Joker's biggest defining trait is loving money" "This was commissioned by someone for whom this is his (yes, his) favorite Joker line without much thought beyond that. Also I doubt he's watched the 60's Batman show." "Like it's a really cool line for Ledger's Joker in that moment in that movie, but it's not like, defining for the character's decades of history or anything lol" That's the fucking weirdest goddamn quote to pick for representing the Joker wtf @StebMcDreb Yeah I jumped in with like two-thirds into the way of the sixth book which was very early 2020 and it was Rowling going full mask off. It's a HISTORIC podcast I can tell @StebMcDreb IT'S SO GOOD "Their bio kinda explains it, but basically it's two former Harry Potter fans going through the series chapter by chapter and just tearing into it. It's incredibly cathartic." During errands today @desert_daisie introduced me to @shriekcast and I am an INSTANT fan. I really can't wait to dive into this entire podcast omg 💕 @Ranting_Trans THE RIDE NEVER ENDS FUCK YEAH LOL @terriblytrans Happy birthday! I like your shirt :3 honestly mood lol https://t.co/eXsY4Y8gki "@joelax9 Did she? Seems like in-universe the Avengers are super-well-known, even if we haven't until now seen a lot of casual people talking about them." Multiverse shenanigans will never not be exciting to me "It's really silly and potentially a bit alienating for more casual fans, but between WandaVision, Spider-Man 3, and Multiverse of Madness, I am SO ready to go ALL IN on the ridiculous multiverse bullshit for the MCU." @MrNiceGuy513 https://t.co/5bkuxR3lKm "It's so damn surreal watching older movies and being like ""!!!"" No wonder I didn't much care for the previous version of MCU Quicksilver. He was like the main reason Godzilla 2014 was so boring too! He did fine as Kick-Ass but I haven't enjoyed his work since, sorry 🤷‍♀️" @ForeverFrskyFox That could work too! That blonde lady with the red blood in episode 2 might be the real puppet master here. Unless she showed up again and I forgot? Seems like she vanishes. "She WAS literally dressed as a witch But that was some pretty good misdirection in the episode. I nearly fell for it (and it's in one of the trailers so I'm not spoiling too much here, I actually didn't initially even realize that was her because of the wig lol)" @ScribblerSys This week's episode takes place during Halloween This seems like an odd level of focusing on a character if she's truly nobody important. "@ScribblerSys Perhaps, but I think anyone's who's used the internet for any length of time probably understands that successfully forcing a meme is basically luckier than winning the lottery." @MaiaFranklyn Oh you're probably right. And the Bowser cameo in the first one was several years before that "Oh also this is REALLY minor, but the director said he wanted to put Mario in the sequel. D:<" @setarelven Neat! Yeah it definitely felt to me that there was some logic there. "I also don't mind the core message of how friendships change with time and how being clingy isn't cool. It's maybe a bit of a weird choice, but it fits the characters imo. Just everything else about that movie is like... why?" "I dunno, on paper the idea of Ralph breaking the internet is actually a really logical progression to me, but it's also way too big of a thing to make into basically just a second act arc." "Oh if a glitch is in a game that gets unplugged she can't leave and is deleted? Yeah sure that has some sorta-logic to it. I dunno, I don't live in an arcade cabinet. Likes on a YouTube video can make you thousands of dollars in an afternoon? Uhhhh no they fucking can't???" "Random thought but part of the issue of Wreck-It Ralph 2 as opposed to the first one is that they act like likes on videos on YouTube makes you instant money? The rules of the video game worlds in the first movie felt a bit forced, they didn't clash with the real world like that." @MichelleBelleTG @transyboo Heck yeah! You got this! @miss_nikola Yeah! Doesn't mean you're a massive slutty bottom that needs her holes filled or anything! @ValravenApocIII There's an awkward reunion in Endgame as I recall? Or maybe that was Infinity War. They cross paths at one point and you can just feel the fact that it's over between them. Which is great since they had NO chemistry lol @FoxieAfterDark HECK HECK HECK 😍😍😍 @MommyBlakesFeet plz? 🥺 @miss_nikola *pats head* you'll show everyone how wrong they are cutie @saintwalker98 I guess so! I like how they ultimately did it tho Hulk & Banner working it out behind the scenes in five years makes way more sense to me. ...Wait what the hell happened to what's her name with the decidedly not black & white blood who runs that club or whatever? "So was this... an Infinity War scene? Like, not Endgame? Weird." "Supposedly the previous actor had one more movie in his contract. I wonder if once upon a time, in an early, early script phase, Pietro's return was going to be far less universe-shattering. But then the Fox buyout happened, and they saw an opening." "As a massive nerd I really do love the meta angle of this series. In ANY other show, the part where they cast the X-Men guy as an MCU guy would just be behind the scenes stuff and the characters within wouldn't notice. But this show gets to play with that in a really fun way." "I really, really hope by the end someone will catch on that this is multiverse stuff. We know Wanda will be in Multiverse of Madness, but that doesn't mean we won't get that awesome moment of ""Oh shit multiverse"" until MoM comes out." "I loved him DoFP (only X-Men movie he was in I saw), but honestly I love him even more now. He really needed his twin sister to play off of imo. Feels like the MCU is in better alignment now." "Oh because I just found out Twitter has cute hashtags for it, I'm gonna repeat: This is now a #Pietro stan account" @Doc_Wolverine It's soooooo fucking transparent and pathetic "@tainkirrahe Pietro's a lock. He's gonna be alive going forward, played by that actor, I feel. It's the intro to MCU mutants. Vision is less of a lock. I think Wanda's powers will get to the point that he COULD stay alive outside the Hex, but he'll ask her not to in a tearful goodbye :/" @piffyjackie The hype machine is real. That slow burn probably does all the stuff they want it to online. "Dune can be recast very, very easily. But mark my words none of these clowns will every compliment that character's strength again. Because it's all just meaningless posturing. They say these things because it's aligned against whoever is left of them, contradictions and all." "The fucking clowns who complain whenever a woman in Star Wars does anything they deem as masculine (like just being a strong hero), who LITERALLY COMPLAINED ABOUT CARA DUNE HERSELF, & now are like ""Omg Disney you fired an actor playing such a strong female character how could u""" [cw wandavision episode 6 spoilers] . . . . I really love the dream logic of Pietro. How much he knows and everything. It's really the only way to make this recast work imo. Make it wibbly wobbly magic stuff. I'm really excited for next week. "[cw wandavision episode 6 spoilers] . . . . That ending might've been the most frustrating one yet! In the sense that I gotta wait a week. I literally yelled ""No!"" when the credits started RIP" "@caraesten It was really neat being blocked by him for the same reason, but then someone asked him to unblock me and he did lol. Very nice of that person, but it meant that was a fleeting thing for me RIP" @mrs_mothette Still! Decade I remember! "@BrattyBekka I would still tag them going forward, but that's a light spoiler so I think it's cool?" "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . Anyway just a fair warning but this is a Pietro stan account now, sorry not sorry" "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . One of the twins is dressing up in his comic outfit too, isn't he? I recognize that but I don't regularly read comics." Every episode of WandaVision gets better and better. Maybe it's because we're finally in the 90's (a decade I actually remember!) but I'm actually really starting to enjoy the scenes where they all get to be a family. @HaileyAdamsXXX awwwww and I'm not there to clean up 😭💕💕💕 "Yesterday marked one whole month of exercising!!! I mean, kinda? Started on the 11th of Jan, it's 12th of Feb today. You get what I mean. Feels really nice 🥰" @maegodhavemercy OMG MAE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @tainkirrahe Really looking forward to getting that Galvatron to display with Unicron 😍 @ArtyMaus @blahbahbah Soooooo gay and slutty 😍 "I would never retweet hole without a content warning, so that right there for a second there was a mistake by bad lol" @RaulRex7 Truth! @ExistentialEnso Pre-orders are live lol https://t.co/3jXtzirNFv This is a product someone felt needed to exist Presenting this Gollum rubber duck without context https://t.co/cEyDwLQ2z1 @hmsnofun BABY 😍 "@Azure_Husky Huge agree, though I might be biased :V" @Monicalternate Wow gay 😍 @syber_kara @Oh_its_joanna It's true! @BVDGRRL Omg I loved it and THEN it dropped holy shit! It sounds like really cool video game boss music! I couldn't help but move to that beat! I wanna buy an album from you seriously :3 Chicken fajitas tonight at the ranch 🤤 @QueenStodge @TenaciousRanch Thanks! @QueenStodge Yes! <3 @Monicaaaaaah You two are so fucking cute together!!! I'M JUST NOW LEARNING OF THIS CUTIE AND I NEED ONE @SteampunkPenny @TheQueenSeKa @IcyWitch35 @TrexPushups @OhMiaGod @AmazonChique I love you too!!! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola @CeresClouds I HAVE THAT CROCONANA STUFFIE TOO THEY'RE THE BEST :D "@TheQueenSeKa @IcyWitch35 @TrexPushups @OhMiaGod @AmazonChique This is me with some stuffies Mistress (@SteampunkPenny) bought me (I also had the t-rex stuffie I sleep with every night, but she's not pictured lol) 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/M8QZW3ekpP" @ArtyMaus goddddd I need it bad 🥵 @ArtyMaus yes *wags* 🥰 @ArtyMaus @caderaspindrift listen reading is not my strong suit You don't get to make the argument that $2k is basically meaningless if you aren't going to fucking commit to the actual argument you fucking ghouls. "Cool so we should be giving people way more, got it" @DollieDreamz Looks great 😍 @IzzyBunBop Yes :3 @IzzyBunBop I wanna kiss you!!! @Azure_Husky It's true!!! 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL Your music is really fucking good! @StopTweetingMia Happy birthday! 🥰💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Omg you're catching up with me Mae! Insufferable club!!! :D @emaraven11 Gosh 😍 @miss_nikola @AFinchWrites It's very good and hot 🥵🥵🥵 @silkygamer That's not the kind of hideous I mean. You can make a hideous goblin and not be hideous character design @LacoxSophie I seriously cannot wait for MoM "Age of Ultron is really not very good for so many reasons, but Spader's Ultron is NOT one of them." "I want them to bring Ultron back again in the MCU at some point, so then I can have a movie with MCU Ultron in it that I actually enjoy watching outside of Ultron's scenes." @caderaspindrift tag urself i'm lil slut "@SerahTheLioness Looking at the footage again, this also might be in part my poor internet connection (which is part of why I play Junkrat when it's particularly bad lol)" "@SerahTheLioness I don't know what mine is but I don't have to move my mouse very far, so yes I think? lol" @retronouns YES YOU SHOULD lol this play won us the game at the very last second 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/uVv5KIs4rY @TheQueenSeKa @PrissyOrcGF HUGE SAME I need to redo my stuffies shelves but for now I know just the place for them! https://t.co/jkDBkSMUpJ AAAAAA THEY ARRIVED! THEY'RE HERE! IVY PLUSHIE OMG 💕💕🏳️‍⚧️🪥✨💕💕 @SweetBeansComix https://t.co/Ca0l8fqmp9 @PrissyOrcGF IT'S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT @MommyBlakesFeet 😳😳😳💕💕💕 AAAAAAA I LOVE THIS!!! LOOK AT MY BELLY! LOOK AT ALEXIS'!!! 😍😍😍😍 THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 "I was already on the fuck J*ss Whed*n train, but what did he do this time?" @TrexPushups Happy birthday! 💕💕💕 "@miss_nikola I like, barely got into truly edge lord shit but I WAS on 4chan for way too long so I think I'll be going back too to give younger me a weird boner and tell him to his face to stop that shit hehe" @maegodhavemercy Pretty 😍😍😍 "@MommyBlakesFeet I mean I was thinking of doing more, what with me being so gay and all 🥺" "@PrissyOrcGF @miss_nikola Wholesome AND hot, gosh" "@nixie_neon Good clitties stay locked, everyone knows that 🥰" @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Demodeview GOSH I love you both 💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview @transgirlinSEA Gosh 😳💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview @transgirlinSEA 😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean I HAVE perused your f-list ;P "@MommyBlakesFeet hhhh um, gosh 😳😳😳😳" @HaileyAdamsXXX Many of these I also have 😍 @Azure_Husky Imagine fucking up a Star Wars gig because you can't keep your fashy mouth shut @secret_jane_ Mmmmm I'd love to~ 💕 @StopTweetingMia MargeSimpsonPotatoNeat.jpg "@abrahams_wife Yep, same" @SteampunkPenny You're very fun to date!!! "@arancaytar Well luckily when you scratch a transphobe, often a fascist bleeds" @TransgurlTSB Yeah I heard about that after I tweeted that. I'm legit sad we're not getting that movie now :/ @MayaOeberg We can hope! @SteampunkPenny That's what I hear :/ @NLRG_ Who me? 😳 @NLRG_ Often 😍 "I had yet to watch season two. It wasn't because I was consciously boycotting it, but I admit this news gives me a burst of renewed interest" @ARCTIC_ST0RM https://t.co/PBdjCaao8f https://t.co/316SGafrr2 @miss_nikola So exciting!!! 💕💕💕 "She was one of the transphobes on the show, was she not?" NICE NICE NICE @DozingDreamers I love Jirachi!!! "@FlorenceLaReine @nixie_neon Oh, easy to remember!" @nixie_neon Good idea 🥰🥰🥰 "@nixie_neon gosh I've never walked in heels like that before, are you sure? 😳😳😳" @miss_nikola BAAAAABE YOU KEEP GLOWING UP!!! 💕💕💕 @AFinchWrites yes 🥺 I dunno why I said but instead of and up there. To clarify: Fuck Cr*wder @miss_nikola YESSSSS @RaeGun2k She's really quite prolific! "@JustBeLexiB @gentlyglowy In a way, kinda" @bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic It's true!!! @tainkirrahe I LOVE ROBOT TOYS ON TINY FURNITURE @miss_nikola goddddd I need to know how that feels 🥺🥺🥺 @caraesten Omg that sounds cool @edensthings PASTEL GREEN & CYAN 💕 @HookedAesthetic AWWWWWWWWW 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL THE CUTEST PUP TBH @miss_nikola The gif speaks the truth! @Monicaaaaaah YOU LOOK SO GOOD OMG @Monicalternate Goodness those hips! 😍😍😍 @vapeorwaves @happyroadkill The episode where he got a vaginoplasty truly scarred me :/ @messiarchy HECK 💕💕💕💕 @happyroadkill I guess for context I was probably like 15 or 16? I imagine younger viewers probably didn't get it @happyroadkill I'm not really a fan of South Park anymore but I still think Cartman trying to EAT treasure out of the cave and for his trouble realizing it was all plastic is legitimately still really funny lol @happyroadkill I understood what they meant because I watched the Daily Show so I knew climate change was Gore's thing. I was also raised by conservatives and my dad was convinced climate change wasn't real. Years later it hit me how fucked up that episode was towards a real problem @messiarchy OMG this might be the sweetest compliment I've ever gotten! Thank you! I'm blushing! 😳 @emaraven11 MOOD @QueenStodge Happy birth-week!!! 💕💕💕 @Madame_mousey You ARE cute! 💕💕💕 @ActualErika1 Thank you! 💕💕💕 @VicktorKern @TenaciousRanch Thank you so much! 💕💕💕 @Madame_mousey Hmmmm fair 🤔 @Madame_mousey You can do both! @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @ZiddersRoofurry Oof that sucks so much :/ "@Autistic_Ace @heck_engine Spirited Away is MANY people's favorites, get out of here with your 6th place :P" "@heck_engine Spirited Away, though you'll be starting with the best one" @SweetBeansComix You've achieved true zen Haven't done a selfie in way too long! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/YF7sIo7O1Y @gm_wggames I tend to agree yeah. Thank you 💕 @EileenCMarshall Same! @Esper_Lily Can't wait to give you a taste sometime~ David Lynch isn't Steven Cr*wder! But luckily he's giving off a VERY similar vibe in this picture so it works well as a replacement I feel Seriously this needs to be the new Change My Mind meme @ArtyMaus Yeah like I said I know deprogramming from that is hard :/ @AyanaChaotic @TransSaIamander Oh sorry I didn't get back to you in time. I guess you figured out my PayPal or something? Either way thank you! 💕 "@PizzaFacts2go That is such a good way to phrase it. Encapsulates the ridiculousness perfectly. A fair number of right wingers say that charity should be the only help people get too (because most of them are technically liberals as well, but still lol)!" @puppypawbz That's a really good philosophy to have I feel💕 "Oh and like, as a side note, I'm not questioning calling us poor because of like, dislike of the idea of being poor. In the grand scheme of things we are. I'm just always nervous about the fact that there are people out there with way less. And I don't want to dismiss that." "@ArtyMaus People are way more generous and forgiving than you think, but I understand fighting against that programming isn't easy :/" "@jesstheunstill Yeah sure there are definitely scenarios we could think of, and I'm sure many of them happen. That's why I try to be as transparent as possible." "Like I dunno if the people who get the angriest at this are like, kids, or super wealthy people or what, but imagine you lost your job tomorrow. Imagine you couldn't work for whatever reason. You gonna sell ALL your earthly possessions BEFORE asking for help? For what, respect?" @ann_arcana I mean sure that will be fun to see too if he gets there lol "I can't remember the last time I just straight up thought a stranger needing help was scamming people (long before I was a leftish, certainly), but now I just retweet every fundraiser I see. Could there be legit scams in there? There's very few ways for me to know that, so 🤷‍♀️" @protoprawn @TenaciousRanch Thank you!!! 💕 "@ann_arcana At least he's aware! And hell, if he's into the idea, I'll watch for 30 years if it takes that long! But he's right, the launch of a console is always the most fascinating part." "I dunno if it makes sense to call us poor? We all kinda live paycheck to paycheck. But when you ask for donations, 2 assumptions are made by assholes: - You MUST be poor - You CANNOT own ANYTHING deemed a luxury, otherwise you are scamming people That's not how the world works" @PizzaFacts2go It's really quite hilarious @miss_nikola The b!mboification is working! "@miss_nikola I might not be cis but this tells me you like pussy, so 👀" "It's fascinating watching Jeremy Parish realize that with every console he wants to talk about/contextualize historically, he needs to expand the scope of every video project to include more & more consoles. I don't think this project will ever be complete but it's interesting." "Getting mad at people asking for donations is the most pathetic thing. Like buddy, harass me all you want, that won't stop the donations. And I promise you we're not exactly rolling in it." @EssayMnktl 👀👀👀 Love that I already have a hidden reply. I'm sure it's more stalkers getting pissy with me. I live on a trans commune and this is one of the ways I help said commune. Kindly eat my ass if you have a problem with it 🥰 @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah I have a partner about that age as well. Queer love does that sometimes lol @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX Look I'm just appreciating that you aren't like 21. It's surreal talking to people that young lol forbidden hedgehog jam "Okay I take it back, there's at least one movie from Blue Sky I would've been interested in and it might not even get to exist :/" "Honestly if we just stay quiet and continue to let Gen Z hate us too, then everyone will be convinced were' still teenagers and we just quietly continue to be so https://t.co/f27FZ6Xjh2" @deathbian Yeah no I tried to fix my joke in a reply because I thought of that too. I literally JUST heard about Dream from a statistics YouTube video that was recommended to me. Dream definitely cheated some Minecraft speedruns lol @maegodhavemercy I'll be there soon 😭 Getting to the point where my twice-ish weekly dilations feel kind nice. It's almost refreshing in a weird way. "@deathbian no wait sorry, it must've been ninja joking about it during fortnite" @deathbian nah they all probably learned about it from jacksepticeye while lets playing minecraft or whatever @deathbian Same deal here :P @maegodhavemercy MAE I HATE IT @deathbian I've had a year to become numb to the fact that Y2K was two decades ago "wait wait wait that happens at 36, right? OH NO I'M JUST A COUPLE YEARS OUT FROM THAT TOO NOOOOOO https://t.co/t7S0bg8dvE" Babies can't vote shut the hell up I'm sorry I don't believe for a second that in my 40's I'll stop caring that people younger than the Marvel Cinematic Universe can vote @MommyPosie Basically yes :P I'm a little worried for what 40's feels like "You spend your 20's grappling with what it means to be a former kid, newly minted adult You spend your 30's grappling with the fact that people who were children in your 20's are now somehow inexplicably adults as well" @Solarzilla2000 It was! But it is wasn't Blue Sky lol @miss_nikola just gotta accept it deep inside 💕 @queerben Happy birthday! "@OhMiaGod Oh gosh congrats tho! I know this probably won't ease the phobia but for what it's worth, bottom surgery was much easier than I expected" "@Emmy_Zje Okay, just curious 💕" @Emmy_Zje In how long? @WillowPoss really makes u think "@SylviaBranham My surgeon reminded me right before my GRS that after it was over I could never have kids. She wasn't trying to scare me out of it, but still. Reminded until the end." @Kahncub @StebMcDreb Exactly! :D @friend2allcats I assume Nick helped with TinTin but that was no ordinary animated movie lol @Kahncub @StebMcDreb That's a very high term of endearment for me 🥰🥰🥰 Alexis is very baby girl :3 @StebMcDreb *headpats* Oh neat! https://t.co/T8tN76aFmw "@friend2allcats I mean, Nick studios animates, I just didn't think they did CG animated films, but maybe?" @StebMcDreb Baby girl you were literally 5. You are the example I was talking about :P @ValravenApocIII @NoraQRosa 😍😍😍 "I just didn't think Nickelodeon had an animation studio that like, worked on films? But I guess they must, huh. Certainly in the 90's they did. A friend and I once randomly found Nick studios on a drive and that was fun/weird lol https://t.co/yCKNbUEODG" "@friend2allcats No it's okay, but like, none of those are animation studios lol" @PizzaFacts2go Nah I'm a huge animatron dork I knew it was Blue Sky. Early on they were Fox Animation tho Tried to double check who animated Rango and... no one did? Nickelodeon maybe? ILM? There's no animation studio listed on Wikipedia https://t.co/Ol6CJ7HOGS Horton Hears a Who I hear is good. That's fair "I remember hearing that Rio was underrated. Robots was trash. I know you Gen Zers think otherwise but y'all were like, five I don't have an issue with The Peanuts Movie, I just don't know anyone who saw it" Dreamworks? I get it. Several modern classics Laika? Honestly I think I treasure them more than Disney But Blue Sky? I dunno the first Ice Age was pretty cool I guess "There should be more animation studios, not less. But also: I couldn't tell you a single Blue Sky animated movie I give a shit about. If it were up to me, they'd still be around. It's just weird seeing people really say they loved those movies." @DollieDreamz @miss_nikola too much of a b!mbo to resist the trap heck >/////< @freeone3000 @caraesten Yeah and then dumped him on an island where sailors figured it became cursed due to his constant psychic screams @miss_nikola @DollieDreamz hhhhh same 😳🥵💕 @TheCrystalStorm hhhhgggghhg h-hi Crystal 😳😳😳😳💕💕💕💕 "@miss_nikola Unf, the Daddy kink hits STRONG on estrogen 😳😳😳 Can you believe I really thought I didn't have one back when I thought I was a boy fucking lol" @PrissyOrcGF Okay but that just makes it sound hotter 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I charge mine after every other use heh @Azure_Husky My only regret is I can't smell it directly hehe @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggghhfh yes plz 😍😍😍 @ToyFu332 omg lol that's perfect! @HaileyAdamsXXX Mmmm I wanna get my taste all over your face then lick it off~ 💕💕💕 @NoraQRosa OH yes @MsGuidedButSoft AWWWWWW 💕💕💕 @litterboxhex Gosh snuggling you sounds nice 😍 @AFinchWrites goals True peace is having a kitten sleep next to you in bed 😭💕💕💕 @EllaFennec Extremely 💕 @FreyjaErlings Yes. Often. @MindEmilys @Esper_Lily The dream 😍 I don't mean to brag but my pussy is smelling so good this morning DAMN Y'all really need to taste this @its_mezje Omg I'm really excited for you! 💕💕💕 @Magikal_Maddi Yum 😍 @litterboxhex I was asleep from 11pm to 3am but then our asshole dogs woke me up 🙃 @MsGuidedButSoft @Calliethulhu I find it to be the most intuitive card game around MAYBE Hearthstone is more intuitive but I hate its mana system To each their own! :V "@Calliethulhu I really only played YGO back in early high school because my mom wouldn't let us play Magic due to lingering satanic panic fears. I've otherwise never been able to get into it, even if it's cheaper. Glad others are enjoying it tho" @Calliethulhu If you really want to compare it with the closest thing Magic had to Yu-Gi-Oh's format in Legacy: Don't. No sane person plays Legacy :P @Calliethulhu Depends on the format you're talking about @Calliethulhu It didn't used to be this bad. Plus I prefer the game itself so much more. @LuigiThirty Super cute in 1997 Even cuter in 2021 if I'm being honest 😍 @JimSterling I keep trying to read that tweet within your quote tweet but all I'm getting is boot slurping noises My favorite surprise guest star has got to be Sarah Silverman tho This is one of Voyager's silliest surprises. They improved the EMH by making him Andy fucking Dick @TransgurlTSB Yeah but when you have one easy answer it's not fun either. The entire meme needs to be abolished "Actually what MIGHT have been kinda worth the fuss is if McDonald's offered entire decks in the boxes. Even if they were beginner decks with like, one good card, that'd be both impressive and actually conducive to getting kids into playing" @lavndrapplewolf Not nearly enough for my liking "413, axe is kept above sword in inventory and swapped as needed" The only card game I enjoy is Magic the Gathering lol I wish Pokémon was more like it This sucks of course but if I'm being honest I'm actually more upset by the fact that for the 25th anniversary McDonald's couldn't even be arsed to give us actual toys @AFinchWrites Hell yeah! @nyaakat aaaaaaaaa Kat you're so pretty 😍😍😍😍 @ann_arcana 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @nyaakat Fair lol "@AFinchWrites (There are other options than girl, but I know you know that)" @AFinchWrites Noted 💕 @Emmy_Zje I'm glad you're taking the right steps toward what you need from this site. Thank you so much for all the help! See you on another account 💕💕💕 @AFinchWrites You'd make a really cute trans girl if you ever wanted to try~ @Mumford_98 😍😍😍 @AFinchWrites Oh I forgot you're cis lol But like trans daddies can ABSOLUTELY be transfemme :P Then again getting topped by a trans guy is uhhhhh 😍😍😍 @darthdyke 😍😍😍😍😍 "@AFinchWrites okay but what about, hypothetically speaking of course asking for a friend, a trans girl who's never tried anal? >.>" @Mumford_98 Always! Though for organization sake you should reply with it here: https://t.co/kEhplOpRPD @AFinchWrites YES "@spacetwinks ""Celebrated everywhere for its chaos bringing""" "@arthur_affect ""Sorry I thought you were corn"" might be my favorite underrated Futurama quote" @NewGenderWhoDis Heck I'm pining for Pines 😳💕🥺 "@theymerSophie I don't know what scares me more, people unironically loving Rorschach or people unironically thinking their love of him is something that doesn't make everyone who hears them fear for their safety." @Iamsock @ParkerMolloy Pictured: The ideal president according to the founding fathers https://t.co/2comARbKdK @Liophora hhhhhhhggghgggg 🥵💕💦 @Esper_Lily Gosh yes plz!!! 😍💕💦 And put my mouth to good use of course 😤💕 Just wanna be locked between those two beautiful legs and melt in the musk 😍😍😍😍😍 "So many beautiful, sexy queers sent me thigh pics my head is swimming in gay 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍" @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis 😍😍😍💕💕💕 @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis plz 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍 @CamisGoodBoy AWWWWWW!!! 😍 @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh I'd love to~ 🥺💕 @ToyFu332 For me it took like 4 days lol RIP @NewGenderWhoDis AAAAAAA THANK YOU EMMA 😍😍😍 Just wanna bury my face in there gosh 🥵🥵🥵💕 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes plz 🥺 @garblefart oof :/ @Monicaaaaaah 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 @retronouns Fucking mood x.x @WitchyBride THANK YOU Which one has to go? The person asking this if they don't fuck off with these pointless ultimatums @HenryWHall @QueenStodge Oof At a certain point we have to know when to say no to these memes. Starting to remind me of the game. I decided to win the game years ago and it was wonderful. Fuck off. @HenryWHall @QueenStodge Not sure what I'm looking for? None. Fuck this. @HenryWHall @QueenStodge That's really tragic :/ "@HenryWHall @QueenStodge I've been really good about keeping my collection of of heat, thankfully" "@HenryWHall @QueenStodge The tubs I use for storage aren't air tight by any means, but I wouldn't say they breathe necessarily either >.> But yeah good to know. Gosh I don't want him melting other toys wtf" "@HenryWHall @QueenStodge Oh gosh mine is in a tub somewhere, I had no idea that was even a thing D:" @HenryWHall @QueenStodge (Although it's good to know I should probably retire him from ever being transformed again) @HenryWHall @QueenStodge Mine's holding up pretty well it seems but his posability is kinda tragic in hindsight. Hard to make him do much beyond just kinda stand there. @ArtyMaus @miss_nikola Heck yeah we are 😳💕 @BonnieMakes I mean I guess we all completely disagree with the truscum ideology it's just so random sounding @BonnieMakes Wait why are truscum harassing us lol @ArtyMaus @miss_nikola You're both really really really pretty tho Still can't believe how many cuties are into me too >.> @transgirlinSEA I love you too 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus hhhhhhh 😳 "@caraesten First thought: I need that shirt Second thought: What if people see it and assume I have an issue with the term ""cis"" Third thought: Wait would this be a way to bypass getting clocked???" @transgirlinSEA I wish I was as horny as I was earlier today but I'm not really feeling it :/ @ArtyMaus @miss_nikola You and me both 🥺 @ArtyMaus heck 🥺🥺🥺 @transgirlinSEA :O :O :O @transgirlinSEA 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @Katabassist 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 @transgirlinSEA 🥵🥵🥵 @transgirlinSEA Gosh I'd love for you to eat me out if that's what you're getting at 😳🥺 @transgirlinSEA 😳😳😳 @transgirlinSEA 🥺🥺🥺🥺 "@HaileyAdamsXXX I know it seems impossible now, but I like to hope we could maybe adopt some day 💕" "@TrexPushups gosh, yes 🥺🥺🥺🥺" @Monicaaaaaah hhhhggg yes plz🥺🥺🥺🥺 @IcyWitch35 My mom offered to help pay for it. But it was so expensive and like... I had no idea if I was ever going to really want to have kids. It puts SO much pressure onto something that otherwise for other people is just effortless. Like it's wonderful that the US and a lot of other countries no longer REQUIRE that you have to give up having kids in order to be allowed to be trans. But there's still weird realities of being trans that make the answer not so clear cut. "I wasn't forced to be infertile due to any kind of government policy, but I was kinda left no other option given the timing of everything related to being a millennial, being trans, and having genital dysphoria. Plus despite everything I didn't want to reproduce using my dick :/" "@FangedKitten I understand that you're half joking, it's okay cutie 💕💕💕" @34genCha Mmmm tasty! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes plz Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 "@FangedKitten It's only awkward if it's an unnecessary apology, but I assume if you were good at recognizing those there wouldn't be a problem in the first place :P" "@FangedKitten Please don't apologize? It's puts me in a really weird position. There's nothing wrong with what you shared, it's fine" @StebMcDreb I bet I'd still fantasize about them but I understand not wanting to share them publicly 💕 @crazylittlebee1 APPARENTLY AND IT'S BULLSHIT FRANKLY @miss_nikola goshhhhh yes please just shove my head in there 🥺🥺🥺 "@SportIsARight I mean I am a sub, it's what I do! :V" "@SportIsARight YEAH BASICALLY 🥵 ALSO HAPPY TO SEE YOU FOUND THIS TWEET, HEH >.>" "don't need to breathe, just need your musk suffocating me, it's cool" LADIES AND FEMMES if you POST pictures of your awesome thighs I am GOING to imagine my head being crushed between them and it's a GOOD THOUGHT @Flailmorpho_ hhhgghhg plz 🥵 @SportIsARight @norintha @SteampunkPenny gosh 🥺🥺🥺 @Azure_Husky Same @mpirate28 I'm not sure how. Just gotta mess with it tomorrow @norintha @SportIsARight @SteampunkPenny My guess is Veronica's legs are pretty muscular lol @SportIsARight @SteampunkPenny @norintha I'm definitely aware of how lucky I am 😭💕 Literally me on the left and Mistress/Jen on the right 🥺 @SteampunkPenny @norintha @Flailmorpho_ j-just thinking about being next to get broken >.> @edelgay @ialika_lifina Irritable bowl syndrome @HaileyAdamsXXX We should! @MoonPupper I remember lol @Flailmorpho_ b-but 😳😳😳 "@SarahSwitchy Oof, I can't do magnesium because it makes my pelvic floor muscles spasm so violently. I heard from a doctor it's usually a last resort, so I've avoided it since then because my body cannot take it lol" I used to have my blending tool just the way I liked it. It was wonderful. Then I fucked with the settings and haven't been able to get it back to how I like for LITERAL. YEARS. @DarkLordRaine @SarahSwitchy I'm learning so many letters tonight. What's M? "@SarahSwitchy I'd kill for D. Look I'm sure it's not fun, but as a lifelong C sufferer... the grass seems greener, you know?" "@nobodyinpartic3 I'm already seeing stuff that makes sense. When I stay away from milk and sugary drinks it's better, and it lists fructose and lactose" "@nobodyinpartic3 I probably have IBS-C too. I'll take a look at that link, thank you!" @BVDGRRL Youboob @nobodyinpartic3 The first tweet sentences of your reply I don't really understand Queers without IBS: What's it like being God's favorite? Feels really good to be drawing again. This piece should be fully rendered by tomorrow if I can figure out how to get the blending tool acting the way I like RIP @Solarzilla2000 No thankfully @A_Reborn_Wooloo Doesn't seem like that's an option @A_Reborn_Wooloo It does seem to be happening much less however I just want to color things tbh Actually drawing the base image takes so much out of me and I'm almost never pleased with the results "@A_Reborn_Wooloo I appreciate the help, but uh, https://t.co/ipkEtsoDyj" "Nope, wait, nevermind 🙃" "(the adobe thread to be specific, I didn't even realize @A_Reborn_Wooloo linked two threads, Twitter's layout it confusing sometimes)" "Okay it looks like hanesayayay in the linked thread has the right idea, but Windows 10 has like, TWO places you can find pen settings so you have to find the actual control panel to do this, but it works! https://t.co/uQjui9fToO" @A_Reborn_Wooloo OKAY THE BRUSH STROKES ALREADY LOOK A LOT BETTER THAT'S PROMISING @A_Reborn_Wooloo Nice! Thank you! Lemme try this... @A_Reborn_Wooloo The settings look VERY different from the screenshot in the link so I just did my best to disable everything. I'm saying that didn't work. Thank you for trying tho 💕 "@kari_snowmew Could you clarify, please?" @A_Reborn_Wooloo Nope lol @A_Reborn_Wooloo They're using an older version of Windows but I tried disabling everything in Windows Ink. Hope it works! "@A_Reborn_Wooloo It is working, it's just randomly it will stop for a single stroke" "@Lilith_Bites Clearing RAM, so like close some applications? I don't have much open" "Oh my god. Okay, tips for a Wacom tablet that every few seconds will forget what pen pressure is and just smear it all down like I was using a mouse for a single pen stroke? I don't even know what to Google D:" @ValnarAD Oh I'll be sharing it for sure when we finally do it :D "My muse is very fleeting, dammit!" One big hurdle with being a digital artist that hardly ever draws is tablet driver updates 🙃 @1146_goat_north He is both of those things! "The aesthetic of ""my skin glows but my clothes don't"" is hot 🤷‍♀️" I wanna be a cute big tiddy ghost that wears corporeal human clothes since she's half poltergeist on her mother's side where's my specter HRT dammit @Solarzilla2000 To be fair to Ross I'm betting he stays up late a lot and works very hard. That'll age anyone. IF ANYONE ASKS I AM OFFICIALLY 24 THIS YEAR OKAY Watching RubberRoss videos and seeing him start to look a lot older and realizing I am technically the same age and just being so damn thankful HRT was able to rewind a couple years 😬 "@ArtregalOR I've been trying to add flossing every day and like mentally tie it to my daily workouts. Taking care of my body, it's all related lol" "@QuestForTori Sony's symbols are certainly iconic, and from a design standpoint I kinda love them, but if it's been a while since I played a Playstation, I always have to re-learn where 3 of the button are (X to me makes sense for some reason lol)" @ArtregalOR @JessicaCyboid My dad had really strong teeth too. That plus my mom being religious about dental visits when I was a kid makes me think I have a good head start. But it's been at least a decade since I've been able to afford to see a dentist 😬 "Several people are talking about the X/O switcharoo Sony pulls between Japan & the west, but like, they're doing their own thing? I do not have a strong opinion on where square, triangle, & circle need to go, so X doesn't bother me. It's not contrasted with Y like it is elsewhere" "@FramedGames It has to do with the symbols themselves, not their placement. In Japan X is a definite no and O is an unmistakable yes, whereas it was thought that it would read as the opposite in the west." "A lot of people are reminding me that Sega was the first to do the Xbox layout. I don't care who gets credit, it's objectively the best layout if your buttons are otherwise all going to be identical :P" "Btw the Gamecube controller had a lot of problems, but it's differently-shaped buttons (as well as different colors!) were a REALLY smart idea. Maybe it's because I spent all my teen years playing that system but I feel as though I could never mix those up." "I love Nintendo but X-Box actually put the X and Y buttons on the respective X and Y axes, and my base assumption is that's where they'll be. With Switch I often have to remind myself ""Opposite of what you think""" @JessicaCyboid Yeah I didn't even think of how this could play into stereotypes since everyone I know HERE needs better dental care. @JessicaCyboid Thank you for the clarification! Having so many trans friends there I'm just used to trusting folks when they say their healthcare isn't working lol "B/c this reminded me: My favorite example of this is Will Turner saying ""What about Jack? Nevermind, let's go"" in the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 trailer was actually from a flubbed line take. Bloom was saying ""Nevermind [that take] let's go [from the top]"" https://t.co/7A5ZJwc0HL" @tama_thatsme PART time! :V It's so fucking weird "So you know how trailers will sometimes have lines that don't appear in the actual movie, but are much better at explaining something in a condensed form? That was kinda the vibe I got here. I don't tend to think of recaps as canon. That sure is a sentence I just wrote." @CaseyExplosion That sounds like a really good idea tbh. I hope the break treats you well! If you wanna chat on Discord I'll be there💕 @sarahgracez I think it's going to be more wibbly-wobbly than that. I think in the ways that count he's going to her Pietro. @QueenStodge I've been trying to label all my spoilers >.> "@protoprawn @disasterlich Yeah, I explained that in another branch of this thread" @disasterlich Sure thing! 💕 "@disasterlich Basically. Because Disney bought Fox, characters like Wolverine can now team up alongside Avengers/MCU characters, and this is a very clear obvious sign that they're ready to start that integration (possibly with help from Wanda's growing powers)" "@disasterlich An X-Men character has never been in the MCU until right now, through the ONE character that was an exception to the rule (though previous played by a different actor exclusive to the MCU and not a mutant)" "@disasterlich Wanda and Pietro had special rights because they're usually Avenger characters but also mutants, so Fox had them as mutants and the MCU they were just metahumans. Otherwise there was no crossover until right now (because of Fox buyout)" "@disasterlich Before Disney bought Fox, Fox had exclusive rights to mutant characters because of contracts signed in the 90's. As long as they kept making X-Men movies they got to hold onto those rights. Conversely, the MCU was never allowed to use mutant characters" @SwiftAusterity It can be two things! @tainkirrahe ME TOO ALSO I'M GLAD YOU CAUGHT UP I'VE BEEN BEING ULTRA CAREFUL ABOUT LABELING SPOILERS IN PART BECAUSE OF YOU 💕 "It didn't even occur to me that this was likely gonna happen, but yeah. Disney has Disney Animation and Pixar, so," @TransgurlTSB It would be a merging of the two universes almost certainly. "@SwiftAusterity This is a really smart way to do it! Mirrors House of M beautifully as well, in away that the movies actually needed" "[cw wandavision spoilers] It's really cool that they're combining the favorite versions of each half of the duo (I mean there wasn't an X-Men Wanda, but still! People like MCU Wanda)" "There was the tiniest of voices in the back of my head going ""Wait did he always look like that? Well, silver hair, it's gotta be him whatever"" I'M SUCH A B!MBO" THIS IS FUCKING HUGE I AM NOT A CLEVER WOMAN [cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . OH WAIT A SECOND I FORGOT WHO PLAYED WHICH QUICKSILVER NOW I GET WHY EVERYONE WAS FREEAKING OUT AND NOW I AM TOO @OhHeckKitty @EntityofJustice @ScribblerSys oh fuck the things I could do with access to adderall again 😭 "@MoneyAlt800 Totally, I get it! I mean that's a valid way to solve the issue of having a lot of space in the level tbh. Big doesn't have to be synonymous with open world." @TheOwlcan Yeah! Exactly! So few ABDLs use their faces (for understandable reasons) so you and I are kinda on the same page with that hehe @MoneyAlt800 Fair @MoneyAlt800 I guess I was mostly thinking about how huge Nyakuza Metro feels but I never get lost. Might be the color coding. @MoneyAlt800 I find Mafia Town pretty easy to navigate but I can see why others would find it confusing @ArtregalOR I assume you can do this with a horse but I simply didn't want to lol "@ArtregalOR Yeah just speed up to their face, jump off the bike, then while in slow mo hit them in the head with arrows a BUNCH, then they're stunned, take out two hander and SPIN TO WIN Urbosa's Fury will stun him again if needbe but just letting go of the attack button!" @ArtregalOR Oh I got the bike! I needed it for cheesing Lynels lol And yeah it was tough but really fun :D @ArtregalOR lol I actually got every korok seed then became disinterested with beating Ganon RIP I'll return eventually "@ScribblerSys @EntityofJustice I also used strategy guides which is why I'm not completely lost playing Tooie (or DK644 for that matter), but it's still exhausting to me lol" @EntityofJustice @ScribblerSys I made sure the new N64 controller I got had turbo specifically for Mary lol "But even if large levels can be done well, the most interesting art is made from limitations! I really would love to see a developer (likely would have to be in indy one) set the goal of ""Okay, I'm pretending I'm making this game for pre-expansion pak N64""" "Mario Odyssey and A Hat In Time both do large levels well, but I couldn't tell you in what ways without doing a lot more research. I just know I'm not exhausted playing those levels." And honestly I felt this way about Yooka-Laylee as well. Banjo-Kazooie's level sizes were a product of system limitations but it turns out that they accidentally hit on like the perfect size but then never returned to it. As a fellow compulsive completionist:: This whole tweet is a mood https://t.co/ZB9Q0wRcks Honestly it's a lot of levels too Like Glittergultch Mine is too big Same with Terrydactyland It's all way too big I love Banjo-Tooie in theory but when I think about actually replaying JUST Grunty Industries I get a headache @retronouns heck ur cute 💕 "@TheOwlcan I dunno, regardless I don't think I could forget you at this point, but I hadn't learned your @ completely (your interaction on that owl retweet of mine might help tho lol)" "@TheOwlcan I remember who you are because you mention ABDL art in your bio (or pinned, or somewhere whenever I check) and if I recall correctly, your pfp is rarely overtly ABDL? I dunnoo the way in which you exist as a little teaser is unique to me." "Whatever you prefer to be called. I don't care what's official and what isn't (this is a trans space after all), just a name 💕 https://t.co/YSKvKhxwj2" Though I still really appreciate when your name is listed somewhere (though I totally understand why you'd want to avoid that). I double-check when addressing people directly💕 "Sometimes for people I really like I'll actually remind myself of their @'s often intentionally, but it doesn't always stick (And sometimes that happens naturally of course, but I find the more people I know the harder it is)" "Obviously there are exceptions to this but for the most part I know people on here based on their profile pics WAY moreso than their name, @, or display name." @FangedKitten I DM'd you 💕 @FangedKitten I really would prefer knowing :/ @FangedKitten I don't remember who you are it's true lol @BVDGRRL NOTHIN BUT THE TRUTH 😤💕💕💕 @TheOwlcan 😳😳😳 *poomf* @MayaOeberg I've heard stories of people flying to Japan to get their teeth done. There's already talk in my polycule of at least one person needing to try that asap @BVDGRRL Well then I love and appreciate you so fucking much 💕💕💕 @SportIsARight Yeah so I hear :/ "I've seen tweets about how it sucks in Canada too. And sure that's not ""everywhere"" but these are both places Americans talk about when fighting for socialized medicine. Teeth are important. Feels odd to need to say that?" "Why are teeth treated as luxury bones like, everywhere" @ArtyMaus @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie it's true 🥵 @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @MommyPosie Transition mood 😌 Haven't visited subspace in a hot minute tbh miss it I just keep having fantasies today of getting all three of my holes filled while my mind completely shuts off gosh 🥺🥺🥺 @ArtyMaus @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie goddess could GET any hotter OMG 😍😍😍 "@ArtyMaus @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie I figured! Just wanted to make sure. That's really sweet of you 💕💕💕💕💕 As if I wasn't already crushing on you HARD, gosh 😍😍😍" @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX it's true >//////> @ArtyMaus @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie gfdhhhfdhhh as long as you don't leave marks that's okay with my Mistress and it sounds lovely 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtyMaus 😘😘😘 @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX I still have thoughts in my slutty head smdh 😌 @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @MommyPosie fdsfgdgdg good idea Daddy >/////< @transgirlinSEA @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie kcfghidhjfdgdfd yesss plzzzzz @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie How can I feel like a proper slut if I don't have AT LEAST two cuties pounding me at once?? 🥺🥺🥺 toiling all day in the keysmash mines @ConfusedSwitch fdgfdgfdgdgdd plz 🥺 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie fdghdfdfg plzzz sharre me "@MommyPosie @HaileyAdamsXXX kmjjijdfdfggfj no thoughtss, head empyyt" @EntityofJustice RIGHT???????? @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie Legit got shivers reading this @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @MommyPosie DADDY PLZ 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @MommyPosie dgfdhgfghjfgfjdghdgfjdgdgjdgdfgdjkgdgdbdfgabdfasgfasdflasjgdfslgjfdlgdhjgkdhljkdghjdf @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @MommyPosie jfgujfdgikfdhfdgkhjdghdgbdfkjjkhfdkjgd @transgirlinSEA filled all at once 🥵🥵🥵 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie hhgfhhfhhh @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie IT REALLY IS "@transgirlinSEA hghhhghhh I have three, it's true >/////<" @blogconyst good~ 😘 @MommyPosie @HaileyAdamsXXX dghfhdshshsfhhdbfdgdg @DragonQueenRose goshhhhh that sounds so nice 😍😍😍 "@MommyPosie @HaileyAdamsXXX I need to be a good fucktoy, you're right >//////<" @blogconyst *eyebrow wiggle* "@HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie squirming at an incredible 10,000 milisluts per second here" anyway yes we're going to do this asap HECK @HaileyAdamsXXX yyyeah I really dooo Daddy >///////< @MommyPosie @HaileyAdamsXXX I'M BLUSHING SO MUCH RN hfgdfghdghfd 🥵💕 @miss_nikola @MommyPosie hfdghgfh gosh that's so nice of you >///////< 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyPosie hdfhdfgfdh goddess I'm such an exhibitionist slut 🥵🥵🥵 @DollieDreamz @miss_nikola 😍😍😍💕 @MommyPosie 🥵🥵🥵 @asur_el 💕💕💕 @MommyPosie hhghfhghh "ESPECIALLY Playstation titles. As someone who really only started playing Playstation with PS4, I always have to relearn where the buttons are and I don't see why I need to do that." @asur_el *huffs* D:< @asur_el hhhhhh yes >////< @asur_el gfhghgfdh thanks >/////< @ExistentialEnso he's tired of cis nonsense literally constantly @BVDGRRL POWERFUL 💕 @DollieDreamz @miss_nikola They're both very tempting but I'm thinking crushing my head between those thighs sounds nice 🥺 @a_alice_nsfw wow same bracing myself for march 396th @miss_nikola Such a cute shot of you omg! 💕 y'all are lucky I'm too bimbo to know when to stop when I speak up in a Discord channel and then suddenly the convo is over 😤 @abcdemily666 How do I download the most recent one? Looks like there's a link for 0.0.46 but not 0.0.48 @abcdemily666 OMG I LOVE PISS YESSSSS @abcdemily666 Oh definitely by. Even what little I tried years ago it was obvious @abcdemily666 Downloading now! I've been a Patreon of theirs for a while actually lol @abcdemily666 Oh gosh I really need to play it BEFORE it's finished huh >.> @ArtyMaus hhghghhhhhghh mean but fair >/////< "This is, in part, so I'll look my best when I'm finally making a ton of porn So really I'm doing this for all of you in a way 😘💕" @norintha Heck 😳 HHGFFDHHGFDDH HECK 😳😳😳 https://t.co/68HEI9Awsp DAY 30 I MEAN LOL My ass is gonna look so good 😤 https://t.co/r1XMGjbabe Twitter has been giving me bra ads lately As a trans lesbian I feel extremely targeted 😳 Day uhhhhh I'm not sure but I think it might be 29? Still at it! It occurs to me today I should take before pictures but where our bathroom mirror is is also where the laundry hangs to dry (the layout of this house sucks sometimes!) so I dunno how I could RIP MAYBE new solar panels this month. Maybe. Really can't wait until we can be less careful with the energy here @SportIsARight I'M BLUSHING LOTS THANKS D:< @miss_nikola #DepravedFanaticalBottomLife @miss_nikola 🤔🤔🤔 "@SportIsARight okay but it's nice to have a reminder, right? 😘💕" "@miss_nikola It was never on my radar until I took estrogen 😳😳😳 And when I finally got peed on last year, I uh, it felt really really really good >////<" @miss_nikola Really happy you've discovered how awesome piss is :3 @chrissylite @Monicaaaaaah It shows hehe 💕 At the inevitable post-covid orgy I'll probably be strapped to the bed tbh Just a free use hole I want to wish all gays reading this a very I'm extremely slutty 🥺 "@Monicaaaaaah Just immediately got to the gay sex, it's understandable!" @Monicalternate wow that's pretty hot and gay gosh 😍 "Ugh, a lot of messy interpersonal stuff stuff I had to deal with today and am going to continue to think about. I love my friends and loved ones a lot. Just gotta think about some stuff for a while. Being vague on main HELPS lol" @MagsVisaggs Yeah it varies for a lot of people for sure. I wasn't super hairy there either but I wanted to play it safe. As long as you're following the diagram your surgeon gave you you should be fine! (most of them blur the line between friend/lover/loved one tbh) My sex worker friends/lovers/loved ones are like the coolest fucking people I know 🥰 "@MagsVisaggs Actually I just looked it up, it was 22 total hours, and that seemed to be enough for me (I'm over a year post-op now)" "@MagsVisaggs I wanna say my grand total was like, just under 20 hours total?" @MagsVisaggs I was in a hurry for mine (got the date and realized I'd have to do it like every other week for a few months) and it worked out okay. It appears to be something one can relatively speedrun if one needs to lol @RaeGun2k @MarcyKingUltra Exactly! Normal trans woman stuff :V @MagsVisaggs Also congrats! @MagsVisaggs That's way better than I was able to manage! I needed to numb that shit every time lol "@MarcyKingUltra I forgot who it was but there was seriously a mutual of mine who did something neat with her doorbell recently so yeah, fairly normal trans woman stuff :V I wanna say it was @RaeGun2k" @miss_nikola *it the best Was so distracted by talk of piss I couldn't type 😔 @miss_nikola Isn't the the best? 🥰🥰🥰 @Flailmorpho_ 😳🥺🥺🥺💕 @ozmthole YES @Anarcha_ no comment >.> @AnaMardoll (Unrelated but you should definitely watch Community) @GarfieBabey Nah you're 100% girl 💕 @DarkLordRaine @Anarcha_ @NLRG_ Hehehe >:3 @HornyTSB Oh it's a wonderful feeling! And taste! I hope you get to one day! @Anarcha_ HEY D:< @kajikia_ You're so fucking hot babe 😍💕 @kajikia_ @liquidfox1 OMG CUUUUUTE 😍😍😍 The number of hot queers I'm friends with who are DTF is VERY HIGH and covid is STILL A THING D:< wanna KISS GIRLS and SUCK THEIR DICKS @nlrghorny agreed @litterboxhex OMG CONGRATS!!! 🥰💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Head empty holes filled 🥰 @caraesten CUTE GLASSES @caraesten It's a really good top 👀 For a few moments this tweet ended at the word gender But I thought I needed something more You'll never beat the Elite Four with just one gender! Smell ya later! @stackedbimbo I'm glad it went well! 💕 @NotAlwaysWeak lol it's wild how far my tweets travel REAL LIFE MAGCARGO @BradyHartel Still tho! You worked on a lot of games I think are pretty neat! I've been meaning to start Indivisible for way too long despite helping Kickstart it heh >.> "@BradyHartel That's awesome! I didn't know I was mutuals with an animator! Thank you for following me, gosh! 💕" @Ashpolt @Orionpax4221 THAT'S REALLY COOL OMG @BradyHartel OMG that's really cool! And now I'm seeing in your bio you worked on the Sonic Mania intro??? That's also really cool! Did you do animations for Half-Genie Hero? "I can't believe in 2021 a surprising example of value-added feelies is literally a manual, something all games used to come with by default lol" The inside of the case is really cute too! https://t.co/sV3kGYALtd @avyjae Then you know what that means Was recently gifted a new game and I'm pleasantly surprised to find it even comes with a full color manual! https://t.co/BsnhaqrFk0 @AnaMardoll Oh that sounds neat! Congrats! Big Bird's forward facing eyes suggest he's a predator Cookie Monster's eyes being on the top of his head suggest he's an ambush predator @Demodeview same 👀 @Monicaaaaaah aaaaaa pretty voice!!! 😍😍😍 @_MercyWest_ this is such a powerful mood x.x @miss_nikola thank you for your service o7 "@miss_nikola ""*moan* I'd like to thank my daddy"" This is such whiplash between funny and hot lol" "@The_Beebles I think so too, but I see a lot of people calling her a lizard" "@Lilfelicity1 This is Ashe! She's a hitscan dps who can do up close damage with a shot gun, and ranged damage with a sniper rifle. Her ult is a big beefy robot named B.O.B. with a gun that hits like a truck!" @bunnarchist He's really quite magnificent! @bunnarchist The one I REALLY want is the red riding hood one but I can't get it until like April? June? Forgot if it's Anniversary or Overwatch files or whatever that's called @bunnarchist Her hat brim is shaped just so so that only her right eye shows in the character select screen. Really well-crafted! "We lost horribly this match, but I got two gold medals and a PotG so I did my job lol 🤠🤖 https://t.co/v8tTcbEUIR" @zenocoyote It's how I let my fellow gays know that I love girls @witsuaru We're talking about two different things lol. I'm talking about a wave of figures that came out a few months ago "@LeafTilde @Lilfelicity1 ""porn but in pink"" sure is a mood" @Grey_IsTrue Awwww that's so romantic! 💕 @witsuaru In the promo shots for wave 1 at least the R was already painted? Did they really ship him out with an unpainted R? @TrexPushups I need to get my own collection I think 🤔 Such an expensive line I wish I could afford lol "Super7 is now offering ""variant"" versions of wave 1 of TMNT Ultimates and I can't see any way in which they look different from the original wave 1? https://t.co/EBlsmug4J0" @RoseOfWindsong That's really cool omg! 💕 @Kitty_Kimz mmmmmmm yes plz 🥺💕🥺💕 "Y'all stalkers know I have a vag. I know you don't think it's really a vag, but this ""The sky is green, actually"" shit doesn't work on any trans person post-GRS REALLY missed your window of opportunity there" can't believe my pussy is a dick now 😔😔😔 at least topping will be easier? https://t.co/mFxJX8QBy1 @Kitty_Kimz aaaaaaa this view tho 😳😍🥵💕💦 @Calliethulhu These are all so good I increased the amount I'm giving just so I could vote >.> @BadKitters @MommyPosie heck >/////> 💕 @MommyPosie I'm sorry. I have the same fear :/ *hugs* "@MommyPosie This is your first taste of feeling old, btw. Better get used to it now :V" "@MommyPosie Fucking right??? They all sound like children to me on top of that RIP I found Wattles recently and he's slightly less annoying than most, but his constant energy is exhausting" @CamisGoodBoy nice :3 @CamisGoodBoy wow slut @vexwerewolf This is so fucking funny omg @SomeBWord God I feel this @DarkLordRaine Exactly! @Lux_hypnosub Omg you're so welcome! I'm glad I was able to help. It's why I do what I do here 💕💕💕💕💕 I mean they tend to have harems of subby boys That's the most trans thing I've ever heard also Salazzle is trans Like I need to fix the issue that there's currently no actual salamanders here I think my eventual final salamander sona will just be a Salazzle They could be salamanders. Fire type and whatnot @fake_minnesotan @caraesten It's hilarious and very euphoric how easy it is to forget boymode lol @gayforgrils Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @rileybbq I have one too! 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX They don't have them all in stock just yet tho unfortunately I was starting to wonder if Sitting Cuties would make it to Gen III and THEY FINALLY DID 😍😍😍 https://t.co/r1sz1ZxpMq "@CaseyExplosion Horse jackrabbits, please" @miss_nikola @SwiftAusterity @sextapecreator OMG YESSSSS @Katabassist Exactly! Hence I want to BE her :3 Under communism everyone who wants them will be given massive mommy milkers @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhgggghhg 🥵 @ElectricClair Hole stretchin' @HaileyAdamsXXX I've been a milf since like 29 lol @SammyCinnabun Awww thank you 💕 @SammyCinnabun I'm not super happy with her design. I really want someone other than me to do her reference sheet https://t.co/gCt0gSwJsd @SammyCinnabun My main jackalope sona is because of Judy too hehe @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic D:< D:< D:< @joelax9 I've really only found piracy to be harder and harder in the past decade @Notactuallysmol @HookedAesthetic *HUFFS* D:< @HookedAesthetic wait are you implying I'm smaller than you??? D:< @DarkLordRaine @nlrghorny does this mean she wants to be blindfolded tag urself I'm definitely booba Just really missing loved ones that are far away tonight :/ @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX I literally learned about her powers from a hentai comic @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggfdghhff yes Daddy thank you Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @zoe_trashgoblin You ARE very cute!!! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX and a willing princess hole 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSSS plz 😭🥵💕 "@miss_nikola Omg I love the phrase ""dead me"" Might have to use that" @miss_nikola @FlusteredBear I'm also curious about this Asking for a friend @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh thank you Daddy!!! I love YOU so much! 💕💕💕 losing my virginity to Daddy was really hot okay 🥵 YES you regain your virginity after a vaginoplasty and YES I lost mine as soon as I was healed enough "@MaiaFranklyn Okay now I'm concerned in the other direction, you've only been awake for 7 hours" Pre-transition mirrors be like https://t.co/0hkuaZGNaA @MaiaFranklyn Maia it's like 5am over there @SilverMoon9000 Yep! I had it when I was a kid! Once it was rolled into basic cable I liked it a lot less tbh @joelax9 People paid for cable for the same reason once upon a time The Disney Channel used to be commercial-free Hell all of cable was supposed to be commercial-free. That was part of the selling point originally. I bet in a decade or so Disney+ (as well as most streaming services) will straight up have commercials I don't mean autoplay ads for other shows which is bad enough already. I mean actual commercials. @miss_nikola Gosh that's hot 🥵 As if I didn't already want to film myself more already >.> @SwiftAusterity I mean with the tire at least... just shoot it :P @CaseyExplosion Casey you should know this is an extremely good tweet @FinalBossFemme I first heard of her when she played MJ in Spider-Man Homecoming "@SwiftAusterity to be fair, sleeping the junkrat once the tire is out won't help either" @SwiftAusterity rip tire sleepy @OzmaRacc We could perhaps work out some kind of cooperative impregnation 🤔 "@KatiKnitt Those are some REALLY good foreshortening skills, damn!" @AnaMardoll I did all of these expect the pin one. I'm continually surprised at how autistic I am despite never being diagnosed "Sometimes I still get the ""Do I want her or do I want to be her?"" feeling But other times it's like ""Yep, I want to be her, no question. I'm sure she'd be lovely to date or whatever but I need to be that cutie right now plz""" This thread inspired by this tweet that made me suddenly want a raccoon fursona https://t.co/I9OOGZacLa @DragonQueenRose HUGE AGREE @LynryProxy Omg cute! "Anyway where the heck is my species HRT that'll stop just as I get cute legs, a really big tail and I'm adorably tiny" "Something about the animation bugs the shit out of me, but even in manga form I don't much care for it https://t.co/zJQv1sQXxT https://t.co/MLBX8VUXwl" @angelfallenfar Honestly? Second fursonas are pretty hard too @MaiaFranklyn I also own a figure of the parrot woman because how could I not lol Capper from the MLP movie is another great example. Love those legs. Fuckin' why don't I have a cat fursona? I should 😍 https://t.co/Nirmkuo5sM @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/rWyHMuAOmG "So like, you know how Zootopia's furry designs were a little more on the feral side of the fursona scale? Like, proportionally & size-wise? That shit is SO my jam. If I see a good furry design that's in that sweet spot it makes me wanna make a new fursona." @maegodhavemercy AAAAAAAA so pretty 😍😍😍 @fluffy @JessicaD718 @JoVLande A big step for me was my therapist telling me that wanting to be another gender is itself a form of dysphoria So anyway the super bowl is a terrifying superspreader event and I need sports fans to go away forever please. "I've never been into sports, but I can sympathize up to a point with sports fans during the pandemic I like movies, for instance. And for nearly a year there's been so few movies I really wish Black Widow was in theaters. I don't want that wish granted however because covid." @RaeGun2k Hell yeah! @maiasturbation plz fill me 🥵 "I'm at like twice a week-ish for dilation at this point, but I'm a slut, so," @damnyouwillis Good to know! Thank you! The dream honestly is to get fucked every day so I never have to think about dilating again tbh 🤔 "@damnyouwillis Oh cool! And this setup should fit Unicron, do you think?" "@damnyouwillis Ooh, where'd you get those shelves? They look really nice!" "@miss_nikola Nikola, you MIGHT be a slut" "@HaileyAdamsXXX It came out two days before my birthday, so it was a birthday movie for me as well RIP" @recursive Same :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX *hugs hugs* same :/ That was me before I allowed myself to think of myself as a woman 😔 @Lord_Kristine They make Jurassic World weighted blankets??? :D @hmsnofun Very extremely cute!!! 😍 @JessicaCyboid Oh my god fuck this asshole HUGE SAME https://t.co/MAEk3s19We That was my primary mental block once I learned about trans people at around 17/18. It lasted for 11 years. https://t.co/Mb2HKuzdrb @Demodeview You're still trans based on everything else you've told me @Uber_Anne Well you're really fucking cute so there 💕 "100% if I knew at 12 (in 19-fucking-99) that being a girl was something I could just do I would've done it, no hesitation." @maegodhavemercy THESE ARE SO MUCH FUN OMG Maybe... I should try it >.> @maegodhavemercy okay these ones are hot tho 😍 I enjoyed the first three so seeing the fifth one was the fool me twice moment Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales @EmpressOfRobots It was going to be one pack per $100 but they threw in a couple more for added value "@PrivateWelshman @ARCTIC_ST0RM You didn't see this one. This is a much bigger, new one with a base price of $600 and it's not even out yet" @AdequateEmily I'm literally most of these letters lol @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater I had no idea Zelda came out August *22* until I just looked it up lol I knew it was sometime in '87 but I'm May 22 so it lines up really nice "@BrattyBekka I don't know that it would help. There's plenty of sockpuppet accounts following me. And making it like, truly protected where I could only see it wouldn't be much better than venting to myself, ie what I can already do" "@SixArmedSweater @Chopin_42 Ah, if we're being exact, I was 3 months old to the day when Zelda released in the US" The frustrating thing about being stalked by internet weirdos is you can't even vent about it publicly like you're otherwise used to "Don't remember much about the game and at the time I had no idea what even to do in the game. Just goofed off So probably a coincidence, but it's also one of those ""there really seems to be cosmic forces helping trans people find each other"" kinda things https://t.co/bHgGTCiPBj" "But yeah my EARLIEST gaming memories were when I was 4, in the basement of my childhood home, playing with the Atari and having no idea what I was doing." "Lest people think I'm old: I'm only the age of the Zelda series in America! :V But seriously the Atari was my dad's. I was a PC gamer until I was 11, and then my first console was the N64. First game for it was Banjo-Kazooie! https://t.co/bNFHG5kE2E" @AnneOgborn @ErikaBloodaxe Flowers are good! I still haven't been given flowers yet 😭 @SixArmedSweater @Lea_Plath Every time I hear SEO juice I think of Juicy Slots too lol @AnneOgborn That's a really interesting bit of history though! Was she working at EA at the time? Or did EA publish Mule? ah so the galaxy projector is a scam of course https://t.co/OUtZkwouS4 M.U.L.E. on Atari. I love this factoid about me because I learned much later it was made by a trans woman 🥰 @TransgurlTSB @tamazonx I had this one as a kid too! Though I lost one of the nacelles many many years ago lol "@shreddyfox (I guess I could've worked out that was your fursona, I'm just so used to people reposting comics I wasn't sure lol)" @shreddyfox Omg I was hoping you were the one drawing these! These are great! Anyway I'm proud to put furry comics on normies' TLs lol @Monicaaaaaah Wow gay! 💕💕💕 "(Though yeah ideally please do not eat at restaurants? Order delivery, it's been almost a year of this come on.)" Okay I can understand that. I'd probably do it too tbh https://t.co/FdhFquymFN "Seriously I can't stop people from eating where they want, but like... just eat inside if this is what you're doing? What is the perceived benefit here?" "Can't believe the answer to ""How are restaurants going to figure out outdoor dining in the winter during the pandemic"" was ""They'll just make outdoor indoor and everyone will somehow be fine with that""" Yeah it looks super cool but like I didn't realize the galaxy projector people paid that well I've now seen several people advertise a galaxy projector you can buy instead of like their soundcloud when their tweet blows up and I'm a bit confused "@transscribe Nope, it's still on my wishlist lol" @MarcyKingUltra Cute! A CD I burned from Kazaa with every Pillows song I could find on there @litterboxhex 💕💕💕😍 @litterboxhex hhhh im sapapphicic 🥺🥺🥺 @KallieNSFW oh gosh that is a hot idea 👀👀👀 @BVDGRRL ALSO THIS IS REALLY COOL AND I WANNA HEAR YOU PLAY AT A CON ONE DAY @BVDGRRL I miss cons so much ugh @MarcyKingUltra I've been struggling to phrase this for a little bit and I dunno if I'll get it this time or not but like: Your art is really good and has a level of energetic fluidness that I desperately wish I had the ability/patience to master in my own art. @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh no D: @Elion_King @CaseyExplosion oh heck you're right @Speed_Freak01 And I do! "(To be clear she's not from where the ranch is, but the hometown I grew up in elsewhere in Colorado)" @Lilith_Bites *Constantly* "I don't know the context of that gif but I had to pic the Kristen Schaal gif mentioning a camelid, come on" https://t.co/7IYTKdY92D @RaeGun2k Oh no you need to keep something that rare @RaeGun2k Oh shit isn't that first game like hella rare now? @RaeGun2k I know nothing about him but assuming he created Shantae I'm forced to agree @tainkirrahe No but I really want to D: "Yeah I didn't want to assume it was true, but I had always heard it was. Oof. https://t.co/wtN2sFGtZ6" "When I was a kid my assumption was they basically performed a vaginoplasty on an infant, though thinking about it now, I feel like that's really unlikely? Regardless though I have strong memories of basically thinking ""Goddess I wish that were me""" "@CaseyExplosion Unrelated but ""Jack Septic Eye"" feels real satisfying to say in a fake Irish accent" I remember my mom used to tell that (possibly apocryphal) story she heard of that one time a botched circumcision led to an attempt to raise a cis boy as a girl and how stuff like that informed her decision to not have me circumcised Anyway now I have a vagina *series made for sapphics I'm a bit high "Like it's full of cheesecake (read: tiddies) but it simultaneously feels like a very feminine series to me, and not just because the titular character is a woman" I feel as though the Shantae video game series was a game made for sapphics @transgirlinSEA heck 😳 hell yeah Jedi can be casual fuck buddy sluts @FoldableHuman I can confirm this living on an alpaca ranch @NLRG_ nah I'm good thanks tho @penelopezone @futanarchy Thank you! 💕 transfemmes are so hot and they think I'm hot and I'm so gay and it's just wonderful 🥰 @NLRG_ Hell yeah I love oracle time @NamelessMesmer Living the dream 🥰 @miss_nikola She seems like quite the talented slut whoever she is 🤔 @vexwerewolf I like this headcanon. It fits. Star Wars is a universe where thousands of species lost their chance to have a Prime Directive a millennia ago. "Hey fellow post-op girls: How often do you douche, if at all? Trying to get a feel for what's a good amount" @lisaquestions @DoesJuno Yep I don't think I'd ever speaak to them either @DoesJuno @lisaquestions I tend to cry any time a friend invites me to hold a baby :/ "@lisaquestions ""In other words, it's your mind's way of rehearsing for the real thing, but on a more manageable level."" Oh gosh my subconscious is assuming a lot of things here 😬" "Oh shit really? That's even more gender euphoric then, heck 😳😳😳 https://t.co/53i39c0H0D" @AngosturaCat OMG THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU!!! 💕💕💕 @RangerRosethorn Oh nice! @AngosturaCat Ooooh a castle town would be really cool! Where do you look for your seeds? "Is there a fast way to like, pick which biome you start in in Minecraft? Like maybe there's a site that has a bunch of organized seeds they keep updated? I wanna start a new file in a taiga. Haven't been able to find one in my current file." @PsychicRefugee OH HELL YEAH THAT SOUNDS RAD I didn't get into weed until 2009 tho RIP 😭 "My issue with Speed Racer is only that I have zero love for the original. That's what kept me from seeing it when it first came out, too. But everything else I've heard about it sounds incredible" Mikey always makes good content but I feel like a video about the Wachowski sisters and cubism is like he made a video specifically for me. I've been meaning to watch Speed Racer for years. I should really do that sometime https://t.co/7VSzYpXXeU @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSS 😍 @tamazonx Oh perfect! Did you like do it through email? I assume it's on their website? @NLRG_ I think (hope?) I knew what this person meant but that is phrased very poorly @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ https://t.co/D1rsizdPGW @NLRG_ can confirm @W175B Thank you! 💕💕💕 "@SixoTF Having never held any of them in hand and only going by aesthetics, I think I prefer X-Transbots overall, but they all look really good" @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSS 😍😍😍 Anyone else get one of those new wireless Brawler 64 controllers and have the issue where the Z button will randomly disconnect if you hold it for too long? Makes the talon trot in Banjo-Kazooie much more perilous than it needs to be @HaileyAdamsXXX PRETTY 💕💕💕 "(Just because I know some folks worry when I'm vague like this: The *vast* majority of you don't do this, and if we're mutuals, you're cool)" @JenReadsRomance IT GETS SO WEIRD @RaeGun2k VERY CUTE 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX it's kinda hot ngl 🥵🥵🥵🥵 It's really nice that I'm fully a girl in my dreams 🥰 "Other than I'm a furry with a preg fetish, I mean :V" Not sure what that means "Last night I had a really weird, detailed pregnancy/birth dream where I had puppies" @BrowncoatPony @notCursedE Yeah they went from reasonable leftist to irrational boob over the course of a couple years Subtweeting someone I had to block so I'll just say it: You can't make silly semi-derogatory jokes with people you aren't close friends with. A parasocial relationship is not a relationship. The more followers you have the more bizarre comments you'll get from people who can neither read the room nor understand how Twitter works generally and it makes me not want to tweet sometimes lol @thenickfanclub @DragonsBouquet Hey that's rude and childish *blocks* @HaileyAdamsXXX yes plz Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggggfffhhhhhhggffffgfddddhh 💦💦💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope you can find a better space for you soon sweetheart :/ @notCursedE I sincerely think they have serious issues with craving attention and external validation. Moreso than most Twitter users anyway "@CaseyExplosion And like, WB isn't even fucking DOING anything with it! It was originally made for a Batman game that never happened. That sounds awesome! Where the hell is that game? (I mean said game would be littered with microtransactions so I'm not sure I want it anyway, but still)" "@EmpressOfRobots I believe her when she said she doesn't know how it started. I think there's way more to this than simply ""Wanda is keeping people hostage""" @BrattyBekka Oh I'm not THAT popular lol "@ValravenApocIII @taysfetish If you live somewhere in the middle of the US, you better hope they remember Denver exists because that's the closest you can hope for!" @caraesten Oh god we're gonna have ads like that soon aren't we @CaseyExplosion Omg I'll be there for sure! @machtackle this is high art "I knew someone would mention that. I'm talking about a hypothetical show where Mickey is living a suburban life raising his kids/nephews in the vein of Goof Troop/Quack Pack, not a variety show hosted by Mickey :P https://t.co/OBWDz1bfho" "@joffeorama ""The gang creates edible paste""" Presumably had Quack Pack taken off we then would've gotten Mouse House Anyway I barely remember Quack Pack but I'm just now wondering if it was an intentional play off of Goof Troop I am both of these people @SuchApple I'm on the phone and unable to use a PC until morning "@NLRG_ (unrelated but you not capitalizing CIA made my brain read it as sia, like the singer, and I was really confused for a second there)" "@NLRG_ Ah, the South Park explanation of conspiracy theories" @Katabassist 😘😘😘 Okay so that makes at least some sense then. Funny mix-up regardless https://t.co/QXpIGacFfa @TimonicWulfgar Just a normal episode of Quack Pack as far as I can tell "Who owns Always Sunny? It's not ABC or Fox, is it? So like how is a screenshot of it even on Disney's servers?" what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck https://t.co/V6y0YxIKlu "@ScribblerSys RBB is like, 90% of the reason note scores suck lol Do the engine room first! It's still hard but it's the only way lol" @litterboxhex @TheGayChingy whomst among us "Having one of those nights where like, ALL my favorite people are showing up in my notifications and it's really nice" @BoringNerdyKate Sounds kinda gay I'm down @machtackle I wanna get lost in some Maximals and drift away "@aCuteTransGirl Okay fair, but imo this also feels pretty nice https://t.co/IhuPIE2drh" @Katabassist Ooooh I like this @JUNIUS_64 They went from seemingly really reasonable to completely irrational so quickly my head is still spinning considering it years later "It's unhealthy how much they live rent-free in my mind, I fully acknowledge this" lol my Peter C*ffin dunk got the Arthur Chu bump Might need to mute it if it gets too popular It delights me to know that Peter might see it tho haha "@JUNIUS_64 Insofar as any online mutual can be a friend, I felt them and I were friends. I think feeling betrayed is understandable. I felt that way too. I still do" "@nlrghorny ""Hey Rock, watch me pull an orgasm outta my hat!""" @JUNIUS_64 I admit I'm angry enough with them at this point that I kinda default to the least charitable assumption @Katabassist lol we really are I dunno Peter just makes me so angry I'm kinda over caring about actually being kind. But you're right the jealousy over Abi's coming out caused a bit of a shift in my assumptions about them too. I think they might need to transition more. But what do I know @StebMcDreb @Katabassist I BLOCKED THEM WHILE WE WERE MUTUALS TOO https://t.co/sNJr386Gpm @Katabassist I switch between wondering if they're one of the few actual transtrenders on the planet and thinking that they must have a lot of self-hated and internalized transphobia to the point that they haven't learned all that they need to about their gender @JUNIUS_64 YUP same here. Feeling initially flattered and everything. They pulled this grift really well @CaseyExplosion I wasn't angry even for a second. I think you did an amazing job 💕 @Katabassist Wow and now I'm pretty sure they hate each other @RajelAran @LaurenZannah Honestly this discussion has inspired me to work more on loosening up even more. I've noticed this change mostly with non-dancing-related movements but I do often feel that urge to move more @ExistentialEnso They're beyond parody at this point lol @CaseyExplosion omg of course! 💕💕💕 You're a really good person who then became a really good friend of mine! Thank YOU for helping to run that crazy stream! "@CaseyExplosion Yeah I felt bad for contributing 😬 Days later you got back to me to apologize for not getting back to me sooner, but no apology was necessary! I was honestly surprised you got back to me at all haha. I was more of a nobody at the time lol" "@Katabassist I know it's not cool to try to psychoanalyze someone like this but I'm wondering if that was like, chaser-y behavior, them trying to work out their own gender, or a fairly smart networking plan to get popular with leftists quickly." @CaseyExplosion Yeah that's why I never held a grudge over it lol I messaged you about joining but very soon after it was clear you were working really hard and doing your best! "@LaurenZannah Yeah I'm a fan in theory, but in execution it encourages a kind of ""I can't stop playing this level until I hit 100"" play style that doesn't feel great when you're otherwise done for the night" @CaseyExplosion CASEY IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE I CAN'T EVEN @AnarchoWifeism RIGHT????? @litterboxhex I do enjoy piss it's true @litterboxhex Okay but yum "I like the note score system when it feels more like a fun challenge, but when my original hardware is showing its age like this it makes me want to look into getting Rare Replay instead" So my casual fun 100% playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie has been cut short by a weird bug that freezes the game seemingly if I use the wading boots in the brambles in autumn in Click Clock Wood. I've tried to gather notes 3 times now. The note score system is kind of a drag. @ann_arcana It's such a pathetic origin story and yet it explains so much @OzmaRacc I knew so few trans people either online or in person but gosh I thought they were cool 😍 @GiygasBandicoot The timing is weirdly perfect. I've mostly seen people use it to explain why they're so obsessively mad at AOC (who DID famously get invited to the DK stream) "@Vangelus I should catch up on Giant Bomb stuff, it's been a hot minute. I still remember Sheikh Zanzibar and being unable to breathe I was laughing so hard" "@GiygasBandicoot Like, for the context, or curious if that's the actual reason?" This whole time they knew how to beat Beaver Bother but it fell on deaf ears 😔 @NireBryce @HenryWHall You're not wrong "@NireBryce @HenryWHall I should have just used the screenshot directly, you're right. For what it's worth though in the comments that account makes a point to mention Peter's pronouns and that it's not cool to misgender them." The only thing that makes me feel even a tiny bit better is imagining what if Just what if ALL of this is literally because they weren't invited to the Donkey Kong stream Like I'm half joking But only half "@RueLineback It's really surreal. For a while there they were one of big names in leftist YouTube. They were doing good things, at least as good as any entertainer could hope for on the platform." "@RajelAran I mean, I don't see it talked about much!" @RajelAran @KompaktCat I let them sway sooooo much now lol "@NireBryce Hadn't heard of that Twitter before, just using the same tweet another mutual did" "@CelticAnarchy why Sabrina haven't you heard queers and whores aren't working class, so you see the only truly leftist thing to do is to barely contain your contempt for them /s" "Peter followed me first, btw. Back before I even knew who they were. They did that with a lot of trans people, I hear. I'm not sure where I'm going with this. There's a lot of ways you could read all of this. It's just weird, frustrating, and infuriating." @JessicaCyboid Possibly their cringiest yet @KompaktCat @RajelAran There used to be so many ways in which I censored how I moved and acted just so I wouldn't get called queer (lol) and it's just so freeing to be girly now Also this might be the angriest I've ever been at them. Angry enough that I can't really adequately describe how I'm feeling without getting in trouble with Twitter. @CelticAnarchy Every time they tweet I just get angrier at them https://t.co/vIMfYIbNhv @Lilfelicity1 PERFECT @RajelAran I FEEL THIS SO MUCH BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE ELSE TALK ABOUT IT @CelticAnarchy My head was in the 99th percentile. I wasn't a c-section 🙃 @ParchmentScroll I don't even know where the hell I'm going to put it 😬 "@DegenerateThing I'm struggling to imagine what possible ""dissent"" is being referred to here that deserves anything but stifling" "I dunno I just have this very distinct sense that Gamora shouldn't fall for Peter again since the circumstances are so different now. Do YOU think you'd fall in love with your boyfriend from the future, who's mannerisms you hate plus he keeps acting like you're already dating?" I guess if I'm being honest there ARE some interesting story/character things you can do with a memory erasing plot point. Basically it's like a science fiction breakup. But it still feels like the wider MCU kinda invaded what was otherwise a really solid nearly trilogy. Maybe Guardians 3 can just open with Peter dying. Make Thor literally the new captain. Business as usual from there. @HenryWHall Aw nuts @ParchmentScroll Remember when superheros weren't allowed to have iconic costumes in movies? "@ParchmentScroll Given the decades of super hero movies that preceded them plus how much they've pivoted to embracing the weird even in top of how weird (though on hindsight very reserved) movies like Thor were in 2010, I'd say they're doing a really fucking good job. Not sure what you mean" And it's not even like I was a massive Peter/Gamora shipper. I hate those relationships where the guy is a useless child and the woman is acting like he's the last man in the universe and also gay women don't exist. But I enjoyed watching these characters grow. I want Guardians 3 to open with them finding a magical mcguffin that brings Gamora's memories back up to speed just so the trilogy as a whole can actually function Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is my favorite MCU movie but between - Peter being the obnoxious Hot Rod to Infinity War's Transformers Movie - Peter & Gamora's relationship getting effectively erased - Chris Pratt being a gross right wing Christian I'm not that excited for vol 3 (It's more obvious with Pietro of course but people forget Days of Future Past had a very young Wanda in one scene) But yeah IF this all leads to MCU mutant integration it's really interesting that it's coming from a character who was at the center of two competing film companies staking their claims on mutant characters in specific ways around contracts signed in the 90's "🎶 ""Oh the times they are a-changin'"" 🎶 https://t.co/DN4cKXKSMT" "@synthentacle The broadcast was found among cosmic background radiation, which as they mention in the show is radiation from the big bang" @ParchmentScroll I don't really think that's the case? I'm talking about big universe-altering events that require you to know a ton of inside baseball about comic books and/or comic book movies to enjoy. MCU gets close to that sometimes but largely tries not to climb that far up its own ass lol To be clear I wouldn't bet money on this happening because it's so unbelievably Comic Books in a way that the MCU has been able to largely avoid but that doesn't mean I don't also think it'd still be really cool and it's fun to theorize regardless "Yep, plus the broadcast of WandaVision was intertwined with literally the big bang https://t.co/Z9nWhqhkON" Soooooo unbelievably ready for a heist movie staring a giant robot gorilla @siradamkhan You're not the first person to point it out and I'm beginning to think that might legitimately be it lol @machtackle The smuggled out pictures from the factories should be here in mere days lol If they wanted to get REALLY weird they could even say that the MCU as we know it (specifically the fact that there no mutants) was a previous rewrite of Wanda's :V I'm thinking the same thing. Agnes knows way too much https://t.co/F7kuli7yFE @chibikonatsu Seriously though this is a better tweet DAMMIT Money down! https://t.co/yS0sDHGV9y "[cw wandavision shitpost, not a spoiler] Wanda's gonna go from ""No more mutants"" to ""Actually all the mutants please""" @NLRG_ hell yeah sounds fun :3 @brennasaid hey same @Magikal_Maddi That but also HRT "29, which sometimes feels like I figured it out young and other times feels like I took forever" "@ChloeClark1995 Oof, kinda glad I missed that at least lol" @maegodhavemercy @ThirdLove Might have to get one myself 👀 "[cw wandavision spoilers] . . . . WandaVision episode 5 was neat but I kinda saw that twist coming :V Not from the show itself, but from hearing about actor contracts (and how many more movies they supposedly had) years ago lol" "@edensthings He's one of the bad guys, but not by that point" @litterboxhex I have no cock 😌 @macthepherson @found_serenity @phoenixtheblade His signature crumbs were nowhere near Bumblebee @edensthings Did you know in recent comics Thundercracker was a screenwriter (for human movies) and owned a dog? :D "@found_serenity @macthepherson @phoenixtheblade Yeah, but people forgot to blame him for it like they did with the two Turtles movies. As producer he's basically harmless imo" @edensthings @chrismcfeely Oh Eden. I could share such remarkably silly things with you. It's part of the appeal of Transformers for me lol "@macthepherson @phoenixtheblade Michael Bay has been ""removed"" from the franchise for going on four years now lol Bumblebee wasn't directed by him and it was great" I've been prepared for this Beast Wars nostalgia train for 15 years and I'm hype @TFormers @QueenStodge .@tainkirrahe you should see this @AliceAvizandum Flashing back to me frantically DMing the only trans person I knew IRL at the time the moment it all clicked for me "The great thing about being a queer, unicorn-themed alpaca ranch right now is the number of rainbow unicorn and/or alpaca merch is really hitting an all-time high" @MajestikDewback LOVE THIS @HenryWHall I've always wanted a VR headset so that might be where I try it "@Solarzilla2000 Nearly a year and a half. Takes a while to produce any toy, but especially one this big." @Solarzilla2000 Shipping out in March last I heard @HenryWHall Before I die I need to see the dam chase scene in 3D 😭 @ArcaneElizabeth I feel like no one talks about it but I guess I could be wrong These are also both movies that I'm pretty sure would be breathtaking in 3D (a lot of the shots look like that was the intent) but I too slept on these when they were in theaters so I might never know :/ @lisaquestions SO TRUE I also tend to think of The Adventures of Tintin in the same way because they both came out the same year and I feel like (in the US at least?) no one fucking cared despite both of them being incredible. https://t.co/ils3XlJbVj @Emmy_Zje Why do cis people think transitioning is a fate worse than death? "@Demodeview That release you're expecting where everyone you know confirms your worst fears about yourself will never happen (because those fears aren't true) and even if it did, it wouldn't help." they actually gave this slut HRT and a vulva can you believe it It still feels kind of incredible that I can cum like a girl whenever I want 👀 "@WillowPoss I think I'm getting a contact swoon just from reading this, gosh" "@Flailmorpho_ that's okay, it's nice under it all" @tainkirrahe That last one could make for some awesome earrings @dead_girly @maiasturbation proud of u @brina_kitten @miss_nikola It really is!!!! @SueWithersDraws I'm pretty sure they're taking the fascist insurrectionists' side Transformers collecting was a mistake these are completed listings people are paying over double for him and he's not even shipped out yet oof @sextoyspolitics That makes sense given that Peter seems to think those things are what working class means @emaraven11 I like to think of it more like a really fun waterslide This is now my headcanon https://t.co/Lwjb0qFNQ8 "Like sure, no politician in our current way of running things is going to be a model of leftism. Obviously. But I don't get the impression that's their issue with AOC. I don't know what the fuck their issue is tbh" "I really don't understand how they think they're criticizing AOC from the left. Of all the weird turns Peter's made in the past couple of years, this obsession with AOC might be the most bizarre. I cannot even on an abstract level explain it." @waitworry @deathpigeon It's honestly kinda sad @deathpigeon Yeah it's a way to justify any holes in their alpha/beta model Oh that guy's successful but he isn't an alpha? Uhhh sigma! Oh you're doing everything you can to be alpha but you're still not seeing the mad pussy you're supposed to? Well you see what you REALLY should be is sigma @miss_nikola @nixie_neon This is the greatest thing you've ever tweeted "@MaxKriegerVG Gotcha. That's a bummer, but I guess yet another reason I need to visit Japan someday lol" @MaxKriegerVG Wait why not? @GwenStarlight Same except my waifu is Tali 😭 @MaxKriegerVG Is that an authentic Peach cake from the Universal park??? :D @TheLastGherkin Oooh are we getting aa Grimlock repaint from the Dinobot mold? I've always loved those colors! This is still likely more hours of content than in the actual games. Just saying. https://t.co/cHuwdtbF8x @Monicaaaaaah DO IIIIIIT :D "Let's say Bioware was like ""You win! Ass shots are back!"" Presumably then y'all can finally cum? Am I understanding this correctly?" Everyone can tell this is just posturing. It's what they're SUPPOSED to be angry about even if the anger makes no sense whatsoever. "You know Gamers, if you're really that horny while playing Mass Effect, there's VOLUMES of porn available. This isn't middle school in the 90's anymore. You don't need to subsist on whatever your video game is letting you see." @CamisGoodBoy my favorite character arc tbh 🥵 @AngryNerdBird Hehe 💕 The last one but I'm the one at the bottom @ponettplus Years ago they stated that the gameplay isn't canon @AngryNerdBird Gotcha 💕 @ExistentialEnso I love you tons and I wish there was some way I could help :/ "@AngryNerdBird I'm not mad at the tweet, just frustrated that you won't help me understand?" "@AngryNerdBird I just want to understand like, even a portion of what you meant. I'm the treasure chest with scary teeth?" @AngryNerdBird Why did you delete it? :/ @AngryNerdBird What was the treasure chest saying? @AngryNerdBird I just don't understand @AngryNerdBird ?????? @LilSunflowerClo @Notactuallysmol Heck yes! "@CamisGoodBoy I know people taking the poll weren't aware of the percentages of course but I'm also betting they don't care And 64% of very roughly 50%,,, hmmmmmmm,,,,,,," "@dreamingnoctis ""My 'Not red-brown' t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt""" @CamisGoodBoy Oh god yes the Republican party could be ruined for a decade with first past the post yesssss @friend2allcats @SteampunkPenny I'm not calling my Mistress out D: @PrissyOrcGF almost every day 🥺 @Lilith_Bites it's true I keep telling people this @tainkirrahe I loved episode 4 so much! @SteampunkPenny That's Catra lol @transscribe I've found having an exercise buddy is essential @Ushimimi Love this! @CaseyExplosion This is a constant mood for me too :/ *hugs* @ButtGoblin666 proud of him @MrsStephinMerit @QuestForTori That's a sticker from @hardcodedgame "@MrsStephinMerit @QuestForTori It's from Secret Little Haven, the game Victoria made!" @jessica70523 @QuestForTori Yep! My computer's sticker layout didn't quite feel complete without this one @QuestForTori 💕 https://t.co/WvdeJc7g5T @filledechagrin IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES OF ALL TIME 🥰 "Not exactly full-on speedrunning it, but this is pretty nice https://t.co/3JwkfY4XtY" Played some Banjo-Kazooie last night and I got to Mad Monster Mansion in one sitting lol. Probably gonna finish 100%ing it tonight 💕 https://t.co/KbLcD7KNpN @ARCTIC_ST0RM https://t.co/MvMo7k16Tz "@ArtregalOR That's why I said gravel, not flint :P" "A lot of my Minecraft habits I picked up from early version of it, including destroying all gravel I see in lava because many years ago it USED to be useless, but now I see I need it for concrete 😬😬😬" @litterboxhex Hey cutie 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Wish I could snuggle with you to keep you warm Daddy 💕💕💕💕 @Allikuja Oh I turned off notifications back when I had like 2k followers lol. My phone was dying too quickly. I just have DMs notifications on now @HaileyAdamsXXX More curves yes 😍😍😍😍 @Liophora Thank you! 💕💕💕 @Demodeview You are not a burden on your community. That's nonsense talk. The Transformers transed me @HaileyAdamsXXX living the dream 😍 It wasn't until the early to mid 2010's in community college that I started meeting other students who got all my Spongebob references lol But then they started to not get my Simpsons references 🙃 "It was weird being a middle Millenial (not older or younger, 1987, right smack dab in the middle) and loving Spongebob when it was new and popular. I was in middle school when it premiered, but it started having merch in high school and the first movie was the year I graduated." OCEAN MAN @ManjiButt 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 @MavenOfMayhem Omg I can't stop laughing @ValhallACAB Maybe! I held Binx up to my chest when he was a kitten so I could give him lots of kisses so it might be that too 🥰 "@vexwerewolf I really wish I could get cis people to understand that I just find trans people hotter 🤷‍♀️ (Also WAY more understanding that leads to a much deeper connection, but still: Hotter)" Anyway still on my bullshit of exercising every day 😤😤😤 https://t.co/7UNyNpmFxc YOOOOOOOO https://t.co/5RCew8o98F @Demodeview I mean for you this is your only community right now. It's understandable 💕 heh heh heh the sex number 😎😎😎😎😎 https://t.co/VuGllZSNAO @SixoTF Gotta be pretty dangerous flying a ghost plane 🤔 @viragoergosum 😘😘😘😘 Transformers or any Star Wars topic lol @SwiftAusterity It's true gosh 😳 @litterboxhex Really want to! 😭💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb CUTE OMG "My baby Binx is a chest cat, not a lap cat lol ✨💕✨ https://t.co/8UnBXbhNWP" @NuttySwiss Omg thank you so much! 💕💕💕 @Notactuallysmol Omg I love your new pfp! "But I wanted to make sure I could do three days. I dunno, to me that felt like proof I wasn't hopelessly addicted (just a little addicted :P). And I was able to do that 🥰" "I realized midway through that while I've never had a big, designated, planned Twitter break in my nearly 4 years of using it regularly, I DID have plenty of days where I was like ""I'm not gonna be on the timeline much"" and those probably counted for a lot." @joelax9 That's true! Gotta say: - Twitter break was easier than I feared - The rejuvenating feeling I'd have afterwards was kinda oversold to me - I missed you all 😭 I think next time I'm just gonna take single day breaks @joelax9 I love them despite no Gigan @LewdyMelon Neat! Thank you for checking! @Arcane_Lain Heck 😳 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Yep! Got it pre-ordered 🥰 @BVDGRRL OMG YESSSS CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 I have returned. Twitter break officially over 😤 @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ was gonna say yes because I used to think I was cishet and lesbian porn was my favorite FOR SOME REASON @XylariaVG Oh nevermind I didn't know about that "@XylariaVG The game doesn't look very far back for what you've done in Torghast for this so if you got to X floor on your main like, four weeks ago or whatever you might have to do it again for the game to flag it as good to go for alts" "@RaeGun2k It's just... wow I've probably had an autoimmune disease for years and I didn't know it. The methotrexate HAS been working, after all. Interesting." @RaeGun2k @nataliereed84 @litterboxhex I had no idea this could be an autoimmune thing. My opthalmologist has basically been telling me they don't quite understand why people get this problem @IzzyBunBop I still wanna smooch you lots!!! @IzzyBunBop Did you know in just one week we'll have been dating for two years? :3 @NLRG_ I mean I guess me too @litterboxhex @nataliereed84 Sorry if I made the situation worse "@nataliereed84 @litterboxhex It's the only thing I take along with HRT, but even if that's something you need to take, I'm sure your doctor can sort that out" @litterboxhex @nataliereed84 Thank you 💕💕 "@nataliereed84 @litterboxhex Sorry I can't give more detailed information, it's been years of this and I'm just trusting my opthalmologist with what he says to do. Left untreated I could've gone blind and that terrifies me" "@nataliereed84 @litterboxhex If I recall correctly, the meds I'm on for the floaters, as well as the surgery to remove them, causes cataracts over time, hence the surgery to replace my right lens." "@nataliereed84 @litterboxhex There was also a surgery to remove some of the floaters, as I recall." "@nataliereed84 @litterboxhex Inflammation of part of the eye? I have to admit I still don't fully understand what happened to my eyes but that's what they told me it was. Lots of floaters, I was put on methotrexate to stop them, though I also eventually needed my right lens and soon my left lens replaced." @nataliereed84 @litterboxhex For me when I had these symptoms it was just uveitis which was treatable (though there did need to eventually be surgery). Hopefully it's not too severe @DarkLordRaine Ice cold take tbh @litterboxhex 💕💕💕 @CloneLightning A show on YouTube @nataliereed84 Eye issues are terrifying. I've had a few scares with them before. I hope yours are okay 💕 I can't get a good picture of her but Catra is sleeping next to my head on my pillow and IT'S SO CUTE @DarkLordRaine @NLRG_ @HornypostJake Truly a mystery 🤔 "Are you a ""BotW means Breath of the Wild"" gay or a ""BotW means Best of the Worst"" gay" @hmsnofun CUUUUUTE 😍😍😍 @hmsnofun Only if you want it to be :V @DarkLordRaine @NLRG_ It's adorable tbh @DarkLordRaine @NLRG_ @HornypostJake YES @nlrghorny I agree "Just one last reminder that starting tomorrow, Monday February 1st, I'll be taking a Twitter break for at least a few days, at most a week I'll keep my notifications turned on for DMs but if you could message me on Discord or Telegram I'd prefer it Love you all! See you soon 💕" "Anyway I think Dr. Strange saying ""We're in the endgame now"" might be the only example of a film having the character say the name of its SEQUEL in it" "Oh okay it's long after, nevermind lol https://t.co/lVY4HsSP45" I need to rewatch Endgame to be sure but I think WandaVision started basically the instant she was blipped back. https://t.co/GmTaqjnExk "@GuildingLilly well IF I'm continuing the horny mood I'd probably be like ""...in my mouth"" :V" Oh shit I forgot Wanda was snapped! That makes the timeline for WandaVision veeeery interesting @AnaMardoll Sending out good vibes. Hope everything's alright :/ 💕💕💕 Rewatching Infinity War for the first time since it was in theaters because I want to watch Endgame again but I've been saying since 2018 they work better as one movie. Wanna see if I'm right. "Okay, this explains it. Still sucks tho, ugh https://t.co/2CXcVgXR0s" @ComicsByXan @NewGenderWhoDis Okay I missed this when you first tweeted it. Good to see it now. I was really worried!!! If anyone has any info to help me stop worrying >.> "Realizing @NewGenderWhoDis hasn't tweeted in over a week, hopefully it's just an unannounced break? 😬" @StebMcDreb yes you are! [cw weight loss] Lost 12 to 15-ish pounds recently and I swear half of it was in my face Hair and face was looking cute but the only decent lighting was in the laundry room lol ✨💕✨ https://t.co/HJ3Io82kxZ @SamaraTheDeer And her sister is Adora! 1: Takkun 2: Hobbes 3: Archimedes 4: Adora 5: Midna 6: Binx 7: Catra 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/CMzc4KCsjI ALL SEVEN KITTIES ON THE BED THIS NEVER HAPPENS 😍😍😍 https://t.co/V1D6mBmXiY @trgrrl Can I just have David Lynch give me weather updates forever @Lubchansky Imagine the dandruff he gave himself @caraesten I feel similarly. @emaraven11 Now I have Sigh No More playing in my head thank you "@gaysexaccessory (they were technically canon and had characters from the MCU in them, but it was all a one-way road where show characters never appeared in the movies so I always skipped them until now 🤷‍♀️)" @gaysexaccessory This is the first MCU show. Previous ones were all helmed under a different producer and game plan "@gaysexaccessory Oh it's not that good. It's just competently made and has similar moods to some of Lynch's work, a bit. I don't even necessarily think it's an intentional reference or anything. Just ""nostalgia for a bygone era but also something creepy is going on""" @gaysexaccessory 4 is where it feels like an MCU movie/show. I'd say at least try giving 4 a shot because it's nothing like the first 3 "@miss_nikola Two things about laser you should keep in mind - Doesn't work as well for light skin + light hair - Some places will use machines with lasers that are too weak to accomplish what they're saying they can. Apparently this is weirdly common, according to the laser specialist I had?" "@miss_nikola I had a year of it (so, 12 sessions) and I need to shave about every other day or so. If your facial hair is light you might need to do electrolysis" (that's assuming THIS wasn't an edit by some internet pranksters because nothing is real anymore and I don't really have easy access to the OT bedsides the despecialized edition) "If this wasn't fixed by the Blu-ray changes (the last time they made major edits to the OT), every claim of George's that he was trying to make the perfect versions of these movies is lie." "Anyway people are acting like the Netflix model vs the traditional TV model is a binary, when it absolutely doesn't have to be. For some shows, maybe the first 3 episodes, or 4, or 2, or whatever make for a better first impression." "(For those not keeping up, they released the first two episodes the first week and have released an episode a week since then. So it frustrated some fans and gave the impression of a very different kind of show to others)" "Bored of the old sitcom parodies? 3 ends with enough weird MCU stuff to get you hooked. Don't like that it just ended up like a much more normal MCU kinda show? 3 let's you know that's where this is heading, so leave now if it's not your thing." "All this ""first two episodes of WandaVision sucked"" vs ""the fourth episode ruined it"" back and forth would've been solved by just releasing the first THREE episodes the first week, like they did for reviewers. The first three episodes make a more complete pitch for the series." @LambChopInPamps No everyone didn't agree with that lol I have to imagine that she's going to have to consider and likely comment on the trans reading of the franchise. I think trans art you make as an egg is going to be different than trans art you make as an out trans woman. Omg with Lana in charge my interest has gone from 0 to a million hell yes @AmazonChique SO PRETTY THO 😍😍😍 @Katabassist CUTE 💕 @SteampunkPenny I still haven't eaten there! 😭 @JessicaCyboid I'll keep all this in mind! Honestly thanks for explaining it 💕 @annaRoseShadow Not unless you're in Denver @DarkLordRaine @nlrghorny I'm just horny for myself 🤷‍♀️ @nlrghorny okay because same @nlrghorny did you mean in a horny way @AdequateEmily Oh gosh that's why everyone was saying it was Sophie's moon 😭 @PrissyOrcGF @AlienBuns It's so true! 😍 @JessicaCyboid WTF SERIOUSLY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE LOL REMEMBER: Aerith is trans @SnortingEstrace so dang pretty 💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace sup Kayleigh @StebMcDreb I love you too!!! 💕💕💕 @SofaJustice oh no is that old >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 being an agender woman rocks my tits tbh ✨💕✨ https://t.co/OTcnrEV4Vt "(using ""Kat"" because it's what I go by IRL and it's much funnier this way)" @StebMcDreb You're so pretty babe 😍 @JenApparently Don't forget that weird soft plastic that TR Mindwipe and Weirdwolf used! Just crumbling to dust half a decade later @Azure_Husky It really does! girls only want one thing and it's final fantasy 7 remake part 2 @transscribe Trans people are the backbone of that game 😤 @Orionpax4221 What do you mean? @CaseyExplosion Took every ounce of my strength not to take the bait and dunk on a screenshot. Might be the scummiest shit they've ever said. "No one can stop you from shitting on this parade, person I will not name, but I won't help you spread that shit" Just taking a deep breath And releasing the energy I was about to use to dunk on that one person whose entire grift is dunk-worthy tweets back into the universe @hmsnofun Same 😭😭😭 "It's Saturday evening where I am, and I feel compelled to remind everyone that starting Monday I'll be taking a several day Twitter break. It's gonna feel awesome 💕" @miss_nikola @BlimpLexi cute tho @nixie_neon pro water sports :V @JessicaCyboid Gotta keep it in shape 😤 @Katabassist @Pr0t0thePissed Anyway muted the thread just to get ahead of it @Katabassist @Pr0t0thePissed Oh I wish I had stayed blissfully unaware of this @litterboxhex I feel this so hard @ButtGoblin666 Been thinking a lot about this reaction today lol @Katabassist (thank you) @hmsnofun SERIOUSLY. So many trans emotions 😭💕 this account is PRO-PISS 😤 @JessicaCyboid hhhhggghhfh wait that sounds hot @SweetBeansComix I figured lol Everyone's talking about her! @PaciPawb It's in my location in my bio and everything! :P @TenaciousRanch @HaileyAdamsXXX I don't want to assume either way tbh 😬 @miss_nikola IT'S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT HOTTIE @Dekaprime Oh I didn't know you had a YouTube channel! Neat! @AmazonChique Thank you for this thread. Needs to be said. @SlightlyMinty Abi's video about witchcraft legit changed me as a person "@Katabassist @HouseOfGunn He's an enigma, because I know he's been given all the info he needs (or it least it seems like surely he must)." (If you hadn't heard the news I'm talking about @PhilosophyTube and @JimSterling 💕) @rozietoez That would be @JimSterling "I've been watching Abi's stuff for I think about 4 years now? As for Jim, I think it's been a DECADE+ at this point, shit We always seem to find each other" At this point a shorter list would be YouTubers I watch that AREN'T trans lol @Xenofawn YUP this is definitely a post-GRS mood as well @QueenStodge You and me HAVE to hang out! "@CandyscreamNSFW Her skin was clearing up for months before today. She mentions in her video she's been out for a while now, about a year?" @StebMcDreb we're gonna cum so fucking much babe @TangledLion She has a Twitter setting on where it mutes notifications from people she isn't following. It's possible all that was hardly a blip on her radar. So many crushes across the Atlantic why did I do this I have WAY TOO MANY friends and loved ones there to never visit! Once it's safe! https://t.co/QOhF98aeIQ @sandy_stoned That's a perfect way to word it honestly Not to mention ME traveling to OTHERS! Remember my big UK trip I was planning for 2020? 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 @tinyfluffs Sure! @SwiftAusterity Heck I didn't know it was that close! @SwiftAusterity Hell yes!!! "@SofaJustice Yeah the ""random dude face with Abi's old facial hair"" was pretty much confirmation for me, but I of course waited JUST TO BE SURE" "My roommates here are amazing but they're a finite source of queer energy, I guess? Does that metaphor track? Like I dunno I miss Pride and stuff, you know?" So much trans joy in the air today and it's getting me thinking about how much I can't wait until it's safe for people to visit the ranch because I *miss* meeting and just *being around* trans people that aren't my roommates I see every day. @SlutRobo I'm dreaming something similar if I'm being honest. "(Gonna hope that it's under ""politics"" because she talked a lot about recent trans-related political issues in the UK in her coming out tweet and not because being trans is just ""politics"")" Gosh 💕 https://t.co/ai5U59GgWI @DollieDreamz @nixie_neon OMG CONGRATS!!! So happy for you!!! 💕💕💕 I've been on the weight loss train as well and it's so exciting! :3 @tainkirrahe plz do not eat MP-51 @tainkirrahe I was wondering when this would happen :V "One thing that helps is seeing a lot of trans people talk about how long after the 3 or 4 year mark there's still changes and stuff to learn. I'm a firm believer in the idea that transition is never over, which has its own kind of abstract excitement." "@JessicaCyboid @eilidhmax @AliceAvizandum I dunno if this is a trans thing, a queer, an online thing or what, but it certainly seems like a lot of us look for reasons to tear each other down" "@phyphor @RaeGun2k @transscribe It's a very temporal thing. Before she came out it's not like there was ironclad, 100% proof. Just a feeling some of us had. Often when I was really getting that impression from her videos I told myself, ""Well she IS queer! She came out as bi ages ago!""" @JuliaFtacek Off topic but I really wanna learn makeup. @DollieDreamz That's honestly fair. I struggled a lot too. Still do. "Am I the only one that kinda misses the excitement of just starting transition? It wasn't always fun, looking back I was awkward as hell, but like, I dunno sometimes I still miss it." @JessicaCyboid @AliceAvizandum I really hope no trans person out there is assuming this was overnight "@AliceAvizandum Seriously tho there needs to be word for the nostalgic longing for how exciting starting transition is (not always a good kind of exciting, but still). I weirdly miss it? I don't miss being an awkward baby trans and yet I kinda do" @JessicaCyboid @AliceAvizandum Yeah she mentions in her recent video it was like at least a year ago. Effective transition speedrunning tactic. YUP CRIED SEVERAL TIMES WATCHING ABIGAIL'S NEW VIDEO 😭😭😭 @lb_cnr It was on Twitter "me except I skip the drawing step for months on end, slowly killing my soul" @miss_nikola I'm just reading these tweets like 🥺🥺🥺 @CaseyExplosion SERIOUSLY SAME 💕💕💕 "@AmazonChique @SportIsARight Least surprising, but still really exciting 🥰" @Deepfreeze32 imagine being cis lol TRANSPHOBIA sucks. BEING trans rocks Being trans rocks and I love when trans people come out 🥰 @Colezze Most trans people did I think lol also Abigail should follow me just sayin @CaseyExplosion @PhilosophyTube @JimSterling YES @transscribe @PhilosophyTube FOR REAL THO anyway transdar is real "I think it was the video where she was walking in the woods? That's where I was like, ""Wait, she's looking and sounding SO FEMME and she used to be kinda high-key masc, this is interesting""" @TempestaRubida It was on Twitter. Agreed and agreed. Just I can finally share how I was feeling so I'm getting that out lol https://t.co/JmvmTlvMn1 "Remember a few months ago when folks were mad at her for making a joke that it's really only cool for trans people to make (if at all) and I was just sitting there going ""Okay YES, but like, I have feeling...""" Seriously tho I am SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR ABIGAIL OMG 💕💕💕 Called it 👀 https://t.co/NanU9d6CCy @MxGamgee THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME TO CHECK LOL @PhilosophyTube OMG CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 EXACTLY https://t.co/Hog8Lxj3WA "For a while Catra would just become Oops All Razorblades when you picked her up, but luckily now she mostly just struggles and flails" "We chose which kitten would get named Adora and which Catra based on their coats, but get this: Adora is SUPER adventurous and doesn't mind being held Catra is a secret cuddlebug, even moreso than Adora, but if you pick her up she HATES it, and she's much less adventurous lol" @RaeGun2k That's wonderful omg! Are you getting feeling back in your baps yet? @HaileyAdamsXXX Well y'all are living here I'll help you remember 💕💕💕 2022 : people realize G E N D E R isn't real "@HaileyAdamsXXX If I was there, could I have helped?" @hmsnofun Gosh I wish I had gotten to know her before now :/ @Monicaaaaaah @GottaGoMichelle hhhhggghhfh 🥺🥺🥺 @GottaGoMichelle @Monicaaaaaah (RIGHT???) @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/dBF5yEeZVD @StopTweetingMia It's hard work but it's honest work @SnortingEstrace If your shoulders are like a linebacker's I'm fucking Andre the giant @Monicaaaaaah Well I'm definitely willing to help you try~ The Dream 🥵🥵🥵 https://t.co/OTD5W0z1DM us bottoms are just gonna line up our asses in rows @NLRG_ Well I've used my face for a pfp for a while. Though I think when we first met it might've been my fursona @NLRG_ The entire time I've known you? Not even close babe wtf lol This picture is from August @NLRG_ I feel as though naming all the battle droids Roger wasn't very helpful @OzmaRacc Liminal spaces @ARCTIC_ST0RM @UnderscoreZeus T30 Rhinox was never great at posing @LilSunflowerClo A good tape job is so important 😤 cumgeon @NLRG_ I can probably take a derivative but I might need to stretch out with a plug for a bit beforehand @ARCTIC_ST0RM The last time I counted I was around 300 myself ... That was back in 2008 😬 @emaraven11 I'll say! Gosh! 💕 "@Katabassist From a review I read I'm not sure it's actually about detransitioning, but apparently the ""baby"" in the title is quite literal" "@CaseyExplosion I still haven't really fully considered the implications of 10,000 people following me and that was like 200 people ago 😬" When my brother was like 9 or so he left Armada Hot Shot in a birdbath in the backyard for no joke like 7 years. I'm guessing something similar happened here lol https://t.co/RXfnu1msGv Dark of the Moon was apparently 65 years ago Oh this is an incredibly satisfying video to watch https://t.co/upvvGFO88J @polyheartmony Yep it was fucking bullshit lol "@Demodeview @transcodex ah, gotcha nevermind" "@transcodex @Demodeview No, but she didn't remember her mother dying because she was snapped, so it was 3 years since snap" @Demodeview Yeah I remember 5 years too! But they said 3... I think something screwy is happening. "[cw wandavision spoilers] Actually given that Wanda's show signal was literally intertwined with the radiation from the big bang, maybe this isn't even the MCU as we know it" "[cw wandavision spoilers] So the show takes place between all the Thanos snapped people coming back and like, the end of Endgame? I haven't seen Endgame since it was in theaters, I can't remember how long that was." "@Demodeview First two episodes are kinda slow, but be patient" [[cw wandavision spoilers] IT'S DARCY OMG OMG OMG YESSSSSSS "@Demodeview Yep, just all the fun connections to previous movies" "And sure enough, episode 4 is the kinda stuff that's the whole reason I love the MCU" @HouseOfGunn Same! "3 also ends playing Daydream Believer by The Monkees, an objectively awesome song." "I waited to watch episode 3 of WandaVision until tonight when episode 4 was out. They really should have released the first three at once instead of two. Three ends on a much better ""Oh shit I can't wait until next week!"" feeling." @miss_nikola SOMEONE finally says it! @woot_master Oh hell yeah! I mean as a Transformers fan I'm used to constant reboots but I won't say no to a FiM continuation! @SweetBeansComix 👏👏👏👏👏 @Vangelus @rick_akker I think Ultimates is in many ways a continuation of MOTUC (though at least with TMNT even better articulation). They need to do better selling these with their pictures "@rick_akker I just would be surprised if they did less articulation than their previous Ultimates lines, but I admit these pictures aren't promising" @Vangelus @rick_akker Yeah they basically hid the articulation for the TMNT ones @rick_akker Ultimates figures have unclear articulation until you get them in-hand. They have more than it appears if this is anything like TMNT Ultimates. They're also huge and beefy. Authentic kooka plush arrived today https://t.co/VDOFXkxWn9 "@StrfltGiraffe @ZoeForGood I don't understand the convo anymore, I was just liking tweets to be polite" "@QueenStodge @Gryphman This might help a bit. They're gonna be on the larger size, hence the price https://t.co/Dskv6thzR5" @QueenStodge @Gryphman I'm super excited! "@QueenStodge Though given how huge his window pecs are, I bet an AM retool would be doable" "@QueenStodge Yeah I think it'd be a much stronger first impression if they were all Action Masters, but I assume they felt that you can't not have the Optimus everyone expects right out the gate. If RED Optimus didn't already exist I'd agree with the choice more maybe" @SixoTF literally me @Vangelus TMNT Ultimates are fantastic @joelax9 YESSSSS I want all the AM characters honestly "So while RED has some great-looking figures and I might pick some up, they're all technically always going to be missing something core to the characters. Not so with Bonzai-Tron." "What I love about Ultimates Bonzai-Tron is like... this is technically the most accurate Bonzai-Tron we've had since the original figure in 1990. Sure alt modes are fun, but he never had one originally! Putting all the effort into just making a solid robot mode is perfect for him" "@machtackle It's wild that if you're a stickler for accuracy, this is arguably the first proper Bonzai-Tron in 30 years" @QueerAnarch Progesterone https://t.co/vhpYwcD3SM @machtackle So I guess we'll see but I think there's ever reason to be excited "@machtackle And yeah the articulation is exactly what you'd want Are they worth the price? Possibly? I feel like TMNT Ultimates justify their existence a bit more given that no one else is doing the ""just like the old toys looked like"" and for that I'm personally okay with the premium price" @machtackle Baxter is unbelievably heavy. For TMNT Ultimates at least I'm certain their idea was to do what MOTUC was doing: That being sizing up all the figures to FEEL the size they were when we were kids "Seems like RED's philosophy was ""Let's make the 'model' in the phrase 'on-model',"" whereas Ultimates' idea was ""Let's make EXACTLY how he showed up in the cartoon, warts and all""" "The only minor knock against this line is their Optimus is ostensibly shooting for the same goal as RED's: That being the ultimate representation of G1 cartoon Optimus, though they ARE taking slightly different approaches. Ultimates Prime's window pecs are huge and I can't unsee https://t.co/z6zha8w0zF" @Vangelus @super7store Make that 11! Seriously I am so much more hyped for these than for RED OMG THE LOGOS ON THE BOX REFLECT THE ERA THE CHARACTER IS FROM AAAAAAA 😍😍😍 @machtackle I own the Baxter Stockman TMNT Ultimates figure and Super7 is doing an AMAZING job tbh. Maybe it's because they got the He-Man license early on but they remind me a lot of what I loved about MOTUC. They're BIG and hefty. Anyway point is I have high hopes for this line! "@MaiaFranklyn @machtackle Oh heck! Didn't even realize that was an AM-specific thing! Friendship with RED over, Ultimates is my new best friend lol" @machtackle RIGHT? Both Bonzai-Tron and Bombshell overt AM references which is something we've like never seen in the modern era. That's so much more exciting than most of the stuff RED is doing lol "@tainkirrahe Yeah I'm only now realizing I guess I missed out too? Thought she was still way out on the horizon. Hoping to maybe run into her in person at this point, otherwise hoping for reissues." @softcaity I would be very sad if for some reason they stopped making Transformers that transform but I personally don't mind at all when they can't. Still neat robots! @machtackle I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT Okay my interest in this figure has gone from lukewarm to fairly intrigued so I guess I'm down for the whole wave RIP @softcaity I believe he first showed up in Action Masters which was one of the less popular and less remembered lines "I'm pretty much sold tbh but the one thing that'll make these perfect is if they're reasonably in scale with RED. Then it all ties together PERFECTLY. So far from RED all I really want is Arcee, because again, I don't necessarily have the perfect Prime Arcee figure yet. https://t.co/CRAXuVpSnE" "@MaiaFranklyn RIGHT??? With RED it's like ""Oh cool, I can get Cheetor, I'll put him next to my Masterpiece and Kingdom Cheetors. Sure is nice having perfection over and over."" But these Ultimates are so much weirder and more interesting!" "And these are direct Action Master references for Bonzai-Tron and Bombshell, which honestly sells me on Bombshell too. Only Optimus I'm lukewarm on and it's like... may as well get the whole wave? I have plenty of time to decide tho. 4th quarter 2021. https://t.co/2vzWp6ZGSp" "And honestly what with that being the ghost of Starscream, you can tell they're smartly (MOSTLY) avoiding competing with Hasbro's RED series. It's 2021 and there's two different Action Masters lines. What a time to be alive https://t.co/vSBONrwK0Y" "I mean to be fair to Super7, I don't have a Bonzai-Tron figure yet, sooooo," That sure is a selection of characters https://t.co/uQbVMQ9j9N @SwiftAusterity Omg I wish holy shit "@ZoeForGood @StrfltGiraffe And while I maintain you can squint a bit and make TLJ's message KINDA fit with TROS (she's still taking her destiny into her own hands), I can't deny that it's a direction change that feels poorly done and is far less interesting" @SwiftAusterity Oh lol why would you lie like that :P @SwiftAusterity I got you? What? @RaeGun2k Hell yeah! Looking great! "Even for how much I still play and enjoy WoW, I'm stunned that it still has a competitive esports scene. Surely there just aren't enough players for that anymore? I guess there will always be someone?" "@Maru_Mara76 SAME Honestly I tend to grade movies that make me cry like that on a curve, lol. If you can move me that much then it becomes an EXPERIENCE which few movies are." @Maru_Mara76 Yeah there's issues with Trevorrow's script too but it would've been SO MUCH better. That's an incredibly fitting gif lol "@ExistentialEnso Omg really??? That's really fast, but that's wonderful! Please keep us updated? 💕" "It's interesting, really bizarre, and maybe telling(?) that the Skywalker Saga is bookended on both sides with entries that feel superfluous. https://t.co/tb6msVOv2H" "It stings even more with Star Wars though. GoT's strength was less about big themes and more about exploring characters. Star Wars has characters but it's always talking about broad themes too, except this time around I can't even tell you what they were." "Both series had the issue of creatives in charge having very specific ideas of where characters will be and what they'll do at the end, and when more organic growth moved those characters in different directions, the creatives in charge said ""No, we're still doing it my way.""" "The comparison so many people made to Game of Thrones is a really apt one. Even if everything leading up to the end was satisfying, if the end betrays the overall message and feel of the rest of the series, it just makes the rest of the series feel kinda pointless" "Even for as much as I defend Rise of Skywalker, even for how much I enjoyed it and wanted to enjoy it more, I can't deny that the end result is a trilogy that just... doesn't say very much even when its second entry was an AMAZING springboard for saying SO MANY INTERESTING THINGS" @IikeClockwork https://t.co/QmisyI1EI0 @IikeClockwork same "@LackingSaint Weezer's first couple of albums are definitely classics, but I think a fair amount of their subsequent work is underrated. Regardless of quality though they're a hard working band. Something like 11 albums now? 12? I still haven't listened to them all and I'm a fan of theirs." Of course! https://t.co/iVNyxwNS0J wh-what https://t.co/Oj86EIL1M1 @nobodyinpartic3 Hell yeah! We got this! 💕 "@TransgurlTSB Okay, that's good that you know it's not right. Makes me less worried tbh. I wish you luck, that sounds really complicated :/" @MsMercury216 That would be awesome! Luckily tho I have my wonderful GF @norintha who's WAY better at keeping up with working out even when I'm not 🥰 "@EsserZed @ARCTIC_ST0RM I mean if nothing else, splitting the profits between the two companies and having both logos on it would solve it just fine, you just never see that lol" @nobodyinpartic3 That's good advice I'll try to remember. I loooove fries so much tho RIP 😭 And yeah exercise is working for me but I'm continually afraid my procrastination will wake up again. Fingers crossed I'll feel like this is really here to stay after a month? So two more weeks @MsMercury216 If I just get below 200 I'll be happy I think (though I need to see what it looks like because it's been at least 15 years since I was there). I'm thinking 180 would be nice since it would probably take a lot to get back over 200 from there? So I have about 50 more pounds to go. @ARCTIC_ST0RM Yeah I heard people talking about it but dismissed it because of who owns what license. I suppose it's not impossible! @TransgurlTSB Also for what it's worth I was able to have a vaginoplasty at 230 pounds @TransgurlTSB Your wife is being abusive "@ARCTIC_ST0RM As much as comparatively Mattel has done so much more with the license, it would be cool as hell to have a JP Jeep TF and a JP repaint of Kingdom Megatron" "@nobodyinpartic3 I haven't made the leap to dieting very hard beyond cutting out sugary drinks as much as I can (when we're in town and hungry, fast food is really the only place I get soda from anymore). If exercising becomes something I'm really sticking to long-term, I might calorie count." @ann_arcana At about 230 I was JUST below the max BMI for surgery. Then afterward I rocketed way past up to 250 lol This is a BIG part of the reason I'm so excited! It's keeping me going! https://t.co/xcP9UGZc77 [cw weight loss] Hoping to see if I can get below 200. Haven't been there since uhhhhh long before I was keeping track. I must've been a teenager? [cw weight loss] More exercising today! I was 237 this morning! I haven't been in the 230's since before my surgery! 🥰🥰🥰 @TrexPushups 😳😳😳💕 @TrexPushups Gosh I'd love to be strapped by you sometime 🥺🥺🥺 @notCursedE Hell yeah! @TrexPushups I still have trouble with multiple orgasms without taking a break in between. The spirit is willing but the body is usually exhausted lol @EvoChanger https://t.co/9SKfodhi6H Anyway I really want that outfit @DarkLordRaine Hot! @SweetBeansComix Living the dream @ArtifexH https://t.co/uex4rk0SQf @EstradiolWitch hhggg 🥵 "@miss_nikola Of course, cutie! 💕" @DarkLordRaine I mean it's gotta be a tramp stamp right "Whenever Mistress is working her way through Community again, she always makes a point to turn it up/unplug her earbuds during this song because according to her, this is reminds her of me D:< https://t.co/fV4Ke21T1h" At the intersection of hope and despair lies Majora's Mask. Every part of the game reinforces this. The emotional tone of so much of Majora's music is so hard to put to words but it's so good "Some nights you just wanna listen to the Majora's Mask Astral Observatory music on a ten hour loop, you know? https://t.co/1vaRyvJzlJ" "@OtherverseG I have one, I just didn't want to leave the bed/wake up my GFs" With the right porn and a good toy I can cum in under 20 minutes usually haha https://t.co/jLkHUHGEAb Someone needs to draw Sonic in one of these @rozietoez GR? @AFinchWrites Well you're a good follow too! Feels like all are kinks are perfectly aligned hehe @rozietoez I've had nights like that RIP @AFinchWrites gosh 😳💕 @EstradiolWitch omg dork 💕 @XylariaVG This isn't an injury lol anyway now my left middle finger is tingly from frantically rubbing my clit for so long lol vulvas can take longer to rev up but gosh the journey there is sweet sometimes you just gotta spend a full hour masturbating because you're an insatiable horny slut 🤷‍♀️ @ARCTIC_ST0RM To the children who play this this is retro @nyaakat You're both very cute! But yes you really look nothing alike lol @JessicaCyboid Hey my TL did a thing https://t.co/nuC1lrOl6F "@sqwrrkpon I don't think that's the case, but I appreciate where you're coming from" Anyway I wish I could tell this person I positively adored her citybot display and it's awesome seeing other women in the community but she blocked me for a reason so I'm just gonna release that energy into the universe with this tweet and leave it at that 💕 Can I just say I fucking adore all my TF collector friends who put up with my shit? I appreciate the reassurances but I'm sympathetic to the fact that little/ABDL stuff can be triggering to people Trans AND a toy collector AND a leftist AND a furry AND really kinky And I can't stop being all of these things 🤷‍♀️ Been told by a friend that I guess more than a few collectors in the community dislike seeing me on the timeline because I'm a little 🙃 Finding another Transformer collector who's also a girl but she has me blocked 💔 @nlrghorny That explains a lot "@deathpigeon I'm not saying he's not a Republican, tho" @deathpigeon Sam the Eagle loves America way too much to be a traitor "@AFinchWrites gh,,,, 🥵" "@miss_nikola I'm in a house way out in the country and I social media a ton :V If you ever seriously wanted to do that, I'd swap cell numbers if you'd be down for that. You're a good friend I'd hate to lose! But I guess in this fantasy you smashed your phone 🤔" @CaseyExplosion Hell yeah! Do you think she remembers you from the DK steam? "@miss_nikola I'd notice after a day, that's usually how long it takes (friends have been suspended or taken breaks many times before)" "@AlexisVeilled I love you more than words can say. We'll be holding each other one day, I hope soon 💕💕💕" @MaxyAmalyna Very! :3 @MaxyAmalyna Oh heck! Looks great! 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc @dour @BVDGRRL tru @dour @OzmaRacc @BVDGRRL I'm technically a grey muzzle "Don't forget our ranch (@TenaciousRanch) has a GoFundMe! If you like what we do, donations and retweets help a ton 💕💕💕 https://t.co/VM3O7Sz6Y1" @Colezze Yep! I got it from the Pokémon Center website! @Grey_IsTrue Omg that's wonderful! I hope this goes well! @miss_nikola ur such a hottie 🥺🥺🥺 @OzmaRacc @BVDGRRL why can't we be animals fUCK "Cat damage stuffie update! The operation was a success 🥰 I hadn't stitched anything in probably 20 years so this is messy af, but I wanted these repairs to be sturdy enough to withstand some serious cuddles because Amalthea is now a cuddle buddy (as opposed to a display piece)! https://t.co/ynud9TGbiR" @BVDGRRL YES @ManjiButt I tried to do the math and I forgot how scientific notation (I think?) works tbh https://t.co/vhotHr8OUh "@lisaquestions Oh! Then yeah, I'm kinda the same? Anal feels more doable now, I dunno why" @NikatinePrime Oh heck congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @lisaquestions 9d? I didn't know it was a comic! That's awesome! I need to read it! https://t.co/aVDr7IyD3B https://t.co/ggC6xvb6cN @ArtyMaus AAAAAAA BABE YOUR GLOWUP 😍😍😍 @Azure_Husky Mood @Doc_Wolverine It's an important lesson! @SweetBeansComix Oh heck I love it! "@Kate_Bunni @RaeGun2k I can't remember the last time I ran into an EBGames, but yeah the fact that they're owned by Gamestop is why I didn't mention them lol" "@CallMeAmiedoll It's weird because Hasbro already has their RED line which is just ""Well-articulated robots that don't transform"" so I wonder what Super7 could possibly bring to the table. Looks like one of the first figures will be the ghost of Starscream which RED doesn't have yet I guess 🤷‍♀️" @RaeGun2k I'm assuming it's not obscure in Canada either? Because in the US it's literally the only video game retailer (or at least the only retailer that primarily sells video games) @CallMeAmiedoll Neat! "@FuegoXimena Usually transfemme implies AMAB, but I like pretty much all femme people so sure 💕" @ArtyMaus I might have to 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍💕💕💕😍😍😍😍 "@HaileyAdamsXXX I need it bad, Daddy 🥺💕" @StrypeisonFire That's so cool!!! @StopTweetingMia UGH I hate that so much "@StopTweetingMia It just feels like a no shit statement to be like ""Hey dude how would you like it if random unsolicited nobodies tried to punch up your jokes?"" Like it feels like I'm wasting time even pointing this out. AND YET," @StopTweetingMia I wanna make a bot account who just replies to cis men trying to improve their jokes "Knowing Mega64, Shawn wearing a black shirt was an intentional joke for this shot" "I don't have a direct way to connect this 11 year(?!?) old Mega64 video to the Gamestop thing going on, but this nonsense slogan has been living rent free in my head for over a decade https://t.co/9uRCjzUdG1" "@QuestForTori ""We would like to frot""" @Lord_Kristine It's good if you sell I guess? @The_Ada_Rhodes Even Google feels like the 80's should really be 20 years ago @DoesJuno @StopTweetingMia Gosh it's a shame how GoT stopped after the third season. Would've been great to see where they went with it "@StopTweetingMia I don't judge anyone for not being into the idea, but for me reclaiming slurs is like, a core part of my queerness. To me it feels inherently queer to take a word designed to hurt me and wear it proudly." @LostNotAtSea Gimli's expression in the last panel is just too perfect @nataliereed84 @BNicolePitts Oh neat! "@TrexPushups Awwww I thought I was gendering him right? Legendary Godzilla is male, only Zilla was female, right?" "@TrexPushups @TheCrystalStorm Oh yeah, that makes sense" "@SportIsARight I literally laughed out loud, thank you hehe" Hell they introduced an EVEN LARGER SIZE since those Godzilla Pops I got. Why not go for that SKU? "He looks great but the price implies this isn't an oversized Pop and like, wtf are you doing, Funko? I already own two Godzilla Pops and they're both oversized because of COURSE THEY ARE. IT'S GODZILLA. https://t.co/SN9M4JcrIJ" @TrexPushups @TheCrystalStorm Could you try that second sentence again please? I'm not sure what you mean @Den_Matrix Gosh you're right 😳 "I only know one thing for sure: I am Hole, plz fill me 🥺" @TheCrystalStorm Hadn't thought of that. Makes sense! @caraesten https://t.co/gIB4jPRmcE @blogconyst Now that one showed up for some reason! Weird! @blogconyst I don't like not being able to see the replies of my friends @blogconyst I'm not sure why your replies haven't been making it to my notifications lately but it's bothering me D:< @TrashBabyEva hhhhgggghhgggghhgggh 😳😳😳😳😳 @CallieBurrito Been nearly a year and two months and I kinda just dilate whenever? Every other day-ish? I lost the official schedule but I think I'm supposed to be at once a day right now "Seriously DP is like, my ultimate dream. If I died after doing a successful DP sesh I'll have lived a full life https://t.co/FWM5oLQPaG" "@SportIsARight wait heck that's my reaction! I'm blushing, gosh! 💕💕💕💕" "Fingers crossed I just need like, a lot of foreplay and I'm fine lol" "covid + my current weird, crowded living situation means I've had sex two (2) times in 2020 and only one of those times was PIV, and I was still healing a bit so it was limited by that I still don't know yet what PIV sex looks like for me at full power" "@SportIsARight (because like, heck yeah you're cute too >////>)" "Considering the irony in the fact that if my pussy is indeed tight enough that sex with it is just too much of a hassle, I might just settle for anal, something I never did when I had a dick. Doing it backwards lol" "@SportIsARight Gosh it's been a really, really pleasant surprise learning you're into me 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳" "@CamisGoodBoy I need to stop having opinions or using Twitter, I must become Hole" @CaseyExplosion Twitter indeed becomes a very different experience when you have 10k+ followers x.x @litterboxhex If only we could help each other 🥺 Really just need to be fucked senseless @MOOMANiBE I dunno if you had already commented about it but I wasn't subtweeting you or anything. Thank you for the input 💕 "@CelticAnarchy My clitty is 1,000% rock hard" @s0ciety___ When all the characters have a similar face. People are mad the new Disney dragon character looks like Anna and Elsa @vootins Omg it's literally called bofa news @litterboxhex I am looking respectfully 🥺 "@nataliereed84 I had no idea the voice for Manjula died, wow" @nataliereed84 @BNicolePitts Where did he play Audrey II? On stage? Because it was Levi Stubbs in the Frank Oz film @Alexecuted I draw like once a year and last year's drawing I hate Thinking about this is making me anxious @trgrrl maybe once it's here things can finally take it easy In about a year and a half that tweet will be a decade old https://t.co/W4PnJTJDjm @Alexecuted Sometimes https://t.co/ywXzKbNAqn @machtackle I don't think there's any reason to assume your order is cancelled 💕 "@machtackle Mine are arriving Monday, up from March 3rd. That would be my guess what that email is saying, but if it still says March 3rd for you I dunno" "@caraesten 20-something's implying 27 is old is both adorable and infuriating. My only solice is they'll understand this in a few years, and it'll go quicker than they realize." "@CaseyExplosion Ah, the famous mustache" @tinybird420 Happy birthday cutie! 💕 @MayaOeberg Neat! @MayaOeberg I don't even know what these are! That's new for me for Transformers! @MarcyKingUltra Yes Okay yeah sometimes when YouTube recommends a video/channel they know exactly my tastes https://t.co/XtDG0P1i1Q 2020 lasted for 84 years and also 2019 was last year @trgrrl Omg that's awesome then! Like sure I miss your extremely good tweets but it's for a great cause so I call that a win 💕 "Anyone else having that thing where you re-visit stuff online from two years ago but because 2020 was a giant memory hole you're like ""That was TWO years ago? WTF???""" @trgrrl posting less is probably healthier honestly @EffInvictus what? "@Grey_IsTrue I'm struggling to think of many instances where calling the cops for ANY reason as an actual leftist makes sense. Not trying to No True Scotsman this or anything, but it's just transparently evil." @Grey_IsTrue I'm glad y'all are okay and I'm fucking livid that this came from left Twitter. @TrexPushups I want to take more pictures sometime! "Basically I feel like I don't have much in the way of a labia minora, but it turns out some women just have vulvas like that 🤷‍♀️" "Oh!!! Speaking of pussy! Couple days ago I saw a cis woman's vag on my AD TL that looked a LOT like mine and lemme tell you, they don't make much more powerful gender euphoria than that 🥰🥰🥰" is this a tweet? I think this is a tweet every day I'm serving up farm fresh pussy "For context: This place came equipped with a solar system that was at least 30 years old, and only one person was living here. It's now... a lot more than one person and while we did upgrade the inverter, we need a few more upgrades for everything to be solid." Like right now our system is kinda just barely working. We use the generator a LOT. But with the right battery/solar panel/windmill set up... I'm hoping for a situation similar to how it was back before I lived in the country 🤞 @JustBeLexiB Oh gosh I hope they pull through then! "@HollowCallidora (I'll stop now, thank you)" @HollowCallidora Like those parts where she quotes that book talking about how victims often end up hypervigilant and just repeat abuse patterns? I mean people who aren't as canceled have been pointing this out for years. "@HollowCallidora And I hate that because of how Twitter works I'm afraid that if anyone else sees this they'll think I'm stanning her. She's a complicated human being and I don't like the idea of hating anyone, but I'm not trying to erase the bad stuff she's done. I'm really not." "@HollowCallidora I would think there's a very defined, large line between ""calling attention to legitimately horrible shit our favorite villain is saying now"" and ""finding reasons to nitpick our favorite villain to death every time no matter what"" and yet," @osd1000 We have some lol "@HollowCallidora I hate holding grudges. And while I'm not a full on left unity nut, I think if we can not tear down other queers that'd be pretty nice. Her recent video is like the least objectionable thing she's done in a while. I thought for sure no one would talk about it like the Justice one" "@HollowCallidora She also ditched the ""playing other characters"" thing since people (somewhat understandably) didn't quite get that/like that! She's working HARD to not be as ambiguous and people just don't care. Sorry for venting so hard. I don't feel safe doing it anywhere else." "@HollowCallidora She's blurring out profile pics, he's blurring out slurs, she's using black and white when she's saying things in the voice of another person she's not agreeing with or representing. She's really trying. And no one has to accept that, but... just fuck." "@HollowCallidora Several times in the video she points out that the angry mob sometimes has a point, and she includes the mob that went after her in that statement." "@HollowCallidora No one is required to like or forgive her, but everyone acting like she's defending Rowling is legit scaring me." "@HollowCallidora It's fucking terrifying seeing how committed otherwise normal people are to misunderstanding her/misrepresenting her. I think a far more healthy stance is like, yeah, she's said some fucked up stuff in the past, but I see her trying to be better every time." @HollowCallidora THANK YOU GOD DAMMIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RELIEVED I FEEL SEEING SOMEONE SAY IT "@miss_nikola Head empty, holes filled! 🥰" "I don't want to jinx it but it's LOOKING like, fingers crossed, we might have new solar panels up sometime next month? And that means power enough that using my computer will be easier? I'm excited :3" "I mean hell it's that much more secure faking my first name too, and Sally Mander is SO GOOD I think I'll seriously use that lol" @das_kongpital @dour RIGHT?????? @RaeGun2k Nooooo you're one of my best friends on this site reassuring me! 💕💕💕 That IS really good holy shit! https://t.co/zulpCrh1sI "Okay so I hear Build a Bear is next on the meme stock agenda which means that BAB was likely about to go under. I'm sad, but I take solice in knowing I got the best stuffie ever from them a few months before the end 😔 https://t.co/6fHZk8QUSo" "Okay now it HAS to be my porn name, DAMMIT lol" @theogrin same Omg a locked account friend said it's because I'm always wet and I 😳😳😳😳😳😳 @MommyPosie ...prognosis? @theogrin Fair enough! "Kathryn Salamander is a TERRIBLE porn name and yet," @jophenese 😘 "just trying to live that ""no thoughts, head empty, holes filled"" lifestyle 😌" "@jophenese I mean not so secretly now, right? :P" @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX Hell yeah! "I respectfully disagree. There is no shortage of people out there (few of them rich, most of them right wing) who are convinced that simply HAVING a lot of money means you're entitled to it. https://t.co/tNlaflHX4f" "@MajestikDewback Oh damn I actually like BAB. They're targeting businesses that are looking like they're gonna go under tho, RIP :/" Oh I also have a plan for socializing! I still have Discord! I've been meaning to use it more often for LITERAL YEARS. This might finally happen :3 I'm actually weirdly looking forward to my Twitter break next week. What's I'd LIKE to do is read and draw. What I'll LIKELY do is play video games and watch YouTube. But either way it'll be a healing time for me 🥰 "Like, we get it, you control everything and none of us have a say in the matter short of actual revolution. It would just be nice if you actually stuck to your guns and didn't hide behind such obvious, transparent lies. No one is fooled." @Esper_Lily Good! 💕💕💕 "I just wish the rich assholes that run the world would admit they know it's all unfair. The ""free market"" is a lie in so many ways and I just wish they'd own up to it instead of being such sniveling cowards." "@XylariaVG You might seriously be like, the FIRST fellow trans mutual I had on this site, and for that you're in my hall of fame for friends as far as I'm concerned 💕" @Sona_Sonara love you too 💕💕💕 "@BrieHenshin Some rich fucks make money by borrowing stock of a company that's doing really poorly/about to go under and selling it again, keeping the profit. People fed up with this are artificially inflating the value of the stocks by buying a ton for a lot, bankrupting said rich fucks." @AkashaThorne Wh-what? Senpai? You just followed me today! :P @XylariaVG Don't be sorry! That's the truth! "Though when I say ""gave up my boycott"" I mean ""got free Pokémon from them every now and then, and bought a toy a few times"" The last time I sold a game to them was I think 2002 lol" "The reasons I was angry at Gamestop back in uhhhhh like 2008(?) almost feel quaint now (my issues could've easily been applied to all of capitalism but I wasn't there yet), and truth be told I gave up on my boycott a few years ago, but it's still nice to see them dying." "Anyway lost amongst all of this is the fact that Gamestop is still likely going to go out of business, and as someone who boycotted them for nearly a decade: Hell yeah" @zingozaengo @mega64 @M64SC Everyone here mostly looks on-model but who designed Shawn? Might need to finalize that design a bit more "Somehow I keep forgetting that my pussy wasn't ready for fucking until March 2020. There is a trickster god I have angered, this is the only explanation." NOW WE'RE TALKIN https://t.co/ArDQfa2kvV "Either internet losers who can't get laid are capable of toppling billion dollar industries, or my pussy is 🤷‍♀️ Either way: lol" "I can't tell if the argument here is ""incels are dangerous"" or ""women should put out more dammit"" but either way this doesn't exactly help the situation if you're someone who's really into the stability and strength of the stock market. Seems like you're fucked either way." "if i were the economy i'd simply make myself protected against the amount of pussy a bunch of redditors are getting but what do i know, i'm not a big brain economist" sir this is an arby's "@Demodeview You didn't do anything wrong, cutie~" "@Demodeview Me saying ""other cute transfemmes"" implies that I'm a cute transfemme, otherwise I'd just say ""cute transfemmes"", silly :P" @elysianechoes You're my friend!!! @Demodeview This implies you're admitting you're a transfemme https://t.co/yqklhN5Z8E It can't be healthy going this long without an orgy with a bunch of other cute transfemmes @Monicalternate Gosh I'd love to 😳😳😳 "Oh hey silver lining spin: For every mutual I lose, I love my remaining mutuals/friends even more for sticking through my bullshit" my mood rn https://t.co/LI5l1AGLRZ Literally gaining followers from my self-loathing (new people liking the tweets then following) I don't even know what this feeling is 🙃 @CamisGoodBoy It's literally a joke from Robin Hood Men In Tights @Dekaprime You're not 💕 Okay self-loathing spiral mostly over. I think. Horny tweeting will resume shortly. I think. @Jasmine94878907 You didn't do anything wrong 💕 @StrfltGiraffe It's okay 💕 EXACTLY. THANK YOU https://t.co/4qgyOFLq6y @AkashaThorne @PlayOverwatch Okay yeah this is what convinced me to follow back @MapleReam I'm not sure what you mean "I need to remember to make my self-hating tweets set to only people I follow can reply. Otherwise I get (mostly) a bunch of very kind strangers trying to help reassure me, which is very sweet but doesn't help." @RaeGun2k I'm really glad we're friends. I don't deserve a friend as nice as you "which friend am I gonna lose next? who can say, maybe all of them at any moment" Checking to see if a mutual unfollowed me and secretly hoping they did is my self-harm of choice @JenApparently No I've never muted anyone I follow :P Anyway I hate myself "I try to keep what I retweet (image-wise) like a hard PG-13. I maybe don't do a great job with it, but the point is I'm already holding back and yet I still lose mutuals constantly from being lewd. I'm stuck between not wanting to lose those connections and wanting to be myself" I'm not joking "I don't want more followers, I want to stay mutuals with everyone I'm mutuals with" @IzzyBunBop Very cute! Wanna smooch~ @ArtyMaus Yes you are! 😍😍😍 @Lilith_Bites You and Bumblebee match! @StopTweetingMia I'll give it a try then! @StopTweetingMia I've been a patron of theirs on Patreon for well over a year but I've been holding back playing it? Kinda hoping for the final version first? Though maybe I should look into trying it >.> "@StopTweetingMia Gosh I hope so! (That's from Hardcoded, right?)" @acvalens Omg I hope so! @JessicaCyboid Yeah healing from a vaginoplasty ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would've been @Azure_Husky Oh gosh I'm glad that's finally getting solved! @HaileyAdamsXXX goshhhhh yessss 😍😍😍 "@HaileyAdamsXXX (also like, I'm actually excited to top with a strap 👀)" @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddy I need you to fuck me heck 🥵💦 @miss_nikola BAAAAABE your glowup is so good!!! 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX dangit I meant to say the fourth one! That one is so hot!!! I mean they're all but but heck! @Demodeview And just you wait until I'm showing it off constantly! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX i wish you could heck 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh heck for some reason on mobile I didn't notice the third one and I'm getting wet all over agaaaaaaain >/////< 💦💦 @DarkLordRaine @HaileyAdamsXXX bsdfssdhddddfsfhhhhhh @StargirlSednira I'm not there yet but I can't wait! 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF I'll say 🥵💕 @litterboxhex gosh 😍😍😍 And my butt! Gonna have an ass that cuties can't help but top 😤💕 https://t.co/00QXBACPgf @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you 😘💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes I am! :P (Just kidding I knew what you meant. Thank you Daddy!!! 💕💕💕) Okay heck keeping track of how many days but I haven't skipped a single day since starting heck yeah 😤😤😤😤😤😤 @SnortingEstrace *REM sleep "@SnortingEstrace Requires re-wiring your brain to get to REP sleep immediately, which means spending a long time waking yourself up with an alarm every like five or ten minutes every night? It's been years since I looked into it, but apparently it's a lot of misery up front." @SteampunkPenny I love you too Mistress! So much 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX When drawing? Same @HaileyAdamsXXX Looking good so far! Okay that makes a BIT more sense https://t.co/xYgf9q6oAg @tamazonx @retronouns Post-transition doesn't exist as far as I've found Kinda nuts that every time Sam wanted to visit Clarissa in Clarissa Explains It All he had to cart around an entire fucking ladder @PsychicRefugee @retronouns IT'S THE BEST THING "@tainkirrahe I remember when I bought her Then Grimlock, then Megatron, then Shockwave... Good luck not completing Macadam! :V" @SwiftAusterity hhhgghh 🥵 @tainkirrahe Oh you have one of those too "@retronouns If it's cool to say, I'm pretty jealous! I won't get there until I'm 59 :/" @retronouns Yeah that was definitely me pre-op as well @LacoxSophie Mothra was in King of the Monsters in like I think 2019? @HaileyAdamsXXX hggggggggghhhhghggggggghggghhg plz 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX (I love ALL OF THESE and I'm an XL in women's cuts 🥵) @HaileyAdamsXXX jhhggffgffdghd Daddyyyyyyy >/////< @miss_nikola HELL YEAH THROW BOTS @TrashBabyEva @miss_nikola I was thinking something similar but I wasn't sure how to word it without sounding weird >.> @miss_nikola Aw hell yeah! @Oh_its_joanna @retronouns 💕💕💕 @DollieDreamz @sissybarbiepau @PrissyOrcGF #PuffyNipsClub 😤 @MommyPosie It didn't sound like either of those things? @ValerieSummersX You're very good at it! "@MayaOeberg I don't use Discord very much, no, but I often say I want to use it more. I don't want to be seen as intimidating but at the same time, days when it feels like a ton of people are messaging me are really stressful >.>" @miss_nikola Sexy Bionicles: The secret to happiness The best way to win at Twitter is just to just horny tweet @AdequateEmily Okay two things: - Since when did I pass you? You should have more followers than me this is bullshit - How have I never seen this picture before omg "@retronouns If it weren't for awesome friends like you that I love so much, I'd have no reason to be here 💕" Just feeling it a lot tonight lads Twitter is just so awful holy shit @miss_nikola this is a Mood that I am also Experiencing heavily right now 🥵 "Other than days when I fall down a video game obsession hole, I haven't really had a Twitter break since using it regularly starting around April 2017. I dunno, I often think I'm doing better than you'd think hearing that, but I want to feel that peace of a Twitter cleanse" "Okay fuck it I've already delayed this by a week, maybe actually tweeting about it still make me less likely to procrastinate again: Next Monday I'm going to take a Twitter break. It will be for at least a few days but ideally a week. I'll remind y'all again closer to the 1st 💕" @emilyvdw I hope the break helps! 💕 @retronouns IT'S SO GOOD @TrashBabyEva hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😳💦 @TrashBabyEva hhhhggg heck >/////< @TrashBabyEva I need to be topped 😭💕 @OzmaRacc It's best straight from the tap imo @MommyPosie Horny AND tired! The worst combination! So I was already extra horny tonight and I haven't even taken my prog yet 😳😳😳 @SixArmedSweater I un-retweeted 💕 @Twarda8 @Lord_Kristine This looks so cute omg!!! @hmsnofun Omg that's wonderful news!!! 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Gorgeous! 😍 @SarahDemoness @dharmascholar @Sigma_117 Omg it's an official plush??? 😍😍😍 "#DuckTales is such a good show, y'all https://t.co/02frshzUEQ" @tainkirrahe I want to get him to display him with Unicron :3 @MommyPosie gosh 😳 @MommyPosie I th-think I might need a chair like this 😳😳😳 @maiasturbation It's a good take 😤 @baronestrogen Weirdly the movie takes place in 1935 lol @ExistentialEnso Anything for Thorne 💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso I'm signal boosting every tweet I see 💕 @CamisGoodBoy oh heck oh heck oh heck 😳😳😳 @BoringNerdyKate Best kind @SomeBWord as the resident trans transformer expert I can confirm this Don't we all 😔 @RipleyStorm OMG BABE THAT'S WONDERFUL! 💕💕💕 @futanarchy @Lewd_Go_Round_ Gosh it is!!! 😍 @MaiaFranklyn Yeah that was my reaction to their alt mode too @OzmaRacc It very much holds up Adora wants to watch The Journey of Natty Gann with us awwww https://t.co/0g4lpjq4I3 @MarcyKingUltra I mean it makes sense! @theymerSophie Part of the movie Skull Island's justification was to reboot Kong to be larger for exactly this crossover. @tomorrowville That's so cool! @MommyPosie AAAAA I LOVE IT!!! @terriblytrans No that would be extremely hot! "@litterboxhex You're sweet and cute, that's how! 💕" "10/10, 100/100, best show #DuckTales https://t.co/Gys6s0EQrO" "@LeafTilde If you want to sleep without that annoying glow keeping you up, you need to impregnate him before bed 😌" @CaseyExplosion what even is time anymore wtf @LeafTilde AGREED @litterboxhex I usually half-jokingly reply to these that I'm in the cool kids club but seeing some of these profile pics I really do feel that way gosh 😳 @QueenStodge My headcanon is that's just Beast Wars Inferno but his protoform pod malfunctioned in the weirdest way @tainkirrahe I too have been looking respectfully at DuckTales merch online 👀 "@Royce_A_Miller Oh, nice!" @uselessneetgirl @OoCPokemon Oh gosh I'm nowhere near close >.> @HenryWHall I think I completely agree. If you ignore the hair and bodies they look pretty good @secret_jane_ gosh I'd love to~ 😘😘😘 @HenryWHall Interesting! @Arcane_Lain Oh yeah I often schlick to 3D hentai. It's one of the benefits of being immune to the uncanny valley! :V "@secret_jane_ lots of parts of you, huh? 🤔" "@Arcane_Lain The uncanny valley has never bothered me so I didn't mind him either, though I could tell he was CGI" @totallyhealthie Honestly agreed lol Honestly that's part of why I was trying to not talk about the uncanny valley. Getting wax figures MERELY into the uncanny valley I'd call a massive success given how it's effectively impossible to leap the valley "This is a believable explanation as well I don't love shitting on the work of other artists either, especially if it's in a field I know I'm not at all skilled in but like... I mean look at those pictures lol https://t.co/MeY5w4IBPD" "@DeckardTheGecko My only guess is in the original Home Alone display this wax museum had, Kevin was like, on the roof up high so you he didn't need his legs" @secret_jane_ gosh 👀👀👀 I dunno if you're joking or not but this is an explanation I could actually buy Though it still doesn't explain the weird anatomy issues https://t.co/7ZJTnCYeNX "Like CGI Tarkin from Rogue One? Okay, sure, uncanny valley, but it at least LOOKS LIKE HIM and also LOOKS MOSTLY HUMAN I know this is somewhat apples and oranges but hopefully you get what I mean? https://t.co/ZFpYqs89Q2" @0xc0ffea https://t.co/cUbzXj31u4 @ParchmentScroll Nope full sized What’s a comic book moment that lives in your head rent-free? https://t.co/DCUjzFzy8y @miss_nikola Massive improvement @DarkLordRaine it's like one of those riddles about you making a rock you can't move @nlrghorny it's the best imo @khaleesi_britt @mvbrat91 SAME 😭😭😭 @caraesten I'm sorry WHAT @MommyBlakesFeet hecc 🥺🥺🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX plz use my slutty mouth Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @HenryWHall @saintwalker98 I've never heard of it so maybe lol @Jay_Glenny I'm kind of upset by this comment so I'll just leave it at maybe you shouldn't watch it "@HaileyAdamsXXX I love when you call me princess, Daddy!!! 😍😍😍" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I do often, Daddy! 🥺🥺🥺" @Jay_Glenny Ducktales 2017 "@BrattyBekka I returned the Italian version I got two years ago because while it would've played, I wouldn't be able to ever buy DLC for it. I wasn't necessarily planning on getting DLC, but knowing that still annoyed me" "@crystalskyes80 They won't play on most players I have access too, but I got a disc drive that can rip blu-rays, I just need to install it lol" @MommyPosie gosh 😳 "transfemmes who go by ""Daddy"" are more powerful than God" "I actually decided on the Deluxe Edition in part because I know often collectors editions vary greatly between countries so if the picture of the DE had an ESRB rating, I was likely to be receiving the North American release lol" So it somehow took almost two years (holy fuck where does the time go) but Amazon has Deluxe Editions of KH3 in stock for some reason so I finally bought the game in the right region! I should really go back and finish KH2... 🤔 genderfuckery is so hot @HaileyAdamsXXX 100% of my time playing TF2 was 2Fort as Engineer lol "@Kwillowcoleman Basically, yeah. Most of the figures are still affordable online, except weirdly the triplets and Webby" @RipleyStorm I hope the surgery goes well :/ "@maegodhavemercy @joffeorama I think what might matter more is what Netflix found: That most drop off from binging/watching after season 2, hence why so many Netflix shows end around there. Disney has ""enough"" for streaming forever :/" @Archaema Fair point lol "@Archaema Nah I think the sigma thing was made up more to explain why acting alpha doesn't actually make you win life or women. ""Uhhhhh well, um, SIGMA males are like, supernaturally perfect! We can't compete with them!""" @alliecat345 This is from the reboot. He'd be a literal newborn in the original show. The date is a reference/callback :P "To be clear, I'm not talking about the mpreg fanfiction genre thing. That's it's own thing and exists in fantasy, which I don't really have an issue with. I'm laughing at the men who think alpha/beta humans are an actual scientific thing" @QueenOfElam @tehcakezrliez It is. It's also I think like a super beta among incels I guess? I dunno "Incels saw the ""new guy just dropped"" meme and wildly misunderstood it" @miss_nikola gosh you have the best fantasies 😍 "Trying to decide which answer to the question ""Are there sigma wolves?"" would be funnier: 1. ""No, of course not, that would be stupid"" 2. ""Yes""" "Laughing at how the whole alpha/beta thing was co-opted from a study on wolves that wasn't even true, but even if it was, why would it apply to humans, and even if THAT made sense now there's sigma & omega males & like none of the guys buying into this realize it's just astrology" The crummier-looking one almost looks like a smaller one or maybe like the one they had for not-Disney Stores but they all have the same info and measurement in the listing titles Webby and wbyy The variance in quality in these Disney Store plushies is shocking (the better-looking ones are of course the more expensive ones on eBay 🙄) https://t.co/4DHzFPvtY6 @joffeorama @maegodhavemercy I thought the syndication number was like 100? "@joffeorama @maegodhavemercy It's so frustrating because if they made a hypothetical season four Disney+ exclusive, that's a selling point for the service!" @maegodhavemercy Yeah :/ "@maegodhavemercy Ugh, yeah, this would've been a perfect series for a streaming exclusive thing. I never hear anyone talk about Disney XD or whatever. I don't know anyone who has cable anymore. It was a show too early for Disney+ to be its primary platform but that's what it needed I think" @ArtifexH I mean the last 10 episodes are still set to come out. It's a current series even if it started 3+ years ago and it's ending soon @maegodhavemercy I think my experience probably is somewhat common. It just didn't find its audience in time "@maegodhavemercy Like I remember briefly considering buying Scrooge, but then thinking ""I want to watch the new series before I invest in any toys for it"" I only waited a couple years! And now it's all over" "@maegodhavemercy Yeah I was only able to find an easy place to watch it because of Disney+ And I remember when Targets had small Ducktales sections for a solid year, but apparently the company that made them kinda cheaped out and I guess no one bought them..." "Like maybe if the show showed no sign of stopping anytime soon I'd hold out hope for a different toy company to get the license but nope, this show and its merch is over. Forever. I'm sad." Falling in love with the new series and then discovering it's ending this year and this is the only widely available merchandise is kinda heartbreaking https://t.co/DsUa1OK9bU @LuminaWah Every day they're out there making "@HenryWHall Oof, starting to worry about the Scrooge I ordered on Amazon 😬" @HenryWHall That's fair. I just want more merch from my new favorite show. Like I'd take a shitty Della Duck figure if it was the only one ever made. "Btw if you want just any old Gizmoduck figure, Funko has you covered. It's just that there are so many good designs and better characterizations in the 2017 series... https://t.co/tiRVgDKtXJ" And these legacy brands almost never revisit unique and interesting spin-offs. Future Ducktales merch will all be either 1987 stuff or based on whatever reboot they might do in the distant future. "Searching ""Ducktales toys"" on most toy sites shows they're still making plenty of merch for the old series but the 2017 stuff is well & truly done and I'm wondering how many collectors that prefer Scrooge wear blue & the triplets be clones of each other know what they're missing." YEP THAT DELLA DUCK WITH THE SPEAR GODDAMMIT LIKE THE ONE FIGURE I WANTED MOST 😭😭😭 https://t.co/cMfVJHf1fp "@litterboxhex I only live with 2 of them to be fair >.> But I don't think I'd get what I need just from 3 either, is all" @Alexecuted Nah I figured it out. The rest of the line was cancelled NOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/ybIkSEgdqE @litterboxhex I mean I'm dating 7 people 🤷‍♀️ "Blathering blatherskite, they were planning on releasing a Gizmoduck figure! And that looks like maybe a Della Duck with the Spear of Seline playset on the right? This blurry-ass pic is apparently from Toy Fair 2019... https://t.co/2tJlAI0fEf" "@ArtemisInque @NoContextTFs I can't tell, the rex head looks superimposed" @NoContextTFs I have so many questions @amadcartoonist @AmazonChique Came here to ensure someone tweeted this gif @Janna_802 Yep. One of the few figures I want and never got too :/ https://t.co/GJSi9sYEEq @anactualpokemon The one and only! "Like I'm not even a Bomberman fan, it's just surprising he's not in Smash already" Bomberman should really be in Smash @JennyENicholson Omg you're seriously gonna cover one of my favorite toy lines! I can't wait :3 "@StopTweetingMia It's so clear, every time 🥰" "The aesthetic of the original He-Man toys interest me far less than MOTUC, but for characters like Scareglow where his MOTUC figure is going for like $400, this isn't a bad toy. Might even get Skeletor and Hordak 👀" @ValestiVale Right??? He glows a TON Oh heck the articulation is even better than MOTUC figures! https://t.co/DEGXatrbBa His card arrived extremely dusty for some reason??? And the artwork is neat enough that I might wanna keep it RIP https://t.co/n6TFvSKTs4 "@PrissyOrcGF I mean, at LEAST!" @caraesten same tho "@MrsStephinMerit The plot of the episode deals greatly with Gummi Berry juice, but the Gummi Bears themselves are presumably long gone" "@MrsStephinMerit I haven't finished the series, but for season one, what I posted is what there is" @litterboxhex 😍😍😍 @maegodhavemercy EEEEEE I CAN'T WAIT @silkygamer He literally voices Darkwing Duck in this show lol They clearly wanted to go a different route with the character I wish the toy line for this show like... tried... at all https://t.co/BTE2hcfi92 "Okay, so far the new canon goes Darkwing Duck: TV show Gummi Bears: Ancient history Talespin: Happening now #DuckTales https://t.co/tNOZDgmUIt" @retronouns Yes! It's on Disney+! @found_serenity You should! I LOVED GUMMI BEARS SO MUCH when I was little in the early 90's watching the Disney Channel 😭😭😭💕 AAAAAAA GUMMI BEARS OMG OMG OMG :D :D :D #DuckTales https://t.co/i0KurghRWG "@SportIsARight I'd like to think the folks who made this show aren't that out of touch, but I guess it's possible :/" @blindrapture Yep! "Officically? Probably not. Unofficially? Well, she's a mallard, so, https://t.co/qoYNqXDjqf" Yep! That's where I'm watching it! https://t.co/1wFCQDtgiz Wow she's trans AND anti-capitalist? 😍 #DuckTales https://t.co/IBhn9LGZ30 @tainkirrahe This is why he says Dewey is his best friend. He recognizes his own "And honestly, I saw the season one finale already, so I know Lena's true origin. Makes these scenes even more powerful tbh" """With the hand of my best friend, we bring about the money shark's end"" 😭😭😭" @SportIsARight There's a LOT of feels in this show! I love this show so much #DuckTales https://t.co/InrINjuZHO @HaileyAdamsXXX THIS IS SO CUTE OMG 💕💕💕 Huey: Book smart Louie: Street smart Dewey: Not smart @JenMDupois Gosh! 💕 IT'S SO GOOD https://t.co/rE7MTfrBnh Love how Glomgold threw this party to start a love triangle with his rival when in reality Goldie is Scrooge's ACTUAL rival Ducktales 2017 binge continues today with S1E16 The Golden Lagoon of White Agony Plains! @Dekaprime Awwww thank you 💕💕💕💕 @Esper_Lily Awwww heck thank you 😭💕💕💕 @leondarkfire Heck yeah! That's wonderful 💕💕💕 (though I'm also cool with just @'ing me since you can only DM me if I'm following you [for personal safety reasons]) Huge same! 🥰🥰🥰 @SportIsARight Omg what a weirdo lol "@SportIsARight Oh totally, I get it. It just annoys the shit out of me when people are that cluelessly ignorant. You'd think given how concerned they are they'd like, research any of this 🙄" @SweetBeansComix You have fans! Because your comics are really good! @SweetBeansComix YEP mine's on the way! I can't wait! 💕💕💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah I feel it's at best a symbolic victory. Us getting banned from the military really fucked me up, and not because I or anyone I knew wanted to join or was currently enlisted. It just was a really bad sign." @SportIsARight The way that question is worded proves that person doesn't know wtf they're talking about @Azure_Husky Your tweet is how I found out about this. I'm not here for anyone dunking on it. Banning us from the military was terrifying for what it could've easily led to. And I'm not here to judge anyone whose been forced into the military by capitalism. @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling SAME!!! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @transcodex I mean they ARE measured in cc after all :V @PrissyOrcGF TWO whole zugs??? 😮😮😮 @PrissyOrcGF Gosh I could use more zug in my life 😳 @SteampunkPenny (wookiee is spelled with two e's) wanna invite a cute girl over while I wear nothing but this @NLRG_ Yeah that's why I still love you :P @miss_nikola @DollieDreamz One unexpected benefit of this is I'll be able to retweet more stuff from my SW friends onto main lol @NLRG_ Your unwavering adherence to constant contrarianism at all costs would be admirable if I understood even a bit of it lol @AntikytheraClio Oh! Archimedes was the eureka guy? I didn't know that! "(Not to imply that $1,400 checks would be pointless. Far from it! Just that it isn't $2,000. Period.)" @AntikytheraClio Cats bathe themselves? That's an odd question "@Demodeview @Kaelyrhn Yep, they/them in their bio 💕" @JimSterling AAAAAAA YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN TODAY'S EPISODE 😍😍😍 AAAAAAAA THE NEWEST JIMQUISITION!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 "I know not everyone's going to understand this (though I bet most of my followers will) but when you're not rich, the longer you wait between $600 and $1,400 the less it's anywhere near $2,000 🤷‍♀️" @skellysunrize I have a couple voids too hehe @JenDurbent LOL I wonder if anyone's gonna argue that in honest defense of Biden @skellysunrize I LOVE THEM 🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/NsiVfQQL3s Can't spin that in Joe's favor huh "Gee the people who kept reminding us that $1,400 + $600 is $2,000 (and acting like that's totally fine) sure are quiet now that ""immediately"" has become ""like two months maybe""" I love my little Archimedes so much 💕💕💕 https://t.co/7EH5DvH2jP "@Katabassist Vanellope to me doesn't read as a kid. I know canonically she is, but I don't get the impression that her friendship with Ralph is an adult/child friendship? And then Shank is also an adult... I think yeah, a polyamorus reading makes way more sense" @LeafTilde hhhhggghh yes 🥵🥵🥵 @CamisGoodBoy Couldn't agree more @GwenPoptimism Yeah tbh I was planning on taking Tali's side solely because of my crush on her lol (Never got that far tho) "@JennyENicholson With Idle I can believe he just filmed his stuff then forgot about it, but wasn't Ellen's animatronic really advanced for the time? And presumably they made like a life cast of her face and took detailed photos of her for reference... I feel like it would've felt like a big deal." @GwenPoptimism I never played ME3 lol. She dies no matter what? @InstantSunrise Yep! Honestly it's not that surprising but it's still disappointing "@AriDrennen Yeah, it does that" "I know people didn't care for the sequel and like, yeah it's not as good at the first one, but you cannot tell me Vanellope wasn't crushing on Shank" @biologicalriley RIGHT???? There is no heterosexual explanation for Tali @biologicalriley Nope! I played Femshep as an egg and the only girl I fell for was Tali. Sucked 🙃 Two things that'd be at the top of my list of things I'd want fixed in a hypothetical remake and I highly doubt they'll do either now that they're actually doing a remake Literally all the fanart interpretations of what Tali looked like were better than this @JulieYBM I don't think it's editing. I think she writes scripts/notes well and is an engaging speaker more likely "That's not even a criticism, I just don't know how she does it lol" "Not gonna pretend as though any YouTuber's job is easy but lemme tell you, if I thought I could bring in a million views from me sitting on my bed in front of my stuffies just talking about my favorite stuff like Jenny Nicholson does I'd at least TRY to start a channel tomorrow" Yes I got this idea from another tweet I saw on the TL but they had a good point okay The Wreck-It Ralph series feels queer to me @PrissyOrcGF And we thank you for it! @PrissyOrcGF Yeah this is literally the purpose of Twitter lol "@LambChopInPamps No, but if you follow @TenaciousRanch there's a lot of alpacas :P" @lewdstarbun bottle of dressing on our roof? call that ranch on a ranch "For context, yes both OP and I live on the ranch lol" """Day 3, no one suspects I'm really a chicken""" @Monicaaaaaah lol same @tainkirrahe OH HECK "@MaiaFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 So wet with, um, energon" @theymerSophie You literally didn't even say that particular tweet was being transphobic wtf is Peter on about "@Speed_Freak01 Left to right: Wet Slash, Dry Slash" @OzmaRacc hecc tho 🥺 @A_MxPromiscuous I missed a lot of season 1 while Mistress was watching. Been spending the day catching up oh god I'm 4 months older than Launchpad D: https://t.co/EjBLxedFXX Yaaaay Darkwing Duck!!! 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola gosh those both sound nice 🥵🥵🥵 "@lavndrapplewolf Kinda opposite. ""Twilight"" was pink and ""Fluttershy"" was purple" @LilSunflowerClo @HookedAesthetic *huffs* D:< @HookedAesthetic *grumbles* okay >.> @HookedAesthetic hhhhggg h-heeeey D:< @CamisGoodBoy Hell yeah @HookedAesthetic It's our secret you big baby 💕 @JenApparently @SixoTF Ooooh good idea! "@GeekyPug87 Fair, but her voicing a pony alongside Libman is definitely an intentional MLP reference :P" @nlrghorny RHUDE D:< @HaileyAdamsXXX YEP same @RaeGun2k Gosh they look good!!! "@HaileyAdamsXXX I'm terrible at drawing hair tbh, but yeah I like when fursonas have hair. At this point I'm more interested in commissioning art for my fursona in part because of this issue" @BrattyBekka No I mean season 3 is almost over which means the series is almost over. Though yeah I personally still have lots to watch which is nice lol @NLRG_ @femboyymilf @CamisGoodBoy AWWWWWW 💕 @Demodeview Yeah I'm both several episodes into season 2 and watching most of season 1 for the first time lol. Basically I skipped most of 1 the last time and I'm fixing that now. I LOVE Della and I'm excited to get back to her being in the show! :D "@Gryphman Awww, they're out of scale? I wanted to get them all too..." @Demodeview I got there earlier with Mistress but I missed a ton of episodes. I'm not there again just yet I'm greatly annoyed that there isn't a Della Duck figure D:< @maxine_red It's amazing! I HIGHLY recommend it! @thenickfanclub Yep! Been binging it all day! @MommyPosie It's easily one of my favorite shows of the 2010's Me @ my followers https://t.co/WxJt4ExkMM @LilSunflowerClo COMPLETELY AGREE (That's Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie for my non-Brony followers) OMG THEY'RE VOICED BY TARA STRONG AND ANDREA LIBMAN https://t.co/Gr3QLOoEnW Ducktails 2017 is so good it's making me enjoy a GOLF episode! I hate golf! :D @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG yes!!! I can't wait to share it with you!!! 💕💕💕 I'm kind of upset at myself for sleeping on this series for so long. Now it's almost over! There was a Huey and Dewey two pack at Walgreens in town yesterday that was being sold for less than people are selling them for online hmmm season 4 fans https://t.co/YdIwcASXP5 "Yep, hence why I thought that lol https://t.co/PJ1jYLYKs1" @BVDGRRL You're good in my book. Fuck people trying to dig up shit when you've grown so much as a person. Is this a Community reference? https://t.co/jhEbaisTHj @tainkirrahe I mean you could pretend it was £22 with £4 shipping! :V @tainkirrahe I WANT TO OWN THEM ALL NOW @HaileyAdamsXXX Oof :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX Is there other stuff to eat? @HaileyAdamsXXX oh no :/ Welp https://t.co/zn4WxxGeRA "@Dekaprime Yeah, but... the rest of Twitter might" @JessicaCyboid Heck yeah! All healed up? :3 "It's weird that Donald wears a Glomgold uniform throughout the entire series lol Don't me wrong, black looks great on him, but it's a weird origin" "@Dekaprime Yes but I'd rather not get canceled for accidentally talking about an incest ship :P (I guess I didn't need to delete the whole thread, but I panicked lol)" @Dekaprime No trust me it's better this way. Seriously thank you @Dekaprime fuck I forgot I'm sorry >.> "This little guy is from the comic! I have a figure of him in a box somewhere from like, 10 years ago at least lol https://t.co/wKr6IDNjie" Webby does not care for her previous incarnation lol https://t.co/2obddbI3kv "It's actually kinda hard to watch this show in the background because it moves REALLY fast lol. I'll look away and it'll be like, ""Wait how did they get there""" @SwiftAusterity Wait really? o.o "@MayaOeberg Willing to bet that was the first time Launchpad's VA ever had to speak Swedish, so, :P" "In a later episode there's a bit where someone speaks in another language that IS meant to be understood by English-speakers watching it on TV and that has subtitles baked into the video, but the streaming captions cover those so they still translate. This is way more tho!" "@retronouns Not at the moment, no" @Dekaprime oh no :/ HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST ONE https://t.co/VvOg6zDoIp The closed captioned subtitles actually translated another language into English wtf they never do that https://t.co/GMkXQlFXkv Okay so I missed most of Ducktales 2017 season one because Mistress was binging it and I wanted to play Minecraft so I'm going back and watching it all while ALSO playing Minecraft 😤 @OtherverseG OMG I EVEN HAVE THE BOOK ALREADY (I SUCK AT READING BOOKS AFTER BUYING THEM LOL) https://t.co/XPEJlk83CW @itsviviactually I LOVED THAT PART @Dekaprime NOOOOOOOOOOO Which season is that? :/ @OtherverseG OMG REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME!! @SillyDrizzy For me what really helped was getting an exercise buddy! Mine is my GF 🥰 @LeafTilde the best kind tbh @HardSundae YESSSSS GOD 😍😍😍😍 14 days straight (gay) of exercising every. Damn. Day 😤😤😤😤 I feel POWERFUL Terrible videos: Not even once It's almost unsettling watching Best of the Worst episodes from 6 years ago where all the guys look 15 years younger """We can't just put the character everyone's waiting for in the first season! We gotta draw that shit out!"" And I don't need to watch it lol" @Respectful_Succ Appledash was canonized in the last episode tho? "@Kaelyrhn I always forget what they're called, thank you!" Aw tight I don't need to watch it then https://t.co/zKn5FkVVVn "Yeah I don't think they'll ever confirm it, but keeping it ambiguous is certainly possible! https://t.co/dbGjimrho0" "@tainkirrahe I tried to watch it a few years ago and it didn't really hold up for me which made me really sad BUT it was like, concentrated nostalgia. I was four again." @MessorTrisha EVEN BETTER @MessorTrisha LOVE THIS I assume this was in an episode I missed lol I suspect that eventually Ducktales will delve into who the triplets' dad was (hell it might've even been mentioned in an episode I missed/haven't seen yet) but for the moment I'm enjoying reading her as a lesbian. Honestly how could I not? "@MessorTrisha True, and I have learned their personalities for the most part now, but when I first started watching I hadn't, and more than a few friends have mentioned they want to start watching" @Kaelyrhn @bunnarchist She's definitely a transbian mood @Jachra Yep! I added the hat thing in the reply. They all have hues (colors) so I tried to stick with a naming trick that allows for someone competely forgetting every other detail about them lol @tainkirrahe He cannot rest until all planes are crashed @tainkirrahe @MaiaFranklyn MRS. BEAKLEY IS A FORMER SECRET AGENT AND BUFF AS HELL DUCKWORTH IS A GHOST "@OtherverseG Oh I can't either, don't worry. I look that shit up on tfwiki lol" @MaiaFranklyn YOU MUST "@CamisGoodBoy Would if I could, gosh 🥺🥺🥺" Anyway watch Ducktales 2017 "For 30 years I didn't need to learn the difference between them because there hardly was a difference! And it's not like the Ninja Turtles where they look similar minus their colors but act differently, it was a Bill & Ted situation where they're written as one character." @Kaelyrhn Yep! "@OtherverseG Well in the original series telling the triplets apart was hardly necessary. They're like one character. Also for me it was ""Rocksteady is the color of rocks"" because I was like four" @tainkirrahe YES YOU CAN SHE'S THE BEST @CamisGoodBoy PUP TASKS "(Oh and Huey has a Hat, but I felt sticking with colors was easier)" "Okay here's how I memorized the Duck triplets names in case this helps anyone else: Dewey is the easiest. Dew is made of water, water is blue. Huey, whose name starts with an H, is red, and fire, which is also red, is Hot. Louie isn't actually Lime green, but close enough." @tzivya You really do! Webby is EVEN COOLER. She's has the same VA as Sadie from Steven Universe! "Another great thing I love about Della is she wanted to name Huey, Dewey, and Louie Jet, Turbo, and Rebel. She even wrote down the names in case no one could understand Donald. I have to assume Donald lost the note she wrote lol" "FUCKING RIGHT??? Also I'm a fake fan, the Ducktales wiki says she's Donald's twin sister, so she was piloting planes when she was a baby, which I 100% believe but that doesn't make her the older sister my bad lol https://t.co/0IQ6Um6LvQ" "@Kaelyrhn You really should! Every single character just shines in this show, but Della is like this wonderful conglomeration of her boys' personalities" "Anyway, this is a Della Duck stan account https://t.co/1XRsgggAzN" "Also in one episode she mentions she was piloting planes while Donald was still in diapers and like, yeah, of course she's the older sister. As someone with a sister 8 years older than me that checks out" "I realized after a couple of Della-centric episodes that like, she REALLY feels like Donald's sister. I believe that those two grew up together." There definitely needs to be more adult female characters that are allowed to be weird like that but Ducktales at least has Della Duck. Actually Ducktales in general has a refreshingly sizable cast of unconventional female characters "@NikatinePrime Wow, lewd 🥺" @retronouns It's true I remember you saying that @transscribe lol same https://t.co/waLSOQYW4V @RajelAran She said to tell you she got the message @RajelAran I'll let her know then @acvalens @GraceEventide Oh no :/ @RajelAran @TrexPushups I'm friends with her but I'm not sure I understand your request? You're already @'ing her? @Monicalternate hi 🥺🥺🥺 @themouseyouknow That's @tobyfox @piffyjackie He hears gravity "@piffyjackie Yes, his name is Sigma" Sign #1: You really want to know what that melody is https://t.co/7jC7GTWJJa @Elli_Trans Congrats! @miss_nikola Sounds like some self-care is definitely needed 💕 @Katabassist You're wonderful and I love you! 💕💕💕 @abrahams_wife God I wish any of those people were me @PrissyOrcGF ...There's a painting of the Kool-Aid man in your closet @TrashBabyEva Extremely! @Demodeview Omg I need this shirt @AlcaLust r-really? 😳 @MessorTrisha Oh I could never do that! They all love to snuggle with us and we love to snuggle with them! We just have two kittens who are rambunctious. They'll mellow out when they get to about a year old. @Shadanthe1 @BrattyBekka @maegodhavemercy @viragoergosum Bouncing here and there and everywhere! "@BrattyBekka @maegodhavemercy @viragoergosum I haven't been binging it all, I missed a fair number of episodes. I loved Gummi Bears as a kid!" "@maegodhavemercy @viragoergosum I watched all of the Disney Afternoon stuff on the Disney Channel in the 90's, and that included The Wuzzles! I can still sing the theme song :3" That works I guess lol https://t.co/uygiAyZGQI @litterboxhex I'd start gayly stammering 😍 "When Scrooge says cannae the subtitles spell it ""cannot"" but when Glomgold says it they spell it right! Glomgold isn't even Scottish!" @viragoergosum Gosh I hope so! Dewey and Della were just singing along to Powerline! There are SO MANY crossovers and references in Ducktales I love it so much "@MaiaFranklyn That's directed at people complaining, not you lol" @MaiaFranklyn Like just don't bend them that far lol He's not an acrobat "@tainkirrahe ... what's his name? I'm JUST looking at the price, this is window shopping >.>" @tainkirrahe Becka stop making me want one D:< @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT??? @NikatinePrime Hell yeah! "@ManjiButt It was this morning, but it's better now" @vexwerewolf It kinda is ngl "@MaiaFranklyn I think for me he's like in the top ten, maybe even top five best figures in WfC" "@SaraLegoGirl I can't remember which one had Sweeps, but I think it was Cyclonus. And His Armada is a joke name :P" @SaraLegoGirl You're thinking of Scourge and his Huntsmen "@MaelJade_ I think we're on 1.16, but yeah" @HenryWHall I know lol I think I might have to double dip on this guy anyway. The last Cyclonus was incredible too and this one still blows it out of the water! https://t.co/h0BdKdL3V9 https://t.co/HyNNj8EdiZ Aw tight this is my favorite Transformer https://t.co/pjlFYf1EGK "@MaiaFranklyn I was planning on getting him anyway but Becka's tweeting definitely made me think ""Oh I have to grab this guy now"" when I saw him at Walmart yesterday lol https://t.co/isrZEOUMe0" This guy is SO SATISFYING to transform! This right here? This bit of collapsable genius? It's SO GOOD https://t.co/tSvUmMkdZj "Now the question is, is this Cylcobus or And His Armada? 🤔 https://t.co/IYW3DZuh3L" @NotGyro I still need to join my GF's server lol This is the first time I've bothered making one of these. Expanding my horizons! :V https://t.co/wI1ohYPgb0 @darthdyke @NLRG_ Wow it even has a pacifier @OtherverseG Oh no if this chunky boy smacked my face it would've been extremely deep It was one of the kittens @HaileyAdamsXXX They're Animal Crossing socks! :3 https://t.co/bldbMUqndD Just me and my buddy Archimedes snuggling 🥰 https://t.co/gljB6hpdDf "@ARCTIC_ST0RM It'll be $23. If they for some reason needed to increase the price, you'd get an email saying they did. I nabbed that same pre-order lol. Still dunno how it was that cheap" "@BVDGRRL I'm glad venting helped, but gosh that sounds really awful :/ I love you tons and I hope you can find help with this 💕💕💕" @HookedAesthetic shots fired lol @tainkirrahe Which third party Rippersnapper is he? @tainkirrahe NICE He's a handsome lad gosh @its_ryles True 🤔 "And hell if this does scar, I can get a tattoo to cover it up one day maybe 🥰" "@retronouns Thank you, same x.x" @FreyjaErlings They really are x.x Yeah this was during a game of tag with the kittens and Midna (who's an adult cat but kitten sized). You know when a cat will be being chased and then they quickly change direction? This was a direction change scratch x.x https://t.co/aMgMOe0qni @LambChopInPamps Right??? Me too x.x "If the pain hadn't woken me up, the ""SMACK"" would have. It was very loud x.x" "Honestly if there was a place I would've preferred they scratched on my face, right near my side shave away from any important organs would probably have been my preference. Could've been worse 😬" @Kaelyrhn Yeah I'm really hoping this doesn't scar. We cleaned it with isopropyl alcohol "@TheKassandraP I don't tend to share the art of other people unless I can remember their name and credit them, and I can't" [cw blood] Who has two thumbs was just woken up at like 6am by being smacked in the face by a cat running at top speed? x.x https://t.co/zaKnTEvJXn @chibikonatsu I'm not on season 3 yet! Tired: How are Goofy and Pluto both dogs? Inspired: How are Mickey and Gadget both mice? "@Cuddlz1996 Yeah he turns into a volkswagen-esque alt mode, but I don't think it was properly licensed for this particular toy" @VondranArt aaaaaaa you're so good at drawing such amazing squish! 😍 @trgrrl It feels so viscerally wrong to see it from this angle @Colezze Oh no :/ @litterboxhex gosh ur voice is hot 🥺 @NLRG_ Love you too 😘 @BrattyBekka SHE'S KINDA THE BEST CHARACTER @NLRG_ *head pats* @NLRG_ You're unbearably adorable @MommyPosie Yeah it's kind of terrifying :/ "As a reminder just in case my suspicion was correct: Do not follow me/interact with my tweets if you're under 18, please. I block minors on sight." "I got the sense that the self-hating queers in the thread that followed from that quote tweet were probably kids? 19 at the oldest, though no ages were listed. Anyway that and the fact that they seem queer are the only reasons I'm not going to town with screenshots and callouts." "If you're going to be transphobic/transmisogynistic at me in quote tweet form, might help if you keep your account locked. Otherwise you kinda draw attention to yourself and I'll just block you 🤷‍♀️" @MrsStephinMerit That's my plan! "In the original series, the triplets were basically one character! Webby's entire character was just ""the girl one""!" "Even with being as big of a fan of the original Ducktales that I am, the new series is SO GOOD that like, it's completely replaced the original in my mind. THAT is Ducktales to me now" Suddenly realized this rando had extreme Flintheart Glomgold energy "Also I know from seeing a screenshot ages ago that Launchpad was born in 1987 too lol It's a good year to be born in, but I might be biased 😤" McDuck lost 87 cents because the original series started in 1987 :V @BrattyBekka Watching it now! OMG https://t.co/ZeTw5hbpgb @joffeorama Oh yeah!! @BrattyBekka I dunno! "Ha, they recreated that scene in the original intro with McDuck and Glomgold trying to get the lamp but with Ma Beagle instead" @transgirlinSEA @a_alice_nsfw 😳😳😳 "@transgirlinSEA @a_alice_nsfw waiting for me to come, huh? 🥵" @BrattyBekka It really is!!! @isthatyourmain Yes. Very often >.> "More Ducktales 2017 tonight! This episode title mentions a lamp, are we getting the genie from the movie? :D" @AyanaChaotic The original Blurr had a much worse-looking toy lol. This one's brand new https://t.co/0AsXIuiqdU @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview I love that about us 😍😍😍 @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX Good~ The ENTIRE BACK HALF OF HIS HEAD is light piping https://t.co/F8K17eA3Vw We'vegotDecepticonsatthegatesDecepticonsintheairDecepticonsinthewallsDecepticonsDecepticonsDecepticonsifwebeattheminthewallsthenthey'restillintheairifweshootthemoutoftheairthenthey'restillatthegatessowheredoesthatleaveusnowherethat'swhere https://t.co/BUSGWLrCXY @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview hhhggggghddd Daddyyyyy 🥵 @TheMogMiner That's awesome! @Demodeview It's rough being this hot 😭😭😭 @Demodeview Finally someone says it! Thank you! 😭💕 @Demodeview that's true I was @Demodeview OH I GET IT OMG "@Demodeview No, but a lot of people seem to think I did for some reason" @TheMogMiner Yeah the thing I experienced was definitely very different. I never thought to track down individual dev's emails @transgirlinSEA You're pretty!!! @transgirlinSEA But you! @transgirlinSEA @a_alice_nsfw 😳😳😳💕 @little_lizzie22 It's on Amazon hehe @AutumnLaMonster I've cracked so many eggs with that tweet hehe. Happy to help! "Thank you for actually checking your Twitter and humoring weird fans like me, @grantkirkhope 💕" "@TheMogMiner @grantkirkhope Getting an answer! That's the thing! I'd send the weirdest questions into their letters page... and they'd just... answer them wtf. I asked if Jolly Roger was going to be in Nuts & Bolts, as a joke, and they just said yes so I got the weirdest accidental scoop" brb just gonna go fangirl scream for 3 hours straight https://t.co/bQvqcSIMnU @grantkirkhope @TheMogMiner Listen I remember when it felt like no one knew who the hell I was talking about when I said your name. Not so anymore! "@machtackle I literally just assumed that figure was Daniel. I don't know why I assumed that, but I did. Now I know better lol" @TheMogMiner @grantkirkhope Pretty sure I'd be a stammering mess if we ever crossed paths lol @BoringNerdyKate this is a Good Tweet 🥵 @TheMogMiner @grantkirkhope I own the soundtrack on LP! One of the best in gaming imo @TheMogMiner @grantkirkhope I too was a Kirkhope fan before it was cool lol "Soooooo many errands today. Nearly done, but I'm already out of spoons RIP" @TheMogMiner It's my favorite platformer series too! Always good to find out a friend is also a fan 🥰🥰🥰 @Colezze Oh gosh I hope it goes well. Update us when you're out? 💕 To all my closest friends who take the time to message me and initiate a conversation even though I'm terrible at doing the same despite how much I love and care about you: Thank you. I feel like I don't deserve y'all 💕💕💕💕 @Dekaprime I mean all but the Arcee were intentionally scaled together but yeah they look great next to each other! "@GellmanRebecca Please, it's a debit card :P" "As much as the scumbag brain parts of my brain still get jabs in of ""Nobody actually cares about you"" and such, I encounter evidence to the contrary on a nearly daily basis which strips a lot of the bite from those thoughts. I feel kinda blessed 🥰" Selfie at the Target because my tiddies are rockin' today 🍈🍈✨ https://t.co/txyTFWGRfN @TheMogMiner I'm legit kinda jealous hehe So I assume you're a big Banjo-Kazooie fan like myself too? Me: I don't care about Deadpool Also me after they announce this figure' I care a bit about Deadpool https://t.co/faI74bUqYd @TheMogMiner That's so cool!!! The fact that this Walgreens has the gall to charge $20 for this POS figure in 20-fucking-21 is astounding @TheMogMiner OMG is that a YL PS4??? 😍😍😍😍😍 Over five years of shelfwarming has GOT to be a record holy shit https://t.co/XwhuGZBb0w "I can't even remember when I Kickstarted Yooka-Laylee originally... like 2013? Almost a decade later and I still get the occasional updates via email, it's kind of adorable 🥰 https://t.co/JyJNoD1Ovn" "Transformers switching from being packaged in vehicle mode to being packaged in robot mode goes against the franchise's slogan ""robots in disguise."" In this essay," "@tzivya Well, not in disguise YET... have to open them first :P" @SofaJustice @JustBeLexiB I mean obviously he was named after Ebenezer Scrooge but he wasn't specifically invented to portray literally that character. Initially it was just a good name because he's rich lol @SofaJustice @JustBeLexiB Right??? "they had,, robots,,, at Walmart,,,, https://t.co/xLcLQzl5pH" @Demodeview You are not :P "@piffyjackie She's been a Fox News watcher for years. I try to avoid political discussions with her, though. I'm worried I'll find out she voted for Trump." "Wow you aren't queer? That's pretty cringe, bro" @StopTweetingMia Omg I feel so fucking bad for non-queers @nyaakat @maiasturbation Goddess I know this mood well 😔 @SadieSpells37 I've 100%'d the game twice on Switch and it plays wonderfully imo Just the loading times that area noticably rough @piffyjackie I'm too scared to look into it. I'm worried the answer might be she is @Samwitch11 This comic is so good!!! 💕💕💕 "@SadieSpells37 It runs okay imo. I'm not great at recognizing frame rate issues unless they're really bad, so I think it's okay in that regard. Worst part is the loading times are the longest I've ever experienced on modern hardware" @piffyjackie I sincerely hope not @Arcane_Lain Omg I love that comic! Is the person being quote tweeted the one who made it? "Early in my transition, like just after I hatched? Oh sure you might be able to ruin my day with a comment like that. But over 4 years in? I know who I am. And a stranger screaming that they know me better than I do is... just funny at this point." "In other words, it's like running up and screaming that the sky is green" "I need transphobes to understand that to many of us, you saying to us we're not women gets the same reaction as saying that to a cis woman." Plus I don't see these replies in my notifications. I just was looking at the replies directly "What this person thought they were doing: Ruining my day What this person actually did: Made me laugh because of how very overtly unhinged they're acting. ""Wow my mom joined Telegram lol"" ""YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN"" https://t.co/kVLqcaG973" "@NLRG_ I was going to like this tweet, but I've decided to withhold it because :V" "@NLRG_ I heard your wife say ""dork"" is affectionate and just awwwww 💕" "@NLRG_ You're streaming Twitter, nerd" I shouldn't say anything more yet in case she wants to keep some of it a surprise. Maybe if you're DEEP into Kat Lore you can work out who it is lol Someone I admire SO MUCH wants to make a documentary about the ranch meaning I'll get to meet her and aaaaaaaaa I'm excite :3333 "@eileenshorts As a close friend of Mae, I should mention that most of the transition updates to the comic are trailing a year+ behind real life events. Her wife is still with her." @transscribe Omg I've never ever been that good at comp. I need to play with more friends @LackingSaint He just looks constantly disheveled now like he's a cartoon character who takes on the appearance of his inner character Just 20 minutes on the elliptical. Someone more active than me probably wouldn't be seeing similar results. I really was a couch potato up until recently https://t.co/lGpRlu6EqY Dilating today is still definitely difficult but exercising first undeniably makes things noticably less tense. It's nice! "Oh and like I'm a massive Majora's Mask fan so I do in fact own several copies of that too, but the problem with the physical N64 carts is they used gold pigment-infused plastic which led to gold plastic syndrome. Both my carts are deteriorating :/" I also own A Hat In Time both digitally and physically on Switch lol Basically if you're a favorite game of mine I'm buying you multiple times 🤷‍♀️ "The Switch era has caused me to double dip a ton as well. I got Hollow Knight digitally because when I wanted to get it there WASN'T a physical release, and then when they made one I wanted all the feelies that came with the collector's edition, so..." "For Ocarina of Time, I own 3 copies on N64 (all different version numbers too technically), two on Gamecube, bought it on the Wii Virtual Console, and finally I bought the remake on 3DS" "@HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper Awww, okay 💕" "Y'know it's weird, the last week or so I've been worried my progesterone wasn't working as well, but then out of nowhere I was MEGA horny last night and then I had super detailed dreams. It just comes in waves I guess 🤷‍♀️" @councilofgeeks Goodness! What a glowup! 😍 "@HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper I literally laughed out loud omg You know what's funny, I haven't actually watched all of Twin Peaks, I just love watching RLM's Jay and Josh talk about David Lynch stuff lol But I'd love to watch it with you, Hailey! Jen's a big fan too, we could all watch together 🥰" My icon is of my fursona on there lol Why is my mom joining Telegram at like 11pm her time oh dear god no https://t.co/RLren66Dtb @TheCrystalStorm Oh no! I hope you can get it fixed soon :/ @MaiaFranklyn NICE "@KittikatGuild Meh, the movie that preceded it had a garbage lead and so-so story so that doesn't bother me much lol" @TheCrystalStorm that sounds incredibly painful oof D: @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/2g2xEgSXs2 "@MaiaFranklyn I mean given that they're both tragically misunderstood characters I'm sure they'll both get heroic moments. But like, Godzilla coming out of the water to fight another kaiju definitely has a specific Mood" @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva hhgggggggggggggg huff huff HUFF 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX such a shame I'm in the mood for some depraved shit 🥵 @BradyHartel I was a little worried no one would if I'm being honest Well I knew @hmsnofun would get it at least lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva I'm especially horny tonight because my pussy legit tingled reading that 🥵 I didn't see Skull Island or the recent King of the Monsters (though I want to watch both) but the framing of this poster suggests Kong might be the villain here I'm only really a casual fan of both characters but DAMN I want this poster framed on my wall @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX same 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva I miss you both 😭💕💦 @TrashBabyEva nnnghgg 🥵 @TrashBabyEva how dare you get me this wet @TrashBabyEva hhghhhhhhh ggggfffgg 💦💦💦 @Katabassist Love you too hehe 💕 @ParchmentScroll @StopTweetingMia Ghostbusters is a great example of a classic Aykroyd script that needed a LOT of cleaning up to make into a movie that even made a tiny bit of sense. If you ever want to see a movie of his that DIDN'T get turned into something coherent may I recommended Nothing But Trouble "With help from the Ellimist, Zuckerberg is finally back in his human body after years of being stuck in the body of a red-tailed hawk and he no longer remembers what to do with his arms" @ParchmentScroll @StopTweetingMia It's because Aykroyd believes in ghosts and is unironically horny for them @StopTweetingMia as an homage to Dan Aykroyd's dick getting sucked by a ghost which was something he fought hard to keep in the script Zuckerberg looks like he finally escaped the Black Lodge into the body of his tulpa @Katabassist @miss_nikola It's like if you applied the t-pose of a snake to a humanoid model @ParchmentScroll Fair "If he wasn't a billionaire and therefore a husk of a person I'd wonder if it was like, dysphoria causing the whole ""do you like my human suit?"" thing" @HenryWHall @miss_nikola OMG YES @miss_nikola I feel like you're anecdote is going to stay with me forever It explains so much "I mean to be a little fair I feel like if I sold my soul enough to become a billionaire and also invented the site that played a massive role in deteriorating what little we had that passed for democracy in this country I'd probably be high and tripping constantly, so," "I think it was @miss_nikola who told a story on one of her streams about running into Zuckerberg at an aquarium & how he just acted like a spaced out robot that was barely present in the moment & I feel as tho this picture, with him looking like a cardboard cutout, showcases that https://t.co/en9hkCMwN7" "My subconscious is even more of an obnoxious leftist that I am and will regularly mix up Pence and Biden so I had to Google and double check who it was who had a fly on their head and even months later Google's first suggestion is ""Pence"" after you type in ""fly on"" lol" @ElectricClair I scrolled past this picture on the TL several times and just subconsciously assumed it was a cardboard cutout without reading the tweet wtf It's admittedly *extremely funny* to hyperfocus on extremely benign yet mildly funny thing during Big Important Political Events @StebMcDreb RIGHT???? @ialika_lifina *smooch!* VERY h*ck 😍 @HenryWHall And in the actual movie that stand looks way too small to actually support him so I guess this was legit Burton's intent for that character lol Bernie in a chair is just this season's fly on Pence's head YES OMG THAT'S WHAT THAT IS https://t.co/BKE1k3BAjq @ialika_lifina Same to you~ 😘 @HenryWHall Yeah my assumption was this was just how they mounted him in scenes not under the stairs and just always cropped it out but I guess not! Weird. OKAY WOW DO NOT REMEMBER THAT https://t.co/nKoUkrYZxz plz can all the awesome cool people I chatted with tonight not find me weird and annoying plz oh plz 🥺🥺🥺 @HenryWHall Yeah I figured NECA must've covered everyone but I didn't remember off hand if they got to that character "he just sort of, ends" "Diamond Select is doing more TNBC figures. I think this might be the first One Hiding Under Your Stairs figure anyone's ever made? And he doesn't have canonical legs, so, https://t.co/MM9IwR44yt" "@AdequateEmily ""Macaulay Culkin will one day wear a parody of this shirt on your internet show and joke about spooning you"" ""...who?""" "@AdequateEmily Wanna go back in time and tell that small child ""this moment will be forever immortalized in memes online"" and he'll be like ""...what?""" @Doc_Wolverine ur fursona is really cute okay @maegodhavemercy They set it up and pay it off so beautifully! I also love how this kinda explains why the fuck the moon was a level in the NES game "@ArtyMaus Good~ 😘 (And like, same 🥵)" "@ArtyMaus other, very gay things hehe" @ArtyMaus GOSH I can't wait to kiss you 🥺🥺🥺 @OneLameShark Omg where'd you get that? @RajelAran Oh gosh good point!!! @litterboxhex AAAAAA YOU'RE SO CUTE @alyrch99 hhg 😳 @TrashBabyEva ooooh like where~ :3 "transfemmes,, are just,,, too beautiful 😭💕💕💕" (I was randomly flirted with by a cutie I had no idea was even interested in me and I'm blushing a lot okay) @transgirlinSEA I love you so much 😭💕💕💕 Omg it was their mom's lullaby I'm fucking tearing up 😭😭😭 listen I'm so very gay @SportIsARight SO good 🥵 @kajikia_ goddddd I've missed you so fucking much babe 🥺🥺🥺 DUCKTALES NES GAME MUSIC YESSSSS @SportIsARight G-gosh that would be wonderful 😳😳😳💕 covid REALLY fucked with the natural dating cycle of polyamorus transbians 😤 Omg young Donald is voiced by one of the original VAs for the triplets @AyanaChaotic Scrooge comics go back many decades before the Ducktales cartoon @TrashBabyEva 😳😳😳 "Instead I guess it was like ""Hey we should make A Christmas Carol, we already have a popular character that we named after its protagonist""" As a kid I assumed Scrooge McDuck was created for Mickey's Christmas Carol because like... his name is Scrooge! and suck their dicks tbh gosh I wanna kiss SO MANY GIRLS @litterboxhex ur really pretty :3 @litterboxhex Baaaaaabe they look so good!!! 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola This is good information to have :3 @nlrghorny awwwww that sounds fun! :3 The creators of this show are such massive Disney nerds I love it 💕 Literally I saw the LOCATION of where they were at the beginning and I was like THREE CABALLEROS AAAAAAA OMG THE THREE CABALLEROS WAS DONALD'S COLLEGE BAND I'M GIGGLING SO MUCH @QueenStodge Mood on the rainmaker 3 pack :/ @StopTweetingMia Omg hell yes! 💕 @feysbian That explains a lot! Tom Kenny is Fethry! Just loads of talent in this show! I dunno why the series STARTED with a shortened version of the theme song (at least on streaming?) but it's wonderful to have the full version now. It's better than the '87 theme! @ManjiButt It's true! @Magikal_Maddi I had that one as a kid too! Also can I just say that Kate Micucci as Webby is PERFECT casting? THIS IS DONNA GETTING REVENGE ON THE DOCTOR FOR ERASING HER MEMORY LOL I watched the beginning of the season and then spaced out playing Minecraft while Mistress watched most of the season and now I'm pretty sure I'm watching the season one finale haha Omg Magica is voiced by Catherine Tate (Donna from Doctor Who)! I knew she sounded familiar lol "Like Webby was definitely a Ducktales 1987 fan, you know? (And likely a big Ducktales comic fan lol)" "I love how despite Ducktales 2017 being a reboot, it also feels like a sort of semi-sequel too" @MommyPosie hhhfffghhhhh >.> @echozaurora Yeah I should really contact my physical therapist to get ideas for more targeted exercises! This worked! Thank you again! https://t.co/26UluUAeAD @MommyPosie Oh gosh thank you! @ClassiestBuu No most people do lol I spent all day making a spider farm in Minecraft just assuming that spider spawn blocks are a thing you can make in creative 🙃 This sure is a night where every person I know is messaging me huh lol @Relliegay Hell yeah I'm so happy for you!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa It's seriously the best 🥰🥰🥰 "@TheQueenSeKa It's early days so I can't say for sure YET, but I strongly feel like your yoga is gonna help immensely." Fuckin' hate it when they nerf squirting! D:< (Also I had a friend on private make basically the same joke lol) https://t.co/9TF8WiOv2R You know it! 😤 https://t.co/mHVApPnxQL "I didn't dilate today or yesterday, but I have been exercising regularly for 11 days now, and I feel like even hours after I've exercised my vag is more flexible?? I'll need to see for sure when I dilate next but this is legit really exciting :3" @_madisonbarks I have more than one shelf :P https://t.co/6CpRYP9MGR @Relliegay GOODNESS your glowup is inspiring 😍😍😍 Couple of small new additions to the Pokémon shelves (Ponyta and Gligar)! Plus I was able to dust a bit which it sorely needed (I need a ladder to do it which is why I don't do it more >.>) https://t.co/GSt1oxvYMd "@DarkHorseAsh Depends on what you're building. If it needs a proper mob spawner and you're in survival with no cheats, then yeah you're stuck making the spawning chamber first. But I have cheats on, and also with other types of farms (like iron) you can make it in any order." "@Demodeview Video essays! By far my favorite. Ideally hour long ones, though I know those are really hard to make. As far as topics, video games and movies are two big ones. I also tend to click away if the person narrating is 10+ years younger than me because I feel way too old D:" "@egirldeathdrive DAMN GIRL, GLOWUP 😳😳😳" So many Minecraft farm tutorials make the damn things backwards. Am I weird for wanting the part that dispenses iron or leather or string to be in a specific place in my base? No? Then why do I have to scrub through every tutorial because they made the spawning chamber first? The number of times I've completely ran out of things to watch and just settled for the fiftieth time through watching all of Best of the Worst is TOO HIGH """There's nothing on TV"": Potentially a true phrase if you take the unstated ""of interest to me"" part as a given ""There's nothing on YouTube"": Practically a nonsense statement AND YET," "@KatyMontgomerie Presumably the next part would've been ""and then the entire restaurant stood up and cheered"" but they ran out of characters" [cw weight loss] Day 11 done! So I lost very roughly 5-ish pounds? Plus stairs in general are noticeably easier now! And my knee pain hasn't been felt for over a week! @Kamenspider Omg thank you lol I'M A FAKE FAN OH NO https://t.co/miQbLKecu3 @maegodhavemercy @JustBeLexiB @Azure_Husky It's true hehe I'm extremely confused! I'd be down to pre-order them if they were colored correctly? How did this happen? https://t.co/s5ysnMBkRm "@JustBeLexiB @maegodhavemercy @Azure_Husky Ah, good point. Mae already has her main comic account so that might be tricky" Dr. Wu is making two different Squawkbox figures and neither of them are the right colors for some reason https://t.co/cvlJaGwpRM "It would be bad enough if the shirt was merely doing a choppy left to right reading, but it can't even manage that for seemingly no fucking reason" I'm just saying no has bo me ever dy and seen! @transscribe I don't feel so good Mr. Biden... @Katabassist @SueWithersDraws I believe so yes lol @SueWithersDraws I assumed you knew 🤷‍♀️ "@maegodhavemercy @Azure_Husky I avoided doing it for a while but needed to recently and I was fine, barring the aforementioned glitches." "@maegodhavemercy @Azure_Husky Yeah I heard rumors of that too, but I think it only effectively happened to people who didn't have a cell number attached to their Twitter. I get why they didn't want to or couldn't, but that was probably where that came from?" "@CallMeAmiedoll Yeah they've definitely been slow rolling it, but I'm patient lol" @Azure_Husky @DemureDilligaf Thank you gosh 😳💕💕💕 AAAAAA SO PRETTY I CAN'T WAIT 😍😍😍 https://t.co/wbvtBAMjbI @DreamerHyena @maegodhavemercy Ugh :/ "@DemureDilligaf @Azure_Husky Awwww thank you both 😳 Honestly my bra is doing a lot of the work there. But yeah, even without a bra (pictured below) I'm kinda top heavy. I had gynecomastia as a kid so I kinda cheated >.> https://t.co/EHNLZ0xAGf" "@Azure_Husky @maegodhavemercy Yeah it's a massive pain now. I wish there was a less frustrating way to do it. On an official level I'm sure Twitter hates the idea of blocking a ton of people at once, so there's little incentive to fix it." @Ranting_Trans You look so much happier! And I don't just mean your expression! Your eyes are happier 🥰🥰🥰 "@maegodhavemercy And lastly, I've found that when I blockchain a ton of people, I'm kinda locked out of my account until I clear Twitter's cookies? Like it's hard to explain. It's not an official lockout from Twitter, it's just glitchy. It used to work smoother than this but it's all we have now" "@maegodhavemercy Blockchaining will sometimes make Twitter think you're a bot as well, so make sure you have a cell number attached to your account to prove you're you" "@maegodhavemercy Unfortunately, blocklists (lists you can subscribe to to block everyone on the list) ALWAYS without fail have false positives, otherwise I'd recommend that too." "@maegodhavemercy It's glitchy as hell and I think it only works for chrome now (used to work for Firefox too), but look up the blockchain add-on for Twitter. You can go to someone's list of followers (say, a TERF) and block up to several thousand at once. Helped me immensely." @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX Always 🥺🥺🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva ggffhgf 🥵🥵🥵 "@Monicalternate Ooooh I think I have the same model! It's amazing 🥰🥰🥰 If I recall correctly, settings 3 and 6 are my faves 👀" @CelticAnarchy Biggest mood https://t.co/3h3akdaKL5 @Ranting_Trans It's really up to you. I agreed to a 3 year(!!!) grace period for my mom and I regretted it (though luckily we're past 3 years now) @caraesten I've always wanted to try it! @thot_piece Honestly fair "@caraesten There were certainly better Mario Tennis games after this But lemme tell you I played the SHIT out of this one as a kid. Never interested in tennis games before or since, really. This one just got its hooks into me real deep." @joelax9 Omg if I ever play that I should keep an eye out I think part of it is there's no scene in TLW where the raptors are lit that well. Nocturnal hunters and all that. "Holy shit how could I have forgotten??? Looks fucking GORGEOUS, I can't wait 😍 https://t.co/PN6TLdRi9m" "There was a yellow and red tiger striped toy in the original toyline, but not for TLW if I remember correctly https://t.co/PbBkTHr1Ts" It's been an age since I watched TLW but I only recall them pushing the colors on the raptors a tiny bit. Nothing as extreme as tiger stripes "Okay so I've seen pictures of the Pteranodon figure from this wave and it looks great, but I am ITCHING to know what this one looks like! They'll definitely be a repaint of the existing raptor mold but I don't remember any ""tiger"" raptors in The Lost World? https://t.co/QuaS1fl7XO" "@vexwerewolf That's really all that this is, huh? He's terrified of what he helped create. If he wasn't, I don't see why he wouldn't just keep up the grift. Lying about Trump being an unstoppable badass doesn't suddenly make less sense now that he's not president." @CamisGoodBoy she is technically correct @GavinRolls @InmanAlex So what's the intent of this reply @GirlDickEnergy CUTIE 💕💕💕 @KorpsPropaganda @HardSundae A truly inspirational message 🥺 @maegodhavemercy AAAAAAA WHAT???? WHO'S SHOUTING? I NEVER SAID WE WERE SHOUTING https://t.co/jNIm7Kk1Nc https://t.co/wCNkGVNWS5 "@NLRG_ Please just tell me, privately if you prefer, what I did wrong next time. I just wanted to fix it, which on Twitter means deleting first." "So many ""boys"" became girls in the last four years and heck that warms my heart 🥰" "@NLRG_ Oh, I guess so" @NLRG_ Please tell me what I said wrong @NLRG_ I have no idea what you mean and panickedly read and re-read my tweet to try and figure it out but I couldn't Deleted tho @SixArmedSweater Oh I didn't hear about that! Thank you for the heads up 💕 @HenryWHall @Jalaguy @tfwiki YEAH that's what I was thinking of! The Jazz costume looked really familiar @ChronoKatie That's an awesome room! "@RaeGun2k I've never seen the anime, I made a joke based entirely on cultural osmosis. How'd I do?" "@RaeGun2k Get in the sprues, Shinji" @Jalaguy @tfwiki These must've been for live performances too given what appears to be sound equipment inside Jazz? @Demodeview @ArtregalOR @stan_sander It was really mean bullying targeting you @stan_sander @Demodeview Leave my friend the fuck alone @RaeGun2k Heck yes! "@Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX Knowing you, no it's not good. That voice in your head is always wrong" @miss_nikola Most of the femboys I know are girls too 🤷‍♀️ @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview I didn't see it 🤷‍♀️ @HaileyAdamsXXX We should do something gay about it~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaaa Daddy you're so hot 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola lol I started at 29 and I turned out smoking Adora grooming her sister Catra 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/kTOyHlGi7k @HaileyAdamsXXX plz Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @retronouns Might not have been on boymode at the start but this is still a glowup 😍😍😍 "Entering the Trump presidency // Leaving the Trump presidency (First pic is actually from September 2017 but it's the earliest pic I have that's anywhere close to the right time. I never took selfies back then! Look, I haven't even discovered my best angle yet lol) https://t.co/xbhgskEzW4" @mpirate28 Same! @A_J_Andrews SAME lol My one picture from January 2016 is from a Neil Gaiman book signing lol I have ONE picture from January 2016 but I have a beard. I shaved my beard off for good shortly after realizing I was trans August 31st of that year. But November 2016? Or more accurately January 2017? I never took selfies. "I can't do the entering/leaving the Trump presidency meme because while I was very much in mostly boymode, I have no pictures from then lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😘😘😘 This was a deciding factor in me buying it lol https://t.co/X3AjUVLIOx Okay I think I need to try dilating AFTER exercising from now on. I loosen up noticably after using the elliptical 😳😳😳 Day ten in the bag 😤 @maiasturbation 🥵🥵🥵 @mx_stitchie @ParchmentScroll I hope no one CAN stop you! @Nemus_Umbrae RIGHT???? @LambChopInPamps ggfdddhhhg when I go out I wear one!!!! >//////< Also yes that ridiculous Gumby shirt arrived in the mail a few days ago haha Goddess even without a bra I get that wonderful tiddy stretch of the fabric between my baps I love being a woman so much 😍😍😍 https://t.co/T3W2LGvw34 @ann_arcana Oh neat! Would you recommend it? There's so many systems like this these days @mikerugnetta You either die President Scroob or you live long enough to become Pizza The Hut 😔 "@miss_nikola goddess, same 🥵" @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva I love you so much and I wish I could go 😭💕💕💕💕 Deplatforming works. Punching also works! @CeresClouds @miss_nikola @RealAnaAndrews @SmashTXXX @sextapecreator seconded 😳💕💦 @caraesten THIS IS SO COOL OMG Remember to swap out the expansion pack if you wanna play Space Station Silicon Valley :P @miss_nikola It's so true! I keep telling people this @Azure_Husky That's why I wasn't going to start my week-long Twitter break until Monday. Just in case something awful was going to happen. "@vexwerewolf I've already seen a tweet talking about how he's gonna undo this in the first 30 days, but I'll believe it when I see it" "Adora is a sweetheart too, she's just way more kitten-like which just means she's usually off in play mode somewhere, no time for cuddles. That's normal for most kittens in my experience. She'll settle down after about a year But Catra already learned how awesome cuddles are 💕" RIGHT??? https://t.co/jdbaMtcvsa I've never had a kitten as cuddly as Catra. Every early morning at like 4am she'll climb into bed and cuddle between Jen and I with the loudest purrs ever! To think when I first met her I was worried she was feral lol @HaileyAdamsXXX No I know for a fact it was previously going to start up again next month. Not having to worry about student loans until October basically is a godsend @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh heck that pause on student loan payments! It was going to start again I think next month? This really helps! @StebMcDreb 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde I'm literally horny! >.< "@miss_nikola Well, if you insist 🥺🥺🥺" "@TheCrystalStorm @Lucille00451459 I mean when I was talking to doctors/surgeons I asked that it wouldn't be described in detail because I'm extremely squeamish, but other than that I'm not sure I have any advice :/" @acvalens Mood @miss_nikola @OhPorcor HECK THIS IS SO GOOD 😍😍😍 @Katabassist @thelostcolorkid Awwww I almost forgot about that! 🥰 "@maegodhavemercy IT'S SUCH MAGIC!!! CONGRATS, GIRL!!! 💕💕💕" @a_alice_nsfw @RealHeathcliffs Children love the meat tank "@JosieBrendaA No, I was dilating this morning? I said that in the above tweet?" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳💕💕💕💕 @nyaakat Mood :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX I REALLY hope it's an indication of what's to come x.x My pussy... is so sore... Yesssss I finally got my larger of the two extra small dilators past that first tightness hurdle! Been MONTHS since I could do that! Definitely a bit painful but hopefully it gets easier. I wonder if my exercising daily is helping? @Katabassist goddess yes plz 🥺 @litterboxhex @westcoastqueer @Thereisonlybees @caraesten Y'all are so cool 😍 @FrigidRaine @NLRG_ She really is quite pretty 😍😍😍 "@machtackle No you're right, Transformers toys became weaker the day they started packaging them in robot mode" @haley Oh hey neat I live there! @TenaciousRanch @caraesten @haley We'd love to have you omg! 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis I've been loving these update videos so much lol @nyaakat @maiasturbation IS THAT A CABBIT HOODIE??? :D :D :D @NikatinePrime I had the same complaint about Wolf of Wall Street 😔 @PrissyOrcGF GRL PWR!!! 💕💕💕 @reallifecomics AAAAAAA I LOVE THIS OUTFIT IT'S SO CUTE 💕💕💕 Second favorite is Samoas but it's a distant second Tagalongs outclass every other girl scout cookie by FAR @Demodeview You didn't 💕 @QberryShortcake What's it like to be God's favorite @Gerkuman @NSalamanderFW 💕 "@Demodeview Estrogen/progesterone libido can be weird. For me a lot of it is I still have a desire to be low-key sexual often on Twitter, but that doesn't usually translate to a strong desire to seek out porn and masturbate, which is more like a once a week thing." @JulieYBM It varies a lot from person to person "What's especially weird and annoying is while progesterone has helped my libido a ton, it's still a feminine libido so I'll go stretches of days where I don't even remember to look at porn! So you'd think, oh it's been days since I was here, there's bound to be lots but nope lol" @ann_arcana Actually I completely misread your tweet lol I already do the thing you said haha "@Alexecuted After dark, usually refers to like, a personal lewd account where a person posts their nudes, but I've also seen it used almost interchangeably with NSFW" @precociouspants It's ironic because I never leave Twitter so I'm always the last to learn lol But I'm almost used to it? It's been happening for years! "@ann_arcana As far as I'm concerned that's fine. The context is needed in those cases, and by sharing a screenshot of several tweets at once, the screenshotter is putting their own spin on it, in a way. It's not just wholesale theft lol" @EmilyVivant It's worth it 90% of the time for me personally "And like, I don't want to come off like I'm demanding free content. I try to follow as many lewd accounts as I can on there so that everyone can just post at the rate they want! Twitter's algorithm will just make porn gaps for whatever reason 🤷‍♀️" "It's so fucking surreal to me when I see someone share a screenshot of a tweet (like in a favorable way, not for dunking) and I'm like, hell yeah that's a cool tweet! So then I search for the actual tweet & I just... retweet that I know WHY people just post screenshots but still" @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 "Okay it's four days later and while I've exercised every morning since the start, I keep forgetting to tweet about it lol. Tweeting about it ON THE ELLIPTICAL so I don't forget this time lol Day eight! Still at it! https://t.co/LeG3kNXDFC" @LeafTilde this is bullying >/////> 💦 I try to follow almost exclusively AD/lewd accounts on my AD account so that when I want porn I can just sign in there but sometimes for some fucking reason it'll just be a long stretch of literally no porn on that TL and damn that's annoying @Calliethulhu Oh gosh I'm sorry I missed it! @MaiaFranklyn YES PLZ @IzzyBunBop Gonna cuddle you so much 😤 @SportIsARight Goddess the girlgasms alone make transitioning worth it imo lol @Demodeview I would NEVER forget about you 💕 @transscribe Honestly even as a DPS if my ONLY gold is damage? It doesn't prove I wasn't just charging the other team's ults. It's not exactly an accomplishment without other context. I've been thinking in about a week or so I'm gonna take a few days (at most a week) off Twitter to recuperate a bit. I've been really feeling the weight of this place lately. "It was also nice staying mostly off Twitter for most of it. I really just paused to give updates on the movies as I thought of them, but otherwise I was focused on something else for a change which was really relaxing." @AnaMardoll OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A TORTIE TOO! I love my Tortie Takkun so much 😭💕 "Had such a good day watching movies with the family. I often spend days off in my room and Mistress spends them in the living room, so it had been an age since I spent a whole day next to her on the couch and it was just so wonderful 🥰🥰🥰" "@JenApparently I definitely get that he's that tall and wide, but that deep? I guess I'll see in person soon" @MaiaFranklyn BABE THIS IS REALLY GOOD "It was pretty good! Not as good at the first one, but few sequels are, and even just as a vehicle to spend more time with Ralph and my favorite Disney princess, Vanellope, I'm glad I gave it a watch. Also the princess parts were AWESOME" Vanellope is absolutely gay for Shank Omg is the B plot going to be Felix and Calhoun adopt the racers because I am SO into that idea @brennasaid I'm a movie crier too! The lighting and textures are noticably better than the first movie I love Seven so much 😭💕 https://t.co/oyaLQ0BrBq Finally watching Ralph Breaks the Internet for the first time! @maegodhavemercy It's so novel yet so obvious in hindsight! I love how even just after the first two episodes I can tell they're filling in the lore WAY more than the original series was ever interested in. It's really cool! @SwiftAusterity Yep! First watch 🥰 Taking a movie break for a bit of Ducktales 2017! I am LOVING it so far! @Ultra_Unagi Haven't seen it yet! We will later tonight tho! @brennasaid SAME 😭😭😭😭 On to Wreck-It Ralph! One of my favorite movies of all time 🥰 "We're now watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit, definitely a classic. Today's a ""movies all day"" kinda day I think" "@ScribblerSys No, Mrs Witch!" That's not how you spell Mrs Witch! The subtitles are wrong lol "Next up is A Wrinkle in Time! Haven't seen it since it was in theaters, but I've been looking forward to seeing it again!" @BlueEterlin SAAAAAME 😭 @Esper_Lily SAME "This movie came out a few months after I realized I was trans, and the story of Moana finding herself and answering the call of her heart really spoke to me in a *profound* way. Probably gonna cry watching this lol" Watching Moana! Might be the best animated Disney movie in the modern era? Certainly one of my favorites "I dunno, ""Nobody should be armed and you leftists are stupid hicks if you think otherwise"" while also admitting that BIPOC should be able to protect themselves from fascists kinda seems like you have no actual standards in your beliefs which are utter nonsense but wtf do I know" "I'm not going to give exact numbers, but it's not just white people who are armed on this ranch, and again, I can't use guns, so I guess despite this guy still being a tool my rant is over." "Okay cool. You can *entertain* this. Thank you for burying the lede so spectacularly, I guess we have little to argue about, though I'd mention that white queer leftists are also generally arming themselves for the right reasons. Close enough I guess. https://t.co/xRRL4KRtCK" "@SteampunkPenny This picture seriously makes me tear up, because I can see how happy they both are 😭💕" @DozingDreamers Honestly if you're an AMAB femboy and you're not taking estrogen what are you even doing smdh @kari_snowmew Hell I'm tempted to go so far as to say not even cishet white male leftists ever need guns! For me it's literally just minorites and the marginalized being able to protect themselves against a very real threat. @ellie_dinobeast Exactly @BlueEterlin @ARedPandaPlush @_dev_urandom_ Agreed 100% "@deathbian No you're explaining it well! I didn't even notice that honestly, thank you for pointing it out. This guy's views are extremely fucked." @SnortingEstrace Yeah like I sometimes scoff at accusations of people being ops but like... I don't think I can here "@BlueEterlin @ARedPandaPlush @_dev_urandom_ Yeah I've heard as much to be sure, but the belief that the founding fathers intended this is a strong one. It's extremely American, for better or worse, even if it's recent. Sometimes historical retcons stick." @Kirsten_Tiger Pretty much. I really wish this wasn't the reality we live in. I get on an abstract level at least why this guy's mentality is so alluring. "If you cannot offer a solution that wouldn't in the interim disarm minorites while keeping cishet white bigots armed, then your only other option would be to insist without much evidence that said bigots are harmless/give exclusively empty threats, but if so... why disarm them?" I... I think I need to sit down. Holy shit lol https://t.co/LucWPBVDrC "The massive fucking attitude of ""Stupid-ass Americans"" when you can't even address any of the points we're making is, and I cannot stress this enough, the height of irony." Really it's less your ignorance and more your stunning and unearned confidence that you could not possibly be wrong and your assumption that the leftist minorites telling you about our lived experiences are definitely wrong before you even got responses to the thread. "Don't ask me what XR means tho, googling it just gets me info about phones" "I know the XR guy has a miniscule account and me dunking on him is accomplishing very little, but please understand sometimes I'm extremely petty on this website and also he definitely deserves it." "@AmericasSweeth8 YUP Right wing gun-nuttery is tied hand in hand with racism primarily, and general bigotry secondarily." "What on earth makes you think any leftist is obsessed with ""freedom and liberty"" If I'm ""obsessed"" with anything relevant to this discussion, it's not being killed by fascists, who again have threatened me and my family." I don't want anyone to have nuclear arms. It'd also be great if we could Thanos snap fascists into the phantom zone! There's all kinds of fantasies I wish could come true! If dragons were real that'd be pretty neat too tbh https://t.co/J9TPtSvuVd "@mynnna_eve @FayeEcklar It's why I gave the nuclear arms example. It'd be really sweet if no one had them! The phrase ""genie out of the bottle"" is applicable tho" @apunkdog hhhhggg I'll be right there next to you 😍 @apunkdog hhhbbffgg same 🥵 "@IzzyBunBop I have trouble with this too, love 💕 *hugs*" "@OtherverseG @XylariaVG (they don't deserve to be rich, I'm just saying even the bare minimum is treated as unthinkable)" "@OtherverseG @XylariaVG Oh absolutely, but what's frustrating is we could even be all super Liberal about it and go ""Well they deserve to be rich because reasons, but we could take like two fistfuls and they'd still be obscenely wealthy!"" Not even THAT is up for discussion it seems." "@XylariaVG And like, we can just start with SOME rice! Sure if I was in charge it would be a lot of that rice, but the frustrating thing is just a small handful of that pile could drastically change things for the better!" "@PersephoneHime I do! Mostly Arena, though it's been a little while" "@ARedPandaPlush @_dev_urandom_ Look all I know for sure are two things: - Gun ownership has been a big thing for this country since the beginning, and a lot of people here valorize the constitution and founding fathers - Laws disproportionately affect minorites, so the risk is very, very high" @PersephoneHime Discord call would be fun sometime! 🥰 @PersephoneHime If you mean hang out in person: Hopefully one day! @akh13 Omg I love this Otherwise tho I'm fine with caffeine. I enjoy many drugs! "This tweet makes it sound like I try to avoid caffeine but it's honestly just a weird confluence of things: - I don't like hot drinks, so I don't drink coffee or tea - I've been trying to keep off sugary drinks (flavored sparkling water has helped a TON with this)" @PersephoneHime *hugs hugs hugs* The sheer shitting nerve. """Oh sure fascists are threats, but not to you, a leftist who wants to properly defend herself against them, because I feel way better dismissing your lived experience out of hand, you see. Makes things easier for me, someone unaffected by this.""" "I know I should've ended this thread like 5 tweets ago but this person is presumably pro-gun control because people on the right with guns are very dangerous, yeah? I agree! And those people have threatened me!" "@IzzyBunBop I'd be down for a group call! Hell you're dating one of my favorite friends (Lilith/Ash) and you're friends with another favorite friend of mine (Alexis/Gears), so I'm sure we could make a group chat happen if that would help :3" "@eigenvectrix To be fair I don't think this person wants to murder me, they're just very ignorant and proud of it lol" "@Demodeview If I have caffeine regularly even for like a few days I can sleep whenever I want, but like I said it had been months RIP" "@IzzyBunBop I'm very awkward too, I just feel guilty at how distant I've been and I've been meaning to make it up to you for a while. Life is really good at getting in the way sometimes x.x" "I should've said ""a cishet white person with a gun"" in the second tweet of the thread instead of ""a white person with a gun"" I understand that as a white queer person, I'm not in as much danger as any BIPOC, but fascists wanna kill me too. I need to be less sloppy with my words." @IzzyBunBop *hugs hugs hugs!* We should voice chat sometime love 💕 How much you wanna bet this is a cishet white guy? "Actually nevermind, I just remembered I had a cherry Coke, the first caffeine I've had in literal months, earlier tonight and that's why I'm wide awake. So like, I could spend hours tossing and turning without sleep but I may as well tweet instead 🤷‍♀️" "There's a reason people respond angrily to this attitude, buddy, and they're not the ones being irrational or ignorant in this equation." "It irks the hell out of me that, intentionally or not, this person is basically saying to me, a queer person whose entire queer family has been threatened with violence, ""Oh settle down, you're not in any real danger."" Excuse me?" @Katabassist *hugs & kisses* I love you and I'm glad you're out of that relationship sweetheart 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA I love you too Nicki!!! 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA Gosh thank you love! You're really hot too heck >/////> "I cannot overstate how much I wish this wasn't a country with more guns than people, most of them owned by people who want to murder BIPOC and queer people. I also wish nuclear bombs hadn't been invented either. Pretending the answer is easy doesn't help tho" @maegodhavemercy I admire your tenacity! I'm gonna have to beat this game sometime! "@DoesJuno Yeah like it's not as if I love the situation we're in, but we're undeniably in it." Fascists dream of murdering minorites. They cannot wait to kill us with impunity. Antifa in my experience does not dream of murdering fascists... unless they have to to protect their community. All laws disproportionately affect minorites. Do the math. "Oh and one more thing: I personally can't use guns, for a number of reasons but the biggest one is severe phonophobia (fear of loud sounds). So despite the convenient box you're desperate to put me in, no I'm not itching to shoot people. Still protected by guns on this ranch." "The rest of the thread is just as embarrassing but I have less to say on it, in part because the guns at our ranch will likely never be used outside of target practice and the occasional coyote. Their presence is what keeps fascists, who are largely cowards, away." "Less ""stop telling us what to do"" and more ""bragging about your ignorance of the history of racism/bigotry and how it intersects with gun ownership in America is pretty cringe"" https://t.co/2OwcJ6Oane" "The fascists absolutely want to take guns from minorites. In this country in most states, a white person with a gun is practically invisible, but a minority with a gun is seen as a threat. The fascists know this and exploit it at every turn. https://t.co/akyycojvlB" "Hi yes hello the right wingers in our small town have threatened us with violence because we're trans. Wherever they learn that these trannies can shoot back they suddenly get very quiet. This thread is a remarkable advertisement to your stunning ignorance, I'd be embarrassed." "@maegodhavemercy You died 9,000 times? o.o" @Demodeview I would argue it wasn't mainstream until FNAF tho. FNAF revealed a very lucrative hunger for a concept that hadn't really been tapped to that degree in media before. And now movie studios are noticing "@StebMcDreb But, and I admit this is cold comfort, consider that in the games they're 100% CGI :P Honestly as long as they get the movement right, I'd be cool with decent CGI Though I'm not a FNAF fan so my opinion counts for little" "@StebMcDreb This is a really great franchise to use real puppets with because unlike most creature effects, the idea ISN'T to create lifelike movement. Hell you barely need to hide the mechanical parts" "I guess I just personally find the idea of two entirely different production teams both going ""Okay if the FNAF movie is going to take this long, that's money on the table we could be making""" @DomusCaligari Sure but the previous scripts definitely didn't become those other movies "@StebMcDreb Yeah I saw that on imdb while looking up a good screencap for the tweet. If Columbus is enthusiastic about it, I'm intrigued. Think of the scary parts of Home Alone and the first two HP movies. He's good at tapping into childlike fear when he needs to." @HenryWHall https://t.co/m6uocnxBqA "@StebMcDreb Oh hey I was right, neat lol" @HenryWHall Damn you were a FNAF fan 3 years before it released? Ahead of the curve :P My guess would be the guy that made the FNAF game might have negotiated final say on the script and he's being picky. Just speculation tho "It's not abandoned, it's still happening, it's just taking long enough that the concept, which is a very lucrative one, has been sniped twice because you can't copyright a concept. https://t.co/sq5XxvbwrC" "Like better because hey! Perhaps no one is immune to that feeling, it's normal. Worse because oh fuck this is just always going to be something that tortures me forever 🙃🙃🙃" I'm not sure if the fact that this happens to people with close to a million followers makes me feel better or worse lol @MsMercury216 You first! D:< @miss_nikola I've sucked cock for less if I'm being honest cock good @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview I had no idea that song was a legitimate hit in its own right until many years later. To me it existed in the same realm as Go Ninja Go Ninja Go from TMNT 2 lol I unironically love it tho "@HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview I sometimes just get ""Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom Boom bar!"" stuck in my head lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview Now I just really wanna watch The Super Mario Bros Movie Wish they made it in region 1 blu-ray 😔 "What better microcosm of the internet than the ""movie screenshot with a very obviously fake subtitle shitpost getting pedants riled up because ackshually they never say that in the movie"" genre of tweets" @HaileyAdamsXXX That will no doubt quickly devolve into a fuck pile :3 @NikkiLilithTS Not at all! Thank you 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX But I'm gonna smooch YOU so much! 😘😘😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh thank you Daddy!!! 😳😳😳 I just keep. getting. hotter. @AyrenTheWolf Yeah I was being extremely irrational in my thinking at the time. Wasn't based in anything resembling reality. Just got my first decimal! Wtf I got to 10k like a week ago 😳😳😳 https://t.co/mKKA5JbAR3 "Fuck you, it's January!!! https://t.co/QBV3mMhvzi" "@EmmafromGA You're by no means the exception. I love trans women, and you're gorgeous" "To me at least, transfemmes are so much more objectively hotter than cis girls and it's wild that I didn't always think that 🤷‍♀️" "It was a really weird fear because like, it's not as if I felt trans girls were unattractive or anything, I just figured that like, they were supposed to be, or something? I dunno, untreated dysphoria fucks with your head, I didn't know wtf I was talking about." "I can't believe before I transitioned I worried that ""only"" other trans girls would find me attractive as if I'd ever want to date cis girls again smdh" @crasis @Random_Factor I had them pre-ordered for a little while on BBTS but I had to cancel them. Regretting that now :/ @CamisGoodBoy PUBBY @crasis @Random_Factor Thank you! @NewGenderWhoDis baaaaaabe your lips already look so cute omg!!! @PrissyOrcGF Your curves won't stop! 😍 @Random_Factor @crasis I'd also like to know. I feel like I've seen pics of these before and I'm definitely interested like seriously I do not care about understanding the plot of kingdom hearts anything I end up understanding is a bonus as far as I'm concerned @emarl_ It seriously warms my heart every time you share Salazzle art with me 💕💕💕 me playing kingdom hearts https://t.co/7v2cA4I8yp Omg I want one 😍 @antisisyphus goddess I wish that were me Must be the WandaVision in the air https://t.co/kW7lRl8Fxb @RaeGun2k @realfatapollo That costume was MADE for a woman imo @RaeGun2k @realfatapollo RIGHT??? @ArtifexH lol "I don't mean to hate on it so much, I just wish I could binge it RIP" "The first two episodes are not, in fact, full of surprises" @QuestForTori @Latteroxie Buying this as soon as I get paid 😳😳😳 @diomadcat YES @HaileyAdamsXXX I have but it's been many years I added it 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX *hugs & kisses* I forgot there was a little girl character who's friends with Cliff. She could be the next Rocketeer! @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm excited! @HaileyAdamsXXX Nvm found the second PB lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Pitch Black is on there twice? I'll add Far From Home lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Done! https://t.co/JqkBYNm0jL @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna watch it with you! Timothy Dalton is 24 years older than Jennifer Connelly which makes some of these scenes kinda oof @GeekyPug87 No I know it's a separate entity but I'm pretty sure Disney could just make the crossover if they wanted James Horner really wasn't that much into leitmotifs was he "In order to make The Rocketeer, Disney bought the rights to the comic entirely. What I'm saying is why isn't he already in the MCU? D:<" God Jennifer Connelly is so unbelievably gorgeous @chibikonatsu RIGHT 😍😍😍😍 Now we're watching The Rocketeer! ANOTHER movie that would be vastly improved with lesbians @LadyElsewhere RIGHT????? "I love the dragon in this movie so much. A rare example of go motion, which was a form of stop motion invented by Phil Tippett involving adding motion blur by shaking the surface the puppet is on. Sadly quickly overtaken by CGI before it could become commonplace." This is a great movie but imagine: Willow except Madmartigan is a woman Willow feels like a movie that really wants to be 3 hours long but sadly cannot be That scene is happening right now! https://t.co/bUQ0q6YEjt Mandatory crossdressing gag 🙄 @transscribe One of the trailers has a character mention to Vision he's supposed to be dead. Post-Endgame @gm_wggames No I didn't! That's awesome! @A_Reborn_Wooloo @Flailmorpho_ Heck >.> @zenocoyote I have it on 4k hehe @Flailmorpho_ hhhgggggffhdd yes plz 🥺🥺🥺 @Flailmorpho_ Yeah they're drawn horribly lol "Apparently the baby is about my age, meaning she'll be 34 this year x.x" We're watching Willow! Been a while since I had seen this! @zenocoyote We're absolutely friends! @Flailmorpho_ This is my most recent take on her. Her name is Lara. I don't love my art and I really wanna commission better art of her >.> https://t.co/gCt0gSf8AF @ialika_lifina Awwww thank you! I feel similarly about you 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh Daddy 😍😍😍 @Kalindlara @alyrch99 You're one of my oldest friends on here and you're awesome! "@ann_arcana I just never use Discord, sorry. I wish I did. I'm still trying. I'd love to be friends on there tho!" Everyone finds their plateau on here. I feel like mine's gonna be between 10k and 20k followers. I feel like I'm at the halfway point at best. It's kinda led to me feeling less inclined to try to make new friends. Hell I'm not even sure why I even want more friends at this point. It's just habit. There's different echelons of popularity on trans Twitter and I think I might be reaching the limit of who I can befriend in a higher level than me. Like that sounds scummy but it's just that lately I've been losing what feels like a lot of mutuals I admire. @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggfffhh I love you too Daddy >/////< @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😳 @miss_nikola Cannot wait to see this cuteness in person :3 @DollieDreamz @BetterBimbo GOSH 😍 @BVDGRRL Fucking mood "It actually ended up being Worf that went to a new home. Lore's still with us, he just wasn't cut out for leaving 💕" @BVDGRRL oh fuck I hadn't even considered it could do that @Monicaaaaaah Heck Monica your glowup tho 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Remember the electronic toys they'd always have running in the front? :D The thing you need to understand about Kay-Bee is their toys were ALWAYS overpriced. But their SALES? *Legendarily* low prices. They got that shit MOVING. Some incredible deals in that store every now and then. I miss Kay-Bee Toys so much 😭😭😭 "Hell, right after surgery you might be dilating as many as four times a day for a while (It varies by surgeon, for me it was 3)! Because it's a fucking surgical site and sometimes those need special care while they heal, you weird obsessive assholes." "That's the thing, a statement like ""You must dilate a neovagina every day or it closes up"" is such a nonsense statement. ARE you talking about while it's healing? Because if you are, I don't I need to say how misleading that is. But even still, it's not entirely accurate." @TrashBabyEva I'm not one of the gun wielders in the house "Now that's not even to say that it WILL ""close up"" if you for whatever reason decide to never dilate. I can't say I know what it would do, but it's not a wound? Like how could you possibly think skilled surgeons are giving us gaping wounds? Are you THAT credulous?" "As near as I can tell with my own neovagina, my girlfriend's, and hearing from others, as long as you dilate while it's healing for about a year afterward, it's not going to close up. At worst it'll get really tight. Vaginismus is not a transfeminine-exclusive thing." "@Janna_802 I'm not one of the gun experts at the ranch, but that is a good question. @TenaciousRanch" @IzzyBunBop BUUUUUUUN!!!! My vag is not a wound 🙂 "The fuel for a fantasy like the one in the screenshot is thinking we're monstrous psychopaths, but the fantasy itself seems to rely on this idea that we'd be helpless in the face of a gun. Not all of us are so helpless 🙂" "@ETSquirrelbat Given how Dark Souls III and Bloodborne went, if he discovers a love for it, it might very well be off-screen in his own time, BUT the lets play that will follow will be incredible I bet. Hell maybe he took a break to get better acquainted with it." @ETSquirrelbat I feel like combat-wise at least it's right up his alley! This is a callout @GameGrumps @EvilynDevilyn 😍😍😍 God remember how my favorites lets players Game Grumps played my favorite game Hollow Knight for like 30 minutes then gave up @nlrghorny @FrigidRaine It's even funnier that she enjoys being denied~ @EntityofJustice @SteampunkPenny Yes Everyone should follow my Mistress!!! @SteampunkPenny @FrigidRaine @nlrghorny LOL cucked @nlrghorny Tying up will make riding him easier 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF I mean I DID know that but it's still cute thinking about it 💕 @PrissyOrcGF EVEN CUTER @PrissyOrcGF CUTE @nlrghorny I can help 👀 @Azure_Husky YES @maiasturbation SO GOOD @Flailmorpho_ b-but wait a second I'm a bunny!!! 😳😳😳 @maiasturbation Same 🥺 Suitcat https://t.co/Su8qipEYRs girlbulge rt if u agree "Girl who says ""I'm not gonna be able to weave my way out of this one"" whenever she meets a cute girl" @trgrrl I never tucked while I had a girldick lol "@JennyENicholson ""I have no use for money so I just burn it all in a big bonfire every week""" "@QueenStodge Speaking of the deluxe Insecticons, why the hell has Hasbro almost entirely ignored them in the 15 years of revisiting G1 characters? It's really surreal" @NikatinePrime Love this! 💕 @FrigidRaine @CamisGoodBoy Awwwww cute! @NLRG_ God same "@LeftAtLondon Well if you want a cool person to follow, that's definitely not me. But if you want an uncool person to follow, look no further 😎" @FrigidRaine @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva 😳😳😳 @miss_nikola I'd buy some of your merch for sure! "I know this makes me sound like a cunt. It's the truth, I'm sorry" I really hate being attractive sometimes @benji_lake It helps that a lot of my girlfriends are following you but I don't really know you? Maybe let's get to know each other first >.> @Demi_theynd OMG HE'D BE A PERFECT RIDDLER @totallyhealthie It's the gayest way to get high! @HarvBullockCore Good! :3 @BVDGRRL @MissMixi Love the baps in this piece "@retronouns @jesstheunstill Being an egg was so weird, I'm not sure how I managed" @maiasturbation hhhgghhgf 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @AzazelAfterDark but that would make me all squirmy!!! >////< "@totallyhealthie Before covid, a little spit swapping never hurt" @retronouns @jesstheunstill OMG SAME I can't believe I didn't have these two soft erogenous zones before! Wtf! "@maiasturbation You're so sweet, goofy, and lewd. Perfect cutie to impregnate me tbh 💕" "Presumably at some point we'll also get Pachycephalosaurus and Gallimimus, but after that? You need a pricier SKU" "Ideally this cutie would come with folded wing arms too, but this still looks pretty good" "Don't get me wrong, would I buy an Amber collection T-Rex? In a heartbeat! But it would have to be a different SKU" "Ah, I was wondering what dino would be next for the Amber collection, given that after every named and not named Raptor in the series plus Dilo, there's really not that many more dinosaurs in the series that are roughly that size." @DragonsBouquet Suddenly reminded of this book I loved having my dad read to me when I was little https://t.co/rcIjmbwK7C @jesstheunstill @retronouns Trying to remember what having a girldick was like causes a 404 error in my brain now lol @ExistentialEnso Done 💕 https://t.co/8lQg2bVI3c "One of my oldest and best Twitter friends could really use some help affording her GCS. Anything you can donate helps, retweets help too. Thank you so, so much 💕💕💕 https://t.co/nLHnFYSZsj" @maiasturbation plz @maiasturbation 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦 it's only 9:30 but I've been in bed for long enough now to know I'm gonna be awake for a while sleep? what's that? @retronouns I'm really glad we were able to meet and become friends 🥰🥰🥰 "@maiasturbation You make me wet, what can I say 🥰" @maiasturbation Hey Maia plz put your dick in me @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva jjhgggffffhh ffffhhgdddh @TrashBabyEva unf I need it bad 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggggghhhg yes Daddy plz 🥺🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddyyyyyyy I miss you so much! I need you inside me 🥵🥵🥵 @TrashBabyEva hi I need to be fucked hard 🥺 kinda wanna be fucked so hard I can't think need to be topped tbh @trgrrl discourse.jpg https://t.co/aPxxA7AZk7 @StopTweetingMia Ah yes Wes Craven's New Nightmare and of course Wes Craven's New New Nightmare @retronouns Cas you're really really hot okay 🥺🥺🥺 @trgrrl horribly relatable @ExistentialEnso Would y'all be cool with me making my own tweet linking to the GFM? I retweeted this of course but I find sometimes making me own tweet causes a bit of a bump as well "@ARCTIC_ST0RM I knew the main difference was the license plate on the box, but I had no idea they were otherwise identical wtf lol" @FreeCalcium1 Happy to help 🥰 @winocm @narylis Good place to be tbh @Monicaaaaaah 🥺💕 "@winocm @narylis Probably several discourses going on at once honestly, but just untag me if you're going to discuss it plz 💕💕💕" @Katabassist *hugs hugs hugs!* @Katabassist Fair :P @FreeCalcium1 NICE CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 @FreeCalcium1 Omg really??? I don't even think of myself as much of a shitposter lol How do you mean? @aliceincamera I do the same thing I like to think you and I are friends >.> "@FreeCalcium1 You're followed by two of my favorite people, hell yeah I'll follow you" I don't really want to comment other than I feel for the people not wanting to just let discourse this toxic lie without saying something. I just so rarely have the spoons for it these days. Discourse and overall tone on the TL is especially nasty tonight :/ @9BillionTigers My wrists shrunk too! It's amazing! Literally the scene I saw before tweeting he's the best lol https://t.co/Olp46Ptz2V The Dean is secretly the best character on Community @retronouns Just wait until you get a vaginoplasty! It's that feeling times a million @miss_nikola Twitter fame can be very weird @Colezze Awww thank you 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @Kamenspider retweeting so hard my mouse breaks @A_Faceless_Name I admit my Marvel knowledge is not all-encompassing and there may be a much more obvious answer to who that is. [cw wandavision spoilers] Anyway yeah I guess I'm curious where this is going but that was a really long hour of mostly nothing. "[cw wandavision spoilers] I mean I doubt it, but Hydra's involved here and that guy was kinda covered in bees" [cw wandavision spoilers] Was that... fucking Swarm? @PrissyOrcGF probably a lot of stammering 😳 "[cw wandavision spoilers] So ten minutes in I'm noticing that episode 2 isn't shot like a TV show unlike the last one, despite the black and white and laugh track. That's... mildly interesting?" "I know they have to slow roll the cool stuff, but I'm just being honest. Not really enjoying myself so far." @claco oh yes "[cw wandavision spoilers] like it's straight up just the sitcom gag, for twenty minutes and hoo boy episode two isn't looking much different" [cw wandavision spoilers] the first episode is really tedious and kinda sucks "@Roodypatooti @RanatokiParalax Oh this is interesting. I used to get both of your @'s mixed up but I don't think you know each other, now you're all in one thread lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola I WANT ONE 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola I LOVE THEM SO MUCH @miss_nikola I HAVE THE SAME STUFFIE OMG "@RanatokiParalax It's supremely popular to dunk on any and all MCU news, at least in my feed We are in a different world now with covid." @HaileyAdamsXXX AAAAAA heck yeah sweetheart! Finally!! 💕💕💕💕 "Watching WandaVision! I will tag any spoilers from here on out. I just wanted to say that I know it's not cool anymore, but god I missed the MCU." "@ParkerMolloy ""For recognizing that I was indeed born of woman""??? What the fuck?" @arancaytar Yeah I just found that out but I have no way of saving the clip @NLRG_ https://t.co/2NZ0Sui9I6 @litterboxhex Why? o.o "@zerolucre Okay I found it, but does it have an ability to save my own clip? I'm not seeing it in the options" @zerolucre Omg I never knew! Thank you!!! @zerolucre That's a thing? I just closed Overwatch so I don't think I can RIP @NikkiOphan Oh! Yeah my first guess was that it was about angels but then I didn't see a book listed so I got confused I love it!! @NikkiOphan What do the numbers mean? "@MayaOeberg It didn't save it as a highlight because it wasn't a double/triple/etc kill, which I did get and that's what it saved." "Just had a match in Overwatch as Junkrat where I sent both me and a Rein flying with my landmine, then in mid air I turned to him, still flying, and shot him dead AND IT WAS SO COOL I WISH THE GAME RECORDED THAT" Exactly! Talking about how bad the other guys would be is election talk. When there's not an election it makes no sense! https://t.co/Taz7SeQx1D "@SweetBeansComix (I'm truly embarrassed that it even affects me at all, but it does, but I'm getting better at dealing with it. Honestly good on you for making your timeline healthier)" @SweetBeansComix Honestly this makes me feel way better about being unfollowed now lol 💕 "@TrexPushups I was definitely assuming another $2,000 check. The language around it sounded like that's what it was, though yeah, in a very rules lawyer-y way looking back they never lied. But it still feels deceptive and, more importantly, we need more anyway." "Shrinking the window helps, but it also makes it look more crowded, so I can see why they set the default size so big. Still might keep it small, tho" "Woah Battlenet app was really beefed up in the last update. Not 100% I like it, but I also don't hate it enough to be angry, really." "@TrexPushups I wouldn't call it lying, but the way they worded it and the timing of the $600 checks HAD to be at the very least ""Okay, maybe some voters will assume we mean $2,600, but who's going to correct them?"" Because the alternative is that Dems are inexcusably clueless." @GenderBanana Well I got my $600 pretty quickly (within a week) so I'm crossing my fingers something similar happens again "Legitimately starting to wonder if this ""misunderstanding"" wasn't calculated so that the conversation could be diverted away from monthly checks." """Well uhhhhh technically we never lied"" Gee if only landlords accepted technicalities as fucking payment" "Again, let's assume the best of Biden and co here and say that this is all a huge misunderstanding They're sticking to their guns over 600 fucking dollars. That's chump change to them. They're torching the trust of the people who put them there over the cost of a PS5. Ridiculous" "I think this might be the intended meaning in that tweet, yeah. I don't understand where it is that Democrats and their stans learned that the people's job was anything other than always demanding more. That's fucking democracy. https://t.co/T5OqI1Z3AV" "Look let's pretend that it was always the intention to just give us $1,400 (I go back & forth on believing that, but whatever) The people who voted you in misunderstood. Why on earth is the approach ""Uhhhhh actually"" instead of ""We heard you, we're gonna try to make this happen""" "Struggling to understand how this is supposed to be interrupted other than ""Things could be worse therefore they cannot be better"" which is just nonsense brain worms https://t.co/M4Td7N07s9" "@HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview Well like, I wish we talked more, but she's one of my favorite people and we're definitely friends" @Demodeview Yes "Okay so $2,000 or $1,400, either way when's the fastest they could make it happen? Has to be after the 20th, right?" Can't even think of a punny name for this lol "You've heard of gerwalk, now get ready for" @tainkirrahe Oh that starts today? Maybe this time I'll keep up with a Disney+ show I want to watch so spoilers can't ruin me. Thank you for saying you won't spoil it 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis DEFINITELY don't want to jimmy the implants @BirdTickler THAT SOUNDS AWESOME "@SweetBeansComix I really don't use Instagram, but in case I ever start, followed 💕" "@Sky_Is_A_Void Could be Hobbes, but it could equally be Adora or Catra. A needle and thread and she'll be good as new" "@NewGenderWhoDis Oooooh Still though, them forgetting some bandaging is kinda 😬" @remembrancermx No need to pretend! I noticed you hadn't been on the TL lately :/ @tainkirrahe It's clever but it really hurts his robot mode imo. That extra weird joint in his shins makes him feel more fiddly than I'd like. Plus aside from articulation I still think the Thrilling 30 one was better. @NewGenderWhoDis Uhhhhh is that gonna be okay??? "I'm going to buy some needle and white thread to hopefully repair her. This is kinda a blessing in disguise, in some ways. Now that she's not pristine I won't hesitate to cuddle her lots (but only after I patch her)" I love our cats but sometimes I kinda hate our cats https://t.co/ApK9Qpgaft me @miss_nikola Mood of the century @HaileyAdamsXXX EXACTLY @FrigidRaine Okay literally: sploosh 🥵 "I know pregnancy is by no means easy and I have no doubt that after the fact I'd think it was funny that I craved it so much, given how hard it was... And yet, if there was a genie granting wishes... Wouldn't even hesitate." "@Colezze I'm glad you and I are friends, for instance 💕" "@Colezze That's fair! And honestly Twitter facilitated so many friendships with fellow trans people. I wouldn't have had that in the forum days (maybe like, one or two trans friends on larger forums). I wouldn't trade that for the world." "Anyway, good morning, I need to be pregnant" "Love retweeting preg art from @/Faizenek because it's almost always TECHNICALLY sfw (or at least PG) but the part that's horny to me, the belly, is on full display. Feel like I'm getting away with something 👀👀👀" @maegodhavemercy @ComicsByXan @VyriaDurav MOOD @ComicsByXan I miss those days so much @sailorrooscout People who do that are the fucking worst :/ "@miss_nikola It's surreal, isn't it? I'm at about 5x my small town's population lol" "@MapleReam In some ways kinda, but it's more like many forums under one roof" "And please don't reply with some snarky ""Well I still go to this site, and this site, and this site"" It's obviously an exaggeration. But I've felt it too! Plus I don't go to Reddit or Facebook or Tumblr anymore so it's just Twitter for me. It sucks." God remember when the internet was more than three websites? They stole that from us. I'll never forgive techbros. @MindEmilys Exactly "But if you're framing it, even subconsciously, as I'm a man who BECAME a woman or woman-like, a lot of transphobic ideas can then follow." "It's really hard for transphobes to hide that they're transphobic because they cannot work from the proper, non-transphobic framing that everyone else is working under. I'm just a woman who had some genital and hormone-based complications. That's no one's business." "I'm a woman who was born with a penis (that I no longer have btw) and who had a puberty with unusually high levels of testosterone. I've recovered as best as anyone can, given the circumstances. Why anyone would think they're owed that information is beyond me." @Speed_Freak01 Oh heck this'll fill in some Pokedex holes too 👀 @TarynnWren They released one like two days ago! @Demodeview It's okay 💕 @Monicalternate 🥺🥺🥺 "@Demodeview One of my closest, hottest friends on here 🥰" @NewGenderWhoDis Legit thought I was the only person who (ironically???) says down to clown @NewGenderWhoDis AAAAAAAA EMMA I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND PROUD OF YOU I WANNA HUG YOU SO MUCH 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @miss_nikola @TrashBabyEva Cute :3 @TrashBabyEva Oh I know who it is! :D "@TrashBabyEva Spirit is willing, body is poorly trained" @TrashBabyEva 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva yes plz 🥵 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX ^ This "@CamisGoodBoy big ""oh nooooooo I'm a girl now how awwwwwful I haaaaate this"" energy" @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh I was kinda always a little dyke tho lol "The earliest time I can remember cybering was with a cis lesbian. That's a memory that just came back to me. I can't recall if she was fully aware of her sexuality at the time, and she knew I was (or at least presented as) male, but in hindsight that's kinda ironic." @narylis Omg I know for a fact that in my teen years I was constantly saying egg stuff online in both message boards and AIM and I'd love to read it all and reflect but of course the message board I frequented doesn't have logs going back that far and AIM didn't keep logs either. "@critical_kitcat I felt lost just playing the first game :P KH isn't a series I understand, it's a series I *feel*. It's a mood, not a narrative. There is a narrative of course and I've absorbed some of it through cultural osmosis and lore videos but I'm cool with never fully getting it." @ProfaneAnnalist @found_serenity He was only ever attached to that Silent Hill game that got cancelled but had the really popular demo "Up until only a couple years ago I could've said I never played a Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, but I finally played KH1 in early 2019 and I played FF7R last year and I adored both of them. (Also played a few levels in FFXIV sometime in 2019 and didn't care for it)" @critical_kitcat Yeah I played 1 on one of those PS4 multipacks. I gave Chain of Memories a try and I HATED it. I hear DDD is not bad? But the game itself wasn't on that pack. Off the top of my head I know almost nothing about 365/3 or whatever that one's called "@critical_kitcat Yes! A shit ton of the first one, nearly completed everything. Didn't play it until like two years ago tho. Tried to play KH2, got burned out. I want to finish the main trilogy one day" I blame VSauce for making me understand this "And I'm pretty sure I never will? I don't like, hate what I've seen/heard about but I've just never been interested at all" Never played a single Kojima game "@Haggazussa @Gender_Pirate I've formed a few relationships on here that started VERY parasocial in that I saw them as a kind of mini celebrity, but then after we became friends all the unhealthy adoration just kinda fades away and I feel silly for ever putting them on a pedestal. It's kinda neat honestly." @NLRG_ twitter.jpg https://t.co/aZxePcl1CO @OhMiaGod Oh that lasted for like a month for me lol "@mikerugnetta That's fair! Honestly I haven't thought about that movie since high school, I'm surprised I remembered Socrates' name lol" @mikerugnetta That's not Big Ben! That's clearly Socrates @nlrghorny she has really good taste @Demodeview You need to stop doing this. Where you beat yourself up for no fucking reason. @TheAshenCouncil I really want to! It's definitely on my bucket list! I think I just ordered a souvenir from a place I've never been lol Hmmm given when this kookaburra stuffie shipped I wonder why it's not arriving until February? ... Oh. I mean I *did* order a kookaburra after all https://t.co/K8RKXR331p @Demodeview AWWWWWW 💕💕💕💕💕 @QuestForTori CUUUUUUUTE 😍 @ETSquirrelbat Yep! @HedgeMom I got mine a little over a week ago through direct deposit :/ "@ParchmentScroll I honestly couldn't finish the book, and this was back when I was on their side so to speak. As I recall they repeated themselves a lot and I felt like I got it a couple chapters in." "@HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice @Shadanthe1 Personally I never had much of an experimentation phase. I sort of just jumped into the deep end with girl clothes when I was ready, but for that I'd say shopping at Torrid is a great idea, though often an expensive one >.>" @ParchmentScroll Yeah even I bought a copy RIP "Oh to clarify we give them dry food every morning and top it off every evening. And she eats that, thankfully. Wet food is just a treat she looks forward to but sometimes I can't give her any that she'll eat." "Takkun is by far my pickiest kitty. All the other kitties will eat whatever wet food I give them, but Takkun only ever wants chicken. She used to eat beef as a kitten but she won't anymore. She doesn't like duck, salmon... she won't even touch tuna!" "I'm not annoyed, really. Honestly it breaks my heart knowing exactly what she wants, knowing that she thinks I don't understand or don't care, but being powerless to explain to her the situation." "I wish I had the ability to communicate with my cat Takkun just so I could explain to her that we don't have wet food she likes right now and we're not going to get any for the rest of tonight She keeps trying to quietly put her paw on my arm to get my attention. I get it, baby!" "And like, sure sometimes shit LIKE this can be seen as just leftist infighting/farming drama for engagement, but I'm serious when I say Peter and people pulling similar grifts are legitimately dangerous. People should be warned." "@StebMcDreb Same, and luckily I feel it's only a matter of time until one exists" Plus for me personally it would be cathartic to watch I'd really enjoy watching a detailed breakdown explaining the rise and fall of Peter C*ffin. Instances of people infiltrating leftist circles while actively impeding leftist progress like that need to be well documented and ideally explained in an easily digestible format. "@XylariaVG The $15 an hour thing took so long to catch on that it's no longer enough and I'll never not be furious about that. Pay people to study how much is fair to live on, then increase is based on inflation every year like every other fucking country does instead of whatever this is." "@Shadanthe1 @HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice Oh I'm getting y'all's pfp mixed up, my bad. Followed" "@mhall119 I'm demanding $2,600 because it's closer to enough than $2,000. Then I'll keep demanding more after that." @HarvBullockCore @Shadanthe1 @SofaJustice A dream preceded my coming out as well. Listen to that voice. Also I never tried crossdressing before coming out. Didn't interest me at all. But once I was recognized as a woman enough to get HRT? Girl clothes ROCK @Shadanthe1 @HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice Sure! I'm super open about my vaginoplasty @SofaJustice @HarvBullockCore @Shadanthe1 ^ This! "@roughjericho The scuttlebutt now is that we're just getting $1,400, hence my ranting" "@HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice @Shadanthe1 I'm gonna follow you back so that you can DM me with questions any time, okay? 💕💕💕" "The timing of events almost kinda makes it seem like this is what they meant, but at the end of the day they're still saying that $3,200 is all you needed to survive all of 2020 plus probably most of 2021, so maybe they can cool it with splitting hairs on 600 fucking dollars." "Pretending that the $600 we got somehow counts towards the $2k that was promised isn't that much more ridiculous than acting like the $1,200 we got like a year ago also counts towards the $2k and just giving us $200." @deathpigeon *sighs forever* I wish :/ @miss_nikola Gosh 😳 "@AbbySchmetterl1 @Ranting_Trans Goddess I wish something like that had any hope of fitting inside me. I have a thin bullet vibrator that fits pretty well, and I can orgasm with it which rocks, but nothing seems to get me permanently past the ""barely index finger"" width" @SofaJustice @HarvBullockCore @Shadanthe1 Ditto for me as well @Sigma_117 That's Crashbash! He can also be a bird thing but I prefer him in dinosaur mode hehe @SixArmedSweater Huge agree 🥵 "Like what's the point of even saying ""X isn't nearly enough, we need to give you Y"" when Y isn't enough either? Obviously some money is better than no money but it's weird (tho not unexpected) seeing Biden of all people repeat the logic of UBI without actually doing that." "@HarvBullockCore @Shadanthe1 @SofaJustice You're extremely trans, babe" "@HarvBullockCore @Shadanthe1 @SofaJustice You being neurodivergent is actually a big clue that you're likely trans, given that you're already questioning. These things overlap a ton." "@maxcapacity_ The language was fuzzy, and by the time Biden tweeted about it, my $600 came and went. I mean I also didn't assume the initial $1,400 we got counted toward the $2k either." "@0xc0ffea In theory, yeah, but it would need to be way more than that to be worth it." "Admittedly, even in the assumed context of ""$600 isn't enough, another $2k on top of that will do it"" ALSO doesn't make sense given he's talking about enough for people to live on... presumably for more than a month. That's why we need multiple checks." "I legitimately think rich politicians are assuming the vast majority of people aren't touching their $600. Just letting it sit in a bank account... just for shits and giggles, I guess." "So unless Joe there was saying ""$600 isn't enough to live on, but $1,400? Now that's plenty!"" I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take what he said with the context of what was and is going on." "Okay, like this right here? Sure TECHNICALLY the language here doesn't indicate it was going to be $2k PLUS $600. But he's admitting that $600 isn't enough to live on over a week after many people already had (and possibly already spent) their $600. https://t.co/b4dbMfQwaP" """We're going to give you $2,000 in 365 daily payments of $5.48"" wouldn't even be that much more ridiculous at this point" "@Foxsan48 It's okay, a lot of people don't realize lol" "@dreamingnoctis Oh same, but I just wanted to make sure. Generally speaking, turning people into the FBI is usually something I'm extremely against without very specific context. But yeah the second half of that tweet is the galaxy brain part." "@dreamingnoctis Ah okay, yeah, just double checking to make sure this is as vile-sounding as I assumed. I was right!" "@HarvBullockCore @Shadanthe1 @SofaJustice It can go either way, but I will say this: Whatever you think (not hope, THINK) you'll look like, you'll look WAY more femme than that." "@BruckeHarmony @norintha Huge agree. What I'm hoping is if there's even a ghost of a chance of not just getting one $2k check but a few, people will start to wake up to the fact that UBI is a thing and that it's awesome. Not holding my breath, but there's a golden opportunity here." "@dreamingnoctis When they reference turning people into the FBI, are they talking about the people that stormed the Capitol?" "@joffeorama I got my $600 but it's been spent for days now. In no way will this be $2,000 in any way that actually matters." "@HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice It's hard to say how that will go. My Fiancée broke up with me when I came out, personally. But I know tons of other trans women whose wives stayed with them. Either way, it's still worth it. It's not far to yourself or your wife to keep this buried." "@HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice In my experience, talking to literally hundreds of trans people, it's always worth it." @WhaleHorned Fucking exactly. "Plus like, getting $600 and then weeks later getting $1,400 is NOT the same as getting $2,000 when you're poor. It doesn't work that way." "Maybe technically no one said there would be $2,600 for everyone but the issue is that's still not enough, and also we're gonna need this monthly for a bit and retroactively paid through April 2020." "People saying ""They never said $2,000 checks IN ADDITION to the $600!"" seem to live in some alternate universe where $2,000 is enough to survive longer than maybe a month tops and $2,600 is millions of dollars." @HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice Well that might not be possible if you want to ease your gender dysphoria and/or experience gender euphoria. These are the tradeoffs we all have to weigh. "@HarvBullockCore @SofaJustice Muscle mass and fat will redistribute, don't worry about your build. Tall girls are a thing too." "@Demodeview @a_alice_nsfw It wasn't barging, and you're welcome to chime in because you're a girl" @ArtyMaus @vexwerewolf @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhghgg 🥵🥵🥵 "@vexwerewolf @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm pretty sure I would die of gay in the best way if I was tied up with you, Avery 😍😍😍😍" @natalie_ronka @TrexPushups OOF 3 was my max @natalie_ronka @TrexPushups DOWN to 3 a day? It was 3 a day when I started! @Demodeview Don't knock it till you try it @Demodeview I don't wear them in the winter :P @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean I assumed it'd be you and me tied up~ "Tickles the special interest part of my brain, which can be a powerful drug" @BradyHartel It came with the house! But I love it too :3 "You know, even when I'm having a bad day, walking into the back bedroom area of the house and seeing a big Transformers shelf can really help 🥰" I forgot to tweet about it right after but day four happened! Really hoping I can keep this up! @ArtyMaus @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX goals 🥵 "@maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Camis are magical things, truly 😤" Both Adora and Catra have integrated with the other cats wonderfully! I'm so proud of my babies 😭💕 @reallifecomics This is such a mood! After I tried girl clothes I could never go back lol Adora snuggling with Archimedes! 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/IbqQSUga8z @Katabassist 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @acvalens I think I might be too 😔 @Dekaprime @maegodhavemercy @elle_oftheball It didn't grab me as much as I was hoping but shhhhhh don't tell Mae This whole comic is such a mood for me! I'm the same way "@takaradragoness The advice I wish I had heard was that, despite my surgeon and physical therapist saying that I should only use dilator sizes I feel my comfortable with, I should've pushed myself sooner to try the larger sizes. I waited months, and I wish I hadn't." @NotYourIngenue Depression from it never getting any better is a huge mood :/ @elle_oftheball You and @maegodhavemercy would get along then! "@NotYourIngenue For me I have a tight ring a few inches in, and then past that it's basically fine. I can only get the smallest of the smaller dilators past it now :/" @P4ndora2 @maegodhavemercy It works okay-ish! https://t.co/xO5rIBpZhk "@P4ndora2 @maegodhavemercy Oh heck yeah! You know it's funny, I tried looking up how to say ""I don't speak French"" in French but apparently there's a bunch of WRONG ways to say it that trips up people often so I just gave up lol" "@P4ndora2 I don't speak French, but luckily Twitter kinda does! Happy to help 🥰💕" "@Doc_Wolverine Ah, he's gotten to the ""found out"" stage I see" @trgrrl Let it out if you need to! You've earned it! @trgrrl HELL YEAH CONGRATS 💕 @ItsZoeAllison That's part of it for sure but I have a portion of my vag that's a tight ring no matter how relaxed I am @NotYourIngenue Is there a revision that can help with tightness? @NotYourIngenue YUP same. I gotta see my physical therapist sometime "It sounds as though that worst case scenario you end up with a tight vag that makes sex really hard to impossible, but it's not a wound itching to seal up. That's not how the human body works." "Like my tightness is gonna make sex frustrating, no doubt, but my depth isn't going anywhere, at least in my experience" "There's this inch of depth way in the back that likes to get really tight, and recently I was really worried because it felt like I had competely lost it, but after a dilation I checked again and it's all still there. Despite the fact that no dilator can get in there anymore 🤷‍♀️" "I might be struggling with a tight vag, but lemme tell you, that bullshit belief people have that neovaginas seal shut it if you stop dilating? Utter nonsense. I've had a couple times where I was worried that was happening at the farthest depth but it's still all there." "Like even if I could share every detail, I can't remember the number of times it's happened. Like nonstop since we started two years ago. SOMETIMES the windfall is real. But it's like one in 20 times" We'll be okay but it can get a little disheartening "The number of times it's seemed like the ranch had finally caught a break and then shortly after we were told that actually, nevermind, that's not going to work, is too many times." @CamisGoodBoy Sounds hot @witsuaru Good to know! @RaeGun2k OMG CONGRATS RAE!!! 💕💕💕💕 "@witsuaru I'm gonna have to scour eBay for it, because he really is incomplete without it imo https://t.co/NHVn7mlVSB" What's great about this shelf though is thanks to the vaulted ceiling I know for a fact it's tall enough for Unicron when he arrives! Dunno if it's deep enough tho >.> @zenocoyote I wish it was roomier! But yeah it's kinda neat One day I'll have a shelf for every major theme: Masterpiece G1 Beast Wars Animated War for Cybertron 2019 High Moon WfC G2 Movieverse ... I'm gonna need more shelves @witsuaru I'm so jealous of your upgrade kit! I was able to get the one that upgrades his feet but I missed out on the chest bulking + sword upgrade 😭 @Pr0t0thePissed That would be G2 Cindersaur! "Sloooooowly coming together. I don't have access to all my bots atm nor do I have room to display them all on this shelf so the theme is very ""every continuity at once"" but I think it's working https://t.co/TcySZbWTKJ" "@Orionpax4221 I'm torn. I could keep him in dinosaur mode, but I already have MP Megs in dinosaur mode. I could put him in robot mode, but that robot mode looks really flat and awkward to me. I'm undecided." "Grimlock might be the most famous Transformer T-Rex but if you count up all the different characters who've had that alt mode, it's almost entirely Decepticons and Predacons and I personally love that" "It's difficult for me to display Transformers with dinosaur alt modes in robot mode, you understand https://t.co/E0xFK6Lp3b" The internet at this house makes no sense lol It always works when you think it won't "@HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola A natural part of transitioning, really" @miss_nikola *taking notes* 😳 @AyrenTheWolf She's my friend D:< @filledechagrin 😬😬😬😬😬😬 When you're out of spoons and too high in a crowded place @SnortingEstrace honestly tho that feeling that most people under 25 shouldn't post gets stronger with age lemme tell ya @SnortingEstrace aren't you like 22 @Yuroshai Oh yeah the coneheads are the chase figures for sure @PrissyOrcGF Gosh Morgie 😳😳😳😳😳😳 @hmsnofun I have two black cats and they're both utter blessings in my life 😭💕💕💕 @littlestdomokun I like robots way more than mechs :P Desk bots on a very messy desk while I rearrange the collection https://t.co/Gys0D3uzFI His wing kibble is supposed to point downward? But this looks so much better? https://t.co/6jyNDZgodA Big thanks to @Yuroshai for hooking me up with the only WfC Conehead I'll likely ever own! https://t.co/iJ9fhJpSqj @Qchan05 Awwwww 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ yaaaay I love oracle princess time! It can be so hard to balance these combiners but this guy sure is pretty 😍 https://t.co/ZHaIrFUWD2 Halfshell is an *extremely handsome lad* I'm way more impressed than I thought I'd be https://t.co/JMcvuaCnGv @Speed_Freak01 Ooooh keeping her kibble hanging down looks a bit more doctor-y! @QueenStodge SHE IS @QueenStodge It was so worth it for the video honestly lol Plus it's better for me not to save boxes honestly This guy's name is Terrormander which might be the coolest name of the team https://t.co/b6s4kBoP2f @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥵🥵🥵 I appreciate Coelagon's sheer CHONK https://t.co/eDziFt8Db4 Transformers has a surprising number of land sharks https://t.co/lzsotgWbvR @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @Grey_IsTrue Thank you so much Grey!!! 💕💕💕 @Trancister We'll always be pussy pals! D:< @Trancister Well too bad because we're friends 😤 @phoenixtheblade Super liberating!!! "@reallifecomics Ah, the magic of girl clothes 🥰" @Demodeview This made me giggle SO MUCH thank you 💕💕💕 @st_owly Yep! They're my favorite kind of kitty 💕 "@TessasTeaTime Okay, we'll try taking a break, thanks 💕" Day three of exercising every day! Takkun was VERY worried about what I was doing on the elliptical and kept meowing at me asking if I was okay awww 💕 https://t.co/HIk2O7LMzB @FurryFoofi Heck yeah! Congrats! 💕💕💕 "@SixoTF Okay so I love the Jurassic Park raptor hands where they can pronate them (palms facing downard) despite the fact that no dinosaur could do that, however on this toy the sharp 90 degree angle on those wrists is kinda a lot jeez lol" @retronouns YOU'RE so cool and I'm really glad we're mutuals! @tainkirrahe Wait like... Trump? @SixArmedSweater heck >/////> @SixArmedSweater SO PRETTY 😍😍😍 I really can't with how often people break mutuals with me :/ "@AyrenTheWolf I'll miss you, friend 💕 Take care of yourself 💕💕💕" @maegodhavemercy I wear slipper socks all winter now for this very reason 🥶🥶🥶 @QuestForTori It's called loafing! Alpacas do it too! @BruellaDeville Same "@BVDGRRL I'm glad you're okay, holy shit :/" "@phoenixtheblade I have a VERY similar timeline, honestly. Knew about furries and wanted to get into the fandom at like 14, but it took until my early 30's (last couple years) for me to feel like I was part of it." H E R https://t.co/BqtW3tBSNX Barbie isn't fooling anyone and should really come out @The_Ada_Rhodes (not because my girlfriends don't like stuffies but because with 3 people in a king bed there's no room for many stuffies lol) @The_Ada_Rhodes I mean I'm not single but if I was it would be Many Plushies @TheCrystalStorm The Dream @hmsnofun Thank you so much for adopting a black cat! I used to work at a humane society and the black ones are always last to be adopted 😭 @CamisGoodBoy It's true! You're very lovable 💕 @miss_nikola oh gosh that looks heavenly 😳😳😳 QUAD KILL QUAD KILL 💀💀💀💀 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/b2s7J5sJr6 @SportIsARight Omg that's awesome! "And yeah my username doesn't indicate if I'm trans feminine or trans masculine, but I know what the majority of my opponents will assume 🤷‍♀️" @miss_nikola it's the beeeeeest "On the one hand: Having ""trans"" in my username in Overwatch kinda announces that I'm trans to everyone, something that doesn't happen as much IRL On the other hand: Letting people know/think the person who kicked your ass is running on no T and all E is kinda perfect lol" @miss_nikola O M G if you've never been shown off by a dominant before IT'S THE FUCKING BEST FEELING I SWEAR 🥵🥵🥵 @SportIsARight I noticed you initially followed me after my big post-surgery selfie lol 💕 It's really nice to know people who've gone through this! "@HaileyAdamsXXX That sounds so incredibly frustrating sweetheart, I'm sorry :/ 💕" @TransArachnia These were some of the most frustrating holes in my collection as of late and I'm SO GLAD I'm getting a second chance on them "@TransArachnia I feel like they HAVE to do a run of all 6 each time they make more, right? Even if it takes a few months between them lol" @TransArachnia Yeah I looked at the same time you did lol. Thank you!!! @TransArachnia The pre-orders are available on Pulse! But yeah only four like you said @TransArachnia Yeah two of them showed up on BBTS for preorder so I jumped on that. @TransArachnia They're back in stock on Pulse? "Obviously I'm happy to have the other figures too, but I don't want to keep Scylla in combined mode so I'm not yet certain how the display is gonna work out. I prefer the Seacon colors when it comes to individual bots..." @sinnfulslut13 I googled that word but I'm still not 100% as to who you mean lol "To my non-Transformers fans: Scylla is a girl, the only girl on her combiner team, and every transfemme Transformers fan I know tends to gravitate towards the girl characters lol" I should've rewatched Jess' video before filming because there was a cardboard casualty from this RIP lol https://t.co/Yqo0fjYgvA I too have received my Scylla figure https://t.co/jLvga3cuuW @ZoeTheAbsurdist HUGE SAME Over four years in and getting ma'am'd still feels amazing 🥰🥰🥰 "@WomynRD I dunno, this is normal life to me lol" SO MANY LOVABLE FURBABIES ON OUR BED RN https://t.co/9KeObT4sR1 Day two of exercising every day! Still sticking with 20 minutes on the elliptical. We're gonna increase after a week 🥰 My butt is going to look SO. GOOD. 😤 @ManjiButt Yep! Happened around the time it happened to Trump "Just like, stopping and realizing how much more I can feel my shirt against my nipples than I ever could pre-HRT. It's like growing new organs, it's awesome!" Devastator plus most of girlbots as well as most of my Siege collection ... I presume given what else I can't find I've completely misplaced an entire tub of Transformers and it's bugging me because my boy Devastator is in there D:< "The range of things HRT can and cannot change seems at times sorta random, but goddess am I ever glad that feminizing HRT gives you tits." @ThoughtSlime This is my position as well @miss_nikola But your transition has been so inspiring in part because you're speedrunning it! Having tits is pretty tits @miss_nikola So hecking hot 😍 "@ScribblerSys Part of the reason I like to buy physicals releases, especially for my favorite media, is the aesthetics of the case on my shelf. Buying jewel cases is a very smart idea, but it's exactly as aesthetically pleasing to me as pirating and burning my own discs :/" "@narylis @ann_arcana Sense8 and Steven Universe are my two favorite shows and I might need to pirate them both, but not for lack of wanting to buy them :/" @narylis @ann_arcana I've been dreaming of a Sense8 home video release of ANY kind for years... @Demodeview Oddly enough for several years now Nickelodeon has released both ATLA and Korra on Bluray. I have far less complaints with Nick than I do with CN in this regard. "@lukewarmdeer @ann_arcana Yep, that too" @StebMcDreb Love you too!!! 🥰🥰🥰 @ann_arcana Yeah that's true. It was never the perfect release fans would want @ann_arcana Good Eats had a big long run of DVD box sets! I own a couple! But that was a decade+ ago before streaming services happened. No media company on earth would prefer releasing discs over locking them behind streaming. Fuck capitalism! "@itsviviactually The priority is in streaming now. Oh they'll take your money EVENTUALLY for sub-par product, but long-term they want everyone to have to rely on ephemeral streaming versions of media that you have to pay to access." I really do sympathize with the desire to dunk on chuds like him. They deserve it! And the engagement it brings in is top-notch! But I just don't see a way of doing it to chuds that were banned from here that isn't helping them at least a little. "I didn't take note of who it was who posted it (might've been several people), so this isn't a callout. Just a general reminder." "Hey uh, if Ben Garrison is banned from Twitter, you re-posting his work onto Twitter (even to dunk on him) is kinda helping him out, you realize that, right?" "@narylis Yeah I have seasons 1 - 4 on region 2 bluray because that was all they had at the time and I didn't realize I was buying region 2. I can rip episodes from there once I install the disc drive I got, but I wish the last season was released..." Btw this release is after: - A region 2 box set with ONLY the first four seasons on bluray - Region 1 season 1 on DVD - Region 1 season 2 on DVD - Region 1 The Movie on DVD They've started and given up on SEVERAL different ways to release this "@zenocoyote I don't know what resolution cartoons are ""filmed"" at, but I though for sure SU had at least a 720 version? That's higher than DVD, isn't it? It's bonkers." "I would happily pay for digital copies but I want digital COPIES. Like, files I can use anywhere (ie, what I can rip from a DVD, hence me considering this). Cartoon Network is promoting piracy with this release." "I WANT to give you my money, Cartoon Network! Come on! But I'm not paying $70 for scratched DVDs, jesus christ" Steven Universe complete collection box set: FINALLY exists! ✅ FINALLY in stock on Amazon! ✅ Only on DVD ❌ The discs come in cardstock sleeves and a LOT of them are coming out scratched or with glue(!!!) on them according to reviews ❌❌❌ "@reallifecomics GIRL CLOTHES, GIRL CLOTHES, GIRL CLOTHES :D" "@CamisGoodBoy Which, in a way, is even more special!" @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy OMG YESSSSSSS CUTE @CamisGoodBoy Did the dress go spinny? :D @TransgurlTSB Happy to help 🥰💕 "@Commissar_Jane OOF yeah that delicate balance of ""is this TMI?""" "@RoseOfWindsong Even better: ""Target creature type becomes Terrorist in addition to its other types. All Terrorists lose flying."" That way it can target a bunch of creatures at once lol" Barbie and Ken have been pretending to date for decades as gay and lesbian solidarity I mean given how gay Ken is this checks out @Kate_Bunni Maybe! @MsMercury216 They've been doing it for years. I think anything over $150 you need to put a non-refundable down payment on "I dunno, if Twitter shows less ads to 10k accounts in order to keep them around I certainly haven't noticed the change 🤷‍♀️" "Part of me wants to put ""post-op"" in my bio because I know I definitely like to find other post-op trans women and befriend them but also I don't want to be labeled that way because like, gross?" @BirdTickler This might sound weird but it's actually nice hearing someone else talk about this @BirdTickler hey same @Vangelus Oh I know. I'm just saying he has an ironclad excuse to never leave lol "@SwiftAusterity Currently there is not, at least not on BBTS" I have so many questions https://t.co/aT7cIKTYkT "@Vangelus He said he'd leave once Parler found a new hosting service which he's convinced won't take long, but, https://t.co/k31XCfQH11" @maegodhavemercy I can co-host with you sometime! @Flailmorpho_ Funnily enough I did cum tonight after hitting 10k @BVDGRRL @CaseyExplosion You'll get there again! You're too awesome to stay in the pre-10k zone! @tainkirrahe https://t.co/pcvH13NFf2 @CaseyExplosion Life is unfair... "@HookedAesthetic no work, just baby" @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire 😍😍😍 Other highlights from tonight's pulls 💕 https://t.co/O0EnKTgtYl !!! 🤖🐸 !!! https://t.co/LF7Zyhu9A6 @RaeGun2k I giggled so much at this thank you lol @trgrrl That's kinda cool holy shit @trgrrl Wait how is the 3am thing related @narylis @trgrrl Oh fuck me I am not an influencer 💀 "@trgrrl Well like, what does it do?" @trgrrl Is that real? I'm high enough to be gullible rn Finally I'm insufferable I don't even know what to say holy shit thank you 😳😳😳💕💕💕 https://t.co/tuVGhoiX2T @LambChopInPamps Not yet! Still 3 more! Oh gosh I'm close 😳 https://t.co/gSkM95uGTu HELL YEAH https://t.co/35LEemrwwW @lambaranth Target had them online! I was shocked too! @benji_lake I don't remember the exact website but they're called Eternity Collars @Ally_Snow_ Like a week ago? At least one other person I know is on SSI and she got her money in around the same time @Dekaprime Is that the Hasbro one? I've yet to open mine due to space issues lol I'm practically salivating thinking about sleeving all these 😍😍😍 Spent a portion of my stimulus check on some fat stacks https://t.co/bjhxRlcIws Now I need to find which tub Devastator is in... 🤔 Spent the day setting up a proper Transformers shelf! My collection has been in storage for over a year! It's good to see these babies again. Nowhere near done setting them up but this is what I got so far. https://t.co/mxqZAWgHwA They're girlfriends https://t.co/LNYIrlNvVm @ValnarDragoness Not really @Shadanthe1 Yep! Been collared 24/7 for two years as of two days ago 😳 This game was TENSE but we squeaked out a win. Huge thanks to our Mercy for keeping my trash ass alive lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/kcAVF49RgG "This tweet's either going to be really impressive or really hilarious depending on how this goes, but marking when I started helps" Day one of exercising every day complete! Twenty minutes on the elliptical fuck yeah 😤 @reallifecomics Having tiddies rocks my tits tbh @SteampunkPenny Ugh my face looks awful lol 💕 @CamisGoodBoy AGREED @SteampunkPenny I love you so much Mistress!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/j5awto3fu7 "@Vangelus Not the worst idea, honestly. But yeah take care of her backpack! It's not a parachute and it snaps off relatively easily x.x" @StebMcDreb really says a lot about society "@Vangelus Oof, makes me nervous just looking at it. I broke one of my Azaleas from her falling off the shelf standing normally 😬" @QuestForTori Hell yeah that's awesome! @CamisGoodBoy @nlrghorny yeah it's because you're a slut :3 @Flailmorpho_ @HardSundae it's a pretty effective trap honestly 🥵 @lisaquestions But mine have gotten less frequent as well! "@lisaquestions I don't really experience it as having an itch in a place that doesn't exist? I mean that might be what some of it is but it never felt like ""there's a part of my penis that itches,"" more like ""this itch feels like it's on this part of my labia but I guess not?""" @lisaquestions I never really experienced the phantom itch thing 🤷‍♀️ @TransgurlTSB Awwwww heck thank you 😳💕 @vexwerewolf https://t.co/4vvSDBPRQH Also I've done that thing where I talk about my toys to my loved ones while I set them up... SO many times lol @MikkiHereEgo @RaeGun2k Decade and a half this year @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳 It's weird when a pre-order is discounted "That's the cheapest I've seen him anywhere, damn" @jacquelinefilm That's one of my favorite movies and it wasn't that lol @mladyssilverfox That was my guess too until I realized they were all CGI and there was no Jake Gyllenhaal lol @Flailmorpho_ *brat brat brat!* @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX The wide shots of sword combat looked like motion capture to me "@HaileyAdamsXXX No, it was all CGI. Even the people were" @ARCTIC_ST0RM BABY 😍 "@CaseyExplosion I think the physical space argument is really all you need, because it's a good point. I'm absolutely in a situation where sure, I might be able to save for a proper VR rig, but I'll never have the space for it." @SwiftAusterity Hell yeah! "My bar of expectations for Biden is pretty damn low but him saying this is more than I expected, for what that's worth" "Hell yeah, and then $2k every month after that" @RaccoonVoid maybe the one piece we were looking for was the friends we made along the way "There was a movie playing in the car in front of us at the drive thru and we couldn't figure out what it was, it was really annoying us. It was all CGI, in the desert, bunch of guys with swords... our best guess was that it was maybe some direct to video Bible movie lol" @themboPotion VERY 😍💦💦💦 @themboPotion omg yessss 😍😍😍 @themboPotion wanna bury my face in there tbh 🥺 @SteampunkPenny @transscribe RIGHT???? @nlrghorny goddess I wish that were me @themboPotion yum~ 😍😍😍 @themboPotion strap with a knot it is then 😁 @themboPotion guess I'll need a strap 🤔 @StebMcDreb tails gets sweetly complimented by his friends oh to be as high as gumby looks in this screenshot @Kaelyrhn I'LL STEAL IT NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW @Grey_IsTrue oh no :/ @Aaronitmar Full remakes with Stop N Swap integration + maybe better rewards and a playable Bottles Revenge @arancaytar Oh that might be it! Didn't even notice it lol @caraesten Yeah I was thinking of going that route tbh. I was really hoping they'd make an N64 mini but failing that I'll just use my original dammit 😤 @caraesten Awesome! I've been thinking about eventually modding my old N64 as well tbh @caraesten What's an RGB mod do? @sk8boosh Fair @CelticAnarchy LIES @screamofangirl 🤷‍♀️ "Though still, even with the last time being a year off, it seems to suggest title-wise at least, Sonic as a roughly 15 year cycle" "If the movie has waited JUST ONE YEAR we could have had Sonic the Hedgehog 1991, Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, and Sonic the Hedgehog 2021, with presumably an eventual Sonic the Hedgehog 2036" @miss_nikola yes plz 🥺🥺🥺 long gumby cryptid This year Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 will be as old as Sonic the Hedgehog 1991 was when '06 released I... don't know how I survived that DVa ult at the end there??? I would have assumed the Symmetra ult protection was one-way lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/ddoOVUfm4E "PotGs where Junkrat dies at the end are so wonderfully on brand, I love it 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/UhIAtQeTnA" "@NewGenderWhoDis AAAAAAA I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU, BABE!!! 💕💕💕" @NLRG_ And incel was a word invented by a lesbian in like the 90's. Right wingers just do this. They steal words and phrases. "@NLRG_ Can't say I remember, but there is a real version of fake news. It's the shit Fox News usually airs." @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ I never post diapers on main!!! @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ D:< (<3) "@HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much, dork :P" @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ Do you remember how I met you both on here @HaileyAdamsXXX We should make it from scratch then! :D @Kinspiracy AWWWWWW YOUR CALIBNY IS SO PRECIOUS 😭💕💕💕 LOOK AT THIS BABY 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/rrgLV0l584 Our kitten Catra is a calico tabby mix and I just learned that that coloration is called a caliby omg 😭💕💕💕💕 @ArtregalOR @Autistic_Ace This isn't like pineapple pizza where the debate is adding something sweet to something savory (which I admit sometimes tastes good but I'm literally never in the mood for). It's just finding another place to put a thing you're already eating. @ArtregalOR @Autistic_Ace RIGHT???? @sixregrets Last time I had stuffed crust was DiGorno and it absolutely has mozzarella in the crust 🤷‍♀️ "@softcaity I did say everyone liked it, which is my bad. I guess I kinda meant ""everyone accepts this as normal""" @sixregrets I don't know where you got that pizza but that's not what stuffed crust is. It's stuffed with mozzarella. "@softcaity Okay but my premise involved pizza, something that someone who doesn't like cheese would be avoiding anyway?" @softcaity What? "@Autistic_Ace Yeah and then the bread at the end of the slice can also have cheese, wtf is the problem" "Cheese on pizza: Everyone loves it Put some cheese in the crust, a part of the pizza that a nonzero amount of the public literally skips: Suddenly it's an issue lol" "Do I even need to say it? Stuffed crust is ALWAYS delicious, even when it's shitty frozen pizza" I can't believe we have to cancel a McElroy 😔 @nataliereed84 Exactly. It was very clearly added in at Trump's request @IzzyBunBop CUTIE OMG 😍💕💕💕 @zerolucre @EeveeA_ Done 💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso Beautiful! 😍 @Monicaaaaaah OMG I NEED TO TRY SOME OF THIS CEREAL @SwiftAusterity LOVE @Sabtastique @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy @ARCTIC_ST0RM The swapper could've... just... sold him @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps Oh hush! D:< @ARCTIC_ST0RM ????????????????? https://t.co/f76Pb8tbdi as someone also addicted to Twitter I feel like I might start doing that if I was banned do you think trump is writing down all his tweet ideas like in a notepad app or something @Katabassist https://t.co/qzf4Su4dXv "@Katabassist Ritties are one of my favorite animals too, love" "@StopTweetingMia He has the same eyes, nose, and smile, but that's just a coincidence" "No actually the rats, who are still filthy rats, didn't want to drown, you see" "The worst part about all these rats fleeing the ship isn't that they waited until now to do it, but that waaaaay too many politicians and pundits will treat ""feeling the ship when it's already underwater"" as doing the right thing and starting with a clean slate." Senior Nazi officers feel as though they were terribly mistaken after all these years now that Hitler is dead Senior Trump official who would prefer not to be mentioned by name feels like Trump is a fascist a week and change before he'll be stripped of his power. How brave of them. Hey what is it you call a senior official serving a fascist for four years? I think it starts with an F. @softcaity @vexwerewolf Same @softcaity @vexwerewolf Hell we could have an actual leftist party vs Democrats and there would be just as much to fight about if that's what they really want @ParkerMolloy I can't make a hashtag about the movie #2012 and I think that really says something about society 😔 @CamisGoodBoy They will tell tales of it for eons I feel like Tim Clarke (creator of Boglins) belongs in Twin Peaks @TheAshenCouncil They were before my time but I remember reading about them on 80's nostalgia blogs in the early 2000's and being obsessed with them lol "I just get a lot of ""Boomer who's very excited about their Boglins world but doesn't communicate online very often"" vibes off it" Getting updates from the Boglins Kickstarter is so fucking weird https://t.co/2TFkDCyU8d @CaseyExplosion Basically I guess I'm saying it's a slippery slope argument where there's no slope or slipperiness to be found. "@CaseyExplosion I'm not saying any leftist that got blindsided by a ban should've seen it coming, I'm just saying there's not going to be an out of nowhere purge of a bunch of innocent accounts. This right wing purge was after years of abuse of the rules." @CaseyExplosion And truthfully I really don't think they'll come for us next unless we step out of line within very clear boundaries that they've drilled into us. They're not fair boundaries in many ways but they're consistent and it's not impossible to follow them. @HexNash You were a regular on BT Hive??? Small world! I believe I was Ice Slugma there? On RWP I was Fiver! @miss_nikola listen being bullied can be fun 🥺 "Election night '16 was the first night I tried makeup with with help from a friend, so to be fair I really was a girl all throughout the Trump presidency, it's just those 10 months of being a girl but still having that brain fog and not FEELING like a girl a I'd like to forget" @SwiftAusterity And I love that about you 💕💕💕💕 Oh wait no! There was ONE forum I spent a TINY bit of time on before BT Hive (though I got banned here too): X-Entertainment had a forum back in the day! "I spent most of my forum days in that particular community, but I was never that into Sonic so all the cool shit users did there (up to and including making Sonic fucking Mania) I was nowhere near. I stopped visiting a few years ago for Reasons" "Back then there was a forum hosting site called ezboard, and all the forums that used it used the same login, so it was easy to find other places to visit by looking at where your friends went, which led me to Sonic 2 Beta, which eventually became Sonic Retro." BT Hive (which was a Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie fansite) forums. It would've been around 2001 and I was an extremely obnoxious kid that got banned for being extremely obnoxious. "In some ways no, I realized I was trans in late August 2016. In other ways yes, since I didn't start HRT until June 2017 and for me that was really, really important. I was fulltime guy mode those 10 or so months, it didn't feel real until I had girl juice flowing through me." @TrexPushups YouTube has recently claimed they're going to start cracking down on YouTube channels that trade exclusively in lies. We'll see if they actually follow through @griffonatrix @NewGenderWhoDis @SomeBWord @teagirlgf You might be! Way to brag about your magical golden butthole :P @Demodeview @Uber_Anne I hope you get to try it someday! "@Yona_Korse It sure is, oof" "Let's put it this way, if another fascist runs in 2024 it's not like Twitter is going to go ""Right, here's your account back, Mr. Qu*rtering""" "Not gonna pretend fascism is over or anything, and I sincerely think the websites & companies that banned all these people did it because democrats control everything and/or the coup failed, but it's still the right choice, and it's going to have a measurable positive effect" @HaileyAdamsXXX That's a good dragon name! @JabberinJay Look we still live in hellworld there's no doubt about that. But hellworld's awfulness has been held back a bit. "@HaileyAdamsXXX Part of it some of the best stuffies out there have the most boring/awkward hang tags, like the Pokémon Center ones" "I was positively BUZZING after the election results were confirmed. I'm happy now, but it's less of a high. It's just... I dunno it's like the sun is rising on a new, better day." "Trump getting covid and then losing the election was excitement. The January 8th purge of a TON of right wingers off social media? Pure catharsis. Feels amazing, even if it was overdue." @tainkirrahe Aw hell yeah! Dunno why he had an account for so long but good fucking riddance! "@Uber_Anne I've always found it enjoyable and romantic! Never really owned a lavish shower either, though sometimes it ends up being a hotel shower which can be a bit fancier hehe" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I'm pretty ruthless with removing them except for Beanie Babies, but I don't tend to cuddle those." @SportIsARight As a victim of their doxxing I couldn't be happier honestly @LaurakBuzz Omg congrats Laura! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX That tag should be cut off before giving it to little ones :P @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH @LambChopInPamps I'm not out of your league omg lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Look I'm very biased but the answer is clear @nlrghorny THAT'S THE CUTEST @nlrghorny AWWWWW Never really cared for the Liger design but of course he's here too https://t.co/MMsH4kQbXs We got bugs too! :D https://t.co/IIuzZ86jC0 @nlrghorny Normally as opposed to...? "Me with most mechs: Not a robot, I'm not interested When the mech is an animal tho: 👀👀👀" Apparently Hasbro is making Zoids now (again?) and I'm in love with the design of this one in particular https://t.co/p1TR53oRAR @CaseyExplosion One of my favorite movies of all time easily 💕 @retronouns NICENICE @CamisGoodBoy SO HECKING PRETTY 😍😍😍 My base instinct is to make a squee noise when I do it which I've spent many years unlearning lol But flapping makes sense as a word for sure! Cute too :3 https://t.co/YN3BaQXrOX "I call this squeeing, personally" Oh that explains why I do that @Nickle4aPickle 💕💕💕💕 Oh. Well... hopefully :/ https://t.co/G7gD0XUBoI @ErinInTheMorn They doxxed me too. I'm so fucking happy @StebMcDreb the gayest 😍😍😍 @StebMcDreb same 😭💕💕💕 @CaseyExplosion pregchamp 👀 @StebMcDreb omw @DragonQueenRose yes plz 🥺💕 @litterboxhex I love torties so much 💕 @ChronoKatie Aaaa cute! 😍 @DozingDreamers 🥺🥺🥺 @CelticAnarchy I'm not that much into fighting games but with enough RPG mechanics I might be into it @CelticAnarchy That sounds pretty cool! "@CelticAnarchy So I haven't really looked into this game, is it just DBZ: The game?" @vexwerewolf That's why it's my game of the year 2020 @MaxyAmalyna OMG I LOVE THEM 😭💕💕💕 @nlrghorny Yes you are! 💕 @miss_nikola What a pretty drone helmet! 😍 @litterboxhex 👀👀👀👀 "@AyrenTheWolf ""Hi kids we're home early""" @JosieKame Oh they're gonna pull back a ton on the unique designs for each turtle after this huh :/ @nixie_pink is this about my extremely full utter? D:< @TimonicWulfgar @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy He looks SO CUTE IN IT @Nymphomachy They were a lot faster this time thankfully. @AshCoyote Feel free to reach out to me on whatever other platform when it's safe to travel again and we can show you the ranch 💕 @KallieNSFW Hell yeah! @tainkirrahe I just love the idea that massive jets of flame are constantly spewing from his shoulders. Like even on off nights at MacCadam's just *FFFFFSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH* @narylis H E R 😍 @SixArmedSweater EXACTLY! Archimedes was meowing at the top of the stairs. Why? He wanted lovins 💕💕💕 https://t.co/TSNCS9OQVG @reallifecomics MOOD @miss_nikola https://t.co/A95nwKVCEx @AlreadyTheRobot HELL YES Okay my dream setup is glass shelves with LED lights but this? This is now a VERY close second 😍 "Thank you all for donating to help with my deductible last night! I should be able to afford my estrogen today, and the cost should go down shortly 💕💕💕" @theogrin Of fuck does it need to be capitalized? RIP "Anyway if there's one thing recent events have taught me, it's how to spell capitol. I'm like 99% sure I would've been spelling it capital had I not seen it written everywhere so much." "@ETSquirrelbat Exactly. That's why it's really difficult for me to be worried about them, but I know logically we should all be on guard" anyway https://t.co/ZXG0exKq0Z "@Klezmerstyle And we should definitely be ready, but so far their success rate has been less than promising." @ChaKatKimber It's not shoving it down. The person in the car is switching directions quickly to scare the kookaburra but it isn't working lol @Kaelyrhn I think it was you that said it's awful to be woken up by their call and I don't doubt that but at least in recordings I've always thought it sounds beautiful. Would love to hear it in person some day 🥰 "Like I dunno given how easy the easy mode they were playing on was, you'd think ""stall the certification of Biden for more than a few hours"" would've been a thing they did, but it sure wasn't." "Like I know the cops let them into the capitol and all, and I'm not saying this can't be a sign of what's to come, but it's remarkable how little all that accomplished, at least for now? What a bunch of pathetic wannabe revolutionaries" I really love kookaburras I'm not sure why. I hear they're obnoxious and I just love them more @maegodhavemercy Stay hydrated if you're not already! Helps with my cramps a ton @Kaelyrhn @GwenStarlight Thank you! @GwenStarlight I should lean into my pretend last name of Salamander more often to differenciate lol @DragonQueenRose Did you know I have a comfy face 🥺 @Demodeview Oh heck that's cool!! One of those nights where my body is really tired but my mind is extremely awake @narylis I really want to make a habit of doing it regularly. I haven't been able to stop tweeting regularly since mid 2017 x.x "@Demodeview I watched it on Nickelodeon during the day, I think especially during Kindergarten when I had half days, but I'm pretty sure when I was older too? I dunno I just have distinct and very fond memories of eating tuna fish sandwiches for lunch while watching Gumby." Flip! Thumb rocking back and forth while feeling that extra depression on the one side is sooooo satisfying for me "Pokey is sapient, so he can absolutely consent, but boy is it weird that Gumby is fuckbuddies with a horse." "@Pr0t0thePissed Not sure yet, haven't worked out the details" I can get it in women's cut too https://t.co/2vWEEKX4Pp I LOVED Gumby as a kid and yes I would love to own a weirdly sexual undertone Gumby t-shirt as an adult Oh fuck I need this incredibly weird shirt "I think, later this month, I'll finally try taking that Twitter break (a week at least). Again I'm not doing it YET, but I think (hope?) stating an intent to do it might up the chances of it actually happening." "@TheCatMom I appreciate the offer, but it's looking like thanks to donations from awesome people, I should be able to afford it this month, and I learned because it's part of my deductible the price should start going down. Thank you so much though 💕💕💕💕" "@BVDGRRL They knew what it was from too. They're not Trump supporters, they just thought this reaction was ridiculously overblown. Pretty gross." "@BVDGRRL Part of why I drifted away from watching Mega64's stuff is they started using this clip as reaction clip during their livestream podcasts and they otherwise weren't very overtly political, so this was clearly seen as a politically neutral funny clip to them. Really soured me." @ann_arcana @hmsnofun @ImPureNoise Oh yeah the few times I saw kids try to not say it it was always a big issue "@hmsnofun @ann_arcana @ImPureNoise I never once objected to it. By the time I was aware of how fucked up the pledge was, I was well into college where they don't do it. I feel like I escaped some serious brainwashing and I'm not entirely sure how." "@miss_nikola Wow a true leftist, there's Marx right there" @HenryWHall Goals! @ialika_lifina I mean you're just describing Target Masters in general. I'm talking about a character wielding a smaller version of themselves that transforms into a gun lol This is a thing you can do more often than you might think https://t.co/HcuMjgXSK4 "One of my favorite silly things to do in my TF displays is have Transformers wielding themselves as weapons and while that's not TECHNICALLY what's happening here, I know how I'm gonna display these two when I have a shelf up lol" @Alice_Evelyn_ Such a glowup gosh! 😍 "@Demodeview And many others, yes" @PrissyOrcGF lol I did this earlier today and am paying for it https://t.co/zeMe74x58L My brain is still that of a child's but it really needs to catch up with my other organs Me eating McDonald's: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me on the toilet later: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. @LexiEsque Thank you 💕 "@LexiEsque The cost SHOULD go down in the coming months, luckily" "@LexiEsque I appreciate the offer, but I can't not get estrogen through my health provider because like, I have an endo taking regular blood tests and I don't feel comfortable lying that I don't need it anymore. I don't have gonads anymore, he's gonna take issue with that" @KoleMaura Yesssss "@maxcapacity_ Literally all the have to do if they're so worried is have a message pop up saying ""This character is dead which will greatly impact your story and options. Reload a previous save to undo"" Done But no" I want to put this on a shelf and just let the tongue dangle onto the floor @caraesten I discovered I like the way high waisted jeans look on me on my own and had no idea it was A Thing but I'm not surprised lol @ialika_lifina Consider: slime boobs double jiggle "@NLRG_ I mean he was definitely convinced of that, yeah" *in advance @HouseOfGunn Thank you! That might be what I need to do "Might have to ask for help with this on here, but it shouldn't be forever. Maybe a few months. Sorry I'm advance :/" "Okay so because I am not a clever woman, I have discovered tonight that a copay and a deductable are not the same thing, and my $127 bill for estrogen was likely my deductable, which means later in the year the amount I need to pay should go down. I'm 33, how have I missed this." "@NLRG_ Okay, fair, but I'm still really tempted to believe this lol" "@BigN0SE @AustinJohnPlays, who I discovered a little over a year ago when I was looking for a Link's Awakening guide" @hmsnofun It absolutely has already. I feel extremely unsafe around people flying it. "@SwiftAusterity I forgot the terminology but like, the new prices were established on the 1st, that's all she really said." "@Serpentsaurus It usually isn't! I was expecting like, $20 for a month supply" @NLRG_ For me it's substantiated by the fact that I spent like a weekend in your presence 2021 off to a fantastic start "Tried to pick up my estrogen. They only had enough for a 16 day supply (which is a weird measurement because I do an injection once a week?), and it was $127. I literally can't pay that. That would be $260 a month. Wtf" "I think I wanna get into farming stuff. Like, the weird farming stuff where a bunch of cows are in a box" "I've been watching a Youtuber play Minecraft recently and it's amazing the stuff I didn't know about because I play so casually. Like, scaffolding??? Fucking game changer!" @uselessneetgirl @OoCPokemon !!! 💕 NEED THIS @Hypnothulhu listen brainwashing is hot @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ Yeah that sounds right @SpyCommaNotA Hmmmm I've never heard of that place honestly! Might have to look into it @Agustuski grrrrrr D:< @_tinyflower D:< D:< D:< @SportIsARight Oh heck yes! I hope you get it! @trgrrl *hugs* :/ @MommyStella7 *huffs* I'M NOT!!! D:< "@EntityofJustice @Calliethulhu no time for bible, everyone's gay" @Calliethulhu The dream @nlrghorny *sprays you with a water bottle* @OzmaRacc Hell yeah! Congrats! @theogrin Rectally works a lot better for a lot of people $1.33 a pill fucking end me Oh shit I did the math wrong it's $40 a month https://t.co/ExVzsMalgI Just shovin' 3 quarters up my ass every night nbd "Oof, my 200mg progesterone pills are 75 cents a pill 😬 I want to say the 100mg ones were cheaper but unless I'm mistaken they were about half as cheap, so that tracks." @MaxyAmalyna Nice! 💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM I think the Titan Class transforming Ark will be something of a grand finale for the trilogy (at at least retail since there's also Unicron) @IzzyBunBop PROUD OF YOU CUTIE It worked for most of the pandemic and now their website is just broken for me Running errands and picking up prescriptions (because the K*iser pharmacy still isn't letting me order online and have them delivered D:<) https://t.co/QGyWocEF1r @LambChopInPamps what? o.o @LambChopInPamps It was half baked and I tried to delete it but we're on the way to the store and the connection out here sucks @HaileyAdamsXXX Nice!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh I'm glad you noticed 😬 @Solarzilla2000 YES @Esper_Lily I did the same thing! February 1st 2017. I somehow remember the date 😅 "@SofaJustice @maegodhavemercy @Liophora @JabberinJay @reallifecomics I LOVED I Love Lucy when I was like, 7 for similar reasons" @somker3 It was! @TwippingVanilla @Liophora @JabberinJay @reallifecomics Oh heck neat! @machtackle B O N E T R U C K @IzzyBunBop You're so unbelievably cute babe 💕💕💕 OBVIOUSLY they have to sprinkle in the big core G1 characters but they all have fossil alt modes or at the very least come with unique Fossilizers as their armor Do you know how many ancient species had rad af bones The next line from Hasbro after Kingdom should be the Fossilizers trilogy @ARCTIC_ST0RM ISN'T PALEOTREX THE COOLEST??? @maegodhavemercy @Liophora @JabberinJay @reallifecomics It's basically a 90's reference! "@tainkirrahe If I'm not mistaken it was Siege Prime that made me realize ""Oh no I think I want to collect all of WfC"" Like I could feel the price jump. Such an incredible leap from PotP." "@LeafTilde @stackedbimbo ""wrong""" @maegodhavemercy @Liophora @JabberinJay @reallifecomics Okay I get that joke because my dad loved that show but that might be an Old reference :P @tainkirrahe He's a really solid mold! But I think the Earthrise is just a tad better @OzmaRacc It is in my humble opinion the greatest card game in the world @assignedbrave That factory equipment can be so weird to use! @Demodeview You're trans @maegodhavemercy @Liophora @JabberinJay @reallifecomics Yeah I thought I remembered you saying that specific chart was the one that didn't work for you. The events in the comic are not 1:1 with reality lol @OzmaRacc You should! "@About4otters goddess, mood" "@Liophora @JabberinJay @reallifecomics That chart worked for me, but it doesn't work for others and it even admits it's wonky with AMAB bodies" @CaseyExplosion Casey how on earth did you get 44.4k followers lol @reallifecomics Bra sizes almost never consider transfemmes and it sucks lol @jessfromonline It feels like it goes so slow at first and then you blink and it's been years and years. Congrats! @themouseyouknow Not right now there isn't! 😭😭😭 https://t.co/rsdbYGmU4P @LittleLambJenny ghgghhhgff @MaiaFranklyn The Kup mold is one of the most satisfying TR molds to transform! Glad you have at least one version of him @MaiaFranklyn I switched heads on him too! That face is so much better. I also switched the arms on the Titan Masters because I felt all yellow looked better "@JenApparently That's the thing, the second amendment is actually pretty nice when utilized by people it wasn't written for (marginalized people)" @NLRG_ UR RLY CUTE OKAY @MaiaFranklyn I just got mine a couple days ago and I gotta agree. I wanna own like 20 of them @MaiaFranklyn absolute scenes @Kitty_Kimz That's basically what I did too! January 31st 2017 (several months after coming out) was the last day I peed standing up and honestly it was an improvement lol @Oh_its_joanna OMG IT'S EARLY AND I MISSED THAT IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY I'M THE WORST LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE 🎉🎊🥳 @LittleLambJenny *huffs* D:< @Kate_Bunni *hank hill voice* pee and pee accessories @tainkirrahe GOOD IDEA TBH "Y'all, this is one of those ""oh nooooooo I'm totally a girl I haaaaate this"" things where yes it's a downgrade but the downgrade is gender euphoric so it's a win. I sat to pee for years before getting a vulva lol" Okay so the ONE downgrade of having a vulva compared to a penis is on cold mornings I need to expose my entire ass to pee 🥶🥶🥶 "@benjanun_s as a subby lesbian, first off, how dare second, thank you 🥵" @QueenStodge I mean this was inevitable I kinda hope they never do the coneheads tho because I bought all 3 of the previous versions a couple years ago and STILL haven't been able to display them 😭 sleeping angel 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/p0Nhvy7MG9 "@IgneousSigil Also Naota, nicknamed Takkun by Mamimi, would often merge with Canti, so calling Canti Takkun when he's red makes a bit of sense as well lol" @IgneousSigil TO BE FAIR there was in fact a robot named Takkun but he doesn't show up until near the climax lol https://t.co/rggBoDwldl "@filledechagrin Oh yeah muscle mass loss leads to smaller shoulders for sure. Happened to me as well, though I wish it would keep going 😭" @MaiaFranklyn Also seeing that Quickswitch that convinced me to buy a Quickswitch :V @MaiaFranklyn I haven't been able to open most of the robots I bought due to lack of space RIP @IgneousSigil Though I'm surprised you remembered the robot named Takkun and not the cat? Sure you're not thinking of Canti? https://t.co/2h8MwHzsx4 "@IgneousSigil Yes, and the cat from FLCL, as well as a the boy from FLCL (kinda)" Takkun being insufferably snuggly this morning 💕 https://t.co/jKAcKHZUp8 "@MegaMekaLesbian @QueenStodge It looks better, but yeah the new Kingdom Blackarachnia is a huge improvement no question" @QueenStodge @MegaMekaLesbian It's mistransformed in that pic. People never push it up far enough @Eskalia Heck yeah congrats! 💕 @Oh_its_joanna Awwwww I didn't know that! I feel lucky to be your friend 💕💕💕 @Oh_its_joanna Feels like we've been friends for ages lol 💕 "@Oh_its_joanna You came out only a year ago? Heck, congrats! 💕💕💕" @Swymbiote m-mooooo 🥵💦 "@NikatinePrime I love how cursed this is, yes" @NLRG_ I am blessed with this knowledge and b it's almost too much at times 😭💕💕💕 @ChronoKatie I have the bigger one from a couple years ago and it doesn't have that feature! Neat! @cynnamonTV I can't use my computer after sundown but I miss you 💕 @TheStrawbrary 😳🥺🥵 @JocelynIsNSFW Oh gosh congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola *hugs hugs hugs!* @miss_nikola *hugs hugs* Do you have a consult date yet? @StopTweetingMia Good idea honestly "@jessfromonline *basically, wtf phone" @CamisGoodBoy @TimonicWulfgar @TheStrawbrary Fuck yeah! 💕 @TimonicWulfgar @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy No idea lol "@TimonicWulfgar @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy Okay I could be wrong, this is what I'm seeing https://t.co/IXks1CeN6Y" "@TimonicWulfgar @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy The good boy account is currently suspended, and probably happened today, and I just now noticed it and was sad is all" "Wanted... no, *desperately needed* to have a hot shower + sex toy time but I guess the propane people haven't come yet this month RIP" @litterboxhex agreed @TimonicWulfgar @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy Well it was definitely today @TimonicWulfgar @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy Ugh did she get another account suspended :/ @QuinntoBean 💕💕💕 @jessfromonline Basiy every Trek actor eventually showed up on Stargate lol @Kaelyrhn I see you've played sticky twiggy before! @rozietoez SKILLS THO @CamisGoodBoy @nlrghorny Fuck that's a good idea @NLRG_ feels like that was 15 years ago "@AveryDelta2 I mean assuming the government still operates at all after all this, we're in the best position for something like that to happen since like 2010" @Calliethulhu I haven't been able to stop for hours @TAHK0 Seriously needed this thank you @CaseyExplosion it's been a Day @NotYourIngenue The very next tweet says if he breaks the rules again it will result in permanent suspension. @Ally_Snow_ For what it's worth: https://t.co/lCENb3WLfl This was literally the last possible second and could very well have been too little too late. "I think I'm gonna ultimately settle on ""What the fuck took you so long""" "@heck_engine Still a checkmark account for toys, though." "@heck_engine It's a Funko Pops fan site (as well as store by the looks of it), actually" Feel like it says something that this is contender for most shocking thing that's happened today "@AFinchWrites plz all of these,,,, plz,,,,, 🥺🥺🥺" @About4otters gosh yes plz 🥺 "@CuddlePotato @GamingAngelGabe @11thHour Yeah it triggered my dyslexia too, but it's double 4's, not double 8's" I mean I guess technically they could still happen Today started thinking about $2k checks fuck I just want that feeling back Wow an hour later and I already feel like this aged poorly. I'm unsure what to think anymore tbh "@Trancister @PossRae @BVDGRRL Maybe, but the way people were reacting to it changing suggests that his old banner included Trump in it?" @PossRae @BVDGRRL Pence would like everyone to know that he pretended to be against all this the second it looked like being anywhere near this bullshit would hurt his career. @IwriteOK @chipfoxx They even built a noose for the occasion https://t.co/haf2jm0RcR "@BVDGRRL Pence changed his banner to a picture of Biden and Harris and he unfollowed Trump. I was hoping a mass pants-shitting was occurring, thank you." "@CamisGoodBoy Fucking RIGHT??? If they were half as competent as their leftish counterparts I'd be a bit worried, but uhhhhhhh" "Typo, but ""the Biden"" sure makes him sound way more intimidating than he is huh" "I remain unconvinced that this is the end or cool zone or whatever. It's unprecedented in a lot of ways, and equal parts fascinating and infuriating, but the Biden is still going to be president, and what passes for democracy here will continue like it has." @tf_fic Heck yeah I did! @AlexisVeilled I love you too "This is not two equal political ideologies. This is fascists vs everyone else, and I'm tired of anyone trying to act like the fascists should be appeased in any way." The right wingers throwing a tantrum right now remind me of when a schoolyard bully thinks he's rigged the system in his favor then freaks the fuck out & breaks shit when stuff still doesn't go his way. I'm furious (not surprised) at how little they give a shit about playing fair @cynnamonTV unfortunately I wasn't :/ "@SteampunkPenny Oh gosh! Heck, I guess I should contact Kaiser about this since I have healthcare through them" @vexwerewolf @EsserZed I mean it's a crab so gotta be Barraki @AlexisVeilled Oh babe I'm sorry :/ *hugs hugs* @machtackle OMG @PhyrexianThot Neat! @PhyrexianThot Oh heck! Have you watched it? @PhyrexianThot Were they talking pictures during the surgery? @Azure_Husky Oh I've grown quite tired of it! 😍 @Azure_Husky just suddenly thinking about my skull 💀💀💀 @Azure_Husky 😳 @SteampunkPenny Holy shit really??? Where? @argentlynn EEEEEE I CAN'T WAIT 😍😍😍😍 it's 2021 why can't an actual Pokémon deliver my mail to me 😤😤😤 "Though now that I'm thinking on it, a Dragonite would be more fitting 🤔 https://t.co/xgqkQ01JLi" @blaze_casual You have about 5 months to save for him hehe "Figured my fellow furries would be interested in this: Revoltech is doing another run of Judy and Nick figures! I got my Hopps figure a couple years ago, but I know the are folks out there who missed out! https://t.co/tawAQAhUBm https://t.co/ePbmCO2xYI" @tainkirrahe Oh heck I love this! @The_Ada_Rhodes THESE LOOK SO COOL OMG @The_Ada_Rhodes Never heard of it but it sounds neat! @MateDoom Hmmm I might keep mine mint then? @The_Ada_Rhodes Oh yeah Transformers universes and timelines are immense lol @MateDoom But like it'll peel off the holofoil stuff won't it? What does it look like if I peel it? I dunno if I wanna peel it... "I HAVE TO PEEL MY CARD, WHAT??? https://t.co/WIMSczHfCS" @The_Ada_Rhodes Dinobot to my knowledge is one of the few characters that's only found in the Beast Wars//wider G1 continuity? It says he's a pred but that's... wrong? https://t.co/OCA1zwv1TF Pretty card! https://t.co/CLVL0OP6D0 BONE FRIENDS https://t.co/kpn4J4ezVB @CamisGoodBoy this is such a mood for my previous guy too lol @vexwerewolf Oh gosh this schadenfreude is positively DECADENT @Kitty_Kimz PLZ 😍😍😍 @Respectful_Succ SO JEALOUS "@AOC These are all good things, but retroactive covid relief is top of my list atm" @Tuplet That's fair 💕 @CamisGoodBoy Both would be extremely healthy for him @ComradeEevee Here are my children 💕 https://t.co/Zvyjm3bCct @ComradeEevee TINY PEETS YESSSSS 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @ComradeEevee WHAT A CUTE BOY @QueenStodge I'm gonna be honest it looks like baby's first custom @ComradeEevee I have several Sylveon plushies and I'm eyeing the Winter Lights one from 2019 despite the eBay prices being nightmarish RIP @Demodeview Yeah the price of admission on this one is steep @Kitty_Kimz wow breakfast in bed! 😍 I just really love the idea that a Pikachu riding a Charizard is delivering my Ponyta stuffy 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/Gp07g5gdRP @Tuplet Not really "@SnortingEstrace I knew going in it wouldn't be cheap, but I have months to set aside money/save lol" @Tuplet The entire first series is the length of a feature film :P The pre-orders are on the front page of https://t.co/HBaXJeNhiH! me rn https://t.co/3ZcIAEEAyD NEW PREORDERS FOR CANTI FIGURES THIS IS NOT A DRILL OMG I'VE WANTED ONE FOR FUCKING DECADES https://t.co/2f65fZPmn2 @SixoTF Pose him from the side! Shows off his saurian good looks anyway imo "@tainkirrahe It's a world where transporter tech is commonplace, so sure floating bits of the ship sound rad af" Come watch my GF play Minecraft!!! @tainkirrahe No wait I guess we got at least two Titan Masters in the main line. Maybe the real question is how willing Hasbro is to support new characters and not just focus on the 80's and 90's "@tainkirrahe I could see it going either way. On the one hand, they often seem to prefer focusing on new gimmicks, but on the other, we recently got new Titan Masters and combiners? Though it was all exclusive hard to find stuff so who knows. I hope they know what they have here." "(not my picture, btw, this is a leak)" @tainkirrahe I'm really going to miss Fossilizers and Modulators. They're SO GOOD I am going to own so many transforming dinosaur skeletons by the end of this and I am 10000% okay with this https://t.co/Bsz1sEjUbh @Azure_Husky OH HECK I MIGHT WANNA WATCH THAT @SnortingEstrace Read that as Kanye and Jetfire for a second there 58 LEFT NOW WTF @kajikia_ YUM @jupiterdrops1 👀👀👀👀 @softcaity There's two in that picture! "@SwiftAusterity @acvalens Hey maybe the donut doesn't wanna bleach her hole, I respect that" "@andwal79 Waterbending is a term coined in Avatar the Last Airbender, a show that premiered in 2005. And I'm 33, I dunno if that's old lol" "@SwiftAusterity @acvalens I dunno, speaking as a gay furry I too think donuts are kinda erotic :V" @nyaakat Oh that's fair. Where's your wife? @nyaakat why aren't you caged missy D:< @NLRG_ Yeah but it you didn't delete you'd still have the old tweets :P "Oh absolutely. I kept it short because memes but when I say ""checks"" I mean multiple checks per person https://t.co/JB9AMb9e3H" @retronouns IT'S SO GOOD @cgbilyeu YUP that was a huge part of it for me 🥰 "(Just to be 100% clear this doesn't mean I disagree with the left button, just that I'm less enthusiastic about it when it's talking about right wing chuds 🤷‍♀️)" Also assholes like the proud boys are the ones who think cops are awesome. Far be it from us to protect them from their friends. "Abolish the police and prisons, but until we do, it behooves us greatly to show our enemies firsthand how dangerous and unhelpful these institutions are. Also it's indescribably satisfying to watch." I slam the right button several times rapidly with enthusiasm @MessorTrisha 21 and under makes the last part of the meme not work @Demodeview Okay fair WAIT A SECOND THERE'S LITERALLY NO VERSION OF THIS THAT WORKS ACTUALLY OP is 23 but the math still doesn't work ... Avatar didn't exist in 2000 "@ValnarDragoness I have art I made that I don't like, yeah" @outliersgeorg @degeneration Omg I legit lol'd Mood @maxcapacity_ If you still have a fundraising tweet I'd like to retweet it "@maxcapacity_ Oh, sorry :/" @pupcake_ninja Right??? @maxcapacity_ It's looking slightly more possible given that the Georgia race looks promising. I'm not holding my breath but it's fun to tweet about thinkin about those $2k checks https://t.co/0jb28GPS67 "@degeneration For Toy Story 2 they had a selection of like, deluxe McDonald's toys that cost extra and didn't come in Happy Meals that were all candy themed and the Hamm one dispensed candy buttons which I thought were so fucking weird as a kid" @degeneration OMG THEY MAKE DVA PROGRAMMING SOCKS??? @jupiterdrops1 Of course! Feel free to play with her proportions and ideally I'd like her to have my hair 💕 @PizzaFacts2go Such a good friend too 💕💕💕 @Monicaaaaaah I have that stuffie too! @MajestikDewback No problem! 💕 @MajestikDewback $186 @jupiterdrops1 This is the art of done of her that I've drawn that I hate the least lol. She still needs some fine tuning https://t.co/gCt0gSwJsd @MajestikDewback It's been in stock for a little over a week if I'm not mistaken 💕 @asur_el Two words: Extremely pregnant @MajestikDewback It's cheaper on Pulse and they have some in stock! https://t.co/s7mlPUzkNr It's gonna be so horny y'all "I've always wanted to commission some art of my fursona, but I've never been in a position where the planets aligned enough for it For the first time I have an artist in mind, money set aside, and an idea of what I want done... but now I need to wait for a slot to be open RIP 😭" stimulus check stimulating my robot habit https://t.co/g6SHoYoc4O @nlrghorny moo 😳 @nlrghorny hhh 🥵 @BVDGRRL agreed @dead_girly I can only hope! :P What I'm saying is I'm gonna be real sad when WfC is over "Weaponizers: Pretty good Modular battle stations: EXTREMELY GOOD, PLZ HASBRO KEEP MAKING THESE Fossilizers: EXTREMELY GOOD, PLZ HASBRO KEEP MAKING THESE" @ann_arcana @hmsnofun Oof :/ @_FeistyBoots_ Hell yeah! @HenryWHall I highly doubt there will be a bee but I'd love to be wrong! "@joelax9 Oh really? I guess I could be wrong, my bad. I guess I'm just thinking of the original toys, but of course none of those were in scale" @HenryWHall Oh nooooooo @HenryWHall I guess I should just be happy we're getting a toy of him at all! First toy since '96 unless you count that one subscription service figure Noooooo! 😭😭😭 https://t.co/285y0KONzU "I hope Kingdom Scorponok is a Voyager. He's a big boy, too big for Deluxe imo" @cpuspellcaster *offers hugs* I'm so sorry :/ @hmsnofun I totally get it. As a blonde pale skin person personally I think I've exhausted what laser can do for my face. I hope you find better luck than I did! @hmsnofun You need to get the right lidocaine cream! I was able to find like 1% lidocaine on my own which didn't do shit until my electrolysis person offered me her own special blend that was like 10% I think? That worked on my junk! @hmsnofun Mood but I'm gonna need them to shove electrified needles into my follicles 🙃🙃🙃 @VondranArt Could be bigger 🤔 @VondranArt @GrendelRat goals 😍 @IzzyBunBop Oh cool :3 @ialika_lifina Heck yeah I'd love to show you sometime cutie~ @IzzyBunBop Babish? @ialika_lifina An orgy or molly? :P @QueenStodge It really is! I really hope you can feel it someday soon 💕 Estrogen rocks my fucking tits "Some days you just really need a good cry. Not that it was fun in the moment, but now as always I can feel how healing it was after the fact 🥰" But seriously I like to think I've done a decent job at not being a complete tool with what passes as power on this platform and I plan to continue to do so. Thank you all 💕 "@brennasaid I did that too. Every birthday candle, every shooting star." @Azure_Husky I really want my septum piercing too 😭😭😭 @Azure_Husky SAME @Kamenspider Oooooh I see it! Thank you! @Kamenspider I believe you but I don't see what you mean from that picture? "Do we know if Ractonite at least is a Maximal? I'm very much pro-bad guy so I wouldn't mind TOO much if Fossilizers are Predacon-exclusive tech, but I'm just surprised, is all https://t.co/memHFpPGwC" @nobodyinpartic3 I saw ONE Thrust at this Target but I already had a friend send me one lol. He's arriving on Friday if I'm not mistaken @TheQueenSeKa CUTE GLASSES ON A CUTIE Anyway coming home with toys is a really sweet end to an otherwise shitty day. I don't have the room to display these friends but I'm gonna open them all when we get home! I've earned it 😤 "There was also Echo from the Jurassic Park Amber collection, but given that Delta was pegwarming for like 6 months, I figured I could hold off on that particular $30 purchase lol" "They also had Blackarachnia but I'm pretty sure I want to get her with all her wave mates so I held off. And yes, Paleotrex is also a wave mate of hers, but I want multiples! This was calculated hehe" "They had Kingdom figures at Target! After Christmas, no less! https://t.co/BxJmyj6cLA" @NLRG_ Same!!! My Daddy @HaileyAdamsXXX calls me princess and it makes me melt 🥰🥰🥰 @Flailmorpho_ Oh gosh yes plz! @ann_arcana Oh no!!! Well you'd definitely be invited to mine~ @TheQueenSeKa Yes we should! 💕 @FreyjaErlings Aaaaaa you're really pretty! @Demodeview Obviously you'd be allowed to be there silly!!! "@TheQueenSeKa I dunno, I get warm fuzzy feelings when I see your @" @TheQueenSeKa Definitely a sexy friend! @BonnieMakes oh no :/ @SixArmedSweater 💕💕💕💕 "@ArtifexH Oh you'd be invited too, no question 🥰" @SixArmedSweater I would absolutely invite you!!! @SixArmedSweater I do too. I just wish it was less toxic @a_alice_nsfw I'm not mutuals with Gherkin so it's a bit awkward you talking through him to me about stuff >.> "That's not going to happen for a number of reasons anytime soon, but I need it. My soul needs it." "God I just want to invite all my best, sexiest friends to an orgy where we all roll on molly" @miss_nikola Looks good enough to eat tbh! 😍 Drawing is so hard for me because I want to be loose & look at the big picture but I always tighten up & zoom in too far & it can take DAYS to finish a piece & honestly at the end of that I need the validation from posting it online but that creates Pressure to compete Something "Like all my favorite people here I could chat with on Telegram, or Discord, or shit even just texting! Twitter is a shitty middleman at this point!" A want does not on its own materialize into action I want to draw and read more and Twitter less. wow just 90 followers away from being officially certified insufferable Literally twice today I thought for SURE I was doing a parasocial and trying to force a friendship where there wasn't one and I guess I was wrong both times and I don't know what to do with that b information? I'm still in a self-loathing headspace. "I have such a fucking utter terror that all this is ephemeral. That none of my closest friends care about me that much, and that I'm fooling myself thinking we're close." I just want the friends without the Twitter "I had to put this on only I can reply setting because invariably when I talk about a big group of specific people, people I'm not talking about are the only ones who reply. I'm seeing a few faces of friends I'm talking about in the first tweet liking it. I appreciate that." I'm sorry for some acquaintances I try to force a friendship where one isn't there. That's a really shitty and selfish thing for me to do to you. I don't have any excuse. I really hope the friends I have know how much I appreciate them. I'm sorry I don't say it enough. There are more than a few of you for whom I'd shatter into a million pieces if I lost. "god that sounds like a non-apology, I dunno Today's been rough, which is not an excuse, I'm just very off today." "Today's just a day where I delete most of my threads, I'm sorry if my sloppy words hurt anyone." "@SixArmedSweater I don't understand what you're saying, I'm sorry" "@SixArmedSweater Like I deleted it, it's not worth it, but I can SEE how WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE will view this as the same shit. It's not the same, but the belief that it is is VERY REAL and I want to be able to talk about that." @SixArmedSweater I'm trying to illustrate a very real problem I'm seeing and I don't understand how else to talk about it "@Claire_Sable I didn't even know that was the idea there, but like, you need to be more careful with that shit. I don't understand how anyone can exist online and not be SUPER FUCKING CAREFUL with using story elements like ""This one's gonna start out racist but they'll get better""" "@AshCoyote Oh, lol. Well good! We should chat sometime/more often 💕" "@AshCoyote I DM'd you with my Telegram and Discord info, but maybe that's not what you meant? I don't want to come across weird and clingy or anything, but I'm getting conflicting signals here, I'm sorry >.<" @SweetBeansComix The language around cancel culture needs to be a LOT more careful. There's this assumption that people are only talking about wealthy privileged celebrities when that's not always the case. @AyrenTheWolf Goals "@GaindStream115 There are zero possible receipts that make ""inviting his fans to send him nudes"" not the height of utter scum" "@NLRG_ Generally yes, though it's possible the strict definition of those words allow for the opposite approach" @ARCTIC_ST0RM 36 whole years ago @ollie50782446 I'm saying it's a bit rude of you to assume we're all just keeping this to ourselves hoping it'll go away "@ollie50782446 What I'm saying is we've talked about it already, and like I said they're convinced there's nowhere for them to go, and we don't have any better ideas, so we're at a standstill." @ollie50782446 Please have a little bit more faith in the ranch's communication skills than that. "@ollie50782446 I appreciate you trying to help, but that wouldn't really accomplish much." "@ArtregalOR There's a lot of overlap for sure. I also can't be baby, or at least I don't feel comfortable doing so" @maegodhavemercy We got this! I believe in us both! "@MindEmilys Not really. I mean if we got like, several thousand dollars MAYBE we could put it towards an addition to the house of some kind but that's a low estimate and donations don't ever come in that fast." "@maegodhavemercy Oof, mood. We've been in the process of ""moving in"" for nearly a year now, with the boxes/bags of clothes to prove it >.>" @maegodhavemercy Omg a year already??? You're so hecking pretty goddamn! @miraleaps Careful saying the names of toxic people with fan bases without censoring their names. Their fans will search for that name to come and harass @miss_nikola HELL YEAH POG "@nyaakat @CeresClouds Oh GOSH it does, heck! 😍😍😍" "@Dekaprime Okay but even if they were all 18 which can't be the case unless people were vetting constantly, he still, as a content creator and a position of power over his fans, said ""Hey please send me nudes."" That's completely fucked. A good person doesn't do that." @Dekaprime He had receipts proving all the fans who sent him nudes were over 18? "@CaseyExplosion Agreed, but first: Mickey Mouse is 93 this year, and Felix the Cat (who for some fucking reason is still owned by Universal I believe) will be 102." "Hey @miss_nikola, were twinsies now :3" "@LeafTilde I mean that was literally me, you're among fellow b!mbos lol" "@JenApparently Finally, Optimus Minor's nemesis revealed" @LeafTilde tale as old as time 😔 Did you know for a long time doctors used to think that male was LITERALLY the default and that women were just men with a few extra bits? To this day there are a lot of studies that didn't include any female participants even when you'd think they would. "Like if they wanted to make Cybertronians nonbinary they could have, but that's very clearly not what they did. Even before Arcee was introduced they were all very obviously coded male, and male is not a neutral blank slate." lol @ older Transformers media insisting that there are no men among Cybertronians The fleshlings that wrote this are blind to their own massive biases @ChaosWitchLizzy I mean of course he's going to try to keep doing what he's doing. It's what he knows. I just wish his fans were more discerning "@Shadow_Fluffz Yeah he was one of my favorite gaming youtubers too, but he went into the trash pile with J*nTr*n when all that stuff came out about him. N*rmal B**ts was mostly cursed it seems" @HouseholdWheel What about Vertibreak? Anyway yeah it turns out abusers are often really good at seeming harmless and lovable. WHO KNEW 🙃 We should all strive to use this screenshot when talking about him from now on "You know it's funny, when it was first revealed how much of a creep this guy is, my initial lizard brain reaction was ""But he seems like such a sweetheart!"" (said reaction lasted like 2 seconds) Anyway this screenshot of him makes him look more like you'd expect a creep to look." @acvalens Omg extremely!!! 😍😍😍 @CertifiedLeggy @SgtCybork Big gloves! :D @TrashBabyEva p-probably a lot >/////< @GwenStarlight I've seen only one other person say that but I haven't seen a source "@TheCrystalStorm Ah, the nonbinary's creed" @TrashBabyEva gosh you think so? 😳😳😳😳 @bunnarchist It's never a good time to reply with Pepe memes at me @SixoTF One of those is sure to fit a Unicron! @blaze_casual IT SUCKS SO MUCH pregchamp https://t.co/rJaKVEKiyO w-wait a second what does this shirt say??? https://t.co/rlBmkgdc5Z @AyrenTheWolf hey wait a second lol @QuinntoBean @Oh_its_joanna Most of their old clothes look better on us to be fair lol @OzmaRacc @sneezyrat @ChuteNations @radiantbutch Came to the comments to @ you lol no no no I said I wanted to be BRED @NewGenderWhoDis I met him in an elevator once at an anime convention lol @crystalskyes80 That's so weird and frustrating! "@NewGenderWhoDis Haku is of course Max Goof from A Goofy Movie, as well as the voice of Binx from Hocus Pocus" @NewGenderWhoDis Oh there's a ton of Disney alumni in this. I believe Kamagi is Cogsworth? Or maybe Belle's dad? One of those. "@NewGenderWhoDis She has a twin sister who's way cooler? Maybe that helps? But I'm pretty sure this is just a witch trope, which yeah I'm willing to bet has a lot of antisemitism in its history" @crystalskyes80 Just double checked and it's only Ahsoka going for these kinds of prices. Other figures are more like the $20 range The fact that it makes for a beyond perfect title is basically a coincidence as far as I know? Wandavision is simultaneously the most and least clever name for a show staring Wanda and Vision (and likely literally a vision controlled by Wanda) ever "@NewGenderWhoDis a lungologist, if you will" "@The_Jedi_Jawa One Piece, like I said in the first tweet lol" @HenryWHall I admit this is the first time I've even looked on eBay for her. Wish I had looked sooner. This keeps happening for my favorite characters. Never saw a Classified Baroness in person either. @AshCoyote Oh gosh that'd be great! I have Telegram but I don't know how to add people lol. And we'd still love to have you visit! I was worried you didn't want to anymore >.< "It's very rare that I'm super into buying dolls but it's gender euphoric af so I love getting them. One of the few dolls I really wish I had, dammit :/" Wtf happened I never even saw her on shelves. This toy is only like a year and a half old https://t.co/DXf9isHa3N @RaeGun2k Real Gear Robots! Came out in 2007 alongside the first live action movie @RaeGun2k I have unopened Game Boy Printer paper still to this day and I'm so mad that it deteriorates even if you never use it @HouseOfGunn I did and I thought I retweeted it but I guess I didn't lol "@caraesten I kinda assumed, but I'm excited for what you're describing all the same" Catra is being such a snuggle bug tonight! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/QyxpI5cadQ @trgrrl I really want to understand better the magic spell my ass was put under that made me love this unironically when it was new "@AshCoyote Retweeted to help with your search! I wish we had gotten to know each other better, but it's been a pleasure being mutuals with you 💕💕💕" "@CaseyExplosion ugh, same" @StopTweetingMia I'd watch the shit out of this omg @LuceXLuceWest Oh I do!! I love your Agumon!!! 💕💕💕 @SolientArt @StargirlSednira Happy moo year! @SnortingEstrace Might be good to have that just in case! I can't remember if @HaileyAdamsXXX said she was down for watching it all with me or just the cliff notes version lol One of my best friends AND one of my girlfriends are both obsessed with this franchise so I will absolutely be experiencing it at some point lol I should watch One Piece 🤔 @NLRG_ okay but it made me laugh very hard @NewGenderWhoDis Cowards afraid of a bunch of babies smdh @NewGenderWhoDis Retweeted before looking at the entire image and whoops I like to tag my nsfw stuff on here my bad lol @NewGenderWhoDis YOUR DIAPERED PICS ARE SO GOOD @eartha_gae I'm gonna start using this to describe myself thank u @maegodhavemercy Retweeted to my furry friends because while I really want to fursuit I haven't been able to yet RIP @HaileyAdamsXXX awwwww thank you Daddy 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @crystalskyes80 @BVDGRRL Same!!! @BVDGRRL Oh btw what music is this? Really slaps "@SweetBeansComix Like I said on patreon, this is definitely a mood" @JennyOutrageous I ship these two SO HARD @The_Ada_Rhodes Stunning 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola Nice! Really pops! @TrashBabyEva @MommyBlakesFeet @TransServalGirl wow gay @vexwerewolf The male socialization argument annoys me so fucking much @vexwerewolf UR REALLY HOT BABE 💕💕💕 @a_alice_nsfw I can't tell if you're joking but I can share the @ in DMs if you want hehe @HookedAesthetic hhggggh 😳😳😳😳😳 @a_alice_nsfw Same lol @HookedAesthetic hhhhggghh really? >/////> @jolifrolique I'm baby >/////< @jolifrolique HHGGFFFN HEY "Oh and like, I never really post pictures of myself in diapers on here, for what that's worth" "Poop is a hard limit, though. Dunno if that helps? It might?" @MommyPosie I need to be padded but haven't been able to find a good moment to be 😭😭😭 @fuckboyydyke APPARENTLY LOL "I'm a little, which means sometimes I wear diapers for fun, and I have a lot of little friends who also do this, and sometimes I reply to their tweets, so you might get diaper content on the TL Fair warning lol" "@DaringEmber I'm baby, sometimes baby stuff ends up on the timeline. Please unfollow if that makes you uncomfortable, thanks" "@HookedAesthetic Positively soaked hehe Also that railing is, gosh 😳" @avyjae They're certainly the most obnoxious of toy accessories I ever owned when I had a Black Series collection lol "@VoicesOfViolet I believe my motherboard is the oldest thing in my PC, and it's from 2012. I noticed Disney+ took much longer to load, but once it did, everything worked fine." "@myevilpinky Okay, I'll try keeping it off for a while. Thank you so much! 💕💕💕" @machtackle https://t.co/ERg8vzo6Ab "If anyone asks, this is my favorite moment of S1 of The Mandalorian https://t.co/Z0rQzEXEzI" "Fuck yeah, this worked! Now is hardware acceleration really something I need for Chrome? https://t.co/x8md9N2kap" @machtackle I don't know why it let me! https://t.co/LN2eKPElSy @myevilpinky I'm not sure what that means @jacquelinefilm Ooooh I should play that sometime! It's possible it only does it with some episodes maybe? This is the last episode of season one I believe. "Okay it's fucking bizarre that I was able to share screenshots of The Mandalorian when I started watching a couple months ago because now the player on my PC is legit blacking out the screen when I try it now. I don't... want to fucking support this, fuck" "You don't have to lampshade it like this. I'm okay with just unconsciously going ""Okay I'm watching the version of this universe where all the bad guys HAPPENED to miss"" https://t.co/fjqZzTN9S3" For whatever reason I'm okay with the idea of Battle Droids being terrible at almost everything. They're mass produced automatons and it's funny. But I'm not as into it when it's Stormtroopers. Needlessly cheapens things. @MaelJade_ I'm watching The Mandalorian and the last episode of season one stops to make a joke about how the two Stormtroopers waiting to enter the city can't hit a can like 5 feet away. "Star Wars leaning into the idea that actually Stormtroopers are CANONICALLY bad shots is kinda like if Star Trek just decided to say ""No seriously red/yellow shirts literally always die on away missions"" ...Now I'm wondering if Lower Decks does this" @IzzyBunBop gosh yes plz 😘😘😘 @translesbiantop I see no lies @Eskalia @alyrch99 @Flailmorpho_ I am okay with porn @trans_trainwrec Here we go! https://t.co/G2utjfCW6x @trans_trainwrec I wish I knew! @Flailmorpho_ Wish I knew! @ArtyMaus 😘😘😘 "@vexwerewolf Too many girls, only arms" @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy Soooooo fucking pretty!!! @LeftAtLondon I've been 23 for about a decade now. It's nice! "@QuinntoBean I never had to go that far, but this is still a huge mood if that makes sense. My mom is a legendarily light sleeper" @BeckySFairley ALL OF HIS QUIPS ARE SO GOOD THIS IS RIDICULOUS https://t.co/6rkKdantXJ IT HAPPENED AGAIN LOL 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/RSJsdmUOqH @MommyPosie >////< @MommyPosie 😳😳😳 @MommyPosie Oh you know the answer to that already :P @MommyPosie hgdsfhdsh well takes one to know one!!! @MommyPosie wow what a baby :3c @polyheartmony MOOO!!! 🥰🐮🥰 I'VE GOTTEN POTG EVERY MATCH I'VE PLAYED TODAY WTF💣🐀💣 https://t.co/NJXgRWSw0j @SnortingEstrace I dunno how but it's so true Love my rat boy https://t.co/TEzxgB8zlN "4 gold medals, 33 eliminations this match lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/s64hVtRWUr" literally me 😳😳😳 https://t.co/iDPJw9dg1U that was easy gay slut baby @Demodeview Can I repost this? :D @Vangelus Surely that's merely a lamppost! @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy jdfjgfdfgd thamks >////> @asur_el My good friend @VondranArt when they're open again! :3 @asur_el The next thing I wanna commission is my fursona heavily preggers! "@StopTweetingMia GOD, SAME" @TrashBabyEva hbnvbndrfgd @TrashBabyEva HECC D:< @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva @CamisGoodBoy @TheStrawbrary PLZ !!! @CamisGoodBoy haha imagine if we were both heavily pregnant 😳 @CamisGoodBoy F E E L I N G S 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva >/////< @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva jkffdskfgjhdgdsfhjkjkgdkjghfdlkjghdlgfdhlkgdsbgjkbgjkd @TempestaRubida @lambaranth VERY baby! It's basically a baby simulator where you talk with animals! @CamisGoodBoy @TheStrawbrary @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva *HUFFS* D:< @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva a what? o.o literally me "@TheStrawbrary @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva *OFTEN horny, BIG difference!" @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva FUCK this convo is making me so horny aaaaaa >///////< @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgfdhghd >///////< @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX I'M REALLY WET NOW *whines* >//////< @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX HGJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @ARCTIC_ST0RM I JUST GOT MY MONEY IN AAAAAAA @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggggggggggggg 💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX hgfhdhfhdfjhgfhjhfghdjdhfghjgjdg EEEEEEEE THANK YOU SO MUCH @lambaranth YOU'RE SO SWEET <3 <3 <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bdFpeJzCup @HaileyAdamsXXX We should film something cow themed 🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX YES YES YES~!!!! @MajestikDewback omg I think I need one >.> I LOVE how many smut artists are just going with the idea that this year is the year of the cow. Ox is close enough! Bring on the curvy cow furries and hucows! "(I was also hoping to HIT the laser with the mine, but honestly, either or works! Junkrat is not picky!)" "When my internet connection is actually working, part of why I love Junkrat is his maneuverability. See how I used the landmine to get away from the laser? I just compulsively use that to get away from everything, it's so much fun" @ARCTIC_ST0RM HUGE SAME. I'm gonna be mad if I can't use my stimulus on these three lol I wish I could say we won this match but it's because of this PotG that we were able to march the payload to mere feet from the end (look at how close we were to losing here!)💣🐀💣 https://t.co/5vGLkuRTnq @TankUnderhell HUGE AGREE @screamofangirl gosh that's kinda gay~ @screamofangirl 😳😳😳 "@TrashBabyEva Nearly 500 hours, I like to think so lol https://t.co/RBV3W9fbnS" @MapleReam hfdhfh yes plz 😳😳😳 @MapleReam Gosh I think I'd prefer the second one! :3 I can get PotG without using my ult too! 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/WeZKjfFhKD @HaileyAdamsXXX fdgdgdkgdsafga plz @HaileyAdamsXXX HEADCANON ACQUIRED @BugbearPancakes I need to find some! @nataliereed84 THANK YOU Mustard + onions is a proper hot dog 😤 @benjanun_s GOOD!!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX jealous of her 🥺🥺🥺 @benjanun_s why sorry???? @TrexPushups I wish I wasn't so tight. I wanna be properly filled 😭 "@MindEmilys There's a roommate that needs to move out, it's a long story. It's too cramped here for intimate stuff" I do try to be gentle when dilating but I also have to balance it with pushing myself as hard as I can and now my pussy is sore 😭😭😭 @HookedAesthetic baby cat scratch fever 🚫 bean blade fever ✅ "@PrissyOrcGF goddess, same" @LeafTilde @Flailmorpho_ haha that'd be the worst am I right haha cat claws 🚫 bean blades ✅ @RaeGun2k OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgfgghhff 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX goddddddd yes plz 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @RaeGun2k OMG I LOVE HER @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg yessss I wanna bury my face in your pussy Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @miss_nikola 😘😘😘 @NLRG_ wow what a cuck :3c @miss_nikola hhgggh gosh yes plz 😳💕💕💕 @litterboxhex Oh you and Cara hung out? That's awesome! 💕💕💕 "I love when a kitty just wants to play off on their own and you say their name wanting to pet them and they're all like ""YOU CAN SEE ME???""" Cats have two modes: - Snuggle time - Utter terror at being Known "@miss_nikola YESSSSS omg I miss frotting so much! Is it still frotting when I have a pussy the cutie can ""accidentally"" slip into mid-frot? >//////>" @ArtyMaus omg I keep crushing on you harder and harder aaaaaa 😍😍😍 @LilEspace AWWWWW 💕💕💕 @Agustuski IT'S TRUE "@LilEspace Nope, the one with the pink roof. Someone else got it for me 🥰" @GwenStarlight 💕💕💕 meeeeeeeeeee @NLRG_ Of COURSE you're Azorius 🙄 @DrifterWorkshop @Ranting_Trans Hey I know you! 💕💕💕 @MarcyKingUltra omg lol @TheNDqueerelf UR SO CUTE 😍😍😍 Trying to be more inclusive by thirst following the occasional cis woman "@MarcyKingUltra He's Waldo in the states, Wally everywhere else. Odlaw is still Odlaw everywhere for some reason" @AylaKismet good! 🥰 omg they finally made a burger for me @AylaKismet Snuggle and maybe smooch? 🥺👉👈 @TransServalGirl yum 😳 @FoxyChewToy This was extremely hot thank you 🥵 @MarcyKingUltra NOW? @MarcyKingUltra Feel compelled to show this to @olivebrinker @gaysexaccessory ur rly cute @gaysexaccessory Omg yes plz 🥺 Come watch my girlfriend play Minecraft! @lambaranth EEEEE thank you!!! Also we're mutuals now so feel free to DM me whenever 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori I really am huh >.> @lambaranth OMG do you have more pictures of your town? You're so good at designing it! I need inspiration! @lambaranth Be there in a sec! @NLRG_ Yeah I can tell you're sober I just wanted to tease hehe @PonyTromper It's in the picture! Also heck yes I'd love a pink tent and doggo! @lambaranth Friend request sent! I'm Kat 💕 Maybe I can just visit your island real fast? @AylaKismet Extremely powerful move "@lambaranth Pink roof, right? Then heck yeah! Do I add your like friend code or what? I forgot how this works" @GeekyPug87 Nah I mean the one with the pink roof but that thank you! "@notwaving It can definitely help in a lot of ways, but I find I do it too often in general" @GeekyPug87 👀👀👀 @norintha @CamisGoodBoy I love you so much babe lol @MarcyKingUltra @narylis I still suck at the melon balancing minigame lol There is a pink version of this dollhouse and I will pay many bells to anyone willing to sell #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/P0JdiR2Qql @Funkotronics THAT'S COOL @CamisGoodBoy us bottoms deserve more dicking than this 😤 Our kitten Catra is out first cat with socks AND I LOVE THEM "@CamisGoodBoy I mean ""harder"" if nothing else Sounds like you really need a good dicking and honestly mood" "Cats that have ""socks"" (white paws contrasting with a darker color elsewhere) automatically do everything cuter" @CamisGoodBoy also perhaps to make the dom harder 🤔 @MarcyKingUltra Hell yeah Yoshi's Story is actually what got me into console gaming when I was 11 lol @CamisGoodBoy Green @PrissyOrcGF who needs brains anyway @gaysexaccessory luckily you'll have a fluffer right there helping "@Demodeview @Elli_Trans @TrashBabyEva You're both over-apogizers and it's okay, everything's alright 💕" @NLRG_ how's the acid tonight @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva You didn't do anything wrong and she's not as mad as you're telling yourself right now she is @Demodeview @TrashBabyEva @Elli_Trans And you're definitely trans @TrashBabyEva @Elli_Trans Yeah like the fact that it keeps coming up makes me wonder too @TrashBabyEva @Elli_Trans His avatar in that game is a girl and he was really particular about what she was wearing and how hot he (he used I/me pronouns describing her) was. @Elli_Trans You watched Wheel of Fortune tonight too huh @miss_nikola 👀👀👀👀👀👀 I usually say friend but I agree there should be a better word @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ unironically extremely romantic in the gayest way @AveryDelta2 RIGHT??? "Oh wait centipedes aren't insects are they? They couldn't be. Still, I imagine the phobia doesn't care." @Katabassist hecc >.> [cw insects just in case but this is bread so I dunno] hi this is incredible @monster_nocock RIGHT???? how did I have this much gay for 29 years without knowing 4 years in and I'm still floored at how gay I am @sixthDragoness @Kaelyrhn @treemunity Honestly I feel in my heart of hearts he'd just be happy to see me being happy "@louiseyhannah Listen ""I'm so gay"" is a *perfectly valid* response to seeing this" @BoringNerdyKate I appreciate the reminder :3 @About4otters this was a really hot surprise thank u 🥺 @Azure_Husky THIS IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA @TheCrystalStorm I'm dead from gayness thank u 💕💕💕 @MommyPosie hfdfh d-drink >//////< @MommyPosie dhsjkfgjhgkdkolghjksfdf 🥵🥵🥵 @themboPotion @Sigma_117 HOT admittedly this is quite often when the cutie you're crushing on is also into piss 😳😳😳 @umbramoans @miss_nikola @DarkerPixel Oh these are fantastic 😍 @EvoChanger Dugs "@Potatopolitics It wouldn't at all, but it might be hard for you if you're already asking questions like that" @ialika_lifina 💕 @Doc_Wolverine One of the many reasons I enjoy having so many friends 😳😳😳 @SteampunkPenny @The_Ada_Rhodes Hey same :P @AshCoyote @chipfoxx @FurryFilmmaker Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ I mean they kind of have a point This is Appa and he is King Doof https://t.co/4OR5Wh8p0U GIANT DOOF https://t.co/hjL4Bmlcox @LucyDavinhart MOOD @Doc_Wolverine @OhHeyMonsterBoy HAPP BIRTH @benjanun_s YUP 😳😳😳 @miss_nikola haha that'd be such a fun and funny prank 🥵 @BVDGRRL oh mood "@AngryNerdBird I don't think I can, no" "D'Argo just said ""I'm your daddy"" and now I'm mad Farscape out of context isn't already a popular Twitter account" @CamisGoodBoy CUTIE @DozingDreamers RIGHT???? @Tsilkani Exactly! I should clarify it was really Chiana's reaction in the previous episode that I was frustrated with. Chriton is taking it surprisingly in stride. @Kaelyrhn @treemunity My original is gone too. Shit this is more relevant to me than I realized To be fair I don't think I could ever bring myself to enter a transporter. I know rationally I'd experience a continuous existence but it would become a phobia for me the second the tech was invented because being atomized will never not sound scary to me. https://t.co/QDccuqDYxG I admire commiting to two Chritons and not immediately status quoing it tho. "One of my least favorite scifi tropes is the ""Am I the real original or am I the clone?"" We're watching Farscape again & they're doing this and I'm just so frustrated. ""Original"" is a meaningless distinction and even if it wasn't, discovering who it was would accomplish nothing" @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary We'll have to voice chat sometime or something lol @Grey_IsTrue Oh gosh I'm honored >/////> 💕 @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary I haven't! Only in text form! I'm having to go on imagination here! @CamisGoodBoy @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ CUTENESS OVERLOAD AAAAAAAA @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ IT'S SO CUTE @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ I'm just picturing her lovingly honking "@NLRG_ Oh don't worry, I'm not a guy" "@NLRG_ NLRG," "@DiscoDeerDiary @a_alice_nsfw She mostly accepts me now, but it's because she has to if she wants to continue to have a relationship with me." @DiscoDeerDiary @a_alice_nsfw I mean it's definitely all intermingled for me. I never told my mom I was trans because I was convinced I wouldn't be allowed to. And it's not like she often said transphobic stuff. I just preemptively understood she wouldn't accept me. "@southswampwitch Hearing all this seriously gives me hope that I could be a decent mom, thank you 💕" I guess the ideal best case scenario would've been maybe once in a while she could've explained stuff too? Put just a BIT of that burden on her too? I know my mom enough to know that wasn't how she liked to parent. She HATED the debate. It's not a democracy. "Like I ended up growing layers of bullshit in my brain built entirely on trying to over-explain and defend myself, because that's all I fucking had, meanwhile all she needed was ""It's not a democracy.""" @a_alice_nsfw FUCKING MOOD @zenocoyote I don't want to spoil the experience "On the one hand, I get it. There are so many instances, particularly early on, where kids can't really get a vote. Without question it's for their own safety. But on the other hand, not having any agency at all in your life, even as a kid, can really fuck you up." "She was right, by the way. That's almost always how it works. And it's pretty abusive and is almost guaranteed to fuck your kids up." "My mom would often say about our relationship while I was growing up, ""This is not a democracy."" So anyway I have a complicated at best relationship with the idea of parenting." "@zenocoyote @CudaCoreRoo Maybe when I get a headset one day. I know phones can do it but my eyes are too fucked up for that to work, surely. Putting my phone right up to my face makes everything blurry, I can't imagine that's very helpful." Worded perfectly. This is me. https://t.co/Sf6E62HmQg I just have so many vague memories of needing to guard myself from my mom. "(Pro-tip: You cannot, in fact, model your opponent's entire mind, at least not enough that you can explain such a thing to the point that no one could argue with it and it's a fool's errand to try, though yeah, probably a trauma response)" One could argue I'm over-explaining this very point :V "If you don't have similar brain worms to mine, you might not see the connection here but the idea is if you could, hypothetically, model your opponent's entire mind, you can preemptively counteract their misunderstanding of you. Doing so results in over-explaining everything." "Person: Ugh, my coworker was such a bitch to me today Old me, foolish, will make no friends: Well it sounds like they were having a really rough day, and understanding this helps, right? Current me, sightly smarter: That's rough, I'm so sorry" "I have this permanent addition to my brain whose job is to solely try to understand my opponent and their position, and/or how they might misunderstand mine, and it's taken me years to (mostly) keep that to myself because people tend to think that's weird." I remember when I first moved out to live with my sister when I was 25 she noticed I over-explained and she quickly theorized it was to protect myself against our mom. It makes sense. But like... I dunno my mom was very low-key abusive in ways I don't even like calling abusive. I feel like over the years I've smoothed out a lot of my trauma responses. I feel like I'm more able to deal with being misunderstood like that thread goes on to talk about it (though it does still terrify me). "I wish I had a better grasp on how my parents fucked me up growing up, because I'm 100% in this tweet." @miss_nikola Also you're so cute in this outfit Nikola!!! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola The dream 😍😍😍 @Nevynxa @Icarus_Avery @C0REZI That's a really shitty attitude to have about your fellow queers "Thanks Twitter, I almost missed it https://t.co/orBhTCilbg" @NLRG_ Hell yeah! @nixie_pink goals 🥺 @stackedbimbo Pretty 😍😍😍 @NLRG_ Seems like it lol The Shadow to Echo's Sonic Mood #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/C7YI2JU0xE Northern lights! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OjZ4mgndEv "Even if you don't care about the late 90's songs they put in the movie, this album has like all the awesome themes from the Adventure and 02 dubs which is pretty cool!" I actually tracked down a copy of the CD back in the day because the uploads on Kazaa didn't have every track lol It's unironically a good fucking album @softcaity @ialika_lifina RIGHT????? @ialika_lifina @softcaity I love talking about it too! 🥰 @softcaity @ialika_lifina Huge same "@softcaity @ialika_lifina I still need to read these comics, this was all learned through osmosis. I believe they consulted @JenApparently for the trans retcon on Arcee, and she can also probably point out where I got the details wrong lol" "@softcaity @ialika_lifina And then, like I said, they later retconned Arcee's backstory to be less terrible. I guess the RUMOR was she was forced, but of course cis bots would say that :P" @Chocola29454212 His stats probably aren't great because I never play competitively lol "@softcaity @ialika_lifina They later retconned that there were plenty of female Cybertronians, just that most left for colonies ages ago. Their return was the catalyst for Lug and Anode to transition" "@softcaity @ialika_lifina Yeah because early IDW was ran by I think it was Furman? Anyway he was adamant that there were no female Cybertronians so to make room for Arcee the story was she was the first, the result of an experiment forced on her." Those baby Pokémon WOULD be very on-brand for me but this isn't my campsite. I never figured out how to make my own lol @softcaity @ialika_lifina Yep! They did a soft retcon from her being forced to change into a girl to her actually volunteering for it. "@softcaity @ialika_lifina Arcee, Lug, and Anode" @TheStrawbrary @NLRG_ RIGHT?????? "@softcaity @ialika_lifina There's at least 3 in the old IDW continuity, but there can always be more" My wonderful son Grimlock is finally joining me in Gen VIII <3 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Z4vHxD19rX @FroyoBaggins LITERALLY ME @FrillyHyena @Demodeview @PrissyOrcGF @StebMcDreb gosh 😳 @ialika_lifina 😘😘😘 @DozingDreamers AND UR REALLY HOT @TempestaRubida EVEN YOU D:< @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy there it is 💕 "@NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy it was a little cucked but also you're just cucked generally and probably get aroused from being called a cuck, so, 🤷‍♀️" @SnortingEstrace I mean it's genuine with me >.> @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy It was either saying awwww or commenting on what a cuck you are @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary @CamisGoodBoy AWWWWW @witsuaru transfemmes4transformers @little_lizzie22 Of COURSE you!!! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @StebMcDreb I KNOW TOO MANY HOTTIES TO @ U ALL "honestly you know I mean transfemmes generally but every time I tweet that word half my replies are ""I thought you said transformers"" 🙃" "trans women,,, are just,,,,, so beautiful,,,,,,, 😭💕💕💕" @Data_Jake19 @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy I already SAID that >:V @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy wow you really do live on the edge @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy oh hon *head pats* @Doktah_Doktah @SomeBWord hey thanks my pussy climbed deeper into my body just from reading this @BVDGRRL SUCH PUPPER 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL HI THIS MADE MY ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK YOU'RE THE BEST 💕💕💕💕 @SportIsARight @YouTube Oh I've seen all his videos a couple times each hehe @SportIsARight @YouTube This video was so fascinating I shared it too lol @themboPotion so many hours 🥰🥰🥰 @themboPotion GONNA SMOOCH 💕💕💕 @hmsnofun Oh god I know just enough about both of those properties to understand this and it's right @themboPotion BAAAAAABE SO HECKING PRETTY 😍😍😍 @Lewd_Go_Round_ @NLRG_ Honestly I agree I just like being contrarian with her lol @Katabassist Gosh I fucking love you 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ *googles* oh hecc @NLRG_ not thinking golgari are the sexiest smdh @themboPotion THEY'RE SO GOOD @themboPotion I mean that's a pretty normal mood for me tbh 🤔 @HaileyAdamsXXX Wanna smooch!!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX PRETTY hell yea #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TECkgn4Obn To all my egg followers: @mercadomalorte I didn't say I didn't like it? @Lewd_Dolly Definitely! Me when I first started playing Overwatch: I'm only going to play girl characters! I try Junkrat JUST ONCE: (I still play a lot of girl characters lol) https://t.co/Mu0r1bp8n9 love my rat boy trash son 😭😭😭💕💕💕 💣🐀💣Everything I've worked for is going up in flames! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/mhifdyDwJN @MarcyKingUltra That's awesome! @MarcyKingUltra Do you consider Quentin Blake an inspiration? Because I can see a bit of that in your work! @nobodyinpartic3 @thewispsoftime who's buying cyberverse lol @nobodyinpartic3 @thewispsoftime Thank fuck Transformers haven't used firing missiles for several years. Even as an adult who you'd think would be better at this I've lost their missiles constantly "@Icarus_Avery Thank you, I un-retweeted and un-liked" "These were two different matches, I'm just laughing at my luck there lol. The other Junkrat's upvotes were FAST, too. And yeah they got PotG but guess what I also got? :P" "When my team wins but the other team's Junkrat is 34% of their damage: 5 upvotes, epic When my team wins and I as Junkrat am 35% of my team's damage: like 2 upvotes" @nobodyinpartic3 @thewispsoftime About ten or so years ago they finally made one with a firing missile lol @reallifecomics MOOD "I actually technically haven't even finished the last episode of season one >.> I HAVE seen the ""to nurse and protect"" line, though. Long story as to why it's still unfinished lol" I guess I should put a disclaimer on every tweet I make about this show that I've yet to start season 2 and it'd be nice if there were SOME surprises left for me to see 🤷‍♀️ @LeafTilde See this is what I mean when I say people spoil things instantly :P "I've been dragging my feet finishing The Mandalorian for two reasons: - It's Star Wars which draws my attention fully, so I can't do my normal thing and play games while watching - Everyone spoiled everything immediately, I'm ALMOST not sure there's a reason to even watch" "I guess I'm glad The Mandalorian exists? Because it's a show with a fair amount of new characters that this universe desperately needs now that we're sliding back into the prequel-era habits of ""EVERYONE IS HERE"" shit" "(When I say ""but it could be"" I meant ""you can pretend this is Boba and the show is basically the same"" not ""they made it ambiguous enough to genuinely headcanon that"")" "Like I'm sure at some point the idea was ""Let's test the waters with a nobody character"" but... like... y'all resurrected Palpatine. A show staring Boba that perhaps might bomb wasn't going to hurt you that much." "Kinda weird how the Boba Fett movie morphed in a generic Mandalorian show where they were like ""This isn't Boba, we're exercising some restraint in that regard, but it COULD be!!!"" then they brought Boba into the show and now Boba gets his own show." I would only do this in a dream since I don't have any actual reason to torment this man I had a dream I was teasing the Eve 6 guy about the song Inside Out since he's been complaining so much on Twitter lately about how embarrassed he is by it lol @Kaelyrhn @StebMcDreb It's an awful word that sounds awful? I don't know what else to say @Kitty_Kimz CUTIE @Kaelyrhn @StebMcDreb How do I answer that? @Flailmorpho_ She suddenly feels a really strong urge to be pregnant 😳 @StebMcDreb It's a VERY good concept It's a terrible word :P @ialika_lifina Extremely!!! 😍😍😍 @friend2allcats Same lol @BVDGRRL @ShiloFoxo Awwwww congrats you two!!! 💕💕💕💕 Just spent most of the day playing through all of December in Animal Crossing NH like the dirty time traveler I am lol I never encountered a proper Christmas tree though? Must've been a DIY recipe I missed. @AtreleCatslut @pinkmathcat It's called progesterone five year headstart on transitioning let's goooooooo @Oh_Its_Just_Jo tits out is the best way to work 😤 @SolientArt WAIT A SECOND YOU'RE CUTE 💕💕💕 @diomadcat Nah it's okay 💕💕💕 THERE ARE SO MANY ANIME CAT GENTLEMEN @tainkirrahe who's he o.o "@diomadcat It came out in 1995, but obviously not in January, so it's 25 years and change. I avoided saying 25 to hopefully sidestep people going well actually in my mentions because of the new year :P" cat ladies imply the existence of cat gentlemen @A_Reborn_Wooloo @Kate_Bunni All Toy Story movies are animated :P @TarynnWren Frack is definitely the smarter fake sci-fi swear word. You need those hard consonants. I think next time I need to name a cat or two I'm gonna start stealing all the good ones from Cats Cats has some *incredible* cat names @AngryNerdBird https://t.co/PUZwbB9JRH @LeafTilde awwwww what a huge dork you and I both were and are 💕💕💕 My kitty Archimedes is on the clubbier side so his primordial pouch wobbles back and forth when he runs and it's ADORABLE why yes I was quite insufferable "Had I watched Farscape as a teenager when it was new I ABSOLUTELY would've been that bitch that said ""frell"" and ""frelling"" as swears" "@BVDGRRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have like, the most satisfying birthday ever! Like I was born in late May but for you it's like ""What year was it? I was [X] age all year""" @ElizabethTroub Yep! Just dawned on me 26 years later that Woody from Toy Story is a literal cop. And Buzz is probably a cop too? Space Ranger sounds cop-y to me. @1146_goat_north @workingoncrying There are some flying Autobots but yes they tend to have less than the 'Cons "Not even bothering answering the question of ""Would money make you feel safer"" because like come on" "By my math that $740 billion can be split into $2,254 for all of us, let's not hold anything back from paying us our money plz" @miss_nikola hhhhgggghh the dream 😍😍😍 "@miss_nikola goddess, mood 😭💕💕💕" @HollowCallidora You're one of my favorite people on here and one of my best friends! 💕💕💕 @Joeyben9 I mean I have IBS and it works fine for me 🤷‍♀️ Okay it's 11:30 and my eyelids are getting too heavy. Happy New Year! 🎉🎊🥳 I am NOT tearing up reading this goddammit @MagsVisaggs The Who told us so! @MisfortuneFeeva Yep! Not going to say it until it's actually midnight here despite no one else living in Mountain Time 😤 @TigretheLion I don't think Jurassic World works nearly as well if it isn't a fully functional park to start with. I don't think you need secret catastrophes happening in the background. "And not only is that a really weird (though fascinating) meta-commentary about the franchise itself, I feel like it's a more believable and relevant folly? Resurrecting dinosaurs actually wouldn't automatically destroy us all. That's silly. But capitalism might." "So Jurassic World says ""Yeah alright then with the right money and resources, this could work."" But they still need to fuck it up to make a good movie so the idea is capitalistic pressure to keep innovating was what did them in." "Like, the movies themselves talk a big game about Hammond never being in control but it pales in comparison to the kind of shit that starts breaking down in the book. In the movie, it's like it ALMOST would've worked were it not for Nedry." I am incapable of not responding like a massive dork whether a popular tweet tries to make a similar joke. "1993: They tried to open, it went badly, not many people outside the preview heard about it 1997: Admittedly much worse given the San Diego incident, but still didn't open a park 2001: No updates 2015: We learn it's been operating for 10 years and has gotten *boring*" "This is just becoming the ""Beam me up, Scotty"" of the 21st century huh" The only time the park was actually open it operated for an entire decade without issue 😑 @femme_thoughts Sydney I don't think you quite understand the issue I have with the 2019 version specifically :P Pretty much everything I've seen of the stage version I've loved. I can see why people enjoy it so much and I really want to watch the whole thing sometime. https://t.co/X0NQsN5wqP @QuinntoBean And I've never eaten ass! I think we can help each other 👀 @femme_thoughts I cannot unhear what I've learned tonight @femme_thoughts A musical is not fun for me if the music sucks @femme_thoughts It's frustrating hearing this music. I'm not sure I want to. THERE'S EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY *REHEARSED* THESE SONGS Y'ALL I still haven't seen Cats but I've watched enough video essays about the 2019 version (which inevitably has to explain the stage version) that I now know way more about Cats than I ever thought I would lol I love Sideways' videos. This is a deep dive in why the actual music of Cats 2019 didn't work and it's kind of fascinating seeing it all laid out. The *dancers* sang the best songs because there was an actual beat you could follow. I can't even. https://t.co/ZCxWSrze5l @Oh_its_joanna gosh 😍 @MommyPosie 😳😳😳😳💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @MommyPosie !!! >/////< @MommyPosie y-you're really good at that >//////< @MommyPosie hhhbghhgfffffh >//////< @MommyPosie hhggggghhhh @MommyPosie I'M BLUSHING SO MUCH @MommyPosie w-wait that's literally me omg @MommyPosie WAIT THIS REALLY IS A CALLOUT !!!! >////> @MommyPosie jhhhgggh >/////> @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaa Morgie you're so hot 😍😍😍 rumors of me being baby have been greatly exaggerated >.> Tabitha has gotten pretty ratty over the years but that just means she's even more Alive 😤 @Demodeview There's a bug swarm drinking the water and someone is trapped in a ice thing @QberryShortcake @Respectful_Succ Side note having that nipple mound rocks 💕 "@Respectful_Succ @QberryShortcake Hold the estrogen pill either under your tongue or against your gums. ""If you taste it you waste it."" The idea is to let it pass through the mucus membranes in your mouth to skip the liver." Snuggling Tabitha and watching Stargate Universe with Mistress and the family 💕 https://t.co/1XdXjqIKZH @Respectful_Succ The same pills that go in your mouth can go in your butt @Respectful_Succ Progesterone @Vangelus This is how I found out about MP Skids thank you "@avyjae Progesterone is a real pill I take, so," "I'm sorry but ""a pill that goes up your butt that makes you hornier and your tits bigger"" sounds like the premise of a TG smut fic" @TheCrystalStorm I keep saying this!!!! @QueenStodge @TrashBabyEva Gosh I hope so! @gaysexaccessory hell yeah so am I q: did u know ur cute @ann_arcana @FreyjaDomville @FreyjaErlings @maegodhavemercy @TartanLlama @lucyamorris @inurashii Awwww thank you! You rock! 💕💕💕 @SomeBWord need this in my life tbh Make sure we double tap 2020 to be certain it's dead @jesstheunstill Dysphoria lies! You look like a woman to me 💕 @Azure_Husky @MagsVisaggs literally my entire TL @ialika_lifina @alyrch99 CUUUUUUUTE @LambChopInPamps @norintha I have the exact same perspective as OP @ialika_lifina VERY smoochable 😤💕 @ialika_lifina Omg you're cute tho!!!! 😍 "@CuddlePotato Still, congrats!" This is me dating @norintha @TrexPushups 😍😍😍 @trgrrl 2020's 2010 game of year @Mokiawa Yes @StebMcDreb You silly! *kisses* @rachaelfuxxx @lillyonline We can only hope! @Hypnothulhu hi I'm holes @StebMcDreb HOT GIRL ALERT @TrexPushups Goddess plz sit on my face "@ThoughtSlime Speaking as a hot girl, we DO tend to have more fun 🤔" @StopTweetingMia TURBO SAPPHIC @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito jhhgghhf o-okay >/////> @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito hhgggh p-practice? >////> @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito hhhhhgghhhhhhhhgggf 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic @CBuwwito Yes!!!!! @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito I should look into hypnosis or something lol @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito hhfgggggfffdddddsss @bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic @CBuwwito Listen diapers for me are hard because my bladder is WAY too well-trained. I can't do the little wets all day so it just becomes me holding it all day :/ @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @Azure_Husky You should! I could also show you sometime if you want hehe 💕 @Azure_Husky Shotguns are the best!!! Gayest way to get high 🥰 Me and @norintha 💕 @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito @HookedAesthetic I also haven't been diapered in a while >.> @bunbunemmy @CBuwwito @HookedAesthetic Oh I never post that stuff on main hehe @OzmaRacc I'm so glad we agree here 😍 @CBuwwito @bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic AWWWWW you're so welcome little one!!! @OzmaRacc THANK YOU @HookedAesthetic Goodnight cutie! 💕 @HookedAesthetic @JordyBear11 @bunbunemmy hhggggh >/////> @AngryNerdBird Cool! @bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic grumble everyone eventually figures out I'm baby >////< @HookedAesthetic *huffs!!!* D:< D:< D:< @lavndrapplewolf EXACTLY @a_alice_nsfw @QueenStodge THANK YOU That's really cool lol @QueenStodge I read the text in the screenshot like 4 times and I still don't get it 😭😭😭 @HookedAesthetic hey wait a second!!! "Wow 2020 sure did zip by, also early 2020 was 18 years ago" @QueenStodge Yes I saw that and I still don't get it "I was able to have SOME super gay sex this year (more than I was expecting lol), I think I'm extremely ready to slut it up in the new year. (Yes I live with my triad polycule but sex has been hard to have here given the living situation. It's a whole thing.)" @QueenStodge I don't get it? "One of my crushes told me in DMs they'd ""love to share a bed with [me]"" and that's all romantic and I'm so gay and aaaaaaaa 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰" @Oh_its_joanna Chairs are for squares! 😤 "There's currently 3 different cuties I'm crushing on (though not dating), they're all polyam, sex positive, extremely DTF, and unbelievably gorgeous Queer life best life 🥰🥰🥰" @horny_meows Nom! >:D The sex is so much better lol I really do love being gay 😔💕 @VixusFoxy YES Let me tell you from someone who's been dating Jennifer Last Name for nearly 3 years: She sounds exactly like Jennifer Last Name. "It all worked out. The lady on the other end literally went ""Okay!"" after Jen said she was transgender. But it's still ridiculous." "Overhearing my GF on the phone trying to get another Medicaid card: ""My name is Jennifer [last name]"" ""You don't sound like Jennifer [last name]"" ugh" @OzmaRacc TRUE FACTS @zenocoyote @CudaCoreRoo I should really look into trying VRChat sometime 😳😳😳 @CamisGoodBoy @SteampunkPenny Fair! @PrissyOrcGF Hell yes!! @CamisGoodBoy @SteampunkPenny Teal'c wasn't in the movie! :P @HaileyAdamsXXX Hmmmm maybe if I was there you could stay hard~ @TessasTeaTime @RaeGun2k Pretty much :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX I was just so grossed out by my dick (ESPECIALLY when it was hard) to even try when the time came. Which is a shame because I had decent length and really satisfying-looking girth tbh 👀 "@TessasTeaTime @RaeGun2k Estrogen can make the blood clot less I guess? They don't want you to bleed out during surgery, which is fair, but again, it's an unneeded precaution." @HardSundae Hell yeah! Good girl~ :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm the willing test subject! :D @RaeGun2k It's fucking monstrous that this is still standard. They didn't require that for my vaginoplasty and I don't say that to brag but just to prove that it's really not necessary. "@JenApparently It's big, it's heavy, it's wood?" @FroyoBaggins @JessicaCyboid I've been hearing from the various experts on viruses that I follow that no it wouldn't mutate the virus. Getting just the first shot and nothing else just protects people a lot less. "@kajikia_ You're a really sweet person, Marle 💕💕💕" @pandagirlIvy Hell yeah! @NLRG_ Truth. I miss it. @NLRG_ @ElyEelee Oh gosh I don't really run the alpaca end of things. Mistress is the one who started it all: @SteampunkPenny @TheStrawbrary HATCH THAT EGG @litterboxhex cutie~ 😘 "@NLRG_ all thoughts, head empty" @DozingDreamers @Katabassist Yay!!! 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg yes you do! @horny_meows hhhghhg I really really really wanna show you sometime 🥺 @Alice_Evelyn_ 😳😳😳 @horny_meows GHGFFFGH NOW ONE OF THEM IS REPLYING 🥺🥺🥺 SOME OF THE CUTIES I WANNA FUCK/BE FUCKED BY ARE LIKING THESE TWEETS OH NO 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Literally me after covid https://t.co/yyzegpivDH @MommyPosie *huffs* D:< @litterboxhex ESPECIALLY you all cats are babies regardless of age @gaysexaccessory thank u 🥵🥵🥵 @Azure_Husky SO UNFAIR 😤 y'all are so hot constantly I want to sex muchly many transfemmes @JosieKame Satisfying! @gaysexaccessory yes plz 👀👀👀 @gaysexaccessory 😳😳😳 the bird "@WeDreamtOfLove I don't have a template, I got it from the website on the pic" @horny_meows I should take more pictures of it I think🤔 @horny_meows 😳😳😳 @horny_meows nice tits cutie :3 "This list feels incomplete because I couldn't find room for Celebi, Dragonite, or Gourgeist but this will do I suppose https://t.co/bsNAqELj9X" @nyaaABDL they help with gaming!!! @NLRG_ I'm not like a super fan or anything but Paint It Black really slaps imo @alyrch99 @Katabassist @DozingDreamers metamours once removed? 🤔 @NLRG_ hell yea @Katabassist WAIT I'M METAMOURS WITH @DozingDreamers??? 😍😍😍 @caraesten lol I made basically the same joke @ukleghoul This is an important milestone! @NLRG_ @CamisGoodBoy awwww 💕 @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary makes sense! @horny_meows YES PLZ "@NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary okay, fair" @NLRG_ @TheStrawbrary You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. @NLRG_ Ah okay I get why the Good tweets have started now @horny_meows such a glowup!!! 😍😍😍 @nlrghorny it's pretty standard for brats like you I'd think "That's not to say I don't think they should be allowed to make video essays about queer media, just that maybe their primary audience for those is other non-queer people." "There's a fair number of cishet men I follow on YouTube and whenever they do a video about a piece of queer media I almost never want to watch it because it's like, they won't do it justice, you know?" @NLRG_ well it's true @_FeistyBoots_ Omg you rock!!! @vexwerewolf I can see slight changes! You're getting cuter and cuter 😍 Hey now SOME of us didn't get hot until our 30's :V @_FeistyBoots_ That's awesome! Honestly I think half the cast of Overwatch certainly put a few cracks in my shell given I came out that year lol @HookedAesthetic I have one of those dragon stuffies! The black and rainbow one! She's great! Also these pics are so cute!!!! 💕💕💕 @_FeistyBoots_ omg your egg hatched at Blizzard? @Jay_Glenny I'll try to remember to share it when I get home "@Jay_Glenny Just randomly online, I dunno who made it" @SwiftAusterity @ann_arcana YUP "@ann_arcana It was a confluence of things for me. I finally felt free to try some dick only after I transitioned for starters, plus as a trans woman it's a bit easier to find girldick lol But I do love the idea that the hormones made me into this. Feels like that sometimes!" @SnortingEstrace Clearly there's an egg you had in mind @SnortingEstrace 1. Cute pfp omg 2. I'm subtweeting sooooo many eggs lol @mercadomalorte Good~ @FreeCalcium1 https://t.co/8ABI7G0hDa @PizzaFacts2go Look I have a vagina and I still forget other women have these lol @PizzaFacts2go Yes you should! I'm so bad at seeking out new music so take this with a huge grain of salt but I seriously think The Sounds' The Things We Do For Love is my last minute album of the year??? Look at this spread of favorite songs! https://t.co/rexKF2C8nm @FreeCalcium1 OH yes~ @VicktorKern @HaileyAdamsXXX Hell yeah! Wait That Supposedly Cis Guy That Loved Hanging Out With Us Came Out As Trans? and Other Times I've Pretended To Be Shocked @PizzaFacts2go THE TIP IS SO GOOD ALSO YOU'RE WELCOME "@VicktorKern @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm O+! That's good, right?" "Almost certainly same, but bear in mind for me I had never tasted dick pre-transition lol https://t.co/tokbjsaZSI" @The_Ada_Rhodes I don't think you look older than her! She looks generally young so it all evens out lol @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh I'll need to read this asap 👀👀👀 @TrashBabyEva https://t.co/PEYOc8vtMi @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥵🥵🥵 @TheStrawbrary gggggbh t-true >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX We'll have to test this theory sometime! 😍 @transgirlinSEA I love you so much 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA Oh gosh yes plz!!!! 😍😍😍 2020 @Calliethulhu CUTE @SubbyRana 🥵🥵🥵 It's pleasurable to have a dick in your mouth what can I say 🤷‍♀️ "Me, pre-transition: I mean sure sucking dick looks hot and feels hot for the owner of said dick but like, the one doing the sucking is doing a favor Me now, extremely slutty girl: I feel like I could cum from sucking dick alone 🤔" @CelticAnarchy Real talk what the fuck does he want people to spend a stimulus check on @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhcxxxhhjnn I've grown tired of breathing honestly 😍😍😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggfcdh I get so wet when you say such things Daddy 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕 goddess I wanna choke on some dick rn @TrashBabyEva @NewGenderWhoDis @acvalens 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 @NewGenderWhoDis @acvalens RIGHT??? @The_Ada_Rhodes Nice lol @Kaelyrhn It's really not much crueller than the word lisp @dead_girly awwwww so tiny! cute tho 🥰 "@LilSunflowerClo Get it wet, jam it up there just past the first knuckle of your finger" @HaileyAdamsXXX *hugs hugs* :/ "@Hbomberguy Hades is perfect, and here's why" @litterboxhex These are both true facts 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I assume you meant brow bone? I'm sorry sweetheart :/ @LilSunflowerClo @Phaded1 Yeah I take it up my butt @ErinInTheMorn It's truly magical 😭💕💕💕 @mcclure111 none wings left beef "@ialika_lifina *cuddles!* it's true, I am both smol and gay >.>" @ialika_lifina *huffs* @NewGenderWhoDis OMG EMMA THAT'S WONDERFUL!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 there's one transfemme in particular I've been head over heels for for about a year that I'm not dating just yet and I do this a TON with them >.> @BVDGRRL THIS IS REALLY WHOLESOME Just need about $30 more! Thank y'all so much 💕 @JosieKame I've had my suspicions for a while @ARCTIC_ST0RM I KNOW RIGHT @OzmaRacc omg same @mienaiKnife It was indeed! @lunch__bug @SweetBeansComix Mental health comes first 💕 @Lord_Kristine it's playing in my head and I'm not hearing the Christmas @miss_nikola @BakaDankoo OMG OMG OMG 😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/sneYAnKB1t IT ONLY NOW JUST CLICKED FOR ME THAT PIPES LIKES BIG TIDDIES HHGFFDGH Without question https://t.co/V4kLN2Uyld @retronouns same tho @miss_nikola Sounds like an office to me! 😤 Being into triple changers is so kinky to me Like this is such a ridiculous premise but it's a fairly rational concept within this universe's core concept. Of course Cybertronians have alt mode preferences in partners. I love Transformers so fucking much lol @Oh_its_joanna It's a cute pose! but same tho I LOVE THAT THERE'S AN AWKWARD ZOMBIE COMIC FOR THIS OMG https://t.co/KmTyl6WtL9 "@SwiftAusterity Listen we consider sentient rock piles ""pets"" Us Shamans lead a rougher life" "@Knockout_Kat @MaelJade_ They rewrote Thrawn, so yeah" I'm flippantly dying constantly in the afterlife 2020 mood "There's something really hilarious about traversing around as a Shaman in a WoW region before they add in flying ""Oh whoops, that cliff was higher than I thought"" *splat* *instantly reincarnates* *keeps going*" @MaelJade_ @Knockout_Kat See also Thrawn and Boba Fett surviving the Sarlaac. "@Knockout_Kat @MaelJade_ The reason it's called Legends now is because in-universe there are legends of these adventures, and so many legends in the SW universe are based in at least some reality..." @Knockout_Kat @MaelJade_ All signs point to Lucasfilm being ready and willing to resurrect everything popular from Legends. The culling of the EU in hindsight seems to have just been them wanting to start fresh under new management. @The_Ada_Rhodes I still can't read that page without crying tbh """I ated food and then the food got all over me mom help""" awwwww I just wanna clean the poor baby off 😭😭😭 @The_Ada_Rhodes That fucking rocks! @BVDGRRL yes plz 😳 @Demodeview Same! "@EconEnby @CuddlePotato @SweetBeansComix @LackingSaint I think in very broad strokes the prequels had good ideas, but the execution was really poor" @Calliethulhu Do they have hot chips over there? Sounds delicious. We only have hot crisps @Calliethulhu I am also bitches @friend2allcats Yup 💕 "@CuddlePotato @SweetBeansComix @LackingSaint If the right wing nerd culture war existed then as it does now, these same chuds would be furious that the prequels were a pretty overt criticism of the Iraq war" "@CuddlePotato @SweetBeansComix @LackingSaint So either they're lying or were very young children at the time, and in neither case I'm taking them seriously." "@SweetBeansComix @LackingSaint And then on top of that imagine also the prequels not already desensitizing you to this feeling. People who hated TLJ should have just gone ""Ah, okay, so we're back to this then"" and moved on, if this was anything other than a weird culture war to them." @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT????? @ARCTIC_ST0RM I think they just didn't renew it because they didn't know what to do with it and it wasn't selling super well. Which is funny because then Mattel did the thing Hasbro couldn've easily done and just leaned hard into the adult collector market. "Oh my bad! I guess I'll change my very lukewarm complaint to ""He should do this more often"" lol https://t.co/ZcZNg3RJkX" "@ARCTIC_ST0RM No, actually the JP license is with Mattel right now. Possible? Maybe... but more than likely not possible." "Honestly the worst part about this story is that it didn't already exist, but it exists now which is well worth praising." "I love how when Superman is done right, even people who don't have a strong opinion on the character like myself can go, ""Yes, that's correct. That's the real Superman.""" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Omg I would literally die 😍 Jessie and James have a very loose relationship with both gender and sexuality but insist that whatever they're doing together is extremely gay "Jessie was a character that even as a sheltered 12-year-old, even though the show was rated G, you could just sense how sexually dominant and gay she was" I mean it's both honestly https://t.co/UwrVZcAdZ0 "@rachaelfuxxx In the song Words, Words, Words" @Grey_IsTrue Bunnies? Got yourself some hoppy doggos @HaileyAdamsXXX YES 🥵🥵🥵 "@LilSunflowerClo @Kaelyrhn I wasn't originally (too old), not now? 😳😳😳" @LilSunflowerClo @Kaelyrhn *Playhouse Disney @LilSunflowerClo @Kaelyrhn Oh I think you're right "@arthur_affect Love how whenever one competely corners a TERF on their logic they just simply say ""That's not at all what I'm talking about"" as if no one can tell they're already a corn cob." @Kaelyrhn It was like Nick Jr's big show they pushed for all of maybe two years and then it was gone forever @Kaelyrhn Rolie Polie Olie "Bo Burnham has a popular song where he mentions the titular star, but it was also a mass hallucination, yes" @JenApparently hi yes are you me @TheStrawbrary gosh 😳 @trgrrl death bed the bed that eats @miss_nikola It's spelled right in the picture at least! @RaeGun2k Hell yeah! As a collector of third party transforming toys I can tell you with 100% sincerity that it stands for Keith's Fantasy Club @RoseOfWindsong OH HECK CONGRATS 😍😍😍 "@andwal79 I dunno how the band pronounces it, but that's how you pronounce the word itself" @foophoof I didn't even know there were Swedish versions but I guess that makes sense lol "Suddenly remembering some comedian from forever ago having a bit about how they get Mexican food completely wrong in the UK and jokingly was like ""Could I get a t-ay-co or a burr-eye-to?""" I'm pretty sure in the 70's us Americans (hell maybe the Brits too I dunno) just put the wrong A on it and it stuck for a lot of people. Personally I think the correct way also just sounds way cooler. https://t.co/HOSRqphPRN "And I've heard people over here also pronounce it with the incorrect A sound in ""bat."" I don't think it's a regional thing lol https://t.co/KBTzS5FM4Y" @LeafTilde hey wait a second @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀👀 "This is only tangentially related but when I visited Canada a couple years ago someone asked if the way I pronounced Abba (first A like the A in ""father"") was the way Americans pronounce it and I said I dunno, but that's the correct way to pronounce the actual word 🤷‍♀️" "Me pre-transition: Uhhhhh not just gay people listen to Abba, given that I love Abba Me now: Ah! Well. Nevertheless," there was something in the air that night the stars were bright nintendo @CamisGoodBoy valid @CamisGoodBoy I too have just taken my butt pill @CamisGoodBoy I was gonna say "Other highlights include Goose, Alli, and Octavian! 🐓🐊🐙 https://t.co/GdBZmFufEE" @Flailmorpho_ th-thank you 😭😭😭 @Oh_its_joanna Omg I've been wanting to pierce my nips for so long. I think at this point I'm waiting to do it with @HaileyAdamsXXX hehe YOOOOOO PULLED A MERENGUE 🍓🦏🍓 https://t.co/nring9nhUu Fair https://t.co/pMSjtRWqMi Is Farscape a harem anime? @QuinntoBean that I wanted a vagina :/ @PrissyOrcGF It's spelled BOFA I think? The double F would change the O pronunciation @retronouns gosh but you! 😳😳😳 We sorta did a random photoshoot by one of the barns and heck she knows how to find my good side 😳😳😳 Omg I just got mailed these pics taken by the amazing @la_archey and I look so cute 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/ecdDFGvO3u @tjdrewthis Literally perfect @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva YES YOU DO BECAUSE I DO @HaileyAdamsXXX saaaaame 🥰🤟🤟🤟 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhghhhh the most satisfying 💕💕💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX goddess, same 😳" Now THAT'S punk! @HaileyAdamsXXX gonna get pregnant with so many aliens 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm gonna seduce a goddamn Quarian @The_Ada_Rhodes Confirmed for hot 😳😳😳 Folks who are close to Dawkins and care about him should maybe check in on him. I'm not like losing sleep but if I cared about him I'd be really worried. "I know the answer to this question, it's rhetorical" dude are you okay @StopTweetingMia STOP @shadow Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggfffhhggfff 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggggghhhg it's true 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @PizzaFacts2go @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling side effects include turning into a Boglin @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling I feel like Boglins probably produce all kinds of hormones naturally but just enjoy the taste of the pill kind @HaileyAdamsXXX God I wanna fuck and be fucked by you so badly Daddy 🥺🥺🙄 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde YES @RaeGun2k AAAAAA RAE YOU'RE SO PRETTY 😍😍😍 @notwaving Hmmm I guess I should bring it up asap. Thank you! @HaileyAdamsXXX The first Transformers movie is one of your favorites? Goddess I love you 😍 @transgirlinSEA Love you so much! 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA 😳😳😳 "@miss_nikola You have such a kissable face, cutie! 💕💕💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX Good :P @NLRG_ No my urethra is a one way street lol @NLRG_ OH lol @ClintonLKindle Oh shit wasn't that 2005 too? Might need to change my answer "@NLRG_ can't, head empty" @TheStrawbrary it's me I'm people @NLRG_ is that like being a pillow princess because I am definitely one of those @LexyStarwatcher @CaseyExplosion Same and same! @MayaEriksson9 We should just be battlenet friends! "Realizing two of my favorite bands, The Pillows and The Sounds, both sound like bands I frantically made up while glancing around the room for name ideas" @HaileyAdamsXXX heck 😳 @dour She's very snuggly! @Doc_Wolverine you don't like 'gurt on your 'dog? @AngryNerdBird No way you're older than me? @notwaving Yeah it *definitely* feels like I have that My surgeon hasn't noticed or hasn't mentioned it @CamisGoodBoy Good! @Kaelyrhn Yes really! 💕 Realizing I probably love The Sounds and Abba for similar reasons Okay yeah this definitely slaps pretty much all the way through @notwaving I forgot what that word means? Everything healed up pretty nicely so far other than the tightness @Kaelyrhn You're one of my favorite friends on here! https://t.co/pXdpiuHi9v FUCK I'm cute "@CamisGoodBoy I mean I still do, but I used to too" @apunkdog THE STUFFIE COUNCIL 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @DozingDreamers :P @DozingDreamers Two of their friends are magic users that regularly turn them into animals and appliances @DozingDreamers Banjo and Kazooie have fought a witch no fewer than 4 times @JessicaCyboid I need to message all my friends more because I suck it at it 😭 Two tracks and I'm in love. No surprises here. "I just learned about The Sounds a couple years ago and just assumed something that sounded that good must've only been a thing like 20 years ago, I dunno lol I just happened to search for them on YTM and there it was! New album! Hell yes!" Omg I never actually bothered to look into if The Sounds were still making new music. There was an album this year! Holy shit I'm so excited to listen! "@BoozyBadger Holy shit me too! Never even interacted but I have ""furry"" in my bio" @Mokiawa yeah that's a mood @IzzyBunBop *hugs hugs* :/ @MadameMoonsugar YOUR BUTT IS SO CUTE THO @SweetBeansComix @Izaart Hell yeah new lock screen! https://t.co/MYxuIUXRlY @CamisGoodBoy I wanted Midna to domme me so bad @CamisGoodBoy IT'S SO TRUE @ianc14 It really wasn't @ianc14 My experience is something of an outlier This is a really good point! Obviously they can be pricey but one trick I've found is the really giant novelty stuffies for various holidays like mainly Valentine's Day go on MASSIVE discount after the holiday they're for! https://t.co/L451IeEOTz @StebMcDreb aaaaaaa I love you!!! 💕💕💕 @Katabassist I love you so much!!! 💕💕💕 Anyway today is a stuffies and Overwatch day 🥰 https://t.co/CC98LUwv4Z For me I never stopped buying stuffies really? Especially Beanie Babies. But before I realized I was a girl it really was just thing that sat on the shelf. Transitioning has caused me to collect them more frequently but also embrace their therapeutic qualities 🥰 For me at least I needed that flip that switched with HRT for this to start making sense. It sounds weird but it's what I experienced. "It's not just enjoying the ritual, it legit helps." "Me pre-transition: Stuffies are definitely one of my favorite aesthetics but I don't need to like hug them and sleep with them or anything Me 4 years into transition: If I'm having a bad day, cuddling Tabitha T-Rex makes everything better 😭" @Esper_Lily Skin suit was when I knew she was my new favorite! @Esper_Lily RIGHT??? "@EmilyVivant Not that I know of? I mean if I do it'd be internal and I wouldn't know, plus my surgeon who has looked in there relatively recently didn't see any I don't think. I think I just need to dilate more. I've been bad at it lately." @QueenStodge This is clearly a quintet homestuck on the PS1 Okay 500 likes that quickly means it's time to mute today's popular tweet lol "@Orionpax4221 It's best not to leave dilators for super long periods of time inside your vag, I'm told. I dunno that they make such a thing for vaginas anyway." "@PerrineSabrina Yeah sometimes regardless of what the planned schedule is, your body just tells you in no uncertain terms you need to do it more :/" "@brocoli_ No I mean the first theory, since OP said ""I have theories""" "@StebMcDreb Yes but much like OP who is overthinking it, I need to overthinking their overthinking! :V" @EffInvictus In the red dot. It's all one shade of fabric unlike if it was in the face where it'd be likely easy to see @Dekaprime My example was a poor one. I just think there's usually enough to go on to either rule out or confirm the theory that the person making the joke/not-joke in question is an edgelord. Second one would just be killer on one's knees and you can tell it's no the third one either because the sketch of the arms don't line up with Toad's arms It's pretty obviously the first one? "@Dekaprime I mean sure, some folks might do that, but I just feel like most folks would maybe try to explain why they felt that way if it was a sincere belief rather than a short quippy tweet." @JessicaCyboid Hot AND wholesome! "@StopTweetingMia Oh, then yeah we're on the same page. I'm (mostly!) past self-loathing, but I struggled with it for years." @StopTweetingMia Btw I fucking love your crass jokes and I hope you keep making them "@StopTweetingMia Honestly I still get nervous about making jokes. I think I have a bit of space carved out where I'm relatively safe to make jokes, but like sometimes I think of a real hilarious one but it involves calling MYSELF a tranny and I'm like ""I don't need to be today's discourse, thx""" @TheCrystalStorm I would LOVE to see her live one day! I mean like... back when the world is normal again :/ @TheCrystalStorm @JulietTangoM Done! @TheCrystalStorm Yeah I noticed you were following her or were like mutuals with her or something when I first tweeted about her and I was hoping you'd notice this tweet hehe @lucashoal https://t.co/gCWAQdsPVj @CamisGoodBoy fuckin right? ugh "@Lavender_A_M Oh, I'm not actually sure? That's kinda neat if it is I suppose." "Imagine if I said ""Wow She-Ra is such good queer representation"" and then someone who disagreed went ""Wow, actually it's TERRIBLE representation"" What do you honestly think I or any other trans person would then do? Be honest. Because it isn't ""Nah I was kidding!""" "B/c the alternative scenario is... I DO think it's good representation, and I want to share that opinion, but I'm called on it and pretend it was a joke? I dunno that doesn't strike me as sounding very outspoken trans woman. We tend to stick by stuff like representation opinions" "Like I could literally see a futa game outselling the new FIFA game on Steam, and then look at the camera and say in a deadpan voice, ""Wow, I sure LOVE this representation. I feel so seen as a trans woman"" and you'd all understand that was a sarcastic JOKE, right?" "@Lavender_A_M I'm not entirely sure what you're asking, but I'd like to reiterate that I don't know who it was and that people should leave them alone." "Obviously you don't need to be that careful if the person in question is, for instance, overtly right wing, and there are plenty of other examples where care like that isn't needed, but like, please just stop and think when it's a fellow queer person?" "If you really have NO other context to go on you need to: 1. See if the joke at the very least feels Poe's Law-y, ie, ""No one would ACTUALLY say that sincerely, right?"" 2. Then check to see if the person has a history of constantly saying shitty stuff" "Sometimes supremely shitty people will pull a Schrödinger's joke and will only say ""It was just a joke!"" when called on it. But other people will say what they think is an obvious joke, and then when someone treats it as sincerity will ALSO say, ""It was just a joke!""" "@caraesten Policing trans women like this for making, and I cannot stress this enough, *extremely overt and obvious jokes* about topics relevant to our own experiences is the kind of constant transphobic buzz we're all used to on Twitter dot com and I'm really sick of it" @rozietoez It's a very small discourse (and I hope it stays that way) but it got under my skin. And btw I'm not responding to what might be the only person who was complaining about the futa game outselling fifa tweet. I don't even know who that was and they've already blocked me. I'm just sensing battle lines are about to be drawn and I'm responding to that. This discourse that I really hope doesn't become full-blown discourse makes me think of this comedian I discovered recently and how listening to her set felt goddamn CLEANSING to my SOUL. I think it's really important to allow space for this. https://t.co/ncVe3hRXsy sometimes (SOMETIMES) the healthiest way to vent about marginalization is to laugh at it and we all know this "please allow trans women to make horny, sarcastic, irrelevant jokes i'm begging you all" "@NoraReed One would think the content of such a tweet makes it overtly a joke and yet," @nixie_pink mood "@miss_nikola no thoughts, hole filled 🥺" @FoxieAfterDark Oh you definitely need to stay locked~ "I've decided to be super diligent about dilating once a day for like, at least a month to see if it helps. I haven't been able to do it once a day reliably in months (more like an average of every other day), which might be my issue." MOTH MOUNT https://t.co/zsWgghqPQY "@popeguilty @natalie_ronka My surgeon is aware, she's really not much help at this point. I need to see my physical therapist but I'd like covid to be less of a thing before I do." Stars are falling in Ardenweald right now. Fucking beautiful. https://t.co/WT6Gh91VMa "@TouristGally Omg yes I definitely have that, I need to be pregnant 🥵🥵🥵" @TouristGally I didn't find much for gravid. How do you define it? @TouristGally Sounds hot! @TouristGally Aw hell yeah I have a new word! @blogconyst Yes @Uber_Anne There's SO MANY TOPS on Amazon with that exact text it rocks @StebMcDreb I'll wear this while visiting you to keep the roving bands of TERFs off my scent @Demodeview No it's extremely pog @blogconyst Yours should say eggnant~ @talkingtonothin That's cool I was just saying I could be poggers and preggers? @DragonsBouquet 😳😳😳 @StebMcDreb Yes love? 🥰 https://t.co/zhABCV44w0 https://t.co/F7MxS1GrFu @alyrch99 @TempestaRubida I get it now lol @TempestaRubida ? @miss_nikola Thank you for being such a bad influence on me 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/aRNRr8QxxY "@transgrlinexile I'm dilating now, no worries" @LlamaestLady @FavoriteMewArt OP is absolutely joking @transgrlinexile It's not that it's not fun it's that I'm over a year since surgery and it accomplishes nothing @Hazelesque It's okay 💕 I'm hoping there's still some internal healing that needs to happen. Maybe. "Choosing to dilate every morning is a frustrating decision. If I don't dilate: Tight as a vice, I worry it'll get worse If I do dilate: In a few hours I'll be tight as a vice, I worry it'll get worse Also everything past the two mini sizes simply won't go in barely at all :/" @witsuaru I too used to be much sweatier lol @witsuaru ... Like 30? @hurgling @Awkwarotl HRT often keeps working past 5 years too @VixusFoxy @blogconyst I don't want a recording. This is a shitpost. @Hazelesque I don't want one. This is a shitpost. @NormalityQuake This is a shitpost I don't care about having a recording from him "@Deathbunny13 I don't even know what it is, sorry" @filledechagrin GLOWUP 😍😍😍 @Liophora eeeeee thank you for the followback! 🥰🥰🥰 @Liophora I started HRT at 30 too! We're also nearly the same age! That's neat! ALSO YOU'RE CUTE 💕💕💕 "@theymerSophie losing it over ""gender tourism""" Presumably this was the first shot of the ad. They led with this. I first saw this shot in an autoplay ad on Twitter earlier today and I literally scrolled back up to double-check I was seeing what I was seeing @401authrequired Looks like they're popping boners @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna be next to you again so badly 😭💕 You see this? I NEVER smile with my teeth. My overwhelming joy is just bubbling out of this picture 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I really miss you Daddy 😭😭😭💕 @NewGenderWhoDis LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK @nataliereed84 A generous estimate honestly @StopTweetingMia https://t.co/YzpLyldhon Every year that goes by that I don't get a chance to visit my friends in the UK I worry more 😬 @NewGenderWhoDis I just want to be drugged and fucked so hard I piss 😭😭😭 @NewGenderWhoDis This is so unbelievably hot @DozingDreamers So pretty 😍😍😍 "I'm pretty sure it was sub-9800 like last week, what are y'all doing lol" "Well while I still don't think I'll hit 10k followers before the new year like I thought I would a few months ago, retweeting that egg-cracker tweet of mine has caused my follower count to race through the 9,800's, jeez 😳" "@abstractslug Nah, you're gonna follow through because at the other end of this is the life you've been dreaming of 💕💕💕" I've been to literal orgies where I wait for others to get naked JUST IN CASE @StebMcDreb 😭💕💕💕💕💕 "My brain gets REAL hungup on overthinking consent when it comes to getting naked in front of someone I'm not dating. Which, you know, good job brain, but once again this is literally a gynecologist" @emarl_ @jimbodoggo The fur in this one 😍😍😍 "My version of this is yes I'm aware I'm literally only here so the gynecologist can look inside my body and that I will occasionally share lewds with strangers on the internet but I'm going to wait awkwardly until said gynecologist explicitly tells me to undress, thanks" @angille @maegodhavemercy @TouristGally I am the alpha and the omega @angille @maegodhavemercy @TouristGally Technically it was a trans girl my subconscious invented for a dream @abstractslug It's pretty hard to screw up honestly Really missing all the loved ones that are far away tonight :/ @abstractslug You got this! @PrissyOrcGF gosh doesn't it tho 😳😳😳 @ErinInTheMorn American Gods is my favorite book! @transgirlinSEA You're pretty 💕 @transgirlinSEA But you! "@Lord_Kristine Thank you, but this really was just a shitpost" @ShadowQueerFox Is it an ADHD thing? Also this one because DAMN my tits look good https://t.co/6bw6FRJVIx y'all know this is a shitpost right I'm starting to wonder @BetterBimbo I do try to speak up often tho >.> @BetterBimbo This is something of a mood heck who put these tears in my eyes "@ParchmentScroll I... literally forgot they made this, despite seeing it everywhere in 2019" @miss_nikola Excuse me Trannie World Tour is genius :V @miss_nikola lol at some of those titles @fffwankie We can truly only hope @CeresClouds Gosh 😳 @AlexisVeilled 😍😍😍 @feysbian Oh wait I remember! They're in @NikatinePrime's store! @abstractslug Then you should transition! @feysbian I wish I remembered This took a very long time because I gained weight pretty early on in 2020 to the point that I feel like I look too fat in all of them! But these are mostly cute. The one with @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm including because she's in it honestly 💕💕💕 Best selfies of 2020? Best selfies of 2020. https://t.co/XRLQpAGqRx @StebMcDreb @nyaakat @NeurologNyx @JessicaCyboid Knew I didn't need to @ you hehe @LexiEsque Gosh 😳 @LewdestLeggy :3c @messiarchy Like I said he won't see it so I don't really mind @JessicaCyboid @NeurologNyx @nyaakat TIL "@messiarchy If it weren't for the fact that I know he won't see this, I'd ask you not bother him over a shitpost I made" "@LexiEsque It's such a shit name lol It's inherently funny for some reason, so it's used a lot in comedy. Like Takei picked that name because it's funny" @nyaakat @NeurologNyx @JessicaCyboid lol that happens to my girlfriend Alexis too for some reason @RoseOfWindsong SUPER CUTE 💕💕💕 [cw deadname] sure transitioning made me happier and more alive but I can no longer use that voicemail recording that george takei made for all kevins in that one halloween episode of community so who can say if it was really worth it "@PrissyOrcGF Oh, silly me 🥰" @Monicaaaaaah 😘 "@PrissyOrcGF Good bit, solid bit" "@NeurologNyx I legit have no idea. Any help, @JessicaCyboid, @nyaakat?" @miss_nikola Good girls accept they're hot and successful~ @MmeTrashHeap @StopTweetingMia Erin Esurance! That was her! @StopTweetingMia What about that pink haired animated chick from those commercials I can't who made "@StopTweetingMia Great minds, etc https://t.co/89TV5hfA24" The Last Jedi is best @miss_nikola SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL "@reavesben @FrillyHyena Oh people talk about that all the time, honestly. It's true for most trans people I know" @Azure_Husky It's true 😭💕 @Azure_Husky YUP IT'S WHY I CAN'T USE IT @BVDGRRL thank you 😭💕 @tainkirrahe Is that Dragoon? Such an amazing figure 😍 @QuinntoBean 🥺🥺🥺 @BirdTickler Jeez I'm glad you made it 😬 @CStrife89 Then I'd say transitioning would be a really good idea @kit_flowerstorm 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @kit_flowerstorm That's a wonderful idea! "@kit_flowerstorm Thank you, I will 😭💕💕💕💕" "She turns 7 in 2021. That's pretty much middle age for a cat. She's my first cat, and I've worried about what I'll do when she's gone for most of her life (it sounds awful but if I could stop my brain from doing that I would). Recently I decided I wanna take more pics of her." @caraesten ... Link? 👀 @ThoughtBulb A mount and transmog gear sounds awesome! "@HaileyAdamsXXX These are all true facts, but I wanna echo the second one extra hard. Pre-transition I only ever had one girlfriend, but the confidence and happiness I gained from transitioning is SEXY, dammit. I've had way more lovers since transitioning and it's awesome 🥰🥰🥰" @TransgurlTSB Hell yeah! @Demodeview She is very lovable! @ArtifexH MUCH CUTER TBH @Calliethulhu ALSO YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND LOVE YOU BUNCHES 💕💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu I love your stories so fucking much I love my baby Takkun so much 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/IlILGgKYqT "@ColeTrain1477 @AriDomogato It means being multiple genders at once! Like boy and girl, for instance." "@ColeTrain1477 @AriDomogato If being a girl would make you happier, you're definitely a girl 💕 You can also be bigender and/or genderfluid!" @OneLameShark Classic mistake 😔 @ColeTrain1477 @AriDomogato Then you should DEFINITELY transition 💕 "Soooo what can you like, DO with exalted reputation with your covenant in Shadowlands?" @OneLameShark I remember when you thought you were cis lol All the burritos shall be mine! >:D https://t.co/WZr1gzQ7l8 @witsuaru CUTIE 💕 @nyaaABDL mood Imagine me not being an agender woman Me to past me: Can't believe you still thought we were a binary trans woman smh "@CDayanova Take a pre-transition photo and a current photo and show them to someone who isn't you, you'd be surprised." "@transgrlinexile You have a femme face, girl" @transgrlinexile Also your pfp looks better than that @transgrlinexile Your skin looks softer! "So like when Michael Scott is embarrassing himself? I'll usually yell something like ""NOOOO MICHAEL. STOP"" and I feel way better. Now I love The Office lol" "I used to have this same problem, but I found a trick that worked for me when I met Mistress (who loves The Office lol): Let the nervous energy out. Yell at the TV. All that second hand embarrassment, for me at least, hurts the most if I hold it in." @acute_aura I'm sorry :/ @witsuaru You ARE hot gosh! 😍 @EgoRecreational @P4ndora2 YUP the difference in skin is huge. Much softer and smoother on estrogen 🥰 IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY COOL https://t.co/w9pco5EdnJ @FickleFandoms @KristaSiren @P4ndora2 RIGHT???? @maegodhavemercy @TouristGally 😳😳😳 @OzmaRacc That's so sweet gosh! 💕💕💕 @lisaquestions @sidhra Same! "Okay I can't QT them all, but there are SOOOOOO many examples in the replies! Check them out! Then start transitioning!" @Uber_Anne YOUR GLOWUP IS SO CUTE ANNE!! 💕💕💕 @sidhra @lisaquestions You look amazing imo! 💕 Another EXTREMELY good point! https://t.co/oLA2lhRxcs Literally magic!!! https://t.co/orXUZxFISU HRT is magic!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/5qN3B5khDy "@KindlyWizard Without question, yeah" @P4ndora2 @friend2allcats Same! Once the fog was gone I was terrified of going back @kerrizor I love puppets too! @griffonatrix That's a big part of it I think. All sets have to be like at least 150% bigger and more complex @friend2allcats @P4ndora2 For me tho I didn't even realize there was fog until it was lifted "Don't get me wrong I wish this wasn't true, but if you look into every production the Jim Henson company was involved with the story is almost always the same: The budget needed is unusually high." They were smart to make the two primary puppets not require much extra set space below to fit puppeteers. One is on a floating seat and the other lives in his own pilot room and half the time calls in with holograms. Still cost a million an episode tho lol "The family is watching Farscape and we were talking about how neat it is that it has so many puppets, to which I mentioned that guarantees the fact that it was an expensive show, Jen looked it up and sure enough: Nearly a million per episode which ballooned to two towards the end" "Henson's Law: If a movie or show involves puppets, it will be nightmarishly expensive" "This is transphobia, sure, but it's a particularly nasty version of it that I do wish more cis people were aware of. It's extremely dangerous." "This is the same basic idea as white genocide with a very thin coat of paint. The logic is exactly the same, too. It's obsessing over who doesn't count (whether that's people who are half white or trans queer people) and catastrophizing from there." @friend2allcats @P4ndora2 YUP after like a month it felt like I could breathe and colors seemed brighter "@P4ndora2 You're only in your 40's, you're gonna look fine" "@DiscoDeerDiary It's night and day! Also you're cute as fuck, gosh 😳" Hell yeah! https://t.co/AypCfqF9sm "@AnaMardoll THEY AREN'T EVEN CALLED THE BOILING WATER BANDITS, THE BASE PREMISE OF THIS PRANK IS FAULTY" @zandravandra Yeah I can't even think of good word for it but I think you're right @TheCrystalStorm OMG NICE @NLRG_ For weed I assume? Hell I even know some trans people who can't or didn't want to take HRT and honestly just transitioning in general and getting that practice in can change more than you realize. Real talk you don't know how you'll look after years of HRT but the overwhelming evidence suggests you'll look *magnitudes* better than you worry you will. This is the reality of HRT. @TheCrystalStorm IT'S SO GOOD 😭💕💕💕 @DamselDystopia I was extremely lucky to have really good health insurance! Even in the US that speed is uncommon. @MeteorsFalling Well guess what? She was dead wrong 💕 @Vangelus Dr. Egg blew Cyclonus' face clean off!!! "It's been 4.3 years since I came out, 3.5 years since I started HRT, and 1 year since I got my vaginoplasty 😳😳😳" @zandravandra I think we might nearly be trans elders 😳😳😳 I used to be! Intimidated!! By the idea of wearing girl clothes!!! Who even was I lol "If you're in the midst of it and it feels like it's going slowly, just try to be patient. Before you know it it'll feel like it zipped by, trust me." "Goddess the time between ""I just came out why can't my transition go faster"" and ""Holy shit it's been like 4 and a half years since I came out wtf"" really is blink and you'll miss it" @crimcato @asur_el One day soon you could! Womb transplants are a new thing they're testing! @messiarchy @KhazWolf @ZeraStraxus Oh gosh I'm not a binary trans woman anymore haha Heck that tweet is almost exactly 3 years old now! @34genCha https://t.co/FFVhEttQT3 Here's the tweet in question if you're curious! https://t.co/MqDnagLpad @zoe_trashgoblin Extremely! 😍 @StebMcDreb 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍😍 I'm legit losing track of how many eggs I've hatched with that tweet! Gotta be a dozen by now. I'm so glad I could help! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola I'll get the strap 😤 @Antifa_CTO @KatieAngelWitch @hannibalshands @HTHRFLWRS @NightlingBug That's valid. You should try to experiment as soon as it's safe to though! @Antifa_CTO @KatieAngelWitch @hannibalshands @HTHRFLWRS @NightlingBug Yeah I figured :P "@miss_nikola okay but like, hot" "@KatieAngelWitch @hannibalshands @Antifa_CTO @HTHRFLWRS @NightlingBug It's confronting the incongruity between one's gender and how one is afraid they might look even if they transition. But I have to say in my experience almost everyone is surprised by how good they look after transitioning, though obviously dysphoria can still happen." @NLRG_ CUTE @NLRG_ @DaSkrubKing you get embarrassed all the time wtf is this "@LeafTilde LEAF," @miss_nikola SAME "@gargoame Yep, there should be a windmill soon too" @LeafTilde Hecc I kept cumming like a girl so much my dick became a pussy! 😳😳😳 @TrashBabyEva @BVDGRRL We literally have 9 dogs! @BVDGRRL You should visit sometime tho! So hopefully within maybe a month or so we'll have newer solar panels for the ranch so that maybe I can use my computer past sundown RIP @transscribe I don't even remember who they were playing lol "@transscribe I noticed the Moira that kept killing me too, yeah lol I'm just rusty with competitive, but if that's your preferred game mode, I'd love to get better at it when we play! I could ALWAYS use another gold gun!" @transscribe I feel like I made the worst first impression RIP 😭 @MajestikDewback 3PO IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS TOO AND I FIND SO MANY PEOPLE LOOK AT ME FUNNY WHEN I SAY THIS @transscribe I'm playing right now if you wanna group up? @Tyunre13 @VondranArt Those veins!!! 😍😍😍 NOTHING will ever top the best of the best in this category though https://t.co/lh64rZuCpU I LOVE PotGs where I die at the end lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/T7LwTrcUiw "@MaiaFranklyn all repugnuses are literally perfect, fun fact" "@princessgleek Aww, thank you 💕" @AdequateEmily I was not ready for this "@QueenStodge He loves eggnog, clearly" @euleatweets Kiss! @Maxli_C no RIP 😭💕 "This Christmas was really good, but. I'm pumped to make next year's even better 😤😤😤" @NLRG_ NEVER I'm also going to play World of Warcraft and no one can stop me! >:D "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." "Anyway have some random headcanons: - Kylo imagined it - Kylo willed Han's essence into being - Force ghosts are for Jedi, everyone else gets regular ghosts - Leia did something unprecedented and extremely powerful with the Force" @TimonicWulfgar He hangs out with nazbols. He's a nazi and he knows what he's doing. "@saintwalker98 Totally! I like to think in the alternate universe where Ledger lived, there'd be a Scarecrow AND Joker cameo" "@TimonicWulfgar Ever since they and TS broke up so to speak I'm pretty sure they stopped watching TS's videos lol Peter apparently took it really personally. They had on the ""hmmmm borger king"" guy RIGHT after TS dunked on him." "@saintwalker98 I mean I assumed it was because Scarecrow likes to see people he hates afraid, and that kinda works, but it's still a weird place to make a cameo" "@Autistic_Ace I don't care? If the story wasn't going to center on Joker anyway, a cameo that calls back to classic Batman would've been worth it. https://t.co/K5Tj9EELGP" @ann_arcana Yeah I saw the TS video on it. There's layers to how embarrassing this is lol "(Nolan insists that TDKR was written after Ledger's death, and I believe him! But also: Joker was obviously the one everyone would've preferred to be holding said kangaroo court)" "Though much like Scarecrow holding a kangaroo court in The Dark Knight Rises, I know this was a scene meant for a different actor who died before they could film it, which does sour the experience a bit." I enjoy the fact that we don't know how or why Han was seen there. That mystery is the fun part. "Maybe sometimes the Force can be mysterious? Wild idea, I know" @tainkirrahe danger zone! "And if they saw this thread, they'd probably say ""I'm not saying racism isn't a big deal"" and I literally don't give a shit, but how the fuck was I supposed to know that? *Say what you actually fucking mean*, not this appeal to majority fallacy you love so much." "It's a smokescreen. You're too chickenshit to just say ""Racism isn't a big deal"" so you hide behind a strawman representation of what you're certain ""normal people"" are like. It's a massive waste of time." "The ""normal people don't agree with you, let's be more like normal people"" argument is so embarrassingly intellectually dishonest You can only make that argument if you feel it's a given that what's being disagreed on is of no importance to anyone, aka YOUR ACTUAL ARGUMENT" @DiodeLass VERY cute :3 @SnortingEstrace This is really really cute to me @ArtyMaus aaaaaaa pretty!!! 😍😍😍 @BVDGRRL Best Christmas gift one can get oneself is the gift of being a girl 🥰 @StebMcDreb YES WE SHOULD SMOOCH @ann_arcana 🥰💕💕💕💕 it chrismas mer chrismas 💕 @PrissyOrcGF MER CHRIMBUS 🥰🥰🥰 @bunnarchist Let's smooch~ 😘 I WANNA SMOOCH GIRLS I'M GAY @aCuteTransGirl Heck yeah you are! Gosh! 💕 "Prooobably should use lube next time which might help but sometimes you just wanna squeeze a (relatively) quick one out, you know?" @JosieKame *how did you even know that Damn my autocorrect Though I am a little sore now... not sure if I did something wrong lol @nixie_pink o-okay >.> @JosieKame BECAUSE MY PHONE IS A PRETTY BLUE COLOR HOW DID IT EVEN KNOW THAT D:< "Like, FUCK we're hot! The universe just lets us get away with this!!!" Trans women are so unbelievably beautiful it fucks me up @MarcyKingUltra gosh gosh goshhhh 😳😳😳💕 You better watch out You better watch out! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT "@QuestForTori Oh you don't remember these? I mean granted I forgot until just now, but," "@Notactuallysmol More diapers, clearly" UPDATE: Can definitely cum with this 😳😳😳 "@_FeistyBoots_ This one, and while there's a lot I like, I think I'm gonna look for a fancier one asap. I'd like something like this but rechargable and either more settings or just in general more powerful lol https://t.co/Y48MFGiubk" @squinln 3D printed cheek implants? That sounds awesome! "@BrockingtoPatti This is what I do here. Sorry if it's not your thing, but feel free to unfollow 💕" @WhaleHorned Gosh 😳 @CaseyExplosion ARE CUTE EXTREMELY GOSH 💕💕💕 @WhaleHorned s-strap them? >.> "Like the ideal is this is a quick setup, quick cleanup, more pleasurable alternative to at least some dilating. Like I can skip the two mini sizes using this I think." "Okay I've tried a bullet vibrator and I'm getting promising results: - Using it seems to loosen me up in a comparable way to dilating (which was my hope) - I'm naturally wet enough to get it in without lube - Feels amazing, I'm pretty sure I could cum from this 😳😳😳" @Katabassist @ialika_lifina I love you so much babe 💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf @freelancefae HOT @StargirlSednira 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @StargirlSednira Oh gosh you joined Twitter because of me? 😳😳😳 @ialika_lifina @Katabassist Oh cool!! "@vexwerewolf There was no way they weren't going to do this, though. They just defeated ""for good"" their other two huge villains" "@ialika_lifina Oh gosh, really? Through who?" "@OtherverseG @hardcodedgame I'm quite the fan, actually! https://t.co/NKKPUntg1b" "@Vangelus It literally just dawned on me that we've been mutuals for ten years now if memory serves (I think you followed back after I helped you with getting a replacement MOTUC Optikk and he released in 2010) You're a really cool mutual, thanks for sticking around 💕💕💕" This month's sticker from @hardcodedgame is perfect for me because this is literally goals 😳😳😳 (Also I'm running out of room on the side of my computer lol) https://t.co/F1Vx0HRyYS @SubbyRana 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @screamofangirl Great question. Not yet @SubbyRana Yes plz 🥺🥺🥺 @TrashBabyEva Awwww I'm really excited to see you in person! "Sure, let's do the thing https://t.co/afgKA89qnj" "@CaseyExplosion Hmmmm I kept thinking of stuff I've said before, so how about: - You're cute (I've seen the rare selfie I know this for a fact!) - We should chat more often Also one I know I've said many times: You're awesome and I feel lucky to be your friend 💕" I'm choosing to intentionally misinterpret this https://t.co/dlF6XrFg7Z "Oh I had no idea this was the end of the original Batman comics numbering! It was kinda the end of an era, wow" I've heard a lot of good things about this one. Finally time to give it a read I think https://t.co/QFOWJwB2OP @Kitty_Kimz Hell yeah! Are we friends on battlenet? @arancaytar It's funny how often they let that happen! :D @SwiftAusterity I always laser target (well as much as Junk can lol) shields whenever I see them. That's my job and I do it well :D *spam damage everywhere I'm high This was also the match where I finally reached level 501! https://t.co/7XVMHcoelZ I LOOOOOOVE games like this where I just up right in their faces and space damage everywhere. My death also causes AOE damage! :D 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/JiYQfXmaMX @sexy_littlebird Awwww 😳😳😳😳 Maybe no Christmas tree this year but I've mapped out WHERE we're putting it for next year so we're ready 😤 @StebMcDreb I'm kinda glad we're both bad at it because it means you get it 😭💕💕💕 @BirdTickler Some of the biggest assholes I know are all exceedingly old "I'll continue a conversation a loved one started, but I'm never the one to start it I feel like, and that's not a reflection of how much I love the person in the slightest." "It's okay to be the friend that loves her friends dearly despite never being the one to initiate communication (over DMs, telegram, whatever)? Because it me, I'm the friend" @Hbomberguy I mean I've already watched it 3 times tbh "@SweetBeansComix I REALLY like this. The way you design characters is so good (I assume this is you? But like still, your character design is sharp)" @SweetBeansComix Only abandoned @jessfromonline You're awesome and I'm glad I've been following you these past few years 💕 @maegodhavemercy Clothes tend to fit way better when one's gender is in order 💕 @TheAureliaSys YUP it really sucks! @StopTweetingMia Sexuality sure is a fuck sometimes "@StopTweetingMia *hugs hugs* I'm so sorry Mia :/ There's an entire massive chunk of my extended family I used to enjoy spending Christmas with, and all of them are fundie Christians who aren't cool with me being trans." @thewispsoftime It was an interesting read! "@thewispsoftime This makes so much more sense than any other explanation of this system that I've heard, holy shit." @Demodeview Don't be I just got caught in a rant lol You didn't make me angry 💕💕💕 @DexTheDragon I caved and got YouTube Premium myself. I use it so much it just made sense to me. "@AliceGrimaude I KNOW IT'S WHY I GET SO FUCKING PISSED WHEN THEY'RE ON I WILL SOMETIMES ACTUALLY HECKLE THE COMMERCIALS OUT LOUD, I'M THE WORST" @Demodeview tbh I *HATE* the ads that get their message out in less than 5 seconds or whatever. It's one of the few instances where they get to do their attempt at manipulation before I even have a change to mute it. It's sinister to me. "I'm eternally sympathetic to the fact that these folks needs the money from these ads, but I cannot overstate my inability to tolerate ads, I'm sorry. It's a quirk of my brain. I get less angry with YouTubers doing it than with commercials at the theater, but I still get annoyed" "I don't know how advertising revenue will survive in a world with ad block and the ability to effectively fast forward/scrub through any video on YouTube. Both YT and the YouTubers themselves know people skip these, right?" "@tainkirrahe *wanted it as a kid that was a really awkward typo, my bad" "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, THAT'S COOL AS SHIT https://t.co/rUGKMbeeii" "@MaiaFranklyn @tainkirrahe I said 90's because she said 23 years, BUT I just assumed that's when the toy was released and it might've been when she was watching re-runs in '97" @lunch__bug For what little it's worth I had a lot of support growing up but sometime after age like 23 or so my imagination just stopped working. It's extremely hard for me to invent worlds and characters. I've felt very broken for well over a decade. "@tainkirrahe It's interesting how certain nostalgia brands just have their time in the sun and then they're done for good. This figure, as evidenced by the fact that you wanted a kid, is itself a source of nostalgia, separate from the nostalgia that created it in the late 90's" @Hypnothulhu But you're already so hot 😳😳😳😳😳😳 @SwiftAusterity FELLOW BUN "We've been too busy and cramped here to set up a Christmas tree, and there wasn't really money for gifts, but honestly getting to spend another year with such a queer family and household really is the greatest gift of all 💕🥰💕" @Azure_Husky @moogirlfriend Omg these are wonderful! 💕💕💕 @Potatopolitics @ann_arcana omg you invented dress go spinny I almost forgot thank you 😭💕 @Demi_theynd @FreyjaErlings Real talk I had 32 years to figure those out and I never did lol For me I'm glad I have a vulva now @bunnarchist Nice!!! "@bunnarchist Huh, didn't even know such a thing existed" More details. I guess if they were only trying to delete the recordings I at least understand their intent. https://t.co/rXnBxa2SPt "@bunnarchist I don't want minors to have access to lewd content, I just wish there was a more liminal space for adult lewd gamers. Sex is a big part of my life! I like to share it with other consenting adults and I should be able to imo. I don't have a good solution to this." @thenickfanclub @LambChopInPamps Yep that's what it takes I guess @ComradeEevee Luckily it sounds like she was unbanned a couple days ago but it was still intended initially as a permaban That's a relief at least. https://t.co/OiQBiHpzSy "@bunnarchist If I were running Twitch I'd allow it be super lewd to be fair, but also in cases where a kid very obviously wandered in on accident, spirit of the law, you know? Maybe a 3 day ban or whatever but not a fucking permaban." This too! There is this weird unspoken feeling that no one should allow people to know they're parents except in very limited spaces https://t.co/7w8RB9SbBN Perfectly worded. Exactly. https://t.co/P1ww8cHcQ9 "@ComradeEevee Emphasis on ""I've heard."" I'd be quite relieved to hear that's not true, but I'm still kinda assuming the worst here." It reminds me how I've heard that if you do lewd streams on other sites and your cat wanders in you could be in big trouble because of beastiality laws 🙄 "Situations like these make my blood boil. It's following the letter of the law to ridiculous extremes because, yes BECAUSE she's a woman." @DiodeLass That's equally hilarious to me tbh @Lass_Library 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @SnortingEstrace oh god why lol "Funnily enough, neither a nor an sounds right to me there. It just sounds like a mutant word nothing works for :P https://t.co/kB14va5zpX" """An"" to me has always felt less like a weird grammar quirk meant to trip you up and more of a way to make speaking easier. ""An apple"" to me feels much easier to say than ""a apple."" It flows better." "Another weird one I've just always assumed: Let's say I was randomly awarding people letters and I awarded you the letter H. Surely that has to be ""an H"" despite not being a vowel, yeah?" "Since AAA is pronounced (admittedly somewhat confusingly) ""triple A"" the wording should be ""a AAA studio"" right? Feels more than a pointless grammar issue to me since the default should just be ""a"" if you're unsure & ""an"" changes the flow of a sentence so much if it's wrong" "I saw a tweet with the wording ""an AAA studio"" and now I'm wondering how many people read AAA phonetically like literally ""aaaaaa studio""" @lucashoal Oh lol @AnaMardoll @BlueEterlin That and having another gotcha law to lock up BIPOC @lucashoal What are those? @StopTweetingMia I saw pictures! I'm kinda jealous! 💕 @TrashBabyEva 😳😳😳 I really love trans Twitter 💕💕💕 https://t.co/WfdU6TolpN Next summer I'm gonna wear more skirts and dresses dammit. Feel like I've missed out a bit from a really awesome trans experience 😤 @SixoTF Woah that's the MP mold right? When did this come out? @TheStrawbrary AWWWWWW 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @TheStrawbrary Omg she was born on Christmas Eve? That's perfect 💕 "@BlueEterlin @AnaMardoll Yeah like even if we were all on the same page that drug offenders should all be arrested (and I'm sure as hell not), these laws won't accomplish that." @hmsnofun God I wanted to be a tomboy so much too lol @ManjiButt You really think I wasn't there watching the premier of that video? :P "@AnaMardoll Just seems like a law that you're not meant to think about in the worst way - You're not meant to think about how it won't capture the ""bad guys"" - Don't consider if your pill container is safe on that flight you go on - Nor how easy it would be to game the system" "@AnaMardoll In fact, these laws in theory at least created a semi-reliable camouflage you could employ WHERE THERE WASN'T ONE BEFORE. This just sounds like a really pathetic attempt to allow cops to not have to research drugs at all." "@AnaMardoll It's such a ridiculous law because like, let's say I wanted to cart around drugs in pill form that I don't have a prescription for: I'll just... put them in prescription bottles? I know they sometimes describe the pills on the bottle but that would require suspicion first, right?" "@OtherverseG @AyrenTheWolf There weren't any marine dinosaurs until like, penguins" """These edibles ain't a-shit""" @AyrenTheWolf Yes but really only in the Jurassic. By the Cretaceous this was all an ocean. @CaseyExplosion Or is that the whole title and I didn't know that lol "@CaseyExplosion Wait is that like, Bug Fables DLC?" "@FreyjaErlings Oof, and it's one of those erection pisses, those are hard to control" "@ProfaneAnnalist He wrote and recorded most of it last year, and intended it for last Christmas, and makes a big point dunking on that fact in the first few minutes" @Kaelyrhn @Demodeview ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @Kaelyrhn @Demodeview Infamous story about a Brony who documented the progress of a Rainbow Dash toy in a jar that he slowly filled with his own cum over a period of I think it was months? @xehmii @ExistentialEnso Thank you for this update! I'm glad she's feeling better 💕💕💕 @StargirlSednira The Switch case was a gift but the game case was on Amazon! My girlfriend is streaming! You should stop by! 💕💕💕 Found the PERFECT game case to go with my Switch case 💕 https://t.co/JxWp0MIGgu @AFinchWrites You already had me and then you REALLY sold me gosh 👀💦 @BVDGRRL God I miss in-person queer spaces 😭 @OzmaRacc I feel this both because I too have thought this about myself and because you are indeed very hot~ "@QuestForTori Yep, what caused me to cut the cord in the first place was finally living on my own and realizing it was like $90 a fucking month for a service that to me was just ""Cartoon Network and Comedy Central""" This... sounds like a right wing christian wrote it. What's Dawkins' point? @maegodhavemercy I mean yeah it's how I hatched you! :P @QueenStodge @HenryWHall @ARCTIC_ST0RM YES @HenryWHall @QueenStodge @ARCTIC_ST0RM RIGHT??? @KatieAngelWitch @RBradndenburg That was by no means the start of his career lol He first had to invent Animutations! "@SportIsARight @CuddlePotato Mushroom, mushroom!!" @miss_nikola Must be a day ending in y 🤔 @Kaelyrhn @Demodeview I know this because of Rainbow Dash! :D @VondranArt So curvy 😍😍😍 Is that cum shirt pic objectively the best picture of me? No Is it one of my all-time favorites? Yes "My #halfdecadecomparison is just the pre-transition photo y'all have seen a million times but okay lol Big changes in the last five years! That's right, I finally ditched the beard 💕✨ https://t.co/OXlbaLlfaw" Four losses in a row but at least I got the last PotG 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/xiweY5V0Lr @RBradndenburg History. @StopTweetingMia Good morning! 🥰 @Monicaaaaaah I love HSR so much too! I really want that new Strong Bad stuffie from Fan Gamer :3 @dead_girly For me it was mostly video game message boards. I dunno how you missed it otherwise sorry >.> @dead_girly You really had to be in certain corners of the internet in the mid to late 00's to know about this @xehmii Hell yes!!! I'm so happy for her! I know surgery stuff makes her nervous but she's got this! It's a long time coming 💕💕💕 @trgrrl brain-fallout 🤔 @trgrrl PERFECT "@trgrrl pssst, we're all playing new vegas now" @ARCTIC_ST0RM He's really named like a Junkion which mildly annoys me "You know, comes before Christmas Eve and is largely disappointing?" Merry Christmas Adam everyone! "@Rhaenspots @QueenStodge You're being needlessly rude to a close friend of mine, why are you following me?" Current high schoolers must think Millennials are super weird huh Lemme tell you back in high school this was the COOLEST @vexwerewolf are you shitting my tits right now @sarahXelizvbeth @retronouns I think I spelled his name wrong tho lol @retronouns Can't spell Seth Rogan without estrogen! ... for some reason @HaileyAdamsXXX YES YES YES GOOD IDEA 😍 "@HaileyAdamsXXX @JenApparently I love it too, but I've never finished it and the first few episodes deal with a lot of horrifying shit (melting skin, getting fused into walls in multiple ways, someone's skin closing over every oriface...) so I've been hesitant to restart it lol" @xehmii @ExistentialEnso I'm really rooting for her surgery finally happening! So hecking happy for her! 💕💕💕 @nixie_pink @BetterBimbo 😳😳😳 @miss_nikola The confidence comes with time in my experience. Always remember dysphoria only ever lies 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola You gotta keep faking it until it clicks! @TrashBabyEva 🥵🥵🥵🥵 "@TrashBabyEva Haven't TECHNICALLY had anyone cum in any of my holes other than my mouth tho, I should probably try it in every hole to be sure 🤔🤔🤔" @chibikonatsu heck 😳 @RaeGun2k GOOD TASTE THO D:< is this anything??? "a parasocial relationship is one with a red shell and wings, social relationships have green shells and will usually just walk off ledges" @RaeGun2k 💕💕💕💕💕 "@RaeGun2k Oh, stop! You should have like 4 times your follower count dammit!" "Oh and this was discourse I hadn't previously talked about, just so we're clear." @emarl_ I support this idea This is gonna sound kinda random but I have no earthly idea how I've been able to manage having nearly 10k followers. Feel like I would've fucked it up harder long ago lol You ever have an extremely spicy take about some discourse you're almost proud of but realize you aren't actually on either side of the debate and don't want all the bullshit in your notifications? Anyway this is me trying to release that energy into a more benign direction. @trgrrl Like when all those Garfield phones washed up on a beach like last year or five decades ago or whenever? I must turn in my nerd card 😭😭😭 https://t.co/sjjNJ9nhdC @mistyfdfa Tails is in the after credits scene I hear? I think people assume it's a given he'll be in 2 @miss_nikola Omg Nikola I knew there was a reason we were friends 💕 "Looking forward to the photoshopped ""& Knuckles"" onto the movie poster tho" "No no no, Knuckles appears in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles, everyone knows that" @nyaakat Such a constant mood 🥺 @Doc_Wolverine THAT WAS THIS YEAR?? @JenApparently I'm gonna watch for your knee next time I rewatch Fringe! @JenApparently I didn't know you worked on this show!!! That's so cool!!! "@Rensearch @alecrobbins I didn't know until I read the comments, but it's apparently from the His Dark Materials series" LET 👏 WOODY 👏 SAY 👏 FUCK That's... the entire joke???????? "@gardenoftrans That's on them, not you" @xehmii @ExistentialEnso Thank you so much for keeping us in the loop 💕💕💕 I've been really worried but honestly really scared to check. I'm sorry it took so long for me to see this. @arancaytar Oh yeah we tend to aim for you! @HaileyAdamsXXX @Demodeview @Sky_Is_A_Void @norintha Awwww 💕💕💕💕 @retronouns 😬😬😬 @RinaTheShark Heck yeah congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Sky_Is_A_Void @norintha Omg you have to play D&D with us when you move in! "@Kaelyrhn It is, and I forgot about it lol" @MommyPosie That's so sweet of you! Thank you! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@SnortingEstrace It doesn't make you a bad person at all, no" @HaileyAdamsXXX @norintha @transgirlinSEA @TrashBabyEva HHGFFDDDFGHHHBBBBBGFFFDDDDDDDDFGGGGHBBBJJJH @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @norintha ggdddfhhhfffffddddd hhhbgccffdd @MommyPosie No sorry! You're wonderful and cute! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva @norintha HHGGGFDDDGJJJH HE FFFF @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @TrashBabyEva @norintha hhhhggghhhhhgfffff @MommyPosie You didn't do anything wrong :/ @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @norintha 🥺🥺🥺 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva @norintha 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX BLUSHING @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @TrashBabyEva @norintha *huffs* >/////> WOW *literally* called out 🥵🥵🥵 @MommyPosie It was! @norintha @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA *gay whimpers* 🥵🥵🥵 "@MommyPosie I mean I'm not really dating the majority of the people here, so not exactly lol" @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX @norintha @transgirlinSEA hhggggh 🥵 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @norintha 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵 @norintha @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Listen all I have to say reading all this is hhggggghhhggfddddhhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX Goddess yes please 🥺🥺🥺 @retronouns If they had even the sightest idea of how awesome being queer is lol Correct! https://t.co/2n0t5NakCm "@caraesten CARA," @RealLilJennie @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic RIGHT??? soulslike metroidvania @retronouns @gwennelsonuk @caraesten COSIGNED @caraesten This is one of the most powerful moods :/ 💕💕💕 @Lilith_Bites Hell yeah congrats! 💕 @HookedAesthetic @MommyPosie I really don't want to assume so this may be where this line of flirting ends lol @HookedAesthetic @MommyPosie Gosh are you asking me what I think you're asking me cutie? @HookedAesthetic @MommyPosie WOW that's baby @HookedAesthetic something really only a baby would say 🤔🤔🤔 @SwiftAusterity Exactly! When the internet connection sucks I just switch to Junkrat and this stuff still happens lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/Jhq3IixFdS "When the timing is off you have to spin your character around to make your forward momentum into more of a corkscrew to get another shot at the previous flower but at a better angle, and boy does that mouse move not feel like the intended mode of play." "You can also hit these at the wrong altitude so that the jump burst you get activates when you're TOO LOW, FUCKING YOU THE REST OF THE WAY" "@vissersixxx No, this Bastion, new content. It's funny how many different things my GF Jen thinks it is too (she hasn't played since pandas)" "love too play a platformer where my primary optimal controls are ""hold down both mouse buttons to control your character AND the camera, use WASD to change course a bit, don't bother touching space, aka the jump button""" "I have to angle the camera ABOVE me to make sure I hit the right spot, and even then it fucks me! Also looking above the arena makes controlling a living fucking nightmare. You don't have a platforming game, Blizzard. Please stop." "A platformer where you go through the platforms half the time is a shitty game. Please stop this, Blizzard. https://t.co/rgooLJZmmR" @Valkyrie497 I'm enjoying it so far! @AtriaPneumatic *hugs hugs* :/ 💕💕💕 "@AtriaPneumatic It would feel weird to me to like, announce it on my feed? Sorry my DMs aren't open, but I don't know much more than anyone else. Here's an update from her GF: https://t.co/LBv45ar8nk" @miss_nikola OMG SERIOUSLY??? HAPPY TO HELP LOL 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @KelseyCham @HouseOfGunn heck thank you both >.> "@miss_nikola You deserve it, cutie! So hecking happy for you! 💕💕💕" @SaraLegoGirl DM'd 💕 "I don't even know if I'm helping right now. I might be fucking it all up again. I just feel so powerless. I lost two friends this year, one of them to suicide, and I wished I had fought harder for them, so this is me doing that." "There's a greater, uh, not really discourse but kinda? going on right now and I'd just like to flatly state I'm not on either side, because often stuff like this is messy. This is not me calling out another party, I'm just worried about my friend." "I know Thorne has made a lot of enemies on here and I kindly ask that you just ignore this thread if that's you. A close friend of mine is attempting suicide, please be understanding." "This is a massive long shot because I know she lives on a ranch like I do, but if anyone is geographically close to Thorne please check on her asap. Her girlfriend is there which helps but like... I just can't stop worrying about her." @Azure_Husky @AyrenTheWolf There's just no winning here "@Azure_Husky @AyrenTheWolf Normally I'd try to help deescalate because I'm friends with both sides but I know if my wife was talked about that way, I wouldn't much care if the person who said all that was in a dark place. Doubly so for someone I know who usually doesn't back down from stuff like this." @AyrenTheWolf @Azure_Husky I'm really worried about her. I'm unsure whether to share information I've learned because like it sounds like gossipy bullshit but can I just say it's gotten Extremely Bad @retronouns *hugs hugs* 😭💕 "@skunkw0rxx Well she's having a very public fight with an account much bigger than hers, I'm not surprised she deactivated for now. I hope she's okay." @MockWooloo @Nethariabywater I'm looking forward to it! @AngryNerdBird @madzisstoked Very much so 😳😳😳 @Monicaaaaaah pretty 😍💕 "@Kaelyrhn Sounds made up, so yes" @nataliereed84 WOAH CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @gardenoftrans If you click the tweet itself it should have a link that lets you see it at least "@gardenoftrans It just does that, even if you try to turn it off in the settings. Been broken for years" @Shoggoth_Lord Yeah I watched the whole video. I tried to put some points in barter and science for that reason @AlexisVeilled @StebMcDreb hhggggddh okay you make a compelling point >/////> @AyrenTheWolf That's one of my FAVORITE pieces of art in MtG! 😍😍😍 @StebMcDreb hhggggffhhh you really think so? >////< @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀 @elysianechoes @SteampunkPenny Sometimes I stay inside! @TrexPushups I started getting extreme enby feelings after my surgery too! @Oh_its_joanna Seriously this is really impressive! @SteampunkPenny WOW OMG I HADN'T SEEN THIS YET @Oh_its_joanna GLOWUP 😍😍😍😍 @litterboxhex TRUE FACTS @Helix_the_Fox I didn't try lol But I will next time I'm in Novac. @Helix_the_Fox They are but it didn't say the quest was solved even though I definitely solved it lol "There was just a Nightkin chilling behind this rock, thinking he couldn't be seen, so I took care of it lol #KatPlaysNewVegas https://t.co/kzqfkFwGLQ" @Lilfelicity1 I posted my stats later in the thread. Other than that I dunno Awww I got an award for reviewing Secret Little Haven a couple years back 💕 @QuestForTori https://t.co/F39tZOsksQ @piffyjackie I didn't kill anyone in Goodsprings. "@ShyanneSky I've never played it, how do I know what mods I want? Plus I don't really want to devote the time to making sure they all work together." "@Colezze It's not going to be a suicide note because you're not going anywhere. You mean too much to me, don't do this" @ValnarDragoness Yep! DINOSAUR :D :D :D #KatPlaysNewVegas https://t.co/cKxTJ3P4Pi "@SwiftAusterity Yep, that's the route I'm going for sure lol Didn't think I'd be on the NCR's side" "UHHHHHH the Powder Gangers are fucking prisoners? Lemme reload the last hour, I'm on their side #KatPlaysNewVegas" I keep taking a sip from my trusty vault 13 canteen. What is this and can I sell it so it stops telling me this? #KatPlaysNewVegas "This is my build at level 2, barely left Goodsprings yet. I went for perks and stats that looked interesting. I wanna try out the speech systems everyone talks about in this game, but I'm probably gonna grind my gun stats hard to make up for it lol #KatPlaysNewVegas https://t.co/5yk7HZu1We" @SnortingEstrace That's awesome! @acvalens my face is going to be in SO MANY crotches @im_just_laur We're neck and neck! And same 💕 @im_just_laur Both of these tweets are a huge mood lol @StopTweetingMia I KNEW YOU'D GET IT BACK HELL YEAH CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 @QueenStodge I owned them but had to sell them. Metro in particular costs way too much on the secondary market now RIP 😭😭😭 @nyaakat 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @nyaakat Excite!!! 💕💕💕 @Hylienna Np! Took me about 4 tries before one dropped for me 💕 "@Hylienna It drops from the last boss in De Other Side, normal or heroic!" @34genCha OMG YES @HaileyAdamsXXX I have a shiny Crobat that's been with me since Gen III! HELL YEAH #KatPlaysNewVegas https://t.co/YJkxLEUDjQ @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 @ShyanneSky Me either! @MayaEriksson9 I didn't I'm sorry :/ @ChaosWitchLizzy I almost did but I didn't just want to pick the ones hbomb talked about lol @chibikonatsu Not sure yet! I'm sure I'll tweet about it when I do lol New Vegas finally finished downloading!!! 😍😍😍 @OpossumSCREAM 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @talkingtonothin No I'm really flattered!!! 💕💕💕 Oh gosh you think I look like Totodile? 😳😳😳 https://t.co/SrgT3BxlEG I have a Thing for the little chomper. Been my favorite for 20 years 💕🐊💕 https://t.co/GjlhHkjV1S RT with you & the first basic Pokémon you’d start your #PokemonJourneys with! https://t.co/UiPqqqXI6k @SwiftAusterity @ann_arcana @SolientArt omg lol @ann_arcana @SwiftAusterity @SolientArt I had a VERY similar experience lol @SwiftAusterity @ann_arcana @SolientArt THAT'S AWESOME OMG @ann_arcana @SwiftAusterity @SolientArt hehehe >w> "This ended for good the ""grossest food on the Christmas Cast"" arms race and it still makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe watching it omg" @ComicsByXan OMG THAT'S AWESOME THO @ComicsByXan My mistake haha "@ComicsByXan No, most don't, but Kanto does for sure. I think Hoenn too?" @thewispsoftime Okay then maybe it gets a pass. The BotW example still holds tho Like this has to be a mistranslation of some kind because this makes no sense THEY SURE FUCKING DO LOL https://t.co/bwQcX5jqcO "I don't recall that moment being super deep or complex but like, it's undeniably a moment of sadness lol" ????????????????????? https://t.co/XkmcodXmba @itsviviactually Spirit raptor! EEEEE THANK YOU SO MUCH @ProtoTheDweeb!!! 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/VildaZN1mG IMPORTANT UPDATE !!! https://t.co/64gCWxCYAx merr chrismas https://t.co/vPJOcKuo9x @retronouns I love the new @ omg 💕 @KorpsPropaganda I FULLY ENDORSE THIS "I do have it digitally on Switch, but the physical copy was on my wishlist because I really like to own physical copies of my favorite games, and AHIT is definitely one of them 🥰 #AHatInTime" OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH @claco!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/XuqHxgIbaX @OpossumSCREAM I love to imagine me just relaxing in the shade of Torterra's tree while she carries me from town to town 😍 @AtriaPneumatic @HaileyAdamsXXX dfgdd 🥵🥵🥵 "@AmbiguousCow Same, my dad died when I was 13 💕" "@transscribe @TwippingVanilla Like Ana says, if you get into trouble, she'll bail you out 💕" @KrystaMarie9000 @Calliethulhu This seriously might finally be the first time I play it 😳 @Calliethulhu Tale as old as time 😔 @Kitty_Kimz Yum 🥰 @NewGenderWhoDis Emma you rock so hard 💕 @transscribe Games where the tanks aren't pushing at all are AGONY @claco I own it digitally but I ALSO really wanna get a physical copy too lol It's turtles all the way down @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I love you @Megabattimus YES PERFECT @saintwalker98 No that's silantro not siracha """Black olives or green olives?"" WHO THE FUCK CARES THEY ALL TASTE LIKE DIRTY FEET" "When I taste an olive and when you taste an olive, if you're enjoying the taste, I assure you, we are not tasting the same thing. That is not possible. Something neurologically distinct must be happening in your head that isn't in mine." Philosophers: The concept of qualia tells us that things that might seem objective could actually be entirely subjective Me: I know this for a fact because there are people with presumably functioning taste buds that hate onions and love olives @the_nerd_skull That is no such fact at all @Grandmas_Balls wow gay @Demi_theynd Thank fuck for weed? "@NLRG_ Your wife's hair is absolutely brown, babe" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgdfhhhddffghgfvnn yes Daddy 🥵🥵🥵 @hmsnofun As a kid my parents let me get really into Jesus Christ Superstar and as such I became very confused when Sunday School made it sound like Judas was the bad guy lol @HaileyAdamsXXX mmmmm yes Daddy I seriously wanna be fucked by you daily 🥵🥵🥵 @CeltiBurroughs @the_nerd_skull @benjanun_s masochist clown "Oh and I thought of another fun step: 4. Food that's the healthiest (would love to have a vegetarian whole foods diet, that sounds pretty tight!) takes the most spoons, time, and planning to prepare. Way extra work for food your lizard brain wants less 🙃" @saintwalker98 https://t.co/tiT1QqxyER "And btw I'm not complaining that I'm fat. I'm more worried about like, diabetes and cholesterol. The part where I'm curvy I don't actually mind." "If there was a surgery that could implant a chip in my head that forced me to only eat healthy, as much as I love food I'd take that opportunity in a heartbeat" 1. You must eat to live 2. Millions of years of evolution will all but force you to seek out the kind of food that will kill you faster if you don't enjoy in moderation 3. Stress eating is a thing Good fucking luck food is terrifying because it's the only (potentially) addictive substance that you need to ingest some form of or else you die "there's a whole lot about adulting that, 15 years after becoming one, I'm finally getting the hang of not so much this whole eating thing legit kinda worried about it sometimes :/" "my IBS isn't the hero I need, but it's the one I deserve" "me, stress eating garbage: haha fuck yes!!! me with a stomach ache later: I have done literally nothing to deserve this" @maegodhavemercy @KompaktCat @HaileyAdamsXXX Every vegetable on that list I'd gladly eat like an apple "@JasminhIsadora @HaileyAdamsXXX If you're transfemme you might be put on spiro as a T blocker, and one of the side effects is a salt craving." @maegodhavemercy @HaileyAdamsXXX HECK >////> @maegodhavemercy @HaileyAdamsXXX (I can't even joke about that without feeling bad haha) @maegodhavemercy @HaileyAdamsXXX Mae I'm not sure we can be friends anymore 😔😔😔 @miss_nikola @screamofangirl mood 😔 @DawsonEJoyce Yeah I definitely appreciated the attempt? For the most part? But what sucked there was the movies themselves sucked lol @miss_nikola tis the season to be pregnant after all! Transformers as a concept are a powerful potential delivery vector of both gender anarchy/queerness as well as anti-cop/anti-military propaganda simply because they're nonorganic aliens and they should keep leaning into that (while playing dumb if anyone tries to call them out) "Look all they really have to do is continue to make the US military/Sector 7 an antagonistic force, bring back Barricade but continue to ignore Prowl, and baby you got some hecking ACAB-ass alien robots going" @DawsonEJoyce @LacoxSophie Oh interesting! @DawsonEJoyce @LacoxSophie When I googled it it appeared TLK made 200 million more? All signs are pointing to it being a reboot. Optimus lands on earth 20 years before he's supposed to. It's a reboot. https://t.co/hNHFSePHUu HUGE SAME https://t.co/vwrYUSoqej "@MiaDotCum I mean I still don't think the military PAID for Bumblebee in any way (previous movies are so much more overt with it), but it's true that whatever writer/creative lead thought about the military or soldiers in general could very well have bled through & become propaganda anyway" @TwippingVanilla Mmmmm onion sandwich 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 "They went with no-name new characters because this movie STARTED life as a prequel to the '07 movie, so no Megatron, Starscream... basically none of the big name 'Cons were available Had they gone in approaching it as the reboot it became I don't think we would've gotten Shatter" "Also, Shatter is literally perfect? Can we just have more female Decepticon lead characters in future movies? How about Slipstream can be the new Starscream? I feel like Shatter only exists because of how many different things this movie almost was during production. https://t.co/VhI7rgqkQk" @LacoxSophie Holy shit I didn't believe it until I looked it up for myself. Well at least they've confirmed they're making a sequel to it? They have to appreciate the good press it got too I imagine 🤷‍♀️ @MiaDotCum Oh don't apologize! It's really important to be cautious with this stuff and not be blindsided by propaganda for sure. I didn't even consider that perspective until you mentioned it! @MiaDotCum Have you seen the movie? I definitely recommend it if you haven't. It's not anything groundbreaking but if you have even a passing interest in Transformers it's far and away the best live action movie they've made about them. It's ET meets Iron Giant. "@MiaDotCum But like he wasn't going all Dirty Harry and taking justice into his own hands, he was just letting the alien robot escape. And it's like the only thing he actually succeeds at. He's kind of a massive tool throughout the rest of the movie." "He even tries to salute Bumblebee while calling him a soldier and Bee is like, nah I'm doing a Breakfast Club Judd Nelson fist pump instead. Compared to previous movies it's such a breath of fresh air." "And yeah John Cena's character ends up being a good guy, but it's framed overtly as an act AGAINST the army. That's kinda neat." Mistress pointed out that apparently their uniforms don't make any sense either. No way there was the kind of cooperation with the actual US military that previous movies had. "One of the things I love about Bumblebee is that for most of the run of the film, The Military is actually a bumbling organization that trusts a couple of alien robots literally called Decepticons You can tell this was the first TF movie that wasn't a paid advertisement for them" @AliceAvizandum what trans person doesn't tho "@Canageek Pretty sure he's a mustelid of some kind but it's that one, not the dog" @Monicalternate Cute butt 👀 @CaseyExplosion Supposedly the person who initiated this weird tweet can later edit all of the tweets to say whatever they want? I've only heard that from my GF Jen who read it elsewhere but I wish more people were being careful anyway wanna be bred super hard while being constantly reminded how much of a gay slut I am @litterboxhex Omg are you otherwise okay? Holy shit! @Demodeview True I just wanted to share this weird anecdote I had for this song. I was the only person in class that actually took the optional homework assignment of picking a song for the teacher to clear and play in class lol "Btw the song I initially wanted to pick was El Scorcho by Weezer and, again Christan high school, my teacher said despite the fact that she also found the song really interesting, I couldn't play a song that starts with ""Goddamn you half-Japanese girls"" in class lol" "I have (had? probably had) a ""tie me to the bedpost"" shirt deepest Kat lore" "(Christian high school, before you ask wtf that kid was on about)" "I wanna go back in time to senior year English class and tell the kid that said I picked a song that was too sexual for our song lyric analysis protect that the singer was um, actually, a total virgin" Finally swallowed his pride 😔 @benjanun_s With such big tiddies I imagine they must need... big tops @DiodeLass Those are dilators lol "@Empress_Trixana Yeah I'd like to skip spoilers from here on out, but that does tell me even more I need to find Veronica!" @KatieAngelWitch @Empress_Trixana TAKING NOTES 👀👀👀 "Though I will say I kinda wish it was on Switch? Given this house's recurring power issues, PC gaming can be a bit limited and hell they've already put just about everything on Switch, just saying 🤷‍♀️" @Empress_Trixana RIGHT???? "Anyway I've owned it on Steam for something embarrassing like 7 years now or whatever, so I just need to download it (which will probably take a while RIP) and I can finally give it a try 🥰" "One of my favorite moments was while he was talking about Veronica, I was like ""Oh she does seem cool, I wonder if I could at the very least headcanon that her and my player character were dating"" and then later he mentioned she's gay and I'm like 😎😎😎😎😎😎" "It's not that I ever *didn't* want to play New Vegas, but I have to admit I'm more excited to play it than I ever have been before after watching Hbomb's newest video" @HardSundae LOVED IT 😍😍😍 HBOMB'S FURSONA IN HIS NEW VIDEO 💕💕💕 https://t.co/KFQ7LSb3mC @zandravandra Eeeeee congrats! 💕💕💕 @KatieAngelWitch @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX (though I'm usually okay with olive oil lol) @KatieAngelWitch @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX THANK YOU @HaileyAdamsXXX @Azure_Husky I hate all olives and love pickles :P Like literally I can't even pick a least favorite. I guess I like onions the most though. I often ask for extra! @femme_thoughts @transscribe Awwww! @JessicaCyboid I've legitimately lost count of how many dicks I've partaken of lol @MiaDotCum Gotcha. Just wanted to be sure 💕 "@JessicaCyboid I wasn't comfortable enough with myself sexually to get much experience before I came out. But yeah, it's really just been one cis vag and one neovag (plus my own neovag which I guess counts lol) The number of dicks on the other hand..." "Why would I take any of this off, that's what makes it a burger" @TheStrawbrary 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @TheStrawbrary n-no you're not >.> "@TheStrawbrary LISTEN," @acvalens What's the deadline for this? Like when are they voting on it? Or is that not known yet? @MiaDotCum This might be a dumb suggestion but have you tried clearing your Twitter cookies? "@MiaDotCum I didn't know about that second one, oof. I know they can be slow with this but I still think you could get your account back 💕" It almost makes me wonder if that's where video game stories tend to shine brightest-- with their characters rather than their story-- because I feel very similar about Majora's Mask. Asriel's fate in the pre-game story is practically a fairy tale it's so predictable. And I uncontrollably weep every time. "Undertale is a really fantastic example of how you can tell an incredibly gripping story even if the plot points themselves aren't terribly original or surprising, as long as the *characters* are top-notch." "Hopes and Dreams too, but it's a very different kind of cry" "Few of my earlier video game memories make me cry, honestly, so it's less about nostalgia, but ""Undertale"" (the music track) makes me cry every time. Last time I played it was a full-on sob." @MiaDotCum In the message you got didn't it say temporarily? @HardSundae erotic piercing is uhhhhh very 💦💦💦 @MiaDotCum The enthusiasm counts for something at least! @joelax9 @tfwiki That's the one I thankfully own already lol "@tfwiki This is the Hasbro version with the weird elbows on the individual bots, right?" @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕!!! "@miss_nikola I get the ""I thought I was following you already"" thing CONSTANTLY lol" @NLRG_ one can ALWAYS use more Transformers!!! @SixArmedSweater @HardSundae I'm positively vibrating with anticipation :333 @HardSundae YESSSSS I WAS HOPING FOR A SEQUEL TO THIS ONE THANK YOU 💕💕💕💕 @_Torgen @SteampunkPenny No that's more Takkun's thing lol @femme_thoughts Oh thank fuck you really freaked me out lol x.x @femme_thoughts please don't keep me tagged if you're going to be that rude??? @FaeSkruff I don't have the spoons for any more questions right now sorry @transscribe (I'd love to play with you but of course today's a day where the power at the ranch is being finicky so no PC 😭) @transscribe Nice! Congrats! @PrissyOrcGF Definitely hoping for bigger tits!!! 🤞🤞🤞 @FaeSkruff I've really only been to one furry con. You don't need a fursuit to be a furry @FaeSkruff There are girls and it's chill imo 💕 "@Dekaprime He's already out, I know :P" Yup! https://t.co/mS23i4hdky SHE SLEP 😭😭😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/Y7ElCcnD0u @FaeSkruff Furries are an online/furry convention occurrence usually? Though we're also kinda everywhere My Takkun snuggling in my lap 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/rdcYzDVBo0 @SixArmedSweater @HardSundae I am also very pro-as well!!! @FaeSkruff For me being a furry is a very queer experience and I like meeting queer people in the community. It's a very specific flavor of queerness that I love 💕 @FaeSkruff There are many furries that are cats lol @miss_nikola Oh gosh yes plz!!! 😍😍😍 "@FaeSkruff If you think being a furry sounds cool, you should be one! If that helps?" @FaeSkruff I still don't think I fully understand the question "@FaeSkruff I don't really understand most of your tweets, I'm sorry :/" @quijotescx @vexwerewolf For posterity: https://t.co/7CYf6iuanH @ZucchinnaArt I'm boring. I just assume it's 3 separate people @MateDoom Well in MY collection they'll be dating 😤 @saintwalker98 That's possible too I think @MateDoom They're girlfriends I mean have you seen the ridiculous shit Hollywood studios are convinced are magically cursed? No but seriously I'd almost bet money on the fact that AAA studios at least are going to stay far away from the 2070's in their sci-fi stories from now on @miss_nikola wow sissy caption way to read my mind D:< "@Elli_Trans Yep, Bug Bite (his actual name) is a Mercenary along with Soundblaster and Exhaust" A really funny sequel to these pics could be me pulling out the old Collector's Club Runamuck since technically it's the only Runamuck I currently own but I have no idea what box he's in lol https://t.co/zluH5zzRw2 there they are runabout and runamuck https://t.co/NpHBj5sVyl "@tamazonx I know this won't be applicable to most people just starting out, but once I was a few months on HRT, all doubt left my mind because I felt so much more alive. Hard to keep pretending I wasn't trans enough when estrogen felt so good lol" @viragoergosum I can't do DMs today "I'm likely well past the point where I have to worry about it healing incorrectly. I don't think I have to do it every day at this point. I just wish ""freshly dilated"" was a feeling that lasted longer than like, a couple hours." Gets to be kinda hard to find the spoons to dilate every day when my vag is going to be equally tight by the end of the day whether I dilate or not 🤷‍♀️ "@NLRG_ NLRG," @HardSundae This gives me a lot of hope for when I can finally try being hypnotized 👀👀👀 "@CHARLIEBOT34 I mean, all of them were planned to be the last movie. Literally from the first movie directly after it was released Bay pretended like he was done before the contracts were finalized." @HaileyAdamsXXX hbgvccccvhghhhhhhg omg imagine us both preggers Daddy 😍😍😍 Gosh 😳💕💕💕 https://t.co/cuEXPrQH50 @SteampunkPenny MY LITTLE MAN 😍😍😍 https://t.co/mCFgPFA8Wj @SnortingEstrace I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YESSSSS 💕💕💕 @ButtGoblin666 Yeah I had to block her on her new account too after she followed me 😬 @Azure_Husky Right??? Like I try not to underplay it but it was almost kinda easy? Or at least way easier than I was led to believe >.> "@jessfromonline It's actually a little concerning. Everyone just clicked the carp button because it was funny, but I guess someone is using a certain type of tweet that they can then edit later?" @eigenvectrix @EmDavis158 @BVDGRRL I have a really fun wet fidget toy in my crotch! :V Oh gosh you're trans? How incredibly hot of you~ @BVDGRRL 5G made me such a girl I have a pussy now 😳😳😳 @screamofangirl true >.> "Also if I'm being honest (and selfish) I just want to see Charlie in her 30's, having fully embraced that she's gay. I'm I'm Charlie" @hmsnofun The deep understanding and wonderful queerness of it all 🥰🥰🥰 "@PrissyOrcGF It's one of my favorites too! Charlie is by far my favorite human character in the franchise, and Shatter is easily in my top ten TFs 🥰🥰🥰" @hmsnofun I do and I can hardly believe it 😭😭😭 "Bumblebee 2 should take place in 2005 just so they can do that cheeky ""It is the year 2005"" '86 movie reference" @hmsnofun HUGE SAME Even if nothing comes from it at least I can say I tried. I'm 33 so it really seems like I'd be too old by the time this is anywhere close to achievable but you know what? I'm gonna pursue every avenue I can to make this happen. If there's even a chance I'm going for it. The ranch is watching Bumblebee for the first time (not my first time though). This movie is so good!!! @miss_nikola What a good pubby!!! 🥰💕 @ValestiVale It's a fair question but I don't feel like digging everything up. We've been talking about this for months. Someone got wet food tonight and is now very full of chicken 🥰 https://t.co/qecY2zNznl @AngryNerdBird god mood @HaileyAdamsXXX it's true gonna need a pregnant christmas miracle @WlNTERDAYDREAMS @XylariaVG I'm sorry? praying that my tis the season to be preggers tops arrive before christmas 🤞😭🤞 https://t.co/RNJVkLkp0u "@XylariaVG It's a tweet that has one of those buttons you usually see on ads that if you click it you can tweet about carp, but for some reason clicking it changes all instances of it to just the wikipedia link to carp" @PrissyOrcGF OMG that sounds like so much fun!!! 🥰🥰🥰 @NLRG_ I really love your vibe when you're tripping 💕💕💕 "Not that this clusterfuck was caused by them being weirdly transphobic in a game that, on paper at least, should have been massively popular with trans people, but I like to think this is at least a bit of cosmic justice." Let this be a lesson: - Don't use explosives to announce your baby's genitals - Don't do crunch - Don't be transphobic "Like yeah it's transphobic, but it's also such a massive, *devastating* fuckup that could have been easily avoided" Cyberpunk 2077 turned out to be the gender reveal party of gaming @FrillyHyena 😳😳😳 @Onyxx666 I'm enjoying the daily grind of dailies. I've experienced far more boring expansions lol @Onyxx666 Actually they're arranged that way because I used to own a Naga then mistakenly thought they stopped making them when last I bought a mouse lol the number of times per day I start doing a baby voice without even meaning to is exactly as many as you'd assume @blaze_casual You're so hecking cute Alexa 💕💕💕💕💕 Omg let's get that body pillow!!! @OzmaRacc hell yeah! @Hbomberguy deepest hbomb lore @StebMcDreb @blogconyst YESSSSS 😍😍😍 "@Orionpax4221 Honestly? I say go for it. If it makes you happy and you're in a position where you can, that's the closest any one of us can get to actually enjoying this existence" @blogconyst YOU COULD DO SO MUCH WITH 37 OF THEM $600 was chosen as a psyop to get us all to buy PS5s in an ill-fated attempt to stimulate the economy @melodyaligned WE ARE CONFIRMED FOR BAB STATUS "@melodyaligned that's my secret, cap I'm always little on main" "$600 is such a simultaneously small and large amount of money there's a nonzero chaotic evil portion of my lizard brain just going ""buy the $500 lifesize mareep stuffie""" @AshCoyote CUUUUTE 💕💕💕 @Kamenspider 👀👀👀 @TheStrawbrary hhgggggh I'm not saying I'm not a mammal 👀 "@TheStrawbrary I mean, guilty as charged" "@Kamenspider well if I must, 😔" "This is like the ""We should improve society somewhat"" meme except instead of replying ""And yet you participate"" the brain geniuses just say ""You're an ape tho""" Me: I'm happier with a pussy and when I'm seen as a woman Some weirdos: BUT??? YOU'RE A MAMMAL????????? """UMMMMM AARDVARKS AREN'T HUMAN THO??? THEREFORE YOU TRANSGENDERS ARE BEING IRRATIONAL!!!""" @heck_engine It's Original """Have you FORGOTTEN that humans are MAMMALS? Pronouns aren't fur and milk production!!! Checkmate, transgenders!!!!""" "By the logic of the person in the screenshot there, we should probably also abolish capitalism since, you know, infants and squirrels don't know what that is, right comrade? 👀👀👀" @CaseyExplosion asking a rhetorical question on Twitter is impossible you know this @StargirlSednira THAT'S SO SWEET OMG @bunnarchist I don't know if I've met them yet? I was told by others "@Onyxx666 Yes, so I can reach all my spells quickly. But alt + z is just a click away if I want to hide it for a sec." THAT TOO SO COOL https://t.co/XkmhNn6agH Yep that's the one! https://t.co/1lZcHdlnPe @DreamerHyena OH YEAH I FORGOT "I believe there's also at least one gay couple in Bastion as well. You can get married in the afterlife and they've worked hard to illustrate that no, gender doesn't matter for that." "The two most powerful phrases in the English language are ""His husband"" and ""Her wife"" 🥰🥰🥰" YOOOOOOO GAY NIGHT ELF SPIRITS https://t.co/sWYb8yhALx @AngryNerdBird @themouseyouknow @CMariePNG YES @foalpapers @kinkytatters Omg you're so welcome!!! 💕💕💕 I'll let y'all fill in the blanks there Dysphoria @foalpapers @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Yay congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "@miss_nikola (we could also have fun that we don't film, that works too, heh)" @natalievanbc @miss_nikola 👀👀👀 @MommyPosie @miss_nikola It's pretty obvious hehe "@miss_nikola I'd love to hang out! Maybe watch movies, play video games, something like that. You're really fun to hang out with online, I assume the same must be even more true in person! And if we're both in the mood, yeah it'd be fun to film something hehe 💕💕💕" "@miss_nikola Your secret is safe with me, fellow slut, but I think other people might just figure it out on their own~ 💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX I WANNA KISS YOU ALL OVER @Uber_Anne THAT'S ADORABLE OMG @nyaakat @maiasturbation Such a good sissy with a well-trained hole! 🥰🥰🥰 @null_convention 💕 @TempestaRubida Dysphoria is really weird and sometimes entirely unpredictable "@null_convention Oh, same" @SwiftAusterity I feel like I've known you for years wtf lol "About 6 months on HRT it started to feel wrong. I wasn't SUPPOSED to have a penis & I could feel it. Every so often I would feel like I was drowning in agony, just FEELING it down there Thankfully it's been a year since my vaginoplasty & I haven't felt genital dysphoria since 🥰" "I had and have other sources of dysphoria, but my genital dysphoria was my biggest and oldest source. At the beginning of puberty it manifested as a strong wish for a vulva instead of a penis, but then 17+ years of testosterone made it... seemingly bearable if extremely numb." "Me in 2016: I don't need dysphoria to be trans! I should come out! My genital dysphoria which had been hiding in plain sight for a decade and a half: Ha, cute" @CassFenrir Hell yes congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @CassFenrir At least we finally made it here! 💕 @CassFenrir Right???? "Wished I could be a girl at 12 Wished I could be trans at 18 Realized I didn't need dysphoria to be trans at 29, immediately came out and realized I had dysphoria lol" @RaeGun2k YOOOO THAT'S COOL @Demi_theynd No idea what that means honestly lol @Pr0t0thePissed @HaileyAdamsXXX (letting Hailey know) @Pr0t0thePissed @HaileyAdamsXXX (Heinrad is a tanooki Transformer) @HardSundae Sometimes wholesome doesn't cut it @kajikia_ *hugs hugs hugs* :/ 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis woah you're trans no way @MarcyKingUltra Super cute!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I've heard there was a spike in interest in Pokémon cards this year due to covid actually lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Heck yes!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg nice!!! Thinking of selling it? But seriously this seems mostly harmless despite being probably ineffective awwwww!!! me and the person who wants me dead both love star wars!!! @aliceincamera PRETTY 💕💕💕 @ErinInTheMorn THIS GLOWUP THO 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX SAME "Nah, it should be $60,000 So that the Republican assholes can feel accomplished for whittling it down to a third of that." @maegodhavemercy Nice!!! @ARCTIC_ST0RM DOESN'T MATTER I'M BUYING IT FOR CHARLIE :D At least I assume that's who that is? CHARLIE TOY CHARLIE TOY CHARLIE TOY :D :D :D @xychelsea Happy birthday Chelsea!!! 💕💕💕 @TrashBabyEva Of course!!! @TrashBabyEva CUUUUTE 😍😍😍 @gaysexaccessory CUTE I feel like that red strap going UNDER her left tit would start to hurt after a while Basically pornography for toy collectors And nearly pornography for everyone else https://t.co/prmzfdANr8 @nyaakat You got this! I believe in your butt! 😤 @QueenStodge Finally Hasbro just does what they've been wanting to do for years Community takes place in a community college through the eyes of a child despite there being no child characters @zandravandra Omg I love this how have I not backed until now??? @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes yes yes we should watch them together!!! "@Sonataa527 Ah, so the bottle neck is that currency you can only get 6 of per week. Yeesh." @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSSSS Why are all of these unavailable? I've now been waiting weeks to have literally any other choice but the top two. https://t.co/YnKZVz2Kgg @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX I HAVE THE SAME STUFFY TO MY IMMEDIATE RIGHT https://t.co/pjr6VM1Nw3 @HardSundae goddess the biggest of moods 😭💕 "@Katabassist @SixoTF There are two, Archadis and Airraptor. I believe the OP picture is the latter 👀👀👀" "Anyway it might seem initially disappointing that the dinosaur's legs aren't articulated, but I speak from experience when I say articulated digitigrade legs on a biped character isn't the best. My recent Baxter Stockman figure is having trouble supporting his own weight" "Said South Park parody is why the phrase ""rockin' tits"" entered my vernacular" @Katabassist @SixoTF 👀👀👀 Or seen Heavy Metal? It was both a magazine and a movie? Is that right? I remember there was a South Park parody of this "Sexy lady riding a dinosaur, it's like they made this for me, a person who's never read Heavy Metal" Can't tell if I want to buy her or be her https://t.co/MxqalvEB3H @SixoTF Literally my favorite dinosaur and I somehow don't have one in my collection yet @miss_nikola NIKOLA School is traumatic for so many reasons but this one's definitely a factor I mean I fucking refused for what that's worth. @StopTweetingMia You should definitely try that just to be safe @PersephoneHime Yeah mine is bioidentical @ElizabethTroub These are mouth pills. They just also work in the butt 🤷‍♀️ @PrissyOrcGF I'm jealous of both your booty and your closet @MommyStella7 lol I really haven't But I want to! @Ranting_Trans That's okay one time at a sleepover in middle school I asked a bunch of my friends how a vaginoplasty works @Flailmorpho_ @Lewd_Go_Round_ aw tight new sex finally dropped @nuggetemilybev Doctor's orders! Also they work a lot less when I don't @CaseyExplosion there it is the Casey explosion @NLRG_ the WHOLE alphabet??? gosh "@WeAreNIM @miss_nikola Don't have nails or an applicator. I get it past the first knuckle, I should be good" @JessicaCyboid poggers @WeAreNIM @miss_nikola Did it by hand and it was fine lol @JessicaCyboid I legit thought neovags couldn't do that. I shouldn't have doubted! I need to practice more >.> @JessicaCyboid OMG REALLY TEACH ME YOUR WAYS WTF For clarity: I talk a bit slutty game but until very recently I've been unwilling to do much butt stuff. Think it might've kinda been a dysphoria thing? I find it way easier now @miss_nikola thank you 😭💕 th this is going in my ass 😳😳😳😳😳 uhhhhh these 200mg prog pills are much bigger in person 😳😳😳 https://t.co/OC5XXRuRve @QuestForTori OMG THAT'S WONDERFUL TORI!! SO HAPPY FOR YOU 💕💕💕💕💕 Look it's great that you tried I guess but any one of us could have told you this would happen @project1enigma DM'd 💕 @QueenStodge Nice lol https://t.co/gA4bjOtxUl OH MY GOD IT'S BACK I'M SO HAPPY https://t.co/uQ3F4MZwN8 @nyaakat SMALL AND SUPER CUTE 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky It was a concert from a couple years ago so it might have an album by now? @DragonsBouquet It's a good investment! @DashForester I also play a ton of Ashe! @arancaytar AWWWWW @norintha Love you too!!!! 💕💕💕 @norintha Congrats babe! 💕💕💕💕 "@AyrenTheWolf My main fursona isn't myself, but I'd really like to make one that is" @artyorwhatevs Playing Junkrat can help! I love him to pieces but he's undeniably an easy character lol I LIVE for games like these 😍 https://t.co/43fIMWXCSg This match I got a 21 player killstreak lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/jj3hChd9sV THAT'S EVEN CUTER LOL https://t.co/aFOTO0jRDC "Wow, I've been playing for nearly 450 hours and I've never heard it! Goes to show how hard it is to sleep Pharah I guess lol https://t.co/R06wFdDwCo" "@SwiftAusterity Yep, she plays Ve'nari who's part of a new race called Brokers" @scots_dragon yeah lol @AnaMardoll RIGHT???? It's certainly possible it's a new line given the VA for Ana had to record a bunch of lines for a new character in WoW's Shadowlands. IT'S ADORABLE "I dunno if this is a new voice line but it's the first time I've heard it: When Ana sleeps Pharah she'll sometimes say ""I think it's time for justice to have a nap""" @miss_nikola HOT AND SPOOKY @VixusFoxy @Kahncub Bypassing the liver to make HRT work better is not anecdotal. It's why for a lot of people injections and patches work better than pills. @Deathbunny13 @halladayfan32 Love this display so much! @halladayfan32 Nice! @VixusFoxy @Kahncub It can help by bypassing your liver. It certainly helped me! "Apparently TFSource's wishlist doesn't work like you'd think and you need to input the address manually, ugh. If you wanna order me a Transformer from there, either DM me or reply to ask for my address and I can provide it 💕" @Demodeview You're not a gross dude @DarkHorseAsh @DegenerateThing please untag me before you do this @Demodeview That's because you have a lot of self-love you need to learn first @TFsource I've been assuming for days now that it's alright if we retweet AND reply and I hope I'm right 😳 #12daysoftfsourcemas @SnortingEstrace without question Greendale Human Being but pretend you thought of it a decade after the fact @TeddyMarinaro @maegodhavemercy @griffonatrix @reallifecomics https://t.co/fHAEuea9JE @vexwerewolf Non-queers don't bone their friends? How sad D: @AyrenTheWolf Of course! 😍😍😍 @benjanun_s ... ow @Katabassist Oh gosh I'm proud of you! @vluesclues *fears* :O @PrivateWelshman GOD I need to get reading this @PrivateWelshman daddy megatron 🥺🥺🥺 Reading Whirl's page on TFWiki and realizing I REALLY need to read more IDW comics https://t.co/NPVH5OcqIa @novazki__ @The_Beebles @QuestForTori @MommyPosie CUTIE "@miss_nikola @NewGenderWhoDis @LeafTilde So glad you're here, so glad to be your friend, and YES YOU'RE GORGEOUS OKAY" @formerlygolden I was about 6 months into HRT when I saw it in theaters! "@Poodleslime Waldo in the US, Wally I think everywhere else?" @NewGenderWhoDis @miss_nikola RIGHT??? Her glowup is legendary!!! @AyrenTheWolf Yes!! 💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf Omg you have so many I want 😭💕💕💕 "@StopTweetingMia I never tried wearing girl clothes until after I was on HRT. It didn't feel right otherwise. Which ended up being fine, but hoo boy do therapists ask about girl clothes a lot while you're getting your HRT letters." @AyrenTheWolf hhghhh 😳😳😳 Y'ALL SHE MAKES SOUNDS OMG I LOVE HER 😭😭😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/Y5kZw7Q5gc @Agustuski Thanks! 💕 I'm rate limited despite knowing for a fact that this hasn't been a Twitter heavy day we lost hard in this match but I somehow got potg lol https://t.co/HKUO4LJ4s4 @QuestForTori IT'S THEM @vapeorwaves Looks like they sell it here? https://t.co/sPb3rCdQhe "@Azure_Husky As much as I enjoyed TFA, let Rian Johnson remake the entire trilogy tbh" MORE FACTS https://t.co/D0zCJi6xSx @hmsnofun RIGHT??? IT'S TRUE 🥰 https://t.co/XangWCxNF1 @AFinchWrites y-yes >/////< OMG SOMEONE SENT ME THE BEST SWITCH CASE EVER 😍😍😍 https://t.co/2d1c2SPC7u @AFinchWrites true 🥵 @OzmaRacc thank u @AyrenTheWolf oh boy! @AyrenTheWolf Awwww thank you!!! @claco I'm sorry? wait what's this omg it's a link to my pinned tweet how'd this get here https://t.co/be83gpDE0b @MaxyAmalyna Congrats and good luck! 💕💕💕 She is $60 and my payment info is in my pinned tweet 👀 First Pokemon BAB plush I've wanted where I actually want to dress her up! THAT SCARF IS TOO CUTE YUP gonna need one of these 😳 @JessicaCyboid can't believe people who effectively think the same way are banning hypno off the internet @PoPlaysGames You know given that they ARE amiibo it's weird that none of those details are saved like they are with Smash amiibos @HaileyAdamsXXX 😘😘😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX SO CUTE AAAAA I WANNA SMOOCH THAT BELLY 😍😍😍 @SweetBeansComix Oh heck I'll have to keep a close eye on when they release! Cannot wait to put Autobot stickers on the chests on those three naked ones @Orionpax4221 Takara's our last hope I guess there's always Takara... @SnortingEstrace hell yeah even I had a chain wallet "@Orionpax4221 With Red Wing I was at least able to get him for like, I think it was $50? I assume there was less demand because he was a new character" @Orionpax4221 RIGHT???? For what it's worth this doesn't appear to apply to Runabout "So for me and I'm sure a ton of other TF collectors, my WfC shelf will simply contain no coneheads 🤷‍♀️" "I'm being told by a friend of a friend who works at Target that Thrust isn't just a Target exclusive, he's exclusive to only certain Targets, not all. No wonder the secondary market prices for him are already nuts" "@lapbottom_lesbo No, the electoral college decides, based on a lot of weird rules that don't always align with the popular vote. Hillary won the popular vote in 2016." @Calliethulhu I need to Know Silksong in the biblical sense @NoContextTFs Just how I remember them! "@DVanillannie @AyrenTheWolf Gosh 😍 I have a lot too but not nearly as much lol. Nowadays it's hard for me to justify paper Magic outside of Commander, and that almost never leads to me buying packs, which is where that bulk comes from lol" "@desert_daisie Yeah that one did catch my eye lol. I'm pretty sure these cards can be used in more than one save so yeah, borrow her any time!" "@DVanillannie @AyrenTheWolf If they're not among my personal favorites, rares and mythics go in the trade binder, everything else eventually (EVENTUALLY) trickles into boxes lol" They're in a lose-lose scenario. Electoral college only sometimes elects Republicans against the popular vote (whereas I don't think that ever happens for Democrats?). They're the only side that HAS to be pro-EC https://t.co/1Lwfdijvgk "Han's entire RotJ arc is just ""most wise ass"" and I'm here for it" This might have put Han over the limit for quippy one liners in RotJ "oh gosh that would sure show us! never voting again, we'd be so owned!" @DVanillannie @AyrenTheWolf Unless I'm playing with them in a deck (really only applicable to Magic cards) I put all my favorite cards (and just all my cards period when it comes to non-MtG cards) in binders! https://t.co/AqB45cy1vk I'm upset that the canonically trans Julia is only available in a different set of amiibo cards (Welcome amiibo) that aren't being reprinted 😭 https://t.co/OT7qrHhmQ6 @RareLtd @Fangamer I mean I'd HAVE to have milk! Wouldn't be right with anything else! @GottaGoMichelle These are amiibo cards tho? oh now this this is beautiful https://t.co/aYNpwLR1c0 @GottaGoMichelle No dupes yet but I hope to buy these whenever they're being sold for their actual MSRP which is already a dollar a card. I refuse to pay more lol Pulled none of the ones I was hoping for but at least I have a collection now 😍 https://t.co/2ARzO31BSb omg wtf I only ordered like half this amount lol https://t.co/FROOx266AC @Demodeview A lot of sex workers would continue to be sex workers even if they didn't need to. @Demodeview I'm talking more about people who find the sex worker themself to be guilty of a moral failing. Plus porn is sex work. literally who cares I mean apparently a ton of people but wtf is wrong with them "The fact that there are people, presumably a lot of people, that think doing sex work is somehow a massive moral failing just confuses the hell out of me" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you Daddy!!! 😍😍😍 @TFsource #12daysoftfsourcemas "My kitty Archimedes sheds a ton, his fur feels a bit oily, AND he has dandruff and yet I love him with all my heart and soul and cuddle him constantly" On the order page it estimated a window that included before Christmas so here's hoping 🤞 https://t.co/RWSI2mwrVV "@Demodeview Transition can help with losing weight for some people, especially if you're feeling that strong of a disconnect I think it could be related." "@panarchist1312 Had a friend on a locked account ask the exact same thing, so I'll share it here https://t.co/dzSDikx13i" "@Demodeview You have a very obvious case of dysphoria, babe" @MrsStephinMerit Oh babe you had it bad lol @MrsStephinMerit same "@MrsStephinMerit Yeah it's less that I had the thought ""Oh I should avoid this mirror"" and more... I just never looked at them unless I absolutely had to." @nobodyinpartic3 MOOD @ann_arcana IT'S THE BEST FEELING "@Demodeview It's hard to describe, but it's like, knowing on a subconscious level what your body looks and feels like, kinda" That's one of the most frustrating aspects of describing one's pre-transition existence. The framing in which you now understand it completely recontextualizes such that a lot of eggs can't see themselves in within it. It's what kept me in denial for 11 years. "It's not so much that I thought everyone's internal body map was static, it's that I didn't even know that was the framing in which I was existing." It's still kinda surreal thinking about how my pre-transition body map was just [static] and now I know what my body is now??? It's so hard to describe but it's like night and day "Someone sent me money over PayPal randomly, I assume to get a preggers shirt, thank you hero 😭💕" "I have a few horny shirts, but most of them I can barely stand wearing in public and yet this one would just let me blend in with the straights??? Wild" @MommyPosie No but seriously thank you for noticing. When I started talking about needing more prog to feel horny enough to feel normal people just joked about how horny I already was 😭 "I don't get paid until tomorrow so we're cutting it close as far as these getting here before Christmas but like, it's me can't not do this" @LilSunflowerClo @MommyPosie greater good? 🥵 @Kaelyrhn Most people can't. It requires an understanding of accents that's kinda expert mode? It's like being able to act like you can't act @MommyPosie @LilSunflowerClo hhggfdddhhhgf 🥵 "@miss_nikola I found a version of yours that says preggers so," @miss_nikola I think I might just get both haha @LilSunflowerClo @MommyPosie spoilers it's every day "not all of us have uteruses, JESSICA https://t.co/RooXPOdPdb" @miss_nikola LEGENDARY I'm thinking about getting the reindeer one but yours looks so cute too! YEP THAT'S THE ONE I HAVE TO GET MY FATE IS SET IN STONE NOW https://t.co/CGbO9qVdl3 @ComradeEevee Yep that's the one I'm getting lol NO FUCKING WAY https://t.co/g2TsepCYvT @found_serenity need to own this shirt welp this is a shirt I need now transphobia sucks being a trans girl rocks tho getting to be a trans girl is such a blessing 😔 @NewGenderWhoDis BABE YOU'RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS OMG @RileyTheRedFox Still super cute tho 💕 @RileyTheRedFox Holy heck I didn't even recognize you! @BVDGRRL Because you're awesome and I feel lucky to call you a friend also as a bUnNY I feel like we understand each other @Flailmorpho_ WANNA SMOOCH I'm glad people are liking this because I was pretty certain only I'd find it funny lol @Uber_Anne We should just get actual Geno and Sans. And Cuphead too I guess @QuestForTori *huffs* D:< @JessicaCyboid Truth 💕 @Flailmorpho_ WAIT A SECOND YOU'RE REALLY HOT @LambChopInPamps ghhfffhbcxcfbbcggbbb 🥵🥵🥵 """I'm so mad I'm about to say a fuck word"" - Batman" Correct 🥵 https://t.co/hj3F5l1dXV what am I saying I'm also food motivated @deathpigeon the meltdowns are always vastly telling you can convince me to do quite a lot if you promise you'll breed me good and proper as a reward less food motivated and more brood motivated @Flailmorpho_ my attempt at groaning at that pun quickly turns into moaning from the rough breeding I'm receiving @CelticAnarchy @WhaleHorned I'm definitely in favor of that. If I'm ever able to adopt it's pretty much a given that we're gonna be able to give this system a test run. @WhaleHorned I tend to agree but as with all stuff like this I'm always open to being convinced otherwise. @whyamIhere2k @KatieAngelWitch I still have a gut but the fat changed so much it's much more bearable. It's girl fat now 🥰 It's one of those problems where I've yet to see a really good solution for but that doesn't mean it's not a problem I know the idea that parents are an example of an unjust hierarchy sounds weird at first but the fact that everyone trying to argue against it just immediately shows their ass should be A Clue @whyamIhere2k Totally! And that's valid af 💕 @Uber_Anne IT'S TRUE @hmsnofun SAME LOL love how HRT changed my belly from thick beef to squishy marshmallow someone should fuck me about it honestly "I just really love having a squishy, curvy, girly body 😍😍😍" @Uber_Anne It's so hot 😭💕 THEY SO DO MAKE MY TIDDIES *POP* https://t.co/1R1tTN6WZz "@vexwerewolf GOD, SAME" I'm not saying guys can't wear tight tops but just that it's a source of gender euphoria for me now so I may as well embrace it lol "Wanted to buy a top that only came in ""unisex"" which I assume means ""guy sizes"" and since I like to wear tighter women's tops now I went a size smaller than I used to wear pre-transition and crossing my fingers >.>" "@starseeker8749 @kroati1 @Flailmorpho_ personally a huge fan of ""fruit truck hiding a machine gun quad copter""" @Flailmorpho_ Possibly the hardest I've ever laughed was from watching those videos @AshCoyote @FurryFilmmaker Exciting! I'm glad you were able to make it happen despite covid and everything! 💕💕💕 @AshCoyote But I DID accidentally guess there was a trans one that one time so I don't blame you for wondering lol @AshCoyote No I meant the trans one I guess I forgot that one was already announced lol @AshCoyote Been excitedly waiting for this one :3 @MarcyKingUltra Good stuff! @AtriaPneumatic Probably~ 💕 @WillowPoss That's what I do! @AtriaPneumatic I don't have a dick :P "@hmsnofun It feels like like ""cyberpunk"" and more like ""what a bunch of boring, privileged cis liberals think is cool""" @Demodeview It didn't come across as any of that This is just the year for this kind of revelation huh https://t.co/5dARoy9ltx @hmsnofun @quatoria it's the most efficient way to gay @TarynnWren hhggggh 🥺 Community really was like a decade ago fuck He's only 4 years older than Donald Glover which I guess sounds about right but jesus what the fuck is time anymore "I was gonna be all ""Why does Danny Pudi look so much older in this ad"" and I looked it up and he's *41* somehow" @MajestikDewback I don't mind "@Demodeview Of all the things you've apologized for, this is by far the least necessary apology of them all 💕 I was answering your question!" @CallieBurrito Good~ 😘 @gardenoftrans I do have something of a reputation to uphold hehe @Demodeview Mouthfeel and musk varies @gardenoftrans 🥺🥺🥺 @HardSundae well gosh I'll make sure to share next time I do it~ @blogconyst @LeafTilde was busy chugging cum @QueerFurries @vexwerewolf I came here to ask this but assumed you would know??? @TheStrawbrary hhgggffffhhgddrrhhdsdjjcv okay >////< 💕💦 "That Moment You know the one, where a new dick you haven't had in your mouth before is right there in front of you and you're ready to be a good slut and deepthroat it 😍" so many girls and enbies whose dicks I wanna taste 😔 @miss_nikola so fucking punk @DragonsBouquet wow gay~ 😘 @blogconyst @Doc_Wolverine oh really? I couldn't tell :P @SnortingEstrace YOU GOT THIS @DragonsBouquet Your glasses are cute and your face is pretty 💕💕💕 @Doc_Wolverine @OhHeyMonsterBoy it's self-explanatory tbh @Doc_Wolverine lol the idea that girls in the fandom aren't into adult stuff when SO MANY of my furry friends are slutty transfemmes @ikksnay accurate @maxcapacity_ Oh yeah I remember trading for like 3 of them for my toon deck back in the day @Kitty_Kimz Lips then quickly moving to all over~ @gardenoftrans Gosh! Lucky subs 💕 @TFsource #12daysoftfsourcemas @NLRG_ jealous 🥺 @lucashoalAD @JessicaCyboid I retweeted it because I agree! @JessicaCyboid sometimes dilating sure be like that @MajestikDewback @JenApparently I have a bunch of Sharkticons and I'm thinking of making him their leader @nixie_pink 😳🥺🥵 @JenApparently I noticed that TFSource has the Sharkticon Megs in stock and I have BEEN TEMPTED @nixie_pink gosh 😳 @BirdTickler Mood x.x I'm still inkless lol @BirdTickler you just had one of the most ultimate body mods @JessicaCyboid having a dick was really overrated imo @JessicaCyboid mood @NLRG_ nlrg why do you love enabling fascism so much @PrissyOrcGF I'm still rooting for you and your tidders 😤 @PrissyOrcGF but they're so tiny! @PrissyOrcGF omg that looks satisfying @JimSterling This is the most you way to announce this lol. Congrats! "@NatalieTheCapn I live in North America, so yes I've seen Canada Geese lol" "@Kate_Bunni @OutcastToad That's why I didn't mention that. But for the wrong name, everything else is still relevant" "We're used to avian dinosaurs (birds) being mostly harmless to humans. That wasn't always the case even for avian dinosaurs, much less the non-avian ones. Birds can be ferocious when they need to be." @Yona_Korse EXACTLY "Geese LOOK funny, but most folks know they're assholes, now imagine if they were 6 feet long and regularly ate humans." AND IT'S HORRIFYING IT'S BLOOD CHILLING DINOSAURS HAVE NOT BEEN RUINED 15 seconds in https://t.co/l7nOmmqp3M "Everyone's like ""stop running dinosaurs"" as if one of the raptors in Jurassic Park didn't honk like a goose to call the her friend over right before the raptors in the kitchen scene. Did y'all seriously forget that?" @vluescluesAD @DragonQueenRose it me im mother And yes this is a subtweet lol @HaileyAdamsXXX goddess yes 😍 @Helix_the_Fox Often though not everyone does Person I admire follows me: 😳😳😳 Person I admire doesn't unfollow me when I horny tweet: 🥺🥺🥺 Person I admire actually likes my horny tweets: https://t.co/2HwPE3AKjT @HaileyAdamsXXX yes plzzzzz 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna cover your face in it Daddy 🥵 most orgasms with vulvas are tool assisted this is highly unusual @LuminaWah Yep 🥵 progesterone making me horny enough to cum with just my hand 🥵 @TheStrawbrary Huge agree 😍😍😍 @MaiaFranklyn The ratchets in his hips need more positions. Other than that he's perfect 😍 "Swamper was the first third party figure I got really excited for so he holds a special place in my heart. There's a high level of CHONK to him that I find very satisfying, even though I'm willing to bet there's a better 3rd party Skullcruncher at this point. https://t.co/1DsA4zQLLR" @salielle *I mean if you want it to be~* @Doc_Wolverine Hello mayo my old friend I've come to spread you on some bread "I know the new ones look a little on the large side, but the next smallest size I had looked too small lol. This looks better than it did, that's the important part." Years ago I bought some Autobot and Decepticon decals and for some reason I assumed the ones without an outline would look better. For something like 7 years I've needed to replace this insignia on Swamper (Skullcruncher). He looks so much better now! https://t.co/ISGAg1ymNp @BirdTickler You're an easter egg in a better cyberpunk game @Nymphomachy Oh no D: @TFsource #12daysoftfsourcemas "@demiurgentle Nah, you are 💕" "I don't make the rules, these are just the facts" trans women are just prettier than cis women 🤷‍♀️ @BVDGRRL *pets the good doggo* 💕 @ZJemptv I accidentally picked a common one with Kat @ann_arcana It improves all burgers! @AngryNerdBird My DMs are always open. You got this 💕 @_FeistyBoots_ I would have started HRT a month later if I could! For me I had to wait 9 months RIP 😭 It's fascinating when brains so overtly figure stuff out with dreams 💕 obtained girlbot https://t.co/3rXHWAfzDq @AngryNerdBird I thought you knew? Come watch my girlfriend play Minecraft! "If you want to get the ranch something, J put together a registry list for us!" @AyrenTheWolf Wow gay! Congrats :3 @BVDGRRL BABS @southswampwitch @KelseyCham @angel_0f_deathx @girldrawsghosts @zombieseas @meghanttucker @shinerybox @Emmy_Zje @heyyguido @konfusionk @markie_monroe @daralynn13 @emrazz @andallya @LesbianLaMaupin @ravenscimaven @evantessuraea You're really sweet for including me in this list gosh 💕 @_FeistyBoots_ That's awesome! @_FeistyBoots_ I mean I still like Overwatch! @PrissyOrcGF legendary butt 😍💕 @HardSundae @AngryNerdBird @SixArmedSweater I wanna see too! "@quietandobscure @ItsKateActually I'm a like, upper casual player? And I still enjoy it. The fact that I don't really engage with it on a comp level probably factors in here lol" @MajestikDewback @Ultra_Swagnus OMG LOVE IT What I find interesting about that dream is the trans woman I invented in my head didn't even get to respond before I woke up. Because she didn't need to. I already had the answer I came for. "That's when I came out to myself and my fiancée. I wish I could remember when it was I came out to everyone else, but it was at most a few months later and it was very uneventful. I was certain by that point. Anyone with a problem with that I wanted gone." @BarbiturateCat We competed with at least one other local school if I recall @MoonPupper 👀👀👀👀 @danikaroseraven @JessicaOnMain It's one of my favorite subjects! @TheCrystalStorm RIGHT??? @zerolucre It's not very common! Hence why I have no idea why it was a thing at my school "@401authrequired Nah, I was small and had young bones lol" "@Lorenmakesart @Natme15 @ThoughtSlime That's a big different given that no one holds a phone that way, not even old phones. It's like when someone mimes holding a gun and they stick their index finger out" "I didn't get into ballet or anything like that as a kid, but I WAS on the school's Tinikling team and I was one of the few ""boys"" Why did my school have a Tinikling team? I'm still unsure 25 years later, but I had a lot of fun." @ItsKateActually Yeah these days. I still like it though "@BootsnFruits It's incredibly silly and incorrect to exclude stop motion, period." "like, divide should have guessed that one" Oh **DIVISIVE fuck me "*devisive How do you spell that, nothing is working fuck" @ButSeeking The line between animation and acting is less a line and more a gradient I think it's safe to say the 2070's are now cursed. Don't make video games that take place in that decade. Overwatch takes place there too and it's thought of as decisive at best these days. "@JessicaOnMain I prefer that second definition too, hence me getting weird with it talking about Muppets lol" "@edensthings I mean in a way our brains are all operating vessels that, without said brains, would in fact be inanimate 🤔" "You might not like it, but this is animation: https://t.co/qKw9OIwyvQ" "Hot take: Even puppetry is a form of animation, and no I don't mean stop motion (which is obviously also animation and does use props called puppets)" @Kaelyrhn 💕😍😍😍💕 @SunnyClipz I mean being cute like you helps 😍😍😍 @QueenStodge ooooh yes plz~ 😍💕 @NewGenderWhoDis gosh plz 😍😍😍 Has anyone taken pictures of what it looks like when a Modulator hooks up to a Titan Class cityformer? I assume there's connectors for it but I also wonder if the massive size discrepancy would look too silly https://t.co/GDMnK7feYF @ann_arcana 👀👀👀 my reaction when I found out Leia didn't get to be a Jedi @litterboxhex You're too far away D:< @kajikia_ omg they're looking so good! 😍 @Azure_Husky @LuminaWah love you too! 🥰 when you eat a bowl of alphabits do you have a vowel movement? GLaDOS @bunbunemmy Tempted to try it honestly 👀 @Lass_Library Yes plz! 😍😍😍 "@FinalBossFemme The place in which you prepare your food, Could use more green to improve the mood" @bunnarchist yes plz! @bunnarchist hi 👀👀👀 @PersephoneHime Hot~ @PersephoneHime https://t.co/7akJd8Weh0 @futanarchy omg 😍😍😍 "@FinalBossFemme Your kitchen's lacking so if you please, Your time would be better spent among the trees" @lucashoalAD CUTE @PersephoneHime I HOPE IT IS @TSEmmaQuinn 👀👀👀 @lucashoalAD PLZ 🥵💦 @ThoughtSlime Is there a word for this? It's like the save icon @JuliaSerano Iron Man 3 is so underrated! @DragonsBouquet yes plz omg 🥵🥵🥵 @PersephoneHime PLZ 💦 @lucashoalAD my body (face) is ready I've grown tired of breathing "I just, need more transfemmes to suffocate me under their asses okay" @PrissyOrcGF well then do I have a chair for you! 😍 @PrissyOrcGF random thought but have I ever told you how comfy my face is? 🤔 Seriously name a more powerful duo Please tell me they ended up hanging out more @upandoutcomic Oh heck I didn't realize it was coming out so soon! Just pre-ordered it 💕 @PonyTromper Lemme tell you: They make so many damn plastic robots now 😬 "So many of my TF collector friends were grabbing her, I was like ""If we're gonna be in town we need to hit up a Walmart"" AND SURE ENOUGH" YOOOOOO LAST ONE THEY HAD AT WALMART https://t.co/WLNnqSu56B @Faizenek that's how I try to live honestly @EvoChanger Oooooh whose gun is that? @OhHeyMonsterBoy tiddy goals "@AyrenTheWolf oh gosh wax feels sooooo good lucky sub, whoever that is! 🥰" @squinln I barely recognize the person I used to be @SixArmedSweater @HardSundae y-you know if you ever find yourself needing more 👀🥵💦 @HardSundae hhhhhhh as a fellow eggslut I approve 🥵🥵🥵 @Monicaaaaaah Hell yeah I'm part of the cool kids club 😎 @HardSundae Called it! Knew it was her~ @HardSundae @SixArmedSweater Literally retweeting this before I've read it because those content warnings are 🔥🔥🔥 @NikkiVenusTS @LilBitchMadness I've only ever seen one example of it so I hesitate to say one way or the other @EvoChanger Yeah they were WAY too tiny for their intended figure imo @LilBitchMadness You can. It's an uncommon surgery but it exists @HardSundae I am very much pro-eggs 🥵 @JessicaCyboid @NikkiVenusTS so much wet >.< @OzmaRacc how is it you look so hot in everything @JessicaCyboid @NikkiVenusTS Yeah it's all still connected. I can FEEL myself get wetter when I get turned on 😳😳😳 @JessicaCyboid @NikkiVenusTS The skin just turns into a mucus membrane like it's supposed to be. It's downright magical. @JessicaCyboid @NikkiVenusTS You'd think the penile inversion procedure would be pretty dry but NOPE @JessicaCyboid yeah mine stays pretty wet too >.> "playable gargoyles when, blizzard? https://t.co/L4QMvJ4iNF" @HardSundae @SixArmedSweater soooooo unbelievably hot 🥵 @HardSundae @SixArmedSweater Thank you Quinn it was really hot and I'm very wet after reading it 🥵💕 @BVDGRRL yo this SLAPS @sidhra @lisaquestions Same lol @HardSundae Monster girls who can see the trapped girl inside an egg are uhhhhh EXTREMELY my jam 😍😍😍 This might be one of your hottest stories yet 🥵 @Orionpax4221 lol I thought for sure the sticker sheet had an Autobot symbol and they were gonna pretend it was random/a surprise or something to skirt copyright law haha My left knee has been bothering me to be fair but that's it This is also true of me and I'm worried I'm incurring the wrath of some trickster god by just existing @blaze_casual Cute face!!! Also cute dohoonkabhankoloos 👀 @JessicaCyboid That's so wonderful! So hecking happy for you 🥰🥰🥰 @nyaakat YOOOOOO HELL YEAH @SnortingEstrace I hate how true this is :/ Calling it now: People only think Obi-Wan looked too old in Episode IV because of that 10 year time skip and in 2034 McGregor will look comparably old So fuck it let's just complete this weird tangent and lay it all out: Year McGregor will old enough to play Episode IV Obi-Wan based on his age in Episode III: 2024 Year McGregor will be old enough to play Episode IV Obi-Wan based on his age in Episode I: 2034 "Another way of looking at it is based on McGregor and Lloyd's age in 1999, Episode II should have come out in 2009 if we wanted all the actor's ages to be accurate. Which is silly to consider but it's 1am and I can't sleep lol" "Generally McGregor is merely 10 years younger than he ""should"" be in relation to Guinness, and it's all because of the time jump between Episode I and II, and THAT is all because George wanted Anakin to be a little kid who would miss his mommy in Episode I lol" "Oh hey here's a fun fact, in just 4 years Ewan McGregor will be 19 years older than he was in Revenge of the Sith, ie in theory old enough to play Obi-Wan during the events of A New Hope, kinda (more time happened between Episode I and III in the canon than in real life tho)" "I'll admit it's the least bullshit ""From a certain point of view"" we've yet gotten https://t.co/dRNDl7poGi" Btw this is all Lucas' fault. He didn't have to end RotS with literally every OT character in place and at the ready like 20 years ahead of time. Much of where the characters ended up could have just been implied. "The very existence of a post-RotS Obi-Wan series that isn't just his very boring life laying low and keeping an eye on Luke was already going to make the world feel smaller and the timeline feel more ridiculous so sure, let's have a fight with Vader too, why not" """I sense a presence I've not felt since... last Thursday""" "@hmsnofun Yeah I thought that's what this was too when in first saw it but, but this is a Chekhov's meditation, you'll see" "@CuddlePotato Well, late 2000's I guess" @CuddlePotato Oh this is lovely and deliciously 2010's That's a MUCH better comparison lol my bad https://t.co/c8GCdE0nnh @ChaosWitchLizzy Usually they work for me but tonight it certainly sucks Awesome news: My new progesterone prescription is for 200mg pills so no more having to stick two pills up my butt! And I'm nearly out of my 100mg ones so time to upgrade! Less awesome news: K*iser's online prescription refill page appears to be broken 🙃🙃🙃 @vexwerewolf CUTIE 😍 In other words I don't need to read that thread to know OP got dunked on heartily "Fun fact when a post on 4ch*n has a bunch of numbers at the bottom like that, they're linking to everyone directly replying to that post and is the equivalent of Discord's ""several people are typing""" @HenryWHall Reminds me I still need to get the SDCC one to complete the set 😬 @HenryWHall I just realized I forgot about those two dinosaur cassettes they reissued when Pulse launched. There's precident for G1 figures! @HenryWHall I wasn't sure about the GL figures but I was trying to get ahead of people pointing out I forgot about them since they are older Takara figures lol "He's been one of my grails for... well, nearly 15 years https://t.co/YdZDveQTVK" I really hope re-releasing Prime Breakdown and the Golden Lagoon figures is an indication that Hasbro intends to continue to re-issue hard to find HasTak figures in the future. Imagine if in 2 years we got Animated Blackout and Thundercracker for Animated's 15th 👀 "@JenApparently Gosh, your bargaining position sure is dubious!" @Mokiawa Great minds~ Anyway see y'all in 19 years when I can make a Queen reference @Mokiawa You could still tweet it! I dunno if I actually feel that way I just love the album Tommy and just realized this is the only time in my life I'll be able to make that reference I've got a feeling '21 Is going to be a good year Especially if you and me See it in together @MayaEriksson9 I'm always a little upset when Mistress skips it 😤 @emnicw @PaperJoshi Oh yeah he did a bunch of stuff after that lol https://t.co/ZzVwySGeW7 Community has the best theme song ever don't @ me Shampooroth @arthur_affect Nah that's when Scooby Doo finally got good @ARCTIC_ST0RM CHINSTRAP IS BACK BABEE @maiasturbation @JessicaCyboid hey Maia guess what we're gonna do when I visit :3 @JessicaCyboid I'll get there! Probably! Might need to fuck more lol @JessicaCyboid jelly 😭 @JessicaCyboid #DaddysGirlGang @emnicw @PaperJoshi @TorificallyTori Whew! Figured it out lol There's a new toy of him that looks like the cartoon did (that was the picture that one rando posted and sniped me with lol) @PaperJoshi @emnicw @TorificallyTori Skyfire had a fakeout death involving ice https://t.co/XqGzLlZ3Br "@emnicw @TorificallyTori If you mean the cartoon then that was prooooobably Jetfire (known as Skyfire in the cartoon)? He didn't die though, don't worry. https://t.co/wz9X1k8x38" finally I'm free https://t.co/zrkDVPx1IN @emnicw @TorificallyTori Omg wait a second you're talking about a cartoon character and not a toy you owned??? That's a lot different... Transformers didn't tend to die in the show... @emnicw @TorificallyTori Starscream was never good lol. Did your toy have a third mode that was a boat? Luckily there aren't that many Autobot jets @emnicw @TorificallyTori Any of these look familiar? I can tell you the names but now I apparently have to hurry so I skipped that part unless needed https://t.co/9Q4fPil4Nl @emnicw @TorificallyTori This is what he looked like when you were a kid though https://t.co/4BKcsP4Vjf "@TorificallyTori @emnicw I'm having a lot of fun with this but my fun is significantly decreased if people try to snipe me. Jetfire isn't grey, and that toy? A year old, not 35. G1 toy looked nothing like that." @emnicw @TorificallyTori Was it Skydive? Grey Autobot jet. If not there are 4 other Arialbots it could've been https://t.co/2DYDkN2IAG "@emnicw @TorificallyTori Wait a second I got it, lemme find the name" "@emnicw @TorificallyTori Not a Decepticon? Hmmmm Well in case you misremember, for grey we have Starscream in Transformers. But we also have and Leader-1 in Gobots https://t.co/IvwMyKqbpJ" @emnicw @TorificallyTori Navy as in the color? https://t.co/3CXNEInDoU https://t.co/S9WsB2Maph "@Pr0t0thePissed Sari counts because she fulfills the role of a human character, but yeah she's my second favorite" "Best human character in the entire Transformers franchise, easily" @RimesAsder Your understanding is incorrect Twitter would likely suspend me for the kind of words you deserve HRT makes the biological differences between men and women you speak of negligible at best. This is poorly disguised transphobia that will harm even the cis women you pretend to protect. @PrissyOrcGF thank you 🥺 @Janna_802 Thank you :3 @DigiLewna No because covid :P @Janna_802 Always! I've been collared 24/7 for nearly 2 years! "@MajestikDewback I know their cooked food is amazing, who doesn't know that? :P" @lucashoal I know I've been going for years :P @SofaJustice #BodyScreamingToBePregnantGang 😔 @MajestikDewback Nope we're avoiding because covid @lucashoal No food here because covid (I mean they're selling them but we're not buying lol) https://t.co/YpbTzhhFwI Pictured: sweaty bun 🥵 https://t.co/JADIAhS0Oe Pushing just my cart has been a helluva workout Our first full Costco trip for the ranch in over a year and we have THREE FULL CARTS lol But this should last us at least a month which is something that's impossible at any other grocery store Takes a lot to feed a commune x.x @6MGS9 No @IcyWitch35 Definitely! "@IcyWitch35 Staying in touch would help, but honestly I still wouldn't risk it unless the parents are like, nearly family-levels of closeness" "@IcyWitch35 I don't think I'd like that personally Pros: Get to be pregnant lots Cons: I've heard for a lot of mothers there's a deep connection with the baby you carry. It probably doesn't happen to everyone (surrogates are a thing!) but both my mom and sister have experienced that, so," @Vangelus Agreed @sapphixy @SteampunkPenny If I don't know what that means Mistress definitely doesn't lol "Full experience too, ending in a kid. Just one and done and I'd be good." There isn't much I wouldn't trade to be able to experience being pregnant They should! https://t.co/xAfkkm6qoy @JessicaCyboid Yeah that's basically what I do lol "Yeah that sounds right. And even in the fast pace world of Overwatch, 2 seconds nothing lol https://t.co/BX4SqhTurg" @StopTweetingMia you're probably super preggers I'm afraid 😔 @HaileyAdamsXXX god that would be so hot 🥵 I actually don't know if that info is still accurate because while it does take forever to reload I really don't THINK it's longer than the nanoboost? It's most of it for sure tho For those who don't play: Ashe's gun can hold 12 bullets. https://t.co/KfnPUV5Gsw @transscribe Absolutely! @machtackle Ooooh good idea! "Me, playing Ashe: *JUST emptied my magazine* Ana: YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE Me, standing there for five million years glowing like an idiot: https://t.co/EaXLVlFqW9" @transscribe Gosh we really need to be on at the same time lol. It'd be fun to play together! "@machtackle Yeah I was thinking I might pick up Arcee But even with Cheetor, again, MP *and* WfC exists. I suppose this is for folks who can't get MPs which I totally understand." @QuestForTori https://t.co/ocKmL3tzdw "@machtackle I love the idea of this line but between Masterpiece and WfC, it's impossible to justify buying any. These would've been so much cooler in a pre-WfC world." @TrexPushups @AnaMardoll Yeah my modded setup works a tiny bit differently :V "@reallifecomics I mean I DID tweet that it's too much Star Wars but like, I love Star Wars and will watch it all lol" @LilSunflowerClo 😳😳😳 @reallifecomics I'm on your side with this Mae! @JessicaCyboid According to @TrexPushups they do! @norintha @TrexPushups @MrsStephinMerit @HaileyAdamsXXX I can't wait to try it with youuuuuu! 😍 do nOT PUT JALAPENO IN PUSSY https://t.co/8y3D0oPLbN @vexwerewolf He was operating on Looper rules @StebMcDreb Wanna smooch!!! This thread makes it sound like I've already tried this and while I want to try it asap I have not yet 😔 @QuestForTori OOF @bi_gendian @emxpls VERY different lol But they're both fun! @ukleghoul @Oh_its_joanna Keep it that way. Very dangerous right wing asshole who likes to sic his fans on people @emxpls Yes? "Or rather, thanks to @TrexPushups for the idea lol" Omg why I haven't I thought about using poppers to help with my vaginismus until now 😳 "@TrexPushups @MrsStephinMerit OMG I SHOULD TRY THAT @HaileyAdamsXXX, @norintha WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT LOL" @blogconyst @TrexPushups @Ally_Snow_ Omg that's so sweet! 💕💕💕 @MrsStephinMerit @HaileyAdamsXXX It's a bit rough I wanna be filled again so bad 😭 @TrexPushups @MrsStephinMerit I can only fit one finger in there but I should still try it 👀 @TrexPushups so jealous 😭😭😭 @Pr0t0thePissed He loves being held! @HaileyAdamsXXX I squirmed looking at all 3 of these omg 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 "Archimedes says ""If it fits I sits 😤"" https://t.co/pi8MMRZbz4" @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgggghhhhgdss 😳😳😳😳😳😳 "@Arkkon1 Yup, it's one of those ""This kinda sucks but it gives me massive gender euphoria"" things lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Oooooh what are those? 😍 @JenApparently But he needs his hat! D: @Lady_CandyCat @Drustan27 YUP @scots_dragon 💕💕💕 @sextoyspolitics And it's not like most trans women have a larger skene gland than cis women since ours shrinks on HRT 😳 "@scots_dragon Ugh, I only tried to hide this reply but Twitter assumes you want to block anyone who makes a reply you want to hide. I blocked you for a second there I'm sorry! Were we mutuals?" (That's right @HaileyAdamsXXX's been edging me for four months 😳😳😳) (Though maybe we'll see. Everything's finally healed up enough to be a bit rougher with my cunt and what little fucking Daddy and I were able to do when she last visited really FELT like I was about to cum...) "I'm even someone who still thinks it's an OKAY movie, but, like Ana said, REGARDLESS of standalone quality!" Say it with me now: Rise of Skywalker 😭 "I dunno part of it might be I need to find a good starter size toy, but for me being penetrated feels nice but if I don't have vibrations on my clit I'm not cumming 🤷‍♀️" @mercadomalorte I'm told that might've been a rumor :/ "@avyjae One of the main characters from Rogue One, owner of K-2SO" @TrexPushups @Ally_Snow_ Sharks came first :P @VoicesOfViolet I told you! Glad you liked it 🥰 @Lady_CandyCat @Drustan27 OH SHIT IT WOULD HAVE K2 IN IT WOULDN'T IT okay I'm on board now "Gonna write a *REALISTIC* TG/TF story where the guy turns into a horny girl, realizes fingers aren't enough to get off, reaches for a dildo, but quickly realizes he needs a vibrating massage toy to really finish 😤" @StopTweetingMia I've been supporting it on Patreon for a while now but I haven't played it much. Kinda want to be surprised by the finished product hehe~ "@Demi_theynd I'd let that Santa raw me, no question" @StopTweetingMia Fuck I can't believe I've never made this joke before "And yeah I could pirate it, I just don't have any interest in devoting time to figure out how to do that" @XylariaVG Oh yeah it's on my Steam wishlist for a similar reason "Just, reflecting on where we are as a society" "Realizing the only context I'd feel okay with playing Cyberpunk is if I bought it used, and I prefer to play first person RPGs on PC, so that's... impossible" @miss_nikola super pregnant you say 👀👀👀👀 my name becomes a shitpost h No one voted for Biden. We voted against Trump. you chose poorly @litterboxhex Ugh. Another word to censor when replying. This is ridiculous. @ArtregalOR @iekenner @transscribe That can change with time 💕 @KorpsPropaganda yeah it's mine @blogconyst It's just the letter I need to get it changed but it's the first step! @miss_nikola A kissable face AND a kissable dick??? 😍😍😍 I'm a horse girl but for dinosaurs @blogconyst Marker change! I've been legally a Kathryn for two years 🥰 @34genCha I think so? It's been two years since I talked to SS about this but I think they said I just need this letter? I can't remember who it was that also lives in Colorado and did all this recently by mail due to covid but please get in contact with me lol oh god third time's the charm redacting all the right stuff >.> Just the first step but it's the first step in a big step!!! 🎊🥳🎉 https://t.co/fFnpiVKV3P YAY I FINALLY GOT MY RAPTOR SOULSHAPE 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/20Ey3ZpnZ7 @Cybershell @EdenImouto furries being furries feels weird to me @BugbearPancakes oh god the mummy was 21 years ago wasn't it @tamazonx I did no such thing :P "My bad for not slavishly watching their investor live stream, my bad, my feed was just showing me titles for shows. I love that I'm wrong! https://t.co/6TJp85BQkp" @Paladin4221 I didn't. Thank goodness. I assume The Sabre Wulf will be coming soon as well "That's legitimately neat, but I am SCREAMING at the fact that we got a Perfect Dark 3, Killer Instinct 3, FUCKING BATTLETOADS 3, and I'm still waiting for a Banjo-Threeie 😭😭😭" @Valkyrie497 Oh thank fuck "My worry is that at Lucasfilm ever since Solo kinda (KINDA) bombed, they're now only gonna let ""big"" SAGA stories be movies, but like... Skywalker Saga is over... I don't know if I want a new similar saga. I just want to see Star Wars in theaters D:" "In addition to this being too many Star Wars, why the fuck is not ANY of these a movie? Just one? Please? And before you comment, I know you hated TROS, I literally don't care, I just like movies okay?" "@Caliriana There might be a deep lore word that the Togruta invented, but Star Wars is what happens when no one has aa Prime Directive so it's been possibly millions of years of a semi-shared culture and shared language." @Caliriana To be fair I assume the WORD lekku is probably of Twi'lek origin? It's literally in their name lol @Caliriana Both species have lekku "I'm probably gonna do the thing where I remind folks that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism while I MAYBE watch this, but I'm going to complain the entire time." "@MelanieMoore Which is ironic, given the first Togruta character in the franchise was also in live action with much bigger head stuff :P" Yeah that was my guess. That male Twi'lek in the prison break episode was also... lool I'm sure it's not the size that counts https://t.co/a5UPHVFwLR "@Katabassist I mean I assume the actual reason it's hard enough to move around even with lekku that small, so they just thought ""Look, people assume they're about yay big, let's just to that."" All the lekku in this show have been tiny lol" "@itsviviactually If these were movies, maybe? But that's a big maybe. Even Marvel only does two movies a year at their peak. Why on earth would you say that about streaming shows? That DON'T release all their episodes at once for that matter?" Montrals too for that matter. Shouldn't they both be massive at this point? So Ahsoka survived until post-RotJ. I'm cool with that. She's about Han Solo's age. Why are her lekku so small? oh... oh.... nevermind https://t.co/XPE0E9ajzl Looking forward to the Ahsoka show tho Hey two things: - Star Wars is my religion - This is too fucking many Star Wars "Personally I don't like the idea of Goku because it breaks from the ""came from a video game"" formula. BUT, I admit at this point adding him would be exactly in line with who we've been getting lately lol" "And with this, Smash is 100% the dream team so many Millennial middle schoolers used to doodle in their notebooks. I mean minus Goku I guess" Oh hey an anime sword wielder I actually feel is a good choice for Smash @_renegade_heart I don't think so unfortunately. Probably won't be the best gyro I've ever had but I haven't been able to have one in over a year 😭💕 @PatsyRo93947292 An incredibly delicious sandwich wrap thing @Doktah_Doktah I love Rogue One. Guess who my least favorite character in that movie was lol Just found out a local restaurant in our tiny town serves gyros and I am SO EXCITED that we're ordered from there tonight 😋 @MsGuidedButSoft @_Warcrimes @cait08state The Womp is a REALLY good comic "We're making a show for everyone! Also, one of them will have vaginas or something I guess" as a female-centric I feel very catered to thank you disney @Doc_Wolverine I wonder why he won't debate you with facts and logic in the marketplace of ideas? 🤔🤔🤔 "@MayaEriksson9 I dunno, but if you find out from Disney please let me know" "To clarify because people for some reason aren't understanding it: I'm not agreeing to erase the memory of 10 shows we already have??? We don't fucking HAVE 10 shows. I'm saying I'd trade 10 SW shows, sight unseen as it is now, for a single SW movie, and no not TROS wtf???" "@totallyhealthie But honestly, yes Though I don't know why in this scenario I know the quality of both the shows and the movie involved." @totallyhealthie That is not what I said. @totallyhealthie Unless they're planning to release all 10 of these series in the next year I fail to see how that's relevant. @JessicaCyboid Powerful people acting like hypnosis is real (in the way they fear) is exactly as ridiculous as the Satanic Panic. It's so frustrating. Sloth stream! You should watch! @HedgeMom This is so good! I forgot how good you are at action scenes! @ChiallGan You're probably right but I just prefer movies over TV regardless personally I would trade 10 Star Wars series for just one Star Wars movie and I wouldn't even hesitate. """Series""? As in, streaming shows? Where's my movies? :/" *building toys and computers that could film the toys from SCRATCH "These guys were just off in their own world building toys during the entire production of Star Wars, and at least during Empire one of them talked about doing acid while animating so I have to assume in '77 it was a wild time too lol" "It's a boggart, Jo" "@DreamerHyena ""Fine, I WON'T spray my possibly infected germs everywhere!"" Sounds like a plan buddy, thanks!" @JenApparently I'm still furious over that. Stealing someone's name is ghoulish. @tainkirrahe Those colors are unbelievably hot on him "@ValnarDragoness I think given Milhouse's presence we know it's not just trolls, and I think it's safe to say it hasn't been only trolls in forever. MAYBE millions and millions of years ago when trolls were all there were." "Anyway my vote is one of the second two, and as a white person I dunno if my opinion counts for beans here when it comes to picking which." "Is putting Trump as a finalist like that time they had Hitler be the person of the year? ie, ""Person of the year"" doesn't NECESSARILY imply a good person?" Holy shit two of these things are extremely not like the other two @ArtregalOR I'm like 90% certain is intentionally satirical but it's making fun of a sadly very real state of mind people are often in about their exes @MessGraph @moliupok Just because Eggman wants to take over the world doesn't mean he's a homophobe! Can't believe Sonic rn D:< @MaiaFranklyn It's very you! @blogconyst @teagirlgf It is! I've been a patron of theirs for a hot minute 💕 @hardcodedgame I almost never wear socks to bed because my feet will usually get sweaty but last night my feet were ice blocks and even though it took a couple hours of wearing these they worked like a charm 😍 @theymerSophie Good luck hottie! 💕 @hmsnofun YES @PooterSmoker @InsnSal @oysterFAKE Please don't dump this garbage into my mentions @OzmaRacc Fuck yes! @ToyFu332 It's Hunt for the Decepticons all over again! @CaseyExplosion Already blocked! This one I'm actually sad isn't real @BradyHartel There was only one shot I could have used and you know it John Turturro will reportedly reprise his role as Agent Seymour Simmons in Spider-Man 3 https://t.co/dY98598miK I love how much sense this makes lol thank you https://t.co/qAIZxos9t9 @exiliaex this checks out @MaiaFranklyn @tainkirrahe @toygrind YES @StebMcDreb your body wants to get all plump and balloon-y~ @transgirlinSEA @EllieODaire Omg she's so cute! @DysphoriaQueen @SnortingEstrace She's extremely leggy @SnortingEstrace Clever misdirect tho I heard that's totally who that is 👀 "@FemmebyMess @maegodhavemercy For ever two inches that goes down in the band size, the cup size increases, so that checks out" THAT'S WHY I MIXED THEM UP GODDAMMIT WHY DO THEY DO THAT LOL https://t.co/PsniS1T29A @miss_nikola https://t.co/JshYS61QYt "Anyway yeah this is definitely the game, @StebMcDreb I mixed up the Deadly Premonition guy with the No More Heroes guy." "I think I must've heard the GB crew say ""Oh yeah this is the Deadly Premonition guy"" and my brain went ""Deadly Premonition 2, got it""" Okay I think this is it but that name does not ring ANY bells wtf https://t.co/xLvXlpTMWp "One thing for sure I'm certain of is it's very much an auteur game. Like, ""Oh yeah this is a [last name] game through and through""" oh my god y'all have to help me remember the name of this game it's destroying my brain "I thought it was a Sudo51 game because my brain put it in the pile of ""games/studios I've heard of but never played"" but nope, wasn't one of his." In a voice chat with @StebMcDreb & I wanted to remember the name of a game I've only seen like the first maybe 10 minutes played on Giant Bomb. All I remember is it was a sequel and in the first 5 minutes a cat woman pounces on the main character and licks him. This is bugging me "@julesprom Also the spells on the number keys are arranged like an MMO mouse which I don't currently have, but I used to have, and will probably own once again at some point lol" @julesprom So they're always near me because I use the mouse like a monster Okay the entrance to De Other Side is IN Ardenweald which... KINDA helps my confusion Omg I have the best Daddy ever 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/UbsHoBI9gA "Lore nerds, help me out: What the fuck is the Other Side if even Loa end up in Ardenweald to regen? Is it just the lair of Bwonsamdi? And Mueh'zala I guess too? https://t.co/SilkQxKwPl" THANK YOU FOR THE SLIPPER SOCKS @HaileyAdamsXXX I LOOOOOVE YOU 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/xs3DpXrQWG @HardSundae that sounds so hot 🥵🥵🥵 @Pr0t0thePissed @OzmaRacc I'm not subtle about them lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM Suddenly realizing the white/beige legs don't really work for me. One of those colors needs to be changed "@SixArmedSweater Usually refers to recreational drugs, but yeah the way everyone else is describing it is correct" @HaileyAdamsXXX Good~ 😘💕 @leondarkfire @ARCTIC_ST0RM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT @HereBeSaoirse Awww 💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM (to clarify I've only seen the first season so far lol) @ARCTIC_ST0RM It's been put back together before! "@HardSundae @HexLatex @KorpsPropaganda @Flailmorpho_ okay but like, I'm in line right behind you" @HardSundae M O O D @Pr0t0thePissed @OzmaRacc *some of my buttons @tainkirrahe Have you seen Spider-Verse? Imagine that but they don't even need to explain who everyone is or go into back stories. "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Ugh, I gotta hit up a Walmart asap before all the Elita-1s disappear lol" @narylis goddess same @narylis RIGHT???? @merletastic Holy shit they were on web 1.0 for like 25 years! That's awesome! @lucashoal yay let's be babies!!! "@tamazonx I do not, no" @merletastic I love Naga's world so much!!! @merletastic OMG SERIOUSLY??? @lucashoal I'm baby!!! @Helix_the_Fox Well her fursona had comically massive tits and I think that was at least partially based in reality lol "@Calliethulhu The selfish part of me hopes it's temporary 💕 But like, I figured it was you falling down a YGO hole lol" "Haven't had a fursona I cared about for most of my time as a furry, and I regrettably interacted with the community almost not at all until I came out, but given that I'm almost going on 20 years since I became fine with the furry label, I believe that makes me a grey muzzle RIP" @Calliethulhu I understand. People move on slowly and naturally sometimes. I should try to message you more on Discord 💕💕💕 "You ever been to Naga's Den? That site was a contemporary, though I don't think Pink was an artist." "Pink was a UK furry who had a website and a message board and if I recall, very big tits. It was kind of her thing. Anyway that's how I learned what a furry was. This was about 2001/2002-ish." I defy anyone to know wtf I'm even talking about lol lol Pink's Realm @Calliethulhu To clarify its incredibly healthy of you to stay away from this place lol I just miss you 💕 "@Calliethulhu Yeah I've been missing you honestly :/ Is there anywhere else online I can see you? Discord, Telegram?" @ThoughtSlime I've noticed it too @QuinntoBean @lucashoal @JosieKame @maegodhavemercy @rachaelfuxxx @Oh_its_joanna @lockpique @reallifecomics Nice @RajelAran Personally while I've yet to see Far From Home I've been loving everything Sony's been doing during this iteration of Spider-Man (let's remember that ITSV was them too!). I'm not at all worried. "@QuinntoBean @Amuns_Ra @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @maegodhavemercy @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics Mine are thankfully just really, really detailed and they sound kinda boring but I have fun in them. Weed has made dreams really rare for me so even when it's ""Oh I'm on this trip and I have to find a bathroom"" level of plot I'm like fuck yeah lol" @QuinntoBean @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @maegodhavemercy @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics Might take a few days to notice a difference @maegodhavemercy @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics BUT IT'S SO FUNNY "@JosieKame @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @maegodhavemercy @QuinntoBean @lockpique @reallifecomics Real talk: The trip is a big reason I switched lol It's not a HUGE trip by any means, but I enjoy being high where I can get it, you know?" @maegodhavemercy @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics OMG how is there not already a comic about needing to put pills in your ass? :P @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @maegodhavemercy @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics It's different for everyone! My liver is just more active that others I guess lol @Oh_its_joanna @lucashoal @maegodhavemercy @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics Up the butt is even trippier 😎 @ButNotTheCity Without question yes "@lucashoal @maegodhavemercy @Oh_its_joanna @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics I mean, my tweets every night paint a pretty vivid picture :P" @maegodhavemercy @Oh_its_joanna @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @reallifecomics 200mg is a TRIP :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX GOSH I love you 🥰 "@Kate_Bunni Well it worked in ITSV! Plus unlike with that movie, all these cameos are ostensibly known by audiences at least a little bit. Less time needed for introductions." @Oh_its_joanna @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Yeah sticking two pills up one's butt is a bit more intensive than sticking on up there lol *overstated lol @Oh_its_joanna @QuinntoBean @JosieKame @lockpique @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Hey that P-3 one is like mine! @SnortingEstrace And I've been dreaming of this different vibe for decades. It seemed until very recently only something nerds would invent. Can we PLEASE not poo-poo the multiverse concept before it's barely out of the gates? Some of us have been waiting for this for literal decades. IT CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED that this is the kind of premise that huge superhero movie dorks used to spend hours photoshopping into pictures and dreaming about. @PizzaFacts2go My ONE wish was Molina's Ock to come back. I'm 100% sold. "Saw someone with a picture that had a bunch of stuff like ""good story"" ""great characters"" etc crossed off on a white board with ""multiverse"" circled, saying that's all Sony cares about here, but we literally don't know anything else right now? Going into ITSV it was the same." "Spider-Verse was more about great story plus here's some ""new"" characters you might not know about SM3 will be a more classic kind of crossover, wherein the excitement is seeing all the characters interacting, which was only KIND of a thing for ITSV if you read a lot of comics" I know the vibe for this movie seems to be negative solely because Spider-Verse exists but honestly I cannot fucking wait the more I hear about this. "@maegodhavemercy @JosieKame @VyriaDurav @lockpique @reallifecomics To be fair it does warn that it's less accurate with AMAB people unfortunately. I still maintain that it's a good starting point if nothing else, since for most newly out trans women getting measured in person is probably too daunting." "@Vangelus It's such a silly idea but I have to admit it looks the best of all the ""I'm using half my alt mod as a shield or something"" bots." @JosieKame @QuinntoBean @lockpique @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Mine are peach-colored ovals! "@HaileyAdamsXXX Sleep well, sweetheart! I love you so much 💕💕💕" @maegodhavemercy @JosieKame @VyriaDurav @lockpique @reallifecomics I used the measurement chart that the subreddit /r/ABraThatFits has and came to a 44C which fits me pretty well. Would love if that band size got smaller but I dunno if it will even if I lose weight RIP @JosieKame @QuinntoBean @lockpique @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Yeah the kind that isn't bioidentical is nasty stuff I hear. @itsrileynicks @Pornhub This sounds like such a cute idea! @maegodhavemercy @lockpique @JosieKame @reallifecomics They're my secret weapon! >:3 @lockpique @maegodhavemercy @JosieKame @reallifecomics I have a couple Torrid bras that I swear by honestly. Most of my tiddiest selfies are in those bras and it's what I'll probably show the boob job surgeon when I finally get implants lol "(That's a meme reference, I don't lift anymore lol. Can't what with looking so trans now. Draws to much attention :V)" Thank you so much @Yuroshai! Thankfully this is one Runabout I didn't need to steal! :P https://t.co/V1AUQR4236 @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics Worth the wait! Aren't they the best? :3 "@maegodhavemercy @JosieKame @reallifecomics My first, second third, my first underwire... all padded! Turns out a LOT of girls wear padded bras, it rocks :V" @OzmaRacc @Pr0t0thePissed hhghgv 🥵🥵🥵 @OzmaRacc you too huh~? 🥵 @blogconyst YESSSSS 😍😍😍 @blogconyst oh gosh I'd make a very cute jackalope stuffie 😳😳😳 @TrashBabyEva Goddess yes I would also like to be a doll 👀👀👀 @blogconyst I just want to be a petty dolly now 😭💕 This is a direct to video cartoon I used to watch as a kid about a bunch of Hanna Barbera cartoons getting turned into toys and I'm pretty sure it's 100% responsible for my inanimate/toy TF fetish https://t.co/gocn4NdVFe @reallifecomics Enjoy your new tiddies! :V "And like, not to spoil it entirely but when I say ""Flatearthers moved on to QAnon"" that instantly kinda makes sense, doesn't it? Like even if you didn't know that it just instinctually follows. It's fascinating learning about this stuff as an outsider imo" Y'all should seriously watch this. It's not JUST dunking on Flatearthers but rather a documentary ultimately about figuring out where these people are now (turns out it's QAnon) https://t.co/fl1EUDTWJC @trgrrl woah hey that's me "@ZJemptv You win at school, these are facts" @AlexisVeilled 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 "@HenryWHall No, I know. I figure it's gonna hurt. But these roof pieces are GONE from the rest of the internet lol" @HenryWHall Had to dust off my positively ANCIENT AmiAmi account but I got it! Thank you again so so much 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/jhWyVyvZcD @HenryWHall Hell yes!!! Thank you!!!! @HenryWHall Oh hell yes! @Monicaaaaaah (pssssst she sounds totally gay) @HenryWHall I don't normally pre-order from import sites but I probably should. I forgot the link to that place >.> There's this modular doll house I've been wanting to buy the pieces to for a while now and ONLY NOW do I realize the ROOF is SOLD SEPARATELY AND SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭 https://t.co/rMjLSizlqD @AsilionFeo Oh goddess I need to be preggers forever 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @maegodhavemercy Awwww feels good though doesn't it? 💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM If they don't fix that hinge what are they even doing @daggertrout it's true I sound just like that @nixie_pink 😳😳😳😳😳😳 @transgirlinSEA Plzzzzz 🥵🥵🥵 @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy playdate! :D @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy what if we changed each other's diapers and we're both girls 😳😳😳 @Demi_theynd maybe >.> @HookedAesthetic YOU'RE so adorable! 💕💕💕 @Demi_theynd Dudes can be hot tho~ @CelticAnarchy >///////> @StebMcDreb goddess yes 🥵💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I can't waaaaaait 😭💕💕💕 @CatspressoLood hey did you know I have an oven 🥵 @miss_nikola omg thank you 😭💕💕💕 plz breed this puss 🥵 @CatspressoLood it sure hecking is 🥵 @ArcAngelChris_ @lunch__bug Because there's literally no other alternative if I want a physical copy? @ArcAngelChris_ @lunch__bug I still kinda want it tho :/ @maegodhavemercy Women compliment each other often! It's the best! @lunch__bug Holy shit they finally have a box set??? I can find the listing on Amazon but it looks sold out? Been waiting years for this :/ @HookedAesthetic gosh even I wanna change you you're so cute 😘 @DiodeLass Oh fuck I hope she's okay D: @Colezze Oh no D: @RueLineback YOOOOOO FELLOW AHIT FAN!!! 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc Sending good vibes :/ @NoraQRosa Heck yeah! I really need to get one too >.> @NoraQRosa There's also a version called zero depth which is what it sounds like which means no dilation ever but aalso no PIV sex either. "@NoraQRosa Now this might mean that you end up kinda tight, but maybe that doesn't matter, or maybe you're having enough sex that dilation becomes less necessary, which is totally fine too." "@NoraQRosa It depends entirely on how you want use your new vag. Most surgeons will say you have to do it your whole life, but talking to other transfemmes who have had this procedure it sounds like as long as you do it for a year you're good." @Azara_Night @JessicaCyboid 3 times a day just makes you feel like dilation is all you're doing and it suuuuucks. You got this tho! @JessicaCyboid @Azara_Night They told me to use whatever dilator I felt comfortable using but I kinda wish they pushed me a bit to use bigger ones sooner. Might have been less tight if they had :/ @SixoTF I remember wanting Dinobot II so much as a kid and I still haven't added him to my collection. Very tempting 😍 @QueenStodge I'm Mistress's pet but I appreciate the offer 🥰 @QueenStodge hi 😍 @DiodeLass high there 👀👀👀 *litter of pups why do I tweet while high "there's supposed to be the word ""dose"" after the word progesterone in that first tweet" @sqwrrkpon The load times suck. Otherwise I found it played fine? @natalie_ronka OMG CONGRATS!!! 🥰💕💕💕 @Ally_Snow_ Unfinished story. There's still like 80% if we're going on the original story (so I'm told) @Agustuski On the rare days I have the spoons to heal Moira is my go-to as well! "@flaplette Same! I also get easily discouraged but this is one of the few games where I rarely ran out of spoons to get going, keep pushing, always getting better. It's a really satisfying climb. (Only other hard games to get me this dedicated were Dark Souls III and DKC 2 lol)" @Agustuski The time just vanishes in the best way! I put 132 hours in DVa lol @cassie_complex Okay! So now it's a top ten lol Hollow Knight World of Warcraft Overwatch Majora's Mask Banjo-Kazooie Undertale Donkey Kong Country 2 Pokemon FireRed A Hat In Time Final Fantasy VII Remake OH ALSO Like I really want the rest of it to come out but even as an unfinished game it was such an incredible experience! https://t.co/VBeAkKOWbq "@cassie_complex You know... FF7R needs to be on my list too, dammit I bought Sayonara a while back but haven't tried it yet. I guess I should, huh?" @hmsnofun Yeah the revisiting vibe is why WoW and Overwatch made it onto my lists lol. And I'm upset that I somehow forgot to consider Undertale despite it probably needing to be in my top 4. Good list! I wonder if I ever beat the Elite Four in that Pokemon Red save I had on 3DS... The right picture is open for a surprise if you didn't already know about that easter egg :3 NO WAIT I FORGOT ONE MORE https://t.co/lQK7H7dWxW @asur_el omg if I ever splurge on realm transfers I'd definitely consider it >.> @Demodeview All this can be yours~ 😘 Honorable mentions aka I wish this could be more than four: https://t.co/LcVEdDpUsr @SixArmedSweater Anyway your top 4 rocks! @SixArmedSweater OMG I FORGOT TO CONSIDER UNDERTALE IN MY TOP 4 I might have actually put it in too oof @maegodhavemercy NiNiNice @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX double my pleasure with double teaming? 🥺 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX fdgdffd both at once? 🥵🥵🥵 @transgirlinSEA I doooo 😭💕 "In many ways Majora's Mask is a very uninviting game but those patient enough to exist within its constricting time mechanic will find an entire clockwork world of colorful characters and complex emotions and themes. It's ""dark"" done right (and that's so easy to fuck up). https://t.co/FNewMyxTHB" "I've put nearly 450 hours into Overwatch and while I can never keep up with the meta and don't play comp, it's one of the few games where I feel I've reached a level of understanding (at least with my mains) that I don't really have for any other game. https://t.co/UvLHSEXFQk" "World of Warcraft is a comfort game for me. My characters are always there waiting for me and there's always more quests to do, rep to grind, and endless items to collect. I love existing in that world. Been playing for over 10 years and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. https://t.co/5wd0dL8VQ2" "Hollow Knight is the best Metroidvania I've ever played. It's a DENSE game with a map that feels seemingly endless and an unbeatable score. It's hard, but fair, and I have so many good memories of ""aha!"" moments when a combat challenge was finally cracked. 10/10, easily. https://t.co/keZU9tHbII" @CyberpussyZ Okay we definitely need to be mutuals lol The more friends I have that have experience with this the better! 💕 @CyberpussyZ Hmmmm I wonder if it's worth trying for me? @JessicaCyboid Perhaps PH might not suck as much? I haven't been in years because of how shitty they are to sex workers and their content. @GottaGoMichelle 😳😳😳 @MommyPosie hdfddhdf thank you gosh! >////> @CyberpussyZ Ooooh where can I get said toy? @thewispsoftime It should! Girl horny is POWERFUL stuff! "@GottaGoMichelle Same dose, same method, only a few days in and I am FEELING it >/////<" @MommyPosie c-cute? >/////> @MommyPosie hhhhh it really is i cannot change this @CyberpussyZ YUP it seems like depth is locked in but width is the real struggle RIP listen I just desperately need to be constantly heavily pregnant with a little of pups IT'S NORMAL @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan jskfjhkdasfafdgh fanks >//////< @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan it's true >/////> @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan ... im baby @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan bbbbgbf y-you're too good at this >/////< @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan dfgjjjfdkk i want to deny this >//////< @GenderBanana @HaileyAdamsXXX Pretty much! @MommyPosie @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan gdfgdfhdf nuh-huh we just got done deciding everyone should be in diapers! this is entrapment! >.< OMG THIS WAS MY ONE WISH FOR THIS MOVIE I'M CRYING I'M SO HAPPY 😭😭😭 @HaileyAdamsXXX LOOK AT THIS feel a strong need to be used by gorgeous transfemmes "So I started my new progesterone several days ago and had been having a very ""this edible ain't shit"" kind of reaction but last night AND today the horny has been REAL >////<" @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan hhgh o-okay... >////< @TheOwlcan @HookedAesthetic ghfdggfhgdhhd >//////< (happy birth btw!) @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan fdghhdh but but >/////< @HookedAesthetic @TheOwlcan ghdfhgfh d-do you think I should be? >.> @TheOwlcan @HookedAesthetic this is the actual truth @HookedAesthetic no I'm pretty sure that's only a thing very little girls need :P @HookedAesthetic a big girl who needs diapers huh? 🤔🤔🤔 @JessicaCyboid @TrexPushups I can't even get the purple one in all the way 😭 I should talk to my physical therapist but not until covid is less scary @TrexPushups @JessicaCyboid YUP that's a mood lol "@HookedAesthetic Tired of waking up in wet sheets, huh? :P" @kerrizor @JessicaCyboid You were talking about the people dicks are often attached to :P @transkittykiss God I should invest in a fucking machine 😍 @kerrizor @JessicaCyboid I count dildos as dicks :P @JessicaCyboid Exactly! @QueenStodge Meanwhile this was supposed to arrive last Friday 😭😭😭 https://t.co/OvSQ54w3eK @JessicaCyboid Hell yeah! Dicks are more fun anyway lol @zenocoyote Never. Though I think it tapers off to like once a week? Every couple weeks? Plus sex helps? Also I'm long past the point where it might close up entirely if I stopped. It would just really really tight if I stopped entirely. "@JessicaCyboid Yeah it's really hard to stick with it. I'm glad you have a more reasonable schedule. I will say I bet this is easier if one is fucking regularly, which has been hard for me given the plague, but you have a fucking machine at the very least :V" @Azure_Husky @lukewarmdeer Mine are so tight and difficult 😭 "@JessicaCyboid Literally every surgeon has a different schedule, just follow what yours says. I'm supposed to be once a day for a few more months I think (lost the paperwork that said tho)" "@lukewarmdeer I don't remember. I think I'm supposed to be at once a day for another few months at least, they don't specify which size" @blaze_casual Yeah I really need to have more sex honestly 😭 When Daddy moves in I think dilation will become less necessary thank fuck "So like, my vag might be tighter than I'd like, but it also very much has a maximum tightness that I already know how to deal with so even if skipping a day gets me to that point I'm not really worried. Vaginas are flexible ✨🌺💕" This would feel better if anything but morning dilations weren't even harder for me to get off my ass and do lol Some mornings I just don't fucking want to 😭😭😭 "A year after your surgery you're allowed to skip the occasional dilation, I just decided" @OzmaRacc yes I have 👀👀👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX So incredibly dorky 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Favorite 4! @PrissyOrcGF My answer: 🥺🥺🥺 @MaraJadeBiWalkr I wanted to put Banjo-Kazooie on mine too! @ritsuenk 😳😳😳 @ritsuenk Omg you ROCK @retronouns Same!!! @retronouns IT IS!!! @TheNDqueerelf I'd love to show you sometime~ 😘 Drop your top 4 games and let your followers decide if you have rights https://t.co/WQmFGE2xFU @retronouns @radicaldreamr_ Frotting is when you rub dicks together! @Kitty_Kimz Omg I LOVE donuts 😍😍😍 @MarcyKingUltra Trans! At The Costco @KompaktCat I did that when I was a kid with a stopwatch that came in a Klutz book lol Just wait until I start my OF lol "up until recently peeing standing up has caused a pinching sensation but whatever was doing that has finally healed up and it turns out pee gushing out of my vulva in the shower is uh, extremely hot 🥵" pee is erotic "you ever just have like, a positively *erotic* pee?" @FantasiesFract1 @CaseyExplosion God I WISH there was a local Thai food place 😭 We have like 4 different pizza restaurants though lol @AyrenTheWolf I'm in @JessicaCyboid ugh @ScribblerSys @CaseyExplosion it's where we perform t̵̞̼̓̀h̶͍̱͖̖̥̝̖́̿̉e͖̟̜̝̙̪ ̾̅̓͒͊̾͒r̞̭ͩ̾́i̟̲̱̗̞ͩ̒̆̐̆̏̚tủ͖a̸̹̍͑̍l͚̻̮̾̀ of watching cartoons @1146_goat_north @CaseyExplosion S H E P G O A T S @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggh gosh >.> @1146_goat_north @CaseyExplosion several zillions at least @CaseyExplosion lol that line just made my think of our ranch Who knows what nefarious discussions we're having? 😈 @caraesten Oh they must mean like our ranch lol @caraesten Happy 3 years! GORGEOUS glowup! 💕💕💕 @edeleth117 Oh yeah I love engaging in lesbianics @NoContextPrager checks out @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG THAT'S WONDERFUL SWEETHEART!! 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy god mood Takkun getting some quality lap time 💕 https://t.co/9vyRi87I0u "@maegodhavemercy You look like a total girl, Mae :3" I did SO MANY CHORES today 😤😤😤 @miss_nikola @TSclarabelle THIS IS SO CUTE OMG I fluctuate between lawful and chaotic neutral "Oh I never even considered that Fall Guys is a Battle Royale but obviously you're right I dunno the only BR I've really ever watched much was PUBG, and with that game there was a fun narrative that was created every time. Fall Guys doesn't do that as well https://t.co/HeiRsgQAEx" "@MaelJade_ Yeah I can see why PLAYING it is fun, I'm just scratching my head as to why WATCHING it was ever popular." It's to the point that I'm really confused as to how Fall Guys ever became a streaming game. It's... kinda boring and repetitive. "Haven't played either, not sure if I will, but watching my first lets plays of Among Us and it's WAY more engaging that Fall Guys. Just night and day. My brain keeps wanting to compare these games" @viragoergosum I enjoyed it! I just can't remember much... happening until the last episode. Well it sure looks more exciting than Siege was! "@A_Reborn_Wooloo I retweeted it because I strongly believe all drugs should be decriminalized, and showing that comparable drugs have agreed-upon benefits furthers that. I'll be unretweeting, though. I'm sorry." @rick_akker @Daim_Choc hhhhh I want them so bad 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm looking forward to you sharing all these traditions with me when you move it! :3 @JessicaCyboid @DiariesDoll In my experience at least it's really hard to do tho lol "@NikatinePrime Agreed, honestly. I can't bring myself to buy it but it's not any more problematic than most media available today. It's a complicated, nuanced subject." @JessicaCyboid Despite cis people's bitching and moaning neovaginas are just... pussies 🤷‍♀️ @JessicaCyboid Mine's like 4 inches RIP 😭 BUT it's REALLY nice to hear that's STILL normal by some metrics. This is an open for a surprise I promise you won't see coming @nataliereed84 I hate this fucking argument because it's just blatantly preaching to the choir even though it's presented as not. You can only believe that if you already hold the opinion that our lives and needs are negotiable at best and frivolous nonsense at worst. @hmsnofun @IikeClockwork I know @StopTweetingMia was working on a script with a similar plot. Hopefully SOMEONE gets it made! It's a story so many of us are waiting for. @JessicaCyboid It was truly destined for your use 😔 omg where was this last year when I needed it? D:< @BVDGRRL A GOOD GIRL WHO DESERVES ALL THE PETS @BVDGRRL AAAAAA YOU'RE TOO EFFIN CUTE 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* "@HaileyAdamsXXX * hugs tight and kisses* It's not that you fell off the horse, but that you always get back on that counts" @lunch__bug The characters and worlds you create are good and popular! "@Sam_Adeleine @XylariaVG Ugh, you're probably right ""Isn't it pandering to queer people if their representation is so predictable?""" @QueenStodge That's adorable and despite having MP versions of both I might need to grab this set 👀 Was this an announcement or a leak? @XylariaVG Non-queer people can be so clueless there are times I almost worry about them "@QueenStodge That specific pose us quite unflattering to his lower arms but yes, easily the best non-MP G1 Soundwave we've yet had" This is both the least surprising and most horrifying thing I've seen in a hot minute Capitalism is a disease "And if you think there's a possible third scenario of ""What if all queer people are just wrong about what they need?"" Be that way if you must, but again: You were never our ally" "I'm sightly sympathetic to the idea that a new, radical-sounding position that queer people hold might legitimately seem impossible or dangerous to you. You're cool with me if that's JUST your first impression. But see the above two scenarios I listed and act accordingly." So on the slim chance that you DO want to be an ally and have considered pulling that bullshit: Don't. "That pathetic excuse is actually so transparently flimsy that I don't actually think anyone gives it honestly. I think the only people who say it were never really allies and are just pulling a reskinned version of the 4ch*n psyop ""The left pushed me right""" "2. PERHAPS you've stumbled upon an issue that's still hotly debated in our community and not yet agreed upon. In that case? Seek out as many queer people as possible and talk to them. Even after doing that, though? Still not okay to say ""This is how you lose allies""" "There is never an appropriate time to say ""This is how you lose allies"" Because there's only two possiblities: 1. You're ignoring an actual need we have as queer people, meaning you aren't our ally" "Hey non-queer people who see themselves as allies: If you make your allyship conditional in any way, you were never an ally." "@merletastic OOF yeah that trailer gives a much more favorable impression if you skipped BfA. Hell even if she was mind controlled, she murdered countless Night Elves :/" And while it's not really my thing: Younger Millennials are ready to buy all the Unicron Trilogy figures you can make (which is happening but only sparingly) "(And btw I'd be buying every single figure from just those two categories, money allowing)" "Not to say that none of the third party Transformer companies are making stuff I care about, but it's remarkable all the corners of the franchise they haven't even touched yet. MP-style Animated figures Characters from BW that seem unlikely to get MPs There's a ton right there." @smallsamson4 Exactly. It's why I call those kind of people token allies. To them it kinda sounds like allyship but falls apart if you think about it for more than 3 seconds. @QueenStodge 👀👀👀 "@Grey_IsTrue Ironically it's *extremely* cold blood where ""cold"" is a synonym for ""indifferent""" @BeckySFairley Oh! Then yeah I think odds are good Vanya will transition! @BeckySFairley It would be a really smart direction to go with her character! I just don't know how much was filmed before Elliot came out? I think it's important to remember that if Vanya doesn't transition I don't think it's because of transphobia per se. "This is all assuming Vanya won't transition in season 3. If people are assuming Vanya WILL transition and are complaining, my beef with them is very different." "It's not confusing if you're an actual ally. Just... fucking trust trans people, even if you don't fully get it. Hell, it's also not confusing if you're being a transphobe and disregard his gender! It's only those centrist asshole ""allies"" that bitch and moan about this." "What's especially obnoxious about this is it's only ""confusing"" if you're being a token ally, ie, ""I thought he was a he now! But now you transes are being all confusing again!"" This is the kind of shit that often leads to the ""This is how you lose allies"" argument." "@notCursedE @UmbrellaAcad I assumed the confusion stemmed from them assuming there won't be a transition for Vanya? Though to be fair cis people would be complaining either way. I'm cool with whatever Elliot and the show runners decide for Vanya, personally." @StopTweetingMia OMG THAT ROCKS @theymerSophie Hell yes congrats! @merletastic @GwenStarlight Goblins: Look just pay them and they're cool Vulpera: Good doggos "Even though it's a Warcraft trope even more overplayed than evil Horde leader, I'd be 10,000% okay with it being revealed that Sylvanas was being mind controlled or something. https://t.co/oIsN1ma7wW" It was also unsurprising when he initially came out as gay. He has always radiated queer energy. "@CelticAnarchy I'm just... seriously floored that there are public school stans. My brain is having trouble understanding this. Why the fuck aren't we making ""lol cop"" memes about them? Like it wouldn't help I'm just saying the boot fits way better over there wtf" "@gardenoftrans I have friends who are gender fluid. Some days I feel more nonbinary then woman, but I don't usually call myself gender fluid" @gardenoftrans I think gender fluidity is really cool though 💕 @gardenoftrans Oh gosh I'm so sorry :/ @JenApparently You deserve friends so much better than someone like that. I'm sorry that happened :/ @theymerSophie It's almost like facts don't care about their feelings 🤔🤔🤔 @TheCrystalStorm Omg that's beautiful! @Demodeview Exactly 🥰 @Demodeview EXACTLY @AyrenTheWolf @gardenoftrans Yeah :/ @gardenoftrans @AyrenTheWolf I mean I'll often say lesbian if asked but it's usually more like wibbly wobbly whatever "Also during it I was thinking ""Thank FUCK I don't have a dick that gets hard anymore because this is HOT"" So guess who has a pussy in her dreams now 🥰🥰🥰" @AyrenTheWolf I really am too I'm just never gonna be not-queer again lol @hmsnofun IT'S SO TRUE My sexuality is just me mumbling and trailing off "SUCH vivid dreams last night! Weirdly ended in some older man kissing my neck but I was like, SUPER into it? Kinda hot 👀" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggfdddhhhgf Daddyyyyyy I'll barely be able to move >//////< @BVDGRRL RIGHT??? @QueenStodge Hmmm how do you feel about unbirthing 🤔 @QueenStodge I need so many babies in me 🥵🥵🥵 @Lyneriaa That's so cool!!! I say the word girldick so much my swipe typing learned it @mcclure111 Did you really think the solution would be ten feet away? :P @MsGuidedButSoft Yup lol @MsGuidedButSoft It's one of our weird American measurements @MsGuidedButSoft About 237 milliliters do they make a medication that turns off the part of your brain that insists on revisiting all your most embarrassing memories while trying to fall asleep @SixArmedSweater please don't I un-retweeted I'm sorry @CallieBurrito Jackalope! Check the ears! @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much sweetheart! 😍 @QuestForTori I adore the N64 but it sucks that so much of its library was... this Oh my god I can't stop laughing @viragoergosum STILL CUTE @MarcyKingUltra HOLY HECK MARCY THAT'S SO COOL CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕💕 @viragoergosum Aaaaaa I forgot how cute you are! @viragoergosum Only if you want to 💕 This was extremely true after my vaginoplasty x.x "Anyway having a character with rabbit ears, glasses, antlers and hair with toon proportions is a really complicated design I don't enjoy drawing 🙃" Your fursona vs You (I gotta redo her hair lol) https://t.co/0gdObLxsAC "@hmsnofun God, mood. I looked so much thinner last December 😭" @ScribblerSys yes that's who i stole it from :V @AnaMardoll I had no idea about this but more people need to know @Cybershell @The_Beebles just needs the brazzers logo and it'll be perfect "and you may say ""why not bernie?"" and to that i say ""why isn't kirk/spock kock?""" bert and ernie shippers call them ernt Should have been ceNiNice DAMMIT ǝɔᴉNNice https://t.co/2NWdD0ggyJ @MajestikDewback Nah Mickey Mouse sucks lol Now Donald Duck on the other hand... @Canageek @actuallyalice Then I'd say the fact that we don't have tea as much as coffee might be the reason @LambChopInPamps I was 21 when Iron Man came out :V @actuallyalice Fair enough! @LambChopInPamps lol I've been a cinephile for long before the MCU @actuallyalice Ours takes about 5 minutes. Is that considered long? @Doc_Wolverine no touch me im angy "@RaeGun2k Wait nevermind I'm thinking of Wreck-It Ralph, but I bet it's done in other animated features too these days" @RaeGun2k I could be misremembering but I seem to recall hearing that it took an entire separate animation team to do it. @DelirusCrux Why the ever loving fuck don't other players get their own phase or whatever it's called? You'd think that's happening given there's ONE dragon to ride still working on it ten minutes later hand hurts If I got credit for all the bugs I've killed and not gotten credit for I swear I could've completed this three times over by now @ComradeEevee yeah Given how incredibly buggy this is 45 is way too fucking many https://t.co/u1h2tljzlC @rozietoez Oh yeah @rozietoez Three? @Demodeview I don't like him in any capacity lol "@Demodeview Ice cold take, nobody liked Garrosh" "Sylvanas was one of my favorite characters. She still is, and it's sometimes neat to see her to evil shit I'll admit, but I much prefer the idea that the Horde ISN'T just monsters." Blizzard is no longer allowed to make stories where the Horde leader turns evil. Twice is already too many. @xXxCrystalline wow 😍😍😍 @TheOwlcan Boomers weren't the main audience for Doom clones tho? "@Canageek @tabletopbellhop Preordered him months ago, he arrived last week lol" @hmsnofun What's it streaming on again? I've been meaning to watch it. @NewGenderWhoDis @hmsnofun I would so watch the shit out that too "@Kaelyrhn While I'm not opposed to Trek movies or Wars tv shows, I prefer them in their native medium and when there's less of them it feels like something it missing. Just my personal take." (I hate Hamilton the man along with all the other founding fathers. I don't have a strong opinion on Hamilton the musical other than I've probably progressed too far left to enjoy it now and have never had a desire to watch it) "Not sorry for hating on Hamilton, mind you, just sorry for making a positively ancient Lonely Island reference lol" "@Kaelyrhn It's sort of like, as a Star Wars fan, I feel as though we're in a break period right now despite the The Mandalorian." @Kaelyrhn It was a break for Millennials and Gen Xers who were used to it being a TV show nonstop in the late 80's/early 90's. I'm sorry I couldn't not make that joke "Society has progressed past the need of giving a shit was Alexander Hamilton thought. In fact, you could call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons" @BVDGRRL INNER DOGGO CIRCLE YESSSSS @Yuroshai Yep we have an old one that broke but I need to buy a new one asap @PrissyOrcGF True facts 😳 OMG THIS WORKED THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭💕💕💕 I should still look into getting a new motherboard and processor I think since this computer isn't getting any younger (Jen thinks I'm on borrowed time with this setup) but at least it's working right now! @TransgurlTSB Penis shavers? @Arden_AQDyke I know https://t.co/mBfBQyHnNM @34genCha Oh heck I'm gonna try this asap! We have a LOT of power fluctuations here! @TheOwlcan Boomer shooters? @Kitty_Kimz Best answer so far "still no interest in playing either but it's wild that they were both contemporaries and often compared to each other yet fall guys hype lasted for what, a month? meanwhile months and months later among us is still huge" virgin fall guys vs chad among us Nah fuck all that https://t.co/zULQxpB61b @hmsnofun @theymerSophie The magic of estrogen! I'm often mistaken for being in my 20's lol @Canageek @TAHK0 Huge agree on OoT @IzzyBunBop 👀👀👀 @TristyNoone 💕 "@ManjiButt Googling ""doom cum shirt"" brings up a bunch of results." @darthdyke om nom nom yummy hand and arm @IzzyBunBop I agree!!! We should have a voice chat date sometime 🥰 @AliceAvizandum Dysphoria lies @IzzyBunBop Good to see you again 💕💕💕 @ManjiButt I wish I could remember. It was on one of the more well known t-shirt sites @ManjiButt Yes! @Autistic_Ace OH THAT'S WHERE I'VE HEARD THE WORD ROSIN BEFORE "@TAHK0 Horribly, I'd assume. I love the game but I never recommend it to people who didn't grow up with it" @BruceOnTheLuse Nah I took the long way around and realized I was a girl lol Was looking through some older photos and DAMN I love how I look in this one~ 💕✨ https://t.co/tJImUijQrH Extremely true https://t.co/3MVNjWDPC1 @OneLameShark Excitedly waiting for tomorrow with Owen and Beru's charred skeletons @trgrrl It's a game held together with scotch tape and bubble gum made by a fanzine company that took like 5 years to make and yet it's still the best software the original Game Boy ever had @PizzaFacts2go Right??? This legit sounds more made up than Mew being under that truck lol I'm surprised I've never heard of this before @NewGenderWhoDis inviting cuties back to my place for OTHER REASONS @aliceincamera Very much so! @TrashBabyEva Another person is telling me it provides resistance so nevermind haha "@TrashBabyEva Ah, so I was really only wrong about the material itself, but not what it's used for?" I have never even seen a violin in person but I assume those things need to be lubed sometimes "@AmazonChique ""I mean we got a leftover one from The Dark Crystal, but foam latex doesn't last very long so it's looking a little worse for wear..."" ""We'll take it!""" @nataliereed84 I feel as though that has to be the problem here. @StopTweetingMia Mood @DozingDreamers @ialika_lifina 💕💕💕 @abcdemily666 Omg! 💕💕💕 @DozingDreamers 😘😘😘 girl-flavored ice cream dessert https://t.co/Dt0RqzduNv robotic alien cutie who also happens to be girl-flavored @Jesin00 Omg this is incredible agender woman 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 "@trgrrl I ADORE the idea that Yoda's people might be wise and super in tune with the Force, but also are huge gluttons that will eat almost anything lol" feeling nonbinary gender euphoria tonight hell yeah I love this feeling 🥰 god DAMMIT https://t.co/ieB67Z3iaL Basically "@NihiliaXIV I assumed as much, but we're still heading towards it, which, thank god" @nataliereed84 I'm legitimately worried about our younglings "@DozingDreamers Same, cutie~" @RanatokiParalax We really gotta gay it up sometime~ 😘 @Demi_theynd Oh then I remember that lol finally sweet release @Demi_theynd I don't remember that I'm sorry >.< I don't often cyber you'd think I'd remember that >.> "@Demodeview Eggs don't usually know they're eggs, so with you it's more of Sheldon from Garfield and Friends vibe :P https://t.co/NTizNWlFlE" "@StopTweetingMia Narrator's voice: The account was not, in fact, trying to say they're both EQUALLY bad" @TrashBabyEva we should do a gay about it sometime 😘 @TrashBabyEva 💕💕💕 https://t.co/qbRxmHDBh7 @QueenStodge There are many shes being referenced 👀 @Demi_theynd 😳😳😳 "This is a generalized tweet and not a subtweet, BUUUUT it sure does happen a lot >.>" "Me: A lot of cuties have crushes on me, I'm used to it Also me: Wait SHE does??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳" @CatkinsLap Can't wait to see it! :3 @trgrrl hell yeah sequel to alicia just dropped @CatkinsLap I think it looks REALLY cute for what that's worth! 💕 @StebMcDreb We won't be able to stop sucking face for hours 😍 @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/krtMAABPXX five years ago I thought I was straight 🤣🤣🤣 @HaileyAdamsXXX Can't wait 🥺💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I already know and I still wanna be shown again honestly 👀 @retronouns Surely that belongs in Boulder and not Denver 🤔 @QueenStodge 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵 @Monicaaaaaah GRATS GIRL @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes plz Daddy!!! 😍 @QuinntoBean Aaaaaa you're so fucking pretty! 😍 @KateMetalBard 😳😳😳 @Yuroshai Basically lol @QueenStodge What if we're both hotties and we kissed 😳😳😳 @QueenStodge But you! Anyway I gained like 15 pounds since then and I'd very much like to lose those again That picture from last December was three weeks to the day after my vaginoplasty and was taken before we left to see Rise of Skywalker. I was so beyond exhausted after we got home pushed myself a bit too far lol @litterboxhex Just keep glowing up 🥰 @StopTweetingMia #TightLittlePrincessButtholeGang 😔 @ButNotTheCity Definitely trying this next time I have sex @thatdariamorgan I... can't argue with that. That works. Dammit lol @The_Beebles Yep! @miss_nikola Heck yes good girl! 💕 @miss_nikola @AngryGayRobot Gosh you're right 😍😍😍 @retronouns BABIE 😍 @Azure_Husky Without question Didn't realize until now that I had detailed progesterone dreams last night. Higher dose is working! @PrissyOrcGF It's true 😔 @maegodhavemercy @Maxli_C @reallifecomics You were!!! I waited forever waiting for that comic! :P @maegodhavemercy @Maxli_C @reallifecomics Omg your patience still amazes me Jen made AMAZING chili tonight omg 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF 😍💕 @PrissyOrcGF Literally did chores today too 😳 @The_Jedi_Jawa 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @BVDGRRL Goddess that sounds wonderful @BVDGRRL 👀 @The_Jedi_Jawa Like you're absolutely a slut if you wanna be! There's no rules around it like that! @The_Jedi_Jawa Why sorry? I was trying to be encouraging :/ @transscribe I didn't try cream cheese on a bagel until high school and now I refuse to have a bagel without it lol I did all this in part so I could more easily pull my computer out to see what's wrong with it. Hopefully I'll have the spoons for that after a break Figured out another way to organize some of the clutter and it already feels easier to breathe but the process took like 3 hours and now I'm exhausted x.x @_FeistyBoots_ It's always good mixed with bad but this place has been crammed with people the whole time lol It's gonna get better. Some stuff just needs to line up. @Esper_Lily *hugs* OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH @EllieODaire 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/qasyhbjKJz @Tuplet Mine's a desktop with a wired keyboard and mouse "@Yuroshai @EinsPossum Worse comes to worse, I can try fundraising for the parts. I'm worried but I could be way more worried" "Me, drowning in the pool while the new lifeguard Biden ignores me: PLEASE HELP Nearby swimmer, not drowning: Oh so you're saying you'd prefer the much shittier PREVIOUS lifeguard?" "@Yuroshai @EinsPossum I'll run tests when as soon as I can, but given how old my motherboard is and how it was already acting a bit wonky I'm worried that's what it is" @BVDGRRL And like yeah some stuff you can sell (like you did) but it's toxic as fuck to assume that poor people should sell everything they own otherwise they're faking. I hate it so much. @BVDGRRL There's this weird belief people have that if you're poor now you have to have been poor for always and anything nice you own proves you're secretly massively wealthy @piffyjackie Yeah I'm beginning to worry that might be the case :/ "This is worded so fucking perfectly, thank you https://t.co/9O8j2Bk51N" "@piffyjackie Also again it's not making the boot up noise, just the initial turning on noise" @piffyjackie Literally nothing. It's like it's not sending anything to the screens. @narylis Yeah it's on. I'm worried about the fact that it could be a motherboard issue because it's by far the oldest part of my computer @AmbiguousCow @WeAreNIM @AdamRozza Yeah I heard about that @BVDGRRL Assuming it's safe let's hang out there next year! @piffyjackie I have no idea @piffyjackie They're all wired. @EinsPossum Hell yeah I might be narrowing it down! THIS. EXACTLY THIS. https://t.co/7z45UwNuSm @piffyjackie Like the motherboard battery? That has been slowly dying recently. The clock's been off. Can that fuck up booting up? I need to find space to pull out my computer and take a look at it (easier said than done) but I did just discover something: Usually when I touch a key on my Razer keyboard or button on my Razer mouse they light up even when my computer's off and they're not doing that @EinsPossum I just phrased it poorly it's fine @WeAreNIM @AdamRozza Because he's a baby and he's cute @EinsPossum They don't need to. That's not my point ... And it honestly breaks my heart that I'm getting so few interactions on this thread. I really am in the minority huh "@mercadomalorte TRoS had its moments and I think it's underrated, but yeah it fucked up so many things. Next trilogy, whatever it is, should be helmed by one person, or at the very least if it's multiple people, they need to actually COLLABORATE." "@WeAreNIM @AdamRozza People jokingly call The Child Baby Yoda. His canon ""name"" is simply The Child." "@mercadomalorte Phasma I feel was less of a wasted potential. She would have been just as bad as Boba were it not for TLJ, but thanks to that movie we got the showdown with Finn that made his story work way better. I'm cool with her staying dead despite loving her too pieces." @WeAreNIM @AdamRozza Wait no by the time of the OT not all of them were clones. Forgot for a sec there. Clones age fast and I'm not sure Kamino had functioning cloning facilities by the time of the OT? "@WeAreNIM @AdamRozza Actually they're closer to his brothers given that he was a clone too, just minus the faster aging." @WeAreNIM @AdamRozza I mean yes but they're not his dad. They just share DNA. I assume this has fucked him up quite a bit but he's had what like 30 years to process it? @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @norintha @maritroniuity I'm really sorry but my mood has kinda moved on since writing that but I didn't want to just say nothing @erinbanneret That too! The fact that I can't pull out my phone is a massive benefit! This is only tangentially related but it annoys me when people get confused/annoyed as to why people (I guess it's an American thing?) will sometimes applaud a movie. Applause is not solely for the performers. It's a shared communal human expression. "I can smoke weed alone but I often seek out smoking with others. The ritual adds something to the experience. It just does. I hope theaters never go away, even if countless people are more and more confused by their existence." "It's kinda like how you can totally eat alone (and tons of people do all the time), but we have COUNTLESS rituals where we eat TOGETHER. It doesn't make any more sense than simply being human and social." "If you're talking about visuals and sound, a lot of home entertainment systems can get really close to actual theaters. You go to the theater to have a shared, communal experience with other cinephiles. The ritual adds something." "Can I just say it's so good for my soul to see others talk about the magic of cinema, specifically in theaters? With what WB is doing next year (all their movies will be offered on HBO Max on release day), theater going might become a weird thing old people do, but I love it." @JessicaCyboid I honestly never thought about it as revenge for Han. I mean it barely is but you're probably right that that was the intent. """I'm here to tell you about the Avengers Initiative"" is another classic moment. People were screaming." @JessicaCyboid Or incredibly foolish "@JessicaCyboid George might have some dumb ideas sometimes but he's not be THAT clueless. He very clearly didn't think much of the character, meaning the love of Boba is just because he's toyetic." "@JessicaCyboid If he was meant to be a badass, George gave him a terrible ending. Then he literally just kept signing off on stories trying to undo that." "There are so many, but the guy going ""I'm from Fresno"" in Captain America in a theater literally in Fresno as the audience cheered was pretty awesome." @Respectful_Succ https://t.co/3k24KVoehW @JessicaCyboid I'm sorry I love you too I just have a Thing with Boba lol @WerewolfMoms Fuck Legends/Expanded Universe "@JessicaCyboid Luke didn't do it, Han did it by accident while blind." Yup. Imagine being this pathetically obsessed with Dengar. https://t.co/Ak28m7SxsX It's so cool having the Sarlacc completely de-fanged like that. It's so much better now that we know no one was in danger. Not like Return of the Jedi wasn't already completely deflated of all tension and closure from TRoS already. Also thanks for the massive spoilers "I'm not saying that everything George made is perfect and untouchable, but if you actually watch, you know, the fucking movies? Boba is a joke. Your hero is a buffoon character you're meant to laugh at you 50-something babies." "If Boba Fett was intended to be a badass, you'd think it wouldn't have taken them 40 fucking years to show us." God I'm not looking forward to watching season two. This shit is beyond insufferable. @Coral_Horns Indeed! https://t.co/lmk6r7x7yS @Coral_Horns @litterboxhex That's awesome! "@AnaMardoll I initially said fine people because I instantly thought of an interaction with my mom, lol. It's mostly assholes." @AnaMardoll So many otherwise fine people (and obviously tons of assholes) don't understand boundaries and think they're an affront to them personally and I'm just so tired. @BethBec0mesHer @caraesten Oh god I hate how real this sounds "@Todd_Bonzales Cool, bye" @JenApparently I cannot overstate how much I wish his survival post-RotJ stayed in Legends for exactly this reason @LexyVFX My motherboard is 8 years old :/ "@zenocoyote Oversimplifying but instead of ""woman trapped in a man's body"" it's ""animal trapped in a humans body""" @Pr0t0thePissed I kinda have a space of my own but it has no privacy. Eight months. "@Pr0t0thePissed @OfficialAB_Pos @ProtoTheDweeb Unblocked, sorry about that" "@eilidhmax @Cynon44 No data whatsoever is going to the screens. The light on them is yellow, meaning on but no data" @Random_Factor I'll try "@Chopin_42 Sometimes, yeah" @piffyjackie No the computer sounds wrong "I can't fucking live here anymore. I have no space, I have no money, I can't fucking breathe (metaphorically). I love my polycule so I can't leave but I hate it here so fucking much. I can't DO anything. I've been SUFFOCATING for EIGHT GODDAMN MONTHS" @eilidhmax @Cynon44 This is after weeks of having the issue where I'll try to shut down but it turns off my screens and then... doesn't shut down so I'm forced to hold the power button :/ @eilidhmax @Cynon44 It sounds different. It's only making the initial turn on noise that usually lasts only a couple seconds at most. It never progresses to the fully on noise where all the fans turn on and such. @zenocoyote Like a trans person but for animals "@Cynon44 But right now, no" @Cynon44 I don't know that I've ever heard such a thing "My computer won't turn on I mean it will, but like it doesn't do anything except be on? Like nothing else happens, no boot up, nothing. I can't afford a new computer goddammit" "I'm definitely at the age where I'm like ""I gotta exercise and floss more or the second half-ish of my life is gonna suck"" and then my executive dysfunction is like ""But there's rep to grind in WoW"" and I'm like ""That is not as much a priority"" to which it says ""Too bad""" @litterboxhex I mean I dunno about featureless but my pussy is quite damp 😳 "I'm like, Double Furry" I don't talk about it much but I'm definitely a therian. @litterboxhex My little Takkun is obsessed with water and bathtubs too lol "@Doc_Wolverine It's definitely not as satisfying and I fail at it constantly, but it's far better to just make your own tweet rather than QT or screenshotting assholes. I'm trying to do that more" "@litterboxhex ""HEY LOOK I FOUND A PLAY BOX THING""" "@toygrind You see, when a Primus hates a Unicron very much, they turn themselves into metallic planetoids and call the stork" @Kate_Bunni I am pro cuddle sluts 😤 @HaileyAdamsXXX @norintha @transgirlinSEA @maritroniuity I mean you know where I'm going with this :P @lucashoal Then you are! @OzmaRacc Yes! Slut pride! "@SammyCinnabun Jessie Gender, actually" @The_Jedi_Jawa Those have nothing to do with being a slut @Gwen_OSRS I'm a 44C too lol @Kaelyrhn Second is is the typo "@OfficialAB_Pos @Pr0t0thePissed Both of you, list your main and I'll unblock you asap" @norintha @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @maritroniuity I can think of some other positions 🤔 @AstroStella7 Yeah the pandemic makes it not really an option :/ @FroyoBaggins Oh heck I forgot he had a helmet-less role in the OT! "They're entertaining pictures because whoever that is looks like your goofy dad, but the constant misinformation bugs me" Really you should just redo the fucking tweet when your name is Star Wars FACTS & Leaks The correction was given below this tweet but it bugs me how often people think this is from 1983. It's for the special edition reshoots. Jeremey Bullock looks NOTHING like that lol Okay I think I'm finally falling asleep @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva Honestly same tho~ @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva 😳😳😳😳 @FemmebyMess Sure! @HaileyAdamsXXX Yesssss other drugs even more conducive to orgies 👀👀👀 @retronouns We gotta show you the alpacas! :3 @retronouns Also I really wanna hang out when this is all over (not necessarily in an orgy context unless you want it to be lol) 💕 @retronouns Omg I didn't know you were into orgies I didn't think I could like you any more than I did 👀 @blogconyst True facts! @gardenoftrans 👀👀👀 @blogconyst I know :P just... imagine the queer orgies once the pandemic is over @miss_nikola I'm in @Oh_its_joanna @Celeste_Oblivia Well I'm all of those things so I'm sure I'm on my way lol @gardenoftrans It's wonderful! 🥰 "It's like, trans people are my people, but trans sluts? Even more my people" I love befriending fellow trans sluts so much fuck it the typo stays in @Canageek No interest in 40k sorry is that man in the first picture is supporting that controller with his erection @Oh_its_joanna @Celeste_Oblivia No I meant on your old account lol @gardenoftrans yes plz 😳💕 "@blaze_casual Oof :/ I mean, if this recycling gig the ranch has going does well, I'll pay out of pocket too if I have to. Definitely shouldn't have to tho" @Oh_its_joanna @Celeste_Oblivia Seriously how did you get so many followers so fast lol @gardenoftrans You seem like you're doing amazingly so far! 😳 @TheCrystalStorm @Oh_its_joanna @gardenoftrans B I G G E R @explicitcowbell @miss_nikola @Discocheats YES @DiodeLass @griffonatrix Also usually required for vaginoplasties 🙃 @Canageek Yep! Lol @gardenoftrans @Oh_its_joanna @TheCrystalStorm w-wait a second 😳💕 "@Oh_its_joanna @gardenoftrans @TheCrystalStorm Seriously I hate doing the ""oh I'm so jealous!"" directly at a person. It's more like you're reminding me I need to get off my ass and look into this and I appreciate that 💕" @Canageek Is it the one with all the Star Trek stuff behind her who constantly makes ST references because if so that's who I'm talking about lol @Oh_its_joanna @gardenoftrans @TheCrystalStorm OH NO I'VE DEFINITELY BEEN FOUND OUT "It's fucking wild that it isn't a given that any insurance company that covers GRS also covers BA To a cis mind locked in the gender binary, surely they want us to LOOK like the ""opposite"" gender? I don't normally flash my vag in public but the size of my tits are known to all." @gardenoftrans @TheCrystalStorm Oh no I've been found out >.> "@gardenoftrans I do, but: - I don't love how they're shaped - My padded bra makes them look way bigger - My shoulders' width needs bigger tits to balance everything out - My band size is like 44 so they're only C's - I've wanted massive tidders since I was an egg lol" "@TheCrystalStorm It's not a big deal either way but this was a friend who just made a new, still very small account, but maybe? Either way we share the same pain 😭" YouTube recommended me a trans YouTuber I hadn't heard of and I just like subscribed on the spot lol It'd be rad if my feed just became nothing but trans creators. The more trans voices in that space the better. @NewGenderWhoDis I shall join #RockingTitsGang if it's the last thing I do! @NewGenderWhoDis This time no but other times very yes lol @PrissyOrcGF Honestly wasn't subtweeting you this time BUT I thank you and others for often reminding me I need to get on this lol @PrissyOrcGF You're just such an inspiration Morgie 😭💕💕💕 @transgrlinexile https://t.co/W0LfdkiVC5 Every time I see a trans girl with rocking tits I get that pang of jealousy that tells me I need to get on looking into breast augmentation asap. @AnaMardoll Thank you 💕💕💕💕💕 @Oh_its_joanna Oh! New account? Thank you for counting me as a friend! I should message more often but I consider us friends too 💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace lol they won't even federally decriminalize pot @NewGenderWhoDis I mean aside from having a vag I'm kinda the same way. Gonna have it all electrolysis'd away asap "@hmsnofun I feel like a hypocrite for agreeing, but I do 100%" "@AnaMardoll That's possible. Ugh, now I'm worried I just have a big head about all this lol" "@BVDGRRL God please let it be safe enough to go next year. This year was going to be my ""finally go to a bunch of furry conventions"" year 😭" @Maxli_C @reallifecomics Wait maybe closer to a year. 2020 has killed my sense of time "@Maxli_C @reallifecomics Stretchy timeline because comic Mae's coming out was like, damn near two years after real life (pun unintended lol) Mae did" "@Random_Factor I'll have to take you up on that offer some time! I got to level 3 today and honestly it was just time to stop visiting there until tomorrow lol. You have never, not even once, talked over me 💕" "Clout weirdos on Twitter like me are just people! And there are definitely those with clout that will abuse that power imbalance so please be careful, everyone. Kill your heroes. Even if for some reason I'm one of them lol" @Random_Factor Also sorry for not apologizing sooner. I was way out of line 💕 "@Random_Factor I really need you to listen to me and internalize the fact that I was being irrationally angry at a video game and there is no reasonable expectation that you should have known not to engage with a tweet I was making. I'm the one who should be sorry, and I am." But yeah I know this is because I have Clout and I hate how that warps interactions with people. Guess the answer is I should be way quicker to apologize first. "It's not just that they'll apologize but there will be this added dynamic coming from them of ""I was totally in the wrong and should've known better"" No you shouldn't have known I get irrationally angry at people who disagree with me about Star Wars, please don't feel bad :/" Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I'll get mad at someone for doing something totally innocuous and then they'll later apologize profusely despite the objective fact that they did nothing wrong and I was just being a grump and the power dynamic there worries me. @Random_Factor Oh please don't be sorry it's okay! I was just being a big grump 💕 @lisaquestions I don't even know the context here but huge agree @StebMcDreb *hugs and kisses* 💕💕💕💕💕 "*The ""it"" in ""tries to talk about it"" being 9/11. I realize my wording was a bit weird there" We have all been desensitized and I'm betting they know that. "Now that a 9/11's worth of people are dying a day I'd be interested to see if any right wing politician tries to talk about it like it was a huge tragedy ever again. I mean they're not above hypocrisy, but I dunno I just get this gut feeling they know they can't do that anymore." @StebMcDreb I'm honestly doing better than you'd think at the moment all things considered Love you 💕💕💕💕 This is just how my brain works now. Constantly aware that there's an entire forum that hates me and is obsessed with me. wanna become a failed youtuber and twitch steamer to maybe make google suggest something else and no other reason "And I dunno, maybe this is all kinda ""no shit"" to some folks but I've met people who do the exact opposite and assume that there must have been a good reason they blocked someone even if they can't remember why. I'm actually blocked by one of them lol" "The benefits outweigh the drawbacks considerably, and I feel it's way more in line with my personal virtues." I don't usually like immediately follow them (why would I? I don't even know who they are) so worst case scenario is I just have to block them again when/if I learn that they're toxic or whatever. @maegodhavemercy I seriously think it's just because of the 4 panel format the more I think about this. Your art looks NOTHING like his "I have a personal rule where if I notice I have a queer person blocked and I can't remember why I blocked them, I unblock them. I'd rather be friends with y'all, you know? Solidarity." "@maegodhavemercy You make 4 panel comics work! I used to complain about that style constantly but your comedic pacing as well as your art is so much better than Buckley's work imo, even factoring in how much better he's gotten at it." No one else is making videos quite like Sophia is. This video is so funny and insightful that I couldn't NOT become a patron immediately after watching it. I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it yet! @deathpigeon There is both serif AND sans-serif fonts here tho! :P @Calliethulhu This is such a cute setup! And y'all are moved in together now that's wonderful! 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL huge agree @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you both so much!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA I love you too sweetheart!!! 💕💕💕 @retronouns HUGE SAME I thought I was the only one! "@transgrlinexile You can do stuff if you go painfully slow. Your level of catching the Jailor's attention resets daily. But I haven't yet figured out what increases the level. I'm pretty sure it's ""doing literally anything"" which sucks ass so hard." @Doc_Wolverine You're an awesome friend! 💕 @reallifecomics This is so cool! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX She does! @emilyvdw https://t.co/O5RlovnFJi @maegodhavemercy @StarTrek @glaad MOOD. I kinda exclusively buy women's cut tops now >.> @StarTrek @glaad .@maegodhavemercy you should definitely be made aware of this @HaileyAdamsXXX @AntibrunchAkt You take pussy very seriously too! @edensthings @BrieHenshin awwww thank you 💕 "@FarmthisA @KonekoSlut god, yes please" @SolientArt @SwiftAusterity @BrieHenshin That's the year my sister was born! "@edensthings @BrieHenshin (and me, but I'm nobody lol)" "@edensthings @BrieHenshin I mean I'm MOSTLY joking, but Chelsea Manning and Elliot Page were born that year." "@vluesclues ah, the three stooges kink" "I REALLY hope this isn't a glitch. I understand wanting to order them in chronological order but my phone just does that ""off screen"" so to speak which is so much more obviously smarter." "After years of suffering under Twitter's shittily designed emoji window on desktop, where clicking one of your frequently used emojis instantly puts it at the front of the list making saying multiple emojis a huge unnecessary chore, it looks like it doesn't do that anymore??" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I love you so fucking much @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva I'm pretty sure you have friends. But family helps too! "@theymerSophie I think this might be my first time watching one of your videos? Because like, your voice and style as a video essayist is really good and engaging and I feel like I would've remembered? Anyway this video is high quality stuff and more people should watch it." "@blogconyst I'm still confused but it's okay, don't worry about it 💕" @blogconyst Okay but I need to know what you meant! It's bugging me not knowing D: really wish realm transfers didn't cost as much as they do https://t.co/beqzOHhb0P @blogconyst You didn't have to delete it! I just didn't understand :/ @southswampwitch It's a pleasure to meet you!!! 💕💕💕 @Demodeview I can ALSO turn into a ghost fox because of the Ardenweald spell :3 "@Demodeview My ghost wolf button is right next to my mount button which helps. It's neat that it gives you lore text for why your mount won't come, but also, maybe just grey out the mount button???" @soveryqueer I hadn't heard that and didn't notice when I watched it (though I'm not Jewish so I'm not surprised it went over my head). Do you remember any specifics beyond that? @soveryqueer Hell there's a ton of shows and movies where cis men play *cis* women. Anyone loudly proclaiming that they're confused about this isn't actually confused. @blogconyst What? "@acvalens My parents let me collect Beanie Babies, but I could tell they found it weird at best." @Pr0t0thePissed World of Warcraft Shadowlands @Demodeview I will at some point for mount collection achievements (I assume there's more to get) and then never use it. It looks awful imo "The steps involved are pretty simple, but it might not take you 10 minutes. Keep in mind when she mentions the entrance with two lanterns, THAT is the first turn (left). Also a freshly leveled 60 CANNOT beat him on their own. https://t.co/SztKHZVp4V" "@PlaytonicGames @WerewolfMoms PLAYTONIC, THIS IS MAIN" The guide said this mount takes 10 minutes to obtain. It took an hour. https://t.co/QPBVSuzQfU @CuddlePotato I assumed you meant the series finale @CuddlePotato Don't remember the all a dream reveal? Do you mean the all a board game reveal? @CuddlePotato I like the finale :/ @ChaKatKimber THANK YOU I was screaming over and over @IikeClockwork I have quite a few quests there because I've had to take a break after like 20 fucking minutes every day I don't want to argue about this anymore @IikeClockwork I'd like to play the game I paid for "Oh, I lost some styga or whatever the fuck it's called On my way back, bombarded and chained down, died, lost more styga I DON'T CARE ABBOUT THE FUCKING STYGA ANYMORE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT" "I'm venting right now so if you want to come in saying how you love this mechanic, you will just make me angrier." "Here's an idea: A mechanic that punishes me for playing your awful game too much is bad! Shocking, I know" The Eye of the Jailer mechanic is: Fucking stupid as fuck @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* "@Doc_Wolverine That, plus free masks for anyone who asks. That should cover all the bases" @ReinaHW @reallifecomics I don't think that's supposed to happen on just estrogen? Yeah I'm gonna need one of these 👀 @Random_Factor I thought he was hit in his jet pack? Still got owned like a useless bitch tho lol @reallifecomics For me I didn't have to pee more on spiro but the salt cravings were INTENSE. "@NeolithicSheep @dontattack_pls @AnaMardoll I honestly didn't know that. Good to know. Still, it's less effective, so the overall point of ""articles will be written defending people who make it less effective"" still holds" "@ArtregalOR @SammyCinnabun I agree. He knows he can be a girl if he wants. And clearly he doesn't want that, and I respect that 💕" @gardenoftrans 🥺🥺🥺 @SammyCinnabun I mean you're not the only one. Famously during their Yoshi's Cookie episode he asks Dan if he's ever wondered what it would be like to be a girl. The reason I said nevermind in that initial tweet is I don't want to be rude and insist he's trans lol @SammyCinnabun Not that I know of! He's GNC for sure tho (though I don't know that he's used that term). @AssembledGhost That makes sense. It felt like you were my age @RaeGun2k I knew how that story ends. I knew she died too young in 2008. I can't remember if I knew she was buried under her deadname. But now I'm crying 💕 "@monster_nocock @AntikytheraClio As of fairly recently a number of the actors have said they'd still be down for doing a movie if I recall correctly. But honestly I admire the hell out of the sheer tenacity of just flatly stating ""Oh also we're getting a movie"" before one was ever greenlit lol" @CuddlePotato 💕💕💕 "@Cryogaijin You seem like a nice person so I'll try to be nice in my reply: Starting a reply to a stranger with ""may I start out with a consensual hug"" is weird at best." this image has never been more relevant https://t.co/1nagwHoOup @mizabitha I agree @NLRG_ I knew this @pennywhispered 87 trans club! 😎 "@Monicaaaaaah It's funny I think I already knew you were my age? I saw you like the tweet and I was like ""Yeah she gets it!""" @Monicaaaaaah Fantastic year to be born imo 🥰 "@Azure_Husky HUGE SAME I don't know how young I was when my dad started taking me to every movie I asked to go to but I think it might've been 4? Anyway ignoring the first 3 years of my life, 2020 will be the first year of my life that I haven't seen a movie in theaters 😭😭😭" @autogynamelia Oh no it's not even close to being just you lol This tweet is based on a true thought process I had and is only coincidentally kinda funny/ironic "I could make a silly tweet about how us '87 babies keep turning out trans. Elliot Page, me... actually I really need at least 3 to make it a proper joke... Only other '87 celebrity I know off the top of my head is Arin Hanson... nevermind >.>" @Demodeview 👏👏👏 @SnortingEstrace I remember this story! It's sweet 💕 @Azure_Husky I'm a year in and I can 100% confirm this Kathryn Salamander @SnortingEstrace Given how much the symptoms overlap this is actually a quality tweet lol "@SnortingEstrace I was gonna say I didn't know you were autistic I dunno, I self diagnosed myself 🤷‍♀️" @Q3w3e3 aw hell yeah! @blogconyst hey 👀 @miss_nikola RIGHT??? People have been saying this to me for years and I'm still not sure what to do with this feeling it gives me 😳 @miss_nikola god same https://t.co/QCqJJTCB6k @Lilith_Bites (also you're cute af that was a factor too) @Lilith_Bites Hi I checked your profile and the trans Transformers banner means an automatic follow back from me 🥰 If you don't know: Your phone has a setting that will flip the picture back to normal after being in mirror mode while posing for it. (obviously I'm kidding but hoo boy this is a pet peeve of mine) (but I honestly will never know if you just don't take selfies wearing clothes with writing on them :P) People who keep their selfies mirrored so that you're only ever sharing with people the false version of you that you see in a mirror: How do you sleep at night? @Chopin_42 They're supposed to be rarer than motor tics! Which means of course mind are vocal 🙃🙃🙃 @CertifiedLeggy I mean I don't remember there being a Wednesday this week Do you? Community of Warcraft 7 hours later and I'm still extremely star struck over the fact that this happened need my Daddy to fuck me real bad 🥵 @sarahlicity @trgrrl putting the blue in blu-ray lol yeah even more of a reason I'm glad the 4k versions are happening ... wait they're only gonna release the theatrical cuts one by one then make us wait a year before offering the extended editions without the special features aren't they this is certainly not peak progesterone horny but I do have a strong urge to be smothered by gorgeous transfemmes progesterone horny 😬 @sarahlicity @trgrrl Okay now comes the part where I admit I have yet to watch it lol What's wrong with it? @trgrrl It's my fault for waiting like 10 years to finally buy it lol Not this time with 4k! Gonna get ahead of that upgrade curve @trgrrl WAIT WAIT THE WHAT I JUST BOUGHT IT ON BLURAY A FEW MONTHS AGO DAMMIT @bratinsub We have working definitions already. They're the ones you could probably infer (or google). I would argue that the emotional connection people have to concepts we've invented are extremely meaningful on their own merits. @JenApparently holy shit you're right "@bratinsub Seems like we agree? Queerness doesn't really mix well with trying to fit it into neat scientific boxes. It's not a value judgement on all of science, just something that it does." "@ZJemptv Pretty sure there's a fallacy name for this one. Appeal to the ""natural"" maybe?" "@bratinsub Look I'm not at all anti-science. I might've chose the wrong phrasing. Queerness always, without question, will eventually contradict any attempt at defined boundaries set around it. A similar phenomena happens with art." "Oh fun fact! If I remember correctly, this is about what Vanya Hargreeves should look like in the Umbrella Academy flashbacks lol" Fun fact I had no idea Trailer Park Boys was this old of a show (Elliot is my age) @bratinsub Can love be measured "@TransgurlTSB It usually gets better in adulthood. Mine got better, went away for a while, then came back through the stress of just being an out trans woman 🙃" "@tiptransformed @Monicaaaaaah I don't know if this will help you, but for me? A lot of my anxiety came from trying butt stuff pre-transition and like... Sticking stuff up a girl butthole is way better that doing so with a ""boy"" butthole. Like it sounds funny to say but the gender euphoria helps lol" @thewispsoftime Heh Yeah sometimes if my tweets don't get likes right away I worry the joke didn't land and I delete lol @MajestikDewback 🤷‍♀️ Sounds like TS to me but I'm not a doctor "@Todd_Bonzales I'm sorry, what's your problem here?" @thewispsoftime I'm really curious what tweet it was now lol @MajestikDewback Yeah most TS tics are motor tics. Vocal tics are rarer (so of COURSE that's what I have lol) @thewispsoftime I don't know what you're talking about? @MajestikDewback Tourettes? NOT INTENTIONALLY BUT WOW HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT https://t.co/GJWcmdai2O @dreamingnoctis Same hat! Though I suspect I have more issues that weren't diagnosed 🙃 ...I'm a TS with TS 🤔 "You know how intrusive thoughts almost feel like they pick the worst time to manifest? Yeah, same shit with TS tics." Yes I have tourettes. It's not something that really comes up in text form very often lol "If you've ever wondered what it's like to have tourettes: Ever struggled with intrusive thoughts? It's exactly like that, except imagine the thought can force you to make a silly loud noise instead. It's the sensation of your brain doing shit you didn't ask it to." @monster_nocock No gas leak season is season 4 @Demi_theynd aw hell yeah I'm the whole sandwich It's not unwatchable by any means but it's not nearly as funny or clever and half the time it feels like they're trying to hard? Oh boy the gas leak season of Community... oof @HaileyAdamsXXX soon 😔💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I wanna snuggle with you so bad!!! @caraesten That's wonderful omg! 💕💕💕 @prpltnkr Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @prpltnkr Just $25 now 😳 @SnortingEstrace not even a little bit 💕 @SnortingEstrace so the plan would be to moon people when you're non-verbal @ShepardZorEl That might be the coldest take I've ever seen on this website Boy am I glad they rushed through like two seasons to just get the ending over with so we can FINALLY see what happened BEFORE all the interesting stuff! Narrator's voice: It won't be awesome all the way through "I assume the thought process here is ""people loved the beginning of the series and hated the end, so if we make a prequel it'll just be awesome all the way through""" @hmsnofun huge agree @tainkirrahe Transmetals haven't been a thing in any capacity for so long. That would be nice. @addamschloe finally the sequel to penis dropped @vexwerewolf @StrypeisonFire OMG I LOVE THIS! Super hot too :3 @xacid Interesting. Guess I didn't do much dungeons during BfA Really enjoying the number of dungeons in Shadowlands. Seems like the number has been way higher than usual? @AngryNerdBird Oh it's a reference to an older quest? "@Orionpax4221 @QueenStodge I didn't even think of that. And it makes it easier to do that now that they all have the same paint apps. It's no longer ""here's 3 much better painted figures that stand out"" (which I do sometimes enjoy, but this is good too)" @Orionpax4221 @QueenStodge I mean I least all three coneheads are equally impossible to get 🙄 @CallieBurrito You need to for this one! No quest markers for the things you need to light up "the last sentence of this has major ""a wizard did it"" vibes https://t.co/Jc6mKOsDDE" "@ChrysKitten No, 200 :P" @QueenStodge I FORGOT ABOUT THRUST Is he a Target exclusive too? @VixusFoxy @prpltnkr I kinda like the feeling lol @QueenStodge Have a friend hooking me up with Runabout and thank fuck for that. Tired of these chase figures. Seriously get better material https://t.co/BZeHEUaqyI "I'm sympathetic to the desire to view everything in terms of class because yeah, rich assholes are already on board with class solidarity and we need to catch up badly. But focusing on class at the exclusion of everything else at all times is pretty obviously not helpful." "Money can solve ALMOST all problems. Can't really solve various issues surrounding bigotry, though, which is why class reductionism is an incomplete understanding of the world." So do class reductionists consciously believe that money can solve everything or only subconsciously believe that? "@TheFuggle @AnaMardoll Because of their own limited and bullshit worldview, a class reductionist would probably have to believe that money, being able to solve everything, could somehow solve dysphoria without one needing to transition." @AnaMardoll Also it runs the risk of legitimizing it to true believers. "Debating finally using my Instagram because my original reason for avoiding it (chasers in my DMs) can be easily fucked with by replying ""I don't have a dick"" 🤔" "@AnaMardoll I swear by a personal rule of mine that it's never beneficial to start comparing personal struggles. There are some that are easy to compare, but the vast majority aren't. But when you're a class reductionist like [REDACTED], you have to pretend as if money solves everything." @SweetBeansComix Hell yeah! "@AnaMardoll But yeah it's nearly impossible to weigh ""has lots of money"" against ""has 1.5 million Twitter followers and their transition is going to be under public scrutiny their entire life"" I don't know how you even begin to compare those two things." "@AnaMardoll I hate that I've seen people say ""They aren't technically saying trans people are bourgeois"" when that last sentence in that tweet is just saying it with weasel words as if that's somehow better." @ArtregalOR Exactly! "It's just like, do y'all know how many he/him lesbians I know that are transfemmes? I'm dating one! That's right. Try to wrap your head around that one. Try to put someone like that into your discreet boxes. Queerness abhors scientific classification." "This is a lesbian discovering the boundaries of her sexuality and its rich history, not an ignorant invader in your space." "Oh and by the way, in case this thread gets to corners of Twitter my threads don't always reach: I'm a lesbian. Yes, even by most strict definitions unless you're a transphobe (but even then I'm still gay)." It's really simple: - Dictionaries aren't run by queer people - We don't necessarily divulge all of the complexities of queerness to non-queers because y'all constantly act Like That when we do - Yeah some younger queers think queerness can fit into discrete boxes. They'll learn "Lesbian is a much bigger umbrella term than most people seem to realize. I don't give two shits if you disagree, even if you're queer yourself! Because you're factually wrong, sorry 🤷‍♀️" "Fucking know-nothing cishets posting screenshots of the dictionary definition of lesbian as if I'm gonna immediately say ""omg you're right! My years of queerness and learning about our long history of queerness from my elders was wrong the whole time! Thank you, pedant!""" @randomKnowbody @HaileyAdamsXXX I frankly don't give a shit if dictionaries can't keep up with the speed of queerness. Muted. "@HaileyAdamsXXX Same! But even if he isn't, he's still cute af 😍" @Trash_Scout @QueenStodge Ah you mean like Red Venom and Black Carnage? @OzmaRacc GOD PLZ "@randomKnowbody @theogrin No the definition of lesbian has always been more complex than ""just women""" @LambChopInPamps @StopTweetingMia Cis men cannot be lesbians. That's about as far as I'd be willing to take that "@LambChopInPamps @StopTweetingMia But even if he did consider himself a man, a lot of trans men have complicated relationships with the lesbian label that cannot be simply put into discrete labeled boxes, you know? And I don't think it's my or anyone else's place to debate that.." "@LambChopInPamps @StopTweetingMia He hasn't stated outright that he's nonbinary, but he also hasn't said he's a man and his pronouns are he/they. It's likely he's nonbinary. But because we don't know, we can't know his sexuality either." @Mumford_98 Omg I don't even remember that wtf "@MxJackParker I mean, if a nonbinary person wanted to say like ""Unless I'm dating someone with the EXACT same flavor of nonbinary I am, it's straight"" there'd be logic there. Where cishet people make a mistake is assuming everyone would take every excuse to be straight. Which like, why lol" "After my family and I have gotten covid vaccines, I'm gonna go see a movie. I'll still mask up, but my soul has missed the theater so fucking much. I almost don't even care what movie it is! Just... a movie. With popcorn and everything 🥰" (not to imply there are better rules for what makes a white person white-- whiteness is an inherently exclusionary category-- but I wasn't sure how better to phrase that to make it mirror the way TERFs gatekeep the term lesbian) "Honestly yet another way TERFism is just white supremacy with a thin coat of paint. It reminds me of the idea of white genocide. Because of their own bigoted rules about what makes a white person white, they think their numbers are shrinking. https://t.co/EF5uboPb49" @MaiaFranklyn SAME LIKE I KNOW (OR AT LEAST DEEPLY SUSPECT) I'M BEING PLAYED HERE @MaiaFranklyn Maia you're 10000% right but something about their particular brand of bullshit just makes it impossible for me not to engage @QueenStodge I'm confused o.o @QueenStodge Yes that's why I'm saying that's clearly Glyph :P @QueenStodge Surely that's Glyph? "Transphobes will often try to cram us into the ""neither male nor female"" box in an effort to dehumanize us, and it's especially gaslighty when they do it to nonbinary people" "And that's not even getting into the fact that because the gender binary is fake, he could totally still call himself a lesbian if he wants. It's literally just transphobes announcing loudly that they're transphobic and nothing more." "Maybe their answer is that in their view he IS still a woman but he's obviously not on their side anymore given that he's saying he's not a woman. And like, my dudes, fucking *cis* lesbians have been doing whatever they feel like with gender for DECADES." "Elliot Page's sexuality is no one's business but his own but it's interesting that transphobes seem to think he's no longer a lesbian. How, exactly? Aren't these the assholes who think all transmasc people are confused women?" "@AlexisVeilled *holds* I love you, babe. I'm so sorry 💕" "Oh here's one based on recent news: Transphobes acting like Elliot Page isn't a lesbian anymore. First off, he still could be for for a myriad of reasons but let's just assume a simple binary understanding of gender for a moment: ...So you *transphobes* think he's a man now?" @nataliereed84 That's what I'm saying! We should get more updates on how cute you obviously still are! :P @nataliereed84 Oh heck you should tweet selfies more often 💕 "@StopTweetingMia well, TIL lol" "@FreyjaErlings Omg I didn't see the ""if"" at the beginning of that and almost had a heart attack" "That would be almost funny if it weren't so fucking evil. There's also the equally fun and similarly cruel ""hair removal is required for GRS but hair removal is considered cosmetic"" trick https://t.co/DTvtDzjHbW" @canceledlol And it's not because we're unfuckable to cis people (but boy I bet a lot of them insist that must be the case)! It's literally because we find other trans people hotter! That's another frustrating one. There's this REALLY strong sense that they seem to think we're transitioning for THEM. Watch their heads spin as I mention I (and many other trans people!) exclusively fuck only other trans people. https://t.co/uXDBEAXDSZ "@daylightvoid Yep I wasn't really full time until I started taking HRT. I understand that to cis people, the idea is they want to make sure we really mean it, but the reality is it's a fucking backwards approach that harms more people than it helps." @SlayZeKyriarchy lol it's late and I forgot that clicking fullscreen makes it rotate because it has to Still though! It means the fact that my phone's orientation is locked rarely gets in the way for me 🤷‍♀️ "Cis people seem to have this base assumption they've never stopped to confront that transition takes like, a day I see this manifest in their confusion over transfemme voices. That shit takes practice! Even if HRT took care of it it would still take time! https://t.co/mPGMAHEcec" "@SlayZeKyriarchy On my phone for YouTube at least it'll still change to landscape mode if fullscreen the video and rotate the phone, even while having the orientation locked." Oh here's a fun one: Their confusion over the existence of trans lesbians @SlayZeKyriarchy Oh gosh why don't you have your phone position locked??? I wouldn't be able to stand the constant switching "This one's a bit more UK/European flavored but there's the classic ""We need to make sure you've been living as your gender before we prescribe medication that'll make that easier""" I wish I could think of more examples (feel free to share some!) but there's just endless examples of shit where I just want them to say their thought process out loud. Literally once. Because it's fucking bonkers almost every time. "And like I know people are gonna reply with stuff like ""the cruelty is the point"" but I don't think all cis people are consciously being cruel to us. I really feel like in a lot of cases they've just never thought this shit through." "You don't want any cis kids to go through the wrong puberty, right? So then why are you fighting for laws that do that to trans kids? You seem to think that a trans woman coming out as trans means they've had The Surgery yet you're afraid of seeing penises in your locker room?" that one man ray/patrick spongebob meme but it's me walking through the twisted logic cis people have about literally everything they think they know about being trans "This same unnamed YouTuber is also one of the kindest leftists with a platform that I know of, and they stick up for trans people. I say this to emphasize that it's really not about me thinking that there's a wrong to be trans. But if you argue against our interests? Maybe stop." "There's another nonbinary YTer who recently added any/all to their pronouns specifically because they felt that ppl were bullying others while correcting misgenderings and that to me feels like this YTer has an understanding of their gender that's a bit different than mine, BUT," "@TainaGorditaTV @QuestForTori For me my biggest hangup is how shitty the animation is in HB cartoons, so I feel like it's almost an insult to Gendy and co to compare them :P" "@starshpgirl We have 9 dogs living on the ranch lol I'm just asking like, what tweet of mine you're referring to?" "@aristidexo I'll admit I don't know enough about the history of leftism to disagree, but I don't really understand how leftism got anywhere without identity politics. Sounds like assuming you're right, for most of its history leftism was nearly pointless." "And like by all means, fuck me for assuming that being trans is easy for them, but I'm doing this because of their atrocious takes on transness. If it's at all hard on them in similar ways to the rest of us, they're purposefully hiding that fact to make room for shitty takes." @starshpgirl What dog? "That's the core issue here. It's not about if they're faking or not. Ultimately I don't care. It's that I'm increasingly worried that being trans for them seems like it's not a big deal, and they could easily assume it must be that way for every other trans person." "I can't know their heart but when they make takes like ""Working class ppl can't be expected to not be at least a little transphobic"" or ""When a celebrity comes out as trans it makes it harder to argue that being trans isn't bourgeois"" it seems like they don't take this seriously." "@starshpgirl I get it now. Yeah I have the ""quality filter"" on but that's not the same thing as ""only see people I follow reply"" I'll follow you back on that account which SHOULD (fingers crossed) help me see tweets from that account. Sorry about that!" @ann_arcana Yeah there's really no reason to think people like that can't exist. They know as well as the rest of us that we can't call them on it without sounding like massive assholes (and in most cases? yeah we would be assholes) "@starshpgirl No I don't have that filter on. I have one that filters based on some other criteria I'm not 100% sure of, but it takes care of most sock puppet accounts. But even still, I still don't understand what you're saying?" "@aCuteTransGirl RIGHT??? And fuck I feel fucking manipulated here because I'm suddenly sounding like the WORST people in our community! And yet... it's the perfect cover for them. Trans people with the kindest hearts will be forced to dismiss these concerns, at least publicly." @starshpgirl I don't follow? "I don't like stooping to that level of conspiratorial thinking, but with people like Peter it comes naturally. I've only ever met one other person who brought this out of me and they weren't good news." Like I just wouldn't put it past Peter to have done this solely as a social experiment to prove how much us vampires in our castle squabble about correct pronouns when all the REAL leftists like them are focusing on stuff that MATTERS. "I honestly sometimes wonder if this all isn't somehow intended by them. I know I've seen screenshots of people in their Discord server laughing at anyone correcting people on their pronouns. That doesn't mean they also think it's very funny, but I do wonder." "SAME. I'm extremely anti-gatekeeping but with Peter it's almost like I subconsciously assume they cannot be trans. It's a scary side of me I don't like seeing, and fuck I wish I could fully blame them for that. Not sure I fairly can. https://t.co/UEandr8fNg" "@starshpgirl It's cool to not be into that as long as your caught up on the various ways it can manifest on the left, and I'm happy to assist in that regard 💕" "@StopTweetingMia I should add that I personally don't care what he calls his sexuality? This isn't me trying to justify my own labels or crush on him, I'm just frustrated by how little people understand how vast the label of lesbian really is." "@StopTweetingMia I really hate bringing this up because I can't overstate how much it's none of our business but HE CAN STILL BE A LESBIAN Like I know a transphobe is the last person who's likely to understand this fact but still, endlessly exhausting to see people assume he can't be a lesbian." @Canageek I double check pronouns too! But given that it's all in the same app I already had to close the tweet window to check that in the past regardless @starshpgirl It's called class reductionism and Peter likes to do that too "@starshpgirl I'm not saying she or that other guy are shining luminaries in the leftist community or anything, I'm just saying that yes, some leftists actually believe that trans people are bourgeois and Peter is aware of that." "@StopTweetingMia As an egg I had the following two thoughts recur often in my head, but never at the same time: ""I wish I could be a lesbian"" ""I feel like I *should* be gay for some reason but I don't like men"" My eggshell was THICK lol" @Canageek Nope just gone 🙃 @TempestaRubida I said Twitter app "@im_just_laur Yes exactly! My gender feels weird, hard to explain, and very liminal, so like, if people are confused about it? Good, honestly" "@starshpgirl I admit I can't recall if they literally say the phrase ""trans people are bourgeois"" (and I can't double check right now) but they definitely make the argument that materialism doesn't leave room for caring at all about trans issues." JUST ran into it again because I wanted to grab a link to a YouTube video that was relevant to the tweet I was writing. Literally forgot that this change was a thing because doing this is so second nature to me. "@starshpgirl There are absolutely leftists making that argument, tragically enough. https://t.co/2r5dkmc9pF" I didn't realize how often I do this but sometimes I wanna check the definition of a word real fast before I click tweet. I dunno if this was an intentional change but it's kind weird to discourage people from carefully considering their words. "@starshpgirl The part that's shitty though is they say something to the effect of ""It gets harder to argue against this idea"" In other words, ""Yeah I can see why people make that claim"" That's shitty. That's not ""oh they aren't explaining themselves well,"" it's just shitty." "@starshpgirl That's honestly fair. Like with a lot of people with clout and negative reputations, it can be hard to remember all the reasons they're in the asshole box now. At this point is just a dunkfest. They don't deserve much else at this point." Twitter app has stopped holding onto tweets still being written if I switch to another app and I'm really upset over this change. "I've said it before but one of the FASTEST ways to demonstrate you're not arguing in good faith is to claim you know your opponent better than they do. If you walk into a debate and start by saying you're a mind reader, no one should take you seriously ever again." "I'm actually fully aware that I'm not a crustacean, I know you cannot possibly be right about this and that every word coming out of your noise hole is just complete nonsense from here on out. And the funniest part is you somehow have no idea how much you just played yourself." "Saying trans people are bourgeois is a bit like saying trans people are crab people. In either case, I and every other trans person (plus quite a few cis people!) already know you're full of shit the second you open your shit-filled mouth." @nataliereed84 Certainly seems that way! "If they see themselves as trans: Literally what the fuck given how they talk about trans issues If they do not see themselves as trans: I dunno the phrase ""stolen valor"" but like with pronouns comes to mind, but I'm no gatekeeper I just wish they'd shut up" "I dunno it's every time they stumble their way through talking about trans issues it sure seems like they think of themselves as cis. Which they're totally allowed to do, btw, it's just kinda frustrating." is peter c0ffin aware of the fact that they themselves are trans or what @Demi_theynd @SnortingEstrace I'm gonna make a LOT of voice recordings blaming the army of the 12 monkeys for the apocalypse just to throw people off @NLRG_ Cisformers least surprising development of 2020 honestly yeah okay sure https://t.co/xsQV2kKd0s @ArtregalOR There's a reason a lot of people take it at bedtime @ArtregalOR For me it only happens when I take it rectally but yeah! @cpuspellcaster Rectal! :V @emilyvdw Hell I bought an extremely overpriced fancy boxset of the entire series RIGHT BEFORE covid got bad and guess what I haven't watched yet? 🙃 @PatriciaTaxxon That's just what they do now Oh yeah already feeling loopy weeeee @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀 "@NireBryce @ireneista I'm only on 200mg, don't worry :P" "@prpltnkr I dunno! I don't think so, but yeah this stuff makes me sleepy too lol" "@TainaGorditaTV @QuestForTori Cartoon Network are all owned by Turner, who also bought HB in I think the late 80's? But that doesn't mean Cartoon-Cartoons are HB joints. They just shared a channel back in the day." First night of double my previous progesterone dose 😳 @QuestForTori Other than Scooby Doo which has actual fans for some reason I think you might be right @femme_thoughts Same! 💕 @Grandmas_Balls I maintain if you wait long enough you can come back 🤷‍♀️ @femme_thoughts I'm REALLY glad you came out 💕 @AnaMardoll My baby Binx is a chest cat too! It's adorable but also a little annoying at times lol @femme_thoughts I didn't know about this origin story! I'm glad you're here 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much Daddy 🥵💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX >//////> @HaileyAdamsXXX ggggffffffghhhggfffghhhhsssg 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @Azure_Husky Yeah this thread's a mood :/ @pandagirlIvy Exactly! @HaileyAdamsXXX hhffhhhgggh I need you to fill my pussy Daddy >/////< @QueenStodge I'm sorry you went through all that gosh :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh and you didn't even have any of my holes to use! I'm sorry Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 "@AnaMardoll Never been diagnosed, but yes I'm autistic 💕" EEEEEE THANK YOU FOR THE DINOSAUR @transgirlinSEA!!! <3 <3 <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/IesxvWFkyR "@6er66 Two things: - The way I phrased it was the only way to do that without deadnaming him. - As you said, he didn't say he's a man, so his sexuality could still be lesbian, but also it's not our business either way" @EntityofJustice 💕💕💕 "And I like, I like people! I have friends and loved ones who want to play games with me! I'm not mad at them! This is just a weird thing I have." "Please tell me I'm not the only one who needs spoons to switch from playing a game singleplayer to playing that same game multiplayer? It's like, oh cool this relaxation activity now requires that I be ""on""" @EntityofJustice CUTE OFFICIAL SICKOS SHIRT THIS IS NOT A DRILL @CamVenting Basically! @SydSny1776 I wasn't really that scared. I've known I wanted this surgery since I was 12. Wish I could help more than that :/ "@CamVenting Elliot Page is transmasculine, so if they changed Vanya at all it would be having her come out as a transmasculine person as well, not a trans woman." @TheStrawbrary heck >/////> "@RajelAran We have plans that don't need a storage space thankfully, but it does need other things to start moving along. I would give more details but it's just a hundred little things you know? We'll get there." "@RajelAran It's been my last two years too! In 3 different houses! Baby steps, I guess. I got SOME cleaning done today at least x.x" @GenderBanana Earthrise Prime justifies buying Earthrise Prime! :P Oh heck that's a good one too! https://t.co/KpH2FzwBNQ @TheStrawbrary can you believe i ever thought i was big We're all crammed very tight into this place. Hopefully soon we'll have more space. Just waiting on so many things to happen. "You know those sliding panel puzzles where you move one panel at a time to put the picture together? And how that only works because there's a missing panel? So much of the organizing in this house can't be done because we aren't missing any panels, if that makes sense?" It's wild that it's taken 14 years of Generations figures to get an actual updated Huffer. An '84 character! Haven't had anything other than that one Optimus repaint from a few years ago that definitely does NOT count @maegodhavemercy @AmazonChique You are tho! You basically get 15 or so freebie years where you get showered with praise from adults and your lack of experience and taste rarely has the chance to convince you your work looks like shit. After that it takes a LOT more self-discipline to gain the same skills. "That's why you get adults saying ""I can't draw"" Of course you can draw. What you're unwilling to do (and I don't blame you) is spend possibly years looking at finished work that looks to your adult eyes as very obviously the work of a student who needs to keep practicing." "Talent is an illusion. What we call talent is actually just what happens when a kid starts practicing a skill at a young enough age where any amount of skill is seen as impressive by adults which encourages them, and they lack enough experience to know when their work is lacking." @ARCTIC_ST0RM SKELETON WARRIORS @IllCaesarer Oh hell yeah! Getting your vagina is a remarkably calming experience lol https://t.co/ygTBIdittH Anyway I was hoping to take pics to celebrate but those might have to wait for unrelated reasons Where does the time go??? One year ago today I got my very own vagina 😳😳😳 @ARCTIC_ST0RM I love these guys specifically for city displays and I'll probably be buying all of them lol Megatron's tank turret turns! "@SixArmedSweater @caraesten OCD and ADHD are on the same spectrum, so there might be symptom overlaps, yeah" @notCursedE I guess you're officially back then? Good to see you 💕 "At the very least, as long as Elliot wasn't fired from the show (which it's been confirmed he wasn't), I won't be upset at either way they decide to handle it Vanya was already some amazing queer representation. Even before season 2 her story was just so overtly queer-feeling." "I'm torn between ""it would rock if Umbrella Academy had a trans character"" and ""I don't think the assumption that trans actors have to play trans characters is healthy"" as well as ""it almost feels rude to speculate either way""" @caraesten Yeah that's like textbook intrusive thoughts. "@TheCubeCactus @Alexecuted I debated adding a reply mentioning that hair style doesn't dictate gender but I hoped it was implied. But it's definitely worth noting, thank you 💕" my finger lingered above the tweet button for a solid five minutes there Asked my endo if it was okay to start boofing additional progesterone but I forgot to ask my IBS for permission 😔 anyway here's my post hoc excuse: https://t.co/3xYz5dXkSU @displaced_ATX Oh wait that wasn't intentional? lol "I swear I'm biologically incapable of remembering to make my big ""hey transphobes, fuck you"" threads only people I follow can reply" @Esper_Lily @AnaMardoll Ever since learning that Wikipedia is run by Libertarians this sort of bullshit has made a lot more sense. "Sort of like how I've seen a couple cis people now use they/them to refer to him in a very overt ""I don't respect your transness"" kind of way, but they/them ARE some of his pronouns. It's just like, cis people will engage in the PETTIEST bullshit when they wanna be transphobic." Also it's a really minor thing but almost everywhere I've seen this announced the right way used a picture of Elliot with his hair either pulled back or cut short and this TMZ tweet of course picks... that picture. "@JenApparently Losing it over ""THIS ISSUE: EVERYBODY DIES""" @meldaniellerice Also while this isn't the most important aspect of this: He could still be a lesbian "There are people who detransition, but you don't get to control someone else's life because you're worried they might late regret their choices. And on top of that, the vast majority of people who transition are trans and don't regret transitioning." Such a long exhaustive bullshit argument that dances around the core implied claim: Transphobes think they know us better than we do. It's one of the more obvious ways to demonstrate you're not arguing in good faith. "There are no cis women being tricked into thinking they're trans because if someone says they're trans, they're trans. No amount of trying to find alternative ways of determining this has worked. If you think you've found some way of weeding out the presumed fakers, think again." @OzmaRacc wow good idea 🥵 @Monicaaaaaah Fingers crossed! I've had pretty decent results but really only while boofing it lol @infact191 He's the best! @Esper_Lily Act more like it's supposed to if your body produced it on its own. Because the results I was seeing/feeling tapered off I figured maybe cycling it might help with that? Beyond that I dunno @clairenothere once "Quite possibly the most pleasant surprise to come from Kingdom imo. I feel like all the other BW characters we're getting were almost a given, but this is the first non-Transmetal Airazor since 1996! Good to have an updated toy for her finally!" "@SnortingEstrace Her or maybe the Wachowskis. But with Jenner I had never even heard of her before she came out personally, but regardless Hollywood people are generally considered more famous. And then I just assume actors are bigger than directors because people see their faces, you know?" @SnortingEstrace Right??? Betting it's at least the largest Twitter following anyone's had to come out as trans to. Can't even imagine. "I know this is hard to quantify and I could be wrong here, but I feel like Elliot might be the most famous person to come out as trans? He's certainly up there. Just saying this is kinda huge." @aCuteTransGirl Omg thank you! 💕 @caraesten why did you put this in my brain now I can't unthink it about me RIP "@caraesten OOF right in the mood, ouch" @DiannaLGunn https://t.co/fmtyhgUHBy "@Grey_IsTrue Also while this is the least important part, for what it's worth: Vanya isn't going anywhere https://t.co/8JgOKxzM5E" @AnaMardoll I've been squeeing over this for like the past hour!!! Oh I also have to figure out my birth certificate too maybe? I was a California baby though so I imagine their process isn't too rough? Lots of research I need to do And I'm pretty sure this is directly related to the gender marker on my passport as well. As I recall this was the only issue I encountered when I changed my name and everything nearly two years ago. I'm legally Kathryn but my passport (not my driver's license!) says M. "Also! More good news from my endo! He's gonna mail me (email AND snail mail) a copy of that letter I need to change my gender marker with social security! Hopefully there's a way to do this by mail given covid and everything, but this is something I've needed to do for years lol" @BVDGRRL FINALLY SUPPORT FOR MY MASSIVE MOMMY MILKERS 😭💕💕💕 @tainkirrahe Fingers and toes crossed! :/ 💕💕💕 @nyaakat sounds kinda gay 👀 @ThreeKobolds https://t.co/DAsC37QiJP @Azure_Husky ME TOO I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM @AyrenTheWolf Which honestly just makes it easier for me lol "At the very least I expect I'll be a horny, slutty mess after taking my prog tonight 🥵" @HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola omg I'm gonna be there too 😳😳😳 "Now I might decide to cycle it anyway, but the point is he made my prescription more than big enough to experiment with that if I want, which makes things easier. Plus if I truly don't need to cycle it, just doing the same amount every day is way easier to remember." "My endo is so awesome lol I was going to ask if I could cycle my progesterone (100mg for a couple weeks, then 200mg, then back) but he said in his experience that's usually not necessary and just upped my prescription to 200mg a day lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola I feel like you two need to collaborate on a project at some point "@scots_dragon @gorwilla2 I'd just want whatever Elliot is comfortable with. I dunno, I know if it were me I'd feel weird if the show I was in had to rewrite my character just because I'm a trans actor. Then again, he might totally be down for that." "@gorwilla2 The Netflix account commented on his coming out tweet that they're excited to see him in season 3. So like, I dunno if contracts have been signed but the expectation straight from Netflix is that he'd return." I know UA always belonged to us queers but I wanted a cute way to explain which Elliot Page I'm talking about without deadnaming him :P @miss_nikola RIGHT??? 🥰🥰🥰 In other news: My crush on Elliot Page just got a lot stronger goddamn 🥵 "@KayleeSmerbeck I don't know, but there wasn't really any other way to phrase what I was talking about because at the time I believe he did." "@SnortingEstrace Had a huge crush, crush got bigger when he came out as gay, crush only increasing now that he's out as trans tbh" For those who haven't yet heard: https://t.co/v2vDStErLX @TheElliotPage So incredibly happy for you Elliot! 💕💕💕 "Elliot Page comes out as a lesbian years ago: Aw hell yeah he's one of us! Elliot Page comes out as trans: Aw HELL yeah he's one of us!!! Listen Umbrella Academy belongs to us queers now, that's just the rules" @Demodeview @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva https://t.co/7Nf4mawKYY @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva sweetheart at least spell it right! :P Have a phone appointment coming up in about a half an hour with my endo. It's my first phone appointment. I hate phones so much. Nervous 😬 @TrashBabyEva Emphasis on the word spiritual :P "May 2007 was a weird one because we got Spider-Man 3, Shrek 3, and Pirates 3 all in one month" Other movies I saw several times in theaters because of that same theater job include Transformers (2007) and Spider-Man 3 "Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End I saw 4 times in theaters, buuuut I was working at a theater at the time so it cost me nothing lol" @SnortingEstrace I mean if your pfp is any indication I'm forced to agree @MOOMANiBE THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING "@ArtifexH @RaeGun2k That box set was like right before I had any serious expendable income, but I was able to get the first couple seasons by themselves and I got the first one signed by Jhonen!" @RaeGun2k Holy shit you have the Zim box set! That's pretty damn rare these days! @AsilionFeo It's really cute! @SweetBeansComix Congrats!!! 💕🎉✨ @lunch__bug So happy for you Mal! You've earned this! 💕💕💕 @lunch__bug *hugs hugs hugs!* 💕💕💕 @hmsnofun True facts! lol https://t.co/25LZcSTPr4 @sbloyd Both! "@bunnarchist I just got randomly lucky, others grind for hours it sounds like https://t.co/no1snHJvlc" it seems to make a sound every time I move? dunno if that's intentional lol "@Demodeview I didn't get spoiled, but I called it the second the seed bonded with me lol" pretty birb :3 https://t.co/8AY7dJ1HJ1 [cw shadowlands spoilers] This part was really cool. The whole forest is joining us! We're gonna save Ysera! https://t.co/6Fist4WXOF @DelirusCrux Different forms? :O IMMA GLOWY FOX NOW :3 https://t.co/o6PG5NZlOn "I wonder if she was from Draenor? The Legion destroyed a bunch of worlds, didn't they? Either way this is some neat lore https://t.co/35kCPhHmeo" not to be lewd on main but this is about to feel SO GOOD https://t.co/CMNmFfIneB "@GM_Architect Given the crowd near it on my sever, that sounds about right lol" @Arkzist I assume HBO had faith they wouldn't fuck it up? I dunno @Arkzist YUP it could have easily been twice as long but the showrunners had to be babies about it. "It's like watching a chess game for HOURS and then at the end the winner is decided by who was holding a gun under the table the whole time. Like, okay cool so I'm never gonna rewatch nor even speak of this match ever again." "GoT is just that different of a show. The thrill was seeing the Game play out, how each piece affected the other. Once you get to the end and realize most of the actual moves and piece placement hardly mattered? Retroactively made it not matter." "And sure, there are plenty of shows that jumped the shark, but so few of them seemingly retroactively destroy the love of the show the general public had." "And when I say all this, keep in mind the series pivoted to trying to end exactly where they planned at about season 4/5-ish. So in my ideal version of GoT it would get like 16 seasons but also we'd get a do-over at around season 5." There is literally no reason that GoT needed to end that soon (or I would even argue AT ALL) other than the show runners didn't want anyone else but themselves to run it. "That's the thing, what made GoT so enthralling to watch is the same thing that is completely incompatible with a planned-from-the-start ending. It was a soap opera that halfway through decided it needed to be Lost." "@RaeGun2k We've been upgraded from ""someone's performance art project"" to ""some rich person's performance art project""" @girldrawsghosts I'm so beyond relieved I never have to use one again lol @IMJackRudd @AyrenTheWolf I'd believe it lol @QuestForTori @MaxKriegerVG Must be a circus thing "@deathpigeon ""Do you have any security footage from the night of the murder?"" ""Yeah, right here, why?"" *nods at Blue* ""Blue skidoo, we can too""" @BVDGRRL FRIEND 💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf IRL SAN JUNIPERO OMG @TheStrawbrary does she even own anything else clothing-wise lol @Vee_like_Viv Huge same! @ValnarDragoness I noticed! It was a really cute touch lol @HaileyAdamsXXX hi Daddy I'm someone 🥺 @BVDGRRL sure did 😍 @drmistercody THANK YOU @StebMcDreb but babe you ARE an inflatable dog! "welp, i'm gay https://t.co/F2fb6nvrgy" @sbloyd That's so cool!!! Just... look at this 😍 https://t.co/2O7IUQhzxl @sbloyd I noticed the sapphic couple but I didn't catch that there's a trans guy there too! oh HELL yeah this is DEFINITELY my afterlife! https://t.co/pasqtXaflH worth it https://t.co/tZyt039KOL look I want to make sure I do this by the book https://t.co/fIphobwZf2 Oh hell yeah this is my kinda afterlife 😍 https://t.co/tXeVzlj0Ah @SweetBeansComix YESSSSS CONGRATS!!! 💕 @miss_nikola girls make better daddies! it's just science! @clairenothere You're welcome! I figured I wasn't the only one having trouble with that lol @miss_nikola such dick sucking skill! 😍 God I want to finish The Mandalorian but there's a new WoW expansion and I want to devote my full attention to both things ugh Mando's gotta wait lol @SaraTrickShot I really dislike playing WoW with people I'm sorry >.< @HaileyAdamsXXX But but! I'M so lucky! *kisses* 🤟💕 "It looks like the game here is you scour the area for various types of ingredients, and then when there's enough a giant slime boss pops up. There's easily 50 people here who have been grinding for who knows how long. 3% drop on those reins and I just got them on a whim lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm really happy you became who you are now *hugs tight* @HaileyAdamsXXX definitely a glowup too 😍 wtf I was just wandering by and figured I'd tag into some slime boss everyone was fighting AND I GOT A COOL MOUNT :D (can't use it until level 60 tho lol) https://t.co/SQL0cqmj5o They're both Universal properties too! Only one company I'd need to work with! "I'm stretching the definition of ""character"" here but hear me out: https://t.co/VBjsYoS9WE" @SweetBeansComix IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN ONLY 25 ORDERS LEFT UNTIL THIS CUTIE GOES INTO PRODUCTION! Let's goooooooo!!! Buy yourself this adorable stuffie from @SweetBeansComix! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/buF1iZ0FeE @SweetBeansComix I TOLD YOU I know it's silly but he's one of those people I was really hoping I'd one day be able to meet at a convention. I gasped out loud and then started tearing up. This sucks. @urthwyte Yeah that required a few months break from the game for me to do it lol "@StrypeisonFire I dunno, not to go on too much of a tangent. I just think about this a lot." "@StrypeisonFire Definitely. There doesn't seem to be a cultural shorthand for all the myriad ways gender can manifest that's as catchy as ""a wizard genderswapped you"" that can also reach eggs who haven't yet tried on their gender so to speak." @Doc_Wolverine Definitely. I'll be keeping mine for a while too. But even if maskless is years away it still feels weird to consider it ever happening lol @StrypeisonFire I wish there was a version of this hypothetical that could hatch nonbinary eggs. That's the only roadblock I've discovered trying it on people. "And to clarify: I'm not gonna walk out the door after my vaccine and throw my mask in the trash. It'll probably be a long time before I'd feel safe enough to not wear one, even if it wasn't also a good idea to play it safe. It's gonna take time to even accept that normal is real" "Like you could say ""There's literally no way you'll have access to a vaccine until August 2021"" and I'd still be like ""Wow that just sounds like a fantasy too good to be true"" lol" I've been thinking about this more ever since @Doc_Wolverine mentioned he has a date in January for a vaccine. Doctors obviously come first! I dunno when it'll be ready for everyone else but like... there's light at the end of the tunnel! That's... I can barely believe it. "Like I almost feel compelled to double check: If I get a covid vaccine, assuming it works as intended (they are still testing it after all), I'm just... good? Like I hear this might be a yearly thing so maybe I'm only good for a year, but still, I'm good-good for that year???" "It feels so surreal to me to even think about a covid vaccine. Like, going maskless in the real world after being vaccinated sounds fake. That must be some high fantasy someone made up." @coda_robo This is such a powerful mood you're describing @Azure_Husky @coda_robo @acvalens I really hope cons can be a thing next year. I miss them so much. @girl_burp EXACTLY @TrexPushups Hell yeah! That's why I share this stuff lol "And that's not me saying fuck The Clone Wars. It's an incredible show! But its existence is not capable of retroactively making the prequel trilogy better. It's like, pencils down, George, you already had the better part of a decade to get this right." "We're used to Star Wars being a huge multimedia franchise but imagine if ANY other movie trilogy went ""Oh no to really understand this you have to watch this show that won't exist for another 3 years after we're done with this trilogy!"" That doesn't make the movies better." "The issue is Yoda's all ""Begun The to Clone Wars have"" at the end of Ep II when for Anakin's arc that needs to happen BEFORE Ep II. It's still a huge mess." Also The Clone Wars show doesn't really fix the issue where in Episode II Anakin was already attempting genocide just for revenge. In fact this is SO jarring I often FORGET that the show is supposed to take place AFTER AotC and not before it. "Clone Wars seems great, but putting all the good story stuff OUTSIDE of the movies feels like they fucked the movies. Doesn't feel intentional and it's weird to ask movie goers to invest a bunch of time into a tv show just so they care about the films. https://t.co/3HswFoLEZQ" @NLRG_ hi this review is ADORABLE and I wanna give you head pats @tainkirrahe I feel way worse for Padme I am not a clever woman "It's tempting to think that a dilator can only go one direction while inserting it but I JUST learned, nearly a YEAR after my surgery, that if I feel a pinch on the right or left I need to pull it out a bit and reposition it 🙃" "@tainkirrahe Exactly! I love what I've seen of The Clone Wars but like, put that in a movie! Put SOME of that in a movie! Wtf lol" "It'd be nice if when Obi-Wan says ""the good man who was your father"" he doesn't mean ""that 10-year-old I knew for a brief time""" "Yeah the issue there is he wasn't the protagonist in TPM and was instead this annoying kid that you didn't believe was a real kid. Also for his tragedy to be ""Vader has to be redeemed so he can be that 10-year-old again"" feels extremely weird. https://t.co/NVqhJMQDlp" @thewispsoftime @bobhollyjr That's fair! "I have no issue whatsoever with Hayden Christensen as a person. I think he was given garbage to work with and made it work as best he could. But to say he played an edgy asshole perfectly, it's like... so what?" So given all that bullshit? Yeah Christensen did an amazing job! But that almost doesn't even matter in the wider context. "Fucking Harrison Ford has said about Lucas's writing: ""You can write this but you can't act it"" There's so many stories of actors who are FRIENDS with George saying that he's a horrible actor's director. He doesn't give you shit to work with, he thinks it's all on the page" And yeah that's not Christensen's fault but even a well acted asshole edgelord is gonna suck to watch if he just shows up with barely any context. Yeah except he's supposed to be the protagonist that you care about so that his fall to the dark side feels tragic. They skipped the movie that established him as someone who WASN'T always a horrible edgy asshole. @DelirusCrux I guess that makes sense @thewispsoftime @bobhollyjr It might have something to do with Warlords being an unpopular expansion? I dunno. I prefer the idea that the role of the Lich King is more primal and absolute than something some orc whipped up one day. "And they make a point to tell you this is THE afterlife. Azeroth, Outland, and planets we haven't yet dreamed of all end up here. That's awesome but I expected more honestly lol" "I feel as though the afterlife SHOULD be the FINAL word on everything. Hell just the fact that the beings in charge don't even know what's going on seems weird to me. I mean, I get it, this is the main conflict and whatnot, but it makes the afterlife feel extremely weak." "I dunno I just find the lore of the Shadowlands just a bit confusing, but I don't think there was any way to make it any less confusing given that you're talking about a story of a mortal (thousands of mortals) having an adventure in the afterlife." "@thewispsoftime In this expansion he tells you that there's a third voice, not Ner'Zhul, and not Arthus, something from The Maw, likely The Jailor." "@Random_Factor I wasn't trying to say it was. I'm saying Maldraxxus seems to be where undead stuff comes from? Like the magic itself, or at the very least the aesthetic? I kind of just assume afterlife existed before life?" High enough that I mixed up Lich King and Death Knight but that's fixed now lol "And like, Maldraxxus is clearly where a lot of necromancy in the living world comes from, but the Lich King, the head honcho on Azeroth, ruler of zombies and whatnot, hears The Jailor/The Maw in his helmet?" "The metaphysics of the Shadowlands is really confusing. For example: Angels have corpses that dead necromancers can ""resurrect"" as spooky bone monsters." I like that this is a female character with an unmistakably feminine (if rather spooky) voice. Best smith in all of Maldraxxus too! They could have boobified her but they didn't! https://t.co/X39wvmrjcE @miss_nikola So pretty!!!! 😍 My little Archimedes covered in rainbows!!! 💕🌈💕 https://t.co/qopKHFxNOX Oh yeah this happened for me with Mass Effect 2 too! That was so many years ago RIP... "Me with Hollow Knight, BotW, countless others..." "Ah yes, Mantenna, my favorite GI Joe character https://t.co/kDy7eBTMoK" @PrissyOrcGF Oh no what app fucked you over? :/ "@blaze_casual Yeah I put off even attempting Lynels until I was nearly done with the game. You certainly don't have to, but that's BotW's way: You can beat Ganon in your boxer shorts if you really want that kind of challenge lol" @blaze_casual I SUCK ASS at combat in this game and this method basically never failed me "@blaze_casual - Beef up your attack, equip two-hander - Ride horse/motorcycle at Lynel - When you're RIGHT in front of him, leap off into slow mo - Get out bow, nail him in the head a bunch - SPIN TO WIN with your weapon while he's knocked out - Urbosa's Fury if he wakes up" @1146_goat_north He is! He was a Robot Chicken gag character that a few years later Mattel thought would be a good SDCC exclusive. Rare instance of target of parody imitating parody lol Oh thank Grayskull Mo-Larr Eternian Dentist is still affordable! https://t.co/Bc2KRN9SKG "I'm not sure it'll ever feel right paying $400 for Scareglow, though. Might just have to call that a wash lol" "Reading up on figures that were coming out after I stopped paying attention to MOTUC, there's honestly not *that* many figures I still want? All the good stuff was early in the line, then it was hundreds of obscure weirdos. So like, maybe one day I can own all my favorites." @NLRG_ too late you bullied me into deleting @BarbiturateCat Found a list that goes up through 2016 at least! So in addition to Scareglow and Mantenna I guess I'm looking out for: - Leech - Battleground Evil-Lyn - Clawful - Mosquitor - Draego Man - Octavia - Scorpia - Modulok - Two-Bad - Multi-Bot - Despara "@BarbiturateCat Oh gosh! Um, well I'd need to look at a checklist to be sure I'm not missing anything (I don't need to be competitionist just want my favorites), but Scareglow and Mantenna are two holes I've been meaning to fill for years." Granted I nabbed a lot of them! I have a Moss Man with non-flocked ears (aka subscription exclusive) which has to be rare. My Skeletor also has an earlier paint job on his face that I prefer. But I missed a lot too... It's frustrating that we're getting MOTU toys in Walmart when all the cool toys were sold in vanishingly small numbers a decade ago "MOTUC is the only MOTU line I enjoy. I don't like the Filmation aesthetic and I'm equally uninterested in ""What if the original toys except more articulation?""" Oh god I'll never be able to get the figures I missed from this line am I https://t.co/S5tVKMafNB @MOOMANiBE ... They have bots that auto-redeem codes now? @SixArmedSweater $400 for Scareglow I think I'm gonna throw up @SixArmedSweater Oh I've been afraid to look for years. So many figures I missed out on. Haven't been actively collecting in a while. One day I want Mantenna at least! @LackingSaint Oh hell you're near where I live! And yeah it's beyond gorgeous out here 🥰 @miss_nikola @LOSTLEAD8R incredible power move 😳 @Doc_Wolverine I like to think all of your followers are intending to get vaccinated as soon as they can @MajestikDewback I hope you have better luck than I did! @MajestikDewback My cats ran off with one of Fort Max's horns so I feel this 😭 @TheStrawbrary jjfdjjgjjfdgj >/////> "Hey for Shadowlands, how far do I have to get with the angels before I can choose another faction?" @SnortingEstrace cool leg MY NOTIFICATIONS LOOK LIKE MATH CLASS NOW THANKS :P @SnortingEstrace I'm high enough atm that that looked like magic "I mean... I guess 24 x 4 = 96, then I'd need to work out 96 x 4? Am I doing that right? I don't wish to 96 x 4 so I'll refrain" I do not @Ranting_Trans It's true! It helps! @JessicaCyboid Hell yeah! @filledechagrin I've learned to trust those feelings. They're usually right. @nyaakat We just make better sissies! Those are just facts! @TrashBabyEva @Faizenek same https://t.co/AklRO62n77 @Azure_Husky MY CATS STAND THERE TOO WTF IS UP WITH THAT @BVDGRRL Love you tons 💕💕💕 @tiptransformed @SteampunkPenny About as okay as she can be with a broken foot? @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggffffffgghhgg yes Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh I'll be pregnant in no time 😳 @AsilionFeo goals 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgggfffh yes plz Daddy 😳😳😳😳💕💕💕💕💕💕 pretty 😍 https://t.co/Tvv1BHfCz4 @miss_nikola realistic POV given that you are in fact cute 🤔 I know some folks are born with joint issues and I don't want to diminish that. I'm just terrified of getting old. @AndySensibaugh Yeah honestly this new knee pain has inspired me to get more active. I don't want this to be the rest of my future. @Katabassist I definitely don't have that first one lol. Second one maybe? But this is the first time I've noticed any symptoms. @Azure_Husky right??? i just fucking got here what is this bullshit @Katabassist I don't know what either of those things are "you're telling me once you're an adult you get like maybe 15 years before your joints hurt for like, 40 more years? who the fuck designed this" @DreamerHyena @HaileyAdamsXXX @BoozyBadger @vexwerewolf @TenaciousRanch that sounds amazing 😍😍😍 i'm only fucking 33 dammit need to get into better shape left knee is now doing that thing where I'm just old now I guess @DreamerHyena @HaileyAdamsXXX @BoozyBadger @vexwerewolf @TenaciousRanch Omg omg omg I'd love to visit!!! 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX You look so gorgeous Daddy! 😍 "Hey everyone, last week Mistress (@SteampunkPenny) broke her foot and we could really use some financial help taking care of it. Anything you can give goes a long way! Retweets help too! 💕💕💕 Her PayPal account is: penellopelogue@mail.com" @miss_nikola Force femme video! Yes!!!! 💕💕💕 @BVDGRRL https://t.co/gCQ6VBDU8D @TempestaRubida @Nymphomachy Company that used to make D&D I believe "@olivebrinker Most people don't remember Ziggy, to be fair https://t.co/3JgLdPUc4q" @Esper_Lily You should! @Orionpax4221 @JenApparently Just gonna erase a gay character like this how could you :P A maelstrom of willing hands helping out in the streets and then doing it again online completely unintentionally and in the silliest way possible. Fucking magical (and hilarious) @JenApparently lol I picked Lockdown too @Azure_Husky https://t.co/CFCTF16ZVG @vexwerewolf It's why I stopped arguing on Reddit after doing it for years lol @HereBeSaoirse @Velinadoria @desikitteh @transgirlinSEA @Kaelyrhn Please untag me Because I'm the TROS defender I am having a much harder time with this than others. My ranking put TROS above Rogue One but I adore Rogue One... this would also be my reaction in 2019 btw for context @ComicsByXan throwing up in my mouth slightly @PizzaFacts2go yes @ADirtyTrans Gosh I love you! 😍 "I dunno, if my own butt is any indication, I'm pretty sure I'd love eating ass" @PrissyOrcGF @TSKierstenBunnz @InkedAngels Oh heck yeah congrats! "@exiliaex Closest comparison is saying we only have that one joke, and yeah I've seen it being made a lot, but like, Thanksgiving 2020 just got here? What are we gonna keep making this joke for years afterward?" @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF Omg I wanna read that babe! @N7IRL @nataliereed84 Preferably if he filmed it so we can all see he can drink an entire gallon of milk "@NauticalSalt Too much depression to make art these days, but when I do make it I post it here" "@HenryWHall I had to look up who that even is lol I think my girlfriend explained him when I asked, but it's pretty obvious when stuff is like ""This'll be important later"" The most jarring thing in that regard was showing Cait Sith's reaction to the plate falling." @joelax9 I probably will one day. I'd rather play it on PS5 and that's gonna need to wait. "@HenryWHall I think for both FF7R as well as Rogue One, the original properties are just known by everyone through cultural osmosis at this point. I wasn't really that confused, biggest surprise for me was Aerith's origin." I'VE BEATEN HELLHOUSE I THINK THE FINAL COUNT WAS AT LEAST 4 TIMES I FUCKING LOVE THAT HOUSE "@Drabun_Rising So my current setup is actually just one less screen, and I made that tweet specifically because Discord and Twitter are just baaaaarely too big for one screen for my tastes lol" @KindlyWizard Also I never heard that Pratchett story and I love it lol "@KindlyWizard For me in my ideal setup, it's less about paying attention to everything at once, and more about always having designated space for the main stuff I like to do. So on any given day it's possible I might never look at the Discord screen for instance, but that's cool" "HELL I HAD TO REPLAY LIKE SEVERAL CHAPTERS TO GET THE DRESS I WANTED BECAUSE I WAS ADAMANT THAT I GET MY FAVORITE ONE FIRST DOESN'T MATTER, STILL LOVED IT" IT'S NOT EVEN THE FULL GAME I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE ORIGINAL IT'S THAT GOOD "You know as much as I adore Animal Crossing, Final Fantasy 7 Remake has gotta be my game of the year" Honestly I think my dream PC setup is four screens: - YouTube/videos - Twitter - Discord - Drawing tablet Excessive? I dunno probably but it also sound cool as hell """It's the most incredible robot story ever told"" lol I mean maybe with that specific distinction" @litterboxhex BABIE "@arancaytar I don't know why I haven't been seeing your replies in my notifications despite being mutuals but I'm really annoyed by this weird development. Luckily I sometimes see them when other people like them, but if my interactions have seemed distant lately, that's why :/" "TWEETS REDONE because I initially forgot the word ""been"" in the first tweet which DRASTICALLY CHANGES THE CONTEXT LOL" "(We're having stir fry tonight but to be fair money has been a bit tight and the oven is broken, so the mood of her statement wasn't completely unwarranted lol)" "We got some frozen food at the story today and the lady at the register literally said in a sympathetic tone ""Oh this doesn't look like a very good Thanksgiving!"" I've never been murdered at the Dollar General before" @QueenStodge @Orionpax4221 @mellowshade I had to stalk eBay for quite a few weeks to find her. I think I did that thing where they notify me when new listings with certain keywords go up "We don't have any full length mirrors in the house atm but I do still use a mirror to dilate (I COULD just feel out where to put it but I already have this mirror I got specifically for this, so,) Which adds up to this revelation having taken a while lol" Vulvas are wild shapeshifters that will look completely different depending on your position which is cool but takes some getting used to. My vag looks way more like I was hoping it would look when I'm standing up. On my back legs spread tho is a different story lol @Plustenstrength @Red_Amber @SlutRobo Thank you! "@eatthe1youlove To be fair, MOST transactions in American go through right away. It's just that some of them disappear for a few days to a week, and yeah a few of them will occasionally take a day or two to show up at all. It could be so much better tho" @mellowshade @QueenStodge I have that same Strika! I wish she wasn't so hard to find now lol "@transgirlinSEA @Kaelyrhn @desikitteh @HereBeSaoirse I fully admit I didn't realize NZ was THAT far from Australia, but if I was visiting one I'd have to make visiting the other work. Both would feel like once in a lifetime trips tbh" @ComradeEevee headcanon acquired lol "@LilEspace I'm more interested in deep dives and deconstructions of media than I am ""Actually all the people older than me are stupid, this thing sucks!""" "@LilEspace RPO is a bad example because I specified later that part of the issue is it being a thing that's been wildly popular for decades. But I don't have issues with having constructive criticism. It's the rage of youth where you can't just dislike a thing, you have to HATE it." @mellowshade @QueenStodge Ooh good idea! @QueenStodge Way better than the Thrilling 30 one imo "It might be the lighting, but it really looks like this particular costume fell face first onto the dirty ground and they didn't have time to properly clean it." @OzmaRacc Extremely power move @JessicaCyboid I'm so sorry you have to deal with this. We had a similar (though admittedly in hindsight not as scary) landlord problem right after I had my surgery too :/ "@elle_oftheball Sure lol It's the implication that it was always shit and that someone who absolutely doesn't know better somehow knows better that makes it sound immature, which you didn't do." @BVDGRRL Hey guess why I almost never capitalize either of those words lol "America really is obsessed with cars so this isn't solely Tesla's fault, but talk about trying to solve a problem with an even bigger problem huh" @Orionpax4221 https://t.co/QSNcMYKsUd "We could call them like, Trained Cars!" "Okay I got this wild idea for Tesla: Imagine instead of trying to program a computer to learn how to drive leaving a pile of bodies in its wake, what if we just strapped a car to rails and then made it go faster than any car could reasonably go?" @RespectableLaw I know the term death cult is perhaps a bit overused but... @horny_meows 😍 @JessicaCyboid Hopefully you can get friends to help you pack? You're not going to be cleared to even lift stuff for like 3 months @JessicaCyboid Oh no! D: "@SixArmedSweater I imagine for like famous accounts with millions of followers it makes notifications at least a little bit usable, but it's why a lot of checkmarks ignore us normal people." @SixArmedSweater Checkmarks get a special third tab in their notifications that only shows the notifications from other checkmark accounts. @ThatQueenMab Right??? @SwiftAusterity @MindEmilys Fucking christ Fucking exactly. It really should be criminal. https://t.co/ElrLmn9VOi "@MindEmilys I mean I'm pretty sure it's intentional. At the very least it's one of those ""Why fix this when the broken version benefits us"" kinda things" """Oh you wanted this computer connected to the internet do keep track of this accurately for you? Wow way to be wreckless, you don't deserve money""" literally setting up traps to make overdraft fees more likely as if we can't see them very obviously doing that "Luckily this doesn't happen THAT often but when it does it's so fucking shitty. And like, yeah, I guess I should have been counting every penny I spent, I guess that's on me, literal computer program that could keep track of this with 70's technology" "love when banks are like ""oh yeah we'll take note of that purchase you made... for an afternoon, but then you better be keeping a fucking checkbook like it's 1964 because we're gonna pretend that purchase didn't happen for a week! Remember, you have to do the math for us!""" @nyaakat the cuteness levels! they're overloading the scanners! @HaileyAdamsXXX could also vlog the snog prog nogg 🤔 @thecoderjo @autogynamelia Oooh this is really fascinating honestly "@eigenvectrix I see it very rarely, but you're right that in general we're cool with Gen X" "@arancaytar I don't see it as an endorsement? I've always seen it as a ""this person is who they say they are"" I'm less concerned about it being an endorsement and more worried about the fact that white supremacists get cool bonuses they definitely shouldn't have from checkmarks." @AsilionFeo Hell yes! @eigenvectrix Yeah that annoys the shit out of me but I guess that's the point lol @eigenvectrix Oh god sounds frustrating "Anyway this thread was specifically in response to someone calling The Breakfast Club ""boring reagancore"" and like I'm not gonna die on the ""Breakfast Club is perfect"" hill, but come the fuck on lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX I have no context for when Charmed was on. I couldn't even tell you what it's about lol Okay that's as close as I get to being an old grump lol People buying The Beatles 1 album in 2001: God I CANNOT wait to find out what infants literally born yesterday will think about this. Honestly what am I even doing listening to it before I get their take on it??? @HaileyAdamsXXX Easily one of my favorite memories and I can't wait to make more with you 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Is Charmed an old show? "@HaileyAdamsXXX I've known about that mashup for years, but yes I do remember you playing it 💕" @deathpigeon Okay fair. I was CERTAIN it was Peter C*ffin "Specifically when said Popular Thing is popular with people older than you, I should clarify Like something being popular for decades doesn't mean it's objectively good, but it also doesn't mean people are that interested in how people who were children 3 years ago feel about it" well I have a new word now "I'm not saying you're required to like The Beatles or whatever, I'm just saying making a performative ""This is BAD, actually!"" about Popular Thing in your early 20's makes you look less mature, not more mature lol" @The_Jedi_Jawa Well hey I like to think you and I are friends! It'd be cool to meet up 🥰 "When I was 20 I enjoyed Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. You were ten 10 years ago, sit down." "Sometimes zoomers on here are literally just like ""I just turned 20, which everyone knows means that I have peaked in my taste in media and guess what? I actually HATE that thing Millennials/Gen X/Boomers love! This has never been done before and I'm an innovator""" @ann_arcana I do most of my flirting on the timeline lol @deathpigeon lol I can tell who wrote that even though it's cropped "Oh also it'd be fun to throw my checkmark weight around and yell at asshole checkmarks who won't be able to ignore me by default by just looking at their ""other checkmarks"" notification tab lol" But seriously aside from clout addiction I'd really just want a checkmark for account security. It's harder to lose access to a checkmark account through like bullshit reporting from TERFs or whatnot. The more followers I get the more worried about this I am. "Am I an activist and/or an ""influential individual""? I mean I'm not NOT those things! :V" @LisaTMullin Oh thank you! I either didn't know or forgot you were Australian! An actual trip there is easily years away but I'll have to do a big announcement to let people know when I do! Omg I know it's petty as hell but I've wanted a checkmark for YEARS now. I didn't start using Twitter until like right before they paused doing verifications. I highly doubt I'm the kind of person they'd give it to but hell may as well ask lol @MommyPosie @LilSunflowerClo @Notactuallysmol ... All but one of my Australian friends that I can think of are littles lol My vagina rocks Earlier I was admiring my vulva in the mirror and goddess it's still so wonderfully surreal that I have one 🥰🥰🥰 @Notactuallysmol @LilSunflowerClo OMG PLZ Well shit I guess visiting Australia one day has to be on my bucket list! Too many cool friends there to not visit 💕 @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH @LilSunflowerClo @Notactuallysmol Sounds lovely! @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH https://t.co/YjLgsbGDqb "@Notactuallysmol @LilSunflowerClo @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH Summer, got it" @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn I LOVE IT LET'S BUSHWALK @LilSunflowerClo @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH I guess I'll have to! :P I'll be complaining about the humidity the entire time tho! @ArtifexH @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn Is a bushwalk just a walk in the bush @Kaelyrhn @AlreadyTheRobot @ArtifexH Hell yeah! "@Kaelyrhn @LilSunflowerClo @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH okay guess where I'm never going if I visit lol I'm more of an elemental salamander than a literal one Air is for breathing, not for swimming!" "@Kaelyrhn @AlreadyTheRobot @ArtifexH ""I thought there'd be more dragons"" ""PERTH, not Berk!""" "@Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH I assume WA is West Australia? Sounds like I'd feel most at home there, heh" @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH Omg yes plz!!!! @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH Oh shit shots fired @ArtifexH @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH More green than around here so honestly I'm into it lol @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH Makes sense! @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH But it needs to hold you up! ... Oh wait I know this slang @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH I was gonna say! Looks like the American Pacific Northwest! @CassFenrir I do wanna give that a watch tomorrow tho! "@CassFenrir I appreciate it but please don't take my interest in combining two 80's songs as evidence that I want to learn more about Australia lol I mean, I'm not opposed to it but this was a purely silly thread" @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH Don't fall off omg! @RueLineback I agree! @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @ArtifexH Pretty! @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH Oh yeah I'd definitely wanna see you too! @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn surely it would be down/up :V It's 2am and the picture of Australia with the word Africa written in comic sans on it is sending me tho https://t.co/ujbwvC9RWf I'm being told this has been tried before and it sucks Curses! @maxcapacity_ Boooooo! @autogynamelia Oh. Damn :/ I bless the rains down under "I think the tempo might be off, but I'd be cool with Neil Cicierega style and just adjusting one of them to fit" I suddenly need to know if Men at Work's Land Down Under and Toto's Africa would make for a good mashup "@Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH that sounds awful, let's do it" @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH hell yeah then I could say I've REALLY seen Australia! @Grey_IsTrue https://t.co/BPVbrcIq57 @blogconyst @oj_warpaint 👀👀👀 @Kaelyrhn Us Americans should use cunt more often. It's such a fucking good word. @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH just 35 hours of one or both of you trying to confuse me with slang both real and made-up :P @Notactuallysmol ghgffddggf >/////> "@Notactuallysmol @LilSunflowerClo @AsilionFeo Yeah but I have the boring ""no accent"" American accent. I know there's no such thing as no accent, but I'm serious, I just have the ""default"" one you've heard on TV" @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn OUTBACK ROAD TRIP @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn Only if I visit during my country's summer! :V Honestly you'd think The Nipples would be further away from The Butts 🤔 "@ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn Okay you two live 3-fuckin-5 hours apart because of course you do lol This is just like me trying to plan my impossible ""visit all my Canadian friends"" trip lol" "@Kaelyrhn I'd spend most of the trip going ""Say more words and slang at me! 😍""" @ThousandsOfBees (Jesus Christ Superstar) @Kaelyrhn CAN'T WAIT @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn They make egg toys! I think they're more intended for the butt but I'm sure vag works too? @Kaelyrhn I really enjoy it every time I get a chance to! "@Grey_IsTrue It's ALWAYS big, expensive, brand new trucks. Bourgeois every time." @ThousandsOfBees Oh good I made it hard. I'm pleased 🥰 @LilSunflowerClo @AsilionFeo @Notactuallysmol I wish American media wasn't so prevalent like that. It'd be fun if for once someone made fun of me for my accent lol @CassFenrir Gosh I'm always friends with more Aussies than I think lol @LilSunflowerClo @AsilionFeo @Notactuallysmol How tho? @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn Eggnant! @TrashBabyEva also feel free to dream of me choking on your dick too 🥺 @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn ... goddammit @TrashBabyEva maybe kiss a lot~ 😘 @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH But Kayleigh I wanna lay eggs!!! @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH Neat! "@ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn 11 months is 6 years in 2020 time, to be fair" @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH Monotremes are how all mammals used to be! We could've all experienced laying eggs if it weren't for that pesky evolution continuing! :P @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn Only on the boys I thought? @Notactuallysmol And I never messaged you because I hardly ever use Discord >.< I wanna hear your cute voice one day though!!! @Kaelyrhn @ArtifexH island evolution is always weird but it sure feels like Australia felt like it was in a contest that it absolutely won @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn I'd be down to try it sometime! I know it has a reputation for tasting awful but I need to know for myself lol @Notactuallysmol Hell yeah! Are we friends on Discord? @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn b bricks @LilSunflowerClo @Notactuallysmol MUST HEAR THIS SOMETIME "@ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn the gremlins in my brain frantically trying to remember if drop bears are koalas, wombats, or solely things made up to confuse tourists and they're all coming back with conflicting information" @Notactuallysmol Also I'd love to hear you say fuck off sometime lol @Notactuallysmol Look I know it's just a good word to practice vowels with :P There's literally just an Elton John song in there lol @TrashBabyEva WE SHOULD SNUGGLE @Kaelyrhn Serious as a drop bear eh? :P @Kaelyrhn @StebMcDreb I really need to see Australia before I die. Or before it all burns down 😬 "@Notactuallysmol *does her best to imagine it* There's a U in fuck, dammit! :P Now I'm just thinking of Game Grumps' ""Aw I got me vegemite all stuck in me pan"" thing." @Kaelyrhn please understand I'm putting great trust in you to not be fucking with me right now because it would be SO easy for you to :P @Notactuallysmol (Kiwis have much weirder vowels though) @Notactuallysmol Quickly trying to remember if I've gotten better or worse with my fake accents in the intervening 26 years lol I think I can do (some!) English accents better (please don't tell my English GF I refuse to prove this). You Aussies have weird vowels! It's always in the vowels. "@Kaelyrhn @StebMcDreb I know how that sounds, I'm just trying to explain it from the perspective of an American kid who didn't even know anyone who traveled to other countries much less traveled herself lol God I wanna travel when it's safe again 😭" "@Kaelyrhn Very quick glancing on Google maps because I was curious definitely seems to confirm that. While scrolling around I found both a Townsville and a place just labeled ""Forrest"" which feels like I'm being fucked with lol" @Mumford_98 I took it all as a compliment! Thank you! Gosh 💕💕💕💕 @Kaelyrhn omg I'm smiling ear to ear you rock 💕💕💕💕 "@StebMcDreb It's like learning about alternate Americas with weird alternate slang words! I guess that's a lot of it. It's like learning a ""language"" except a lot easier." @Kaelyrhn omg I love it! @Kaelyrhn now sing the one about the swagman I love that one! :V @StebMcDreb I've gone through various weird obsessions with at least two English-speaking countries growing up lol "@Kaelyrhn How: Very poorly Why: I had a weird obsession with Australia as a kid, also my teacher for the second grade I was about to have was like, an Australian teacher that my normal teacher did an exchange student thing with? Expect with teachers? How'd it go: Every memory is cringe" @ArtifexH the extremely fake one :V @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/ve6TVIz5dc I've shared the story about how in like second grade I tried to pretend I had an Australian accent for a summer right I can't argue with this flawless logic @Kaelyrhn Sounds exactly like the US minus the train part lol @maegodhavemercy YEP pills work for some girls but patches/injections are where it's at for so many of us lol @sextoyspolitics Gosh I hope so! 💕 @SnortingEstrace it's really way too fucking big and I live here @blogconyst oh god yeah please stay out of SD :/ it's 12:37am and I'm awake thinking about how the child from Rescuers Down Under very obviously lives in the fucking bush and managed to pick up an American accent Did we learn NOTHING from the opening to the Rescuers Down Under??? https://t.co/6TbOAoLiwo @sextoyspolitics There really are! wait does this mean I'm up to late "please remember that Australia is also fuckhuge, y'all https://t.co/kAGat7708h" "@ArtifexH Everyone's always like ""Wow America is so big"" and meanwhile our friends down under are apparently chopped liver" "Hell just driving from our current house to like, the town we live in takes 15 minutes lol Though this is an exception. People in cities don't experience that." "When I lived in a town of about 90,000 people: Nope Now that I live in a town of about 1,000 where the nearest decent-sized town with shops with better selection is over an hour away: Hell no" @Flea reporting for sleepy duty @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Jen will definitely be there too! @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA YES! https://t.co/qnHFY7xG2j Oh and we're definitely bringing you too Daddy! @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA We thought you knew! @FrillyHyena Hell yeah! @HaileyAdamsXXX >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX (I did my own quote tweet because I think it works better with how Twitter is formatted but thank you for finding that Daddy!) Here it is! Buy this sexy photoset! https://t.co/EZ7pvBSy9d @FrillyHyena *hugs hugs!* It's true! We do have a photoset together already! https://t.co/4DqRIUYuCP @FrillyHyena hhhhg 😳 "I honestly do want to do more porn, but there's a lot of little things in the way at the moment. I figure I'm probably not going to start on my own before @HaileyAdamsXXX moves in, and after she does I foresee us suddenly making a lot together 🤔" @maiasturbation honestly does Mr Blobby serve any other purpose at this point @Katabassist hhhgffffhhh I've definitely thought about it! One day 💕 https://t.co/rXNL6uy8Sm @maiasturbation MAIA WE TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THOSE oh wait I made it sound not that boring FUCK cannot tell if I over or under explained this one lol @miss_nikola I'm so glad we agree 🥰💕 literally just had someone call me a trans twitter sex icon in my DMs 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 "two former friends with opposing beliefs on how to change the world realize they're both tragic victims of fate that they're powerless to change the course of, one of them sings ""WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY"" really well" "@miss_nikola question how do you feel about faces and their utility as chairs, asking for a friend" @TrashBabyEva @miss_nikola I literally came here to say this get out of my head!!! @MaiaFranklyn I didn't even notice that omg @MaiaFranklyn Oh my god that's the perfect summation of that ridiculous game they try to play "And unlike when conservatives try to pull that bullshit ""Aha what if I changed a key element of this scenario? Would you still say that?"" game, this tweet is literally trying to hide behind a ""All books are worth reading and considering!"" excuse, so it's fair game." "For a fun game, replace ""J*rdan Peters*n"" with L Ron Hubbard, Ernest Cline, Ayn Rand, J K Rowling, hell even Karl Marx https://t.co/Dz5hK0nDEi" @RanatokiParalax we should fuck! "not like there's always penetrative sex in queer sex anyway, may as well phrase it how you want lol" "the subtle yet undeniable gender euphoria of phrasing it ""who've fucked me"" rather than ""who I have fucked"" 😍" "If covid is safely settled enough for travel in the summer, I'm definitely gonna make a queercation up to Seattle again to see/fuck all my friends and loved ones there. It's almost been two years since I've been able to visit! 😭" @miss_nikola god I want to be all clever and flirty back but I'm legit too gay for you 🥵 The vast majority of the people who've fucked me have been from Twitter 🥵 "I mean yeah, it's the best queer dating app there is" "The greatest irony of all is that Ernest Cline could never even be Wade Watts, as low of a bar as that is https://t.co/yuqCYxcOVR" @maegodhavemercy Heck yeah! "@SydSny1776 The phrase ""straight sex, gay sex, and nonbinary sex"" is actually used at one point" @SydSny1776 Oh hell you missed everything lol Yeah it came out like a day ago and no one could stop dunking on every bit of it lol It's probably true that any author faced with thousands of tweets/posts just straight up posting entire passages of their work online for free would act similarly. But everyone knows the tweeting AND the take downs were because of how terrible the book is which is hilarious. "At least some of the dunking was from queer people pointing out that his pathetic attempt at trying to make his boring protagonist less transphobic wasn't as smooth as he was hoping it was. You know, silencing the minorites you're trying to show you're being more accepting of." also isn't this the kind of shit the bad guys in the first book would try to pull with the OASIS? "Ready Player Two is so bad that 100% of the conversation online about it was just dunking on screenshots of it to the point that Cline actually had to Streisand Effect it, something someone steeped in internet culture would know will inevitably backfire" "@ArtregalOR @StrypeisonFire I too wanted a vagina starting in early puberty You know, super cis boy things :V" "@StrypeisonFire ""God I wish I was trans so I could transition but I don't have dysphoria so I guess I can't"" - Literally me for 11 years" @MagsVisaggs Playing along with toxic masculinity leaves very little room for variation @blaze_casual I believe in you! "Does it count as part of the vulva when the itch is like right inside the vaginal opening? 🤔 Probably not, but what if I previously *thought* the itch was on a place that's objectively the vulva? So yeah, hence my phrasing lol" @trgrrl god I wanna be goblin pregnant @BVDGRRL *pets!* @IcyWitch35 Omg congrats! 💕 #PoggersPussyGang!!! @TessasTeaTime It takes a while to relearn lol "I literally cannot explain what I got wrong and how I was supposed to be scratching, but I've finally cracked the code I think" "I've just made another breakthrough in the field of ""where to scratch when you feel an itch Right There on your vulva""" @hmsnofun Safer in packs Makes dealing with The Cis more bearable Hey I know those alpaca! nah death doesn't pay nearly enough to be worth it @monster_nocock https://t.co/nQlFulvKxB Okay yeah this is hilarious. @HaileyAdamsXXX THIS IS ADORABLE @AndreaKoldwell @Emi_Lemony You have to have access to both Switches if you wanna do this "@HardSundae God, same 🥵" "@StebMcDreb Basically ""You don't sound like you're from here"" lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Ugh :/ @sexy_littlebird https://t.co/HIFINshD4m @StebMcDreb But you look like you're from the UK? Not sure how else to phrase that lol. "We got to visit the local wolf sanctuary! Most of the volunteers are queer as well and while our ranch is on a very different path, it's in a lot of ways a parallel one! This is the beginning of a really awesome friendship between two queer families 💕🐺💕 https://t.co/T0TKqX5jM0" @sexy_littlebird Loads for me? 🤷‍♀️ @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddyyyyyyy you know exactly how I feel looking at this hotness >/////< 💕💕💕💕 "@LostNotAtSea Totally makes sense, but I'm still too nervous to ask them for lewd stuff lol" "Help our alpaca ranch/queer haven (@TenaciousRanch) grow! Donate if you can, retweet if you can't! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/xRzNFRJ7qh" @QuestForTori how dare you cater to my favorite ship like this omg "@BVDGRRL But like, if it's an artist that mostly makes smut I feel like I'd be way less embarrassed" "@IzzyBunBop 3k, someone shared a link earlier but I lost it" @nyaakat Yeah like 3k lol @clairenothere *checks* oh lol yeah half the time I'm preg horny on the TL it's because of their art lol @clairenothere Oooh thank you for the suggestion! """You know all this cute safe for work art you make? Alright how to feel about tits swollen and leaking with milk?"" Even I can't bring myself to trying that" "Hey I appreciate the hussle of artists living on commissions, but when I talk about extremely lewd art I want done and you reply with examples of really tame G-rated art, even when I get the money for it I'm probably not going to be asking you first. I'd be mortified :/" @MommyPosie okay yeah this earned you a follow back 😳 @CeresClouds it's just science! @ChromeTyranno Same. First year of my life that I remember that even happening "Forgive me, I misremembered! https://t.co/hhTfFcOxrK" @its_ryles George being insistent that no EU/Legends content is allowed to touch Yoda's species for decades only to leave Lucasfilm before ever doing anything with it himself is such a fucked up thing to do lol "Apparently the story behind this was they couldn't get the rights to put a Gundam in this scene so WB was just like ""Don't we basically have our own Gundam already?""" @StrawbraryCami we're having power issues at the ranch again so I can't play it yet 😭 "@acvalens ""because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica."" https://t.co/61Q0KnPhgP" "@miss_nikola Red, orange, green, dark green, purple, pink >/////>" @crazylittlebee1 That would literally be our dream bed I'm not at the crisis stage so at least it could be worse 🙃 wait you're telling me we got ready player two and peterson's 12 more rules for life on basically the same fucking day what chaos god did we anger @BoringNerdyKate listen the couch was extremely comfy @HaileyAdamsXXX @BoringNerdyKate That's exactly the kind of thing a harlequin would say 😤💕 @BoringNerdyKate Girl clowns? @HaileyAdamsXXX that's your cue! *chants* polycule bed *stamps feet* POLYCULE BED *pounds fists on table* POLYCULE BED @gaysexaccessory Definite mood. The people I love won't let me leave either :P 💕💕💕 @gaysexaccessory I'm really glad I got to meet you through here 💕 ernie and bert's full names are ernest and bertholomew @diomadcat EXACTLY SAME @tamazonx @NaughtySong Their art looks really good! @ChaosWitchLizzy @CaseyExplosion Yeah but it's also a thing where I need to plan my money better and that also has to line up with an artist having open slots 😭 Sorry not sorry this is literally the only Jason I care about now listen I don't even know where to start looking for an artist to commission so consider this a holiday gift guide to buying me a Christmas present lol @blogconyst hell yea "concept: commissioned art of my fursona, except she's heavily pregnant with an extra set of leaky tits AND an udder just nothing but lewd spheres" @blogconyst hhhgghhgf Sasha I really want udders too we're so on the same wavelength @blogconyst hhgggggh same god at LEAST one more set of tits tbh @blogconyst look I'm cool with eggs at long as my tits get swollen and leaky "@SixoTF Your Transformers photography never fails to bring a smile to my face, even when I'm having a rough time. Seriously thank you." @BVDGRRL Me to any cis girl who tries to say that: Bitch I'll take your ovaries if you don't want them @Yuroshai Oh I never take off my collar so you're half right! @BVDGRRL PROGANEANT Why did I add a superfluous The Another fun one: The Guinness world records is also That Guinness. @nixie_pink I so really use Discord my bad lol Accepted! @nixie_pink 😍😍😍 @miss_nikola Omg how am I not already subscribed??? Doing so next time I get paid for sure 🥰 Nah I don't want to be famous. I just want to be by Mistress's side. Even if I don't say a word I want people to know I was here. https://t.co/x0mLXajNqP "I thought I didn't want to be in an interview the ranch was doing earlier today, but now I feel like I missed out :/ Luckily the interviewer is coming again tomorrow. I'm not gonna let myself miss out on this stuff again." "@alex_navarro I lovehate this, thank you" Look I'm gonna take pictures of my pussy in my bedroom for my one year vagiversary on the 2nd even if privacy is hard to come by in this house because I've earned this dammit. "@vexwerewolf I mean, if you think about it, that's basically all of Cline's work" @OzmaRacc omg am I going to jail @jacquelinefilm Thank you~ I love when my weird gender feels are felt by others too! Makes me feel far less weird when people reply saying they feel the same 🥰🥰🥰 That could be! Like when for a solid year I thought the term was invasive thoughts instead of intrusive thoughts lol https://t.co/kdklKUfKqS "Designated to me sounds more like scientific classification, which gendering infants is anything but." "Personally I think if you're going to use that terminology at all, first off only use it to refer to yourself, but second: Assigned to me better emphasizes the fact that you didn't ask for it and it didn't necessarily fit." "Okay I guess that's fair. Though ""assigned"" is so much more common. Still wondering where he heard it. https://t.co/dqooCZ0fA1" "Oh wait maybe he saw some trans people saying ""Using terms like AMAB and AFAB is transphobic"" and took the exact wrong lesson from that" "I wanna know what the story behind ""DMAB"" is. Did Cline hear ""AMAB"" and thought it didn't sound cool enough? Does he think that he invented the term ""[x] male at birth""? Does he think ""designated"" is a better term than ""assigned"" (aka worst case scenario)?" @MaiaFranklyn Nice! "My amazing girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX could really use some money for food tonight. Donate if you can, but retweets help too! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/qBwxrVG6KU" @MaiaFranklyn I'll watch this asap lol My girlfriend could use some money for food! 💕💕💕 "Yesterday I saw a link for like a video or article or something that was called something like ""Ready Player None's guide to everything you need to know about Ready Player One to catch up for Ready Player Two"" And I was like, ah yes, good joke. Imagine a Ready Player Two? Ha" "@SadGayLex It means more than that. It means you find something funny, or that you're not being serious, or that the conversation is a light one, etc etc It's way more than just an acronym describing that you're literally laughing out loud." @popeguilty That's where I'm at lol "We all watched Batman Beyond and Futurama and were excited for weird future slang and when we finally got the call to start talking like future people, way too many of my peers were like ""Actually being an out of touch old person sounds like more fun"" for some reason???" @Notactuallysmol awwww gosh thank you 💕 "@ArtregalOR @reallifecomics It is indeed hard to smell yourself but for what it's worth, I was effectively living alone when that change happened and I still figured it out! Some transfemmes report getting better senses of smell on HRT too which might help!" "I think I asked like twice what poggers meant & both times I was told it comes from a Twitch emote but much like how ""lol"" doesn't just mean ""laughing out loud"" anymore, poggers seems to have evolved as a phrase and it's not hard at all to figure out its use through context clues" I'm where cool lingo probably goes to die but I'll never tire of trying to outrun irrelevance I wanna be the grandma in Arthur who knows all about Power Rangers Children nothing I'm your kooky aunt who thinks she's hip but really just pays a bit more attention to the trends of younger people despite ultimately still being an old @ComeOnEileen19 I've never heard the term reproductive dysphoria but it makes sense as a term. I definitely have that. I'm agender hardware running a cracked girl OS and it feels good @im_just_laur Thank you for this thread. I wish I could think of more to say but just... thank you 💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid this is good information to have tbh @ArtregalOR @reallifecomics A couple months if I recall correctly @ArtregalOR Better yet: Converts it into estrogen! "God I don't even care if I'm like 95 when it's finally available, I'm getting a cybernetic womb as soon as they're available goddammit" @SnortingEstrace god I just need that to happen for me 😭💕 @Emmy_Zje You phrased it better than I ever could @JessicaCyboid I hope your 3 months out is better than mine! My healing took forever 😭 @Flea @deadmau5 that's incredible holy shit @TrashBabyEva No need to 💕 @TrashBabyEva I deleted that reply because I don't wanna make anyone else sad. People can interpret that as horny if they want. Hell usually horny follows sad for me anyway lol @Flailmorpho_ When I have a bit more privacy in this house I'd very much like to pay for a session 💕 goddess I just want to be pregnant 😭 @BoozyBadger Funnily enough that also works as an explanation of regular Parler @TrashBabyEva Same :/ Can you even fucking imagine coming out as trans and then as an added bonus you get to have all the parts they tell you you'll never have 😭💕 Goddess I wish that were me 😭 Extremely happy for literally the luckiest trans girl on Earth 💕 @RaccoonVoid Cline saw that the movie made literally more than zero dollars and thought that meant people were hungry for more @OmniZ815 @BridhC @AnaMardoll That's a REALLY great summation of why this sucks so much @sapphixy TRUTH @Sona_Sonara same 🥵 @Sona_Sonara Uhhhhh because they're awesome??? @ukleghoul (my goal was to have my surgery before 2020 and I made my goal too 🥰) @ukleghoul Congrats! I'm so happy for you!!! 💕💕💕 @reallifecomics Oh my god I was so relieved when I started smelling like a woman @Vangelus You have no idea how much a very specific subsection of my followers are gonna love this @BirdTickler RIGHT??? God he tried way too fucking hard "@Grey_IsTrue If it were possible to throw enough rich and powerful people into prison such that they no longer feel that their money can save them, I'm willing to bet that prison abolition as a concept would suddenly be treated much more seriously by those same kind of people." "@hmsnofun I was considering @'ing you, glad you found it anyway lol" @retronouns Holy heck you're gonna be at 10k in no time cutie! @Femme_Queer I mean I use flavors that way too lol "@AnaMardoll Right??? Clearly he's just trying to fix the transphobia from the first one. And like, okay that's good, but he tried way too hard" "@AnaMardoll You might be right, fuck" @AnaMardoll Oh god @AnaMardoll It sure is "Doesn't mean you didn't play Zelda! But you clearly don't know much more about it than a first impression. Much like, oh I don't know, some guy who owns a virtual reality game and typed in ""sex scene, nonbinary"" into his console as a tourist to queerness." Saying you had nonbinary sex is like saying you played as Zelda in NES Legend of Zelda "Also using the phrase ""nonbinary sex"" means he didn't actually TALK to any queer people. He wants you to know he's really good at 80's media trivia but queerness? Eh, he can just deduce the answers, right? 🙄" @SweetBeansComix TOOT THAT HORN YOU'VE EARNED IT "Is there a term for when Liberals conflate ""there's nothing wrong with [progressive idea]"" and ""[progressive idea] and [traditional idea] are exactly the same!"" Because I get what he was trying to do but the result is honestly kind of insulting." love too have nonbinary sex "Oh Ernest, sweetie no, queer sex is in fact better than cishet sex and your protagonist would know that if you had had the same experiences he did." @NewGenderWhoDis Oh no! I'm so sorry Emma :/ @acvalens Gonna echo everyone else's thank you with my own. I'm floored at how badly this was handled holy shit @AveryDelta2 Oh jeez @Lass_Library https://t.co/rL6BJrMRxz "A smart Ready Player Two would be a complete deconstruction of nerd culture as a whole, showing how ugly it got at soon as it was the dominant culture, and how this shit isn't really fun on its own anymore." "To clarify I have no interest in reading or watching anything from this franchise, I just understand why nerds loved it in 2011. In 2011, that story kinda made sense. It aged extremely poorly." "I maintain that in 2011, for a lot of Gen X and Millennial nerds, Ready Player One (the book) seemed really unique and awesome. The movie should've happened in like, 2013, but I get why in the early 2010's, it seemed like a good idea. Ready Player Two in 2020 tho? Seriously?" girl boss baby @starshpgirl Oof :/ "Update on getting a proper rectal progesterone prescription: Endo is cool with it, he just wants to have a phone appointment with me which I can totally do! Regardless of how he wants to do it, I do hope this will involve cycling my prog as I've been having diminishing results." "@hmsnofun Yeah, I've seen you talk about it. It sucks so much that getting these meds requires more spoons than most meds and the meds themselves give you the spoons. It's really quite cruel." "It's not a perfect solution of course. I still sometimes have trouble in the planning stages of doing work. But like, if the task has steps that I already know and can execute on, it's so much easier to summon up the energy." @starshpgirl I'm aware (not my first time taking it) but thank you 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX It's entirely possible an adderall prescription could help. We should talk about it when you visit 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL BABE God adderall is a fucking miracle. On normal brain juice: Literally all adult tasks are insurmountable On adderall: You know I may as well sweep the hallway if I'm otherwise just going to sit here. Is this how NT people feel all the time??? @miss_nikola So hot!!! Really wanna smooch!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA This is so beautiful sweetheart!!! 💕💕💕 @Hbomberguy wait is there actually a book I thought this was a meme "@tainkirrahe The unfortunate answer to this is, as Americans, we can barely tell the difference and yes, we think they're all hot." @NewGenderWhoDis awwww I'd totally cuddle with you! 💕 "@WeDreamtOfLove That's why I prefer ""genital reconstruction surgery"" version of GRS" Though in the surgery room (RIGHT before I stopped remembering/being awake) my surgeon called it gender confirmation surgery and honestly in the moment my heart was singing 🥰 This is the main reason why I settled on calling it GRS tbh @RaeGun2k Omg that's so cool! I need me a setup like that 😍 @tobyfox @tuyoki final boss toilet @nixie_pink Same username as here except add # 4439 @BVDGRRL Sounds fun! @anguissette89 @theymerSophie Yeah it does get better about it. As I recall towards the end you'd be forgiven for forgetting he's a cop at all lol @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX we're definitely both gonna get preggers 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva bhhggggddhhgf 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva hhgghgfddh I mean why just one princess with you have two? >/////> @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX hbbgfhhbbgcc 🥵 @TrashBabyEva plz 🥺 @JessicaCyboid bunny torture best torture :3 @JessicaCyboid OMG YES "@Oceanity @RaeGun2k My girlfriend describes it as ""more bird-like"" which I love" @RaeGun2k Thinner wrists is I think the most surprising source of gender euphoria for me and I love it 💕 "@hmsnofun It's pretty great, isn't it? 💕 I'm a furry despite almost never tweeting about my jackalope fursona but I know that euphoria you speak of and it's awesome" @QuestForTori Heck yeah congrats! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggffghhffh oh Daddy I might literally cum 🥵🥵🥵 @morkitten Honestly that title sounds too normal if anything @JessicaCyboid YUP THAT PART SUCKED FOR ME TOO @JessicaCyboid Oh yeah that won't work lol @hmsnofun @ninshubar *baaaaaaa @blogconyst @BVDGRRL SAME @BVDGRRL goals @LackingSaint We should really paint the ranch those colors 🤔 @TenaciousRanch company scrip except somehow even worse @AnaMardoll Oh gosh I hope you don't have it 😬 @TheQueenSeKa It feels way better imo @TheQueenSeKa You're going to be everywhere for a while after surgery lol. Think of it as a right of passage 💕 @ILoveUTigerLily @CuddlePotato And yet even pointing that out I still see white and gold :P It really depends on what was shading it. My brain still refuses to see blue and black 🤷‍♀️ @QuestForTori YOU'RE SO CUTE IN IT THO 💕💕💕 @crystalskyes80 Because all of them (including me!) were like 5 at the time lol @ILoveUTigerLily @CuddlePotato No the only context was there was light behind it in the store. We don't know that it wasn't shaded "(But also: Having Bill Clinton exist as a ""neutral"" saxophone gag is itself extremely political)" """But he was just playing the saxophone that's not political!"" Okay, but I promise you if the 90's version was a reboot of a hypothetical even earlier 60's version, y'all would be fuming at that anyway." "Weirdo chuds: Ugh, why is Animaniacs political all of the sudden??? Animaniacs: Literally had Bill Clinton in the theme song in the 90's" @JessicaCyboid Looks better than mine did this far out from surgery lol @JessicaCyboid Beautiful 😍 @Xena_Brand @BirdTickler Y'all are too cute! 💕 "@Azure_Husky ""Yes we each got one anonymous submission, how weirdly coincidental 👀""" @Azure_Husky Retweeting because I feel the same way D:< @tinybird420 I haven't seen the context yet but yeah that's not a cis person's place to say that @CaseyExplosion CUTE OMG 💕 "@retronouns Like, I feel all that too" @retronouns Lots of painful moods in this thread :/ 💕 @MagsVisaggs So fucking true @cindycd2010 Nah the whole queer family is quarantining here for Thanksgiving lol @cindycd2010 YESSSSS "Have multiple girlfriends wear the ""I made the stuffing!"" shirt and when people ask for clarification we all share the orgy story" "Partly to embrace the fact that I can't get pregnant and want to, partly to scare cishets" Okay but I'm gay and I 100% wanna wear these with my girlfriends @HaileyAdamsXXX jhhhhggffffghh yes Daddy >/////< 💕💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean I already know you know I want you to force femme me 🥺 @MaiaFranklyn I too have this figure and I'm so glad I do You know I knew that essay was going to cause so much damage but I never thought I'd see real concrete proof of it just land in my notifications. I'm glad I could help dispel this bullshit. It's why I make these threads 💕 @Kitty_Kimz I'm bringing it back 😤 ...Okay IG-11 might be my favorite droid ever #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian @sillygaymiria 💕💕💕 @lewdgaymiria gosh 😳 @sillygaymiria You're still one of my favorite people on here! I'm sorry we don't talk very much :/ @lunch__bug IT'S SUCH AN EARWORM @HaileyAdamsXXX true omg 🥵💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggghg I might be biased 👀 Less than 100 more to go until @SweetBeansComix hits the goal! Get yourself an adorable Ivy plush! They come with their own TERF Masher! 💕 https://t.co/buF1iZ0FeE @HaileyAdamsXXX DADDY YOU'RE SO HOT 😭💕💕💕 @Valkyrie497 Thought I recognized him! @Valkyrie497 Neat! @NLRG_ Anyway I'm gonna mute these threads because I don't want to keep replying and attract more people here. It's a lot of stress I don't want because I care about you. These tweets are all hours old so I'll just move on. @Valkyrie497 Just finished season 1 episode 6 "@NLRG_ Through a lot of study we've determined a LOT of them simply hate us. And yeah, that's depressing as fuck because you can't reason with that. Hence, using your actions to show them it won't be tolerated." "@NLRG_ And because this is constructed around a complete hypothetical, you're able to come at it from a sympathetic perspective and assume the best in a person that doesn't even exist, and I can do the opposite. It's not very helpful." "@NLRG_ For fascists? Total ostracism, how is this even a question? That's how you force them to stop being fascists. But this was all constructed around a hypothetical. I could say the guy who needs grocery money personally murdered 3 minorities on the way to that store." You can tell the art for the end credits of The Mandalorian are all concept art because so much stuff looks cooler or more detailed. "@NLRG_ This devil's advocate stuff isn't really all that constructive, or at the very least? You're not going to get anywhere doing it with people who are that visibly upset. I know you're not pro-Trump, so this whole debate feels incredibly petty and moot." "@NLRG_ As minorities, we're tired and we're scared. Does it really matter what's in their hearts if what they're supporting ends with the same result?" @NLRG_ @Seedofcheif There not being a good or perfect strategy long-term doesn't make the initial statement untrue. @AyrenTheWolf *hugs hugs hugs* :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde dfgjkdfghdjghdsahk plz @tf_fic like what? >////> @miss_nikola cumming soon too 🤔 "You know I bet Lucasfilm tried to think of a better location than Mos Eisley for this episode, but they never found a more wretched hive of scum and villainy 🤔 #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian https://t.co/J8adqoW7Jk" @tf_fic s-side effects? o.o @tf_fic gdshffh good point >/////> @tf_fic n-need any volunteers? 🥵 SHE SLEP 😭😭😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/BoPv5KslFe @Pr0t0thePissed I didn't say Boba Fett was doing it. The Empire did it. Catra and Adora are all comfy in Mistress's hoodie!!! 😭🥰💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/clshFFLrIo @SadGayLex @MajestikDewback Star Wars is my religion "I've never really been an IG-88 fan (I know this is a different IG unit, but he's here because of IG-88 :P), but I have to admit this guy's made a really cool first impression #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian https://t.co/AXGinvNImQ" Yeeeep this show is exactly what I needed in 2020. Just a long adventure through Star Wars. I'm almost glad I saved it. They have to ride Blurgs! That's Star Wars as shit! God I just wanna exist here forever. #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian @SadGayLex YUP and it's the real explanation I can't get out of my head whenever I see it now KOWAKIAM MONKEY-LIZARDS ARE SAPIENT THIS IS FUCKED UP #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian https://t.co/n6DxKa53XK "@jacquelinefilm And while that totally accounts for everything and ties the lore up in a neat bow, it STILL feels silly to me lol" "@Klezmerstyle See that doesn't bother me because I love high fantasy, which Star Wars is lol" @tama_thatsme ... he died like a bitch a year after being forced by the Empire to try it I mean maybe that was enough time to popularize it but that feels like stretching it to me "The Empire making do with the facilities on Bespin so that one of their most important prisoners is subdued: Awesome, kinda scary, will Han make it? The Empire developed a new method of bounty transport: I mean... sure? I guess" I still think it's really silly that carbonite freezing is canonically a common way bounty hunters transport their bounties when in Empire it's implied that that shit's never been tried before. I know this is after but it still feels silly #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian https://t.co/mPbWBmbvSI @recursive @ann_arcana It's true tho! um. #KatFinallyWatchesTheMandalorian https://t.co/EUOUa6PtFn @transgirlinSEA @nyaakat /)///////(\ Alright I'm watching The Mandalorian @Yuroshai Was she a Target exclusive? I was wondering given the red bike Beanie Babies peaked with Bronty as far as I'm concerned. @Grey_IsTrue I'm rooting for you both! @nyaakat wait a second I have a squishy tummy 😳😳😳 @Grey_IsTrue This thread was legitimately exciting to read holy shit. It taking 6 years to pull this off sucks but I'm so fucking happy it's working! 💕💕💕 "I've never even seen this figure in any store, online or in person, and she's already getting scalped. Did they actually make any? https://t.co/BTw21IyjA6" @BadKitters https://t.co/OimUAkyXNx @JulieYBM I LOVE THOSE STORIES SO MUCH TOO @NikatinePrime Omg happy birthday Veronica! I hope it's a good one! 💕💕💕💕 @ComicsByXan Omg that's the eggiest thing I've ever heard 💕 goddamn typos I don't notice because I'm high """Omg a guy turns into a girl and gets pregnant???? I literally cannot think of anything hotter and this in so way is making me question anything why do you ask""" "As an egg none of my sexual fantasises involved me but I did find TG really hot, preg really hot, and TG + preg like the hottest thing in the known universe so I'm pretty sure my gender was Working Shit Out in the background there" "Watching bits and pieces of the Animaniacs reboot and I'm really enjoying it, but it feels kinda weird to be this catered to as a millennial. Like it's so transparent. But you know what? I'm enjoying it, dammit. I'm ready for the 30 year cycle to cater to me." You wear a disguise To look like human guys But you're not a man You're a trans girl egg I really want a Chicken Boo stuffie but I'm assuming they don't make those "Chicken Boo is in the Animaniacs reboot 10/10, perfect" @HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola It just wouldn't be a gangbang without Nikola! @AmazonChique Oh my god that was John Cleese wasn't it @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I've always wanted to be in a gangbang Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 @TheCrystalStorm Awwwww! 💕 BABYYYYYYY https://t.co/4gEGDcXYWV And this is Catra 💕💕💕 https://t.co/CJXdKBGMJM This is Adora and she's an ANGEL https://t.co/Gux2i5e5zc @nyaakat awwww thank you cutie 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕💕💕💕💕 anyway jesus fucking christ I have 117k tweets "Less like an X-Men, more like a Mystery Men" @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddys don't play either 😤 @JessicaCyboid That's awesome! I hope you get more moments like that soon! 🥰💕 "@miss_nikola yep, I'm gay 😍" "@meanz33 @transscribe Funny, I googled you and you're fucking nobody" "@JessicaCyboid Earlier I used the phrase gender euphoria regarding your lack of bulge and I realized that that might not exactly be how you see it, but then you had already liked my reply, so, >.> Anyway whatever reason you wanted a pussy is valid!" @JessicaCyboid Omg finally! Go eat awesome food! @Faizenek 👀👀👀 @simulacroix Holy heck congrats! 💕 @ukleghoul Congrats! @superisabel76 https://t.co/WbVtH1HF5r @desert_daisie yep pretty much @Kaelyrhn lol crocodillians are one of my favorite animals @SixArmedSweater Yeah I miss having him tbh! "@transgirlinSEA @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean the only two that aren't dating are Hailey and Jen, but assuming they're cool I'm definitely cool with it gosh 😍" @AFinchWrites hfdhdhhd this is too hot >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX plz 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX dfghddfgdhgfhfddhhgfdshghfdshgdhsgfhg this is seriously the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me I can't believe I'm lucky enough to date this wonderful person >/////< @HaileyAdamsXXX True but I'd need way more or ideally a video to really cum >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh I can't wait to make porn that I wanna masturbate too 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX These all sound fun but food is important! @transponderings To my main Switch @AdrienneCohea I really need to get me one of those How can I possibly even begin to be an e-girl steamer without a pair honestly would the evil version of me be called CisLizard or CisFrog @Uber_Anne CUTE BOOBS 💕 @acvalens did it extremely well actually 😍 "I don't even mind how cumbersome the transfer process was given that I hate playing on the TV with a corded controller and if it's wireless fishing is impossible lol. Handheld is the way to go for New Horizons, even though it does look gorgeous on big screens." @CooperSBeckett Yep! Recent update let's you do it with a free transfer app from the shop YESSSSS MY ISLAND IS FINALLY ON THE MAIN SWITCH I USE AFTER LIKE 8 MONTHS OF WAITING https://t.co/udEywaApCD You need a separate app to transfer your island for some reason but at least it's finally possible #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WnlzPSEFSL @CaseyExplosion Heck yeah! It would be my first stream of yours too! :D "Some bots that remind me of high school. I think I still have Blurr and X-Brawn in some box somewhere, but the other I must've gotten rid of https://t.co/917q7rt7ye" "It took until the Beast Wars 10th Anniversary figures before something shifted in my brain and I was like ""Oh I'm never going to stop thinking about this am I""" "I like to say that I started collecting Transformers in 2006, but that was really only when it turned into a special interest of mine. I never really had a ""stop buying toys"" phase so even in high school I bought the occasional toy/Transformer" "okay even engaging with the santa claus lore at face value, of fucking course he can't get covid-19 he's immortal and likely a demigod" "@MapleReam god, SAME D:<" @NewGenderWhoDis also your voice is so cute omg @NewGenderWhoDis CHUFTY FRIEND APPROVES @JessicaCyboid HELL YES GET THAT GENDER EUPHORIA Oh I am DEFINITELY watching this right the fuck now @HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper @TrashBabyEva omg yes plz 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX I WANT TO SO BAD DADDY 😭💕 "@tinybird420 As a kid I did in Colorado, but then I had to spend my teens in California and I didn't want to get teased for it, so I switched to saying soda. Weirdly I don't notice many people in Colorado saying it anymore :/" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I kinda love this 😂 @Demi_theynd EXACTLY "I unironically love that Dan Olsen thinks it's hilarious that some guy with a fake doctorate interviewed himself for his own documentary so he could look like an expert, and to tell us this, Olsen is interviewing himself (possibly to look like an expert) https://t.co/gp5sVP6JfQ" @nononoagh @trgrrl I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM OMG "@trgrrl I really hope he can get both kinds of therapists, physical and mental." @trgrrl seriously I got neck pain just looking at it I really hope he didn't make all of Stardew on that setup "@queerben @Demi_theynd @DiodeLass Masks make everyone hotter, trans and cis alike" look some of us don't really blossom until *shuffles through notes* 41 holy shit good for him I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it more like andrew hussy @maxcapacity_ Autumn he's hot somehow it's not our fault @SteampunkPenny Oh no! holy shit I can't stop laughing @Ranting_Trans Dysphoria lies! @Demi_theynd WAIT A SECOND FUCKING WHAT "I'm really not sure which faction I'll choose for my Shaman main. Kinda leaning on Night Fae because Nature, but she's also Horde AND gay so Venthyr might fit? Still undecided." @CaseyExplosion Okay gotta tag @HaileyAdamsXXX info this because I'm pretty sure she loves this movie lol "@NLRG_ Meowth, that's right!" @JessicaCyboid UK dilators are like completely different from US ones so I barely have a frame of reference but if you're on your biggest one already you're definitely on track! @JessicaCyboid Hell yeah awesome! @NLRG_ I grew up with it lol "@JessicaCyboid Just don't do what I did and wait too long to use the larger sizes. Obviously go at the pace you're comfortable, but I literally waited like a couple months to go up a size and while my surgeon insists I didn't lose much depth, I worry I did." @NLRG_ That's awesome! "@Kaelyrhn I have to. Because in the original timeline, I only went to that particular laser hair removal place on that particular month because I was engaged to a straight girl who also wanted laser hair removal and was tired of waiting for me to find a place." @JessicaCyboid Yeah there wasn't really pain for me either. Worst of it is it's boring like you said @miss_nikola It's such a waste not to!!! "And by the way, me not meeting Mistress means she never meets Jen either. Our polycule triad wouldn't exist. And maybe she would've found someone else, but without our support, starting this ranch wouldn't have been feasible. It all hinges on going to get my hair zapped." "Doing so means I get to meet Mistress. If I can't have that, I'm not going back in time. Yes I'm Bruce Willis from Looper" "These memes are always kinda lacking because here's what I actually need to say otherwise no fucking deal I'm not doing it: ""You're a girl. Transition asap if you can, but PROMISE me you'll start going to [redacted] laser hair removal starting in October 2017, okay?""" @nyaakat talk about a workout o.o "suddenly remember I spent 15 years wondering why my future self didn't say ""You're a girl"" and just mutter to myself ""I was nervous okay""" "blurt out ""YOU ARE GIRL"" before the time tunnel collapses" this is it the best wiki title singable to the tmnt theme @EsserZed Been saying this for decades! Dinobot II wasn't enough! @BVDGRRL can I just add the tiddies on your fursona are positively inspirational "@JessicaCyboid Oh same honestly. I mean, before transitioning I didn't, but for years before GRS I did." @JessicaCyboid Fair enough! It's a new experience though which is still kinda neat maybe? @JessicaCyboid You're gonna love it! Peeing feels WAY better with a vulva imo. With the previous equipment I hated that I had to pee THROUGH my clit x.x Now it just feels so much more natural 🥰 @BVDGRRL Glowup honestly @StebMcDreb omg it's like time travel cucking @JessicaCyboid Excited for you! 💕💕💕 "@JessicaCyboid Yeah I think that pressure feeling was too much for me if I remember correctly. I cried when I finally peed normally afterward, though a good portion of that was the gender euphoria" "@JessicaCyboid I dunno, I think my piss bag was poorly installed or something. I was just so thankful to pee normally after it lol" @JessicaCyboid This tweet is CRIMINALLY underrated wtf @JessicaCyboid Oh my god the catheter was the WORST. I'm glad yours is coming out soon! @JessicaCyboid CONQUERED THAT SHOWER "@OzmaRacc Something-something ""Get a rope"" except they're talking about having some fun bondage time" @retronouns God I hope that tweet is right Keep in mind he created Stardew Valley by himself. Are we to assume he made it all for years at that makeshift standing desk? "@TimonicWulfgar @NLRG_ I don't remember, I just remember thinking every other store was like those weird made up names you see in movies and TV" @TimonicWulfgar @NLRG_ https://t.co/rn8mvUx2rd @NLRG_ okay well if you weren't sure I feel more confident in my memory lol I have a DISTINCT memory of seeing all the weird Canadian stores and just being fascinated "@NLRG_ I feel like I just Mandela Effected myself because I thought for sure I saw it said ""tyre"" on signs while I was there, but obviously you would know lol" I am concerned for Concerned Ape "@NLRG_ ... Tyre, surely?" "@LackingSaint Her pronouns are she/her, but yeah you're definitely right about that" @OzmaRacc After like only an hour I let 'em rip tbh and I've never had it end badly oh wait Pikmin IS an RTS isn't it? no wonder I never liked it lol @OzmaRacc I am also a huge fan of my sex buttons tbh @SnortingEstrace The Knight is canonically non-binary actually! @The_Jedi_Jawa Also you'll want base of your girldick hair to be gone so you don't have internal hairs @The_Jedi_Jawa It's required by most surgeons @Oceanity @CaseyExplosion @Hbomberguy Omg yes @autogynamelia *raises hand* I did lol "@CaseyExplosion @Hbomberguy okay but like, transition goals" @HenryWHall Yeah I was marking the beginning of franchises with that list. Also Begins was a Nolan film too? Like it's cool if you agree with him I guess but the wording confused me @AnnieTheBruce Kitten kittens but god I'd love to hang out with some furries "There definitely was a shift once the MCU hit the scene, but the superhero movie craze was still 19 years old at that point." Batman 1989 X-Men 2000 Spider-Man 2002 Omg after a long evening if errands we're gonna go pick up two kittens!!! 😍😍😍 @RBradndenburg I don't have it displayed at the moment 😔 @RaeGun2k I'm not a surgeon but mine didn't even make me go off HRT for GRS for what that's worth @SnortingEstrace love you tons 💕💕💕 @ComeOnEileen19 So true and it's bullshit @ComeOnEileen19 @MintPossum I got a penile inversion and it ended up being way wetter than I was led to believe lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @TrashBabyEva wanna be so gay with you both! @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna kiss you both 🥺 @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕💕💕!!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX *nods* >/////< @HaileyAdamsXXX hnnbgghhgg I'm suddenly wet just thinking about it >/////< "@ComeOnEileen19 @MintPossum Taking note of all of this, thank you!" @Trancister SO TRANSPHOBIC OMG @HaileyAdamsXXX hgggffffdddffggfdddddgggfffffghh @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggffhhhf plz Daddy >///////< @HaileyAdamsXXX hhi Daddy I'm horny 💦🥵 @PrissyOrcGF @miss_nikola f l e s h @Skaramine @maegodhavemercy YES IT WAS ACTUALLY THIS SPECIFIC VERSION THAT WAS PLAYING IN MY HEAD THANK YOU hi im gay crush just randomly messaged me lewd thoughts of stuff she wants to do to me 😳🥺🥵💕💦 @maegodhavemercy I have the Super Friends theme playing in my head now @Campfire_System I wanna share pics soon on my AD! @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg that's awesome sweetheart!!! 💕💕💕 @LaurenZannah The FIRST thing I looked up online was absolutely https://t.co/AjkvLegTI6! "If y'all were smart you'd start sharing with your buddies that I am NOT to be interacted with, block on site! Because when I do decide to respond, this trans alpaca ranch commune's power grows slightly! You wouldn't do that though would you? :P" "I rarely have the spoons to argue with transphobes, even through screenshots/subtweets. Usually for my mental health I need to completely avoid it. But when I AM in the mood, doing so gets me more followers, which indirectly helps out our trans commune! So thanks transphobes!" I remember this! This was some of the first stuff I looked up online! I think that makes me officially an old! "@RareLtd first of all, how dare" "I say this without exaggeration, you're looking at the single aspect of Banjo-Tooie that makes it impossible for me to beat it 100% without cheating. Happy 20th, you awful, awful bird 💕" @Azure_Husky @lisaquestions omg rebeccifer 😂 @crystalskyes80 @maegodhavemercy That's incredibly streamlined! Awesome! "@crystalskyes80 @maegodhavemercy Oh that's awesome that California is that cool about it! I even got to skip the seeing the judge part somehow? I dunno, changing one's name is this process where you have to hold so much info in your head & then never again. It's like cramming for a test! And it varies by state!" "@NewGenderWhoDis @JulieYBM But like, keeping it within the states would work!" "@Azure_Husky @lisaquestions It's this bizarre belief where not only are all trans people insane liars, but somehow we're able to (relatively easily) find therapists, doctors, and surgeons who are just as crazy as us." @tinybird420 I'm not convinced they understand ANYTHING about human biology "@maegodhavemercy Fun fact! You can skip the ""publish your name change"" step by requesting to skip it if you have a good reason to! I told them I had a Twitter following of (at the time) 3k people and that as a trans person publishing that wouldn't be safe for me and the judge signed off on it!" @lisaquestions It's not even a very good lie! Open wounds don't work that way! So fucking frustrating. "@NewGenderWhoDis Omg we should be Switch friends!!! Protip: If you add your Twitter account to your Switch, you can post pictures and videos to Twitter on your Switch AND find Twitter friends who've added their accounts to their Switches much more easily!" @A_Reborn_Wooloo jfgdfdhfdghdhgdfg >/////> "Seriously though I haven't had that done to me yet but I HAVE tried to press my massage wand harder onto my clit after orgasming and I can tell multiple orgasms await, but my body is too weak! I need that shit STRAPPED to me! Just wanna be completely lost in orgasms 😍" "Me, setting up a football for transphobes that I'm TOTALLY NOT GOING TO PULL AWAY BEFORE THEY CAN KICK IT" Me: Hey transphobes don't know what they're talking about and they don't hold any defensible positions Transphobes: Oh yeah? Well we don't know what we're talking about AND we don't hold any defensible positions! Me: ta-da *jazz hands* "Sometimes I just want to say fuck today, someone should tie me up and tie a massage wand to my clit and leave me like that dammit" @lisaquestions It's actually been a hot minute since I've had this kind of reaction (though to be fair most of them ARE being filtered out of my notifications automatically. I'm in the mood to look for a fight). I assume my thousands of blocks needs updating for all the new sockpuppet accounts @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope it goes well sweetheart! "@ErynRoseModel (It's a really awesome humblebrag, gosh!)" "And yeah sometimes thought experiments (particularly ones made by bigots) involve envisioning a world so completely different from our own that the answer isn't really helpful, but that's not what I did. My base premise was just ""Imagine if medical science keeps advancing"" lol" That's one thing bigots can't even engage with: Fucking thought experiments purposely and openly intended to falsify your theory. That should speak VOLUMES. "It's just a big game where they find tiny parts of the thread that they think they can use to misdirect. No actual answer for ""How would you know if neovaginas looked perfect?"" It's because this isn't about knowledge, it's about gender fundamentalist doctrine." This is why I gave up arguing directly online (used to do it a TON on Reddit). This thought experiment I feel is the simplest and most concise argument I have against transphobia towards neovaginas and none of the transphobes in my mentions are even engaging with it. @ErynRoseModel Thank YOU for your comment earlier in response to that transphobe! 💕 "(previous tweet edited because I misremembered and thought that TERF said ""bollocks"" when she in fact did not. I got her mixed up with another TERF because they all start to blend in after a while)" "To be clear: Sex ed in this country is shit! A LOT of women don't know enough about their own anatomy and that sucks! So you know, that's not really the gotcha you thought it was." "Fuckin transphobes trying to gotcha me with ""Wouldn't a woman know what her own anatomy is like you MISOGYNIST"" when I literally have cis women quote tweeting me not knowing that hair grows on their own goddamn labias. https://t.co/BcV26znVlp" "No one's denying that a neovagina used to be a penis. That's what makes them a neovagina! I'm saying the results are indistinguishable from a cis woman's vagina. The ""how"" of how it got that way doesn't really change this argument, unless you're a gender fundamentalist." "But regardless obviously the materials used for a trans woman's neovagina are arranged in an undesirable fashion, and GRS fixes that. Hair being in the wrong place is part of that. Hair at the base of the penis needs to be removed as well for similar reasons." "I actually don't know if a trans girl who avoided her testosterone-based puberty would grow hair there with an estrogen-based puberty, but given how everything else works with transition, the answer might be no? However I'm not going to assume that without looking into it first!" "So yeah my labia minora isn't very pronounced, but what's there I suppose did come from skin that needed electrolysis hair removal. Which if I'm not mistaken just circles back to the reason we want trans kids to have access to puberty blockers." "[cw transphobia, misgendering] Literally you have TERFs telling other TERFs ""Uhhhh actually she's right about this one"" and they just roll over and accept it because it's not coming from a trans. It's almost as if this is just transphobia 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/AeZd8qjc8W" @joffeorama Wouldn't surprise me tbh @jennplusplus Yeah I should've started at $500 Guess that 80% off sale just ended huh? :P "People say kids don't like clowns and yet this show lasted off and on for like 15 years lol This was technically after my time, but with a little brother 6 years younger than me, this was on the TV a lot in the 90's so I definitely have memories of it https://t.co/qhslzcbA50" @miss_nikola Heck yes have fun! Also VERY relevant t-shirt there lol "To be clear: Pictures of other neovaginas. Though, yeah, I might have pictures out there somewhere. Not sharing where NOW though fucking lol" "@AyrenTheWolf They've already decided in advance that mine will look wrong. If I'm gonna walk into that obvious bait, I'd like to get paid." @TransgurlTSB That's a big part of why I do what I do 🥰💕 In addition to that: - You started this disagreement assuming I was either lying or crazy. If you don't respect me why should I respect you? - I already explained that there's endless ways to criticize the appearance of a vulva - Go find pictures yourself. They're out there. "One of those nasty replies was from someone basically demanding that I show pictures of my vulva if I want anyone to believe me. To that I say: I charge $100 a photo for transphobes. Payment info is in my pinned tweet, thanks 💕" @Orionpax4221 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Hmmm true... Though Inferno should really be at least Voyager size. "But to clarify: It did all that AFTER the blockchain so it basically worked fine? If you can, get a phone attached to your account before you try though." "It kicked me out of my account immediately when I tried and then asked for my two factor authentication. I'm betting if you don't have a phone number attached to your account, blockchaining will basically ban you for being a bot. So... yes and no? https://t.co/O2ORMqxvAg" "When you're a transphobe and don't even try to engage honestly with my threads intended to educate you, I'm just going to block you and all your followers. I'd rather not waste the time, but having new names to protect myself from is never a bad thing, so thanks for that." @Orionpax4221 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Don't we already know most of what's coming out in Kingdom? And sure there's Gen Selects that lags behind the retail stuff but they don't normally have new molds. @gabby_andrews LOVE IT Finally an actual Huffer! And Airazor looks great too! "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Still so mad and confused that it's THAT Inferno. Like I know, Grapple was a thing, of course we're getting G1 Inferno. But this is the Beast Wars line! D:" also WOUNDS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY GOODNIGHT https://t.co/IhiFTzf6Ay "[cw transphobia] Imagine being so fucking misogynistic that you think my cis female surgeon and cis female gynecologist aren't knowledgeable enough about their own anatomy to give me a ""gaping wound"" instead of a vagina. https://t.co/UKke1pAByB" "I think the joke here is it's Friday and they had GI Joe reveals, so ""Thank god it's Friday"" becomes ""Thank god for Joe""? Maybe? Seriously the rest of the email doesn't really help other than explaining the ""Joe"" part. I'm grasping at straws." I'm sorry? https://t.co/xK5WPHa9Ko @monster_nocock Very true! "The rest of the equation is you going out to actually research this stuff, or trusting doctors and surgeons to know better than you, or at the VERY least shutting up about stuff you have no experience with when people who DO have experience with it are telling you you're wrong." "And by the way, just so we're clear, I'm not saying that because I can prove you as a transphobe would be ignorant about this stuff in some scenarios that that therefore PROVES you're wrong." "I don't know how convincing this thread will be to actual transphobes, but the facts don't lie: You're being duped by your own inherent transmisogyny." "That's why I say talk to a gynecologist who's seen a neovag (not just one who thinks they'd know what one looks like, because again, there's tons of stories of them being wrong). A literal doctor whose job it is to look at vaginas would know. The results are indistinguishable." "And that's not me saying vulvas are gross, either. I'm saying we already know there's IMMENSE pressure in the porn industry to get labiaplasties etc to make one's vulva look ""right."" That means the bar for what looks ""right"" to most people is higher than reality." "Oh and there's one more piece of this puzzle that's needed. Pictures of fully healed neovaginas ARE somewhat uncommon. But when you do see them, these transphobes will often try to pick out ways in which they look ""wrong."" I hate to break it to you: All vulvas look ""wrong.""" "It's why in a previous thread I asked transphobes to just find a gyno whose seen a neovag to see if they could tell. In some cases they might not even know they have, but I've heard MANY stories of them being informed and going ""Wait seriously?"" https://t.co/giFrIu6lWJ" "I believe phalloplasties were also first invented for cis men who got their bits destroyed in war if I'm not mistaken? Maybe transphobes think we're crazy and that we would settle for obviously ""fake"" genitals, but do they really think cis people would??? https://t.co/SlPrSr7m88" @asur_el I've never really stopped and tried to describe the feeling of Hollow Knight but you're absolutely spot on And if you happen to think that literally NO advancement in surgical tech could EVER make such a thing a reality: Fucking really? Good luck demonstrating that. I eagerly await your findings. "Spoilers: Vaginoplasties have been a thing since the 60's. That's a LOT of time to perfect the process. The hypothetical advancement I'm talking about already happened. But because you insist on being transphobic, you haven't noticed We've been trying to tell you this for YEARS" "Seriously. How would you know that advancement had taken place? ""Oh well I'd hear about it"" Would you now? And you'd believe it? Because you're already showing that you wouldn't." "We all know there's massive advancements in science and medicine all the time, right? Let's say (again we're doing this thought experiment in a world where you're right) they invent a way to make a neovag INDISTINGUISHABLE from a ""real"" vagina. How would you know?" Cis people who think a neovagina is just a mangled penis and that EVERYONE can tell that it is: Let's pretend you're right for a moment. I want to go on a thought experiment with you. "@SlutRobo In the womb a fetus uses the same material for either a vulva or penis, and nearly every part of each has a corresponding part with the other. It's all the same stuff, just shaped a bit differently." @asur_el That was worded beautifully and it's so true 😭 "@ArtregalOR Honestly even basic biology I think goes over the fact that in the womb the fetus uses the same parts to make either a vulva or a penis at the right stage. Often times they ARE leaning on ""basic"" biology and need to graduate so to speak, but in this case it's even worse lol" "I couldn't even tell you exactly what happened in the City of Tears (it's been a while and again, the story is obscured a bit unless you go looking and taking note of clues), but listening to its music makes me tear up ever time. https://t.co/6lWV3ilHAe" "I've never before or since played a game where the music alone, with so little context because of how much HK likes to obscure its story, made me cry so easily. @composerlarkin is a genius as far as I'm concerned." @CallieBurrito Yup! It's one of the most exciting parts of transitioning imo 🥰 "@ArtregalOR I imagine it's not uncommon with cis gay men too. A lot of trans experiences like that can ""hide"" behind different explanations that seemingly make just as much sense." All penis heads are made of clitorises too! This is a really weird way to phrase it though! Maybe try being less transphobic and you might start applying REAL human biology to this stuff and actually learning. "In an earlier tweet of mine I asked people to actually ASK a gynecologist who's seen a neovag if they could tell if it was a neovag and I had a VERY smart person just reply with ""Bro your labia is made of ball skin."" All labias are made of scrotum skin. Literally all of them." @ArtregalOR Some of that might've been your genital dysphoria given previous talks you and have had. It's understandable. You cycle through your skin pretty quickly through shedding and regrowing. I hope I don't have to explain that you don't magically have the same skin forever. HRT redirects that regrowth to be more in line with our real genders. "Now, guy skin and girl skin are different in some small ways. They feel and smell different for starters. But you know what determines those things? Hormones. Which trans people have to take for at least a year in most cases to have GRS. Plenty of time for the skin to change." I think Twitter might've buried this tweet in the algorithm. Let's see if a reply helps! Cis people actually think there's a fundamental difference between labia skin and scrotum skin. I worry about that kind of extreme ignorance. Can't possibly be healthy. "@eugatcho That's actually the same skin! The human body is fascinating, isn't it? Try actually talking to doctors about this before you make unfounded assumptions. You'll learn a lot! Muted 💕" "@BruckeHarmony EXACTLY. And perhaps reminding people of that can refocus the debate to actually talking about WHY cops as an institution might not be as bad and seemingly pointless as torturing puppies (though the jury might still be out on that tbh), but still bad enough to abolish." ".@SweetBeansComix just needs to sell about 120 more Ivy stuffies to reach the goal! We have two weeks left, we can do this! Look how cute this nonbinary kitty is!!! https://t.co/buF1iZ0FeE" "The problem goes SO FUCKING DEEP too because Sia clearly doesn't see autistic people as actual fucking PEOPLE. Like even if we could force her to recast this movie, her fundamental beliefs about us would likely lead to more horrific problems. https://t.co/bHZsKuapOo" "It's a bit like arguing with transphobes. A transphobe fundamentally believes I CANNOT be a woman, so really no debate with them can GET us anywhere. But we can't just let them be because real damage can be done by them. It's infuriating." "And granted, I get that there's really nowhere else to go debate-wise once we say ""Casting an NT actor in a nonverbal autistic role is shitty"" and she says ""I disagree,"" but I just wish she displayed some understanding of that being what's happening here, you know?" "@BruckeHarmony I use a similar argument to explain ACAB. Instead of being cops, say they were all puppy torturers. We can all agree that it doesn't really matter how nice your Uncle Bob is if that was his job, right? Gets the debate back on track to what's ACTUALLY being argued." "I think my biggest pet peeve with online arguments is when one party puts up this pointless smoke screen that no one is fooled by. You are not engaging with anything being said. You're simply going ""What in the world could that be???"" while pointing and hoping we fall for it." "To say ""But you haven't even seen it yet"" means that you don't think you crossed a line, and like yeah, we know! That's the whole fucking issue!" "Say for a moment that the movie was made by grinding up orphans & using the resulting slurry to feed the cast. We can all agree that that would be shitty REGARDLESS of the quality of the movie itself? Okay, so we're just bargaining on where the line is, ie THE ACTUAL ARGUMENT" Belongs in diapers indeed. "It's like talking to a whiny brick wall. Just fucking ONCE I'd like a celebrity that fucks up in this way to just UNDERSTAND the complaints. ""I fucked up and I'm sorry, but the movie's already made. I'll do better next time"" Instead of ""BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT""" "I don't understand the Liberal mindset where they're like ""Well, the casting might've been exceedingly shitty, but once you see the movie you'll change your mind!"" That's not how any of this works." Way to show your entire ass for no reason. @BluuPup nom nom nom >:3 Chompy friend who was short just one letter when they had to spell their name on Game Boy Color @blindrapture @sextoyspolitics Until now she seemed really cool is the sad thing @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍 when I really need Daddy's cummies to feel better 🥺 https://t.co/NF0l1ZmWQH @ZJemptv Cutie! 💕 "@vapeorwaves @ArtifexH I smoke too much weed too and I'll still get vivid dreams from prog. Weed just makes me forget most of it. So I'll wake up going ""Wow what a vivid dream! Which I could remember any of it lol""" @Arkkon1 @maegodhavemercy @AndreaKoldwell You're so welcome! I'm glad it helped! 💕💕💕 @Arkkon1 Hell yeah you are! Congrats! 💕💕💕 SO TRUE https://t.co/6EMvrQ5lXs "@TwippingVanilla It's more frequently. I'd be going from 100mg a night to 200mg half the time, 100mg the other half" "@NewGenderWhoDis You're a fucking badass and a legitimate inspiration, seriously 💕💕💕" @DarkTyrannosaur hhhhggg can't wait 🥵 @JuliaMono_ Breast growth and libido increase! That's what I tell my endo. They're both totally normal things to seek out while transitioning @gardenoftrans It can! I have high hopes that it will given how going from taking it orally to taking it rectally went before it tapered off again @miss_nikola Us trans girls are just better at being sissies! It's just science! @miss_nikola heck yeah! gay showers with cuties are the best!!! 💕 wow I can't believe I'm asking permission from my doctor to become a moaning slut every two weeks desperate to be bred 🥵🥵🥵 @ArtifexH Yeah the vivid dreams for me tapered off too which kinda sucks lol @ComeOnEileen19 Honestly as I recall my endo said something like that when I first asked for it a couple years ago but he's one of the good ones and prescribed it anyway. So chances are good that'll happen again! @RanatokiParalax I'm being real! And the truth is it's not happening enough for me lol @hmsnofun I was REALLY horny like every night I took it for like two weeks but I've had diminishing returns since then. Hence why I want to cycle it. As I understand it is closer to how it'd be in my body if I was a cis girl. @SwiftAusterity You're right! And yet my brain is still worried lol (I admit a big reason I want this is to become a desperate needy slut every two weeks) "The worst he could say is no, and I don't really think that's super likely unless 200mg is like, largely considered unsafe or something lol" "Basically I have a friend who takes 100mg of prog for two weeks, then 200mg for two weeks, alternating back and forth and it works really well for her. But that would be like a 50% increase in the progesterone I need and I want to do all this above board." @ChaosWitchLizzy @CuddlePotato Oh if you mean ALL fur babies it's over 100 lol "It'll PROBABLY be okay because he's really cool, but I'm still a bit nervous <.<" Sent a message to my endo. I want to try cycling my progesterone but that would require changing my prescription so I need his permission ... Which means I needed to tell him I started boofing prog (instead of taking it orally) like over a month ago without asking first >.> @transgirlinSEA I don't get it? Oh I like this one! https://t.co/Wg6IIlJwma @Cybren @arancaytar One of our dogs is already named Geordi as it happens! @ChaosWitchLizzy 6 right now lol "We're adding two kittens (both girls) to our family either tomorrow or the next day! We're tentatively thinking of naming them Catra and Adora, but since they're actually sisters (our first kitty pair that are actually related!) we were wondering about sister names? Any ideas?" @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ want large boob @miss_nikola @Lewd_Go_Round_ I hope you have a lot of fun tomorrow! I'm legit jealous 💕 @miss_nikola @Lewd_Go_Round_ new advancements in b!mbo tech "Pre-expansion event for BfA reward: An awesome, limited time, exclusive Undercity Bat mount THAT I MISSED OUT ON AND I'M STILL SALTY ABOUT Pre-expansion event for Shadowlands reward: Almost nothing (I got a mace I guess), but don't worry! Didn't miss this one! 🙃" @pandagirlIvy I play enh shaman. Obviously more spells are usually better I just liked the simplicity of less spells Though yeah I guess it IS kinda fun having chain lightning and healing surge again as a long time enh shaman ooooooh that's prolly not good i don't think the sky's supposed to do that https://t.co/GsRYotzcaN "I've played very little WoW since the update, but my initial impression with Shaowlands so far is making my class specialization less special AND giving me even more spells cluttering my bars is not what I would call an upgrade." @Faizenek Must go bigger! when you can tell your bottom is lying subterfuge @lisaquestions Truth! I wanna girl with some thick tendrils and a loooooooooooong ornate tail https://t.co/hkqAdHieyM "@bunnarchist Are they the same options as on the Nightfallen? If not, I will soon-- the last character on my list is a normal old Night Elf" "Damn I don't play humans (this is my Worgen toon), but they have some sexy haircuts now 👀 https://t.co/U6GWec6bUN" @arancaytar Nice! @DesDReac I have no idea! If you do I did it ages ago and it stuck @BryanLoeper Oh gosh you're so welcome!!!! 💕💕💕 It was because visiting the barber for some reason unbound my camera zoom in and out 🙃 @JessicaCyboid I also find this horny but mainly because I'm just super into the idea of being pregnant >.> @Orionpax4221 SAME one day 😭 "listen, you could LITERALLY SWIM in electrode ditto the choice is obvious" @BonnieMakes Terrifying to think about but frustratingly true @SnortingEstrace That's honestly fair! There is basically a boss rush in one of the DLCs if that helps. I prefer exploring. Makes sense why I'd love it and you wouldn't lol @AngryNerdBird https://t.co/MuLSzSrSt9 "@TwippingVanilla It does definitely suck that they EVER charged for it tbh, but at least they don't now :/" @SnortingEstrace ... okay you're qualified to say that then :P Still one of my favorite games lol. What specifically are you finding frustrating? I'm just curious now @SnortingEstrace You barely gave it a chance! @ianc14 @tinybird420 You're absolutely true trans! @TrashBabyEva @CartaMonir Hey friend! :3 @lunch__bug Oh no please tell me you didn't D: @kkinda_sad I don't really have money for any commissions at the moment but thank you! @Servantofthefae @QueenStodge gsdgggffddhhhhsa @PizzaFacts2go YES YES YES FREN 🥰💕💕💕💕 @ValnarDragoness I'm excited to try! @PizzaFacts2go 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 "@ArtregalOR @MapleReam Yep I don't mind less toony looks, but toons are what I can draw, so I really wanna commission an artist but it's hard to find one that has an open commission slot 😭" @ArtregalOR @MapleReam Here's my most recent drawing of her! https://t.co/gCt0gSwJsd @TheMogMiner @tinyfluffs That's a really cool way to think about that! @Kitty_Kimz Talk to your electrolysis person and see if they offer numbing cream. That's how I was able to score numbing cream ten times more powerful than the stuff I initially had and it really helped "@Kitty_Kimz Some don't! All surgeons do a follicle scrape during surgery, it's just that most like to play it safe, since once you have a vag removing internal hairs is really hard. Electrolysis isn't so bad if you find numbing cream that's strong enough!" "@TheMogMiner @tinyfluffs *don't WANT to give a false impression, rather" @StrawbraryCami First thing I tried (though with 2.6) and it did nothing. "@CartaMonir My answer is the first one, and I like how it sounds like I'm saying ""I'm queer, so yes"" Obviously being queer doesn't automatically mean you fuck your friends! But for me it does :V" "@MapleReam It's a jackalope And I understand why no one knows that, but it makes me sad that no one knows that" @TheMogMiner @tinyfluffs I know next to nothing about UIs and basically never talk about them! I don't have to give a false impression lol goddammit I wanted to be a popuFUR! D:< https://t.co/CmbymTLV6D @Servantofthefae 😳😳😳 @infinitebadness omg >/////> @PrissyOrcGF https://t.co/bb0gWCbPqp @TheMogMiner Hey wait a second you weren't supposed to see that tweet! :P Well regardless you seem cool enough to follow back. Thank you for the follow! 💕 Comedian I really admire with sub-1k followers follows me: Squee and freak the fuck out Rando I haven't heard of with 34k followers follows me: Squee and freak the fuck out Twitter's weird "Like, okay, MAYBE I didn't fucking UNINSTALL my addon manager like the instructions told me to, but I feel like having them closed and not running is enough??? There are currently NO addons in my user interface! I reset it! Right?" *hisses like a vampire* https://t.co/H22KtsrSj6 I'm fucking nobody what are y'all doing :P When an account following 400 people and being followed by 34k people follows you: 😳😳😳😳😳😳 @miss_nikola living the dream 😍 @edgar_a_bitch Maybe if we get to know each other more here first? I don't even like playing with my best friends in WoW lol "I literally reset my WoW User Interface and my in-game camera STILL can't zoom in our out (but again, only on my alts and not my main???) Guess I'm opening a support ticket..." @AbyKwet I'm resetting my User Interface. That should work. Though first I'm reinstalling the Battlenet launcher app thing because it keeps flickering between offline and online. @Madame_mousey New shitty feature on Twitter "@AbyKwet Disabling all addons doesn't help either x.x What's really weird is this is only happening on my alts, not my main" @AbyKwet Didn't do anything :/ Plus I increased my max distance ages ago but I can't find that option in the menu anymore "@blogconyst Logging out and in, yeah" "Heads up there seems to be a glitch where if this is your first time using a barber, this becomes your max camera distance and I've yet to figure out how to fix it https://t.co/CVrIpqiv7U" @blogconyst @LambChopInPamps @SuccubusBF ghfdghgghdhgdhsgdshs "oh shiiiiiit Blood Elves have uh, lots of hair options now 😳 https://t.co/tVkh4v0Dft" @LambChopInPamps @blogconyst @SuccubusBF hghfgfhfhhghhghghg loving that barbers in Azeroth can now change your gender fuckin why can't Earth have that option 😤 "Tazztok, my main, has had the same appearance for damn near 10 years. Time for a fresh look! I think this is what I'm going with 🥰 Now to update all my other alts lol https://t.co/fc6z26lGla" @nyaakat omw 😳💕 @VolkaiFFXI what? THEY HAVE AN UNDERCUT OPTION HELL YEA https://t.co/lUqF2ra3W8 MORE CHARACTER CREATION OPTIONS YESSSSS https://t.co/ZwVH35JXcy "I'm not going to say I had a ""rotation"" that ""made sense"" or ""did the most damage"" but what passed for my rotation is now missing the first, second, and forth spells so this is awkward lol" @SweetBeansComix I'll keep retweeting your tweets about it! Given how quickly you sold this first batch I think you'll make it! showing an uncensored spell bar on my oldest character feels like taking a picture of my room without cleaning it first lol not showing you my even worse bags 😤 "ugh, that's so many spells gone 😭 uhhhh I know my spell bar only makes sense to me but trust me there's spells gone lol https://t.co/rmobKDACTh" @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS @PrissyOrcGF I SAY THAT ONE TOO LOL huge b!mbo mood "@RaeGun2k Ugh, cis people :/" "What Futurama quote or quotes have become part of your everyday vernacular? Mine is ""And then it was now, and then I dunno what happened"" after explaining what just happened." "@SweetBeansComix Is it cool to ask what happens if it doesn't make it to 400 before the deadline? I'm just hoping this isn't a Kickstarter thing, but I'm pretty sure my card was already charged so I'm assuming it's not?" @sextoyspolitics YES @SnortingEstrace You and Jay (our greenhouse/permaculture person here) would really get along! @AshCoyote That's wonderful Ash! I'm so happy for you! 🥰💕 @MrsStephinMerit It does lol But if you NEVER fleet your pfp will ALWAYS be pure :P "@tinybird420 There are some folks you swear by the fact that after a year or so you're good. But this is very much a ""Not from a Jedi"" kinda knowledge. Surgeons might be wrong about this. But it's worth it regardless." "Keep your pfp pure on your profile by never fleeting (Seriously you now have to pick ""view profile pic"" or ""view fleet""... unless you never fleet)" @HaileyAdamsXXX I also tried going by my middle name for a very brief period lol "@3folkdone @BirdTickler @StebMcDreb No, cake face was Chamber (2). Aunt inflating was Prisoner (3)." @3folkdone @BirdTickler @StebMcDreb Prisoner of Azkaban :P @MavenOfMayhem hehehe join us on the dark side! :P https://t.co/NzDUNhXL0n @dour @Knockout_Kat @infinitebadness I'm not a doctor and don't know measurements. I just know oral wasn't working for me "@tinybird420 Yep. It does taper out to only like once a week apparently but I'm not there yet. Also it's possible surgeons are wrong about that, but it needs to be studied more." @blogconyst @SuccubusBF hhhhggg it's so true 🥵 @rozietoez Been hard to find the time. Hopefully I can start today @Pr0t0thePissed @infinitebadness I'm long past the point of my vag sealing itself shut (hell I'm not sure that's ever possible). It's more about making sure there's enough space for sex. @lewdstarbun The tweet specifies consoles :P Holy shit how could I forget such an obvious one lol https://t.co/tg53QYyOh2 "I dabbled with 18 a bit as a kid, but didn't get serious until 19" @miss_nikola I must work harder to get into the inner circle! >:D @Flailmorpho_ jhhhgggh plz 🥵🥵🥵 @urthwyte I'm fat too but it doesn't really get in the way for me so I don't really have any tips I'm sorry :/ @AstroStella7 >////> YES https://t.co/kHP8CnoobS @AndreaKoldwell Huge agree! Things I am willing to do feel more like the girl I know I am: - Stick a pill up my butt every night for the rest of my life - Regularly stick a rod of acrylic up my puss for the rest of my life - Face God and walk backwards into hell https://t.co/bv2NZjWiTL fuck yeah now you're talking! @TristyNoone I'm paraphrasing a meme from a YouTuber I really shouldn't be quoting anymore to be fair lol "@FoldableHuman Oh hell yeah I bet this is relevant to your interests, Mae! @reallifecomics" @jennplusplus *majority of people who seem like they didn't know people morphing was possible @jennplusplus My mom took away the books and forbade me from reading them before they were able to figure out people morphing (they tried in like book 5 I think? And they weren't able to). For other folks I assume the majority of people never finished the series. And yeah we don't have uteruses and can't get pregnant but when was the last time you told a barren cis woman that she wasn't really a woman? So yeah maybe shut up. @clairenothere RIGHT???? IT'S SO GOOD @CDayanova Just feels so much better 🤷‍♀️ @RanatokiParalax Oh definitely for cuties like you~ (Spoilers gynecologists who do get a chance to see a neovagina in person will tell you they can't tell the difference) "And you might think vaginas crafted through surgery don't count because ""everyone"" can tell they look completely different. I want you to do me a favor and find a gynecologist who's seen any in person who agrees with you. Good luck!" Hey cis people: There are a ton of trans women with vaginas and you have no way of knowing which ones do and don't so maybe stop assuming what's in our pants yeah? @Colezze Same! https://t.co/vxa3ZSLnnC Had a friend with a locked account mention Animorphs and honestly same! The one where I think it was Marco had to be a female wolf made poor closeted trans girl me feel REAL WEIRD lol "@thetraindoc @CaseyExplosion The meme is Lionel Hutz imagines what would happen if [X] and usually it's everyone dancing and holding hands as if world peace was achieved but I changed it to just ""Lionel Hutz imagines a world exactly like it is now""" @DiscoDeerDiary Right???? Being naked is sooooo much better with a vag 10/10 100/100 highly recommend @NewGenderWhoDis *hugs hugs hugs!* and you've earned it every one of those days! Seriously little kid me assumed this HAD to be pornography before reading it. "I'm old enough for Ash crossdressing to have made me feel weird and I'm a big Timantha fan but honestly? The one piece of kids media that made me think ""Wait a second... that sounds awesome!"" was: https://t.co/oAlXRkKphI" @StrawbraryCami That's so cool!!! @maegodhavemercy HELL YES CONGRATS GIRL 💕💕💕 @Krynis Nice! @DelirusCrux Hmmmm I think there's room to retcon it into being part of the Shadowlands since that's in the sky to technically lol YESSSSSSSSS TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH!!!! Like I feel like I heard a WoW ad of some sort or another mention that lore-wise at least Shadowlands has infinite kinds of afterlives? Might've misremembered but it'd be weird if it's infinite afterlives... plus this other one that exists over here. "I'm totally okay with not having HoV be a faction in Shadowlands I can join (I mean, I'll accept it I GUESS :P), I just want consistent lore. Makes me happy lol" "@ThatsSoTrinda I doubt they'll reply, but please @ me if they do!" "I know Odyn's like a Titan or whatever but I assumed his version of Valhalla would be like, you know, an afterlife?" """Beyond the Veil lies the Shadowlands, where every soul has its place... unless you worship Odyn, then you go to the other afterlife plane from two expansions ago""" I think it solved itself? For now anyway? "Hey fellow WoW nerds: Are the Halls of Valor part of the Shadowlands? I know in the game itself they aren't, I'm saying lore-wise. If not, uhhhh how?" BUT HOW WILL THEY KNOW I'M DATING THESE PEOPLE IN LIKE A POLYAM WAY??? "Literally just had the thought ""Oh I don't really mention I'm polyam in my bio"" before remembering most of my girlfriends' @'s are listed there lol" @MaraJadeBiWalkr @Zirdo_Ionsa Oh gosh thank you for the follow back! 💕 My Blizzard app on my PC keeps disconnecting from the internet and I don't know how to fix this She's on Twitter btw! @MaraJadeBiWalkr "@fakebusker83 When talking about character count, if I own say, 20 Arcees, do I count that as 1 or 20?" @BluLegendR 🤔🤔🤔 @StargirlSednira @Zirdo_Ionsa Yep lol https://t.co/7v0C6dCguA "@TheStuffOfMemes @CaseyExplosion Yep I censor that word whenever I'm replying to someone, usually queer friends of mine who are self-described b!mbos. It's ridiculous that we need to." @ComicsByXan I might get to the same point honestly lol "@displaced_ATX Realizing I hadn't seen your recent selfies and being like ""Hey I know them"" and then ""Oh wait I know who tweeted this too omg!"" Your glowup just keeps going gosh!" """I'm not saying I endorse skinning cis girls to build a woman suit... but I get it."" That moment I knew I had a new favorite comedian lol" "And like I don't want to say trans standup comedians should only have trans-themed jokes, but I just can't overstate how nice it feels to have this experience joked about by someone who knows what it's like. It makes it feel normal in a way few other things can." MORE 👏 TRANS 👏 STANDUP 👏 COMEDIANS ".@Zirdo_Ionsa introduced Jen & I to this comedian in the car today & while I'm not gonna claim every joke landed, just seeing a trans standup comedian talk about so much of my life that feels commonplace yet alien to cis folks is SO. REFRESHING. https://t.co/iQuNdtoN39" @OzmaRacc Don't get me wrong I prefer if there's less cop porn in the world "@futanarchy Replies to them go directly into your DMs, you can see locked accounts if they view them, they were literally forced to implement them because some company bought minority stock in Twitter and demanded ""innovation"" Don't use them" @OzmaRacc Judy Hopps is just too damn sexy "@lisaquestions If we're talking about the same person, check their tweets from today 👀" @TamsinSaysHi He's the best character! @transgirlinSEA heck >/////> Side of the road selfie I took while the tire was being changed lol 💕✨ https://t.co/njlz8X1WfY @miss_nikola gosh I'm jealous! Lucky girl! 💕💕💕💕 @MxGamgee I like to think mine is too lol @MxGamgee RIGHT??? @HaileyAdamsXXX oh no RIP 😭 @OzmaRacc it's a date~ 💕 @ann_arcana It used to be mine but I gave it to Jen 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥺🥺🥺 @SteampunkPenny TOOT THAT HORN! You've earned it! 🥰 @QuestForTori (also you're UNBEARABLY cute!) @QuestForTori Back in the Tomigatchi where you belong! :P But seriously what is that? FINALLY able to come back and fix the Durango's tire x.x https://t.co/Ie6B9fLbow @SwiftAusterity @ZoeVermilion Oh lol @ZoeVermilion @SwiftAusterity I dunno what y'all are talking about Hey if you wanna help our ranch (@TenaciousRanch) consider donating to our GoFundMe! We're still working hard on growing so more queer people can join us and every donation helps! Retweets help too! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/xRzNFS0IhP Glasses keep reflecting glare but I wanted to take a selfie anyway 💕✨ https://t.co/DTv6hyeJzW @CaseyExplosion Yes!!! @TooLongForATwee but also !!!!! Sounds like for some of you I don't even need to tell you if you guessed right lol @dellasummitt RIGHT???? @SnortingEstrace *gasps dramatically* how'd you guess??????? "No I will not comment on who I'm talking about, even if you guess right." "Oh gosh I know it's not cool to speculate if someone's trans but when they're like ""2021's gonna have a whole new look"" and I already thought they were looking and sounding more femme... 👀" @CaseyExplosion @PhilosophyTube 100% Rad Dad run! @LaurenZannah @AyrenTheWolf No it's not lol @TenaciousRanch Heck yes!!! @NY_Sagittarius .@miss_nikola She'd probably ask if I have a pussy and I'd get to tell her yes hell yeah "So yes, very proud. And probably extremely excited." "@JessicaCyboid ""The world's most powerful wand massager"" you say 👀👀👀" @JessicaCyboid Gotcha. I have a wand that I swear by. Pretty sure I wouldn't have been able to figure out clitoral orgasms without it lol @JessicaCyboid What's a Doxy? "@FoxieAfterDark @JessicaCyboid ""30"" ""minutes""" @About4otters Cute! 💕 @JessicaCyboid It's a really good idea!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* @maiasturbation @JessicaCyboid hhggggffhhh 💕 @JessicaCyboid I have been tragically un-fucked in this pussy for most of the year and I need to fix that 😭 "@JessicaCyboid For me I feel like they got less frequent? It's more common for me to just get wet, BUT literally this morning I felt morning wood in my clit and it's been a year since surgery so I guess it never completely goes away lol" @JessicaCyboid I should invest in a fucking machine 🤔 @JessicaCyboid lol I remember feeling that for the first time! It's wonderful 🥰 @JessicaCyboid Hell yes! @JessicaCyboid YESSSSS 💕 @DragonsBouquet I could never! @DegenerateThing wait what @IzzyBunBop Omg I love you 💕 @LittleLambJenny YES @Kaelyrhn Ha! @Kaelyrhn Rungmind! "Twitter team, trying to think of new features to add: https://t.co/828vyORNqf" @TristyNoone Oh yeah I could tell it was Hit Girl instantly lol @Flea Same "@RaeGun2k Having not read the comics I got the impression it was electric powers, but I might've been wrong" @RaeGun2k Wasn't it kinda electric-y in Spider-Verse? That movie was huge and many people's first introduction to the character. Was probably a big influence. "@KatieAngelWitch Yeah I kinda got that feel, but it's REALLY convincing!" @HaileyAdamsXXX Well lucky her she'll get to be both of those things someday 🥰 @RaeGun2k It happened for me too and I swear I didn't start doing it on purpose lol @Grey_IsTrue Omg congrats! I'm so happy for you both holy shit!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Talented b!mbo! @miss_nikola POGGERS HOLY SHIT 💕💕💕 @joelax9 Yeah but Rocky and Bullwinkle looked like shit lol @vi_OwO True lol @OzmaRacc @ElfHaal whomst among us 😔 @Oceanity Same lol @TankUnderhell @TempestaRubida I don't think that was said implying it was a bad thing :P "Now it's entirely possible that T&J only exist as cartoons in most people's minds (like the Looney Tunes characters, and Back in Action was a 2000's movie), but I still think more care was taken here than I would've feared without seeing for myself first Could've been much worse https://t.co/kyOY3obIpm" "@OzmaRacc Well, even still lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX *snuggles* 🥰 If this was made in the 2000's they would've made Tom and Jerry look realistic. This feels more like a 90's movie execution and I really love that https://t.co/v9IhtfXXg0 "I've never been at all interested in Tom and Jerry, but like, they don't make movies like this anymore? They look like they're 2D (probably a mix of 2D and 3D though?)! I can't deny I'm kinda interested." @OzmaRacc This thread feels like learning about queer history which I very much love @OzmaRacc Omg I haven't thought about Sabrina in YEARS One of those days where we were out running errands all day and I'm exhausted x.x @NikatinePrime IT'S SO BAD @CocoaDeer @Doc_Wolverine Nah that's a different color because it's the only one I clicked on. It'll be the last one too lol @lunch__bug Holy heck that's wonderful! Congrats! @MadnessFolie Fleets. New silly feature where you can post videos or pictures with text that only last 24 hours. @AshCoyote Aaaaaa super cute! @BVDGRRL Honestly the fact that you grew as a person means a TON. You're alright in my book 💕💕💕 @garblefart I think having it be this way by default then in the settings the option to turn it off is best. That way little kids who might not remember or have noticed or can completely read are okay. "@VioletWren428 I don't think the intent here is mocking, but it's how I feel" I know the intent is to honestly and gently give me the option to skip the area. I think that's a wonderful idea! But no game I've seen implement this has had the option to turn it off. I KNOW I'm not the only adult player who hates this shit. I'm all for accessibility options but I just wish I could turn this shit off. I feel mocked and insulted every time I die #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/v6xIAei39x @WritingLair fleets oh my fuck can I please turn this off https://t.co/LSwCYfzB9f @Monicaaaaaah yes plz 🥺 @Azure_Husky THANK YOU I hate that shit "@ann_arcana Huge same. It's ironic that once you know your trans, the dysphoria gets more pronounced in a way." @lunch__bug They're all using the same script for sure Okay yeah I guess it scans that the robot that turns into a DeLorean time machine is way more popular than Extremely 90's Jet. Never underestimate the dedication of Gen Xers lol "@tainkirrahe Also like, I'm glad you and I are friends 💕" @tainkirrahe I feel similar about a lot of my transition. I met one of the loves of my life through my ex who's a straight girl. I NEEDED to transition when I was 29. It's wild. "Huh. X-Panse was already up for pre-order on Target, not even sold out yet. That was refreshingly easy." @hmsnofun THIS IS SO COOL HOLY SHIT "@Vangelus Same! I love the implied backstory being iconic vehicles got awakened by the Allspark. This to me is far more preferable than ""What if Wolverine was a robot? And also a car?""" I definitely needed to hear this as an egg. I thought for years and years because I wasn't constantly miserable I couldn't possibly be trans. @Xena_Brand Oh gosh that sounds awful. I'm so sorry :/ 💕 @QueenStodge @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah it being only up for 24 hours ensures I'll never use it. The fuck is the point? "@MaiaFranklyn Everyone's talking about that one time he did but it required Mystique to inject more iron into a guards blood. So in the original movie universe, the implication is that he cannot do that with normal iron levels." Can't believe they made a MEKA figure for Nendoroid DVa! I had long since given up expecting one lol https://t.co/BkUpzOCXh8 YOOOOO Good Smile pre-orders knocking it out of the park!!! https://t.co/d35RBf6Med @SwiftAusterity It's not a giant Cyclops. He has laser Wolverine claws too. New character named X-Panse Oh that box is SEXY holy shit @JessicaCyboid Glad they're listening to you finally @JessicaCyboid Oh no :/ "@JessicaCyboid God this has been so scary to read about. I'm glad you're doing better? Fighting with the nurses for so long is not something you should have needed to do, holy shit" @Notactuallysmol CUUUUTE @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn Oh my bad lol @Kaelyrhn I didn't call Bumblebee a spin-off? It's a reboot tho @SammyCinnabun Yes exactly. "@SammyCinnabun They're basically saying ""the first movie in the franchise not directed by Michael Bay following the first movie in the franchise not directed by Michael Bay"" which is a weird thing to say" "@SammyCinnabun No I know but they're saying this upcoming movie will be the first one not directed by Bay... if you exclude Bumblebee, which there's no reason to do and was the actual first live action Transformers movie not directed by Bay" @HaileyAdamsXXX Go for it! I know I would! 💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX I go back and forth on wanting FFS. On the one hand I'm really pretty, but on the other like, I wouldn't say no to being prettier lol" @transgirlinSEA @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX It's a tasty taco hehe @transgirlinSEA @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggfffhff yes plz >/////> @Nocty6 Fair! @transgirlinSEA @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX hot! 😍 @transgirlinSEA 😍🥵 @Nocty6 I'm a lesbian so I wouldn't know :P "@transscribe I'm a stress eater too and uh, mood" @transgirlinSEA Nicki can I choke on your dick 🥺 @ManjiButt Week of visibility or whatever @Qchan05 SO COOL @Qchan05 Same! @sexfungus what the fuck ew "@uselessneetgirl I'll look into it, thank you" Roommate is here with tire fixing stuff finally 😭 god you ever see a quality dick on the TL and just suddenly crave one in your mouth 🥺 @Ally_Snow_ @futanarchy Facial Feminization Surgery @futanarchy @Lewd_Go_Round_ goals honestly Guess I'm glad I didn't really feel up to joining in on that hashtag this year given TERFs are harassing people through it :/ @friend2allcats Oh yeah The Rescuers is relatively obscure but one of the better Xerox era Disney movies imo @sillygaymiria Honestly those are good investments @Vangelus Omg we can only hope!! "@Vangelus HUGE same Shatter is now one of my favorite Transformers characters, like, period lol" "@Vangelus God just the fact that Bumblebee had MULTIPLE robot characters that were LIKEABLE was like finding water in a dessert, fuck" Takkun: Myuuu! Binx: *very high pitched* Miiiii! Archimedes: Mow-MOW! Hobbes: Mrow! Mrow! Midna: Mow! Mow! Mow! @SnortingEstrace Yeah adderall for me either makes me a chores master or a video game/Twitter master with no in between lol I didn't even realize state borders were closed (not as if I've tried travelling all year). Holy shit. @DysphoriaQueen In the movie Big Bird Goes to Japan he gets really confused as to why everyone is saying they're from Ohio. I watched it a ton as a kid lol @PrissyOrcGF Morgie when we finally get to hang out I need to taste your cooking okay??? @trgrrl Holy shit Alicia congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @Vangelus Optimus is there in 1987. They made sure to telegraph it was meant to be a reboot *sighs* "@Vangelus It's very obviously a reboot, this new movie will almost certainly be a sequel. Wtf is this headline lol" "@BVDGRRL Oof, I've been there :/" @JulieYBM I really hope Charlie can return. She's easily my favorite Transformers human character @JulieYBM It's a really good movie! I think given its success both at the box office and critically they'd be really foolish not to make it a BB sequel @BVDGRRL Omg I love this "So, Bumblebee began as a prequel but the reshoots they added (him joining Optimus 20 years before Optimus landed on Earth in the original timeline) made it a reboot. I assume this'll be a BB sequel https://t.co/dbpp5RGo9R" This is great news and I actually loved The Last Knight. It's a terrible movie but I loved it lol why would you exclude the Bumblebee movie lol anyway this is great news @StopTweetingMia https://t.co/3touO12iCB He's made a lot of incredible videos. I just hope he can walk away from this without too many symptoms? Or something? Fuck "Innuendo Studios having covid is, uh, God I hope he's okay" @Arkzist Both appointments needed physical examinations unfortunately 😭 "@Decoysheep @deathpigeon Yep! ""No other gods before me"" outright states there are other gods!" @AlexisVeilled gonna make you squeak so much~ @AlexisVeilled haha that'd be so funny right you all helpless and inflated @MaiaFranklyn Nah @MaiaFranklyn ... I like one (1) Gundam @emnicw >.> <.< I plead the fifth @Nickle4aPickle @Rozoken SO CUTE @AlexisVeilled *takes notes* I feel really bad when I need to reschedule a doctor's appointment (which happens way too often) so I feel really accomplished that I made it to TWO in one week 😤 @HouseholdWheel Random comment but your banner is amazing and is a big part of why I followed lol 💕 "This is actually a great illustration of why I'm not as into Gundams. I don't mind that Transformers has this variety but those of you not into Transformers can tell these are two different design philosophies, right? I prefer my robots boxy and less Samurai-looking lol" @SteampunkPenny Me too! I love you 💕💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny Gosh I'm tearing up 😭💕 @CaseyExplosion Prey 2017's recycling mechanic is sooooo satisfying and I kinda hope more games find an excuse to include it. "@deathpigeon Fucking the old testament god talks about other gods as if they exist! He never has good things to say about them obviously, but the language is REALLY clear." @autogynamelia Same tbh @OzmaRacc 💕💕💕💕 @MaiaFranklyn Though Bianca is pretty hot too 🤔 @MaiaFranklyn Truly a tragedy 😭 @dreamingnoctis Oh neat! I didn't know about that one! @MaiaFranklyn Pretty much! Though with that I'm not sure what the whole story was? Because the Rescue Rangers thing was because Eisner insisted that they should focus on legacy characters. "Fun fact did you know Rescue Rangers was originally a Rescuers Down Under cartoon? It's why there's a mouse with a pet fly, and why they rescue people. Bernard was split into two characters lol" I LOVED this movie as a kid but now I feel old 🙃 "@PrissyOrcGF IT'S SO WEIRD BEING LIKE, YEAH I'D FUCK ME I never thought this was a thing you could feel before transitioning lol Being gay rocks" @OzmaRacc Immediately equip! "@ArtregalOR @SweetBeansComix I'm in a similar boat honestly. I met Mistress through my ex, who was a straight girl." @SweetBeansComix Huge same Durango got a flat tire so now we're waiting for someone from the ranch to come get us. She should be here in about 2 hours 🙃 @Katabassist @deathpigeon Omg omg omg I wanna see you so bad babe 😭💕 Also that would be really fun! @FroyoBaggins That's wonderful! 💕💕💕 @Lass_Library TRUTH @AyrenTheWolf Sounds like it! **penetrative sex we should just invest in a strap honestly lol @AyrenTheWolf Fair 💕 "(of the girlfriends I live with, one has a vag and the other is ace, so sex isn't as common as I might like) (Daddy will be moving in at some point and that might change >.>)" Really I need to either find someone to have sex with more often or look into a good toy to really know for sure where I'm at. "Had a follow up appointment with my surgeon. She's not worried about my progress in regards to dilating. My depth looks good, and even though I have trouble with the bigger sizes, she told me I should keep at it. I feel better about it 💕" Side note I should message people I love more often. It's hard when I feel like I don't have a reason to >.> "You ever have that moment where you're like, ugh, I wonder if that person I like is sick of me? And then they message you out of the blue and you feel way better? 🥰" @AyrenTheWolf ask them out! @AyrenTheWolf @NotGyro *hugs* @NotGyro @AyrenTheWolf Honestly I'm sorry for even making that reply :/ @NotGyro @AyrenTheWolf That's true! "@miss_nikola Being a good, responsible b!mbo!" @AnaMardoll *as luxury @trgrrl Turns out it was a load bearing flask "@SparkleTindi @sapphixy It's funny because when I wrote that was I was subtweeting a different dingus. Or rather, there's at least two now lol I always try to subtweet first." @JessicaCyboid Thank goddess 💕 @AnaMardoll I once heard it describe that the rich in this country seem to think of teeth and luxury bones and it's infuriating @AyrenTheWolf gghhgg 🥵 @Orionpax4221 Totally understandable. Come here to heal 💕 @Orionpax4221 Not at all! We're excited for you to join! "@deathpigeon Same with New Mexico, as well as the entire Pacific Northwest. It's a troll post" @Orionpax4221 We'll accept you on the ranch. We just don't have the space yet :/ @Orionpax4221 It's okay. I'm the one who replied 💕 @Orionpax4221 Okay. Take it easy tonight if you can. Phonecall tomorrow 💕 @Orionpax4221 I understand. Can you call them soon? @Orionpax4221 Take a deep breath. You got this. Just be honest with them. @Orionpax4221 What's not working? I've never used planned parenthood before @AyrenTheWolf oh heck 😳💕💦 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Awwww I hoped this was real @StopTweetingMia omg 💕 @blaze_casual We really do @Azure_Husky @maegodhavemercy I remember when I found mine lol @maegodhavemercy Mae you're so fucking pretty wtf 💕💕💕 @caraesten THANK YOU I'm of the opinion that gayer is better "Y'all were awesome helping me out with gas money on my other tweet, let's show same level of support for my amazing girlfriend! 💕💕💕" @ysabel THANK YOU SO MUCH 💕💕💕 @daeken THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭💕 "It's a 6 hour round trip, so maybe $30 for gas? And I think the cat food we get for all 6 of our kitties is about $20 a bag. $50 would work miracles here." It reminds me a lot of how Michael Bay has said in interviews that he basically thinks a good camera shot needs to be one that's constantly swooping and moving. It's what happens when a director never needs to grow out of his adolescence. "Zack Snyder has a very narrow concept of what ""mature"" means for stories but at the same time it's his favorite flavor by far. Of COURSE he wants to make Justice League black and white." "I mean same, but it's so perfectly Snyder. https://t.co/ZCJjlJy36P" "My girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX really needs food money this month. Anything you can donate helps, but retweets help too. Thank you 💕 https://t.co/XigOKG7p6C https://t.co/RBKnczcyh2 https://t.co/hg41Oq4WsO #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdfund" "@Orionpax4221 @Kaelyrhn Not in my mentions, please" Zack Snyder's ideal version of a comic book movie is one where literally all the color is sucked out. That's almost beautifully poetic. @Kaelyrhn I respectfully disagree "I do seem to have the superpower of de-escalation but having the spoons for it? Once in a blue moon, fuck x.x" [cw drugs] We are out of weed and I think it's starting to drain me a bit. "@HardSundae This thread is so unbelievably good, thank you" @HardSundae EXACTLY!!!! "Not really just talking about emotions. Like, if I had a friend who started drifting right? I wouldn't immediately give up on them. But giving up on them would be MUCH easier. My heart can't let me do that, though." Sometimes I just want to curse my tender heart. It so often makes things so much harder. "@MajestikDewback Woah, nice! I wasn't even aware of that LEGO set!" @HardSundae Hell yeah! "@jaquielajoie In this one instance I think I probably was being hyperbolic, and I apologize for that. I'm gonna keep following you so that you can always reach out in my DMs if you need me, okay? I'm still really worried about you." @jaquielajoie Like this tweet right here? This tells me you're not okay. That this isn't as simple as you switching sides. https://t.co/uuuPZTjj3G @jaquielajoie Literally last December we were both enjoying that pic of a trans woman peeing on a cop car in our DMs. What happened? "@jaquielajoie I'm looking at your recent tweets and I'm a little troubled. Given that we were mutuals just a second ago, I'd really like to know if you're okay?" "@jaquielajoie This was an instance where using the term fashy was probably overdoing it on my part, but in general calling fascists fascists isn't... fascist? What does your bio mean by ex-left?" @jaquielajoie Are you talking about me? "@Kate_Bunni It was kinda novel in some ways? But for some reason the only villain they made was Venom, whereas the heroes were Wolverine, Spider-Man, black suit Spider-Man TWO different Iron Mans, Hulk, and Thor. https://t.co/ADLikLxJD9" "Wolverine being a robot is a cool idea, but I'm more into the idea of the Blackbird being given sentience from the Allspark, you know? It feels more consistent to me. Like this could happen if the X-Men met the Transformers." "I like this as long as they stick with the ""vehicle from this franchise turned into a new character for Transformers"" rather than the Marvel Transformers they had like ten years ago where it was like ""What if Wolverine was a jeep? And also a robot?""" @screamofangirl Both pics are from before! "Yeah, you're right. It's literally just a ""It builds character!"" argument, but that's even MORE of a transparently bullshit stance. https://t.co/1BJTsNk2Te" "Like imagine if somehow everyone KNEW that in like ten or so years their loan would be forgiven. Would you have acted differently? Probably still would have taken the loan and yeah, probably still would have made payments, wouldn't you? It's a bullshit argument." "Also like, another aspect of this is... you didn't waste that money? You paid it off in part to help with your credit score? And even people who paid nothing still had to wait years and years with a tanked credit score before this hypothetical relief?" "@Random_Factor I think it's a fair reaction to a rare instance of relative restraint. Usually boob armor is much worse, and it's valid to have issues with it. This time it was better though." "@MaelJade_ (please ignore the second video it's not really relevant? I just couldn't crop it without showing it) It's possible he did, but apparently in The Mandalorian they did increase the breast plate armor size for a character who was much flatter in TCW." "And hell maybe this guy is relatively left of center and has his head on straight regarding topics like sexism, but that thumbnail is the one you use to attract fashy viewers who are angry at SJWs." "There's actually a fair amount of nuance to this debate, but I don't give a flying fuck what someone without boobs has to say about it https://t.co/pDwjyan8tp" "I am all for giving non-rich people LOTS of money, actually, but I can promise you no one crying about all the money people wasted on paying back loans is for that. So they can just shut up!" "To anyone arguing that student loan debt forgiveness would just piss off everyone who paid off their loans: Okay. I guess the fair thing to do would be setting up universal basic income? You know, because they wasted all that money paying the loans back? What's that? No? Huh." "@IcyWitch35 @reallifecomics Yeah I always thought it was on purpose too. I mean, it might have been! Special Edition changes in no way reflect George's original ""intent"" and don't let him convince you otherwise, but also... yeah making those suits blink with 1983 tech probably wasn't feasible." @narylis lol I never even knew about the tab trick? "(sidenote we gotta take more selfies together, these are both kinda old lol)" "Today marks 3 years I've been with Mistress! I feel like I love her more every day and I feel so lucky to have found her and to be hers. Thank you so, so much Mistress! I love you! 💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/tJrgyi0HXy" @IcyWitch35 @reallifecomics One of the changes I dislike from the Bluray additions were making the Ewoks blink. As a kid I assumed they worked more like bug eyes. No eyelids needed! Also very creepy! :D "Oh I also say ""Let's get this train wreck a-rollin!"" quite a bit Keep in mind I'm the only member of my polycule triad (and one of like, maybe two people on the ranch) who even watched Homestar Runner back in the day lol" "@reallifecomics I mean, Stormtroopers that survived the battle of Endor DEFINITELY have some teddy bear-based PTSD." "By far it's ""Everything is fine, nothing is ruined"" (only said when that statement is not entirely true) I say this easily once a month lol https://t.co/Mrng0Lt688" @FreyjaErlings Hell yeah! "And make no mistake, even if Biden can magically make all the needed stuff happen January 21st, there will still be deaths happening until the curve is flattened. It's just so exhausting having one half of the political spectrum in the country be fucking children." "You know what sucks the most about this? There's almost, ALMOST some consistent logic here. If you believe that Trump did everyone he could to help with covid, then you might be under the mistaken belief that the reason everyone blames him is because there were ANY deaths." Anyone But Cis Dudes The only kind of masculinity I legit swoon for 😍 "And by the way, fuck Biden too. He was the compromise, but the covid deaths are objectively, obviously not his fault." "I'm against the death penalty but if I was magically supreme empress, anyone trying to claim the covid deaths were Biden's fault get the guillotine." It's going to be so unbearably infuriating when Republicans blame Biden for the likely half million deaths from covid. "@kerrizor It goes away for Republicans once Biden is in office, because obviously he's going to do everything he can to fix things, and he might even succeed, but then they'll just blame him for the deaths and all their supporters will believe them. Obama was blamed for the 2008 crash." That's good that they're backwards compatible at least! https://t.co/aEjxLxO1P3 @MaiaFranklyn well okay then I'll accepting fucking me on purpose at a later date @MaiaFranklyn are you fucking with me right now (Which is impressive given that I nearly 100%'d the first Kingdom Hearts as well as completed just about everything in FF7R with that controller lol) Side note I could've SWORN PS4 controllers also got proper d pads but I think I just Mandela Effected myself "It was really exciting last gen when the Nintendo patent on the d pad expired. Xbox at least got real d pads! I'll admit I've basically never used an Xbox One despite the house owning one for two years now, but I liked that it had a proper d pad at least!" @MamaBearKingdom I was so fucking excited that this past gen had real d pads and now they go back on it wtf I literally don't believe this circular one is better. It can't be. ... why the fuck did they downgrade the d pad? https://t.co/uopygP16na @Calliethulhu It sounds VERY much like his work and I love it. The more Toby Fox music in the world the better imo @CaseyExplosion I remember as a kid thinking that part of being an adult was just always having SOME money lying around. That is not the majority shared experience by any means. @CaseyExplosion It helps so much to hear other people say this. I maintain that the vast majority of people feel this way. It's REALLY hard to hold onto money! Even when you do everything right! So many companies assume all their customers are super wealthy. @miss_nikola it's a very fitting top~ @Kaelyrhn It's true! @LambChopInPamps I dunno how it happened! I feed him the same amount as all the other kitties lol oh we're getting EXTRA COMFY now! https://t.co/YgRKliKkJp Sometimes when I'm dilating my little chufters Archimedes will lay on my foot and I love it so much 😭💕 https://t.co/lhJ3PrBiXO @trgrrl Super cute! 💕 @JessicaCyboid You got this! You're in good hands 💕 @caraesten Same 😭 "@gardenoftrans I don't remember apples, I dunno lol" @nyaakat It's such a great feeling 🥰 @gardenoftrans Apple shaped? I don't think so? @gardenoftrans I'm a 44C now and I think I want at least 44E @nataliereed84 Well I hope they didn't block you. That's always an awful feeling :/ @CallieBurrito I'm in Colorado. I need to get into contact with the trans coordinator here again. Thank you though! @VixusFoxy @Kahncub In your butt? @CallieBurrito (if you're not comfortable sharing you can DM me instead) @CallieBurrito Wait wait wait I have Kaiser! What state? @Kahncub @VixusFoxy Boof some progesterone! It can help @blaze_casual The nerve damage does worry me a bit 😬 BIG 👏 MOMMY 👏 MILKERS 👏 FOR 👏 ME https://t.co/CYtxfnZAMM Probably possible before I'm 35. Maybe 😬 I want breast implants so bad 😭 https://t.co/Jiyl2oVQy2 @PrissyOrcGF omg that looks fun 😳 @JennyENicholson Telling that so many people assumed it was a woman @zenocoyote gosh I'm sorry 💕 @dirtycitybird @brynnn Holy shit this rocks! @gardenoftrans @RaeGun2k Supposedly! Barely feels like me tho @Calliethulhu Holy shit that's incredible "This is an incredible story. There's always so much I've yet to learn about our history! I like to think with our ranch we're creating new legends in the trans community, though honestly I'm not sure we could ever top running a ball barn lol 💕" @RaeGun2k Honestly same lol https://t.co/IKLiZvqEBT i'm sorry what "I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE *muttering out the side of my mouth* ""I say we let him go!""" "@RaeGun2k That is very cool, but I'm distracted by the shirt you have that they sold out of by the time I got to the front of the line at the last Weird Al concert I went to :P" @NewGenderWhoDis oh heck you're a lucky girl! 😍 "@Myramow I guess that's mostly consistent, sure. But it's a bit like how ancaps think laissez faire capitalism is the same as having no state. Like sure, I guess the government isn't oppressing you on this very specific axis, but it won't save you." "We're past the point where the cats growl whenever they see Creamer, but the nightly 2am fights haven't stopped, and I'm starting to wonder if Creamer is starting them :/ (no blood or anything, mostly just hissing and growling)" "Put out wet food for all 6 cats, and our newest cat, Creamer, thought it would be cool to randomly wander away from her bowl to Takkun's bowl and steal from her. I've never had a cat scream when I scruffed them before. Anyway that cause all the other cats to run away *sighs*" @litterboxhex Looks gorgeous! 😍 We all get why these two flags are often together. Both sides inherently understand it. It's just that the one side WAS claiming to hate being oppressed by the state. No better illustration of how Libertarians and ancaps are really just a very thin layer of paint over overtly racist ideas. "This one's a bit more random but sometimes I'll mumble ""OH REALLY WHERE ARE YOU HOSING HIM DOWN???"" because I just really like the way Reubens delivered that line" "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." @heck_engine for all your ovipositor fans out there @SweetBeansComix Of course me too! Anything to help such an awesome friend 🥰💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace @Demi_theynd Hollow Knight is a game with a lot of death. I often have trouble with games that expect you to keep getting up but for some reason Hollow Knight just clicked with me. "I made a mental note to tweet about this last night and forgot until just now, but I DID remember at some point lol" Do you like cute stuffies? Do you like to support trans artists? Then you should buy one of these ADORABLE Ivy plushies from @SweetBeansComix! LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE AAAAAAAAA https://t.co/buF1iZ0FeE "@SnortingEstrace @Demi_theynd Actually it's been a while, it's possible I'm wrong" @SnortingEstrace @Demi_theynd That guy needs an upgrade to beat @SnortingEstrace lol just wait "@miss_nikola Dysphoria lies! Never listen to it! No thoughts, head empty 💕" "@AdrienneCohea I understand that it's a solvable problem, I'm asking what happens if the US continues to refuse to solve it." @narylis The only thing that can save us is the one thing conservatives and a fair number of democrats have sworn they'd rather die before even considering: Give everyone lots of money. @MsGuidedButSoft There are parts of it that are doing way better because they treated the threat seriously. @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I've never heard of this! Looks good! @deathpigeon Okay. That's obviously really not great but it's I guess something. Kinda. "Like I know there's a lot of room for it to get so, so much worse, but I guess what I'm asking is does the virus just never stop? Just keeps bouncing between all of us forever? We just stay a leper colony cut off from the rest of the world?" "So like, let's say we stay in worst case territory and it's just unchecked covid forever: Where's it end? All of us infected? Then what? At a certain point the deaths have to start mattering to the government? Kinda need people for a country to like, exist." @narylis My main concern isn't even whether or not Biden can order a shutdown. A shutdown is MEANINGLESS if you aren't paying people to stay at home. That's the kind of thing Biden absolutely cannot do on his own. @NewGenderWhoDis @blindrapture LEGENDARY "And there'd be no stopping them. Even if they're being paid to stay at home, Trump or one of his lackies would be on Fox News or whatever that even worse channel they all swapped to is saying it's all a hoax and that REAL Americans should take to the streets! I'm worried." "But yeah let's say the best case scenario somehow flies over McConnell's turtle shell and January 21st we get a country-wide lockdown, $3k a month for every citizen, the works. Obviously there's only so much damage they could do, but I worry they would do the max amount of it." If I may paraphrase a really popular thing to say to conservatives: I don't know how to make you care about other people and it's killing us https://t.co/ge017qy6oG "My worry though is even if we get all that, the damage is done. Will MAGA chuds even listen if the government orders a shutdown at this point? *Maybe* under Trump but not coming from Biden." "It's of course not solely the fault of these assholes that we're in this mess. There needed to be a better lockdown, with more money going to the people who needed it most so they'd be incentivized to stay at home." "It just sucks that we have to share this society with fucking children. Not literal children! Much worse, actually! Adults who should fucking know better." "The whole refusing to wear masks thing is just a childlike ""YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"" writ large and it's just so aggravating. You live in a fucking society. Grow up." "@StebMcDreb Personally as long as by the time they reached adulthood (maybe as late as 25) they got better, I'm willing to forgive a lot. Depends on the shit they got up to, but there is a certain amount of ""we were all dumb kids at one point"" that actually applies." "@SnortingEstrace For my playthrough I had Jen sitting with me giving me small hints and looking up where to go when I was like ""Okay, let's look for that jump upgrade"" and stuff" "@SnortingEstrace This is literally one of my favorite games ever and I hope you enjoy it too! My biggest piece of advice is don't be afraid to look up walkthroughs. Not that it's impenetrable, but it is HUGE and if you ever want to zero in on what you should do next, walkthroughs help." @katemaclel I mean there are vibroblades but yeah this armor is mostly meant to help against blaster bolts which I believe are hot plasma. "Yup. And like, at least for the white ones, yeah there's some protection for them there. https://t.co/822nkJvF3z" "I guess the answer is they all think they're invincible. ""Even back when they claimed it was an engineered weapon, we're the greatest country on Earth! We (ie, my immediate family and maybe some pundits I enjoy watching) won't be harmed!""" "But then, covid not being real SURELY must be actually believed? You can't half-believe something like this. Fucking up that call can kill you." "Makes me wonder how much they actually BELIEVE any of this Because if I thought another country engineered a disease to kill us, even if I later found out it was all a fabrication... I'd still be a bit paranoid? Might wear a mask just in case it being a ruse is the real ruse?" Shit like this is how you know they're finding explanations to fit their pre-existing beliefs. "It's infuriating watching them swap conspiracy theories as they need them, acting like the previous ones were never claimed because they don't claim them anymore." "I'm sure there are some conservatives who still say it, but for the most part notice how they stopped talking about how covid was a bioweapon designed by China & have pivoted to saying it isn't real? The previous claim didn't really fit with their insistence on not wearing masks" @DiodeLass gosh!! 😍😍😍 @cassie_complex Oh totally lol "@cassie_complex Nah, Whos are microscopic creatures (ie, Horton Hears a Who). In the 2001 version it posits Whoville exists inside a single snowflake. The Grinch is probably a mutated Who." @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I don't remember the Kingdom Hearts one! When I finally get around to doing KH2 for reals I should do it with you! @JessicaCyboid I think you might've won 2020 @TheNDqueerelf cuuuuute 😍 @miss_nikola I'll get the strap! @PaulaBraydi Omg I love both of these pictures! @QuestForTori POGs reboot where they appeal to the youths by-- wait @CaseyExplosion I try not to think too often about the level of fame I have lol "@FoldableHuman As a person living on an alpaca ranch (@TenaciousRanch), I know this feeling (Though most of our pacas don't appreciate hugs lol)" @OriginalZin Fucking mood lol "@FroyoBaggins You know Matt still posts, right? He runs @DinosaurDracula now!" "@Funkotronics I had an older sister ('79) so far less hand-me-downs, but I remember going to friends' houses and seeing the toys their older brothers used to play with and being fascinated. Like He-Man especially." 80's nostalgia feels uniquely weird because like: - We've been doing it for 20+ years - Can you imagine blogs being made for 00's nostalgia now? Like if blogs were still a thing? @narylis Exactly Fond memories of reading X-Entertainment back in the early 00's in my mid teens feeling nostalgic for a decade I basically didn't experience. "Like especially as a trans woman, I don't want to live in the 80's anymore than I did (born in '87), but as far as the media y'all had? Love that stuff." Okay but also: A lot of us millennials had 80's nostalgia back in the day. It might just be a Thing that happens often lol "@bee_how The thing around/next to the electrical outlet is this wooden decoration the walls have every few feet. The door frame on the right is for a closet (my computer is set up in the closet, dinosaur is to the left of my computer)" "@Grey_IsTrue Working my way through this video because I'm curious and, ""*responding to the chat* Arin has said the n word too? Well I'm pretty sure he's Jewish, so,"" - He's not - That's uh, not how any of this works" I really love this hair tie holder solution I came up with lol https://t.co/ivNKt14a6Q "@Grey_IsTrue There was a tiny part of me that was hoping the apology I heard that he made was sincere, but I still haven't watched his stuff since that first ""debate"" he had with Destiny. He's really dead to me. Good to get it confirmed he hasn't gotten better tho." The Kanto ghost trio are always bigger than you think they are and I love that about them "@ArmlessKittyfox From head to tail, he's royal purple pigment!" "@ArmlessKittyfox Same! I rode it mere MONTHS before it closed forever and I fell in love! They tore up the original track layout. They'd have to build the entire thing from scratch to make it again, and they're not likely to do that." "Honestly with all the changes they're making to Future World, just make Figment the mascot for it all" I really enjoy how much love Figment gets from fans and imagineers alike. It'd be nice if had a better ride to live in tho :/ "@MayaEriksson9 I would argue that while having one director for all 3 movies in the sequel trilogy would've made for a better trilogy, having 2 or 3 directors who just TALKED to each other and collaborated would've also worked very well. But yeah, one of those scenarios next time plz" "@MayaEriksson9 The prequels were sorta planned, but a LOT of plot is wasted in Episode I. He clearly had a basic idea but hammered out the details as he went." "@MayaEriksson9 Incorrect, the original plan for Luke sister wasn't Leia. George's original idea was for like a whole extra trilogy of content to explore who it was." @JessicaCyboid https://t.co/VaCIQIfXfn @JessicaCyboid @HappyLittleBush I was surprised how quickly I transitioned into just needing a rotation of ibuprofen and acetaminophen. Like over the counter pain meds were enough after only a few days which is still wild to me. @HardSundae oh god that feeling of a cutie's tongue just forcing their way into your mouth *moans* 🥵 "@MayaEriksson9 Honestly? They don't need to be planned imo. The original trilogy wasn't. Prequel trilogy barely was. I just want one creative mind at the lead, or if you wanna mix it up, for multiple creative minds to *collaborate* and talk to each other from the start." @DanielleSATM I want to watch them both! I've heard great things @TimonicWulfgar I loved Solo and even enjoyed TRoS lol @DanielleSATM And I don't mean I got the feeling I could skip them in like a quality sense. I hear a lot of them are good! I mean I knew no Star Wars movie would reference events from Legends. They were the Agents of SHIELD of their day. The shows aren't like that tho @DanielleSATM Yeah and I've ignored those books and comics :P I don't mind that they exist! But especially with Legends stuff (even before they were made non-canon) I got the impression that I could totally skip them. The shows don't feel that way though. "I get the impression that between Solo underperforming and TRoS being heavily panned by critics and audiences, Lucasfilm might feel that there's no hurry whatsoever to return to theaters. That's a huge bummer." "The bait & switch feels even more pronounced now that we're in this uncertain period where Star Wars is at best taking a break from being movies for a little bit, even if covid wasn't a thing." @Valkyrie497 Cool! I always thought the Mandalorians were painfully boring. I recall not having much motivation to watch TCW episodes with them lol "I've seen maaaaybe ten episodes of The Clone Wars scattered throughout the seasons and that's it. I'm not opposed to watching all of TCW, Rebels, or Mandalorian, but I do wish they were movies." "I'm not overly upset that Star Wars has TV shows but it does feel like a BIT of a bait & switch coming into the fandom in the 90's expecting 2 hour experiences then it's suddenly ""Why won't you sit down for tens of hours for this?"" It's why I've dragged my feet on it for so long" "@Valkyrie497 Bits and pieces of Clone Wars, why?" "@EllieODaire Just going by the screenshot (I still need to watch this show), he's also holding his arms in a really goofy way. Like it almost looks like he's gotta have his arms that way or else the armor will start drooping." @MaelJade_ Yep looking closely at the visors is how I finally figured it out lol @LambChopInPamps GGGFFDDDFGHHHGFC >//////> Though you know I'd rather you block me before I get to know you so there's really no chance of heartbreak there. I guess in that light this is preferable lol "Look no one's perfect, and I can totally invent reasons to block me I guess. But at the same time... really? Blocking me? Of all people?" "Finally at the stage of clout where seemingly 1 in 3 people a person I follow might quote tweet just has me blocked. Never heard of them, already blocked lol" In fact now it just seems like the guy's armor is weirdly shaped @acvalens OH WAIT THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE IS A LADY TOO? I couldn't even tell! That's how not-boob armor this looks to me! "@acvalens It doesn't have the crease between the breasts that most terrible boob armor has (I mean like, it almost does, but the guys have the same thing). I'm cool with it 🤷‍♀️" @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh I love you sweetheart 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA I love you too Nicki 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA 💕💕💕 @TrashBabyEva @miss_nikola the poggest @blogconyst @miss_nikola Omg that song is way too catchy @miss_nikola Do iiiiit! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX *snuggles* 😭💕 @retronouns SAME 😭😭😭 can't sleep 😭 @SueWithersDraws Oh nice! @SueWithersDraws Really? I hadn't been keeping up with when the release is happening @NewGenderWhoDis holy hheck 😳 @miss_nikola Holy shit do it! @miss_nikola Honestly? Fair "@SixArmedSweater I don't remember all of what's in it, it's been almost a decade since I read it" @clairenothere 100% SAME @SnortingEstrace holy shit @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire I wanna get my labia pierced at some point :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much Daddy 😍💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna get snake bite piecings after my septum piercing 😍 @QuestForTori OMG YOU'RE RIGHT @miss_nikola it's a good kink!!! @Selnyam Same lol @natalievanbc @miss_nikola Truth @Selnyam NEEEEEEXT "Oh, and this https://t.co/eu16XMPzfx" https://t.co/YGvq0SMq7A "@miss_nikola @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX Hailey's musk is uh, very good 👀" @TrashBabyEva @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX exactly 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola literally wet now 😳 "and like, not just for girls, you know???" god I'm gay @HaileyAdamsXXX @miss_nikola I'll be honest you're a very hot dude 🥺 @Monicaaaaaah Omg I love them! @blogconyst 😳😳😳 @TrashBabyEva 😍😍😍 @blogconyst 👀👀👀💦 @TrashBabyEva oh really 👀👀👀 yes 😔 "@emnicw Deleted, apologies 💕" @SnortingEstrace That was your pfp pic on one of your accounts at some point wasn't it "@StopTweetingMia Even just taken as what it was originally intended as... like oh wow you sure tricked us into thinking you're white supremacists, obvious white supremacists. It's not as if we go after people for SOLELY doing the okay symbol." @brennasaid @kickstarter Hmmmm good to note that Nintendo doesn't like emulation streams. I mean I doubt I'll ever get big but may as well get used to doing real hardware when I can. @LackingSaint They capitalized Arrested Development... do... do they literally mean the show? https://t.co/QWKfDwa1S7 back when cookie crisp had PROPER mascots @SweetBeansComix omg you're well on your way! I hope you make it to 400! @HallahHyena @RealRubberMatt @blogconyst @Random_Factor Same! "@RealRubberMatt @HallahHyena @blogconyst @Random_Factor Yeah like I said it ALMOST caused me to realize I was trans four years before I finally figured it out! Not that it's an inherently trans story by any means, but... well, you'll see, Sasha :3" @miss_nikola https://t.co/3U63YdA4BQ @NLRG_ :3 "@NLRG_ I'll miss you! But I know it won't be forever 💕 Your spiritual journeys are tight, gonna share what you experience here?" "@brennasaid @kickstarter Yeah I'm torn between wanting to use real hardware or emulation when I finally do stream (I know that controller is real hardware only, but they do make a USB version!) Because like, actual hardware is neat, but emulation looks so much better lol" "This is the story, for those asking: https://t.co/ZheHrkCFdK" "@Random_Factor @blogconyst Found it! It's been many years since I read it, no promises that it isn't problematic https://t.co/ZheHrkCFdK" @Random_Factor @blogconyst Someone found the link recently. It's called Eudaemon just like the tweet I quoted said but that's not enough to narrow it down oh heck it's that suit from that story that very nearly cracked my egg 😳😳😳 @infinitebadness @ElectionMapsCo I mean we vote by mail because they automatically send our ballots to us. I bet voting would be up everywhere if everywhere did that. literally everything about him My preferred EPCOT aesthetic is when they lean into rainbows @JenApparently I almost didn't recognize you with your pfp But after realizing what this pic was it clicked who posted it :P @SixArmedSweater >.> "@NotGyro @Flailmorpho_ Transformers, Star Wars, Pokémon" @chibikonatsu apparently it is currently 2012 in california @ArinaArtemis__ okay but are they accepting volunteers @blogconyst I can't never pick! They both sound so good! @addamschloe Yeah I have larger breasts for a trans girl and even I need to wear a padded bra when I'm in public. I dunno if I'd be misgendered more without it but I tried going out braless ONCE since owning a bra and it was too scary for me lol "@litterboxhex My mom had this trick she taught me where when you need to get a gift but it's for someone you don't know very well or aren't sure what they'd want, just get them a giant candy bar. Anyway those were like fun size compared to these, jesus" @trgrrl Alaska has never been okay "I love how terms like milkers and peepee are semi-popular now but I can't agree to tushy, you can't make me" "Man wtf is Colorado doing, our neighbor to the north Wyoming has the right idea" 200 likes in 20 minutes holy shit "@Flailmorpho_ I would, but they're too obvious lol" We might do the thing we did last year where we got a shit ton of Chinese takeout for everyone lol "It's so ironic given that we have such a big queer family living at the ranch (ie, we're all basically quarantined together) that it would actually be safe to have a BIG Thanksgiving, except our oven is broken and we're not likely going to be able to afford a new one in time RIP" Damn this is a good thread I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm trying to delete it They have one already it's called Lolita @mojitopeaches Freedom. "@CaseyExplosion I retweet whenever I see them, but I admit I don't see them that often D:" @ShugoWah This is my first time hearing of it lol "@HardSundae @LewdestLeggy MOOD x1,000" "@ZTYBlood3 @caraesten Yeah he literally can't see any of these replies. But like, he's bound to have SOMEONE mention this to him?" "@HookedAesthetic @ChloeFloraLeo this is about YOU needing a potty chart, cutie 💕" @hmsnofun Hell yeah! As a fellow brain fog sufferer I know how hard it can be to find that energy 💕 "@brennasaid @kickstarter Oof, wish I could've backed it but I'll just buy it next year" @HookedAesthetic everyone knows you're a lil bab tho cutie~ @HookedAesthetic sounds like something a bab would say 🤔 @hmsnofun Lost? https://t.co/Hk1vjsB4g9 these are all GOLD holy shit https://t.co/23hbUz56h8 @SammJinks OMG CONGRATS! 💕💕💕 "Unrelated but why does Cap look SO WRONG? Like I get they didn't get the actor likenesses, but the other four in this screenshot look fine enough to me. That guy looks like a stunt double reject" @JessicaCyboid Okay. I was worried this was happening at home. I hope this issue gets cleared up soon :/ @PrissyOrcGF plz 🥺 She's starting Old World Blues which I'm told is neat! I've never played this game before lol "@aCuteTransGirl He doesn't see them though. Like that's my whole point. Though I will say it's likely someone he knows as alerted him, so yeah you're not wrong." microsoft blob @NireBryce oh wait i get it lol @NireBryce 3 is still respectable! tho sadly no moneys to buy him atm one day! I'd like everyone to be made aware of this perfect stoner dragon friend I found on Jelly Cat's website like how could i name him anything but puff https://t.co/19DI3soLoG @fawnyjaybambi This is all in service of having more room for everyone who wants to join us 💕 @fawnyjaybambi We moved here last March! But an opportunity to add another nearby house to the mix recently opened up! It's REALLY unfinished but even what's there is MUCH better for our purposes. So when it happens it'll be a move but we'll still have the old place too. @JessicaCyboid Oh no! Are you still in the hospital at least? @brennasaid OMG NO??? LINK???? @SweetBeansComix They sound awesome! @SweetBeansComix omg that rocks! "I don't even need to make money from it, I just want to play old N64 games with other gays" "It's gonna be a hot minute until we have the new location for the ranch ready (probably like a year+ RIP), but I have SUCH ideas for a better space for my computer, meaning my eventual streaming space 😍" "@LuceXLuceWest I agree. I think he's probably already talked to some trans friends of his directly and I bet he's learned. He's definitely the kind of person that avoids digging stuff back up though for better or worse, so I doubt he'll make a statement about it." @KAIJUTASTROPHE plz 🥺 @OneiricCanid That's pretty much my take on it. @hmsnofun @deervvitch wow that 11-year-old just murdered us all Although yeah that tweet is a bit awkward in hindsight! Woof "Here it is. Once again this isn't me saying he's shit for having this setting on, just that y'all should keep this in mind. https://t.co/TmfruwIMIX" "@kroati1 Kinda, yeah. Though I don't want to blame people who have a legitimate grievance with that tweet. I think the issue is the core design of Twitter being shit." "@MaiaFranklyn As a fellow coward I can relate tho Though like if I had a reason to think he turned off non-follow notifications BECAUSE of That Tweet, yeah I'd be pretty pissed." "I totally get why he has that setting. If I had a channel as popular as him, I might do it too. But it might give needed context to anyone who wants to reply to That Tweet." Friendly reminder that Philosophy Tube has notifications turned off for people he doesn't follow. Saw him mentioning it to Thought Slime like a week ago. @mizabitha I always thought he looked coot but I'm just now noticing he has two noses and that bugs me @JustMeZoe419 me too lol https://t.co/23olV3dAIl @blogconyst whomst among us anyway pokemon center should have a wishlist dammit guess which one i want more always retweet tweets that point out the giant mareep plush costs the same as a ps5 @KittikatGuild Luckily we're off-grid @SnortingEstrace like I dunno I guess I have the salt but the hunters haven't shot at me yet so it's kinda chill "@Pr0t0thePissed Probably micromaster scale-ish, yeah" @ARCTIC_ST0RM TO THIS DAY I still want Reptron https://t.co/oVzYX55Cl6 @SnortingEstrace *takes bong rip* no but seriously you're right @BluuPup omg such fun we'll have when I can finally visit :3 @BluuPup omw @nyaakat Yes plz! 💕 @nyaakat @SoGhosty Yeah if you don't want to DM that's like the only other option imagine that except Cybertron 😍😍😍 collection display goals tbh @blogconyst @AmyDentata hell yeah new ego about to drop "@Katabassist Probably all new merch, but FanGamer is known for really good stuffies which is what I'm excited for. New The Cheat stuffie I hope!" "Anyway assuming that message is somehow still accurate, I get the code at the end of the sale, which this year ends on November 30th? Even if it was a glitch I'll take it lol" (this is https://t.co/8NhaZXAcaw btw) Anyway they're gonna start ordering Homestar Runner merch which I'm pretty pumped for! https://t.co/gjkX7FPzgM "Like they're doing another ""Black Friday"" sale all month this year, so I guess all old BF messages get re-added to your account? That makes no sense lol" This is a super weird message to get on my account page lol (check what year the sale ends). I can't even find what purchases it's referring to? lol https://t.co/tToa0H6EnJ @tinybird420 FUCK lawns! @miss_nikola oh hey same! @SatanaKennedy It's wonderful 🥰 @CaseyExplosion Pretty much same. It's why I haven't really commented on (I understand why others wanted/needed to though). Just... tired. @Calliethulhu Yeah I've sometimes said something similar and it came from a place of wanting more gay characters. You're right that that's how I should've worded it. @ArtifexH @reallifecomics Yep! 💕 @mode_view Stay safe. Love you tons 💕 @SolientArt @CaseyExplosion true that's why I'm here lol @CaseyExplosion @SolientArt so THAT'S why that's your @! STINKY KITTY 😭💕💕💕 @Notactuallysmol good girl :3 "Friendly reminder that if you like what I do on here and wanna support me, I have ways for you to do that! Venmo: @TransSalamander Cash App: $TransSalamander DM me for my PayPal address 💕 Amazon wishlist: https://t.co/f9zmBz9NQh Transformers wishlist: https://t.co/i3PCWnMqww" @stackedbimbo @StebMcDreb omg slumber party!!! @viragoergosum It's not exactly my style but I appreciate the thought 💕💕💕💕 @Flailmorpho_ .@vexwerewolf is this true @viragoergosum I haven't really thought about it yet! Probably Transformers lol @FrillyHyena That's cool and extremely gross! @FrillyHyena Well still. Happy chemicals were much needed. I thought the whole process was very funny as opposed to how I felt about it before surgery which was largely terrified lol "@toygrind And that, ladies, gentlemen, and enbies, is what single-handedly killed the Bayverse" @darthdyke haven't had a pussy for long enough to know for sure but it's looking that way in a couple pairs lol @viragoergosum Cool! 🥰💕 "@LackingSaint Thank you for clarifying, I was about to go on my ""Flapjack and Chowder are good, dammit"" rant" @viragoergosum I like YOU lots! 🥰💕 "@josieraider So like, legendary rule puts the copies in the graveyard, and then all hell breaks loose?" There's a *wind* warning for the area tonight. Didn't even realize that was a thing "@deleriumfish That honestly does help, thank you 😭💕" @PhyrexianThot ps can I have the deck list @PhyrexianThot https://t.co/mkj9CUygEC @stackedbimbo One of my best friends 🥰 @somedumbbinch Nah I got the kind of cataract that acts really quickly apparently :/ @Lilfelicity1 This is gonna sound weird but I don't have the spoons to share right now sorry lol I really feel lucky that I don't feel old in the ways a lot of other 30-somethings feel but I gotta say this one is a big one for me. Hard to feel young thinking about this. @OzmADhd 😍💕💕💕 @OzmADhd plz show me when/if we ever get to hang out? 🥺🥵 "@OzmADhd It is! The first time I watched it I didn't watch all of it! Couldn't help but imagine myself there this time, and it's so much pee >.<" "@XylariaVG I can imagine, oof :/" "Anyway because it's going to permanently remove my ability to switch from focusing from far away things to close up things, my eye doctor told me they should really only do the surgery when I've noticed my vision get bad. Apparently the kind of cataract I have acts quick tho lol" Did you know back in ancient Egypt they used to treat cataracts by knocking the person over the head extremely hard to knock the blurry lens out? Seeing with NO lens is actually easier than with cataracts. My left eye is not there just yet tho (stretching the definition of cool and neat up there) I guess one cool thing is they keep you awake for cataract surgery! But you're filled with so many happy chemicals that you don't even mind (or feel) them slicing into your eye to replace its lens! It's neat! "Years ago I got uveitis, which caused a bunch of floaters in my eyes, which caused scarring in my right eye (vision's all warbly in there now). The medication to treat the floaters gives you cataracts! And the artificial lens they put in to fix that means you need bifocals 🙃" "Oh hey I forgot to mention I found out on Tuesday that I'll probably need cataract surgery in my OTHER eye meaning my glasses will need to be bifocals for the rest of my life! Not the worst news ever, but like, curse this meat sack of a body." @tfwiki ARE ALL DEAD @SwiftAusterity I'm extra hungry 😤 https://t.co/7qa9W9P0lZ Having SUPER delicious burgers at the ranch tonight 🥰🥰🥰 @About4otters god same @Orionpax4221 The settings are really bare bones unfortunately. @NewGenderWhoDis @StopTweetingMia Oh no what if a lot of the times we were gendered correctly we were actually clocked by cis people trying their best and now they're done with that D: https://t.co/dV2eZBGfSt @Esper_Lily @DVanillannie EXACTLY "@fluidstatic @Nyxfears I had been avoiding it because of the thumbnail. This honestly helps, thank you" @transgirlinSEA @sillygaymiria Gosh yes plz! 🥰 "@Esper_Lily @DVanillannie My ex liked to play WoW and tried to get me to roll a guy, but very quickly into our play session I said it was too weird and made a girl character lol" @futanarchy https://t.co/EEOBytfSbG @SnortingEstrace I know I just couldn't pass up that joke lol "@Esper_Lily @DVanillannie My first trial character was a male character, but that was on an account I lost the password to. My second character I had this weird idea: What if I rolled a girl? 👀 I've been unable to roll males ever since lol" "@SnortingEstrace ""you look at traa"" I most certainly do not" LOOK AT THIS PERFECT FRIEND THEY HAD AT THE GROCERY STORE OF ALL PLACES 💕💕💕 https://t.co/vpjZ2hVTex "@SnortingEstrace Is it a first year trans thing or a ""late 2010's"" thing?" @futanarchy absolute legend @SnortingEstrace look I admit I've cooled off saying it a ton @SnortingEstrace what the heck is wrong with heckin D:< @sillygaymiria YES @Esper_Lily Yeah I loved a lot of the QoL stuff they added and I still have to admit Wrath might've been the peak in a lot of ways There's a really nice guy who works at the local grocery store who always genders us right and I realized I couldn't tell if I was picking up that he was gay or that he was autistic and I think it's funny how much those two things overlap in my life that I can't parse them lol @DVanillannie SOUNDS LIKE A FUN TIME TBH @MaiaFranklyn YOU SHOULD DO THAT I LIKE YOUR DRAWINGS @litterboxhex Okay fair lol 💕 @litterboxhex Cat how are you so goddamn cute @HaileyAdamsXXX (also MOOD on saving space for one more person) @HaileyAdamsXXX I don't know who this is but I hope he sees it too!! "@toxithot This is a specific SKU that includes both. It's shown on the package, on the instructions, and there's an indent for it right below the controller-shaped indent in the box." @hmsnofun look there's space on the floor! what else is someone supposed to put there! @AzureCanary OMG I SHOULD PLAY AGAIN :D @stellar_sparkle Yeah like plot-wise Legion is WAY more interesting. My love of Battle is strictly location-based haha @retronouns @somedumbbinch Oh yeah basically all of my tweets are just what my brain is thinking about at any given second. Extremely stream of consciousness over here @QuestForTori (Also definitely some thanks to @Campster for showcasing your game! It's funny because normally I'd be nervous about a cis person covering such a uniquely trans game like that but he did it really well and it definitely sold me on it!) @AzureCanary Yeah at this point I'm not gonna level another toon before Shadowlands and its simpler leveling. Unless that part is out already and I missed it? @somedumbbinch I have a Sickness @The_Jedi_Jawa @somedumbbinch Fun fact: Us lesbians LOVE to pee on each other @mode_view It's true! :D "@NauticalSalt I guess my most popular tweets are my big threads where I share something about being trans, or how transphobes are wrong, that kind of thing. I'm passionate about it!" @somedumbbinch Yes. Note: AVERAGES OUT. I think I hit 1k after like a year and a half lol "I don't have better advice for that. I guess having a penchant for writing helps maybe? But this is like all I write. I funnel all that energy into tweets. If by April I make it to 10k, that averages out to about 2.5k followers a year since I started heavily tweeting." Never. Stop. Tweeting. @QuestForTori It's true! I'm glad that game exists in general but especially because it's how I met you! 💕 @Vangelus OMG KINGDOM RHINOX CONFIRMED Aaaaaand if I never have to level through Warlords again it'll be too soon lol "*I'm lol Of the modern age of expansions (post-Panda), I think my favorite is like a tie between Legion and Battle. Battle was in many ways very boring lol, but honestly I adore Dazar'alor so, so much. Easily my favorite place in the game." "@mode_view I goofed around in TBC up to level 20 (so, really just Vanilla content) and didn't get back into it until Wrath was like half done lol" "This was my entry point into WoW! Probably still the best expansion to this day, although I've very partial to Cataclysm." @gargoame I am not smart enough with computers to know the answers to these questions lol "Welp, War for Cybertron's framerate CHUGS for some reason. This is the same PC that completed two campaigns in a row of Prey (2017) on medium settings if I recall. Even if my PC had its old graphics card, that would still be two years NEWER than this game. I dunno what's up?" can I get Fs in chat plz #KatPlaysWarForCybertron https://t.co/aUwSPecDUb Aw HELL yeah who's ready to fight robots like it's 2010? #KatPlaysWarForCybertron https://t.co/2i5IxeRJEz @JenApparently omg she totally is Binaltech isn't she @Doc_Wolverine @vexwerewolf @Flailmorpho_ hi is this the line for snoot booping @SofaJustice Awww thank you! 💕 @DreamerHyena So exciting! 💕 @ClintonLKindle @lisaquestions @CrypticGoblin Not the worst idea! @ClintonLKindle https://t.co/Ex9CRKtBL8 "@lisaquestions @CrypticGoblin Yes I can, but the nearest town that would sell it is an hour away and I don't have the spoons to go out lol Like this is solvable in the long term, I'm just annoyed in the short term" @tamazonx Does my PC natively recognize bluetooth signals? I didn't think so? oh my god this thing has a micro usb port in the back i'm such a b!mbo https://t.co/BqwLARNwRh "@cait08state @recursive They didn't take my levels either! And I was in a hurry to start so I didn't really question it lol. I do wonder if maybe I had low T, but I'll never know now" @OzmADhd wow I guess I already watched that and was already really slutty about it heck 👀💕 @OzmaRacc yoooo what's your ad again 👀👀👀 @OzmaRacc EXACTLY @CrypticGoblin It's wireless and my PC can't recognize bluetooth on its own I don't think "A friend was super awesome and got me an Xbox One controller with a PC dongle, and either there was a mixup at the factory and they forgot the dongle (unlikely) or it fell out while I was opening it and promptly disappeared (much more likely RIP) 🙃🙃🙃" @TheNDqueerelf plz 🥵💦 @StebMcDreb You'd definitely be among friends lol @OzmaRacc In my admittedly limited experience (weight loss has never been my strong suit) I don't think losing weight would've affected it much lol @FalconGoddess37 @archivenexus Depends on what you mean by full functioning but yes @ArtregalOR It's a surprisingly common phenomenon among trans people in my experience That medication sounds VERY familiar. That might've been it. ADHD is in the same family as Tourettes & OCD and I got both of those. I was REALLY susceptible to side effects tho so we changed around meds constantly. I don't think I was on it for very long. https://t.co/IbX8qwGUtX "So like even if it could be determined that meds I used to treat my TS (lol) caused me to be trans in a way that wouldn't have otherwise happened, I don't think that should matter. I'm happier this way!" "It IS often helpful to tell cis people that for many of us, we are inherently the genders we transition to (DEFINTINLY applies to a LOT of trans people and I'm not sure that doesn't also apply to me), but ultimately that shouldn't be the ONLY reason folks can transition." Just to clarify tho I'm of the opinion that anyone should be allowed to transition if they want. Bodily autonomy trumps all. @VioletWren428 Yep I'm REALLY glad I had it because it's like a cheat code for transitioning lol @reallifecomics Funny story: The first time I took estrogen I broke out in HIVES. Never happened again but geez what a rude gesture from my body D:< "Lemme put it this way: Going on HRT made my genital dysphoria worse I enjoy feeling like a woman, even on the hormonal level, and if I got a jolt of the ""wrong"" hormones during puberty resulting in breasts, that could've caused something similar It's possible, is all I'm saying" "But like, then that makes me wonder if those meds could've fucked with my hormones enough that it kinda... made me trans? A bit? Like I'm not gonna die on this hill and I LIKE being trans but it makes me wonder, you know?" "I have wondered if I'm intersex in some way, but one of the medications we tried for me as a kid to help with my tourettes (or it might've been an OCD med I can't recall) apparently caused gynecomastia in some patients. There was a lawsuit and everything." "@SnortingEstrace The further into my transition the less interested I am in doing this stuff. I'm cool with others doing it, but like... I dunno I guess it's not novel for me anymore?" @SweetBeansComix Got one! Can't wait for her to arrive! :3 @ann_arcana Yep I got buds too and have distinct memories of how much they hurt when I bumped into things lol @SlutRobo jhhggffhh yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 @somedumbbinch IT'S TRUE THEY ARE Binx is such a sweetheart but I sometimes wonder if he's actually at the top of the kitty heirarchy despite how skittish and shy he can be with people. Our new kitty that were watching for a friend (we don't know for how long but it'll probably be a long time) is mostly getting along with the other five cats but Binx of all kitties is the one who keeps getting into fights with her and I don't understand. @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling I sincerely think this is part of the game for them. Not to say people should ignore it or anything. I know I can't. @somedumbbinch YES @blogconyst It is! 🥰 "My mom's friends would jokingly ask when the baby was due (I initially put weight on in like, just my belly) In addition to being mean, it, uh, might've awoken stuff in me 👀 https://t.co/4JGTIggvX8" I SUBMIT TO YOU THERE IS NOT 😤 it's just normal gal pal stuff! 🥰 @miss_nikola look it's just normal gal pal stuff @miss_nikola @NikkiOphan Heck yeah followed! 💕 @miss_nikola I wish you luck! 💕💕💕 "I had gynecomastia as a kid (what they call breast development in ""boys"") and every time my mom talked about getting them removed/reduced or whatever in my head I was like ""Over my dead body"" Even before I believed I was trans lol" @miss_nikola All 18+ accounts get shadowbanned eventually @JosieBrendaA @JenDurbent Not there yet lol @trgrrl @Calliethulhu Hell yeah! @JosieBrendaA @JenDurbent Yeah I had it last year lol @JosieBrendaA @JenDurbent Surgery fears are valid @SixoTF So just a retool then? Is it still Ectotron? @AyrenTheWolf SAME @JessicaCyboid That's a perfect way to word it. And guess what? That feeling never goes away 🥰 @JessicaCyboid CUTE 💕💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid MOOD @JessicaCyboid The packing is the worst! I was so happy when it was finally out @JessicaCyboid Sounds like you're good and turned on! 🥰💕 @CamisGoodBoy Awwwwww! Gay 💕 @AdequateEmily *hugs hugs hugs* 💕 @BirdTickler pog I made halfway to my goal last night! Thank you to everyone who donated 🥰💕 @miss_nikola Omg having a Daddy is the beeeeeest 😍😍😍😍 @Qchan05 @flaplette There's absolutely a niche market but as far as I know they're no longer being produced anywhere @VivJaye Oh neat! @Qchan05 @flaplette The last company in Japan that manufactured tube TVs stopped in like 2015. A non-flat TV at this point would be a waste of plastic. @TheQueenSeKa @Trancister @JessicaCyboid Yeah me and Anna are pussy pals for the same reason lol "@excallq For me I can't have pizza without it, unless the pizza has white sauce. It counteracts the red sauce I dislike so much." @archivenexus @FalconGoddess37 Yep! It's an uncommon surgery but it DOES exist @thecoderjo @AmazonChique RIGHT??? @lauralwen Food stamps. Special money that you can only use on certain food because means testing @Nalani_QoS_TG Omg I love this @QuestForTori Best kind of ice cream! @infinitebadness sorry >.< https://t.co/4gALxO8ZOt "Americans eat it this way too? I mean I don't, but I know people who do. This is about as common as like, ranch on pizza." @babykittykate Sorry lol I'm just really into being a Pokémon master :P https://t.co/gThV58f7vS "@Cybershell Sonic just floating there in the foreground going ""Yeah whatever, if he dies he dies""" "I might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear ""I wanna be the very best like no one ever was,"" you need to be OUT of your fucking seat." @QuestForTori @pulcheriopolis Fun fact Veggie Tales are veggies because Big Idea felt hands and arms would be too hard to animate @StebMcDreb Omg I want this game even harder now! Just give them money you ghouls "Anyway hot take but food stamps should be able to buy anything, even non-food items." Presumably the idea is poor people don't deserve hot food period 🤷‍♀️ "This seems especially weird given how so many people think appliances that have existed for many decades are still luxuries that any ""real"" poor person wouldn't have, like an oven or microwave." "@QuestForTori its eyes face forward, it's clearly a predator" "@QuestForTori you catch a glimpse of a Mr. Mime in the forest, dead squirrel hanging from its mouth. As your flashlight passes over it, its eyes reflect the light, glowing an eerie yellow." @BVDGRRL Oh no D: "@CaseyExplosion well now I'm calling them that too from now on, thank you" @vexwerewolf Oh no he's one of THOSE Chapmans? D: "I'm aware of pool toy TF! That's why I picked it! It's like my favorite kind of TF! But ""canonically"" (so to speak) they're not supposed to be :P" "@ArtregalOR I know, it's like my favorite flavor of TF :P" Pool toys @TheQueenSeKa Hey @JessicaCyboid you have a pussy pal @JessicaCyboid #PoggersPussyGang https://t.co/nwOF6iq18Y @TheCrystalStorm don't worry I got mine in the middle too :P #PoppingPussyGang @JessicaCyboid Your pussy fucking rocks and haters can fuck off 💕 Friends getting pussies right and left I love it 🥰 @TheQueenSeKa (You're the second friend I have who got a pussy today lol) @TheQueenSeKa Holy heck congrats! 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc Red pandas! Sounds hot! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9NbdM5Z7Lr @rozietoez oh god D: @AyrenTheWolf more gay @Notactuallysmol It's not cum it's even better @ann_arcana @ThoughtSlime Ummmmm I think you mean MTSMTSAM (my thought slime my thought slime and me) for all your Garfield brand updates @merzb0w What could possibly go wrong? @lisaquestions @Flailmorpho_ no worries it didn't lol @Arkkon1 @ThoughtSlime i'm not i'm not entirely convinced that wasn't the case @ThoughtSlime Are they closing it? The language in that tweet is really confusing rt to curse a tl @AnaMardoll I'm trying so hard to understand what the fuck I just read and I can't @JessicaCyboid HAPPY END @jonmann47 I mean I have a pussy now so I'd say it went perfect! @Repealist_ Oh heck were you following me back then! I had no idea 😳 Yeah this year was really slow but it went by quick somehow hell yeah it did! lost my transformation cog RIGHT after tho so it was one way :V https://t.co/ztE9eVpJOk No other body mod should scare me at this point Even nearly a year(!) later I'm still kinda floored when I think about that time I had my dick inverted into a pussy. Kinda metal. @JessicaCyboid I'm happy you got one too! 💕 "@JessicaCyboid Needing to ask for more pain killer was mostly fine except for one night when like... god I barely remember it, it was really surreal, but thankfully Mistress was there to tell me ""Yes, what you're experiencing right now is extreme pain, call the nurse""" @JessicaCyboid You're lucky you have a button! They made me ask when I had my surgery D:< @trashfireswan @JessicaCyboid I mean it IS an emergency "@AmazonChique FF7R was my first exposure to FF7 (really the first FF game I played) and the whole thing where she has this mysterious past really set a very trans mood. I figured it wasn't canonically that, but that feeling was definitely there." "@Nymphomachy ""Ma - lar - key"" but it sounds like Ganon's laugh" https://t.co/ltX2dUawVH I lost it as the sounds of whale chunks raining down this... this is a simpsons gag it can't be real "Those colors look REALLY good on Omega Supreme, heck" @Agustuski @JessicaCyboid oh fuuuuck that's mean >/////< "how do coyote furries ever resist pronouncing it ""co-yote"" feel like I'd do it so much I'd never be able to say it normally again" this keeps happening wtf "@tainkirrahe I dunno, let's let this play out, see where it goes, could be anything" "open my mini fridge, it's just nothing but this" @Lass_Library Yes! My t-rex's name is Tabitha 🥰 @JessicaCyboid wait wait wait hold up they make forced orgasm belts 😳😳😳 This is a snuggle your stuffie kind of day https://t.co/ZB6UkrvFhz @AshCoyote We'll miss you in the states! But I totally get it. There are days I wish I could flee to Canada but it's not possible with our ranch :/ @AyrenTheWolf https://t.co/xMcq25bBgK "Not to imply that I know which trans people have it easier (beyond like, you know, white trans people generally). Of course I don't. Sometimes it's tempting to think some folks have it easier I guess? Perhaps this is a pointless thought exercise." @NoCockHottie Same lol Imagine the SPOONS you'd have for dealing with transphobia if you didn't even use spoons! @blogconyst Oh yeah I forgot! 💕 "Not even being sarcastic, I wish folks like that the best. Just wish I knew what that felt like lol" "Do you ever think about trans people who seem way more neurotypical and have their shit together and just think, wow good for them, I wonder what that feels like" @ErinInTheMorn I've heard it been called Six Degrees of Zinnia Jones :P "I went from an abundance of spoons to like, negative spoons and I'm not sure why" @JessicaCyboid THAT IS SO SWEET OMG 💕 "@GreenEngineer42 The best I got is ""This is just my gender""" @BVDGRRL @PrissyOrcGF BIGGEST OF MOODS FOR BIGGEST OF BAPS @PrissyOrcGF Omg Morgie I LITERALLY just said the same think to @norintha yesterday lol @GreenEngineer42 It defies explanation for me They've gone private but I think there's a way to report an account generally and I still recommend trying that. "@FroyoBaggins Damn, it was just a second ago then, because I was able to report right before making that tweet." "Transphobes get the full brunt of my follower count, no exceptions and no hesitation." [cw transphobia] You can report Kelly's tweets for both targeted harassment as well as hate against a protected category. And I recommend that you do both. And it was kinda that? But also not. I just needed more estrogen and a pussy. That's not the same thing as my gender. "It's funny too because like, HRT made my genital dysphoria worse, so it was tempting for me to think that was my brain going ""Girl hormones means I need girl junk!""" @JessicaCyboid I will say the thing where I felt my clit get hard seems like it might've been a swelling thing? I feel it far less often now. It took a LONG time for everything to feel completely normal. "(I'm an agender girl so yeah obviously I'm a bit feminine lol, I'm just illustrating an example)" "Genitals don't determine gender, but that also goes for genitals that are the result of GRS. That's important to remember too. I didn't realize I was agender until AFTER getting my pussy, but there's nothing inherently feminine about a vag, even a neovag." "@JessicaCyboid If it's anything like mine, sometimes your clit will feel (not look) hard. And yeah obviously wetness lol" @JessicaCyboid The lighting in this selfie is beautiful omg @nataliereed84 it's clearly Russimation @Arkzist We Are All Fish lol "@vexwerewolf For me there's usually a strong emotional factor. Like dread, fear, obviously panic too. How was your emotional state? One weird trick I learned is if I'm spiraling, just count things around me. Helps me focus on the here and now, instead of the scary thing I'm panicking about." @Arkzist Archosaurs are in fact my favorite clade in the animal kingdom 🥰 It includes pterosaurs too! "It'd be nice if I could get high and relax! But being high often makes phone calls harder for me so I guess I'll just fuck off then, thanks" "No please, fuck my needs, just call me whenever you feel like, that's great." "I have to fucking mentally PREP for this. One trick I have is I hoop up my headset to my phone so my hands are free to fidget if I need to? Yeah, much harder to do when I'm connecting everything as a call is coming IN." "Gathered up the spoons to call, and rather than putting me on hold, the recording asked me to leave my name, number, etc and wait for a call back. Fucking neurotypicals and their magical world where they can just get a call any time GOD." @MaxieZeusGod Spawn camping: It just works! "@DiodeLass Again, there's definitely no way of knowing. We'd have to get the Earth to a state it's never seen, and it's seen a LOT since the Triassic. But I get your point." @RavenclawConsp @ArinaArtemis__ That would be a WAY better culmination of the core theme of those books. @MuirDragonne @PsychopompGecko @tinybird420 YUP that too! "Ugh, I hate when I have to do a phone thing in general, but right now I'm grappling with the fact that I feel like I have more spoons than usual today, and yet my instinct is to put off a big scary phone thing for tomorrow, when for all I know I'll have a huge dip in spoon levels" "@DiodeLass It's hard to say for sure of course, but I'd be more worried about an ice age (ie, the thing we evolved in) wiping out any given reptile than global warming. They've survived I think several ice ages, and they evolved in a MUCH warmer version of earth." @das_kongpital big leggies for big chuft "That neighborhood that chufty friend is walking through is a blip on their family lineage. This too shall pass, and the gators will remain." "And like, not to get TOO doomer up in here, but given how many mass extinctions they survived? There's a really good chance they'll outlast even us." "The fact that the gator body plan PREDATES the dinosaurs is so fascinating to me. They're still around (and get this big) because this shit WORKS. Hundreds of millions of years of evolution sometimes gets it right on the ""first"" try. That's so cool." But I digress. We don't live in a world where covid only infects conservatives. There are plenty of reasons to care about how covid is affecting them even if you don't care about them specifically as people (and I don't blame you). Like it's a really thorny subject regarding if anyone should care about changing the minds of conservatives. I agree it's not a priority. I agree I don't want that job. I agree it won't work with the vast majority of them. And yet I also think changing their minds would be nice Jesus christ I already have someone quote tweeting the above tweet saying they don't care if conservatives die. Guess what? I don't either. But please see the rest of the fucking thread for why that's irrelevant. "@softgamergf Neat, well good news! We don't live in a world where only conservative people get infected so please see the rest of the thread instead." "And fuck, EVEN IF VIRUSES DID IN FACT INFECT ALONG PARTY LINES, at a certain point we'd need to contend with the fact that conservative voters have been the victims of a massive disinformation campaign. There's no version of this where you get to be a petty bitch about it." "It's tempting to want to be all ""you made your bed, now lie in it."" I get it! Goddess I wish the universe actually fucking worked that way. In addition to the fact that you should just be more compassionate to others, viruses don't infect along party lines. Grow up." "So EVEN IF *all* red states were comprised of 100% conservative voters, with NO voter disenfranchisement whatsoever, their denial of covid is OUR problem. COLLECTIVELY. To act otherwise is to be no better than any conservative who can't understand that their actions affect others" "There's free movement between states. I live in a ""blue"" state and I see license plates from naughty ""red"" states constantly, even in my home town of like 1k people. We're all in this together." "This thread can apply to a lot of bullshit opinions Liberals like to hold even outside of covid, but like, all but like two(?) states are bruised red now (ie, we don't have a worse color for how bad covid is). Why is Texas' covid color their fault but like Colorado's isn't?" "@Azure_Husky Same, ugh I've also been wanting a septum piercing for months but like, even if there was a place that's willing to do it, I kinda should probably avoid a place like that lol" "Voting there needs to be made easier, especially for BIPOC, but I get a bit worried when people really lean on the fact that voter disenfranchisement is really extreme in these states AND THEREFORE we shouldn't treat them as fully ""red."" We actually shouldn't do that anyway" "It would still be fucked up to laugh at ""red"" states for falling victim to cruel conservative policies even if there wasn't massive voter disenfranchisement. Because no state will ever be 100% red even if voting was all above board." @CaseyExplosion can can we call them gammons now @AnaMardoll That too! Even a conservative who thinks the pandemic is fake news should at least understand that most liberals believe in it! "@AnaMardoll Like, I ALMOST understand what they mean. For a hot minute there if certainly seemed like Biden was just really boring and unpopular. But it turns out people just hate Trump THAT much. They'll vote for the dishwasher, dull as it is, to get the turd out of the pool." @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you Daddy! You got this! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/gQpTTz4mOM "@PissbabyS I agree, which means we should be able to find more recent tweets." @lunch__bug SAME "@PissbabyS @Lass_Library If someone's making the Gunn comparison, showing tweets from over half a decade ago probably won't convince that person. We both agreed to drop it." @JessicaCyboid Success!! @JessicaCyboid CONGRATS BABE 💕💕💕 @futanarchy You got this! I'm so excited for you! 🥰🥰🥰 @RozRaidReborn @HouseOfGunn Basically Stanley is at his best either when he's happy or furious lol @lisaquestions @Flailmorpho_ Huh? "@Kiiboumota He's another great example of this. In fact he's such a great example I refrained from mentioning him because I think at least a few of his tweets have tricked a fair few number of leftist friends of mine and I never want to be stuck in the position of going ""He's just joking!""" "@PsychopompGecko @tinybird420 Basically this. Because of Rules in the previous book that no one talked about, Voldemort was doomed from the start. And like, sure I guess that's funny? But it's not exactly exciting." "@MaelJade_ Well it's that but also has to do with who *really* owned the Elder Wand, something that was established a book earlier but never mentioned." @lisaquestions Awwww thank you so much! @SnortingEstrace Oof I think it's a beautiful name for what that's worth. Maybe one day you can change it? @RavenclawConsp Yeah it just came out of nowhere. And technically applied to events that happened a book earlier if I remember correctly? It was like a really sloppy retcon @ARCTIC_ST0RM Never even seen this figure. Repaint of Dinobot II I assume? "@AdequateEmily I've read that tweet probably five times over the course of the last 24 hours or so and I still can't fucking decipher it I get the overall jist of it I guess, but they always do this word salad thing that sounds smart but is ultimately meaningless whenever they have a meltdown." "I guess in other words, I fear the power of Poe's Law too much to tempt fate like that" Wow you play video games? Gay yep all of them Videos game @Gerkuman I mean I would be too lol @tinybird420 Extremely lol Fucking Potter Puppet Pals had a more exciting solution to defeating Voldemort FFS https://t.co/fYRAGsTzL8 @Lass_Library I can totally agree with that too. "@DiscoDeerDiary Yep. And that tweet's a great example. You have to read it in a sarcastic voice, it's the only way it really makes sense lol" "@ArtregalOR I wouldn't go so far as to say idiot. Putting it in your bio would definitely cover your ass if someone tries to cancel you (at least in theory), but no one reads bios so I wouldn't blame anyone for still being confused sometimes." "@Lass_Library Unlike Gunn, he keeps coming back to this topic and refuses to accept criticizism about it. I don't really want to argue about this either." Like it's totally valid to sarcastically exaggerate your opponent's position. Makes for hilarious tweets for people who understand where you're coming from! But I just couldn't take all the people assuming I'm being serious. "Anyone who brazenly tweets sarcastically political tweets is far braver than I'll ever be. Cody Johnston is a great example. If you didn't know he was a leftist, most of his tweets taken at face value look monstrous lol" @Lass_Library His eugenics takes are less productive. @SnortingEstrace It's true and you should say it "@Lass_Library Didn't know he expressed discomfort with that. I was doing it so none of his fans could name search, but I'll stop now." "Like by all means, be a boring, incurious Liberal obsessed with the idea that the status quo is the right way to do things even in a world with LITERAL MAGIC if you must, but maybe defeating Wizard Hitler after 7 books/8 movies of buildup could be like, exciting?" "Hard to pick just one thing, but the fact that Voldemort is defeated with convoluted, hard to follow rules lawyering that doesn't read well in either novel OR film form is pretty high up there." @Sona_Sonara RIGHT??? "@Kate_Bunni @disasterlich It's possible they were softblocks, it's possible they were glitches. My rule is I re-follow ONCE. If I'm not following them again shortly after, I take the hint that it's probably a softblock Refollowing once it's fair. They should actually block if folks have an issue w/ that" "@TimonicWulfgar Correct. You can go check Lindsay's replies and see for yourself (though he deleted that reply, the rest of the thread is still present)" @Kate_Bunni @DiariesDoll AAAAA YOU'RE RIGHT AND I'M DYING OF CRINGE "@TimonicWulfgar It was in the thread where everyone figured out that Peter blocked all of breadtube and Lindsay and a few others were laughing at the idea that they're a part of a shadowy cabal. Cue Robert coming in with basically jokingly saying ""I'm SHOCKED, look at me & Lindsay being friends" "@Servantofthefae Sure, any time" Anyway may as well just share the context if I'm gonna keep yapping about it: https://t.co/u4eKbnrXez "Like even if he was 1000% certain him and Lindsay were besties, that reply in that thread was very obviously cringey attention-grabbing AT BEST." I might be an occasional pathetic clout-chaser with one too many parasocial relationships but at least I can read the room better than Robert which I'm just so fucking thankful for holy shit "I'm just unashamedly enjoying this pretty drama among Twitter personalities, pay me no mind" @Orionpax4221 I don't think this is related to him not being part of The Escapist anymore "Oof, the context is even worse. Everyone's joking about how Peter C*ffin thinks there's a shadowy cabal of breadtube and Robert elbows his way in saying ""I am SHOCKED *picture of me with Lindsay from years ago look I'm part of this too guys right*""" "@autogynamelia I dunno, it just doesn't surprise me" @Orionpax4221 It's just... *chef's kiss* https://t.co/u4eKbnrXez HE IGNORED A SOFTBLOCK *SIX* TIMES THAT'S SO GROSS "Of course Film Robert is a creepy clout chaser with a poor understanding of boundaries! That explains a lot, actually!" LRT I might cum from the schadenfreude omg @miss_nikola @PrissyOrcGF Some girls just take to the bimboification faster than others 🤷‍♀️ @Flailmorpho_ okay but what if I want that @notwaving There's a story there lol https://t.co/5LZG5OZMpR @HouseOfGunn YUP that one might be the best Oh also when Kevin spills his chili everywhere is perfect too Guess what we're watching on Netflix right now lol "My favorite moments from The Office (US): ""DAMMIT MICHAEL!"" ""Dwight you ignorant slut!"" Any time Stanley laughs" @miss_nikola you look SO much better now babe omg "If an old game on Steam that they stopped selling years ago worked with 360 controllers, they should work with Xbox One controllers, right? I have a controller arriving on Friday that I forgot to even check if it'll work with the War for Cybertron games lol" "@QuinntoBean Insofar as almost anything on social media can even be considered a need, I'd say my need to post lewds is a need." "@Lewd_Dolly I could of course be wrong, but I don't think much from my pre-transition life is connected to me now. Regardless for me that's hardly the issue" @KateMetalBard The premise is batshit though. I wasn't talking about quality. @ThoughtSlime Hell yeah I've always wanted to try mushrooms (in Minecraft) imagine obsessing over a lolcow in 2020 https://t.co/812OWgx6Ic https://t.co/n2Wb1mLbpr "This is honestly depressing enough that I'm never trying this. If you're any kind of public figure (even if you're super small time like me), never ever Google yourself." Yeah I was gonna and then I decided not to :/ https://t.co/9kafHRSU52 @SnortingEstrace *hugs hugs* :/ @QueenStodge @JessicaCyboid Okay super early morning surgery I assume. Mine was too honestly @JessicaCyboid When's your surgery? Isn't it super late there right now? @JessicaCyboid You got this hell yeah! 💕 @Orionpax4221 Basically lol @RajelAran @RebelGirl1323 same lol Eyes are still dilated from eye doctor appointment. Can barely see the text even to type this lol @SixoTF https://t.co/vKGC8O74Y3 "@Azure_Husky The concept of ""elective"" surgeries and how it's defined is fucking evil" @DiodeLass @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh? I'm sorry I forgot >.< @somedumbbinch @DiodeLass @HaileyAdamsXXX yeah this might've led to a thirst follow from me >.> @mode_view You have if you talk about yourself in that way. Exactly this https://t.co/nHfK3uzsXX @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you sis 😭💕💕💕💕 @ManjiButt Oh absolutely! @reallifecomics I mean it looks like your meeting your goals so far lol @mode_view People only say that about themselves when it's their abuser's words. Abusers aren't right about this stuff. @HaileyAdamsXXX oh no :/ And this applies to basically anything you could blame on conservative policies in states like that. "You know how it'd be a little unfair for someone in another country to say that America (that is, all Americans) deserve covid for electing Trump? Then you should understand why it's incredibly fucked up to laugh at Texas or Georgia's covid case numbers." *infectious virus Might not be the same thing I dunno lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKI!!! I LOVE YOU!!! 💕💕💕💕 "Even if it was good for conservatives to get covid (it's an infectious disease, it doesn't work that way), every ""red"" state has way more ""blue"" people than you're giving credit." "You know how we laugh at conservatives for getting mad at Nevada going blue when only like 2 counties were blue and the rest were red? And it's funny because they're asking why *sand* isn't voting? The Liberal equivalent is when they laugh at ""red"" states' covid cases spiking." 7 looks really close but I couldn't tell you if it was the exact same model @NMo9o5 @Vangelus @toygrind @SixoTF @ChromeTyranno @mode_view I spent 11 years denying this part of myself because I thought that because my experience didn't match the experience of a more seasoned trans girl that I couldn't be trans. PLEASE don't make the same mistake I did. @mode_view I thought I wasn't trans because I had a trans girl explain in detail how she experienced dysphoria and gender. Her understanding was far more advanced than mine because she had been living as a girl for longer. "@Kaelyrhn @mode_view This this this this The more you share about this Ryan, the more trans you sound to all of us" "@mode_view A desire to be another gender is all you need. There's no wrong reason to be trans and if you transition, you WILL find other reasons that you want this." "@mode_view I know you're capable of lying to yourself because you're constantly repeating the words of your abusers saying stuff like ""I can't take care of myself, this is my fault.""" "@mode_view My feelings were literally just ""I think being a girl would be better but I wouldn't mind living as a man"" for over a decade." @DemureDilligaf MY SPECIAL EYES THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA hhgffhhhhdfffg plz 🥵🥵🥵 @transgirlinSEA heck >/////> @transgirlinSEA awwwww I love you! 💕💕💕 @ThoughtSlime no what is that @QueenStodge TIDDY ROBOTS https://t.co/9d61c678yW @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Used Spider-Man examples in part because you're always on my mind 💕💕💕 This car is so hard to take a selfie in lol 💕✨ https://t.co/ZpwSYilQeY @SlightlyMinty lol same https://t.co/MB97bAsSg6 "@TrexPushups No, don't lean forward. Back straight! I've heard it described as a ""What was that noise?"" pose" @TrexPushups It's all on how to pose your back and hips! Don't slouch! @MikkiHereEgo @a_alice_nsfw It's so funny too because you could almost argue that with Watchmen he was trying to kill comics (or at least end cape comics as we know them) @somedumbbinch I could remind you of One More Day if you prefer :V @RajelAran Yeah someone in my DMs mentioned they make removal kits and I should really look into those lol @Waspshot23 I splurged a bit and bought a bunch of 3D printed ramps for this exact reason lol "@MikkiHereEgo Uhhhh honestly who knows at this point, Watchmen are like an integral part of the DC universe now lol" @TrexPushups Literally an hour after waking up from my surgery I felt so content 🥰 Now I'm suddenly thinking about Superior Spider-Man BUT IT'S STILL USUALLY DC OKAY "I'm not saying Marvel is incapable of making ridiculous plot points, but 9 times out of 10 the batshit craziest ones are DC's doing." DC comics were a mistake "To be clear I love ponies and I love weird porn, but real human cis men having fantasies of feral-shaped cartoon ponies having sex with them isn't my bag, babyyyyy" I still consider myself a Brony but the man who made this wanted to fuck that horse okay "@rileybbq lol I love it when non-Americans ask me this (this isn't the first time lol) I say ""Sness"" (not ""snezz"") and ""N.E.S."" No I don't know where I got that weird combo." @acvalens Holy shit I'm almost sad I have a vag now and can't try it! That's a REALLY good design! @tamazonx I mean same lol "Yes! That's how it's pronounced! Americans who say ""Zee-Ex Spectrum"" are cringe!!! https://t.co/dyYjy3PQRN" "(Not to say Elite was a ZX Spectrum game by Rare, just that I'm interested in the history of UK games so think I would've heard of this sooner)" """There's realistically no way anyone who has even a vague interest in the history of this medium could've missed out on the countless tributes, testimonials, and citations Elite has received through the years."" OKAY I'M A FAKE GAMER JEREMY, I GET IT JEEZ" """Even a dumb American hick like me knows what a big deal Elite was."" I'm a video game nerd, I know how to pronounce ZX Spectrum, I love Rare and their history, and I only recently found out about Elite after years of only knowing about Elite Dangerous lol https://t.co/lxiyEFqi6v" @das_kongpital @SwiftAusterity CUTE @EveMcCabe Don't worry it's never coming off lol @HaileyAdamsXXX jgfhfhgfhffghgfh 🥵💕💕💕 "@OtterAlice Mine can fit 4+ fingers, it's loose" @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes it was Daddy >//////< Where they fuck up is then going on to act like it's a given that trans people just want to cross dress or whatever and that that's as deep as it gets. I understand the mental leap they took but they need to stop and actually THINK through the logic here because it doesn't scan. "On an abstract level I feel like I get why this is so frustrating for them. They can't conceive of what it feels like to know you're not the gender you were assigned, so they desperately grasp at anything else they can conceive or see. What we wear, what we're into, etc." "Trans people: Transitioning made me happy Way too many cis people: But it wouldn't make *me* happy, therefore you're clearly wrong" "Most trans people TRIED the whole ""be a femme man"" or ""be a masc woman"" and it didn't work for us! Just because it works for you doesn't mean you know us better than we know ourselves. That means you literally encountered a DIFFERENT human experience! These are not the same!" "Cis people think ""Well being a woman/man isn't defined by what you wear & what you're into!"" and then immediately conclude ""So that means trans people just need to get over it!"" rather than the actual conclusion which is ""So trans people must feel this deeper than I can conceive""" @TrexPushups If they're small enough I can sometimes rip them off which sucks. One time I had to cut one off and that sucked even harder. I think I'm just gonna see a doctor about it if I find another one. @ThoughtBulb Yep they bleed way too much ugh I found a new one this morning that was really tiny and I was actually able to rip it off just now and bleeeeeghgghhhhh I hate these things but at least it's gone DX @ThoughtBulb The W is Whataburger! @JessicaCyboid That IS pretty hot gosh >/////> @EWrangler @JessicaCyboid If you're sapphic you shouldn't have too much trouble finding on lol Lesbians and pee are definitely a thing and I love it "I hate them so much, but I hate removing them even more RIP" The one thing they don't tell you about wearing an eternity collar 24/7 is that it can cause skin tags 🤮 "@JessicaCyboid I feel like it'd probably be a bit easier? Shorter urethra and all. I have only managed to have penetrative sex once and we didn't have the idea to let me pee during it, so I dunno lol" @JessicaCyboid I can imagine jeez (It was really hot tho! >.>) @JessicaCyboid Q is just some rando who's clearly bored with the game at this point "@JessicaCyboid @May30356843 I have insurance so I paid almost nothing, so I'm not really sure either :/" I will say though I can totally feel what a lot of cis women mean when they say stuff like they thought they peed through their vaginas. It's all very closely aligned next to each other and yeah there's nerve endings and stuff but it's hard to mentally map if you never looked. @mode_view 😘 There's a reason I eat pizza with ranch It's to counteract the red sauce lol THANK YOU @vexwerewolf @XanderTheBee @jupiterdrops1 @joffeorama god same Omg the level of joy I feel for friends getting vaginoplasties is nearly overwhelming I know how awesome it is to finally have the right bits 🥰💕 @mode_view YAAAAAR SCISSOR ME TIMBERS ☠️ Anyway I might crave dick most days but you what tastes AWESOME? Pussy @jupiterdrops1 @vexwerewolf @joffeorama mmmmm Bowser donut 😋 "I had a dream where someone said ""scissor me in the face"" and now I kinda wanna use that phrase unironically" @JessicaCyboid Almost there! You got this! 💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid https://t.co/QdbK4nYd9B @JessicaCyboid EEEEEE CONGRATS BABE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 💕💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Yay! @somedumbbinch 😍😍😍😍 I had a crash course on mine so I'm ahead of the curve I guess @Kaelyrhn @PhyrexianThot Beat me to it lol I could really go for some dick right now 🤔 @HaileyAdamsXXX jhhgvfgggg yes Daddy >////< 💦 @Springartist345 @ARCTIC_ST0RM I'm talking about CITY bots. @elysianechoes He did that for the second Pokémon movie! https://t.co/Ar5VPW1cnL @ARCTIC_ST0RM Astroworks! @ARCTIC_ST0RM As far as I'm concerned he's a different character lol @KayleeSmerbeck @LaurakBuzz Can be disabled at system level "@stackedbimbo I wanna hang out with you, it sounds fun" @DiscoCola @machtackle SAME @machtackle Oh that's Countdown? I guess that makes sense but I didn't realize @Monicaaaaaah Yay! 😍 "@CallieBurrito Yep, there's an evil Transformer named Unicron. Him and Primus have fought!" @StopTweetingMia God same. I have so much scarring 😭 I'm not rate limited on mobile for some reason??? @BVDGRRL hhhh same >.> @blogconyst 👀👀👀 @BaryonyxHntress I HAVE ONE TOO SHE'S SUCH A GOOD FIGURE @EWrangler @miss_nikola gosh >////> 💕 @Yuroshai YUP mood @miss_nikola Omg I'd love to do a video with you! :3 @NewGenderWhoDis I WOULD LIKE THIS TWEET IF NOT FOR RATE LIMITING BECAUSE I LOL'D HARD I still associate 80's/90's Weird Al with Digimon and Pokémon for a reason [cw food] Dinner at the ranch tonight was SO GOOD 💕💕💕 @piffyjackie Exactly "I'm really glad I had a Living Dex in the core games before Go came out, which disincentivized me to care about Go. Holy shit." @StrypeisonFire Heck yes congrats! To everyone surprised there's a limit and that anyone could reach it: I'm followed by almost 10k people and I like almost every reply people make at me as a general rule. "@PizzaFacts2go Why is this a former pizza account? I asked if this was really you on your older account's DMs, care to confirm on there?" @SlightlyMinty Yeah I definitely remember some of them but I can never remember all of them RIP @tasmosunt it's true "I hit my daily limit for liking tweets so if you noticed I didn't click like on your reply, it's because I can't 🙃" @machtackle @Skeletonizer oh HELL yes I need me some of these! Memorizing every Pokémon type advantage: Done Memorizing every Pokémon type resistance: I wish I was here but it just never sticks @machtackle @Skeletonizer wait shit they made those??? @machtackle This might be my favorite Amazon set yet? They all combine into a playset! I love it! @autogynamelia @lisaquestions damn @lisaquestions I dunno why Twitter isn't letting me like this reply? @QuestForTori @TAHK0 THANK YOU 😭💕💕💕 Seriously though I feel like there must've been a concerted effort in the Pokémon world to re-introduce as many extinct species as possible. Some folks have said re-introducing mammoths to Russia could help with global warming by making forests into plains. Then again they're both two branches of the same capitalist party so what do I know 🙃 "I'm not counting on it, I'm saying I wouldn't be utterly shocked and confused if they summoned up the spine at this point, is all. This is undeniably their last chance." "I'm not saying hold your breath for a miracle or anything, but I do think it's POSSIBLE there's enough of a collective spine in the Democratic party to raise fucking hell if a blatant coup is attempted. Like if for no other reason than they'll all be out of a job otherwise." "Anyway, Botropolis is the Go-Bots planet, right?" @ARCTIC_ST0RM yessssss 😍 And ideally an extra copy of each city bot to combine them all but that's gonna take a lot longer given the cost lol "@ARCTIC_ST0RM My plan is to (one day!) own 3 of each base character >.> One in robot mode, the rest all combined into a huge Cybertron display 😍😍😍" @2JTwojay Yep! They basically all combine into a big launch station! @TAHK0 Fossil Pokémon brought back with cloning tech made in the 90's are all infused with the Rock type. The Dex is describing natural Amaura before they initially went extinct. @witsuaru They've made several of these robots that turn into little bases and I want to collect them all and make a big Cybertron display :3 @KaceyCorvus Definitely willing to track one down lol @SnortingEstrace That doesn't sound too bad @witsuaru Oh yeah you might be right? I'm not sure "@SnortingEstrace I was being 1000% earnest because it seemed like overdone, unappealing garbage to me" @LostNotAtSea First comment I've seen that made me a little bit interested lol @witsuaru The rocket is what the two little white bots combine into Amazon exclusive Botropolis set! Preorder is live! Go go go! https://t.co/aGag7cCnzX YESSSSS MORE BASE BOYS LRT there's a reason I (by which I mean the fictional version of me I'm writing named Piracy Kat) uses a cracked copy of CS6 "I ask what the appeal of The Boys is and I get nothing but comments describing boring, overdone, unappealing shit" seriously the actual DC has been doing that shit unironically for at least 20 goddamn years "oh SHIIIIIIIIIT you should hear my pitch for a show about, get this, what if SUPER MARIO but like, he does DRUGS and KILLS people???? https://t.co/h08HFXyukj" ... what's the appeal of The Boys? @PatchSystem @SixArmedSweater It was one weekend and I'm already seeing plenty of more sobering takes on the TL. People are taking things seriously ever since that Pompeo quote "@CallieBurrito - Yes - In most continuities Primus, the first transformer whose alt mode is the planet Cybertron itself, created them - Not through sex. How to create new Cybertronians varies among continuities. - Yes :P" "@PatchSystem @SixArmedSweater It's just been a few days. I was swept up in it too, but I'm seeing now I was being way too optimistic. Give people time. I don't blame anyone for wanting optimism, as long as they don't hold onto it past it being reasonable." @TheEpicDewback Oh hell yeah! @CallieBurrito You mean like fuck or be gay? Either way it's yes lol @TheEpicDewback Wait didn't you lose your account for a bit there? Did you get it back? Or am I misremembering? "Context for my non-Transformers fans friends: (I still need to read the comics, is Aileron trans too? If not these four are still 3/4ths trans lesbians lol) https://t.co/HwWsRlVO3M" Hell has there even been third party figures? "Look I just want to know when we're getting figures for Aileron, Anode, and Lug My toy shelf needs to be gayer" "@AveryDelta2 I don't believe that's the case, no. You'd still have to spend a lot of time posing the 3D models before sketching around them. It's arguably more work." @SixArmedSweater Oh there's absolutely going to be at least a coup attempt. I'm seeing it all over my feed. I admit over the weekend I was really optimistic though. @SixArmedSweater What happened? I can't remember which artist it was but I remember seeing a picture from one of them that showed they literally have to use a ruler and I think like a protractor and shit to draw these angular characters. It's a LOT of work. "Whenever I see Transformers in 80's comics I'm reminded of how much better the art looks in current comics and how hard that is to pull off with character designs like these, and I just hope the artists at IDW are getting paid enough, you know? This used to be way easier." @miss_nikola Fucking right? Feel like I'm even more into sissification than I was when I thought I was a boy lol "And when we die our empty bodies turn to dust There'll be no pit of fire, no angels signing songs for us There's nothing we can say that people won't forget someday There's nothing we can do that matters And that's okay" @Unit847v2 @Calliethulhu that's how they get you that's the grift I guess because it was literally in 2010 it's more of a 2000's mood? I'm not ready for 2000's nostalgia either tbh "Anyway I didn't know about The Limousines when they were new, had to discover them ten years after the fact. This album at least is really good imo" "oh god I'm not ready for 2010's nostalgia, get this feeling away from me" Listening to The Limousines' Get Sharp again Very Busy People might be the most 2010's song ever? That Donnie Darko DVD Has been repeating for a week And we know every single word I've got an iPod like a pirate ship I'll sail the seas with fifty thousand songs I've never heard @maegodhavemercy @tgorman83 @reallifecomics there's so many people I need to visit! I'm like gay santa claus! "well a weekend of hope, however falsely held, was nice at least" @BVDGRRL bow wow 😍 The fact that the Pokémon Center has holiday merch again but didn't make more Holiday Lights Sylveon stuffies is a slight against me personally D:< @fartgirl69_ @sapphixy The ball kicking? Yes Yay the rest of my @raethedoe merch arrived! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/DzatQfU3l8 @tasmosunt @Calliethulhu https://t.co/MnmMYA3Nkt @bi_gendian Basically they just went on a rant saying all of breadtube are neoliberals and blocked all of them. It's a really low key discourse in which there's an obvious agreed upon target of scorn lol @Calliethulhu Look it's CLOSE but I gotta give it to Peter @hmsnofun @irlgoomy Your fursona is SO GOOD "I have trouble avoiding laughing at Peter partially because I feel so betrayed by them. Honestly if I didn't know any better I'd say THAT'S their grift. Just be such a fucking heel that people can't not dunk on you, spreading your message." "@Irkalla_lustre @miss_nikola both of them would've hesitate to kick themselves in the nuts for money, you're right" "I say all this because I feel like I had been doing really good at staying out of discourse lately for a hot minute and then today it's just like ""NOM NOM MORE DISCOURSE PLZ"" Sorry if y'all got annoyed lol" And yeah sometimes it's just a slow news day and I crave a bit of drama. But I usually only go for the easy drama that isn't going to create enemies if I so much as mention it lol I only get into discourse if: - I don't mind defending my position because it's core to who I am - I feel like most of my followers would agree with my take on it But otherwise I do try to stay out of it most of the time. @miss_nikola @ArtyMaus oldest trans girl trick in the book lol most of my topless pics on my AD are me doing the same "@NireBryce Because you're right, they do kinda lead it? But they shouldn't? Arguably some of them aren't trying to? Yet they do in many ways? And some ARE trying to? And trying or not doesn't mean there isn't responsibility there? It's a huge mess." "@NireBryce Yeah it's such a thorny topic, and one that doesn't lend itself very well to Twitter's black and white discourse tendencies. It's shades of gray on almost every level." "@Servantofthefae @tiptransformed I'm in the comic, yeah. I'm friends with the creator, @maegodhavemercy, and I kinda cracked her shell lol" And given that they still have a following that's kinda scary. "But I think where Peter is coming from (or where they think they're coming from) is that all of breadtube is holding back the revolution because they're not into reaching out to fascists or some shit and like, that I can't get behind." "For myself I've felt like breadtube is kind of less of a thing for a while now? It's left of center people on YT, many of them making leftist content, & you can take it or leave it But like I understand the exhaustion on some level too? If you wanna block them all, by all means" @tiptransformed oh no it must've gotten lost in the mail! :P "If we're just talking about the videos they make, they do a lot of good? But they're not leading a movement. They're not our leaders. At the same time though drawing a line in the sand and saying they're all neoliberals is a galaxy brain take that's not helping anyone." "And then there's the other weird part where VERY FEW of them actually signed up for the breadtube label? Now that doesn't mean a lot of them aren't friends, and yeah sometimes they cover for shitty behavior and we may as well call that group SOMETHING, but it's still weird." "Breadtube is such a weird discourse topic because on the one hand, if you're new to leftism, like watching YouTube videos, and aren't much for reading books, I'd recommend a lot of their videos. But like, you know, don't put them on a pedestal. For the love of god don't do that." @jennplusplus I feel like blocking all the far less shitty youtube leftists is a new stage in their metamorphosis is all @ThoughtSlime Yeah I figured. And I totally understand not wanting to call them out by name. That was probably the smart thing to do. "I mean sure I won't be THAT surprised if they pivot right, but dirtbag left makes way more sense for them. Much more consistent origin story." "Okay, nevermind, Peter just wants to be dirtbag left. It's all making sense now." @ThoughtSlime A few months ago when you made that video about how you weren't going to let certain leftists push you around when you tried to be kind and considerate towards marginalized people? At the time I wondered if maybe Peter was one of the people you were talking about lol @skellysunrize Gross :/ "@SnortingEstrace @Demi_theynd I KNOW FOR A GLORIOUS MOMENT I WAS LIKE ""WAIT BAILEY...?""" @hmsnofun @marysuewriter @Hbomberguy @biggestjoel I mean in fairness the Z's ARE pronounced differently :V @Demi_theynd I have $0 in the bank atm lol The ranch's accounts might be a bit different but I'm not in charge of those "@Demi_theynd I would bet an easy $20 that those two aren't even friends anymore. They're both very much ""if you wrong me once you're dead to me"" so I doubt a relationship could've lasted very long there." @skellysunrize Oh gosh D: @Kate_Bunni @datagurl77 Yep it's me hehe @Demi_theynd IT'S SO FUCKING SURREAL Like I thought they were good buddies with that Emerican Johnson guy? And he's the one who invented the term breadtube isn't he? Like jeez so much can change in just a couple years lol @DigiLewna lol I don't care They've been really cruel to too many of my friends for me to even consider for a second being charitable towards them. They have to try harder than that if that's what they want. @Random_Factor Don't worry I've had to delete and re-write like 3 tweets today because I forget too. My brain wants to assume they're cis. That's really shitty of my subconscious but it's where I'm at. "@Demi_theynd True, but it's funny and extremely entertaining that they just now made a big shift of blocking all the big leftists" "@Random_Factor *them, as far as I know But like... I don't know. I lean on the grifter theory. Or they're just really, really, like... gullible I guess would be the word?" I would have rather they stay a leftist who didn't shit on trans people if it were up to me. "By the way I feel like I should mention that Peter and I used to be mutuals, I once admired them, and I bought their shitty book. They actively pushed me and a ton of other trans people away. Now they're actively pushing a lot of leftist voices away." like TOTALLY POSSIBLE AT THIS POINT I hate how realistic this suddenly is OMG imagine if Peter teams up with Pim Tool it would be SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT @kloss_tiffany I hear it's really good! "@somedumbbinch Fair, but given that they just blocked all of breadtube (or at least the group of people that a lot of people including Peter lump into breadtube) this feels like an even more overt shift." @kloss_tiffany Whataburger! @miss_nikola *pats head* it's okay b!mbo 💕 so I guess Petey C*ffin's grift is now is to pivot right since Trump lost? what a convoluted way to be a centrist taking bets now on whether or not Peter will go full L*ci Green @hmsnofun You both missed the train AND dodged the bullet with breadtube I feel lol anyway breadtube is the vampire castle now I guess "It's entirely possible they were all barely acquaintances with them, Peter followed even ME early in my Twittering so I imagine their strategy was to network on here like I do too, who knows if that led to real friendships (it did for me)" "I think Peter is uhhhhh extremely not great, and it's funny to me that their former online friends(?) got an immediate taste of it out of nowhere." I think breadtube is a fucking loaded and mostly poisoned term at this point and that's about as far as I'm willing to get into that particular discourse. "Pete blocked all of breadtube fucking lol (check the thread, it's pretty much everyone)" @maegodhavemercy @KatieAngelWitch @reallifecomics That works! 💕 "@natalievanbc @reallifecomics It'll come with time in my experience 💕 But even if it doesn't, that's fine too! I know a lot of folks who just say they're queer and don't get into any more detail than that and that's valid too 💕" @reallifecomics (plus deep down I had wished I was a lesbian for uhhhhh like ten years? lol) "@reallifecomics But yeah aside from the cute cameo (that I really love btw!!! 💕💕💕), that feeling was STRONG early on for me too. Took about 9 months to get on HRT, and for me, that washed away all of my doubt. I felt better with estrogen in my system, so I was a woman, meaning a lesbian." "@KatieAngelWitch I think it's funnier if @reallifecomics doesn't even acknowledge who I am in-universe, but I'm not the one writing it so who's to say :P" @PsychicRefugee @reallifecomics Yep it's me lol "I'm officially a recurring character in Real Life Comics, somebody update the wiki :V" @SnortingEstrace pretty much @HaileyAdamsXXX @CreatureCaster yes plz I would very much like it if you looked like that 😍😍😍 "@KatieAngelWitch They're both very regional (and said regions don't overlap as far as I know), but if you ever visit the states and have a chance to try either Whataburger or In & Out, definitely do so. They're both really good." @SnortingEstrace RIGHT??? this is such a weird list @ArinaArtemis__ it me i'm broodmother 🥵💕💦 "@SwiftAusterity My guess is either no, or they think the homophobia thing isn't a big deal 🙄" "This might be the easiest one of these I've ever seen? Society has progressed past the need for homophobic chicken, come on" @acvalens Yeah from what I've heard the synthetic stuff is pretty rough. I think in your case staying off prog is probably the way to go @plentyofalcoves THANK YOU @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss 😍 @theogrin @reallifecomics Okay I guess the comics are posted to Twitter at a specific time lol And yes I need to invest in a flannel robe lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Guess we'll need a strap for both of us 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX Hot~ @LeafTilde It's true it happened to me! 😭💕 @CaseyExplosion YESSSSS Please donate to my friend's transition fund if you can! Retweets also help though! Let's surprise her with a higher total! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/X2SJ6yIStq @ArtyMaus @zoe_trashgoblin Yup 💕💕💕 @theogrin @reallifecomics I knew this comic was coming but I still haven't seen it yet omg @CuddlePotato Oh that's GOOD @aKestra Honestly that's fair. I really do think this kind of weird threat is largely empty though @Kitty_Kimz 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @CaseyExplosion Yay! @zoe_trashgoblin oh lol my bad Looks good tho! @zoe_trashgoblin Gosh that's two friends who've been able to get septum piercings lately! I should look into if my local place is doing them again >.> @MommyPosie @nyaakat stoopid atlantic ocean! D:< "@Kitty_Kimz because like, I feel like we clicked right away? you became one of my favorite people on here very quickly! 💕" @nyaakat wow gay~ @MommyPosie @nyaakat heck >////> @nyaakat that's the plan once I fly over there!!! @MommyPosie omg both me and @nyaakat went off and tweeted about straps because of the same thread hehehe "okay so like, obviously most of the post-pandemic sex I'm gonna have with friends will be stuff where I'm bottoming but I'm just saying I should probably invest in a strap too 👀" @Kitty_Kimz Twinsies!!! (Btw you're definitely on that loved ones list I made 💕) @FrillyHyena @mode_view You too cutie! @mode_view And it's why I told you you're on it because I want you to know 💕💕💕 @skateordie002 hey same @mode_view Only one so far It's private on purpose It's a particularly rare planetary alignment when I'm receptive to cis guys complimenting my looks but when I am those compliments sure hit different gosh >.> @nyaakat I should really invest in a strap >.> @nyaakat omg that skirt is perfect on you! 😍💕 "@Kitty_Kimz we are the same, you and I sex is just more fun living that TG smut fic life 🤷‍♀️" @mode_view Oh yeah and you're one of them 💕 @retronouns They seem to work pretty well on the actual Twitter app/website! @JessicaCyboid it's soooooo much better with a vag @Kitty_Kimz I'd like to see it try what with making sex so much better fucking lol @RoAnnaSylver it's a really good word lol @gwennelsonuk lol that's what made me think of it @RaeGun2k You're so hecking pretty! 😍 keep in mind my sense of humor is extremely juvenile crab people might be south park's best joke ever @TempestaRubida Just add people to a created list and then you can look at that list! Acts like a special timeline with only those people. Make sure it's a private list unless you want the people in it to get a notification when you add them tho @Kitty_Kimz OMG orgasms are so much better now!!! @messiarchy Nah it has nothing to do with messages. Be warned though you need to make it private unless you're cool with people getting notifications when they're added to it @Todd_Bonzales Yeah I just noticed that! Love it! @Vangelus OOF @OutcastToad Acid! @CamisGoodBoy made up bullshit @gwennelsonuk It's really a mutuals only list @messiarchy For a while now I've been seeing less of people I love on my timeline. Now I have a timeline of JUST people I love @Vangelus Nice! gosh people I love keep liking this tweet and reminding me to add them! I have so many loved ones on this site I feel so lucky 😭😭😭 https://t.co/lekCGQyMOJ @Vangelus oh jeez what an adventure lol @sidhra @sarahXelizvbeth Given that I lost a decade to dysphoria and then gained a decade from HRT I'll say me and my body are square lol @Vangelus Oh gosh thank you for the heads up! the obnoxious part is it's always empty threats tho conservatives seem to have a compulsive need to threaten us with a good time https://t.co/nHEOMMp50Q @theogrin @emuchaton oh this is upsetting @Vangelus Oh oof I have both Athena and Wheelblade but I have yet to open them. Should I check for QC issues? @StebMcDreb And you're definitely on it but I guess that goes without saying hehe @sarahXelizvbeth HRT is magic! @MarcyKingUltra Oh heck I love that top! 😍 @HottestHellPup @nixie_pink @miss_nikola saw the pic first and my immediate first thought was to tag her lol @CelticAnarchy Aw hell yeah you're going on the list too @PrissyOrcGF give into the urge~ @AyrenTheWolf MOOD It's that confidence that's seriously helped my sex life in so many ways @ARCTIC_ST0RM Oh yeah that too lol I enjoyed the TR version well enough but I'm ready for an upgrade. Especially if he's a Leader class! @Azure_Husky It's good to see you again! 💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Yeah Galvatron being on the top of every Earthrise box but not being announced yet sure has been weird lol @caraesten god mood Hoping to visit the west coast myself @BVDGRRL ah hell yeah I'll grab my rumble pak~ "@reallifecomics Goddess this comic's a MOOD. Honestly I admired the hell out of your patience with having a kid first. Like I get it, but that was still really impressive." @StebMcDreb @maxcapacity_ I'm in bed for the night but I'll try to remember to look him up tomorrow! @maxcapacity_ I've never heard of this man but I've been starved for J*nTr*n-esque content not from a shithead for YEARS oh yeah I'm 33 if anyone cares lol lol it kinda looks like Stitch is grabbing at my tits @Flailmorpho_ yes 😳 @Monicaaaaaah RIGHT??? @lilyfivenumbers Living situation isn't conducive to tripping but that should change soon @NLRG_ hell yeah! enjoy 💕💕💕 @ikksnay Omg those are cute! @BVDGRRL only if I can sniff you back~ wanna melt for a few hours god I'm itching to trip again so bad @NLRG_ hell yeah are you tripping again? :3 @hmsnofun truuuuth 😍😍😍 @CoraSolera4217 (And yes you're on it 💕) @ZJemptv Most of the time I'm very fuzzy lol @Esper_Lily Neat! @sillygaymiria hell yea same @miss_nikola @MilkshakeMolly Aw hell yeah it's that awesome tweet you were talking about in your stream lol "@miss_nikola @JoeBiden nah he'll be like ""sissification camps? good idea!""" @miss_nikola @GFuelEnergy oh heck imagine if they made a hypno flavor! @miss_nikola @JoeBiden aw hell yeah wait until he hears your impression of him @IllCaesarer Thanks! @IllCaesarer PC What's the best N64 emulator out there? @Keeran_Ikatako @JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR @nyaakat @dead_girly Yeah there's a surgery that'll give you a vag and you can keep your dick. I always forget what it's called tho RIP @Keeran_Ikatako @JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR @nyaakat @dead_girly Right??? It's so cool! @clairenothere @NewGenderWhoDis RIGHT??? "@Keeran_Ikatako @JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR @nyaakat @dead_girly I got a penile inversion vaginoplasty, which you'd think would end up with a drier vag but that's not the case." @MagsVisaggs I've been thinking a lot about this too. It makes no sense. "@Keeran_Ikatako @JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR @nyaakat @dead_girly The penis skin turns into a mucus membrane like inside any vag. It's not usually enough for sex on its own in my experience, but it's still super wet and it's not at all uncommon for most vaginas to need lube." @Keeran_Ikatako @ArtregalOR @JessicaCyboid @nyaakat @dead_girly Eventually you get to the point where you don't need to dilate every day. Yeah it might be tight but a quick dilation before sex fixes things up. @IllCaesarer This one is private just in case lol @MoonPupper Love you too! 💕 @AnaMardoll Looks great! 💕💕💕 @MoonPupper Not if I smooch you first~ @deathpigeon omg it's not my polycule but it does contain my polycule! @MoonPupper (Thank you for liking the tweet! It reminded me to add you to the list :3) HOLY SHIT WHY HAVE I NEVER USED LISTS BEFORE NOW THIS ROCKS https://t.co/Izd12mCiMO @vexwerewolf @ArtyMaus SAME I wanted to get a septum piercing for my last birthday in May 😭😭😭 @ArtyMaus Missed this tweet initially but hell yes! I'm jealous honestly! @NewGenderWhoDis Going for the best of both worlds and smooching that taint first 😍💕 @SnortingEstrace extremely cute twink tho @CamisGoodBoy Sounds fun :3 @CamisGoodBoy TRUUUUUTH @CamisGoodBoy Heck yeah same! 🥰🥰🥰 @SlutRobo hhhghhhh you make a compelling argument >////> @nyaakat Awwwww!! You might not be a GF but you're a really close friend that I love muchly and would absolutely love to snuggle you to bits! 😍💕💕💕 @blaze_casual 😘 "@nyaakat I tend to think douching is unhealthy so I avoid it. That's the only way I could think it's hard to clean? I use special vulva soap because I'm extra but it's just like, wash it a bit and rinse? Other than dilating (which isn't so bad) neovags aren't exactly high maintenance lol" @nyaakat good healthy pup! @lunch__bug EEEEEE HELL YES! I really can't wait to order one! I love your comics and I love stuffies! @lunch__bug I mean I assume this is a merch thing rather than like a custom you got? If it's the latter that's cool too! @lunch__bug Heck yes! Can we order them soon? :D @SlutRobo FGHFJHFJFHDGHGDD @HardSundae I really liked this one! "@foophoof Okay, neat! I'll use that then, thank you!" @EWrangler Well it was randomly! "@foophoof Oh nice! I've never used lists, are private lists like different from other lists?" @ArtregalOR Only recently did I finally relent and let myself explicitly mention diapers on main lol Turns out no one cares in a largely trans community anyway always remember: https://t.co/lTeA9vOvrd @jennplusplus Oh! Thank you! I swear I don't even wear padding that often lol I'm a bab influencer Yesterday I randomly found out I was actually the reason someone tried on diapers to see if they were into it. And like my brain just now registered that information. @Sigma_117 Yep! @HardSundae I just really like stories with that and it seems to be something a lot of erotic writers on Twitter take great pains to avoid. @HardSundae Oh no he said manly he's doomed~ @NireBryce I know. I've tried turning it on for about five or so people I really like and it did nothing. @blaze_casual I audibly gasped 😍😍😍 @ThatQueenMab Nah I hate that display. Makes for a much more boring timeline. I think you can toggle that setting now tho @NireBryce I basically tried this and it didn't do what you're showing here "@mode_view Not for me lol I think it has something to do with needing to have notifications on which I don't have on for my PC because that's obnoxious, and I don't have on for my phone because it's a huge battery drain lol" @KittenBalerion Oh shit that's a really good idea! I've never used those before... It's often SW friends that get quietly de-prioritized too because of course 🙄 "Instead of shaping your TL around who they think you want to see, Twitter should just have a thing where I can pick my favorite people (up to I dunno maybe 50?) that are prioritized on the TL. After a certain amount of follows I'm at the mercy of The Algorithm" @StebMcDreb @Sigma_117 Furry con? I'd really only go if other friends I knew were going @JessicaCyboid @ArtregalOR @nyaakat @Keeran_Ikatako @dead_girly Confirmed for WAP over here They just stay moist constantly lol @Keeran_Ikatako @nyaakat @dead_girly Nope! Not true. My orgasms are fine. It takes more work to cum with a vulva but that's true of nearly everyone who has one. For me it's easy with the right vibrating toy lol @Sigma_117 @StebMcDreb I haven't done cons in years but I want to get back into going! I dunno what that con is? @QueenStodge @MickGould omg the photography is so much better than it was 10 years ago tho "@stackedbimbo Politicians on both sides want to paint it that way, yeah. Voters would support it tho. It's maddening." @stackedbimbo Overwhelmingly people support it too. Including Republican voters. @CoraSolera4217 @MaiaFranklyn OMG I FORGOT THERE'S A SLIPSTREAM God I know the WfC series is so far past relevant for most collectors but Planet X hasn't even done Bumblebee yet have they? There's so much more to do lol @CoraSolera4217 @MaiaFranklyn Also she's (didn't know she was a she! Suddenly like her more lol) in a box somewhere so I can't go check but I recall her feeling very hollow and light for her size? Meanwhile Jupiter feels like he has diecast in him! @CoraSolera4217 @MaiaFranklyn If Planet X would like suggestions tho... https://t.co/wa906iMsGi "@CoraSolera4217 @MaiaFranklyn I do have the Plesiosaur (Triton I think?) and I wasn't too impressed, though he has to go on the WfC shelf I'm not surely setting up at some point lol (And YES I might get the other Dinobots... >.>)" @MaiaFranklyn Yeah the line wasn't on my radar at all until @CoraSolera4217 sent me a goddamn Jupiter (Optimus) and now I'm hooked. Mors was only like $60 on BBTS! I definitely want Pluto (Megatron) and Vulcan (Grimlock) AND THEN I SWEAR I'M DONE D:< @LexiEsque Omg I didn't know we had the same deadname! 💕 That name sucks huh lol "@Katheryn_Lin @CoraSolera4217 Yeah the day they pulled Devastation off Steam was the day I ordered it on PS4. Still would love to have it on Steam, but at least I was able to grab it somewhere." "@salielle He possessed Waspinator in Beast Wars, yeah. Starscream in many continuities has a spark that's very hard too destroy. In Animated it meant he was incapable of being killed and able to split his spark into multiple identical bodies with different paint jobs." @salielle In the G1 continuity he stayed a ghost forever. The Ghostbusters crossover I don't think is in the same continuity. Upset that my incoming Planet X Mors canonically doesn't need visible Decepticon stickers in robot mode. Kinda wanna put some on him anyway... https://t.co/GnEZnzVJ83 "Trying to pull online multiplayer content might be what's happening, but it's odd that this problem isn't happening for WfC. Regardless I'm waiting for an Xbox controller to arrive from Amazon on Friday before I want to play it. https://t.co/J27UMf6YXA" @CoraSolera4217 I bought them years ago lol "So like it'll download it, I'll check the integrity again, and it'll want another 8MB lol" "Finished downloading War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron on Steam. Checked the integrity of the files on both games because our internet is weird, and *3* times now FoC has asked to download 8MB of data. Wondering at what point I should just stop lol" @ComeOnEileen19 @Faizenek https://t.co/uUkux1k9YS @KateMetalBard fair lol @KateMetalBard Yeah commander tax is exactly why I started thinking she should be cheaper lol I mean hell all her abilities cost mana too and I'm not above having a kill on sight commander. We could push it to 3 🤔🤔🤔 @Servantofthefae Oh definitely! Any guild that shares a color with another guild will find comradery with them! "I almost considered making her cost 5 CMC, but I felt like that was way too good? I created something of a monster here, so I thought 6 CMC was a BIT more fair. Then again though it'd be so fun to have her our earlier 🤔" The Golgari harvest the raw materials to feed the Simic's endless evolution 😍😍😍 "And I realize she seems to favor Simic abilities, and my explanation there is: So do I lol" "Lore-wise the idea here is this is the goddess guiding the merging of the Simic and Golgari, leading them to one common goal." "I was thinking about how as much as I like The Mimeoplasm as my Commander for my Weird Science deck, it really is a card that wants you to fill up your graveyard quickly which I'm not doing. So I started thinking about what my ideal Commander would be. Here's a VERY rough sketch https://t.co/06bVtl9GsB" "@onceneveragain It's what I do! I love helping newly out trans people. Gotta pay it forward, you know? 💕💕💕" @onceneveragain I'm so glad you figured this out! 💕💕💕 [cw deadname] Further evidence that my deadname is just inherently funny and that my parents are dicks lol "@StebMcDreb That's true, we should try to temper our expectations. I love you so fucking much. I KNOW we'll be in each other's arms one day, though 💕💕💕" "@StebMcDreb I think the odds are really high! Me flying there is dependent on money, and I wouldn't be THAT surprised if even by summer next year covid isn't yet settled. But MFF might be that magical moment we finally have together! I think the odds are good! 💕💕💕" @aSimpleTran I haven't been to a furry con in ages! I would've gone to every single one I could have in 2019 had I known covid was coming 😭 @StebMcDreb @TankUnderhell whew furry cred maintained "@aSimpleTran Well, still!" @TankUnderhell Is it not called Midwest Fur Fest? I thought I got the acronym right but I might be a Fake Furry Also OMG maybe summer 2021 I can finally hang out with @vexwerewolf YESSSSSSSS 💕 "I'm not expecting Biden to work miracles, but MFF is a December con, right? I feel like covid being reasonable by December 2021 is not exactly pie in the sky, you know?" @StebMcDreb I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABE!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 There's actually a nonzero chance I might be able to see my friends in the UK next year and a really good chance I'll be able to see my girlfriend @StebMcDreb (if nothing else at MFF in 2021) and I'm so happy thinking about that I could cry 😭💕💕💕 "Our ranch's yarn and our 2021 calendars are on sale right now! Check it out! Also if you're not already following the ranch I live and work on, you should! @TenaciousRanch https://t.co/1Sjf06jwHy https://t.co/aCJ4cBo4I8" "@SlightlyMinty That's not exactly what I'm getting at. I'm saying a lot of people are somehow ignoring the word ""girlfriend"" and think I'm wishing ANYONE could move up here to cuddle me, which is not what I was saying." @Doc_Wolverine Even Mercy uses a pistol https://t.co/IpKLOurwpk @Doc_Wolverine @StebMcDreb @garblefart Thank you 💕 @garblefart I don't think it matters but I did lower "@garblefart Sublingually didn't work for me either. I had to do it against my gums. Four 2 mg pills took about an hour. It's better than swallowing them, though." @StebMcDreb @garblefart There's also the Powers subreddit where you can ask him questions yourself. I personally don't use Reddit tho "@StebMcDreb @garblefart It's totally valid for you to want to know this info, I get it. Watch that video you linked and see what you think. It's your body and you deserve the best for it. I personally can't act like an expert, but Dr. Powers is a doctor. Listen to him." @StebMcDreb @garblefart I'm gonna tag in @Doc_Wolverine just in case. I know he's not an endo but I don't feel comfortable talking much more about his. "@StebMcDreb @garblefart I really get nervous when people ask me these questions like I'm a doctor. I hate giving this advice because by the time I learned about it, I no longer had balls so I can't even give anecdotal evidence. It scares me a lot to be seen as an expert on anything medical." "@garblefart I know progesterone is available on the gray market but I'm not sure about injectable estrogen. I think researching this is a good idea, though. Please don't give up." "@garblefart If you're taking pills, at the very least you should try taking them sublingually or (there's a term for this but I can never remember it) holding it against your gums. ""If you taste it you waste it."" Basically you want to bypass the liver by absorbing it through your gums/tongue" "@garblefart Yes it has the benefit of blocking T (though that's not widely known yet because trusted research is kinda outdated), but it also helps with libido and is necessary for breasts to develop fully. I highly recommend watching that video and probably seeking out Powers' subreddit." @garblefart Then honestly I'd still recommend watching that. He's a doctor with a lot of experience prescribing hormones to trans people. Short version is you should be on injectable estrogen and taking progesterone rectally. @garblefart I'm not a doctor but I'm definitely for passing on info from an actual doctor. Also keep in mind he has a subreddit as well as I think a google doc? Both are updated often and I'm pretty sure he mentions both in the video. @garblefart I'm guessing you're not doing this through an endocrinologist? Then I'd recommend following the instructions of at least one doctor who's doing research that no one else is and getting great results with his patients: https://t.co/Js34OTvi6W "I had the Curse client for years, then they forced me to get the Twitch client to support it, now it's moving again lol I wish I could say ""oh nice I can finally uninstall the Twitch client"" but now I'm kind of interested in streaming lol https://t.co/jUpXujuqBw" @GwenStarlight that would be wonderful! My girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX could really use some money for food this week. Please donate what you can and retweet. Thank you so much 💕💕💕 https://t.co/XigOKG7p6C https://t.co/RBKnczcyh2 https://t.co/hg41Oq4WsO #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdfund "@TrexPushups Nah, your dick was inside you all along 💕" @JenDurbent I completely understand 💕 Like it didn't even occur to me that my words could've been misconstrued to that degree. "Sometimes my tweets are open invitations for that kind of thing. I might've said ""cuties"" or even just ""friends."" Sometimes I carefully choose my words because I anticipate people being too forward, but that didn't occur to me this time. I was literally just talking about my GFs" @Monicalternate OMG YES PLZ 😍💕 "It's a little upsetting to me that people don't seem to be reading the word ""girlfriends"" in this tweet." @LeafTilde Omg snake girl AND the protag gets to be curvy and fertile??? Did you write this story for me? I love it!!! 😍😍😍😍 "@Monicalternate Awwww, I'd be down to cuddle if you were!" @Monicalternate SUPER CUTE @AyrenTheWolf No you're wonderful and I love you tons! @Monicaaaaaah Send me a link if you make one plz? 👀 @AyrenTheWolf You're one of my favorite friends on here! "@fafniersbane100 Point is the movie is called Dinosaur, not Dinosaurs :P" @fafniersbane100 Aired on ABC and Disney has owned Jim Henson for longer than they've even owned Marvel "@HouseOfGunn @Valkyrie497 @Arkzist Alright fine, let me introduce Elan Sleazebaggano https://t.co/kyHmhvMJCq" "@Yona_Korse Well, still. Only card game I'm obsessed with is MtG to the point that I get frustrated with other TCGs when they aren't enough like Magic :P And it's VERY rare I have the patience for board games despite loving the idea of playing them lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Same!!! 😭💕💕💕 "@BVDGRRL You're not annoying at all! I love your specific and unique energy! And I'm really, really excited to hang out someday, whether that's at like DenFur, or hanging at our ranch or both! I love you tons! 🥰💕💕💕" @zoejanexy Yay congrats! @HouseOfGunn @Valkyrie497 @Arkzist On the nose? This is the series that gave us Darth Sidious :P @Yona_Korse Off chance? I'm not really much of a TTRPG player lol @CoraSolera4217 So like please note I said girlfriends? You're wonderful and who knows where our relationship will go but a lot of people seem to be ignoring that part of the tweet and it's bothering me @HaileyAdamsXXX YAY DADDY 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @fafniersbane100 lol it's Dinosaur Disney's Dinosaurs is something different https://t.co/MvPhv0gDOV @tzivya we're not dating :/ @BVDGRRL You're one of my favorite people on here. I'd be really surprised if anyone wanted to stop being friends with you but I suppose I'm biased :/ "@NLRG_ I assume it must be. How many people do you know that have clear, photographic memories from when they were like 4? How many people in the 40's+ have you met that remember almost nothing from their 20's?" @NLRG_ There's like a couple big memory dumps our brains do going from childhood to adulthood. That is to say you won't forget as much about 2019 in 22 years. See what I need is more of my girlfriends to live on the ranch so on nights like these when Mistress & Jen are sleeping but I can't get to sleep I have backups for snuggles and spending time with @sarahlicity @NLRG_ *neck crunching sounds* @theogrin I mean I could be Kathy "@Arkzist @HouseOfGunn Sorry, it's been a weird night. You didn't do anything wrong." @Arkzist @HouseOfGunn I mean you didn't have to spoil the name :/ the one gender https://t.co/bYn73bnSzq "The overall ratio including GFs I live with is 5/7ths ""ee"" names but could be 100% if I called Jen Jenny and Alexis Lexie lol" "Four of my five long distance girlfriends' names end in ""ee"" sounds: Izzy, Maggie, Hailey, Nicki I just now noticed this" @TwippingVanilla @FaithNaff I had a big ugly cry session earlier tonight god pump that weird insectoid alien shit into my VEINS https://t.co/VXc5ClZK2x okay this single screenshot convinced me to watch The Mandalorian @Hbomberguy wow cookie clicker got complicated @IzzyBunBop I've never tried them but I've always wanted to! GENDER: NO "@EllieODaire She's almost certainly a girl because she's a tortoise shell! They're girls like 99% of the time, similar to how tabbies are usually boys 💕" @PrissyOrcGF Yes Morgie! 💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF Yes!!! @OtterAlice Right???? It's why I know I could never be monogamous @PrissyOrcGF omg omg omg I love donuts!!! 💕💕💕 @DigiLewna SAME @SwiftAusterity @CaseyExplosion yes I am bun :3 @GwenStarlight @Katabassist 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 """Lonely in ways I didn't know until I met them"" is SUCH a good way to put it!!! https://t.co/1XdfIrCBlc" @CaseyExplosion (I mean my jackalope fursona DOES have hooves) @CaseyExplosion Oh hell even I want these! @MayaEriksson9 For what it's worth this is the first time in like a year and a half of injections that they seemed to make me cry lol "I'm much, much better now" "...And sometimes an estrogen injection helps you have a really good, much needed cry lol" @CuddlePotato @benjanun_s I believe someone on Biden's team said something to the effect of they have complete confidence that the secret service are capable of escorting trespassers off the premises lol @Hbomberguy happens to the best of us "@transgirlinSEA Because I'm really, really, really happy to be girlfriends with you. So much 💕💕💕💕💕💕" @transgirlinSEA I really can't wait until I see you in person. I hope we can make it happen soon 💕💕💕 @KompaktCat 💕💕💕 "@sqwrrkpon I'd honestly be really upset if I intentionally made a pun or a joke about some other known thing and you're the second person to act like I did but let's just pretend such a pun/joke wasn't there, okay? I don't need to know" @Katabassist *hugs & kisses* 💕💕💕💕💕💕 ".@Katabassist completes my heart in a way none of my other girlfriends do, because they're all competing my heart in different ways, you know? 💕💕💕" "Had a moment earlier tonight where I started sobbing realizing how much I missed chatting with one of my GFs. Like we just both got distracted and suddenly it had been months, you know? It can happen with long distance relationships. Feel so much better after talking with her 🥰" I don't know if that makes sense to anyone else but it's true "It's easy for me to assume that as a polyam person, my heart just has an indefinite amount of room for an indefinite amount of people, and maybe that's true, but I also strongly feel that I have very specific grooves in my heart that very specific people fit within perfectly." @StrypeisonFire It's because we were traumatized @transgirlinSEA @ADirtyTrans omg I can't wait 💕💕💕💕 my girlfriends are really too wonderful 😭💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX ghgggfffhhh I really can't wait to see you both 🥵 @transgirlinSEA Gosh I missed your replies 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA omg please use my pussy!!! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX omg omg omg y'all are making me wet >//////< aaaaaahhhh love that feeling after an estrogen injection 🥰 @Flea worth it tho a shitty taco bell is a special kind of hell @blogconyst 👀👀👀 @CoraSolera4217 oh yes plz! I don't mean to brag but my pussy is pretty poggers "We're learning so much! Like what ""blow your beans"" means lol" @DarkTyrannosaur YESSSSS @IcyWitch35 @clairenothere YESSSSS CONGRATS! @asur_el I looooove stories where cute girls become even cuter bugs!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX omg Daddy I love you so much wait a second i have a vagina 😳😳😳 @miss_nikola @Visceraaa omg I love her! @sextoyspolitics Thank you so much! @sextoyspolitics ooooh :3 @CoraSolera4217 please do! @sextoyspolitics Yeah I'm down to hear more recommendations if you have them! @sextoyspolitics Oh it goes inside of a toy? @sextoyspolitics I think I might like it harder then? Also do you happen to have links? help I'm now a mod and I don't know what I'm doing! @growflet I don't like sony controllers tho 😭 @miss_nikola omg your cute girldick really makes this a perfect picture @nyaakat these are some quality plap noises 💕 "@clairenothere Oof, I remember hating that. The freedom of finally being able to sleep naked again is worth the wait! Especially with less equipment down below lol" @sextoyspolitics Oh gosh I barely thought this through beyond wanting a small diameter. Powerful vibrations too. Beyond that I'm really not sure. @sextoyspolitics If you have recommendations I'm all ears lol @Tupsimati Love how when I first watched it I thought I was a boy and now my orgasms are exactly like that 🥵 https://t.co/jzEJR67QjS @litterboxhex You're seriously a hero @NewGenderWhoDis God I hope you don't get outed :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG "@NewGenderWhoDis oof, good luck" @Flailmorpho_ @HardSundae @blogconyst hhhhghh 💦 @HardSundae @Flailmorpho_ @blogconyst hhghfhhs not my fault the collars are so enticing >.> Literally 100% of the notifications for this tweet aren't showing up in my notifications wtf @somedumbbinch EXACTLY @TankUnderhell @ParchmentScroll We watch Community so much on the ranch that's perfect lol @StebMcDreb OMG YES PLZ BABE @CoraSolera4217 YESSSSSSS Wanna one day have a PC setup with a bunch of Transformers behind my chair solely to make streaming look interesting when I finally start doing that. I by no means sound like a manly man but I don't feel like I sound like a woman 😭 I do wish my voice sounded more femme tho RIP Thanks to @miss_nikola for having me on her stream! That was like the first time I've ever used Twitch in any meaningful capacity and it was really fun! I'm excited to be on again! :3 Gonna be voice chatting in the stream for about another 30 minutes if y'all wanna watch! I'm a guest now in the stream! Come and hear my sexy voice! @HardSundae SPARE HEADSETS OF COURSE @asur_el This story was so hot omg thank you!!! 😍💕 Nikki is live now! Come watch! "@noctnica One of the side effects of need to process grass, which evolved in part so animals would stop fucking eating it lol" @HardSundae THIS IS SUCH A SWEET STORY I love Korps stuff so much 😭💕 @SwiftAusterity I was 4 when the SNES released in North America lol This blew my mind but since my thing is movies: This also applies the release date for Jurassic Park https://t.co/vdQPF4Ut5t https://t.co/p1c2HhpDSP "@fluffy @AngryNerdBird I'm a middle Millennial (not on the old end or young end) and this hurts even me, oof" @NotGyro true lol Futurama is now about twice as old as The Simpsons was when it premiered. https://t.co/CyqnCou38E "South Park is now nearly 150% as old as The Simpsons was when they made the episode Simpsons Already Did It where they point out that The Simpsons is so old every joke under the sun has already been done by them (which this gif is not from, but close enough) https://t.co/jGPwZ9CCvQ" @ArtregalOR @LambChopInPamps oh my god I first realized I wanted to be a girl A YEAR BEFORE YOU WERE BORN https://t.co/fpzdRBxafe "I'm ALMOST cheating a bit with WoW, but in just a couple years that rounding up won't be so far off. Blink and you'll miss it. https://t.co/DrieluuP0d" Look at this basically 20-year-old game. Such graphics. https://t.co/Bwx4Oi3Do7 The Star Wars prequels? 20 year old franchise babieeee https://t.co/wGMtaKMTtq "Like for instance: Fellowship of the Ring is, if you're reasonably rounding up like most would, a two decade old movie https://t.co/ueN0Z6vO3q" "I will admit I am somewhat immune to this as I'm cursed with knowing what year a LOT of pop culture (mostly movies, TV, and video games) released and I've always been obsessed with the idea of years and time passing so I reflect on this a lot." @LambChopInPamps https://t.co/AQBdrPUTb3 "actually they call us millennials because we're unable to conceive of the fact that the 90's weren't 10 years ago, 80's weren't 20 years ago, etc all our math goes to 2000 then stops" @vissersixxx all must suffer as i did What Millennials think an animated dinosaur movie from 20 years ago is vs an actual animated dinosaur movie from 20 years ago https://t.co/SzX9S4Hc3D @HaileyAdamsXXX Really I just need to record myself more often @HaileyAdamsXXX I need to practice more 😭 "@JessicaCyboid I'm mostly settled on ""can we call this gay?"" and leave it at that lol. Sexuality is a weird thing that I'm no longer confident I can predict. To the cishets I'm a lesbian tho." @acvalens And yeah not being able to go as deep anymore is kinda surreal lol "@acvalens I still feel like my voice has a long way to go, but it's a huge relief to hear someone else talk about the whole ""driving itself"" phenomenon. At a certain point things started clicking on their own and now my voice is more feminine." @HaileyAdamsXXX nnggnhhh Daddy I miss youuuuu 😭💕🥵 @miss_nikola Oh heck yeah that sounds fun! @NewGenderWhoDis Awwww cute 💕 @JessicaCyboid oh heck I needed this one @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so so so much Daddy 💕💕💕 sure sex is great but have you ever encouraged your girlfriend's special interest because you're madly in love with her and seeing her light up about that thing she's into makes your heart sing? @lisaquestions Mood @eboncat @RoAnnaSylver @bioware They're making Andromeda 2. Very little is known but it was confirmed. @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/yp1Q2UpqbU @cyrusinitaly Only that it's a thing people can get but it's not very common yet @lunch__bug I do that too! Definitely can help with a perfectionist art block "@PrissyOrcGF um, extremely goals 👀" @AlexisVeilled I wanna kiss you all over 💕 @vexwerewolf Wait did I know this already? This seems unsurprising to me lol @ZoeVermilion LOVE THIS @CelticAnarchy Hell yeah! "Or maybe this is just ""I've finally relaxed for the first time in four years"" lol" I'm not complaining as this is what I've wanted but this must be something that really does get better with time thankfully 😭💕 omg I swear it's so hard to understand my vag sometimes Like usually most days when I only dilate once (I'm supposed to keep doing it twice a day for a little while longer) it's a vice grip at this point in the evening but it's relatively loose rn @litterboxhex you look cute in it! also nice tits~ "@MsBreeBaugh People are saying it's probably because the four seasons hotel literally refused to let them do it there and they did this as a last minute ""technically he didn't lie"" move" @CoraSolera4217 @JenApparently Aw sweet! Didn't realize we had been at this for about the same time! @JenApparently Me too kinda! I came out to myself and most folks August 31st 2016 if that counts lol >.> "@HaileyAdamsXXX Gotcha. I'm sort of in a weird limbo where ONLY my driver's license (well, state ID) has the right gender marker, and I'm post-op. I dunno, hopefully I don't run into too many troubles, but that sounds scary for most trans people out there :/" @HaileyAdamsXXX Real ID? "@BVDGRRL Seriously, I feel like I haven't felt joy in four years. I finally do again." @HaileyAdamsXXX Once Biden is well and truly settled in I'm gonna get my gender marker changed everywhere. Never know when I'm gonna lose the opportunity again. @Faizenek hhhg y-you think so? >////> @CamisGoodBoy accurate @TimonicWulfgar @NLRG_ without question yes @lauralwen I hate the idea that he survived post-RotJ @ParkerMolloy I drank so much that day @blogconyst @Faizenek @CubanCow same 🥵 @acvalens y also good poppers story @kSkyeGre @1146_goat_north Yeah that would be in Legends. For a glorious near decade there that wasn't canon anymore. Which I liked because that was blatantly pandering and ridiculous. "@kSkyeGre @1146_goat_north Yeah but reformatted is different, and it's not like they then brought back Thundercracker in the same continuity because fans were obsessed with him" "@kSkyeGre @1146_goat_north For me the comparison only works if Thundercracker was intended as a joke character who died at the end of G1, then later comics in the same continuity said he survived despite being definitively dead because toy sales of him were so high and fans were obsessed" "@KittikatGuild But again, had lines and at least some relationship and meaningful interaction with one of the main characters. And then she had even more in the sequel. Far more than the other guy, that's all I'm saying." @zenocoyote lol https://t.co/T9mxUS8L88 "And now for my hottest Star Wars take: The Special Edition ending of Jedi (ie, the above clip) is superior to the original version in every way. It's seriously one of my favorite moments in the entire franchise." @stirlock no @KittikatGuild What are you talking about? Phasma has ten times the character by way of her actually having lines and at least SOME relationship with one of the main characters. I don't care about a redemption arc for a man who is supposed to be DEAD. "And we would find out 30+ years later that the reconstruction that followed was actually pretty flawed! So flawed the Empire came back and the Emperor wasn't dead! By all means, invoke Return of the Jedi, but do it accurately. This is just because the fascist is gone." This tweet would have been great without the hashtag. But it reminded me why the RotJ comparisons are bothering me so much: Jedi doesn't end on a high note because they elected a new leader for the Republic. It's a high note because the fascist is (... *sighs* seemingly) dead. My mistake for thinking the writers of this Star Wars show would show restraint. In hindsight I'll admit that was extremely foolish of me. @JessicaCyboid https://t.co/4mhIHhUM3N @cindycd2010 I want him to stay dead post-RotJ. If that's not the case I'm angry. "@DesDReac Sorry, I tried. There's a major Star Wars YouTube channel that just said the name in the title of their video. I assume it's a slightly older spoiler?" "@WitchcatAffy I just said that I haven't watched the show at all, no" Star Wars fans' obsession with that nothing of a character has been a pet peeve of mine since I was a kid. The language is ambiguous there but to clarify I had yet to start watching it. Oh nice I just had it spoiled for me that there's a returning classic character in The Mandalorian. Not TOO upset by the being spoiled part. But the character that it is makes me angry enough that I'm not sure I want to watch the show anymore. "I knew of Knock Out, but it hits different seeing clips of him" wtf I really wanna watch Transformers Prime now https://t.co/CjMG5vjdC4 @gayforgrils @Demi_theynd Well in the finale she's the only one with like two kids She got that cheese sandwich dick @TeflonMask I still do lol @SnortingEstrace @Demi_theynd i bet discord has like 3 dicks @Demi_theynd I do often 😔 @transgrlinexile With six ponies. The song starts with a pony singing but I had to trim it down @transgrlinexile There are ponies present @TeflonMask It's from the My Little Pony movie from like 3 years ago! @Demi_theynd You should watch it! It's good! current mood in pony flavor https://t.co/Lc45g3brxY @PrissyOrcGF aw yeah tiddy shirt stretches are the BEST 😍 @Doc_Wolverine 👀👀👀 @nlrghorny @CamisGoodBoy hell yea good idea "Okay I think I figured it out. ""Search"" is ONLY searching streamable stuff I guess? Still doesn't make the no English results make sense but what I should have done was go to my library and scroll through the albums that I can't even begin to guess in what order they're displayed" like I get that this is a streaming service so it's showing me stuff I never bought but why is there no English option?????? HOW ARE THESE RESULT EVEN HERE I BOUGHT IT IN ENGLISH https://t.co/CaTp0ko4U4 I'm trying to find my MLP albums on YTM and it's literally only giving my non-English results for some reason??? @RoAnnaSylver I didn't even play Andromeda but that's all I care about lol @Grey_IsTrue Great news for us since he lost that too @Flailmorpho_ @blogconyst @HardSundae Is this story about you? @blogconyst @HardSundae What? @HardSundae hhhhghg 🥵 god it's like christmas @itsaddis As a rule most trans folks LOVE welcoming new trans people into the community and I'm no exception 🥰💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf I'm not 100% sure how the feet are designed internally is my only concern. If you're plantigrade in there yes please @OzmaRacc woah same perhaps we could combine our powers in some way @JessicaCyboid Listen your opinion on accents is SOLID AND ACCURATE @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/NWl8tiEo29 @vexwerewolf Haven't heard this before but it definitely slaps god FF7R's music is so fucking good Was honestly expecting this track https://t.co/dHybBbWYoU @ann_arcana I mean I was 5 but mostly yes lol @vexwerewolf *one last call because it's called last call :P @brianarn YUP It's kinda scary to consider what might've happened this year if Trump actually tried to help with covid. That was his test and he failed it HARD. Can't wait for the influx of hole and tit posts on the TL that were promised lol "I mean, one of the Bushes you know what I mean" It takes SKILL to suck hard enough to not get 8 years Fucking Bush and Reagan even pulled it off @ThoughtSlime @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/OhMYJovn76 @mikeyface (Also I knew about the thing with Universal not owning the King Kong IP but I had NO IDEA it was because they sued arguing it was public domain in the 70's holy shit) @mikeyface This one might honestly be my favorite video of yours. It feels like such well-worn territory but you framed it in a way that was refreshing and interesting. @blogconyst hell yeah! @uselessneetgirl Harvey Weinstein @HenryWHall Uhhhh where did the wikileaks guy flee to again? Maybe there? @Calliethulhu omg callie why did you share this RIP @vexwerewolf It's a bigger step than I thought we were gonna secure at the beginning of the year! But yeah it's just the first step. "I would've posted more, but Biden ain't no Rodimus Prime and the electoral college sure as shit isn't the Matrix of Leadership lol" @OzmaRacc @RaineSkunk @AlexisuwuAlexis @vexwerewolf They do! @mode_view @FrillyHyena hehehe :3 @RaineSkunk @OzmaRacc @AlexisuwuAlexis @vexwerewolf I didn't even realize that was a candy That's far too normal of a word for british candy wtf @arancaytar Just retweeted it lol https://t.co/CJlmfjKmvR @SixArmedSweater Yeah even if he acted like a normal president that still doesn't happen until late January. "That's preferable to the alternative, certainly https://t.co/2WklpCv5oR" "@QuestForTori Yeah that would have been nice :/ But honestly if we get a trifecta, even with Biden that's more exciting than anything political that's happened in the last 4 years lol" @StrawbraryCami *huffs* D:< oh fffffuuuuuuck and I thought I came buckets when they called it for Biden! https://t.co/rmontPr0VJ @Azure_Husky Yeah I JUST saw a tweet that suggested that's not a lost cause just yet. Holy shit! I get the senate and house mixed up constantly. Dems got the house but senate is still up in the air? Is that right? Is there a chance for Dems having everything? "@MamaBearKingdom Back in my day it was a given you should never, ever trust info coming from 4chan. That doesn't seem to have changed though lol" @HarleighDog @Azure_Husky oh lol I thought you meant blue as in the blue wave wait there's a joke there "my main worry is what we probably need is another lockdown, and for that to work we need to PAY people to stay at home so McConnell is still a barrier but like, at least Biden isn't going to act like covid doesn't exist" "god imagine if covid is actually gotten under control in time for like, summer 2021 to be mostly normal" honestly after 2020 I think we all earned this ending "@tasmosunt And honestly while I could be wrong, I don't think the cult of personality will automatically apply to either of them" "hahaha trump has done so many crimes he'll never be able to run for president again it's either he's arrested or has to flee the country, just watch" "@AcidPunchStudio @SixArmedSweater @CaseyExplosion Honestly it's such a good trope that combined with that weird sense of ""that wasn't me"" I felt after transitioning, I like to say that's literally my origin story lol" "Anyway while in the story it would make way more sense to trip today, hopefully soon the living situation will clear up a bit more so there's like, space to melt, you know? A couple of folks on the ranch are going to be moving soon-ish. Might wait for that." "*chuckles softly* That Druggie Kat, are there any drugs she won't do? I mean yes she avoids the hard stuff because she tries to stay safe but acid ain't hard lol" "@vexwerewolf I truly believe the number of people on the right willing to enact violence over this are far outnumbered by the number of anti-fascists. And at least on the scale of like, the government, GOP, the military, etc, everyone's abandoning Trump." Today would be a great day to drop some acid to celebrate In the story I'm writing staring a fictional version of me who does drugs named Druggie Kat "through a ridiculous fluke in our unnecessarily obtuse voting system, the first time ended in a victory for him but he still lost the popular vote twice" @1146_goat_north @SwiftAusterity more clear these days lol @CamisGoodBoy see I believe you more than Trump @QueenStodge You'll be waiting a long time "@GwenStarlight Honestly given that I'm only interested in gay romance, I wouldn't mind that much if they were insistent that certain characters are exclusively gay. My issue is my favorite character is exclusively STRAIGHT" just call me Leslie Knope *cums gallons* https://t.co/i4YB8cp4hN @GwenStarlight Heterosexism? @Demi_theynd @SnortingEstrace Don't feel bad about finding it attractive @CamisGoodBoy Hell yes! That tells me Bioware learned the right lessons! I just hope adding that to the first trilogy is feasible! I think that plays into the player choice thing that most game devs love to hype up. "So I'm not arguing that everyone in this universe is bisexual (though honestly? That's not that unbelievable to me but whatever), just that everyone should JUST SO HAPPEN to be into whatever gender I as the player character happen to be." "In my opinion every RPG character should be THEORETICALLY bisexual. I say theoretically because in theory the player character is probably going to stay one gender, so for all you really know every character is monosexual. Point is let me romance whoever." "@InterstellRaven That might've been what I read, huh" I never even finished the second game. I can't really overstate how much me wanting to date and do the fuck with Tali AS A WOMAN is non-negotiable for me lol "Seriously isn't there like, unfinished cut content that shows Tali was at one point going to be into FemShep?" MAKE 👏 TALI 👏 SAPPHIC 👏 AND 👏 YOU 👏 GOT 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 DEAL @RaeGun2k Oh I missed your birthday! Happy birthday! 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu NOT BLAHAJ 😭😭😭 @blogconyst Gosh yes plz :3 @MaxKriegerVG I didn't realize you ran that account but that's the least surprising thing ever lol @blogconyst RIGHT??? @ZucchinnaArt Lesbian Pride Arcee @HedgeMom YOU *ARE* HOT OMG 💕💕💕 @blogconyst jhhgggggh >////> @vexwerewolf @ZeonVibe @AshCoyote @Grey_IsTrue @True_N8ure Happy ending! 💕💕💕 @SweetBeansComix OMG OMG OMG MALLORIE I LOVE STUFFIES 😍😍😍 "@vexwerewolf @ZeonVibe @AshCoyote @Grey_IsTrue I wish I met more trans women before I hatched. Really might've sped that process up. The ONE I met IRL definitely did things to my brain, you know? Couldn't get her out of my head." "@blogconyst @vexwerewolf Oh I can't take credit for cracking Avery's shell, much as I wish I could A different Colorado furry accomplished that lol" @StebMcDreb I mean it goes by slowly for most folks I think. I'm just saying I was like 25 when Game Grumps started and I assure you the year Jon was on went by like a year feels :P @mode_view @vexwerewolf https://t.co/bqLonGaIr2 @norintha @Gerkuman @PrissyOrcGF @BVDGRRL @deathpigeon omg babe let's get big tits together 😍😍😍 @piffyjackie That video in particular actually doesn't have any clips from Unraveled if that helps @vexwerewolf AND THEN YOU FORGOT WE HAD THAT CONVERSATION EGGSHELLS CAN BE THE TOUGHEST MATERIAL KNOWN TO MAN "@StebMcDreb It's because you're young, babe :P" @DragonsBouquet AGREE @PrissyOrcGF @norintha @BVDGRRL @deathpigeon omg the tiddy store sounds fun! :3 @vexwerewolf awwwww! @LambChopInPamps @Notactuallysmol n-no!!! @Notactuallysmol hhhggfdhhhfdssf >/////> @CuddlePotato @norintha @deathpigeon Because I didn't notice it! And now I can't unsee it @bulbafren omg @ImMxKay @ArtyMaus HHHGFFFFFSSH >//////> 💦 @ArtyMaus hhhhggghhh >/////> @mode_view hhhggffffhh 💦 me when I'm feeling especially horny: "also my deepest apologies for not realized the full ""le tits now"" also made sense and is arguably funnier" @StebMcDreb holy shit lol @Eskalia @hmsnofun Likely not @lisaquestions guess what the family was watching on Disney+ that made me think of this tweet :P being Adults at the grocery store with @norintha & @deathpigeon https://t.co/hEb8k6lwlZ @StebMcDreb they had a terf podcaster??? @AngryNerdBird @hmsnofun Exactly what I'm getting at @hmsnofun I hope they all get the estrogen that clearly need and I hope it helps in ways they didn't even expect @maegodhavemercy Staying hydrated can help with cramps! @maegodhavemercy YUP it's exactly that lol """I'm just going to buy this expensive adult collector figure that bears a passing resemblance to this fictional trademarked character whose owners cannot easily sue over. Oh what's this? Easily trademarked symbol stickers? Well I may as well...""" "There's something extremely satisfying about the process of ""finishing"" third party figures like that. Like you got away with something" I want to put Autobot and Decepticon stickers on all my third party figures but they're in storage :/ "I really hope I'm not in the minority with my ""abolish daylight savings time, but turn it on one more time and just leave it that way"" position" THEN NORMAL TIME IS WRONG https://t.co/5dw4JenIZj dark at 6:30 is also not great but it's a thousand times better than 5:30 "I can't remember if daylight savings time is on or off right now, I just know that ""fall back"" means it's dark at 5-fucking-30 right now and we need to abolish that." "@vexwerewolf he's good at staying in the shadows quick, clean kills" Correction: You've never SEEN The Count drink blood https://t.co/Q8Co38hknu Makes sense https://t.co/ItQwrqeCDa "I assume it's kinda like the whole ""They can't enter your house unless you invite them in"" thing. People really into rituals thought of it. https://t.co/bd8UeHTjne" The Count used to be a normal vampire until people spilled too much shit in front of him and he just never stopped counting stuff TECNICALLY The Count is MORE CANON than MOST vampires you know "it just occurred to me that the count from sesame street isn't just a pun on like ""count dracula"" but that vampires compulsively count grains of rice if you spill a bunch of it in front of them" how on earth did you spend 63 MILLION dollars on this wtf I've never had a youtube recommendation cater so specifically to my needs before https://t.co/YCraVvfJ6l "yeah sure Trump ""shouldn't"" force them to drag him from the white house, but in all seriousness it's the one choice he'll make in four years that I would've hoped for" omg the idea that we might actually see Trump escorted from the white house in cuffs is making my nipples hard "@GeekyPug87 If it wasn't for the fact that they've been uploading to it like crazy for a month now out of nowhere I'd say ""quietly canceled but they like to joke that he lost the password"" is the real story and yet" I guess there really SHOULD be a word that includes motorcycles and bicycles but I'm sorry bicycle isn't that. "@IcyWitch35 And if you mean he's mentioned forgetting the password before the recent Sonic animation video where he mentions it again, I'm betting it's not a joke lol" "@IcyWitch35 I mean at the very least he like, forgot the channel existed. Why stop uploading for 3 years, then upload TONS out of nowhere, all while planting this joke seed in an unrelated video on a different channel that you forgot the password?" "He realizes he still hadn't remembered the passwords in this video, btw. That's why the last 4 weeks your subscriptions have been flooded with Game Grumps clips lol https://t.co/lolkBEfEOp" "It was a motorcycle and like half the bumper of a car next to it there were zero motorcycles I clicked ""skip"" but I was mad there was no ""I literally can't do that""" "Earlier I encountered a Google ""I am not a robot"" test where they gave me a picture of a motorcycle and asked me to find all the bicycles" I don't know why that's so fucking funny to me I just learned that the reason Game Grumps' Grump Out YouTube channel didn't update for 3 years is because Arin lost the password for it and only found it again 4 weeks ago omg @StebMcDreb The smart child actors are the ones that get out of acting before Hollywood ruins their lives. UNLESS their name is either DiCaprio or Howard "@StebMcDreb I thought the story was Charlie became a pig farmer? Either way though, if that is her, it's interesting the field of work she went into lol" WHAAAAAAT HOW DEEP DOES THIS MYSTERY GO??? https://t.co/5RZOQIYvxT @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe OMG EXCITE!!! 💕💕💕 @synthentacle @miraleaps I don't remember off the top of my head and am hoping @miraleaps does lol Anyway I'm just gonna headcanon that this character is a trans girl and I suggest everyone else does the same That's true! Though I'm pretty sure this is a happy coincidence? https://t.co/EFqSvDK6kI ... why is the girl competing against The Wizard in the movie The Wizard setting off my transdar? https://t.co/ukgaIGrQXn @RanatokiParalax @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak Heck yes you should! @RanatokiParalax @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak OMG you're gonna be there too??? I mean I was gonna go regardless but seeing so many friends there is gonna be awesome! 😭💕💕💕 @mode_view gosh 💕 @mode_view literally laughed out loud at this "@CoraSolera4217 No but you don't understand, spontaneous human combustion was like, a thing that was talked about at least as often as aliens and big foot and yet no one talks about it anymore lol" I feel like growing up in the 90's watching weird tv specials prepared me for a world in which spontaneous human combustion happens way more than it does @Whodith thank you for this important work @HaileyAdamsXXX @vexwerewolf hhhhhghhh 💦 @vexwerewolf @HaileyAdamsXXX I think the 3 of us should definitely have some fun next time you're in the states hehe @vexwerewolf @HaileyAdamsXXX good now we're even cutie~ 😘 @OzmaRacc can't wait to try~ @OzmaRacc why it's a cute raccoon chair! just what I needed~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG THAT'S PERFECT @HaileyAdamsXXX @vexwerewolf yes Daddy >////<💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @vexwerewolf hfhhhhhfgg I shivered reading that >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX @vexwerewolf wait a second I have hands don't I? that makes 5! @HaileyAdamsXXX @vexwerewolf hfghdhfgghhdfh yes p-plz >/////< @vexwerewolf I got a hole specifically for one! :P aw hell yeah take me to the d zone https://t.co/HpckI5fDxn @MadeleineCroll oooooh yeah I have that too but that kicked in early on in my transition lol @Monicaaaaaah OMG SO BIG 😍 @jeri_claire Right now it's my hands but hands get tired lol @MadeleineCroll I get so horny on it too RIP @jeri_claire OH yeah I plug mine in at LEAST every other session lol the horror of having the batteries die mid-session is 😱😱😱 @jeri_claire that too lol @blaze_casual it's so frustrating but I can't hate it lolololol "well, I'm exaggerating a BIT it's more like immediately afterward my brain gets flooded with chemicals that make me wanna cuddle someone REALLY BAD but then like 3 minutes later I'm horny again lol" "my only limit appears to be like, fatigue and hydration lol" combination of HRT plus having a vulva leading to mind-shattering orgasms with the right vibrating toy but then immediately afterward still being horny is the best/worst 😭🥵💕💦 @FoxyChewToy gosh how generous of you~ :3 @penelope_zone hey cutie~ 😘 @SlutRobo I DO have a pair of leggings that really accentuate my ass 🤔 @HaileyAdamsXXX good~ 😘 now taking offers for volunteer faces to be my new chair~ @blogconyst (it was so hot thank you! 🥵) @Grey_IsTrue @BVDGRRL @lakehund @Suborak YESSSSS @BVDGRRL @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak OMG OMG OMG YOU GO TO DENFUR TOO WE NEED TO HANG OUT 💕💕💕 @Gerkuman VEERY YES 😍 maybe this progesterone is bringing even more bonus changes 😍 put on a pair of panties and I swear my ass and thighs feel bigger >.> @BVDGRRL I KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT @blogconyst hdgfhdjghdg 💦 "@sqwrrkpon sorry, too much pressure to think of something on the spot" @sqwrrkpon dsfhgdhh >////> @blogconyst hghghh y-you think so? >.< @ArtregalOR @SlutRobo She's an inch taller than even me! :3 @sqwrrkpon hhhhghhhg th-the second option sounds too hot oh no >/////< @sqwrrkpon hhhghh 😳💦 @sqwrrkpon gosh what's involved with those choices? @sqwrrkpon 👀👀👀 @CatkinsLap I think a healthy portion of everyone's responses involves at least a bit of self image @SlutRobo awwww heck 😳💕 "@SlutRobo I'm ignoring the height aspect because A) no heights listed and B) I have to, I'm trans. I'm tragically 5'11""" @blogconyst would love to show you sometime~ "B with smaller tits, but F is SUCH goals 😍" @JenApparently Mine arrived yesterday and I too was a little weirded out by the box lol At least the figure herself is better @PrissyOrcGF oh boy I love doughnuts! 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF OMG YOU ARE!!! I wanna be F so bad 😭 @TrexPushups I JUST NOTICED THE SHIRT OMG [nsfw] transition goals tbh @TrexPushups i'm JUST saying my face would look nice between them~ 😘 @TrexPushups nice thighs 👀 @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak The hero we need 💕 @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak Colorado furries are the bests omg @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak OMG YES "@Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak Oh I thought the venue for RMFC was okay (though too be fair I was basically stuck to my table selling my art so I didn't see much of it lol), but better is of course better lol Hopefully I'll be able to see you there!" @lakehund @Grey_IsTrue @Suborak My first and only furry con was Rocky Mountain Fur Con (RIP) back in I think 2016? I've been a furry for years but going to a con was such a wonderful experience. Hope I can experience it again in 2021! @joelax9 @damnyouwillis Ernie is either REALLY getting into bathtime or Bert had finally Had Enough @Grey_IsTrue @lakehund @Suborak I cannot fucking wait to go to my first DenFur as soon as it's safe "@HaileyAdamsXXX You're gonna have EIGHT cats when you move in hehe (The five you know, plus we're watching over a sixth for a friend, plus we're adopting two new kittens soon...)" when kitties sleep with their paws covering their faces like if you agree 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/9h8vIfdsb2 @SlayZeKyriarchy @olivebrinker @KatiKnitt @upandoutcomic My phone is merely a year old so maybe that's why? "@olivebrinker @KatiKnitt @upandoutcomic I don't understand phones, I have an Android??? https://t.co/QS9dBLPHnC" @Azure_Husky I wanted to get a septum piercing last summer 😭😭😭 @Monicaaaaaah oh! oh! me!!! "@Jachra @AnaMardoll ""Not seeking joke answers"" Come on" @Knockout_Kat @bencjenkins I love it @MommyBlakesFeet 😳😳😳💕 @RhymesWithSheRa I didn't see it or I forgot sorry >.< @discworldian @CallifraxYT Nah he's said trans women can't be women for years now. You might've been thinking that. @FrillyHyena @mode_view I have some confidence covid will be under control next year 💕 meme edition https://t.co/5Mh8zivD9t Huh. Interesting! https://t.co/H2bcmnFHFw "Why does the coin say ""THE CRAZY ONES""?" @RanatokiParalax @StrawbraryCami I agree! @SnortingEstrace The death cult isn't really relevant to whether or not he'll face consequences. But him being a former president? Yeah maybe. Sounds like even other GOP members are sick of his shit tho "@Valghiota @SnortingEstrace I'm pretty sure the president has to live here, yeah" @SnortingEstrace And that one director pedophile whose name escapes me (since I also mentioned fleeing the country) @SnortingEstrace So is Harvey Weinstein @mode_view @FrillyHyena It's an orgy lol 💕 @SnortingEstrace Post-consequence for the president Guess what he won't be in January @mode_view I'm willing to be a volunteer subject @SnortingEstrace That's assuming he won't be arrested or flee the country @SydSny1776 I don't understand how it could be but as a white person I'm the last one anyone should be consulting "@StrawbraryCami just, um, that was nice thank you >.> 💕" "@SydSny1776 Gotcha I could see how it might be a slur, but I don't feel comfortable saying it is or isn't. I mean I'm fat but like, I dunno I don't mind if others feel it's a slur I guess?" @StrawbraryCami but! but! >.< @SydSny1776 I didn't say it was a slur? @StrawbraryCami HGGFFJJHFDDDH 😳😳😳 l-look we could still try >/////> @mode_view hhhhhhh 😳💕💦 This metaphor works perfectly without the fatphobia wtf @StrawbraryCami I wish I still had balls because I just thought of a great joke @TransArachnia I think it's safe to say Biden has this in the bag @mode_view I love this tweet holy shit 💕 god please just let me cum https://t.co/xlXcQ3fPo2 Comic books are super gay and I love it @QueenStodge I believe that's just called lifting lol @viragoergosum Omg I love her! "I knew about like, that one trans character in Sandman, but I'm still surprised (in the best way!) that a trans woman was creating trans characters for DC in the early 90's" "@AnaMardoll It's depressingly consistent. It's gone from ""Well he's the president!"" to ""He's only the president for another few months and we're sick of this."" It's frustrating but I can't say I don't abstractly understand why they're acting like this." @Doc_Wolverine @OhHeyMonsterBoy pee is FAR tastier @Respectful_Succ @AmazonChique They technically have a film studio called Allspark lol I am just now finding out about this character and I need to read Doom Patrol https://t.co/0ZgwZnxSur "If Twitter can ban trans people for years-old tweets, guess what we should all be doing the afternoon of the 20th?" "@Respectful_Succ @AmazonChique If we're just talking about movies, Hasbro's track record is pretty shit. And yeah the FiM movies are good but they come from a good show :P" "@trgrrl god, same fucks me up sometimes" @sapphixy I was only 13 at the time and I shriveled reading this too @OzmaRacc @ULupae gotcha lol 💕 @StopTweetingMia look there ARE hot trans women that don't get involved with middle school drama! like you for instance 💕 @OzmaRacc @ULupae Kobe? Like it's cool if I don't get it but I don't wanna lie and say I do lol @Doc_Wolverine (and he's hot) @Doc_Wolverine look I just think it's fucking funny "@OzmaRacc @ULupae I um, didn't understand any of this lol I'm aware of the Paul is dead thing and that Ringo is still alive. Still don't get it?" @maegodhavemercy GLOWUUUUUUP 💕💕💕💕 @StopTweetingMia having massive mommy milkers is our curse to bear 😔 @mode_view Thank you! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh thank you Daddy >////> 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @blogconyst HECK >.> I might be more of an Arcee gal but this top is still on brand 💕✨ https://t.co/dXumA4RvD4 "@Evitron You didn't come off as anything bad, it's okay 💕" @avyjae @JenApparently I thought so at first but I think that's highlights. Like light hitting the bottle. tag yourself i'm robotnik playing hockey @JenApparently And Bush's legal team had a guy named fuckin Captain Cold on it! @BVDGRRL gosh how can I refuse such a cutie 😳💕 @Evitron I'm aware "@retronouns I just see it as a celebration of shattering gender expectations, but yeah one could totally only view that through a crossdressing lens. Clearly that's what O'Brien intended." @miss_nikola Honestly if you can't make your makeup run from sucking dick WHAT'S 👏 EVEN 👏 THE 👏 POINT @Doc_Wolverine I mean Trump got covid at the BEGINNING of October so maybe Word of the Quarter? 🤔 "@ArtregalOR I haven't read the books but my ex was super into them and we saw the movie together. I'm told by her the sequel involves Ender convincing people to have sympathy for the bug aliens? Like you know, ""We shouldn't hate them because they're different""???" "@retronouns I give Rocky Horror a heavy ""it was the 70's"" pass. I still do, but you're probably right in that its issues aren't just that." Imagine making Rocky Horror and thinking it's JUST about crossdressing. Death of the Author needs to exist because authors don't know shit about shit. @its_ryles EXACTLY "@MaiaFranklyn Yes Pete Best is Venus de Milo, aka Kevin Eastman's favorite character That's a sentence I sure just wrote" Didn't he fucking write Rocky Horror? Co-wrote or whatever? This is like finding out Orson Scott Card is a homophobe. Like how can you make THAT art and also be THAT way??? @AbyKwet thanks but no thanks Anyway Rocky Horror doesn't hold up but it was very formidable for me personally so all I'll say is it's a shame Riff Raff fucking died I could keep going In just seven days I can make you a man DO NOT ask for/to be a woman though It's astounding His time is fleeting Madness takes its toll @BruckeHarmony They look completely different? I don't know what else to say I didn't even mean to put them in 80's theme song order I was honestly trying to figure out which Beatle was which turtle lol "From left to right: Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo" @hmsnofun THIS CANNOT STAND @sextoyspolitics I was 13 >.> @lewdB00P @transnami Not from the cis @Doc_Wolverine It's true! @SixoTF Now I'm upset that he doesn't @AyrenTheWolf WHAT >.> "@CoraSolera4217 I only got to play for like, maybe aa few weeks? Then I got interested in some other game and before I knew it the servers were shut down. I'd still love it if people resurrected it. I just wouldn't use the chat at all if chuds did it." @CoraSolera4217 I just remember the exhilaration of zooming through the air and then smoothly transforming and landing on my feet without losing any momentum. SO GOOD. @CoraSolera4217 The transforming in that game felt SO GOOD "Even if I can't have the multiplayer back, I CAN relive some of that game... And hell I never beat FoC... https://t.co/st9QZhAHuI" @CoraSolera4217 UGH I MISS IT SO MUCH "@ShasFaiz There's been several Transformers that served both sides, but Punch/Counterpunch is probably the most famous." "If I recall correctly the colors would swap back if you fired a gun or got hit, but I THINK there was an additional perk that removed one of those penalties?" I miss War for Cybertron multiplayer. The Scientist class had a perk at a fairly high level wherein you could switch colors to pretty convincingly pretend to be from the other side and sneak up on people. Early on barely anyone played Scientist so I got the drop on a lot of ppl. @Lynntendo64 Taco Fried Hut @TheCrystalStorm @MagsVisaggs at the VERY least it's the hottest answer @Mumford_98 @NoraReed @caraesten okay but same "@JessicaCyboid Probably, but I'm riding this high because it might be the highest high 2020 has given me" @StargirlSednira Biden is looking like he'll win. @Yuroshai YUP https://t.co/Ogkf3lvaXH "What's this feeling? Joy? Can't be, it's 2020, I thought we killed joy" @CelticAnarchy The schadenfreude is... just... https://t.co/9Kjzl4ur2g "If I'm not mistaken, continuing the count after Biden has PA won't help Trump, but pretty much everything he's demanded after election day wouldn't help him either, so," "If PA goes to Biden today, watch ass Trump switches from ""STOP THE COUNT"" to ""DON'T STOP THE COUNT."" It's going to hilarious." @StrawbraryCami Real talk though I hope she gets that estrogen. I'm betting it'll work wonders @HaileyAdamsXXX @SteampunkPenny Seriously we're really gonna get rolling fast on this. Next week we start doing stuff if I'm not mistaken! @ann_arcana Jack seemed to be on a loop where all he'd give me is the costume so I stopped giving him my candy. This is so much more complicated than it needs to be. I just want spooky wallpaper and carpets and stuff "@ann_arcana Wait so the ONLY stuff to get on Halloween night is the costume pieces and the carriage??? Where's the bed, the wardrobe, the vanity, the chairs that aren't simply pumpkin stumps???" "@BVDGRRL Wild, right?" "Not only do we not get what we want and need, both sides will act as if those things are threats or insults or something I don't know the word for this feeling but it's awful and confusing and kinda funny honestly? like if the stakes weren't so high?" "It's an especially soul-crushing level of gaslighting where Republicans are like ""Biden is a socialist who wants to ban fracking!"" and Democrats are like ""We're focusing too much on trans people!"" and me & everyone I know is just sitting here going can ANY of that be true please" @goodnarratorgen fucking right??? "Oh, also: - If it's so easy why aren't Republicans doing it too" @transscribe I just don't understand this logic. Did I miss some big pro-trans policies Democrats were pushing? "Democrats have never been this devious and never will be, but if we found out that they were somehow manufacturing votes to cheat a win like Trump & friends think: - Good - Fantastic, actually - They should do this more - Republicans cheat harder and are fascist allies" @deathpigeon He's running an old plan that required that the red mirage was way more substantial than this. It's pathetic. "Plus like, Biden's in the fucking lead, wtf is he doing" "It's true that most years we have this counted and settled without about a day, but there's no magical mechanism that enforces that, especially when there's record numbers of mail-in ballots. If there's still still that came in on time and needs to be counted, we count it." "You know honestly I wouldn't put it past him to actually believe in his heart of hearts that those two things are actually the exact same thing. Thank god he's not in charge of counting the votes, then." "This is such a ridiculously transparent shell game the president is trying to play. No votes that came in after election day are being counted! But he's just hoping you don't notice he's conflating ""came in after election day"" with ""still needs to be counted after election day""" @Pr0t0thePissed That's cool but then my response is straight up I don't want to play this for 3 fucking years lol This is a strategy that was planned back when everyone thought the red mirage preceding the blue wave was going to be MUCH more substantial. But now it's just pathetic. "Like the most you could claim is the ballots they're counting now are somehow invalid. But like, fucking how? How on earth could you possibly know that? ""Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"" The gig is up, chief." @Kamenspider are the tf police like the horny police @ARCTIC_ST0RM I'm personally relieved during the extremely rare moments where all we have to collect are 3 of the same Seeker mold rather than 6+ :P @ARCTIC_ST0RM *post mortem "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Because like, why not color Blitzwing like Blitzwing? He's a really odd outlier. But retconning him into anyone BUT Starscream means you can have a Bumblebee 2 where Starscream has a bigger role." "@ARCTIC_ST0RM I'd really love a most mortem on Bumblebee one day. I want to know what was up with Blitzwing. I think the original plan for the movie being a prequel & not a reboot meant that Blitzwing WAS Starscream, then they made the Cybertron scenes to make it a reboot." "@privvytronic I mean of all the Nintendo IPs, AC makes the most sense to make a live service. It's kinda fun in some ways but I agree it's annoying in others." "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Not to be a big stickler about this (I preordered him anyway) but the ""white/grey"" on Starscream is clearly brushed metal here. Not that I wanted chrome or anything but maybe aa darker shade of grey?" @somedumbbinch You had no way of knowing it's okay "@privvytronic I sympathize with the need to carefully balance it. If you can minmax everything super hard, suddenly people are done with the game in weeks, and I agree with the idea that this is a game that should last for at LEAST a single year. But at the same time, it's frustrating." Wait maybe I misunderstood this. Maybe I need to stay dressed up as Jack so villagers will more readily give me candy? This might be a bit easier than I thought. @somedumbbinch My sister's ex husband had a really awful mom whose house was like that and I can't shake the association "This is already an annoyance because unlike Christmas where a lot of people (myself included) enjoy having decorations up until new years, Halloween becomes stale the DAY after! So like I get all this cool furniture that ideally I'm going to put away THE NEXT DAY" "The biggest issue here is that I have to presumably wait around for villagers to want candy. I cannot emphasize the level of ""fuck that"" I want to scream at the devs." How about you make it as easy for me to grind out all the furniture in one Halloween like you have in every previous game and then next year you add MORE furniture? Why do I have to be throttled? "Two problems with that: - I don't know if I'll be playing next year. I hope I am, but I might put it down in like January and never touch it again - Nintendo has a pattern of supporting software for about a year. If you're not putting in the work, why the fuck should I?" They do this shit presumably so people can't min-max/speedrun getting all the furniture. I imagine in the devs' mind the ideal player doesn't get to have every piece of Halloween furniture in one session of Halloween. Come back next year! "I just want my goddamn Halloween furniture. I live for this in every Animal Crossing, god" Can't just give him candy! Have to give candy to OTHER villagers (but only when they want candy!) so they can hopefully give you BETTER candy to then give to Jack I have been putting off doing Halloween in Animal Crossing because they made giving candy to Jack such a massive pain this time around. @deathpigeon Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @SonicFox not even gonna follow him back smdh @Speed_Freak01 I only have the box set and every year I don't get the rest of those figures I panic slightly lol @somedumbbinch @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX I lived in Orlando for like 6 months but I didn't have a car so if there's Whataburger there I didn't have a lot of freedom to find it lol some BODY once told me I'm not taking a Twitter break now! I was talking about trying to take a week long break when and only when we're certain Trump is out of office and not a day sooner @mode_view I can't really do anything about that. Just know that that's not the case. @Agustuski Not taking a break now lol @somedumbbinch @StrawbraryCami @HaileyAdamsXXX I've only ever lived in Colorado and California. No Whataburger there 😔 @NoraReed @caraesten it's such a good tweet @isthatyourmain hhi 😍 I mean there are nonbinary collectors too to be fair "Just a bunch of girls and like, Thew" @thelindsayellis They assume that the other side will cheat just like they would if the situation were reversed @Kitty_Kimz this is legit sexy "@HaileyAdamsXXX Proud of you for remembering Poof, that was years after I stopped watching" @messiarchy THAT'S THE THEME THAT WAS PLAYING IN MY HEAD WHEN I WROTE THAT LOL @SnortingEstrace me myself and Irene "Alvin, Simon, Theodore" @SnortingEstrace checks out @notwaving @cassie_complex That's a picture of the man who created 4chan @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX YES @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch omg omg omg omg I wanna road trip with you so much Daddy!!! @innesmck You guess correctly lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I've never had Whataburger >.> @sillygaymiria sounds kinda hot help I can't stop laughing at this @somedumbbinch LOVE HER @nyaaABDL naaaah you can fit way more pee in there @trgrrl I am a chronic user of bird site @trgrrl listen that's a Good Tweet @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes plz! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddy I wanna try your cooking so bad! @HaileyAdamsXXX @blogconyst Sasha is wonderful 💕 @maxcapacity_ I think it has to do with how they attach the cardstock to the metal @maxcapacity_ I don't think it's a dumb question. Apparently people have tried everything and nothing works. "@Tarukai788 Which would be neat, but I wonder if it would stay flat?" https://t.co/cnq5bX8hGP like SOMETHING'S gotta give right "So I know it's been determined that there's no way to flatten out a curved foil Magic card because of the way they're manufactured, but I'm curious what would happen if you tried to flatten one with a hydraulic press" @CoraSolera4217 @OrionPax4217 It was weird too because we were RIGHT in the middle of DMing @XylariaAD @OrionPax4217 I'm pretty careful about threats. Hopefully careful enough :/ @XylariaAD @OrionPax4217 I would search for terms to delete but I'm not sure what. I AM very careful about what I say but I sometimes skirt the line. love too find queer community on a hellsite that at any moment can disappear people My really good friend @OrionPax4217's account just got suspended wtf :/ @TheMoonbase2 Is that... Machinedramon? @IncomingMagnus @SixArmedSweater lol nearly every TF collector I know aren't boys @dour Again? @SixArmedSweater @ikksnay @SteampunkPenny @TenaciousRanch That's why you gotta be tenacious! @StebMcDreb hhghfhhhh 😳😍💕 @StebMcDreb hhhghhhg you're almost certainly right >////< @StebMcDreb am I to assume I'm one of the three D:< (and I still need to read it lol) your friendly reminder that Transformers x MLP is the greatest crossover event in history https://t.co/ibkAGBNUMu @StebMcDreb hhey >.> @Yuroshai Exactly. "@ikksnay @SteampunkPenny @TenaciousRanch yeah Nick Cage starts an alpaca ranch out in the country with his family, and one of the minor complaints I heard about the movie is the starting premise is too silly lol" @blogconyst Same! You're really awesome and sweet 💕💕💕 @cassie_complex https://t.co/mBRVyRqiKx @About4otters So cute I couldn't not follow! "@notwaving @FraserJStephen @ThirteenLady @cassie_complex lol I'm not a fucking Liberal, I'm a Leftist But I blocked them so it's moot" "@blogconyst It's not going to be for a little while, but thank you 💕" "@QueenStodge I can never remember, is Punch the blue one? Because if so, I think same" "@QueenStodge I have the Prime Wars one already and yeah, one of each for me as well lol" @zenocoyote It's true! 😍😍😍 "@QueenStodge Yeah he's definitely going on my Decepticon shelf, much like how I put Animated Longarm on the Autobot side lol" "I hopefully don't need to add that while I started using Twitter to keep tabs on Trump, I'm STAYING on Twitter because of all the wonderful friends I made 💕💕💕" "@mode_view Again, it'd only be for a week. And I'll give a huge heads up when I do! And of course share other ways to contact me 💕" "Ugh, I hate how brunch-esque this sounds" Might wait until January just to be safe "Given that I start using Twitter regularly in early 2017 mainly to keep track of how Trump was going to fuck me over next, I think soon I might try to take at least a week off Twitter. Please understand I haven't had a Twitter break in over 3 years." Okay yeah I'm gonna build here https://t.co/v0qBfNVyTB @LexiEsque absolute best! "@TristyNoone Yeah... I guess the alternative is so, so much worse. I gotta keep that in mind." @OzmaRacc wow same~ "@TristyNoone @SwiftAusterity I'm MOSTLY joking, but I almost wouldn't put it past him" "@TristyNoone We're definitely in the better of two timelines, for sure. Though that in itself is depressing." dude you were tricked by borat @OzmaRacc Why search for it when you can do it with a cutie like me~ @Knockout_Kat Same! obama: yes we can biden: should we really tho? "@theogrin They get temporary victories kinda, and Mrs. Bluth if I recall comes out fairly unscathed most of the time, but in general, their arrested development (ha!) keeps them from winning." @BryanLoeper If Obama wasn't capable of that kind of thing Biden sure as fuck isn't @theogrin They're definitely bad people but they rarely end up on top. It's sort of like in Always Sunny (although who the fuck knows given that what we need is another lockdown where people are PAID to stay at home and that probably would require cooperation from McConnell huh) hey at least covid getting under control under biden is likely silver linings "talk about sucking the joy out of the moment couldn't even let us have one afternoon thinking things could be better, huh? your opponents treat you as an enemy and are counting on you not doing the same" "@theogrin So like if you mean ""realistic"" in that it takes place in a setting that's basically indistinguishable from the real world with characters (if not perhaps premises) that could conceivably exist, and you didn't like that, then yeah I'd say Parks & Rec is similar" @theogrin You think Arrested Development is realistic? @mladyssilverfox *shivers and pukes a bit* "@TheCoolestUhhhh I don't remember details I just remember knowing I should put him in the box labeled ""not great"" in my mind" @MaiaFranklyn Horrifically no @MaiaFranklyn It's a comedy which helps but kinda lol "Leslie Knope having the hots for our weird vice president in like 2012: Funny, maybe a bit endearing? Leslie Knope having the hots for our president: Less funny, more predictable. And then like, you know... Louis CK, Chris Pratt, Aziz Ansari..." god parks & recs episodes are so much weirder in 2020 @AyrenTheWolf I'm curious? "@Nickle4aPickle Anyway that was like a million years ago, point is I'm blessedly a lesbian finally lol" "@Nickle4aPickle TO BE FAIR my memory is cloudy enough that I don't actually remember if I heard it or I heard a story from your husband about it and he was the one who heard it Because if it was me, was I like, spending the night at your apartment? Maybe we played a board game and it went late?" "anyway the only parts of a Biden presidency I'm looking forward to are A) he's not an overt fascist (doesn't magically make things better but it's not nothing either), and B) he'll handle covid better anything else I'm expecting to be disappointed" "turn down the temperature, eh? https://t.co/wyyBreLboC" "@Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis Kinda, but our country makes no sense so it doesn't bother me lol" "@Nickle4aPickle Ah, sapphic, but not a lesbian. That's valid too! She uh, had loud sex with her girlfriend. And listen, I'm a screamer too but it left an Impression is all >.> And gosh, ravage the countryside? Maybe I'm a cuddly Tyrannitar! :P" People are misunderstanding me. I don't care that these chuds will be bothered by this. I care that Biden being barely even a Liberal plus Mitch McConnell doing the shit he did under Obama meaning four years of nothing getting done means Trump can come back. "@captain_narava Who, Trump? He can run again, unfortunately." @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis Okay yeah but we don't call it two governments :P @SwiftAusterity Watch as Biden pardons him lol "@Nickle4aPickle Also the fifth of November was the day after election day 2008, and I KNOW we hung out around then. I remember we found out who won by someone running down the halls going ""OBAMAAAAAAA""" "@Nickle4aPickle Yeah couldn't remember if it was your roommate or his, but I remember there being a lesbian and I was just constantly thinking ""GODDESS I wish that were me"" I was very much a Pupitar lol" @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis We have more than one government? "It's gonna be four years of Trump, Fox News, and hell probably Mitch McConnell screaming about a stolen election isn't it" @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis Probably but I'm not an expert. I will say these results are coming in much faster than I was prepared for. I was expecting much worse. "@Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis It's because we started as multiple colonies and just kept building on top of that idea. I think some respects we were barely considered really ""united"" until after the Civil War." "@vexwerewolf (To clarify, I'm anti-3rd party VOTING. I'm for parties other than Democrats & Republicans, god am I ever, but with a winner take all voting style, it mathematically leads to two parties every time, then anyone left of center is potentially fucking us over by voting 3rd party)" "@Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis It's complicated. Different laws in different areas are why I can smoke weed where I live, and it's also why voting is so easy in the state I live. I can't say it's all bad, but yes it's definitely confusing." @vexwerewolf No one arguing not to vote third party would say they don't want the OTHER side to not vote third party. I'm anti-third party until we have ranked choice voting but I'll gladly support any person who normally votes republican to vote third party. @theogrin @vexwerewolf If he lasts that long @Nickle4aPickle That was my comment! I have a faint memory of watching it with you! And maybe that lesbian roommate of yours who did a fucking number on my trans shell lemme tell you lol "@Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis It's not that there's NO early voting, it's just that it's different everywhere and I'm not gonna memorize it all lol. Colorado, where I live, is one of like 4 states that automatically mails you a ballot early and you just mail that in. It should be that way everywhere." @miss_nikola I say this almost every day about myself!!! it's a travesty!!! @Nickle4aPickle lol nevermind I misread your reply and then misremembered lol @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis Not if people didn't or couldn't vote early. Takes a couple days for letters to deliver. Plus our postal service is being intentionally gutted my republicans. @vapeorwaves In this one instance at least I'd be overjoyed to see that "@Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis I'm trying to explain to you that no, it's not normal lol" "@hmsnofun it's like poetry, it rhymes" @vapeorwaves I can never understand the electoral college bullshit but I hope you're right Okay totally fair but I feel like these people don't know that lol https://t.co/dWdC2rUgnd @hmsnofun @ann_arcana creamy donut holes 🥰 "@cassie_complex Yeah that's a phrasing I wanna say is um, let's go with ""extremely white""?" @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis I already have no nuts! 🥰 @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis This year there's an unprecedented number of mail-in ballots tho @Helix_the_Fox @NewGenderWhoDis Some years we know the night of. Other years it's the next day. Technically it isn't set in stone until late November I think? But this stuff is usually easy to predict to such a degree that most years we know quickly. """Our guy is ahead, stop the counting now!"" is a bad look to uhhhhhh literally everyone that isn't a Trump diehard?" In what universe do these people live in that this is anything but demanding an unfair election? At least in 2000 there were hanging chads and whatnot so you could at least pretend your concern was with people counting individual votes wrong. "@NewGenderWhoDis Still, this is better than what was predicted, which was an early lead for Trump. Gonna be the good kinda edging where we're allowed to cum 🥰" "@NewGenderWhoDis It's too early to call but like, part of the reason is we're waiting on mail in ballots to be counted and overwhelmingly those are going to be blue? Like I might've missed something but I feel like cumming is definitely in order." @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view It's for a worthy cause! @tinybird420 @Anarchohoodism He was on the ballot in Colorado at least. Other places too I hear @AyrenTheWolf I'd let her pride my rock 😍 @futanarchy omg congrats!!! so happy for you!!! 💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM This was all in the span of like two days back in October out of nowhere @QuestForTori I don't know but I kinda like their moxy @QueenStodge @ARCTIC_ST0RM Beaten by seconds lol https://t.co/YfDEVjbuhG "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Don't forget about the Paradron Medics pack! It was set for December, then they pushed it up to early October, then back to late October, then back to December again lol" @ButtGoblin666 omg you don't say https://t.co/uvj82JNbrA @ARCTIC_ST0RM Amazon release dates aren't to be trusted anymore @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view saaaaaaame! @vexwerewolf interesting that we've both been off 4ch*n for about as long lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view oh yeah you're my lesbian daddy lol like boys are okay but it would feel very different if you were a boy to me @NewGenderWhoDis Hell yeah congrats girl!!! Gosh my legal name change is coming up on two years now and I still have yet to change my gender legally >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view Same for me on both counts @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX cute :3 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX But I have an oral fixation too! I literally suck my fingers to stim! "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Basically. But for me it was also more subconscious? So it's hard to put into words, looking back. It's easier for me to define it with what I know now. I know it's because I needed to be a girl." @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Btw one of my most obvious signs of dysphoria in hindsight was my inability to imagine myself in sexual situations that I otherwise found really hot. Just saying. @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Hot! "@hmsnofun Actually forget my previous comment, I get what you're saying" @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX I misunderstood lol I thought you meant make me cum going down on you But honestly we're probably gonna try so many positions lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch hhggffdhhhgff but I'd surely cum then! >.< @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgggghh I've never cum that way but I am really sensitive >.> @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh that sounds lovely 😍 "@ARCTIC_ST0RM look I'm mainly in this for Maccadam, these are bonus toys as far as I'm concerned lol" @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh and two sources of cum to swallow! 😳 @LeafTilde listen you and I are on the same wavelength here I get it @anothernoclue awwww thank you! @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch also hot 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch jealous! >.< @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view It's true! "As someone who collected all 900 korok poops I disagree with that last bit, but otherwise, yeah this sums up my feelings really well lol https://t.co/wEbNwPnUpP" "The definition of a 9/10 for me, and I'm still not sure why it didn't make it to 10. I highly recommend it, but as a lifelong Zelda fan I'm left wanting." @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes it would! :3 Gotta compare results for science! @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss unf 🥵💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX It'll be such a good stress reliever! @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX I sincerely love them more than 2 person sex hehe "@HaileyAdamsXXX I like to think 4 counts, but 5+ is definitely a confirmed orgy! Looks like Biden is winning which could mean covid is under control in less than a year? Orgy plans are possible lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX YAAAAAAY I love orgies!!! ^w^ @NewGenderWhoDis HOLY HECK EMMA THEY LOOK SO GOOD 😍😍😍 @vexwerewolf oh shit is this an ND thing? I have this problem too @tfwiki Half of these listings were sold out before you tweeted this lol @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhfdhgdfhhh yes Daddy pleeeeease 😭💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX and I have such willing holes for you too! 😫 @TFJoeBot1 extra exclusivi! @excogs accurate @transkittykiss @nixie_pink Wow and I thought my getting GRS just over 3 years after coming out was fast lol @PrissyOrcGF Yes you do! 😍 @trgrrl magnetar sounds like a Pokémon @elle_oftheball I know :P "Doesn't mean he can't still steal the election, of course. It's just that this is way more of an uphill battle for him." "The silver lining right now is the prediction was Trump would have a notable lead early on and so if he could make them stop counting votes he'd win. Seems like he doesn't have that lead right now, though. That's honestly a bit exciting." @MsBdUnicorn @KladdaghReviews They didn't direct it but they were closely involved with the production. I think their official titles were producers and writers? @SnortingEstrace I voted for wolves! Hope they win! @HardSundae HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS SO HORNY AND SO WHOLESOME OMG 💕💕💕💕 @HardSundae gggghhhg this is too hot nnnghh "If you shove me to the ground into a puddle, even if it was an honest accident, it's your job to be better and to show it to me and everyone else you shoved. It's not up to me to assume it was an honest mistake. I'm going to assume malicious intent because of fucking course I am." "And hey, I'm probably wrong about some of them. Some Trump voters might be wonderful, caring people. But you voted for Trump. You, yes YOU made my life and the lives of my loved ones measurably worse. It's not my job to assume the best in you." "So it's not even a ""fuck you got mine"" attitude for the majority of them. So I can't even grant you that. I can't even grant you the ""well, I guess they ended up on top so if I was a selfish prick like them I'd understand maybe"" Y'all just fucked up. Even for you. That's on you" "And it's not like the majority of republican voters benefit at all from republican politicians controlling their lives, expect perhaps giving them more of a pass to be soulless, racist husks pretending to be human." "Trump is especially bad in a number of ways, but if you vote republican at all you're a heartless fucking monster, full stop. You're a fucking adult like the rest of us. We figured this shit out, you can too. It's not our job to coddle you." "Actually people who voted for Trump in 2016 are also heartless ghouls and I'm not giving them a pass because ""they didn't know"" I fucking knew. Almost everyone I know did. But sure, people who voted for him in 2020 are even worse, I'll grant you that." @HardSundae hhhhhhhhhhh oh gosh 🥵 "@Ame0baRepublic Like you're right, I'm sorry for retweeting it" "@Ame0baRepublic So like, I un-retweeted the meme, but I can't untag myself from this" @StrawbraryCami HHHGF >/////> @Ame0baRepublic @PhilosophyTube Trump voters are also part of the electorate @StrawbraryCami https://t.co/X4RmzNpEmr FINALLY That was an ordeal x.x https://t.co/NMl3Cg9nSG @AyrenTheWolf @Cleofoxx @blogconyst @abrokentweeter @FrillyHyena hell yeah 😎 @Cleofoxx @blogconyst @abrokentweeter @FrillyHyena @AyrenTheWolf Always! :3 @blogconyst @abrokentweeter @FrillyHyena @AyrenTheWolf enough for a cuddle pile 👀 "Interesting that tomorrow is the fifth. Like imagine all the V for Vendetta memes we could tweet. It's been years since I watched, though, I can't imagine any part of that movie is relevant to today 👀" @jessfromonline I appreciate that his lead isn't massive at least @AyrenTheWolf hi hello I'm girls @P4ndora2 @SatanaKennedy hhhgghg t-true >//////> @SatanaKennedy This used to be me! Now I just get wet >.> LIAR LIAR PLANTS FOR HIRE https://t.co/yCLvRL8Rg5 @viragoergosum You can send me a picture in DMs okay? @viragoergosum I think I might be sleeping soon @viragoergosum not good @SnortingEstrace high is good @SnortingEstrace that does sound extremely you lol @SnortingEstrace 💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace no I mean worry about your safety! it's because I love you like a sister dammit D:< @SnortingEstrace I worry about you sometimes :/ @SnortingEstrace Please no @retronouns I'm 33! I mean yeah if we had high school babies we'd have adult kids but that's a stretch I feel @retronouns I thought you were my age? @the_nerd_skull We knew going into this we wouldn't have all the votes counted for days at best HELL YEAH WIN FOR PITTIES @CamisGoodBoy anyway in other news I just figured out the root words in anarchy because I am not a clever woman @CamisGoodBoy yeah we could call it... non-hierarchy! something like that @OtherverseG @Vosyline wait for real? @AnaMardoll @rosefox Thirded! @WhaleHorned Hopefully! HELL YES maybe Colorado can follow their lead one day 👀 man sometimes the progesterone slides so easily up my butt you'd think I'd be all clenched tonight of all nights @Vosyline Gotcha lol "@AyrenTheWolf I didn't think I did, but I'll look into it" @Vosyline wait did I seriously stop watching and climb into bed RIGHT BEFORE Chelsea showed up??? @AyrenTheWolf Nothing's showing up when I search for it? @hmsnofun Seriously thank you so much for the steam! It helped. Gonna try and fail to sleep now I think @AyrenTheWolf Where did you buy/download it? This stream has been a really nice thing to have on in the background. @hmsnofun that's such a good sign lol @hmsnofun @Vosyline https://t.co/WXbHH5zNSK @HaileyAdamsXXX I know! 😭💕💕💕 like i'm gonna be awake all night anyway may as well be orgasmic about it aw shit you know what would've been fun tonight? rolling on molly can't be stressed about an election if you love everything and everyone @hmsnofun CUTIE ON A CUTIE @Vosyline ALSO HI @Vosyline This is my first time watching? I'm here because @hmsnofun made a thread lol @hmsnofun Oh hey Twitch is somehow working! I don't know any of these people but this looks fun lol @hmsnofun exactly the way the founding fathers intended @SnortingEstrace layers and layers @A_Reborn_Wooloo @SwiftAusterity Always! @A_Reborn_Wooloo @SwiftAusterity Hypno glasses! @nyaakat honestly looks good enough to eat! :3 EEEEEEE THANK YOU @SwiftAusterity!!! 😍😍😍💕💕💕 Gotta find some batteries for this asap >.> https://t.co/LAZsIj4z0F @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/qTbWVSon3K @AyrenTheWolf Oh really? 👀 @Queer_Kara These look like full motion videos from some obscure PC point and click adventure from the 90's @clairenothere You mean Raising Cane's? I love that place! @QueenStodge Sleep well cutie 💕 @tinybird420 Yeah she's one of the harder ones. Just gotta outlast her! I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight haha @TransgurlTSB Oh that's still going on? 😳 @acvalens I dunno what I want you to say I just think your voice is really pretty 🥰 @acvalens TRUTH @critical_kitcat Pre-order Like I don't mind the delay at all I just want the system that allowed this very obvious lie to persist long past being believable to be fixed @somedumbbinch *whimpers* guess not >.< @somedumbbinch I wouldn't mind putting that in SEVERAL different holes >.> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SHIPPED YET https://t.co/vNZZ58YEyy @MrsStephinMerit uggggghhh The only medical professional I had to use a dilator in front of was a (cis) woman and I'm so thankful for that >.> "@stackedbimbo okay but like, shemale? that's the only one that doesn't turn me on I swear whoever invented it was trying to kill their libido" also watch as Trump starts making the first unconfirmed claims Top of the timeline on mobile. I like this. This is a thing people need to know. https://t.co/LMTUUpnGQt @hmsnofun Twitch rarely functions on my shitty internet but I might pop my head in later when our power's back on (ranch life! :V) "@CelticAnarchy that was an extremely unpleasant ""open for a surprise"" tweet" @AstroStella7 true 🥵 @lauralwen So they're definitely the same company but I don't know the full story. I thought I heard years ago that it was a case of Carl's Jr buying Hardees YOOOOOO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS MY FIRST QUINTUPLE KILL 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/bNptnIM99O @dronkus23 You know how he does that hand motion that looks like he's pulling scarves out of his nose? This is him coughing up a flag @AFinchWrites such a blessing 😍 @AFinchWrites hhhhhhgh g-goals 🥵 @AFinchWrites i agree @jamescobo @ParkerMolloy in a row? @ZucchinnaArt I LOVE that the explanation for the Decepticons being purple is Megatron just really likes that color It's a great color! @MrsStephinMerit 😍😍😍💦 @SwiftAusterity YES I should make a horror tribal deck 🤔 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX wow gay~ @Xhumed @SixArmedSweater Correct! @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I miss you both!!! @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I can't wait to snuggle you both 😭💕💕💕 @reallifecomics https://t.co/osHo9yH0e3 @LeafTilde hhggffdhhhgff!!! >/////< 💕💕💕 @Kamenspider it is! 😭💕 what's that? I'm extremely horny? must be stressed about something but what could it be 🤔🤔🤔 @LeafTilde what if i was goblin tho 😳 @TrexPushups I'm not the best at playing with others lol @LeafTilde and then: gobbo smooching "no election, overwatch time (vote and stuff tho) https://t.co/ggyylhx4Jo" @AntikytheraClio They're owned by the same company! @SwiftAusterity @miss_nikola not when there's such a cute girl to look at!!! "@miss_nikola look but like, in a *really* gay way 😳" @JuniperTheSloth Correct! @AFinchWrites hhhh 😳 "friends not from the US: to the best of your abilities, try to explain this map" @QueenStodge I got your back babe 💕 @AnaMardoll I REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL @KorpsPropaganda This Prima person seems cool >.> @KorpsPropaganda no but seriously can it plz? 😭💕 @miss_nikola Like it's just so magical what HRT does I almost wanna cry 😭💕💕💕 "@QueenStodge Settings AND privacy, rather" @QueenStodge On android Settings on privacy -> privacy and safety -> direct messages https://t.co/8yneDQNDIC @JessicaCyboid Pug picks particular pegged president @miss_nikola Your glowup tho!!! 😍 @SportIsARight THANK YOU @tamazonx Gotcha lol @QueenStodge You shouldn't have your DMs open :/ @tamazonx Who did he voice in Batman Beyond? Was it Terry? "Funny thing about Marsden is that he walked into the elevator and I had a ""I know that voice!!!"" moment. But I didn't want to go ""Excuse me, are you famous?"" so after he got off on his floor I flipped through the con schedule I had & went ""Uhhhhh guys that was the guest of honor""" Okay so there's a lot of names that sound like Jason Marsden apparently. I'm talking about the guy who played Max in A Goofy Movie and Haku in Spirited Away. He often plays younger guys because he has one of those voices. https://t.co/kQUfENu3zj @SwiftAusterity OMG THAT'S AWESOME I loved Mr. Wizard as a kid! I've less of a connection with Captain Kangaroo but he seems cool too! (This was before even the first GotG movie was out but lemme tell you if it was after even the first one I would've geeked out WAY harder so maybe that was for the better) @ARCTIC_ST0RM I mean I'm annoyed but if they want to charge me a month from now my wallet would appreciate it lol Michael Rooker was super sweet. Midway through talking to him I realized I gave up on Walking Dead after season 2 and he said he did too lol Marsden I had far less of an interaction with (less floors to traverse haha) and my only regret is that I didn't get to tell him I named my cat after one of his characters. https://t.co/9BMCD0pDKk @ARCTIC_ST0RM Mine still says it's arriving tomorrow by 8pm ... Despite still not charging my card 🙃 I've met both Jason Marsden (you might not know the name but I promise you you've heard his voice) and Michael Rooker in an elevator. Not at the same time tho lol @heck_engine Ooooh that flavor text 💕 @transscribe omg stress eating has been such a huge problem for me this entire year @HardSundae @TheFoxyCarol hhhhhhh that makes it so hot 🥵 @KorpsPropaganda hhhhhhh okay but I need that to be me 🥵🥵🥵 @blindrapture hey same 🙃🙃🙃 @elle_oftheball @TempestaRubida I adore musicals and worked backstage at a few productions in my community college's theatre like a decade ago 💕 @elle_oftheball @TempestaRubida Hmmmm I might give it a listen! @TempestaRubida First time I heard that was in a Philosophy Tube video. It's a really good song. Is Hadestown a musical? @SnortingEstrace Smart move honestly. Please stay safe 😢💕 @Kaelyrhn Absolutely! @LorelaiMerri I too watched Some More News The Movie tonight :P Like this plus all the beautiful fire pictures from the protests during the summer kinda encapsulate 2020 and would look like joking exaggerations to anyone four years ago. I feel this is one of those photos you're going to see in every history book one day @SnortingEstrace I don't recall both sides of the political spectrum gearing up for civil war in 2016 @OrionPax4217 @natalievanbc Told you :/ @OrionPax4217 @natalievanbc Can you link where on TFSource you're seeing this preorder because I can't find it :/ @Kaelyrhn @OrionPax4217 Oh absolutely! It's an adult collectable and all. I'm really happy with him 🥰 @natalievanbc @OrionPax4217 Oh yeah I don't have any coneheads yet either frustratingly enough. I really hope Amazon does another run of that two pack :/ "@OrionPax4217 @Kaelyrhn Well, third party, but otherwise yeah" @natalievanbc @OrionPax4217 YUP I'm only missing Siege Thundercracker and the rainmakers now 🥰 @SnortingEstrace Remember kids! The difference between science and messing around is writing stuff down! @confusedophan I mean despite how weird that is I almost only ever pick water starters 👀 "Kinda afraid to transform him due to the metallic paint apparently being really easy to chip but still he looks so good! Nice early Christmas gift 🥰 Thank you again, @OrionPax4217 💕💕💕 https://t.co/IUnbeCLhpC" @Notactuallysmol I think I might >.> @HardSundae godddddd I'd be no good at resisting >.> @HardSundae hhhh this one is really goo... d 🥵 @xehmii oooh I like this one 😍 AAAAAAAA OMG @OrionPax4217 SENT ME ROBOTS THANK YOU 💕💕💕 https://t.co/z5KayvKoia @TheNDqueerelf gosh 😳💕 "Okay so Deus Ex is from The Before Times and does NOT like me taking screenshots, but I assure you I've started to play it #KatPlaysDeusEx" @blogconyst @joffeorama I'd date Vivian so hard @joffeorama @Nezumi_Youjo I missed this tweet when you posted it a few days ago but can I just say this made my fucking day 💕💕💕 "Everyone's invited constantly to engage with the thing people are engaging with, even if that thing is actively hurting you." "Part of what fucks you up about Twitter is if there's a particular tweet that's the center of today's discourse, no amount of ""I'm not interested in this tweet"" will stop it from showing up on your timeline if people keep fucking replying." "Sentences you should never, ever finish: ""I'm not racist, but..."" ""At least Hitler...""" @SweetBeansComix Yeah I feel that https://t.co/fRVmnF6u4L @quietandobscure @CaseyExplosion Nice! @CaseyExplosion Thank you! 💕 "If I have a Steam save that I know is in the cloud and I'm not going to be playing a game for a while, I can delete it and I'll still have my save, right? Like I have to assume that's how it works but I wanted to double check." @WereChickenAU It's true! It comes out of the same hole! @SweetBeansComix I admire the fuck out of how much you don't let assholes determined to hate you get you down 💕 @JessicaCyboid this is such a fucking look god 😍 "@SomeMoreNews You should know that among me and my polycule, we exclusively call your show Cody's Showdy and I often have to pause and think for a moment before remembering the actual name to recommend it to people" @uwulution @transkittykiss @MsGuidedButSoft Gotta embiggen those tiddies! @transkittykiss I'm hoping to get implants asap! @miss_nikola @girlpeen Gosh! 😍 "@QuestForTori Ah, I remember the 90's" @Notactuallysmol Damn you make me wanna play Minecraft again "@transkittykiss I used to love POV shots like this so much back when I was an egg. I still do, but I used to too hehe" @QueenStodge My bank is acting weird but I'm pretty sure I was charged for my set yesterday (and they were set to be released on the 1st too). Regardless they're still scheduled to be delivered on Wednesday. Granted this is direct from Amazon in America but that should give you an idea. @trgrrl not entirely sure why republicans want me to like him so much but okay "@JovianMoony @ArtregalOR @SomeBWord Your mileage may vary, as they say" "@StebMcDreb I think the strangest part of that movie is it somehow exists in a universe where The Beatles never existed. Like why did they do that, that's not really required, even for a Beatles jukebox musical" "I WANT to call whatever it is we're doing gay because that VASTLY IMPROVES the situation, duh Like even if I was fucking a guy: Pretty gay! I should hope! Gay sex best sex!" "Asking ""Is this gay?"" hoping the answer is no: Disgraceful, cringe, homophobic Asking ""Is this gay?"" hoping the answer is yes: Sublime, literally perfect, extremely gay" @valeriehalla oh that happens to you too? "@XylariaVG Nah, liberals would be like ""we just gotta vote harder to make sure this future doesn't happen!"" and conservatives would go ""fake news!"" EVEN IF we assume there's like a magic genie spell that forces everyone to know and believe that it's a real tweet from the future" @chibikonatsu @StebMcDreb The movie reveals he's a pumpkin lol "like I'm not going to sit here and claim these fences are completely unnecessary I just want to go back in time to 2016 and show people tweets like these, you know?" https://t.co/PU6Mk9qP7C well this is Normal @DegenerateThing Honestly yeah that's a better fit There's enough overlap in my mind between feminism and lesbianism and I'm very tired so I didn't really think it all the way through lol @Lenathejoyful No sorry! I appreciated your input! 💕 "@Lenathejoyful Yeah I don't disagree that in the text of the story, Coraline needed to learn that lesson. It's just a lesson that some kids actually DON'T need to learn, is all. Some kids actually DO deserve better parents. Which sucks." @Lenathejoyful It's definitely a thorny subject without a one size fits all answer for every kid watching @StebMcDreb I mean it's unique in that the only real sapient creature in Beldam world is the Beldam. Everything else is puppets and rats and stuff. Again I don't think there's even the sightest bit of malicious intent on the part of Gaiman. It's really just a scary story for kids. But it's interesting to me how differently this movie hit before I knew I was queer. That's all 💕 "@DegenerateThing Like again I'm getting a very ""metaphor for a queer woman"" vibe here lol" And it pointed out that the moral Coraline needs to learn is to accept her parents the way they are. As a queer viewer that concept fires off alarm bells in my head. Honestly I'm just having fun with this word play I thought of but I will say it stems a bit from seeing a recent video essay recently that explained why Coraline was such a classic fairy tale. "@StebMcDreb I mean he's revealed to be a puppet but even if he was like, another Beldam, that doesn't really affect my argument?" "I don't at all think it's intentional, merely building on stories and ideas and cultural shorthands that've been with us for a millennia. But obviously all of those things can carry with them some unspoken prejudices." """Surely our hero shouldn't trust this secondary feminine authority figure, even if she initially seems to treat her better. No, she needs to learn to accept her birth family, the one that includes a woman AND a man.""" "I don't actually think Coraline is homophobic of course but it's interesting to consider how the very concept of an Other Mother is at best seen as weird and Wonderland/Oz-esque at the beginning of the story, then horrifying and alien by the end of the story." "What ""Other Mother"" means to kids with lesbian parents: Literally your other mother What ""Other Mother"" means to kids with straight parents: A demon that eats children https://t.co/naEGic8bUE" "look I don't want to meet anyone that calls themselves a ""full-time Marxist"" either but the framework of this joke stems from the absolute laziest of arguments and I literally don't even believe in the concept of lazy" Man Who Thinks We Should Improve Society Somewhat Curiously Participates in Society I saw someone on here posit that this might've came from internalized transphobia so clearly there are other clues that Morrison wasn't cis that others picked up on. This is all rather half-remembered and no I don't feel like looking it up but I think one of the characters was like a human that wanted mutant powers or like forced his body to become mutant or something? And this was framed by the narrative as gross? "I read this and I was literally like ""Waaaaait a second, this is that guy whose X-Men run I was told to read but I was also kinda worried about some of the villains he invented and I was unsure"" and yep, I remembered the name right" I'm only a part-time comic book nerd but I believe I've heard it been said that certain X-Men villains Morrison created make a whole lot of sense if you view it from the angle of someone who isn't cis and hates that about themselves. @mizabitha That was my first Transformer! I picked him when I was about 6 or so because he was the most interesting-looking Transformer at Kay Bee Toys lol. I was more into animals than vehicles as a kid lol "plz,,, my mouth is for girldick,,,,," Anxious enough that the anxiety is turning into horny Who wants to facefuck me? 🥺 @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ @TimonicWulfgar but consider how funny it would've been if it were you "@TimonicWulfgar @NLRG_ Yeah I was about to be like ""soooo your wife then?""" @AyrenTheWolf @PaulaBraydi RIGHT???? @PaulaBraydi hheck 😍 @chibikonatsu Interesting! I added it to my Steam wishlist 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @AFinchWrites Oooooh! 😍 @Notactuallysmol I mean I guess what I know about this was learned in like 2011 so it's possible they changed it but I thought that wasn't allowed if you ever wanted to access what was inside @Notactuallysmol You have other chests above them? @Notactuallysmol Don't chests need space above them to open? "Okay so I exhausted all the actually enjoyable gameplay I could out of Prey and the election still isn't over. To distract myself further, I'm gonna start Deux Ex 1 first thing tomorrow. https://t.co/6tVUt3pGS5" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Transformers fans when Transformers convert https://t.co/LnaZHzP9y2 anyway you should watch one of my favorite Vines real fast https://t.co/7qrGcVbzvJ [visual approximation of Steve H] https://t.co/EXNTKNVPQv who the fuck is even talking about Ghostbusters 2016 anymore expect VERY specific pathetic men "If you thought still being mad that Captain Marvel exists was pathetic, get a load of Steve H's big ""I mean FOUR female Ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!!"" energy in 20-fucking-20" @HookedAesthetic A diapered one right there! *pats* @PrissyOrcGF They're so squishy! 😍 @HookedAesthetic But wait I see a cutie! "@chibikonatsu It's a huge shame because aside from the slightly fumbled ending the game is otherwise really, really good." @chibikonatsu I enjoy the questions that it raises too but I'm extremely confused as to why the game at the end seemingly outright denies those questions were even raised. "Apparently the ending for this game was rushed and it shows. I still loved it, but it's a shame that for the time being this is likely going to be the last immersive sim/0451 game from a AAA studio in a while." "Alex's explanation for me killing everyone (which he says in response to me NOT killing everyone too confusingly enough) is ""Maybe she thought it was all a dream, that nothing mattered"" No consideration at all for the actual moral argument I could make or the dilemma I faced." "Again part of the problem is the twist ending that reframes everything. I agree that if we're teaching an alien to be human, empathy is extremely important! But it takes away from the overall game and severely limits my options as a player engaging with these questions." "I'm not saying killing everyone on the station is what I, Kathryn, would've done, but I maintain that that approach has more to it than simply ""You failed because you lack empathy""" "lol I somehow forgot about that part! Okay so my complaint is strengthened imo! I had an EXTREMELY VALID REASON to ensure no one got to Earth! And sure killing everyone might be excessive, but they're dead anyway! https://t.co/Pd7sRuwVZ1" "So while I made an in my opinion very interesting and compelling version of Morgan, the game didn't really acknowledge it when it totally could have." "But while the Mikhaila robot did note that I spared her in the ending... I was still almost entirely labeled a monster. Alex literally said ""Try again"" And to top it off... not even an achievement for killing everyone, or even an achievement like ""Couldn't Kill Her"" or something" "Later she agrees that the station should be destroyed, even without a way out for her. So like... I crafted a very interesting version of Morgan that time!" "This I felt was justified basically because love and I'm gay, but also because I was responsible for her being on the station in the first place (since she has paraplexis and otherwise wouldn't have been allowed)." "Oh, one more note: I didn't get the achievement for killing everyone in my last playthrough. I saved my girlfriend, as I mentioned in previous threads." Anyway all this is to say on my first playthrough I treated the game and story on a MUCH more involved level than was intended. The second playthrough was more fun just being the hero. "So I misunderstood enough that the motivation I had in my head wasn't intended by the devs at all. That's my bad honestly, but it still feels weird to have the ""why"" of ""why did I fuck up"" be ""my brother is trying to implant my memories into an alien, the alien is still vicious""" "Regardless, it was an interesting dilemma: No one should survive, that means anyone escaping I should kill, right? And anyone not escaping I should kill and loot so I can better achieve my mission? I didn't know you could loot unconscious people." "My first playthrough my mission was destroy the station at all costs, and that no one should be allowed to get back to Earth. I misunderstood the lore and thought that anyone with a neuromod could potentially infect Earth. I don't think that's the case, though." "Prey is a really fun, solid immersive sim game, but I feel like the choices it lets you explore are kinda narrow? You're either an empathetic savior or a monster, and it's all in service of an... interesting twist ending, but one that frames the story in a really weird way." "I also got the I and Thou achievement for completing the game in the most empathetic way possible, apparently. I assume it has to do with not killing the imposter cook or Dahl. https://t.co/fBVIwgraxy" [Prey spoilers] Done with new game+! Got the Do No Harm achievement too! I think I'm well and truly done playing for a while though (there's still so many achievements left lol) #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/saj3m3cfmP lol it knows I cheated #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/8j96GVyy8R Fuck it I just looked up the code I needed #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/rsyvE1YN3c "Okay she has a part of the treasure map that I need. Earlier it said she was safe, I clicked her name to track her, but when I got to Crew Quarters it said the find her quest was failed, now she's neither safe nor dead on here? I think I was supposed to loot her unconscious body? https://t.co/0Zy9iLMuAw" @tinybird420 Robynette your glowup is unbelievable!!! 😍💕 @tinybird420 Yep I hear up to 25 you can still have your hips widen! Hoping mine still can 😭 "To get to the further away, bigger town about an hour away (cheaper for groceries) we have to drive past SO many Trump/Pence signs in front of farm houses. I just don't understand what these farmers and ranchers think they're gaining from Trump." @somedumbbinch awwwww that'd be sweet! @Burssty HRT~ @AdequateEmily Your glowup aaaaaa! 😍💕💕💕 @StopTweetingMia wow just calling me out like this @SomeBWord I kicked them out permanently 😤 @AyrenTheWolf Mistress doesn't allow any lingering marks on her property but other than that yes plz! 😍 @recursive @LesbianLaMaupin For what it's worth though flat caps look way better on women~ @AyrenTheWolf h*ck >/////> 💕💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf Leah please top me 🥺 @trgrrl Awwwww that's so sweet 💕💕💕 @AngryGayRobot WOW GAY LET'S DO IT 😍💕 @LesbianLaMaupin It really is lol @AngryGayRobot WANNA SMOOCH U "@atomicthumbs @caraesten ""It needs to be easily reversible"" was what I told myself too. For me, that was lying to myself." @LesbianLaMaupin HRT is truly magic 💕✨ @Alice_Evelyn_ You are!!! 💕 @LesbianLaMaupin Aaaaaaa your glowup tho!!! 😍😍😍😍 @AngryGayRobot CAYCE YOU'RE SO HOT 😍 @Alice_Evelyn_ Wtf your glowup is incredible!!! 😍😍😍 @asur_el heck >.> @RaeGun2k Unbearably sexy one might infer 🥵 @asur_el Good~ 😘 @asur_el WAIT A SEC YOU'RE GORGEOUS 😍 "@acvalens I find that people on the left are often way better at understanding why people on the right do what they do. For people on the right, everything is a smokescreen which makes it impossible to trust what they say and impossible for them to even abstractly understand the left." @CamisGoodBoy we happen to have a nyooom runway at our ranch! :V "@JenApparently 2020 really has been the year of ""I probably shouldn't eat this but it's 2020"" for me Fittingly I think I gained about 20 pounds 😭" @FeatherFleeks I was a bit nervous about it too but it helped that my Daddy @HaileyAdamsXXX cut it for me 🥰🥰🥰 @ButtGoblin666 we do not need to bring ink and paper into this transaction "I never thought I'd be this pretty. I don't even use makeup! The fuck! It just got to the point where I couldn't keep living like a man. I felt that regardless of how I looked, I had to transition. Almost no trans woman accurately predicts how nice she'll look." @landjacksation AAAAYYYYY :V "I'm just saying, if you don't think you can - you can. https://t.co/wf49aw48pi" However this'll be my second Delete Dick December :P @norintha Yup! Finally I can participate in No Nut November! I got rid of my nuts (and at least one other thing :P) last December so it's been a while! @CamisGoodBoy 😍💕 @CamisGoodBoy hhhh I saw 😍 @CamisGoodBoy h-hey 😳💕 okay yeah Mikhaila is definitely the top (this is in response to me going into space to get her life-saving meds) #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/JJk6Pb84pm @AnaMardoll Hell yeah! Putting that on my wishlist! @AnaMardoll Omg they released that version? I wanna see it! @tainkirrahe I LOVE HIM @elle_oftheball Same! @StopTweetingMia awwwww! 💕 @StopTweetingMia massive AND gorgeous??? 😳😳😳 @QueenStodge No tv and no beer make Homer something something @Monicaaaaaah Cutie! 💕 @QuestForTori Wow the real Amy Rose! 😍 @litterboxhex WHOLESOME @OrionPax4217 💕💕💕 @TrexPushups 😘😘😘💕 This shirt has Brunt on it and therefore is better than any other shirt I have https://t.co/1hc7RS8H10 "Haven't had a selfie in a while, let's fix that 💕✨ https://t.co/Vot11MdAkX" @StopTweetingMia My mom buying me the Wacky Favorites cassette tape collection as a kid that included A Boy Named Sue turned me trans https://t.co/QiKjFxSqPk This was how I found out and honestly? Good lol @vexwerewolf Omg that'd be so delicious! "@JimSterling I'm a little sad that my boy Blobkin is locked away at such a high backer tier, but I assume they're gonna sell Blobkins for anyone once they're out? I'll settle for the kings of Boglins lol" @JessicaCyboid ADORABLE GAYNESS IS OFF THE CHARTS #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/suAFJQcAGw AAAAAAA MY GAY HEART 😭💕💕💕 #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/S3ciCW7MYi "@Monicaaaaaah I forgot to hashtag that tweet, just a sec" @Monicaaaaaah For me Hades has two things working against it-- I don't like rogue-likes and Greek mythology bores me to tears RIP @Monicaaaaaah I have pretty much zero interest in rogue-likes or rogue-lites :/ @vexwerewolf I'm excited to play them! "If you're like me and didn't own the first two Deus Ex games like I was an hour ago, know that they're both a dollar on Steam right now for their Halloween sale!" @boldtransDev It was just spooky enough for me and I'm a huge wuss lol @StebMcDreb One of my favorite genres! Though honestly I hadn't really realized it was such a favorite of mine until like right now? lol @jonathan_gin3 I believe Errant Signal calls them 0451 games but yep! @LizzyKwinn heck >////> "@LeafTilde @boldtransDev Okay, finish Prey+ first, then Deus Ex! Promise 💕" @blogconyst YUP playing as a girl was a HUGE selling point for me lol Also I thought I already owned at least Deus Ex 1 but apparently I only own 3 and 4 (when did I buy 4???) so uhhh this is a no-brainer https://t.co/0y04W4Nb3F @LeafTilde @boldtransDev Omg it's 97 cents on Steam right now! @LeafTilde @boldtransDev I still really need to play Deus Ex 1! I played 3 (which I know is VERY different game lol) and really enjoyed it. Everything I hear about 1 makes me think I'll love it even more "@LeafTilde Nah I'm up for so retro graphics Unless it's like, trivial to install those mods on the Steam version?" I am on a very specific kick right now After I'm done with Prey's new game+ I think I'll return to Dishonored 2. I played it a couple years ago but burned out right before this area where they didn't let you use powers I think? I was so annoyed by that I didn't even try it lol Then maybe System Shock 2? WAIT A SECOND DANIELLE SHO IS A REFERENCE TO SHODAN #KatPlaysPreyAgain @cyrusinitaly I know because I got it last playthrough lol A story in three acts #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/NAqLgeMQ1i Read my girlfriend's smut! I dunno I'm just really feeling this answer this time around #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/cMRLRCNLvL "Anyway, in Alex's own words and the last words of the game: Try again. #KatPlaysPreyAgain https://t.co/8zUT3Tfy7c" HUGE PREY SPOILERS These assholes are judging me for killing people that would've been dead anyway. I did in fact want to play new game+ but being Alex's experiment makes me want to do it LESS. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/Ae2ZlqGuSZ "I decided to sit in the captain's chair. Felt fitting. That's Mikhaila's voice in the subtitles there. She's incredibly brave, given that with her paraplexis she can't even use nueromods, so I doubt she'd be a threat to Earth. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/JNfeTtWl33" "I appreciate it, January, but I've decided on my mission. I go down with the ship. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/qtRVGyq4rU" @MagicBe41239725 what? here I goooooo #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/ie7RK0DbDt oh heck we're definitely in the final moments #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/rQk986ZGEN @blogconyst @OzmaRacc hhdshdhhhhh blushingggg y-yes you have my permission >.< ... oh yeah there's a grav lift that goes all the way to the top lol #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/TFlJZaHmpZ @QueenStodge @HenryWHall Same Anyway the main reason I'm nervous about this is to get down here I BOLTED past TONS of enemies using gravity to speed things up. Now I'll have to actually deal with them 🙃 #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/k6IPrZSzH0 "I assumed that to initiate self-destruct you'd just have to turn the two keys and blammo, right? Nope, you have to turn the two keys at the bottom of the vertically-designed space station, THEN press the button for self-destruct at the far other end in the bridge! #KatPlayssPrey https://t.co/az2XMcuRT9" "@HenryWHall @QueenStodge Forgot which website it was, but one of them was only sold out of Nautilator, implying some people bought just him or bought doubles of him" Huh. Despite buying so many of these things I hadn't noticed that the Battle Masters switched blister shapes like this between lines. I think I like Earthrise's style more. Bit easier to see the bot inside https://t.co/TR0IdxdJxr @blogconyst @OzmaRacc mmmm sounds nice 😍 @blogconyst @OzmaRacc hhhh >////> @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀 @QueenStodge Thee magic of parts counts @HaileyAdamsXXX What game are you playing? @stackedbimbo EXACTLY It's fucking horrifying that this is being treated as a serious thing @PrissyOrcGF @RaeGun2k Hell yeah! @HaileyAdamsXXX I LOVE THIS @avyjae @nobodyinpartic3 96 because Arcane Signet lol @TrexPushups @Esper_Lily Yeah we have a king sized bed rotated 90 degrees to fit us all lol @VicktorKern That too! "@sasugakirin @griffonatrix Yeah like I said above one of the possible options is ""redundant phrase""" @griffonatrix I mean even if it is a real thing I'm struggling to think of instances where that even matters in the slightest? At the bare minimum even just saying you support a cause at least can spread awareness. "*I meant journalists, not employees It's late and I shouldn't be tweeting lol" @brocoli_ This is where I saw it https://t.co/mew7oYKtOR I might do my fair share of armchair psychology on right-wingers but I've never once entertained the idea that the majority of them are only saying the things they say for clout and clout alone. Even the ones who started that way had to eventually commit to the bit. "I'm reality it's just a weird smokescreen that the right uses to shut down discussion of topics they dislike, and for some reason the goddamn BBC of all things thinks it's a legitimate thing to ban their employees from doing on social media." "It's either a redundant term that applies to LITERALLY ANYONE (right or left) talking about what they believe in, Or it only applies to people who are ONLY talking about what they believe in SOLELY for clout, which is something that's basically impossible to prove?" "I can't really fully put to words how horrifying I find it that anyone could unironically think ""virtue signaling"" is anything other than a meaningless right-wing buzzword. At best it's a complete misunderstanding of how... anything fucking works." "@destroyed4com4t Omg I knew he did like, I guess standup or something before he had his own show (his movie predates the show too) but I had no idea about this" @Kaelyrhn ... extra pillow? @MaLadykiller @SamEliJones I didn't see this when it was first posted I'm so sorry! That's what we have to use for the 3 of us. One big blanket doesn't work for the person in the middle unless you all get into bed at exactly the same time and the middle person never has to get up to go to the bathroom or anything ... multiple blankets? @PrissyOrcGF @RaeGun2k I can just BARELY see you in the eyes but it's faint like yeah I need to work out but I needed to work out before HRT and my arms weren't like this lol okay I will say the one transition development I appreciate the least is the arm fat "@RaeGun2k @PrissyOrcGF let me tell you, a beard did not suit me lol" @theserfstv @drmistercody Turnaround's a LOT faster this time though @PrissyOrcGF aaaaah gotcha lol wait is my pre-transition beard that infamous omg @little_lizzie22 yeah same honestly @PrissyOrcGF omg are we ex-beard buddies lol I wonder if he has to do the same mustache combover I had to basically my mustache didn't meet my beard on the sides of my mouth so I just grew out my mustache to be long enough and it was a convincing enough illusion "that sort of scraggly, fuzzy beard that isn't a full thick beard like one is supposed to have it's a beard you forced to make work" oh my god i used to have a beard like that like exactly like that except a bit shorter (though I wanted to keep growing it!) Jack's facial hair grows like mine used to 🤮 @julesprom SO MUCH BE SCROTE @mode_view hhhhhhg 💦 "On Talos I they have recycling machines on every floor that'll turn any garbage into small, easy to use base materials... ... And there's trash cans everywhere filled with various trash lol #KatPlaysPrey" "@ProbablePupper Yep, that's an automatic retweet lol" @mode_view HGFFFDHHHGG anyway having a vagina rocks my tits @SixArmedSweater @AzazelAfterDark I have so much to learn! 💕 "Guess I know how I'm getting my Korps symbol done, jeez 🙄" "For reference I got to this bit in this really cute story, read the word ""brand"" and just... sploosh >////> https://t.co/mGHyeetQeW" @SixArmedSweater @AzazelAfterDark Dunno who that is but I like a good mystery @morelikemackenz Same lol Still kinda surreal in the best way when I get turned on and I can FEEL the wetness growing 😳 "@SixArmedSweater @AzazelAfterDark Oh this was a REALLY cute story and I have you to thank for bringing it to my attention, Quinn (must've missed it when it was new), thank you!" @caraesten 👀👀👀 "@narylis I think there's a wide range of political stances in those examples, but I'm only basing that for sure on two people" @Notactuallysmol Even Ian Mil*s Ch*ong? Consider yourself blessed. @StebMcDreb babe who the fuck are these people I recognize three but could only tell you the names of two. And I'm hella addicted to social media 🤷‍♀️ "@Monicaaaaaah oof, yeah same" @mode_view @LeafTilde I just became a patron for it >.> @LeafTilde did you write this for me 🥵 @LorelaiMerri @CaseyExplosion @liddytronic I'm willing to bet Casey would follow Liddy's new account if she made one 💕 @heck_engine There's no way that price can hold once the set is out? It might be a mythic but it's merely a mythic in an otherwise normal set. @TimonicWulfgar Yeeeeeaaaah it kinda sucks in a way. Need to see where the price ends up on it personally before I start getting really mad. This card goes in all your Commander decks forever now. "... like I'll probably just buy the card itself instead of packs or a box of Commander Legends, but yeah this new mandatory Commander staple I guess justifies Legends' existence lol https://t.co/6oc5oO91b0" "@mode_view That man has never been laid, babe" Anyone know what happened to @liddytronic? Realized I hadn't seen her here in a while and now it looks like her account might've been suspended? :/ @miss_nikola Help you become more b1mbo? I mean if it insist! @SwiftAusterity @nixie_pink @miss_nikola gosh good idea 😍 @SwiftAusterity @nixie_pink @miss_nikola EEEEEEEEE THANK YOU 😍😍😍💕💕💕 @JennyENicholson I love that Banjo-Kazooie pumpkin!!! Can I ask where you got it??? "I'd like to one day actually stream my playthroughs of video games, assuming the internet here can support it. Not expecting any money from it, it would just be for fun." @SwiftAusterity @nixie_pink @miss_nikola And I just happened to have added it to my wishlist linked in my bio 🤔 @Yoshi_NY @OzmaRacc @nixie_pink @miss_nikola BEEP BOOP THANK YOU @SweetBeansComix I love this one! 💕 @miss_nikola @nixie_pink hhhhh those ARE hot where can I get a pair? >.> "And yes those are all different numbers, but I censored them because I assume they're just the numbers of volunteers' phones?" I don't even know where they got the name Dean as it's not even my deadname MAKE IT STOP https://t.co/LZZgGAtETR It occurs to me I'm more excited for this than for the Animaniacs return "@AnaMardoll He sounds amazing! I'm so, so, so happy for you both 💕💕💕" @hmsnofun Hell yes! @lisaquestions That's an important distinction I hadn't considered I like that my girlfriend whose life I saved agrees the only course of action is to destroy the station. I don't have to have any guilt about her fate. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/K7T0kuOOZt ooooooh that's probably not good #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/HV72qm9p3p "@KorpsPropaganda @MamaBearKingdom oh this is, um, really good 🥵" Found a typo lol #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/ubJqSlWiqu "Worth mentioning once again that this is a very thorny subject. I want to defend my trans siblings from overt, bigoted lies about us, but in this case that meant defending the concept of passing which is something I don't often want to do. I'm sorry." "Because yes, between nonbinary people, closeted trans people, and eggs, it might well be true that most trans people don't pass. I like to think that, among binary, hatched trans people that would like to avoid shit from cis people, more of them pass than we might think." "I'm getting some pushback from trans people about this. I really should have worded it ""a cis person who seriously thinks NO trans women ever pass."" That's the actual stance I was arguing against. I don't have the spoons to argue whether or not it's true MOST of us don't pass." "@CuddlePotato Nope! I have like a half-memory of maybe some of it from a review I watched like 3 years ago, but it's mostly forgotten and I'd like to keep it that way for now lol" "@tamzinblake I think the start of my issues here was using the word ""most"" when I should have said ""no/none""" Okay this is cute #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/IOHruw8Oem There's a recurring joke about the new item that can be replicated called a reployer and how no one on the station understands what a reployer is. Now I'm curious too lol #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/WgjMGft7DH @tamzinblake My bad. @QuinntoBean Yeah I'll be avoiding that for my mental health. "@MamaBearKingdom True, but I don't like to block trans people if I can help it. I want my tweets to be seeable by all trans people." "@tamzinblake I asked point blank in the thread where he QT'd me if he was a cis person within a trans system and he point blank said no. I'm just going with what I was told by him. Though I now see he was probably saying no to the ""no trans people can pass"" part https://t.co/ygTCq8Orw2" Yeah I figured that's what this was #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/KzXPHWhwxE @viragoergosum CUTE @diomadcat Yeah it looks like it upon closer inspection "My girlfriend Hailey is running low on money for food this month. Anything you can donate helps, as do retweets. Thank you! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/YAFv9smrve https://t.co/VQMy3hyxS4 https://t.co/thPaN06QjY #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdfund" I think this is the shuttle I detonated remotely. They left 30 minutes before the Typhon escape. My mission in this playthrough is to destroy it all. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/NJJSYN8676 ... there's a ship out there #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/PObT5zhpZW "Okay, so there's at least another hour of stuff left if I had to estimate. Regardless of the ending I'm picking I'm gonna be playing for a bit more. May as well do some quests to grind a bit. #KatPlaysPrey" "To transphobes: FAR more trans people pass than you think, and a fair number of people you think are trans people are actually cis. This is simply factual. Your views on gender are extremely narrow and don't apply universally." "To trans people: Passing is sometimes a matter of survival, don't feel bad for trying to get there. At the same time, in many cases trying to pass is an unhealthy aspiration. To cis people broadly: Don't worry about passing. Accept trans people as are." "Gonna try to make this the last thing I say on the matter for now: Passing is an extremely thorny subject. It requires a different approach depending on whether you're talking to trans people, cis people, or transphobic cis people. My earlier thread was addressed to transphobes." "@_FeistyBoots_ It's Prey 2017, not to be confused with Prey 2006" "Sorry, my mistake, it was a cis person. I feel far less frustrated! I don't feel it's my job to argue with a cis person unwilling to listen to a trans person about our experiences. They're in the comments of the above tweet, btw. I know too many people who follow them." @sysid_ACE My mistake! But then I have no compunction over simply blocking you. Literally have a trans person trying to argue that me pointing out a toupee fallacy is asking people to prove a negative and I think I'm done with Twitter today "@sysid_ACE You do a good job of passing by your own admission, so I don't see a need to debate you. Have a great day." "@_FeistyBoots_ Prey, like it says in the hashtag :P" "@sysid_ACE Before I engage, I'd like to know: Is this a case of you having a cis person in your system that believes that no trans people can pass?" "Well, because I'm so low on materials (specifically bullets!) I'm gonna start what I'm pretty sure is the endgame and just complete the remaining quests in new game+ where I can keep my neuromods but reset all the materials (might even play it on Easy too) #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/1zA7V0Deug" "BUT this was a thread in which I was genuinely trying to reach out to people who think this, and I don't think they're ready to hear that lol The stuff above though could get through to them if they're being honest with themselves." "Also important to note: A lot of ""non-passing trans people"" transphobic people think they're seeing are in fact cis. We know this because of reports of harassment in bathrooms." omg that typo in the first tweet fuck my phone sometimes I swear This is true. Passing isn't something that every trans person is or should be striving for. But it is a real (if highly subjective among cis people as a group) phenomenon and many trans people pull it off. https://t.co/Yap7sjsQEP A far more elegant and funny tweet than mine lol https://t.co/30QQpWUK6v "Saying ""most trans women don't pass"" is exactly the same as saying ""most trans women that I see that don't pass... don't pass"" It's a pointless tautology." "If you're a cis person who seriously thinks most trans women don't pass: How do you know that? Seriously. Falsify your statement. If you were wrong, how would the world be different? How would know know? (Spoilers: You can't know that, that's an irrational belief you cling to)" @blogconyst @asur_el it's always gang bangs with those girls hhhggg @asur_el HFFFDGHBBDDHHHDDD >/////> @blogconyst @asur_el hhh y-yes >///////< @asur_el g goals 🥵 @SecretGamerGrrl That's why I just try to keep finding distractions 🙃 @excogs MOOD @GuildingLilly It's true! @StopTweetingMia Sounds like a fun time honestly @tinybird420 I too watch Best of the Worst :P (But yeah that movie is awful) @AyrenTheWolf hhhgghg 💕 @lunch__bug Yeah if it can't do gore I would recommend staying away @lunch__bug The gore was way too much for me. An arm gets degloved at one point and it's one of the most upsetting things I've ever seen in a movie. @AyrenTheWolf Right??? You're so hot!!! Teenage Wasteland by Baba O'Riley @QueenStodge @MagsVisaggs The biggest of moods @tainkirrahe SO CUTE "The station is finally opened up, I *think* the last quest is available, but now there's Typhons everywhere and I'm out of ammo. I'm recycling things like mad but I'm always low on minerals. I really want to explore and finish more quests but this is gonna be a pain #KatPlaysPrey" I guess I was being pretty obvious >.> #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/pRrCUo3FEp @loveydoveypup You're the second person to make this joke lol 💕 @QueenStodge I win! :V @IzzyBunBop 🧡🧡🧡 @IzzyBunBop Definitely 😍 @CamisGoodBoy I see his feminization is going well FOUND GIRLFRIEND. She's the only one I'm saving. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/dKnnGeSGaD @LambChopInPamps @ex_aItiora Exactly why I smoke it! :V @BVDGRRL I tweeted at Twitter and Twitter Support for you as well 💕💕💕 I really hope you get your account back! Hey @Twitter @TwitterSupport could you please review my friend @Sparx_x_x's suspension? Her suspension made absolutely no sense and she doesn't deserve to lose her account data like this. This is blatant abuse of a vulnerable trans person. Get on reviewing this please. https://t.co/X5amIg3l69 "...Though it's a bit ironic given that I've decided to do a ""kill everyone"" playthrough lol I mean, my mission is to destroy the station and not let anyone get back to Earth, right? May as well loot corpses rather than help people. #KatPlaysPrey" "@BVDGRRL God I'm just now hearing about this. I'm so sorry. Happy to see you again, though." @KateMetalBard I couldn't find one until it was barely relevant. The imposter cook killed Abigail. I'm gonna put his head on a pike. #KatPlaysPrey @MaelJade_ It's all Bethesda innit? "I am so low on ammo. Had to kill a Technopath, a Weaver, AND a Thermal Phantom. I tried to use a turret against the Phantom but it did zero damage and the Phantom destroyed it in one hit. I'm not good at this shit. #KatPlaysPrey" "I love the IDEA of being able to avoid combat with enemies using only my wits, but my wits fucking suck. This always, always, always happens in games like these. I don't WANT to be the combat player but I'm just shitty at puzzles and I hate it. #KatPlaysPrey" @KateMetalBard I have zero typhon powers? @FlorenceLaReine @GavinVerhey @TolarianCollege https://t.co/v1adHbmMVm "Got a quest to ""Evade or kill the nightmare"" and it starts in this area that I can just fall back to the first floor and avoid it for the entire 3 minute countdown, then it's just gone. I'm sure it'll get harder but that was really unengaging. #KatPlaysPrey" @Lewd_Dolly What? "Oh! I also love that this game has a sapphic relationship EVEN IF you roll a male character. I really, really, REALLY like that that's not optional here." "I also love how much of a massive nerd Abigail is. Her room has a pinball machine, anime poster, candy... I dunno there's something very accurately sapphic about this relationship that I appreciate. I'm sad that one or both of them might be dead :/" "Okay there's too much to capture in four screenshots but I love Danielle and Abigail. They're clearly crazy for each other, even though the last time they spoke Danielle blew up and said they were through. Though then there were tons of emails from her worried about Abigail :/" "What a, um... happy family? #KayPlaysPrey https://t.co/CJTYxjWiDs" ...oh 😭 #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/qb8fzG0DzF Figured it out. It's definitely a glitch but you just gotta spam the jump and open buttons and pushing into the space. #KatPlaysPrey It won't let me go in here? Like it's acting like something is blocking the way when that's clearly not the case? I need to get in here #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/GSAx50iL2B They really went all out with this D&D campaign lol #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/Zo59wiCRbT @popeguilty It's a pretty distinct shape lol @QueenStodge Perfect! @Chopin_42 Uhhhhh I kinda wanna make a salamander tribal Commander deck now??? @Chopin_42 My second choice was Tropical Island lol "@PissbabyS Yeah, that works!" "(For context, that is in fact a sapphic woman talking to her girlfriend/wife about not hiding her password under her desk lol) #KatPlaysPrey" @AGirlNamedMei I do not https://t.co/YjViICBr27 Hot! #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/D0uuFerO1F I think I found my girlfriend! And she's alive! #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/I5N0zKJfjo @phyphor That's fair. I'm agender too and a bisexual lesbian though lol. I only bring that up to illustrate how impossible it is to pin decisive definitions onto queerness. @OutcastToad I chose my words carefully to account for that "You know what a chaser is? Whatever trans women say he is. Listen to us. Don't use some forced classification you learned on Tumblr at 19 to assume who is and isn't a chaser, jesus fucking christ" "This is so far beyond ridiculous. We're now at: ""Bisexuals are transphobic"" ""Pansexuals are chasers"" ""Chasers are merely pansexual"" All because people refuse to accept that a couple of queer identities overlap a ton. Fucking stop trying to put queerness into boxes!" I'll be honest and say I hadn't realized this was an actual persistent lie people have used to ruin the lives of pan people. That's obviously really fucked up and needs to stop. https://t.co/rkV1907jcw "I dunno if this person thinks she's a trans ally, but she's decidedly not. Not the way she's acting." "I suspect this came from a place of assuming you understand trans issues way more than trans people do. I think this is arrogance, not merely ignorance. So my advice would be to not fucking argue with a trans person trying to explain this stuff to you (as seen in that thread)." To claim a chaser is hated for his sexuality is giving abusive men cover for their abusive behavior. I don't think I have to explain why that's so incredibly fucked up. @KatieAngelWitch EXACTLY "A chaser might be pansexual, or bisexual, or heterosexual. What makes him a chaser is specifically his (and it's almost always a he) fetishization/objectification of trans people, usually trans women. That has nothing to do with his sexuality." Not to say I think either word should be retired due to redundancy or anything. They're both words that describe very personal experiences. The more words we have for that the better. But this isn't scientific classification. It's queerness. It will not be put into a box. "On an individual, personal level, sure there's a difference between bisexual & pansexual. At the very least the difference in that case is ""I felt this word described me better than the other word"" Taken as two huge groups of people though? They overlap far more than they don't" "There might be personal reasons a individual decides to call themself one over the other, but it has nothing to do with an acceptance of trans people. Full stop. This is a ridiculous, horrifically biphobic myth." "Don't try to figure out the difference between bisexual and pansexual. It leads to shit like this. You might think that saying you're bisexual means ""no trans people"" but that's news to the many hundreds of trans people I'm friends/acquaintances with, *many of whom are bi*" "It's not so much that this is hilariously wrong, but it's intentionally or not giving cover to a group of cis men who routinely abuse us. You didn't look it up. That definition is found nowhere. This is the result of you believing you understand gender better than trans people." @KatieAngelWitch @SwiftAusterity Not sure why I didn't think of that 🤔 @FlorenceLaReine If only it could be my Commander lol @XylariaVG I need a glass of water just from looking at it "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/ZyAkoAUThz" my timeline is nothing but islands only nerds would think of https://t.co/4i8GDX0hgF "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/YuEw9ju2Eo" @Jesin00 Those are all different tweets :P @Notactuallysmol I TRIED TO THINK OF A STAR WARS ISLAND AND APPARENTLY I AM TOO TIRED BECAUSE WOW I SOMEHOW COULDN'T THINK OF THAT LOL @Notactuallysmol @NewGenderWhoDis Lesbonicle~ @OrionPax4217 I struggled so hard to think of a single Transformers island aside from maybe that one in Animated "@Roodypatooti *hugs* You're fine, cutie 💕" "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/cIFzJ33kI5" "I'm unironically enjoying this, so we're clear" @Roodypatooti Why are you sorry? I'm confused aaaah just how I like my notifications: chaos https://t.co/5tlAN64195 @maegodhavemercy And in both cases there was absolutely no containment of any kind :V @Notactuallysmol Literally tweeted this with you in mind lol https://t.co/EgbcRIWYXk This one might be my best "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/43CQwMgd1w" @aristidexo Watch me! >:D help there's too many fictional islands "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/8OluL4h7l3" @narylis Do it so I can retweet it and not spam everyone's TLs with my tweets lol Okay for reals I'm done this time "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/TkwZF7jBfr" @Monicaaaaaah SHIT HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS ONE I'm done after this one I promise lol "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/AtoksU9bzF" @TimonicWulfgar The one and only! @synclair_speccy hh 😳😍 "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/1f0zmFJV4V" "After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time https://t.co/0GBGO9TPZK" @Evitron I knew what you meant 💕 @skunkw0rxx @NireBryce Probably a good idea? I know the type of progesterone can vary between counties? I'd only be confident telling you you could do this if you were in the states. But you could try asking your doctor! @synclair_speccy but but! I have a thing for butch cuties 😳💕 @skunkw0rxx @NireBryce It bypasses the liver and for me at least had yielded better results #NAME? @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/U1NXodzIpq "@SammyCinnabun I mean he did win through voting, though to be fair if I recall the Galactic Empire thing was more like a declaration by him. Just with the entire Senate minus a few people cheering" "Oh, additionally, Luke & friends, Rey & friends, AND Jyn & friends all saved the day by decidedly NOT voting" "I also think you should vote, but this just made me laugh all the same" "Emperor Palpatine won the popular vote, as did his proposal for a Galactic Empire" @TheLastGherkin I still use him as my main Overkill figure all this years later @AyrenTheWolf @OzmaRacc Hot 😳 @excogs can't believe I got such good seats for this @joelax9 Not like I label my characters on my shelves so it's all the same to me lol @joelax9 I think the idea is to think of him as Nightbeat "@joelax9 I'm reserving judgement until I get him in-hand, but I'm tempted to agree. But that just means this one will stay in Counterpunch mode lol" I collect way too many robots lol "At first I was mad that I'd need to buy a second Punch/Counterpunch figure just to get Earth mode Barricade, but then I realized this way I could display Punch AND Counterpunch in one display 🤔 https://t.co/pjwY7bC9aB" @SomeBWord Advanced Docking @abrokentweeter Honestly it was that video that kinda snapped me out of my nostalgic feeling about Beetlejuice "Like every Tim Burton movie though,*visually* it's beautiful, for what that's worth." Beetlejuice easily. It's not as good as you remember. Beetlejuice himself is a huge creep and it's uncomfortable. THIS IS SO COOL #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/PTTUVdMcwQ This game is beautiful #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/5iLjX82BZf "@SquireOfCydonia Yeah that's similar to the anime. I just feel like we shouldn't even see Light be that desperate. He should believe fully that he finally won, not fearing for his life or anything. Then, and only then, Ryuk should kill him. A complete surprise to him. No lead up." @lunch__bug I can't do Instagram. Too many DMs from chasers. But I'll see you on Telegram for sure 💕💕💕 @ChaKatKimber @OzmaRacc YESSSSS @HaileyAdamsXXX Yay! 💕 @Colezze I like it waaaay less lol @trgrrl Perfect boy!!! 😍 @OzmaRacc HUGE AGREE @nlrghorny Awwwww so tiny and cute!!! 😍😍😍 @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ it's funny because it's true @ButtGoblin666 true facts @PrissyOrcGF They'd look sooooo good on you!!! Hot #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/AfaT1IRQ0C @sapphixy HELL YEAH *gasps* They said the name of the game! #KayPlaysPrey https://t.co/y95X40f1OT My Commander arrived!!! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/oS7zpDur2D @crazylittlebee1 @CrypticGoblin @transgrlinexile Omg that's hilarious Aw hell yeah this sounds like my kinda D&D session! #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/IBpZCGU35E Interesting that this is just as much of an alternate timeline as the Bioshock games #KayPlaysPrey https://t.co/LCr1Nyn3kC Really fucking worried about one my closest online friends right now. I don't want to go into detail but I just needed to say that. It's weighing on me a lot. Video games are working to distract me. I can't dwell on this when I'm so powerless to help :/ That's... probably not good #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/8rU099m36Z Oooooh the space controls are really fun and realistic! #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/MB2S3lm8DY THIS IS REALLY COOL IDEA OMG #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/QgVXj0IfC9 Finally hooked up my speakers! Jen wanted to watch me play Prey and I wanted her to hear it too. This is the first time I've needed them lol https://t.co/ZDOsmCE96X @Azure_Husky I understand 💕 @MagsVisaggs It makes the seemingly rapid uniform swapping in the 90's make WAY more sense @Noelle_Boossy I agree "@blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ My living situation would make it awkward, but it's hopefully changing soon" @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ hbhhhhhhhgggghh I need to try that on sometime >/////< @Azure_Husky There's still a chance this could get better? At least I hope there is :/ @SwiftAusterity Fractured relationship. It's heart breaking :/ And I don't want to assume anything yet but the way the base is looking it's not looking great for the fate of my girlfriend. Seems like she might be dead. @AngryNerdBird Yeah but the method for it this time is justified well and imo makes sense in-universe @transgrlinexile @CrypticGoblin @crazylittlebee1 I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL @CrypticGoblin @crazylittlebee1 Oh lol no worries then sorry 😅 The dogs from Who Let the Dogs Out are all probably dead now :/ @CrypticGoblin @crazylittlebee1 Trans guy... like this isn't hard to infer Morgan signed up for memory erasure and I'm sure it was important but like... damn :/ "One thing I found a bit upsetting in Prey is I was told that your girlfriend is a girl even if you play a woman (which is awesome!) but I found an email from a woman who was very upset that I was ""ignoring"" her when passing her in the hall. My memory was erased 😬" @CaseyExplosion I feel as though that should piss off every Irish person. @charlierosehoe @maegodhavemercy Consider: Tiddy soft and warm @crazylittlebee1 Okay but WORTH IT imo lol @charlierosehoe @maegodhavemercy Ice cubes for feet! :V "@MoonPupper To be clear, what I'm talking about in this thread isn't really possible. Enforcing it would be messy at best. But if it were somehow possible, it would be the moral thing to do." "@MoonPupper That's the title I prefer, but I don't hide the fact that I think anarchicism, socialism, and communism all have a shared goal." @Clark1995C Not sure how you got that from my tweet @Claugustus1 @Nadinosaurusrex Yeah I figure it's gotta be incredibly easy lol @Monicaaaaaah @maegodhavemercy Very very gay reasons 👀👀👀 "@A_MxPromiscuous It's cathartic maybe but I feel it doesn't fit with the overall theme of the story. Death Note is not a story about good guys winning. Light is the bad guy, and he definitely should have lost in the end, but it should have been more of a surprise (to him), in my opinion." @A_MxPromiscuous Yeah another problem with that show is L dying and then somehow the show keeps going... with two different new Ls... like wtf @Yuroshai Oh nice! Lol @P4ndora2 It's not an ending one forgets easily lol @softGirldick 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX We ARE so alike! Gay~ @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much 😍😍😍 "And with Brotherhood I had already seen a ton of the original FMA? Like I knew how the series began I think? Though there's a lot about FMA I missed, to be fair. I just understood what I was seeing when watching the ending, is all I mean." With Eureka Seven seeing the ending just made me want to watch the whole series WAY more honestly (I didn't accomplish that though lol) "What's an anime (or any show) you accidentally watched the ending of either first or just really really early in your viewing? I feel like this was more of a thing with cable TV. For me it was FMA Brotherhood and Eureka Seven, two shows with extremely weird endings lol" @RebelGirl1323 I have not lol "@Nadinosaurusrex Oh don't get me wrong, Light panicking is a bit satisfying. He is the villain after all. I just strongly felt the theme and feel of the story would've been far more strongly upheld if Light got EVERYTHING right... expect for the demon right beside him." "@RebelGirl1323 It's been years but that kind of loophole feels really obvious in hindsight so I'm wondering if there isn't already a canon Death Note rule that makes that setup impossible. Because otherwise... come on, Light" "@LuciKitten True, that would be the best approach" @Nadinosaurusrex Ryuk and only Ryuk should've gotten one over on Light in the end. No other humans involved. That's the ultimate combination of Light's genius and hubris. The perfect end. "@Nadinosaurusrex It was the lead up that disappointed me. The panicked, desperate Light. It should have been a decisive victory for Light. He wins, knows he's won, then Ryuk goes ""Good job, time to die.""" "@ChaelaT182 Yep, Light is definitely a Walter White. The protagonist that you sometimes root for, but the story's villain through and through. Which is another reason I felt the ending didn't fit. He should've suffered a more obvious faustian end at the hands of Ryuk." @OtherverseG Hell yeah! @ChloeFloraLeo Ryuk literally tells him that this ends when he gets bored! That's such an obvious Chekhov's gun! That ending writes itself! "While I'm here the ending to Death Note was CLEARLY TELEGRAPHED as Light winning, then Ryuk getting tired of him (because he's won, that's boring) and taking his soul. The ending we got betrayed the heart of that story." "Also fuck heart attacks. For the most vile people on earth the only fitting end would be detailed, humiliating, drawn-out, painful ends. Luckily Death Notes aren't real! It's fun to write fiction, though." 4:30am thoughts "Am I the only one who sometimes fantasizes about finding a Death Note? And then like, fuck writing down criminals' names. There are better names to write down 🐘 Also hell yeah give me those Shinigami eyes, I'm saving the world here, the sacrifice is more than worth it." "Enforcing such a policy might be difficult, but identifying who it is that should lose their right to participate in society I argue would actually be extremely easy." "@WhaleHorned Like, I dunno, maybe if we called them the proletariat? 🤔" It's honestly quite fair. Oh you want to strip human rights from others? No more rights for you until that toxic horse shit stops leaking out of your mouth. You've lost the privilege until you can prove you're a functional human being with empathy. "We need a dictatorship of anyone left of center. If you want rights, stop being a soulless ghoul who votes for the rights of others to be taken away. We cannot tolerate intolerance." Conservatives don't deserve rights "@LorelaiMerri Oh I know, I'm just saying. It would be a perfect fate for Innistrad, perhaps ESPECIALLY given that Phyrexians can't planeswalk." Republicans are all about the letter of the law above the spirit of the law when it benefits them. The spirit of the law in this case is literally the Democrats get more fucking votes. No one is fooled by this shell game they're playing. "It's just so infuriating. It's a schoolyard bully tactic. Only following the rules when it benefits you, then when people cry foul acting like they're the unreasonable ones. Conservatives don't deserve rights, full stop." "During a normal year? Sure, you have to have a cutoff, and hell maybe in a normal year 6 days is fair. This is not a normal year, however. Everyone knows that. Covid means more mail-in ballots, politicizing covid means mail-in vs in-person will fall on party lines." "And like I know one would cheat ""for no benefit other than it'll help them win"" but I mean like you can't even pretend this has a less sinister motivation unless they're trying to claim that BECAUSE ballots are coming in late that means they MUST be fraudulent. Makes no sense." Transparently announcing they're going to cheat for no benefit other than it'll help them win. It's infuriating. "@Mor_Sock_Puppet @CaseyExplosion You weren't cutting in, you were adding a really important detail I neglected" "@Mor_Sock_Puppet @CaseyExplosion Yep, I realized I should've worded it that way shortly after clicking reply" @LorelaiMerri Omg it would be the most hilarious thing for poor Innistrad to get invaded by Eldrazi and then Phyrexians on top of that lol @LorelaiMerri Okay stuff like this is why I'm okay with this set existing. If literally no one buys it for anything but reprints to make staple cards drop in price it'll still be worth it. @CaseyExplosion Fascism feeds on a need for constant threats to the in-group. @LorelaiMerri Also I never realized partner can mean more than two commanders. Interesting. @LorelaiMerri Oh I didn't even see that it's labeled like a common? It has the rare holofoil at the bottom. Magic is getting so weird. I don't know who Commander Limited appeals to nor can I fathom WHERE anyone would actually play it during covid. @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG DADDY YES YES YES 😭💕💕💕 I can't wait until you live here! 🥰💕💕💕 "@LorelaiMerri What purpose does this commander serve? Okay I can make it any color, but then it's just a vanilla creature with partner." "Honestly it's not like I had the money to order these anyway, to be fair. Just would've liked more of a chance than none." I mean I AM a bisexual but I hardly think that's relevant :P https://t.co/iTbjXuxg00 @Ranting_Trans Cute! 💕 I don't know if I'm a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper. I don't know if I'm a morning person or not. I can fall asleep easily as well as wake up easily. I've always been a dual wielder in this regard. "@Katabassist I hate that feeling of knowing I'm not ""dealing"" with trauma and that I'm going to have to properly set that bone later. Sometimes though it's the only ""coping"" strategy I know 🙃" "I really wanna like, list off some names (not @'s) but I'm worried I'll forget some folks and feel bad. I think y'all know who you are. We are close friends after all 💕" "In April 2017 I was like ""I should start using Twitter so I can get more regular updates on how Trump is ruining my life"" and 3.5 years later I've made some of the closest friendships of my life 😭💕💕💕" Old Twitter friends (that's friends I've had through Twitter for a long time regardless of their age lol) are really awesome. If we've stayed friends for like 3+ years now I'm pretty sure I'd take a bullet for you lol 💕 And there's just... no longer a button to click to email me when they're in stock again. Lovely. "Assuming this email was at all accurate, they sold out in five minutes again https://t.co/KMWtqJn7Hk" "And much like most things that happen on the left, right-wingers will never fully understand this. If one of them reads this thread they'll just think ""No way you were ever right-wing if you're a leftist now. Doesn't work that way."" They're blind to the gravity of their cruelty." "But being right of center and seeing people you love (or even yourself after coming out as queer) losing their rights or otherwise subjected by other people right of center? That can absolutely radicalize a formerly ""normal"" person into a leftist. I'd argue it SHOULD." "Wanting really basic, technically-left-of-center but ultimately not huge asks is not enough to magically make who was left of center suddenly right of center. You were already on the right, you just got pissed off enough to stop hiding it, and you think you have a good scapegoat." """I wasn't originally this far right-wing but you [doing something benign like changing your pronouns to they/them] forced me to turn into this"" Is another example of right-wing projecting. Because in reality the horrific shit the right demands actually CAN push people left." "Me at 19: Lesbian love is the purest form of love Me at 33: IT SURE FUCKING IS, ALSO YOU'RE A LOT BETTER AT IT" Look I'm just saying had I been a cis girl my first time might've been before I was 25. Also my first time resulted in a near pregnancy so having a vulva instead would've helped there too lol "Wanna retry this life as a cis girl solely to see how easy it would be to lez it up in my younger years without my mom noticing. My mom was very much ""you cannot invite over the opposite sex and close your door"" kinda parent but she was also harsher about this rule with her boys" @FiveFiveFiver Rare worked a lot on the Xbox not-Miis so maybe? They didn't exactly set the world on fire but I'm sure Microsoft appreciated it. "Anyway, I'm starting to think Rare is our last hope here. Or at the very least Microsoft is if they wanna farm it out to another studio (I'm not picky!)" "(AHIT I love to play and beat but it doesn't feel like a BK successor anymore, YL feels like a BK successor but it's not a game I enjoy playing and I've never beaten it, much as it breaks my heart to say)" I harp about this way too much but it's fucking weird to go from kickstarting two different spiritual successors to Banjo-Kazooie (A Hat In Time & Yooka-Laylee) to having literally zero games that both feel like spiritual successors to BK and are games I want to beat. """Oh but none of the original Rare employees are there anymore"" Consider: - I'm a massive BK fan and even I literally don't care (Yooka-Laylee was... okay) - Just hire Playtonic to develop it if you want" Literally other than another Conker game (which sounds just as ridiculous as another KI game so I guess bring it on?) what other reason does Microsoft even own Rare for? "Okay so Rare made a new Battletoads. A new Killer Instinct was also made (which I cannot stress enough sounded like an impossibility before its release). Banjo-Kazooie, as a retro property, has never been more popular. It's time for Banjo-Threeie." "need some of those sleeping pills from Tim & Eric to just wake up after the election and get it over with whatever ""it"" is" @Nymphomachy Missing out on lezzing it up in high school is such a huge regret of mine lol @DiscoDeerDiary HECK I forgot you're cute!! 💕 I need this purse 😳 @miss_nikola awwww 💕 "@OzmaRacc god, mood hell I'll be there" @AlexisVeilled yum :3 @miss_nikola Nikola you're so hot 😍 "@itsaddis @softGirldick @EmberFoxie @blogconyst @Mokiawa I don't even know how you got tagged, sorry" "@AlexisVeilled as you wish, babe :3 💕" @AlexisVeilled I'll get the strap~ @AlexisVeilled it's cute! :3 @IanCSamson I remember this comic! @lunch__bug I hope that's not true :/ Commander Limited sounds like an awful time but I don't want to yuck anyone's yum I'm sorry but who the fuck is building a Commander deck and not just buying singles online? Who's this product for? https://t.co/Nc11yG585w @softGirldick @EmberFoxie @blogconyst @Mokiawa @itsaddis hhhhhhg yes plz 🥺💕 No gods or kings. Only man. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/uq1m74K1MA ooooooh this is satisfying to use #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/KAp2nV8Pdr I have determined that I am VERY BAD at noticing when there's a mimic #KatPlaysPrey @EinsPossum sure Oh this beautiful #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/JTaATAGAYh This display seems excessive #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/eFK96PuGYy Goddammit they Truman Show'd me #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/DLNoXE5Ej3 @Azure_Husky YES HELL YEAH I GOT THE WRENCH NOW THE GAME IS REALLY STARTING #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/C8Y6hYfrHm Hey... you alright? I think she's okay. She's just tired. #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/HT59axjpAU "The music is spooky, I tried throwing the chair and it didn't work lol #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/PdDHvTz03s" GODDAMMIT I TOLD YOU #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/xEfd8NDE3i @Monicaaaaaah Oh I am! HE ASKED FOR COFFEE BUT HE ALREADY HAS COFFEE THIS IS BAD RIGHT #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/ouDnVVMZ30 I'm doing the best I can!!! #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/vJCmqwHzHY also ominous https://t.co/8gzl1uQufw @blogconyst @EmberFoxie @Mokiawa @itsaddis Exactly! @FantasiesFract1 @StebMcDreb @DoomGender Oh I have! @EmberFoxie @Mokiawa @itsaddis same Okay that's really clever https://t.co/TV3PYm40iS Ominous. https://t.co/F6TqO3LBI4 Okay it's time to beat the mind game for REAL this time! Graphical glitches seem to be fixed! #KatPlaysPrey https://t.co/mWapPIiWr5 "Just caused by me acting really foolish. I need to do better next time. Not to be cryptic, there's just only one person that needs to hear this part." @StebMcDreb 💕💕💕 panic attacks sure are a thing weeeee 🙃 (mostly better now) "@deathpigeon It has a different texture, I assume from the food coloring" @StebMcDreb I love you too 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc hhhhggghhh yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 @StebMcDreb yes? :3 "@Ally_Snow_ @LambChopInPamps It's frozen So like, works the same way comets do" "@LambChopInPamps Nope, this is new We knew there was water on Mars tho" so if there's water on the moon there could be... whalers on the moon @StebMcDreb wh why is this hot @MommyBlakesFeet >////> 💕 @FoxieAfterDark Omg it SHOULD have a TV! @ArtyMaus YES PLZ GOSH 🥵🥵🥵💕 I want an orgy station https://t.co/7lPmE8eCxN @blogconyst EXACTLY okay I kinda want one tho @Chopin_42 yes plz! 🥵 @Chopin_42 gosh but you! 😳💕 @StebMcDreb hey what if we did the fuck sometime~ @OrionPax4217 🥵💕💦 look I know this might come as a shock but I'm very gay and there are a LOT of trans women I wanna do the fuck with 💦 @litterboxhex Omg happy birthday cutie! 💕💕💕 @Nickle4aPickle thank you ;w; 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf 👀👀👀💕 @Nickle4aPickle (I really appreciate the encouragement! *hugs!*) "@Nickle4aPickle It's possible? I have heard that for some people their hips don't fuse until they're 25. I'm 33 and started HRT at 30, but here's hoping 👀👀👀" Sleepy Seven 💕💕💕 https://t.co/hBsxR1BQhK Oh I guess the conversation didn't end? They're otherwise being respectful I just felt this was a teachable moment. "Anyway the conversation ended with them basically saying ""I don't think you understand where I'm coming from"" so I'm not sure I got through to them sadly. Another thing not to do: Do not disregard a trans person who corrects you. I shouldn't have to explain why that's not cool." "Some trans people are truly awful! It sucks but it's true! And y'all need a better strategy for dealing with that than ""Weeeeell we'll just pretend they're not trans"" That's the easy way out. It's also the shitty way out. Don't do it." "That's all well and good, but this ""ally"" misgendered this person and acted like it was a given that since this person was acting so shitty, they probably weren't trans, right? Yeah don't do that, allies. Never ever do that part." I'll be loose on details but I had an ally message me asking what I thought about some trans person I had never heard of making the news on Canada. Said ally wanted to get facts from a trans person to debunk what this transphobic trans person was claiming. "One misstep new/inexperienced allies tend to make is this assumption that trans people can't be bad people. This is related to the belief that bad trans people can be or should be misgendered, which whether they realize it or not means they think our genders are conditional." @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ Look I might not be dating her but I can easily tell she's cute all the time 💕 "@vexwerewolf Leopards eating faces party, etc" @HaileyAdamsXXX Fuck I hope you get them to help you soon :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX Wtf why are they giving you so much shit D: @chloe_trans Oh maybe that too! Funny either way! @FalconGoddess37 Exactly my point lol https://t.co/9ccCtAN0Db @notwaving @facepalmchris Sure I'm down! Wanna talk here or DMs? "@CaseyExplosion I dunno, seems equally baffling that nearly 10k people follow me. That's several times the population of the town I live it! 😳" @nyaakat hell yeah inner circle cool kids club 😎 @HaileyAdamsXXX Jen already took my only hoodie lol You can have the next one :P I love you so much omg 💕 @ProfaneAnnalist Thankfully at least in this case they're not voting "@Azure_Husky It's extremely weird to me that, anecdotally at least, there's a large number of right wing Canadians way too invested in American politics" "@Azure_Husky OH you're still at the hospital. For a second there I was like ""Jeez I had no idea your roommate situation was so dire""" "FWIW, pads are needed by us after both orchiectomies and vaginoplasties So it's not like there's never ever any reason a trans woman might want to buy mensuration products But make no mistake, we're demanding inclusive language for the benefit of our trans brothers and siblings" @ElisabethMcQ Would it be okay for me to retweet? Like yeah I don't doubt that most of them think trans women are the only trans people that exist. But it's also extremely beneficial to them to make us sound like lunatics who're demanding that mensuration products be advertised to us so who knows 🤷‍♀️ I go back and forth between wondering if this is true ignorance on the part of transphobes or an intentional effort to make trans women in particular look bad. YESSSSS https://t.co/xfcfljWDkR I need to get more active. The ranch has a whole ass elliptical machine I could be using. "Okay yeah hip pain has not improved enough to sleep, just gonna run on like 3 hours of sleep I guess 🤷‍♀️" @NireBryce Fucking mood Maybe in 2022 we can have that back 😔 ALSO EXTREMELY GOOD https://t.co/vkybMSzI7e @_PheebsAD EXACTLY @AngryNerdBird @JimSterling Oh that works too! Like seriously I've had girlfriends who just start wearing my clothes and I don't even ask for them back because how can I???? @Ajsannaooj51 Retweeted 💕💕💕 This goes for boys stealing their boyfriends' clothes! It's the gayest cutest thing and I love it so 🥰 Girls stealing their girlfriends' clothes: Literally the cutest thing "@JimSterling Don't feel too bad, I didn't think of this awesome display name until like halfway through the month lol" @NewGenderWhoDis I can do a fair Mayor Quimby accent and that's basically the same thing lol @aluminumcuffs Definitely. With Oliver his worst crimes are his omissions. Good way to word it. @gigaBiteGirl Cody's Showdy often has the best takes @aluminumcuffs Also like I dunno if I completely agree that just saying that Biden is the one who isn't a fascist is being too optimistic. I'm pointing out the bare fucking minimum of silver linings. "@aluminumcuffs If you want actual leftist news in the style of The Daily Show, watch @SomeMoreNews. I'm just saying John Oliver isn't wrong to say we should vote for Biden. (Also for what it's worth he's probably the furthest left any of The Daily Show alumni ended up? I can stomach his show)" @PrissyOrcGF Love you tons :/ 💕 "Not to stan John Oliver, just saying that yes, voting for the non-fascist candidate is in fact the best idea, even though said non-fascist is likely going to be an awful center-right Liberal who implements his fair share of shitty policies. Our work won't be done after November." "John Oliver starting in 2021 when Biden wins, presumably according to this person: Well chaps there's literally nothing else to do or talk about, Biden's literally perfect, everyone have a great four years, goodnight!" This thread was inspired by seeing someone complain that John Oliver spent 30 minutes or whatever talking about how Trump used Obama-era polities to make things worse and then ended the segment saying we should vote for Biden. Last Week Tonight BEGAN in the damn Obama era. "@NewGenderWhoDis At least with Biden there's a chance, however slim, that we can fight for better policies. And yeah it sucks that that's the best silver lining we have but there's literally no alternative unless we're just gonna try to force a revolution which I don't see anyone doing." Exactly. https://t.co/s3h6PdkrnB Anyway this has been annoying me for a long time but it's taken a bit too formulate the words. There's a problem of assuming the worst version of what people believe going on just the bare minimum of what they say. It permeates social media and ruins all discourse. "Some might be saying you shouldn't vote, some might think Biden will save us, but these stances are not the default and I don't see why they should be assumed on either side." "There's a huge problem of well-meaning liberals doing that whole ""So what you're saying we shouldn't vote???"" But an equally annoying problem of Leftists going ""lol you think Biden will save you?""" "Much like how criticizing Democrats from the Left doesn't inherently mean you're arguing that no one should vote for Biden, voting for Biden/telling others to vote for him doesn't mean you think that voting for him is literally all we need to do and once he wins our work is over." @NireBryce @recursive Come to think of it I think switching to injectables is when I started getting hip pain @SlightlyMinty Well I'm really glad you spoke up and that we're mutuals now! If your bro uses Twitter I'd love to follow him too 💕 @SlightlyMinty OMG I REMEMBER HIM I'm guessing he remembered our name and followed the ranch on various social medias since you're here lol. Tell him I said hi! "@SlightlyMinty Oh hey you're only like an hour and a half from us, I never meet nearby people lol" @NireBryce @recursive (GI?) @SlightlyMinty Twitch doesn't work on my shitty internet sorry @trgrrl One of these has gotta be one of the Magic City Man guys https://t.co/Ux79rMQFPg "@PrissyOrcGF I wanna say something more substantial than ""hugs."" No one should have to deal with the shit you're dealing with right now. Least of all someone as kind as you 💕" @CamisGoodBoy @IzzyBunBop I was just about to type basically this @recursive @NireBryce I guess I have two questions then: - Should I be worried - Could this lead to wider hips @AliceAvizandum eats on the floor to save money on tables "@teagirlofsteel It's already a loose timeline. ""Jurassic Park"" only existed briefly for previews quietly in 1993. Jurassic WORLD on the other hand was a fully operating park from about 2005 to 2015." "@MaiaFranklyn It's because Paramount, being the live action Transformers people, knows how much Transformers toys make money and this year was originally going to see their pointless Top Gun sequel release in theaters before The Plague happened" That's actually extremely funny holy shit @CelticAnarchy WAIT NO IT JUST CLICKED OH WAIT LITERALLY YOU DON'T NEED YOUR MONITOR I THINK I GET IT THAT'S GOOD "@CelticAnarchy the verb was ""lock"" tho?" @recursive @NireBryce What's that? I'm a fucking Junkrat main I feel like I should be able to decipher this LRT I have been trying to decipher that tweet for like 3 minutes despite being way too into Overwatch but I wanna pretend I get it so I retweeted it @Enichan @ann_arcana @TailwindsSys The cynic in me wonders if it's because past a certain number they can't guarantee people will stay blocked. """what's wrong with Kat's reading comprehension?"" double-check what time it is in mountain time if that fails, I'm probably just high" "shouldn't make political tweets at 3am, easy mistakes slip by lol" @Den_Matrix Same 💕 also aren't these the same kind of assholes who think poor people owning refrigerators are faking being poor or whatever? where the hell is the toaster supposed to come from in the minds of these weirdos yeah presumably this guy just milks his cat or something and churns that https://t.co/sZlzkq82X4 the second you're counting up how much it costs *per slice of bread* people understand you're not arguing honestly I really need everyone to understand that "me, winning at both money and malnutrition at the grocery store: yes I would like 2 eggs and 1 slice of bread please https://t.co/BU0ZwidtBj" @CamisGoodBoy I love that movie so much I dunno why horrible scumbags being horrible scumbags is so entertaining Unrelated but I like to headcanon that Dennis Nedry runs this account @hmsnofun Well I think I know how I'm gonna read Homestuck for the uhhhhh kinda fourth time but if we're talking all the way through then the first time @Liophora I used to years ago before realizing they're always always ALWAYS compromised with personal grudges the list creator has. @NireBryce Why is this a thing??? D: @Poppy_Zone Impressive! """Yeah just make sure you block at least tens of thousands of people, live out in the country with a bunch of guns and make that fact well-known, and you too can safely be an openly leftist trans woman online!""" I don't know why being awake helps??? But my hips are hurting a bit less while I'm on my back. If they get much better I think I'll be able to fall asleep again. Considering all this at once I'm concluding that social media was a massive mistake. "Oh I guess the other half of this is I live out in the country with a well-armed trans commune so doxxing me doesn't work very well either. I'm rather untouchable unless you really want to, as they say, fuck around and find out." @cassie_complex YES "Anyway this is a big reason I'm almost never harassed by bigots and if I am, their replies often get filtered out of my notifications anyway (I also have Twitter's quality filter on)" @TailwindsSys https://t.co/p463hyQAOu """Did you finally achieve Twitter enlightenment?"" Yes. ""What did it cost?"" Blocking everyone. https://t.co/fhzOD5jtcl" @LivPosting @yungneocon *cracks knuckles* I mean if we're really showing off... https://t.co/FrVxX8UTSR Just to make myself feel better I'm going to assume this is my hips somehow weren't fused when I started HRT and I'm gonna have nice wide birthing hips in no time Love it when my hips hurt so much that I simply can't go back to sleep I like to sleep on my side but even on my back they're hurting too much Not sure why this became a thing for my body @TheAshenCouncil hey same @Almyti It's super surreal! @StopTweetingMia Gobstoppers are the best candies @CaseyExplosion I bought it the second I saw it was out! Need to figure out where I left my Xbox controller though... Oh my god it's spaghetti no question how is this even a challenge @apunkdog I was about to say! 😍💕 "@Notactuallysmol damn, if only magic nurseries were a thing haha 👀" @swarm_trans So a bit more than a texture lol So much work for me just to fix a reveal/twist I'm already aware of "Yep, screenshot from a let's play I looked up. More troubleshooting tomorrow then! https://t.co/BFuApTC9pj" @TimonicWulfgar Well it's better than red REPLACE ME balloons. I'll look into it tomorrow @StopTweetingMia @LeftAtLondon I mean it just wouldn't be complete without the watermark Wait maybe I didn't fix it? Are the blackened windows due to Future Blinds or is the morning sky not loading? Either way I'm going to bed lol Fixed it! But now it's late so I'll be resuming (beginning lol) tomorrow https://t.co/ATVUrMgCdA "@FoldableHuman nope, don't like this, no sir" @CoreAndRind @CatoftheNine It'll probably be tomorrow just a heads up @CoreAndRind @CatoftheNine I remember that too lol @OzmaRacc extremely 😍 @norintha @CoreAndRind Was that before or after they added in stuff to make beating that one beefy boss possible for stealth players? @CoreAndRind @norintha But I like being sneaky! @norintha @ParchmentScroll lol I could barely read them @CoreAndRind Weeeeeell maybe I'm looking for a TINY bit of a challenge :P "@CoreAndRind @CatoftheNine Yeah I watched I believe the Errant Signal review of it 3 years ago and the two things I remember are: Your starting apartment is a lie To start out with at least, the black goo will fuck you up" @CoreAndRind I'm doing Normal and I debated doing Easy. I'm not looking for a challenge. @zeroefficiency Luckily I already knew about it. Still sucks tho @norintha @ParchmentScroll Yeah our power/internet out here in the country is kinda spotty Anyway I'm aware of the reveal/twist five minutes into the game and I'm pretty sure these graphical glitches just spoiled it lol @ParchmentScroll It found a gig worth of stuff to download (re-download?) so I'm hopeful. Okay another gig of files it somehow forgot to download. I'll be trying again in an hour when it's downloaded RIP @KateMetalBard true lol Thanks to Jen for letting me know this was a thing I could do https://t.co/2Xl7f7tqf6 @TimonicWulfgar Yeah it's Psychoshock! That's why I wanted to try it :3 I'm annoyed that my game is already broken https://t.co/C7LueoYUNs uhhhhhh graphical glitch? https://t.co/Rw1ZjTXqIU This seems like foreshadowing https://t.co/S0AxlzDbfz @TimonicWulfgar Nope! And now it's time to beat the mind game https://t.co/gBlP3pDQMl @StebMcDreb i am also neurodivergent ppl @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* "@natalievanbc Some small improvements, yeah. Hard to notice sometimes. I definitely FEEL better, not that I felt bad on pills or anything" At least they have a live chat so I don't have to grapple with phone anxiety "Yeah the Help page just says to click change email (which I assume is the edit button) but hovering over than turns my cursor into a ""no"" symbol. Fucking fantastic." ... I somehow wrote .ccom in my email and they won't let me edit it (there's an edit button though so it might be waiting for verification! RIP) Some injection days I can really feel that need for estrogen. Today was one of those days x.x I feel better now @chibikonatsu I definitely understand the compulsion. But I realized years ago that following one's compulsion doesn't always lead to satisfying results. Makes me wonder if the majority of Star Wars fans are okay lol @AlexisAventrau yup lol 7. Over an hour later: Still nothing 🙃 @Azure_Husky sounds like it :/ Here was the sequence of events: 1. Netflix won't work on smart TV 2. Oh I just made a Disney+ account let's do that instead 3. My email isn't recognized 4. I'm literally logged into the account six feet away 5. OH my email isn't verified! Easy 6. 15 minutes later still nothing """What if you married nobody?"" So, my life right now?" love too wait minutes upon minutes for my disney+ confirmation email because before my email is confirmed it's like my account doesn't exist and we can't use it on the tv these things should take seconds wtf is the holdup "Siri, show me an idea that's a perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with Star Wars, particularly the prequel era" @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀 @ARCTIC_ST0RM YES PLZ One moment from Infinite that's just seared into my memory (spoilers!): Towards the end when Elizabeth takes you to a place to drown the Song Bird? I didn't turn around until I was supposed to. Just happenstance. Rapture's reveal was perfect for me. I treasure that moment. "Then again I was like 26 when I played Bioshock Infinite, the fuck did I know lol" "Infinite had mythically long credits and I spent every second of those credits with my mouth open because of that ending. I don't want to make the argument that a story can be worth it despite its flaws merely because of a killer ending, but I think Infinite comes close to that." "Infinite probably doesn't hold up as far as its narrative and handling of topics that have only tragically gotten more relevant since its release, but I don't think it held up when it first came out in that regard? It's a fun science fiction story I'd like to experience again." "Not to put too many games on my ""to play"" list but you know when the last time I played Bioshock Infinite was? When it came out. And I never played the DLC! And I'm a huge Bioshock 1 fan! What's wrong with me lol" @Liophora Yeah I'd have to play it with that mod. The game's age is a big part of why I've avoided it. Hard to go back to! Glad there's a mod tho "YUP I heard this track ONCE in a review YEARS ago and it's stuck with me ever since (I think of it when I think of this game, the two are interlinked in my mind). Looking forward to this too! https://t.co/VuWylJts1x" @DragonCobolt As a gay girl I am very happy with this reveal DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE GAY FUCK YEAH https://t.co/FajKN1pVZG "(Oh and yeah, I one day do want to play System Shock) (And I guess Bioshock 2 and System Shock 2? Probably should at some point?)" @VioletWren428 My natural default state is to take AGES to explore new games like this lol Prey is intriguing to me mainly because it's the 'Shock sequel we never got. I loved Bioshock and Bioshock Infinite. Think I'll enjoy Psychoshock. Also it's spooky! Halloween and stuff! I bought Prey 2017 ages ago on Steam and I've finally decided to download it and give it a try. 6 more gigs to go! Maybe about 5 hours? x.x @excogs the only option: plushies @tainkirrahe maybe... maybe they can resist cliffhangers for seasons 3? just this once? 😭 @tainkirrahe oh... oh no @LorelaiMerri @SerpenIllus As we all are @suezobeam Confirmed for cute! I meant *jam a finger but jab works I guess? @CodeWitchJen Yep I barely think about it anymore either which is why it's so surreal to remember it again lol Another fun vag development is the small part that was all red and stingy that needed to heal over at the entrance of my vag? It's basically all healed over now! No more needing to caaaarefully finger myself! I just jab a finger right up there! :V There's a VERY specific recurring itch I've had on my left labia and I'm FINALLY able to actually scratch! it wasn't phantom limb. I knew where to scratch. I guess it just took 11 months for those nerves to finally start working? But holy shit is that satisfying x.x @Q3w3e3 oh I hate that I could instantly picture one https://t.co/VTdWGqNP8o @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater https://t.co/Vul43yCU21 @HaileyAdamsXXX Hot~ 😍 "@Monicaaaaaah I can be terrible with words when I need them most, but you're one of my favorite people on here and I hope you feel better soon :/" @Monicaaaaaah *hugs hugs hugs!* 💕💕💕 I'm not crying you're crying 😭😭😭 @NewGenderWhoDis Definitely rings a bell but I think I'll need a closer look~ @SnortingEstrace pretty much @JessicaCyboid FUCK YEAH 💕💕💕 "@AnaMardoll Yep, even if you go into the red. The fact that one is in the red and needs to pay that back is fair enough. I don't see why charging the poor on top of that is necessary in any way." "@brennasaid Some folks are convinced that bisexual by definition means ""no trans people"" for some reason 🙄" @Pr0t0thePissed @natalievanbc TFWiki counts Selects figures that released alongside Siege as Siege toys for simplicity. @notCursedE I'm gonna miss you a lot. If you wanna swap Discord or Telegram names I'm down. I'd hate for this to be truly goodbye 💔 "@rozietoez I get what you mean. Honestly the description reminds me of when I started HRT. My genital dysphoria got worse on HRT because I finally FELT like a woman, but there was this major thing now in the way of me feeling fully like one." @cuddlejoy @BEAT_TWITTAR it's repulsive because it's epic rap battles lol @TrexPushups So weird!!! I get what you mean! @Demi_theynd At this point it feels like a different universe @TrexPushups Exactly!!! @nixie_pink hot 😍 I hated my penis and I never ever want to experience having one again. Also: I can never ever experience having a penis again which is equal parts a huge relief and also fucking wild to consider. "I often reflect on the finality of my surgery (like above where I say I can't ever experience genital dysphoria again) and people will sometimes get confused and ask if it's somehow a bad thing? And like, of course it's not! But the finality is still awesome to behold." @alina0987651234 No of course not "At most sometimes having a vulva will feel a bit weird, but it's never a bad weird. Not once has it ever felt viscerally wrong like the genitals I was born with so often did. Being trans is wild" "Before surgery the dysphoria would often come in waves, so there'd be stretches where I was mostly fine. 11 months after surgery and I'm forced to admit that it's just never coming back at all 🥰" Currently sitting here contemplating the fact that I cannot ever get genital dysphoria again. Like yeah no shit that's why I got a vaginoplasty but it hits different when it's been almost a year and you know the dysphoria is gone forever. @machtackle Buzzsaw's absence has also been weird!!! @machtackle Because like even if they ran out of time because of shipping delays or something... just change the packaging to Earthrise like they did for Rung @machtackle *dissonance between my collector's impulse to collect both WfC and MP increases* @machtackle Not being on Pulse makes no sense to me. Bizarre. @machtackle Well if nothing else for shipping reasons I'm gonna try to wait until there's a listing for them in the states @machtackle oh nooooooo every Ratbat/Rumble listing is from China! I wonder if they're already making knockoffs? 😭 @machtackle Yeah I didn't realize Rung got a Siege release lol Were it not for double-checking what figures I still needed on TFWiki I would've never known Singe was a thing! Definitely wanna grab him and Ratbat/Rumble before the prices get much worse Deciding to be a competitionist for War for Cybertron feels like a mistake in hindsight Didn't even know this was a figure that was released. Sounds like the distribution was really limited I guess uh oh https://t.co/xpAO90V2Zf "most (I hope) of us: *doing our absolute best to wear masks, social distance, stay at home when we can, etc for FAR LONGER than anyone would expect* some weirdos that get to make headline news for whatever reason: ""why are we even doing this???? I HATE this *whines*""" must be nice living in the alternate reality where we all torched our 2020 plans just for shits and giggles like just as a bit """sure the kids aren't dying but their grades are suffering so can we really say this is worth it?"" https://t.co/eIBZQWs4pq" me @dreamingnoctis No apology necessary at all! You sound like you might be a nonbinary woman like me maybe? "I bet we can get this to its goal before tomorrow morning, what do y'all say? Donate if you can, retweet if you can't! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/I1fGZEwrVS" @_FeistyBoots_ @AndySensibaugh Mine is too! Hell half the reason I'm doing this is to get used to loosening up more @dreamingnoctis That feeling of impostor syndrome is normal and EXTREMELY common 💕 @_FeistyBoots_ @AndySensibaugh I just use water 🤷‍♀️ @Repealist_ gosh 😍💕 May I retweet? @AndySensibaugh I usually hold them in for like an hour lol @behsss SO CUTE 💕 @AndySensibaugh I can't imagine that it would dissolve easier in the belly button. Mine dissolves just fine in my butt? 🤷‍♀️ Progesterone: Apply directly to the butthole @Monicaaaaaah *hugs hugs hugs* :/ @OrionPax4217 Oh yeah I knew it looked familiar! @SwiftAusterity RIGHT??? I never would have called myself an articulation nerd until this very moment 😳 @HouseOfGunn @TrexPushups Oooh maybe I'm more like https://t.co/2xBrTvzcO3 @HouseOfGunn @TrexPushups Mmmmm! Make sense it does! @SwiftAusterity It's Freddy Freaker's number! :V I think I saw this initially in a Vinesauce video lol "Hey @SwiftAusterity, is this the commercial you were talking about? Because out of nowhere someone gave me the keywords to use to find it lol https://t.co/liMNDlknrw" @viragoergosum Very tired. Very long day x.x @AlexisVeilled GOODNESS babe I've never seen a before picture! Really emphasizes the growth 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX YES OMG @QuestForTori Congrats cutie! 💕💕💕 I've lost count of how many eggs I helped hatch. I feel so incredibly lucky 💕 @JessicaCyboid That sounds so cool! @HaileyAdamsXXX @SteampunkPenny Miss you so much :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX @SteampunkPenny Just about! @blogconyst @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater *squeak squeak* >//////< @TheEpicDewback I am not a rock scientist but it looks like it? @OrionPax4217 They looked sold out last I checked? I put my email in to be notified if/when they get more tho @Yona_Korse I mean I doubt the half a foot makes that much of a difference :P https://t.co/ONMs8Iw3IM I think it's safe to assume I missed out on both the Amazon two-pack when Ramjet & Dirge as well as the Rainmaker 3-pack and I'm a bit annoyed by that. eBay it is! When I have the money Worth noting that the 6 feet apart measurement was given as a safe estimate back when doctors and scientists knew almost nothing about covid and some are saying way more than 6 feet might be a better minimum 🙃 @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater 🥵🥵🥵 I hate it when a stranger I don't want to talk to says something and I can't hear/understand them. Like I'm not going to ask you to repeat that and extend my misery so I just have to pick a reaction that hopefully makes sense so you'll go away. Release me from this torture please The line at this Walgreens is shockingly long and slow Our state has a mask mandate that appears to be working but the 6 feet apart rule is treated like a guideline by way too many people People who don't stand 6 feet away in a line during all this are so unbelievably self-centered @bunnarchist good~ 😘 @Chopin_42 hhhhhhhh 💕 @SammyCinnabun Because they want toy collectors money I assure you the toy collectors were just as confused when they started doing this @SammyCinnabun Walgreens has been snagging various Hasbro exclusives for about half a decade now "@radicaldreamr_ TCG Player is the best place to buy them, but I've never sold them online before. I'd think eBay maybe, especially if you already have an account there" @TheSecretCallie Y'all are so pretty! @TheSecretCallie Aaaaaaaaa so cute!!!!! @Kate_Bunni Walgreens has been trying to attract toy collectors for about five years now with various Hasbro exclusives. @HenryWHall There's another one but I'm a loose collector so I just grabbed the first one I saw lol I guess the trick was coming in as soon as they open lol (We're picking up Mistress's inhaler prescription) "@SwiftAusterity Yeah they've been trying to expand away from that for at least five years. Often there's an exclusive Transformer, Marvel Legends, and Star Wars Black figure" @SwiftAusterity Oh yeah it's been a thing for years now. Still weird tho Wow I actually walked into a Walgreens and found a Walgreens exclusive Transformer! That never happens! https://t.co/pPZ1GoWbRL @HaileyAdamsXXX YOU'RE SO PRETTY DADDY @HaileyAdamsXXX plz 🥵🥵🥵 @blogconyst @transnami wow same @SixArmedSweater hggghh plz 🥵 @transscribe @abbygaleforce Nice!!! @StopTweetingMia mood @olivebrinker I mean that would be better than the last reboot attempt they made @SixArmedSweater gosh~ 😳💕 @KatyMontgomerie Hope she's alright. Wish I had another way to contact her to check in :/ "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Huh, that's good to know, thank you" @HaileyAdamsXXX They changed the TOS of Hero Forge recently. They own every character concept (not just design) that you upload. I dunno if deleting them accomplishes anything but it's what I did @Notactuallysmol THAT'S SO COOL @StebMcDreb atlantic ocean @OzmaRacc plz 🥵 @OzmaRacc The math checks out @TheCrystalStorm Sounds like a wonderful evening 🥰 "Like I've been meaning to watch Aquaman because by all accounts it's zany and leans into the camp. I don't think Snyder is capable of camp, though, so we'll see." "I don't think it'll be GOOD, but I'm starting to think it might be bonkers which I'm kinda down for?" "I'll be honest, I'm kind of getting more and more fascinated the more they announce." @blogconyst hdshfhshhf 🥵💦💦💦 @Notactuallysmol oh HELL yes 😳 @blogconyst ghgghhfhh p-plz >////< 💦💕 @TheNDqueerelf THE HANDLES ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE PART OF POOL TOY TF 😍😍😍 transition goals @TheCatMom Ooooh I'll have to look into getting one then! @Azure_Husky I'm so glad you're getting better! @shanhorandraws Factually the two best Beanie Babies @Repealist_ Yeah it'd be fun to play with you sometime! Are we friends on Battlenet? Didn't get PotG (that went to our team's DVa who got a quad kill with her ult) but this video ended with a 15 player kill streak for me (which these things don't record RIP) so needless to say I was feeling pretty awesome lol https://t.co/hIW7FjOtJf @hmsnofun I still have several of his jokes memorized lol "@okbillybunny oof, mood" @mizabitha That's a TMNT Ultimates figure. He's not out yet but I'm pretty sure they go for like $40? @damnyouwillis Is that a custom? Or yet another WfC figure I somehow missed lol @CaseyExplosion Oh hell yes finally! I wasn't opposed to eventually getting it for PS4 but PC is MUCH preferred! @MoonPupper Honestly same lol "The ranch's work truck needs fixing! Please donate if it can, retweet if you can't! We really need this truck up and running for the ranch's income. Thank you 💕💕💕 https://t.co/C3di6QrL2C" @OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge Awwwww :/ @QueenStodge Saaaaame Though $40 on steam? Makes me wonder if it's short @QueenStodge OMG IT'S A TURN-BASED STRATEGY GAME? :D @QueenStodge Battlegrounds? Is that a new TF game coming out? @daeken It's so perfect! @daeken I just realized this too and I've had her pre-ordered for months lol @crystalskyes80 @liddytronic I own the Judy one! Very few Hopps merch escapes my grasp lol @crystalskyes80 @liddytronic There's a non-Nendo Judy that I know has articulated eyes. I think she's Revoltech? @crystalskyes80 @liddytronic I think so? All my Nendos are in storage but I'm pretty sure articulated eyes are standard "@ValnarDragoness I'm going back and forth wondering how intentional it was. They have a running count of every Nendoroid (unlike Funko Pops that categorize the numbers by theme), but then again that timing is perfect" @crystalskyes80 SAME LOL "I love Judy Hopps but it's true: 1312, even her" HOLY SHIT I NEVER REALIZED WHAT NUMBER JUDY WAS https://t.co/RVxb5W0OSp @liddytronic HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT @liddytronic This is where I'm pre-ordering her! https://t.co/to73ythjR8 @HenryWHall I still haven't seen the sequel lol "*Hopps I know what I'm spelling, phone." @HenryWHall I mean I still care lol There was the sequel but that's still a couple years ago "Between this and Judy Hoops, Good Smile has been knocking out out of the park making figures of my favorite chibi characters! Still holding out hope for Midna tho 🥺 https://t.co/iMf2B4Z4y7" FUCK YEAH NENDOROID VANELLOPE https://t.co/SdTrjTr9PP @blogconyst Hell yeah! @transscribe Yes we do! 💕 I'll try to check whose online more often lol Of course I'm talking about the fictional Dr. Seuss character. Can't imagine why ANYONE would think I was talking about an actual person 👀 "If Yertle the Turtle dies, we party" @TheQueenSeKa Well let's just say I hope these symptoms are EXTREMELY temporary 🙂 Grim Reaper's hungry for turtle soup Trump's status post-covid was depressing but I'll take this as a consolation prize @NewGenderWhoDis That sounds adorable tho I've officially become an Ashe main. She's just so good. Hey at least I get my own badass robot body guard https://t.co/StEhuGDVET @QueenStodge My only regret is I'll never be able to keep them in combined mode because Scylla needs to be on my lady bot shelf @vexwerewolf Everyone but the fascists themselves seem to understand that if fascists got their way and had an ethnostate or whatever they'd IMMEDIATELY start turning on each other. @sidhra Nice! @sidhra What do you mean? @uselessneetgirl @bonkey_bong Bonkey Bong blocked me like over a year ago 🤷‍♀️ @Kalindlara Have you tried using vibrating toys? For me the orgasms aren't as good without them @NLRG_ Yep sounds like acid 💕 "Like seriously no disrespect but Soma is a game where it's kinda JUST story? I think the addition of that no monsters mode (ie, removing like the only part that's kind of a game?) illustrates this well. But it's SUCH a gripping story." @x24sonic SO GREAT "I bought Soma for me AND my brother at full price when it was new despite watching Patrick Klepek play the ENTIRE thing, and that's a game whose story is like, 90% of the appeal for me. Still haven't played it, but I don't regret that purchase for a second." @NLRG_ So happy for you and proud of you 💕 @Colezze *hugs* @RajelAran Like it's impossible to imagine and describe and yet it feels so right 🥰 @RajelAran It's truuuuuue @SnortingEstrace You know I suspected but I really didn't want to believe it @AlexisVeilled *holds tight* Oh babe I know that feeling well. I'm so sorry 💕💕💕 @DelilahGarret @Avatarofgay https://t.co/nVMlBekJzE @LambChopInPamps hhhggg 🥵 I highly recommend trying them with a vulva if you happen to get the chance 🥵 The full-body orgasms that feminizing HRT gives you really never lose their novelty @stackedbimbo IT'S SO COOL @nixie_pink Thank you! 😍💕 @nixie_pink at the very least I need more porn with this in it heck @nixie_pink need to be put in one of these tbh 🥵 @NLRG_ These tweets have been so fucking good but this one might be your most on-point one lol @ArtregalOR Denver decriminalized them recently! @NLRG_ OH I GET IT NOW @sk8boosh Same! Though keyboard might be easier? Something for me to try next time @StrawbraryCami I wanna trip with them both! Sounds so fun :3 I don't trust it while sober... maybe I will while tripping! https://t.co/bO3i61Layf @StrawbraryCami Finally got a chance to read more of this thread and omg this is really entertaining @StrawbraryCami hot @NLRG_ @StrawbraryCami Extremely important! I wish I* could type while tripping on acid it's frankly bullshit that I can't D:< *the fictional version of myself that I'm developing as a work of satire @NLRG_ Yeah but that Spirituality feels awesome in the moment 🥰 For some it's an upgrade to their psyche as well @NLRG_ This has been so entertaining watching lol @blogconyst @QueenStodge indeed lol @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ awwwww @StrawbraryCami THIS ADORABLE I'd love to trip with her sometime! @IWILLBEARMED @AllisonPregler Dm'd @NLRG_ @eigenrobot Omg that would be the coolest while tripping! I haven't seen Coraline since it was in theaters and I *really* need to fix that @RebelGirl1323 @maegodhavemercy It's far and away my favorite clothing store @maegodhavemercy YOUR WIFE IS RIGHT @CamisGoodBoy @Data_Jake19 Sounds like a fun time :3 @mladyssilverfox It's okay. I'm weird about that show lol sorry not sorry TLJ is literally perfect I don't care if you disagree and replying with how you disagree will annoy the shit out of me its haters @SnortingEstrace You're still great at tweets. I would retweet this lol @Fangamer @RareLtd You should make a real Jinjonator too! But he should be twice as big! @HallahHyena Rachel Raptor! It says in the above pictures :P @zandravandra Hell yes! Welcome to team both 🥰💕 @mladyssilverfox Did I even imply that is wasn't @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddy I need you to top me 🥵 @Kitty_Kimz It sounds pretty cool at least! @HookedAesthetic You're so fucking cute omg!!! 😍😍😍 @dead_girly Truth @SnortingEstrace Hell yeah! You're good at this school thing I'm telling you! @starshpgirl I'm fully aware. That's why it's infuriating. @MindEmilys I'm not sure I follow "Rule of thumb: If a Republican accuses their opponent of something, it's because they do it too and either assume everyone does it, or they just want to get ahead of and control where accusations are going." "Republican hypocrisy is always a thing, but Trump turns it up to 11 and he'll STILL act like this is somehow not his fault. This is LITERALLY the EXACT SAME SHIT they pinned on Hilary. I'm so fucking past 2016 as a concept but the hypocrisy is infuriating." @ann_arcana lol of course "but,,, her emails,,,,," "Of course Trump has a terrible password and no 2-step authentication, but jesus this is the dumbest timeline. What a horrifying security risk" I'm kinda shocked no one tried this before That makes sense lol. I'm completely clueless about Uncharted AND Firefly! Couldn't give less of a shit lol https://t.co/Wpy5ckEDqm @miss_nikola Hmmmm I think some folks might already be suspecting it 🤔 Nathan Fillion is older than Harrison Ford was in The Last Crusade "I had to double check the name of this game franchise (I have never once been interested in playing lol) and then had to check Fillion's name spelling and Google was already suggesting ""Nathan Fillion Uncharted"" and like I think that ship has sailed, whoever is searching that" Tom Holland IS Nathan Fillion AS Nathan Drake IN: Uncharted. "So he was like... 19 at the youngest when he was in Civil War (20 when it released, but I meant when they filmed)??? He has a very distinctly baby face, I guess." "@SnortingEstrace I know this is how casting like this always works, but this is so transparently ""Okay who's hot right now? Can we get Spider-Man?""" Apparently he's *24* somehow so I guess this is just me getting old He still looks 14 to me so this is weird. Like a 14-year-old with a really beefy neck for some reason. "I don't even have an interest in Fire Emblem and I want this, shit" @Kitty_Kimz oh definitely left 😍😍😍 @SweetBeansComix I saw this on Patreon and I love it 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf It blows my mind that both The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth (which was in part made the way it was to course correct from Crystal) tanked when they came out. Labyrinth is legitimately one of my favorite movies of all time. @FrillyHyena @NLRG_ @sumireko_irl I associate this song completely with NLRG's wife lol @sstb__ I dunno off the top of my head lol. I think I'm just gonna replace the battery @MaggieMaeFish I love these things! Always wanted to try building one! @JennyENicholson There's wires coming out of his head even in the trailer though? I figured it was robot brain stuff. @MaiaFranklyn I actually cried when I heard :/ @StebMcDreb @MamaBearKingdom Actually I'm gonna stay out of this. If you want my take I can give it in DMs @StopTweetingMia The fun of tank tops! @Azure_Husky Just realized Twitter hasn't been showing me any of your updates on the timeline! I'm glad you're doing okay-ish at least? Hope you can get out of there soon :/ 💕💕💕💕 "@AnaMardoll @lisaquestions Oof, I might never get a diagnosis then. I suspect I have it but I got diagnosed with Tourettes and OCD as a kid, which are similar but not exactly the same." @NewGenderWhoDis @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX whomst among us @Elli_Trans Broke my heart when I heard :/ @Canageek Yeah money's tight. Thank you for the advice! @KinkyTransVixen yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 Okay so new motherboard ideally? It's an 8-year-old board it might be time. https://t.co/1VmWwR9fLw "Oof, yeah, it's an old motherboard. Is this an indicator that I NEED to replace it asap? https://t.co/ma3TDM09wx" ... my PC's clock is 15 hours behind the actual time? I've never seen this happen before @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I love you 🤣 @Hypnothulhu gosh 👀 @hmsnofun Love the repurposed closest. My desktop is also in one of those lol @Happy_Griff This is EXACTLY up my alley holy shit lol Yeah I found out in a documentary about him a few years ago. I believe that was when he came out too. He's from an era where you never spoke about that kind of thing so it was really hard for him. https://t.co/5t5OCNdeWt @stackedbimbo SAME 😭😭😭 https://t.co/wx7v2y3xZW "Such an amazing, sweet man. I hope his husband is doing okay :/" oh my heart 😭💔 "@HookedAesthetic If I remember correctly, I've gotten to see your unbelievably adorable face and it's unbelievably adorable 🥰💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Yes yes yes!!!! 💕💕💕 "@vexwerewolf It sounds like a big part of the sequel is that Borat is too famous. Guliani didn't even know Cohen was involved until he burst into the hotel room yelling ""She's too old for you"" (and even then he didn't realize it was him until much later)" "@narylis I thought it went 1996: Red and Green in Japan 1998: Red, Green, and Blue in Japan, that same Red and Blue in the West ?" @Nadinosaurusrex @SnortingEstrace It just blows my mind that I don't remember it being a quarantine release. Like you said it's a bad idea regardless lol "@SammyCinnabun @LambChopInPamps That's why I specified Gen I I'm not aware of what terminology to differentiate between ""the story/Pokémon of a Gen"" (LeafGreen is Gen I in that case) and ""the actual Gen it was in"" (in which case LeafGreen is Gen III) but I'm talking about the latter kind." "There's no way in fuck Quibi is only 6 months old. That thing came out AT LEAST a year ago, come on https://t.co/0fO9834jLH" "@LambChopInPamps For Gen I, yes." @JenApparently Right??? I have the G2 Combiner Wars Superion and he's okay but he could be soooooo much more garish. Slingshot is a beautiful gold color but other than that they're pretty basic lol "Also there was never a Gen I Green version released in the west??? (There was LeafGreen but that's technically Gen III, get what I mean?) Weird picture" @Lass_Library For the past few years I've been okay with them avoiding characters that we got in Generations relatively recently (despite the fact that MP versions would definitely be better). I realized today tho that it's been long enough since then I'm cool with revisiting those characters. @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ Yay! To the beach! 🥰 @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ hhhhhhh 😍 @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ they make me cum >/////< @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ hhhgghggghhg yes 🥵 @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ jhggggghhh change is good 😍 @Flailmorpho_ @mode_view definitely! 💕 @Flailmorpho_ @mode_view goddess I need that 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @blogconyst @Flailmorpho_ wwwwwweekssss? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @mode_view @Flailmorpho_ (MY BODY HAS NEEDS D:<) @Flailmorpho_ @mode_view jjjhhgggggh thank you >////< 💕 @mode_view @Flailmorpho_ You have no idea how wet this conversation is making me 🥵 @Flailmorpho_ hfggggffffh 💦🥵 @Flailmorpho_ I only have so many holes heck >/////< "@addamschloe Ah, Temporary Secretary, literally his best song" @Flailmorpho_ d-days? 😳 Though once they get to season 2 imagine the ridiculousness that will be a Masterpiece Quickstrike 😍 "Waspinator is an easy choice, but everyone else hasn't gotten a toy since 1996. I'd love to see what they do with Terrorsaur." So there are 8 more Beast Wars season 1 characters that have have yet to get the Masterpiece treatment: - Rhinox - Rattrap - Airazor - Waspinator - Tarantulas - Terrorsaur - Scorponok - Inferno I think the rest of the Maximals are a lock but the remaining Preds are interesting @JenApparently It's so true. I was able to snag a Titanika a couple years ago used but I had to search eBay often to find her. It's shocking to me that there aren't more third party Strika figures @Shoggoth_Lord I've never gotten phantom itches based on the description of what they're like from others "Yep, gonna have to get me one of these. LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE HEADMASTER" "@JenApparently Okay I can order this weekend, any word on when specifically?" @JenApparently HOLY SHIT SAME @Yuroshai @Calliethulhu But Fuzors are my favorite! "@Yuroshai @Calliethulhu No, that was the second moon we had that was destroyed at the end of season one! :P" was the moon cursing this year or like a decade ago I can't remember @daggertrout I'm aware lol oh my goddess they actually cursed the moon the maniacs @blogconyst @futanarchy omg how did not read that before retweeting I love it @RaeGun2k @MagsVisaggs Gosh I never even listed it out like that but we really know nothing huh @pocketkitsune @Geightway gosh 😍 @Flailmorpho_ @vexwerewolf @KorpsPropaganda But it's the best!!! @vexwerewolf @KorpsPropaganda @Flailmorpho_ Omg I wanna play Magic with all of you! You should read this entire thread @okbillybunny gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF *hugs hugs* :/ @RaeGun2k Like specifically dilation stuff? @LeahVonNoire @LesbianLaMaupin Yep lol @ArtyMaus @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/jNHihxM5ue @futanarchy good morning 😍 @Kaelyrhn Same lol @kishibruh @LesbianLaMaupin Go for it! I didn't make it lol @SnortingEstrace Oh I know. But the idea is orgasmic https://t.co/qan5DSf6c2 @StrawbraryCami @NLRG_ NEEEEEEERD @ad_maus sounds nice 😍 @daggertrout @ComicsByXan @SapphoMode LOVE THIS @MommyBlakesFeet @somedumbbinch Nice! I have an all-dinosaur deck in Naya colors and a +1/+1 counter deck in Sultai colors 🥰 @MommyBlakesFeet @somedumbbinch Omg I'd love to play Commander with you both someday! @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX YES PLZ OMG 😭💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX I've never gone either! I wanna go too D: @W_Livi_ Heart paw print so it's a loving FURRY call-out lol @TheEpicDewback I just wanted to play it safe 💕 wow called out for being a bab by my own stuffie D:< https://t.co/xMp20t4MkG "@AnaMardoll God I wish I could go to a Disney park. Aside from not having the money though there's this whole pandemic thing? Seriously if we could zap the virus out of existence, visiting Disney World would be a great stress reliever, but like, we can't. Fucking rich people I swear." @Claire_Sable Same lol @RajelAran @vexwerewolf You're not older than me! I thought we were the same age? Despite my dad being a computer programmer I only have memories of using 3.5 inch floppies and even then only rarely. Hell even the games I had as a kid were on CD I think. "@Claire_Sable For people who didn't yet know that you can quote tweet without typing anything and it'll come out as a normal retweet, this really isn't the same thing, no. But yeah luckily there's that easy workaround." "@Claire_Sable That's normal. This new update (that not everyone has yet, I haven't seen it yet) doesn't give you the option. Clicking retweet takes you to the quote tweet window." @Claire_Sable Not for most folks? 💕💕💕🦖💕💕💕 https://t.co/rCJfWP4xSp AAAAAAA THANK YOU @TheEpicDewback I LOVE HER!!! 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/oHrMvAfv2w @HookedAesthetic That's pretty smol :P "@Doc_Wolverine @OhHeyMonsterBoy Perfect, no notes" "@vexwerewolf As a kid I was so confused as to why they were called floppy discs. I've since learned of course, but at the time I was like ""They're not even a little bit floppy wtf""" "@MaelJade_ Supposedly it's meant to cut down on misinformation being spread without commentary or pausing to think. I don't think it'll WORK, but it sounds like the kind of ridiculous non-solution Twitter would think of." @SixArmedSweater it's true 🥵 It's fucking weird that an American election is affecting the entirety of Twitter but I guess what else is new? "So yeah, confirmation that it's temporary. The rumor I heard that it's for the election makes sense. It sucks, but there's an easy workaround and it's temporary at least 🤷‍♀️" @Sigma_117 https://t.co/7dPbVxxQlH @NewGenderWhoDis gosh yum 😍 @FoxieAfterDark Yes. Constantly lol @Helix_the_Fox Election day is November 3rd. Results are usually able to be calculated that night. This year that's unlikely to be the case. "@FrillyHyena I'm not really in a little mood right now, sorry" @narylis From what I've been hearing a week is optimistic "I get that we're all used to election results being calculated the same day, but Trump already said months ago that if the results aren't there the same day they aren't valid. I really need anyone who isn't a Trump supporter not to accidentally play into his narrative." "Everyone understands that results won't be in for days if not weeks due to mail-in voting, right? It's important that everyone understands this. That anxiety isn't just gonna be for a day." "@NeurologNyx I wanted to be all ""great minds think alike"" but I misremembered the exact wording I had in this tweet. Close enough? https://t.co/j79Xxx8xFv" "Almost 11 months post-surgery and I'll still get itches on my vulva where I'm like ""Okay I'm just gonna have to give up on this one literally no where does scratching help""" "@Nymphomachy An eclectic mix of questions with answers ranging from ""no we don't do that where did you hear that"" to ""wait you don't?""" @TAHK0 Oh god I'm already lost lol @TAHK0 Then would Green be Blue? "@Nickle4aPickle Gotcha. Maybe it's just longing for that era in your life? Maybe you just miss them? I dunno, I know you weren't asking for suggestions. It's an interesting development in your subconscious for sure." @Nickle4aPickle I can't help but do the math in my head of 12 years and wonder if this is someone I know :P @Nickle4aPickle The feeling you felt when you saw them in the dream is the message would be my guess @hmsnofun wait did you have the soup or the special??? @blogconyst Yeah super weird @StebMcDreb Nah there's a ton to chew on mentally. One need not turn off their brain imo @Sky_Is_A_Void Exactly @blogconyst https://t.co/QNkGqTZReL Yes I said trilogy. People act like there was two more movies after that and they're liars *looks up from newspaper and stares into space for a moment* I should watch the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy again @LilBitchMadness @miss_nikola Fittingly enough that movie's soundtrack makes me wet @SnortingEstrace You're an absolute legend 💕 @SnortingEstrace Undeniably. Weren't you on the DK one? @acvalens losing my goddamn mind just considering the fact that they seem to think whipping one's dick out during a meeting is just a normal inevitability Aw shit I wonder if I was mutuals with Casey back then I might've been able to help with Beaver Bother :P It's like the Donkey Kong stream all over again except my internet can't deal with streams anymore and I don't know anyone who's vetting guests so I'm not freaking out about maybe getting in lol "@FoxieAfterDark It's intentional, supposedly temporary, and can be circumvented by just not typing anything and hitting retweet. It'll come out as a retweet." @transkittykiss Understandable 💕💕💕 "@transkittykiss VERY bad at it, yes lol Glad you finally saw it tho 💕" Like yes you can make Sonic fit the superhero definition (similar to the Ninja Turtles imo) but why? Sonic beating Marvel at the box office game is still noteworthy regardless "Why call him a superhero? Is there ANY movie, regardless of genre, that made more money this year?" @vexwerewolf Same. I don't need bones in my food. @disasterlich @sidhra We're never going to agree on this @disasterlich @sidhra I think a big part of people's problem with that thing is its size "@disasterlich @sidhra You would maybe rip off chunks totaling in no more than 10% of that thing at most. I hardly call that ""eating"" it :P" @JenApparently But anyway thank you for sharing all this. I see it now. I can't... unsee it lol @JenApparently I've yet to get her in-hand but Athena looks like she's trying harder than most of the other offerings with those legs @disasterlich I don't mind explaining I'm just surprised by your confusion lol "@blogconyst I can never go back. Not having all those movement upgrades honestly makes me think I'll never replay it, lol It's a great game but you're so heavily nerfed at the beginning. Even as a first time player I could feel it." "@disasterlich ...It's a lot of gloopy, yellow, viscous liquid oozing out." @disasterlich ... and you're confused as to how it's pus-like? @disasterlich I misspelled pus because the English language doesn't make sense @JenApparently (I know you're not done but I'm fucking loving this thread already) @CaseyExplosion The thing I heard was this was somehow to cut down on misinformation during the election and should be temporary? Hope it's true "@somedumbbinch It's in my opinion one of the best games of the 2010's, no question" @SlutRobo Same lol I got so close. Too lost collecting everything "@somedumbbinch If you like metroidvanias, soulslikes, and to a lesser extent 2D platformers, it's a must-play imo Though I will say don't be afraid to look up walkthroughs unless you don't mind getting lost exploring (which is valid but even with walkthroughs it's like a 30 hour game)" I need to beat Hollow Knight. Feeling the itch again. I think I wanna play it on a big screen though so that's going to need to wait for a few reasons. But luckily that wait should only be like a few days. "Heard that the forcing of QTs over RTs is a temporary thing to help reduce misinformation spread during the election? Don't think it'll work but I'm inclined to believe that was the reason over the ""more engagement"" theory. If likes on YT are engagement, RTs on Twitter sure are." @NLRG_ End of Esophagus @salielle @ExistentialEnso I'm worried that Twitter seems to be acting like Thorne's account is suddenly deactivated. I wish I had her contact through other means so I could check on her? @NLRG_ scissor me twatters? "@ExistentialEnso Like yeah it's your house but don't whip it out while your coworkers and you are in a meeting, even if you knew for certain they'd never know. It's weird at best!" "@ExistentialEnso Like I ALMOST get the argument that he's in his own home, probably uses that computer for porn like anyone might, and it's fucked up that the line between home and work has gotten so blurred during covid. But like... the people tripping over themselves to defend him? Not cool." @AmyZenunim Just hit the retweet button without typing anything and it retweets like normal. This is supposedly a temporary thing for during the election? At least that's what I've heard and I hope it's true. "Back to talking just about masturbating, I know from experience that testosterone can make it really difficult to not masturbate like once a day. It's an urge that's not easy to ignore. But part of being human is overcoming a lot of our most basic, lizard brain urges. Grow up." @LizzyKwinn Some dude thought his camera was off during a zoom meeting and got horny I guess. Way too many people are trying to defend him. "To be clear, I'm not conflating masturbating during a zoom meeting to rape I'm just seeing the same pattern of defense from guys that might not have ever raped anyone or masturbated during a zoom meeting! But they need to make sure that if they did (fucking what?) they'd be okay" "[cw rape] Reminds me of when Wizards of the Coast banned some guy from competing in tournaments because when he was like 19 he raped a woman he just met while she was passed out drunk. The cries of ""it was years ago!"" and ""we've all made mistakes!"" were fucking chilling." "It's sad how obvious it is that this is more cis men paranoid that this could happen to them, and rather than work on their own actions and habits, it's all about making sure this other guy is defended." "No you don't get to rush to the defense of a guy who whipped it out during a zoom call It's not even the excuses you're giving, it's the speed at which people (mostly cis men but sadly not entirely) trip over themselves to find a reason for a man to have been right to masturbate" @emilyvdw Your glowup is incredible! 😍 @ChromeTyranno I am so pumped to see them! @Kate_Bunni there's cheese fucking everywhere! like even if you LOVED nacho cheese the fuck are you supposed to do with this? @Kate_Bunni I hatelove this comment thank you lol lol I spelled pus wrong if I ordered a PUSS burger and this is what they brought out I'd be offended lol "like obviously this was made to get shared online and never eaten/served anywhere, but still... that's depressing" @CamisGoodBoy The transparent racism is stunning. @arthur_affect The more I learn about Pratt the more he sounds like he's just his character from Parks & Rec "@CamisGoodBoy Definitely, but specifically right now I'm really pissed off at this sense that you can tell most white people have that treaties with and the tiny amounts of land we ""gave"" to indigenous people aren't ""real"" laws and can be ignored wherever." "Not to make it sound like I'm somehow not white myself, but I try not to do that cringe-sounding ""I apologize on behalf of white people"" thing. Taken as a whole we're fucking horrible people." Whole lotta white people think treaties with indigenous people are more like guidelines than actual rules and it's pretty fucking shameful. "@JenApparently (not to shit on a favorite figure of yours, though! The honest truth is I want to love that toy more than I do. She'll always have a home on my shelf)" @lunch__bug The last horror movie I saw in theaters was the Evil Dead remake and the gore just broke me. "@lunch__bug I still love the idea of the movie so much. Was my favorite zombie movie for years. I just lost the stomach for most horror movies since hitting my 30's. And while Return is very funny, it's also... so bleak. My heart can't take it lol" "@JenApparently Forgot she was a retool! I paid zero attention to most of the popular G1 characters we already got five hundred figures of during the Prime Wars I love the way that Elita looks, I just wish she had been released one line later. The cheap plastic, the stickers, the articulation.." @JenApparently If only PotP Elita wasn't made during PotP... that articulation is so disappointing. Honestly? Saving this one for posterity. Hocus Pocusssy can be next year's name lol https://t.co/UBpDckwMOU WAIT WAIT WAIT EVEN BETTER DISPLAY NAME COURTESY OF @NireBryce @PixelsRed Yep @XylariaVG Yep! You have to sign onto your alt accounts at least once to teach Twitter which accounts you have of course. Also singing into alt accounts is pretty fast now too once it has that saved. @NireBryce OMG THE VVAP IS GOOD I MIGHT STEAL THAT @liddytronic more like https://t.co/PgASB1GAlg "On mobile (doesn't work on PC as far as I know), chick your profile pic in the quote tweet window to pick which account will retweet/quote tweet it https://t.co/YsNeBtwFCp" "@SixoTF Okay but like if they had to rerelease figures from the past decade or so, Titans Return is the way to go" @liddytronic Shit now I really wanna watch it WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST HALLOWEEN DISPLAY NAME oh shit for all I know they pronounce it vitch in the movie and now I've just made an ass of myself lol @viragoergosum Supposedly it's to help curb misinformation during the election and that it's temporary I'm a poser anyway I've yet to see The VVitch "Another funny Halloween display name for me might've been The VVag, except I dunno how widespread my insistence on jokingly pronouncing the V's in The VVitch to the point that it's barely even a joke anymore is >.>" "(I don't mean to be all ""Well *I* knew how this worked!"" but rather trying to add another fun trick to your tweeting arsenal if you have an alt account you like to retweet with too)" "The rumor is they'll turn this off after the election, btw." "As annoying as the new forced quote tweets are, I'm surprised people are unaware that you can just type nothing, click retweet, and it'll come out as a normal retweet. On mobile I use this all the time to retweet stuff to my AD without having to switch accounts." @talkingtonothin Just click tweet without saying anything and it'll be a normal retweet @Waspshot23 Still extremely confused as to why we didn't get a new one in Titans Return @lazerwalker It would have to lol What's cool about a real Blizzard World is that there'd be an Overwatch section unlike in the game. I would live there and it would be my forever home 😍 "I know the prompt says film, but I want Blizzard World to be real dammit https://t.co/HnUQk9dCkU" @tainkirrahe LOVE HER "Figures like RtS Lugnut make me nervous to think about having potentially sold because it's not like it's a given we'll ever see that character in a ""basically G1-ish aesthetic"" again. See also: Scrounge https://t.co/gHEXxo2ZnE" Looking at this picture I found on Google and I'm like oh shit he has a missile too doesn't he? Hope I still have that! 🙃 If fucking eBay just kept records of your sales I might be able to much more easily check if I still own figures like this. Apparently they purge all that info for the seller though. If you were the buyer the info goes back years 🙄 "Between moving so much and not having the space, sometimes I'll randomly remember Transformers I still own that I haven't seen in years. Like I just remembered I have a Reveal the Shield Lugnut somewhere. I hope I didn't sell him! He's a solid figure. https://t.co/D4PKAv9vSq" @StebMcDreb love you :P @FreyjaErlings People were mad at this??? She's so much cuter! "@StebMcDreb babe," @ann_arcana Her red fur really pops in pictures more than it does IRL for some reason NOW SHE'S ASLEEP ON MY CHEST 😭😭😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/O2SWDPw058 @SwiftAusterity I love her so much 😭💕 @JessicaCyboid You're really hot okay "Takkun is filled with so many bees, even if they're kinda quiet bees 💕 https://t.co/nuuoQqDtmt" @JessicaCyboid Absolutely 😍 @litterboxhex You should get paid for it honestly. Though I get why that's not easy to come by The bubbles are performative safety "If you don't have covid and for some reason must eat at a restaurant: Eat outside without a bubble If you do have covid and for some reason must eat at a restaurant: I mean fucking DON'T but if you must, also eat outside without a bubble to keep that airflow going" @DiodeLass Presumably! love too eat at restaurants in my own personal disease bubble "Doctors and experts: If you HAVE to interact with other people, try to do it outside in well-ventilated areas, six feet or more apart, etc The solution that some people thought of for some reason:" @acvalens Cute tits! :3 @TheGayChingy Good morning 🥰 "@lunch__bug Bunch of clowns getting riled up over that, the lot of them." @AshCoyote You look so much happier! 💕💕💕 @lunch__bug Clear your name of fucking what? @SwiftAusterity @Hbomberguy T̂̓̅͋͒̚͏͈̤͖ͅh̝̥̠̻́̓̊̑e̟͓̦̱̞̽̓͗ͩṃ̻ͣ̓ͪ @acvalens I've been able to retweet so far? Twitter was borked a few days ago so I wouldn't be surprised if it's happening again @nixie_pink @miss_nikola I need to get in contact with the trans coordinator in CO and check what they cover again asap @nixie_pink @miss_nikola Oh fuck maybe that means Colorado Ka*ser does??? The face I have to put on to be normal around cis people drains me "Even when cis strangers I have to interact with are super nice, it's still so spoons-draining to interact with them x.x" @vexwerewolf I... should give 11's run another watch @RaeGun2k Holy heck I'm excited for you! "@liddytronic That's one of the magical powers of weird art, yep." @hmsnofun It's true 😍💕 @NoraReed Miss those days @viragoergosum Gonna be busy today lol "@notwaving Then no harm no foul, right?" @KrystaMarie9000 I think part of it is a lot of people reported him. @CaseyExplosion I hope I'm not coming off as parasocial with all that. I don't feel our friendship is parasocial? Hopefully that all comes off as sincere. I usually give the excuse that I'm terrible at explaining why I like people but this time I wasn't gonna let that stop me >.> "@CaseyExplosion The fact that you have as many followers as you do while still staying wholesome and loving is really something. It's nice to know that's possible, you know? I guess you're kind of an inspiration of mine." "@CaseyExplosion Like, about you? You're the kindest person I know on this website. I feel overwhelmingly lucky to be your friend 💕" @Doc_Wolverine @CaseyExplosion THANK YOU Update lol https://t.co/qfUGnBTlxo "@Kaelyrhn Those are growth counters. If I have 20, at the beginning of my next upkeep (start of my turn), I win the game. The other 3 players killed me lol" @QueenStodge 💕 @Lewd_Go_Round_ Sure! :3 @Calliethulhu it's true @StebMcDreb As a fellow e-girl I need one too lol @StebMcDreb OMG BABE I LOVE IT AND AM JEALOUS LOL 💕💕💕 "@notwaving Well if they didn't have binoculars they didn't even know we did it, did they?" @notwaving We're kinda famous amongst the town and we're on the radar of k*w* farms I almost won with Simic Ascendency lol https://t.co/jmw66lIVRU "@sold381 @ZombieslippersX @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I'm a more feminine enby if that matters, but happy for the follow all the same 🥰" Anyway have fun in the shadow realm buddy https://t.co/eozHeC6Fmp Nicktoons is branding Nickelodeon used to use on their main channel. I was under the impression that phased out the term before Avatar (though yeah there's a channel called that too). Cartoon Network's equivalent was Cartoon-Cartoons https://t.co/5bj8Jhft8L Best part about this is these children are screaming into the void-- Twitter filters this shit out of my notifications automatically. I was just looking at the thread itself and saw there was a comment that was hidden for offensive content and got curious. "@SnortingEstrace Branding, basically" @CooperFoxBoi Extremely normal @Chopin_42 There was a really neat ad for the 20th anniversary of Cartoon Network that showed every Cartoon-Cartoon and it included Steven Universe and Adventure Time so I'll grant them that "@SnortingEstrace It was, as far as I remember, never advertised as a Nicktoon. It's just a cartoon on Nick" Fuckin Teen Titans isn't a Cartoon-Cartoon!! ...Avatar isn't a Nicktoon @Roodypatooti K-pop has been a thing for a long time before it got its current reputation. I remember weebs talking about it in the early 00's sir this is a wendy's https://t.co/PXJEADZcNV @DatTransChick He's Gen Alpha as of this year I think? "@ann_arcana @_PheebsAD Ah, gotcha" @ArtemisInque Sounds right to me Feels awkward that my favorite MCU movie is Guardians 2 😬 @ArtemisInque I noticed that too lol Telling that it was initially invented for Boomers tho Did Chris Pratt make an ass of himself again recently? I know he was a member of that homophobic church but I'm getting the feeling he did something shitty recently. @BlindRapture Fuck yeah! @lisaquestions @Lass_Library It is not @NLRG_ Does Calgary count if I had never heard of it before visiting it once @JessicaCyboid OOF "I am somehow as old as the words emoticon, GIF, and steampunk which makes me feel weirdly young lol https://t.co/wv8P4fzP9J" @vexwerewolf Oh hell yeah I'll give it a watch then! Sweet of them to double check that it was being kind to furries! @ThatHeckinRobin yep @MadameMolotov Retweeting in an effort to help as this is beyond my expertise @Deathbunny13 Beautiful! Can't wait to set up my MOTU stuff again one day @TheDevilFaeself Happ birth! "@acvalens Ah yes, a couple years after I had convinced myself that I didn't have dysphoria and that I needed dysphoria to be trans. I dunno from 2005 to 2016 it was all a miserable blur for me" @sillygaymiria I feel this "@transnami It can, from what I've heard" @Grey_IsTrue Oh fuck I LOVE that reading @SeaCybirdpunk @SixArmedSweater I'm gonna tag in a couple friends/loved ones who also know this stuff better than I do: @Katabassist @squidlarkin @NLRG_ thank you for sharing this laugh I think it'd be fun to get high with Blathers #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/yA0SUA36ZW @TheDevilFaeself @CamisGoodBoy Cute :3 @GeekyPug87 IT'S SUCH AN AWESOME MOMENT "(Though I will say feeling like Star Wars, even if it's pitch perfect like when Abrams does it, isn't really enough for me anymore in a post-Last Jedi world. It's delicious junk food that I happily ate, but I'd like something more substantive next time)" @FaithNaff THANK YOU. I'm also not a fan of the retcon but I recognized why it made sense to Abrams. @SnortingEstrace I'm incapable of seeing friends as intimidating. Before I knew you though? ... 9 >.> @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/p2n8PKX6ho @SomeBWord I think it's people still working on moving left that have a reflexive backlash against anticommunist propaganda in the US. It's weird but I think the work that's been done to rehabilitate socialism's image in the US has definitely helped. @lunch__bug It's using parts of some valid arguments to hurt and silence less privileged queers. It's shortsighted and cruel. "@lunch__bug It's kinda like when trans people were banned from the military and people were trying to argue that the military sucks. Yes, it does! The issue is this is a symptom of a much bigger and scarier problem!" @Vangelus I misread and for a second thought you said you wrote it and I was gonna say I thought you weren't that much older than me lol But the link's not working for me? Just takes me to my Google Groups page? "@CaseyExplosion Unlike Q anon stuff though, the reason it's so readily believed I think is in part because cis people don't understand any of this. It's still a common belief among them that ""transitioning"" = ""The Surgery."" I almost (*almost*) don't blame some of them for being confused." @PissbabyS They change over time "lol my bad, my reading comprehension is shit today In any case I wasn't like, angrily arguing https://t.co/JRx8BM1iP7" "@SixoTF Which Junkions are these? Do you recommend them? I feel like an eventual official MP Wreck-Gar is likely, I'm not holding my breath for the others so I may as well plan on getting third party versions." "(I mean they do it because it keeps things relevant and is very funny for longtime viewers, but regardless it's canon)" Also just going on canon examples that I'm aware of off the top of my head: Homer was in a grunge band before Bart was born because Springfield's sliding timeline DOES in fact affect when characters were born. "Smithers may not relate to Millennials (although who tf can say what he relates to, do you still watch this show?), but Millennials relate to him, hence the above screenshots. That's far more valuable and applicable of an observation. https://t.co/8ZQMZQNMN5" I'm sure Bart has used a smart phone or something equally modern in a recent episode? Smithers is a Millennial. "Fictional characters aren't real, but we often talk about them like they are, and Simpsons characters, despite being from a show you haven't watched in 20 years, are usually thought of as still existing, ie, present tense not past tense." "@FroyoBaggins Bart was Gen X, though yeah Lisa is just barely among the oldest Millennials" "@ULupae But we're talking in present-tense. Insofar as a fictional character exists at all, we talk about him in the present-tense." Was Smithers a Millennial in 1989? Of course not. Is Smithers a Millennial now? Yes. @ULupae And in his 30's in 2020 Smithers is in his early to mid 30's. He is by definition a millennial. @miss_nikola At least two yummy things yes 😍 "The concept of Wikipedia on paper is sound, but the execution resulted in a bunch of weird right wing Libertarians running the thing That's why, under communism," "@CaseyExplosion The number of times I've had a tweet retweeted by you and I thought ""here we go weeeee"" is a lot lol 💕💕💕" @notstupidgaycat (thank you) Anyway my preferred superhero roster is Estrogen "*role, whoops" @BathysphereHat Beautiful lol Ellen Page as Star-Lord Natalie Portman as Thor Letitia Wright as Black Panther Cast Ellen Page in the roll again! @BathysphereHat holy shit wtf "@BathysphereHat Wait, what? lol" @sluttythighss With insurance my copay was like several hundred dollars @IzzyBunBop commencing teleportation now "@MagsVisaggs I was literally just complaining about this to my family yesterday lol You'd think of all the different things they could put that ""no postage necessary if mailed in the US"" label on, ballots would be top of the list?" @CaseyExplosion Huge agree! "@TheDevilFaeself Happy birthday!!! You have the same birthday as my girlfriend @StebMcDreb, interesting!" @nyaakat got your programming socks on and everything! :3 @TransgurlTSB (I'll never post nudity to main without content warnings) @Lewd_Dolly @flistdottxt YES @sluttythighss I was lucky enough to have insurance so I don't know the full cost. @OzmaRacc @toxithot SAME OMG "@notwaving It's a joke. I took the format of the first post in a really mean rant against nonbinary people. Just making fun of that asshole. Usually if there's ""(1/X)"" at the end of a tweet with no other tweets you can safely assume it's a joke" "@ARCTIC_ST0RM It's Abrams, so yeah? He was obsessed with making as much stuff as possible practical for TFA too" @miss_nikola yum 😍 gotta do something big for 10k followers like post pussy on main @miss_nikola Congrats cutie! @trgrrl The one and only! "@StopTweetingMia ""real name"" ... *looks at my ID* *looks at my passport* *looks at my social security card* okay so ""Kathryn"" then?" @KladdaghReviews Thank you 💕 "@KladdaghReviews I figured, that's why I reached out instead of instantly blocking :P" @TracerPlace Ithorians! @KladdaghReviews That's kind of an uncool gif to use @AyrenTheWolf whimper and bend over 🥺 Weird fact about me but Dugs are my second favorite Star Wars alien race @KompaktCat @trgrrl Yep! You can really tell the Twi'lek on the left wasn't actually holding anything in her hand when they filmed. Like wtf is her pinky doing I can't unsee this now @MommyBlakesFeet true 😳🥺💕 "@trgrrl God I hope I lose a few inches. Lost a shoe size, at least" @MommyBlakesFeet hhhggghhhgggh yes plz 😍 "@StebMcDreb @LewdLunaDelSol Oh, more pumps? Okay then~" @StebMcDreb @LewdLunaDelSol *playfully gives you a few more pumps~* @SlutRobo hhhhnggghg okay 🥵💕 @SlutRobo A Lot 🥵 "@XylariaVG @CaseyExplosion I don't think it happens for everyone, but it's more common and you'd think anecdotally." It's definitely a delicate balance. I can easily imagine a scenario where treating silly ideas deadly seriously could get tiring. Hell slavishly adhering to canon is often very tiring. But those two shows at least seem to find that balance. @CaseyExplosion One and a half-ish for me I think? Men's 11 to women's 11 (US sizes) Shows like Venture Bros and Adventure Time where silly ideas and seemingly one-off gags are treated completely seriously and built off of for seasons upon seasons like some sort of out of control D&D game are really good @hmsnofun THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT "@hmsnofun Holy shit the resurrected dead guy is still a character? I mean like, I guess of course he is, this is Venture Brothers" @BonnieMakes That's the opposite of what will happen? Downvotes are engagement? @AngryGayRobot (I figured but it's wonderful to hear it said 😍😍😍) @AngryGayRobot Gosh yes plz 😍 Still very gay for you~ @OzmaRacc thank you 😭🙏💕 "@somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean Daddy IS the best, so," "@Deathbunny13 @toygrind, @Vangelus, @Peaugh, @ToyGalaxyTV" cup size MMM for Massive Mommy Milkers @abdlstella jdfhgjkfdgkgd e-exactly 🥵 @TheSecretCallie Oh heck yeah congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @FoxieAfterDark CUTE @SlutRobo Well my name starts with a K let's start there "@caraesten (we keep agreeing on our spicy discourse takes, I like this)" "tits big enough that the only word anyone can use for them is ""massive""" boob goals: massive @mode_view I've mostly gotten used to it? @somedumbbinch hhhgvvgfccccvg 💦💦💦💦💦 @Uber_Anne yes let's! @somedumbbinch plz 🥵🥵🥵 @Uber_Anne gosh yes plz! 😍💕 @StebMcDreb goddess yes! 🥵💕 @Flailmorpho_ hhggfccghhhvvvcccvv 🥵💕💦 *slaps ass* let's get this bred @somedumbbinch yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 @StebMcDreb I was confused for a second until I remembered you're living in the future lol Happy birthday babe!!! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola oh gosh yes plz :3 I love it when I double my juice output @Flailmorpho_ jhhggghhh yes plz 🥵 @inkything @hmsnofun but goddess I want that stomach ache @Flailmorpho_ 👀👀👀👀💦 listen if we get enough cum in me it's bound to do something now taking volunteers to knock me up 🥵 I find myself using he/him pronouns my pre-transition self because he feels nothing like me. May as well be a different person. wait wait even better https://t.co/Bb2r2Pq3V8 "@Deathbunny13 @chrismcfeely The only collector I'm aware of that's actually trying to collect them all might be Protoman. His collection as of like a decade ago was a giant room, wall to wall glass shelves, each like two feet deep. They haven't stopped making them since '84 lol" thought of one https://t.co/FCl001nDJt those buns are fucking DISTINGUISHED HANDSOMEST FRIENDS @hmsnofun It was about 18 to 29 for me lol remember having a body that didn't feel like yours for like fucking years and thinking that was normal? me thinking about pre-transition me https://t.co/AZKmG8qQ9f "dude I had a BEARD for like, FIVE YEARS fucking wild" It might even be the perfect film??? Gif of your comfort food movie https://t.co/6bm1x5qAOS @chrismcfeely I think people greatly underestimate how many Transformers there are @aristidexo @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy They're going to think you're telling them to detransition @TimonicWulfgar @CamisGoodBoy @transkoalala Sounds like a plan @aristidexo @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy I asked that question too lol @transkoalala @TimonicWulfgar @CamisGoodBoy You are not doing that right now. "I've since met a lot of trans people with it/its pronouns. I'll admit it took some getting used to, but at no point did I ever think that I or anyone else should tell those people not to use those pronouns. It's just weird to me that some people apparently so think that." I remember thinking at the time that that must have been some right wing asshole trying to ask an awkward what-if not based in reality just to make the trans people trying to explain all this look foolish. I was wrong to assume that. "During the questions and answers segment, one person in the audience asked about it/its pronouns. The presenters kinda winced and then said reluctantly that if those are someone's pronouns, you should use them to refer to it." Years ago I went to this presentation done by a local LGBT group at the community college I worked at. It was basically educating cis people about trans people. This was about a year before I realized I was trans myself. It/its pronoun trans people are wonderful. I love y'all tons 💕💕💕 "@transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy @aristidexo If you refuse to listen to other trans people telling you about their experiences, if you refuse to respect the pronouns of other trans people, what you're practicing is not love for other trans people." @mode_view That's understandable 💕💕💕 I have friends that I feel are more like family and I can get protective of them. Twitter is addictive brain poison Just... sometimes people are being cruel in a specific way that just gets to me and I can't hold back. "The thing about my rule where I don't get into Twitter arguments anymore is it's a rule that once I break it even for a moment, I get sucked in and fail it extremely hard." @transkoalala @TimonicWulfgar @CamisGoodBoy I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. I've been out as trans for exactly as long. I'm just baffled that you made it this far when you refuse to listen to other trans people about their lived experiences when they contradict yours. "@transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy Oh good, you've been in the community for about as long as I have. Most of my friends are trans, many of them use it/its pronouns, and that's okay." @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy It's really not. You should treat this as a learning moment rather than reject it out of hand. Many people are trying to explain this to you. There will be many more. @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy @DaElfWife @NLRG_ You can't know that about me. It's a foundational belief of mine to grant all queer people whatever labels or pronouns they feel fits their hearts best. I find it frankly insulting that you'd make such a claim about me. This is not how you find community. @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy I've known Ash for many years and I can assure you you don't know what you're talking about. "@TimonicWulfgar @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy It seems to me that Koala might be new to the trans community and might do well to listen instead of dictate, so that confrontations like this can be avoided in the future?" @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy How long have you been in any trans community? Online or otherwise? "@transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy You cannot claim that without claiming you know him better than he knows himself. I'm not lying when I say many, many trans people, most of them leftists, use it/its pronouns. No one should police that." "@transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy @DaElfWife @NLRG_ I'm sorry you feel that way. Policing the pronouns of others cannot work, though. It is unsustainable." @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy You definitely don't speak for the majority of trans people I know. I'm friends with hundreds. @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy Can I ask how old you are? "@transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy I've known him for years & I can assure you, he does The minute you tell a person you understand them better than they do is the minute you've lost creditability. The more you keep this up the more it'll be shown on the TLs of trans folks. You don't want more people to see this." @transkoalala How did you come to that conclusion? @transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy @DaElfWife @NLRG_ My friends' pronouns can't hurt you. @transkoalala @NLRG_ @DaElfWife I say this as someone trying to help: You don't know what you're talking about and are in way over your head. "@transkoalala @CamisGoodBoy Calling my friend Ash right-wing is the height of hilarity, and the main way I know you don't know what you're talking about." "@transkoalala They're not faking, they're my friends, and you have no right to police the pronouns of others. Some people use it/its pronouns. Grow up." @CamisGoodBoy @acvalens I'd like to echo this as well. The stigma against it is so tiring "@NYXnightsgoddex Yeah bad timing on my part, I wasn't intentionally talking about the Cyberpunk 2077 thing. MAYBE applicable if it wasn't like a paid advertisement and was just a cosplayer having fun? But regardless that wasn't the argument I was intending to make." "@samalanmorgan ""Luckily I'm not in charge as I'm sure this would cause all kinds of horrifying new problems.""" "And it's not like writing in Kermit the Frog will help, either. Imagine if 80% of people all wrote in joke candidates. Very few of them would match, so that remaining 20% going to the real candidate? Winner take all, first past the post, this is ""democracy"" apparently." "@wijndeer Not the worst approach, thank you" hey this sucks https://t.co/zGN5de9ikk @sqwrrkpon @FreeTheYuni Yeah and then they called you some pretty mean names after blocking you. No idea why we were mutals. "(To clarify, I can believe this is fascism reduction. I can't believe I'm arguing that they need to list whether they're a democrat or republican as if democrats will save us)" Put a fucking D or and R next to these names. I can't even believe I'm saying this but this is fascism reduction. This should at least be a quick Google search away "There's voting on whether or not certain judges and justices in Colorado should be retained in office, and I'm sure the idea in theory is that they're not affiliated with either side politically, but I think the fucking circus that is the supreme court proves that's bullshit?" "@FreeTheYuni @sqwrrkpon This is unbelievably rude, jesus christ" @recursive @MsBdUnicorn (minus the dick maybe lol) @recursive @MsBdUnicorn I feel the same @FigureGunplaFan @QueenStodge @tfw2005 A lot of the pictures in the TFW post have the one on the left with way more paint apps? Exactly this https://t.co/IaSo6HaNVY @ValnarDragoness @Emmy_Zje Your mileage may vary of course. I dunno if I've heard of anyone shrinking more than a few inches at most and it seems somewhat uncommon? Not impossible tho "Gender fuckery should not belong to trans people solely. Everyone should be able to participate. (Though in my mind, anyone engaging in gender fuckery is free to call themselves trans, so this is arguably a moot point)" I wanna do this!!! @SteampunkPenny @ValnarDragoness @Emmy_Zje It can! I have a friend who's been shrinking for years lol "@blogconyst @Emmy_Zje I personally went from a men's 11 to a women's 11 (ie, down one size)" I wanna live in a world where even cis girls can fantasize about having a dick if they want to. @Emmy_Zje Soooooo many changes happen that folks don't talk about enough. It's always more than you think it will be! @secret_jane_ already signing it 👀 "@silverface_ @BonnieMakes Our kitties enjoy belly rubs, actually" @miss_nikola Oh yes please!! 🥺🥺🥺 @NewGenderWhoDis Dehydration :/ @NewGenderWhoDis PROUD OF U @mariaaah68 Denver Health! My surgeon was Dr. Jennifer Hyer 💕 @hmsnofun same lol @ann_arcana @narylis ... my slutty wolf is mostly in control >.> "@ann_arcana That's a huge mood, oof" @SolientArt Oh yeah dysphoria makes all this so much worse. I lost my 20's to it :/ "I don't wanna talk publicly about everything we have going on, but I want y'all to know that I feel safer than you might assume I would, if that makes sense?" @MaiaFranklyn I wish I could transplant the muscle memory I have gained through decades of suffering into your brain. I promise once you get it down they're easy to replicate I'm thinking the right-wingers of this town hear about a tranny-ran ranch and assume we're basically harmless and can be taught an easy lesson. I would bet good money they never expected we'd be armed. "But we definitely showed whoever that was what the ""find out"" stage of their fuck around and find out plan was" The thing that made this particularly scary is the only way a car on the road could see our porch in enough detail to know someone was aiming a scope at them and quickly speed away is if they were using like binoculars or something. Definitely shady shit. @autogynamelia https://t.co/IkyYj7AKLL "actually who knows, maybe this will level out a bit as the decades wear on first third of my life years were almost meaningless concepts my 20's were a bit more accurate to real time I guess, and I'm barely into my 30's like I just began understanding what years are" "there's this sense when you're a kid that grownups get to live for such a long time and then you realize even if we all make it to 100? we barely get any time on this planet, actually" though I wouldn't trust 20-year-old me's opinion on much tbh he unironically loved harold and kumar go to white castle "I have this vivid memory of being like 19 or 20 in college and thinking about my favorite childhood video games and how mildly frustrated I was that they weren't considered retro (... yet, as I'd come to find) by 20-year-old me's understanding, Minecraft should be retro 🙃🙃🙃" @StebMcDreb Babe it feels even stranger in your 30's just wait lol 20-year-olds were 10 ten years ago and I'm pretty sure that's illegal time crimes the time between 1997 and 2007 was at least 20 years no I will not be taking questions or comments on this Do you ever think about how elastic time feels Like the fact that it was only 10 years between me being 10 and me being 20 can't possibly be real @alildoe @augustpurrs (I'm not mad or anything tho!) @salielle He's such a loving sweetheart! I'm glad he helped 💕💕💕 "@alildoe @augustpurrs I can't see the tweets, is what I'm saying. Be mindful of @'ing people into threads made by locked accounts. Sometimes it's locked for a good reason." @salielle The most enriching!!! "@alildoe @augustpurrs I mean they follow me, but their account is locked so I can't see the context here" @salielle AWWWWWW THAT'S WONDERFUL! @salielle Well I really liked spending time with you and I'm looking forward to doing it again! @salielle Heck 😍 @salielle That sounds lovely! I'd love to! I don't remember you being a wreck when you visited! Hell you must've done something right since you made a great first impression! @RaeGun2k @hmsnofun I believe that's the joke @salielle It's normal to me 🤷‍♀️ @RaeGun2k @hmsnofun It's a meme edit of art of Plato's cave? @caraesten (that's how I feel too but I felt it was safer to stay out of it lol) "@HenryWHall Not really. The transformations are really solid and intuitive, the bot designs are sexy too." Finding really good porn to watch while dilating is something that really helps me open up gosh 🥵 @Almyti https://t.co/HUkas8WCpk probably? @1146_goat_north He's better in Takara colors lol Titans Return is a line I could see myself becoming a completionist on. Hell maybe even a complete Takara collection of them one day! That line was just about perfect. "Normally I'm for upgrading with stuff like this, but Titans Return just hits different, you know?" Tired: New Studio Series Blurr means I don't have to spend way too much money on Takara Legends Blurr Inspired: New Studio Series Blurr means Takara Legends Blurr will be dirt cheap as collectors unload him to upgrade 👀👀👀 @salielle I'll have to try that sometime! gosh 😍 "@salielle I've never full on orgasmed on roller coasters, but I get a similar feeling. I think I know what you mean" @salielle I'll have to experiment more gosh~ "(This is going to be a long rant, sorry) I don’t mean this in a mean way, but i am so sick of porg-hating Star Wars fans overrunning every single Star Wars space. The fact that I, a porg lover, am a minority in Star Wars spaces is appalling to me. (1/9)" tribbing as a bit @SteampunkPenny I wanna eat there sometime with you! This is neat but the release says September 2015 and the shipping is $4 PER pack. No thanks. @SnortingEstrace Fair lol @KittikatGuild Someone else said that's equivalent to 3 Pops a day for over a decade @SnortingEstrace Tacos are a kind of sandwich @SteampunkPenny Jealous!!! Why are you at a bowling alley lol I love Beast Box so much 😍 @QueenStodge I am going to need to do this soon lol @TheEpicDewback :O :O :O I'm broke atm tho >.> IM LOVE!!!!! @NLRG_ 1. cute 2. cute @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/sBa6F2Bk9x @miss_nikola By being a super cute slutty b1mbo? :3 "@NLRG_ I mean like, yeah if that's your understanding a lot of what I've seen you say in the past makes sense" @NLRG_ Same jesus https://t.co/PcOkoJ5svi "@LackingSaint I enjoyed it as the camp that it was, just like most of that movie." @QueenStodge oh~ 😘 @QueenStodge My search for an even more perfect Grimlock continues 😔 I'm not a super anal scale nerd but I've been wanting Dinobots for my MP shelf that look at least a bit in scale for years and years now. The original MP Grimlock (from supposedly the bigger scale!) is still king but he doesn't need to be. Idea for next Haslab: Official MP Dinobots in Gigapower scale https://t.co/LYq5uv7zlq "@QueenStodge But unless SS Grimmy is bigger than MP Grimlock, he's not dethroning my current ideal Grimlock on my shelf." "@QueenStodge I'm probably getting both. I really like Volcanicus' combined mode, but for both dinosaur mode and robot mode, Studio Series is king imo" @Drone_Kias Gender sure is a fuck @DelirusCrux True :/ @GuildingLilly Well I did it orally for two years and I didn't experience much. I'm boofing it now with way more success @DelirusCrux Okay but stealth exists? It's not like they have magical lie detectors. I'm talking about what's in a person's heart. @OzmaRacc (MOOD) My genital dysphoria ran really fucking deep for 20 years and it fucked me up. Made figuring out my exact gender all but impossible for me. My vaginoplasty saved my life. And it has nothing to do with my gender if I don't want it to or feel it shouldn't 🤷‍♀️ "You don't have to be a woman to want/get a vaginoplasty. I'm not merely a woman, I'm an agender woman. My previous genital dysphoria and current genital euphoria do not dictate my gender. In fact I was only able to sort out my gender AFTER I got that source of dysphoria removed" @OzmaRacc Get yourself a pussy and just let 'em stay confused lol @nyaakat The dream 😍😍😍 @QueenStodge Exactly! @QueenStodge This is my moment! Time to fix a particularly annoying hole in my collection! Then I have TWO Blurrs! >:D @QueenStodge Holy shit I was right! "@QueenStodge Although maybe his price will go down due to people wanting to ""upgrade"" 🤔" @QueenStodge I owned one and I sold him! Like a fool! I'm booboo the fool! @QueenStodge I think that you're right But that price... 😭 @MoonPupper heck 😳😳😳 "Like don't get my wrong, I'm often horny, but that so rarely translates into anything this... wet 😳" I was so horny yesterday I came twice 😳😳😳 🎶 I wish they all could be Cybertronian girls 🎶 @GaindStream115 I'm sorry @sqwrrkpon (b-breeding mare? >.<) @HaileyAdamsXXX wait a second 🤔 @SnortingEstrace IT WHIPS SO HARD @TankUnderhell Is it something you want to talk about privately? If not that's cool but I wanna offer 💕 I think I've cracked the code walkMAN game BOY holy shit @kinkytatters It was called a Talkboy! @TankUnderhell I thought I was ace for a time before I realized I was trans @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh I hope this is fixable? @miss_nikola RIGHT???? yes hello do they make x-change without the gender swap stuff? I'm already swapped I just need to be a preggers breeding bitch 🥵 "@SnortingEstrace Many, many extremely sober women have felt similarly" wait a second lemme double check the label on my HRT... https://t.co/9xBGZH0EB3 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view th-thank you Daddy >/////< 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view nhhgfffhhhd DADDY!!! >//////< @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX HECK 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view heck 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX I miss you too Daddy 🥵🥵🥵 @eatthe1youlove Thank you! ^.^ "@SteampunkPenny I still think you're pretty and soft, Mistress! 💕💕💕" @im_just_laur This is such a mood @OzmaRacc it's what friends do! @apunkdog exactly!!! or romantically too honestly "rubbing pussies together but like, platonically" @vissersixxx um I'd call it a fullgasm lol @salielle I wasn't intentionally edging >.< @OzmaRacc @HarleighDog gosh that's a mood x.x maybe we could help each other~ @abdlstella Can't stop fingering myself desperate >////> Remarkable how much having the right body makes sex make sense "Me, with a dick, pre-transition thinking about the act of sex and where my body fits into that: *static* Me, with a vag, post-transition thinking about the act of sex at all: Goddess I need to be filled 🥵" "this progesterone doesn't fuck around, damn" desperate for a good dicking 🥵 @FoxyChewToy hhhhggghhh >////> "@CamisGoodBoy @TimonicWulfgar gosh I'd let you fuck me but I don't think you'd be able to, what a shame~" @CamisGoodBoy @TimonicWulfgar oh yeah you're all locked up aren't you cutie? :3 @TimonicWulfgar @CamisGoodBoy D:< D:< D:< "I edged for like two fucking hours, came, and now a couple hours later I'm horny again this is BULLSHIT." @miss_nikola wow what a slut~ :3c @TrexPushups @TheCrystalStorm @MilkshakeMolly @chainchompist @norintha It's the least fun kind of stuffed lol @TrexPushups @TheCrystalStorm @MilkshakeMolly @chainchompist @norintha oh the packing and catheter are the worst x.x First time peeing with a vulva is one of my favorite memories though so it evens itself out 🥰 @swell_cat hhh 😳💕 @MilkshakeMolly @TheCrystalStorm @chainchompist @TrexPushups @norintha #tgirlpussygang!!! @somedumbbinch heck >.> @somedumbbinch I like ur hat :3 @ExistentialEnso I love both those covers too! More partial to NSP's tho (despite loving Weezer and Weird Al lol) @Flailmorpho_ @PrissyOrcGF I'm REALLY gonna have to try that next payday >////> @Flailmorpho_ Oh gosh I didn't know that was a thing you did! I didn't mean to lead you on I'm sorry @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhhh those are the best kind 🥵 need me one of those 🥵🥵🥵 @AliceGrimaude DM'd 💕 @SwiftAusterity I mean maybe I'm just having deja vu but it sounds recently familiar. I'll continue to try to think of where I saw it... @SwiftAusterity Seriously! @SwiftAusterity You're not gonna believe this but I actually saw that commercial recently. Probably on YouTube but I can't for the life of me remember where @kamenspidrghost Nope it's white in the movie @kamenspidrghost Someone pointed out that nowhere in the 86 movie does he have that red stripe on his chest and now I can't unsee it I'm so glad I don't see as many commercials these days. I swear that shit does psychic damage. """Hi kids we're home early"" ""The colors, Duke, the colors!!!"" ""PIZZA IN THE MORNING, PIZZA IN THE EVENING""" Holy shit I assumed he had elbows at least! https://t.co/E6nqXRMwvm I think his head might be on a ball joint??? This is so weird because he's otherwise a great figure but he's doomed to only ever riding Grimlock What are the odds some enterprising third party company will make legs for him? Because honestly he's otherwise the perfect Wheelie. "@PrissyOrcGF The ideal version of Game of Thrones in my mind would've been one where an ending wasn't forced and it was free to be the 20+ season endless soap opera it wanted to be That's my one exception, otherwise I agree with you lol" I thought it was because people were mad that he didn't transform. Well I guess he's a neat bonus but he won't be replacing TR Wheelie Oh THAT'S why people don't like this Wheelie ...oof I might be forced to agree @stackedbimbo Power move @lunch__bug Just feels like a bunch of bullies performatively spouting shit they never cared about before because teacher is watching. Positively juvenile. @thesapphictwink @PrissyOrcGF @lisaquestions Sorry about that. Duly noted. @FroyoBaggins Probably! @PrissyOrcGF @TrexPushups that's like gotta be it! you solved it!!!! 💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid @Sigma_117 @FoxieAfterDark @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa I was playing games just a few weeks after surgery with a donut pillow :3 @FoxieAfterDark @JessicaCyboid @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa That's true! Winter and all making cases go up. @JessicaCyboid @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa I'm glad talking helped! From our previous talks I know this is something important that you really want. Excitement or not I think you're gonna love the end result 💕 "@JessicaCyboid @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa It'll be at least 3 months before you're cleared for fun stuff like that, yeah." @JessicaCyboid @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa In my experience recovery feels slow in the first few weeks but then it goes quick. Blink and it's been a year. @JessicaCyboid @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa Valid! You've waited long enough! @okbillybunny I totally get it. Once you see that shit it's impossible not to reply. "Thank god for the mute conversation button. Stay mad, assholes." TERFs trolling through a friend's thread that someone replied to my retweet of from months ago because the mere suggestion that trans women can breast feed sends them into a psychotic rage lol @Pr0t0thePissed Oh yeah! I never bothered with that figure because I feel like a Deluxe Wheelie is too big @StebMcDreb @acvalens No I mean like the title itself sounds queer lol @StebMcDreb @acvalens No Straight Roads is a title that sounds very queer lol @AliKat309 @MommyBlakesFeet top 10 anime callouts In a little over 6 weeks I'll have had a pussy for a whole year! 💕💕💕 And there wasn't a single moment where I missed having a dick lol @CaseyExplosion Please take it easy! 💕💕💕 @Vangelus I think given the MAGA on the last Jazz they needed to be more careful than this @joelax9 TRUTH @Pr0t0thePissed I thought he didn't? "@Vangelus *the Takara ones that came out years ago, I mean. I know paint apps match for both companies post-Siege" "@Vangelus Saaaame lol It's looking like they'll be better painted than the Hasbro TR figures (not that those sucked, they just look fancier to my eyes?), and ideally the differences between these new ones and the Takara ones will be minimal." "Literally tuned into the Hasbro Pulse thing to hear them say ""See you guys next time! Bye!"" Oh well, Twitter gives me all the info I need." "@Vangelus I ended up selling a lot of my TR figures and I regret it so much. Really, really happy I get another shot at these. The decos look new, but are they maybe just the Takara decos?" @Vangelus I'm so glad I won't have to pay like $100 for the Takara Legends version Target always wants the red boys @Kaelyrhn It's both. That's how you do this. They were stretching mouths in the 1999 Mummy movie Titans are coming back!!! I'm far less annoyed I sold most of mine now lol @tfwiki That's the TR Chromedome tho? Are these Walmart figures G1 or TR? WHEELIE COMES WITH A SLINGSHOT FINALLY "My girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX really needs help with rent. Please donate what you can, retweet if you can't. Thank you! 💕 How to help: https://t.co/XigOKGp0vc https://t.co/RBKnczu9FC https://t.co/hg41OqmxRo #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdfund" m-mommy 😳💦 @IcyWitch35 @TheQueenSeKa @JessicaCyboid Gosh everyone's getting pussies! Exciting! 💕 @TheQueenSeKa @JessicaCyboid Y'ALL ARE PUSSY PALS!!! Me and @Trancister are too!! @JessicaCyboid hell yeah new pussy dropping soon! @_FeistyBoots_ Thank you! 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ obvious in hindsight @NewGenderWhoDis I mean wouldn't you @CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ Accurate @AstroStella7 THANK SO SO MUCH 💕💕💕 @AstroStella7 OwO @mode_view No worries at all! 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual THAT MEANS MY ONE YEAR IS IN LIKE 6 WEEKS @blaze_casual Has it really been a year already holy shit 💕💕💕 @okbillybunny yes 😍 @StebMcDreb @JessicaCyboid 😳🥺😍🥵 @JessicaCyboid hhhhhhhh I might need to experience that too 🥵 @miss_nikola Oh I know! I'll use my mouth to help! :3 @miss_nikola Yeah I had that moment of realization too lol We definitely are 💕 And I can tweet again! Twitter's back! I CAN RETWEET AGAIN 😍 @AnaMardoll Wait nope nevermind it's gone again @AnaMardoll Mine was broken for a sec but it fixed itself it looks like @toygrind Yeah and like the 4 is almost centered already. This such a weird choice for them to make. @QuestForTori aaaaaaah 🥰💕 @SixoTF Transparent toys are the coolest omg 😍 @APrivateRobin Yes :3 @OtherverseG Retweets help too! Thank you so much! 💕 "@nixie_pink um, hot 😳" "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Maybe they wanted the hint of Springer without spoiling anything? Bit of a reach, but who else could it be?" @StopTweetingMia Truth! @egirldeathdrive They'd be nightmares :V @NikatinePrime b1mboification is always so much hotter irl 😳💕 @SnortingEstrace It's so much more genuine @NotYourIngenue @bimbobunni420 @LeafTilde SAME @SnortingEstrace Oh god I can't unsee it @QueenStodge Boy has it becoming increasingly questionable to continue to be an MP collector @Vangelus Oh hey this slaps @TransgurlTSB They have those on the 3DS store @tainkirrahe He looks so good!!! @NLRG_ this... is accurate @ARCTIC_ST0RM A good Jazz! "@magicalfeyfenny @BoringNerdyKate For like a decade I didn't know trans was basically opt-in. ""Oh I need dysphoria? Well I don't feel like I have that, guess I'll just stay miserable for some mysterious reason""" @HaileyAdamsXXX Wanna snuggle you to sleep 💕💕💕 "@magicalfeyfenny @BoringNerdyKate I remember sharing with other in-denial eggs about why we weren't trans, even if we wanted to be girls 🙃" @nixie_pink surrender... my mind... 😍 @Azure_Husky Very much so 😍 @BoringNerdyKate I used to frequent /co/ a bunch where I'd take place in (and often create) girls kissing girls lesbian threads where it was just endless yuri fanart No I haven't heard of /u/ what is that @ARCTIC_ST0RM @Jamesotron Yeah it was a few months ago and I missed it too. I think there's precedent for them putting these special skins in normal loot boxes eventually? Holding out hope. "Red was my first game, but I poured way more hours into Silver. It's why I often list Johto as one of my favorite regions 💕" "@tainkirrahe Seems like you were working stuff out in a healthy way? Venting can be important. I didn't see the thread originally but I don't think you need to be sorry, friend 💕" @SnortingEstrace It's the only logical explanation @TrexPushups Good morning 💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso I'm still hoping we can get emus for the ranch >.> @OzmaRacc I do very often! It's a wonderful thought 😍 @PhyrexianThot heck that sounds amazing 😍💕 @litterboxhex Beautiful 😍 @OzmaRacc um hi😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX When you nerd out it's extremely sexy 😍😍😍 @cassie_complex he just wants to play gator golf!!! @QueenStodge They're all going on my girl bots shelf. The more the merrier imo @SnortingEstrace But you're still the best student in class! Sure it's surprising and maybe a bit depressing but you're putting work in more than anyone else there. I dunno I feel like that counts for something. I was TERRIBLE at college lol @SnortingEstrace Totally @ARCTIC_ST0RM I'm in love @SnortingEstrace Holy shit I mean that's awesome? Right? @ARCTIC_ST0RM Who's that unbelievably gorgeous one in the top right? 😍 @OzmaRacc because it's hot in two ways like you said! :3 @OzmaRacc plz 🥺🥺🥺 @OzmaRacc oh I couldn't tell >w> @Nadinosaurusrex By the second one I believe Strong was voicing her "@nixie_pink @miss_nikola I admit I was a bit too b1mbo to read the initial tweet properly, but now that I read it right: HHHGGHHH 💦" "It bothers me a tiny bit that Tara Strong acts like this is her character. She's been voicing Harley for like a decade and a half at this point, so I get it, but it still bothers me a bit." This is my Harley and always will be @miss_nikola hhhhhhggh same >////> @TheEpicDewback I doubt whatever scammer is doing this lives there And no replying stop didn't seem to do anything Stopisstop https://t.co/2rhADIx0L9 @mode_view Like I think you're struggling with a lot of depression but it doesn't make you not queer "@mode_view No, it really doesn't" @AlexisVeilled hhhh 👀👀👀 @miss_nikola That's such a beautiful setup! Jealous! 😍😍😍 @Miss_Xhiel I redid the thread lol "REDID THE THREAD BECAUSE SWIPE TYPING LEARNED ""SOIDER-VERSE"" AND PEOPLE WOULDN'T STOP ASKING ABOUT IT LOL" "Though I'll admit that despite being my favorite version of Parker ever put to film, it's weird as hell and a bit unfortunate that Holland is gonna spend a whole trilogy arguably living in the shadow of ""bigger"" heroes." "Spider-Verse was ""here's a bunch of awesome Spideys that most audiences don't know about"" whereas Spider-Man 3 has the potential to be ""here's a passing of the torch few rebooted franchises get to experience.""" "You can't outdo Spider-Verse, but I think this version of the concept comes with a level of nostalgia that ITSV didn't have as much of. I hope they do their own thing with this. There's a lot of potential for neat stuff ITSV didn't do." @Miss_Xhiel sorry for the typo lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Yay! 🥰🥰🥰 @yellowglasses gosh 😍 @maegodhavemercy Ooooh haven't heard of this site 👀👀👀 @maegodhavemercy I NEED ONE OMG @CaseyExplosion Holy heck congrats Casey!! 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy Heck yes! @HaileyAdamsXXX Good job sweetheart! 💕 @maegodhavemercy Clothes I don't hate is one of my favorite parts of transitioning 🥰 @Kitty_Kimz yum~ 💕💕💕 @mode_view It's kinda telling how you go on and on about being queer and then wishing there was was some way to know. "@mode_view You don't need an objective process. That your struggling with definitions at all proves you're queer. As for the specifics, just exist in it for a while and see how you feel. That's what we all do." "Meant to say either ""woman calls herself fag and man calls himself dyke"" or ""trans woman calls herself fag and trans man calls himself dyke."" The difference in the two examples I gave was unintentional because I am high lol" @BonnieMakes Such a clever boy lol @Kitty_Kimz Hmmmm hard plz~ 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX You got this! I love you! It's not scientific classifications. Queerness inherently rejects such a thing. "I bet this guy might say ""well how was she ALWAYS a woman AND gay???"" And like, yeah dude. Behold the beautiful weirdness of queerness. Stuff like this is why a woman might call herself a fag and a trans man might describe himself as a dyke Sexuality and gender are fucking wild" Archimedes climbing under the stove 💕 https://t.co/PDSxZTU9Q8 Another extremely good point https://t.co/W15VM1IzXp Imagine the gall required to think you can logic queerness out of existence. "One's understanding of one's sexuality and gender can absolutely change. But then, in part because often looking back in that new framing makes more sense, most (though not all) of us say that we were always that gender/sexuality, even if we didn't realize it yet. Basic logic. https://t.co/8WEXa8zS7t" @Flailmorpho_ hey~ 💕 @APrivateRobin I... might need to try that >/////> @miss_nikola gosh yes plz 🥵 @ARCTIC_ST0RM meanwhile I'm just over here like https://t.co/BtGx8ToCc6 AND I DON'T HAVE TO BREAK THE BANK BUYING TAKARA LEGENDS BLURR AGAIN YESSSSS Grimlock comes with Wheelie! Adorable 💕 @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh D: @TrexPushups Pretty! @QueenStodge @SteampunkPenny 💕💕💕 @MoonPupper 💕💕💕 @TrexPushups Sure cutie~ 😘💕 @FrillyHyena 😘😘😘 @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn heck >/////> @StebMcDreb Saaaaaaame 🥰💕💕💕💕 @miss_nikola 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵 gosh same >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm so lucky to be able to! 😍😍😍💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaaaa I'm so so SO happy I'm dating YOU Daddy!!! 😍😍😍🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 @DozingDreamers 😳😳😳 @DozingDreamers both! @Nickle4aPickle 👀💕 @AyrenTheWolf 😳😳😳 @chainchompist 👀👀👀 @viragoergosum @Roodypatooti HE MAKES GREAT PEANUT BUTTER SQUARES @catboyquest @lauralwen Huge agree I found sightly different angles and expressions! Variety! "@HaileyAdamsXXX You could always ask I guess, before you get too far along. Ask if they make you drink that stuff" @MapleReam h*ck >////> @lauralwen Gender and sexuality is almost always fluid and resists boxes. Embrace it! @HaileyAdamsXXX Isn't there a nonzero chance you'll get it in Colorado? I got mine at Denver Health. Hell if drinking that stuff is a deal breaker may as well shoot for getting it in Denver @MaiaFranklyn ... fine :P "@HaileyAdamsXXX You don't have to take that stuff, sweetheart. They just had me not eat after a certain time before the surgery (basically the day before)" feel free to imagine dating me tho 👀 "@HookedAesthetic That's most of the days, sog butt" @viragoergosum @Roodypatooti AMAZING 😍 If I do the imagine dating her meme it'll emphasize how much I only take selfies from one angle and I don't wanna draw attention to it lol @lauralwen You look way more feminine @aliceincamera So hot 💕 "@HookedAesthetic That's a lot of rain clouds, little one~" BABY 😍 https://t.co/vJIczoncp6 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 😳💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc @AyrenTheWolf (same >.>) @OzmaRacc @AyrenTheWolf need that top @miss_nikola Of course you are!! 💕💕💕 @Roodypatooti heck but you! >////> "like, mood" @TheEpicDewback @QueenStodge I hadn't thought of that. Definitely a bad look. "@TheEpicDewback @QueenStodge I believe the owners of Jazz's alt mode don't want to license it or something? But yeah the lack of Blaster is weird given that we got an MP Nightstalker (ie, Steeljaw repaint) like 3 years ago?" @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm sorry sweetheart :/ "@QueenStodge Given that there's STILL no Masterpiece version, I'd prefer a Studio Series" @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @totallyhealthie I'm a time traveling mutant! @kerrizor @abrokentweeter @totallyhealthie Yeah I'm one of those @totallyhealthie What? shork 🦈✨ https://t.co/1G1ubIg4VD @TrexPushups OMG I DID TOO LOL @CamisGoodBoy I got added to that one too. It's hilarious. @APrivateRobin gosh 😳 @RaeGun2k Why would we get this surgery if they looked wrong??? I swear cis people just need to stop and think for a second about this stuff lol "@lauralwen Have you started HRT yet? You won't know how you look until you try, but it's a surprise for most of us. Plus it'll feel better too. Not just about looks." @lauralwen I started HRT at 30! Best years are ahead of me imo @miss_nikola So hecking gorgeous 😍💕 I don't play Monster Hunter but I'm definitely into the premise at least. Five seconds of that trailer and I was like nope Oh so that's why it looked like a Resident Evil movie trailer @Sparx_x_x It's the best place to find them! "@RapscallionVNs @_PheebsAD It's true, gay sex best sex 😤" "@witsuaru Ah, I think that's the Cybertron Heroes Wheeljack I was seeing. Thank you for sharing!" @witsuaru I think it looks good 🥰 (I have the same Transformers poster!) @witsuaru I'm sorry I see robots and I zoom in lol @witsuaru Is that a Titanium Series Wheeljack? "@transscribe It's less ""it became offensive five seconds ago"" and more ""when was the last time anyone used that phrase? 1992?""" @TrexPushups Good idea! Wisecracking 80's/90's Raph! @SnortingEstrace Transitioning rocks lol @MapleReam Gosh I'd love to see them! 😍 @MapleReam Aaaaaa so pretty 😍 @Azure_Husky @TrexPushups CUUUUTE @TrexPushups This picture only shows two (the two Mistress bought me in the gift shop!) but I had Tabitha too lol https://t.co/lGuZ0TzAZR "@TrexPushups YAAAAAAY CONGRATS BABE!!! 💕💕💕 It's funny, I had 3 dinosaur stuffies in bed with me for my recovery too! :3" @ErinSuccubus @DozingDreamers @SwiftAusterity The best! @hmsnofun quite possibly the biggest of moods @TimonicWulfgar @lunch__bug @olivebrinker Yeah there's no wall slide in 64 which was a huge improvement "@TimonicWulfgar @lunch__bug @olivebrinker Yeah my muscle memory gets wall jumps every time, but as a kid I was terrible at them" "@TimonicWulfgar @lunch__bug @olivebrinker Yeah back in the day there wasn't much better in terms of 3D platformer (hell, 3D games in general) controls. They just didn't age well. Imagine a Mario 64 with just Odyssey's camera. No other upgrade, just a camera that doesn't fight you. That'd rock!" "@lunch__bug @olivebrinker The issue is getting used to the controls lol Don't get me wrong, I grew up with it so the controls aren't any big deal, but I get why people can't get past them." @PrissyOrcGF @SweetBeansComix Forty-one this year! @PrissyOrcGF I knooooow but there's only one soulslike metroidvania and I'm just saying you should try it sometime! "@PrissyOrcGF It's not quite Megaman, but otherwise you just described Hollow Knight" @Kitty_Kimz Sounds fun :3c @AllisonStantz @HaileyAdamsXXX SAAAAME I love Liv from ITSV but for years Molina's Ock was my favorite superhero villain! @NewGenderWhoDis @clairenothere @acvalens @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev I ended up loving it in theaters at the time. I was crying for the last like 30 minutes lol @KittikatGuild @HaileyAdamsXXX There's already confirmation that Garfield's version of Electro will be in it. I think a multidimensional villain team-up would make a LOT of sense! @JenApparently Okay but like this sounds fun :/ @ShepardZorEl @joelax9 They have a bunch of confirmed scoops in the replies 🤷‍♀️ @vexwerewolf AVERY I'M SO EXCITED AAAAAAAA @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX THANK YOU 💕💕💕 @joelax9 Hell yeah! https://t.co/pjNlKQZrao "And since we know Holland will be in Multiverse of Madness, my guess is this is gonna be a live action Soider-Verse of sorts. I think Miles is likely, as it's Spider-Gwen, though probably not Spider-Ham lol" @vexwerewolf @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT????? @NewGenderWhoDis @clairenothere @acvalens @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev I was sitting at my computer with a donut cushion at 2 months. Hell I HAD to see Rise of Skywalker 3 weeks after my surgery RIP But moving is sooooo difficult with all the swelling lol @clairenothere @acvalens @NewGenderWhoDis @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev Can you even imagine sitting on the FLOOR? x.x Look I was already excited for Spider-Man 3 but now I'm fucking vibrating out of my chair holy shit! Hey @HaileyAdamsXXX! Look at this!! @NewGenderWhoDis @clairenothere @acvalens @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev Honestly it's not like she'd be able to sit on the floor in the first place. Not for like several months lol @NewGenderWhoDis @acvalens @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev It's like duck duck goose @NewGenderWhoDis @acvalens @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev That must be it :V "@blogconyst @garblefart @acvalens @aphrodisiadev That might be another name for it but that wasn't what I was thinking of, no. Someone else mentioned it's penis preserving vaginoplasty." @acvalens @comrade_nikita @garblefart @aphrodisiadev I mean I won't confuse it because I only recognize penis in vagina out of those two @acvalens @garblefart @aphrodisiadev I've met COUNTLESS trans women who decide they want GRS only after hearing that's possible. I'm glad surgeons are finally offering it. @comrade_nikita @garblefart @acvalens @aphrodisiadev That's the one! PPV! @garblefart @acvalens @aphrodisiadev That wasn't the surgery I got (my dick have me way too much dysphoria lol) but yeah it's a thing some surgeons will do. I only kinda know one person who got it? But it's out there. Wish I could remember what it's called. Like penis retaining vaginoplasty or something? @Sparx_x_x I honestly didn't know that but it's a relief to hear it! @TrexPushups I'm betting you're probably in surgery now. Best of luck! 💕💕💕 @ann_arcana Kinda same. It looks bigger in the mirror but it's hard for me to tell >.> @mode_view You can just say the first name @horny_meows hhhhh hopefully soon 🥵💕 @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @sluttySynclair hey 😍 @futanarchy YESSSSS @TheCrystalStorm I just want them back @StebMcDreb I wanna kiss you!!! @mizabitha Robot Heroes was SUCH a good line @likelyellie Heck yeah congrats! 💕 @StebMcDreb omw @SammyRainbowCat (this is really beautiful!) @SammyRainbowCat Raaahhhhh!!!! @ExistentialEnso Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: *honk* @maiasturbation 🥵🥵🥵 @maiasturbation 😳💕 @vexwerewolf (if he loses though I don't think we'll have a democracy at all anymore tho?) @vexwerewolf I mean yes if Biden loses. If he wins he'll be the only Democrat candidate we'll be able to vote for. @mode_view (I changed my mind because she's not using that name publicly anymore. Use her display name from now on) @mode_view We should be so lucky lol @PhyrexianThot it's true I have some there now Hoping to grow my own terrorbreasters soon Learning fun new things tonight https://t.co/eqBCZMuIkn @JenApparently Are there more or fewer Sharkticons in the real version? "@MamaBearKingdom I don't care about my model, need to at least try to get it out of their hands" "@jaffajaejae I personally disagree with the one exception of MP-46, but to each their own" @Azure_Husky TRUTH @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhhh 😳💕 @PrissyOrcGF Hey there cutie~ 😘 @palaverous_rex We really aren't. Rando Pinkerton likes Space Invaders and right-wingers think it's a secret code @HostOfThots Thank you!!! 💕 "@ARCTIC_ST0RM @QueenStodge Oof, that's a compelling reason to eventually upgrade for my collection honestly. Didn't realize the stickers were a Hasbro exclusive" @HostOfThots I mean I technically don't have one but it is where mine would be! @kamenspidrghost oh gosh yes plz! @kamenspidrghost exactly!!! anyway someone should fuck me from behind uhhhh to track my ass growth? yeah @mode_view Great idea!!! 😍 "Wish I kept better track of the size of my ass, thighs and hips during transition. I need to exercise more to plump them up, but I feel like there's been some increase? I literally go back and forth on this constantly because for me it's so hard to tell lol" @Sabriality Omg omg omg!!! *bounces* @ChaosDrakner @Sabriality I did hear about that but I didn't know about new hair! Might have to re-up my sub >.> @cuddlestopheles That sounds AWESOME @Sabriality New hair options??? :D "@maegodhavemercy I DO live in dry-ass Colorado but I've heard this from others as well. I think your patch of dry/rough skin is gone forever, truly." "@maegodhavemercy I know! So like, it changes skin so it's less rough, but later you might need lotion more often (though in my experience it never becomes ""boy skin"" again)" "@maegodhavemercy Estrogen makes the skin softer! ...But also drier, so it's handy to have lotion lol" @ValerieSummersX @MommyBlakesFeet Cuuuute! :3 "@AnaMardoll Gender is so weird! Good, but weird! I made a thread a while back that I think got the closest to actually explaining my experience with being both nonbinary and a woman. Might help to share? https://t.co/LEKQovhYHa" @AnaMardoll I am blessedly missing this dialogue >.> "@AnaMardoll As an agender woman, I understand that confusion honestly. I sometimes feel embarrassed to talk about my gender (I know I shouldn't, but I do sometimes). It definitely sounds weird! I appreciate this thread a lot (though for what it's worth I don't remember you saying this)" @CantabKitty @SwiftAusterity @ThatHeckinRobin I think proportionally it's more popular with us than the straights lol "@CantabKitty @SwiftAusterity I feel like often they can, but that wasn't the original argument I was making. I said non-queer doesn't mean non-het because queer people can be het (trans het, for example). A cishet person being queer because they're kinky is different discussion. I'm no gatekeeper, tho" @Flailmorpho_ @Glopossum @dead_girly Oh hey that's your fursona! Nice! 😍 @Glopossum @dead_girly The lighting on this is positively gorgeous! "@SwiftAusterity @CantabKitty @ThatHeckinRobin Yep, I was kinky for years and years before I was queer." @abluedrag @JadeKintsugi Oh that's absolutely what they're doing and it's ridiculous. Like I said it's all just a desperate attempt to maintain their fragile and extremely false worldview. @SnortingEstrace You can do it Kayleigh! Take my spirit energy!!! "@abluedrag @JadeKintsugi The actual shooter had one, and apparently some Austrian band used that sprite a few years ago and something-something that proves the shooter is secretly antifa." "@CantabKitty @SwiftAusterity @ThatHeckinRobin non-queer doesn't mean non-het, it means non-queer" "@norintha @BonnieMakes I get that it's weird and annoying, but it sounds like it means we're doing the right stuff." @BonnieMakes Though it's neat that at the very least they think we can. "@Helix_the_Fox @SwiftAusterity Yeah overall as far as policy goes, this country hate unions. Reagan began that erosion as far as I know." "@Helix_the_Fox @SwiftAusterity Yeah it's a private security company. Anyone can hire them. Not sure who hired this shooter guy, but nazis are dangerous to lots of people." @StebMcDreb @Helix_the_Fox @SwiftAusterity Notice how all these games are from like a century (+) ago and you'll understand why even so many Americans were initially confused by this news lol THE 👏 ONLY 👏 GOOD 👏 PINKERTON https://t.co/sAg2fkRiCP "@Helix_the_Fox @SwiftAusterity I would assume that most Americans didn't know they were still a thing until this shooting, myself included. Even those of us familiar thought they hadn't been a thing in like a century." @emarl_ pretty :3 "Context for the unaware: Personally I've only known the name Pinkerton to be synonymous with ""union buster"" You know. Leftist 🙄" losing my fucking mind that right-wingers need a pinkerton to be secretly leftist for their ridiculous worldview to stay intact @hrhstarflareAD I don't understand @RajelAran Oh this comic... I'm not crying you're crying 😭 @OrionPax4217 Is this that time Peter messed up his first day of being a firefighter? @OrionPax4217 Well see :P attn all brunt fans To be clear there's nothing SUPER wrong with our current place? Aside from it being too small and needing a few more upgrades to the off-grid power system. This new place is just everything we wanted for the main location and more. But boy... once it's finished you'll all see why all of us here instantly fell in love with it. "(sorry to be so cryptic, I don't wanna jinx anything since nothing's actually been decided yet)" The new ranch headquarters (fingers crossed!) looks amazing but the frustrating thing is it's unfinished and might take up to a year to be a place we'd all want to move into. It's exciting but it's not something I should be obsessing over like I am. @HenryWHall Looks like shit 🤷‍♀️ "@PrissyOrcGF This is one of those ""even if not intended canon, it's fucking canon"" things." "@HenryWHall Yeah he looks like shit, thankfully he's been replaced." "@HenryWHall Functionally erased by one of my favorite figures in my collection: (If we're talking figures that have since been updated, yeah I don't like the first Optimus, or the first and second Starscreams either) https://t.co/MQSRn3tXK5" @CamisGoodBoy Impossibly cute! @HenryWHall To be honest I'm fine with every other MP lol Just 45 looks like trash to me 🤷‍♀️ "@HenryWHall I'm less interested in ""Looks like he stepped out of a shitty 80's cartoon where every other frame looks wonky"" and more ""imagine he stepped out of the 86 movie but then imagine they triples the animation budget on top of that""" "@HenryWHall Face, feet, stumpy arms... They had the sheer shitting nerve to charge over $100 for it" "I know if you're already annoyed about backpacks that argument sounds ridiculous, but like, it's true? The side you're most likely going to look at is the side where the backpacks aren't 🤷‍♀️" "It's cool if you don't like backpacks, but a lot of collectors have stumbled upon this concept of ""displaying figures from the front"" lol" You know what bugs me more than MP-45's backpack? MP-45's... everything else https://t.co/BgB5alsAHr "@OrionPax4217 @kamenspidrghost I don't want to pretend I understand what you're talking about, but I also don't want to drag this out because I don't think it's a big deal either way?" @Grey_IsTrue Is it? Seems like they're either ignoring it or quickly getting treatment available to none of us and recovering. "@OrionPax4217 @kamenspidrghost Couldn't disagree more, not sure what else to say" @kamenspidrghost love too look at my robot figures' asses all day "(And I say ""weird art"" because abstract is not the same as non-representational, but both of those genres are threats to fascist thinking, and also stuff like performance art, dadaism, the list goes on. I dunno if there's a better umbrella term for all that)" I'm not making fun of fascists for being afraid of something harmless. I'm pointing out that they're proving that it's anything but harmless (for them) through their actions. "It's not just colors and lines. It's not like being afraid of children's drawings. Unless you're arguing that those things, being part of art as a whole, carry with them some amount of power and truth of their own, but I doubt that was the intended argument." "Some people are getting the wrong idea from this tweet. Weird art is powerful and its rejection of norms and rules carry profound truths. Fascists, who deal in lies and making people powerless, are right to fear it. I guess that's not a popular stance but it's fucking true." @somedumbbinch I do like to collect things 🤔 @mode_view @somedumbbinch h*ck >/////< @Samaliel lol I have one but no room to open Transformers for the foreseeable future D: @SixArmedSweater The Mood @okbillybunny My sexuality AND gender got more complicated after bottom surgery lol. For me I think genital dysphoria clouded everything else. My tiddies are big enough and my nips once again sore enough that I have to hold my tits when running down the stairs RIP 🎶 Blue streak Falls down Fall Guy the Hedgehog 🎶 @viragoergosum It's true! @viragoergosum Blue is wonderful 💕 "If art that right-wing chucklefucks called ""degenerate"" was as weak meaningless as they claim it is, they wouldn't fear it so much." @Azure_Husky 👀👀👀 "I love the Four Horseman bird figures in theory, but I'm practice their feet can't support their weight. Gotta get a stand for this one. https://t.co/akQw2sfWNW" @OneLameShark Yep! @LuceXLuceWest It sucks because all that information is honestly the extent of what they'd need but they so often keep digging "An ideal prequel trilogy would have to be completely restructured, though luckily there's an entire first movie doing almost nothing important for the overall trilogy that can removed to make a lot of needed space to tell a much bigger story with a tragic arc that resonates." "Thinking about this again. It's weird and unfortunate that the majority of the prequels are spent more or less setting the pieces up for Vader, Palpatine, and the Empire, whereas all the stuff that makes that a tragedy for the audience exists in a TV show that came years later." "@InkfaceFahz I'm sure you've pointed this out, but ""majority"" and ""normal"" aren't interchangeable. One is factual (though kinda pointless for his purposes) and the other carries with it a value judgement." @ThatHeckinRobin One of my favorite songs/albums 😍 "@polyheartmony Insofar as anyone can separate art from artist (which everyone has to draw their own personal line for that), I think they hold up." "Oh nice the gender criticals are about to resurrect the ""I'm not heterosexual, I'm NORMAL"" argument. It's all just laundered homophobia." @ThatHeckinRobin @totallyhealthie THAT'S WHY IT'S A GOOD JOKE @ThatHeckinRobin @totallyhealthie Has he ever ridden a horse? Bojo Horseman @ThatHeckinRobin @totallyhealthie I don't want this knowledge in my head anymore 😭 @PhyrexianThot Now I'm mad it's not real @miss_nikola You might be fine then! @totallyhealthie @ThatHeckinRobin Oh god do people call him bojo @miss_nikola Might get backlash if it's a multiplayer thing since you're trans. It's... a discourse topic. Just fair warning. "My default phone calendar chose the most liberal-ass, ""what if we meet both sides at the center"" solution for what to put as today's holiday https://t.co/xFMQai5adw" @SixoTF Something something evil Decepticons never wrap it "@caraesten Mine was 11 years of internal debate but then an immediate flood where I was certain, like you. Weird how brains work sometimes. I'm glad you made it! 🥰" "@JennyENicholson If Game Grumps (two men) can be terrible at Sonic games, so can you. Ridiculous that anyone would have a problem with this." @Sparx_x_x She's usually better than this from what I've seen? I'm not defending her I'm just extremely disappointed. @ThatHeckinRobin Oh non-queers... @polyheartmony Really? I was being stingey! X-Men (2000) X-2 First Class Logan Deadpool Deadpool 2 I genuinely enjoyed DoFP so it could almost make the list but I don't feel it's as good a movie as the others. @Chopin_42 Nice! @skateordie002 Highly doubt it. Mulan tanked. Disney isn't giving up theaters anytime soon. @SomeBWord no that's like the funniest time to make dick jokes "I don't make the rules, this is science" gay sex best sex @ArtregalOR Should be safe for your butt but I'm not a doctor @ArtregalOR Current ones assuming they're the right kind. There's multiple kinds of prog. @miss_nikola TRANSITION 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 REAL 👏 LIFE 👏 TG 👏 FETISH 👏 FIC @cassie_complex @miss_nikola Gosh 😍 @DVanillannie Steady. Heavily considering cycling soon though. @MsMercury216 @synclair_speccy Imagine: a third cutie 👀 (Third cutie is me) "@ArtregalOR Suppository for sure. Bypasses the liver. If your pills are the bioidentical micronized kind, shove 'em up your butt!" "@TheDevilFaeself @CamisGoodBoy CUTE And hot, damn 🥵" @theogrin Without prog I wouldn't have much of one at all lol @OrionPax4217 C'mere cutie~ @synclair_speccy god plz 🥵🥵🥵 @TheDevilFaeself @CamisGoodBoy oh gosh what a slut :3c this girl needs a dicking real bad "Progesterone has kinda leveled out and it doesn't always make me horny after boofing it anymore but uh, tonight might be a bit different 👀" @mode_view @FrillyHyena Good~ 😘 @synclair_speccy heeeey~ 💕 ON THEIR DICKS WANNA SMOOCH GIRLS @synclair_speccy BAAAAABE your glowup 😍😍😍 @TheDevilFaeself @CamisGoodBoy hhhhhhot 🥵🥵🥵 I think I want that oh no >/////< @mode_view @FrillyHyena Your brain lies @CamisGoodBoy @TheDevilFaeself Hmm I should really consider this given I recently started boofing it and I'm already seeing benefits. I'll just have to deal with being a whore for two weeks 😤 @TheDevilFaeself @CamisGoodBoy what are the benefits beyond becoming a massive slut? @TheDevilFaeself @CamisGoodBoy ummmmmm I might need to try this 👀👀👀👀 "I'd really enjoy a reboot of the prequels for a number of reasons, but including Ahsoka in the main story that most people watched is a big one. (Not disparaging Clone Wars, but you get what I mean, right?)" @CamisGoodBoy Double progesterone? 👀 "@Aussie_Legend Hey I was right! @OrionPax4217, I TOLD you this one wasn't a Singer joint!" @SnortingEstrace *hugs hugs* :/ @lowercasejae I was gonna have a big summer UK trip to visit all my friends there 😭😭😭 @mode_view I wish we could hang out :/ "It's... kinda nice (though surreal as hell) that 2020 is almost over. It means we're most likely closer to covid being over (🤞). The year of nothing (which had a lot of scary somethings, to be sure) is almost behind us." "I don't think covid in America will be solved in 2021, but I have hope that, assuming we're not getting four more years of Trump, we might see some good signs crop up. Like progress on a vaccine, a proper shutdown that flattens the curve more, something like that." @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @joelax9 It was originally intended as a reboot. Much like how Bumblebee was originally intended as a prequel. The line between prequel and reboot is fuzzy and easy to retcon or change with editing. DoFP solidified it into a prequel. "God as SOON as we've got covid under control I'm just gonna be a flurry of shit I've wanted to do so bad. Septum piercing, tattoos, electrolysis on my face, I wanna see MOVIES in THEATERS again, I wanna travel and see friends..." "@HaileyAdamsXXX I mean, I wanna watch everything with you Daddy, so yes 🥰" (MAYBE I'll give Apocalypse a try one day when I'm good and high) "TO BE FAIR I have not seen Apocalypse nor Dark Phoenix. But much like with Batman v Superman or Justice League I just don't want to? Like you can't make me, sorry 🤷‍♀️" @critical_kitcat It was! @Calliethulhu I've just been so excited and happy for you reading about your move! Congraaaaaats!!! 💕💕💕 That one part in FF7R where the story grinds to a halt (though I enjoyed it anyway): @OrionPax4217 Oh I didn't know he directed that. I get the confusion now. I also think X-Men (2000) and X-2 are good movies. @OrionPax4217 There's no way in hell you can tell me with a straight face that The Wolverine is better than First Class "@CamisGoodBoy Ah, okay. So locked, then :P Cute~" @CamisGoodBoy you're just saying that because you're locked I'm assuming "@OrionPax4217 The Wolverine??? Oh Cora, I know you're young but I expected better from you." @Azure_Husky Hell yeah! @OrionPax4217 I love that everyone knows which 6 I'm talking about lol Yeah two of them are Singer's "Woah, https://t.co/PDc8qP2KZa" "Woah, we're halfway there" @saintwalker98 I consider it a great Star Wars movie! I mean shit for other franchises like X-Men it's like... 6/13 good movies? Woof. 7.5/11 good movies isn't that bad of a track record! "I still love Star Wars movies and I'd very much like the Star Wars movies to never stop The TV shows are great (I still need to watch like most of them >.>) but I love movies, is all" @HouseOfGunn Exactly! @Calliethulhu I forgot how to boymode years ago lol Still shocked I ever knew how Like yes there was a bait and switch but it was *hilarious* Hey sometimes the bad guy abruptly eats shit because he's the bad guy TRoS had a lot of problems but Hux's abrupt end was not one of them. That shit ruled lol @TolarianCollege The fact that there are Standard bans still feels so bizarre to me. Not to say I'm arguing that anything currently banned shouldn't be. It's just weird. @RainofTerra What an amazing family you have 💕💕💕 "@TheDevilFaeself I didn't mean it that way but um, 👀👀👀" "@TheDevilFaeself out of the closet, into the bed" Nvm I found it https://t.co/R2xF15aoer Isn't there like an online Animal Crossing New Horizons island map editor? I wanna make an island as beautiful as I see people make on here but the cost and speed of creating in-game doesn't lend itself to experimentation. @Azure_Husky Omg I love this!!! @messiarchy 💕💕💕 @itsviviactually Will you accept one in his dinosaur mode exclusively? https://t.co/hJXaN3ojc4 @DragonsBouquet @mereavery AWWWWWW! 💕💕💕 @Random_Factor They were originally intended to be the original G1 versions of the characters! @Random_Factor The original idea was that Megatron and Primal would have two alt modes. Though given that there's already a bat on the Maximal side this time makes me wonder if there isn't more to this alligator Megs @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhggghhhgggh 🥵💕 "Realizing that the art for this upcoming Beast Wars comic series looks a little bit like Beast Wars by way of Transformers Animated in style, which is literally my two favorite TF series 😍" @ChaosDrakner Maybe! @avyjae @animatedtext Same @QueenYiff420 Because I'm hot and everyone needs to know it! "I want an enchanted pfp that shows my face to most people, but my fursona to any furries (unless they wanna see my cute face)" @QuestForTori Such a goddamn mood @OneLameShark My queerdar is rarely wrong lol @miss_nikola Those are girlfriend rules everyone knows that @QueenStodge You're such a good friend Jessica! 💕💕💕💕 I'm agender but I am not genderless (usually). Confused? Kinda same. Gender is weird. Oh here's a helpful thing I can share since my queer identity sounds admittedly a bit complicated. Labels I'm 100% okay with applying to me: - Queer - Gay - Woman - Girl - Female - Lesbian And obviously stuff like agender and trans. @mode_view *hugs hugs hugs!* Anyway I love that this weird hallway in my houseb that has the best light also has an Ocarina of Time wall scroll because that's some of my favorite OoT art lol @Nickle4aPickle Awwwww Danielle!! 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕 @OneLameShark I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE QUEER BUT THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE OMG 💕💕💕 I keep fucking forgetting I can limit who replies @MagsVisaggs I've had this exact thought honestly lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM Enjoy your Maccadam! Damn! @ARCTIC_ST0RM Oh shit that's a Walmart??? @TheDevilFaeself fair 🤔 "@TheDevilFaeself Just asking for it, really" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Nice find! *finger hovers over the mute button* "My name's Kat, I'm trans, I'm an agender woman, and a bi lesbian. That's who I am. Deal with it 💕🌈✨ #NationalComingOutDay https://t.co/35mfgn13oF" @ShepardZorEl Oh same. But like the word bro is ours now lol @Azure_Husky 😍😍😍😍 @TrexPushups Oh gosh I forgot I shared that here but that makes sense lol @CaseyExplosion Okay just looking at the preview link that looks like my kinda game 😍 """bro"" belongs to trans women now" This is an extremely good idea! My hair got nightmarishly matted after being bedridden for just a few days x.x @Lass_Library Same! Positively gorgeous animations 🥰 @NewGenderWhoDis OMG THEY LOOK SO GOOD BABE 😍😍😍 "@FlorenceLaReine Five colors in order starting at the top (white) then gold, then those ones where it can be either color mana, then artifacts, then lands I'm organizing my rares & mythics into a binder. Alphabetical within the above order. Uncommons and commons are only sorted by color in boxes" "@dead_girly No thinking, head empty, holes filled~ 💕💕💕" @dead_girly hmmmm that's not what this video suggests 🤔🤔🤔 @IcyWitch35 Only life point that matters is the last one! @tamazonx It's on me for assuming all I needed to do was complete the required missions @tamazonx Yeah I forgot. Still SOL tho "@tamazonx oh neat, fuck me I guess https://t.co/lbjgubYB49" @tamazonx They changed two of the missions so now I've gone from 8/8 to 6/8 @tamazonx That's just the page to order (though it looks promising). I never turned in my quests? They're just fucking pins but I did every goddamn quest! Why is that not enough??? I'm upset. It's gonna be like 2025 isn't it D: somehow it is still 2020 yet I'm getting impatient from the lack of FF7R sequel @tamazonx Is everyone who did all the quests getting them? I haven't gotten any updates @monster_nocock Long before I could grow anything resembling a beard I had a neckbeard I needed to shave constantly lol Facial hair just kinda does its own thing @mode_view Because the kid lines need gimmicks. Kids aren't swayed by merely transforming anymore I even have that Skullcruncher repaint TR had! *looks it up* Krok! "Me: I have the Titans Return Skullcruncher, AND Toyworld Swamper, plus there's another third party Optimus that turns into an alligator that I wanna get, I don't need this guy. Also me: alli... gator... good... need gator 😍😍😍" @Hypnothulhu 👀👀👀 @StrypeisonFire Your glowup is just... gosh 😍😍😍 "@nyaakat (not to repeat what everyone else was saying, but damn I was getting turned on just listening 👀)" @nyaakat Jessica is more of a giant nerd I feel @caraesten This is isn't a surprise to me or anyone else who follows you :P 💕 @nyaakat Oh gosh the noises you're making are so cute and desperate~ 😍💕 "Hey neat! I used to work there way back in 2008. (I was a glorified usher, not one of the stunt people lol)" "@HaileyAdamsXXX You got this, sweetheart! 💕💕💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX Y'ALL ARE TOO CUTE @SweetBeansComix WOW that glowup! 💕💕💕 @LapineWitchGirl @PrissyOrcGF @WeDreamtOfLove Oh that's awesome! "@emnicw Not a creeper, just an awesome friend 💕💕💕" @sapphixy OOF :/ @ABeardedQueer I don't have the spoons for DMs today I'm sorry @Lass_Library 😘😘😘 @emnicw Of course we're friends! @Kaelyrhn >/////> @emnicw Thank you 😭💕💕💕💕 @Lass_Library Thank you!! @Lass_Library Omg link??? @DiaperedWillow I don't think 4Kids dubbed Digimon? Pretty sure it was Saban. OMG I HAVE THE BEST MISTRESS https://t.co/ld08bkdvoh @MaiValentrans I burned out at 111 stars in 3D Allstars lol @thot_piece Okay but it literally is my injection day thank you @IzzyBunBop 👀 @TheNecrosys I dunno if there's like a massive backlash but I strongly feel they're fairly objectively very weird at best. @IzzyBunBop Yeah I saw that it can be paused and assumed it couldn't possibly be that simple in multiplayer lol RTSs often give me anxiety but maybe? "Hook, Mario 64, Digimon Adventure English dub It's all 100% nostalgia and nothing else and I'm fine with that." "@IzzyBunBop Oof, it's real time? I might try it one day >.>" Oh gosh I didn't expect him so soon! The Chaos Bringer is mere months away 😳 @IzzyBunBop eu4? @IzzyBunBop *taking notes for when we finally meet up* "You COULD make 3D animation pull off the stuff that Kells does, but it would be difficult and it wouldn't look as good. Kells leans into the fact that it's 2D and plays with that in a beautiful way. Thief and the Cobbler is another great example of that kind of animation art." Oh gosh I didn't know the studio that made Secret of Kells made more movies! I need to watch these! SoK is one of the best examples of things that 2D animation can do that 3D cannot. Don't believe me? Give it a watch! I can still hum for you the theme music! As a kid I borrowed this series from the library. We recorded it all into one tape and I watched it so much! But the title makes it almost impossible to find online! It's so good tho! @LapineWitchGirl Nice! @thot_piece It's just what gal pals do 🤷‍♀️ "@LapineWitchGirl You have just been on fire today with these tweets, damn 😳" @CasualShadowJR @UsagiCola Besides that? Nothing. "@TheEpicDewback @QueenStodge As a kid I was told it's the same company, though. I don't think that's actually true, but even us Americans assume that lol" @miss_nikola music to my ears 😍 @StebMcDreb @sarah_brackley Oh babe! *hugs hugs hugs* "Flowers! I wanna be given flowers one day too! All this girly shit! I crave it! I never did before, but I need it now lol" "Whenever a mutual or even just someone I'm following gets married it makes me really wanna do the same. One day. Mistress and I are hoping to one day. I just... need to wear a wedding dress before I die. This was not something I cared about before transitioning, but here we are" @MagsVisaggs Indescribably awesome 💕 @Calliethulhu Oooooh I didn't realize they were moving from America! Lucky them lol @Calliethulhu https://t.co/vAH3sAJM3h @JessicaCyboid Y'all are the cutest goddamn couple I swear! 💕💕💕💕 @LapineWitchGirl wow huge agree @LapineWitchGirl Good :3 @NewGenderWhoDis @nyaaABDL We're American though. Right now we're not allowed to travel anywhere because of covid. That needs to ease up first :/ Okay it's 1am I gotta try to sleep. I love you all! Goodnight 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @nyaaABDL Cannot wait for covid to be over so I can FINALLY do my UK trip D:< @NewGenderWhoDis Wetting is legit hard! I'm too well trained too! @NewGenderWhoDis gosh 😳 @Q3w3e3 But you're so cute!!! @Doc_Wolverine The only Pinkertons that should exist today are copies of Weezer's best album. @NewGenderWhoDis Doesn't make it any less bullshit tho :/ @ArtregalOR I wish I had your confidence @SlayZeKyriarchy Expect surprise! Results won't be in for weeks because mail in ballots I am trying to keep that in mind lol https://t.co/IeJw1Yl7sP "Like this would've felt slightly different if he had at least TRIED to do the right stuff in response to covid. But he did the exact opposite, then he caught it, and then he survived. God exists and she hates us." @MaiaFranklyn @sextoyspolitics Isn't it like 8am there Like in both cases I felt blindsided by the result. This one feels like even more bullshit tho Trump surviving covid feels like a bigger cosmic betrayal than him winning the 2016 election if I'm being honest. Pretty sure this is my most popular tweet this year and I couldn't be happier @MaiaFranklyn @sextoyspolitics only way to find out is to become a centaur 😍 "And by the way, ""we shouldn't care"" applies both if you hate and love superhero movies" @sextoyspolitics @MaiaFranklyn I'm not sure why you would lol @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/xYEbVTKEIk @sextoyspolitics @MaiaFranklyn No I mean because that'd be a nightmarishly long birth canal otherwise. Plus the sperm would need to travel metaphorical miles. Imagine expecting anything but vitriol about superheroes as a concept from Alan Moore Please stop asking old men what they think of superhero movies. I wish I could say we don't care but I think it's fair to say we shouldn't care. @NewGenderWhoDis 👀👀👀 "Shifting my focus from ""Aren't I loveable enough??? 😭"" to ""Of course I am, meaning if someone doesn't want to be my friend anymore it is solidly THEIR LOSS.""" "@MaiaFranklyn Logically it's gotta be in the horse half, but the Horny answer is both" @NewGenderWhoDis You're so unbelievably cute 💕💕💕 @MaxyAmalyna goals 😍 "All this ON TOP OF the fact that all we need is a shutdown for what? Two months at most? Where everyone is paid a living wage to stay at home. And it would be OVER. But no, y'all have to do it the shittiest way possible." "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IT'S ACCEPTABLE FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS TO DIE WHILE YOU SIT COMFORTABLY KNOWING YOUR WEALTH AND POWER WILL ENSURE YOU'LL NEVER BE COUNTED AMONG THE DEAD I MEAN, YOU CAN, BUT THIS IS HOW THE COOL ZONE BEGINS. PEOPLE AREN'T STUPID." "@ann_arcana I've decided that one day I want to adopt. It won't be the exact same thing I was hoping for, but nothing in this life was going to be." """Many of you will die from covid, but thankfully us important people will get special experimental drug cocktails and we'll survive despite our age and health."" Do you want guillotines? Because that's how you get guillotines." @QuestForTori all horses are literally making the double duce 24/7 hooves are middle fingers @mode_view You're worth loving and more people should know that. Simple as. @ann_arcana Yeah never being a mom fucks with me too. I had a really traumatic miscarriage dream shortly after my vaginoplasty (that included an orchi) @LeafTilde AAAAAAAA 💕💕💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/ZdteeE2otH @ann_arcana Is it about Joi? Because god I felt a connection with her too @madam_crow I've ordered way too much shit from Pulse and this is the first feedback request I've gotten @LeafTilde Same!!! Gosh I consider you one of my best friends on here! 💕💕💕💕 "You know, maybe I can't stay friends with everyone I want to but I do have a lot of cool friends on here who I love with all my heart 💕💕💕" @CamisGoodBoy @TheDevilFaeself weird way to spell cute but go off @mode_view Nonsense @ArtregalOR Gosh I'm so sorry :/ "@TheDevilFaeself @RajelAran ""fights""" @XylariaVG @ArtregalOR It was a locked account. Another mutual DM'd me to tell me @XylariaVG Possibly. Can I just say since this is the topic of this thread that I'm really grateful you followed me back again? You're one of my oldest friends here. It's why I didn't give up on you 💕 "Julia Kaye (NOT who I'm talking about above, to be clear) unfollowed me fucking years ago and it still stings to think about. I hate this feeling." "Not to sound like such a bitch but I'm a likable person, dammit. Maybe I'm sometimes too horny I guess but I have a good heart. This is corroborated by way too many people in my life. Ugh." @kirwinia 💕💕💕 @mode_view It is not "Like... for that person to have followed me on their AD where they follow 66 people, and for the other person to have let me into their vent account means at one point there was trust there. A connection. And of course connections fade but I don't know what I did :/" "lol I haven't had room to display my Transformers for months, I haven't opened him https://t.co/w0j4EQlS27" Not to hold onto false hope but I have had people unfollow me eventually follow me back. That helps to remember. I just wanna stay friends. Being mutuals doesn't mean we're automatically friends but not being mutuals is a surefire way to never end up being friends. Like being mutuals isn't a big deal but... it's not a big deal! Get it? The actual answer is they didn't notice they were still following me because these are accounts they rarely use. But it's like... see? It's not so bad staying connected? Even if you didn't notice? Can we be mutuals again? Please? I have a former mutual who unfollowed me that I really miss being mutuals with yet we're still mutuals on our AD accounts. I have another former mutual who blocked me and I'm still mutuals with their private vent account. Hate this website 🙃 @NewGenderWhoDis hot >:3 @acvalens you're growing as a person @ann_arcana Oh hell yeah 💕 @RajelAran @Colezze lol 💕 "YUP gonna need to watch this movie asap. Thanks for the recommendation, @RajelAran! https://t.co/5aJKKb2SUD" @RajelAran @Colezze Oh it was called Do the BRIGHT Thing my bad The entire episode is on YouTube lol @excogs hell yea same 💕 @RajelAran Hell yeah I will! When did it come out? Is it streaming anywhere? "@RajelAran @Colezze The main one I remember is Do The Right Thing, mostly for the song at the end, as well as a weird sequence where whatshisname imagines what it would be like if he was more like McGee, complete with goofy prosthetic nose." @IzzyBunBop 😘😘😘 @IzzyBunBop (PS I wanna kiss u) @IzzyBunBop omg (of course I said yes) https://t.co/OLvyAaJPJ1 @EWrangler Probably lol @ann_arcana Oh yeah girlcum tastes way better "@TF_Wright Ariel in mermaid form is a boy, human form is a girl. Make the subtext text" "@MayaEriksson9 This made me chuckle, thank you 💕💕💕" @Colezze DAMN that's a reference I never thought I'd see on here "But damn there's a lot of stuff I wish I could change about what we're calling this community. Safer to keep my mouth shut, though. Sorry for being cryptic." @a_alice_nsfw I think so too. I think that's the prevailing belief when talking about abstracts. But Twitter as a whole? When talking about specific people? That kind of talk is discouraged. Like I think I've basically mastered how to keep my head down and stay safe. It required one final lesson this past summer about NEVER getting involved with targeted discourse against an individual no matter what. I feel like I'm equipped to stay safe from here on out. My persistent desire to forgive people I honestly feel are trying seems incompatible with Twitter as a whole. Kinda sucks. "You know I could say The Little Mermaid, though by the time the message reached me I was already out as trans. https://t.co/12Uf5qdhbq" Like there's plenty of movies about trans people. But they're all played by cis people for cis people. Sense8 and Steven Universe feel like better examples because they're queer art made by and for queer people (with an emphasis on trans people) Maybe Rocky Horror. Maybe. Squint a bit and pretend you're in the 70's https://t.co/n1yv1qC557 "Breaks my heart to say this as a cinephile, but... there hasn't been one. There have been shows, though. Sense8 and Steven Universe come to mind." @wehpudicabok I believe in her!!! @NewGenderWhoDis ilu2 💕 @Colezze Is it because 10 + 10 = 20? @Colezze Proud of you 💕 @trgrrl HAPP BIRTH 💕💕💕 @teagirlgf mood @sluttySynclair goshhhh 😍 "like that might've taken hours and then they reread the request ""Well enjoy!!!""" Cannot stop laughing help @NewGenderWhoDis @KatieAngelWitch Didn't seem rushed to me. Plus then they got a movie and a miniseries @EntityofJustice You're not saying anything wrong! I'm just tired lol I like both too lol https://t.co/WAQgk9VeBj @EntityofJustice Who says I never crushed on you? You're cute! @GaindStream115 Hot! @StebMcDreb overton kink window yeah cum tastes better @GaindStream115 But definitely talk to as many other trans women as you can to be safe @GaindStream115 Sounds like she knows more than I do @GaindStream115 I haven't heard of that myself. But I'm not an expert. I just did mostly what my endo told me lol @GaindStream115 I dunno what that is "@GaindStream115 Well if you end up going the grey market route and ordering them online (like to start sooner), pills are certainly easier to start with and they work fine. The main T blocker people use in the US is spironolactone." @GaindStream115 The difference is pills have to go through your liver. I was on pills for the first couple years and it was mostly fine. Everyone's body is different. Ideally you should talk with an endocrinologist about this. "@GaindStream115 @degeneration In general, yeah. It's best to avoid your liver. Patches are a good compromise if you can't do injections" @transfilmtheory Oh gosh I'll try to give them more often though! I've been crushing on you for a hot minute 💕 "@GaindStream115 @degeneration I mean there's not really an estrogen booster... But supposedly according the the Powers method, if you boof progesterone and inject estrogen, you don't need T blockers" "@degeneration god, same" @transfilmtheory I know this doesn't help dysphoria but you're so fucking pretty @GeekyPug87 It's really wonderful 🥰 @GaindStream115 gosh 😳😳😳💕 "@GaindStream115 I mean if your pfp is anything to go by, you're really hot!" @GaindStream115 Hell yeah cutie! @GaindStream115 Of course! You were definitely a thirst follow lol "I told myself at the time it was because of the porn, looking back I'm pretty sure it was because of the queerness 💕" @NewGenderWhoDis oh gosh this picture 😍😍😍 @NewGenderWhoDis @TheOwlcan Even if you had to unpin it you're a hero for pinning it in the first place! 💕💕💕 @OrionPax4217 @BonnieMakes Well it's not entirely underground but a fire pole is a perfect idea 🤔 @BonnieMakes Gosh I hope it works out 🤞🤞🤞 @viragoergosum 💕💕💕 @1146_goat_north 😘💕 "Oh and to the fine folks at k*w* farms reading this thread: I STILL have more sex than you, losers 😘" But yeah I don't think I'm at the stage where I'll be posting pictures or anything of me in diapers on here or anything. If I do I'll tag that shit. @ArtregalOR Yeah lol Y'all can blame @NewGenderWhoDis for being so blatantly little but also not JUST being an little account for finally convincing me "I used to have a rule that I'd never actually say the word diapers on here. But then I noticed so many friends, mutuals, and others with comparable follower counts are open about that stuff. So screw that rule lol" "me: I dunno, if I post about diapers on main I'll probably lose followers narrator's voice: she actually gained followers" @TheFoxyCarol Oddly fitting 🤔 @eldritch_prince @QueenStodge https://t.co/Gjadc9JDPc @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh I hope so Daddy!!! @Kahncub Awwww thank you 💕 This is half a lie I tend to follow back every cute trans girl 😳😳😳 "just like sissies, not all trans girls are ABDLs but we do ABDL better than anyone 😤" @QueenStodge adult baby diaper lover lol which philosopher was it that said a trans girl without her diaper is like an angel without her wings 🤔 "*cute trans girl follows me"" Oh neat *...she's a fellow ABDL* *insta follow* 😍" @miss_nikola goals 😳 @Q3w3e3 That door is amazing @rileybbq TELL THEM I LOVE THEM @maegodhavemercy @PixelsRed Okay real talk? It took me like 3 minutes to pickmy middle name mere days before I was going to legally change it :P I wouldn't stress it lol (I narrowed it a bit down due to wanting the same initials tho) @Splashy_Girl @maegodhavemercy https://t.co/tenJUTmwaQ "@maegodhavemercy @PixelsRed My sister ""stole"" my middle name too (8 years before I was born lol) My dead middle name was Michael and she already had Michelle lol" @mode_view I didn't intend that pun but now I wish I did lol I really should go by Kathryn May more often 🤔 @JestersOrders Rotating the image :P "@somedumbbinch Okay, MAYBE it was the first person who liked the initial tweet in this thread, but I dunno if the order of who liked is the same for everyone >.>" @somedumbbinch *huffs* D:< @somedumbbinch This person might SEE and I'm BLUSHING oh no so many of my crushes are liking these tweets 👀👀👀👀👀 @somedumbbinch Obviously I crush on you!!! But I was subtweeting a different cutie this time >.> "@TrexPushups @Azure_Husky You got this! And on the other end of it, the orgasms are soooooo much better 🥰" Basically the longer I've been crushing on you the higher up the list you go lol Look I know it seems like I crush on everyone but there ARE cuties I crush on more than others!!! @CamisGoodBoy Oh gosh yes plz! :3 @somedumbbinch hhggh plz 🥺 @MadameMolotov 💕💕💕 @MadameMolotov I like you! 💕 @Azure_Husky omg I thought I was the only one with this problem 🤣 @OzmaRacc Follow your dreams Though admittedly when Daddy visited it got pretty gay 😍 @somedumbbinch 👀👀👀💕 2020 has been SIGNIFICANTLY less gay than I originally planned D:< D:< D:< Suddenly remembering all the cuties I was gonna have sex with this year D:< "When I downloaded Mouth Dreams to my phone it was dated May 3, 2099 so now its album artwork is just always gonna be at the top of my images. https://t.co/lvusIRZqnN" @PrincessAnri @AylaKismet CUTE @chainchompist I feel full just watching that x.x Halloween kitties 🎃 https://t.co/ECaeHXKJs1 @lunch__bug For what it's worth I don't think you're inviting this at all @OrionPax4217 Hell yeah! @TheEpicDewback Ah gotcha lol That was the original MP Starscream back in like 2005 or something? They tried coloring him like a more realistic F-15 @TheEpicDewback No thanks lol I also love his head proportion. I never realized how on the previous versiona his head was too small but now I can't unsee it lol https://t.co/GeTTjNFZ93 "The upcoming MP Starscream looks soooo perfect! I always had an issue with the first version's skirt flaps, and even the second version had those weird things hanging off his wings. But this version is exactly what I wanted from an MP Screamer 🥰 https://t.co/6lxRO3T8tU" My baby boy Archimedes LOVES belly rubs 💕💕💕 https://t.co/w95r3UVJ7s @FlorenceLaReine Maybe? I can be pretty shit at teaming up with others lol @gatticusFPV @LurkingGrue @opossumvibe @Sparx_x_x I mean it doesn't cover everything you mentioned but you should watch The Fandom if you haven't already! https://t.co/F9GKYYTgls @AngryNerdBird @Random_Factor That was last year. Already exists as a skin. @Random_Factor Hard to say but it looks like a temple robot? And DVa is the ghost? I'm assuming it's a Korean thing lol FINALLY a Halloween skin for DVa!! "His actual name is Archimedes, but I call him Chufty Boy so often he's actually looked at me when I've said it lol (He has a very admirable-sized primordial pouch) https://t.co/GsJfgxpADJ" @SixoTF I hadn't watched this series before but it looks like it was made for me! Thank you! @SixoTF Oooh which Jazz is that? @Monicaaaaaah Congrats! Isn't that the greatest feeling? 🥰 @ComicsByXan @NewGenderWhoDis Well 40's probably rocks even harder given my experience so far! I got them from here! https://t.co/MywjfyTYmm https://t.co/ukdKF3fSRi @NewGenderWhoDis @ProbablePupper 30's is the best decade anyway lol @NewGenderWhoDis Omg I too thought you were younger lol "@MaiaFranklyn Definitely! I think they'll be going on my Transformers shelf because fuck it, they're Transformers now lol" Jurassic Park Transformers... it's like they made this set for me 😍 @Kaelyrhn HEY D:< Can you really call them knockoffs when they do something completely unique? These are solid toys! https://t.co/WwYnciXvEV Funny dinosaurs??? Those are my favorite kind!!! https://t.co/X67CfzsHiK "@QueenStodge They were kind of obscure even at the time, but I was obsessed with them lol" @dreamingnoctis They're the best! @MaiaFranklyn I know what Snaliens are! OMG I love that I'm not the only one who does this!! https://t.co/7vtEjgusZ4 https://t.co/NQQdYzbRzf "@wifemetal They did bring them back briefly a few years ago, but they looked completely different and I don't think caught on lol" @TheSecretCallie Makes sense lol Excited for you both! 💕 @TempestaRubida @SwiftAusterity Both at the moment He was like in his 40's and had just recently heard about bronies. He was an artist that I guess usually painted other stuff but that year he switched to ponies to get on that gravy train lol. Wish that wasn't the first and last time I saw him. I liked him. It was Running of the Leaves Con in Denver. 2015 I think? I was selling art in the dealer room next to a guy who was selling custom painted MLP figures. I think his name was Felix? Anyway we'd sneak away every so often to get high. He was awesome. The first time I tried dabbing weed was at a My Little Pony convention I think the motherboard of my current computer is still Teltraan II. That or III. "Instead of ""obvious extension of a G1 reference"" I was just making a very normal G1 reference without realizing it haha" Omg many years ago I named my first computer Teltraan I and then when I got my next computer I figured I may as well name is Teltraan II. I still haven't seen most of G1 and didn't realize II was also a name used in the series lol https://t.co/Yby4NqLMUH "@PrissyOrcGF Oof, sorry *hugs hugs* 💕💕💕" @TheSecretCallie What happens in 2 weeks? @JabberinJay @UlvenAspiration lol no wonder I loved it there I DO recall I lot of girls kissing girls threads 🤔 @MagsVisaggs Congraaaaaats!! 💕💕💕 @ArtregalOR I'm a founding member but you're not the only one who didn't realize so it's okay lol 💕 @ArtregalOR I get that a lot lol. I try to talk about the ranch often and it's my location in my bio :P "@Chopin_42 I think superhero movie fans are used to either looking up on a wiki what they don't understand, or watching their favorite comic book youtuber explaining everything just in time for a new movie's release." @Chopin_42 So many people didn't know who Spider-Ham was before the first ITS :P @velouteuse @SixoTF Absolutely! I was aware of Transformers before and I remember G2 being on TV but Beast Wars was MY Transformers for sure. But even older fans by the time of the mid 00's or so mostly agreed it's one of the best series in the franchise. I say it still is! @OzmaRacc This is beautiful omg 😭💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhhh as if I could even think about resisting 😳💕 "@mode_view Then my best guess is there's parts of your body conflicting with any potentially positive perspective on gender. ie, probably still dysphoria" @Sparx_x_x a group of cishet AND homophobic furries sound like the blandest people on earth @mode_view What about thinking yourself as genderless? @mode_view @OzmaRacc Then you should probably transition. But you know that already. @SwiftAusterity Well you can always visit 🥰 "@SwiftAusterity @OzmaRacc I still have my breast forms but I stopped wearing them the DAY I started HRT lol Every ""cis boy"" who wishes he was a girl should try breast forms." @DiscoDeerDiary @OzmaRacc Awww that's a beautiful story! @OzmaRacc Hot~ "@JabberinJay Compared to the rest of 4ch*n, /co/ was absolutely love and we were /co/mrades." "@PrissyOrcGF I mean, it COULD result in some of us getting breast augmentation if everything works out 🤔🤔🤔" @SwiftAusterity There's a very long waiting list. Hopefully one day "@OzmaRacc That's my secret, Cap" @SwiftAusterity That's the plan! @blogconyst Awwwww thank you!!! "This is far from the most important aspect of this expansion, but it's sounding like I'm finally gonna have enough space to display all my toys and I can't wait 🥰🥰🥰" "I don't wanna reveal too much until it's locked in, but it's looking like the ranch is gonna be able to expand in a really exciting way and I can't wait 🥰" @OzmaRacc It took realizing I wanted to try gender euphoria (though at the time I wouldn't have worded it that way) before I realized I had some gender dysphoria and was absolutely a girl. @PrissyOrcGF You know I'll be your best cheerleader for said inflation drive~ 😘💕 @PrissyOrcGF God these are such goals 🥵💦 @OzmaRacc More eggs should know that wanting tits is a perfectly valid reason to transition! @lucashoal He had already made his foray into the top 40 at that point """Put your age in your bio!"" I am 33 and often mistaken for someone in their 20's, I will do no such thing" @bimbobunni420 @licoricetick I really hope so! "Weird way to spell ""The Eat It Guy"" 🤔 (Seriously when I was in line for one of your Mandatory Fun shows someone asked who we were in line for, we told him, and he said, in like 20-f'in-15, ""Oh the Eat It Guy???"")" @DoesJuno @licoricetick True! @licoricetick Doesn't mean he wouldn't be in it "@licoricetick Okay, but then there's literally no pictures to use for that photoshop" @licoricetick I didn't know Miles was casted in a live action role? @MrsStephinMerit Thank you 🥰 (that's original art by me. I used to sell pony art at pony conventions!) "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic turns 10 today! I watched the premier with a bunch of other weird nerds on 4ch*n's comics & cartoons board, and the rest is history. I still consider myself a Brony despite falling off of watching the show years ago lol Anyway, happy 10th 🥰 https://t.co/B82SaA2pNz" @Sparx_x_x Yeah I can't pick a favorite @Kitty_Kimz Oh! Happy late birthday! 💕💕💕 @TrexPushups SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕💕 "@hmsnofun GOD, please" @Q3w3e3 Very! 💕 @Katabassist (wanna snog u~) @Katabassist Good point lol "@lauralwen @StelaraVenka I'm gonna start following you so I finally see your replies in my notifications (hopefully). Yeah precum is a factor, but also just going on HRT made me drippier in the first place." @NewGenderWhoDis aaaaaaa congrats babe! 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Next time you stream a jackbox game sounds fun! 🥰 @DeciusNero @JennyENicholson That's in most of her videos and it's amazing @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine ... corny horny @SnortingEstrace I have never heard that term outside of the pictured quiz that I've taken before. I spent my mid teens to early 20's in Clovis but I didn't exactly grow up there. @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine I don't completely understand why I find his corny pickup lines endearing but here we are "@SteampunkPenny You're a goddamn superhero, Mistress 🥰" @StopTweetingMia packin some dobonhonkeros @MagsVisaggs Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @SixArmedSweater Gotcha. Yeah that might be a concern. @SixArmedSweater What do you mean? "(It is worth noting that I sometimes miss small/new queer accounts replying to me because of this. I don't really know the solution to that problem, but yeah)" "So in addition to turning that on, also don't worry about transphobes in my replies. At the very least please untag me before you reply 💕" In fact the only way I know this is happening is because well-meaning people will sometimes reply to transphobes that've replied to me. I see those 100% of the time. And that often means I'm tempted to reply which isn't ideal. "I highly recommend turning this setting on. In the past I've used blocklists (don't anymore) and blockchains (can't anymore) so I have 10,000+ people blocked, but for what it's worth, this setting means I NEVER (not for like two years) see transphobes in my notifications. https://t.co/ZUUFTlKcSG" @ChaKatKimber Right??? @StopTweetingMia Trans people just kinda rock "@narylis That thread was amazing, thank you" This is a bit like trying to debunk flateartherism. There's... nothing to debunk. It's just a bunch of obviously false claims. All you really can do at that point is make educated guesses as to why someone would be so obviously wrong without knowing it (or refusing to admit it). "It's so frustrating facing a wall of lies that aren't even very good lies. Just look at the THOUSANDS of trans accounts on here and elsewhere where we talk about dating and fucking each other, OFTEN with photographic evidence!" "I recognize the seeming irony in theorizing a transphobe's thought process without asking them while saying it's bullshit they never talk to us to learn anything. But like, the fuck am I supposed to do with the demonstrably false claim that we never date each other?" "It'll be nice to see my real name in a game I backed finally 🥰 (Yooka-Laylee has my deadname, A Hat In Time will update my name next time they update the game, I can't figure out where the credits are in Thems Fighting Herds... Indivisible's the last one lol)" "The main reason I backed it all those years ago is because while I loved the art of Skullgirls, I suck so hard at fighting games lol" "Odd timing given that they just stopped updating it, but I realized the best way to get me to try Indivisible anytime soon (despite having backed it lol) is to order the Switch version. Should be here next month 🥰" @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh sweetheart I'm glad you finally have an appointment! @miss_nikola I could use a good breeding 🥵 @LesbianLaMaupin Good luck! "This is one of the many reasons it feels so powerless being a trans person. People who have never interacted with us, who know nothing about us, get platforms and attention to say whatever the fuck they want." @TheSecretCallie *hugs hugs hugs* @Becoming_Emily Thank you 💕 "We date each other because you're more likely to have a closer, understanding relationship with someone who fundamentally gets this gender stuff. Also we tend to be hotter than cis people. You can disagree, but that's honestly what I and a lot of us think." "Because it's not that this is a little untrue, it's hilariously, OBVIOUSLY false. Cis people who even know a few trans people understand this. We date each other A LOT." """Because they're perverts only in it to abuse women, they couldn't possibly be into each other!"" The thought process goes. And then they just accept that as fact. Never even once consider to ask us. Or hell, just watch and listen to us online." Transphobes who spread the lie that trans women never date each other are either willfully misrepresenting us or literally just operating on assumptions they have based on how they *think* we think and act. It's fundamentally dehumanizing. We're not real people to them. @LackingSaint It's relieving to know that at least some cis people know the claim we never date each other is bullshit. @Fleurfurr Yay another jackalope! 🥰 Amazing fursuit! @SixoTF Oh the new bat character is a girl? Hell yeah! @Becoming_Emily Not yet. Phone calls are a huge anxiety trigger for me "@CaseyExplosion I backed this game, though I hadn't yet played it. Probably should fix that. This really sucks :/" @SwiftAusterity yes! :3 Halloween look complete! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/laMurIqXfy Well I guess that's at least one IDW title I want to read as it releases. Neat! @Azure_Husky @deervvitch This picture is so wholesome! @EntityofJustice Yeah that's the joke :P @Maid_Lewds with pleasure 😍 @OzmaRacc So fucking ridiculous @ARCTIC_ST0RM https://t.co/Cn6h9V6KYS @JenApparently Art. @NLRG_ Plus the previous way they've done this is literally cover up the tweet with better info with the option to see the original tweet. I assume the same here? @NLRG_ Yeah I realized that after I tweeted it My intent is clear tho Because we all know that'll be literally all he'll talk about for months. "Because of the influx of mail-in ballots, ""premature"" is gonna last for literal weeks. Are you seriously gonna censor every tweet from Trump for weeks?" @OzmaRacc As nonbinary people we should be exposing the ridiculousness of censoring certain nipples but society is just keeping on with that bullshit even when they know it makes no sense. "For context, this was on /co/ (comics and cartoons board) and I was a regular there (a tripfriend, no less lol). I remember this thread. There was, in the early days, a concerted effort to stop rule 34 of this show. It didn't last of course." "*posts, not tweets My brain is ruined from Twitter" These tweets are 10 years old and I feel my bones turning to dust. FiM turns 10 tomorrow "@ToniQueene As a 33-year-old, yes I can. You're what I like to refer to as a normal age :V" Their Transformer ads are always so much better than ours lol @aliceincamera I'm 33 and I'm pretty useless too It's not so bad? @Calliethulhu (I'd wish you luck but it's 8 hours later lol) @Calliethulhu Omg hell yeah! @PrissyOrcGF It's so wild we're completely on the same wavelength here! "@NomiChirps Natural neovag fluid in my experience is actually very thin, but yes very slippery too" @vexwerewolf Yeah the house itself looks fine. Outside yard is a bit trashed but this isn't what the poorest Americans are living like I don't think @stackedbimbo VERY pretty gosh! 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddy I wanna snuggle! 💕 @NomiChirps So it's not like it's bone dry right after surgery either-- there's various fluids that occur while healing (it's why I needed pads for months). But I'd say maybe by 6 months I realized the remaining wetness wasn't blood or puss or whatever and in fact was just natural moisture "@Waspshot23 BW was my first Transformers series and the 10th Anniversary figures got me into Transformers collecting as an adult, but I was 19 in 2006 lol" "@Waspshot23 I think it's not anymore complicated than they wanted to make an ad for adult collectors, and that 29 might've been the median age for adult collectors in the fandom at the time. But yeah this is weird. Implies the people most into those toys were 19 when BW was new." @lunch__bug Perfectly understandable 😤 "@lunch__bug Goddess, same" @teagirlgf #TeamMommyMilkers 😎 @NikatinePrime SO pretty 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX LITTLE BABY 😍😍😍😍 @TheDevilFaeself Gosh congrats! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love this! @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Omg! 😍 Noticed I often try to downplay the messier parts of my identity when I take part in queer hashtags talking about myself (like that I'm an agender woman and a bi lesbian). I'm gonna try to stop doing that. @JessicaCyboid I think that's pretty likely @Doc_Wolverine 😍 I emailed asking where the mtg card I ordered and it hasn't been released yet whoops 😳 @litterboxhex Hot 😍 @okbillybunny Speaking from experience: Yes @okbillybunny nice boobs 😍 @StebMcDreb I love you too babe!!! 💕💕💕 @salielle gosh that does sound nice :3 @salielle Okay 🥰 @ExistentialEnso THAT'S A PERFECT WAY TO PUT IT @NikatinePrime Yes! "My name's Kat, and I'm a proud trans lesbian #NationalLesbianDay 💕🏳️‍🌈✨ https://t.co/O3BJpSaE5y" "@VadarthX I don't know for sure, sorry :/" @KinkyFaerieKim Loss of sexual feeling is a rare occurrence with this procedure @KinkyFaerieKim I could manage clitoral orgasms after I think two months? "@KinkyFaerieKim I didn't find it overly difficult, but I was lucky enough to not need to work and be surrounded by girlfriends and loved ones to take care of me. Pain is less than you think! After about a week I was just on ibuprofen and acetaminophen." @FrillyHyena Good to know! @Azure_Husky lol that's a mood @TrexPushups SO CUTE! @KelethDragon I feel a little weird because I don't like to go against what doctors and surgeons say. But I've yet to meet someone who got a vaginoplasty of any kind say their vag is bone dry. @NireBryce @Azure_Husky Love the term paleovagina lol @ZoeTheAbsurdist No :/ @KelethDragon Yeah it's fucked up they don't talk about this This is good to know! https://t.co/ivEztXbL5s @PissbabyS Okay "@Azure_Husky This entire thread is a mood. The weirdness of sharing details of my genitals to thousands of people, the frustration with the rumors about neovags being spread, my happiness with my vag despite it but being everything I hoped for, all of it 💕" @Mystydjinn @MoonPupper In the UK? I don't think that's a thing "In other words, a *slow* descent into fascism is still very much possible. https://t.co/q4pEg5dahH" @FrillyHyena I'm too scared to try. I never fuck with the chemical balance of my vag. That's how you have a bad time. "@DiscoDeerDiary (specifically the lubrication itself is very thin, kinda like a cheap shitty water-based line)" "@DiscoDeerDiary It's really weird that no one talks about this. Like, it's not enough lubrication to have sex with, but that's common with a lot of non-neo vaginas too." @MelanieMoore SMILING WAS SO NICE "@penelope_zone @Azure_Husky Oh don't worry, you will! First couple months at least you'll be soaking pads with all kinds of pretty colors :P" "Joe Biden will save us from a quick descent into fascism, but our work won't be over when he's elected. Far from it. Tweets like this make me smile though lol" I'm mildly annoyed at how good this campaign is at making me laugh @Azure_Husky IT'S THE BEST 😭💕 @Azure_Husky (Boy do they ever lol) @StelaraVenka Okay yeah I experience the same thing lol 💕 @StelaraVenka That's so hot! I guess I have a similar experience? Like I don't get any distance so to speak lol "@NewGenderWhoDis That's awesome! Personally I think if one is already queer, using ""coming out"" to describe non-queer stuff is fine" @sleepy___head hehehe same @miss_nikola so true 😍😍😍 @nyaakat Such anal skills! 😍 "@DiscoDeerDiary This made my fucking day, thank you" @TeflonMask @AnaMardoll Even more better (lol) in my opinion is not even a screenshot. Just make your own tweet. Talk about the bad take but redirect the conversation to good takes. @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh Daddy you sharing that is tickling my exhibitionism 😍😍😍 "@lukewarmdeer I think the most charitable assumption you can make it that doctors don't have any research data to ""prove"" that lubrication is common It's usually a bad idea to share anecdotal evidence with your patient An unfortunate (in this case) side effect from trying to be scientific" "@StelaraVenka Yep, no graft in mine" @ArtregalOR Yes you can! @infinitebadness Hell yeah! @TheQueenSeKa Yep! @StelaraVenka @mode_view G-*buuuurp*-GOTTA GET THAT MUCUS @StelaraVenka Oh neat! But the cool this is? I got penile inversion and we seem to be experiencing comparable levels of wetness! @StelaraVenka Should be! I'm at twice a day and there's really not any lube in my underwear @StelaraVenka lol I'm constantly wet too and I love it "Oh and to clarify, I got the penile inversion vaginoplasty" @StelaraVenka Which version of the surgery did you get? I guess I should've asked first lol "The penis skin turns into a mucus membrane. Yep, your body just knows to do that. It's downright magical. So even when I'm not turned on and not cumming, stick a finger in there and you'll need to wipe it off lol" "@StelaraVenka Holy shit goals! Can I ask what, uh, ""setup"" causes you to squirt? 👀" "Talking to other post-op neovag owners and looking my own experiences: NEOVAGINAS SELF-LUBRICATE A LOT, ACTUALLY I'm an extremely drippy girl lol" @AnaMardoll Problem is there are a ton of people who think hundreds of followers is a lot @HaileyAdamsXXX I miss you too Daddy 🤟🤟🤟😭 @NLRG_ 😬😬😬 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I cried when I saw this! I love you so much sweetheart!!! 😭💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh love I wish I could help you with that packet :/ @feuer_ameise No the other way around was last generation "@feuer_ameise The 360 had the red ring of death, easily the worst design flaw of any system ever. And PS3 still had to play catch-up." "We do this for republicans and our lizard brains, neither of which we should be indulging." "I frankly don't give a flying shit whether my potential president can look good in a debate. They're competing for president, not fucking debate club. Policy plans can be shared without the performance." "Hot take but I find the idea of performative debates completely pointless at best, only benefiting whoever in the debate is right of center at worst, and especially pointless/dangerous when needlessly applied to something as ostensibly important as a presidential election." "The idea of a curved surface laying on a flat table, even with a stand, makes my OCD twitch" @Lewd_Dolly Hubris Remember how the PS4 didn't even need a stand? "I guess the best way to sum up my feelings on the shape of the PS5 is I admire the hell out of Sony for having the nerve to go that hard into weird territory, but I'm not enthused about having to deal with it on a practical level lol" @StopTweetingMia @ChuunIvysaur oof :/ Though despite being minor this stuff adds up. Them not being able to even assure people will get a chance to preorder is another issue. Microsoft owning Bethesda is another. These things add up. "Like it's a minor thing but I'm not gonna be very disappointed if I can't get a PS5 before the inevitable model 2 that'll be smaller and less cumbersome. If an opportunity to get one sooner presents itself? Sure, but this looks like a pain." @Mothmageculpa Hey now the Wii might've had a stand but it sure as hell didn't have SCREWS for it :P "@bonuslesbian Yeah it's less about raw power and more about the bullshit around it. The PS5 will doubtless be a fine system, but the attitude of Sony before it comes out dictates how it'll do overall and this is looking like PS3 pre-release. They'll be playing catch-up this generation." @SnortingEstrace OH Yeah huge agree lol @QueenStodge Yep This is so fucking ridiculous and it's PS3 Sony era hubris to a tee god it really does just swap between Sony or Microsoft being on top every generation doesn't it @Kaelyrhn Kinda same @ann_arcana His Polybius video is so good!!! btw: https://t.co/SRa4lPHk5u Biden vs Trump debate: Play by play to the minute on every corner of my TL Harris vs Pence debate: https://t.co/6NjYqYpz9S @SnortingEstrace I assume dime means cutie @Sonneschimmer @Chopin_42 I didn't even know there was an option for it. I'll have to look into that! This might be an awkward time to admit I have a mild crush on Sarah Silverman You know like when there's a car crash and you can't look away Anyway I clicked the link and this preview seems to suggest Borat isn't naked in the video and I don't want to watch it but I have so many questions https://t.co/q2v7TWJRg9 "@StopTweetingMia @ChuunIvysaur Oh wait you meant in this movie specifically? I thought you meant Adam Sandler movies in general and I was like ""Yep""" @heynetters @P4ndora2 @maegodhavemercy Thank you so much for sharing that! 💕💕💕 @heynetters @P4ndora2 @maegodhavemercy Awwww!!! 🥰 @heynetters @P4ndora2 @maegodhavemercy THAT'S SO COOL THO "@MrsStephinMerit Wow, hot~" @StopTweetingMia Like any Adam Sandler movie there's just... so much to unpack @MaiaFranklyn Honestly I could be higher "@StopTweetingMia For a moment there I thought I knew what you meant, then I actually understood" "I know this sounds fucking weird but I'm 1,000% serious" My only request for Death when my time comes is to see earth's distant past. I wanna sit down on a Permian riverbank and just vibe. Take it in for an afternoon. Then my soul will be at peace. aw yeah that's that gay shit "@SolientArt There's literally no reason it shouldn't be. The reality is most kids are cis, so most kids would just pick the ""obvious"" gender. For the vast majority of parents having the option would change nothing." "(I would @ him but this isn't the first time I've talked about this and he's already responded explaining he doesn't like to unfollow people because it makes them feel bad and I feel the same, we don't need to rehash this lol)" Like literally he signed up for probably tweets about toys (we both collect) and like 8 years later or whatever I'm a trans girl who talks about sex and her pussy constantly. That's real online friendship right there 😤 "I have one (1) mutual from The Before Time when I was a much less, um, ""interesting"" ""cis boy"" and I appreciate the hell out of him for still sticking around lol You know who you are 💕" @transgrlinexile @JessicaCyboid Again I have to stress the Walther Megatron turns into is cartoonishly oversized lol @JessicaCyboid @transgrlinexile So yeah that's the older (frankly shittier-looking) MP Megs. The newer one (MP-36) has an orange barrel plug that I guess skirts around the law lol @transgrlinexile @JessicaCyboid I looked it up. Sounds like the issue with the original MP Megs was the lack of an orange cap at the end of the barrel. The newer one had one (that was thankfully removable lol) https://t.co/9vHPYnyfqz @HaileyAdamsXXX I still feel bad for almost forgetting! I don't like living so far away from you 😭 "@JessicaCyboid Pew pew around the house? lol The story I heard was that, at least for the first Masterpiece Megatron (though this HAS to apply to the newer one too), he had to be locked behind glass. Even in robot mode. Though that was just one collector I read about so I dunno?" "@JessicaCyboid Oh, and no they don't fire anything in case you were wondering." @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg that was one of our memes wasn't it??? "@JessicaCyboid Yup I know this from being a Transformers collector. I've heard that down under you need a license to own any G1-based Megatron toy that turns into a realistic-looking Walther P38, even though the modern ones are noticably oversized." @HaileyAdamsXXX honk honk~ "Not to keep rambling but I guess it's that kind of night: Just to clarify further, I'm a massive wuss who avoids horror movies because they will keep me up at night for days, and I have a legit phobia of roswell grey aliens. I am MORE than capable of being terrified here." "But all the same I can ""see"" why people think this is scary. It's like, the same neurons are firing in my brain but it's a much weaker signal. Or something." I can even invent a little back story for her and suddenly I'm even less scared. Robot girl is scared of dentist! Now I just wanna comfort her! Oh and it's not a case of me being unable to tell it's a robot. I have just as keen an eye for human faces as most folks do. It just... doesn't bother me. Clowns don't either. I dunno 🤷‍♀️ "[cw uncanny valley] So fun fact about me, the uncanny valley in my brain is much shallower than it is for most people. This thing is mildly creepy and I probably wouldn't go near it in person, but I don't find this that scary." @tinyfluffs I have RSD too. I'm sorry for triggering that 💕💕💕 "It's like this weird tango where we're mutuals but we're just never gonna really interact. That's cool! I do that with a ton of people, just more noticable to me when I was the one admiring you lol" "Remembering a month or so ago when 2 people I admire in a row followed me back & in both cases I DM'd them saying thanks for the follow back & neither of them replied lol It's totally fine, not everyone likes using Twitter DMs, & obviously there's no hard feelings but it's funny" "Being visibly trans is nothing to be ashamed of. And that should never change, even if we build a world where trans people rarely have to experience the puberty their bodies had in store for them. Transphobes should not be the ones enforcing visible transness, however." @tinyfluffs No worries 💕 There was no reason to delete "This veers into ""passing"" discourse which is a thorny subject. At the very least it almost invariably leaves non-binary people out of the discussion and that's really not okay. But at the very least? In the limited, gender binary-believing transphobe's mind? This is the fight." Consciously or not what transphobes like these are fighting against is (mostly binary) trans people having the ability to be considerably less visibly trans and that terrifies them. They're already terrible at clocking us but they fear being even less able to. @tinyfluffs Countless friends are interacting. I'm missing interaction with them. I miss many of them. Please don't tell me what is or is not worth regretting here. @SlutRobo I can't even begin to describe how utterly backwards that feels to my sensibilities lol @OrionPax4217 Same but then I'm just a ghost who never interacts. I hate it "Discord, or as I know it, ""That app that wherever I'm reminded of it and how little I use it, I get an overwhelming sense of FOMO"" Like all it does is generate that feeling for me." "Once again cis people are operating in the kiddie pool of gender and don't have the faintest idea how deep of an ocean this is. Oh, kids aren't old enough to decide if permanent hormone-based changes are right for them? Then we should put them ALL on blockers." "(And not to digress too much here but in addition to detransitioners detransitioning due to societal pressures which does NOT mean they aren't trans, the gender binary is completely fucking fake and maybe they're just happier not settling for the ""opposite"" gender)" "For every example of a detransitioner with Regrets that transphobes trot out, we have a thousand+ trans people who regret the initial puberty they were forced to experience. And I'm fucking tired of anyone listening to them." "@MaggieMaeFish This is a great ""open for a surprise"" on mobile lol" @rocketanski gosh 😍 @RajelAran SAME @Kaelyrhn God I wish I had been :/ "All puberties make permanent changes! This isn't like a tattoo where there's a ""no tattoos at all"" option. A child will eventually have a puberty, even if they go on puberty blockers. Why the fuck can't they pick their preferred puberty?" "And I know transphobes don't see me as a woman anyway, but the fact is that T blockers or puberty blockers would've slowed or stopped my acne and would've made me happy! I was under 18, but it's what I wanted. I would've been EXCITED for the other changes estrogen would bring!" "I *WAS* a girl who was forced to go through a T-based puberty! And because I didn't have the education to know what I was feeling meant, I didn't take care of my body at all. There's been long-term consequences from the lack of access I had to the education and care I needed." @ngsilver It's good for some folks. Just wasn't for me. @recursive Never heard of a dermaroller? What's that? "So many transphobic assholes are clutching pearls over ""girls"" being ""forced"" onto T when it's like, yes, testosterone is fucking torture to inflict on girls, that's why we need puberty blockers for trans kids you fucking monsters!" I dunno I just saw some selfies from a trans guy who looks like he's experiencing how zitty T can be and I'm suddenly very angry and regretful about my teenage years. "@Notactuallysmol You mileage may vary of course, but there's a really good chance it will. For me it cleared it up completely, though by the time I started I was only getting like, one zit on my face every other week or so." "I know the option was never a thing my mom was aware of, but I'm just imagining if she just once said ""Okay, instead of acne cream, how about some T blockers?"" Would've taken care of two problems I had." "For years my mom tried to get me to use various acne medication and because I didn't care about the body I inhabited, my face got scarred up horribly. Mercifully camera phones automatically smooth out skin, but I don't love the way it looks in person. All because of testosterone" "Just... edit the email template to say like I dunno ""Your First 4 Figures package was shipped from Venture Classics Ltd"" or something? List the invoice maybe?" Like F4F you've been doing this for over a decade maybe get your shit together lol This forum post is the TOP RESULT. HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF YOUR CUSTOMERS HAVE DONE THE SAME GOOGLE SEARCH https://t.co/qBlGtxOsS4 @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde I love you so much and I'm so glad we both figured this out @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde Omg babe... Belle wearing the beast mask... wow "My timing was kinda perfect because I just got an email from ""Venture Classics Ltd"" saying my package was shipped with no other info. I googled that name and a forum post from 4 years ago talking about a different statue confirms it's First 4 Figures. Anyway it's on the way lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde I wanted a doll house so bad 😭 Such a fantastic summation imo @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh hey this tweet reminded me of this extremely telling self-portrait I did about a year before I came out: https://t.co/anImaWlUif "For it to go from ""it's coming out 2 months from now"" to ""IT'S ARRIVING THIS WEEK"" surely there must've been a massive error? Like they thought the shipment was IN America? Rather than still overseas? And then how did they mistakenly think it would be later this month instead?" @maegodhavemercy @heynetters This sounds really cute omg @Nymphomachy mfw I see Majora's Mask https://t.co/OkiHSlpWwV @OzmaRacc My brain is rejecting your face with facial hair so much that it looks like a fake beard to me lol "lol this set was gonna come out in December, then it was bumped up to last Friday(!), then at the last second it was pushed back to October 21st, then it was pushed back again to December 3rd I don't mind waiting but what the hell is happening lol https://t.co/RIRgPsNUB6" @AngryNerdBird It's super hot! Thank you 🥰💕 @heynetters @maegodhavemercy THAT'S SO COOL @heynetters @maegodhavemercy I like stories! @MoonPupper 😳😳😳💕 @heynetters Oh hell yeah! You friends with @maegodhavemercy too? I assume y'all must know each other lol "@HaileyAdamsXXX All of these give me chaotic, uneasy feelings. Like a lack of security and safety. Like the lines themselves are at an angle and feel like bars or chaotic movement." "Welp, as if I wasn't pre-ordering this already lol" @FantasiesFract1 😘💕💕💕 @SammyCinnabun https://t.co/XVgCbe09Ph (Also I have a thing for UK-flavored gaming history. It feels like learning about an alternate earth lol) "I love The Gaming Historian, and I love Jeremy Parish's work, but I think my favorite YouTuber doing gaming history right now might be Retro Ahoy. LGR also did a Big Box video but RA has such a specific style to their work that I adore 💕 https://t.co/ijekDr96ph" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too!!!! 😘💕💕💕 @SammyCinnabun I still have it! It's in a ziplock in a big chest lol "@heynetters Heh, I read Eerie Cuties for a good year or so at least around the same time I think this exact comic came out by the same person. It's neat that you know them!" @TheDevilFaeself inside me there are two wolves one hates episode IX the other loves it @mercurysqaud (I'm aware) "@OMGBeesInADress @AnaMardoll You can imagine versions that are less transphobic, but the issue is the core concept, the very foundation, rests on an idea of gender invented by cis people, and therefore is fundamentally incomplete, even if you try to account for the existence of trans people." I wonder what percentage of these reviews are made knowing there's a good chance this account will post them lol @machtackle It's the Soundblaster I immediately wished existed the second I saw him in the Siege series lol @okbillybunny Without question my favorite thing about not being in any kind of school anymore is no homework. "I guess most of the cups are paper? That's probably it. I can really only think of one place, Starbucks, that has plastic cups. I dunno I still think the whole idea falls apart with even the slightest scrutiny from multiple angles." "How the ever loving fuck did liberals buy the idea that plastic straws are this huge source of waste filling up our landfills and oceans or whatever (spoilers: they're not, but let's pretend for a moment) and not stop to think what that means for paper/plastic cups in fast food?" @MaiaFranklyn Okay yeah that's a good choice to freak out over lol @alina0987651234 The gayest 🥰 I love my weird cats so much https://t.co/aRXfK9pVma @ShyanneSky I mean your face is way rounder. You look like your pre-transition self's sister. @ExistentialEnso Hell yeah! #BigTiddyClub 😎 "@nyaakat Not sure whether it should be like, a tiny eggplant 🍆 or a shrimp 🍤" @tainkirrahe Okay these are all winners but I think the top left is my favorite. @tainkirrahe GOSH 😍 @no_lain_no_gain Glowup 😍😍😍 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Well I'm now very glad I missed the last Soundblaster lol "@AnaMardoll ""What if all men disappeared?"" Reliably the author would be transphobic, for starters" "What's especially sad is I can tell you exactly what Transformers those are. That's Animated Voyager Grimlock in his hand, and in the bag it's Animated Deluxe Ratchet on the left and Animated Deluxe Bumblebee on the right. Guessing this comic was made around 2008-ish." @Kitty_Kimz This picture is so cute! 💕💕💕 @nyaakat Confirmed for adorably tiny dick @CamisGoodBoy @IzzyBunBop @TheDevilFaeself whomst among us @TheDevilFaeself goals Mutual of mine @cmdrquack just sent me this pic and I feel personally attacked lol https://t.co/TbCdRlzwvy The original version was maybe a bit less lewd? But people rightly pointed out that was a lot of weight to put on such a thin stand. For both versions though I didn't see it as jizz. Thanks for making my statue lewder everyone 💕 https://t.co/i8G3Iekhc5 Yes this is a Banjo jizzing statue @joffeorama A flight pad! :V @ann_arcana @SolientArt This is beautiful! @Drustan27 That's Mondo Gecko! I have no fucking idea where I'm even gonna put this lol https://t.co/kyHb4A8VAL @MrsStephinMerit 💕💕💕 "That Banjo-Kazooie statue I ordered from First 4 Figures literally two years ago is apparently in the US as of nearly 2 weeks ago, but I guess it's still on its way? They famously never respond to email questions about orders but the order still says ""processing"" 🤷‍♀️" @HedgeMom I love the lighting on this so much!!! https://t.co/ZcWyuPcXbt "@MrsStephinMerit It's a meme post and I'm not referring to myself, or anyone in particular for that matter" I am SO HERE for wave 4 of TMNT Ultimates! Not coming out for another year tho 😭 https://t.co/nW6FLBveBR @RajelAran @jneen_ @norintha Let's be real here the 4ch*n/SA overlap was not insignificant @norintha @RajelAran SO HECKIN CUTE @LexiEsque @AngryNerdBird Same! we are somehow in the fourth quarter of 2020 when tf did that happen "@QueenStodge So I know it's bullshit that Hasbro is playing favorites with the US, but y'all in the UK still get stuff early sometimes :P" Transitioning really is a slow motion TG/TF fetish story lol @TrexPushups HOT @Kathtoffel THE GAYNESS HAS BEEN DOUBLED @Kathtoffel YES "and like, queerness is weird and impossible to quantify so it's not like I'm only fucking girls either 🤷‍♀️" "dude, being a gay girl? 10/10" @DVanillannie hhhh 😍 "@Becoming_Emily @Nintendo @animalcrossing That sounds like a ton of work but I guess it's worth it. I'll look into that when I get home, thank you!" "I guess I should've worded it ""crocodilians"" lol" AS A HUGE FAN OF ALLIGATORS I NEED THIS @lukewarmdeer @OzmaRacc Okay that's awesome @OzmaRacc Yeah I love Janeway but her responses to problems were kinda unpredictable lol @TheDevilFaeself Your glowup is so amazing 😍 @emarl_ @jneen_ @norintha Fair enough lol @norintha @emarl_ @jneen_ Both of your glowups are incredible imo~ @emarl_ @jneen_ @norintha Are you in that thread too? "Funnily enough I looked through that thread yesterday, thought I saw Jen, but then didn't want to assume so I put it out of my mind before Jen told me today that she is indeed in there lol" "@emarl_ @jneen_ @norintha Aww, sucks he's gone :/" It only applies to Animal Crossing. Any other game is trivial to transfer over. https://t.co/NwJe0NKx4n @heynetters Hell yeah! So this is a thread of early 2000's Something Awful goons. @jneen_ pointed out in a quote tweet that everyone pictured is either a trans woman or a nazi now. Well... that's literally my girlfriend @norintha in the fourth photo I'm fucking losing it lol @ComeOnEileen19 I do need to exercise more it's true lol @MoonPupper Oooh good idea~ 😘 Love being stupid enough to buy a second Switch from Nintendo and getting punished for my trouble 🙃 "Gee I fucking wish I could play Animal Crossing on my Switch that doesn't have joycon drift nor needs to check the goddamn internet (a precious resource here in the country) every time I boot it up. How's that island transfer update going, @Nintendo @animalcrossing?" @QueenStodge HRT lol "Hey everyone, my girlfriend @norintha really needs $70 for her phone bill this month. Donate if you can, retweet if you can't please! 💕💕💕 CashApp: $JennyFoxes https://t.co/ydvqGQTMq2" @MoonPupper Estrogen helps! @WhaleHorned hey you're pretty 😍 @AyrenTheWolf hell yeah we should smooch about it sometime~ 😘 @AyrenTheWolf glowup 😍😍😍 @xXxCrystalline p-perhaps 🥵🥵🥵 @xXxCrystalline hhhhhhh Crystal this tweet did things to me 😳🥺🥵💦 @NLRG_ I want her to visit too! And I'd hope you could come too! And I think about you too 💕 With a title like Infinite Jest for all I know it's just some boring cishet white guy who thinks he's way more clever than he is waxing philosophical about shit he thinks no one's ever thought of before. @NLRG_ I think I arrived too late for this thread lol "Here's the extent of my knowledge about Infinite Jest: - It's very long - People who are extremely uncool thought they were cool for reading it - It's everyone's favorite punching bag now I don't even know if there's like, a narrative." @SomeBWord This is more my jam personally https://t.co/kBaziuN5PS "@Edward_TankX In my case it was because I was trying to hide my face, though I didn't realize that was why at the time." going back in time specifically to get more than one picture of my pre-transition cryptid ass how it started how it's going https://t.co/j7JbSspt9d @JazzieJaz93 Exactly! Anyway the answer is Blue Dream counterpoint: this is rad as hell @MsGuidedButSoft Good~ 😘 "@Nymphomachy The backlash to Double Downs always confused me. Add a bun to that and it's a large sandwich with multiple kinds of meat, but that's a thing that's already common. It's a low carb big sandwich. That KFC bowl they did (do?) was arguably much worse." "The first step is teaching them how much they like it, though~ We don't hear very many complaints! (And not just because a gagged femboy is a cuter femboy 😘)" @miss_nikola The b1mboification is going well I see 🤔 @allielove228 Oooh I should try that! 😳 @FrillyHyena I should! "@JessicaCyboid For what it's worth, I get the strong impression that people still find me attractive post-surgery! I think the same will apply to you! You're gorgeous!" @TheCrystalStorm NICE @DozingDreamers hell yeah cool kids club 😎 @MaiaFranklyn Well just don't eat it in Italy! @vexwerewolf Okay yeah this is huge "@ZJemptv I struggled for like a year to register an account. It said my email was used (because of Facebook) but then refused to send me a password change. When I was finally able to log in, literally seconds after, a chaser DM'd me. Never using it again lol" @AyrenTheWolf You're one of my favorite people on here! 💕💕💕💕 @notwaving I appreciate your help but I'm doing okay. The community of donators on here have each other's backs 💕 @OrionPax4217 HELL YEAH @JennyWebtoes Yep! I was taking it orally for like 2 years? Didn't seem to do much. @maiasturbation gosh~ 😳 "@2DMINHO @vexwerewolf @tharkibo He stole embryos because Hammond, contrary to popular belief, spared many expenses. It's HEAVILY implied there wouldn't have been any theft had Nedry been paid what he was worth." @maegodhavemercy You just keep getting cuter! 😍 @darthdyke that's pretty hot 💕 @darthdyke gosh 😳 @maiasturbation hheck 🥵 god fuck my shoulders tho only part of my body that seemed to take well to testosterone "Earlier today I had to squeeze into this area where we store a lot of stuff to grab one of our cats, and my hips got stuck 😳 (My shoulders were also too big and I had to shove myself in at an angle, but still!)" n e e d m o r e "I gained back 20 of the 30 pounds I lost while transitioning, but the good news is I seriously think I gained it all in my ass and thigh area 😳" @TrexPushups So excited for you!! "@brennasaid ""mad desire to reproduce"" https://t.co/WpPkiZAKHJ" @Shoggoth_Lord it's true I cannot deny this 😔 @NewGenderWhoDis You're the best 😘💕 @SwiftAusterity @TempestaRubida I wanna read your stuff! Can you DM me links? :3 "@SwiftAusterity @TempestaRubida Omg you have stories on there! I love that site, but finding good stories can be hard" @HaileyAdamsXXX @FrillyHyena @mode_view extra erogenous zones! 🥵 "ugh, I really shouldn't, but those paint apps..." more sissyfication stories should really end in vaginoplasties @NewGenderWhoDis Oooooh excite! Lemme know when it's done? :3 @miss_nikola Hmmmm looks like it! But the good news is sluts like us have the most fun~ @NewGenderWhoDis OMG THAT'S AWESOME Is that what this is? @NewGenderWhoDis Thank you Miss Emma 🥺🥺🥺 @chaoswolf1982 I have some on @NSalamanderFW~ 😘 @litterboxhex Heck yeah congrats! @okbillybunny okay but your eyes are a beautiful color 🥰 @caraesten I have hope stuff like that can come back. But it might take years and years. "Once again, if he bounces back from this, it's because he got special treatment. Which, yeah all presidents would, but the issue is he's gonna harp endlessly about how covid isn't that bad." @ClintonLKindle Those bunny ears is Don's bandana lol @mercurysqaud I dunno but I can help retweet them if you ever need me to 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhh yes plz 🥵 wow I'm sticking things* up my butt every night to make my tits bigger 😳😳😳 *progesterone @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddy I think my tits might be growing 🥵 @OzmaRacc I highly recommend it~ 😘 "hey ""cis boys,"" you should take estrogen so you can get 100+ likes on your tits~" @TheSecretCallie Beautiful! @Monicaaaaaah hey cutie~ 😘 @Esper_Lily I'll take that as a yes~ 😘 @NLRG_ Oh hell yeah Umbrella Academy! Liking it so far? @queerezauberin thank you~ 😘 @QueenStodge 😘💕 "@QueenStodge wow, crushing on just my boobs~? 😘" @little_lizzie22 😘 @somedumbbinch they're VERY suckable I hear~ @mode_view they both lie @HaileyAdamsXXX omg yes Daddy I need your kiss on my ass~ :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I think I want that kiss on my ass too does this top make my tits look big? 🥺 https://t.co/vQvU8eI7Ji "@HaileyAdamsXXX unf, these'll look so hot on you Daddy!!!" @mode_view he lied @OzmaRacc big same ask your doctor if being gay as hell is right for you @rozietoez *hugs hugs* :/ @TheQueenSeKa Hell yeah!!! @Pr0t0thePissed That's okay. Do you know where to find recipes that use pumpkins? @Pr0t0thePissed I haven't found ANY Halloween recipies yet! I'd love some! need this 😳 @SwiftAusterity Thank you! I gotta update her with Halloween look when the Able Sisters finally get spoopy stuff in PUMPKINS :D #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/rpDh0LEZDO Catching up on Halloween stuff! Lesbos is once again an active work in progress! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RKYbXuKmEz @LambChopInPamps @anjoustiles omg I laughed so hard seeing this thank you @Yuroshai @TheQueenSeKa oh hell yeah! @TheQueenSeKa But I don't have an endoscope! :P And this is just after one dilation! I'm confident that in a month when my surgeon sees me again I'll be MUCH happier 🥰 "Like previously after dilating with what was originally my ""smallest"" then working up, at about 3-nches in there was a tiny opening that my finger could barely reach, then past it there was another inch or so that wasn't as tiny as that opening. Now I don't feel that back there." "Even with the minor issues I had with this morning's dilation, it really feels like the entire depth of my vag is more uniformly shaped which is way better than it usually is! Using two smaller dilators to start with seems like it's really gonna help!" @nlsmith @brianarn I keep forgetting this is Warriors game lol. You're almost certainly right! @Doc_Wolverine this... this is literally a south park episode @TheSecretCallie lol good luck @narylis truly a mystery for the ages 🤔🤔🤔 @TheSecretCallie In a box then cover them with like blankets or something? @brianarn I dunno if you can play as her? But she's definitely in the game @BonnieMakes Nice! @BonnieMakes Omg we need to frame this! "Fun fact but Purah is literally the best character in BotW I'm sorry, I don't make the rules" I think part of it is the tissue back there is the most sensitive. For whatever reason I guess those nerves work up first or whatever. It's neat :3 "It feels so weirdly pinchy when I get a small enough dilator all the way back. But it's like, a satisfyingly pinchy feeling? Like aaaaaah I'm filled. I dunno having a vagina is weird (the best kind of weird)." @licoricetick @policyshift_fgc I think we're all on the same page here hehe Seriously though I know I've seen that in stories. Game of Thrones maybe? It feels very trope-y to me. Like so trope-y that you'd have to be a fool to not see it coming 🤔 @licoricetick He's such a hard worker!! Just thinking about fantasy tropes today. "Isn't it like almost a fantasy trope where the evil king starts becoming more reckless and his cronies, who enjoy being his cronies, eventually realize that like, this guy's a sinking ship and literally following his orders will bring about his doom ...so they follow his orders." @liddytronic EXACTLY :3 "@lunch__bug I dunno if you need to hear this, but you're none of those things. You're a wonderful, kind friend that I feel lucky to know 💕" @PrissyOrcGF FRIENDS 👏 SHOULD 👏 SUBSCRIBE 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FRIENDS 👏 ONLYFANS And everyone reading this should subscribe to your OrclyFans! @TrexPushups @somedumbbinch It's really hot! @dreamingnoctis Oh definitely! "You know NORMALLY I'd say listen to your doctors, but golly he's already ignoring them! I'm just agreeing with his wishes!" "I'm in agreement with Trump that he should no longer be in the hospital and should ignore his doctors at all costs. It's um, it shows he's strong or something? Anyway, we both agree on what he could do :3" "So in like a week or less his health will either get way better... or... gosh the alternate option is on the tip of my tongue... Anyway, it won't be much longer 🥰" @TrexPushups yesssss 😍 "@mode_view As long as you know that you're not actually a creep and that's just bad brain stuff lying to you, you're (mostly) good." @saintwalker98 Pretty much lol https://t.co/xiQyxQ3glF "@somedumbbinch I never got a chance to wear a cage 😭 I know belts exist but they're not the same! Something about stopping an erection doesn't translate, at least as far as my brain and what it finds hot is concerned :/ Not that I'm opposed to trying a belt of course hehe" "@EllieODaire @Chopin_42 I actually had prodigious as my password for a bit. Don't anymore of course, but I was in middle school lol" @benjanun_s Yes~? :3 They actually make chastity cages that permanently lock on purpose. Not that every denial slut ACTUALLY wants that... Just that most of us dream of it lol god that's hot @MaeveTheFox I dunno how I avoided that hangup but I know it's a common one and more people need to try to grow past it. uh yeah that's called a selling point "Smaller dilators are definitely reaching farther back (feels weird! >.<), but first dilation of this new setup is still a bit rough. Each successive dilator gets less far back, but I imagine after a few days of doing this twice a day it'll get easier 🥰" "@tainkirrahe I started as a Pokémon fan too! I mean I still am one, but for a while there Digimon Adventure & Adventure 02 showed me how awesome ""real"" anime could be. I was fascinated that it was like, an ongoing story!" @AyrenTheWolf Yeah I heard :/ "The digi-volution will not be stopped Digimon rule, Digimon rock Remember the digi things I say and digi save the day" "Happy 20 years, Digimon Movie! 💕💕💕" "I saw this movie in theaters and loved it. Then when it was on home video, my dad drove me all over town looking for a DVD copy (DVD was still very new). It was my first DVD! I cherish this weird dub so much 💕💕💕" @Calliethulhu Oh HELL yes! @AyrenTheWolf I might have to start rolling in JFF info my monthly budget the more OF cracks down on that stuff come to think of it @AyrenTheWolf As far as like me being the b subscriber? Mainly just OF and Patreon for now. They're taking up all of my budget for subscriptions atm. @somedumbbinch 😘💕 @OzmaRacc Yes 🥰 Me: *feels guilty that I so rarely sign onto OF and tries her best to remember to do it more* Today's discourse: Actually we're implying that's the only moral way to use your friends' OF! 🙃🙃🙃 """Here Kat, have some free months on my OF!"" ""Oh I mustn't! I cannot treat your body like a commodity!"" Is a conversation that makes no fucking sense" OH ALSO I'VE HAD MULTIPLE FRIENDS GIVE ME FREE MONTHS BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS AND NONE OF US ARE SWERFS "@OrionPax4217 Westcliffe doesn't sell Transformers anywhere, but Pueblo and Colorado Springs does lol" "*extremely joking voice* UHHHHH don't eat at the fast food place your friend works at, that's treating their body as a commodity 🙄" "I'm not naming names because I had never heard of this person before today. I feel like everyone's allowed at least one bad take. But oof, this one was a doozy. Don't fall for it." "But since we're friends, since a lot of my friends are sex workers, I know that making a thread claiming that subscribing to your friends' OF is ""treating their body as a commodity"" is SWERF bullshit, no matter how much OP might try to argue it isn't after the fact." "If we're friends and me subscribing feels weird, I'll gladly switch to a Patreon if you have one (some friends I'm subscribed to both!) but if not, I can also unsub. If losing a sub isn't something you want, let's talk about an alternative of some kind. We're friends, after all." "Hey fun fact the ONLY Onlyfans accounts I subscribe to are my friends' OF And not that this matters in the fucking sightest, but given how weird/unpredictable my libido is, I almost never sign into to OF So it's literally me just donating expecting nothing in return every month" @somedumbbinch awwww you get hip growth? lucky D: Progesterone making my nips sooooo sore 😭 This better mean a growth spurt is coming 😤 @OrionPax4217 Really? I haven't seen the two headed one yet but the other two have been plentiful for months did a lesbian write this @prpltnkr Oh the wording you got there is *perfect* @SixArmedSweater @CaseyExplosion @MateDoom HUGE AGREE 😍 @FoxieAfterDark So unbearably cute 💕 "@Notactuallysmol I mean maybe! But I guess if he wants to keep moving against the orders of his doctors, no one can or should stop him!" Okay I deleted those tweets because I'm a coward lol Let's put it this way: I can't really fully give my opinion on Trump gasping for air while trying to look strong without wearing a Sickos shirt 👀 @FoxieAfterDark such an air slut~ "@FoxieAfterDark Oh no you misunderstand, I'm just a really big fan of air. I'm glad he's getting plenty of it!" @JessicaCyboid HA HA HA YES I really need a Sickos t-shirt @josieraider NICE "I'm like, USED TO (as much as anyone can get used to at least) the feeling of a speculum! Like it's old hat now! Hhhhhhhhh that gender euphoria 😍" @StopTweetingMia It's wild noticing all the small things that change like that. A lot of my noises are more feminine now too and I didn't even consciously try to change them. @okbillybunny Honestly? Sexy. "One thing I really need to keep in mind is while I got it my head that I was wasting everyone's time by even making an appointment, my surgeon and everyone that works at Denver Health are so nice and understanding. Just having an appointment in the Women's Care Clinic is nice 🥰" @okbillybunny I love my new sex drive so much lol @caraesten It's possible! @caraesten Yeah Soul Source makes at least two smaller sizes. I still have more depth than the normally smallest dilator can reach. I need to stretch out the entire length. I feel like this could help! Had an appointment with my surgeon regarding my vice grip vag. She gave me special thinner dilators! And she seems confident this'll help. Regardless she wants to see how I'm doing next month. Fingers crossed! "@ThatHeckinRobin Yeah I think you won the ""best selfie text post-surgery"" lol" @sleepysheepo awwww but that's hilarious! "In hindsight though ""my dick fell off"" would've been WAY funnier" "Back when I had my surgery last December we hadn't yet decided on the ""my [dick/balls] fell off"" meme format so I went with a more traditional ""I lived, bitch""" @sillygaymiria Aw hell yeah I love it when that happens! Congrats! @PostHopeModern @Doc_Wolverine oh this is good @dreamingnoctis @lunch__bug The timeline is probably further along than they initially indicated. But even then he could still have up to a week left lol "@emilyvdw I remember just a couple months into HRT I felt like I could finally breathe. I realized that ever since puberty it was like I was constantly walking through a mental fog, and that once my hormones were in order, the fog had finally lifted 🥰" @CamisGoodBoy cute :3 @litterboxhex 🥺🥺🥺 "@lunch__bug A pretty good chance, yeah. Especially if he's leaving the hospital early against doctors' wishes" Omg thank you so much y'all! Thank you especially for the donor whose name starts with E who donated that MASSIVE amount! You know who you are! And you're the best! Errands should be good and paid for today. We also were able to get feed for all the ranch animals 🥰 @SweetBeansComix Oh nice! I'm glad you got an apology! Those are worryingly rare on social media I think if I can scrounge up another maybe $50 we'll be able to cover gas plus the errands we're running. Thank you to those of you who already donated! We have enough that we can start driving to Denver now 💕 Definitely would've made this tweet sooner had I known how dire our money situation is 😬 But donations from y'all have been really awesome in the past! Thank you so much in advance! @LilahSturges I want what they have @lunch__bug One of many reasons I wish Twitter was 18+ Not to say that would end all drama. Not by a longshot. But it would absolutely help. @PhyrexianThot shower oranges and shower beers are normal @cursedlewds I appreciate you! 💕 "@PrissyOrcGF Wasn't 100% sure, sorry. I deleted that reply, Morgie 💕" @cursedlewds If you don't want me to that's fine. I just like to support my friends anyway I can 💕 @cursedlewds I mean I'd be cool with following a venting account if yours 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton Emu Entertainment Cheese @ArtyMaus I'm used to all my friends being ten years younger than me lol @transscribe Awesome! Thank you! 💕 @transscribe I do! My battle tag is TransSalmndr#1962 if you ever wanna play 💕 @transscribe That's definitely what I should be watching for now @transscribe The first time I realized my poor B.O.B. could be put to sleep was a game where Ana denied me all 3 damn times lol @WillowPoss Confirmed for glowup! @vexwerewolf I hope you're right @miss_nikola omg I'd love to~ :3 I never graduated college I'm just saying that was 4 years after I graduated high school lol If I actually applied myself at all that could've been the year I graduated college lol @transscribe I swear I try not to wake anyone up but it's always literally the nanosecond after firing that I realize they're asleep lol @QueenStodge Is this seriously your picture? Why so many evil Optimuses? @TheDevilFaeself They made an entire season of a comedy show based on Space Force called Space Force in which they go to space by the end of said season before the actual Space Force did @Doc_Wolverine @OhHeyMonsterBoy Awww that's adorable @FoxieAfterDark CUTE @MavenOfMayhem OMG I LOVE HER NAME 💕💕💕 @HookedAesthetic gosh that sounds cute 😳 @IMEI21 @TheDevilFaeself I mean I think he probably feels like shit and knows the only way to get better is to stay at the hospital. He loves breaking rules that don't serve his self-interest but he's also terrified of dying. @machtackle I JUST BOUGHT IT DAMMIT @TheDevilFaeself I heard it's a military hospital and that he outranks everyone there but I think you're probably right. @TheDevilFaeself whaaaaaaat????? but they totally said he would!!!!!!! :O :O :O @LapineWitchGirl I want what they have trans women are too hot wanna smooch "petition to start calling ""real"" golf wumbo golf" @zenocoyote I've never heard of doing golf at a furry con but I guess I haven't been to many aw shit he said constantly not completely anyway I'm baked "Next, we must destroy non-mini golf" I mean I know I cum harder when I'm competely baked really really need this done to me 🥵 @Sparx_x_x IT'S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT @nyaakat It's a hot look 😍 @KateMetalBard @desert_daisie Star Trek Voyager! @morkitten Oh hey that's awesome! Ooooh that part of the track where you fly right next to a couple raptors looks good 😍 @clairenothere I LOVE HER @ThousandsOfBees You can use it too if you want lol Colors are done! https://t.co/igVcffPxpH @mx_firecrotch I know that they were doing a beta run of pre-painted figures. I assume that's been rolled out too but I haven't looked into it I need this tattoo @mx_firecrotch https://t.co/8Pg9hgeCVq lol @SweetBeansComix Seriously one of your best pieces 💕 @starseeker8749 @lucashoal @Saturn_3D NICE okay Dan figured out it comes from enemies they got this @MsGuidedButSoft I don't! I picked it for her because it sounded rabbit-y to me. That's cool though! @caraesten god I fucking miss restaurants oh no Arin thinks geos are what refill soul in Hollow Knight D: The artist in me is screaming to let everyone know that the colors aren't final I just couldn't wait to share >.> @lukewarmdeer I mean I'll be honest I wanna buy every one of these I made lol @tama_thatsme Yep! @tama_thatsme https://t.co/8Pg9hgeCVq @Saturn_3D Love the spaghetti @lucashoal RITTIES "I love the idea that Korps Lara's antlers and hooves glow pink. I'm not sure why other than ""Korps"" but it's aesthetic" Anyway I'm fucking loving this fursona crea-- I mean website where you can buy miniatures I guess? I started to make a sci-fi Lara and it turned into Korps Lara https://t.co/P4W5c7o0KZ "@blaze_casual Like, both of these tweets. Feeling the same way 100%. My genital dysphoria didn't mean I was a binary trans woman even if at the time I thought it did." @CamisGoodBoy @IzzyBunBop Understood! Glad to see y'all on the TL again 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh! oh! I do Daddy! 😍 "@CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ why does the larger femboy not simply dom the smaller, subbier femboy" @CamisGoodBoy @IzzyBunBop So it's fair to say only you use this account? Just don't want to mistakenly assume anything. @CamisGoodBoy @IzzyBunBop HELL YEAH THAT'S AWESOME 💕 @CamisGoodBoy @IzzyBunBop SHE IS omg I say that I love my friends all the time so apologies if I'm reading too much into this but are you two dating too? :3 "@CamisGoodBoy @NLRG_ ""kinda""" (though I do often feel this way about all my other GFs 😭😭😭💕) (this is an @IzzyBunBop subtweet) You ever just get teary-eyed thinking about how pretty and wonderful your GF is 😭💕 @thelindsayellis lol https://t.co/WgZFkyp3eY "Y'all, I said doomscrolling has BECOME something else. It's not doomscrolling anymore. No doom :P" Hell I'll gladly settle for utter speculation "Doomscrolling has become ""literally any update on Trump's condition, even if it's an obvious lie""" @Random_Factor @trgrrl Voyager sure was a show @miss_nikola Heck that body writing is so hot 😍 @_FeistyBoots_ @raayna1 I don't really know but I estimate like half an hour to an hour? Just put it up your butt at bedtime and forget about it @trgrrl Hell yeah! @trgrrl https://t.co/xeUCDOhCwC "@_FeistyBoots_ @raayna1 If it's bioidentical and micronized, then up the butt it belongs!" I figured out how to make her ears poke through a fancy hat https://t.co/3mHakwTtR6 I improved her https://t.co/nQ7lxtWpeN @lucashoal OMG YOURS IS SO MUCH BETTER I WANNA WORK ON MINE SOME MORE But yes we're in lesbians 🥰 Everyone was making their fursona in Hero Forge so I figured I should too Lara as a pirate 🏴‍☠️ https://t.co/vzpPCK4zjD "@Vangelus I didn't either, that's awesome!" @NewGenderWhoDis I mean mood honestly @Vangelus Oh yeah! @Vangelus I'm glad I won't regret getting those then! (was it a 3 pack? I can't remember but I have 3) But honestly with army builders I don't mind having a variety "@MariMari07_01 Bojuka Bog, Rishkar, and Inspiring Call are definite locks! A lot of the rest of them look REALLY good too! Thank you again!" @adawine_ect I forgot what rocks is slang for @MariMari07_01 Thank you! I'll see what I like and what fits! "@MariMari07_01 I admit there's probably a handful of spells that won't make total sense. Some of this is just flavor and art I like, admittedly." @MariMari07_01 Oooh thank you! @adawine_ect I'll keep that in mind! There's always a handful of spells I wish I had room for for sure. "Okay I swapped out Abrupt Decay for Sultai Charm, and I MIGHT swap a Forest for a Return to Nature if I can find one, but I'm on the fence. Might not need it looking at all my Instants again." "No wait! 39 lands! As much as I love Abrupt Decay, I'm gonna replace it with removal that hits more stuff." "Trying to make room for just a bit of removal in my Commander deck. I really like all the spells I currently have, so I'm wondering if I can get by with 38 lands? I really should just playtest this but I'm still missing like 10 cards. https://t.co/xBN8Opqc4c" @miss_nikola OMG that's cute and hilarious 💕 @IcyWitch35 Saaaame :3 "My favorite wedge represented in shocks and fetches 🥰 (All but Delta are in my Commander deck, hence the sleeves) https://t.co/yvfHAKsgEF" Just to be safe I deleted some tweets that might be too close to saying The Thing that Twitter is now apparently punishing people for 🙄 Never thought I'd ever get to own both of these 🥰 https://t.co/d1ClqXMWaj @HaileyAdamsXXX I love YOU so much Daddy! 💕💕💕 @CapnKarlisle No worries 💕 @CapnKarlisle I kinda don't want to share it if that's all you're gonna use it for @CapnKarlisle yup lol @Mokiawa oh gosh that sucks :/ @PrissyOrcGF I'd probably let her keep drinking! :3 @narylis @NeurologNyx @magicanolia Ask Culture vs Guess Culture! I learned about that recently. @LeafTilde I just keep getting more and more lewd gosh >////< @JazzieJaz93 after dark ie a nsfw account @NeurologNyx I love when the household goes grocery shopping in groups of 3 or more as we often do. Must terrify the cis lol one of the ways I know the progesterone is finally working is I've been signing onto my AD account way more often >.> @nyaakat You're the heckin cutest!!! @ParchmentScroll @Minecraft Same! @LOSTLEAD8R hell yea @ParchmentScroll @Minecraft I WISH I KNEW 😭😭😭 @MaxieZeusGod @Lord_Kristine AWWWWWW 💕💕💕💕 SALAMANDERS IN MINECRAFT THIS IS NOT A DRILL Seriously I'm never building my base anywhere else in Minecraft Mentally I am here @PrissyOrcGF That sounds really hot too! 🥵 @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh you look so cute!!! 😍 OMG YESSSSS 💕😍💕 Holy shit this looks so cool! I never even realized I wanted such a thing! @somedumbbinch 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 @somedumbbinch omg plz pee on me 🥺 @Lord_Kristine Right??? @Lord_Kristine Actually I think it was just humans in general? Like we're all cute to elephants? "@Lord_Kristine I remember reading once that elephants find baby humans cute, but I can't for the life of me remember WHERE I saw that." @RaeGun2k I missed that thread but I'm so glad you're doing better 💕💕💕 @PostHopeModern Implying I'm not also an ABDL smdh @blogconyst EXACTLY!!! @darthdyke gosh true 😳💦 @darthdyke you shall be pissed on yet! >:D @SunnySlipshod You should try it sometime! :3 there's way more piss involved in being a lesbian than I initially assumed it rocks @hmsnofun These last few days have been the happiest I've felt in way too long @glowbold oh nice! "I love that they have a Jiggy. Like, if the bases weren't uniform you know the whole base would be one lol" OMG yesssss presumably chili's released an album? fuck maybe even a karaoke track??? look the closer you get as friends the more you wanna be covered in each other's scent best friends ...where did Neil find the original recording of the chili's baby back ribs theme song to isolate the vocals "just really showing your affection for your bestie by pissing all over her you know, wholesome stuff" @isthatyourmain Morning cutie~ :3 just gals bein pals peeing on each other @mode_view I was fine being a guy until I tried HRT. @mode_view It does though "Whether the fascists win or lose, this pathetic display should be a career-ender." "@NewGenderWhoDis oof, too real x.x" @Mlle_Ani Omg nice! Happy birthday! 💕 @trgrrl as a 33-year-old how dare you :P "Hell even if you wanna be a raging transphobe and be all like ""No we have to focus on homoSEXUALS"" eg ""people who were born with a penis who only date other people born with a penis"" Nice to meet you, I'm a transbian, there's tons of us, and there's still a huge overlap." Do the people who somehow think trans rights and gay rights are a dichotomy ever stop to fucking think about the words dribbling out of their mouth or nah "The majority of trans people aren't straight. I believe most surveys determine we're mostly bi? But even if you're saying we have to focus on monosexual gay people, that still overlaps with trans rights." @aliceincamera I hope your dysphoria gets better today. For what it's worth I think you're really cute. Yes even in this picture 💕 I won't say that everyone who realized he was a fascist morally needs to wish him the opposite of well after he tested positive. You CAN just keep your fucking mouth shut. No judgement there if you do. The issue is wishing a fascist WELL. There's no fucking reason to. It's honestly downright horrifying It doesn't make any sense to recognize Trump as the fascist he is only to wish him well after he tested positive for covid. It's logically and morally inconsistent. @miss_nikola gosh you really do 🥰 @ThousandsOfBees I'm pretty sure he came out in this video of I recall correctly: https://t.co/51Vua7Rlin @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH THAT ROCKS @abrokentweeter I adore the first ending but I can't for the life of me remember the second one @MaxKriegerVG uggggghhh I've been meaning to get another one as my main 3DS system so I could retire my Majora's Mask one before I make it any less mint I'll grab one asap @_FeistyBoots_ Oh heck that's really cool! Thank you for all the work you did on it! I've been a fan since the beta (I mean pretty late in the beta but still lol)! @ComeOnEileen19 Hell yeah! I played it last year and fell completely in love 🥰 https://t.co/KuXlCirInH "Overwatch has a lot of problems but when I think about playing the game itself, literally no other shooter or multiplayer game has hooked me like it did. Hundreds upon hundreds of hours of quick play alone. And I maintain it still feels really good to play 4+ years later." "I really wish I fully understood why this gen's entries in three of my all-time favorite franchises, Zelda, Pokémon, and Mario, were all ""Really good, but not 10/10"" for me. Maybe I'm just kinda moving on in some ways." My 4 10/10s from this gen https://t.co/UP850gdoKD @little_lizzie22 Honestly same @hmsnofun There's a specific flavor of comedy that Futurama perfected that I've always had trouble putting into words but that joke perfectly encapsulates imo @hmsnofun I mean I know I do I'm not even a Starscream fan and this is fucking *sexy* @OzmaRacc @Doc_Wolverine And my axe @ExistentialEnso I'd have to pick female as well. Depending on what's being surveyed I might be frustrated that my transness was made invisible though. @StopTweetingMia I will be posting tiddy in solidarity o7 @Its_really__ME @NewGenderWhoDis A dildo of comparable diameter would be acceptable I imagine 🤔 @Mistress_Moira_ @NewGenderWhoDis I think if they make a chicken flavor that'll make the metaphor come full circle nicely @katie_boundary In the 19 hours since I wrote the tweets you're responding to I think it's become undeniably clear that there's no way he's faking. A lot can happen in 19 hours. @PhyrexianThot wow how gay of you both Also got a Bumpy from McDonald's so now I have DOUBLE BUMPS https://t.co/pr2Gy7bvwH Anyway I'm proud of him for becoming the truer version of himself 🥰 I made the mistake for a little while of wondering if there was more queerness he was eventually going to come out as until I remembered that him being bi is more than enough of a reason to start tripping people's gaydar @ExistentialEnso Gotcha I'm really really loving how much queerer Oliver Thorn has been comfortably presenting ever since he came out as bi "@ExistentialEnso I guess it just seemed like very recently that you were too scared to even start the process? And now it's in 17 days? I admit time has kinda lost all meaning this year, sorry if I misremembered." @ExistentialEnso Oh hell yeah! I'm glad it's happening so quickly for you! I know you're worried about the surgery itself but the end result is what I'm glad about 🥰 @ExistentialEnso Can I ask what surgery you're getting? @OzmaRacc #BigBouncyBoobsGang 😎 Makes sense given that Kamala is way cooler than Carol "Anyway, I hope Trump never gets sick again 🙂" "Hoping that a person dies is not a threat, except in situations where a person is suicidal (in which case the word ""threat"" might not exactly fit, but it's close enough). To suggest otherwise is the height of special pleading." Fucking beyond asinine that Twitter is even pretending this is or should be their policy. Here are the facts: 1. Trump has told us he will not leave office no matter what 2. Anyone with the power to stop Trump from breaking the law has told us they will not 3. Trump has tested positive for covid-19 I hope his stay in the hospital is exceedingly short 🙂 @TwitterComms No one needs to wish serious bodily harm or a fatal disease against Trump. Don't you read the news? "Cool so when can we expect all the tweets from transphobes telling us to ""join the 41%"" to be removed?" @miss_nikola gooooooaaaaaals 😍 @Jason_R_Wagner @Hasbro https://t.co/ZCunKxHmtZ @TheEpicDewback Now I did! Cool! @RiverGrayMV oooooh gosh this looks like it'd feel nice 😳😳😳 @TheEpicDewback Nice!! @somedumbbinch yes yes yes!!!! @somedumbbinch Awww 💕 @StebMcDreb omw @StebMcDreb Right??? 🥰 @Tired_Sophie I LOVE THEM??? @viragoergosum Not yet but I'm gonna! @Tired_Sophie THEY HAVE DINOSAUR PLUSHIES AT IKEA??? :D More cute chonky baby dinosaur figures with decent articulation plz Haven't watched Camp Cretaceous yet but Bumpy is TOO CUTE not to own. https://t.co/eHrLtPueUP @BonnieMakes Holy heck congrats! @hmsnofun Look the body bag by definition will be leaving the hospital :P @vexwerewolf YUUUUUP IT ROCKS @MachineStopper Yep! @SnortingEstrace It's why he's not tweeting lol @MrsStephinMerit I hope so too. Please try to avoid calling me dude 💕 @StebMcDreb Jumpy house sounds like what you call them over there :P @CallieBurrito @ExistentialEnso Exactly. "I could be wrong, of course. We gotta stay vigilant. Just fascinating how the possibilities have shifted in just a day." Far better for him to step down graciously then wait a few years and act like he never liked Trump than for him to go along with Trump's coup that mainly benefits Trump (so he can avoid answering for all the shit he's done). @GlaireDaggers Exactly. @blogconyst Huge same 🥰 "If Trump doesn't make it I feel like Pence trying to pull a ""I won, nope, you can't make me leave"" move is FAR less of a certainty. Is he capable of trying that? I suppose so, I just think it's by no means a guarantee like it is with Trump." Imagine if like a year from now we all look back at 2020 and laugh with relief that we dodged some bullets. Not every bullet! Hell if nothing else climate change is still a huge looming problem. But some bullets. NOT SAYING THERE'S ANY KIND OF GUARANTEE Just... what if What if Just what if Things are gonna be okay @TempestaRubida @BonnieMakes https://t.co/LH5KGG89wo @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg that's so special! That's wonderful! @HaileyAdamsXXX Ooooh an Otter fursona would be perfect for you! @NeurologNyx @futanarchy heck 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSSS 😍💕 @caraesten Good to know. I can just mute various discussions lol "@viragoergosum Pretty good. No spoons to chat, sorry" @caraesten Literally in there bio it says not to report tips here Undertale (2015) @JosieKame Hell yeah congrats! 💕 @WillowPoss Congrats! Injections are really the best 🥰 @AyrenTheWolf 👀🥵💦 "@Doc_Wolverine I mean my gut reaction is his odds of living are really high, but I remember learning at the beginning of this covid thing that even a 1% fatality rate is really high, so I'm not sure how to think about these numbers anymore lol" "@Doc_Wolverine Yep, I'm keeping that tweet in mind. 1 in 12 seems like decent odds in his favor? But I'm trying to be optimistic lol" "@JenApparently @toygrind Same. It's clearly the intended name, insofar as any of this line was intended (especially in the beginning)" @tainkirrahe Ooooh that makes sense. I immediately ran to FG to check lol He's cute tho! @SnortingEstrace EXACTLY @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgffhffffhh I think I'd like that a lot >//////< @tainkirrahe Omg I didn't know that started making a Flowey stuffie!!! 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddyyyyyyy these are so hot 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦 @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/kEp6GI4lh3 @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean I feel like my vote would be biased :P @vexwerewolf I mean they'll continue to think there's no hypocrisy here because they're obsessed with the idea of The Law being upheld (when it benefits them) and Trump isn't in prison. But you're 100% right. - New Neil Cicierega Mouth album - Steve Minecraft confirmed for Smash - *to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* 🎶 Donald Trump has got the rona 🎶 What a great way to start October 🥰 [cw animal abuse] I strongly think this is something that should be mentioned constantly. Cops abuse dogs. One of many reasons they're heartless ghouls. Gotta say I love waking up and the TL is still talking about the best news all year hours later 🥰 @lunch__bug God that was such a mood last night when I found out lol 🥰 @caraesten Oh god that sucks :/ @TheQueenSeKa Oooooh I get it lol I dunno! Kinda hot tho~ @MoonPupper That's a really good point "@TheQueenSeKa *I* share kinks because I want to? I dunno about ""we""?" "Okay 4am, gonna try to sleep x.x" @HaileyAdamsXXX Hon that's like 90% of the porn I buy @mode_view Yep @AlexisVeilled oh babe those nips 😍 @ToyFu332 @tainkirrahe @TheLlamaGod The only certainty here *nods* @penelopew_ @KindlyWizard Though to be clear I strongly feel anyone could make a good BK game at this point. "@penelopew_ @KindlyWizard They didn't give Killer Instinct to Rare, not sure there's any reason to assume they'd do it with BK3. There's also nothing in the rules saying they can't hire on Playtonic." @ToyFu332 @tainkirrahe @TheLlamaGod Yeah honestly I know for Boris recovery worked out great but here in America where Republicans don't even believe covid is real? I think him getting sick will only be seen as a weakness. "@KindlyWizard It's merely decent and it hasn't been able to hold my attention long enough to beat it, as much as it pains me to say it." @randolphpickman @LeafTilde Yeah I'm taking my happiness where I can get it Best I've felt in what feels like years @tainkirrahe @ToyFu332 @TheLlamaGod But then there are other plane experts saying they fly around all the time? I've lost track of who to believe. No offense but Banjo-Kazooie 3 would kinda suck @tainkirrahe @ToyFu332 Seriously there's good evidence on both sides of this theory. I dunno for now I'm gonna ride this high for as long as I can 🤷‍♀️ I'm seeing a lot of good points for both sides of this what if in the replies. The frustrating thing with all this is if he simply gets the world's best medicine and recovers (which I think is entirely possible) we'll never know if he was faking or not. @outliersgeorg Okay that helps thank you I don't want to be a downer but reading someone else say that already curbed my good mood considerably :/ Saw someone who was certain Trump is faking to get out of doing anymore debates (also has the benefit of being able to act like covid isn't a big deal). Not sure what if anything can be used to refute that theory at this point? @Nymphomachy @Esper_Lily @arthur_affect That website hatched tons of eggs back in the day lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view Piss kinks best kinks! @Pr0t0thePissed RIGHT???? @BonzoixofMN Sure! Any time! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Looooove you Daddy~ 💕💕💕💕💕 @Shoggoth_Lord yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 First time I've felt genuine joy in years @StebMcDreb I love you so much babe Omg I fell asleep for a sec and my entire timeline is talking about Trump having covid. It's a Halloween miracle 🥰 @CaseyExplosion If you like turn based strategy you should! @MsBdUnicorn HOT. @TheDevilFaeself Yeah probably :P @SlutRobo I was already open to the idea of pee but... yeah basically >////< @DozingDreamers of course! why didn't I think of that before! O M G last time Daddy visited and she peed all over me: 🥺🥺🥺 @DozingDreamers I'm a student of b1mbology @ARCTIC_ST0RM The transformation is a pain and extremely unintuitive. Personally though I just want the robot mode to look good so I was happy with him. @TheDevilFaeself No but seriously if there's even an educated hypothesis as to how this happened I'd fascinated to learn! I'm not the only one who's experienced this! @BadKitters IT'S REALLY GOOD @NewGenderWhoDis PEE JUST ROCKS MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS @litterboxhex hell yeah we should pee on each other sometime @TheDevilFaeself Hey hormones can be mysterious :P @LargoTK Of course! I'm so happy to help! I'm gonna follow you so you can DM me with questions any time 💕 @Kitty_Kimz IT'S SO WEIRD BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING 🥵💦 @DiscoDeerDiary I don't know lol @SlutRobo The wet side maybe 🤔 Brings me endless joy to hear I'm not the only one lol @WeAreNIM I'm not sure how else to phrase it lol @TheDevilFaeself It's just hormone science Cami 🤷‍♀️ transitioning flipped a switch in my brain and now I'm into pee 🤷‍♀️ @Nymphomachy @arthur_affect Yeah I'd be blabbing to muggles constantly lol @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy I didn't think any cis person was allowed to know about Fictionmania. We might have to obliviate you :P @Waffliesinyofac lol that makes sense "@WurdBendur @drmistercody No, but I'll admit I thought he'd keep up the charade for more than a few hours." "@LargoTK If you wanna be a girl, you can just be a girl!" @vexwerewolf Yeeeeeaaaah I didn't look very good 6 months in either lol. Took me like a solid year before I got to the point where I can look back and feel I looked okay. "@vexwerewolf You DO look great now, it's true~ 💕" "Thank you! It was Echo I was mentally missing! And the friend I was thinking about was @Lord_Kristine! I knew it was a K name! (All I had to do was search ""stegoceratops"" lol 💕) https://t.co/KcZdun3Obg" "How many raptors did Owen have again? I thought it was 4? Why can't I remember the @ of that Jurassic Park fan mutual I have, curses" "@ArtregalOR @LambChopInPamps I can't drive, I'm gay lol" This Target in Cheyenne had the Jurassic Park Amber Collection Delta figure and not even BBTS has her for pre-order! I didn't even know Delta was out. I only knew about Blue and Charlie... @stackedbimbo I'm continually annoyed I couldn't visit the UK this year D:< @SnortingEstrace yeah I try not to retweet your stuff for that very reason >.> @LambChopInPamps oh good idea! @nyaakat Oh heck yes!! 💕💕💕 @nyaakat such an eternal mood 🥵 @vexwerewolf oh oh yes 😳 @LambChopInPamps I might have to 🥵 @NireBryce need me one of those I really need to stop getting horny on long car trips 🥵 "@UnikornSystem @LeafTilde I mean it's Leaf, so," @ThatsSoTrinda Might be through PayPal? @PrissyOrcGF @the_yellowcouch the 1 is an i because I don't want Twitter to ban me >:P @Den_Matrix Hell yeah I want one then "@PrissyOrcGF @the_yellowcouch you're a b1mbo, silly!" "@damnyouwillis ""May have"" because he already walked it back and says he's gonna vote for Trump because people were mean to him." @outliersgeorg No idea 🤷‍♀️ @Syntaxtakes God that'd be hot @PrissyOrcGF This is such a good costume idea omg @bunnarchist Hey sis~ 😘 "Not sure why ManyVids has my deadname. Not sure where it's even storing that? I bought a video and in email confirmation it was like ""HI [DEADNAME]"" It's not like it's connected to my card or anything. Kathryn has been my legal name for almost 2 years." @NewGenderWhoDis Like a nice hot dog dinner with choking on dick for dessert 🥰 @A_MxPromiscuous @PrissyOrcGF or for sucking cock!!! it's delicious!!! @PrissyOrcGF eating like a slut is good for the soul imo Shared all four Mouth albums with Jen & Daisy. They loved them! That was fun 🥰 "Scott Ad*ms: I can excuse Trump refusing to denounce white supremacy, but I draw the line at people being mean at me! Literally everyone: You can excuse Trump refusing to denounce white supremacy?" @ZoeTheAbsurdist We really are it's so hot @TankUnderhell 😘😘😘 now I'm craving some dick dammit @SnortingEstrace I mean it's definitely why I want one @vexwerewolf Same lol "You sure showed us, Scott 🙄" Didn't even last a day lol Pathetic https://t.co/wmZrVmURhx @miss_nikola OMG YES 💕💕💕 @miss_nikola OMG YOU'D LOOK SO CUTE IN THAT!!! 😍😍😍 And cute cumming in that~ 😘 Continually proud of my home state @theNDhighelf 😍😍😍 @SparkiFox OMG CONGRATS CUTIE!!! 💕💕💕 @Kamenspider 👀👀👀 daily allotment of swooning over the existence of butch girls time 🥰🥰🥰 @SweetBeansComix Yeeeeah I try to read them but I'm not great at it lol @SweetBeansComix Honestly that's probably pretty smart lol @SweetBeansComix Oh heck yeah I didn't know you were nonbinary! Same! @tama_thatsme IT'D BE SO GOOD @ZoeTheAbsurdist Irreversible changes are kinda the best hehe 🥰 @tama_thatsme That'd be so cool! @egirldeathdrive hell yea same @futanarchy Hypnotism's working sounds like @ModestyAran No I gotcha lol I never noticed until listening to it in the car today that Neil put We Didn't Start the Fire on the left channel and It's the End of the World as We Know It on the right channel for Space Monkey Mafia It's utter glorious chaos It was my favorite as a kid and I know it's a cold war metaphor but it's applicable today I feel. If we're gonna push Dr. Seuss movies this hard for decades can we please get a Butter Battle Book movie? @PrissyOrcGF omg that'd be hot 🥵 @TransgurlTSB Aw gosh thank you 🥰 YES OBVIOUSLY IT'D BE LIV Why oh why would you set the precedent of returning Spider-Man movie characters post-reboot and not begin the conversation with bringing Doc Ock back https://t.co/AaQdr4GdI4 @mode_view Good! :3 @mode_view 😘💕 Vivid Memories Turn to Fantasies is a superior version of the Men in Black song @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much 💕💕💕 It's like weirdly nostalgic listening to Mouth Sounds and I was fucking 27 when it came out lol @StebMcDreb 🥵🥵🥵 Happy to report they loved it and we're now listening to the rest of the Mouth albums 🥰 I'm subjecting @norintha and @desert_daisie to Mouth Dreams during our long drive into town today >:D @QueenStodge Yeah the paint apps are incredibly lacking "I dunno it kinda feels like a trans thing to often have an open, loving heart that loves other trans people like family. (And you bet your ass I said ""I love you too!!!"" every time 🥰)" "At least twice now I've had a trans girl who, after staying with us for a few days, told me ""I love you"" during our hugging goodbye and I just love that so much 😭💕💕💕" @QueenStodge Yeah. I have him pre-ordered but if I had to cut one of my pre-orders he'd definitely be the first lol @Esper_Lily Oh I still get those thankfully @Roodypatooti You're just describing Smash though. The only reason you think Dobkey Kong punching Samus makes more sense is because he's been doing it for 21 years. I'd argue Mr. Game & Watch is equally alien. @PrissyOrcGF @ButtGoblin666 WE HAVE TO HIT THE EAST INDIA TRADING COMPANY WHERE IT HURTS @IncomingMagnus Also that symbol looks kinda shitty. Unfinished at best. Like they need to do a few more passes on it. @StebMcDreb imagine that fuuuuuull feeling of expanding more and more but like as a bit "I really wanted to make a ""Rivers transition looks like it's going great"" but he's standing second from the left dammit" Something something joke about their original bassist expect they replaced him with a girl @StebMcDreb hahaha that'd be so weird I can't imagine @transscribe One of the many reasons I'm often too scared to play healers lol @apunkdog awwwww cute! "Sure, more than that is the ideal. Rowling selling the rights off is the ideal. But in the world of the feasible, lip service was all they were reasonably expected to do. And they couldn't even manage that. Shit people." "You know I don't think anyone is under the impression that WB Games has the ability to like cancel the game or something. Sunk cost and all that. So really all they had to do was pay lip service to the trans community here. ""We love trans people, but the game is already made""" I also have the right to say that Rowling shouldn't be allowed near children or associated with any media being made for children! It's equally my right to point out that WB Games is a shit studio run by shit people! People made of shit! oh totally and I have the right to never touch this game and strongly urge my friends not to either! everybody wins! "@OneLameShark Yeah HP I've noticed is usually better than this, but granted this is literally the first SW figure I tried to order from them. Why not give Premium members a day (or even just a couple hours) to order them first like they did for HasCon stuff?" @OneLameShark What's particularly obnoxious is I didn't even consider getting him until I got the email saying he was live... after he was sold out. @OneLameShark Huh. Well I guess I'm glad I don't collect Star Wars anymore lol @OneLameShark Looks like he sold out as soon as he landed? Though a similar glitch happened with Gigawatt and that wasn't actually real so I dunno @StebMcDreb I love how much better he's gotten with lighting and photography with each cover I don't really collect Star Wars figures but I was mildly interested in Cad Bane. Looking like he's already sold out? Might be the same glitch Gigawatt experienced. @StebMcDreb IT'S PART OF THE CODE "@Random_Factor Yeah that should've been the most obvious confirmation. But honestly I feel like he was a lock even before that. Especially after Banjo-Kazooie (ie, friendly relationship with Microsoft)" I keep getting emails from Glamour Boutique (due to a long ago previous chapter in my life lol) and they keep abbreviating it to GB in the subject line making me think it's from Giant Bomb before getting extremely confused. Steve is the 2010's Mario. He's been a lock for years now. No but seriously if you didn't see Steve coming for years now I'm not sure you have the best judgement skills on much of anything Wow I can't believe Eh! Steve! got added to Smash https://t.co/elsOwdOnso @Azure_Husky Can't believe Neil Cicierega is finally coming to Smash @friend2allcats Any time! 💕 @CloneLightning eeeeeeee! So exciting!!! Looking back it was kinda hot! "I never ever want to go back to feeling an over abundance of testosterone in my system again, but there's a part of me that kinda misses that thrill of first taking estrogen and beginning the process of changing my body." @friend2allcats I was put on spiro at the same time as estrogen so that might've been a factor but by like 6 months or so I definitely saw changes. After only a month I FELT way better too! "@PrissyOrcGF Great minds, um... do something? Great minds! https://t.co/5wCZiLgA9m" @ArtemisInque Still looks in stock on my end? @IcyWitch35 Doesn't look that way to me? Gigawatt is live on Hasbro Pulse! https://t.co/AN999FnqP8 @Random_Factor Yeah I know you're talking about the set called that. I just couldn't even begin to be interested. For me the theme has to be interesting first. That's why I loved Ixalan so much. Dinosaurs and pirates! "@Random_Factor Why were you excited for Dominaria? The theme is just ""a plane before we started giving them themes""" "@florencecams @Ask4Addison It's not a privacy breach, it's just incredibly rude. It's not my job to prove that to you." "@florencecams @Ask4Addison That's a little bit different, but if you feel bad about it, maybe don't? If you don't feel bad about it, I don't really personally care either way." "I think Steve Minecraft is supposed to have like a goatee or something but I can't not see it as a giant, square, poorly-drawn smiling mouth" @Yuroshai @Sigma_117 Yeah in Smash 4 he was a Mii costume @SEKSRD How on earth is that clear But seriously can we get actual Sans Undertale and Geno before the DLC characters are done plz Steve was the perfect choice for Smash. He's a legacy character on the same level as Mario at this point. Arguably more popular too. @AnaMardoll I'm not caught up on the context here but I think destigmatizing miscarriages is a really admirable goal. @QueenStodge Oh nice! I dunno a spooky display name was kinda the last thing on my mind. Though this is my first Halloween with a vagina... 🤔 @QueenStodge lol when the fuck is he gonna be on Pulse Also yeah not for nothing but he's not learning what he's supposed to here and failing the assignment. "There's a woman right there who's willing to get naked for a bunch of strangers so that said strangers can hone their craft but no, you just HAVE to draw someone who didn't consent. It's REALLY important that you pretend as if your fellow student is the naked one." I'm not sure what the origin of this drawing was but it's remarkable how often men will think creepy somehow means romantic. "Fun fact when I had a figure drawing class it was mandated that the models could NOT be students at the school. I don't think I need to explain why? Anyway on top of that, drawing someone without their consent is beyond creepy." @QuestForTori but but! Think of the gays you'll destroy! 🥺💕 @GeekyPug87 I mean all it should take is one "tag yourself I'm Power Nelson, The Futureman" @maegodhavemercy Holy heck congrats! @day10machine You're so welcome! @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/N2lgT8K7F9 "@MsGuidedButSoft @StopTweetingMia Hey Mia, this person I'm replying to? She's cool 💕 In case blocking her was an accident." This was a disappoinment. Pussy's too tight 😔 @Kaelyrhn It's possible you had to be a certain age browsing the internet way too much during a certain era aka The Homestar Runner Effect For those too young to remember: https://t.co/Fvbc9fNMC7 https://t.co/evlnO8RtzI Honestly Neil arguably invented shitposts in the form of Animutations @NewGenderWhoDis you're about 500 miles away so I better start now "@tawoorie2 @NotGyro Yep, you end up smelling like a girl in all the right places with feminizing hormones!" "@AnaMardoll Honestly when I saw you retweet my first thought was ""Oh yeah I guess this could totally work for trans guys too!""" @TheFuggle @the_nerd_skull Sounds like you're probably trans! Oh and Where Is My Mom! Honestly Neil's getting better and better at these. Ironically I think the worst Mouth album might be Mouth Sounds lol @NotGyro HRT does a lot more than physical changes @the_nerd_skull 100% trans for sure 💕 "OH AND CLOSERFLIES THERE'S A LOT OF SONGS ON THIS ONE, I ALMOST FORGOT" "Mouth Dreams rocks pretty hard! There wasn't really a track that reached the heights of Piss, Shit, Annoyed Grunt, or Space Monkey Mafia, but the overall quality of the songs was pretty high! I think Pee Wee Inc might be my favorite, but Ribs, Ain't, and Limp Wicket rock too." Weezer meets Edvard Grieg Neil's a damn genius @somedumbbinch I do love a nice dick in my mouth 🥰 @natalievanbc @maegodhavemercy Yeah when the creator of Real Life Comics told me my tweet hatched her I knew I had done something right lol @friend2allcats Congrats!! 💕💕💕 @the_nerd_skull https://t.co/5ZZQAFGQQd also @neilcic it's spelled Pee-wee how dare you insult Mr. Reubens in this way "PEE WEE INC MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE, Y'ALL THIS REALLY SLAPS" wow Wario really should have been a Spice Girl really makes u think "I've had more popular tweets, but I hatched so many eggs with this one that I'm counting it. https://t.co/BbnOM0dkyI" THERE'S THAT DAMN BANJO SNORING SOUND HE USED IN BUSTIN No you all need to hear this immediately https://t.co/e6vWvsrvLm OMG CLOSERFLIES IS SENDING ME tfw you realize where Neil got the lines for The Outsiders (the literal hundreds of commercials and trailers That One Guy did voice overs for) @ponettplus It's so good! lol just kidding I'm extremely paranoid about keeping her clean need to find this elevator to press buttons with my vulva immediately I'm sure these tweets are completely indecipherable to folks who don't care about Neil Cicierega's mashup albums lol wow Limp Wicket is actually making me enjoy Yub Nub @skateordie002 I don't remember that but whatever *follows* 💕 @OrionPax4217 Both There's a new Mouth album! MY FACE IS MY FACE My mouth is set on overdrive My mouth is laughing in my face The real question is does this album continue the Piss/Shit legacy (Listening to this in order so we'll see) I dunno sometimes a song just needs The Lion Sleeps Tonight "Me listening to Mouth Dreams: I saw someone saying Ribs was awesome but I dunno, it's alright Halfway through the song: ...Oh fuck yes" @PrissyOrcGF I'd love to meet her hehehe Well some of the songs are on YouTube at least lol I just wanna listen to Mouth Dreams but iTunes isn't sending sound to my headphones for some reason. I really wish there was a way to put your owned music onto YouTube Music without using Google Music (which I can't use to transfer anymore). @PrissyOrcGF can't wait to hear it in person one day 🥵 @PrissyOrcGF god 👀💦 @notCursedE Been trying for years to overtake you and you're still in the lead :P @Calliethulhu It's honestly incredibly sweet of him @The_Blue_Sonja I need to practice more! the fuck even is sexuality it's hot when trans guys think I'm hot 😳 @Lass_Library 🥵 "@SilicateWitch They were mostly black with white tips, colored very similarly to road runners or magpies. I think they talk about it in this video? Regardless the info is out there. https://t.co/pgqlBvnJE4" I want my tattoo 1 to 1 scale on my right hip 🥰 "Archaeopteryx! I love that we know what color they were, I love that they're basically crows with teeth and clawed wings, I want one as a pet. I plan to get a tattoo of one!" @squidlarkin I made an appointment with my surgeon and I hope it helps :/ At least we have vaginas! @MaiaFranklyn the what I guess if you're an animated show that makes it past 15 seasons the studio will just start writing you blank checks 🤷‍♀️ TIL people still watch south park for some reason LESS THAN ONE HOUR TO GOOOOOOO my phone put a period after the word feel that I didn't ask for but you know? I'm kinda feeling it Hey 12-year-old me: It works fantastic and you'll love it lol I've shared this one before but I think I have to give it to that time when I was like 12 and asked a friend how a vaginoplasty works. The more I tell this story the less embarrassed I'll be about it >////< @ChastityQueer love those pink ones 😍 @NeurologNyx @futanarchy Oooooh so THAT'S what burning a CD means! @AdrienneCohea I think that's too strong of a word to use but thank you @AdrienneCohea I haven't used them in years after finding that out. @StopTweetingMia I'm just talking about me. I'd personally like some heads up if I'm acting like a huge ass. I'm not owed that from anyone though. @Mokiawa I'll keep that in mind 💕 Twitter has made you unfollow me TWICE but I'm not gonna stand for that shit lol I wanna feel. A cutie's dick inside me is that too much to ask??? D:< @MsBdUnicorn Blocklists tend to skip people you're following. @MsBdUnicorn The two I'm thinking about weren't blocklists lol The regularity with which you can be mutuals with someone on trans Twitter only to be suddenly blocked for seemingly no reason is kinda weird. @Mlle_Ani (I mean I wouldn't either despite how hot that might sometimes sound in fantasies lol) @QueenStodge They moved up the release date by like two months! Mine is coming on Friday! @Calliethulhu Happ birth! @Calliethulhu Just wait until you hit 30 :P "God I don't care if I'm probably not gonna be able to get it very deep, I'm finding some alone time tonight and trying a dildo. I have,,, an urge,,,,,," "@OrionPax4217 I have, and I'd like to try it, but I dunno if they make inflatable toys small enough intended for vaginas? Like I'd need it to be about index finger sized at it's smallest size." "@abrokentweeter @SwiftAusterity That honestly just about works, lol. Before Skeletor was had a skull face he was Keldor, a member of a race of blue people who I think were second class? It's been a while since I kept up with all the lore." @SwiftAusterity @abrokentweeter Also the entire race of evil snake men? Technically another faction that didn't live in Snake Mountain :P "@liddytronic I can't remember which fake news article site made it but there was one that was basically ""Father tries to relive his 80's childhood through his son who doesn't give a shit about the Ninja Turtles"" and that's really relevant here lol" "MOTU is kinda the face of the whole ""Gen Xers won't let the 80's die"" but I can't hate it! It's undeniably fucking awesome!" @SwiftAusterity Skeletor's lair was called Snake Mountain! @401authrequired Even my smallest one had trouble getting deep enough 😭 "I was born in 1987, the same year as that live action movie, and by most accounts the year MOTU basically died to make room for TMNT the same year. It's always been this neat relic that existed before my time." MOTU is such an odd brand (it's been almost entirely supported by 80's kids for the last 20 years) but I love it so. My vagina: Goddess please fill me Me: Look I want to but you need to loosen the fuck up jeez There's this wonderful part waaaay back in the deepest part of my vag that I can only just barely reach with my finger that feels reeeeally good to touch and I wish I could reach it with a dildo 😭 @hmsnofun Voice is so weird. Like mine's gotten way more feminine almost on its own? Like I don't think about it anymore? Still sounds off though. Like it's this huge chasm I'll never clear. @Azure_Husky So often you tweet stuff that I agree with on such a deep level but this one might be the deepest yet 💕 @maegodhavemercy Yeah! It's because girl clothes are the best! Also you look amazing in that top 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh sweetheart oh no! *holds tight* @LunaNightwhip yesssss 🥵 @AyrenTheWolf hehe good~ 😘 @AyrenTheWolf y-yes plz 🥺 @TheFoxyCarol @liddytronic Right??? @miss_nikola we should hit each other's slut buttons sometime~ @Yuroshai I mean I need the money for starters "@TwippingVanilla Sure, but the act is different enough that it's hot in a different way for me." @Lord_Kristine Hell yeah! 💕 @PrissyOrcGF saaaaaaame but I need them to get in the way more tbh @PrissyOrcGF heck I guess I love it too 🥵 @emarl_ 🧡🖤💛 @SnortingEstrace I think it would do a lot of people some good @Monicaaaaaah Hell yeah! I think a lot of transfemmes have done it but I find not everyone knows what it's called heh @Shoggoth_Lord okay if I get implants and we ever meet up you need to do that 🥵 @Shoggoth_Lord hhgggghggg omg I've never thought of them that way that is so fucking hot 🥵🥵🥵 @blaze_casual I just hope everything is okay inside mine x.x @PrissyOrcGF how dare you get me worked up thinking about this D:< @PrissyOrcGF okay like if you find where they sell those can you let me know???? @PrissyOrcGF BEST ZONE @mslilyelise Big enough that I think implants will be a must lol https://t.co/aQqORFxzFr @EntityofJustice Awwww :/ I'm a 44C but I think I'd like to start at 44F and see if I wanna keep going 🥵🥵🥵 @mode_view 😘😘😘 @Sona_Sonara @liddytronic wow hot~ I know my tits are big but I really can't wait for implants 🥵 @liddytronic hmmmm you mean like sliding my wet pussy up and down the length of a cutie's dick? 🤔 @EmilyVivant I'm making an appointment with my surgeon today. Hopefully I'll get answers 😭 @LorelaiMerri YUP "Here, lemme play within the boundaries of this pointless metaphor: The vast majority people wasting their time debating virtually nothing here thinks that's a donkey when he was already an elephonkey. ""Is there a middle between elaphonkey and elephant?"" Who the fuck cares?" That bench stretches out like 25 feet to the left and everyone in this country is concerned about the differences between terrible and slightly less terrible. I wanna fucking scream. "Yes within the forced political binary our voting system is in, Democrats are the safer choice but that doesn't mean they're the best possible choice anyone could envision." I hate this country so fucking much. "Sure there's a middle between fascism and ""What if we reached across the aisle and worked with the fascists"" but the distinction is virtually meaningless." "I dunno if this is something that a revision can even help, but if it is I'm fucking demanding one." It can't be normal/average/expected that one's vag can't take any of the length past the first dot of any of the dilators after the first size. Like why even have the fucking dots then? Plus my vagina was shaped using the BIGGEST one at the DEEPEST dot! What the fuck! I'm mad! I dunno if I need to make an appointment with my surgeon or my physical therapist but I'm gonna make a damn appointment and figure out what my options are. "Look I know everyone's vagina is different and it's not like the actual average dick size is 6"" (especially if I'm only fucking other trans girls), but like, Okay, picture the average dildo. Not huge, not tiny, just average. I can't fit that even after a half hour of dilating." @MelanieMoore @Kaelyrhn It's called tribbing? No L? @Kaelyrhn Rubbin' dicks together "@andneedlez No, they just work that way" I can do SIMILAR things that are hot in SIMILAR ways but it's not really the same My ONLY regret with my vaginoplasty is no more frotting. I miss frotting so much 🥺 @sluttySynclair looks good thoughy to eat~ 😘 @sluttySynclair very kissable~ 😘 @sluttySynclair oh gosh babe they look nice 😍 @aliceincamera goals "@aliceincamera Totally understandable. Maybe there's some ways you can change it up? Like switch to injections or something? I'm sure this is stuff you've considered, you've been transitioning longer than I have, I just hopped I could help >.>" @Mlle_Ani Hell yeah! Congrats! Threesomes (and foursomes+) are the best way to have sex imo hehe @premium_thot You should've @'d us lol @TenaciousRanch @HaileyAdamsXXX mean D:< @Nymphomachy Badge of honor @aliceincamera I mean if it's something you'd rather stop then you maybe should? You deserve to be happy. @aliceincamera Because they feel awesome! @A_MxPromiscuous Debate? @arancaytar Yep! Though it's mostly healed much sooner in a lot of ways? Bodies are weird. @miss_nikola omg that'd be so hot! 🥵🥵🥵 I think some more nerves have woken up in my vulva because I noticed recently I can really feel the shape of it between my legs during the day. Which as it turns out creates some powerful gender euphoria 🥰 @ann_arcana Oh heck I thought I was alone in that lol "... Even though I'll admit that IF the cluelessness was on purpose, that's depressingly an incredibly effective strategy." "Does he actually believe the majority of the bullshit lies he spouts? Maybe not, but I feel like if this was entirely a carefully planned ploy he'd be come off as savvier than he is. And I don't buy for a second that every time he sounds like a clueless dumbass is on purpose." "I know it ultimately doesn't matter but boy do I get caught in the ""Is Trump evil or clueless"" thought loop often." "@abdlstella Maybe when I'm feeling smaller, but not tonight" few things turn me on more than the thought of me being b1mboified 🥵 "no thoughts, head empty 🥰" @LilithMoonCohen Holy heck that glowup 😳 @ExistentialEnso https://t.co/eO7uOUE5OJ @cleo_thorn I don't think it's a weird aspiration for a sex-positive queer bottom. @GreenDragonGirl @Kaelyrhn Hell Alien did it as well "@Kaelyrhn @mode_view It's a fun episode, honestly. Just the implications for that universe are very fridge logic-y." @Respectful_Succ Plus Transformers is unique in that it's about alien mimicks. The explanation is already almost there. Just need to add robot modes to the list of modes they're able to change the shape of. @Respectful_Succ https://t.co/A5eqBZbqZE "@LucyDaDumbYeen It bypasses your liver. Taking it orally can destroy the majority of the progesterone. So if you can manage it, probably. This mainly applies to bioidentical micronized capsules, though." "@Kaelyrhn A much better approach is stuff like Worf's ""We don't discuss it with outsiders""" @saintwalker98 I don't mind psychic paper but I love it even more when he doesn't need to use it. Off the top of my head I don't think he uses it in Curse of the Black Spot and that pirate captain takes a LOT of bizarre sci-fi shit in stride lol @Kaelyrhn It's weird because I think it might be the only explanation you could give if you wanted to take the premise as seriously as possible (despite the fact that evolution doesn't work that way). But the end result is sillier than if you hadn't explained at all. "It's less realistic but it's way more entertaining, funnier, and just tighter story telling. I prefer it when the random character from the 19th century is just gonna trust this guy who's talking funny about aliens or whatever. It's quintessentially Doctor Who to me." "One of my favorite things about Doctor Who btw is how they never, ever dwell on how freaked out human characters only there for a single episode should be. Like there's no time for you to be confused by this weird man and what he's saying, we only got a damn hour here." @Nymphomachy @autogynamelia okay lol 💕 @MaiaFranklyn I agree with that logic but it still feels like a very forced explanation to me all the same "@ireneista I was more explaining the out-of-universe, real-world reason lol In-universe, if you want like an official answer it'll be some bullshit about how the humanoid form happens to be the most efficient in a number of ways or something." @Nymphomachy @autogynamelia I'm so confused by your reply and how you found this thread lol "Nothing will quite top the best sci-fi explanation for humanoid aliens though: ""You look human."" ""You look Time Lord."" https://t.co/vvYEDpf0gb" "Not that humanoid forms in this franchise bothers me THAT much, I just appreciate a good attempt at explaining it, and there's *almost* one baked into the very premise of Transformers." "The weird thing with the humanoid form though is that Cybertronians *really* took to it. Why? Well maybe some characters will have theories or excuses but the real answer is ""Same reason Earth is such an important planet for Cybertronians. The audience is human.""" "I'd also make a small tweak in their basic biology: Alt modes are for stealth, that'll stay the same. But robot modes will be intended for diplomacy. When stealth fails and you want to make local lifeform allies, it pays to look a bit like them." I dislike memes where the goal is to be overly negative so instead I'll share the weirdest thing I'd change if I were in charge of the franchise: Cybertronian robot modes were never humanoid before Cybertronians met humans. @bunnarchist I'm okay 💕 You don't really have to do much to Love Shack to make it scary and that's kinda terrifying. Rather than answer this question I wanna share the story of how Neil Cicierega ruined Love Shack for me. He put it to the Psycho music and then when I heard it again a while later I realized that song is already terrifying. There's so much screaming. "I'm triumphing over something that's almost a phobia for me, a phobia that's impeded a lot of sexual exploration that I regret not experiencing." I might be a little who likes being teased but shit is still a hard limit for me. Please keep that in mind before trying to make obvious jokes Honestly its such a hard limit that anal stuff of my any kind in a sexual context is really hard for me despite wanting to do more of it Lemme try this tweet again: One fun side benefit of from boofing progesterone is I'm getting really good at controlling my butthole muscles in non-bowel-movement-related situations. Which is something I've been wishing I could do for years now. *sigh* Clearly the demoness who took over my body is a south paw Pre-op I was a right-handed fapper Post-op I'm a left-handed fingerer Not sure how that happened lol @Serpentsaurus it's so wonderful gosh 😭💕 "Imagine living through most of 2020 and still constantly thinking ""But Captain Marvel is a huge bitch and no one's talking about it anymore!!!!""" "I'll be honest, I really wish I enjoyed Captain Marvel more. I didn't hate it, it's not my least favorite MCU movie, it wouldn't make my bottom 5. It just wouldn't make my top 5 either. This obsession you chuds have is really telling." "Hey chuds I don't doubt that when you see Marvel stealing a motorcycle or whatever it takes you out of the movie because you think she's being a cunt. I believe you 100%. You don't ever do that shit for male heroes, though. That's why everyone is laughing at you." @Metal_Callie She is! when will they hold captain marvel accountable for having the utter gall to be a woman smdh @maegodhavemercy @okbillybunny If only removing nuts automatically created mounds 😔 @heck_engine I can't decide if they'll never get close to finishing it or if Arin will get really into it like he did for Bloodborne. @ArtemisInque Not So Grump @ExistentialEnso I'm really curious how his grave will be set up. Like if some hypothetical miscreants wanted to egg his headstone. Strictly hypothetically. My favorite let's players playing one of my favorite games? Sounds like a peanut butter chocolate situation to me Omg fuck yes! https://t.co/EqBjBULBWX "@TheCrystalStorm I dunno wtf it's supposed to be, but it always looks like matted dirty hair to me. Regardless of intent it reads as ""I dunno, gross hair? That looks alien, right?""" @TheVitaleMob Congrats on the hatching! @NoContextTFs awww why isn't mine saying that D: @34genCha Because I'm not following you @Chopin_42 h*ck that might be true >//////> @maiasturbation heck D:< Gosh 3 people today DMing me in graphic detail about how badly they wanna fuck me! 😳 I'm so wet >//////< 💦 Mistress (@SteampunkPenny) helping with the floor for @trans_roadie's van upgrades! She really came to our rescue! https://t.co/loFGy6Jyih @SockGlitter Maybe! But so am I honestly lol @Serpentsaurus heck thanks 😳 @MsValeriePaige Omg thank you! I'll buy it on my next payday! 😍 @MsValeriePaige oh heck! 😳💕 @Shoggoth_Lord 😳😳😳 @Serpentsaurus oh gosh my tiddies too? 😳 @MsValeriePaige Oh gosh I should take a look at your stuff sometime! "@APrivateRobin No, it's okay. This is something I really need to look into anyway, on the off chance something is wrong. Like seriously you were the push I needed. Thank you 💕" @APrivateRobin But my surgeon shaped my vag with my largest dilator at the deepest dot :/ But yeah your previous size is probably a factor @SockGlitter 3 years and 3 months! But I also had gynecomastia before I started @clairenothere Right??? @APrivateRobin Seriously you've reinvigorated my desire to get an appointment with my surgeon to see if I'm doing something wrong with my dilation lol @mode_view 😘😘😘 damn my braless tits are kinda big 😳 @miss_nikola wow what a b1mbo~ puppy + sweater puppies https://t.co/6XOTI59oop @machtackle I mean that's way more listings than I would've guessed though @RebelGirl1323 Sure~ @Lass_Library 👀👀👀 @Serpentsaurus yesssss plz @APrivateRobin (also gosh that's hot 👀) @APrivateRobin Gosh you can fit so much more than me! Really hope I can loosen up at some point :/ @no_lain_no_gain Like it makes sense but it's still such a bummer :/ @somedumbbinch wish we could help each other~ @somedumbbinch Like twins!!!! 😍😍😍 @apunkdog Same!!! I wanted to get one on my birthday this year in May! 😭 "@Elli_Trans @okbillybunny Nope, just my finger and sometimes flexing my pelvic floor muscles lol" @Nickle4aPickle 😘😘😘 bumpy country roads are helping slightly @_PheebsAD Saaaaame 🥰 @LorelaiMerri It might be because you tried to follow her but you don't have your age listed? She blocks a lot of people that way @Kaelyrhn so juicy~ 🥵💦 goddess I'm horny with no way to alleviate it until I get home aaaaaaa @okbillybunny Yeah prog boof + injections are supposedly all you need @Kaelyrhn and tender 😭💕 @monster_nocock We definitely need that too! I've also never seen a post-op dick >.> @maegodhavemercy Yeah more power to anyone who wants to risk it before covid is settled but I can't risk it @bunnarchist @NSalamanderFW gosh that's hot 🥵 @aluminumcuffs @bunnarchist @NSalamanderFW Exactly! UPDATE: Feels like I'm filling my bra out more 😳😳😳💦 @Kaelyrhn @NSalamanderFW Exactly! @LorelaiMerri @NSalamanderFW I was in a photo set with @HaileyAdamsXXX! @bunnarchist @NSalamanderFW Nah you should totally fap to it :3 @WeDreamtOfLove It's cool if you can find a place that does it safely! I'm just too nervous to risk it x.x Oh and a septum piercing. Tired of not having one! Btw I'm not quite ready to start making my own porn (aside from the random tiddy pics) but when I do it'll definitely be on @NSalamanderFW~ 😘 Cannot wait for covid to be over so I can electrolysis my face Friendship with facial hair is over @PrissyOrcGF Gosh even with all stealth-like clothes you can't hide your curves 😍 @apunkdog That's true >.> @miss_nikola gosh I guess I'll have to then! lucky I have so many friends like you as good role models :3 I just wanna help friends and I'm sad when I can't I feel guilty that whenever friends ask me plurality questions I always have to refer them to other friends who know more than me :/ "@TheQueenSeKa Oof, that sucks :/" @Nickle4aPickle https://t.co/vRfJWUEIbO @Calliethulhu Would really add to you fertility goddess look 🤔 being a girl rocks so hard omg that is so cool and hot and gay uhhhhhhh friend I had a huge crush on a decade ago apparently now has a crush on me too 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 @RBradndenburg Seven's a girl 🥰 @TheNDqueerelf I KNOW IT SUCKS D:< Look we're just gonna have to fuck twice as much when we can finally meet up! @_madisonbarks NO BUT I SHOULD @MrsStephinMerit Transitioning? @Nickle4aPickle I'M BLUSHING SO MUCH @Nickle4aPickle hgfffghhhdddhh but wait I'm crushing on you! >//////> @SolientArt Omg these are all so hot!!! In my personal experience all of the cis girls (and former cis girls) I was friends with before transitioning thought it was extremely hot that I transitioned. Girls like boys turning into girls too! It's universally hot! @TheDevilFaeself yo I was thinking the exact same thing!!! @Nickle4aPickle gosh you'd like to see that? 😳😳😳 @Monicaaaaaah she slep @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc We need this to happen @SolientArt Those too! @sleepy___head Sexy science! LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS SEVEN IS 😭💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/bIqQEgFFqE @sleepy___head They're sexy in a different way for sure """Like shorts but more naked"" YES. EXACTLY. IT'S SO HOT. I wanna flash people my pussy on accident 😭 https://t.co/yqSbsqaV47" @sleepy___head I threw all mine out RIP 😭 @transkittykiss YESSSSS OMG 😍😍😍 @Gerkuman true >////> Admittedly I am looking at this from the perspective of a vulva owner hehe https://t.co/INlvj0XRZB @_PheebsAD hhhggffffhh heck >/////< EXACTLY https://t.co/I6xWXHf9kd "Oh make no mistake I'm not talking about wearing them day to day lol. More like ""putting this on specifically so someone can rip them off me"" :3 https://t.co/NrdzaljcbN" @crazylittlebee1 she's gonna be a BIG HECKIN PUPPER @_PheebsAD YESSSSS 😍😍😍 @Gerkuman But that's why I need all underwear! @mode_view OMG YES boxers on boys: meh boxers on girls: extremely hot like I thought I graduated to panties but I might need to go back sometime 👀 Seven is getting so lanky! https://t.co/O8BXdKtWV5 @miss_nikola @Bria_Bloom Awwww that's cute and gay! @Hannah_W1978 Omg congrats! You got this!!! 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf Nah "I listened to 100 gecs a few nights ago. I liked it, but then like I forgot I did it. Then I remembered again but it felt like a fever dream." @Chopin_42 @OzmaRacc I'm sure you'll fill them perfectly~ @Chopin_42 @OzmaRacc maybe work some other things~ @Chopin_42 gosh thank you *giggles* @OzmaRacc OMG YES @somedumbbinch gosh that's so generous! 😍 @OzmaRacc @Chopin_42 gonna release all over your face~ @Azure_Husky Right??? @somedumbbinch hhhhggg gosh >/////> @OzmaRacc YESSSSS @OzmaRacc omg let's make pussy porn together!!! @FrillyHyena oh really~ @somedumbbinch but I was thinking!!! not b1mbo enough!!! "@somedumbbinch Don't worry, you'll fuck this pussy, cutie 😘" @somedumbbinch Yeah I know :P 💕 "@benevolentWand1 @notCursedE I had bottom surgery, literally my penis was turned outside-in, and I didn't regret anything week one because it was week one. If they asked me at that point to fill out a survey of how I felt I'd refuse. Takes up to a year for this to fully heal." Talk about a glowup! @nyaakat CUUUUTE @Kitty_Kimz gosh thank you 😳💕 @ann_arcana yesssss 😍😍😍 @DollieDreamz I'm still healing up (surgery was last December) but I have SO MANY PLANS 😍 @Kaelyrhn @Gerkuman I forgot not to think >.< The hottest thing I ever did was get a pussy installed and I should share that with more people There needs to be more post-op trans girl porn and I'll fucking make it myself if I have to! 😤 @FoxieAfterDark I would have no choice but to snuggle 😤 @CaseyExplosion I hope it's negative 😬 @Tycho01 @CaramMaxima Hot! @Dai__Xiu I KNEW IT!!! @doomchurch It's an objective improvement to 69ing it just makes sense! @DollieDreamz omg thank you!!! 😍 @Dai__Xiu Another good idea!!!! I think I wanna be a bimbo 🤔 @IzzyBunBop Hmmm I think I'll play it by ear based on when I be get up and stuff. I'm message you beforehand 💕💕💕 @IzzyBunBop Probably during the day? I share a room with two of my girlfriends so it can't be at night when they're sleeping. Also I'm mostly free starting Friday. @somedumbbinch That'd be really fun! Make sure you bring it when you visit :3 @MrsStephinMerit Literally their second IP crossover and they fuck it up. Imagine all the literal hundreds of popular IPs that would've fit better lol It honestly reminds me of @SweetBeansComix's style and that makes me very happy "Not only have I swapped Vorosh for The Mimeoplasm as my Commander, but I have selected the best art ever created for any Magic card to represent said 'plasm https://t.co/E00MvT3h0f" I have tits 😳 like I've had them for a few years now but gosh 😳 @trgrrl that's the first mistake I make every day "GOD the sentence ""my breasts feel fuller"" is such a gender euphoria aassdghgggf" My breasts feel fuller after just a week or so boofing progesterone 😳 @trgrrl +1 premium limited edition foil reply @JammyLewds Right??? It'd be perfect! (I mean I DO worry about that thing corporations do where eventually everything has to be an IP crossover? Let's call it LEGO-fying. It seems to be troublingly inevitable and I hope MtG can resist it) @MrsStephinMerit Yeah I could see that. Just the setting itself is where a lot of fantasy begins. The setting would be too far off in that case imo. But like as long as the flavor even a tiny bit fits? I'm all for it. Hell no one likes Game of Thrones anymore but I'd be fine with GoT MtG cards personally. I'm holding out hope for black bordered Transformers and flavor-wise that'd be a huge stretch lol @mode_view @somedumbbinch I don't think there's any reason to apologize 💕 Personally it doesn't bother me that these new TWD cards are mechanically unique? I would still take issue with them even if they were reskinned existing cards like the Godzilla ones were. It's still a flavor fail either way. "@viragoergosum You don't have to ask permission, and yes it's fine" @StebMcDreb Yeah I read that thread from the tweet you retweeted. At least YGO's thing from the beginning was being a mishmash of shit that barely goes together. @Chopin_42 For whatever reason that part doesn't bother me at all 🤷‍♀️ @StebMcDreb Yeah that aspect I don't really care about honestly lol @mode_view Yeah but from the beginning YGO established that all flavors of all genres were fair game. It being a mishmash of a bunch of stuff that doesn't go together is itself the theme it built off of. "@mode_view Walking Dead is a pretty classic zombie story setup, but the issue is your classic zombie story (namely ""normal ass modern day but the dead don't stay dead suddenly"") is the furthest thing from Magic's (mostly) high fantasy setting Fantasy zombies are different than classic ones" To me this is about as good of a fit as Breaking Bad cards in MtG. The presence of zombies doesn't make it fantasy-flavored. "I know zombies are an MtG staple, but the setting of TWD isn't fantasy. Or gothic horror, or even sci-fi. So to me it doesn't fit." I like the idea of Godzilla cards in MtG. I think it fits the overall theme. I do not at all feel this way about Walking Dead cards in MtG. That'll never ever feel right to me. @Q3w3e3 wtf oh no :/ @StebMcDreb 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch @acvalens really it's not so bad being a mutant kink-beast imo @StebMcDreb plz sit on my face @CaseyExplosion R E L E A S E H E R @acvalens I'm not convinced it isn't @StebMcDreb wow hot~ @IzzyBunBop omg babe I keep forgetting we need to voice chat! I wanna hear this adorable snort laugh! is there a good day for you this week? @StebMcDreb see this is why we're perfect for each other @DysphoriaQueen No idea but it was definitely on dialup 😬 "@LilEspace Yeah I think I remember that too, which is why I wanna try to go through my personal songs that I own the files to to hopefully circumvent that" @Calliethulhu that's a mood >.> (though I usually find something in my personal life to end up stressing over eventually) @mode_view I still get to put stuff in my butt! :D @HaileyAdamsXXX I'll give it a try after downloading the new album! Comes out tomorrow. That nice mild loopy high I got from boofing progesterone seems to have been a thing for a week *sad face* Still get a bit drowsy tho @HaileyAdamsXXX This will be an album I'll need to add that never touched Google Music and never will be able to now that I'm pretty sure they ended it? "Neil can't exactly directly charge for Mouth albums being mashup albums, so I doubt it'll just be part of YTM's library, but maybe?" "There was a thing that would take all your music and put it onto Google Music, and then I just transferred it to YTM, but I dunno if that exists for YTM." Okay so for all the previous Mouth albums from Neil Cicierega I downloaded them then added them to my iTunes playlist for them. I now need to figure out how to do this with YouTube Music... @PersephoneHime Nope! omg of course it looks like this https://t.co/HCOa5GYhyP OMG OMG OMG HE'S DOING ANOTHER ONE YESSSSS https://t.co/jeQbgh26ca "The flavor, mechanics, and name don't make any sense to me but it's a good card that does a neat thing so I'm not complaining." What a positively bizarre card that I absolutely need for my Commander deck https://t.co/4tC5mJ9OjQ @CamisGoodBoy Omg I hope you can visit here one day! I miss you and your wife so much 💕💕💕 (And there are MANY fluffy friends here hehehe) Seven of Nine snuggling in my lap 😍😍😍 https://t.co/BM9ggSkd3o @NLRG_ I've seen your eyes look at me lol @NLRG_ https://t.co/pSwQCj867b @ValnarDragoness @Claugustus1 @mladyssilverfox I have a robust collection of shocklands since I got into playing right as Return to Ravnica hit 🥰 @Claugustus1 @mladyssilverfox Totally! Not sure when I'll ever own true duals though lol @Chopin_42 Omg I love that idea @Chopin_42 Yeah I can fuck with +1/+1 counters and move them around so he works pretty well. "@Chopin_42 I need a more flavorful Commander that fits within the theme of ""Weird Science"" (the deck's name) but I've yet to find a commander in these colors that fits the +1/+1 mechanic better than Vorosh https://t.co/gR5SYOvz6S" @0xc0ffea If I didn't live in a house with a ton of other nerds I'd probably give up cardboard Magic entirely @zoe_trashgoblin I've been building it for no joke 8 years. So yeah it's worth a fair bit but it's been a glacial pace building it lol @mladyssilverfox The best dual lands are true dual lands but those are on the list of cards they'll never reprint. Fetchlands are second best because yeah you can pick exactly what color you need for 1 damage. lol apparently for my Sultai +1/+1 counter Commander deck I just assumed I'd never acquire a Misty Rainforest or a Verdant Catacomb so I don't even have a slot for my new Rainforest. Gonna have to tweak the list later @ROKRME I started HRT lol @Canageek Nice!!! FOIL FULL ART NAHIRI 😳😳😳 https://t.co/vq27EWhEdn @IikeClockwork Sea of Coulds! I split a collector's booster box with Jen and my box topper is literally one of my top most wanted cards from this set! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/yjIkpdCsLI goddess I love being a trans woman 🥰 @Canageek Hell yes! @egirldeathdrive how dare D:< "@Canageek I'm a bit busy so replies will be delayed, but sure!" Still working hard on @trans_roadie's van! The lighting wasn't the best for this selfie lol https://t.co/xZxprcAdrr @The_Beebles nooooo~ 😭🥰 @Kitty_Kimz hell yeah sore tiddy club Progesterone must be doing something right. My nips haven't been this sore since 2017 👀👀👀 "Once you keep the same email long enough you realize you've already used it everywhere. Tried to make a new Marvel account, turns out it's all Disney now, and I made THAT account like a decade ago. Thank fuck they let you change your name easily is all I'll say lol" @ButtGoblin666 it's your right as a trans woman I totally get that it's a meme post but it still results in the girl paying $200 more That's roughly 62/37 I HAVE TO GO THERE @egirldeathdrive frankly unfair that I got mildly flustered just reading that @ChronoKatie It's the most surreal experience! And so hard to get used to >.> @ThoughtSlime I chuckled then I noticed how long the videos are. That's... wow. @JUNIUS_64 This is a very good shirt @HaileyAdamsXXX omg babe that's so hot 😍 @LorelaiMerri Yeah the last two Bay movies actually had characters with identifiable silhouettes. @RebelGirl1323 SAME WITH MINE 🥰🥰🥰 @LorelaiMerri This is what he looked like in The Last Knight @RaeGun2k I haven't seen it but she looks trans and I mean that as an extremely flattering compliment. @miss_nikola @Lewd_Go_Round_ oh gosh you made it hot 😳 "@Lewd_Go_Round_ @miss_nikola I'm technically 5'11.75"" x.x (Though for years I thought I was 5'11"" so I usually say that)" @skateordie002 That's a mood lol @miss_nikola I am SO jealous @PrissyOrcGF she's actually a full inch taller than me and I admit I've had Fantasies "@Canageek @abysswalkintall (Thank you so, so much. This has seriously helped my mood 💕)" @skateordie002 I hope you're able to! It's wonderful 🥰 "@DVanillannie Very true! But at least there's a decent chance we'll start seeing where it's gonna head (again, whether that's good or bad)." Omg I got to $160 with some to spare! Thank you all so much!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Canageek @abysswalkintall Oh hell that sounds cool too! I just read a tweet that pointed out we never got a vaccine for Spanish Flu? Is that true? @Canageek @abysswalkintall Well I should be following you here at the very least 💕💕💕 @XylariaVG @SlutRobo God I wish it was a real drug and I wish I had a hookup lol @Canageek @abysswalkintall Fair enough! Still helps to know about though. Thank you 💕 (source: I have tried a fair few number of drugs lol) @Canageek @abysswalkintall Oh heck that's fascinating! I only need $30 more! Thank you thank you thank you 💕💕💕 "I'm probably just gonna keep fluctuating between despair and hope for the future (both with the looming fascism and covid). It's nice when I can muster up hope, though. That shit's better than any drug." @HaileyAdamsXXX still hot 😤 @MsPatriciaGao hot 👀💦 "@Canageek @abysswalkintall Okay, that helps a bit to hear" "Good, bad, neutral, I feel completely powerless to control any of these outcomes, I just want it to be done." I'm both terrified of election day and really want to get it the fuck over with @Canageek @abysswalkintall If you have info that can give me hope I'm totally down to read it "@Vegas242 That helped a bit to read, thank you 💕" "I turned myself into a girl and that's hot af, it's basic science" @StebMcDreb I love you tons 💕 god transitioning is so hot @AyrenTheWolf soooooo much cuter now @StebMcDreb Yeah same. Sorry. @abysswalkintall The main reasons promises of a vaccine don't make me feel much better: https://t.co/H8kGNRlasy "@DragonGirlJosie I don't know that I can live in the new normal either. Problem with vaccines is they won't be free, might not even be affordable, looking like will need to be taken often as it mutates, and might be undercut by anti-vaxxers" I dunno I guess it'll be a world where to do that stuff safely you just have to get a covid test I guess. Just... it's a lot to think about. @DragonGirlJosie Society might have to. I don't think anyone's really grappled with what the new normal is. I will never be ready to say goodbye to movies in theaters and orgies All the best science seems to point to covid never going away but I'm just gonna hold out hope for some miracle in the next five years because I have to 🤷‍♀️ I'm not even really a Bayformer apologist but like... can't deny that perfection. I think there's really only one answer here https://t.co/sUjYSJmrKR @Linkara19 @Icarus_Avery Well heck I guess it'd be rude of me not to check it out now lol 💕 @ExistentialEnso I'd go with 4 as well for sure "@aceticAscetic That is... Uhhhh I assume tabs cost different depending on where you are but uh Yeah, that's a shitton, damn" "@aceticAscetic That's either a lot of weed or a lot of acid, but I'm guessing it was both lol" "@Kaelyrhn ""What today's date?"" ""April 20th"" Is how we fucking say it. I kinda don't give a shit if other English-speaking countries try to tell us it doesn't make sense lol" "@emarl_ wow I guess we're both cute, we should do a gay about it~ ;3" @emarl_ also: ur cute @Kaelyrhn I don't know what you're asking. We say April 20th here. @PinkRangerAnna1 @JulieYBM Exactly. "@JulieYBM They fundamentally do not work as films, no." "@Kaelyrhn April 20th is how we say it, we're writing it how we say it." "@TempestaRubida Okay I probably won't be doing that soon, but when I finally do there's a way to link everything together? Won't need to get a new Minecraft account? Honestly I kind of wouldn't mind it. It'd be nice to have a new user name, now that I'm thinking about it." also it's still somehow March like no shit it was this year but it feels like five years ago ... 4/20/2020 was somehow this year "I'm pretty sure I didn't do that. Shit. Okay, is there at least a way to link everything if I spend money? https://t.co/5TK53ANqi1" "...but I can't really overstate how freeing it was at the time to show people those Plinkett reviews and go ""See? This is why this felt so wrong. It's not just me. It's not just fans too invested in this shit. They fundamentally don't work."" I'd like to have that again." "In some ways it might feel like we've moved past needing such a series/reviews, either because ""everyone knows the prequels suck"" or ""everyone knows the prequels aren't that bad""..." "I want a series that deconstructs why the Star Wars prequels don't work that's better than the Plinkett reviews. I'd argue that the prequels haven't gotten any better, but the Plinkett reviews themselves have aged like milk." @401authrequired Oh dear. Well honestly it's possible I already upgraded. Still looking into it. @_PheebsAD Cool. I think I want to try Bedrock on PC mainly for the Jurassic World mod. But honestly it's possible I already have it? Someone linked just the main download page on their website and that's where I got the game from last. @TheEpicDewback I bought it for Switch already actually lol. I guess I'm mainly talking about ways to play on PC in this thread. @zenocoyote I'm not great at playing games with others. It often gives me anxiety. But... I admit I'm curious >.> "I'm told there's an official Jurassic World DLC/mod thing but only for the newer version, otherwise I wouldn't bother. https://t.co/nyRTJy1SR2" "@zenocoyote I'm like 99% sure it was the Java version, yeah. So is there a place I can download the newer version?" @DozingDreamers Okay do you know where I can go to try this? Basically can I still upgrade my Minecraft? Can I just keep it to the 10 euros I spent a decade ago? Okay way back in 2010 I bought Minecraft but I'm told that's not the same Minecraft as the fancier Minecraft that can use DLC and stuff? And I've also heard that at one point I might've been able to secure a free copy of that newer Minecraft? Though that window might've closed? @StebMcDreb guess we're just gonna have to smooch about it D:< @miss_nikola DEFINITELY 😍 "@bunnarchist girls,,,, 🥰" @TenaciousRanch THIS PICTURE IS TOO PERFECT OMG 💕💕💕 @Kamenspider Honestly if they ever bring Rampage back that SHOULD be his alt mode. @bunnarchist But! But! You! @StebMcDreb gosh >////< but you! @ExistentialEnso Nice! @ExistentialEnso That's awesome but I meant like what did you change about your HRT regimen? @ROKRME Awww thank you gosh >////> @ExistentialEnso Can I asked what changed? "Just $60 left to go! Thank you all so, SO much! 💕💕💕" "@mode_view @ArtregalOR That's flirting, hon :P" This just looks like the clothes DeForest Kelley was wearing that day and he just told the costume designer to fuck off. @mode_view @ArtregalOR You're a close friend who's invited to be as lewd or sexual as you want with me 💕 @futanarchy @NeurologNyx oh gosh this looks hot 🥺 @miss_nikola omg the concept of this is so hot 😳 "@ArtregalOR @mode_view Omg I saw the initial tweet but didn't realize it was referring to a reply you made to me? You have an open initiation to be lewd with me, hon. And yes we have flirted :P" @blogconyst https://t.co/B1NZ5Hbj7O "@ExistentialEnso It'd be nice if this ended up stopping him. Not holding my breath, just saying it'd be nice." @StillYourGhost I don't know of any genociders in the cast? Alphys did some dark stuff but I thought it was on dying patients. @PrissyOrcGF Nope lol My rhythm for surviving 2020 seems to consist of just being a sobbing mess every other week. @TwippingVanilla Holy heck congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @SnortingEstrace Thought you might like that hehe 💕 First and last selfie on my phone? Sure! Barely a few months on HRT femboy vs big tiddy slut GF 💕✨ https://t.co/BbEZv1AXBS @MadameMoonsugar so gay 😍 "@NeurologNyx oof, I know that feeling well I'm excited for you! My own polycule's private space is gonna have to wait another few weeks at least RIP" @PrissyOrcGF That's what I keep telling people I need too! @NeurologNyx oh heck that sounds exciting 👀👀👀 "@SixoTF I owned MP-11 for a while and he never really clicked with me. I didn't think Optimus or Bumblebee needed a v3, but I think it made sense with Starscream." "@MsBdUnicorn Yup, it's wonderful 🥰" @SixArmedSweater Same lol It's so hot of me to have tits imo https://t.co/kqCkbELkME @LuxAlptraum Tee Fury! https://t.co/xIXAmCGfJw This shirt is arguably spoilers for Umbrella Academy season 2 lol @OzmaRacc I love that bounce feel. Feels so right. Got an extremely accurate top in the mail lol 💕✨ https://t.co/qvllX9hHOO Check out this gaping hole we drilled! :D https://t.co/zPbLkRC3oU Selfie with mega cuties @anarchowhore and @Zirdo_Ionsa 💕✨ https://t.co/gtvL9dslEQ "We're helping @trans_roadie & @anarchowhore install a bunch of stuff to turn their van into more of a home! It's gonna have solar panels, wood flooring, the works! So exciting! https://t.co/v0HLvHBaZC" Heck I'm already over halfway there! Thank you so much y'all! 💕💕💕 @viragoergosum Sure thing 💕 @FoxieAfterDark OMG I LOVE THEM @lucashoal @QuestForTori You cannot end Charles Entertainment Cheese. He is eternal. "Yesterday was a rough mental health day, oof I'm better today I think" @ThatHeckinRobin You look cute! 💕 @hmsnofun prog is fucking magical @Roodypatooti Ooh where'd you find Takara Bruticus? @HaileyAdamsXXX Dorothy! Dorothy dragon! @MaiaFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 THEY'RE SO GOOD she's perfect 😍 so fucking anxious about *gestures vaguely* all this @tfwiki I'm really gonna miss them 😭 "I've been muting so many of my tweets lately. It's not even because I'm getting negative or combative replies, but like, the anxiety of the POSSIBILITY of getting them is making nope the fuck out." @ManjiButt I thought drones were capable of this as well? @LorelaiMerri Correct. Similar to Action Masters from the later days of G1 @joelax9 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Yep he was confirmed months ago when the Kingdom artwork first leaked. Both him and Polar Claw were originally a class of figures that had little tiny drones they could deploy. Maintaining that mirror between the two of them is neat. It's really weird being both a Masterpiece collector as well as a WfC completionist. Some of these are a bit hard to justify... Oh gosh that deep reddish purple on Mega looks sexy as hell. I wanted to buy him anyway but now I REALLY want to 👀 @Paladin4221 Transmetal Blackarachnia homage @Kaelyrhn Yes but stop yucking my yum lol "Hell, arguably EVERY Animated character? Like what the toys did was miraculous but the best representation of Derrick J Wyatt's art would be just robot toys that don't need to transform imo." I really hope this means we'll get other neglected series in R.E.D. I can think of plenty of characters from Animated that this line would be perfect for. "@Kaelyrhn R.E.D. is a new line of non-transforming robot toys, yeah" Okay yeah I'll be buying one @viragoergosum sure "Does she, you know... have huge... pedipalps?" I'M LOVE @ARCTIC_ST0RM OMG IT IS I mean we're getting Scorponok so it kinda makes sense? @machtackle Oh nice! Confirmed "I don't quite understand why people are worrying about cute quadruped robots coming to kill them when drones already exist. Like by all means, it pays to be suspicious of this stuff. I'm not saying hug a robot today. Just... drones. Drones is what they'll use to kill you." @AnxietySong You know me @AnaMardoll Cats are truly blessings 😭💕 "You might say ""Oh the lying fascist is worse"" and sure I guess we'd have to give it that version, but I gotta say the clueless asshole who honestly believes this contradictory bullshit in their heart of hearts makes steam shoot out my ears." "I don't know what angers me more, the idea that whoever wrote this honestly believes all this shit or that they know basic shit like ""not everyone is owed a platform"" is true but are using these terms incorrectly on purpose to facilitate fascism." "@LackingSaint The tentative generation name for them is Gen Alpha, and I really hope we all think of a better name soon because that sucks" I dunno I'm probably stressing over nothing. This tweet from Ana made me feel a bit better: https://t.co/SJrHiSvxCS @AnaMardoll One of the many reasons I said at the outset that the metaphor sucked "@AnaMardoll Your words have helped about as much as they could, thank you" "@AnaMardoll The first diagnoses of trans people started with just asking them how they felt. There's no trans gene, no wrong body, it's literally just bodily autonomy. And I've just been terrified of cis people realizing that and then concluding we made it up. This probably isn't rational" "@mode_view Okay. That makes sense. These metaphors aren't great, as I've said" @Kaelyrhn A trans woman has more of a medical need to get breast augmentation than a cis woman in our current system @AnaMardoll Like what the actual fuck were we doing with wrong body metaphors if it was accomplishing literally nothing It's not that I don't believe you I'm just tired "@Kaelyrhn It SEEMS as though ""wrong body"" got us ahead in line, basically. And I'd argue because of dysphoria, us being ahead in line was preferable." "@Kaelyrhn You're right. But this is kinda like saying everyone should have universal health care, UBI, etc etc. It's very true! But that's gonna take a lot of hard work and while that work is being done the default mode is ""cis people first"" in most cases." "@AnaMardoll Yeah, that might work in most cases. But like, given that even eggs don't always know what dysphoria feels like, I could see ways that could backfire." "@mode_view You're trans, hon. Please don't drag me into this argument right now." @AnaMardoll I mean I'm not sure it'll move the needle either but it'll absolutely make discourse harder at the very least. I dunno like it can't fucking be that changing our entire base argument makes no difference for every cis person on the fence. "@BlackINKim There are absolutely phrases that get cis people on board. Maybe not full-on dyed in the wool transphobes, but a doctor telling a cis person who was on the fence ""Basically this person is a woman on the inside"" was working." "What's stopping cis people from going ""Well I'd feel better with a bigger dick/boob job/face lift/etc! If we're just letting trans people do this because it makes them feel better, why am I excluded?"" I don't have an answer for that that doesn't involve ""wrong body"" metaphors." "(I should've said ""isn't correct for everyone"" two tweets ago, my bad)" But like I said there was never going to be a good time to talk about this. I'm just worried. """I'm a female brain in a male body"" isn't correct, but it's a close enough metaphor for cis people who feel uncomfortable with trans people to latch onto ""I want to transition because I want to and I should be allowed to"" is the actual truth. Also I fear torches & pitchforks." "I'm talking about the born in the wrong body discourse. I agree that metaphor wasn't great. I'm just worried about transphobes having yet another reason to take away our rights. I'm not saying we should stop trying to retire the phrase, I'm expressing my anxiety." "While I'm a huge proponent of the idea that people should be allowed to transition just because they want to, I really didn't think cis people were ready for this information. I guess there was never going to be a good time to tell them but this still seems premature." @viragoergosum That's wonderful 💕 @CaseyExplosion Oh hell yeah it's here! @ArtifexH Oh gosh congrats! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF https://t.co/HiuZtcBYP3 @Speed_Freak01 Omg that's awesome! @JessicaCyboid Better underwear might be one of my favorite parts of having a vulva 🥰 "No but seriously while that would be a cool shot, I was already crying enough seeing the Brachiosaurus rear up on her hind legs on shore right before burning alive :/" "They're uh, they're flaming this way" @kSkyeGre Yeah I know on BBTS both waves 2 and 3 are supposed to come out this month but I have to assume that wasn't the original plan. "@MrsStephinMerit @JenApparently If he's too grumpy for you, give him an Energon goodie! And don't forget the universal greeting! (Seriously it's gonna take every fiber of my being not to army build these lol)" @tinybird420 Seems like it to me! Also they look nice 🥰 @ShintoSpaceBaby H*CK D:< Oh I'm just gonna get flustered every time I post toy pictures now??? D:< https://t.co/P0OOix4lGP @little_lizzie22 My heart skipped a beat when I saw her on the pegs lol Her transformation is *snug* At several points I thought I was gonna break her >.> But other than that she's a really fun toy! Now I wanna complete Maccadam oh no D: https://t.co/pPx9M9MrLT have acquired robot gorl https://t.co/0s7GwRNE2D "And no I don't think this excuse will be used to control everyone equally. Limiting freedom due to covid will be for people who aren't rich, white, and/or cishet." "And sure they don't need an excuse, but having an excuse will gum up all discussions about it." I was thinking about how Pride might never be the same again after covid & realized that's another angle of attack the right wing will have to use against us in addition to not letting us leave the country. A real threat used as an excuse to control undesirables. @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyBlakesFeet hhhhggghg yes plz >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyBlakesFeet omg I wanna come! @HaileyAdamsXXX oh to be tied up next to Daddy getting bred along with her 🥺🥺🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love that you're a switch honestly. It's really hot 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX goddddd I hope so 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX ghhgnnnngg Daddy can I join you plz 🥺💕💦 @LambChopInPamps @awuwuwu_ ... Yep lol @hmsnofun Omg sniped D: "@garblefart It has to do with whether or not you grew up in an Ask Culture or a Guess Culture. In Guess Culture it's considered rude to say ""no"" and rude to ask, so you have to dance around the subject. As someone raised in an Ask Culture this shit exhausts me." @ModestyAran Same lol "You will have to make an account on Weasyl AND adjust your settings to view NSFW content, but I assure you it's well worth it 💕" "Commissioned a sexy story from my pal Irbis who has a lot of the same kinks I do so much of this was a *wonderful* surprise. Involves my fursona Lara having to pay off her debts to a fae foxspirit. Dronekink, mind break, CNC, & a really hot piercing~ https://t.co/xBxdOlUrj4" @HaileyAdamsXXX *snuggles forever!* @HaileyAdamsXXX omg Daddy I wish I was there! 😭💕 "@AnaMardoll If Democrats universally believe in anything, it's the system, so they're not gonna be much help when the only thing that'll work is at least bending the rules of the system if not breaking them entirely and starting a new system." "@AnaMardoll All evidence up until this point has suggested that no one in Washington is equipped to deal with someone not following the rules, and quite a few people are fine with just following Trump's lead." @JUNIUS_64 Had a really fascinating conversation with folks about this: https://t.co/uU2aOYmqmF @JUNIUS_64 I've talked with others and we've come to the conclusion this is probably more Ask Culture vs Guess Culture rather than NT culture vs ND culture. @HaileyAdamsXXX oh no sweetheart :/ Omg omg omg Halloween is my favorite time of year in Animal Crossing! 😭💕💕💕 @QueenStodge Honestly same @HaileyAdamsXXX You can always always always just say what you mean with me 💕💕💕💕 @TheCrystalStorm Same! What are the odds! :V @HaileyAdamsXXX If it were up to me everywhere would be an Ask Culture lol "@JenApparently No but seriously I love sexy robots, but if they're gonna have heels they need to come with a stand." @JenApparently I mean I wish I could more often :V "@viragoergosum I specifically might not be in dire need of donations, but the overall ranch can always use help 💕 Thank you 💕💕💕" @benjanun_s rough sex best sex :3 @ExistentialEnso I know everything is obvious in hindsight but I'm kinda furious reading that headline. @reallifecomics Looks great! 💕 @merletastic He's been a favorite of mine for... hell like 12 years now. Maybe more? (@/IanCSamson if you're curious) Randomly remembered that there's a genderbend artist I used to follow who I know was the first person I had ever seen draw Bowsette long before it was cool and he's actually on Twitter! Glad I tracked him down before I forgot his name lol Okay I like this answer better. In any case I should've been accounting for Bowsette. https://t.co/XJlzahEA8K "Peach and Bowser and on again off again lovers. Bowser probably isn't good for her but neither is Mario and Bowser has an amazing dick and knows how to use it. Sometimes giving into her sexual needs results in an egg, which she drops off at Bowser's." Peach @SomersSylken @AnaMardoll @JaneFae @kroati1 I don't think that's rude at an and in fact I'm tempted to agree lol @Katabassist That second paragraph/sentence... same. Huge same. That describes me to a tee. @reallifecomics Omg please tell me this was a real conversation because it's adorable @a_alice_nsfw The first and last time I visited another country (Canada) was late 2018 and things have only gotten worse here. I'm tempted to agree with you lol @SomersSylken @AnaMardoll @JaneFae @kroati1 Yeah I feel like calling that rude is itself far more rude lol @SomersSylken @AnaMardoll @JaneFae @kroati1 I'm conflicted because on the one hand I need my space but on the other hand left to my own devices I tend to become a hermit so people being welcomed to poke their heads in is probably good for me. That's fascinating. "@AnaMardoll @JaneFae @kroati1 I don't know where I picked up no problem but it was when I was an adult and I'm told it might be a Colorado thing (though obviously not exclusively so). ""You're welcome"" sounds overly formal now somehow" "@JaneFae @AnaMardoll @kroati1 I remember when my sister visited the UK years and years ago one of the things she learned was that it was seen as rude to say ""What?"" of all things. You say ""Pardon?"" I dunno that stuck with me and I was just reminded of that lol" "But see this why unfortunately (and I really wish this wasn't the case) these NT rules/life hacks are almost never one size fits all. They're at best additional tools to add to your tool belt. Sometimes it'll apply, other times it won't." @AnaMardoll @kroati1 I'm glad you have an Ask person in your life helping 💕💕💕 "@AnaMardoll @kroati1 Yeah it kinda sounds like it could be :/ Having words for this is awesome, though." @AnaMardoll @kroati1 But yes my instinct IS to assume if they wanted some they'd ask. I've learned through LOTS of trial and error to try to anticipate people's wants and needs. "@AnaMardoll @kroati1 I will say though that as I've gotten older I've learned to account for Guess Culture people without realizing it was a thing. I rarely cook but if I was asked what I was cooking, lots of practice interacting with people has taught me that I should offer some just in case." "I think this is the answer here. OP is from a Guess Culture, the people who are confused reading this are probably from Ask Cultures. This is beyond being NT or not, but it's fascinating all the same imo https://t.co/UlW3NWdF3R" @AnaMardoll @kroati1 Omg I wouldn't last five seconds in Guess Culture @AnaMardoll @kroati1 Omg I've never realized this difference but it makes so much sense! I'm Ask Culture. 10000%. Guess Culture people aggravate me. EXACTLY. Unfortunately what usefulness this advice has is extremely contextual. https://t.co/u72BKKE7yr @AnaMardoll @kroati1 I haven't heard those culture terms before? I get this impression too and I'm curious how old OP is https://t.co/ITJM9jdfcU "That's just being welcoming and friendly. Not a requirement by any means, though. I dunno hopefully that helps." "If this is a rule, it's a rare one, but one way you can account for both assumptions (that they're asking what they're asking or they're speaking in NT code) is to say: ""[X], wanna play/watch?"" or in some cases, ""[X], I'd offer you a controller but it's single player""" "@Morsious That helps to know, honestly" "It puts the ball in your court to OFFER. Which is a bit more polite, though not always necessary in every instance." "Assuming this is like at all real, lemme do my best at NT whisperer here: Asking out of the blue ""Can I play/watch?"" might be seen as rude in SOME cases. So asking something more innocuous like ""What are you watching/playing?"" opens the door for you to say ""X, wanna watch/play?""" @Kaelyrhn I know it's a big country but when I visit I'll probably end up seeing several different corners of it. I imagine my Australian friends are all over lol "Hearing autistic people talk about this stuff is often frustrating because my instinct is to defend the NT rules. Because they make sense to me! I dunno my mask runs deep I guess. But this rule isn't real. Like, seriously." I live in a house with a bunch of autistic people so maybe that's the point of confusion here. Often there's something on the TV in the shared living room. When I ask what are you watching I'm expecting a title. I'll ask what's it about or if it's good if I've never heard of it. "If I ask you what you're playing, I don't want to play. I never want to play random games. If I ask you what you're watching, I don't need your permission to watch? Presumably you're watching in some sort of shared space? I would love a quick summary of what it is, though!" "I know a lot of my friends are convinced I'm on the spectrum and maybe I am, but I really wish I wasn't so that it could mean more when I say wtf is this post talking about?" @tzivya I really really really hope I get to visit before I die 💕 @tzivya I positively adore slang from other English-speaking countries so you never have to apologize for that lol And don't blame me for ending up in pretend Sydney! My subconscious put me there :P "I guess after years and years of this shit what they might do is just make a period of covid testing just part of flying internationally. It'll become the new normal. ""Oh, flying overseas? I hate the part where they shove a q-tip up your nose.""" @AzureCanary I have a passport but it says M under my gender RIP x.x I need to get that updated... @tzivya exxy? "I don't know if covid will ever let Americans visit other countries again in my lifetime. But if that does become possible again, I'm putting all of my efforts and available resources into visiting friends in other countries. Never know when I'll lose the freedom to again." "In my dream after realizing I accidentally ended up down under my immediate first thought was ""Well I should probably visit all my friends here"" lol https://t.co/kRA01DLviv" @Lord_Kristine Omg congrats!!! I'm pretty sure I would've noticed flying to Australia. I think such a flight will kill me lol "Dream brain is like ""look you're never traveling the world again, here's a fun country we've never been to, enjoy it""" "I had a really goofy dream. All I remember is we ended up in a hotel and I open the curtains and the view is just the Sydney Opera House and I'm like ""when did we arrive in Australia I'm confused""" @midimeows @MariMari07_01 This checks out @Calliethulhu Good morning lesbians! :V @salielle I don't like Gundams @notstupidgaycat I got so many of those too after my surgery. It's weird lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh Daddy you're so hot 😍 @PhyrexianThot yes The articulation is pretty much perfect 💕 https://t.co/7fCjzWldCO He's so big 👀👀👀 https://t.co/HYaSWIkT9E bzzzzzzzz 👀 https://t.co/eS6f0C7aKB @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Hotter Spider-Gwen 😍 @StebMcDreb https://t.co/w0aRx2SFFI @vexwerewolf Hell yes @StebMcDreb @alexh0w it's as many as eight tens! I know the new one's a Decepticon but how can I NOT ship him with the Autobot Repugnus??? Big happy family 💕 https://t.co/TzEVQ9Vt2p "@QueenStodge The pose is fine, but without a wrist swivel you're working with a noticeable limitation :P" "Regardless though, even if it was, the explanation is really not that sinister." Although now that I'm thinking about it the timing was such that it probably wasn't even prepared that much in advance? "When it's more like, anyone paying attention to what's happening probably could've predicted the cops would've gotten away with murdering Breonna Taylor. Obviously we all hoped for the best, but it makes sense to me some folks thought preparing with signs in advance made sense." "Seeing a UHaul loaded up with signs is making the right freak out because for their twisted worldview to make sense, BLM protests have to consist of people who only care about creating random chaos Organization of any kind to them proves it's all orchestrated by nefarious people" @RespectableLaw When in reality it's more like... anyone can see the obvious patterns of abuse the cops and the system get away with. Maybe people were HOPING for a better verdict but most folks were expecting the worst. "@RespectableLaw It looks more organized than they assume the people protesting are. For their entire worldview to make sense, these people need to be only in it for random chaos, so organization of any kind makes it ALMOST look like all the deranged rantings the right's been saying are true." "@rozietoez It's okay, I understand 💕💕💕" Today has been so fucking much despite not much happening. I feel very drained. I'd like very much for this edible to make me feel better. "@rozietoez @deathpigeon I mean like I don't have the spoons to get involved here so I kind of appreciated that honestly. I've had a really rough day, I'm sorry." @ArtregalOR Oh by far lol @somedumbbinch 💕💕💕 "And you know if a cop heard me saying all that, I bet he could get me fearing for my life in seconds. I'm not brave looking down the barrel of a gun held by someone who is legally allowed to do anything he wants to me. But what he has isn't bravery either. That's obvious." "You know that cops CAN'T hire people who have brains, hearts, and spines, right? What few folks they do hire with those quickly leave or are fired. No, they need cruel sheep who get erections from abusing innocent, defenseless people. Pathetic." "Protestors: Know that they are moments away at all times from getting brutalized or murdered by the cops & that said cops WILL get away with it Cops: Shove unarmed people onto the ground to feel powerful, then walk back to their backup like the big diaper-shitting baby they are" "It's fucked up that the men who are so obsessed with being honorable and strong and not showing weakness are usually somehow paradoxically usually pro-cop. Because the LEAST that man deserves is to have every male non-cop friend chastise him for being a big, cowardly baby." Cops are such sniveling cowards "I understand why I got an automated email urging me to take my vision seriously. I know this is serious. But I dunno, there's got to be a better way to do that with an anxious person." "@chrismcfeely @jcburcham I completely agree. There's *character* in those characters. Really it's just the textures and sparse environments that I think people are turned away by, but I maintain it still holds up." "I'm not scared of going to the doctor, but there's so much goddamn tangential anxiety surrounding it that it makes it really hard sometimes. I promise every single appointment I've ever made I treated seriously. But I can't drive, I live really far away, and I have anxiety." @damnyouwillis I had no idea Shattered Glass Tracks was a girl! That's an improvement imo :P This new appointment will be after the election. I have no idea what that looks like but I'm terrified. I really wish I didn't miss my last appointment. I made an appointment but my eye doctor's soonest time is November 11th. I won't lose my vision before then or anything but what's extra sucky is we had to take Naga to the vet and the timing was such that I COULD HAVE made it to the last appointment but we were tired. "I feel really fragile today. I had to miss my eye appointment last Tuesday and I got an automated message from my doctor's office saying that I need to reschedule and warning that, if left untreated, I could experience permanent vision loss." @damnyouwillis I had no idea they made a Road Rage out of that Wheeljack mold! Makes sense but I wonder how I missed it. @damnyouwillis In fairness it's been extremely easy to lose track of all the exclusive Transformers in recent months @JenApparently That's such a nice setup! Perfect balance of function and Transformers 🥰 @OneLameShark That's a really satisfying lineup "@merletastic @Roodypatooti It wasn't anything you did, it's okay 💕" @KittikatGuild gosh yes plz~ 💕 @KittikatGuild bestworst curse 😭😭😭 "@ThoughtSlime It is very funny, but there's a pang of embarrassment seeing it as I used to be one of those people" "@Roodypatooti *hugs hugs HUGS* I'm just glad you're back, okay? I'm really sorry, I'm not angry" "@QueenStodge ugh, mood" @QuinntoBean Honestly? Delicious Though plz no pumpkin spice on or in my pussy >.> @WerewolfLiker @vexwerewolf Can't believe even after like 15 years Milhouse still isn't a meme "@vexwerewolf 🎶 Hip, so hip to force 🎶" @vexwerewolf my my body is ready 🥺 No but seriously I can respect any group of people that loves themself a Transformer but never heard of a Gundam lol Y'all are the one country where you have this weird edge case excuse I'd expect you to lean on it more :P "Nah, that's just Australian slang like when they call a redhead Blue I mean it better fucking be" @mode_view What are friends for if we can't swap orgasms a bit hehehe @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope it goes well! I love you so much 💕 @401authrequired One of these days I do want to try that @HaileyAdamsXXX god yes 🥵 @viragoergosum Hopefully going to sleep soon lol But yeah the second I get access to a VR setup I'm still gonna pop some lesbian POV porn in there. How can I not lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Right??? "I still would really love a VR game that plays with perspective and invites the player to inhabit multiple kinds of bodies. I want to experience that! It's just, I'm not seeking that out to alleviate dysphoria anymore." Specifically I remember Dan Ryckert saying he played a demo where at one point he shrunk. Realizing the power of perspective VR offered made me really excited. And I'm still excited for that! But it doesn't sound like anyone's exploring the stuff I was hoping they would. This was the #1 reason I was so excited for VR when it started getting big again years ago. Took so long to afford my own rig that I ended up just transitioning lol @PrissyCassie Same! @Kaelyrhn Yep @QuinntoBean If it's anything like follower counts it should all be back in like a day or so. I didn't know you were suspended! Apparently there's a lot of unintentional ones going around. Twitter addressed it earlier today. "It's a mild high but I feel like it's ""don't operate heavy machinery"" territory for sure." Theeeeeere we go 🥰 Only takes like 10 minutes it rocks @TheNDqueerelf It was the opposite for me! Bodies are weird and wonderful 🥰 @deathpigeon Huh. I wasn't trying to make a bigger point by saying that or anything. That's surprising. @DesDReac How? @DVanillannie Most folks I talked to said past the first knuckle. I try to get it far enough that I feel it getting sucked up. @deathpigeon I'm willing to bet the interviewer didn't know they were non-binary. I feel like the piece wouldn't have even been published if that was understood. @ZoeTheAbsurdist In just like having these games in a portable format @ZoeTheAbsurdist They're all basically ROM dumps (though the text for what buttons to press for stuff has been updated accordingly) @ButtGoblin666 mlelp I was worried I wouldn't have the spoons to shove a finger up my butt every night for the rest of my life but I'm kinda excited to mellow out every night so so far at least I've been able to pull it off the part of me that enjoys drugs (that I must stress is an entirely fictional version of me that I'm writing as a work of satire) actually kind of loves how sleepy and loopy progesterone makes me almost immediately after boofing it I'm so close but this might take the longest lol "At 111 stars in Mario 64 but because I collected them all in order, it means I saved the Rainbow Ride stars, the Over the Rainbow red coins star, & the Bowser in the Sky red coin star It's all the hardest ones, which takes longer, & them being harder means my enthusiasm is lower" @OzmaRacc That's a good idea! We should! @InnuendoStudios (for context I haven't played the original Deus Ex but I want to. My fear is that it would be hard to return to in 2020) "@OzmaRacc solid plan, I think I should probably get one too" @InnuendoStudios What I enjoyed about it at the time (I admit I haven't been able to finish the campaign in many years) was the atmosphere. Existing in Rapture and discovering every new area was addicting to me. I even played it on Easy. It was an exploration game to me. "@InnuendoStudios I dunno what to tell you, it was an ice cold take that Bioshock was fun in 2007? Maybe there was a global gas leak that year?" @InnuendoStudios It was really fun in 2007 at least @PrissyOrcGF EXACTLY "@PrissyOrcGF The proper size, you mean" "@caraesten cool zone, cool zone, cool zone" @Nickle4aPickle @wiki_tmnt I love this omg @Speed_Freak01 YEP gonna need me one of these @ghoulsNgoats @nyaakat this is the only answer @trgrrl @Potatopolitics 2000 was not a free election for starters @matt442011 lol I'm a bottom and not into dudes "The info in the tweet at the top is if you wanna support me specifically. We pool our money at the ranch as much as possible so it indirectly helps the overall ranch, but if you wanna help the ranch overall, those links above are the best places to start 💕" @penelope_zone I hope so too! There's also our Patreon! https://t.co/xN1JTCqQBT There's also our Etsy shop: https://t.co/z3GYRMtG9V "If you wanna support the ranch directly, there's several ways to do that. There's the GoFundMe: https://t.co/VM3O7SQImB" "@OneLameShark We do, I'm trying to find a link. If nothing else I'll link the GoFundMe and Etsy in the thread, just a sec" "(I figured I needed a new, more helpful pinned tweet lol)" @natalievanbc Oof :/ @natalievanbc Premium is their only subscription service but I don't know if you can subscribe in Canada. One of the benefits is free shipping though so I kinda doubt it? But I imagine you can order from their site without it if you want? @miss_nikola It's new this year! The pictured set is a special coloration with exclusive accessories and it's gonna sell out fast when it goes live tomorrow. The regular mass retail one looks like this and can be pre-ordered here among other places: https://t.co/j9gtHZ1hUq "Very annoyed that I didn't get an email from Hasbro about this, especially given that it's a time-sensitive thing and I normally get tons of emails from them." "Omg I almost didn't notice that this set is on sale now for premium Pulse members! Glad I noticed before they opened the floodgates tomorrow, heck 😳 https://t.co/bvSlMAHJCg" @TheSecretCallie Excite! @miss_nikola gosh goals 🥺 @Colezze Fuck the people who did that to you @AyrenTheWolf I've been losing a fair bit of followers too didn't know there was a new bug "@Trancister It's weird because I wrote that initial tweet as I was just coming out of it but once that feeling was gone, it was REALLY gone. Like I barely remember it. Prog makes me very loopy. I personally think it's worth it lol" @Colezze It's so incredibly fucked up that that all happened to you. Is there any chance it might heal more and improve? @Colezze Oh god I'm sorry @PeachSweetAss gosh yes plz~ 😘💕 @Colezze Can I ask what happened? @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view jfdhgkdjfdjhdkd thhtis is hott @Doc_Wolverine yes hello furry friend ;3 @blaze_casual @OzmaRacc HECK >.> @OzmaRacc hell yeah we should do a slutty about it sometime "@LeMerielle I feel so lucky I never started balding either Doesn't really run in my family, but I still count it as a blessing." @OzmaRacc gosh >////< 💕 @KatieAngelWitch Bodies can be so weird @emnicw @RaeGun2k I don't have an action figure of Rae yet... 🤔 "@KatieAngelWitch I have memories of having sore nipples that hurt to bump into things during what was supposed to be my ""boy"" puberty lol" @KatieAngelWitch I never measured them but I think gynecomastia seriously gave me full As lol @redpandamboiyre confirmed 24/7 cutie 😤 @redpandamboiyre aaaaaaa but you're cute too! >/////< @Chopin_42 oh gosh we're gonna have to do gay stuff sometime :3c "my tits have some hair, but they're vellus hairs, which is both normal for most women as I understand it and also virtually invisible" @SubbyRana hey there~ 😘💕 @miss_nikola that sounds lovely! 🥰 I seriously sometimes wonder if I didn't have some sort of hormone disorder but my endo offered to put me on HRT right away instead of ordering labs of my original levels so who knows? really wanna thank my body for being so bad at testosterone that my pathetic chest hair turned into wispy nothingness after just like a year on hrt lol @miss_nikola but you!!! @miss_nikola 😲😲😲😲😲😲 wow so many cuties wanna do gay things with me 😳💕 @AyrenTheWolf prog horny is so unfair huh >////< @AyrenTheWolf we seem to have similar problems here 🤔 @AyrenTheWolf you're welcome~ @SteampunkPenny I've had two friends get suspended just for saying her name on here. It's really fucked. @nyaakat might need a strap with a cum tube 🤔 @TransArachnia They've made so many Repugnuses in recent years and I have them all @A_Wet_Duck3 I'm an agender so that's cool I'm just also girl @ArtifexH @AyrenTheWolf more kink = good @AyrenTheWolf 😳😳😳 @AyrenTheWolf gosh of course! :3 "@AyrenTheWolf @ArtifexH Girl horny for me requires a bit more coaxing, despite how I'm jokingly complaining today lol. Whereas before I was horny nearly every day whether I wanted to be or not." @ArtifexH @AyrenTheWolf It can also depend on what HRT you're taking and how my gender is slut @AyrenTheWolf godddd plz 🥵💦💦💦 @MaiaFranklyn THEY'RE SO CUTE "@AyrenTheWolf gosh, forced~? :3c" don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son ever again https://t.co/bQQKl9lndG @mode_view It's okay 💕 @AyrenTheWolf look I'm pretty sure we'd both love it if you helped 🥵💦 @AyrenTheWolf more like make me preggers energy 🥵 @hmsnofun saaaame 🥰 @AyrenTheWolf prog horny doesn't fuck around 😳 @hmsnofun bestworst curse 😭💦 "@mode_view You're not creeping on anyone, cutie~" @somedumbbinch plz 😭💕 "@commodore_69 Omg yay! Also, hot~ :3" OH NO I'VE DOOMED MYSELF https://t.co/TDdcU46Abe @somedumbbinch same 🥵 Implying I'm not~ https://t.co/CQsgL2ic5e @commodore_69 Grats on the bigger tiddies tho! "@commodore_69 If it's the kind of pill that micronized in like peanut oil? You can take that rectally, s'what I'm doing." TRUTH https://t.co/W4UsMpB1Jg @commodore_69 I only just started taking prog rectally which I think might be to blame >.> @commodore_69 I might be joining you in that number *whines* >.< being a girl is way too hot 🥵💦 "Most trans girls have trouble with their libido, meanwhile I JUST masturbated like an hour ago but then I saw this really hot video of another trans girl getting railed and now I'm horny again dammit 🥵🥵🥵" @TheDokJ @maegodhavemercy Now I'm kinda worries about where my collection is 😬 "@ArtyMaus I can't retweet it to main, but I did on my lewd account :3" @ArtyMaus aaaaaaa these pictures are so cute and hot!!! 😍😍😍 "Yeah I was wondering if this was progesterone-related. It does weird things to my brain before, during, and sometimes right after sleeping. https://t.co/zWGRGmZbqG" @JenApparently the rubber duck belongs to the rex head @TheSecretCallie OMG CONGRATS!!! Can't wait to see pictures :3 "Anyway there's bound to be more reveals (or ""reveals"") before January when they hit stores, since you'll note that the 4 IGN announced each different size classes. One Deluxe does not a wave make." @Roodypatooti SAME @miss_nikola saaaaaame 🥵 @miss_nikola Gosh I'll make sure to do it for you then~ "@MaiaFranklyn No idea, but I can't imagine a hypothetical Studio Series Cyclonus would look that much different. Hell they might even re-release him in SS with a slightly different shade of purple so people can have an And His Armada figure." @miss_nikola Hottest thing to do while sucking a cutie's cock is to look up in my experience :3 Personally though I think that any characters OTHER than Cheetor or Rattrap (or Rhinox or Waspinator for that matter) would be more exciting to me. I want characters who haven't have figures in decades. I'm looking forward to Scorponok a great deal. @ShasFaiz ah yes everyone's favorite animal futuristic plan ship thing what your favorite cyclonus moment from beast wars "Love how that IGN article is like ""All your favorite Beast Wars characters are here! Cheetor, Rattrap, Megatron, and... Cyclonus...""" @QueenStodge @Katheryn_Lin Not really just as good? Megatron's chest is weirdly flat and his backpack is massive. For most collectors though this one's obviously the best choice. "@Random_Factor His massive backpack is kind of dead giveaway :P But yes, otherwise he's a fantastic alternative to the MP version." @QueenStodge Kinda wish we was a Studio Series figure though? Hopefully he won't look out of place next to Scourge. I'm glad the one Kingdom surprise we got today was easily the best figure of the bunch https://t.co/S1RFXPgler LITERAL MINUTES AFTER I WROTE THAT https://t.co/brVSMSnnap @viragoergosum I'm doing okay 💕 @QueenStodge They're both so sexy Rex mode: I'm in love Bot mode: I've been spoiled by my MP Megs I want him but he'll be staying in dinosaur mode lol Like I have to assume in fucking February or something there'll be a momentary pause. "I really hope there's at least a slight pause in Transformers exclusives being released on Hasbro Pulse so that at some point I can go ""There, my entire orders page is paid and fulfilled orders. I can ignore all these pages"" even if a month later I'll be back in it." @Grey_IsTrue I ended up throwing away most of my old issues but in like 2008 or so I found a eBay listing of the entire year of 1998 issues mint with posters so I grabbed that in a heartbeat and I still have them 🥰 @miss_nikola hmmmmm I'll need a strap 🤔 @Lord_Kristine Congrats! 💕 "@sistawendy @liddytronic It definitely helps, though if rolling itself doesn't do much for you I'd recommended skipping molly entirely" I have really fond memories of going to like the grocery store with my dad and grabbing an issue of NP. Never occurred to me to ask for a subscription. https://t.co/bGQQ241gSS "Nintendo Power, and for my fondest years of reading it I never even had a subscription!" @caraesten That wasn't my first issue (mine was the one with Banjo-Kazooie on the cover) but I actually found the issue you're talking about used in a gaming store just a few years later so I actually own it lol The parts about the Virtual Boy felt like I had discovered some artifact @liddytronic Because molly rocks my tits lol @liddytronic Luckily not as bad as that. I've experienced that twice and I'm relatively equipped to handle it lol I woke up this morning feeling like I'd never be able to feel joy again. I'm feeling a tiny bit better but holy shit wtf was that "@acvalens @benjanun_s If there was a magical country that was perfect and immune to fascism, they wouldn't as a rule take a bunch of refugees from the country where all the sick people come from. They wouldn't anyway, but covid should make this even easier to understand for Americans." oh to be a kitty sleeping in a sunbeam https://t.co/5af3TExGqJ @lunch__bug These pictures are so cute! 🥰 @FinalBossFemme Omg I'm glad you're okay! 💕💕💕💕 @notstupidgaycat Congrats! 💕 @trgrrl https://t.co/vLjUOJ1CrV @Kaelyrhn Extremely @Kaelyrhn Hasbro also owns both Hot Wheels and Matchbox lol @Kaelyrhn It is. Go-Bots have been owned by Hasbro for decades now @OneLameShark Saaaaaaame it's two of my favorite Transformers things 🥰 If the Botropolis pack doesn't have Crasher we riot https://t.co/U1eNtJnmic @OneLameShark Ooooooh that makes sense! I nearly forgot about that lol There's apparently still a ton of Headmaster characters they could put in a Dominus set but might I suggest these weird friends? https://t.co/lwCKQv2OyP @OneLameShark First one? You mean the TR set I referenced or is one of the sets in the screenshot I shared actually out? I assume they're like 3 or 4 packs but I dunno "Getting some ""Chaos on Velocitron"" vibes from those set names" These sound extremely intriguing https://t.co/2DfQZCb9zZ @Sparx_x_x Holy shit congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @lukewarmdeer @OzmaRacc well shit I had to get the awesome surgeon that didn't requite that 🙃 Ross's Game Dungeon playing Sonic Heroes feels wrong to me holy shit really? I had forgotten!! well no wonder we need giant ones!!! https://t.co/kajpd0v0mZ I swear the second I think I have my pussy mapped out it goes all you know nothing jon snow at me imagine if we had these babies back during the skeleton wars @SnortingEstrace always "@hmsnofun same god, same" Whatever anime filter people keep using seems to suck lol @nyaakat OMG THAT'D BE SO CUTE @drmistercody He literally cannot even be bothered to pretend to sell dirt to the poor @Q3w3e3 Mindless Celf Rndulgence @caraesten me last december @vexwerewolf I do no such thing @LambChopInPamps Clearly I'm big kid 😤 "@UnWhitestWhite Yes, trans women commonly have 0 testosterone." @CutieRonwon Oh maybe I have no idea lol "We hadv THREE Star Treks, Stargate, Babylon 5, Andromeda, Farscape, Lexx..." @AssembledGhost Yeah so I've heard lol How did the 90's support this many goddamn sci-fi shows Just found out I had been confusing Babylon 5 and Andromeda for... decades now? Haven't watched either. I'm looking up pictures of Andromeda and I have no memory of any of this. @JenApparently I've sworn by them for years! They improve a display so much! @emarl_ A man after my own heart "Also like my HeroQuest pre-order is listing a shipping cost which seems to imply my Premium subscription will be ending before it charges, but I have no idea where to check it." @SnortingEstrace oh god was it that bad living there? D: I know they want me to be confused so that I over-spend. It's wonderful being in capitalism and needing to guard myself like this constantly. "God I really wish Hasbro Pulse's orders page on your personal account listed WHEN each preorder is shipping. You can't even click the order then click the item in the order (it's not a link). You have to click the order, then go find the item in the store..." @HaileyAdamsXXX Same! He got gray 😭 "Is most of my interest in this game due to this bearded man? Yes. Does that matter? I dunno, maybe? I don't really care." (that's a new video from him about this new board game) "@StebMcDreb You weren't thinking of that video, but you were thinking of that man. I linked a new video from him about this new boardgame" @HaileyAdamsXXX same 😭💕💕💕 The only opinion on all this I'll listen to: https://t.co/KdgczqW9ZU @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggg thank you Daddy >/////< THE BEST THING ABOUT HERO QUEST IS IT'S COMING BACK https://t.co/0sI0rmP19i @QueenStodge https://t.co/xG2KKjhPdg you ever just have one of those days where you need your daddy to cum in you but daddy is far away 😭 "@jennplusplus @CaseyExplosion flip table, stop game" @QueenStodge p e t r o l r a b b i t s https://t.co/2QLP6lVqpF @CaseyExplosion tablestop game @viragoergosum I told you! It's the best! "@CaseyExplosion @MagsVisaggs Yeah I noticed my taste in soda completely switched. I used to love Dr. Pepper, now I'm an orange soda girl." This was a few days ago that I took this picture but I was really surprised to see this much stock of 3D All-Stars given they were sold out on Amazon https://t.co/5wv1VqMKAw @lucashoal I've read that too but I can't find a primary source for it. @trgrrl PEW PEW ZAP @lucashoal Yeah the game sucks so hard it's no wonder they're trying to entice people into playing I feel like what I did (which was complete [1st place too fwiw] the first cup in what I'm pretty sure is one of the limited time cups for this event) should be enough? I participated. Some folks are saying you can skip this mission but I don't know where they're getting that info "Searching for an answer online leads me to a lot of players who are also confused. - You don't get a checkmark for this mission until the 29th, but the event ends today - No one knows if ""participate"" means log in, play a single cup, beat them all...?" This game is kind of a confusopoly & I have no idea if I've done the requirements or not. I've read that I might not see a checkmark saying I've done it until the 29th (this event ends today). What is the Super Mario Kart Tour? Just like... play Mario Kart Tour during the event? https://t.co/KW0vdaKpYC @trgrrl Good luck! :3 @SnortingEstrace I love how that rant of hers sounds exactly like someone who doesn't understand what they're talking about @SnortingEstrace okay yeah that doesn't surprise me "I never said I'd be trying to pierce myself lol, but thank you all for the advice." 100 stars! Only 20 left to go! #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EOLm1fOeuh "Given that the old normal might never be coming back, my original plan of going to a piercing shop to get my septum piercing might not be possible. I wonder how hard it would be to do at home?" I'm sorry being able to upgrade a character's digitigrade feet to be more saurian might be the coolest fucking thing Transformers has ever done My main issue with Kingdom at this point is that it won't have 3 times the toys that it does @Canageek Start with where you live/were born/moved around when you were a kid and work outward. Like I only really lived in western states my whole life so east of the Mississippi I get lost But no not all of us can name them all without looking it up or know where they all are on a map. A lot of us can though! Because it's only 1/3rd of the Gen I Pokedex @little_lizzie22 Hence why I said NEED :P @CaseyExplosion OMG YOU HAVE A COW AVATAR NOW THAT'S SO CUTE!!! Twitch always runs like shit on my internet I'm sorry I'm never there watching 😭 "50 is only a big number if you have to list them all out, a skill that none of us need" "The same why I or any other Pokemon fan might not be able to rattle off all 900 Pokemon without looking them up, but when we hear a Pokemon name we know that's one of them." @Mokiawa @vexwerewolf Two vertical rows of 3 each right along my crotch "@hmsnofun does your tongue then unfurl out of your mouth before you roll it back up and start shouting ""awooga"" too because same" @AdequateEmily I've been feeling this way a lot too :/ @hmsnofun it's really true I'm continually astounded by this @litterboxhex @westcoastqueer Omg it looks so cozy! 💕 why do you think I'm sleeping naked in the first place He designed my favorite Star Wars alien! 😭 @MommyBlakesFeet I mean I figure you already know I'd be on my knees @Monicaaaaaah I feel like this picture could be an egg cracking trigger @AylaKismet Hell yes! 💕💕💕 "@AliKat309 @MommyBlakesFeet excuses, excuses" @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX hot 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX I have a Unicron coming next year (ordered is last year)! You can HAVE my virginity! @HaileyAdamsXXX but I want you to have it Daddy >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX aw heck I gave you mine for free 😳 @sleepykitten99 @TrexPushups Amazon! https://t.co/zMytcq8iDM @sleepykitten99 @TrexPushups I thought so too! @TulipaBuneary He does!!! @liddytronic woooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh :o also that nug should be the macguffin in a stoner comedy it's fucking massive @QueenStodge fair THE WAY HE'S HOLDING THE FLAMETHROWER holy shit i fucking lost it looking at this I never really watched the Mario Bros cartoon but I love Bowser so much I'm willing to get every weird variant of him. Wanna get that upcoming official Dry Bowser too I bought a knockoff King Koopa stuffie and I love him https://t.co/ZoFy3aiLK3 @Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb hello how many arms do you have @tinybird420 Looks fine to me! Better than mine and I don't worry too much about mine too often. I haven't played the game myself but that is almost a decade of dedication to something that has every right to exist and that's tragic. we've lost so much in 2020 😔 @hmsnofun 2020 keeping sucking in ways I never see coming @JessicaCyboid it really looks like poo daddy wtf @okbillybunny It's neat that there's a dating app for us sapphics at least @okbillybunny ... welp @okbillybunny I hate how much of an afterthought we are to non-queers @HaileyAdamsXXX @TheDevilFaeself @acvalens I mean I kinda wanna watch it now 👀 @joffeorama omg @joffeorama and then disney buys facebook and then we get articles speculating on if mario will be in avengers 6 Aw HELL yeah Vinny's playing Thinkin' Things 2! I spent so many hours playing that as a kid! https://t.co/kPjWeywVfO @SnortingEstrace damn that microsoft purchase worked fast "@JenApparently I feel like even as a fan of the more feminine Arcee, we now have about as perfect version of her as we could hope to get at mass retail. I think the TR design philosophy should be explored more." @Grey_IsTrue Has Trump ever complained about us? I feel like that's the indicator here lol "I don't mean to direct my ire at Jim Henson studios because I realize that's kinda fucked up of me but like, the first movie was 2 hours. I would've liked this story to be complete, now it never will be." "I thought it was a one and done miniseries Hey maybe if you have a show with puppets (aka guaranteed exorbitantly expensive) based around a movie that originally tanked, don't assume you're gonna get multiple seasons? Just a thought." @VitoriaFaria27 I still plan to I didn't realize it was unfinished what the fuck I was planning on watching it @FangedKitten @HaileyAdamsXXX Update your bio then :P How did anyone ever find the spoons to floss before they invented those floss toothpick things "@FangedKitten @HaileyAdamsXXX Here you go! (And before you ask, Hailey, this is a mutual of mine who's 23) https://t.co/YzigkXtCAR" @Vangelus @TheLocalBard Is my dream of making a Cybertron with all the bases since Metroplex a possibility? @StebMcDreb @Noitalfin @Bloopsy21 yesssss oh gosh babe 😍💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX I guess we'll have to gosh! >////< @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX h*ck 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX I've always wanted to do porn but I didn't know if that tiny photoset counted 😭🤟💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh my goddess I have done porn 😳 @bimbobunni420 Yep! And his Headmasters can ride him if recall @DiemTF I have not but now I kinda want to omg Sideway's Headmasters look like Headmasters by way of Majora's Incarnation https://t.co/5vkXgq9nJv I literally said in response out loud: Wow I will never be one tenth as cool as any one of those kids. A few days ago while in town we saw a group of skater kids that consisted of FIVE skater girls and ONE skater boy and I'm just saying I think the kids might be alright. "@MaiaFranklyn BUT WHAT IF HE WAS, MAIA DARE TO DREAM" "@MaiaFranklyn There ARE some key joints he's kinda missing, but as a bot from that era he's incredible." @TheEpicDewback Yep! Complete with balls! "@Lilith_Bites Sure but they'll never do that in the ""adult"" collector line" https://t.co/Lk07LR8WL1 My favorite Transformers series: Beast Wars and Animated All my fellow fans: Unicron Trilogy and Prime tho! 🙃🙃🙃 (I love you all 💕) UT fans coming to remind me how neglected they feel I get it! I really do! I know you have no frame of reference for this but imagine you had to wait like 10 more years for UT to get any love & when it finally happens all the RiD kiddos are 20-somethings demanding their time lol After that: Unicron Trilogy Transformers Generations: The Beast Saga: - Beast Wars (include Transmetals and Fuzors - Neo (include characters from Neo and II) - Beast Machines (maybe sprinkle in some G1 robot characters since it's been a while and Cybertron has to become a balance of both) @MaiaFranklyn I'm not saying I don't want a return to UT :P @vexwerewolf Oh that's *good* Like I'm all for giving the Unicron Trilogy an actual trilogy! Just wait you're turn :P UT fans circling like vultures. I'm a 90's kid who's been waiting for her return to Beast Wars for 14 years of collecting!!! It's my turn dammit!!! https://t.co/XdpMhs01EJ "UNICRON TRILOGY CAN COME NEXT, CHILDREN LET ME HAVE THIS" "There's definitely enough characters for it and while there's been a fair bit of BW love over the years, most of the characters haven't gotten toys since the 90's, especially if you include Neo and II (as I think they should)." Honestly I hope the next trilogy of Transformers lines is just three Beast Wars lines in a row @QueenStodge Yeah because he's the bad guy I'll take 10 @SteampunkPenny HE REALLY IS A BOOGER "@SpaceKingBobby That's because he's new. Not yet released, in fact." oh my god primal decapitated this poor helpless predacon to make his mace https://t.co/pmUkb6GDlb @OzmaRacc I gotcha. Hopefully my teasing wasn't too much 💕 @Azure_Husky Probably a good idea 💕 I'll definitely miss you 💕 @HenryWHall Kinda! Omg he's HIDEOUS I love him!!! 💕💕💕 @BlackstoneMASK Cheating? @OzmaRacc There'd be hearts in my eyes Honestly you say you're no good at romance at yet :P @ClaraAloevera goals @ZJemptv It's a good one tho @NLRG_ look I'll never turn down an opportunity to be a pedant at you "Mario 64 is complete horse shit despite how much I love it example 3,842:" @NLRG_ fair :P @NLRG_ Technically heroin is also only dangerous in excessive amounts :P @StillYourGhost I have an Earth-11 Batwoman figure somewhere. Always loved that look @ProfaneAnnalist @deathpigeon Omg last time I played it I didn't yet realize I was agender so this is a really awesome revelation @ProfaneAnnalist @deathpigeon Wait does that mean The Knight is nonbinary or agender? "@ProfaneAnnalist @deathpigeon Ah, that makes sense" @deathpigeon Yeah I had a strong suspicion but I didn't want to lead you astray based on limited understanding. That's cool! "@deathpigeon I'm not up to date on every bit of lore, but there's a character sometimes referred to as The Gendered Child which for me at least made me think most of the bugs in that game are probably non-binary. You should really play it!" @HenryWHall @Kalindlara Also true! Just no knowing how long that will take "@Kalindlara Use BrickLink! Sellers are gonna be gutting these sets for unique parts whether you buy from them or not, and you're effectively buying these pieces used at that point." "@PhyrexianThot ""Three for me, none for you!""" @ZJemptv Same. That feeling of laying on my hair is the worst lol @ExistentialEnso omg I hope so 😭💕 "@TimonicWulfgar I got VERY close to a game over. For some reason I was having a lot of trouble with Bowser in the Dark World's red coins and I got to *0 lives* I put the system to sleep out of frustration and then many hours later I came back, took it very slow & started collecting lives again" @TimonicWulfgar It's literally just 24 years of memorization. But it's the most ridiculous game to memorize. The brain space I'm wasting on this lol @ExistentialEnso I'm a few days into trying prog rectally and I swear I'm noticing a bit of breast growth too but I'm trying to assume I'm seeing things lol Can't possibly be that fast right >.> @VoicesOfViolet It absolutely does not. I play it solely for nostalgia and nothing more. Sliding surfaces in this game always punish you WAY too hard. hey maybe fuck this game #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/XBPzturKt4 @JuliaFtacek oh no D: 100% done with the main floor and basement levels. Just upstairs left to go! #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WmX7qeQNan @ThyLunarPaladin Gravity's the weakest of all the fundamental forces! @Monicaaaaaah I might know a bottom is all >.> @Monicaaaaaah wait you're a top 👀 "I guess I'm a centrist on the whole ""social darwinism is really rad"" vs ""everyone is my ally"" debate Though again no idea how they got there lol" "It almost looked like they realized they weren't being enough of a self-parody of themselves so Robert swerved into his eugenics shtick and Peter swerved into their ""look we gotta reach across the aisle to literally everyone, casualties be damned"" out of nowhere" Like they're both playing their respective shitty parts I just don't get how the topic swerve happened https://t.co/T5SNt5rzSc I really shouldn't have looked up what that Peter C*ffin/Film Robert argument because now I'm just frustrated not being able to understand wtf even happened. Like they switch from debating whether or not it's cool to say China owns us to whether or not people can change(???) "You know what I'd really love to see R.E.D. figures for? Characters that don't make sense to release as transforming figures. Like Sari Sumdac or any other number of human characters, the various animal robots in the Bay movies, etc" "Given that this would contribute to like my third G1 shelf display I really can't justify getting these. But like, if I saw Megs or Soundwave in the wild I might not be able to resist >.>" @FoldableHuman wow... he really was a party dude It took a few years but I'm glad I finally found my fairy ✨💕 @EWrangler did... did Rauru pierce Link's ears while he slept...? "Looking back I think the ""boy without a fairy"" premise definitely spoke to a young trans girl like me." "My problem won't so much be whether or not to get the new Volcanicus, but which version to keep in combined mode and which to keep in dinosaur mode. The new one looks better in so many ways." "@MOOMANiBE I know when I'm looking for something and finally find it I will sometimes say ""Ah, here we go""" Fucking hell I forgot I could decide who can reply to my threads. If I'm really gonna do a discourse I can't forget that next time. "I have no doubt the woman loved the idea, but this is a guy who feels really compelled to show off how awesome he thinks he is with his relationship." "This was a man's idea, I can promise you" Anxiety and a lack of interest in both hiking and pissing contests "Whatever boogeyman you think is going to use this acceptance to invade our spaces (again, it's ALL REPACKAGED TERF SHIT) can be dealt with on a person by person basis. Don't use hypotheticals as weapons against your fellow queers." "Queer exclusionist rhetoric is always watered-down TERF rhetoric and at any point can be repurposed to suit TERF needs. That's not me calling you names, that's a fellow queer trying to warn to you get out and save yourself while you still can." "The thread that I saw seemed to focus on the idea that lesbians cannot like men and men can't be lesbians. Gender is more complicated than that, but anecdotally at least me and my fellow bi/pan lesbians are very, VERY rarely talking about lusting after cis dudes. It's all queer." I'm just gonna mute this thread now BEFORE I see whatever discourse I've brought to my notifications. "This particular utterly bizarre alignment of beliefs might be the most confusing, self-defeating and obnoxious in the queer corners of this hellsite." "To any they/them lesbians who have an issue with bi/pan lesbians: Every bi/pan lesbian I know accepts that gender isn't a binary, many of us ARE ALREADY ONE OF YOU, and the exclusionists you're allying with do not support you and will turn on you the second they get the chance." Why does that hole suck you out? There's no reason for that. "Getting to 96 coins and then getting sucked out of the submarine escape doorway or whatever is bad game design, full stop." Aiming Bowser in Mario 64 has never been intuitive or fun "@_PheebsAD I had to make that mental switch too, it's gonna be okay" @_PheebsAD I mean just pretend it's a star you can only get with a cap switch you can't unlock like in Dire Dire Docks or Big Boo's Haunt @_PheebsAD same lol @_PheebsAD You gotta defeat Bowser in the fire sea first I forgot too lol @RaeGun2k Yay she's about to transition :3 @OzmaRacc There are times I seriously think unqueer folks just give being queer a try every now and then. Might help them with *gestures* all that "@lunch__bug It's always ""Yeah but THIS particular trans woman is the fucking devil""" @miss_nikola omg one of those tattoos is a goal of mine too 🥵 @RajelAran @dido_va I think the footage is tool assisted @QueenStodge friendship with TR Scourge ended @QueenStodge oh my god he's perfect 😍😍😍 gals bein pals @emilyvdw The term cancel has lost all meaning It's like SJW ...aren't there supposed to be poles I can jump to? #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4dOVdqd667 "Oh wait the blue switch is near the entrance, perfect!" I did a quick Google for how many coins were in the pyramid before I jumped in and the total included 2 blue coins that I can't find RIP I... I can't find anymore coins #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ds8wmUz9Mu wow wall kicks really WILL work "I'm gonna just mute that misgendering thread at 400 >.> I SWEAR I don't intend for any of my tweets to get popular. I wish I could say I'm doing this on purpose, but hopefully the stress all the attention has been giving me lately proves otherwise lol" Did you hurt your trans friend's feelings? Possibly! It kinda depends. If they've been out as trans for a while they might be used to it. But you'll never be able to undo that hurt. Closest you'll get is making sure it doesn't happen again. They're your friend for a reason. @ThatHeckinRobin Yep. And I've been there! It's a hard lesson to learn. But the fair thing to do is just let yourself feel that embarrassment and move on. "I get that misgendering someone you care about stings. A lot. You know what also stings? Being misgendered by strangers. Daily. I'm sorry you're embarrassed and ashamed. But I got lots of that of my own to deal with. No time/spoons to sooth yours. It's okay, you got this." I fully believe that you really feel bad & that the slip of the tongue doesn't reflect how your heart feels. I mean that kinda has to be the case otherwise why the over-apologizing? But what matters way more is ACTION. Make it up to us by making that misgendering a rarity. "So like, even if your heart is in the right place it still makes us uncomfortable" "And I'm saying this as someone who, during one of the few times I met a trans woman in person when I was an egg, misgendered her then apologized profusely (probably making her uncomfortable!) because deep down I WANTED TO BE HER. HER GENDER BEING REAL WAS IMPORTANT TO ME TOO." "Cis people: if you misgender a trans person, correct yourself & move on. PLEASE don't dwell on over-apologizing. I really can't fully convey how uncomfortable that makes a lot of us If you didn't notice until after the moment's past, for me at least I'd still rather just move on" @SolientArt @ann_arcana I'm not having fun with this game anymore @SolientArt @ann_arcana Well you're also playing dumb so fair's fair :P @SolientArt @ann_arcana It's a bit like saying Breath of the Wild is a first person shooter @diomadcat That was why my dream was so stressful and depressing. If I'm not mistaken I don't think there's really rules for what to do next. Without having time to vote again I guess making Harris be the nominee makes sense? @SolientArt @ann_arcana That's not a 3D platformer? Like you don't have to pick a favorite 3D platformer but I'm just confused why you went there lol @viragoergosum YOU'RE nice! 💕 @HallahHyena You're so welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 🥰💕💕💕 "@ann_arcana @SolientArt For 2D platformers, sure, but that's a different genre" @ann_arcana 3D platformers are literally my favorite genre lol "lol I had a dream that Biden died Like my brain was clearly thinking ""You know what would make this year even more depressing?""" @joffeorama PERFECT @ireneista That was @NireBryce @vidthekid There's only 120 @tamazonx THANK YOU 💕💕💕💕 Mario 64 is legitimately a chore but I've memorized it to the point that once I get back into the groove I just blast through it. I would strongly discourage anyone from playing it lol OOOH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/NnZ1EQlA1j OMG I NEED THIS TOY DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF IT??? "@joffeorama @trgrrl Oh that's not when I started HRT, just when I came out. I didn't start HRT until June 2017" @Kaelyrhn @chibikonatsu @LostNotAtSea Yep it's an artist rendition of Kanto "@Monicaaaaaah Oh heck I should've used that one! I have such vivid memories renting it from Blockbuster and then eventually buying it used from Electronics Boutique (the gold cart, no less!)" I grew up here https://t.co/7nVrWNmyYS @Notactuallysmol heck /)//////(\ @trgrrl A chronic case @trgrrl I came out just over *two months* before the 2016 election lol @Notactuallysmol Thank you you're too sweet 😭💕💕💕 @Notactuallysmol AAAAAAA I'M BLUSHING GOSH 💕💕💕 @emmasspace35 Perfect! Thank you 💕 @Uber_Anne That definitely rings a bell lemme try different stars Where the hell is the koopa shell on Lethal Lava Land? It's like the only reliable way to get 100 coins but I forgot where it is This is the first time Biden has ever made me smile Okay this is legitimately funny wow L really was real #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ovsZwEzdyf @TimonicWulfgar Second coming maybe? lol watching a vaatividya video for his soothing voice and no other reason "@miss_nikola It's such a surreal feeling! Good, but surreal >.>" @AsilionFeo @Fluxom_Art gosh 🥵 @VampirsTTG @hmsnofun that's... better? than the Wii version I guess? Had to mute a couple popular threads today. Too few spoons to deal with that much attention. @MagsVisaggs mood @hmsnofun I haven't tried Galaxy on the Switch yet (wanna make my way through 64 and Sunshine first). I was hoping beyond hope they'd just map the waggle onto regular controls :/ @TempestaRubida I don't think it would be double in both cases. I dunno We get paid criminally low wages and console manufacturers (and countless other companies) abuse the global south even harder than they abuse us to make it seem like that $10 you made in an hour can stretch farther than it really should be able to. "Like, either we're underpaid and NONE of us can afford a console, or we get paid a fair wage & consoles wouldn't be a measly $500 Sony & Microsoft make these things at a loss for the first few years We're in this weird artificial limbo where money isn't worth what it should be" "I remember reading a tweet a while back that was saying that next gen consoles should cost like 1k or more AND OUR WAGES SHOULD BE SUCH THAT THAT ISN'T A BIG DEAL. Not only are we underpaid, but we've been lied to about the value of a dollar itself." @TulipaBuneary Exactly! @dead_girly I dunno! But I'll be interested in seeing what story development would cause them to add black to their identity! (I dunno when that'll happen and I'm patient but I still couldn't wait to share with y'all hehe) (also excited to have my fursona guest in one of the comics 👀) OMG it was such a surprise to find these two in my mailbox! Thank you @raethedoe @olivebrinker!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/oVAcUZFL7k @HenryWHall Yeah before the industry agreed on a set price in the early 00's it was definitely the wild west. But I haven't done the math to figure out how much games like that in the 90's were relative to wages? Regardless having $70 be the STANDARD price now is a lot. @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I think I might've undershot my price range. Minimum wage should be more like $25 @HaileyAdamsXXX That's understandable! Just being in the same room with you would be nice if that's okay 🥰 @LambChopInPamps RIGHT??? Suddenly a lot of work feels worth actually fucking doing at that price. Btw that's not me defending $70 games necessarily. But your wages should have increased in the almost 20 year since games agreed on the $60 price point. It SHOULD be a moot point. (It's sort of like if next gen games were just $35) "Hey Gamers, imagine if the minimum wage was closer to $20 like it should be. Suddenly $70 base price for next gen games doesn't really sound that bad, does it?" @HaileyAdamsXXX You'll get to! @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I wanna snuggle with you while you play video games 😭💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX We have two PS4s here and a copy of Spider-Man! @HenryWHall I'm so mad I missed God Neptune. I had forgotten that they don't charge right away for pre-orders like that so I really should have just secured one dammit. (I too have a Unicron coming tho lol) "@HaileyAdamsXXX @1146_goat_north Between everyone at the house sharing games, new games will end up at the ranch, don't worry." And if you think I'm cheating with this comparison: Remember that next gen games are likely gonna be $70 https://t.co/EltUNjk0Fq "@HaileyAdamsXXX If you liked the good guys, then yes Autobot was the answer :P" "@HaileyAdamsXXX There were no Autobots in Beast Wars, hon *pats*" Talk about a glowup! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/IDZz0pdzIL @TheLiegeDecado @The_Macula Predacon is merely the name we give Maximals so they don't get the wrong idea~ Yessssss we're winning >:D "Like I don't mean ""We'll carefully place this donor uterus good for one (1) baby, then carefully remove it after baby is born"" I mean I should just be able to get knocked up" It's 20-fucking-20 not only should I be able to get pregnant I should be able to do it on fucking accident @SammyRainbowCat My dad visited my dreams for years and years after he died. It's real. "I, uh, can't seem to hold a baby without crying. Val is wonderful and really cute 💕" @winocm @narylis Just the regular micronized oral pill can be taken as a suppository though? Just got to see @Captain_V_Smith for the first time in almost a year! Her mom adopted one of our puppies so it was a nice visit of puppy time and I got to meet her 4-month-old baby Val who was adorable omg 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX YESSSSS 😍😍😍 @DykeDemonic Look for dirt roads that got all washboard-y 👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgghhhhhh yes Daddy >////< (Incidentally the whole pointing a different direction than a dick think is why washing machines and bumpy roads can be so much fun for vulva owners 👀👀👀) @georges852 @AyrenTheWolf I don't think that happened to me when I had balls but I can't fucking remember lol @ann_arcana They got rid of my balls when they gave me a pussy so I feel like I had a very specific and uncommon experience but for what it's worth: Not having balls ROCKS "Ah, good to know! https://t.co/RgBhGONNOd" @AyrenTheWolf It IS lol Yeah it's sounding like micronized is a pill that kinda looks like it's made of smooth plastic (that's the kind I have and I can definitely take it rectally) and non-micronized looks more like a normal pill? https://t.co/12uy0ySgPk "Sorry, I should have specified I meant the bioidentical kind. https://t.co/q0w297zrhF" "@toxithot Kind of American football shaped, actually..." @toxithot Same! Just realized while sitting down that I don't remember where my dick and balls went while sitting? Look I know I wasn't sitting ON them but a vulva points a different direction than a dick so I guess my brain dumped all those memories lol "@mode_view ""Weird""? Weird way to spell ""trans"" :P" @mode_view How are you so good at trans shitposting lol "I'm pretty sure progesterone only comes in one kind of pill (or, if there are multiple kinds, they all can be taken rectally). Can anyone else confirm?" @Lyra_Lavender I'm pretty sure it doesn't work with every kind of pill. But the way they make prog pills it works! "@HouseholdWheel @XplodingTurtle7 @Marcdachamp He's in IDW's The Gathering (as are nearly all the toy exclusive characters). If I recall correctly, like I said he ended up as a protoform somehow" @XplodingTurtle7 @Marcdachamp @HouseholdWheel In fact I think Grimlock got repurposed into a protoform? So maybe same deal with Soundwave. Both of them are toy exclusive characters though so it's kinda fuzzy. "@XplodingTurtle7 @Marcdachamp @HouseholdWheel I mean Ravage and Grimlock were in Beast Wars. Unless there's a specific line about Soundwave dying (which it's been many years, it's possible I forgot), he would've ended up in the Beast Wars just like most G1 characters did: Time travel." "@Lyra_Lavender I don't know what you mean by the second sentence, but literally just put the oral pills up your butt. I like to get them wet first and others have said a bit of lube can help, as well as poking a hole in them to help with dissolving (though I haven't needed to)." "I've been on HRT for over 3 years & while there's been a lot of changes I've loved & I definitely feel like the woman I am, b/c a good year or more of that was struggling with E in pill form (which my liver was fucking up), I feel like there still could be a lot of change to come" I feel like I'm in a really great place with my HRT - No balls - E injections - Finally started taking progesterone rectally I'm doing all the things I've heard can maximize how your body changes. Here's hoping! "@QueenStodge But you know given how often cis people will say complete bullshit they invented about us with total confidence, I wouldn't be that shocked if he doesn't know what T blockers even are." @QueenStodge My guess is he either doesn't know or refuses to believe that all trans women in competitive sports take T blockers. "Just having an actual spine & conviction in his unwavering beliefs would be nice For him, at least. Maybe. For us it'll be fun to watch him deal with dysphoria and waning strength while he's forced to deal with the fact that he was being a fucking ignorant bigot this whole time" @MsBdUnicorn https://t.co/NMr9OCMYH6 "Or, you know, just actually fucking researches this shit and stops rattling off whatever bullshit he thinks surely must be true based on his inherent transphobia. That works too! But given that it's looking that that'll never happen, he shouldn't be afraid to prove all this." "Seriously, J*e R*gan is no longer allowed to claim were superhuman T-fueled monsters until he puts his money where his mouth is and goes on T blockers." Need cis people to understand that trans women on HRT (which is a requirement in all sports we complete in) have lower T than cis women And no our bodies can't hold onto that strength after years of HRT Let's put R*gan on T blockers if he's so convinced it won't affect strength I'm happy with the vagina I have! But this tweet isn't going in their collection. Because of course it's not. "But I know transphobes have a whole library of screenshots of me talking about all the different minor complications I had (seriously they could have been so much worse, I got lucky), and how gross healing from genital surgery can be in the first few months." "Usually I decided to share what I could because A) I needed to vent and B) I feel it's important for other trans people to hear this stuff, both to mentally prepare for what can happen and to know they're not alone if it does happen to them." "That was the internal battle I faced whenever I debated talking about complications with my surgery. All surgeries have a risk of complication! But transphobes act like if your results aren't perfect after like a day of healing (impossible, btw) it means you ruined your body." @mode_view @Calliethulhu I do all the time! Watch: 😳🥺🥵 @OzmaRacc That's the only way to have boy/girl sex imo 😤 @Calliethulhu Gosh I'll say 😍 "@norintha Oh but when I said earlier Voldemort was defeated by rules lawyering that wasn't even what I meant! It'll be ""easier"" to explain it in person though lol" "@ineffabelle Some folks do both of those things, but so far I haven't needed to?" "@norintha There are 7 horcruxes and she paced everything so shittily that one of them is found out about, found, then destroyed by ACCIDENT all in the same chapter, late in book 7. It's a mess." "@norintha Kinda, but these facts aren't mentioned until the 6th book (out of 7). There is a diary that book 2 deals heavily with that's meant to be a horcrux, but it's obvious that was a retcon." @palaverous_rex If her making it up as she went was the only issue in tl her entire body of work I wouldn't have a problem with it either. @ineffabelle I'm not sure what kind of prep you mean? I just got a pill wet and pushed it in gently @A_Wet_Duck3 Twitter is really good at filtering out comments made by shitty people. Not sure if it's like based on how recently they made their accounts or whatever but I didn't see the in my notifications. It was you that alerted me to it :P Don't feel bad though 💕 @HallahHyena I'm glad it holds up! I'm good have to sit down and re-read it too! @LorelaiMerri It bypasses the liver! @RayraySugarbutt Okay definitely not the focal point here but I love your dress! "@lunch__bug I get why people used to call you Jessica, but this seems especially silly." @Nymphomachy Sometimes series made by not very good creators get massively popular. George Lucas and Star Wars is a fantastic example. The original edit of A New Hope was by all accounts a disaster. The next two movies he didn't even direct. Lucky accidents like that happen. "@ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn Yeah at least with Rowling, despite her writing often being the kind of stuff days later you ""Hang on..."" in the moment at least it's enjoyable to read and easy to get into." @maegodhavemercy That's awesome lol @Kaelyrhn lol yeah personally I think Tolkien's writing style is a slog to get through "@Tuplet I maintain that it feels like it'd be a fun universe to visit. I mean, if it wasn't for so much shit threatening to ruin one's enjoyment lol" "@Kaelyrhn Second favorite film for me, but I remember liking it because it took so many liberties with the story and didn't adhere slavishly to the book, much like my first favorite, Prisoner of Azkaban" "Before she went mask off as a transphobe, all of these issues individually might not be enough to ruin the series (I mean, aside from the racism...), but this is death by a thousand cuts. And then right at the end someone poured lemon juice (transphobia) on said cuts." "(Btw this is by no means am exhaustive list. The queerbaiting with Dumbledore comes to mind, as does the pacing of the overall series with not even mentioning Horcruxes until the 6th book, very obviously making it up as she went despite the supposed boxes of notes. I could go on)" "I saw a bunch of ones about Mario that seemed to be lying, at least on desktop? Maybe this is a mobile thing?" Holy shit it actually works. I thought these tweets were just trolling? #AlwaysProud "@JazzieJaz93 Yeah the 7th film is kind of a slog. It sucks you couldn't make it to the 8th one. It's like 90% an epic battle in the school, assuming one still cares at all about the world and characters, it's admittedly a really fun time." That's not to say there's something wrong with you if you still like the series. I'm just pushing back against the narrative that we all invented issues with her stories as a post hoc justification after learning she was a transphobe. Nothing could be further from the truth. She's always been an author who writes ten times the words she needs to say something not that terribly interesting or profound. Much like Lucas her biggest talent was interesting world building. That's her legacy. Even if she never became transphobic. I think the closest you can get to giving Rowling's work credit as decent stories are with the first 3 HP books Aka the books before editors stopped doing their job thinking that she could do no wrong Goblet was okay? And then the last 3 were just increasing levels of tedious "@annaRoseShadow Yeah it's gonna need a solid decade of falling out of favor with the public before that theme park is replaced, even if nearly everyone was on board with moving on from the series." @selahmorrigan That too! "Even if Rowling hadn't ended up being a massive transphobe, the series would still be on life support. It would be very similar to how it felt pre-2012, when the assumption was no one would be allowed to fix Star Wars until Lucas died. That'd be the BEST case scenario here." "This is a bit like if George Lucas suddenly came out as having terrible, bigoted opinions ""Well, he made the prequels & technically didn't even direct Empire or Jedi so it's not like I was singing his praises for years now"" With Rowling her fall from grace just happened quicker" "Rowling being a TERF was the last straw But even if that was the 1st straw, even if just a few months ago we all suddenly started arguing all these points about how weak her stories were retroactively: - She's. A. Bigot. - Our criticisms aren't wrong? Wanna defend FB, CC, etc?" "Then the Cursed Child came out. I've never gone near the thing because IMMEDIATELY every fan I knew was warning everyone how awful it was. Then Fantastic Beasts came out. I knew some fans that thought it was okay, but most people said it was terrible. FB2 was even worse." "[cw rowling] Speaking as a former HP fan, the first disappoinment was the last book. It was paced horribly and Voldemort was defeated by rules lawyering. Then years went by and more and more of us started to notice the racism. Cho Chang, the goblins, house elves, etc." "@NewGenderWhoDis I mean for me the constipation almost got bad, but staying on a miralax + fiber supplement regimen helped immensely." @Tuplet Means shoving it up one's butt @NewGenderWhoDis I know this pain and I'm so sorry x.x @arthur_affect I don't understand how people forgot how terrible Fantastic Beasts and Cursed Child was. I don't know how anyone hasn't looked back on even the core series and realized as an anti-fascism story it falls embarrassingly short. Her being a TERF was simply the last straw. It's so weird because I had them again but immediately after waking up I can't remember a single detail. This thread just keeps going jesus christ @mode_view @somedumbbinch Awwww thank you 💕 @somedumbbinch @mode_view wow gay~ @mode_view @somedumbbinch gosh >/////> @somedumbbinch @mode_view 😳😳😳 @winocm Yeah I've kinda been wasting my time until now lol @winocm It didn't for me orally "I think I'm feeling a bit of a the progesterone hornt, but said progesterone has made me too drowsy to do anything about it" @somedumbbinch omg we're progesterone butt buddies @ChrysKitten Bodies are weird lol @ChrysKitten Oh yeah I feel the drowsy thing almost immediately when I take it rectally. I've been taking it orally for years but I experienced none of the side effects and only the barest hints of the benefits. Honestly given how much my liver absolutely decimated any attempt at taking estrogen orally I wonder if my taking prog orally for a couple years now has been almost for nothing. "@emuchaton no thoughts, head empty" Does boofing progesterone give anyone else weird dreams? I feel like I saw someone mention that and I'm only just remembering I had extremely vivid dreams last night. Can't remember what they were about though lol 🙃 @ZJemptv I like them without raisins but unfortunately no one makes them that way D: "@Smurgen No, just that one. Got big from all the racing I assume lol" "@Vangelus Guess what even if you play for years (I'm up to 8, off and on) you're still player 2" @AnnieTheBruce Intentionally? Hundreds of times. Accidentally? I mean it's possible but how would that be much different from when they intentionally do it? @KorpsPropaganda *hugs hugs hugs* :/ "I know we were up to 14,000 cards like 5 years ago? That number has only risen." "Every discussion between MtG players: Player 1: Yeah I'm building a deck with [card name], [card name], and [card name], but I'm thinking it's gonna need [card name] before it really clicks together Player 2: *remembers none of those cards* Player 2: ... Player 2: Cool" yeah that's about what my timeline was like https://t.co/JPu0kNtz6A [cw drugs] really not okay tonight gonna get as high as possible @Azure_Husky Take care of yourself! I hope deleting this hell app helps 💕💕💕 @A_Wet_Duck3 It's 6pm lol @ExistentialEnso I'd rather hold onto hope as best I can despite bird site. Thank you. @FrillyHyena @CaseyExplosion it's a joke I feel like we knew revolution was the only thing that was gonna save us at this point. But yeah this sucks. Chilling to see my entire timeline freak out at once that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died. Like I'm freaking out too but I feel like I've been freaking out all year. "@trgrrl there are days I wish I came out sooner than I did, but yeah maybe it was for the better" @LeMerielle Because George Lucas was making it up as he went along. The idea of Vader being Luke's father wasn't thought of when he made the first Star Wars. @LilahSturges I've never read the comic but as a lifelong cinephile it's the first movie I think of when someone asks for an underrated gem. @Hypnothulhu ... 🥺🥺🥺 @ChastityQueer Sounds like it! 🥵 @ChastityQueer gosh 😳 "(though like, you know, stop being fash first or you're not gonna have much community after coming out)" If y'all are jealous of us so much there's a really quick solution to that problem lol @trgrrl @VeerleTakino AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @trgrrl I feel like I need a shower after reading that "TIL the Pr*ud B*ys got their name from one of the cut songs from Disney's Aladdin, one of the last songs Howard Ashman composed before dying of AIDS and if I recall correctly, one of his favorites. What is it with fash stealing iconography from queers?" @chrismcfeely I thought for sure I remember Izzy being the same VA because his VA loves voicing him but I admit it's been years. @chrismcfeely I noticed this when I saw clips from Digimon Tri. I believe for the Japanese voice actors they got almost everyone? But the English cast... Made me sad. @Skye877 @HeartAmity Bypasses the liver. The liver can destroy up to 90% of the progesterone if you take it orally @AmazonChique You should use pony gifs more often honestly @okbillybunny I have trouble with that too. When I fall in love I fall in love hard. @Skye877 @HeartAmity 1. Take pill 2. Get it a bit wet 3. Put in butt @MedusaXY I tend to prefer concentrate anyway. I doubt I'll be using this too often. More like a display piece. We went to a head shop where a really cute trans girl was working and they had a TRANSFORMERS GRINDER so I had to get it lol https://t.co/3pWmjtbDS0 I GOT THE TRICERATOPS 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/vahgxiJSnH @quietandobscure For a while they did! They switched back like 10 years ago I think? EEEEEEEEEEE *bounces* https://t.co/PK123rZeyf @notwaving Yeah it doesn't exactly work that way @lunch__bug It's the main reason I can't leave this hellsite lol @lunch__bug IT'S THE WORST FEELING I HATE IT x.x @SweetBeansComix @lunch__bug Hell yeah! Followed 🥰 @mode_view Done 🥰 @_FeistyBoots_ @Calliethulhu Kaiser covers it for me in Colorado at least >.> @MaiaFranklyn 💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf But you! 😘 When was the last time I shared a selfie??? Here's a random one inside Target lol https://t.co/oVeSyitgCG @GeekyPug87 Finally!!! Hey why aren't you following Casey on Twitch yet??? @quietandobscure Odyssey is what you're looking for "@Transgirlpinup Nope, the regular pill works as a suppository" "I feel like the camera ALMOST makes sense with C buttons, but I have a right stick now, this is fucking ridiculous." "I say this as someone who loves Mario 64 and has 100%'d it at least twice: After playing so many hours of Odyssey, I really wish Nintendo would just fucking remaster 64 like any other company would do. Just updating the camera would *massively* improve this game." @Q3w3e3 Gonna have to embrace the bulge 😤 "(and I say it ""makes more sense"" only in the sense of instead of ""There's too many women in this house, how do I fix this?"" it's ""Oh my housekeeper happens to be trans in a house full of women plus me, there's a bigoted joke in there!"")" If it's made up: This joke doesn't make any sense. Why not say you got a male housekeeper? Just as much laughs from cisheteronormative expectations! It's true: That makes a bit more sense but I fucking hope this housekeeper heard about this and quits. How incredibly embarrassing @1146_goat_north It's a popular name supposedly lol Assuming this story is even a little bit true I can fucking promise you Sandler has no idea what her genitals look like. He's just being a bigoted asshole. There's a lot of transphobia in that short clip and it's honestly horrifying. I addressed about as much as I could manage being a trans woman with a vulva. This world sucks. Cis people: Oh you're a trans woman? When did you have The Surgery? Also cis people: Trans woman = penis @AyrenTheWolf Omg that picture is beautiful!! 😍 @SnortingEstrace It's the only way to eat be pizza imo @Campfire_System Neat! @PrissyOrcGF MILF/10!!!! "@Kate_Bunni He's the one exception to that rule. Well, him and Kevin from Up" @benjanun_s @OtterSeaborne There are people who fled in 2017. It's really just a matter of money at this point. "[cw deadname] My deadname is only popular insofar as media loves to give the weird asshole character that name, so I usually just go ""FUCKING Kevin"" at the TV or whatever and that helps me vent lol. I've met very few Kevins IRL tho" @Trancister @penelopew_ Yeah I hear it can be hard to get in the UK :/ @ItsJustMoxie Boofing @SomeBWord It'd be fun to play together sometime! 🥰 @saltednut I'm told you need to wait until your breasts are at tanner stage 3? No I don't know what that means lol @penelopew_ @Trancister I'll do my best! If you already have prog though keep in mind it's the same pills. Not like you gotta ask your doctor for special suppository pills @ModestyAran Yep! Taking it orally destroys like 90% of the stuff through the liver apparently @Unit847v2 It makes me feel wonderful to know I'm not alone in loving that story 🥰 Thank you for sharing 💕💕💕 @_FeistyBoots_ I don't know. I get it through my insurance. The only person I know who buys it grey market is @Calliethulhu. They might have some tips for you. @StargirlSednira I mean mine kinda got squished too but I'm pretty sure I got P juice in my butt >.> "@zoejanexy @EWrangler She/her, please. I sent a DM 💕" @lisaquestions @TessasTeaTime That's EXACTLY what I need! I hope it does for me! @PhyrexianThot OMG GOOD IDEA "@knifwif Nope, been doing it orally for like 2 years lol" @lisaquestions @TessasTeaTime Oh gosh even I didn't know about the fat migration! I've been needing that badly @lisaquestions I'm hoping I can stick it out for long enough to see changes. Thinking about sticking stuff up my butt for the past couple months while I considered doing this felt very spoons-intensive @SquireOfCydonia Fair enough lol @lisaquestions I'm excited! @Kaelyrhn It means sticking it up your butt. I believe the term usually applies to doing it with alcohol though lol @ArtregalOR @MarcyKingUltra It seriously might be the greatest human invention "I might be drowsy but my brain keeps braining, so," "@SquireOfCydonia Yeah the setup is rather bleak but I'm honestly struggling to think of a better one. Part of the appeal of the story to me in a kink way is the ""forced"" nature of it. So the idea of them being ""prison"" sentences makes sense." @TankUnderhell @mode_view There's no official suppository. It's just a pill that luckily works as a suppository. But basically yeah @TankUnderhell @mode_view Nope! @avyjae I dunno it hasn't exactly helped facilitate sex in the past lol @TankUnderhell @mode_view I would happily do it as an injection but they sadly don't make progesterone that you can inject 😭 I feel like I got instantly tired after boofing that progesterone but it might've been placebo lol @mode_view It's important info 😤 @mode_view https://t.co/rkPCIVRivv "@mode_view Nope, you need to take it as a suppository for the best effect" @apunkdog I got pretty close to that I think? I mean it's staying in so I'll call that a win lol @mode_view Hehehe :3 @Canageek Oof! The one I was thinking of had a happy ending. Also I found the link and shared it later in the thread if you wanna see 🥰 UPDATE: the deed is done 😤 Was harder than I expected and I'm not fully sure I put it up there deep enough? (I have a very tight butthole please understand) But not bad for a first time? @mode_view Good~ That's a really good point! And I'm glad I'm not the only one 😳 https://t.co/ZNUNjK14NQ @chibikonatsu Yep same @Belaokmyx Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕 @roboskank20X6 Thank you so much 💕💕💕 @ArtifexH Someone found the link and I shared it in the thread! No idea why this story on particular gave me such gender feels. But it cracked my egg hard. "In fact, the next time I thought about it was when I realized I was trans. I buried it deep. I tried to be ""normal""" "I was set to finally move out of my mom's house shortly thereafter and I told myself ""Time to put this stuff away"" It wouldn't be for another FIVE YEARS that I thought about wanting to be a girl." "After reading it, after emailing the author hoping there could be more, I remember going to a chat room (I think it was a furry one?) and ""pretending"" to be a girl. It felt good. There was shame afterward, though." "Jesus, 200+ pages... I remember the sun rising slowly as I finished it. It has a PROFOUND effect on me. Specifically gender feels, for whatever reason." "I... I think this is it omg I haven't read it since 2011 so if it's like problematic or whatever please be gentle, but WOW https://t.co/HO6CNAKloP" @roboskank20X6 Oh that's gonna be hard to Google. It's a mythological term? @roboskank20X6 You're the second person to suggest that but it's not ringing a bell... Lemme Google it "If anyone wants to help me find it, the protagonist's AI chooses the name Winter because she liked the thoughts/feelings the protag had when that word was thought of 😭💕 Figure that's gotta narrow it down. https://t.co/qHU0gDujbT" @NomeDaBarbarian @totallyhealthie Hot! @34genCha NICE (I mean I guess it was 100% smutty but actual sex scenes were few and far between) (It's more of a love story between a girl and her government imposed personal AI that can read her mind lol) "@totallyhealthie @NomeDaBarbarian It was uh, extremely hot" @julesprom lol it'd be hilarious if it was Disney Fox was LIVID that George didn't even ASK them if they wanted the IP before going to Disney. It'd be hilarious if WB got similarly snubbed. @SpacePrinxess_K I promise if I ever find it again I'll happily share it lol @NomeDaBarbarian The suits but the AIs had access to your thoughts and memories. I even emailed the author asking if there'd be a sequel. Never before or since been that entranced in a smut story that was only like 20% smutty "I wish I could find that story because I'm pretty sure it put a massive crack in my shell. Not the first crack, not the last, but a massive one." I once read a story about this alternate universe where prisoners were put inside full body drone suits with sentient AI's inside them. Anyway I'm glad we're inching closer to that hot reality~ "Personally even if that happens I'm still exhausted by the series and done with it, but the conversation will be much different at that point." [cw rowling] When and only when she pulls a George Lucas and sells the franchise to WB will a claim like this matter in the sightest. @CaseyExplosion That sounds pretty daft @SteampunkPenny PUPDATE: puppy therapy successful @GenderBanana Apparently taking it orally destroys like 90% of the stuff by your liver @SofaJustice @PrissyOrcGF @diomadcat Oh like watch me blush? >.> @suchnerve it's news to me!!! "@suchnerve I didn't know that was brave, I've been doing that for years" @34genCha Do you remember how long it took before you saw/felt results? @SofaJustice @PrissyOrcGF @diomadcat well now I'm blushing I hope you're happy D:< (💕) @miss_nikola Honestly you're so brainless and slutty you're seriously goals for this rookie b1mbo! 🥰 "@AyrenTheWolf @blogconyst I have no idea what stage I'm at lol. But I've been on HRT for a 3 and a half years, and I had gynecomastia before that 🤷‍♀️" @PrissyOrcGF @diomadcat OH YEAH I FORGOT SILLY ME 🥰 "@maegodhavemercy Yeah all I got was a slight tit increase and an admittedly noticable libido increase. But like, taking it orally destroys like 90% of the stuff. I need to know what an actual full dose does!" @blogconyst I didn't ask until like a year or so into my transition so I dunno. A lot of endocrinologists won't prescribe it. "@_FeistyBoots_ Bioidentical. Never take the other stuff, it's really bad for you. And yes, taking it orally destroys apparently like 90% of the stuff through the liver." @PrissyOrcGF suddenly disappointed I no longer have a D to S 😭 @AyrenTheWolf Perfect! "@kuzetsa No, it's all the same pill. The fact that it works better up the butt is starting to be understood by more and more endocrinologists, but it's not standard practice yet." @mode_view https://t.co/Vfs95l9UNw "@urthwyte Yes, it's all the same pills" "@ArtregalOR *Arin Hanson doing a Larry the Cable Guy impression"" EAT PROGESTERONE https://t.co/JRfhpI421L" "@AyrenTheWolf I've heard people say both that they use lube and spit but I almost feel like neither is necessary? I don't wanna have to taste that pill to get it spitty, lol. The peanut oil they put it in smells awful." @ForeverFrskyFox https://t.co/VbdlUhMgLo I wanna get even bigger baps and mad horny 😤😤😤 (waiting until bedtime though since I hear it can make you drowsy? Doesn't when I take it orally but we'll see) I'm gonna do it I'm gonna put progesterone in my butt 😤 @mode_view omg 🤣💕 """incredibly stark it's kind of incredible"" is the kind of sentence you can expect when I'm high lol" "@andneedlez Injections were definitely the way to go for me, but everyone's body is different." "The difference in mood between ""I'm a couple days late on my injection"" to ""oh goddess estrogen feels so good"" is so incredibly stark it's kind of incredible." @SomeBWord Oh hell yeah you play Arena too? :D "@ZJemptv Apparently there's been some folks trying to claim that's the new pro-pedo symbol, likely due to that exact confusion. I would use a better one in my bio if one existed!" "@Calliethulhu GOD, SAME" @SteampunkPenny THIS IS SO CUTE OMG I'm gonna need some puppy time in there 😭💕 @PrissyOrcGF 😳😳😳💦 @sluttySynclair OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE 😍 @miss_nikola hhhhhhhhg 😳💕 @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhg 😍💕 "@miss_nikola As a massive exhibitionist I can only imagine, gosh 🥵" @Stephen12137111 Overwatch! "@acvalens I really didn't think this double standard would shock me anymore, but here I am shocked that it's this overt and obvious. Not surprised, though. Like I agreed with the criticism too (and thought your response was appropriate) but this is some *massive* bullshit." @StopTweetingMia omg I think I need that top "@JessicaCyboid Like, literally laughed out loud" @JessicaCyboid Honestly same lol @joffeorama Nope! It's a shittily-done port of a shittily-done port! @GottaGoMichelle Thanks for the info! 💕 "What's ironic is if they ever wanted to fix all this and release a truer version of the game, you know what a great name for it might be? Director's Cut 🙃" "@QuestForTori Of COURSE you'd be the one to push me to do this, Amy :P" @GottaGoMichelle Hmmmm all that sounds wonderful honestly! Was it stuff you had to install yourself? "@GottaGoMichelle I'm not opposed to pirating games, but I've wanted the hardware since I was 12 😭" @mode_view I believe Innoventions had upcoming games for a while there. That's awesome that you played it there! I've been meaning to own a Dreamcast for 21 years now lol Maybe it's time to finally track one down? I had no idea all these weird visual changes were made to the DX version of Sonic Adventure. I only ever played it on GameCube and at the time I thought the game looked like shit. Kinda wanna try playing on DC now... https://t.co/jAsdcDFzRJ @MsMercury216 Guess who's voice I heard in my head when I tweeted that lol "Ugh there's so many things I wanna do. Still need to draw that Undertale pic (I don't care if it's late, I want to do it!), I wanna play Moon, I wanna play 3D All-Stars... (wanna take some lewd pics for a friend... 👀)" @TransArachnia I've done it at least twice as far as I can remember. "@MoneyAlt800 @Kate_Bunni Huh! Good to know, thank you!" @sluttySynclair Oh yeah you're in bra territory for sure. Hot~ :3 @sluttySynclair Constant mood 🥵 @sluttySynclair Oh! Oh! Me! :3 @mode_view The game Moon isn't in space though! :P @Kate_Bunni @MoneyAlt800 Yeah I had heard about that and was wondering if I was seeing changes already @MoneyAlt800 It looks like the original text to me except crisper? @LambChopInPamps Nope lol Amazon delivered mine early for some reason "@MoneyAlt800 I definitely remember Bowser doing that, I guess I just forgot that King Bobomb does too?" "My goal is to get every star in 64 and Galaxy, and every shine sprite in Sunshine, but please understand that Moon is calling to me so I might beat a different old game first before doing all that lol" It's been years but I really don't remember some of this dialogue #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QI1lwt92ji @rocketanski YES I AM @AyrenTheWolf oh gosh thank you!!! 😭💕💕💕💕 These tips seem new if I remember correctly? #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TxHOcfVH2u HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YYne4GKbTD "Okay yeah the issue is my internet, not Nintendo disallowing uploading stuff to Twitter before release day. The music for the menus is a random track from the games every time which I thought was neat 🥰" Seeing if it'll let me upload this screenshot because trying to upload a clip is just not cooperating #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Rg8N78p2CJ "@kerrizor I loved it when it came out! And for years after, honestly. But then a few years ago I tried playing it again and it didn't really grab me? Regardless I'm going to get every star/shine in all 3 games so hopefully I'm more into it this time!" @OrionPax4217 It's just a normal micro SD card https://t.co/cAC5UQscMz @Roodypatooti I mean they're much smaller just like original MMs. But they have metal undersides and bearings like you'd expect! @OrionPax4217 I invested in a 512 gig memory stick a while back so I'm good forever lol. But also I often like to get physical releases when I can. @ArtregalOR Claim the coins. I'm downloading the update right now and I'll report back if they let me boot it up when it's done. @SteampunkPenny aaaaaaa thank you Mommy >////< I LITERALLY RAN INTO THE OTHER PART OF THE HOUSE TO TELL MISTRESS WE JUST WENT TO MCDONALDS YESTERDAY BUT WE GOTTA GO AGAIN SOON "@jaythefawn Still downloading the update, and it's possible they won't let me play it until tomorrow lol" @Bussycat13 Still downloading the update. It's possible it won't let me play it yet as it's apparently supposed to release tommorow? @OrionPax4217 Right??? Just glad I had money when they announced it @jaythefawn My physical copy arrived today lol @ChrysKitten Makes sense lol @ChrysKitten 64! THEY HAVE DINOSAUR TOYS AT MCDONALDS?????? NEED @ChrysKitten Oh hell yeah! Neat! @Videl6666666 Galaxy's incredible but 64 will always be my favorite. It was my first Mario game! @ChrysKitten I thought it came out yesterday? I'm supposed to get the coins from 3D All Stars as one of the missions to get that pin set and it gives me this error??? #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/nGEgMqunF2 Something else came in the mail today 😍 https://t.co/40BIKs6iJG "@_PheebsAD Oh I didn't even know about that! I only caught it when he just released a ""survey"" lol But yeah you're right, I'm convinced everything he chooses to say/release publicly is usually under the gimmick of ""This seems silly and pointless BUT ACTUALLY""" Toby Fox in 2018: Hey here's this survey I'd like you fill out. (It's actually Deltarune Chapter 1) Toby Fox in 2020: Hey here's these dialogue boxes from a canceled alarm clock. The fans: I'm sure that's all it must be! "I didn't spoil too much with those images, but trust me that you should read it all (all of the characters read in the order they're in on the page give the context, but the juicy stuff comes from Flowey's entries). It's odd that no one's talking about this." "If you're an Undertale fan and you haven't yet read the character dialogue from the canceled alarm clock app that Toby Fox shared, you really should. Thanks to @Lass_Library for reminding me to. https://t.co/UKQn5itGTR https://t.co/YoRxXqEEoq" @Xena_Brand It was coined in the 80's apparently. I was surprised to learn that too There were stickers to apply and some of them ended up put on crooked sadly RIP But yeah it's all assembled! (Fire effect on the upturned cop car not included) https://t.co/STnhYo1LwY It comes with 12 cars! https://t.co/QSjFs8XZPl "Micro Machines are back! Not in POG form, but still! I had this pre-ordered weeks ago and I almost forgot about it lol https://t.co/cJ5Q72rk60" @RiverGrayMV Awww that's so cute! "Hopefully it should go without saying that I'm pro-sex worker, pro-stripper and all that. Just for egg me being confronted with a body I that I wanted was a shock to my system." @HaileyAdamsXXX goshhhhh that would be incredible 😍 "@norintha I had to double-check who made Monster Hunter! Capcom is so close, but if it was Namco that crossover would be within the same company! And yes that would be awesome." @HaileyAdamsXXX plzzzzz 🥵🥵🥵 (I was asked to lay on the floor if you're wondering about the mechanics of all this) (I'm much less scared of pussy now haha) I remember being inches from her vulva and just frozen with discomfort. Looking back I think it was probably the dysphoria. Genital dysphoria for me was always my strongest source of dysphoria. @HaileyAdamsXXX Now see THAT I can't fucking wait for 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/gCHIVf5DBp "Anyway, that first friend? The one who had the bachelor party and paid extra to get the stripper to like dance all over me? They're trans now too lol" "Obviously this is not a one-to-one comparison, but years later post-transition going to another friend's bridal shower was so much more enjoyable." Suddenly remembering that time years ago pre-transition I went to my friend's bachelor party where he invited a stripper and I was SO uncomfortable. "don't get me wrong, it's adorable and I need it but it's a digimon" th that's a digimon "honestly, just start pouring the girl on top and I'll tell you when to stop i like it REALLY femme" *at the gender cafe* yeah can i get an agender with extra girl? "@OzmaRacc @StopTweetingMia The problem is most non-queers understand the tautology of the other two phrases, but nonbinary genders need to be explained. It doesn't fit nicely into an idea that most people already have about gender. That's not bad by any means but it means it doesn't fit into a pithy phrase" @OzmaRacc @StopTweetingMia This is probably the closest anyone's gonna get to solving this issue. It's such a massive umbrella term that anything we go with will feel inadequate. "@LackingSaint Ah yes, the famous phrase, ""There is no ethical consumption of Coca-Cola under capitalism""" "And honestly now that I think about it, we already had this precedent set like a year or so ago Anything, even from G1, could be fair game! https://t.co/5MafIMONLO" I got so close to having a complete Animated set but I burned out near the end when it came time to fork over the dough for Takara exclusives. I'm sure the secondary market prices have gotten worse in the years I dragged my feet... "While I'm excited for Breakdown & Jet Vehicon, what I'm way more excited for is the precedent this sets. It means not only is Gen Selects obscure characters made with new molds, it could be toys that didn't get a western release. Blackout has a been a grail of mine for YEARS. https://t.co/Zzc03qj998" "@Commissar_Jane WOW that makes me feel way better, thank you! I also have a much better idea of what the upper limit is." @norintha I did for a while! Fell off months ago though lol "STILL can't get the second size past this region, though, even though months ago I know that I could. Gonna try longer dilations plus twice a day to see if that makes a difference." @IcyWitch35 Implying I didn't do that on purpose 😤 These things should come with a manual. "I don't think I'm feeling like my pelvic floor muscles? I think those are deeper? Because I can flex those and the sensation of stuff moving at all is PAST all that. But whatever it is, it's nice to feel it go from vice grip to almost nothing." Still learning the ins and outs of my vag. I tried dilating for longer today. Smallest dilator went as deep as I can hope for and I kept it in for 20 minutes. That couple inches right past the entrance that lately has been a vie grip? Loosened to almost nothing. @benjanun_s I'm okay with subtext I suppose. I dunno the entire series feels gay as hell to me but not exclusively mlm so it's weird that this is kinda difficult to find. I'm told XIII is really sapphic maybe I should just play that. "Squenix: FFXV is a BOY'S story for BOYS. We want to explore BOYS being BOYS! Me: Okay, that's valid. I'm personally not interested, but maybe the next one can have women in it? FFXVI: There are technically women in this game. Me: *sighs*" "This was another reason I kinda wanted to hate the trailer, lol. I counted one woman I think? Maybe two? Looks like side characters. Ugh. https://t.co/XcMGts456N" "Trailers are just trailers, but for what it's worth, I guess I'm still looking for that flavor I missed out on. It's probably not coming back and that's fine. Like I said, I was ready to hate the trailer, but I ended up interested. I'll probably give it a shot?" "As someone who for decades was only able to experience Final Fantasy from the sidelines (the first Sony console I actually used with any regularity was the PS4), I will say there's a flavor or FF that I've wanted to experience that I only really got from FF7R." "FFXVI looks neat? I was expecting much worse from what others were saying and I was ready to hate it, but I'm undeniably interested. FAR more interested than I was in XV (Jen got a free copy of it years ago and it's still in the shrinkwrap lol) Excited to try it in 7 years lol" "@DasKryptoTTV I don't tend to open my DMs to random people unless it's important, sorry." @notCursedE It's transparently ghoulish "@notCursedE That's not to diminish the pain that person venting is feeling, but to point out that there's statistically almost no point in transphobes sharing these stories other than being delighted in the suffering of trans people." @notCursedE GRS regret rates are lower than complication rates. That means even people who have complications end up happy. These are facts. "@KindlyWizard That's sweet of you, but it would feel more special coming from a friend or someone I know 💕" Oh there was a new Final Fantasy trailer? I just assumed the rumors that there would be one had to be bullshit lol "(that's not to say that I don't want to hear your stories about how you got your deck, but rather I feel guilty for perpetuating something gatekeepy)" "I'm really fucking sorry if it's a gatekeeping thing. I truly don't care how other people obtained theirs, I just think it'd be neat if I was gifted one at some point? But if I'm not, that's fine too. Maybe this isn't something I should be dealing with at all, it's all good." @sapphixy You're making a lot of good points though "@sapphixy I guess I was just trying to highlight the fact that gender is a dice roll, whereas race usually isn't? Hopefully I didn't fuck up the explanation too badly." "@Speed_Freak01 You know, with Breakdown being a Gen Selects figure, and in a couple years Animated turns 15... I'm personally holding out hope for Blackout and Thundercracker, but I wouldn't say no to this tiny bee either!" "ANYWAY, hint hint 👀" @JenApparently Seriously looking forward to him 🥰 "Like for YEARS, even before I realized I was trans, I wanted a collar But at the first munch I ever went to I was told a collar is something you dominant buys for you I LOVED the symbolism in that So I waited. Nearly a decade. Now I've been collared 24/7 for almost 2 years 🥰" "Is it true that it's best to be gifted a tarot deck rather than just buy one? I heard that once but haven't heard it much since. I know I could just say fuck it and buy whatever I want, but I like maintaining traditional stuff like that where I can." @MagsVisaggs That's a fucking mood I never was much into Prime but even I can appreciate a rare mold. Breakdown looks neat! Definitely gonna pre-order. @CaseyExplosion @IzzyKamikaze Oh gosh I had her blocked for some reason. Fixed that. "@FuckJacki Okay, I still think that we should do everything we can do make her most famous IP less popular, especially while she's in control of it." @BinkKobold yeah kinda figured @Dashieswag92 @MamaBearKingdom I have no idea I don't have any interest in hunger games It's weird that you're demanding this of me @Glitterblossomm I worry that that's what it is @QuestForTori Nice! Congrats! 🥰 "what's it mean when like, most nights you need to internet until you're exhausted so you fall asleep quickly, before your brain can start torturing you with anxiety and bad memories" "Posted the wrong link earlier by accident. A close friend of mine asked me to share this. Donate if you can, retweet if you can't 💕 https://t.co/H8pLXUUOtm" @vyrthandi @QueenStodge @Jamie_StarFyre @Anomalous_Aly Yeah it's not showing on my Android phone either? @MavenOfMayhem OOF my mom wouldvy been FURIOUS if I pulled that lol Question for other post-op girls: Did you find that when you were supposed to go down to 1 dilation a day you needed to stay at 2 for a while? Do remember how much longer? My pussy is a vice grip that mildly hurts my finger it's squeezed so much. Thinking I need to go back to 2. @ZJemptv It's an appeal to elder status I assume. Which yeah there are definitely discourses wherein younger queers should probably listen to our elders but the one where the old lesbian is loudly complaining that she finds trans women gross probably isn't one of them. "I'm actually someone who usually feels that boycotts basically never work. I personally just can't bring myself to support that woman, and I'd think a little less of someone who would after all we've learned about her. Whether or not it'll dent her millions of dollars." Ignore the transphobia for moment. Would you say that I should just get over my exhaustion with the series and support the devs? No? Then why is it that Rowling's transphobia being where I draw the line the point at which you start saying I should reconsider? "...I just ended up growing tired of the series. Before I came out as trans, before anyone knew Rowling was transphobic. I'm one of the millions of people that made this game sound like a good idea to sign on to make to the devs who worked on it." "I used to be a huge HP fan. If this game came out 10 years ago it would've been an instant pre-order for me But between the lackluster Fantastic Beasts series, the awful stuff I've heard about the sequel book/play/whatever, the bizarre Pottermore stuff, me moving further left..." I nor anyone else can stop you from buying whatever you want. But don't try to make it sound like a noble act. You wanted your fun wizard video game and you don't think your $60 will make much of a difference. That's what this is. Stop trying to spin it. "This is such a bizarre argument since unless you're arguing that people who wouldn't have bought it anyway should buy it to support the devs, you're basically just saying that like, Harry Potter fans specifically owe these devs their money? Is that really what you think?" "Plus like, ideally? In a few years *anything* Harry Potter-related will look bad on one's portfolio." "The devs on the Harry Potter game already got paid. A successful boycott (which is a HUGE if, unfortunately) would just be a disappointing entry in their portfolio. And sure that sucks but trans lives are pretty obviously more important." @ZJemptv Honestly? Glowup. @AnaMardoll (Though I'm pretty sure I'd eventually notice that I hadn't seen you tweet in a while) "@AnaMardoll Understood! I assume your email is on your website? I don't have as easy a way to contact me, but I'm completely cool with folks getting messages to me through others! Like, see who I'm following/mutuals that you can DM. Maybe not super ideal, but it's what I got >.>" @sapphixy I probably got the wording there wrong. Do you think my core point is salient or should I just delete the whole thing? @CapnKarlisle lol I'm 33 I remember. This time will be way worse. @AnaMardoll *hugs hugs HUGS* Same 💕💕💕 @AnaMardoll Same. Every time :/ @AnaMardoll It really fucks with my anxiety too. It's the worst :/ "@LizzieBabz sorry, heh I'm kinda extremely online >.>" "@USSRVEVO Definitely gonna go with the flow, like you said~ 💕" "Just realized how much the first tweet in this thread, devoid of context, could sound like I'm criticizing Liberals from the right. In case these tweets make it outside of the normal corners of Twitter that my tweets go, make no mistake: I'm criticizing from the LEFT." "@Random_Factor @StebMcDreb Actually you know what? It'll be even worse than that. There'll be an election but every aspect of it will be approved by Trump either secretly or ""secretly""" "@Random_Factor @StebMcDreb Then suddenly it's been another four years of that back and forth bullshit, and whoops Trump decided no election was necessary!" @zerolucre Oh there are definitely solutions that don't involve voting! "That's not what I WANT to happen, mind you. Though I admit I'm not sure how many scenarios, even far-fetched ones, wouldn't end badly. Even a landslide for Biden followed by Trump leaving would result in chaos from his supporters." "Given that I strongly feel Trump isn't going anywhere no matter what happens in November, I really hope (though I don't expect) Biden just wins in a landslide, obvious victory that anyone can see, and then Trump just says ""Nope."" Because I want to see what Liberals will say." @NewGenderWhoDis Unbelievably hot power move @narylis Oh that's cool! "I was reminded re-watching Steven Universe that at the end of season 1, people paused to see where Peridot had landed, determined it was Canada, and then there was a bunch of ""Peridot lost in the Canadian wilderness"" art That's the kind of creativity slow burns can inspire." I am the kid that ate both marshmallows "Seriously it's weird binging a show that I initially experienced in real time. I've done that for Steven Universe as well as Korra now, and the experience is undeniably different Making it a slow burn has a measurable effect on the medium And also: I'll just wait to binge it 🤷‍♀️" "Me: Streaming shows that release their episodes weekly replicate something special TV had that we almost lost, where the fandom, discussion, and experience of the show is more like a shared journey Also me: I'll just wait until the season's over so I can binge it" @A_Wet_Duck3 Because I live here: @TenaciousRanch @narylis @Calliethulhu blahåj will never die 😤 This is the view right outside my window and I think I'm gonna die of cuteness 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/kpHCqxiVME @Calliethulhu I've been putting it off for too long honestly! https://t.co/KJfBT2LzbD @Calliethulhu You know what? That's a good idea. I'm gonna finally get one. @maegodhavemercy Neat! @maegodhavemercy Is that the artist of the comic? "@SwiftAusterity I got Spark skins for my favorite characters, but I couldn't afford it for everyone. I don't really pay attention to OWL, is that skin still available?" I'm never taking this skin off of her 🥰 https://t.co/cmRsHOwhpR "I just need one more fucking win for that Tracer skin and I've lost the last 6 matches, most of which I had gold medals in. I'm so tired. Anyway here's a PotG 🤠🤖 https://t.co/c59XItfAs8" @QuestForTori THANK YOU The aesthetics of XIV are so unappealing to me "Was asked by a close friend to share this. Please donate if you can, share if you can't 💕💕💕 https://t.co/haUqGP0Bzx" @JazzieJaz93 @HaileyAdamsXXX I think you might have a breeding kink hehehe @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss Daddy 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX god I need to be mounted by you so bad Daddy 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX y-yes I am 🥵🥵🥵🥵💕💕💕💕💕💕 Lots of transphobes crawling all over this thread now. Twitter's auto filter helps a lot (I'm not seeing any in my mentions) but just to be safe I'm gonna be muting this thread. It brings me endless joy that I'm pissing you bigots off 🥰 "There's more to race than merely inheritable physical traits, but as a white person it's absolutely not my lane to get into it more than that. Hopefully I'm on the right track here? If any BIPOC wanna correct me I'll listen." "Transphobes think they found an example of two comparable immutable traits and think they have a gotcha. But even if sex/gender was immutable, we don't have race reveal parties because a baby's race is not a random coin flip. Gender however, basically is." "@StarcadeSystem Yes as far as I know, but neither the transphobe that asked me this a second ago nor my paraphrasing used that term, so I figured I could skip mentioning it. I try to stay in my lane with talking about race given that I'm white." @DiscoDeerDiary Oh no not like that lol But also I was uncut so I feel like that might've helped if that was the case 🤔 """Well can you identify as whatever RACE you want???"" No, because race is inherited, sex/gender is not. This is basic shit. This might be the most pathetic argument transphobes try to use." "@DiscoDeerDiary Did they mean number 1 or 2? Because like, because of my girldick, whenever I sat down to pee it would hit the bowl before the water so it was silent. Now with a vulva though it all hits the water and is way noisier. I would sometimes worry my pre-op silent pees would out me!" "@natalievanbc Normally I'm a timid pooper too to be fair, but uh, I kinda had the runs and no other option lol" "Took a WICKED dump too, it was awesome 🥰💕" "Just used a VERY busy public women's restroom and not a single cis woman sharing it with me gave a single fuck. Eat it, transphobes 🥰" "@AuntieTerf @JazzieJaz93 No, because while we know that any given baby when born has a chance of being a boy or a girl, the same doesn't apply to race. Race is inherited, sex/gender is not. Muted." @Trancister @caraesten Thirded lol And before any transphobes start shit in my mentions: I don't have a penis and I don't want to fuck you. None of us want to fuck you. "It's not ""trans women want to trick you into having sex with you."" It's ""grow up and accept that some women have penises and some men have vaginas."" If you don't like it, that's on you. This is reality." "Why isn't it YOUR job as a cis person with specific genital preferences to immediately at the beginning of the date/hookup/whatever say ""Now up front I'm gonna have to call this off if you have a penis/vagina""? Try it sometime! I'm sure your fellow cis will LOVE it." I concede that there's SOME logic in this position IF and only if we lived in a world where gender dictated what genitals you have. But we don't. Thinking that we do is the transphobia that we as trans people are trying to address in this discourse. """I'm not transphobic! I just think if a woman has a penis and doesn't announce it to me immediately, they're lying rapists!""" "It's only rape if you think that being trans in inherently deceptive. If you just accepted the reality that gender isn't an indicator of genitals (which is a fact), then there's no deception." @QueenStodge Gosh same~ 😘 "@Azure_Husky *offers hugs* I'm sorry you had to go through that, Azure. Breakups are never easy, even when they're mutual 💕💕💕" not just girls tbh I'm gay for so many cuties gosh 💕 "you ever just like,,,, girlsss 🥰🥰🥰" @okbillybunny *hugs hugs hugs* I'm so sorry Caroline :/ 💕 @squidlarkin heck 🥵💦💕 @JenApparently Awesome! @JenApparently ... where did you even find them? "@USSRVEVO Take the compliments because you're hot af, cutie~ 😘" goddess I'm gay @USSRVEVO 😳😳😳💕 @USSRVEVO YES I THINKING ABOUT YOU WHEN I TWEETED THAT I ADMIT IT 😭🥵 @StebMcDreb I DO tend to get juicy when thinking about you 🤔🤔🤔 like just instant sploosh it's unfair~ I've said it before but I really need to say it again: Butch transfemmes fuck me up 🥵🥵🥵 @USSRVEVO oh gosh you look amazing 😍 @Mokiawa ... it never occurred to me that I wasn't the only trans woman who's done this @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀 "@Lass_Library OMG I'VE BEEN MEANING TO READ IT I'm out running errands, but would you be willing to DM a reminder in like a few hours lol" @blogconyst It definitely helped me too 🥰 "@hamgurchungus @Itszutak Googling all this led to an article mentioning Jeffrey Hunt, an ""astronomy educator and former planetarium director""" @PrissyOrcGF SO MANY WORDS @Seregthol I'm not gonna play Andromeda sorry lol @PrissyOrcGF VERY antieasy!!!! @PrissyOrcGF oh! and hi! almost forgot 😳 @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh that lip color is so perfect 🥵💕 @boooooooooooba Sorry about that. That person was following me but I'm gonna softblock. Omg I love this! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh yeah! She's not an alien so I barely noticed her lol @narylis Nice! Thank you! "In hindsight the whole ""only this special race of sexy women can be sapphic"" was kinda yikes huh" That and they forced Tali to be straight Oooookay. That's neat! Good to know. Wish people were saying this accurately. https://t.co/CsymgfrfK5 @cthulusucks @AdequateEmily You're not going to get any piece of media you only engaged with for 1/12th of its runtime. @hiimboganella @huskion Soooo much better lol "@AdequateEmily I'm not gonna promise you it'll instantly be your favorite game, but it's one of those games that has a high probability of becoming that for people. Don't be afraid to look up walkthroughs, and don't be afraid to mess up. The game let's you fix mistakes you made." "@AdequateEmily I think the hype has died down enough that playing it might once again be magical. There was a good several years there however where you might've played it and said ""That's it???"" because the zeitgeist was too hot. You waited just long enough." Regardless though it's weird and frustrating that myths like these get so popular. Every ~20 years is still a rare occurrence! An average human would be lucky to see this happen 4 times! That's still worth celebrating! @deathpigeon @delaneykingrox Oh neat! "It MIGHT have been 2002 on second thought, but my overall point still stands. I haven't been able to locate like a moon calendar that you can turn back? But such a thing would be trivial to make I feel so it must exist." "There was one in 2001. I remember because I saw it. Cursory googling says it happens every 18-19 years, which fits in with what I remember. Apparently some astronomy guy is saying it last happened in the 40's and people are just believing him." @delaneykingrox @deathpigeon "@MagsVisaggs No one would say, for instance ""disabled women hate [abled woman] because she's a woman""" "@MagsVisaggs ""Trans activists hate Rowling because she's a woman"" The implied rest of that sentence is ""(because trans women aren't women)"" Reducing us to ""activists"" makes us sound less human, but even if he had said ""trans women"" the implied rest of the sentence is still there." "@piffyjackie @BirdTickler Not easy, but not impossible. It happened once, I refuse to believe it can't happen again. Plus I don't fucking want the people in charge of it to be in charge of it anymore." @alina0987651234 Undertale 5th Anniversary livestream @Lass_Library The concert? Yeah! "@notwaving Buffalo Bill was the same thing. They wanted to make a trans villain but realized that was a bit too much. BB doesn't make sense as a person unless you concede that there's really no reason he can't be trans. Yeah, he's a horrible human being, but also he's trans in all but name" @TheCrystalStorm You're awesome. I hope you know that 💕 "@BirdTickler I've never once donated to Wikipedia because it's such a good resource that I refuse to believe no one will ever make a replacement, even if the worst comes to pass and they're forced to shut it down Plus it's run by right wing Libertarians. Friends' OF is a better use of my $$" @TheCrystalStorm You're gorgeous but I feel like the text implies you don't want to play I'm very confused @RaeGun2k LITTLE BABY 😍😍😍 @DragonsBouquet omg 😍😍😍 @forestpupy @ManjiButt @alyxaras Thank you! @MamaBearKingdom @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn *huffs* D:< @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn I'll get a potty chart and then I'll show you all! D:< @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PEE I USED THE POTTY LIKE A BIG GIRL D:< @somedumbbinch maybe if you're good~ 💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch could also donate them to a worthy cause~ "@tobyfox It might've been a tiny bit messy but that's what made it authentic! I could tell you were playing it ""live"" so to speak 🥰" @somedumbbinch hmmmm maybe I should look into selling my used panties 🤔 @ManjiButt @forestpupy @alyxaras (can I have the link too? >.>) "File this under ""strangest thing to get some POWERFUL gender euphoria from""" "I really don't know what it is about pussy juices but if you push a pair of underwear too far (like, say, during a multi-day road trip a couple months ago 👀) no amount of washing it will ever fully fix it. Wear it for like five minutes and it all comes back instantly." Thank you @tobyfox! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 https://t.co/x3ZjcET3nY I need you to understand I believe Toby is literally that dog with all my heart If I recall correctly this is Deltarune music AWWWWW TOBY'S PLAYING US OUT https://t.co/N2BYS3BckU @viragoergosum The Undertale 5th anniversary livestream. Just ended. @Den_Matrix @OzmaRacc (sheir demands) That concert was wonderful 🥰 @Den_Matrix @OzmaRacc others plz "Instructions unclear, tweets about Undertale have become tweets about Homestuck" "@QuestForTori To be fair it's a concert from last year. So even if there wasn't going to be a recording of this to watch later, there already was lol" @Hbomberguy Harris you had one job @teagirlgf rarely lol @StopTweetingMia I once deadnamed myself introducing myself to my girlfriend's most transphobic (distant) relative lol. Thank fuck that was the last time I ever did it lol Seeing my timeline united in watching the same concert from over a year ago fills me with such happiness 🥰 @AyrenTheWolf n-never better 🥵 "Seriously the actual backstory of Undertale is pretty basic stuff. Tragic, but almost predictable in some ways. It's the characters and ESPECIALLY the music that sells it. And I've been in love for five years." Hopes and Dreams is a close second 😭😭😭 @AyrenTheWolf hhhhggghg 🥵🥵🥵 What kind of witch is Toby Fox that he can make a music track like Undertale and I well up with tears every single time "@AyrenTheWolf I uh, had a feeling gosh 🥵💦" @AyrenTheWolf 👀👀👀 @morkitten I love how much of my timeline is watching the same thing I am lol @AyrenTheWolf AAAAAAAAAAAA CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc It's my goal to avoid looking as human as possible @Sparx_x_x oh no *I* have a big juicy ass!!! 😳 @ponettplus Imagine showing this to Toby Fox right before the Undertale demo dropped "@DozingDreamers I'm prepping to cry during Undertale (like, the track called that). It gets me every time but maybe Toby will save me lol 😭" "It's so surreal in the best way watching like, TALENTED adults play this silly music. (Though not all of it is silly)" Instead of a conductor it's just Toby https://t.co/XnZlYVaFAJ This preshow is ADORABLE https://t.co/QGC9nyL4RL Undertale concert is in just about 30 minutes!!! https://t.co/zmDAcCZgZ5 @rick_akker I could swear I own the pink one but it's been years since I've seen it lol. Might have to pick up this new one! @Trancister Don't worry I'm old too 😭😭😭 @The_Beebles You COULD probably skip the first one. The second one is good if you want goofy fun. If you like Bebop & Rocksteady at all I think you'll be entertained. The only thing that sucks about the first not-Bay movie (he didn't direct them! Stop giving him undue credit!) is Megan Fox. Out of the Shadows (aka Bebop and Rocksteady: The Movie) I unironically love lol https://t.co/9KsRPEk5GQ @A_Wet_Duck3 my pen doesn't use a battery! 😭😭😭 "Me, sobbing: Please capitalism it's once in a fucking blue moon that I ever have the spoons to draw in the first place, I don't have time for this! Wacom: Can't hear you over our piles of money" "Digital drawing with a fancy tablet in theory: Everything's easier and quicker Digital drawing under capitalism: Whyyyyy is my pen pressure turning off every 3 seconds? Drivers are good, settings look good, sacrificial lamb's been slaughtered, WHAT AM I MISSING???" "@Roodypatooti No no no, it's okay, I just have weird hangups about certain media lol. You're fine 💕💕💕" "In a way, sometimes breaking off a mutual is like saying ""I no longer wish to have a regular relationship with you, I'd much prefer if it was a parasocial relationship."" Or at least that's the end result, regardless of intent." "@Roodypatooti I get so annoyed when people call those the Bay ones. The two recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies were as much Michael Bay movies as the majority of the Transformers movies were Spielberg movies (in other words, in both cases we're talking about PRODUCERS, not directors)" "While it's true that you shouldn't stress out about who is and isn't following you, it's also true that not being mutuals is 99% of the time a barrier to building/keeping a friendship, at least in my experience. So like, losing a mutual isn't just no big deal." "It's so weird because like, obviously at 11 I was a child. Not a teenager, a verified kid. But at the time, finally getting a console at that age felt like I had an entire childhood without video games." "I got into console gaming at the ""old"" age of 11 so my first console was an N64. But as an indicator of my age, lying and saying my first console was a SNES would almost be more accurate. Which is a long way of saying this image makes me feel really old." @Roodypatooti Yeah I've seen clips from that @Roodypatooti There are 5 live action TMNT movies :P @autotectonic Happy birthday! 💕💕💕 @nyaaABDL just gotta clip through the changing table at just the right angle to pull off the TAS run @okbillybunny TORTIE KITTY 😍 @okbillybunny It's a good look! Such a goddamn cool concept. But it was also one of those toy lines where you could tell right out the gate it wouldn't last. It was too weird and perfect. See also: The Pokemon Trading Figure Game No joke Attacktix were the SHIT @Roodypatooti I should really invest in a VPN one of these days "@stanthemanchan Scratch a transphobe, you'll find a racist anti-semite" That's what I'm told and it floors me every time to hear it. I want to support my streaming friends but it's agony trying to use that service. https://t.co/y7E6WBBj9H "Youtube's perfect, Netflix too, WoW works great, MtGA, Overwatch is basically fine. It's just Twitch that shits the bed." "So after spending all of 2019 living in a house with shitty mountain internet, it's nice to finally live somewhere where the internet can at least play Overwatch (sometimes). You what I still can't do though? Watch Twitch. That shit is always stuttering/buffering." @JosieKame Yeah I find when I started gaming (N64) to be less an indicator of my age than when I COULD have started gaming (SNES). I like the idea of which generation you started college in. For me that's B. Hey I'm in this! :D @nyaakat *pats head* "@nyaakat Yeah I just saw the tweet you thought this was lol I was like ""I don't see bab stuff I'm confused""" @nocturnmusings OOF @nyaaABDL top pad skillz @nocturnmusings Ooooh I've already missed too many of those in the past year or so (desperately hoping they eventually add them to normal loot boxes). Not missing this one though! Thank you! @nyaakat (wait where did you intend to post it? o.o) @nocturnmusings Omg what skin is this? :D @ShugoWah Omg that's so cool! @nyaakat gosh I gotta up my game 😳💕 @StillYourGhost It's her little cinnamon @JessicaCyboid GOOD BUN 💕 I'm gonna do a drawing for the 5th anniversary of Undertale. Might not be done until tomorrow though. I have exactly what I want to draw mapped out in my head already. @morkitten Omg I didn't know this was happening! Thank you! "Hmmmmm Amazon's prices for digital copies of the seasons of the first series are pretty nice. $9 for each season, which sucks for season 1 (5 episodes) but rocks pretty hard to season 3 (*47* episodes). What should I call the hashtag for my livetweeting of this?" You know what? Fuck it. I'm not yet sure where I'm gonna track all this down but I'm gonna go all out: - All 4 animated series - The Next Mutation - Coming Out of Their Shells Tour - All 6 movies - Uhhhh those episodes where they joined the Power Rangers? https://t.co/AU2YCOn2Za @mode_view I mean it's on Amazon but it doesn't appear to be merely streamable with my Prime membership alone. I have to pay money to watch them. Which if I'm gonna do that I'd rather track down the DVDs. "As far as streaming, all I have is Netflix, and all they have is The Next Mutation which must mean Viacom has some deal with one of the 6,000 streaming services and is keeping all the stuff you'd want to watch on there lol" @wehpudicabok Neat! "@chrismcfeely Huh. Well, thank you for the explanation! If you ever run out of Transformers (lol) I think a Basics on Ninja Turtles would be cool!" "Okay, Amazon has the first 3 series. I figure even if I have to jump through weird hoops to watch Rise, it's the most recent series so it'll be the easiest to find. But... they only have 3/7 seasons for 2k3 and for the CGI series that have 10/5??????" @chrismcfeely I... guess there's logic there when you put it that way. Huh. @chrismcfeely I'm just speechless that anyone thought that was a good idea for 3 seasons lol @Sigma_117 Yep!!! 🥰 "Anyway I'd really like to go back and finally give it all a watch, even if it sounds like the first two animated series wore out their welcome towards the end there." "I was obsessed with the Turtles as a kid, but to be honest I mostly watched Disney and Nickelodeon (ironic.gif) so actually watching the series meant watching the VHS tapes Then the next 3 animated series were increasing levels of ""Yeah yeah it's on my list to watch or whatever""" "Original series had 193 episodes, 2k3 had 156, the first series under Nickelodeon ownership had 124, and the most recent one has apparently been cancelled after just 39. I dunno if like shareholders or whatever judge a show's success on episode number, but oof." @tamazonx It was long after I stopped watching so I dunno lol Apparently Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles became All My Turtles at some point in the 90's when no one was looking I'm sorry what https://t.co/7EPMeM26Mw "Out of curiosity I added up all the episodes of all four animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. If you wanted to marathon it all, that's 512 episodes. Assuming 22 minutes an episode, that's 188 hours. And I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda considering it." "@JosieKame Yeah I'm realizing my memories of that show consist of it being like, *literally* dark lol" @JosieKame lol fair @JosieKame I thought we did dark and gritty turtles in 2003 @mode_view That's absolutely another important aspects about this transphobic trope. The only reason to ever entertain the idea that cis men would pretend to be anything other than cis men while being violent is a post hoc justification for your transphobia. "If you always leave open the possiblity that at least some of us are deceivers, you're inevitably going to end up ignoring us and the bigotry and violence done against us There's no reason to hold onto that box because even if we outlawed being trans, cis men could STILL do that" "I'm sure Rowling thinks she's able to compartmentalize and have a mental box for ""good trans women"" and ""hypothetical evil cis men who will take advantage of us taking this trans nonsense too seriously,"" but I shouldn't have to explain why even having that second box is dangerous" "I'm sorry but no one who's an actual trans ally (as Rowling and many of her defenders claim she is) writes a story with a Buffalo Bill villain (who was also, canonically, a cis man). That's like, bare minimum, basic ally 101 shit. No one is falling for y'all playing dumb." "I think if you're honest with yourself you'll find that unfortunately for a transphobic author, the differences between a trans woman and a cis man are nonexistent. That's the core issue here." That's not to say trans women and cis men are identical. I'm saying put yourself in the shoes of a hypothetical Rowling who is going FULL mask off and just writing a trans woman who's a serial killer: How would this Rowling's portrayal be any worse? "[cw jk rowling] To the people insisting that the villain in Rowling's new book is a cis man and therefore not a transphobic trope, I have the following thought experiment: Let's say the villain was an actual trans woman In what ways would the story be materially different? 1/4" @JessicaCyboid As someone who got hers in December: Huge agree @upandoutcomic @ShantiRittgers Having a shoe sister is truly magical 🥰 @abrokentweeter I've never seen these people before but I feel like someone ran this picture through a face swapper @StopTweetingMia Good morning 🥰 "Oh, and not to imply that I've been a fan of this for only five years! I fell in love with Star Wars when I saw the original trilogy in theaters in 1997. I was 10 🥰 Over two thirds of my life I've been obsessed with Star Wars lol" "I also really fucking wish Animated's 10th anniversary wasn't completely fucking ignored so I understand where y'all are coming from. It's not entirely fair which lines they return to, but it DOES have something to do with simply waiting long enough." @DexTheDragon @garblefart Ugh nevermind then @garblefart Normally I'd agree but they recently announced they're pulling the plug on Edge at the beginning of 2021 "Being a Star Wars fan went from being really awesome to really frustrating and depressing in just five years. I can't just drop my biggest and longest-running special interest, though." @TheQueenSeKa Mrrrrrrr yes plz~ @viragoergosum 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX AWWWWW THAT'S PERFECT @AmazonChique I believe you can hack a save to do it? "@HenryWHall @QueenStodge My dream goal is to own two of each! One for the bot shelves, the other for The Display. One day hopefully!" @acvalens God I feel so much of this. Whenever I pull myself out of depression long enough to draw something it's either not up to my standards and I get discouraged or it's actually good which in some ways is almost worse due to *gestures at everything you're saying* @HenryWHall @QueenStodge I owned one that I had to sell in a pinch and I still regret that. I might still get one even if this new one is the same size. Wanna one day have a big permanent Cybertron display. "@QueenStodge My first and only question is how big is he gonna be. Given the secondary market prices for the last Metro, I might not say no to a cheaper one that doesn't have a mode I'll use much anyway." @nyaaABDL Omg I had no idea about this account! And you're doing modeling for an ABDL store? That's so cute! Cutest bab!!!! "I'm trans so that my stuffie collection is ""cute"" and ""adorable"" rather than ""creepy"" and ""am I going to die???""" "@CaseyExplosion Being a wonderful, kind, cheerful, loving person 💕" @mode_view Good! :3 @FoxieAfterDark Omg I like you even more now 😍😍😍 @mode_view Well you're just one of my favorite people period 😘 (though honestly a lot of those descriptors can be changed or removed individually and you're still describing folks I like lol) "Seriously, horny transfemme furries with weird kinks? These are my people and I love you all." @RaccoonVoid @SnortingEstrace doubt.jpg @TheDevilFaeself goodnight 💕 @TheDevilFaeself a mood "@Calliethulhu Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing it talked about more, I was mostly joking. But seriously I've on many occasions thought ""Well I'm not butch... but I'm definitely not femme wtf""" @Calliethulhu It's better this way. I literally couldn't tell you which I was with a gun to my head lol @PirateCaptMage @OneLameShark How am I mutuals with both of you and didn't know this? Congrats! "@DragonsBouquet I've been feeling this for days. I don't think it's right of me to comment on how/when/if it'll feel better. But like, I'm feeling this too. 💕" @ZJemptv Holy shit that's wonderful news! 💕💕💕 @Den_Matrix @mode_view Same! One of these days I need to mod a Skullcruncher into Megatron. thank fuck for weed "It's funny, you'd think my dad dying when I was such a young age would've prepared me better for how to deal with grief, but I don't remember what I did nearly 20 years ago." I don't know if just letting more crying out or trying to distract myself from crying with internet and video games is the way to go. Both kinda hurt. I blame @CaseyExplosion for this Into the Spider-Verse includes all your favorite Spiders-Men! I now want to pluralize Spider-Man as Spiders-Men @ancientsap Literally the tweet I'm QTing in OP is replying to :V https://t.co/JWYhl0RwfE @vluesclues @DragonsBouquet If you spam the space bar it'll open them and then skip to the next one @DragonsBouquet @vluesclues I mean at a certain point even the gold is at least worth something! Why are they unopened? D:< So this basically means Bill & Ted are the perfect fictional characters. No I will not be clarifying that. LRT evidently Alex Winter is one righteous dude "@nyaakat I mean of course! It's Daddy's hole, after all! Good girl 💕" @ghoulsNgoats @JessicaCyboid @vickthemay @softgirlrobin this just... appeared on my damn timeline and I need you to know I'm not okay with it @TAHK0 I mean he was living under an assumed name :V @FoxieAfterDark Goodnight! 🥰 https://t.co/If7VY7dhJ6 This tweet feels relevant today in more ways than one. @ARCTIC_ST0RM ...transform and brol out? @mode_view Fun fact the show was originally planning to have those modes included for those characters. Problem was each character already had two unique models... and it was 1996... that shit got pricey. It's also why the overall cast was very small. "Honestly though there's really only so many ways you can transform and humanoid into a humanoid lol Transformers with ape alt modes, when you stop and think about it, are kinda silly." "Famously the Beast Wars cartoon used 3D scans of the actual toys (with some modifications made, more for some characters, hardly any for others). And the recent Masterpiece Primal figure is based heavily on the original toy. Which is how magic like this is possible 🥰" "@QueenYiff420 @PrissyOrcGF My goal would be to see every UK friend I have while I'm over there, but the list as-is was already like 15 people 😭 Who the hell knows what that'll all look like when/if covid isn't an issue, though." "@QueenYiff420 @PrissyOrcGF I would love nothing more, seriously" @JessicaCyboid Lucky boy! :3 @PrissyOrcGF I had plans to visit the UK! 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 @PrissyOrcGF yo same @Darkly_Dave @Doc_Wolverine @erismoth https://t.co/OWSrKiB6cS I watched March stay March. I saw it do that. Now it's September. "2020 feels like a year in which you were asked to watch a pot boil. After sitting there for hours and hours with a pot of water on the burner, you notice that at some point during your watch in which you never looked away even once, the pot started boiling. Anyway it's September" "no but seriously it was DS9 that predicted this year, everyone knows that" fuckin voyager predicting 2020 like this "@JessicaCyboid Awwww, cute! 🥰💕" @wand3rwolf @flaplette Star Trek Voyager. Episode name is in the pic. """I hope this email finds you well"" How this email finds me: https://t.co/1i7MM3aXaE" @Doc_Wolverine @erismoth ooooooh I hate how Official Sounding that phrase is omg I want that old style Yoshi stuffie SO MUCH @GenderBanana I kinda want them to keep making those forever lol @StopTweetingMia it's black and white so you know it's a SERIOUS movie about SERIOUS superheroes @Hypnothulhu hhhhhgh i'm not wet you are >////> @TheEpicDewback @ikeaproductbot WELP I NEED ONE OF THESE @FoxieAfterDark No idea but you're cute af @PrissyOrcGF instantly become a puddle 😳💦 @sillygaymiria best way to get high imo @ScribblerSys Clearly not enough "And even if Rowling wants to hide behind the fact that this is fiction & claim she in no way thinks it reflects reality (she wouldn't, but this is the closest she could get to a defensible stance): REAL PEOPLE REALLY THINK THIS IS REALLY COMMON. YOUR STORIES ARE FEEDING INTO THIS" The fantasy of cis men abusing society's acceptance of trans women is a fantasy created from a need to justify one's own transphobia and nothing more. "Dear Rowling: You could literally make transitioning illegal, put a magic spell on it so that no trans person would ever disobey, and murderous cis men pretending to be women would be EXACTLY as common an occurrence as it is now." The more followers you get the less usable this site becomes. It's the silliest goddamn monkey's paw. I've gotten to the point where I mute threads that really take off long before I actually get any negative comments. Like it used to be 1k likes meant I muted. Now it's more like 500 likes. It's not even due to mean comments it's just... too noisy. I tire of it. It's also so telling that two mystery novels she's written has had this trope in it. She's clearly been obsessed with seeing us as predatory men for a long time now. It's really scary given how much money and influence she has. "You cannot compartmentalize trans issues like this. If you don't treat us as the women we are, the policies put in place to keep us out will be inherently transphobic, and it will hurt ALL women. You don't get to have your bigotry and eat it too." "Given what Rowling has claimed her opinion on trans women is, I guess we're to assume the villain in her latest book is a character she truly believes isnt transphobic It's her going ""See how scary it would be if a cis man did this?"" These ridiculous fantasies have consequences" @AyrenTheWolf Hell yeah! @somedumbbinch heck >////> "@somedumbbinch Doesn't have to be in the box, and ideally it's one I don't already own, but yes :P" @somedumbbinch Oh I'm a slut for Transformers and it's only gotten worse during 2020. Daddy Hasbro has me well-trained. @nobodyinpartic3 My slowly gathering all the pieces for a big Cybertron setup. Only titans I'm missing are Metro and Fort Max. "Depending on the price, this retool of Volcanicus interests me for several reasons despite me owning the PotP version: - Might be more third party upgrade kits coming from this - I like displaying Dinobots in dinosaur mode - Two knives" What is with Hasbro Pulse sending me emails for new products before said products go live lol https://t.co/AtRaibMlkp @nobodyinpartic3 I'm practically salivating looking at this pic I wish I had room to unpack my Transformers 😭😭😭 Anyway the real Neil can be found here if you're curious: @neilcic "(that's rhetorical, the answer is clearly yes)" is neil cicierega queer culture @OrionPax4217 RIGHT???? "(the funny thing is, such a meetup might actually involve trans people hooking up lol)" @ghoulsNgoats I mean I have a overwhelming urge to get on my knees if that counts 🤔 "Interestingly it defaulted to ""other."" I've definitely voted before transitioning, so I wonder how that happened lol" "Apparently voter registration (in Colorado at least) has an option to select your gender and they even have an ""other"" option. I dunno why my voting registration needs to have a gender listed at all, but if it's going to, I prefer doing it this way." "@NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH Your teeth are gonna feel SUPER weird. Like, WAY too slick." @TransArachnia Nice! Hope you love it! The first few hours of the game drags a bit but it really is worth it @TheEpicDewback Guess I missed some leaks? "@CaseyExplosion Yes, but it's the better version in my head :P" @MrsStephinMerit Holy heck congrats! @SnortingEstrace Holy shit Omg he comes with his own fire! Never pre-ordered a Pop faster lol @SnortingEstrace I'm sorry? "(Even though for my future ideal Cybertron setup, I really want more of those little guys that become bases and ramps. Seriously I'd be happy with like 3 times what we have so far)" "So it's looking like both trilogies of toylines have the issue where the third entry's gimmick is the weirdest, but I'll take Kingdom's Fossilizers over PotP's uhhhhhh whatever the fuck PotP was doing any day." @ARCTIC_ST0RM Fossilizers are such a weird concept but I am SO here for them @Emmy_Zje @ohheykiri All the best vibes! Good luck! 💕💕💕 @StillYourGhost Yes he plays Nearly Headless Nick @maxcapacity_ yay I win! but we're already friends @Marzipan_Kitty This is beautiful and the emotions hit me like a truck. Thank you 💕 "@StebMcDreb I see plenty of people talk about Endgame, love. Saw a meme involving that scene with Doctor Strange's portals just today. No one talks about Infinity War." "Depression's been making me nap more, which is something that always worries me whenever I fall back into it, but on the other hand,,, slep gud,,,,," @StopTweetingMia Mood @yakkity1 Aww thank you 💕 One of my favorite pieces that I ever drew had this cutie in it! https://t.co/VTizL2JCxa @nyaakat I definitely didn't o.o $10 more and I should be good! Thank you so much to everyone who's donated so far 🥰 @ARCTIC_ST0RM squad goals @MommyBlakesFeet hhgh 😳 @NewGenderWhoDis 💕😍💕 "@NewGenderWhoDis I think I'm going to need a MUCH closer look, why don't you have a seat~?" So we should expect FFXVI to hit around 2030 then? "@FoldableHuman I wouldn't call a 76 minute video ""digestible"" as much as I loved how long it was lol" @AngryGayRobot 👀 @tinybird420 Oh well @tinybird420 We half-jokingly talk about someone on the ranch (we're all anarchists too) running for sheriff specifically to not do anything and make the position pointless. Might be the idea here. SKELLINGTON DINO SKELLINGTON DINO @KelcyWinter I WISH I KNEW LOL @QueenStodge 👀👀👀 @Lass_Library That's not even close to my name! @somedumbbinch >/////> look my pussy's always wet I thought that was kinda the default setting @somedumbbinch hhgggggfghhh 😳 @somedumbbinch The only one I ask you avoid is Kitten as that's Mistress's special name for me 💕 Kathryn: 8/10 Feels really formal despite literally being my display name lol Kat: 10/10 The name I usually expect! Kath: ??/10 Honestly not sure how to feel about this one. It's really common? And kinda sweet that people just started using it? Though initially it sounded weird @SammyRainbowCat Thank you so much for sharing these memories 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ https://t.co/9LnbVoCPDi @AdequateEmily Thank you 💕💕💕💕 "the last thing I said to her just a couple months ago oh, my heart 💔 https://t.co/x1n0A9GIxT" @lavndrapplewolf he fuckin better be @AyrenTheWolf THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU WTF "@LambChopInPamps Yeah I'm not like mad at myself for not being okay so much, but goddess I'm so fucking not okay Thank you 💕" "Me: I think maybe I've reached mental/emotional stability this year! 2020: *takes yet another entire shit in my lap* Me: Ah! Nevertheless," @ireneista @NireBryce Luxury death. I hope I get something similar. @LilEspace @LambChopInPamps I'll be honest that was my first thought as well @Sparx_x_x Ritties make my heart smile so much 💕 She's so cute! 💕 "@CaseyExplosion *chants* SLOFFICE, SLOFFICE" "@QuestForTori *hugs* I know offers of ""I'm here to talk"" never really help, but I have to offer. You mean a lot to me and so did she 💕" @QueenStodge Without question 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ No I definitely love her 100% on her own merits. Even suggesting I don't seems ridiculous to me lol 💕 @QueenStodge You're really pretty and this is a hell of a glowup 💕 "@NireBryce @ireneista I never even stopped to consider that was a thing, but I'm not surprised." I'm never unfollowing. It's the least I can do. @Kaelyrhn Thank you 💕 this shit's so fucked I'm mutuals with two ghosts now "When you lose someone like that at such a young age, your heart never fully repairs. It's just this scarred over gash." There's a numbness my heart returns to whenever someone close to me dies. I can't tell if it's me dealing with it or my brain burying it. Death's never been the same since my dad died nearly 20 years ago. I dunno. @KageOtt @RebeccaCuddles Her death's been fucking me up too :/ 💕 Kinda glad I randomly discovered The Limousines ten years after the fact. This was a song I kinda needed tonight. "I wanna laugh as many times as I can before I die I wanna love, I wanna smile; I don't need much, I'm a simple child I wanna laugh as many times as I can before I die I wanna love, I wanna smile, just wanna fuck every once in a while I just wanna fuck every once in a while" @Lilfelicity1 Exactly [cw drugs] I smoke sativa too much. I often forget how lovely indica is 🥰 @peaktransit @NLRG_ Really pulled a Vizzini here https://t.co/b8B3BGcFaZ "And when we die, our empty bodies turn to dust There'll be no pit of fire No angels singing songs for us There's nothing we can say that people won't forget someday There's nothing we can do that matters And that's okay" @hmsnofun I'm really looking forward to it!!! @ZJemptv Probably! That's more or less how I need to function in 2020 @peaktransit @NLRG_ Came here to say exactly this @Vera08248960 I'm so sorry you're dealing with this too. *hugs* Lost two friends this year and so far neither of them were due to covid. Not... not exactly looking forward to this autumn. @Uber_Anne look it's IMPOSSIBLE to resist those come on "Okay, yeah. Confirmation. She hadn't been on Twitter in a while but I'm talking about @RebeccaCuddles. I don't know how it happened, sorry. I'm gonna miss her." "If there's something you've been meaning to do with a friend, like a voice call or playing an online game together or whatever, don't wait. For me, just for tonight, don't wait. You might wake up one day and find you ran out of opportunities." I'm not ready to talk about who before I can confirm from someone I know that I didn't misread or mix something up. But I still need to vent. That's The second time an internet friend of mine died in the same summer. "@SammyRainbowCat I know you and I don't know each other, but I'm proud to have called Rebecca my friend. This news really sucks to hear. I can't imagine what you're going through. She was an amazing person." @HaileyAdamsXXX SO CUTE THO 😍💕 @Real_Ry_Ry 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍 In love with this card's flavor too! https://t.co/xwSCARQEjJ I LOVE how much both sides of this card plus the flavor text paint such a detailed and distinct picture of this corner of Zendikar https://t.co/Q4S6jjl7lW @CertifiedLeggy I mean same @PrissyOrcGF 👀👀👀 @PrissyOrcGF hahaha that'd be so hot as like a bit tired: board games inspired: videosn't game @mijasinverwenza it me @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats Hot :3 @nyaakat power move *expenses lol @Calliethulhu It's a good deal @CaseyExplosion But that's the best kind of art!!! @Azure_Husky @fluff_pilot same @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhggggh 💦💦💦 @miss_nikola Congrats hehehe 💕 @Calliethulhu *hugs hugs hugs* 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch hot! also I'm jealous D:< @Tyaboop5 Heck we have the same birthday??? @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Heck 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much 🥰🥰💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF why it's great @Nickle4aPickle @transgirltrish @squishable OMG YES 💕💕💕 Watching Hook with Mistress and Jen 🥰 @viragoergosum Okay that's DEFINITELY going on my wishlist :D @viragoergosum I DON'T BUT I TOTALLY SHOULD @HaileyAdamsXXX My gender is also a crunchwrap supreme but with a root beer float @MsMercury216 😘😘😘 @vexwerewolf @LeafTilde sooooo goddamn hot 🥵 @LeafTilde @DozingDreamers FUCK YEAH LET'S DO IT "@StrypeisonFire You're really cute, so yes >.>" @LambChopInPamps hi :3 @NewGenderWhoDis *hugs hugs hugs* :/ @PrissyOrcGF Heck yes! Good job! "@GenderBanana Not real, unfortunately 😔" I really hope people who grew up with Whataburger and Fatburger understand that to the rest of us it sounds like you're talking about Mondo Burger or the Honker Burger @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕💕💕 On top of that the one that's fictitious is the one that sounds the least fake @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Wait I think I mean 50% bigger @HaileyAdamsXXX I need to go at least 150% bigger imo @AyrenTheWolf Same @HaileyAdamsXXX Gotta get mine in 00 tho hehe @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I want a pair too! @little_lizzie22 😘😘😘 @TheCrystalStorm SO PRETTY 😍💕 @QueenStodge Yes you are~ 😘 @nyaakat wow gay~ might just have to keep kissing you all over :3 @somedumbbinch >//////> 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX *moans and whines* @HaileyAdamsXXX ooooh nooooo I might get pregnant~ @somedumbbinch hhhggghg 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX yesssss Daddy plz 😭💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf @Rechanmole hhhhhhhghhg 💦 we'll play it by ear this would likely be a prelude to riding said dick "wanna like, grind my pussy against a cutie's dick" @HaileyAdamsXXX @rikkipoynter Omg I love it! @nyaakat very kissable tum 👀 @mebisdead I thought you were like in your early 30's at most! @trasinscneach Heck yeah congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf @Azure_Husky yes plz 👀 Sexy eyeball 👀 @AyrenTheWolf Ggoshhhh 🥵 @AyrenTheWolf 😳😳😳 @AyrenTheWolf Oh! Oh! Me! 🥺 @AyrenTheWolf 👀👀👀 "@RaeGun2k I'll do that when I get home, thank you 💕💕💕" @Monicaaaaaah Same @RaeGun2k My pelvic muscles are way too tight too. Seeing my surgeon on Tuesday to hopefully get some ideas on what to do. The only dilator that actually goes in most of the way is the smallest one. All the others don't get past my pelvic floor :/ @nyaakat Kat on Kat action owo @nyaakat It's destiny! :O "@tainkirrahe I mean as an American I need a really obvious R to notice a pun that involves the word ""shorn"" so I was kinda working with a disadvantage :P" "@theymerSophie @hmsnofun But, like... they are good." @tainkirrahe ... I was also today years old @SomeBWord https://t.co/n1WqrFlXpx @NewGenderWhoDis OMG THAT'S SO COOL @NewGenderWhoDis Awwww it's cute that you know your place 💕💕💕 @nyaakat Hey there :3 @mebisdead Gosh! 😳 YES AND IT ROCKED @MaiaFranklyn Oh gosh that sounds cool!!! @PrivateWelshman Oh lol! Yeah Smee is one of my favorite Hoskins roles! "@natalievanbc No, is it any good?" @PrivateWelshman Doesn't seem like he was in the movie? Not according to imdb anyway? Hook is the reason I was so excited for both SyFy's Neverland (terrible!) and Pan (also terrible!). I crave more movies/shows that expand the Peter Pan lore. At least Peter Pan 2003 was pretty good. Hook is one of my favorite childhood movies. I was 4 when it came out & my dad took me to see it I think 3 times in theaters? I nearly wore out the tape watching it so much in the following years. I would LOVE an extended cut with the 30(!) deleted scenes https://t.co/8fQBZR2uk4 "@lisaquestions Yep, it started with puberty for me" @medicatedboy @somedumbbinch Thank you! 💕 @TheSecretCallie Aaaaaa congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @medicatedboy @somedumbbinch That pretty much lines up with my experience lol @OzmaRacc https://t.co/azhxELjqZP "@OzmaRacc Maybe rub them together to test, um, squish" @OzmaRacc We really should! For science @OzmaRacc I also have tits and I'm forced to agree 🥰 @ohheykiri I got an F on my testosterone :V This is a completely pointless excuse because for anyone to agree with it they'd need to already think that what the kid did was ultimately not a big deal. @stackedbimbo FEET ON MAIN "@ExistentialEnso Honestly that article chilled me to my core (like, in the way it's intending). A banal, slow slide into fascism is in some ways scarier than an overnight, bloody takeover." @PrissyOrcGF God Morgan you're such goals 🥰 @SnowFoxTales @TimonicWulfgar Oof :/ @AlexisVeilled 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @AlexisVeilled goddess I need to kiss you 😍 @Uber_Anne mood @NLRG_ Awwww I didn't know it got suspended! Follow request sent 🥰 @somedumbbinch hhhhggghhh 💦💦💦 @NLRG_ Do you even still use your alt or is this like another one I don't know about @somedumbbinch you're cute and I want you to fuck me >/////> @somedumbbinch hgffgfsssgff but you! >/////< @somedumbbinch *nods* >//////< @somedumbbinch hhhggggh >/////> @StebMcDreb https://t.co/rRcQihLwG1 In the states it was released in 1996 and I was 9. Didn't own an N64 until I was 11 though. The person working the drive thru ma'am'd Jen and then asked if we were trans. Turns out they were transmasc and it was really cool to connect that way 🥰 I made sure to mention the name of our ranch to look us up online 💕 "@StopTweetingMia Basically trans girls can be tomboys like any other girls, even before we come out. I was one too!" @BoringNerdyKate Hot! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Azure_Husky 😍😍😍 @Azure_Husky IT'S SO GOOD @Azure_Husky Sounds like my Daddy @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍 "@QueenStodge ""Me gotta tell ya, this pretty terrific!""" @A0__J_STAR hhgggghgg no but I want to >/////< @somedumbbinch Omg I missed this reply initially 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX My brain went right to thinking of Aqua who I love lol @_gennajoy That's a thing? o.o @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddyyyyyyyy plz >/////< 💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX Hmmmm this might be something I'd want you to help me with >.> "@chrismcfeely @MaiaFranklyn Snezz just sounds like a seasonal flu bug to me lol ""Yeah I'm sick in bed with the snezz""" @MaiaFranklyn @chrismcfeely Aw hell yeah I have a bunch of Nintendo tapes "@chrismcfeely @MaiaFranklyn I typed ""snes"" and I meant it! I say snes, not snezz :P I dunno it just rolls off the tongue more lol" "@MaiaFranklyn @chrismcfeely But it's only-- Wait no, carry on." "@chrismcfeely @MaiaFranklyn Oh is that how we're supposed to pronounce it? Years ago I lost track of which was the American pronunciation and at some point just started saying Snes. Though ""Nes"" still sounds wrong to me outside of the Earthbound character." "@chrismcfeely @MaiaFranklyn Hmmmm good point I guess I've never had to say ""Mega Drive"" out loud much as an American lol" @chrismcfeely @MaiaFranklyn Look it's not our fault the commercials back in the 90's pronounced it wrong 😭 "@MaiaFranklyn @chrismcfeely I think most people in the states say Segga, but I trained myself to say Say-ga because it both sounds cooler and I'm pretty sure it's the proper way?" @Sparx_x_x That dog sure is homosexual Archimedes cuddling with Hobbes 😍 https://t.co/KbLxkOTqX4 @Monicaaaaaah The SEGA Dreamcast is old enough to drink! @Monicaaaaaah That's such a glowup for only a year! 😍😍😍 @mode_view Yeah I agree. The first 3 work really well but then it all starts to buckle under the weight of her shitty writing lol @QueenStodge Yep! This really is just a transforming robot toy. @mode_view In hindsight it's fucking bizarre Harry Potter was such a massively successful series. There's not much I could add that hasn't already been said. We don't need to make a new word that includes trans women when we're already women. Just... that ratio. god that ratio https://t.co/Em8v2uV6ER @IikeClockwork god same @RBradndenburg @SixoTF This is Takara :P @PrissyOrcGF I LOVE YOUR COLLAR OMG @AnaMardoll lol I bet you're right "@mode_view See I like that explanation way better. It's possible, but difficult. Not just ""nope, can't happen because I'm making the rules about my story""" @AnaMardoll Possibly! But there's sooooo many of those issues in her universe already that it's hard to say for sure lol @mode_view You might be right actually. But then that still points back to my main point about how she really wanted capitalism in her story even if she doesn't recognize poverty as a symptom of capitalism. @Demi_theynd @ArtregalOR I mean same with Fred and George if I recall correctly lol "@Demi_theynd @ArtregalOR I mean I was fine with the idea of fiend fire as well as it being one of the powerful magical things that can destroy horcruxes, but the pacing of introducing all of that was so horrendously bad." @AuraBlazeZ VERY absurd lol @ArtregalOR @Demi_theynd The diadem being introduced and then destroyed by accident within the same chapter kinda disproves that. Also horcruxes were pretty obviously retconned in on top of the diary she created for book 2 @t1nylittlebird @SwiftAusterity I'm pretty sure we're all agreeing @Demi_theynd I don't think she planned that far ahead lol @Kate_Bunni Hence why I bring it up. I'm pretty sure it was in fact very deliberate. "@Kate_Bunni Hmmmm I think you might be right? But I recall that the ""no conjuring food"" rule being actually stated in the books." "@LorelaiMerri Yeah her world still doesn't really make sense but I think she caught onto the fact that instant free food would be a huge game changer, even if it's simply more obvious than the other game changers she allowed to stay in lol" "(If I recall correctly you CAN use magic to speed up parts of cooking, but the base elements of the meal cannot be created with magic)" (If you only saw the movies: The food in the great hall DOES apparate onto the plates but it's explained in later books that that's house elves in the kitchens below teleporting it upstairs after preparing it) "Now I dunno if she consciously thought ""I'd much rather my wizards be capitalists, so no conjuring food,"" but I do think she thought through the implications of being able to conjure food and determined that world would be too alien. And in a way? She was almost right." "Narratively it probably has to do with justifying house elf slavery (which, you know... yikes) but I think part of it was because that would make the wizards too powerful and likely? Extremely socialist. Hard to enforce capitalism when no one in your society can starve." You ever wonder why one of the basic rules of Rowling's wizarding universe was that wizards can't conjure food out of nothing? @zei_squirrel That last one might be the most pretentious book title I've ever seen holy shit @ChromeTyranno I mean that'd still be neat but not my first choice @Azure_Husky Being be-titted IS pretty nice @PS_Velveeta Uhhhhh maybe a little bit of the first one with my cousin like 20 years ago @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you so much Daddy 💕💕💕💕 @Sarahthelizard Yep it sure was one of the choices "Haven't played any of them and don't really want to, but I hear the Jak series is good" @PrissyOrcGF I was wondering if that was starting to happen! Hot~ "@LetoDoesThings Well heck I didn't know that! I'll check asap, thank you!" @miss_nikola that's adorable @transvulpina @ARCTIC_ST0RM On PC I bought mine from the Mojang site in like 2010 for 10 euros :P @A_Wet_Duck3 literally raise me 😍 YES THIS EXACTLY https://t.co/wFqm1jpEfm @AntikytheraClio Omg I love this "@ARCTIC_ST0RM I mean I have it on Switch and PC. Bedrock in my case means Switch, right?" OMG SINCE WHEN DOES MINECRAFT HAVE DLC I'M GONNA GET THIS ASAP https://t.co/aV5UQuOSPI @LewdyMelon That's awesome!!! @AntikytheraClio No but this is the second time someone's mentioned it in response to this tweet Is... is there a Minecraft mod that puts dinosaurs in the game??? 😳😳😳 @AyrenTheWolf I literally shivered reading that 😍😍😍😍 @AyrenTheWolf hhgggh exactly 🥵 "What I thought lesbianism was when I was an egg: Girls fucking each other What it really is: I mean there's girls fucking each other but it's also things like ""collar bones"" and whatever the fuck I just typed up in the above tweet" that thing where the sapphic domme puts her hand on the wall next to the sapphic sub's head as she nervously leans against the wall rt if you agree @StebMcDreb I wish I liked reggae. I've tried. @friend2allcats Disco is the best!!! @TheEpicDewback @tainkirrahe And my fourth grade teacher honestly @somedumbbinch I really wouldn't mind if you did @queenDavideArt Oh wait that gecs band everyone is talking about is ska? Nice! "@StebMcDreb Goddammit why do y'all have the coolest music like, constantly?" "@StebMcDreb That matches up with what I've read but I wanted to add that addendum before someone went all ""aCkShUaLlY"" in my mentions" @Azure_Husky omg I love this (I've since learned it had in fact been around for decades but I guess it was more obscure before the late 90's?) Random story about me and ska now that I'm thinking about it: It was such a ubiquitous genre when I was a kid that I just assumed it was a genre that had been around for decades and was very confused when my mom said she had never heard of it. (also we need to bring ska back) You: We need to bring ska back Me: We need to bring whatever you call this back @tainkirrahe It's sickening but you're probably right @isthatyourmain Gosh that sounds like a fun holiday! :3 @tainkirrahe I desperately wish I could inflict even one fifth the terror that teacher inflicted on the child they've been trusted to take care of. Get your fucking priorities straight. Stop abusing children. There's a special layer in hell for people like you. @tainkirrahe They should be tared and feathered @tainkirrahe I didn't even hear about that but you're 1000% right The BARE MINIMUM in a FUCKING PANDEMIC THAT'S KILLING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS WITH NO END IN SIGHT would be to let the fucking CHILDREN be comfortable in their houses that you've already invaded. Fuck off forever. "It's such a fucking PATHETIC attempt at normalcy. ""Well we can't just have them acting like they're at home!"" Eat five million dicks, each and every one of you wastes of oxygen. You're causing untold amounts of trauma to an already traumatized population of CHILDREN. Go to hell" Wishing I magically had kids just for a day so that I could scream with as many obscenities as possible while class was in session at any teacher who even so much as THOUGHT about trying to control what they wear or the space they live in in my fucking house. @jessfromonline I remember before you had this @! This one is much better lol @critical_kitcat Oh without question @JacquieSwears Feels low-key queerphobic if I'm being candid "@QueenStodge I'm really glad these are happening because while I was able to snag the previous TFCC Runamuck, Runabout eluded me and it's bugged me for years." "@vexwerewolf Ugh, I really need to seek out getting diagnosed. Guess what happened to the TOTALLY FICTIONAL VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I'M WRITING when she tried adderall? Like, every time she tried it?" I love the added detail of needing to give the entire lineup weapons to maybe hopefully if you squint a bit make them seem more threatening than the man who is literally armed with a gun at all times and the power to use it with impunity. Oh and regularly abuses that power. In MANY CASES cops LITERALLY STARTED THE RIOTS but even if they didn't? The spirit of this comic is still unbelievably and willfully ignorant and shitty. @kpendolino I guess I just got very lucky with my 5 cats. I feel blessed 💕 Conservatives are liberals who don't care about optics or most people other than themselves. Liberals left of them really want to believe they care about others. @SwiftAusterity BIG SOFT BABY Awwwww I didn't know this! I definitely feel like Takkun brings our household luck 🥰 https://t.co/Up2APHWLdb @somedumbbinch Oil makes my hair look so gross 😭 @vissersixxx Grow it out? @somedumbbinch I mean after 7 cats have lived with me (5 currently) only one was ever a tiny bit destructive and he grew out of it 🤷‍♀️ deeply cursed "So do other girls with side shaves use like hair clips or something? Because my other two options seem to be either ""never go outside when is even a tiny bit windy"" or ""always have a brush on hand,"" neither of which seems ideal" @caraesten Good luck! 💕💕💕 Like I don't give a single solitary fuck that Appa was bored or whatever. Shit like this is why he can clearly pick up on the fact that I don't have much patience for him. One of the many reasons I prefer cats over dogs: Cats don't do shit like this (Chromia herself is fine thankfully but I can't remember if I stored the instruction booklet with the beautiful artwork in here or not. Hopefully I didn't!) https://t.co/FGLiqYE109 "@SnowFoxTales @TimonicWulfgar Cheaty nothing, that boss rush is ridiculous" goddess I wish that were me @FoxieAfterDark CUTE "Four, but only because I play too much WoW (Eight also sounds right to me)" oh also I'm trans "Explaining my @ Me, holding a salamander: I just think they're neat!" @QueenStodge I'm suddenly very upset that Beast Wars at no point had a bee character when that's arguably the ONE animal that's been associated with Transformers since the beginning. @JessicaCyboid Advanced Sissyfication Not hating on Prime I'm just mad that so many TF properties got 10th anniversary merch and Animated's 10th has come and gone... @Nickle4aPickle It's such an amazing show 💕 @stackedbimbo gosh 😳 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Sorry, I'm not trying to be a buzzkill, I'm just worried about you. You are VERY good at making cuties cum, though 💕💕💕💕" "@carl_blanchet Yeah that's why communism is supposed to be run by the people, not politicians" "@HaileyAdamsXXX Probably a good idea to start blocking judiciously, sweetheart :/" Yet again Animated gets snubbed 😭 """Communism wants to STEAL FROM AND KILL SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE!"" Capitalism is stealing from almost everyone and killing the poor and marginalized. Fuck your success." @NireBryce But like... none of the steps of this cycle he's talking about fit what that is """Communism wants you to work for FREE"" said by someone who'd really appreciate it if you forgot that centuries-long chapter of capitalism that relied on slavery that's not even over everywhere in the world" @NireBryce lol I'm not wearing my glasses and didn't even see that tweet he was replying to. How the fuck is the meme he posted relevant at all? "Really just swap ""free"" for ""slave wages"" and you're good. Even the ironic use of utopia fits." The funniest thing about that communist cycle meme is it's basically describing capitalism Okay this is one realm where YGO has MtG beat "@KindlyWizard Plus TLJ was the best selling Star Wars movie ever at the time. No reason to bring in ""safe"" directors to fix things. Johnson was busy with knives out, Trevorrow couldn't do it, so there was an obvious choice." "@KindlyWizard Trevorrow was planned to direct IX for years, even for a while after TLJ came out." @RozRaidReborn @Liophora @MLPonyFacts The last episode lol Pinkie Pie has kids with Cheese Sandwich too At least with 3 different visions they'd all be balanced in a way. The ego imbalance of A-B-A was too much for the overall narrative to handle. "The original idea of 3 movies, 3 directors I maintain had merit, but what we got was one vision, a second vision, and then the first vision awkwardly returning while forcibly trying to make a bunch of its planned square pegs fit into the second vision's round holes." Best universe: Johnson directed all 3 Second best: Trevorrow got to direct IX Third best: Abrams directed all 3 Worst: What we got I'd never intentionally wish for a world in which Abrams just directed the entire trilogy but knowing what we know now? Without a doubt it would've been better than what we got. We'd've had a trilogy of 3 competently made movies whose worst crime was not challenging expectations "If I HAD to pick between her being a Kenobi vs her being a Palpatine, I'd pick Kenobi. I think most folks would. So the fact that Abrams course corrected due to learning the wrong lesson from a man who understands Star Wars better than he does... goddammit." "Because like I said when TRoS came out, you CAN squint a bit and make TFA's message fit with TRoS if you just make it more about Rey being more than merely a Sith rather than Rey being more than her ancestry. But like... dude Abrams, take the hint." "It kinda sounds like it went from ""Maybe Obi-Wan's daughter?"" in TFA to ""Palpatine's granddaughter"" in TRoS, I feel like that was a course correction trying to account for what TFA established and trying to work within that while also not just doing what TFA was clearly intending" God say what you will about the prequels but at least it was one guy who knew basically where the story should go. You know even before The Last Jedi released & definitively laid out exactly why it was a bad idea to make Rey related to someone famous I hated the the theories insisting she was So to hear even during TFA the idea was being considered... Johnson was the only guy who understood @Q3w3e3 it's just a myth invented by Big Bed @caraesten (how much of that was the pain meds I'm not sure lol) @caraesten All I remember from waking up from GRS was feeling like Harry Potter after he drank the Felix Felicis potion https://t.co/f1y1rbUSij @NLRG_ I now have at least one person who's DM'd me asking who you are and why I'm following you because of this tweet so thanks for that :P @arancaytar Congrats! I was at 4k almost exactly a year ago wtf wtf wtf @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/DH2miStlas @AngryNerdBird Thank you for alerting me to this important in ft information 💕 Vegeta! What does the scouter say about my follower count??? https://t.co/1aBvCwTKnh @HaileyAdamsXXX Aw shit I fucked it all up @HaileyAdamsXXX OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT Oh wait maybe clout is my eternal punishment Then yes I absolutely deserve that @mode_view (I don't get it? >.>) @NewGenderWhoDis Girl same "9k. Wow. I really must stress how much I don't deserve this, but thank y'all all the same 💕💕💕 https://t.co/IryfClYBOq" @NLRG_ where's the fucking eject button for this thread I want out "Imagine telling a 12-year-old in 1999 that they might be trans. Most people would've called that child abuse, yet I was and am in fact trans. And I was one of MILLIONS of kids who needed to hear that. That number has only grown." My earliest memories of wanting to be a girl go back to when I was 12. The education I needed to help me fully realize who I was wasn't quite there yet in 1999. But I know what I would've said if someone had told me I could just be a girl. "Yeah and if you search ""ninja"" you get some douchebag with blue hair, but it's just Zoomers ruining media, not a secret Google conspiracy lol" @Knockout_Kat Tawna from the upcoming Crash 4 @ElisabethMcQ Thank you for sharing this 💕 "@apunkdog I mean I've seen them literally point to short hair specifically and say that makes a woman mannish, but overall you're probably right I could make a similar argument with Zarya but Tracer had the famous backlash against her ass censorship lol" @Colezze Same lol "Gamers: UGH this woman in my video game has short hair!! She looks like a man!!! Also Gamers: WE DESERVE TO SEE TRACER'S ASS, ANYTHING SHORT OF THAT IS CENSORSHIP" And I know all you pathetic horny cishet male Gamers have been searching for Overwatch smut on PornHub for over 4 years now so don't try to act like you don't find queer aesthetics sexy. It's a wonder what hiring an artist whose not drawing with his dick can accomplish. The new look is not only a better character design but also really hot! You can have it both ways! It's not hard! @LesbianLaMaupin Omg this is beautiful 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @Nickle4aPickle Omg are you enjoying it? :D @Q3w3e3 We have real cider too @trgrrl @DoSomeMolly Her bio says she's trans wtf is wrong with her "Bella's death is still kinda fucking me up. I feel almost embarrassed about it because we barely knew each other. Just the thought that someone my age, someone I knew, could just be gone in an instant like that..." @RBradndenburg @ARCTIC_ST0RM (this is a third party product) @ARCTIC_ST0RM Oh no I really want this 😬 FINALLY #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/FLEdVzB3NI @SockGlitter @acephallus I'm pretty sure they added it months ago but I've never been able to sort out when/how often places where I actually use emojis update. Like they'll add them and then some time later I'll see them on my phone. @TimonicWulfgar @SnowFoxTales Right??? HUGE thanks to @SnowFoxTales for telling me about this heart upgrade! This is REALLY gonna help! #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/DIgSSkKVHV @SnowFoxTales Oh nice! This helps a ton as leaving for a different kingdom resets the boss rush. Thank you! I said on paper twice but it works for The Office "Anyway the fact that the show works at all without Pierce, Shirley, and ESPECIALLY Troy is kinda like how on paper The Office without Michael Scott sounds horrible on paper and yet it worked out okay for a season. In my opinion anyway." That explains a lot lol. I feel silly. Honestly I haven't seen every episode? But I barely fucking noticed the quality dip. Maybe Harmon needs to calm down. https://t.co/EPTgfxepkz @Lord_Kristine That's fair! I'm honestly not sure I disagree I keep missing that episode every time Mistress has it playing in the background. It's starting to feel like The Noodle Incident in Calvin & Hobbes lol https://t.co/Qyb2r1LDd9 "@Lord_Kristine I wouldn't say it's just darker. Honestly the shots are lit better in a lot of ways. Shows more depth and texture. The earlier seasons look flat by comparison (other than special paint ball episodes and such). But, improvement or not, the issue is it just looks so different." It's honestly remarkable how much the show still works even after how many of the original characters were gone https://t.co/jqXV4KLgGA The last season of Community is lit so differently than previous seasons it almost looks like a different show @viragoergosum Thank YOU for being one of my favorite friends on here 💕 @viragoergosum Thank you for stopping your deleting "@viragoergosum I'm sorry I was such a bitch. I enjoy these talks. They're cute. You never ever have to delete anything even if I get annoyed, okay?" @viragoergosum Please stop deleting your comments! @viragoergosum Now I feel really bad please stop deleting. @viragoergosum Oh gosh please don't delete everything D: @Commissar_Jane I see Roam and Scorch! And that snake who I also had as a kid but forgot their name. Hissy? Anyway 10/10 shelf! For me HRT has made it possible to both enjoy a sexy outfit AND appreciate a good stuffie shelf and that's magical imo "@viragoergosum Sure. I'm a little annoyed by how often you try to coax replies out of me. Sometimes I just don't have anything more to say, I'm sorry." @olivebrinker Not even a little bit weird! That's honestly really fucking cool! @SnowFoxTales Where's the heart? I know of only the one they give you right before the mech phase. @critical_kitcat Sekiro is a game I just know is beyond my skillset but this was still really fun to watch! And I'm now subscribed 💕 @viragoergosum I really don't know sorry "@Knockout_Kat ""I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself"" It's impossible to know for sure if he's saying ""yes, here's some"" or ""yes, you bring up a good point.""" @transnami It'll be worth the wait! @JessicaCyboid OMG OMG OMG this outfit is so cute Jessi!!! 💕💕💕💕 @viragoergosum Never seen it @viragoergosum nah that's VERY baby if it's a favorite movie of mine! :P @viragoergosum Awwww I love that movie! @viragoergosum probably baby stuff :P "Most likely! But what sucks about it is I don't think the Grump Bump here is enough to, say, convince Namco-Bandai to re-release Ribbit King for the Switch which would be really nice. https://t.co/mXMB9BkuY1" @DoesJuno I guess it's a bit ambiguous but I always assumed the joke was he just immediately went off on a weird tangent and immediately forgot what the actual request was. I've been re-watching all the Game Grumps Ribbit King episodes and was curious about what it was going for on the secondary market. EMPTY BOXES are going for $70. Full game? North of $120. Jeez. """The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim"" is directly analogous with ""The pandemic is heating up, let's cool off with some tunes""" @viragoergosum Mostly good. The weather's been crazy here. How are you? "The part in All Star where Mr. Smash Mouth disregards a person's request for help with fueling up their car only to then navel-gaze about the human condition foreshadowed Mouth's callous disregard for covid-19, thank you for coming to my ted talk" no purah option smdh @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view Also her proportions on her face and body are just like... like if you wanted to make fap material for guys I feel like they failed at that too. It's a weird-looking design. """What? A buzzsaw is WAY cooler than a hand!""" I love the juxtaposition of how proud Ratchet is of his work vs how horrified Hot Rod is lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view I know nothing about Crash but that initial design looks like something they whipped up in an afternoon. Like they just went with the first design and moved on. The new one has actual character. @miss_nikola @VampireGothicc I was thinking the EXACT same thing omg @PrissyOrcGF Hell yes! :3 @PrissyOrcGF @miss_nikola yesssss 🥵 "Bigots, as a rule, should be barred from public discourse. This is one way to do that." "And like, hey, I get it! There's not a great answer for this! In fact, there's NO good answer for this! That's kinda the point!" "Nope, you don't get to dictate where the conversation goes before you do the bare fucking minimum to state your case, and everyone else should call you on that and demand it Every. Single. Time. No continuing the discourse until you spit it out." "That's not even much of a gotcha on my part, it's just requiring you to state your basic fucking argument." "New rules: Transphobes/homophobes are no longer allowed to use the ""BUT THEY'RE *CHILDREN*"" excuse without first demonstrating what makes queer people/relationships fundamentally inappropriate for children to be aware of as opposed to non-queer people/relationships." @VirologyCami I'm not really sure what argument you're trying to make here but an 80-year-old is not an 18-year-old. There is no real-world precedent to describe this. @PrissyOrcGF I love how snug your snake bites are in that pillowy softness 😍 "Though to the joke thief's credit, using pictures was a much smarter idea. Tweets with pictures ALWAYS go farther than tweets without pictures." "@TheOwlcan The question marks are to indicate the premise I just typed out is laughably ridiculous, no to question whether or not Arwen was an elf." "Nobody likes a joke thief, least of all when the joke isn't very good to begin with." "I get that the joke is (probably?) lampooning the idea that age gaps are in every case a bad thing, but this is a joke that becomes immediately no longer funny on repeat tellings." just a wait a week or so and you too can get thousands of likes for joking about how an octogenarian is being taken advantage of by an elf(????) "everyone say hi to the new ""you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice"" automatic like/retweet farming joke https://t.co/8yJ6QpnrzE" @cyberdoctor42 It has a wall jump but it isn't required to beat the game. @mode_view Don't underestimate the instincts of trans women. We know chasers when we see them. First Broodal: I had 6 hearts at the start Second: 5 hearts at the start Third: 5 Fourth: 5 Final 4-stage mech: 3 DIED WHILE THE MECH WAS FALLING BACK TO LET ME HIT IT FOR THE LAST TIME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME I'M DONE @Hanbidge @mizabitha One of those is a robot tho "@emmasspace35 Must have been. Unless you're talking about finding hearts on the dark side of the moon? Because that MIGHT work but I've yet to find any," @emmasspace35 Nope! You can't! I tried that immediately assuming it would save your progress but it resets the entire boss rush if you go to refill your health. @hmsnofun Honestly that's fair! Not sure if I will either lol "@hmsnofun Oof, makes me worried for what's in store after this boss. I really wanted to get every moon >.>" Also! Why is the green one (the FIRST one) the hardest of the bunch? When his hat stack is super tall at the end? I can't escape that. I get hit every time. Other 3 Broodals don't have this issue. "If you're gonna force me to do ALL four of them PLUS the mech in ONE go with only ONE heart, can you at LEAST sell me a heart upgrade ON THE SAME GODDAMN SIDE OF THE MOON?" Anyway I'm annoyed at Nintendo that the Broodals on the dark side of the moon don't so much represent a difficultly curve as a difficultly wall. "It wasn't just Denver! Something you'll hear about Colorado is we get all four seasons, sometimes in the same week https://t.co/jANVc27gHK" "It occurred to me that the little rabbits you catch for moons in Mario Odyssey teach you how to manage the Broodals, particularly on the dark side of the moon when low gravity ruins your aiming. For any rabbit you need to keep in one pace: Whack 'em with your hat." *runs back from photoshop panting* i've made a discovery https://t.co/pTKbRRxLdt "@hemmingcost @SapphoMode @MomQuest1 My guess is land destruction is secondary (tertiary?) in white, kinda like haste in green." @MaiaFranklyn YES EXACTLY "@SixoTF To this day he's still my number 1 Megatron. I own a lot of Megatrons, and they're all pretenders to the throne compared this perfect boy." @HaileyAdamsXXX 😭😭💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX awwww daddy i miss you so much 😭 Today was the first cold snap of the year and DAY ONE OF COLD WEATHER I'm already ready for spring D: @HaileyAdamsXXX CUTE THO @Knockout_Kat Socks aren't usually thick enough for my icicle feet I don't understand why slipper manufacturers seem to think it's impossible for one's ankles to get cold "I love how in Transformers there are just,,, SO many evil Optimus Primes One from our universe, one from another universe where all the Autobots are evil, not entirely sure what Toxitron's deal is but add him to the list..." I'm seeing double! FOUR evil Optimuses! @joelax9 Ooooh good point! I'll have to pick up the inevitable sticker set for that! @nyaakat @trashkitten4201 @JessicaCyboid These are REALLY good pics gosh @joelax9 Same! But I'm sad that the extra stripes and the medic symbol was dropped. He looks kind of plain now. "Now the real question is what will SG Megatron look like? Personally my OCD is very pleased by the idea of ""fixing"" characters like that and making him a tank again, but I'm open to him being more jet-shaped." "So like, calling it now: If they do SG Soundwave, he will be a repaint of Earthrise Soundwave, even though if they wanted to be slavishly adherent to what's already canon, a retool of Earthrise Ironhide would be more ""accurate.""" Anyway this two pack is a really nice statement of intent from Hasbro regarding Shattered Glass. - It's definitely on the menu for Gen Selects - The big obvious characters will be made of course - As will more obscure ones - Characters will have alt modes you'd expect @WindGolem They just announced an online-exclusive SG Optimus and SG Ratchet two-pack. "Don't get me wrong, I prefer Ratchet to be more Ratchet-shaped so I appreciate that part of it, but the original version had a MUCH more interesting deco particularly on the alt mode." "I appreciate that they're doing a slightly more obscure Shattered Glass character, but I feel like something was lost in the translation a little bit. https://t.co/VvQ8TQtZc0" @1146_goat_north @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX You dig giant robots? @tainkirrahe Yeah but he's purple! And evil! That's pretty neat! "@maegodhavemercy It can take a while to get hormones straightened out. For myself, nothing worked quite as well as switching to injections." tag yourself I'm mildly happy mushroom boy @olivebrinker good shirt "@deathpigeon @ChloetheIdle Like it's not quite furries, but if you're into a lot of the kinky stuff furries are and you like gay stuff, omegaverse could've been a lot worse. Think Tumblr fanfiction rather than my initial fear: cishet 4channers." "@deathpigeon @ChloetheIdle It's not as bad as I worried it was, personally. This video explains it well as well as the recent lawsuit surrounding it. https://t.co/S7qXF6pVIx" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I'm so sorry, sweetheart :/" "@TransArachnia @QueenStodge Same, same, same! It's like, so many great ideas stuck behind both old toys that could really use a new mold, and massive price tags that are nowhere near worth it." @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT????? Me yesterday: I don't really have much of an interest in or connection with Crash Bandicoot. Crash 4 isn't even on my radar. Me today: So anyway I'm gonna be buying Crash 4 when it comes out. @SixArmedSweater female/female since the overwhelming majority of omegaverse content is male/male @Demi_theynd No I was talking about female/female pairings. I only just leanred about omegaverse but it's almost entirely male/male and I realized how much more turned on by the idea I'd be if it was female/female. @Demi_theynd You can call me Kat if you want. I wasn't talking about Final Fantasy? "But yeah I'm not sure I'll personally be buying it. HW was my first Warriors game, and I did NOT enjoy my time with it. It's like all my least favorite parts of an RTS turned to 11. It grates on me. You can never complete tasks without more chaos erupting every 3 seconds." @Demi_theynd female/female :P "So like it's the perfect alignment of stars, here. Hyrule Warriors wanted a sequel, BotW already established that 100 years ago Ganon had a MASSIVE army of ENDLESS bad guys. It's a good idea." "Personally BotW's Hyrule is the least interesting to me, and I liked the original Hyrule Warriors really only in theory (playable Midna rocks, but the gameplay itself sucks). HOWEVER, what's neat about this is we KNOW during the Calamity the battles were in fact Warriors-esque" "I'm happy I've been able to secure a pre-order for just about everything Transformers-related Hasbro Pulse has announced these past couple of months, but the trade-off is I now have almost no money for the stuff they're actually selling in stores 🙃" "I'm 33 and have been fearing sounding old for over a third of my life now and I'm still shocked when I see people in a hurry to feel/sound/be old. This is ""get off my lawn"" shit. Why is anyone proud of these opinions?" @OrionPax4217 Nice! Happy birthday! 🥰 @SweetBeansComix I know that feeling well :/ "@QueenStodge I think SG Ironhide is probably a lock at some point, and there's no way it won't also be an online exclusive, so yeah probably lol" "@QueenStodge Also even more weird: 3 Ratchets, two molds, all of them exclusives." @QueenStodge It's a really weird choice to be sure. Hey at least Amazon didn't nab SG Ratchet? @nyaakat Exactly! "@joelax9 I'm not completely opposed to an updated SG Megs with a jet mode, it's just not my first choice lol" @QueenStodge I think prospects look really good that Hasbro Pulse will eventually give us just about every BotCon character you could want. It's a really easy thing to pull from. And yeah I want those exact characters too! Though again maybe they could update Jazz's design lol "@NLRG_ Sure, but like, this person isn't apolitical. And whether they're right or left they're just embarrassing themselves." "(and yeah, first time. Rodimus Unicronus was an obvious homage to SG Rodimus, but without a purple Autobot symbol on his chest, he's not Shattered Glass!)" "Anyway if you haven't heard of Shattered Glass before, it's an alternate universe where the Autobots are evil and the Decepticons are heroic. For the first time Hasbro is making toys of these characters outside of super limited convention exclusives. https://t.co/2yeRpfSTFG" "People keep saying this is obviously satire, which yeah I mean no shit but who is it satirizing? Like what is the presumed political stance of the creator of this and what are they trying to accomplish? Because to me it seems like they're failing either way." @QueenStodge Honestly though I'd be totally down for Hasbro revisiting all of them with better molds. Like I said I was never able to get my hands on a BotCon SG toy. For me the entire universe was strictly theoretical. "@Kaelyrhn Well, they just announced a two pack of Shattered Glass Optimus and Ratchet. Presumably these won't be the last they make. Still exclusive to online stores, but you're nowv at the ground floor! https://t.co/2yeRpfSTFG" @sapphixy Awwwww boo D: @QueenStodge 100% agree @Roodypatooti I get so excited for characters that have never (or have only barely) had figures before 🥰 @Spencimus @chrismcfeely Oooooh yes I'm familiar lol *Looks over at her Mastermind Titanika* "@Kaelyrhn Reversed alternate universe in Transformers where Autobots are evil and Decepticons are heroic For the most part it's only existed (both in toy and comic form) in BotCon products, which is a now-defunct convention that did very limited run production numbers for their exclusives" "That's the weirdness of prequels! You know all of these details that the characters don't know and it's easy to lose track. ""Oh yeah I guess no one knew it was twins until that point."" I guess in everyone's defense Padme barely looked pregnant with one." "There's this part in RotS after Padme spends the entire movie pregnant and finally gives birth that the robot midwife mentions the babies to Obi Wan who then immediately goes ""Babies???"" and just cracked up in the theater because I thought he was surprised she was pregnant." (also personally I feel that SG characters should ALL be overt repaints [Jazz needs an update] and ideally? Same alt modes. I feel like Megatron being a jet or whatever was a result of limitations of what molds they had access to in 2007) "I'm 33 and as far as being an adult TF collector during it, I was there for all of Shattered Glass. Could never afford it though! And hell some of them were Unicron Trilogy molds that imo barely fit the characters. A revisit to this theme is SORELY needed." SG MP Optimus if you dip into Takara toys? Still pricey! "As far as mass market toys that young people/collectors who aren't as rich can get a hold of, we've had Rodimus Unicronus, and... that's it?" "If you're a Transformers collector over 30 and you act like Shattered Glass is overdone and tired, please check your privilege" "@chrismcfeely Some of us never got the chance to collect the overpriced and extremely small production number toys, Chris" @Azure_Husky @flaplette IT REALLY IS "As someone who missed owning literally all of the BotCon SG toys: More please! Shattered Glass Decepticons, plz! I love this!" "Shattered Glass Optimus: As predictable as he is necessary, honestly. Like he's not exciting per se to see, but they HAD to start with him. Shattered Glass Ratchet: Ooooooh yes~ 😳💦 https://t.co/92qezkARdj" @Calliethulhu tell me your secrets 😭💕 @Azure_Husky @flaplette Good idea honestly @TrexPushups That'd be great! 🥰 @Lass_Library FUCK yes @TrexPushups True~ 😘💕 @lavndrapplewolf Oh no! Do they still make Gobstoppers? D: tired: the shadow realm inspired: home for infinite losers @dead_girly That's even better lol """People of Capital"" makes this pretty obviously a right wing troll, but like... what's the troll? You definitely unironically think all this." I actually can't remember the last time I made like an original tweet (as opposed to retweeting something) where I said fuck landlords. So let's fix that: Fuck landlords. what fresh hell is this https://t.co/SLeZKlCEE1 "@ialika_lifina @StebMcDreb @LuciKitten Been a while since that keyword was used though, just for context" @swarm_trans Hell yeah @LuciKitten Good point! "Better flavor text: ""It's a--""" "@StebMcDreb @LuciKitten Magic has stuff like that too, but inevitably every so often they'll get cheeky and print a spell that circumvents rules like that. Not every card is legal all at once though, so it works out." "@LuciKitten Every single Magic explanation comes with the asterisk: ""Except if you use these cards that circumvent this""" "@TheCatMom A few years at most. What I remember as a kid is only seeing them in 1997, then a few years later finding them again and being disappointed that they only had chalky candy inside." "@TheCatMom They've been around for decades, I'm talking about the versions that had plastic toys INSIDE the chocolate" @mode_view Omg I love this Translation for non-Magic players: Everything on the table goes away and you can't stop it or ever get them back. "(I know exile isn't Red's thing, but it needed the fire for flavor and the exiling for finality)" "Gender Reveal Party 4RRR Sorcery Gender Reveal Party can't be countered. Exile all permanents. ""It's a girl!"" - famous last words" AldHERaan @NewGenderWhoDis Omg I'm stealing the term fancy horny """Continue with the gender reveal party, you may fire when ready."" https://t.co/Ok5NTGZwY8" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhggghg thank you Daddy >/////< @hmsnofun It's been a while since I watched this show but I remember this episode being particularly hard "yes hello I'd like a sexy, sapphic alpha to plow me and knot me plz" @SnortingEstrace He swung the bat "*laying in bed, trying to fall asleep, my eyes shoot open* wait a second does ff omegaverse content exist" @miss_nikola Omg yay! 🥰 @miss_nikola I mean once covid is better? Just visit our ranch! 😘💕 @SnortingEstrace Okay good. Stay safe and warm! @SnortingEstrace ... y'all have warm clothes right? @SnortingEstrace Welcome to Colorado :P I'm long past losing track of how many mutuals I've had sex with at this point lol @miss_nikola That'd be wonderful! 🥰 @miss_nikola gosh 😳 same 🥺 @liltrybaby it's a good tweet @miss_nikola gosh yes plz 💦 @miss_nikola hhhghg room for a second drooling bar slut? 🥵 @GuildingLilly lol I believe you 💕 @SomeBWord You could embrace it like @/jessfromonline did lol not sure anyone will get this lol Anansi Boys (2005) @GenderBanana I'm honestly surprised to have met anyone that remembers when they had plastic toys inside. It was years before the commercial with the catchy jingle. I was 10 and wanted so badly to collect all the little Disney miniatures "@GenderBanana Like I said, they did that for about a year. Then the FDA cracked down on it. For most of Wonder Ball's existence, they just had chalky candy in the shape of Disney characters inside. These new ones conbine both concepts." "@hypersthine They come in parts, that's the key. You can't put something inedible INSIDE something edible in the US. So like proper Kinder Eggs aren't legal here." "@avyjae Yep, for most of their existence they were that. Still are, but I guess now they have legit prizes now" @messiarchy I WAS HUMMING THAT TO MYSELF WHILE I OPENED IT LOL @DozingDreamers Enjoyable enough that I'll be eating these as I collect the coins lol Oh heck I want all of these https://t.co/fDX0KEviBQ "But yeah, what's actually IN the chocolate is Peach heads. Apple flavored which is interesting. https://t.co/E0VFeq6wL5" Wasn't expecting it to be made of metal! Nice! https://t.co/R2vGc2Z1Hq Waaaaaaaay back in 1997 for a single summer Wonder Balls were basically round plastic eggs covered in chocolate that contained tiny toys inside. We're not allowed to have that in the US though so now the prize is separate. https://t.co/UZSPGOANcK So uhhhhh I thought Nestle made Wonder Balls? https://t.co/MnhufcucUl @caraesten Gosh it really does 😍 @KoleMaura @no_lain_no_gain I think you can do it in Pokemon too. Makes no goddamn sense :P "@no_lain_no_gain @KoleMaura It's sort of like ""disarm."" You're not currently armed with the cards in your deck." "@no_lain_no_gain @KoleMaura In Magic, discarding is only from your hand. Milling means it never gets to your hand. It goes from your deck to the graveyard. Can't really discard what you're not holding :P" @FrillyHyena @mode_view Aw that'd be fun once covid is less of a thing! @mode_view https://t.co/cDSRYwU1sn "@SnortingEstrace I feel fortunate to have become friends with some of them, though. You included 💕" @mode_view It's sooooo good~ "@ikksnay I'm sorry you're hurting, Dee :/ *hugs?* 💕" "Finally reading through Mythic Spoiler to catch up on what's coming in Zendikar Rising, and they finally made mill a keyword? Fuck yeah! https://t.co/JN0LfAbm30" @TheCrystalStorm Omg! 😍😍😍 For where we are at least: Winter is coming. (Also there's smoke everywhere) "@BlackINKim @TracerPlace Honestly? Accurate. When I was like 17 I emailed Rare asking for an HD picture of Grunty from Banjo-Tooie, and they responded in their letters column by just blowing up the low rez one anyone could find and making it all pixelated lol" Dueling dragons are taking over the state @RaeGun2k yup that's a pretty solid indicator there's a leak :P @mode_view I really like the tree but I want the slime kitty @mode_view Omg this looks so cool! I can't seem to find pictures of what I'm voting on though? >:3 #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YXmgWfdyZu @arancaytar It's the one with that perch high up indoors that Junkrats and Widowmakers try to use "Just had a match on Lijiang Tower where we were tied 1 to 1 AND both at 99% capturing the point, and it went into overtime for like, a couple minutes? Longer? AND we won. INTENSE." @ashleyrocket3 That's who she's named after 🥰🥰🥰 "i just,,, i love this fucking cat so much,,,,,,,,, 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕" SHE'S ASLEEP 😭😭😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/xZdlPaBAql Takkun snuggling with her mom 💕 https://t.co/CLghcjscaH @somedumbbinch goddd yes @JuniperTheSloth hhhhh m-moo 🥵 I am without question the complete opposite intended demographic and I unironically need this sign @StargirlSednira Maybe! But I strongly feel that that requires a level of perspective and self-reflection that's almost always impossible for a right winger. @TrexPushups That's hopeful at least "@RaeGun2k And what's terrifying is like... politically people who are that far brainwashed should be kept FAR away from the controls of society. And even if a huge majority of people agreed with me, there's no way I can see to enforce such a thing." "@TrexPushups It's hard to say and probably not helpful for me to disagree, but I just can't shake the idea of a hypothetical right winger who was otherwise REALLY disappointed with Trump, but now sees leftists destroying shit for ""no reason"" But again, not to say the protests should stop" "And that might be them consciously thinking ""Look I need to pretend I don't understand because I have it really good right now and I don't want to lose that."" But what scares me more is that for most of them this is just... their reality." "So rather than be like ""lol silly right wingers, this is literally Trump's America,"" all I can do is just fall into despair realizing that a good chunk of this country will only dig their heels in and plug their ears. Forever. No matter how much we scream." "(btw I'm not saying the protests should stop because they benefit Trump. Keep protesting! The right wing does this constantly where no matter what you do they still ""win."" Trying to play their game won't work either)" "And what scares me about that is we have huge numbers of people saying ""No more"" to a system that has failed them, doing everything they can to MAKE people PAY ATTENTION, and those people ONLY see barbarians at the gates. That's all they CAN see." "It's really insideous! Because it's not like they all consciously thought ""How could we frame this that benefits our guy?"" The fact that this benefits Trump is just an added bonus! Being right if center necessitates that they're blind to even what's being protested." "From there, you just need to lump anyone left of yourself politically together, and then it makes perfect sense that under Biden there'd be more chaos & destruction. We see the protests as having a point, right wingers never will. There's a twisted logic there. That scares me." "I know it's fun to dunk on right wingers who look at the protests right now and say ""This is what Biden's America will look like"" but in order to be a right winger in the face of these protests, you have to be convinced that the protesters have no goals and just want destruction." @PrissyOrcGF Holy heck those baps are jiggling way more than I would've expected. It's a good thing 😳 @LilFluffClouds @enbyangel uhhhhh yes plz 😳 @nyaakat Ohhhhh gosh this is hot 😳😳😳 @KatyMontgomerie @notCursedE Me and her have been neck and neck for months now. She'll probably get to 10k first but I sometimes wonder if I'll beat her lol @lucashoal Oh gotcha @NewGenderWhoDis you love to see it! @lucashoal What tweet? @LambChopInPamps @heartstarlet Oh I've been insufferable from day one https://t.co/Ahkg3iJT8X In other words: https://t.co/cZD3xxCFSo @StebMcDreb Same sort who tweeted the thing in the above screenshot yeah lol Here's the most Rational Logical Argument I can make for anyone trying to advocate for the devil in either of these activities: If something is seen as icky to most humans and there's no material benefit to fighting for it to be seen as legitimate? Maybe just drop it. @Kaelyrhn That's true 🤔 @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/Oz8gBQcgcK "Like I can't remember how any of us functioned before search bars started suggesting stuff but without that feature, if I forget someone's @ they may as well be banned on my end. Just have to wait and hope I see them on my TL soon." "How about a smart compromise, Twitter? Either make it so if you're already following an account it ignores the ""won't suggest in a search"" feature of a shadowban, or maybe even make the ability to turn that feature off competely an option available to users who are 18+?" "I dunno I think it's fucking weird that if I can't remember the exact full spelling of an @ of a SW on here (many of them friends!) Twitter's just like, ""Oh well 🤷‍♀️""" The only thing I like about this is it might cause Perfect Effect to sell that upgrade set that bulks up his torso a bit that I missed out on buying last time. Otherwise... couldn't care less lol "I'm not saying I'm Abed from Community, just that he speaks my language." @TempestaRubida @notCursedE They added a definition that included trans women recently "Like I was tweeting something just a second ago and the line was exactly the feeling of the Genie in Aladdin going ""Al, what are you doing, why are you bringing me into this?"" but I guess MOST people don't have that movie MEMORIZED *sighs exaggeratedly*" They Seriously Don't Have a Gif for This? And Other Stories About How Even in the Age of the Internet I Still Talk in Movie Quotes Too Much Even just like small shit like starting a mild argument is enough to spike my anxiety. It's like you locked me in the room before you started arguing with someone. @abdlstella I don't like hot drinks so I forgot before I excitedly tweeted that lol "Like if you seriously also have a problem with the person who retweeted the thing, make it obvious you're intentionally including them in your reply. But otherwise? It's dragging them into something they didn't ask for." Mistakes happen but that's why I made this PSA. To hopefully cut down on those mistakes. Everyone on this website should know 2 things: 1. By default the person you follow who retweeted the tweet you're replying to will be included (you can choose who gets @'ed before clicking send) 2. Keeping them @'d in even a MILDLY aggressive reply is... not cool "@0xc0ffea There's no way the conversation you started wasn't going to be awkward. It's just causing me a lot of anxiety right now, it's been a long day." "@0xc0ffea Why did you keep me tagged? I un-retweeted it, can we just call that even?" @Kaelyrhn Huge same! @Qchan05 A mango dragon fruit refresher! "So Titan Class Tidal Wave probably isn't a thing, huh?" "@machtackle Yes plz on Black Zarak. No fucking idea where I'll put him, but another Decepticon Titan is needed." @Azure_Husky Omg I love this fact. It is VERY you lol @SixArmedSweater I've been thinking about getting a similar setup honestly @ordinaryfreak69 Hey I recognize both these cuties! @SixArmedSweater Ooooh what are you gonna use it for? @QueenStodge Some of these are extremely redundant but otherwise same @SomeBWord @gaybugfeet I LOVE THEM @CloneLightning I mean the fact that that's involving someone who's a terrible human being getting easily defeated kinda rules tbh lol @OrionPax4217 I haven't even seen this scene and I just cracked up reading it @mode_view Yep I was a senior in high school when they brought it back and at the time I admit I loved it @mode_view That's a good one too lol "And just the line ""Heeeeere's Chevy!"" being the only indicator is so fucking perfect. He's really the only Chevy. That timeline is fucked beyond repair." "Like you kinda have to know a little bit about Hollywood and rumors about certain actors to get it (supposedly Chase is famously an asshole to work with), but it's sooooo fucking funny if you do." "Family Guy is a terrible show but one gag I still really like is after time traveling to the 80's and back, finding out that Chevy Chase now hosts The Tonight Show is what convinces Peter that him and Brain REALLY fucked up the timeline. Like he just immediately starts panicking" @mode_view As long as they stay optional and don't become standard absolutely @anplushie *huffs* D:< "@critical_kitcat Yeah the problem is a lot of disabled people need straws. And yes right now you can request them but that might not always be the case, especially given the average person feels exactly the way you just described." @anplushie D:< @critical_kitcat I didn't say they ONLY had sippy cups :P "That dominos meme where at the small end it says ""a child does a school project that suggests straws are killing sea life"" and the biggest one says ""Starbucks has sippy cups""" @mode_view Yes lol Apparently Starbucks has sippy cups now https://t.co/IqAFES1D6M @ann_arcana You know what? Same @SyntheticX He retired for a while due to sexual assault (he was the victim). He's acting again in Doom Patrol though. @SharpieSkunk Uhhhhh I might be able to hook you up? I should have a complete Scourge somewhere I want to live in a world where I could say Chris Kattan feels like a low rent Jimmy Fallon but that joke doesn't land as hard now that Fallon is more known for hosting The Tonight Show. "Anyone else like me where actor names stick in your head better than like, the names of people you actually know? I was describing Mobkeybone to Mistress and realized my brain reserved spsce to remember Chris Kattan's name. For some reason." I'm suddenly struck with the strangest desire to watch Monkeybone @TrexPushups It was only about a year ago! They're still probably affordable on the secondary market! That line was called Power of the Primes "Was reminded of this when thinking about how Kingdom Warpath will definitely be replacing my Generations Warpath. You know, that Warpath that had the ugly missile that stuck out the back of his gun because toy regulations? The one I cut down to fit better then promptly lost? 🙃" My hottest Transformers take is thank fuck they gave up on spring loaded missiles being standard for most toys. I'm a fucking adult and they just wander off on their own I swear. "@ARCTIC_ST0RM Oof, yep my Generations Warpath has officially been replaced. (Helps that I'll still have that mold in the form of Treadshot)" I'm in this tweet and I don't like it "@NotYourIngenue Oh that makes sense. But they USED to require the surgery, right? Just wish I could flash a bit of puss" @Lockark I mean the truck is bowing for some reason @Lockark I dunno!!! Obviously requiring the people who work there to look at strangers genitals is not ideal. But also: It wasn't my fucking idea to base gender around genitals and then to Care Very Much about gender such that it's tracked for the rest of my life. That's on cis people. "I don't actually think that's how it should be done of course but like, insofar as having a vulva was ever considered good enough for someone born male to be recognized as female, it kinda should be an option." "Colorado no longer requires that you have The Surgery to update your gender marker with social security but they do require a VERY SPECIFICALLY WORDED letter from your doctor and it's like, can't I just drive down to the social security office and flash them my pussy?" "@longestaugust What's so sad and frustrating is like, I get the logic behind that! I wish it could somehow work that way!" "And again it's first INITIAL last name so let's use J as an example, I'll get emails for John, Jessica, Jason, Jennifer, etc etc etc. How can all of you be this clueless?" You have to secure an email first! I'm gonna lock you out of your account and your deserve it! "Too many boomers presumably are like ""Well my name is John Lastname, so I guess for email I just put jlastname(at)gmail? That's how that works, right?""" "I do not for the life of me understand why my email address (which has the name [first initial, last name] of an OC I used to RP as in highschool) is used by so many strangers. Like, I get it, that's your name, but you realize became I have the email I can reset your password?" "@CloneLightning Well plus on top of that they've already made an MP Nightstalker, which is normally a repaint of Steeljaw, expect it's like 3 years later and still no Blaster or Steeljaw rumors 🤷‍♀️" @VitoriaFaria27 I mean he's somewhere I'm sure. I'll likely be selling him Iol "@TeflonMask Nothing that I can think of! So why is it the 1920's got to a point where you could just say ""the 20's"" and people knew what you meant, whereas the 2020's people like yourself are still making flapper jokes? :P" "@CloneLightning Yes, but it's the Collector's Club exclusive one that was a repaint of the Reveal the Shield Rumble/Frenzy. He's the only version of that character I've liked. If they ever make an MP Blaster his version of Rewind will likely become my main one." Then again the lighting in the barn wasn't great so I might've been wrong. Luckily Silverbolt was something of a shelf warmer so replacing him should be trivial. "One thing I'm a tiny bit worried about though is Silverbolt appears to be yellowed a bit? He wasn't in direct sunlight, and Mistress's parents don't smoke. All I can think of is maybe heat? He was basically outdoors in a barn for 3 years so temperature is the only issue." @VitoriaFaria27 There's the Jetfire from 2013 as well as the backpack for the Jetfire from 2006 visible in the picture. @CloneLightning HE'S SO GOOD @merletastic RotF repaint of one of the jet drones from the first movie. Forgot the name but the paint job is an homage to G2 Hooligan who was my first Transformer. "@TeflonMask I like to think by the time a decade is old enough to be retro everyone moves on from the one 100 years before It's hard to say, though. Were decades just slower/less eventful in the 19th century or did no one confuse the 1820's with the 1920's by the time the 1950's came along?" "In particular, I found TR Chromedome, TR Kup, a complete CW Superion, and my third party Computron hands and feet which were gonna be a pain to replace." "wait wait wait why hasn't anyone using the ""what no pussy does to a mf"" meme for trans purposes not worded it ""what no pussy does to a mtf""" "Found a tub of Transformers I forgot about at Mistress's parents' place! There's a lot of robots in here I could've sworn I sold! And given that I wanted to re-buy a few of these, this is a really nice revelation lol https://t.co/sFwZayNxYM" @sqwrrkpon Probably lol @VirologyCami Labor Day is May 1st. The government moved the day to obfuscate its history (one that involves the government executing a bunch of leftists with a mock trial). https://t.co/QGOBVxybkU like everyone wears them now obviously but I mean when it becomes like a thing that quickly evokes the 20's Gonna be weird in 30 years when we have retro 20's parties where everyone wears facemasks @MarcyKingUltra omg that's incredible "Oh, also? The seller doesn't accept returns! So like, this is just fucking them over left and right! Maybe don't offer a fucking 7% refund on your merchandise that you can't pack." "It's fucked up for the seller though! Maybe if they had offered a more reasonable partial refund they'd have, say, $50 and the toy gone, rather than now where it'll be $0 and a toy they'd be lucky to get $20 for. Let the records state I didn't want to return this thing." So the good news with that broken Metalhawk is eBay ruled in my favor. The bad news is I have to return the figure 🙃 The consolation news is there's 3 Metalhawk listings right now and it appears he's being listed more often than I thought. @Random_Factor no idea lol I'm actually into Transformers and preg and this is still confusing the fuck out of me @Random_Factor I had zero (0) pussy so I got one installed. That's what no pussy will do to you. @QueenStodge Awwwww thank you 💕 @Random_Factor Depends on what you're talking about. I'll put it this way: Why do you think I was in that exact position when that picture was taken? what no pussy does to a mf @QueenStodge highlighted reply @caraesten hey same @LesbianLaMaupin @JazzieJaz93 They're booster boxes that come with like a third of the boosters but the box costs double. The upshot is they have rarer cards. Really upset that they just have a higher class of booster pack now. All I really have time/ability to play regularly is MtG Arena anyway. I just like collecting playsets of really good lands. This pretty much ends my dealing with paper Magic I think. @ARCTIC_ST0RM Yes plz "@QueenStodge I'm not more or less excited. If Earthrise is any indication, all the weird obscure characters I want are gonna be announced nonstop for months this time next year." Found this cutie among my stuff I left at Mistress's parents' place lol https://t.co/IA3PbEOdTM @IikeClockwork What's a draft booster Oh I didn't realize that the fetchlands are only in the rich people boosters Also didn't realize my Zendikar Rising booster box pre-order was charging my card immediately despite not coming out for a couple weeks & not going to be here for a month They better fucking refund me @HaileyAdamsXXX mmmmmm onion bacon sounds goooooood "@Speed_Freak01 I'm pretty sure it works that way for like, anything." @QueenStodge Huge same but I feel like that's even less likely. I'd love a WfC Torca @ARCTIC_ST0RM G1 Inferno is already happening. I wouldn't say no to double dipping on that name in the same line but I'm not holding my breath. Like can you imagine if we got Dinobot II or Rampage or something? That shit would rock "I just want toys of all the neglected characters. Inferno, Terrorsaur, Quickstrike, Silverbolt, etc Scorponok would've been on that list too though so that's nice" My only complaint about Kingdom so far is not enough Beast Wars characters. Scorponok being included counts for a lot though. @Selnyam @AyrenTheWolf LOVE THIS PREMISE 🎶Here's the story of a man named David Who was bringing up three very cute chipmunks🎶 I mean they're both bottoms but I bet Dave should learn to switch Two pathetic bachelors who spend their days dealing with wacky cartoon animal shit. They're each ostensibly the head of the household but it's ultimately the cartoon animals that call the shots. They have a lot in common is all I'm saying. I feel like Dave from The Chipmunks and John from Garfield should date @QueenStodge Rung screaming at the top of lung "wow, you like girls? gay~" @PrissyOrcGF hhgh 💦 @litterboxhex Cat you rock so fucking hard gosh 💕 @USSRVEVO I've never done that before but that'd be really fun! @USSRVEVO I've always wanted to play it! @QuestForTori awwww that's cute tho! @Waffliesinyofac I'm playing on a Lite :/ I love that the Grumps are playing frolf again 🥰 @Yuroshai Do you mean the wedding dress? Not yet! @recursive @Evitron The only thing I think I can say to this is hhhhggg 💦 lol #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xqmL8ZgJc3 "My therapist: Long Luigi isn't real, he can't hurt you Long Luigi:" "My egg ass actually regularly had the thought ""lesbian love is the purest form of love"" and I wasn't even joking and yet it still took me over a decade to work out that I'm a lesbian" @trgrrl sounds kinda hot "Ugh, last power moon in Wooded Kingdom is the hard mode koopa race and it sounds like I need to figure out that hat jump across a gap to do it. My fingers fuck it up every time." @benjanun_s *work great lol "@benjanun_s Both with great, but I'm a fan of the first one" @acvalens RIGHT??? Like I live with two of my girlfriends but that fun thrill of meeting someone new and being gay with them is different and I miss it so much 😭 @Emmy_Zje Hell yeah! I tell my online friends I love them all the time! It's something I had to work towards but it's the honest truth 🥰 @JosieKame Cutie alert! 💕 @benjanun_s 👀👀👀👀💦 I played FF7R at the beginning of 2020 and I'm pretty sure that was 53 years ago @RajelAran @TenaciousRanch Can't wait to show you in person 🥰 They're making Homestuck stuffies and I kinda want them https://t.co/ApKCSFDtcs @Canageek https://t.co/ImMGfXn1sq immediately after getting this moon I dabbed with a piece of shatter that was WAY too big and nearly coughed up a lung but I'm high af now so I'd call that blazing it blaze it #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/tGKHGmFj8n "I was seriously ready to shoot for 6,969 moons in Mario Odyssey but I just learned they max out at 999 D:" @Hypnothulhu Well gosh I might have some holes >.> spoopy #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/2drudfl321 I wasn't expecting this guy to be in normal retail Siege packaging! Thought he was Generations Selects? https://t.co/jLfk9u7IZG this is Worf https://t.co/acd4i9NagL @JaneFae https://t.co/gXF0eGPijW @WeDreamtOfLove Guess so! Thank you for checking 💕 Anyway you can see how small those numbers are. This is why I keep my surname close to the chest lol "Huh... I thought for sure my last name would be most common in Poland as I'm told it's a Polish spelling of an English name, but nope, I guess the majority of my family is in England! I had no idea! https://t.co/cmm0iiz7Yd" @WeDreamtOfLove Thank you! @WeDreamtOfLove Did you do the Mario Kart Tour one? Apparently it's not required but I'm curious how long it takes @OFloofenboops @SixArmedSweater Oh nice! "@filthygutterrat @LorelaiMerri Yeah they buy new accounts to get thrown in with rookie players so they can win more easily? I guess? Not entirely sure what the point is beyond really basic ""I wanna win more"" stuff." @WeDreamtOfLove https://t.co/rty9m1p9Hw "AJP noticed that during the Mario Sunshine trailer in today's Mario Direct, it says ""additional accessories sold separately"" which might mean the GameCube controller adapter is compatible, which would solve the issue of FLUDD needing analog buttons https://t.co/FKwrYzYzkY" Realized I never connected my Nintendo Network ID Account to my Nintendo Account and that led me down a path of booting up my 3DS again and going into the settings. It's such an old account it still listed me at male! Fixed it though! I'm a girl on both accounts now 🥰 https://t.co/1vYDWq1bS3 @LittleLambJenny I mean I'm baby @LittleLambJenny Thank you! There we go! https://t.co/FTsJcuYgJP @LittleLambJenny Seriously if you can find it let me know lol @LittleLambJenny Genuine answer: https://t.co/deJjb84HbR I would've linked where on the site they offer them but no joke I lost it??? I can't find it now wtf lol @ztech35 Oh! Okay then maybe I won't lol There's Mario wallpapers on the 35th Anniversary website and my PC is now living in 1996 lol https://t.co/fuaGNmz2sV "These are the last two missions I need to complete to get some sick Mario pins. I already ordered All-Stars so I'll get that when it releases, so all that's left is... actually having to play Mario Kart Tour, blegh https://t.co/zHfM20UQgv" @StillYourGhost https://t.co/d2ZXFx3dVO This was the first Mario game I ever played and it's like concentrated nostalgia whenever I return to it 💕 #ThisIsMYMario https://t.co/W7bmxoffDn My dad doesn't work for Nintendo... I DO >:D https://t.co/57UdwmS3dL "@DVanillannie That was my thought process as well. And I'll admit, knowing that it's a limited run makes me want a physical copy even more." Overwatch's player base: Very queer (/match chat person was on the other team and I have no idea who they were talking to lol) https://t.co/2sddh06ya5 There was a Zarya player that I'm preeeeeetty sure was a smurf with the name ThrowingComp lol @LittleLambJenny oh noooooo I had no idea D: "@LittleLambJenny Ugh, do we know how often that's the case?" @BlackINKim Oh that's nice! One of my roommates is playing like one of the zombie games from the Call of Duty series I think? And from what I can tell it's always online despite being a PvE game. Not enough internet up here for that AND Overwatch. Bobby Kotick is clogging my internet for no reason. @QueenStodge Retcon Barricade as one of the DJD members lol @Kaelyrhn Why what? @piffyjackie Oh he'll have an hour long video about it for sure lol @TempestaRubida 100% agreed I wonder how easy/hard it'll be to just play Switch carts once the Switch is obsolete and the servers are shut down. A lot of games need day one updates at the very least. Hopefully hackers will be archiving where they can? Not sure how all that even works tbh @joelax9 I like to future-proof where I can. Also I find the cases themselves really fun to collect for some reason. "@QueenStodge Insofar as the Decepticons are actual bad guys, I'm 100% for that decal. It's like, yeah, that's what it should say if we're being honest." "Bring back the ""To punish and enslave"" decal! Never more relevant than this year!" I'm JUST saying I wouldn't say no to an Earthrise Barricade @The_Beebles Interesting! I hadn't watched the trailer lol @StebMcDreb Also: I love you so much 🥰💕 @StebMcDreb TRUTH @The_Beebles Oh is that the version on All-Stars? @The_Beebles Shindou? @JoeyBuckaroo AWWWWWW 💕💕💕💕💕 "Rather, the 100 coin star that requires getting the blue coins. Slightly misremembered lol" @LuigiThirty RIGHT?????? If you're thinking I'm doing a shitty job staying off Twitter today: Just staying off the TL helps enough honestly lol I really hope Mario 64 on 3D All-Stars has save states specifically for the blue coin star in Rainbow Road and no other reason. @CloneLightning Yeah who knows how much longer they'll last lol Oh wait it's live now! I got my order in! It looks like the Mario 3D All-Stars physical copy pre-orders are already sold out on Amazon 🙃 HOPEFULLY this means pre-orders aren't live yet but I doubt it https://t.co/DZoAhlxHvk @The_Blue_Sonja So close!! @Azure_Husky This website was a mistake My DMs as always send notifications to my phone 💕 Gonna try (and likely fail) staying off Twitter today. It's too much. @HaileyAdamsXXX @Aurelia_Lux GOOD SONG @BarbiturateCat Oh external stimulation? Like with a massager? Maybe? @IllCaesarer The first FOUR got released last Gen And I want them on Switch D:< "@BarbiturateCat Kinda? Once you're healed enough, regular sex can help out and I imagine penetrative toys would be similar 🤔" @RBradndenburg Gosh >/////> @TrexPushups Nice! @MaiaFranklyn Oof @MaiaFranklyn What's wrong with the wings "@OzmaRacc Ugh, cis men" @lukewarmdeer Omg I'm so sorry I forgot 😭💕 @limecatgirl That's not a 3D game in the same sense. 3D Land games are 2D course levels in 3D. They're not mission based like the term usually means "I can't be the only post-op girl who's noticed that dilation is easier if I'm looking at/reading something hot & sexy, right? >.>" @PrissyOrcGF godddddd plz 🥵💦 @TimonicWulfgar But you see that would require me to be 35 and I'm not ready for that 😬 @lukewarmdeer Omg did we get surgery on the same day? Did I seriously forget this? @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS FILL ME UP Why are there no preorders for a limited run game that's coming out in two weeks? "Imagine it: Ocarina, Majora, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess Honestly even this Mario one should come with 4. Where's Galaxy 2?" This looks awesome but you know what would be even better? Zelda 3D Allstars @girl_burp @olivebrinker Welp now I want it even more 🙃 "@olivebrinker I don't know what to believe anymore, is this real?" @PrissyOrcGF I'm particularly into preg but you're definitely right 🥵 @VirologyCami It's fucking ridiculous because they don't have to give you two weeks notice when they fire you @RaeGun2k What games? "Honestly I'd like to thank @/transscribe for coming out four days after I did, her mentioning it had been four years today reminded me lol" And of course I'm sure a lot of you remember my surgery day 🥰 https://t.co/0Kb0XV63cU In the screenshot in the tweet below was the first post I made in Tumblr after realizing I was trans. https://t.co/w8bHxcHtud "Four days ago marked four years since I came out as trans! I missed the day, curses! Also yesterday was nine months since my vaginoplasty! Time flies! 🥰" @ArtifexH oh no D: THEY MAKE YELLOW ONES??? 😍😍😍😍😍😍 @emilyvdw I should really watch it again @HaileyAdamsXXX EVERYONE'S TOO HOT D:< @maegodhavemercy I maintain that gender euphoria is the best feeling in the world 🥰💕 @StebMcDreb @caraesten 😘😘😘 @Elli_Trans (Honestly maybe it was more like 100 hours? It's been years but I wasn't able to play for like a year so it's hard to estimate) "@Elli_Trans I've yet to in the I'm gonna estimate 50 hours I put into it since changing my Battletag to that. I do sometimes worry I'll one day get abuse from it, but honestly when people do notice it they're pretty cool about it. Had someone say ""trans rights"" during one of my PotGs lol" @MaxyAmalyna Hell yeah good luck!!! 💕 @MrsStephinMerit it's the price we must sometimes pay for being such brats 😔 "@caraesten (I'm also 5'11"" too last I checked and I hope I shrink too 😭)" @caraesten omg nice! This is Lore and he's so cuddly!!! https://t.co/KZrBi4kw65 @HaileyAdamsXXX h*ck >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX daddy ur hot >////< I love when the character's voice line and my dancing syncs up perfectly with the cut the auto-save potg function puts I hate that the not-always-great internet out here makes my aim look so much worse lol At least B.O.B.'s aim is better! 🤠🤖 https://t.co/rmcFd5wkpx This video fills me with such joy omg @AyrenTheWolf hfhghfhh >/////> @AyrenTheWolf g-gosh 😳😳😳 I'm into cuties like you too >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you too Daddy~ 😘 Found it! https://t.co/YSvIX3Zaut Anyway I'm not NOT saying that's what clearly happened here "There's a Strong Bad email episode where at the end he's worried his imagination broke so he tries to come up with the most awesome thing ever to test it and arrives at ""Beef... stew"" before concluding his imagination is in fact busted." I love that my body is covered in girl squish 🥰 @litterboxhex life comes at you fast @AyrenTheWolf v-very gay 🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX @acvalens plz daddy 🥺💕💦 @AyrenTheWolf um um um 😳💕💕💕 Both Spike and Grimlock have such distinct voices it was pretty effortless reading that in their voices in my head lol Anyway now I need to see Spike meet Spike @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX I disagree 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhghh thank you so much Daddy >/////< 💕💕💕 @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX And I'll be here every time to reassure you 💕 "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX There's absolutely nothing to be sorry about, it's okay 💕" @trgrrl wait i might need to play this @Uber_Anne ty 😭💕 @tamazonx YUP it becomes super obvious when it does lol "Yessss I got Johto! Hell yeah I'm happy! Gonna get me a Murkrow, Noctowl, and a Feraligatr 🥰" @JazzieJaz93 breeding ripple @e4tmyl33t @RebelGirl1323 which is the nickname for my cunt put several babies in me plz desperate need to be bred rn >.< @BryanLoeper That might be a legal coinflip lol Certainly the transphobes would be the ones with a problem on their hands. "like yeah, free the nipple, but UNTIL WE DO I gotta censor that shit! that's WILD" "you ever stop and think ""gosh i have female presenting nipples now 😳😳😳""" @QueenStodge I mean it looks like a retool of the G1 Doubledealer? Feels like this one is a lock for sure @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Literally none of the things I brought up hours ago at this point you've addressed. You just keep repeating the same lies to yourself. It's transparently obvious. You're not fooling us. "I also adore the song Isn't It Love It's short & sweet, and it sums up so much of queer love imo https://t.co/jNV3WGLdz7" "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Why is ""doing wrong things"" and ""being trans"" a dichotomy in your mind? We're trying to help you." "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX You cannot coopt being trans. It's impossible. Why would you argue with trans people about this? Who would know, you or us? Transitioning will help." I can't tell if my brain hurts watching all of them at once or if this actually bops lol My fave is Garnet's ❤️💙 @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Because of what you've already expressed to me. @asur_el I am nothing if not desperate to be a helpless preggo drone @upandoutcomic @isthatyourmain too real @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX You're lying to yourself @trgrrl ughhhhh I need to get that started so bad "@joffeorama I distinctly recall seeing the cover of a queer magazine from the 90's that showed Dax with the words ""First trans character on Trek"" or something. Like we did this already! So I'm really intrigued as to how it's different." "I admit I'm not the biggest Trekkie, but I wonder if it's a case of this character desiring to be a Trill host because he thinks that'll fix the dysphoria he's feeling? And then for whatever reason that falls through so he decides to transition?" @LostNotAtSea LostNotInThePark ... Goddammit Discovery you're pulling me in! "(Though honestly if the answer is ""We're giving the title of first to the one that was played by an actual trans person"" I'd be cool with that lol)" (Like obviously beyond being played by a trans person I mean. The wording makes it sound like the character is also trans) I guess what I'm wondering is what makes him more trans than Dax? I'm sure there's an answer but I'm interested. "This is cool, and I admit I'm intrigued beyond just the surface announcement here. First trans character is also a Trill? Or was planning to be a Trill host? I'd very much like to know more." @AylaKismet @MommyBlakesFeet Thank you for the reminder! :3 @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Not everyone knows they're trans at a young age. That you discovered this at 30 doesn't disqualify you. "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Someone who was as deceptive and selfish as the person you're trying to argue you are wouldn't admit constantly that they're doing that. You're scared of the truth and trying to convince yourself you're not worth loving, that it's not worth accepting that you're trans. But it is" "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX What's more likely, that we know what we're talking about after years of this, or that it just so happens that the depression voice in your head is right?" "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX You're a kind person who clearly isn't cis. I know you're not meaning to, but please don't insult our wisdom and expertise on this." "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX It's the first one. You also haven't addressed like, any of the points I made." "@QuinntoBean ugh, it takes so much cum! I'm still trying after years too!!!" @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX You say you're faking and I can tell you you are not. One cannot fake this. "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX All throughout every conversation you and I have had about this, public AND private, you've NEVER been able to give me a satisfying answer as to WHY your worst fears are true. ""Well I'm just faking"" ""You'll all eventually hate me"" KILL the voice inside that's lying to you." @LorelaiMerri That's really cool! "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Why would you be a man pretending to be woman in the first place? Because on some level, you desire being a woman. If you like being a woman, you can just be that. The desire is where it can start. It's where it starts for a lot of us." "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Look you KNOW it's not as simple as you're making it, otherwise you wouldn't keep worrying about this." @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Mainly being so obviously trans "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX There's no pretending here. The act of saying it is the gender. Or at least that's where it starts. You haven't deceived anyone. You're someone who feels shame for being trans, and that's something a lot of us have to process, but it doesn't make it any less real." @LorelaiMerri So are these like lands you can flip? Do you get to pick which side is face up when you play them? @LorelaiMerri Is this the first legendary four color? Finally? @LorelaiMerri One of my favorite Planeswalkers in one of my favorite color combos! Love her! @OzmaRacc Gender? I hardly knew 'er! @OzmaRacc Gender sure is a gender sometimes @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view Though in case this is intimidating: You might also just decide on trans girl and leave it at that. That's fine too. @transkittykiss I swear the streams on these vulvas have a mind of their own lol @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX Denying this and trying to bury it will not stop you from thinking about this. "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX I just don't understand what's causing this conflict. My best guess is some days you feel more like a man? Then you're genderfluid. Otherwise, you can just say you're a girl, or agender, or whatever feels like. Then you're done." @mode_view Has it not? You never really mentioned why you rescinded that coming out. I don't see why you can't just be trans. "The reason right wingers think we're being unreasonable is because they've already decided that whatever we're fighting for is pointless, silly, or based in something that isn't real. That's the actual core issue that we then have to dance around getting nowhere." "Do any right wingers who seriously think the left are intolerant of ""other perspectives"" actually stop and think about the words that are falling out of their mouths" """You SJWs always refuse to accept any view that doesn't match your own!!!!"" Yeah because my choices either are ""views"" that are not treating me like a human being, or... not that. I'm gonna go with ""not that"" and not budge. Wild, I know." @PrissyOrcGF literal thirst trap @PrissyOrcGF this video is making me thirsty @abcdemily666 hell yeah! @ComradCapacitor YESSSSS "@mode_view You really, really, really just need to accept you're trans." "@mode_view When I was where you were at, all I needed to hear was that I was a trans girl. The complexities took years to discover, and you don't need to know any of them to know you're trans." (Weird is good imo) In the mood to share this thread again talking about my weird gender and how it feels "I remember the moment I first had to spell it out and realized I never had before! I'm not a spelling bee girl. Until it's memorized I can't just rattle it off without pausing. I have to visualize it. What helped it visualizing it as ""Kath, Ryn""" "My last name is one of those names you need to spell out, and I ended up picking a first name that needs it too (LOT of ways to spell Kathryn!) I'm happy that I finally have the rhythm of spelling both out now. ""K-A-T-H-R-Y-N [L-A-S-T-N-A-M-E]"" just rolls off the tongue now." "@messiarchy Being an agender woman can mean different things to different people, but the closest I got to explaining what my heart is saying was in this thread: https://t.co/LEKQovhYHa" @MateDoom goals tho @Kephri1 💕💕💕 @YourBoswell CONSENSUALLY MISGENDERING IS SO HOT YUP Guess what I tell 100% of cis people my gender is? Trans woman. I'm lucky enough that that label mostly fits. Some of us have to make even bigger sacrifices describing ourselves. https://t.co/Ss1fh6XPAw "A lot of bad faith assholes might think this is just us trying to feel special or whatever I assure you of my gender was simpler than what it is, I'd latch onto that & share it proudly I'm describing what I found when I delved deeper into myself than any cis person could dream" "Another example: I'm an agender woman. ""But doesn't agender mean genderless or no gender?"" Yes. ""So how can you be a woman?"" The best attempt I could give to explain it is to use metaphors. All I can say is it's what my gender is. It doesn't need to make sense to you." "Guess what? A lot of trans women are into forcefemming! I've met some trans guys into it too! If that confuses you, you're too latched on to the limiting and wrong view of gender that cisheteronormative society feeds you." "Agreed, but with the way we categorize ""cis"" and ""trans"" I think the second a ""cis"" person really starts interrogating their gender, they'd be welcome to call themselves trans and probably would. ""Cis"" almost means ""blind to the complexities of gender"" https://t.co/1sIb6VbsLb" "Like I just retweeted something from a transfemme who signed up for an Onlyfans-like site who then labeled her a trans boy because she has short hair, breasts, and talks about being a boy a lot. Because gender isn't as simple as even the cis people who accept trans people think." "Cis people, I need you to understand that our genders as trans people are deeper and so much more complex than you could possibly imagine. The minute you think you've figured us out is the minute you've lost. There's layers we never really share with y'all." @Agustuski That tweet was made while I was glued to my desk playing Overwatch lol "@SteampunkPenny You always say you're old but 40 is hardly old, Mistress. I love you so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕" @CoffeeOtt HELL YEAH CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @StopTweetingMia it's wild how often literally all of my british followers say exactly that all the time "Anyway, drumroll please... The seller is offering SEVEN DOLLARS OFF. I'm gonna look into my options. Hopefully declining and bugging eBay about it will get me a fairer deal, I dunno." "Back in 2017 when I was ready to sell my Takara Legends Fort Max and between photographing it and the next morning after my cats played with it that night and knocked off one of his horns, I had to unlist it! I didn't even BOTHER selling it! Even for parts his value plummeted!" @OrionPax4217 Right??? I was expecting half off at LEAST @BonnieMakes We weren't even in this house in February :P "@arancaytar Each star is 100 levels and each precious metal rank is 5 stars, but I'm terrible at math I dunno" "I thought I was so low spoons today because depression, and like sure maybe, but more to the point: Two days late on my estrogen injection 🙃 I feel much better now though 🥰" "There's this rando at level, no joke, *2,186* (platinum + one star + level 86) named Icebear that'll just randomly appear in quick play and wipe the floor with us and they're never on my team goddammit" "I've had two different hyperactive children in two different matches in voice chat say ""I like turtles"" so gen z discovered an old meme I guess" @OrionPax4217 I want to play together but low spoons today @1146_goat_north Purse TNT! I'm starting to enjoy using Ashe's long range shots 🤠🤖 https://t.co/h9yx9pBiHP @QueenStodge It was a very good year for robots @SwiftAusterity Well at least my reload is faster! :V "I think... they nerfed Ashe's ammo? I could've SWORN this gun had 15 shots and not 12, and I did just spent a couple weeks putting 22 hours into playing her" "@Calliethulhu I really hope it goes well. It's bizarre to think that by their standards, you just started??? When you're already a woman? Sounds like a huge mess :/" @tinybird420 First one imo "@StopTweetingMia HRT really is magic, heck 💕" @SpacePrinxess_K He's fully embraced it now. He mentioned he had a friend who pointed out furries are a pretty rad group of people to befriend. "Dan is traditionally a unicorn I believe, but an alt sona that's all early 00's garish-colored wolf with LITERAL SPRINKLES would be ADORABLE" "Dan in today's Game Grumps: ""I'm a cute wolf man, uh, ooooh this is gonna play into the furry thing, isn't it? Well, I can't help it, it's adorable, and I look like a blue & purple cupcake with sprinkles, I'm feeling generally good about myself."" We NEED a GG Animated of this." @mode_view You've never once been shitty to me or around me @mode_view Why on earth are you apologizing? :P @SixoTF I'd be REALLY into a behind the scenes series personally! Oooooh I like these a LOT "@SixoTF Random question, but have you ever shared what your photography space looks like outside of closeups with toys? I'm always fascinated by all the grass, rocks, etc. Is it a permanent setup or a bunch of pieces you move around?" @LilFluffClouds omg this looks cool "Sometimes it's annoying that weed, the thing that I self-medicate with, also seems to drain me of a lot of energy? Like can I have energy AND mental health, please? Some days I can. Not today tho x.x" @USSRVEVO @DelirusCrux heck yes! """What people hate is feminism in their games"" (Men can be feminists too of course, but fun fact this phrasing was used because he doesn't see women as people)" "I'm a polyam lesbian, my sexual adventures have nothing to do with any of you chuds and never will! There's a whole universe of awesome sex you're not invited to! The world doesn't revolve around you! Die mad!" "To be clear, women who are into men shouldn't be subjected to this shit either, but speaking as a lesbian, the sheer shitting ENTITLEMENT of cishet men fucking infuriates me. I'm not here for you. Even if I was playing a game to find people to fuck? STILL NOT HERE FOR YOU" *stares at the camera in lesbian* https://t.co/lHL5dWQlNC @QueenStodge I *love* that garish-looking yellow Trailbreaker @razorclaw0000 @QueenStodge Oh yeah Hauler is a lock imo "Honestly? More power to them. Neither of us want you following me, I can presume. Go on your merry way and be happy." I think I lost a few followers over this fucking lol "@DelirusCrux @USSRVEVO I'm scared of needless too, which is why I'm really lucky my Mistress does them for me. Injections bypass the liver which has benefits, yes. Basically you get more E from it." @tainkirrahe Yeah I'd rather not waste brain energy thinking about that 🤢🤢🤢 lol they finally did it @bi_gendian I'm not really interested in poking holes in my reasoning as to why pedo art is bad. Like flat out this conversation is over. @USSRVEVO Some days it can hurt more than others but yeah 99% of the time it's painless @USSRVEVO I often feel really good after an injection. It's nice 🥰 @USSRVEVO Yay congrats! Feel better? 🥰💕 @Sparx_x_x @punkppy sold @Sparx_x_x gonna try me a lesbian moons over my hammy "For those unaware, this discourse started with a chart that tried to argue that the position of a furry's spine told you whether or not to treat it like *pedophilia* So like, hexapodal dragons? Almost always horizontal spine? - Human intelligence But most crucially, - NOT REAL" "Most of the time feral art I see involves explicitly human-intellugence animals. I admit that if it was a story or art where it was a human fucking a dog-intelligence dog I'd personally find that in bad taste. But I find a lot of gore in bad taste, and we're not banning horror." "I just get this impression that some folks (something tells me folks that are like 18/19) seem to think that pedo art is bad because of what the art itself represents and like, sweetie, no, it's MUCH darker than that (though yeah what the art represents is, uh, not great)" @LorelaiMerri Fuckin right lol "Added ""in art"" in that last tweet because I'm wary of assholes taking these tweets out of context. My stance is this: Drawing underage characters being sexual: Fucked up because grooming Drawing feral fursonas being sexual: Not fucked up because you can't groom animals with art" Exploring sexuality through animals in art is a tradition going back to the dawn of humanity. It can't be used to trick animals into being sexually abused because animals don't understand artistic representations like we do. Regardless: Don't fuck animals. @pouchedfox I'm not like freaking out or anything but yeah something about the murkiness of the water is creepy to me lol "We're not cancelling art we find icky solely because we find it icky. That was never the goal here, sorry. We can't ban art based on a check of ""If this was real, would it be okay?"" Calm the fuck down." "It's one of the realms of weird sexual art where ""It's just fantasy!"" actually sticks. An artist drew a dog, the dog is a self-insert, she has the intelligence of a human, and consents. And you can't use this to ""groom"" a real dog because of fucking course you can't." "[cw pedophilia, zoophilia] One of the big reasons that drawing underage characters doing sexual stuff is really, really bad is because, despite being fictional, it can be used as grooming material. That aspect does not exist for feral fursonas. Can't believe I have to say this." "Actual dolphins don't scare me but I have a pretty huge ""giant animal in the murky depths"" fear that usually only triggers from giant squids and THIS THING IS TRIGGERING IT AAAAAA https://t.co/06Y6yNg84l" @pouchedfox AAAAAAAAA THAT'S STILL REALLY FREAKY why is the dolphin extra crispy I've never seen Johnny Mnemonic but something about this prop being life-size and not dolphin-colored freaks me out @PrissyOrcGF goshhhhh that's wonderful! I want implants so bad 😭💕 @Calliethulhu YES IT SUCKS @WeirdContrails @MarcyKingUltra *squirt damage "@polyheartmony From what I've seen of John Carter, MAYBE but probably not. It's not ""absolutely bizarre and fascinating sights every five minutes"" with John Carter" Oh gosh he ends it talking about Fury Road which I've also seen! We misplaced the disc in the move though >.< "Wait, I HAVE seen A Wrinkle In Time and I LOVED it, but all the rest? Some I've been meaning to, some just made it to my list. Jupiter Ascending Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Alita: Battle Angel Mortal Engines Aquaman" I've known about all these movies for in some cases years now but seeing them all grouped together like this really makes me want to put all of them on my must-watch list https://t.co/9OxXTUDz0Q Now was Broadside a fantastic figure? Not exactly! His jet mode SUCKS but he's also rather obscure and I'm on an obscure character kick. He's also probably the best Broadside we're gonna get for... ever? https://t.co/AHnevkifn0 "I'm honestly considering getting the Takara version of TR figures whenever I can. Makes the sting of having to re-acquire them hurt a bit less (it's an upgrade, after all!) But Broadside at the very least was way better in Takara colors than Hasbro." I'm really happy with Quickswitch and Metalhawk but I'm already looking toward the future for me next Titans Return acquisition: Takara Broadside 😍 https://t.co/sUWBENYOvQ Femboys fuck me up. That's both an observation and a request. "Boys that are more femme and hotter than me: First of all, thank you, second of all, how dare, and thirdly, THANK YOU" @ClintonLKindle I luckily hadn't bought plane tickets but I CLOSE. I just regret not being able to go @MagsVisaggs Reminds me of how the Bush years aged Jon Stewart honestly @MagsVisaggs @BenPenrod_ @Kayleestruth And the fact that so few people notice it is proof the feel matters way more. @MagsVisaggs My go-to examples of this is the logic of some Spielberg movies. Is the T-Rex paddock level with the car tracks or several stories below it? Whatever works best for the scene in the moment. The feel is WAY more important. gonna shrink down to covid size so I can punch it in the dick 6 thousand times for cancelling my big trip to the UK to visit all my hot friends over there @nyaakat @Hypnothulhu THIS IS REALLY CUTE I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS SO TINY OMG 💕 @acvalens FUCK YEAH YOU DO @HookedAesthetic Okay we'll see :P @HookedAesthetic More like plenty of days to prove how much of a little girl you are :P @JenApparently SHE'S PERFECT AND I LOVE HER "I suppose it's a hollow victory either way. It's just that thinking about this just now made me realize that we might reach a point where they have enough power that everything, even the stuff we never thought they'd cop to, will be said out loud. These are terrifying times." "So I feel like instead of ""Well at least now they have to say 'I oppose antifascism' and we can laugh at them/point out they're finally saying it,"" the conservative game is never play defense, so they could just go ""Yeah we're fascists. We know."" Bit of a hollow victory." "I realize that within OP's premise they're kinda counting on the right to cross the hypothetical line, but I'm saying there's not much stopping then from going even further and just saying ALL the quiet parts loud. Whatever keeps them in opposition to us, they'll say it." What at this point could they possibly lose by slipping the final mask off for good? "I agree this certainly couldn't hurt, but every time we set up a hypothetical ""Well, I'm sure Trump/the GOP/right wingers won't cross THIS line"" they inevitably do. At this point I'm not convinced they aren't just gonna start saying ""Yeah I'm fascist, what of it?""" "@JenApparently Me, a fool, who still has so much to learn about this franchise even after 15 years (and should probably just watch G1 at some point, it's getting a bit embarrassing): Huh, I wonder what that purple griffin's name is? TFWiki: You heard her. https://t.co/nXRg30w7Yk" @Hypnothulhu hhgggghgg that's a good fantasy @BirdTickler Kyberlight sabers are even made for combat if you really wanna invest in one. And the money won't go to Disney! :V @Calliethulhu I keep telling people 30's is the best decade! "@OrionPax4217 I looked up what kind of plastic TFs use a week ago when all I could find was gorilla glue for a mod I did. I don't want to use gorilla glue here because it expands a LOT but if you know the name of that glue, compare its instructions with the info here: https://t.co/PjBZrYPF8O" @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy YOU WEAR IT ALL THE TIME @HookedAesthetic um um um >//////< "@HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy m-my padding collection is much smaller than hers, c-clearly im a big girl >//////>" @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy h-hey >.> "@bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic big girls don't need padding, little one~" @HookedAesthetic this is clearly a bab's collection @QuestForTori Very Rugrats feeling @HaileyAdamsXXX Mine are 00g and I wanna go bigger lol @ScribblerSys @GeekyPug87 Yeah it's been twenty years I don't blame him really for forgetting stuff @HaileyAdamsXXX awwwww 💕 @hmsnofun The biggest of moods @GeekyPug87 No he played up until the point they left off last time. "Arin: ""Oh, oh, you have to TIME bombchus"" Me: https://t.co/8UrenlDnsF" @zenocoyote They're both really good but I'm feeling the right one This side of my desk is now unintentionally Autobot themed https://t.co/EcXErIq2uG "b,,,borgor" without hesitation I'd wear this and take photos @Flea yes constantly @OrionPax4217 Yeah it's called holding over your head and waiting a second? I'm confused as to how you didn't know this? @TempestaRubida @StebMcDreb Doubt it! His impatience is so hard to watch sometimes "FUCKING COOK THEM, DUDE. THERE'S A SET TIMER. I'M NOT EVEN SURE SHOOTING THEM WITH ARROWS WORKS." Arin wasting bombchus in the recent Majora's Mask video is making my fucking teeth itch I can't watch this "@viragoergosum I don't have cable, no" @viragoergosum I did 💕 @viragoergosum https://t.co/8irpxsUBiL @viragoergosum Not much really @viragoergosum Good 🥰 it's fucking twisted "that thing where the GOP claims biden has extreme leftist policies that sound rad as fuck and then biden has to correct them that no, he's actually very boring he promises, proves that god exists and she hates us" @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh fuck yeah! That's awesome! 💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Oh, sweetheart :/ 💕" Like I'm still kinda floored that that tweet is even real? In what world is the MAIN problem with liberals that they have to wait until the designated voting times? I don't even abstractly understand this tweet beyond its dunking potential. "It's a fucking mind prison. They can't even conceive of anything beyond working within the system. System's fucked, y'all. It's all fucked. You're fucked if that's the only solution you can imagine." "If you told me dril wrote this I'd believe you. If you ever want an example of how useless Liberals are, this tweet is now the gold standard. https://t.co/ohmj1fjD8g" @deathpigeon The sheer shitting cluelessness of it is astounding .@HaileyAdamsXXX had never heard of the Onceler fandom so I shared with her this video and she couldn't watch it all lol https://t.co/XF0LJeF6wV https://t.co/LY2QTLLzWz "On the one hand, it's a lot simpler collecting Transformers now that Hasbro and Takara use the same paint apps and packaging on everything, especially given the high quality of the WtC stuff so far On the other, that high quality WILL one day be cut for costs..." @Roodypatooti I also got Takara Astrotrain and the Siege one but I like that the 3 TR Decepticon triple changers are all the same size and design philosophy. I don't think I'll be getting rid of him just yet. "(anyway I won't share what Takara Blurr's secondary market price is at this point but it's uh, not pretty) (meanwhile the Hasbro one was a pegwarmer lol)" "Takara Blurr: Looking like a fucking KING that just stepped out of the cartoon and onto your shelf, which doesn't always work for every character but he ROCKS it! Hasbro Blurr: Ate some Wonka blueberry gum https://t.co/6FpfDRVVzl" Now I just gotta get my hands on a Takara Blurr and the last wave of TR and the rarest characters from that line will be crossed off for me 🥰 I've owned these two before but I sold them in a hurry back in 2017 when I my living situation was less secure. How it feels to finally have these two rare figures back in my collection: https://t.co/pm07QVSJ6K I think when I finally have a permanent Transformers shelf set up I'm going to take pictures of them all and finally have at least the beginnings of trying to get the collection insured. Also it'll allow me to count them for the first time in like a decade lol @MaiaFranklyn THEY GET INTO WACKY HIJINKS "How I know I'm an adult: I had the foresight to film myself opening something expensive in case it arrived broken, that plan paid off 100%, and I'm honestly excited that it did How I know I'm a little: The product in question was a toy" @QueenStodge Honestly given that we got Rotorstorm I'd be really surprised if we didn't they're boyfriends https://t.co/EjI19uw1Jc "On the note of obscure Titans Return characters I recently purchased, I blame @MaiaFranklyn entirely for this weirdo being here https://t.co/E9PaBsm9WR" @BruckeHarmony @nobodyinpartic3 What's wild is had that not used the ziplock bag it might've been fine! There's no evidence of breakage in the photo on eBay lol "@EinsPossum I have scattered experience and I usually use more than I intend. But the advice you gave should help, thank you!" @EinsPossum I will try that. Thank you! Hey now Twitter this might be toy gore but it's not porn! https://t.co/V4uS3fgtGQ @QueenStodge gosh >.> "@EinsPossum No intentional stress is planned to be put on it, I'm just worried about accidentally bumping into other Transformers while displaying him. I guess I was already gonna be treating this guy extremely carefully. I'll just stick to that lol" @USSRVEVO such fun x.x @MaiaFranklyn It warms my heart you remembered her name 🥰 She's doing okay Would it be weird to contact the seller with this video and ask for some money back? I'd rather keep it so I don't mind paying something for it but it's not worth full secondary market price because of how he packed it. So ideally I would find some sort of pin I can use to dremel in a support structure. I dunno if I'd trust just glue to do the trick. "I filmed opening this because I was worried about the gold plastic and I'm glad I did, though not for the reason I thought I would! https://t.co/B13w0T1jaO" "@SnortingEstrace I mean I'm sure it is, I'm just loving the premise" ... I'm suddenly interested in Batman again @nyaakat Perfect! 🥰 @RajelAran they sure do x.x One of the biggest remaining Transformers conventions is over there! I'm jealous of my UK TF buddies! They're pretty obviously your biggest fans! "Like Hasbro, my dude, that's one of those countries where there's been Transformers products on store shelves every single year since 1984" It's weird getting the impression that UK Transformers fans might be the biggest Transformers fans on the English-speaking internet and then seeing Hasbro suddenly act like only fans in North America count. "@PrissyOrcGF NOOOOO UR BODY WAS ALL ""OMNOMNOMNOM CAN'T WASTE A DROP""" @PrissyOrcGF but at least you're now filled with that wonderful e 🥰 @JazzieJaz93 Nice! @0xc0ffea Oh sure but that stuff takes a few days to kick in and I'd rather not be taking it all the time. When the impeding doom is at the gates so to speak is when coffee helps me @nyaakat AAAAAA CUTE 💕💕💕💕 "@FoxieAfterDark @nyaakat almost read that as ""cute as a bottom"" 🤔" "@reallifecomics ""But will people GET that's a Parker Brothers reference???""" @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm the worst at changing my diet. I really gotta get better before I hit 40 >.> "@PrissyOrcGF It's because of climate change. One of those ""not if, but when"" things." "@NewGenderWhoDis @LambChopInPamps ah, so that's the millennial version of ""laugh live love""" @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX IBS is a pretty wide range of symptoms right? I've never been diagnosed but I'd be shocked if I didn't fit the bill. "@HaileyAdamsXXX @norintha I believe Jen has said the phrase ""spectrum-y bowels"" on more than one occasion lol" "@josiebean42 Hell yeah, may as well try!" @Notactuallysmol It's one of the many fun things to worry about as a result of climate change 🙃 @HaileyAdamsXXX According to @norintha it's an autistic thing Anyway this is my love letter to coffee: Thank you for letting me poop 😭 @BruckeHarmony Yeah but capitalism and the state go hand in hand imo @NewGenderWhoDis YEP AND YOU KNOW THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN "Me, a girl who almost never drinks coffee for the caffeine, thinking about the looming global coffee shortage: Meh Me, a girl with Just The Worst Colon that gets constipated if I so much as THINK about junk food, thinking about the looming global coffee shortage: *panics*" is it femme flavored? then sign me up plz "as a lesbian, I am a noted fan of all 3 of those things" @viragoergosum Yay! Enjoy it little one 💕 @LorelaiMerri @deathpigeon I think it was Emily G who said the last fair election in this country was in 1996 and I haven't been able to stop thinking about that "Boobs, pussy, penis Nice" All the best cyberpunk tech is ruined by capitalism. It's only cool in a world without capitalism. Remember the guy in Minority Report who *refused to have eyes* and was much safer because of it? That wasn't because of eye scanning tech. It was because of capitalism. I'm not putting any cyberpunk computer chip in my brain until capitalism is well and truly dead "Because of our first past the post system, there IS incentive for him to sit on his laurels and assume the votes will come. But that's exactly why we have to loudly advertise that we're not yet sold on him. We use our bargaining power to wake him the fuck up." "Another aspect to this is even for people who truly will never ever vote for Biden: He should still chase after their votes as the only legitimate ""left"" candidate. That's his, and I cannot stress this enough, entire fucking job." @LorelaiMerri Yeah like I said in the thread that certainly complicates things a photo of u in january 2020 without imagining what would come https://t.co/fBFvHOkssA "By the way don't feel too bad if you're still kinda confused. Four years ago I thought anyone criticizing Hillary meant they refused to vote for her no matter what. Maybe that was true in some cases, but I now understand that that's a false dichotomy." @Vangelus They just spent months announcing what felt like the equivalent of five conventions worth of Transformers I'm so tired "WHILE STILL KEEPING IN MIND that yes, obviously I'll do a democracy come November and vote for harm reduction. I'm saying that alone won't accomplish much" "This is of course all assuming there's a fair election with fair results and Trump acts the way he's supposed to when he loses. I think the odds of that happening are low, which is even more of a reason ""vote for Biden!"" isn't the main thing we should be focusing on." "People saying ""But you need to vote for Biden!"" when you're criticising him is a little like someone saying ""You know you could afford to pay WAY more than that!"" while you're trying to haggle." "This is literally how voting works. Nothing's final until November 3rd. Until then, it's JUST bargaining. More people on here would do well to keep that in mind. A person literally screaming from the rooftops ""FUCK BIDEN"" might still vote for him." I don't mind giving up the game a little bit here because I'm just one person and if I blow my bargaining chip it matters little: Of fucking course I'm voting for Biden. But I'd very much like Biden/anyone helping him to THINK that I'm not gonna vote for him unless he does better """And I'm from Mattel! Well, I'm not really from Mattel I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout"" - Rex, explaining the full relationship of himself as a commodity in 1995" @JulieMontoya20 @JCPeterson11 @StebMcDreb please untag me @JCPeterson11 @JulieMontoya20 @StebMcDreb you're replying to a shitpost ... we already had like 500 Transformers announced in the last two months @_Iyalei They're so good!!! "@QueenStodge Barricade looked okay. And all the Earthrise Datsuns look fine. I'm saying the Siege Datsuns were, in my opinion, aged milk out the gate" @caraesten I don't think I could write a more pathetic liberal response if I tried. It's just... it's so perfectly unaware @degeneration Depressed and horny are two feelings my subconscious seems to think is a peanut butter chocolate situation and I'm still not sure why lol @QueenStodge The Cybertronian versions of all 3 of those characters looked like shit long before Earthrise @acvalens @emmasspace35 @qDot @buttplugio Omg I love this!!! @StebMcDreb What the fuck why are yours so much cooler D:< @TheCrystalStorm Gosh those are pretty! "@QueenStodge Ah, the famous screenwriter!" @NLRG_ Daddy's cummies *waves hand* will do fine @TrexPushups deal~ transition goals @USSRVEVO I just noticed your glasses! They're so pretty! @nyaakat oh! h-hey there 👀 @tikgnat This is the kind of display I'm hoping to build one day. Looks beautiful! @nyaakat I'm surprised you don't already own one! "@TheEpicDewback It'll likely update to say September, either tomorrow or the day after" @Stephen12137111 That's the PG-13 version of Deadpool 2 where Fred Savage reprises his role from The Princess Bride @SixoTF @damnyouwillis The colors in this piece are so good! The green really makes Dinobot and BA's orange/gold pop so much! It's obnoxious as fuck when I get two moments like this in the same match but because we lost it's not PotG 🤠🤖 https://t.co/aypK1c2rhI @Raindog2010 I had no idea people disliked Havana lol "Of the maps they added to Overwatch in the last year or so (during which I couldn't play much), my favorite is probably Havana. That mid section indoors has a really fun layout." I finally got the hang of aiming B.O.B. First PotG of the day 🤠🤖 https://t.co/6dOo6AjxOu @PrissyOrcGF it's really the only rational solution i'm seeing 🤔 @MaelJade_ Deadpool movies were Fox movies and he's considered an X-Men character (note that Disney hasn't been able to use him in movies unlike with Quicksilver). They're X-Men movies. @Samaliel Yep Oh and I had fun with Days of Future Past. Similar quality to the first X-Men imo. Like you CAN skip it but if you don't you'll have a fun time "Wait I can't count, there have been 2 Deadpool movies. Here's the X-Men movies I feel deserved to exist: X-2 First Class Logan Deadpool Deadpool 2" "And on top of all this, I have a Blu-ray disc drive I bought specifically to rip stuff with, and with the right software I would think region locks shouldn't matter anyway. ... Excellent! https://t.co/WIZZ9M4hCi" "So what I'm learning from this thread: - 4K is region free, but they often include Blu-ray discs for like special features or a Blu-ray copy of the movie which IS region locked - My region 2 Steven Universe discs wouldn't play on my PS4 because Cartoon Network Blu-rays are wonky" "Nope, 4 movies, maybe even six, I always forget Deadpool counts" "Sounds like the Fox X-Men movies ended not with a bang, but with the wettest of farts. 20 year legacy. Like at least 3 solid movies which is neat. Wet fart." @actuallyalice Hmmm good to know @actuallyalice https://t.co/zYNtY99y1G "@SixoTF Now I'm sad that we're not getting any of the weird, obscure, toy-exclusive characters in Kingdom https://t.co/64msZdfdB4" @trgrrl girl same @acvalens Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ~Jabba's Dungeon~ @NireBryce That article seriously kinda blew my mind. Everyone saying (even jokingly) that this is the end of the world or whatever is going to be very confused in the coming years even if the worst case happens. @ShepardZorEl So my SU discs are just duds? @ShepardZorEl omg "@ShepardZorEl Hmmm I'll have to do some research, thank you" @NyssaDogFriend That's good to hear but I've had bad experiences with trying to play outside region regular Blu-rays? Are you sure about that? "@ShepardZorEl I'm pretty sure the first place I tried watching my mistakenly ordered region 2 Steven Universe Blu-rays was in a PS4 and it didn't work, so," "I'll be honest and say I've never watched a regular Blu-ray movie and thought ""God this looks awful"" My approach with owning movies is more ""I want the best physical version they make to prepare for the apocalypse""" Once again region 2 videos get all the cool stuff. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually exists in 4k if you can believe it! But not in America lol Here we get a double pack that and Bogus Journey on Blu-ray and that's it 🙃 @QuestForTori DIGIMOM ARE THE CHAMPIONS @nyaakat your butt is so powerful!!! @nyaakat gosh 😳💕 @nyaakat 💕💕💕 @RainofTerra The line is called TMNT Ultimates by Super 7. The place I pre-ordered them is already sold out though @notwaving God that's such a mood @ZafyrArt_Things gosh yes plz 🥵 "@popeguilty If you look closely you'll notice they're in more neutral poses (as in the case of Raph), better articulation, and with Splinter I'm pretty sure that's a plastic robe They're also 7 inch scale" @Colezze The texture of the original toys was second to none which is why I'm so pumped for this Super7 series @hmsnofun Looking cute honestly! 💕 @TheEpicDewback That's a Mouser :P He invented them Baxter Stockman was my FAVORITE toy as a kid and to have a bigger one with more articulation is a dream come true tbh hhhhhggnnn I've had this wave pre-ordered for months and they're gonna hit any day now and I can't waaaaaaait 🥵 https://t.co/kpL0asaqnx @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaa I love you Daddy 😍😍😍 @notwaving Oh it could be scar tissue I hadn't thought of that! Hopefully that means it still has some healing to do @SolientArt @CaseyExplosion TRUTH @CaseyExplosion What??? Omg Casey that's incredible!!! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF OMG SAME Goddess that's unbelievably hot 🥵🥵🥵 @narylis OMG YES THEY'RE TOTALLY A COUPLE aaaaaaaa I love this!!!! "@ThatQueenMab for the purposes of the meme, 4ch*n was first" "@ThatQueenMab What 4ch*n started Facebook might've improved, but 4ch*n was first." @ThatQueenMab 4ch*n started in 2003 @nyaakat @NSalamanderFW Kat you're one of the prettiest cuties I know! 🥰💕💕💕 @ArinaArtemis__ I find the closest friendships are ones where we can just chill without out tiddies out @vivalavienta @arancaytar Yeah and 4ch*n came first. And the meme's point is to find the origin point with the tiniest domino possible. "@GeekyPug87 A digital companion, a digital friend!" @joffeorama OMG I LOVE THIS HEY DIGIMON HEY DIGIMON MONSTER FRIENDS TO THE BOYS AND GIRLS hey y'all did you know I fucking love digimon adventure i have A MIGHTY NEED "That first domino should say ""moot gets kicked off of something awful""" Facebook definitely has made a lot of this worse but you can't possibly believe it's where the modern resurgence in fascism on the English-speaking internet originated from. pretty sure 4ch*n predates facebook @Nickle4aPickle @squishable OMG IM LOVE @MamaBearKingdom fishcat is my favorite! @MamaBearKingdom omg omg omg i need to go to build-a-bear o_o "2020's been like ""Depressed? Just buy these endless plastic robots!""" I already own two of these and I'm probably gonna own 6 because I'm booboo the fool "@NewGenderWhoDis Retweeted and I hope it works out, Emma. Can't imagine how scary it must feel :/" @QueenStodge Groove in the back there trying to act natural @litterboxhex Love you too 💕 @Kaelyrhn Do they have a box set of all of them or did you get them digitally? @Calliethulhu I admit I had never heard of this story but your description of this particular edition sounds fascinating. Infinity War? More like The All is Lost Moment: The Movie "I enjoyed Infinity War but at least for that period before Endgame was out, it was a huge bummer even if you could easily guess that most of the characters would make it." "Scratch that: What I want to watch is Endgame, but since I haven't seen either since they were in theaters, I'd start with Infinity War." Man I gotta watch Infinity War and Endgame again @DarkTyrannosaur Such a drippy girl! 😍 "Superheroes, especially legacy names like Black Panther already canonically was, live on past the actors who play them. The fictional characters are gonna be fine. A real person has died too young." "Given that the MCU is on pause indefinitely anyway there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to speculate about Black Panther 2. Like even if Boseman was still with us, we're not getting MCU movies for a hot minute anyway. Calm the fuck down." @DarkTyrannosaur gosh how wet you are :3 @emuchaton Happy birthday pup! 💕 @HookedAesthetic You really can't be trusted in them little one :P Last time I bought a Teefury shirt I wasn't getting them in women's sizes gosh >.> It looks like they're not doing the limited time thing with this one? I'm gonna need to wait a couple weeks to have money for it. Hopefully it'll still be in stock? Looks like it's made to order. https://t.co/aa7rwsPATL @RebelGirl1323 43 😬😬😬 @RebelGirl1323 Omg I love it! "I haven't bought a Teefury shirt in many years, but I think I need this one https://t.co/5tYxGWVtM6" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Omg that ship one is sexy as hell @TheCrystalStorm I'm not quite there yet but 3 years isn't that far away so I kinda feel this 😬😬😬 @MaxKriegerVG god I miss those @mode_view shucks 💕 @MaxKriegerVG I have it pre-ordered too. I have a Figma DVa who'd really appreciate it I think lol Twitter is a lot of bad but what good there is is pretty fucking awesome Gosh I have such amazing friends on here I love y'all so much 😭💕💕💕💕 @PrissyCassie SO WEIRD AND COOL The Ichthyosaur story the video is named for was also interesting but the idea that some baby dinosaurs might've been so different compared to their adult counterparts is really cool to me "Baby Titanosaurs might've had tiny horns on the ends of their upper jaws, possibly used similarly to an egg tooth, that would've stuck around for a while after hatching! https://t.co/NelqQnaul7" @JessicaCyboid Jessica this is adorable @0xc0ffea Yesssss 😍 "@Azure_Husky Yeah, but then 2017 happened, and 2018, 2019..." @AnaMardoll I was gonna say! I love your new pfp! @Chopin_42 hell yeah let's go on computer dates and stuff @Azure_Husky Oh god I miss rollercoasters is 30's the cutoff??? 😭 "I don't even need to be hard light, just walk right through me it's cool" Sexy AI with holographic body plz @Azure_Husky Same. Either this is just what adulthood is or this is what adulthood is in the 21st century going forward. @CaseyExplosion I will say this game has become both less appealing and more relevant than ever since I first heard about it in The Before Times @CelticAnarchy And maybe that just means I was extremely lucky and privileged. I dunno. "@CelticAnarchy I can't remember the last time there was a year that felt better than the last, but I remember not judging years that way. I remember feeling like each year was just another year and good and bad things happened but overall it was gonna be okay." I'm in my early 30's. I don't feel like I'm old. But I'm gonna be old before the world feels safe again. If that happens (big if!) Just kinda sucks. Thinking about when the next time there'll be a year that feels like it was less terrible than the year before it and wondering how old I'll be when that happens @Flailmorpho_ @SixArmedSweater she really is >/////> @SixArmedSweater oh heck 😳💕 "The timeline is filled with so many people saying ""WHAT"" and ""oh no"" out if context and we all just get it." "Megatron being a dragon in their medieval-themed movie would've made a lot of sense and this looks cool as hell, but I'm glad he got to have that gorgeous knight design instead." @displaced_ATX @ohheykiri Two cuties! 💕 @USSRVEVO I don't think anyone did. He's had cancer for almost his entire career as Black Panther @ThoughtSlime Mr. Slime I'm big enough to admit I eat this stuff up and will happily enjoy more should you choose to make more @StopTweetingMia More realistic honestly @StopTweetingMia same if cancel culture is a thing why hasn't it cancelled 2020 yet god fuck this year @hmsnofun I'm really excited to see it! @mode_view OMG OMG OMG I TOLD YOU SO REYNA AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 💕💕💕 "@hmsnofun Omg I live for this kind of deep dive talking about the mechanics of a film like this. This was really fun to watch, thank you! 💕" "@GenderBanana We were there over a decade ago when Soundwave wasn't allowed to be a tapedeck ever. I think Hasbro's idea now is that Generations is being marketed primarily to adult collectors, so it matters little if kids are confused. But also: Star-Lord uses a walkman" "I'm high enough that I mistakenly remembered Grevious as a Darth even though he's not (although now I'm third guessing myself?) But like, Maul should've been Obi-Wan's foil regardless, get it?" "For some reason the prequels cycle through Darths at a rate of almost one per movie and then canonically (in the movies, even!) the first one actually totally survived somehow anyway, making the cycling even more pointless. Dooku and Grevious should've been Maul." Really wish I cared at all about M.A.S.K. because this is surely gonna make prices nice for a while "The planet during this pandemic: We need LOTS of masks! Some forgotten chaos god: Okay, sure, I can make that happen" @WereChickenAU @CaseyExplosion @SolientArt who doesn't honestly @LeafTilde HOT @NotYourIngenue Gosh I'm so sorry :/ @SteampunkPenny @YourBoswell My baby boy Archimedes 😍😍😍 "@NotYourIngenue Yeah, I'm not crazy about going to hospital right now either, but I'm worried about permanently losing depth :/" "@NotYourIngenue Oh, THIS is Vaginismus? I thought it was like, when the muscles are just too tight? Yeah this sucks ass hardcore." "But yeah, this stubborn ring of flesh that doesn't want to stretch? It's real annoying! Before and after the ring it's all cooperative, stretchy stuff! I even finally think I got the hang of actually relaxing my pelvic muscles! But the ring is like a bottleneck, it sucks." @mode_view https://t.co/jQnR9Qw3El "@chainchompist goddess, same" @squidlarkin This is part of why I'm so public about this. I find so many other people who've had vaginoplasties have similar experiences and this shit needs to be widely discussed so future transfemmes can know. "Like a month ago it was ""Why is it that my smallest dilator can go WAY deeper than any other dilator?"" Now enough swelling is down, enough nerves are awake, etc that I can stick a finger in there and go ""Well THERE'S yer problem!""" It's really a surreal experience having your genitals wake back up over the course of months and months. Small changes add up and suddenly something that didn't make sense a month ago now has a pretty obvious cause I can feel. "As nervous as I am about making a trip to the hospital again, I emailed my surgeon about this part of my inner vag that's really resistant to being stretched. I wanna get this fixed asap (assuming this is something that needs fixing and isn't a thing that'll heal on its own)." I had this one as a kid! 🥰 (I still do too lol) @KittikatGuild It's a pissing contest he knows he'll win 🤷‍♀️ "@penelopezone god, same 🥵" """I'll deactivate my Twitter if you don't make me, a right winger, think about what I call politics at any point"" is actually an absurdly low-risk bet to make." "Though I will say a lot of Game Maker's Toolkit is some of the closest to apolitical content you could find on YouTube, so it might be an extended vacation for him. Rest assured though he'll be back before the month-long period you have to reactivate your account." "N*tch didn't leave Twitter. He'll come right back as soon as GMTK says anything N*tch deems political, and it's impossible to appease right wing chuds who want something free of politics without being explicitly right wing yourself." @HaileyAdamsXXX @chainchompist AWWWW I love you Daddy 🥰 @CaseyExplosion @SolientArt Huge agree "I really love the recent series of backstreet boys reunion tour game grumps videos where they just watch compilations and react to them? It's like, grumps²" @SolientArt Someone should let @CaseyExplosion know "@PrissyOrcGF I've been mentally workshopping something like a ""I'm a bisexual lesbian because Nightcrawler is objectively hot"" tweet for a couple days now but I couldn't get the wording right" @Speed_Freak01 @tainkirrahe so i can blame them for the number of primes I'm gonna end up with? @JazzieJaz93 Nice! @MaelJade_ @PrissyOrcGF Oh no fuck D: "@PrissyOrcGF I'm seeing so many people saying this is hurting income for SW on OF. Is it just like, it hurts the integrity of the website or is there something else going on?" @QueenStodge but consider: piss weapons @RBradndenburg He's on both Hasbro Pulse and BBTS from what I've seen. Front page on both @HenryWHall Has that been a confirmed thing yet? @QueenStodge Yeah but his PotP figure sucked lol Plus I feel like a lot of WfC characters we got recently I dunno @Azure_Husky she screm in own brain @RBradndenburg Actually Nemesis as far as I know "Given that the only decent Jazz figure in CHUG was like, ten years ago I'm surprised he isn't in WfC. He's an '84 character, isn't he? Why's he always getting forgotten?" "@vexwerewolf @sleepystephbot I'm just speaking facts, cutie~" @sleepystephbot @vexwerewolf gosh cute 😍 @apunkdog Cute! We have a little headmate too 🥰 To my non-collector fans: I can't properly convey how many goddamn plastic robots they're taking pre-orders on this year x.x At this point almost all of the rest of my extra toy money for the year is tied up in online exclusive Transformers 🙃 "@NireBryce Yeah it's super obnoxious with its ""NETFLIX A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES"" but it's not like I'm keeping the box at least lol" @QueenStodge fucking hell they're already taking orders for it??? They're literally just announcing a new online exclusive Transformer every day I'm so tired @USSRVEVO AAGGFFHHGSDDHJJ @QueenStodge oh damn that's sexy @Azure_Husky @AyrenTheWolf Yeah like it packs a whole lot of plot into a film length but the pacing didn't *feel* rushed imo? Almost any pacing can be pulled off if written well. @OrionPax4217 I pre-ordered it and I'm not even 100% convinced I want Devastator lol "@Skeletonp0wer No. The optional nuts are a third party product. Made by fans for fans, basically. But this DOES make him more film accurate! :V" d I r e c t l y b e n e a t h https://t.co/nLXoEkrthM """They made a third party enemy scrotum upgrade kit for Studio Series 69"" sure is an accurate sentence I can make about Transformers right now https://t.co/jEbZLPtv3T" @Azure_Husky IT'S SUCH A GOOD SHOW "@Chopin_42 @reallifecomics My first name being the first name of a well-known Starfleet captain wasn't completely on accident, I'll admit hehe" @HaileyAdamsXXX Awwwww my Takkun loves bath time too! She likes dipping her paws and tail into the water 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX She's so pretty gosh 💕 @MadEzra It's fucked up they make you buy 3 of these figures to get all 3! I'm guessing few people would want to have a display with just one :/ "@diomadcat I assumed it was mutant powers and was joking, but I don't know anything about these characters to be fair :P" This might be the best description I've ever read of why transfemmes being into forcefemming is so wholesome to me 🥰 https://t.co/fz3D6FD8XS @QueenStodge One of my very first toy mods was painting the crest on my Universe Ratchet black :P @EmilyGorcenski https://t.co/rV8oojuJbE PERFECT https://t.co/xBPxOLUUfA @MagsVisaggs So happy for you Magdalene 🥰💕💕💕 @Interfectorem9 I was actually thinking of cuckoldry but yes that too "we need a name for the phenomenon where when a cishet guy has a fetish, it's often gross/embarrassing, but when a sapphic woman has the same fetish it's way better" not sure why they have jizz all over their arms @SomeBWord Jim The Office like Sans Undertale "you have to buy 3 to get all 3 of them (one body, 3 heads) I don't even know who they are and I'm tempted" aw hell yeah the stepford cucks https://t.co/v3fpQrn3E3 @apunkdog Awwwwww I didn't know you were a little too! Cute! 🥰 @RBradndenburg Yep he's a bengal 🥰 @ThatButchBitch it also stand for facial feminization surgery "@ExistentialEnso Considering I go by Kat, my name would be" @liddytronic devil's lettuce @Canageek Ooooh yeah I've heard of that. Had no idea it involved Transformers tho @miss_nikola 😘💕 @Canageek Sabrina online? @machtackle I remember when they were TEN DOLLARS @CaseyExplosion It's really quite good. I showed it to my non-furry girlfriend and she loved it 🥰 @Canageek NO BUT NOW IT NEEDS TO "@machtackle @Kamenspider loving the optics of Hasbro kicking TF production into high gear the same year as a pandemic, massive layoffs and a looming depression" @OrionPax4217 I feel like Hasbro has been pretty good with restocks as of late so we'll see but this is still disheartening to see buy the robots fast or you're fucked I guess oh um okay jesus https://t.co/3BoVyN7zcC "@stackedbimbo jamie," @WeDreamtOfLove Because it is! @BoozyBadger the revolution cannot be televised as it is too horny @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view plz 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view might be getting close 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX Daddyyyyyy I wanna shower with you! 🥰😍🥵💕💕💕💕 @ComradCapacitor @OtterAlice Same @TheLastGherkin I'm impressed that you were able to count your collection. I've been meaning to for years @trgrrl My sister is 41 x.x @DysphoriaQueen wow same @The_Beebles Sure @JuniperTheSloth @Calliethulhu @addamschloe came here to say this @The_Beebles Like basically all of it? My copay was only a few hundred. Surgery can be scary but then you're at the other end of healing and it feels like it really wasn't that bad "One thing I love about being trans is how powerful it feels sometimes Like, no big deal, I got my genitals rearranged I might have them peel back my face skin and rearrange some stuff, whatever" @JessicaCyboid thank you for this important research lol 💕 @mode_view gosh~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh Daddy thank you 😭💕💕💕💕 I should really gather up the spoons and start the process of seeing if my insurance will cover FFS or BA I have anxiety just thinking about it lol @LorelaiMerri @ComradCapacitor even better bit @oksoumhi @SomeBWord nah you're gonna be fine 💕 I started transitioning at 29 and I'm gorgeous 😤 @TenaciousRanch mlem what if I just fucked around and got ffs like as a bit sometimes self care looks like Best Laughter Moments Breath of the Wild Game Grumps Compilation: Unofficial 1:56:11 Ashe is gay: A study https://t.co/SIInUQUVrK @ShyCustis As someone who for the first time helped a dog have puppies in the last couple of months: That's not sagging. @nyaakat I know that feeling. Take care of yourself cutie 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX AWWWWWW DADDY I MISS YOUR VOICE TOO 😭 @HollowMount This reply might be my favorite so far lol "@Calliethulhu well, if you insist >/////>" @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh yes plz 😳 "@machtackle If Earthrise is anything to go by, won't Kingdom be like half online exclusives? I assumed the leaks so far was just retail stuff?" "@HookedAesthetic no little one, your a padded bab just like me :P" "@HookedAesthetic hmmmmm don't seem so big to me, kiddo" @HookedAesthetic guess you'll just have to use your padding like the bab you are! :P "@SweetBeansComix Fursona's not required. In fact, the first furries didn't even have fursonas waaaaay back in the day!" @ann_arcana 😘😘😘 @Vangelus those knees are positively PORNOGRAPHIC @Azure_Husky solid plan @VirologyCami That's promising to hear There's this annoying ring of flesh like halfway up my vag that resists being stretched out and it's so damn annoying. If it's still a problem at the year mark I'm gonna talk to my surgeon about if it's something that can be fixed? Someone liked this tweet of mine from over 2 years ago and I feel like I should share it again @Nickle4aPickle https://t.co/tn8pvtHEsb @NotYourIngenue OMG HE'S SUCH A SQUEAKER My baby Binx squeaks like that too for attention 🥰 @Nickle4aPickle YES Y'ALL DO OMG 💕💕💕 @apunkdog gosh thanks >/////> and yes he's VERY cute! :3 gosh my voice sounds good in this 😳 Hobbes asks so nicely for pets how can I refuse? https://t.co/bIV9lf1dda @Calliethulhu aaaaaaa Callie you're so gorgeous! 😍 lol my connection was glitching out and I was rubbberbanding everywhere but somehow got PotG 🤠🤖 https://t.co/lOBcieffVT @Sparx_x_x CHUFTY FRIEND :D @trgrrl God I could watch the original Cosmos forever @SwiftAusterity I think it's a result of them wanting all the different ideas for what a future could be at the same time. I guess in a lot of ways it's fairly realistic. But there's still the undercurrent of optimism that you can tell was made during the Obama years. It's only been 4 years and Overwatch's optimistic view of the 2070's already feels dated. "Not every starting point in Oasis has an Omnic working there, so I get why this slipped by. But still. Optics." "HE LITERALLY SAYS ""I DON'T NEED THIS TIP"" LIKE I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT FULLY CONSIDERED A PERSON? JUST A HUNCH" "Sometimes when in Oasis Zenyatta will say ""What a fascinating place, can science alone unlock the secret to enlightenment?"" And it's like, my dude, there's one of your people being forced to work as a butler standing in front of you." @quietusswain Hell yeah Nightbreed! Say your sexuality only using an image already on your phone https://t.co/RvVmUM1uer Bill & Ted are the original himbos THAT'S IT??? https://t.co/PYaXJ6OyYn @stackedbimbo possibly your best tweet I feel bad for Bill & Ted. First movie bankrupted the studio. Third movie came out during a plague. Bill & Ted deserve better. At least the movies themselves are good. @BirdTickler If I got a toy with these guns I would feel very ripped off given that any pose with them would look ridiculous @Azure_Husky AWWWWWW 💕💕💕 @nyaakat you DO have very pretty eyes 🤔 @nyaakat why are YOU so hot D:< I wanna watch JoJo to find out what this dog's deal is and no other reason https://t.co/XIlwtg4UFX @tzivya I dunno I thought you did 🤷‍♀️ @stackedbimbo It's a cute name! @Sparx_x_x Hamburger Phone™ looks like a shit post @ZucchinnaArt omg I should start reading this 👀 "@NewGenderWhoDis *pats head* yes it's you, little one 💕" @NewGenderWhoDis omg what a diaper slut you are~ @PhyrexianThot They're super fun and cute! I highly recommend them 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF uhhhhh same gosh 👀 @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater Wow 👀 @SixArmedSweater Who has Masterpiece in stock? Did you find a time portal to a TRU? @olivebrinker Your face got noticably rounder! @MarcyKingUltra Countless people have told me that. It warms my heart 💕 @TheEpicDewback GOOD IDEA FUCK Currently 69 followers from 9k 😎 "@TheEpicDewback @Vangelus I should have just rephrased the whole thing lol. I meant like, THIS Blackarachnia I dunno Been a while regardless" @OrionPax4217 @Vangelus I feel so spoiled by both the Takara retool of Animated BA and the Masterpiece version lol "@Vangelus *SINCE THE 90'S I MEAN Transmetal 2, BM, etc..." "@Vangelus ...This is the first proper Blackarachnia released outside of Japan at mass retail that can transform and isn't an off-model repaint, isn't it?" @okbillybunny I think I know exactly how you feel. It sucks *hugs* "@Speed_Freak01 my therapist: universe cheetor is not real, it can't hurt you" @mcmillen I think so? It's the best kind of can opener imo @MaelJade_ Sounds delicious! @ThatQueenMab Tuna cans with tabs are the worst! the lid curls making squeezing out the water even harder! I also love canned tuna and have been eating since I was a kid lol "Not only do I own a can opener I have a special one that takes practice lining up right, but cuts the lid in such a way that there's no jagged/sharp edges. I take pride in my can opener dammit." @VirologyCami No. Tragically I still do tho Speaking of skins I really want but will have to wait a year for https://t.co/zvr0n4uqke I'm really upset that I missed this skin lol At least I'll get another chance at it next year https://t.co/q1X84rMO8J @USSRVEVO Did you see this picture of my angel Takkun yesterday? :3 https://t.co/8nOZJwg5c5 Awwww this Olivia's last episode on Sci Show! D: https://t.co/yY416gLFAn @VitaBreva @DrillbotKillbot Omg I love this "@BugbearPancakes omg Jasper is the perfect name for orange I uh, haven't even tried her yet 9 months in lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX I thought about you when I saw that tweet even if I forgot why it b reminded me of you >.< @goingrampant You can absolutely do all of that with a submissive "Like I don't even have a doubt in my mind. They're the fucking Addams family, of course they don't give the sightest shit about queerness and just skip to the part where they assume everyone else is on the same level." Fun fact this is canonically what Gomez Addams would literally say to that exact question @SnortingEstrace fucking right first time I saw that tweet I was like who the fuck would pass that up @SueWithersDraws hell yeah @SueWithersDraws same @filledechagrin Hey @StebMcDreb some tweets relevant to your interests :P "@RatRace123 oh incredibly gay, yes 🥰" @Nickle4aPickle *hugs hugs hugs* @nolapfau Thank fuck for the digital printing they do on faces now. Remember when it was a given that female characters' faces would always look like shit? @OzmaRacc heck 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Oh no! D: @OzmaRacc ur really pretty @DreamerHyena Woah nice! Congrats!!!! 💕💕💕 @HarleighDog @Azure_Husky @mspowahs Gonna need to third this goddamn 🥵 @abrahams_wife gosh 😳😳😳 "@machtackle I just have to keep reminding myself that with enough dedication, eventually everything will get listed at some point lol" @machtackle I need to somehow track down a Takara Bruticus May Primus have mercy on me @Random_Factor Yeah I've noticed a ton of Sigma and more Orisa than I'm used to. That checks out @Random_Factor Did they like nerf the hell out of him? @machtackle uggggghhh I gotta hurry up and finish my combiner collection. Getting tougher to do by the day x.x I just dumped a little over 10 hours into quick play in Overwatch for the first time in like a year and I'm just now realizing I don't think I saw Doomfist even once. I saw every other character with some regularity. No Doomfist. @machtackle Oh no I was really hoping those existed still on the secondary market at least 😬 I have combiners I still need to get @Speed_Freak01 I feel like there's a very high chance this'll be a real Selects figure "@Azure_Husky that might be a factor too, hard to say thank you 💕" @Azure_Husky I'm carrying so much emotional shit that even I'm not aware of x.x @Monicaaaaaah Omg glowup in just a year! 😍 @tainkirrahe dinosaur nuggies are adult food I keep telling people @SixoTF @IncomingMagnus @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy hhhhhggghg heck >/////< @HookedAesthetic @bunbunemmy HEY WAIT @SwiftAusterity yes :P @bunbunemmy @HookedAesthetic this fellow bun gets it!!!! you ever have a massive cry about something small and think oh god I must be burying more anxiety than I thought right now @MaiaFranklyn @chrismcfeely Right??? The character cards were one of my favorite parts of Generations for a good several years there! @ZafyrArt_Things Hell yeah @PrissyOrcGF I feel like it was that first picture version of you? It's been an age tho lol @miss_nikola @Lewd_Go_Round_ b-but I already was >.> @SixArmedSweater I like your shirt! :3 @HookedAesthetic *grumbles* the potty is stupid anyway D:< @HookedAesthetic *huffs* >/////> @HookedAesthetic hjdfhdfgjdf im a big girl!!!!! @HookedAesthetic (h-how does is work I've never used one >.>) @HookedAesthetic omg cute! @SixArmedSweater mood lol nice https://t.co/6DDFUyzstX @SixArmedSweater omg no way that's you! Mentally I am here https://t.co/w4om5miKnq @SixArmedSweater mood x.x @tomorrowville @tamazonx I don't think there's any reason to be afraid. I'm kinda outta spoons for talking about this right now though @tamazonx @LorelaiMerri @BugbearPancakes *hugs hugs hugs* "@LorelaiMerri @BugbearPancakes I'll be honest I thought that was a different drama thing where that happened? People have been trying to pin the pedophile label on me for ages now. I'd very much like that to stop. But yeah, with Jemma I made the wrong call. Pretty mad at myself." @LostNotAtSea @BugbearPancakes I can give you a couple of small details in DMs but it's admittedly not much. My hands are tied based on the wishes of those involved. @BugbearPancakes I DM'd you @NLRG_ you would @Doktah_Doktah Oooh what's that? @USSRVEVO Apparently it's Ph balanced??? But if there's any soreness in/around your vag it can sting >.> @TankUnderhell Genji got it for an ult quad kill @HaileyAdamsXXX AAAAAA DADDY I'M BLUSHING >//////< @jaythefawn UR A CUTIE "August 2019 to August 2020 Turns out a little over a year ago was this hot selfie I'm still proud of lol. Same top, too! Got even hotter too~ ✨💕 https://t.co/yejOoaQlKG" @Azure_Husky gosh you're right 😳 @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX You're a real trans person tho :P Can't believe this wasn't PotG smdh 🤠🤖 https://t.co/m4F5Qwwn47 @banalexistence oh gosh thank you 💕 Anyway I'm gonna stay high and occupied with video games today I think :/ Better elbows than the Generations one I guess? Beyond that... ehhhhh? "What's that emotion when you share your entire heart with a friend, but then because they do something awful you can't be their friend anymore, and even though you stand by your decision it breaks your heart?" @VirologyCami @Roachslayyer (And even moreso post-vaginoplasty >////>) @oannablue @KonekoSlut god yes plz The number of times playing Ashe that I've summoned B.O.B. off a cliff is TOO MANY WHY IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE Ooooh he's pretty There are too many Transformers! Why are there so many Transformers? The brochure said there'd only be a few Transformers! x.x "I don't expect anyone to just trust my word on this. I can't give details so I expect some skepticism. I'm not here to convince you to take a stance on this. I'm here to apologize, that's it." @QuinntoBean @VirologyCami https://t.co/hIcqnTpmmk @TimonicWulfgar @VirologyCami I think it's called Hysterical Literature? Or something? Women try to read out loud from a book while sitting on a sybian. They lose and have to stop reading when they cum @VirologyCami Soooooo happy I get to cum that way now 😭💕 @winocm I definitely am 🥰💕 @ArtregalOR Nice! Congrats! 💕 "@VirologyCami God I love the series that gif is from. Watching it as an egg was, uh, a lot lol" "I'm not saying it deserves points for that. It's just really, really nice. That's all 🥰" "There's a whole lot to criticize about Overwatch. My only ""defense"" is that it's My Trash honestly lol One thing that I really enjoy about it though? Often I'll have games where 2/3rds or even 5/6ths of my team are female characters. Which is so fucking nice." Takkun's fur just lights up in sunlight 😍 https://t.co/uOM2VzeO4u @QueenStodge It's really quite wonderful 🥰 "I'd like to show this thread to the mutuals who blocked me over this, but I'm not about to share their names or anything. If you ever happen to see people saying I took Jemma's side, I'd appreciate directing them here. I'm not owed forgiveness. I'd just like them to know." @RaeGun2k @boldtransDev @kinucakes Agreed (One of the people Jemma hurt asked that I delete the thread defending Jemma. I never know whether it's better to delete stuff like that and risk making it look like I'm hiding something or keep it up and continue to hurt people by it. So I had someone else make that call) @viragoergosum Not much. Maybe play some video games. "If it's alright with everyone, I'd like to not talk about this too much more, which is why I've turned off replies. It really hurts to have been betrayed by a friend like this. Please don't DM me for more details. It's done and over. I fucked up and I'm sorry." "I've been asked by the people she hurt not to dig this back up. They want to move on, and I want to respect that. But I also felt it was important to make a public statement about this. I betrayed the trust of some friends and I want them to know that I'm sorry." A couple months ago I had a big thread defending a former friend (@/Riotgrrrljemma). Since then I've been made aware of additional information that made me realize I made the wrong call defending her. I'm sorry. @RaeGun2k He's such a fucking tool. I really hope everyone he forced to leave can find work quickly. @viragoergosum *hugs hugs hugs* :/ @StebMcDreb Omg @itsviviactually I dunno some nerd lol "goddess having a vulva is a real 10/10 experience, would recommend" @lisaquestions Hehehe isn't it wonderful? 🥰 @viragoergosum Oh no what happened? @elle_oftheball Fair! I know what you mean 💕 "@elle_oftheball Because like, yeah my beard hurts my heart too 💕" @QueenStodge It somehow was me but I'll happily accept your incredulity 🥰💕 @elle_oftheball Wait yours or mine? @PocketPampers Good! 🥰 @maiasturbation I wondered if you had 😳 Denial beards are a helluva thing My old beard is a cryptid. I only have this one picture of it lol I might've had a beard for like half a decade but don't miss having it honestly https://t.co/HXeWHUXcAA @Kalindlara y-yes? o.o @maiasturbation Hey guess who I was thinking about when I wrote that~ @SwiftAusterity Are you asking me if I've used it? Because no "@lukewarmdeer Yeah but the soreness near my vag entrance stings like I'm pouring lemon juice on it sometimes. Not all the time, but I dunno" @SwiftAusterity What? Most days it feels fine but I feel very silly "I feel very silly. The lube I've been using for dilation, Sliquid, has citric acid in it! No wonder some days it stings x.x" @sarenraesaves @lisaquestions OH IT HAS CITRIC ACID??? No wonder the sore skin near the entrance will sometimes hurt like hell x.x I feel very silly. Been using this stuff for months @TheNDqueerelf heavenly 😍 @JimSterling So happy for you Jim!!! 💕💕💕 @ModestyAran He's impatient at games he's not super into is the main problem. @DozingDreamers TRUTH @transkittykiss Fitting name 🤔 @IzzyBunBop Love you @IzzyBunBop I'm really worried about it too :/ @ArtyMaus I thought I was >//////> @HookedAesthetic UR CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS SO CUTE HECK "@NikatinePrime ""not a furry""" @OrionPax4217 RIGHT??? Whirl has no other voice in my mind now @HookedAesthetic 👀👀👀 @Vangelus Talking about the Haslab Sentinel? @HookedAesthetic hhhggggh I d-do wanna be a good little girl >////> @HookedAesthetic hhhggghg but imma big girl >/////< @HookedAesthetic n-no escape? o.o @jaythefawn hhhhgggghgg >/////> @jaythefawn But! But! @HaileyAdamsXXX @vexwerewolf *whines* Daddy!!!!! >///////< @vexwerewolf ... *huffs* >/////> @vexwerewolf D:< D:< D:< YOUTUBE I AM AN *ADULT* https://t.co/IkmYLDsS7u @FaithNaff @JimSterling RIGHT??? 💕😘😍😳💦 oh no I'm horny @ArtifexH Of course! 💕 @TrexPushups Hell yeah! Goddess bless transfemmes who top "@apunkdog god, same 🥵" "@Tupsimati Definitely made the right choice! There's gonna be plenty of these guys on eBay for years and years, orchi comes first 💕" "This thread is fascinating and a really good read, and I say this as someone who's been disillusioned with Batman for years" @litterboxhex Right??? @trgrrl does that wonderful feeling ever go away because I sure hope not 🥰 @trashkitten4201 It wasn't indeed! @CloneLightning Yeah I looked and it's the credits music for the first movie lol That's like Linkin Park right? Never was really into that band but that song kinda slapped "(and no I don't think the color is chosen based on the overall color of the album art, for example Crossing the Rubicon here) https://t.co/7rHd2ErS0N" Awwww the player picks a (random?) color based on what album you play and the color it picked for Aquarium is perfect 💕 https://t.co/VAgApNMkyP @sleepy___head It's a very small thing that I got too worked up over honestly lol YTM listing these in album title order has resulted in some interesting albums being next to each other lol (And no I don't know how/why I ended up with two iterations of the 2007 movie soundtrack?) https://t.co/78TiRo3QJY @emarl_ taurs are soooooo good gosh I have my priorities in order is what I'm saying https://t.co/byKavhdoR5 @brianarn RIGHT???? ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT STUFF FIRST https://t.co/wuBxDdzrdu @QueenStodge God yes plz Downloading only the most important albums to my phone first https://t.co/wnAveuGetD @AdequateEmily I mean this isn't a movie that needs to happen but Carpenter being involved plus the renewed interest in puppetry creatures from the Star Wars sequel trilogy might make it less of a trash fire this time @melstonemusic I'm sensing crossover potential here https://t.co/QO39sLfVCP @SnortingEstrace omg lol @SweetBeansComix s-stop making me wanna try it >.> @StebMcDreb AWWWWW BABE I REALLY WANT TO "Looking like there's gonna be nearly 20,000 of these fuckers which makes me very happy about the eventual secondary market. The ideal would be to own more than one after all lol https://t.co/0VGm6KlNwY" @purple_grackle It's a fantastic game! You'll love it :3 "@MariMari07_01 I see a lot of people talking about it recently. I think it was recently realized by a lot of people, but I dunno if this is brand new info or not." "A lot of trans women think they can't transition because they're into women. Now is that strictly the same thing as compulsive heterosexuality? I think you could argue it isn't, and again, the language should probably evolve, but you see how it's easy to see overlaps?" I myself am probably gonna avoid using the term from now on. I'm just worried about this being retroactively applied to trans women who had no idea the toxic roots of this concept and talked about it applying to them. "It makes a lot of sense that comphet was initially devised by a TERF, but please go easy on transfemmes who have felt/will continue to feel that they experienced some amount of comphet I think maybe the language needs to evolve but it spoke to some non-transphobic truth for some" "@arancaytar I don't even know abstractly the feeling of being expected to carry. Unless I'm the tank, don't follow me. If you do and we die, that's y'all's fault." "I love to joke that Arin Hanson is terrible at 3D Zelda games but in all seriousness, thank you to whoever sat him down and reminded him that Majora's Mask kinda IS side quests. Without them you're gonna have a bad time." @mode_view you're fine 💕 "I've beaten Majora's Mask a fair few times, I consider it my favorite Zelda, and I do not at all remember Gomess. Maybe it's because I've never had a problem with him so he's just a nothing miniboss to me whereas the Game Grumps spent two years and change trying to beat him lol https://t.co/xQnxYGnTwp" Do not continue the conversation here I do not care fuck off fuck off fuck off Never ever ask why Twitter dislikes a thing you think sounds interesting unless you want everyone to answer FUCK @emilyvdw Belle is probably a close second for me 💕 @emilyvdw But seriously Ariel has been my favorite princess since I was very small. There's footage of 4-year-old me lip syncing to Part of Your World. And when I learned about the trans connection after I started transitioning... she's even more my favorite now 🥰 @emilyvdw Hoping I live to see the day where a plot like Mulan's could happen for a transfeminine character in a Disney movie. Ariel is VERY CLOSE of course but I mean a plot where a boy gets to be a girl and not have it be a joke or considered inappropriate for kids. "I'm at level 465 atm, so another 35 will get me to five star bronze, which is just 100 away from silver...." "Gonna get to platinum level (like, account level, not competitive placement fuck competitive lol) in Overwatch solely to make it impossible for someone in a higher tier to show up in games making me nervous." @Demi_theynd @ArtregalOR I too know BK backwards and forwards lol @SolientArt Gosh ur cute >.> @popeguilty @nocturnmusings I try to do a dance every time I think there's a chance of PotG lol "Other team had a platinum Echo on their side who, when copying me, got a B.O.B. ult TWICE which I've never seen before. So yeah we definitely lost lol" Robot bodyguard once again doing most of the work in this PotG during a match I played with @nocturnmusings 🤠🤖 https://t.co/EyJRQxNZBs "@Gay_In_Space7 I usually prefer playing alone, but maybe!" @Gay_In_Space7 DO IT @ArtregalOR You just caused Arin's Grubba voice to play in my head I hope you're happy :P @AyrenTheWolf Go for it! I know some transfemmes who've done both at the same time! "@AyrenTheWolf Might be closer than you think! Your GRS is moving along faster than you thought, right?" (It was an Ana who fell to my suddenly perfect shot TNT shooting skills lol) This game is so full of queers I love it https://t.co/aY74HQrOK5 I love getting character-specific achievements on accident (as opposed to looking them up ahead and trying to get them) in Overwatch. Just a fun surprise 💕 https://t.co/uywUqL0HwE Oh my god I am SCREAMING at my computer for Arin to just turn into a fucking Zora to kill the hand enemy @miss_nikola @LeafTilde @nixie_pink THAT'S SO CUTE "@reallifecomics I mean that's fair, that's my approach too :P" @Vangelus OMG THAT'S AWESOME??? Loving the Beast Wars love the franchise has been getting recently. More Fuzors would be even better tho! (Come ooooon Generations Torca!) Holy shit they brought Injector back? :D @TempestaRubida I'm doing Premium for YouTube Music as well. Please don't presume this is a solution to my issue. @kit_flowerstorm It's okay lol 💕 "I just don't understand why the ""show hidden icons"" button/tab doesn't default to appearing ON TOP of Discord alerts instead of the other way around. Dunno if this is Microsoft's fault or Discord's but it needs to be fixed." @kit_flowerstorm (It says on my tweet I tweeted from an Android :P) @Katabassist Might try that thank you love @AyrenTheWolf Yeah I got Premium like a couple days ago? I mean it's the free trial because that's the only way I'm aware that you can start using it but I assume that's not the reason @lucashoal @USSRVEVO OMG IT IS @TransArachnia Good to know. My bad @lucashoal @USSRVEVO Ooooooh fuck I love this @SuchApple Normally I would but friends are sharing YouTube links to music that open in the YouTube app by default. Not even sure they translate directly to YTM links? @AyrenTheWolf It does not @lucashoal @USSRVEVO Nope "I've now officially been a lesbian long enough that I'm friends with one of my ex's lol And like, gay friends! Y'know, where there there's mild flirting? Fuck I love being gay 🥰" @USSRVEVO YES I thought YouTube Premium was supposed to give me background play on my phone. It's doing this annoying picture in picture thing instead which is NOT the same @USSRVEVO oooooh I love the sound of this! @USSRVEVO okay but consider 80's synth wave is awesome maybe talking about how much I need to be pinned down and bred by a hot top will help! ... oh no it didn't >/////< @SixArmedSweater I saw that thread yesterday and it was INCREDIBLE lol @liltrybaby This I need it too gosh 😳 "real ""wish my vag wasn't so sore from still needing to heal becauase I have a mighty need to be filled"" hours rn 🥵" @PrissyOrcGF must think about them M̋̇̕O̱̠̟̘̮̻̱͛ͫͨͤ͘R̴̼̞̯̤̿̋ͅẸ͕̭̱̱̜͖ @CaseyExplosion (I dunno maybe I'm reaching too far for that one lol) @CaseyExplosion One might even say... double plus good? @StebMcDreb As long as it's comfy 🥰 Looks cute! :3 @StebMcDreb Looks a bit tight? @tfwiki I've wanted more Animated for so long... not even 3rd party companies are helping... "@PrissyOrcGF a solid plan imo if they got more in the way, your empty head will be more often filled with thoughts of tidds and increasing them 🤔" @TwippingVanilla @AmazonChique Curses! Foiled again! @AyrenTheWolf Awwww that's wonderful!!! 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis my boysona was such a dork @reallifecomics MAE THIS IS MAIN @CuddlyClover I like this explanation! I think I feel similar in a lot of ways 🥰 "@TwippingVanilla @AmazonChique (I'm not saying this is an actually unanswered question, I'm just having fun with the lore at this point :P)" "@TwippingVanilla @AmazonChique I mean, did she tho? That's definitely the implication but surely Five would've seen the missing moon in his 40 years there? And if it wasn't by way of moon destruction, how did Vanya's powers, incredible as they are, kill everyone on Earth?" @Azure_Husky Cute! @ann_arcana EXACTLY @tzivya It's all Transformers now :P "@TwippingVanilla @AmazonChique Because timeline shenanigans make it complicated, I like to view the events from the perspective of our heroes. Like, Ben died like 12 years before 2019 (the present), but he's been dead for like 15 years by the end (still 2019) From our heroes' perspective, it's... almost :P" "I don't think I'm actually rate limited, but none of my likes are sticking. Like it'll look like I liked I tweet but then I'll click on it and my like is gone :/" @Drone0143 I have and I'd like to know where I can sign up @tainkirrahe @SixoTF took the grunts right out of my mouth 😍 @KorpsPropaganda That's so awesome! Congrats!! 💕💕💕💕 @mode_view No :P @VondranArt https://t.co/uXIeLPcyNb "@trgrrl @TimonicWulfgar I was like ""Where I have a heard 'none can match the interceptor for speed'?"" and then it hit me lmao" @trgrrl @TimonicWulfgar Match the Interceptor for speed? I've heard of a ship that can! The Black Pearl :V "@qirenni @SomeBWord Good point, my bad" "@trgrrl @TimonicWulfgar search your feelings, you know it to be true" "has someone already done a ""virgin jkr vs chad george lucas"" meme yet" @trgrrl Alicia that's one of my favorite Star Wars ships how could you @StebMcDreb hahaha wow gay 👀 @StebMcDreb maybe nom it a bit and kiss it too~ 😘 @StebMcDreb babe I need to squeeze ur tum @machtackle why my feet hurt @TrexPushups Oh god no! D: @__eel__ hongry ritty! @AlexisVeilled @Hypnothulhu It's a date then! 🥰💕 @transkittykiss Gosh that gives me so much hope! 💕 @ExistentialEnso I had him blocked for some reason lol @AlexisVeilled @Hypnothulhu ooooohhhhh so I should probably bring a strap then~ @transkittykiss I struggled with anal even before surgery 😭 The spirit wants to be a size queen but the body never wants to cooperate. But I'll keep practicing! @AlexisVeilled @Hypnothulhu Hmmmmm suddenly have an idea for a date night when I'm finally visiting over there 🤔🤔🤔 @CaseyExplosion It's really not that hard @AlexisVeilled @Hypnothulhu I'm sorry my girlfriend being fucked by my crush is officially TOO HOT 🥵💕💦 "@Brobuntu @vexwerewolf @Nymphomachy YUP It's funny but also, hell yeah, bad guys can be heroic sometimes!" @displaced_ATX computer analysis confirmed: you're scientifically hot @transkittykiss Thank you again! 💕💕💕💕💕 @apunkdog awwwwww good puppy! @transkittykiss Yeah for me the first like 3 or so inches is way tighter than the rest which sounds like it might be a similar problem? @transkittykiss Thank you!!! 😭 That gives me a lot of hope honestly! I was wondering/hoping my current issue might be scar tissue. It's hard to know for sure. I'll make a mental note to look into dual density dildos. Any recommendations? love being girl 🥰 [probably nsfw] my final form @QuinntoBean That goes without saying I'm just so Tired hahaha this country totally fucking rules hahahaha @PrissyOrcGF do iiiiiiiit!!!! @Icarus_Avery @addamschloe does does a positronic brain use binary @DreamDestroye16 @Dokvis @RambleV2 @Lexibooabdl @JewishWorker aS a MoDeRaTe DeMoCrAt "The first 3(?) inches of the inside of my vag is a lot tighter than the back end but getting a finger past that 3 inches (when I can manage it which isn't always) is REALLY nice, gosh. Wonderfully sensitive 🥵 Wish it wasn't only the smallest dilator I could get that far RIP" @transkittykiss Can I ask how long ago your surgery was? Mine was 9 months ago but I'm still so tight 😭 Being able to take something like that dildo is the dream for me Omega Supreme being the Ark was one of the coolest ideas added to Transformers in the 21st century and it's a real shame they haven't returned to the idea. @ArtifexH ur hot @closeted_egg_56 I muted that tweet hours ago lol "@the_nerd_skull HRT can help with all of that. It is impossible to know if you'll ""pass"" or not until you try. ALL of us are surprised. NONE of us thought we'd pass." @PrissyOrcGF IT'S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT @glamazonwarrior @USSRVEVO Transitioning is a second puberty in a lot of ways lol >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX thank you daddy 😭💕 "First match: Won, I got PotG Next two matches: Lost, but I got four gold medals each so I was doing my job at least lol" flick HIS bean eat HER dick it's 2020 for fuck's sake had a player named flickherbean tell me to eat a dick and I feel like that's so off brand for them Two days in a row now I get PotG first match I'm in lol 🤠🤖 https://t.co/EVEvYyl6MO "@NLRG_ bad, naughty posture" @naphistim @CuddlePotato RIGHT??? @emilyvdw I had a few mutuals in mind when I wrote that and you were definitely one of them lol @vexwerewolf Damn time flies! Congrats! 💕💕💕💕 @SweetBeansComix I've often worried by the fact that the stuff I share here (that I'm told by other trans people has helped them) has been put on a website that is very unfriendly towards browsing an archive of. Not to say my stuff is book-worthy lol I love this framing so much. Puts words to something I've been feeling for a while. https://t.co/ieFwjPYfU1 @PissbabyS Honestly that video is responsible for a significant shift in my life regarding this stuff lol @EmiliaDecaudin That's fair 💕 "@GeekyPug87 @TokuChris Had to do a bit of quick digging as Armada is outside my wheelhouse, but these appear to be Air Defense Micron X-Dimensions from Takara? Can't find the exact same pack on eBay, but similar packs are being listed for around $50 or more? https://t.co/36F1Nps2nd https://t.co/hQvrw9jB6Y" @brina_kitten now THAT'S a goddess I'd worship! @Azure_Husky I mean that approach has worked for me in the past 🤔 @deathpigeon @ProfaneAnnalist The music from Treasure Trove Cove is playing in my head now "@tfwiki The first one is... pretty good aside from the lazy duplicating of the same arm. The second one though is very much ""graphic design is my passion""/baby's first Photoshop homework assignment, blegh" "@apunkdog oof, that sucks :/" @TessasTeaTime That's a decent theory honestly @apunkdog hell yeah @deathpigeon True! But there's a bit of overlap in assigned gender at birth and the kinds of hormones we're on. Gender is weird anyway "I don't think it's a 1 to 1 correlation of ""men = atheist, women = religious"" but like... it doesn't feel fully random either??? I dunno, hopefully y'all kinda get what I mean." I do wonder what the cause of this is. I remember the last time I talked with my sister about religion when I was still adamantly atheist and she wouldn't budge on the idea that there's gotta be some sort of greater power out there. @deathpigeon I'm calling myself out too tho :P "@USSRVEVO Me too!!! I wanna learn more witchy stuff though. It's like, yeah all it really takes is just to say you're a witch but I'd like some more rituals in my life." the atheist dude to trans woman witch pipeline is real and it's wonderful @vexwerewolf hey Avery ur really cute @CuddlePotato EXACTLY! @WillowPoss I'm so glad you're doing better! 💕 "@Vangelus ""LOL IT'S THE ROARING TWENTIES AGAIN"" we were so young" "somehow we made it to the back half of 2020 and I'm so ready for 2021 even if it's also shit, I'm ready for 2020 to be over" @TumbleCrow It's probably that honestly This thread is a fucking JOURNEY holy shit. You absolutely will not be able to predict where it goes. @LeafTilde my mind just immediately went there I can't help it 🥵 "@LeafTilde sweater might have to be pulled off of your new big werewolf boyfriend in a musk-fueled, lust-filled haze as you beg him to fill you with his puppies but then after: free sweater!" @tinybird420 I'll say! @tinybird420 Gosh :3 @osd1000 EXACTLY I'm more genuinely happy than any of you haters could dream of. Die mad 🥰 I'm just so floored by someone who hates me trying to reply with my own pfp as if that's a gotcha As if their vanishingly narrow view of who's attractive is universally shared I know I'm a gorgeous woman because I see it in the mirror and other gorgeous women wanna fuck me lol @MaiaFranklyn You too tho!!! 💕 @AuraBlaize No worries 💕 @AuraBlaize Can you delete this reply please so that people don't name search and harass me more. Just censor the O's in his name "Btw for the record I'm surprised Jon got married because he's an alt-r*ght racist, not because he's unattractive. Y'all kiddos aren't gonna believe this but it turns out relationships are built on way more than appearances." "Do right wing chuds know how fucking ridiculous they look when they act like a transbian in a huge polycule is unfuckable? You may as well be a flat-eather. There's a reply of just my pfp and it's like, yeah, I'm fucking gorgeous, I know." These comments were actually filtered from my notifications but I was curious if I had gotten any chuds replying given how many likes my reply already has. I don't even have to make jokes about these guys. Profiles speak for themselves. https://t.co/66eaYp4LKp "@BirdTickler That's absolutely going to be a thing. Actors have been dreading it coming for years. It won't just be in voice acting, either. Motion capture CGI actors are already resurrecting dead actors. The tech is only gonna get better." @CloneLightning That's the Archaeopteryx version of the Four Horseman Raven figure! @CloneLightning Agreed! Here's a better view of that shelf btw 🥰 https://t.co/orJF5roxo3 @arancaytar Both @CloneLightning World 🥰 All of my current dinosaur display is World stuff atm This is how bad the smoke outside is in Colorado right now: This should be a vista of mountains https://t.co/LCk0Qy8p2t @joffeorama Jesus Christ D:< "@joffeorama I haven't heard this story, oof :/" Hell even when there wasn't a pandemic I wasn't obsessing over Nintendo Directs. They were always just pleasant surprises for me. And let me reiterate: I LOVE Nintendo shit. If I can cool it the rest of you can. https://t.co/81bjqLHvr3 Video games were a mistake https://t.co/wPIyq897WY "@Claire_Sable That whole bullshit annoyed me so much. Even if they literally promised it was going to be something huge, they're fucking human beings who are all being affected by this pandemic. Can these fans have some sympathy for once?" Maybe it's because Nintendo markets their stuff to kids it means there's always a fresh crop of clueless 19-year-olds who can't read the room? Nintendo you have a free pass from me to release/announce nothing else this year. I'm cool with it. For what little that's worth lol "I'm a fan of Nintendo games and systems but not the level of fan that obsesses over whether or not they're announcing/making games during a fucking pandemic and then gets angry when they continue to, you know, exist in a pandemic. 2020 is a wash, folks. Wake the fuck up." "I realized this when I went looking up Danielle Bunten Berry, the woman who created M.U.L.E., a game I barely remember but it was probably the first video game I ever played. She died in 1998. And now I know her deadname. I like to hope her headstone has her name, at least." "I guess I meant ""famous trans person"" but hopefully you all got what I meant." "For any trans person who had a career pre-transition, Wikipedia exists to be the headstone with one's deadname that we all fear." "When I say Mule was the first game I remember playing, I mean that I was like, maybe as young as 3 but no older than 4, just playing with an Atari 7800 and just being amazed that the stuff on the screen was moving when I pressed buttons. I remember very little of it." M.U.L.E. Which funnily enough was programmed by a trans woman. Fate can be weird like that 🥰 @nyaakat IT'S SO GOOD @PostinMonkey ...someone willingly married j*ntr*n? @MalachiteTiger @asur_el @Katabassist Now I just wish I played more horny D&D games lol @BethBec0mesHer holy shit lol @mode_view Yes lol Debunking creationism used to be a hobby of mine @addamschloe do you think data is a switch @LetoDoesThings Nooooooo 😭 "Tired: Umbrella Academy season 3, whenever it happens, is going to feel too surreal simply because no one's wearing a face mask Wired: Actually it's still all taking place in 2019 come to think of it. Plus maybe the Sparrow Academy can save us." "Just had two thoughts in succession ""Imagine all that falling on us"" ""That's a thing it's called rain""" I understand why this must be the case but this is legit fucking with me https://t.co/ysaahhnSa2 "@CaseyExplosion Fucking apricots, the lot of them" @sk8boosh wait a second this implies doctor who isn't dumb sci-fi @machtackle Oh of course. Because canon. My mistake lol (Still looks like shit!) @Roodypatooti I agree! I hope we get the rest :/ "Hell there's not a whole lot of Hotlink lore, right? Make his Targetmasters match his deco or at least compliment it What Decepticon would be wearing all teal?" I'm okay with Hotlink coming with two Targetmasters despite that seemingly being done only because Skywarp did too I'm okay with them both being new characters But did they have to be nearly identical-looking boring designs? https://t.co/00oV6FUOwe "@BoringNerdyKate There was a DC/Marvel crossover that established that the Earth in the DC universe is slightly bigger, so there's more room in America for big cities." "can I please get to the point where I could, if I wanted to, casually slide a dildo up there without any prep beyond some lube? is that a realistic expectation?" "I'm getting close to when I should in theory be able to dilate only once per day, but honestly I'm not sure I trust that schedule. Then again it's already hard to dilate twice a day so maybe this is my fault :/" why oh why is my vag still so tight 😭 @PrissyOrcGF same honestly @zoe_trashgoblin the gamer to fake gamer girl pipeline is real @NikatinePrime gosh 😳 @Azure_Husky Omg happy anniversary! This thread is fascinating. Us queer people have *always* been around. "@zandravandra Mysterious doesn't necessarily mean odd! It could mean like ""How does this Charizard breathe fire? We're still not sure"" I recognize that I'm doing a lot of headcanon work here though lol" "@JimSterling Hell yeah! Congrats! Sorting out one's gender is a wonderful feeling, speaking from experience 🥰" "@zandravandra I think they've established a more concrete series bible that states ""no real animals"" but early on some snuck in. I just wish I knew what the official word was. There's too many Pokémon now NOT to use them constantly" "@LorelaiMerri @zandravandra They did 20 years ago, but I'm not sure if they've confirmed it either way since then" @caraesten HOW ARE WE ALL SO HOT @zandravandra Early episodes of the anime show generic birds flying around. I dunno if they've said definitively that Pokémon are the only animals in that world? "@AmazonChique I mean, in a way, Vanya merely almost ended the world too... Twice..." @zandravandra They're the only animals in their world that are as smart as humans and most of them are capable of incredible powers. They might be common but they're mysterious all the same. Other animals aren't like them. @TheQueenSeKa I mean I definitely have a vote there but I might be biased~ 😘 @AngryNerdBird I blocked them so fast lol "@vexwerewolf @Nymphomachy I think most iterations of The Joker would think the funniest thing for him to be is anti-Nazi. I'll admit it's really funny in the best way when he puts on his ""I might be a criminal, but I'm an AMERICAN dammit;"" shtick." "@Mallie_eck @suchnerve Just think about the inverse! Sure maybe holding onto the ceiling could use both tightness and might, but why would standing on the floor require tightness? You really only need might for that." @BrieSodaGirl You're hot! @Kaelyrhn I obviously meant thirsty D:< @jennplusplus @Kayleestruth I don't see the point in wasting my time with a social script I don't even mean @MalachiteTiger @asur_el @Katabassist Oh gosh this is hot >.> @OneLameShark SO CUTE OMG "@QueenStodge I wanted to QT mentioning this, but you're locked so I'll just reply: Seeing this right before bed caused me to have a dream where I got a ""Transformer size queen"" tramp stamp tattoo lol" @suchnerve Stalactites have to hold onto the ceiling tightly @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggghg thank you Daddy >/////< you taste so good 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX It's true Daddy I do 🥵💕 @secret_jane_ still looks fun to suck/ride though~ 😘 @secret_jane_ yes plz 👀 @JessicaCyboid @TimonicWulfgar People are gonna find you fucking hot because you're fucking hot @JessicaCyboid fuckin gross @secret_jane_ oh really 👀👀👀👀 I'm not saying becoming a girl made me a slut but I'm not not saying it either I'm a little thirty tonight 👀 "Me pre-transition: I guess dicks are pretty hot. You know like, in theory Me now: I'm horny which means I'm craving choking on dick" "@NoraQRosa @Brookeisagurl ""well played""" @LorelaiMerri The new ratio @Q3w3e3 You've come so far! help we're being held hostage by nonsensical measurements "Whenever I see someone that lives in a country blessed enough to use the metric system complain about our weird imperial measurement I just wanna scream ""NONE OF US ASKED FOR THIS""" @MOOMANiBE THANK YOU "@TimonicWulfgar @QuestForTori I also love ""Dan fell for updog"" aka Goonies 2 lol" @OrionPax4217 If I lost it was bullshit lol @QuestForTori -played all the way back to the same point as before in Majora's Mask and is using a guide -what electric shield @HaileyAdamsXXX DADDYYYYYYYY I MISS YOU 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕 @Hypnothulhu hhdfdfhhhhh p-plz >/////< 💦💦💦 @Hypnothulhu true~ 😘 @hellspawnmotel @The_Beebles this is so accurate it hurts @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* 💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Maybe it's better I don't have a uterus, since I don't think I'd be able to resist having kids despite my feeling similar about hell world 😭" @FoxieAfterDark it's pretty obvious~ @chokerdomme @CrimsonDollie awwww! 💕💕💕 @FoxieAfterDark it's probably because you're just so bullyable @chokerdomme @CrimsonDollie I get these urges soooo often Probably like once a month >.> @TankUnderhell I'm reminded of that PotG video from like RIGHT after they released it and tweaked the system so it wasn't JUST Torbs always getting it where it's just 10 seconds or whatever of Torb's limp body slowly sliding off the back end of Objective A in Hanamura and I can't stop laughing @Sabriality I could never quite get the hang of her but it has been an age since I tried playing her Wasn't a PotG but I think you can see from the footage I was rather proud of it lol 🤠🤖 https://t.co/JpGWLxifIZ @LittleLambJenny @abdlstella I think your mommy's right cutie :P @abdlstella @LittleLambJenny Goodness! :3c @HaileyAdamsXXX OW actually censors that to various funny sentences at the speaker's expense lol @LittleLambJenny Because I happen to have a very hungry womb~ >:3 @LittleLambJenny couldn't help but notice you replying to a tweet about unbirthing~ @NLRG_ 🐼🐼🐼 @LittleLambJenny hey little one~ 😘 "@ADMGoldfish Cis isn't an acronym. It's Latin just like ""trans"" is. Please don't repeat this myth. But you're right that it's certainly not a slur!" Actually I do sometimes say gg: To my team after we won. Because they're the only people who might want to hear that. The losers sure as shit don't want to. To me that's ACTUAL manners. "When I'm really salty I want to say ""Which game? Some other game I wasn't playing? Maybe that's why we lost!""" @IcyWitch35 hmmmmm I could see myself adopting this approach 🤔 "@asur_el Okay! But then I maintain it's a pointless, silly exercise." @cateatsu That's fair. I'm not one for pointless rituals. @quietandobscure oh boy 25 exp 🙄 "@Kayleestruth If I lost, it usually wasn't fun. If I won, the losers don't need to know I had fun. I think that they can infer that." @TessasTeaTime If I lost there are absolutely hard feelings I understand the stated reason. But it strikes me as similar to forcing a child to say they're sorry even if they're not. "I have decided after much consideration that I'm too autistic to understand the point of saying ""gg/good game"" after a match" @deathpigeon Okay but were they also passionately arguing that cis is either or slur or should never be used? I feel like saying that off the cuff when it's the first time you've ever considered this concept is slightly (SLIGHTLY) more forgivable. "@JessicaCyboid Also I'm sad that I was so far off, we've been friends for so long lol" @JessicaCyboid I would've guessed like 24 lol Estrogen is magic "@deathpigeon Sure, but more people need to force them to say it and screencap it for posterity. Don't let them hide their bigotry. Force them to show it for all to see." "@SapphicTyto @notafootstool I'm not sure I follow, but there are a lot of debates we have to have with cis people where eggs might get caught in the crossfire. There's not really a good solution for that." "@notafootstool They'll never say it should be ""normal"" because they know that's considered rude by almost everyone. They'll never say it should be ""not trans"" because like you pointed out it heavily implies we're the default. So they can never actually have an honest debate about it." I'm sorry who's idea was it to establish that big noses aren't sexy Because whoever it was is so obviously wrong @RaeGun2k For what it's worth I think you're nose is really cute! "@abrokentweeter In that situation I'd be really curious if literally all you said in reply was ""What word would you prefer?"" He can try to change the subject or redirect or whatever: ""What word would you prefer?""" "We get it, you don't like being seen as not the default. Too bad." "I don't necessarily think we should just start obeying their irrational demands if they DO offer an alternative word, I'm just saying that's very clearly not what this is about. If it was it wouldn't be the same circular debates for years on end." "@DiamondCrouping @vexwerewolf ""No preg, only breed"" is what she said. Keep in mind the original ""no take, only throw"" is just as much a true desire of most dogs despite the paradox." "I never have the spoons to engage with ignorant bigots like this directly, but for anyone who does: Ask them immediately what word they'd prefer. Don't let up on them until they give an answer, and then share what they said. I'm honestly curious if any of them have a spine." "(To be clear, I'm not trying to say ""We should replace cis with normal"" is a rational thought, I'm saying if you're not actually considering what's being argued here at ALL to the point that it just... never occurs to you to offer an alternative, you're not worth my time)" "The fact that I so rarely see cis people arguing this say ""THE WORD IS *NORMAL*"" tells me that either they're fundamentally irrational or they know the game they need to play and are playing it as well as they can. Drop the act." "And yes, it's also not a slur because cis people are not marginalized, harassed, or killed for being cis. The dynamic is completely reverse for it to even start to be a slur. But people w ho think it's a slur are so far beyond being reasoned with in this way." "We don't need a new word for it. Both sides of this debate agree on that fact (though for different reasons) but we dance around the actual point of this debate. We need the word cis because it means ""not trans.""" Cis people who think cis is a slur that don't immediately offer a better word for it are arguing in bad faith and can be dismissed out of hand. @shadow I figure we're at least ten years out from that being a feasible thing. I don't think they'd let me do it at 43. "I joke about not being interested in the birth part but if a genie appeared in front of me and told me ""I can give you a uterus but it works like you'd expect so, you know, after nine months--"" I'd say yes IMMEDIATELY" @vexwerewolf Valid! @HaileyAdamsXXX yessssss god 🥵 @asur_el @Katabassist I need it so bad 😭 @asur_el Easily my strongest mood ever 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX Guess we'll just both have to be preggers 🤔 (I'm aware I might see the technology to make this happen for trans women happen in my lifetime [they're very close I hear!] but I'm already 33...) Me pre-transition: Maybe reincarnation is a real so I can be a girl next time Me post-transition: Maybe reincarnation is real so I can experience being pregnant next time learning so much about the cuties retweeting this 👀👀👀 And unbirthing too come to think of it 🤔 this is why eggs are so much fun by the by 👀 "I had 3 different people DM me the ""no preg, only breed"" version of this meme so I made my own that's far more accurate to my tastes most days https://t.co/NpusT1BMZj" "@JessicaCyboid I needed to reset all my OF subs to hit a single day, plus this month was tough. Late September I'm gonna resub to everyone. But until then I'll definitely RT💕" @SolientArt It's a kink AND cry quite a bit thing for me 🙃 "@ThatHeckinRobin @addamschloe I sure hope it does??? Yeah, road work ahead!" @quietandobscure I feel more than competent with her! "@ann_arcana @SolientArt I become more and more bisexual with each passing day, but one thing remains true: I hunger for 🍆" this looks like something from a tim & eric sketch @SolientArt cuuuute :3 @nyaakat It's cute 💕 @OrionPax4217 I'll take it! @nyaakat It's just that you're adorably desperate for a red butt :3 @nyaakat This might be the subbiest tweet I've ever read @SolientArt 🍆 thirst is real! I know that feeling well 🥵 "I know the repaints tend to use the newest mold but please hasbro, I'm begging you,,, just one more tetrajet so I can make a full rainbow,,,,,,,, https://t.co/rg7h98gipk" tfw you just lazily walk to the objective as your robot bodyguard takes care of clearing the way 🤠🤖 https://t.co/tQiqRkascx @SolientArt I'm struggling with that too @raziiberri @SolientArt SAME TBH @sapphixy In the IDW comics Tankor and the other Tankor are friends @SolientArt IT'S REALLY HOT AND YOU SHOULD SHARE IT OFTEN @SolientArt omg preg plus cyborg stuff this is incredible 🥵 @ZJemptv Been meaning to watch that for a while now @SolientArt wait really 👀👀👀👀 @JessicaCyboid @FoxieAfterDark who doesn't @addamschloe @abrokentweeter @StebMcDreb @CatkinsLap I just appreciate that that really catchy song isn't about what the original one was. "@addamschloe @abrokentweeter @StebMcDreb @CatkinsLap It reminds me of the word ""derp"" Like if you trace its roots it's ableist despite seeming to be harness by many." @addamschloe @StebMcDreb @CatkinsLap It's a weird grey area that he should really just play it safer with and give it up. @addamschloe @StebMcDreb @CatkinsLap Very true. @addamschloe @StebMcDreb @CatkinsLap It's less of a slur and doesn't mean the exact same thing in the states as far as I know? I understand it's really a severe one over there though. I'm not here to die on this hill though. He should retire that song. @addamschloe @StebMcDreb @CatkinsLap I like to think that he tries his best but given that he plays with what's popular his stuff can be a product of its era. The Jerry Springer song is unlistenable now. But a lot of that was considered PG content back then. @TheEpicDewback @MojangSupport A very known issue as far as I've heard. Like everyone experiences this and has for a while. @CatkinsLap @addamschloe I didn't think he himself was a Christian? I know his parents were though. I dunno to me Al just seems like the platonic ideal of secular lol @hmsnofun Oh no I should probably hurry up and read it huh 😬 @argentlynn it's 2020 @tainkirrahe I dunno why but I'm really into him too. G2 just speaks to me @QueenStodge By way of Arin Hanson yeah lol Best part of Sandstorm is whenever I hear his name this plays in my head: https://t.co/van8Z5qans deepest lore https://t.co/Z02o8eTHTV @tama_thatsme @Calliethulhu kinda broke right now but I'll keep you in mind @Calliethulhu Omg omg omg!!!!! @tama_thatsme @Calliethulhu Oooooh @ashleyrocket3 @Calliethulhu I LOVE THEM @Calliethulhu NO I DIDN'T OMG I WANT THEM ALL @Calliethulhu ... I wanna collect Warhammer now "@Kaelyrhn no, it's just good training :3" @Kaelyrhn Good >:3 @AyrenTheWolf gosh 👀💕 @CaseyExplosion TRUE FACTS "@tzivya Probably won't be any Blitzwing in the entire trilogy given that be there wasn't/won't be a toy of him, sadly :/" @machtackle @AirHammy dear Hasbro can we just have modulators in every set forever from now on plz @machtackle @AirHammy Fossilizer? @machtackle yesssss omg @Azure_Husky I have a similar issue RIP 😭 @ButNotTheCity mine haven't done this 😭 @LuigiThirty I used to WORK at HS and I forgot this RIP @LuigiThirty Is that Hollywood Studios nearby? I feel like I can see Gertie in the water? I had no idea the two parks were so close? @JenApparently how will you add to teeth to him??? @FaithNaff Samurai Cop is a CLASSIC! You're in for a fun time 💕 @machtackle Thanks! @machtackle there's Too Many transformers @machtackle I got an email from Pulse inviting me to pre-order them with broken links lol @behsss @theirpronouns Cute! 💕 @NLRG_ *pats head* don't worry yourself too much about it cutie @NLRG_ I didn't even know about the Shapiro tweet and wasn't even confused @PrissyOrcGF literally me honestly baby nut is aging at about the same rate we all are in 2020 @notwaving @MediClit @SueWithersDraws god same 😬 @JessicaCyboid bravest one here is the fucking sissy lol @JessicaCyboid the thirst is real "@StopTweetingMia do nerds like that understand that shit can scar us as kids whether or not we want it ""canceled""" Omg I just saw in a PotG that Widowmaker's crosshairs will flash and indicate when it's a headshot? When did that add that? Damn might actually start playing her again. @MoiraPrime @JessicaCyboid @tinybird420 But consider: It's terrible and I hate it "@LorelaiMerri No. Arcade is like, random hero games, or no rules games, that kind of thing." "@KittikatGuild @nyaakat Ah, gotcha. I was gonna say... I'm not THAT clueless about this game am I???" "@infinitebadness I have never payed attention to any meta in any game I play. I play the games I like, I dunno 🤷‍♀️" @JessicaCyboid fellow bun! :3 @JessicaCyboid Omg that looks cute!!! If you look closely you MIGHT be able to sort out my preferred game mode. https://t.co/QRyfvWYjvv @KittikatGuild @nyaakat It's not hitscan? I'm always worse at this game than I think lol. I didn't even notice! @JessicaCyboid @nyaakat I mean I'm terrible at sniping and her shot gun has more range than I would've guessed. Do you mean her long range shots? "Playing Echo during matches where the other dps nabs Ashe and I uh, don't quite get her yet, but I really want to." I've put about 3 hours into playing Ashe and I really like her! She feels really versatile at both close and long range. He reload IS really slow but that's probably fair. And if you can get into the rhythm it's not so bad. @MagsVisaggs no but I don't think that's insane? @StebMcDreb haha what if we got bigger together and we were both girls 🥵 @critical_kitcat There are other ways to earn credits but they still come at a trickle. They want you to spend money to speed it up like any fee to pay game. @tinybird420 https://t.co/RJIcy7oUit @JessicaCyboid @LeafTilde That's not the Blizzard way lol @JessicaCyboid @LeafTilde Yeah but in competitive? Feel like those folks know they need to branch. "@JessicaCyboid @LeafTilde They must think they have a good reason to avoid it since it's such an obvious alternative, but yeah. Very strange." @JessicaCyboid @LeafTilde I feel like competitive have certain sillier characters just outright banned would've been better than role locking. Overwatch has (had...) a lot of characters that don't fit neatly into the competitive mindset and they've all been squished down from their former glory. @LeafTilde @JessicaCyboid EXACTLY Plus I've been meaning to get good with Ashe for like uhhhh a year? Been a hot minute since I had an internet connection that actually lets me play. @LostNotAtSea Yeah quick play (and competitive) is role locked now. "@JessicaCyboid Yeah it really sucks but this is just One Of The Games I Play now, you know? I know there are similar games but none of them have grabbed me like OW" @JessicaCyboid HUGE AGREE JESUS @HaileyAdamsXXX I understood after I replied lol "The only tank I'm good with is DVa, and I feel guilty as hell using her on a defense map. As for healers, I'm good with Moira in theory but she takes a bit to dust off the rustiness and healers have arguably the most pressure on them so I'm always hesitant to jump back in." "@HaileyAdamsXXX Skins might be WORTH $1, but they'd charge at least $10, likely more like $20." "I haven't done the math but 25 credits feels about as much of an incentive as 25 cents. The best base game skins are 1,000 credits." "I have no fucking idea why Overwatch seems to think 25 credits is an incentive to queue as a tank or healer. A loot box? Sure. 250 credits? Maybe! But 25 credits is fucking insult, I'll just wait for a dps queue, thanks." As someone who was involved with buying a house recently: Prices are beyond bonkers and based on the whims of out-of-touch boomers who better brace themselves for a reckoning. "Paradox? Weird way to spell ""bubble""" @JessicaCyboid oh gosh that's hot 😳 "@degeneration ""secretly""" @QueenStodge What would we do without these heroes "@MOOMANiBE @zandravandra Yeah I guess it should be ""creatures you control with teeth"" but I think the intention is obvious :P" @UberAnneIRL HELL YEAH TIDDY DROP @MrsStephinMerit HELL YEAH @HaileyAdamsXXX babe you're too hot!! 🥵💕💦 Oh this is easy. DS and 8. The rest are skipable imo @LittleLambJenny Mostly capable! Sometimes lol But yeah we should play together sometime! @MaiaFranklyn I called my robot body guard and he shot a lot of people "It's not the most impressive PotG ever, but it's my first one with Ashe so I'm really happy 🤠🤖 https://t.co/TZE1KnSqTv" @penelopezone Omg thank you!!!! 💕💕💕 "I forgot to mention, if you prefer Paypal you can DM me. If I'm not already following you, you can reply below and I'll DM you 💕" @3ryc4 Oh heck happy vagiversary! Mine's not for another 3 months and change hehe @PrissyOrcGF I was gonna say it looks like they could really use more filling 🤔 I owe it all to that Orisa shield honestly lol 💣🐀💣 https://t.co/9v0AuIPScz @Calliethulhu yes plz 🥵 @TheQueenSeKa I d-dooooo >/////< @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG CUTE @TheQueenSeKa nnnghhh 🥵💦 @TheQueenSeKa hhhhh y-yeahhhh i need that >////< @TheQueenSeKa hhhhhghhh this isn't h-helpinggg >////< 💦 hi yes I'd like to report a universe bug seems like there's no limit to how often you can get horny when you don't need to be hard to be turned on and ready to go surely this is too op [cw deadname] me pre-transition https://t.co/Rc2bwpHIUX @RatRace123 it's so frustrating lol @diomadcat thee gun is for filing... ... files @tainkirrahe YES ...I'm just now noticing his Autobot symbol is crooked. I'll need to replace that. Finally found my Orion Pax! These leg fillers really complete the look! They *almost* stay in on their own but I'm thinking I'll probably glue them in later. https://t.co/C8HZdZ3J0I @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT???? 🥵💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view t-true 🥵💕💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX fhgdgfdhh p-plz daddy >//////< 💦 "no but seriously does anyone wanna fill me completely for oh, say nine months 🥵💦💕" @OzmaRacc Huge same lol "@TheQueenSeKa Unbirth is by far my favorite kind of vore, huff 🥵" @NikatinePrime *hugs hugs hugs* thank you Veronica 💕💕💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX If I wasn't getting the womb tattoo I'd definitely put this one there, so I'm not yet sure where to put it tbh" "I wanna get a tattoo near my vag that just says ""free unbirthings, inquire within""" "@LuminousOcean Funny you should mention that, the friend I'm subtweeting does that too hehe" @samanthabrie @HaileyAdamsXXX very good at it 🥵 a lot of my friends are too tho >/////< @HaileyAdamsXXX *whimpers* I'm kind of drippy girl >//////< "The best friendships are the ones where your friend will message you talking about really hot kinky stuff that leaves you wetter than you were before, gosh 🥵" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg that sounds so good @aliceincamera @JessicaCyboid Then you're definitely a good boy too! :3 (also wow mood) @OzmaRacc @cloversoasis @acvalens Right??? I'm pretty excited to try it "As someone who usually avoids Bayverse figures, I'm annoyed by how goddamn charming the Constructicons have reliably been so far lol" "@acvalens They're trying, which is way more than I expected." "The one minor annoyance I've encountered is it'll do this transfer in the background (and pause/resume if I shut down and come back), and I dunno if/when it'll tell me it's done? I guess it's done when it's done? lol" "Because the instructions are really simple and short I'll share it here too. 1. Have a Google Music account set up 2. Download music manager, follow its instructions https://t.co/O63fgjSS14 https://t.co/tideIgWchN" I'm just shocked this feature was ever a reality. Surely both Google and iTunes would prefer if you couldn't do this? I assume some legislation was passed at some point that makes this possible? "If you're gonna do this though, do it fast. At the end of August most of Google Music's functionality will be turned off, and then you'll have until December to transfer it all over to YouTube Music YTM might also have a way to transfer over iTunes, but I wanted to play it safe" "I know as the last known human being on earth who was still using iTunes this information's usefulness will be limited, but Google has an entire application that will take your iTunes purchases and put them onto Google Then transferring from Google to YTM is super quick/easy https://t.co/J9F723HydI" @HookedAesthetic bab brain @MaiaFranklyn @JessicaCyboid hhhhggg >/////> @JessicaCyboid Very boy! You're welcome 💕 @JessicaCyboid You asked and I wanted to help 😭 @JessicaCyboid Yes? Is that okay? I'm confused. @LilFluffClouds wow ur cute :3c "@JessicaCyboid @aliceincamera You're SUCH a good boy, cutie! 💕💕💕" "Anyone else noticing tweets with images are broken lol They're just showing up as shortened Twitter urls (not links, urls) for me on mobile." @notwaving Only my right one actually! My mom used to call that my Spock ear lol (not to get too full of myself but goddammit I'm good at this socializating thing!) "You know I guess the silver lining here is I'm really good at becoming mutuals with people I admire. I kinda set this goal of ""They're gonna follow me"" and very often? They eventually do. If sometimes that relationship goes up in flames due to bullshit drama? Could be worse." "@Elli_Trans Softblocking is when you block and then unblock a follower so that you force them to stop following you, but they can still see your account and be everything." This is a very strange thread and I'm not working through some shit. Sorry for dumping it on y'all's TL. "I'm far from perfect but I like to think I've earned the kindness of at least sliding into my DMs going ""I'm sorry wtf are you trying to say here"" BEFORE telling everyone I'm secretly the devil." "I dunno, in many ways this is a community. For many of us it's the only queer community we have. But I feel like a real community, especially a queer one, wouldn't have as much high school clique-iness involved. This bullshit helps no one." "Actually on second thought the block was likely(?) due to me saying some stuff I've been meaning to apologize for and admit I made the wrong call on due to faulty info I had. No way for them to know that but it's like, you just get branded with this stuff forever, you know?" "(As always if you somehow miraculously figured out who I'm talking about, keep it to yourself. And please don't ask me who this is about. It's not about them, I'm more reflecting on the worst aspects of this site)" I try really hard to be transparent and accountable but even still there are not only people who want to say I'm a monster but people who I would've liked to call friends who end up believing it without ever even asking me wtf is up. This website melts your brain. "However what really confuses me is while there are sometimes lies spread about me, the softblocks didn't coincide with anything like that. It actually hit weeks before the closest time someone tried to start shit with me, and even then it was more about the ranch." "And like, in the grand scheme of things it absolutely does not matter, I get that. It hurts a bit because I genuinely liked them, but I just need to move on." There's this one trans Twitter account that I became mutuals with shortly after I had my surgery. A few months ago they softblocked me (twice!) and I just discovered they eventually blocked me too (which was nice given that their tweets kept getting recommended to me by Twitter). "You ever have nights where you're not sobbing and depressed but like, you kinda wish you were? There's a call from the darkness. That's weird, right? That's a weird feeling my brain just started making." "@mode_view @FreyjaErlings Like even if he's trying to talk about like, truly excessive wetness... What kind of unbelievable loser thinks that's a problem? Literally as the cishet guy that's an easy thing to brag about lol" "Millions of people every day, especially in 2020: ""Wow Twitter is actively killing me, what other social media sites are there? ... Right so Twitter it is.""" "Other social media sites: Continuing to bend to the whims of capitalism and the fascism it enables Jack running Twitter: Free marketplace of ideas! *accidentally stumbles into still allowing SW to advertise their stuff, not banning antifa*" Not better! But less horrible. So recently Facebook has said it's gonna crack down on QAn*n and antifa content. A little while back Twitter said it's cracking down on QAn*n content. And I'm just kinda floored how reliably Jack continues to be measurably less horrible than Mark. @FreyjaErlings I'm really worried that Ben seems to think pussies are supposed to be dry. They're honestly never not wet. Is Ben okay. @CaseyExplosion I saw that during a midnight showing opening night. Still not 100% sure why I did that "Me pre-transition: Why would anyone play a human in WoW? This is a FANTASY world. I get to be WHATEVER I WANT... also I only want to play as female characters and no I won't be adding these two statements together, why do you ask?" Me pre-transition: Insisting on playing exclusively female toons in WoW to the point that it Got Weird with my ex-fiancee when I wouldn't budge on this Me now: ... Oh @AmyZenunim aaaaayyyyyy lmao we're all gonna die 🙃 "@AmyZenunim And the cherry on top is like, is there a single piece of media that fell harder from grace than GoT? Star Wars MAYBE? GoT isn't cool to anyone anymore." @AmyZenunim I believe I have just cringed so hard my soul left my body @JimSterling What I love about this premise is the unspoken assumption that dogs would of course be worthy which I 100% agree with "Really glad the chicks we ordered all arrived alive, oof 😬" @cafesogay @lucypaw Yeah I'm convinced I'm gonna get Premium @SailorGuthrie @Kaelyrhn I think I'm just gonna subscribe to YouTube Premium asap and call it a day lol "@SnowFoxTales I had a brand account (TransSalamander) for 13 years. I had a personal account (real name, same email) that I never use. Whatever account you move TO gets deleted completely. So there was only one direction I could've gone." @HaileyAdamsXXX I think I'm gonna subscribe. There's too many benefits not to at this point. Now the question is is a YTM sub the same as a Red subscription @Kaelyrhn Yeah I have adblock on desktop but it's 2020 and I use my phone almost as much as my PC. It's time. "@Kaelyrhn Seems like I can? Could be wrong, though. I dunno. I'll just get a subscription lol" Reminds me of when I got the free upgrade to Windows 10 from 7 the month the offer expired lol "Anyway I'm glad I heard about Google Music becoming YTM before the cutoff at the end of the month. I'm gonna transfer all my decades of music through the system and set it all up on YTM. This'll be kinda fun, honestly." "I mean I guess these questions are moot given that yeah, I should just subscribe. Been meaning to try the YouTube Red thing anyway. This thing's value is self-evident for me. I just wish I knew I didn't HAVE to, but whatever." @Kaelyrhn I took GM up on its offer for a free trial literally today lol. But on YTM it's asking me to extend the trial. I think they're different subs but it's letting me turn it into a YTM one. I just want to know that I don't NEED a subscription and can just buy albums. Seems like the free version of YTM allows background play on your phone with music you own/downloaded. I'm old school so I'm really only gonna be testing the most annoying version of this (aka downloading purchased music like a boomer) "I also wouldn't necessarily mind subscribing to YTM, I just don't want to be FORCED, get it?" Context: I'm not much of a streamer of music. I sometimes do it but I'd much rather just buy albums. "So am I correct in assuming that YouTube Music will play ads even on music I purchased, own, and have downloaded? Because if not I'm not quite seeing the problem with Google Music becoming YouTube Music." @SnowFoxTales Yeah hence why I don't want to do that :P @HaileyAdamsXXX Ah. Are ads why everyone is complaining about this? Ads even on music you own? I'm kinda sunk cost fallacy because I just spent an hour merging YouTube accounts here... "@ExistentialEnso I'm thinking about moving my library to Google Music then transferring it to YTM. Nothing I've seen suggests I can't, though I think they're putting a limit of 100,000 songs. Not sure I have that many?" "@Monicaaaaaah @AppleChipsTVG I mean, what tangible difference will the be between Google Music and YouTube Music? I already use YouTube a lot. And I just spent an hour making this work, so," "@SnowFoxTales I didn't, thank you. Ugh." @Jinarrav2 Yes I've been made aware lol. Transferred what little I bought to YouTube Music Oh! I can just delete my last name! Uhhhh I guess that's fine? Don't really need Google knowing that anyway. Though I wish I could just have it and choose not to display it. Whatever. https://t.co/GE9iX2boht "Really seems like I still have two fucking accounts, Google. Really dislike this forcing me to use my real name. This is so incredibly unsafe." "You can only do it on desktop. I did the move (""brand account"" to ""personal account"" so it deletes the stuff on the account with my name that I never use) I hope it worked! Because the ""transfer to YouTube music"" thing is making it look like I'm signed onto the personal account" The advanced account settings link doesn't work! These instructions are out of date! I can't even find advanced account settings! I'm in hell! "Jesus Christ I'm down the rabbit hole. I can move one account to the other, but I'm confused which direction to go. My ""brand account"" is what I use and everything about it I want to keep. My Google account (real name) I have to attachment to. https://t.co/JhZ22YjT1S" Honestly glad I saw this before I bought anything more through Google lol. It's just the two albums and Game of Thrones so far "@eng1nqueer This looks like you'll be able to upload, even if it's limited https://t.co/TDEg0RQKVr" @eng1nqueer I wonder if I upload my library before the cutoff I'll be okay? @AppleChipsTVG What about videos I have through Google? Literally weeks from the cutoff I make this shift. Fuck me I guess. https://t.co/1oq6YUGEA9 Now the real trick will be figuring out how to convert iTunes files to stuff my Google Play account will accept? Maybe it's easier than I'm assuming. "Slowly making the shift from iTunes to Google Play so that I can have music on my phone. Bought the Traveling Wilburys collection on GP, made a playlist for them, and downloaded them to my phone. I missed having this functionality!" @SixoTF SpiCy JaAm "@hmsnofun ""progress is won in steps"" they say as the overton window shifts, subtracting the steps we've already taken" Got all the way to finding the tub I think Orion Pax in it but alas he's not at the top and I realized there's no space to carefully peel off layers of Transformers (instead of just digging through them and nicking them up) so I just gave up hate how cramped it is here @RaulRex7 I don't have Cable :P @MASConglomerate I'm really shocked that Bob Dylan is still alive wtf @1146_goat_north @HaileyAdamsXXX More or less @1146_goat_north @HaileyAdamsXXX I did a shake test for all of these shelves @StebMcDreb I would like become intimately aware of both of these things Spent a few hours reorganized my display shelves. Everything has a shared theme now which pleases me 🥰 (Also added some extra Spider-Man characters to my Marvel Legends shelf to remind me of @HaileyAdamsXXX) I need more shelves 😬 https://t.co/mPg3PEvHAU @mode_view @Uber_Anne seconding this 😳 "@TheNDqueerelf Season of Poison is the album name? Hell yeah, I'll look into it!" @TheNDqueerelf Oh this one is MUCH better holy shit! @NotYourIngenue @KiwiHangover More confirmation that I need implants too lol You ever listen to an album for the first time in years and it's just feels good in your *soul*? https://t.co/3SKvER0Sru @QueenStodge @JamieF4178 I'm excited for creative solutions to this problem like looking outside normal G1 characters. @QueenStodge @JamieF4178 The rumor is he's the next Titan Class figure and something tells me anyone who wants that character would probably prefer having him HUGE @NotYourIngenue I don't deserve all the credit! @NikatinePrime helped too :P @HaileyAdamsXXX gdfgfudigdhgin plz >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhh you smelled and tasted pretty good yourself 🥵💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥵🥵🥵 @QueenStodge Omg yes! @QueenStodge It's a really good base for a generic bot if you're into customizing @Azure_Husky OMG THEY ARE DAMMIT AZURE NOW I WANT THEM TOO @QueenStodge He's honestly already the cheapest one in the secondary market outside of the headmasters and I assume the Decepticon twins. Poor guy. @QueenStodge You're in luck because it's sounding like that Tidal Wave is about to be super cheap lol It's so confusing that it's called Major Tom but I assure y'all you've heard it https://t.co/lqs4TfjZ2q That's a great song too but not the one I'm talking about :P https://t.co/nx94shpNNC Ordered myself a Metalhawk today and got a protection plan on that sucker because I don't trust gold plastic even from a few years ago https://t.co/Nwge0dyv6r @HaileyAdamsXXX The best pussy? 😳 We listened to a Freezepop album on the way to the store and one of their songs sounds just a tiny bit like Major Tom and now I really want to hear them do a cover of that @Monicaaaaaah Omg we're the same age. My mom drove me around town to try and find anyone that had a non-pink one in stock >.> Now I wish I had that color lol @CaseyExplosion @Potatopolitics I'm too chicken to even retweet it @CaseyExplosion It's true and you should say it @KorpsPropaganda Wondering when you'd show up hehehe 💕 (the Bond/Bezos thing was too perfect not to say lol) "Of course because I nor anyone else has god-like powers, the preceding tweets should be recognized as obvious satire." @Kate_Bunni @SwiftAusterity I just would rather be a villainess 🤷‍♀️ """You expect me to talk?"" ""No Mr. Bezos, I expect you to s͕̦̳̠͈̫̤u̜͓̝͙̹̣ͫ͡f̺͚̱̠̯̟̈̓ͩ̂f̷͊ͦ̋ęͩ̂ͫ͋͑̋͆ṟ̞͈̤̖̳͙̒""" Wanna write a story about a super villainess with god-like powers who tortures billionaires. Not for information. Just catharsis. @MavenOfMayhem ... oh that's me oof @Azure_Husky Mood. I'm not completely decided that therian isn't a term for me but it hasn't stuck quite yet. @SweetBeansComix Oooooh yeah the right Twitter settings can filter out a LOT of garbage and it's fucking blissful 🥰 I literally bought that ridiculous PotP Prime specifically for that Orion Pax figure. He's the best representation of the character even if it's a lot of money for what's basically a Deluxe. So this upgrade was perfect for me. Just have to find him now... These really awesome leg filler set for my Orion Pax figure in the mail yesterday but I haven't the faintest idea where tf my Pax figure is D: He's in one of the many TF tubs RIP https://t.co/PHzHfq3Tms LOOK AT THIS ANGEL https://t.co/VsFxHaweAf @Sparx_x_x It's just really sexy to be a woman!!! Mistress wants to get donkeys for the ranch but it can't be before we can afford them. Donkeys and horses are hard because they don't produce anything you can sell. @DiscoDeerDiary lol I seriously considered including something like this but I decided it was too serious for a shitpost The feed store in town we buy from has a BABY DONKEY AND I LOVE THEM @excogs You deserve better :/ 💕 captain crunch has been filling entire boxes with all berries on accident for 25 years and I think it's time someone called him on his shit @DrillbotKillbot That's fair! @excogs They fucking better apologize. If Thought Slime wants to join in it'll be perfect @PrissyOrcGF Sounds like a plan! "Don't mind me, I'm just shamelessly enjoying other popular leftists call Noffin' of Value to Say out on their shit" https://t.co/KAQ2qbIgZN @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch OMG @NewGenderWhoDis pee from balls removed during orchis @AlexisVeilled I wanna nom your curves~ >:3 @rozietoez Omg I'm so glad this is finally happening!!! It's been a long time coming! I hope it goes well! 💕💕💕 @tainkirrahe DAMN that looks cozy! @QueenStodge They need names and toys I want every obscure character mapped o_o @sexy_littlebird Of course! @JuliaFtacek I couldn't even finish it after that part. It killed it for me lol I put The Longing on my Steam wishlist though! I was sold just from the description. Honestly that's part of why I was kinda done with the video. I didn't need to be sold on it. @QueenStodge @liddytronic No :P @MaelJade_ That's not really relevant to the point I'm making. @ArtifexH We don't even have Junkrat! Come on! @EmpGonzo I'll let everyone know as soon as I do! @emilyvdw Well I DO agree so there! I WANT TO BELIEVE https://t.co/veYFp7cbgw Omg this video is blowing my mind https://t.co/jwgCAg2xT9 "I really hate that ""Oh this person was in grade school when I was in college"" affects my interest in YouTube videos so much, but it does. I'm not into this video anymore lol" "It's also weird because even if I was talking about spoiling something 40, 50, 60, whatever years ago, I wouldn't emphasize ""vintage"" and ""old-ass."" It's more colorful language than you need for not much joke. It's like why twist that knife ugh" "Yes, ten years is a while ago. And it's cool to spoil stuff that old, for sure (ESPECIALLY with a warning). But ""old-ass"" goes by in a SECOND. Blink and you'll miss it." """Vintage spoiler warning for Mass Effect 2, skip here if you don't want to hear small story details about an old-ass game"" Can 20-something's please not do this, aging is hard enough as it is 💀" @boldtransDev Absolutely! I won't be able to shut up about it when it happens hehe @Bussycat13 Definitely! Y'all will be the first to hear about it 💕 @jaythefawn HGGFFGHH I'M DRY D:< @Artimus_Gray I don't know what you mean? The people here are the ranch. @ArtifexH Y'all will be the first to know! 💕 @Maru_Mara76 I'll definitely let folks know the when as soon as I know! Less than a month though probably. And it was about the ranch and what we're trying to build here 💕 "Me: Ugh, I really need to work on my voice training more. Also me: Sure I'll be in the PBS interview!" @ABigQueerBaby Oh I definitely will! @somedumbbinch Hmmmmm I guess kinda 🤔 @AyrenTheWolf oh hush /)//////(\ (thank you 💕) @HaileyAdamsXXX I miss you too Daddy 😭 PBS came out and interviewed the ranch today! I'm gonna be on TV! And the internet probably! Woo! @SpacePrinxess_K I plan to share pictures on my AD soon 💕 "@Lexibooabdl Omg that honestly makes me feel so much better, thank you! Mine is asymmetrical too but the opposite lol 😭😭😭" Vulvas vary SO MUCH. Gotta keep that in mind. Sometimes I kinda worry that my vag doesn't look right until I inevitably see a cis woman's vag that looks a lot like mine and the gender euphoria that comes from that is incredible 🥰 @QuestForTori Don't feel bad. No one's been able to stay productive during all this. It drains the soul. @Dalmatrix gotta spay and neuter your OCs if you wanna avoid that @JessicaCyboid @softgirlrobin scuff is cute tho @ChemyWords That's the color I was gonna vote for too "But seriously Figma, there's still a ways to go! Where's our Zarya figure???" "On the one hand: I'm annoyed that Figma isn't releasing new characters faster than this. On the other: DVa is my favorite OW character and this is literally the skin I use for her, so, https://t.co/EIgVYJAyQY" "@AngryNerdBird Ugh, it's the worst~" @ordinaryfreak69 It gave me men options too but I think it just defaults to that? You can click for woman options! But regardless? Wtf does a computer know! You're gorgeous! "@mode_view aw heck, I can't argue with bone pharaoh!!!" @AngryNerdBird Omg I love this 💕 @apunkdog oh gosh you might be right! >w> Have fancy earrings in for a fun thing we're doing this evening 🥰 https://t.co/wts1eW0Awt @apunkdog oh gosh but you!!! >//////< @brina_kitten Yes! Back when I had really bad dysphoria but didn't know it I used to say the only physical part of me I found attractive was the color of my eyes. Now I have sexy eyes AND everything else lol 24/7 farm fresh wet puss the rumor come out: does Kathryn is cute? https://t.co/tkWPiOxtJl @machtackle @Vangelus He died and then reanimated for our sins @zenocoyote @litdesu https://t.co/hKLZO4SqPF @Vangelus Why are people freaking out about this? Is it just because Skullcruncher rocks because I can sympathize with that @apunkdog @illyrian94 hhhhhhh gosh this is hot >//////< @ModestyAran oh hey me too @futanarchy @LeafTilde It's true! It sounds scary at first but it's secretly the best decade @secretargent @Technicallyowen @MaiaFranklyn Yeah why do you think they're so sad @DragonsBouquet I have some of those! Didn't know they make blue ones now??? @secretargent @Technicallyowen @MaiaFranklyn Impossible in the wild 😤 "@secretargent @Technicallyowen @MaiaFranklyn There's a dad, isn't there? :P" "@Libra_Labs Okay fair, furry cons are a place where pacas can go indoors :P" @NewGenderWhoDis @ProbablePupper @CrabbyFatcakes @mode_view Good! "@ModestyAran They're a type of mammal distinct from us, but still mammals because they produce milk for their young. Monotremes are the third kind (mammals that lay eggs)" @ModestyAran Which is a kind of mammal @Lethiela @gviral1 https://t.co/o3QLN8ph2H "@ThoughtSlime Even if this was an accurate representation of what Marx thought that doesn't make capitalism the solution ""Sometimes things have value without labor and therefore a small percentage of people should be allowed to own it and force others to work for them to gain access to it""???" @viragoergosum Lol I just tweeted about it https://t.co/lEbsiaugyQ @TimonicWulfgar The little ones do! Don't bring pacas inside they don't go there!!! @ProbablePupper @CrabbyFatcakes @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis Emma indeed those are really crucial at this point I speak from experience @QueenStodge It probably does? Though it's two different substances. I'm personally more okay with thin layers of wax in my toys' joints @QueenStodge I remembered I have a video! https://t.co/SkUwFApTzJ @NewGenderWhoDis @CrabbyFatcakes @ProbablePupper emma no @olivebrinker Good luck! Hope it goes well! 💕 @QueenStodge Mine was no joke the loosest Transformer I've ever owned in 14 years. But with some floor polish he was right as rain @litterboxhex huge same 🥰 "@narylis The visual similarities to Kangaskhan makes them look slightly mammalian. I don't know that there's a canon confirmation of either, though" @TheOwlcan Right??? They fit into both categories so easily! NEEEERRRRRD But seriously I considered including that option in my tweet lol https://t.co/LPOApsnk9l Very true! It's part of why I love Gen I so much. I know a number of artists worked on Gen I but to me it feels like a very Sugimori thing. https://t.co/FnIr5vDtxH @okbillybunny Oh no!!! Do you think Cubone is a reptile or a mammal? As a kid I assumed reptile @bimbobunni420 Oh I love that there's a pink one!!! Who's that? @Noelle_Boossy It's just gals being pals! @HaileyAdamsXXX He looks so good! @HaileyAdamsXXX She's my favorite Spidey! We'll just split the collection up accordingly lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Me too 🥰🥰🥰 @SpyCommaNotA TIL you could do online Taco Bell orders ten years ago @QueenStodge why my arms hurt @HenryWHall Even better! @MaiaFranklyn Apparently she's not Spider-Woman in the comics but Ghost-Spider Why the ever loving fuck they didn't go with Spider-Ghost is beyond me. Hoping to one day have a shelf of rainbow Venom symbiotes 🥰 I assume Phage is from the Venom sequel that got pushed back? There's a Carnage that looks like he's from the movie universe but I'd rather have the comic-looking Carnage figure personally. https://t.co/msrygXlolX "November's gonna be a heavy Marvel Legends month for me. Got Venom Ghost-Spider coming in, movie Mystique, Toxin, some Venom clone I've never heard of called Phage that I thought looked neat... https://t.co/3VZ2ZkDigY" @HenryWHall I like that sketch way better Oh yesssss https://t.co/49idN8eJRG @NewGenderWhoDis It's the best-worst lol @machtackle @MaiaFranklyn I just overpayed for that one on Amazon 🤷‍♀️ "@MaiaFranklyn @machtackle Target and Amazon, even!" "@MaiaFranklyn @machtackle Siege and Generations :P Now if you wanna talk about staying store exclusive, let's talk about Skywarp's 14 year love affair with Target" @machtackle Wait what exclusive Thundercracker toy? @edensthings It totally does! @QueenStodge Deposit? They don't charge until it ships which is why I went for it lol "Something about the ""eyes"" sticking out past the boundaries of the logo bothers me. I would be shocked if this logo wasn't refined at some point (assuming they keep making Mercenary characters)" "I love the idea of the Mercenary faction, but I don't like the design of the logo. Just looks like a poorly drawn Decepticon logo. https://t.co/cy5XfFMb9l" "(For both BBTS and TFS you need to contact customer service, but in my experience they just change it immediately and don't ask questions, even when switching from an exclusively masculine name to an exclusively feminine name. So that's nice!)" "@QueenStodge In this case, yes! Super easy, too! https://t.co/RjRLlo5p0L" This tweet dedicated to me needing my old Entertainment Earth account to order the new Bug Bite exclusive figure. Luckily changing your name on there is really easy. Easier than on BBTS or TF Source! https://t.co/0QKlZTm9CE Being trans is weird because it sometimes involves dusting off ancient online accounts and finding some weirdo's name that definitely isn't yours attached to it. "@QueenStodge I did, just took too long to get the password reset email, but it eventually arrived lol" @QueenStodge Frantically trying to reset my ancient Entertainment Earth password to order this guy @QueenStodge Seriously tho this looks so cool @QueenStodge Well yeah can't expect the Gobots to pick a side @ArtyMaus I mean I didn't notice lol "@vexwerewolf Same and same In fact I bet my KF stalkers love the fact that I have no filter. It's probably a big reason I'm on their radar. And Yet," @tainkirrahe THE LAST INFERNO FIGURE WAS IN THE 90'S 😭😭😭 @ArtyMaus Gosh 🥺🥺🥺 @tainkirrahe Omg I forgot we only got Grapple. Like my brain just assumed Inferno already happened. It is FUCKED UP to release an Inferno during a Beast Wars line and have him be a fire truck D:< "@nataliereed84 I've met 21-year-olds who feel they started late. And it's like, far be it from me to say your experience is invalid, but y'all are only a few years past what likely would've been the soonest you could've started! They don't know how lucky they are." @tainkirrahe Okay but like Beast Wars Inferno is one of my favorite characters so I'm pumped about that >.> @CaseyExplosion I'm assuming you'll want a kiss instead of a cookie? "@NewGenderWhoDis oof, too real" @AyrenTheWolf Mood. I regret trying to tell my mom as well. @MommyBlakesFeet wait you're taller than me 😳 Too nervous about a thing tomorrow that I'm not yet ready to talk about but the result is I can't sleep 🙃 @notwaving No Porygon just yet! I'll definitely be getting one when there is! :3 @QuinntoBean 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @TransQTClaire Omg 💕💕💕 "@notwaving @YarrIrene It's okay, I'm just in a weird mood today. Thank you for being so understanding 💕" @notwaving @WeDreamtOfLove It's okay 💕 "@notwaving @YarrIrene For future reference could you avoid saying that in my mentions please? I'm sorry to come off like such a bitch but this is a really complicated, emotional topic for me." @notwaving @WeDreamtOfLove I believe so. Personally I'm rather tired of people mentioning adopting when it's specifically the urge to be pregnant that I'm feeling. It's offering a solution that is not a solution :/ @OzmaRacc It's so true 🥰 @takaradragoness There hasn't been anything said regarding that that I'm aware of and I think it's extremely rude to even ask. "@Sparx_x_x AS SOON AS THERE'S ROOM, SURE" @takaradragoness .@eatenbyawhale and recently another person I didnt know. I retweeted the announcement though to spread the word. "@Kaelyrhn Yeah. A mutual of mine a couple days ago, and another person I didn't know but definitely other folks did earlier today." @Sparx_x_x We're trying to build one on our ranch honestly Too many people dying on trans Twitter lately it feels like. I don't like it. @Monicaaaaaah OMG CUTE "@tainkirrahe Omg if you find you like it, you should order some alpaca yarn from our ranch! @TenaciousRanch" @HaileyAdamsXXX This is really cute @QuestForTori Omg I hope it goes well! Keep us updated! 💕 @apunkdog awwwww! good cutie :3 @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/kNzcEEDwl1 @HaileyAdamsXXX okay but say for instance we were talking about my butt >.> @somedumbbinch True... "@apunkdog Yes really! You should probably be locked up, cutie~ 😘" @diomadcat Gosh 😳 @ArtyMaus Awwwwww so eager to be locked up! Good girl :3 @somedumbbinch I've never been locked up either and now it's too late 😔 @Sparx_x_x @PrissyOrcGF That's a mood @FoxyChewToy goddess yes~ 💦💦💦 @34genCha Mine's gone too lol. But I feel like that's a different aesthetic that's also very sexy hehe (And then there's times like now where I find the source of the itch but nerves aren't finished waking up/rewiring and scratching it does nothing! 😭😭😭) @vexwerewolf 😘😘😘💕 @FoxyChewToy EXACTLY @vexwerewolf Look Avery it's not my fault the cage looks so cute on you~ "It's not so much that I get an itch on my new vag and think ""Oh I have an itch on my scrotum!"" but rather it's usually ""I have an itch right HERE on vulva! Wait no, over here? No I guess it's here, weird.""" @itsviviactually RIGHT??? I JUST think that some of the cutest girls are ones that have their dick locked up OKAY??? @FoxieAfterDark Omg that's so cute!!! 💕 I feel VERY CALLED OUT by the first sentence of this description page for Transformers on Big Bad Toy Store https://t.co/YHgySvjnDv @MsMercury216 Might be needed at some point lol @MsMercury216 MOOD I'm waiting on an expansion we're gonna add to the house before I can set up a Transformers shelf RIP 😭 @ModestyAran I think it's a fact that he thinks being a girl would be cool. But he also doesn't seem to think he's a trans girl and that's valid! Still humorous when he makes comments like this lol @MsMercury216 I'm glad I found another toy collector to follow and nerd out about this stuff 🥰 @MsMercury216 Most Pulse pre-orders don't go too fast. Though recently Hot House was gone in hours. "@MsMercury216 Nah, only the Walmart version is sold out! The Hasbro Pulse version is gonna be up for order in October!" @mode_view hehehe whoops :3 "You know the itch I mean. When there's that one figure that slipped through your grasp, but then you find the perfect eBay listing, you win it, and there's that wonderful feeling of completion 🥰🥰🥰" @mode_view Did I? lol Looking like I'll be able to pull the trigger on a couple of holes in my Transformers collection when I get paid this week and scratching that itch is gonna feel sooooo good 🥰 @SteampunkPenny What a goof!!! @SteampunkPenny Which one is this? @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch hhhhggggghhhggg 🥵💦 @ArtregalOR Oh he's absolutely either bi or pan. He talks about guys a LOT "@secret_jane_ I definitely have now! And gosh, yes plz! 🥵💕💦" @secret_jane_ oh gosh really 👀👀👀💦 @somedumbbinch Awwwww! Same tho!!! 💕💕💕 @ARCTIC_ST0RM Really glad I sold my TR Tidal Wave years ago at what will probably be his peak price lol @Azure_Husky I'll say """I appreciate you calling me a young woman, that's very flattering."" - Arin Hanson, 2020 (Majora's Mask part 68)" @mode_view @FrillyHyena Gosh yes plz 😳💕💦 @Azure_Husky Lots of good news today! @ThatHeckinRobin @CatkinsLap I used to torrent a ton. Now I find I rarely need/want to. @AyrenTheWolf It's such an unbelievable relief to get good news for once 😭 "Sure being trans can suck sometimes, but also I get to be in a community consisting of gorgeous people with wonderfully kind hearts so I feel like I kinda won that dice roll 🥰" @miss_nikola Very yes!!! @mode_view Mmmm yes plz :3 @OzmaRacc I desperately want to 🥵 @somedumbbinch oh gosh thank you!!! 😭💕💕💕 "@somedumbbinch So you're saying if I say, wanted to choke on some delicious dick, you could help????" @somedumbbinch gosh you think so~? 😳💕 Oh these look HORRIFIC ... I simply must have the Pinkie Pie one! @CaseyExplosion I've been eyeing their chairs for a while and I think you might've convinced me 👀 @JessicaCyboid awwwww cute!!! fuuuuuck I'm craving dick again 🥺 @tamazonx YES All school should really just be cancelled during this. This is a danger because the people in charge made it that way. I am so fucking relieved I neither have kids nor have to attend school myself during this covid thing. Sounds like a living nightmare even if you can video chat in. @tf_fic I certainly didn't 🥵💦 It feels good to have victories like this. Gives me hope. @Elli_Trans @okbillybunny @HaileyAdamsXXX We love to have visitors! Just not when there's a plague yeah lol @okbillybunny You should!!! 💕💕💕 @1146_goat_north HE IS 🥰 "@okbillybunny (only an hour and a half away from us, gosh!)" Binx is shy with new people but once he has a day or two with you he'll be begging for pets. He's also very bonded to me to the point that he usually demands to snuggle on my chest most nights. He almost never does that with anyone else lol He also let's me hold him 💕 "(Binx on the left, Midna on the right) https://t.co/LB6NOdjgPT" "My cat Binx is half ragdoll, and I decided to look it up and apparently ragdolls are probably part-Burmese or at least Burmese-like. Binx looks nothing like a ragdoll, but he definitely looks Burmese and this little blurb describes him almost PERFECTLY omg https://t.co/vnLJPifIju" @tf_fic yesssss omg thank you 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦💕💕💕💕 @tf_fic I quickly blurt out that I need to be a pleasure slut forever! 🥵💦 @MOOMANiBE Fortnite will have a Fall Guys mode in a month or two @tf_fic nnnnghhg yes plz >/////< "@MaiaFranklyn That was around the time I started using Twitter regularly too, which I really valued as it was early in my transition and I needed that community. And I met you, one of my favorite people on here and one of my closest internet friends! I feel this too. And I love you tons 💕" @tf_fic I probably stammer out that I wanna go with the demon against my better judgement >////< 💕💦 @tf_fic Ohhhhhhh gosh I think I'd enjoy reading such a story >/////< (And probably living it >.>) @tf_fic Desperate spells? What do you mean? >.> @tf_fic s-sequel? 😳💦 "@Kate_Bunni It's a really smart strategy, honestly. They're also really quick to make, so often for new IPs they spend months being the only toys on the market. It's why I own some Overwatch Pops when now I have no reason to with stuff like Figma OW figures." "Shantae actually floats! (I broke my ""no humans"" Funko Pop rule here only because toys of Shantae are so rare. It's how Pops get you! lol) https://t.co/YFdrOgcy8Z" Pokémon Pops are cute actually https://t.co/9vNSUcdCKd @mode_view Why not both! I could be having fraternal twins! :V @HaileyAdamsXXX omg daddy plz >//////< "@Kate_Bunni Exactly. But even if you wanna say ""Well that was foolish of them, they should've had their priorities straight"" that gate doesn't directly lead into any paddock." "The first Jurassic Park is explicitly made canon in JW, but even then they never opened the park! They got really close and were planning to, granted, but they never did. And by the time of JW? Successful park for 10 fucking years." "This is like that entry level joke people made about Jurassic World: ""LOL how many times are they gonna try opening this park???"" Once. They opened it once in 2005. This is mentioned in the 2015 movie called Jurassic World. This is true even if we assume JP2 & 3 are still canon" @artemist0 I mean I can stick a finger in there any time I want but moving it back and forth hurts a tiny but. It might be partly because of a minor complication I had that was only fixed a few months ago and isn't really fully done healing. "Also if we did see the gate for, say, the T-Rex paddock, it would probably be huge! Because, you know, they have to put the thing IN there. Also veterinary emergencies mean sometimes she has to come out." "There's only the one tribal gate and it doesn't lead directly into the paddocks, also even if it did, let them out where? It's still on an island? I KNOW IT'S A JOKE, LET ME HAVE THIS" "@ToddlerLynn Only my Mommy can call me Kitten but I love it the most, followed closely by little one, and anyone can call me that hehehe" @Trancister Oooooh! Hot~ @Trancister What do you mean? o.o @tf_fic GODDDDD YES 🥵💦💦💦 "@ResHound I'll just share the artist because it looks like they don't have the comic in question up for free, but the free art they do have is lovely: @/lewdlemage" @addamschloe SAME "@ErinInTheMorn It was the same for me too. I don't cry at everything, I'm just able to cry much easily. Sometimes the crying itself feels overwhelming and it kinda sucks me in. I've heard others describe it as feeling like you're submerged in it. But it doesn't happen randomly/all the time." @BoymoderI God I hope so! "@YarrIrene I liked that movie before I transitioned, and I'm a little worried about returning to it now >.>" "Found this comic a few nights ago where these fertility goddesses make this girl instantly pregnant with like triplets and it's MOSTLY a comedic comic and it was very short (it was full color after all), but HOO BOY the orgasm I had, y'all" In about two weeks my vag will be 9 months post-op and I'm JUST saying it'd be way better if I was suddenly magically 9 months pregnant 😤 @garblefart lol Quote tweets. For some reason Twitter doesn't think that counts as a mention which makes no fucking sense. I THOUGHT checking the mentions tab solved this (but only after checking for QTs first) until today when I found a comment from one of my favorite people was only hidden in the mentions tab. What the fuck. """Oh neat the whole thing reset again, time to scroll down and load it all again."" Every time. Especially since I try to look at comments in chronological order." Checking last night's notifications every morning on mobile is a nightmare every time "Twitter I'm gonna need to fix one of the following two things on mobile: - Include ALL mentions in the mentions tab, as well as QTs - Stop fucking reloading (and thereby UNloading) my notifications any time I have to click a comment to see the context before returning." "@caraesten We each had our surgery like a few weeks apart, right? I'm really hoping it settles down after a year like everyone says :/" @TheCatMom @okbillybunny https://t.co/IJ5SbBoKeC @MaxKriegerVG It's interesting to me that they appeared to hollow out a Play Place to make it? "@lisaquestions Yep, even while it was airing people were really confused by portrayal of The Equalists (I stopped watching after the first season but have since caught up, I just only have reference for what fans were saying as the first season aired)." @TrexPushups HELL YEAH @garblefart NICE! CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕💕 @FrillyHyena People just have too many favorites lol @miss_nikola I love your gym's theme!! "The song I Am Chemistry by Yeasayer has an entire bridge where they just repeat over and over again how you should never ever even touch Oleander (and no, it's not immediately obviously relevant to the song) and I dunno, I feel like I'm living in a nightmare world right now. https://t.co/Rq6sZLKs8q" @ArtifexH @ninshubar Lies @lisaquestions Careful!!! D: @vissersixxx Oh I stick my fingers in there all the time. It's just mildly sore is all @mode_view Hehehe :3 @Libra_Labs *hugs* "@Libra_Labs I didn't think you meant anything bad, I just didn't understand. I get it now, no worries 💕" @Libra_Labs What? "@mode_view Hmmmmm Vagiversary, I think" @RazorgirlSidney @Monicaaaaaah My big Temmie came with a graduation cap and a diploma! I still need to assemble former and frame the latter lol @RazorgirlSidney @Monicaaaaaah I have two! :D It feels weird that this can be so easy to forget given I still need to dilate twice a day but it can still feel sore in there. Hopefully it's better at the 12 month mark. You ever just want to finger yourself a bit but your vag is still healing and really too sore for that even 8+ months post-surgery 😔 @CertifiedLeggy HAPP BIRTH @abrokentweeter Gosh that's only 3 hours away! We should hang out sometime! @abrokentweeter You're closer? :D @abrokentweeter .... *HUFFS* D:< @Lexibooabdl Pink diapers are the BEST 😍 @abrokentweeter LIKE SIX PEOPLE DID IT IN SUCCESSION LOL OH MY GOD Y'ALL PLZ https://t.co/it0gYATDl2 "@orkoliberal @NLRG_ it means like, you know, baby" Y'know if everyone started wearing latex drone fetish gear we'd lick this virus in no time "@RueLineback Dinosaurs weren't birds, birds are dinosaurs." @NLRG_ hmmmm Does it fuck anyone else up thinking about the fact that tyrannosaur meat almost certainly tasted like chicken or is that just me @NLRG_ My eyes just locked onto the one that said baby but on second look I guess there are several I could fit into "It's dinosaur meat, but more specifically chicken" @NLRG_ wait I think I know which one I am anyway @NLRG_ heck I missed my chance @ikksnay My UK friends are mortified that vinegar isn't a common fry topping here @femme_thoughts @AnxietySong But you! @AnxietySong Thank you for being awesome! 💕💕💕💕 "@AnxietySong Big same, okay? 💕💕💕" @Flea The little rum divot is Pokemon themed too I love it! @sillygaymiria It holds up extremely well. Definitely watch it. @Kayleestruth @somedumbbinch Yay 🥰 @somedumbbinch @Kayleestruth omg I need in on this 🥵💦 @Tricliniangry @Data_Jake19 @NLRG_ @radlibdevy us cheap dates have the most fun @litterboxhex @westcoastqueer Omg that's so fucking cool! @NewGenderWhoDis Omg that's so wonderful Emma! *hugs hugs hugs* 💕💕💕 @RaeGun2k Same @okbillybunny This one's my first. I don't like this feeling. "@OzmaRacc Curses, beaten I'm 2 anyway" @RaeGun2k She was so fucking sweet @okbillybunny It's really scary @MaiaFranklyn Night cutie 😘 "@just_a_madd I don't know what that is, no" @tamazonx SAME THO @Monicaaaaaah Oh! Also! I've shared this before but I dunno if you've seen it: Ditto section of my stuffie shelf! https://t.co/4bMSf2BGdk @1146_goat_north Even that example appears to have been damaged. I assume mint copies are mythical? @Canageek I think so! I chose it for its color more than anything else lol (for context:) https://t.co/YMge78UJ9X @StelaraVenka Omg your intro is so good "I really love how do many folks doing this have gone the route of including what you'd say as a gym leader introducing yourself, and I love how it recontextualizes the description I gave. Feel like it's STILL on brand for me lol" lol that reminds me I don't think I've ever shared with y'all my current Switch load out 💕 https://t.co/XSH5hHK8D4 https://t.co/iVdZxmpdPy @MaiaFranklyn Awww it's sweet that you remember I don't like liquorice! Yorkshire sounds tasty tho :3 @MaiaFranklyn I've never been to Yorkshire. Does it taste good? @somker3 Not at all! It's completely normal 💕 @MaiaFranklyn what flavor is waddle dee "I wasn't consciously going ""Ew, cute stuff"" or anything before. I literally enjoy that stuff more. It's so much more appealing to me. I guess I was really burying it deep." "Me pre-transition: Pink isn't just for girls, but it's not really my thing, you know? Same with generally cute stuff. It's okay, I guess. Me post-transition: I want to own every piece of Kirby and Sylveon merch." "@SweetBeansComix My mom saw it in theaters while still pregnant with me and she swears I was dancing to the music. Been a favorite musical of mine my entire life. So, you know, same" "what if kirby,,,, but,, dessert,,,,,, https://t.co/7HyWhvI0bu" @StebMcDreb @LewdLushaani I said I loved her too and from them on I've tried my best not to bury that feeling when I feel it. @StebMcDreb @LewdLushaani I think what helped was a friend I only had gotten to know for a few days while visiting the ranch (I met her through a GF I live with) but we bonded so much that she said she loved me when we dropped her off at the airport. It felt SO GOOD for me to hear. @StebMcDreb @LewdLushaani I used to worry more about this until I realized it's never a big deal and almost always met with similar affection. They're your friends! They'll get it 💕 @StebMcDreb (And I know we're way more than friends but: I love you so much babe 😘) @StebMcDreb That's why I try to tell my friends I love them. I love hearing it myself 🥰 @HookedAesthetic Other parts? Like how adorably padded you are? :3 "@RaeGun2k I feel the EXACT same way. I don't think she knew me very well, but we were mutuals, and her death hit me hard. I dunno." @MaiaFranklyn @tainkirrahe Burgerpants is the real MVP of the underground "@trgrrl Few people are. Take care of yourself, friend 💕" @MaiaFranklyn Honestly that's romantic af @MaiaFranklyn Omg Maia I giggled so much reading this I love you Wait no! Swap out Charizard who's more of a dragon anyway and put in Torterra! (Who I've always considered an Ankylosaur) https://t.co/emYGgBuAk2 "(I'd also probably have a Krookodile, Charizard, and Aurorus) https://t.co/QKQMXeWJlr" "I'm Kathryn and my gym's theme is archosaurs, both extant and extinct, but we'll just call it the Fossil Gym for short https://t.co/i6STGUQVQF" @NeurologNyx Aren't you already a clone of @futanarchy tho? 🤔 "@olivebrinker (up to date might be the wrong phrasing there, but I just meant like you have to take them every so often right after surgery. I think it was every 6 hours? I had my GF keep track of it for me lol)" "@olivebrinker Less painful than you think (I had my surgery last December), as long as you stay up to date with pain meds. But honestly after a week it's just ibuprofen and acetaminophen. Over the counter stuff." "No room to breathe, no room to nest, just month after month of waiting. And none of these issues are solvable any sooner than that, nor can I really fairly argue that they're a priority for the ranch." Today's a rough day. Feeling the strain of having to live with so many people in the same house. Once again I'm back to using my phone with no PC until we upgrade the solar system for the house again. I feel very cramped. @sleepy___head https://t.co/IJ5SbBoKeC This is kind of fucking me up @eatenbyawhale @ElisabethMcQ I'm so sorry. God... Bella and I were mutuals but I don't think we talked often. Now we'll never be able to again... @eatenbyawhale @ElisabethMcQ Oh my god. I don't have words... Uggggghhh I wish there was room for a Transformers shelf. All my TFs are either unopened or stored in tubs and I miss them. Gonna have to wait until we can expand before I set anything up. Hopefully that can be this year :/ "I'm just saying more people should be following my AD (@NSalamanderFW) so that when I share NSFW promotional tweets from my SW friends, more people see them 😤" There should really be Hollow Knight Funko Pops given their eyes are already Like That @PrissyOrcGF that's what I've been SAYING @trashkitten4201 All five of our cats enjoy belly rubs tho Hobbes likes to sleep weird https://t.co/7FzJoGfYkj "@MaiaFranklyn She's my waifu! But also me, yes" @Skorpeyon They fixed it on WiiU! It's also on GameCube Been seeing a lot of hate for Twilight Princess lately and honestly that just makes me wanna play it again more https://t.co/GPtSwzx2VX I know it's a long shot a long shot but if this was somehow a version without motion controls I'd play it. @TheCrystalStorm Awesome!!! @AyrenTheWolf VERY cute actually :3 @sega_slut I can't even remember if I sold him or not but I hope I didn't 😭 @MaiaFranklyn Oh gosh Maia my heart! 😭 Is it weird to have nostalgia for something that recent? https://t.co/rcThWREdCQ @benjanun_s Hell yes! Why oh why did I sell off so many of them. Re-buying is gonna hurt. It's official. Titans Return was literally TOO good. It's only been like 4 years and the secondary market prices for these toys are SHAMEFUL. @MaiaFranklyn Titans Return was TOO good. "@MaiaFranklyn I'm gonna have to pay it at some point, Maia. There's a hole in my collection. Metalhawk too. Fucking RIP" @DysphoriaQueen same tho @MaiaFranklyn Hey guess how much Quickswitch is going for. It physically hurt me to see @nataliereed84 Yeah I saw that and I dunno wtf happened. You weren't shouting or insisting people like it or anything. You made a fair argument. It was weird. "@somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean now I have that song stuck in NY head too lol Rhyming ""Scrabble on"" with ""Babylon"" was inspired lol" "@HaileyAdamsXXX Tired: I don't need to call the police, God will save me! Wired: God doesn't exist, call the police! Inspired: Neither will help me, time to fight these monsters myself (I used to think it was hilarious that Junior was like ""I'm gonna call the police"" and then Bob was like ""Nah""" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I used to know that entire first episode by heart, start to finish." @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be! @maegodhavemercy questioning the canon of elmo's world smdh "@Sparx_x_x I love your awesome phone tech updates so, so much Tegan omg 💕" "@Valghiota @danikaroseraven Yep, thereabouts" @OzmaRacc @LookForSerenity I thought that was either '84 or '82. I would've noticed if it was my birth year. @PrissyOrcGF 💕💕💕 @Shoggoth_Lord OMG THEY TOTALLY COULD @somedumbbinch I've seriously debating race changing all my toons that can be gobbos into gobbos lol My gobbo sisters 💕 https://t.co/UX8pfwaw57 I now have six max level toons and I'm gonna share them all here :3 https://t.co/TrkpfIC5wD @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss I get pretty close most times 🥵 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Honestly, as much as I like hearing from you, staying off Twitter is way healthier!" @NLRG_ Good. It means you can be turned to the dark side. @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX Awwww thank you! 💕 We DO adore each other quite a bit hehe @NewGenderWhoDis LIVING THAT FAT MILKER LYFE @HaileyAdamsXXX goddddd I need it 🥵💦💕 @JamDrawers @Glopossum What's a little dildo between friends? :V "@StebMcDreb ah, so you're gay then" @QueenStodge One day! 😭💕💕💕 @QueenStodge Awwww I wanna hug you! @ToyFu332 Must hug more!!! @somedumbbinch gosh~ >w> @somedumbbinch Toot toot! :D "@NewGenderWhoDis The issue is there isn't a great agreed on name for the Colorado/Utah region. We're not west coast! But saying ""west"" doesn't really explain it either." @arancaytar No I think it just started? There's a 3 week event also going on and each week gets a skin at the end. This week is sandcastle Bastion. "@nocturnmusings DMed, cutie 😘" I'm mad I missed the Union Jack skin for Tracer. It's gonna set me back on having a complete set of skins for her RIP Also I didn't notice during the PotG (took a screenshot as the next game started) but this happened lol https://t.co/3AxFWhUSpC @Lass_Library oh gosh you're gonna fix my hole??? 😳 Mountain internet decided to be kind to me today! First PotG in AGES (and we won!) 💕🐰💕 https://t.co/D8pjmuwCSZ "It's a bit of a stretch, but this was still entertaining to watch. I also learned that Ken Sugimori has really good taste in favorite characters lol" @TAHK0 TRANSitive law lol (If you're curious about the spelling on the artist's @: @niiwan_) "[cw nsfw, nudity] This might be my favorite @hardcodedgame sticker yet! https://t.co/TeqSrIWkNX" I am sometimes guilty of buying Pops https://t.co/wKxuVxqXao @PrissyOrcGF @jamorbital that's true fair point 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF @jamorbital morgon you b1mbo it's a nintendo x-box ONE @penelope_zone @AyrenTheWolf hot :3 sometimes one just really craves being bent over by daddy and bred for hours okay??? extra horny today for some reason 🥵 @AyrenTheWolf Oh yay! 🥰💕💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf We should hang out sometime! :3 @JessicaCyboid it's a good fantasy and you should share it @JessicaCyboid Omg that's so cute!!! "@MaiaFranklyn I really need to re-buy all the TR stuff I sold in a hurry when I wasn't sure how secure my life was gonna be. I kept Nautica thank fuck, but I really want to own all those box set characters again. Especially Metalhawk." @addamschloe same lol @MaiaFranklyn Curse you for making me want to re-buy Quickswitch! @RaeGun2k Omg that's wonderful Rae! Congrats!! 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky the faint *punk* sound effect that hits right at the end really makes this hysterical to think about @CaseyExplosion Save it for when you can upgrade your computer? Might be the best compromise @Sparx_x_x It was almost one of my favorite tunes and then it hung up lol @NikatinePrime Omg we're the same height! Cute! @StebMcDreb Awww babe! 💕💕💕 @MaiaFranklyn omg if there's ever another TF Nation I wanna go with you @vissersixxx *swap meat @SweetBeansComix Happy birthday Mallorie! I hope it's a good one! 🥰💕💕💕 @benjanun_s I can promise you your trans friends and mutuals notice this and the more world weary among us who are tried of performative allyship appreciates it a lot. It's fucked up that there wasn't an option to ensure my balls went to a trans guy in need @trgrrl This is the story of a girl @machtackle delicious green apple and grape @RaeGun2k OMG I LOVE THIS Am I doomed to buy every Megatron Is that a thing I must do I love how much the colors POP on this damn @OzmaRacc Having balls sucks so fucking much Ferngully in theaters lol https://t.co/qm2GWQ0B2G @CatkinsLap You mean a content warning? You're right. Sorry about that. Deleted 💕 "There's no way to know for sure of course, but I'm just trying to explain how much of a relief it was to get the major dysphoria points settled and how free I felt to explore my gender further." @NewGenderWhoDis I audibly gasped in joy when I saw this on my feed! CONGRATS GIRL!!! 💕💕💕 I feel like if I was AFAB I'd still have settled on agender woman but I wouldn't have needed to slog through sorting out the crippling dysphoria of owning a dick and the wrong hormones in my body. If that makes sense? Earthrise Scorponok arrived today and I still can't yet put up my Transformers shelf so that's 3 Titan class figures that are gonna stay unopened for the foreseeable future lol @Katabassist Anytime babe! Glad to help 🥰💕 @MagsVisaggs 4 years in for me and it's still the best kind of surreal at times For me Game Grumps is one of the best background shows b/c actually watching a let's play has never been able to hold my undivided attention for very long. However this also means my least favorite GG is GG Vs b/c like 99% of what they talk about is the gameplay I'm not watching the best WoW races are goblins and vulpera and they're both smol coincidence??? yeah maybe i dunno @sillygaymiria Hell yeah! I've been meaning forever to trip on those 🥰 "(apparently if we're just having fun with Latin prefixes, anterospect could be a nice hypothetical word, but prospect already exists, so,)" "(today it dawned on me that prospect is the opposite of retrospect when I tried to google what the opposite of ""retro"" was lol)" @ChloeFloraLeo @maegodhavemercy @MagsVisaggs Don't let the Oracle fans hear you say that. Some of the most ardent in the Zelda fandom. @tamazonx @maegodhavemercy @MagsVisaggs Wrong answer! That one's fun :P @maegodhavemercy @MagsVisaggs It's fun to watch people better than me at it play it though at least lol. The Game Grumps let's play where Dan plays it and actually researched how to play it was quite entertaining. "@PinkRangerAnna1 Fair point, it definitely changed things. I guess I find it hard to believe that Vanya's powers by themselves killed literally everyone, given the extent of her powers so far." "@PinkRangerAnna1 Nope, near the end of season one Five realizes that Lenard isn't the bomb, he's the fuse. Vanya is the bomb. They never confirm that Five's initial suspicion was right, even in the initial timeline where he wasn't there." "@SweetBeansComix @MagsVisaggs It starts so agonizingly slow to the point that I've never been able to beat it twice, but there's a lot to love in that game. Midna is the best companion we ever got! But yeah actually getting to where it gets good takes FOREVER." @MagsVisaggs That I've played: Zelda II That I haven't played: Skyward Sword That doesn't count: All 3 CD-i games This new Movies with Mikey is pretty good https://t.co/c6RxtfGsdo https://t.co/BbzYcFpCQ2 "@CassandraClash He said ""I never did figure out what caused [the apocalypse], but I do know the date it happens."" Like sure maybe he didn't have the tools or knowledge to know FOR CERTAIN it had to do with the missing moon, but like, educated guess maybe? lol" "@TrexPushups @Kaylee63638169 Well, still, he'd see that at least but also, no, it's stated outright that the moon was destroyed in season 2 if nothing else." @Kaylee63638169 You don't need to know much astrology to sort out within 45 years that the moon never appears :P "@sarahXelizvbeth Well during the DAY it doesn't appear to be overcast, but we don't see much of the actual sky so if you squint a bit that kinda works lol" "@JessicaCyboid I can appreciate a ""Five has mild agoraphobia"" fanon" [Umbrella Academy season 1 spoilers] Why didn't Five just look at the night sky during his 45 years in the future? "@Salmonhands Any man, cis or trans, would likely feel like shit with low T levels. In fact that's what trans men often have to deal with before transitioning." "@Salmonhands Trans women go on T blockers (often spiranolactone) to reduce their T levels. In order to compete as a woman in any sport, your T levels usually have to be 0, far lower than even cis women have." @OzmaRacc yes yes yes!!! wh-why is my favorite lube nazi priced https://t.co/bHS3isPew9 @OzmaRacc omg we should totally pee on each other some time! :3 Hey look what arrived in the mail today! Thank you @AshCoyote! https://t.co/LtcNoRCTRU @tainkirrahe Hell yeah! Clearing out clutter can be really rejuvenating 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh thank god 💕 @Shutter_Lense Yep! I remember watching them with my dad! @SweetBeansComix They're cowards. @StebMcDreb lol that's how I feel about mutuals I've had that long @mode_view I mean sure if you want~ @LeftAtLondon *we already did Because impeachment doesn't work the way everyone thinks it does and should. "@mode_view Well, get one and find out! ... in a totally cis way :P" What an odd way for me to discover this game exists @TimonicWulfgar My earliest memory of wanting to be a girl was when I was 12. @NeurologNyx @futanarchy https://t.co/q3vugL43lD @AyrenTheWolf I get it. I'm glad I'm helping 💕 At 12 I was in fact blessed with the knowledge that vaginoplasties exist. This was in 1999. Her poor mind would be blown lol @AyrenTheWolf *offers hugs* I understand that feeling """Oh my gosh you actually did it? You got a vagina???""" @tainkirrahe Undisputable facts @SweetBeansComix yes I miss it "@NeurologNyx @futanarchy Speaking from experience, I take it~? :3" "This is definitely the answer of course. It also preys on the fact that seemingly few cis people know trans men exist, which is infuriating. https://t.co/nd3Cp1zwrg" @somedumbbinch You're right and it's terrifying. """Oh yeah men are blocking their testosterone to ZERO and not only will that somehow maintain their advantage over women at sports, but also it's something they'll flippantly do whenever because it's no big deal. ... Also REAL trans women have dysphoria dammit!""" "One thing that really gets me about that transphobic ""trans is a spectrum"" diagram I shared earlier is they acknowledge dysphoria is a real thing... yet are also arguing that men are faking being trans women to win at sports What do you think happens to men whose T is suppressed" "@PsychicRefugee @vexwerewolf So then that means a lot of ""normal"" cishet guys are gonna be assumed to be ABDLs lol" "@vexwerewolf Like, if littles started using this term to be cute and obfuscate that they're littles I'd STILL refuse to say it in mixed company. I don't believe this wtf" @vexwerewolf THEY CALL IT WHAT @cryptid_punk Ooooh I haven't tried one of those! *friends and loved ones So much of my extended queer family is more than just friends. I worry so fucking much for my trans friends in the UK. That's the tragic thing here. The UK seems to have way more blatant transphobia but it doesn't have any less trans people. We fucking elected Trump and we're running circles around y'all at least in this regard. I guess part of what gives me pause here is those massive transphobes over there really do think that everyone secretly believes the same bigoted shit they do and that using their regional slang doesn't immediately tell on them. "@Mystydjinn I don't know how else to describe it, sorry. You might just have to try it :P" @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* @Mystydjinn It's warmer than you think! I was gasping it was so warm. The sensation is a LOT in the best way. "I'm the last person to kinkshame but seriously, when it comes to weird fetishes written about on old message boards, it's always across the Atlantic, I dunno. Same for transphobia this blatant and proud." "This is like listening to an F+ episode about some weirdly specific fetish and someone says knickers or something and suddenly everyone goes ""Oooooooh of course.""" """Chancers"" Because of course this came from the UK. Their biggest export is horrific, well-funded transphobia." @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm so sorry sweetheart :/ @OrionPax4217 omg I love that one @NewGenderWhoDis GIRL I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 💕💕💕💕 @LittleRubyBear Great minds think alike lol https://t.co/1u5z4gFbRT @BruckeHarmony I feel like a LOT of scientists studying nature end up loving The Far Side and that's so adorable to me. "@TwippingVanilla @LeftAtLondon Oh, neat!" @TwippingVanilla I keep hearing about fat transfer BA. Is it any good? "Fun fact that more people should be aware of: Because of this Far Side panel, paleontologists (who are famously often huge Far Side fans) now call the spikes at the tip of a Stegosaurus' tail a thagomizer. https://t.co/Z5TyiJxnk2 https://t.co/b5NYdYzqBl" "@NewGenderWhoDis @abdlstella Just be careful. If you get banned from OF and haven't cashed out recently, they get to keep whatever you didn't take." @NewGenderWhoDis @LambChopInPamps WTF EMMA THIS IS SO CUTE 😍💕💕💕 "TIL Gary Larson is 70, as of today. Here's my favorite Far Side panel. https://t.co/bMBpsnW3Uc" "Y'know it's very likely that most cis guys have never once thought about the direction someone with a vulva needs to wipe after peeing, but us trans girls have often spent decades thinking about the genitals we know we're supposed to have." The number of times before and immediately after my surgery I was reminded to wipe front to back was Too Many imo lol @NLRG_ i have a cartoon fox that can control the elements tho @Monicaaaaaah I've never tried Whataburger but I really want to one day @diomadcat OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT @ADirtyTrans Happy birthday babe 💕 @Kaelyrhn I knew there was a word I forgot. I tried and failed. "Another annoying thing it did was after this update it automatically opened Edge after booting up with a screen for me to like, set Edge up with my info and no way to close it without crtl + alt + del it. Peak obnoxious. Even if it was good I never want to use it now." "@Frances_Larina That's interesting to know, but the fact that it forced itself on me is enough for me to adamantly refuse to try it ever again." "I guess I just meant ""tech-savvy adults"" but the original structure of that sentence was ""tech-savvy adult children of boomer parents"" because we don't have a word for ""children of this person, but like, they're an adult"" Anyway you probably knew what I meant." "I have now adopted a ""good for the goose, good for the gander"" philosophy regarding this. I wish it was possible to delete Edge." You know those stories where tech-savvy adult children will change the default browser of their boomer parents from Edge to Chrome/Firefox without telling them? I always thought that was kinda mean if you never told them. Turns out Microsoft? Yeah they'll just do that with Edge. @HaileyAdamsXXX It is 😍😍😍 @viragoergosum Sure "@HaileyAdamsXXX Guess who's pee I'm talking about, Daddy~? 😘" @CaseyExplosion Even cuter! @AgainChloe I've only done it once and I'm forced to agree 🥵 "I really thought the main thing I'd enjoy about being peed on by a cutie was the idea of it being so dirty, and like that was definitely a part of it but the SENSATION was literally breathtaking" hahaha I never removed this from my calendar and now I'm sad https://t.co/FgKzUOS4z8 remember back in the naive days of 2019 30 years ago when I honestly was planning to visit the UK this summer I wanna visit the alternate earth where that was possible @TheCrystalStorm I highly recommended them lol @BrieSodaGirl A lot of women in general not just trans women get tired of them. @AssumeACanOpenr EXACTLY "@TheCrystalStorm (I wasn't subtweeting you, your tweet just reminded me that I've been meaning to say this lol 💕)" Are bras comfy? No Are they unbearably uncomfortable? No Do I feel dysphoric while not wearing them in public despite having C cups? YES "I have a complicated relationship with my top dysphoria. I'm happy that I'm bigger than most trans girls, but I'm still not big enough. I feel that burning urge to get breast augmentation. Pics like this are from me wearing a bra. https://t.co/QANEGF647N" "YES I'm 4 years into my transition, YES I still gladly wear a bra. WE EXIST." "@Cowloe Gen X didn't need a nickname because it was the first (and looking back, last) single letter name that stuck." Anyway hopefully alpha figures out a better name like zoomers did (although that's just riffing on boomers which is similarly silly) "Gen X means like brand X, right? It wasn't meant as an alphabet we started right near the end wtf" Gen X: Alright that's kind of a clever name I guess Gen Y: ... no stop that Nevermind it's Millennials: That's better Gen Z: ...okay you're doing the silly shit again Gen Alpha: STOP @Kaelyrhn That's a horrible name @Cowloe I really hope that's not the name we decide on for them Actually are we even talking about zoomers anymore? Surely the youngest of Fortnite's audience are the generation we haven't named yet? The part where Fortnite is referencing a commercial their core audience has never seen or heard of isn't them fucking up. It's a pretty self-explanatory advertisement and it only benefits them if kids think they invented it. Also: I promise you zoomers know how to use Wikipedia @NewGenderWhoDis TIDDY TIME @chainchompist WHOLESOME @Calliethulhu THANK YOU @emilyvdw I miss going to see movies in theaters so much 😭 @emilyvdw The biggest mood "@AmazonChique The unfollow bug. It's a known thing. I used to follow @unfollowbugbot to help with it, but it caused me too much anxiety." @OutcastToad NO BUT THAT'S AWESOME @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 😳 @BinaryVixen899 Hell yeah! @BinaryVixen899 Yep! Been playing for over a decade. Fox armor acquired :3 https://t.co/T1rXT4L9X7 "@Noinktechnique Ah yes world quests! Forgot about those, thank you!" "Okay I got my Vulpera toon to 110! But now my Elemental fist weapon artifact that magically gave me a shield is outclassed by this new fancy mace, meaning I don't have a shield anymore... what's a good/fast/cheap way to get a shield at this level? I checked the auction house." "Have to agree with this article that every part of this whole thing sucks. Both sides suck, the whole thing sucks. Corporate hellscape." """I don’t have the time or emotional bandwidth to delve into just how fucking stupid this video is, enlisting the spirit of resistance to totalitarian government (already diluted by appearing in an advertisement) to...get people onside in their quest for some more money.""" @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥵💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch *jealous whines* @SixArmedSweater I need these @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch YES PLZ 🥵🥵🥵🥵 "@acvalens ""Sounding decent in sex scenes"" I know this is far from the most important issue here, but are these bozos implying that ""shemale"" is a sexy term? Pretty sure it's objectively literally the least sexy slur that exists for us." @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch nnnnghhhh i shivered reading that >/////< @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch me to plzzzz >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch GOD yes plz Daddy!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX goddddd plz daddy 🥵💦💦💦 @TransgurlTSB @SixArmedSweater I am no joke adding this to my Amazon cart as we speak "@TransgurlTSB @SixArmedSweater I knew the brand itself had been resurrected recently (it's all owned by Hasbro now) but I had only seen like, Star Wars ships and stuff which are also cool but this is even better!" @SixArmedSweater OMG I didn't know they were doing like proper Micro Machine stuff again! @liddytronic I'm sure it did! Even today I'm way behind on what new bands are doing. I caught onto some and others completely passed me by growing up. "@liddytronic I seem to recall only really hearing about MCR in my 20's, and the impression I got was ""Young girls are into this, must not be for me."" Nowadays I wouldn't care as much about that kind of impression, and not just because I myself am a girl." "@liddytronic I dunno, I was 19 in 2006. Felt like there was a lot of cultural pressure not to delve into that particular band." @JessicaCyboid 2020 continues to be real weird @mode_view holy shit wtf lol @mode_view What? "@TwippingVanilla I was just reminded that Elliot mentions that he saw Luther return to the alley multiple times, often crying. So yeah, after Daddy Hargreeves couldn't save him, it HAD to be Dallas." "@liddytronic I assure you I'm not. ""Men"" in their early 20's were not listening to MCR en masse ten years ago." "@RhymesWithSheRa Well that's kind of my experience, yeah. Ten years ago his name might've been more recall-able to me." @liddytronic I only know what you're saying because of memes @RhymesWithSheRa what "That's so often the way (lol) in comics. Jack Kirby goes from New Gods to Eternals (or was it the other way around? I forgot), Gerard Way goes from Umbrella Academy to Doom Patrol. Now he just needs to write for X-Men lol https://t.co/nnbQI9644E" "@Interfectorem9 I know absolutely nothing about My Chemical Romance. I was not enticed in my early 20's to seek out media middle school girls were fawning over. I was in my early 20's, after all." @ShepardZorEl I'd have to read it myself to make that call I think. @ShepardZorEl Yeeeaaaah I'm probably gonna have to buy the comics at this point. "My distracted brain focusing on ""tv show good"" just registered the name Gerard Way as like, ""Huh. That's not a comics name I hear often. He like an actor or something? Whatever."" It took watching a video essay about UA for it to click for me lol" Also I find it interesting that Netflix keeps remaking failed Nickelodeon Movie attempts at adapting Zoomer media. Was the Series of Unfortunate Events remake any good? I didn't hear anyone talk about it. Necessary? Nope. An improvement? HELL no. I just... think it would be neat. "A lot of people are rightly pointing out that animation doesn't have to be remade in live action to be valid, but here's my take: I think it would be really neat to see a live action rendition of this series, and I hope it's good. That's all. I just think it'd be neat." Oh wait THAT Gerard Way created Umbrella Academy? I KNEW I heard that name from somewhere lol (Forgive me for I am an older Millennial) @AmyJamiC Cute! @StebMcDreb @winterslexposed @TheOnion Why did they go locked? I hope I didn't scare them? o.o "Personally I'm cool with people calling archosaurs dinosaurs even if that's wrong because I understand why the layperson thinks they look like dinosaurs. But this is like, way off lol" "The old Jurassic Park toyline had I think a single ice age mammal if I recall correctly, but none of the media surrounding the park (movies or books) talked about actually featuring mammals as far as I can remember. I think an actual Jurassic Park would probably include them tho" "Without looking it up, my best educated guess is these are all odd-toed ungulates? So like, ice age mega-fauna." @winterslexposed @TheOnion @StebMcDreb We'eve never even met but in like the first 3 replies I see you @ my girlfriend when I was about to lol literally none of these are dinosaurs they aren't even reptiles @futanarchy @NeurologNyx I shivered just reading this how dare D:< @TwippingVanilla I just assumed he wanted to be close to where Allison was likely to appear. It was the best lead he had. @vissersixxx Awww it gives me joy too! @ShepardZorEl OMG MY GUESS FOR SEASON ONE WAS TORONTO AND I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT LOL To clarify I don't think the intent to so say it takes place in Indianapolis. They just cut away from the map at that part and that was kinda funny to me. @vissersixxx I don't think it's supposed to be Indiana. They just cut away from the map right when the line goes through there. I was wondering if it was somewhere in Canada! To American eyes it looks very hard to place lol https://t.co/XRdoAofqFH @vissersixxx For me it was the age/style of the mansion. I figure those must be mostly on the east coast but there might be exceptions. "I think the actual location of The Umbrella Academy is ""we don't want to say to make it more fantastical"" but the map that shows Luther traveling back home in season 2 cuts away just as he was arriving in Indianapolis of all places lol I was really thinking more east coast..." @notCursedE @ZJemptv Had he just been less of a cock they would've gotten LESS money. Legendarily cock-like. @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire OMG THAT ROCKS "One thing I forgot: It's VERY LIKELY that Allison's rumor powers work for people even if they don't speak the language. She used it on one of the Swedes, who seemed like they knew some English but weren't fluent. So signing ""I heard a rumor"" should work. https://t.co/ACJvmJwCIg" @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire It means the world to me to be included in this stuff 💕 (This video is fascinating and I've just subscribed to this guy :3) @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire aaaaa thank you babe! @Sigma_117 All time travel is inherently paradoxical. A good story just invites you not to think about it too much. "@TransQTClaire @HaileyAdamsXXX See what's cool about that is Allison's powers vibrate the air a bit, but then it could come from her fingers waggling while signing :3" My first form is a mono-type Trans then I evolve into a dual-type Gay Babie >////> "@Sigma_117 It could have been explained by Luther going ""So... shouldn't you be like, old now?"" and then Five could reply, ""Well I thought about it and getting an extra 50 years actually sounds kinda nice. Also fuck that asshole, you know?""" "@mode_view Excuses, excuses" @Sigma_117 THAT WAS SO COOL WHEN HE MENTIONED THAT Yeah think about the ticking clock in both seasons. Each one was roughly a week long lol "@Sigma_117 Yeah that confused me too. Even if he desperately didn't want another 50 years, surely having a young, spry body was nice? They never once touch on that. And then he gets the chance to fix that error and uhhhh it doesn't take? I guess?" "Hey @HaileyAdamsXXX I assume you've watched UA? How would one say ""I heard a rumor"" in ASL?" "As much as I enjoyed Umbrella Academy season 2, I just think it would've been cool if Allison had to learn sign language (she had YEARS to learn) and then found out her rumor powers work even while signing It has to work even for people who don't speak the same language, surely?" @TheOwlcan *giggles* >/////> @StebMcDreb I really wanna D: @TheOwlcan this conversation is making me feel very smol how dare D:< @OrionPax4217 I got that itch where I wanna collect them all RIP @TheOwlcan 😳😳😳 Omg hell yes! @HenryWHall OMG THANK YOU @OrionPax4217 And maybe force more fans to watch the show @HenryWHall I think I read somewhere it's gonna be Shockwave? @TheOwlcan im dry >.> "@OrionPax4217 THAT'S SO WEIRD Like without the cubes it ALMOST makes sense as like, moldable battle damage (kinda?) but with the cubes it's just nonsense!" @OrionPax4217 Like I said in the thread he would've made a decent Alpha Trion if they painted him that way. The description on BBTS made it sound like there's an energon cube in the playdough? Like I love me some weird repaints so I enjoy this but there was a way to make this make sense and they just swerved around it lol @OrionPax4217 Is it really a tub of playdough Honestly I had heard it came with Rung but after watching Siege I thought I must've misread and it was probably Rung repainted into Alpha Trion. But nope lol "For it to be a spoiler, usually it needs to contain something that spoils a plot point or character reveal or something. Not to be a stickler." Remember that scene in Siege where Rung shows up and brings Playdough? "So I somehow mostly avoided ""spoilers"" before opening my Walmart Ultra Magnus. I was even able to watch Siege before opening it, but then I got distracted by Umbrella Academy. And now right as I was about to open it, BBTS spoils it lol. So why does it have Rung and a, uh, tub? https://t.co/iS1kBAhLL7" @Flea - Keeps me safe - No indication covid is ever going away - I get gendered correctly way more often - Sometimes I can go out without shaving It's a win-win-win-win @mode_view You just expressed jealousy that someone else is trans. That means you're trans. @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 @Sigma_117 He'd only be 64. Technically younger than Five. That's a pretty solid theory honestly. @TouristGally No time like the present! @garblefart no I said black mirror not star trek :P @TheCrystalStorm this is a living nightmare thank you @mode_view You're trans too tho It's honestly kind of a relief I'm really glad I get to be trans 🥰 "@garblefart Apparently it's from a Black Mirror episode. Like literally, that's what those pictures are from." "Maybe I'm biased because when I was in grade school I obsessively made my own comics for years but like, I learned not to do that uhhhhh before I can even remember" "Like do these people read literally every other comic ever made in the history of forever and seriously think ""Goddammit why aren't the tails coming out at like an inch from their mouths? I can't read this!""" Something I've always wondered about people who don't usually draw comics but when they need to put word bubbles on something they drew make the tails of the bubbles super long stretching all the way to the characters' mouths: Why. Where on earth have you ever seen that done. @MaiaFranklyn for months now yeah 2020: in the hall of the mountain king 10 hours remix happy march 166th everybody 2020 except every week March gets louder and more intense @caraesten The only song of theirs I ever listened to was At the Bottom of Everything but I definitely fell in love with that song so hard I shared it with as many people as I could lol @nataliereed84 Oh my god I thought my phone's keyboard would suggest the right one but it suggests *both* I never use either word I didn't know there were different rules lol @ordinaryfreak69 mood congrats 🥰 @NewGenderWhoDis Omg I'm so excited for you girl! You got this! This is the attraction I worked for in 2008 and now I'm mad they didn't do this whole I worked there. @NLRG_ can't fucking believe this website is free @NewGenderWhoDis It's gonna be fine! It's a pretty routine surgery that happens all the time. When's the date? This account is like if a (slightly) more coherent dril ran Jurassic Park "@machtackle We'll get the green one, but my preference would be for purple." @HaileyAdamsXXX I think you can't simply make a new song that will live up to 30+ years of hype. I think they'll find a funny/clever/silly way to sidestep needing to make a song. @miss_nikola Thank you 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view I love being picked up by you 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view I shivered 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX omg yes plz daddy 😍💕💕💕 @avyjae Good point! @Notactuallysmol Oooooh thank you! @HouseOfGunn Oh thank you! "Searching for Umbrella Academy on YouTube is VERY depressing. It's nothing but clickbait-y ""THINGS YOU MISSED (red arrow and circles pointing to nothing)"" and ""[SO-AND-SO] EXPLAINED"" I was hoping for like, a nice video essay. Just one." @lewdstarbun I mean I didn't use to be 🤷‍♀️ fuck me like a girl pretending to be a boy being forced to be a girl and secretly (overtly) liking it @NeurologNyx Ooooooh sounds hot :3 @machtackle listen he can't deal with that right now "Honestly though for me it made the show feel weirdly timeless. It's also nice to visit a 2019 where somehow I just know deep down that Trump isn't president, you know?" "Honestly, what with the lack of modern tech, the obsession with the JFK assassination and the 60's in general, the Commission being based in 1955... almost feels like a boomer wrote this lol" @PrissyOrcGF Hell yeah! I don't recall any computers either. It really contributes to the show's very unique feel Something I just noticed about Umbrella Academy: Did anyone use a cellphone at any point? Like I get why there weren't any in season 2 but Allison uses a payphone at least twice in season 1. Hell she even uses one of those old timey archived newspaper magnifiers in the library. @PrissyOrcGF i'm such a b1mbo you're right @ZJemptv I mean basically yeah @PrissyOrcGF months @CrashAnnBurn YESSSSSS @CrashAnnBurn Oh that would be the PERFECT knife twist lol "My theory for season 3: Reginald was warned how shitty (to his standards) the Umbrella Academy was so he vowed never to let that happen. Hence, Sparrow Academy. And they're probably way better at being superheroes lol" (And yeah this is me saying I've watched both seasons now) "So yeah Umbrella Academy is really, really good. I don't watch a lot of TV but it's definitely one of my favorite shows." @mode_view Who knows with covid tho. I dunno that filming would be safe. Okay does anyone know if they've said their plans for season 3? I assume it'll be delayed due to covid but I'm just wondering if there's been any statements about it. I need more. AAAAAAA THAT ENDING COME ON I'M GONNA HAVE TO WAIT LIKE TWO YEARS PROBABLY AAAAAAA That is... SO MANY Commission field agents holy shit "@ParchmentScroll @SixoTF I misread because I was trying to diffuse a really weird argument in my mentions that I'd like to stop, please." "I was right about Vanya still causing damage in the government building! ... And goddamn all 6 of them were doing shady-looking shit, huh. Frustrating that this is the last episode for a while." @diomadcat 120 is very old. And he had to off himself. And that's like a low estimate on my part. There was no date when he bought the umbrella shop but there were like Model T's driving around. "@ParchmentScroll @SixoTF This is a third party product specifically advertised and sold to adults. Many of them even have ""adult collector"" on the box. Very few kids are aware of them." @diomadcat Also he'd be like at least 120 when he died. @diomadcat IT'S GETTIN REAL WEIRD I was confused for a second there because Ben's funeral was in 2006? But he said he died 17 years ago? Then I remembered. Him and Klaus spent like 3 years in the 60's. This show's timeline is SO MUCH FUN. [Umbrella Academy season 2 spoilers] OH SHIT REGGIE'S AN ALIEN OR SOMETHING I MEAN THAT WAS TEASED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON KINDA BUT STILL @CrypticGoblin YES @NikatinePrime Voyager is SO underrated! @SnortingEstrace nice @SnortingEstrace I haven't been to that zoo in years and years! Was it fun at least? "You know even if they stop Vanya, the FBI or CIA or whatever are still going to think the KGB sent an agent to murder a bunch of people within a government building. Sure there might not be an explosion but it's still really bad?" "Klaus: ""What I am is sexy trash!"" Wow the best wisdom comes from this man's mouth" @MaiaFranklyn That's fair I guess. I mean through the stomach it's like 45 minutes if I recall correctly? Not instant but not all day or anything lol Okay I've never tripped acid through my eye but Vanya started tripping WAY too fast. @whyamIhere2k It wasn't that violent in that scene. Honestly that's kinda my problem with it. Vanya needs to let loose. @whyamIhere2k Sense8 strikes a perfect balance between danger and victory. There's often danger for the queer characters but they ALWAYS triumph. Usually in the same episode. I feel like UA was written by a cishet white guy. Oh my goddddddd this is so fucking CONTRIVED You're telling me Vanya can't kill the FBI agent AND the nurse trying to chloroform her? It took like ten seconds what the ever loving FUCK was she doing? KILL 👏 THE 👏 RACISTS 👏 WITH 👏 SUPER 👏 POWERS KILL 👏 THE 👏 HOMOPHOBES 👏 WITH 👏 SUPER 👏 POWERS THIS 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 EASY I DON'T CARE IF IT'S NINETEEN-SIXTY-FUCK-YOU "You see this is why I love Sense8 so much. If this was Sense8, Vanya would've killed all three of those cops and NOT gotten knocked out with the butt of a rifle. More queer victories, less queer tragedies." @bimbobunni420 @PrissyOrcGF They'rem the only big cats that can purr! The trade-off tho is they can't roar. @AveryDelta2 @_PheebsAD Gotcha. I had forgotten. @AveryDelta2 Yeah I also have a problem with Raymond's approach. Non-violence is impossible. You'll note he got nearly beaten to death for sitting in a diner non-violently. @AllieStray That hashtag is a 4ch*n psyop. "@_PheebsAD It's implied he was sent to kill JFK but then figured out how to travel back and doesn't do it. The radio broadcast makes it sound like they could instantly tell it came from the grassy knol. So like, the entire series might be a different timeline from what we know." @Elli_Trans You should watch it! It's very good. @_PheebsAD I mean the assumption is that JFK causes it. I can't remember if that's stated in the show or not. I'm just saying it could just as easily be the Academy. It's kinda their thing :P "@_PheebsAD I don't know that it's JUST that? I mean, JFK starts a nuclear war THREE DAYS after he was originally meant to die? I think there's reason for Five to assume it has something to do with them being in the timeline (even if he eventually discovers that's not the case)." @HaileyAdamsXXX YES PLZ @HaileyAdamsXXX You're so pretty and I wanna kiss you again "I dunno Diego, maybe everything you know about the reality that existed over 2 decades before you were born kinda depended on JFK getting shot? Or if nothing else clearly you weren't meant to save him... because you didn't? You have to know saving him has to change stuff?" @HaileyAdamsXXX @diomadcat I REALLY want to see you in heels Daddy 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX hdhfghd yes plz @Valghiota Yeah I mean I don't deny queer used to be a slur. I'm queer though for sure. @Valghiota TERFs are saying queer was never a slur? To what end? "@diomadcat It was their HEADS not faces, lol. I think it was ""I heard a rumor I blew your minds."" And like, yeah all the racists in town deserve the same! I'm not sure I could be convinced otherwise?" @Valghiota No one's saying it was never a slur. @diomadcat I dunno what you mean "Obviously that plot point isn't full resolved yet. The episodes not over. But, you know, ""I hear a rumor you gouged your eyes out with forks"" would've been nice imo." "There isn't a super easy narrative solution to this problem. Allison by all rights should lay waste to the entire city of Dallas with her powers. They had her in a position where it made sense to hold back, but now it's just ""Oh she scared some people, mostly racists.""" I do not care for the framing of the coffee scene in the diner to be that Allison was wrong to exert her control over racist pigs. She has ever right to torture him and more imo I know this an understatement but being gay in the 60's sure fucking sucked huh. OMG LILA MUST BE ONE OF THEM SHE WAS 4 IN 1993 @TransgurlTSB LOVE IT "Klaus: ""The healthiest relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin"" O O F" @TransgurlTSB Even better! "Okay, picture this: Umbrella Academy, except Luther is a girl That's it, that's the entire pitch https://t.co/pTzqXEesGT" @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch @futanarchy oh gosh yes plz Daddy!!! "I'm sad that as much as I'm enjoying this, season 3 might be years from now. I'm not sure I'd want them to film during covid. Whoever plays Five will be older. Hell maybe there just won't be a season 3. Who knows what those contracts say :/" I still can't work out how Luther's muscle suit works behind the scenes. His shoulders are wider AND thicker than they really are yet he had nearly full range of motion in his shoulders at exactly the pivot point you'd expect. It's really something. @acvalens ADDING TO MY WISHLIST "[Day 3 of watching Umbrella Academy! I'm on Season 2] I know Klaus had to at least try with Dave, but like, of course that didn't work, you know?" @SnortingEstrace They don't in the show which is what worries me @YourBoswell Funny you should mention that https://t.co/o2XeeQpVTj "The only ""real"" figures I've found are replicas of the plastic statues in the show based on the Academy when they were kids. Which is ONLY cool if you can buy ALL of them, and so far it seems you can't. https://t.co/t7RdrEtwd2" "Yep, I was right. Shout-out to Ben and his Even More Overtly Hentai Tentacles https://t.co/xNX2FJxqXb" "I want Umbrella Academy action figures. They probably made Funko Pops already but like, I want real ones." "@JosieKame I mean that's good at least! I missed the last iteration too, but I think I'd wanna start with Rise." @JosieKame I'm upset I missed this iteration before it got canceled D: "Honestly adding that one option is kind of the best use of Twitter's libertarian, tech bro marketplace of ideas bullshit philosophy. Like if we're gonna restrict who can reply anyway, may as well make it a possible game of who can reply by voting with their ""wallet""" "Given that it's not like I'm gonna be able to stop transphobic harassment anymore than I already have with blockchains and turning on Twitter's quality filter, I'm okay with forcing transphobes to have to follow me before harassing me. Use your sock puppets to increase my clout" "Obviously harassment can still happen with that but first of all since when does Twitter care about mitigating harassment before it happens, and second, sometimes I want threads just for trans people. A lot of trans people follow me. It shouldn't just be about who I follow." "I also still maintain there should be an option for letting people who follow YOU reply, as well as option for BOTH people who follow you and people you follow." "@MASConglomerate Yeah I figured it out, thank you" """Best used for low-stakes trolling"" is probably the most flattering review I can give it." "I mean it's fun for when I want to cheekily talk Star Wars without getting unsolicited terrible opinions on it, but again even that can be circumvented with QTs which also has the benefit of siccing entire follower counts on me for serious stuff." "It seems like, given how you can still QT and that OP can't @ people in later, the new ""who can reply"" tool is arguably only marginally better than completely pointless." "I guess you have to @ people in the OP tweet? That's... okay I guess that makes sense but I've already seen jokey ""@ me in you coward"" QTs which means others have my assumption too." Oh weird I guess @'ing people in isn't actually allowing them to reply which uhhhhh isn't supposed to be how that works. NO ONE SLUT SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER Hey @HaileyAdamsXXX I know you're a pan lesbian but guess what? Pan lesbians rock too 😎 Hey @Azure_Husky check out this awesome thread "Bi lesbians are valid and awesome (I would know, being one myself), and if you disagree, feel free to explain why in the replies 💕" You hear that? That is the sound of no one giving me their unsolicited Star Wars opinions. It's a wonderful sound. Solo and Rogue One are terrific movies and we should have more spin-off movies. "Rise of Skywalker was a little disappointing, but ultimately a fun movie that I'm glad was the last one I saw in theaters before covid hit." The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie ever made. "Omg I've had the new who can reply update all day yesterday and my b1mbo ass didn't even notice. Like literally sometimes my brain will be like, ""Hey there's a thing there"" but if I'm really focusing on something else (Umbrella Academy) it won't register." @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG BABE This is a gag you'd see on Futurama. America in 2020 is a dark comedy "@tzivya I mean my favorite Jetfire so far has been the Siege version. He's massive and wonderful. Before that was Generations in like 2014, and before that was Classics in 2006. They all have a very different approach. https://t.co/GjMm8jXUVm" @cryptid_punk Cute! :3 @MagsVisaggs @RaeGun2k Omg that's awesome! @Ranting_Trans gosh 😍 @SnortingEstrace RIGHT??? @NLRG_ @VirologyCami those are paws @StebMcDreb god mood @OzmaRacc 😘💕 @Kaelyrhn Yeah that's what I mean. A lot of empty space. Honestly a lot like the US. "@Kaelyrhn Still, that's interesting to see. I guess I knew it had to be big, but... like most of the middle is the outback, right?" @Kaelyrhn Holy shit is that to scale @OzmaRacc You've earned the right to honestly @benjanun_s Doubly so if you're subjecting them to it lol "This is a great encapsulation of why I never really liked that fad of ""These two are WINNING parenting/doing parenting right!"" and like dressing their infant kid like a Dalek or something. Kids hate their parents' obsessions. What you think is cool isn't cool to them lol" "[forgot to mention I'm on season 2 now so spoilers for that I guess?] Y'know Allison, I feel like it's probably okay to use your OP mind-bending powers against racists in an overtly racist system." Is it weird to say Ellen Page's forehead makes me feel way better about mine? Omg I just realized the apocalypse DID have something to do with the moon. The red herring wasn't a red herring. THIS is Hellboy shit I LOVE IT. Okay. The Handler has been revealed. I love this show. @AllieStray HE JUST WANTS DONUTS AND HAPPINESS AND HE DESERVES BOTH Oooooh yeah Sissy's gay as hell that's ADORABLE. @AllieStray I LOVE HAZEL TOO "@ArtifexH Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey" I want a show starring Klaus and Ben. I would watch 50 seasons of it. "I was told to expect that Vanya wasn't straight and I am liking what I'm seeing here lol Subdued for now, but I'm just saying I wouldn't say no to 60's sapphics" "Wow apocalyptic shit follows this dysfunctional family wherever they go huh 10/10, 100/100" Omg everyone but Five just spent years fucking up the timeline in the 60's I love this show so much Oh my god I'm so glad I waited until after season 2 was out to watch this. That ENDING. @MaiaFranklyn 😘😘😘 "Oh. Oooooooh. Yep. That, that'll do it. That is a LOT of moon debris. Oh god." KLAUS'S FULL POWERS ARE SOOOOOO COOL "The shootout in the bowling alley made me realize: Is this the most successful Guardians of the Galaxy music use ""ripoff"" there's ever been? All these song choices have been perfect imo" @diomadcat I'm not sure what explanation could make this feel less awkward for me but I trust you. "@YourBoswell (Nothing personal, and no hard feelings 💕)" "@YourBoswell Ultimately it's all fiction so it doesn't bother me too much when you post Thorki stuff, but we're clearly gonna disagree here." @YourBoswell Yeah you're the last person I'd want to debate this subject with. I don't think it would get us anywhere. "Not that this turns me off the show completely, it's just weird, y'all." "Like I dunno I'm fine with fiction dealing with messy, complicated stuff like this at least in theory But there's been very little implication that this is even a bit weird Even their dad was like ""You shouldn't be playing right now!"" like the sorta incest part didn't phase him" This show would lose very little if it ditched this subplot I feel. "It's complicated to be sure but it doesn't feel like as the audience I'm supposed to think it's complicated. I feel like my reaction is supposed to be ""Well, they're not related, so it's okay."" They grew up together." "The Allison/Luther thing is... I dunno, just because you're adopted doesn't make that relationship any less awkward. And then Luther talking to Allison's daughter for her, saying how HE feels about Allison THROUGH the words he knows she wants to say... layers of incest." "The academy itself is really neat. I especially like how their dining room is like, half store/diner that maybe was once open to the public? The design is neat. But what that mansion REPRESENTS fucking sucks. It needed to be rubble." @KatieAngelWitch Oh there's no way I'm stopping lol Destroy that entire fucking mansion yessssssss Number Seven She destroyed her cage Yes YES The power is out @sasugakirin Exactly! Luther can fuck off forever for putting Vanya in that cage again 🙂 Cha-Cha and Hazel are the Jessie and James of Umbrella Academy. https://t.co/0ZYZtr2Pw1 @maegodhavemercy You look really cute! @diomadcat Yeah that powerset would fuck up any kid I think. "Also the Time Squad or whatever they're called. I don't read any Hellboy but I feel like that kind of organization would fit right in in that universe. People are mentioning Ben's tentacles but at this point, 90% into season 1, we've seen them twice. Kinda." "I think a big part of it is the tone? It's ridiculous powers in a ridiculous universe and it's played completely straight and dry. Less magical elements (at this point so far), though. Just ghosts. Oh I guess Klaus met God too, no big deal." I've described Umbrella Academy to my roommates as X-Men meets Hellboy and I'm still not entirely sure what exactly feels so Hellboy about it but I can't deny that feeling is still there 9 episodes in. Lenard's death was CATHARTIC AF. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BEN PUNCHED KLAUS THIS IS SO COOL WTF "@vissersixxx There are ways you can headcanon it, but the fact remains that I couldn't relate to one half of a very aggressive and very important argument while I was watching it. It didn't grab me the way it was supposed to. Maybe finishing the season will help." @vissersixxx She's one of my favorite characters. I love me some robot women lol "Okay I LOVE Grace's origin story. It's dark, but like... kinda adorable???" @diomadcat Allison explains that they were 4. @diomadcat We're talking about 4-year-olds here. And given how that argument ends... puts an extremely sour taste in my mouth. I'll finish the series but this sucks. "[Still tweeting about Umbrella Academy Season 1] Look I know families with this much trauma rarely act rationally with each other, but it bothers the hell out of me that Vanya blames Allison for erasing her memory on their father's orders WHEN THEY WERE 4." @RaeGun2k aaaaaaa your voice is so pretty!!! 💕 @AngryNerdBird https://t.co/FpVwLhvJHk It's a fun day when the voice actor for a Transformer notices your tweet about her character and QTs you 🥰 @LinsayRousseau OMG hello! Loved your performance in Siege! @Azure_Husky Want to retweet to show support (and agree!) but just in case I won't because hellsite @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/MUDGCfYHsl Luther rolling on ecstasy and getting confused for a furry might be my favorite moment so far in this show lol @JessicaCyboid videos game @piffyjackie It's probably the creepiest thing he could be given the circumstances. Makes him an interesting antagonist. Ooooooh creepy guy is an Umbrella Academy fanboy. Oh. Oh that's PERFECT. @Elli_Trans That's what I call her 24/7! One of the best parts of getting a Netflix original Transformers series is that I get to be Elita-1 in my account profile lol https://t.co/ogX0RuKbgX @joffeorama A little yeah lol @caraesten This website sure sucks sometimes lol @HookedAesthetic ah yes it's clearly turtles They probably showed it in that bank hostage flashback but I guess I spaced during that moment. I don't remember Klaus using his powers during that either. "Something I somehow missed while watching Umbrella Academy (still not done, few more episodes of season 1 to go): What was Luther's power before his uh, let's call it an upgrade? Super strength? I assume it's that?" @NLRG_ STINKIEST. GODDESS. @ZJemptv It can be both! @NLRG_ ALL OF IT "@reallifecomics I know this version of Mae isn't on HRT yet but, *insert spiro joke* :P" @NLRG_ I KNEW IT @Azure_Husky I remember my time with that game well and I miss it 😭💕 @Icarus_Avery Retweeted Another weird thing is I know what Ellen Page looked like in 2002 (or at least a few years later) and it was just... Ellen Page. Like she couldn't pass for 13 of course but also it's weird seeing some random girl play her in flashbacks lol "@AllieStray I just thought faking the sound of being in a big room is difficult, but if it is doable as you say, all the more reason to complain lol" "One minor complaint I have about Umbrella Academy is while Pogo's animation is really good, the sound mixing for his voice is AWFUL. They're in a big echoy mansion and his voice has no reverb at all lol. Should have recorded the actor on set or something. Can't ADR this." @fiwren You're ahead of me so just shut the fuck up about spoiling it please. @fiwren I don't know! How would I know! You acted like you knew! @fiwren Why the ever loving fuck would you spoil this for me Wtf @cryptid_punk It's true!!! 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX You cut hair so amazingly well babe 🥰 @cryptid_punk BUT YOU!!! Felt cute enough for a selfie ✨💕 https://t.co/sr1o6arRmJ YESSSSSS I seriously wanna buy two of each of little cityformers just so I can build a Cybbertron of my own LOVE IT "Oh, my other guess is Vanya destroys the world. You don't have a team of superhero kids and give one of them power-suppressing medication if her power isn't HUGE." "[Umbrella Academy spoilers] Okay yep, Lenard killed the first chair like I thought. Forgot about that book though! Lenard is either working with the time police or whatever or is Number Five, these are my two guesses and they could both be wrong, but there they are." @MrsStephinMerit Halfway through the episode where Vanya auditions for first chair. I knew the meds were impeding her powers! Now let's see if my other prediction is right... HE'S SO ADORABLE AND HOT AND I LOVE HIM https://t.co/C3GeCBwnCp Oh that's wonderful! I'm happy to be wrong 🥰 I did almost wonder when she talked to the first chair in the bathroom. https://t.co/vdPEF4Nk3w Especially as a sapphic woman watching lesbian actor play a straight girl ignoring the better advice of her sister and having a relationship with a creepy guy I just want to scream at the screen lol "I really dislike this Allison vs Vanya disagreement about Lenard since we as the audience know Allison has a right to be suspicious. This is my least favorite kind of drama between characters in an otherwise really, really good character-driven story." "@TheNDqueerelf ME TOO He just got back from his uh, trip with the briefcase and I just wanna hold him and tell him it'll be okay D:" "I'm about halfway through Umbrella Academy season 1 and I THINK I worked out the twist. It's a good twist, and a well-written one is like a puzzle for the audience so I'm enjoying this, but we'll see if I'm right." @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX @chainchompist truth @HaileyAdamsXXX @chainchompist lol I'm a dps scrub @NewGenderWhoDis Oh no :/ Klaus is my favorite too so far. Also: DO NOT look on the UA wiki to double check character names but HOO BOY there are spoilers in the first few sentences jesus christ. https://t.co/NJUBNZyHM2 Having a talking monkey is usually a sure-fire way for me to enjoy a show. Decided to give Umbrella Academy a try. Pretty sure I heard it was good? I liked the first episode so far! @HLatinx @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I hope so >////> LITERALLY YESTERDAY I found out how awesome this show was WTF @TheCrystalStorm @TenaciousRanch @medicatedboy eeeeeeee it'd be so fun to see you in person!!! 💕💕💕 @autogynamelia @MapleReam Good~ 😘 @medicatedboy @TheCrystalStorm Crystal doesn't live on our ranch. But you wanna ask @TenaciousRanch your questions you might find some answers lol @HaileyAdamsXXX omg I wish I could help! @TheCrystalStorm yes 😳 @RaeGun2k @nataliereed84 @weaponxtra @reallifecomics yeah kinda lol "@hmsnofun I like to follow cool people, and you're a cool person. I'm the worst at explaining why I like the people I do lol but that's the truth 💕" @mode_view Thank you! 💕 "Hey fellow WoW players: Vulpera armor is level 110, right? I'm at 101 atm" "@RaeGun2k @nataliereed84 @reallifecomics I couldn't afford banking it and I had a miscarriage nightmare post-surgery. I'm pretty sure I don't want kids, but brains are weird." "@vexwerewolf Ah yes, Nazis. Famously pro-free speech. Everyone was allowed to say whatever they wanted under them." Hell yeah I enjoyed it! I think if you're Transformers trash like me you'll like it to. I'm legitimately excited for Earthrise now! CHEKHOV'S OMEGA SUPREME HELL YEAH "I love that the new design of the Allspark means when they inevitably make one for the toys, not only will it be the shape of a d20, it'll be the exact same SIZE as one too lol" "BUMBLEBEE, ARCEE, COG, YOU ALL TURN INTO CARS, WHY DO YOU NEED AN ESCAPE VEHICLE???" @Kate_Bunni @reallifecomics @TheDJTC @CutieRonwon @Valghiota I guess it depends on the kind of hair you have @nataliereed84 @reallifecomics @RaeGun2k Took me closer to 6 months. HRT is magic 🥰 Of course now I really wish the Siege Soundblaster toy actually came with that symbol instead of the Decepticon one. "@reallifecomics @TheDJTC @CutieRonwon @Valghiota Laser hair removal is actually less painful than you think. They're like quick pinches. Electrolysis, though... you'll need numbing cream but with it it's totally fine." @reallifecomics @nataliereed84 @RaeGun2k I mean all those steps you've seem to have taken at a pretty average pace. I was initially talking about how patient you were to start HRT. I would've started it the day I figured out if I was trans if I could've. "I LOVE that Soundblaster is a literal clone of Soundwave, and I love that his voice is more animated. The Lore to Soundwave's Data. Amazing." Arcee just... showed up on a mission 80% of the way through the miniseries! ... Okay! @AstrodogeLaika @AfterShockB4Awe Commenting so the algorithm prioritizes your tweet 💕 Holy fuckin shit Autobot cops developed BRAIN DETONATION DEVICES *BEFORE* THE WAR Transformers said ACAB Look I know not every voice has to be a G1-soundalike but like... THAT'S the voice you picked for Ironhide? Really? "@PantherHollyAnn And those are my two favorite voices in the show! Talented guy, damn." "Given that we know the trilogy will end with Beast Wars-era characters, I think what they're trying to do here is tell the story of ALL of G1, and that ends with the end of Beast Machines, and an organic Cybertron. That's rad af" "Okay so, when it was raining one of my first thoughts was ""Oh maybe this'll be kinda like Beast Machines and imply that Cybertron's true nature is both robotic and organic?"" And now there's grass growing in the Alpha Trion Protocols..." OMG I LOVE THE VOICE OF ALPHA TRION HE'S PERFECT Impactor/Ratchet OTP thinkin about pretending to be a boy again just to get force femmed Oh shit Bumblebee got blasted with some Cityspeaker shit. No wonder its fucking with his head. @futanarchy tale as old as time "@Kaelyrhn It's like Seaspray, Broadside.... ... Tidal Wave...?" oooooh Megatron said Till All Are One! they're REALLY shaking things up :P I guess the rain might explain future bodies of water to support boat/submarine/etc characters. But TOO BE FAIR there are VERY few characters with aquatic alt modes outside of Beast Wars. Okay I know it's canonically rained on Cybertron in previous iterations but this still feels weird to me. Okay I'm starting to think that the animation team just couldn't manage having them convert too often. What converting there is is usually off-screen or zoomed out lol. Most of these characters haven't shown their alt modes at all! We're halfway through the miniseries! @MrsStephinMerit @Kate_Bunni Magnus explicitly mentions that Prime has the Matrix if I remember correctly. "Omg Shockwave stop with the electrocution torture! You're all robots, pull out Magnus' brain or something! Be more Shockwave about it!" @MrsStephinMerit Cybertronians can get old! Their voice modules can get worn out with age. They just tend to live for millions of years :P This is gonna sound weird but I like how... almost PASSIVE Megatron is? He sort of sits and waits for stuff to happen and so far it's working really well for him because the Autobots are so desperate lol Also kinda makes him feel like a badass. @OrionPax4217 Yeah I was thinking that might've been the case but it's been years since I watched. This show is VERY melodramatic but I live and breathe TF so it doesn't bother me lol. Could use more moments of brevity though. Okay it sounds like Ratchet was an engineer before he switched to only repairing/healing the injured once the war started. I like that backstory! Can't remember if there was a previous Ratchet that had that exact story? Ooooooh Caminus exists in this universe. I am always for the planet of the robot women with swords. I actually like the characters they have here. Maybe the plot can be more character-motivated? "We're now 3 for 3 on ""Autobots go somewhere to do a thing, get beaten by the Decpticons, retreat back to the Ark."" I get the idea is that they're barely hanging on and are close to losing the war, but the plot is feels very forced and stiff if that makes sense." They almost never transform which continues to be really weird and they only shoot their blasters when the enemy is far enough away that it's believable that they'd miss. Yet named characters ARE dying/getting gravely injured. But it's mostly rock-em sock-em robots lol @ThoughtSlime I just call it Borg King in my everyday life Transformers in the 80's: Animation studio is Sunbow ☀️🌈 Transformers in 2020: Animation studio is a euphemism for Cockbite :D I like how the theme has a very Steven Jablonsky-esque mood but with extra synth thrown in. It's new yet familiar. Impactor is a Decepticon with red eyes. I'm confused. "Over halfway through the second episode and I just realized there's been very little transforming (okay, CONVERTING) in this Transformers cartoon. I'm fine with it but like, it implies they WALKED to Iacon? Okay? They all have wheels?" I'll give the show this: I'm way more into this than I thought I'd be. Haven't cared about a TF show since Animated. "@OrionPax4217 Still has that classic breathy Warner-esque quality which I love. This is how you recast a character imo. Give him a new spin but work on making him sound like Shockwave. Hard balance to pull off, but amazing when done well." The music swells during epic moments and I just want MORE OF IT PLZ Love that techno stuff. Very Tron-feeling. "Okay yeah Shockwave's plan is a solid one. Get the Allspark, use it to reprogram the Autobots into Decepticons. Classic stuff. I'm on board." "Traditional ""trying to sound like David Warner"" for Shockwave (even the G1 VA was literally trying to sound like Sark from Tron), but it's like an octave higher? That's an interesting approach, I like this." "I like this interpretation of Megatron. Even though like most iterations they're weak on details of what the Decepticon cause actually is (so far, anyway), I can believe that Megatron thinks he's right. He doesn't just feel like a villain who knows he's a villain." THEY SAID BRAIN MODULE AGAIN STOP THAT I love the music but the show needs more of it @TheEpicDewback I dunno if a swap would be perfect. The guy doing Prime I don't think could voice either character well. "Ooooooh Red Alert sounds kinda like Jeffrey Combs (or rather, someone doing a Jeffrey Combs impression). That's a Prime reference, right? Combs was Ratchet in that? Anyway, good choice." I think whoever voices Ultra Magnus could've done a better Prime voice. "Elita-1: ""We can't our leader getting his brain module kicked in"" No nononono first rule of describing Cybertronian organs: NEVER say the human equivalent. Sounds clunky. Try ""central processor"" or something." Cybertronians carry their weight on their hips. I'm okay with this. "Me: Wow Elita-1 REALLY sways her hips while walking, oof Me 3 seconds later: Oh wait so does Prime. Okay." "@OrionPax4217 Chalk was my first Prime. Well, Primal :P He's my favorite too." Positively kissable. Massive DSL. Big reason I wanna keep watching. https://t.co/Sz2qpXNBdm @OrionPax4217 I'm rounding up when I say couple of decades :P "@totallyhealthie It very obviously wasn't, but for the first time in a long time it's someone trying to sound like Latta." "@nataliereed84 @RaeGun2k @reallifecomics lol I told my mom she could have 3 years of getting my name and pronouns wrong without me correcting her luckily time's up, but oof" "@EinsPossum I'd be more okay with the melodramatic feeling if we hadn't gone over this exact moment in Cybertronian history approximately 5,000 times in the last 20 years. Like it doesn't hit like it used to anymore." "Starscream: Has had many voices over the last couple decades, all similar in some ways but most trying different things Prime: Cullen Cullen Cullen Cullen Cullen Cullen Guy-Trying-And-Failing-To-Sound-Like-Cullen Mix it up like you kinda did for Megatron plz" He just sounds like a 19-year-old doing a Prime impression. Sounds very bad. "Okay unlike the guy trying to do a Latta voice for Starscream, I just wanna laugh at the guy doing a very poor Cullen impression for Prime. Ugh." "Honestly Jetfire should just have a Decepticon paint scheme. Eyes too. Maybe changing your alt mode/kibble isn't easy to do often, but paint apps should be easy and most of the characters are color coded anyway." "Wheeljack: Autobot, blue eyes Starscream: Decepticon, red eyes Megatron: Decepticon, red eyes Bumblebee: Hasn't chosen a side yes, blue eyes Jetfire: Decepticon, blue eyes, constantly arguing about executing Autobots I dunno maybe telegraph it a little less hard?" Muting this because I already got my first TERF comment. Don't need that bullshit in my life lol. "First few minutes impression of War for Cybertron Siege: Love the music, love whoever they got to voice Starscream." @AnaMardoll 💕💕💕 "I feel kinda silly because like, we've only been dating a few months and she was only here a few days. The heart wants what it wants I guess." Not having Hailey here is kinda taking a toll. It's just the reality of our situation right now. She's gonna move here asap but that's gonna take like a year at best. It's hard. I'm doing that depression thing where all I wanna do is play WoW I'm surprised I find time to dilate at all every day x.x @MapleReam but you!! >/////< @MapleReam OMG CUTE @CutieRonwon @reallifecomics Meanwhile immediately after hatching I was like https://t.co/kLmpiqw5VZ "@reallifecomics I rarely see freshly hatched eggs this willing to take things this slow, but I can vouch for the fact that this was true lol" @MaiaFranklyn @TheLastGherkin I think you mean Mayor McCheese @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg that's wonderful! 💕 @IzzyBunBop *smooch smooch smooch!* "@ClarkedKent That's very true, but I find anyone trying to argue that cis is a slur isn't going to buy that explanation." "@adrielxyz True, but I find that anyone trying to argue that cis is a slur isn't ready to listen to that kind of discussion anyway." @diomadcat @autogynamelia @A_MxPromiscuous I'm not watching it yet but since Nickelodeon owns TMNT that's a good starting point to finding where to watch it @KelcyWinter That was another big part of my decision lol @Sparx_x_x OMG TEGAN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH @Kayleestruth @NewGenderWhoDis No other business is required to have the money set aside for employees that aren't even born yet. It's an intentionally ridiculous standard to hold them to. "@NewGenderWhoDis It made a profit until the GOP required they have 75 years worth of pensions saved up. I hear that factoid repeated a lot, but I think it should be repeated every time this subject is brought up. It was intentional sabotage." I dunno Google's not exactly a benevolent company but I find myself existing in their ecosystem far more often than in Apple's these days. For the first time I decided to redeem a digital code from a Blu-ray (the complete Game of Thrones series) on Google Play instead of iTunes. I'm gonna eventually rip the Blu-rays into my own files so I'm good either way but I feel like Google Play might be the smarter choice. @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you hon. Sorry it had to come to this 💕 @elysianechoes omg wtf "(I mean like I don't MIND being called trans, just no one cleared the word with me because of course they didn't, that's never how language works)" "And to be clear, nobody on either side agreed to these words, but because it's never a discussion about what word cis people would prefer, we know they're not arguing in good faith." "If we didn't have that word they'd be making sightly less quippy arguments about how all trans people hate non-trans people or whatever. Same basic anger, but because it's a word they didn't agree to, they think they have a scapegoat." "The most they might've heard is like on social media where one trans person says to another something like ""Well that person's cis, so you know,"" But they would be just as outraged if they said ""That person is not trans"" Because it's a single word they think it makes it a slur." "I don't believe that any cis person has actually heard cis used as a slur against them. A lot of us trans people are justifiably distrustful of cis people, but we rarely share that with them. They're just offended they're not the default anymore. They think that makes it a slur" @ErinInTheMorn I knew in the early 00's. I had to wait 11 years to transition because I thought dysphoria was a requirement and that I didn't have it :/ @caraesten THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL @Katabassist I wanna smooch you! @SweetBeansComix It's not just you! @PrissyOrcGF we all do 🥺 @TransgurlTSB @HaileyAdamsXXX awwww heck 😳💕 "@JenApparently I find the BEST time to sell a 3rd party figure is right before the Hasbro one is released, ideally overpriced to hell." @HaileyAdamsXXX @ArtifexH 😳💕💕💕🥰 "@HaileyAdamsXXX It really makes me feel a specific kind of peaceful when I'm reassured that I'm autistic, thank you Daddy 😭💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳💕 @Gingerhazing You do that too huh My mom: Instantly shut me down when I suggested I might be autistic because she works with autistic kids and claims to know them when she sees them Me: Several of my relationships with my GFs involve bonding over our shared autism @caraesten aaaaa I love game boy camera!!! @NLRG_ @VirologyCami your pfp has hair ears @lisaquestions ONE EIGHT HUNDRED C-A-L-L-A-T-T IT'S FREE FOR YOU AND CHEAP FOR THEM @TheEpicDewback @TAHK0 You too? But it's depressing that so many people in power think these protests are just random acts of vandalism. That tells me that none of them think we have any actual goals or desires. Which like... are they fucking paying attention or nah Monuments to a person: Tricky to pull off well. People are fallible. Monuments make them seem superhuman. Certainly avoid doing it for white people at least I would say. Monuments of animals: Perfectly fine and good and cool "Love the new statue, but it annoys me that someone clearly thought ""They're just attacking random statues! They might tear down the elk!"" It's like, nah, animals are fine? I'd argue if we have to build monuments, non-human ones are probably best." @SweetBeansComix You look so hecking cute in that outfit omg! 💕 "@A_MxPromiscuous Nah, it's just female Casey Jones. April is her own character, but she's Black now which rocks pretty hard." "My main 80's franchise special interest is Transformers, but my FIRST once back when I was a lil baby salamander was TMNT. I think the main reason I don't collect the toys as often anymore is because they aren't as cool-looking as the original toys. But that's about to change... https://t.co/e5coAJEVQL" "Back in the 00's it almost felt like I could collect every iteration of the Turtles which... yeah don't do that, that quickly became a fool's errand. These Figuarts turtles are the only classic turtles I ever need again thank you. https://t.co/5jRhjgpLAm" "It's good character design and as a toy collector, buying the same turtle four times but with a slight paint app difference gets tiring." "I also really, really love the idea of making the four turtles physically different. I think there's been other media that played with this idea a bit but never to this degree. It's a good idea that should be continued going forward." "I love that they kinda updated the classic theme, I love that April is helping in the fight (with possible ghost assistance, but it counts!), I love what Mikey's nunchucks are doing, this rocks so hard." "What is the BUDGET on this show??? Does every episode have action this buttery smooth or is this like a once-a-season special? This puts Gendy Tartakovsky stuff to shame, jesus" "@katemaclel @SpaceMonkey_X Curses, I came out on August 31st, 2016 :P" @ZJemptv Yeah it's part of how they find the Rex. They work out the first thing he'd want is lots of water so they look for nearby pools. It's been years since I saw it tho. @VirologyCami extremely on brand omg @alyxaras I'm in this tweet and I don't like it lol @shaedygirl YUP @BoringNerdyKate It's true and you should say it! @HaileyAdamsXXX HELL yeah! @SixoTF Those sound effects are so satisfyingly 90's @transkittykiss @miss_nikola Burn the patriarchy! 😼💕 @VirologyCami I think the pointed ears would really suit her @HaileyAdamsXXX SAME @succupony We have the word shat over here too lol @NikatinePrime The only reason that would be upsetting is if trans women were somehow... not ENTIRELY women... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm https://t.co/aQslyvZBol lol I just noticed I said it was complicated before immediately saying it's not complicated I guess it depends on your point of view. It can be simplified if cis people are willing to listen and are honestly trying to learn. "@popeguilty The only winning move is not to play. Educating people with the facts is necessary, but trying to play the quip game will never work." "Oh, I guess there is one other reason to link sex with genitals, chromosomes, hormones, etc: To deny the rights of trans people. Which is why, yeah, basically sex isn't real. You cis people don't get to use that against us. It doesn't work that way. Never did." "So just... talk about genitals. Or chromosomes, or hormones. Whatever. No need to mention sex. You're linking these concepts to sex when there's no real reason to, other than shorthands that don't serve us anymore as a society (never did, really)." "It's honestly not that complicated, but it just requires a primer almost every time you're talking about it. Shortest version I can manage is: Any time you think you HAVE to talk about sex, you're probably actually talking about something else. Genitals, chromosomes, etc." "It all comes down to the fact that right wing beliefs are quippy, short sentences that are fun to repeat (""Global warming? What's all this snow, then?""). But the reality is always more nuanced and complicated, and rarely fits into a single tweet." "It's all a performative shell game. They say ""sex is real!"" & then we either have to argue with the position 99% of other cis people THINK is being said, or try to skip the bullshit, argue with the ACTUAL argument being made, & sound completely irrational https://t.co/Ti0NCZEcyQ" "I feel bad for saying recently in response to the JKR stuff that ""none of us are saying sex isn't real."" Because like, the way cis people use it against us? That unscientific version of sex is in fact, not real." "@liddytronic YUP. And the minute we let them have that second line they'll use the first line in a flash (ie, conflating gender with sex all the goddamn time when they think we won't notice)" "@liddytronic (And this doesn't mean I'm advocating for ""male trans women"" type language even in an ideal universe. I'm mainly thinking about how this doesn't neatly map onto a lot of nonbinary people's experiences)" "@liddytronic There might be a point in separating them if the majority of cis people saw us as our actual genders. Maybe. But that's clearly not the world we're living in, so yeah, no point." "I think that separating sex from gender might have some valid applications. It's hard to say for sure, but I at least understand the well-meaning intent. But the fact is it's only being used as a wedge issue against us. Its image and utility cannot be rehabilitated at this point" "That's the biggest tragedy about all of this. It's not that cishet people took the sex/gender separation from us. Not really. They pretend to use that model to then just make ""male/female"" the new ""man/woman"" and all that that entails." "Actually, reflecting on this, cis people STILL won't do this, because their ""well, actually"" weaseling out of calling trans women female and trans men male means that they don't seen a trans woman and think, ""That woman is male,"" they think, ""That's a man"" https://t.co/iRwXnnxcxy" "(I mean like, don't just randomly ask nonbinary people what their sex is unprompted. I'm saying it's up to individual nonbinary people to describe themselves, but in general, especially if you're cis, I'd say you should assume it's none of your business)" "Trans women are female. Trans men are male. Nonbinary is a HUGE umbrella term and as such, ask a nonbinary person what their sex is. It varies for a lot of us." Sex sounds scientific because we use it to describe animals (unlike gender) and because queers have worked hard to change how gender is seen by the wider public. Sex is not more scientific when you use it to deny science by denying trans people our sex/genders. "I dunno if maybe it was transmedicalists who initially thought of separating sex and gender? It's tempting to think it might've been. But assuming it wasn't, this was us trying to use kid gloves with cis people about gender and they've weaponized it. Fucking sucks." 50 years ago no cis person would ever stop to wonder if a woman was female or a man was male. But for so many of them the only way they can deal with the existence of trans people is to make us lesser versions of the perceived gender binary they once knew. "Before the cishets stole the idea of separating sex from gender from us, sex and gender were assumed to be if not one in the same, at the very least deeply linked. It's deeply fucked up to use this way of thinking about sex & gender against us." @ZJemptv Every word of this piece is just so dehumanizing on every level. It's hard to fully describe but it's so nakedly cruel. "@ZJemptv These are the words of a heartless, cruel, evil cunt. Jesus." @Tricliniangry No idea but it all looks really cool "@ZJemptv My vaginoplasty surgeon, when doing that thing where she announces who they're working on today and what procedure they're performing (RIGHT before I conked out) called it gender confirmation surgery. Maybe tomato/tomahto, but this weirdo is just so wrong about even tiny shit." @ZJemptv I discovered my sexuality by meeting people through the internet. The fuck is this boomer on about. "Man, the first week of August kinda rocks for silly holidays. Digimon Day, Girlfriend Day, Megatron Day... it's all my favorite days!" "@Jinarrav2 I think I mixed up the names of stuff, nevermind lol" I guess I just kinda got whiplash from waiting too long to watch the last series and then suddenly they reboot it again. But honestly this isn't that much different than what Transformers does and this iteration's animation looks way better imo I should probably stop sleeping on the new TMNT huh @AyrenTheWolf Oh gosh congrats you two! 💕💕💕 Mistress is gonna be busy out of town all day today and I'm gonna miss her so much 😭😭😭 @StebMcDreb h*ck >/////< @ConfusedSwitch gosh~ 🥵 @notCursedE Oh gosh I didn't even notice o.o Thanks for following back! 💕 "@RanatokiParalax That specific herb it uses that tastes like Italian sausage which I also hate? Makes me gag, seriously." @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX I honestly don't know what either of you are talking about lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch YES WE MUST "@somedumbbinch Awww that'd be sweet, sis! 💕" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I'll eat all your pineapple, babe~" "@CaseyExplosion Jim ""Quoted in the Dictionary"" Fucking Sterling, Son" @somedumbbinch HUGE SAME @mode_view Black liquorice (I enjoy all of these except black liquorice) That's actually three horsemen plus some cookies the person who made this had some weird beef with because they have terrible taste @alyxaras Don't we all? @somedumbbinch There's also so many piercings I want. Lots to catch up on lol @AllieStray @mode_view Awwww love you too! 😘 @somedumbbinch I don't have any yet but I wanna be covered in them so badly 😭 @SomeBWord Hell yeah congrats! 💕 @mode_view Well I've talked about the womb tattoo I wanna get. I'm open to other horny ideas @OzmaRacc omw @Katabassist Been a dream of mine for a while "I just think it'd be really, really hot to get horny tattoos that most folks would assume I'll regret with a cutie 🤷‍♀️" "William Sh*tner likely searches for people saying his name to harass them, and the fun bonus to censoring his name is it makes it look like Shitner :D" "@Nymphomachy Yeah but like, he said almost nothing BUT ""ignore her."" Maybe if he had something to actually say other than just showing your name to his followers someone might be slightly more inclined to believe he was trying to keep harassers away." @Nymphomachy Sh*tner: *QTs to his 2.5 million followers* Ignore her! @Uber_Anne I'd kill for that level of line control HECK @mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX @Lilfelicity1 https://t.co/tDFghRwQNB @SnortingEstrace Moves are always the worst for losing stuff :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 yesss omg @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh maybe Hailey and I should film something next time we meet up if this is so popular~ @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 @HaileyAdamsXXX (OH yes) @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 and i'm not there to clean you up smdh D:< @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 goshhhhhh that's hot omg >///////< @HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 gosh~ 💕💕💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX @mode_view @Lilfelicity1 wow what an exhibitionist slut you are, Daddy~" @abdlstella @nyaaABDL 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX *giggles* >:3 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Yes, Daddy~? 🥰" @mode_view I learned what a record player was watching Looney Tunes. Old tech is more well known than old people give it credit for. "If I recall correctly it's going for a more timeless feel, but Burton's a boomer, so," Part of the reason it was my least favorite early Burton film was because of how painfully 60's it felt to me. I would argue that Edward Scissorhands was very nearly a period piece on release day. I mean it's already a movie that looks like it takes place in the 60's? @abdlstella @nyaaABDL nuh-uh im big girl Reconnected with a trans friend from early in my transition! It was so good to hear from them again 🥰 tfw you get to call your gf daddy 😍💕 @cryptid_punk So gosh darn cute 💕 @rabb1teatsmeat YES "@notwaving Yeah, I call it rent but it's my contribution to the ranch's expenses." @nyaaABDL @abdlstella omg such a cute bab! we really gotta be babs together sometime! 💕 @PrissyOrcGF @DieselbrainArt OMG NICE @PrissyOrcGF GODDESS 😍💦💕 @stackedbimbo *hugs* :/ 💕 @SarahDemoness WHAAAAAAT WHERE DID YOU GET THIS CHAIR? :O @DoesJuno NICE OMG in just over 2 hours I got the money I needed! Thank you all so much!!! 💕💕💕 @LittleLambJenny 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @weaponxtra OOF :/ @GonzoLink Thank you!!! 💕 ALWAYS gotta pick the cage~ Thimble is the only choice @redminer88 Thank you so much!!! 💕 UPDATE: For those of you outside the US (I guess Cash App doesn't work there?) I'm willing to share my Paypal address in DMs (but not publicly as it contains my deadname). Comment if you'd prefer Paypal and I'll DM you it 💕 @balis_nicky Nope lol "@HaileyAdamsXXX I was like, ""OMG girlfriend's pretty eyes!"" then Twitter reloaded the TL and I had to scramble to find this again lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Handsome either way!!! "@RBradndenburg In IDW, there are female Cybertronians. As I understand it, they all moved to an off-world colony and were eventually forgotten about before returning. This was a soft retcon to fix the initial lore than said there are no female Cybertronians. The boys merely THOUGHT that." "@Ally_Snow_ Jackalope, but still bunny :3" @Canageek DM'd @LittleLambJenny hhhhh this is too hot nnnghhh >/////< 💕💕💕 @LittleLambJenny hhhhfgh i... wanna be eaten... >////< @LittleLambJenny hhghghhhhhhh *whines* >//////< @Lilfelicity1 Thank you so much 💕💕💕 @diomadcat Hell yes! "@ArtemisInque Cybertronians are, first and foremost, mimics, and that often leads to being kinda cultural sponges that take on attributes of other alien worlds. It's really quite cool 🥰" "@QueenStodge True! That'd be my first choice. I was just trying to be realistic, though we have a Rung figure now so who knows! One can hope! I want Lug too :3" "Anode is literally T4T (transformer 4 transformer) ... (also trans 4 trans, her spouse is also trans)" 3rd 👏 party 👏 Anode 👏 figure 👏 when https://t.co/MjihdooqBx "There are several trans Transformers characters, and many helicopters, but none that are both to my knowledge lol" (hopefully my record of never needing to ask for help with this in the past will help >.>) (kinda embarrassed I have too ask at all <.<) "Hey y'all, I need a bit of help making rent this month, due on the 19th. My Cash App name is $TransSalamander Whatever you can give will help immensely 💕 Retweets are appreciated!" @HaileyAdamsXXX oohhhhh goshhhhh >////< "@HaileyAdamsXXX gosh, babe~ 😘💕💦" I try to spend as much as I can every month to support my SW friends but I just need a breather for this month x.x If any friends notice I needed to cancel my OnlyFans renewal: This month's gonna be a tight for me and I really need to start these subs all on the same day so they don't keep surprising me. Gonna re-sub in September. Sorry x.x @HaileyAdamsXXX Awwww! @HaileyAdamsXXX I LITERALLY SHIVERED >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX just watching me getting eaten while getting off~ 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX I admit it's VERY hot that you're watching~ 😘 "@blaze_casual It's a VERY cute idea, true! :3" @blaze_casual oh nooooo not you too~ >//////< @StebMcDreb ngnfnhh y-yessss >////< It's kinda cute that on #VoreDay I've had THREE different cuties talk about wanting to eat me >//////< Is it because bunnies are tasty? >.> @StebMcDreb dnsjgfsgfdghgd >//////< "@StebMcDreb I'm no pred, but I'll choke on your dick like a champ~ 😘" @HaileyAdamsXXX Binx is special baby boy! Can't wait for you to see them all again sweetheart 💕💕💕 @DialMforMara https://t.co/ePupW7NjfS @pocketkitsune *squirms and moans softly* meanie >/////< "@Zygoatsalami It's not an Unraveled episode, but yes. Top 50 games of the decade in 7 words or less." @pocketkitsune >////////< 😳🥺🥵💦💕 @pocketkitsune *squeaks and squirms!* @Zygoatsalami Oh I've seen them all I just feel like watching them again lol @pocketkitsune hfdgdhfdf p-plz >/////< 💦 welp now i'm falling down an unraveled hole lol I should've watched this video back when it first released this is hilarious https://t.co/pFZZJPaXfb @MaxyAmalyna Hopefully feeling less down now :/ @Sparx_x_x will you be canceled by the itty bitty titty committee Transphobia is brain worms. "I would actually love to get him in a room, one on one, to at least try to get through to him. I know he has a lot of problematic views, but the shit he's saying can be shot down with basic, single sentences. How do you feel about being called heterosexual, Bill?" He's so CLEARLY wrong and needs someone he trusts to explain this basic shit to him because he's only going to stay defensive when it's randos on Twitter. And he'll never once reflect on the fact that he was screaming at queer people that they're wrong all day. @RBradndenburg the boomer one "(I try not to share bigoted shit on my TL but the honest truth is I can't not comment on such a wrong and massively revealing comment, especially given by a celebrity whose work my friends and I still admire and talk about. Screenshotting to hopefully help a bit)" "As for LGB teens who are kicked out, I didn't figure out I was trans (AND gay) until long after I moved out from my parents. My mom has been mostly accepting. But given that I exclusively date trans women, if my parents were massive bigots, would I be a G or a T in your eyes?" "The logical terminus of this statement is that all infants are cis until someone transes them. I don't know if he CONSCIOUSLY thinks that, but that's clearly the base assumption that he's building every other belief on top of." "You're the one who's presuming that these are examples of cisgender people, Bill. And that's the root issue here. You assume cis is the default, which is why you're offended at the idea that it needs a name beyond ""normal."" https://t.co/42e23ThzUI" "The meltdown Captain Kirk is having over being called cis is uh, something else" @LorelaiMerri duckroll... https://t.co/bTSWUTcXy1 "@scattermoon @ArmlessKittyfox It's all the spoons of an in-person interaction, without even the convenience of body language. Hard mode interacting. And people act like it's the easiest for some reason I don't understand." @QueenStodge At this point I'm resigned to having a WfC shelf and an MP shelf so no character has a definitive version for me anymore lol @QueenStodge Honestly if he's half as fun as MP Bee I'm pumped. (I have yet to open Cliff because I'm waiting on setting up more shelves lol) "who the fuck is scraeming ""YOU HAVE A PVP SLOT AVAILABLE"" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never play pvp" Gonna share this again because we're both so FUCKING adorable 💕 @ozmthole @mode_view I'm at 92 tho and I want my fox armor D: "@mode_view Legion I'm slightly more okay with personally, though I couldn't tell you why" I'm incredibly okay with the IDEA of WoD. It's just boring to return to now. I think the new leveling system will make some expansions skippable?? If I remember correctly? So that's something at least. luckily I did the burning out like 6 months ago so i have lots of double exp lol fun fact it's impossible to not burn out leveling an alt once you hit warlords of draenor @miss_nikola Omg cute!!! @mode_view I started my Enh Shammy in Wrath too omg! Takes me back lol @IcyWitch35 Well luckily gender swapping will be free in Shadowlands! @mode_view My main is an Enh Shammy so it's what I'm most used to. But honestly any class but Rogue I can usually get into. @daggertrout @tainkirrahe I would watch so many hours and hours of those two interacting. It gives me life. I used my 120 character boost I got from pre-ordering Shadowlands on my Rogue specifically because WoW is the only game where I don't enjoy playing Rogues lol @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX I legit giggled reading this. You're the best 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX Well you remembered the one word I always forget so you're doing better than at least one plural system lol listen I've always been a b1mbo "I first heard the term NSFW was on Fark when I was like, 14 I think? So like 2001? And this was before I had a job so I thought it meant like, ""not safe for workin' it"" and was always confused when most of the time it was pretty hot and very much safe for workin' it" "@Azure_Husky That's really fucking sweet of you, thank you 💕💕💕" "@tainkirrahe Ah yes, Voyager, aka the Tuvok, Neelix, Doctor & friends show" "@MaiaFranklyn I mean, I bet your tits are really cute, so," @Random_Factor I liked hearing Never Gonna Give You Up back in my day stick bug was called rickrolling @zenocoyote I'm sorry :/ @LackingSaint come on and SLAM @TimonicWulfgar A splitting headache @zenocoyote I get those days sometimes. It's part of how I know I'm an agender woman. @TheEpicDewback https://t.co/LJGVGvPdcd "@TheEpicDewback No, Crazy Bones were collectables that you rolled like dice" @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde CUTE @TheEpicDewback I think 2001 @TheEpicDewback Did you ever get any of the McDonald's Crazy Bones Halloween toys? I was obsessed with collecting those! @TheEpicDewback No I'm not saying it's a bad thing! Happy Meal toys were at their peak! @futanarchy goshhhhhh yes 😍 @ExistentialEnso @PixelsRed Omg you cracked the code I never roll joints so I was stumped lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @acvalens 😍😍😍 Even if weed puts me in an early grave: - I dunno that I want to live for a super long time in hell world - At least I'll be high and happy as I die That's more than most will get. @TheEpicDewback This was riding the popularity of Teenie Beanie Babies and it shows honestly "Like I'll be honest it doesn't make me feel good to just dismiss this finding. It feels kinda scummy to be like ""This is my drug of choice, fuck off!"" But if there was ever a year that needed weed, it's 2020. And things might get worse. I dunno what else to say 🤷‍♀️" @TheEpicDewback Yeah right after I tweeted that reply I second guessed. Poochie didn't exist in '96 is all I was mainly getting at "Neither is capitalism, but at least the weed makes the capitalism somewhat bearable." @TheEpicDewback That's from either '97 or '98 oh the gnashing of teeth in the comments gives me LIFE https://t.co/WEwWiRPGtU @acvalens My worry is they'll phase out selling Blu-rays at all. Otherwise why the fuck would anyone do anything but buy it on a disk? @TheEpicDewback OMG NICE @NLRG_ I must admit I didn't notice that >.> @Chopin_42 @HaileyAdamsXXX We're so fucking in love with each other gosh 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh cool! @HaileyAdamsXXX The clock I'm kinda getting a Final Fantasy vibe from but that's all I got 🤷‍♀️ "@HaileyAdamsXXX Yep, I saw in another comment! :3" @MelanieMoore It's a 4ch*n psyop @VirologyCami Working on it! "Luckily for us, Teespring hardly holds a monopoly. Take your business elsewhere and encourage others to do the same." "At BEST, you're ignorant clowns convinced that there's no way fascism could be on the rise again. The most dangerous kind of Liberal. At worst, you're fascist sympathizers." "@Kate_Bunni @BonnieMakes I mean they're puppies, so that means lots of poop and pee..." Think antifa are the actual dangerous criminals who aren't actually going after fascists? List who you're worried that they're attacking. Now. Your hesitation speaks volumes and is extremely damning. Cowards and liars are the only ones who act like antifa can't be understood easily and/or are actually the evil ones. """What's the intent behind anti-fascism?"" - the very smart people at Teespring" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I can't figure out the clock, but most of them have titles on the poster. The map is of Alola!" @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg baaaaaabe we have such similar nerd interests! @Katabassist https://t.co/rzLYIrAnMG @Notactuallysmol *huffs* D:< @Notactuallysmol Very true 🥰 "@LeafTilde as a fellow hot goblin fan, I know this pain all too well" @ArtifexH @HaileyAdamsXXX 😘😘😘 @LeafTilde might be worth it for hot goblin many things are @LeafTilde but what if they post more hot goblin "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX note the initial tweet says ""non-mutual""" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I didn't get this way on purpose! But yeah I miss so many loved ones with this much, hence me trying to cut down 😭" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I have a lot of thirst follows In my defense, I am very gay" @AngryNerdBird Nope! @Azure_Husky I know I couldn't have been the first person to think of that lol @mode_view nope "yes and the previous version of my nsfw account, BC, means before cunt https://t.co/kCKlK561LM" https://t.co/G8GQstprWo Just deleted all evidence of my girldick from my AD account Feels good @NewGenderWhoDis Probably a red flag? "@sdwaco hey @NLRG_, you heard the sign" "@ZJemptv Presumably as an agender woman instead of jumping ship I must have like, one leg in the ship and the other in a lifeboat" @Icarus_Avery @ArtyMaus I've never read the jackalope page on Wikipedia before! This stuff is fascinating!! "@Icarus_Avery @ArtyMaus 1. They might not be? I guess I just assumed but the point is they have antlers, and that's traditionally considered a boy thing w/ animals that exist 2. Do you know how many dragon sonas there are? :P 3. I am many things" The dream would be closer to 1k but I think I'm mutuals with too many people. I can't break a mutual... "I just spent so long moving nearly 200 non-mutual NSFW follows to my AD account and I'm still following 1,800 people RIP 😭😭😭" "@TragicallyKip @MrPokirby I'm a nonbinary woman actually, and I addressed this later in the thread. https://t.co/WBKjUw7isU" @ArtyMaus I looooove trans fursonas that keep their sexual dimorphic traits!! It's why I'm a jackalope 🥰 @futanarchy Awwww what a good girl!!! @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX yessss you'll have to share more often! I can share your musk too! 😍 "I mean yes, there are ways to whiff ASPECTS of my musk, but I'll never be able to bury my face in my own puss, you know? https://t.co/FF45Oz7Hm0" "After so many compliments from Hailey about how good my pussy smelled, for the first time I both realized I'll never be able to smell it myself and was suddenly kinda bummed about that lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX godddd that's the dream 😍 help I'm trapped on my AD account on desktop https://t.co/hjTeGf1fDG I think y'all should read this thread from Hailey about the many ways the Deaf community is abused by hearing people. https://t.co/Kdi6o8iFTu @HaileyAdamsXXX holy shit "Transition goals, honestly (yes including the ears)" @HaileyAdamsXXX It's fucking horrific. @Azure_Husky LOVE THIS @futanarchy gosh yes plz 🌀👀 @futanarchy That's awesome!!! Sounds lovely 🥰 @KrakenNotBird EXACTLY 💕 @KrakenNotBird Yeah the issue is nonbinary is an umbrella term that's way bigger than male and female combined. It's something that's hard to describe in a single tweet. @KrakenNotBird I'm nonbinary and consider myself female lol. But I understand where you're coming from. @ArtemisInque Big same! "@ArtemisInque Yeah it's really fucked up! Like it's one thing to try to help a kid be able to communicate with people who don't know ASL, but to disallow ASL entirely is just ghoulish to me." @StopTweetingMia Hell yeah! "Any time a school disallows the use of a specific language, that should be a HUGE red flag. It's fashy as fuck. This would be incredibly unsettling even without the pandemic." "Yeah there's that whole thing where fellow trans people are going to understand me on a deeper level than a cis person ever could, but also? Trans people are just hotter 🤷‍♀️" Me when I started transitioning: Oh no what if no cis girls find me attractive D: Me four years in: I'm strictly T4T and it's A-MAZING 🥰💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Hopefully you get your balls removed soon :/ @StebMcDreb i made this for some reason https://t.co/Q5bhVXWiSh @messiarchy I was fucked yesterday! >:P @RanatokiParalax Conditioner is SO GOOD @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA oh gosh yes plz!!!!! 💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you so, so much sweetheart! 💕💕💕" Which honestly gives me a lot more energy to take care of it? I'm already brushing it more often to keep the new part in place. It's kinda exciting! "I've tried to take very good care of my hair since starting transition, but the fact is the entire structure of my hair style was just a grown out guy's haircut I got in spring of 2016. Not until Hailey gave me this side shave have I tried anything drastically different." "@hmsnofun Absolutely. Which is another reason I think we should fight to make The Matrix's reputation extremely queer. Then maybe conservatives can just stop watching it, talking about it, or co-opting imagery from it." "to be clear I don't think anyone should be going to a barber, and they probably shouldn't for like another year at least! it's another one of those ways the world feels so weird right now" sooooo many cis male youtubers are practically growing mullets right now and it's just... interesting times we're living in lol "@vexwerewolf I've seen it argued very convincingly that the first movie doesn't dispute the right wing reading, and that the sequels could be seen as a dismissal of that reading but I'm not willing to argue this point given that I'd prefer if you were right anyway." Any piece of media is usually not just one thing. There's no one reading that is more right than all the others. But often media can have a sort of first and lasting impression that overpowers the others. I'd personally rather The Matrix be remembered as queer media first. "I think that argument has a lot of merit. But I also strongly feel that we as a society get to decide how certain media is viewed. It's not always logical or fair, but it's something we have control over and should exercise that control whenever we can." "I saw a take yesterday that was arguing that we shouldn't just jump to ""The Matrix is a trans allegory"" because that wasn't EXACTLY what Lana Wachowski said, the movie DOES have a lot of stereotypical action movie tropes, and the text doesn't NOT support a right wing read." @PrissyOrcGF @penelope_zone dfhgdfhdhfhdf @mode_view It's a wonderful thing when one has the right parts! @PrissyOrcGF y-yes plz 😳 This feels especially needed when using Twitter on desktop when it takes approximately 5 million years to actually select and click on an emoji @PixelsRed That could work too! "Because yes, you can just stop typing while they're typing, but: - Sometimes I really want to reply to THIS before I say anything about THAT - Sometimes I hunt and peck while typing - The ""..."" typing indicator is sometimes broken/doesn't display" "Chat programs should give you the option to move your reply to a position in the chat that happened within, say, a minute of you sending it. So then you can indicate, ""While you were typing I intended this to be a reply to that, now lemme reply to what you just said""" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳💕💕💕 "There are lawmakers that have already drafted up transphobic legislation that tries to phrase things like ""only females should be allowed to participate in women's sports"" And every time I see that shit I'm like, ""I'm female. Wtf are they talking about.""" "@BrieSodaGirl @tamazonx It's perfectly alright, no need to apologize 💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX I think next time you visit you could probably get me to cum from it >/////> @BrieSodaGirl @tamazonx I don't feel comfortable doing that I'm sorry @EntityofJustice CUTE "Basically, we shouldn't let cis people move the goalposts like this. They think they get to redefine these words to exclude us based solely on a misinformed understanding of sex, but that's not how any of this actually works." "And yes, saying ""trans women are female, trans men are male"" can really only leave nonbinary people like myself with an awkwardly-worded addition of, for example, ""nonbinary people are the sex they say they are."" That's already an issue with these phrases, however." "Sex is just as imaginary as gender when you use sex to obfuscate what you're really talking about (eg, you're talking about uteruses, so just say that). ""Sex"" to cis ppl is just ""What gender used to mean before I realized trans people exist and wanted to stop thinking about them""" "That's honestly what we mean when we say the current version of that statement anyway. Woman is synonymous with female, same for man/male. When we say that you should treat trans people as their genders, that doesn't include the option to define us out of those categories." "I think given cis people's instance on using terms like sex, male, and female specifically to argue against equal rights for trans people, the thing we should be saying is ""trans women are female"" and ""trans men are male.""" "@addamschloe Hell yeah! Having a vag rocks so hard, I'm excited for you!" @NeurologNyx tweet of the year 2020 @QueenStodge It's REALLY nice 🥰 @TrexPushups Rubbing one's clit with a good vibrating toy is *incredibly* fun :3 "Oh and probably my favorite thing I learned about my vag while Hailey visited? I'm certain I could cum just from penetration. We weren't able to get super close to me cumming from it, but I could FEEL that particular engine revving. This vag is a dream come true 🥰" "@tamazonx I don't feel comfortable going into detail, but even just assuming you're talking about the same thing made me feel a bit better, so thank you for sharing 💕" @TrexPushups That's a much better estimate! "But like I said it still felt good! And while she couldn't go super deep all the time, the times she could manage that felt amazing. The experience was a LOT of gender euphoria which was pretty overwhelming at times I highly recommend having a vagina if that's something you want" "They'll tell you it's safe to have sex 3 months after surgery, and while that might be true, that doesn't necessarily mean it'll feel comfortable to have sex that soon. My own experience (so far) and the anecdotes I've gotten from others indicates it takes about a year." "It was a number of small issues that kept it from being ideal. Some remaining internal swelling is probably present, and the mild complication I had still has a small strip of skin that needs to finish healing that caused mild stinging." "I tried PIV sex with Hailey while she visited, and while it did feel really good, I think much like many post-op girls before me, it's going to feel way better once it's been a year since surgery (only been a bit over 8 months atm)." Takkun resting on Napstablook 🥰 https://t.co/nyTN82TZlA @HaileyAdamsXXX omg baaaaaabe 😍😍😍 "@StebMcDreb (Though I guess Spyro was the opposite, rather, lol)" "@StebMcDreb I mean, you could make a game that did that, but it would need to be programmed that way. If I recall correctly that's how the original Spyro was programmed so that it didn't need fog for distant models." @theogrin That would be a fantastic addition and one that I don't think will ever exist given how shittily Twitter is run lol "(Though it is worth noting that some of this might stem from the fact that Twitter doesn't [and honestly probably shouldn't] have an edit button. If it were possible to add ""EDIT: I no longer stand by this"" that would probably be a good middle ground solution)" "Even hotter take: People who think that deleting one's bad tweets is a bad thing probably don't believe in restorative justice and are mostly just annoyed that they can't have a public, unchanging record of someone being objectively ""bad"" and therefore can never be ""good.""" "It's not like leaving bad tweets to stay up forever is preferable, is it?" "Hot take but in general someone deleting their bad tweets is not a bad thing. Yeah maybe they're trying to cover shit up, but usually when I delete stuff it's because I was shown that what I said wasn't great and I now understand that I was wrong. I assume others do the same." "Maybe this is just a thing where if someone really wants to dig up long-since deleted tweets to try to smear my name, me saying ""I no longer stand by those statements, hence me deleting them"" should just be enough, you know?" "If you don't know what I'm talking about, good, please keep it that way." "Can't subtweet a future subtweet, that's silly, Kat" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna say ""Omg please do that"" but I'd have to be admit it would be for thirst reasons 👀" @ThoughtSlime Huge agree @AyrenTheWolf Gorgeous glowup! 💕💕💕 @HouseOfGunn I don't think you need to trick anyone either 💕 @StopTweetingMia Good morning! 🥰 "@StopTweetingMia RIGHT??? Like, I don't know for a FACT she's seen my tweets, but I think the odds are pretty high that she has! She could totally follow me! Same goes for you too!" @HouseOfGunn Oh I don't trick folks into following me. I'm just trying my hardest to be myself and eventually people notice me. It's worked so far! "It's this awkward balancing act of like, do I message them and say ""OMG I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK""? Will that make their day or make them think ""Ah. So this is gonna be one of those parasocial relationships rather than a normal one. Gotcha.""" Soon Chelsea Manning and Nat Puff will follow me back and I'll reach Trans Twitter enlightenment Every time someone I admire follows me back it's a fight not to screenshot it and freak out like the pathetic fangirl I am so I often have to make tweets like this just to manage that nervous energy but I am VIBRATING with excitement rn :333 "Btw this is distinct from dysphoria. Sometimes I don't mind my facial hair. Comes with the territory of being nonbinary. What I'm talking about here is literally, consciously thinking ""Okay but what might a transphobe looking to make me miserable say about this?""" "I try to block most transphobes, & I'm at the point where I almost never hear from them again, regardless this ""consult the hypothetical transphobes in your head"" method comes from a place of protection But the reality is no matter what I do transphobes will still be transphobic" It's really hard not to think of that shit. Gonna be a lot of work to kick the transphobes out of my head. But it's hard work worth doing. "Whenever I consider if I should shave before taking a picture of myself, literal transphobes I've heard before voice their opinions in my head. Without thinking I take into consideration the opinions of transphobes. Tired of letting them live rent-free in my head." Trying to retrain your hair to part in a different spot can be messy work 😳 https://t.co/MuiBa9yVCK "@SweetBeansComix simple simp simping, simply" @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope it can happen soon! :3 @Uber_Anne ur hot tho "@PerilousWood @CrashAnnBurn Here you can buy whipped cream in either a tub or a ""squirty"" can and it's all the same thing as far as I know. Hence it's all whipped cream :P Some folks whip their own cream but it's really uncommon." "@HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so, so, so much 😭💕💕💕" @mode_view I just love when I have squirt in my mouth! @StebMcDreb *hugs hugs* "I'm in bed between two amazing girlfriends right now, but Hailey isn't next to me :/" TO BE FAIR we have a soda here simply called Squirt "Definitely one of those ""I need to keep Twittering until I pass out because I can't be left alone with my thoughts trying to drift off because bad brain sad thoughts"" nights" ...well that's absolutely what I'm gonna call it from now on "People are mentioning the Holdo Maneuver which is another incredible moment, but again it's a huge character moment too. It's spectacle for sure but grounding (lol) it in character motivation is what makes it so powerful imo" "(Another fantastic ground ""battle"" with ships is the pod race sequence. Just viscerally thrilling in a way Star Wars doesn't get enough chances to be)" "When I finally zeroed in on sequences that stuck with me, TLJ does the best job I feel. Rose's sister's sacrifice and Kylo's hesitation to kill Leia are powerful character moments that utilize space but are more thrilling mostly because of the use of characters in the scenes." "I think space battles often (not always) have trouble showing a sense of scale, speed and danger. The most thrilling fights are often on the ground where you can tell what's happening in a much more realistic way." "Interestingly enough though when I initially considered this question I kept thinking of sequences that were either on the ground or involved stuff planet-side, like the Millennial Falcon chase in TFA or the battle above Scarif in Rogue One." "@Calliethulhu who the fuck is scraeming ""STOP TWEETING THAT YOU'RE A LESBIAN"" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop tweeting that" @pissedoffgeese We have a couple of tentative dates she might be able to visit again but nothing concrete yet. At a minimum it's going to be months which is gonna be hard 😭 @veronique_aria The background music is very fitting "@Katabassist For a second there I thought you meant like, The Gathering, but honestly I still agree" "@ArtifexH Yep, like I said, I was dead wrong here." @OzmaRacc mood "@OzmaRacc As far as like, regular use, it's been almost 3 and a half for me How did either of us survive it honestly" @Azure_Husky I used to cry so much thinking about her being in prison. I'm so fucking relieved she got out before covid hit. @nyaakat wanna squish :3 Just reflecting on how off I was. I sort of just assumed trans femininity when there was no reason to. My bad. "I'm happy to admit I'm wrong given the text doesn't exactly support being able to sculpt your body however you want in the Matrix once you're freed of it, but you CAN chose like clothes and guns and stuff so I just kinda assumed? The text doesn't say you *can't* do that?" "Trans masculine does make sense given the film's framing of the real world vs the Matrix in relation to the trans experience, but I always assumed this factoid meant Switch was trans feminine, because once you're hacking into the Matrix you can look however you want." @PaigeAfterDark @HaileyAdamsXXX I'M IN COMPLETE AGREEMENT IT'S WHERE A SLUT LIKE ME BELONGS 🥰🥰🥰 @PaigeAfterDark @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT?????? @QueenStodge I wish you luck! @QueenStodge I feel like for at least a few years after his release there'll be secondary market listings for him. But then again I don't know how his production numbers stack up against similarly-sized TFs. Most Titans are available at least somewhere for years and years. "@QueenStodge Could BARELY afford it, but yeah lol He'll be my big centerpiece." "wait, no, 2021 already assuming next year will be a write-off similar to 2020 and misremembered lol" I think Unicron is arriving early 2022? Cannot wait :3 finally a box big enough for maybe like one half of my transformers @SweetBeansComix Never listen to bad brain stuff. It's always lies. I consider you a friend and an awesome one at that 💕 @sextoyspolitics Reflecting on it even more: I just can't imagine too many polycules consisting of people who identify as strictly straight//heterosexual? Kicking out the polyams from queerness is hurting fellow queers already even by current definitions. "@sextoyspolitics (And honestly added ""because of the perceived gender binary"" up there but like, if a polycule includes genders that aren't men or women, I feel like most of them call their relationships gay or at least queer anyway? Like the overlap is already evident)" "@sextoyspolitics It's possible that those of them who see it as indistinguishable from polygamy might not see it as inherently queer, however it's almost a certainty they will use repackaged homophobic arguments against us, and for that reason alone I think allying together is important." "@sextoyspolitics Once polyamory becomes a more widely discussed topic and things like if can polyam people all marry starts getting seriously debated, the non-queers will not hesitate to lump us all together. Polyamory to non-queers is already inherently gay because of the perceived gender binary" @ZJemptv Tiddy upgrades! @HaileyAdamsXXX It was still beautiful singing that made me cry! 😤💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm glad I have the name of that song now. I think that might be one of our songs now 💕 @abrokentweeter The song itself is gorgeous too though. Somehow I hadn't heard it before she played it and sang along. @HaileyAdamsXXX YOU BASICALLY DID 😭💕💕💕💕 (The song was Stadium Arcadium by RHCP) You ever hear your girlfriend singing along to a song and her voice is so beautiful that you start tearing up or is that just me @PrissyOrcGF *is the best She occupies a permanent place in my heart. She completes me in a very specific way. And it makes the distance even more painful. "@SixArmedSweater Oh no, I'm sorry Quinn :/" "@QueenStodge She occupies a permanent place in my heart now. It's a good thing, but it makes the distance even more painful. She's hoping to move to Colorado at some point, but that might be a year out." @Azure_Husky @HaileyAdamsXXX This is the greatest reply I've ever gotten omg Dropped Hailey off at the airport. Crying lots. I can't wait to see her again. I can also now announce that I officially enjoy being peed on 🥰 There were soooo many firsts with @HaileyAdamsXXX these last couple of days 🥵 @Q3w3e3 You still are tho!!! @SockGlitter @HaileyAdamsXXX You'd look SO GOOD with one!!! @CaseyExplosion did they make those shoes specifically for you @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire I just about came from it honestly 😍 We did this thing where my head was off the side of the bed upside down and @HaileyAdamsXXX throat fucked me while my nose kept getting buried in her musk and it was the HOTTEST THING 😍💦💦💦💦 "Until yesterday, my being a cum slut was largely theoretical, but I'm happy to announce that I definitely enjoy a good throat fucking followed by cumming in my mouth. Absolutely fucking delicious 🥰😍💕" "The game here will probably be $30 to stream it during the time it would've been in theaters, then in a few months you'll be able to buy it on home video. I'll happily wait" If I'm paying $30 I better be getting a disc. @StebMcDreb @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too!!!! 💕💕💕 "@mode_view @HaileyAdamsXXX is she, you know, *makes buzzer motion across the side of her scalp* queer?" @maegodhavemercy @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you 🥰🥰🥰 @OzmaRacc @HaileyAdamsXXX But you!!! .@HaileyAdamsXXX gave me a side shave! Been wanting this haircut for years! I look so cute! ✨💕 https://t.co/Qc0kL5iv91 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love that we have our own memes between each other now omg 💕💕💕 It brings me so much joy to learn sign language from @HaileyAdamsXXX so I can better communicate with her and understand the culture she comes from 🥰 @dreamingnoctis This might have been a really pathetic attempt to have their own Adult Swim programming block """the show ended in the 90's! everyone knows that! which means we've never tried and failed to resurrect this before, trust us""" like I dunno maybe this one ain't worth it @FrillyHyena 💕 "Trying to sweep the horrendous Spike TV reboot from 17 years ago under the rug, I see. https://t.co/PxcC73Usvf" @StebMcDreb @LewdLushaani godddddd yes I want more than anything else to sit down and watch all of One Piece with @HaileyAdamsXXX because it's a special interest of hers and I love her and I'm gay 🥰🥰🥰 @isreallytwodogs Dr. Jennifer Hyer at Denver Health gave me my vagina and I highly recommend her! @HaileyAdamsXXX @Madikonrad SO CUTE @zenocoyote @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG 🤣 Got a new top~ 💕 https://t.co/gm3mobcVIm transition you lesbian "Update: Woke up next to her, still unbelievably, madly in love with her 🥰" I want a pair with dead fish https://t.co/JBZmKC4rQF "@QueenStodge He's SUCH a good figure! And the paint apps are just stunning, seriously" omg is this news to cis people that's adorable "I am so, so, so in love with @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥰🥰🥰" @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes yes yes!!! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX One day we gotta do that though!!! "@MnCO3_Rh0 Kookaburra sits on the electric wire Jumping up and down with his pants on fire Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra Hot your pants must be" @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX But you!!!! @Den_Matrix @LeafTilde RIGHT????? @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Probably my Mistress~ @LambChopInPamps @vexwerewolf Of course not! @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh >////> @PrissyOrcGF Looking so good 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhggghg >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX yep I'm dropping intentional hints literally the hottest thing @HaileyAdamsXXX Ooooooh of course love~ @HaileyAdamsXXX So many pussies to pet! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Just wait until you meet our kitties! Archimedes will love you forever if you give him loves 🥰 @okbillybunny Same 🥰 @LeafTilde @HaileyAdamsXXX It was so good and hot and wholesome 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX but you!!!! @LeafTilde @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg this sounds amazing @HaileyAdamsXXX CUTIE @tainkirrahe @BarelyAudibl Nice! "@SixArmedSweater *bounces with excitement"" :3333" @StopTweetingMia Oh hell yeah that's awesome!!! @StebMcDreb @Daikanu baaaaaaabe this is so hot! @uselessneetgirl lol I retweeted it earlier do conservatives ever get tired of being wrong about absolutely everything all the time @Kaelyrhn @mode_view https://t.co/2LYGcGb5OT @tzivya OMG I'M SURE IT'S TERRIBLE BUT MY FIRST REACTION IS THAT'S SO COOL SORRY LOL "@vexwerewolf too late, I made too many mutuals x.x" @Kaelyrhn @mode_view And yet somehow y'all got the cuter possums @Kaelyrhn @mode_view Oh hey I didn't need to tag in at least one of them! @mode_view Resisting every urge not to tag in every Aussie I know to see this adorable tweet lol. I was obsessed with Australia as a kid so maybe my experience is atypical lol "@deathpigeon How much non-ICP media out there makes reference to them or Juggalos? It's not NONE, obviously, but I feel like it's not often? Any time it does they probably hear about it." @deathpigeon They have to at this point. @JessicaCyboid goals @AlexisVeilled YES I SHOULD "lol what a pathetic threat during a pandemic ""We'll put your eyes and hair plus a facemask on the window!"" Anyway mask or not I'd smile and wave to the camera while cutting these." @SomeBWord lol I DM'd before seeing this update because of course I did I hope taking a break helps! We all need breaks from the hellsite sometimes 💕 Just over 14 hours until I can kiss Hailey again lots 😳😍😍😍 I happen to know for a fact that the possum furries will love this tho @VirologyCami @NLRG_ I don't think I've ever seen you keysmash? Impressive. @JessicaCyboid oh Jessica that's EXTREMELY sissy lol really cute too @SixoTF do NOT say that five times fast @ArtregalOR Yeah HRT can definitely soften your leg hair a ton "@Pokemon that gengar was just early to the parade, eventually they all found a seat https://t.co/zlGgnXJEUz" @NLRG_ oh brony for sure 🥰 @BarelyAudibl @tainkirrahe I once broke one that a friend bought on eBay. Like the gold plastic just crumbled in my hands. I bought him a replacement for Christmas and didn't even touch it lol @NLRG_ I'm unroastable tho @OzmaRacc THAT'S SO COOL @Random_Factor THIS IS CUTE THANK YOU OMG @LuminousOcean @Grey_IsTrue I dunno my immediate reaction isn't to tell a victim of over half a decade of abuse due to their wife being in prison how they should feel @mode_view @Flailmorpho_ @FrillyHyena @SixArmedSweater awwwww 💕 @LuminousOcean @Grey_IsTrue I don't think they're saying this is an alt-furry problem. @HaileyAdamsXXX No I know YOU won't mind! This is for me 🥰 "I do have arachnophobia, but I also love stuffies and feel really bad for this Aragog plush that ended up in Jenny's ownership because kids at a bookstore were terrified of him and the store got constant complaints Like, I get it, but it's a sad story Glad he's somewhere better" @emilyvdw How far along is Crazy Horse at this point I wonder? I think they only had the face done last time I saw it? Maybe most of the arm too? Are they still going? "@LuxAlptraum No, it's okay. I had been getting enough valid pushback already and you just kinda sealed it for me lol" "@emilyvdw When I was a kid we took two different road trips there, once when I was younger and again when my little brother was about the same age. We visited mainly because of Mt Rushmore and Crazy Horse, but also the Flinstone village and reptile gardens were huge highlights for me." @LuxAlptraum Just didn't feel like negative attention from someone with double my followers lol "The unexpected visit to the Flintstone park was a nice surprise too. The one I went to as a kid was during our South Dakota trips. Doesn't surprise me that it's not around anymore, though. Not sure kids know what Flitstones even are anymore lol" [cw spiders] This might be the most adorable video Jenny has ever made omg https://t.co/nYK5tRSWyn @The_Blue_Sonja I'll admit it's still hard to tell what's just the new normal and what still needs to be healed. I'm really really excited to see how it all settles :3 @The_Blue_Sonja I'm only at 8 months healed but I long for that one year mark. I hear things really settle in at that point. @TheCrystalStorm just when I thought I had transphobic cis people mostly figured out they bring out this galaxy brain take like it proves something in their favor Anyway I'm mostly nice and smooth now which is nice. Might need a second pass later though lol "Me, halfway through shaving my legs, without fail: Huh, I'm doing pretty good. Might even make it through this without accidentally nicking myself. What could only be some long forgotten trickster god hearing my hubris: oh really?" @ConfusedFemMica You will definitely be able to skip all that lol "@ConfusedFemMica I've yet to try having sex with it, but from what I hear, lube is usually necessary, but that's common with cis women's vaginas too." "@ConfusedFemMica It comes through my urethra, but it's also worth keeping in mind that my neovag is slowly becoming mucus-y skin on the inside and stays moist all the time like an vag." @The_Blue_Sonja Starting to think I might too >.< @W_Livi_ yeah kinda lol @QuestForTori My local Blockbuster had one but I didn't own the game (only ever rented) and so I just printed out the default sticker pack it was able to spit out lol BUT I still have them somewhere! Still on the sticker sheet hehe @QuestForTori Like it never even would've occurred to me as a child that a person could just... own one but it's STILL a dream of 12-year-old me @QuestForTori Saaaaaame god @Tricliniangry @jakengIish I did literally all of these except the sink one but it's TOTALLY something I'd've started doing if I had thought of it lol @mode_view because it's a good joke :P @MaiaFranklyn Yet more evidence my salamander sona should just be a Salazzle sona 🤔 @TarynnWren @ZJemptv Best part of dry heat? SHADE ACTUALLY COOLS YOU DOWN Shade is nearly worthless when the air itself is being cooked through water 🙃 "The weird history of my @ involves me designing a salamander character when I was like 7, then when I needed a Tumblr/art business name I went with ""Green Salamander"" then when I needed to restart my life to transition, decided to make it trans lol https://t.co/smmkr5mPgh" I pretty much can never rebrand tho since all my social media/online games etc uses the same name lol "Honestly, given my inability to tolerate humidity and feeling at home in dry-ass Colorado, I'm more of a lizard than a salamander 🤔" @nyaakat Those panties are so cute on you! trans girl pre can be on a delayed timer lol "Me: Welp, even after like 30 minutes of talking all horny with my girlfriend, I don't feel any wetter than normal so maybe I'm just not that drippy of a girl Also me like 15 minutes later: Goddess I'm wet wtf" @futanarchy Ooooh what kink? :3 @VillainousGoo omg 🤣 @ZJemptv The one thing about Florida heat I could never get over was the humidity. Just... swimming through the air x.x @mode_view Cutie~ 😘 @tainkirrahe IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE @Lewd_Go_Round_ I can't either "@tainkirrahe As a fellow Megatron fan, all I can say is... https://t.co/F6Lwck8Fnb" @miss_nikola I dunno if having a dick is a requirement for this rating but the only right choice is CLEARLY 6 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @georges852 mine too! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX t-true >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm both unbearably excited and really nervous *whines* @HaileyAdamsXXX dfshfshgsfdjjjsdh *whimpers and squirms* @HaileyAdamsXXX fjkfkdhdiogfdgfhfhhhhdd i'm wet how dare >///////< "@HaileyAdamsXXX we ARE both huge exhibitionists, it's true >//////<" @HaileyAdamsXXX sdkfhsfhsfhsdfhsdfhdsghsfdsdiofsaghsdlkghsdfiuogvdhfbdfoghdfklg *do to me so gay I can't type Gonna be picking @HaileyAdamsXXX up from her girlfriend's place tomorrow morning so I gotta wait another day until I can see her again and meanwhile she's teasing me in DMs about all the stuff she's gonna do it me and all I can say is dshfghfdghfdghdghfdgdgsdfhgsfhgjshgsdf 💦💦💦 @W_Livi_ It's an honest mistake to make lol. And I COULD be wrong? There are hundreds upon hundreds of characters in Transformers. But I'm pretty sure the idea here isn't to just port in actual TF characters. They're holding off from going all in in that way so far lol @W_Livi_ It's because they both have the same name? That's not an actual Transformers character. It's just aesthetically looks Cybertronian. Okay who was gonna tell me we had BLACK BORDERED Transformers cards in MtG finally? What else have I missed? @VirologyCami Fair enough. It's still adorable how much she still needs supervision hehe @VirologyCami ooooooh she's gonna get in trouble~ @HaileyAdamsXXX oh no my 🅱️ussy 😭😭😭 @VarimbehPhen Right???? I took so much estrogen to get here! 🥰 "@setarelven Yeah but it's all well and good to think it's bad because you don't get it's parody. What troubles me is that no one then worked out that the only thing it could be is intentional/failed fascism, and the fact that no one seemed bothered by that kinda terrifies me." "@setarelven What's really weird though is at the time, so many audiences didn't understand it be was parody, and yet didn't then also go on to say ""And if it's not parody, it's clearly fascism, which WTF???""" "@setarelven The only way to make that movie bearable was to give it to specifically Verhoeven. He knew EXACTLY what to do with it. It's a difficult balancing act to parody fascism because it's usually already very gaudy and ridiculous (and yet still entices people), but I think he nailed it" @sbloyd IT'S SUCH A WEIRD CHOICE I DON'T GET IT LOL @MaiaFranklyn You MUST @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😳😳 @MaiaFranklyn OH WAIT THEY'RE TINY Get the big X-Brawn! He's wonderful! @HaileyAdamsXXX ooooooh can I help~ 😘 @vexwerewolf The problem is my weird brain refuses to read big walls of text in a video game. It's why I've never been able to get into Morrowind :/ "I think ""bock the bluf"" has to be said in a Swedish Chef accent" Why do the letters not look like fucking letters Are there seriously NO graphic designers that are also boot lickers in that city? "OH IT'S ""BACK"" Seriously that took DAYS of seeing that on my feed for me to sort out." BOCK THE BLUF @MaiaFranklyn I still have X-Brawn somewhere. Such a fun toy. @friend2allcats @lisaquestions I'd even try a Lion Licker! @HaileyAdamsXXX nnghhggggg 🥵💦💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh this is unFAIR 🥵 "@addamschloe I know we don't know each other super well, but if it's okay to say, I'm glad you're safe and doing better 💕" @lisaquestions I wanna try Chaaaaps so badly https://t.co/IvEUgvlDz3 @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics your comic's name is nothing if not accurate :P @reallifecomics ...even the juicebox? @HaileyAdamsXXX morning sweetheart 💦 "@somedumbbinch I d-did, yeah >///////<" hahaha the sex number https://t.co/DfZiZw4ZTX @HaileyAdamsXXX how dare you call out my obvious cum brain D:< *whines* @autogynamelia @mode_view Ryan/Reyna is a good friend and I try to remind them both often 💕 @mode_view You'd do better than you think 💕 "@StopTweetingMia honestly you could even end that sentence with ""so I understand what it feels like to be deadnamed and I know firsthand that it's terrible"" and I'd still cringe myself into the fifth dimension just from hearing it" Also the opposite can happen and sometimes you end up having sex with hot friends but that doesn't end the friendship or need to become a serious relationship. Queer friendships are SO much more laid back. This is why we get so confused/worried that cishets can't manage this. "Can't sleep. Surrounded by girlfriends which is very good, but girlfriend who is visiting from out of town is currently 3 hours away and I won't see her again for another day 😭😭😭 Polyamory is complicated lol" "@jacquelinefilm They didn't direct it, but they were heavily involved in the production. V for Vendetta is a Wachowski movie in a similar way to how The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Tim Burton movie or how Empire Strikes Back is a George Lucas movie." @LilithFaer Love you tons 💕 "@staryoshi06 I believe in the movie it's used at a metaphorical statement, but leper colonies were (are?) places where people with leprosy live because it's incredibly contagious." "@Katabassist It's like, it's not a big deal, but also: It's not a big deal." "@Katabassist I blessedly missed most of the discourse this time around about this, but yeah the backlash against that shit never felt right to me, but I never felt like I could really say anything because dying on the hill of the right to be catgirls just feels embarrassing." Dunno exactly where I'm going with this? I wonder if that movie holds up. Really loved it years ago. "So you have this movie that caters really hard to Americans despite where it takes place, but then does something legitimately shocking to American audiences by telling us ""No, actually the USA in this universe is fucked and doesn't get unfucked. This isn't an American story.""" "It's funny because like, as I understand it, the original comic delt with a very specifically British-flavored fascism that the movie then translates into a more recognizable-to-Americans fascism, but then offhandedly mentions that America is fucked even worse OFF-SCREEN." @claireposting Not for me "@Kaelyrhn @mode_view I definitely saw the episode, didn't even know what onigiri was, and still knew I was being lied to lol" @ThatHeckinRobin @NikatinePrime awwwww I'm sweet 🥰 "The number of times during this pandemic that I've thought about that line in V for Vendetta where they mention how America became the world's biggest leper colony is too many. (Not to say the UK was ""just chilling"" in that movie but this reminded me all the same)" @ThatHeckinRobin @NikatinePrime The Gang's Boobs Are Down Here @Kaelyrhn OMG YES same energy https://t.co/5WfF829EWk @somedumbbinch hhhhhgh 💦 @CaseyExplosion I'm really confused having missed most of this? But it sounds like you made the right choice and took the right stance 💕 @QueenStodge agreed @VirologyCami god mood @Multi_Sapphire @zenocoyote Nope just means you're gay~ @sillygaymiria Being cute and a massive sweetheart mainly 🥰 I'm pretty sure I met you through Emu @SnortingEstrace https://t.co/YkMi7MLWGE @QueenStodge @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh >/////> @Kayleestruth Hopefully on Tuesday hehehe @tiptransformed @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Goddess I need to visit again. I'm so in love with that city. @Kayleestruth Nothing to be sorry about! 💕 @Kayleestruth https://t.co/DTAfXHVCS4 Full moon tonight 🥰 @weaponxtra RIGHT???? @Kayleestruth https://t.co/GaItZgFOKr "@transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah covid will make it hard, but I feel like within a year might be possible 🥰" god this picture's so hot @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX I feel like we're gonna have to make this happen soon :3 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg we all need to meet up sometime!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX oh I'm sure I'll be doing more of that before you head back home~ @HaileyAdamsXXX What am I tattling about? :3 Ugh I'm not gonna see her again until Tuesday morning (she's spending time with another girlfriend) and I just wanna kiss her more x.x @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX HE ABSOLUTELY DID godddddd @HaileyAdamsXXX is such a good kisser x.x @LilithFaer @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 @null_convention @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG >/////< @tinybird420 Omg I hope you didn't get it D: @RaeGun2k oh you too? luckily I'm into biting @Yumi_Sparkles thank you UwU @RaeGun2k These shots don't exist in the dub at all so even people who watched it (in the west anyway) learned about this from the internet lol @ninshubar omg 🤣 @Flutterybutt https://t.co/GaItZgXq91 Twitter algorithm knows what's up 😤 https://t.co/UGjfQADwVW Lest anyone think I'm all talk~ ✨ https://t.co/Oj4qTRXQNR @futanarchy I TOTALLY HAD AN INVADER ZIM HOODIE TOO "@StopTweetingMia Your skin looks softer and your features and more rounded, but I understand that feeling of just not seeing the progress 💕" @Catgirl_Gaymer https://t.co/GaItZgFOKr @PrissyOrcGF GOOD @PrissyOrcGF Goddess I love how your lip piercings squeeze your lips goshhhh 😍 @cynnamonTV Oh god stay safe sweetheart 💕 So many people asking where I got this shirt. You can thank @NikatinePrime for it and can buy it here lol https://t.co/WABauZcOvP @kerrizor Here! https://t.co/LAYnQB4Lio @Viveltya1 You can get it here! https://t.co/LAYnQANaqQ @VestasSystem OMG CUTE oh nooooo I forgot what shirt I was wearing and I'll need to wear this info a Target >/////> https://t.co/b1pDcsH2JN .@HaileyAdamsXXX is flying to Colorado today to see me for a few days and just sent me the most hilarious text about airport security I've ever seen omg https://t.co/qY86mH9BwP @SolientArt ... T/FARTS @blaze_casual Perfect! Thank you so much! Getting BA without needing to fly would DEFINITELY be my ideal. @blaze_casual Oh gosh if they're in Colorado that's REALLY tempting 👀 Do you mind sharing how much it cost? We can do that in DMs if you prefer "@blaze_casual Ooh, is that in Colorado?" "@vexwerewolf I DIDN'T KNOW THAT DISHONOR ON ME, DISHONOR ON MY COW" "@vexwerewolf You get points for thinking of an American store, but I'm docking points for saying five feet instead of the standard six :P" @TheNDqueerelf I'm rate limited but I'd like this tweet if I could thunder this afternoon even louder than yesterday >.< uhhhh I guess I've been rate limited? I thought Twitter was supposed to tell me when it was doing it but none of my likes are sticking why is this even a thing @OzmaRacc omw @OzmaRacc no what is that @GaindStream115 @SteampunkPenny We're in Colorado :P @QuestForTori THAT'S SUCH A CUTE PLUSHIE @HaileyAdamsXXX dfkjgfdgkldhjkhbnguikdghdiffhgio o-okay I seriously didn't even think of the confidence boost doing this will do until people starting reminding me in the comments omg @AstroStella7 gosh you're right!!!! @AzazelAfterDark It's telling me... that I need to be really slutty and wear the sexy panties! Gosh! @blaze_casual Or rather who did yours I mean lol @blaze_casual Where did you get yours done? every day my desire for breast implants grows much like how much my tiddies are gonna grow "need,,, large,,,,, tiddy,,,,,,," @CrimsonDollie Cute lips! Gosh! "me, a gay talking to all my gay friends:" @AmazonChique wow I can't believe the sexual arousal I feel with my neovagina isn't real! i'm glad there was a creepy cis man pretending to be a scientist to tell me otherwise @acvalens The ageism in this community is very real and very concerning to me. @benjanun_s both @AveryDelta2 @somedumbbinch god that's a mood @somedumbbinch Stuff like Hardblush was a big reason why I suspected I MUST be gay despite not liking men. Like you can't fap to that stuff and honestly believe you're straight lol "once you realize you're a little, you can't simply say ""chicken nuggets"" or ""chicken tenders"" anymore it just comes out as ""chicken nuggies"" and ""chicken tendies"" no matter how hard you try to say it normally" @mladyssilverfox I loooooove pussy as well but my oral fixation usually drifts to thinking about dick if I'm being honest Thinking about dick a lot today. It's a good thing. "Sometimes I wonder if simply telling me ""Think of all the girldick you'll get to suck"" would've cracked my egg way sooner lol" "Me as an egg: I don't think I'm gay, I love girls! But I also really love dick, I don't get it!" "@_PheebsAD Why do you think I wear this shirt, silly? :P" "@LapineWitchGirl Congrats! And yeah that's really common. You can try asking your endocrinologist about progesterone which can help, or asking about easing back on your T blockers." @HaileyAdamsXXX *bounces* eeeeeee I can't wait! 😍😍😍 Mistress is excited to meet you too! She might even come with us to take you to your GF's! :3 "My favorite thing to do when I'm being all gay with girlfriends is to tweet about it and the fact that @HaileyAdamsXXX is like, SO into it is just 😍😍😍😍" I giggled SO HARD reading this I love you SO FUCKING MUCH SWEETHEART 💕💕💕💕 @miss_nikola Yeeeeep that's a pretty common trans girl experience. I get super drippy too hehe @SolientArt T/FARTS "@viragoergosum no, sorry" @HaileyAdamsXXX hfdhgdjgfdgkfdhgjgdfthdjhgjgfdjhfdg @HaileyAdamsXXX my holes are SO fucking ready for you babe 😍 @miss_nikola This is soooooo cute and gay omg!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean I've always wanted to pull off a successful deepthroat~ I have been craving choking on a dick for MONTHS @Elli_Trans @SwiftAusterity one of my favorites tbh 😍😍😍 "@mladyssilverfox If you know what it is, I'm cool with anyone calling it what it is." @mladyssilverfox It's a collar~ :3 "@NikatinePrime Gosh, like, thank you~ 💕💕💕" @sarahtrilobite You can get it at @NikatinePrime's store! https://t.co/LAYnQB4Lio "@Elli_Trans I just know I've heard from plenty of doms that ""Whatever the dom wants"" is a huge red flag. BUT, if it comes after you establish boundaries that's probably fine?" @Ally_Snow_ I did see it. YOU didn't see me liking it :P "@nataliereed84 @maddie4475 UGH, I so rarely read superhero comics and of course right after I get a recommendation that I'm into I find out I should probably avoid it for transphobia of all things. In a fucking X-Men series. You know, that superhero team that's a queer allegory? Fuck Morrison, wtf" "@Elli_Trans That's a really bad response. Experienced doms (you know, the ones you want?) won't want to fuck with that. You'll be considered a not great investment on the part of the dom." "(there was another picture included that I got complaints on in the previous tweet, and I don't want to make people uncomfortable so I deleted it 💕)" Gonna repost this selfie because it's really cute ✨ https://t.co/B1leOebnkg "It's not that there aren't answers for these, it's that the files in my brain like can't be accessed when I ""force it"" so to speak." "That last one btw? It's considered really, really, really bad/a huge turn off if you can't answer that. So yeah that's a source of anxiety for me." "I have this brain thing where I can't think of shit on the spot and it bothers me. ""Describe yourself"" ""What do you like most about this person?"" ""Draw something, whatever you want"" ""What are your favorite fetishes?"" ""What do you like most in a Ds relationship as a sub?""" @lucashoal YUP @lucashoal I remember the days you had to be invited to LiveJournal! 😤 @Canageek That's awesome! @futanarchy *bounces* heck yes!!! 🥰🥰🥰 @ikksnay agreed @acvalens @HaileyAdamsXXX YES @RaeGun2k Whirl is the best @MOOMANiBE https://t.co/wOvkRgYsk6 "@JessicaCyboid Very much into this new ""tricking girls into making ahegao faces"" meme lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX @Madikonrad EEEEEEE I can't wait!!!!!! 😍😍😍 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Just wear whatever's comfortable, sweetheart 💕💕💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX @LeafTilde LOOK both your butt and dick are SEXY okay????? @Katabassist @UndeadSissy I literally was watching that video right before bed last night lol @futanarchy omg we should totally hang out after the pandemic 👀 I feel like I never get to wear my sexy panties @HaileyAdamsXXX But but! You!!!! should I wear sexy underwear for my first meetup with Hailey y/n 🤔 @HaileyAdamsXXX WHAT HOW 💕💕💕💕💕 @mode_view It's true hehehe @Smurgen @prpltnkr ooooh I love this! @AdequateEmily I'd be doing the same honestly lol @AdequateEmily You're convincingly playing it cool! "Dunno when I first followed her, but I DID find when she first followed me! :3 https://t.co/5r3gkINRCU" "I don't quite remember when I started following Hailey, but I remember instantly falling for her and thinking she was WAY our of my league. And now in less than a day she'll be here. I'll be in her arms 😳😳😳" roughly 20 hours until I'm cuddling @HaileyAdamsXXX eeeeeeeeeeeee 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 @LeafTilde h*ck >////> @LilBitchMadness cuuuuute 😍 @NLRG_ @Tricliniangry this is relevant to my interests "I dunno if the fair warning is deserved, but otherwise? This is how you do this." @elle_oftheball Yeah I need to finish my Salazzle sona "@redwolfbat It's literally both. You hear whatever you prep your ears to hear. I heard brainstorm the first time I listened, this time I got green needle." @Calliethulhu yee haw we got ourselves a good old fashioned cis-off! @natalievanbc @CaseyExplosion You're talking to her :P "@TankUnderhell It's a bit like saying Knuckles is more suited to a fighting game than Sonic. You might be right, but Tracer's the mascot :P" @OrionPax4217 Is there precedent for third parties being directly involved with developing Smash characters beyond a basic okaying that the model looks good? @OrionPax4217 They wouldn't be? As one of the five remaining Overwatch fans in the world I support this idea @communistgirly @whyamIhere2k untag me if you end up continuing this @LilithFaer You'll still be one of my favorite people on here 💕💕💕 @NLRG_ @Tricliniangry AWWWWWW REALLY? THAT'S SO CUTE @autogynamelia @Calliethulhu It might come naturally but that doesn't mean it's good for us "Not only is it once again canonically called jizz music, it's technically MORE canon than it was before now that there's no longer tiers of canon and it's all on the same level as the movies." @lazerwalker It was con-canon for a hot minute there until one of the authors of a recent book decided to be cute and put it back into canon because everything post-Disney is canon now lol It's actually MORE canon than it was before hilariously enough. "@Calliethulhu It's a healthy thing to do, honestly" @TempestaRubida All that stuff is kinda beyond me. @BonnieMakes might know. @Monicaaaaaah seriously tho this is my keyboard lol https://t.co/A0QMTyPtiX Oh gosh this reminds me! My left nip has been sore again! Might be post-op stuff. But god my right tit needs it more :/ https://t.co/IRO4BjDzBU I might not know how to code but my dad did meaning PCs have always been a thing in my life. It's a basic thing I've expected my whole life. I missed this so much. goddess the simple joys of using a MOUSE the relief of using a KEYBOARD Off-grid power works (mostly) as intended now. I'm finally back on my PC (again lol) 🥰 this is now a shrimp stan account "I definitely rented it from Blockbuster, possibly even as late as 2005 or later, but beyond that I dunno lol" This is almost certainly the wrong answer but I'm gonna go with Treasure Planet https://t.co/ODoUuYULq3 @Nickle4aPickle There's no ethical consumption under capitalism. Don't feel too bad. We're both supporting Amazon web services by using Twitter. We just gotta make our own calls with each thing 💕 (I mean yes I am upset about the data mining too but blah blah blah all the sites so it and I'm not gonna be extra mad just because it's from China) "I'm not upset at TikTok for the data mining, I'm upset about their anti-queer stance and also upset that no one's talking about it anymore. Did I mishear? I've avoided making an account for that very reason." @isthatyourmain Yeah I do get the impression that transition never ends in like the best way lol "@whyamIhere2k Exactly. A rich person's needs have nothing to do with wider society's needs AT BEST, and are actively opposed to our needs at worst. And if they want to vote again, they just have to stop being rich, which is really easy to do." "Fellow trans girls who either got an orchi or a vaginoplasty (in other words lost your balls) and saw new changes in your body because of that complete lack of T: I'm 8 months in and I've noticed VERY FAINT changes but there's still more to come, right?" @mode_view gosh thank you 😘💕 Doesn't mean I have any idea HOW you'd bar rich people from voting given that money is so powerful by design. Maybe this is something that can't happen before capitalism is abolished But just because there's not a good plan for how doesn't mean it's not a good ideal to shoot for "Rich people shouldn't be allowed to exist, but failing that, they absolutely should never be allowed to vote/decide how society should be run." @emmasspace35 I might just finish my Salazzle sona and call that the salamander in TransSalamander lol @ZJemptv That's what we say to the god of death. Not today 💕 @NLRG_ so yeah anyone arguing with you about this in the replies should be made aware of this comment :P @liddytronic I'M A DUDE HE'S A DUDE SHE'S A DUDE @TheCrystalStorm 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 @TheCrystalStorm CRYSTAAAAAL I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS @RBradndenburg @IDWPublishing That's cool! @Random_Factor I've been a fan of Ficus for years! I'll have to check they're gallery again for some inspiration thank you 💕 "Despite me constantly complaining that the Paper Mario series needs to be an actual RPG again, I actually support this idea. Either be an RPG or ditch the half-assed combat." @HookedAesthetic bab needs nap @setarelven @elle_oftheball Gosh I'm so sorry :/ YESSSSS EXACTLY https://t.co/PIPZlyIQRb "@NLRG_ there are many things you care about that don't matter, so there's really no need to debate this" @Random_Factor If you have recommendations I'd love some inspiration! "Amusingly enough I've been a furry since my mid teens, or in other words nearly 20 years, which I'm told makes me eligible to be called a gray muzzle RIP https://t.co/WSsMMPq3c7" "@LorelaiMerri @TenaciousRanch We had a positively ancient solar system running the house, but finally enough pieces have been replaced that we should be good for a while" @elle_oftheball Yeah I've been thinking about this specifically in the context of getting out of this country. "the problem with actually designing a salamander fursona is that salamanders are hard to make look both cute and femme not impossible, just hard" "@elle_oftheball YEP it's just not actually, seriously being discussed yet" @RaeGun2k @tiptransformed @IcyWitch35 heck thanks >.> @NLRG_ seriously it's extremely clever and I'm proud of u @boltundmom EXACTLY. THANK YOU. @Smurgen Followed so that my DMs are open 💕 @peaktransit @Tricliniangry @NLRG_ Horseshoe theory is real and it's even more horrifying than anyone imagined @NLRG_ if this is like a fifth dimensional unjoke shitpost you're a fucking genius I spent like 15 years thinking Weezer stopped being any good and then I find the album that reinvigorated my love of them but apparently I'm the only one 🙃 @RaeGun2k Twitter clout makes no sense because you're like one of the coolest people on here "@Tricliniangry @SaraTrickShot @VirologyCami gosh it must be even more humiliating for you when a sub calls you cute, cutie 💕" @RaeGun2k I'm pretty sure the clout with kill me lol @xXxCrystalline IT'S SUCH A GOOD LINE "@VoicesOfViolet Yes but the only way the right wingers can justify it being wrong is to appeal to what's ""natural"" You can get a lot of mileage out of conflating it with polygamy but eventually they'd need to expand to homophobic arguments." aaaaay I just realized I'm 1312 followers away from 10k 😎 can't wait for repackaged homophobia to be used against polyamorous people trying to get equal rights 🙃 "Polycules should be able to get married. Not that I've seen much pushback on this (though I'm sure it'll be out there in full force if this ever becomes an issue society at large starts discussing), but there shouldn't be any disagreement on this. The right choice is obvious." @narylis Yesssss I can't wait until I have them all transferred over 🥵🥵🥵 @The_HaedFox I'm good thanks lol "And before you ask, AD account can be found here: @NSalamanderFW Lately I've been mostly retweeting stuff but I DO sometimes post lewds~ 😘" Slowly working on moving all my non-mutual follows of smut accounts over to my AD account since the TL appears to prioritize SFW stuff when you follow too many people annoyingly enough. BUT it means my TL on my AD account will be almost exclusively smut which will be nice 🥵 @Grandmas_Balls @Demi_theynd I mean I agree I'm talking about the person in the screenshot acting like he gathered some details that hurt AOC somehow @Demi_theynd I'm so utterly mystified reading this what's the point he's trying to make @QueenStodge A lot of people think that and I avoid correcting them lol I lost a decade to dysphoria anyway In hindsight the start of the new millennium was such a nothing moment but for YEARS leading up to it everyone was OBSESSED The world was weird back when even the Gen Xers were barely adults time is bullshit you're telling me when I was 20 in 2007 that 20 years felt like THIS to people 10-ish years older than me???? @The_HaedFox (there's no photo) "I remember news stories of people trying to time their pregnancies so that their kid would be born right at the start of the new millennium and like, those kids are 20 wtf" @CaseyExplosion SLOFFICE there are seriously people saying women can't be autistic when like 90% of the hundreds of friends/acquaintances I have on here are autistic women @AzazelAfterDark It's living the dream!!! @caraesten Oooh excite! "@AzazelAfterDark This was, uh, extremely good >/////<" "@JessicaCyboid I keep like, avoiding this game despite being a patron for it because I wanna save it for when it's closer to done, but I should try playing it again soon" @acvalens Goshhhh 😍 I wish I could enjoy thunder but it breaks me completely scary thunderstorm right now x.x @QueenStodge 87 was such a fun weird year for Transformers @nyaakat nooooo no thoughts! head empty! @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳 @VirologyCami @NLRG_ the one gender (check those time stamps) https://t.co/nXFsFVFEPS @NLRG_ @VirologyCami you saying this explains so much Solar panel/electrician guy is installing the new inverter finally! Fully powered house later today!! 🥰🥰🥰 @TheCrystalStorm it's our right as trans girls dammit @transgirlinSEA @HeartAmity it's really powerful today!!! >////< @Q3w3e3 furry mood @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX @georges852 https://t.co/VtWQegA3uG @Kristen_Mork @HaileyAdamsXXX *whimpers* @HaileyAdamsXXX @Kristen_Mork goddess I love you @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX @georges852 I'm pretty sure the 90's were like ten years ago last time I checked @VirologyCami I mean are you even surprised @vexwerewolf 2020 is being so scared for my friends and loved ones in the UK while they're all scared for us in the US @AmazonChique Even good cis boys can understand the power of dress go spinny @HaileyAdamsXXX @VirologyCami BLUSHING @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX *huffs* @BlackheartRieka @HaileyAdamsXXX We have another friend who's done this a ton helping us and it's gonna be fine @HaileyAdamsXXX @VirologyCami I've broken cheap ones in the past >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX @VirologyCami Oh wait maybe she doesn't. You mean like actual handcuffs lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @VirologyCami Mistress might have some you could borrow? @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX th-thank you for your help >//////> trans twitter like @HaileyAdamsXXX @VirologyCami !!!!!!!!!! >///////< @elle_oftheball look it's really strong this morning >////< @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX (YOU'RE NOT SORRY AT ALL) @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean yeah but it's not a weapon hehehe @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhgggffdds >//////< "@VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX Cami would know, fae do this a lot >/////<" @HaileyAdamsXXX a-anal hook 😳😳😳😳😳 @benjanun_s Yeah I pictured basically a fertility goddess so good work 💕 being a girl is so horny sometimes 😳 "@nyaakat pretty gay, you? :3" @NLRG_ @VirologyCami (big pupils = subby) @NLRG_ @VirologyCami Those are eye rolls lol 🥺🥺🥺 @GaindStream115 My copay was like a few hundred I think? I have insurance I cannot for it is my brand >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX okay FINE I definitely need to be bred >/////< I think I might need to be bred >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX The 77 Suspiria was already something I've been meaning to see! "Sometimes when I can't get the dilator in that last half inch, looking at really hot smut actually opens me up a bit to slide the rest in. Which is both VERY TELLING and EXTREMELY HOT" @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah it definitely needs ovaries! "@HaileyAdamsXXX Okay going from left to right, top to bottom, I think my favorites are 2 and 4" @Tricliniangry @NLRG_ @HaileyAdamsXXX hehehe @JenPallante Oh neat! @HaileyAdamsXXX @BlackheartRieka @StebMcDreb oh! still cute tho @BlackheartRieka @HaileyAdamsXXX @StebMcDreb OMG BABE OMG @BlackheartRieka @HaileyAdamsXXX @StebMcDreb OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE HYPNOTIZED OMG OMG OMG OMG @elle_oftheball lol I try to stop and it never works "@HaileyAdamsXXX @StebMcDreb omg my girlfriends are conspiring against me~ (but seriously I'm intrigued and excited???) (also, ""'tist""?)" @trgrrl at most it's a cishet guy problem but honestly is there anything they can do right @HaileyAdamsXXX I can't believe I'm lucky enough to date you goshhhh /)///////(\ @NLRG_ @HaileyAdamsXXX that thing they do in hentai comics where it's a magical womb tattoo that makes you hyper fertile and desperate to be bred @HaileyAdamsXXX BAAAAAABE 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @BlackheartRieka @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT???? look if my real life TG smut story life can't end in being magically impregnated I'm going to get as close to that experience as I can .@HaileyAdamsXXX and I had the idea to get matching hentai womb tattoos together and it's such a gay idea and I'm so into it @QuinntoBean Sounds fun :3 @Tricliniangry https://t.co/AvfYCKhGb2 @NLRG_ @Tricliniangry (artist rendition of NLRG stepping out of the shower) https://t.co/tOpQeCkDf4 @NLRG_ @Tricliniangry big steppy @NLRG_ @Tricliniangry no but apparently they take big dramatic steps around the bathroom @NLRG_ @Tricliniangry toilet seats tend to be like a couple feet off the ground @GottaGoMichelle That one's okay but I dislike that they made a new Mario model for it. Feels extremely inauthentic and like I may as well just play the DS remake at that point. @Tricliniangry @NLRG_ your wife is hilariously adorable @skunk_gunk @StrypeisonFire gosh 😍 @Tricliniangry @NLRG_ ...and *into* the toilet? @GottaGoMichelle I really don't want to do that @ButtGoblin666 that bong is ridiculous I love it @NLRG_ that must've been before I started watching 😔 "Or hell, I'll even take a subscription servive for N64 games on Switch. Least ideal way to do it but I'm just saying I'm willing to pay for N64 games on modern systems." Btw just for reference I would buy a hypothetical N64 Classic mini system even if they couldn't get any Rare games on it but it sounds like that's not something they're ever gonna make so failing that I'll take a pirated upscaled Mario 64. @ArtregalOR Well even as a restoration my comments are still relevant lol "@ArtregalOR It's it's an unbelievably convicting fake if it is one. Like, literally, I can't believe that." @LuminousOcean Hell yes that's so cool! "(I'm pretty sure it's ""So long-a Bowser"" and that's easier to hear in this version, but it's STILL sounds like he could be saying ""gay Bowser"" because of that exact combo of consonant and vowel)" "Wtf even uncompressed it STILL sounds like ""gay Bowser""" @FreyaSylvan personally I'm waiting for Mario 69 Oh shit I didn't realize the Mario 64 leak was literally source code. So like when can I have the perfect version playable on PC @chibikonatsu I didn't say it wasn't! I just said it's old @MrsStephinMerit Benchwarmers is the one with Rob Schneider and Jon Heder (of Napoleon Dynamite fame). And yeah that's the right Inside Man. I remember loving it when I saw it in theaters but I was 19 at the time and my tastes have changed in a lot of ways. @VirologyCami sounds hot honestly @lambaranth Without question 🥰 (technically I've yet to finish HK but I've done almost everything except beat the final boss) https://t.co/1Ha1xtJI9X @machtackle what was that phrase everyone used to describe that expression that one artist in the Dreamwave era used to put on everyone? dull surprise or something? "@StelaraVenka @autogynamelia 500 years ago they had an ad campaign ""Barq's has bite"" and it's engraved in my brain forever despite not even liking root beer" @FoxieAfterDark @JessicaCyboid https://t.co/3Qtd1AEhfy @ikksnay I'm so glad you're moved. You're a wonderful cutie with a big heart who deserves safety and comfort 💕💕💕 "@ArtregalOR @Calliethulhu Pillow princess is usually the terminology. And yeah, it can be seen as a negative thing but queers have more fun with it :P" "@LilithFaer I hear Seattle can be expensive, but other than that it's a beautiful city. Speaking as a tourist to both I'd recommend it over Portland anyway" @ArtregalOR @Calliethulhu Being turned into a pillow princess @LilithFaer I thought that's what you were doing? @Q3w3e3 Owned by a Chinese company I guess? But more to the point didn't TikTok have rules against queer content? It's why I've avoided it. "@MaiaFranklyn @JessicaCyboid Did it occur to you what was happening before they brought it out? I feel like I would've been like ""Do y'all not have that here?""" @FoxieAfterDark @JessicaCyboid Okay but consider: I just gagged a little :P "@MaiaFranklyn @JessicaCyboid Honestly I'm surprised they didn't just go ""You want what?""" @StebMcDreb @JessicaCyboid omg yes plz give me all the local trashy food "@mode_view .@HaileyAdamsXXX arrives Sunday night, then after staying with another of her girlfriends we're spending the next few days together 🥰" That's the plan! 🥰 https://t.co/iwJdFkjkQJ "@JessicaCyboid I mean they come salted, but no we usually just get ketchup. Let's get some real chips when/if I visit over there." @OzmaRacc gender can be the horniest thing if you try hard enough "If you remember Benchwarmers, stop lying" "I've just learned there was a Benchwarmers 2, Inside Man 2, and Kindergarten Cop 2. All recent direct to video movies. I don't know which of these confuses me more." "Because of a number of reasons (covid, healing from surgery, other stuff) I haven't had sex since January and honestly while that was nice I wasn't able to use my vag at all because I was only a month post-op. All this is to say I'm VERY excited for Monday 👀" @StelaraVenka EXACTLY "@OzmaRacc okay but like, gender fuckery good" @JessicaCyboid Crisps. There are brands here where the vinegar is a bit much if you destroy a bag. I'm exaggerating a bit :P But fuck I'd love some salt & vinegar chips/fries. We don't have those here D: @DozingDreamers Ooooh I bought it a month or so ago but I've yet to try it! I've heard good things @edensthings Omg I love the name and the new @! I hope it goes well with your family 💕💕💕 what's the point of chips that don't scald my mouth with acid smdh damn now I wanna watch gotg2 again what if what if it was already Sunday and I could see Hailey NOW? that'd be real swell I think @StelaraVenka same tho @LilithFaer I'm glad you're still here 💕 @Calliethulhu 😍😍😍😍😍😍 @AmazonChique They serve a very important role as trans egg hatching triggers @Calliethulhu oh god yes plz @NotYourIngenue Metroid has an E in it :P @JenApparently This is the kind of deep lore stuff I love to think about too. Honestly it's nice to know I'm not alone there lol @AstrodogeLaika Awwww that's sweet of you 🥰 @mode_view Most people do so I'll allow it @HaileyAdamsXXX We simply must!!! "Honestly you think it'd be the Brontosaurus (""thunder lizard"") 🤔" @MaelJade_ (there's an E at the end of that :P) World of Warcraft Hollow Knight @RaeGun2k CUTE @HaileyAdamsXXX Gotta court that night owl audience @okbillybunny so much lol @PrissyOrcGF You got this!!!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX lol Transformers fans are probably the minority of my followers @HaileyAdamsXXX You're really hot and your deserve more follows! Certainly more than me! @AshCoyote Looks super cute! @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 😍😍😍😍 @TheEpicDewback Nice! @HaileyAdamsXXX Can't imagine we'll do much sleeping when you arrive~ 😘 @nyaakat @mode_view (they don't tend to have AC in the UK) @nyaakat dedication to the craft @CatkinsLap Confirmed for extremely hot gosh 🥵🥵🥵 @Xena_Brand Nice! Thank you! @Xena_Brand I think I need this shirt. Where'd you get it? "@SweetBeansComix I love bunnies and I love lesbians, I feel very catered to hehe 💕" "actually, baja blast only comes from the blast region of baja, otherwise it's a sparkling estrogen" @HaileyAdamsXXX hehehe >:3 @SweetBeansComix omg this might be my favorite comic of yours @HaileyAdamsXXX EEEEEEE I can't wait!!!!! "@HaileyAdamsXXX Well, maybe we could try doing it the last day hehehe" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too sweetheart! You turn me on so much >/////< @okbillybunny Omg you'd look so hot!!!! @okbillybunny @zandravandra You do!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeeeeeaaaah honestly that'd be the cutest idea if it weren't for the fun we wanna have >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaa I'm blushing you're gorgeous 😍😍😍 "@Colezze @ireneista @lisaquestions @StelaraVenka It becomes so, so easy to forget, don't worry 💕" @blaze_casual P A W B S @TheNDqueerelf I'm instantly puddlefied in their presence 😍💦 @TheNDqueerelf Let's do it! For science! :3 @PrissyOrcGF @Gerkuman Ooooh I'm unfamiliar with how far/quickly the skin stretches around implants but do you really think that jump is possible? That's really cool! @JennyWebtoes I'm just excited and nervous! >.< @ann_arcana Nice! Also also! Fucking hilarious that they use the old Orion logo at the beginning! Retro gags for movie fans lol "Also while no one could truly replace George Carlin, Kristen Schaal is just about the perfect choice lol" "So my favorite piercing place is doing piercings again but not for noses or mouths (which is totally understandable and the right call), meaning my previously planned next piercing (septum) needs to be put on hold... But the the next piercing I had planned was my nipples 😳" @PrissyOrcGF That outfit is EXTREMELY you gosh! I'm extremely into the idea that Bill & Ted have appropriately goofy daughters. I still can't believe how good this movie looks. I never would have guessed. "@nyaakat Unf, the term sissygasn is just *chef's kiss*" @JessicaCyboid well in the states you woke up at a nice and healthy 6am at least :P (GOSH this is a cute selfie 💕) @taliladd @CaseyExplosion TRUTH "@JadeKintsugi No, none of them are in my case." @OzmaRacc @SixArmedSweater right?????? 😍 @JennyOutrageous oh gosh this selfie 😳😳😳😍😍😍 "@ireneista @lisaquestions @StelaraVenka Yeah it's like a memory of a memory of discomfort, which is nice. It's nice to not be able to fully remember 🥰" @zandravandra oh gosh you look *incredible* in this selfie 😍 @StelaraVenka lemme know if you find out I got nothing @StelaraVenka lol yeah it started happening to me really fast too @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @LilithFaer @Elli_Trans IT'S A REAL DATE THIS TIME I CAN'T WAIT @transgirlinSEA @LilithFaer @HaileyAdamsXXX @Elli_Trans oh goddess never do that I tweet far too much @mode_view Neil cannot fall. He is a demigod. @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Elli_Trans Trans Twitter will hear every detail hehehe @transgirlinSEA @Elli_Trans @HaileyAdamsXXX SHE IS AND SUNDAY CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH TBH @notCursedE just an absolute stellar job writing their @ in illegible chicken scratches that'll for sure get their name out there as an artist doing a shitty quentin blake impression @mode_view Neil Cicierega created the internet @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Elli_Trans IT'S SO TRUE @Lass_Library gosh~ @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Elli_Trans How I feel every time I remember I'm dating the both of you 🥰 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @Elli_Trans Awwww cute! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Wow gay~ Anyway if you haven't listened to any of Cicierega's Mouth albums they still all reliably slap pretty hard https://t.co/D5seBcyTrO Like to be clear it's because I watched a ton of the Colbert Report back then that I INITIALLY knew who Cain was. His campaign was uniquely ridiculous. But then the following nearly decade my brain would've discarded all that were it not for Neil Cicierega lol @funfettipupcake Omg that's perfect lol "@Elli_Trans IT'S SO GOOD really surreal though, not sure I'll ever fully get used to it lol" Anyway maybe if he actually took the lesson from that quote to heart he wouldn't be dead now. I love how the main way I even remembered who Herman Cain was was because of Neil Cicierega's Pokemon remix that I've been listening to for years that included him quoting the Pokemon Movie because during his 2012 campaign he plagiarized it and then openly owned up to it. what was having a dick even like my brain sealed that info away and then burned it @HaileyAdamsXXX EEEEEEE I'M SO EXCITED realizing my memories of my girldick are foggy enough that I can't quite remember how soft it was after HRT I remember really soft but I could still get pretty hard? I think? I might have a worryingly tight vagina and that might not mix well with the relative softness of an average transfemme's dick but honestly I like a challenge @elcome2ell I'll be just shy of 82 and hell yeah same @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm laying in bed and my legs spread when she said she'd destroy me too how odd 🤔 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX Sexy!!!! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX But you!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX *whimpers and moans* 😳💕💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX eeeeeeee you're welcome!!! you're unbelievably sexy and it destroys me 🥵🥵🥵 @NLRG_ would any amount of context make this make sense (is the previous tweet in this thread a subtweet of my amazing girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX? we may never know 👀) @HaileyAdamsXXX But you!!! I feel so lucky to be dating you! 🥰🥰🥰 bitch I'm beautiful I know I have a lot of transphobic haters out there but all my selfies reliably get 100+ likes and I never even use makeup so they can all just die mad~ 🥰 @TempestaRubida https://t.co/V8dNpANTsa @synthentacle Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @stackedbimbo Emily's a cute name but good K names are hard to come by (I speak from experience lol) and you found a good one in Kelly! @witsuaru Softer around the edges is a great way to put it 🥰 In short: Masc/butch/tomboy trans women are amazing and really hot and more of them should top me tbh "@Kayleestruth I was afraid of that too early on. And that might be something you're never comfortable with, and that's totally fine 💕" @benjanun_s *best way so gay I can't even spell @benjanun_s they're amazing and they destroy me in the base way 😍 "@lawyerpwny @maegodhavemercy They sell it everywhere, but I got it on an online toy shop that doesn't carry it anymore. It's like the first Google result for ""Zelda purse""" @maegodhavemercy Having a purse is sooooo much better than pockets anyway. You have to go full cargo pants to get anywhere near a comparable carrying capacity. And it's an accessory! My current purse is this Zelda one 🥰 https://t.co/Tzl5Rxp7lC "ACNH: Don't worry about being careful with running to avoid ruining your flowers, they grow back now! Also ACNH: Stop running everywhere dammit" "I personally sneak up on tarantulas/scorpions, but this is really shitty of Nintendo." "Like I don't really care about balloons (I never even use umbrellas, why would I use balloons?) but I saw someone else point out this makes the tarantula/scorpion hole cornering strategy no longer work which is probably why they did it." You know I had been assuming that I'd want to go back to ACNH not stay away forever "oh oh that's fucking awful, why the fuck did y'all add tripping?" @Fem_Thursday I think it speaks for itself (and yeah that's Pokemon Red in 1998) The original brick Game Boy! My dad got me one at a pawn shop the same year Pokemon came out 💕 @CaseyExplosion Happy birthday Casey 💕💕💕 "Kermit is a bit like Donald Duck or Porky Pig in that getting the voice truly perfect is (nearly) impossible, but you can get closer than this. Come to think of it they've never found a perfect Kermit after Henson died, unlike Porky and Donald." "@Sparx_x_x two quick questions, does it work on trans girls and can I try some" @caraesten Omg congrats!!!! So happy for you! 💕💕💕 @penelope_zone Hey~ 😘 feels good 2 b cute gorl ✨ https://t.co/TsMuwQDL4t "No I understand that part and I'm not arguing against it. I'm saying how does he do it? What physical mechanisms does he use, what strategy does he employ? All of it will be illegal and he won't be stopped, I agree, but HOW? https://t.co/AtCgeV7QHd" @jessfromonline can I help "I will say that while I don't underestimate the lengths Trump will go to to hold onto power and understand that no strategy however unlawful is beneath him, I'm also not exactly sure how he could delay an election? Unless it's like, police sent out to polling places?" https://t.co/3ZH4is1Av0 cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool @EmilyGorcenski Wasn't expecting that punchline at the end wow @reallifecomics Ativaaaaaaan~ @MoonPupper Love you too 💕 @ikksnay I'm really sorry it didn't work out here. I hope you don't have to deal with moving again for a long time 💕💕💕💕 "@christi93467739 Why the fuck are you following me, creep" 2016: Pokemon Go to the polls 2020: Pokemon stay at home and hope there's still a post office by November @heynetters That'd be a question for @BonnieMakes honestly lol oh it really is dark souls #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/elSZsfGCrQ is this dark souls #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/m5olz1ztTF @Notactuallysmol Maybe I'll snoop around and try seeing if there's a setting I missed @PhoinixArt 💕💕💕 "@zenocoyote I'm not much of a gun person (just thankful I live with the ones I do), but I bet the gun people who live here would love to take you out shooting if/when you visit 🥰💕" cishet men please stop being so embarrassing challenge 2kforever my god it's exhausting being fed ads for men's products on youtube can they please start tailoring them to your gender like other sites so I can stop being forced to hear about the bar of soap that's every kind of soap or the fact that I'm not a dish because men "Love the support this thread has gotten, but the notifications have become overwhelming. Muting the thread 💕" @PhoinixArt What? One of the many reasons I feel safe living on the ranch 🥰 @Shannon49832227 @Leafisall There was a recently released book I think that sounded terrible. I'm responding to what I've seen of it. @Oni256 @QuinntoBean Oh that's adorable @ArtifexH @CapriciousHall1 this is an AR trigger how dare 💕💕💕 @HookedAesthetic absolutely! I'm downright jealous hehehe @HookedAesthetic awwww but your bottom looks so cute when it's so thickly padded! 🥰 @BirdTickler crafty bab For context: This is the first time I'll be seeing her in person. That might be part of this lol It's weird how I can be both excited that one of my girlfriends is visiting next week and really nervous??? I love her so much and I can't wait and also I'm having some anxiety about it lol "@maco_nix Gender plague stories are a weirdly common science fiction genre wherein a virus or something wipes out either all the men or all the women. A new one came out recently that sounds pretty embarrassing, and I was responding to that." @JenApparently This is adorable omg @okbillybunny Nice! @zenocoyote Hell yeah congrats! @maco_nix I didn't mention a premise in which trans people got their ideal body so I'm a bit confused as to what you're talking about? "@AntikytheraClio Another words, it's a doggie dog world" @AngryNerdBird I didn't care to learn best costume #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/R4a3Loj4pH @KatieAngelWitch @skateordie002 AAAAAA THAT SOUNDS AWESOME @Monicaaaaaah LOVE THEM @PixelsRed I am lol "@QuinntoBean @PrissyOrcGF we b1mbos gotta stick together, otherwise we might start talking about meat" Probably! It's a fair assumption honestly! https://t.co/ggcC1edugT "I think part of it was the phrase is always used as a metaphor for producing something or earning a living. Making ends meet makes more sense in like a budgeting sense maybe? But my brain was always set on ""make"" in a ""make a thing"" sense. To create. And meat is a noun." @PrissyOrcGF There's clearly b1mbo logic to this at the very least "You know, bring home the bacon? Make ends meat?" "@VirologyCami ""ostensibly""" Like it suddenly clicked that the phrase is taking the ends and making them meet together. I'm ostensibly an adult who never realized this. "I can't remember the last time I used the phrase, but I just now realized it's ""make ends meet"" not ""make ends meat"" because of COURSE it is, why the fuck did I think the expression was talking about meat????" @ErinInTheMorn DAMN that's a glowup! 💕💕💕 @EmilyGorcenski Truth! 💕 @KatieAngelWitch Omg omg omg I have to read this! Thank you! "(And no, trying to be ""biological"" about it and claiming your virus killed everyone with a prostate isn't solving anything even if cis women didn't have prostates [which they do]. You're just repeating violence and transphobia against trans people that already exists.)" "In short, you cannot separate us as trans people from a discussion about what gender would mean in a world where suddenly what's understood as the basic tenets of gender are removed or reset. That's already our life." @SweetBeansComix I'm thankful for the friends I've made but that's where my appreciation of this site ends. The rest is trash. @KatieAngelWitch Now see THAT I wanna read! Anyone who starts to untangle gender like this is going to make missteps. That's normal. But it's worse when you're a cis person for whom this is all fantasy. Then you might not learn the real lessons you should. "Cisheteronormativity is the the actual aberration. That's what's unnatural. So when you break down those barriers, even in a thought experiment, what remains is wisdom we as trans people already have. You as a cis person have discovered nothing that wasn't previously known." So I'm sure it's tempting to think that you can talk about gender without considering us or adding us in as an afterthought. But we've always been here. To speak of the limits of gender is to speak of the boundaries we already live in. "Cis people, even a lot of the accepting ones, seem as though they think that trans people are this thing that happened to gender, like it all made sense before we showed up and complicated things." "Like I can just hear the implicit ""Oh gosh what would people with vulvas do in a world where some of them had to be men???"" and it's just like, go home, cis people, adults are talking" But I wouldn't want a gender plague story that remembers trans people exist to be handled by a cis person. It would definitely be mishandled. So ultimately maybe just fucking don't? "I don't really know what the answer here is either because in theory a gender plague story can be written where trans people are considered. You can even make it magically able to read a person's inner gender and make it not about killing trans women with cis men, for instance." "Whatever revolutionary idea you think you have about gender that can be explored in an interesting way in a cis-exclusive story about how all the women or all the men were wiped out, I promise you that queer people are already exploring this stuff." "I'm sure a cis author who writes a gender plague story, if they think of trans people at all, just desperately want to be able to say ""Okay but pretend trans people didn't exist for a second because my story is really interesting!"" and that mindset in and of itself is the problem" "@NewGenderWhoDis This is cute and hot and gay I love this! Your butt is beautiful, girl!" @PrissyOrcGF really they're for the benefit of the community if you think about it "@PrissyOrcGF goddess, goals" @tamazonx That's an innocent enough question but consider that I didn't already go into detail in the initial tweet. I hate this website @synthentacle HELL yes @NLRG_ @EffInvictus ... I'm struggling to picture your wife being able to drive either "@QuestForTori yep, confirmation I'm gay, that's nice" @TheCrystalStorm Anyway your tweet is fantastic and it has the coward's ratio lol @TheCrystalStorm I sooooo often just want to go ape shit and jokingly call myself a tranny but I can't on this platform. Too afraid people will yell at me. I am very extremely pro-reclaiming slurs. @deathpigeon @benjanun_s Okay update I'm 3 chapters into MLT and I love it like I knew I would. I'll still buy my own copy later but I wanted to get this read while I still have a desire to actually read a book 💕 "@tzivya Depends on if you want to spend money or not, really. YouTube would be the easiest/fastest way. And it was uploaded officially, so worries about that. https://t.co/F9GKYYBFtU" @GaindStream115 A surgery that gives someone with a penis a vagina. @NLRG_ I mean if you really want us to~ @benjanun_s @deathpigeon chastity you say 👀 @Sigma_117 It's impossible to summarize on the spot honestly. I might throw together a recap thread later. @deathpigeon @benjanun_s Now I'm worried I sound like I had no intention of reading it I hate this @deathpigeon @benjanun_s Although you buying it might be the motivation I need? I dunno @deathpigeon @benjanun_s I'm terrible at reading books I want to read. Just finding the spoons can take literal years. My fear would be letting down both the person who graciously bought it for me AND THE AUTHOR HERSELF so please don't put that stress onto me? >.> I'll buy it quietly later. @deathpigeon @benjanun_s I want to buy my own copies. MLT is first on my list. "While I definitely documented just about everything from my experience getting a vaginoplasty, I never bothered to like, hashtag it or otherwise make all the entries easily searchable which in hindsight was a mistake. One day I'll gather it all up and put it in a single document" @Sparx_x_x immediately thought of this https://t.co/qiB4yaf9Uw @benjanun_s okay yeah I REALLY should read your stories huh >.> @benjanun_s t-turbodomme? 😳 @PrissyOrcGF Sounds like a plan 😍😍😍 @okbillybunny Very cute! @recursive Hell yeah! @Lyneriaa Omg that's wonderful! I bet @AshCoyote would be happy to hear that! I think what @AshCoyote & crew made with this documentary is nothing short of an extremely important piece of queer media. It needed to exist and I'm glad it finally does 💕 "I personally really love having my favorite media in physical form separate from needing an internet connection and that desire has only grown since moving out to the country, so I'm definitely gonna be buying a copy next payday 🥰" @Calliethulhu it's just science! @SixArmedSweater yes plz!!! @QuestForTori @abrokentweeter hhhggfffhhgf >///////> @abrokentweeter @QuestForTori YES!!! D:< @QuestForTori switch is portable! no proof I left my crib! *sticks tongue out* YES OF COURSE #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OIjQ7gxzDg @S_P_Burke @maegodhavemercy (that might be a spoiler for Mae) "@dakoriolf Possibly, but it's interesting that it knows the Smash Isabelle is her too." Uncle amiibo has never heard of Piranha Plant or K Rool (tho he thinks they're lovely) but he definitely knows Isabelle #SuperMarioOdyssey https://t.co/PIYVxUHPCK well yeah they're way cuter now that I'm a girl #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bWaRqjoftK @maegodhavemercy @quietandobscure @surelyijess gosh 😳 "Me watching hbomb's RWBY video when it was unfinished for Patrons: Wow the animation he got for his cartoon avatar being all goofy looks like a poorly made Source cartoon. It is unfinished, though, so we'll see. Me watching the finished version: ... Oh." @isthatyourmain gm! hope you're well too~ 😘 @mode_view @maegodhavemercy Our household nabbed the Blu-ray release a couple years ago and it's quickly become one of Mistress's favorites so it's playing a LOT lol @maegodhavemercy It's one of the best animated shows ever imo @401authrequired @Azure_Husky IT'S FUCKING MAGIC I CAN'T BELIEVE IT @Azure_Husky The squick is definitely understandable but I think it affects everyone differently. I often get squicked out by body stuff but it just felt so right that I wasn't squicked? It's fascinating to me how this can differ for people. SHE'S PERFECT #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Hy5iY6XQpt "@EileenCMarshall Yeah you probably do have dysphoria, but the good news is transitioning REALLY helps with that 💕💕💕" "Just... it's surprising how good little stuff like ""I'm now comfortable enough with my new parts that I can do that thing I always wished I could do quickly and easily"" is so calming and fulfilling 🥰" "AI without capitalism? Probably better, might be worth looking into, but only after we do away with capitalism which doesn't seem like it's happening anytime soon, so," AI can't save us and probably shouldn't even if it could @vexwerewolf What's up? :/ @Doc_Wolverine I've never seen your face but your queer energy is a turn on 🤷‍♀️ @PrissyOrcGF the dream 😍😍😍 "@PrissyOrcGF SO MANY THINGS HIS TIDDIES WHERE INFLATABLE, MORGAN 😭😭😭" I would unironically wear the Peach ones Honorable mentions (though I was closer to 14/15 when they were dubbed): https://t.co/ibwruxFXR1 "James wanted the biggest tiddies and honestly? Same, girl." "Also while this episode was for many years banned outside of Japan and then HEAVILY edited to barely make sense when it finally was dubbed in English, this image made the rounds back in the early internet and it *definitely* left an impression on me lol https://t.co/LzOYSBmUua" I couldn't pick just one I'm sorry Both major collectable monster anime when I was a kid were ridiculously queer. https://t.co/vdM4cgkGZJ @Melewdious the dream~ 😍😍😍 @Melewdious hhhhggggfhggg that sounds really nice honestly >/////< @Melewdious goshhhh do you think my oral fixation would get even stronger 😳😳😳 @MagsVisaggs Damn that's a satisfying color combo @Melewdious omg I'd drink so much!!! @Melewdious 🥺🥺🥺 @LuminousOcean I guess it's a trending topic in America lol (kinda in theory only though because trans girls and cumming amirite) personally I consider myself a semen demon @MommyBlakesFeet just... how nice of a chair I suddenly feel my face is 🥺🥺🥺 @LuminousOcean It's a trending topic right now for some reason lol It's hard to describe but I swear every month I think I'm finally fully comfortable with my new vag & then like clockwork another aspect clicks in For example I'm now at the point where sticking a finger up there is painless and second nature (and it helps warm up for dilations) "@PrissyOrcGF I mean yeah, it's not gonna cover everything but you're at a better starting point than most. Twitter fame does NOT pay any bills but I speak from experience saying that the exposure definitely helps when starting a business 💕" @PrissyOrcGF Honestly having a sizeable social media following is a great base to start from whose idea was it to call it demon sperm and not demon semen smdh "@SweetBeansComix I'm seriously so, so happy to help 💕" @PrissyOrcGF living that TF dream :P @PrissyOrcGF must expand tush @MommyBlakesFeet goshhhh 😳😳😳 @SweetBeansComix Lemme know if you ever find the trick to not doing it because I need to learn too @OzmaRacc truth @NeurologNyx Happ birth cutie!!! 💕 "When I was about 4 my sister (who was 12 at the time) apparently dressed me up in some of her old clothes. My mom told to her to get me out of them before my dad got home. I have no memory of this, but I wonder how much of it was my idea, you know? I'm pretty sure I enjoyed it." @NikatinePrime Yesssss I have a pair with that butt crease too and I LOVE them. These look so good on you! "@acvalens look demon sperm HAS to be more potent, right? I need to be bred and I'm willing to use demon sperm to do it" "@ZJemptv they gave my mine during my vaginoplasty so it was more like ""VAGINALITY""" @quietandobscure Hell yeah! I'm sure she'd be flattered to hear it! @maegodhavemercy @NLRG_ it's a Sign @EileenCMarshall But yeah regardless I'm flattered you found truth in my words? Assuming I interpreted your tweet correctly? @benjanun_s Gosh is this a lesbian thing? It IS really nice 🥰 @EileenCMarshall Why would I think what you said was mean? How does my reply indicate I felt that way? @Tricliniangry There's literally no version of my life that will likely end up in Canada (or anywhere other than the US) and so I'd like you to know how jealous I am of you. @SapphireSappho_ @PrissyOrcGF I'm not a chemist but I think they have similar base proprieties? But they're VERY different and used for different stuff. Also pronounced differently. @maegodhavemercy Are you watching Avatar for the first time? :D "@GaindStream115 Never stop tweeting! That's how I got here. But here, lemme help *follows* 💕" @quietandobscure (can I ask who this was?) @quietandobscure I'm hatching eggs who then hatch eggs 😳😳😳 "@PrissyOrcGF Hey, it's EXTREMELY on brand!" "@QueenStodge Oh absolutely I'd be down to suck your dick, no question cutie 💕" @FreyjaErlings SUPER WEIRD There are days I hate it and days I kinda love it but overall all I can say is it's weird. "@eigenvectrix @okbillybunny The way I look at it is none of these drugs are actually officially designated as transition drugs. There's some decades-old agreements for what's best, but Powers has found better stuff & he's a doctor who knows what's safe to try & what isn't. He's a chaotic good mad scientist" @okbillybunny @emnicw Wait that was him? That's... really interesting. Honestly makes me like him more (since by his own admission he got dysphoria symptoms?) "@ann_arcana It's recent for me too (well, pre-transition). It's so surreal in the best way 💕" "@autogynamelia @MaiaFranklyn Not being allowed my gender for so long and then being allowed to live in it constantly is a gift. I know what I was missing and my wish came true. It's a fairy tale. That, and given that I'm t4t means I surround myself with wonderful people." @EileenCMarshall Happy to help 🥰 "@Calliethulhu They're just gulls then, right? We get them in Colorado. They followed the trash long ago." @maegodhavemercy the fucks a rio lol @TheCatMom I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL BUT I LOVE THIS THANK YOU @TheCatMom The second one. Pinkerton came out when I was in grade school lol @mode_view awwwww thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaaa sweetheart!!! >/////< "@emilyvdw I might have to listen to that, I'm intrigued 👀" @autogynamelia The site definitely has its problems but also: how the fuck did we ever function without Wikipedia @stackedbimbo Second one is scarier but I feel the first one is more logically consistent to me. @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh thank you 🥺 @terriblytrans Nice! "@HaileyAdamsXXX okay but like, jealous" @HaileyAdamsXXX will straps count 👀 @MelanieMoore I'd definitely take being called a sex worker a compliment! @Tricliniangry @NLRG_ @fedtanyl hi yes hello I'd like to sign up for this there are some folks I followed early on in my twitter career that I just wildly and without cause assumed were trans when they weren't and they'll never know this but I promise y'all you should take it as a compliment @supergirl_steph Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 This was such an adorable reply that if course I followed back. Goodness it's been like 20 years lol "@PrissyOrcGF of all people to mix up silicon and silicone, I think you're the most qualified to lol" mood *huffs* BULLYING D:< https://t.co/sHU51bZcNU @GaianLuck I was thinking that too! They took such a catchy word and made it mean something terrible! @KelcyWinter @ArtyMaus same lol @viragoergosum heck thank you 💕💕💕💕 "Wait no, I got it wrong again, I didn't mean long jump, I meant the thing I get when I'm mid-air and press ZR -> Y Okay yeah these controls are solid lol" @MoneyAlt800 Yeah I figured it out I'm an idiot "I will say though that ZR + B just feels like a more intuitive long jump to me. But I doubt it's any more intuitive to someone who's never played a 3D platformer, so whatever lol" I was about to say Odyssey's camera is too slow but that's fixed by setting the camera sensitivity to high. Not sure why it defaults to low though. It sucks! "The perfect 3D platformer, I would argue, has yet to be made but we're close." I just wish that Mario had his long jump in Odyssey. That and the double jump (as well as the mid-air cancel it provides) is like 90% of the reason I'm in love with the controls in Hat in Time. BUT Mario has his side jump which is one of my favorite moves in any platformer. @rickenslacker heck yeah I love Doom 😎 @OrionPax4217 I love videos game were it not for the glare on my glasses I might even make it my pfp the perfect selfie so often feels just out of reach lol @MaiaFranklyn h*ck really >/////> "weird lighting, weird pose, but I actually captured a smile I'm almost never able to get so I'm sharing it so there" i'm something of a gamer girl myself ✨ https://t.co/3eSvp7mx2y @MaiaFranklyn This is a mood @PrissyOrcGF EXACTLY Shork baps bursting! "Twitter enlightenment is VERY BAD, AVOID AT ALL COSTS" @MaiaFranklyn I hate this website lol I'd definitely gladly pay way too much for one of these lol it's funny because it's true but now I'm sad https://t.co/DOT6BMRUZx "How to fully process the fact that a LOT of trans people on this platform know of me without sounding like I'm full of myself I think this is what I wanted when I started, but it still feels weird" also acceptable https://t.co/8pcAr02MQq "I propose ""sad"" can be the term" omg stop making my motivations obvious :P https://t.co/4PIV3mF9aF I guess e-girl kinda? Like if you said Trans Twitter e-girl that's technically correct? Furries have popufur Bronies had horse famous Trans Twitter has...? @tiptransformed @Ally_Snow_ gosh >.> @Ally_Snow_ Well then I should follow you back! Done 🥰 @Ally_Snow_ You're saying you're certain we've DM'd in the past? "@Ally_Snow_ Nope, no one here has a crib but that's definitely goals for me! Only bab I know with a crib off the top of my head is @ToddlerLynn" @EllieODaire @OzmaRacc @cassie_complex It's the only way! @redwolfbat Hoping to get mileage out of my new vag lol And I hope top surgery is in your near future! @Ally_Snow_ Your @ seems familiar to me but I dunno @OzmaRacc @cassie_complex This one's my favorite @redwolfbat @Tricliniangry That's a nice dick! I hope you can get one that's attached :/ "@SarahSwitchy I should give YL another go. I really WANT to like that game, and it's by no means a bad game." @Tricliniangry @redwolfbat I support this @maegodhavemercy @Monicaaaaaah IT'S TRUE SHE'S VERY COOL draw your fursona wearing nothing but this "@roboskank20X6 To be even more fair, I haven't even tried them yet lol. Like I said my interest dries up when the exploration stuff ends, but I SHOULD give them a try before Silksong. And I plan to." @roboskank20X6 Hollow Knight is a game where you spend TENS OF HOURS getting to the point where you can do enough to save yourself from almost any platforming/combat challenge if you're good enough. Being asked to give that up... just not my style lol @roboskank20X6 Like I'd rather attempt The Path of Pain than do the harder boss rush stuff. "@roboskank20X6 The secret endings in HK are all in the boss rush mode, right? I know I'm never getting EVERYTHING in that game. The challenges where you have to turn off various upgrades? Forget that." "@roboskank20X6 I wouldn't say they scratch that itch, no. I've done a LOT in HK but for me the interest dries up when the challenge is SOLELY a combat one, which is why I so often leave these big games unfinished right before the last boss, lol." @okbillybunny (oh and it should go without saying the part where trans people keep recommending him helps a ton too lol) "@NightlingBug Like, Hazy Maze Cave. All of that is just so... off model now for Mario. Even the promotional art for it was weird. And that weirdness is captured in a fair number of places in Odyssey which I love." @NightlingBug I also really admire Odyssey's weirdness. Something I can't fully describe perfectly but what reminds me of how weird the Mario world felt in Mario 64 when they had to redesign so much and make stuff fit in such limited hardware. "@NightlingBug I liked it a lot when I played it a couple years ago, but it didn't grab me the way I was hoping. It has a VERY satisfying control scheme, though. I wish more 3D platformers stole Mario's side flip move because it's sooooo handy and satisfying." "@okbillybunny Echoing people to listen to Dr. Powers. I don't have personal experience with his methods, but he's a doctor with a lot of experience, and I feel like as long as anyone who's taking HRT into their own hands is listening to *A* doctor that's probably a safe bet." I dunno I just want to explore a colorful world of cartoon characters while scratching my compulsion to collect stuff all within a control scheme I find fluid and satisfying to use. That's totally possible and not at all a big ask I feel. "I'm not even 100% sure what I want anymore because what I love about AHIT is the fluid controls, something that YL didn't have but in fairness, neither did BK. But I *think* what I want is a Banjo-Kazooie 3 that plays like a game made today, at least as far as the controls go." "Between Hat in Time switching gears (heh) mid-development to be more like Mario Sunshine, and Yooka-Laylee being a disappoinment that hasn't been able to hook me enough to beat it, I'm still waiting for a good spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie." HAVE to beat Hollow Knight before Silksong comes out tho I do also need to beat Breath of the Wild... and Hollow Knight... I love those games but I collected all the things in them which meant my interest kinda plummeted. Well for the third time I've mined all the easy stuff out of A Hat In Time but my hunger for 3D platformers isn't quite sated. Maybe I'll start a new Mario Odyssey file? I made it to 420 moons last time but it's been years. May as well start fresh. @Monicaaaaaah @maegodhavemercy YES THAT'S IT @zenocoyote https://t.co/WCfZA4wS3H @SteampunkPenny I LOVE HER AND I REALLY WANNA KEEP HER One of the C1 line of Astromech droids. Considered obsolete by the time of the Battle of Yavin. @Monicaaaaaah @maegodhavemercy There was a website that was nothing but video game music covers/remixes that I was obsessed with at the time but I can't remember the name of it Cats are assholes and it's why I love them @MaiaFranklyn Full Sky Lynx looks like a dinosaur. I'll separate the two halves of mine when I get it once for pictures and then never again lol @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh I love you 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX now I'm daydreaming about snuggling with you listening to RHCP 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX Also I love Red Hot Chili Peppers and I love that you love them too 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg Reliant K https://t.co/ktGC78JCRW @angille OH MY GOD I HATE THIS I FEEL SO OLD @BruckeHarmony @PhoenixAnja Nah I was obsessed with 80's music as a teen and still am :P @grittystitties I only ever listen to All The Things She Said but I LOVED that song in high school I'll be honest @FroyoBaggins STOP @BruckeHarmony @PhoenixAnja I wasn't cool enough to go to dances of any kind lol @MapleReam Honestly? Same lol @BuniFaye The hooves are a recent addition and I love them too! They really suit her 🥰 "THE OFFSPRING IS OLD PEOPLE MUSIC NOW END THE SIMULATION, THE HUMANS WILL SURELY REJECT THIS LAUGHABLE CHARADE" "@MeteorsFalling It's happening less and less though. Now that Gen Z/Zoomers are a known thing, they're being said in the same breath, occasionally they're the only one mentioned, and soon they'll be the new scapegoat, likely too late for it to be accurate just like us lol" "Also speaking of Offspring, guess what this friend's favorite band was? This thread is just The Kids Aren't Alright. Dexter Holland is 54. Time could slow down a bit if it wanted. Just saying." "Granted my friend is probably an outlier having his first kid that young, but it feels like only yesterday us millennials were seen (accurately or not) as children by the media and in four years this guy will have an adult offspring." @MadameMoonsugar It's a super cute top! "Him and his wife had like 4 kids too if I recall. His life the past 14 years has been so unbelievably different than mine, god." "My best friend in high school kinda ghosted me right after graduation, but I recently just remembered that he had a kid like a year or so after we graduated. Said kid would be 14 this year. I think just holding that thought in my mind gave me a gray hair." @surelyijess There are adults alive today who didn't exist before the Twin Towers fell @AuraBlaize @friend2allcats @reallifecomics Hell yeah! Now it's just means Mae is now complicit in further egg hatching crimes :V @surelyijess I only know a taste of that. The fact that 20-year-olds were 10 ten years ago is designed specifically to make me think of my own mortality. @ArtyMaus sometimes the girls need adjusting! @emarl_ Yeah I need to go back and spruce it up a bit once we have the new inverter for the house's electricity which should be tomorrow. Can't use my PC until then. @LuminousOcean Electroswing didn't exist when I was in high school but I know I'd be a huge fan if it did lol @BruckeHarmony I love Duran Duran but I will never understand anyone who enjoys The Police I'm so sorry :P "You haven't really lived unless you were also once 15 trying to sort out the real band name/song title of ""Baba O'Riley - Teenage Wasteland""" It was really something being a teenager in the early 00's with unsupervised computer use. I pirated. SO MUCH music. "I remember being in a Hot Topic and hearing Fogging Molly for the first time, turning to my friends and going ""WHAT IS THIS AMAZING MUSIC"" and I'm pretty sure I bought the album the same day lol" Any track from any one of these will just instantly take me back "Alright, 4 high school albums, let's go https://t.co/JRitqeLRce" "@mladyssilverfox No, haven't heard of it" (I know you're not supposed to shade your ref sheets but I couldn't help myself!!! The base colors I feel are kinda obvious? I just added shade without even blending it >.>) I need to make a better ref sheet for her but I'm way more proud of this one than my previous one lol "Look I'm never gonna be able to time having money with knowing a furry artist whose commissions are open, so if people ever want an idea for a birthday or Christmas gift for me, art of my fursona is a great idea just saying. https://t.co/gCt0gSwJsd" "@ThoughtSlime He talks about how yeah he can buy a lot of nice clothes or whatever, but once he fills up his closet he's basically done for life. And the money keeps growing. Maybe it is wasn't Bezos himself but the example definitely applies here." "@ThoughtSlime I wish I could remember where I saw this, my half-memory swears it was Bezos himself saying this, but there's an interview with a rich guy I saw in a documentary where he admits that after a certain amount of money, it just sits in his bank account doing nothing." @QueenStodge Yeah it really was. Hence the irony. @PrissyOrcGF goshhhh 😍 I used to be Had this nasty habit of thinking I no longer needed them while I was on them 🙃 not disagreeing with this at all but I'm a young soul and I really should be on more antidepressants than 0 "@PrissyOrcGF Your lips are looking so full, heck" "@Hypnothulhu hey so uh, if this covid thing ever passes I think I have some ideas for fun activities we could do when we finally meet up 👀" @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF @SizeCon gosh you really think so? that sounds like fun >/////< "@HaileyAdamsXXX I only do that if I'm mutuals with both parties? Maybe still not great but it's better than being a stranger and liking all the tweets, which I never do." @PrissyOrcGF @StebMcDreb @SizeCon DESTROY THE CON AND THE GAYS WITHIN IT WITH YOUR CATACLYSMIC BAPS @PrissyOrcGF @StebMcDreb @SizeCon YES EXACTLY 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @StebMcDreb @SizeCon YESSSSS OMG WE COULD ALL HANG OUT AND DO GAY STUFF @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF I imagine there'll be a recording! @socialistdogmom Omg I didn't see your got thrown in jail but I'm glad to hear you're out! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @SizeCon omg omg omg!!! I know at least one con I'm gonna need to go to post-covid! Gosh! 💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @SizeCon omg this is a real con??? 😍😍😍 @Hypnothulhu It really is!!!! x.x @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟💕💕💕 @Hypnothulhu why oh why oh why do I get so turned on by the idea of my gender being messed with >///< "@HaileyAdamsXXX I mean, I am... >.>" @HaileyAdamsXXX @LilithFaer I was a Kazaa girl back in the day "@LilithFaer @HaileyAdamsXXX ""Everyone's a little queer"" But then followed by ""Why can't she be a little straight"" Oh late 90's understanding of sexuality lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX @LilithFaer Honestly the gayer album was Pinkerton :P @LilithFaer I've got Kitty Pride And Nightcrawler too The two gayest X-Men 🤔 "@LilithFaer Guess who my favorite band was in high school lol And while I fell off listening to them for a long time, Pacific Daydream was an INCREDIBLE recent album if you haven't heard it 💕" @LilithFaer oh god if Weezer makes you queer.... "@HaileyAdamsXXX My baby Binx gets that way too except he has the squeakiest, highest pitch meow you've ever heard 🥰🥰🥰" @Hypnothulhu hhhhgggffh this sounds n-nice aaaaa >/////< @PrissyOrcGF @NikatinePrime So much more than one portion of cake 😳😳😳 @NLRG_ god right so much simpler @LilithFaer Going with Mergo? Shall I update my contact info on telegram? 💕 @FoxieAfterDark @stackedbimbo That's true lol 💕 @aizuchi @maegodhavemercy Another egg hatched 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh >//////> @friend2allcats @reallifecomics I've long since lost track of the trans eggs I helped hatch with that tweet 🥰 "Well heck I guess I'll wait for the final cut? That's fascinating, thank you https://t.co/0wNh2aemAT" @stackedbimbo @FoxieAfterDark I actually got people mad at me for not putting a content warning for drugs so I'm hindsight I feel bad lol @FoxieAfterDark wait I'm still baby @FoxieAfterDark Well HECK you're a cutie why wasn't I already following you back 😳 @FoxieAfterDark I was only a year on HRT lol Baby trans @NLRG_ @indianawalsh @provinghuman I always thought the G1 origin story for the Dinobots was too silly. They're both DILFs imo @HaileyAdamsXXX omg babe 😍😍😍 Update: She's out https://t.co/g0iDRwLqQW "@LilithFaer Goddess I'm so sorry that happened to you, Gwyn. I honestly admire your courage sticking up for yourself though. I would've crumbled. Love you tons 💕" "Two Rakdos cultists, a Dimir rogue, a Golgari druid who loves fire, and a Simic wizard who's apparently very suggestible" @QueenStodge YESSSSS @NLRG_ oh no https://t.co/OZT8wdeaYC @Sparx_x_x hey same "@VolkaiFFXI @QuestForTori Yeah, she's out thankfully" """You best start believing in evil campaigns, you're in one"" - @Sky_Is_A_Void (our DM)" @Tricliniangry a member of faer harem "@Valghiota I wanted something that sounded like a witch's familiar, but could only think of a name of a wizard's familiar (Merlin) His giant whiskers are an added bonus lol" an even bigger 2020 mood #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QgaLqrTRR4 @ButchPrincessG @norintha does that often with Archimedes hehe @Valghiota Yup! This is him 🥰 https://t.co/QKvsrCJ8KV this is literally me with Archimedes maybe maybe I'll just stay high today @CassFenrir I really love it! I've beaten it 3 times and two different systems 🥰 @SteampunkPenny I feel so unbelievably safer being able to retweet this stuff @TheSecretCallie @queerchangeling I'd listen @LeafTilde @HaileyAdamsXXX @LackingSaint literally me lol I was hiding my face and didn't even know it 2020 mood #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/vbJLwy29lg @HaileyAdamsXXX @LackingSaint Yeah my denial beard was wizard-like by the end @ButtGoblin666 because it's a really good horny word they finally see the light Update: https://t.co/aS1Tcnb01l @PinkRangerAnna1 @PsychicRefugee She just tweeted @LilithFaer I'm glad your safe. Message me when you can? @LilithFaer I was so fucking worried I'm crying I was so worried @NLRG_ I dunno if I've ever seen you be mean but I'll try @PinkRangerAnna1 She is??? Omg omg omg Is she okay? Does she have her phone? just vibin #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/SrygFCCy5M @PinkRangerAnna1 Thank you thank you thank you @Alice_Evelyn_ I'm so fucking worried YESSSSS FINALLY 😍😍😍😍😍 @AylaKismet I hope you have a great day too! 💕 @EntityofJustice Cutie! @SolientArt only one thing comes to mind https://t.co/5igMlyr5DQ Kinda wanna play this @CaringCaprinae @LackingSaint same @PrissyOrcGF (oh I know and I can't wait hehehe) "Not only worried about her being a trans woman in jail, but there's no way they're letting her have a mask. So now I have to worry about my friend getting covid too." @PrissyOrcGF I wanna get better at going there! I prefer porn on my PC rather than my phone and in a couple of days we'll finally have the power fixed here so I can actually use my PC. I wanna support my friends with more than just money 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF I'm in this weird spot where I so rarely check Onlyfans but I just want automatic money to go to my friends >.> @syber_kara @NewGenderWhoDis I must admit I've never tried it before but with groceries THIS delicious I feel like I have to??? @syber_kara @NewGenderWhoDis and her... groceries... @PinkRangerAnna1 @Monicaaaaaah I totally understand. Please let me know if there's something better I can retweet 💕💕💕 @syber_kara @NewGenderWhoDis Yeah suddenly that mood struck me too I wonder why 🤔 @PinkRangerAnna1 @Monicaaaaaah I retweeted the number she posted last night for the bond? I admit I don't fully understand this stuff but I just want to help. @Monicaaaaaah @PinkRangerAnna1 I'm just sick with worry. I need her to be okay. "@LilithFaer I'm so, so, so sorry I wasn't here seeing this live, Gwyn. I don't know when you're going to see this message but I love you tons and I'm so worried about you." @SomeBWord huge agree @morkitten YES @Melewdious gosh 😳 @TurtleKwitty @MoffRhea There was some sort of Nintendo leak recently. I don't think these are files found in the carts. @MommyBlakesFeet 👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX CUTIE @LilithFaer omg are you okay D: @NLRG_ lesbian boob job Such a fun level <3 #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/rhL0RG3MRn "@Q3w3e3 I think so, but it's worth qualifying that I don't think violence is inherently bad. There is good and even just violence." @MnCO3_Rh0 #andamovie!!!! @NLRG_ Indeed :P @Monicaaaaaah Good new @! @apunkP4CK True facts 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Goodnight! Sleep well! Dream gay things! 💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @abrokentweeter @Kate_Bunni BLUSHING @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I love you sweetheart 💕💕💕 @abrokentweeter @HaileyAdamsXXX @Kate_Bunni wait a minute we're calling it the grand trans polycule now lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh I'd love to try your cooking one day 😍 @LuminousOcean You really should! "When you complete an artifact, a special time rift opens up on one of the levels, and they all have photos to collect that tell you a back story about one of the characters. Super cute!" THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE IT'S SO CUTE #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0cMG6Z7WPd "(and yeah just to clarify, this isn't like a painting feature in the game. This is an easter egg added by the devs)" This is one of the reasons I love this game even more than I already would have. Pissed off a LOT of right wing chuds back when the level was added last year 🥰 @futanarchy It's @HatInTime! @SpacePrinxess_K Nyakuza Metro was an update they released last year. A few months ago it was added to consoles too. @CassFenrir ???? WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS ???? "Be gay, do cat crimes #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/pWhts01gh7" @subprogram32 The first one plz step on me #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/lsWLGFzXnb My favorite level <3 #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/eWXuMtEJFy @tinybird420 Cute! @QuestForTori @NoContextBoomer my brand @BlackheartRieka @transgirlinSEA I tend to back off from replying when a convo becomes too much You're good tho @BlackheartRieka @transgirlinSEA a lot of people do it me @SweetBeansComix Cuter glasses AND cuter hair tho @BlackheartRieka @transgirlinSEA okay! it's a date! 🥰 @BlackheartRieka Omg @transgirlinSEA can help breed is!!!! 🥵 @BlackheartRieka yes plz!!!! @transgirlinSEA @BlackheartRieka goshhhhhh >/////< @BlackheartRieka *huffs* even better! 🥵 @ikksnay that's as many as ten ones! @BlackheartRieka oh gosh we really should shouldn't we!!! >.< @JessicaCyboid @SteampunkPenny NEEEEEEEERDSSSSSS @GCMom_7777 @ZJemptv Did you know when you click hyperlinks it actually takes you to a different page? With stuff that you can't see until you click it? The internet is a confusing place but I believe in you. "@SteampunkPenny @JessicaCyboid So yeah I told Mistress you didn't care for that gun, Jessica lol :P" Presumably there's still internal healing that needs to happen maybe? Only been 8 months after all. I do wish I could fit more. @sleepy___head Goddess I hope I get there! Hartman either isn't drawing every day or he never actually understood what made his style his style (which sounds weird but this can often happen with artists and I speak from experience). Also sounds like he's kind of a shit person. Commission someone else. "Like if you just want art that looks like Hartman drew it in exactly the way you'd expect, other artists are the way to go. https://t.co/zXao6IkmL1" "like I dunno, Butch Hartman's cartoons weren't my childhood (FOP started when I was in high school), so maybe this is easier for me to say, but... maybe stop commissioning him? it's pretty clear his heart's not in it? not like any of these even looked like he drew them" It's kinda wild how stretchy a vag is. Like I stick a finger in there before the days first dilation and if I didn't know better I'd say there's no way it could get wider and then 3 dilators later I can fit two fingers in wtf @litterboxhex babe you're too hot! think of the gays you'll destroy! @weaponxtra @Selnyam Yeah but I'm theory of you used LED lights... "Correct! You can blame that on people in marketing thinking Henry Selick's name sounds better as ""the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas"" in trailers (they did it for both Monkey Bone and Coraline, and most audiences thought that meant Tim Burton) https://t.co/Fj99kZJu87" "And if you've never heard of go motion, don't worry, most people haven't. Ever wondered why that dragon in Willow looked like nothing before or since? You can thank Phil Tippett for that. https://t.co/4RbCD2Wj0w" "If you call it stop motion you cover everything, including claymation and go motion." "Yes, they became Laika, but to my knowledge Laika has not used actual clay nor called their animation claymation. https://t.co/x0cJdSq4Yd" @BlackheartRieka I need it so bad 😭🥵💦 "Me, seeing someone say ""claymation"" and I'm about to correct them until I realize they're talking about something literally made by Will Vinton studios: https://t.co/a5OJfNsFyo" @IncomingMagnus Yes. @foxvomit omg cute @garblefart Hell yes "I guess I am getting a post-orchi butt increase but it's so slow and kinda hard to see from my perspective. Frustrating, lol. If I could get hips this'll all even out I feel. Please hormone goddess 🙏" @MagsVisaggs I started at 30 and I really hope my hips get there. @HaileyAdamsXXX goddess yes plz 💕🥵🥵🥵💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Almost one more week!!! 💦💕💦💕💦 "Also will be hard as hell having to take my mom's shit again, but presumably years will feel as long as they do now, and 8 years isn't so bad." "Red pill. Might be tough having to time meeting Mistress extactly when I did because I'll definitely be transitioning sooner and can't meet her through my (straight) ex, but I'll have 20 years to plan it/set it up." "I had a very long and detailed dream that I had a baby I hear you loud and clear, lizard brain, but there's this issue where I don't have a uterus?" @lovingyousofter gosh this is a mood @AngryNerdBird LOVE THIS @ConfusedSwitch Yes plz 🥵💦 @OzmaRacc plz 🥵💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX nnnnghhg I'd be lying if I said I didn't tweet that hoping you'd see it >.> @almost_stevie Happy to help 💕💕💕 "This means he can be fixed in Super Mario Maker to be more accurate if they wanted. His current ""Super Mario World"" look always bugged me for being so wildly inaccurate." need to be bred as it turns out @KorpsPropaganda Oh gosh I hope everything goes well! 😬 @Dalmatrix on brand "@HaileyAdamsXXX We're doing it on Netflix, I don't think Mistress wants to set it up on a different service" @HaileyAdamsXXX @desikitteh @transgirlinSEA @JohnDrakeCooper @ArmlessKittyfox @EmmafromGA @maritronic9k @LongcrierCat @Kate_Bunni @AdrienneCohea @Diskotel @Madikonrad @samanthabrie @erismoth @somedumbbinch @TransQTClaire Oh it's one of these threads again @QuestForTori Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "Mistress and I love pirates, okay lol" "Community's over, so now we're trying One Piece! Mistress & I haven't seen it before 🥰" ... okay but now I want an actual Community board game @SweetBeansComix THIS IS SO CUTE @Sparx_x_x the one truth @bretmwxyz She didn't say that! She's just watching it lol But yes I'm loving it. Of all the shows she introduced me to (including The Office and Parks & Rec) I think Community is my favorite 🥰 @bretmwxyz Yes but I missed a fair few episodes. Gonna have to pay more attention next time Mistress binges it lol @LorelaiMerri It's fine it's just surreal lol @RanatokiParalax I DON'T KNOW THE FLASHBACK NEVER TOOK @LorelaiMerri YES >.> @okbillybunny 🥺🥺🥺💕 EXTRA THICK STRAPS EXTRA THICK STRAPS @isthatyourmain YESSSSS GIRLDICKS Also congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @Catgurrrl1 @Calliethulhu I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT LOL @Calliethulhu goddess same implants or bust Abed's trying to induce a flashback I love this show @okbillybunny how dare you destroy the gays with cuteness like this @RBradndenburg Yep! https://t.co/gCt0gSwJsd @zenocoyote I won't 😳 @degeneration hell yeah it's the best """how do we make claustrophobia in a tight cave tunnel even more horrifying? how about constant flowing water?""" THIS GIVES ME SUCH ANXIETY IMAGINE GETTING STUCK My fursona's parents' origin story @Azure_Husky That all sounds honestly wonderful "@vrvVEVO @StebMcDreb RIGHT???? I especially love when the little nozzle becomes your belly button and nipples, and the little handles on your hips It's SO HOT" @transangell Hell yeah! Have fun 💕 @TheRavenousDyke I love your Feraligatr stuffie!!! @TheNDqueerelf 😍😍😍 @Q3w3e3 I have eye problems too (uveitis that led to me needing new lenses put in one my eyes and eventually both) and I wish you luck! @StebMcDreb we should totally bed pooltoys sometime!!!! @Xena_Brand gosh yes plz 😳💕 @StebMcDreb GOD I wish I were a pooltoy @StebMcDreb @stackedbimbo listen I dunno how this is even possible okay @OzmaRacc gosh yes plz @Sparx_x_x these are all pretty awesome things 🤔 @SteampunkPenny Omg I didn't think we got lizards here! Such a cutie!!! @SteampunkPenny Gosh Mistress your glowup is so incredible 😍😍😍😍 @ArtyMaus so goddamn pretty 😍 @futanarchy we subs are nothing if not predictable Saw this on the way to some errands today and I'd bet money furries live here https://t.co/MtgmxpNban @StebMcDreb BABE GLOWUP ✨✨✨ @LambChopInPamps yes plz :3 @sapphixy yes? :3 this is what I'm calling sex from now on https://t.co/ieISO6BwKZ @SteampunkPenny I love you too Mistress! And I will 🥰💕💕💕💕 a transformers orgy is called a traffic jam @SteampunkPenny aaaaaaa you're so pretty Mistress 😍😍😍😍 @BruckeHarmony No worries! I appreciate the gesture honestly 💕 "@BruckeHarmony I mean I'm not consciously stressed about it, no. And if this is the reason, then I have literally never once been not stressed about it, despite not feeling stressed." @SwiftAusterity And I sincerely hope they all transitioned Avatar cast some weird spell on the moviegoing public where we all loved it for like 3 months so if the sequels can do that again? Sure that'd be fun. But until then we're just gonna make fun of this lol "I wanna make a cheeky joke about how ""when the world needed him most, he vanished"" but no one wants or needs THIS Avatar." @LilithFaer Awwww 💕 "@QuinntoBean I know that my phone has a setting that will flip a selfie back to normal after you take it (since yeah mirroring it really helps setting up the shot), and I also know it took me a bit to find it so no judgement lol" I'm not really losing that much depth in my vag (testing it with my finger confirms) but getting any kind of width past the violet dilator just feels impossible and I don't know what I'm doing wrong :/ "@pumpka_booty @HaileyAdamsXXX I was gonna let her keep following me even after that ridiculous bickering with Katelyn Burns, but this is way too far. Blocked." @AmazonChique I KNOW I NEED ONE I found where they're selling a two pack with fancier chrome paint and I'm definitely buying it when I get paid! Thanks for the heads up! "@Waspshot23 I own that too! Ah, the heady days of the last gasps of the DVD format" @AmazonChique OMG I LOVE THIS??? @MaiaFranklyn Llamas are very similar to be fair 💕 @Waffliesinyofac EXACTLY I went from 8k followers to over 8.5k followers in less than a month This is madness what are y'all doing Buying lots of stuffies or at least wanting to buy lots of stuffies is extremely trans and no I won't be taking questions on this I just learned about who created Pokemon Center Reviews and just like when I learned about the creator of the Wiki TMNT page I had one immediate reaction: https://t.co/rNitlYRwfH Trans people created both @wiki_tmnt and @ReviewsPokemon and I don't know how else to say we're just amazing at creating wholesome content @mode_view yeah it's more like a bisexual aura (I dunno if I'd call Lapis bisexual but I just had to make this joke I'm sorry) forgetting the most iconic one smdh https://t.co/irvB9Irf3t @LeafTilde @mode_view Honestly same. I tried playing a girl once pre-transition and I was just too embarrassed (my fellow players were all cool about it though) "@dakoriolf Gorillas are my shield, eagles have to get close to do any damage, they get picked off one by one from either the gorillas or the mass of rats grabbing them." "Rats don't tend to do that one scene in Willard (a movie I was obsessed with when I was 15 lol), but in this fantasy they're here to defend me from death, so presumably they would do exactly that one scene from Willard. Rat teeth can chew threw copper. They will end you." "10k rats single-mindedly out to kill is all I'll need, but I'll take the five silverback gorillas just in case." @mode_view https://t.co/DdRRf071KN Pinkie Pie is still bisexual and you can't convince me otherwise Though props to them pairing RD and Applejack together at least. These are two of my favorite characters but I'm still upset that Pinkie Pie ended up with a dude lol @PhilosophyTube @JennyENicholson Just because Cheese Sandwich is voiced by Weird Al doesn't mean he's comparable in age :P I'm honestly surprised you have pony opinions lol @OneLameShark Can't believe I didn't hear about the clones until recently. Are they the same mold as the TR versions? Because I have those already. Are they store exclusives? Haven't seen them on BBTS at all. @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you toooooo 💕💕💕💕 @benjanun_s are they thirsty flowers "@HaileyAdamsXXX I uh, I love it too 👀💦💕" blaze it #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6kXhVTg9TA @LilithFaer soooooo much cuter now 🥰 @PocketPampers h*ck >/////> "@mode_view I figured, which is why I stopped you 💕" "(speaking of which, who the hell even is she and why is this doll company following her lol) https://t.co/TViKZpOAne" "(just to clarify, I'm mocking Ditum with that tweet)" "@mode_view Lucky you, I love it 💕" @zenocoyote Awwwww thank you!!! 💕💕💕 You seem awesome. Glad we ran into each other 💕 @neolibratqueen @Tricliniangry surely those tiny horns would be cuter on a good girl~ "@zenocoyote Yeah it's best to wait a few years. I'm planning to get top surgery too, basically as soon as I can afford it since it's already been a few years for me. I hope you get tiddies the size you want! 💕" @crazylittlebee1 Yeah I definitely got it all over my hand lol. Thank you for the advice! """You can't punch down on this lady, she's too powerful!"" - a person who absolutely understands what punching down means" "@zenocoyote 3 years and a month! And I'm wearing a padded bra to be fair, but yeah because of the gynecomastia I had as a kid I kinda got starter boobs. Bra size right now is a 44C, but I'd much rather be in the F or G range." @zenocoyote I'm soooooo looking forward to having even bigger tits and filling them out even more tbh 🥰🥰🥰 "@zenocoyote god, same" @zenocoyote @WillMuzzi Omg I love this 😭💕 @bexcran IT REALLY IS @zenocoyote RIGHT??? Also I LOVE your banner omg @NewGenderWhoDis Nah I just meant Trump himself is an unbelievable parody. An authentic portrayal of him would seem unrealistic. "Do you think they'll try to make him like, more realistic?" "I don't want the historical dramas about Trump that will inevitably happen to exist like, ever. I'm just really not looking forward to it." @neolibratqueen @Tricliniangry of course it is (I also looked it up and saw stubby horns but I wanted to confirm) rt to piss off jkr @LackingSaint (my favorite is still the Oculus VR one where Jeff asks if you wanna ride the roller coaster) @LackingSaint I was following you initially because of your Giant Bomb animations! And then one day some guy I never heard of was putting awesome leftist video essays in my subscription feed! Took me a little while to figure out where you came from lol @Tricliniangry @neolibratqueen is that the troll in your pfp @futanarchy Those always go hand in hand with me too Like my brain needs to have the depression fucked out of it omg I want some of those patches @MommyBlakesFeet truth 🥵 @GeekyPug87 I hope so!!! @GeekyPug87 YUP I have it preordered already hehe @bi_gendian Yeah I figured it was a thing for all vulvas but thank you! It's very affirming to know for sure 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX I wanna be held by you so bad 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕 @Claire_Sable EXACTLY @Valdrianth IT REALLY DOES @Kayleestruth The thing is it can be hard to remember where that hole is in the moment lol @HaileyAdamsXXX I can't wait 😭💕💕💕 @TheCrystalStorm The color of your house is so beautifully queer! @TheCrystalStorm Gosh you're so handy 🥰 "@mode_view Oh I hate it lol But I've just learned to grin and bear it. When you're on HRT you need to get your levels checked every few months. Plus I've been on countless medication and stuff since I was a kid. Blood work is something I'm used to, as much as I can be." "Apparently there's a funnel you can get? God I dunno this vulva's only 8 months old lol I'm guessing the woman there made a judgement call on my genitals which, eh" @Canageek Right???? @AuraBlaize Nah that's perfect lol Anyway I got my sample in. And the lady who was drawing blood was REALLY fast and efficient which I appreciate. In a few days I'll get my results and then I'll be one of those responsible sex havers 🥰 Turns out Peeing in a cup Is nearly impossible with a vulva RIP @starshpgirl @abrokentweeter @neolibratqueen mood @neolibratqueen cause she needs to be bred We just randomly drove past Gunther Toody's in Colorado Springs which is a restaurant I haven't thought about in like 20 years. I had a friend whose mom worked there when I was a kid. I'm surprised it's still around honestly https://t.co/ns9udr43jg @guinevere_xy @Ms_J_Harper aw heck 🥰 @LeafTilde @mode_view bab :3 @vexwerewolf wait I still see a follower count? @LeafTilde but! but! @QuestForTori @BabeyoftheDay h*ck D:< this is bullying D:< @QuestForTori @BabeyoftheDay HEY D:< @Ms_J_Harper @guinevere_xy I mean I didn't need to lol Hat Kid says capitalism is bullshit #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mvj1GGeV0Z @mode_view gosh thank you~ 😘 @TheCrystalStorm It's true 🥵 @TheCrystalStorm you were a very hot twink goddamn 😳 (hotter now though :3) "@caraesten I only have like one decent pre-transition photo and while it is from 2015, I've posted it so much I'm tired of seeing it lol" @CloneLightning @SweetBeansComix are those like tide pods @mode_view The best kind of mischief! @caraesten Yeah I used to be a lot harsher towards crossdressers but I've backed off entirely. It's really not their fault other cis people confuse us for them. @reallifecomics Breaking the fourth wall is a very clever solution to closing the timeline gap lol @SweetBeansComix what has the moon ever done for us honestly @transgirlinSEA @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX @maritronic9k I'd be lying if I said I don't sometimes fantasize about it 👀 @transgirlinSEA @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX @maritronic9k look orgies are way more fun "@StopTweetingMia @SomeBWord They almost kinda do, but it shadowbans you 🙃" @SomeBWord Whyyyyyyy are children allowed on this app "@LorelaiMerri sure, I suppose it's less violent than that" @transgirlinSEA @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX @maritronic9k PLZZZZZ 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @transgirlinSEA plz I wanna do gay stuff 💦💦💦💦 @transgirlinSEA hhhhggg 💦 "@LorelaiMerri I dunno if I'd call any outcome where Trump gets four more years ""less violent""" @transgirlinSEA oh gosh yes plz 👀💦 @LorelaiMerri Definitely. I'm really... excited? Scared? Both? Neither? For November. Whatever happens it'll be big. Hell even IF he just steps down that'll be its own kind of big. Look I know it's an old Harry Potter shirt but it makes me tits pop so much 🥰✨ https://t.co/KGAP9SToIk "But to clarify how I feel at least: I know soooo many twinks in their early 20's that look exactly like that so that was just my assumption? Were it not for the Google suggestion I wouldn't have thought twice about it. A canon, static age of 12 would completely change my opinion" "@MaiaFranklyn The TR molds were ""pretools"" but I too forgot which came first lol" "One of the Google suggestions for ""guilty gear Bridget"" was ""guilty gear Bridget age"" and lads, I tried to do my due diligence and find a canon age but it appears to all be speculation. Weirdos on GameFAQs are convinced he's 12, another unofficial bio I found said 22." Me memeing in 2006: LOL everyone's gay for Bridget!!!! Me in 2020: I'm actually just gay https://t.co/hmsVBZhI7t I've never played a Darkstalkers game but the first characters that come to mind when I think of the franchise are Morrigan and Felicia. Like I'm pretty sure I'm not out of line saying they're by far the most popular characters? Maybe lead with them? "It's ""free"" for the average citizen, insofar as anything you could pay for with taxes is. The exorbitant cost of our military isn't free either, everyone understands that, but it's a cost the right wing acts like is necessary. Socialism is more necessary." "Like don't get me wrong, I'm in the camp of ending capitalism, but until we get there, I recognize that a good half step would be making billionaires into millionaires and using that money to pay for all this." "Conservatives have bought so hard into the ""how will we pay for it"" (which actually, transparently translates into ""we don't want to pay for it"") narrative that they seriously think people left of center believe socialism can be completely free of cost. Tax. The. Rich." There isn't a third option where Trump just follows the rules are admits defeat. I'm not sure where anyone who believes that has been for the past 4 years. "You have two options: - Get ignored - Accelerate the fascism They're both bad but the second option has the added benefit of getting more and more people to wake up and fight, and crucially THE FASCISM IS NOT THE FAULT OF THE PROTESTORS" "I mean to be fair there were a number of protests for years now against Trump that was only during the day, extremely peaceful, etc. And they were all competely ignored by Trump, so," "If there's one thing we all know about fascists, it's that they will always go easier on you if you're good and follow the rules." proud of California not sure what's going on with Colorado tho "@grittystitties @GottaGoMichelle @ShivaHypatia I didn't make that, but I might've retweeted it ages ago" @okbillybunny Oh gosh 😍 @QuestForTori *Danny Phandom "@VirologyCami Even if it would be ultimately virtually worthless on its own, I maintain that actually getting a vaccine to 100 million Americans for *free* would be nothing short of a miracle. Meaning I'll believe it when I see it. Meaning the bar couldn't be much lower." @VirologyCami Yeah I kinda figured honestly. "@Yumi_Sparkles Jared was the Subway spokesperson for like 15 years before he was arrested for child molestation. He was simply known as ""Jared"" and supposedly lost a ton of weight from a Subway diet." "Though I'll be honest, given how everything else surrounding this virus has been handled, even vaccinating 1 in 3 people would be comparatively a surprising success." "@Yumi_Sparkles I dunno if I've seen that episode lol I'm talking about the one where Subway almost buys Greendale, and I said Jared Subway because I don't know/care about his last name and I'm doing the Sans Undertale thing" https://t.co/HPyQHDWmb5 "@Yumi_Sparkles I don't know what you mean? Jared had like a really brief, almost background cameo with no speaking lines." @BruckeHarmony Presumably this was before it was discovered he was a pedophile. @SomeBWord YUP that's one of the first things my therapist told me. Like I was already seeing her to get an HRT letter but she squashed my imposter syndrome pretty hard telling me this. @tiptransformed This is the fifth season actually oh NO Jared Subway cameo'd in this Community episode D: @Tupsimati Yeah I can tell they were allowed to do pretty much whatever lol @totallyhealthie That's awesome! "...There's a Community episode that's just GI Joe. Like, literally. As in I guess Hasbro was totally cool with it. I love this." https://t.co/PMiObp32a7 "@BugbearPancakes @TrexPushups ugh, cis people" @StebMcDreb The only reason I used the DA link is because I hear the site runners of FA are kinda shitty. I'll have to be more careful next time. @StebMcDreb I don't mean to sound too paranoid but K*w*farms have been stalking me pretty hard and have already tried similar shit like this. Deviant Art took down the story because it was too explicit grumble grumble so here's an FA link for it: https://t.co/VckWz0u5Dk And curses she barely uses Twitter so the odds of her seeing all this are pretty much zero lol RIP By the way: Same cutie I was talking about in this thread. I got a bad case of the extremely gays https://t.co/MmSJioxvJ5 @SixArmedSweater Take care of yourself 💕💕💕💕 @ServantoftheFae Cute! Smelling panties is the best~ Just randomly thinking about this moment and how wonderful and gay it was 🥰🥰🥰 @Knockout_Kat In my opinion it's far worse to never mention him like he never existed. @lilyvonpsudonym There's really no need "@Knockout_Kat I mean given that it takes place 10 years later, an off screen execution I think would've been fine personally" "@Knockout_Kat I don't get how ignoring one of his best performances is paying respect to him, but I understand that was their stated reason." @Knockout_Kat The fact that they don't even MENTION Joker pissed me off so much. Not even like a reference to him like getting the chair or anything. Like he didn't even exist. @lilyvonpsudonym There's literally no reason to believe that "I really wanna visit the alternate universe where Ledger didn't die. They didn't start writing TDKR until after he passed, but you can't convince me THAT was the movie we would've gotten had he not." Oh and Batman Begins is... fine? It's been years since I watched it but I'd rather watch it than Rises. I'll watch The Dark Knight over and over again. Probably one of my top 50 favorite movies? Which sounds like faint praise but I watch a LOT of movies. TDKR though? I watched it once in theaters. It was good for some funny memes I guess. The Dark Knight Rises @FinalBossFemme okay but that's adorable @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀💦💦💦 @popeguilty @caraesten Yep! @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh! guess who else has a humiliation and degradation fetish? 👀👀👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX hot~ 👀 @caraesten The big monster ones look cool https://t.co/P5tM8MdJ7h "We're on season 5 of Community and there's a definite ""fuck it"" attitude with the premises of each episode and I'm really loving it." "I know it might be overkill, but imagine if IDW made big tomes like these for MLP. They do have Omnibuses, but I bought the first one years ago and it's weirdly tiny? I prefer the full comic size. https://t.co/OYpIJXscNy" "@LittleLambJenny I'm gonna feel really sad I know. Last anyone heard G5 is still on, though I have to assume covid slowed production down a bit." "Nope wait, Wikipedia lied, they're on volume 18, and 19 is releasing next month. Jesus." I crave those big hardcover volumes that the Transformers series did lol "Okay so apparently the core series is in theory still going, and they're on volume 17 which is like up to issue 78. Seems like all the spin-off series are done though, thankfully. Though there's several I missed RIP" "I'm afraid to actually like, count, but my conservative estimate is I've accumulated maybe HALF of the comics they've released at far https://t.co/BYLGN1PQPj" "Gotta complete my MLP IDW trade comic collection before Hasbro starts up G5. I honestly hope G5 is awesome, but I have to assume they're gonna want IDW to reboot with them." @PrissyOrcGF You're such a goddamn inspiration @GeekyPug87 @PrissyOrcGF If covid ever ends I'm gonna hang out with orc mom one day! And hell yeah I'll buy a tat from her 🥰 "UPDATE: That was fast! Labs are ordered, I'm gonna go in tomorrow and give them my blood and urine :V Then in two to three days I'll be one of those responsible sex havers with paperwork and everything lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX n-no >.> @SomeBWord it's true and you should say it @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX *huffs* D:< @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch hhgddddghgs m-mean!!! >//////> 😳💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX *ahem* hhhgffffffdghhhhsshhgdssh 😳💦 @starshpgirl Yeah I'm a little disappointed but it could be way worse honestly @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch and the cigar is a nice butch touch gosh 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch omg that's super gay 😍😍😍 But hey at least covid has made it so it's only a phonecall rather than me having to go in. Like I'll have to go in to get my blood drawn but at least it's just that one visit. "Trying to be a good responsible sex haver & getting some overdue STD tests done Really thought I could just waltz into one of the Kaiser labs & ask for it but I'm glad I called because I have to talk to a doctor to like, order the labs So that's another call I'm waiting for RIP" @PrissyOrcGF But honestly most of all I wish you luck! 💕💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF If you didn't live so far away I'd be honored to get a tattoo from you @EmmafromGA @longestaugust It certainly can be @PrissyOrcGF I'm so excited for you omg!!! "@PrissyOrcGF You're stuck with me, I know that much :P" @liddytronic @trgrrl Literally like a month after BronyCon 2016 (last pony con I went to and second to last con I went to period) was when my egg hatched lol "@Canageek @lauralwen Also this, and probably way more https://t.co/MXELNzRWBm" @Canageek @lauralwen https://t.co/ebRK6uioDf "@trgrrl It was this surreal sense of like ""Oh yeah, that's all over, huh?"" I used to go to so many pony cons..." @ZKuerten No need to apologise at all! It's okay 💕 "@ZKuerten For a very long time now DC has been better at shows than movies, whereas Marvel is the opposite." @ZKuerten Cool! @CaseyExplosion literally the ranch I live on (alpacas are camelids!) @ZKuerten Yes I'm aware lol 💕 "@ZKuerten I still haven't watched it, but I'm definitely interested" "@Mumford_98 @WhaleHorned Ah, my favorite episode!" "@ZKuerten I agree! Though when it is intentional like with Steven Universe, it helps when the the show runner (and probably a bunch of the crew as well) are queer themselves, which helped a ton in this case." "@QueenStodge @MaxAnCheez Old Convoy, Really Old Convoy, and Dead Convoy" "Kinda breaking the flow of this thread by adding this but another thing I love about Stevonnie is that scene where both Sadie and Lars have the hots for them. Again, there's a boy AND a girl in there! It's not gay! (Meanwhile the queers in the audience know it's EXTREMELY gay)" "@WhaleHorned I mean there was that comedy special Moffat wrote with the ""lol sonic screwdriver is my vibrator"" gag in it but I don't think that's canon and god I hope that wasn't the first." "(see also: Doctor Who is trans because of established lore built up over the course of 50 years, though in that case the queerness hiding in the lore was less intentional initially)" "By the end of the show of course, Sugar & crew realized they really weren't gonna be stopped and the show reached the status of truly incredible queer art, but I really do think it was in part clever lore building that made that possible. And I just think that's really neat." "Yeah, technically gems don't have gender in the way humans define it, but they're all undeniably female-coded. Lots of media for kids & adults play with this idea, but usually code the aliens male and never make them date. The groundwork was laid to just let the queerness thrive" "Don't get me wrong, it was undeniably INTENTIONALLY QUEER. I'm just saying I suspect it was able to be the first major western animated show to be openly queer by almost sneaking the queerness in through a logically consistent lore that kinda forced you to accept it." "One of the things I loved about Steven Universe is that the lore was custom-made to fall back on plausible deniability if they needed to. ""What, gay? These space rocks don't have actual genders!"" ""What, nonbinary? A boy and a girl fused, there's two of them. They.""" @OzmaRacc goddess all those sexy bodies it would be an ACTUAL crime to NOT have an orgy tbh @Tricliniangry @neolibratqueen we're not worthy @reallifecomics Bit of timeline fudging going on here. Wonder what the real Mae's excuse was? :P @OzmaRacc look if it's a crime to show the entire city such a good time then I guess just lock us all up right now @osd1000 @neolibratqueen Geese don't quack D:< "There was a LOT to love about Solo imo but Glover was top of that list, easily" "@mode_view I can't do that with the flat earth one because the guy with the ""tweaker's drug shack"" or whatever t-shirt embarrasses me way too much But otherwise yeah his videos are amazing background noise" @mode_view @vexwerewolf @Hbomberguy YOU SEE THE SHOW GOT YOU YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING CLEVER HAHAHAHA @vexwerewolf @Hbomberguy It's so weird because I swear that I liked that show before watching his review. It was like I was under some spell that only Harris could break. @QueenStodge I'd probably die of excitement @ManjiButt @trgrrl who could have guessed???????? "@joelax9 @ThoughtBulb Black screen, actually! It was a Jim Henson-invented technique!" @PersephoneHime @ConfusedSwitch h*ck >//////> "@StebMcDreb I mean *I* posted it, you just retweeted it :P" @autogynamelia SAME @winocm I wish mine did 😭😭😭 @StebMcDreb Wanna be round blueberries together with you so badly 💦💦💦 @abdlstella Hell yeah! 💕 "My unbelievably wonderful girlfriend @StebMcDreb surprised me with an incredibly sexy and cute story of her and my fursonas having sex and becoming round, inflated, juice-filled blueberries and I just wanna say I love her so fucking much 💕🔵🔵💕 https://t.co/hE0jSWtWsB" "like that Stef Sanjati pic I just retweeted? ultimately what's most important is she's now at a healthy weight but if I'm being perfectly honest she's also really, really hot being that curvy, just saying 🤷‍♀️" there's no heterosexual explanation for this thicc trans girls are unbelievably hot I don't make the rules @JennyENicholson I still consider myself a Brony and I thought it was a wonderful video. @YourBoswell Hmmmmm it's definitely tempting since I've never painted minis before. I might hit you up when I'm finally ready to buy it! @YourBoswell And then you can order them so they come colored? @SomeBWord Same @VirologyCami @LilithFaer Seconded 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis proud of u @NewGenderWhoDis WTF D:< @YourBoswell Color tool? @Kaelyrhn Yep! My character is a Simic Hybrid Wizard 🥰 "@crazylittlebee1 Very true, but for myself I feel like it's worth it for my very weird character I made lol" @HoovesAreBetter @JennyENicholson Yeah I used to table at conventions and sold stuff in the dealer room at BC '16. It's still bullshit! I say this as an artist who tried to do this for a living. @joffeorama lol I guess so "I can't pretend that I was buying many Ubisoft games before all this shit came out, and boycotts don't work, but I just don't want to spend money on them anymore, you know? Feels gross to even consider. Just a personal choice I'm making for myself." @trgrrl remember when they said women were too hard to animate @mode_view Thank you! I did a few more tweaks since taking that screenshot but I'm otherwise really proud of how she looks 🥰 @JennyENicholson Wtf I really liked that video D: @TheCrystalStorm YES YES YES "I was initially going to go the official Ravnica D&D mini route, but their selection is pretty limited (look I get it there's like ten guilds) But this character creator gave me almost everything I wanted & more! All she's missing is a fin mohawk instead of hair, but this works" @joffeorama AN IMAGINEER CLEARLY INVENTED THIS WHIMSICAL CREATURE "Gonna have to wait until payday, but they let you save designs so that's not an issue lol" For once a Twitter ad actually suggested something I actually needed! I just designed my new D&D character! The number of options on this site (Hero Forge) are incredible! https://t.co/aTwZE8oqne @neolibratqueen or a quesadilla is a sandwich? @chipfoxx @AshCoyote oh no! :/ "@maegodhavemercy My heart still soars when I hear ""ma'am"" 🥰 Congrats btw!" you cannot convince me these are real animals this is clearly a jim henson creature shop creation @maegodhavemercy Doesn't it feel amazing? 🥰 "@DrewFlashy1 @DarklyDragon no venue, no new horse episodes, no problem" @StebMcDreb maaaaaybe~ @StebMcDreb wow gay~ random selfie because I'm feeling cute ✨ https://t.co/3ZJ0rrqUBz There's literally no polite way to dismiss a minority group's concerns as shit you don't care about as it turns out 🤷‍♀️ "@SixArmedSweater Very, very treasured 💕💕💕💕💕" "What's the English word for ""please settle down you annoying transes, I want to be able to dismiss you without sounding rude""??????" "@Vangelus @Kamenspider I'll just be excited for whatever the next Titan Class figure is, because it's bound to be a surprise. All the G1 ones are done unless they wanna do Metro again (which I wouldn't say no to given my regret selling him and the painful secondary market prices now)" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so so so much omg "@TheCrystalStorm listen,,,, girls pretty,,,,,," @SixArmedSweater *gentle hugs for spider* "@LaurakBuzz ""Please don't use my children (Video Games) for YOUR propaganda"" might be the most pathetic thing I've read in weeks" @HaileyAdamsXXX (also I love you so much and you warm my fucking heart omg) @HaileyAdamsXXX (I have such ideas for a display that'll look like Cybertron with everyone shooting pew pew lasers and everything... it'll look amazing if I ever find the space/time/money) "@HaileyAdamsXXX Actually, speaking of Unicron... I'm going to need a display case built *around* this beast when he finally arrives next year lol https://t.co/Qnh4mXJ87P" I have such a backlog of Transformers that I wanna open but there's just no room to put them anywhere yet 😭😭😭 @mode_view You're a better person than you give yourself credit for @ArmlessKittyfox @desikitteh @transgirlinSEA I'm taking about inter-community discourse in my tweets mainly @AngryNerdBird Gotcha @AngryNerdBird You don't care for women having sexual agency? @DarklyDragon Thank you! 💕💕💕 @DarklyDragon Omg I'm sorry I missed it! I miss TrotCon :/ OH GOD NO https://t.co/fzyEsaIo9O Now everything just goes in my purse and it's much better """Aunt by marriage"" would mean she married his uncle, but he's talking about marrying her???" "I don't have pockets that fit stuff anymore, but when I was still wearing guy pants with their cavernous pockets: Wallet - 1 Keys - 2 Phone - 2 Misc - 1 Growing up my dad taught me never to use my back pockets because doing so supposedly made it easier for pickpockets." @KittikatGuild like a hot dog @mode_view It is @RBradndenburg @QueenStodge It's the first sentence of his bio on TFWiki and arguably the thing he's most known for :P https://t.co/rsSW8N2g6H "To said older brother's credit, he said ""I think they just kinda... turn it inside out?""" "I'm pretty sure there was context of ""bunch of middle school boys are sharing gross stories and the older brother trumps them all with 'I heard there's a surgery that turns your dick into a pussy'"" but like, still mortifying" at a friend's sleepover in middle school I asked his older brother how a vaginoplasty works I'm still mortified thinking about it lol "@QueenStodge Wait he's a different character? I thought this was like, back when he was a Decepticon like Jetfire or Drift. Regardless tho I thought this was for trademark reasons." @mode_view This is all nonsense talk and deep down you know that. "@BirdTickler (Mistress really really really loves Stargate, you see)" @BirdTickler Mistress loves this gun lol. She had to pawn it before covid hit and now they're impossible to find. I guess they're just really popular over here. @okbillybunny I hope it can happen for you soon. Seriously if it wasn't for covid your home town does that surgery now. Home stretch. @weaponxtra @AmyDentata EXACTLY @AmyDentata Cock is delicious and incredibly fun to suck I dunno wtf toxic masculinity boys are on about "@okbillybunny I didn't even start HRT until a couple weeks after my 30th birthday RIP 😭 I made a new goal for myself though, and that was to leave my dick behind in the 2010's, which I just barely made. Maybe you can decide on a similar goal?" @starshpgirl Yeah the Dr. Powers method I hear just has you take prog up the butt and it takes care of it. But your T still goes down. Regardless of how I managed to do it I would've had a similar experience. Luckily my balls are gone now. @Azure_Husky IT'S GOOD SAPPHIC "@abrokentweeter It was T-fueled ""cis"" ""boy"" horny so it got kinda too much at times lol" @NotGyro Apparently they have a board for trans girls now. No need to go to 420chan for that anymore lol @TransRainbows Look I know it sounds impossible but T is a helluva drug. I've made a concerted effort to distance myself from those days because I was even more obnoxiously horny then than I am now and probably more toxic than I remember. That version of me is dead. I just to enjoy the good memories. "Hahaha I reconnected with another former 4ch*nner from back in the day on the comics and cartoons board, /co/. Just like today on here I was terminally online on there back then and I even used a tripcode so she actually remembers me lol." @Lass_Library OMG FOLLOWED @Lass_Library OH WAIT YOU MEANT THE /CO/ THREADS??? @Lass_Library Gotcha. Still good to see another (former?) Brony 💕 @Lass_Library I would say I wonder if we ever crossed paths but I only ever went to TrotCon (in Columbus) and ROTLcon (in Denver). I was able to go to BronyCon only once in 2016. @YourBoswell I bet I know more memes from it than I realize. I absorbed so much through osmosis lol Anyway I maintain that the Brony fandom was big enough that in another 10 years it could support the occasional (small) convention. That energy doesn't just disappear. It just can't stay at that pace forever. It has to cool down for a bit. "So like, I know about Sweetiebot but much like with most Brony memes I didn't really bother to look into where it came from because like who has the time? Sweetiebelle is a robot. It's inherently funny." "Funnily enough while I had heard of Witchcraft is Magic I don't think I ever watched an episode of it, and I discovered Jenny Nicholson kinda on my own through Twitter & then YouTube I might've been in the thread that coined the term Brony but I missed a lot of the fandom stuff" "I mostly sold my art at them because it was an affordable way to go, but this was all before I realized I was trans. Then my excuse for not going back for a couple years was so I could focus on transitioning, then we started the ranch, then covid happened... I just miss it all." "I often talk about how despite being a furry since my mid teens, I never really went to a furry con until RMFC in I think 2015? I want to go to more if the world ever goes back to normal but for me Brony cons were where I experienced that fandom energy." "This video is making me kinda nostalgic, even if it's for stuff I experienced as an adult. I used to go to a ton of the smaller Brony conventions. I kinda miss that era (though I don't miss being a boy during it lol) https://t.co/5dnkAOE7aA" "@maverynthia @IamaUnihorn6 Well I wanted to use a term that encompassed more than just porn, and in the screenshot the example given was just an anime girl with fully clothed tiddies. Which yeah, kinda porn? But also not entirely." "@mode_view No one else gets to judge you for the things you don't say, why should you?" "That's actually a better framing for the tweet at the top there: Right wing chuds are used to not seeing women as people so when they see us criticizing a woman that isn't a person (but rather a cartoon) while also wanting to free the nipple, they see hypocrisy." I suppose some of them realize what they're doing but that's really fucking dark if they do. But I can see some of them thinking that policing women's bodies 100 years ago was simply about policing the female form if they don't often make a habit of thinking of women as people. "Right wing chuds try to defend cheesecake while insisting that, for example, female Twitch steamers shouldn't be allowed to show cleavage because what they really want is tiddies without a woman's agency getting in the way, and they don't even realize this is what they're doing." @narylis You seem cool 💕 Gotta say BronyCon's last con last year was perfect timing. TrotCon was gonna happen this year and it was gonna be this cheeky thing where TC outlasted BC and then nope :/ @narylis Okay. Is it okay that I followed you? @mode_view That's bad brain talking and bad brain lies. I haven't experienced that at all from you. @disartfuldodger @SwiftAusterity I appreciate the offer but the bigger problem is I've already been in like 20 channels for years and never use Discord. I try to be better about using it but the reality is another channel won't help. @narylis I mean I haven't noticed you doing that. And in this particular case I really should've deleted my replies first (or not gotten involved in the first place). Going on the info you had you did nothing wrong. And I welcome your input! So it really breaks my heart to see you go. @disartfuldodger https://t.co/8Pr43Zmpq8 @narylis I don't mind if you're following me :/ @mode_view You didn't do anything wrong. I wish I could convince you of that. Do me a favor and try to internalize that. For me. @narylis @SixArmedSweater @mode_view please untag me "Actually do you know what I crave even more? A queer space where everyone there recognizes and acknowledges that some problems don't have any clean answers but also understand that everyone trying to answer them is doing their best, even if their best is messy." @SwiftAusterity Nah this needs to be local and in person. Even a Discord can be screenshotted and dragged onto Twitter. "I can't even share one of the problems I'm thinking of without worrying that people will just assume the worst. Think about that. I can't even say ""How so we solve [X problem that doesn't have an easy answer]?"" without people assuming I'm demanding an answer that'll hurt people." I crave a queer space where you can actually ask difficult questions about problems that can't be answered a single way without people immediately assuming the worst and most extreme interpretation of your words. I don't want this to be seen as a subtweet because I love my friends dearly but I just need to fucking VENT without someone dragging me back into this fucking misery "next time a discourse happens and you're certain there's a side that's demanding something immoral or dangerous, try assuming the best in their stance and just tweeting about something else" @WitchcatAffy it literally doesn't matter tho in my experience you probably don't because there's always like 10 discourses going on at once but regardless you know what I mean your fellow queers are not your enemy yes there are a exceptions we can all name but how about just once I make a declarative statement that twitter doesn't twitter all over can we have a discourse discourse where myself and others point out we've been traumatized by discourse will that make it fucking stop God I hate discourse so fucking much "@mode_view @SixArmedSweater Like I said before I really don't want to have this argument. Everyone's bring amicable and not screaming at each other which is all I was hoping for, so I'm respectfully bowing out." @SixArmedSweater @mode_view Hopefully laws never again make queers have to choose between love and morality. "@mode_view @SixArmedSweater If fascism really takes over again and being gay is once again made illegal here, fucking in the park is both a violation of consent and a radical act. The world is messy like that." "@mode_view @SixArmedSweater Defining that line can be tricky, is all. Yes speaking in hypotheticals it's all very well defined. But non-queers will take your line and try to apply to as many things as possible. Give them an inch they'll demand a mile." "@PersephoneHime Yeah I know what article it is, thank you. It takes spoons for me to read stuff like this. I'll get to it, I promise." @WerewolfMoms one fear @mode_view @SixArmedSweater I'll make sure to read it but it's important to keep in mind that homophobes will never consent to any public display of gay affection. "@LisaTMullin ""why, of course you are"" - someone who definitely isn't owned" "@SixArmedSweater @Calliethulhu I still need to read it and I should. The conversation on Twitter has kinda moved beyond what the article has said, for good or ill. Note that Callie isn't talking about the article in this thread." "@SixArmedSweater @Calliethulhu You're a really good friend of mine that I love, Quinn. I know your heart is in the right place and I thank you for that 💕" @SixArmedSweater @Calliethulhu I actually don't want to have this argument but I wanted to gently head this off at the pass before this gets ugly. No one is advocating for fucking in public. @SixArmedSweater @Calliethulhu The problem is this isn't about fucking in public. I agree that literally just having sex in front of strangers without their consent is bad. Everyone does. The issue is queer sex in general has a history of being suppressed under the guise of calling it public sex. @avatar_izzy @rozietoez lol same "@QueenStodge Makes sense! That's such an imposing figure to ""waste"" on such an obscure character (I like Doubledealer but Hasbro has a yearly allotment of Megatrons to fill :P)" "@wijndeer Yeah by all accounts it was just ""okay"" which is why it was at frustrating that it took forever to come out lol" @neolibratqueen lol I need to learn how to read Not sure how I missed that "@heynetters @reallifecomics Yes. I'm a full-time 24/7 collared sub for my Mistress, who I only ever call Mistress (and sometimes Mommy)" "@slipkn0t8 @rozietoez @Angela58159821 Decidedly more cis women are abusers than trans women. I think you're making a great argument for why cis women should be barred from women's spaces. No one of course thinks that would work, but your logic leads directly to that." "@neolibratqueen It's like a combination of time, spoons, energy, desire, money... it's just, ""space""" "@neolibratqueen Space can be metaphorical? I don't know how else to say it. Like if I said I don't have space in my life to make art anymore, I would hope most people aren't assuming I mean I don't have room for an art table." "@mode_view Pretty much! On top of that, for me at least cumming and orgasming ended up detaching. I can cum when I set my mind to it while masturbating, but a partner can also make me have ""dry"" orgasms with nipple play. My experience isn't super common though lol" @somedumbbinch This describes my experience perfectly too! "@HaileyAdamsXXX So the second one of us learns that evolution makes sense, suddenly we're like, ""What else did you lie to us about?"" That was my path, anyway." "@HaileyAdamsXXX It works the other direction though, too. My mom tried to make me into a creationist and there's a concerted effort to establish the god/creationism vs atheism/evolution"" dichotomy." @heynetters @reallifecomics Yes they are! @OzmaRacc IT REALLY IS People find it attractive I guess??? People wanna fuck me??? "@The_Beebles I kinda feel this as well, honestly. This stuff can be so hard to describe lol" "Kinda wild to think this was made in the George era where pretty much any fan film was allowed and encouraged, and didn't get a wide release until well into the Disney era where that approach is decidedly no longer the case." Galaxy brain: The creator of this thing needed it to be released on a year that ended in 7 "I suddenly started thinking about the movie 5-25-77 that I thought never got released but nope, turns out it finally sneaked out in 2017, only ten years after it was initially made. I was kinda obsessed with that initial trailer back in the day. Wonder if the movie is any good? https://t.co/zjrOYDqGMg" @OzmaRacc Totally! The arena of flirting and foreplay really felt like it opened up a ton on HRT for me. "@mode_view Basically I guess I'd say girl horny enjoys the journey as much as the destination (especially since cumming is usually a rarer occurrence, even if we don't tend to mind as much)" "@mode_view I don't know how else to describe them than that. In my personal experience, having a T-dominated endocrine system makes the two things kinda inseparable." @OzmaRacc Oh goddess when my squirming kicked in it was better than any drug Horny feels sooooo much different and better now "This is another GREAT way to describe it! For me getting on prog helped with the desire to get off, which was something I sorely missed. https://t.co/HWdyCFhUz0" "For me, and I bet for other transfemmes as well, it's not about the balls between your legs. It's about the balls in your *heart*" @AngryNerdBird EXACTLY "I dunno, I've just seen a lot of transfemmes who lose their horniness on HRT and it causes them to realize they don't much care about being horny. And that's valid! But it didn't do that with me. Which is interesting to me." "So like, I got on progesterone because I wanted to be hornier, but not because the horny wasn't there. This sensation I'm realizing is very paradoxical to describe." I've never seen another transfemme describe it this way. "So like, at its weakest, it was like: Am I horny? Maybe not as much as I used to be on T, but I WANT to be horny, so I'll find the energy to be. Because this is important to me." "For me my libido, even when it was limited by blocking my T, never really went away? It felt more like the libido had less fuel but still existed. There was a *desire* to be horny, if that makes sense. And during the times it was weakest it's what kept it alive." "@rubyawoo It might? My sex drive never really went away, just lost its potency at times. Progesterone can really help in that regard. Injections... kinda? A little bit." @BethBec0mesHer @reallifecomics I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT THAT'S REALLY COOL @neolibratqueen I don't think he was talking about literal space "@reallifecomics LOL ""Mistress* has such a different understanding in queer circles :P" @MaiaFranklyn Yep! I tweeted about the initial super limited run like a year ago and you were like the first reply lol @Skeletonizer I love that Countdown figure so much @MaiaFranklyn YAY YOU GOT ONE Mine's still on pre-order @NikatinePrime THE DREAM @AmazonChique Larfleeze... https://t.co/8Vu00iQCtX "@VirologyCami goddess, same" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you :/ 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds close* @HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper i wanna fite whoever did that @HaileyAdamsXXX mood :/ "@itsviviactually @QueenStodge This lineup looks a lot like ""okay, we need a Titan and some combiners, what do we have left that fits in those roles?"" and I am so here for that. I love obscure characters that haven't gotten toys in 20+ years" @TheEpicDewback @QueenStodge We better also get Tripredacus too! @QueenStodge HELL YEAH MAGNABOSS Beast Wars is REALLY coming back holy shit @OzmaRacc yes plz 😳💕💦 @ArtyMaus @BLNDlSM heartbreakingly true 😭 @OzmaRacc bless u 😭💕 @Mystydjinn Hell yeah sounds hot :3 @abdlstella thank you 😭💕💕💕💕 @punkppy I CAN TOTALLY UNDERSTAND BLURTING THAT OUT THO oh you're so hot I couldn't even tell you were cis! seriously! cis girls can sometimes be just as hot as trans girls and it's important for us to be encouraging to them @StebMcDreb I love you tooooo!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb Same~ 😘 @isthatyourmain I'm indifferent to feet but I love these drawings so much @ThatKitGree @ShyanneSky it's true we're pretty much all diaper sluts @Sona_Sonara oh dear god @isthatyourmain It's important to smooch it all! @OrionPax4217 👀👀👀💦 me: tries to be mildly toppy with my gf in DMs also me: immediately subs out the second she pushes me @sqwrrkpon nhh g gggggg g-good marrrre >///////< goddamn I'm wet someone help plz @sqwrrkpon hhhggggggghhh 💕💦💦💦 @sqwrrkpon *whimpers and nods* 💦💦💦 @somedumbbinch can you help me? >//////< @sqwrrkpon Thought about cumming to this but thought it wasn't in the spirit of things >/////< @sqwrrkpon oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh >//////< 💦💦💦💦 would like a cutie to cum inside me plz "@SubbyRana After covid, but yes that would be wonderful 💕" @SubbyRana Hey~ @XydexxUnicorn @Notactuallysmol Individually we absolutely cannot and gathering others to help is exceedingly difficult in a pandemic. @Bmassey1987 You're probably nonbinary and that's nothing to be sorry for! "@RaeGun2k That's a good reason to keep going, honestly. Might utilize it myself." May you escape this life swiftly and without pain or warning. I'm not saying I want to die. I'm saying all signs point to the world being a nightmarish torture to exist in before I even hit 50. In 2020 wishing someone a long life feels like a threat "@trgrrl That birthdate is nearly a month before mine, including the year. Shit." @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕🤟🤟💕 @deathpigeon can't wait 🙃 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😘💕💕💕 "Just wait until the water wars. The ""distractions"" won't stop here." "What's fucked is that the fascism and the pandemic (and the pandemic possibly enabling the fascism) is the perfect distraction from climate change and you don't even need a conspiracy theory to explain it. It's just extremely, darkly convenient for the people in power." Like it almost feels like climate change is just that quaint thing we worried about in the 2010's. Like it's retro. Everything won't stop happening Yeah it's really important that we take corporations to task for their continued destruction of our planet but also there's fascism and the global pandemic we can't stop. "Ever stop and think ""Oh yeah on top of everything else, climate change is still a huge problem we're not only not equipped to stop, but now not even equipped to talk about anymore since *gestures vaguely at 2020*""" @XylariaVG They were pretty awful to a friend of mine a little while back. Haven't been able to stomach watching their content since then. @Mystydjinn 👀👀👀 anyway I really wanna choke on some girldick "Me: Why am I so horny My brain: Well you were depressed/anxious for most of the day, so," "@ZoeVermilion Let's not forget ""I have to make sure I hit it just enough times to fit my head through, I can't get that wrong and edit around it later""" Yes Hasbro I'll take as many Repugnus repaints you got The ketchup/mustard base colors are iconic but they can always be improved Just when I thought I was done buying Cyberverse toys they release an absolute BANGER like this wtf I'll take ten @TheCrystalStorm gghg 😳💕 @TankUnderhell @maegodhavemercy @ThoughtBulb @reallifecomics Any answer that isn't a no is an opportunity to explore and maybe discover something important about yourself! @HaileyAdamsXXX You make *such* a good daddy too :3 "@_woebetide_ True, but I don't think those fans would've said the series was apolitical." "Fascists though long ago learned that fanboy culture is really fertile ground for recruitment. So of course they tried with Trek. There are already conservative Trek fans, after all. It's just that their usual approach that worked elsewhere was laughable when applied to Trek." If you thought Star Wars was apolitical before the sequel trilogy: You're wrong but I can almost understand why you thought that. If you thought Star Trek was apolitical before Discovery: You very obviously never watched Star Trek before you fake fanboy. @ArtyMaus I also really love his pronunciation. Just makes it hit that much harder. "I strongly feel the ""keep politics out of Star Trek"" movement was entirely astroturfed, whereas the ""keep politics out of Star Wars"" movement was comprised of at least some genuine fans (unfortunately)." Best part of this is it had to be one take. And you can *hear* that in Harris' grunts @VirologyCami Seriously I mostly grew up in the rocky mountain region but I spent my late teens and early 20s in central California which is in no way northern California lol @blaze_casual gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF jumpscare with great baps tho "@gynthsenders You're so welcome, Robin! 💕" @SofaJustice For me I think my subconscious was working on it for a long time (11 years in my case) and when she was ready she knew the best way to reach me gently was through a dream. @MoonPupper Which one? There were 3 lol @TheCrystalStorm welp im gay @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I wanna smooch everyone in this thread lots @totallyhealthie I'm just talking about the toys. I don't watch the cartoons. This is the first proper 6 inch scale line they've done for ARAH The thing I need to keep in mind is I'm not fully healed yet. It's frustrating but it's true. Having a vagina can be so complicated @HaileyAdamsXXX when you're trans everything is gay because gay is the best @itsviviactually Oh don't get me wrong I'm gonna buy her. I'm just gonna complain the whole time :V @ArtemisInque She can't ride it. Her arms aren't long enough to hold both handles while riding in a normal-looking position. "@neolibratqueen When I worked at Disney World & would ask my fellow cast members ""What time is it?"" theyd often respond with ""Summer time"" because apparently I missed the daily HSM2 performances right across the lake in front of our attraction's entrance the summer before I started working there" I TIRE OF PAYING EXTRA FOR A BIKE I DON'T WANT JUST TO GET MY FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTERS IN 6 INCH SCALE https://t.co/zvENBgo9E8 @TankUnderhell @maegodhavemercy @ThoughtBulb @reallifecomics That's not a no @acvalens I can't do that stuff either I mean it's a cool looking bike but I'm annoyed I'll need to pay double for the only Joe character I actually care about. "To clarify: His alt mode AS INTENDED looks fine, it's just a lot of rounded parts that then need to hide to look more angular, meaning there's a lot of joints that need to line up perfectly and I just couldn't manage it. I'm happy with him though 💕" "The soles of his feet aren't flat and that bugs the hell out of me, but he's definitely an imposing presence on the shelf! This is the last of this version of Megatron I'll ever need." "@maegodhavemercy @ThoughtBulb @reallifecomics Every single one of us went through the doubting stage. If it's something you want, there is no ""too fast.""" "I tried transforming him once and it looked like shit so he's just gonna stay in robot mode now lol (Why is it always Megatron that's a pain in the ass to transform? Gun, dinosaur, jet, the best ones are always nearly impossible) https://t.co/5wRYE8Vm9s" "@_woebetide_ @reallifecomics The only reason I have an exact date is because I posted about it on Tumblr, lol. Otherwise I would've forgotten too." "If you come into my comments explaining why you think The Last Jedi isn't perfect, you'll piss me off and I might need to block you." Second time in so many days I've had to use that gif lol @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics I'm REALLY excited for the next parts of this story from you! It's all surprises now! "@maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics The technicolor part didn't happen for me until I started HRT. But then again, I can remember the color of the room like it was yesterday. The sun was rising. Everything was golden. I was scared but I had finally woken up." "On the morning of August 31st, 2016, I awoke from a dream realizing I was trans. I literally turned to my then-fiancee and asked her if she'd leave me if I was trans. This moment. I've lived it." "@KateMetalBard I know I made the lawn joke, and maybe I shouldn't have, but I really can't overstate how hurtful that comment of yours was." "@reallifecomics Omg. I don't remember this part of the script you shared with me? Maybe I forgot. But like, this was me. The morning of August 31st, 2016. That reaction is pretty accurate." emotionally today has sucked so hard @RaeGun2k Makes me feel better about mine. Sounds like it just takes a year bare minimum for everything to settle. @PrissyOrcGF omg YES I hate how fast everything moves. OP is only a decade and change younger than me. It doesn't feel like it was that long ago that I was 21. "I was a ""Sonic the Hedgehog message board"" teen" "Tumblr was created when I was 20, Reddit when I was 18. Get off my lawn" "@SweetBeansComix If by ""okay"" you mean ""no one will start shit in your comments"" then probably never :/" "@chaoswolf1982 @IvoryCopper @okbillybunny It's two extra erogenous zones that I didn't have before. But like I said, your milage may vary." @IvoryCopper @chaoswolf1982 @okbillybunny Usually I would recommend against telling a trans woman that their excitement for an aspect of transitioning should be tempered. That's about as nice as I can put that. @RBradndenburg Why would I slap you in the face? https://t.co/l5LJ79r1ZM "@IvoryCopper @chaoswolf1982 @okbillybunny Your milage will always vary, but I had gynecomastia and I STILL had no nipple sensation until AFTER I started HRT." @GeekyPug87 That resulted in a better story imo. They were forced to flesh out the characters they had rather than have an endless parade of 1-dimensional characters. @RebelGirl1323 @Chopin_42 1G = one mana of any color plus one green mana @RebelGirl1323 @Chopin_42 Green mana is @FlaredFeline Oh gosh 😍😍😍 "@tiptransformed @Sky_Is_A_Void I've played other tabletop games and once many years ago I played a D&D session where the asshole DM let my character die, but I feel like that barely counts" @AshCoyote Absolutely! Changing things up would be interesting 💕 "@mode_view @Sky_Is_A_Void Female Simic Hybrid Wizard. She was an elf, but now has various aquatic/amphibious attributes including webbed frog-like fingers and a salamander tail. She was drawn to the Simic Combine because she's excited to mutate her own body, as well as learn how to improve nature." @dj_walnut Bear: A large hairy gay man Bear: A popular fursona Bear: A 2/2 for two mana vanilla creature in Magic """gay furry"" (but I repeat myself)" @Lord_Kristine Huge agree @joelax9 EXACTLY There's actually a LOT of character the animators were able to cram into the animations given they were working with PCs in 19-fucking-96. "Is it dated? Sure. But if you can watch the first Toy Story or enjoy PS1 games, you can watch Beast Wars." My hottest Transformers take is Beast Wars' animation looks perfectly fine. @RaeGun2k *cocks gun* Moon's hexed @toygrind It's Breakaway's face! https://t.co/w78OyiXBTV @PrissyOrcGF Orc gf might be even more powerful! @Sky_Is_A_Void @Stereo_Cryptid Fair lol @Stereo_Cryptid @Sky_Is_A_Void I wish I had a more entertaining answer than I did lol ".@Sky_Is_A_Void (our DM): *speaking to me, whose acid has dealt the final blow to our first major enemy* How do you want the acid to melt his face? My first night of D&D has been eventful 🥰" "If you were in a gay furry Magic the Gathering tournament and someone said ""Look at that bear"" there's at least 3 different things they could be describing." "As far as what I remember and my overall experience, I've basically never played D&D but I've always wanted to!" Finished character creation for the household's D&D Ravnica campaign! I picked a Simic Hybrid Wizard named Orizana :3 I hear Wizards are complicated but this was a case where the character started creating herself lol Anyway session 0 is about to begin! "I don't think a Biden presidency will be ""good"" in any objective sense even if I strongly feel it'll be better than a second term for Trump. And then in 2024 another right wing asshole, maybe even Trump again, can say, ""See how shitty the Dems are at this?"" and win." "I'm voting for the least horrible one because my life might depend on it. But still, this sucks." "🎶 Let's get out and vote Let's make our voices heard We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd It's democracy in action Put your freedom to the test A big fat turd or a stupid douche, which do you like best? 🎶" @isthatyourmain morning gosh 😳💕 @ZJemptv Same. Whenever I see a detransitioner my chest gets tight with anxiety because I can't help but imagine myself in that situation. I'm so fucking glad I've had bottom surgery and that T can never touch me again. (side note this is how you dunk on a transphobic tweet making the rounds without giving them more attention so that hopefully in the future it doesn't make the rounds in the first place) "Scientific facts about gender/sex don't care about your feelings that we're icky, transphobes 🤷‍♀️" @chaoswolf1982 @okbillybunny I personally wish I had periods. Settling for PMS from HRT "@ExistentialEnso Same! And yeah I probably would've drifted to using purses regardless because of their utility, but the lack of pockets is what pushed me lol" Also for the record: I own a purse because I no longer have pockets. The rest I don't even use/wear. I know I'm a woman because I'm happier living this way. Die mad 🤷‍♀️ "Transphobes are so confused about gender they think that because we as trans people acknowledge the scientific fact that genitals don't determine gender/sex, they think we must surely use some other exterior identifiers like lipstick, high heels or handbags 🤣" @chaoswolf1982 @okbillybunny MOOD @Tupsimati Oh yeah I'm pretty sure it's a documentary I now kinda wish I watched Community when it was new. I too went to a community college for like a decade during those years. @FlorenceLaReine I mean I don't want to impose @FlorenceLaReine Honestly I'd retweet this if I could @ordinaryfreak69 Plot twist: He's the gatekeeper and she's the keymaker. @ToddlerLynn but imagine if they WERE No but seriously give it back to indigenous people plz Fun fact there are parts of Utah that are absolutely terrifying to pee in as a trans person. They don't even deserve the tumbleweeds that live in Wyoming. @StebMcDreb @Azure_Husky @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/vpyiMRqJUs @Azure_Husky @CaseyExplosion YES PLZ """Show me your 2020 mood board using only pictures saved on your phone."" https://t.co/P42pb9YzlM" "@Azure_Husky @CaseyExplosion I know people for whom it was Sonic lol My last movie was a Rise of Skywalker which I don't regret. I wanted to see Cats, knowing it was bad. Had I lived in the city? Might have 😬" "@CaseyExplosion I've been missing it too. Going to movies was already tough after moving out to the country, but it wasn't IMPOSSIBLE. I really hope movie theaters exist when this over :/" @SnortingEstrace Understandable 💕 @Selnyam There's an ancient fanfiction called Digimon Digidestined (making it impossible to Google and find again) about the initial 8 Digidestined merging with their Digimon that I was OBSESSED with in middle school. The fourth(?) season was long after my time lol @SnortingEstrace You rocked cottagecore pretty hard Digimon exerted powerful queer energy top to bottom honestly. And no way I'm straight lol "@okbillybunny I have a distinct memory of opening a book my mom got me that explained to kids the differences between girls and boys and their puberties and immediately feeling like I had been robbed. ""Why do girls get all the cool stuff???""" @TheEpicDewback That'd be fun! @TheEpicDewback Yep! They finished building it around the time I worked at Disney World in 2008! I only ever ate there once but sadly didn't get a stuffie 😭 @ExistentialEnso TRUTH 😍 @GenderBanana I dunno! @somedumbbinch 🥵🥵🥵 @somedumbbinch 😳😳😳💕 @transgirlinSEA 💕💕💕💕 @Mystydjinn @okbillybunny Yep! My vag is pretty nice if I do say so myself 🥰 My surgeon was Dr. Jennifer Hyer @Claugustus1 No worries 💕 "@Mystydjinn @okbillybunny Hospital/Medical... uh, place (?) in Denver" @benjanun_s sometimes they do and it's wonderful @ToddlerLynn You're doing so good little one!! @okbillybunny I hope you can get it soon :/ I speak from experience when I say Denver Health makes excellent vaginas! @jaycemonde @chainchompist sounds hot tho @neolibratqueen @nameen0216 oh I've been a shameless Brony since the first episode lol NEED THIS @neolibratqueen @nameen0216 IT ALSO HAS MLP AND I NEED IT @TheCrystalStorm Thank you 💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso You're stuck with me friend 💕 "cannot believe no one's commented ""just the tips?"" yet smdh" @Claugustus1 I try to censor their name so folks namesearching the word can't find my tweets about them and you're actively hindering that for me :/ "@MaterClaritas No, the unfollow bug bot tells you when YOU'VE unfollowed people because of the unfollow bug. That joke doesn't work." @DragonGirlJosie Gosh 😳💕 "@PhiaHerself I'm over 7 months post-op and I'm hoping that's enough. I didn't realize the position could determine who gets to control depth! That's really good to know, thank you! 💕" "@elle_oftheball I'm picturing anthro Pokemon meaning the number of attractive ones is far too many to list, but like, Blaziken, Gardevoir, Charizard, Salazzle... 👀" @WereChickenAU @messiarchy @Mystydjinn I knew the reference you were making but I'd like to reiterate: Those. Are. The. Lyrics. Now. @transgirlinSEA There's a LOT of hot Pokemon okay???? @TitteringToxic Thanks! 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky Good to know! Thank you! 💕💕💕 @growflet Thank you! 💕💕💕 @66_meth I mean your advice is still applicable :P @vexwerewolf THE COLORS ARE SO GAY Any tips for a post-op trans girl planning to have penetrative sex for the first time? I have this worry that I might be way too tight >.> @Azure_Husky PITTIES ARE SO GOOD I LOVE THEM @Calliethulhu I can see that yes >////< 💦 @Calliethulhu @spookythewitch literally shivered reading this how dare @Calliethulhu i have great news about lesbian bottoms 🥺 @SueWithersDraws @DarickKlomp EXACTLY @CallieFoxxo Awwwww shucks thank you 💕💕💕 @skinslip Yep I hope the K*w*farms chuds that are obsessed with me are grossed out by this pic. Y'all's pain sustains me 🥰 @Esper_Lily @ExistentialEnso RIGHT??? @CaptainDelver LOL I didn't open the image my bad GODDESS I love my s q u I s h https://t.co/P8QhCNhd5Q However Torterra is legitimately one of my favorite Pokemon @CaptainDelver Two of those weren't options lol Guess which is my least favorite starter type usually lol Turtwig... Rowlet... I'm good. "@ExistentialEnso It was this weird realization. I thought he was so young, and he was, but I had no idea he was nearly 50. Figured we'd get an easy 30 more years with him :/" @maegodhavemercy I couldn't beat Ganon on my own in Ocarina of Time when I was *12* and you should absolutely let her know that lol @mode_view It's the only thing that will help. I too wish to be spit-roasted by Pokemon @DarickKlomp I thought it was masculinity that I wasn't attracted to. Turns out it was just cis men that I wasn't attracted to. @futanarchy omg I love it @OzmaRacc you know as a bit @Colezze I'm sorry but I'm my experience it's often (though not always) personal. And while a mutual might not be a friend a friend is almost always a mutual. @brocoli_ It hasn't gone away @Summer_C_Ash You're definitely hot 👀👀👀 "@MavenOfMayhem Thank you, that honestly helps a lot 💕💕💕" eBay emailing me: Is [Transformer I was looking at a few days ago] still of interest? Me: Yes but that doesn't make money to afford it magically appear. @okbillybunny h*ck 😳😳😳 @notCursedE And I'm with you on the wishing more people would unfollow me lol "@notCursedE Oh the unfollow bug bot only tells me who I'VE ""unfollowed"" because there is a bug that'll cause it to happen on accident. But the problem is the anxiety attacks it gives me when it's mutuals and they ""unfollowed"" too. I couldn't handle the other kind of bot lol." @notCursedE I'm assuming you had a similar backstory to me with that account? lol @brocoli_ Just the one as far as I know? @okbillybunny But Caroline! Think of the gays! 🥵🥵🥵 @okbillybunny hhhggfffffhh I mean I would hope by now we've established I very much wanna do gay things with you 👀👀👀 Side note I really hope my friends on here will TALK to me before just blocking me when they hear one of the lies that people spread about me. I hope our friendship is deeper than the hearsay of others. I hope. "I figure if it's someone I'm close to, I'll find out soon enough that I the unfollow bug hit (or they blocked/softblocked me). But until then I'd rather be blissfully unaware rather than get a small anxiety attack whenever I see the unfollow bug bot DM me." "I've decided to unfollow the unfollow bug bot. It causes too much anxiety. Been having a lot of mutuals either block or softblock me. Luckily most of them I haven't been close to, but it feels like I'm playing Russian roulette with my anxiety which I don't need." @maegodhavemercy CUTIE!!! @Kaelyrhn I retweeted the source a couple days ago @mode_view Then you should probably transition @HexLatex @rayneDrone4800 Goddess I need that so badly @Grandmas_Balls WHAT OMG (sound all the way up) HE'S SNORING SO CUTELY https://t.co/AE4JVtrQRb @OzmaRacc 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵💕💦💕💦💕 "@OzmaRacc For a night, if Mistress says it's okay... absolutely yes plz >/////< 💦💕💦" @OzmaRacc hhhhhhhghhg 🥵💦 (of course queer masculinity doesn't have to be dominant [subby femboys also give me life!] but I'm a massive sub who's a bit horny atm 👀) @narylis @Katabassist It should be decriminalization for everything but ONLY with well-funded addiction/other medical needs assistance. Without that other half there would be problems. Everything's connected. We really need universal health care to assist in this. @OzmaRacc hey 🥵💦 Queer masculinity gives me life and also should really pin me down and pound me "At Target most of the ""new releases"" display are movies that came out in like December. It's a rough time to be a movie fan." "@Kaelyrhn Yeah I was trying to remember if he had in that timeline or not. It's been a while. But, alternate timeline and all. They could go either way with him if they wanted." "@Kaelyrhn And I think rather than de-aging him it would be well within the Doctor's personality to have implemented an ""aging"" protocol into his program, especially if he ends up marrying/having some sort of family. The real question is would he have a name yet 🤔" @Kaelyrhn @natalievanbc You wouldn't recognize him. Bayverse Hot Rod is neat but he's Hot Rod in name only. He's actually French in this version lol @Kaelyrhn @natalievanbc It's far less serious in some ways and far more serious in others. What I enjoyed about it was the less serious stuff personally. I enjoyed the first one too but that one felt like they were really trying to treat the content with at least some reverence. Less so with TLK. "@Kaelyrhn @natalievanbc No, but I maintain it's by far the ""best"" of the Bay movies in that specific ""so bad it's good"" way It's positively bonkers and I'm legitimately sad we won't ever see the final chapter of that story." "@Kaelyrhn @natalievanbc I'm pretty sure without the Bay movies, the Bumblebee movie wouldn't exist. Plus The Last Knight's version of Megatron is one of my favorite Transformers designs of all time. It wasn't all bad lol" "@natalievanbc Soundblaster is how you score Ratbat, but that's a Takara exclusive. The Hasbro version of MP Soundwave comes with Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw so he's an amazing bargain over the Takara version. One of my favorite figures 🥰" @Kaelyrhn @natalievanbc I mean almost all the Bayverse bots are product placements. Bay got his start making car commercials. "@Kaelyrhn I only ever saw it once lol. I knew he got a car mode but that movie was so terrible. I got this figure because I admit I enjoy his robot design, plus I wanted that cute Laserbeak 💕" @Kaelyrhn @natalievanbc Oh it definitely is lol https://t.co/fsc4Xl68Iw "@Elli_Trans @natalievanbc Like, right now? His upcoming Earthrise figure actually does turn into a boom box" @Elli_Trans It's a new toy of an old version of him. Dark of the Moon came out in 2011 :P "@natalievanbc This was during Soundwave's ""I can't simply be a boombox!"" phase which he thankfully grew out of lol" @OrionPax4217 👀👀👀 @rozietoez Omg nice! I didn't realize our coming outs were so close together! Mine was August 31st! @LukeC92mathmo @maegodhavemercy Thank you for sharing! I appreciate the thought even if I was already aware 🥰💕 Scrapper has Devastator's face on the side which also isn't the Decepticon symbol but it IS a team he's a part of. I'm so confused. https://t.co/5mou7ofp5l hey wait a second https://t.co/D8Hkxdflt0 @LukeC92mathmo Yes I have! @maegodhavemercy gave me the heads up about it about a year and a half ago. I was waiting that entire time for her to share this with everyone! I swapped my pfp to the one she drew as a celebration of it 🥰 @somedumbbinch gosh /)///////(\ @Kaelyrhn It really is!!! @TheEpicDewback hi 👀👀👀👀 @somedumbbinch yes plz :3 "He/him lesbians, butch transfemmes, Daddy lesbians... IT'S ALL VERY HOT OKAY" "Me, a freshly hatched trans girl: Sorry I just don't like masculinity at all Me, four years later: *takes a mask labeled ""masculinity"" off the bad guy Scooby Doo style* It was just cis men the whole time!" @somedumbbinch hhi 🥺💕 @Kaelyrhn For what it's worth I keep forgetting you're that old. You give off a VERY effective little aura 💕 butch transfemmes destroy me* 🥵🥵🥵 (*this is both a statement of fact and a request) @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @OzmaRacc hello these photos fucked me up thanks 🥵💦 @StebMcDreb hhhfffggdss HEY D:< "In fact at one point my clit got comically hard but it was still gender euphoria all the way down despite it reaching ""wtf have I been taking T injections???"" levels lol Sex dreams are weird." I so rarely have dreams in general much less sex dreams but last night I had a wonderful (if very brief) sapphic sex dream. I don't remember every detail but what I really loved about it was I had breasts and a pussy 🥰🥰🥰 @Katabassist I think it should all be legal but there should be healthcare that anyone can access to help you with it if addiction occurs. There are some drugs I'll never try but I know that abolishion doesn't work. @transgirlinSEA @mode_view I AM baby after all 🥰🥰🥰 @VarimbehPhen It was like the fog was finally lifted 🥰 @ChaelaT182 Oh if we're doing that count mine is: 15 years since I had ALMOST all the pieces (I just thought I didn't have dysphoria) 4 years since coming out to myself and my ex About 3 years since starting HRT @StebMcDreb Because I'm older :P "I know a lot of trans people have to sometimes spend YEARS in that liminal space and I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy, honestly. Those nine months for me were the worst :/ But at least I finally knew who I was, even if I didn't yet FEEL it." "I will say that for myself, HRT was when I felt like I really started transitioning. The change my mind felt in just a few weeks on E was what really awakened me. But the fact is for about 9 months before that, I knew I was a girl. That liminal space wasn't nothing." @transgirlinSEA RIGHT????? @mode_view you speak as if I didn't plan for that @Katabassist Yeah ESPECIALLY with sex work but I'd argue with drugs too: Decriminalization is what you want. Legalization isn't as good (in the case of weed it just made voting on it way more palatable for voters on the fence) Where the hell does the time go???? I'm already 4????? In about a month I'll have been out to myself as trans for four years 😳😳😳 @joffeorama That's another aspect of this comic I didn't even realize but you're 100% right "@TheCrystalStorm Awww, good to know 💕 I know you posted it as a joke anyway, but my default is to be careful around selfies of trans friends 💕" "soooooo fucking close ""But I mean the cops HAVE to keep the peace!"" No, they really don't. Literally anyone but them should." this except in the last panel the cop is holding nothing and he goes to therapy and works at like dunkin donuts or something @TheCrystalStorm I wanted to make that comment but I didn't want you to take it the wrong way lol @gwennelsonuk @NewGenderWhoDis I'm not. That's not really something I'd ever joke about either. @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn the AR aura this holds is too powerful 😳 i wish to taste the forbidden magma "Despite being nonbinary, I've mentally tried on ""they"" and it just doesn't hold gender euphoria for me. I almost wish it did sometimes, but my soul is a she. Pronouns are a very odd magic." @notCursedE I'm beginning to think Rowling did exactly zero research 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 @litterboxhex Yeeeep and that wonderful feeling doesn't ever completely go away 🥰 @IzzyBunBop Of course you are 🥰 @MelodyDickens Probably not a coincidence that I loved all 3 of these movies @IzzyBunBop I've yet to see any of the Japanese Godzilla movies but I do want to! My favorite is Gigan 🥰 reflecting on how much I love being a She @Tricliniangry it's true @HaileyAdamsXXX And I love it 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX YEP I WAS HOPING YOU'D SEE THIS TWEET 🥰🥰🥰 "(I admit I missed the ""high school"" part of that tweet, but I still went to 3 different high schools so my response still applies)" "Maybe it's because I moved a lot as a kid, but I have too many fucking bullies to keep track of and life is too short. I'm sure they're all living happy lives. The sooner we both completely forget about each other the better." @transgirlinSEA One day! 😭💕 @VirologyCami @acvalens HUGE agree. She's doing incredibly important work 💕 "You know I may have reached the limits of what dilation can (comfortably) achieve. Perhaps I need something softer. Like a good dicking, perhaps 🤔🤔🤔" @CaseyExplosion Oh hell I didn't know she was made for the Habsro line already! The quality on those really disappoints me but until Figma makes their version 👀👀👀👀 "@kSkyeGre Oof I'm glad I grabbed her when I did. It's fun having access to stuff that previously would've been BotCon exclusives, but I really think there's honestly too many at this point. I'm barely keeping up." "Okay wait I guess Greasepit DOES have a release date and it's August 4th, but they both charged on my card so I got confused. Guess I'll just wait but it's very confusing." @ZJemptv Thank goddess they exist too 👀🥵 "Greasepit and Exhaust are both listed as pre-orders, but no release date is listed AND they charge immediately to your card. That sounds like they're just regular orders, so what gives?" "Okay so on Hasbro Pulse, Greasepit and Exhaust didn't have release dates but Hubcap did. I bought all 3 in one order then realized they might wait to ship them until Hubcap ships/charges to my card, so I cancelled Hubcap for now. But it's still not shipping?" @redminer88 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you sweetheart 💕💕💕 @DragonQueenRose YES @VirologyCami RIGHT???? "@DoesJuno @JenApparently Yep, that's the one. I used to rent it a ton too lol" https://t.co/1OE7GOLuCo "@DoesJuno @JenApparently It's the new figure of a Quintesson, which is an alien race in Transformers. Their most popular appearance was in the 1986 Transformers movie." @NewGenderWhoDis @screamofangirl it's good sauce okay @screamofangirl h*ck okay >/////> @screamofangirl *giggles* yes it's so good!!!!!! @screamofangirl *giggles SO MUCH* @screamofangirl yesssss omg "@NewGenderWhoDis Used to avoid leaving the house because of dysphoria, now avoid leaving the house because of covid like any other person" @screamofangirl ... im 2 so probably lots >/////< @screamofangirl ... i might be a little smol >////> @screamofangirl ... >.> i want uppies @screamofangirl grrrrr im big D:< "@RaeGun2k @ZJemptv Yeah I think they just needed like, info on what being trans even is. Zinnia's stuff is definitely good for that, thank you!" "@screamofangirl big girls get to eat all the candy and im big so," @AylaKismet This is such a mood lol @screamofangirl imma big girl!!!!! """If I hated Twitter I would simply stop using it"" - Booboo the fool" "Very few people reply to someone complaining about how much Twitter sucks with ""just log off then"" because we all on some level Totally Get It" @screamofangirl W-WAIT A SECOND "@screamofangirl IT'S SO GOOD THE TEASING, IT SUSTAINS ME" Had someone DM me asking for resources for a freshly hatched transfemme. I have to admit despite my reputation for being a trans egg hatcher I don't exactly keep a list of resource links handy. Anyone wanna reply with good stuff this person can use/learn from? @HookedAesthetic And yet you love showing everyone how padded you are anyway 🤔 @chainchompist @StopTweetingMia IT'S SO GOOD @chainchompist God same @HaileyAdamsXXX @Madikonrad I'm gonna be in the car with Jen when she gives you a ride! No way I'm gonna miss out on bonus time with you! @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you toooooooo I can't wait 😭💕💕💕💕 Cannot overstate how excited I am to finally be in her arms 🥰🥰🥰 Plane tickets are bought and I'm finally gonna see my wonderful girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX on the 2nd!!! 😍😍😍 @transkittykiss I should look into more toys then! :3 "@NewGenderWhoDis Me when I became friends with a trans guy, honestly. One of the many things that helped crack my shell. ""You mean they WANT to be men???""" @transkittykiss Oh gosh that REALLY gives me hope! I lost about 2 inches too! It's only been 7.5 months since my surgery though so I guess there's still hope? That's awesome! @transkittykiss That's really good to hear honestly @HookedAesthetic Oh we knew "@HookedAesthetic That's BARELY a big girl dress, little one :P" @damnyouwillis I somehow avoided spoilers for the last spoiler set and the more I learn the more questions I have. I'll find out on Wednesday when it's delivered I guess lol @machtackle I think one thing's for sure at least: Not retooling him at all and just keeping an entire-ass unique mold (and one of the larger ones at that) for Doubledealer of all characters seems extremely unlikely lol "@machtackle I would say he's a shoo-in, but then again we never got a Thunderwing retool from TR Sky Shadow so who the hell knows anymore lol" There's so much I've forgotten about these books (I only read each of them once when they were new). Lots of tiny things like this. Like I don't want to reread them now but I bet if one did they're keep finding shit like this. https://t.co/i4uMPsGocS "A girl being killed for trying to kick a boy out of the girls' bathroom & then as a ghost enjoys spying on boys in boys' bath/locker rooms is... weird at worst. But then you find out the author has opinions on, among other things, where trans women can pee and it all makes sense" @DanielManzk Of course it only has any weight in hindsight with what we already know. On its own it's virtually nothing. "Just to clarify, if this was the only thing that could possibly point to transphobic viewpoints, it wouldn't be enough by any means to call Rowling a transphobe. Only this year has she gone mask off. For 20 years before that it was all subtle stuff that was plausibly deniable." "@Gibdos1 Great, that's not what I said" @liddytronic @Demi_theynd You have to ask? "In the story, she did in fact find a boy in the girls' bathroom, but how did she know it was a boy? Literally just his voice. Again, it's not overt transphobia, but it's definitely one of those things that reveal core aspects of Rowling's beliefs." @Joga5000 @chloe_praxis wow gay~ :3 "Myrtle's physical appearance was also if I recall correctly described rather unfavorably and in the movie she was played by a woman in her 40's. It's not a 1-to-1 ""Myrtle is coded as a gross trans woman,"" but it's still kinda telling." "She also died/became a ghost trying to kick a boy out if the girls' bathroom. It's less obvious than with characters like Rita Skeeter, but Moaning Myrtle's story was definitely Rowling revealing some telling aspects of her opinions on gender." "@Azure_Husky The trick is to really inflect that second ""pa"" PaPA! Takes practice" @SweetBeansComix Oh hell yeah I didn't know you were learning skateboarding! That rocks! The bar for cishet men is so low they're writing articles about meeting the bare minimum and expecting brownie points. """Not that you asked, but as a heterosexual male, there are a lot of things I find immediately attractive about women"" couldn't be more copypasta-y if you fucking tried lol" @addamschloe @Calliethulhu this is way too real I hate this website @Den_Matrix Optimus being in a het relationship in the current tv show is usually a given tho "@MaiaFranklyn It's honestly kind of the most interesting way to fix the ridiculous canon they had before. The initial no girls thing was Furman's fault, wasn't it?" Hell I'm not even aware of any official straight ships in the comic? I'm sure they're there but it's a lot of gay and sapphic relationships that are the fan favorites. "Gender can be weird for Cybertronians, but for a long time in the comics they mistakenly thought there weren't any girls, so gay relationships were kinda the rule." "Omg this is ADORABLE (For context their official names are Rewind and Chromedome, they're both boys, and they're officially boyfriends in the comics, or at least for many years in the previous incantation of the comics before the reboot) https://t.co/ozjvJUOtxA" @StebMcDreb Fair point 🤔 @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX heckie x.x @OzmaRacc If covid ever ends I think it'd be really fun to go to a con with you 🥰 @OzmaRacc God I'd like to go to a con as a girl. I've yet to :/ @StebMcDreb Says here you became the massive "@StebMcDreb Alexis is soft and pretty is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is rumor comes out about her soft. At that time she became the massiv" @HaileyAdamsXXX I should be able to get back to my regular width but I might be kinda tight just a fair warning >w> Didn't have time (or the space) to dilate during the road trip meaning I hadn't dilated since Monday and HOO BOY neovags can get tight even after a few days >.> @Speed_Freak01 same tho @QueenStodge That Cyclonus looks soooooo good I really can't wait "@Tricliniangry @VirologyCami @RoyalPepperElle @acvalens ""Leave room for Jesus"" just got a lot more cooler sounding" @mode_view Huge same @Doc_Wolverine Wait seriously? Is there like a minimum follower count? Every time I look into it they say they've permanently suspended accepting new applications I mean obviously people are still getting them but I assume once you're famous enough you just start Knowing People who Know People This is Squirtle erasure and I won't stand for it "@AyrenTheWolf Oh I didn't know it was temporary! Well, I guess that sounds less scary. I hope it helps. And at least we'll have Discord 💕💕💕" @ArtyMaus I DO TOO IT'S SO GOOD @AyrenTheWolf I'm just gonna miss you and I think this is kind of an extreme measure. @AyrenTheWolf I still don't think you need to go. @Azure_Husky That's a mood "@SomeBWord Having things in my mouth feels good, I dunno" "@Azure_Husky I completely agree, honestly. It's why I'm frustrated with my subconscious over this." @Azure_Husky That might be the case with me. It's why I ask how queer they feel. It doesn't affect how nonbinary they are but they're so fucking shitty to queer discourse. They'd do good to actually be more queer. I dunno. Obviously none of that is my place to speculate on. Just venting. @Azure_Husky I keep misgendering them and I'm so frustrated when myself about that. "@Azure_Husky I think regardless of what Ana said, Peter has started a whole new shitty thing all on his own." @Calliethulhu @acvalens @dailydot Seconding every word of what Callie said 💕 @acvalens @dailydot Thank you for writing this 💕 @nobodyinpartic3 I have a deep Sickness with bedding wanting everything WfC related lol @Azure_Husky Right???? "(They also need to shut the fuck up even if they do consider themselves queer, but my anger takes a distinctly different shape if they do)" If they don't consider themselves queer: They need to shut the fuck up. Have they in the past claimed queerness as a thing they're a part of? I understand they're nonbinary but I also know there are nonbinary people who don't feel they're automatically queer by default. That's really up to Peter. Just when I think Peter Noffin' of Value to Say can't piss me off anymore than they already have... @anguirus42 @machtackle @Speed_Freak01 It is nice that it's probably the best figure in the WfC trilogy yet. @neolibratqueen doesn't she need her blood "@machtackle @Speed_Freak01 What a change! :V Ugh, Hasbro just owns my wallet for such ridiculous reasons lol" "@machtackle The Rainmakers, Red Wing and Hotlink are offended by their exclusion in these stats :P" @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm sorry it was so frustrating sweetheart :/ I'll catch up with these new releases eventually but goddamn I picked a rough line to be a competitionist for. There are officially Too Many Transformers @Speed_Freak01 I wish he at least had battle damage or something other than simply missing his truck to make needing to buy the damn toy twice to get every character. Unless there's something about the paint apps I'm missing? @FoldableHuman Start with the movie if you want something quick to whet your appetite. "@Mystydjinn I got an orchi with my vaginoplasty last December, so spiro isn't a concern luckily" @RaeGun2k @fishbulb42 @Tupsimati @maegodhavemercy @jcfiala @AzureCanary @katynotie Right??? @ThouArtGwen Only if you go into crowded indoor spaces without a mask. We had to deliver our alpaca fiber to the mill. It's our livelihood. @TrexPushups You have an amazing butt though at least! "@Mystydjinn I'm not sure I'm ready to put meds up my butt the rest of my life, but otherwise I'm already on prog." @vexwerewolf @1146_goat_north He really is lol @AyrenTheWolf Saaaaaaame @Captain_V_Smith Awwww 💕💕💕💕 @Selnyam @TwippingVanilla They're each about $100. I've only been able to afford Pinkie Pie so far "@1146_goat_north @vexwerewolf Kinda? He paused when Megatron begged for mercy, but he stayed ever incredulous. Hot Rod was the one who ruined it lol" For various reasons this road trip has involved me going into stores without my (padded) bra and it's really really really emphasized for me my need for implants. Bigger tiddies look way better on my frame. Nice to come back from a road trip in several states with mandatory mask signs on every store (namely Washington and Oregon) to find Colorado now has a mandatory mask order too. Feels safer in a world that can only get so safe. "@Kamenspider I know this is a ways off, but I was really hoping by Animated's 20th anniversary there'd be room for a revisit. Also definitely excited for more Beast Wars. Exciting times!" @AyrenTheWolf yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 @AyrenTheWolf booba tea @AyrenTheWolf 😳😳😳 @Skeletonizer NICE @vexwerewolf They were very much Ned Stark in King's Landing @IzzyBunBop Definitely 💕 Might be tomorrow depending on how badly I'll need to pass out (been a long trip x.x) but I wanna do it soon 💕💕💕 @IzzyBunBop I'm awkward too so as long as you're cool with bouts of silence on my end I'm cool with it too hehehe 💕💕💕 @QueenStodge I mean Skywarp too. Seekers are always gonna be a little bit harder to get lol (And we got a non-exclusive Dirge in 2011! :P) @IzzyBunBop You're so cute omg 💕💕💕 @IzzyBunBop Should be! We still got another 5-ish hours until we're home from our road trip but while we were gone I'm told better internet was installed. I'll need to see asap! @IzzyBunBop Omg I love you too!!! I wanna talk more too! We gotta try voice chatting again sometime! @IzzyBunBop oh heck that's cute and kinda hot I love you >/////< 💕💕💕💕💕 @QueenStodge This all looks good to me! Curious where Thrust is gonna show up now @IzzyBunBop 😳😳😳💕 "@Selnyam Nope, we live in southern Colorado. We're on a road trip back from Washington dropping off our alpaca fiber." "@Selnyam Yes, I own it lol" @RozRaidReborn Oh lol I didn't buy it Didn't realize this when I was buying him at a random Target in Utah yesterday but apparently I got him before his street date! Nice. https://t.co/dZkh8mUHRC @OrionPax4217 That's kinda what got me with OoT too. It wasn't like a monster or anything. It was just facing the horrifying reality of what happened there. @OrionPax4217 Oof :/ "@_PheebsAD I love that game, played it when it was new, have beaten it countless times, and to this day I've never seen what happens when you run out of time lol" @MaiaFranklyn I returned it first! :P @Klezmerstyle I can still hear that line clear as day in my head lol "@Klezmerstyle ""Tickets! Neeeeext!""" LOOK AT THIS GIANT BEST PONE BALLOON I FOUND 💕💕💕 https://t.co/fcjkETCv4v I was 11 years old. Ocarina of Time was brand new and I had rented it from Blockbuster. Seeing what Hyrule Castle and the surrounding town had become after the time skip scared me so much I couldn't play again for a year. @Q3w3e3 Oh no wtf D: "@maegodhavemercy I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING 😭💕" @neolibratqueen Kathryn :3 "@dj_walnut We were able to get gas and have been back on the road for a while now, but thank you" @polyheartmony I mean they had Donkey Kong Jenga like a decade ago lol @polyheartmony Okay but that NES Lego set looks so cool tho @machtackle I can hear this picture "@RaeGun2k @MagsVisaggs I can't claim to know her enough to really say for sure obviously, but I would be very shocked to see her attempt that. She thinks she's the hero here and has no shortage of people willing to agree with her." @RaeGun2k @MagsVisaggs Yeah at most she'll just pivot to writing about how much of a victim she is. She's long past changing course at this point. @argentlynn Oooooh their collar is different! I love them! @Twistedfrosts Awwww 💕 @OrionPax4217 gosh >.> @ShyanneSky It's a gas station brand originally from Utah. It's also why the last name of the Dinosaur family on the Jim Henson show Dinosaurs is Sinclair :3 @ShyanneSky It's a Sinclair Oil dinosaur! @elise_dangerous They do!!! They also have an adorable tiny version but my thing is big stuffies so I had to get this one hehehe 🥰 @OrionPax4217 I KNOW JUST LIKE MEEEEE I've wanted one of these stuffies for so long and I'm glad I was finally able to snag one 🥰🥰🥰 "@PrissyOrcGF Ugh, that craving's the WORST~" Her name is Sinclair and I LOVE HER https://t.co/w9EcVF8Al8 @Dalmatrix @lucashoalAD PERFECT. "Having kids is such a complicated thing for me. But I'm pretty sure the current state of the world would be the ultimate deciding factor even if all other factors were improved for me. Given the choice, I wouldn't let anyone grow up in this." "This sounds kinda dark, but I sometimes think about the abortion my ex and I agreed to get about 6 years ago. If we hadn't done that, I'd have a kid who would be ready for first grade right now, and there's no way I'd let them go. And I'd wish they had a better world to live in." "I hate when I try to use the word suggestion, I end up pressing a letter key instead, and then don't notice. ""Ohln"" should be ""on"" up there" "@QueenStodge ""near perfect original series"" https://t.co/I9ISPZQYEs" @1146_goat_north They called another tow company. Long story. Update: We finally got some gas. Ohln our way to the gas station to fill up completely. @LostNotAtSea IT'S SO GOOD @SomeBWord Also drawn by a cis man hmmmmm "I know it comes from a place of wanting to help, but the reality is you've done the exact opposite of that. I'm sorry but that's where we're at." How dare you. How fucking dare you. At least the KF trolls are bigots whose whole thing is harassment. What's your excuse if you try to expose me to this toxicity? Am I weird? Would most people enjoy seeing details from a thread with THOUSANDS of replies (thanks for that info I can't forget now!) making fun of them? Would that not scar most people? Can you take a fucking second to have some goddamn perspective? "I'm fucking livid that people keep sharing this. Both times it's been mutuals. If you actually care about me at all, please have some fucking sympathy. And again, if my actual safety is a concern, bring it up with Mistress: @SteampunkPenny" "The only way I'm able to function as a extremely minor internet celebrity (or hell, lolcow if you prefer) is by never seeing all the hate. I have thousands of bigots blocked. I've never laid eyes on the KF thread. I can't fucking take it. Don't subject me to ANY amount of it." "I'D LIKE TO REITERATE: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING THREAD. NEXT PERSON TO SHARE *ANY* DETAILS ABOUT IT, YES EVEN HOW MANY PAGES/POSTS THERE ARE, GETS A BLOCK." "@transgrlinexile @SteampunkPenny What part of ""I don't ever want to know the details"" was I unclear on?" This joke flew completely over my head as a kid and now I love it so much lol So yeah they called 911 with us still on the line and 911 connected us with police. Like at this point we'll take whatever help we can get. We just need gas. Nearest gas station is only 15 miles away. Wtf. Pushing 5 hours now and the roadside assistance is suggesting calling 911 @QueenStodge @JenApparently I still need to read more of those comics but it sounds like it was a really smart retcon that took utter garbage and made it empowering. Proud to call Jen my friend 🥰 "@ToddlerLynn I'm new enough to the scene that I didn't know about this, but I can infer quite a bit lol" @QueenStodge just keep reminding yourself how it was retconned @callielewds @PaigeAfterDark This is such a mood god @lisaquestions @TrexPushups I was having trouble remembering what it was like a week after surgery "@FinalBossFemme ""this one"" is SUCH a good pronoun" "@ThoughtSlime One of my top ten favorite games of all time, easily" @ArtemisInque That's exactly what I was thinking! :3 @ArtemisInque Yeah but if I wanna recreate that first scene from the movie is what I'm thinking lol There's only two characters in this set that wouldn't make sense to own two of and they're the exclusive molds which is so satisfying and efficient. (I wouldn't say no to a few repaints of the guy on trial tho tbh) Repaints/retools of army builders just gets my collector blood going tbh It never occurred to me that the guard in the execution scene was either intended as an Allicon retool or could easily be made from an Allicon but I really love this idea. @34genCha I wasn't the one driving and was asleep at the time. Mistakes happen sometimes. @PrissyOrcGF Just radiating happiness now 🥰💕 We've been stuck on the side of the road out of gas for 3 hours and this roadside assistance is sure taking forever (we keep having to call and I guess local towing companies are being weird???) Oh wait I did see Lazer Team 1 and 2 because my friend @Captain_V_Smith is a huge RT fan. They were better than I was expecting? "@TheEpicDewback I've never liked Halo, so," "I've never really watched anything Rooster Teeth related, except for that Hbomb video about how RWBY is disappointing (it's out for Patrons right now). So this is a weird time to learn/remember that RT is making that WfC cartoon." SPARE ME THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE OMG OMG OMG 😍😍😍 https://t.co/Zc3czffEau "Also that bird has gotta be Airazor, another character that hasn't gotten a toy in forever." So assuming this is real... is that Scorponok above Dinobot and next to Blackarachnia? We haven't had a Beast Wars Scorponok figure since 1996. https://t.co/e0H6i9IST8 @neolibratqueen It back "@OrionPax4217 I haven't even seen these in stores yet, where'd you find it?" White people who act like the south is nothing but white bigots really piss me off so to see me confused for someone like that is really upsetting to me. I'm sorry my phrasing wasn't clear. "I'm fully aware that racism in America isn't a south vs north thing. There are racists everywhere, obviously. But they just look very silly when they're in the north using a flag that racists in the south try to argue is a heritage thing. It's very mask off." "@wrenisdead Yeah, I'm well aware. I was talking about the fact that if you're not in the south, you can't even use the heritage argument. I wasn't trying to say that racists only live in the south, just that they look ridiculous when they're being so blatant in the north." @SixArmedSweater same lol @QueenStodge It might be a combination? Unicron was KINDA in Beast Wars too. Flimsy excuse to just get it all in there lol "@QueenStodge That is really interesting. I thought they'd do the '86 movie for the third chapter, but Beast Wars has way more to draw on. And it's one of my all-time favorite Transformers stories! This rocks!" @QueenStodge Oh wait we have an official name? @QueenStodge I was just making fun of whoever at Hasbro in the 90's thought they finally made sense of scale in Transformers lol "@QueenStodge ""Okay the Beast Wars characters have to be smaller so they're in scale with their animal counterparts."" ""Rattrap, all the arthropod beast modes, etc?"" ""Well obviously there are exceptions."" ""There's no humans to hide from in the TV show."" ""...sh-shut up""" "@MaelJade_ I dunno what the final total is, but that apparently made at least $400,000" @IcyWitch35 Same and same but I'm a creature of habit so I've yet to have it bite me in the ass lol "@SomeBWord I'm in this tweet, oof" @Claire_Sable Exactly. Why not gather a bunch of dirt AND make a crisp several hundred thousand in the meantime? "I get why people might initially think this meme is applicable, but I don't quite understand how people are getting ""no secrets were found, no powerful person will be blackmailed"" from ""no blackmailing was heard about within the last 12 hours"" That's a weird assumption to make." @benjanun_s I hear your books do the same though 🤔 "I'm aware K*w*farms has a thread about me. I don't ever want to know the details. Please for the love of god never slide into my DMs and tell me about this unless you seriously think my life might be in danger, in which case tell @SteampunkPenny." @Vangelus I will join you in pining for Shatter. It's a massive shame how few figures there are of her @SolientArt @ann_arcana I'm not someone who's really into pretending all of the south is terrible. I was specifically making a civil war reference. @Vangelus GOD YES PLEASE The Bumblebee Movie is getting such good merch lately @QuestForTori powerful early 00's energy @HaileyAdamsXXX I like how I look in them too much to stop lol @OneLameShark ... you make a very compelling point Who's the yellow guy in the middle? I'm worried that was the one I was thinking of lol @TimonicWulfgar It's honestly been fun for everyone lol @machtackle YES "@TimonicWulfgar Two drivers, and they've been trading off who sleeps. It's been working great" realized that because we've been driving non-stop for this fiber delivery that I had been wearing my bra for 36 hours so that thing is now off possibly forever x.x ... goddammit I want these @AyrenTheWolf same 👀 @lisaquestions Oof :/ "@machtackle Huh, well at first I wasn't being very spoilerphobic but now I'm kinda excited and happy I didn't spoil it for me!" @machtackle Nope! I'm actually gonna be surprised when I open him! @machtackle Well I just ordered one so I hope you're happy >:P @machtackle I'm actually one of the weirdos that LIKES the battle damage and even I think that looks like shit lol BUT a bonus figure and I'm trying to be a completionist... @QueenStodge https://t.co/wDIsD97Q95 @machtackle Has anyone taken pictures of this damn figure? Google just shows the original Siege version. @machtackle Is this line a Walmart exclusive? That's the only place I've been seeing them. Might just eBay the last two I need though. "@machtackle Oof, well I've been enjoying the weird repaints they've been having in this line so I'm game! When's Ultra Magnus coming out?" @1146_goat_north Never said I had room either lol RIP "Anyway the only Netflix repaint I have left to get is Megatron unless I missed one. Pretty sure it's four Deluxes and two Voyagers, right? Might also get two extra Scrapfaces? I already have 3 Refraktors AND the G1 toy colors 3 pack buuuuut that camera mode tho >.>" When my brain switches to completionist more it's pretty much impossible to stop myself lol Me before the War for Cybertron toylines released: I'm not gonna get any characters that I already have Masterpiece versions of. Me now: I've bought Siege Hound twice because of the Netflix repaint and I already have MP Hound 🙃 *squints* ... Scrapper appears to have a robo-vulva people tell me I used to have a dick and I'm forced to believe them due to the overwhelming evidence but that doesn't mean I remember a second of it "I'm like, 70% sure I don't want to collect them all to build Devastator, but if I'm remembering right people were really impressed with this guy and I'm definitely pleased by his robot design, at least looking at pictures." "@Calliethulhu ""Cool robots"" is very often how I decide my purchases too" "This is one of the really good Studio Series figures, right? I kept second-guessing it because there's like two other yellow Devastator combiners but I decided to trust my gut reaction seeing him on the shelf. https://t.co/c83TLTVLJT" @vexwerewolf They like to pretend no one can know who the Nazis are. Makes them seem reasonable and helps them sleep at night. @shadow I don't get yours? "Nintendo making solid, polished games: *sticks the landing every time* Nintendo when the internet is involved in any way: *instantly shits themselves just hearing the word internet*" "The Switch shop asked if I wanted to merge my 3DS/WiiU account with my Switch account, to which I said yes. Couldn't remember the account name, so I did the ""forgot my ID"" thing. Completed that, got an email with the name, and... I can no longer find the link accounts page." @Tricliniangry I'm not seeing a lot of farms 🤷‍♀️ @Tricliniangry I'm not a driving gay I'm pretty much clueless on this "Me, opening the case seeing an ad to buy the DLC: Oh it's probably $20 because it's just the base game. Me, checking the shop for the DLC: It's $5? Just charge me $25 wtf" I've seen TWO confederate flags while in Washington so far. You literally cannot get any further north while staying in the same country. Continuing my time-honored tradition of buying Sonic games for Nintendo systems long after their release when they're going for $20. (I haven't even played Sonic Riders but I own it on GameCube because $20 is always too tempting lol) https://t.co/RrZ2Pa8mZU "(while buying ER Starscream) Cashier: Oh hey I have the whole series on DVD! Me, inwardly: ... War for Cybertron premiers on Netflix on July 30th wtf are you talking about Me, outwardly: What? Cashier: The series he's from! Me, after it clicks I'm dealing with a normie: OH, G1!" "@PhilosophyTube Part of the crew, part of the content, part of the crew, part of the content" @IzzyBunBop SO CUTE AAAAA 😍 @TheNDqueerelf Saaaaame 😭💕 "@sqwrrkpon I dunno, I'm not driving 🤷‍♀️" @sqwrrkpon No time to see the sights this year unfortunately :/ @WeAreNIM Only for a sec while we drop off the alpaca fiber at the mill! Next year were hoping to visit for longer. @CrystalFurs We're gonna be here next year for sure! And we're hoping to spend a few days at least! @JulieYBM Yeah why tf is the sun out rn lol I swear that green back there is Washington lol https://t.co/RfSp7TQXhK @Grandmas_Balls Next year if covid improves we're absolutely gonna stay for a few days at least. We wanted to do queercations up here yearly anyway and now we have a really good reason to! @raziiberri aaaaa too late 😭😭😭 Guess I'll have to come again next year :3 "@ArmlessKittyfox Yes absolutely! We're gonna be making this trek every year for the fiber anyway, so once covid isn't a thing we're gonna stay a few days and see people too! 💕💕💕" Washington is such an unbelievably gorgeous part of the country. I'm sad we're only spending a couple hours here! We're already starting the trip home RIP 😭💕 @TheEpicDewback That helps! Thank you! @QuestForTori I mean he WAS a pharaoh I've been playing Minecraft on the Switch during this road trip after over a decade of only playing it on the PC. Why does my compass point to my initial spawn point and not my bed? Yes I've slept in my bed multiple times now. @PrissyOrcGF That's awesome!!! @PrissyOrcGF yes plz 🥵 @OzmaRacc The biggest mood. @GirlDickEnergy Holy heck congrats!!! 💕💕💕 Goddess I love being a girl 🥰 @AshCoyote Morning! 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy @darklephise OMG 💕💕💕 @NikkiVenusTS I have that one! She's so cuddly!!! @SofaJustice It's cheaper than shipping the fiber lol The first X-Men movie came out 20 years ago today and I feel so old lol @HaileyAdamsXXX I may be a girl but I'm also agender so I could also be forcefemmed more! @HaileyAdamsXXX godddddd yes plz 😭💕💦 @sqwrrkpon I'm not entirely sure? We won't be there for long sadly :/ @TransRainbows It was confirmed as intentional by one of the writers recently. That's why everyone's been talking about her. @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater next you'll be saying my gamer pants aren't even gamer pants smdh @Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater HEY D:< Road trip to drop the alpaca fiber off at the mill in Washington starts now! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/9KHIGuPG6V I'm fucking losing it I can't breathe @TimonicWulfgar @arancaytar Sometimes there was a BC quarry!!! @Neon_woof same energy https://t.co/Wz4Qxw3qF2 @QueenStodge whomst among us @Kristen_Mork Well all exceot the most obvious one would be kinda personal @Kristen_Mork I wasn't offended I was just confused @Kristen_Mork Am I seriously right now needing to remind someone there's a plague going on? This ad is ridiculous but I admit I do want to go to gay beach https://t.co/FTQTUp4DZO "@QueenStodge No? Pretty sure it's just a headstone. But it's funny, so meme" @dead_girly oh gosh 🥵 "@Speed_Freak01 Without exception, every single Pokemon region that's overtly based on a real world country has Pokemon in it based on animals that are be nowhere near native to that region. Because Game Freak doesn't want to limit themselves creatively like that." "@RaeGun2k By all accounts she rocks pretty damn hard. Perfect person to have played Sprout, honestly" @dead_girly @PrissyOrcGF tongue... shower? (DAMMIT) @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳🥺🥵💦💕 @surelyijess @maegodhavemercy You're so welcome! Glad you finally figured it out 💕💕💕 goddess I need to be bred 😭 @ninshubar omg and I thought my boobs were big gosh @maegodhavemercy I'm so relieved my message got through to you despite my phrasing being chosen with the assumption that the reader knew what dysphoria was. It would've been a very different tweet if I didn't work under that assumption! @QueenYiff420 @DragonQueenRose yesssss 😍 @DragonQueenRose can we get each other preggers maybe? @TheSecretCallie Holy heck congrats! "@stackedbimbo Oh yeah, that's a mood https://t.co/h66XAxzd9W" "@cleo_thorn It's a fictional college/town, but yes" "@StebMcDreb Oh no, love! D:" "@arancaytar I mean most of the show is inside the base and on Canadian alien worlds, so it's a bit excusable lol" The only Special Edition change to the Empire Strikes Back that I'd keep was putting Ian McDiarmid in it when Vader briefly talks to the Emperor. Other than that the changes were all superfluous. And hell the Emperor update wasn't even in the first Special Edition version! "It turns 40 this year, makes sense they're releasing it again. This is just not a year for theatrical releases, sadly." "First thought: Oh hell I haven't seen this in theaters since 1997! Didn't even know it was playing again! Fuck I wish covid wasn't a thing. Second thought: Oh yeah it's probably the shitty Blu-ray/Special Edition 3.0 version, nevermind" @AmazonChique Does Dark Phoenix have a magical bag of tricks? I think not @FaithNaff Same and I hate it "@ClownPuddlezXx South Park did it best when it was really trying to, but that's mainly because Matt & Trey were actually from here" @Demi_theynd That small child doesn't even know what the internet is and yet this moment is destined to be known worldwide in the decades to come. "(The previous show we watched today, Space Force, I feel was more convincingly taking place in Colorado)" This is my first time watching this many episodes of it back to back and I'm *really* enjoying it honestly I still appreciate the base level attempt at saying it's in Colorado tho "For a show that's supposed to take place in Colorado, Community isn't very convincing about it lol" Holy shit no D: @SixArmedSweater That's not where the collector's itch leads me "This basically means that canon is kind of pointless. If enough fans start adopting improved interpretations, that should be enough. Especially since in a couple decades? It might be as canon as anyone could hope for." "And this dates back at LEAST 20 years. In 2001 fans would've insisted that Velma being gay was strictly fanon, but as far as the closest thing to people who could have offered word of god proclamations were concerned, it WAS canon." "I really doubt anyone who could be reasonably credited as being Velma's creator thought of her as gay, and the fascinating thing is that never mattered in the slightest. The canon was democratically alerted for the better." "There's really no singular ""author"" in this case, just a faceless corporation. But fans, who later contributed as writers and other creatives, took what there was and improved it, reshaping the character to fit what was already assumed." This is a really interesting example of every creative mind for years and years now involved with writing a fictional character with a decades-long legacy owned by a corporation all simultaneously agreeing she's gay and that's so fascinating to me. "My left nipple, aka NOT the one on the tit that's still too small compared to the other, is once again sore and I'm so annoyed lol" @LeafTilde DO IT @HaileyAdamsXXX It's true and it makes me feel so loved 🥰 "@arthur_affect Yeah, several times" @mercurysqaud D:< D:< D:< @mercurysqaud UR baby! >.< @mercurysqaud HEY D:< @QueenStodge These figures aren't officially released yet are they? @mercurysqaud aw heck 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @mercurysqaud I honestly forgot who you were for a second my bad >.< 18's a bit young for me but I'm really flattered! 💕 @mercurysqaud Maaaaybe~ "@HaileyAdamsXXX (although for our first time together, just us would be nice too >.>)" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhgggffffhhdd I wouldn't say no 💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm gonna need a lot~ 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX noooo I meant am I gonna die from lack of dick??? >////< @screamofangirl @nyaakat yes bab? :3 "@screamofangirl @nyaakat not so easy to fluster, huh? :3c" @screamofangirl @nyaakat and only 2! such a bab~ @screamofangirl @nyaakat u baby @screamofangirl @nyaakat *huffs* D:< @screamofangirl @nyaakat THIS IS BULLYING D:< "@TheNDqueerelf @FreyjaErlings EXTREMELY Animorphs, yes" I changed my mind let's go back to everything being cake please @theymerSophie Is there a video of Matt skateboarding that I've somehow missed @CaseyExplosion @theymerSophie SAME SCAREDY CATS FAN FOR LIFE @nyaakat I mean same! Bottoms are so easy to bully :3 @AzureCanary @angille @maegodhavemercy @RaeGun2k @jcfiala This could be youuuuuu! 💕 @OrionPax4217 That's how I tend to buy on eBay anyway. Only from the states. @OrionPax4217 They had the Takara one briefly in stock last year on BBTS. But yeah I'm just gonna rip that eBay bandaid off and get it over with as soon as I can. @moonpaladins @maegodhavemercy @RaeGun2k @jcfiala @AzureCanary @katynotie Cliche or not I love to hear it 🥰 @AssembledGhost This video is INCREDIBLE @WandrngAstarael you're very cute and I'd definitely be down to suck your dick :3c @ArtyMaus THAT TOO PLZ 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 "@AzureCanary If you ever wanna DM me with gender questions, I'm following you now, so my DMs are open to you 💕" "@maegodhavemercy @RaeGun2k @jcfiala @AzureCanary @katynotie I'm 33 and didn't start hormones until I was 30. If you wanna be a girl, you are one! And I'd definitely recommend transitioning 💕 https://t.co/0TCsfBPyYO" @ArtyMaus hey guess what sound I really wanna make if we ever get to hang out 🥵 @AyrenTheWolf @BobcatRobin 💕 @JimSterling This is a really good decision that I fully support @BobcatRobin @AyrenTheWolf This really isn't something to joke about. I'm a 24/7 sub and loyal to my Mistress. @KittikatGuild 👀👀👀 Gonna just have to bite the bullet sometime and then NEVER SELL HIM AGAIN "@GeekyPug87 All of the previous tiers were previewed before they were reached, so I assume we've gotten them all" Whyyyyyyyyy did I sell my Generations Metroplex three years ago. He goes for soooo many hundreds of dollars now 😭😭😭 @GeekyPug87 Yes I already backed it @PersephoneHime yes plz!!!! @PersephoneHime 👀👀👀 @TheCatMom I'unno 🤷‍♀️ @JosieKendamu I remember that day well @jaythefawn heck >/////< @SomeBWord I feel like this would be somewhat uncomfortable @TrexPushups Only if there's still a plague lol @GeekyPug87 Those pre-orders go live in October @AyrenTheWolf I'm already collared 24/7 but I like your tenacity hehehe @AyrenTheWolf Oh yes we've flirted And I like rough~ OwO @Kate_Bunni UwU My hottest take is these character designs look better than the last time Trek was animated if we've ever flirted and you're cool with it I'd love to suck your dick just saying 👀 @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine Was actually hoping he'd see this lol (trying not to let the fact that I put the sticker on crooked get to me RIP) omg this is BY FAR my favorite @hardcodedgame sticker yet! https://t.co/6d6nKxY4gn it's been like six months since I sucked a dick am am I gonna die? @VitoriaFaria27 YEEEEP they're not great lol "@NeurologNyx An absolutely gorgeous cutie, but mostly because I'm extremely gay 😍" @OrionPax4217 (sadly I lost Hooligan by accidentally leaving him at a McDonald's the day I got him but he was still my first Transformer lol) (assuming he doesn't count my first Transformer was Beast Wars Iguanus) I've never even seen Top Gun! I just love Transformers waaaaaay too much! @OrionPax4217 My first transformer was G2 Hooligan! I'd love it if they brought him back! "The plastic looks unpainted and very cheap (it's almost transparent!) but yes I pre-ordered this because I've lost control of my life, why do you ask?" "@FreyjaErlings Too young for the first, too old for the second lol" @Tricliniangry Probably! Your tiny ass just got lucky I guess 🥰 @OzmaRacc Me: I don't need FFS Also me whenever a friend gets FFS: Guess I'll just die then 🙃 @Tricliniangry TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh no sweetheart :/ @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny *huffs* D:< @SportIsARight Colorado is doing pretty alright all things considered. And yesterday I saw a car with a Texas licence plate. Our state borders aren't really borders. @CallieFoxxo Oh gosh congrats!!! @ManjiButt @SteampunkPenny Same! 💕 @MeltonRbmelton @MirrorHer It's never too late 💕 "@AyrenTheWolf @QueercoreTrash I'm a 44C which is like, could be way worse, but is way too small for my frame 😭" @OzmaRacc god I'd love a mutual cry rn let's cry together @ancientsap 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh I hope you win~ "@nerdy_transgirl I got my vaginoplasty at Denver Health, and my surgeon was Dr. Jennifer Hyer 💕" @LexiVickyN @RatRace123 @CutieRonwon https://t.co/pNlYOQ9KeF @P4ndora2 Oh cool! This breeze is better than sex "Summer at 7,800 ft elevation in Colorado means at night with the windows open, laying in bed naked with the covers off is sooooo unbelievably fucking refreshing." @LittleMsRachel For me it was lower and more inward than I thought @ChaelaT182 Chekhov's hornets We're not yet at the third act "@P4ndora2 No, I've never heard of that" "Theme parks and the media about them will, uh, find a way" We're on an orphaned time line. Some time traveler fucked up at some point in the past and now we're just living through increasingly less believable scenarios. """In 2020 there will be a deadly global plague and during it, Disney World will insist on being open and Jurassic Park 6 will insist on moving forward with filming"" sure is a statement even people in 2019 would say is way too over the top ridiculous" IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I have finally discovered where on my labia to scratch That One Itch I can still hear this screen even without the buttons "@P4ndora2 The best time to plant a tree is a decade ago, the second best time is right now, as they say 💕" @WillowPoss Holy shit I'm glad you're okay :/ @P4ndora2 No time like the present "Incidentally that's also why transphobes so often act like young trans adults in their late teens/early 20's should be treated like children and have their autonomy controlled by their parents. ""If you can't act normal you're not ready to be an adult"" their thought process goes." All transphobia boils down to cis people thinking they understand us better than we understand ourselves. It's fundamentally infantilizing. @sextoyspolitics I suddenly feel very old at the realization there are minds with thoughts and opinions of their own that DIDN'T EXIST when Taco Bell was running those ads "It's because consciously or not they don't think we actually exist. They're waiting for us to drop the charade and just be ""normal"" because they can't conceive that their experience of gender isn't universal." @benjanun_s Of course not @jamorbital Desperately need this to happen to me tbh @AlexisVeilled I love you :/ "@ANightmareThis Like I said if it was up to me, I'd've recommended against this. But it's done now. No sense crying over spilt paint." I think it's far more helpful and constructive to recognize WHY this was done and focus on that. I promise you our enemies don't fucking care which of us condemned this act. "So we can either move forward (while maybe acknowledging that this is kinda cool), or try to criticize... the trans community? 99.9% of whom had nothing to do with this? Personally I don't much see the point of that. I think that kind of talk does more harm than good." "It honestly almost looks like a TERF did it it's so over the top, but let's assume a trans person or ally did it. If I had the ear and trust of every trans person on earth, and I was asked BEFORE this was done if it should be, I'd say no. But it was done. It can't be undone." @liddytronic @deathpigeon @ServantoftheFae jumpin jahosaphat (not even sure how the fuck to find out how to spell that so I'm not gonna try) @HookedAesthetic gamer pants "@liddytronic My assumption was that the artist was assuming 1000 degrees could cut through a knife, otherwise the matchup isn't very interesting." "@liddytronic That energy has to go somewhere, so it wouldn't just be cool ash. I think it'd either be extremely hot ash or it would go up in extremely hot flames" @mode_view gosh 💕💕💕💕 oh shit that would be a draw wouldn't it I think it's fair to say the cake morphing powers aren't slowed by extremely hot temperatures but luckily that doesn't matter A 1000 degree cake shaped like a knife would still melt a knife @MaiaFranklyn decepticake remember that time sideswipe bisected sideways what if there was cake inside @ServantoftheFae @liddytronic I'm very good at escalation when someone has a Star Wars opinion in disagree with :V @liddytronic Hey this might be relevant to my friend @LexiEsque @mode_view oh nice hot @ServantoftheFae @liddytronic I like to think I'm sometimes good at de-escalation @mode_view I can't tell what it's a picture of and now I'm suddenly afraid to ask @liddytronic Me too 💕💕💕 "@liddytronic Yeah I guarantee it was an accident since she runs the @TenaciousRanch account. Which is honestly a handy way to remember to tell her: Hey Mistress, you mistakenly banned this friend of mine on your Steampunk Penny account 💕" "@liddytronic (we're starting a big road trip for the ranch to get the fiber to the mill so I'm worried I'll forget to mention it to her but if you're cool with it, I'm cool with you reminding me in DMs?)" @liddytronic Okay. I'm sorry for upsetting you. Much love 💕 @liddytronic Which girlfriend? Mistress? She doesn't really have that fetish at all so I assume it's a mixup. I'll ask her to unblock you when she wakes up tomorrow. "@liddytronic You're my friend too, which is why I'm gonna make sure to use an exclamation point in the future, okay?" "@AmazonChique ah yes, The Surgery I've heard so much about" "@liddytronic This is a gender affirming thing for me, so yeah we're at an impasse. Honestly I forgot I was using an exclamation point previously. If that was working for you I'll make sure to stick to that in the future." "@popeguilty @SteampunkPenny lol I ""work"" on the ranch, it's hardly a job" "@liddytronic The reason people censor it is because Twitter will sometimes automatically suspend people for saying it uncensored, so no I can't uncensor it. I know the mute function doesn't accept asterisks, but does it really refuse numbers too?" @ancientsap same energy https://t.co/RrwhLQ7cWC I love her so much lol Me: Why am I still awake? @SteampunkPenny: Because you're a b1mbo @ancientsap YESSSSS GOALS 😍😍😍😍😍 @machtackle (Kelly voice) More like robots in disgust @ZJemptv OEM? "@maegodhavemercy Totally! Weird isn't bad, it's just weird lol" @LambChopInPamps 😳😳😳 "require,,, f cups,,,,," I want big tiddies @NikatinePrime gosh 😳 John Malkovich fucking kills it in this show honestly "I'm enjoying it, but it's very very weird" @liddytronic I'm enjoying it way more than I thought I would We're watching Space Force and it's the weirdest goddamn show @SteampunkPenny HEY D:< "The Dollar General was playing The Traveling Wilburys (one of the actual albums, not just the radio!) and it just warmed my heart instantly. Couldn't not start signing along 🥰" @Vangelus Yes @QueenStodge hot take but I love Arcee and all her backpacks @Calliethulhu I'm forced to assume so yes "2024 memes (projected): I used to be an adventurer like you, until I became an arrow" 2007 memes: The cake is a lie 2020 memes: The cake is the only truth @TheEpicDewback I just wish there was somewhere better to put his arms Btw this entire thread applies to you even if you're trans as well. It's just especially infuriating seeing a cis person do it. I am not a game piece for you to wage ridiculous and harmful debates with to get queer brownie points. "But then again, I'm forced to concede that it actually would be totally fine of your gender was unicorn because OF COURSE IT'S FINE. IT'S YOUR GENDER. STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT THE QUEERNESS OF OTHERS, ASSHOLE. And it annoys me because now I'm playing their game on their terms." "What really got under my skin is of course is was all ""uwu my gender is unicorn"" exaggerated bullshit which is not what 99% of people that kind of mentality is going to be weaponized against. It's the most pathetic of strawmen." "This is a subtweet because I don't need to give that asshole the attention. We elevate the good stuff, ignore, shun and block the bad. That's the only way to succeed with discourse." "If you're cis and you feel the need to attack types queerness that you don't understand while pretending that you're defending trans people, here's a helpful guide: 1. Sit down 2. Shut the fuck up" @chainchompist @StopTweetingMia I thought literally all of these thoughts before transitioning lol "the only correct answer is videos game, obviously" @Sparx_x_x Important!!!!!!!!! @AlexisVeilled 😍😍😍 @MoonPupper I recall ages ago on a podcast one @Vangelus thought Orlando was in California. Ever since then I try not at assume what non-Americans know lol @MOOMANiBE It's almost like the composer knew exactly what they were doing and whoever that rando is has terrible taste lol @QueenStodge Boiling water plus some ice water nearby to help it set quickly "Like even if you care about the deaths in both cases, you have to face the fact that our government clearly only cared about 9/11 because it was an attack from another country. The deaths themselves were meaningless to the people in charge. It was all just for show." "It's so fucking weird that the number of covid deaths have far outnumbered the deaths that happened on 9/11 and while I'm sure there are right wingers saying those numbers are faked, very soon everyone will know someone who died of covid. Retroactively makes 9/11 not a big deal." @TooMuchDynamite This has been a really common problem with every tablet I've owned for well over a decade. I wish I knew how tf to stop it lol "Added bonus: Somehow it's only women who seem to have my OC's name, despite again it being first initial + last name, and the last name is not any kind of first name. It's gender affirming to me AND my old OC lol" "On the one hand: Very unprofessional to have an email that doesn't contain my actual name On the other: Makes it very hard for harassers to find me, a trans woman who's terminally online and very mildly internet famous." I was once years ago signed up for JDate which is apparently a Jewish dating site? Again whoever has the name of my old OC probably didn't realize you actually need to create an email. I did what I could to shut down that account lol. "My email is actually the first initial + last name of a Harry Potter OC I used to RP as 15 years ago. It's a pretty normal-looking name and I often get emails that were sent probably because old people think ""Oh it's just my name plus Gmail?"" without realizing you need to sign up" Someone in Canada is desperately trying to reset my Amazon password lol I changed my password myself (it's been long enough that it was time anyway) and added two factor authentication. My email also has two factor. So they're not getting in but the ARE spamming my inbox lol @RanatokiParalax OMG YOU'RE CUTE??? @QueenStodge That's mostly how I display my figures lol Especially with like Road Rage. More excuses to retcon in female characters is always good imo @Kamenspider I feel like this conversation has been terrible due entirely to me and I'm sorry about that. @Kamenspider I'd very much love for the series to get creative and weird again. That's something I think we can both agree on? @trgrrl at least she's not covered in fondant @Kamenspider And I'm happy you get to have Studio Series! It's not going anywhere! Didn't months ago you say you were kinda done with Transformers? :p "@Kamenspider The Bay movies themselves are another retelling of G1, it's just the most recent time it was allowed to diverge that much. I want new stuff too." "@Kamenspider I dunno where my reply went where I already said this, but I think these listings should be taken with a grain of salt. If they're teal though I see them as a new sub-line? Given how different they are I dunno how they could be anything but?" @Kamenspider Honestly I didn't mean that and I'm sorry. I'd like it if you cooled down on hating on something that means so much to me. It makes me feel old. Hell G1 wasn't even my Transformers. That was Beast Wars. "@OrionPax4217 Yeah he's a customizer, not a third party toy maker. Please refrain from @'ing people that don't follow me in my mentions, okay?" @Kamenspider I think the big thing to keep in mind here is these figures are barely confirmed and seem kinda suspicious. I'm taking them with a grain of salt. But I will say as someone who wants MP or MP-scale figures of every main G1 character: Neither of us have gotten the Dinobots yet @QueenStodge @OrionPax4217 There was someone doing a Dirtboss that then fell off the face of the earth sadly "@Sparx_x_x g-girls,,," @OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge I've always said I'd be a competitionist for third party Animated stuff. That's been depressingly easy so far. "@Kamenspider Unless they're numbered like they're supposed to slot right next to the Bay movie Studio Series, this should be effortless to ignore." "@OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge I would love if the toyline could do weird shit like it did in the 90's and early 00's, but it seems to have crystalized a lot. I'd like Masterpiece Animated, stuff like that. But I also love the G1 aesthetic so I can't complain too much." @LeafTilde easy to spitroast too @LeafTilde yush :3 "@QueenStodge @OrionPax4217 I forgot, okay? They've changed his name like 4 times lol" @OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge I forgot lol I can barely keep track. He's been Snarl too lol "@Kamenspider Yeah they kinda suffered due to needing to be a combiner. See also: almost every other combiner figure from the Prime Wars Trilogy. But this one if it's real won't be. I don't know about slim jims, I just want certain holes in my collection filled. Been at this for 14 years." @OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge this is like how everyone thinks it's trendy to hate on Arcee now I don't fucking get it pick a different hobby "@OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge wait collectors don't like G1 anymore wish someone told me, a collector for 14 years who still loves G1" @LeafTilde *immediately jumps in front of it* @OrionPax4217 @QueenStodge Oh the name is a good point. He's been retconned as Slog now. "@Kamenspider They were too tiny last time. And before that it had been like 30 years, calm down :/" @OrionPax4217 It's okay 💕 @OrionPax4217 Tagging a bunch of people into my mentions talking about someone I've never heard of and don't care about is a little embarrassing "After our expansion in a few months when I can finally have a Transformers shelf or six set up, I think I'm gonna finally try counting all of them. Last time I tried counting them was uhhhhh 2008? And there were like 300? But I've sold a fair amount since then so who knows." @kerrizor I have two sex toys and many hundreds of Transformers lol @SixoTF aw hell yeah we can watch it on fox kids!!! "@OrionPax4217 ""Because it's TFW"" is not a reason that's congruent with my experience as a Transformers collector" @Azure_Husky I've bad a very similar experience myself. I used to be so terrified of masculinity when I first hatched. Now it doesn't bother me at all. @OrionPax4217 Why the fuck would TFW post news from a known huxter? "I will say though I kinda wish this was Commander class sized, given that ""Leader"" now means ""Voyager with more accessories"" and an entire extra figure (Daniel) definitely counts as extra accessories. I'd like him to be in scale with MP Grimlock, but this'll still be nice." "@OrionPax4217 Nope, it mentions Daniel. These listings are talking about a spin-off version of the Studio Series line that's for the '86 movie. I forgot the other names they found but several of them are characters that aren't in any Bay movie, but are '86 movie characters." @HookedAesthetic @Catgirl_Pini awwww what a cute bab :3 "Now THIS I'm really pumped for! The perfect Grimlock already exists imo and that's the Masterpiece version, but there wasn't any indication we'd get the rest of the Dinobots in the MP line and the Deluxe versions from PotP were way too tiny. Can't wait!" @lisaquestions Oh no they just gave you a plastic bag that's just one big pocket for them? D: @bi_jackass @maegodhavemercy Oh nice! @HaileyAdamsXXX lol there's so many layers of irony in him going after me @BarbiturateCat Webstor ABSOLUTELY fucks @ExistentialEnso Episode IX made a lot of missteps but it was SUCH a good ending to the trilogies of trilogies in so many ways @TheCrystalStorm YES EXACTLY @machtackle tuner mudflap... https://t.co/dyFNjdE3lG @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu oops all kinks @Calliethulhu the deepest of red velvet the two genders https://t.co/76dRZe2Lwv you'd have to fucking chain me to the table I don't fucking care if I'm from the 19th century and I honestly believe leeches work AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA twilight zone episode where slowly our hero discovers more and more of their surroundings were cake the whole time until they hesitantly take the knife to their own hand... @Kaelyrhn lol I know "anticipating the weird behavior of Twitter is also why I: - try to never ask rhetorical questions - it's always ""tired, inspired,"" never ""tired, wired,"" or else someone who also wants to be funny will try to tack on an ""inspired"" punchline you didn't fucking ask for" "I personally love Webstor he's a spider bloke with a grappling hook, and yes his fictional life matters more than a cop's but I'm not interested in killing jokes, so, https://t.co/Hhujr9E98l" "my pettiest meme opinion is you ruin the ""the only blue life that matters is sonic"" joke if you start listing off a bunch of other fictional blue characters there are many blue characters in fiction that aren't cops, we know, but you still killed the joke" "@VirologyCami @Anarcha_ Donkey Kong 64 needed an expansion pack solely because the game kept crashing and they ran out of time to fix it, so I get it lol" @WeAreNIM That's fascinating! Thank you! oh no I got it mixed up with another game I've never played now everyone will know I'm a fake gamer girl "@cindycd2010 Dinosaurs aren't just like birds, birds are a type of dinosaur! It also means that birds are a type of reptile known as archosaurs Jurassic World only really confirms for sure that Jurassic Park 1 happened. The Lost World as well as JPIII might've been retconned out of existence" Someone who's actually played Half Life help me out here: This stationary example of how they got this to work shows that (presumably because of the shape of the human model) the floor of the car isn't even level. How would this even be a solution that would work? @machtackle oh wait you're right lol "@cindycd2010 There were no pterosaurs in the first movie, but there were in the second. It's implied they weren't flying overseas for that long. The THIRD movie had an implied escape to the mainland for the pterosaurs but then they did a soft reboot (kinda?) 14 years later so who knows." @machtackle I own nearly every Robot Hero including that one and I legitimately forgot that's who that's supposed to be @lisaquestions @AmyDentata *just like dadaist jokes accidentally a word there @lisaquestions @AmyDentata Shit even I didn't get that part. I just dadaist jokes It really sucks because it's taken us five fucking movies just to lead up to what should have been the ONLY logical next step for this series: What if the dinosaurs were on the mainland? They've been dancing around this idea for literal decades. But now is not the time. "I say this as someone who against her better judgement loves the Jurassic World movies and was really excited to finally see ""what if Planet of the Apes except dinosaurs"": They need to not fucking do this." @PrissyOrcGF but Morgan!!! think of the poor lesbians!!!!! Fun fact to my non-American followers: Disney World is in Florida @AmyDentata lol it's cool but I didn't see the reply @liddytronic Ohhhhh I can almost see the logic there. But only if you assume gender is binary. "(sometimes I am kinda into men tbh, though very rarely) (almost like sexuality is... fluid??????)" """Well duh if you like men and women you're bi"" oh you think I'm into men interesting, interesting" I tire of this game of who's the most lesbian it accomplishes nothing "Interesting how the immediate assumption is I must ""just"" be bi and not that I'm like a confused lesbian or something. Almost like it's an impossible to enforce hierarchy based on bullshit 🤔🤔🤔" "I shouldn't let it get under my skin but like he said ""you're just bi shut up"" and it's like, dude if I had to pick one I'd just be a lesbian. I'm a lesbian exploring the edges of her sexuality, not a bi girl trying to be special like you seem to think. Sit the fuck down." """Wow I get so much hate from gatekeepers for being a he/him lesbian, don't they know their queer history? Anyway I gotta go yell at this bi lesbian"" - this guy, presumably" @TorgHacker yeah they do it by getting horrendously sick (and of course he was 19) "lol I had someone with ""he/him lesbian"" in his bio call me a lesbophobe in reply to me saying I was a bi lesbian I don't have any problem with he/him lesbians because I'm not a gatekeeping fuck but talk about a hilarious example of the queer community needlessly eating itself" "@ZoeyLuminary @ComradCapacitor That's fair, but I didn't even think of such a possiblity given everything I've heard about this trash company." @sleepyfab @AmyZenunim https://t.co/F8EFIzZOd4 "@Zygoatsalami I wasn't thinking of those kinds, but sure those would be trash too. I literally just mean like which movies are good and which ones are bad lol. I'm incapable of not being petty with Star Wars. It's a weakness of mine." "@ZoeyLuminary @ComradCapacitor Sorry, I was being a bit unclear with my language there: It does not matter what they were replying to. No context makes that sarcasm okay." @StopTweetingMia @littlemsmccste omg Stevonnie's voice is definitely goals my opinions on star wars are the only correct ones and yes I will die on this hill "the main reason I try (tho often fail) to avoid tweeting about star wars is people seem to think I'm interested in seeing their trash star wars opinions when I, and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely am not" "@AmyZenunim As a bi lesbian the most concise answer I can give is ""Sexuality is weird and complicated""" @LewdyMelon Don't need to justify it to me. That's between you and your conscience. @ComradCapacitor Does it matter? @ThatsSoTrinda Don't. @KatieAngelWitch Can't remember the last time I needed to pirate a game so thank you for that heads up! (it's the most cyberpunk way to play it!) @liddytronic I do love Disney parks lol Even if I haven't been to one in 9 years RIP "@liddytronic They replaced those spikes with new ones right before I started working there and I was able to snag a pin that actually had a chip of the ground up old spikes in a little bubble. Dunno if they still do ""retired ride part chips inside pins"" but it was really cool." "@liddytronic The question I got asked the most was ""Where's the Indiana Jones RIDE?"" I took much delight in cheekily telling them ""About 2,500 miles that way *points west*""" @StebMcDreb The bonkers thing about that? I'm willing to bet that won't nearly be enough. These rides are designed to filter *hundreds* of guests an hour through. @liddytronic It sure was lol I have no doubt that Disney is taking at least SOME steps to try to mitigate the risk Hell you could in theory make everyone at the Indy show sit 6 feet apart But it won't be enough And honestly I'm really worried for the cast members especially. It's hard enough working there @liddytronic It was in the College Program during the autumn of 2008. Every single attraction I can think of requires guests to sit as close together as possible. Often indoors. This is going to end very badly. "When I worked at Disney World, it was at the Indiana Jones stunt show. The seats were benches and I often had the job of ""packing"" while people got seated, which involved instructing everyone on the count of 3 to scoot closer together. Anyway don't go to WDW during a pandemic." @banalexistence No it's not. It doesn't exist. And if it did it would be lying. "I'm disappointed to find no one has already made a gif of Butters putting down Catcher in the Rye and saying in a zombified voice ""Kill John Lennon... Kill John Lennon"" The internet has failed me on this day." @banalexistence There is no such sign "@Esper_Lily I woke up before they could answer with tears in my eyes and thought ""Welp,"" and turned to my at the time fiancee and asked her if she'd leave me if I was trans (she said no but that didn't end up being true RIP). The rest is history." "@Esper_Lily That's awesome! Yeah my dream was basically I got to meet this YouTuber who was a trans girl at a Q&A session (the YTer is real but he's not a trans girl-- my brain invented that lol) and I asked while choking back tears ""How did you find the strength to do this?""" @401authrequired Yeah I'm really pissed about Animal Crossing being that way @bi_jackass @maegodhavemercy The tweet you're replying to or That One Tweet I'm kinda known for now? lol @ProxyGlitchcat @Azure_Husky YESSSSS "@piffyjackie @WhaleHorned One tends to look cuter/more femme from a higher angle, yeah" honestly were it not for that mocking it might've taken me longer to learn how to selfie when I become a girl like a decade later lol "remember back when the ""MySpace angle"" for selfies was mocked relentlessly and then everyone grew the fuck up lol" @xychelsea I have that same dragon Beanie Baby! 💕 "@Tina_nsfw @whatzittuuyah Those are two big hurtles, yeah. Just know that it's never too late to transition and the fact that you know all this at 18 means you're way ahead of most trans people." "@brocoli_ That's a good way to word it, yeah. I just wanted to hedge my phrasing in case I was missing something." "Kinda fucked up telling my story up there. I forgot to add the part where my brain, with almost all the info it needed, then stewed in that for *11 years* before I literally woke up from a dream one morning and realized ""Oh fuck I'm a girl"" https://t.co/wGeYDav0fx" @mode_view Do I even need to say it? :P "In just over 4 years I went from ""Oh yeah I'm totally a cis guy"" to having my girldick turned into a vagina lol" "Honestly I'm just reflecting on how ""fast"" my transition seemed. My brain had all the answers it needed at 18 expect one: You don't need dysphoria to be trans (despite later finding I DID have dysphoria). So my eggshell didn't so much crack as sit did poof into dust lol" "I'm not 100% sure wtf this shitpost means but it made ME laugh, so," "the ""cis"" man to trans woman pipeline is real and it's easily the best waterslide at gender world" "A lot of us find that after we transition, all the reasons we thought we had that we thought made us not really trans just crumble away to reveal that was just our real gender trying to get our attention But even if that's not the case for you? Who cares? It's your body." There's no invalid reason to transition. Literally do it for shits and giggles. Do it because it's your fetish. Do it because it looks fun. The only qualifier should be if you want to do it. That's enough. Because often that's your heart expressing an important need to you. "@totallyhealthie Yeah which is why I tend to think it's probably safe to say is a proper binary. I just also know gender risists boxes, possibly even at such a meta level." @LorelaiMerri I was waiting for someone to reply with this and I have a readymade answer: Those aren't Star Wars fans. "The only binary I'm aware of in regards to gender is the cis/trans binary (I can't really wrap my head around an alternative model but I'm open to suggestions), so, you know," """I'm not really sure if I'm trans or not. I'm mostly just questioning right now."" Every trans person within earshot: https://t.co/40Xe3IHFpf" Somewhat surprised to find that A Hat In Time might be one of the largest digital games I own on Switch? https://t.co/NZICqZOCOr "(If you're wondering, moving save files between Switches you own is really quick and easy)" "I've resigned myself to just slowly re-downloading all 19 digital games that I own on Switch onto my Switch Lite. It's annoying and slow, but honestly having them all on both systems I own is admittedly really convenient." @KateMetalBard If that's the case then the rest of the world is too damn cold "@Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc Wouldn't blame you if you were a little, but that's a relief to hear lol" @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky I remember seeing this on 4chan originally so that about tracks. @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc It's really not the kind of thing I'd share if it wasn't something that was burned into my memory for almost 15 years. It's more like an artifact to me. But yeah it's fucking awful. @InstantSunrise Kiiiiiiinda? I think the existence of the prequel trilogy requires that statement to have like half a dozen asterisks lol "@VirologyCami I assume, based on the framing of the question, that the person who wrote that tweet does not, in fact, think that the sequel trilogy is the best trilogy. I'm saying they're wrong, and worded it in such a way to quickly illustrate how ridiculous I find their implication to be." @VirologyCami I'm aware "@VirologyCami I misspoke and meant ""nice"" instead of ""good"" you're right My bad" "@OzmaRacc I associate that second panel so much with the phrase ""idk my bff jill"" lol" @StopTweetingMia Thank you!!! 😭💕 Star Wars fans from 1997 to 2014: PLEASE we just want good Star Wars movies again! SW fans from 2015 to 2018: THANK YOU SW fans now: Was there anything worthwhile about the sequel trilogy? 🤔🤔🤔 "(to be fair I go back and forth on whether or not it's really the best SW trilogy, but it's neck and fucking neck with the OT trilogy)" """Say something good about the best Star Wars trilogy"" Fuck off" "I take massive issue with the implication this tweet is making. It has the best Star Wars movie ever made, was far and away the best Star Wars had been in *32 years*, and only flubbed the landing in the third one a little bit, which is a tradition among Star Wars trilogies." "@StopTweetingMia God I'm so bad at voice training. Any particular thing you'd recommend? Vocal coach, a certain app, just reading a ton about it, or something?" @OzmaRacc I remember she was a meme for a little while back in the heady days before the internet was warping global politics https://t.co/caiRu14DKr @ProxyGlitchcat @Azure_Husky GOOD @MaxieZeusGod I don't know much either but it basically results in the program taking up more and more memory until your phone/computer chugs at a slow speed before eventually crashing. @TheLastGherkin I really hope Hasbro just commits to the bit Like just let the trademark expire and never use him again it'll be hilarious "(Not to say all trans people should have the goal of passing as cis, but if it scares transphobes that's a massive win in my book)" Trans kids who get on puberty blockers and then go on to start HRT at the right age are FAR more likely to pass as cis which fucking terrifies transphobes because they're bigoted cowards desperately clinging to a backwards ideology. @ProxyGlitchcat @Azure_Husky This intrigues me "Massive hypocritical dick stains, the lot of them" Transphobe: I just don't think children are capable of deciding whether their bodies should undergo life-altering changes from hormones Trans kids with help from their supportive parents and doctors: Okay *takes puberty blockers* Transphobe: no not like that @ZJemptv None of these chucklefucks seem to realize ALL puberties are life-altering whether you do it with HRT or not @Azure_Husky @ProxyGlitchcat same it was horrible-wonderful @Azure_Husky I lovehate that the music still keeps trucking like it should in the background @Azure_Husky I really really really really r̢ea̛l̢ly lͅi͈͓͈̹̰͙͖k̯̯͍̲͕̥̞͞e͇̘̦̺ yͨͨ͏͚̥̠o̥̠͓̫̰̯͓̊ͧ̚ụ̮͚̻͌̂ I can't believe it's already March 133rd @zandravandra you're telling me a zandra stirred this fry @givemonet you succeeded 🥵 @litterboxhex There will always always always be people who might need money more than you. You going homeless will not solve this inequality. @litterboxhex If you need me to retweet a GoFundMe or something just say the word 💕 "@waitworry I'm not a computer person but I believe so, yes" @litterboxhex oh no what happened D: Can't yet tell if avoiding that button will actually help just yet but figured I'd pass that info along Fellow Twitter users on Android experiencing memory leak issues that aren't solved by uninstalling/reinstalling the app: Apparently there's been a known memory leak issue from using Android's back button since *September* @vexwerewolf serious socialist teeth going on @Helix_the_Fox I'm aware "Also this really isn't relevant but I find it interesting that because we don't have a shorthand single word for ""future evolved intelligent species on this planet"" we often just say ""aliens"" when yeah, it could be aliens, but it could just as easily not be lol" @JacquieSwears plz medical science it's all I ask "It's an interesting illustration of the limits of paleontology, but it's a bit like pointing out alien life might not be carbon based/need water. You're right, we could have all this wrong & it's important to remember that sometimes, but on a practical level it gets us nowhere." That part where we don't actually know what dinosaurs looked like is why we have to make conservative estimates in reconstructions while finding as much data as we can. It's literally all we CAN do. "@ZJemptv Your tweets about this remind me a lot of autistic people talking about this sort of stuff, honestly. Ever wondered if you are? (I personally haven't been officially diagnosed but I suspect I am)" @HannahHillam I love that this is 30 times (and counting!) more popular than your last comic You did it @TheNDqueerelf seconded 🥵🥵🥵 @SixArmedSweater @JimSterling God help Jim if he ever needs to ask where the AAA batteries in a store are @DragonQueenRose yes yes yes!!!!! @DragonQueenRose I loooooove being the little sister so much "Happy to report there was only one person I wasn't expecting to have unfollowed! Might have been a softblock, might have been the unfollow bug, but in either case I don't even recognize them so I don't really care lol" @sapphixy I've heard worse nicknames for one's dick @VirologyCami Saaaaaaame 🥰🥰🥰 Oh hell yes! I'm probably gonna be getting mine on eBay long after the fact but I'm not complaining! At least I have a shot now 🥰 https://t.co/CbLDlt0Q5X @vexwerewolf More people in general should be making 500k a year. There's PLENTY of money if we take it from billionaires. @PrissyOrcGF gloooooow up 💕💕💕 "@okbillybunny And despite what they might say outwardly, they DO see us as women. All of them have at the very least jacked it to porn of us. All of them." @maegodhavemercy OMG YOU LOOK SO CUTE @transgirlinSEA @okbillybunny gosh y'all /)/////(\ @okbillybunny @TristyNoone It's true. I think at the beginning of this year I was like 6k??? @neolibratqueen it's fitting @trgrrl YES @ordinaryfreak69 it's true and you should say it @NikatinePrime https://t.co/m9FKyNGuDa @Hbomberguy why does he constantly look angry @radicaldreamr_ Holy heck congrats! @JennyWebtoes @SomeBWord THIS IS ALSO VERY COOL @BasilBing Oof :/ @Calliethulhu One day I'll make it out there dammit! @sexfungus omg I love the new @ @Calliethulhu This was going to be the summer I might've actually been able to do exactly that were it not for the deadly plague and all 🙃😭 @HookedAesthetic Good girl 🥰 @QueenStodge Yeah I got mixed up for a second there lol @QueenStodge Do we know the name of the line after Siege? @DragonsBouquet 🥵🥵🥵 @DragonsBouquet I meant the tiddies but gosh 😳 @DragonsBouquet ...how giant we talking here @SomeBWord This is really cool??? @HookedAesthetic oh gosh that sounds... oh gosh 😳😳😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I'm gonna be doing a lot of that >.< @chainchompist I'm pretty sure this is poetry @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch hhhhhgggggghh BAAAAAAABE >/////< 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Awwwwww! Also I need that god @desert_daisie It's great to have you here! 💕 @hmsnofun kinda rules a lot @caraesten I blocked him first because FUCK that lol "@neolibratdeity bites,,, good,,,,," @mebisdead Omg that looks so comfy! @StarFyre_JM @CaseyExplosion I'd like to hope so @zoe_trashgoblin Of course! You're a cutie and more people should know that! @Kamenspider It's barely fame but I could never forget you 💕 @zoe_trashgoblin Oh no :/ @QueenStodge https://t.co/oYjgJDsk95 @ArtemisInque Because you're cool!!! @QuestForTori Me before realizing I'm baby: I LOVE Baby Park Me after realizing I'm baby: I REALLY LOVE Baby Park At this rate I'm gonna be at 10k followers before the end of 2020 wtf 😳 @KittenFemme It's been so much fun watching you develop this! THE SAGA CONTINUES https://t.co/mLJTutFlXL @nerdy_transgirl Nah it's not wrong at all 💕 @CaseyExplosion I'm fucking furious reading this. At least this cunt can't hurt her anymore than she already has. @stackedbimbo don't tell the tops our secrets like this @DragonsBouquet @Jaykay_Baby Oh yeah I've ordered pacis from them! Nice! FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS https://t.co/rnEsHObah2 @DragonsBouquet need me one of these @SomeBWord I've heard from a ton of people making porn has improved their room cleaning habits lol @BethBec0mesHer ah shit @totallyhealthie hell yeah! @gwennelsonuk I mean this was back in December so I'm fine now lol @gwennelsonuk Yep @OzmaRacc CHAOTIC QUEER FOR LIFE @PrissyOrcGF such girl squish! 😍 "@APrivateRobin That might've been part of why you had an easier time, I dunno. For me though the biggest issue was I couldn't relax enough to pass anything with a catheter in. So it might've taken a week for me regardless lol" @georges852 @Azure_Husky @norintha lol they kicked me out after 3 days and wished me luck @APrivateRobin Hopefully yours was way better? Everyone's body is different. @neolibratdeity @VirologyCami I think you gave faer what fae wanted by being adorable lol (Also I swear bowel movements feel way more right now that the parts next door are in the right shape. I dunno if that even makes sense but I swear it's how I feel) "@Azure_Husky @norintha Yeah I was on a strict regimen of Miralax and fiber supplements, but I didn't try prune juice. Black coffee helped too on the day of lol" "@Azure_Husky I discovered I couldn't really relax enough to pass anything with a catheter in so I had to wait a week before anything started moving. I'm still shocked it went as ""well"" as it did lol" @MaelJade_ Painkillers tend to cause constipation lol @3ryc4 saaaaaaame lol I was told by the nurses before leaving the hospital that you should exhale while you push and I'm pretty sure they saved my life from ending Elvis-style @arancaytar @neolibratdeity Oh no we tear them open and sprinkle the dried bits in the water. Adds fiber. "Surviving your first painkiller-clogged poop after bottom surgery is like the hardest Dark Souls boss you'll ever fight but the good news is, much like beating Dark Souls, your skills in passing bowel movements will forever be upgraded." @QuestForTori Tell Cloyster I love her @Doc_Wolverine I'd vote for you @ValnarDragoness It really depends on your hair. If it's super oily you might need to wash it more often. @SarahSwitchy @neolibratdeity I LOVE THE PISSY SHITTIES MEME @okbillybunny that's cute tho @neolibratdeity One of my favorite memes ever is pretending your country does something ridiculous with food and acting shocked that other countries don't do it that way. Like I saw one talking about how of course in America we let tea bags sit in stale water for a month to make tea. Also another reason to justify cheating a bit here: I was 19 before I even tried playing it IMPORTANT UPDATE: https://t.co/EdMXXZzypO @TheNecrosys WoW was my introduction to the Warcraft universe but I bet I would've loved Warcraft III back in the day Actually it came out almost EXACTLY 6 months before my 18th birthday! If it came out just a day before it'd be to the day lol @AyrenTheWolf THEY'RE SO GOOD @BonkyMoon Conditioner is sooooo good. Can't believe I went for so long without using it @daggertrout Same! I think it was me washing it too much lol @MarcyKingUltra I have very dry hair and live in a very dry climate lol Growing up my mom thought I had dandruff like my dad but really it was just my dry scalp constantly crumbling due to destroying my hair daily. I'd get like scabs in my scalp! It was really bad! Funny that it took me realizing I was a girl to course correct. I dunno maybe I swung the other way and now I don't do it enough lol. My hair looks and feels good though so I'm not really worried 🤷‍♀️ Oh and conditioner! It's so good! We don't teach boys these things and we really should! @chrismcfeely Honestly? Good choice @PierreLebeaupin @maegodhavemercy Oh neat thank you 💕 @okbillybunny same plz @PierreLebeaupin @maegodhavemercy What? @MaterClaritas https://t.co/BNX6Z9tNld how are cats https://t.co/lRleJKTn8A @Shoggoth_Lord https://t.co/g2t476JSgd I do hope this gets funded but once again I don't have the money for it in time lol (barely scraped it together for Unicron). These things have a spotty record of being successfully funded (RIP Cookie Monster) but here's hoping! It https://t.co/CID6wURBCo "*egg hatching sounds* 👩‍🚀 ""Wait, I'm a girl?"" 🔫👩‍🚀 ""Always have been.""" Yes I am that basic bitch lol I also love Baja Blast which coincidentally I think was also introduced in 2005 lol Oh that's an easy one for me https://t.co/RLP0ZF5zJ0 Kathryn 2020: Can I Pet You? oh god no @ThousandsOfBees I don't think she's plural "@maegodhavemercy @TeflonMask Gosh I'm not SINGLE HANDEDLY responsible, heck >////>" "@RaeGun2k @MagsVisaggs I haven't been a teen for almost 15 years RIP And yeah, gender stuff makes it weird lol" "@Kaelyrhn I dunno, I just assumed you were younger than me (I'm 33)" "@MagsVisaggs Video... games? Boys like video games, right? And girls maybe? But like in a boy way?" @Kaelyrhn I honestly would've guessed 27 @Kaelyrhn You're older than me??? @ArtyMaus I refused to see Sucker Punch back when my opinion on Snyder was way more favorable. Definitely not seeing it now lol "And like, I'm a very open person who doesn't mind being naked or talking about my vag, but I know most people AREN'T that way so it's finding some sort of balance there." "If they happen to know what dilation is, that'd make it easier to explain, but there's no guarantee of that RIP" It's frustrating and awkward having such a full house with very little privacy. We have a couple of guests who are lovely and I'm sure I've flashed a number of times. There really isn't an accepted way to explain what dilation is and why I than need to air out my cooter. "@OrionPax4217 Yeah I can't do it either, hence why I'm so confused as to why I saw these movies" "@ArtyMaus @ThePaleNeon I also haven't seen it since then. I remember not hating it, but then I also remember not thinking about it for the next like decade, so, :P" "@OrionPax4217 In your defense I saw Saw 1, 2, 3 (I think? I remember nothing about it), and then even saw 4 in theaters! No idea why I subjected myself to that lol" @ArtyMaus @ThePaleNeon Super 8 isn't the best film of any category wtf lol "@OrionPax4217 That's V He's wearing a Guy Fawkes mask Anonymous made that mask incredibly famous, or so I thought :P Why would Jigsaw be making breakfast" @OrionPax4217 Omg you sweet summer child @OrionPax4217 Who's talking about Saw movies? @MaiaFranklyn My mom used to make them for me! She called them Cowboy Sans but Eggy in the Basket is admittedly a much better name lol @PrissyOrcGF it's a constant mood for me "@ToddlerLynn revolutionizing your DMs by coming in with ""are you wet""" @maegodhavemercy You were gonna wait two weeks to tell people your name? :P "@shadow Oh fuck I can't even imagine. I've had my account for almost as long, but I didn't really start using it until 2017 when I wanted to meet more trans people lol" @TheCrystalStorm I have pink footballs somehow lol @MapleReam @Lethiela I hate both equally. They both break my heart. @Calliethulhu mostly because being a bottom just feels right 🥰🥰🥰 @Calliethulhu hhhhg it's unfair when you say it out loud >/////> @QuestForTori BLOONS!!! HAPPY BIRTH 💕💕💕 "@deathpigeon so if the wife leads jesus is like, ""i can't work with this, satan you're up""?" @TheCoolestUhhhh Not really @CloneLightning I did and beat it back when it was new. It is not the best one. "@Lethiela Softblocking is when you block someone so they aren't following you anymore, but then unblock them because you don't want them to be fully blocked. As in ""We can still see each other, I just want you to stay away""" (I did go back and play a bit of Paper Mario 64 but it didn't grab me like TYD did) Thousand Year Door. Shame it had to be my last one too since y'all stopped making them. @OrionPax4217 @Azure_Husky I'm just saying Cloud has ass skills I'd kill for "Shit I worked hard to snag that Majora's Mask New 3DS When it's finally decided I'm probably not going to use it again, I'm gonna take the battery out to retire it as a display piece." @Azure_Husky no wait they're like tennis balls "@Azure_Husky I mean... materia are like, golf ball sized aren't they..." @sonyaism Saaaaame god @WhaleHorned As someone who is always heartbroken when someone softblocks me: Do it. It'll make their day. "@JessicaCyboid just picturing an old civil war letter being narrated in a Ken Burns documentary except it's like ""Dearest Jessica, I know not when the bottoming will cease but I think of you every day""" @CelticAnarchy Basically same. Hasn't happened too often tho thankfully "@Ulexar No apology necessary, really. I'm sure you had your reasons. It's just good to be mutuals again 💕" @CelticAnarchy (no but seriously it takes a near miracle for me to unfollow a mutual lol) @CelticAnarchy https://t.co/9M0zOldvVu @deathpigeon Twitter is *so hard* to avoid @Ulexar Yeah the pandemic has made Twitter even weirder in a lot of ways. Btw yu're one of the folks I recall softblocking me ages ago lol. I really am happy to have you back 💕 @JessicaCyboid it's a basic hierarchy of needs @Kaelyrhn to boldly go where no bab has gone before and when I say kinda non-stop I mean literally actually non-stop I can count the number of days I wasn't on Twitter all day on like one hand how am I still passably mentally stable where is the inevitable breakdown aaaaaaaa Using Twitter kinda non-stop for over 3 years now is a trip lol People who softblocked you years ago will just become mutuals with you again sometimes. Close friends can ghost you forever. Nothing feels permanent. It's a huge social life on constant fast forward. @Swymbiote goals honestly @Swymbiote that might destroy me my body is ready @JessicaCyboid Morning cutie 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I noticed that too hehehe I have no opinion on RWBY but I love Hbomb in case that wasn't obvious That sure is an update lol https://t.co/ZdN8X7M6qg @lisaquestions @iwinalot7 @CateSpice I've watched so much MST3K while dilating lol Careful watching comedies though unless you wanna fire the dilator across the room lol @XylariaVG It's ultimately up to you but I'm rooting for you! Let us know if there's good news 💕 "@XylariaVG That's understandable. But it might never feel like the right time, you know?" @XylariaVG No time like the present! You got this! @okbillybunny Oh it's torture but it's worth it lol @Azure_Husky I think it's most of us honestly @MavenOfMayhem It's true! @EmmafromGA You ARE cute! "@JazzieJaz93 @AmazonChique Don't feel too bad, I think I might've already been graduated from high school and I still didn't listen to that jealous feeling I had lol" @NeurologNyx @futanarchy Don't worry we won't tell "@emilyvdw @femme_thoughts @ArdenPod You know, I wasn't a follower before but I've now fixed that" @machtackle WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THE WHOLE 3 PACK :P "@TrexPushups @lisaquestions Nothing to be nervous about. Dilation at worst is like, a bit uncomfortable, but usually it's just boring lol. Feels really nice to have a hole there though" @machtackle It's called the road It's called the Rainbow Road It is the road where you go @OzmaRacc Thank YOU! 💕 @OzmaRacc 😭💕💕💕 @EccentricTomboy @trans_mum @lisaquestions @CateSpice Does it like open things up more or something? o.o @Calliethulhu I have to play this omg @Calliethulhu I hear that series is just openly horny now Real talk Jelly Cat makes the BEST stuffies @machtackle Chromia? @AmazonChique Timantha is a trans icon @vexwerewolf @ZJemptv True facts! "@lisaquestions @Kinysis I don't remember blocking you, so unblocked" """That's right, they were deplatformed"" The right is impossible to parody because they can't stop parodying themselves." @lisaquestions You get used to it. Kinda. @ZJemptv deepest lore @Azure_Husky I live for that moment @SixoTF That one in the middle has a high level of Attack Pack energy @snakes_medusa I'm comfortable ignoring the joke aspect. Nothing quite like annoying a comedian by pretending there wasn't a joke. @okbillybunny I think only a single cousin of mine who never uses Twitter is even aware of my account lol "@TeflonMask @QueenStodge I think they called it a gender change, but yes it was like $15 I think?" I'm usually not this overly self indulgent but I needed this today. "When a person I admire blocks me for a bullshit reason, I might be sad for a bit, but I'll spring back stronger every time. And if we're both playing that clout game? You can't stop my follower count from growing. The lies you spread cannot stick. My character speaks for itself https://t.co/cjncEg13vj" "@WeirdContrails I didn't even think of that, but I'm personally relieved. It shows it's more than just a publicity stunt to them." @MaiaFranklyn I mean it just illustrates how much of a pompous windbag they are lol "@Joga5000 I wouldn't have met the love of my life had I transitioned earlier (I met her through my ex who is straight), but I still voted that I wish I could've transitioned sooner. If I was given the chance by a genie, I'd have to decline, but I still regret those lost years." @MaiaFranklyn I thought this was a Peter C*ffin parody tweet for a second there @tinybird420 @lisaquestions I'll retweet whatever you need a often as you need 💕 @XylariaVG I'm picturing how many thousands of gold I've wasted on those things 🙃 @NeurologNyx @futanarchy Sounds like you're well trained! "The term ""cancelled"" has been slowly over the years wrestled into the hands of people who in actuality have no need for it or the sympathy it garners." @okbillybunny yeah being reminded of one's girldick can be a lot 😬 @okbillybunny It makes it sooooo much nicer to do that 🥰 @ZJemptv I dunno I get this distinct impression that marriage isn't that important to Mr. Cleese https://t.co/2QECxctHQ3 @LeafTilde @asur_el also their dicks are legendary @XylariaVG It's true and you should say it @ManjiButt @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine It's so good! "I really wish I could take advantage of this, but I've been rolling only female toons since 2006 lol" Azeroth now has better transition care than most of the world @okbillybunny Mood and mood @OzmaRacc liminal genital space @hmsnofun Wow @LeafTilde Yup same. Was able to keep myself grounded enough this time that I was more okay that usual though. @Kaelyrhn I dunno. Don't want to know. @Agustuski Always 💕 @VirologyCami I will 💕 "@VirologyCami It took a massive toll on her, so I hesitate to say ""okay,"" but she's doing better every day 💕" https://t.co/6PtwwxHtgC @PrissyOrcGF 🥺🥺🥺 @PrissyOrcGF hi im very extremely lesbian and i wanna be crushed plz "@benjanun_s Not yet, just the beta. But yeah it's been every two years for like 15 years now lol" At least I don't have a bot that tells me when people unfollow me! Don't think I could handle that. Unfollowbugbot does that when we're mutuals and that's enough stress on its own. "God if I was way more petty I could just start shit by naming names. I'm just gonna bask in this for a second: I'm taking the higher road than any of you assholes did. (said assholes won't be able to read this, I'm just venting)" I stuck by a friend who was being lied about. My morals are in order. Just have to keep that in mind. "At some point @unfollowbugbot is going to DM me a damage report from when I defended my friend a few days ago. I'm aware of one mutual that blocked me, but I'm worried there might be more. The bot usually takes a few days RIP" @Canageek @vexwerewolf Thread: https://t.co/gXV05AhH8H "@Doc_Wolverine I mean thinking about it I can't imagine someone NOT doing it this way. That part where you have to look at us like sacks of meat and hormones? That right there is impossible for me and one of many, many reasons I'm not a doctor lol" @LexiEsque 😘😘😘 @LexiEsque I think in both of our pics they're missing a cutie's head between them 🤔🤔🤔 "@ToddlerLynn God, mood" @hmsnofun Who was that? That sounds fascinating @DoesJuno @samalanmorgan I'm sorry you lost your partner 💕 @DoesJuno @samalanmorgan My fiancee became an ex-fiancee after I came out 🙃 "@liddytronic I think the key is in his wording. ""Same-sex."" He probably feels that everyone understands that sex is the thing you can't change and therein lies his gotcha. As if cis people don't already constantly conflate sex and gender when trans people's lives aren't on the line." "(Also funny that John apparently didn't get the memo that the ""just asking questions"" brigade is supposed to be pretending that all trans people are gay before they transition, not after! Whoops! His thought experiment is a lot like how my sexuality/gender went, honestly lol)" "(But to answer John's actual question: Yes. The answer is yes. It's not even an interesting question. His boomer ass clearly thinks he thought of a gotcha and I can't even begin to understand why, cis people are so fucking weird)" "Hopefully, if you're actually trying to understand us, you're just barely touching a fundamental truth about your gender and the genders of trans people. Hopefully. Unless you're a washed up comedian who used to make people laugh by crossdressing." "That's a lot harder to imagine though, isn't it? It's suddenly a lot less funny because you're no longer imagining yourself crossdressing and now it just feels weird because, well, how would every adult in your early life get that wrong? That doesn't seem possible, does it?" The closest a cis person could come to actually understanding our struggle would be to imagine they were assigned a different gender at birth than the one they actually are. "Some trans people are genderfluid Some trans people feel that before they transitioned, they were the gender they were assigned at birth But in general, if you're a cis person, you aren't coming any closer to understanding the trans experience by imagining your gender changing" "Most trans people will change aspects of their gender EXPRESSION, but most of us agree that deep down we were always these genders, it just took us a while to sort it out. Doing a thought experiment about what if your gender swapped is a weird what-if that doesn't really apply." "Cis people who aren't actually interested in learning about trans people love to do this thing where they lay out a thought experiment that involves them swapping genders, something most trans people do not do If you were trans, you would have been assigned female at birth, John" @bannedtheymer Do you mean Secret Little Haven made by @QuestForTori (in case anyone who hasn't heard of it is curious lol)? @vexwerewolf YES THEY DO @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you so much sweetheart!!! 💕💕💕 @maegodhavemercy The punchline for this one is downright beautiful @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh /)//////(\ @HaileyAdamsXXX it was sooooo hot unf @HaileyAdamsXXX I got really turned on by that video 😭💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX THIS IS SO HOT AAAA 💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX AAAAAAA PLEASE PEE ON ME >/////< "@vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine dammit vex he's a doctor not a... I'm gonna go with ""bed mechanic""...?" @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine these are good leggies gosh @StebMcDreb I DID AND I WANNA SMOOCH YOU @OzmADhd @NotebookDoe yes plz 😭💕 "@HookedAesthetic Awwww cute bab! Glad you feel better, little one 😘" @tinybird420 @lisaquestions Weird Al's favorite! (though usually with a veggie dog now lol) @HookedAesthetic CUTE @CuddlePotato @LynryBarkly @InternetHippo lol same @PrissyOrcGF BEST ENDING @TransgurlTSB Not that I'm aware of RIP @PrissyOrcGF I'm told I'm a cute girl @KateMetalBard Yep @tinybird420 Yay! I love sativa too @Kaelyrhn THIS CHART SPEAKS THE TRUTH AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT @1146_goat_north Quite a bit yeah lol (no that's not all of them) "Can't wait until we have the new room for my triad at the ranch so I can have space for a Transformers shelf. I'm uh, I'm a little behind on opening them >.> https://t.co/VJmhrMsiC1" "The latter years of living with my mom (I didn't move out until I was 25) required her to add ""You're not in trouble"" every single time she called my name across the house. She was long past treating me like a child but, you know. The damage was done at that point." "Summer of 2018, autumn + winter of 2019/2020, now summer of 2020 it's been ""nope, this isn't your final space yet, wait until this thing happens"" It just adds up. At least I'm not moving very far this time." The additions we're planning for the ranch will result in me having to move my room again (I share one with Jen and Mistress) to what should be an admittedly much better room but once again I'm stuck having to wait until said move happens and until then I no longer feel settled. @HookedAesthetic it helps so much @NireBryce gosh thank you >/////> @SixArmedSweater SHE SURE IS @GeekyPug87 I don't really read comics lol Me: I have to stop eating so much junk Also me: The world is ending and every day is a constant battle to stay mentally stable. I need these cookies. This is science. @machtackle So basically almost everything is G1 @machtackle Yes. @HookedAesthetic yay baby time!!!!! @caraesten Switch beats them all imo lol "@caraesten It's 1000% nostalgia, yes. The controls did NOT age well but I'm used to them so I enjoy coming back for nostalgia reasons. I would recommend Mario 64 last among the 3D Marios if someone is new to the series." Laundry day so old boy's shirt it is! Looks better with tits imo https://t.co/2HfpSPrfOx @Roodypatooti mood @transgrlinexile You're right and I'm already moving on Turns out Yoshi makes for a good stuffy to hug when you're trying not to spiral 💕 https://t.co/HZ4AsYzbbs "Even if it feels like I lost two friends in quick succession recently, I have to keep reminding myself that in both cases it was really losing two mutuals, not friends. We weren't close in either case. My heart doesn't need to waste energy over this." Twitter is a truly awful place. "@theres_no_x_in My surgeon was Dr. Jennifer Hyer, and hell yeah I'd recommend her! She requires hair removal but it can be laser if I recall. My hair was too light for laser and I had to get electrolysis, though." @HaileyAdamsXXX AWWWWWW All our kitties love belly rubs too!!! 💕💕💕 @joelax9 https://t.co/d3YdnVIn6L I've shared this shelf before but the lighting was better than usual today with the blinds open https://t.co/BCJ6RMSPAK @AyrenTheWolf Heck yeah that's wonderful! 💕 @AnaMardoll RIGHT??? I FEEL THE SAME WAY WITH MY SURGERY HOW IS THIS REAL "@futanarchy @NeurologNyx I appreciate the update, gosh 😍" Alright well it's gonna have to wait until we look into an alternate internet provider that can actually handle online games but like... yeah I wanna try this at some point. "Honestly I had been avoiding Fortnite because I'm not interested in confronting my own mortality due to how many kids play it. No seriously kids make me feel old, I don't want to play video games with them. But this looks,,, really fun,,,,,," "Oh nooooooooo I didn't realize there were side quests in Fortnite I thought it was just like PUBG This looks,,, fun,,,,,, oh no,,, https://t.co/CpCS7LYILW" "@TristyNoone @OzmaRacc Spelling of slurs is rarely competely formalized, especially at the outset of their invention" @Sparx_x_x why not both~ @OzmaRacc Same @Interfectorem9 Huge agree @OzmaRacc I can't wait to huff it myself~ @Azure_Husky Being trans feels like such a gift sometimes 🥰🥰🥰 @Azure_Husky IT'S SO GOOD LIKE I DUNNO IF IT'S BECAUSE I'M TRANS OR GAY OR BOTH BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH "why focus on the smell for this particular gender euphoria shitpost? because it smells amazing, I already explained this" tfw you've spent decades with genital dysphoria but now you have a pussy that smells *amazing* @peprally Possibly the best glowup I've ever seen @ArtemisInque @EvilynDevilyn 👀 @maritronic9k 💕💕💕 can you tell I'm an anarchist lol @MagsVisaggs That's true. I'll admit I'm way more optimistic that I thought I'd be. "Sorry, I called it a job when they don't even get paid, I meant ""barely much better than slavery""" "@MagsVisaggs I think the depressing reality is he might still win, and that win will have been far easier for him in the long run." @Kaelyrhn I agree "@Kaelyrhn I mean I'd let them decide. Homeschooling can be extremely isolating. I speak from experience. If they want that social experience, I'll be their momma bear." Kids are already going to be crushed completely by the realities of the adult world under capitalism. That we also require by law that they have an 8 hour JOB with FUCKING HOMEWORK for at least 13 years when years feel as long as decades is flat out abuse. "When pushed to the limits of their control, schools can get positively draconian and it just boils my blood. I guess they're lucky I don't have kids. I'd barge into whatever classroom to save my kid, cover for them if the wanted to play hooky, the works." """Oh my kid broke one of your sexist dress code rules? She then used a cell phone to look up answers for a test? And now she's in detention? No, that won't be necessary, I'll be taking my child to go get ice cream and if you try to punish her again I'll come save her again, Vlad.""" "@whyamIhere2k So we got that line of ""you won't always have a calculator"" but at least they thought it was true lol" @whyamIhere2k Smart phones didn't exist until a couple years after I graduated high school and before then only rich kids SOMETIMES had cell phones but not as far back as when I was in middle school in the late 90's. "@AstrodogeLaika They're fascist, sexist garbage lol And yes it's from Real Life Comics because I cameo'd in one recently lol https://t.co/O1MlQUNmIa" @AngryGayRobot were it not for plague I'd suggest we help each other 😭💕 "@lucashoal Complete fascist, sexist garbage, yeah" I'd be a school's worst fucking nightmare if I had a kid lol Ask me sometime how I feel about dress codes. "An adult with a smart phone ""knows"" more at any given moment than an adult who tries (and will fail) to remember everything they learned in school while refusing to look anything up. We tend to call people who never look anything up willfully ignorant." Capitalism sullies a lot of the potential of tech so I'm less of an optimist regarding it but I still maintain smart phones are effectively brain enhancements when used properly and acting like they somehow don't count for arbitrary and backwards reasons is incredibly foolish. yeah I mean it's not like in the real world your son will have a phone with all the answers available in his pocket at any time wait @Swymbiote Oh oh I want the good end please!!! "@ABeardedQueer @NewGenderWhoDis @Azure_Husky Yep, I try to share it whenever they're mentioned because I don't think enough people notice it and it's a hilarious pun lol" @GwenStarlight I might not be experiencing this need as hard without said plague lol @Azure_Husky It took me literally years to realize they're an alley cat and an alley-gator "@CynthaGp That's true. Passport or no, an escape would be illegal regardless. Almost comforting." "@liddytronic @fgrivera2 I have seen problematic shit of varying severity pointed out for ever single one of them but I still watch a lot of them because you have to draw the line somewhere and I think their hearts are in the right place. With the exception of Peter, of course." @TFSquareOne It's like candy for my eyes! 😍 I just... I need to be dicked down @tainkirrahe Thank you for this 💕💕💕 @AmazonChique Good point *nods* @BugbearPancakes Awwww!!! 💕💕💕 Proudly cosigned "@LaBelleTinker @AmazonChique Oh, fair enough! Hence why I asked, lol. But I think a lot of people are just gonna assume what I thought lol" @AmazonChique ... did Rowling try to say a swear and was stopped by her iPhone? "It's a very distant kind of safe feeling. Maybe, if things really started to crumble, I could escape. But it would just be me. And that thought is terrifying. So I don't think I'll be doing that." "I'm happy I got a passport before the world started to end, but I'm not happy it still has an ""M"" on it instead of an ""F,"" and I don't know when or if I'll ever be able to fix that. And I don't know when or if my loved ones will ever be able to get one too :/" "@AmyZenunim @kellybeemorgan Yep, I had I feeling it was someone completely different. We're just fair game punching bags, even to other queers sometimes." @vexwerewolf @GabeJones301 @LackingSaint HOLY SHIT SAME Wtf is wrong with this weirdo @LackingSaint A middle school bully has more tact than this @vexwerewolf That's awesome!!! @nyaakat @staryoshi06 same lol "@vexwerewolf Accidental nexus points, like how a lot of trans people came out in 2016." @SlayZeKyriarchy @VirologyCami @neolibratdeity Oh lol Even better! @LambChopInPamps @teagirlgf Heck yeah!!! :D @nyaakat @staryoshi06 I DID BUT THAT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY D:< "@HaileyAdamsXXX Not in the Marvel Legends line, at least not yet. Gweenpool was a pegwarmer for a hot minute so I wouldn't be surprised if they're scared of doing another alternative universe Gwen any time soon." "@staryoshi06 It's way, way, way easier and faster and results in far less mistakes than the alternative." "@kellybeemorgan @AmyZenunim She's doing better, but I wouldn't call it okay, no." @VirologyCami @SlayZeKyriarchy @neolibratdeity Oh like another account of yours? @dead_girly I knew how to do that on iPhone but I can't seem to on Android :/ I slep now @SomeBWord NO ONE WARNS YOU OF THIS AND THEN IT JUST HAPPENS ONE DAY "if you swipe the word ""retweets"" and aren't paying attention, your phone might type out the r-slur which, I think, means swipe typing is fundamentally broken" "@displaced_ATX Holy heck how did I miss this with THAT many likes and retweets??? Congrats, Joanna! 💕💕💕" @AmyZenunim I was going to say I wonder if I know who this is about but the tragic thing is I probably don't because of how often this shit happens. "@AlexisVeilled Babe I love you and you know that's not true. You're a beautiful, wonderful woman with a loving heart and I'm lucky to be your girlfriend 💕💕💕" @SquireOfCydonia @WerewolfMoms Hahahaha "Hahaha he deleted it. The amount of the comic I can screencap gives enough context if you missed it. Good on him for deleting it, but I'm still laughing. https://t.co/XVy4AflnYc" Honestly if you still just want to enjoy Harry Potter because it's still your trash despite everything at least have the spine to not hide behind a stale meme that doesn't even work the way it did for Minecraft. "@ProfessorJAJL What's wild is so many of us somehow didn't notice this shit. I was an ignorant white kid (still am, basically lol) but I feel like millions of people should've known better." @DoesJuno Neither lens really fixes the issues with the series. "And I say all this as a former fan! Harry Potter was a special interest of mine alongside Star Wars, Pokemon, and Transformers! If I found a way to move on, anyone can." "The order of events were: 1. Oh, in hindsight those books were kinda trash, huh? 2. Turns out the author is too 3. Grown-ass adults think it's cute to do that Hatsune Miku meme because LOL we can still like the books right????? It's pathetic." "@ProfessorJAJL This is clowning with the express and overt goal of saving a series that isn't worth saving and hasn't been long before the author went mask off, so I'm forced to disagree with the spirit of that argument in this instance." #NAME? #NAME? - The series has a literal wizard Hitler but doesn't actually involve any antifascism and wizard Hitler is defeated by a rules technicality(????) - the only Chinese character is named Cho Chang - the goblins are overtly anti-semitic stereotypes "I really get annoyed by people who say my favorite kids media is OBVIOUSLY terrible (like Steven Universe haters...), but I can't overstate how confusing and frustrating it is to see grown-ass adults still acting like Harry Potter still holds up" @Kaelyrhn And I should add I'm talking about when minors like wander into threads or follow me or something. When it comes to me initiating interaction with a stranger I always check the bio for an age. I'm doing my part but it's still needlessly awkward. @Kaelyrhn Because this is a space that's overwhelmingly comprised of adults talking about/doing adult things and unlike meatspace we can't even know at a glance if someone is a minor without hoping the person who cannot consent to anything happens to list their age. @AureliaB1986 Honestly? Of the 36 I've seen Avatar is by far the worst so good job lol side note I appreciate when minors mention they're minors in their bios so I know who to block but oof the whole thing is so awkward like are we saying it's their responsibility to list that info? because that's uhhhhhh a powder keg of discourse there "oh goddammit there's finally one of those ""unpopular opinions"" tweets that's about my special interest that isn't Star Wars or Pokemon but a minor tweeted it so I'm no gonna be quote tweeting that why are minors allowed on here" I would never demand fan art but you have my permission to draw her if you want 👀 @AuraBlaize why do you think I'm describing her in such detail??? @SlayZeKyriarchy @neolibratdeity You. You're followed by a bunch of my favorite people. *follows* big bouncy slimy balloon tiddies long tongue poking out of comically huge lips that kind of thing "But yes if you hadn't heard, by Symbiote sona is pink and her name is Creampuff" Imagine being so excited you finally get to merge with your very own Symbiote only to find out there's been a weird mutation and you ended up with a Bimb-iote instead 😳😳😳 @liddytronic But yeah weren't they one of the first Breadtubers to embrace that name? "@liddytronic *they, sorry The number of times I've had to delete and retweet something about them because I accidentally misgendered them really fucking annoys me. As in, I'm annoyed at myself." "@Shoggoth_Lord No silly, I'd be pink not black" "@liddytronic ""Get out while you can"" he says while 99% of people ever associated with that label have been trying for months to get the fuck away from it" @neolibratdeity wow she's right without her your tweets really would be much less entertaining @Shoggoth_Lord Creampuff @neolibratdeity go to bed "@okbillybunny I'm sorry, people get over that?" @cursedlewds wow I was just thinking about how I really need to train my gag reflex more "@maegodhavemercy That's similar to mine, but a fair number are ones I never saw to begin with lol" @FroyoBaggins I've missed most of his filmography lol. But I adored Hugo and Wolf of Wall Street so I've been meaning to watch more of his stuff. @liddytronic I know I'm just annoyed at how few people saw that extremely good movie lol @LesserWachowski @leafwork I need to watch Inception again. Been too long. "@theogrin ""Most popular movies of all time, with data taken solely from people who vote on IMDB a lot"" :P Hence why I said it's a list made by That Kind Of Movie Fan" @LesserWachowski @leafwork I think it might be mine as well. The Prestige takes the top slot though "@maegodhavemercy Eh, I'd say the vast majority of these movies I'd be down to watch again" Speaking of Scorsese though why the FUCK isn't Hugo on that list "@FroyoBaggins People gush and gush and gush over that movie because it's a Scorsese movie, which I can sympathize with, but I remember strongly feeling the twist ending didn't feel earned to me." Every time I see The Wolf of Wall Street mentioned it just makes me want to watch The Wolf of Wall Street "@leafwork I really enjoyed Interstellar and it might even be one of my favorite Nolan movies, but yeah I thought ESPECIALLY Nolan fans (read: the main kind of people voting on IMDB) thought it was too sappy." "There's like, every Nolan movie in there. Even Interstellar which I thought people hated This list was very much compiled by That Kind Of Movie Fan" "36, and a good number of the ones I haven't seen I don't really want to (Likev American Beauty and American History X... unsettling title overlap there)" @theogrin Haven't heard of that character. Do they have a Marvel Legends figure? @FroyoBaggins https://t.co/F3lERJBa0T OH I NEED A CARNAGE TOO CAN'T FORGET HIM "Anyway I have Scream, Lasher, an incomplete Venom BAF, I got this Toxin pre-ordered and I plan to pick up Anti-Venom at some point. Then I'll put 'em all on a shelf and they'll look all spooky." Toxin took T and his loads got just got absolutely massive look at that I know very little about Venom characters BUT I'd love a collection of them HOWEVER I luckily missed the last Toxin so my accidental patience is rewarded lol 6 years on hrt I'm just so happy for Toxin's glowup https://t.co/Jd44cg6p5Z @LilFluffClouds Very very cute! @NewGenderWhoDis @ShaemlesslyGay @LeafTilde wait why tf is piss not allowed D:< @LeafTilde @ShaemlesslyGay @NewGenderWhoDis more piss that way @ShaemlesslyGay @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis thank u so much for alerting me to this important video @LackingSaint this is a dril tweet @teagirlgf if I had a nickel for every time I fell for this twitter is extremely healthy for me "fucked up how my brain will take ""a mutual you didn't know that well and honestly had been growing distant from anyway softblocked you twice"" and turn that into ""any one of your best friends could abandon you at any moment""" If someone somehow works out who I'm talking about please for the love of god do not say anything to them. They did nothing wrong and I just need to vent. I think they followed me in that rush of followers I got when I had my vaginoplasty last December. Guess my novelty wore off. Yeah I guess I'm a bit bitter. I guess I should just consider myself lucky it was someone I was already kinda growing distant from on top of not even knowing them that well. But when we first became mutuals I was over the moon. @TristyNoone Cowardly is a strong word but I appreciate your sympathy 💕 @OrionPax4217 He really do @CatgirlEva @TristyNoone https://t.co/52kZiqv28G "Like the ball's in my court and I'm taking the hint, but I could just follow back again and at some point you'd just have to finish the job. I won't put you through that. But this is a weird position you've put me in for a reason I'll never know I guess." "Really had someone softblock me, I assumed it was a glitch, followed back, and they softblocked me again. Feel like if you really want to do that without telling me why please just have the spine to block me." @Uber_Anne listen I need this cum on my face plz @LeafTilde @sqwrrkpon Hmmm good point 🤔 @LeafTilde @sqwrrkpon Should really finish the job and give them a proper cunt imo~ @PrissyOrcGF @Dotintheparadox My favorite is shork but they're all so good @NewGenderWhoDis Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Would you recommend eating ass to someone who's nervous to try but finds the idea of doing it almost unbearably hot @machtackle Yeah my dream is to have a city display one day. The more of these the better! @NewGenderWhoDis 👀👀👀 @machtackle I really really really want Hasbro to make like 20 more of these characters because they look so fun! "@MelanieMoore @cassie_complex I mean, there WAS a cult... Please tell me the cult isn't still around" @okbillybunny confirmed for cute @HookedAesthetic It's true she'll do it!!! >/////< @proteanvixen You're the second person to mention that but I didn't think that was the case? Voldemort wanted 7 horcruxes because he felt that would make him unkillable in part because of the magical power of 7. But he fucked up and made an 8th (Harry). 8 was pretty obviously the mistake? @StebMcDreb *hugs* :/ @cursedlewds but you!!! @Speed_Freak01 That could've had Blurr host these commercials for the ultimate subtweet @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/yDXE3pKuGn @MaiaFranklyn *four and a half meters @ArtifexH Isn't it magic??? One way I feel very blessed is T didn't have me very hairy and a lot of the hair I did have faded to almost nothing on E. My calves are a VERY different story but it's still mostly blonde hair thankfully. @ArtifexH Yep and cis women are COVERED in them. It's less a man thing and very much a human thing. "@MOOMANiBE Uhhhh maybe as many as 4 months? As little as 3, though. I wish my memory was better with this lol Everyone heals at different rates though!" can't wait for a transphobe to call my obvious vellus hair somehow manly lol @abdlstella 😘😘😘 "[cw mildly nsfw] fuckin girl squish, how does it work??? https://t.co/x2lGfeUkVj" @blaze_casual I'm excited to see tho! @MaggieMaeFish Extremely 👀 "@cursedlewds yep, very lewd and I'm very gay 👀💦" @nyaakat It just means it's two great things that taste great together :3 @MommyBlakesFeet Sounds like a good problem to have 🤔 @nyaakat Sounds like a peanut butter chocolate situation to me 🥵 @MommyBlakesFeet They're definitely cute but you deserve bigger ones 🥰 @MommyBlakesFeet I bet they're still nice though! @LeafTilde @mode_view if only there was a cutie's head between them 🤔🤔🤔 @QuestForTori Guy Fieri would DEFINITELY have a Raticate in his team along with a Snorlax and some fire Pokemon @mode_view oh gosh really? >/////> https://t.co/URP1cvQf69 @penelopezone hell yes! "I gotta be the best pillow for other girls, you understand" I'm cool with tiny tiddies in my face but I simply must insist on big tiddies attached to my chest I need these for gay reasons @staryoshi06 https://t.co/1266wheEQV both in my face and on my chest plz "need,,, big,, tiddy,,,,,," @CaseyExplosion Oh of course the sloth asks us to slow down :P "It's either publicly whining that not everyone likes you (like the children we've already established you absolutely are), or it's calling to force people to be nice to you (as a child might demand) which is the opposite of free speech. I'll let y'all take your pick, children." "I really should have said ""but especially if you're white and cishet, and ESPECIALLY if you're wealthy"" at the top of this thread." "So no, you spoiled children pretending to be adults who should know better, cancel culture is not real, as far you're concerned. I would say go whine to someone who cares, but you already did and that someone was the majority of media as we know it, which is the problem here." And on top of that I have no doubt that he'll find a right wing audience to continue to be transphobic towards for money and power. "Glinner was recently suspended from Twitter for constantly harassing trans people and generally making this platform unsafe for us. But EVEN HE wasn't driven off by ""cancel culture."" It was a deliberate decision by Twitter. He had been ""cancelled"" by us for YEARS before this." "Even the kind of cancel culture that I would argue does exist, namely when marginalized people are exiled from communities based on bullshit, it's impossible to end or curtail that without rules that would almost certainly only benefit celebrities who don't need that protection." "Insofar as cancel culture exists at all, it exists solely for people who cannot make headline news for simply putting their names on a plea to end the silencing that's totally happening to them as the media immediately takes notice because of their names and not-silenced voices." "If you're a celebrity of almost any kind but especially if you're white and cishet, cancel culture doesn't exist for you in any way that actually fucking matters you fucking children." @shelbyandcoffee @LoriTheLovely @okbillybunny @elle_oftheball It's true I'm also bitches @NewGenderWhoDis @PaigeAfterDark YES IT'S THE BEST THING 😭💕💕💕 @AyrenTheWolf I'll miss you! Do you wanna swap Telegram or Discord names? @joelax9 The Last Knight I thought this was the jeep boy from my second favorite live action Transformers movie but I forgot it's actually from my first favorite live action Transformers movie https://t.co/NR2fO5GxyH *beep beep* https://t.co/gFoyThPWhV @Azure_Husky RIGHT??? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH @AnaMardoll I've never heard of that o.o "@AnaMardoll Ooooh I get it. I thought you meant like ""can you not"" as in ""Kat can you not do/say that please"" lol" @AnaMardoll Twitter is very broken lol I should message friends more often honestly. When you're chatting do you prefer Twitter DMs or some other messenger? @AnaMardoll I remember when they increased the word count per tweet here I complained about people complaining and you unfollowed me for a bit >.> "@AnaMardoll I'm confused by the ""can you not"" part? o.o I like to think of you as a friend, but like I said before I don't wanna like, force people to keep following me." @ThiccMomSwag @StebMcDreb it's time to dUwUel~ @JessicaCyboid The only way to know for sure is to run more tests @HaileyAdamsXXX When you visit we can take you here! 💕💕💕 Breakfast and coffee with the ranch fam! 🥯☕💕✨ https://t.co/3cKHOa2lYQ @riversidewings OMG I LOVE THEM??? @machtackle Cybertron sure was a show "@AnaMardoll For me it's less anger and way more sadness. You really can't be the same level of friendship if you're not mutuals. It's silly but it's true. I don't want anyone to feel like they HAVE to follow me, but if we're mutuals, an unfollow will probably make me cry :/" @riversidewings I've always wanted to go to Anthrocon! Maybe I'll be able to make it next year assuming there is one :3 @riversidewings I like to make friends with furries and you said you had been planning to go to Anthrocon this year were it not for covid 💕 @StebMcDreb YES PLZ I WANNA BE ONE OF THOSE @JessicaOnMain @benjanun_s Oh hey this is right up @JenApparently's alley @LittleMxSkippy https://t.co/gbzWM3W7FN @new_genevieve HELL YEAH @StebMcDreb We're still gonna go to MFF together even if it takes years! 💕 @EllieODaire @VirologyCami Friend request sent! @romecartoons @Screamy_Dreamy What was it about 2016? I came out late August of that year! @VirologyCami @EllieODaire It's true I've met some of them @VirologyCami Friend request sent! I have Discord DM notifications turned on on my phone now so I'm not impossible to get a hold of there lol oh no I've drank all 3 without reading them I just liked the bunny it was cute 😳 @VirologyCami Good enough I guess? I'm just laying in bed Twittering. How are you? Are we Discord and/or Telegram friends because I feel we should be. @VirologyCami https://t.co/DlGIYiad2u @VirologyCami Yes? @DragonQueenRose awwww that's so cute and gay!!! "@neolibreplygirl Honestly ""Wrong, the people get it"" is fairly accurate" @DragonQueenRose right??? @softboy690 Not yet! @Elli_Trans @NikatinePrime (this is hot and cute thank you) @GwenStarlight That sucks I'm sorry :/ @PhyrexianThot Yay congrats!!! 💕 "@NikatinePrime Why would we like, even want to resist tho? *giggles*" @PonyTromper I might look into that! Thank you @chainchompist @SecretGamerGrrl EXACTLY "@chainchompist I actually got the idea from @SecretGamerGrrl and it's a really, really good one imo" What's ironic is I often wish there was a temporary block feature to use against fellow queer people who I don't have a vendetta against and I don't mind unblocking when discourse cools down. But there are almost no checkmarks I'd want to intentionally temporarily block. Twitter gaslighting me by unblocking checkmark accounts that I KNOW I blocked is yet another example why this is the best site ever @staryoshi06 @nyaakat Still my birthday 😤 @AnaMardoll It's totally understandable. I like boys in a queer way too. Gender and sexuality and queerness are vast and complicated. @PrissyOrcGF Oh? 👀 @AshCoyote Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual Y-WING BEST WING "@OrionPax4217 Nah, you're better than that 💕" @VirologyCami Agreed 100% @OrionPax4217 *hugs tight* that's awful Cora I'm so sorry :/ @Azure_Husky Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @Den_Matrix @theogrin 💕💕💕 Awww I still had DenFur 2020 marked in my calendar. And I forgot it was going to start the same day as my girlfriend Jen's birthday. She's a furry too. ...is it weird to basically grieve the loss of a convention? @vexwerewolf @Skippy_Lynn Like I said in DMs this is hot af Avery 🔥🔥🔥 It's not going down by much. But even going down by one follower can be devastating depending on who it is :/ "Now I just have to hope my follower count lowering is from people I don't know. If we're mutuals and you think I've stepped out of line, I ask that you do me the decency of at least trying to talk to me first, whether in DMs or publicly. I'm trying." @HookedAesthetic @dltoad97 IT'S SO GOOD @HookedAesthetic I really need more frilly dresses that look good with padding @HookedAesthetic >//////> @MOOMANiBE Couldn't agree more @HookedAesthetic I thought you said uppies for a second there >.> @vexwerewolf I mean... yeah TECHNICALLY it's safe for work lol @HookedAesthetic Yay for padding at least! "I appreciate the love y'all are sending my way, but honestly my friend @RiotGrrrlJemma needs it way more. She's locked right now but if you're already following her or can otherwise contact her, please send her all the love you can muster. She needs it right now 💕" "@tamzinblake I'm staying in contact with her. I don't think anyone can really be ""okay"" when being dogpiled like this, but I think she WILL be okay 💕" @Uber_Anne agreed "@althussy (I do appreciate this but I've blocked OP because of my anxiety. You have my permission to share a screenshot if you want, though I worry that they won't be swayed by that)" "@mode_view That voice inside your head isn't one you should be listening to, with the obvious assumption that everyone involved is a consenting adult. A lot of transfemmes have this fear and it's pretty unfounded and based mostly in transphobia. Just stuff you need to unlearn." @Hbomberguy A dangerous pastime... "@RiotGrrrlJemma It's really imperative that you try to take a step back from Twitter if it can. I know how those bad brain thought spirals can get, but you're doing fine. You've apologized plenty of times. This will get better 💕" """No matter what age you are"" was also meant to assume consenting adults was a given. This is someone who was feeling like they're too old to flirt within this community I apologize once again for that phrasing as well. Really it was a bad tweet top to bottom." "I've done the best I can to make this better but I admit for my own mental health I've blocked OP. I don't want anyone going after them (they don't list their pronouns?), I just want this to be over and done with if it's all the same to everyone 💕" "I appreciate having my name blacked out but honestly I think it's more important to own up to stuff so I hope I've done that here and made amends. No need to spread these whispers in the dark, we can do better than that." @TinyVampBaby I'm trying to be as fair as I can with this. "Also a good time to remind everyone that my account is 18+ and I block minors trying to follow or interact with me on site, no exceptions. I also welcome any info folks have about minors they're aware of that have followed/interacted with me that I haven't blocked." "For context I'm 33 and Jemma (the friend of mine I'm replying to in that screenshot) is 40, so I'm not entirely sure where the fuck this is coming from, but I'm willing to fix what I can if my words were scaring others." And I swear to fuck if just ONE of you says her locking is proof of some sort of guilt... If you say shit like that it means you've never been dogpiled on social media and it SHOWS. It's a fucking terrifying experience. "@RiotGrrrlJemma Though locking is a good idea, yeah" @RiotGrrrlJemma You want to be better and that counts for a lot. I think you've said all that can be said for now though. The people who want to keep twisting that knife are gonna keep interacting with these tweets and that's not what you need to see right now. The horrendous fucking shit we do to each other in this community is appalling and y'all should be ashamed. "You know what no I'm not going to call people out, I'll just block y'all. Please leave my friend @RiotGrrrlJemma alone. And don't you dare demand she ""own up"" to stuff she's already apologizing for in the tweet you're quote tweeting. It's fucking twisted." @RiotGrrrlJemma I messaged you 💕 @StebMcDreb 1) you should buy one!!! 2) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love you too babe!!! 💕💕💕💕 @RiotGrrrlJemma I hope you don't! You're a good friend and I'm the furthest thing from uncomfortable around you 💕💕💕 @formerlygolden Oh hell yeah congrats!!! @futanarchy @NeurologNyx gosh yes 😍 "@Den_Matrix @pseudonymjones Yeah most places in the states require you to publish your name change in like a newspaper. You can ask to get that requirement waived (which I did), but I don't think everywhere let's you." Cute and extremely accurate @NikatinePrime shirt arrived in the mail today! 🥰💕✨ https://t.co/xC2qrARzjE @ArtyMaus 😘 @Sparx_x_x I LOVE HOW HAPPY THAT PUP LOOKS @ArtyMaus you're SO hot and I'm very very very gay! @ArtyMaus heck but you!!! >/////> @TransQTClaire nah I'm really glad that the Zubat line is being added to the Crown Tundra DLC because my first shiny was a Zubat found in FireRed and I still have her (as a Crobat) to this day 🥰 @AyrenTheWolf @freelancefae Oh heck I missed this when you tweeted it congrats!!! 💕 @CaptainDelver She's awesome and one of my favorite stuffies!! 🥰 https://t.co/cB47ZNdzsp Was dusting my stuffies and I just wanna say I love the Sitting Cuties line so much 🥰 https://t.co/KBq2LaWX7K @nyaakat oh neat that dril tweet was on my birthday lol @HaileyAdamsXXX oh sweetheart I'm sorry :/ gave yoshi a cuddle test last night he's VERY HUGGABLE but in a king bed with two other people he's A BIT TOO CHONKY @ikksnay oooooh zootopia sona! @tainkirrahe RIGHT??? @tainkirrahe YES YOU DO "@tama_thatsme Black Series! With her stand she looks taller than 6"" honestly" ALL OF THE JOINTS YOU'D WANT TO WORK ON HER TOTALLY DO https://t.co/qAKQgh6Y4f *evil-sounding garbled robot noises* https://t.co/kfhtf6KmaH @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟💕🤟 @HaileyAdamsXXX you're unbearably cute and I love you 💕 "@Jesin00 (ah yes I got the @'s mixed up, she definitely has me blocked. It happens)" @Jesin00 (that person's account is locked) "@serrowyn It helps that it's various degrees of closeness. Some of my long distance girlfriends I'm very close to and message/call almost every day, others we have a more casual relationship 💕" @SomeBWord *taking notes* add... poop jokes... to repertoire... to reach... 10k+ Follow @TenaciousRanch for more updates on our ranch! 💕💕💕 @mode_view I'm mostly a shut-in lol. I do what Mistress tells me to do. @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟 sweetheart!!! @tainkirrahe Same and same! I kinda had to pre-order her the minute I learned about her lol "@Archaema @ZJemptv Definitely gonna second this. You have a big, loving heart, Lauren 💕" "I maintain my life sounds unreal in the best way, but there it is regardless lol" "My name's Kathryn, I'm 33, I have 7 wonderful girlfriends, two of whom I live with on a 40 acre alpaca ranch where we also raise sheep, ducks, dogs, and cats. We're a ranch of 8 queer people building a beautiful life in a gorgeous corner of Colorado. #TransPeopleAreRealPeople https://t.co/NKNjaXxvyd" @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh /)//////(\ @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch oh gosh all 3 of us in a room >.> *whimpers* @somedumbbinch Gosh that'd be wonderful!!! @actuallyalice Cutie! With great taste in ponies! "Honestly if I describe my life of living on an alpaca ranch with two of my girlfriends and a trans commune, I don't think I'll sound like a real enough person for that trans people are real people hashtag lol" @maegodhavemercy you've grown too powerful!!! Happy to help 💕💕💕 @teagirlgf wow gay~ :3 "@xehmii @ExistentialEnso amazing ""open for a surprise"" piece here hehe" @ExistentialEnso Happy birthday Thorne!! 💕💕💕 @abdlstella @LittleLambJenny that's true... @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟🤟 sweetheart!!! @LittleLambJenny your so baby tho!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaa cute!!! @GirlDickEnergy do it!!!! @LittleLambJenny *wiggles!* i has yoshi https://t.co/krl1n27goC @LittleLambJenny YES LET'S *bounces* @Sparx_x_x IT'S TRUE AND YOU ROCK "@BoozyBadger I never noticed this and I think it's worth sharing (I did retweet it), but saying Rowling's actual name will help trans folks who have her name muted. It's exhausting for a lot us to keep hearing about her." @LadyLimina :3 @PocketPampers ummmmmmmmm I don't know what your mean this is clearly slander @HookedAesthetic i know right???? it's so out of character for me!!!! little on main? me? world being too much rn think im just gonna be smol @1eea10u @unfollowbugbot Yeah I'm following them. Very helpful! @HookedAesthetic hgggghhhgg >/////> @HookedAesthetic im dry!!! D:< @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX SO WILD @HookedAesthetic oh wait heck >/////< @HookedAesthetic THIS IS BULLYING >//////< @emarl_ @kunsypt AAAAAA I LOVE THIS 💕💕💕💕💕 @neolibreplygirl https://t.co/ygPOprDiBv @Flea Mood :/ @Sparx_x_x If you ever see me unfollow you I promise it was the bug 💕 @glitchedheart @LuigiThirty SAME @Skeletonizer OMG YES THIS IS A REALLY CUTE ADDITION TO THE POKEMON CENTER STORE WEBSITE https://t.co/g98spld8CO @Dalton_Raccoon @Mephtrix She wasn't overt enough that Harry Potter fan sites were disowning her @tainkirrahe lol I found Furcadia when I was 15 and had a similar experience Today's my injection day which is probably why everything feels like cry I really want to get to that point where I can relax and not panic when I see you've messaged me. My heart has completely fallen for you. I know you're into me but I dunno if you're as don't me as I'm into you but goddamn I'm so into you that it almost HURTS I love you I love you I love you I love you "There's a cutie I'm crushing on so hard I like, have trouble messaging them? Even when there's a conversation that they started and they're clearly into talking and into me and I just clam up ><" "@GwenStarlight You mean a lot to me, no question 💕" @VirologyCami 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @VirologyCami You'd definitely be on my list of people that mean a lot to me here 💕 @transamus hhgggh I'm ggay 😳💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhhhh im gay 💦 @CaseyExplosion It's true and you should say it! @enbyss_ I completely agree. Honestly the fact that Rowling retracted her praise of him is enough for me. "(I realize that anyone already muting her name won't see that tweet, but then again they also don't really need to see that tweet regardless)" "If I retweet anything about Rowling, I'm gonna make sure her name is mentioned in the text, okay? If anyone needs to keep her name muted in their account settings I totally understand and I'm doing my best to keep you in mind 💕" "@enbyss_ I mean, a lot of people who were ready to cancel him were saying just saying ""trans women are women"" isn't enough, but personally while I don't agree with all his politics, I think he supports trans people enough that we don't need to worry about him being a proud transphobe." @enbyss_ (in context her tweet was transphobic of course) "@enbyss_ He retweeted a tweet from her that, out of context, sounded like generic feminist stuff. She heaped approval on him, people wanted to cancel him but confronted him, he said ""trans women are women"" and she deleted all her praise of him." "@Kaelyrhn ""Not giving into fear"" has nothing to do with ""ignoring real threats""" @Kaelyrhn It's really not reassuring when someone is panicking about a very real threat and you try to tell her she's being unreasonable. It's the oppoy of reassuring. @Kaelyrhn She has money and influence. I'm sorry but you're simply wrong here. "And much like Donald Trump but unlike Glinner, I think Rowling is simply too big of a celebrity to ever get banned from here. This is not how I would run this site but it's clear Twitter feels certain people of interest are above reproach." @Kaelyrhn She was quoted in US lawmaking recently. She's a threat absolutely worth paying attention to. Anyone's free to mute her name if they need to though. Rowling has a much bigger potential for influencing laws and opinions. And she's using that platform to actively hurt us. And I don't know how anyone can stop her. "Rowling terrifies me way more than Glinner because she's massively more popular and unless you're on social media constantly and/or are a regular in the ever shrinking HP fandom, you probably just assume she's a left of center feminist. Look what happened with Steven King." @vexwerewolf Please stay safe :/ @TheCrystalStorm thank u 😭🙏💕 I try not to retweet people dunking on transphobia but the shit Rowling is ranting about is legit terrifying me. Make sure her name is muted in your settings if that's something you need. It's like we finally got rid of Glinner just as Rowling started going mask off. @Summer_C_Ash Deactivating does weird stuff to follows. It's a known thing. Refollowing is fine! 💕 @dead_girly This was gonna be my big UK trip to visit all my Twitter friends so I feel you there :/ "@dead_girly I know we live on different ends of the Atlantic, but for what it's worth I think it'd be really fun to go to a con with you 💕💕💕" "@elysianechoes You mean a lot to me, Echo 💕💕💕" "It feels especially ironic given DenFur 2020 was going to be the first furry convention I'd been to in years, second overall, and first one I'd be at as my real gender and not just tabling in the artist alley. I was going to do so much this year..." "#TheFandom is a really good documentary that you should all watch but it was made before covid and there's this moment where someone says the furry community needs conventions and fuck I just hope there's a world after covid, you know? I want to one day go back to cons :/" @neolibreplygirl She's right tho @georges852 Possibly "A decent rule of thumb though is if we've DM'd in the past (even if it's been years since we have), you probably mean a lot to me." I'd love to do that thing where I @ all the friends who mean a lot to me but that's kind of annoying and I'm always terrified of forgetting who hates who and breaking a friendship over it. Plus it would probably be north of 100. @osd1000 I mean if it's happening en masse it's probably not the unfollow bug lol @Vangelus Oh gosh I hope that pain gets sorted out soon! :/ @SomeBWord These are all extremely cute omg @osd1000 What it sounds like. Sometimes Twitter will accidentally have you unfollow someone. @LostNotAtSea Cute!!! Hey can Twitter please fix the unfollow bug it basically is torture on those of us with anxiety and abandonment issues "@ThoughtSlime The eternal mood. I don't think there's anything else I could say that others haven't already in the comments, but I can definitely commiserate 💕" @Azure_Husky Happy birthday! 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc I really love the sound of that second part "@CateSpice hey I think the unfollow bug hit us both, oof. Honestly if it wasn't for the @unfollowbugbot it might've taken me a hot minute to notice." @HaileyAdamsXXX @kellybeemorgan I have a specific set of skills @HaileyAdamsXXX @kellybeemorgan h-hey >/////> @NeurologNyx @futanarchy haha I do that @OzmaRacc (the romantics don't either) @SolientArt @PrissyOrcGF Okay! I'll add you to the short list of artists I wanna commission next time I have the money 💕 @DragonsBouquet hot~ @SolientArt @PrissyOrcGF Do you do commissions? I feel really guilty asking because as an artist I hated doing commissions so no pressure or anything lol @PrissyOrcGF @SolientArt This is so good!!! @RiotGrrrlJemma I feel both of these honestly @Sahoni_Stuff @vexwerewolf *chompf* @Goth15era It's general trans culture for sure lol @ParchmentScroll I'd be honored to meet him one day! I feel like there's so much of the community I've missed while being only a partial fan for years now. @DozingDreamers I would absolutely recommend it to someone like that! The documentary assumes you know almost nothing about the community and is mostly about the history of the fandom. You'd be the perfect audience! And it's free on YouTube :3 @ParchmentScroll I guess I'm gonna have to start calling him that too then! "I'm just really glad this documentary was made before too many of the people who lived that early history of the community aren't around anymore, you know?" Such a compelling documentary that draws you in. So many of the founders of this community I had never heard of before watching but it's so much fun listening to them tell these stories. Sam Conway in particular I could listen to telling stories for hours lol @MommyBlakesFeet hhhhgh >/////> @StebMcDreb Love you so much 💕💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc (this picture made me melt!!!) @OzmaRacc Cutie 😘 Showing #TheFandom to my polycule triad! Second time watching it for me :3 @AyrenTheWolf @OzmaRacc hey that's my line! @OzmaRacc GHGGFFFFDHHJFF yes plz!!!! >/////< 💦💦💦💦💦💦 @StebMcDreb heck but you!!! "@Sparx_x_x My mom threw away all my Animorphs books because of Satanic panic shit. She stopped letting us celebrate Halloween when I was 8. Bunch of other stuff that I don't want to call abuse because that sounds a bit strong, but similar to what you're talking about." @PrissyOrcGF I got Meat Jerk which has a really nice ring to it there are so many kinky jokes I could make here that I'm having difficulty picking one @Azure_Husky gawrsh https://t.co/3W3oclLFim @AdequateEmily I feel like I've been following you forever now! I just think you're really cool! 💕 @futanarchy @NeurologNyx That sounds so cute!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX I literally laughed out loud I love you so much 💕💕💕💕 hhhggffdddhhhhfdddhh >/////< 💦💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥵🥵🥵 @tf_fic EXACTLY @JessicaCyboid I KNOW IT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS this is all @HaileyAdamsXXX's fault (thank u) I'm so gay and so horny today fuck Nice https://t.co/4H4iGrwbYJ @QuinntoBean h-hi 😍 TO BE FAIR I haven't experimented with that kind of stuff during sex just yet but uhhhhhhh I need to okay >.> agender girl in the streets naughty slutty sissy femboy who needs to learn her proper place in the sheets @Shoggoth_Lord OMG GOALS @Roodypatooti Aww bummer nice https://t.co/v3ZjT6s0e2 @StebMcDreb YESSSSS Also ass! I be forgot to mention my massively inflated bubbly ass 😍😍😍 @teagirlgf Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @RiotGrrrlJemma I grew up with that Abba album and know the words to every song to this day lol @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍🥵🥵💕💕💦💦💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX you make me soooooo turned on babe 🥵🥵🥵💕💕💕 oh I'm horny today TRANS 👏 LESBIANS 👏 BEING 👏 DADDIES 👏 IS 👏 REALLY 👏 HOT @PocketPampers The short definition is a woman who loves women but it encompasses more than that since gender is a fuck @StebMcDreb Okay like that first panel? That's how I wanna be in our commission! I love both but that first stage where it's all in the belly and tits??? YES 😍😍😍 when sapphic transfemmes get all gender fucky and play with masculinity on their own queer terms rt if u agree and are wet just thinking about it like i am 😍🥵 @QuinntoBean um um um!!! 😳😅🥺😍💕😍💕 @dbotfloweremoji Gosh thank you~ @NikatinePrime YES Binx & Hobbes 💕💕💕 https://t.co/zui7R5vsta @sleepy___head Not as fine a point as purple "Speaking of which, did InCase ever release The Invitation in a physical book? I'd be extremely interested in just having that story and art on hand at all times." ideas for vulva upgrades when I finally become one with T̲̭̻̝̤h̜͈̹̳̜ͅé̖̦̪̩ ͉̭̲̰̥͘ͅM̼̰̦͕̤͉̭a͏̬̲̬̬̻s̛͚̺ţ̝ẹ̲̱̳̀r̸̝ͅ @QueenStodge I like the detail on his face plate! @okbillybunny Omg yay! @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope so! @NewGenderWhoDis OMG I'M EXCITED!!! :D @mode_view Transitioning can help with that! @HaileyAdamsXXX They're all short hairs and we do try to brush them! @Trancister 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Hopefully you can develop an immunity! "@NewGenderWhoDis Ugh, I'm sorry! Working towards that final face upgrade though at least, right?" I don't remember the name of it but I remember it's really cute and I think based on a true story? Anyone remember the name? https://t.co/cqD8XQvTZL @Kamenspider hhhhggggffdhh I approve >////< like I'm hot af but goddammit neither of us would be able to take initiative we'd just be wet and squirmy all night D:< actual picture of me and me if I ever cloned myself https://t.co/XOcmV9GkUA @NewGenderWhoDis I'M REALLY GLAD I HELPED WITH THAT IT FELT LIKE WE HADN'T TALKED IN FOREVER But also I figured you were busy at Starbucks again so I wasn't TOO worried lol @Trancister your pussy pal!!! D:< that first shot of my face tho goddess I'd fuck me I like how accidentally tastefully I avoided overt nudity here lol do y'all ever just https://t.co/GtEMnSYNqJ @VirologyCami EXACTLY 💕 @VirologyCami It's so adorable & gay often y'all are video chatting 💕💕💕 @JenPallante @ArosPup @DrakeTheAngel @PIBBLEBITCH Same! I recognize that character from my earliest days in the fandom in the early 00's when I was in my teens but I didn't know the context either! It's really cool! @neolibreplygirl https://t.co/RMNo0hvdDS "One of my favorite people on here didn't realize I was me because of my new pfp. She was even still liking my tweets and stuff lol Hi, I'm still Kathryn aka TransSalamander! 🐊💕" @neolibreplygirl your new persona is really obnoxious nice job "I'll admit I've never seen the third one but I know I don't need to see it the same way I know I don't need to ever see Batman v Superman, you know?" "The updated facial animation on Gollum is incredible and very worth seeing. Smaug is perfect, as is Bilbo. uhhhhh the third movie also exists" @NewGenderWhoDis oh no D: @MrsStephinMerit https://t.co/BHf047nsht @fffwankie I love how this shot actually pans up to see their arms and the music gets really dark as you realize what you're looking at. @QueenStodge Oh he's still up for pre-order on Amazon! Crisis averted lol @QueenStodge I didn't realize this was out already! I'm falling behind on Earthrise stuff dammit @Calliethulhu Same! @mode_view @Calliethulhu My love of Adventure is mostly comprised of nostalgia but honestly I haven't watched it in years "@Calliethulhu After like uhhhh 3 sequels to Adventure by my count it was bound to happen lol Adventure is really popular, especially in the west." @ErinInTheMorn Same Omg I had forgotten until now that I wanted to learn lucid dreaming for YEARS for the same reason @LambChopInPamps It is! https://t.co/FmuqjufOeT @ScribblerSys Yep! https://t.co/iKCBYdwrzl "Girl finally gets to meet her hero but he's all old & jaded from the war & ultimately she as to fight this guy she has the hots for on her own, but it turns out he can't be redeemed. In the end though the old guy ended up being the hero we needed after all https://t.co/YgcDX0UwWS" @mode_view Yep! https://t.co/V8IckVQqaO "This guy takes his dysfunctional family to visit his dad who he never met, but it turns out his dad really, really sucks but at least his terrible stepdad was kinda cool in hindsight? Family is complicated https://t.co/YgcDX0UwWS" "This theme park is about to open, but then they decide not to" @flaplette An endo should be able to help @sleepy___head Bigger colors can't go as deep. Until I hear back from my doctor I'm trying to get to the point where blue can reach as deep then incorporating it into my sessions. I was on green before I realized all this... @flaplette @SomeBWord Talking to an endo to get the hormonal balance just right might help with that @flaplette @SomeBWord I imagine you've already talked to your endo about this? I guess sometimes it can't help with that :/ @Grandmas_Balls I'll be buying it next paycheck! I think I had heard HZD takes place in Colorado but I eventually forgot at some point. Colorado is the PERFECT choice for a post-post-apocalyptic story imo @Grandmas_Balls WHAT THAT'S AWESOME Why didn't anyone tell me Horizon Zero Dawn takes place in Colorado? Apparently the location of our ranch is in the game! Like obviously not the building itself and probably not even the valley is mapped 1:1 but it's still technically a location! DEFINITELY need to play ASAP "@SomeBWord I remember that moment when my mental fog lifted. It's terrifying because while the fog was there I couldn't even tell, but once it was lifted it felt like I could breathe for the first time in my life." @Yumi_Sparkles Yep!! https://t.co/BkaZmFue2o "(not to imply that right wing politics would be in some way better or less terrible without 4chan, just that literally a random anonymous, possibly several, are just telling grown-ass adults who should know better whatever they want and that's real weird to me)" It's never not going to be weird to me how much 4chan has completely and permanently warped right wing politics. There will need to a 4chan chapter in history books. @CaseyExplosion I might very well hit 10k followers this year if trends continue and I don't get it either! 😳 @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost wow gay "Also this isn't really relevant to anyone else but I squee'd so much when I saw my name in the credits! I think this might be the first crowdfunded thing I've contributed to after changing my name. My actual, true name is there and it's wonderful 😭" "This is a story told by furries, made by furries about the real history of furries and it's all presented as an overwhelmingly queer thing. It's honest and real and I'm so glad it exists." "I'm gonna bump this thread and reiterate that you should watch #TheFandom! Even if you're not a furry, this is ABSOLUTELY the documentary I'd show people who aren't furries but who want to understand the fandom!" @Sparx_x_x https://t.co/5PZg8Y1CV0 @Sparx_x_x OMG HECK YEAH @NikkiTheSlayer_ @KatyMontgomerie (that's a different tweet but also from a transphobe yeah) @stavvers omg 😆 "I love pissing with a vulva so, so much more than my previous arrangement. It feels so right. And easy! But yeah needing to sit or squat is a very different experience that can be a bit limiting in certain circumstances lol" Feel like I just found some valuable secret code for beating an obscure boss in a video game I'm still getting the hang of lol "@acvalens Gotcha! New term for me, interesting" @Sparx_x_x Living the dream! (have you really been murdered if you just go from a witch to a lich? 🤔) "That's why I often call it a lifesaving surgery. It's otherwise difficult to convey just how much we as trans people need these surgeries. Not all of us need surgery of course, but those of us that do? It's EXTREMELY important." "Even if it was true across the board that all trans people ""rush"" into surgery, the fact is the regret rate is lower than the complication rate. That means we're overwhelmingly happy with the results even when it doesn't turn out the way we want!" """How could you want a vaginoplasty while thinking you were a cis man?"" you might ask? I had a very narrow understanding of gender dysphoria that I thought I didn't fit into. An egg's brain is capable of astounding levels of denial lol" @acvalens TME? @ThousandsOfBees It'll take like a century to develop a natural immunity from everything I've read about it. @masamunemaniac @heyitskubur Like you literally can't have canned tuna without mayo come on @masamunemaniac @heyitskubur I mean most sandwiches should have mayo so that's not weird to me lol @Grumblefloof @mode_view I'm glad we were able to help! 💕💕💕 @abdlstella so mean >//////< @SixArmedSweater hello there 👀 @abdlstella It's really how they belong @okbillybunny @Elli_Trans So true @Elli_Trans I am a trans singularity @abdlstella h*ck >/////> "@Elli_Trans A lot of trans people know me on this platform, heh >/////>" @abdlstella Sounds like you're describing good girls to me 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF Also happy birthday Morgan!!! 💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF It's true! I cannot resist!! @MOOMANiBE Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @MOOMANiBE I really hope there's just internal swelling that still needs to go down for me and that I'm one day happy with my depth :/ @MOOMANiBE I'm pretty jealous lol @AshCoyote Omg that's awesome! I can't wait to see it!!! 💕💕💕 @AzazelAfterDark doing the the important work that needs to be done @AlexisuwuAlexis I'm sure they'd be popular here! We also have onion chips called Funions so cheese and onion wouldn't be that weird. @stackedbimbo I am absolutely doing both "@AlexisuwuAlexis Nope, not really! We have cheese, and cheddar & sour cream flavors, but I've never seen cheese & onion chips." It also really emphasizes for me how much I want to go to furry conventions more often. I've only ever been to one and it was magical. I really hope there's a convention scene after covid. I want to be around my people. "@AlexisuwuAlexis So like, we have sandwiches that might have cheese, onion, or both, so like I said in the thread that's not a weird combination, but it's also not a common combination like ham and cheese for example is." @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF Even that for me would be too much lol. But I do have them turned on for DMs now which works well. @MOOMANiBE That's kinda what I was thinking. @AlexisuwuAlexis We do. Just not those flavors. "@MOOMANiBE Personally I only experience it online and I think the only way that's possible is because I share my face a lot. It's usually my pfp, which also doesn't include my voice which often clocks me. It's a very narrow window that I'm able to experience it." @PrissyOrcGF I was not prepared!!!! 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 @SixArmedSweater It's a wonderful documentary that decidedly queer. I think you'll love it. @blaze_casual Fucking mood :/ @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF me too plz "Full disclosure I did contribute some money to this, but I'm still blown away at how good it is. I've been aware of the furry fandom and comfortable calling myself a furry since the early 00's, but there was so much history I didn't know! It's really fascinating stuff." @sleepy___head I was up to green but I've gone back to purple for now. @WaffliesProcliv NO BUT I SHOULD @licoricetick I love the sound of this so far "I guess part of the equation here is Trump and his cronies either don't know that this is going to become a yearly virus or don't believe it. It's callous and cruel regardless, but that might explain part of this." @HaileyAdamsXXX Gonna squeeze them so much! 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG I CAN'T WAIT Honestly unless you're asymptomatic even living after getting it isn't exactly the best case scenario. It fucking terrifies me. A LOT OF US WON'T LIVE THOUGH THAT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE CONCERN HERE @HaileyAdamsXXX *honk honk* @ClaireNotHere That's one that I haven't experienced given that I only need to work on the family's ranch now but I consider myself VERY lucky I'll never have to deal with it 😬 Being on the receiving end of it though when you know that men NEVER used to do it to you? If I didn't already believe it was a thing I definitely would've been instantly convinced from seeing it done to me. "I used to be completely unaware it was a thing, so I imagine I did it a ton before I learned about it. I wish I could say I remember if I was able to cut back on it before I started transitioning but pre-transition life is just a blur these days." "Experiencing mansplaining as a trans woman is a TRIP lemme tell you Like it's such a strong and immediate indicator that women and men experience this world differently. And yeah, I guess there's some really awkward gender euphoria somewhere in there." "@PrissyOrcGF Probably not both though, they might cancel each other out" @bretmwxyz YOU'RE SWEET AND AWESOME 💕💕💕 @FinalBossFemme YES @PrissyOrcGF Early early on in my Twittering I learned that push notifications just aren't worth it. My first viral tweet drained my phone's battery overnight lol @BoozyBadger The booze is your brand tho! @persenche I had a big UK trip planned with money set aside and everything :/ "@bretmwxyz I distinctly remember you following me AFTER this tweet, but I guess I could be wrong lol EITHER WAY I'm really glad we're mutuals 💕💕💕 https://t.co/mFwUiPh2xy" "@bretmwxyz No I remember! You followed me back after I heard of you on Thought Slime! I was so excited that I squee'd! I even made a tweet gushing about your work, lemme find it real fast... But a LOT of people think they're already following me when they're not. I'm online a lot >.>" @Kate_Bunni That's wonderful! 💕💕💕💕 @DaShitpostQueen @litterboxhex Yes but I was subtweeting Cat :P @trashkitten4201 I'M SO GAY @trashkitten4201 YESSSSS I LOVE THAT "@osd1000 Nah that's huge. Pigs in a blanket are tiny. And the dough is wrapped around, like emphasis on wrapped, like a blanket" @MommyBlakesFeet Gosh gosh gosh >//////< "I know normal is never coming back, but presumably there will be a time after covid and I'm going to travel SO MUCH and see all my cute friends. Maybe have some fun while I'm there too hehehe >w>" @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟 @litterboxhex I think you might know her >/////> "@osd1000 Dough, basically? Like the most common version I'm familiar with uses like a croissant" @HaileyAdamsXXX Not always!!!! Just like most of the time >/////> Nothing quite like the blushing that happens from chatting with a cutie 😳😳😳 @bretmwxyz I learned about you from Ţh̘̩e ̧͈ͅE͎̖͓̱̤y̭̗̲̻̘̲͜e̷̼̮̻̗͖̱b̗̭̺͉̱̰́a̴̝l̶̘͚͍̜̹l̹̼̘̹̭ ̝Z̡̩̜̱o̭̰̙͞ṉ̣̩̰͈͈e! And I've tried sharing your videos in the past but I dunno if it helped much. But gosh you're the cool one here! 💕 @bretmwxyz You make good videos!! 💕 "ALSO YOUR VERSION OF PIGS IN A BLANKET REALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING WE'D INVENT AND THEN GET MADE FUN OF FOR IT To my fellow Americans: Their ""blankets"" are just bacon lol But again, that DOES sound delicious lol" @bretmwxyz For some reason I read this in your voice and it was really satisfying lol I'll definitely try it! @Uber_Anne Yes let's!!!! 😍😍😍 "@JessicaCyboid Lots I suppose, but within the category of premade cheap sandwiches, it's ham, turkey, and I guess sometimes chicken. It's really boring. But like at sub shops or other proper restaurants there's more, I guess" I'm gonna stop trying to predict the last sandwich in this video because I keep being wrong but I'll stop this thread now lol "Oh actually the last one was egg and bacon. Delicious sounding! Just not a category of sandwich over here, unless you're talking breakfast sandwiches, but those are always hot and I think these were refrigerated?" "You know what you find over here in the category of cheap premade sandwiches? Turkey And ham (The last sandwich in this video was chicken and bacon which again, not weird food, but not an obvious sandwich type you rattle off over here)" @bretmwxyz It's weird because here in America we fucking love our corn yet that's not a combo you'll find anywhere here. I'm gonna have to try it next time I make a tuna sandwich! "Honestly it reminds me a lot of baked beans for breakfast. It's food we have and enjoy over here, it's just the combination that novel (for us over here)." I'm never making fun of British food ever again Ashens acted like tuna and sweet corn was a staple on the level of ham and cheese and I just feel so robbed. Jen is watching an Ashens video about eating Poundland sandwiches and as an American I feel ROBBED. Y'all get such cool sandwiches??? Even in the category of shitty sandwiches??? Tuna and sweet corn? Cheese and onion? Chicken and stuffing? Those all sounds delicious! @Azure_Husky I emailed her. Thank you so much again. Sorry to vent at you 💕 "@Azure_Husky Ugh, but the other half of this is I tried a dildo recently and it didn't feel good. It didn't feel BAD, but it barely felt pleasurable and would not go in worth a damn. I just have to be patient I guess." @Azure_Husky Thank you so much 😭💕💕💕 I'm glad your clit didn't fall off lol 💕 @Azure_Husky Yeah that makes sense but so far it seems like the warm-up doesn't do shit. I know you're not a doctor. My doctor for this is 3 hours away and covid is on the rise. I guess I could try emailing her. I hate this. "@Azure_Husky I had been avoiding using multiple dilators in one session. I understand now that that's not the best idea, but the second size just hits a wall right now so it hardly seems worth the effort." @Azure_Husky It feels like I have about 3 inches of really flexible hole followed by one inch of the back that can only fit the first size. Not even the second size gets back there (though it might if it tapered like the first one!) "@Azure_Husky I really appreciate you saying all that but I'm stuck at the FIRST dot on the third size which is like 3 inches 😭😭😭 The smallest one can get an inch further. It might be that more swelling needs to go down, but I dunno what my dilation sessions should even be anymore" "@penelopezone I'm just not sure what to do. On the first size, I get 3 dots deep. Second, two dots. Third, ONE dot. I'm supposed to be able to take the BIGGEST one to the FIFTH dot :/" Why the fuck does the first dilator taper when the others don't??? Like I don't even know what I'm doing anymore with this. I don't know what the goal is in relation to what I'm feeling and where I should be. I feel so fucking lost. @blaze_casual It's exactly that exact for me 😭 "Like this is fucking with me so much. I went back to the smallest dilator and I can feel it go at least an inch deeper. The other sizes don't feel like they reach that far. But like, surely the bigger you go the less deep you can go?" @OrionPax4217 @SteampunkPenny It's true I don't have any of wave 2 yet Question for any other trans girls who've had a vaginoplasty and use Soul Source dilators: Does going up a size equal losing exactly one dot's worth of depth for you too? I don't know the equation I'd need to use to confirm that I'm not losing depth. @QueenStodge Why on earth are they doing these again lol Are pre-orders up like everywhere? Are they store exclusives? @litterboxhex That weird feeling when you're misgendered except not lol I think your voice is a lot like mine. Undeniably femme but on the deeper side of things. @QueenStodge I haven't even seen pictures of these wtf @QueenStodge Oh they're re-doing the clones? @sbloyd I'm aware of it. I promise you any trans woman you've met knows more about this stuff than you do. @QueenStodge Oh no I forgot that set was called Siege! Fucking RIP to anyone trying to search for that on eBay now "@QueenStodge I'm not looking forward to completing my TR collection, lol. Not only are there really rare figures but there's ones I had but sold and now regret RIP I had Metalhawk! 😭😭😭" @QueenStodge Awww thank you! 💕 @maegodhavemercy made it 🥰 @QueenStodge I think Topspin might be my favorite Prime Wars figure. His transformation is SO satisfying. @MommyBlakesFeet hhhhgggghgg 💦 "Ironic, given that neglect of stories is literally what The Nothing is" "I feel like the collective cultural memory, at least in the English speaking world, has forgotten about The Neverending Story. Nobody talks about it anymore. The book is amazing." That's clearly Morla the Ancient One @benjanun_s only if you get them revved up first @TheLastGherkin This is SO satisfying to look at. And works as a really handy checklist! Thank you! @DozingDreamers ah the curse of boobs @DozingDreamers Gosh you really are!!!!! 😍😍😍 @caraesten This website was truly a mistake "@vexwerewolf This is why I try not to play the guilty by association game. Obviously there are exceptions, but in general it causes more harm than good." @caraesten I don't know the context (and honestly unless you're desperate to share I don't need/want to) but it doesn't even surprise me. @MaiaFranklyn or you could just fuck me lots @LambChopInPamps The spirit is willing to send nudes but the spoons aren't there 😭 @QueenStodge Why is the calzone inside out listen I need to be pregnant let's brainstorm ideas to make this happen @Doc_Wolverine I mean I'm a girl too but gender is weird so also not @Doc_Wolverine God same @MommyBlakesFeet wanna huff 😍 @Uber_Anne Can someone PLEASE impregnate me I'm dying here @Uber_Anne CONSTANT MOOD I'm told by my partners that my ass is growing but I wish I could see it :/ You'd think my pants would be tighter but they're not lol "@SomeBWord oh heck I didn't think I wanted FFS, but... wow" @TheLastGherkin But... why? @excogs Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid I mean I guess I could've guessed one of those lol @JessicaCyboid What's your fursona? :3 @JessicaCyboid WELL-- fair @JessicaCyboid You're not a furry I wouldn't expect you to understand :P "Hey fellow furries, we only got two and a half hours left to vote for the anthro fox. Let's do it!" @Sabriality so right 😍 "@TheJadeGeek I don't care if there are cast members that ""feel safe"" to return to work. It isn't safe. Disney has the power and money to stop this, but they won't. That's on Disney." @lisaquestions @EzioAuditorre19 @destroyed4com4t Yup https://t.co/VcmmIkogqq @nyaakat Such a talented butt 😍 The next wave of covid is coming and y'all are not taking this seriously. Stay the fuck closed. You're fucking Disney. You could pay your cast members to stay at home for years if you weren't monsters. "@tzivya @SixoTF At first I was like ""That's not Blitzwing..."" and I then I saw him lol" "@TheLastGherkin Seriously I'm terrible at Wheel of Fortune, what are they actually trying to spell???" "@SixoTF I personally adore the organized clutter look, and I understand that it's necessary for collectors like us. No space can ever be big enough, lol. Just look at Rancho Obi-Wan! This display looks awesome!" "@heynetters The thing Doc Brown says (which is just Christopher Lloyd pronouncing gigawatt wrong) is usually spelled ""Jiggowatt"" I think? So Gigawatt is pronounced correctly I assume." @ARedPandaPlush Thank you! :3 @Den_Matrix lol 💕 @Den_Matrix Likes get random? "@OzmaRacc The aesthetic of burned hands, my favorite" @_oh_nothing_ Literally I watched this video yesterday and that's why I tweeted that lol @Den_Matrix Any time! I'm gonna follow you back so you can DM me with questions whenever you want okay? 💕 @OzmaRacc I think on Voyager they have clear glass coffee mugs which I always thought was weird. The replicator can make ceramic... @Den_Matrix I think you should try transitioning. You can also stop and detransition if it isn't for you. @PrivateWelshman @PaigeAfterDark gosh yes plz >/////< "@Den_Matrix I felt very comfortable being a man for a while. But I wanted to be a woman, and that was my heart's way of telling me I wasn't as comfortable as I thought I was. Looking back I know that now." @OzmaRacc I love paying attention to the props in that era of Trek @Den_Matrix You're trans enough! 💕 @aliceincamera The great thing is it can be both! @Saturn_3D HE'S SECRETLY THE BEST MEANIE Also No-Brainer! Loved him too "@RBradndenburg Twin Tail Creations, actually! I have a Bad Dragon one though still in the box (I'm not really quite healed enough to use it just yet)." "@Saturn_3D Splat the Road Kill Cat! I didn't have that one as a kid, but I did have Donnie Didn't Duck and Boris the Mucusaurus and a few others :3" "@Saturn_3D It was a Peanut Butter Crunch exclusive Meanie! I loooooved Meanies as a kid and always wanted this one, but I had to wait until my early 20's and buy one on eBay lol" @VulpixAlyx Glowup!!! 💕 @futanarchy It's extremely good! You'll like it! @HaileyAdamsXXX it's jealous because it doesn't have a hole for one @joelax9 I seriously considered naming him Ravage actually lol "Where should I put my dildo? Oh here we go, perfect. https://t.co/rjQmkIiPdg" "I didn't know they were gonna be Deluxe size. Looks good! Maybe this means we'll get Deluxe Sharkticons too? That Legends one was good but in my memory they should be the same size, right?" @Q3w3e3 Aw heck I can't remember. Feel like we've been mutuals forever lol @VirologyCami That's also part of why I rushed through to get my vaginoplasty. I get it. I never ever ever want to go back to that life. "@VirologyCami It's like, there's nothing wrong with detransitioning but it's impossible for me not to put myself in that situation. And for me detransitioning would be very, very bad to say the least. Kinda my worst nightmare." @leafwork @aliceincamera Omg I love this @VirologyCami You too? I hadn't really been able to put words to what I was feeling and now I feel seen. @ExistentialEnso It's very much a rebirth @LewdestLeggy DM'd 😘 @LewdestLeggy That's what I did lol @ManeSix Than you for doing the right thing. Y'all rock. @QueenStodge #/1985 RARE @ArtemisInque Presumably there's a market for people who don't know about Pulse lol https://t.co/9JLe5rl0KX @Lunanoscustodit Yeah I know. That's what scared me off initially. But I might work up the spoons to see it. @aliceincamera It's true! """[W]hen Dani discovered she could speak to the other women in the village, I felt, deep inside of me, the sensations I had felt the first few times the women I knew saw me and knew me for who I really was."" Experiencing that through film is something I'd very much like to see." "This is not a movie I was considering seeing, but now I think I really want to." @PrissyOrcGF I mean that's fine for a starter set! "@LeafTilde E will DEFINITELY help with that, don't worry. I was a sensitive kid too and then T all but dried up my tear ducts it seemed which really really disappointed me. Crying is so much easier and so much more healing now 💕💕💕" @blaze_casual @SparkiFox Always~ 😘 @SparkiFox LOL you're welcome? >.> mmmm yes perfect @blaze_casual Small town but it's like one in ten at most 😬 @ikksnay same lol "@WeAreNIM It's a deep burning sensation that lasts much longer than the quick zaps of laser (like, a second or two instead of over as soon as it starts). Numbing cream is recommended." "@sqwrrkpon Religion definitely isn't gone, true." @WeAreNIM Yeah I had laser for a year and it can be pretty painful! I'm gonna need electrolysis for the rest of my facial hair though. This goes for both left and right wing atheists. The current greatest and most pressing threats to the world are secular is what happened. "@jessfromonline dammit, too late sorry" Update: I shaved and it's remarkable reflecting on how much better I feel "@LeafTilde No apology necessary, it's okay. Honestly that's a mood 💕" @Flea Is that... safe? @The_Blue_Sonja Same except I'm gonna need electrolysis I need it all D E A D @The_Blue_Sonja IT'S SO GOOD @kellybeemorgan Still gross either way lol "Jen figures he meant ""dick"" instead of ""rick"" and I'm skeeved out all over again" @outliersgeorg @Kamenspider I'M SO CREEPED OUT I cannot accurately describe how skeeved out I am EW EW EW EW BLAGHBLLAHHJ GROOOOOSS OMG I NEED A SHOWER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://t.co/zVDAXmCISG [cw deadname] lol I should really change my name on eBay because this ad has had the exact opposite intended effect https://t.co/WET0oA2Dam "Usually Twitter is better than you'd think about filtering these kind of creeps out of my notifications. I rarely get to see this kind of shit, oof" @Kamenspider Gotcha. I hope so lol "@Kamenspider I didn't have that name then, as you might guess. I've also been diligent about hiding my last name on here." @ConstanceRowan I would just block him honestly "I uh, I visited the state he lives in with my family around 30 years ago. I still don't know what he's talking about or who he is, but I'm really creeped out." @litterboxhex *pets the good kitty* 🥰 AND AWARD FOR THE CREEPIEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN GOES TO: (FOR CONTEXT I AM 33) (NO I DON'T KNOW WTF HE'S TALKING ABOUT) https://t.co/bPEuYA8uIE @Shoggoth_Lord I'm diagnosed with the first one and always wondered if had the second one @maxcapacity_ YES THANK YOU "YEP THAT'S THE ONE You have no idea how many Google terms I tried (I didn't remember any of the text, just the mood of it) https://t.co/N9i4lhtgIt" Anyone remember that... I wanna call it a meme but for all I know it was like in a single Tumblr post back in the day but it was a picture of a guy laughing next to a big advertisement of a bunch of people hanging out and laughing and I can't find it despite it being a covid mood @tamzinblake heck >.> @pouchedfox @cathodegaytube all trans people are tired @tamzinblake oh SURE if you wanna get all LOGICAL about it :P "I'm almost at 8,100 followers meaning I got like 300+ in the last week what are y'all DOING lol 💕" @PrissyOrcGF fair @PrissyOrcGF I can't believe you're getting b1mboified by math @Azure_Husky Thank you so much for the reassurance 😭💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky (uggggghhh worried I might also have a dick vice down there but I'm trying to not assume anything until like the year mark) @Azure_Husky Yeah I haven't tried sex yet and I'm gonna insist on lube when I do but it's not bone dry by any means which is what I think a lot of trans women fear. @Chopin_42 He LOVES being pet and begs for it often lol "Also, while I'm thinking about it, on the note of wetness inside a neovag: One does not simply extract one's finger without having to wipe it off somewhere lol" @blaze_casual OMG SAME "I find occasionally fingering myself (this is a sentence I'm really writing wow here we go) gets me more acquainted with what's down there, you know? How it feels, what nerves are awake, etc. It hits different than a dilator." "Seriously maybe a tiny bit sore as it's going in, but having a finger up there is some EXTREME gender euphoria 🥰🥰🥰" "Only thing keeping me from really exploring the new vag with my fingers more often than I currently do is the entrance is still a tiny bit red and sore. But just like every month for the past 7 months, it keeps getting better!" And because I often get asked when I tweet about Binx: Yes his full name is Thackery Binx 💕 @SomeBWord yeah that sounds about right RIP Volume up for Binx being filled with so many bees! (And Jen playing La-mulana lol) https://t.co/ecNbk8KBaS @SomeBWord It felt like a fucking Dark Souls boss at the end of that week after my vaginoplasty lol @QueenStodge I still kinda want that Generations Cliffjumper though. He's almost a different character lol @cherubelly Don't they just feel amazing? 🥰 @RBradndenburg Thank you 💕 @RBradndenburg Could you say the name of the thing one more time so I could reference it if I change my mind? @RBradndenburg You didn't have to delete your comment :/ @RBradndenburg No thank you "@MickiMorahn @Klezmerstyle Makes electrolysis take longer though, if you ever plan to do that" @RebelGirl1323 same @StebMcDreb omg I should do that too @UberAnneIRL Omg your tiddies are even fuller than mine! Jealous! 💕💕💕 @Nymphomachy My bio years ago used to say I'd follow fellow queer people back but that was NOT sustainable lol I'm in this tweet and I don't like it >.> Kitties having a slep https://t.co/HwdmaEcfop "@ComicsByXan Omg I think that's what mine was. I told everyone I was doing the no shave November thing and it just stuck, but literally it was not wanting to have to DEAL with it all the time." "For me what sucks most about facial hair is even when I avoid mirrors completely I can still feel it there. And being trapped in that ""too fuzzy to not be depressed, too depressed to shave"" spiral is the worst." @meltcoil aaaaaa I love this 😍😍😍 @QueenStodge @MateDoom Tomorrow is the 35th anniversary of BttF so yeah probably It'll be on Pulse tomorrow too? Or do we not know yet? @PrissyOrcGF MASSIVE improvement :3 @ExistentialEnso Of course it's all you thought about! It's a huge lifesaving surgery! I guess what's done is done but I feel like that was a mistake :/ @ExistentialEnso You did the only thing that would guarantee more agony. @ExistentialEnso But... you cancelled it? @SweetBeansComix I'm an atheist too and I completely agree @blaze_casual LOVE IT @PrissyOrcGF Heck yes!!! @The_Beebles LOVE HIM @PrissyOrcGF Are they still numb at all? Or do they not get very numb from breast augmentation? I guess I sort of assumed. @SixArmedSweater ...What does God need with a time machine? "@MagsVisaggs But like, American Graffiti era Ford" @futanarchy oh fuck @ngsilver @PrissyOrcGF how I'm trying to be tbh @acvalens SUCH a good sissy slut and inspiration to the rest of us sissy sluts tbh :3c @PrissyOrcGF I love it!!! @PrissyOrcGF OMG this comic captures your opinions on baps perfectly @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/7XFKwgeqa8 @Azure_Husky OOF I feel this one x.x @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami Same @Calliethulhu It's often gender affirming at least >.> @Calliethulhu too real "Last time I implied there was a link between age & gatekeeperness I got pushback on it, but when it's a reliable way to weed out minors from my feed, I feel like that's pointing to something. Not to say most queer kids are this way, just if you're this way you're likely a kid." "And while I agree that this stuff shouldn't be completely ignored, I think most of us would do well to not engage as often? We know the discourse gets us nowhere and I like to think most of these kids will grow up and understand in just a few years." "It's not 100% true that this is all coming from young or minor queers (ANECDOTALLY IT REALLY REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT BUT), but when it is coming from someone who was born when I was in high school, for me at least, it makes me less interested in engaging." "Hey do me a favor and remember to check the bio of anyone being an exclusionist gatekeeper queer before you reply to them to see if they list their age. It often recontextualizes things pretty quickly. And in my case, given that my account is 18+, it's kind of a lifesaver." @Kamenspider That's... weird lol "Wait are they only making 1,985 of these?" That packaging is so good! "@machtackle Honestly when I first saw the pictures this morning I thought of that too. It's the doofy chest! And I'm still not 100% sold it for that reason, but I know I won't be able to resist lol" @Kaelyrhn @Roodypatooti Also they might've been intentionally watching as many movies inspired by/ripping off Star Wars as possible to make sure they drew from as many things as possible. Transformers The Movie is definitely one of those. Consider me convinced lol @Roodypatooti @Kaelyrhn Holy shit really? Then forget everything I said. Someone on the crew was at least familiar with the brand. "But what's interesting here is the label ""crime"" isn't just trying to make up for a lack of skill. It's serving as an elaborate cover. Imagine what this artist would've needed to draw if they couldn't use a label. Here's a hint: It wouldn't be a movie monster." I've often said that it's a poor political cartoonist that has to label things in their comic. A good cartoonist I maintain can make a political statement without needing to write words on things. "@Roodypatooti @Kaelyrhn I was born that year so I'm not speaking from experience, I just know it was a kid's brand. But honestly intent almost doesn't matter at this point now that Unicron is enough of a pop culture icon for this reference to work either way." @QueenStodge I really hope one day I have a collection room where I don't have to make these decisions because I know this feeling all too well. "@RedOphiuchus @liddytronic Honestly my theory is they just wanted a really big, thuggish-looking monster. And that's racist enough on its own." @Kaelyrhn @Roodypatooti It's possible. I just think it's important to remember where Transformers existed as a brand at the time. The average adult knew almost nothing about it. "Volume up for deep, satisfying purrs from Archimedes~ https://t.co/OHg7dN2rNi" @Roodypatooti @Kaelyrhn I mean that's more of a coincidence. I doubt the creators of Spaceballs were keeping up with a cartoon toy ad that released for children while they were filming. It's an elaborate set up for a Planet of the Apes joke. The head and hand lands on a planet. @MadameMoonsugar I love that squish so much 😍 "The monster's only ""crime"" was existing, something he didn't even ask for. He's supposed to be seen and understood as a truly innocent being. It's fucking dark as hell to use his image this way." "Frankenstein's monster is the fucking bedrock foundation of the misunderstood monster trope, a trope that countless marginalized people connect with. It's actually a perfect inverse of a cop in a lot of ways, but not in the ways this cartoonist thinks." @MadameMoonsugar it's so true and I wish to understand the magic @CloneLightning @machtackle Oh shit you're right my bad lol @Kaelyrhn OMG I FORGOT @bunnarchist It's a Winnebago! (I don't have any interest in Knight Rider but even I have to admit that'd be a really cool alt mode Plus he's ALREADY a robot lol) "Assuming they're not slavishly adhering to the 35 years rule though, might I suggest: https://t.co/vrZaE62ulS" "@Kamenspider @ARCTIC_ST0RM Plus while it would be a different trademark they could probably secure, we know the lost the Flywheels trademark because of the recent toy of him so arguably the joke works a lot less now" @Kamenspider @ARCTIC_ST0RM I much prefer the idea that the vehicles themselves are the characters (possibly given life from the Allspark or something). Which means Ectotron isn't named Egon or Ray and Gigawatt isn't named Marty or Doc. @HenryWHall We can hope! https://t.co/SdcDdfZinj "@sleepy___head I can reliably cum with my clit when I use a massager, so at least I have that going for me, but yeah I guess there are still nerves that need to wake up. Anecdotally I need to wait at least a year before it all smooths out." "@1146_goat_north @QueenStodge Just like how there's no reason or precedent for the Ghostbusters to have a semi truck, though... kinda same thing here. You're accepting a bit of fudging to get a cool crossover toy." "@machtackle Even if Paramount never saw a dime from the movie toys, they sure as hell would with this. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Paramount approached Hasbro and not the other way around." "@machtackle I mean there's a Top Gun sequel coming out this year I think? It's probably delayed due to covid so that might affect when the toy comes out too, but it's a Paramount film, meaning Hasbro is already on VERY good terms with them." "I mean, the answer is Top Gun because this was already leaked and I forgot about it lol. But I wish it came in the retro packaging like Ectotron did and presumably Gigawatt will! https://t.co/Ez1x8q8Juc" "@machtackle But if they have packaging for it it's probably this year, right? Plus I don't see the ""Transformers X [brand]"" branding on it." "@QueenStodge Oh that's true! But it was like, mostly a repaint, right? Not a retool?" Okay so Ectotron was last year becauase 2019 was the 35th anniversary of both Transformers and Ghostbusters. Gigawatt is this year because 35th anniversary of Back to the Future. So what's next year? What came out in 1986 that has an iconic vehicle? https://t.co/tmOwdAeoTq @QueenStodge I hope so! But I assume they're just doing one bot per franchise. @EricaBlaise2 The problem of trans people 🤷‍♀️ That's why I say it's nakedly cruel. They're literally saying the quiet part out loud now. "@machtackle I mean, Transformers is also an 80's brand. And these robots are ideas that have been in fan art for *decades* now. Even if I was sick of 80's nostalgia I'd admit they deserve to exist at some point lol" "@Doktah_Doktah Yeah but the thing before that wasn't. So we can't be fired for being trans, but a doctor can refuse to give us treatment for anything if they want." "I feel like with every previous rollback of our rights, there was a devil's argument you could make that almost made sense (I wouldn't agree with any of them, but it was one of those ""I could see how a cis person misunderstands this"" sort of things). This though? Nakedly cruel." @NeurologNyx @futanarchy Now the real question is were you always like this or were you hypnotized to be this way? 🤔 @ChelseaFullMoon @NeurologNyx Literally me with my five cats lol "@Kamenspider I'm looking at him in my shelf and I literally went ""Ooooh I guess he was!"" Kinda blowing my mind rn But the plastic feels like, heftier? Higher quality? Than anything the Prime Wars Trilogy had?" @Kamenspider Yeah wasn't Ectotron 100% new? I really try not to be too much of an apology judge because I have noticed a trend online where literally every apology will be called a nonpology by someone & that's really troubling But I think cutting out snark and sarcasm when you apologize/talk about the apology is a given "I'm sorry but if you're actually sorry you don't make a snarky tweet about how furries ""dressed as a baron"" are being unfair to you. Like you don't even sound regretful of how we're taking the apology, much less regretful for the thing you apologized for!" Looks a bit stockier than I was expecting. I guess Ectotron had a longer alt mode which made for a taller/lankier bot. This is fine and I'll definitely buy one though lol "(the all caps part was meant as sarcasm, just to be clear)" "@PrissyOrcGF @StebMcDreb big round globes of feminine flesh groping, squeezing, moaning lesbianly but like for shits & giggles" "Oof, I just gotta not get involved with the TOTALLY 100% SORRY formerly homophobic Goon. It is so not worth my trouble. Deleted a reply, then a quote tweet. I'm mortal, but I gotta fight that urge. Not worth it." @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF DO IT :3 @Uber_Anne hello yes where can I buy these I must wear them all asap "@PrissyOrcGF *FWOOMP-SLOSHSLOSH* Y'know, for a laugh" @PrissyOrcGF LOOK I JUST WANNA HANG OUT WITH MY GOOD FRIEND MORGAN AND I DUNNO WHEN I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO BECAUSE OF PLAGUE 😭💕💕💕 @PhilosophyTube I mean I kinda figured you even had it blocked when you right on time in the script got to a tree at just the right moment. You did an amazing job! @PrissyOrcGF I think it'd be really really fun to go to a birthday party of yours 🥰 "@Cynon44 It was December 2nd :P If it was January 2nd that would be 6 months, not 7 :P" @Uber_Anne I need this "@QueenStodge I think there's a good chance for the wheel thing. Ectotron ended up doing the ""the wires/cables on the car became the cables for the proton pack"" which is exactly what you'd want but not what I was expecting." @BonzoixofMN @TenaciousRanch These are alpacas! :3 "@QueenStodge @toygrind In theaters I did the ""I'm probably a bit too into Transformers"" thing and literally teared up when I saw Cybertron at the start of the movie." @nyaakat Morning cutie! Wait 3 hours ago it was like noon there :P I've had a vagina for exactly 7 months to the day now 🥰 "@Sparx_x_x No, YES bigger tiddy!" "@Kaylee07704092 It absorbs it BETTER, actually." @nobodyinpartic3 @DiscoDeerDiary Yes @ThatsSoTrinda I mean mine does too. I think most do? @toygrind 35 maybe? @neolibreplygirl no "@neolibreplygirl One looks like a colorful cartoon with gorgeous art design, the other looks like an anime where half the textures forgot to load and the modelers ran out of time" @TheCrystalStorm Those are all great ideas that involve even more prep work on top of taking something that initially took half a second to swallow and is already going to be way more involved even if I skip those things lol @neolibreplygirl I also do not understand the obsession with FFXIV *goes back to playing WoW* @InkfaceFahz having girl hormones is weirdly complicated lol like we need T blockers but E blockers aren't a thing @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 😍🥵 @NikkiTheSlayer_ I love that one too! @HaileyAdamsXXX I consent sooooo much sweetheart 😍😍😍 @DiscoDeerDiary Anecdotally I've heard the shell it comes in might not fully dissolve? But that's solved pretty quick next time you have a movement I assume. "@liddytronic It's one of those ""not enough doctors are caught up to this yet"" sort of hormone things, but yes apparently it's way better. Swallowing it loses like 95% of the stuff to your liver." "@DiscoDeerDiary Nope, just stick the pill up your butt! Might need to wet it first? Haven't tried it yet. Swallowing it wastes like 95% of the prog apparently." @blaze_casual https://t.co/QL3fZOGZ3d I know it's tiny and will probably go in easier than most actual suppositories but I gotta say putting things in my butt is not my favorite thing. Close second https://t.co/zRmD8LkeLu @ANightmareThis Ooooh I have one for that off the top of my head! https://t.co/iJUfY96PaD I should probably start boofing my progesterone huh c̦̻̯̣o͔͟m͙̯͟p̜̣͎͍̹̤͔l͡e̬̱͍̲ạ̗͓̪t͇̺͕̺͓̻̙ ̮͉̱̦̦̭͉͞m̴͙͎̤͈͍̜̤e͡ ̯̘̜̯̞m̜̤͇͖̳͖͓͟o̸m̘̙̼̰m̝ͅy̭͔͎̳̼͔̼ QT with the energy you aspire to MTG art only https://t.co/eGJHgL7gO7 "@okbillybunny Great to have, great to play with, just 10/10" @ArtifexH 😘 "Been seeing so many people (quite understandably) saying they don't want to know this if people are doing it, meanwhile my slutty exhibitionist ass loooooves it lol" "@0xA01fe Ugh, I wanted to avoid using multiple sizes in one session, but it makes sense that I'd need to" "@freshbakedbun That makes me feel better to hear, thank you 💕" @Hilbabe It's not that @Rulke55 It's okay 💕 @Rulke55 You can un-retweet. @NewGenderWhoDis Oh hey guess what that don't stop doing that even when you're healing from a vaginoplasty 🙃 "I tried using a dildo. Was still disappointed by how deep I could go. Felt.. okay? Better than a dilator, but mostly just okay. Jen says it's possible there's still some internal swelling. Only been 7 months, after all. I hope that's the issue here." "An actual official Banjo-Kazooie amiibo is likely right around the corner, but Banjo & Kazooie are two characters I don't mind having as many toys as I can find of because there's not that many and I love them dearly. So ultimately I'm glad I got them 🥰 https://t.co/d8C7A771iC" "Paint apps and sculpts are noticably worse than on an amiibo. The paint is slopped on so thick that some of the mold detail is lost, and on Banjo there's even noticable mold flash on his muzzle which I can't remember the last time I've seen on a toy I've bought. https://t.co/F3CITE7xNv" "@ngsilver That does make me feel better, honestly. At this point I just don't know how sex will feel which I guess is my main concern. Maybe I should try a dildo lol" They come in these adorable display thingies that I'm absolutely going to throw away https://t.co/QPdeS4uBJg "Who wrote these bios, they're kinda awful lol https://t.co/33D9xXGTAH" "I guess I should contact my doctor. I'm work on gathering up the spoons for that lol. I'll get revision surgeries if it comes to it. I'm not gonna have a vagina that doesn't work properly, you know? But it's probably just something off with my technique." "I was made aware of these oddities recently. They're NOT amiibos! But I'll buy anything with Banjo-Kazooie on it and the listing I found came with Conker too. These were shipped from the UK, but I dunno if they're exclusive to there. https://t.co/93hUjrxCts" Third size I was stuck at one dot. I'm supposed to have all five! At the fourth (largest) size! I hate this! What do I do? "Because lemme tell you after a week of going back to the first size to try and get used to that depth again, just going to the second size it feels like I'm hitting a wall back there. A wall like pretty sure isn't a wall and it's frustrating the fuck out of me." "It amounts to losing a dot's worth (ie, I go from 3 dots deep to 2 dots). I'm torn between ""I can't feel it go as deep"" and ""But surely going up a size means it would lose at least half an inch aka a dot?"" I don't know the math equation to sort this out for sure." So I'm rather conflicted about my dilation. Smallest one can go in the deepest for sure. I can FEEL it go past what I think are my pelvic muscles(???) Second biggest can't seem to get past those muscles. I think? I don't feel them reach that deep. @nocturnmusings VERY cute 😍😍😍 @aNerdskull I try lol I'm glad I helped 💕 "@aNerdskull You know what I'm gonna say to that, but I'll keep saying it as long as I need to: It's never too late" @ngsilver @WillowPoss I finally finished watching all 2 hours and my eyes were glued to the screen. Some of this stuff I knew but it's so refreshing to see a doctor confidently say this stuff. I even almost cried at certain points. He's really trying to help us. @WillowPoss This is fascinating. Thank you so much for sharing! @W_Livi_ @FantasiesFract1 Lousy Smarch weather... @StebMcDreb I mean I don't mind artificially... inflating... my numbers~ @StebMcDreb I wish there was an option for that preference :/ I've never heard of this game before and the only thing stopping me from freaking out and finding a way to play it asap is that I don't actually get to be the robot girl it stars. Otherwise though this is so adorable??? https://t.co/zMpjX9MAix @MoonPupper 😘😘😘 "I haven't come back to this game since winning that race because I can't figure out how to buy parts RIP I mean, I think I bought a bunch because it didn't look like I was actually buying them but I think I did? But then how do I put them on???" @MoonPupper Oh wait make that 3~? @ClaireNotHere You got this!!! 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus HHHHGGGHHGGGG 💦💦💦💦 @banalexistence I could never figure out how to do that >.> "In other words whenever a cis girl is like ""lol I wonder what having a dick is like???"" the answer COULD very well be ""a lot of fun for like an afternoon"" before eventually devolving into dysphoria." "Basically my default is a vagina. That's pretty overtly what my body map was expecting. However, sometimes having a girldick was fun, and I'll miss that fun. At least there's straps! :3" @TheEpicDewback 👀👀👀 I have at least two friends who enjoy fapping to my selfies and HOO BOY knowing that is a greater feeling than any drug "I uh, happen to know this for a fact lol" "@amplanting I need to start the process of bugging my insurance about it. They've been so awesome with everything else related to trans care, I'm thinking there's a chance they'll be cool here." "I sometimes miss having a girldick. But that's not the same thing as regretting getting rid of my girldick, which I don't." "Gonna come back in 2021, look at this tweet and go ""Oh my sweet summer child"" at my past self what with the Super Covid 2.0" I'm just gonna say it right now to start the process of making it real: In 2021 I'm gonna get breast implants. I'm gonna make it happen. It's time. @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you sweetheart 💕 @ngsilver @Sleepy_Screen @egoraptor I'm annoyed I haven't been keeping up on this series but I'm gonna fix that now! "@Kaelyrhn I'm sure you're aware of the fact that the original Enterprise was designed to be ""upside-down"" as we'd define it now" @ArtyMaus I'm sorry who even is that dork on the left @NeurologNyx @futanarchy https://t.co/zCJsjaC89z @Sparx_x_x jackalope girls >.> Baby Amalthea! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/GofoH0BOXU @QuestForTori RIGHT??? @BonnieMakes Amalthea! @emirainbows @LeafTilde it is men only want one thing and it's jack black @vexwerewolf (and heck I wish covid wasn't a thing... Colorado Springs is only a couple hours away from us 😭) @vexwerewolf I'm so hecking glad you figured this out! 💕💕💕 @Selnyam Definitely. I dunno if he ever backed down or not. At that point I stopped caring. @sapphixy Guilty as charged lol Hell I still use my Bag of Holding sometimes @HaileyAdamsXXX You got this! 🤟!!! "@CuddlePotato @Campfire_System @Kaelyrhn A lot of how we understand and describe transness overlaps with how we understand and describe plurality. Wish I thought of that connection, but I didn't. I don't think she's plural, personally." @CuddlePotato @Campfire_System @Kaelyrhn It has not lol. It never occurred to me to think of it that way despite knowing this story for like a year now lol @MaxieZeusGod @Azure_Husky I wish I was that pretty lol @MaxieZeusGod @Azure_Husky (they did an incredible job I just don't want to be getting the credit for it!) @MaxieZeusGod @Azure_Husky There was a monologue done by someone who isn't me and doesn't even look like me on a livestream a couple days ago. I don't now their name despite trying to look it up. I really hope people aren't assuming that's me. @MaxieZeusGod @Azure_Husky What are you talking about? @vexwerewolf hey that's my answer @Joga5000 Happy birthday! I'm 33 too! Neat :3 2020 is half over WHAT It was basically a combination of dick wolves followed by g*merg*te fully crystalizing my feelings. And then a couple years later I realized I was a woman lol @InstantSunrise ... this one goes to 11 For context: https://t.co/1zYiwjJKHc "Ah dammit I should have saved my dick wolves story for this tweet, since that's my answer lol" "@Campfire_System @Kaelyrhn Very often the order seems to go ""I'm trans"" then ""I'm plural"" so just... give her time :P" "@Azure_Husky I mean I can't take any kind of credit for that! But yeah, kinda... >.>" @JessicaCyboid Oh gosh it really is! :3 My gay dial It goes to 11 "I realize I don't think I had like, any Pride tweets this year. Oh well. I'm still gay as hell." "@deathpigeon ""Salad cream"" makes me wanna gag" @Funkotronics (I also find it amusing you have my deadname lol) "@Funkotronics You're definitely trans. I only ever played female characters in WoW too. And imposter syndrome comes with the territory! All of us worry we're not trans enough when we start out. If you want to be a girl, transition! That's your heart speaking to you 💕" @HookedAesthetic Pretending to be big is exhausting work! Of course you need some paci time 🥰 @QueenStodge Same. I also really like collecting those cards that only came with the Hasbro version... Yeah... I could never beat the first level as a kid because I didn't know you could turn your podracer sideways RIP #NintendoSwitch #EpisodeIRacer https://t.co/DI8GA40CVH @HaileyAdamsXXX (cat bun pup baby? >.>) "@HaileyAdamsXXX I'm um, several of these >/////>" @SomeBWord Hell yeah I'm so happy for you Becca! 💕 @ngsilver @maegodhavemercy Excited for you!!! @CaseyExplosion My opinion on most online controversy and discourse: https://t.co/2xIGNcIKvZ "@Azure_Husky *the always sunny, curb your enthusiasm, and arrested development themes all start playing simultaneously*" @LilFluffClouds @enbyangel oh gosh 😳🥺🥵 @TheEpicDewback Done! It asks right after you do it if you wanna block the person! I said no if course D: Oh hell yeah! I have this thing now! Neat! https://t.co/nyheHhzjLu "@OrionPax4217 @toygrind That's a shame :/ Despite how much the franchise keeps repeating G1 stuff, Animated seems in some ways uniquely reverent of the original series even to this day." @ManjiButt Yep! :3 "@danielzklein @Sparx_x_x No no no, they *nailed* a bare pizza to a wall, clearly" @arancaytar Cutie! I really like being gay @danielzklein @Sparx_x_x It's what hung up the thing on the wall @Sparx_x_x I mean this has MULTIPLE cushions! That's comfy! """We shouldn't presume that a group of experts are somehow experts""" """We shouldn't presume that a group of bachelors are somehow unmarried.""" @HaileyAdamsXXX p-plz breed me >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX h*ck >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I'm already following your cute boyfriend though!!! @katjalovescats @arancaytar @tinybird420 Funnily enough she's the only healer I'm good with "@SweetBeansComix I know it's not people like me you're talking about, but still, I like you and your can always always always interact with me!" "I now have it set such that both Twitter DMs and Discord DMs should give me push notifications when they hit, which should cut down immensely on the messages I miss lol" @somedumbbinch Absolutely! 💕 @L1ly19 I'm sorry. I often talk about sexual stuff on here. @somedumbbinch They're both SUPER cute but I'm leaning up "@Calliethulhu Ah, The Exhibitionist's Paradox" @StebMcDreb Soooooo much cuter now though!!! "@maegodhavemercy I'm telling you, the underlap of people who fondly remember your comic and people who love the fact that you realized you're trans too is gonna be MASSIVE" @toygrind Have any of the TV series since Animated used a take on the original theme with lyrics since then? It's so iconic but I feel like it's kinda underused which feels ridiculous to say about anything iconically G1 @Rai_The_Witch But don't forget that two can be as bad as one! It's a loneliest number since the number one :P @transgirlinSEA yesssss 😍😍😍 @maegodhavemercy You'll be at 10k by the end of your comic's current arc lol I was following you BEFORE it was cool 😤 Someone I've been hoping would follow me back finally did only AFTER I added CumDumpster to my name. Coincidence??? I think not! 😤 @PrissyOrcGF Aaaaaaa that's so exciting!!! @okbillybunny WHAT??? BUT YOU!!! @jaythefawn hhhhggghg >////< 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS @tf_fic (it really really was! Thank YOU! 💕💕💕) @tf_fic yesssssssss 😍😍😍😍 @leafwork @vexwerewolf @punkppy NICE @tf_fic hhffhhf you're right I really need to be wearing that!!! @okbillybunny It's such a good system! Easily my favorite in a long time @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps I DON'T KNOW >/////< @tf_fic nnnnnnnnggh a suit? >//////< @punkppy @vexwerewolf Huge same lol 💕 @ClarusPlusPlus @DozingDreamers Aaaaaaa thank you!!! 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @tf_fic bghggggffbb ch-changes? 🥺 @DozingDreamers Gosh thank you >/////< 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps I might get to 10k this year and that blows my mind 😳 @veronique_aria Awwwww! 💕💕💕💕 @tf_fic wh-what do you mean? >/////> @ememgoode 💕 @DreamerHyena EXACTLY lol @AyrenTheWolf Aw heck I love you too! 🥰 @StebMcDreb aaaaaaaaa I love you!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "Holy heck how are 8,000 of you following me??? Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/ZQPcQfCug2" @PeachSweetAss 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕 @tf_fic 💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@Kaylee07704092 @TimonicWulfgar Koroks are plant/earth elementals, so their poop is literally seeds. But they also smell bad lol" @DozingDreamers GOSH 💕 @benjanun_s 💕💕💕💕 "The amount of people calling me a good girl for this is, um, https://t.co/CKfZzui1ih" @FlorenceLaReine hhhggggghhf true >/////< "@Kaylee07704092 @TimonicWulfgar Hestu is a bigger Korok, so the ""seed"" he gives you is bigger. You know how all the seeds mention they have a distinctive smell?" @liddytronic I ran out if steam!!! @FlorenceLaReine Oh heck good point o.o @TimonicWulfgar @Kaylee07704092 You get it for getting every Korok seed. Seriously. @OzmaRacc *bounces excitedly and opens her mouth* ^w^ "Okay I actually need to go back and defeat Ganon in BotW because I'm long past the point of having an itch to play it. Even if I didn't upgrade every armor, I upgraded most of them, and I got the golden poo, so I completed it enough I think." @bunnarchist BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb 😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕 @liddytronic I mean I guess but also leftists who somehow found their way there and not there to troll would probably leave because of the overabundance of right wing bullshit. @bunnarchist gosh!!! >//////< @StebMcDreb n-no >/////> @bunnarchist t-true >.> @somedumbbinch *shivers and moans* plz >.< @screamofangirl Yup lol @somedumbbinch 1000% real obviously~ "Look, I couldn't not make this my display name, okay? https://t.co/oOFmVEtY1n" "Me: Okay I'm almost at 8k followers, time to act professional Also me: I put ""CumDumpster"" in my display name" "It's one of those things that's impossible to prove to someone convinced otherwise, but the reality is people on the left support free speech more than people on the right. Our entire thing is making a world where everyone has a voice and the freedom to be their truest selves." "I dunno about these weirdos on the right, but around THESE parts we support the FREEDOM to call yourself CumDumpster and look at all the porn you want! https://t.co/rhywWPf2hk" "Both the right wingers and leftists agree that no platform can function without SOME restrictions on speech, yet it's the right wingers who feel entitled to act like they're the only ones who support free speech, meanwhile these rules are MORE restrictive than Twitter." @TenaciousRanch They got the zoomies!!!! @kojote @maegodhavemercy @QuestForTori Egg Maelyn NOT okay with the feelings she's feeling lol @PrissyOrcGF Gosh whoever your surgeon was did an INCREDIBLE job! @Sparx_x_x I feel bad because I live with two of my girlfriends but like... I like inviting cuties over! Having sexy times with cuties is really fun and fuck do I ever miss it :/ @FlorenceLaReine Second guess was dead on! "@arancaytar @tinybird420 I tend to assume everyone in Overwatch is trans, but back in MY day DVa was the assumed trans one :P" @tinybird420 DVa and Junkrat lol @eevee look I'm just speaking truth to power on twitter dot com 😤 The one the trans girls love to play and is probably trans herself I also happen to enjoy playing the one who is definitely a trans guy @eevee Oh heck I didn't realize you were cute!!! @Flea Oh heck happy birthday! 💕💕💕 @EllieSageRN @Bmassey1987 Yeah I figured when you said you graduated 7 years before me lol @TwippingVanilla Hell yes! @Bmassey1987 @EllieSageRN I think there's a good chance we crossed paths! Neat! "@Bmassey1987 @EllieSageRN Well, if that date in your @ is the year you were born, we're the same age! I usually won design awards for Pinewood Derby contests. I was living in Longmont at the time. I assume the Pinewood stuff was like a statewide thing?" @Anarcha_ @neolibreplygirl this is bullying D:< @neolibreplygirl ... D:< @neolibreplygirl I used to be 10 pounds under Homer but now I'm right there with you I'm trying not to hate it too much but I kinda don't love it >.> "@neolibreplygirl Women acting like children to please women, though... now we're talking" @neolibreplygirl I like being added to somethings @Uber_Anne Agender flag is mint chocolate chip @PrissyOrcGF ggghhg 💦 @OrionPax4217 Someone commented with the link to them. Pain to order? @veronique_aria (I'm not sure I understand?) @machtackle Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @TimonicWulfgar Most of them! Hey fellow Transformers collectors: Where's the best place to get Autobot/Decepticon logo/symbol stickers for toys? I'm aware of Repro Labels but it doesn't seem like just the logos are available for purchase? Is that a trademark thing? Is there an official source for them? I feel like Shattered Glass Decepticons should team up with regular universe Autobots in displays. Current desk toys setup 🥰 https://t.co/dKjMZr1fL9 @TimonicWulfgar Yep! @CeltiBurroughs @Knockout_Kat @A_MxPromiscuous @maegodhavemercy I wish I had had the money/time to go to those 😭😭😭 @The_Blue_Sonja Best feeling ever 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX @ThickLizzy My mom let me watch it with her there (I was 6 when it came out but I forgot how old when I finally saw it... no older than 9). She said I had to close my eyes and ears during Nedry's death. To her that was the scariest part. She let me watch the rest though lol "@Grumblefloof Some random tweet ages ago. I didn't make it, but I don't care if you wanna use it." @EllieSageRN Did you live in Colorado when you were a kid too? Because I was also a Boy Scout (mostly a Cub Scout tho) and I wonder if we ever crossed paths lol @ThickLizzy @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/kpjSy5jjyB @justlaurnow What a glowup! ✨✨✨ @trgrrl I use Twitter to try and not think about the bleakness this strategy is not a great one @Kateismyfate @NillaOfPojo Every surgeon I'm aware of requires that you have someone to help for I think the first month if I remember correctly? Maybe it's only a week? But you definitely can't do it alone. Can you believe he was literally born today??? They come out so fluffy!!! Unicorn is such an angel!!!! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/uXmT7E0NtL "@Kateismyfate @NillaOfPojo The first 3 or so months are kinda rough, but it wasn't too bad! I got mine at Denver Health from Dr. Jennifer Hyer!" @TinyVampBaby @HookedAesthetic Oh fuck :/ @nyaakat All the time tho!!!! D:< @HookedAesthetic Oh no what happened to OF D: @aliceincamera 😳🥺🥵 @ButtGoblin666 fat dinosaurs???? @ordinaryfreak69 Gosh what a glowup! 💕 "@mode_view @MaiaFranklyn Sometimes we go into the next closest town 1.5 hours away and that has everything, but yeah I'd fucking CUM if they put a McDonald's in tiny old Westcliffe. I'm that level of fast food trash lol." "@ireneista But then, why would that result in them banning more fascists?" @MaiaFranklyn @mode_view Yeeeeeaaaah Subway is the ONLY fast food option in our podunk town. There are mom & pop restaurants but they're all expensive and aren't really fast food. So I really do understand. My sympathies. @MaiaFranklyn Look I would think all of I've said up until now indicates that I totally get it :P @ireneista What was executive order again? "@MaiaFranklyn Over here at least they're far and away the worst place to get a sub lol Fine in a pinch, but never the first choice. I'm glad you like them though lol 💕" @MaiaFranklyn as an American I feel I must apologize @anabellebf Goddess I hope so @MaiaFranklyn oh no they have subway over there "@AyrenTheWolf Maybe ask your doctor for help? For me there was only one local surgeon my insurance wanted to go with, but luckily she did a great job." @Uber_Anne I used to do that too! Feels WAY better when there's an actual cooch there 💕 @AyrenTheWolf You should do it! @Azure_Husky IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE THE RIGHT PARTS 🥰 @sleepy___head @maegodhavemercy I did! So awesome! "Basically, 7 months later and I still stand by this statement 100%: https://t.co/oUd1Oxnyqz" @Azure_Husky @maegodhavemercy some kind of muppet I think???? @Azure_Husky @maegodhavemercy I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW @maegodhavemercy Oh wait I guess it was 2015. Check that denial beard though! https://t.co/IKLiZvIg0t "@sleepy___head @maegodhavemercy I'm trying to remember if it was 2016 or 2015, but gosh you were there for one of them? He did a while Tacky performance THROUGH a nearby restaurant with like, people still inside, it was awesome!" "@maegodhavemercy So like, don't feel bad. Even Weird Al is still the Eat It Guy 30+ years after the fact, after decades of having a huge career." "@maegodhavemercy Last time I went to a Weird Al show was in 2016. While I was in line, people walking by in Denver would ask who we were seeing. ""Weird Al!"" ""Oh the Eat It guy? He still makes music???"" This was a couple years after his *14th* album sold *incredibly* well." @machtackle One theory I heard is this spelling error might be why these copies got leaked and it might be fixed for the final run. It's spelled right on the box too. "Sometimes I just stop and realize ""Omg it really is gone 🥰🥰🥰""" "I know I've said this before, I know it's super obvious, but it's just indescribably relieving that I no longer have a girldick. The genital dysphoria really is gone. For almost 7 months now." "Joking aside, it's not me cracking these trans eggs, not really. Just sometimes my words let the work your brain was already doing finally slot everything into place. I'm happy to help, but it's YOU that ultimately does the hatching 💕" it me @vexwerewolf I'm tempted to agree. The thing keeping me from going full optimism though is Trump knows there'll be no consequences if he doesn't leave or overtly fucks up the election somehow. And the pandemic fucking things up... "@Grandmas_Balls Probably. Fun to celebrate this stuff in the moment, though." @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics People love a coming out story! These are all different websites all deciding in the span of a week to finally stop taking this bullshit anymore. Glinner was banned on Twitter r/thedonald and r/gendercritical were banned from Reddit Molyneux was banned from YouTube Why is 2020 rocking so hard all of the sudden? What's happening??? @maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics I'm pretty sure I told you you'd get a massive bump in popularity from this! @maegodhavemercy It's been so hard to keep this secret to myself you have no idea lol @MOOMANiBE @FinalBossFemme least surprising reveal ever @Lord_Kristine Congrats! Same hat! :3 @Selnyam It's VERY fitting for her lol "@maegodhavemercy @reallifecomics You gained like 2k followers in a day! Congrats, girl!" Hey my tweet is in this too gosh >.> Midna is such a weird cat 💕 https://t.co/iAM8iGlNRw @AnaMardoll Aaaaaaa so happy for you!!! 💕💕💕 @norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX @AllieStray (I have all of the 1998 Nintendo Powers!) "@norintha @HaileyAdamsXXX @AllieStray We can show you when you visit, sweetheart! 💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX We'll see :P @AllieStray @HaileyAdamsXXX I had never heard of it! @Kellineil @SaraJaneOL @AllieStray It's not. On 4chan it's used by trans women to describe a trans woman who doesn't pass. Most places it's fine to say @Speed_Freak01 I need 20 @QuestForTori Nooooo D: @maegodhavemercy @Spartan_Omega heck >//////> "@ValnarDragoness It is. It has been for, I dunno, centuries? 4chan ruined it." @EchoSerenityXb @vexwerewolf Holy shit you're right! @FantasiesFract1 Awwwww gosh >/////> 💕 @JeMaNeedsANap @maegodhavemercy Nice Takkun is circle https://t.co/H4yhi0eQHd @NikkiTheSlayer_ @PrissyOrcGF Dysphoria can take that form sometimes. Transitioning DEFINITELY helps though. @ememgoode I don't mind changing my language if it makes others more comfortable 💕 @Manu_Lozano117 Thank you! 💕 @dTrixieF Oh hell yeah! Nice! @dTrixieF It's awesome that you fighting the good fight though! @GenderBanana The twink to trans girl pipeline is real!!! @ServantoftheFae @DatFirePrincess @maegodhavemercy Oh! I guess so! Neat! @JVDesignsGames @dAemetta Oh definitely. Just wanting to be a gender you weren't assigned at birth is a big sign you're trans. My therapist even called it a form a gender dysphoria! @MoonPupper https://t.co/qzXFLH638u "But yeah, it all started for me with a cartoonist who thought he couldn't possibly have privilege and made an ass of himself because of it." "And ever since then I've been moving more and more left. Coming out as a trans woman pushed me all the way to anarchism, as it often does for so many." "This was before g*merg*te thank fuck. It inoculated me from taking the wrong side in that fight. I knew that there was a toxicity within ""nerd"" culture, even if I didn't understand the extent of it. So I knew the ""ethics in games journalism"" was hot bullshit the minute I heard it" "And something inside me clicked. I already assumed my politics were left of center, but I was always afraid of adopting any labels I didn't feel I fully understood. But after seeing all this, I started calling myself a feminist." "Despite growing up being harassed by bullies, despite thinking of himself as a nerd and therefore a victim, by treating such a dark subject so flippantly and with such carelessness, he was being an awful, heartless bully to people with far less privilege than him." "This was when I had first heard of the controversy despite being an occasional reader at the time. I remember reading like an article or a blog post and I wish I could remember who wrote it, but it was a woman who pointed out that Mike was being a bully." "Years later at a PAX, the artist for PA, Mike Krahulik, went on stage and said they shouldn't have stopped selling the dickwolves shirt. I believe the context was like, problematic opinions or something and it was said for a laugh, but for no reason he dug it all back up again." "A lot of people (a lot of them women, as I understand it) called them out on that. I don't know how long this went on but I know they tried selling a t-shirt with the word dickwolves on it and eventually apologized and stopped selling the t-shirt." "[cw mention of rape] As to the back story to those two words, years and years ago Penny Arcade made a really tasteless comic that made light of rape while using the word ""dickwolves."" It feels tasteless to even recount it in detail, but it's out there if you want to look into it" "To anyone confused: First off, as far as my political awakening goes, I track the first time I felt comfortable using a leftist label was when I finally with confidence called myself a feminist." Dick wolves "@CaseyExplosion I heard about elevator gate years after it happened, but I suspect that would've pushed me over the edge too For me tho, realizing that Mike Krahulik was being a bully for reigniting the goddamn dick wolves thing at a PAX made me crystalize into a feminist, then later a leftist" @CaseyExplosion Dick wolves @FaithNaff I hope you're right. Seems to me that the right wing will just blame the mainstream media or something. @AyrenTheWolf @vexwerewolf Same lol @vexwerewolf The Donald AND Gender Critical banned on the same day? Nice! @transgrlinexile I haven't seen anyone complain. I'm hearing it secondhand. I assume it's not a lot of people. @jess_571 It is. I wouldn't worry about being misunderstood as saying something mean. The vast majority of people don't hear it that way. "But yeah, for a tweet online intended to reach a wide audience? I personally should've used a different word." "I should add: Unless you or your friends spend a lot of time on 4chan, for all intents and purposes, hon is not a word you need to worry about. For 99% of people it's a term of endearment." @transgrlinexile It almost certainly was a term of endearment unless your friend was a 4chan user. "@AllieStray @0IQOnlyFeels @JuniperTheSluth @PorcelainBoy93 Somehow even with how terminally online I've been for 20 years, and how much trans info I soaked up and trans places I visited, I guess I'm still too young to have ever visited there, lol" (the tweet in question:) https://t.co/MqDnagtOiF So yes I'd use a different word if I could do it again. Hindsight is 20/20. But I like to think the good that tweet has done for people is maybe worth the accidental less than ideal word choice? "As I understand it that tweet never really stops making the rounds in trans communities online. I think it really spoke to the exact people I was trying to reach (namely, the egg I was from 18 to 29), and did a lot of good." "For what it's worth though, I've lost count of the number of people who have told me that tweet cracked their shell. And that's just of the people who told me!" @PrissyOrcGF I ask this every day and I still don't have an answer D:< @MadameMoonsugar TOO CUTE 💕💕💕 @PorcelainBoy93 @AllieStray Slur is a strong word for it but it originates on 4ch*n apparently. "@boldtransDev @Mlle_Ani @AllieStray My mentions are flooded with people saying they didn't know about this, which tells me outside of like 4ch*n it's not at all a derogatory term. I wouldn't worry about it 💕" "@TheEpicDewback If your GF doesn't mind, then don't worry about it! Within the limited context of the derogatory version of that word, one wouldn't mean it that way when calling their GF that. Don't worry about it 💕💕💕" @PastelsAndDinos I wouldn't worry too much. It's really only a derogatory term in the 4ch*n circles of our community. "@TheEpicDewback Really only if you're calling other transfemmes that online, and even then only people familiar with the more toxic cornera of our community are aware of this." "@RaeGun2k @AllieStray I hadn't noticed anyone doing that tbh, but it's sweet of you to care so much omg 💕💕💕" "@MyMoreOriginal If you're not calling other random trans women online that, you're fine. It's specifically a derogatory term transfemmes will sometimes say to other transfemmes online." "@_MemeTasticBen It's not exactly a slur, but it's a derogatory term in some of the more toxic transfemme corners. It's a term meant to imply a trans woman isn't passing very well, basically, eg, ""You look great, hon!"" It's awful stuff." "@PrissyOrcGF Well, long-long term, yeah. No hormones at all will first induce menopause-like symptoms like hot flashes, then after a while as I understand it it can weaken your bones. I'm not a doctor though." "@raine_flowers It's when you push your fingers around your girldick and like, into your body? Kinda feels like you have a vag." "In hindsight I regret using that word, but honestly I hadn't yet learned of the connotations at that point two and a half years ago. I haven't used it since learning it had a really mean connotation." @PrissyOrcGF LITERALLY WITHOUT OUR BALLS IT'S VERY IMPORTANT WE HAVE THIS WHAT IS WITH CIS PEOPLE Eeeeee it's on the official Twitter account now! 🥰🥰🥰 So happy my words helped Maelyn out!!! 💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @HaileyAdamsXXX Well gosh I love y'all too! @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k Love you both! <3 <3 <3 @AyrenTheWolf https://t.co/H6S5mlgUAZ @mode_view https://t.co/sLb7sEMOyh @MikkiLexaHFX 💕💕💕 (it'd be real neat if some of the checkmarks I look up to that noticed that comic and loved it followed me also buuuuuuut I'm not holding my breath lol) uhhhhh I think I got a bump from the @reallifecomics name drop lol https://t.co/Wy2amjekJ9 "@Canageek When we're mutuals, I figure that both of us being bit by the unfollow bug seems unlikely. Then it's confirmed by the fact that they don't follow me back after I follow 🙃" @mode_view Yes it is @osd1000 Hell yeah! Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @LilahSturges You look soooooo much happier 💕 "@flaplette Yep, thank you! It's a dream come true for me 🥰" "Gosh look how much softer my skin looks! HRT is hecking magic, I swear 🥰" @StillYourGhost Hell yeah! @OzmaRacc @AyrenTheWolf omg plz 😭 then we can scissor! :D @APrivateRobin @pandagirlIvy I'd be surprised if you were anything but 💕 @APrivateRobin @pandagirlIvy Oh I guess I could still get muffed? I dunno the sensation didn't really do much for me tbh lol @OzmaRacc @AyrenTheWolf just making me wanna explore every nook and cranny 👀 @pandagirlIvy It's just fingering lol @pandagirlIvy Probably not lol "@mode_view I mean, your egg's already cracked 💕" "I switched from an iPhone to an Android like RIGHT after I started HRT so I don't have anything super boymoder on this phone, but here's a pic of me on the left like, maybe a couple months on HRT? I maintain I would've made a cute twink lol https://t.co/kpdAJFJff4" @OzmaRacc something something mountain momma "@MagsVisaggs I'm really glad you're feeling better, even if the lesson you had to learn was a painful one 💕" @Kalindlara I care about you a lot 💕 I love that people are finding out about @maegodhavemercy coming out just from recognizing the art style of my pfp and then checking my TL lol This is shaping up to be a fun day 🥰 "@DatFirePrincess @maegodhavemercy (when I first came out, so many of my trans friends were following him I thought he WAS trans, whoops >.>)" @Autistic_Ace they softblock me @AntikytheraClio I've been out for years now. The woman I'm quote tweeting is newly out 💕 @heynetters Neverending hatching! "@Trancister Yeah I have you on Discord, right?" @CassFenrir Oh gosh thank you! 💕💕💕 I'm friends with @NewGenderWhoDis and I bet she'd be flattered to see this too! @DragonQueenRose @KageOtt @vluescluesAD I sure hope the lactation/expansion effects aren't contagious~ @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh I hope no one does 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/FtY9ZN9xgr @QuestForTori wow vicious callout of @maegodhavemercy :P @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you so much sweetheart 💕 @somedumbbinch oh hey neat *sobs* Me: Why am I crying so much and generally being in a weird emotional state? Me: *cramps* Me: Oh. That's why 🙃 @maegodhavemercy I think... Homestuck might be faster @winocm @QuestForTori Drawn by the amazing Maelyn Dean! https://t.co/rhDJ9HU8AR @maegodhavemercy @QuestForTori TOO REAL OMG @maegodhavemercy But seriously this might be old news to me but it still makes me smile so much every time I think about it. I'm glad you finally figured it all out! 💕💕💕 @MindEmilys @maegodhavemercy I'm so happy my words are helping people like this 💕 @maegodhavemercy Everyone in the comments saying they used to read your comic a lot better have plans to start reading again dammit! :P @QuestForTori A little pink hedgehog told me 💕 "The overlap of ""massive nerds who were terminally online at the peak of webcomic popularity"" and trans girls is pretty big lol I hope this translates into a bump in readership! Something tells me it will 💕" @Lilfelicity1 RIGHT??? @QuestForTori What? Include a cartoon as one of the options? You? Impossible :P @maegodhavemercy @QuestForTori Omg I admit I haven't read much of your stuff yet but you seriously had a rule 63 of your own self insert??? @maegodhavemercy @garblefart Now it's an even better birthday 💕 "One thing I find kinda ironic about this is that I worded that tweet with the assumption that the reader knew what dysphoria was, and @maegodhavemercy hadn't actually heard that term and had to look it up. My advice wasn't even directed at her and it still helped hatch her lol" @Trancister It means everything! I'd be fucking devastated if I couldn't call you my friend anymore. Lots of crying for sure 😭💕 I've been impatiently sitting on this amazing secret for like A YEAR AND A HALF but I'm happy to finally share the fact that I helped hatch the Real Life Comics girl 💕 I think it's selfish of me sometimes I refollow after a softblock because I'm a fucking coward who's afraid of losing people I'm sorry @0xc0ffea The only headphones I have are ones that don't let me sleep on my side and I don't have any audiobooks but thank you I think I'm kinda spiraling I wish sleep would come "In the past few months there have been a few furries I really liked and, I dunno, I guess I thought we were friends but they unfollowed me and I just wish I was closer to that community. It means a lot to me." "I'm so terrified of losing friends, but then there are people I guess I'm not friends with despite really wanting to be, but we're mutuals and I figure we'll grow closer because I like them but inevitably we drift apart and then they unfollow me and I cry a lot & feel embarrassed" @FinalBossFemme Hell yeah! @Sparx_x_x lebsiab @PrissyOrcGF boob sweat is the best worst kind of gender euphoria lol @apunkdog Awwww! 💕💕💕 @apunkdog 💕💕💕!!! @RiotGrrrlJemma @RaeGun2k Pwomise 💕💕💕 @RiotGrrrlJemma @RaeGun2k You'll get there! @Lilfelicity1 Maybe she got too hot and had to cool off lol @RaeGun2k Most likely! @BradyHartel Holy shit that's really cool! "@Lilfelicity1 I mean like, without pants like that is probably *incredibly* fun to wear/cosplay tbh lol" I will say though the pants are mandatory. They're so good. They'd be better on a woman :3 @Technicallyowen Omg omg omg I love these!!! SEE??? LOOK HOW PERFECT THIS WOULD BE!!! https://t.co/aQ7vhfSGvY @maegodhavemercy @heynetters Yesssss!! 💕 @heynetters I think it might be possible we know about the same thing but maybe not? If it is the same thing we'll both find out tomorrow :3 @KrisToddRamer I KNOW I'M SO EXCITED @AveryDelta2 Omg that's actually coming out? I was looking forward to that... @Ulexar Well more like a black widow :P "@The_Beebles It's when you push your fingers around your girldick and like, into your body? Simulates a vagina somewhat." "@Ulexar I was looking forward to it, but I know I'm kinda in the minority lol" @liddytronic I think it looks about as promising as you could hope! I'm definitely interested in seeing it. "And I'll gladly just wait until they're on Blu-ray, but like, I bet that's not what the studios want." Like if they come out a year and a half from now: Maybe? Literally depends on whether there's a vaccine or not. But I don't think the studios want to wait that long. "I really love movie theaters, I don't want to see them go, and I really want to see Black Widow and Wonder Woman 84, but I'm definitely not willing to see them in theaters soon enough for Disney or WB to be happy, so honestly y'all need to release them on streaming." @1146_goat_north Honestly that's fair I'm sorry why tf did no one tell me the Bill & Ted 3 trailer dropped like two weeks ago "Trans girls are like ""I know a spot"" then teach you about muffing" @StillYourGhost oh my 🥺 @NikkiTheSlayer_ Any time! 💕 @StillYourGhost Oh really 👀 @maegodhavemercy Oh lol :P @maegodhavemercy Oh gosh it's at midnight? I forgot! "@sapphixy Yes, but there's a bit more to it than that. Tomorrow I'll be talking about it 👀" @RebelGirl1323 Yeah basically @maegodhavemercy *bounces* :3 "I dunno why I love the idea of a sapphic Rocketeer so much but I really, really do. Probably something to do with that costume https://t.co/GTtESArfJ3" Remake The Rocketeer except make it lesbians "@NikkiTheSlayer_ I think you're really, really gonna like the results 💕" @revelatrix I'm so glad my words helped 💕 @chainchompist wh why are we torturing fish @Jesin00 @Unit55A @LeafTilde @Egg_irl_bot You're not cis "@NikkiTheSlayer_ The odds are smaller than you think, especially given how young you are." "@Jesin00 @Unit55A @LeafTilde @Egg_irl_bot Grey market HRT is cheaper than you'd think. And it can be scary sometimes, but it's mostly just wonderful 💕" @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry It's true and you should say it! @Klezmerstyle 💕💕💕 "@Unit55A @Jesin00 @LeafTilde @Egg_irl_bot I mean, transition and find out!" @ghostynewt Sure! Thank you! 💕 @1146_goat_north Mainly just overjoyed it's connected with so many people It's actually kinda ironic that that tweet is making the rounds again. Stay tuned 👀 @LeafTilde @Egg_irl_bot it it me This tweet of mine is so popular people are willing to take updated screenshots of it lol 💕 @AstroValerie Happy birthday! :3 @Grumblefloof Omg this tweet of mine keeps making the rounds even years later lol @ExistentialEnso Are cute!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I love you so much sweetheart 💕💕💕💕 @AmyDentata SAME @stackedbimbo Oh this tweet is terrible and perfect and *retweets* @excogs Omg you need to buy this @PrissyOrcGF very 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @NSalamanderFW hhhggggh t-true >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX @NSalamanderFW Noooooo and I'm not there to taste 😭😭😭 @Tuplet The joke being her deep voice and Drake/Josh (I dunno which one it is and I don't care lol) being disgusted by it is transphobic regardless if that actress/character herself is trans. I'm not even fully sure why people wanted a Let's Go Johto and I fucking love Johto. Those are... literally just the newest stuffies from the Sitting Cuties toy line. They're displaying their newest product. Why Gen II? Because they started with Gen I and haven't yet made/released the Gen III Sitting Cuties wave. @zandravandra Don't look a day over 30! Gosh! Happy birthday! 💕 @ToddlerLynn It's true and you should say it @deathpigeon we are a proud and industrious people "I am still bitter about Nickelodeon thinking the ""two goofy boys"" sitcom premise could be like... literally white washed. Still sits wrong with me." "Nah, but there was plenty of transphobic garbage in the media I consumed and it definitely caused lasting damage. Wouldn't even be shocked if you showed me Kenan & Kel had some stuff like this too. This was considered a family friendly joke." When I was a kid we had Kenan & Kel and it was awesome and then they made another similar show with a couple of white boys that I was already too old for. I see I didn't miss much. "@NewGenderWhoDis Happy birthday! Your 30's are gonna rock, I promise 💕" "@PrissyOrcGF @EvaTheLewdRobot Turns out cishet men have no taste, who knew?" @OzmADhd we should probably do a gay about it sometime 😘 @JenApparently He can't even pose a figure worth a damn lol @neolibreplygirl it was.... nice? while it lasted? @OzmADhd I'm really gay omg 😳🥺 @OzmADhd wtf my mouth reflexively opened >.< @okbillybunny melting is sooooo good 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX I know this feeling so well and I don't have a solution for it and it sucks @delaneykingrox It's true and you should say it @VirologyCami same hat @HaileyAdamsXXX You know it's funny because you have purple pink as the background to your pfp :P "@HaileyAdamsXXX Cool grey, always :3" @Katabassist @polyheartmony 💕💕💕 purple pink is the color of my soul @Katabassist @polyheartmony Harmony sent me a discord link that I'll need reminding to check tomorrow 💕 "@polyheartmony @Katabassist I mean, I wouldn't know >.>" @Grumblefloof It gets easier to see yourself as who you really are with time 💕 goddess being a girl fucking rocks "@HaileyAdamsXXX Nah, exhibitionism is hot! :3" @LittleLambJenny @NaniteBelphegor @RenaeKitsune @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhggghg >//////> @LeftAtLondon too real @OzmaRacc What's your AD again 👀 "@LittleLambJenny @NaniteBelphegor @RenaeKitsune @HaileyAdamsXXX Just says new boobs, doesn't have to be new gender :P" @1146_goat_north Constantly lol @MeganAlison17 Yep! $15 on the Switch store @AliKat309 so much 😭🥵💦 feels like I haven't been properly hornt in like a week missed this "girl horny feels so good, god" @HaileyAdamsXXX goddddd yes 😍😍😍 @SixoTF Getting some heavy mustardayonnaise vibes off these two https://t.co/41ncIl3vgi @NaniteBelphegor @RenaeKitsune @HaileyAdamsXXX yes plz 💦 @VirologyCami @Starly_Storm Oh hey cool person I'm not following yet! Fixing that 💕 @VirologyCami Thinking back to pre-transition is so weird lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @RenaeKitsune @NaniteBelphegor Why not both? 🤔 Transition asap is my advice. "Just wanna tell anyone who wishes they were trans: You are, and if you're anything like me, the time you're currently experiencing will feel like it didn't even happen by the time you're able to transition and breath again finally. You'll blink and it'll be a decade." @HaileyAdamsXXX @NaniteBelphegor I mean The kinky way is fun too 👀 11 years 🙃 @MamaBearKingdom The kids aren't alright @InstantSunrise Of course! I hear this one has 16 player multiplayer! So many people are telling me they also didn't know they were queer five years ago and I'd just like to remind non-queers that you have no way of knowing when we're not around. We have so many sleeper agents at any one time lol I somehow didn't realize Nintendo Switch shop purchases gave me points I could use to buy other games so I had enough saved up that the re-release of Episode I Racer was free 🥰 "It's actually bigger than a normal cassette tape. It's a wumbo-cassette, I guess But I think it kinda works in robot mode tbh" Got this weird tape in the mail today https://t.co/eRax5C87Ay @HaileyAdamsXXX You're such a badass sweetheart gosh 💕 When gay marriage was legalized here in the states I didn't even realize I was gay which is kinda blowing my mind rn I used to think I was a cishet @ZJemptv Oh good! 💕 @PrissyOrcGF G!!!! 😍 @neolibreplygirl it me @MaiaFranklyn That's... that's Sorry @MaiaFranklyn Fuckin weird-ass UK brands giving me a Mandela effect @neolibreplygirl okay but only because you said pwease @MaiaFranklyn I can't tell if you're joking or not. The board games have the exact same names as the movie versions do over here. wtf is cluedo @BethBec0mesHer Oh neat I can download it for free! https://t.co/50pKPS6bUE @BethBec0mesHer (Where would you recommend getting a copy? >.>) @BethBec0mesHer OMG I'M GONNA TRACK THAT DOWN THANK YOU @PhayNSFW Please do! @jesuiscatte lol same "@MsMercury216 Nah, it's not strange. I feel the same way." @olivebrinker Congrats!!! Not to be too full of myself but that's fucking interesting imo "Hell, maybe after she gets it she doesn't even immediately get pregnant. She just... Wants to feel whole in the way her dysphoria needs." "@MsMercury216 That's exactly what I'm saying, yeah" I dunno that story might exist but there's an example of trans people being fifty steps ahead of the cishets in this genre. How about a cyberpunk story where a trans woman fights to get a black market artificial uterus because cis people even in the future are weird about letting anyone who isn't a cis woman get pregnant so they heavily limit who can get an artificial womb. "And hey, maybe all this indicates I want kids for the wrong reason. I think that honestly makes a lot of sense. But the good news is, there's no possible way I'm going to have kids. So it's cool." "There's nothing wrong with adoption at all, but when it comes to my biological desire to have kids, even using sperm I don't have anymore and a surrogate wouldn't be enough. I don't know how to explain it, but the only thing I want is impossible." "@leabers I can't have a surrogate. If my hormones didn't make me infertile, the surgery I had last December definitely did. Please do not speak about things that you don't know all the details to. And please do not being up adoption." @cursedlewds gosh 👀🥺 @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry @peaktransit 👀👀👀👀 Might have to try that... @newtboob When I saw this tweet on the TL I had two reactions: - Gosh she's cute - I should follow this fellow amphibian @NewGenderWhoDis @jaythefawn I hadn't played CAH in years. Don't think I ever will again. @Tricliniangry @peaktransit What benefits are there to that besides the horny? @maxcapacity_ awwwww wtf D:< "hot take but the funko kirby looks cute in an extremely cursed way, but I still want one lol" @trgrrl Yes and don't call me Shirley I made myself sad talking about how I can't have kids and now the bad brain won't let me sleep 🙃 "@TheCatMom Exactly. And the phrasing of the tweet I'm responding to was ambiguously ""not having kids""" @AyrenTheWolf *hugs hugs* @AyrenTheWolf It wasn't directly said to me. I'm just commenting on a ridiculous hot take from yesterday. Starting to wonder if corporations are fully aware of what they're doing here and just want that sweet gay money https://t.co/E8uefOM10S But yeah I have SUCH privilege. Don't pin your hangups about having kids on people like me. How fucking dare you. Didn't have a serious SO until I was 26. We weren't ready for kids before I came out at trans at 29 & we broke up. Couldn't afford to freeze my sperm. None of my partners have uteruses even if I could. The life I have now doesn't really have room for kids And it breaks my heart """But it costs so much money to have kids and we're continuing human civilization and blah blah blah blah"" Me: https://t.co/XlRYm9eOpb" Fuck anyone trying to claim my inability to have kids a privilege tbh "If anyone asks, DK put Glinner in one of those cannon barrels and shot him into the sky with a little cartoon ""ding"" sound effect" "Given how long Twitter took to suspend Glinner, I think it's more fair to credit Donkey Kong with finally getting rid of him." "I don't know the first thing about Gung Ho, I just know I ship him with Destro now." These two images next to each other like this contain a powerful homoerotic energy @RhymesWithSheRa Love you too 💕 @LeafTilde @LewdestLeggy You got your wholesome in my kink @CartaMonir Holy shit @StebMcDreb @stackedbimbo WANNA CUDDLE U @stackedbimbo THAT'S TOO CUTE WHAT "@MavenOfMayhem Happy to see you on the timeline again, and I'm glad you're doing better after having been in such a dark place 💕" @RiotGrrrlJemma too real 😭 "@pastelnoivern @F_Pikant @QuestForTori I mean they do make it out there to the secondary market as far as I know. This is just the official policy, people break rules all the time lol" it's so cool to discover what could best be called sexuality euphoria and then discover fellow queers wanna be terfs about it 👇👇👇 this 👇👇👇 @RaeGun2k It's frustrating because I'm basically an empath with people I care about and it's so difficult for me to truly convey that sense of closeness and understanding on this platform. I wish *hugs* made everyone feel the way I intend it :/ @RaeGun2k One way I've tried to make it sound a little better is *offers hugs* because it's not me immediately assuming they're cool with being touched but I dunno if that distinction matters to most folks lol. Plus I only say it close friends. @Qchan05 We're incredibly blessed to have kitties that actually like belly rubs 🥰🥰🥰 "@RBradndenburg @chrismcfeely November, but pre-orders are up now" @sorceressofmath Yes but it's more interesting when we do it lol @HookedAesthetic >/////> 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @HookedAesthetic hhhggggggghhh >///////< "Cyberpunk in the hands of queer people and trans people in particular is transformative and radical and pointing towards real fundamental truths meanwhile cyberpunk in the hands of cishet white guys is just ""pew pew imma cyborg what if im not human anymore""" "@HookedAesthetic oh! um, I mean if you need to test it out on people... >/////>" @BoringNerdyKate Hell yeah molly rocks so hard 💕 @HookedAesthetic hfghggfhh I don't know who you're referring to >/////> @HookedAesthetic hhhhhhhhh that sounds nice >.< @jaythefawn @HookedAesthetic bbhhnggh!!!! >/////< @OzmaRacc if u find out lemme know @HookedAesthetic must... resist... urge... to get giant diaper chest storage... @ThatHeckinRobin oh oh heck 😳 @OzmaRacc I'd love that @mode_view It's true! 🥰🥰🥰 "Also once we've expanded enough to invite more people up, POC have priority. @SteampunkPenny has been very clear about this." "Please direct your claims that we're a ""white colonialist settler utopia"" to the Peruvian person helping run this place. No decision is made here without going through @BonnieMakes first. Thanks." There's a thread that I've been made aware of telling lies about the ranch. It's really not worth drawing anymore attention to it but I want to address one thing that was mentioned in that thread: "Would it be weird to have like a list of people I should message more often? Just to stay in touch? It almost never happens otherwise :/ I have wonderful friends and I'm so thankful they so often message me, but I wanna return the favor, you know?" @SweetBeansComix I love her @F_Pikant @QuestForTori Instructions on how to properly throw out an old Chuck E Cheese either costume or animatronic. They don't want dumpster divers to find stuff they can sell on eBay. @Speed_Freak01 ....I wasn't sold until I saw the burning money accessory @benjanun_s Omg thank you so much Benjanun!!! 💕💕💕💕 @SixArmedSweater Same! @HaileyAdamsXXX @StebMcDreb *HUFFS* D:< @joelax9 @QueenStodge Sooooo many Animated toys never got toys. Been waiting for years to fill those holes in the collection. @QuinntoBean ISN'T HE SO PRECIOUS??? @joelax9 He loves belly rubs! @VirologyCami he's friendly tiger @PrissyOrcGF omg goals 😭💕 @StebMcDreb wtf I'm blushing!!!! @MadameMoonsugar Very yay :3 he hobbes he slep https://t.co/lGQoHZOgRW "@ValnarDragoness @1ightningstrike Yeah, it's okay. I'll practice with it later." @TenaciousRanch Our internet makes it look like we're broadcasting from another planet lol "@TheEpicDewback @OrionPax4217 If it helps, they don't charge until the figure ships" @OrionPax4217 I pre-ordered two! Curse them for including a troop builder lol As a really big fan of toy accessories I'm practically *salivating* over this list https://t.co/SBUUdTeO8r "@machtackle Possibly! But I tend to like hording accessories lol It's only $10 more a figure, I'll live" @machtackle Especially since I forgot they don't charge until it ships! And I wanted two! Fucking RIP 😭😭😭 @machtackle Ahhhhh fuck. I missed my window "@ValnarDragoness @1ightningstrike Nah, I've used Austin John Plays' instructions and it's clearly me who's missing something" @Waffliesinyofac Yep! Thank you @ComicsByXan I can't imagine what the cost of running that business is. I assume they wouldn't do this is the could afford not to. @ValnarDragoness @1ightningstrike I've tried that time skip and it never works for me @DeerTrans Them and Mega64 lol. I think when you trade in a certain kind of humor your audience just can't grow up. "@Waffliesinyofac That's what I heard from research, but those words aren't what shows up in my game? Like the best descriptor I've seen used is ""amazing stats""" "Look, I know I'm not the target age demographic here, and they gotta make money by following what the algorithm likes, but I hate the way the Grumps title videos now. So much. https://t.co/lHQwpavNdd" @ValnarDragoness @1ightningstrike I don't care about cheesing lol. Especially for something as needlessly tedious as this. @Waffliesinyofac I got the judge function. I waited until now to do this. Apparently I have to also hatch more eggs to actually see each value? - All the people in this ad look miserable - They couldn't even bother to put the colors in rainbow order There's a palpable sense of contempt. "@machtackle Yeah I JUST worked that out trying to find info on him lol. Not nearly as far behind in collecting as I was worrying, whew!" @ValnarDragoness Oh nice I didn't know about the 20 eggs thing! Thank you! @ValnarDragoness @1ightningstrike I have to relearn about them every time I try and fail to attempt this lol "Ooooooh okay, I'm caught up. I thought Generations Exhaust had been like, released and delivered to people, but that was a leak. Gotcha. Not as far behind on my Transformers collecting as I worried I was lol" "@ValnarDragoness @1ightningstrike My goal here is I'm never gonna play competitively most likely (MAYBE the in-game competitive stuff one day), it would just be nice to say ""I have a shiny Krookodile who's the best one I could have""" @SixArmedSweater Basically! "@BladesQueer I couldn't tell you. I get them mixed up and I'm still learning this too. Like they could just give me a button to press for best Pokemon. I did all the grinding. I'm basically there anyway, I just need to do homework now for no reason." @1ightningstrike I guess I'm looking for the quickest way to know what choice to make reliably. If that means consulting a wiki or something I can do that. @PrissyOrcGF HELL YEA "@1ightningstrike Okay, but I'm not gonna ask on Twitter for each Pokemon. So this is something where the approach is specific to each Pokemon?" @1ightningstrike Krookodile. Is this something where I'll need to look up each one online before making a decision? "I wanna make sure I'm doing this right. Just fill it with purple, right? So maybe start with special attack? #PokemonSwordShield https://t.co/cHAgmmfmzg" "My original plan of ""I'm sure BBTS will get these in at some point"" hasn't exactly panned out." Fellow Transformer fans: Is there anyone keeping a checklist of all the Pulse exclusive WfC stuff or is that something I'm going to have to make for myself? @tntristan12 Huge same! My Twitter account was basically dormant for like 8 years until I used it to meet other trans people lol "@PrissyOrcGF that's like, THE MOST CASUAL wtf D:<" "@QueenStodge See now that would be a PERFECT choice given the design of those characters. Gimme the Constructicons, all those neat Cybertron characters, Red Alert, Strika, etc. I personally don't mind if they don't transform! My shelf is full of robots anyway!" @sillygaymiria happ birth! 💕 @machtackle Ugggghh I'm gonna have to make my own checklist aren't I RIP @dayclancy Right???? "I love the ridiculousness of that name, lol. With Star Wars' Black Series, it's like, black label. Fancy stuff. I get it. And now with RED they're just admitting they like the color naming scheme lol" My interest in the RED series has gone up considerably "@machtackle Ugh, then it might be eBay for me... My fear is I'll completely miss or forget about a figure. I really would like to have a complete set of WfC figures, and I'm really close, but then I see stuff like people getting Greasepit and I'm like is there a checklist somewhere lol" "@machtackle I'm boring and tend to only order stuff on BBTS, and for what it's worth, Barricade and the Seacons have never been in stock there. I could order from other sites obviously, but if I'm gonna do that I may as well just order from Pulse 🤷‍♀️" @machtackle I also was able to grab Zetar and Hot Shot from BBTS... It's just weird that it feels so random. But at least stock refreshes DO sometimes happen... @StebMcDreb wait... me? @machtackle I'm falling so behind on all of these because I just assumed they'd show up on BBTS if I waited long enough. Are these Pulse exclusives one time deals or do they refresh their stock ever? Like how committed do I need to be to get these? Is this Matty Collector all over again? @machtackle I hear these are going up for pre-order today? And of course I'm broke RIP. I thought BBTS was gonna be getting most of these exclusives but they still don't even have the Seacons :/ @Purple_Disphora @tfwiki Says Hasbro Pulse on all the pictures Omg I love accessory packs like this!!! @Doc_Wolverine Fuck yeah! @brennasaid oh really 👀👀👀👀 @Sparx_x_x It stings so much. I try not to do it to mutuals. @SixArmedSweater @fujoshidile Awwww that's a beautiful way to look at it! 🥰 "@HookedAesthetic I, um... really wanna be... dressed up in embarassing cute outfits... w-with adorably thick pink d-diapers >///////<" @HookedAesthetic um... you know... that stuff you said... >.> @HookedAesthetic hffhhhggh... t-true >.> @vexwerewolf That gender euphoria 🥰 @MaiaFranklyn Better a pig than a fascist @OzmaRacc awwww *offers hugs* @ClickityClacks Oh yes 💕 @OzmaRacc Genital dysphoria sucks so fucking hard :/ "me, pleading desperately with the manscape trimmer ad before my youtube video: plz,,, i dont even have balls,," @HookedAesthetic THIS IS SLANDER >//////> @Speed_Freak01 Ooooh yeah I heard about them but I had forgotten. I'll have to get one! I love the idea of these small baseformers @somedumbbinch Oh gosh yes please!!! 😍 @Speed_Freak01 Who's the dork on the right? I love their garish colors so much @somedumbbinch I plan to! @slayfayeslay I was out on Tumblr for a very brief few months before I switched to Twitter. I craved making trans friends so much. Doing that was so slow on Tumblr. Twitter is much better for it. @LeafTilde OH GOSH IF YOU WRITE MORE PLEASE LET ME KNOW 🥰🥰🥰🥰 "@NewGenderWhoDis I can empathize with a lot of this. I'm sorry, Emma :/ 💕💕💕" @Uber_Anne That's really weird lol @LeafTilde YESSSSS IT'S MY FAVORITE UNDERUTILIZED TG STORY TROPE AND I STILL OFTEN THINK ABOUT YOUR STORY THAT HAD IT TBH 😍🥵 There's just so many fun benefits! - I don't have to feel the feeling of having a dick - It's just focusing on the pleasure of my partner which is subby af - Don't have to worry about getting soft - Comes in so many fun colors and shapes! Seriously wearing a strap sounds really hot and fun now Tired: Getting a vaginoplasty so you can finally bottom Inspired: Getting a vaginoplasty so you can finally top @trgrrl It's true and he should say it @AnaMardoll Yay kitty! I'm glad the surgery went well!! 💕💕💕 @TenaciousRanch Oh I hadn't yet seen that new shelter you have for them! Looks cozy! @ServantoftheFae @transgirlinSEA It's doing that to me too and I don't know why "The longest I've ever lived in a single place was 9 years in the last house I lived with my parents in, from ages 16 to 25. So my goal with this place is at least 10 years. And that's honestly the plan! I'm gonna make that a reality 🥰🥰🥰" "@LostNotAtSea I'm okay with the screen size, I just really love being able to dock my Switch occasionally and I've only ever used a pro controller when I do. And I know I'm not alone feeling that way!" @CaseyExplosion It's soooooo terrifying navigating those situations but doing the right thing is always worth it. Seems like you've been navigating this stuff really well. @transgirlinSEA Also why didn't this show up in my mentions??? @transgirlinSEA YOU'RE beautiful! @PrissyOrcGF *hugs* I hope you don't have to move again for a long time :/ @PrissyOrcGF I counted apartments I lived in for less than a year if that helps lol Moving sucks so hard OH WAIT I MISSED ONE IT WAS ACTUALLY 16 "The first 8 of those houses were before I turned 18, and moving when you're not the adult in charge is noticably easier. But it's still a lot of moving." I'm 33 and I've lived in 15 different houses/apartments. I'm so glad I'll never have to move again. @ayyy_vuh Good morning! 💕 "@pixie_nebula Once your past the first month or so after surgery, it's gonna feel way easier than you worried. At least that was my experience. It's definitely a lot, but you end up finding the strength for it. And it's SO worth it." "(To clarify, the lack of batteries is because you can't use a D-pad joycon by itself because it would lack face buttons. So this core issue infects everything. The ""best"" solution is owning both versions of the Switch and moving your save files when you wanna dock. It sucks.)" "(I'm aware of the Hori D-pad joycons. They're nice but because they don't have internal batteries, they're VERY light & cheap-feeling & it makes it kinda awkward to use your right hand even briefly for something while holding the system. Same core issue affecting everything)" "I'm not saying they should abandon gimmicks, because clearly it's working. I just wish I could have a goddamn D-pad, you know? Especially given that the reason it's being kept from me is for a gimmick that was cute years ago but on a practical level I've NEVER used." "Nintendo exists in this weird space where they kinda need their gimmicks to be able to say they're not playing the same game Microsoft and Sony are, but for 14 years and 4 different systems now they've ended up with consoles where the gimmicks just get in the way." I want the philosophical equivalent of a 2DS for the Switch. One where Nintendo tacitly admits no one really gives a shit if they offer a version of their system that doesn't include the core gimmick that they initially designed to make the system appealing in the first place. "The choices the Lite makes very clearly shows what Nintendo isn't willing to do just yet with the Switch: If it can be docked, the joycons have to be usable, despite no one enjoying using those things. It's a really transparent gimmick and I wish they'd move on." "As far as Nintendo gimmicks go, I prefer joycons over waggle, but using a Lite for the past couple weeks has really made me wish Nintendo would just release a small, lightweight Switch without removable joycons that can dock and maybe has rumble." @zagreusisstbrot @SehrLesbisch You're the fifth person to say that lol @QuestForTori wow the years have not been good to the Burger King Kids Club crew @liddytronic It's frustrating because up until now I was able to at least squint and kinda see how all these missteps Peter has made COULD be just extremely misguided attempts at left unity. But now it's really mask off. Like I dunno I guess it's silly to even try to put myself in his shoes but I feel like if I had a past as shameful as his I'd be shooing away every attempt at people trying to platform me again. I'd tell them there's more important people to talk to. Lemme put it this way: If Milo had even the sightest idea of the real damage he caused and regretted it even a fraction of the amount he should? He wouldn't be champing at the bit to get back in the spotlight. That he's still desperate for attention shows he's not remorseful. @MOOMANiBE I seem to have really struck a mood with this tweet lol "It takes time to fully feel your vag, you know? To really understand the ins and outs of it. Don't be afraid to experiment with smaller sizes. Trust your gut. If it seems like you lost too much depth when you went up a size, grab a smaller one and see if it feels different." "I got it in my head that once I had graduated up a size, using a smaller size was a waste of time and energy, but what I didn't realize was I was barely graduating up a size. The deeper muscle I was supposed to be training had completely fallen behind." The best piece of advice I'd give to anyone looking to get a vaginoplasty that wants to avoid the confusion I've experienced with not quite understanding how deep dilators should/can go and losing a bit of depth because of it is this: Be willing to at least try smaller sizes. @recursive Succubx? "I'm all for left unity and restorative justice but like, we can just have some folks at the back of the line, you know? We don't need to jump at welcoming one of the worst ringleaders in this country's decent into fascism. He can wait. For a long time." "It's so fucking weird too because like, there are people out there who were formally on the right that have at least paid lip service to wanting to be on the right side of history. Milo is not one of those people. You gain nothing from reaching across the isle here." @viragoergosum @laurenauramgold Okay like is there a better way I could've worded this lol @laurenauramgold Oh lol I didn't even catch that and platformers are my favorite genre We really need that clip of them kicking themself in the dick in gif form. "I don't know what the fuck the point of this grift is, but it's patently obvious at this point." "The concept of platforming is often misunderstood. It's really only platforming if you have a bigger platform, you're actually letting the other person speak for themselves, and ESPECIALLY if that person was already successfully deplatformed. So yeah Peter is running a grift." @arancaytar @zenalbatross Same lol @SixoTF That magical moment in the toyline where Beast Wars was the more known name/style and they had to fit cars and jets into that lens. @PrissyOrcGF Isn't that always how it goes? Tale as old as time lol "@PrissyOrcGF I mean same lol And lemme guess, no one followed you until you transitioned? Because also same lol" "I love seeing trans people on here with accounts older than their transitions. It's like, these accounts were quietly made and then years later the succubi who possessed us all stole them lol" "@Vangelus I'm torn because I love Marvel Legends and the Black Series, but my collection largely stays in robot mode anyway. Like it's ALMOST the exact thing I'd love." Oh hey the amazing @zenalbatross wrote about our ranch for Vice! 🥰💕 https://t.co/Po24BeNrcY @zenalbatross @TenaciousRanch Oh hey that's my home lol 💕 @zeffles Ooooh bottle caps can max out IVs? Neat! @alterianrose They're not from different regions unfortunately. Just sort of ended up with these. I might decide to go that route though lol @PocketPampers Hell yeah! Thank you! @alterianrose Oh nice! I have a perfect Krookodile and perfect Ditto so that's a good start for my shiny perfect Krookodile! "@PocketPampers Sure, go ahead and link it!" I forgot to mention I have a perfect IV Ditto. I hear those help "I wanna have shiny versions of each of my favorite Pokemon with perfect IVs. I've never bred for this stuff before, any tips?" "@okbillybunny ""wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl""" I LOVE HOW ADORABLY SHE WALKS???? #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/R3qeCLGU1J @SpeaksWithBones @vexwerewolf Oh definitely @TheEpicDewback Oh gosh I feel old lol Never was able to go to a Botcon tho :/ @MommyBlakesFeet hgdhhgdfhhdhhdhfggdhhdnsdf 🥵🥵🥵 "I personally struggle to see the goddamn point of a fantasy universe if I can't be an orc, or a goblin, or a minotaur, etc etc. I can be a human every other time in my life. This is FANTASY. Fuck the concept of ""evil"" races." "Even if you don't want to talk about how racist having evil races is, I'm someone who feels most at home in fantasy RPGs playing monsters. For years I was told by D&D players that it can't be like WoW where you can play a monster because of the good/evil system. Good riddance." @Sparx_x_x YESSSSS!!! CONGRATS 💕💕💕 "It feels so satisfying to finally actually get up all the way in my vag with a dilator after months of not getting there. Like, I dunno, it's indescribable. Just satisfying." "@LorelaiMerri I think the minute you start acting like a person was fully accountable and irredeemable for their political views at 15, you've officially lost the thread." "@LorelaiMerri Saw a tweet from a 19-year-old saying that anti-SJWs from 2016 have all transitioned now, and honestly it just made me feel old lol, but the reality is, ages 15 to 19 may as well be a decade for a developing mind. At least that person (and it sounds like a ton of others?) grew up" "@LorelaiMerri As long as there seems to be a genuine attempt at being better, if the person is under 25, as far as I'm concerned it's pretty normal to still be growing a lot at that age." @BoringNerdyKate I shall sing you the song of my people: https://t.co/1UuqaWQLX7 @Kaylee63638169 Most likely There's not often ghosts in the Transformers universe. But time travel? All the time. About wey common as in Star Trek. A time machine Autobot would really help. "Way more than the Ecto-1, this is the TF crossover I've been hoping for." "I'm not upset, though. I'm just glad I caught this. And there's a chance I can incorporate multiple sizes in one session. It's not all bad." I think... I wasn't actually even ON the second largest size. As far as the muscles I'm ACTUALLY here to train? The stuff that actually needs dilating? I'm back to size 1. "The model of dilators I use each have five dots a half inch apart, starting at about 3-ish inches past the tip. Going up a size DOES necessitate losing depth, but not like this: On the second largest size, I was at the first dot On the smallest size, I'm on dot 3 & counting" "My physical therapist even showed me a model of the pelvis with like the muscles it has? She said ""Dilating is exercising these muscles."" And I understood it abstractly, but HOO BOY I didn't feel it until right now, oof." Don't be like me and think you only ever need to do one size at a time once you graduate to a bigger size! Experiment lots! Might be surprised by what you find! "Like I just slipped past where I thought the end was and there was very brief pain but that's only because this muscle is so out of practice. No pain now, though. Just... wow I'm still learning how to drive this thing" "This feels like... where the muscles START? Like the muscles I'm trying to train by dilating? Might've been doing dilations wrong for a while now, oof" So yeah I think I'm gonna be using my purple (smallest) dilator a LOT more because I can FEEL the part that I haven't been able to reach for MONTHS and it needs some fucking exercise lol @AyrenTheWolf gosh gosh gosh /)///////(\ "@transgrlinexile @Calliethulhu Well, next year is the 25th anniversary of the brand..." @AyrenTheWolf yes plz 🥺🥺🥺 @AyrenTheWolf hhhggghg 🥺 "@Calliethulhu Nah, by that people will be clamoring for Pokemon Gen X remakes" @somedumbbinch I cry about it too. It's a really painful grief :/ "@nataliereed84 Fallen Kingdom kinda was, but more to the point Dominion next year will deal explicitly with that." @MarcyKingUltra I like your tattoos! @ayyy_vuh Mine was moving from Tumblr to Twitter lol (Though before that it was Reddit to Tumblr) "I know reasoning with a fascist is like reasoning with a goldfish, but it's just so ironic given that I PROMISE you for every trans man you think should be using his uterus or whenever, there's at least as many trans women who would jump at the opportunity to have their own." "If most cis people did the bare minimum and just accepted our genders, some real change for the better could happen, but so many of them are obsessed with dehumanizing us. The technology to allow trans women to become pregnant is just about there. Transphobia is in the way, tho." "You know instead of being fascists about trans men's uteruses, cis people could, I dunno, give a shit about how literally no trans woman can carry children despite MANY of us grieving that fact every day. This imagery makes my blood boil." @nataliereed84 I too struggle with this constantly lol @benjanun_s Yes. Often :/ "Also now that that little flap of skin that wasn't cooperating is gone, shoving fingers up my vag is such an easy, stress-free thing. I feel that much more connected with my bits 🥰" @Bieeanshee Getting a vagina installed is always an adventure lol I think I'm gonna need to incorporate two (or maybe even three rip) dilators into my dilation sessions which is gonna be annoying but worth it to keep my depth. I did some exploring with my fingers and my inner vag isn't really the same width all the way through. What I thought was the end of the tunnel is actually just where it gets really narrow. My index finger fits at least! @AnaMardoll OMG YES 💕💕💕 @MaiaFranklyn babby @OrionPax4217 Gosh >/////> @Maru_Mara76 Yep! "@PrissyOrcGF Oh no, I'm sorry Morgan :/" MIDNA DOING *ANOTHER* CUTE 😍😍😍 https://t.co/bFto7DPGps feeling cute ✨ https://t.co/KRnq912dnt @persenche Happy HRTversary!!! 💕💕💕 "@QuestForTori ""Appallingly"" and Buzz's eye, right?" Midna being a cute ✨ https://t.co/gefZaWZiAE @Cowloe OMG???? What is a square shiny? @mode_view Wait what? I tend to find an average of one shiny per Gen but it had been a hot minute since I found one tbh. Sooooo glad I caught that little sparkle animation at the VERY end of it because I'm half watching TV and the shiny version of Mantyke is very subtle lol WTF I WAS FISHING FOR LAPRAS AND #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/MUxrSjAUXd @Chopin_42 Pretty! @Serg_Floof Hell yes! @Twistedfrosts OMG I NEED ONE THANK YOU @CaseyExplosion where the fuck is my wishmaster remake @Tuplet @BonnieMakes The other broken one came with the house. Previous owner didn't take care of it. We know what the issue was with the recent one. "Lemme put it this way: I'm only an inch taller than Bea Arthur was and my voice isn't even as deep as hers. When cis people see/hear me, they subconsciously assume I'm female because women can have deep voices too! ""yOu CaNt ChAnGe YoUr SeX!!1!"" Bitch I literally did." "@osd1000 I dunno, but probably" @PrissyOrcGF gosh gosh gosh 😍 My voice when judged by random cis people is not objectively male. Context is everything. A lot of what cis people assume is a given about gender has a lot to do with small context clues that aren't that difficult to change. "The thing is, despite what TERFs and other transphobes believe, the line between man and woman is really, really fuzzy. My voice out of context? Sometimes read as male. My voice when you can see me? Just a relatively deep woman's voice." "I just realized that I haven't gotten sir'd in person for... a couple years I think? Now if they're just hearing my voice like over a phone or at the drive thru that's a different story, but in person? It's one of the reasons I know the ""wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl"" line is bullshit." Saw someone on the TL mention they're saving for a tattoo to celebrate the end of the pandemic even if it's another two years of this and honestly? That's a really good idea. I think I will too. "@ayyy_vuh face it cutie, ur hot" @somedumbbinch 💕💕💕 @TheCrystalStorm Testosterone? I barely knew 'er! ...own @Chopin_42 You almost named yourself after the best Mass Effect character? :D I wanted to initially avoid that name because I got it from one of my best friends and I worried she would think it was weird. Turns out she was flattered 🥰 "But I realized the pronunciation I wanted for it wasn't how it was actually pronounced, and I already have a hard to pronounce last name, so I relented and went with Kathryn." "My sister who's 8 years older than me and a Gen Xer told me that's more of a name for someone her age, so I went with my second choice... Katlyn! You might even remember me having that name on here." For at least a day or two it was almost... Karen >.> "@QueenStodge Ah, that makes sense" @QueenStodge Is this concept art for Transformers 6? @Sparx_x_x Oh thank god! 💕 "Summer of 1998 is when I got mine. I was obsessed with Yoshi's Story, but when I finally got to play it, it was too hard! Looking back it's kinda funny, but it was my first console after all." @SomeBWord You got this! Environmental story telling @TheLastGherkin But I'm old and grumpy!!! "@1146_goat_north @SixoTF Small Voyager, large Deluxe, depending on which car, but yeah I think Megatron is like 10 inches? Ish? Mines in a box currently" @acvalens @punkppy that's a mood @toygrind Those would be quite the conspiracies given Pokemon can only be a max of two types :P @OzmaRacc gosh 🥰🥰🥰 @OzmaRacc awwwww really? 🥰 @CaseyExplosion Hell yeah! Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @RaeGun2k Huh! Looks good! Might have to pick that one up @LeafTilde hhhhhhhghhg yes plz @futanarchy 💕💕💕💕 @ValerieSummersX oh no I hate it when that happens! @sqwrrkpon A modern classic @RaeGun2k Oh gosh it looks wonderful! Which MEKA figure is that? @sqwrrkpon y-yes >/////< @NewGenderWhoDis oh goddess this comic is doing things to me 😳🥺🥵 "@sqwrrkpon I um, I really want that >/////<" @sqwrrkpon yesssssssss 💦💦💦💦 @futanarchy You're really sweet and cute and one of my favorite mutuals on here! @SixArmedSweater NOW YOU'RE TALKING!!!! :D :D :D @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* @sqwrrkpon YES PLZ it's a REALLY weird feeling and I kinda hate it lol "@SixArmedSweater GOD, mood" @Katabassist (it helps with power in the house) "@Katabassist Well, they're all sheared, but we still need a generator lol" "So our generator died today and we can't keep operations running here without one. We've already been able to put what had been donated in the last few weeks towards expansion, but another $800 for a new generator would really save us right about now 💕 https://t.co/gzQHLBeFDQ" @Kamenspider @machtackle Omg I forgot about that! It's officially a thing @DragonsBouquet Hey it happens sometimes 💕 Gender is weird @SweetBeansComix Oh my god wtf :/ @blaze_casual I've never had the patience to do this but I wish I did "@CaseyExplosion Jim mentioned this in his video of course but it's why you'll get much closer to actually well written stuff in indie games. Disco Elysium was a smaller studio, right?" "@CaseyExplosion I think the issue is AAA games by their nature and budget very often have to be ""cinematic"" which isn't the same thing as (and is often in direct conflict with) powerful cinema." Why didn't Airbnb have a savings account to fall back on? 🤔 @neolibreplygirl hell yea @LorelaiMerri @Calliethulhu Oh fuck yeah! The last 30 minutes or so of Rise of Skywalker. It's a big part of why I felt so hurt by people hating on it so hard. I've cooled off on that a bit though. @DragonsBouquet it's true tho @VirologyCami @tinybird420 sey "@CaseyExplosion I don't lean into my fursona enough honestly (people are sometimes still surprised I have one!) but just having an online persona is almost the same thing, lol. It's the best version of myself that I hide behind." "@Calliethulhu In fact, speaking as a b1mbo fan, the second those fantasies were to become real (hard to envision given how cartoony they are, but still), my interest completely evaporates. I guess the himbo stuff is less kink-related, but sometimes fantasies only work as fantasies, you know?" "At least a year. And I still can't reliably go into every public bathroom. Sometimes the courage just isn't there. Among my friends and queer family, when it comes to using public restrooms, I'm seen as the *brave one.*" @1146_goat_north @SixoTF Mass shifting is different than scale :P "@1146_goat_north @SixoTF Scale in Transformers is something of a moving target, but in general the scale is ""in scale with everything else"" The G1 Omega Supreme never really was." @MommyBlakesFeet I mean latex is hot but I didn't think I gave the impression that it was my main brand lol @SofaJustice Oh yes! The problem with never wanting to let myself get angry is I don't know what to do with it when I can't brush it aside. @arancaytar Hopefully lol @MommyBlakesFeet @AliKat309 Wait why do you need latex with me? o.o "@Kate_Bunni @lucashoal @ComicsByXan It fits the Alien theme. The Metroids might be the Xenomorphs, but Ridley looks way more like one and I think people just want to complete that ""Ripley vs Alien Queen"" matchup. Also, his name is an intentional reference to Ripley." "honestly? probably a bit older, though this was from my teen years if I remember correctly" @MommyBlakesFeet @AliKat309 ummmm yes plz >/////> "@JennyENicholson Uncle George off-screen: ""Faster and more intense""" "@lucashoal @ComicsByXan Ridley's a dude. So before Ultimate, Metroid was being represented with only female characters (even if it was just one)" @AnaMardoll AS A RECENT HOME OWNER I AGREE IT'S VERY WEIRD @whyamIhere2k A lot of people say that lol "Fun fact: After being sheared, alpacas turn into stick figure horses https://t.co/31RxI2rcwQ" I seriously thought people were talking about Mixer being a brand new streaming service but I guess it's been shut down? Which is wild (though I guess makes sense) given I've never fucking heard of it? Today had been so much lol. It's shearing day for our alpacas and of course today was the day the generator decided to blow RIP 🙃 @blaze_casual I feel that. The silver lining though is i hear so many conflicting info about permanently losing depth. There's a very good chance neither of us will lose depth permanently. We got this! @blaze_casual That's fair. I'm sure you've talked with the physical therapist at Denver Health about it? @MagsVisaggs I am definitely into goofy Batman and I feel like those movies are criminally underrated @MagsVisaggs What? He died??? Noooooo 😭 "@blaze_casual Jen told me when she found her deeper depth it felt like she was doing something wrong. Obviously don't push if it's painful, but I wonder how many post-op girls don't go as deep as they could because of how weird it feels?" @litterboxhex OMG BABE CONGRATS!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕 "(And yes, obviously we want their fiber to sell, but even if we were ONLY concerned with the animals' wellbeing regardless of if we could benefit from them: We'd still need to shear them)" "@Twistedfrosts They'll be okay. The frustrating part of taking care of animals is there's no way to explain to them what's going on, even when what's going on is safe and beneficial to them :/" @benjanun_s I mean I already wanted to buy your books but this is the best possible ad you could have for them @deathpigeon Same "Also juuuuuust in case I need to head this off at the pass before someone wants to argue this point: If they don't get sheared, their fur keeps growing and causes other problems. They've been bred to never stop growing their fiber. So we have to do this every year." @deathpigeon Even though I disagree with the himbo tweet I think it's not as bad of a take as people are making it out to be. The backlash is officially way too fucking much. Shearing alpacas is completely painless for them but a lot of them DON'T like to be handled so there's a lot of stress coming from that aspect. Did you know alpacas can scream? Well you do now lol "@deathpigeon Yeah someone just decided to dig it up again for no reason. Doesn't even sound like they're particularly mad, they're just dunking for funsies I guess. Not cool." @maegodhavemercy Two whole years ago??? Holy heck! @maegodhavemercy I CAN'T WAIT I'M SO EXCITED 🥰🥰🥰🥰 "I definitely gain like, a quarter of an inch when I shift angles. And it seems like I could find more. My vag was designed with the deepest dot of the largest dilator. Would really prefer not to lose all that :/" I think there's a serious possiblity that I've been dilating at the wrong angle for months now. Which might explain my perceived loss of depth. I forgot to bring my dilators to the last two of three physical therapy appointments so I never really got to check if I did it right. @Kaylee07704092 @HaileyAdamsXXX I didn't have as much of a deep love for Magmar but I don't much care for Magmortar either. In both cases they removed a lot of the animal aspects of their designs which makes them less appealing to me. @Kaylee07704092 @HaileyAdamsXXX It's okay 💕 "@Kaylee07704092 @HaileyAdamsXXX This is literally me saying ""I dislike the aesthetics of this Pokemon."" You can't argue me out of this and I'm really confused as to why you're trying." "@excogs Okay, that works! Then I don't really have any argument lol" @Kaylee07704092 @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah but who cares about baby forms. I'm mad about Electivire because if I want to utilize the full potential of that Pokemon I should really evolve it. "@excogs There's a lot of problematic stuff in kink and for a lot of (NOT all of it), it really doesn't help to throw stones in glass houses." @excogs I appreciate this approach but doing that wouldn't take away the fact that there's attraction in that cluelessness. That in and of itself is enough to get people (somewhat justifiably) upset. @HaileyAdamsXXX HE'S NOT A CAT MONKEY ANYMORE D: @HaileyAdamsXXX THEY RUINED MY BOY @HaileyAdamsXXX Same! I'm sucker for the spirit behind them if not the execution. I'll never forgive them for what they did to Electabuzz 😭😭😭 @OrionPax4217 @toygrind Cora... no @toygrind Thew... no HE CAN ONLY TALK IN 140 CHARACTERS https://t.co/gehvFnXT4t This is a third party version of an alternate universe version of Ravage where the Decepticons are good guys and Ravage is loud and obnoxious ... if I recall correctly lol Yaaaay my Doccat figure that almost didn't get shipped out from TFSource because of a weird mixup with my card got all sorted out and will be shipping out soon! 🥰 https://t.co/0CgUJ0J0mS @MaggieMaeFish The core triad of my polycule watches MST3K almost every night as background noise to go to sleep to so I feel this tweet in my soul lol @Calliethulhu fuckin... read sluts @LookForSerenity @LorelaiMerri @yeoldedad They're my roommate and longtime friend lol They weren't exactly joking with that tweet but the reaction and backlash to it was legendarily ridiculous. I should go back and beat Black 2 one of these days https://t.co/2clAZewJDY Though then again Unova is a land of contrasts since it's the first Gen since Gen III where I dislike all of the starters. But at least Gen III had Treecko and Mudkip which are both way better than any of the Gen V starters imo Gen V wins for these designs alone tbh https://t.co/brxl1srbhu Gen V is one of my favorite Pokemon generations and I was 24 when they released so it isn't nostalgia. I rate Pokemon generations mostly based on how much I love the Pokemon designs themselves lol "lol Pokemon took so long to make the Gen IV remakes the discourse has shifted, the Gen V kids are grown up now, and now everyone's waiting for Gen V remakes. Been watching this happen for like 15 years and as Gen I kid it never gets any less weird." @Burnitallpls Already did years ago @SJWMEGATRON Bethesda has tainted it "@OrionPax4217 Just personal taste, but I never want Doom guy in Smash Or Goku, while we're on the subject" @OrionPax4217 For now :/ Oh gross! Please don't put Bethesda shit in Smash @The_Beebles Well personally I'd rather have vag bits all over my body pillow than girldick bits lol "@Cynon44 And if you seriously are choosing to read the least charitable version of my words, that doesn't sit right with me." "@The_Beebles Well, it's not like a vulva isn't gonna be occasionally sweaty and stuff :P" @VirologyCami CUTE @nyaakat Oof :/ @StebMcDreb OH GOSH BUT I LOVE YOU!!! 💕💕💕 @LeafTilde I wanna make an all the way through joke but I worry it's still too niche of a weird fetish to reference January/June I'm somehow surviving 2020 https://t.co/TzHEiwI0ao @nyaakat Oh no! Didn't sleep good? :/ @Ulexar Thank fuck! 💕 "@StebMcDreb I have a nostalgia for the 80's I inherited from the things I read and watched too. But at your age I felt the same way! ""No one talks about 90's nostalgia!"" because it was the late 00's and that wasn't a thing yet. Just wait until 00's nostalgia really kicks up in a few years." https://t.co/RVlyvwIhNy "(and I meant 20's as in the 2020's. It's gonna go quick, just watch!)" "@Ulexar Oof, that sucks. Not homeless anymore at least?" @Summer_C_Ash Oh yay thank you! "I have no idea what the point of this thread is, assuming it had one at all lol" "Dear 20-somethings, MUCH sooner than you think it'll be a decade from now and you'll realize a decade is actually kinda short and then you'll see grown ass adults taking about their childhood in the 20's and you'll realize you just grew your first gray hair." "I'm sure this fucks with anyone regarding any decade that they grew up in, but the fact that say, 1993 and 2003 were ten years apart seems utterly impossible to me" @mode_view NA NA NANA NA NANA NA NA NA NAAAA @aspacecadette @liddytronic gosh cute 😍 The picture on the left looks like a parody of a 90's show @Summer_C_Ash I'm glad we're still friends 💕 "In my memories of Clarissa Explains It All or Adventures in Wonderland or whatever, the characters just dressed normally because that's just what I constantly saw on TV in the early/mid 90's, then I see stuff like this and think how the fuck was this what it looked like?" @ThyLunarPaladin God no that sounds awful @VirologyCami Awwwww shucks >////> I'm really glad I've been able to keep up! Dunno what I'd do if I couldn't see/hear from you anymore 💕💕💕 Very nearly lost contact with a friend who left Twitter (and I only just realized that) but thank fuck I remembered their name and found them on Telegram because I almost didn't and the thought of losing friends is kinda triggering for me. "I'm not gonna say you should never talk about where you draw the line, especially if it's important to you, but whenever someone says so-and-so kink is problematic it feels exactly like someone saying slave wages made my phone. Like... I know. It's not ideal. Here we are." @PersephoneHime 💕💕💕 @plagueslut I don't know anyone who would disagree with saying that stuff isn't really a valid kink. It's an easy and obvious boundary to draw. Sort of like no one would seriously argue being a pedo is a valid sexuality. You kinda can't really control what you're into. And maybe certain things you're into you shouldn't indulge in. But there's not really a clear way to draw the line between acceptable and unacceptable levels of problematic without ending up at saying all kinks are bad. "@ArtifexH Yeah it's a subtweet, though not at anyone I know. Just saw a bad tweet that people were talking about and I wanted to throw in my two cents." "It's sort of like how there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. There's kinda no truly fully ethical consumption within kinks. (Though oblivious stuff like only involving two or more enthusiastically consenting adults goes without saying, yeah?)" "There basically isn't a single kink/fetish that doesn't have some problematic elements in it, and those who are into a given kink have no defense they can make if someone starts coming for that thing they're into. So in general we should try not to throw stones in glass houses." "@twentyfourcara Oh god that sounds awful, I'm so sorry :/" and no girldick flopping around is definitely a huge bonus lol I've been healed up enough to do it for a few weeks now but can I just say I missed being able to sleep naked and I'm so glad I can again 🥰 "@aNerdskull @BathysphereHat @Phorrums Carefully with using that word in a reply. Sometimes Twitter will auto-suspend over it. A good workaround is ""b1mbo""" "@Kaylee07704092 They snip them off and incinerate them along with all the other medial waste. And they don't invert the urethra... they just cut that to make it smaller. A lot of flesh from inside your dick is discarded too, as I understand." @neolibreplygirl @BomberLC she's right and she should say it @Kaylee07704092 I don't mind you asking publicly if you don't 💕 @Lilfelicity1 I meeeeean I think they're really hot But it's weird that I had them lol "it's really, really, really weird to me that I didn't always have this hole here" i used to have balls that's so weird @Kaylee07704092 @AnxietySong Living as your actual gender is worth it 💕 @AnxietySong I used to think the EXACT SAME THING. Took a few years of finally moving away from my parents to realize I had the strength to do it whether they liked it or not. @Kullizilla @PrissyOrcGF This is SO GOOD @RoseytheHuman88 RIGHT??? @caraesten Right??? Might be my favorite part of HRT @StebMcDreb @WendySnowRadish I prefer the original movie where it doesn't reassure you that they didn't die :P @PrivateWelshman This is soooooo good omg omg omg @futanarchy @NeurologNyx hhhghg 👀👀👀 Takkun is sleeping so sweetly!!! 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/NU79mETv9K @PrissyOrcGF FUCK YES. Transition rocks so hard 💕 @neolibreplygirl I have a clit!!! It's just like... way less than an inch >.> @neolibreplygirl in a manner of speaking @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX awwww I love you too babe! @PrissyOrcGF i think im gay @ZJemptv @ADubiousPronoun I hoping it's a speedy recovery! You got this! 💕💕💕 @ZJemptv I'm just seeing all this now but I really hope she pulls through! It was legit scary catching up reading this thread. You two are such a perfect couple from everything I've seen and heard. You all are in my thoughts today 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF RIGHT????? @PrissyOrcGF OMG MORGAAAAAAN 🥵🥵🥵 @SweetBeansComix Your hair is so cute tho!!!! @liddytronic He was literally born yesterday lol @Shoggoth_Lord Much bigger @HaileyAdamsXXX But you!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX That's why I'm calling you that! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX goshhhhhh I love you so much sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @PrissyOrcGF oh yes same! @vexwerewolf That's an ice cold take lol And I'm obsessed with the series "@HaileyAdamsXXX (I know, I know, but just... you make a good daddy, love >////>)" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhggggh the text of this tweet does things to me >/////> @PrissyOrcGF oh goddess I need me one of those burgs @KatieAngelWitch @MarcyKingUltra CUTE @MarcyKingUltra I try not to! @VirologyCami people clean toasters? @BonnieMakes HE'S SO TINY "@PrissyOrcGF I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." @Flea I'm a baby of only 33 😔 @Katabassist 2005 and I don't remember any cops @SofaJustice As someone who shares a king bed with 3 people and is the middle one: The answer to both of those questions is separate blankets @Q3w3e3 Oh really? I recently found 10 of the 30 pounds I had lost and I swear it went all to my belly :/ I need that in my butt and thighs plz!!! D:< @Sparx_x_x God what a bunch of scumbags :/ @PrissyOrcGF wow what a b1mbo~ :3c (said friend is @AliKat309 🥰) I'm annoyed that I have to run errands in town while a friend of mine is visiting the ranch. She'll be there when I get back but I was looking forward to seeing her and now I have to wait longer 😭😭😭 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX hopefully in a good way I fucking hate how my face looks in this His name is Tenacious and he's probably not gonna be the last little one to be born this summer 🥰 Baby alpacas are SO. SOFT. https://t.co/FfdWLOX14I @nyaakat @LewdestLeggy Hey cutie :3 @MadameMoonsugar I figured hehehe "@taralynirl @EllieODaire @Kate_Bunni @RiotGrrrlJemma @JacquieSwears I wouldn't take it personally. They blockchain a lot of people to avoid ""terminally online"" people" @SylviaBranham I wouldn't take it personally. They block a lot of people. my polycule needs one of these so badly @Cowloe @AssumeACanOpenr One of my favorite parts too! @AnaMardoll I needed this laugh thank you so much @gender_exe It's been six months and there's still some nerves to wake up lol @benjanun_s The biggest of Twitter moods @HaileyAdamsXXX That's true 🤟🤟🤟 feeling this again really hard tonight This is VERY TRUE my girlfriend taught me something POWERFUL tonight 💕💕💕 https://t.co/dze4Eri4tm @Kaylee07704092 Hell yeah congrats girl! @XylariaVG I've been seeing other reports from other cities thinking they're trying to be a drain on the police's resources because the source of them is really hard to find I'm extremely phobic of noises that loud though so it's not like I'd be terribly down for this if I was living there My sleep schedule is sloooooowly slipping into awkward territory and so I should probably go to bed but sometimes I just gotta drown out the bad brain for a few more hours you know @Kaylee07704092 I started HRT when I was 30! @mode_view I wasn't very big when not erect. I was itch like RIGHT next to where my dick would've been. "cis girls: lol what would it be like to have a dick??? torture, mostly" @Kaylee07704092 33 as of about a month ago. I feel more like I'm 23. "@MOOMANiBE That happened SUPER fast for me too. Like I try to remember what it felt like and it's just fog. I mean like I KNOW I had one, but like... the human brain is so weird." how the fuck did i seriously walk around with one of those for 32 years went to go scratch my inner thigh and was struck by how wonderful it feels to not have to navigate around a girldick to do so 🥰 @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky @Falkiveurr @AshCheet I definitely remember moments when the ache would hit me like a wall and I'd be stuck in bed all day. I'm happy to report that that does in fact completely go away after surgery 💕 "@Azure_Husky @Falkiveurr @OzmaRacc @AshCheet Ache is such a good word for it, and the apartment analogy is a really good metaphor. Even just thinking a vag would be preferable is enough." "@OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky @AshCheet ugh, the one on the tricycle is the worst :P" @AshCheet @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky Yeeeeaaaah I might've wanted a vagina for years before transitioning but I didn't feel what I would've called genital dysphoria until I started hormones and then it got so bad. @Kamenspider I'd be pretty sad if you did @OzmaRacc @AshCheet @Azure_Husky My gender feels shifted so much right after surgery. It's how I realized I'm nonbinary. Once my biggest source of dysphoria was gone it was like I was able to relax and actually take stock of what my gender fully was. Gender's so weird. @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH >////< @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky ghhhhh th-thanks >/////> @femme_thoughts @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc nah that's pretty normal lol @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc AAAAAH JUST MORE AND MORE CONSTANT MOODS IN THIS THREAD I am also sooooo excited to use a strap It's been a dream of mine for so long. Having the dick be removable. "@OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky I mean, do I even have to say it? Same lol" @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky GENDER IS SO WEIRD I HAVE ALSO CONSIDERED A PACKER @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc panties fitting better is SO GOOD "@OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky uh, same 👀" @OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky Same @AliceAvizandum I've always been curious about this origin story but didn't think it was my business to ask. Thank you for sharing! @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc It's why when I commissioned @NewGenderWhoDis I made sure to specify that the viewer has a vag @SixArmedSweater YEP @LambChopInPamps I GUESS SO ISN'T IT CUTE "@OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky I mean, it can vary. I haven't noticed that much of a drop in desirability? For what that's worth? But I don't use Grindr, just Twitter lol" "@Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc I remember you mentioning that, that sucks :/" @RaeGun2k I wonder if the smaller numbers are because less right wing people than you'd think are covid deniers or because Trump's popularity is waning? "@OzmaRacc This was a really, really big mood leading up to surgery. ...and after surgery" @MadameMoonsugar You'll get to meet her in person soon! One of our alpacas had a baby! https://t.co/gZ7Xzu9u1m @viragoergosum @TrexPushups WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE @CuddlePotato Oh I wasn't even thinking of it that way @viragoergosum @TrexPushups FUCK yes @MaiaFranklyn oh yeah QA testing for video games sounds awful lol "@OrionPax4217 I used to main Peach in WiiU Sometimes Bowser and DK And I hear Banjo-Kazooie sucks but like, I've wanted these characters in the series since the first Smash on N64" @MaiaFranklyn You played games for a living? "@BadKitters playing online usually gives me anxiety, even in games like animal crossing lol maybe one day" @OrionPax4217 playing online for me requires a lot of spoons maybe @BadKitters I really enjoyed Peach in WiiU but she feels different this time around Bowser has been my go to for years as well And I need to get proficient at Banjo-Kazooie. I love those characters too much and have wanted them in the game too long not to lol "I think I might MIGHT try Smash again last time I threw a controller so I might need to practice like, breathing exercises" "I worded this a bit incorrectly. If we're talking about ORLANDO, this renewed interest happened first with Galaxy's Edge. If we're talking about JUST UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, the tweet is a bit more accurate." @ExistentialEnso Oh same! My goal is to one day take most of the ranch to Galaxy's Edge and hopefully we'll even stay in the hotel themed after it that's orbiting the planet. It'll just take years of saving lol "Me in 2011: Omg I have to make it to Orlando and visit Harry Potter world Me by 2018: On second thought, no I really don't Me in 2020: Omg I have to make it to Orlando and visit Nintendo World" @nyaakat same and also I live for being teased @MadameMoonsugar god this is a mood @RiotGrrrlJemma @JacquieSwears No you're not! @RiotGrrrlJemma @JacquieSwears Close friend of mine. I don't know why they have you blocked @HookedAesthetic hbfgggfg y-yes >.> "@Beckers042 They warn you about their really shitty business plan, at least there's that" @RBradndenburg You must be new here lol Yes I'm a big fan/ Been collecting since 2006. lol why the fuck is the dlc a different purchase for each version is charging 3 times not enough? gotta be a full 4 then? @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I try >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Love the heck out of you both 💕 @HookedAesthetic hhghhh th-thank you! >////< @terriblytrans god same @HookedAesthetic hhgfhdhh i might look and act like a baby but i have a bladder that is way too well-trained >////> @Sparx_x_x Better than I would've @HookedAesthetic (...can you teach me how to do that? >.>) @HookedAesthetic awwwww what a good girl! :3c "@1146_goat_north Yeah I definitely prefer MP10, but for this scale of Optimus, Earthrise is the best by far imo" @Waffliesinyofac how dare you i've never stepped foot in a pocket camp @LittleLambJenny That sounds like a punishment for doing a good thing lol What does this text box mean? #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xzhAqhcrz2 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: these stuffies https://t.co/fOdwFRr51N @1146_goat_north Sideswipe? :P "Sure sex is great, but have you ever transformed Earthrise Optimus Prime? https://t.co/4WWx0RBI2t" War for Cybertron is just constantly on next level shit like this I love it https://t.co/HYtmLzq92e @OrionPax4217 I literally just opened him and he's definitely my favorite Voyager Prime lol Got me that special bondage Optimus Prime https://t.co/skPWlGI1QC @TheEpicDewback Oh gosh I miss those lol @TheEpicDewback It blows my mind how long LEGO Star Wars has been a thing. I remember when that series was new and it just about broke my 12-year-old mind with how awesome it was. "@1ightningstrike (the person who commissioned it, and mostly like designed this character, is being @'ed in the tweet)" I LOVE THIS CHARACTER OMG??? @MoonPupper @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhh yeah I'm been lucky in that regard but I still need bigger >.> "@Lord_Kristine Oh heck yeah I didn't know the title of the new one! I still can't believe Jurassic Park beat the Planet of the Apes reboot to the whole ""planet of the [X]"" concept" "@okbillybunny Yeah it gets super toasty lol It's the only game I have that does that, though. They pulled out all the stops." "@okbillybunny I don't really have the stomach for much horror these days, despite body horror still being an interest of mine. There's a good chance I might never watch it again." @neolibreplygirl praxis @okbillybunny It's not exactly a one-to-one comparison but the similarities were enough that couldn't not make the joke lol But yeah I remember really connecting with The Fly around the time I told myself I couldn't possibly be trans... "OH SHIT ARCHEOPS TOO??? IT'S CONFIRMED, MY DINOSAUR-LOVING ASS IS BEING PAMPERED" And a CLOSE THIRD is Krookodile so honestly as an archosaur fan I feel pretty catered too. "I usually say my favorite Pokemon is Feraligatr, and sadly she's not coming back to Gen VIII, at least with the info we have now. But a CLOSE SECOND is Tyrantrum so I'm super pumped" MY GIRL TYRANTRUM IS COMING BACK I'M SO HAPPY @okbillybunny Soooo The Fly II? @HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper I'm gonna have such huge milkers one day! :D Oh hey the Dark Souls III season pass is only like $12 on Steam right now. I should go back and beat that game. I got so close last time. @MoonPupper @HaileyAdamsXXX EXACTLY @HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper My character had huge tits too lol Literally it was because I wanted them Yes I thought I was a guy @HaileyAdamsXXX @MoonPupper I don't think I ever got that achievement because I refused to play as a boy. Yes this was years before I realized I was trans lol @OrionPax4217 I turned 18 I think a week after I graduated high school lol The curse of the May birthday "@softgirlrobin @JessicaCyboid Here here! Another words, it's a doggie dog world out there" @okbillybunny *offers hugs* this whole tweet is a mood :/ @thebayleerenee Oh hell yeah! Who was it? @HaileyAdamsXXX *hugs* There's a lot I forgot too. My dad died the spring before I started high school. It was just constant trauma from all sides. "@sapphixy @osd1000 I mean I guess that's what it is, but I don't feel like I can feel my dick. I feel my vulva. For me at least, dysphoria affected how my phantom limb manifested on a very deep level." being popular on twitter is often a curse but also it makes finding trades to complete my living pokedex way easier so who can really say if it's good or bad "High school is a lot of terrible things, but for a kid who's suffering from gender dysphoria (whether she knows it or not), it's a constant reminder and reinforcement of the gender you've been forced into. It's traumatic." "@Cynon44 @InnuendoStudios Personally I strongly feel we as a society have progressed past the need for monuments, but that's not like a hill I'm willing to die on or anything. Just how I personally feel." @TransQTClaire @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/i4kfRrHsq9 @NeurologNyx hhhgh 🥵 @Doc_Wolverine Snikt-bub Bub @Azure_Husky YES PLZ "@LeafTilde @QuestForTori I don't have a strong negative opinion on that game, I just thought it's weird that two games either succeeding at or at least claiming to be good queer rep has dog killing in them." @SadPostRayne Yeah except I've yet to feel an itch that felt like it was on my old crotch. Seems like my body caught up to the new mapping right away. @GwenStarlight gosh thank you!!!! >//////< 💕💕💕💕💕 "@Azure_Husky It's like this weird combination for me of not having phantom limb and feeling like I know where everything is, but maybe I didn't know as much as I did? How the brain models this stuff is fascinating to me." "@Azure_Husky I never had that weirdly! At least not on my labia. I could tell where the itches were, it's just my nerves wouldn't let me scratch them. At least I think? Though this recent itch was probably my first instance of also needing to find where the itch is, to be fair." "@InnuendoStudios For years I used to assume that surely there MUST be something that's too far to the left for myself and/or most good people, but I now realize that there really isn't anything too scary when you go as far left as left goes. Turns out it's just the moral direction to head." NO IDEA AND FRANKLY I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT https://t.co/cYjDXx7BAy "@GwenStarlight I... do, it's true >/////<" "Sure sex is great, but have you ever finally found where to scratch that itch on your neovag after months and months of nerves not being awake enough to let you scratch it until now?" @QuestForTori I haven't played it but doesn't Life Is Strange require you to kill a dog for the best ending? Why the fuck is this a thing? "@Calliethulhu god, same in my defense though: girls" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg lol @xXxCrystalline @isthatyourmain it's soooooo fucking satisfying having a squishy girl butt 😍 "@NikkiTheSlayer_ As for HRT, most surgeons require that you've been on it for a year. I feel like there must be exceptions, but I haven't personally heard of any." @NikkiTheSlayer_ Don't feel bad! I love answering questions like this. I've heard many stories of gynecologists not being able to tell the difference between a vag a person was born with and a neovag. They're indistinguishable 💕 @PrissyOrcGF Hell yes! By all accounts this thing isn't READY-ready for like a year. Something important to keep in mind if you're looking to get this surgery. "It's just really wild to me how much healing I still have to do at any one point. I always feel like I'm done healing, and then a month later my vag settles in even more in a way I didn't realize it was supposed to." There was a bit of swelling (I think?) in my right labia a couple weeks ago. Sort of felt like a chunk of really stiff flesh and I was surprised I hadn't noticed it before. Massaging it even just once a day for a short while caused it to shrink to nothing in a matter of DAYS. @PrissyOrcGF They're VERY you lol 💕 I DID IT. I WON THE PRIZE. https://t.co/o0y9ztqsYR @Outro_Patamar I already have both Kubfu lined up but thank you 💕 when will I be arrested for having no filter whatsoever when sharing personal stuff online lol Me: I am 100% loving every aspect of my neovag My body: Sometimes a fart will travel a bit more now that there's effectively an extra length of crack it can use Me: ...99.9% @MagsVisaggs I still followed what you meant. I think you're touching on something very real. @sillygaymiria hhhggg 🥺💦 @Calliethulhu gghhg 🥵 @Calliethulhu SO PRETTY AAAAA 😍😍😍😍 @MadameMoonsugar hmmmm I think I need a closer look tbh 🤔 @ValnarDragoness This is towards the end of the Isle of Armor story "@ChemyWords Sure! I won't be able to evolve it but may as well! DM me and we can trade later when I have a moment, cool?" @Hilbabe @LeafTilde MY PLUMBING WORKS GREAT >////< 2spooky4me walked that so 3spooky5me could run @pandagirlIvy Yeah I just assumed Kubfu could breed & threw Urshifu in the daycare without checking There's definitely a fair number of cool stuff IoA added that isn't the returning Pokemon but they still all add up to a rather small offering imo It's best to look at it like a Pokedex update @WillowPoss I love your new pfp SO MUCH @SadPostRayne h-h*ck >////> @LeafTilde HI ALL OF THESE ARE REALLY HOT STOP TURNING ME ON SO HARD D:< "@polyheartmony It depends on what a Switch 2 or whatever looks like. Presumably EVENTUALLY they'll need to remodel everything again, but that might not be for a long time, yeah" "@mode_view Personally though even if it's just ""Golem 2,"" in every instance it was a COMPLETELY different silhouette and design philosophy and that alone was enough for me." @mode_view There are archetypes they often want to fill. They've been recycling those archetypes since Gen III (it's why I love Gen II so much because they were clearly trying to avoid repeating ANY archetypes). Gen V by its very nature just had a higher concentration of them. this is a CALLOUT and i will NOT STAND FOR IT D:< D:< D:< goddess i wish that were me I'm rambling a lot here but all this is to say it's ironic that so many people got so furious that the National Dex wasn't in the base game when Game Freak has pretty obviously been trying to account for the series' expectations from the beginning. @mode_view I really loved Gen V's approach of having 100% new Pokemon until after you beat the game. But I imagine designing 150+ new Pokemon takes way longer than designing 100+. I can see why they only tried that once. (Which honestly I feel lends even more to my theory: They probably used most of the dev time just modeling the new Pokemon. That's great and as a Living Dex collector I support that) "Though ironically enough I feel that Isle of Armor is a really weak DLC. I would've bought these DLCs even if ALL they did was add 200-ish Pokemon to the Dex. But what you picture in your mind when you hear ""DLC"" is barely what IoA achieves. It's pretty bare bones." "@polyheartmony So I feel like there's a real fair shot at every Pokemon at least being able to leave Home at some point and hang out on a cart, even if they can't do that with all the other 900-ish Pokemon at the same time in the same game." "@polyheartmony However even if they do leave some Pokemon out of this Generation: - There might be another set of games in Gen VIII that could have a different Dex - Gen IX could also be on the Switch and use the models they've already made, also presumably with a new Dex" @polyheartmony I just hope they're trying harder than that. @polyheartmony And BotW got only two DLCs. I'm sure there are other examples of that within Nintendo first party games as well. So like... I could almost see them ending it after two DLCs and just leaving a couple hundred Pokemon out of the Dex for no real planned reason. @polyheartmony I... hope so. I can't recall if we know how many Pokemon both DLCs would add but I think we've at least known how many the first one would add for a while now and if you double that number it leaves at least a couple hundred leftover Pokemon. @somedumbbinch @cuddlestopheles just... throbbingly hard wait what are we talking about? So ultimately I really like this solution they've come to. "Even if it wasn't for the fact that modeling 1,000 Pokemon takes a lot of time and money, slowly rolling out the rest of the Pokemon still makes a ton of sense imo. Most players don't have all these Pokemon, but if you put them all in the base game that's... a lot." "To clarify, I don't really have a problem with them utilizing DLC to pay for the ability to keep modeling nearly 1,000 Pokemon. I just think it's interesting within the current Pokemon discourse. I think this was the plan from the beginning." Because if you take out all the returning Pokemon the DLC added? It's literally just a small playground to train your new pseudo-legendary. And if you have enough rare candies it takes like maybe a couple hours. "Given how short Isle of Armor is if you already have all the returning Pokemon they added, I strongly feel this is just a fancied up way for them to slowly add the entire National Dex while still being realistic about what both players and developers can handle." lol isle of armor is kinda short but I did the thing #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4HL15HZfdP @neolibreplygirl >////> 💕 @neolibreplygirl fhgdgfdg noooo~ @neolibreplygirl hfhhhds n-no >.> @neolibreplygirl it's like the very first thing I say when I'm in the mood to be forcefemmed @gayforgrils IT'S SO WEIRD @NeurologNyx beep boop! 😍 @jakemuttz This thread is probably the closest I've ever gotten to properly describing my gender in detail. Obviously this doesn't apply to all nonbinary/agender women tho: https://t.co/LEKQovzA5K "Not only am I a nonbinary woman, I'm an agender woman. And I know to many that doesn't sound like it makes sense, but it's MY gender, not yours, so maybe mind your own business and just trust queer people to know themselves." "If this really gets under your skin, the honest answer as to how it's possible, that being mainly ""gender is weird and defies human-made categories,"" probably won't be sufficient enough for you, so just save us the time and get the fuck over it on your own time." If you're bothered by the fact that nonbinary people can be both masculine and feminine and sometimes even men and/or women I must ask that you fucking get over it. "@somedumbbinch @MilkshakeMolly @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyBlakesFeet I would do physical Magic more often if I had a more reliable number of people to play with. If it weren't for the fact that Arena is an instant game any time I want from my PC, I'd probably avoid it too." @Scizor I'm sorry I can't get this to work. I tried everything. Ugh. https://t.co/JjL3lO1v7i @Scizor Okay it didn't work and restarting my phone fucked up a download I was doing for hours so I'm a little annoyed lol. Meet me in DMs? "@Scizor I turned it on and tried restarting Home but that didn't work. I'm gonna restart my phone and if that doesn't work, maybe we can set up a code trade in ShSw?" @Scizor Oh it says it wants me to turn on GPS function That's creepy as hell but I'll do it. Just a sec. "@Scizor Yeah that's me, and I see you now. It's asking me to turn on the GTS function, lemme figure out what that means real quick." @Scizor I don't see you listed under friend trade yet @Scizor also I sent a request! :3 @Scizor I assume these are Home codes? Mine is CJKTJKBZXVWC @benjanun_s I mean I would assume that goes without saying @Scizor Yep! Which one would you like? https://t.co/xKjsX1GYeg @tailstriketaur I have no doubt it's because in his head the immediate and only solution is killing the bear. Part of the reason I decided to argue with that as the ground level assumption. "(Also cartoons like this reinforce the fictional idea of karmic justice surrounding the proud ignorance right wingers have in the face of covid. In reality MANY, MANY PEOPLE who never stepped foot in one of these rallies will get sick and die because of this cruelty)" this is soooooooo not the point at all but it bugs me that this trap wouldn't work the string should lead to off-screen the string as it is is too long to actually trap anyone once it's pulled enough to pull the stick out *even if I agreed "You cannot convince me that a cop would have the skill, patience or training to do anything but shoot the bear, and even I agreed that was the best/only solution, literally anyone with a big enough gun could do that." ah yes as we all know only... *checks notes* cops are capable of dealing with... *double checks* wild animals[????] https://t.co/vroIC59MbR @PrissyOrcGF @CureBunni thank youuuuu! 💕 @Kaylee07704092 I mean I assume the mask is helping me too but it's still euphoric for me @PrissyOrcGF @CureBunni Does she have a Twitter? :3 "@CureBunni @PrissyOrcGF (also, um... source? >.>)" "It's wonderful to me having those moments where you just kind of randomly connect for a brief moment with another woman. It's a very small thing, but it's interactions I know I wouldn't get if I was read male. Very deep and satisfying gender euphoria 🥰🥰🥰" "Had 2 wonderful moments of gender euphoria at Target today First one was a woman who asked for help getting something off the top shelf and got my attention with ""miss"" Second one was a the cashier loving the ice cream-themed loofah I was buying and saying she bought 3 herself" @CureBunni @PrissyOrcGF WOW GOALS (I'm actually not at all interested in this but I couldn't not make this joke) alf is back in poggers form @MommyBlakesFeet @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I'm *always* up for multicolor! @TimonicWulfgar (Simic is my favorite two color combo so it's fine lol) "@TimonicWulfgar I mean, it kiiiiiiiinda does! :P" @HaileyAdamsXXX *whimpers~* 🥺 @TimonicWulfgar Omg that's my favorite color combination! DEFINITELY gonna shoot for this. Thank you! Any good/fun green decks in Ikoria I can build towards? Thinking of playing Arena again and I haven't played for months. @HaileyAdamsXXX god yes PLZ @LambChopInPamps Villager amiibos that can move in are all cards @LambChopInPamps She also has an amiibo along with a bunch of AC characters that can't be a villager. They were for like Happy Home Academy and uhhhh it was called amiibo party I think? I didn't buy either. I think this might be the first King K Rool figure in like 20 years? Maybe more? https://t.co/H4kg3wKJsP @vexwerewolf Holy shit I am SO PROUD of my home state!!! @EntityofJustice I don't want to make a second Switch profile though since I have to assume that'll create a new iteration of Pokemon Home that's separate from my current one? Unless you meant second Pokemon profile lol "My worry is if Pokemon Home will care that two player characters (but not two users) can access the same account And I have to assume it's cool with it, because if I was less sentimental I could just delete my current file and start again, given that Home backs the collection up" "Okay, I guess I'll need to make a second file for Pokemon Shield to get another Kubfu. I have the game on both of my Switches and my Lite has my main file. Pretty sure I can make a new file on my other Switch and the two saves shouldn't conflict at all?" @charctorless That's a good point. "@ChrysKitten I'm pretty sure they did, yeah, though it's been years" @Kaylee07704092 RIGHT??? nagas in bondage is something I didn't realize I needed so badly in my life but in hindsight I'm not really surprised @ChrysKitten I think I had to wait until that year a few years ago where they offered a mythic every month. "@ChrysKitten It's been that way forever. I remember wishing the Colosseum bonus disc contained Celebi like it did in Japan, though then I guess Jirachi would've been the hard one to get. I still have that Jirachi which is weird to think about lol" @1ightningstrike Yep! A few years ago it was a year of really fun catching up with my collection lol "@IcyWitch35 Kubfu might not be considered mythic. It's more like a regular legendary, and as far as I know those can still be traded. (Though some of them like shiny versions I got in special events aren't allowed)" @ChrysKitten Oh gosh I hope so! "It's been like 15 years of this shit and they still haven't implemented that easy solution, my guess is they don't do it to keep mythic Pokemon rarer. And I dunno wtf to say to that given they're already super goddamn rare if you weren't in the right place at the right time." "Here's what they could do if they wanted to fix this: - Create separate room/section for people offering legendaries/mythics - Only allow a player to list a mythic if they have more than one - Mythic for a mythic/non-mythic can be listed, but non-mythic for a mythic is banned" @ChrysKitten Awwww and that's one of the cutest shinies! @IcyWitch35 They already updated the GTS to ban those listings a couple months ago if I recall correctly? "So yeah I guess if anyone has a Kubfu they'd be willing to trade for almost any mythic (I don't have everything, but I have most of them), lemme know. I want two Kubfu for my collection." @ChrysKitten I have nearly two boxes lol "(Incidentally I'm also fine with banning people REQUESTING mythics because then all the listings just clog up with people effectively showing off, even if mythic trading was allowed)" I get you don't want little Timmy to trade away his only Mew on accident but there needs to be a solution to this. "It wasn't overly difficult, I didn't cheat, and I specifically got them JUST to trade with. I know I can still trade them outside of the GTS but this is so annoying. It's been this was since the GTS started." "I got most of these from that one year that they were giving mythic Pokemon every month (I wanna say either 2017 or 2018?) and I had 3 different games from the current Gen at the time, so I was about to get x3 of each mythic." @Shadaofallthing I would love to be able to trade them away! I really would! @Tuplet Thank you! 💕 "I have a bunch of extra mythic/legendary Pokemon specifically for trades, I'm a consenting adult who wants two Kubfu, let me fucking have this Game Freak https://t.co/UcIrd8Cq4n" I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HOME WOULDN'T HAVE REGISTERED KUBFU NOW I'M MAD https://t.co/mTJate7ouQ I literally dropped Urshifu off at the daycare without even thinking twice because why would I lol Kubfu and Urshifu are in the Undiscovered egg group That's so obnoxious for Living Dex collectors like me lol @futanarchy gosh yes 😍😍😍 @Vangelus (I mean I still laughed lol) me after a few months on hrt #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/GlVUvSXwK5 "@NewGenderWhoDis Femboy is only valid if a person wants to be called that. This though is uh, extremely gross." @Vangelus Why do I have a desire to collect every version of this mold I think I might have a problem @Katabassist oof :/ @Katabassist That would've been nice "@Katabassist Gotcha. Yeah, that's definitely a setback. But we're still in a better place than before the SCOTUS verdict, right? Silver linings?" "@Katabassist So like what exactly did Congress block? This isn't undoing the SCOTUS thing, is it?" "@TheCrystalStorm Because of the covers Pokemon is showing there, I can tell you that one in particular is incorrect. The Japanese Red and Green released in '96, but it wasn't until '98 (another fantastic year for video games) that Red and Blue with updated sprites released in the west." "@CaseyExplosion sloth mom can have little a whiskey, as a treat" @dakoriolf To be fair though I do like water Pokemon 🥰 @dakoriolf I want both kinds but the water tower was closer so I started there. I'll make a new file for the other one at some point lol @Azure_Husky okay but why does this sound so accurate SO CUTE #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9r8GeoSPNI @transgirlinSEA aaaaaaaa omg >//////< 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 me when I'm trying to warn the other girl that I'm a rather drippy girl #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/gPNk3obTEA I'm high and my hair is doing a cute thing 💕✨ https://t.co/KzcZHMT6N5 They had all three new amiibos at Target! Even if I wasn't trying to collect a full set I'd still want all 3 of these so I had to grab them hehe 🥰 https://t.co/dZ3pzIAPQk "@Sparx_x_x *offers hugs* God, what a terrifying mess. I'm so sorry, Tegan :/" @RaeGun2k aaaaaa you're so pretty!!! @joelax9 ur a hero @ArtyMaus sure! and I can help :3c I got this shiny Sandile from a friend in Gen VI and I'm really glad I finally have a reason to use him! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/eBOCId7tR0 "@YourBoswell Depends on which DS game. For Gen IV, you need a DS with a GBA slot.m For Gen V, you need a special app from the shop, and from then on you just use Pokemon Bank, which links to Pokemon Home." @MadameMoonsugar oh gosh yes plz :3 @KatieAngelWitch I have every Legendary too tho lol "But yeah it's not like a huge deal I'm basically ignoring catching any Pokemon during this DLC I guess, and I don't have a better solution to this problem, but it's kinda funny to me." "So if you have a Living Dex already and you post over all the Pokemon from there, the only new Pokemon on Isle of Armor that leave a gap in your IoA Dex are the Kubfu family lol I dunno if the new Regis are in this DLC but I assume they're at the end of the Dex." @AuraBlazeZ I mean Uncle Grandpa himself also tells you it's not canon during the episode :P @The_Beebles Yeah looks like it. I already did the work of taking them all through the daycare which fixes the issue so I'm good lol "I appreciate the gender anarchy of a trans girl using faceapp to look like a guy, but the results without fail so far have just been ""what if this woman but beard?""" @ArtyMaus just gotta massage them lots! @LilFluffClouds wtf my mouth just reflexively opened on its own how weird >/////> @ArtyMaus oh gosh 🥺 @EmilyBanting1 Awwww I love that one lol "@LewdestLeggy I dunno that there's an argument? I think it's just a funny/hot meme that caught on, but the wrinkle is a lot of femboys here are pretty problematic so some people are annoyed." "@EmilyBanting1 Oh it's very much cannon, it's just not canon :P" "@screamofangirl @nyaakat I put in my address and it said they don't deliver there, I dunno 🤷‍♀️" @StebMcDreb Oh I'm gonna have to show you some! @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX And I love you too so much 💕💕💕💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX It's not even a slur to reclaim which is the weird part of all this, but even if it was I'm extremely for reclaiming slurs. Queerness often needs it. The word queer itself is reclaimed." "@Twistedfrosts But a lot of trans girls I know are also femboys, so just assuming the term itself is somehow inherently shitty has a lot of collateral damage it can cause." "@Twistedfrosts I think with someone who only identifies as a femboy and no other flavor of queer has a much higher chance of having parsed their queerness on 4chan or similar places online, and hence that's why that's so often an issue. Not a hard and fast rule, just ups the odds considerably." @roboskank20X6 @HypnoHedonista hhhgghg 💦 "A lot of my closest trans girl friends are femboys. Gender is, and I cannot stress this enough, a massive fuck." "A lot of self-proclaimed femboys on this site are problematic, and the Femboy Hooters thing is really silly. But also: There is nothing inherently wrong or controversial with being a femboy. Gender is a fuck, let's not shame people for being different kinds of queer." @ButtGoblin666 I'm kinda too angry at this take for words tbh @ikksnay I'd very much like to retweet it :/ @nyaakat Awwww I guess they don't ship to the US? Oh well @Elli_Trans oh gosh really? >/////> @nyaakat OMG DINOSAURS!!! @neolibreplygirl you're not missing much @Elli_Trans I agree with your overflowing ones so much @Sparx_x_x 💕💕💕💕💕 @nyaakat what kind of socks? @nyaakat @PlayTymeABDL oh gosh I should be following them huh >.> @isthatyourmain good plan if I didn't live out in the middle of nowhere I'd be doing the same honestly @FENNERGY god this is a mood @isthatyourmain probably the part of electrolysis on my face I'm looking forward to the least and I had it for months on my crotch! "Seems like battles is what has a chance to trigger the spreading, interesting. Anyway, figured it out!" "I've had the Pokerus incubating in my PC boxes for like 15 years but I've never intentionally spread it, or if I did I forgot what I did to do it lol" Trying to spread the Pokerus to a new Pokemon. Got a Pokemon who's definitely contagious right next to it in my party. Do I need to ride my bike back and forth or do I have to get into battles to spread it? Mistress got like two minutes into the Uncle Grandpa episode of Steven Universe and demanded we skip it lol @PrissyOrcGF I think you look better as a girl tbh lol @Nickle4aPickle Thank you! @myevilpinky Nope. National Dex is only on Home. But they DID add more old Pokemon to the new Isle of Armor Dex. "I guess I could dump everyone that is allowed to go to Galar in order, THEN pick out the daycare ones, put them back in order, then put everyone back in Home. Whew. This is so much lol" "Now if the catching glitch wasn't a thing, I could just dump every Pokemon that doesn't have a red ""no"" symbol next to it like I did before the DLC hit. But because I have to then pick out which ones I need to take to the daycare, that makes it more difficult." "Really wish there was somewhere that lists the new-old Pokemon being added to the IoA Pokedex, but in National Dex order. I'm already gonna have to painstakingly take them out, put them in the daycare, then put them back, I don't want to have to lose where in my Home PC they go" @HaileyAdamsXXX @TenaciousRanch Naughty doesn't necessarily mean bad~ @hoshinofan Weird @hoshinofan Is there a new daycare or can I use one in the base game? "That's so weird that there's a workaround so easy and yet so convoluted but I'll take it, thank you https://t.co/WJ0QC1SEEU" It's a massive point of pride for me that a lot of these older Pokemon I have in my collection are from as far back as Gen III. I'm not about to replace them with newer Pokemon. So this means I'll be doing a LOT of catch and release. All for no fucking reason. Importing Pokemon that were added to the IoA Pokedex doesn't count as catching them are you fucking kidding me #PokemonSwordShield https://t.co/S77YQxl09e This is actually extremely convenient for me on top of it being one of my favorite Pokemon since I have a shiny Sandile I've been meaning to evolve into a Krookodile and I didn't feel like doing it before porting all my Pokemon to Home. I feel very lucky lol MY BOY KROOKODILE IS INCLUDED IN THE ISLE OF ARMOR POKEDEX 💕💕💕 Finally doing the thing! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/BXiBcpxJcf @Nemus_Umbrae Alpacas 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @bunnarchist oh gosh a glory hole is like the dream 😍 "@NewGenderWhoDis @bunnarchist awwwww you deserve all the cum pumped into you, cutie!" I used to do this a lot too and I later learned that tended to happen when I was dissociating @arthur_affect Oh that would explain the digestion they can do too. Only make those bits appear when they want to. Makes sense! @EllieSageRN Hell yeah! I still really need to do that >.> "@ValnarDragoness @tama_thatsme lol I have ever Pokemon that isn't new to IoA, so maybe I'll save that for last" "@arthur_affect I feel like if their hard light bodies felt the need to map a stomach and whatnot for digestion when they don't need to eat at all, other organs could be present too. But your main point is definitely true." @tama_thatsme That's not it. There's some sort of reward for catching all like a specific number of specific Digletts. ... w-why is everyone freaking out about catching Digletts in Isle of Armor? OMG??? ... oh https://t.co/blngBf8J42 @NewGenderWhoDis oooh a pent up slut! cute~ :3 @NewGenderWhoDis wow slut~ @HaileyAdamsXXX hfghfhdgh im gay >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaaaa baaaabe! >////< 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX goshhhhh 😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺 "@Bussycat13 @TenaciousRanch Yep, I've been here since the beginning lol" "This might be the best, sweetest compliment I've ever heard about our ranch omg 😭💕💕💕 @TenaciousRanch" @cuddlestopheles @HaileyAdamsXXX so hecking hot 😍😍😍 @HeyTallGirl143 @TenaciousRanch Same! 💕 @HeyTallGirl143 @TenaciousRanch Oh hey it's you! Thank you! "@MaiaFranklyn Even if she was literally just pretending to be a cop, who cares? ""Oh I guess cops merely murder Black people constantly, they don't also get upset about their fast food taking too long, at least in this one instance""???" @okbillybunny lol I just tweeted the same factoid to you Yeah she's awesome! @okbillybunny Every trans kid reading that series did lol I've tweeted in the past at length about how many trans feelings that series gave me. Did you know the author's daughter is trans? @PonyTromper Here's Cyrus: https://t.co/4ae5UV968S And here's Reese: https://t.co/Abd2Zq0XZR In case all the alpacas outside didn't already indicate we're an alpaca ranch: https://t.co/3AmBgQ8llO @OzmaRacc Omg I had such fun thinking about mine being obliterated as well @Sparx_x_x omg that's terrifying @Sparx_x_x I'm glad you're okay. Holy shit D: @1146_goat_north Yes I'm aware 💕 As a millennial I'm overjoyed but I'm curious if any kids are into this series at all. Back in the day it struggled to get a shitty low budget tv show on Nickelodeon and an even shittier toy line and that was the ostensibly the peak of its popularity. @meiastra Also thank you for the compliment >.> @meiastra I can't ever do commissions. It sucks the fun out of art. Much respect for anyone who can 💕💕💕 @meiastra Oh gosh why would it mean a lot coming from me? >.< Your understanding of human anatomy is sooooo far beyond my own skills lol @Terra_GS Exactly! "becoming gorl is hot, it's just science" my body becoming more feminine was the hottest goddamn thing that's ever happened to me @meiastra omg I know this is an older tweet but I didn't see this when you initially posted it! This is some really quality cheesecake! @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps some of my best friends are from Seattle! :P @StebMcDreb hahahaha they want me to send them a scanned copy of my ID because my card was blocked? how the fuck has this site been a thing for 15 years hahaha i'm not buying this video i guess lol @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps the word flusheridoo just popped into my head and I felt I should share "@StebMcDreb That was a good idea, but it didn't work :/ I sent an email to customer service. Hopefully that solves it. It's especially frustrating because I apparently have 48 hours to download it. Like great, a ticking clock on top of a broken website lol" @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps yours don't? @JessicaCyboid Congrats! @TheCatMom Yep! Not right away apparently but at some point during the Isle of Armor DLC you get the ability to have one follow you! @nyaakat I'm terrible at Discord! But yes I'd love to sometime! @stackedbimbo oh gosh i'm blushing D:< @nyaakat I guess I haven't heard your voice very often to be able to judge. I guess the only solution would be to be in more voice chats with you 🤔🤔🤔 @stackedbimbo finally the real question is will pokemon snap 2 have grand oak or not https://t.co/Dy8RnIkC29 @nyaakat do Americans think this "Pokemon never follow you in the first iteration of a new generation. Always gotta wait for a Yellow, or a SoulSilver, or a Let's Go, or an Isle of Armor. It's like full art lands in MtG. They hold it back until they need to spice things up again." Nintendo: We need a new Pokemon sequel/spinoff/remake Game Freak: https://t.co/DWCBGP3QDm @vexwerewolf very cute very furry very cool I'm enough of a Steven Universe fan girl that I have a favorite storyboarder it was the biggest thing ever and then fortnite just erased it from existence "god, remember pubg?" "@ThoughtSlime What a weird, cowardly thing to do." @nyaakat bein an adult is a scam tbh @ChloeFloraLeo @nyaakat @DragonQueenRose t-true >.> @nyaakat @ChloeFloraLeo @DragonQueenRose h*ck yea @DragonQueenRose @nyaakat Oh gosh I'm sorry Rose :/ @nyaakat @DragonQueenRose omg yes!!!! @nyaakat @DragonQueenRose You do! You're already a puppy! :3 Another hour of Steven Universe tonight with the triad! Tonight's viewing will include the episode Rose's Scabbard so I'm really excited :3 @Sparx_x_x yeah same it rocks @weaponxtra Omg I loooooove LGR. I have zero interest in old PCs but watching someone else futz with them is sooooo satisfying @DragonQueenRose @nyaakat Oh gosh I just updated her look too >.< https://t.co/gCt0gSwJsd @nyaakat @DragonQueenRose right???? @DragonQueenRose @nyaakat jsyk this conversation reminded me I've been wanting a pack of bunnyhopps so that's ordered now because I'm a big girl >/////> @DragonQueenRose @nyaakat hhhhgh y-yes I'd like that very much >////< @QuestForTori I LOVE HER "@caraesten oh gosh your voice is, um, gosh 😳😍" @nyaakat @DragonQueenRose noooo don't give up so easy! we're big girls! @DragonQueenRose @nyaakat (*I'm) @DragonQueenRose @nyaakat I'll dry tho!!!! >////< @nyaakat @DragonQueenRose nuh-uh I'm big! @DragonQueenRose yeah that sounds about right :3 @GwenStarlight Oh gosh! I'm happy to have helped! 💕💕💕 @outliersgeorg @aNerdskull @lisaquestions @ZJemptv Done. Thank you. like at least with cooking shows you could ostensibly gain a new skill from watching them lol Me: I don't understand people's obsession with cooking shows Also me:*listens to someone just list off a bunch of canceled GameCube games for 20 minutes* Probably not gonna be able to play Isle of Armor until tomorrow because of slow download speeds up here RIP @PrissyOrcGF big old tonhongerekoogers @PrissyOrcGF where can I buy this bra I think I need one @StillYourGhost I definitely wouldn't stay friends with you if that were the case 💕 @SweetBeansComix Praxis @MaxyAmalyna you've definitely earned your transition badge @moth_fern The first of two DLCs dropped today yes why are his snacks SO far away from him @futanarchy gosh 🥺 @MadameMoonsugar 😍💕 @IcyWitch35 I've never learned what those symbols mean. Is that good? @IcyWitch35 NOOOOOOOOO @HaileyAdamsXXX Heck yes! I'll get to see you sooner! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh nice! @NewGenderWhoDis omg you such a dorky egg @PrissyOrcGF omg that might finally destroy me 😍 Ooooooh I want! :3 @ArtyMaus @JessicaCyboid Omg yay! @ArtyMaus @JessicaCyboid Yeah I've been wearing my eternity collar 24/7 for like a year and a half now but I'm pretty sure vanilla people don't get it lol @JessicaCyboid I completely agree @AlexisVeilled saaaaame~ "@AlexisVeilled You sure do, cutie! Bet they taste amazing~" @SJWMEGATRON There's a Pottermore episode of Game Grumps? @QuestForTori I CRIED TOO I'm tearing up I'm so happy 😭💕 @nyaakat @PlayTymeABDL CUUUUUUUTE "*lived I didn't know her but this still hits close to home, you know?" Oh god she was my age and lives in the same state... @LostNotAtSea COMPLETELY out of gum as it turns out~ "@new_genevieve It starts a tiny bit slow, but I think if you can make it to ideally Lion 3: Straight to Video you'll get a good feeling for the emotional core of the show." @OzmaRacc oh gosh what a relief! :3c "I am very much for letting kids decide when and what flavor of puberty they want. It's a big, life-altering change. All options should be carefully considered." @skyler_carter04 I haven't looked at any footage? """Why do girls get the cool puberty?"" - my poor trans girl brain when I was like 11" "In some ways I didn't know I was trans growing up, and in other ways I absolutely did. But I know one thing for absolute certain: If my parents would've asked me which puberty I wanted, I would've said the girl one without hesitation. I have distinct memories of feeling cheated" WAIT THERE'S A NEW POKEMON SNAP??? :O :O :O @OzmaRacc EXACTLY how I feel lol @Trancister HEALING IS SO CRAZY "@NoraQRosa I only had to tell my mom as my dad passed away when I was 14. It was definitely hard. Could've gone a lot worse, thankfully. There's really never going to be a time when you fully feel ready. Just gotta rip that bandaid off." "@HaileyAdamsXXX Unf, I can't wait to feel that 😍" @MarcyKingUltra I didn't know you were so cute omg! @stackedbimbo YES THAT SOUNDS SO FUN @KatieAngelWitch @critical_kitcat @YourBoswell The things Spielberg can do with a completely free camera is fucking ART. I really wish this kind of performance animation financially made sense to keep doing because the results are truly unique and justify the concept of motion capture more than any other movie. @critical_kitcat @YourBoswell So tragically underrated. Literally has one of my favorite sequences in I think all of film? The dam chase scene doesn't get enough love. Way too many people slept on this movie. i'm here to sit on faces and chew bubble gum @aNerdskull (this is blink and you'll miss it of a coming out tweet :P) @QuestForTori *hugs hugs!* @HaileyAdamsXXX *holds* @QuestForTori I am SO THANKFUL I happened to watch that episode of Errant Signal. I got an awesome friend out of it! @gayforgrils I love that phrasing. It's so true. I'm afraid of a lot of stuff. But sometimes there's just no way to avoid the scary shit and you just... find that courage somewhere. It creates itself somehow. "Recently had a member of my queer family tell me I'm braver than her for getting a vaginoplasty. And maybe there's some truth to that? But I gotta say 6+ months later and it doesn't seem like it was that bad, but I'm forced to admit that's probably due to my perspective." The weird thing about all the courage you need to transition and get through all the big milestones of transition is by the time you're on the other side it seems inevitable that you would've made it there. @KatieAngelWitch That's fair :/ @anarchopupgirl 2016 was a good year to come out @KatieAngelWitch Meanwhile I blew the doors off my closet almost immediately lol @anarchopupgirl I saw that other reply lol Did you mean February 2017 or 2016? (for context I began transitioning September 2016 and started taking HRT and feeling like myself June 2017) "You've heard pf ""pre-transition me feels like he was a different person,"" now get ready for ""early transition me feels like it happened 15 years ago""" @chaophagy Personally I'm glad they did @aNerdskull @lisaquestions @ZJemptv I'm overjoyed they want nothing to do with me then lol @neolibreplygirl but now it's an even cuter mental image picturing you two in the accurate roles there lol @neolibreplygirl Listen you both exert specific energies that made me think the answer was hilariously obvious @neolibreplygirl @peaktransit dammit i guessed wrong too "@neolibreplygirl oh the first one, no question" "@aNerdskull @lisaquestions @ZJemptv The name sounds so familiar to me to the point I worried maybe I was following them? Dunno if I ever was but they have me blocked so, 🤷‍♀️" "@Canageek Supposedly YouTube was detecting if you were talking about it and doing something not great? Not sure if it was full on demonetizing but the Grumps just wanted to avoid calling it that. And like, they can't not talk about it so they had to find something else to call it." Do you think at this point at least one of the Backstreet Boys is aware of the fact that Game Grumps have been calling covid-19 the Backstreet Boys Tour for months now Turns out Mommy is VERY GOOD at making her little feel better 🥰 @AsterQuasi I believe it weakens your bones? And I think other issues too. @StebMcDreb aaaaaaaa babe I love youuuuuu!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "TO BE FAIR I'll need this basically my entire life, and without my balls if I ever stop I'd be lacking ANY hormones which is not safe, so like, there's logic there. But damn he's cool." One of the many reasons I love my endocrinologist is I just found out I have 99 refills on my injectable estrogen. .@StebMcDreb is wonderful and gorgeous and I love her very much 🥰 "(Though that requires I re-download SO MUCH STUFF and I WANTED to avoid that but whatever) Sorry for rambling on and on about this. The solution is simple, but convoluted and expensive when it has no reason to be. Typing it out helps me wrap my head around this bullshit." "Honestly I'm realizing this leads me to what would have been the ideal: Having both systems fully stocked with every digital game I own, and then just swapping save files when I want to switch Switches. Which is fine, but it means buying a new SD card and I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO." I think I have a convoluted plan to deal with Nintendo's convoluted setup All saves minus ACNH I put onto the Lite MOST games I'll keep on the old Switch I'll download what I want to play onto my Lite And hopefully redundancy of game files won't matter? It's not saves after all? @RaeGun2k Holy shit that never came out? I fell off of keeping track of it because it took me so long to get my Switch but I just assumed that happened already? "I might be overthinking this. It's possible having two systems with the same game on both (again, I'm not talking about the save files, that's easy and settled) is totally fine. It's just that redundancy worries me when I finally make the switch." "What would be the problem with just... letting a user own two or more systems? Like make me jump through registration hoops or whatever, but at the end of it all it could recognize that both systems belong to the same person so it wouldn't need to format the SD card." "@RaeGun2k But like only in the sense of ""Nintendo always has some bullshit issue that's resisting tech advancements that are over a decade old"" because I don't recall them ever arbitrarily revoking access to your own save file in a game. I've never heard of ANYONE doing that." "All this should result in ACNH, both game file and saves, existing on my old Switch, and literally everything else on my Lite. Which is ridiculous given there's no goddamn reason for it to be this way, but it's less ridiculous than owning a Switch Lite I can't use." "So basically, forget everything you think you know about SD cards. If you don't want to lose any data from the Switch formatting it, pretend as though SD cards cannot be removed once they're inserted. You know that fundamental aspect of portable memory? Yeah forget all that." @OrionPax4217 It's true! HEY NINTENDO REMEMBER MEMORY CARDS WHY CAN'T THE SD CARD BE LIKE THAT THE FUCK IS THIS Okay there's a workaround. Kinda. I need a second SD card which is obnoxious. And I HAVE to copy the ENTIRE game file folder. Which means I'll need to redownload ACNH to my old Switch (and maybe delete it on the Lite just to be safe?) But that should work. Fuck. https://t.co/EXA53gxQgG "Mistress offered to buy me a new one so I guess I have a new ""cuddle safe"" stuffy so it's not all bad." "@weaponxtra Like on the one hand, I'm not a typical customer, owning two Switches. But on the other, you'd think they would like to make stuff easier for people who spend that much money." "I caught Takkun dipping her paw into my juice and shaking it everywhere, which lead to my big Yoshi stuffie getting stained D: I'm mad but at least now I don't have to stress over making sure he's pristine :/" @EntityofJustice Nice! Congrats! @Dr_GamerGirl Pokemon Home for Android. "Oh and btw, my copy of ACNH is digital, but EVEN IF I HAD A PHYSICAL COPY I'D BE IN THE SAME BOAT. That's right, Nintendo is not giving you access to your own save of Animal Crossing until they update this (which they say they will, but no time frame). For some reason." I bought Animal Crossing just a few days after it came out. Then I bought their brand new pink Switch Lite like a month later. I can't use their two newest products together because of when they came out. Why the fuck wasn't the ability to transfer saves a DAY ONE patch? "Then what? I'll have two entries for Pokemon Shield? I doubt it? Will that fuck stuff up? This isn't the save files I'm talking about so it might end up being fine, but do you see how quickly this spins into ridiculousness?" "This would all be on internal system memory which isn't ideal but should be fine in a pinch. But then, months from now when Nintendo GIVES ME ACCESS TO MY OWN ANIMAL CROSSING SAVE FILE AFTER I PAY FOR A SUBSCRIPTION, I'll transfer over ALL my game files through the PC copy trick" "But I can't just pick only certain files and leave others (like, for instance, my entire Animal Crossing island???) because again, it wipes it I could move my Pokemon Sh save to my Lite to play the new DLC there. I would also need to download the game updates & the DLC itself..." Not being able to transfer my ACNH file to my Switch Lite has so many bullshit repercussions. I played BotW recently entirely on my old Switch. Why? Because I only have the one SD card. Swapping it to a new Switch will wipe it. I can use my PC to circumvent the wipe... @dtpriebe @maritronic9k Part of that though is Hamil isn't an asshole @screamofangirl @SadPostRayne @futanarchy @NeurologNyx proggers @Tuplet I didn't think that initial tweet was from Hamil? I did it. I caught 'em all. #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/IhUhYAPX03 @SadPostRayne @futanarchy @screamofangirl @NeurologNyx I mean estrogen up the butt probably works but I mostly hear people doing it with prog "Okay! Pokemon Home is completed, now I just need to take the time to pull in every Pokemon that's in the Galar Pokedex into Shield from Home which will be time consuming but worth it for the shiny charm before the DLC hits." I got them! :3 https://t.co/LptYBSEz5s lol all of these were added at once I guess https://t.co/ArHwfbWHrB @PastelsAndDinos I'll try using the app then. Hopefully that works! And you no longer need a Living Dex for this. Just a normal complete Dex. Okay I have one of every Pokemon in Home. ... Where's my original color Magearna? "@okbillybunny I know this doesn't amount to much now, but once you're past surgery it'll feel like it all zipped by so fast" @ValnarDragoness @PastelsAndDinos I used to have an extra but I traded it for a shiny Charmander years ago :/ @futanarchy SAME AND SAME @somedumbbinch That's good 💕 @RaeGun2k I played that game for 29 years and it wasn't fun lol @okbillybunny I hope you can get it soon :/ @okbillybunny Yay! We should visit each other's islands sometime! :3 I forgot that my roommate @Sky_Is_A_Void has one I can borrow! Yay! @degeneration Well I'd love to show you sometime gosh! :3 @PastelsAndDinos BEAUTIFUL OMG "aaaaaaaaa I forgot literally the only Pokemon I don't yet have is Zacian! Seriously! Out of 890 unique Pokemon I have 889!! Ugh, I hear there's a reward for having them all? Until the DLC updates the list? Can I trade mythic Pokemon on the GTS now? Because I have doubles." i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it I got 99 Pokémon but a Switch ain't one #PokemonLetsGo #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/CRV7JQkpXt Now to pull Meltan and Melmetal from I think I put them in Shield? Might be Let's Go Eevee? Gotta find them lol Oh that's a damn satisfying notification #PokémonHOME #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/3tKantWuVu @StebMcDreb Well I love you too!!! 💕💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid Well good because you definitely are! "lol it says transferring from Bank to Home will take time Which is fine and totally makes sense, but neither system is giving me a progress bar or anything. If I try to use Home it just tells me to come back later. Can I turn anything off? Not gonna risk it but this is weird." Doing the thing! No going back! https://t.co/pgL23I2XAA @RBradndenburg You get one more chance to stop filling my mentions with this shit before I block you. @RBradndenburg @ATGcast Please don't put such bullshit opinions in my mentions So it's easier to just transfer my Home save BACK to my old Switch for now. All because of fucking Animal Crossing. And thank fuck I still own both Switches. "Like right now I need to use Pokemon Home. Save is on my Lite (I moved saves before I found all this out months ago), but the download isn't. If I move the SD card it'll get wiped, so I need to store it all on my PC and do some hacky stuff to do it." "I mean I CAN use it but because downloading games isn't a simple thing out here, I want a FULL transfer between Switches where I don't have to remember what was moved and what wasn't for MONTHS while I wait for them to remember to update ACNH." "Like I don't WANT Nintendo to be predatory in their money making schemes. But like, I'm a weird collector who likes to spend money on bullshit. And way too often I just... can't I mean I can. I didn't buy all those amiibos yet (thankfully) but I bought a Switch Lite I can't use!" - Not allow BotW to contain every costume if you collect every Zelda amiibo Like they have every expectation to be selfish in really obvious ways and then I hit these walls where they're refusing my money. Nintendo is definitely a capitalist corporation that wants your money but then they do weird shit like: - Take MONTHS (and counting) to update ACNH with the ability to transfer your island to a new Switch (I gave you money for a Lite! And I'll give you more for a cloud sub!) "Anyway because I stubbornly refused to return to Pokemon Go after I got tired of it in 2016, I only just recently in the last few months got Meltan and Melmetal, so right now, at least before the DLC update, I'll have, I think the first time (there's always holes!) a complete dex" @PrissyOrcGF the hero he need This Pokemon Bank to Pokemon Home switcheroo is gonna be a bit harrowing since I'm at half power on my 3DS and have no fucking idea where the charge cable is 🙃 @KatieAngelWitch Thank you! "Okay real quick, once all my Pokemon are in Bank, which system (3DS or Switch) do I use to make the swap to Home?" "@KatieAngelWitch Yes but as far as I know, Honchkrow, Torterra, and other favorites of mine like Tyrantrum and Krookodile aren't (YET?) included in that update." I'm putting a lot of trust in Nintendo that these friends I've collected over the years won't be locked off from me forever. I have a Honchkrow and Torterra that have been a core part of my end game team for 13 years. I hope I can see them again outside the PC one day. "I always feel a little bad whenever it's time to move my Living Dex from the previous gen to the next one, leaving my trainer with only one random Pokemon. It's time to put Ultra Sun to bed." "@Kaylee07704092 That's sort of the curse of the Jedi teachings. Few can really pull them off flawlessly, but especially when they're forced to learn it all at such an old age as Luke did." @Kaelyrhn Very true! I just think it's important for folks to not conflate pacifism with non-violence like that tweet is doing. "It's an really fascinating bit of lore than when a Jedi joins the force it's always willingly. Maybe that's part of why they don't leave a body. It's still philosophically violent, but the force is easing that blow a lot." Sacrificing yourself isn't completely non-violent but that doesn't detract that much from this point. I just think it's important context to keep in mind. It's also a very Jedi thing to do. @MagsVisaggs Go back to about mid-Cretaceous and just watch the wildlife for a few million years. I'd probably visit other epochs but I'd start there. @LambChopInPamps Oh gosh I didn't read the whole tweet though! I'll still try to answer five :3 @LambChopInPamps omg I'm so inexperienced with this stuff! I have answers for some but it's mostly just wanting to explore this stuff because I haven't really yet :/ @StebMcDreb WHAT :O @JessicaCyboid Yeah I guess that makes sense but I keep getting surprised by it lol. Gonna double check I have rebill on for everyone "@JessicaCyboid I assume it's just like, the name will disappear from the list?" @PrissyOrcGF Ughhh why did OF unsubscribe me lol I get paid tomorrow so that'll be fixed Patreon and Onlyfans for me are just ways I can support my SW friends and it annoys me when it doesn't cooperate. "I dunno if Onlyfans like, lists who's subscribed to you or not but if you ever noticed I unsubscribed that's because their system is really weird and shitty and unsubscribed me without asking." "I saw the gender swapped Kirk going around and I didn't realize until now it was Shatner himself tweeting it. No, bad washed up cis actor *thwaps with newspaper*" @OzmaRacc IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGG @degeneration hi hello I have one of these pussies you speak of Now it's working again lol @PrissyOrcGF Consider: Head even emptier and tits even fuller 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF I'll have what she's having! :V "Internet is so bad today both wifi and data just won't fully load Twitter. I can't like or retweet. I'm not being rate limited, it literally just can't send those packets of info to Twitter headquarters or whatever. Not even sure this tweet will make it through." @OzmaRacc I'm so excited for you!! And uhhhhh I don't remember what happened in Undiscovered Country. Is that the one where they're in jail for a bit? I think I liked it. The only ones I still need to see are The Motion Picture and the last one I didn't mention. It wasn't on Netflix when I watched these. """What about Wrath of Khan?"" It was fine, but when I finally watched it I had already seen every iconic moment like 300 times through cultural osmosis. Also Search for Spock was way better than I was expecting." Me before seeing Star Trek IV: Wow that sounds positively awful Me after seeing Star Trek IV: This is without question my favorite Star Trek movie and I'll defend it with my life @stackedbimbo IT'S SO GOOD @stackedbimbo look we all would @elysianechoes @MadameMoonsugar implying I can top to save my life :P @nyaakat Yes let's!!! @stackedbimbo omw "@moth_fern Well yesterday the connection was so slow the speed test error'd out every time so don't get the wrong impression, lol. Often it's shit." "@moth_fern According to the google speed test, my latency is about 43 ms. Which means Overwatch is very lightly rubberband-y. Can't always perfectly land on platforms or round corners, but it's more a dice roll than when the connection is at its worst and it's literally impossible." The connection felt about as good as you can hope for on a satellite. And we won! "Alright if the internet feels good, let's try some Overwatch? Fingers crossed?" @VirologyCami This community has a massive problem with what I'm forced to call canceling despite that being such a loaded and complicated term. There's just no other word for it. @liddytronic @Ulexar Don't be. I'm trying to describe the general sense of all this mini eras that existed before I came along. It's half-remembered stuff but in most cases it's a person who's not around anymore. No big deal. @Ulexar yeah sometimes a lot of the time too much @ModelOmega_ There is no context beyond what I wrote. @teagirlgf It's all stuff from before my time and it's all half-remembered anyway. "(I'm not actually talking about a specific person because there's many examples of this it seems like, though there was a reason I looked at a list of Pokemon gym leader names to get the mood I was trying to convey lol)" Why do the most infamous ones pick names that work really well for a supervillian "Coming out as trans and finding what passes for the trans community online inevitably involves you learning about Gardenia or Olympia or whoever who like destroyed the last iteration of the community in the before times. It's an endless cycle. They're like stanzas, they rhyme." @RaeGun2k people try to tell me this too and I don't get it "like in both the good way and the bad way it's fucked up because i don't want to be cis it's fucked up because that's also kinda the dream if you want to survive, you know?" dude there have probably been cis people who legitimately assumed i was a cis girl bound to have happened at least a few times that's fucked up "(This is also my grading scale for like, all of media lol Why do you think Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 is my favorite Marvel movie?)" I feel very called out by Crying Breakfast Friends My secret grading scale for Steven Universe is the more an episode makes me cry the more I love it. @Sparx_x_x @FoxyShiloh HI THIS IS SUPER GAY AND ADORABLE 💕💕💕 Listening to the Steven Universe soundtrack again and omg I forgot how adorable Peace and Love on the Planet Earth is. Peridot understands notes immediately and just sees it as a really easy puzzle lol @moth_fern Yay! @lee_lei_lp I can't wait to see all this through the eyes of people I love so much 🥰 "@StebMcDreb @addamschloe When I was like, five and didn't know what ""mr"" was short for I called those ""Em-arr"" books lol" "@addamschloe The horror of Funko. Oh also, there's two more in this line and I'm not seeing anyone talk about the implications they make lol https://t.co/dpXoDWfr5v" When I dabbled in lewd art years ago I was definitely the Shortstack Junky lol "@addamschloe It's weird that this became a talking point recently. Like I know it was because of that tweet, but as a toy collector I was made aware of this freaky thing months ago when the preorders went up lol https://t.co/Bq0j4lWZCD" i thought this website loved brutalism "Really want to unlearn the programming I gained from being raised by my mom and having so little privacy. I share a room with two of my girlfriends. My computer is there. No one cares if I want to watch porn, you know? And you'd think I have no shame left but some lingers..." @StillYourGhost Sure but SU has a huge adult fanbase. So does AT and they catered to those fans. They're just being weirdly selective. @chibikonatsu I find the joke gets old really fast with him. "@chibikonatsu Same. I don't love Onion either, but he's a bit more bearable." @BoringNerdyKate I am so here for this proposed Captain Eo 2 @AnnieTheBruce I read that as Steven Universe and for a second there I thought I was gonna need to be sad lol "@AnnieTheBruce It came out around the same time I did as well, but I didn't watch it for another couple years. It's one of the best series ever made imo." @AnnieTheBruce I'd easily pay quite a bit of money for an overpriced box set tbh. @AnnieTheBruce Stranger Things too. I dunno why Sense8 is being ignored. "And say what you will about My Little Pony FiM, but at least they consistently released a season at a time on DVD until the end. Anyway as a collector I'm mad. My two favorite shows of all time are Steven Universe and Sense8, neither of which are on any kind of physical media." "I'm like, 90% certain Adventure Time had that fancy box set by now. Gravity Falls too (though different studio, I know)." "I can rip the blurays once I set up the disc drive I bought a while back, and I guess buy season 5 on Amazon digitally? Then download them? I guess? Awkward as hell." "Btw the DVD status of the series is still a huge mess. I have season one and two on region 1 DVDs, seasons one through four on Blurays that aren't region A, and season five doesn't appear to exist in ANY region. The movie is one region 1 DVD, and Future is still TBA I guess." @moth_fern Satelite. Not enough love for On the Run (the song) imo. It's short but it has some beautiful harmonizing. "Internet speed is MUCH better tonight. We were told that after going over our monthly limit we're not actually throttled, we just have lower priority. I guess maybe less folks are on tongiht?" @viragoergosum I love him? Why? Oh gosh and then there's Warp Tour! And we're doing six episodes a night so we'll get to On The Run too (my favorite song from season one)! @emuchaton an emu in her natural habitat "We're slowly making our way through showing Mistress & Jen Steven Universe each night. Made it to Lion 3 tonight (the one with Rose's video to Steven) and tomorrow we'll start with Alone Together, possibly my favorite episode of season one 💕" If Ronaldo from Steven Universe was a real person he would've been red pilled years ago and would be an obsessive Q nerd. This absolute tome arrived today lol https://t.co/efgD7cgpzw @TheCrystalStorm I believe we got ours from Etsy @stackedbimbo You know me so well 🥰💕 @stackedbimbo As a fellow girl with big baps but who needs them to be bigger: Solidarity @Canageek @okbillybunny I have two! :3 @Azure_Husky Oh gosh I'm glad it only takes 24 hours! "@Lycanthropology It's this stuff they use to like, stop bleeding and help with healing. Makes the flesh look kinda gray initially, though." "So I wasn't able to check out my vag until we got home (not like my surgeon brought a mirror in to show me) and hoo boy silver nitrate sure makes things a bit rough looking at first, huh? I have no doubt it'll clear up in time, but I was kinda surprised lol" @IcyWitch35 @NewGenderWhoDis I'm getting the highest rated attachment on Amazon and I think Emma did too lol @RaeGun2k @ExistentialEnso @okbillybunny @TrexPushups Well I guess I gotta show a picture of my baby Takkun then! Here she is snuggling Mistress 🥰 https://t.co/UwqVvspUO5 @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH I'M GONNA BUY ONE SOON TOO "@okbillybunny Off the top of my head, @TrexPushups, @ExistentialEnso, and I all own torties too :3" @okbillybunny What is it with trans girls owning tortoise shells lol @MadameMoonsugar Yeah that usually works for me! :3c @maegodhavemercy *bounces* :3 @NewGenderWhoDis Hot tbh ;3 @Glopossum The most important of bucket lists @LewdestLeggy GLADLY 😍💦 @The_Beebles She's my main fursona specifically because that animal is absolutely perfect for me lol @LewdestLeggy Having some extremely Gay Thoughts looking at these tbh 🥵 "@EmilyVivant Oh, good to know! Wouldn't have expected that reaction" @ayyy_vuh Yesssssss omg "@nyaakat never touched a game in my life, are they good" @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you and I'm here if you need me 💕💕💕 @neolibreplygirl Oh Still really gay tho proud of u @neolibreplygirl You take tae kwon do classes? That's really cool! Also that story is super gay! :D "@penelope_zone Nah, think of it as a celebration! :3" @BuniFaye oh gosh thank you >.< @PrissyOrcGF I mean is it inaccurate @Bieeanshee Omg congrats girl! @PrissyOrcGF FUCK. YES. "@NotYourIngenue Gaining does seem unlikely, but what I'm thinking is I didn't actually find the full depth because I got the angle wrong." @TheQueenSeKa Hopefully that applies to me! @caraesten Yeah I'm talking about the green one (third one). Even just getting to the second dot would be ideal. "Does this align with what other post-op girls have noticed? I won't force it past where it wants to go, but nearly doubling my depth would be nice lol" "So during my appointment today my surgeon wondered what dot I could make it to on my dilator. I told her the first one, and while she didn't seem worried she reminded me that my vag was designed to go to the 5th dot and that I may be getting the angle wrong?" @AlexisVeilled brains only good for giggly gay sex 😍😍😍 "Silver nitrate stung a bit and still does, but I'm just basking in the wonderful feeling of knowing I'm now way closer to being fully healed :3" @Vangelus Omg omg one of only two Joe characters I care about and he's PERFECT Post-op visit went really well! Bit of skin that was on its way out is now clipped off. There was blood but very little pain. I feel so much better 🥰🥰🥰 @AlexisVeilled hhggghnnggg that'd be so good aaaaaa >//////< @AlexisVeilled MOOD """The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again.""" @MadameMoonsugar oh gosh oh gosh thank you >/////< 💕💕💕💕 @tinybird420 Fucking beautiful gosh @transgirlinSEA https://t.co/imAeVd0cT7 @futanarchy hh h*ck 😳🥺 @okbillybunny Sometimes the trade-off is necessary lol @OzmaRacc @raethedoe FUCK YES @Flea That's so awesome omg! @PrissyOrcGF The dream 🥰 @masaki84 Thank you! 🥰 @caraesten Right??? I was starting to forget what good news felt like @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh >.> 💕 @PrissyOrcGF OMG I RECOGNIZE THIS ARTIST They did a dick girl comic YEARS ago that I loved as an egg lol @PrissyOrcGF The one on the left is uhhhhhh really cute too 👀👀👀👀🥵 @tf_fic It's cute 💕 @Kate_Bunni 🥰🥰🥰 guess what I'm cute ✨ https://t.co/f3OHrAmWD4 @Emmy_Zje Mood lol @MadameMoonsugar goshhhhhh 😍 @ManjiButt YES Didn't see this coming but I'm so unbelievably relieved 💕 @PrissyOrcGF omg that mood is too powerful @vexwerewolf I'm so fucking relieved @banalexistence A Pokemon 💕 https://t.co/0LOpbeDJWu @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry Adorable 💕 @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry *every year lol @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry Now I just have fun reminding her every day because I know she forgets since I nearly do "@VirologyCami @Tricliniangry Yep, before we even met I think? Or at the very least we didn't plan it that way lol" @excogs ur a cutie @Tricliniangry WHAT IS TIME @NewGenderWhoDis I'll get the strap Hey @Tricliniangry we've been on titty skittles for 3 whole years wtf Oh goddammit I missed my 3 year HRTversary by 43 minutes! >.> Time sure does fly 🥰 "Just gotta focus on the positives. It probably won't hurt, and it'll make me feel SO MUCH BETTER about my vag." @ManjiButt @Empress_Trixana I mean I think she was joking but the act of charity itself is political so even a hypothetical charity can't really be suggested. Gonna be going to this appointment tomorrow. They called ahead and said I can't bring anyone in with me due to covid and now I'm even more nervous than I already was. It's gonna be fine but I always feel safer with Mistress :/ @stackedbimbo I'm willing to help with said research for science It would make my entire year if Ted Cruz would name EVEN JUST ONE charity he thinks is nonpolitical https://t.co/1QhEPm55wW @abdlstella AWWWWWW CUTE BAB 💕💕💕 @NeurologNyx huge if true @NikatinePrime Without question the most feelings a comic on Twitter has ever made me feel @sillygaymiria Forever a mood "@ArtifexH Yep. Drawing to start drawing more than ""never""" @vexwerewolf Hey same lol @MOOMANiBE @MoomArts I was already following! My bad lol @MOOMANiBE Well I didn't know you drew either so now we're even 💕 @MOOMANiBE Most people don't because I almost never draw due to the depression and whatnot lol If any furry artists wanna doodle Lara you have my permission to surprise me with much better art than I can muster lol "I might still play with the proportions a bit, but for now I'm finally proud of the way she looks 🥰" "Lara's a somewhat frustrating design because she has ears, hair, antlers, and glasses all crammed together at the top of her head. This redesign was an attempt to keep things are simple as possible." @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/eexG7R926a "@MaiaFranklyn Lara's my bottom heavy girl, but yes I did restrain myself from giving her an even bigger butt >.> If you want big tits stay tuned for my Salazzle sona lol" Tomorrow I'll attempt finally nailing down my Salazzle sona "The hooves are like, 85% I just want to have hooves in my eventual fursuit lol" @ParchmentScroll This was me trying to hold back from giving her even more birthin-y hips lol I felt that my fursona Lara needed hooves and hair so I updated her look I never really figured out what to do with her hands tho https://t.co/1d0flyVK1K @stackedbimbo i mean sure if you're out of tweets and all @mode_view LOVE THESE @ResHound You're a zoomer "the generations go cool, then embarrassing, then cool, etc boomers: embarrassing gen x: cool millennials: embarrassing zoomers: cool" @maegodhavemercy That could work... "Pen is acting really weird and it does need a driver update, but the internet is so bad it can't download it RIP :/" "Fuuuuuck I forgot about this problem. I really want one of my pen buttons to be the alt key so I can quickly eyedrop colors, BUT THAT'S THE ONLY KEY YOU CAN'T USE FOR THE KEYSTROKE SETTING WHY ALT + ANY OTHER KEY WORKS" @moth_fern When I make more I'll be posting it here tho @moth_fern No because I haven't made any in years So I need to figure out which 4 - 8 shortcuts I want on the buttons on my tablet. And that just takes trial and error while doodling. "Most of the headache here is figuring out which shortcuts I use in Photoshop the most. I have the key combos memorized for a lot of the important ones (undo, redo, select all, new layer, etc) but there's really no setup I can do here that makes the keyboard usable while I draw." @CateSpice How so? "Fuck it, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally set this thing up, calibrate it, whatever, where all the buttons do what I want and I can just start drawing finally. https://t.co/t5BMX9b1Tr" The last few panels of that comic though... It's every artist's dream to affect people this deeply with your craft. I'm speechless trying to talk about how powerful it is. What's so frustrating about this is most days I'm glad I don't have kids. But there's this primal need I sometimes feel. It feels silly to say but I know I'm not alone in this feeling. And there's grief there that I'm still processing. "I really didn't think I would need to, but I did some grieving after my surgery. Because if HRT hadn't done it already, getting an orchi definitely made it so I can never have kids. And I didn't save any sperm (couldn't afford it) and I don't really date cis girls, so..." @NewGenderWhoDis @gaymoomin I don't think it's possible to read this without crying @AnxietySong This whole thread is a mood :/ "@Esper_Lily Weekly, which I was told wasn't supposed to come with that feeling of lower E right before an injection but sometimes (thankfully not all the time) it does." @HaileyAdamsXXX I love you too *huuuuugs* 💕💕💕 Estrogen injection days are weird because I never know if I'm gonna wake up and be super emotional until I get poked. Today was one of those days lol @SparkiFox I mean that's certainly how I feel! Thank you 💕 @Sparx_x_x goals 😍 "@GwenStarlight I wouldn't say it's always predatory. And I think the reality of queer time makes it really difficult to make rules that apply to all cases without hurting people. But yeah, I worry about this stuff too :/" "@Liophora THAT WAS A BIG SELLING POINT FOR ME TOO I still want to go to one one day, but I just won't get my heart set on going to a room party. Again, I probably would feel awkward. Trying to keep that in mind :/" @MaiaFranklyn I used to drive. I'm lucky enough to never need to again. Hated that shit. You aren't missing much. It's that delicate dance of trying to explain how detached I am from my actual age and not wanting to sound creepy about it. Queer time is real. I hope most folks understand that. Found out recently that all those legendary room parties at furry conventions are for the most part only for 20-somethings. And you know what? I probably would feel awkward as hell in one of those. But it's another example of me feeling like a decade was robbed from me. "@recursive @AgainChloe I do often try to embrace queer time. I'm on an uncommonly ""off"" day today. But sometimes I see younger queers getting REALLY touchy about age and it makes me really worried." @weedlewobble If you don't like it please don't make jokes about it around me. "To clarify: I don't care if you're in your 20's. It doesn't bother me at all, and a lot of my friends on here are. I just worry that sometimes folks care that I'm in my 30's. There's a deep terror there." @weedlewobble i'm sorry but i'm having trouble thinking of something more dreadful and terrifying than that why do people joke about this it's not funny "yeah internet here is not, in fact, better than the old place :/ https://t.co/PpiWcbFyh9" "But I don't feel 33. And sometimes there's this invisible, enforced barrier between me and adults younger than me. And it scares me so much." I don't want people to fret too much. I'm just having a rough day. I've been terrified of aging my entire life. I've said the 30's are the best decade in part because for me it's been the first decade where I've gotten to live as myself. @sidhra I highly doubt that as I know people my age who are blessed with that attitude. I've been terrified of aging my entire life. This isn't something you grow out of. "I don't recommend being 30+ if you can help it. People at the age you were at what feels like just a few years ago will despise you. People a few years older than you will mock you for trying to process getting older (""You're not old!"") You just can't win and only gets worse." @innesmck @ExpiredPopsicle Yeah I kinda don't like that my tweets from the perspective of an American are getting so much attention. I really shouldn't be the primary source of this news for anyone. @Madem_Reisz I've been fucking TERRIFIED of growing up my entire fucking life. I didn't get to. I woke up as a 30-year-old woman and I guess it's my fault for being old. "I'm in a mood today so if you want to argue this point, please find someone else to do it with." @VoicesOfViolet No we fucking don't. @KvetchinQueen I won't be able to describe it better than what Google offers when you search it. It's not punching down because it's not like zoomers have it better than us. But it's without question absolutely NOT punching up. "When millennials dunk on boomers, it's punching up (or at the very least, an attempt to punch up). When zoomers dunk on millennials it's... not that." @autotectonic god I hope so "@BladesQueer Yeah. Came back overwhelming in favor of trans rights, so of course they're ignoring it and looking to add new laws regarding bathrooms too." I don't live in the UK. I'm mainly just worried about my friends and loved ones over there :/ "@stackedbimbo Knowing that adds important context, honestly. Even more frustrating." Exactly. https://t.co/FXIxNOjrJN """All these people voted for what's in their best interest. This is clearly cheating"" - a ""democracy""" @PrissyOrcGF Mood "They're trying to say trans people skewed the vote in the UK when we're a tiny minority but even if we weren't: THAT'S LITERALLY DEMOCRACY. MORE PEOPLE VOTED FOR THE THING SO THE THING WINS. ""We didn't get the results we wanted so clearly this didn't work""" @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX h*ck >/////> "@okbillybunny in my very biased opinion, gay is much more fun anyway~" @JimSterling Yes but when that happens we'll either be dead or extremely old while both those generations still hate us. I don't understand how anyone could find pleasure in this. @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch hhhggghhhg >//////< 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch oh gosh that sounds... wow >////> @LilFluffClouds I endorse this idea "@stackedbimbo Face it girl, you're pretty 💕" @stackedbimbo Implying you aren't already??? 😍 @okbillybunny Oh gosh happy late birthday! I hope it was a good one! 🥰💕 @okbillybunny Oh gosh 😍 @GenderBanana I mean the stands are clear plastic. They probably know what they're doing with that. @PwtyPrncss Heck yeah! Congrats!! @OutcastToad Where is this option? "Vote to leave EU with no plan whatsoever: That won the vote, so doing that, still no plan Vote to protect trans people's rights: That won the vote, so not doing that Am I getting this right?" "@ArtifexH @CaseyExplosion Yes, because her DPS is garbage, know your role! >:P" @JessicaCyboid Well Echo's still a better design :P @ArtifexH @CaseyExplosion My favorite healer! Internet's so bad right now chrome just refuses to open gmail "@CaseyExplosion Not yet unfortunately! Hopefully soon, though! The only tank they've made so far is DVa and they didn't even include her mech. Seems like they're taking their time with larger figures." "@JessicaCyboid There's early artwork of Echo from before OW came out and it's been a known possible hero design for years now. I wonder if this other robot was a case of ""Well, if Blizzard isn't going to use this design...""?" @JessicaCyboid I mean aesthetically I prefer Echo >.> "@vexwerewolf Can I see this ""no reason"" you speak of when it's finished? >.>" I really hope the Figma Overwatch line makes it to Echo before interest in the brand dries up. They're by far the best OW toys out there and Echo is just SUCH a good design. https://t.co/SQYfnpwJhc "Well, either the internet has been shit today due to shitty weather, or we already hit our monthly limit and now it's just as bad as it was at the previous place after we went over our limit :/" @stackedbimbo Right between the horns! @polyheartmony Of course! Sexy as hell 😍 @Katabassist @polyheartmony heck >.> @maegodhavemercy lol the same happened to me Girl clothes are just more fun! @polyheartmony oh gosh goals >.< @nataliereed84 @RaeGun2k That was me for nearly a decade before coming out lol @CaptainDelver It cannot go into Sw/Sh as far as I know? That's the whole problem. Sending it to Home is a one-way road until they added more 'Mons to the Pokedex. Being able to finally put fused Pokemon in the PC means I need to dust off my plan to get a bunch of extra legendaries from BW. Or maybe trade a few Mythic Pokemon for them? Are they letting you trade those now? I have extras for exactly this kind of thing. Okay I think I'll spend tomorrow sorting out my Pokemon collection. I want to get them all to Home before the new DLC hits. Really it's mostly just going to involve evolving my shiny Krokorok to Krookodile since I won't be able to touch them again until they're added to the 'Dex @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh >/////< "now you might say, ""Kat I thought you said you wanted breast implants"" and that's correct" @screamofangirl When I'm in a sharing mood I usually post it here~: @NSalamanderFW i am a PROUD SLUT with BIG NATURAL MILKERS @PrissyOrcGF gooooooals 😍 @futanarchy Blondes have more fun! It's just science! "@PrissyOrcGF this, um, this view is uh, hhhhghhhf 🥺" @neolibreplygirl i hear the boys are back in town @JessicaCyboid Fuck they hit the US and then the UK like a day later. Happy Pride :/ Did more rolling back of trans rights happen in the UK too? I see a lot of friends over there reacting to something. @TheCrystalStorm Happy birthday! :3 "@ExistentialEnso I still feel nervous even talking about it because yeah there's a lot wrong with Biden but I'm scared for myself and my trans siblings. Given our broken-ass two party system, he needs to win." @sistawendy That's awesome! @Madem_Reisz okay zoomer @Esper_Lily Hopefully not! "@Esper_Lily Nobody knows for certain yet, but given the size of the disc slot, probably?" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX I guess we have to massage each other's tits now~ "@HaileyAdamsXXX I was able to very briefly earlier in my transition, but whatever hormone balance was doing it seems to have adjusted." @shadow I very briefly did earlier in my transition! Not sure how to make it happen again tho @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh baaaaaabe yes plz!!! 🥺 @MaterClaritas Damn this is a good one too @nyaakat THAT ONE'S PRETTY GOOD TOO @litterboxhex @seventoes GOD this is a mood now am I biased because I have a lactation fetish? yes is there a better word for tits than milkers I submit to you there is not @NikatinePrime @PrissyOrcGF LOVE IT OMG @arancaytar What a useless option lol An option that makes her default to gliding unless I press the space bar during it would be really nice @NikatinePrime @PrissyOrcGF Godddd I need that shirt too >.> @arancaytar OH maybe it's an option that makes it so I still need to press space but I don't need hold it? Gotta test this @arancaytar My ideal would be I don't have to hold space and any time she's falling she automatically glides. I'm holding space for like most of the match and it's annoy lol. That option sounds like it would do that but I guess not @vexwerewolf woah woah woah you're 7 inches taller than me? 👀👀🥺 @PrissyOrcGF Might I also suggest this design from @NikatinePrime: https://t.co/LAYnQB4Lio "@arancaytar Yeah I figured it worked like Mercy, but whether that option is on or off I have to press the space key to glide. It doesn't seem to do anything." @MelanieMoore Hi there! Didn't we use to be mutuals? Either way glad to be mutuals now 💕 "(also she's literally me, i'm robot girl)" And she's really fun to play too! From a purely aesthetic standpoint I think Echo is my favorite character they've added since launch. "The ""hold for flight"" option for Echo doesn't appear to do anything?" @RajelAran SAME Anyway I really really wanna play Echo or Junkrat or Tracer or maybe finally get good at Ashe but the dps queue sure is a queue right now "blizzard and i have this arrangement where they ""make a game"" and i ""play it for the rest of my natural life long past when it's cool""" very very rusty tho happy to report i'm still overwatch trash @NewGenderWhoDis omg omg 😍 Overwatch is still a tiiiiiiny bit rubberband-y but it's a fraction as bad as it was in the old place. I can't blame those last two losses on the connection lol GUESS I'M AN ECHO MAIN NOW https://t.co/teUJJmSVPQ "I haven't kept up with Overwatch lootbox stuff for like, easily over a year now but on characters like Tracer and DVa I've only missed two things each lol" "@Vangelus Better than I feared, much worse than the jet version that happened to arrive in the same pile of loot shipment for me lol" "@deathpigeon they'll spell out ""pssix"" on the side" @Lyneriaa Switch Lite comes in pink! @ArtifexH same lol The PS5 looks like a V because Roman numerals I just put that together I really should get around to playing Horizon Zero Dawn. Because this new one looks really good. Pragmata looks extremely cool Resident Evil VIII: Castlevania I want to go back just six months and show this screenshot to people That's like exclusively who I have sex with lol @JennyOutrageous OMG??? 😍 @xxx24sonic hhhgh 💦 "@AnnieTheBruce I had been USB tethering earlier today until the download I was trying to complete for two days now crapped out for the third time. I was just lazy and didn't want to find an ethernet cable, but I relented finally and found one and I'm so glad I did lol" Wonder if Overwatch will work on this connection??? I AM OFFICIALLY BACK ONLINE IN A WAY I HAVEN'T BEEN IN *YEARS* Found an ethernet cable and hooked it up to my computer and the connection is like ten times faster I love this @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS 😍 @emuchaton the dream @FinalBossFemme Happy birthday! 💕 @SidraWayfarer Congrats! @sillygaymiria hell yeah @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh hell yes please do! whaaaaaaat the fuck is Bugsnax I've always wanted to try a Ratchet & Clank game and honestly Ratchette is a good reason to try Rift Apart I think. "For anyone who doesn't remember, here's the demo. This game still looks cool and I hope it wasn't canceled. https://t.co/UYRQT5IO13" "THAT'S IT, THANK YOU!!!! https://t.co/MRRrp8AiA7" Goodbye Volcano High visually looks like a game that furries designed in such an overt way and I can't believe this is basically an E3 presentation featuring this. Love it. "I'm watching Giant Bomb talk over the PS5 thing (it's how I exclusively consume ""E3"" content these days)" "@StebMcDreb Nah, it wasn't that. I'm pretty sure the game I'm thinking of never came out (yet?)" Or maybe it was you possessed the minds of different animals? I really wish I could remember more details lol "There was a game shown years ago that was supposed to be this generation but I guess will end up being the next one and all I can remember from it was you get to turn into different animals and that I was really, really impressed with the gameplay demo they had." @Hypnothulhu hhgh 👀💦 @Sparx_x_x Glad you're okay I don't really have words for what the Trump administration did today to the rights of trans people. I'm just sad and scared. @stackedbimbo @MaxZMouse IT'S TRUE FACTS @stackedbimbo YOUR SMILE IS TOO GORGEOUS IT'S ILLEGAL @stackedbimbo (also your pfp is SO CUTE omg) @stackedbimbo Love you too 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX BUT YOU THO @okbillybunny HEY UR CUTE @somedumbbinch Always *hugs* 💕 "@maegodhavemercy HOPEFULLY THAT TWEET ISN'T TOO REVEALING OR SPOILERY, SORRY" "@maegodhavemercy I CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA" "@JennyOutrageous ""Sounds like the devs who made it went through a comparable level of hell to get it out on time! Game of the Year 2020""" @SomeBWord And then relentlessly asked over and over why they chose to eat pinecones with no dressing. "...I feel like this is very much FOR privileged cishet white guys. And it sounds like it might even be teaching them some important stuff, so I'm not necessarily knocking that, but it's just literally not for me, you know?" "I admit I'm speaking as someone who's never played these games, but between hearing that the initial pitch was ""a world where only women get infected"" and seeing a bunch of men laud it for being an ""emotional assault"" that will ""force empathy""..." "@sovietblobfish It's hilarious because like, if anyone was seriously thinking of doing something to it, they can wait. And while they wait, what little power that statue had has been greatly diminished. May as well have it removed for all the good it's currently doing." @okbillybunny yes a lot "games don't have to be fun they can be hard, emotional experiences I dunno, this is still weird to read" "I'll be honest and say the premise of this world has always sounded dull as dishwater to me, so anyone trying to sell me on playing it is working at a disadvantage but damn this is depressing to read and it's supposed to be glowing praise" "as someone who already has what I can only describe as crippling amounts of empathy, I'm a bit worried for people who need to be assaulted emotionally to gain more" """relentless emotional assault"" no thank you, please stay away" is this supposed to make me want to play the game "@RiotGrrrlJemma @AstrodogeLaika Nah I'm queen bottom, this list isn't very organized :P" "@MaiaFranklyn I'm just being an ignorant asshole about all of this, sorry. I deleted the bullshit." I'm having such a shit day "@coffeeandwicca You know what? It's entirely possible I'm being owned online here, but in my defense: Poe's Law" "@ZJemptv So like, as with any media that got wildly popular, you're never going to ""get"" the popularity of it even if you watch it. But as a piece of queer media for kids, it's gonna be taught in queer studies classes for decades. Its importance can't be overstated." @tama_thatsme Yeah I mean I'm no defender of toxic masculinity. No one wins when they try to play along. @OzmaRacc Do you have a surgery date yet? @_PheebsAD Someone already did for the one I posted. You said the new version has season 5 stuff? I'd love to see @OzmaRacc Oh gosh I'd love to help~ "@_PheebsAD That one doesn't play either for me, but thank you" @OzmaRacc I WAS THE SAME WAY I even let a cutie blow me a few months before my surgery and didn't hate it lol @ThatHeckinRobin Hey! Missed you 💕 @NikatinePrime When was the last time a console had must-have titles day one? https://t.co/b74R6dq4nv @trgrrl There's a Moral Orel episode about this. @Cassie_Maybe Why Why the fuck Omg @MaiaFranklyn I've only known him from A) freaking out over the internet archive like a gross capitalist and B) calling anyone who didn't support Warren a sexist Seems like a *lovely* human being @PrissyOrcGF I *gotta fix this Stupid phone D:< @AstraLuma There are downsides but that feeling in my heart when I consider never getting them tells me I need them. @Cassie_Maybe WHAT. "@PrissyOrcGF Omg you got implants? That's awesome! Everyone's getting implants but me, I just fix this! D:<" "This. This right here, is what i fight for! This is what keeps me going & gives me inspiration. This is my guiding light. https://t.co/hfZen7c7wq" @SixoTF @fantasmavoid @ME_Counterpunch I also have one on the way assuming the world doesn't end before then and I'm facing a similar issue lol All the things we were promised technology could do for us has been hindered by capitalism. Could easily be living post-scarcity with literally all media were it not for the bullshit limits placed on tech. I can't even be assured that the download will do its fucking job when I leave I fucking HATE THIS "Not only would waking up tomorrow to find it once again gave up mid-download be frustrating because I don't get the porn I bought, to do this I need to keep my phone connected to my PC via USB so I can't take it to bed with me, and using electricity all night is kind of a waste." abolish copyrights This is so incredibly frustrating and I feel so powerless. I'd like to press a button that doesn't let the goddamn download arbitrarily stop so I can leave it on while I sleep like it's the goddamn early 00's on fucking kazaa wait'll these asshole publishers find out about libraries @ME_Counterpunch @SixoTF but where will unicron go Got to 400 MB of 4 GB and the download crapped out. Have to start over. Not convinced this'll actually work 🙃 @nyaakat Oh heck that sucks :/ *hugs hugs* @ACrimsonSun oh gosh that sounds wonderful >.> "@neolibreplygirl @VirologyCami I agree but specifically regarding the word canceled. But that confusion then makes ""cancel culture"" a loaded term that can mean a number of things." @StebMcDreb ps5 (projected): fat spyro "@liddytronic I'm similar. No disc drive on my PC and for Switch games I that never end (like Mario Maker, Animal Crossing, etc) I like to always have them available so I tend to go digital there. But otherwise I'm 100% physical." "@nyaakat @JessicaCyboid into my head, onto my glasses~" @BirdTickler Last gen all three of them were fairly understated in their appearance. I don't like the way the PS5 looks but I respect them for doing something visually unexpected. @nyaakat @JessicaCyboid that's true a very hot mental image just entered my head "In addition to living out in the sticks where internet doesn't come easily, I'm one of those weirdos who collects comic anthologies/omnibuses to fill my bookshelf with them despite being terrible at sitting down and reading them I LIKE physical media even when I really shouldn't" Emphasis on subtly of course. But it's obvious they designed the one without the disc drive first. Because to them that's the main/real/ideal PS5. Ooooooh that's why it looks like shit. They're using design aesthetics to subtly nudge you away from sticking with physical media. @JessicaCyboid was wondering in case I needed to bring eye protection when I visit :V @JessicaCyboid does she do this often Covid's been hard on everyone. Fifty Dollar Bill is now Twenty Dollar Bill. "It's a sad day. No longer can we call Mew ""Fifty Dollar Bill""" @liddytronic @sqwrrkpon It's... the exact opposite of messed up? @liddytronic As a big tiddy Salazzle myself I gotta say yes please @liddytronic RIGHT???? @liddytronic It's this amazing art and has been for months lol https://t.co/3NhIoZMY3S @maiasturbation fdgjhfkdhgjkdsghjkdghdjkg c-can't wait until you won't have to simulate it anymore >.> @VirologyCami Didn't want to. Monopolies are bad for capitalism but that doesn't mean I enjoy downloading a new program to play games. "@Sublimenol @OneStrawShort True! They've been gone from the game for so long, I figure a return has to be around the corner." @maiasturbation fgdhgdjgdgjdgkd w-wait really? >.< @NewGenderWhoDis *BOUNCES* I'M SO EXCITE THO @NewGenderWhoDis IT IS BUT IT MIGHT TAKE DAYS TO DOWNLOAD IT ALL LOL "Finally downloading porn I bought MONTHS ago because my PC finally has internet and no I'm not interested in keeping porn videos on my phone. I'm not like, morally opposed to it (my background has tiddies), it just bugs me doing it that way lol." @LeafTilde Not only is she not real she's in a game series that prides itself on player choice. Femshep isn't real either but I'm allowed to make her gay. She's as equally not me as Tali is. @SomeBWord can this include boob jobs please My team without fail consists of: - Tali - The other one varies - But it must have Tali - I'm very gay for Tali why can't Tali be gay for me I've wanted this since before I knew I was a woman yet was still playing femshep because of course I was @AstraLuma That would be awesome if you could! Gosh! @deathpigeon I haven't watched it yet but I want to! At this point I'll probably watch it with Mistress and Jen. "I played the first one and a good chunk of the second one YEARS ago on Steam and it was years after the trilogy was finished. I knew ME3 wasn't great, but I also knew I didn't want to use Origin, so I've been avoiding it all these years lol" oh my god I can actually finish the Mass Effect trilogy now legit never thought I'd be able to say that @friend2allcats Same. (If anyone has any ideas on how to download that I'm all ears) "Ugh, I went back years in my favorites to find the video that now makes me wanna happy cry when I hear Giant Woman, but it's been blocked in the US for copyright bullshit. If it plays for you, and I have the right video, this one's worth watching. https://t.co/ejKKFUUKYQ" Is see you turn into~ But seriously we made it past Giant Woman last night and I TEARED UP WHEN OPAL SANG THE SONG BACK TO STEVEN AND IT'S NOT EVEN A SAD SONG THIS IS GONNA BE FUN LOL https://t.co/GSLrr43uCv I'm working on showing Steven Universe to my polycule triad for two reasons: - It's my favorite animated show - I want to be able to sing/listen to the Steven Universe movie soundtrack around them without spoiling anything @OneStrawShort It would be so funny and yet so fitting for Innistrad to get invaded by Phyrexia mere years after surviving the Eldrazi lol. Though Phyrexians famously can't planeswalk so that's probably not it. "@OneStrawShort No, I understand where the first card came from. We're clearly revisiting the plane in M21 for at least one of the cards (like how most core sets revisit planes in a couple cards), and I'm wondering if there's significance to these folks in red but I guess not?" @OneStrawShort Woah woah woah what's going down on Innistrad? Is this just leftover Eldrazi ideas? Because it looks Phyrexian-ish. Please tell me it's Phyrexian. @viragoergosum I already have that Brachiosaur BUT I COULD ALWAYS USE TWOOOOOO "@IcyWitch35 With :P And I love the Switch, but its appearance is more ""We put the smallest controllers we could reasonably make on either side of a tablet."" It's a great example of function over form. It doesn't look BAD, but it I don't find it eye-catching personally." Oh wait no the GameCube came out after that didn't it 🤔 @AmyRootSystem That's a contender I'll admit "The last console that actually looked good was the Dreamcast, fite me (but ultimately the shape of the box is almost entirely inconsequential)" (And yeah I'm talking about the actual console shape/appearance if that wasn't obvious) The last couple Playstations have looked remarkably boring so at least they're trying something weird. I can respect that. My PS5 take: It looks horrible but I don't particularly care (and yes I do plan to get one). "@moth_fern The songs were all written and most of them performed by David Bowie! I dunno if the score was done by him, though? Regardless the whole thing is wonderful." Solved https://t.co/flHiJZOMKU @desert_daisie Spell check dictionary failed to download! That'll do it. Just need to make sure that downloads. Thank you! @viragoergosum Yep the minute I read your tweet I remembered lol That's awesome @moth_fern Is there another one? lol @viragoergosum dsjfghdfjkgdkh IS THAT A LINE IN THE MOVIE? I FORGOT OMG "@moth_fern I'm not literate enough in music to describe my tastes in genres, really. Right now I am listening to the Labyrinth soundtrack tho" @Notactuallysmol Yeah it nearly broke me. Unrelated but: CUTE BAB FACE IS CUTE I LOVE YOUR PFP @TheCatMom They appear from 9pm to 4am (and they DISAPPEAR at 4am if you don't grab them) in the direction you're looking. The exact rate hasn't been figured out I don't think? But if you're doing it this way instead of killing Lynels for them it's a lot of waiting around. "@desert_daisie It's already on. ""Autocorrect misspelled words"" is also on and I've NEVER seen it do that on Chrome so I'm thinking this might be a Chrome issue?" I haven't had access to my music in MONTHS. I missed this 🥰 @TheCatMom To get star fragments. A lot of the armor (and all of the amiibo armor) needs that ingredient to be upgraded. @desert_daisie Oooh that might be the problem then? I guess I just assumed it was Chrome that was taking care of that for me but technically I don't know for sure. Is this is a recent problem? Well known? Is there a fix yet? I rely on it HEAVILY lol @CateSpice I SAVESCUM ALL THE TIME AND I STILL NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT THANK YOU!!! 💕💕💕💕 "@taliamayplays I appreciate the suggestion, but, https://t.co/Ayx08YIf1U" "@DipshitG @Screamy_Dreamy Yes but in the case of cis men realizing they were wrong after having a daughter, it should be a story they keep to themselves. They almost always say it as a point of pride. That needs to stop because it's scummy and embarassing on multiple levels." @mediumbigboss I would if I didn't also really really really want the toys they come attached to lol "I do eventually want to switch back to Firefox but the spoons required to commit to that will likely mean I'll be waiting until the literal day Google impliments their whole ""adblock behind a paywall"" scheme (assuming they're still doing that?)" So I haven't used my PC in months and I need a hand: Chrome is not doing the spellcheck underline thing while I type out tweets and I seem to be on the latest version? @futanarchy They're good boobs! "I also have the armor sets for both Ocarina and LoZ Link. I do eventually want a complete set of Zelda amiibos and I want to upgrade all the armor they come with, but that will likely take months so that's a lower priority for now lol" "BotW update: Every armor set included in the base game plus DLC armor obtained, though I think I'm missing no more than two more pieces of armor that aren't part of sets. They're all also almost upgraded. All that's left is to sit and watch for shooting stars 🌠" Of course not! ... Tearing it down should be more than sufficient. Renaming it would hardly accomplish much. I GOT TWITTER TO LOAD MMMM FEEL THAT CLACKITY CLACK OF MY KEY BOARD 🥰🥰🥰 "Proper internet wired to my computer is still forthcoming, but we got it to tether to my phone which means this is the first time I've been able to use my PC in months. Twitter is refusing to load though lol" @SixArmedSweater hi im lizbian @HaileyAdamsXXX One day~ @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgghhdd I'm blushing! >.< @HaileyAdamsXXX You really turn me on! >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX YES PLZ 🥺🥵 @somedumbbinch 🥺🥺🥺 @NewGenderWhoDis I'm so hecking happy for you!!! 💕💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch yse 👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch wow gay~ @somedumbbinch hhgh 👀👀👀👀 @somedumbbinch plz 🥺💕 @blaze_casual Yes @Kate_Bunni Hopefully!!! That's definitely the next big transition thing I wanna shoot for. Not gonna delay on that anymore than I need to. I really want bigger baps holy shit @MOOMANiBE WHO IS SHE "Yes that would be my porn Tumblr I haven't used in years, so that's probably why https://t.co/IzGgWfhX0c" @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh I'm jealous but sooooo goddamn happy for you babe!!! @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh are you actually talking to a surgeon? Gonna get tiddy upgrades??? @PrissyOrcGF This permit checks out @SatanaKennedy @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh 🥵 @tf_fic Oh that sounds delicious! @liddytronic Very expensive hence why I rarely eat hot dogs lol @PrissyOrcGF THEY'RE SO GOOD @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you so much 💕💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Thank you love! 😭💕 @LeafTilde Thank you 😭💕 "My vag is basically completely functional with a weird asterisk. Like I don't feel comfortable having fun with it with others without explaining what's going on down there. Looking to remove said asterisk on Monday though, so that's a big deal." @liddytronic Yeah I prefer Hebrew National dogs and they do that! That's exactly what I was picturing lol "Scared it'll hurt and scared of covid, mainly. But this might be the only window I get before covy gets worse 🤷‍♀️" "I'm not really sure it can reasonably be called a revision since it's just my surgeon snipping a bit of skin that would've fallen off on its own, but I'm seeing my surgeon for that on Monday and I'm equal parts relieved and scared lol" @AngryGayRobot Hell yeah that's good too "The ideal hot dog is at least a tiny bit crispy on the outside, not just one bland squishy texture all the way through, blegh. So ideally grilled, but even microwaved will toughen the outside a bit." "@ayyy_vuh This is such a mood. I wasn't exactly suicidal, but for the first decade of my adult life I couldn't bring myself to care about what happened to me." @liddytronic EXACTLY "My dad only ever ate them that way. I rarely eat hot dogs now, but even microwaved is better (and easier and faster) than boiled." Let's just keep them as wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men imo @InnuendoStudios Why... why would you use the pfp you do if you were a trans woman? Why are transphobes? @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhhh 💦 @Hypnothulhu truth >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh 😳😍🥺🥵 @cursedlewds 😳😳🥺 Nintendo: Rain is more realistic! Me: I'll just cling to this rock for 2 hours so I don't slip #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/His4FDricP @MadameMoonsugar We all miss you too! Couple more weeks! And we'll see you at the shearing which is even sooner 💕💕💕 "Faced with the hole Rowling had dug herself into, a new tactic is tried: ""I'll simply dig up""" @PrissyOrcGF EXCITE "@Calliethulhu *chants while jiggling* BIG MILKERS, BIG MILKERS, BIG MILKERS" "@DJDaaku @okbillybunny This is why I share this with every friend who gets a Switch. It's a lesser-known feature but it's sooooo convenient! Plus it's how I post screenshots & videos to Twitter from Switch so easily (press the capture button to take a screenshot, hold the button to take a 30 sec video)" @ScorpioUndone @okbillybunny Sure 💕 "@okbillybunny Hell yeah! You can link your Twitter account to your Switch to quickly find and friend your mutuals on there, but either way here's my friend code: https://t.co/3g4kMwWFir" "@degeneration I mean, fair, but I promise mine is even tighter :P" "@narylis Optics-wise that's a much better idea. I dunno if Disney would go for it though given how little money PatF made. That SHOULDN'T be the motivation, but it's Disney so it probably would be." This is probably the best idea Disney could hope for but it would be rather ironic to go from a ride based on a movie that was pretty racist to a ride based on a movie that's a horrible fumbling of a metaphor for racism. @degeneration Fuckin goals (and we're all really sad she had to go home for now :/) @tf_fic @transgrlinexile Cute :3 @OzmaRacc EXCITE .@MadameMoonsugar is wonderful and all of us in the polycule love her so much and I can't wait until she can move in 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF HAPP EARLY BIRF @QueenStodge Earthrise Blaster one would hope @MagsVisaggs Benadryl Slumber Party @ayyy_vuh He's still picking fights with you? Seriously? @transgrlinexile I've never heard of that happening @ArtyMaus @MukiHyena @Flailmorpho_ ggffddddhhjffhh >.> "@Tricliniangry @VirologyCami Well as a fellow occasional femboy, fuck anyone who argues there's an inherent link frankly" @VirologyCami It's because a disturbingly high number of femboys on Twitter are openly racist. But I haven't seen anyone say that these things are inherently linked. @transgrlinexile Happens to a lot of trans girls This is a really good thread that summarizes my feelings on the Harry Potter series. I had a very similar journey from super fan to growing increasingly disinterested long before we learned JKR was terrible. @litterboxhex @caraesten I don't think there's any special trick but I've never gotten laser there so I guess I wouldn't know? "@litterboxhex @caraesten For laser you can shave completely if I remember completely? If you've never shaved your junk before, I learned how from @emuchaton's instructions she made a few years ago lol" @litterboxhex @caraesten For electro try to find lidocaine cream that's like 10% lidocaine. I needed to get that from my electro person directly lol Laser is like a really quick shock that's over very quickly. Electro is a deep burning sensation. Right on your junk lol @caraesten @litterboxhex I did just electrolysis and I needed POWERFUL numbing cream lol. Everyone I've talked to that got laser for pre-surgery ended up with a non-hairy inner vag so I wouldn't sweat it if your surgeon isn't. @litterboxhex But as for tips: Numbing cream can help but I'm a wuss and I was able to bear it when I got laser on my face. @litterboxhex Laser might not be enough. Check with your surgeon to make sure. A lot of surgeons aren't convinced it's permanent and suggest doing electrolysis instead. Other surgeons are more confident that the follicle scrape they do will be enough. @KeilynLucent Doesn't seem like he has a Twitter? @AnaMardoll I unmuted and all I'm hearing is pig noises @nyaakat @Lewd_Go_Round_ Yes my thoughts are as follows 😳🥺😍🥵🥵🥵 @olivebrinker greatest crossover ever "@_PheebsAD Nah, I'm chicken too. I'm using this strategy that makes it so they never have a chance to touch me: https://t.co/HuOXub738i" Nonbinary people and intersex people can menstruate as well. I struggled with wording this thread and contributed to their erasure too. I'm sorry. @The_Beebles I'm maxing out ALL my gear :3 "@Yumi_Sparkles Implied trans woman if you know what to look for. I don't recall it ever being known canon or even popular fanon, but looking at her description in the books people are realizing she was probably a transphobic stereotype." "When I started playing I never thought I'd say the phrase ""Lynel farming"" yet here we are #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/JkPo4GXM6B" "ALSO SHE'S AN ANIMAGUS LIKE, TRANSFORMING HER BODY IS HER WHOLE THING BUT ROWLING IS SUCH AN IGNORANT BIGOT SHE NEEDS TO BE REASSURED THAT NOT EVEN A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN INTO AN INSECT CAN PASS" "And btw Rowling would still be being transphobic here even if we could go back in time and read her mind and know she completely intended Rita to simply be a cis woman with ""mannish"" features." "If Rita were a real person, perhaps she doesn't want to pass or is less binary than most cis people want to assume. But it goes without saying that, as a strawman trans woman created by a transphobe, the message from JKR is ""You are still dangerous tricksters even in my world""" "The really wild thing about one of the HP antagonists almost certainly being intentionally coded as a trans woman who does a poor job of passing is that this is a world where LITERAL MAGIC is real. But the whole ""wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl"" bullshit is a foundational bigotry for Rowling" "@rozietoez I have trouble reading any book twice, and I think she mostly showed up in the 4th book, so it's been nearly 20 years since I read it They didn't lean into this for the movie version of the character so all that's to say I forgot all about this But it was definitely intentional" @MagsVisaggs It's not so much an illusion as it is far less immutable than transphobes trying to hold it up as science try to make it sound. Sex and gender are almost always nearly interchangeable terms until someone wants to gatekeep a trans person. "Me at 12: I wish I was a girl Me at 18: I wish I was trans Me at 29: Oh I'm trans, aren't I? I always knew, and yet I didn't know until I was almost 30 🤷‍♀️" "@ThoughtSlime I usually say that it's a poor political cartoonist who needs to label everything to be understood, but in this case you know maybe a bit more text contextualizing wtf this is could help...?" "12, then 18, then 29." "@abrokentweeter I mean I'm pretty sure Tolkien just called them ents? But I meant like in a more general sense including all kinds of fantasy media. They're definitely trees, but they're like the basic element of trees. Possibly even where trees came from. So, elementals." "@JaneFae Maybe annoyed wasn't the best wording, but I meant annoyed by the speed at which this all happens." @JaneFae I'm equal parts annoyed and excited. @mode_view They can't even be bothered to pretend to care about what we want. It's kinda funny how people defending Biden often contrasted leftist ideas/goals with reaching Black Democrats who just want to vote for establishment nominees but here's a case where you'd think those two things would overlap perfectly yet Biden still completely fumbles it. "@MOOMANiBE Depends on what you mean by ""nerve stuff""? Nerves completely awake: No, that takes 6 months at a *minimum* from what I hear. Random shooting pain from nerves waking up: I was getting that at 3 months, yeah." "Actually I'm not 100% sure it was a vein? Dicks are weird, I dunno." "It actually kinda pinches a bit when I'm dilating and it's kinda wild I'm learning new things about this equipment 6 months after the fact. Nerves waking up takes time, it turns out." Had this really unappealing vein on my scrotum and I dunno what I was expecting but anyway I have this unappealing vein on my labia now. @abrokentweeter They're elementals. @neolibreplygirl @anareplygirl I was gonna say... very out of character for you Trans men are men. This is why a lot of people are trying to change the gendered language too often used when discussing menstruation. Do not let bigots dictate the boundaries of this discussion. "TERFs are obsessed with shouting at trans women while talking over/ignoring trans men, so it's understandable that a lot of the fight gets centered around trans women, but it's imperative we don't leave our transmasc brothers and siblings behind." "It's actually kinda revealing of the lack of imagination TERFs have when they hear ""people who menstruate"" and assume it was trans women trying to exclude others from a label (ie, what they constantly do) rather than all kinds of people, cis and trans, trying to be INCLUSIVE." @StillYourGhost Yeah I was a very gullible kid and even now I'm probably way too trusting. So a really obvious joke flying over my head makes sense. Radcliffe's heart is absolutely in the right place but I just wanted to illustrate the insidious shell game that TERFs are playing here. Erasing transmascs AND establishing as a given that trans women are overly touchy. Layers of propaganda going unnoticed by cis people. "In addition to this contributing to transmasc erasure, it implicitly plays along with the TERF strawman that trans women exclusively are the ones pushing for phrases like ""people who menstruate"" to make room for *US* rather than, you know... trans men." "I don't want to downplay what Radcliffe did, but if I'm being honest what initially stood out to me was the fact that he followed JKR's lead and took what was initially about language being inclusive for trans men and only thought to say ""trans women are women.""" @ToddlerLynn I think you need more @ExistentialEnso You have every right to talk about it as much as you want. It's a lifesaving surgery your long past due for 💕 "@stackedbimbo I don't blame you, dick is pretty great" @JenApparently Have you tried the ankle flip? She still stands terribly but she stands a tiny bit better! @vexwerewolf vex did you drink half and half @ponettplus I had completely forgotten these details. That sounds like a fascinating podcast. @ZJemptv Holy shit that's awesome!! Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @sasugakirin Yep that's the plan! Everyone's enjoying it so far though! @Roodypatooti He REALLY loves Cookie Cat Finally showing Mistress and Jen Steven Universe 💕 https://t.co/fyKDV4ctje @anabellebf I have one but I'm stubbornly refusing to switch to it until Nintendo releases the update for Animal Crossing that lets you move a town to a new Switch. Currently there's no way to do that. @anabellebf No Rainbow over Zora's Domain <3 #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RXfsVui2nw @BuniFaye BLUSHING >.< @bunnarchist aaaaaaa /)///////(\ @mode_view hhggghh >.> "@HaileyAdamsXXX Nah, I don't think she's into long distance stuff. But having her as a mutual crush friend is still really good! One of the more fun parts of being gay lol" BULLSHIT D:< https://t.co/GYMJvQ33oE @PrissyOrcGF RIGHT???????? MORGAN I'M SO GAY @SomeBWord Nice! Congrats! ... my 3 year one is a week from now. We're like 6 months apart for both HRT and GRS lol Yes this is a subtweet "Me: My new pfp isn't the best, but it's probably the best pic I've had of me in months so 🤷‍♀️ A friend I have a crush on: You're so beautiful in your new pfp! Me: ...This is the best pfp I've ever had" @StebMcDreb WANNA CUDDLE U "@Calliethulhu It's the ""bay or bae"" choice writ large" @blaze_casual That's a mood You're torching your career over what amounts to a dunning kruger effect. "This isn't a riddle you're being asked to solve, Joanne. Even if you had 100 queer friends, you're being asked to seek out more perspectives. You say you've read a bunch and done all this research, but I promise you we can tell you haven't. The majority of us aren't bigoted." "Because even if that were true, even if I had many POC friends saying it's fine, I'm STILL talking over POC and that's scummy as hell. What the ever loving fuck is going through Rowling's mind I'll never understand." "I've never understood this thing privileged people do. I'll give a real easy easy example from my perspective. If someone said, hey that thing you said is kinda racist, never in my fucking life have I ever thought to say ""Well, here's this POC friend I have who says it's cool.""" "The author, whose job it is to work with words, thinks ""queer people"" means ""queer person"" https://t.co/rKERkbRg67" @renfamous What the ever loving fuck is he talking about @vexwerewolf @SlutRobo Well it's TECHNICALLY not a permaban lol @SweetBeans99 You're right when you say you're strong. I don't know many people who could deal with what you do. It's admirable as hell 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis (SERIOUSLY I'M BLUSHING HOW DARE >.<) @NewGenderWhoDis WOW gay~ @NewGenderWhoDis gosh yes plz 🥵 @stackedbimbo Jamie you're so hecking pretty!!! 😍 @brina_kitten We both got a kill :P @StebMcDreb hahaha that'd be so gay let's do it "@MaiaFranklyn unf, fill me with your savage lynel crusher~" @maegodhavemercy It's going in the trophy room lol @brina_kitten These awesome weapons and lynel guts say otherwise @AnaMardoll YUP THIS IS A MOOD @StebMcDreb OMG HELL YES BABE 😍🥵 NICE #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/vyBQ98UrzG I can beat the scary zebra ones too :3 #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mo5hZ6yG7Y "@Bussycat13 TO BE FAIR my strategy after warming him up a bit with a spin attack was just ""tank these hits with my pockets full of simmered durian"" lol" "@Roodypatooti Yep, that's one way to damage them a lot. I didn't even see that prompt when I was playing lol" @Bussycat13 Are those the stripey ones? I beat one after the one in the video. Longer fight but it wasn't too bad. "@MateDoom @SixArmedSweater I loved the idea of a line where everyone gets to be a combiner, but a lot of characters kinda suffered in the execution to make room for the combine gimmick. The Universe one is still really solid but it is starting to show its age." Huh. That was easy. #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/HRwqI5L1Wd @stackedbimbo It's just science @MateDoom @SixArmedSweater That Cyclonus looks sexy af @SixArmedSweater I have no interest in Top Gun but I love weird Transformers crossovers @SomeBWord Nice! Congrats! I had my 6 month vagiversary a few days ago 🥰 @SixArmedSweater I hope so! What's the context? >.> "@eevee Cis women don't have a monopoly on feminism. You're not speaking over anyone. And yeah, that take is pretty accurate." @cursedlewds Oh gosh do you need help holding those? @Waspshot23 Last time I tried that I broke mine RIP My replacement Cheetor will stay in robot mode forever lol @_knucklebone g-gosh 🥵 "@StebMcDreb I really hate tagging games like these please don't put me on the spot like this. Obviously I'm in support of #JusticeforGeorgesFloyd and justice for the countless other Black people murdered by police but I hate these tagging games so, so much" 2020 has been the longest 50 years of my life I can't wait for it to feel like 3 days too the sonic the hedgehog move was nearly 4 months ago that I can hold onto that's real feel like I just lived through an endless March that only just became June somehow we're nearly halfway through 2020 wtf is going on @VirologyCami @ExistentialEnso im pretty sure this is entrapment i want my lawyer "@ExistentialEnso It's uh, something else 👀" @Calliethulhu Just gotta be dommed more often sounds like 🤔 ah yes gender surgery confirmation #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/sRg6TTeyFg Oh goddess the only stuff I have left to do in BotW is beating Lynels >.> "*PETTIEST thing, stupid phone" @MaiaFranklyn OH HELL YES IT DOES https://t.co/nPsj5OWKuA "The prettiest thing I was still a little salty about in this Zelda and they thought of that, those fiends." LINK GETS HIS OWN GREEN TUNIC IN THIS GAME BUT HE HAS TO EARN IT BY BEATING EVERY SHRINE THAT'S SO COOL #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0nIL2CnJKt "@Ulexar I mean, agreed, but there's layers of obfuscating bullshit being used when bigots try to say it such simple terms. https://t.co/IfvJNkcHoZ" This is your brain on hate. To clarify: What set her off is the fact that: 1.Trans men and nonbinary people menstruate 2. More and more people are trying to use language that accounts for this fact And that to her is worth having a meltdown about how sex and queerness is being destroyed. "@linaposting Yeah basically. Whenever it is used in contrast with ""gender,"" it's usually done to harm trans people, otherwise it's interchangeable with gender." "The ""sex isn't real"" argument is a bit like asking ""have you stopped beating your wife?"" It instantly forces trans people to be on the defensive, defending something that at best doesn't make sense, and at worst then allows people to call trans women ""male women.""" "There's a much more complicated, far more interesting discussion to be had in regards to actually breaking down what ""sex"" means, and in most cases sex and gender are rather arbitrary distinctions, but in the way she means: No one is arguing sex isn't real." "No one's saying sex isn't real, Joanne." Usually when a TERF thinks they have a real zinger of a gotcha is because they've been convinced by their TERF buddies a ridiculous straw man invented out of whole cloth represents a significant portion of trans people. @HookedAesthetic Because you're a cute little girl @ArtyMaus im gay "I love this reward for so many reasons but most of all it reveals to the player that ""Korok seeds"" have probably been Korok poop this entire time." @CloneLightning https://t.co/zAzNanIuuO @ArtyMaus oh gosh 🥵🥵🥵 @PixelsRed @DantheStaples96 @vexwerewolf Literally my favorite episode I DID IT #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TnpA2WTMhq "@vexwerewolf It's also really cool that they illustrated this in a city that was basically on the ""good guys"" side. Like they could've had a story about propaganda in the Fire Nation. War is complicated and no one is immune to propaganda." @Kate_Bunni You're always welcome to reply to my stuff 💕 @Kate_Bunni That's not the message I'm trying to send out with that tweet. Please don't take it that way. "If you squint a bit I almost look topless in my new pfp, nice" @emuchaton why are femboys This is why I try to avoid memes that end in question marks. I wish I was joking. "Twitter as a platform has trouble understanding rhetorical questions. Part of that is ""lol wouldn't it be funny if I answered it"" but the result is the same as if very few people understood it was rhetorical." "@AmyDentata Me when I learned the term ""hucow""" @PrissyOrcGF Extremely goals gosh 😍 @neolibreplygirl Cute/Ditz @HaileyAdamsXXX The first one :P waifu headgear get #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/j5pxRQlkHz oh hey it's the best zelda game mask #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/o5pFcoPBdc @OrionPax4217 I already did that though I dunno what a warp medallion is? Anyway I blew up the trees again to try and start fresh. Next blood moon they'll hopefully be reset? @OrionPax4217 I can't stick apples to branches THIS IS THE FIRST TREE I'VE ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP WHILE DOING THIS I HAVE 899 SEEDS WTF Last korok seed. I blew up the far left tree earlier and it respawned with not enough apples to solve???? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EYJ0LoXLOK @Hbomberguy That's wonderful what are you talking about @AlexisVeilled gosh 🥵 @Demi_theynd I know it only takes 441 seeds to max everything out. I want to get them all 😤 "(that's 15 game hours, a couple real life weeks)" @BethBec0mesHer Using the interactive map on Zelda Dungeon At some point In the last 15 hours I checked off a Korok seed I shouldn't have on this Zelda Dungeon map 4 times Now I have to reset that map And compare it Seed by seed With my in game map 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 So agonizingly close to 900 Korok seeds! There were a few I missed elsewhere on the map but I cleared out all the ones in Hyrule Castle at least! @ThatsSoTrinda https://t.co/qDkRdf1vxF @LilBitchMadness @brina_kitten @1ightningstrike Omg this argument is adorable omg I just randomly found this #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VQQluhKyDq "... the answer is I need to start parrying Ancient lasers, isn't it?" Why are Ancient Shafts used as ingredients for both Ancient Arrows AND upgrading my Ancient Armor? I need these arrows to get these ingredients! It's remarkably difficult to stay ahead in this system. A little over 50 Korok seeds left and OH MY GOD WHY https://t.co/BVstVxuR1K And all the ones that are left are in Central Hyrule 🙃 800/900 Korok seeds! It's the final countdown! @LackingSaint I assume this is based on brands that tweeted support for the protests? @transscribe It's a joke. The group that complied this data is called PISS. @ikksnay Oh yay you have ACNH! Are we friends on Switch? "@vexwerewolf So the rule of ""one ability per turn"" still applies though? Like it has to otherwise this is just broken." @EmJay_KC @D1s4sterDr3w Makes sense "@D1s4sterDr3w I think these maps are intentionally wrong. If there's a Rainforest Cafe in Colorado, it's in Denver and nowhere else, but I'm pretty sure there isn't one and why on earth would an expensive theme restaurant outrank anything else?" @ArtemisInque @JessicaCyboid Truth! @FlorenceLaReine Oh hell yeah! Where'd they announce it? @brina_kitten Luckily someone already spoiled me on that :/ 700/900 Korok seeds 😤 @OzmaRacc Yes let's~ @OzmaRacc ULTRA GAY 💕 @OzmaRacc OMG CONGRATS OZMA! You're gonna really love having a pussy :3 @MoonPupper (I was on a walk just now and I thought that was a cute comment lol) @lambaranth You should! Beautiful view #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YQ5wigKsO8 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Katabassist YOU'RE BOTH AWESOME THO IMPORTANT UPDATE: 669/900 KOROK SEEDS @SheepChemical I had it spoiled for me but I think it's hilarious "@chloe_praxis It tracks my total collected seeds on the loading screen (and marks them on the map), and I'm checking them off here as well: https://t.co/qDkRdeJU95" @Alexis_Lubbers1 @sleepy___head Yep! He was a guest at one of the anime conventions I went to a few years ago @_PheebsAD Yup! Should get there by tomorrow or tonight if I really push myself. 666/900 Korok seeds 😈 @SueWithersDraws My wetland is VERY stable I thought I had found every stable but I'm still discovering stuff in this game #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/L6GmZktLil @goodnarratorgen @AdequateEmily I've had him blocked multiple times now but Twitter appears to unblock checkmarks @CaseyExplosion I'm one of the weirdos who enjoyed Prometheus and even I'm asking if we could please stop @Trancister THAT'S SO COOL PUSSY PALS @Trancister @MOOMANiBE Oof. Has it cleared up yet? @MOOMANiBE Huh! Cool! Thank you so much! @Trancister lol we both did @MOOMANiBE Oh heck nice! That's really good news assuming it applies to me. I feel like it must? "@transartmodel First off, congrats! Second, oh yeah. The first month is the hardest. You got this!" "She was right when she said the swelling would go down, but it's still noticably lopsided. BUT this is just more incentive to pierce my right labia to even them out lol" It's kinda funny to me that my surgeon is a self-described perfectionist and yet my left labia is still so much bigger than my right. To her credit she was visibly annoyed by it when the bandages came off. I assume sliced up flesh isn't the most cooperative medium 🤷‍♀️ "@VirologyCami did I? forgive me, I'm very gay" @HaileyAdamsXXX jjhhgggghhhh 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX 😳😍🥺🥵 @VirologyCami gosh that's pretty hot >.> @VirologyCami Hey there :3 He/him lesbian daddies are - Valid - Fairly common - Extremely hot Just fyi Oh gosh I forgot to mention this past Tuesday marked 6 months since my vaginoplasty 🥰 @CaseyExplosion listen your type is really hot @HaileyAdamsXXX goddess I'm so fucking gay @HaileyAdamsXXX Right??? Also omg looking back that role awakened some queerness in me I'm pretty sure. """You say this person is genderless yet I see titties, checkmate!""" "Actually I bet if an AMAB actor played Gozer, the fans would agree that Gozer was genderless even in this scene because no tits + maleness being seen as the default. Like how Transformers obviously being coded male are sometimes argued to be genderless because robots lol" "@EffInvictus YUP THEY TRIED REALLY HARD TO GET YOU TO UNDERSTAND GOZER HAS NO GENDER AND YET FAKE NERD BOYS WERE STILL LIKE ""BUT BOOBIES""" "There are agender actors out there of course, but none of them would have convinced whoever desperately needed to add that parenthetical to that paragraph, so I'm wondering if in their world genderless characters are just impossible to portray? That seems remarkably silly." Anyway thanks to this Extremely Normal person for making me look this up and realize I wouldn't be able to win this particular nerd debate even though I'm right in saying Gozer is not a girl. https://t.co/T3cDyDwURQ "I dunno guys I'm pretty sure the intention here was to make their gender a bit more ambiguous than ""A WOMAN PLAYED THIS CHARACTER, SO,"" https://t.co/LUIOir080k" lol someone at the Ghostbusters wiki wants you to know that the gender of the actor who played Gozer means that the agender deity was canonically female in the climax of the movie. For some reason. https://t.co/61b0WZmims "@NewGenderWhoDis ""Could you be pregnant? I wish"" That's a mood" @AylaKismet WOW fuck them "@HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh I wanted to watch that one too! I'm so sorry, love :/" @JessicaCyboid Y'ALL ARE CUTE The government is afraid of its people. Nature is healing. @Alexis_Lubbers1 @sleepy___head Yeah I met him very briefly in an elevator once. Seemed like a cool guy. @redminer88 Roll the center one to the divot/missing rock on the edge @Tuplet I check them off using this: https://t.co/qDkRdf1vxF @The_Beebles I burn through stamina stuff as soon as I get it and have yet to look into where it's easiest to farm it. @maegodhavemercy Or shin-breaking at least No no NO #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PQGFpxIHia Found a huge beautiful cave #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/fWICqtiy1r One of the korok seeds is in a giant stone circle! Cute after hundreds of the smaller ones lol #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ChAyVJ9Lc4 600/900 Korok seeds "@MoonPupper An anime convention in Denver that's been going for what would've been 24 years this year, though I'm sure it's cancelled due to covid." @vexwerewolf @Hbomberguy IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGG @AnaMardoll Holy heck you got one so fast! Excited for you! "Going through some stuff and I found my badge from NDK 2017, aka the only convention I ever went to after coming out, so no deadname here! 🥰 https://t.co/PhoTxtqMGT" @NikkiTheSlayer_ There were! That was the era the console Lego games started! @MarcyKingUltra Back in the day I thought they were fine 🤷‍♀️ "@_PheebsAD They're not the boxes, they're cases I made for them :P" "And here's my portable collection, though I don't have a good shelf for them yet. The Game Boy games are all in DS cases with just ink jet covers made by the Cover Project back in the day (pre-GBA games needed extra space I used a dremel to carve out) https://t.co/vEiOxf2VV6" A LOT of my player's choice games I actually owned the original versions of. I sold a lot of games when I was tight on money in my early 20's and then had to buy them back later (luckily way cheaper this time lol) "Found the rest of my GameCube games! This is our ""Nintendo home console games that came in DVD cases"" shelf (portable games will have to find another shelf lol) https://t.co/ji6eooAyTe" @nyaakat Heck yeah! @bunnarchist IT'S SO UNDERRATED @nyaakat We could play Mario Kart and Melee!! @nyaakat Best boy! @nyaakat YES 🥰🥰🥰🥰 @totallyhealthie There's even more honestly. Wait until I share the completed game shelf I'm finishing! @narylis It's extremely on brand for me @ad_maus gosh 🥺 @SlutRobo @LambChopInPamps @NewGenderWhoDis isn't it the best~? I found where most of my GameCube games were hiding lol https://t.co/jEsHpS3h99 @NewGenderWhoDis @SlutRobo @LambChopInPamps and yeah we're all diaper sluts I just try (and fail) to keep it off main @NewGenderWhoDis @SlutRobo @LambChopInPamps ONLY A BABY WOULD THINK THAT EMMA THOUGH YOU'RE GONNA GET TEASED SO HARD @NewGenderWhoDis @SlutRobo @LambChopInPamps TECHNICALLY NOT A DIAPER @Calliethulhu welp adding FF13 to my list @LambChopInPamps @NewGenderWhoDis hhggghh wait a second @NewGenderWhoDis @LambChopInPamps Damn Emma you put my little on main game to shame "@nyaakat @NewGenderWhoDis *chants* BAB HOUSE, BAB HOUSE" "@HouseOfGunn Gonna try to fight that urge lol Like I JUST bought Bug Fables so I want to play that next, but I already set out to do FF1 next so I'm trying to stick to that" @NewGenderWhoDis @litterboxhex WHAT EMMA WTF @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis yeah we should probably test it by putting a baby in there @CatherBernard I was 2/3rds of the way from seeing it myself 🙃 @CatherBernard Oh fuck I had gone this long without having that spoiled :/ @BlackINKim don't forget they'll need swap shrines scattered everywhere to switch characters @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis oh gosh unless 😳🥺🥵 "The number was definitely decided so that there's no way players wouldn't find a good handful of them, I get that. And I'm not actually complaining here? I'm finding this fun. But I don't think I'll ever do this a second time lol" @litterboxhex @NewGenderWhoDis no me first! "@NewGenderWhoDis ""I'm gonna take so many naked pictures in here!"" Omg I love you 😅" "And yeah you could say the developers don't expect anyone to collect every seed but like have you fucking met gamers, Nintendo?" "People call DK64 a collect-a-thon for having like 1100 bananas to collect but BotW has 900 Korok seeds that you have to actually do a thing to get each one, one by one, spread out by miles. It's much slower and kinda too much lol" @QuestForTori hell yeah rubber hose party my favorite "Gonna finish 100%ing BotW (couple more weeks maybe?), then Final Fantasy 1, then Bug Fables Then at that point I might try cleaning out what's left in Hollow Knight? That's been on the back burner for a while." oh no I'm starting to actually have a list of games I want to play with like an order and everything when did I get so organized @ArtyMaus okay but what if we forgot it @maegodhavemercy Why is Man-Bat bipedal? @QueenStodge Omg I want that set so bad @maegodhavemercy I am pro-organic web shooters personally "@maegodhavemercy I mean, organic web shooters And I don't remember Tobey getting birthed from a spider :P" @blaze_casual I've never intentionally told my phone or the Twitter app (the one I use the most) where I live. Hopefully that's enough. @okbillybunny Your voice is so pretty wtf! 💕 "@neolibreplygirl Gotta wait until you're at least 30 to be a cougar, them's the rules" @braeburned @ShugoWah I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG @LilEspace It was really good 💕 "@maegodhavemercy 616 is the main comic universe, I thought?" @sleepy___head Yep! Thackery Binx 🥰 @LilEspace That was my first time watching it @lilgirlsteffi EXACTLY @VirologyCami Why is distance so homophobic :/ Realizing that I have a lot of cute friends and loved ones in Wisconsin and they all know each other and are polyam and most of them are DTF and I just wanna say fuck this pandemic 🙃 "@ExistentialEnso It is! Plus my nyctophobia always gets lost in fantastical stuff like ghosts or shit I know isn't real, but I also know that IF that stuff was real, cats are known to be good protection from that. Neutralizes my fear every time." Cats are extremely good at protecting you from spooky stuff 💕 I get less scared of the dark when there's a kitty nearby so I just tried calling for Binx while I was in the hallway and he immediately came running 😭💕 @banalexistence No since that won't help? "@HaileyAdamsXXX Whereas with a miscarriage and him wanting to save MJ from that pain again, he's a lot more sympathetic and to have him be punished that hard by the story in response is a lot more rough." "@HaileyAdamsXXX Also it's a bit less harsh as far as Peter's arc goes. The movie as-is presents it as Peter kinda ran from something he actually wanted. He hid, slept on a mattress on the floor and stopped caring. He needed to wake up." @HaileyAdamsXXX No I get what you mean. That may as well be canon "@HaileyAdamsXXX THAT I could believe, okay." I need fucking internet in this house please I've been without a keyboard for fucking months I can't take it anymore @HaileyAdamsXXX (didn't word that wonderfully but I think you get it) "@HaileyAdamsXXX Why would she take him back if it was a miscarriage that ended their marriage? I think it makes more sense that if it was mostly over him not wanting kids, if he changes his mind that makes sense." @HaileyAdamsXXX I need to watch it again. I thought they were implying she wanted kids and he didn't. Hell he even has that moment where he literally realizes he wants kids. @HaileyAdamsXXX Real reason? @MarcyKingUltra If this isn't the biggest goddamn mood "@EmilyGorcenski I think ""viscerally embarrassed"" is the best way to describe what I'm feeling rn" @beepbomp I mean 18/19 is kid enough for a lot of people lol @beepbomp It's been a hot minute for me too but I'm like 90% sure he was a freshman in college by the second one. I used to be obsessed with that movie lol @beepbomp He was in high school for only one of the 3 movies he was in. I unfortunately spoiled too much of Spiderverse for it to have the impact I know it would've had I seen it when it was new. But it's such a gorgeous movie to watch that that almost didn't matter. My biggest complaint is they BETTER not have killed Liv. "@StebMcDreb That would be neat, but I'd still be sad that we didn't get the kind of wonderful passing of the torch that Wolverine got in Logan. For them to do that in the sequel it'd probably feel way too much like the first one. The opportunity has passed." @LambChopInPamps It is! "I've heard early in production the idea for the older Peter was to have him be the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man, and I wish they would've stuck to that even if they had to recast him. Would've made for a really good send-off for that version of the character." I still really like Homecoming but yeah that's probably the best Spider-Man movie by a wide margin. Still wanna see Far From Home just to know for sure though. Great time to be a (mild) Spider-Man fan 💕 We didn't know the amazing gift the 30-50 feral hogs meme was to us until now but fuck what a gift it was. I love Colorado so much @Hypnothulhu 🥵 @LittleLavvy LOVE THEM Finally watching Into the Spiderverse 🕷️💕 @OzmaRacc Neat! Do they have a Twitter? "@Sparx_x_x Holy shit that sounds terrifying! I'm so sorry, Tegan :/" @OzmaRacc I'm glad someone is! "@Chopin_42 Big balls are hot, this is just science" I hope we can keep animals other than horses in BotW 2 #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4haX0VbwEP @neolibreplygirl The reason I liked it is I can tell it's a very you joke even if I don't get it Adding sheep to the ranch has taught me that rams have *comically* massive balls and I'm just surprised I haven't seen much furry smut incorporating this fact. "@PhilosophyTube I'm betting the US will see this too. They have a really easy scapegoat now. Hell I wouldn't even be surprised if they tried to keep ""antifa"" from getting the vaccine when there is one." "@RaeGun2k Ugh, I've been wanting my PC back for months but we still don't have internet here. Nothing that can be done I guess but I'm really frustrated." @CarcinLoring Holy heck I didn't realize you lived in Colorado! We should hang out sometime! (We're a few hours from Denver though lol) @stackedbimbo I think the math adds up to: 👀👀👀 @Bieeanshee Congrats!!! @ButtGoblin666 I've been fuzzy for so much of this quarantine too lol As a Zora fan I love this added lore detail #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/f3W2hYoLCv @HaileyAdamsXXX And then suffocate me by sitting on my face? :D @HaileyAdamsXXX I really wanna make a stacked joke but it's just not coming to me @HaileyAdamsXXX Most days I feel the only good parts of gender are using them to be kinky lol "Is there a word for projecting except you're not trying to say the other person has qualities or flaws that YOU have, but just ones you're convinced they have and then use evidence that you think supports that to go ""AHA! SEE?""" "Hey fellow furries: You can be a cute flying squirrel or kangaroo rat that makes people smile or whatever the fuck and also say Black lives matter and ACAB - signed, a jackalope who's tired of cowardly assholes in our community" @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope so too 😭💕💕💕 @Katabassist 😭💕💕💕 "@popeguilty @ManjiButt @neolibreplygirl This sounds perfect for a lot of back and forth arguing on here without figuring out much (not to say that's happening here, just overall on Twitter). It's less incriminating than the video of cops taking bricks out of a truck, at the very least." This was the year I was planning on connecting with so many close friends and loved ones in person. I hope I can still do that one day All five of my long distant girlfriends I haven't been able to see in person yet and it's remarkable how much you can miss someone you've never been in the same room with. "@ManjiButt @neolibreplygirl That doesn't prove the police put them there, though." "@TeflonMask @neolibreplygirl That was probably it. So yeah, that's from a white guy, maybe take it with a grain of salt?" "@neolibreplygirl I wish I could remember the video I saw this in, but a lot of native people still use the term Indian despite a majority of white people trying to avoid the term now. It has a complicated history and they had already been using it for centuries." "@DelirusCrux Okay, yeah that might be a reason to do it sooner. When does the first DLC release?" Still haven't been able to transfer my living Pokedex to Pokemon Home because I've been waiting for months for internet at this house lol rip I dunno if there was any benefit to doing that before the DLC hits? Hope not? @SixArmedSweater Washing bras tends to tighten them up for some reason. One of many reasons I don't wash them super often. "When a corporation puts a rainbow on its logo or tweets about Black Lives Matter, that *in and of itself* doesn't accomplish much. But it does give a really good indication of which way the wind is blowing. A corporation will only say things they think are safe to say." "@neolibreplygirl There's a video going around of cops pulling bricks out of a truck bed. I'm not sure how to locate it. I'd much rather assume it's disinformation, but the video is pretty damning." "Anyway, regardless of how this all shakes out, in less than a week protestors have forced huge corporations to take notice. This is historic." I remember after 9/11 a lot of cable channels went dark to pay respects. I believe it was Cartoon Network that stated they felt it was important to keep broadcasting and give kids something to watch during the tragedy. I was 14 and I thought that was pretty neat at the time. "I know it's ultimately a platitude, but the fact that Nickelodeon went dark for 9 minutes with just the sound of breathing is extremely noteworthy. A lot of corporations feel it's in their best interest to at the very least pay lip service to being on the side of the protesters." "@MagsVisaggs I think Trump would have a very high chance of losing if I thought he'd allow an election to happen. An election isn't going to happen, however." Exactly. You're fucked either way. I'll let y'all sort out what to do with that information. https://t.co/ecLPXBbRjb "I cannot believe people are still buying into the ""these are good protestors, those are bad rioters"" narrative. The pigs don't care." "So like, the cops are providing bricks. So? We are far past the point where the cops will go easy on you for refusing this bait." @LittleLavvy hey same @TinyVampBaby True E G G https://t.co/Ui1AnKTMuF "There are so many things Twitter thinks I'm into but is completely wrong about, but the one topic that made me feel the weirdest was Chelsea Manning. She's just another hot topic Twitter categorizes people under. That feels so fucking wrong." @vexwerewolf Please get some sleep! 💕 @ExistentialEnso aw yeah that... scrotum arm... gets me so wet (?????) @mode_view @LeafTilde Way ahead of you lol https://t.co/3V9bv4fxvN I'm too anxious for sleep I'm too anxious to be alone with my thoughts I'm too anxious for Twitter I'm too anxious @SlutRobo @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater Huge same @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater yes plz "@QuinntoBean When I googled to double check that that's what that sculpture was before I retweeted it, the first results were the news about this happening with pictures of a cleaning crew cleaning it up, unfortunately." there's too much remember 36 years ago when covid was the big scary thing can't wait for 52 years from now in a few months when it's gonna be the big scary thing again except even worse I have discovered that I can just turn DM notifications for Discord on my phone so now when you message me there I'll see them sooner than weeks later. I'd like to try to use Twitter less tonight @StebMcDreb I love you so much @litterboxhex That fucking sucks wtf @litterboxhex Hopefully you weren't shandowbanned :/ @LookForSerenity @Kingdomcub @jimbohusky lol I discovered the same "@Kingdomcub Had been following them because their sona is pretty cool, but I admit I hadn't seen anything from them in months or more. Was blocked by them at some point lol" high key freaking out tonight @vexwerewolf I think a lot of people are feeling that way. I know I am. You did everything you could 💕 Transformers IDW Collection volumes 3 and 4 arrived and I just happened to open to a weird page You got your Marvel in my Transformers https://t.co/dxQAI5MGD4 @JenApparently Holy shit stay safe :/ @TheFintauSystem lov lov!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb 🥰🥰🥰 am gorl https://t.co/MDKja4OVgH @Hypnothulhu It really is! I need to be hypnotized so badly 😭 "Nobody that follows me needs this explained, right? Just in case: That's Wanda's brother, except through the lens of Fox having the rights to Quicksilver because he's a mutant. Marvel's workaround was to say their Quicksilver was not a mutant, just a metahuman." "It's kinda neat that movie contacts signed 20 years ago have resulted in cool alternate universe for superhero media to play with. Disney now owning Fox making this cameo a non-issue is considerably less cool, though." I know (or at least I hope) people pining for when Obama put a rainbow on the White House are using a symbol to represent a lot more than just pretty colors. But it's still so pathetic and telling that they're so attached to what amounts to less than a temporary coat of paint. "You can paint a rainbow on a canvas or leave it blank and display it in the shadows. The former might be more aesthetically pleasing, but neither approach changes the quality of the canvas itself. https://t.co/4ba1rapMbG" "As others have mentioned, a lot of these pictures were taken shortly before the cops attacked protesters anyway. That's what got me thinking about this. But even if they hadn't done that, I think my point still stands." @liddytronic That's honestly what inspired me to tweet about this. It's transparently villainous. Imagine if all these supposedly good cops staged a massive walkout. THAT might actually help. This is just getting copaganda photo ops. "Unless they're cool with abolishing cops, they're not our allies and are just waiting for us to move on (we won't). And if they are cool with abolishing cops? They need to quit. Anything short of that is a smoke screen." "Hey remember when Megatron begged for mercy, stalling just long enough for everyone's guard to go down before murdering Optimus Prime? This shit is Saturday morning cartoon villain stuff." @WetDeko Exactly. Don't kneel. Quit. "What do you think a group of people used to having massive amounts of unchecked, violent power would do if they thought they were up against a wall but just wanted to stall long enough for the status quo to return?" "@BoozyBadger I love Judy Hoops, I collect toys and plushies of her, and you can take it from me: ACAB applies to her too and on top of that she's also a scummy cop." "@StebMcDreb It goes creature, then something more specific than beast like ape or cat, then if you want something more specific the name of the card will often have gorilla or tiger." "@StebMcDreb It's interesting how both games categorize things. Calling all those beasts makes sense, but Magic doesn't bother with anything in that level of categorization." "@StebMcDreb In Magic, Beasts are, well... beastial. Always intentionally vague as to what ""real"" animal they could be. Not a dragon, or a wurm, or a hydra. Just a beast. (They're often though not always vaguely mammalian)" "So there ARE many dogs in the game, but so far to my knowledge they all have the creature type ""hound"" because that supposedly sounds cooler." "For anyone unaware: For years there was a disagreement at Wizards about what to call dogs. The side that had been winning was the one that argued that the creature type ""dog"" sounded too silly, despite there being many, many cats in the game (and yes, I mean house cats)." Please tell me this means the insistence on exclusively using the creature type hound and not dog has finally ceased. @TenaciousRanch Our sheepies are so cute!!!! "@deathpigeon Given their fries are worse than grade school cafeteria fries, they're better off fictional tbh" @neolibreplygirl Hell yeah @SomeBWord The biggest of moods @FlaredFeline oh gosh 😍💦 @VondranArt Oh yes 😍 @VicktorKern Makes sense! @HookedAesthetic CUUUUUTE "I've been collecting beautiful photos from this protest. Some truly artistic, historic pieces are coming from this. And I really wish this wasn't taken in front of a screen lol" @Sparx_x_x Don't stand so close to me and play their music please :P @ExistentialEnso Oh it's YOUR book? That's awesome! I can't wait to read it! @ExistentialEnso ...title? 👀 @caraesten Hey same 💕 @rachael_engel IT'S SO AWESOME @SubbyRana yes plz :3 @SubbyRana hhggghgg true >.> @VirologyCami @TimonicWulfgar legendary cuck status @VirologyCami I didn't know you changed your pfp so I didn't recognize you for a second but I could tell who this was just by the tweet lol @stackedbimbo hello I'm very gay "@NikkiTheSlayer_ I'll have to dilate for the rest of my life. Until September it's twice a day, then it goes down to once a day, then later it's like once a week." Nearly six months since my surgery and I've noticed my vag has gone from smelling like generic feminine musk to unmistakably vag-scented and lemme tell you that's some damn good gender euphoria 🥰 @stackedbimbo 👀👀👀 @PhyrexianThot so hecking cute! "@cobaltitude @BuniFaye That's a relief, thank you! 😭💕" 500/900 seeds down! I'm surprised I made this in one shot lol #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PBi13BPZKI Another post-apocalyptic vista #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mtu2sSYyp2 BotW just crashed on me. I've never seen this screen before and it won't let me take a screenshot lol https://t.co/Z2qZIPH35e "@DelirusCrux @TimonicWulfgar No spoilers on that, please. I'm excited to find out what it is (even if it's something silly)" "You need 441 (not 450) out of 900 seeds to max out every slot, which grates on my OCD to no end #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5kUcMIUNIE" "@QuestForTori I've only ever done turnips once, didn't care for it, and never did it again and I've had a really fun time. The optimising bells is pretty much unchanged from previous AC games, there's just a bit more stuff to sell (like ingredients for crafting). You don't have to do it." "world hard and cold, tiddy soft and warm #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QUkjNdGNbx" @TrexPushups I wanna be a femboy with a daddy and the fact that I'm a lesbian makes that ten million times hotter Goddess why is genderfuckery so hot 🥵🥵🥵 @somedumbbinch goshhhhhh that sounds all gay and hot!!! "I know nothing about Deadpool, but I want that shark with legs and pirate Deadpool" "@somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh, true 🥵" @somedumbbinch Can't wait to fight over that delicious clit with you~ Still admire the hell out of the Wachowskis trying to take back one of the symbols they helped popularize with their art by making Anonymous expressively supportive of a trans woman in trouble. But it's still fiction. The only good Anonymous is the fictional one in Sense8 @TenaciousRanch Sheep friends!!!! And then even more context: https://t.co/vI4aYOwyHC For context: https://t.co/iyyieUBiEn @HaileyAdamsXXX I guess in reality it's mostly homoerotic 🤔🤔🤔 Getting my girlfriend so horny she needs another partner of hers to give her a blowjob 😍 Distance might be homophobic but that's undeniably pretty hot 🥵 "I know this on its own wasn't exactly ironclad proof I was a transbian, but for YEARS I said that I'm into girls but I also like dick and that confused the hell out of me for the longest time lol" "Going back in time to tell pre-transition me that not only do I get to be a girl, not only do I get to be a lesbian, but I STILL get to suck all the dick I want And just watch my poor egg brain explode" "Jen is watching a really long let's play of Castlevania 2 and as a Giant Bomb fan I can't unhear ""Barkerville! You're in Barkerville!"" over and over again lol 7-year-old Brad Shoemaker unintentionally created an earworm." @vmikeb @Q3w3e3 https://t.co/jEruQsxMqC @RaeGun2k Look it's not our fault girls get way more fun cosplay options @Q3w3e3 What a clown that guy is "@BuniFaye It actually helps to hear that. I don't actually worry there's something wrong with mine, but sometimes I kinda wonder? They're so moist lol" @JimSterling Omg I want that mug they're advertising @aliceincamera Couldn't agree more @HaileyAdamsXXX hgfffhhhff @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX Goddess I love you so much 😍😍😍 @abrokentweeter @HaileyAdamsXXX hhffffjjdd mean >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX hgffhhhccf BABE >////> (please never dial it back 🥵) Really feels like a small child trying to tell you about their new toys while you're watching the news as history is made. Except it's a corporation run ostensibly by adults. "There's nothing wrong with it per se, and I get they can't course correct at this point, but it's sooooooo fucking surreal to see us entering The Cool Zone while Sony is trying to generate hype for the PS5." "@liddytronic Fair, but throwing out the entire concept for a generation is not ""fixing it"" The WiiU fixed it." Like I'm moist enough constantly that I sometimes wonder if it's normal? This is my first vagina so I don't have much to compare it too lol "@liddytronic If it ain't broke, don't fix it" @liddytronic Missing C buttons or a second joystick made the whole thing not worth it to me. "Not the biggest problem with that tweet of course, but I think the cheapest I've ever seen a branded shirt is probably $10 twenty years ago" https://t.co/c96HCnNte9 "The last 3 Nintendo generations have been like if they all came packaged with Madkatz controllers. Like yeah, they work mostly okay, but you're gonna wanna invest in a good controller that's sold separately." It's weird that for the last 3 generations Nintendo's default controllers have been the worst you can use. Pro controllers are all I use when I can (though the joycons WHILE ATTACHED TO THE CONSOLE in portable mode are fine). Out of this image? GameCube is my favorite. @liddytronic Real life is weirder than fiction @mahoushoujoIa @TheFintauSystem It is!!! Like I know most people from Hollywood are gonna be bootlickers but I can't believe he just set himself up for a dunk from his own fucking movie https://t.co/QhSDAyDc1R @mahoushoujoIa @TheFintauSystem You should keep saying it! "Look I dunno if I can get wet enough for sex all on my own, but any transphobe who thinks neovaginas are bone dry is so hilariously wrong they deserve to be constantly laughed at." 400/900 Korok seeds collected! @ExistentialEnso Same "@Shoggoth_Lord I don't know much about them, sorry :/" This might be my favorite korok seed solution #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wGh4SWUT63 Looking for korok seeds can sometimes feel pretty rad #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6v9CJCg98N even this game can tell how gay I am #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RBIrFK3GgL "@vexwerewolf There was a brief period like a decade ago where it seemed like Anonymous was a force for good. I was also in my early 20's and way more naive, so maybe take that with a grain of salt, but it would be nice to think they could help for the better. Not holding my breath." Servers are back up and it saved my progress after all! @litterboxhex Please try to stay safe 💕💕💕💕 @Katabassist Fuck cops @Katabassist I'm glad you're still here "I guess the ZD servers are down or something. Won't let me log in, the wiki won't load. Hopefully it comes back up tonight. I wanted to make it to 450!" @nyaakat I am also a gender-fuckery fan and holy heck same >//////> 💦 I'm at 360/900 btw "The Zelda Dungeon checklist I was using for Korok seeds just stopped loading and then deleted all my progress I dunno why they make you make an account if it can't even save your progress I can cross reference with the game and get it up to date again, but it's time consuming" @deathpigeon @abrokentweeter I tried my best to bully them tho @deathpigeon @abrokentweeter They're sitting in their favorite chair and I don't wanna ruin it @lucashoal Unfollowed. Thank you. Heck yes it's finally out on a Switch! 💕💕💕 @abrokentweeter @tinybird420 @deathpigeon It's off center in all four quadrants It has to do with the flags they combined for this and not favoring one design over the other. Still looks terrible. @tinybird420 @deathpigeon RIGHT????? @vexwerewolf @BoozyBadger That police car was no saint @deathpigeon I used to like the aesthetics of this flag until hbomberguy pointed out it isn't symmetrical and I can never unsee that now. @Klezmerstyle My point is these metaphorical apples are inherently spoiled. Getting rid of the ones that seem especially spoiled won't solve the problem. We need to abolish apples. EXACTLY THIS https://t.co/WefFSjP8zF @deathpigeon @ThoughtSlime I too rigorously study the science of polyamory "@8bitlives But that number won't be 900, and there are 900 seeds. I don't mind having extras afterward I'm just surprised." "@DozingDreamers Ah, I wondered if there was a final type of arrow. In the past Zelda games it was fire, ice, and light, so that makes perfect sense." I thought the max slots were to make it so you don't have left over seeds if you find them all but at this rate I will have MANY extra seeds lol The max number of melee slots I understand but why do bows max out at 13? There's still space for one more #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/F18hg9Ldua @viragoergosum 😘😘😘 There's a lot of post-apocalyptic beauty in this game #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/nheuBEX5NW "@CaseyExplosion I used to try to keep my following count at 999, mostly inspired by you, and I failed long ago lol Too many cool people on this site." @Katabassist I love you too 🥰 @Trancister @StebMcDreb gghgfdfh >////> @Tricliniangry I'm really not trying to argue anything here. I'm sorry I got involved @Tricliniangry She picked one of the options you offered @Tricliniangry @ExistentialEnso She deleted @sapphixy I blocked Peter first tbh They were still following me at the time lol @StebMcDreb hhhggghhgjh 💦 Capitalism's obsession with infinite growth infects every aspect of life within it. "After nailing it with suggesting Star Wars, Pokemon, and a few other of my special interests, Twitter has been frantically throwing out everything it can think of in these suggestions and I'm frankly sick of it. Protip: Click the little ""V"" in the upper right. https://t.co/L03Iaefvzb" "I tend not to draw up big ""who's following who"" conspiracy corkboards in my head. I'd still love to be friends with this person. Breaks my heart." "Figured out why a longtime friend unfollowed and ghosted me months ago and I'm pretty sure it's because they're still friends with Peter C*ffin and rather than getting angry or feeling some relief from figuring it out, I'm just even more sad about it." @StebMcDreb @daebelly @Nezumi_Youjo hhgghgghgf but so would you! @Tricliniangry It was really pathetic but very telling when a bunch of them started getting confused as to why protesters would destroy a CNN building. @StebMcDreb @daebelly @Nezumi_Youjo more berry girls for the berry god "A lot of white people are still hung up on the idea that cops are in theory a good, necessary thing. And unfortunately this metaphor might let them continue to think that." "Spoiled apples are bad because then no one can eat them, and that sucks because apples are delicious and good for you. Spoiled cops are also bad but there is no situation in which you'd benefit from having non-spoiled cops." "I know the full phrase is ""a few bad apples spoils the bunch"" and that is pretty fun to use against bootlickers, but that metaphor bothers me because apples are morally neutral objects. Apples as a concept aren't used by the state to oppress people." "@vi_OwO @grittystitties I suddenly crave a cutie sitting on my face, weird 🤔" @Nezumi_Youjo @daebelly @StebMcDreb Oh yes. This tweet has netted at least two~ @daebelly @Nezumi_Youjo @StebMcDreb https://t.co/j3V6sbPvHs Wasn't just that my dick grew back either. I noticed it because I was getting morning wood. It grew back with a vengeance. Why can't I have one of those pregnancy dreams that sounds way better Had a nightmare my dick grew back 🙃 @RaeGun2k Why do transphobes who believe this think we want vaginoplasties? Why would any of us get them if that were true? This thread really blew up! I'm glad it's reaching so many people but I need to mute it now 💕 "@im_fandm_trash1 @Cyndii134 The fact that both of those words end in ""ism"" doesn't mean they hold the same sinister implications. The English language doesn't always follow rules like that." @GonzoLink 💕 @ExistentialEnso Fucking mood @loveydoveypup That was where I played the most MtG in my life lol @xXxCrystalline @NewGenderWhoDis THEY CLEARLY HAVE NO TASTE @WillowPoss Yay! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Oh heck 😳🥵💕 @ExistentialEnso Very true 😍 @trashkitten4201 @shnupz 🥵 @ExistentialEnso Hell yeah I'm in the cool club 😎 @NotGyro Why wouldn't we be tweeting about it? "@CiriAntares I was (famously, I thought) pro-TRoS for weeks after its release lol I still am, but I'm no longer advertising it in my display name like I was :P" "@okbillybunny @RiotGrrrlJemma Do whatever you can, no one should expect more 💕" "@Jesin00 @queen_adrianV I'm doing a meme based on a recent Rowling tweet. She said the same thing except replace ""Star Wars TRoS"" with ""transgenderism""" @lucashoal Buh-bye! "Can't even play BotW, eyes stuck on Twitter (I'm at 310/900 Korok seeds though!)" "Can't sleep, world is too exciting" Context for anyone like me who only tonight heard this term: https://t.co/GdUT0utD2p @FroyoBaggins Yep. It's the perfect storm. @ExistentialEnso Oh it won't get stormed. People will die. And all this will in turn just accelerate. Get ready for the cool zone @NotGyro It's impossible to say for sure but it sure looks promising. "This is a fucking beautifully poetic representation of what's happening in this country right now. You no longer have power over us, pigs." I was really worried that the fascists would start the revolution and we'd constantly be playing catch-up. Happy to see the left is the one setting the parameters. @Notactuallysmol I feel the same way. @MapleReam Same Society has progressed past the need for a white house "@XylariaVG Okay, that's fair" @XylariaVG I don't think Trump ever goes near the White House if he can help it @acvalens Omg yes please The palpable rage being directed at the cops in this video is inspiring @tf_fic The revolution will not be televised @Notactuallysmol @HookedAesthetic but!!! >/////< @HookedAesthetic h*ck >/////< @HookedAesthetic w-wait what's that supposed to mean >.> @FroyoBaggins It really was @HookedAesthetic You're so pink and padded and aaaaaaaa makes we wanna pad up >/////> @HookedAesthetic omg omg omg this is all so cute!!!! 😍 "Obviously all of my Twitter feed is going to consist of leftists like me, but these past few days feel so much different than any previous protest. No support whatsoever for cops. A strong sense of excitement that they're finally being dealt with across America. It's wonderful." "The guy who installed our internet have us a broken router. So yeah, might be another few weeks before decent internet here though hopefully not that long." @AmazonChique That's... very nearly in the literal text of the film/book. But when you spell it out like that... oof. @PhyrexianThot And way cuter tbh 😍 @PhyrexianThot You look so much happier omg It's really quite ironic. A celebrated author who probably thinks she's being very careful with what she says about this tells on herself any time she's forced to make a statement about it. Because bigots are often blind to their bigotry. "It's a reflection of how she really feels about us. We're not people to her. We're an ""ism.""" "And you might be tempted to think, hey, not everyone carefully considers every word they say, and almost all cis people are usually way behind on terminology. But that's just the thing. Rowling wasn't considering her words. That word just came to her without much thought." Exactly. https://t.co/RgRv0lLZTj And I bet there's a fair number of cis people who will hear me say that and think I'm overreacting. I'm not really gonna be able to reach you if you think you know better than a trans person about this but trust me: You don't. "The funny thing about ""transgenderism"" is the majority of cis people will read that and think nothing of it, whereas every single trans person recognizes that word as a huge red flag. It's not just getting terminology wrong. It's phrased to intentionally make us sound sinister." "@MoonPupper Only if can sit on your face, gosh" The only reason Rowling doesn't want you to call her a TERF is she's smart enough to know going full Glinner would tank her career. It's not because she believes she's an ally and wants to set the records straight. @ExistentialEnso Boomers have a really fucked up view of mental health. @MoonPupper Gosh let's just settle out of court and start the makeout session now~ "There's more than enough evidence to prove Rowling is a TERF, but moment to moment she's really cagey about saying too much. She wants to appear neutral. No trans ally, not even one of those allies that are just talk, would block someone for such a benign tweet." @RayraySugarbutt Yes plz!!! Hidden Ability Aniticip... """Blue streak sped by... that was the sign of the beginning of the end""" """Before the end began... the hedgehog graced the silver screen""" "This feels just as impossible as ""the Sonic the Hedgehog movie came out two months ago"" felt a month ago and it's so weird and wonderful that this movie has become the quintessential event to recall The Before Times" @notCursedE this screenshot is Art @MaelJade_ Long-since ex-wife at that point but yes lol @SweetBeans99 I know I often say be gay do crimes but in this case I'm following the letter of the law here oh no~ "The closest Rowling comparison, The Crimes of Grindelwald, however..." "I will say this about the prequels though: Under a different director and maybe a few trustworthy people to give a few more passes on the script, they would've been fine movies. He still had a vision, and on paper it was coherent at least." Compared to Rowling and with the benefit of hindsight: George did nothing wrong. (And I am NOT a prequel defender lol) "@OneLameShark I know there's a lot of overlap between both properties (they're both Sentai shows, right?) but it's fucking uncanny to me lol" @D1s4sterDr3w This will not be an easy mission Monkeys slow the expedition @maxcapacity_ We'll see how far I get but I want to at least try! It's funny you remember me initially disliking Hollow Knight because I barely do lol @OneLameShark I'M NOT POKING FUN THIS IS CLEARLY A KAMEN RIDER https://t.co/YbJjMvclAV @maxcapacity_ The original game came packaged with a strategy guide and a map and stuff. I'm not gonna go in blind. @SteampunkPenny Careful about filming faces (I'm sure you're aware it just helps me feel better to remind) @OneLameShark I have like 500 hours in Overwatch I'm talking about the Power Ranger :P @OneLameShark why are the power rangers dressed like kamen riders @maxcapacity_ lol I was planning on playing it next after I beat BotW at least when I meltdown about Star Wars I'm not being a bigot about it lol "Unless you want to hear from lawyers, you might want to rethink that tweet. I'm not wasting time arguing with wilful misrepresentations of my views on Star Wars TRoS - your timeline shows you're not big on truth - but making serious insinuations like this comes with consequences" @neolibreplygirl Awwww 💕 @trgrrl @junesdreams I'm sure Elon won't call anyone a pedo this time @neolibreplygirl this feels directed at me somehow :P @JennyBoylan 30-something's like me grew up with her books too. Millennials are getting really tired of being assumed 20-something's forever. To paraphrase Rowling herself: Actions have consequences. Just because she wrote some books we loved as kids doesn't mean she gets a free pass. @Q3w3e3 Oh no D: @Esper_Lily I don't want to argue about this anymore @nyaakat Cutest bab 💕 @landjacksation @Calliethulhu I'm gonna side with what the lawyer is saying here. @landjacksation @Calliethulhu Read this thread please https://t.co/eP7Nor495S @nyaakat also heck am I really that predictable D:< "@nyaakat I HAD TO RETWEET IT TO MAIN BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT, CUTIE 💕" @nyaakat HI THIS IS CUTE OMG "If you ever wanted to know what it feels like for people who don't think babies are cute, this is more or less what we see." @vexwerewolf I have hope I'll be able to show you the ranch in person one day 💕 And just for fun I'll put this in terms liberals can understand: Read her tweet in Dolores Umbridge's voice and tell me that isn't a perfect impression. "@Waspshot23 ""These pretzels are making me thirsty""" @vexwerewolf 💕 @Calliethulhu They're literally doing the least they could do. It's not enough and we shouldn't stop until we get more. @vi_OwO True "And I'm bringing all this up to point out that, even if her most beloved children's story isn't openly transphobic, that's a moot point." "Harry Potter is neoliberal fan fiction about how to win against fascism ""the right way"" ie the way that doesn't actually work but liberals love to tell themselves totally worked in the vague, distant, white-washed past." "Friendly reminder that despite her most famous story ostensibly involving antifascism, the heroes of the story fight back by practicing defensive magic only and win on a fucking technicality. As far as preparing kids for the world, her stories are empty calories at best." Seems like that's what gets under her skin: Saying she and the stuff she writes isn't safe for children. So let's keep saying it. "Big ""I demand to speak to your manager"" energy from a noted transphobe who should not be let anywhere near children." "@MommyBlakesFeet woah suddenly my mouth just reflexively opened, weird" "@destroyed4com4t Really telling, terrifying, but sadly not at all surprising that they're already conflating the protesters with enemies in a world war." @destroyed4com4t Better than Moral Orel? @ServantoftheFae Same "There's a lot of complicated emotions going through me today, draining me. I wish I could do more than just tweet about stuff. I'm supporting folks here at the ranch who are about to resupply protesters. Wish I could do more. Maybe I'll be able to later if this keeps going." @Madem_Reisz Exactly. And I really really hope the majority of protesters agree with me and can keep this energy going for as long as we need to. It's not just about arresting or prosecuting this one cop No more fucking cops period. @PrissyOrcGF is it ever not? 🤔 @ExistentialEnso See also: Disney's Silly Symphonies "@JaceTheChicken @EmilyGorcenski This is the take I was hoping to see more of on my feed, thank you" @Doc_Wolverine Nice! Can you imagine there are grown ass adults who believe legal and moral are one in the same "Weird that this guy would jump at the opportunity to let everyone know our legal system won't help us here. Seems like that's going against their best interest, but sure let's accelerate this process even harder, I'm down." @stackedbimbo I'm confused as to what the goofy looking monster has to do with TERFs? I think I'm missing some context. "@Nymphomachy Water is safer, as I've learned recently. Makes sense in hindsight. People working with dangerous chemicals have eye wash stations with just water." @PrissyOrcGF I love the tail fin piercings omg @okbillybunny I definitely did. @ThoughtSlime Maybe May was Seditious September all along "I'm happy to see there's actually a maximum slot number for weapons, bows, and shields. Was worried they'd let you min max as much as you want meaning there'd almost certainly be leftover seeds." 285/900 Korok seeds! This takes forever lol This thing is pretty handy #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/cK2reJ7XJS @tf_fic hhhgffh 💦 @tf_fic gghggfgggfghgg b-but that'd be torture gosh >//////< 💦💦💦 @tf_fic gosh >/////> @tf_fic I just read this again and got wet all over again 🥰 @trgrrl Look just because there's photo evidence of me before I transitioned doesn't mean I remember any of it lol Well shit I really wanna read Immortal Hulk now https://t.co/IIs6RtO9Dq @narylis Yep! I never found this cave in my last playthrough. It's beautiful omg #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wtDpH9IMvL @displaced_ATX Absolutely stunned by your glowup every time you share it 😍😍😍 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX hbbggghff yes PLZ @HaileyAdamsXXX making me so hungry heck D:< @sonyalyfans Just reflexively opening my mouth watching this gosh >////< @RiotGrrrlJemma Much respect to the protesters in Minneapolis. They know exactly what they're doing. @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg this is so hot aaaaaaa /)//////(\ "(I'm defining violence here to include destruction of property, not because I value property as much as human life, but because the wider definition of violence I think is the more helpful one. Violence isn't a bad thing. All politics is about where violence is directed)" "Like I dunno usually it's people who are against all forms of violent protest (ie, all forms of effective protest) that think of post hoc excuses to condemn it, at least in my experience." "So there's that tweet from 12 hours ago where someone is demanding to know in response to looting what Target has to do with cops. He hasn't tweeted since then, but how much do you wanna bet he wouldn't be cool with the burning down of the police station either?" I thought this was common knowledge? Yeah it was before my time but this is a great example of how brands are complete bullshit. "@HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch Look, I've consulted my team of experts" @somedumbbinch @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX aw heck yeah borgs!!! "@somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX I would very, very much like to be filled by you, given the video evidence I just watched >/////>" @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch bhgggggffffgg gosh yes plz @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX *whines* >//////< @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX somehow I'm just picturing myself in Hailey's position and I get all squirmy for some reason >//////< @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch oooohhhhhh godddddddd 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @PrissyOrcGF @mode_view hhnnghh~ 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch THIS IS SO CUTE OMG @PrissyOrcGF nngghhg yes ma'am >/////< @RanatokiParalax Yes. @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh I love this!!! "@ShasFaiz ""I did it for gremlin waifu"" - on my tombstone" @nyaakat Girlboy is such a cute word omg @ghoulsNgoats I assume they'll have to if they ever do those remakes @WerewolfMoms Midna is sassy gremlin Midna. That other pretender to the throne doesn't even look or act like her. I take two #2 pills @LeafTilde oh this is *mean* @ExistentialEnso They're the prettiest! @FreyaSylvan @cynnamonTV Nice! @maxcapacity_ Fuck yes @cynnamonTV It's really cute and funny yeah lol @cynnamonTV Oh nice! I kicked him out because I don't like him lol @OrionPax4217 It's why I prefer Barricade as a character "@JenApparently What you added to the canon is awesome, frankly." Why wait until me November for the fash to start this? Getting ahead of the collapse and making sure it's in our terms. "If there's anything folks want me to retweet in support, feel free to @ me or, if we're mutuals, DM me 💕" I really hope the momentum in Minneapolis can keep going and keep spreading to the rest of the country. @futanarchy Gosh it really is 😍 @1146_goat_north I only ever found one in stores and it's that one lol @1146_goat_north I have Prowl too but he's in a box somewhere atm lol @1146_goat_north Yup! "It's a little crowded but I'm running out of space lol (we'll be setting up more shelves soon). Comics on one shelf, everything else on the other. The gap after the Transformers IDW Collection 1 & 2 is for volumes 3 & 4 that are arriving in the mail soon 🥰 https://t.co/mf25aIBnED" @MaiaFranklyn Maia no! Btw if you don't already follow Mistress you should: @SteampunkPenny @1146_goat_north Anywhere they want if they stop being cops What if we just kicked the cops out Everywhere @Kate_Bunni @SteampunkPenny Oh yeah she's awesome @ZJemptv @acvalens She's awesome and this harassment campaign against her is fucking awful. These aren't like people who set a couch on fire after their team won the big game. These are experienced protestors who have lasted two days now. "A younger me years ago would've assumed this is just complete, uncontrolled chaos. Don't let people convince you that's the case here." "As we were talking about the protest in Minneapolis, Mistress mentioned since it's getting dark, they're gonna wanna set a building on fire to flush out the cops and not let them have the upper hand at night Then sure enough, the Auto Zone got set ablaze, drawing in all the pigs" @MommyBlakesFeet wow you're so right 🥵🥵🥵 Habsro please I'm begging you for more Animated @PrissyOrcGF I keep saying this about mine @Katabassist @stackedbimbo I was just gonna say that lol @stackedbimbo Oh this is ADORABLE @chainchompist same @blaze_casual 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵 @blaze_casual THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO WITH WEED WE SHOULD DO A GAY ABOUT IT @blaze_casual YOOOOOOO @liddytronic Oof I'm not looking forward to it lol "amiibo are the kind of figures I *want* to dust, though, you know? For their price and size, few toys can claim they have comparable paint aps and sculpts. One day I'd like to have a complete collection 🥰" "@liddytronic If it's done by an artist who hasn't practiced that exact skill a ton, yes." Found the rest if my amiibo! Ridley and NES Link are tied for most annoying to dust lol https://t.co/wkIaYsPzGv "@CarcinLoring I'm tempted to say this is an even better solution than outright banning him, assuming their plan is to do this with other tweets where he flat out lies." @MagsVisaggs K It exclusively does stuff C could easily take care of. "@liddytronic It's the distortion you have to account for when drawing something big up close. Usually only happens when chalkboard or dry erase boards, but depending on how big the original airbrush piece was, might apply here." @excogs SAME @PrissyOrcGF Good :3 .@excogs have you seen this "@ikksnay It really helped me, honestly. Sometimes distractions are healthy." "@SomeBWord I JUST want to lay eggs, I feel like in 2020 I should be able to" "@EvilynDevilyn Nope! As far as mechanical characters, only Transformers (and I suppose the occasional Gobot lol)" @EvilynDevilyn A small fraction of my whole collection lol @blaze_casual It's a Walgreens exclusive! @EvilynDevilyn You must be new here :P https://t.co/LWotmJvwyr "@joelax9 I own every Jetfire they've made since 2006, lol. The Commander one is definitely the best." @TheEpicDewback He was a fun splurge purchase lol "Just like with this sub-line's Shockwave, the trade-off here is a cheaper price for a lot less articulation, but honestly this is a unique enough rendition of Jetfire that I'm happy to add him to my collection. https://t.co/3ydR4lYjGJ" "@liddytronic It really only applies to the artist while they're making it. Flipping it is a quick way to look at it with fresh eyes and see what's wrong. Because none of us are the artist, we're all effectively looking at it with fresh eyes already." "If an artist with a computer were painting this and asking for advice, I'd tell them to horizontally flip their image and see if it still looks okay (it won't!)" @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT??? I love obscure promotional art from back in the day from artists that very clearly didn't normally draw cartoon characters. I think what's going on here is an airbrush artist was untrained with how to avoid chalkboard distortion with cartoon aesthetics. "My goal for BotW is: Every shrine Every Korok seed Every piece of armor, fully upgrade Then let no one say I haven't truly and fully beaten that game." @HaileyAdamsXXX BAAAAAABE WHY AREN'T WE CUDDLING D:< @secret_jane_ hello gosh 👀 @AlexisVeilled Same 👀👀👀👀 "@Mokiawa @Sparx_x_x For science, of course~" "@Sparx_x_x not sure, gonna need more research" @ExistentialEnso If you were trying to explain it to someone outside of America how would you describe it? "@Doc_Wolverine I don't doubt this diagnosis, but this honestly just makes me even more worried for this country." @ParchmentScroll Oh of course that's what that line was intended to mean. But it could be expanded upon. "It might be a mostly self-contained story but remember one of the last lines in the movie was ""Should you need us..."" https://t.co/Xem80c17fJ" @ExistentialEnso I've really been enjoying all these selfies you've been sharing lately! You're really cute :3 I dunno wtf Labyrinth looks (or just as importantly: SOUNDS) like without Bowie. I'm still here for it. "Don't care if it wasn't something we needed or wanted, don't even care if it's shitty: I'm there opening day for Labyrinth 2." "@jzzvid I dunno, I've never fingered my ass 🤷‍♀️" @JessicaCyboid I admire the hell out of your strength and perseverance. "@ParchmentScroll I dunno, just the best-looking pic I found when googling lol" "@jzzvid I have answers, let's see if they match :P" @JessicaCyboid You have every right to be. "@JessicaCyboid Really does seem like you've been able to heal quite a bit since then, at least from what I've seen that you shared here anyway 💕" @JessicaCyboid Given how happy y'all are together I completely understand why that was the last straw. I'm really glad you escaped all that 💕 @GinAndParmesan Extremely. @JessicaCyboid After you left them it was apparent you escaped from a really shitty place. It was like a switch was flipped and you seemed a lot happier and healthier. @XylariaVG YES @AlexisVeilled You should just be open with her about it! Every time I've done that and the girl wasn't interested in dating it's never made things weird. I think most sapphics understand it's gonna come up from time to time. "@AlexisVeilled Oof, I've been there often :/" "@polyheartmony Like voice chat? Maybe tomorrow since folks are asleep, unless you meant a text chat in which case we could do that now 🥰" @JosieKendamu Oh nice! "@JosieKendamu Oh that's fine though. All the potentially tough enemies will ignore me. And if you really mean ALL the masks rolled into one, that should include Lynels!" @JosieKendamu Oh fuck yeah! So none of the monsters will notice me if I wear it? "From a lore easter egg perspective, having BotW be the latest game chronologically in the series was a really smart move." "@JosieKendamu Oh yeah! And Midna's helmet is a thing too, right? Well given that MM is my favorite Zelda game maybe I'll shoot for Majora's Mask next!" @JosieKendamu The upgraded Master Sword or something else? I don't mind spoilers. "@_jaculus Since ancient Sheikah tech from 10,000 years ago" @JosieKendamu fought HARD for this thing 😤 THE MOTORCYCLE IS ADDED TO THE LOADING SCREEN IT'S SO CUTE #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/SPg3GIa1GC @Waffliesinyofac RIGHT?????? @BonnieMakes @Sky_Is_A_Void 😳🥰💕 THIS IS SO CUTE #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/jDEchex6wo Motorcycle get! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/2Nxyog9RcS @Sparx_x_x Don't love how this looks but I'm planning to refresh her design soon. Keeping the thick thighs though! https://t.co/snZ0o1emKd @chibikonatsu RIGHT???? "Okay I'm ALMOST ready to take on that monk for my motorcycle in BotW. Got the Master Sword, max level Champion's tunic and diamond circlet, just need some bokoblin guts to max out my Hylian trousers." @rocketanski I highly recommend it! @TrexPushups So close!!!! @Nickle4aPickle I hear it less than you'd think gosh >/////< @Lilfelicity1 YES @StebMcDreb Love youuuuuu 💕 @MoonPupper Love you too 💕 @StebMcDreb I love you too babe!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @MoonPupper Oh gosh >/////> @Sparx_x_x @PrissyOrcGF YO GOALS @blaze_casual @aaric_aardwolf @gpike_ LOVE THEM @RiotGrrrlJemma @OzmaRacc same tho @PrissyOrcGF @Sparx_x_x worth it for the massive b!mbo tits tho "@Sparx_x_x @PrissyOrcGF ""No no not ZZ Top! *ZZZ* tops, do you have any?""" @PrissyOrcGF Oh this helps a ton. 3k is like bare minimum for me. @PrissyOrcGF Ty Lee 1000% @OzmaRacc im not crying you're crying @YourBoswell Thank you! Can't find my Zelda 1 pixelated amiibo which is annoying but otherwise this is the Zelda amiibo collection so far! https://t.co/WsMqwgurqO @Orthodox64 Omg that fight also makes me cry so hard. "It's so funny because if you haven't played Undertale, that screenshot isn't much of a tearjerker. The music carries soooooo much of the emotion in this sequence." @Glopossum I love the lighting in this one! "I still have trouble listening to the track ""Undertale"" on the soundtrack without crying." https://t.co/CJM1yJh4AM No I will never get tired of this exact permutation of this meme https://t.co/1lfS93pU0j @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss Sounds wonderful 🥰 @TheCrystalStorm I'm sooooo glad I had my surgery in December for that very reason @LambChopInPamps pretty much!!! @OzmaRacc awwww thank you 💕💕💕💕💕 @Katabassist lol love you so much 💕 @Katabassist It's okay love! It's taken a very long time for me to get comfortable with it. @aliceinfamous Oh heck congrats!!! @TimonicWulfgar gosh thank you 😳 @transgirlinSEA @Katabassist That's true @Katabassist I mean that might be it! Though I've been describing it that way for a few months now. But yeah I definitely was thinking about it today. "Sticking something in your vagina feels extactly like sticking something in your vagina. It can't be described or fully conveyed, and then when you finally get to experience it it's like ""Oh of course it feels like that.""" 3 selfies in one day??? yes because I can't believe how cute I am!!! 💕✨ https://t.co/W74GPx6GnL Awww reality once again could be so much cooler https://t.co/fdpQx9D41t Seeing a lot of cuties share their POVs in reply and I'm so into it Birds and more generally archosaurs are just beyond awesome in so many ways. @AyrenTheWolf Agreed. @Roxyorz it's like a fire hose *collection RIP @Demi_theynd 3 lesbians and a really gay rock "@DozingDreamers I got these 4 for half that much on eBay, so yeah don't pay that lol" Some much-needed additions to my amiibo connection arrived today 🥰 https://t.co/1n5IWceyAJ @transgirlinSEA 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵 @Katabassist oh gosh I'm tearing up a bit thank you so much babe @TheNDqueerelf @daggertrout omg I love that I started a trend @transgirlinSEA Gosh~ 😘 it's really fun being able to look down whenever I want and feel like I'm living in a cheesy TG comic https://t.co/91d5G95Ipl @OzmaRacc 😳😳😳 @AstraLuma It sure fucking is Just wanna say I appreciate y'all for not acting like I'm weird when I say I'm an agender woman. I still worry it sounds weird. I'm trying to get more used to saying it. Because it's me. "@LittleLavvy for a bottom, yeah" "@Katabassist And I don't doubt that. I think the ""working class"" arguments are usually smoke screens" "Thinking I'm gonna let my bangs grow out and do that side shave I've been wanting for years (on my right, camera left)" "@Katabassist It's that sneaky switcheroo people try to pull by conflating ""working class"" with ""bigots who can't help being bigots""" @StebMcDreb wanna do gay things with you so bad~ "Went into Walgreens hoping for a Ratchet, found a tiny Jetfire I didn't even know they were making https://t.co/Iq8He08SWS" UPDATE: still cute ✨ https://t.co/tB0BhQK3Xd @HeartAmity Super small world! 💕 @okbillybunny 😍😍😍 @HeartAmity I lived in Clovis from my mid teens to my mid 20's. My first job was at the Sierra Vista theater! @new_genevieve Awwww thank you Genevieve!!! 💕 @SixArmedSweater @OzmaRacc hot~ "I know adding ""/s"" takes away most of the punch of the joke but I feel like it's kinda needed on this hellsite." "This happens a lot with shaun Sarcasm is like, 90% of his feed" Every time I see someone tweet something that I know they mean sarcastically because of who they are and how over the top they've worded it I worry someone will try to cancel them for it lol @OzmaRacc WAS PLANNING ON REDESIGNING MY FURSONA ANYWAY THIS IS PERFECT @OzmaRacc WHY HAVEN'T I CONSIDERED THIS @MoonPupper hmmmm which lips tho? 🤔 @MoonPupper Same!!! @MoonPupper Oh gosh 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX omg plz sit on my face @AshCoyote Omg you're cute! @MaiaFranklyn Gosh I hope so >w> @HaileyAdamsXXX OH yes~ 😘 @MaiaFranklyn oh yes plz! :3 @sleepy___head Good to know! Thank you!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Baaaaabe I wanna kiss you so bad! And other things 🥵 @MaiaFranklyn But you! @SixArmedSweater 😘😘😘 @MapleReam 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵 @sleepy___head I dunno how I'm supposed to know which is the first and which is the second DLC @Valaquesse @lauralwen @HaileyAdamsXXX That's when I started too! :3 @Trancister Cute :3 We probably need to do another pass at dyeing tonight but regardless: I'm a blonde again! 💕✨ https://t.co/Z0XDgsMo4W "@DamselDystopia I'll be honest and say I'm not sure, but I assume it's about an actual person. But like I don't need the details to know this is a shitty stance for them to take. And if it's a hypothetical, I'm honestly even angrier." It's always hand-wringing over the bigots being alienated from the movement and never concern over marginalized people being alienated. It's getting harder and harder to convince myself this choice is made on accident or with good intentions. "@TheSecretCallie @StebMcDreb I know saying this doesn't amount to much, but I wish I could hug you both :/" This is seriously just marketplace of ideas bullshit with extra steps. I cannot fucking believe I paid money for your stupid-ass book. "(I know they'd probably say they're more concerned about concrete consequences like being fired but then they make a point about how transphobes facing consequences will just become more transphobic, and if that's really a concern, shunning/disliking can't be okay either can it?)" "I'm forced to assume that if there was a person for whom no amount of talking to would convince them to stop being transphobic, Peter would just say they're allowed to be transphobic free of any consequences (including simply shunning them). Like what the fuck." "@AntifaSarkeesi3 Yeah I remembered that halfway through with this thread, my bad." @ExistentialEnso Hell yes! "I feel compelled to mention I think I know why they're doing this. They're still on about left unity. Class solidarity beyond all else. That's an admirable goal in a vacuum, and we all have to draw the line somewhere, but tone policing and victim blaming isn't going to work." "It's not even like we used our magic trans powers to fire her or anything. We just agree with the firing. But no, apparently we should angry that people who deny our humanity sometimes face negative consequences for that or else we're shitty leftists. Eat my ass, buddy." """this woman is just going to get more transphobic because of this!"" well that's a real bummer I guess she can't join the revolution then oh no if only actions didn't have consequences" Cis people: *by and large never face consequences for their transphobia* A single cis woman: *is fired* Peter C*ffin: WON'T SOMEBODY *PLEASE* THINK OF THE BIGOTS??????? Cis woman: *gets fired for being bigoted* Peter C*ffin: *turns to trans people* How could you do this to her??? Like he's beyond fucking parody now. "Sorry, I really had to vent." "Yes, we would like transphobic people to stop being transphobic. But we'll settle for ""Afraid to say that shit out loud lest they ruin their lives"" Same policy we have for nazis. It's really not difficult." "Hey Peter: I and every trans person I know would celebrate the fact that someone I love who is transphobic got fired from their job for being openly transphobic, and no amount of tone policing, victim blaming, or comparing losing their job to dying will convince me otherwise." "If you see this tweet, quote retweet with 4 pictures that expose your taste in women. https://t.co/TUIYFRFZaJ" @SixArmedSweater Good titty! (And nice Repugnus!) "Please don't ask me what he said, as always." "I've really tried to stick to my ""no retweeting transphobia on main"" rule so this will be my only tweet about it, but hoo boy this might be my least favorite thing he's vomited onto being." more like peter noffin' of value to say Why on earth was the entire bonus divine beast giving me sub-20 damage weapons when I have an inventory of 15+ weapons that all do over twice that? If you're not going to prepare me for this dungeon's boss I'd rather have gems or rupees. Anyway I'd have my motorcycle now if Maz Kanata or whoever the fuck wasn't running through my weapons like tissue paper. I'll get the damn Master Sword but it's gonna have to be a tomorrow thing. Like isn't doing low damage punishment enough? Stop giving me shitty weapons if I'm not supposed to use them jesus christ Who's fucking idea was it to make low level weapons in BotW break FASTER with high level enemies I just wanna talk when Mistress unlocks your chastity belt #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QA4AWrnRnV @MommyBlakesFeet Same!!! "Divine ""beast""(????) #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QLtV9puFRE" IM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ewCX4WdlfK "@RaeGun2k Heck, that's probably my answer too" @ArtyMaus Hot cuties like you!!!! D:< @ModestyAran I'm nearly there. Assuming Thunderblight doesn't kick my ass... it's all that's left minus the last boss Been to a lot of general stores in this and I don't remember them selling any buttplugs #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VEzKRTFekn SO MANY BOTTOMS WANNA FUCK ME TOO OMG >/////< https://t.co/LHjYXmzkj5 @MommyBlakesFeet h*ck >//////< @Doc_Wolverine 🥵🥵🥵 @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry can't relate to the latter @StebMcDreb *whines* >.< gosh a lot of tops wanna fuck me 😳 Nice bit of synergy on the TL https://t.co/GBxbpWkdru @ExistentialEnso *honk* @Phaos3 @StebMcDreb Okay this is so beautiful I'm gonna have to tag @PrissyOrcGF in @hmsnofun @VIZMedia Yeah I knew about the books I suppose I just had no idea that meant the property is theirs entirely. Huh. @MommyBlakesFeet !!!!! gfddfghdd >/////< @MommyBlakesFeet so unfair *whines* >//////< @hmsnofun @VIZMedia I didn't even know Homestuck was owned by a corporation now??? @Katabassist 😍😍😍😍 Also all of Weezer's self titled albums of which there are 5 iirc "@MommyBlakesFeet ""Also yes they are extremely sweaty"" ggggffffddgg this broke my brain how dare 🥵" must... fight off... depression nap @MarcyKingUltra (you're not missing much) @PrissyOrcGF This was a weird way to find out I had Lady Gaga blocked for some reason. Who was she following that I blockchained lol @IllCaesarer Holy heck I didn't realize that was a From game! Oh you have to fight the Ganon Blights again to get the motorcycle? Guess who's not going to get the motorcycle then. @daggertrout Mine's in a box somewhere RIP Lost Kingdoms for the GameCube. Love that game. @HaileyAdamsXXX *huffs* D:< "@AlexisVeilled wow gay~ But huge same, honestly :3" @ZeroFox88000634 Yeah I'm definitely aware :/ I really need to visit one day though. I have a lot of friends and loved ones I've never gotten to see in person. @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh babe why'd you have to make it hot >////< @StebMcDreb I think it's funnier if the third picture is even more accurate lol https://t.co/GI3PyOja9v @Calliethulhu It's so true!!! Why did no one tell me about this before I transitioned!!! "@ExistentialEnso Yeah this dream was entirely invented by my brain since this summer was going to be my first time visiting, but I was definitely sad waking up :/" "The way I was reminded was remarkably silly too. I went to check the price of something in a store and it said £ and I was like ""...wait a second""" @MaiaFranklyn Such a mundane thing to accidentally move across the Atlantic and then forget. Happens to the best of us. My brain is apparently dealing with the disappointment of not being able to visit the UK this year by having a very detailed dream last night where I somehow forgot that I had moved there lol @JessicaCyboid gosh tho 😍 "@cuddlestopheles @nsfw_Drew @LanaWntr Wow, gay~" @AlexisVeilled Wanna succ real bad 🥵 @new_genevieve Love you too and miss you tons! 💕 @CaseyExplosion @BonnieMakes Possibly the best view of @TenaciousRanch I've ever seen in a photo honestly. Really sums up life here 🥰 @Sparx_x_x huge agree @Sparx_x_x if you find out lemme know plz They should bring back Wolfos in BotW 2 @maegodhavemercy What is it with Fresno lol They also famously have that retro-looking McDonald's though the story there is it was the first franchised location so keeping it that way I almost get @emarl_ Omg Marle this is so hot!!! 🥵🥵🥵 @LittleEmmyBee @screamofangirl It's true! Tired: Oh gosh I really wanna stop accidentally dropping rocks on the heads of the Korok children :/ Inspired: Those fuckers stole Hestu's 900 Korok seeds. They'll live. @RedPandaRaz oh gosh yes plz @Lilfelicity1 It's so true lol @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX same 🥰 "@HaileyAdamsXXX You're so indescribably beautiful babe, thank you 😍" @screamofangirl @LittleEmmyBee I dunno you should pretty smol Mood is improving after my estrogen injection 🥰 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX same tho @HaileyAdamsXXX gosh 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggfsshhfff nnnnn th-thamks >////> "@HaileyAdamsXXX very, very powerful 😍" @GwenStarlight yesssss 😍😍🥵🥵🥵 @RaeGun2k Goddess having the right parts is so good :3 @cursedlewds 🥵🥵🥵 @screamofangirl @LittleEmmyBee Sounds like you're both big babies "@okbillybunny For those people, their country's walls are more important than the health of the country itself." @jesstheunstill @RaeGun2k Holy heck congrats! @RaeGun2k Oh heck are you saying that feeling doesn't go away lol "@screamofangirl @LittleEmmyBee my my my, how the turntables" @maccine_vaccine Cute! @a_alice_nsfw YES PLZ 🥵 "@transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire @ServantoftheFae not surprised, just really turned on" @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @TransQTClaire @ServantoftheFae b-bullying >/////> @TransQTClaire @HaileyAdamsXXX @ServantoftheFae @transgirlinSEA hhhghh that sounds so mean! >/////< god I wish this were me depressed day at least means extra horny so it's not all bad @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA yes 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA 😍😍😍 @TenuredPanda944 @neolibreplygirl Whole lotta trans furries find strength in sexually dimorphic fursonas @transgirlinSEA @somedumbbinch 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @ServantoftheFae @transgirlinSEA uhhhhhhhhhh I need to try that >////> @transgirlinSEA @somedumbbinch I'm definitely gonna! Gotta do another queercation up there! @ServantoftheFae @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX interesting and extremely hot >.< @Waspshot23 The brown grey and yellow one has a cyber key slot though? I used to own that one and I could've sworn... hypnotize me into an even sluttier b!mbo plz @NeurologNyx @futanarchy Oh gosh this looks really good >/////< "@ValnarDragoness Gen IV was filled with so many evolutions of older Pokemon that were just ""oh no their design was perfect why'd you mess with it""" """Have we ever tried leaning hard into the innate horror factor of these things and has anyone here seen Beetlejuice?"" - an exec at Funko a few months ago, presumably" I've found them The only good Funko Pops https://t.co/16gY7PDHX2 (releasing a chase figure that's identical except it has Mary Jane's head would have been less gross honestly) "Did Gwen Stacy ever have red hair or is this just Marvel going ""look both of Peter's girlfriends have the exact same body so this is added value we just don't want to be THAT blatant about it"" https://t.co/6Fj5bGQIHh" "@AngryGayRobot goddess, same" "@litterboxhex You deserve thousands more, cutie~" @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍😍😍 "@Missy_Woford It involves laying on my back in bed with my legs spread, usually while playing my Switch lol" @QuestForTori Yesssss thank you 🥰 @LithiumSulfate Omg!!! @AlexisVeilled hhggghhfh gosh yes plz 🥵🥵🥵 @PrissyOrcGF @omgfarore A perfect starter size 😈 @AlexisVeilled I love you too!!!! @AlexisVeilled THIS IS INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC AND GAY AND I'M BLUSHING AND OMG @AlexisVeilled I LOVE YOU GOSH @AlexisVeilled WTF HOW DID YOU REMEMBER MY NUMBER @QueercoreTrash Oh I'm just joining in on the meme that's mocking some right winger who posted cringe recently. I don't really have an opinion on all this beyond nostalgia being fun @AlexisVeilled Hot~ I tried so hard to find a picture that was pre-GameCube era lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Godddddd I love you so much "Another fantastic photo of the old Toys R Us video game section, before the disease of modernism. https://t.co/AAbpa55wzF" "@somedumbbinch I mean, we SHOULD probably hang out sometime~" "You summarized it way better than I ever could, thank you https://t.co/QTA3f4VXQl" @somedumbbinch It is TRULY a mystery 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 @HaileyAdamsXXX Babe! :P @vi_OwO I believe this Taco Bell was on Shaw if I remember correctly. Gosh that's wild that it still looks like that! "(My tentative goal is fully healed by late October, since I have an amazing cutie hopefully visiting then who wants to rail me 🥵)" Airing out my vag for a couple hours a day is really getting results! I might actually be healed in a few months at this rate! @PrissyOrcGF sounds hot "There is an obvious message being telegraphed here, so it's successful as an artistic statement but that message comes from a place of proud ignorance and that boils my blood." As someone who loves performance art (the weirder the better): Seriously fuck this. @HaileyAdamsXXX HUGE AGREE I'm not the biggest fan of breakfast food anyway! 24 HOUR BORGS PLZ @34genCha Nice! Last time I visited Fresno in 2013 I actually found a Taco Bell that looked like this. It's now been long enough that they've almost certainly updated but it was the best kind of surreal experience walking in. @LuigiThirty @PrissyOrcGF Dexter's Lab is a goddamn masterpiece @PrissyOrcGF I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE @PrissyOrcGF Omg that episode has been an inside joke with my family for decades @blaze_casual HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXA!!! I hope it's a good one! Love you tons 💕 "@PrissyOrcGF This is a solid, if literally creaky, plan!" @vexwerewolf You're one of my best friends on here 💕 @Waspshot23 why even bother with a hand at all if this was the best they could do https://t.co/MENLpSKrq9 @HaileyAdamsXXX Warm milk is a common sleep aid but I've only ever heard of it from movies and stuff. When I do just straight up drink milk on its own it needs to be ice cold or I start gagging. @CateSpice MM is seriously one of my favorite games of all time! I love this! can't sleep too gay @JennyOutrageous I WILL BE EXTREMELY UPSET IF THIS MONSTER IS CUT @HaileyAdamsXXX @TheGoddessRain Thinking about this beyond just blind thirst I legitimately don't think that'll fit >.> @HaileyAdamsXXX @TheGoddessRain 😳🥵 I have found about 1/6th of the korok seeds. This is probably gonna take about a week despite using a guide. Spent most of the day playing BotW and it sounds like the only major thing I missed was bi lesbian discourse again so who's the real winner here @TheGoddessRain Not for lack of trying though @TheGoddessRain it's what's best for them @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you so much omg @HaileyAdamsXXX plz fill me >////< @Mokiawa Beautiful 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Katabassist 🥵 @PrissyOrcGF You'll get there! I believe in you! @PrissyOrcGF Omg you fit that dragon dildo? Congrats! Finally bleaching my hair again!!! Pics coming soon~ Can't believe I ever used to be afraid of these tests of strength #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TV8uEUQTHm @StebMcDreb Congrats babe! @NewGenderWhoDis 5 whole weeds @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh this looks like so much fun!!! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch @maritronic9k I love you both~ :3 @PrissyOrcGF Shaming picky eaters should stop being a thing so I'm leaning on the latter. Archimedes is napping and is literally perfect https://t.co/qhXrIt6XZd @NikatinePrime Congrats on 7 years! Gosh! @transgirlinSEA @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX goddess this is so gay 😍 @transgirlinSEA @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Wow it's pretty gay that I'm dating both the brides 😍 goddess I wish that was me #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xAzc8azhDu @transgirlinSEA @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX The gayer the better imo @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch gosh this sounds so gay! :3c (yesterday was my birthday but I forgot to play ACNH so I time traveled a bit lol) Omg all my best friends are here I'm gonna cry!!! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/idMCHn58BY @VirologyCami *huffs* D:< @VirologyCami I'm pretty sure imma big girl D:< @ExistentialEnso Water fowl chicks are just beyond cute I swear @VirologyCami @HaileyAdamsXXX I dunno why people keep following me lol @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX 🥵🥵🥵 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh no now I wanna kiss them even more!!!!! 😭😭😭💕 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT??? @clumpsoul_ @deathpigeon "I seriously thought my new girlfriend @HaileyAdamsXXX was SO COOL I just *assumed* they had more followers than me but wtf they don't D:< Get on it, Twitter!!!" @ADirtyTrans @GlaiveMaidKara The day before we started dating 🥰🥰🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX Baaaaaabe how are you so pretty 😍😍😍😍 "But if you mean the Pidgey archetype bird, then my answer is Noctowl" "Murkrow. No, I didn't mean Honchkrow" @GlaiveMaidKara @ADirtyTrans It's okay 💕 @StebMcDreb mrrrrr would love to use this on you~ @GirlDickEnergy Omg nice! @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟 @GlaiveMaidKara @ADirtyTrans lol this is a 2 year old picture but thank you "@Dashieswag92 @XylariaVG Slid off the other side almost every time (which apparently if you aim correctly, actually counts), and then even when it didn't the ice block was too close to get it in." @HaileyAdamsXXX omg babe I love you oh no I need to own all of these https://t.co/hmgnZ8EVh4 Stegosaurus isn't fucking around anymore https://t.co/5LQ2gf1dzR Opens in a really interesting way https://t.co/F2MkFCq8v2 I literally couldnty not ask for this as one of my birthday gifts while out shopping today https://t.co/sHDFTDjAdN @MaiaFranklyn Gotta get your robot toys like a filthy casual like the rest of us :P (Though I'd love to one day go to a Transformers con) @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgghhhg 🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX hi I have a mouth plz >//////< "@OCaelyn Apparently if you line it up right, the sliding off the other side counts if it lands within the circle" "@ChrysKitten I wasn't sure that would've counted. Oh well, I got it the hard way at least lol" "@OCaelyn 90% of the time it slid off the other side, but even when it didn't, an ice block is actually TOO CLOSE" @XylariaVG I don't want to waste weapons getting the distance right "@Katabassist Originally conceived as conjoined twins actually, which is way more apparent in their original design. There is a plural Transformer however by the name of Punch/Counterpunch. https://t.co/WvLXdAvQgQ" I eventually got it but JESUS CHRIST NO KOROK SEED SHOULD BE THIS HARD WTF #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/BObAFaQkD0 "I don't love Cyberverse toys that much, but this is the only Rack'n'Ruin figure I'm aware of (even among third party figures) so I had to get it lol" They were having a two for one sale on Transformers :V https://t.co/yheUDScMsS weed shop asked me to pull down my mask to check my ID 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 @transgirlinSEA Blonde! Because blondes have more fun~ New pfp after almost a year of the old one lol Ironic given that I'm gonna finally dye my hair tonight @StebMcDreb Love you babe~ 😘 @stackedbimbo Will do 💕 Birthday selfie for the end of the world ✨ https://t.co/lB0Fq0374M @lifeafterdawn Katelyn is awesome but I'm someone different lol @PrissyOrcGF THANK YOU CUTIE 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori Oh is that why that game is... like that @WillowPoss This is so pretty!!! @PrissyOrcGF Very nice to thing to read on my birthday 🥰 @SlutRobo RIGHT??? "@tf_fic A ready-to-pop quiz, if you will :V" @SlutRobo jhhgggghhd extremely big *whines* >//////< "@tf_fic Definitely gonna have to um, study this later >.>" omg what an amazingly horny gift thank you 😭💕🥵 @CiriAntares One of my favorite movies! @tf_fic OMG I LOVE THIS THIS IS SO HOT HOLY SHIT 😍😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 @transgirlinSEA @PersephoneHime @LittleEmmyBee >.> y-yes @PersephoneHime @LittleEmmyBee YES!!!! D:< @RhymesWithSheRa Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @ChromeTyranno Same birthday! Hope it's a good one! @narylis my body is ready @SweetBeans99 I hope your break treats you well and you return energized and healed 💕💕💕 Has anyone online compiled a list of all the items I need to upgrade all my armor at every fairy fountain in BotW and the best/fastest way to gather said items up? @trgrrl cutie "@ExistentialEnso Yes and this is a life-saving surgery. Like if it can't work, that's fine, but if it's at all feasible, it's worth it." @ExistentialEnso It's important enough that I'm forced to disagree. You should keep fighting tooth and nail for it. @BonnieMakes forbidden door @EmilyChell69x That's the plan! Also gonna get my nipples pierced 🥰 Not all at once tho lol "My favorite tattoo/piercing shop is actually open again but they're not doing piercings or tattoos, just curbside pickup of jewelry. Might order something from them soon to help keep them in business." Gonna shoot for one of my more expensive planned tattoos: A big Archaeopteryx on my thigh/hip area 🥰 Seriously gonna schedule my first tattoo the second covid is over/under control. Like the septum piercing was a given but I'm gonna get a tattoo too. I've waited too long already and you never know when the world might end again :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX 🤟🤟🤟 @stackedbimbo *hugs hugs* :/ @ThousandsOfBees big agree @ExistentialEnso Oh no! D: @LittleEmmyBee imma big girl!!! @LittleEmmyBee but! but!!! @ChrysKitten Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕 @cynnamonTV Yes yes! @cynnamonTV Omg omg omg I'd love to see you babe!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggghggh h*ck >//////< @MoonPupper 💕💕💕 "@LittleRubyBear @AnaMardoll Back then being a trans woman or a gay man was conflated by everyone, so it's slightly up for debate, but he was absolutely queer & wrote The Little Mermaid in direct response to his experience as a queer person Even before Howard Ashman got his hands on it it was a queer story" @xXxCrystalline MOOD "I hate even saying this because it's so embarrassing, but people somehow get the impression from my tweets that I'm brave and confident when in reality I'm a more often a weak scared sub lol" @Clark1995C @OzmaRacc It was just the right amount imo @ChaKatKimber HEY D:< @AnaMardoll It's such an incredibly important movie to me. Been a fan since before I can remember. And now when I watch it I cry at the end of Poor Unfortunate Souls because I know what it's like to sacrifice so much to be a part of that world 💕 "@Clark1995C @OzmaRacc I lost about 30 pounds, yeah. But feminizing HRT more often causes weight gain as I understand it." @MoonPupper Love you tooooo 🥰 @OzmaRacc This is so true. I somehow developed this habit of forgetting to eat despite being really into food pre-HRT. Hormones can do a lot of weird and wonderful stuff! @maegodhavemercy Thank you! 💕💕💕 @Erica_furrwd ggddhhfffy age regression! my only weakness!!! >.< Thank you for this amazing birthday gift @MoonPupper!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/kY0U8D5xsr @SnowFoxTales @maegodhavemercy Oh yeah I'm looking then up lol. I don't mind using guides. @ErinInTheMorn I'm so glad you made it and came out 💕 @MoonPupper hhffdddgh yes please! >/////< "@deathpigeon You deserve it, cutie" @shadow Thank you!!!!!! 💕💕💕 "@shadow njhgfffbbbvvcc *critical hit, confirmed puddle*" @MoonPupper Not at all OwO @CoreAndRind Thank you! @MoonPupper I have fond memories of showing off how much I knew about Doctor Who to all the UK kids wearing Dalek shirts lol. But that's awesome! We probably did cross paths! Small world 🥰 @FlorenceLaReine n-no I gotta be older than that!!!! >/////< @jaythefawn @Notactuallysmol oh goddddd age regressing every year by one yearrrrrr >//////< @viragoergosum Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕 "@Notactuallysmol nooooo I can't be 2 again, wasn't that last year? >.<" @nocturnmusings @JustOneFae 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🥵 @SteampunkPenny @HaileyAdamsXXX Love you so much Mistress! :3 @MoonPupper We had a lot of British kids visit given that it's the Disney park on the east coast! I worked there in late summer/autumn 2008! @MoonPupper Thank you! 💕💕💕💕💕 This is far and away the most happy birthdays I've ever woken up to y'all are the best 😭💕💕💕 @AnxietySong Thank you! :3 💕 @HouseOfGunn Thank you! 💕 @TheMadMissMovie Thank you!!! 💕💕 "It's officially my birthday today, and by my calculations, 2020 - 1987 makes me 23 :3c" @CelticAnarchy So a year and four days older lol @CelticAnarchy Same year? 1987? @Joga5000 Same :/ @VirologyCami 🤓🤓🤓 "@BoozyBadger Are they seriously parroting that ""cure can't be worse than the disease"" line and if so have they even read a single fucking thing about this disease because uhhhhh" @MyNameIsGriffon @NeurologNyx @futanarchy oh gosh 🥵 @PocketPampers hhgfghh >/////> @PocketPampers heeey! D:< @Nickle4aPickle Omg thank you Danielle!!! 💕💕💕 Oh gosh I'm gay /)////////(\ @Nickle4aPickle *hugs tight* I KNOW HOW IS TIME EVEN REAL 😭💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Nickle4aPickle Good~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/pamp3TDGcI @HaileyAdamsXXX It's gay destiny @HaileyAdamsXXX That was the order of the date! It makes sense! :P @HaileyAdamsXXX Wow gay~ Another date with @HaileyAdamsXXX! We're officially girlfriends now~ #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/BTUsBLr0x5 @HexDrone4015 @somedumbbinch 👀👀👀 @okbillybunny fellow gay here: you did good @machtackle Would it surprise you to find out I still quote that video occasionally @MaiaFranklyn That's the plan! I need the 35th anniversary and Netflix ones tho @MaiaFranklyn Pokemon nothing you should see my Siege/Earthwars collection "@MaiaFranklyn I have a compulsive need to collect them all, ESPECIALLY since they appear to be out of print." @machtackle Is this the scene that immediately precedes The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime? @NewGenderWhoDis @lizisgames SO gay! You're so cute together! "@CaseyExplosion Mood. Turn based RPGs, turn based strategy, I love it all." (I know it's all available digitally but That's Not The Point) "Been trying to get all the Transformers IDW Collection hardback books. I put it off way too long and the phase 2 series is making the phase 1 volumes harder and harder to find. Of 8 volumes, I own 4, can find 7 and 8, but volumes 5 and 6 seem to be really rare, ugh." @Sparx_x_x Holy shit I love this! @lizisgames @NewGenderWhoDis Wow gay~ @StebMcDreb JESUS CHRIST "@illyrian94 There is only one Club 33! I think Tokyo Disney has something similar, but I'm pretty sure it's called something else." @BethBec0mesHer CANNOT WAIT BotW has by far the best Great Fairy design #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5uImgydYOW "I SHOULD CLARIFY: Disney calls all their employees cast members. I used a cast entrance because I was a cast member, but I did not perform IN the stunt show. I was a glorified usher lol" "@feel_doc Oh, tons of little stories, more than I have the spoons to write out atm lol. It was a lot of hard work with little pay, but at the same time as a lifelong lover of Disney parks, I have a lot of fond memories 💕" @Katabassist AAAAAA I CAN'T WAIT TO VOICE CHAT WITH YOU MORE BABE 💕💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch Awwwww cute! @transfilmtheory Deepest Kathryn lore @maegodhavemercy Ooooh there's a reward for all the shrines you say 👀 @NewGenderWhoDis @lizisgames Oh this is nothing are you kidding lol "@maegodhavemercy I'll get there! But yes, every shrine and every korok seed is on the agenda. I want to be able to say I played every part of this game before I make my final judgement on it." @Doc_Wolverine @JUNIUS_64 This is the weirdest yet most helpful threat I've ever read "This is really cool to see even with how much the park has changed since I worked there 12 years ago. It helps that Indiana Jones stunt show building is still standing, lol. I can even find the cast entrance I used to use!" @futanarchy holy heck 😳🥵 @ToddlerLynn omg yes plz "@CapnKarlisle Oooh good idea! That's done at fairy fountains, right?" @TransgurlTSB RIGHT??? "@Nickle4aPickle Yeah I was planning on visiting the UK and maybe Seattle as well, time and money allotting. Hopefully next year :/" @Nickle4aPickle This was gonna be a big travel year for me too. I totally get it :/ Always wanted to visit Toronto "@AnaMardoll I mean, if you're interested there's nothing wrong with that. Did you like Man of Steel and/or Batman v Superman? If you did, you'll probably enjoy it." @LittleLavvy I think I own the Pinkie Pie and Derpy figures from this line but I dunno where my MLP box went lol @Nickle4aPickle Doesn't count! You can still say you haven't missed one since 2003! @Nickle4aPickle @ChrysKitten Omg I never thought to take a picture of a treasure chest @Katabassist Thank you hon! Check your DMs :P @PantherHollyAnn Alright you convinced me lol. It's only $20 after all. @ChrysKitten Ooooh do you remember what that mask is called and/or where to find it? @PantherHollyAnn I'll get the DLC later probably @VoicesOfViolet I will! I know there's the Master Sword there but I wanna try other stuff first. "Alright so I've completed the divine beasts, found a fair number of shrines, but I'm guessing I've completed maybe half the stuff BotW has to offer so any tips on where to explore next would be appreciated!" @Grumblefloof EXACTLY Sleeping babies 💕 https://t.co/hRm5udPFUd @AshCoyote Omg it's coming out on my birthday! :3 @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu Sunshine (2007) @ABeardedQueer Yep! And they don't respawn so all you need is 12 ancient arrows. 10 might be able to do it if you skip the ones that don't move and are guarding ore rocks. @ConfusedSwitch No~ 😘 @Colezze @MaelJade_ HUGE SAME It was awful :/ @degeneration It's literally weird for me to have sex with just one person at this point lol I appreciate that the astoundingly awful stealth/escort quest (two awful tastes that taste even worse together!) leading up to Vah Rudania can be side stepped with ancient arrows and I appreciate even more that I decided to do this divine beast last when I had just enough of them @tf_fic I mean not THAT straight~ 😘 @cursedlewds hell yeah let's! @Mumford_98 Because it is! :3 @RaeGun2k Bullshit :P @SadPostRayne YESSSSS 😍 @Demi_theynd I'm not a binary trans either lol @quatoria SO TRUE "Cannot overstate how much your world changes after transitioning when you go from ""my sexual fantasises never involve me"" to ""my sexual fantasises always involve me"" It's a deep level of self love and acceptance that I can't put into words 🥰" "@penelope_zone EXTREMELY normal, sure 😘 But yes I did the same lol" Just a bunch of girls sharing orgasms. What's more wholesome than that??? just learning that most heterosexual sex doesn't involve two sets of tiddies rubbing against each other and I gotta say I don't understand the appeal @PrissyOrcGF I DO THAT TOO @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX hvvfghbbc gosh yes plz!!!! as soon as I'm all healed and this pandemic is looking safer! "@somedumbbinch hehehe yeah funny you should mention that, @HaileyAdamsXXX was just telling me I should really visit y'all one of these days~" @RaeGun2k How are you so fucking cute @JenApparently Careful with blockchain. Twitter is suspending accounts who use it now because it looks like automated behaviour. I was SUCH A LESBIAN as an egg it's not even funny Realizing as an egg one of my favorite porn sub genres was lesbian orgy and now it's my favorite way to have sex lol @RiotGrrrlJemma @DatFirePrincess It's on Hulu? It sounds like a porno lol @grittystitties ghgfffgf >.> 💦 @Demi_theynd >.> @mode_view You're trans. "@ramenkitsune You're fine. I'm trying to explain that no, I don't see it talked about much, but just because I don't doesn't mean it never happens 💕" @Katabassist HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!!!! I love you so much! @ramenkitsune I can'tv really speak for all trans women. I haven't ever experienced it personally. @HaileyAdamsXXX I can tell >//////< 💦 I've been trying for hours to go to sleep but I'm too gay @HaileyAdamsXXX omg you're so good aaaaa >.< @HaileyAdamsXXX hhddfhff babe that'd be a dream come true 🥵😍 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @Katabassist @DozingDreamers please no :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX YES @mode_view You know what I'm going to say to that @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @Katabassist @DozingDreamers Everyone's asleep and it's dark @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Katabassist @DozingDreamers aaaaaaa this is getting me wet again >//////< @HaileyAdamsXXX huffs huffs huuuuffs 🥵🥵🥵🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Katabassist @DozingDreamers jhggfffhd yes but only because of my massive exhibitionism kink 🥵🥵🥵 "I knew it was a shitty thing to even think, but I hated being a guy so much I didn't understand how anyone could enjoy it And yet I didn't know I was trans 🙃" Seconding this! Guess what thought I had to shoo away constantly as an egg when meeting trans guys lol "@HaileyAdamsXXX babe you're really, really too hot it's unfair" @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @Katabassist @DozingDreamers extremely~ @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Katabassist @DozingDreamers ... I knew that >/////> "@HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA @Katabassist @DozingDreamers I mean, 3 for now >w>" @JessicaCyboid People are asleep and I don't want to get out of bed to get my headphones but I'm watching that asap tomorrow lol @Katabassist PLZ 🥵💦 @JessicaCyboid holy heck Jessica omg @JessicaCyboid sounds like you got a serious case of being a good girl 🤔 @meiastra @ExistentialEnso CUTE tie me up and have a bunch of tops just ruin me plz "@RiotGrrrlJemma lol literally first question and I'm like ""I haven't watched any of these guess I'm a fake lesbian lol""" @HaileyAdamsXXX @DozingDreamers @Katabassist @transgirlinSEA Yeah I guess it could end in awkwardness The mystery is more fun anyway @StebMcDreb I love you too!!! 💕💕💕💕 @JessicaCyboid holy heck that sounds so good!! @AlexisVeilled *hugs tight* :/ @Katabassist @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA Wow gay~ @NewGenderWhoDis hhhggfghjjjj 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Katabassist @transgirlinSEA Awwww now I'm sad I haven't seen it! This has seriously been like the horniest/gayest night I've had in a while good goddess I'm so gay @AstrodogeLaika soooooo damn gay @FrillyHyena @VirologyCami @nifedog Omg headmates make it way more complicated lol @transgirlinSEA I love you too Nicki!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @transgirlinSEA I am gosh >.> @VirologyCami @StebMcDreb yeah isn't it the best :3 I'm not convinced we'll be free of covid by next year but assuming it gets safer to travel: 2021 will be the year of the slut. It me I'm the slut @VirologyCami @nifedog sluts DO need a lot of attention 🤔 "@destroyed4com4t Do people like this understand that ""illegal"" has an actual meaning" @VirologyCami @nifedog See??? Totally a normal amount! @StebMcDreb I'm so glad we fell in love though 💕💕💕 It's honestly for the best that covid has made meeting up with cuties so hard given that I'm probably not gonna be fully healed this summer >.< @Anarcha_ That's why I revoke permission immediately after using them. I'm at 6 and there's two more people I simply cannot not date if the opportunity arises 8 isn't too many! >.> @nifedog oh gosh 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX We should~ 😘😘😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm really gay too and uhhhhhhh I'm totally not subtweeting you >.> Me: I definitely have enough girlfriends. Also me: Okay so there's this one girl... 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX @Nickle4aPickle BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH 😳😳😳 @cynnamonTV 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @cynnamonTV SO CUTE MORE CUTE PICS FROM OUR DATE 😍😍😍 OMG I WAS SO HIGH AND BLUSHY I USED THE WRONG SCREENSHOT BUTTON FOR TWO OF THESE RIP @HaileyAdamsXXX SAME @ArtifexH @CelticAnarchy @stellarhewes Oh neat! Super gay date with @HaileyAdamsXXX <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VUg4CfYfaa Just had the GAYEST Animal Crossing date with @HaileyAdamsXXX 😍💕 @transfilmtheory FUCK YEAH CONGRATS BABE!!! 💕💕💕 "@Tricliniangry lilith you know as well as I do it's more fun if I act like I hate it, you bottom" "My hair is finally at the ""tastefully cover my nipples stage and I love it" but! but! >/////< @alina0987651234 Nemesis Prime is a slightly different color scheme lol But yeah my best guess is transitioning caused me to love myself most days that I started believing people like me? But I know that isn't the case with most trans people so who knows. "Though I still go through self-hatred when I'm in my darkest moments, and while it enjoys the kindling of believing no one likes me, it doesn't require it to burn bright." "My brain used to do this constantly and I have no idea what switch was flipped. These days even when I'm at my most depressed and that asshole voice in my head tries to say ""No one actually likes you!"" I can't actually believe it anymore.(" "@liddytronic @bobhollyjr Kinda! Again, there's plot involving the Ark with the still-in-stasis Transformers, ready to start doing G1 things a few million years later. But it's also a sequel." "@bobhollyjr @liddytronic Their future, our past, basically." @joelax9 He's a ghost so I intentionally didn't mention him "@liddytronic @bobhollyjr Beast Wars takes place in the far future, but on a prehistoric earth because time travel." "@liddytronic @bobhollyjr Yes. In season 3 Megatron tries to kill the original Optimus while he's still like stasis (which would've undone the events of G1) and to save that from happening, Primal puts Prime's spark in his own body, upgrading him to Optimal Optimus." @ZJemptv Queer time is real and it kinda unsettles me how many queers don't understand this. @degeneration sounds cute tho @joelax9 That's true Ravage was still alive for a hot minute there lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Yep! It works well enough but fuck do I miss my computer @joelax9 Yes but so was everyone else lol So I just determined my headphones work on mobile Discord meaning I can voice chat with my GFs much more easily. I figured this out about a week before we were set to get internet at this house making this discovery almost irrelevant lol @liddytronic That was a descendent of Prime but even he died and was resurrected lol Optimus Prime has died in a ton of continuities and I don't think there's ever been one where he stayed dead """Sleep mode"" is both wildly misleading and also completely accurate given the guy can never stay dead" Almost 20 years now. Which is... wow I'm gonna try not to think about that too much lol Back in the early 00's I spent all my time on video game message boards. @HaileyAdamsXXX wow we're pretty gay @HaileyAdamsXXX BUT THAT'S WHAT YOUR VOICE DID TO ME @MaiaFranklyn TRUTH @HaileyAdamsXXX I was tweeting that because of you hehehe @MaiaFranklyn can't wait to show you in person~ 😘 y'all I'm so fucking gay @Captain_V_Smith OMG I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT CONGRATS! 💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Seriously though now I'm nervous my town won't hold up lol. I've been so busy playing BotW! My town is definitely still a work in progress, please understand lol" @HaileyAdamsXXX wow gay~ 😘 "@weaponxtra That would require that the person posting the art thinks ahead to make sure only certain people can reply, which yeah could definitely happen but that tweet can still be screenshotted and anyone retweeting or liking can still be found and alerted." @ayyy_vuh @autotectonic That feeling still hits sometimes even years later @ayyy_vuh I dunno I'm on year 3 and that feeling hasn't let up much lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah I'm not convinced this'll make that problem any worse than it already is like do people not understand that echo chambers already exist on here and that replying to a bigot is almost never the thing that helped them become less bigoted "Kinda don't care that right wing bigots will be able to live in echo chambers on Twitter with this new ""who can reply"" feature when it also means trans people will be able to protect themselves from said bigots' transphobia." @machtackle coffin on wheels @PhyrexianThot hey wanna be gay and do crimes? :3 @ExistentialEnso CONGRATS GIRL @SixArmedSweater awwwww! 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb I love you too babe!!! 💕💕💕 @somedumbbinch Good luck! who named it frotting and not the large hard-on collider @ExistentialEnso It's SO worth it! Having genital dysphoria finally be gone is such a dream come true 💕 @ExistentialEnso Holy shit I hope you can make it happen that quickly! It was like just under two years from my first therapy appointment for my two letters and my surgery. @LittleLavvy And around your head I assume? :3 @ExistentialEnso I'm so fucking happy for you that you're starting the process! @LittleLavvy but those sound like my thighs >w> @okbillybunny oh really~ 😘 @StebMcDreb omg that's so gay @SomeBWord it's BULLSHIT "I think the actual Chris Chan is following me and it's fucking with me trying to figure out if it's actually her or a really, REALLY obsessed fan" @OzmaRacc @vexwerewolf same @TheNDqueerelf we'll have to conduct experiments to be sure @TheNDqueerelf gosh we must both be! wonder what two gay cuties can so with each other 🤔 @TheNDqueerelf wow gay~ DAMN I'm cute today! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/vQ9HqYn8QJ goddess I need to be fucked from behind "@okbillybunny self-perpetuating thirsty flower, if you will" "@RileyJayDennis I think machete order probably still holds up. 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9" @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgghg c-cute >/////> 💦 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX Big same @neolibreplygirl 👀 @AsilionFeo @evaliondragon LOVE THIS!!!!! Never unlocked this memory during my last playthrough so I had no idea they made such overt references to previous games! #BreathoftheWild https://t.co/I9C6Nf1kCP @ExistentialEnso yeah I asked for a medium rare pussy myself @okbillybunny Pretty sure it's illegal to be this hot @Calliethulhu it's our lot in life but we largely enjoy it @litterboxhex 😍😍😍 @FroyoBaggins can you believe I'm going to buy one next paycheck This is a really nice touch for the lore nerds #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Q6fdFHL6gz GOD crush my head between your ghost thighs PLEASE #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OwUbL1L6A0 @Tuplet I mean for context I can reliably bring myself to orgasm. Clit is fine. But a lot of my labia is still numb. But I don't think I need to start worrying about that for probably another six months or so. Fs in chat for thunderblight #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/md7qdNxuZh Found all the pieces of my rubber fetish gear. Time to kill a Thunderblight #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/pFvFknQwzC @litterboxhex CAT YOU'RE TOO HOT @TheCrystalStorm Oh gosh 😍 @StebMcDreb I hope you get to meet then both one day love 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF wow what a coincidence my vag desperately needs to be devoured 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF morgan they're clearly both of our future boobs My plans 2020 https://t.co/zI9KHTHidh @RiotGrrrlJemma Okay minus the followers thing because it's not applicable to me: SAME A friend sent me something from my Amazon wish list and I thought I remembered who it was but I guess I didn't? >.> @nyaakat WHY WAS THAT PERSON FOLLOWING ME FUCKING GROSS "@DelirusCrux Bomb arrows don't do any damage, probably because of his shield" Two adorable kitty voids 💕 https://t.co/sC8lbwKfaY when I lose my shield for no goddamn reason I'm not looking at Link or the text alerting me I'm looking at the fucking boss that's about to kill me wtf is wrong with you asshole devs I have such freedom everywhere except inside divine beasts freedom and exploration is encouraged except when it's not bomb arrows on a boss? hahaha fuck you do this specific dance we programmed what did you think this is an open world game this game has such a hard on for realism and that's its excuse for every annoying mechanic and then also makes you drop your shield and sword when you're electrocuted you know like in real life oh lol nvm the last phase is impossible "Okay apparently parrying this guy is way easier than I assumed. He's so fast it almost makes it easier? Party right before he appears in front of you. It's fast, but it's like, rhythm game fast. I dunno it's easier than I thought." @Tricliniangry lol implying I can counter @maegodhavemercy Yeah it's a needlessly obtuse dungeon. Meanwhile Medoh takes like 5 minutes I don't get it "@TimonicWulfgar More forgiving perhaps, but still effectively impossible for me" "@DammitBritta It doesn't go wherever, it always goes directly right behind them" @pathunstrom wow fuck this game "(It's clear they only want you to use arrows on octorocks and that's fine, but then why make the projectile bounce back at all? Do it like the mirror shield in previous games where it just crumbles in front of you)" "@IcyWitch35 @TimonicWulfgar I beat it 3 years ago without dodging or parrying somehow. Like, I promise you I did that lol" @IcyWitch35 @TimonicWulfgar It sucks real bad! It's one of the main reasons I put off retesting this game for years! @futanarchy @NeurologNyx HI THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY ADORABLE Remember how blocking an octorock's ranged attack used to reflect it back at it and didn't cocktease you by hitting right behind it and never actually killing it fun stuff @TimonicWulfgar Did you think I was parrying in this clip? @TimonicWulfgar Neither of those choices are easy? "@TimonicWulfgar Arrows will always hit a non-moving, non-shielded enemy in Ocarina. Not so in BotW." tid https://t.co/muKirwa2M2 "I had forgotten how to beat this guy beyond ""by far the hardest divine beast boss"" so I looked up a strategy that said the first wave involves hitting him enough times that his shield breaks? Anyway I've gone by through 3 of my own shields with no obvious progress on his 🙃" @TimonicWulfgar What I said? I'm not sure how else to word it @OzmaRacc https://t.co/opyXBAdfFR This fight is... fun(????) #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Fmn0rrIY3d "Hey remember when in Zelda games locking on actually locked on I miss that, they should do that again" @AngryNerdBird Yup! Seems like there might be a limit to how many will chip off if you don't collect them though? But it's like 40-50 if so which isn't bad. I will never be able to unsee this what have I done "On the Switch controller, the X button is on the Y axis and the Y button is on the X axis" @WynneCluster I'm sorry! They're not even following me so I dunno how this conversation even got started. @MxSpoon @WynneCluster And maybe they adopted the male coded words from Hylians. Makes sense! "@MxSpoon @WynneCluster I understand that words like brother and patriarch don't HAVE to be associated with maleness, but I think the intent of the gorons is undeniably coded male." Having the nerves slowly reawaken in your crotch over a period of months is an experience that defies description. I have this really intense paranoia over counterfeit Amiibos given how rare they are but I have no idea if that paranoia is based on anything rational? "I already have 3, just 19 more to go!" thinking I might fuck around and collect all the zelda amiibos @nocturnmusings impossible "@SeanWithersDraw I wasn't referring to you. Only detransition if you think it would make you happy, but I'm willing to bet it won't :/" dear goddess I'm gay #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YHmbaWDxES @cursedlewds 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵 "Like I get that it needs to have Star Wars in the title (I guess?) but adding ""a Star Wars story"" just sounds like a literal parody." "As much as I loved the two spin-off films, ""A Star Wars Story"" will always sound cornier than it ever needed to be" @FinalBossFemme Omg pretty! @cursedlewds hi yes how do you feel about pussy @OzmaRacc FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT @VirologyCami @nifedog @neolibreplygirl wow gay @ThatsSoTrinda You should! :3 omg thank you so much for this rupee farming trick @maegodhavemercy! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WsjsB2Sa07 I farmed so many the horn stopped dropping shards lol #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/sFHlHCkuDp This trick works! All those glowy things in the distance are pieces of horn worth 300 each! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Owk0AegBFA @JessicaCyboid Well that's a mood @nyaakat Only because you are~ :3 @nyaakat @JessicaCyboid My guess would've been mostly you need them 🤔 @Kilo_Cakewalk holding your breath... of the wild? :V @EntityofJustice @PrissyOrcGF (raisin is apparently French[?] for grape) I don't remember this tower from my last playthrough! I wonder what's at the bottom? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EclS85Zs1U @NikumanDroid Dr Pepper being prune juice is a myth @nyaakat hmmm you make a compelling point 🤔 @nyaakat there are days like now I wish I was more toppy >.> "@abrokentweeter @PrissyOrcGF Raisins don't taste like grapes, and artificial food flavors have never been more perfect. You could totally make a raisin soda. The question is would anyone drink it :P" @AngryGayRobot @PrissyOrcGF I had guessed but it was funnier to tweet that lol @PrissyOrcGF Yeah that's what I figured but given that's an English word it makes it sound like a new combination flavor lol @PrissyOrcGF No but seriously that toy looks heavenly 😍 "@PrissyOrcGF I'm sorry ""grape raisin""????" @OzmaRacc HELL YEAH @maegodhavemercy Please feel free to share everything you know. Player's guides have always been how I play games. @maegodhavemercy omg you're the best OKAY I'll try again :P @maegodhavemercy Oh THAT'S where his horn is? Well in any case he wasn't loading reliably. Sometimes leaving the cave and walking towards the spring made him spawn but then I lose that height advantage. I'll wait until I have a better bow at least @maegodhavemercy Oh that's a bow I don't think I've encountered yet .@maegodhavemercy why did you make this sound easy #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/T6OJ7dRgTN @maegodhavemercy Nah I already did that. He spawned instantly the first time I tried it (the updraft was not as powerful as I assumed and became wind blowing sideways very quickly so I had to try again). Someone else is saying he sometimes has loading issues. .@maegodhavemercy where's the dragon? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/k2wwIcJcPW @MxSpoon @WynneCluster Not anymore than we do with the Gerudo "@WynneCluster In previous games their leader is called a patriarch, they call friends ""brothers""..." WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/tvG6gM131k "oh my ever loving fuck please don't say ""pass"" in this context #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Fijx0K4t2o" @stackedbimbo 🥵🥵🥵 @stackedbimbo I'd like to see! :3 Nintendo should make the hero who carries the Triforce of Courage a woman at least once. There's ample room in the lore for that. Linkle is already a thing. Would make for less horrible interactions with the Gerudo. So as near as I can tell it might be: Male Gerudos: Exceedingly rare Gerudos with penises: Significantly less rare and some of them probably don't mind topping If they're a man: Not the biggest deal ever but we as players only ever meet one and it's Ganon. So this is unprecedented. If they're a trans woman: That honestly makes the fact that male Gerudos are rare a lot more realistic and inclusive. The peculiarities of Gerudo reproduction means that whether this person is considered a man or woman by themselves or their people it recontextualizes a lot. Wait are they a Gerudo??? That's kind of a big deal??? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/f7RHzZ7p5P Seriously imagine taking the philosophy of FF7R's take on gender bending and apply it to this BotW quest. It's suddenly a lot more bearable. Final Fantasy 7 in 1997: Cloud crossdresses in a way that didn't age well Breath of the Wild in 2017: Oh yeah? Link crossdresses too! Final Fantasy 7 Remake in 2020: Cloud crossdresses in a celebration of queerness that explicitly states beauty is beyond gender. BotW: ... fuck "Okay these options have a choice I don't hate choosing, that's a bit better #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/t9mKqzHjpX" hi I hate both these choices what the actual fuck #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ydrUbnuoKU "@MaiaFranklyn Very true, I just love me some trans fanon" @Yumi_Sparkles I think it's worth at least trying Is Beedle wearing a binder? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/UB4grJJ73m Speaking as a lesbian I'd like to thank Nintendo for creating Gerudos and their entrancing abs #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/HAswl5avC4 @MoneyAlt800 I agree 100% 💕 @MoneyAlt800 I'm excited for BotW 2! So I guess that must've done something right lol "@MoneyAlt800 Basically I think the best, most memorable moments of this game rely on what's effectively luck (which is a big part of discovery itself), and that randomness is fun, but a can be double edged sword." "@MoneyAlt800 I had a lot of trouble applying those lessons to outside of shrines the last time I played. Which again, is that my fault or Nintendo's? I honestly don't know. Probably mine, but I felt robbed of the perfect Zelda game everyone was enjoying. I've warmed up to it since at least." "@MoneyAlt800 The best way to enjoy this game, as far as my tastes and interests go, is to either be more creative/smarter, more patient, or to look everything up. And that's not bad, but it's a lot." "@MoneyAlt800 And again, I don't have a solution to that but that's terrible! That was a weaker game for you! And yeah I can play it traditionally but it's way more boring and often harder. That's cold comfort." "@MoneyAlt800 You know that meme for Mario Maker where it says ""oh you're so smart? You make the fucking game then""? That's how I sometimes feel with the way this game's puzzles are. Like, I have to constantly be innovating and creative when that's kinda the game dev's job." "@MoneyAlt800 Again, I like BotW, I'm just trying to describe the feeling this open-endedness gives me." "@MoneyAlt800 It's like, the designers give me tasks, and if I struggle and look up how to do it, it's just ""oh this clever way you didn't think of"" and *I* feel like an idiot when in any other Zelda game the path forward would've been clear." "@MoneyAlt800 I don't have an answer either, honestly. I'm just getting my thoughts out while revisiting a game that's perplexed me for years." "@MoneyAlt800 Like I JUST found out about octo balloons being able to lift stuff. It was in a loading screen tip so the game told me, but... I dunno I guess the freedom of choice feels like too much for me sometimes." "@MoneyAlt800 Yeah it's weird, I don't think that's a bad thing. In most games, finding a clever way to do stuff is really exciting. I guess what I'm getting at though is all the players for whom the chemistry system never clicked for them. That was me the first time I played. For 30 hours." @MoneyAlt800 The exploration is fun. I like the exploration. But it leads to the game potentially being wildly different experiences for each player which can be a not so great thing (though admittedly just as often is a magical thing). "@MoneyAlt800 I assume they're for players like me who are terrible with the combat lol But like that's what I'm getting at kinda? There are a number of ways to make the game trivial. And if you find them it can suck and if you never find them, it can also suck." @maegodhavemercy I'm definitely gonna do that when I need rupees next. Thanks! @maegodhavemercy Hell yeah! Thank you! "Here's a good analogy: A lot of BotW feels more like a puzzle toy than a video game (not a bad thing necessarily), and half the time it's as if I found out the marble puzzle toy I got you can just... open and move the marble with your hand and I'm not sure if that counts???" @maegodhavemercy I prefer my gambling house unless you have a guaranteed place to find a flame sword lol @Kilo_Cakewalk Nice! Thank you! "@Kirsten_Tiger Zelda is by far one of my favorite game series and I go back and forth on BotW. I'm having way more fun with it this time around, but it still not even in my top five Zeldas. And yet I have to concede it's one of the best made Zeldas ever? Even if it's not for me? It's weird." "And that's not inherently bad, but it gives me a very specific vibe that I haven't been able to fully parse my feelings on for 3 years." "And this whole ""How am I supposed to play? I think I just broke it but it worked in my favor so that's cool I guess"" is a reaction I have SO MUCH with this game. It's not broken like say, a Bethesda game is. But it's so free-form and unguided that it feels... accidental?" @Kilo_Cakewalk Oh neat! "I no longer fear most combat unlike I did last time for 30 hours. And I guess I was supposed to discover this myself, but I didn't. And again, who's fault is that? I honestly don't know. You could make an argument either way." Here's a great example of the night and day experience I had with never looking stuff up to always looking stuff up: Didn't know how powerful durians are originally. There's A TON just north of Faron Tower. Five cooked durians gives you TWENTY temporary hearts. "@TheKarilas That more or less tracks with how I played too, expect that first 30 hours or so was 3 years ago lol" "@ChrysKitten It's in Lurelin! It's the biggest house there, can't miss it" "The workaround I've found is just look everything up online the SECOND it becomes an issue. Pry open every last secret this game has. Go against what was clearly the core philosophy of this game. I'm having fun, but... man that's a bummer." "Which is not a bad design philosophy, but sometimes I just need that one fish or god an ice rod would be really nice right now or whatever and it just feels more like a wall than exploration." "BotW seems to resist being min maxed. Not entirely (I'm literally min maxing now), but clearly they wanted a game that has exploration deep in its DNA. Don't horde weapons, don't horde ingredients, sell whatever you're not using right now: You'll stumble upon new stuff soon." @ModestyAran Definitely! "Given that there's a workaround with the gambling chests in Lurelin, I actually don't mind too much this time around, but my first playthrough where I didn't want to look shit up (which is how I found Cloyne) was fucking miserable. Is that my fault or Nintendo's? I dunno." "Compared to previous Zelda games, BotW is really stingy with rupee drops, and it's clear they wanted to incentivize players to sell stuff, but like... there's so many ingredients and I don't want to have to find any of it again, you know?" Right now in BotW I'm spending a couple hours grinding rupees from Cloyne's 3 treasure chest gambling house (if you savescum it it's relatively quick cash) because this game pretty obviously expects you to make most of your money by selling items you might end up needing later. @RhymesWithSheRa I hear he expresses vulnerability in the DLC? @xxx24sonic @Katabassist @StebMcDreb hhhhggghh wait that's really hot >/////< @StebMcDreb love you babe~ 😘 "It was also a really smart move making the Rito and Zora separate, concurrent species. They're both wonderfully unique races that deserve to be legacy races that continue to return for future sequels." "@StebMcDreb I think it's totally fair for you to be a big, round, immobile balloon~" I really love how they do remixes of Zora's Domain (OoT) and Dragon Roost Island (WW) for the Zora and Rito villages respectively in BotW. The 3D Zelda games were my first Zeldas and it's really a nostalgic feeling hearing that music. @RhymesWithSheRa You're replying to a scene that is at the end of the dungeon lol "@StebMcDreb Just thinking of how much you want to be a round blueberry, love~" hey @StebMcDreb it's your favorite thing haha just kidding aww yeah now we're talking~ #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/s1hKPd6teH "That's the correct response, Link #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/cbOkTlwFWD" Am I supposed to like this asshole? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/MnrmoQvppD "@SweetBeans99 I've really enjoyed your art's transition from Rocko's Modern Life-esque to smoother, softer, and more pastel." "@deathpigeon He might be bi, but he could also just be comfortable in his sexuality and have a few writers who think it's funny/hot to have him thirst after hot men. Not sure we have evidence either way?" @deathpigeon Keep in mind a team of people write his scripts @Katabassist Yay 💕 anyway pussy sure smells really fucking good "@ExistentialEnso @suezobeam I mean you don't wake up in pain, but you wake up to needing to manage pain with regular pain meds. But yeah the rest of that list are definitely real things. I'm still not sure where I found the courage." "too much girl in the equation, impossible to solve" "Conversely, pre-transition did I hate how my body smelled because gender dysphoria or because I'm mostly not into men? 🤔" Do I love how my body smells now because gender euphoria or because I'm extremely gay WILD BIRDS SMASH UNLIMITED BURGER ENTRANCE ENTRANCE "@GonzoLink ""Same SJW bullshit, different day, only difference is they're wearing masks for no reason this time"" would be my guess." "I have never had a stronger ""this website is free"" moment than right now" "@DevourerRose I think you should change it to something that fits you better! Also if you keep your pfp the same for a while, the transition should be smoother for most people." @cursedlewds BAAAAABE OMG 🥵💕 I would like this bird to fuck me #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ZgGjFYeDlY @Notactuallysmol OMG I LOVE THIS "@MeganAlison17 You should! It's a good game about the end of the world, which is really fitting for right now" hell yea #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WzuOFsI2QR @Calliethulhu Oh hell yeah we're both hot 💕 @futanarchy I can't believe the Baha Men are no better than Alien Ant Farm I think it's going 1 HP per hit. And of COURSE I'm gonna wait lol The enemy AI in this game is great #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/hUSV8CbunR @futanarchy THAT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD SONG ON THAT ALBUM WTF @futanarchy WHAT @futanarchy MY FAVORITE DIMENSION TBH Zora's Domain is so goddamn pretty in this game #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Zop5Qba8mM @ScarlettHairdye @TheCrystalStorm EXACTLY I'm not above cheesing this game #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Ymk6wuYhOf @Calliethulhu Correct @Tricliniangry The fact that you can only board horses better be fucking fixed by BotW 2 D:< @JosieKendamu @Azure_Husky @flaplette I try to do the same! I actually really love playing that way. I do it in Elder Scrolls games too. @cynnamonTV gosh >//////> "@JosieKendamu @Azure_Husky @flaplette Yeah the bomb arrow thing is annoying but it's part of the larger ""don't get attached to any weapon"" thing the game does which I also don't like but it's baked into the entire thing at such a fundamental level I tolerate it lol" "@JosieKendamu @Azure_Husky @flaplette I know there was probably a misunderstanding here, but I was mainly talking about cliffs and like, there's no switching to another thing there. I get that with weapons and gear, nothing is sacred and the game actively discourages most min maxing. It makes it VERY clear lol." @JosieKendamu @Azure_Husky @flaplette I don't yet have the bird upgrade and I'm mainly talking about scaling cliffs which the game just makes you wait for. Removing voice chat won't work. I understand that. Also: Voice chat is way harsher on people like me. These are two true things. I'm mildly dyslexic myself. I also have terrible eyesight. HATE reading in games. In Overwatch I'm thrown in with other players who never use voice chat and I often competently miss info shared in text chat. It's transphobes jumping on an accidental micro aggression and using it as a transparent post hoc justification for their transphobia and no one is fucking fooled. @cynnamonTV Happy birthday cutie!!! 💕💕💕 "Even if she literally said ""games shouldn't even have voice chat,"" a marginalized person trying to find solutions to a problem like this is allowed to make mistakes literally talking about a fucking hypothetical that she can't even enforce anyway." Saying that voice chat makes women and queer people feel vulnerable doesn't mean you hate dyslexic people come the fuck on. "@JosieKendamu @Azure_Husky @flaplette Most of the time (there are exceptions, but I'm talking about most of the time), ""keeps going"" here means ""put the Switch down for five minutes"" which to me doesn't feel like the intended result." "@Roodypatooti Climbing while it rains isn't a 100% chance of slipping, so with enough luck, a small enough cliff, and a lot of stamina food/elixirs you can sometimes force your way through." "@SweetBeans99 I would like the challenge a lot more (and I'm not just saying this, I really would) if the game had any tools to counteract this." Also a magical fucking fire sword COULD be waterproof. Nintendo is kinda being needlessly pedantic with that one. "@flaplette It's literally just for realism. It's PERHAPS mildly interesting the first time you encounter it, but then it's just obnoxious for the next 30 hours." BotW 2 better have gear and spells that can help with this. "What's especially ridiculous about not being able to wait it out with a campfire is that's like, 90% of the situations I'd want to use a campfire! Like I get you can't just make fire waterproof in a game like this but like... come on." @AssembledGhost @ThatHeckinRobin how is she so cute??? @dead_girly HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY "Realism isn't impressive when it detracts from playing the game. I am literally incentivised to not play. Not stop playing, but pause playing while it runs and I do something else." Rain is such a unbelievably bad addition to Breath of the Wild. Can't climb Can't wait out the rain with a camp fire unless you find cover (good luck) My fire sword doesn't work I just wasted a bomb arrow It's just 100% feel bad mechanics while you PUT THE GAME DOWN AND WAIT We're watching old episodes of Best of the Worst and I'm uncomfortable with how young everyone looks. 2012 couldn't possibly have been that long ago come on "@arthur_affect I don't think the quotes around retro are needed there. 20 years is the minimum for the word retro, surely?" @QueenStodge I can't get one of her arms to stay in car mode lol But otherwise yeah it's fairly solid! @AssembledGhost @ThatHeckinRobin OMG THAT'S TOO CUTE @SweetBeans99 Cutie! 💕 SNAPPY GATOR CHILD @QueenStodge I recently got her too! Great figure! Better than the car mode version I also just got lol "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh god I'm so sorry, Emma :/" "@Ferrariic @W3sheb @Lithdreyn @opaque_shadow @rethebear @Azure_Husky Yeah this sounds exactly like the kind of trumped up bullshit people pretend to be angry about in order to harass a trans woman online, thank you for confirming my suspicions." Swindle has joined the Well of All Sparks 😭 Oh this was a very me way of finding out Fred Willard had died @Uber_Anne hey same @Uber_Anne *thunk* Yeah you could say I'm familiar with the process #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/quirfMjGYZ @Lexidrawn LOVE IT Always pay for your porn #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OKN5AZRVaj @RaeGun2k also needing toilet paper for it already had the experience of realizing after it was too late that the roll needed to be changed because my brain hadn't yet associated peeing with double checking the TP situation lol @stackedbimbo OMG JAMIE 😍😍😍😍💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF 😍💕 @Oh_Its_Just_Jo oh gosh 👀 @Sparx_x_x OMG CONGRATS GIRL @stackedbimbo oh gosh really 👀 @TargetmasterJoe @chrismcfeely Early in production at least it was very much intended to be the Raimi Spidey from what I've read. I've yet to see it though so I dunno if that's still a possibility. @Calliethulhu TOO REAL "@BethBec0mesHer It's that feeling of constantly cheesing the chemistry system that just makes me feel more like I'm playing with a broken toy than a fun toy box, though I totally get why people enjoy that. I might too if I upgrade the right stuff! Thank you for the stasis tip!" @BethBec0mesHer I dumped like 30 hours into this game the first time and never knew about upgraded stasis what the shit. This is not clever or fun. Telegraph that shit to the player. "@BethBec0mesHer Last time I played this game and nearly beat it I struggled through so much of it partly because shit like that isn't told to the player. I get the idea of exploration, but sometimes I want to progress, not just explore." @BethBec0mesHer and I'm at the wrong angle and wasted an entire wave and have to reload. That. Is. Shitty. Combat. "@BethBec0mesHer Or how just now during the fight to get into Ruto, the timing of using my sword on the ice blocks doesn't make any sense, I'm running out if arrows, the ice blocks RESPAWN if I get hit, I get to the last pink orb, slow time..." "@BethBec0mesHer But I'm talking about the finicky shit. When a test of strength droid expects me to use air currents to rise above and strike down, only for the strike to miss multiple times." @BethBec0mesHer Bombs do hardly any damage and arrows are rare enough that I don't find them reliable. Does stasis work on enemies? Link isn't just destined to be the hero of Hyrule. He's also destined to fall in love with a fish girl. @Kaelyrhn It's part of the same overall IP is my point. "@liddytronic I think it's more about committing to one style rather than ending up with the worst of both worlds. Twilight Princess knew what it wanted to be aesthetically, and I think as a result it's a comparably strong aesthetic." "While Breath of the Wild did do it better, I'm in general not super thrilled with the ""what if Twilight Princess aesthetic but just smeared cell shading over everything"" approach Skyward Sword started. So when I notice details I like, I'll definitely take note." I never noticed that hatching on Sidon's texture before! Pretty! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RCMzWCpI56 Hey it's that fish husbando everyone loves #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bTMvVdeqev "@AnaMardoll Nah, cis people don't know what it feels like to be denied that feeling. So they kinda do, but mostly don't. At least I assume." "Plus it's the fucking He-Man universe! I'm sorry, what ""ending""?" "Like I dunno, most shows benefit from being a few seasons I guess. But I know Netflix doesn't like their shows to go past a few because people don't stick with shows that long. That's not a good reason to limit the length of a series." "I will absolutely get to watching She-Ra eventually I promise, but it was really weird watching most of the first season, putting off watching the next ones for what felt like not very long, and then hearing about the last season coming out." "@AnaMardoll I SQUEALED READING THIS SO," @chrismcfeely - It sounds way catchier - Easier to trademark - That Peter is implied to be the Raimi Spidey is he not? """Why does my memory wanna call slimes Alan?"" ""Oh it's a Nintendo Power thing"" ""Oh yeah that was me, hey there"" Just makes me smile, I dunno" The internet is truly a weird and wonderful place https://t.co/xLetOvFjCT "@AnaMardoll Really, really, really glad you got to this point, though. Gender euphoria is the absolute best 💕" @AnaMardoll Just hearing what you shared through social media over the years I'm forced to agree :/ @PrissyOrcGF That's a LOT of locations/metaphors for the self/body all in one dream. I'd reflect on what your brain might be trying to tell you if you haven't already. @Azure_Husky YUP IT'S A LITTLE TELLING "@Azure_Husky Like, I'm not interested in saying someone else's sexuality is incorrect, but the fact that this ""woman-aligned"" example exists seems to suggest true monosexuality is really, really rare. It's more about what words we prefer than strict definitions though, so that's kinda moot." "@Azure_Husky And that's such a backwards and insulting way to view it! If you find someone who isn't a woman attractive and you're first response is ""Well, you're BASICALLY a woman"" that's not a great look!" "@Azure_Husky And the ironic thing is, had this newer, stricter definition of lesbian never caught on, I'm not sure I'd need to call myself anything but simply be ""lesbian"" It's like, I'm trying to play by these strict rules. Not my fault they're unenforceable." "@Azure_Husky Sexuality and gender refuses every attempt at boxes and it's worrying how many people don't understand that. I'm a bi lesbian for a lot of reasons, but the simplest and most obvious reason is that not all feminine people are women. Gender will never be defined so rigidly." "@ArmlessKittyfox @AnaMardoll If you're right, the person who wrote that cannot be reasoned with because they didn't reason themselves into that bizarre theory. Which, yeah that's a thing people do, but it goes from ""almost has a point"" to ""may as well be typing random words"" which is annoying." @caraesten I try to deescalate as much as possible but hoo boy does it take a lot of work. "@ArmlessKittyfox @AnaMardoll But then their entire argument makes no fucking sense. They're saying ""you get this choice, and choosing correctly makes you a good person"" and then follows it up with ""and if you literally can't? Bad person""" "@AnaMardoll Also it's really interesting what kind of moralizing exists on 4ch*n. It sounds like a conservative wrote this. If I was arguing this, I wouldn't go on and on about how it's simply the right thing to do, I'd say doing it when you can just makes the world better for everyone." "@AnaMardoll ""A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal"" I know it's 4ch*n and I'm pretty sure they meant ""refuses to do this"" but regardless, Y I K E S" @anarchistways Second time. First time I did almost everything except defeat Ganon @NewGenderWhoDis It's the awkward side of polyam to be sure :/ My core relationships are based around who I live with (the rest are long distance so they kinda have to be secondary). I'm not sure how one sorts out who's secondary beyond that. Human hearts are weird things *hugs* @penelope_zone whomst among us @abrokentweeter (I'm ordering a copy don't worry lol) @abrokentweeter Yeah it being on Netflix doesn't exactly help when you live out in the middle of nowhere with crummy internet lol @SixArmedSweater on it https://t.co/X07yxX9DZs "@TheMadMissMovie I mean yes, I will buy any toy of her but ML is the ultimate one for me lol" Liv Octavia Marvel Legends when The fact that Doc Ock is my favorite Spidey villain and my favorite thing ever is female versions of male characters I'm pretty sure it's a war crime that I still haven't seen Spiderverse yet >.> @jaythefawn BABEY :D @biggestjoel I've only ever seen the first one but this sounds like a really poorly thought out explanation as to why we don't see dragons around anymore. Thanks... people of Berk... you let them die(????) @MaiaFranklyn okay now Stow-on-Side from Pokemon makes a lot more sense to me @Sparx_x_x yesssss I'm in the cool kids club 😎 @Sparx_x_x Several members of our system are 🥰 @Sparx_x_x I giggle-snorted @OneLameShark Scrapface? How have I not heard of this one? @StebMcDreb gorgeous gf 😍💕 @StebMcDreb often 😘 Last time I played I stayed far away from the test of strength shrines but not this time! Finally beat my first one after like 30 tries The combat in Breath of the Wild sucks ass Zora's are so cute imo #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/C2kUPNN2xi @ArtifexH @okbillybunny Of course I do! @DevourerRose heh >////> I- I'm sorry??? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/FjzBXUzXa2 LOVE HER #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PcqW6edrlY *THANK SO EXCITED I CAN'T SPELL LOL @sapphixy ohhhhhhh it's hrt for Link! [cw nsfw] Omg I too forgot this wasn't posted lol! This is my Goblin Rogue Zaktrax AND I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THAN YOU AGAIN VANILLA 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb @ArmlessKittyfox @transgirlinSEA @DevourerRose @HaileyAdamsXXX *HUFFS* @transgirlinSEA @DevourerRose @StebMcDreb @HaileyAdamsXXX I AM BLUSHING SO MUCH AT THIS THREAD @ServantoftheFae @transgirlinSEA @abrokentweeter @DevourerRose @HaileyAdamsXXX SO gay~ @somedumbbinch the second one >/////> @somedumbbinch hhhggghhhh 💦 @transgirlinSEA @StebMcDreb @DevourerRose @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm literally called out oh no @DevourerRose @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX @StebMcDreb We tried so hard to take it slow lol In my defense she's extremely cute @DevourerRose @transgirlinSEA @abrokentweeter @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm a pajama bottoms girl most of the time myself @transgirlinSEA @DevourerRose @HaileyAdamsXXX *HUFFS LOUDLY AND BLUSHES* D:< D:< D:< @DevourerRose @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX lol I'm too gay apparently @HaileyAdamsXXX @DevourerRose @transgirlinSEA that's my motto! too real right now #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Y49SsmUvBe @DevourerRose @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX hey babe we're over here bein real gay I'm sorry what https://t.co/yXzTgOKhY6 @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX I love YOU both so much! @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX so very very gay x.x (For the both of you gosh~) @transgirlinSEA @HaileyAdamsXXX wow gay~ @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgffffggffhh >//////> 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX Haileeeeey that's like my biggest fetish >//////> @cafesogay OH I GET IT New sticker from @hardcodedgame! :3 https://t.co/zDJOWdmbN5 I WANT THAT CHEST HOW GET D:< #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9iKGuBbl8V wait what #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/O44nqzAR7u "You can't make me wear clothes, old man #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/x8KuP7M92e" @transgirlinSEA I guess Link DOES look better without them 🤔 I made steamed hams! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mK2zIDkafy I'm realizing I forget to put on clothes??? Where are those again? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/aq8hj1rDt5 Okay so the quick weapon select in Breath of the Wild I almost never used when I played it in WiiU and I'd like to change that this time around. But it's only showing melee weapons? Where's quick select for ranged weapons? Got the itch to play this again. Maybe I'll beat it this time! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/fsgChUwukm @OzmaRacc gosh me too :3 @OzmaRacc wow slut~ @transgirlinSEA sometimes 😘 @MadameMoonsugar @SteampunkPenny Can't wait to show you in person! :3 @PrissyOrcGF omg your cooking always looks so delicious!! @tf_fic YESSSSS @Trancister All over the world RIP 😭 "@ExistentialEnso I only feel they're linked due to comparing how open sex feels now compared to when I thought I was cishet. Doesn't mean it's inherently queer, but the joy I feel from being queer and the joy I feel from being openly sexual overlaps so much it's hard to tell where they end." @lucashoal 👀👀👀 blushing furiously as a BUNCH of hot friends I know are DTF like that tweet gosh 😍 "@StebMcDreb THE FUCKED UP THING IS THAT, YEAH, I GUESS IT'S THE ONLY ""GOOD"" REPLY YOU CAN GIVE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE WITHDRAWING FROM THE ELECTION HATE THIS COUNTRY" I love the wonderful blurring between friends and lovers that being gay brings. Casual sex with friends is SO. GOOD. @cursedlewds omg excited for you! :3 "I assume this is his way of avoiding just saying Reade is lying, but like, you know you can just step down, right Joe? Like if you had integrity?" What a fucking farce this entire election is I believe this is the third time Biden himself has literally said not vote for him with the words coming from his own mouth @TheNDqueerelf @cuddlestopheles I mean every bottom does lol "@ArtyMaus lol that's the story of so many transfemmes My bottom dysphoria was just ""yeah I want a vagina but I can live with this for a bit"" then like 6 months on HRT I'd get these waves of dysphoria where it almost hurt to have that thing x.x" @QueenStodge Mine arrived a few weeks ago but there was a lot of other stuff too and I'm slowly working through it all lol "@daggertrout @ZJemptv YUP they came in multiple sizes too! It was definitely one of those ""Oh, I mean I guess this makes sense"" realizations but something I never would've predicted being a Colorado/California girl." @HexLatex omg this is wholesome @LapineWitchGirl Saying it like a punishment when we all know they're gonna love their clit way more :3c @ErinInTheMorn me and my polycule except hair ties @cuddlestopheles my mouth reflexively opened gosh >////< @Sona_Sonara Literally had a mutual livetweet that game over the past several weeks lol @SarahSwitchy @headphones_cat @biggestjoel why did Joel use the screenshot he did wtf lol "@ZJemptv One thing that stuck with me when I lived in Orlando for a few months is every single Walgreens had gator heads Like, dried gator heads? With glass eyes and like the tongues and stuff pulled out? Presumably as souvenirs? They were as prevalent as every store's Disney section lol" @Azure_Husky True facts 😍 @headphones_cat @biggestjoel Nah they're virtually the same size I don't get it either @JenApparently ... worth it >.> (Where's it being sold?) @cursedlewds Oh hey breakfast! :3 @ConfusedSwitch y-yes gosh 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX @TransQTClaire Mmmmm tasty dinner :P @ConfusedSwitch hhggfhgghf 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG THAT SOUNDS SO HOT 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX cute :3 @ExistentialEnso I have a lot of fond memories going there with my dad in that era. Didn't they use to have a salad bar or am I misremembering? @DevourerRose 😘😘😘 WANNA KISS GIRLS @heynetters SAME @CaseyExplosion OMG I LOVE THIS??? @ExistentialEnso Cutie 💕 @Notactuallysmol omg who is it? 😳 @HaileyAdamsXXX @SabineIsgood yes I do gosh! 💕 I'm so fucking gay for girls omg @HaileyAdamsXXX @SabineIsgood omg 😍 @cursedlewds omg 😳😳😳💦💦💦 @ArtyMaus nnnghgghh but now that's all *I* can think about!!! >////< @Jasonyboi I was having the exact same problem lol I plan to do a round two tomorrow to get it all @cynnamonTV omg the toys are pink omg 👀 I had been debating what console to get Final Fantasy 1 on and forgot that I already have it on NES Classic lol @twentyfourcara TRANS ROOM 😍 @vexwerewolf Fun way to go though Get to see the entire rest of the history of the universe before you die @isthatyourmain 💕💕💕!!!!!! @cynnamonTV 👀👀👀 @cynnamonTV hhghg @cynnamonTV *huffs* D:< "@cynnamonTV Is it supposed to make sapphics blushy because like," @cynnamonTV Omg I love that hat 😳 "This guy is a beefy voyager-sized toy which I appreciate. I also like that it's a new character rather than like, I dunno Ratchet or someone lol https://t.co/Y1R51y8o32" Who you gonna call? https://t.co/zik7fhVlPb @HaileyAdamsXXX (also my heart's fluttering too aaaaaa) "@HaileyAdamsXXX I have that figure somewhere, but it's the 10th anniversary repaint from 14 years ago lol I also have the newer, more articulated adult collector version! :3" @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg I've never done that that'd be so nice!!! Maybe tomorrow? What time are you free? My town or yours? >w> @HaileyAdamsXXX He had a squirt gun weapon! Makes sense! Also that's adorable :3 "@nocturnmusings Gotcha! It was post-out, post-discovery for me! I've had this account since 2009 but didn't even get past 100 followers until I started using it as my current self :3" @HaileyAdamsXXX I mean since I do literally all of that when I interact with you? I'd say there's probably a decent chance~ *bites lip* (omg omg omg I'm blushing) @HaileyAdamsXXX hmmmmm it is a mystery~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX It's okay that's why I explained :P 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX TALKING ABOUT MY CRUSH ON YOU BUT YES CELESTE IS VERY CUTE "@HaileyAdamsXXX Well, I don't have a crush on Blathers :3" @HaileyAdamsXXX Blathers is my perfect son @nocturnmusings Discovery? @mode_view OMG SERIOUSLY I NEVER KNEW THAT @MadameMoonsugar Heck yes! 💕💕💕 @ErinInTheMorn Today kinda sucked but it got better 🥰 @ErinInTheMorn Yes Way too often lol @GenderBanana HEY D:< @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis FUCKING. MOOD. Yooka-Laylee comic also came in the mail today :3 https://t.co/0bHSjQLfIA @okbillybunny Gender is so weird. That's part of why I settled on agender woman 🤷‍♀️ Friendly reminder that I do have an AD~ 👀 @NSalamanderFW @nyaakat tiddies too cute! First time shaving my bits since surgery and it was a bit more treacherous than I anticipated since not all the nerves are awake >.> But I was careful and now it's just nice and smooooooth the way I love it 🥰 @ArtifexH Same! @Weedledouble Nope! Mine is in an adorable sitting position! https://t.co/FlbaRoqlcg @The_Beebles You make a VERY compelling argument 🤔 "NEW STUFFIES CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY Some (very very wrong and grumpy) people say ""Kat, you have way too many stuffies!"" To which I say: Giant Yoshi https://t.co/1tR0cIqvAo" @little_lizzie22 whomst among us can with all these cuties on this site I'd be really into a G1-ified Cheetor with a blocky cheetah mode tbh Hope that's what this is "@StebMcDreb use me *wiggles butt""" @StebMcDreb guess you'll have to release all your pent up frustrations on me then~ Transition goals @AraAraLadyGrey T U M @ManjiButt Oh well lol OMG FINALLY <3 <3 <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Q2FT4Ig1m5 @MommyBlakesFeet 🥵🥵🥵 @MommyBlakesFeet I cannot overstate how badly I want that rn @nyaakat AAAAAA THIS IS SO CUTE OMG @MommyBlakesFeet gghggg 💦 might be depressed but at least I'm hot https://t.co/VuHK8DZ6IW am I doing the pms thing or am I just crying all day for no reason? who knows @DevourerRose same :/ "this is like just a vaguely unsettling scp it won't kill you, but people really prefer to stay away" max noodle pictured I'm supremely glad Sonic's limbs didn't get any more noodly after this @MadameMoonsugar Extremely 😍 @ExistentialEnso DUCK BAB @isthatyourmain oh gosh! 💕 @isthatyourmain Oh lol Totally fine if you didn't do one for me obliviously! I've just had a weird day. I really love seeing your doodles 💕 @isthatyourmain Oh no I lost track of which one I am RIP @PrissyOrcGF THEY'RE SO GOOD @PrissyOrcGF AAAAA THESE LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU MORGAN 😍😍😍 @neolibreplygirl it's such a smart design smart people designed this site @nyaakat Hell yeah! Congrats! How'd it feel? :O "Nobody cares about Captain Tarpals existing because the problem isn't how Gungans look, you know?" Gungans look rad as shit what kind of question is this TOO BE FAIR the origami power ups in that game were known as curses so at least the lore is being consistent here """Oh sure! I did that in Thousand Year Door actually! Quite often!"" https://t.co/LdrT4O4LCP" @illyrian94 My only guess is it's for people trying to remember Tim Burton's name but like... oof @ayyy_vuh I resemble this remark! So proud of Them's Fightin' Herds. I'm horrible at fighting games but I couldn't not help Kickstart it! And the fact that it's at Evo is just... wow @TheFintauSystem omw "@IsabellaFelipeO I hate the term hucow because it sounds awful on my ears but yes I'm definitely a fan, moo~" "Don't tell me the same thing happened with Under the Umbrella Tree, I don't think my heart could take it" Oh gosh I thought it was depressing how many episodes of Adventures In Wonderland were lost... only 15 of 115 episodes of Dumbo's Circus still exist! My childhood!!! x.x https://t.co/s8nQzSWiLn I accidently bent the underwire of my favorite bra 😭 @somedumbbinch y-yes 👀 "Seriously though if you walk through the logic here... ""Man I'm so tired of pussy, if only women had buttholes"" ???????????" @Quiara @AnaMardoll She was introduced as the mayor's assistant in the first game where you got to be the mayor. So she worked with you a lot. It was really cute. @TheEpicDewback That's my theory too lol "keep Kat a constantly pregnant, milk-leaking, moaning slut and you win 🥵💦 https://t.co/DDYxvFzAAY" "Okay the prevalence of late May birthdays can't just be me noticing more because my birthday is late May as well It's like, a TON of my friends" "@HaileyAdamsXXX omg there's no way you're over 30! (I mean, you seem like you're about my age but there's no way I'M over 30 :P)" @AnaMardoll In previous games she didn't do this. She used to have a much more active role and wasn't just taking up space. It's kinda sad :/ the reviews of my new pussy are in @QuestForTori I am ALWAYS down for more cute girl characters :3 "@QuestForTori It's so funny because like, even their creative characters weren't even pushing the design bible that hard! Gombella is a Goomba with hair! Koops is literally just a Koopa!" @SixArmedSweater yesssss omg let's get bred! "@QuestForTori Oof! I feel so guilty because I own the first M&L game and could never bring myself to beat it, and the rest of the series for years I said ""Oh I'll get to it eventually"" Maybe I should track them all down soon..." @SixArmedSweater wanna be gravid so bad @QuestForTori I get that Nintendo wants a unified brand design but that one time it was just hundreds of identical Toads? Like Toadette exists. Toadsworth exists. Paper Mario 1 and 2 exists! You can have a unified look for 99% of your games while still letting PM get creative. @QuestForTori That's a good point. Did that remake of M&L ever come out? @pseudonymjones The last several PM games have looked really pretty imo but I'm just not interested if it isn't an RPG with interesting character designs. We HAD that! One of them was the best RPG of all time! What's wrong with Nintendo? @somedumbbinch *whimpers* >/////< "@somedumbbinch I'm uh, very sensitive and squirmy, yes >/////>" @QuestForTori My only guess is they want to differentiate themselves from Mario & Luigi? Which is a great series that I've also mostly skipped if I'm being honest. Not for any particular reason. I just could never get into it. "@QuestForTori Oof. Well, that's another PM game I don't need to play then. I do not understand long running AAA franchises being terrified of turn based RPG combat." @somedumbbinch 🥵🥵🥵 @somedumbbinch gfdssgghhddf so mean~ 💦 (I mean it CAN be if you wanna try some hormones~) fellas is it gay to have sex with a lot of women https://t.co/EvMn2Ij2iH @morkitten Every time they announce a new Paper Mario I just hope beyond hope that it'll be an actual RPG and have interesting characters. I feel like it's not too much to ask and yet @QuestForTori See I avoided Sticker Star like the plague so I dunno what that combat looks like. I just assumed that meant a return to form? What are you seeing that I'm not? @DozingDreamers fffgghhgffhgddd 💕 @sillygaymiria I feel this so much @MagsVisaggs One kinda has to with Torrid lol @mode_view I seriously wanna get one of those womb tattoos @CaseyExplosion given that Toby Fox was years ahead of his time I'm gonna say: 28 trans girls make me so blushy it's unfair @ThatHeckinRobin Cuuuuute! 😍 @ComradCapacitor felt my skin crawl thx @GenderBanana yesssss 😍 @mode_view ABSOLUTELY @penelopezone T I D D I E S @aGirlCalledChar That's fair lol It's a grueling fight initially. Because I wanted all the dresses in that game though I beat it like 5 times so it doesn't scare me anymore lol @TheFintauSystem girls in boy clothes are the cutest!!! It just occurred to me I'm more than healed enough to shave my bits 👀 wanna be smoooooooth "@QueenStodge @1146_goat_north keep rising expanding, if you will nice and taught" @mode_view YESSSSS OMG "@penelopezone *offers hugs* I haven't had that exact experience, but I know that feeling well :/" "@aGirlCalledChar Still on Hell House? The trick is to use opposite elemental spells (fire against ice, ice against fire, wind against electric, electric against wind) and it goes down fast. Took me literal hours before my GF explained it to me lol" "@penelopezone Can I ask what specifically you were tweeting about? Because I had like, miscarriage nightmares after my GRS :/" @QueenStodge let's get preggers! "I dunno what ""curate to look cool"" means but I worry that's what my list looks like. It's the truth, though. I had an N64 and I loved that thing." Banjo-Kazooie Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask Pokemon Red Super Mario 64 being preggers sounds poggers @OzmaRacc hhhggggh 💦 @ChrysKitten You should get some! They feel amazing imo 🥰 @OzmaRacc realization of your true self tho 🤔 @MoonPupper Love you too! 💕 @sillygaymiria hey cutie~ @MoonPupper Omg perfect! Thank you!!! 💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb omw "@MoonPupper If you have tracking on it, you can tell me when it'll arrive maybe? Then I'll know it's from you!" @MoonPupper Oh no! Normally you can! Maybe it was because of who was selling it? If it wasn't through Amazon that's why :/ @PrissyOrcGF *slosh* @MoonPupper What do you mean? @MoonPupper Oh gosh thank you!! /)/////(\ @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF @isthatyourmain I wanna grind on orc 👀 @ManjiButt Yeah true. Even if it's an actual RPG their fear of giving us another Goombella or Koops is disappointing as hell. @OzmaRacc *looks into applying* @PrissyOrcGF @isthatyourmain ORC ROCK HARD >:D @PrissyOrcGF @isthatyourmain Morgan you rock so hard 💕 @MoonPupper I haven't updated that wishlist in forever lol But it still has stuff I want! I just need to stop adding expensive stuff to it lol @OzmaRacc curse this homophobic pandemic 😭 @OzmaRacc Inflatables you say 👀 @ThatHeckinRobin can't believe it's been 84 years @WillowPoss Heck yes! Congrats! I SEE RPG BATTLING TELL ME THIS IS AN RPG PLZ I'LL PRE-ORDER IT NOW IF IT'S AN ACTUAL RPG @HaileyAdamsXXX So glad you figured it out babe 💕 @SteampunkPenny @IncredibleCulk Omg I love that that's his @ lol @StebMcDreb wanna smooch that dog @HaileyAdamsXXX I was sooooooo jealous of trans women lol @OzmaRacc hey there 👀 @AnaMardoll OMG CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh babe this is so obvious but I was just as obvious if not moreso lol 💕 "@MoonPupper I have an Amazon wish list, so sure! (I also don't mind just giving you my address in DMs if you have something specific in mind 💕) https://t.co/VUVAvu0i7G" "@Marmmaroth I wasn't subtweeting you, don't worry 💕" @StebMcDreb well guess what so am I wanna do a gay about it or something~? 😘 "@BoringNerdyKate All 3, but I voted adorable :3" @heynetters RIGHT????? @tiptransformed Took me a while I'm admit @DozingDreamers YES YOU DO @bananders @otterbotch @AlexandraErin If they're trans just retroactively apply it. @MommyBlakesFeet hhhgghffffdsfg yes plz 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX at this rate I'm just gonna start gushing the minute you breathe on me D:< @ZoeVermilion OH yes @MommyBlakesFeet o-other things? 👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX A LOT D:< @MommyBlakesFeet jhggffffhhdh oh gosh Blake >///////< @HaileyAdamsXXX godddddd Haileeeeey *whines* >.< 💦 @tf_fic I really like bad ends >////> @mode_view oh gosh not at all~ @HaileyAdamsXXX but! but! I'd turn into a puddle!!! @tiptransformed 💕💕💕💕💕 @TimonicWulfgar oh gosh it's VERY kissable 😍 still so weird to me that people think I'm hot wtf 😳 @tf_fic hhhggghhg heck 💦 I'm just saying it's 2020 and by now I should be able to have a robot body that looks like this https://t.co/Fykhrmrajg @CookieCyboid Okay that's fair. I'll just be really surprised if a real game ends up looking this good. @MaxieZeusGod does anyone? when the spaghetti strap does this like if u agree https://t.co/cSjUzhSyhR can someone explain to me why anyone cares about tech demos every single console ever made could do incredible things in tech demos that barely reflected what the actual games did @bubblegum_gwen as a fellow breeding slut I understand your pain 😭💕 @bubblegum_gwen hi hello yes I need to be topped badly 🥵 @bubblegum_gwen SO rude!!! D:< @ABeePun jjjgggghhddfg PLZ 💦 @NikkiTheSlayer_ Oh agreed for sure "I'm sorry but ""You were never a human at all, you were always a mannequin"" is like, a TEXTBOOK kink story bad end" That the writer had a very specific kink @DevourerRose Finally! :P @PrissyOrcGF RIGHT??? @itsviviactually You're so welcome!!! 💕💕💕💕🥰 @AlexisVeilled wanna succ @isthatyourmain good girl :3 @AlexisVeilled 🥵🥵🥵 @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX yes plz 🥵 @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch audibly squealed reading this @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX hhhgghhgfg when the pandemic is over goddess yes plzzzzz 💦💦💦💦 I've been so busy enjoying my genital euphoria I didn't even stop to realize my genital dysphoria has been completely decimated @PrissyOrcGF TRUE "@somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX so like, you ever plan on visiting Colorado..." @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch UMMMMM 👀👀👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦👀👀 "I dunno how to word this without sounding like ""well no shit Kathryn"" but like: Holy shit I haven't felt genital dysphoria all year" @HaileyAdamsXXX @somedumbbinch I mean more or less same. I haven't tried it yet but I'm way more into the idea of topping than I ever have been before 🥰 @somedumbbinch 👀👀👀 @HaileyAdamsXXX I could tell but gosh >/////< @somedumbbinch hggnhhh I want it!!! >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 @somedumbbinch badly 🥵💦 @somedumbbinch h-hi 👀💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX nnggghhgh 🥵💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX Baaaaaabe fill me plz 🥵 @TFJoeBot1 Also the Takara ones were often a lot better looking. Having that option to upgrade so to speak was really nice. TR Blurr might be the best example imo @Ulexar SO good @AyrenTheWolf girls @PrissyOrcGF Listen Morgan I'm thinking of being 23 this year you should totally go for 25 @AyrenTheWolf Snuglr @cassie_complex Omg I need this @cursedlewds distance is so homophobic D:< @AyrenTheWolf @talkingtonothin heck >.> @StebMcDreb I think it would be the best thing ever to go to a con with you one day 💕💕💕 require gay sex to function need to be topped by cuties plz @StebMcDreb Oh gosh London Comic Con sounds fun :3 @DarkTyrannosaur tweet of the year 2020 @cursedlewds lemme know if you need help 👀 @StebMcDreb Well I do love Halloween so that's awesome @StebMcDreb I dunno I thought Halloween was an American thing @StebMcDreb wait you have trick-or-treating over there @StebMcDreb That's a way better story BUT way less mundane so fair "@StacySadistic dunno if ""little"" quite works here 🥵" @sapphixy hhhhhgh 💦 Shared an elevator with Michael Rooker for a few floors during Denver Comic Con. Nice guy. @StacySadistic I retweeted on my AD does that count 👀 "@MadameMoonsugar I miss you too! A whole lot! I'll be seeing you again soon, right?" @TinyVampBaby @Notactuallysmol @PlushiLanni @Anarcha_ VERY @AyrenTheWolf oh in general my sex noises are really lewd and cute I'm told even more so when I'm being bit~ @AyrenTheWolf oh you'll love the noises I'll make @RaeGun2k Definitely a mood @OzmaRacc a hot sexy dominant top you say 👀 My favorite tattoo place probably won't be open on my birthday WHICH MAKES TOTAL SENSE I just wish covid wasn't a thing so I could get my septum piercing. I'll live of course lol we got to change our bodies so much that's so hot I dunno!!!! for me for you we're all so hot wtf being trans is so hot @ButchPrincessG https://t.co/DZmY6pgEJw @GwenStarlight time is bullshit frankly @deathpigeon *HUFFS* D:< @DevourerRose 💕💕💕 "@magicalfeyfenny That's what I've decided, yup" @DevourerRose I think we discovered this earlier? But yeah our birthdays are so close! We should have a birthday party together one day! @ArtifexH (only to women hehe) @ThousandsOfBees Awwwww we should both be 23 that'd be adorable! some weird dude who definitely wasn't me wasted a decade being miserable and that's not my fault Birthday's in 9 days and I've made the executive decision to be 23 this year @NewGenderWhoDis @ArtifexH And you're definitely not the first person to say that @StacySadistic maybe in a couple years 🤔🤔🤔🤔 @stackedbimbo saaaaame 😍😍😍 "@stackedbimbo You have an incredibly cute face, I'm very gay, and I wanna smooch you muchly 😘" @StacySadistic oh heck yeah my birthday's in 9 days and I'm thinking I'm gonna be 21 this year 👀 @AFinchWrites asking the IMPORTANT questions @Kate_Bunni Most ducks are "@ButchPrincessG (they're not, it's just a hyper tits fetish thing lol) (...sloshing would require air bubbles)" @ButchPrincessG Slosh. @AFinchWrites EXACTLY yeah why do you think she was practically orgasming watching him get put in a dress and makeup @maobaby Omg I need one @OzmaRacc huge agree @L0VEWIRE Oh gosh! Looking cute! 😍 *in bed close enough @vexwerewolf I'm just stressed and depressed lol today's cancelled everyone get back on bed @CarcinLoring It's been feeling like denial for a while now. This year was going to be a first DenFur but there's no way I'm going. There's no way covid gets better in time. @MadameMoonsugar omg 😍😍😍 "@NikatinePrime OMG I love the slight accentuating curve on ""down here""! I'm getting this shirt next payday for sure!" @OMGBeesInADress @brenagh_m My biggest fear with these cycles is losing people I'm close to. I'm really glad you and I met 💕 @blaze_casual 👀👀👀 can't wait to show you up close hehe okay yeah I'm now convinced my thighs at the very least are embiggening since losing my balls last december @OMGBeesInADress I just can't do discourse anymore beyond bland vague tweets with ice cold takes. I still like this community but I need a healthy detachment. @PrissyOrcGF can't believe it's already been 36 years "[cw drugs] you think I'm joking but like in the thread I had about weed helping me cum with my new vag, a lot of folks have mentioned it helps them too with their girldicks I don't fully remember if that was true for me and I realize I'm fine with no longer remembering that" @Cowloe IT REALLY IS It's weird feeling like I was born 4 years ago but also it's kinda the best lol "@VividlyTiffany I got all my eggyness out on Twitter, which I think helped a lot. For all its faults I have to assume trans Twitter is a bigger and more diverse community than the explicitly for eggs communities on Reddit and stuff." can literally feel the gremlins in my brain shedding/burning all documents related to memories of having a girldick and it's lovely @blaze_casual *hugs hugs* :/ @Cowloe omg realizing others think you're hot is the BEST feeling 😍 "@Cowloe This whole thread is a mood but especially this part, oof Anxiety and being horny for me have been a package deal since transitioning 🙃" "This is a really good thread from a few months ago echoing stuff I've noticed as well, but coming from someone with a lot more experience than me. I dunno what the solution is or if it even needs one, but it's cathartic to see someone else notice this too." @Kaelyrhn @JimSterling I assume it was written by someone in their 40's+ who hadn't paid attention to games in like a decade during the fastest growing period of the industry. "[cw drugs] Like I'm just saying If you have a vulva If you wanna cum but are having trouble If weed is legal/easy to access for you If you're cool with trying this, Get really, really really high and you might find success. (Oh, and a vibrator helps :V)" @destroyed4com4t hot @olivebrinker I think you're a wonderful person 💕 "@Azure_Husky It's remarkable how surprised I've been when someone points out that both sides of recent community drama have their points. It's like Twitter trains you too ignore that possiblity. ""Both sides"" can often be a destructive stance, but that doesn't mean it always is." @AyrenTheWolf - Best music - Gay - Everyone sucks at it so it's glorious chaos (though far less chaotic than my one true love: Baby Park) @OzmaRacc Goddess I need nipple piercings so bad "@Azure_Husky Fucking same, word for word. I probably could be a lot better at it, but yeah I've been in this community long enough to see it just only causes more hurt long term." @StebMcDreb Love you so much @Azure_Husky I wish this one was easier to take to heart. That's why I've tried to implement a policy of never trash talking about another trans person publicly on here. Even the especially terrible ones! Better to use that energy towards bigger foes. plz don't put any part of the community on my shoulders I promise you they might look big but they can't hold much 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 Oh god I hate how true this feels https://t.co/R3txeSq4PN Do not ask who I'm talking about and do not explain to others who I might be talking about. I'm just describing stuff that's happened that's made me feel really down. It's not about who it is. Please respect my wishes here. In the last several days I've watched one acquaintance detransition and another possibly going stealth (or at least stepping away from trans activism). I wish them both well and I hope they're doing great. I'm just sad and scared. "@Elena121970 @AnxietySong By the looks of her recent tweets, she might be done with trans activism but that doesn't mean she's going fully stealth." @Elena121970 @AnxietySong Her account is back and she tweeted as recently as two hours after the tweet of mine you're replying to. "@sillygaymiria If it's the one between the trans ally and the trans woman, ally's account is still deactivated I think but trans woman apologized. Worst is probably over if people are willing to drop it." @OzmaRacc T I D D I E S 🌈🌈🌈🌈 @Chug_Wife sure @ZJemptv Congrats! :3 @okbillybunny tiddies are naturally distracting it's okay @vexwerewolf In my defense I spent a good hour TRYING to get south of Riften @OzmaRacc THEY'RE SO GOOD @OzmaRacc 😍💦💦💦 @OzmaRacc RIGHT??? @MagsVisaggs @SparkiFox THANK YOU @transartmodel @RaeGun2k Holy heck congrats!!! @OzmaRacc yes plz! :3 @StebMcDreb babe I love you @WeAreNIM @AnxietySong You can reactivate a deactivated account for up to a month afterwards. @AnxietySong She's more likely on a break. She's done this before. I'll miss her too though. The hero we need (the manga in question is apparently called Witch Down Strike) @sqwrrkpon jhhhgggghhhggg m-maybe 💦💦💦 @naomiblueriver @stackedbimbo I think she's aware lol "reading a lewd manga where the girl gets ""breeding bitch"" branded on her ass and it fucking broke my brain I came so hard brand me with that plz" [cw drugs] I'm convinced cumming with a vulva wouldn't be nearly as easy for me without weed 🥰 @sillygaymiria *hugs hugs!* @futanarchy @NeurologNyx ooooh good idea! :3 @remivalewd @OneStrawShort omg that sounds like a nightmare "@futanarchy Well yeah, adorable in that ""omg they have no idea"" kinda way, which is itself maybe a bit cringey lol" @RaeGun2k Thank you 💕 Hey this is a handy thread that happens to sum up my feelings as well. @futanarchy omg that's ADORABLE @excogs 👀 "@Colezze @snakmicks @norintha Meanwhile I prefer a subscription because it's less likely to be balanced to make you spend small amounts of money constantly that can quickly add up to more per month than a subscription. Plus in WoW at least, most new content only takes a month to see anyway." @maegodhavemercy Basically! lol @Qchan05 Huge same lol @Hannah_W1978 Happy birthday! 💕 "@NoraQRosa @Icarus_Avery This is what I found. But again, the point is it shouldn't matter. https://t.co/9d4gREUnUV" @vi_OwO Guilty as charged hahaha "@34genCha Fresno is like, a big city squeezed into a conservative farming town. That big of a melting pot kinda has to be a little accepting? Not to say there's no bigotry there at all of course." @vi_OwO OMG! True local! Nice! I'm pretty sure I saw it at Sierra Vista Mall (so technically Clovis) but the two cities are all the same people lol (I technically lived in Clovis? But the only difference between the two conjoined cities is the color of the street signs and Clovis looks a tiny bit cleaner. Otherwise it's all just Fresno lol) @vexwerewolf It's white nationalist tactics 101 @Agustuski HEEEEY D:< "I lived in Fresno, CA when I saw Captain America in theaters. When he gave the line ""I'm from Fresno"" the entire theater cheered lol" @AlexisVeilled *hugs tight* I'm so sorry baby :/ @sillygaymiria @DevourerRose 😘💕💕💕 @sillygaymiria @DevourerRose babe speaking as a sapphic I am so glad you transitioned Imagine the world continuing to be robbed of your beauty @sillygaymiria NO FUCKING WAY @mode_view thhgfffhhfdttt true @HaileyAdamsXXX stop I can only get so wet! ;3 @RiotGrrrlJemma 😘😘😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh nooooo~ @HaileyAdamsXXX I love that my legs happen to be spread atm for an unrelated reason :3 love getting tops worked up~ @cursedlewds 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX *wiggles her butt* hehehe~ @HaileyAdamsXXX My pussy is waiting~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX and you're not sticking it in me smdh "@RaeGun2k I'll keep that in mind! Maybe it was all in my head, honestly. Haven't noticed much pain. Feel like my hips sway sometimes but I dunno lol" "@RaeGun2k I've been feeling this shift too, I think. It's all very slight so it's easy to assume I'm imagining it, but still. Makes me wonder." "@bearsgorawrrrr There's nothing to ""blame"" yourself or anymore else for. If you're happier this way, that's all that matters 💕" @RaeGun2k Holy shit thank you SO MUCH. Fucking bless your younger self for thinking of taking these shots! I started HRT at 30 and I've been hoping beyond hope my GRS might expand my hips. I now have some hope 😭💕 "It's like when I saw so many (in hindsight mostly cis 🤔) people excitedly wondering if we'll ever learn The Doctor's ""real"" name. We thankfully didn't, but it was either gonna be something alien like Xappleblap or something boring like John. And in either case: Who cares?" @Fat_DTEA I hate to use anything created by Penders to illustrate something so important but I went with the most ridiculous of Sonic's proposed real names to really highlight my point lol "(not to imply that our deadnames are more ""real"" than our actual names, just that I know y'all think of it like that and you need to stop)" @OzmaRacc I feel this on a spiritual level. I owned 3 rats for a couple of years. I never had the spoons to care for them the way they deserved and I'm still ashamed of that fact. @Icarus_Avery lol googling also told me it was Maurice But the point is it doesn't matter what his real name is Did you know Sonic the Hedgehog's real name is Olgilvie? Did you gain anything from learning that? Do you even care? I rest my case. "Assuming you're not gonna be an asshole about it, literally nothing changes after knowing a deadname so why the fuck do you act like you care so much?" "It varies among trans people how much it bothers us for people to know our deadnames. But this obnoxious thing so many of you so where it seems like you just HAVE to know our ""real"" names is creepy and weird." "Cis people: You're not being let in on some secret or learning who we ""really"" are or some shit by learning our deadnames. Our deadnames are not us." @AyrenTheWolf *whines* >//////> @AyrenTheWolf plz top me @AyrenTheWolf *raises hand* "sticking to being a ""popular"" trans twitter person exclusively and never branching out solely so they never make a wikipedia page for me that insists on listing my deadname" @RaeGun2k I love how it's not even an action shot but it tells an entire story. If you knew nothing about Bane you'd learn a lot from this image alone. "@MagsVisaggs Wikipedia has a long history of being obsessive with deadnames. And yeah maybe in some cases where trans people had a career before they transitioned they might have an argument, but here's great proof that's not what it's about." "@deathpigeon What's hilarious is like, I could've guessed that was your deadname. It just didn't even cross my mind until you said it lol" @cursedlewds oh gosh yum @SixArmedSweater @tfwiki I started collecting then too! It was the one two punch of the 10th anniversary Beast Wars figures and Classics that hooked me! @PersephoneHime wh what kind of arm warmers >.> @ArtifexH Good girl~ LIES AND SLANDER https://t.co/q5RPqMuPfY @AyrenTheWolf @daggertrout @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma *whimpers* >/////> @daggertrout @AyrenTheWolf @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma I'm like a shooting star I've cum so far~ @TinyVampBaby HEY D:< @AyrenTheWolf @daggertrout @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma I tend to attract the horny @AyrenTheWolf @daggertrout @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma nnnghhh plz @DevourerRose *whines* but! but! GHHHGFDGHHFHHHFFFGYH HEY https://t.co/VjxZ5GmAEu @daggertrout @AyrenTheWolf @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma gag me with used panties plz @AyrenTheWolf @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma @daggertrout hhhgfffhhhf 😳💦 Me: What even is an e-girl??? @deathpigeon: I know one when I see one I've just been made aware of the fact that I'm apparently an e-girl Guilty as charged 😇 @degeneration @RiotGrrrlJemma @daggertrout @AyrenTheWolf HUGE SAME @stackedbimbo HECK YEAH WANNA DO A GAY ABOUT IT @FroyoBaggins Ooooooh pretty! @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn HHHGFFFFHHHHDGH 💦 @ConfusedSwitch PLZ ggggffhhhfffhg yes plz @RanatokiParalax @Azure_Husky I guess I'll have to gosh hehe how I'm trying to be https://t.co/X62gVUHHgj @PrissyOrcGF Thank you 💕 @PrissyOrcGF I doodled her a few years ago! https://t.co/PSSExUFQt1 @RiotGrrrlJemma @daggertrout @AyrenTheWolf @degeneration 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @TheFintauSystem WANT TO @AyrenTheWolf @degeneration @daggertrout @RiotGrrrlJemma hhgghffh 👀👀👀👀💦💦💦 @AyrenTheWolf @Esper_Lily thank you for the corruption hehehe @AyrenTheWolf @degeneration @daggertrout @RiotGrrrlJemma I can't remember how to have sex with just one other person anymore lol @Esper_Lily @AyrenTheWolf It's in my cart already lol @Esper_Lily @AyrenTheWolf Oh heck maybe that's the one for me after all! "@Azure_Husky I really hope furry cons are still a thing after all this. I mean they'll have to be, but I do worry. I had only ever been to RMFC once. This year was gonna be the first time I tried to go to another furry con, maybe two... :/" @acvalens cannot wait frankly hell he's the Batman we deserve AND need @AyrenTheWolf oh gosh I am too! 😳 @AyrenTheWolf Not really seeing another one of the same design unless you mean like a different brand? "@AyrenTheWolf oof, I'm a 44 band >.<" @AyrenTheWolf I found the one you posted and it just looks like it's a one size fits most kinda deal? I figure worth a shot for $13 @AyrenTheWolf omg I need one @ExistentialEnso ...s-stop making me wanna play X lol (don't stop) "Actually the only FF I'll probably truly never touch is XI. That's like, Star Wars Galaxies era, right? Back when MMOs were way weirder." @daggertrout @RiotGrrrlJemma @AyrenTheWolf PLZ 💦💦💦💦💦💦 (I can also get VIII and X on Switch... .... ... We'll see) Doing all this research to see where I want to catch up on playing the Final Fantasy series. I own VI on SNES Classic VII and IX on Switch And it looks like I can get I - V on GBA (though the DS version of IV looks adorable) @ConfusedSwitch Of course! Gosh 💦 @blaze_casual 😍🥰😘 YES I have a Gameboy Micro YES I'm a girl WE EXIST @RiotGrrrlJemma @AyrenTheWolf @daggertrout that gif is unfair to sapphic bottoms @blaze_casual gosh wanna do a gay about it @AyrenTheWolf @RiotGrrrlJemma @daggertrout 👀👀👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @blaze_casual I cannot get over how incredibly cute you are Happy to find Gameboy Micro faceplates are plentiful on eBay but saddened to see very few girly color options. Where's pink or purple dammit @bunnarchist Always~ @daggertrout I'm not a sexy top! aaaaaaa people think I'm cute???? /)//////(\ @deathpigeon BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH @deathpigeon gosh of course not! Please do~ @deathpigeon lol you live with me @polyheartmony I can't wait to feel~ @polyheartmony SO HAPPY FOR YOU CUTIE You're curving up so gorgeously~ (side note sexy tops plz slide into my DMs) I love love LOVE warm weather specifically for all the sexy tops I get to wear 😍✨ https://t.co/wBrOaCx40b @Glopossum Omg I love this 😍 Maybe I can't shrink but my clothes can and that can at times while getting dressed make me feel smaller :3 @neolibreplygirl SUCH joy 🥰 I've only lost about 30 pounds from transitioning but the combination of me formally only wearing baggy clothes plus it being way more acceptable for women to wear tighter clothing has caused all my clothes to adorably shrink and I love it 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaaa I can't wait to see! 😍 @MeteorsFalling TRUTH I love girldick so much but having my own just wasn't for me still get that rush of gender euphoria when I put on panties that used to not cooperate at all with my bulge and they fit like a dream 🥰 @NikatinePrime hi where do I sign up @Azure_Husky Omg I'm really excited for this @NikatinePrime ahegao transition @mode_view 👀👀👀💦💦💦 @tf_fic Yay! @HaileyAdamsXXX (oh wait Manyvids has streaming right?) @HaileyAdamsXXX (yes plz) (Uhhhhh might not be able to watch it until we get internet here though? Couple more weeks >.>) I am TOO HORNY AND GAY for this pandemic I'd like to speak to the universe's manager @HaileyAdamsXXX hhggghhggh >/////> 💦💦💦 "@HaileyAdamsXXX @NerdGibbler Broke atm but I'd love to see! I can just add it to my ""want to buy"" list >/////>" @LeafTilde nghhggghh we both know I'm included in that heck 💦💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX Your birthday is 5 days before mine! :3 @EvaTheLewdRobot I might I just need to buy a strap lol @HaileyAdamsXXX absolutely 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX *huffs* D:< @LeafTilde w-wait a second! >/////> best way to stop that squirming would probably be to pin me down 🤔 not just horny today but very very squirmy @OzmaRacc I would love to see it in person some day 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX nngggghgfh 👀💦💦💦💦💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX it's truly what I deserve~ 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgghhgggh p-probably >//////< @HaileyAdamsXXX (goddess I wanna be one tooooooooo) "@StebMcDreb I wish I could help, love :/ Keep wearing masks of course. We got this 💕" @HaileyAdamsXXX hhgggghhggh goddess yes plz 💦💦💦💦 "I crave that moment when I first put on a strap and realize that yes, finally, the dick is 100% fake. No sensation. I think I might cry from the overwhelming happiness." @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm a sub bottom but I'm excited to try a strap! I'd love to learn! >.< @NikatinePrime Hecking gorgeous babe 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Sure! Then you can help me get pregnant! :3 "@HaileyAdamsXXX god, mood" @stackedbimbo You'll get there. Folks love you 💕 @RiotGrrrlJemma I have those same socks! @tf_fic HELL YEAH "Like imagine the nightmare scenario and ""transition to greatness"" becomes synonymous with like, proper fascism. I guess we'll start saying ""transform"" maybe? I'm definitely for that as a Transformers fan 🙃" @neolibreplygirl No one gets to tell anyone their sexuality is wrong what the actual fuck "Between ""extend the transition"" (Brexit) and ""transition to greatness"" (Trump), I'm legitimately worried our language as trans people might need to change a bit in response. I'm not advocating for that right now, just saying it might have to happen later." "In the almost decade since Hotel Transylvania, CG animation has exploded in possibilities and expression, so I bet there's a LOT of animators who can accomplish similarly gorgeous work now. But initially it was Tartakovsky who really opened the medium up." "And I know that people tend to take auteur theory way too far and credit directors with everything a movie does, but in this case Tartakovsky actually went in and created his own in-betweens on otherwise mostly finished scenes to nudge the animators in the direction he wanted." @OzmaRacc I love all of this. @OrionPax4217 Not that I'm aware off the top of my head? You know how Hotel Transylvania had incredible squash & stretch animation that looked exactly like an old Tex Avery cartoon? That was directly because of Tartakovsky I didn't care for HT beyond it's gorgeous visuals but I'm explaining why your animation nerd friends are excited @isthatyourmain I love how loose and minimalistic your art is while still having enough structure to both describe what it is and show you know exactly what you're doing. I like the rainbow beak though. I assume he still follows his nose wherever it goes to the flavors of fruit? Yeah that's good brand integration into your character design. "I know kids are really into this simplified design aesthetic right now but while I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with it, in 20-30 years it's gonna remind us of how weird all the 60's designs for cartoons and mascots were before being reverted back." "@stackedbimbo It sucks because it probably helps people find you, but I don't want you to lose this account too. Plus I guess few people read bios? People never know who I'm dating despite always listing my GFs there lol" @stackedbimbo I'm really really glad you made it babe :/ 💕 "@stackedbimbo Be cautious about @'ing your old account for too long in the bio. Twitter will sometimes catch you on that for ban dodging. Dunno how often they do it, but they can." @PhilosophyTube Extend the transition Then just keep extending it And then extend it some more Keep going Extend it a few more centuries Then you should be good! "@MarcyKingUltra I'm so sorry, Marcy :/ 💕" @nyaakat brb getting my strap @Siegebreakher GOSH 😍 @trgrrl speaking truth to power @okbillybunny *McVaginoplasty @JennyOutrageous GOALS @degeneration @MilkshakeMolly I LOVE your taste in shirts @JenApparently this is so satisfying @ikksnay YOU'RE COOL THO Do the Studio Series Shatter figures have the same size heads? I think the car one would look way better with the jet one's head tbh https://t.co/SLaReDMBTa @FrigidElfChild omg I do this too @asur_el Seriously goals @blaze_casual ALEXA I CANNOT WAIT @stackedbimbo Happy birthday cutie! You're positively gorgeous 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc fhhgfdssgg yes plz 💦 @PrissyOrcGF ... yes @ChloeFloraLeo lol are you new here :P @Lenoxus @arthur_affect Obviously that's what I think @ABeePun omg Biancaaaaaaaa that's so hot ffffddssgg 💦💦💦💦💦 I need that so bad >////< FOUND THE GAY CLOWN SHEEP <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QSFzMygVcx @TransgurlTSB Awwwww heck 😭💕 @StebMcDreb probably involve @stackedbimbo too~ @CloneLightning RIGHT????? @ArtyMaus nnnngghhhn heck 😍 @Demi_theynd @deathpigeon I love how disheveled he always looks. He looks how we all feel. @AnaMardoll That's fair. I live in a tiny tourist town with a population of like 500 people and hardly anyone is wearing a mask anymore and it's terrifying :/ @StebMcDreb Babe we need to do this 💦 "@ArtyMaus oh gosh, I mean if you want it to be~ 😍💦" @DevourerRose 😘😘😘 "@OzmaRacc Ozma, that's pretty gay" I appear to be horny today 🤔 "like sure I wanna be fucked by a hung girl, but I also really wanna frot a hung girl just grind my vag against her erection, getting it nice and wet~" "@AnaMardoll ""Caring"" in this instance means putting the breaks on capitalism and adopting a ton of socialist policies. So even if it were only killing white kids, that would be called fake news immediately." @PrissyOrcGF Morgaaaaaan I'm too gay for this! *puddlfies* @deathpigeon With worse jokes though :/ "@CaseyExplosion Felix the Cat's creator is still debated over, but he turned 100 last year and somehow I think like Universal owns the rights and they're not utilizing them beyond a small merch celebration of 100 years for animation nerds like me. Imagine if anyone could make a Felix cartoon." "@CaseyExplosion I think the original idea behind copyright, which that it lasts like a couple decades at most after the creator's death, is the most logical and fair way to handle it. Mickey Mouse should be long past public domain. The rat is nearly 100." @ThoughtSlime If you died 50 years from now the same thing would happen "@deathpigeon Breadtube is the new ""hipster"" or ""SJW"" You don't sign up to be a Breadtuber. You get it assigned to you. It's practically a pejorative." @OzmaRacc VERY true >w> @Joga5000 goshhhhhh 😍💦💦💦💦💦 No fucking idea why they haven't blocked me back yet. Apparently they haven't considered the fact that I have more followers lol @OzmaRacc brave and also very horny in my case Hey here's that podcast that harassed me a few days ago. Interesting poll they have here. Just... thought you all should know~ @StebMcDreb wow gay~ @mega_ragdoll @vexwerewolf I'm not sure the AIDS epidemic would've gone the exact same way if AIDS was transmissible though the air. This'll be so much worse. @psflaps @TessasTeaTime @Technicallyowen @WereChickenAU Hey fuck you "@SixArmedSweater Same, actually!" @Kate_Bunni @AyrenTheWolf You're cute 💕 @GirlDickEnergy 😍😍😍💦💦💦 @KorpsPropaganda @DistressedEgg goddess I wish that were me 😍 @CaseyExplosion @CateSpice That's what I use them for too! They're perfect for that! @DevourerRose As if I'd need to make you~ 😘 @ArtifexH 😍😍😍 how are trans people so FUCKING beautiful I'm too gay for this @DragonQueenRose hi hello I'm a lady @Jasonyboi 💕 @teagirlgf I'm down so what the hell happens when the pandemic death toll reaches the millions this thing can't just be ignored like this @destroyed4com4t I really miss campy Batman. "@StebMcDreb mmmm fill me with your particularly pernicious hog, babe~ 😘" @tiptransformed *hugs hugs* @ExistentialEnso Still wish I had tried it before coming out. I have a feeling I would've experienced something similar. You're not the only trans woman I've heard say this either. @D1s4sterDr3w @mode_view It's true they really do I mean I'm 33 this year. That's a year older than my mom was when she had me. And I was her second kid. Oof. oh no mother's day is turning into a womb envy day for me fantastic They act like it's a gotcha but more than a few of them must know it's twisting the knife. And honestly fuck them for that. "Really wish I could magically share with TERFs on an empathetic level just how devastating it is to consider the fact that I can never get pregnant. I assure you, trans women are well aware of the fact that we don't have wombs." @ArtifexH @elipriaulx Fair warning YMS is kind of an edgelord I don't watch anymore lol "@LittleMissCelia I do! But only just barely, honestly" @ArtifexH @elipriaulx I never watched Ghost Writer but I was aware of it. A little while back YMS did an episode on that purple goo monster and I'm pretty sure that would've terrified me too lol @vexwerewolf True 🤔 @elipriaulx @ArtifexH Yeah there was an ad for the other Dot movies at the beginning of the tape I had. I think I would've liked the kangaroo one way better but I was stuck with the mosquito one lol I love scientific facts that sound like shitposts https://t.co/ez0NlWuX7D @Demi_theynd @PrissyOrcGF yeah it's basically like that @ArtifexH @Kaelyrhn FOOKIN' @StupidOppiee No thanks lol Even as a child I wasn't sure how I could stand the live insect footage sprinkled throughout. I was terrified of bugs. The theme music at the beginning is literally a remix of Waltzing Matilda which is not something I had any context for as a kid lol Where on earth did my mom find this I was reminiscing with @ArtifexH about old kids shows we grew up with and I was reminded about this old Australian educational(?) VHS I loved watching as a kid AND THE WHOLE THING IS ON YOUTUBE CONCENTRATED NOSTALGIA https://t.co/0UQUktixOv @vexwerewolf Huge agree hehehe https://t.co/viDE8yTPS4 @PrissyOrcGF ... I suddenly want to play Monster Hunter "@ArtifexH Curses I walked right into that one! But like, yeah we all thought it was just ""shrimp"" lol" "@ArtifexH (In my defense this was one of the ways I tried to become someone else which is something I did a lot as a kid, likely for trans reasons, looking back)" @ArtifexH Oh yes this was precisely shrimp on the barbie era. For like an entire summer when I was like 8 I pretended to have an Australian accent and I still cringe thinking about it 🙃 @WeAreNIM I explored the tunnels beneath The Magic Kingdom! And not in the tour they apparently do now lol @ArtifexH We as a country went through a really pronounced and very weird obsession with Australia in the 90's. Were any of y'all aware of that lol @ArtifexH I think if I found a copy I'd instantly time travel back to 1996. I can still remember the intro music! @WeAreNIM I've visited Disneyland many many times and worked at WDW for about half a year back in 2008. I love the parks so much. "@ArtifexH Apparently it part of a series and was made/released by YOUR ABC, not ours, and I sometimes wonder if I'm like the only American who remembers this." @ArtifexH Oh! Speaking of kids shows and Australia! I had this VHS tape as kid called Dot and Keeto that was about this Australian girl who shrinks down and becomes a cartoon to meet a bunch of cartoon bugs with real footage of the terrifying bugs y'all got down there. "@ArtifexH It's a weird one, fair warning!" @WeAreNIM IT'S SO GOOD @TheMadMissMovie I went to Epcot in 1998 and I don't remember that! I regret missing that but at least I got to experience the original Journey Into Imagination like a month before it closed permanently lol @StebMcDreb THIS IS A CUTE STORY AND I LOVE YOU DEARLY 💕 @StebMcDreb Omg that's impossible to Google! RIP! And that sounds *incredible* It's really hard to put into words how much thinking about this show takes me back. I haven't thought about it in years unlike a lot of other 90's nostalgia. @Azure_Husky HUGE SAME THEY HAVE BEEN PURGED FROM THIS EARTH @StebMcDreb Was it a weird obscure British kids tv show because I fucking LOVE those love that my balls are gone forever 🥰 @DevourerRose I suppose children's media is valued a lot less by people :/ "@desert_daisie @RiotGrrrlJemma I'm not sure, honestly. I don't know what one is supposed to be waiting for by waiting." "@sapphixy @lauralwen @HaileyAdamsXXX (bigger the band size, smaller the cup size, basically)" @YagoXiten @babthot That's perfectly worded honestly "@lauralwen @sapphixy @HaileyAdamsXXX Damn, girl! Not even mine were that big ten months in!" @Nickle4aPickle IT REALLY SHOULD BE Apparently 25 episodes are lost to time which makes me feel real weird and old. Omg this is bringing back so many memories! I watched this weird-ass show a TON as a little girl! I guess it only aired before The Disney Channel became a cable channel? I wonder how many people still remember it. https://t.co/Kn23IUDVaI @ArtifexH @HaileyAdamsXXX oh that's nothing! I lost my dick last December! :V "@ParkerMolloy ""We can't afford this"" literally means ""We don't want to pay for this"" and I wonder who actually falls for that bullshit excuse at this point." @ArtifexH @HaileyAdamsXXX I wore that cap for literally ten years lol "Apparently there's also going to be MLP x Ghostbusters, Power Rangers, and Transformers sets, and you know I need that Transformers one too gosh" Omg I NEED this set "@arthur_affect Same. In my ideal world, no one who didn't want to would have to." @ArtifexH @RiotGrrrlJemma Cute :3 @ArtifexH @RiotGrrrlJemma I think you'll be okay? I dunno I've never heard of like the worst case scenario. Not sure what happens @ArmlessKittyfox You're only as old as you want to be imo 💕 @ThousandsOfBees oh god that SUCKS @ArmlessKittyfox omg there is no way you're that age I am so beyond tired of typing with a phone keyboard @RiotGrrrlJemma 3 years is the safe window I keep hearing So there's a person coming to set up our internet on the 29th which feels like an eternity away but at least we finally have a date. By all accounts it's gonna be better than at the last place too which will be a huge relief. god I'm old @ABeePun hhggghhggh goddess I hope we can meet one day 😍😍😍 7th grade drama class. It was enforced as a punishment. This would've been about 1999/2000 @ABeePun ohhhhhhh godddddddd PLEASE "@ABeePun goshhhhhhh yes And yeah I was kinda picturing it as me taking it from behind. Proper breeding pose, you know?" "@KinkyTransVixen SO PRETTY You've seen mine, right? Been collared 24/7 for about a year and a half now 💕 https://t.co/uWN9oHypqh" "@mode_view My absolute fave is Snarf's, but they're not everywhere. As far as national chains then yeah Jimmy John's is my favorite for sure." Literally any other sub shop is better than Subway "Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse, turns out the fash also have terrible taste in food" @AGirlNamedMei 💕💕💕 "@okbillybunny It helps to hear that, truly 💕" @AlexisVeilled Baaaabe your nips are hot and suckable holy heck "@jesstheunstill No, but they'll suspend your account for ""suspicious activity"" if use it now." @CaseyExplosion Wonder which will win out: His stubbornness or his obsession with tweeting? @neolibreplygirl MAKLUNKEY "@OCaelyn Ah, good to know" "@OCaelyn Oh, has it? Might unlock sooner than I planned if so. Good to know." @vexwerewolf Thank you Vex 💕💕💕 @OCaelyn Sure It's a pretty big risk for me to talk about my vaginoplasty recovery in such detail. I figure it's gotta help. That's why I'm not deleting those tweets. At least not yet. I dunno. Hate being locked. @OrionPax4217 You really don't need to put yourself in danger like that but the gesture is definitely appreciated 💕 Sure feel SUPER DUPER SAFE not being able to run blockchain anymore @NikatinePrime currently laughing at mortals thinking time applies to trans people "Feel free to screenshot and spread the word if you want to, since no retweeting a locked account." [cw transphobia] Going private for a bit to stay safe from this 5k follower account. If y'all could report them I'd appreciate it. https://t.co/5ln9j9VvK5 "@DevourerRose @AssembledGhost I just knew it was the same character in the same scene, but I remembered it was a different shot 🥰" "@RajelAran Totally agree. I just worry people are using this as more ammunition to hate Palmer. Not that I'm stanning her, but this is bigger than her. It's like saying we're allowed to misgender shitty trans people." "@TheEpicDewback Ugh, even for $40 it's kinda tempting. I don't have much G1 stuff. I don't get paid for another week though so it's moot lol" "And btw this is still all true even if Palmer doesn't have BPD. I don't know if she does, but that's immaterial." @Bieeanshee I don't know what content that book contains? All I can say with certainty is Neil shouldn't be doing all this so publicly. "If the reaction here is ""omg how bizarre first a breakup on Patreon then even more personal shit revealed on Goodreads,"" then... yeah it's getting kinda ridiculous, true. If it's ""haha see even Gaiman hates her"" or something like that: Stop." "If you're not being ableist there's really not much noteworthy here beyond something very personal happening publicity. And maybe that's where most people are coming from reacting to this, but somehow I doubt that. https://t.co/XAOzU4eDRz" @SJWMEGATRON @StillYourGhost untag me if this becomes a back and forth @AssembledGhost That bottom pic was @DevourerRose's pfp for awhile so I bet she'd enjoy this lol @TheGoddessRain @neolibreplygirl Sounds positively ADORABLE @zandravandra pants are oppressive @NikatinePrime Yeah I think I'm gonna be 23 this year. I've decided. @Azure_Husky Yeah I've never liked QTEs (especially in that era) so I stayed far away from that game despite it being the kind of thing I'd otherwise would've loved lol @RiotGrrrlJemma https://t.co/aXFst8DQGH @StillYourGhost No but if the art for it looks like this I'm definitely intrigued @StebMcDreb WELCOME TO BEING 30 LOVE @RanatokiParalax GONNA USE THAT TOY A WONDERFUL FRIEND SENT ME 💕💕💕 "@blaze_casual wow, gay~" @autumn_rain_fox @Menokh That's fascinating! "Although what this means is while this vag still isn't ready to show off, penetrative sex should be fine as long as it feels fine to me. This kinda changes everything holy heck." @Tricliniangry Hell yeah! "So good news: The raw red parts that hurt way less than you'd think hurt less in part because that's just my vag wall. Still healing, but it isn't like the bits beneath the skin like I initially feared. Bad(?) news is I have no earthly idea how this is supposed to heal." It's not a tunnel where a bit of the wall is coming off. It's like if you needed to fit a pipe with a rubber ring at the end but about half of the ring refuses to stick. @teagirlgf you heckin better Words completely fail trying to describe the complication I had with my vaginoplasty but I just realized something about it that puts it in a completely different perspective. I dunno if I'm more or less worried but at least it makes more sense to me why it's taking so long. @junesdreams OMG REALLY? I CAN'T WAIT "@SEKSRD Way less painful than you'd think in part because it takes months and months for all the nerves to reconnect but yeah, not exactly the comfiest spot." "@transgirlinSEA He does this ADORABLE thing where when he wants food he'll do a double meow like ""meow-MEOW!"" He's a real character 💕" @CommissarLewlew I'm unironically disagreeing here sorry lol @SEKSRD Horny is fine but that doesn't sound horny. It's supposed to take 3 months but it's been 5 for me because some stitches split. It's so frustrating though that I can't do this more often! 😭 Once I'm healed though y'all better watch out 😤 "@vedia_lupae Yes, and those real dinosaur facts were given before the park is revealed. ""Yeah ooh ahh that's how it always starts. But then there's running and screaming..."" - Ian Malcom in The Lost World. The flea circus story at the end of the first one explains all this. It's an illusion" I HAVE A VAGINA NOW WTF So like 9 times out of 10 the area that's still healing on my vag makes it so it's usually not fun to stick an experimental finger in there. But that 1 time out of 10 holy heck 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 "@vedia_lupae There's a line in Jurassic Park III from Grant about how what InGen created were generic monsters, not dinosaurs. In Jurassic World, Dr. Wu has a big expository scene about how his bosses wanted big and scary, not reality. They aren't real dinosaurs, it's just a flea circus." @TheGoddessRain I don't understand why more people don't get this @AyrenTheWolf Heck yeah! 💕 @vedia_lupae Not quite sure what you're saying @AyrenTheWolf Everyone says that lol I'm comfortable with just pretending I'm 23. Lost a decade to dysphoria after all :/ "@liddytronic Most people understand this fact I think. I think the initial meme was shared because 1990 was 30 years ago this year. So we have another 5 or so years of making this joke, but it's fresh in people's minds because numbers." @LostNotAtSea I suddenly see the appeal of SCPs "@AyrenTheWolf I'm turning 33 in a couple weeks which isn't as bad, but I know how fast 7 years can feel" "@Krynis Nah apparently the raptor is from the video game back in the day. Someone painstakingly flipped both images, made a composite, and badly tried to make the lighting match" Honestly I feel this way more than the faked screenshot lol @SEKSRD There we go! Thank you @liddytronic I DON'T KNOW This is a really fascinating look at an intentional creation of a Mandela effect in action. Never trust anything online lol @liddytronic It is @liddytronic No lol it's the same kid. Just a lot of Photoshop bullshit on top to make the two images match so it makes it look less like Tim "I hate that I don't have a way to get my PC online yet but if I had access to Photoshop (shut up it's the interface I prefer) I'd make a meme out of the actual shot and the raptor in the back would say ""40""" My theory is this is from an computer animation student's portfolio from animation school circa 1996 @GellmanRebecca MAYBE Lost World but by JPIII the raptors had feathers @BonnieMakes @Sky_Is_A_Void RIGHT???? Btw if memory serves that's a puppet in the actual shot. What is the purpose of the fake I must know "I take it all back, Jurassic Park is perfect. Now who made that fake and why" I FUCKING KNEW IT SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THAT FAKE SHOT FROM https://t.co/M612gNywr3 @totallyhealthie Ten or so years ago fans used to say even the CGI held up. "Is this from an old Animorphs cover? Nope, history making, multi-million dollar movie that redefined the industry. https://t.co/a94Aje0aox" Anyway not to be a special effects luddite or anything but the best dinosaur effects that still look good from the first Jurassic Park are the ones with puppets in the shot sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️ "I own the movie on Blu-ray so I can of course go check but listen, I gotta go get the discs, then boot up the Xbox, then how am I gonna take a screenshot..." @lilastromech I doubt he's been cancelled! Titan Class TFs are probably big money for HasTak given they've been doing them nonstop for almost a decade. The more characters the better! Is this shot actually in the movie? Why does the raptor look so fake? Fuckin Dinobot on Beast Wars looked better than this. @ExistentialEnso Huge same This is the AU we deserve @LeafTilde @DitzTits omg that's so wholesome!!! @TheGoddessRain I bet it makes your loved ones justifiably happy tho :3 "@Trancister Omg that's perfect! My cat who's a tortoise shell (which means she can only be a girl) also has a boy's name, lol" @Sparx_x_x wow tag your porn @Sparx_x_x I don't know but it's SO unfair I am TOO gay for this!!! @_Taranasaurus @kara_huffman OMG THAT'S RAD "(And yes, I get all my Cyberverse information from The Basics how did you know)" "I haven't kept up with a Transformers cartoon since Animated, so I'm very late to the party here, but what was all that scuttlebutt about there being no more cityformers to make into toys after Scorponok comes out? https://t.co/Bk7rx1JzjK" @Azure_Husky I'm glad you finally made it here 💕💕💕 @Azure_Husky I think I experienced a fair bit of that too but it's all such a blur looking back. "@BirdTickler Hmmm perhaps a gamer artist or something. I 100% get not wanting to conflate yourself with folks that make more obvious forms of art, I just also think anything can be art. But also, yeah, just call yourself a content creator lol" "Fun fact I used to get really really high and talk about how what if life is just a simulation and we're all gonna wake up in cooler, better bodies at the end (and whoops turns out my body is a girl's body whaaaaat) Anyway weed turned me trans :V" @XylariaVG Holy heck congrats! "@BirdTickler I mean, you could. I think there's a fair argument to be made that you are one of those. But I also understand that that sounds kinda cringey." My girl Takkun also came to snuggle this morning 💕 https://t.co/PR6PVzMShS @RipleyStorm @ChaKatKimber Even the small hints I've heard make me think you had a really fascinating life. Can't wait to hear more 💕 omg where the fuck am I gonna put this thing lol "@BirdTickler It's definitely exhausting. I don't think people gave the game a fair shot, but then, I wasn't planning on doing so either. I've tried to stay quiet about the whole thing." @sapphixy @CaseyExplosion Omg if one thing can go right in hell year let it be that please! My boy Archimedes has TOO 👏 MUCH 👏 WHISKERS 👏 AND 👏 IT'S 👏 ADORABLE https://t.co/fwz60RAXZ1 "@CaseyExplosion TO BE FAIR it's never just one thing. But to be even fairer, he's completely lost down an obsessive rabbit hole of bigotry that we know has caused friends to leave him. TERFism is a cult." @CaseyExplosion Hmmmmm I wonder why 🤔🤔🤔 "@Azure_Husky It's not quite that for me? Or at least it doesn't seem that way. The way I test to see if it's feeling too tight is to clench my muscles. Then when it wears off, doing the same thing with my muscles feels fine. I dunno." @BirdTickler (Personally I have zero interest in this series despite it having a sapphic protagonist. I'm just watching from the sidelines with no horse in the race) "@BirdTickler I think it's a case of people kinda turning against Naughty Dog for their shitty crunch practices, then having the entire game spoiled for them. Had it been a normal release the backlash would've been smaller. Not that that's a justified reason, of course." @blaze_casual CUTIE @kara_huffman Thank you! 💕💕💕 @kara_huffman RIGHT??? @kara_huffman Oh! Interesting! I wouldn't have thought this was a feature and not a bug! I too wish I could have sex 😭😭😭 Jen tells me internal swelling and general tightness can last for a while after surgery so I'm not too worried. Just still getting the hang of this thing lol One weird thing I've noticed about my still-healing vag is that weed seems to make it feel tighter? Like I dunno I guess it could be a clit erection but it like lasts through all of being high. I'll go to bed with a lot of tightness and wake up with none at all 🤷‍♀️ "@PhyrexianThot it's true, it fucking rocked 🥰" @Azure_Husky It was snowing briefly here too yesterday and I just wanna say snow better stay the FUCK away from my birthday in two weeks 😤 @QuinntoBean hhffjjff 👀 @okbillybunny Omg I hate those! Solidarity! This boy is TOO. COMF. https://t.co/ePUJdqYc5k Binx havin a big slep on Mistress https://t.co/7d9NUCxs88 @Hbomberguy 🎶 Cut my hand on a cake tin The inside's razor sharp 🎶 @PrissyOrcGF The sense of mass and perspective on that one in the middle-left? Incredible imo 💕 @StebMcDreb aaaaaaaa gosh you are 😍 "@CaseyExplosion You're awesome, so I beg to differ 💕" @StebMcDreb GOTTA BE BOTH @StebMcDreb Alexis we should so really really gay stuff together @StebMcDreb awwwww gay! @StebMcDreb I love you too!!! 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb 💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb oh gosh really? :P @patrickhwillems It's honestly way more interesting to me than him being this unbelievable badass just off-screen. @RipleyStorm 💕 @StebMcDreb BABE YES PLZ Before transitioning I had seriously dated (and got engaged with) one person. And I've been broken up with a few times now. But this was the first time I had to be the one doing the breaking up. Just... it's a lot. I've never had to initiate a breakup before and despite it going way better than I worried I still have so many complicated feelings right now :/ "@Doc_Wolverine Weird how they don't ever seem to be annoyed by the ""no shirt no shoes no service"" policy" @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh Morgan plz do this to me 😍 @MapleReam *offers hugs* Proud of you 💕 @sqwrrkpon m-maybe >.> @PrissyOrcGF OMG YESSSSSS I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 😍 Land of the Stay at Home is the worst Genesis song Land of the not land of the home of the not home of @Potatopolitics oh no https://t.co/Df48ADqhYJ @QuestForTori I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS JOKE @squidlarkin HOT THO I love Gulliver #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/y1D0iziqgI I FOUND A PINK PACI IN A BALLOON <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EqqmN8fA3s ugh I hate my hair 🙃 @StebMcDreb HEY LET'S DO SOME GAY STUFF TOGETHER Felt kinda cute ✨ https://t.co/Mivq1k2AgC @TeflonMask 💕 Cookie is a confirmed disaster lesbian #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/rsysZwjNsL @destroyed4com4t how does he eat "@okbillybunny Omg! I used to go every year, but I dunno if I'd want to go this year... But like, we should totally meet up next time!" @HaileyAdamsXXX @DVanillannie RIGHT??? "@HaileyAdamsXXX First picture is from 2015 and I was 28. I came out the following year at 29, started HRT at 30, and I've been on hormones for 3 years next month 💕 https://t.co/bHctVWZgfe" @emarl_ mrrrr I love her curves~ "@HaileyAdamsXXX *taking notes* hmm yes, of course 🤓" @HaileyAdamsXXX slutty minds think alike? :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX To be truly scientific we'll probably have to document it and share our findings 🤔 @HaileyAdamsXXX Yes we simply must! For science! :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Good call @HaileyAdamsXXX Awwww we're titty twins! @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh nice! I'm a 44C which I think means we're pretty close? Nice handfuls but yeah I need them way bigger lol Daily reminder that I love being gay so much 🥰 @HaileyAdamsXXX Cute tiddies! Hope they get bigger :3 @ayyy_vuh God I've never seen that worded so perfectly :/ @okbillybunny BAAAABE GOSH 😍 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE THIS PERFECT ANGEL I ASK YOU I was going to dilate but Takkun needed my legs grumble https://t.co/oxMdLFSf8V @PrissyOrcGF What a horrible excuse for a human. @destroyed4com4t He looks like a young adult cosplaying someone in their 50's "@LilahSturges Less forgettable than Storm, though." @certainrandom Yes that's the joke 💕 https://t.co/l8AjxeeXPz @PrissyOrcGF unrelated but did you happen to know that I am baby @AlexisVeilled Then does it really matter what you are? You deserve to exist same as anyone else. Dilo is taking FOREVER to pick what she wants to buy and is totally holding the line up D:< https://t.co/Ig6qgZcZrA "@MaiaFranklyn ""mmmm scalp meat""" @Calliethulhu YES This set looks so ridiculous I am so pumped https://t.co/VsiyrhYSxx @JenApparently I mean it wouldn't be the first time I had to replace a Masterpiece/Masterpiece-esque Transformer 🙃 @JenApparently Yeah even with the diecast calves and feet my lesbian colors Azalea Alternative took a couple dives off my shelf before her backpack snapped. @Nickle4aPickle IM LOVE @DevourerRose @x24sonic WAIT SERIOUSLY? COOL @DeciusNero Please do! :3 @gigaBiteGirl Oh good idea! @maegodhavemercy Reading articles? In THIS economy? @DevourerRose I love you tooooo 😘😘😘 @maegodhavemercy OMG IT BEING ABOUT REDD WOULD BE SO RAD Short tour of my new museum entrance #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/omRirtGHkM @Kieko_13 https://t.co/2btKYQ3QNz @MaiaFranklyn I FORGOT I WAS PLANNING TO MAKE THAT JOKE THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME "Ordered a Blook a couple weeks ago, but the stitching on his pillow case zipper split! D: But, Fangamer was gracious enough to send me a replacement without needing me to send the old one in so now I have two Blooks! I can actually use one as a pillow and not feel bad! :D https://t.co/CEPFayhg7s" @x24sonic (I'd love to! I just suck at DMing folks lol) @DarkTyrannosaur How else are they gonna know you're a slutty free use urinal? "@DarkTyrannosaur I dunno, seems like a tattoo like that would be a great idea for a piss slut like you 🤔" @Baronesa1980 @EsserZed @aGirlCalledChar *Gibbs lol can't even spell @Baronesa1980 @EsserZed @aGirlCalledChar *Just Mister Gibes First name Joshamee. That character is something of an obsession of mine. Long story lol. @EsserZed @Baronesa1980 @aGirlCalledChar Barbossa is my favorite character. They did him dirty in DMTNT @Baronesa1980 @aGirlCalledChar EXACTLY @x24sonic Wait did I know you were plural? I don't think I did! Neat! @x24sonic listen just @ us next time @aGirlCalledChar I'm one of those weirdos who insists that the original trilogy is about Elizabeth and stars her. LISTEN I'M SOMETIMES A B!MBO OKAY https://t.co/G2H8ZGFzNy Seriously Jacqueline Sparrow would be a REALLY smart and awesome way to differentiate this reboot from the last series omg @PrissyOrcGF 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 FUCK YES I AM INTO THIS https://t.co/IUEkA2TG5R Omg omg omg a reboot can even start with the binding of Calypso in a flashback. Goddess the lore nerd in me is doing summersaults!!! "Oh! And bring back Hans Zimmer, tell him he's allowed to make melodies again. The soul of this series was its music (literally the trilogy ALMOST all began with songs until they swapped the Elizabeth/Gibbs scenes in DMC). No rule saying you can't use some of the same themes." @DrRuthie OMG that's incredible "@MaelJade_ Second one was securing the chest of Davy Jones, as well as the key to it. Third one took place at world's end. End as in ""edge""" @mode_view Nah the trilogy is perfect @mode_view The entire first trilogy is about Elizabeth. Jack literally sacrifices himself to a yonic monster in order to ensure it's her story. "@MaelJade_ 17 years, technically Pirates franchise could graduate high school soon." Like I seriously used to use Amy and Rory as examples of what the Pirates series needed when I talked about sequels and how not to fuck it up. Disney got the message even more literally than I expected lol "Not that lore alone makes for good movies, but I maintain these films aren't hard to do right if you have the right priorities. Jack is NOT the main character. He's like The Doctor. Which is yet another reason I'm really intrigued they cast Amy Pond." "But yeah I'm super pumped for this. A lot of the deepest parts of the lore had to be stapled on after the first one. But starting fresh knowing things like Davy Jones, how the compass works, Calypso, etc etc could make for a much more consistent franchise." @NotGyro YUP SAME @neolibreplygirl I liked the changes but also: Thank fuck "Also! Is this because of the Doctor Who episode Curse of the Black Spot? Like I know Gillan has become a huge name in Hollywood since then but like... It's because of Curse of the Black Spot, isn't it? https://t.co/e0lUrzYWMT" @pixie_nebula The original saga had the ending it deserved. It was called At World's End @Baronesa1980 They literally did daughter of Barbossa and it sucked ass Anyway it's interesting to me that both Pirates and Transformers ended up with five movies (with the fifth one having heavy hooks for another sequel) before needing a reboot. "@neolibreplygirl That's the best idea and I think there will be an element of that regardless, but nah, Disney would never sign off on this without Jack Sparrow." "Gotta hand it to them, though-- Pirates 6: Revenge of Davy Jones and Fuck the Canon was something I was guaranteed to avoid. But a reboot? That's got me interested again. https://t.co/31YJAb48Yp" Just please don't feel the need to simply tell the same damn story again. Keep the lore nerds like me happy with a consistent world. Recast Jack. Might be good. "As a die hard Pirates trilogy nerd: I will give this a fair shot but this'll be the third damn time I've been burned if they fumble it again. We're nearly at 20 years since the first one though, that's a fair amount of time to wait for a reboot." @DreamerHyena THEY LITERALLY ALREADY HAD AN EPISODE OF THAT WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE MORE @OzmaRacc FUCK yes @tinybird420 Eventually the nips stop being so tender. Or maybe I just got used to it? But I rarely lay on my stomach so I dunno lol @SomeBWord Goals "@RaeGun2k It's not granulation, though I have a bit of that too" @melodyaligned I didn't have that many anxieties. Most vaginoplasties turn out fine and I knew that. But honestly? I couldn't NOT go through with it. I couldn't live any longer with the wrong genitals. That's where I most found my strength. @ABeePun @MindEmilys THIS WHOLE THREAD IS GOSH 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @tiptransformed It is literally that yes :P @destroyed4com4t Then just keep reapplying it until it's cleared up I assume? @AsilionFeo @evaliondragon It's meeeeee 😍😍😍 @excogs Oh heck congrats! 💕💕💕 "@ServantoftheFae @FrigidElfChild Pepperidge Farm as well, presumably :V" "@destroyed4com4t No, but I do have granulation on my clitoral hood still. The main thing I'm talking about is some stitches popped near the entrance to my vag and it still hasn't closed up. I might give that a try for the granulation tho! Any other details I should know about that trick?" @ArtyMaus I'm told there really isn't any kind of membership process but you could start by asking @KorpsPropaganda :3 @aGirlCalledChar *YoCan They ape the YouTube logo so hard it's hard to remember what they're actually called lol @SweetBeans99 If your escape tell me how you did it Me: I'm a woman and I've known I was a woman for almost 4 years Also me: oh my god there's a woman in that mirror!!!! @Kamenspider Tweeted this right before seeing your reply lol https://t.co/2hroozEnen "(Universe Cyclonus, if you're curious)" Found it! It was being covered by a Transformer on my desk which might be the most me way to lose something lol "Rise of Skywalker. And if that ends up being the last movie I'm ever able to see in theaters and I had a chance to do it all over again, I'd still have it be Rise of Skywalker 💕" @MrsStephinMerit Congrats! (I have the same Star Wars poster! It's one of my favorites!) @AngryNerdBird Yes @aGirlCalledChar I was using a YouCan pen which is pretty nice I lost my weed pen AGAIN after finally getting a new coil for it AND after finding it after weeks of it being lost 🙃🙃🙃 @HaileyAdamsXXX I didn't buy turnips this week @DevourerRose That's the joke :V Anyway on doctor's orders while I'm home in pajamas I'm gonna try freeballing it for a while to keep stuff drier (my words not hers) Good on him given one of the stories has a trans woman in it. Might I suggest it's not a bury your queers moment this time however. @stackedbimbo @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory @TwitterSupport @TwitterOpen @TwitterUK It does say it's temporarily restricted. Hopefully that's the case :/ @PrissyOrcGF h-hi 👀 "Messaged my surgeon about how slow healing is going on the complication area. She said there's not much sure can do because of covid, but keeping the area dry will probably help. She also said it can take up to a year to heal 🙃" @FrigidElfChild You used to have a much larger account tho @AllieStray Cute! New museum location complete! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/dnqq2VFLew "@TheFintauSystem Yes. I think you're gorgeous, love 💕💕💕" "@okbillybunny Big same. 10/10 experience, would recommend." @MaxyAmalyna OMG THEY LOOK SO GOOD 😍 @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx Thank you so much gosh 😍💦 @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx need that navel piercing @MindEmilys @ABeePun @EsserXxx hhhggghhhg 💦 @LambChopInPamps mrrrrrr gladly~ @PrissyOrcGF mood... >.> Just thinking back to the surgery and immediately after and I feel like such a badass right now??? I still kinda can't believe I actually got a vaginoplasty omg @StebMcDreb Omg I can't believe we agree on this. He's called SPIDER-MAN. Why doesn't he have the ONE power spiders are known for??? @PrissyOrcGF clothes are bs imo 😤 @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx godddddd seriously making be this wet is rude >/////< @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx I could really use that labia one gosh @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx hhhhggghgghhh 💦💦💦 @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx These are all so hot aaaaaaa >/////< 💦💦💦💦 @eevee Personally I think it takes too many spoons to do it up the butt but I've heard good things. Taking it orally though also helps! Prog for a lot of transfemmes is kinda required. The libido lowering is incredibly common. @PrissyOrcGF It's not something you should hate yourself for :/ @ayyy_vuh holy gosh Eva 😍😍😍 "@eevee Progesterone can help with libido, especially when used as a suppository." @ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx omg I'm planning on getting a septum piercing and I really need to be bred >.< @GirlDickEnergy lol good riddance @Azure_Husky God it's so good @StebMcDreb Cis people suck @LittleEmmyBee D:< Unlocking landscaping in Animal Crossing is like an entirely new game and I'd be playing it right now if the power wasn't draining faster than it was charging grumble @KittikatGuild Omg omg omg that makes me want it more! "@ABeePun @MindEmilys @EsserXxx Stop, I can only get so wet! >.< (Don't stop) (I want that clit one so bad)" @EsserXxx @ABeePun hhhhgghg 💦 @RubberNinja https://t.co/qDotbzsC7B @StebMcDreb Oh babe I'm sorry :/ @ABeePun hggdfhhhhg yes plz >/////< @ABeePun That too! @TheCrystalStorm Yeah lol @DevourerRose Yeah bring it on a thumb drive when you visit for sure 💕 @DevourerRose I've been a casual fan of Doom Patrol even before the show I just have so little patience for TV shows most of the time. Who's the DID character? Might finally give it a watch. "@totallyhealthie I've only seen screenshots and gifs, and that scene is basically never shared? Despite loving the idea of Doom Patrol and hearing that the show is great, I'm not much of a TV girl so I hadn't ever watched it lol" Wait a minute Brendon Frasier is Robot Man and no one had the decency to tell me this before now??? @Waffliesinyofac omw I love World of Warcraft and am one of its last surviving stans but come the fuck on "@woot_master Ah, okay. I wouldn't have been THAT surprised if there was a show I missed, honestly lol (I like my ponies to be ponies so I avoided EQG stuff, but also I haven't even watched the ponies for years)" @woot_master Wait there was a show @NikatinePrime who even needs 'em 😤 @NikatinePrime Gosh I had no idea you've been transitioning so long! Congrats! @Azure_Husky Yeah this is why I avoid talking about Star Wars on this hellsite lol. Everyone has an opinion on the space wizards. @Azure_Husky I'm pretty sure TLJ made more money than TROS which ultimately is the only test Disney/Lucasfilm is gonna care about. "@Azure_Husky I mean TLJ happened under Disney :P And personally I think only one movie under their ownership could be called bad and I still overall enjoyed it. Supposedly they gave a trilogy to Johnson. TLJ made them a lot of money, they like that lol" @futanarchy @NeurologNyx Y'all are TOO. CUTE. @WerewolfMoms @Azure_Husky He also doesn't know how to end stories. "If I can't get huge knockers before I die, I won't really be able to say I lived life to the fullest." "I dunno how I'm gonna afford it or when I'm gonna be able to do it, but I'm gonna get implants. I'm worried about losing sensitivity and them not looking how I want, but like, my tits need to be bigger, it's that simple 🤷‍♀️" "@DevourerRose @Azure_Husky That doesn't mean it's good, love :P" @Azure_Husky I think in the right hands it can be that good again. It's just that the Skywalker Saga now has an unfortunate good/bad ratio of 5/4 lol @TheNDqueerelf aaaaaaa gosh 😍 Anyway I muted that thread and I'm muting this one too. Self care because I'm weird about Star Wars 💕 "@FlorenceLaReine Nah, no one's hating on me. I just get irrationally mad at people reminding me they didn't care for it. This is a me problem." @StormKRB If there's such a thing as a real fan I'm a textbook example and TLJ is the best Star Wars movie ever made imo "THIS THREAD IS NOT YOUR INVITATION TO TELL ME YOU DISLIKED TLJ I'M KIND OF A BITCH ABOUT THIS, SORRY" You cannot imagine how often I've already gotten that same basic reply in that thread. @SJWMEGATRON I'm not gonna open up the TROS can of worms here lol """Yeah Leia pulling herself to the ship isn't weird! The Last Jedi is garbage but not for this reason!"" Fuck ooooooooff fuck off fuck off fuck off fuuuuuuuuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF" @SJWMEGATRON I mean yeah I'd believe she could've moved herself but I felt that arguing that that's implied to be possible in the canon already was too difficult lol Okay lol that's two 20k+ accounts that have retweeted this so I might be muting soon lol @OneLameShark I know that feel lol @Lewd_Dolly @PersephoneHime @Clockwork_ASM hhhhhhggh 💦 "@NihiliaXIV Yup! But also even I'd kinda side-eye a Force user moving an entire ship with the Force, you know? Hence why I added ""big"" because that can be a perceived obstacle for some Force users (even though technically size matters not)." "@OneLameShark Yup! Cartoons where character's heads explode has ruined people's understanding of space. It's definitely dangerous, but it isn't instant death." @CookieCyboid Even better! I still really need to finish watching that. (There was a mutual I almost had an argument with about this but this isn't directed at them) @CaseyExplosion No worries lol 💕 "So the force of pulling the ship to her would in turn pull herself to the ship even if the ship was too big/""heavy"" This is a really simple, obvious extrapolation of already established Force powers, y'all are just misogynists." "I'm not interested in arguing and will block if you try but here's my really simple reasoning: - Again, humans can survive limited exposure to space (plus she ended up in a coma) - Force users can pull objects to themselves, but it's all relative in space making it even easier" HOO BOY AM I GLAD I MENTIONED THIS BEFORE @CaseyExplosion RETWEETED LOL Is that reasonable? Not really. But neither is you foisting your shitty opinion on me. I'm gonna start blocking non-mutuals who feel the need to tell me they didn't like the daughter of Anakin being powerful enough in the Force to survive being in space for a few seconds (something real humans can already do). You've been fucking warned. "@arthur_affect Like if I walked in there without a shirt, of course I'd get kicked out, and if I tried to invoke the Constitution, they'd tell me ""It's our business, we reserve the right to refuse service."" Because it's not about the damn Constitution and it never was." @arthur_affect Great illustration of how right wingers don't care what the Bible or the Constitution actually says. They just find a post hoc justification for their beliefs of how the world should work. @DinosaurDracula Seeing Shredder's lips has the same energy as whenever they give Optimus Prime lips. @MateDoom @OneLameShark https://t.co/Z9ctIK319i Oh! THAT'S where they are! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/27XPRRkwOh @PrissyOrcGF Speed sketches/warmups like these aren't supposed to be perfect! But even still they're hardly garbo @HouseOfGunn Agreed! @HouseOfGunn YESSSSS that part too! "Also just in general I love Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy. Those episodes were the peak of the series imo" "I like the last theme song of the pre-Netflix era MST3K episodes solely for the line ""Just to torture all the captives on the Satellite of Love"" Satellite of Love is a such a perfect fucking name and it deserves to be in the theme song." @QueenStodge @acvalens Agreed @QuinntoBean Not morning anymore but good morning! :D "@HookedAesthetic No, it's obvious to everyone how much of a little girl you are~" "@HookedAesthetic Oh little one, no one thinks that" @cuddlestopheles Everybody walk the dinosaur? @landjacksation (thank you) @landjacksation I would appreciate if your comments were deleted but I understand if you think that's too much to ask for. "@landjacksation I really really really really intensely dislike getting into arguments about Star Wars. It riles me up, I end up saying things I regret, and I go into an anxiety spiral." @ArtifexH @emma_escapes Omg that's like @SteampunkPenny's favorite movie so I gotta @ her now lol @emma_escapes @PersephoneHime THIS IS SO COOL "@SeanHicksART That's really awesome, but how did you put it in Animal Crossing?" @FaithNaff Agreed. Gotta say my policy of never reposting the art of others really makes memes like this difficult but what can you do 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/dnusPVATkF "@deathpigeon @mutual_ayyde Oh definitely. I wasn't trying to argue what I put in quotes there as I'm not 100% certain it would work, I just laugh at the absurdity of the thought of a study like this actually looking towards systemic problems like that." @ModestyAran E G G S 😍😍😍😍 @TransgurlTSB A labia will still do that a little bit but it's WAY more reduced. Having a vag IS way more comfortable :3 "@deathpigeon @mutual_ayyde YUP I wanted to add that too but character limit lol Imagine if the study was like ""Hey if we pay people more and try to reduce poverty, that might reduce the number of anarchists!""" "@deathpigeon @mutual_ayyde Which probably accounts for this study of anarchism. Like they talk about the jobs we have and how we make money as if we all said ""Ah yes, I will get a low paying service job because anarchism"" and not because we're mostly marginalized lol" @mutual_ayyde @deathpigeon Which is another reason I wonder if certain ideologies are nearly impossible to adopt for some people. @DevourerRose Grant is almost a lock I'd imagine unless there's really really bad blood there but I don't think there is. "@TheEpicDewback Because Grunty explicitly calls it Threeie at the end of Tooie, which wasn't called Two-zie. Personally I'm more fond of ""Threely"" which was a hypothetical name given in a Nintendo Power issue decades ago." (If you want a related hot take I think said hypothetical Banjo-Threeie has a very good chance of being better than Yooka-Laylee) "@mutual_ayyde @deathpigeon Definitely. At the risk of sounding too reductive, one thing that affects this question is there are certainly ideologies that are more wrong than others. Like there just has to be logically. Fascism is an easy wrong one, for instance." .@PrissyOrcGF you have competition "If Rare finally made a Banjo-Threeie it would be perfectly adequate. Yes, I'm aware the old team isn't there anymore. I'm saying that not necessary." @deathpigeon Seeing a perspectives like this suddenly makes me consider the philosophical question of can any ideology or belief truly be understood without adopting it yourself? Surely there needs to be some level of misunderstanding to keep you from converting yourself. @Azure_Husky Yeah it's starting to feel less like a boner that can't escape a really tight tuck and more like just a clit erection 🥰 @Sparx_x_x @Aikowolf @FoxyShiloh Not having Pride this year is gonna suck so hard :/ "@PrissyOrcGF ""Stressed or horny?"" is apparently my subconscious's favorite mood x.x" @sqwrrkpon *neighs softly* w-where I belong >////< "This thread brought to you by really, really getting into how arousal feels now. It's uh, extremely good 😍" "@Azure_Husky Yeah it's so funny to keep getting to new plateaus and think ""Hey I finally made it"" only to realize a couple months later ""Nope, actually that wasn't it lol""" @WeDreamtOfLove Oh gosh I'm so glad I could help!! @TheNDqueerelf SMOOCH AND CUDDLE @LeafTilde @Lewd_Go_Round_ SMASH that motherfucking like button~ "(though my nerves still aren't 100% yet, frustratingly enough >.<)" "@mode_view I mean that would be fine if that were the case, but I know you always mean well 💕" "My belly/inflation fetish is extremely specific. Food: Eh, it's okay Air: Getting hotter Babies/eggs: https://t.co/yM5cz8r8Vs" @Sparx_x_x One of these days I really need to play as a furry with way too many fetishes hehehe @sqwrrkpon ngggghhg I dunno understand why but I need to so badly >//////< Oh! Part of what might've caused this clicking into place mentally is how many nerves have woken up. I feel a LOT more than I did even a month ago. @Azure_Husky IT'S SO WILD HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL 😍😍😍😍 Transition goals 😍 Makes the fact that I still need to heal more before I try sex even more frustrating though >.< Seriously it's so hard to put into words but something really clicked recently and it more than ever before feels like my vulva rather than just a healing surgical site. I feel in tune with my clit and vag. It's supposed to be this way. This rocks so hard. @sqwrrkpon hhhgggghhggggddgg 💦💦💦💦 @Sparx_x_x LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK @sqwrrkpon hhgghhg b-but wouldn't that mean I'll get mounted constantly? >/////< 💦 @deathpigeon That's rad as hell omg @lisaquestions Oh neat! @sqwrrkpon hhgghffh w-why does that sound so niiiiiice "@caraesten ""qUeEr AfAb""" @sqwrrkpon jggghsssgghhgg m-maybe? >////< @sqwrrkpon omg I need that in my life "Ocarina of Time, mostly because it was my first Zelda 🥰" Holy shit I had my dick turned into a vag wtf @TrexPushups Yep! A lot of how I felt this would feel I was right about but just as many things I had no idea about until it happened. It's impossible to mentally prep for honestly. "It feels undeniably right, but there's definitely a learning curve." "Going from a dick to a vag is some real surreal stuff lemme tell you. I've gone back on believing I experienced true phantom dick, but for a while there there was this odd sensation of feeling that my clit was all there was Anyway I think I'm finally used to it? It feels normal" "@SilverKyubimon @ReviewsPokemon Don't worry, I have like 20 more stuffies arriving next week >.<" @Sparx_x_x I assume this is all Second Life? "Technically both mean ""this is not in stock and you cannot give us money for it"" but like come on https://t.co/K0ExsllpWX" @SilverKyubimon @ReviewsPokemon Too many plush? No such thing! :V https://t.co/uy98hAi6eA "I always get a mini heart attack when BBTS does this. ""Sold out"" and ""Coming soon/not yet accepting orders"" are the same thing in their system, so when they do this for a solid few seconds I worry I missed out. https://t.co/PGvnMfIw50" @SilverKyubimon @ReviewsPokemon Yesssss thank you! @GenderBanana hhgfffhh thamks >/////< @ShyanneSky https://t.co/wa7NK1w7TP @ShyanneSky Mine are 44Cs but 44 is pretty big so I'd like to have at LEAST DDs but probably more like Gs lol. @CookieCyboid Holy heck what a good girl! :3 Anyone know when I'm supposed to sprout a wind up key slot? Transition goals @RiotGrrrlJemma Is Is this real Y'all I really want huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers. @ReviewsPokemon OMG THEY HAVE A STUFFIE OF GALARAN PONYTA NOW??? 😍😍😍 @TheCrystalStorm THANK YOU for saying this. Putting to words something that bothers the hell out of me. @SadPostRayne Docs? Like doc martins? Hmmmm maybe I should finally get a pair 👀 "@mainly_maeve At the very least I'd argue Red and Blue are the same game for this exercise, unless you're counting Red and Green as the first game." "@mainly_maeve Personally for Pokemon I feel ""game"" means ""Gen""" Oh Pokemon too! I love Kanto and Johto way more than Hoenn but Gen III overall was a massive high point for the series in so many ways. Plus I'm a FireRed/LeafGreen stan for life and that's all the same Gen. "Our new place has stairs in the main hallway I use whenever I go to the kitchen and lemme tell you that gentle bounce feeling from my tits is, uh, real good." I get lady boners for deep Star Wars lore don't judge me I don't even like the prequels and even I just came a bit Legend of Zelda Super Mario Bros Metroid "@mode_view ""Sometimes""? :P But don't worry, you're never creepy at all 💕" @PrissyOrcGF I didn't know you were demi! Good to know. "@MaelJade_ The Old Republic is still around. No official word that it's been relegated to Legends status. The new Thrawn is a little older, like I said. His heyday was early/pre-OT, not post-OT." @vexwerewolf Any nocturnal mammal with huge eyes "@PrissyOrcGF I feel that craving in my soul too, I get it 💕" "@MaelJade_ Of those three characters, only Mara is for sure no longer canon. Revan I think is implied to still be canon, and Thrawn was in Rebels! He's an older character now but still real." "@mode_view It didn't, it came off as cute~" "Seriously feel free to make the obvious sex jokes since I AM a proud slut but like, my hole cravings are getting bad enough that if I don't start crossing these off I'll need to get several at once! Already I'm starting to crave nipple piercings too and I want to space them out!" @machtackle @NonnefProd Oooh I might need to grab this kit too! @tf_fic Cute~ "GotG Vol 2 almost transcends the genre, honestly. Like I hesitate to say it's the best superhero movie because it's SO much more than just a superhero movie." "Still my absolute favorite, hands down. Also the one MCU movie I've watched the most. Still haven't seen Far From Home, but I kinda doubt it'll dethrone GotG2 for me." "Yet another accurate, fully scientific model of @PrissyOrcGF's future progress" @Azure_Husky @stormy_prime Lack of dick can turn any bottom into a top honestly @tf_fic 😍😍💦💦💦 @OzmaRacc https://t.co/O1CR8uFCdH @tf_fic Before you know it we'll both be completely filled~ Really neither of us should be talking anymore given these mouths are for fucking too *gllmmphh* @Azure_Husky Godddddd that sounds heavenly I really hope I don't need to wait another 8 months to experience it *whines* >.< "@tf_fic Carful, might end up with way more than one~ 😘" "@NikkiTheSlayer_ A little over five months. Had none of my stitches popped all I'd really be dealing with is a bit if granulation which isn't nearly as big of a deal, at least with the small amounts I've had." @tf_fic Hurts so gooooood *whines* >/////< 💦 @tf_fic Cannot get the mental image of getting filled with so many cocks all at once at the tattoo parlor unf~ @tf_fic I would be my own worst enemy for sure 😭😍 Friendly reminder to anyone hoping to get a vaginoplasty: You probably won't be waiting this long for it to heal if none of your stitches pop Anecdotally it seems everyone ends up with some sort of complication but they vary wildly. The chances of you getting what I did are slim @tf_fic That's probably a terrible idea but also YES @tf_fic hhgfffdddhhdzhdd plz If the pandemic isn't looking too scary I think I'm gonna try getting my septum piercing on my birthday (the 22nd). I have such a craving for more holes lately. @zoe_trashgoblin Okay but my excuse is I'm trying to tell Twitter to show your stuff on my timeline more lol @teagirlgf I also don't have a diagnosis but I'm pretty sure I am too :/ "@zoe_trashgoblin Still, I think it'd be awesome to get to know each other more. No pressure from either side though, I get it 💕" "@zoe_trashgoblin Argh, sorry! I like that we're mutuals but gosh I have too many. I'll try interact more 💕" Look at the very least before this vag turns a year old I want to get fucked in it okay "@zoe_trashgoblin I remember you, you're cool! But yeah this is kind of a mood." "@teagirlgf This is kind of a mood, oof" @PrissyOrcGF Cannot wait! :3 @PrissyOrcGF omg Morgan you need to visit if for no other reason than I NEED to try hugging you @Azure_Husky My hips hurt lol """STAY AT HOME FOR PRIMUS' SAKE""" Animated Ratchet would definitely scream it at you and there wouldn't be a please lol Trying to remember to air out my vag every day in a desperate attempt to maybe help this thing heal faster. It'd be nice to be able to use this thing this summer you know "I have very district memories of my fifth grade teacher Mrs. Martin reading Captain Underpants to us. I can still hear her version of ""TRA-LA-LAAA!"" in my mind to this day. But yeah that shit kept going for like a solid decade." @AlexisVeilled The line between those two is very fuzzy Almost every bit of text on this package is wrong I love it https://t.co/AQHmBLGn4Q @PrissyOrcGF *hugs tight* love you tons 💕 "@olivebrinker It's been so long since I helped fund a Kickstarter. The charge to our cards should hit at like midnight, right?" @Chug_Wife I need me one of those honestly @Chug_Wife Understandable @Lord_Mandalore @Hbomberguy Unfortunately all that good will will be immediately lost again after The Star Wars Prequels Are Genius video @VirologyCami Oh gosh she has long hair now? Sounds cute!!! @cuddlejoy Already filled my town RIP @tstrike78 Thank you 💕 @norintha That explains a lot Part of the reason I never circled back on Final Fantasy despite being a series that started very cartoony and colorful is after IX the designs and aesthetics got so self-serious and boring. "God of War looks boring, never cared about Devil May Cry... Like, I like ""kids"" stuff basically with very, VERY few exceptions. I like bright colors, cool charterer designs, properly fanciful worlds, that kind of thing." "Never had any interest in Halo... have some interest in Assassin's Creed, but not enough to ever get to the point of buying one... Gears of War bored me as a concept... same with Uncharted, doubly so for Last of Us..." "The PS4 was the first Playstation I ever had any serious interaction with, so do the math, lol. Oh also, N64 was my first console. I missed ALL of Final Fantasy." @NikkiTheSlayer_ Hands are not penises :P @NikkiTheSlayer_ Years ago I heard about an episode of Loveline where Dr. Drew in no uncertain terms told a guy who does that to stop doing it immediately. @okbillybunny I somehow was able to remove mine but the recovery involved was kind of a lot lol @okbillybunny But ones that are VERY expensive to remove 😭 @NikkiTheSlayer_ Never did that! I've heard of that but I have to assume that isn't healthy lol "@tinybird420 Extremely, gosh 😍" But anyway I bet I wasn't the only penis owner who did that If only I had a cutie willing to shlick me off 🤷‍♀️ (Kidding! I'm still not fully healed yet x.x) "The worst part about clit erections is I can do longer do the thing I used to do with painfully stiff erections where I bent the shaft with my hand slightly. No idea why I found such relief in that but now it's not an option, oof." @ScaredConfusion @LindsayPB Y'all aren't allowed to make fun of us for the over 21 thing anymore :P @MaiaFranklyn What? "@Glopossum Mood lol. But then again, I'd much rather they be open about their age and I can spot them and block them." @emuchaton but you're always so toppy! Soooooo many of my friends play FFXIV but I can't overstate how little interest I have in that game :/ "@Hbomberguy Personally I think your last one might be my favorite of yours in part because of how long it is, honestly. I love that shit. But I know videos that long take months to make so I don't mind waiting 🥰" @LindsayPB Carded for an energy drink? @AngryGayRobot We all have 😔 @PrissyOrcGF wow same 👀 @PrissyOrcGF YES @PrissyOrcGF omg stop giving me tempting terrible ideas This was really special <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/KdimKILUjI @StickyGlass Such a nice view gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF 👀💦👅 @MeteorsFalling And it should go without saying but I can't wait for you to visit again 🥰🥰🥰 @MeteorsFalling It's okay! I'm relieved I remembered your face 💕 And you ARE a cutie! :3 @Protoman Love the subtle implication that the king is a bad guy. "@MeteorsFalling ""Just gonna say yes"" makes it sound like you don't know what I'm talking about and I'm trying to remember who you are D:" @Trancister Thank you 💕💕💕 "@MeteorsFalling Oh gotcha! You were the cutie who visited when I was in a bad mood, right?" @AllieStray 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc Love you tons 😭💕💕💕 @MeteorsFalling Did you change your @? @MarcyKingUltra I appreciate you too thank you 😭💕💕💕 @Nickle4aPickle *hug hug hug* I'm really glad we reconnected after all these years 💕💕💕 @RiotGrrrlJemma Love you 💕 @DVanillannie God I feel this "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh honey, you're a bottom" Someone assure me at least some of the friendships I've made here will last. Kinda having a cry over the worry that none of them will. "Think I might fuck around and unfollow the mutuals who unfollowed me since seeing them on the TL just hurts every time. It's really not personal, my heart just hurts." @neolibreplygirl no it isn't @DVanillannie God I hope these friendships are real. I'm connecting with real people and I cry when those connections are severed. Been having trouble with this tonight actually. @StebMcDreb lol I'm sure you know several of mine but I can't wait for you to find more~ 😘 "@ArtifexH @isthatyourmain I mean my experience seems pretty atypical. If anything ""loving horror movies"" are just as transfeminine as cat girls anecdotally. What's weird in my case is I can't even remember why I sought them out for as long as I did. I scare easily, did back then too." @tf_fic Take what I say and use it as a writing prompt :P "@tf_fic hggfhhfddh I like, love it when you do this! *giggles*" "@NewGenderWhoDis toy made you b!mbo, impressive" @NewGenderWhoDis hot~ @LchanPlays @ThoughtSlime Nah I'm specifically talking about 2D Sonic. "@neolibreplygirl I mean, these are all good ideas" @destroyed4com4t I don't... get it? What am I missing? "@ayyy_vuh (Very unrelated but I've recently gotten the suspicion that you might've accidentally muted me and I'm not sure how to let you know? If we weren't mutuals I wouldn't mention it, but yeah >.>)" @isthatyourmain Transitioning weirdly caused me to lose my taste for horror but I had a horror phase for a hot minute there where I consumed as much as I could find. I think the first Return of the Living Dead is probably my favorite zombie movie (a genre I usually don't have much patience for) "@hmsnofun I like @/mikerugnetta's approach of using a goofy pirate voice to say ""content"" specifically to highlight how weird a term it is." "@isthatyourmain I'm sorry they made two more of those??? Return is the one with the ""there's no way to kill these things their constitute parts just keep going"" right?" @stackedbimbo ALSO YOUR VOICE IS SEXY GODDAMN @stackedbimbo @FlorenceLaReine JAMIE UR SO CUTE WTF @ayyy_vuh Holy shit girl I still remember when your account was new! Congrats! @MaterClaritas I knew someone would make this joke lol @stackedbimbo @transfilmtheory (Nice @ tho) @stackedbimbo @transfilmtheory It's unbelievably fucked up that Twitter has now effectively ended chainblocking. This site is significantly less safe for trans people now. I really hope you get your account back :/ @bretmwxyz Oh heck @StebMcDreb it's that thing you were telling me about. I didn't realize it was so surreal! I LOVE weird art like this! @HaileyAdamsXXX I have the A-Force set of figures! Not displayed atm but yeah! That's neat! "@ArtifexH @vexwerewolf Well I dunno, you could probably get FFS sooner if you wanted? But yeah I would also say waiting a bit just to see what HRT does is probably smart." @vexwerewolf Hormones can definitely have feminizing effects I'm so confused @AlexisVeilled BAAAAAABE I WANNA SNUGGLE YOU SO BAD 😍😍😍 @RaeGun2k IT WAS SO GOOD @StebMcDreb @stackedbimbo omw https://t.co/0mzlN10tor @StebMcDreb @stackedbimbo amazing at making out you say 👀👀👀 @PrissyOrcGF That looks so good omg @starch255 @OutcastToad @norintha @deathpigeon Truly we're in a cyberpunk dystopian novel @deathpigeon THAT JUST MAKES IT DARKER @deathpigeon Jesus Christ that's ominous @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE AD I HAD JUST SEEN (I REALLY need to find Frisk's stand) @CaptainDelver Yep. Super Skrull wave. @HaileyAdamsXXX I admit I don't read the comics very often... did something bad happen to her? D: Looks good with the others! :3 https://t.co/QBvyFU84FH Got myself a Hulk https://t.co/K52ABgQpdH Normally I have adblock enabled on YouTube but I've been stuck using my phone until we get internet set up at the new place. I'm wondering why the hell I keep seeing ads explicitly geared towards men? :/ @EmilySooty69 Oh gosh how did I miss this video 😍😍😍 @viragoergosum Check my AD @NSalamanderFW 😘 "@Jasonyboi @Doc_Wolverine THIS ONE Where there's some contrived ""You wouldn't understand!"" or something and you're just screaming at the screen ""USE WORDS. TELL THE OTHER PERSON THE THING WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU""" almost like I'm a girl or something 🤔 @Jasonyboi HECK Having tits feels so nice 🥰 "@lisaquestions Ah, gotcha" "@lisaquestions I was gonna go for barbells? What's a curved nipple ring? All rings are curved, aren't they? They're rings." @StebMcDreb And honestly because he writes about such cool stuff that makes it more interesting. @StebMcDreb Right? He's just a gaseous man who wants love! "Yes, NEED." @StebMcDreb Soft Fuzzy Man is a happy song tho I will not budge on this I need nipple piercings real bad. @StebMcDreb Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed when there should have been none there Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in "@Garek_Maxwell @aNerdskull Block lists are still a thing, but every single block list that gains any kind of popularity has false positives, without question, and usually funnily enough because someone adding to the list has a personal vendetta." This is a very cute set https://t.co/GkSnky1U2a @RhymesWithSheRa I KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO I LOVE IT 💕💕💕 @EntityofJustice RIGHT??? @OzmaRacc I don't know why it's such a thing but it really is. Like I can't sit normally I dunno nice https://t.co/iXRQp8Cg7Y "But I get that signing up for being rate limited is kind of a lot. So, RIP Twitter blockchain app :/" I don't know the full details of all this because honestly? I've been avoiding block chaining for a while now because of how glitchy it is (basically had required you to delete your Twitter cookies immediately after for months now). It sounds like it's still technically doable. @NewGenderWhoDis @okbillybunny @TrexPushups I initially meant the urinal but why not both? "Why on earth is blocking thousands of people suspicious? Like, yes, a machine is clearly doing it. But how could a bot game the system by... blocking lots of people?" "I was able to get 15,000 blocks from it. That plus always having my DMs closed to people I'm not following and having Twitter's quality filter on has truly made this site feel safe for years now. I can no longer recommend it for any trans person making a new account." "So apparently after months of block chain only working on Chrome and being buggy as hell, I'm hearing that Twitter rate limits you for it because it looks ""suspicious."" Literally the one thing that I told people makes Twitter usable as a trans person is no longer a thing :/" @okbillybunny That's why I always have my name somewhere. I'd rather be called Kat than TransSalamander lol @okbillybunny Omg I love your name!!! "@MeteorsFalling Contrast this with Harry Potter, whose creator has been closely involved with every aspect of it the entire time and ACTS like the fandom phrase ""word of god"" implies." "@MeteorsFalling Also Minecraft very much became its own thing very quickly. At no point did Notch think he was making a beloved children's game, and he sold it because of course he did! It was a hobby of his that grew a life of its own. Hatsune Miku may as well have made it." @okbillybunny I love the chaotic energy of this tweet @PrissyOrcGF @the_yellowcouch Or two massive baps 🤔 @CateSpice Hoping to get there some day! Using those awful things was downright traumatic. "@aNerdskull Yeah block chain is permanently broken on Firefox and buggy as hell on Chrome. The fact that Twitter considers it suspicious activity doesn't surprise me but that's kinda the final nail in the coffin. I'll glad I was able to secure about 15,000 blocks while it lasted :/" @ThoughtSlime Every platformer has the reward of going fast through the level once you memorize it. That's sort of baked into the genre itself. The difference is Sonic isn't as fun to learn because of his momentum. I'd rather be rewarded with speed through a Donkey Kong Country level. "@NewGenderWhoDis @okbillybunny @TrexPushups Turn to them mid-pee and just go ""This could be you, slut~""" I love these two #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/k0tq4EabaK Heck yes I did it! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/HuXAynIJKa @vexwerewolf YUP that's the weird thing about HRT. It often makes genital dysphoria more pronounced. But the good news is having a vag fucking rocks 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX Good enough to eat gosh 😍 @Transit_Genie SO pretty 😍 "@mslilyleroux Oof, I'm sorry they fired you! I worked at a movie theater about a decade ago and I loved it." @okbillybunny My favorite kind 😍 @DesDReac https://t.co/5RZaQEWUvr Muffy's house is so goth!!! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WvUOy2BshS @futanarchy Ram maybe? Anyway she's perfect Nobody told me that 3 and a half years after coming out I'd still get gender euphoria from bring ma'am'd in public but I'm not complaining 🥰🥰🥰 I literally got a lesbian goth GF I chose so well with Muffy omg It's okay take your time #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/M8rOhALw23 I've run into her twice now and was kinda sad when I left her behind the first time so I'm calling this fate! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH https://t.co/EYL69NyYFu omg i love her #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/vpXDgB9u5T Time traveled to check and the plot wasn't sold! So yeah gonna grind for another good villager 🥰 "So after the success of finding Tangy, I thought I'd grind for another villager! They let me set up another plot of land, I fly to a new island... And no one's there. Okay so only one move in per day? Goddammit these plots sell fast, am I fucked?" Was Allison Miles in one of these movies? Doesn't sound much like a Crichton name lol https://t.co/N4gDzpJodi It was on sale. I was wasting money by NOT getting it! :V https://t.co/W85Y0M37DI @StebMcDreb Hahaha that'd be so hot I mean funny I GOT TANGY!!! <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/BNIZFGPzAw @PrissyOrcGF Omg yes!!! The music started playing on its own in my head @StebMcDreb That's a big one for me too. It's like the last place on earth I'm discouraged ftom using my phone. @sqwrrkpon w-wark? 👀👀👀💦 @Sparx_x_x @PrissyOrcGF I MEAN ME TOO @Kamenspider People freak out whenever Prime has lips and yet Bumblebee having an iconic mouth like that is too much lol "@okbillybunny @ExistentialEnso oof, lol I guess there IS a lot of euphoria within considering said mindfuck" @ExistentialEnso It's such a mindfuck to think about the before times. Looking like it never won't be lol @MarcyKingUltra @BonzoixofMN It helps! I am way too specifically called out by this I'm pretty sure this is illegal "@MarcyKingUltra One fun tip I see a lot of people miss at first: You can connect your Twitter account to your Switch which not only makes sharing pictures and videos of gameplay easier, but also let's you search for mutuals who also connected their Twitter account to their Switch and friend them" "@MarcyKingUltra Okay yeah I just meant if your Lite was your second Switch. If it's your first, no worries! Forget I said anything lol." "Several times during this pandemic I've had the thought ""Oh god I'm gonna live for another like 50 years."" I don't want to die sooner, but also the thought of having another half century+ on this earth giving how things are looking? That sounds awful." @PeachSweetAss https://t.co/29J9qzQon0 @HedgeMom @EntityofJustice @cathroon I love Barret so much "@litterboxhex Ugh, I hate suppositories :/" [cw nsfw] How @PrissyOrcGF will one day need to get dressed @briamgilbert Thanks for giving it a shot @litterboxhex Oh nice! I'm on 100 and I go back and forth with wondering if it's doing anything. Lemme know if you end up getting positive results! "@LackingSaint Thank you. Sometimes it feels like I'm the last person on earth that actually enjoyed going to the movies, not just the movies themselves." @litterboxhex First time taking prog? @destroyed4com4t Feel like I'm watching a public display of two bigots getting off on the same fetish. @MarcyKingUltra This is gonna sound weird but in case your Lite isn't your first Switch: Do NOT start Animal Crossing on your current Switch. There is currently no way to transfer an AC save from one Switch to another. I found that out the hard way and now am just waiting for a future update 🙃 "@PersephoneHime I'm interested, but I get overwhelmed by large amounts of text being sent in DMs, sorry :/" @PersephoneHime I'll try watching on my computer once we get internet set up here. Twitch ran so horribly at the last place lol. "Hey did you know if people are talking during the move, you can go tell the manager and they'll stop it immediately and often give you free tickets for your troubles? Same goes for folks using their phones during a movie. Feel like no one knows that, the way people complained." "I love movies so much and thankfully they're not going anywhere but the experience of watching a film with a crowd of strangers is really, really fun. Not much else matches it. I've spent years seeing people constantly shit on something I love so much I'm happy for them I guess" I sometimes feel like I'm the last person on the fucking planet that actually enjoyed going to the movies and will never recover from the very real possibility that that simply won't be a thing anymore now that studios realized releasing stuff on streaming day 1 is better/easier. @PersephoneHime The longest I ever played a TTRPG was in one of the Star Wars ones! That sounds really fun! "Oh, and for number 5: I do like Rey quite a bit, but assuming I need to pick a character from the sequel trilogy, I'd like to change my answer to Phasma. https://t.co/WNg2uirtGJ" "16. Our princess, of course. https://t.co/X73cv6RjIp" "13 (the real actual 13) Shit I skipped underrated character! That's... weirdly perfect given the topic. Anyway this one's an easy choice. (I tried so hard to find a gif of her that actually uploads as a gif and I fucking can't, hence my entire point here) https://t.co/lKtNSVJeZu" 14. Fuck I dunno if I can pick just one. I think Leia's death hit me the hardest for very meta reasons. https://t.co/BJc7aVVSwp "13. It's so hard to pick just one. I love the B-Wing, the Imperial Shuttle, the Y-Wing, the U-Wing... But right now I'm leaning more on the TIE Silencer https://t.co/wlnNhUsP5O" 12. Boba Fett Boba Fett Borba Fett a thousand times Boba Fett. I'm looking forward to watching The Mandalorian and also the fact that that's technically not Boba Fett under the helmet. https://t.co/xJNRBcpd9j 11. I'm conflicted. Light side is boring but I find attempts to make the dark side sympathetic/understandable to be really cheesy and missing the point. But yeah I always pick the bad guys. https://t.co/t5jTaUustn 10. I love the idea of a pink saber. https://t.co/2moXLGGHr7 9. I need to catch up on like... basically all of The Clone Wars and Rebels. Do you think she'd even be willing to teach me? https://t.co/YaRwvH8pdv 8. No I'm not kidding. No other droid consistently makes me laugh and I don't understand why more people don't love him. https://t.co/wDQt4Y0J70 7. I'm choosing to interpret this as a friendship. https://t.co/kx0ZEy03hy 6. I'm... kinda struggling to think of many that really get me excited? I think of a lot of duos... and quartets... How about any group that needed to bring 3PO because I never get tired of the gag being no one likes him lol https://t.co/C49K6pAxOR "5. I'm cheating a bit here just so I can give my second favorite droid in the franchise a moment to shine (If I can't pick K2, then my choice is L3, and if I can't pick her... I suppose Rey lol) https://t.co/JF4fvyjqKm" 4. Almost entirely because of his design. The prequels shine the brightest in the realm of aesthetics and not much else. But seriously Sebulba is one of the best alien designs in all of fiction. https://t.co/AfMkIxTyfC 3. I always love a good bad guy https://t.co/CcAC6jVLiA 2. Not sure how anyone could say anyone but Finn/Poe https://t.co/qbMop2VpzK 1. Guess it's still the original trilogy. Feels weird to say with how great TLJ was. https://t.co/yh51qm67el well yes I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to do this one https://t.co/tjtlQ19Bj1 "@ButtGoblin666 (sorry for the request earlier, I missed this part >.<)" @LeftAtLondon wow just @ me next time @HexLatex @ConfusedSwitch gosh I can't even remember how many times I've been through that cycle >////> @Tricliniangry @nifedog I dunno I'm pretty sure C-3PO is ace @Tricliniangry @nifedog only because he'd be rough with you Trans Salamander @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm not much of a TV girl lol @HaileyAdamsXXX Look I never watched Buffy I'm just extremely gay okay 😍 @SteampunkPenny @StebMcDreb Mistress do you see now why I so badly wanna visit the UK? D: @PrissyOrcGF it's sooooo good 😍 @StebMcDreb I wanna cuddle you so bad @twentyfourcara I've recently come to the same conclusion myself. Gender is so weird sometimes. "@StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF Girl horny, in other words I'm a big fan" @PrissyOrcGF THEY'RE SO GOOD @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀💦 @MaiaFranklyn Listen Astrotrain has never had a perfect train mode @OrionPax4217 Mine is the same but a bit of floor polish should fix him right up "I'm sorry, people were complaining about this awesome figure? https://t.co/4779kyIfrz" "@TranstasticGirl @BrigonChomhgail The hashtags ""Gl*nner is an ally"" and ""Gl*nner is anally"" are the same hashtag" @Lilfelicity1 fank you 🥰 he's perfect #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/n2JF1tpf0o @MousieMutable whomst among us 😍 IM LOVE??? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RwHvxTGJWt OMG I GOT STITCHES <3 <3 <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YFWjt2EHRi @PrissyOrcGF oh nooooooo that'd totally be the worst~ 😍 @TransPrincess2 lol what @mode_view I LOVE THIS OMG 💕💕💕 @GingerThea Headcanon acquired as far as I'm concerned! FAVORITE POKEMON PLUS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DINOSAURS I LOVE THIS 🐊🦖💕💕💕 All five of our kitties! They almost NEVER nap in the same spot! https://t.co/vlW2arwtcs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) "a combination weed shop/abdl store called ""a little high""" "@The_Beebles That is nice, but it's still a ridiculous situation to be put in by Nintendo. Those cards should be re-released and on store shelves NOW. I mean hell they're already doing that in Japan!" "@CookieCyboid Hooray! Happy for you 💕 And yeah degradation is, uh, extremely good, gosh 💦" @IcyWitch35 @ButtGoblin666 another being bullied fan here and I also endorse this @Orthodox64 @aNerdskull @Clark1995C Ooh this looks fascinating Huh. The first skeleton I completed for my personal collection is the same first skeleton I completed for the museum! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH https://t.co/kSJF0Kw1UK @StebMcDreb Oh no :/ @WeDreamtOfLove Thank you "@a_alice_nsfw Isabelle and net bonking are busted myths. Isabelle ONLY makes them forget catchphrases you taught them or remove clothing you gave them, net bonking doesn't make them move and in fact might be detrimental to that because it causes you to talk to them. Ignoring works. That's it." "I'm asking because I'm considering time traveling the fuck out of this and just reloading the day until the stupid penguin I never asked to move in gets a thought bubble. BUT I don't want to miss a villager I WANT to stay get one and decide to leave, get it?" Okay so I'm unreasonably furious that Animal Crossing sold that plot of land after I was all set to start looking for who *I* wanted to move in today. Question: Can villagers move away if I miss that they're doing that thought bubble thing? "@alterianrose Nevermind, just tried it. As I suspected, cycling to a new day, backwards or forwards, means the new villager moves. Why the FUCK can't I get more than a DAY to decide the villager I want?" @alterianrose Can I go back a day and make this house un-sold? And the only surefire way to get rid of villagers is behind a paywall controlled by the secondary collector's market are you fucking kidding me Nintendo @Kate_Bunni Curly "I spent hours using nook miles last night looking for a new villager, but I got tired enough that I went to sleep and I guess that was my first mistake, huh? Needing sleep? This is such a fucking mood killer. Why does it do this?" I'm really really upset about this. I do not understand why the game constantly fights you like this. It took fucking weeks to get rid of that stupid bodybuilder pig god fucking dammit. I JUST got rid of the pig & it's already sold??? I thought I could spend today looking for a new villager this is bullshit! #AnimalCrossing https://t.co/qAzFhI7UUH @excogs Fair! Last time we hung out in person 130 years ago you were playing it on Switch is all lol @excogs What's wrong with the Switch version? @excogs Wow this is scarily accurate lol @mode_view Triceratops famously love Cheetos it's true @HaileyAdamsXXX Truth! @ayyy_vuh In a hole in the bottom of the sea "@ExistentialEnso Like yeah straight men and lesbians DO like how women smell, which is one of the many reasons trans women are women. Fucking lol." @ExistentialEnso It's astonishing how much TERFs just make up complete bullshit out of whole cloth based on nothing more than their insistence of how the world should work in their opinion. @ABeePun gosh maybe 👀💦 @mode_view *hugs hugs* @QueerlyKatie Holy shit D: "This all happened on the same day that, looking back I can now say with some confidence I was having a pretty serious dysphoria day. It would be another 10 years before I figured out I was trans." Tumblr is such a treasure trove of weird history I love it Not sure it needs to be mentioned but I wasn't arrested or anything. Still fucked up of her to do. "Have I ever shared that one time when I was 19 and my mom called the cops on me because I had a panic attack and she thought I was threatening her? I wasn't. Not even like in a ""heat of the moment then immediately took it back"" way. I was just non-stop sobbing when they arrived" @SomeBWord Seriously fuck anyone saying you shouldn't be mad at them :/ @NeurologNyx IT'S THE GREATEST FEELING "@RhymesWithSheRa ALSO a very good design, true" @EmilySooty69 Rooting for you! "@grittystitties I know, right??? I have such a long list of tattoos I want but I still haven't gotten any 😭😭😭" @lewdstarbun @ADirtyTrans GODDESS I can't wait until I'm healed up so we can go back to that 😭😭😭 @_PheebsAD 😍💦💦💕💕💕💦 "@DarkTyrannosaur uhhhhhhh well um, I mean... >.>" @_PheebsAD RIGHT??? @EmilySooty69 omg you'll be unstoppable 😍 @EmilySooty69 You're cute in both! @EmilySooty69 You're so cute now omg! 😍 @DarkTyrannosaur hhfffhhghhdd you're right >//////< "Goddess, same https://t.co/jKgDTIbc7K" @DarkTyrannosaur hgddjjdhh h-hey why do I wanna be one of those sluts >//////< "@Chopin_42 God, same. The pressure to stay hard and cum was too much >.<" @Esper_Lily Oh fuck yeah! @DarkTyrannosaur Good slut~ "@TheCrystalStorm CRYSTAL," @EmilySooty69 aaaaaaaa glowup! "Me: Gay sex should just be called sex because adding ""gay"" plays into heteronormativity by implying it's separate from the ""default"" Also me: Calling it gay sex makes it sound hotter 🤷‍♀️" @Chopin_42 YESSSSS EXACTLY "@ExistentialEnso Moogles are ALSO very good, I'll admit" @CookieCyboid @DarkTyrannosaur That's so cute and hot and gosh! 😍 Chocobos are seriously one of the best creature designs in all of fiction. @SadPostRayne @somedumbbinch Oh really? 👀👀👀👀👀 @ArtifexH CUTE GLOWUP GOSH @SadPostRayne @somedumbbinch Yum~! :3 @AFinchWrites mmmmm YES @AFinchWrites Please link me to it if you do! :3 @AFinchWrites GOD PLEASE @mode_view Not 100% sure but probably an Archaeopteryx tattoo 🥰 @Claire_Sable CUTE @AFinchWrites I can't vote as I haven't tried both heck D:< """Kat you're turning into a queer stereotype"" FUCK YES I AM FEELS AWESOME I NEED MORE" FUCK I forgot 5. Side shave @ArtifexH @degeneration You're cute though :3 @NeurologNyx hey hi hello 😍😍😍 @degeneration First off: That glowup omg Second: How are you so hot omg "@StebMcDreb @Lilfelicity1 Well, depending on how I end up hanging out with everyone and how far apart everyone lives, I'm visiting at least one sex worker friend over there who has camera equipment and we wanted to film a scene together anyway so who knows what might line up~" @Lilfelicity1 @StebMcDreb I mean GOSH I'd love to film a scene with Alexis but MOST if not all of our fucking probably won't be filmed :P @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling Honestly this needs to be mentioned at the top of the next Jimquisition. The people deserve to know. @ConfusedSwitch Plzzzz 😭💕💕💕💦 @CookieCyboid omg I can't stop laughing thank you @ServantoftheFae @VirologyCami @Transjesster @sailorspout @Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild I had the pleasure to hang out with them in person a year and a half ago and it's hecked up they live so far away 😤 In that order Post-quarantine checklist: 1. Soooooo much gay sex 2. Septum piercing 3. First tattoo 4. Electrolysis the FUCK out of my face @ServantoftheFae @VirologyCami @Transjesster @sailorspout @Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild Sounds adorable honestly @TheGayChingy I had such a crush on Washu @AlexisVeilled I'm in this tweet and I'm not sure how to feel about that >/////< @StebMcDreb seems like we're both hot gay sluts who are crazy for each other 🤔 @StebMcDreb nnnhghhgg babe I love youuuuuu 💕 @somedumbbinch Good enough to eat gosh 😍 @tinybird420 Holy heck that glowup! @StebMcDreb Babe how are you so hot "@StebMcDreb hhnngghf clit twitched at reading all of that but particularly ""beneath"" >/////<" @penelope_zone Hi 😍 @EmilySooty69 Noooooo I'm even weaker to Scottish accents unfair >.< @CookieCyboid You laugh but I'm a particularly pathetic American girl you could get away with saying just about anything 😍💦 @SunnyClipz Oh gosh hey cutie 👀 YES YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE @TheEpicDewback omg lol @StebMcDreb Yeah it could still happen! I'm willing to try it if it seems safe 🥰 "Goddess I dunno why I keep attracting really hot British trans people who want to fuck my brains out but I need: - The aforementioned fucking - Failing that, one of them to whisper sweet nothings into my ear for a few hours" "@StebMcDreb I forgot what furry convention we were talking about going to, but even if we can't make it happen this year, there's always next year~" "@StebMcDreb And hey, maybe you could come here some time!" "@StebMcDreb I knoooow right??? We're gonna make out so hecking much babe, I PROMISE Even if you were the only friend/lover/loved one I need to see across the ocean, I'd make sure to make it over there as soon as possible. And you're definitely not the only cutie over there I wanna see heh" Like... y'all have no idea the cuties that were locked in to either visit or be visited by me... THEY'RE ALL SO HOT AND I'M SO GAY AND THE PANDEMIC IS HOMOPHOBIC @DevourerRose Only if it's safe! "Going from ""This year I'm going to visit or invite over so many friends and do such gay things with them"" to ""Okay maybe in 2021?"" by not even halfway through the year is so depressing :/" @blaze_casual @litterboxhex RIGHT??? @litterboxhex BABE U EVEN HOTTER @litterboxhex babe u hot Also not for nothing and of course I'm biased but: The sex is SO much better lol "There's nothing wrong with being non-queer of course but when you're queer like me, trying to live that life for as long as I did... I'm just so relieved I escaped." @MaiaFranklyn Really can't wait to be queer with you~ 😘 "@somedumbbinch @chainchompist @HaileyAdamsXXX ... I dunno why I try the ""listen"" thing on tops it never works >.<" @somedumbbinch @chainchompist @HaileyAdamsXXX speaking truth to power on twitter dot com "I just... GODDESS I love being queer, you know?" @DevourerRose One of us might be a bad influence hehehe "@somedumbbinch @chainchompist @HaileyAdamsXXX listen," @DevourerRose I mean that's what I'm debating doing lol @chainchompist @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX omw @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX @chainchompist ahhhfdsghhdd 👀💦 @TransgurlTSB YOU HAVE POKEMON BOX??? Omg it's hardly worth having anymore but I wanted that FOR YEARS. @somedumbbinch @HaileyAdamsXXX @chainchompist I'll bring the potato salad or soda or chips or whatever makes it look like I'm not coming for any other ulterior motives 👀👀👀 "@twentyfourcara I'm pretty sure all 8,000 of us can keep a secret, don't worry :P" @TransgurlTSB I still have my Jirachi disc lol Wonder if that's worth anything @nyaakat BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT (Though I think it's just barely the day after over there lol) @excogs I LOVE THIS BOY OMG @twentyfourcara I know how less than ideal surgery results can feel and it's not fun. Hopefully you can get to a place where you feel comfortable with them :/ @PrissyOrcGF (And I really hope I'm not coming off as holier than thou-- I had never heard the term before today >.>) @PrissyOrcGF You're both friends of mine so this has caused me a fair bit of anxiety I have some thoughts on the whole thing but I don't think sharing them would help right now You're a good person who I know is going to avoid the thing that sparked this in the future. That counts for a lot "@sqwrrkpon The best looking 2D sprites take way less time and manhours than the best looking 3D models, so I think that honestly could work." "Colosseum was such a weird game but I played soooooo much of it. It was also a fun way to unlock a bunch of Gen II Pokemon in Gen III for players like myself that didn't want to get Emerald. (Not saying Emerald was bad, just that late teens me didn't want to spend money on it)" On the note of Pokemon regions I'd be so down for a return to Orre. "@NewGenderWhoDis It's a weird awkward thing all around. Again, I don't think he's actually a bad guy. Just makes me raise an eyebrow and move on." "I mean there are workarounds to that but they're definitely workarounds. It couldn't simply be ""Visit every single region, leveling and catching every Pokemon as you go, collecting every gym badge"" which I think is what players dream of." "But yeah the problem with a giant Pokemon game with more than two regions: 1. Max level is 100 2. Any given area of a map shouldn't have more than say, 10 Pokemon 3. There are nearly 1,000 species 4. Players would expect them all It doesn't add up" "(Had to double check that ESO still doesn't have every region of Tamriel added and I'm somewhat happy to find it doesn't-- I don't want to play ESO but having a full continent would be too awesome to miss, I'll admit)" Given that not even Elder Scrolls has ever done every region in one game that's beyond a pipe dream. And obviously everyone would be down for that. "@NewGenderWhoDis Imagine if we wasn't white or was a queer woman, you know?" "@NewGenderWhoDis I don't have any reason to think he's like, creepy as a person in the way you might fear but it's also odd that he gets a free pass. Though not to say I think people should be angry at him more often or anything. Just doesn't sit perfectly with me." @NewGenderWhoDis There's a fucking bizarre interview of him by Lindsay Ellis where he brings up that criticism and then they just... completely drop it. It's so fucking weird like maybe don't open that can of worms if the interview isn't about grilling him. Having a cell signal helps at least Fuuuuck I wanna play WoW but still no internet at this house yet :/ @Vammzu Agreed @Noctart I should add that this comic resonates with me a ton. Red was my first Pokemon game too and one of the first games I ever owned 💕 "@Noctart I was so tempted to say something but I didn't want to go all ""aCtUaLlY"" in your mentions lol" Worst one: Probably Infinity War but honestly I wish Marvel did the Harry Potter Deathly Hallows thing and started acting like Infinity War and Endgame were two halves of one movie. Infinity War is an incomplete story. Best villain: Ultron As a standalone movie: Avengers As a movie I had the most fun at by far but which requires a ton of other movies to watch ahead of time to even appreciate it: Endgame @SweetBeans99 So many people who don't seem like they'd have a reason to have an axe to grind have painted you as some sort of angry controversial person and I don't understand it. @MaiaFranklyn @Natephoenix83 Cool!!! @PrissyOrcGF Hell yeah! "@futanarchy ""Nostalgic sad and horny"" has pretty much defined the quarantine for me lol" @MaiaFranklyn @Natephoenix83 Train project? 👀 @dead_girly @PrissyOrcGF Oooh nice! @ARCTIC_ST0RM She fucking better! That ending made it look like the Autobots are just gonna forget about her! D:< Bumblebee 2: The Return of Charlie or we riot @SteampunkPenny @Anarcha_ https://t.co/ozsiFf6eSr @SweetBeans99 I don't think we had those in Colorado. Or California if I recall correctly? But I liked Hollywood Video quite a bit. @Glopossum that's impossible! @CateSpice Same :/ @RiverGrayMV Mood But also heck when did you start following me omg 💕 @FrigidElfChild @Anarcha_ Oh yes @Anarcha_ @FrigidElfChild Master of security Charlotte @sovietblobfish @NYPDTransit when a cop gets covid is it considered swine flu? 🤔 @neolibreplygirl @VirologyCami *whistles innocently* @neolibreplygirl it/its transfemmes are extremely powerful @neolibreplygirl @VirologyCami lol I know 💕 @VirologyCami @neolibreplygirl We may never know for sure but I'm forced to agree @PrissyOrcGF I've often wondered that myself My phone: It truly is a mystery https://t.co/scA6E8BVmS @PrissyOrcGF goddess yes "@PrissyOrcGF ""noooooooo you can't just inflate your breasts to ridiculous hyper sizes ""haha tiddies go fwoomp""" @Tricliniangry She has such a kind heart I find it rather impossible not to 💕 @destroyed4com4t I feel bad for weirdos like this never experiencing just how incredibly sapphic frotting can be @ayyy_vuh @SomeBWord Can confirm hehe @FrigidElfChild @abrokentweeter ggdhhsdh curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal @rachrasterbutt YUP! Was hoping someone would catch that reference 🥰 @abrokentweeter @FrigidElfChild hhgfffhh how >/////< "If giving $1 million is generous, why is keeping $699 million not considered selfish?" $700 million though... you'd be set for life. No question. 1/700th of that and you'd be set for life. Wealthy people get to donate life changing amounts of wealth while still holding onto unimaginable amounts of wealth. "Though those examples where you make the numbers smaller and more real for most people don't really do the situation justice. $7,000 might be a lot of money for a lot of people, but it's also at best MAYBE a year's worth of rent if you're lucky?" "You know like if you had $7,000 to your name and donated $5 to two charities." 1/700th of her estimated net worth that she's dividing into two @IcyWitch35 My first trans friend at the time did the same thing! And I think for MSN I used HereLiesPoorOldJack if I'm remembering correctly. Anyone remember Trillian? lol "My favorite instant messenger name however, was for Yahoo: PaleobonanticalBackwardsLiquorice Which I was rather shocked actually fit lol" "@vexwerewolf ""Did you just assume my gender"" is a straw man right wingers invented to convey how they think we think. As always when a right winger tries to act left wing, the results never reflect reality." (He was a male recolor of Rouge) "RageTheBat, lol" @nyaakat good idea >w> "@Kaelyrhn Dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow," @ARCTIC_ST0RM Neither Amazon nor BBTS has even heard of this two pack lol @ARCTIC_ST0RM TFWiki is saying January and I'm like I'm sorry what @nyaakat growing up so fast hehehe I honestly thought I had completed Siege but I keep remembering toys that slipped by. I don't even think Ratbat was released in my area??? https://t.co/LOQcNIu4kU @abrokentweeter @FrigidElfChild but! but! @abrokentweeter @FrigidElfChild i'm older than 2!!!! @FinalBossFemme Hey same @LilFluffClouds @ErisGael golly 😍 @FrigidElfChild this checks out you baby @CookieCyboid Oh heck! :3 @PrissyOrcGF Awwww I appreciate you too 💕💕💕 @SomeBWord oh hey your mom pulls that shit too huh :/ @nyaakat Happy birthday you big cutie!!! 💕💕💕 @jaythefawn I happen to be currently dry tyvm 😤 @jaythefawn uhhhhh I'm pretty sure I'm a big girl @PrissyOrcGF @ayyy_vuh I was under the assumption this is what Twitter was for @ArtifexH @tf_fic @NewGenderWhoDis Your reward: lollies @MaxKriegerVG obelisks naturally demand respect @Tricliniangry Lilith just let me have this crush okay @Tricliniangry Mood But consider: You're still really hot @Azure_Husky @suezobeam lol same And yeah I was just recently thinking of getting FF7 on there since I'm so hungry for more @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami That can be your quote on the back of the autobiography @ZoeVermilion oh gosh >/////< @tf_fic @NewGenderWhoDis @ArtifexH bullying babies D:< @Tricliniangry @SomeBWord This implies we're in for another 50 years @OzmaRacc You should Google it to find out @RaeGun2k Damn Cloud got hot @maegodhavemercy I got teary eyed too. It's such a beautiful song 💕 @ExistentialEnso Look Rocky Mountain Oysters are mostly a joke to most Coloradans too. (Though it IS a real thing) "He glances back at his hands a few times, the pick is moving exactly in time with the music, and I can't play banjo but his hand on the frets look convincing as well." "Obviously they weren't just gonna let anyone helm Kermit, but the subtle puppeteering in this short performance is sooooo good. https://t.co/kMcCg2d3Jc" @daggertrout Yep! But I prefer the cute girly dress I have atm 🥰 @CookieCyboid Yaaaay good :3 @FlorenceLaReine NUH UH @LeafTilde I'd read that story despite it being my life already "@CookieCyboid ""If I pull that pacifier out, will you die?"" ""It would be extremely painful"" ""You're a big girl"" ""For you""" @hi_im_emily basically how I play it lol @nyaakat I believe in you and your butt! uhhhhhhh YES #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/P1u60lbxOy @SomeBWord The hero we need Yeeeeeah we hadn't yet gotten to the trans episodes I had forgotten I heard were in this. https://t.co/dXcGZB6PjY @nyaakat also it plays to a ton of queer fantasies wtf is this argument lol @nyaakat oh heck those ARE big wow >/////> @tf_fic D:< @grittystitties @SomeBWord I do often joke about my neovag lol @Fat_DTEA @ExistentialEnso Oh heck I didn't know there were two seasons. I'm just watching what Mistress has on the TV. Not sure what season this is lol @ExistentialEnso I admit I was initially weirded out seeing Michael and George Michael switch places so to speak in the first episode. @tf_fic hhggghdd hey!!! "I feel bad for not having given the Netflix episodes of Arrested Development a chance before now. They're actually not that bad? Not as good as the original episodes, but nothing could have been." @AnaMardoll Love you too 💕 @tf_fic uhhhhh I'm pretty sure the padding I'm wearing right now is doing that 😤 @Zemgosl @CertifiedLeggy https://t.co/yiIMv5nptF "@CaptainTerran @BonnieMakes Thackery Binx, but yes 💕" @tf_fic hgfffhhhff this story is bullying me >/////< @jacquelinefilm I think I will honestly! @x24sonic Okay I need one @grrlinameatsuit What? @PrissyOrcGF omg omg omg *bounces* :3 @HookedAesthetic I think it proves you're a little girl who needs a diaper check and a change~ @ayyy_vuh IPAs taste like drinking pennies though! @AnaMardoll I mean now that I think about it I got way more comfortable with me being an agender woman. Like it doesn't feel weird to say I'm nonbinary anymore. That's a quarantine development. Huh. @StebMcDreb Yay! Omg babe I'm glad you have it back! @HookedAesthetic https://t.co/EGywClc7ap @HookedAesthetic Gotta love the aquatic theme since you're gonna be plenty soaked before long~ @HookedAesthetic how can anyone even resist giving you diaper checks I ask you @HookedAesthetic Oh heck this is so cute omg! @TheFintauSystem but wait a second I'm a bunny! "@OzmaRacc God, yes 😍" @olivebrinker @kickstarter Heck yes! Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @DevourerRose hgffghhgfhhffdssg h-hey >///////< "@PrissyOrcGF God, SAME I'm just gonna say it: Transphobic af it's not happening to us both right now 😤" Possibly the biggest of transition goals @PrissyOrcGF Omg omg omg omg I can't wait to see more!!! @PrissyOrcGF Inflatable you say 👀👀👀 @MaelJade_ Thank you 💕 *being able *hear a man I sometimes really hate my phone lol @WillowPoss whomst among us @QuestForTori Yeah I've heard it's one of the better Virtual Boy games Every time I stop and think about how I'm done with all of FF7R that currently exists and will have to wait probably at least a year (though probably longer) to play more I feel sad :/ @GonzoLink He's a great plush I just wish his glasses stayed on better lol @trgrrl It's allowed as long as you're not doing any dangerous diets imo 🤷‍♀️ @trgrrl sounds hot tbh He held up pretty nice for being in a box for years. I think he's only missing a toe! Not bad! https://t.co/RXYc81jgdP "@jobot935 @SpiderSorcerer Yeah, just getting as far as I did with series 1 I can tell duplicates are gonna be a thing lol. Thank you so much! 💕" "Might not have played with dolls or crossdressed as a kid, but I was nevertheless very femme and imo it showed up the most in my voice. I still here a man in recordings, but between memories of sounding femme and people assuring me I still sound femme I guess I believe you?" "Ppl been telling me the inflection of my voice is feminine all day since posting that video Not 100% sure what inflection specifically is, but I'm pretty sure it's the stuff I tried for years to unlearn & then felt the relief of bring able to loosen up when I began transitioning" @EsserZed Oooh minimum buy info sounds perfect lol "@jobot935 @SpiderSorcerer Oh! Another question! There's checklists that come with the toys, right? Are those available online?" "@jobot935 @SpiderSorcerer ... oof Now I remember why I fell off collecting them so quickly lol Well, I have a lot of collecting in front of me, thank you!" "@jobot935 @SpiderSorcerer [insert ""I have summoned you here for a purpose"" joke]" Is there anyone online actually keeping track of how many Botbots the are. How foolhardy would it be for me to try to get a complete set? I got like all but a few of the first series. "@_PheebsAD That's fair! I just hope he can finish it before it takes too long, which I know was a concern of his." @APrivateRobin @AssembledGhost https://t.co/fS5t1tdCuo "I know Fox said that he'll need help getting it done in a timely manner, but given the legendary level of popularity Undertale had I assume the best of the best indie devs were at his disposal? Hope so." I hope Deltarune is finished soon. @TimeToGoMobile @shackett @Hbomberguy Oh weird! My mistake! @AssembledGhost @APrivateRobin I seriously can't stop giggling omg @APrivateRobin @AssembledGhost CUTE OMG @gigaBiteGirl I do! @Esper_Lily aaaaa thank you! gosh hearing a detailed breakdown like that forces me to believe you heck "Toy shelves around my computer are set up! These are all literally just ""toys that were the first to be unboxed to make space"" so there's less rhyme or reason than I try to have with toy displays but it still feels like home! https://t.co/kIMtlkYicu" @norintha Love you too~ @BlueEterlin @ArtyMaus I mean to be fair as an assumed cis man I often felt my voice was annoyingly high pitched >.> @PocketSarah hfdhhffdghfffdss!!!! >//////< @PocketSarah Aaaaaa thank you! @norintha gosh~ :3 @sistawendy @NewGenderWhoDis Oh I know. I stand by what I said. The government is going to drag its feet until long after it's too late. @QuestForTori hhgfffhhdd >/////> @Kaelyrhn Omg giving a detailed breakdown like that kinda forces me to believe you aaaaaaa >/////< @OrionPax4217 Oh! Yeah honestly it made a lot if things make sense in hindsight lol @StebMcDreb aaaaaaaa thank you love >/////< 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis If we're lucky we'll get another one in like December after trying to reopen causes everything to get even worse. (MIGHT be because Venom and Wendigo use the same basic buck but this was still a cute surprise) Did you know Marvel Legends BAFs use universal joints? I sure didn't until right now! https://t.co/k7IyQZLZhC @Kaelyrhn HELL yes @Nickle4aPickle WHAAAAT OMG I'M BLUSHING @OrionPax4217 What twist? Hey Mistress found my Botbots collection! https://t.co/3P4hmAuhbJ @NoraQRosa The Sitting Cuties line has been exhaustively releasing every single Pokemon Gen by Gen. They're only on Gen II so far though. Midgar is such a fascinating setting. One of my favorite parts of FF7R is the guided tour they give of the facility (and the movie that show about the world's history). @MaiaFranklyn H*CK NOT YOU TOO >/////< @ArtyMaus @NewGenderWhoDis Transition makes good girls of us all~ @NoraQRosa https://t.co/RHnuJsKo3c @NewGenderWhoDis @ArtyMaus Emma... my gay heart... gosh >/////> @NewGenderWhoDis @ArtyMaus 😳😳😳 @ArtyMaus @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh it's easy to forget lol I'm glad you finally showed up though~ @ArtyMaus @NewGenderWhoDis Surprised you both missed this honestly. Only time I've done voice plus face https://t.co/T9isxPIMjX @ArtyMaus @NewGenderWhoDis jjhhggggjdss @ArtyMaus oh gosh oh gosh you're too kind >/////< "@DevourerRose @StebMcDreb (I'm joking lol) (Unless you mean I like armpits, that's not a joke)" omg how is it possible people like my voice??? I hear a man talking D: @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh really? But your voice is so much better aaaaaa @APrivateRobin @AssembledGhost CUTE @kellyonelani I've been doing much better since transitioning. I hope you've been doing well too! Hopefully you're surviving the pandemic? I imagine the con scene is kinda scary if that's your primary income :/ @LeafTilde SHE'S A GOOD LOBSTER @StebMcDreb ... sometimes @kellyonelani @Kaelyrhn (MAYBE it was Nan Desu Kan? But I never tabled there I don't think? All my pre-transition life is a blur lol) @OrionPax4217 Oh gosh /)///////(\ @kellyonelani @Kaelyrhn Thank you! Your snail stuffie is still one of my favorites! I got that stuffie years ago at either ROTLcon or Rocky Mountain Fur Con? I tabled there too & we hung out a bit & I think a bunch of us got sushi together? I had a beard then & thought I was a guy. Anyway hi again lol @TwippingVanilla She's one of my FAVORITES @tf_fic They spell GAY! @OrionPax4217 OMG blush blush @PersephoneHime WHAT >/////> @Kaelyrhn Yup! I could be misremembering but I think @kellyonelani made it? Realizing Temmie and Ralsei don't really need to be on that Undertale Buddies box if no one's in front of them. I'll fix it later lol Also the video has my voice which I very rarely share if you're curious lol "Please don't ask how I cuddle them when they're up there. I get asked that so much. Stuffies are so ephemeral and I'm a collector with OCD. I have stuffies I allow to get old, dirty, and loved, and these aren't those." @Kaelyrhn I'm so tired of everyone asking this :/ @tf_fic jhgggjjgffddd Stuffie shelf is finally complete! I had to climb up and down a ladder so much lol. (These STILL aren't all my stuffies but they're all my favorite ones for sure!) https://t.co/8lgormMNSS "@AngryNerdBird @sdbcraig I know, I retweeted it lol" @CallieFoxxo Maybe if you're good~ @ABeePun Oh goddess I finally read this and I love it so much! Fuuuuuck those are all things I would do heck >//////< @OzmaRacc plz 😭💕💕💕💦💦💦 @ValnarDragoness Nobody would get a vaginoplasty if it wasn't as accurate as it is 💕 @ABeePun n-nice and fulllllll hhghhhh >//////< @mode_view And I'm telling you that's not true and that what you're experiencing is ridiculously common among trans people 💕 @HornyAndSubby @SpaceYote1 YESSSSS @ABeePun nnghhhggh s-sure that's the worst >/////< @ponettplus oh my god that's what it looks like in the original??? Perfect! https://t.co/pQFIctk5fH https://t.co/On5dVKZuRU "@AstrodogeLaika Without dicks to fill our holes and empty our minds, our holes remain empty while our minds fill with big thinks 😔" @AstrodogeLaika breakfast of bottoms @CiriAntares I'm a masochist and even I wimced reading this "@XylariaVG Well P and O are already letters in there, but luckily H/P -> A, O -> C, and H -> B (and then move around as needed) shouldn't be too hard" There's exactly enough visual data here to pretty easily photoshop this to say ACAB @HaileyAdamsXXX Mutuals are easy to remember thankfully. I'm just really horny and was trying to remember an account RIP It makes no fucking sense that porn accounts can't get suggested when trying to remember the name of a porn account in the search box. Twitter knows how old I am. I'm consenting to porn. Why is this so difficult. @mode_view Yes. Absolutely without question. That's EXTREMELY common. And you're not a gross man invading women's spaces. "@shackett @Hbomberguy Toy Story 2, specifically. Hence the name of the song. That's the main connection I'm seeing here as well." @CaseyExplosion Omg I love this?????? @RiotGrrrlJemma @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings oh no it's spreading~ @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings OH GOSH ME TOO "@QuestForTori In hindsight it's weird to think that was the Teen Titans theme, a show that stands alongside BtaS as far as best of the best superhero shows. But like... it still slaps to this day." @nocturnmusings @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh I hope so! @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings love you too lol 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings https://t.co/9abFt5Fxor @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings whomst among us @NewGenderWhoDis I mean in a way it IS weird porn @mode_view You know how so many trans people on here have already accepted you? Because we can spot an egg/newly out trans person a mile away. And we would know 💕 @mode_view Every single trans person says that exact same thing when they first come out. "@TheEpicDewback Grey market HRT can be surprisingly affordable, but yeah I know there are other factors :/" @LeftAtLondon I'm interested in what that interview(?) was about Some of us Salazzle are subs thank you very much 😤 "@mode_view Gender fluidity is real, but it could also be shame you need to unlearn. Cis people don't experience this." @TheEpicDewback @TheCrystalStorm That's dysphoria talking and the best remedy is transitioning. @TheCrystalStorm Ironic how many eggs drag their feet because of dysphoria @TheCrystalStorm RIGHT??? I thought the same and it's so funny to think back on now @mode_view It's absolutely worth it. If transitioning ruins friendships you have those weren't friendships worth having. I feel very honored as he's the only cat I have that ever tries to groom me but right now it's too much lol @AlexisVeilled *hugs hugs hugs* :/ Archimedes is at the foot of the bed grooming himself and sometimes he decides his mom needs a bath too and he keeps licking my toes and it tickles! >.< @SeanWithersDraw Oh god you're probably right TERFs are beyond parody "Omg Fangamer rocks so much! They're gonna send me a new one, no need for me to return the defective one! This one will actually be used as a snuggly pillow 🥰" @PaciPrincess5 @HookedAesthetic oh gosh thanks 💕 @AgainChloe Yep. @strangeitem the hero we need @mode_view Because you haven't tried it yet. Don't let your dysphoria stop you from transitioning! @HookedAesthetic hhhgghh t-true >///////< @PaciPrincess5 @HookedAesthetic hhggffgghh thank you >/////< "@IikeClockwork *giggles* I mean like, yeah that too!" @AgainChloe I'm pretty sure it will usually just temporarily suspend you and probably make you delete the offending tweet before you get your account back but I've even heard some people lose their account over it. "Also like, even outside of kink contexts: https://t.co/iIZZKhtYa5" @PaciPrincess5 @HookedAesthetic I have a mommy but thank you 😭💕💕💕 Also I'm not sure this is done as readily for other insults? It's so fucking weird. It's like calling someone a nincompoop. "It's so weird that Twitter will automatically punish you for using the word b!mbo in a reply because like, that's just a kink word in English? If I for some reason thought someone was trying to seriously with a straight face insult me by calling me a b!mbo I'd start laughing." "@NewGenderWhoDis like, gosh thank you!! 💕💕💕" @mode_view So again I say: No you wouldn't @NewGenderWhoDis oh gosh I'm such a forgetful slut you're right! *giggles* @PaciPrincess5 @HookedAesthetic nhhhhgh s-smol >//////< @NewGenderWhoDis (I love this and would continue but you should delete that reply and replace it with one that censors b!mbo as Twitter can auto-detect when that's used in a reply and punish you) @HookedAesthetic but! but! >/////< @mode_view No you wouldn't lol Have you seen my pre-transition pics? @zandravandra I... I never even thought about it that way. Like I never even considered that was a design choice rather than a core aspect of the genre. I'm terrible at fighting games and don't much care for them because of that design choice. I like Smash though for similar reasons. @HookedAesthetic hbnghhddh m-maybe a little jealous >////> "@NewGenderWhoDis wh-wha? I thought for sure it was your idea... oh gosh is this like, the hypnosis? *giggles*" I literally said with words written by my silly egg hands that lesbian love was the purest form of love. I said this multiple times. I believed it in my heart of hearts. Goddess I'm glad I made it here. "There was an old 4ch*n meme back in the day about yuri/wlw stuff that went ""GIRLS KISSING GIRLS, NOT KISSING YOU"" and I just wanna go back in time to those threads and go ""They could be if you transitioned~""" "@NewGenderWhoDis @urfavsantifa @anarchopupgirl @LeftAtLondon God, right???" @NewGenderWhoDis AAAAAAA OMG OMG OMG OMG EMMA THIS IS THE BEEEEEST @Tricliniangry i'm no mayor pete stan but i'm pretty sure we just had a primary where joe ran against him @HookedAesthetic Definitely 💕💕💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX @MommyBlakesFeet Awesome! (She's so pretty gosh) @HookedAesthetic You want everyone to see your big poofy diapers so everyone knows what a good little girl you are~ @StebMcDreb https://t.co/ngSFgc8tD2 @Q3w3e3 h-hello 😳 @StebMcDreb oh no this is a childhood movie for you isn't it https://t.co/ODpn9cqr6T "@HookedAesthetic As if that's not what you want, little one~" This is kink "@JacquieSwears Yeah, I'm gonna need a doctor to look at the complication I experienced. When stitches pop it can take much longer to heal than initially planned :/ At least the be pandemic means I wasn't gonna be getting much sex anyway 🤷‍♀️" @okbillybunny A cutie who happens to be rather smoochable~ @SinWitchCirce Are we friends on Discord? If not I can DM you my name on there @LewdestLeggy Oh gosh that sounds so hottttt @okbillybunny Doing pretty good. Just encountered a cutie on my TL so my night's been pretty awesome~ @Azure_Husky LAB rat dog 😉 But seriously if you look at his walk cycle he moves his front and back legs in left/right unison like a cat. Though I'm pretty sure the art direction was for a wolf-cat. @SinWitchCirce And I'm glad you found better places to hang out 💕 "@SinWitchCirce I can't remember if I saw you get driven off of here or I missed it. I scares me that I forgot about you. I'm not proud of it and I don't know how it could've happened. Kinda my worst fear of online relationships made manifest. Glad to remember you, though." "@abdlstella It can make previously hidden dysphoria more apparent, but it's definitely worth it 💕 Congrats!" "@SinWitchCirce Holy shit it's been so long since I've seen your @ I had to scour our DMs to even remember who you were. I'm torn between saying ""sorry that happened to you"" and ""thank fuck you escaped Twitter""" @abdlstella Kinda sorta. At 12 I dreamed of having a vagina. By 18 I would imagine getting enough money for a vaginoplasty despite believing I didn't have genital dysphoria. But it took about 6 months on HRT at 30 for me to realize I had pretty severe genital dysphoria the whole time. "I look at this, and I look at how some TERFs are convinced that neovaginas are literally ""front holes"" as if they just invert the penis where it lays and I just wonder if most people even know what a pelvic bone is." @Azure_Husky Okay but like... surely Red is cat? @StebMcDreb Babe I *cannot wait* to let you taste me~ @Hbomberguy I've been enjoying your videos for years but never thought about the cool stuff patrons get? Anyway that sounds really interesting so I'm a patron now 💕 @AyrenTheWolf It definitely will be! @ABeardedQueer 😘 CANNOT WAIT until folks can eat me out tbh 👀 I'm telling you those clit twitches when I see something hot is so unbelievably nice. "Nope, still not tired of how nice it feels having the right genitals 🥰" @okbillybunny It's gotten to the point that I need like a minute or two to remember every name lol Pre-transition I had had sex with one person. Queer life best life @hmsnofun Huge agree @nyaakat @tinyterrorposs BIG HUGE AGREE """Hey your card was declined when we tried to charge it again a month after the fact"" Sounds like a you problem 🤷‍♀️" "The place we rented a trailer to move the alpacas a month ago just contacted Mistress to tell her her card was declined when they tried to charge her a late fee. Again, a month after the fact. Who the hell would then go ""Oh okay here's a card that should work""???" @CookieCyboid @ConfusedSwitch oh my god I can barely epilate my legs that's amazing @AnaMardoll Oh fuck yes! I've heard requiring a year of T was pretty standard but I wasn't sure how true it was. That's wonderful! So happy for you! 💕 @reidman @Fangamer Thank you I will! "Is there a way I can get a replacement, @Fangamer?" "So good news: He's advertised as a pillow and at first I was like, hell no I'm not using a white stuffie and putting my head on that regularly, but hey! He has a zipper! It's a pillow case! Washable! Bad news: He's coming unstitched at the zipper D: https://t.co/5yKTjOS0Bc" @futanarchy @NeurologNyx I dunno cooling off by being so hot seems counterproductive 🤔 Also received this big squishy depressed ghost in the mail recently I think he makes music??? https://t.co/kxgrxJgYW1 @tf_fic n-no!! >////< @tf_fic hhhhhhh "@NewGenderWhoDis listen just @ me next ti oh wait you did, carry on" @NewGenderWhoDis first of all how dare second hhhgggggfffhhh 💦 @NewGenderWhoDis hhgfffffhhhh >//////> @tf_fic hhgghhfh 💦 only all the time #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5XyAnrh0Ls "The planets finally aligned for this set to be in stock and me having money for it, so now I finally have a complete set of Undertale Little Buddies! 🥰 (Series 1 is in a box somewhere I'm going to need to find lol) https://t.co/KYKvYtibcm" @KillaMaaki I still need to beat KH2! I really want to but I just burned out last time I tried (trying to beat the first two KH games back to back was a lot lol) @HaileyAdamsXXX That makes sense! I guess I usually assume the same. "I should mention that the avoidance based on hard to follow plot was softened a TON by playing the shit out of KH1 last year. That game to me is like, almost entirely an aesthetic experience as far as things I could easily say I loved and yet I fell completely in love." So yeah it's been a world I've only had passing familiarity with for decades. Glad I finally gave it to a try. I might (MIGHT) go back and play more of FFXIV once my computer has internet again. "- Aesthetics: From FFX onward, from what I've seen as least, the aesthetics of the series just bores me. But FF7, despite being such a departure from how most might think of a fantasy universe, looks so cool to me." "Things I thought I would dislike about Final Fantasy that I ended up being wrong about in FF7R: - Incoherent plot/""crystal castle bullshit"": The story might get weirder, but starting with a plot as realistic/easy to follow as this one has me hooked." "@HaileyAdamsXXX I try to avoid listing my age because I hate being in my 30's, people assume I'm in my 20's, and I don't want to lie. It's selfish of me, but I feel kinda trapped lol" @Hellspawn1337 I can definitely agree that PS9 sounds pleasing to the ears. I wonder if the tenth one will be PSX? Also I'm getting old and I'm pretty sure the PS4 came out like two years ago. Also it was 20 years ago. What is time. @liddytronic Switch was the last good name. Microsoft doesn't know how to name consoles. My OCD admires the hell out of Sony's approach. "We'll finally be free of this torment for the PS8 in 2035 You know, if humanity lasts that long" """pee ess seven"" too imo I dunno the two S sounds bumping against each other just grates on my ears." "PS5 sounds so weird to say in a way PS4 I feel didn't but ""pee ess six"" is going to sound the weirdest by far when we get there." @tinybird420 I have the biggest sense of shame and failure if the time I woke up has a PM next to it. @OrionPax4217 It's been long enough that I fell off the difficulty curve lol "@ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost Coincidentally her ""late"" would've been late had she finished that word" "@tyrisstark If you'd rather have a stroke than transition then yeah, probably shouldn't transition." @OrionPax4217 I got so far in that game but by the time I had those areas of the soldiers in the white armor I think? Kicked my ass too hard and I burned out fast. You can tell I really loved a game when I'm at the stage of not wanting it to end after beating it by going through and completing every achievement I can. You should play Final Fantasy VII Remake. "But yeah anyway it's not even a rational fear of ""This cis person will probably hurt me"" or something. It's just, cis people (especially cis men) are inherently frightening now. Like a switch was flipped." @tyrisstark The longer you wait the more you'll regret you waited. The public at large is not remotely ready to pivot to centering corporations as the primary problem. "The worst part about this is you can already tell how the right wing will spin this: ""We already lowered emissions to historic lows and it didn't help therefore this is a waste of time""" "@punkppy It varies a ton how animals interpret gender, but two theorized ways are smell (from different hormones) and how your voice sounds. I worked at an animal shelter early in my transition and whether or not ""women only"" dogs liked me was a complete coin toss." @liddytronic And I'm telling you it's not just faith. I promise you you'll be happier. How do I make a thread invisible to eggs/trans people who haven't transitioned? Do not under any circumstances let this scare you away from transitioning. "@liddytronic Worth it, as I said later in the thread. 1000% worth it. Even if I think cis people need to be better." @vexwerewolf s-stop making Cloud hotter "And honestly if I had to pick, I'd choose internal comfort every time. Hence why I transitioned. It really is worth it. It helps that we have a community of kind, beautiful trans people to support us 💕" "In some ways, for some trans people, depending on a number of factors, transitioning is trading external comfort for internal comfort." "I used to really love interacting with random people in public pre-transition. Now cis people, even the nice ones, scare me too much. It's because I've been taught constantly that the majority of cis people find my existence unacceptable. It's fundamentally changed me." @machtackle Yeah Twitter app prioritizes text where it can find it @RaeGun2k 2016 sure was a good year to transition @VirologyCami I can't keep track anymore. I try to be the Switzerland of Trans Twitter conflicts whenever possible though. "@mode_view Nah, I don't mean the sword :P" (It's the one you get for seeing all nine dresses between the 3 characters that wear them. PS4 has an option to share trophies on Twitter but I wasn't sure it would've included a picture?) Can you even really call the game completed without this achievement? #PS4share https://t.co/wEwEKQXoXA Oh and this is barely relevant but a completely different company that was (allegedly) making a Yooka-Laylee statue cancelled it and ran off with my money. Since I'm complaining about statues right now lol "OMG I remembered to do this because Jim Sterling mentioned F4F in a recent video. I paused, experienced all that weirdness, and then went back to the video and Jim made the EXACT SAME COMPLAINT ABOUT THE ADDRESS PROBLEM LOL" But then the address WAS changed on the order page... ... expect now it's my deadname that it refuses to let go of. And honestly I'm not convinced the address was changed either so I sent another email. First time I had to change my address it just never changed on the order page despite me sending an email asking for it. This time there was a checkbox to apply a new address to existing orders but it told me I wasn't allowed to change an address on an order more than once(???) I've had to change my name and address twice now on a First 4 Figures statue I've had pre-ordered for years and the weird issues that site has with changing addresses are new every time I do it Apparently trans people who move a lot are just too weird for their system to handle @CaseyExplosion Bought that on Austin Walker's passionate defense of it on a Giant Bomb GotT deliberation podcast years ago and I still need to play it lol @Jasonyboi I'm down @caraesten Still really cute though! 💕 @litterboxhex Doesn't it feel amazing? 💕 @apunkdog @LewdestLeggy Awwww what a good girl! "@MeteorsFalling No, I'm pretty sure I just find the idea of Sephiroth silly" @flirty_fawn @NewGenderWhoDis Oh heck! Cloud trans and plural confirmed #PS4share https://t.co/eCzJq2tR7f "@OrionPax4217 Yeah I went through two different Corneo doors (making for a total of four), then BEFORE I used my grappling guns I made a point to check all the quests and THAT ONE SAID CLEARED" The sound mixing of the background chatter in FF7R is astoundingly horrendous I beat the game and only now do I discover this screen #PS4share https://t.co/POqjpoxGm0 It said it was cleared! I wouldn't have moved on if it hadn't! That quest is long dammit! #PS4share https://t.co/3AdZjJ9p3Y @NewGenderWhoDis (also your new pfp is ADORABLE) @Evolnus @ReviewsPokemon On the Pokemon Center website. I'd give a link but that site hates loading on my phone. @JennyOutrageous I'll be honest and say my dislike of these characters stems a ton from how pointlessly obnoxious they are to fight. [FF7R spoilers] OH THANK FUCK https://t.co/oxYAmURr6H @MOOMANiBE Oh hey same! @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH TIDDIES Anyway when's Final Fantasy 7 Remake Revengence coming out I'm ready to play "If 10-year-old me had played the original when it released, I'm pretty sure I'd still think Sephiroth was silly. I think I would've liked Tifa more." "[FF7R spoilers] I was making fun of him while fighting him and was interrupted by his chorus literally singing ""SEPHIROTH"" over and over again. What a joke lol" "[FF7R spoilers] I'd like to formally apologize to The Turks and Rufus Shinra, who I called tryhard edgelords before properly meeting Sephiroth, a man who clearly listens to Korn and watches The Crow every night while writing poetry about how much high school sucks." Spinosaurus just gets cooler and cooler with every new discovery I love it! 💕 (taken with my phone camera because sony doesn't get to tell me what I can and can't take a screenshot of 😤) [FF7R spoilers] Oh no he can't read that's so sad D: https://t.co/O4qn1ZIRRF [FF7R spoilers] I've been able to deduce that the whispers of destiny are a Remake addition and are working to ensure the events of the original game still happen. Wedge's last words are incredibly tragic :/ @bobhollyjr Plan is to play 9 then eventually 6 @ReviewsPokemon I highly recommend it! :3 @PrissyOrcGF @AmaAmaranth YESSSSSS these are goals! [cw slurs] only I'm allowed to call myself an idiot tranny dammit [cw slurs] Being trans online is fun https://t.co/afSru4Cf1U "@tinybird420 @paradoxilicious lol I liked it for a second because up until the word ""categorizing"" I thought it was making a very different argument I was ready to agree with depressing shit" "Ugh, the worst part of this is the first trans friend I ever had was my age and it was way back in like 2005 when I was 18 and she was 19 and had I just understood my dysphoria was less pronounced because of how early on in my understanding I was... https://t.co/oukh0WFBXd" "@QueenStodge @OrionPax4217 I knew Cora had a crush on me, but gosh Jess I had no idea! >/////>" "Dysphoria for me was almost entirely decimated by just HRT and bottom surgery alone. There's a lot of dysphoria I don't have that a lot of other folks do, so I'm pretty lucky. But I still get days like this sometimes." "@aGirlCalledChar 29 for me, but honestly I didn't start really feeling it until I started HRT and I was 30 by then." "If the world gets better in the way we hope it does, for some of us it's gonna get really hard the more often we encounter younger trans people who got to avoid all the bullshit a first puberty can do. We'll get by, of course. Just gotta brace yourself, y'all." @Irbisgreif @Kirsten_Tiger HRT isn't just about changing your body. The difference in brain chemistry is worth it alone. I just want wider hips :/ "Doesn't mean you have it easy! But like, I was 20 the year Whipping Girl released. For me to have transitioned at a good time I would've really had to have been ahead of the curve. Wish I was." Nothing against the girl at all but she's a decade younger than me and I hope you zoomer transes know how much better you have it 😭😭😭 Me: I've never needed to unfollow another trans girl due to feeling dysphoric from her amazing selfies Also me: This girl has hips wider than a lot of cis girls oh fuck she transitioned so young oh fuck I hate my bonesssssssss release me from this torture maybe I should unfollow @PrissyOrcGF *desperately noms* I just gotta actually get off my lazy ass and increase my lazy ass with squats @litterboxhex smol kitten @PrissyOrcGF TEACH ME YOUR WAYS @futanarchy Possibly! Looking cute either way tho 💕 "*I'm not hot shit, but I worry I sound like I'm speaking as if I think I am" I've lost track of the number of times I've talked with someone who clearly has a parasocial crush on me but doesn't think it's obvious. It's kind of uncomfortable to talk like I'm hot shit but I've just had to get used to the fact that a lot of people crush on me. "@RaccoonGrrl I unfollowed her a while back for I think being really mean to a girlfriend of mine? I say I think because Twitter drama is so hard to keep track of beyond ""okay this person is going in my Not Cool bin in my mind""" @CookieCyboid Awwwww so tiny and cute :3 An English teacher in high school showed us The Amityville Horror (1979) (as well as had us read parts of the book) for reasons I still don't quite understand to this day. "@SEKSRD Well maybe not like, but admire and think he's a badass." This is unrelated to the motorcycle but while I'm in a complaining mood: The Turks are tryhard edgelords that I really desperately hope I get to actually kill later in the story. I can tell the story wants me to like them and that makes me hate them more. Rufus too. It's the worst part of this entire game and it's giving me this as some sort of grand finale. Fuck you. Holding R2/L2 for ANY length of time makes my hand cramp so of course that's the acceleration. Plus I can't stop my impulse to press forward on the control stick which fucks with the steering. Switching between circle and square for sword swings also cramps my hand. I'm not really all that great at this game. I make up for it with healing spells and items. And guess what you can't use on a motorcycle for some reason? Most of the boss fights in this game overstay their welcome but jesus christ this is the worst one yet. I know this isn't the actual last boss but what an awful note to end your game on. The motorcycle chase out of Shinra is too damn long [FF7R spoilers] I love this game #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/3h9XmhBUFi @CaseyExplosion Truth @ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis We're ALL cute! @ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis True facts! @tfradio @HMRC4EVR RotF Lockdown. I know he's a fan favorite. I just didn't see the appeal at ALL. https://t.co/m0SfcOfgMc Anyway it's looking like FF7R will officially be the first Final Fantasy game I play to competition so that's neat. I think I see the appeal. *END this soon Thanks phone @AstroStella7 Gosh I hope so! @ramona69420 EXACTLY Approaching what I think is the last few hours if FF7R and I don't want it to the this soon 😭 I've waited 22 years for stuffies of these two that are this perfect 💕💕💕 https://t.co/M76dOpWKSx Someone's making knockoff (I think???) Jurassic Park toys and honestly I'm here for it https://t.co/lp6V8Kho2s https://t.co/VIAJ8yEIVS OOOOOH I *finally* get that VG Cats Jenova's Witness comic from like 15 years ago Game of the Year 2020 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/evDpae9KDt [FF7R spoilers] Breathtaking #PS4share https://t.co/XRlegm7T6t @totallyhealthie It didn't let me 😭 @nyaakat Oh gosh! :3 Game of the Year 2020 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/JJmjR5QBW9 Game of the Year 2020 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/TSj8fWreli Game of the Year 2020 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/XhaONGlWSg @PrissyOrcGF Consider: Fucking one turns you into one~ @PrissyOrcGF HUGE AGREE @PrissyOrcGF being one or fucking one? 🤔 @displaced_ATX Holy heck that looks so cute on you! @maybesomegirl @das_kongpital Hehehe >:3 @HouseOfGunn @twentyfourcara I DM'd you do you can message me any time 💕 @HouseOfGunn I didn't even notice the earlier deletions but you're so very welcome! 🥰 @das_kongpital @maybesomegirl it's perfectly understandable for girls our age to have the occasional accidents~ @tailstriketaur RIGHT??? "Me having never played FF7: Tifa is the top, Aerith is the bottom Me after playing a ton of FF7R: Aerith is the top, Tifa and Cloud are both her bottoms" Goddess I wish that were me The cowboy version with the whistling is ESPECIALLY catchy I've had the Wall Market theme stuck in my head all day lol @das_kongpital @TrexPushups Sounds like a couple of little ones in denial 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 @das_kongpital Good~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX oh gosh gosh gosh 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX VERY good at both by the looks of it goshhhhhh 😍 Always happy to spread the horny~ 😘 @HaileyAdamsXXX I can't even pick a favorite they're both so good 😍😍😍😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX AAAAAAA OMG HAILEY YES 😍 @jaythefawn EXACTLY "@NewGenderWhoDis Sure you are, little one~" @PrissyOrcGF Yay! I'm so happy for you Morgan!!! 💕💕💕 "Well if we're gonna have state coalitions this was absolutely my preference, wow" @ArcoNovellan Good~ >:3 @LittleRubyBear CUTEST @TrexPushups 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 @Kaelyrhn *huffs* D:< @Calliethulhu Being into breeding is only hot when you're trans this is just science @TrexPushups CUTE @FlorenceLaReine hhgfffhhhdds I go back and forth >/////> @AstroStella7 heck >/////> @FlorenceLaReine nnghgffg v-very true >////> @TrexPushups 🤔🤔🤔 @DevourerRose ggfdddfghhhff uhhhhhhh yes plz >/////< "@FlorenceLaReine That short skirt just baaaarely covers the diaper, don't worry hehehe" @Kaelyrhn Why I never! >.> @AstroStella7 1000% https://t.co/TynCiPEbMz @FlorenceLaReine YESSSSS EXACTLY 😍 @Kaelyrhn hddddgghhbfs >/////> That was definitely me. Pre-transition I had an opinion on every fetish and I was certain little stuff wasn't for me. Then the succubus that took over my body had other plans for me 😳😳😳 "There's something especially cute about not only realizing you're not a boy and never were, but that also you're a little girl who probably needs to be put in padding, huh~?" """Cis boys"" realizing they're actually trans girls: 😍 ""Cis boys"" realizing they're trans girls AND littles: 😳😍💕🥰😍😘😍" @nyaakat Heck yes! @nyaakat @tinyterrorposs I definitely wouldn't be about to resist :3 @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh that looks so hot! 😍 @blaze_casual Of course you're not 💕 @blaze_casual I know that feeling. My art block has lasted years and it kills me :/ *hugs* I'm so sorry 💕 [FF7R spoilers] Ms. Folia accidentally left her honey bee glasses on lol #PS4share https://t.co/kB0MW1UnND @NewGenderWhoDis ily2 💕💕💕 @ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis Hehehe :3 Game of the Year 2020 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/HpvMAm7CKC "@NewGenderWhoDis No, thank YOU! This looks so hecking hot omg!!!" @okbillybunny YES Couple of combiners I recently upgraded and some new Marvel Legends as well as a few older ones that ended up in the right boxes to be unpacked first. I really need to get a permanent display for my Marvel Legends. I've ended up with a LOT over the years lol https://t.co/e5IxL97TgW @litterboxhex @AshCheet @ArchSnepmesis OMG GIRL CONGRATS!!! Injections are the best! @Kitty_Squeakle @ThatHeckinRobin 🤔🤔🤔 Was finally able to snag that Perfect Effect set that gives Volcanicus more articulated hands and beefier peets. There's a second set that also fills out his chest but I'm gonna have to go to eBay for that later. The bigger feet alone makes him look so much better imo https://t.co/CYuoAhQm1d @SteampunkPenny @DevourerRose @StebMcDreb Guess what I did after reading this D:< @DevourerRose @SteampunkPenny @StebMcDreb I love you ALL D:< @NewGenderWhoDis worth it @SteampunkPenny @DevourerRose @StebMcDreb *huffs* D:< @Alexis_Lubbers1 If I wanted to give details publicly I already would have. @ConfusedSwitch nnghhhggh I really want it 💦 "@PrissyOrcGF Ugh, girl same" @ConfusedSwitch hhgggh r-really? you don't say >////> @NewGenderWhoDis @ABeardedQueer GGGDSDGG HEY D:< "@tf_fic Oh yeah! I like, forgot hehehe" @ConfusedSwitch I MUST BE @tf_fic yes hello how do I join @tf_fic Gosh thank you~ @tf_fic (guess we're even then cutie~) (feel free to share any other inspiration you have~) "@OrionPax4217 My downfall was using a Peaugh video, which are great for going from alt mode to robot, but going backwards is a real brain teaser. His skirt flap is on a rail I didn't realize was there. Flipping it without pulling/pushing it on that rail shears it off instantly." @tf_fic (hhggnnbhh you're the best 💦) @ABeardedQueer Saaaaame "(Cheetor and Ratchet, if you're curious)" lol none the Transformers Masterpiece figures I've broken while transforming and needed to replace have the Long Life Design award on the front at least that's accurate @tf_fic hgbbhgg yes plz I need this 💦💦💦 @ABeardedQueer I DON'T KNOW BUT I NEED IT @tf_fic hhhghh being filled does sound nice >/////< @tf_fic *shivers and moans* nnngghhg n-no fair~ @LambChopInPamps hhhfffh yes plz >/////< @tf_fic ngggffhhh o-okay >/////> @tf_fic (thank you for writing it! but heck now I'm hornier D:<) @tf_fic making me this wet is a CRIME I'll have you know!! @tf_fic t-too real >//////< @tf_fic ooooohhhhh gggfffffguvk x.x "More fun/possibly more healthy to indulge the horny side of things today: Today I'm getting serious ""need to be pregnant"" feels, gosh~" @AyrenTheWolf Aww thank you! I'm glad we're mutuals 💕💕💕 @BugbearPancakes I live with two of my girlfriends and yes they sometimes do this and it's wonderful 🥰🥰🥰 Is it depression? Is it anxiety? Surprise! It's both! Plus horny x.x @futanarchy It really is the best 🥰 @DevourerRose Same 💕 "I guess that should say ""another girlfriend"" Don't let the phrasing there make you think I only have two lol" when your girlfriend jokes with your other girlfriend about how many girlfriends you have RIP @OrionPax4217 I own MP Primal. What appeals to me with this figure is he could convincingly be a different character. @OrionPax4217 Gotcha. That's a bummer! What's the word on Generation Toy figures? Because just going by the photos I'm loving this guy that I'm dubbing Ultra Monkey (GT-10A Gorilla) quite a bit 👀 https://t.co/SJCqshd1vK @Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb A good femboy for Dr. Mommy~ @HaileyAdamsXXX @DevourerRose Oh. Well if they're not interested in Twitter that solves that at least. We don't need to be friends with every member of every system we know. I'm sure that'd get exhausting anyway lol. @HaileyAdamsXXX @DevourerRose I mean they'd be among friends! :V @DevourerRose Dissociative Twitter haze? Whomst among us lol @StebMcDreb AWWWW BABE I LOVE YOU TOO!!! 💕💕💕💕 @TheGoddessRain Wholesome. @Trancister Yes? :3 @ARedPandaPlush Oh for SURE "@FrigidElfChild (If you're referring to the name and what might be inferred from that, hell if your wife can put up with you I DEFINITELY can :P)" "@FrigidElfChild I consider you one of my best friends. I don't drop people like that easily, okay? 💕" @neolibreplygirl Can confirm the yeeting part [FF7R spoilers] Aerith/Tifa/Cloud OT3 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/IdTASj1wuq @HaileyAdamsXXX whomst among us @HaileyAdamsXXX RIGHT??? @GwenStarlight YES As a muskslut I feel very catered to with how often Tifa talks about how sweaty she is. @GirlDickEnergy Totally agree! @Fujin_II @Brimmy21 Expect the workaround here costs nothing and you're by no means required to follow me. @Fujin_II @Brimmy21 I put a warning tag. Beyond that I recommended unfollowing or muting me. "@LeafTilde @CaseyExplosion We didn't, crAAApitalism did" @zandravandra Oh heck I was wondering if this was possible to do with Sable in this game! I try to do this in every AC 🥰 @FrigidElfChild Charlotte why am I not following your main already D:< @ThatHeckinRobin TRUTH @StebMcDreb @Lilfelicity1 I can't! "@Fujin_II The spoiler tag is for people to put ""FF7R"" in their word filters, which they should be doing if they're trying to avoid spoilers for a game that's been out this long." @TheAshenCouncil Game of the Year 2020 @Lilfelicity1 RIGHT??? lol Twitter thinks this is porn https://t.co/vpJSa1mwrP [FF7R spoilers] The moment that made me buy this game lol #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/UzpR1Tgt60 [FF7R spoilers] Cloud uses they/them pronouns confirmed #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/NX2y83VeEO [FF7R spoilers] I GOT THE DRESS I WANTED!!! <3 #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/0ReyzvEeMo [FF7R spoilers] How can you run in those??? #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/6LJrumOo8d @amazydaisy @NikatinePrime am I one of those? still haven't figured out what that means @NikatinePrime gosh 😳 Also: Assess materia being maxed out might also be a requirement The load times for restarting minigames in FF7R are beyond atrocious @okbillybunny listen just @ me next time (in my excitement I highlighted the wrong quest-- that one is there even if you go down the other path-- the other icon is the good news here lol) This took an entire day of playing to fix lol This is all for the blue/black dress if you're like me and it's your favorite https://t.co/KZ0NdMZ1hz @LilBitchMadness Haven't found out yet but I doubt it. Beyond that: Follow this guide: https://t.co/9ZylUo2dnB Okay: I didn't test this completely to be sure but here's what seemed to work? - 30+ enemies scanned (scanned everything and I got to 45 before this) - One elemental materia to level 3 (seems like the only way to do this without grinding is to play the 3 colosseum bonus fights) These two quests being available means I'm getting Cloud's best dress! #PS4share https://t.co/QAUlYSkUBk @Brimmy21 Only the rich one This fight is quite cinematic #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/DAv8GJdcVS @lparker732 @SIR_traline @ExistentialEnso @OrionPax4217 Smart move lol @CapnKarlisle Yeah I can try. Can't promise it though since the PS4 still thinks Twitter's text limit is 140 characters. @NewGenderWhoDis Hell yeah congrats! 💕 Poor man's course is my favorite gosh #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/BGehk1AZdf @ExistentialEnso @lparker732 It's my favorite game of the year so far easily @ExistentialEnso Like even I feel like that slide is iconic lol @talkingtonothin Yeah I know I did that too but I wanted a shorter video lol @okbillybunny FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT "Played all day, made it all the way back to Wall Market. Let's get that perfect dress 😤" @comedyunism can't believe you didn't even try the slide smdh "Yeah, yeah, forward not back, but lemme go back for just a sec and take care of this important thing #PS4share https://t.co/6yCl8ZGzEJ" Is the name Wall Market a parody of the name Walmart? "This looks too ridiculous to be the intended way to do it, but given how Cloud moves I kinda need to? #PS4share https://t.co/DGUqQL5Ed8" @ghoulsNgoats I hate how believable that honestly sounds "@Trancister I'm doing okay by distracting myself with Final Fantasy, but thank you 💕" "Btw please do not come into my mentions asking for context. If we're mutuals, you can DM me and I might have the spoons. But publicly asking me defeats the purpose of me being vague. I might be mad about this but I can't afford the mental drain of getting involved." Yes I'm sure you could name plenty of hypotheticals that I would agree are the exception. Hypotheticals are never helpful in discourse. It just keeps the pain flowing for no reason. "I know that won't reach anyone who's convinced they're on a holy crusade, but you're not fucking helpingb and in fact making this community worse if the target is queer. It's really that simple." "If someone's been the target of a harassment campaign but then you find out new stuff about them that suddenly makes you want to join in, saying ""But this thing means we need to call them out"" doesn't make you less complicit in said harassment campaign." I cant even unfollow people to stay safe anymore because the battle lines have switched. Can y'all just fucking stop. Discourse is so fucking pointless. People who would otherwise be on one side have now switched sides because of new bullshit and it's just people who have been hurt lashing out at more people who have been hurt which just continues the pain endlessly for no reason. """Wanna play some wack-a-box?"" No, but I'll happily stand here for two minutes for a free moogle medal." "Kinda annoyed that FF7R has made me fall WAY behind on my island in Animal Crossing. It's really hard for me to play more than one game at a time, you know?" "@PeachSweetAss @PrissyOrcGF Like, also same! Gosh!" @ModestyAran If anyone reads those they might get the impression you're someone who takes issue with any option other than male and female. @PrissyOrcGF This is the way to be imo @okbillybunny I barely remember my life pre-transition and it's only been four years lol "@okbillybunny Ugh, I'm not getting there until I'm 60 :/" @samrobotsin True! I didn't even think of that! But I wonder if I need to get to 30 before chapter 9? "@samrobotsin Good to know, I'll make sure I'm ready then. Thanks!" It might not actually be choice based. Might be based on your materia? Really wish this was already sorted out. How long has this game been out? I found two different guides telling me opposing things lol "@samrobotsin Then I'll have to grind those on the way, won't I? 💕 Thank you for the heads up" @samrobotsin Which materia? What are you talking about? @bunnarchist @PrissyOrcGF one someone for each tiddy 🤔 "@samrobotsin Oh my fucking god. Well, I'd rather have a fresh save at the beginning of chapter 9 to try this multiple times 🤷‍♀️" @PrissyOrcGF hi I'm someone @samrobotsin There's two black dresses. The quests you need to complete to get specific dresses unlock based on dialogue choices you make it chapter 9. @OrionPax4217 I hadn't yet gotten INTO the Inn yet. "@OrionPax4217 I never got in there? I was in Wall Market, and I talked to the Honeybee receptionist, but all I did was talk the massage woman, she got me into the colosseum, and then I did a couple quests after before realizing the ones I need for the blue/black dress weren't showing up." @MaiaFranklyn Not even that much more ridiculous. "@MOOMANiBE As I mentioned in the quoted tweet, I'm aware. I still feel cheated and I'm gonna fix this." @OrionPax4217 I never got that far. "@A_MrPromiscuous Yeah if you want a specific dress for Cloud, it's all chapter 9 stuff. The dresses for Tifa and Aerith are determined much earlier, though." "So yeah, if you play this game: ALL dialogue choices lead to something, as near as I can tell. All the chapter 9 ones lead to a specific dress depending. Use a walkthrough." @Tricliniangry Not really. It lacks ears and a tail. It's just as overly frilly as the third one. There's only one that's tasteful/his style imo. "Cloud has ONE good dress, the black/blue one. And he's gonna wear it, dammit." "Seriously if I was writing a parody of him I would have avoided ""I am more popular and more attractive"" for fear that that would be far too over the top." "I had to go back 12 hours/~3 chapters to fix this. I'm gonna get that dress, dammit. The good news though is that in the first hour I was able to assess a monster I missed the first time AND snagged a summoning materia I missed too." Serious question: Is PJW 12? @rabb1teatsmeat https://t.co/ULtvVIEASH @AngryNerdBird @R3dVelvetWaffl3 https://t.co/ULtvVIEASH "Twitter auto-gendered me as female at some point since transitioning which I won't lie, feels pretty nice 🥰" "@OrionPax4217 Trans woman: Extremely unflattering portrayal Generally trans: Sure, I'm cool with that" @KrowKutta ... can I sit in said baby chair? @masaki84 Right now I'm grumpy enough that I'm considering either that or giving up on the game entirely. This was important to me and I feel kinda betrayed. To fix this I'd need to lose at least 10 hours. The guide I found to get the dress I wanted for Cloud didn't mention the quests needed for it were locked being specific choices I made and saved over hours ago so I'm done playing for tonight I'm aware there's a chapter select after I beat the game But it's the ONLY good dress presented without context #PS4share https://t.co/Pyg8j2dCNV @OrionPax4217 Nah I wiped the floor with it 💕 The crowd sings the victory fanfare I love it #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/Fnyzo5xbQA The announcers in this fight are the best lol #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/dDvKyaqQRP I'm sorry WHAT #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/89e8bBxGak "Dude the Nail Bat feels pretty OP. And you can upgrade it to have 3 materia slots, negating its downside. I dumped everything else into critical hit stats." Aerith is the best #PS4share https://t.co/cbgxiHcNsW It's a nice touch seeing her again. And her outfit's adorable! #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/vSWevgUwth @ABeardedQueer Awwww you're welcome! I'm glad to help 💕 I'm sorry what #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/gh5Xn5zrdM @SaraMelodyZT Not yet! Future update. Under the options where you can check if it's cloud saved it says there's no save data. You can't make this shit up. "Honestly thank fuck I found the ""wrong"" instructions that locked me out of transferring all the save data at once because that would've made the new console the primary and might've fucked me 🙃" I'll probably just transfer all the saves back. What a waste of time. I also should probably avoid making my new Switch the primary console just in case. So really my Lite is an expensive light up paper weight for... weeks? Months? "One minor saving grace is transferring a save file from one Switch to another is pretty easy and quick, but living in this limbo of having two Switches with half the data between them for who knows how long is gonna suck so hard." "Also! Transferring saves doesn't transfer game icons like you think it would. So if I happen to want to play, say, River City Girls? I need to remember that that save is on the NEW Switch, so I'll need to swap it back to the OLD Switch where the game file itself is." "Now I have an unboxed Switch Lite that I can use, but only for my physical games, until Nintendo just... decides to grace me with the ability to use their new hardware." "So fun side story I got this Switch Lite at the beginning of the month, and I ordered a screen protector at the same time. Screen protector took 3 weeks to get to me because of the pandemic (understandable). So I had a boxed Lite I didn't want to use for 3 weeks." "Literally the only way to do what I wanted to do while keeping my ACNH file is by getting another SD card. Again, the new Switch will automatically format the card. Like maybe my save will stay on the old Switch but I can't risk it." Seriously fuck Nintendo. "Like the save file is locked to the system until a future update. The main reason I was looking forward to this new Switch and I can't even use it. I also don't want to transfer my games library until I can. So now I have two Switches, kinda, and not in the way I wanted." "Okay so I located an SD card to USB adapter. I'm ready to transfer my Switch games to my PC, then my new Switch can format the card, then I can copy them back. Guess which game saves CAN'T be transferred? At all? Until a future update? Animal Crossing 🙃" "@SweetBeans99 that's a mood I dunno if I count as a dear friend (I don't want to assume), but I don't hate you. Quite the contrary, in fact 💕" @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/3yHjfyTpxj "Because I don't have an sd adapter of any kind, I'm also going to lose all my screenshots because that apparently needs copy protection or something" "It's 100 gigs, I just checked. Please never buy a second Switch, it's not worth it." @OswinOswald223 I cannot @EmilySooty69 I think I have that? But like why isn't it listing my save data at all? "I don't even want to do this anymore! I live in the sticks, I can't just download tens of gigs of games on a whim!" "There IS a way to transfer all save data at once, but it's distinct from the method involving transferring one game at a time, and if you click the wrong online instructions like I did you're locked out of transferring all the games at once 🙃" I'm going to make the new console the primary console which you would think would allow me to access the games on the card? Why is this so fucking difficult? "Okay so research shows if I put an sd card from one switch to another it'll delete everything due to copy protection. Fuuuuuck. That's a big enough problem as it is, but I'm not seeing my Animal Crossing save file in the menu for transferring save files over? What the fuck?" @EmilySooty69 What the actual fuck. *sigh* @isthatyourmain 👀👀👀 @CarcinLoring Absolutely not something you need to apologize for "So I'm transferring all the save data to my new Switch, I'll make the new one the primary console, then I can just... move the SD card over, right? That won't break anything? I ask because this is Nintendo. (Also how do I transfer my friend list over?)" "I suppose in theory it's nice to pick and choose which games go on which system if you own two but like, why isn't there the OPTION to send everything? I feel like that's not a big ask." "Nintendo is the king of getting user experiences almost perfect, one generation late at a time" you can only send one game's worth of data at a time when transfering to a new switch are you shitting my tits "@ExistentialEnso I never even played the original and I still think ""mah-ko"" sounds weird." @vexwerewolf Finally someone says it @TheSecretCallie As someone who also has a parent I feel bad for complaining about because it could be worse: You're justified in complaining. "@StebMcDreb Unmuting might be an issue, but as for refollowing: If they're cool you'll run into them again and follow I bet." "Frantically unfollowing people to avoid getting roped into the discourse and no other reason. NOT to say I haven't picked a ""side,"" mind. Just trying to stay the fuck away for my own mental health." @KatyMontgomerie Oh hey I did that for the first time this week too! It's certainly an experience lol "It still feels deeply horrifying that early 00's stuff was, basically, 20 years ago. The 80's were 20 years ago and I'll hear no arguments to the contrary." @mode_view why are square games @ExistentialEnso Happy to learn I figured out some old news to Square fans twenty years after the fact going on very little data lol @blaze_casual I like Axel more than Reno ... I think @ExistentialEnso SO IT'S NOT JUST ME "PS looking up a specific Organization XIII character when you forgot their name is, uh, an experience" "I've played all of Kingdom Hearts 1, maybe like 10 hours of KH2, and something like 12 hours of Final Fantasy 7 Remake and these characters occupy the exact same space in my brain. In a few years, I'll start confusing the two I assume. https://t.co/Fnp4mbgjGt" @MaxKriegerVG Look I wanted them when I first saw the LGR review in my YouTube subscriptions too but apparently they suck @Cosmic_Wyrm So healthy And something tells me I'm not alone in this reaction. Like seriously it's been the scary thing like maybe three times? But that's enough. "I've developed a fight or flight response to seeing ""[person A] sent [person B]'s tweet"" in my DMs even tho 99% of the time it's just a friend sharing a tweet they thought I'd like There's been just enough times it was a tweet related to discourse I've been publicly dragged into" @TheFintauSystem SO good "@CaseyExplosion Honestly if it's not too weird for me to say, to me you're proof that someone can gain a lot of clout (or at least perceived clout) and not become a worse person for it. I feel like I could stay the same nice, caring person I am now on this platform indefinitely." "@CaseyExplosion Same. I wanted it for a while, I admit, but it gets less and less appealing the more followers I gain." @BarbiturateCat Shoemaker I assume? "@ThoughtSlime Not at all. Confused as to why anyone is saying that, honestly." @OzmaRacc HUGE SAME TBH @Hypnothulhu y-you do? >.> @NewGenderWhoDis AAAAAAA OMG I CAN'T WAIT :3 @ExistentialEnso Ooooh good idea! @StebMcDreb hhhgfdssssd >/////> @ikksnay You should paint them! :3 "@destroyed4com4t I have seen Parks and Rec several times through and I still do this, don't worry" @StebMcDreb I mean I'd let you step on me~ @AltGrrrlJemma hmm I dunno looks like it's holding something tasty~ @AltGrrrlJemma mmmmm that looks nice :3 @AnaMardoll Omg congrats dude!!! 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb @emuchaton babe I love you "@StebMcDreb @emuchaton babe," @behsss @theypronouns Truth! @maegodhavemercy Oh gosh I like the intentional weed placement! That's all really pretty! https://t.co/9Tmi9g9P1s Even prettier at night! #PS4share https://t.co/71GHrteyDL @AnaMardoll *hugs hugs* yep 💕 @BonnieMakes My little Archimedes! :3 @AnaMardoll You're not a freak. I feel the same way :/ @vexwerewolf are you referring to the fact I said padding because if so how dare @mode_view HEY D:< Padding or no it DOES feel like I'm getting one over on the game. Kinda satisfying Destroying boxes for infinite moogle medals in FF7R right now What padding? :V @PhyrexianThot YES @Jasonyboi Awwww thank you! @OzmaRacc @ZJemptv whomst among us I have 101%'d DK64 twice. I will never do that again. Because shit like this? You feel it even if you don't know it for sure lol oh fucking god this explains so much "@LittleLambJenny Ah, gotcha" @LittleLambJenny How is that different from what Sony is doing? @emnicw I've been playing Final Fantasy 7 Remake @LittleLambJenny Ooh I hadn't heard the backwards compatibility announcement "I have no doubt whatsoever they'll release it for PS5 as well (hell I think I'd enjoy buying like a special edition on PS5 after it's all done), it would just be nice to finish the game before I need to buy a new system." "I hope the next FF7R has a subtitle instead of just calling it ""Final Fantasy 7 Remake 2"" or something. I also hope this will be finished before it feels weird to still be buying games for a PS4 instead of a PS5." @okbillybunny so pretty 😍 Honestly the biggest knock against FF7R is you can't name the characters so you can't recreate this screenshot https://t.co/78VnZrP7pB My bad! I need to press R2 in the command menu lol "@OrionPax4217 Oh they only had the Silver Staff in stock when I went, but I'll keep an eye out for the Mithril one!" @OrionPax4217 Nice! So if I make Aerith my healer there's NO way to heal using MP outside of battle? That seems like a pretty significant oversight. "@OrionPax4217 Yeah I got Art of Swordplay and a staff for Aerith, along with a few other things. Best shop in the game so far!" OMG CUTE #PS4share https://t.co/Smr09Lgcrm "@ghostynewt It's different for everyone, but your apprehension makes me think that no, you're not in the clear." Seriously so much of Cloud's character quirks make 1000 times more sense if you read him as an egg. @ghostynewt It was somewhat gradual. But it didn't take longer than like 6 or so months to reach its peak. @OzmaRacc plz 😭💕 @ZJemptv I just don't have the patience for it lol Where's the option to decapitate Chadley the next time he tells me my limitations are only in my mind? Okay how do I counter beyond just being in punisher mode? Wow #PS4share https://t.co/sBpb3nHZF2 s-step on me mommy o_o #PS4share https://t.co/0wP6JI3gL0 "@Azure_Husky Even though I'm only familiar with FF7 through cultural osmosis, I strongly feel both Aerith and Barret's voice actors are perfect. They're all good, but those two sound EXACTLY like they're supposed to imo" I like Aerith #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/N3cWV0xCha "@phoenix_7_9 @MOOMANiBE Yeah a speedy dodgy enemy doesn't scream to me ""use the stance that makes it feel like you're wearing iron boots""" This game continues to be gorgeous #PS4share https://t.co/oQxj1b2uHD "Also I tried to backtrack in the church for that materia it heavily telegraphed, sauntered my ass back to the exit for the attic, only to find that no, I need to leave the church first and then, presumably, come back. Just let me explore lol" "Also while I'm nitpicking a game I overall love: I don't like when the camera takes control to make you look in a specific direction. I understand why they do it, and I don't have a better alternative, but it feels bad every time." "@MOOMANiBE Because of how slowly I move while in punisher mode, I was avoiding it until enemies were staggered." "@MOOMANiBE I had no idea punisher mode was where the counters were, though I was using punisher mode semi-regularly." I was so close to trying one of those BBs on his smarmy ass. "It's ultimately not a big deal and I beat Reno first try, but it's beyond obnoxious to have the first 9 hours of FF7R be a game where you can clumsily brute force your way through it without blocking only to suddenly have an enemy that will dodge ALL of your attacks if you don't." @PrissyOrcGF *moos in approvement* @PrissyOrcGF hi hello yes are you taking signups 👀👀👀💦💦💦💦 No wait that wasn't the issue. No idea what I'm doing right or wrong. @PhyrexianThot cannot wait x.x @OrionPax4217 I'll get two BBs out of this and I didn't even think of doing that thank you! Apparently I wasn't pressing the sticks hard enough sorry 🙄 hi hello why is this impossible #PS4share https://t.co/d5hbCOfSM5 Wow I played for 8 hours straight yesterday #PS4share https://t.co/TQJfV1JdjE "@AnaMardoll lol I'd love to go back in time and show your tweet to a 20-something me. I just WANTED a vagina, I didn't have dysphoria! :P" "@AnaMardoll In my experience that's an early form of dysphoria. I dunno if yours will progress to the point that mine did, but even if it doesn't, it's still dysphoria. Get top surgery! You'll definitely be happier 💕" @MagsVisaggs Not to be confused with the sequel series to that they're developing called STAR TREK: DOCTOR WHO? @MrsStephinMerit oh no we have a tie https://t.co/9qBP2dlJ0m @MOOMANiBE Oh hey we're really close to the same age! I'm 33 in a little less than a month. Happy birthday! 💕 "@AnaMardoll Even if HRT isn't right for you (I dunno if I've seen you talking about it and I don't want to assume anything), hopefully you can see the connection I'm making here?" "@AnaMardoll It's absolutely dysphoria. That part where you tell yourself ""It isn't life-threatening dysphoria""? I told myself that for 11 years about my genitals. For me it took just a few months on HRT to understand I *did* have life-threatening dysphoria." @PrissyOrcGF omg you look so much more femme! @OzmaRacc Saaaaaaame I wished they were bigger every time I took a shower 😭 "@vidthekid @AngryNerdBird I'm using ""ate"" here to mean ""tore everything up and chewed it to shit"" like how I thought most people use ""ate"" to refer to a dog using their mouth to destroy inedible things" "@OzmaRacc I used to enjoy going swimming. I wasn't very good at it but there were fun elements. Slowly over the years I stopped taking my shirt off, then I just avoided pools. It's funny because you'd think with my gynecomastia I'd maybe enjoy it? But it just felt wrong." "@RiotGrrrlJemma Probably, but it's another 3 weeks of waiting I assume." the dogs ate a package I waited 3 weeks for so that's how my day started @RiotGrrrlJemma Dilators aren't a fun thing. They're a medical necessity. I'm not in the best of moods today I'm sorry "@RiotGrrrlJemma @TheCrystalStorm No, they're not friends" "@Azure_Husky As I say to any friend who talks about that: I'd miss you, but it'd probably be way healthier for you. Twitter is both wonderful and terrible for making friends." @Azure_Husky Counting the seconds until I can play FF7R again because Twitter as a distraction has become particularly terrible the last few days :/ "@osd1000 Probably some of that, yeah" "Three dilations a day for about three months: I missed maybe five total at most Two dilations a day for about six months: I'm like a couple months in and I've missed like, easily over ten lol" "I don't entirely understand how exactly I find two dilations a day to be harder than three, but here we are" @NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF NEW FAVORITE SITE TBH @PrissyOrcGF @NewGenderWhoDis YESSSSS OMG @PrissyOrcGF @NewGenderWhoDis But seriously where can I buy that top 👀 @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS make that top barely fit!!! 😍😍😍 "@PrissyOrcGF That top is like, so perfect for you! ^w^" "@CordeliaBabbles Yup, that's as far as I know completely where the fanon theory that she's trans originated from." @PrissyOrcGF @MaxyAmalyna heckin it better not be!!! D:< @WillowPoss this callout was uncalled for @PhyrexianThot DO IT GIRL I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get one too @MOOMANiBE That's fair! And much easier lol I feel like my weapon upgrades in FF7R are kind of a mess. I'm not sure if I should try reseting them and min-max them harder? Like I dunno if there's a wrong way to lay this out. "Well for any diehard FF fans wondering if their enjoyment of FF7R is just them being blinded by nostalgia: I've never played this game before, I'm 6 hours in, and I can't put it down. I know Remake added/changed a bunch, but I dunno, I figure my take might be worth something." Correction: It's probably bike guy @BonnieMakes There isn't an option to when posting from the PS4 :P @phoenix_7_9 Jessie's thirst is adorable and 1000% understandable @litterboxhex Cuuuuute! 💕 Presented without context #PS4share https://t.co/k8Q7gjjWtP I went with exotic! Hope it's cute! :3 Something VERY hard >.> #PS4share https://t.co/MRIV1M4vwi oh no what do i pick #PS4share https://t.co/hBT6LvLVu8 Apparently all the quests I'm enjoying in FF7R are new to the remake? I guess some might consider them filler but I barely noticed. I want to do it all lol @BugbearPancakes Yeah I imagine the swelling is all the way down. Awesome you get to pick the size of yours! Chadley character of the year 2020 @OrionPax4217 @OzmaRacc h*ck >/////< wow my cactuar summon materia dlc code has a REALLY generous expiration date https://t.co/0RuodsBnaq @TrexPushups can't wait to be able to show you and everyone else hehehe @Azure_Husky @OzmaRacc it was definitely a goal I'll admit >////< @OzmaRacc nnnghgf thamks >/////< @D1s4st3rLizbian No sadly D: @LMenacee @maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu Has Callie been playing FF7R? Thought they were playing FFXIV! You'll have to pick which cool kids to play with lol. Only one of them is multiplayer tho :P @OzmaRacc gosh you think so? >/////> @Doktah_Doktah You're welcome! 💕 Found kitties!!! #PS4share https://t.co/zAQ0F3UgR2 This game is gorgeous #PS4share https://t.co/W6a3gDVtHp ... wat #PS4share https://t.co/bT43SzlyNT What if I wanted to be nice? D:< #PS4share https://t.co/A99AUF0dea I love that the materia is shown on my sword #PS4share https://t.co/5ndq5PSfZL "Omg that's adorable, Barret #PS4share https://t.co/5NdvzGrZso https://t.co/35UrIouCKE" "@MOOMANiBE It could be more ow, but it's very ow yes x.x" @Trancister @SteampunkPenny Yup! :3 @PhyrexianThot @SteampunkPenny h*ck >////> @StebMcDreb @SteampunkPenny YOU look so cute though! :3 Here we gooooooo #PS4share https://t.co/VHrLN9QbPo FINALLY about to start FF7R!!! :3 "Since we're talking about this, if you're curious: I happen to be a woman despite also being nonbinary, but that does NOT apply to all nonbinary people." HINT: she/her pronouns do not necessarily mean the person is a woman @NewGenderWhoDis *BOUNCING INTENSIFIES* @PhyrexianThot @SteampunkPenny lol what do you mean? @NewGenderWhoDis omg omg omg omg omg!!!! *bounces* :3 @SarahSwitchy @MaxineViolet @sparkledyke @ReyThePCPlayer All this stresses me out a ton I'd like to not argue about this if possible. @SarahSwitchy @MaxineViolet @sparkledyke @ReyThePCPlayer Given that this is the first major thing she's been shitty about I'm more comfortable assuming she's having a really rough time rather than she's secretly horrible. No one else has to feel this way. @Azure_Husky My doctor never mentioned air drying but I'm doing that anyway. My big complication (that I'm calling a dehiscence because I think that's what I should call it?) hasn't healed at ALL in MONTHS so I'm trying air drying. I'd love to see pictures for comparison if you wanna DM me! "@Azure_Husky I mean, maybe that's not what it is because it's not *that* painful? But whatever it is: My doctor told me to let them know in six months if it still isn't healed (which was back in late Feb so like... September?), and I'm terrified of going to a place where sick people are >.>" but oof there's a lot of hyper granulation (I think???) on my clitoral hood my vag is mostly fine but both ends of it are taking their sweet time healing 😭 tfw you get a really solid photo of your clit and you realize it's not as small as you thought it was 😳😳😳 @TheFintauSystem @mahoushoujoIa I love you too babe 💕💕💕 @TheFintauSystem @mahoushoujoIa h*ck D:< @TheFintauSystem @mahoushoujoIa Omg congrats you two!!! 💕💕💕 @Sabriality CUTE! @cuddlestopheles oh gosh you look so cute in it!!! @peri_posts .@excogs this one has orbs AND Metroid "@nifedog Ah, gotcha" @PrissyOrcGF like a moth to a pair of massive butt cheeks~ Was hoping @PrissyOrcGF would notice this and I wouldn't need to @ her. Glad I was right hehehe "@destroyed4com4t it's okay, really" @RealSexyCyborg Omg you're the best thank you 💕💕💕 Honestly? Goals @destroyed4com4t this is so incredibly distressing for me to watch aaaaaaa This game's problems continue to be legendarily hilarious wtf "@TheCrystalStorm If hypnosis and dronification aren't your jam, that explains a lot. I'm into all that stuff because I crave that loss of control. It's an extension on my being subby. But I'm into even wilder shit like identity death too lol. No accounting for kinks, really 🤷‍♀️" "@BrieWoodFiction First off, there's a reason I censored his name. I don't want people name searching and coming to harass me. Second, take that transphobia somewhere the fuck else." "@MaxineViolet @sparkledyke @ReyThePCPlayer That's some legitimately good news, thank you" @AssembledGhost oh gosh hello 👀👀👀 @AlexisVeilled @StebMcDreb nnnggghhhh sounds like something I'd do honestly >/////< "@StebMcDreb that's EXACTLY what we need to do, babe~" "@StebMcDreb ""inflate you"" except the you is me" @elise_dangerous @anarchopupgirl Thank you 💕 "@twentyfourcara Vivian from Paper Mario is exactly as trans as Birdo is (ie, trans in the original Japanese and not officially mentioned as trans in translations)" @elise_dangerous @anarchopupgirl Thank you for unblocking Ripley but shi's continuing to have a panic attack over that screenshot still being up :/ YOU DON'T GET IT LIKE YEAH EVERY MONTH HAS BEEN AN ETERNITY SINCE LATE 2016 BUT I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A STARK REMINDER OF THE BEFORE TIMES AND IT WAS TWO MONTHS AGO this is literally impossible @lewdstarbun Nah I don't fully buy that explanation @lewdstarbun yeah but like do they not want to avoid being the next discourse like if I was friends with him and I knew about the controversy surrounding him and I wasn't a piece of shit I wouldn't trip over my own dick to publicly pal around with him just a thought "I'm doing a new thing where I try not to trash talk another trans person publicly (with very limited exceptions) so I'm not going to go into more detail if you haven't heard, sorry" "like I just don't understand the desire to die on this hill what are people weighing against ""wildly and publicly transphobic towards nonbinary people"" and coming away with ""gosh he's wonderful""" "i didn't know b*ck angel fucking cured cancer and personally saved every single trans person from a burning building or whatever, jesus" @elise_dangerous My girlfriend @RipleyStorm took the last month off of Twitter and I'm pretty sure wasn't aware of the recent horrific stuff Val said. Really need an emblem for him. There's a perfect spot on the chest and everything. I wonder if Repro Labels made anything? @Alexis_Lubbers1 @sqwrrkpon it's usually considered uncool to elbow your way into two people talking if you don't know them both this was probably the hardest part of the instructions for me as I have no idea how to do anything straightly https://t.co/Z8aytbJKA3 2 years hrt https://t.co/ZCkStpxMYg @sqwrrkpon w-wait a second--! >////> @AnaMardoll You both got this!! 💕💕💕 @mode_view You can be! @sqwrrkpon ggddghff n-no not like in a horny way 👀👀👀 @mode_view That's the gender dysphoria :/ @lvndr_labs yhggtthhd thisss sounds soo nice >////< I'm the guy with the cape. Who's that. @KinkyPrincess19 yes plz >/////< @caraesten Hey same! But I can do you one worse: I'm not really a concert girl and and I've only seen him live twice... and no other bands 🙃 @okbillybunny but! but! think of the gays you'll destroy!!! @okbillybunny You are TOO. CUTE. @OrionPax4217 I hope so too! @blaze_casual Can't wait to show you in person :3 I'm pretty sure we live next to the Misty Mountains https://t.co/KtT9oIa96J "@sqwrrkpon (seriously though adding ""or used to have"" means so fucking much thank you!!!)" @sqwrrkpon awwwwww thank u 😭💕 covid is homophobic tbh https://t.co/4KQC0loq2A @MarcyKingUltra Well now it's my most recently saved meme lol @Saucysorc @vixen_slut stalks are rising and so is the heat in here gosh~ @SweetBeans99 Isn't that always the way lol @MyNameIsGriffon @NewGenderWhoDis *taking notes* @NewGenderWhoDis Honestly? Good starter lesson. @SweetBeans99 This is seriously one of my new favorite pieces of yours omg 💕 @GenderBanana It was a convention exclusive I think? Then it was on Hasbro Pulse. I bought mine here: https://t.co/bCwoUxHXXw @gigaBiteGirl This is hardly a figurine... it's 1:1 scale! Anyway I find Spectro's job to be rather fascinating. The job of being a Decipticon propagandist sounds cool. @TheEpicDewback Do they? I've never seen such a message before. @AllieStray Oh I'm one of those! """Hey collectors who would be the first to know this already: This expensive collector's 3-pack comes with THREE robots, okay?"" ""Also this isn't a working camera""(???) https://t.co/HOGgkfwQha" @OzmaRacc maybe the big tiddies were the hormones we took along the way 🥰 @AllieStray Not familiar with that particular paraphilia? @liddytronic oh my god that is EXACTLY who's buying this I've never met an Alien collector and I'm not sure I'd want to https://t.co/17lm2nn7dI @PrissyOrcGF VERY fun funbits :3 @ayyy_vuh Like it's not a competition @Interfectorem9 @sirtalen That sounds like a peanut butter chocolate situation to me~ @ayyy_vuh wow just @ me next time @KatiKnitt Interesting! Thank you! 💕 "@KatiKnitt I love learning about the animation industry! I know what board refers to, but what's board plussing? I assume like storyboard cleanup?" @BruckeHarmony @okbillybunny There is indeed that word and this is a prime example @LuigiThirty @MenaceInc @Foone It belongs in a museum! :P @LuigiThirty @MenaceInc @Foone OMG WHAT @sillygaymiria oh gosh I'm very gay hello 😍 "@SweetBeans99 mood of the entire year, ugh" @okbillybunny it's almost like gender is kinda bullshit @okbillybunny lol I already have that dude blocked "So true. Used to be the first kind, inevitably became the second rip" @chrismcfeely I... I can't believe I never noticed you hadn't already done an episode about Prime lol Congrats on 100! @OrionPax4217 @TheEpicDewback Yeah normally we let queers visit the ranch but we've been on lockdown this year. Sucks :/ @excogs I know it was a Final Fantasy thing y'all are adorable @excogs What were y'all watching/playing just now lol https://t.co/523suw3W6K @ThatHeckinRobin @morgan_cubed Wish it FELT like getting fucked 20 times a day D:< "@OrionPax4217 @TheEpicDewback We don't really have the space right now but our goal is to build enough add ons to this place that we can house even as many as 20 more people. I'm sure you'll both hear when we're ready for more help. But if you happen to have an RV, we could have you MUCH sooner." @OrionPax4217 @TheEpicDewback Hell yeah you should! :3 @TheEpicDewback @OrionPax4217 I'd be honored to show you my Transformers collection in person 🥰 @TheEpicDewback @OrionPax4217 heh thanks >/////> @TheEpicDewback @OrionPax4217 It felt... SO good to finally nab all this. The box on the bottom is a third party set of Teletraan 1 and I am SO pumped to set up :3 @morgan_cubed @ThatHeckinRobin my my body is ready @OrionPax4217 @TheEpicDewback Here's a very small taste https://t.co/oVwwL4zqxG @OrionPax4217 @TheEpicDewback I had an aunt I never heard of pass away last year with no will so I got a bit of an inheritance I split with my extended family. Let's just say about 4 years worth of toys I missed. I'm afraid to take pictures and have people call me bourgeois lol "@TheEpicDewback @OrionPax4217 My recent pile of loot haul was legendary, it might be a hot minute lol" @PrissyOrcGF OH lol maybe we're both b!mbos >.> @OrionPax4217 I used to own Fort Max and Metroplex but I sold them. Regret that so much. Really wanna re-buy them and make a proper Cybertron display! I love figures like Ironworks making that goal even more fun! I bought Omega recently but have yet to open him >.> "@PrissyOrcGF hi yes what if we love & love hyper-sized b!mbo boobs, lips & ass and also want them ourselves?" @OrionPax4217 Fuuuuuck all my TFs are still in storage from the move but you're making me wanna unpack them so bad Miss by boy Trypticon! @TheEpicDewback No worries! @ParchmentScroll It is so far unprecedented. "@TheEpicDewback You have the *Unite Warriors* one? From Takara, not Hasbro? I don't mean the Combiner Wars one. That one was sold on its own and ended up on discount, I shouldn't have trouble finding him if I want him." "@ParchmentScroll Yeah, the third party one is trying to look like a Masterpiece figure. That's an official toyline from Hasbro for adult collectors. G1-accurate and very expensive, lol. But they've yet to do an official Astrotrain yet. https://t.co/kk4IQhPWXx" "@OrionPax4217 That's really good to know, thank you." "@ParchmentScroll No worries, few folks are as obsessed with Transformers as I am lol" @ParchmentScroll There's been two different official Astrostrains from Habsro in the last few years. Upgrading G1 figures is almost all they've been doing for at least 15 years. https://t.co/PjFoy6RPrd @ParchmentScroll Yeah that's the whole point of like... what the toyline and the third party companies chasing after are now? Like of course it does. I'm so confused by this reply. @ThatHeckinRobin like... if I had the money... might honestly be tempted 👀 "Also! I ended up with both of those multipack sets from Titans Return. Even got the TRU one! I kept Nautica but I sold a lot of those figures and I'd really like them back Except for that really big Optimus Prime? Not the G2 one, I like him, the one from the other set." "I really need to make it out to a Transformers convention one day. Where else will I be able to reasonably find a Unite Warriors Scattershot? Not Computron, I have the rest of him. My Scattershot's legs broke D:" @TheNDqueerelf @MagsVisaggs All that glitters is gay? 🤔 @Mechtavius Thanks! I'll do that then 💕 @little_lizzie22 Yup! "@MaiaFranklyn Maia, Of COURSE they did" @ThatHeckinRobin oh goddess who would've thought taking care of one's vag required so much lube x.x "I can never keep track of 3rd party companies, are Fans Toys pretty solid? Because I really like how this guy looks. https://t.co/sb4aIidz2Q" @WestCoastReaper I buy all my Figmas at https://t.co/Bex1rbMF2Q "friendship with rubbery-ass hasbro overwatch toys over, figma is my new best friend https://t.co/EXpQnnqVYX" No but seriously I cannot wait until I have space for my Overwatch figures because it's about to get *extremely* gay https://t.co/OFGQiKmkTm More unpacking and I found 3 lesbians https://t.co/x3mfHel7yc @StebMcDreb mrrrrrr as if it would only be grinding for very long~ @StebMcDreb two soft cuddly gay sluts~ @StebMcDreb wanna cuddle u @excogs Hi Alexis I'm Kat 💕💕💕 Batteries for the house's solar system not holding a charge + water pump being electric = toilets can't flush until the sun's hitting the panels = I've gotten a crash course in how to pee outside with a vulva @QueenStodge https://t.co/QR4buK6y88 @PhyrexianThot GOOD SOFT FREN :3 @laurenauramgold https://t.co/TL5W2RXsLv "@CaseyExplosion god, same x.x" @QueenStodge hey Jess did you know J-Jess did you know have you heard that were you aware that Amy and Rory waited @tunayo OMG I FORGOT ABOUT HARV @KatiKnitt She's such a fucking hero. I aspire to be even half as heroic in this life. I keep seeing pictures with a bunch of villagers all in one place doing a thing how do people set these up @QueenStodge It's funny because somewhere in the middle of the Matt Smith era the show went off the rails for me so he did kinda die in a way! :V @excogs I still have a really cute business card with her on it 💕 Now I just need to wait for our electricity to get repaired later today and hope the PS4 won't mind doing an update on tethered WiFi 🙃 "@DevourerRose Possibly. I just so often panic. Like if I get in trouble my first instinct is to delete. Is that the best decision? Not necessarily, but it's a panicked decision." Yesssss it's finally here!!! https://t.co/vZd6gxHjZu Oh and because this annoys the shit out of me when people miss this: Can you name how many times Jurassic Park opened? It was once. In 2005. It was called Jurassic World and this is explained in the film of the same name in 2015. 1993 was a tour of an unopened park. "Say what you will about the JP franchise but its themes and metanarrative are all remarkably consistent. Guess what when you make a story about, basically, how capitalism has no morals, that's prime real estate for an endless franchise." Yeah this wasn't that far fetched in 2015 either. @destroyed4com4t What kind of drugs is this person on and can I try some @Azure_Husky Realizing I'd love that thread too but would hate the harassment that would come from it. It's fucking tragic. I don't advertise the fact that I'm a bi lesbian. I have to keep that part of me (mostly) hidden. @DevourerRose Yeah that's what was so weird about the angry kind of cringe fad that got so popular. I've experienced cringe my entire life but I never then went on to make fun of or harass the person I felt was causing it. On some level I knew it was a me problem. @okbillybunny Prettyyyyyy!!! 😍😍😍 "@tainkirrahe I dunno if yet another ""I'm so sorry"" will really add much, but I am. Fucking awful how that fandom treated you. Completely understandable you're done with them 💕" @TheFintauSystem mrrrrrr you can grab them any time you want babe~ 😘💕 "@acvalens This is how I feel as well. I consent to CNC fantasies sometimes, dammit. It's impossible to explain one's kinks but that's just how I'm wired." "@TheFintauSystem god, same" @TheCatMom Oh heck congrats!!! @Nickle4aPickle Exploud is one of my favorite Pokemon of all time and I NEED one @Nickle4aPickle Have they confirmed a gen 3 wave? I mean I'm assuming they'll make one but it's only a guess on my part. @DevourerRose Oh babe I know imposter syndrome affects us all but you're so plural lol @StebMcDreb and probably like inflate or something haha @sleepykitten99 @StebMcDreb Sure! :3 @MaiaFranklyn One of them big bad beetle borgs @StebMcDreb wow we should probably make out @StebMcDreb I WANNA SMOOCH THEM holy h*ck I'm really gay @NewGenderWhoDis 👀👀👀 "@okbillybunny @ArtifexH oof, yeah :/" @okbillybunny probably both of us tbh 🤔 "@okbillybunny Goddess, same" "@okbillybunny wow, gay~" @litterboxhex hot :3 Sitting Cuties 🥰 https://t.co/BDZhPSQO2P "@NewGenderWhoDis The dental floss is to get all the dried squid out of your teeth, duh!" @GwenStarlight I want to one day get a full collection of the hardbacks because I'm obsessed lol "@NewGenderWhoDis God, mood x.x" @IsabellaFelipeO I got to meet him about a year before I transitioned and he signed that copy of American Gods for me 🥰 "Electricity is getting fixed tomorrow instead of today like we thought, so it seemed like a great day to set up my bookshelf! (I need to sit down and actually read so many of these x.x) https://t.co/e6qVlsSehA" @starsalts Oooh the ghost one for sure! @NewGenderWhoDis @TheNDqueerelf H*ck yes!!! I was dilating and Takkun needed pets 😤 https://t.co/Ns4oOmCjTX @PrissyOrcGF @isthatyourmain consider: we all make out with each other 👀 @isthatyourmain whomst among us @PrissyOrcGF @isthatyourmain hey Morgan guess what I'm doing right now @transfilmtheory LITERALLY WHY DID THEY DESIGN IS THAT WAY @ExistentialEnso RIGHT??? @AyrenTheWolf I mean it helps @TheNDqueerelf Yes please do! We're about 3 hours from Denver but we can definitely give you a ride here and back if you need it! 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus nnnnhhjgggjj @AssembledGhost Some of the hottest gosh @ArtyMaus nnnngghg I'm considering >//////> @PrissyOrcGF GODDESS SAME I MEAN AT LEAST TO START OFF WITH @ElectricClair ...I accept my ranking @PrissyOrcGF It's a good look for you~ "@ArtyMaus Oh, CONSTANTLY" ATTENTION: girls @isthatyourmain Brennaaaaaa I'm way too gay for this wtf >////< 💕💕💕 @TheNDqueerelf @NewGenderWhoDis Omg I know I've never done a video before but I really want to and I'd be SO down to making one with either or both of you! 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis YESSSSS @PersephoneHime https://t.co/TsZqJ3dm1x @PrissyOrcGF speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @Hypnothulhu Such a good girl! :3 @CallieFoxxo aaaaaaa thank uuuuuu >/////< @ElectricClair Also a mood @ElectricClair Fucking mood The ending reveal with Ryan Reynolds stays the same He just has Danny DeVito's voice "Detective Pikachu, Detective Pikachu" @PrissyOrcGF oh godddddd Morgan!!! 😍😍😍 "(Though, of those three franchises, Mario Odyssey was the closest to perfect for me. I should go back and finish that honestly)" I should watch that movie again. Been like 15 years. I remember this scene from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind FF7R is arriving today and I plan to completely lose myself in it for as long as possible @blaze_casual love you so much thank you 💕 At the pharmacy picking up my prescriptions (we'll have a mailbox to deliver them to tomorrow but there's meds I need before then). The employees at Kaiser are really friendly and welcoming as always but it's still so scary going out during this. Fighting off a panic attack 🙃 @AnaMardoll Yeah I'm at the pharmacy picking up prescriptions and fighting off a panic attack 🙃🙃🙃 @ReviewsPokemon @excogs this made me think of you @OzmaRacc aaaaaa thamk u >/////< @MoonPupper 😘😘😘 @delila_cain Yup! I've been collared 24/7 for a year and 3 months! 🥰 "@zandravandra SMB2 physics and world maps were like, the top two ""Maybe in SMM3"" wishes I kept hearing from people this is so awesome." "@caraesten Yup, literally this morning I debated how realistic it would be to never get out of bed again." @ArtyMaus hhgggh >////> @TheSecretCallie Fuck yes congrats!!! @QuestForTori why was I expecting this digimon to be in a diaper Jen tells me I look great in this top https://t.co/J3AO96eFwM @VAddamsV @okbillybunny I LIVE for that moment when the boss's pattern clicks for me. I figured out on my own I was supposed to pogo on top of Hornet's head. I felt so powerful lol @AlexisVeilled lol you're such a b!mbo~ @okbillybunny It helps that the platforming is so satisfying to me. "@Azure_Husky I FEEL THIS. Like, mine still has some healing to do but I'm pretty sure it'll be healed long before this is over :/" @MoonPupper It really is :/ "@okbillybunny It's the exact prefect kind of hard game for me. I'm usually not into hard games, but something about HK makes me want to keep trying until I get it. I've even debated trying Path of Pain but it might be beyond my skills lol" @okbillybunny One of favorite games of all time! I'm close to beating almost every part of it. I should go back soon and beat the last boss! "They are, to me, perfect games. I do love Zelda, Mario, and Pokemon, and hardware-wise Nintendo has never been better, but all of the recent entries in those franchises I wouldn't give a perfect score to personally." Undertale and Hollow Knight @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory but then maybe there was another cutie also inflating with you you know like hypothetically haha @AlexisVeilled You pee through the hole! @PrissyOrcGF Top o the bleppin morning you! >.> @ChaKatKimber @ArtyMaus That's true >/////> @ArtyMaus I'd like to be if that's okay 😭😭😭 @MoonPupper yesssss 😍😍😍 "@MoonPupper that would be wonderful, unf~ 💕💕💕" @MoonPupper gosh we really are 😍😍😍 @MoonPupper Much better ^w^ 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb Just wait until the difference is a decade+. That'll happen in the blink of an eye lol @StebMcDreb I know the drinking age is 18 over there but babe this makes you sound SO YOUNG. You're talking about a difference of 4 years at MOST :P @MoonPupper I lost a decade to dysphoria so if people wanna assume I'm 23 I won't correct them 💕 "@YeenRachel @LeafTilde Yeah I never considered a knife. I just had constant, elaborate fantasises about getting a vaginoplasty 🙃" "Same, and I'm 33 next month." "@YeenRachel @LeafTilde For me the hangup was ""knowing since you were a child"" was always framed as ""knowing you ARE a girl since you were a child."" I just WANTED to be a girl. No one told me that's basically the same thing." "@LeafTilde It's so funny because I wished I was a girl since I was 12, but I never had anyone tell me that was a kind of dysphoria." @CassieCeleste This is a great article that I'm glad ended up on my feed! Also heck you're in Colorado too and you have a Simic banner? Followed! 💕 """There’s a simple fact about gender dysphoria that I almost never see discussed: it’s an entirely different experience once you fully accept the fact that you’re trans."" Yup. As I've mentioned before, thinking I didn't have dysphoria kept me in the closet for *11 years*" @sextoyspolitics Cutie! 💕 HECK YEAH REDD IS BACK @PrissyOrcGF @NikatinePrime THIIIIS @NikatinePrime YES @IcyWitch35 Same! @TransgurlTSB Most people haven't played the 3DS version given that version sucked and didn't have sharing levels online :P The WiiU version was the popular one @transfilmtheory it's just science @Alexis_Lubbers1 I started wondering that at 12 💕 @StebMcDreb what if we both found a p balloon and we were both girls 👀👀👀 @StebMcDreb I noticed that too babe 👀👀👀 HECK YES WORLD MAPS FINALLY This... this is seriously like all of the remaining things people were wishing for holy heck @PrissyOrcGF if your tits aren't making clothes hard to wear they're clearly not big enough 😤 @lvndr_labs Heck yeah same! @Glopossum @DragonQueenRose This piece is soooooo hot omg!!! @okbillybunny https://t.co/29ZGmg0KYa "@MaxKriegerVG ""Visually track your planned strategy""???" @RipleyStorm Sorry I've been so busy. You're wonderful 💕 @KinkTodd @vexwerewolf Oh heck then that's the word then @okbillybunny Only online~? "@vexwerewolf Hexnocular sounds cool despite the word ""binocular"" not quite meaning what I assumed it did before looking it up." Stoned or just your average hypnoslut? You decide! https://t.co/GFkIIaBqnG @RipleyStorm Holy shit that's wonderful! Put my @hardcodedgame stickers on my computer! :3 https://t.co/nPJnRWyte2 @nyaakat CUTE @nyaakat I'll help you find dick and then maybe said dick could fill me next >/////< @okbillybunny noooooo I'm too gay for this 😍 @okbillybunny aaaaaaaa it's cute!!! @AylaKismet Cute! @NewGenderWhoDis I might know a girl who'd be interested >////> @NewGenderWhoDis cunt lust you say 👀 @PrissyOrcGF an inspiration to us all 😭💕 @PrissyOrcGF It IS more valuable at this point! @LxFrancis gfssghffg >/////> Two years of dating my wonderful girlfriend @norintha 💕✨ https://t.co/LY4J27IuZL I look like such a stoner today wtf [cw drugs] Happy 4:20 4/20/2020!!! 💕🌲🌳 https://t.co/LJgNB9d8w8 Love that Transformers Botbots are finally catering to littles https://t.co/qP9poHBhTR @LapineWitchGirl Eeyup. @okbillybunny No other state I'd rather live in 🥰 It's so pretty living up here https://t.co/R7Bb1eMmgV @PrissyOrcGF MUCH BETTER @JessieStarTF @PrissyOrcGF So many slots in these replies @PrissyOrcGF Only the size of beach balls? :/ @maegodhavemercy Oooooh good idea I might do that then! "@vexwerewolf Oh fuck I'm so sorry, Vex :/" @grittystitties Yes plz!!! >////< @AllieStray Hehehe whomst among us @StebMcDreb @TrexPushups Awwww happy gay ending!!! @EsserZed Right??? Lol @StebMcDreb @TrexPushups Oh! Nevermind then lol @StebMcDreb @TrexPushups Oh babe *holds* :/ @StebMcDreb @TrexPushups Ooof :/ Cis girls can be a lot lol Loving women and enbies to me doesn't fully make sense unless their gender is a reflection of mine. It's always been that way even if I didn't have words for it. @AllieStray Hehehe nice! @TrexPushups @StebMcDreb That sucks. I'm so sorry :/ @StebMcDreb I was ENGAGED to a straight girl lol @vexwerewolf Power move @FrigidElfChild THE SEX NUMBER DAY :D "Hey it turns out it's really really really hard to date girls when you're a lesbian but everyone including yourself thinks you're a guy. Like, yes you like girls, but gayly. Straight girls, bless their hearts, don't know what the hell to do with that lol." @ayyy_vuh goddess it's so nice isn't it "@vexwerewolf And this little weirdo, Would be a modestly hot girl To help me through the hard times You know the kind that are only sorta hot So they don't mess around with other guuuuuuys! YEAAAAAGH, I'm forever your giiiiirl!!!" @norintha I love you so much baby!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @TheNDqueerelf @norintha Awwwww thank you Rajel!!! 💕💕💕💕 @liddytronic @TenaciousRanch @norintha It's as of today my anniversary date with @StebMcDreb too hehehe @liddytronic @TenaciousRanch @norintha Right??? @StebMcDreb @norintha Omg I just realized we started dating on the same day... today! I'm min-maxing my anniversary days lol @vexwerewolf omg you're so right it's pretty hot @vexwerewolf IT IS SO MUCH BETTER WHY IS THAT @GenderBanana oooooh the second one!!!! Happy anniversary to my wonderful girlfriend @norintha. We've been dating for two years as of today and I couldn't imagine my life without her 💕💕💕 @Chopin_42 nnghhffhh yes plz @sillygaymiria HECKING SO PRETTY OMG @OzmaRacc wow that really is gay @HaileyAdamsXXX hnnnggjjfddd yes @ThousandsOfBees Hehehe cutie~ @ThousandsOfBees Ah gotcha lol 💕 @StebMcDreb me eitherrrrr!!!! @DesDReac hhhfghh gosh >/////> @StebMcDreb oh goddess yes 😍 We'll find a rhythm when we meet up I'm sure of it~ @StebMcDreb omg baaaaabe PLEASE~ 😍😍😍 @ThousandsOfBees Oh gosh I thought we were mutuals lol But yes that does sound lovely~ 😍 @vexwerewolf hey wait a second!!! D:< @JessieStarTF @PrissyOrcGF @the_yellowcouch @VyriaDurav Oh this looks CUTE @transgirlinSEA @norintha @maritronic9k nngghhdd that'd be nice >////< @AllieStray Buttery nipples? "@MagsVisaggs And that won't happen again for another 10,000 years" "Archimedes might be my chillest, most loving and accepting cat, but he's also my little hunter. He LIVES for catching critters. He's a VERY good boy :3" Archimedes loves these windows 💕 https://t.co/dzZOoBx56q @toygrind I don't know how I keep avoiding accounts like these without trying because I've seen people complain about them for years but I'm forced to just trust y'all lol I feel like the actual shortage is both tops and bottoms because most folks are switches. And that's valid! But it means 100% bottoms like me need help sometimes >w> @ArtyMaus hfffghgdhh 💦💦💦 @ArtyMaus nggggddhh I might need to be eased into it and Mistress needs to be consulted too but otherwise very yes >////< @HaileyAdamsXXX you're puddlfying me no fair >////< @DevourerRose PLEASE babe~ 😍😍😍😍 This is why I love molly as a good ice breaker hahaha "I think my sluttiness might give off the sense that I'd be slightly sexually aggressive in person but nothing could be further from the truth. I'm a sub who's also a clueless gay so if you don't want to do stuff or don't want to take the initiative, no sex for us, lol" @lewdstarbun h*ck >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX nngghhfj Haileeeeeey! >/////< "Like if you wanna meet up and first thing take an hour or two talking about what we both like, I am so down for that. But then, when it all starts, I NEED you to be the top~" Any time I'm with a cutie and there isn't sexy times (or as fun of sexy times as there could be) it's entirely because I'm a timid sub lol But I'm a huge slut who just needs a top to shove my around a bit This isn't about not knowing what I want! I'm just submissive dammit "I want a girl to just like, take the initiative be rough with me be a little forceful be the one who starts the kiss then pins me to a wall goddess~" @HaileyAdamsXXX omg this pandemic is KILLING me nnggggh x.x @HaileyAdamsXXX ssfgdsh yes plz >////> @HaileyAdamsXXX aaaaaaaa Hailey I'm way too gay for this >//////< @LambChopInPamps I'm a babbly good girl! @SweetBeans99 An Inkling girl from Splatoon Totodile Bowsette Megatron (any version) Ariel @OzmaRacc gosh I guess so~ 😘 @OzmaRacc that's honestly pretty hot :3 @StebMcDreb mrrrrrr that second one please 😍😍😍 "Really thought 4/20/20 was gonna be feel less about a global pandemic when we first started talking about how ""lol it's gonna be 4/20 all month!"" a few years ago :/" @PrissyOrcGF As is tradition 😤 @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost I mean not with that attitude they're not! @PoPlaysGames That's good to know! @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @StebMcDreb Babe I wanna smooch you real bad @ayyy_vuh Totally understandable 💕 @mode_view She's real. @degeneration damn that is a cute butt 👀 @OzmaRacc Fucking mood @MarcyKingUltra Holy shit congrats! @Nemus_Umbrae I haven't seen it but that should cool @Cowloe Ah. I went two hours back in time. @DevourerRose @okbillybunny Nope. Never. The worst the mobile app does for me is every six months or so I used to need to delete and reinstall it because it slowly ate up all the storage. Doesn't seem to do that any more though? Not even sure why a popular thread would make the app chug? @Cowloe How do you TT with turnips though. Like did you read my thread lol @okbillybunny I've never noticed that happening? @PKerrivan @TenaciousRanch Sadly Reese and Cyrus aren't in this one 😭 "@Cowloe I've never had 400,000 bells at any one time. I make at best 100,000 bells a day. At every 100,000 bells I get I put it into my house loan. I'm about 500,000 away from paying off the final loan. I can understand what you mean as truly end game content though I suppose." @PKerrivan My family runs @TenaciousRanch "Honestly though I'm barely sure why I'm even doing the damn stalk market. 50% profit is usually the best you can expect (no internet play is not viable for me). So that's just 50,000 bells. I can get that with fish in an hour. I don't see the point." I can't even go back and buy more unless I want to spend a week in Wrong Time Universe. It's so fucking stupid. I don't see how time traveling within a day where they don't even buy fucking turnips should be punished. For context: This was the first time I time traveled in New Horizons. And this is the first AC game where I've bothered with turnips. But as I said: The fucking alpacas wasted a goddamn hour of my life. And I forgot about the turnip thing. @Misswho76593560 @Kaelyrhn Come the fuck on @AllieStray For context: This is the first Animal Crossing game I hadn't time traveled in once. I did it all for the baby rompers https://t.co/By8rg7qunW "100,000 bells worth of spoiled turnips. Because the Able Sisters had clothes I wanted, and the fucking alpacas took a fucking hour to be put away. First and last time I'm time traveling." "If you want to help us get our new place running faster, we have a GoFundMe set up: https://t.co/fXIyWZUPsh" Really can't overstate how much having working electricity creates a feeling of safety. Right now our system can't hold a charge so it's only electricity during the day. And the water pump is electric... So yeah it's been a bit rough lol @ayyy_vuh Oh wait the rest of the video played my bad lol @ayyy_vuh Cauliflower is the most valuable spring crop so that's really smart min-maxing imo 🤷‍♀️ @3ryc4 Hell yeah congrats girl!! 💕 @Elizabe03611886 We're ALL gonna be cat ladies here (and a few cat enbies lol) We're see thinking MAYBE a few more one day hehehe @ZJemptv Good luck! You got this 💕 @OzmaRacc it's the racc way @mode_view I think you do "From left to right: Binx (4), Takkun (6), Archimedes (~1.5), Midna (1), Hobbes (~1.5)" @transfilmtheory Awwww thank you 💕💕💕 @TimonicWulfgar They're all doing fine! I'm really proud of them. They're being real troopers 💕 @mode_view It's important you never stop trying though 💕 @Phaos3 SAME Binx (on the left) almost NEVER joins the other kitties for their nightly wet food so this lineup is a rare sight! https://t.co/snLKwumAmA @WeDreamtOfLove I'd love to go to a Rocky Horror showing before I die. "All of my favorite musicals were determined before I entered high school, lol. Rocky Horror, Little Shop of Horrors, Jesus Christ Superstar..." "@Nickle4aPickle Literally everything you're telling me tells me your trans. Welcome, sibling 💕" @hearing_girl Honestly I always interpreted that song as saying the words but not really believing them. "lol literally every ""cis"" friend I had pre-transition that I'm still in contact with has come out as some flavor of trans" "@Nickle4aPickle You should really consider it! If you're experiencing dissociation like that, HRT can really help. I can't recall if we've talked very much about this before but feel free to ask me questions any time! And it's good to know your pronouns are they/them. Noted 💕" @sovietblobfish I'm sorry Colorado's flag is gorgeous @Nickle4aPickle Nonbinary people with ovaries very often take small amounts of testosterone. T doesn't mean boy. "@Nickle4aPickle Or at the very least transitioning even without HRT, but for me that disconnect was entirely hormonal in nature." @Doktah_Doktah They do! https://t.co/AVkdc2EFw2 @Nickle4aPickle Danielle... you might want to consider testosterone. @mode_view @vexwerewolf You know what I wanna say in response to that :P @Cowloe YUP only took 3 weeks for me too lol I didn't have the language to describe my dissociation though :/ "@WhaleHorned Oof :/ I ended up with gynecomastia. I didn't have any doctors offer to help with it, but I feel like if they did I definitely would've refused." "@vexwerewolf Like, being a boy was... okay? But it really seemed like girls had more fun. But I never like, consciously thought any of that. It was all deep inside. Buried." @vexwerewolf YES EXACTLY @Doktah_Doktah Love it! "For me as a young trans girl, testosterone kicking into high gear was like a very slow suffocation." And once I started HRT? Hoo boy there was PLENTY I consciously hated lol "For me my initial puberty didn't result in me hating my body, but rather slowly over years becoming less and less connected with my body. I didn't consciously feel like it wasn't the right body, but I didn't subconsciously feel like it was. And that took so long to sort out." "There's a lot of adjectives I could use to describe 3D Blast but ""haste"" isn't really one of them lol" @AllieStray @CallieFoxxo Good girls don't cum~ 😘 @Vangelus As if the final toys were noticably less horrifying @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST D:< also: they were horrifyingly huge https://t.co/OlX9p5BhcC @CallieFoxxo Thank you! ^.^ "Hard to believe this was an actual, living animal lol https://t.co/NWPDDgtmNC" Therizinosaurus was such a ridiculous dinosaur that toys of it require adorable plastic gloves https://t.co/PBbe95eTL4 @AllieStray Perfect~ 😈 THIS IS SO CUTE @okbillybunny Hehehe my first time was like 5 months on HRT It's WONDERFUL with girl hormones 💕 But this is all a subject better suited for Signal 😘 @okbillybunny Proooooobably the first time I had gay sex lol We were rolling on molly it was wonderful 🥰 @TimonicWulfgar I get this question way too much lol I'm a collector with OCD. The cuddles make them age faster. I have different stuffies for cuddling! BUT I use a ladder to get them down to dust them :P "Video game stuffie shelves are maybe 90% complete! There was thankfully too much shelf space so I might need to work on the visual balance a bit more, but I'm calling it good for now! 🥰 https://t.co/d3wegXeCi8" @SteampunkPenny It's still... not... all... my stuffies! x.x @LxFrancis @joffeorama I think I'm already at 7 though lol @SweetBeans99 Hey cutie! @LxFrancis @joffeorama Okay but I also already spent a ton on 3 packs of Amiibo cards that haven't arrived yet :P BUT I might try your way too lol @LxFrancis @joffeorama See I'm afraid of taking too long and then a random villager I don't want moving in. @Sapphire_Sappho YUP "@ABeardedQueer Heh, mood. Our system is extremely feminine 💕" @Chug_Wife RIGHT??? @ABeardedQueer Yes you do! :3 @mode_view gender can sure be a fuck :/ @TheNDqueerelf ADVANCED 👏 CHOZO 👏 TECH 👏 ALLOWED 👏 HER 👏 TO 👏 TRANSITION @TheNDqueerelf SAME "Nintendo is the Disney of game companies, so I have no doubt that this is the official explanation. But also: Who the hell cares. We get accidental scraps sometimes. Then we ignore the ""clarification"" because fuck that." @DevourerRose Omg we might need to do this 👀 "No it doesn't lol. Reese and Cyrus also called themselves partners, and also meant in the business sense too, but no one's trying to cover up that they're a couple." @EvaTheLewdRobot *hugs hugs* :/ "@MapleReam Same, babe 💕" "@TheEpicDewback Anytime, babe 💕" @TheNDqueerelf RIGHT? SO unfair @OCaelyn You too babe 😘 "@FlorenceLaReine You're cute yourself, babe~" Friendships between women just hit different 🤷‍♀️ "At first I had this worry that it sounded way too familiar/intimate, but much like with my fear of telling my friends I love them, I worked past it and I've yet to encounter any friends who dislike it (though of course lemme know if you're not cool with it and I'll respect that)." @LesserWachowski Thank you babe 💕💕💕💕 @TheNDqueerelf imagine being straight One of my favorite sources of gender euphoria is when girl friends (and girlfriends) call me babe so I try to return the favor often 🥰🥰🥰 @LittleLambJenny *offers hugs* "@litterboxhex I'm so, so glad you made it 💕" @StebMcDreb @LayTexLips THIS SOUNDS INCREDIBLY CUTE OMG @okbillybunny implying I won't be too lol I'm a lightweight I just spilled a soda and immediately had a sobbing meltdown how's everyone else's end of the world going "@MeteorsFalling Seriously. Like it seems like symptoms can vary a bit, but assuming I end up with one of the worse cases? I think I'd rather not survive." @TwippingVanilla @kerrizor as a bi lesbian I understand this on a deep level lol @okbillybunny listen I have it on good authority there might be a cutie there~ @StebMcDreb goddess my subby ass needs that so hard babe "If you're under the assumption you're a certain gender and you wish you were another: You should try transitioning and if you're interested in the changes it brings, HRT as well. There's a good chance you're trans." "Expecting eggs to have a fully fleshed out understanding of how their dysphoria is slowly killing them is fucking violence against them, full stop." My therapist actually told me wanting to be another gender is itself a form of gender dysphoria. In my opinion the way we use the term gender dysphoria is far too limiting. But even using it the way we normally do: My dysphoria was hidden until I was allowed to transition. "This is very, very true. My desire to transition was just that initially: A desire to be a woman. I had a wonderful therapist who helped me get the HRT I needed, but not enough people understand this. Had I not tried HRT I'd never have realized my latent dysphoria." @deathpigeon That doesn't surprise me at all given how the process sounds. "@ToniQueene I'm one of those ""didn't recognize my dysphoria until I experienced euphoria"" people and this is extremely true! It needs to be shouted from the rooftops!" "@OzmaRacc You're right. Hard to remember that some days, but you're right Thank you 💕💕💕" @StebMcDreb SAME I've never been hypnotized and I just want my brain wiped clean 😍 @OzmaRacc One day I'd love to go! If the world ever gets better again @ShyanneSky wow just a few weeks into quarantine and the diapers are finally consuming the diapered nature is healing "@OzmaRacc I just meant distance but like, yeah my preference would be you visiting here lol Only temptation I've ever had to go to Texas was for like, furry conventions" @mode_view @LeafTilde whomst among us "@OzmaRacc Not that you're in another country but like, you may as well be lol" "@OzmaRacc By hook or by crook we're gonna hang out and do really gay stuff together, okay? 💕" @NikatinePrime My dad was a capital L Libertarian and died in 2001. 15 years before he would've found out his oldest son was actually his second daughter. I often wonder what he'd think of me now. I'm so happy your dad turned out cool 💕💕💕 @mode_view @LeafTilde I love the part where the ghost forces the poor freshly hatched trans girl to admit she loves dick hehehe @kerrizor @TwippingVanilla I probably wouldn't either but that doesn't mean others wouldn't 💕 @LeafTilde I fully endorse this stance @LeafTilde (and said already written story is seriously one of my all time favorites 🥰) @LeafTilde I know you already wrote a very similar story but you should write this too "@TwippingVanilla I mean it makes sense, boys are hot 🤷‍♀️" @LxFrancis the biggest of moods it will never not be hilarious to me that I used to think I was straight @ayyy_vuh wow it turns out I'm extremely gay @pseudonymjones That bookshelf furniture! It's perfect! @DiscoDeerDiary The only reason I trusted it is because he blocked me first. He also blocked Mistress despite being mutuals with the ranch. But I understand why it's still troubling :/ Whatever else happens to the world I just hope I can see my friends and loved ones in other countries That still might be possible One day @StebMcDreb *pats gently and lesbianly* @vexwerewolf And the same thing happened to Bernie and I hate hell world so much hahaha I already thought I had cptsd before all this hit but I'm sure as hell developing it now I hope therapists exist post-collapse @Notactuallysmol Nini!!! ^.^ @ServantoftheFae I might wait for it on Switch. Any idea on when it comes out for that? "lol it's like every morning my brain needs to go to the dark place thinking about how fucked the world is before I find some hope again, even if that hope is foolish or misplaced right now my thinking is ""normal can't come back but something better could rise from the ashes""" @Notactuallysmol YAY YAY YAY YAY LET'S @squishfox @DiscoDeerDiary It's frankly bullshit @Notactuallysmol pretty sure we're both big babeys 🤔 @Notactuallysmol babey :P "On top of all that, I'm not convinced they'll be in a better place to help me come September. Or next year. I figure I'm on my own :/" "My issue right now is I dunno when Denver Health is gonna be able to help me again. My doctor said to let them know if it's still a problem by September. That was before covid got bad. Right now I don't want to be anywhere near sick people, plus they're probably overwhelmed." I'm gonna try to let it air dry for like at least 30 minutes a day. See if that helps. Wondering if letting my dehiscence air out regularly might help it heal faster? @ts_summers18 @LaughingLustily this angle is uhhhhhgghg 😍💦 @EWrangler Both are equally humourous 🤔 "If I die of covid, throw my corpse into the front yard of the richest person you can find." I guess that's where my hope is coming from this morning. That we got one of the more interesting end of the world scenarios. One that directly affects the wealthy who did this to us. The hardest kind of enemy to outrun. I don't think it's reasonable to assume the wealthy will realize how much they need us and spend money accordingly. If they do anything remotely like that it'll be long after it's too late. But I can't help but wonder if they yet understand how terrified they should be. "Sure, if you're wealthy you get the best doctors, you have land, food, resources... But everyone you rely on, yes even your doctors, will start to dwindle. You can only outlast this for so long, even with billions of dollars." "The one source of solace I take even in the worst of the worst case scenarios I go over in my head is, at least the wealthy won't be protected forever. More than previous end of the world what ifs, this one is the hardest to use money to save yourself against." We just... slowly die. Over years. God I hope I'm wrong. "Unlike so many other political issues this one doesn't work the way it usually does. We can't even organize against the people making it worse. We can't even vote against it in many cases, especially if the postal service is killed." "I guess that isn't where the sink is but it's definitely a hidden light source pointing up from the counter. The fact that it's hidden makes me wonder if it's supposed to be a ""natural"" light source you're not supposed to notice/think about?" "It's like, A year of terror. At least. Constant, ceaseless terror." Also why is there light coming out of the kitchen sink? The color grading in these movies is so fucking weird It's harsher than the Matrix @okbillybunny note to self: go to more bars after quarantine "Every conceivable path forward I can think of is just things getting worse. There's no version of this where things get better, let alone go back to normal Yeah we need to quarantine for months. We're not gonna make it another month before things get worse I'm sorry I'm venting" "@arthur_affect I wonder what's different now. I'm tempted to think because the enemy in this case is invisible and can't be bombed to death, some people just convince themselves it can't possibly be a real threat?" "@NikkiTheSlayer_ Easily. And this is going to be a new yearly thing. So even if we somehow got most people taking the vaccine in say, 2021, they'll have to do it in 2022, 2023... And that's not even accounting for anti-vaxxers..." This is the exact kind of crisis that requires a socialist government. And we're not getting that for years. If we're lucky. I'm not holding out hope we'll be lucky. This is going to get so much scarier I don't even know what to do with myself. "Ventilators are life-saving but also, as it turns out, fucking terrifying. And ""recovery"" can take *years* And there's people screaming that we should reopen And a vaccine is still at best a year away And Trump will probably let a corporation deal with ""giving"" out vaccines" I was already scared of covid simply because of how much hospitals are strained and worried that if I get it I'll be fucked. But reading about how bad it is even if the hospital you go to has the right stuff and a bed for you... I'm especially terrified now. "@Tyson_GB @DeoTasDevil In the Adam Ruins Everything episode about these, he illustrates what's going on with that label by flushing ""flushable"" golf balls down someone's toilet. ""Flushable"" is not a legally defined product term." @okbillybunny I really want one! @LittleLavvy saaaaame @DiscoDeerDiary I don't even remember interacting with him lol "@BoringNerdyKate And even after transitioning you can STILL be ""force femmed"" if you're still into that~" @DiscoDeerDiary he already has me blocked lol @RaeGun2k HRT must be magic or something :3 @MadameMolotov I think you're cool for what that's worth 💕 @ServantoftheFae What systems is it on? @VirologyCami Yay congrats 💕 @shnupz Well that's a mood @deathpigeon Same! "@OzmaRacc @RiotGrrrlJemma don't tempt me, unf" @TrexPushups sure! :3 "@RiotGrrrlJemma @OzmaRacc goddess, right???" "@OzmaRacc ""oh no it fell off too and so did yours~""" @RiotGrrrlJemma @OzmaRacc IT SERIOUSLY SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN "@OzmaRacc ""omg my top came off again somehow~""" @OzmaRacc omg you have the best idea yes let's!!! @TrexPushups sit on my face plz @Speed_Freak01 Oooh which bug is that I haven't seen it yet! @RiotGrrrlJemma YESSSSS https://t.co/Mihqkyoxr2 @transfilmtheory no lies detected @LewdestLeggy @Swymbiote y-yes extremely 💦 @LewdestLeggy @Swymbiote hnngddhh >/////> @AllieStray @masaki84 WAY BETTER OMG @joffeorama All the more reason I'm hoping for winners in the Amiibo packs I bought lol @Swymbiote @LewdestLeggy this might be a curse I could get into >/////< @OzmaRacc why are you like hundreds of miles away this is bullshit @RiotGrrrlJemma hhhhgh 👀💦 @joffeorama I might try that if I get a random camper I like. "@joffeorama I was told by Isabelle I need more villagers. I only get so many villagers, I don't want any more duds." @lewdstarbun aaaaaaa that's a cute picture omg @joffeorama There we go! That's what I'm waiting for then. KK can't visit until the Amiibo cards I ordered arrive lol @ServantoftheFae What? Does New Horizons actually ever give you pathways or do you have to design your own? For some reason making my own feels sloppy to me. @NewGenderWhoDis oh goddess I was there last week it SUCKS @AllieStray heck yes! @heynetters stop that "@shonfaye I was late to the party and came out two months before we elected Trump, but honestly even at that point we still had no idea how bad it was about to get 🙃" @transfilmtheory omw @RaeGun2k @chibikonatsu WELL. IT'S STILL CUTE. >/////> @RiotGrrrlJemma 😘 @AllieStray hhhhh I might need to ask for the design after I'm pierced >////> @AllieStray Yeah barbells look hotter too imo Still... rings mean I can be yanked around by them 😍 @DevourerRose Good! Wanna smooch!!! @AllieStray @Mokiawa Heck I'll get this kind then! @DevourerRose OMG BABE YOU'RE CUTE @AllieStray @Mokiawa I never even considered doing that with nipple piercings! I want them even more now omg! @RaeGun2k omg your hair! 😍😍😍 @AllieStray @Mokiawa Holy heck I need nipple piercings @Azure_Husky I cannot wait to play this omg @AllieStray @Mokiawa hot hehehe "@AllieStray @Mokiawa Awwwwww! Cuuuuute! You should DEFINITELY wear it more, cutie~" @AllieStray @Mokiawa omg omg omg it's cute!!! 😍 @AllieStray @Mokiawa omg h*ck yeah! @RiotGrrrlJemma @CartaMonir @TheGayChingy whomst among us @trgrrl good god am I glad I I pre-ordered this 👀 @ArtifexH Oh heck this looks good 😍 @Mokiawa >/////< 💦💦💦 @Mokiawa dfggggdhjgg but! but! >/////> @GirlDickEnergy 💕💕💕 help I'm covered in pussy https://t.co/v4kAwBiOTU @RiotGrrrlJemma Oooh that could work! We really gotta wait for after the pandemic but I'd be down for that! :3 @RiotGrrrlJemma We'd love too but you're 10 hours in the wrong direction >.< @lewdstarbun You can just go ahead and wrap your legs around my head I won't be going anywhere anytime soon 😍😍😍 "@ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis Yup, the babies always reveal themselves pretty quickly 😉💕" @ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis gosh it's pretty obvious you need a mommy to properly pad that cute butt of yours 💕 @Trancister Very true gosh! 💕💕💕💕 @ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis Kinda sounds like you're a baby who is way too young for big girl panties hehehe @ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis Hmmmm I'll have to baby you more to see if you're really a baby deep down then~ "@GenderBanana (No hurry! There's still a lot we need to finish at the house to have the room, plus this covid thing needs to die down a bit first x.x)" @Trancister We might've gotten pussies on the same day but you're definitely a different cutie than me~ All of our kitties minus our little loner Archimedes napping in the sun 💕 https://t.co/dgDkHXyuT6 @xXxCrystalline @MilkshakeMolly Gosh yes 😍 @GenderBanana We'd love to have you if you do! @Trancister also cute~ @deathpigeon HE'S SO CLOSE DAMMIT @itsviviactually And we'd love to have you! @Nickle4aPickle I tried to find a gif of two girls hugging but also crying and I could not but: Imagine me posting that 😭💕 Also a fair amount of queers I wanna see near San Francisco. Look it'd probably be a massive road trip. But first this pandemic needs to ease the fuck up. Look I know the end of the world is happening or whatever but if me and my family can make another queercation up to Seattle before it all falls apart that'd be really nice. "@SarahSwitchy @Devon_OnEarth I mean I assume that means like 60 years. I doubt I'll even make it to 93. But yeah, scary regardless." @Trancister Asexual sluts are valid!!! @PeachSweetAss I LOVE IT And I KNOW I'm not alone in this~ My gender is slut @Hypnothulhu no I think it makes perfect sense for a denial slut like you~ @friend2allcats @liddytronic There's an Elite Four member in the Pokemon series who uses ice Pokemon that shares her name. Otherwise she's better forgotten. @kalina_chung @DevourerRose Omg thank you so much for all this info!! 💕 "@rabb1teatsmeat I assume a married couple can more easily be accepted as refugees than a group of people in a relationship. Plus Mistress has that thing where she could immigrate to Ireland due to having recent family from there. I could marry her to get in on that, but that's not enough :/" "@Trancister It's what happens when the gross end of ""class solidarity"" rots your brain" @SillyDrizzy @WeDreamtOfLove 💕💕💕 @Gamedev_Rose @transgirlinSEA That looks delicious omg! 😍 @DevourerRose I love you too! So goddamn much 💕💕💕 @emmerynjane @LeftAtLondon Oh no but like I was hoping she would! I didn't want you to delete it :/ "Literally remember grabbing my stylus and thinking ""Okay I'll pack this in an important box."" It wasn't the box with the computer stuff. Wtf past me lol" New computer setup allows for use of my giant tablet. We just secured a generator and new batteries for the house are coming on Tuesday. Now I just need to find my stylus 🙃🙃🙃 "@emmerynjane @LeftAtLondon You're sweet, but she'll never see this @ lol" @squidlarkin yeah the world got real weird I was a boy in 1997 too! nice to meet you 💕 I really would love to have a pfp with a face mask but my hair is just not ready for that just yet lol https://t.co/2YRHVmqZ0g "Love the ""queers making bread"" cultural meme. I think I wanna get in on that." @Ultra_Swagnus @TheEpicDewback Damn that's a good mold for Grimlock! @Devon_OnEarth Didn't even know about that. Hell world sure does suck. @aliceincamera yes you sitting on my face if those are still in stock @QueenStodge You're gonna love it 💕 @FlorenceLaReine *giggles* :3 @das_kongpital Same 💕 @FlorenceLaReine oh yes plz!!! @FlorenceLaReine ssggggdffggfgj that's good >////< @FlorenceLaReine *meeps* >////> @FlorenceLaReine (diapers are coming in the mail next Friday >/////<) @FlorenceLaReine nnggsghddg not diapered right now >////> Really can't overstate how much normal is never coming back. So it's a simple case of what kind of world do you want to build? Our options are socialism or barbarism. @RiotGrrrlJemma @TheCrystalStorm Goddess I wish I had a trans girl who told me that at 18 when I already had almost all the pieces to sort it out @FlorenceLaReine ffgssghhdgh but! but! @FlorenceLaReine wait a second BIGGEST BABY? D:< @FlorenceLaReine yayayayayayay!!!!!! *claps* "@TheCrystalStorm I'm the same way. Also, trans girls into that stuff are totally valid. I used to be really not okay with it, but I've cooled down on it since then." @FlorenceLaReine YES PLZ @Jasonyboi >.> <.< *nods* >.< "@LeafTilde Yeah, I'm fluctuating back and forth between hope and despair. Despair often wins." You know I know your hope's been missing I know we both coulda almost died I know it's harder everyday to provide But it's gonna change I can feel it coming And when it's here we'll be side by side I know we'll make it out of this one alive "One silver lining is if this is all gonna collapse, no better time for revolution then, huh? Like the one hesitation with a revolution was the (entirely understandable if you ask me) complaint of ""But what if what comes next is worse?"" That's already a given if we do nothing." @BoringNerdyKate I love how hard you're going boymode and how utterly you're still failing :P @tosimew That's true. There's few states I'd rather be in. I really hope if Colorado joins one of those state pacts we join up with the bluer states rather than our immediate neighbors >.> @Chug_Wife HELL YEAH @Jasonyboi *HUFFS* I GUESS D:< @ialika_lifina @ServantoftheFae @Tricliniangry That's why we started building @TenaciousRanch a couple years ago. We knew it was probably going to get worse before it got better. @Chug_Wife Gonna hug the heck out of you when you get here Once again I'm thankful a new video game is coming in the mail next week. I need endless distractions. I don't know how else to cope. @quatoria Thank you. I hope you're right 💕 @ServantoftheFae @Tricliniangry That's the ideal for our ranch and always has been. We want to save as many queers as possible. The problem right now is the new place is even smaller than our last place so it's best if you have an RV. But if things get serious we'll make something work. "I just don't see how it gets better. Right now we're not quarantining hard enough. So whether they force a reopen or people start getting angrier, it falls apart either way. Nothing about the election in November will be okay. I'm trying not to think about it but it's hard." But yeah IF we actually need to get out of here (and honestly we're set up to stick around for the long haul) our best plan is Canada. Which if nothing else means I might finally get to see my Canadian friends. ... silver linings @Tricliniangry EXTREMELY good idea lol @Chug_Wife You're right. We're mostly safe on our ranch. It's still scary being here as this goes down. Being polyam complicates it a ton as well "My brain keeps going ""is there like another country we could flee to or something"" as if that's even viable for us or that there's another country out there doing okay" "really stressed and scared today I'll be okay, just worried about the world it's okay to be scared" @TrexPushups @l4dyb0ners I need to experience this before I die 😭 @l4dyb0ners honestly that's just an upgrade @nocturnmusings Oh same I saw her vines on Tumblr (before she transitioned I think?). But her as a musical artist I didn't hear about until I was on Twitter. "@BoringNerdyKate No, that's definitely a known thing. It sucks." @Jasonyboi nggggddhh no fair >//////< @Kaelyrhn *HUFFS* >/////> SOMEHOW people SEEM to think I'm not a big girl I know I was shocked too! D:< @jaythefawn nnnnngghg o-okay >/////> @jaythefawn but! but! Imma big girlllllll >/////< @jaythefawn HHGFFFHHHS HEY WAIT A SECOND D:< @Kaelyrhn WEH D:< @PrissyOrcGF It's no longer the case in most places that trans people are required to get sterilized but also... it kind of effectively is in some ways. @NewGenderWhoDis Even MORE evidence you're a little baby girl who probably needs to be diapered 24/7 💕 @liddytronic Oh wait you said you DO watch his videos lol my bad @liddytronic A LOT of people (including Peter it looks like) were already cooking up a narrative that he was bullied into taking the video down. No one asked him to. He realized he was in the wrong and did the hard work of owning up to that. "@liddytronic You should watch him! But yeah last week he uploaded a video making fun of the CEO of Garfield Eats (I didn't see it, but this is what I heard) and it had a lot of ableist insults. He took the video down, apologized and made a new video explaining everything." "LOL Thought Slime's recent video was, perhaps, in part, talking to people exactly like Peter and goddess that's satisfying." "I think it's more accurate to try and talk about what a content creator is doing right now and has done in the past. Declarative statements about their core character just makes things worse. Thought Slime is and has been doing a good, to the best of his ability. And that rocks." @NewGenderWhoDis Awwww goo-goo-ga to you too cutie! "I feel like with any internet personality it's unhelpful to say they're ""one of the good ones"" (and I bet TS would agree with me) but goddamn if Thought Slime isn't really putting in the work." @FlorenceLaReine ffsdgghh thamks >////< @NewGenderWhoDis A baby knows what a baby needs little one :3 @NewGenderWhoDis And why didn't you? 🤔 @bunnarchist @NewGenderWhoDis Guess that must mean you're a baby too huh little one~? "@FlorenceLaReine True! That's like, 95% of the reason I do it hehehe" @ayyy_vuh speaking truth to power on twitter dot com I'll give you 3 guesses as to where I first heard about Left at London Boomers using Twitter are so adorable. Anyway immediately after reading this I got Revolution Lover stuck in my head lol "It's so funny to me when I tease a little because I'm NOT a top, domme, or a CG, but I just know the things my baby ass wants to hear to feel all squirmy lol" "@ArtifexH @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh I didn't know you were a little one too, cutie! :3c" @NewGenderWhoDis Does someone need a diaper check? :3 @ayyy_vuh DO IT GIRL @NewGenderWhoDis AWWWWW little baby isn't sure she'll make it to the big girl's potty!! :3 @NewGenderWhoDis 👀👀👀 "@lisaquestions remove the ""a"" then" @lisaquestions oh wait four words dammit @BugbearPancakes unrelated but did you know my face makes an excellent chair? 🤔 @BugbearPancakes IT'S A GOOD BUTT 😍 "@PrissyOrcGF I get those feels too sometimes. I mean, not usually goth-flavored but like... I wish I could've had a kid." @lisaquestions possibly a robot or demon @Jack_Merlot What? @DevourerRose mrrrrrr yes plz 😍 @OzmaRacc thank u 😭💕 @mizabitha Is this like a new Medabots future because if so I think I want it @FrillyHyena gosh~ :3c @StebMcDreb babe I wanna sit on your face so bad @TinyVampBaby 2015 me would be SO EMBARRASSED that I'm a little lol And not the fun kind of embarrassed @NewGenderWhoDis oh HECK this looks like it felt good 😍 @NewGenderWhoDis OMG THE LEGENDARY VIDEO LIVES more people should be eating me out tbh @NikatinePrime hi yes where do I sign up? @CapnKarlisle It feels extremely right I really enjoy having a clit 🥰 @PeachSweetAss mrrrr sounds gay~ @LittleLavvy OOF I hope the wait feels like it goes quick :/ @CallieFoxxo @RanatokiParalax Cutie! Can I retweet? @sillygaymiria it'd be even more fun to drink @Uber_Anne Your mustard skills impress even me and I fucking love mustard @LittleLavvy Omg congrats!!! Was yours delayed or is it still mostly on schedule? @displaced_ATX 💕💕💕 I know next to nothing about FF7 I just like the wlw ships Does the Tifa/Aerith ship have a name @RealSexyCyborg @JJedrasik Omg that's so fucking cool!!! @katie_perhaps Nice to meet you! 💕 @DevourerRose Me too 💕 @okbillybunny aaaaaaa such a glowup!!! 😍 @cherubelly SUCH a nice view yes 😍 @OzmaRacc fair point @OzmaRacc are you me I need someone to 3D print styluses of these @VirologyCami Hot~ @ArtyMaus ggffsghhgffhhf >//////< @WeyrickSamantha Not creepy at all! Speaking truth to power hehehe @TheNDqueerelf 👀👀👀 "@ServantoftheFae girl, same" @StebMcDreb I mean if you really want to~ @StebMcDreb just write your name on my tiddies~ @Chug_Wife I'm so bad at deepthroating we're gonna have to practice a ton~ "@BladesQueer Aw, dammit :/" @RosePortaller It's a terrible movie cursed with a really fascinating base premise desperately looking for another cutie to try this with cookies are one of the most important food groups and people so often forget this @somekindadoll @TarynnWren @HeartAmity DO IT 💕 "But yeah even back before I was a leftist and far more of a liberal the thing that confused me about that movie was how the world was still functioning at ALL if only ""stupid people"" were left. Like there's technology & television & computers still The answer is: It's capitalism" @NotYakra YUP it's pretty gross. @TarynnWren @HeartAmity @somekindadoll THAT TOO LOVE ME SOME NIPPLE GASMS 😍 "They didn't start watering the crops with Gatorade because ""lol stupid people bred too much,"" they did it because capitalism cares more about profits than human lives." "I think about that movie a lot. Obviously it exaggerated a ton and blamed it all on ""stupid people"" but a lot of the comedic horror of that possible future came directly from corporations ruining everything." You ever think about how Idiocracy could have very easily been a criticism of capitalism without changing very much of the premise but instead swerved hard into a eugenics propaganda film? @Campfire_System @DevourerRose @HeartAmity https://t.co/qhZwT9bvXC @AssembledGhost 👀👀👀 @DozingDreamers Apparently you also have her blocked. @transgrlinexile Being stoned definitely helps me too @Trancister TRUE. HUGE SAME. No matter how long this takes it's going to be so worth it 🥰 @DozingDreamers It's a mutual of mine reflecting on the ridiculousness of fanboys acting like FF7R Tifa has A cups when in reality she's still extremely stacked. @LittleLavvy YESSSSS @LittleLavvy GOODRA GOODRA GOODRA @Trancister Really seems like a lot of girls that get this surgery end up with some complication or another. Still worth it but it kinda sucks :/ @somekindadoll Full-body instead of just localized around the crotch. Also multiple orgasms can become easier. @MaelJade_ lol same IT'S REALLY THE BEST ALSO LOTS OF OTHER TRANS GIRLS WILL PROBABLY BE DTF IT'S GREAT https://t.co/Qmco3EwirS No but seriously the only other home word I can think of is homesteading which also sounds silly. Spider-Man Homeward Bound https://t.co/fE1nViQeWZ "(And make your skin soft, give you more feminine orgasms, round out your face... it's called hormone replacement therapy you should try it)" No but seriously since a lot of cis (and seemingly cis) people don't know this: They literally have pills you can take that will make you grow boobs. @MrsStephinMerit they're easily DDs Gamers are so ridiculous Fun fact Gamers don't understand the first thing about boobs despite being obsessed with them. To fix that I highly recommend transitioning ~.^ @BladesQueer It's still sex but that doesn't mean I don't crave penetrative sex @SarahSwitchy @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami n-no thought I was good at pretending to be big >/////> @SarahSwitchy @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami I... I might be a little girl >.> @MaiaFranklyn okay that's true @SarahSwitchy @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami gggfddfhhdsfgg!!! >/////< @Anarcha_ @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami D:< D:< D:< my life as a bottom is either a comedy or a tragedy given I've never been into anal and even after getting bottom surgery due to a complication I still have to wait to be fucked oh and the global pandemic that hit right after I got a vagina that too @Tricliniangry @VirologyCami SUCH bullies so unfair~ @transfilmtheory a hard dicking if they're still in stock @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry *HUFFS* D:< @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry GGDDDDGGHGGFFH I HAPPEN TO BE A BIG GIRL THANK YOU @Tricliniangry what fantasy world is the one where adults get paid to be adults I wanna live there @StebMcDreb Oompa loompa doopity domments Who can really say what happened to the comments? @MyMoreOriginal Yeah but I played KH1 which had loads of them :P UNLESS Kingdom Hearts counts as an FF game in which case I have finished one (1) Final Fantasy game as of about a year ago. I've never finished and barely ever played another FF game so this'll be fun. @TGarveyP @Lythero Because 8 would've been ridiculous Excited for FF7R to get delivered so I can lose myself in another game and avoid thinking about all the anxiety and depression I have right now. @AngryNerdBird Look it's not hard Feminine people: Hot Dicks: EXTREMELY hot It's a peanut butter chocolate situation "I've cycled through loving every single turtle minus Raph throughout my life. Picked Mikey this time because I was feeling nostalgic. He was my favorite when I was like, 4. Anyway those percentages being so close is really cool." Oh this is legitimately really cool https://t.co/6Pz41U07jM @XylariaVG Wait when was the yellow part announced B E A N S https://t.co/EaqUxIgZXx @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhi 😍 Isabelle you're literally at your job 24/7 I hear the internet loves cats and tits https://t.co/DMXVgDoTlF @MilkshakeMolly @TrexPushups god same @TwippingVanilla I could definitely stand to so more exercising >.> @PrissyOrcGF the more difficult it is to get around the more b!mbo power you accumulate!!! @PrissyOrcGF goddess I should hope so! @PrissyOrcGF H*CK YES GIRL "@MeteorsFalling Pretty much! It's great, isn't it? 🥰" @viragoergosum Enjoy~ 😘 @PrissyOrcGF @TallGirlRoxy transition goals tbh @okbillybunny very much cute!!! 😍 @SweetBeans99 That slime friend is a good. "@MaiaFranklyn *to the left, rather my brain can't directions" @AlexisVeilled that's a cute butt 😍 @MaiaFranklyn Brain need not numbers. Numbers are already written. Brain only need to move implied dot to right. "@MaiaFranklyn Finding ten percent for any number is super easy, just move the decimal point over. It's why the metric system is so easy. And then for 20% just double it. Like I get that you spaced on a really easy number but it works here too :P" @AlexisVeilled hahaha that'd be so funny unless? that's what the animal crossing is for #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/7xwBy9D5yA "@lucashoal One of my favorite prehistoric synapsids, but by definition not anyone's favorite dinosaur :P" @NikkiTheSlayer_ I'm gonna build a personal stego display too but only from parts Blathers already has lol I love how up to date this reconstruction is! Completed one of my favorite dinosaurs! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5xWzpVmqIT @TarynnWren https://t.co/M9Ge6z2UUf "@Mokiawa Oh, weeks ago. There's so many things I still wanted to do and I might never be able to now. It's hard accepting that. Some days I hope it gets better." @TheCrystalStorm I got very lucky with my ability to orgasm. But a lot of other results from this surgery I feel less than lucky about 😭 Just gonna hold out until September when they said to wait until if my complication hasn't cleared up. Then they won't be able to shut me up lol @TheCrystalStorm That helps to hear. I think like one girl told me they might've started 4 months in and of course that's all my brain's been thinking about since then lol I still have a ways to go before I should worry I think @memmek2k @thelizardwoman This is all very new to me but it's definitely helpful thank you @transgirlinSEA Will do! 😘 @Valkyara @FreyjaErlings Pandemic mood is dreaming about having giant tits 🤷‍♀️ @TrexPushups Fuck yeah girl! @nightshade_sys Feel free to DM me! :3 @TrexPushups You look SO much better babe @quatoria .@OzmaRacc confirm/deny? @memmek2k Oh I'm not at all afraid to gain weight lol But yeah I need to start doing squats for sure. Never done then before >.> @nightshade_sys I mean that makes sense. Can't tell if you're saying you'd be cool with sharing privately. If not that's cool! I appreciate the support regardless 💕💕💕 @nightshade_sys OMG GOALS Have you shared any pics of your results? 😍 "@OzmaRacc Any time I hear someone try to argue some vegetarian foods aren't healthy I'm just like ""french fries."" Like this was never a big secret come on." @sidhra Okay that helps to hear. Thank you 💕 @PrissyOrcGF gggfffhhhhfddssgh 😍💦💦💦 @RaeGun2k @lisaquestions Would you be willing to go into more detail in DMs? Question for trans girls who noticed their bodies changed even more after losing their balls: How long do I need to wait for that it's been four months 😭😭😭 @RaeGun2k @lisaquestions Oh gosh it is kinda humbling to know my complication might take another year x.x But honestly? Same. I'd do it all over again even if I knew this complication was gonna happen. @lisaquestions mood @vexwerewolf Everyone has their hard limits! Even if they don't come up often lol My friends know me so well 😭💕 @PrissyOrcGF nooooooooo!!! (yes) 😭💕 @TrexPushups YES SAME "I know I literally posted my ass to main last night and I know it looks great but this is all about proportions. My shoulders, possibly the only ""manly"" thing testosterone gave me, need a LOT of thickness down below to be balanced out, get it? Thighs, ass, hips, I'll take it all" @RaeGun2k Fucking mood x.x @lvndr_labs @EvaTheLewdRobot that sounds so mean! w-why do I want that done to me? >.> "@PrissyOrcGF But, but! Think of the gays you'll destroy with that kind of power!!!" "Oh Sonic, I understand the desire to pass but you don't need to pass to be trans! https://t.co/9e4J3ktzjq" Not gonna die before I experience F cups goddammit @TrexPushups I mean I'm thick too. You're not much thicker than me. I'm talking to the unbelievably bottom heavy girls. "Assuming the world doesn't end I'm pretty sure I wanna get breast implants. Hell the instability of the world only makes me want them more. Never know when my last chance to get them will be, you know?" @AyrenTheWolf (how do I do squats) bottom heavy trans girls: tell me your secrets 😭 @AyrenTheWolf RIGHT??? @OzmaRacc I have this thought a lot lol "@JenApparently I was old enough to drink and old enough to decide I didn't need to see every Star Wars ""movie"" in theaters lol" @OzmaRacc Thank you 💕💕💕 BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE NOT CONTAGIOUS I HATE HELL WORLD SO FUCKING MUCH @ConfusedSwitch isn't it the best? 🥰 "@ConfusedSwitch Well, since you asked so nicely~ 😘" @AngryNerdBird Nah they're comfy af :3 "@Trancister For me, I have a lot of favorites (more than six!) but I often say Feraligatr because it's my favorite starter, and the games sort of encourage you to have the biggest connection with your starter 💕" @eevee @infinitebadness lol you being a Coloradan is a big reason I follow you! We're also now in Westcliffe which is the closest to Colorado Springs I've ever lived. When we're more settled and this pandemic has passed you should visit the ranch! :3 "@ThatsSoTrinda Nine months for me. Didn't start HRT until June 2017, so it's only really been 3 years of feeling myself." @Vangelus they grow up so fast 😭 @vidthekid @WuffFluff It looks kinda fake to me too but I still couldn't stop laughing @AdequateEmily The curtain being in the exact same position makes this glowup especially trippy @litterboxhex HOLY SHIT CONGRATS GIRL @PrissyOrcGF For the Horde! 😤 @J_D_LO_56 Gosh I've never seen that one @RiotGrrrlJemma 👀👀👀 "@MaxyAmalyna goddess, goals" There are VERY few Beanie Babies made after like 2008 that I'm interested in omg I love her @WuffFluff I can't stop laughing at this omg @okbillybunny cuuuuute 😍 @J_D_LO_56 Yup!!! 🥰 @J_D_LO_56 Honestly transitioning very often feels like a TG smut story lol @3ryc4 gosh what a glowup 😍 @maegodhavemercy Right??? I was assuming it'd be like a 4x2 piece of furniture lol @RaeGun2k Bigger boobs maybe but WAY less hot 💕 "@ArtifexH I think they're still in the Blizzard shop, but yeah I should get them soon" @ArtifexH I am! But I haven't played in so long :/ @ArtifexH I own all this except the headphones and I definitely plan to get those too lol @futanarchy dgghddfgssffggh b-bully >////< @libraryguy09 100% true facts Mona-Lisa Saperstein is far and away my favorite Parks & Rec character @EmilySooty69 I've wanted one for so long I can't wait 😭 @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaa it's really good >/////< @TwippingVanilla That was my experience too. I'm infinitely grateful our former hosts were so kind 💕 @JaxSovereign Ooooh my favorite suggestion yet! Nice and easy I love it "@mxcodediva @EmilySooty69 The piercing shop I got my stretchings at said 3 weeks. The longer you wait, the looser they'll be. For my ears 3 weeks was BARELY enough but I was in a hurry to get to size 00 lol" @EmilySooty69 Yeah I really wanted to get a septum piercing until the pandemic hit :/ @mxcodediva That works! 🥰 @MaiaFranklyn My favorite thing in the absolute universe is when my special interest goes aaaaaaall the way up its own ass with weird canon lol @MaiaFranklyn I like the 13 Primes https://t.co/oc5LEQL0os @SpaceMonkey_X Yeah for my glass ones I'd let them soak in isopropyl alcohol for a bit then wipe them off with a microfiber cloth. Alcohol is safe on silicone? @EmilySooty69 Not really! I got them professionally stretched every step of the way. The money adds up but I appreciated knowing I was in good hands 💕 "Bunch of new gauges! I've only ever used glass ones before, anyone know the best way to clean silicone? https://t.co/FpSCvbK7ih" Where are all these pictures from what seems to be the inside of an Animal Crossing player's guide coming from? The futurepress one I pre-ordered isn't out yet grumble grumble @APrivateRobin YUP "Oh heck by the way, this doesn't mean I dislike having people ask about my vaginoplasty or my healing from it! I promise you the odds are you're not being even a little bit creepy by asking me. This was a specific thing with a specific person, okay? 💕" @APrivateRobin You're right 💕 I blocked them and am moving past it. Not sure why it bothered me so much. @NewGenderWhoDis oh hey you too? @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/vX2XCqo5oh "@Chug_Wife Slow going. The dehiscence really isn't healing on its own :/ I'll contact my doctor around September like they told me to. Maybe I'll need a revision surgery, but the hard part is over at least 💕 And hell, clit orgasms are still a thing!" @lucypaw Yeah I ended up blocking them. Thank you 💕 "Anyway I blocked them. I'm over it. Thank you for reminding me of what I already knew deep down, everyone 💕" "Some fun added context: They asked for an update on my healing on a tweet that was, at that point, a month old." @Esper_Lily Thank you 💕 @MaiaFranklyn Awwww I love you Maia you're the best 💕 "@lucypaw True, they're certainly free to block me, but given how obsessed with my genitals and how clearly into me they were, I think this was more about lashing out than setting boundaries" @sextoyspolitics RIGHT??? That's exactly where my mind went @Chug_Wife Nah I just blocked them. They're one of those trans accounts that's just constantly horny and retweeting porn. Not missing much by cutting them out of my life. "Now I'm in this position of ""I should block them back since they make me uncomfortable"" but what annoys me is the conversation with them that sparked all this was literally just me calmly setting boundaries? And if I block now they'll just think they were right to think I was mad" Why the fuck do I feel bad? Why did I delete all my replies and apologize to them? They kinda never not made me uncomfortable I dunno what to do "Okay someone who was really really really interested in and impatient over my vag healing once again asked when I'd be fully healed on my AD and I told them I'm impatient too but to please stop asking and they said I was mean, blocked me on my main and now I feel bad fuck" @babystarabdl @tinyterrorposs Cuuuuute! @NewGenderWhoDis @ClaireNotHere omw "@DaveyNolsey @CaseyExplosion and heck, I bought it too" @DaveyNolsey @CaseyExplosion slow and steady sells the video games @ThatsSoTrinda no idea lol @NewGenderWhoDis @ClaireNotHere what if we're not goth asking for a friend @FlorenceLaReine whomst among us @DevourerRose mrrrrrr I'll have to make sure I have a strap when you visit hehehe "@AnaMardoll Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be," @DevourerRose babe I cannot wait to suck your girldick~ @TheEpicDewback mmmmm please do with it as you please~ LOL it's so tight that the tag inside was outlined at first before I ripped it out~ https://t.co/9GA4vrjVNQ @Kamenspider Please do! ^.^ @PeachSweetAss yes plz~ @Chopin_42 YESSSSS >.> <.< hey remember those leggings I mentioned I ordered recently https://t.co/UGEm464uRG @transfilmtheory CUTE @HaileyAdamsXXX If all else fails: Lesbos @outliersgeorg even more important than TP 😤 Was able to nab 3 packs but it's a pre-order and I dunno when they're coming out? Omg I got in on this and then they sold out that feels NICE @Chopin_42 more like I need cuties to use my mouth for release~ "@DinosaurDracula Historic finds like these are why I follow you, Matt. Thank you." I'm pretty sure this is illegal I am a very horny woman and my tits are going un-groped @StebMcDreb wanna smooch you ALL over~ @Hrafnaisland collars are intently hot~ @trgrrl Feeling's mutual 💕 @BugbearPancakes oh it is~ @bi_venpool Never!!! >:D @StebMcDreb why can't we smooch it's so unfair @StebMcDreb YESSSSS oh it's horny day? grope me plz~ https://t.co/VOsoYW82cg @StebMcDreb BAAAAAAABE 😍 I mean I'm definitely feeling it Wish we were settled enough for me to take some sexy pictures @acvalens cute ass gosh! wait is it really horny day @AnaMardoll FUCK YEAH CONGRATS @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF omg Alexis let's be hyper inflated b!mbo sluts together!!! @MagsVisaggs Pretty sure I already had it I'm just afraid to say it without a diagnosis I love Cookie so much #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/LV54K9h2LZ @iamsamsilver I'll think about what I want to say then submit something. Thank you for sharing 💕 @IsabellaFelipeO It's basically exactly the same! :V (seriously though thank fuck it's not exactly the same I hated that think so much) @ArmlessKittyfox (oh it absolutely was lol) "@iamsamsilver I might submit something, but honestly it's been so long since I've read her books I'm not sure my answers will be very detailed" both Takkun and Binx are laying on top of me help https://t.co/esbC7uCQCf I really hope he doesn't mind that I turned his dick into a vag 😬 @Hbomberguy origin story of a legend @ValerieSummersX *mouth DAMMIT @OzmaRacc oh god no @TwippingVanilla fddfgfdfgg true but I was specifically thinking about oral >/////< @Kaelyrhn I suppose so. I guess none of us really want to see him again either >.> "@Kaelyrhn lol fair but like, we haven't found him whoever he was, he's gone" "Honestly as far as my memories and sense of self are concerned, I'm clearly the succubus that possessed some dude's body about 4 years ago" transition goals @OzmaRacc ozma I'm dying @Claugustus1 It's one of my favorite games of all time 💕 @IcyWitch35 @ServantoftheFae 👀👀👀 can I see @LittleLavvy gosh smother me tbh @NewGenderWhoDis Nooooooooo!!! @LittleLavvy I'm going to need to shove my face closer to get a better view @bi_venpool Believe me I am NOT hooking up right now lol that's the problem x.x what oral fixation IT'S THE PERFECT FOOD OKAY "@WillowPoss @DariusLiadon Willow," GODDESS my hunger for dick is reaching unprecedented levels "@ValerieSummersX I know you said you needed a hand, but would you accept a month~? :3" @QueenStodge GET HYPE @CarcinLoring I haven't stopped in Denver in a while but are y'all alright wtf "@MOOMANiBE lol I was just today talking with my girlfriend Jen about how little of the franchise I've played ""So I'll play FF7R when that arrives, I have FF9 on Switch, and it's a real shame there's no FF8. Weird."" (I've played exactly one hour of FF8 lol)" @joffeorama He exists. Got a show with Kenan and everything :V the estrogen ruins my ability to math :V "3 & 2/3, rather Can't math, too b!mbo" @maxcapacity_ THIS DESCRIPTION MAKES ME BLUSH SO HARD HECK @maxcapacity_ *blush blush blush* >/////> @TrexPushups we were SO BAD at being men lol @maxcapacity_ I had all the pieces to know I was trans back in 2005 when I was 18 RIP @maxcapacity_ I was in denial for 11 years lol BUT virtually no one on here knew me before I did. I had like less than 50 followers before I came out lol @ThouArtGwen 2016 sure was a year to come out wasn't it "@DevourerRose more cushion for the pushin, babe~" Late August this year it'll be 4 years of knowing who I was. Can't believe I ever thought I was a guy wtf "It's not really a point at which most folks take note, but it occurs to me I came out as trans 3 & 3/4 years ago. Time really flies wow" @KeysisPieces Yes I helped Kickstart it and I own a physical copy on Switch lol. It didn't quite grab me the way I was hoping. My desire for a good successor to BK remains unfulfilled. @TheCrystalStorm it really does 🥰 @grittystitties I'd like that quite a bit >/////< @grittystitties ggdddhhh r-really? >/////< @MaelJade_ Yeah I probably need to do more butt-related exercises I need to be comprised of a LOT of soft squishy girl flesh it is my destiny "I'm already pretty thicc but like, I deserve to be thiccer dammit" @PrissyOrcGF your best yet frankly I wanna be thiccer @PersephoneHime He's my least soft kitty lol Kinda rough and very very very slightly oily @DozingDreamers @sqwrrkpon ggfffhhhfgh thank uuuu >////> @PrissyOrcGF @BruckeHarmony @londonqsnow DO IT LIVE THE HYPER DREAM @MOOMANiBE My first console was an N64 despite being plenty old enough to have owned a SNES. So I didn't have an opinion on Square. They completely passed me by 🤷‍♀️ @sqwrrkpon @DozingDreamers ffsgghddf I guess I am a little girl >////< @RiotGrrrlJemma Neat! I never played it before and only ever watched one play through that I barely understood so it's new to me regardless 🥰 "@BruckeHarmony @londonqsnow @PrissyOrcGF Yes, per implant and we're talking about one in each boob and one in each butt cheek :P" (I was a Nintendo kid growing up who absolutely would've played FF7 if Nintendo embraced discs earlier) "I legitimately teared up reading that. I think I'm gonna try to avoid ""spoilers"" (lol 22 year old game) from now on. I'm convinced." @Trancister LITERALLY IT WAS HIDING BELOW THE THUMBNAIL CROP WTF @Trancister FUCK GOOD POINT @sqwrrkpon @DozingDreamers ghhggghgggh yesssss >//////< Cannot wait to play this game when it arrives in the mail 🥰 I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING https://t.co/GuLAXNCa14 @SportIsARight GOOD CUTE FLOOFS @londonqsnow @PrissyOrcGF worth it 😤 @sqwrrkpon @DozingDreamers gfdffhfdh but! but! "@PrissyOrcGF gonna have to find a moment to um, enjoy it later lol" @PrissyOrcGF OMG I AM SO LEGIT EXCITED @TheCrystalStorm hahaha I'm pretty sure all guys feel this way right lol 👀👀👀 More pics because he was being real good for the camera hehehe https://t.co/xgbqOMDcx4 @PaigeAfterDark Archimedes might be the most chill kitty I've ever raised hehehe 🥰 @TransgurlTSB Same! Apparently the Vikings were the first humans to breed orange tabbies so I sometimes call him my Viking kitty 💕 I never would've thought I'd fall so completely in love with a tabby before I met this goofball in a cage at a pet store. My whiskery boy Archimedes 💕💕💕 https://t.co/8BwZMmYYOM @DozingDreamers @PrissyOrcGF fucking travesty we're not all huge inflated masses of tit and ass flesh D:< @MOOMANiBE I'm in this tweet and I don't like it @PrissyOrcGF look hyper is just The Best Fetish everyone knows it "@OzmaRacc Omg I had this toy as a kid. Hand-me-down from my older sister, but still" @PrissyOrcGF GODDESS SAME @The_Beebles Exactly. @SecretGamerGrrl @ZJemptv Yeah in the book the blue ones were just disembodied voices in like a big outdoor structure as I recall. A lot of that book doesn't translate well to film. The Nothing is supposed to look like... nothing. Like where you're looking you've become blind. @SweetBeans99 Sounds like they're jealous of your incredible glowup @SecretGamerGrrl @ZJemptv sphinx-presenting nipple "Conker's Bad Fur day wasn't good, y'all just have a boner for 90's Rare (which I totally understand, but still)" also lol @ calling Conker a franchise @SecretGamerGrrl @ZJemptv Could've sworn those were the Southern Oracles 1. Banjo-Kazooie 2. Banjo-Kazooie 3. Banjo-Kazooie 4. Banjo-Kazooie 5. Banjo-Kazooie @TheNDqueerelf EXACTLY 🥰 rather disappointed by how small this oarfish model is lol #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/L2w7wubkL0 fdssddghjhgfggbvss thamks @DozingDreamers #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TESIS7fIS6 @ZJemptv There's a sickening number of people who AREN'T afraid to go outside. And in some cases reopening will force the people who are afraid to either go outside or lose their jobs. No one else gets to (seemingly) be one gender and then watch themselves become another. It's so fucking magical. Being trans is so exciting and weird and wonderful 🥰 @infinitebadness Did my swipe typing seriously spell Coloradan that way -_- @BoringNerdyKate basically the premise for a cheesy porno @infinitebadness And a fellow Coloradoan! Nice! @infinitebadness Oh hey you seem cool! @Doc_Wolverine sounds really fun hehehe @Doc_Wolverine dammit I'm terrible at backrubs but I'm great at the other thing D:< @CallieFoxxo Probably! Like before I really truly didn't like the color pink but now it looks more appealing it's weird lol @MagsVisaggs I don't have a better solution either. Just sucks all around. @Chug_Wife aaaaaaaa why @rorapierce @Chug_Wife Not having headmates? In THIS economy??? @SweetBeans99 how was that even you omg 💕 @Chug_Wife Hell yeah! I'm here for whatever you need 💕💕💕 @MagsVisaggs That's the one potential part of these pacts I dislike the most. Borders never help. @Chug_Wife I seriously cannot fucking wait 🥰 Lemme know when things start moving forward! I'd love to help you move in or whatever! "@Chug_Wife That's fair :/ Took me a solid several seconds to realize what you meant by ""Rado"" you absolute tourist :P" @Chug_Wife Is there another therapist you can see where you're living now? Or at least when the covid thing is over... @PersephoneHime hhhhgghh 💦 @PersephoneHime ggsssffgghh r-really? >/////> @Tricliniangry @excogs This. It's way healthier. *nervously stares at my follower count* x.x @Uber_Anne THEY'RE SO GOOD And might I say yours is especially cute~ @ikksnay Serious answer: Mermaid @ikksnay Werepup @Chug_Wife They already are and it's been determined that's an appropriative term. Headmates are weird though it can be hard to determine if they came down within or without. @apunkdog Heck you're so welcome!!! 💕💕💕 @CallieFoxxo Kinda? Certainly seems that way sometimes. Could also just be me being more accepting of my feminine side 💕 @PersephoneHime mrrrrrr heck yes~ @ArtyMaus @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde gffffdsshhhj sounds gay >/////< @RanatokiParalax Hey cutie~ @upandoutcomic Holy heck congrats! @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @ArtyMaus @LeafTilde this depraved slut wants to drink piss hehehe @LewdestLeggy @ArtyMaus @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde mrrrrr~ :3c "@LewdestLeggy @ArtyMaus @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde omg you'll have to fight me for it, slut~" @StebMcDreb babe ur hot @ArtyMaus @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde godddddd yes I have and I really need to choke on it!!!! >/////< @ArtyMaus @SixArmedSweater @LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde There's a cutie who needs to be used and dommed hard it's adorable! @VondranArt 👀👀👀💦 @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus force femme you of course! silly slut~ @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus more fun for you if it's unfair though~ @RanatokiParalax I can and I will~ 😘 and have cuties sit on my face been having a lot of gay thoughts @RanatokiParalax Hey cutie~ @isthatyourmain @vixen_slut Some of the best art does that 💕 wanna be filled with girldick @Chug_Wife @DysphoriaQueen 👀👀👀 @Chug_Wife Fuck yeah you did 😍 @DysphoriaQueen @Chug_Wife RIGHT???? @Chug_Wife Seriously HRT did wonders for you girl @NewGenderWhoDis Hormone stuff can be so unpredictable :/ @Chug_Wife You look so much better now omg @deathpigeon HEY D:< @NewGenderWhoDis TRANS 👏 GIRLS 👏 DESERVE 👏 HOT 👏 ROPES 👏 OF 👏 JIZZ AND 👏 I 👏 DESERVE 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏 MY 👏 FACE @NewGenderWhoDis rooting for your jizz ropes girl @deathpigeon you're a kid now? Seriously though tightening up his design while rounding out his eyes and stuff? He keeps getting better and better imo talk about a glowup @isthatyourmain @vixen_slut This is so fucking good holy shit @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus mrrrrrr sounds like someone wants the ultimate force femming treatment~ @mode_view It's a Halloween costume! :3 @transfilmtheory Willing to kiss them to make them feel better~ 😘 @transfilmtheory Atrophy pains! I used to get those. Having balls kinda sucks lol @NewGenderWhoDis I WILL have to dust them regularly however and I can hug them then 💕 @mode_view I love gator Pokemon in general but I've yet to see a Krookodile stuffie I like 😭😭😭 @okbillybunny SUCH a homophobic pandemic D:< D:< D:< @NewGenderWhoDis I'm a collector with OCD and a polyam person sharing a king bed with two other people. No room on the bed and no desire to unnecessarily age the soft fabric of these perfect beings. I have Tabitha T-rex for cuddling anyway 💕 "@okbillybunny Yeah good point Ugh, this pandemic is interfering with me meeting so many cuties D:<" @okbillybunny EXTREMELY CUTE 😍 @okbillybunny We need to finish moving in which is gonna be a process but otherwise we'd love to have you! @The_Beebles OMG I LOVE THEM @Flailmorpho_ @LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus sounds nice~ :3 "@Chug_Wife brain can't work, girls too hot" @DozingDreamers gosh that sounds hot let's do it @Uber_Anne plz hurry @LeafTilde ggfghh meannnnnn but also yes please >/////< @LeafTilde hggfffgfgghd LEEEEEAAAAF~ *whines* >/////< @GirlDickEnergy very true holy gosh 😍😍😍😍 @LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus 👀👀👀👀👀👀 just use me please @SixArmedSweater @LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus fssghgsdghgs true >////< craving rough sex tbh @SixArmedSweater @LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus I was also a grower not a shower lol Now I'm just a pussy tho :V @SixArmedSweater @LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus oh thank goddess @okbillybunny omg you should visit the ranch sometime gosh 👀 @okbillybunny and cute gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF yes plz 😍 "@LewdestLeggy @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus You like it, tiny dick~" @ConceptuallyHot You should! :3 @blaze_casual I HAVE SO MANY MORE LOL @SixArmedSweater @LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus also noted hehehe @StebMcDreb omg baaaaaaabe 😍 Not the final setup for all these friends but I'm tired and it looks good for now lol https://t.co/SInz6EHTqJ "@LewdestLeggy @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus Hehehe HRT might do that! But until then... you top, right? >.>" @joelax9 Yep. @Nickle4aPickle Will do! 💕💕💕 My favorite Yoshi color before transitioning vs my favorite Yoshi color after transitioning https://t.co/tuuRrzv1Ez @Kaelyrhn yes. goddammit https://t.co/5Z3giFQa0j @trgrrl https://t.co/uaJe3IRTXq @StebMcDreb sweetie I'm pretty sure that's called warm @maxcapacity_ oh my god how the ever loving fuck did I not notice that @Lumen42283867 @vexwerewolf I'm so sorry 💕 @Lumen42283867 @vexwerewolf That's called being genderfluid and it's totally valid 💕 @PrissyOrcGF im im b!mbo @SweetBeans99 love you tons 💕 @SweetBeans99 Hell yes that's awesome Mal! 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf I'm so fucking lucky I got to be your friend 💕💕💕 @MoonPupper YESSSSS LET'S 😍 @MoonPupper Glad I helped cutie 💕 @MoonPupper Did I crack your egg with that tweet too? I honestly lose track of how many eggs I hatched with it lol @TheNDqueerelf Rajel let's be brainless sluts together~ This classic tweet of mine is making the rounds again. Two different people have pointed out the thread is filled with people whose eggshells were cracking when they read this originally and are now fully out as trans. I'm so glad I was able to help so many people with this 🥰 @LxFrancis It's so magical! @charliekilian Oh gosh you're right! I'm so glad I was able to help as many people as I did 💕 "@WillowPoss The fog analogy is what I use too. And yeah after a certain point, the transition updates feel a bit silly and unnecessary. That in and of itself is a big part of transitioning: When it finally becomes... just life 💕" @Chug_Wife Glad I missed all of that then. Unfollowing because I need to be nowhere near that holy shit "@DevourerRose Like this is a benefit everywhere else. Sit down and shut up, my bros." "@DevourerRose Even if we take them at their word there and assume there's literally no way they can possibly use sexual attractiveness to sell their streaming: That's life, my dude. Women get sexualized constantly, men are seen as ""default"" and therefore not as interesting." @QueenStodge Hell his tech could've also helped the Action Masters and kick-started the Beast Era @Chug_Wife dare I ask who you're talking about @Hypnothulhu SO SMOOCHABLE GOSH 😍😍😍 "@Calliethulhu So pretty I can never stop yearning, honestly 💕💕💕" @LeafTilde @ArtyMaus @LewdestLeggy TRUTH "@ArtyMaus @LeafTilde @LewdestLeggy big ones are valid too, I'm just picturing a cute sub with an even cuter dicklet :3" @LeafTilde @LewdestLeggy when the cute little girldick squirts: 😍😍😍 @DevourerRose I bet they'd also approve of a man who gets all the streaming money and approves of everything the woman wears. They fear female agency. @DevourerRose They can't stand the idea that a woman might be making money off of being attractive. They only like pretend women who aren't people to be sexy. @TheCrystalStorm oh heck that looks nice 😍 @ThatsSoTrinda 8 or 9? Something like that @ABeardedQueer RIGHT??? @LeafTilde @leafwork whomst among us @Chug_Wife you joke but I 100% believe this was the ulterior motive @AlexisVeilled jjhhhgv omg I'm blushing too hard @RiotGrrrlJemma 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @RiotGrrrlJemma 😳🥰😘 @AlexisVeilled hhnhbbgggbbb p-plz do this oh god @Shadaofallthing It's Twin Tail Creations actually! @NewGenderWhoDis CANNOT WAIT TO GET THIS INSIDE ME TO HAVE NO IDEA @RiotGrrrlJemma Hey guess what Jemma you're still cute and I still wanna smooch you :3 You being naked would honestly just make the smooching hotter hehehe @AlexisVeilled hahaha that'd be so hot I mean funny what @DevourerRose awwwww >/////< @StebMcDreb ME TOO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN CAN FUCK OFF @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀 @AlexisVeilled babe I wanna suck those so badly do this to me plz Accidentally found another headmate a couple nights ago and we really didn't need more but here we are @LeafTilde WHOLESOME "@LeafTilde The premise alone is uh, yes please" @LeafTilde 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @Mokiawa I'm kinda feeling that way too tonight :/ *offers hugs* @Chug_Wife yeah I can see it @Demi_theynd https://t.co/hXe0OZFBaP @Mokiawa Honestly my brain often brings the horniest moods when I'm depressed so I get it lol @Mokiawa I feel this tweet so hard living with roommates lol @AnaMardoll It's true I am very extremely online I don't stream but it's so infuriatingly unfair I'm pretty fucking mad at the new Twitch rules but I don't have the emotional energy to even really deal with it so I'm just trying not to think about it. @merzb0w Omg I'd definitely buy a pair of these 😍 when Bowsette gets GRS @Jasonyboi 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @Jasonyboi yes thank youuuuuu 😭😭😭💕 @Jasonyboi truuuuue >.> @Jasonyboi hgfffhhfhj I miiiiiiiight have some crinkly things arriving in the mail soon >.> @Hbomberguy rookie mistake @AnaMardoll Ana... we've known for years "@DevourerRose It's the weirdness of queer time. I'm glad you're finally able to start your transition again, love 💕" @DevourerRose mrrrrrr gonna have to give you an in-person show sometime~ There will absolutely be pictures at some point I promise Hell I bought these mainly to take sexy pics of my ass lol I got hot pink leggings in the mail that make my butt look INCREDIBLE @PrissyOrcGF GONNA BUY THAT MANYVIDS VERSION JUST SAYING @PrissyOrcGF OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YESSSSS Onlyfans or Manyvids? :D @PrissyOrcGF ALIEN KITTY @PrissyOrcGF goes without saying @MapleReam @littlecatmouse goshhhhhh 😍 @Chug_Wife uggghhhh haven't had my computer hooked up in forever and haven't been to sad panda for just as long I'm dying @JenInRGB You can get one here! https://t.co/PihvzmFByA @IcyWitch35 Are cute 💕💕💕 @ADirtyTrans mrrrrrr yesssss~ @CylHighblossom Omg awesome! @vexwerewolf LOL nice :3 "@Bussycat13 It's Twin Tail Creations, actually! But I also have a Bad Dragon dildo too lol" @CylHighblossom https://t.co/9MULfGxU4O THE DILDO THAT WAS ALMOST LOST IN THE MAIL AND THEN WASN'T YAY https://t.co/mnjycyCOUQ @Chug_Wife CUTE THO "But yeah my local post office uhhhhh not sure how to put this lightly. Took three people, over a month, and well past me giving up to find this package. This is a town of like 500 people. Yeah lol" @NikatinePrime Omg that's wonderful! Congrats!! 💕 Literally could've had this thing over a month ago lol Glad I have it now though! We're setting up our mailbox today and so another package bounced back to be held at the post office. Went to go get that one and I got the dildo I thought was lost! Happy day 🥰 THE DILDO I ORDERED THAT I THOUGHT WAS LOST IN THE MAIL WAS SOMEHOW AT THE POST OFFICE THIS WHOLE TIME I'M SO HAPPY How does Label work in Animal Crossing? How do I prepare? "@ZJemptv I think I did the math right there. Wait if the Deadpool movies count that's at least 11. Oh wait nope, I missed one that's 12 I think" @ZJemptv I mean there's like 9 X-Men movies @ButtGoblin666 omg that looks so gooooood 😍😍😍 @tf_fic @LunaFoxxe same gosh @Calliethulhu SAME @QuestForTori It's too much to take in all at once. The fact that so many things I wanted to do will be in 2021 at best... @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS 😍😍😍 @kajikia_ oooooh we're gonna have fun next time we hang out @LunaFoxxe VERY cute gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF Thinking hard though too @Chug_Wife sleep well cutie! @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaaaaaa I'm so happy for you Morgan!!!! "@CaseyExplosion Hell, same! I haven't played one of these before but I've been meaning to. Hard to beat $10!" @PrissyOrcGF Yay boob growth! :3 @IcyWitch35 @PrissyOrcGF Same lol @Tricliniangry ur tiny baby @LewdestLeggy godddd that sounds fun! I'd love to help~ :3c @LewdestLeggy @AzazelAfterDark lol most of our system are all subs @toygrind we'll get classic long hair Thew yet! "@BonzoixofMN Oh I see what you're asking. I dunno, maybe! The original FF7 eventually made it to PC iirc" @BonzoixofMN It is. @TrexPushups I mean I don't mind hehehe @TrexPushups Yeah hookups are enough. Guy dick hits different I hear hehehe @warcabbitMWM @HouseOfGunn True! @TrexPushups whomst among us "@HouseOfGunn Hell Mr. Freeze period. Before the animated series he was a goofy 60's Batman. Yes it was a better origin story, but for a character no one cared about. Arguably the animated series created the Mr. Freeze we all love." @sarahXelizvbeth That's what I figured and that's adorable lol 💕 "It's very queer though! That's a much better word that encompasses basically any possible combination here. Except cishets feel weird about using the word queer 🙃 Yet another reason the conversation should just be ""Queer is reclaimed. End of story.""" So hopefully that's not what going on here. I suspect it's just Clayface staying in a feminine form most of the time and mostly dating men. And that's cool and awesome but not gay. "Not having seen the show yet I should also add: It's entirely possible the text of the show make it explicit that Clayface is a cis gay man, and that would be fine under most circumstances, but if he's using his powers to trick cishet men into sleeping with him... Y I K E S" @HouseOfGunn It's always possible! Once upon a time Harley Quinn exclusively existed in the Bruce Timm universe! @liddytronic Huge same lol @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost Dagwood toast Seriously though I am 1000% into the idea of making Clayface DC's Mystique wherein gender and sexuality are fuzzy things that hardly matter. @PrissyOrcGF transhumanism but it's just a bunch of b!mbos (where do I sign up? 👀) "Clayface is genderfluid in the most literal sense, and also likely bi/pan." @TheFintauSystem Ghost! :3 "that's not how sexuality works you weird comic book nerds ""A major Batman villain is trans,"" perhaps." @PrissyOrcGF Your b!mbo energies are so high it's going straight to your tits like it's supposed to~ @PrissyOrcGF evidence suggests you're probably a b!mbo 🤔🤓 @PrissyOrcGF worth it! plus it means more b!mbo-y typos~ :3 @displaced_ATX You look cute in them! 💕 @TheCrystalStorm store bought is REALLY fine imo 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF probably get blushy and flustered and then even more blushy when she notices >////< @ArtifexH Oh yeah that makes sense. Thank you for sharing though! 💕 @BonzoixofMN What? I'm gay and I wanna be shoved around and used~ @Chug_Wife @hayleyglyphs California's cooler anyway Hope you get there safe! @ThouArtGwen 💕💕💕💕 @ThouArtGwen Oh yeah that's not so bad. @LambChopInPamps I mean I figure I'll be healed before the pandemic is over so whenever we meet up you can just go to town cutie~ 😘 @ThouArtGwen very true "@ThouArtGwen Depending on how far away you are we might be able to come get you, okay?" @ThouArtGwen Are you me lol https://t.co/tKZcUUXrKO @ArtifexH omg can I have one >w> "@LambChopInPamps Some of my stitches came undone so the entrance to my vag is like, red and sore. Oral might sting for me and possibly not taste great for the person going down on me(???). Technically I'm cleared for sex though." @Jasonyboi Right??? @nyaakat but u!!!! "@LambChopInPamps Were it not for my specific complication, oral is fine as of like a month ago" @ExistentialEnso Just ordered a copy tonight myself lol @suchnerve FUCK YEAH CONGRATS GIRL @CasualShadowJR RIGHT??? @slaymoxieslay oh gosh 😍😍😍 @RainyDemonKing awwwwww cute!!! @LittleLavvy no lies detected @ThouArtGwen I have another immunocompromised friend and I worry about her a ton. Hope you're able to stay safe :/ @FrigidElfChild oh god yes that's the best @ThouArtGwen Yes but it's slowed down a lot because of the pandemic 😭😭😭 @ButchPrincessG goddess it sure is 😍 @ThouArtGwen to boldly go where no slut has gone before got force femmed SO fast y'all "okay if my normal horny levels are say, a 7, feeling like a 9 rn >/////<" @LapineWitchGirl being full d-does sound nice *bites lip* Four years ago I was convinced I was a man. I had a beard and everything! Now I don't even have a dick lmao @LapineWitchGirl n-not like I stood m-much of a chance >////< lol I used to think I was a guy "@LewdestLeggy orgasming as a ""guy"" is not my favorite thing lol" "@LewdestLeggy god, mood" "@LewdestLeggy Gosh I'd love to hear, perv~ 😘" @ArtifexH Excite!!!!!! 😍 @futanarchy why do you think I want so many??? @caraesten MOOD did I drunk buy the deluxe edition based on seeing that tweet alone? yes. I was already gonna buy this but now I'm gonna buy this like right now @PrissyOrcGF @NikatinePrime @lonelytiefling @LockTheRaven LET'S DO IT @LewdestLeggy It can be two things! :3c @NewGenderWhoDis hhghhhffh Emma I'm too gay for this 😍 @LapineWitchGirl sooooo mean but I want it >//////< @mslilyleroux @viragoergosum H*ck yes!!! @FoxyChewToy Hell yeah that'd rock! @ArtifexH OMG I LOVE IT EVEN MORE I COULD PUT MY WEED IN THERE @EvaTheLewdRobot Nope! Whole lotta things that aren't allowed have been happening in this country though @ServantoftheFae Feel like the biggest reason it can't happen is rules in place that we've long-since established no one cares about anymore "If California, Washington, and Oregon are leaving the US can Colorado do it too please? I'd be down with joining the other 3 but even if we're just our own thing that's cool too." @ArtifexH OMG I LOVE THIS??? NO I DON'T HAVE ONE HOW BIG IS IT @Notactuallysmol @Anarcha_ OMG I GOT THAT SET RECENTLY TOO CONGRATS!!! "@Notactuallysmol @Anarcha_ no, it's target :V" @AnaMardoll *hugs hugs hugs!!* @ViddiesVibe Oh gosh this was so good 😍😍😍 @nyaakat cuuuuuuuuute!!! 💕💕💕 @PeachSweetAss no you!!! 💕💕💕 look I love that emote okay Thank you so much @PeachSweetAss!!! <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Yn6VW7ztP0 @LittleLavvy n-no >////> @tiptransformed @little_lizzie22 RIGHT???? @PeachSweetAss @stormy_prime Added! DM me when you're ready and I'll make a dodo code for you 💕 @AnaMardoll I think you know what it means and I'm really happy for you 💕 @AnaMardoll Of course not! I don't think anyone else will hate you either 💕 @TheGayChingy As a fellow gay slut I think you're really awesome 💕 @PrissyOrcGF omg I just realized how b!mborific some of my typos were up there lol >////< She can barely pose riding the scooter but as far as I'm concerned this is a figure I've been waiting for well over a decade for plus bonus 1/12th scooter lol https://t.co/p7d673waXg Love the juxtaposition between these two wave mates lol https://t.co/MfLvFPKA2V @PrissyOrcGF 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF (also you're really cool land I consider if you a friend!) @PrissyOrcGF Relationships can be weird for me too. I'm bad at keeping in touch even with folks I consider friends. @joffeorama Oooooh thank you! @Chopin_42 Done! Thank you 💕 oh h*ck which one do I pick #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/dRUrclgt8X Gonna give this a try <3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/w8TwewuoSA @stormy_prime Okay! Feel free to DM me!!! @PeachSweetAss @stormy_prime OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU ORDER ME ONE???? @stormy_prime Oooooh I want it!!! @DozingDreamers What's it take to get terraforming? I assume KK Slider visiting? @MapleReam ooooooh h*ck Maple 😍😍😍 The dress doesn't come in pink so which looks like a better way to incorporate pink do you think? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/CjUQ919vNf @Narlewdia Thanks! "@Narlewdia Do you know how to like, set clothing sets?" @toygrind Iron Factory there looking a little LEGO-y @DozingDreamers DM me! I LITERALLY BOUGHT EVERY COLOR GODDESS I love being a girl 🥰 @TheNDqueerelf mrrrrrr I happen to be a dragon sometimes~ 😘 OMG??????????? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ZrE9o9BFCt @AssembledGhost hi~ 😘 SYNTHETICS TOO I ALMOST FORGOT https://t.co/leqrgEqqB3 @TheNDqueerelf listen he's CLEARLY sexier we're all thinking it @Anarcha_ yes. "my sexuality is girls, enbies and dragons" @little_lizzie22 It's VERY hot true~ @little_lizzie22 you and be both "welp, looks like I need Spyro for PC 👀" "Don't get me wrong, I'll take this over ANY proper sitcom with canned laughter but it's just interesting seeing the evolution of that fad. The Office I almost believe could've been a reality show (minus the ridiculous events it portrays). Parks and Rec? I don't buy it lol" "I love how in Parks and Rec the ""reality show"" style was just What You Did back then but it's been pushed so far to the side that it's really only being used for its ease of storytelling with ""interviews"" and funny shots of characters reacting by looking at the camera." @RiotGrrrlJemma Okay I DEFINITELY know what we're doing if we ever meet uuuuuup :3 @RiotGrrrlJemma !!!!! 😍😍😍 @RiotGrrrlJemma unrelated but did you know I wanna smooch you @RiotGrrrlJemma Jemma this is a SERIOUS glowup gosh 😍 "Thank you for this sight in my email inbox, @Doc_Wolverine lol https://t.co/dhLn5k7QtN" "@MaiaFranklyn Eh, they're not on BBTS so I can't just pre-order and forget it. You win this round" @MaiaFranklyn okay but like I still kinda want them teenage mutant ninja Brawns where are these being sold 👀 "In-universe presumably Drift is like, a bit too much into Mercedes. Spends hours buffing that symbol/shield thing." There are small parts I love about the former Bayverse. And waaaaay more parts I cannot fucking stand lol """Yes Slide or whenever is a heroic Robobot, but more importantly he's a Mercedes and we think this needs to be reflected in his design.""" "This was 1000% executives at Mercedes going ""How much would it cost for our symbol to replace the Autotron thing or whatever?""" @ARCTIC_ST0RM Same lol Considering this figure solely for the baby Dinobots. Because I sure as hell don't have an interest in Drift from the heroic(?) Mercedesbot faction https://t.co/GURIJVFwb5 @Flea I had laser for a year and it helped a bit but my facial hair does this obnoxious thing where it starts off blonde than gets darker as it grows out so I'll need electrolysis to kill it all 🙃🙃🙃 hahaha no @MaiaFranklyn BUT MAIA THIS WAS A BOY'S TOYLINE FOR BOYS I'M PRETTY SURE THE MAKERS OF HE-MAN AND BARBIE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING @PrissyOrcGF Now is time for rest omg! @PrissyOrcGF I mean... that makes sense in hindsight lol. "Remember back when the show was new and Mattel had the license and refused to make any girl characters and the articulation was shit and we thought ""One day... one day we'll get better figures."" Anyway today's not that day. Let's try again in 2035." @PrissyOrcGF It was exciting to watch :3 @PrissyOrcGF Mmmmmm so often I feel so fucking good right after an e shot :3 "@ExistentialEnso I was 10 and didn't own a Playstation, but I still feel like this is me lol" @AlexisVeilled You got a hot bubble butt babe~ @AlexisVeilled saaaaaaame >.> @AlexisVeilled Omg I never even thought about this get out of my head Like I had an opinion on basically every known kink at like 17 lol @ConfusedEgirl @LookForSerenity I admit that was after the part where I started skimming from overwhelming embarrassment and now it's even worse thank you @AlexisVeilled fffggggg thamks >/////< "@MrsStephinMerit @DevourerRose There's a system we really admire that has a diagnosis and they've never once acted like we're invalid but we feel that way around them, you know? >.>" @MrsStephinMerit @DevourerRose We're afraid of bringing this to a therapist for that exact reason. And then we start feeling guilty as if we're not treating this seriously/taking care of ourselves 🙃 @AlexisVeilled see the PROBLEM here is this sounds so mean but I want it so badly all the same >////< @LookForSerenity https://t.co/fLovdWskgL @xXxCrystalline Goodnight 😍😍😍 @AlexisVeilled nnggfghhdd but the teasing will drive me wild >//////< @AngryNerdBird I see everyone's DMs but I have to make choices about who I have time to respond to and now I feel really guilty @AlexisVeilled hhnbgnnnnnn BAAAAAABE 😍😍😍😍 @MrsStephinMerit @DevourerRose There could certainly stand to be better representation out there though of course "@MrsStephinMerit @DevourerRose I mean not for me, no. Been years since I've watched Fight Club though. The Narrator (wow that's really the character's name? huh) isn't portrayed as a villain, even after the big reveal. Some systems have headmates that are that toxic. It happens sometimes." "@AlexisVeilled You're not appropriating anything, love. I promise. BUT you also don't need to call yourself plural if you don't want to!" @suchnerve Omg congrats!! @AngryNerdBird @cinnabus gosh mood~ it me 😍 "@MrsStephinMerit @DevourerRose Feels like the former, though the latter might be more likely" @LeafTilde Thirsty flower~ @StebMcDreb hmmmmm I wonder who that could be~ 😘 @LittleLavvy *HUFFS* D:< @StebMcDreb yeah you are~ @LittleLavvy why am I not surprised 🤔 @DevourerRose Could be. Then again every time we find another headmate it's been while firmly in meatspace lol @DevourerRose That's a good point. Honestly there's an element of performance even with my Twitter account. "@tiptransformed @IcyWitch35 There's good and bad elements. If you wish you were though... I mean a lot of eggs wish they were trans, you know?" "@tiptransformed @IcyWitch35 That was me for a while before... there started to be a lot more of us, heh" @a_alice_nsfw RIGHT??? @DozingDreamers lol it's hard enough with just one in our system how on earth do y'all manage :P "Are ALL transfemmes autistic, plural, and littles? No, of course not, don't be silly. There's just a lot of overlap there and it's Interesting to me." I just now saw Nat/Left at London's announcement about this and once again had the thought that wow this happens to a lot of us. "This was a meme, not an invitation to let me know you aren't plural :P" "*tries to make a list of trans people she knows that aren't plural, fails*" "@LeftAtLondon You're definitely among friends, Nat! So many trans friends of mine are also systems. Can be a scary thing but I think in the trans community at least there's a lot of acceptance. I'm so glad you were able to discover this about yourself 💕💕💕" @RanatokiParalax @Colezze Progesterone is a hormone you can take in addition to estrogen that can increase development in fat redistribution and libido. @LittleLambJenny hhhhhhhhgghhhgg th-thank youuuuu >/////< @Jasonyboi @SixArmedSweater That's fair. @LittleLambJenny jjhfffhsssgg o-okay >.> @sqwrrkpon (cell signal is gonna be choppy for a hot minute so my replies will be delayed) @LittleLambJenny heck D:< "@Jasonyboi @SixArmedSweater I don't think that's bad to say that at all. Makes sense to me. If you've experienced that, that's valid." "@RanatokiParalax VERY true. Doesn't happen to everyone, but it happens to a lot of us :3" @sqwrrkpon nngghhg yes let's 😍😍😍💦 @sqwrrkpon hhhdddhhhhddh 💦💦💦💦 @sqwrrkpon hgfffhhgddh I thought getting a pussy would make chastity less fun but you're showing me otherwise >/////< @sqwrrkpon (my clitty is rock hard this is so unfair~) @sqwrrkpon hhggghhffjjff!!!!! >//////< @sqwrrkpon gghhgfdhfdgg m-maybe? >/////< @sqwrrkpon ooggggfgghhh FUCK that's unfair~ >////< @JaxSovereign Makes sense! Thankfully I'm getting both kinds lol @NewGenderWhoDis as a taint lover I feel so catered to @sqwrrkpon gfffhhddshh yes let's!!! @PirateCaptMage I'll definitely be sharing pictures! :3 @sqwrrkpon Trans girls make the best sissies imo~ @PirateCaptMage I'll keep that in mind thank you! @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/usO4BJ5ErS @emmerynjane @NewGenderWhoDis OH lol Several of them are rings instead of plugs too! I figure if I'm gonna have gauged piercings I should show it off :3 @NewGenderWhoDis @emmerynjane I don't even get the joke lol "I'm thinking some metal ones that screw together will probably be a lot more secure, but I'm trying silicone too. Also just having more of a selection of 00 size gauges is smarter for when I do actually lose one." Realized that I should really have a more secure option for my wear all day/night gauges rather than the glass plugs + rubber band combo I got now so I ordered some new gauges in various materials that I'm excited to try ^w^ "@Notactuallysmol @NewGenderWhoDis ""New Gender Who Dis""" "@emmerynjane @NewGenderWhoDis Well there's a reason most sex workers don't use their real name, you know?" @NewGenderWhoDis just say you're a YouTuber lol @litterboxhex WE REALLY ARE @Flea Fucking mood @maegodhavemercy Oh lol gotcha @georges852 @rachael_engel My surgeon is also local (-ish). They did say if my issues are still there by September to let them know. Maybe discussion of revision can take place then. That makes me feel better. "@vexwerewolf My stance is a somewhat semantic one. If we call it ""male privilege"", that just needlessly compares our experience to cis men and that's not accurate. We had something that was a lot like male privilege, but I personally don't like calling it that because it's not merely that." @vexwerewolf I'm personally totally cool with transfemmes saying they personally on an individual level feel they had male privilege. Just like I think it's fine if a transfemme says she used to be a guy. The main issue I have is trying to apply it everyone. @blaze_casual Same! @sqwrrkpon YESSSSS SAME "@georges852 @rachael_engel Was your surgery just one stage? Can you just go to your surgeon and say ""Hey could I get an extra surgery to spruce it up a bit?"" Figured mine was too late for that, you know?" @blaze_casual Seriously considering getting one just in case lol Didn't really think I'd be running into this issue as often as I have recently but it's real weird/frustrating I can't pee outside anymore lol @musicmerc @EmilyGorcenski TRUTH Seriously one of my favorite albums of all time. @EmilyGorcenski The Beatles are awesome. I still find it weird that that's somehow a hot take now. @renegade_roo @Doc_Wolverine I dunno I saw an animated movie once where the Easter Bunny was a kangaroo I'm pretty sure 🤔 @maegodhavemercy 3 minute period? You throw bait and one fish appears. Did I miss something? @rachael_engel Yeah it was just one surgery for me and I'm kinda wishing I had the option to do a two stage one. The results look a lot better but I'm trying to tell myself that I can't be sure of that until I'm fully healed. @sqwrrkpon hgfdfhhfdgg yesssss @maegodhavemercy Ten fish in a row? What do you mean? "@rachael_engel My surgery was December 2nd so it's been over 4 months. Still have a dehiscence near my vag opening that needs to heal up and I feel like that's gonna be at least a couple more months, but yeah it's SO worth it 🥰" @blaze_casual @KompaktCat @EriBoden @Brie_Fox U CUTE @sqwrrkpon SAME @maegodhavemercy Oh lol I never even tried that! Good to know for next year @TwippingVanilla Hehehe same :3 @BladesQueer oh no that sucks!! D:< I will say the fishing tourney timed contest was kinda bullshit with eggs in the mix. But that was really it. It was one day. Yes even before the drop rate was nerfed it was fine "Hot take but Bunny Day was fun. Y'all know you can sell excess eggs, right?" @TheFintauSystem gonna snuggle you lots when we finally see each other! @TheFintauSystem YES PLZ @EriBoden @blaze_casual @Brie_Fox Thirded! @lucashoal YESSSSS LET'S 😍😍😍 @QuestForTori Success! 😍💕 @lucashoal I mean that's my story! And that's hot too! @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF ghgddghhvd >/////> @Nickle4aPickle @twentyfourcara AWESOME "@Uber_Anne I've always been chubby too, but I'm finally slowly starting to curve out a bit in ways that I can see and feel and it's so good 😍" @isthatyourmain IT'S SO GOOD 😭💕 the twink to curvy goddess pipeline is real and so important okay but when HRT really thickens up a trans girls? *chef's kiss* I might be gay for girls but I'm double gay for trans girls @litterboxhex honestly whenever you send me a selfie it destroys me 😍 @PrissyOrcGF @NotZackforWork Nailed it! 😍 @StebMcDreb two horny pregnant gay sluts sounds like the hottest thing ever tbh 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb omg Alexis let's both get pregnant 😍😍😍 "@OzmaRacc just smash cut to our moaning, panting, sweaty selves in the breeding stocks 😍" @OzmaRacc Ozma let's get pregnant @ArinaArtemis__ gosh probably >/////< @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF bullying in the fun way~ and I'm not being cute it really was a coincidence unless the spirit of easter is doing this to me (gosh don't stop) "@o0Paprika0o Faster in some ways, slower in others, but I just gotta focus on the faster parts 🥰" "what a hilarious coincidence I'm having a really heavy ""need to be pregnant"" mood on easter lol" @tf_fic godddddd I need to be pregnant @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF hits different when it's bullying @tf_fic ggffdffgfddfgggggddd plz "@tf_fic Maybe, but I'm so much more into being the mom 😍" @tf_fic hhgghhddghhh and it gets bigger every tiiiiiime 😍😍😍 @blaze_casual I really hope so thank you! 😭💕 @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF HEY D:< @tf_fic hi can I have the first one please please please @PrissyOrcGF THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING @squidlarkin YUP I figured lol @litterboxhex awwwww h*ck thank you! 💕 @MoonPupper Hehehe 💕💕💕 @SweetBeans99 @EvaTheLewdRobot I'm so called out by this. It was a world where special goo turned you into whatever you were just touching! Think of the possibilities! 😍 @EvaTheLewdRobot EXACTLY "Just sometimes need to remind myself that I'm still in a really good place, even if there's still might be a lot more work to do." "Even if it takes a year or more for my vag to fully heal, even if I end up needing a revision surgery, I made it here, and here is REALLY nice. The hard part is over. I fucking conquered that shit." @mode_view Any time! 💕 @TheEpicDewback Yup! Same internal team at Nintendo that created Animal Crossing also created Splatoon. Check out the very end of the fossil exhibit for a very Splatoon-esque in-universe evolutionary history! @PrissyOrcGF goddess your lips are so hot 😍😍😍 "@mode_view I have no idea lol. Mine is tiny and rather hidden. I'd have to find a place to lay down, grab my phone spread my vag with my hand and snap a picture and I dunno if the growth would even be visible lol" "@MaiaFranklyn I love the character, I love the unified colors, but no shade of green could've saved that ugly combo. I still want to own her (and the Takara one some day I hope), but I've never liked the Christmas colors they picked for her lol" For a while post-surgery they were almost painful. An erection when not all the nerves are awake as it turns out is really uncomfortable! But now I think most or at least a lot of nerves around there are awake and I feel more connected to the experience. And it feels so right 🥰 "@LyonStipsen @newEmma_Lynn @tend_sweet @caraesten If you're not going to respond to what I've already said on this, please untag me." @Doc_Wolverine thank u @HouseOfGunn 😎😎😎 "Starting to get a much better handle on what clit erections feel like and gosh I can't overstate how amazing it feels to have an erection not be the kind of awfulness that a hard girldick felt like. Just nice and small, no shaft... it's wonderful 🥰" @squidlarkin Have you ever read that short story about The Thing from the Thing's perspective? It's been years from what I remember I think you'd like it. @mode_view Neat! Definitely a race I'd grind for :3 @mode_view New allied race potentially? "@PrissyOrcGF More than any of my friends your selfies give off such strong ""do I want her or do I want to be her"" transbian vibes gosh 💕💕💕" @EvaTheLewdRobot Pretty much! "@EvaTheLewdRobot I mean, if individual trans men want to say they have male privilege, imo it's not up to anyone else to tell them they don't. But trans men overall? It's a concept that isn't really applicable as readily as it is with cis men." "Thought of another way to word this: I might be agender, but don't you dare say I'm not female." @GwenStarlight hhggggghghghhgggggghhh 💦💦💦💦 @GenderBanana 😘😘😘 oh look this is relevant again https://t.co/L0hSNoU3bP "@LyonStipsen @caraesten If it's not identical to men, calling it male privilege only serves to misgender us and give a convenient way for transphobes to abuse us." @destroyed4com4t I didn't know that but that doesn't surprise me in the sightest 💕 @GenderBanana Good how are you cutie 💕 And just in case anyone is curious: Only Mistress is allowed to call me Kitten 💕 @TheEpicDewback Nah. A not so great ex called me that. And before you ask: Only Mistress is allowed to call me Kitten I go by Kat exclusively irl. I've gone by Kat longer than I've gone by Kathryn lol "I'm Kathryn, but you can call me Kat. Yep, even if I don't know you. It's cool 💕" @PrissyOrcGF EXCITE @PrissyOrcGF wholesome plz do this to me 😭💕 @Kaelyrhn His biggest thing in the more modern internet is probably Potter Puppet Pals if you remember that @Selnyam Oh same lol "imagine being heavily, heavily pregnant with countless eggs, then breathlessly laying half a dozen only to see your belly has expanded even more rather than shrunk 😍😍😍" @tf_fic sorry I missed all this :/ @Ryleigh1248 I'm an Old that doesn't immediately think of more recent examples but yeah there are certainly plenty. Hopefully goes without saying I adore Neil but yeah had he been trans or some other flavor of queer it might've gone differently because cishets are just that terrible. He got a fucking article written about him at 14 https://t.co/dBlpBKmnzA "Gotta love how Neil Cicierega, the guy who's single handedly made so much of early internet culture as we know it, was like 13 years old when we started making music and content, but when a trans teen does it she's instantly put under scrutiny. Transphobia is wild." "My favorite iteration is the original watercolors. As a kid playing video games in the 90's I was used to seeing the promotional art as the ""more official"" representation of a character so those watercolors are burned into my memory 💕" @VirologyCami I know I'm confused too officially Too Horny today @Gendervoid_Punk hhggffgghh yessssss @quatoria hhffffjjdd it all sounds good aaaaaa 😍😍😍 @DevourerRose jhhfffgghhhdd BAAAAABE 😍😍😍 @IcyWitch35 RIGHT??????????? @PrissyOrcGF oh this is perfect "If we're mutuals/friends and we ever meet up and fuck you have a free standing invitation to remind me often how much you're totally impregnating me while fucking me. Like, you don't even need to ask, it'll melt my brain I promise." it me im easter bunny laying infinite eggs from my easter cunny @HaileyAdamsXXX godddddd yes @LapineWitchGirl hhgghgggh oh gosh this one is unfairly hot how dare >////< ALL 👏 TRANS 👏 GIRLS 👏 WHO 👏 WANT 👏 IT 👏 DESERVE 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 IMPREGNATED 👏 "@arthur_affect Yep, I was surprised (though not THAT surprised) to hear she was criticizing from the right. I had assumed she was doing it from the ""left""" @OzmaRacc All trans girls who want it deserve to be pregnant dammit 😤 @DesDReac Pretty sure it is lol Archimedes watching the ducks outside 💕 https://t.co/SdH0DJ8ehM @DozingDreamers yesssss exactly~ 😍💦 @DozingDreamers YESSSSSSS SAME @LapineWitchGirl hhhghfg @ComradCapacitor 💦💦💦 "The prompt did not say ""extant animal""!" Archaeopteryx 💕 https://t.co/rk5MDmWmwk impregnate me tbh @ayyy_vuh Trans internet kinda works on that cycle. @OzmaRacc need to be gravid "@Wanoogles Grocery store, just one. My hometown has a population of like 500 lol" @TheFintauSystem omg babe that's adorable @olivebrinker And Thought Slime was literally referring to a different trans cartoonist lol Double wrong @vixen_slut Anecdotally? Most of them lol (And HUGE same gosh) @TrexPushups https://t.co/WqULT0oYmX """You know the stuff I can do with this tongue?"" https://t.co/RrYtv66M80" "Oh hey actually when the gravity of the wings can put pressure on the ab joint it works just fine, my bad lol https://t.co/HIAXqYveOM" Unfortunately his ab crunch joint is way too loose to support these wings and I'm not sure I didn't break the joint somehow? Might need a replacement but that's still a complete Sauron! Figure I've wanted for a while now 🥰 He doesn't want to cure cancer! https://t.co/xHjG3o6zUQ @OzmaRacc 💕💕💕 @Potatopolitics Austin Powers felt like he took over the goddamn world for a few years there. "@itsviviactually The only individual characters I want from the Deadpool wave I spent way too much money on are Wolverine and Lady Deadpool, lol. My ML collection is 95% women. Worth it for Sauron though!" @little_lizzie22 One of my favorite X-Men! (I don't even much care for Deadpool I just wanted the Sauron BAF lol) Had some Marvel Legends arrive in the mail yesterday 👀 https://t.co/EWNqY0YiDP "Since tweeting all this I've noticed Mallorie's gotten 25 more patrons and is 4% closer to her goal of making art full time. Y'all rock, thank you 💕" @Voidling57 Not talking about cp or incest art. @litterboxhex I don't understand this meme. This is a hissing noise that I use to reliably chase away my kitties when they're being shits lol Both of these shirts are remarkably optimistic despite the assumptions of the people who made them and the people buying them @Sona_Sonara 2umblr 2 furious @PrissyOrcGF PRETTY MUCH LOL Awesome shirts at the local grocery store today lol https://t.co/i7rToCzvDR @ghoulsNgoats god right @ozmthole @LittleLavvy that's true good point 🤔 Midna enjoying the cat tree 💕💕💕 https://t.co/BJxVDw7mAi okay yeah the Lilo and Stitch discourse confirms it for me: Welcome to Tumblr 2 @Tricliniangry Kinda like electoralism is mostly a huge scam 🤔 "I'll admit I'm sometimes on the fence about it. I'm not 100% sure what I'll do in November, but most of the time I fall on ""Not vote for Biden (and obviously not Trump either)"" And I won't begrudge anyone for how they vote either way (unless it's for Trump, again obviously)" "I've heard it been said that refusing to vote for the lesser of two evils is a uniquely Liberal mindset and I understand why that's probably usually the case But I'm seeing so many actual leftists being anti-Biden (I'm one of them, honestly) Just makes me hope we got this right" "@DelilahGarret @destroyed4com4t No apology necessary! Doesn't really matter who was involved when, I just think it's funny how much they're obviously twisting the events beyond what really happened." @DelilahGarret @destroyed4com4t Yeah that comment from her was in reply to me preemptively calling them weirdos. "@destroyed4com4t Omg is the implication that I was ""calling her out"" by literally saying ""I love this comic but I'm worried weirdos will think you did this instead of a cartoon dog"" None of these things happened. They just make up shit constantly." @LeafTilde @LewdestLeggy well we won't be standing for long tho @Bieeanshee I 100% agree @LittleLavvy Glad you grew up at least 💕 "@ServantoftheFae Same, even if there are days I wish I sorted it out much sooner" "Oh and while we're on the subject of things I think I needed to hear in my late teens/early 20s: Liberalism/Conservatism is a false dichotomy. I'm telling you Liberalism is rotting your brain and I'm saying it from the left, not the right. https://t.co/DOxJGRyhL8" "And I suppose I'm rambling at this point but I just wish I could convey how much of a waste of energy it is to police your fellow queers. Obviously sometimes people in our community legitimately step way out of line. But over-policing is a real, terrifying problem nonetheless." Realizing I was queer when I was almost 30 meant I kinda skipped the puritanical phase but personally one thing I was surprised by was the existence of he/him lesbians. But there's a lot of history behind that group of people. It does me no good to try to argue against it. "...but I will say that if you find yourself always arguing with your elders in the queer community, that should be a huge red flag." Obviously I can't say that literally any time a queer person ten+ years older than you is acting in a way you feel is inherently against what you're certain is a foundation of queerness is actually right to do so... "Oh, and ironically I forgot to mention: ""Queer"" has been reclaimed, though no one can or should force you to use it to describe yourself if you don't want to." "Hey young queers: The world is messy. Liberalism is rotting your brain. ""Be gay do crimes"" isn't just an empty slogan. Bi lesbians are real. Queer solidarity will save us." @NewGenderWhoDis GOSH 😍😍😍 "It's probably just as simple as ""young adults still have a lot of growing up to do"" but goddamn it's scary and depressing and hard to see a way out when they just get replaced by the next batch of puritanical high school graduates every year." "Obliviously I'm joking but most of the most depressing examples of people participating in the recent discourse backlash are 18 - 21 in their bios & they all have that same kind of ""the world is simple and black and white and it's my duty to punish my siblings who disagree"" feel." I don't quite understand how exactly the 18-year-old purity police queers from Tumblr circa 7 years ago are still somehow 18 and just as obsessed with punishing other queers here on Twitter. It's a load of bullshit built upon half-truths and exaggerations that almost make sense if you don't analyze them at all. Whatever valid point could have been made is being used as a shield for blatant transphobes. I'm fucking livid. """The comic glorifies shoplifting"" It really doesn't ""The artist shoplifts"" Literally decades ago as a teenager ""She's a smug asshole"" That's a transparently ridiculous post hoc justification for you to hate her ""She deserves to have a source of income taken away"" You are scum" "Really hope the feckless chuds obsessed with making Mal miserable are happy: I just increased my Patreon pledge because of this. And I strongly recommend that if you can spare even a dollar, you should. Let's make them regret thinking they could hurt one of our sisters." "Her Ko-fi might've been taken down, but you should support Mallorie's Patreon if you can. Trans artists & content creators continue to suffer needlessly even over the most obviously fabricated shit & it's disheartening seeing other queers getting fooled. https://t.co/n3WqVxmruP" IN THE ACTUAL TEXT OF THE STORY THE SHOPLIFTER FINDS SHOPLIFTING TO BE UNFULFILLING Y'ALL MADE UP THIS CONTROVERSY OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH TO HARASS A VULNERABLE TRANS WOMAN. Again: She drew a fucking cartoon dog shoplifting and admitted to shoplifting *decades* ago. This was apparently worth taking away a source of income. The comments are filled with scumbags saying she deserves it. I'm so beyond fucking furious about this. @SweetBeans99 Oh what the fuck D:< @KatieAngelWitch Also imo turkey bacon tastes just as good "@ZJemptv Like yeah I bet I would've been largely unhappy being trans during the Reagan years. Those trans people that survived through that are heroes. It's a lot different now, though. Not perfect, but we've come a LONG way." "@ZJemptv He tried being a trans woman in the nineteen-fucking-EIGHTIES & he thinks his experience is applicable to trans people today? I don't want to just assume he's a trans woman who was pressured back into the closet, but also I can't imagine how terrifying being trans was back then." "And to top off such a long stressful day, my right gauge fell out... somewhere 🙃 Probably in the car but I'm too exhausted to go look. Put in an old size 0 gauge for the time being. I really really really don't like it when my gauges fall out." @ShyanneSky Maybe when I'm more awake okay? 💕 "@maegodhavemercy ugh, I'm just getting FOMO thinking about this let's just leave it at ""I'm almost home so my internet connection will be shit for the next hour and then I'll want to pass out but maybe we can hang out in the game sometime soon?""" @ShyanneSky https://t.co/v61efuykQy @maegodhavemercy Like you're a friend so I feel bad but I don't know that I'll be playing this with other folks very often I'm sorry @maegodhavemercy I'm running on WiFi tethering during a five hour roadtrip back home to even post those. My internet connection isn't in a place where I feel comfortable inviting people over often. Plus I don't really love multiplayer games? Like it's stressful for me when someone else is there. "@ShyanneSky No extras of those, no :/" grinding out some stars <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/GFNXTm9Pwe "my nonbinary-ness feels very invisible because I use she/her pronouns and I don't mind being called a woman or a girl (because I am one), but it's still there" like I don't know everything about her yet but my gender is Echo from Overwatch https://t.co/EKSPz0qWp3 @itsviviactually Thank you! Might go fishing right now :3 @Tricliniangry mood though sometimes I'm just the regular kind of girl though happens to the best of us "dunno if that makes sense (I'm tired) but, https://t.co/FojtGtpxzV" "agender girl because my gender very often feels like ""robot who fought tooth and nail to be feminine""" @BettyBathory0 aaaaaaaa h*ck 💕 @BettyBathory0 I've wanted one for SO LONG and I was literally mere WEEKS from getting one before the pandemic hit 😭 @LeafTilde are they taking signups? :D @VillainousGoo @KosOnMain @KorpsPropaganda GODDESS I wish this were me 😍 @transfilmtheory love you too :/ 💕 @itsviviactually Oh I didn't know they were in season! Are they freshwater? I always forget to fish there. How big are their shadows? @itsviviactually Yeah more fish means smaller drop rates unfortunately :/ The day this pandemic is over I'm getting my septum piercing to celebrate. @FroyoBaggins I've moved so much in my life and this was by far the worst move I've ever experienced. I am SO HAPPY I'll never have to move again 🥰 "Drove past a Ramada Inn that because of some letters being out said ""R__ada Inn"" and now I'm thinking of Shnitzel from Chowder" "Yes. Officially, after untold months of waiting then rushing, our move is FINALLY over. We have a lot of unpacking to do at the new place, but we're finally home 🥰 https://t.co/wAWjVtLneH" We're gonna get home at like 1:30am after spending 7 hours doing the last cleanup of the old house (new house is 5 hours away). Long day and my brain isn't braining real well lol @Chug_Wife wow fuck them @ADirtyTrans @LeafTilde @vexwerewolf It's true! I've came to several of them hehehe @vexwerewolf Vex you're so goddamn pretty 💕 @LeafTilde @vexwerewolf *less than 50 followers here in Twitter I mean @LeafTilde (awwwwww heck! Well you're an awesome peep too so there! 💕💕💕) @LeafTilde @vexwerewolf omg lol growth was so slow on Tumblr for me last time I gave a shit about trying to grow that account (early 2017) I had less than 50 followers! And bigger accounts notice you because you rock! 💕 @sqwrrkpon HHGFFFHHDDGG HEY D:< @LeafTilde @vexwerewolf Gosh it feels like just yesterday you were this tiny new account that I felt damn lucky to have met and now you're getting the coveted Vex Bump 💕 @FaithNaff HRT is magic goddamn 💕✨ @friend2allcats I don't min-max THAT hard I have a house loan to pay off lol @friend2allcats I can just fish it up again and I dunno when CJ is back. Back in MY day sea bass were SMALLER shadows than all the good fish AND it was the only fish that size so it was really easy to avoid. But now we have oarfish :P "Took way too long to even get to that point. I would've added a few more Barred Knifejaws but Nook's Cranny was about to close lol. That haul was 76,000 bells 🥰" Reminds me of the countless hours I spent fishing in AC on Gamecube <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wsKwJVLkJC Can my phone PLEASE not put random words in my tweets thanks "@BlueEterlin Rough. But luckily, today was the last day we had one foot in each property. We've finally cleared out the old place!" "Like ""best furry movie of all time"" or ""biggest furry joke of all time."" No in between." us furries are either gonna love this or hate it @Hbomberguy https://t.co/RPoEKDPpHb A metric shitton of toys from my pile of loot was just delivered at the new place bur we're still doing the last bits of cleanup at the old place and that's 5 hours away from the new place 😭😭😭 @Calliethulhu oh god no really really really love being a lesbian tbh @OzmaRacc power move @LewdestLeggy Mrrrrrr wanna touch you lots when we finally meet up~ 😘 "@ThoughtSlime I didn't see the video, but for what it's worth, I think you're doing the right thing." @ValnarDragoness https://t.co/RpO4Sw4sHm Important thread for posterity. The backlash against Mallorie was an organized harassment campaign from the very beginning. @vexwerewolf I had wondered if that was the case hehehe @Calliethulhu Good thread. Well said. @LewdestLeggy I think we either already talked about that or my system has suspected such for a while 💕 @LewdestLeggy FUCK YES SAME HONESTLY @LewdestLeggy :o :o :o girl pills!!!! @vexwerewolf Smart move "@lucashoal gosh, horny" Amazon gets me https://t.co/MpXNiSxhqp @tf_fic ghssdfsdff @tf_fic 👀👀👀💦 THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO HAPPY "@PrissyOrcGF I think it's above about keeping a butt plug in for 3 days? Something like that, I'm pretty sure you were close" @SweetBeans99 I'm glad you're holding up. You're a strong woman than I am for sure. @OzmaRacc whomst among us I ask you I did feel feverish last night but I'm feeling okay now thankfully? No idea what that was. Also I'm out of Twitter jail so that's nice 🥰 @WaffliesProcliv Oh nooooo I wouldn't want that~ @litterboxhex this is extremely gay I'll have you know~ @StebMcDreb goddess it's gonna be gay as hell when we finally meet up 💕 @StebMcDreb I'm gonna smooch ya! >:3 when a cat Chooses you rt if u agree Binx usually prefers to snuggle on top on my chest while I'm in bed but he just snuggled up on top on Jen and I'm just so happy for her 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @viragoergosum @RanatokiParalax I still don't know though lol :P @viragoergosum @RanatokiParalax I dunno! @apunkdog SEE??? IT SOUNDS SO NATURAL @Chug_Wife Only about the first Back to the Future @Chug_Wife fucking zoomers :P I don't even mean because of the word jolly! they could be called happy ranchers and I'd be saying the same thing! "@RiotGrrrlJemma oh, HONEY lol" "still feeling feverish, enjoy weird sick Kat content" just realized that going on the name alone jolly ranchers sound more like UK candies @RajelAran I'm the trans one. I think her name is Sue? I'm not even sure what the hell he meant but I can hear him saying it clear as day years later lol "I used to wear shorts like these all the damn time and my weirdest/most memorable moment in them was when I walked up to Jeremy Bulloch (original Boba Fett actor) at a con to get an autograph and he shouted ""The man in the trousers!""" "@AstroValerie My eyes are drawn to the chaos in the center. It gives off a sense of movement, while the vertical imbalance of the piece evokes a feeling of tension. I look at this piece and I feel like I need to keep watching to see what happens next." @JenApparently People always forget about the cowboy hat accessory he came with @NewGenderWhoDis uhhhhh you should totally use this in your next video I think 👀👀👀 omg I'm always the last to hear about this D:< @transfilmtheory Gay~ @StebMcDreb ILU2 BABE 😘😘😘 @futanarchy aaaaaa Cass you're so pretty 😍 @StebMcDreb I'M ONLY SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER ON TWITTER DOT COM LOVE pretty sure I have a fever x.x @ayyy_vuh bless their hearts they're trying lol @JenApparently HEY EVERYBODY I'M BRAKTIMUS PRIME HERE TO STOP ZORAKTRON @EffInvictus YES @TheSecretCallie Very often. Bring polyam means so many more breakups. ATTENTION: @StebMcDreb is a cutie :3 @transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb I love the assumption that all three of us would be close enough to squish you~ hahaha okay cool yeah we'll just lose the entire postal service this is fine hell world is fine everything is fine @Calliethulhu also I know it's not as meme-worthy but I'm also noticing noses way more often than I ever did before I transitioned girls have those??? and it's unfair??? "@Calliethulhu god, right???" @girlicbread Sounds like my headcanon that Will Arnet's cameo character is literally Gob from Arrested Development lol @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory so funny and we'll be so turned on wait what The Robert California episodes of The Office I feel are underrated. @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory haha what if I was a blueberry too wouldn't that be so funny 👀💦 @transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHE'S BEING ADORABLE "Btw for those confused about the colors: She's lesbian Arcee!! (Also based on an unreleased prototype G1 toy where the pitch was apparently ""we can't sell a pink and white toy to boys... maybe pink and orange?"") https://t.co/j7IoHw9wSM" "Alright fuck it I'm opening her anyway because I've been a good girl First impressions: She's as big as I was hoping she was! For some reason the box made me worry she'd be smaller. Model 1 Switch for scale. Oh also, HER CALVES AND FEET ARE DIECAST YESSSSS https://t.co/0dupcXVUb3" @caraesten I've been getting close any day now I'm sure 🙃 "@LchanPlays @CaseyExplosion No, the original target is a different person, Casey just stood up for her." @LchanPlays @lisaquestions I'm sure you haven't. That's the goal of this whole harassment campaign. Get people on board who don't even know who's being talked about. The artist of the original comic being argued about is trans and has been the target of several harassment campaigns. @TheFintauSystem the biggest of moods 😍 @qiripan @Stonerpupbegs Actually it's because Twitter filters out replies it thinks are spam for me and doesn't always hit the mark. This is a discussion I don't see much point in if I'm not having it with a POC. woah hey on the positive side of vag healing news just noticed a LOT more sensation coming from my labia than I realized I had 👀👀👀 @LambChopInPamps 3 is pretty goals @ButtGoblin666 I hate these so much @ikksnay I had hoped you were spared of the discourse given you've been driving all day lol @3ryc4 It does help hearing that I'm not alone in this. Lots of other post-op women telling me the same. Thank you 💕 @RaeGun2k This discourse has been especially brain-rotting I swear "Regardless though, not having a dick is uh, real fucking good" I'm hearing from others that everything settling in like a year is pretty normal. Worth the wait. It's just a long wait :/ @MOOMANiBE lol that was my two months too "@shadysuccubus That helps to hear, thank you. If I need a revision I hope it's not too hard to get one :/" We're at 4 months and I still feel like I'm two months at best from seeing it healed up completely. "When they tell you you'll be ""fully healed"" in 3 months, that means ""you'll be able to like, ride a bike and lift things if you want"" not ""the paint will be completely dry on the work of art that is your crotch"" I mean, it MIGHT be, but just know you might be waiting even longer" @TheNDqueerelf my my body is ready "@softgorluwu lol I'm flattered you think so, but at most I have DID, which is completely different 😉" "@caraesten *hugs* Makes me feel a lot better that I'm not alone in this boat, thank you 💕" "also there's a lot of other things I wish were different about it, but I can't really process those things until the dehiscence I have is healed because like, for all I know the other parts haven't really settled either" wish my vag was fully healed :/ @TheCrystalStorm oh no I might be too gay for this :3c @caraesten The main drive behind the discourse is the targeted harassment of a friend of mine who drew a cartoon dog stealing art supplies and don't let anyone tell you it's anything but that. @mebisdead they just REALLY love the taste of boots I guess "@StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory don't worry, I'm sure we'll find SOME way to clean you up~" @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /)////////(\ Pokemon: https://t.co/zZPn3YfE52 Kirby: https://t.co/6Oa30WSB06 Kinda pricey being imports but I know people are gonna ask where to order them @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory or spontaneously cum at least~ ATTENTION: THESE TOYS I'VE JUST BEEN MADE AWARE OF https://t.co/f5njTUdZRH @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory tbh I'm beyond fucking blushing right now @transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb OMG I'm not surprised at ALL but yes we simply MUST tease the heck out of her hehehe "@MOOMANiBE Huge same, lol. My Salazzle sona is just me with my ideal curves ... and as a lizard lol" "people are taking this to AN EVEN HORNIER PLACE than I initially intended lol yes I want to objectified too, but I was originally just talking about how I'd love a cartoonishly sexy body lol" anyway this tweet inspired by this Chun-Li statue that I have no plans of owning but goddamn whose dick do I gotta suck to have a body even 1/8th this hot https://t.co/29pJNg5kPv "@transfilmtheory goddess, mood" @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory gosh I hope so! omg we're gonna have fun when I finally make it out there 😍 @transfilmtheory yesssss this is hot @transfilmtheory godddddd not to sound so overly gay but let's objectify each other tbh~ "it's real weird being a trans lesbian, seeing some over the top cheesecake portrayal of a woman's body and going ""ugh, what exhausting objectification"" and also ""holy fuck I'd do just about anything to look like that"" ...""and also smooch the heck out of her""" @penny_a_pound @GraveyardYeeter @_FDA12 @lucashoal Yeah seriously. Some account made 3 months ago with 24 followers. Let's all sit and listen to what this obviously not at all a sock puppet has to say 🙄 @StebMcDreb surely that's your long lost brother @StebMcDreb honestly surprised that's you lol @StebMcDreb hahaha wait really??? "@HalcyonEmber @AradinaVarren @mebisdead @SweetBeans99 It's actually a different tweet, but it's one that's talking about the same thing" @CuddlePotato Probably a complete circle @NewGenderWhoDis @RiotGrrrlJemma NICE "@ThoughtSlime @SweetBeans99 You rock, thank you 💕" @lara_santaella I really did lol. Had a wizard beard before I came out as trans! I will say these two were more my favorites when I was a kid. Now I'd probably say Peach and Rouge lol ... kinda having a weird moment over the fact that my two favorite characters from each series are nearly perfect in the game that they both appear in @MaiaFranklyn Hell yes you do! "I don't really have like, any surfaces? To display her or even play with her on? So I guess she's going in my ever-growing unopened toy pile for the time being. Gonna be goddamn Christmas morning when I finally have to chance to open all those 👀" I ordered this lesbian colors Arcee like 3 days ago this arrived fast holy shit lol https://t.co/bSCkoZduhI @nightfallgemini Exactly. @TheCrystalStorm I would like all these tweets if I wasn't in Twitter jail. Congrats on one year! You sharing your experience DEFINITELY helped me prepare for my surgery 💕💕💕 @emarl_ @smuppetfan69 So pretty 😍😍😍 @ThoughtSlime lol I was actually wondering what your take on this ridiculous discourse was and I'm happy to see my prediction was right @SweetBeans99 hey Mallorie you might've stolen some stuff like 20 years ago we're gonna throw you in jail D:< @lucashoal @QuestForTori aaaaaaaaaa!!! /)////////(\ @Kamenspider Been many years but as I recall there's very little implication that the vehicles that combine into Devastator are even the same robots we see elsewhere in the movie despite having similar/identical vehicle modes Just more of Bay's logic over style approach (which can be fun) "@maegodhavemercy @Esper_Lily @ServantoftheFae Yeah what a complete waste. I have a robot hero to save up for, dammit!" "@Kamenspider I assumed that was the implication originally. Even if it was during the dark ages of combiner toys, I figured that still affected the in-universe logic given that most of the robots weren't shown with robot modes." "@xXxCrystalline The ""loud and proud"" comment was more about you still making porn while post-op and not how prominent your clit is in case that wasn't clear sorry lol >.<" @TheCrystalStorm LOL no worries 💕 I figured since we were talking about it it was as good a time as any to share it with you haha A lot of the queers I'm seeing roped into this are like 18 - 21 and I fear for our youth. @PrissyOrcGF whomst among us @TheCrystalStorm @rachael_kriss It DOES feel really weird the first time you press it @TheCrystalStorm @TransgurlTSB Can confirm hers was the clit I was referring to lol @TheCrystalStorm I gave you weeks! :P @QuestForTori @lucashoal ghhddghbvdfjh >/////> @xXxCrystalline Btw this tweet was about you heh >.> https://t.co/WIsB3F1dDN "@xXxCrystalline My clit is way more hidden which I'm told a lot of cis women actually want but it's not exactly what I wished for. Still! Way better than having a dick, and even if healing is slow, it's gonna be sooooo worth it when I get there 🥰 Thanks for being loud and proud with yours 💕" @SweetBeans99 lol that's almost a more rational explanation @lucashoal @QuestForTori heck I wish I didn't lose my everstone! >.> @xXxCrystalline Oh gosh your clit turned out so beautiful! Kinda jealous lol. Really can't wait until I'm fully healed. I'm stuck at like 90% there 😭😭😭 (the reason is a pathetic excuse to harass a trans woman and anyone falling for this I've lost all respect for) "A fictional cartoon dog stole fictional erasers thinking it would solve her artist block only to discover it didn't, illustrating that the theft itself was foolish, then the artist said she used to lift DECADES ago and because of that we need a fucking discourse for some reason." @WillowPoss Secret hidden bonus of face masks! "If you don't want to be a tool of transphobic harassment: Just stop! Then, in a week or two, you can start your own discourse about the evils of shoplifting. This is not the time." "If your issue is truly just that you think shoplifting is wrong, we read you loud and clear! You can stop now. You're adding nothing to the conversation. You are, at this point, if you've read this, willingly consenting to being as a harassment tool against a trans woman." Are there some people for whom this is only about shoplifting? Yes. Just as there were people for whom g*mer g*te was truly only about ethics in games journalism. That doesn't mean the primary fuel and drive for this isn't about harassment. It isn't about shoplifting. (Screencapped and shared with permission) https://t.co/g60A1s84z9 @JumpieStudios @taciturasa Good thing she isn't @CaseyExplosion Is it cool if I share this by way of screencapping? @CaseyExplosion Don't blame you at all 💕 @PrissyOrcGF but consider: infecting other needy b!mbos! :3 @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost OMG OMG OMG CUTE @PrissyOrcGF omg give me some of your butt powers plz 😭💕💕💕 @uzihecker Hey guess what I don't fucking care @Waffliesinyofac Yeah I'm saving up for a Robot Hero if gold ore doesn't net me an unbreakable axe fuck that omg this randomly happened after an axe broke! is the golden axe any good? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/I7QDFz8sR4 @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/AEnsjrCfBo @ayyy_vuh how are you at 30k already lol @Q3w3e3 I want my new septum piercing so bad but coronavirus has my favorite piercing shop closed! I might be biased but that's my vote 💕 LOOKIT THIS DRESS I GOT FROM A BALLOON <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Yu08gBgWSD @kajikia_ hecked up I'm not there to help clean up smdh @Chug_Wife really should've seen this coming honestly cannot wait to be out of Twitter jail tomorrow having to wait 4 minutes between liking or retweeting should be considered torture the opening credits to labyrinth but it's a rowlet flying around @Calliethulhu TRUUUUUUTH Before realizing I was trans I had gynecomastia. That curse became such a huge blessing 🥰 @dev_deets @CaseyExplosion I've tried my best here but I think I'm gonna mute this thread. I really hope you have a great day 💕 "@dev_deets @CaseyExplosion It's not a real person, and it's a person who stole something to help with her artist's block, and found it didn't help at all. The text of the comic frames her as foolish, as I said. You're extending understanding to a LOT of bad faith, transphobic people." "For #NationalUnicornDay, I'd like to remind everyone I live and work at the @TenaciousRanch (full name Tenacious Unicorn Ranch)! We're a trans owned and operated alpaca ranch providing a safe haven for as many other queers as we can fit. Theres alpaca outside my window right now! https://t.co/oD2LUXQ8gV" as a trans woman I take particular issue with weirdos saying non-mammalian anthros shouldn't have tits anything can have tits! find your gender euphoria wherever you want! yesssss this one speaks to my very SOUL @dev_deets @CaseyExplosion They stopped being merely your thoughts when you shared them publicly. I'm trying to give you added context so you don't get lumped in with people you really don't want to be on the side of Sounds like you don't even have much of an issue with all this & that's frankly wonderful "@dev_deets @CaseyExplosion I consider you a friend on mine so I'm trying to nip this in the bud before you say something you might regret, okay?" "@dev_deets @CaseyExplosion Mallorie is a friend of mine and I assure you she's gotten the message loud and clear now, whatever message of worth could've been gleaned from this. Now it's just people telling her she's scum. My mentions are filled with it. This isn't helping anything." @dev_deets @CaseyExplosion I'm sure there are plenty of people who don't know who Mallorie is getting roped into this. That's because this is ooooold gamer gate tactics where you blow up a minor thing out of proportion so people think you're really concerned over ethics in games journalism & not harassment @dev_deets @CaseyExplosion Mallorie has been the target of harassment campaigns in the past. The same people who orchestrated that are egging this on as well. The literal text of the comic frames the shoplifter as wrong and foolish to have done it. Her plan didn't work. What is there to disapprove of? @PrissyOrcGF I had a crush on James within the context that he's an obvious closeted trans woman lol "@Q3w3e3 Cutie! 💕 lol whenever I see your awesome hair my brain is like ""BLUE STREAK, SPEEDS BY""" "@mode_view Ugh, as an enh shaman main I really really really liked the new changes, dammit :/" @mode_view LOL RIP the time I wasted on all that hahaha might finally get the high mountain tauren @QuinntoBean CUTIE 😍😍😍 "@mode_view No I haven't! I'm so pumped for it, have they announced a release date yet? Anything juicy in the data mine?" "Until we replace the ancient batteries that barely work in this off-grid ranch, setting up my computer desk wouldn't accomplish much, but I really wish I could because the nesting would really help my mood We don't have the desk part or the space to put it up yet is the issue :/" "@Calliethulhu @TrexPushups ugh, it's one of the worst ways to feel gender euphoria lol" @StebMcDreb okay this but also directed at archer thieves like me in every fantasy game hehehe @CaseyExplosion Thank you Casey 💕 @lisaquestions Very few people need to hear this. These are bad faith actors looking for a seemingly ice cold takes to use as a harassment tool against a trans woman. @Calliethulhu That's fair lol @Calliethulhu Omg please tell me you tried some when you visited the states! @Calliethulhu Ah a fellow baja blast wielder They have baja blast over there? "@penny_a_pound @lucashoal @SweetBeans99 It's a gamer gate tactic. Just like with GG, otherwise innocent/ignorant people are being roped in because ""shoplifting is bad"" is an ice cold take among non-leftists (and hell even a few leftists too)." @Voidling57 It's cool. Yeah victim blaming trans women is a time honored tradition on Twitter. Sorry I haven't been on Discord in a hot minute. I prefer to use Discord on my PC and I haven't been able to set it up just yet since moving. I keep saying I want to be available on Discord more often and I'm not giving that up just yet lol "I have a different package from FedEx (different order, different website) already on the truck for delivery so I'd appreciate it if they just updated the expected delivery date to April 10th. Like it's no big deal, but the false hope is kind of a bummer." ... this is an update from 4 hours in the future (???) https://t.co/THtd5pUmgZ @DevourerRose Giving me a ton of people to block which is satisfying "I shouldn't write angry threads first thing after waking up. I don't like the phrasing of ""Mallorie is the inspiration"" and I'd edit that if I could. AT MOST, her comic was the inspiration but even that feels victim-blamey to me. The focus should be the harassers are harassing." "@LorelaiMerri It's one of those things where I don't have the spoons to slide into their DMs explaining the fifth dimensional chess they need to understand to undo their like Shoplifting isn't a big deal, but that's not the point here. And I don't want to explain that to people I don't know" "Seems like it's a lot of young capital L Liberal queers who just assumed everyone thought shoplifting was inherently wrong getting misled by a lot of bad actors here. The fuel for this backlash is textbook transphobia, and I hope the queers getting roped into agreeing grow up." "It might be depressing seeing so many queers come out against Mallorie for the comic of a fucking cartoon dog shoplifting, but it's uplifting seeing queers I admire, hell some of them with checkmarks, not letting that shit lie." @shambrookben @MusketAnna @RealDorianDawes And you shouldn't. @SixArmedSweater I am WAY too gay for this Quinn gosh >/////< 💕💕💕 "@RobinSylveon I mean the text is ""be crimes, do gay"" so I could see a computer assuming it's bad stuff I guess I dunno" @DevourerRose @ARCTIC_ST0RM It's beyond disgusting yeah :/ @MagsVisaggs Thank you for speaking up about this. It's just more g*mer g*te tactics and it infuriates me that anyone is falling for it. "@DevourerRose @ARCTIC_ST0RM I know love, but I strongly feel even trying to engage with this topic honestly is like trying to talk about ethics in games journalism with gamer gaters. The shoplifting isn't the point." @Calliethulhu oh hey I'm one of those! :D "Mallorie fucking DREW a CARTOON DOG doing a crime and because she's queer, out come the torches and pitchforks. ""Be gay, do crimes"" is a reminder that being gay is still punishable by cishet society. And the people participating in this witch hunt are proving that point." "One last word on this. One of the reasons ""Be gay, do crimes"" is a popular phrase is because within LIVING MEMORY being gay WAS a crime. And now that it's not, there's greater incentive to punish queer people/other minorities for doing petty crimes more than those with privilege." @RanatokiParalax omg I'm honored thank you! 😭💕💕💕 @DevourerRose @ARCTIC_ST0RM It's hardly even a diary comic. Even saying that almost implies Mallorie was shoplifting recently. It's a day dream comic at best lol "OMG I MISSED THAT THERE WAS A BUNCH OF ""FURRY TRASH"" (HER WORDS LOL) IN THIS PACKAGE I LOVE IT THANK YOU @RanatokiParalax 💕💕💕 https://t.co/q4SxggHj4Q" "@Kaelyrhn It's in response to this comic, as well as a reply from Mallorie to me about how she shoplifted when she was a teenager. https://t.co/Q34ICHfHw5" love my weird cats 💕 https://t.co/HcQoF5QNWy "@Calliethulhu Deep, deep inside my... heart 👀" "@SweetBeans99 I figured you were taking this better than I feared, but the backlash against you just boils my blood. I'm glad you're holding up 💕💕💕" "Even if I agreed that it's the shoplifter's fault if an employee gets fired when they shoplift (I don't), this is a literal cartoon character. This is like making a comic about the horrors of back injuries because she drew a character slipping on a banana peel. Grow the fuck up." "The comic I saw especially got on my nerves because the idea behind it was the store clerk that ""allowed"" the literal cartoon character to steal got fired. So it's using leftist rhetoric and sympathies to, again, direct hate towards a trans woman. You fucking, utter scum people" "Guarantee you if Mallorie was a cishet guy, the same people freaking out about a cartoon animal stealing art supplies would call anyone doing that ""triggered"" and laugh at how they can't take a joke. These are bullies pretending to be good when the teacher is in the room." "Again, it's gamer gate shit. You can't argue with these people or talk sense into people they've attracted into enjoying their responses to this because ""It's about shoplifting/ethics in games journalism."" That's not what this is and you fuckers know that." It's so fucking bizarre that there's this backlash against Mallorie because when you look at who she is and her body of work the demon people apparently want her to be has been invented out of almost nothing. It's because she's trans/queer. That's why the with hunt never ends. Also just personally? I get real pissed off when folks steal another person's character and I'm already seeing that. The fucking art store clerk is becoming another New Guy and it's so goddamn violating. Y'all know that you're doing. Playing dumb is pathetic. Don't like shoplifting? Whatever. The only people who have shoplifted in this context: - A fictional cartoon animal - Mallorie when she was a teenager. I was a teenager decades ago and she's older than me You're making something out of nothing to harass a trans woman "And then that ropes in other people who don't know the whole story and when they learn it it's ""Well, I didn't know this was a harassment campaign, I just think shoplifting is wrong/New Guy was a wholesome meme and then it got corrupted, right?"" It's just gamer gate shit." """This struggling trans woman made a cartoon where a cute animal shoplifted, this must be addressed immediately by everyone"" is so weird and disgusting. The fucking obsession these people have for making her pay every single time they think they have a credible excuse." "Once again Mallorie has been the inspiration for a lot of comics low key harassing her but because it's under the guise of ""don't shoplift"" people are liking them and putting them in my feed. Same bullshit with New Guy, different day. It's beyond fucking ridiculous." @ComradCapacitor @ayyy_vuh I'm pretty sure I was doing that as well. It's wild the stuff that became revealed to me when the HRT kicked in and I could *breathe* for the first time in my life. It wasn't until then that I even realized I couldn't breathe. "@ayyy_vuh Saaaaame lol For over a decade I had all the pieces I needed to understand I was trans, but was certain I didn't have dysphoria and convinced that that was a requirement. Eggs rarely have a complete understanding of their dysphoria in my experience." @ayyy_vuh godddddd Eva I'm too gay for this 💕💕💕 >.< @PrissyOrcGF *HUFFS* D:< @TinyVampBaby @NewGenderWhoDis GHHHHBHGFFU NUH-UH @ArtyMaus @PrissyOrcGF AND THIS IS 100% BULLYING D:< @NewGenderWhoDis CUTE "@NewGenderWhoDis Well of course you had to use it, little one! You're clearly not potty trained yet :3c" @OolayTiger @AngryNerdBird People have already dogpiled Mallorie and would jump at an opportunity to do so again. Joining in on that for something she did when she was a teenager is not a good look. I'm not interested in debating this. Please stop. @EmilyGorcenski That'd be nice @Calliethulhu Yesssssss!!! @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu 👀👀👀 @Calliethulhu I really wanna try this @TheEpicDewback @Calliethulhu oh~? "@Calliethulhu Gosh please do! :3 Speaking of which, did the fertility goddess TF story win that recent poll?" @Calliethulhu That lesbian werewolf story of yours is still one of my favorites 🥰 @SweetBeans99 omg Mallorie you're such a criminal :o :o :o (hot~ 😘) "@joffeorama This is a new show that I don't think has a dub yet, but same lol" "@TAHK0 Makes sense lol. Thank you! I love Adventure so much, this looks awesome!" Is it weird that watching this made me tear up asking for a friend @TAHK0 I didn't even know this was a thing!!! What's it called? @SweetBeans99 I've lifted a ton when I was younger too so no judgement lol @SweetBeans99 I love this but my immediate first thought is weirdos are gonna think you literally did this instead of a cartoon animal you made up did it. @transfilmtheory TRUE. FACTS. gosh 😍 @redminer88 Not yet! They have to remake it because it was lost in the mail. Also doubles as an Ember from the Spyro series dildo 👀👀👀 Those scales are gonna feel heavenly omg 😍😍😍 My wonderful friend @RanatokiParalax hooked me up with this GORGEOUS Bad Dragon dildo! I told her to surprise me and she chose the colors and shape based on a Salazzle!!! I love it so much thank you!!! 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/lZOQEJYKXi GAY 👏 OPPOSITES 👏 ATTRACT 👏 SHIPS 👏 ARE 👏 EXACTLY 👏 MY 👏 SHIT I cannot overstate how much I love this ship @hmsnofun HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY STONKS "@BugbearPancakes Right??? I should get miss'd WAY more, frankly!" @caraesten would've preferred if you untagged me I un-retweeted @ayyy_vuh RIGHT??? @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost EXTREMELY ADORABLE "@SomeBWord Most likely incinerated, actually!" @BoringNerdyKate Hey there~ 💕 I love Drago so much #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bZ4QdaXOs1 @Calliethulhu not to sound like such a lesbian but I'd totally smooch~ @Calliethulhu Gosh Callie you're so pretty aaaaaaaa 😍😍😍😍😍😍 Seriously I can't remember getting miss'd before? It's a rarity in your 30's lol Got miss'd at the weed shop! That's even better than ma'am'd gosh 🥰🥰🥰 "@MaiaFranklyn Maia," @Hypnothulhu yesssss omg I need to try this @liddytronic I think they know the writing's on the wall (lol) and they're hoping to make as much last-minute money as possible? Gotta be taking a loss on $5 pizza. So yeah apparently the post-apocalyptic $5 rat pizzas are a thing nation-wide https://t.co/KYTL303NZd """I complained that I can't reject a nonbinary person's gender the second I meet them and then trans people got mad at me! I'm the victim here.""" @lisaquestions @SixArmedSweater lol I never called her a piece of shit. In fact I made a point to be as polite and positive as possible. "@transgrlinexile Yeah apparently a strike is when you can't tweet at all. And I get six of those, not three." @Kaelyrhn @arancaytar Well I'm friends with a few trans checkmarks so I dunno @Kaelyrhn @arancaytar Honestly my dream is to become one so I can't be abused like this again. "@TheSecretCallie I guess search your account for the word ""d*e"" and delete it all :/" "@Kaelyrhn @arancaytar I thought about blocking her, but I thought since she was blocking everyone who replied, my main concern of her followers retaliating against me wasn't going to happen. I didn't consider the possibly of her reporting me though. Lesson learned!" "I guess I should also add that the bigger my account gets, the less true that rule will be become. But for now, it's because I was reported for spam lol" "@MaelJade_ Here's my reply to them, god speed 💕 https://t.co/lt9ER1jG9w" "Normally if I don't like your reply to me there's a very high chance you annoyed me, made me mad, uncomfortable, etc (believe it or not I AM able to keep up with all the replies I get, so I did indeed see it), but wait until the 10th before you assume that again please." Yeah that was almost certainly it. So update for friends: I can only like and retweet every 4 minutes for the next 3 days because I didn't let a transphobic checkmark spew her bullshit free of consequences. Luckily this ISN'T a strike against my account. https://t.co/er9lnrrwQK @JenApparently Oh heck yet another figure I need to pay attention to the Cyberverse boxes to get! How big are they/how much do they cost? @Kaelyrhn Omg are they FLOCKED??? 😍 Oh god is this one of my strikes? Two more of these and I lose my account? I can't take that level of stress right now @PrissyOrcGF very kissable :3 "I replied to that transphobic checkmark account last night which if it wasn't for the fact that I was explicitly being punished for ""spam"" I'd say might be the cause of this. Couldn't let that lie though. She was clearly working overtime blocking anyone that replied." Taking away likes is such a twisted thing to do and has NOTHING to do with spam. That's 99% of my use of this site. This is the main thing I do online. Taking this from me accomplishes NOTHING. @OzmaRacc As a girl I might be biased but: Huge agree @TheCrystalStorm Huge agree! "Like if this is really an important concern, please give us a counter counting down how many likes, retweets, etc we have left in the day." "Also as others have said countless times in the past, there's NO indication or warning for this. It's not like I had one thread where I was liking more tweets than usual or retweeting more often than usual or something. No indication what behavior caused this so I can avoid it." "What's weird is, okay I guess I can see how retweets can be spam. But why is following and liking? Why ISN'T tweeting? I don't think this was named properly." "@FlaredFeline Doesn't seem like it, no. I just usually like any reply to me that I don't hate, so now it'll look like I hate every reply lol" @bi_gendian That explains a lot wow "Well, there's a first time for everything I guess. I've been using Twitter a lot less during the move. No idea how this happened lol https://t.co/EnI8BIeAWr" @trgrrl honestly that sounds really fun "@IllCaesarer lol they spell ""gay"" :P" @trgrrl @Bug_Grrrl oh acid has a tolerance? hmmmm that might be my issue lol @trgrrl lol I remember you playing that this explains so much imagine thinking like this complete karen and being convinced nonbinary people give two shits about your opinion of them @trgrrl real talk I can't type on acid and anyone who can is a wizard @PetsWinter @PrissyOrcGF expecting a b!mbo to spell something correctly smdh @PrissyOrcGF YOU LOOK SO GOOD MORGAN AAAAAA 💕💕💕 lol that block was lightning fast it's a 3 week old tweet she could just delete it "@Aella_Girl And then THEY'D say ""Wow what a coincidence I don't view you as a person worthy of respect"" and just all the cards would be on the table. Love this strategy of you just going mask off immediately. Just saves so much time for everyone!" @sonyaism s-stop making it sound hot @LittleLavvy oh my mistake cutie 😘😘😘 @blaze_casual Same :/ @eevee That means growth is on the way! :3 @LittleLavvy hmmmmm I mean you ARE a fire type~ @maxcapacity_ spoken like a true bratty sub @LittleLavvy hi vulpix im salazzle :3 @RanatokiParalax thank you!!!! 😭😭😭 @TheNDqueerelf @TheMortalWombat teach me your ways 😍 @transfilmtheory smoochable face tbh~ 😘 @slaymoxieslay hi hello 👀👀👀👀 @IsabellaFelipeO It's definitely one of my favorites! @Doc_Wolverine a hot top you say 👀 "@MOOMANiBE It makes sense, but I think people are just annoyed given that the last 3 games didn't do it this way. I was annoyed by it at first, but I've gotten into the intended rhythm and now I barely feel it." "Most of these are Gen 2 because this was my ""grab all my favorite weird Pokemon"" since like, when are we ever gonna get a fucking Girafarig again lol (Sadly they sold out of Mantine and Octillery before I had money to nab them 😭😭😭)" @DrLavaYT I'd absolutely buy this no question! My new shipment of Pokemon stuffies arrived a day early!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/NtMRKZRoxi @TheFintauSystem hgfffhh that sounds nice >////> @LexiEsque YES :3c @LexiEsque cute :3 @TheSecretCallie Yeah I'm super careful with my language about it on main but I feel similarly in case that somehow wasn't clear lol "@Calliethulhu PLEASE LET US HAVE THIS, HELL WORLD" can we get this one silver lining in hell world I think we've earned at least this oh please oh please oh please 🙏 @mebisdead honestly? same 😍 @vexwerewolf (slut~ 😘) @JenApparently Just ordered one and I'm super excited :3 @PeachSweetAss BABEY SQUAD!!!!!! @JenApparently @toydojo Thank you! @JenApparently Omg that's a con exclusive right? I want one so bad! 💕 @AnaMardoll That sounds so awesome!!! @PrissyOrcGF they're so good 😍 @The_Beebles it consumes me @PrissyOrcGF @softgirlrobin gghhgg @ButtGoblin666 hey D:< @DragonQueenRose Gosh cute!!!! 😍😍😍 @The_Beebles hggbnhh m-maybe >.> @AntifaSarkeesi3 Just how I like it @OzmaRacc 😍😍😍💕 @TheCrystalStorm gosh 😍 @LittleLavvy 👀👀👀 @Medoria They just come in different colors. You can't customize them unfortunately. "@Demi_theynd @IsabellaFelipeO @StebMcDreb Yep he counts too! At least as far as BK ""bosses"" go" @Tuplet I can be very bratty hehehe @IsabellaFelipeO @StebMcDreb @Demi_theynd Well there's also Conga. The BK bosses were just much shorter and less of a big deal was made about them. @ABeardedQueer 💕💕💕💕 @LittleLavvy YES!!! When I'm back home let's do it! 💕💕💕 @SweetBeans99 HI I HATE THIS @Kaelyrhn He must be released from the obvious curse he's under @Kaelyrhn Of course. @LittleLavvy THERE'S A PINK ELEPHANT SLIDE??? @tf_fic It's a bed! :3 @Kaelyrhn That's so sad omg "@Demi_theynd @IsabellaFelipeO @StebMcDreb The devs at Rare admitted they wanted her to rubberband but not that hard. Her programming still needed tweaking. So as far as I'm concerned, that's an admission that turbo controllers are all but intended to be used lol" @new_genevieve I miss you too! 💕 room for gay babies progress #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/7F4vIZfgOA @Demi_theynd @StebMcDreb Imagine a remade Tooie with no load times between areas. Like the load times were short but I mean not even any dark tunnels that trigger a jiggy fade out thing. @AngryGayRobot open invitation for you to destroy this pussy 💕 @StebMcDreb @Demi_theynd Yeah they're definitely fun! It's really weird that BK didn't have any actual bosses @TheQueenSeKa hhey 👀👀👀 @AngryGayRobot I saw you like that tweet and I audibly squee'd >/////< @StebMcDreb @Demi_theynd Wrong generation kids mood! I didn't get a console until I was 11 which at the time may as well have been 45. I could've easily grown up with a SNES but my first console was an N64 I've gone back and played and loved all the SNES classics tho. Got a SNES model 2 in my late teens @Demi_theynd @StebMcDreb I love the idea of Tooie but much like with DK64 I've 100%'d twice and that's enough for one lifetime. If it weren't for Canary Mary I'd be way more down to playing it again. ORANGE KITTY SEQUEL https://t.co/TuTN8UZCgi @Demi_theynd @StebMcDreb But wait that's my '87 voice too Like seriously that's my favorite game of all time "@StebMcDreb @Demi_theynd I'm close with someone who was born in 1999, so that's... fine... I just... I need y'all to stop talking about your childhood 😭😭😭" SO MANY FRIENDS I HAVE THE HOTS FOR KEEP LIKING THAT TWEET I'M SO WET "@Chug_Wife I just need to know and be friends with said boy first, heh" "@StebMcDreb like, just use my holes god" @StebMcDreb YES PLEASE "@Chug_Wife if you mean like, you're a boy and you fuck me that sounds great 👀💦" "@Demi_theynd @StebMcDreb Now see because I was so close to my younger brother who's six years younger than me, anyone born as recently as 1993 I don't have a problem with. It's past 1993 where my bones turn to dust." @aliceincamera stop making me horny for uniform shit (don't actually stop) @Chug_Wife I really need to try it Badly atm I SEE AT LEAST ONE BOY WHO I'M MUTUALS/FRIENDS WITH LIKING THAT TWEET HAVE I EVER MENTIONED I'M A BI LESBIAN I HEAR BOY DICK HITS REAL GOOD @PrissyOrcGF godddddd I need thisssss @isthatyourmain *off-screen wrbbjgrrlbll can be heard* @PrissyOrcGF Morgan these tweets are TOO CONTAGIOUSLY HORNY @Demi_theynd Obviously I'm kidding but the time dilation difference between adults only ten years apart breaks my entire brain @Demi_theynd That was different because it was normal :V @Uber_Anne PLZZZZZ 😭💕💕💕 "@MaeveTheFox @OzmaRacc I had a really weird relationship with masculinity. Truth be told I didn't really give a shit about it for most of my life. But I still didn't allow myself to try experimenting with my gender/gender expression. Wish I did, but I've definitely since caught up on lost time lol" @LittleLavvy love you too 💕💕💕 "@LostNotAtSea Ugh, yeah, I've had to cut off flirting with people when I find out they're like, 18 or 19. Like yes you're adults but also to me your kids I'm sorry." @MaeveTheFox @OzmaRacc I got my voice to a point where I'm always holding it high in my throat/head without really thinking about it much ... And then I hear it in a recording and it just sounds like a cis dude 🙃 Ironic that pre-transition I thought my voice was HIGHER than it sounded in my head. "@ABeardedQueer I do sometimes consider it lol Gender is so weird. Lot of complicated emotions I need to work out. But ultimately, if I have to live with one set of genitals, I'm a vulva girl through and through." "@LostNotAtSea Yeah but then you do the math and it's like, oh my god this literal adult was in middle school 5 years ago and it's like, time is fucking fake wtf" am hole can like a cutie with a dick or a strap PLEASE pin me down and use me dying over here "@OzmaRacc Love how cis people clearly think ""Hmmm can't tell this person's gender, oh their voice is the giveaway, there we go""" @tasmosunt Not weird at all! I've been looking forward to it for years myself 🥰 @MayGriffin64 @TarynnWren I try not to be a downer about this but if you're gonna add unfounded optimism in my mentions: Round two of this virus is due to hit in the autumn. It will not just be 3 months. Until a vaccine is made it will keep going. @OzmaRacc It's just about the only thing that clocks me at this point 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 "@tasmosunt I'm exited to try my first strap, but that's a little different." I worry that I'll be physically incapable of taking the next generation seriously. @BlueEterlin @vexwerewolf Yeah that's me as well "There are moments that I miss it, truly. But genital dysphoria sucks so hard. If I could have a temporary removalable penis I'd be down for that." @OzmaRacc I just bury my voice dysphoria real deep causing untold damage later in life I'm sure @Chug_Wife ALSO IT BEGAN THE YEAR I TURNED 18 STOP MAKING ME TURN TO DUST @Chug_Wife >unwatchable as an adult Our entire household of adults watches it regularly wtf "Zoomer nostalgia makes me feel so tired Not old, just tired" Back cats cast a witchy spell to make their brown fur look black. Sunlight reveals the spell ✨ https://t.co/Ln1xJN5CbJ @lucashoal @LambChopInPamps https://t.co/0i4rk5sBfe napping in a sun beam 💕 https://t.co/vORyacHPzN @LambChopInPamps hggfcgnnffg yes plz >//////< "@vexwerewolf Yup, that's why I don't do it either. But I figured masturbating in a public restroom has to count. Testosterone is a helluva drug." @Chug_Wife FUCK THAT BUN @vexwerewolf I kinda cheated but I've masterbated in a lot of weird places lol But I'd love to try the stuff I haven't done yet hehehe >w> @LambChopInPamps hhggffgghh I'm still getting thiccer too~ >.< @NikkiTheSlayer_ PROBABLY Also how you never see him walk anywhere yet he pops around to different parts of the island and just dances in place while always facing you. I just don't understand why they have Zipper such soulless eyes. He even tells you not to assume he's wearing a costume. The AC devs know. Like obviously I'm still a trans woman but I'm no longer a girl with a dick and sometimes stopping to think those words is sooooo surreal "@emuchaton Don't eat ass in the shower, sailor Don't eat ass in the shower, sailor Don't eat ass in the shower, sailor Early in the morning" @MaiaFranklyn Here in America we can't eat bacon anymore because Trump let the bacon industry regulate itself as of January 😭 @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS @heyshanmurphy That was my assumption too @Waspshot23 Gosh I want to do this setup one day @PrissyOrcGF goddess goals 😍😍😍😍 "@MaelJade_ Fakku has been sharing maps listing regions' top searched for porn terms and ""futanari"" is the most common overall by far." @OzmaRacc Gender feels so weird sometimes "So like, stop treating us like shit." "@OzmaRacc Oh I'm very fluid too! Guess we have more in common than I assumed, lol. On my heaviest nonbinary days I'm an agender woman 💕" "I'm not entirely sure what Fakku is but it's nice to get even more confirmation that cishet guys really love girls with dicks. Like, we know, we've known for a while, but it's nice to have more stuff to point to for proof." @OzmaRacc My nonbinary feels aren't as strong so I don't want to act like I know exactly how you feel because I feel like that'd be kinda unfair of me but I also had a lot of piercings I wanted to get before the world ended so I feel that at least. Sucks so hard :/ @yungneocon okay but there were literal tweets calling humans the disease I get the spirit behind your parody here but I think the energy behind it is unnecessary @Niautanor Of course it counts! That's cute af! "lol so many people are like ""I can't math"" and like neither can I which is why I'm so glad both my phone and my computer come built in with free calculator apps???" Just backed the Rae the Doe stuffie Kickstarter (because of course I did lol) and I really want to update my address with Kickstarter but I can't find where to? Am I misremembering how it works? Maybe it only asks for my address when it's needed? @a_alice_nsfw @Chopin_42 @viragoergosum Modern is beyond my understanding so I'll default to your judgement lol "@a_alice_nsfw @Chopin_42 @viragoergosum I haven't been able to keep track of what's in Standard since Khans, but surely there's enough mama fixing to splash some blue? Is Steam Vents gonna be in Standard for Ikoria?" "@ToyFu332 @DjedVartanes @LindsayPB ""IDW Transformers"" covers it really." @redminer88 Fair lol @ReviewsPokemon This is my current setup! Need to put up more shelving to display the rest >.> https://t.co/Bwo3vxieII @Kitty_Squeakle *nodding and taking notes* @LittleLavvy YES PLEASE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @LittleLavvy gosh I'm a little jealous hehehe @Kitty_Squeakle omg teach me your ways! @Waffliesinyofac lol I own both a New 3DS and a Wolf Link Amiibo and didn't know about any of this RIP 🙃 @redminer88 I put it in my location in my bio and people still miss it all the time lol @CatkinsLap Nice!!! (ironically lol) @StebMcDreb No but it feels weird enough to recall that time in my life that I feel like there was some buried unconscious shit going on there "@StebMcDreb voice training does in fact suck for some reason my voice dysphoria got a lot better (used to cry a lot any time online friends had to hear me), but still wish I sounded more femme :/" unrelated but The Land Before Time is such an incredible title like it's a great movie too but just that title is beyond fucking perfect @ikksplicit Sad almost always brings with it horny for me. Personally I never experienced that until after transitioning so it's still very weird to me. "The munching noise your character makes when eating a peach specifically gives me major ""god the tree star in Land Before Time looks fucking delicious"" vibes" "People keep telling me I can hack the Amiibo codes in but like, I can do a lot of things. I can hack my entire game, I can just stop playing, I can stop giving a shit who moves into my town I want the cute pieces of cardboard with official art & that shouldn't be such a huge ask" "@TheSecretCallie Had a tweet once where I was horny but I made special note to mention something to the effect of ""not necessarily horny for you so don't assume that"" & I got a lot less randos being too familiar with me Never had my DMs open to strangers either Shouldn't have to do any of that" @TheSecretCallie oof :/ In can see stars from my bedroom window at the new ranch 🥰 @queerchangeling @StebMcDreb This ^ @sqwrrkpon @Calliethulhu ggssgghddh "@StebMcDreb That's gonna change soon when the filmed production they did like five years ago finally gets released. Plus now that Disney got the rights we're DEFINITELY going to see a film version. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm only saying I couldn't get into it at all." Also slightly less of a big deal but Spring Break Anthem had a bit more logic to it before gay marriage was legalized everywhere in America. But at least there the song has just become even more of a non sequitor which works in its favor imo Or at least I assume Hamilton's death is in Hamilton. A friend played me a few tracks years ago and I couldn't bring myself to give a shit. You can call us Aaron Burr / From the way we're dropping Hamiltons Was a much funnier lyric in Lonely Island's Lazy Sunday before the musical Hamilton had to go and make everyone an American history nerd. @Roodypatooti There's a state where it's illegal to put ice cream in your pocket. Every state has bizarre laws that either apply to a situation that would never happen or trying to stop something that no one would ever enforce. @Demi_theynd hhgdddhhh "We've solved The Organge Problem, and all it took was an idea that sounds like it was invented by Kramer" @Calliethulhu Lockdown sucks I need to bottom!!! I don't know how to feel about the fact that this is such an incredibly good idea despite sounding so bizarre and also there's somehow already a subreddit for it. @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife Seems likely given that he's had it for so long and only now he needs to be hospitalized. Like that's gotta point to a huge complication. @StebMcDreb I literally sit like a bottom all the damn time it's so unfair >.< @DexTheDragon Hmmmm that might be why I missed them @futanarchy IT REALLY IS (the answer is no btw) this chart is extremely accurate at least for me and I'm filing a formal complaint @lucashoal Weird. No idea why they weren't on my radar then. But regardless there's really no reason not to bring them back. "Anyway in case there's friends who'd be willing to part with their cards, my list of most wanteds would be: Alli Phoebe Coco Ankha Marina Flora Stitches Ribbot Lucky Gayle" @LexiEsque I'd love some if you do! @LexiEsque Your wife is truly a visionary (I can't remember if these worked for New Leaf? I feel like if they did they didn't actually let you use them to invite villagers to move in? Otherwise I'm not sure why I ignored them?) "As a long time fan of the series I feel really cheated. I ignored these when the franchise was fucking around with shit I didn't care about and now that they're finally being used in the way they should have to begin with, I'm fucked." @LexiEsque I had no interest in these back when the franchise was fucking around with spin offs I didn't care about and now I'm so jealous. If you ever come visit bring this binder! "plus aren't they like, randomized card packs? so they could just release them again and now there'd be incentive for fans to buy lots of packs hoping to get their favorite villagers to actually move into a core AC game and have more of a function than they did before wtf" @StebMcDreb I'm just glad there's any functionality at all. Would have been totally predictable for them to have dropped it. "@Darkly_Dave Wait I thought they actually did end up making that? I never paid attention because I had mine from the WiiU days and I was told that works with Switch. They still sell GameCube controllers, did they seriously never do another run of those adaptors for Switch?" "@StebMcDreb Even their plastic Amiibos got second and third runs, tho A more accurate statement might be Nintendo is a company that rarely feels justified returning to previous gimmicks Honestly that Amiibos work at all on the Switch and that the figures are still being made is a miracle" if I had gotten in on the ground floor with those cards I'd be really happy that suddenly I'd be getting use out of them again and I also wouldn't mind at all if they did another production run of them I'd still get the bonus of already having bought them makes no sense "And like, at least with the plastic figures you could argue stuff like production costs. Those paint aps ARE pretty awesome. But we're talking about card stock." I think the GameCube AC had similar functionality with E-Reader cards? Maybe? But this is the first time literally picking what villagers you want has been this easy and intuitive and yet they dropped the ball so fucking hard on this wtf so like did Nintendo seriously release an Animal Crossing game where there's a lot of really clever and much-desired functionality with a bunch of Amiibo cards that aren't in production anymore we were just supposed to know to buy Happy Home Academy or else fuck us @Hypnothulhu Better save some cialis for when I can finally make it over there then~ :3c @LittleEmmyBee @nyaakat hubba-whaaaaaaaa??? @FrigidElfChild tragically I appear to be blocked but the context clues from the replies here seem juicy @Hypnothulhu I've heard rumors that I'm pretty cute 👀 @LackingSaint you might even say the numbers went sky high @nyaakat *taking notes* @nyaakat honestly I'm more surprised when you're not diapered :3 "@NewGenderWhoDis I remember it was definitely hard on you, but your determination was inspiring" @ABeardedQueer awwww thank you 💕💕💕💕 That would actually rule lol K.K. Only In Dreams "@GaminGlennSeto @ZJemptv @athenahollow Redemption doesn't mean getting his old career back. And redemption was pretty clearly off the table after his reaction stated clearly he wasn't sorry. And again when he snuck back into the comedy scene. So at this point, yes he's supposed to stay gone forever." @blaze_casual God no lol @blaze_casual Our new ranch is in Westcliffe 💕 @abrokentweeter ? Our neverending move has made buying weed difficult so THAT stole it from us lol "Okay, FAIR, many of us HAVE been high all month I just expected more memes about it" @liddytronic yeah I just expected more memes about it is all @blaze_casual SO gay~ @RajelAran @blazevixenart RIGHT??? Remember how we all joked that April 2020 was gonna be 4/20 all month. Corona stole that from us. "@blaze_casual Oh gosh I'd never ignore you, cutie~ Can't wait to have you over to smoke with you! And other stuff~" @LambChopInPamps Awwww cute!! @blaze_casual Oh lol 💕 @blaze_casual Wait you don't live in Wetmore do you? That's way closer to us than Colorado Springs! @vexwerewolf And do gay stuff with you!!!! @vexwerewolf I wanna see you!!!!! D: There's a town called Wetmore on the way from the old ranch to the new ranch and we've taken to calling it Wet Spot @emuchaton I feel this so hard I fear I might die from thirst omg is this seriously making you thirsty you horny sluts? 💕 @CasualShadowJR Hehehe sure~ @Roodypatooti between my legs~ "@futanarchy goddess, mood" @QuinntoBean Wait they don't have transporters on Enterprise do they @suchnerve 11-11-11 was just the day Skyrim came out did people honestly think it was like cursed or something @viragoergosum (gosh thank you!) @Roodypatooti I might know of one >////> @viragoergosum Hehehe~ @blazevixenart Omg the composition on this is sooooo good two more days until dildo is delivered I'll survive but just barely x.x @LilFluffClouds as a fellow bottom I find this extremely suspect 🤔🤔🤔 @Roodypatooti gddgghhgddg really? >/////> @Daemonia94 Also it fries your Switch if you take it off the dock. It was on sale for only 4 hours before getting pulled. @Daemonia94 Pretty much @LambChopInPamps godddddd yes blueberry tf trigger~ Had a blue raspberry slushy and this happened https://t.co/vN0VqGVFUX @polyheartmony h*ck thank you >/////> @trampledamage @TenaciousRanch @TenaciousQilin That's Tabitha T-rex! She's my favorite b stuffie 🥰 @Lexidrawn @TenaciousRanch Omg did you visit today? Sorry I missed you :/ @premium_thot goddess whomst among us~ @LambChopInPamps 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @futanarchy Oh yeah thank you for the reminder! 💕 @transgirlinSEA I've only had uncut 😭 "so when this is all over we're not for a second going to let any capitalists try to pull the whole ""under socialism you get empty shelves in stores"" bullshit, right?" girldick is so good it's unfair daydreaming about sucking dick @greymatter_jam If this gets better. Experts are saying in the fall we get round two. honestly fuck the corona for severely cutting down on the number of cuties I'll be able to invite over this summer so much gay shit I wanted to do goddammit D:< @QuestForTori I understand this mood but I promise you they don't think you're boring 💕 @StebMcDreb aaaaaaaaaaa blushing more!!!!! >////< @StebMcDreb Dunno why I'M blushing at how cute you are but here we are "@Jasonyboi I got it from Target. It's one of the Series 3 packs of Botbots, which is a spin-off of Transformers and should be next to those." @Calliethulhu Nice the one I'd vote for is winning :3 @Jasonyboi Link you? @TwippingVanilla Nah it's not about arousal I don't think. "@ratqueennotmean I have all of those and my internet connection isn't secure enough to allow much visiting, sorry :/" @AlexisVeilled Omg I wanna suck those tiddies!!! 😍 @ratqueennotmean Peaches! I reloaded until I got those :3 They had a Botbots pack with the pacifier and baby bottle ones so with one purchase I'm done with Botbots again lol https://t.co/68cL0QblcZ @ratqueennotmean I just love eggs and pastels 🥰 @blaze_casual PAWBS @infinitebadness Most likely. Still kinda scary to see tho. @transfilmtheory hhheck I am too Target was the emptiest I've ever seen it and everyone but me was wearing a face mask. The main road in Fort Collins is almost empty. The end of the world is really haunting. @Kate_Bunni thank you! ^.^ @Demi_theynd Oh fair lol @Demi_theynd am I a simp I'm not sure "@ayyy_vuh I mean, mood. Now I'm not worried about you not responding lol 💕" @isthatyourmain 👀👀👀💦 @emarl_ identified cute baby @little_lizzie22 YOU REALLY SHOULD 💕 @QuestForTori ALL DAY EVERY DAY 💕 @OzmaRacc h*ck yes 😍💕💦 @Glopossum @vixen_slut panties on the face is such a mood 😍 @OzmaRacc Hey~ 💕💕💕 @MommyBlakesFeet Thank you~ 😘 gosh I'm posting feet on main aren't I @OzmaRacc 😍😍😍 @MOOMANiBE It's the upstairs upgrade! @AlexisVeilled *hugs* :/ E G G #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5QwKAyj6bs @transfilmtheory tragic my face isn't in there tbh @TheCrystalStorm @ayyy_vuh I enthusiastically support this idea "The ""present"" (1985) in Back to the Future is now older than the past (1955) was in that movie and it's been that way for years now (2015 wasn't just a randomly selected date for the sequel). Like I was born in '87 and this hurts my brain to think about." I think part of the issue is my nerves haven't all woken up. It's getting there though. @RaeGun2k Love you tons 💕 "Sometimes I'll get this... it's not exactly pain, but like a weird kind of unconformable stiffness near-ish my clit & I have no idea what it is. At first I thought it was phantom pain b/c it felt like my dick was hard but now I'm wondering if it's just random clit erections lol" @transgrlinexile Target! Isabelle feets https://t.co/2dahSgNfqf @nyaakat oh gosh this view makes even me feel toppy~ "@suchnerve I've uh, noticed yeah >////>" @RaeGun2k Omg I would love to go on a date with you just saying !!! IMPORTANT !!! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4dxzg1nRtb lol I posted that earlier pic of this room without realizing there's a spot for me! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xfp0UkoQ8c @PrissyOrcGF Omg I want that shirt!!! @Technicallyowen @NadlesNeu @TenaciousRanch Only Mistress can call me that please The same team that made Splatoon makes Animal Crossing and I love that an evolutionary lineage exists in both series #AnimalCrossing #ACNH https://t.co/LQLfwLjmie "@kayoticks @ScubaF_ingSteve Will do, thank you 💕" "@ServantoftheFae @FlorenceLaReine I only risked it because the guide I found said buying at about 100 and selling at about 200 was the usual thing you should wait for, and that the max might be a many as 600 though that's rare. So the range I thought I was working with wasn't really the case." @ScubaF_ingSteve We don't have reliable enough internet out here for me to pursue that tbh @MavenOfMayhem *stalks :P I was told to hold out for 200 bells. It peaked at 160 on Thursday. First time I played the stalk market. I BOUGHT THEM FOR 92 BELLS I'M RUINED #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/B49tlGIZi8 "Rise of Skywalker. Fitting movie I'd be proud to share was my last, but god I hope theaters don't disappear." @Bestgirlemma It's a creative way to incorporate wedges. R&D insists wedges are the hardest three color combo to design for despite their popularity. It IS weirdly worded but it's also a strictly better Murder so I'm not complaining lol @sonyaism dssdfggghhhf that's true I'm gonna need to get in there huh >/////< @Q3w3e3 also I need that shirt @Q3w3e3 ur cute 💕 @VioletWolf161 Intentionally! 🥰 @sonyaism h*ck tho 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @excogs LOVE IT Can confirm @BinkKobold Hoping no one notices he's not a Pokemon lol @TheFintauSystem I have one!!! Just gotta get more shelves up! These were just my trans colored ones lol @ThousandsOfBees Haha you noticed! 💕💕💕 @hoshinofan I'm gonna take them down regularly to dust them! So that's my trans colored Pokemon all displayed now. I have... a lot more to display >.> @vexwerewolf I've been preparing for this my entire life I have successfully filled this half of the rafters with stuffies!!! https://t.co/M27FRYbOnu "@Calliethulhu listen," @emarl_ @foxinajacket Omg I might wanna commission her too these are gorgeous! @aliceincamera I'll say gosh 😍 @vexwerewolf Oh my! @AsilionFeo I already have a mommy @TheNDqueerelf oh god that'd be solo hot @LittleLambJenny @TinyVampBaby ggfdddfgg @TinyVampBaby @LittleLambJenny Oh of course I'd love to~ @litterboxhex Aaaaaa congrats! I love your glowup and I love this tweet! HUGE MOOD on the sex being better hehe. HRT is magic!!!! @LittleLambJenny @TinyVampBaby wait am I laying your eggs or laying you because either way is hot tbh @vexwerewolf whomst among us @TinyVampBaby @LittleLambJenny hhgggh that sounds kinda nice >.> @TheNDqueerelf but but then who would lay them in me???? "@GenderBanana I'll accept her being in a hypothetical Pride Secret Lair, but yeah she really should've been in the IWD one" @excogs I don't think I had heard of it before but I'm so into this lol "imagine if instead of finding them outside,,, you just kept laying them,,,,, more and more,,,,,,,, pregnant belly never reducing despite continually laying,,,,,,,,,," As something of an E G G enthusiast I'm legit excited honestly @grittystitties @transfilmtheory @LorelaiMerri okay no yeah she can crush me plz THIS IS REALLY COOL AND I'M NOT SURPRISED LOL https://t.co/ezYO77aek9 Ḛ ̧͔̑G̢̪͑ ͛̒͝G̝̳̝͙ͩ̉͆̆ͧ̍͛͡ ̻͉̲͙̲͋̔ͮͨS͈ ̥͉̣̳̾͛ͩ̔have finally arrived in my Animal Crossing town "@heck_engine Guessing this is a real player's face given it has that ""they only gave the artist one picture for reference"" uncanny valley look" @excogs you need to see this Lizzie gave this incredible piece of literature to Jen and I'm so here for it https://t.co/xWlIHtAWGX "Hey @wizards_magic, for the next Intentional Women's Day, include Alesha, okay? Whole lotta trans women enjoy your game." They really dropped the ball by not including Alesha tho Guess I forgot about the MtG International Women's Day Secret Lair set but the prices on eBay don't look that bad thankfully @transfilmtheory @LorelaiMerri hdddhhdhh okay I'm into that extremely @transfilmtheory @LorelaiMerri Omg that's really cool @LorelaiMerri @transfilmtheory EXACTLY It's all fantasy anyway why would I want the fantasy of a bunch of normal sweaty dudes getting WAY too into a fighting match??? """capitalism"" but it's said like the punchline to the aristocrats" @QueenStodge I mean he's a big enough toy that a repaint might help offset the cost. Not like there's many other characters they can repaint him into. this set was made for furries lol https://t.co/nSovzYhYot @ZJemptv Butch lesbians destroy me in the best way @ThatHeckinRobin It's my fault since she retweeted my retweet lol @Canageek @DialMforMara How did the reprint a card that's not out yet? I have no doubt they PLAN to reprint it though @leafwork I wanna snag at least one but ideally a playset Not even that long ago Wizards refused to even print D&D monsters in MtG despite being the same company and now they're teaming up with Toho. What a time to be alive. Also Spacegodzilla's title is Death Corona and they're not gonna reprint that ever due to the unintentional bad look of it lol "So I guess the name below Godzilla is the normal, non special print name of the card?" "Ikoria is set to be one of the weirdest sets ever I'm so fucking into this (Yes this is an official card, playable in black border games aka the main game everyone plays) https://t.co/aIu9rp9O2q" @vexwerewolf I love the weirdness so much though. I MUST own this @QueenStodge He'd look real good in a purple or dark gray imo @transfilmtheory Once I tweeted that one of my bigger annoyances was that wrestling doesn't lean into the fantasy way more since it's fantasy regardless and I was told to check out Lucha Underground. That's the closest I ever got lol "@QueenStodge As someone whose collection is in storage for a while, I love looking at this 😍 Also hilarious how un-Decepticon Jetfire looks." @transfilmtheory I will never like wrestling sorry not sorry @RanatokiParalax I'll definitely be @'ing said friend when I share a pic of it hehehe~ @TheFintauSystem I mean if you happen to know any comparable cocks 👀👀👀 "@mode_view Both would have been fine, but I understood it as the second one 💕" @OneLameShark Huge agree! But I love the base builders in Earthrise even more because of the display potential! I already bought two Ironworks because I want him in both modes lol @mode_view @LeafTilde I liked your tweet so no @transfilmtheory ggdddfgggddsh you're so right I'm such a forgetful slut >///////< @LeafTilde Okay definitely adding you to my list of Canadian cuties to visit one day :3 @AsilionFeo ggghhhhhfdddaggggb 💦💦💦 @LittleLavvy h*ck >////> @wehpudicabok I was trying to speak generally but it was sparked by the recent Jill from RE3 thing. @LittleLavvy I'm a little trapped in an old's body lol @LittleLavvy Mine was Weird Al's Running With Scissors lol But yes I was obsessed with American Idiot in high school @LittleLavvy It's a good album for the current state of things honestly @MilkshakeMolly could never get into anal @LittleLavvy I can't remember a word that you were saying 🎶 "Reminds me when experts were saying we should call our doctors if we think we have coronavirus. You know, just call up your doctor personally and have a one on one chat on the phone like you can do anytime." "@MilkshakeMolly If we can afford it, maybe. The move has been really expensive." @MilkshakeMolly @greymatter_jam yeah it's kinda my thing lol lol okay I'll just go harvest them from the trees I guess https://t.co/dup3CPo8Yf @LeafTilde Wait a second you're not in the states? "An added layer of excitement is this is a Bad Dragon dildo a friend of mine who works there is hooking me up with, and I told her to surprise me :3" @dead_girly dildo buddies!!!! "Realizing that there's like, almost two kinds of kegels I can do? One that clamps the puss and the other that, if I still had a dick, would make that move. It's still so surreal that I have this thing." @MommyBlakesFeet @MilkshakeMolly thank u for ur service 😭🙏💕 @AmazonChique This is a mood. Waited three days and he's not taking the hint. @MommyBlakesFeet @MilkshakeMolly I'd very much like that goshhhh 😍😍😍💦💦💦 @MilkshakeMolly @MommyBlakesFeet hfddhjhddghg omg yes @transfilmtheory I need to be filled so badly Jamie "@JaneFae Like, in general? I dunno, pandemic is pretty stressful" I finally have a dildo arriving on Wednesday and lemme tell you I have needed this for so goddamn long imagine a grown man getting furious that Cinemax stopped airing softcore porn that's about the level we're working with here like whatever character you're mad about: there's so much porn already "one thing I don't understand about Gamers getting mad at their favorite waifu has less in-game cheesecake: y'all know there's like, MASSIVE VOLUMES of the raunchiest porn imaginable of that exact character, right? I know when you were 12 that upskirt was all you had but its 2020" I aspire to one day be dicked down by a cock as magnificent as Rookie Stray's @TinyVampBaby hgfffhhfhj kinda >////> @LambChopInPamps I'm an old lol why do you think I'm such a little "@HaileyAdamsXXX Oh gosh we didn't know you were plural! Or we forgot, but still! We like knowing other systems 💕" @PrissyOrcGF holy heck can't wait to see it!!! 💕 @HaileyAdamsXXX I'm a bi lesbian that doesn't like to advertise that fact because the discourse around it is so toxic 11 years is entirely too long to have a Twitter account wtf lol #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/DbvMUrdvJN @SixArmedSweater ... Acceptable @StebMcDreb fffffgggghh how dare you make me this wet @StebMcDreb ggddddg but wouldn't that mean I'd start inflating too??? @SixArmedSweater Yes I've since figured that out. Still annoyed though "@SixArmedSweater Ah, I do not which might be part of the issue here." @tiptransformed Didn't even need to unmute my phone to start uncontrollably laughing @StebMcDreb nice and inflated too~ "@CaseyExplosion Animal Crossing is fulfilling my much needed ""lose myself"" experience. I totally get it." @LeafTilde Like for a place like Chuck E Cheese it's either SUPER cheap delivery to justify how shitty it is or instant death during a pandemic. "@LeafTilde $5 is Little Caesars tier, which I'd expect from Chuck E Cheese, but LC notably doesn't deliver (I think I heard that recently started doing that but I assume those pizzas cost more?) I can ALMOST see a local franchise owner slashing prices to fight COVID-19." @wehpudicabok The Ninja Turtles are a 30+ year running franchise built on this idea (though if this is a graffiti artist on some next level shit I suppose I'm even more in awe) the fact that this was presented to the world as a legitimate means of desperate advertising and not intentional art makes it that much more profound to me "as someone obsessed with weird art, art most folks often dismissively call ""modern"" art, and art installations: unironically that photo belongs in a museum" @lisaquestions @Mersadeon I mute every tweet I have that goes viral. Even for someone as constantly online as I am I find it too overwhelming. PLEASE ORDER OUR RAT PIZZA WE'RE DELIVERING NOW """the local chuck e cheese has become an ironic art installation"" is a mood I find equal parts terrifying and beautiful" @ServantoftheFae sucking dick gives me life 🥰 @sqwrrkpon hggddgjdddb fair >////> whole lotta beautiful people whose dicks I desperately want to choke on liking that tweet twitter never gives me such relevant news updates in my notifications like this thank u https://t.co/sLYNUt1zsq @PhyrexianThot listen us slutty introverts aren't enjoying this either D:< @ReviewsPokemon *x-files theme plays* @SarahSwitchy @Daemonia94 like the second Link meets her she's domming him HARD @melstonemusic not to be such a lesbian but huge agree Haven't felt super horny the last few days what with being so busy with the move and omg I missed this feeling plz use me~ 💦 @NeurologNyx just a heads up that these pics sent wonderful shivers down my spine thanks 😍 @Brimmy21 Same! @BoringNerdyKate dat lip bite~ My dehiscence feeling itchy probably means it's healing but fuuuuuck I wish I could scratch it. Honestly given how unhelpful scratching itches elsewhere on my vulva is due to nerves still waking up I'm probably not missing much lol I'm terminally online and I've never been like limited on Twitter. I only click like on: - Stuff I like (lol) - Replies to me that I don't hate I guess there are people out there that like everything on their TL? "@Hypnothulhu or like, hypothetically, if an American girl was visiting you 👀💦" @Hypnothulhu 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @TheNecroPunk Okay this I'll accept. @UberAnneIRL h*ck 😍 "@DevourerRose I mask really well. But I guess I missed this. I just thought ""I'm intentionally pretending I don't understand a common metaphor"" wouldn't have so many people going ""I had to sing the song for myself and then I went omg""" @Hypnothulhu any um ideas for what you wanna do with said hard girlcock 👀💦 "@DevourerRose Taking things too literally is supposed to be what WE do, dammit!" "@DevourerRose Yeah that's somewhat archaic but all it really amounts to is ""is."" The thing that's tripping people up is that it's a metaphor. ""Is but a"" is not what makes it a metaphor." "@FalconGoddess37 That's fine, my annoyance is people seemingly thinking the intent is to use ""dream"" literally in that phrase." "@LookForSerenity Yep that's what that phrase means and I'm annoyed so many people seemingly don't know that. Like if you really didn't know that, at what point was Row Row Row Your Boat NOT a dark song to you? In which case why are people acting surprised?" "@DevourerRose I read fallacy for some reason my bad. It's not an archaic expression! ""Dream"" is often meant metaphorically like in the phrases ""dream job"" and ""dream girl""!" "I'm forced to assume people who think this is dark also have trouble with being asked what their dream job is. ""Well a job I only have in my dreams wouldn't really help me much now would it?"" - person freaked out by Row Row Row Your Boat" "@FalconGoddess37 That's not what ""life is but a dream"" means." @DevourerRose I don't understand what you mean by the first sentence and I don't know what joke you're referring to in the second sentence? @an_mistake THAT'S NOT WHAT THOSE WORDS IN THAT ORDER MEANS THOUGH Me listening to oldies as a kid and this song in particular prepped me for this moment I guess. holy shit you guys I just found the darkest song ever amirite https://t.co/0Pzsr0ojvx Life is JUST a dream would have to be taken literally. But it's but. Why are people like this. @DevourerRose That's not at all what the lyrics mean though. It's very obviously an expression. @daftprinceling I cannot adequately describe why people being that intentionally and unnecessarily obtuse annoys me so much. "Like I guess if you take it literally maybe it's kinda dark? Sort of? Life isn't real it's just a dream? But ""is but a dream"" is basically a colorful way of saying ""is great""" "@SarahSwitchy @Daemonia94 She's merely a top, not a villain, but it's an easy mistake to make~" "I don't get it and the comments are no help. Like everyone's saying ""lol I had to sing it in my head before I got it"" and I'm sitting here like ""what's weird about life is but a dream????""" @morkitten @ikksnay Omg I forgot it was her birthday! Happy birthday Dee!!! 💕 @nyaakat Cuuuuute!!! 💕 @Daemonia94 imp Midna is the complete package tho shortstack best stack @ProfessorJAJL There's squids and alligators and at least one mummy dog I shouldn't have to settle for an eagle @ProfessorJAJL I just don't want a boring blue eagle. The next one won't be mandatory? Like I assume he'll have to leave and be replaced by someone else otherwise why the hell do you even have the campground stage to begin with? There's some asshole I don't want to move into my Animal Crossing town who's stayed in our campground for three days now and won't take the fucking hint that I'm not interested. @RaeGun2k It was even more satisfying to arrange 🥰 @maegodhavemercy It came with this awesome house! @transfilmtheory gosh >/////> @transfilmtheory Oh wait I misread that (???) @transfilmtheory I mean I don't have balls anymore but THANK YOU for speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @transfilmtheory THANK YOU @StebMcDreb wanna kiss u ;_; @LithiumSulfate Also the proximity would make Rocco proud @LithiumSulfate If you kept it alphabetical they'd be even closer :P @ConfusedSwitch @AlexisVeilled jhhhhhhhgggg plz @little_lizzie22 I've met other people who've said the same. It's amazing how often the joke of the entire premise was lost on folks lol @AlexisVeilled @ConfusedSwitch hddggdddghhhjj 💦💦💦 @StebMcDreb @vexwerewolf I mean she's really not wrong lol @HaileyAdamsXXX DVD cases are bigger so it would involve cropping that I'm not sure I'd trust myself with Plus Blu-ray spines are narrower (Actually there's a few straggler discs that we misplaced but that's still a perfect fit for the discs that were in the two boxes during the move) IT ACTUALLY ALL FITS PERFECTLY OMG https://t.co/aiCnxlO6NZ "And spaces before letters right? ie, Star Trek and Star Wars before Stargate?" Alphabetically should It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia go under I or A? @AlexisVeilled @ConfusedSwitch gosh that'd be so nice >////< Working on setting up the new movie shelf. We really need this on Blu-ray but this cover is so cool I won't be able to part with it even after we upgrade https://t.co/AvF5izww5D @AlexisVeilled @ConfusedSwitch fgfdfgfddd really? >.< @lilgirlsteffi Thank you! 💕 "Anyway unless I missed a release I think this is a complete Mega64 collection, ignoring some redundant releases (like I don't have the original Something Awful prints of Version 1 and 2)" @mode_view Haha nice! I'd rather watch both copies of Version 1 in a row than watch Mr. Deeds even once lol "I almost felt kinda guilty that my @mega64 collection takes up so much space on our new shared movie/TV shelf given that I'm the only one who watches Mega64, but given that I'm not the one who put Mr. fucking Deeds on the shelf I feel like this is more than fair. https://t.co/OOIHjQkMJu" @AJisValid Same. I assume it's just another piece of clothing the Abel sisters get in at some point And yeah I'm aware of the Robot Hero statue but it needs so much goddamn gold ore to build lol @ayyy_vuh shit she's totally onto us Lesbos flag finished <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mN1KBStv5J Home sweet home <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TOWou3MPVw @FlorenceLaReine Exactly!!! We need more!!! @Chopin_42 Honestly mood "@IinaOfAstora 5'11"" and a size 11 in women's. So I'm at the upper end of what fits. Could be way worse but still frustrating at times." Like no judgement ladies but maybe step it up a bit? "You can tell I don't have much height dysphoria when my reaction to the limited sizes of girl clothes isn't ""Why am I so big?"" but rather ""Why are cis girls so tiny?""" "Kinda wild that despite this house probably bring limited to satellite just like the last one, the signal for T-Mobile specifically out here is so good we could support all the internet we needed with WiFi tethering. I'll take it lol" @StebMcDreb Well in said top's defense you're unbearably cute. I'd be tempted to bully you too honestly~ "@TheCrystalStorm There's definitely been ups and downs for my surgery results as well, but this was still so, so worth it" @MaiaFranklyn the bad kind of light piping @MaiaFranklyn Mine's still in the box whoops @ConfusedSwitch @AlexisVeilled omg that's so gay I love it!! 💕💦 @slaymoxieslay oh gosh I'd love to~ 💕 @Kamenspider I've been collecting long enough that I got that first two pack for a steal on eBay before people realized that was the only one we'd get for 14(!!!) years lol @ConfusedSwitch @AlexisVeilled Just getting bigger and bigger While maybe we kiss 😳😳😳 @ConfusedSwitch @AlexisVeilled that'd be so lewd though~ 💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX goddess I feel this so hard perhaps we could help each other 👀 @RaeGun2k turns out the fountain of youth is estrogen @Technicallyowen @vexwerewolf https://t.co/885lmSdbiZ @Doc_Wolverine ready to preform my civic duty o7 @vexwerewolf I assume no one ever in the history of forever has thought of this genius wordplay before "if you're a fursuiter whose fursona is a lycanthrope, you wear wolf" "@daggertrout Pretty sure the only reason ""boyfriend"" was avoided was for plausible deniability lol" @RaeGun2k Your glowup is so amazing every time I see it 💕💕💕 "@Canageek That's what I used initially and if I decide to re-measure instead of just trying stuff on and going with what feels best, I'll use that guide again." "Anyway for some added context: C.J. isn't like, part-owner of a business or anything. He's a streamer and extremely online. So ""partner"" can really only mean of the romantic variety as far as I'm concerned." "@TheEpicDewback I mean given that his dad was where that started and his name is Chip, I'm pretty sure it's just a beaver reference" @AstroStella7 Maybe later when I'm not on the road 💕 @TheEpicDewback I'm betting his full name is Chip Jr "@TheEpicDewback He's the son of Chip, who had the same vocal tic" @AstroStella7 I want to get at least some of the Easter items though I think the only reason I got C.J. to visit is because I still haven't been able to update to the Easter stuff because of lack of internet signal (JUST figured out mobile hotspot on my phone tho). Dunno how many people have noticed this yet. @calico_patches Called a romper in the game @calico_patches It's an in-game outfit! Really wish I paid attention to Mabel's explanation about how the dressing room let's you pick all the colors of clothes they're selling that day. Really would've liked that fairy tale dress in pink D:< @calico_patches Yep! Bunch of colors too! Finally figured out mobile hotspot on my phone so get ready for a flood of Animal Crossing pictures tonight lol They're gay and dating #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ZMC8UTlPSk babey #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/aeNndNDzbf @deathpigeon @AstrodogeLaika @riskyrobots Yeah I already retweeted it :P @StebMcDreb @LewdLushaani yesssss 😍😍😍💦💦💦 @salielle *cocks blaster* Emperor's haunted @AlexisVeilled 👀👀👀💦 @BoringNerdyKate Wholesome content right here @DaShitpostQueen Same! @TheEpicDewback RIGHT??? Yesssssss finally 💕 https://t.co/V0Re0Ewq3e "@FrigidElfChild @RainyDemonKing Oh then you DEFINITELY should, Cami :3" @RainyDemonKing Awwww cute! "@Klezmerstyle @MaiaFranklyn Oh lol I assumed that happened sooner, but yeah that's part of that I was referring to." @MaiaFranklyn John Oliver is an American trapped in a Brit's body "@MaiaFranklyn Prior to Marvel redefining when big movies can drop (ie Black Panther in February), anything after Christmas and before May is being dumped due to the studio having no faith it'll do well and the lack of decent competition will give it the best chance at maybe making money." "@DesDReac @penelope_zone I used that same chart to find my initial size of 44C, but I guess I'll just spend some time at Torrid trying several sizes." "@AdiaLandfall No because I have my DMs closed to people I'm not following, sorry." @AdiaLandfall Click on any of the tweets in this conversation (including this one) then scroll up. @jesstheunstill Thank you!!!! @Kaelyrhn I'm not mad I'm just completely frazzled from the move and running on no sleep I'm sorry. "@Kaelyrhn So, the best way for me to explain this would be to share an example picture, which I would pull from Google, which would mean I'm googling the thing I already know the definition of to explain to someone who could've googled it." @AdiaLandfall There's no way to edit tweets so deleting them could work @AdiaLandfall (note because my language might've been unclear: untagging needs to happen before you click the blue reply button but after you click the word bubble to type the reply) "@AdiaLandfall Because you replied to a retweet of mine, I was alerted by default and you kinda embarrassed me with that comment. (Note that I untagged the person who made the original tweet because this conversation doesn't involve them and I don't want to flood their notifications)" "@AdiaLandfall When you click reply, above your reply it lists everyone that will see the reply in their notifications. You can click those names to choose how many of those people will be alerted." @Summer_C_Ash Not yet but I'm patient 💕 "My bra size had been 44C but they've been feeling a little loose lately. Assuming that I've shrunk to a 42, that would affect the cup size, right? I'll have to re-measure regardless but if anyone knows bra math I'd appreciate it." @RainyDemonKing @FrigidElfChild Omg how embarrassing for her~ @liddytronic Most likely lol @KuromiBunnyBoi I have already looked into these and they're not strong enough to quell my anxiety. @liddytronic I can't overstate how difficult of a maneuver that'd be lol @MaiaFranklyn Same lol (We call them cork boards over here tho) "They do seem to be the soul source of all the ideal elements you'd want in dilators to be fair. (Not all dilators have dots to measure how far you went for starters, and I can't imagine being very consistent with dilating without those)" Soul Source dilators have a really ironic brand name given they're one of a surprising number of brands of dilators. @AdiaLandfall @AstrodogeLaika Please untag me before you do this "I get anxiety for both things, there is no upgrade." As a millennial with anxiety about my enamel pins falling off of whatever I put it on and losing it forever I'm a little surprised at the popularity of this tweet. @toygrind This is cheating a bit but CHUG was such a terrible fan name. Does anyone even remember or care about Henkei anymore? @FrillyHyena Spaghetti strap tops are the best imo 💕 @RhymesWithSheRa Not creepy at all~ 😘 @viragoergosum I would think so~ 😘 @LeafTilde 😘😘😘 @Oh_Its_Just_Jo Holy heck cute!!! Tired: Constantly pulling up my top to hide my bra Inspired: Actually this looks cute and hot af https://t.co/coaNwPGlGW @TheNDqueerelf omg hot!!! >////< @CaseyExplosion This is real. ⚠️ System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. [ ok ] @AlexisVeilled 👀👀👀 @LittleLavvy The real golden trout was the friendship we caught along the way @Sparx_x_x The way this was cropped on mobile made for a perfect reveal lol Also you're super cute omg! 💕 @excogs Cutie! 💕 @AshCoyote Oh heck you're cute! 💕 @ThomasRohrer216 That's still a character that can move in "Like there's a LOT of characters that are gone now. Seems like an awful waste to not use them at all, you know?" "Instead of fully retiring Animal Crossing charterers like Cap'n, Dr. Shrunk, Reese, Cyrus, Nat, etc, Nintendo should turn them into villagers that can move in." @NikkiTheSlayer_ Yes but I don't need to tonight. I'm not sure why people keep mentioning this. @aidapsibr Yes but: - I'd really rather sell right away if the option is there - There's only so much space I can place them - Flick buys them for 150% their value "@AngryNerdBird Things are going okay, all things considered 💕" "On a normal night in Animal Crossing, Nook's Cranny closes at 10 and tarantulas don't come out until 7. Creating a tarantula island takes a long enough time that that window isn't as wide as it sounds... But Flick is in town tonight and he sticks around until 5am 👀👀👀" Been so busy moving (and playing Animal Crossing on the long trips between ranches) that I've been kinda anything but visible on #TransDayOfVisibility lol https://t.co/8h1cGArHC2 @Xeans The Wachowskis are masters of filming action. @RaeGun2k 💕💕💕 @abdlstella @LittleLambJenny cute! :3 "@sqwrrkpon I started using Twitter in earnest almost exactly 3 years ago and my rate of losing friends is about the same. Kinda puts it in perspective since I have way more friends than I've lost. But yeah, it still stings." It's why my list of friends to visit if I ever make it out to the UK is like 15 people long. Because I'm lucky enough to be friends with so many wonderful people. I hope I get to be friends with y'all forever 💕 I have the mixed blessing of being on the less talked about end of many parasocial relationships so I can't honestly say I'm friends with all of you. Even being mutuals doesn't necessarily guarantee we're friends. But I care about a lot of you and I really value our friendship. "Plus even time traveling is a messy way to get good furniture. Doable, but not a guarantee." I mean I guess it's time travel but I'm seeing this from folks I wouldn't have pegged as being that obsessed with the game. (I time travel in most AC games but I've decided to avoid that this time around) Like I'm normally fine with how long this takes but this is my first AC I've played where social media factored in this much and I'm seeing how quickly I'm being outpaced. And it's not like there's a way to grind for better furniture? How is it everyone's Animal Crossing houses are all neatly organized and themed after only like a week of the game being out meanwhile I'm still slowly gathering the right pieces "@norintha That's fine, but I'm not okay with granting that exception to bigots. If I found out a TERF set out to be blocked by me before arguing with me, I still wouldn't grant them a win after I blocked them." "A lot of people I've known the longest on this platform I've drifted away from. Not everyone thankfully, but too many. Makes me worried there's a shelf life for Twitter friendships. Goddess I hope that's not the case." It's paradoxical because it's true that an online relationship can be in so many ways just as real as an in-person one. And so many aspects of a relationship don't require being near each other. And yet... "That's part of why I so badly want to meet as many online friends as I can in person. Just feels like if I've been in the same room with you, even briefly, that strengthens the relationship we built online. I dunno if this actually reflects reality but I feel like it does." "Grappling with the really depressing reality that some Twitter friendships drift apart I want to say ""despite my best efforts"" but in this case I could've tried harder and didn't so I dunno what that ultimately means Online friendships are real. And also frighteningly ephemeral" @SomeBWord I'm in this tweet and I don't like it "The disappointing reality is someone blocking someone else is just them setting boundaries, even if that someone is an awful human being who would do well to listen to what the person they're blocking is saying." "So like, when you block a bigot, did they win? Uh-huh, so why do y'all act like it's a win when a bigot blocks you?" @cyberwitchlexi Here's Takkun and Archimedes napping with me earlier today 💕 https://t.co/wVhqhomT6h @KatEnby Trying to make him move out? I have the same boring villager and I've been considering the same. @KatyMontgomerie I had no idea this was an American thing. """mom is time for foods"" https://t.co/eAgR9FzttW" Takkun keeps gently touching my face to tell me it's time to feed her but I need to wait for Mistress and Jen to get back from the old house with said cat food. "@BoringNerdyKate I mean they must, right?" @MommyBlakesFeet yes please 😳😳😳💕 "@OzmaRacc Sit does in fact happen, that's an apt typo" "Oh also: @netflix please release Sense8 on literally any kind of home video. I'll take DVD at this point. Hell, I'll take VHS! Just give me something I can own please. You did it with Stranger Things. Sense8 is so much better." "BBTS gets some weird stuff in sometimes. However this is not my waifu Antagony (who I think was also a BotCon '98 exclusive and by far my most expensive grail as a collector), so I will not be pre-ordering this. Yep, that's the only reason. https://t.co/H1PrTwciMK" "No idea if this sequence reads for people who don't know the premise of the show, but I bet it does. Looks intriguing regardless, right? Watch Sense8." Been too long since I've mentioned: Y'all should watch Sense8 @OzmaRacc Mood @Calliethulhu TRUTH This is so far beyond farce at this point I hate hell world so much """If you won't believe Joe Biden's victims, believe Joe Biden"" is not a statement I thought I'd ever be able to make against the man yet here we are." @Calliethulhu lol beat me to it "@Calliethulhu Plus we have a robot, also designed by a person, that is decidedly inhuman in the form of Orisa. Like I'd love it if Blizzard stepped outside their ""thin femme"" comfort zone more often but I dunno I like Echo and I'd like people to leave her alone." "really not into people getting all uppity about feminine designs in sci-fi and fantasy media like when people complain about reptilian anthros with breasts some of us, get this, find solace in the feminine due to years of traumatically being denied it" @ARCTIC_ST0RM @OneLameShark And the toy is scheduled for 2021. "@ARCTIC_ST0RM @OneLameShark Third chapter has to be Unicorn-centric, both because what else would it be about and the toy is coming out next year. These are neat teasers I didn't notice!" @NewGenderWhoDis Best Mario RPG of all time @rnbwblacksheep Oh good idea! seemed fitting https://t.co/axXH1SyaIm @VirologyCami Omg please don't give my system ideas we haven't been writing birthdates down lol "Takkun & Binx have moved countless times so they're taking to the new house well, but Archimedes & Hobbes have never moved before & they're really scared & causing a lot of collateral stress among the other kitties Midna has never moved either but she's a tough street kitty lol" "@BoringNerdyKate (I legit forgot why people recommended against using Crisco and I really shouldn't have run my mouth like that, so deleted, sorry)" "@BoringNerdyKate @SpaceMonkey_X Fair enough, my bad 💕" "@CaseyExplosion That reminds me, I do want to try Streamworld Dig as soon as my computer is hooked up again!" @trgrrl I'm sad a t*rf died and I didn't even hear about it! @ZJemptv Same but A) I didn't and don't have faith people can or will stick to that and B) most people are probably either ill informed or were hoping it wouldn't be as long. I'm a homebody so this won't affect me much lol @BonnieMakes Y'all are fucking heroes!!! @caraesten Omg my girlfriend @norintha was playing this mere days ago lol @TimonicWulfgar I think we're on the same page then 💕 "@TimonicWulfgar In general, I'm an artist myself so I support supporting artists. But like with most discourse, we won't get very far on hypotheticals." @TimonicWulfgar I'm right there with you but capitalism makes it so much more complicated. What book is it? Who's the author? Who's pirating it? Can a reasonable argument be made that this person needs this information? Is this person selfish or simply poor (which is not their fault)? (For media from big corporations my approach is buy the stuff then burn it onto a hard drive and I FINALLY acquired a proper disc drive for it. Love to see them stop me now lol) @BonnieMakes Oof x.x I also always pay for my porn now! It's really fulfilling paying artists directly for their content. But still this discourse is tiring and not helping. "I gave up on piracy years ago when my ISP threatened me for downloading GoT and even I think this piracy discourse is fucking stupid. Capitalism is a disease. Yes pirating from small indie artists is shitty, but that's not most piracy and having a discourse about it won't help." @BonnieMakes Holy shit have we really been moving that long "@trgrrl ""In my shitty, widely panned cinematic universe, I had plans to also maybe ruin another beloved character had things gone differently""" @OneLameShark Oh! Neat! I bought him last week but still haven't opened him lol @OneLameShark Kinda looks like Windcharger but I can't tell which one? "@undeadmooncat @UmbralReaver Fair, but if a member of a system is uncomfortable with saying ""my system"" that's totally valid. Not to say that's what's going on here (I don't want to assume), but I could see that happening." "@Chug_Wife Socialism is just watered down communism when both approaches want the exact same thing. ... But like, in a good way. Not in the way right wingers say that lol" @SweetBeans99 Better than I would've expected? Maybe? I think I'm not dealing with a lot of shit I'll need to deal with years from now 🙃 @SomeBWord Jesus is coming grab a towel "@UmbralReaver ""Our system"" perhaps?" "@ArtyMaus @blaze_casual Blondes just have more fun, what can I say~" @girl_burp @Calliethulhu .1% of his wealth could set up only 120 people for life oh no 😭😭😭 "(TO BE FAIR last time I listened to it my emotions felt very dead due to dysphoria, and I didn't know I was trans so it didn't resonate the same way, but still, couldn't help but cry listening to it again with new ears)" That super cool queer who made that video I shared last week about how queer Howard Ashman's music was made another great video and this is the first time I've cried listening to Reflection https://t.co/LskgXrz8At @DevourerRose love you too babe 💕💕💕💕 "@ProfMSinha Like I understand that voting for the lesser of two evils is often what we need to do in our voting system and so yes, if Biden is on the ticket, I'll be voting for him too. But the word was *excited*" "@ProfMSinha The word was ""excited"" So, you know, Say it back" @blaze_casual I dyed it once and the color didn't last long. But the bleaching I did to make that color happen stuck around and I found myself falling in love with that look. "@Calliethulhu No billionaire would donate even *10%* of their wealth. That's the entire problem here. This whole ""Oh leftists will never be happy"" implies that billionaires are trying so hard to do the right thing when that's a ridiculous fantasy." @Calliethulhu fucking lol let's see them actually donate 90% of their wealth and then we can talk like sure that still won't be enough in the vast majority of cases but we're kinda putting the cart before the horse in this premise "I believe my natural hair color is known as dirty blonde and lemme tell you, the negative connotation that descriptor implies is spot on." Amazing how much transitioning can make you care about your appearance. I may not be a natural blonde but I am naturally more happy as a blonde and I'm so fucking overdue for bleaching my hair. I'm gonna do it! Next time we're at a store for something more important!!! @AlexisVeilled wanna worship that tummy! D:< @LittleLavvy OMG CUTE @Chug_Wife Yeah I'm confused about that too "@girl_w_no_name @transscribe I mean, like I said it CAN make it more difficult. Really all it means is your electrolysis person might have to straighten out your follicles by inserting the zappy doodad several times instead of just once." @olivebrinker Hopefully it wasn't Kevin @BugbearPancakes Lol then I HAVE to be remembering Young Frankenstein because that subversion is hilarious "@mode_view No need to apologize, it's okay. It's a sore subject with me 💕💕💕" @madsgay @OzmaRacc thought of you lol Like I was aware of the doll line of stuffies but didn't know there were accessories??? Hopefully these are things I can actually buy and not just for show??? "@Chug_Wife Wasn't aware of that context, so honestly not gonna touch this anymore lol" @Styx_Renegade @ShanetheWilddog Your car rocks lol @mode_view Your interpretation is wrong. @Chug_Wife Kinda for ace people to decide isn't it @BugbearPancakes Didn't the monster throw a little girl into a lake or something or was that Young Frankenstein @mode_view She does not. Takkun is enjoying the view at the new place 💕 https://t.co/yMWUvihv4X @ReviewsPokemon Omg I knew about the doll series of plushies but I had no idea there were accessories!!! Are these like Japan exclusives or what? WELP I NEED ALL OF THESE @transscribe A lot and it can make electrolysis more difficult @LittleLambJenny hgffddfhhhf x.x @RaeGun2k I mean... your display name :P @LittleLambJenny hgffdghhddghhfddgh!!! im big girl >////> @LittleLambJenny >.> @TheFintauSystem BAAAAAABE I WANNA TRY IT SO BAD "@Shadaofallthing I mean, it's a bit darker if we're going with the live action movies as reference :V" I've played every Animal Crossing extensively and I've never once felt a desire to play the turnip market. Like I get you can make huge profits but it's way too much work imo. Plus not being able to store them makes me even less interested. @LittleLambJenny *huffs* D:< @BugbearPancakes I'll say! 😍 "@Shadaofallthing honestly heck you for making me Google ""Scooby Doo 2 Shaggy boobs""" @ayyy_vuh I DM'd asking for it! 💕 @LittleLambJenny hhhgbbgghh im ordering some as soon as we have our mailbox at the new place set up >/////< @Shadaofallthing Zoinks! https://t.co/bMvCHWkTNl @LittleLambJenny hgfffhhhff I dun have any diapers >/////< @Calliethulhu @hologramvin Shows up on mine too omg https://t.co/kIXXcLd3CZ @squidlarkin you're poplural @norintha EXACTLY Oh! Also! I find the hybrid cgi/2d look the anime has to be kinda unattractive in the same way early flash cartoons were where all they'd do is set the key frames and call it a day. "@MaiaFranklyn Metaphorically gay, as I understand it. Though there is gay vore if you're into that." You may as well be asking how Nicole and Richard Watterson in World of Gumball could've had kids and also how those kids aren't hybrids. Cartoon. @MaiaFranklyn Nah it's gay as hell "And yes I'm aware the director (I think?) of Zootopia has said they eat like, fake meat protein made of insects or something but jesus christ this just feels like someone trying to explain how exactly the toys are alive in Toy Story" """LOL WHAT DOES NICK WILDE EAT IN ZOOTOPIA THO????"" I dunno, like, cheeseburgers or something? ""BUT HOW????? COWS ARE PEOPLE IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!!!"" ... It's a cartoon." "I think part of it is I just do not fucking care about the logistics of how carnivores and herbivores can live together. I know the story uses that as a jumping off point for deeper themes, but it's just a boring question to me." I've watched both of Jack Saint's videos on Beastars and while I can tell it's a great manga and anime I'm not at all interested in reading/watching if I'm being honest. Don't have a reason beyond I'm just not interested. It's weird. @olivebrinker honestly? jealous """Hey Kat your shirt's a little dirty"" LAZY. SUNDAY." lazy sunday mood https://t.co/YJN2BjYs4E @PrissyOrcGF 👀👀👀 @TheFintauSystem something Sinister @Kaelyrhn jhddhhgdfy HEY D:< Spoiler alert but it looks like season two is An Experience THIS IS REALLY CUTE TOO OMG https://t.co/ft5gmps45R Presentation here is also really good. And luckily that garish clashing blue strip at the top is part of the thing intended to be removed. https://t.co/2VRgk1T2qn The presentation here is REALLY good holy shit. Might legitimately be my favorite themed DVD case of all time (low bar to cross tho) https://t.co/lbtU5sb1Rg AW HELL YEAH JAMES BAXTER THE HORSE IS IN HERE???? https://t.co/iBEDCGSI4S New video acquisitions that'll end up being the first additions to the new house's movie shelf as soon as I open them 💕 (Been meaning to own LotR for YEARS. Never even managed to get them on DVD so this was a long time coming) https://t.co/iCtC994nq4 "My job today is to watch the new house with all the various animals we have here by myself while Mistress gets another load of alpacas and everyone else packs up the moving van. It's kinda lonely, but I got kitties and puppos 💕" @CaseyExplosion I mean if not now when @BirdTickIer I can see why it can be seen as horny I guess it's just weird that overnight it's The Horny Emoji that everyone is talking about lol @SomeBWord Huge mood. Four months later and I still can't believe it. "@BirdTickIer Literally I hadn't seen anyone use that emoji in a horny context until today when like, my entire timeline was talking about it lol" @LittleLavvy 👀👀👀 "@quatoria Basically, had the story been written today the text would've said Deinonychus and nothing else would've needed to change." "@quatoria Yes and no. Crichton intended them to be Deinonychus and went with a method of categorizing the animals that would've made Deinonychus a type of Velociraptor. That model has since been thrown out, but the intent was Deinonychus. And then of course Utahraptors were even bigger." @blaze_casual What symbol is that? I mean I assume it's furry-related but I also assume it's not just furry pride? @Chug_Wife It wouldn't accomplish much @suchnerve 30's ended up being the best decade as it turns out @Chug_Wife I think that would be a mistake you'd regret @TheGayChingy omg cute!!! @MadameMolotov oh extremely gay @LittleLavvy RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! >:3 @ayyy_vuh 🥺🥺🥺!!! @ArtifexH @AmazonChique It's basically Baby Simulator lol @lara_santaella @PrissyOrcGF h*ck >/////> "@blaze_casual ""Cat has wares if you have coin""" "@BirdTickIer He used to have a smaller body along with all the other animals. Made them more chibi and less creepy imo. Kk Slider is based on the game's composer, who's famous for hiding the same track of music in all his games among other things. In-universe he's a popular musician." @squidlarkin oh this is *good* "@LeahJaclyn @viragoergosum Archy, but that's what most of my roommates call him. I always say Archimedes 💕" @lara_santaella @PrissyOrcGF Luckily though Casey's cool. I already felt like we were friendly acquaintances at the very least. "@lara_santaella @PrissyOrcGF You can totally do whatever you want, I've just had bad experiences freaking out over followbacks. Literally had someone unfollow me shortly after I DMd them that I was so happy they followed back :/" @KittikatGuild Same 😍 @BirdTickIer Correct. There's even a Transformer tanooki complete with balls https://t.co/Zf8KbA8pLY @sillygaymiria it's true @KittikatGuild He's VERY lovable and tolerant so you probably could! :3 @PrissyOrcGF Then again I am extremely not cool so 🤔 "@PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh we can emote! It's just that like, @'ing a big account that followed you back isn't what the cool kids do lol" @not_skeletor @FoldableHuman https://t.co/ZUkFh6Qs06 @IntrepidDolphin @FoldableHuman Yes they eventually get expensive but a bag full of tarantulas covers most of the first few upgrades. I was trying to describe something that someone who's never played AC before might understand rather than just list off amounts of money that would be meaningless. "@jacquelinefilm I mean I was. I was describing a woman, who's still a woman, using the masculine spelling." @MoonPupper 💕💕💕 "@MoonPupper Yep! One E is male, two is female" @LeahJaclyn @viragoergosum Oh heck I've never met another Archimedes! That's so cute!!!! @KittikatGuild It's not weird at all! Archimedes has the most beautiful whiskers of all my kitties! I dunno if that's a tabby thing or not but he's handsome af 💕 @FoldableHuman They sell for a lot and there's a way to basically force them to spawn more regularly if you strip the randomly generated islands you can visit of spawn points for other bugs. A full inventory of tarantulas is like an entire house upgrade worth of money. @ExistentialEnso Literally as an egg I used to say sapphic love was the purest form of love lol @AngryGayRobot OwO 💕💕💕 @AngryGayRobot mmmm that'd be fun~ :3c @redminer88 Oh yeah I forgot she doesn't follow anymore anymore oh well lol (the one account she followers is her own promotional account) @AngryGayRobot it's a hecking travesty!!! @AngryGayRobot eternal mood "@RiotGrrrlJemma Girl, I could make drop SO many names, it's cool" @ComradCapacitor I keep simping and they eventually follow back lol "@RiotGrrrlJemma Magdalene followed your old account, didn't she? She's another I wish would follow me back but I feel like I'd be too weird for her lol. And yeah I bet Alex thinks she's already following us. Happens to bee all the time haha" @Kate_Bunni @RiotGrrrlJemma (@/zandravandra) @RiotGrrrlJemma I'M FRIENDS WITH SO MANY OF HER FRIENDS IT'S KINDA BS LOL @RiotGrrrlJemma Oh yeah I want her to follow me back too hehe @Nickle4aPickle The movie is so good! You'll love it! @DevourerRose hjfdkgdggfdhggds >////> @fangirlscreamo Named after Merlin's birb! @Maddiescule @TinyVampBaby yesssss!!! @TinyVampBaby @Maddiescule yayayayay!!!! Archimedes is babey https://t.co/TBoOQi5u8C @fangirlscreamo @SonicFox @LeftAtLondon @xychelsea lol you're sweet but none of them will see that :P @DevourerRose (I was thinking the same hehehe) @TinyVampBaby @Maddiescule sounds like we both babs :3 @TinyVampBaby @Maddiescule SO AM I THO!!! D:< "@RosePortaller @Summer_C_Ash Okay like I'm crushing on Chelsea too but whereas Nat is in a different league than me, Chelsea is another fucking galaxy, ya dig? OF COURSE she's gorgeous and I'm fucking NOBODY lol" @TinyVampBaby JDHSFHSBKFSKGKFSFKHSKJDFJFHDSHSS Internet has completely borked on my PC for some reason. Hate the internet we have here lol @DevourerRose Awwwww babe I love you too!!! 💕💕💕💕 "@Summer_C_Ash I didn't say I was crushing on these people! ... I mean, maybe crushing on Nat a LITTLE BIT but whomst among us???" This will be my last night here at the old ranch before permanently moving to the new ranch (but still helping with the move through the end of the month) and honestly? Probably won't miss this place. New ranch still needs some work done on it but it's so much better. @TallGirlRoxy OH NO THE LIST IS LONGER AGAIN @A0_JuliaM Mood 💕 @Bussycat13 I don't... have... an answer for this >.< "*check off name from list* okay now I just need SonicFox, Left at London, aaaaaand Chelsea Manning to follow me back and I should be golden! :V" @DevourerRose @CaseyExplosion Oh hush :P "@tiptransformed @mode_view That's a VERY good idea, honestly 🤔" @DozingDreamers https://t.co/wOaWQyQ7fW "Literally she followed me immediately after liking my tweet saying I got to 7k followers and I was like ""Oh so THAT'S what it takes!"" (kidding :P)" (And yes I was subtweeting Casey lol) "@CaseyExplosion EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS THAT LOL Anyway, good to finally be ACTUAL mutuals instead of assumed ones :P" "I seriously get this reaction *so hecking much* that I LITERALLY thought ""I bet she's gonna say that thing everyone tells me when this happens"" lol https://t.co/eS6wK899dJ" (big was in quote because 7k followers is really not that big [trust me on this one] but also because lol @ me being called big and not smol) "I am a proper ""big"" account on Twitter and it's considered un-cool to freak out and gush publicly about someone I admire following me back BUT Y'ALL, THIS PERSON I'VE BEEN HOPING WOULD FOLLOW ME BACK FOR SO LONG I'M JUST, I'M CRYING" I *did* just get a new dinosaur onesie to go with my dinosaur paci clip tho... JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T SPECIFY THAT MY CHARACTER IN-GAME IS WEARING A ONESIE AND PACIFIER NOT ME https://t.co/XhtgNQoOsl @Siegebreakher I love your piercings!!! @Siegebreakher So yeah this amazing picture got me to follow lol "Still holding out hope for my balls being yeeted leading to a thiccer ass, hips, and thighs. I can AAAAAALMOST see it in the mirror. It's slight enough that I can't tell if I'm just seeing things or not. But then, it's only been about 4 months." @emuchaton heya cutie~ Before I transitioned I was engaged to a straight girl for about a year and for that entire time not a single person told me I was spelling fiancée wrong. @AlexisVeilled Mood "Steven Universe is one of my favorite shows of all time but I haven't watched any of Future so I kinda missed out on the finale >.< I will catch up soon! But like, I feel like I can't say nothing, you know? The show is a massive achievement and a fantastic piece of queer art." @YourBoswell RIGHT??? @StebMcDreb That'd be cool as hell! @Hypnothulhu yessss oh gosh @TrexPushups You should! They're really fun! "I don't know that I needed a live action Dragon's Lair movie, but I love this casting choice." YESSSSSS FINALLY #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/X2Q94n7MYo @TrexPushups Yep! There are fossils to collect just like in every Animal Crossing game :P @Sealguy1 LOVE THIS 😍 "@transfilmtheory listen, i hear my face makes a wonderful chair okay" @Jasonyboi My AD or my little account? I have one of each. @Jasonyboi always 😎 yes mr. seagul i will find your phone pieces in the sand yes ms. camel i would like 1 wallpaper plz "I love running around in Animal Crossing in my onesie and pacifier because the way the player character moves and runs is already kinda baby-like and it's like, I'm just a kiddo living in this colorful world of animals and no interest on loans and everything works on kid logic." It's also my home state of Colorado's state dinosaur (determined by the first dinosaur found in the state)! First completed skeleton in the museum! <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/DSie1CQ0re @bretmwxyz Happy birthday! @Chug_Wife @RaccoonGrrl yeah i dunno wtf it's saying lol @londonqsnow Omg congrats! @StebMcDreb it's a really hot pipeline okay @PrissyOrcGF plz 😭💕 @PrissyOrcGF FUND IT @NewGenderWhoDis That ass looks good enough to eat gosh 😍 @maxcapacity_ AND super cute :3 @FrigidElfChild @Anarcha_ OMG CUUUUUUTE BUT there was a trans woman checking membership IDs at the entrance so we started the shopping feeling very welcomed 🥰 Also it was eerily empty Scary times :/ I live in a house with 7 other people. It was getting close to dire lol Costco had toilet paper and I can't overstate how relieved I am @liddytronic I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT TO BUILD ONE 💕💕💕 @SweetBeans99 Huge same @AylaKismet @DragonQueenRose DEFINITELY keep filling it >:3 @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss hhfdgggd 👀💦 @nyaakat I don't know I'm bad at it too 😭 @AlexisVeilled hecked up that I can't suck those rn D:< Read my girlfriend's smut! 💕 "@transfilmtheory EXCEPT YOU'RE GORGEOUS, SO," "@400_tseuqer ""Catchable Crybaby"" is one of the unlockable titles???" @400_tseuqer How do you change the text below where it lists your island name and fruit? @BonnieMakes Holy heck that's awesome! (For folks not on the ranch: I'm still at the old ranch holding the fort here so I get updates in the form of tweets too lol) "@MapleReam You're too kind, Maple 😭💕" @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF ME FIRST ME FIRST @PrissyOrcGF okay the literal shivers you just sent through my body are ILLEGAL D:< @RaeGun2k I don't know people just keep following me! D: "Holy h*ck 7k! Thank you, everyone! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/RZ2Wc9chNy" "@maxcapacity_ @Kaelyrhn I know. I've deleted all the offending tweets because I'm being a shithead, sorry" "@TinyVampBaby I do, but I really want to update her design https://t.co/BvHF8yr0N2" "@TinyVampBaby They're not really spoilers tho? A lack of Hulk could easily be seen as simply ""Oh they must've ran out of room"" and Thor being fat is... even less of a spoiler." "These covers are ridiculous. - Hulk is BARELY in Infinity War and that's a major plot point - Thor doesn't look like that in Endgame, and again that's a major plot point ... - Marvel's hair doesn't look like that, which is a major plot point for the gays https://t.co/cMbKI0VNUN" "Starting to think my assumption that Disney would release a two pack Bluray set of both Infinity War and Endgame was a bit of a pipe dream. WB did it for Deathly Hallows, and Infinity War is not a complete story, dammit. But I guess Disney charging you twice makes sense :/" @LittleLavvy eeeeeee yes please!!!! Like there's so many to choose from at this point. The odds gotta be in our favor. Really hoping AT LEAST one of the right-wing fascist world leaders that caught coronavirus dies from it. Can we please at least have that one silver lining? @LittleLambJenny as expected :P @LittleLavvy mmmm that sounds nice 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF 🦖 "@PrissyOrcGF I don't want to give you more work by adding to the list, but I'm really curious as to how this works? lol" I've been grinding so hard to find a SINGLE stringfish in Animal Crossing I've found TWO golden trouts but still no stringfish 🙃 @LisaTMullin @StebMcDreb Oh it's no big deal I was just confused lol 💕 Thank you 💕 @LisaTMullin @StebMcDreb Yeah I made a point to download that earlier. He actually messed up the pdfs and they're missing quite a few pages. He posted an updated link a few days later. ...why are you sharing this in this thread? @StebMcDreb I lost a decade to dysphoria anyway. I should be 22 in a fair world. @StebMcDreb yeeeeeaaaah u baby :P "@MagsVisaggs Dunno if you just meant mutuals, but here you go :3 https://t.co/uqVk7VqbzI" @LeafTilde @sqwrrkpon i've consulted my team of experts and the results are in: the math checks out Type the year you turned 10 into the GIF search https://t.co/Y0QIyHy1yS "@PhyrexianThot oh this is *disgusting*, great work" @StebMcDreb @snovation LOVE THIS @FrillyHyena Stimulus money? Are they actually gonna pay regular people during the quarantine like they should? "@SomeBWord Goddess, same 😍" how's everyone's quarantine stubble going @Calliethulhu You have the 18+ symbol in your profile. I say be as horny as you want. @natalievanbc I just packed it away sorry >.< "@Chopin_42 Awesome thank you so much! Again we need to set up our mailbox at the new place (I guess the old one fell over? Country living lol), but as soon as that's done, definitely send them! :3" "@Chopin_42 Omg I'd love them! Do you have a way to mail them securely, like one of those hard plastic sleeves maybe? Thick cardboard?" @StebMcDreb It's a really simple game that's laid out kinda like dominos. Each ship has a type that needs to attach to it to complete it. It's been so long since I played it so I'm probably forgetting some stuff. Was a regular game played at MLP cons. @mode_view lol are they rare now? I know the smutfic pack was a one or maybe two time print run? I got the preorder for it the second I heard about it at BronyCon '16 "@Chopin_42 Are they like exclusive cards? That sounds awesome, I'd love to have them, thank you! We need to get our new address set up first tho x.x" I actually have the smutfic folder cards shuffled into the overall deck because I'm chaotic horny Hehehe look what I found while packing~ https://t.co/7V9a5tLKBk @TheFintauSystem 💕💕💕 u ever just vanish from reality because a small italian man is running towards u and ur friends @ayyy_vuh this callout is unfair @TheFintauSystem @aBagorn Because you're cute and wonderful 💕 @TheFintauSystem I wanna hold you too! One day soon 💕💕💕 @TheFintauSystem Love you~ 😘 @TheFintauSystem How much is it and what's your paypal? :3 @Mewociti Internet sucks really bad out here but feel free to add me! https://t.co/uqVk7V8AIa @daggertrout Oooh I still need to get the control room set thank you for reminding me! "@daggertrout That would be a perfect addition, but it's already so many parts lol I bet they'll eventually do one of thee tour vehicles. There's even track for it in the gate!" LOVE THIS https://t.co/B0XdIAx9LI I love Blathers so much #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OqAJ5FFSEa The packed this gate with every iconic scene they could omg. Even Gennaro's toilet is here! :V https://t.co/1XGpxM5APr ALSO THIS WAS DELIVERED TODAY I CAN'T WAIT TO BUILD IT 😍😍😍 (Kirby for scale) https://t.co/NGtdK0mVtj 🚨🚨🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/8zTZBRS2sx "@lisaquestions ""Starlord"" https://t.co/xeQwPPPyny" @emarl_ @OneStrawShort occulazzle? 🤔 @degeneration whomst among us @VirologyCami @Tricliniangry I love her hair! :3 @SomeBWord Constantly lol @EllieODaire @RaeGun2k https://t.co/grIcsEYUqL @BirdTickIer @AnAbsoluteCat That was where my mind immediately went lol @RaeGun2k I'm not entirely certain it couldn't be used on a vulva but only because I can't tell wtf it's supposed to be @PrissyOrcGF hhggghhf signed~ @PrissyOrcGF o m g Moraaaaaan~ 😍😍😍😍💦💦💦💦 @EllieODaire @RailiahVictoria I'm at about 30 bait myself lol "The go-to flightless bird who can fly gag animal is a penguin, but this is a way funnier idea." "Just when you think Animal Crossing has run out of good, distinct, thematic animals to use for new characters, they create two dodos who run an airport" I desperately need stuffies of these dorks https://t.co/EmAuMsHZDu Found a tarantula island! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bISb7bBcUt @OzmaRacc CUTE 😍 @sa8oteur What does the fish bait do? It doesn't make fish spawn does it? Last time I used it where there wasn't a fish shadow it told me to go find one. "Any tips for catching a stringfish in Animal Crossing NH? It's going away come April and I'd like to finish catching every critter within a single year. I know it comes out after 4pm and in high altitude rivers, but I've had a hell of a time finding one." @eevee Yeah I got that message a few hours ago. Scary stuff :/ @AngryNerdBird I know about Tachikomas! Lara Jill Miller voices one! They're adorable lol @AngryNerdBird BUGS :D @LittleLavvy fhsdfhs oh gosh yes plz >/////< 💕 @Roodypatooti SO LORG!!!!! @LittleLavvy I'd say I'm jealous but I was already curvy lol. I just want your hips! 😍 @LittleLavvy Yay five whole years! Gosh your glowup was a curvy one! :3c @Roodypatooti BABEY!!! @a_alice_nsfw @OCaelyn There's a whole series of them on Amazon! https://t.co/n6oWB0n0Y2 Package arrived today with important updates to the stuffie collection 😤💕 https://t.co/rr3csrxZF0 @melodyaligned @LittleLavvy irl babey room or animal crossingg babey room? :o @LittleLavvy h*ck yea team babey!!! https://t.co/lxJH6rHjgT @LittleEmmyBee dsfdsfdsh >/////> H*CK YES #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QTzIsF25It "@LeafTilde Yep, 10% big girl over here :3" Bedroom update <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RMbAAaep7m @JennyOutrageous Hell yes now I am too! :3 YESSSSS I FOUND THE QUINTESSENTIAL BAB FLOOR >:D #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/sqwFKehDwx @OzmaRacc 2012 me would appreciate not being so called out Alright it's official: Drago is my new best friend #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/vigSLalFJT @BirdTickIer That's awesome! I think a lot of fans were speculating it'd be a VR game for years now. "@Kaelyrhn I still really want to finish watching TCL, but I just have a lot of trouble finding the time to watch tv shows, plus I prefer the medium of film SO much more. The Force Awakens needed to be what it was to reassure the fans. I needed it as a fan. And I think it's a great movie." "@Kaelyrhn The only reason I was okay with it from 2009 to 2015 was because the franchise I personally love way more, Star Wars, wasn't being Star Wars (or existing at ALL in theaters for that matter). Like I said in hindsight that trade was NOT worth it." @fangirlscreamo @ACrimsonSun A bit odd and extremely telling @ACrimsonSun I was a little scared to retweet these like I often am about folks defending ageplay since I've had bad experiences getting attacked for this stuff... Until I saw what sparked this thread. I'm fucking furious. Thank you so much for saying something 💕 @Autistic_Ace That is a really good descriptor holy shit "@blaze_casual I keep seeing so many queer friends talk about how they're so used to crisis and trauma that even as scary as all this is, it's weirdly manageable and I feel that so hard." "@Mishyana Yea I have to have both in my inventory and if you do that, not every item fits on the keyring which feels like a weird workaround rather than the intended mode of play even though that HAS to be the intent? Very strange. Chopping trees could've just been done with food." @Anarcha_ ooooh punish me~ @sqwrrkpon Maybe. We'll see. My gut says you don't really need to give suggestions either but I also admit that suggestions would be way more agreeable. it has less of a ring to it because 2020 sucks 2016: Pokemon Go to the polls 2020: Animal Crossing New Horizon...tal in your bed because you're social distancing @sqwrrkpon And honestly it would've been mostly fine (hence my liking of your initial reply) had you not pressed me and replied again. "@sqwrrkpon It was a harsh tone because it's a sensitive topic for me. I shouldn't have been so harsh. One big, easy to remember line is giving me orders, like I said." "@sqwrrkpon If you're referring to our interaction like I suspect you are, you couldn't have known my boundaries since we've never talked about them. That's why I told you where that boundary was. That's the way everyone interacts. You didn't do anything wrong." @sqwrrkpon Well this people happens to also be autistic so no hard feelings 💕 @FinalBossFemme whomst among us @Calliethulhu omw "@sqwrrkpon You're not my domme, you don't give me orders." @MarcyKingUltra Relevant: https://t.co/0bqQzEX75n They were still in stock at GameStop so you can bet your ass I just ordered one. Crisis averted! @transfilmtheory That's so gay but YES WE CAN OMG 💕💕💕 @FroyoBaggins Possibly! @sqwrrkpon hhhhhhhhhggghhhgg 💦 Literally the only reason I hadn't already pre-ordered it a few days ago was because I don't yet have a mailbox at the new house yet. We're not gonna have this address when it releases. Guess I could've changed the address before it shipped but I didn't think there'd be a rush. @MarcyKingUltra I know that feeling :/ @MarcyKingUltra Like it's not even out yet so I assume there's hope >.> @MarcyKingUltra Hopefully they'll get more stock in soon? I dunno :/ I need to own an all-pink Switch for very important reasons: - am gorl - pink good - am aspiring b!mbo ughhhh why didn't I preorder a coral Switch Lite while I had the chance? It's unavailable on Amazon now RIP @emuchaton h*ck yeah! @Notactuallysmol OMG I NEED THIS This one: https://t.co/ZUkFh6Qs06 Tarantula spawning trick works great! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OP9s4Q1zeM "@sqwrrkpon I still say I enjoyed it a lot, and for me Star Wars is a series I WANT to will myself to enjoy if there's enough for me to ""certain point of view"" it, but yeah TROS made a lot of weird missteps. Missteps that didn't bother me too much while watching it, but missteps nonetheless." @sqwrrkpon I really need to watch it again. I can't really say for sure what my opinion is on it until I see it again. @aNerdskull That's not a bad idea if storage ever becomes an issue for me. "I know I'm not alone here, but the Animal Crossing series brings out the min-maxer in me harder than almost any other video game. I'm sure there are players who don't play that way, but a feature like this is kinda the antithesis to how I enjoy these games on a fundamental level." "Like I get what the intended trade-off is. They arguably have to do this otherwise why ever enter the shop to sell at all? But still, they may as well not have added this feature at all imo" "Like I guess if the payout is instant rather than mailed to you like I assume it is in some cases it might be worth it but otherwise I can just wait until tomorrow or time travel if I'm desperate, thanks. (tho I haven't yet time traveled which is a new approach for me in AC)" ACNH: Timmy & Tommy have a drop box for you to sell stuff when their shop is closed! Me: Oh neat what great quality of live improvement! ACNH: ... but they take a small cut when you use it Me: Oh neat there's literally no reason to use it then "(Though in hindsight, ESPECIALLY given how its affected Trek to this day and the fact that the Disney buyout of Lucasfilm eventually made the gesture kinda moot, I wish Trek 09 hadn't tried so hard to be Star Wars)" "(On the note of a SW-feeling movie being novel: That was something we desperately needed both for Star Trek 09 & TFA. For Trek it was ""Well Star Wars doesn't do this anymore so maybe we could"" and for TFA it was ""Don't worry, despite the prequels we still know how to make these"")" "I think Abrams is really good at making a movie feel like Star Wars. I think both of his contributions to the franchise succeeded at that. But coming off of TLJ, a movie that merely feels like Star Wars was both no longer novel nor what the series needed." Of COURSE Abrams loves Star Wars. He turned fucking Star Trek into Star Wars! But yeah I think it's fair to say he doesn't seem terribly interested in exploring the deeper themes of the series. I agree with this statement way more than the one being quote tweeted. Anyway YouTube knows I'm a queer Disney fan I guess which isn't at all a secret or anything but it amusing to have confirmed lol "YouTube recommended this video to me and holy shit I'm glad a video essay talking about this exact thing exists. It's not like this is some obscure fact or anything, but I have met fellow queers who never noticed this/realized it before. https://t.co/nN75qZgQxg" This is a fascinating video about the history of something I didn't even realize we really needed a name for in video games (that they call beepspeech) https://t.co/po3Z6WhXsK @StebMcDreb *snuggles* :/ @_RainingInside It's just needlessly tedious. There are better ways to get into that gameplay loop imo. I don't mind it in Minecraft for instance but I couldn't exactly tell you why it works for me there. @Kate_Bunni Well hell yeah I was gonna do that anyway! :D @Kate_Bunni I'm cool with that. There's been golden tools in the game since the beginning and they've always been endgame stuff. "I really hope there's an eventual tool upgrade that doesn't break in Animal Crossing NH. I get that crafting tools is part of the new gameplay loop they intended, but I'm still sick of it. In general I'm gonna need Nintendo to back away from the tool breaking idea plz (BotW...)" A DRAGON MOVED TO MY ISLAND <3 <3 <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YywSLYdBvV A DRAGON MOVED TO MY ISLAND <3 <3 <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9jAHkt1TG5 Thank you so much for the paci & onesie @ToddlerLynn! <3 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0aNgToyDXp "I got that ""everything makes me depressed/want to cry"" PMS mood tonight :/" @FrillyHyena I'm not sure what you mean by this comment? I have a lot of friends there that I want to see in person at least once :/ @transfilmtheory COMPLETELY unrelated but I can't wait for it to be over so I can start planning my UK trip 👀 @SarahSwitchy @FrigidElfChild If Adelaide told me she was planning to actually literally jerk off in a classroom I would strongly advise against it and probably tell her domme. @liv_rad_ Holy heck that's a glowup 😍 @FrigidElfChild @SarahSwitchy sounds hot tbh @DragonQueenRose but they're both so cute!!!! @ayyy_vuh IT'S SO TRUE @Calliethulhu your next story should include blobbification "@maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu Oh don't worry, Callie is showing a picture from when it was a newer establishment. It got way better over the years! https://t.co/R6FHG6R2q9" @CatkinsLap oh gosh 😍 @Chug_Wife more evidence that KND is a classic @Technicallyowen Holy shit really? Cool! @barelybleeding Timantha! Also subtly implied Trixie might've been gay lol "@GoldenPenny1987 She's a friend of mine, but more to the point I'm subscribed to her Onlyfans lol" @Chug_Wife oh oh and you'we mawy tywew moowe OwO @RaeGun2k @Solaceprv I have way too many things autographed to my deadname RIP "@vexwerewolf Nah, that's why I loved them! Loved the direct to video movies in the late 90's too. ""This time the monsters are real!"" As a kid I was so fucking annoyed at how formulaic the SB cartoons were. I only like Scooby Doo when they're not fucking with me, which is sadly rare." having trouble getting over how painfully 90's this statement is https://t.co/OubK8nFA1i @GirlDickEnergy https://t.co/mzjDgnA0Nb "Really thought I had to explain why on earth I saw both of those movies (in theaters no less!) when I was very much a teenager when they came out but now two of my Millennial friends say this is calling them out so I guess those movies were totally watched by teenagers, gotcha." @RaeGun2k whomst among us "although TO BE FAIR I still enjoy looking at myself naked after 3 years of HRT and GRS, so, 🤷‍♀️" "The memory of Sarah Michelle Gellar saying ""I can look at myself naked!"" in Freddie Prinze Jr's voice is forever burned into my memory." @Chug_Wife Okay that's what I remembered and SLIGHTLY less weird. But also wtf why did they both do that It's been MANY years but as I recall: One has Shaggy growing tits and the other has Fred and Daphne switch bodies for a bit. ... Please don't tell me they were both in the same movie because if so wtf lol "Growing up with unrecognized gender dysphoria does weird shit like making you take careful, meticulous note of the fact that both of the early 00's Scooby Doo movies had gender bender content for some reason." @undeadmooncat No longer being able to get erections post-GRS is soooooo good 🥰 @Gendervoid_Punk Yep! "@ArmlessKittyfox My mind doesn't see things in multiplication like that, but that's an interesting fact. I'm an artist. I see the number as an aesthetic thing." maybe 2121 will be better 😔 "I don't care about the Olympics but the fact that the Tokyo games will now have to happen in 2021, a year that is as ugly as 2020 is aesthetically beautiful, kinda bums me out." "This might sound weird, but as someone who loves thinking about years, the number 2020 is one of the most aesthetically pleasing years I've ever lived in but it's going to be one of the worst years I've lived in for the entire world." "@Gendervoid_Punk It is indeed Kansas, and I only know that because I know the states that border Colorado lol" @DreamerHyena They greatly cut down on static cling. You live in Colorado's dry-ass climate too too you should know this :P @vissersixxx @LivPosting I assumed the southern thing would be to take your shoes OFF while inside? @xXxCrystalline yessssss 😍 "@LivPosting I'm sorry, we do what now?" @arthur_affect That's good considering that was my immediate first mental image reading that https://t.co/rBYJjqSIpR @MaiaFranklyn omg I didn't even notice that lol @MaiaFranklyn omg I love hate this @mebisdead Looks incredible on you! 😍 "@MaiaFranklyn Okay I forgot about Erector and that's in me, but LUBE, SERIOUSLY?" There was almost a Transformer named Highbeams which would have been a good contender there Is Thrust the lewdest Transformers name? 🤔 @ArtyMaus omg I'm too gay for this unf~ 😍💦💦💦 Was honestly hoping the person I'm talking about would like the tweet but so far she hasn't lol @BoymoderI @PhyrexianThot Mine looks like the first 3. The fourth one though is what I'm jealous of! I guess it's kinda neat I have an enviable clit but it's not what I would've picked lol @lewd_little_liz NICE!!! @Calliethulhu Really hot problem to have tho :3c @lewd_little_liz Yay!!!! @PhyrexianThot Awwwww yiss @displaced_ATX Hell yes let's!!! "@PhyrexianThot Mine is way more hidden than I would've liked, but there might still be healing left to do. Can't wait to show you~ 😘" @FinalBossFemme less orgies than I like to have on molly tho @StebMcDreb one day~ 💕💕💕 @Hypnothulhu 👀👀👀 Is it weird to tell another post-op trans girl that her clit came out amazing and I'm kinda jealous? 🤔 @InnuendoStudios @LackingSaint Easily. @StebMcDreb god I wanna do such lewd things with you~ @QuestForTori whomst among us @StebMcDreb Gee I wonder who you were dreaming about~ 😘 "@RaeGun2k Gosh the same thing happened to me, wouldn't you know it? How clumsy of me I swear" @ArtyMaus gosh you're gonna look incredible 😍 @Calliethulhu You're right and that's why I'm really regretful for spreading it. I'll be okay. @transgrlinexile h*ck >////> "@ToddlerLynn Omg you found the babiest items in the whole game, of course lol My internet is kinda sketchy out here but as soon as I'm on a more secure connection I'll send you a DM 💕" "@ayyy_vuh I remember wishing I was, but I swear that's gotta be someone else's memory???" @ArtyMaus If you get much prettier though I might die of gay 😍 "@WillowPoss ""please don't tell people how I live""" @Calliethulhu And it definitely doesn't apply to everyone. Like I actually totally get what you're saying. Pre-transition I wasn't pretty or even handsome. HRT changed so much. I feel fucking awful for spreading that toxic idea recently. "@Calliethulhu I've been guilty of saying this recently. I understand how it can negatively affect an egg's personal perception. I would add other caveat that it really only works in reverse. You see the woman now, and only with hindsight you see her before." @Notactuallysmol @NewGenderWhoDis EXACTLY @NewGenderWhoDis And cuddling is just Advanced Friendship! @viragoergosum hop to it~ 😘 But yeah Iron Man 3 is one of the best MCU movies in the entire franchise no contest. I'm sorry even if you hate Iron Man 3 you cannot with a straight face tell me it's worse than Iron Man 2 wtf is wrong with you "@WerewolfMoms Stardew Valley: Trash Ocarina of Time: Annoying Sonic Adventure: Legally torture WoW: Could be worse, still pales in comparison to AC's perfection Pokemon does it okay too." @WerewolfMoms THANK YOU WHY DO ALL OTHER FISHING MINI GAMES SUCK SO HARD "@PhyrexianThot um, hhhi 👀" @AlexisVeilled girldick > boydick it's just science @StebMcDreb awwwww I'm gay for you too babe! 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb wow Alexis that's really gay~ "But yeah I feel like 2019 was my hottest year if I'm being honest but once I re-dye my hair and get it trimmed a bit I'll be back on my game. I've been recovering from surgery, that's my excuse lol" Looking got pictures for this made me realize this profile pic is going on a YEAR old because I need to do something with my hair other than just letting it grow out and I kinda hate how it looks lol. But it's a pandemic out there so I'm making do with what I got x.x 2017 / 2018 / 2019 / 2020 I just kept getting hotter wtf https://t.co/dsIIsJMo3E @Calliethulhu oooooh that's a good idea! @ayyy_vuh gosh you really did 😍 @TheCrystalStorm @xXxCrystalline Oh hey that reminds me I had been meaning to subscribe to your OF! Done~ 😘 @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost Cute!!! @OzmaRacc aaaaaaa I love it!!!! 😍 "@ayyy_vuh I mean, yeah!" @displaced_ATX Added! My name on there is Kat and my icon is Callie from Splatoon 💕 @ThoughtSlime 3 flights to islands did it for me @mode_view I miss y'all too 💕 "Animal Crossing has completely swallowed all my free time and you know what? Healthier than Twitter, that's for sure 💕" "@MaiaFranklyn This time, somehow, it wasn't piss" "I can't remember, do you need to water saplings in Animal Crossing?" @transfilmtheory You're so goddamn pretty! Wanna smooch! 😍 @futanarchy hgfhdhhghhhh t-true 😍💕💦 @PrissyOrcGF 💕💕💕 Picked up Transformers a Visual History recently and I'm surprised to see BW 10th anniversary art! This was the line that got me into collecting TFs as an adult 🥰 https://t.co/0ROJXlqv2w @mode_view dhfghfdghsdjhgfdshgsdgdhgdshgdsgdsgdsgbv 😍💦💕 @mode_view dfhfdghghfhhfhfddd 💦 @mode_view fgdhgdfg >////> Seeing some progress on the last bits to heal on my vag! Might actually be fully healed up in a couple months at this rate I think. @ArtyMaus Definitely!!! 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus i have a lot of gfs already so it might be kinda casual and i really want to meet in person first but hghfdhghh th-that'd be nice >/////> @ArtyMaus ghdhfhshfhh hhhghg >//////> "@Selnyam I reset to get peaches, but cherries would be nice!" @PhyrexianThot you're so fucking prettyyyyyy 😍 @kajikia_ *hugs hugs* :/ "Not only did I get more than enough Nook Miles to upgrade to a house, I also earned enough bells to upgrade said house as soon as its built tomorrow. Productive first day! 🥰" @foophoof I save scummed like a bitch lol Today's been productive! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/kTV86PkMUt "@transfilmtheory Please don't, I care about you a lot :/" @CatkinsLap gosh 😍😍😍 Yay I caught a monster! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Y3ZWFUDJYx Still waiting for the museum to be built? Outdoor aquarium! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VsvkJuLTO9 @mode_view @Reptilian_Orbit @skye_lime lol I already someone link it to me in DMs! It me! @AsilionFeo I LOVE HER OMG h*ck yeah #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6W5nlCOunL @PrissyOrcGF That's why they gotta keep growing! "I told Nook I never used a smartphone before because I thought that would prompt him to like, explain the Nook phone to me? But no, lol. Was that answer important? Did I skip some real-world phone connectivity there?" GOT PEACHES AND SHARI AGAIN IT'S ALMOST LIKE I BARELY RESET 💕💕💕 @mode_view gosh~ 😍 @mode_view yessss~ @DozingDreamers I'm actually gonna reset for peaches. But if I see Shari on another island I'm gonna invite her over! Oh no I kind of want peaches because that'd be way more on-brand for me >.> "My neighbors' NAMES are kinda cute, though! Shari and Sheldon! They almost match lol" "Okay I got a monkey, a squirrel, and pears as my native fruit. Not too thrilled about the neighbors but the layout of the island is really kinda cool so I think I'll keep it? I'll just be on the lookout for cuter neighbors when I fly to other islands 💕" Animal Crossing said trans rights! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/DYeu7BZ74x @JosieKendamu Zelda is my favorite Nintendo franchise too! I just love other characters from other franchises more than Zelda. I'm more of a Peach girl and my Switch icon is Callie from Splatoon 💕 "Oh whoops my mistake! Good info to have, thank you! https://t.co/0E1rMp2CT7" "Anyway I'm doing the work of accepting friend requests I fell behind on. Some of these are from months ago, sorry! >.<" Anyway fun fact: Trans girls love Zelda. Like by a wide margin. Sure there's some Samus icons too but it's sooooo much Zelda lol @SomeBWord hell yeah I'm gay too it rocks 😎 "I have several friends I love on here that on Switch don't even use the same name! I can mark them as a best friend which helps a bit, but beyond that I'm destined to forget who it is :/" "I appreciate that you can find Twitter friends on the Switch by linking your Twitter name, and I also love that it shows a person's Twitter account in the friend request if they found you that way, but whyyyyyy doesn't it KEEP that Twitter info on the friend page?" @Flea same hat :/ "@ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost It just is, cutie 🥰" @FrillyHyena @degeneration Not at all! It's anecdotally pretty common 💕 @MaiaFranklyn 😍💦💦💦 "@vexwerewolf Welcome, I've been here for a few days now it's lovely 💦" @degeneration Goddess I do love being a transbian 😍 @ZJemptv Cute! 💕 @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost Awwww you're adorable @MadameMolotov just because this is true doesn't mean this isn't bullying D:< @maegodhavemercy Only kinda. I'm old enough to have played the original Sonic games but I was a Nintendo kid who didn't get her first console until she was 11 (the N64). Didn't start playing Sonic games until they showed up on Nintendo consoles like the GameCube. Guess what I call him? 🥚 @TwippingVanilla https://t.co/M2u3y4uuKT "If you come at me with some variation of ""I'm the exception to this,"" I will NEVER agree with you. I'm not here to defend your dysphoria, come on. Please stop putting me in that position. It's really not cool." @Summer_C_Ash Very true hehehe @FrigidElfChild I used to have roommates who did that too! But this was when I was in the Disney World College Program so they were all from other countries and I figured maybe milk didn't expire in the same way where they were from? It still pretty weird. "@SomeBWord Almost every night, yeah" @talkingtonothin I stand by what I said @SixArmedSweater I like that and will now call it that too! @behsss @SomeBWord whomst among us @Jasonyboi We had to shit to buy at Target. There's always stuff to get for the ranch. It's busy work. @Jasonyboi NO I BOUGHT THAT DIGITALLY @TinyVampBaby @ToddlerLynn hhhhfhhh >////< @futanarchy The Best @TinyVampBaby @ToddlerLynn hgfhhhdhhhh rumors of my sogginess have been greatly exaggerated >/////> "@Jasonyboi WE SHOPPING FOR IMPORTANT, NON-PLUSHIE-RELATED REASONS" @IcyWitch35 Goomford legit wished they made a goombella plush that was this big and cuddly obtained a large mushroom child today https://t.co/w164E46nBa @ToddlerLynn (my name on Switch Kat and my icon is Callie from Splatoon 💕) @ToddlerLynn We're mutuals on my little account (smolkttykat) and I'm sending my request now! I'm still downloading AC but it'd be fun to visit each other's islands sometime! :3 "In fact I'm like, 90% certain Steve at the very least used to call Blue Bluey." Wait Bluey is an actual show??? I thought y'all were using cool little slang for Blue's Clues! I feel like such a fake little lol @nyaakat and not even wearing your diapers smdh @StillYourGhost I definitely see you as feminine 💕 @ComradCapacitor You look feminine to me! "So often trans girls' pre-HRT pics just look like women wearing fake facial hair or like makeup to look more masculine or something, and I know that's not just because I'm more used to the post-HRT faces of my friends, since I feel that way about my *own* pre-transition pics too." @Calliethulhu >:3c https://t.co/JWR2LgFt9U @BoringNerdyKate Awwwwww! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis FFFFFFF F FFFFF F F F @sillygaymiria hhgfffgggfff 😍😍😍😍 @sillygaymiria I mean even if I don't get high that sounds like a fun time @Klezmerstyle Yeah the kind I was given have five dots to measure how far you can go "Frustrating as hell, but okay x.x" Some nights you just can't get past the first dot on the dilator and that's okay 💕 @SixArmedSweater Girl hips!! 💕💕💕 @transfilmtheory *hugs hugs hugs!!!* 💕 @ThePanCook2020 @StillYourGhost I found her at Target! :3 @ts_satinesweet Target! @_RainingInside hell yea 😎 Actually found a Switch controller whose design I like! Trans colored Pokemon! https://t.co/uW2bMtXHpg "@FrigidElfChild @Transjesster hmmmm pretty sure I know a baby when I see one, little one~" @Transjesster @FrigidElfChild nah she's way younger than 5 @LittleLavvy YESSSSSS 😍😍😍 @TracerPlace hell yea 😎 (it's an onomatopoeia for... use your imagination 😉) new favorite lewd word: plap @GuineaSquiggle Just suspect af "@HrafnaIceland welp, I'm gay" @Uber_Anne it really is the end of the world!!!! @Doc_Wolverine wolverine hibernate for 3 days @Calliethulhu nyaa~? >.> "Yeah, bullshit https://t.co/vlQJ3HGqI2" "@MaggieJEvans @ParchmentScroll @JanasASocialist @QuinntoBean By the second season it really picks up. Not that there's nothing in the first season, it's just been forever since I watched it and I'm having trouble remembering lol" @futanarchy @RiotGrrrlJemma @LxFrancis @persenche (whomst among us) @futanarchy @RiotGrrrlJemma @LxFrancis @persenche the gayest of floodgates~ 💦💦💦 @MarcyKingUltra I'm so sorry Marcy :/ *hugs* @QuinntoBean It's my second favorite show of all time behind Sense8. Glad you're finally getting to experience it! 💕💕💕 @ParchmentScroll @JanasASocialist @QuinntoBean Get to at least Giant Woman before you decide if you like it or not. Cookie Cat is... not the best intro to the show despite being the first episode lol "@AnaMardoll It's pretty common for top surgery to require a year of hormones. Same for bottom surgery. And it's complete utter bullshit. I'm so sorry, Ana. I hope you can find somewhere that can help you :/" "@Calliethulhu I assumed that was a given, yes" @morkitten stay safe :/ 💕 @ayyy_vuh speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @sqwrrkpon hhggfdfhhddh bully >/////< @blaze_casual you're cute and your tiddies are poppin goddamn 😍 @blaze_casual 😘💕💕💕💕💕💕 @MadameMolotov Are there actually people disputing that lol @TheSecretCallie Oh yeah! We're not mutuals but I'm definitely following her. So happy for you both! 💕💕💕 almost like I'm a bottom or something 🤔 hhhhgggfffg seeing clips on the timeline of vulva owners getting good and filled and cursing the fact that I'm still healing (and also am without a good dildo regardless 😭😭😭) @TheSecretCallie Omg congrats! Is this someone I know? :3 @blaze_casual Dysphoria lies! I think you're so fucking pretty and I'm so excited to smooch you!! 💕💕💕 "Fuckin halfway to headcanoning her being the one saying ""A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away""" AIN'T NOTHING GONNA STOP SNIPS HELL YEAH "@Calliethulhu goddess, same 😍" @LambChopInPamps 👀👀👀 @Kate_Bunni Apparently it takes a very long time for her to show up but she IS in the game. @teagirlgf 😳😳😳💕 can you even believe animal crossing used to exist without Isabelle smdh 🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/4bc4OV037K "@OzmaRacc goddess, transition goals 😍" @OzmaRacc gosh please do~ 💦 @teagirlgf that's a good point 🤔 @trsdppy @suchnerve not like she's completely cornered the market on ticking biological clocks :P @teagirlgf but... but... that's so gay~ @vexwerewolf I thought I couldn't get any more worried about Brexit and then a goddamn pandemic hits "@CrypticGoblin I haven't for a while, but I definitely used to. It gets easier with practice 💕" @RainyDemonKing hhhffhhggh 💦 @ayyy_vuh Omg I'm so sorry Eva! I keep seeing all my friends getting laid off and I'm so scared for everyone @PrissyOrcGF I KNOW IT'S SNOWING HERE TOO WE GOT A FOOT AT THE RANCH IT'S BULLSHIT D:< And now you're telling me I missed out on seeing you in stilettos??? The apocalypse sucks! @PrissyOrcGF Pencil skirts are SO 👏 POWERFUL 👏 @Nickle4aPickle @SmkGaming05 @Rozoken I'm getting mine later today 💕 @suchnerve Both because that's hotter @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀💕💦💕💦💕💦 @Summer_C_Ash 💕💕💕 @Summer_C_Ash I'm about to fall asleep because I have an early morning tomorrow but you're always welcome to DM me if you want :/ 💕 @Summer_C_Ash *big hugs* 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori Omg that's a good idea! How long does a soft reset take? @sillygaymiria UR CUTE @squidlarkin anyway of course magic is real and of course it's embarrassing to think that :V "@squidlarkin ""How's a jar of dirt supposed to help?"" ""You don't want it? Then give it back."" ""...no."" ""Then it helps.""" @Tricliniangry you are a tiny person! >:3 @Uber_Anne Cute hair!! 💕 Everyone's wondering what to name their island it's really cute @liddytronic Is Land @NewGenderWhoDis Omg have you seen Sense8 before? What do you think so far? :D @NewGenderWhoDis GAAAAAAY~ @grittystitties gosh yes plz :3c @grittystitties @sonyaism RIGHT??? @secret_jane_ 👀👀👀💦 "@StebMcDreb ah, I need to brush up on my memes it's a very cursed-looking place >.>" @StebMcDreb Where is this? Did they clear out the furniture too? @StebMcDreb hhhgggghh >//////> @LxFrancis @persenche @futanarchy best dick you'll ever have at that point I bet lol @Lilfelicity1 @stuartpb Fusion is many things at once which makes it both a more powerful and more versatile narrative device. @stuartpb It's not only sexually coded. It's coded as a lot of different relationships. @A_J_Andrews Nice! @TheCrystalStorm I've never been to one... should I? o.o omg also I'm sapphic it all makes sense!!! And I picked Sapphire because I picked Red 5 years earlier 💕 I was 15 and it was extremely uncool to be playing Pokemon in high school but I did it anyway lol We were robbed of Marky Mark vs Unicron and that's a goddamn crime "Even though I'm glad the live action movies are going to leaning into the G1 aesthetic and having stories that you actually enjoy seeing with characters that don't all hate each other, I'm really sad that the Bay universe is over given how ridiculous it had gotten recently." "I really hated so much of the Bay movies but this one in particular, if you go in expecting utter ridiculousness and have a good sense of humor about it, is possibly the best of the entire series. The stuff it does is so bonkers but I can't say I wasnt entertained the entire time" @beepbomp @persenche @futanarchy extremely good idea *taking notes* @persenche @futanarchy counterpoint: there will be lots of dick after the quarantine @FaithNaff Yeah :/ @ZoeTheAbsurdist gosh yes plz! >////< "@LeafTilde There's a bit in Dead Man's Chest where Davy Jones says ""Four fours"" but I don't think that's a readily-made gif I can pull up" It's kinda helping a bit with pronunciation hearing a second accent take a crack at it at the same time. It's really neat! I could listen to Echo say ultimates in other languages for ages lol "omg she says ""The hunter lays a trap for her prey"" when she's saying that Junkrat line. She keeps her pronouns confirmed lol" I think Echo might the first new hero I've been excited about since... I wanna say Moira? It's been a while lol https://t.co/Qsj7f0ZCDp @Jasonyboi fdghfdgdfgdgh i have no idea what you could POSSIBLY be referring to >//////< @Jasonyboi d-do i know? >.> @LeafTilde @APrivateRobin goshhhh thank you Leaf! I love dicks too but realizing I'm included too gives such a rush of euphoria 😭💕💕💕 @LeafTilde dfhhsdfhhshhh th-this is bullying >/////< "while horny is kind of a constant background buzz for me a lot of the time, feeling baby isn't every day and it so often sneaks up on me, gosh >.> anyway guess which one i'm suddenly feeling rn :3c" @RiotGrrrlJemma @LeafTilde feel like there's story potential here >.> @sonyaism hjdfgdkfsgfhs yes plz >/////< 💦 @futanarchy this is an affront to musksluts everywhere D:< @sonyaism IT'S SO GOOD @OzmaRacc we really should! so glad we're on the same page with this hehe~ "@OzmaRacc GOD, same" @RaeGun2k YESSSSSS @RaeGun2k The last Metroid in the galaxy says trans rights! @futanarchy every day that goes by this reminder becomes more important x.x @RaeGun2k I love these updates so much @LunaFoxxe @PrissyOrcGF omg omg omg that looks like so much fun!!! I've never been tied up but I want to so badly!!! @Kitty_Squeakle YESSSSS MORE EGGS "@Kitty_Squeakle I mean we'll need as many breedees as we can get, cutie~ And there's always straps to consider 🤔" @GwenStarlight hhhgggghh >/////> @LeafTilde *whimpers* hhffffhhhfff 💦💦💦 @ayyy_vuh ayyyyy this is me waiting for my dildo to arrive lol "After this crisis is over, who wants to volunteer to help knock me up to repopulate society?" "@GenderBanana More. Just, always more." @AlexisVeilled @StebMcDreb *whimpers* please~ 💦 @OzmaRacc @StebMcDreb OMG OMG OMG YESSSSS PLEASE GOD 💦💦💦 NICENICE THE DOUBLE WEED NUMBER 😎😎😎 https://t.co/WKgcjjJmCm @StebMcDreb godddddd plzzzzzzz 💦💦💦 @TheCrystalStorm https://t.co/qOZjvYs5sK "picture it: me, but with unbelievably massive tiddies" @Chug_Wife really only one way to know "to be fair I do have pudge, I just also really really badly want the two pregnancies part plz and thank u" I HAVE A BIG CHECK I CAN CASH BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE WE'RE SNOWED IN DAMMIT "First day of spring, huh? https://t.co/1bmL00ef7S" @LittleLavvy 👀👀👀💦 @LittleLavvy I'll probably need a lot of cute volunteers to help me in this endeavor JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 I 👏 CAN'T 👏 GET 👏 PREGNANT 👏 DOESN'T 👏 MEAN 👏 WE 👏 SHOULDN'T 👏 TRY plz put babby in me "goddddd ""slight pudge from 2 pregnancies"" is extremely goals" @essaym22 @LambChopInPamps I feel like that's absolutely the case and I hate that saying that makes us sound like anti-sjw right wingers. "@futanarchy ugh, yeah can normal return soon so I can be lewd with cuties again, fuck" @ABeardedQueer BEST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER MADE? :D "(Which incidentally is why their funny droid characters are extremely incongruous when they end up being so lovable, and as much as I love L3-37, her existence throws off the entire franchise's core assumption about humanity and those who lack it. Kinda weird choice)" "Since the original trilogy Star Wars has toyed with the ""more machine than man, twisted and evil"" idea. It's shown slowly happening to Anakin, it's echoed in Grevous, Luke struggles with it (and ultimately fails at a key point)." Every. Single. Thing. in that movie is carefully constructed to tell you something important. Like there's too many goddamn layers. A 4 hour video essay would have trouble encapsulating it all. hi friendly reminder that TLJ is the greatest Star Wars movie ever made "@RiotGrrrlJemma God, this game really nailed how people react to such a huge crisis huh" I think whenever possible the goal should be to only mock heteronormativity itself rather than individuals falling prey to it. "I truly do understand the temptation to laugh at heteronormativity. It's a very silly thing sometimes. But if you really stop and think about it with compassion, even if there's NOT any domestic abuse going on, two people in a miserable marriage is just sad. Why laugh at that?" "Shit like this is why I backed off from laughing along with people making jokes like ""lol straight people can't stand to be with their spouses wtf is wrong with them""" @WerewolfMoms *what if I @WerewolfMoms What I ironically love this so much I can tell if it's true irony anymore @degeneration saaaaaame D: @GenderBanana 👀👀👀 "@sqwrrkpon god, same" "listen,,,, as soon as the pandemic is over,,,,,, there are so many gay lewd things i wanna do with cuties,,,,,,,," @Glopossum @WillowPoss SHE'S PERFECT AND IM LOVE @futanarchy god this is the mood of the fucking month @Bea_Utiful_Rose @QuinntoBean Oh heck HRT start date is a good idea and it gave me Pixie Cave! "@LackingSaint I mean I'm also subscribed to Hbomb, literally Soy Boy Prime. This is the content I live for." @PrissyOrcGF @jimbohusky god mood x.x @jimbohusky @PrissyOrcGF Godddddd these are such goals~ 😍 "@ExistentialEnso I needed to hear this, thank you. Like, even if you're wrong, I still needed to hear it, you know?" @PhyrexianThot oh heck same just a sec "@Calliethulhu You really did, damn" @sapphixy They saw this thread and it worked out great lol "@AngryNerdBird To love someone with all your heart, just as a friend. I'll admit I didn't know what that felt like until I transitioned, myself." @AssembledGhost hhgggh >/////> "like, my dudes, even people who would otherwise agree that you have an actual ""job"" and don't just leech off of others aren't going to be your friends in this climate people who will fight tooth and nail to keep a roof over their heads not much else to lose at this point" "@LittleLavvy extremely, yeah x.x" "@Frumple_James It's reaching to be sure, lol. But like, even reaching reads can in theory have value, I just think arguments like this are made by people who are already convinced the show is trash and want to hate it." @ServantoftheFae Luckily she saw this thread and I got all embarrassed but I got to find out the feeling was mutual thankfully 🥰 @FalconGoddess37 @Tricliniangry I like the proposal I saw that was 2k a month much better but otherwise yeah that's what I'm hoping for you either hate landlords because they always seem too lazy/cheap to fix anything and never give the deposit back and always seem like they're trying to cheat you or you hate them on principle because you understand they're parasites there is no in between lol even people who don't think being a landlord is inherently parasitic hate landlords dunno where tf these assholes are expecting sympathy from expect I guess other landlords "can't sleep, anxiety will get me" @Tricliniangry I keep ping ponging between optimism and pessimism but I can't deny there's a real chance some good can come from this. Trump wants to enact a kind of UBI. We could really build on that in a positive way. At least I think we could. @Frumple_James The worst I saw was someone calling Steven yet another white savior because of the way the Diamonds sing about him in the movie. And like... that's not a completely wrong reading but it's such an exhaustively negative one. @LambChopInPamps But nothing happened recently or anything. Was just pondering it. "@LambChopInPamps There's been a simmering backlash for years now, all from people arguing in extremely bad faith but from people otherwise on the left which is why it's so obnoxious. Really just feels like people trying too hard to be rebellious for the sake of it to me." @blaze_casual hmmmmm good idea! a more... hands-on approach would probably be best~ "Other than a generic ""It was made under capitalism so of course there's something to criticize"" I don't see how anyone could see what the show has accomplished and honestly think the smart thing to do would become the Ebenezer Scrooge/Grinch of such an achievement in queer art." "If you don't care for Steven Universe that's totally fine, but hopefully you can understand why so many people, especially queer people, hold it in such high regard and maybe keep that in mind before you act all high and mighty for performatively going against the grain." It's 2:39am so here's a hot take: I find the Steven Universe backlash extremely embarrassing and overly performative. @PhyrexianThot extreme top energy (I'm a solid 2) @blaze_casual well it kind of involves you and me doing all manner of gay stuff together~ 😘 Suddenly hot I'm- Suddenly cool I'm- Suddenly a genius I'm- Suddenly a fool I'm- Suddenly fact but I feel- Stranger than fiction I'm new But I'm suddenly back I'm a walking contradiction ✨ @blaze_casual hey Alexa I have a really gay idea I think you're gonna love :3c @Tricliniangry yeah I'm trying not to constantly panic about it but it's not working so great okay I might've been subtweeting a specific cutie but a LOT of friends this could equally apply to liked this tweet and hhhggfffffgghfff im gay >////< 💦 @NewGenderWhoDis @PhyrexianThot jhhggghffhhhhgff f-fair >/////> "there are, at minimum, like five cuties I wish I could be spending this quarantine decidedly NOT socially distancing from in the gayest way" damn this pandemic has been prime Sapphic Pining time let me tell you "@Lexidrawn @TenaciousRanch Oh hey, my house! (Really hoping I can meet you at some point lol)" "@LilahSturges I mean I would but we're not even mutuals. Don't want to be rude, gosh" @PhyrexianThot @NewGenderWhoDis I have a crush on both of you this is double team bullying @NewGenderWhoDis hhgggggghhhjg m-maybe >////> "@Kate_Bunni @PhyrexianThot nonsense, you're cute!" @Kate_Bunni uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @NewGenderWhoDis THIS IS BULLYING I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW @Kate_Bunni I HAVE TOO MANY CRUSHES FOR THIS TO BE POSSIBLE MUHAHAHAHA @NewGenderWhoDis YESSSSSS 💦💦💦 @Kate_Bunni This is good advice "SUBTWEETED FRIEND HAS SEEN THE TWEETS, ABORT, ABORT" """You're a really fucking awesome friend that I feel so close to and you mean so much to me... and also, you're really hot and I'd love to do gay things with you so please don't take this as a 'I like you only as a friend' kinda thing""" Hoping the subtweet trick works honestly "How do I tell a friend I'm like, SERIOUSLY platonically crushing on them, unless they'd be into it in a non-platonic way because I could very easily make that work too" @futanarchy hjhgfddghhhh >/////> 💦 @PhyrexianThot so true @PlushiLanni @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps @Maddiescule are y'all gonna pee on me or just dunk on me D:< I might be a thirsty flower but as a transbian I feel among friends @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps >//////> "@LambChopInPamps LISTEN," @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh that'd be fun! >w> "you know, making out, peeing on each other, wholesome gal pal stuff" @NewGenderWhoDis I dunno what you mean? >.> "@NewGenderWhoDis Seriously, Emma? This was the cutest, hottest goddamn thing. I would be VERY INTO more piss-related content 💕💦💕" @NewGenderWhoDis @xXxCrystalline dammit i knew there was a shipping joke here somewhere and i choked @cuddlestopheles look it's hard to stop at just one @NewGenderWhoDis @xXxCrystalline ...and caged and plugged wait @xXxCrystalline @NewGenderWhoDis some boys are too damn hot and it's fucking bullshit "@futanarchy I mean like, if you're taking volunteers 👀👀👀💦" @ZJemptv REALLY close friends @Chug_Wife @CartaMonir bless u @RainyDemonKing @FrigidElfChild awwww cute! @InkyFirefly Happy bug daaaaaay! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Fuck yeah congrats!!! @Bieeanshee @LilahSturges I've said it before and I'll say it again: ur pretty :3 @suchnerve The feeling I just got in the pit of my stomach watching that I have no words to describe @PhyrexianThot I SAW THAT TOO AND I AM *PUMPED* "@xXxCrystalline SERIOUSLY I CLAPPED AND GIGGLED LIKE, SEVERAL TIMES" @xXxCrystalline LOVE THIS @RaeGun2k I'm trying to stay hopeful too. It's all probably gonna get worse before it gets better but I do think it can get better. @BirdTickIer I'm so fucking worried for y'all over there :/ @RaeGun2k THAT'S SUCH A GOOD NAME @litterboxhex Yum~ :3c @RanatokiParalax Here you go! https://t.co/uqVk7V8AIa "@CateSpice This was a fascinating and entertaining thread, thank you!" @Calliethulhu You get used to it ... Kinda @NewGenderWhoDis EXTREMELY EXCITED TO @FrigidElfChild wow what a bottom @NewGenderWhoDis Hell yes well I was definitely planning on signing up tomorrow as soon as a check I'm waiting for comes in! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Is this one on both Onlyfans and Manyvids? I definitely wanna pay for the whole thing gosh 👀 @LookForSerenity Definitely what I call mine! :3 @Kate_Bunni I avoided the hell out of Pocket Camp because of those micro transactions lol "(Nothing against City Folk I just missed the boat on it and by the time I got a chance to buy it it just didn't hook me, I dunno)" I have played every Animal Crossing *excessively* (except for City Folk) and I am *so pumped* for Friday @SJWMEGATRON I am so fucking ready to escape to that island and never return @NewGenderWhoDis holy h*ck this is so hot! 😍💦 @emuchaton @Calliethulhu I immediately thought of you and nearly tagged you lol "Pokemon SwSh also displays your Switch joycon colors in your character's house! This is a really cute, very Nintendo-y feature that I'm delighted is becoming a thing." @BonnieMakes @EllieODaire omg I somehow forgot that (in my defense I've been at the old house for a few days lol) @blaze_casual >:3 Can believe this tweet existed for barely 10 minutes and we already have two Dick Buffets @blaze_casual I forgot how close our birthdays are! :3c And now I'm hungry for cookies~ @mode_view Ha! You have the same birthday as my friend Allison! And as I told her: Mood https://t.co/pdvyfSDRLI "@PhyrexianThot I mean, mood" Devil Mitten! I am okay with this @RajelAran @LilahSturges aaaaaaa you're so fucking cute!!! 💕💕💕 It can be really hard to pull off social distancing on a ranch (there's always another trip into town it seems :/) but we're definitely trying our hardest. @RaeGun2k The way Twitter on desktop cropped that makes for the perfect reveal omg @LilahSturges ✨✨✨ https://t.co/xczaCJg310 @LilahSturges Super cute!!! 💕 @nyaakat confirmed for 100% babey @emuchaton good life advice I try to follow @EllieODaire Westcliffe! About five hours south of where we are now. @GwenStarlight We're here too if you need us 💕💕💕 "@GwenStarlight Yeah, I basically work at the ranch, so I'm gonna be fine (Mistress specifically picked an industry that lasts through good times and bad), but I'm worried for so many people I love. Gonna support everyone as much as I can as well." I'm even seeing people that I'd describe my relationship to as parasocial start to talk about the winds changing. It's getting scarier out there for everyone seemingly overnight. Hard to stay positive. "We started the Tenacious Unicorn ranch to try to help save and protect as many trans people as we could. There was never a chance we'd save everyone, but it's probably gonna start feeling like we can save even less than we hoped." "It's uh, really scary seeing so many friends lose their jobs. This is gonna keep getting scarier." @AshCoyote Fucking mood x.x "I guess that's just part of scratching that itch? They probably know most people didn't notice The Thing, but they need to appease that demon picking away at them while they're editing. The artist notices shit the audience never will." "Whenever a YouTuber points out something about their appearance or the sound quality of a recording that they noticed while editing and then jokingly draw attention to it while apologizing for it, I have never, without fail, noticed The Thing until they brought it up." @DeciusNero My favorite meat-eating bull! 💕 @ACrimsonSun huge mood "@QuestForTori I keep seeing this happen to my friends and I'm so terrified for everyone. I'm so sorry, Tori" 🚨🚨🚨IMPORTANT🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/XTVKsHfF8O @Summer_C_Ash SAAAME! I almost couldn't buy socks today because of that anxiety! "@BabyGoth_6000 Nobody ever says anything. I just get nervous. But if they did say something, I'd tell them the full truth because I don't need to be ashamed." That's a good point too! Honestly you can just expand it to all bottom surgery. Trans women need pads after bottom surgery! It's not weird! https://t.co/hIutaTPLD3 "Some trans women have vaginas! And we usually need pads right after the surgeries that give us said vaginas. So if you as a cis person ever see a trans woman buying pads at the store, please don't have your first thought be ""Oh just like that stupid Mr. Garrison from South Park""" "Probably gonna wait until we're fully moved before I open them though, which should be this weekend if everything works out?" First time I ever saw Wheeljack or Cliffjumper in the wild as well. Just swooped in and checked off the entire first wave of Earthrise deluxes! I feel very accomplished as a TF collector 🥰 Payday today! I made sure to only buy the essentials https://t.co/OAaqXRtseB @LittleEmmyBee jhgffhhhhdd hi jjjkfff >/////< @transgrlinexile Actually I should get it digitally too honestly. That's a game I never want to be without Transphobia seeps into your life as a trans person in so many small ways. I was too nervous to figure out what kind of smaller pads/liners I needed to buy at the store today. Maybe next time! Terrified of being read as a trans woman and getting stared at because of it 🙃 @WerewolfMoms hi I hate this *retweets* LivWell knows what's up https://t.co/pdUC7iap07 @Campfire_System It's not related to periods. I don't have a uterus. Discharge/bleeding is a thing for the first few months as it heals. @Campfire_System I had a vaginoplasty last December pretty sure I can switch to liners soon gonna give it another week or so to be sure honestly the worst part about wearing pads is it makes scratching your ass impossible TO BE FAIR I was in fact googling it to check if I could buy it while we're in town today lol if you google animal crossing switch it just gives you a countdown https://t.co/qqM6C0i6U5 everyone in line at this weed shop is standing 6 feet apart and it's kinda surreal lol I forgot to cancel my WoW sub so that's an overdraft fee I didn't expect should definitely get my money's worth this month then! 🙃 @Chug_Wife bazongas can be female gaze! @pointysashimi hhgfffffghhgff w-was hoping you might say that >////< @mode_view You could be a lesbian if you wanted~ @StebMcDreb hhhnnngggg I'm gay >/////< @StebMcDreb I wanna smooch you though!!!! @litterboxhex must've really needed those cummies @destroyed4com4t @SweetBeans99 NOT the fun kind of nipple torture "@StebMcDreb speak for yourself, beautiful! 😍" @pointysashimi gosh what lucky cutie is in there I wonder 👀 @LittleLavvy ggddddfghhd I'm such a gay baby >/////< @mode_view awwwww that's so sweet of you to say 💕 @Chug_Wife fuckin our guest room cannot be completed fast enough goddamn 💦 @LittleLavvy hhggffhhdfh u really think I should? >//////> Doing some quick mid-quarantine errands into town and it's finally warm enough for spaghetti straps that show off my awesome tiddies 💕✨💕 https://t.co/6XkI1df6J7 "like I'm JUST saying whoever's face can volunteer to be my chair for a bit is gonna have a really fun, gay time okay" @LittleLavvy the dream 😍😍😍 "Btw I should probably add: I'm not opposed to changing things up in a reboot. I'm actually quite in favor of it! New stuff is more exciting. Hell, we never got to see the jungle itself in the original, so this is new stuff no matter what! But it's PAINFULLY generic. Why?" "@KiyaraSabel I think Jumanji itself (the game) is a dark reflection of the kinds of media that colonialism created. The jungle within is straight from a white settler's greatest fears. And I think if you wanted to, a lot of fascinating stories & themes can be crafted from that starting point." @Cynon44 And also! Made him look like Alan's dad! Which is all kinds of fucked up! @WillowPoss Awwwww I love when my kitties are talkative too! It's so cute!! Jumanji is supposed to be dark fantasy for kids. I think there's still a lot of untapped potential there. But it'll likely remain untapped. Like you had the opportunity to show us the hell that Alan Parrish went through growing up... TWICE... and you fucked it up this hard. I can't fucking believe it. "@Cynon44 Terrifying in the original movie. Just a light hearted family chuckle in the reboots, by the looks of things." "And yeah I'm just going off ads and trailers because literally none of them have enticed me to see them despite having TWO whole movies with presumably like, interesting scenes? to get me to see it? They both look like identical bores." "More Skull Island, less ""We filmed this on location in a real place on earth because we know what Jumanji is""" "Jumanji is supposed to be a horrific, impossible, nightmare of a place. The most exaggerated, fantastical, utterly unimaginable representation of the scariest corners of our planet. Not... The Rock and Jack Black on the set of George of the Jungle." I don't understand why for two fucking movies now in every single ad the Jumanji reboot movies just take place in Generic Clean CGI Wilderness Land and not... you know... JUMANJI??? @TheFintauSystem *hugs hugs* :/ "@eevee Like my endo was literally like ""Well we can take blood work now or just put you on the max dose, I'm assuming you want the latter?"" He's awesome and I wish more endos were like him." "@eevee Unfortunately hormones don't work that way... I was on 8mg when I was still talking them in pill form so that'd be a safer maximum, however without spiro it's not that simple. A lot of endos insist on easing us into it and it's so annoying." @destroyed4com4t Do... oh god do people not know that's a Ninja Turtles quote "@olivebrinker My worry is we won't be able to keep this up for the 18 months we'll be waiting for a vaccine. Apparently cycles of easing up on this followed by more social distancing can work, but I worry after like the third time people will start to argue it's not necessary..." @TheFintauSystem Extremely mad at your mom if that's alright for me to say "@TheFintauSystem omg please do, love. Be safe :/" "@lisaquestions Literally we needed them because we can't use wet wipes in the new place (bad for a sewer, WAY worse for a leech field). But then the world was like ""Actually, everyone on earth needs these overnight thanks""" "@lisaquestions I was literally days from buying some for the whole house, was really excited that they were so affordable, and now they're completely out of stock. I'm so fucking mad." @Maddiescule @Notactuallysmol Cuuuuuuuuute!!! @ZJemptv I will never fully understand what the ever loving fuck happened there @tf_fic I'm social distancing alright but I dunno if I'd be able to pass up the opportunity to have really sloppy lewd sex with a cutie if offered gosh 💦 @Nickle4aPickle Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one! 💕 "reflecting on how amazing my girl bits smell and how incredibly gay I am, gosh" "not to be such a lesbian but like,,,, girls,,,,,,,,,," @BoringNerdyKate Also being done with spiro is really nice imo @MaiaFranklyn The car advertisements where every car rolls up and parks at the same angle as every single car commercial you've ever seen in like every Marvel movie now bugs the shit out of be. I WISH I didn't notice it. I really do. "@PhyrexianThot cute, hot, AND gay, wow :3" @MOOMANiBE lol that was definitely my reaction @DearDiarheha @dronkus23 beat me to it @xXxCrystalline plz pin me to a wall 😳💕 @Flea @caraesten Just in the short span of time since Cara and I quote tweeted this I've discovered you cannot talk about Blucifer without 3 people mentioning how his creator died lol @mode_view Blucifer isn't really in an accessible location. He's right by the road into/out of the airport but there are no sidewalks and he's easily like a mile away from the closest parking. "@caraesten Clearly a Pact was sealed at some point, forcing the sculptor to bow to the wishes of whatever demon was being summoned to complete this." @mode_view No idea but I'm gonna go with there's a ton of furries here I knew he had a nickname but I forgot it! Blucifer! We love him so https://t.co/D4wHF6il2K @ComradCapacitor Yep! "Like our NFL team is the Broncos, and there's a lot of horse ranches in Colorado. So horses are definitely A Thing here. But giant blue demon horses with glowing eyes and massive bulging cocks? Maybe a little less so" "My favorite fact about the DIA demon horse is his eyes glow at night. No, no one knows why he's so demonic, he just is" @aspacecadette You're so damn cute omg 💕 @OzmaRacc hmmmm breeding stocks might be in order 🤔 @Mokiawa mood @RiverGrayMV Cute! @chainchompist Reading that infuriated me but I refrained from replying since it was after you muted. Sorry you had to see that bullshit 💕 @jesstheunstill Oooh good idea! @QuinntoBean HEY cute butt :3 "Worried that I'll hit 6,969 followers while I'm asleep without getting a screenshot of it lol" @skinnedmaggots Not creepy at all! I'm glad I could help 💕 @skinnedmaggots Awwww thank you 🥰 @upandoutcomic awwww she's perfect! @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA hhffffhhhfff omg omg omg that sounds like so much fun!!! >/////> @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA 👀👀👀 @mode_view @LeafTilde I guess two broodsows are better than one! :3 @LeafTilde if they're looking for volunteers I might know someone >////> @lvndr_labs me almost every day x.x @maegodhavemercy *hugs tight* :/ @ArtyMaus hhhhhgfhhhhh c-can you please fill me >/////> @ConfusedSwitch hfdhhgdgdfgdjdsgs pussy literally twitched in pleasure just reading thaaaat *whimpers* >/////< 💦💦💦 @ConfusedSwitch nnnnngh super lewd and gay~ @ConfusedSwitch Between the two of us sluts think of how many cuties we can service! 😍 @ArtyMaus gfhhhhffd i was thinking the same >////< "@ConfusedSwitch I have lots of holes AND two hands, so, gonna have my work cut out for me ^w^" @premium_thot @Chug_Wife gghhgfggghhhhf >////< 💦💦💦 @Chug_Wife Kayleigh please be careful @Chug_Wife oh no :/ @Chug_Wife @premium_thot this bit is turning me into a subby poodlei it's unfair "I JUST want to be surrounded by a bunch of cute tops and their erect girldicks ready to take me to pound town all at once, okay???" @LeafTilde @mode_view nooooooo 😭😭😭😭 @premium_thot @Chug_Wife hhgffghghhg gosh I mean it's for the greater good >.> "@LeafTilde I mean like why delay, maybe I could use the suit now >.>" @BoringNerdyKate Being gay is hot and so is gender fuckery *nods* "@transscribe ""They were merely horrifically inept, not intentionally monstrous!""" @premium_thot @Chug_Wife yesssss gosh maybe there's room for some trans girls too 👀💦 @premium_thot @Chug_Wife CDC: Coercive Dresses for Cis boys @ArinaArtemis__ y-yes plz >////> @NikatinePrime mmmmm yes plz~ 🥰 "@Chug_Wife @premium_thot This is a really solid plan, good work" this episode is extremely good in case you're wondering https://t.co/cp71qwo2Wy (here's the giphy link if you want an easier time saving it: https://t.co/3DCGW2YHNm) I strongly felt this gif needed to exist after watching the new Unraveled https://t.co/vOMkf49Tkm @nyaakat aaaaaa your hair is so cute! @NewGenderWhoDis oh thank goddess "He just needs a little glass of water, please https://t.co/njg8uGFQY3" @futanarchy Hell yes! @NireBryce aaaaaaaa cute! 😍 @terriblytrans oh heck you're really cute and I'm really gay 😍💕 @RaeGun2k I'm feeling this way too. Helps to know I'm not the only one 💕 @TarynnWren @MayGriffin64 It was fine I just wanted to get ahead of it in case it got less fine @TarynnWren @MayGriffin64 Please don't argue about Star Wars in my mentions. It gets me way too riled up. @LeafTilde Love you Leaf 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual *hug hug hug* 💕💕💕 @Maddiescule @Notactuallysmol yeah she knows she's just a bab~ "@Notactuallysmol @Maddiescule I mean we could call them diapers if you REALLY prefer, little one :3" @NewGenderWhoDis @LambChopInPamps https://t.co/QVUlbLOeZw @LambChopInPamps @NewGenderWhoDis You're just that good at finding littles lol @LambChopInPamps @NewGenderWhoDis Oh no I happen to know for a fact Emma's quite smol~ @LambChopInPamps @NewGenderWhoDis or a pull-up @PrissyOrcGF Still would love to see a stream of yours! @LeafTilde okay I MIGHT be hiding them on purpose then >.> @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/wRnF1I0Lxc "@LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis thank you! I'll make sure to show this to uh, my friend asap my horny, horny friend 👀💦" @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis what's the name of that story asking for a friend 👀 @NewGenderWhoDis Emma I am too gay for this how dare~ 💕 @AlexisVeilled aaaaàaa you're the best >w< @AlexisVeilled two gay sluts unable to keep our hands off each other~ 😘💕 @AlexisVeilled (and maybe to give you some strap~) @AlexisVeilled hot girl needs filling in her area @AlexisVeilled GOD can this virus thing end so I can visit and you can fill me plz~ 💦💦💦 @AlexisVeilled first thought: gosh I dunno if that'd even fit! second thought: gonna make it fit D:< @AlexisVeilled hgddhhdsh I really need that inside meeee >////< @caraesten I have OCD too and I'm sending every good vibe I have *hugs tight* 💕 @Oh_Its_Just_Jo CUTIE!!! @addikitti SO WEIRD @GwenStarlight yessss plz~ 💦💦💦💦 @AlexisVeilled @StebMcDreb hhffddfghggdfhgg 💦💦💦 @TheNDqueerelf oh fuuuuuuck definitely getting in on this when I get paid heck 👀 @AlexisVeilled @StebMcDreb ohhhhhh fuuuuck just reading that sent shocks right into my pussy aaaaaaa >////////< 💦💦💦💦💦 @AlexisVeilled @StebMcDreb yesssssss please I need it so bad 😭💕💦💦💦 @StebMcDreb Alexis please breed my slutty holes 😭😭😭 @StebMcDreb TRUTH Someone needs to breed me dammit 😭 gonna destroy my pussy with my massage wand as soon as we get home dammit so anxious about this covid-19 stuff that I'm way hornier than usual goddammit why is horny and anxiety linked in my brain why am I like this @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSSS @Flea 🙋‍♀️ @FrigidElfChild @Tricliniangry gosh no wonder you b!mbos are both owned lol @TenaciousRanch Hell yes!!! @TheCrystalStorm omg gay 💕 @transfilmtheory being gay's so much fun why are the straights like this @LexiEsque They're absolutely not doing it for the greater good but I just hope voters realize these measures don't have to end. "@TheCrystalStorm @ayyy_vuh I'm technically 5'11.75"" but I round down dammit 😤" @TheCrystalStorm @ayyy_vuh If we're doing halves and quarters of inches I'm technically taller than both of you nooooo 😭 @OzmaRacc @daweirdredpanda (whomstamongus) @LambChopInPamps @VaderSan I know I retweeted it a couple days ago! It's meeeee! 😍😍😍 coronavirus doesn't stop the my constant need to be filled smdh If we're all gonna need to stay indoors I'm even more frustrated that my dildo got lost in the mail D:< @OzmaRacc we should probably booth get pregnant honestly for the lolz @OzmaRacc hahaha yeah that'd be the funniest prank me being impregnated i mean haha @PrivateWelshman Gosh what a happy ending! :3 @PrissyOrcGF *hugs tight* I hope this gets better. Just... all of this. The crisis. Everything. @PrissyOrcGF I almost have a kind of survivor's guilt over this. I got in and fully healed just before it got bad. I don't know what the fuck I'd do if my surgery was delayed. My heart hurts so much for my trans siblings that need to wait even longer :/ @PrissyOrcGF The struggling is mostly because that's more fun I assume @LeafTilde YES @ayyy_vuh Omg we were literally planning to deck out the new ranch in bidets BEFORE the TP panic buying I really hope this doesn't jack up prices for these ugh "@AkumaAren0666 @vexwerewolf Agreed. If it were up to me somehow, I would have never picked the ""virus outbreak"" option. This is one of the fucking absolute worst ways to shift politics. Fuck this." @Kaelyrhn Possibly. I think something this huge might change people's perspective. Or at least I hope it will. I really wish it didn't take a life-threatening virus to push the odds in favor of actually possibly improving the world with leftist policies but I'm hopeful that that might be what happens. I really hope people who aren't already leftist are watching how quickly capitalism was able to be put on hold for the greater good (like ISPs taking off data caps and such) and take those in power to task when this crisis is all over. @transscribe I like that they're scared. @Kaelyrhn THAT'S VERY TRUE sapphic pining doesn't help prevent coronavirus but it definitely doesn't hurt and you never know @CelticAnarchy DO IT @CelticAnarchy I've never once regarded you as male @liddytronic Omg no! @liddytronic I do too! That was fun :3 https://t.co/ZKUYQlTp0p @ArtyMaus @LeafTilde gdfgdgdhghhg >//////< @GirlDickEnergy Gosh same 😍 (Love that shirt!!) @LeafTilde hggffffghh 💦 it's not my fault the game is this overtly horny okay https://t.co/rclYJwZ5dh i've successfully turned on the cum tube https://t.co/dAqRrY37fx so hecking hot when the domme gets turned into a sub~ https://t.co/CkVCrtkYpV @AlexisVeilled GOD same 💦 this feels horny to me https://t.co/aG9RnHuzYB @ArtyMaus hgfdhh >/////> 💦 "@Chican3ry Haven't really noticed any harassment, thank you tho" Loved this game so much as an egg And not JUST because you catch glimpses of the fact that you're a girl but damn that definitely helped Haven't played this since 2012 but I got the itch to play again! https://t.co/nrgLSdIXKB "@blaze_casual Yes, Alexa? :3" @DozingDreamers gdhfgdfghg @MsNatalieGirl birthing fetishes but i can't birth eggs ffffffff why's it called eggplant if it doesn't even plant an egg in me smdh FUCK IT TANGELA APPRECIATION POST https://t.co/BwCRLijYzD "gm, have a dilation selfie~ 🐈🍆✨💕 https://t.co/sFAp985R7E" @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory hhhhhg >/////< @transfilmtheory ghgffghhjd wh- ghhj gfffdcv >/////> @PrissyOrcGF 👀💦👀💦👀💦 @Calliethulhu Wonderful place to be! Wearing a bra still gives me so much gender euphoria 🥰 @liddytronic @TenaciousRanch 35! @PrissyOrcGF omw 👀💦 @transfilmtheory thank u 😭💕 @the_yellowcouch @PrissyOrcGF GOALS 😍 @PrissyOrcGF fucking mood x.x @PhyrexianThot sad but tru @TheFintauSystem Oh no D: "@TheFintauSystem VERY hot! :3 Happy birthday, love! 💕💕💕" @AveryDelta2 kissing... and fucking... 👀 @NikatinePrime I... I think I should start watching 👀 @mode_view SHE'S MY FIRST KITTY AND I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT USING THAT QUOTE FOR HER OMG 💕💕💕 @CaseyExplosion Personally if people unfollow me for retweeting crowd funding for fellow queers those aren't followers I wanted to begin with. Takkun is a real top shelf kitty :V https://t.co/qfVlGKPcaV @Kamenspider I think Transformers and TMNT are two 80's franchises that have cemented themselves into culture securely enough that they'll never go away at this point. Which I am so here for. "typos fixed, don't tweet while high kids or do, i'm not your mom" gonna kiss so many girls after this is over I might be social distancing but that doesn't mean I'm not dreaming about kissing girls dammit "@girl_w_no_name King Soopers, which is owned by Kroger" @obscuricom @WeirdContrails @CateSpice I wanted to say I knew about it before Natalie mentioned it in a video despite me being a somewhat baby trans but then I realized I learned it from 420chan lol Yeah the chan boards keeping that slang alive sounds like a solid theory. @QuestForTori CUTIE 💕 @renfamous I'm too entrenched in trans/furry Twitter to see this as anything but a compliment @DysphoriaQueen so hecking cute 😍 @XylariaVG Happy birthday!!! 💕 "@RespectableLaw ""Is it cell phones? It's probably cell phones.""" @MarcyKingUltra I literally almost bought a box of these during my grocery store run today for the exact same reason lol @futanarchy probably the best side effect of hrt imo @blaze_casual stoner lesbian furries!!! 💕🦎🦊🌲🚬 @blaze_casual omgggg excited to get high with youuuuu :3 @Notactuallysmol ffdffdddf s-smol >//////< @Notactuallysmol gfdgfdg >////> @CeltiBurroughs RPi? @Notactuallysmol *huffs* >////> @PrissyOrcGF incredible we had the exact same idea tonight @PrissyOrcGF 😍😍😍 "i have a ""little account"" where i'm ""slightly more little"" than on ""main""" @machtackle Yeah I don't have a disc drive anymore either so that's an extra step I'd probably need to take lol "If I wanted to start ripping blurays and dvds is that like, a disc drive and specific software, or is there a ready-made electronic thingy I can buy?" @AlexisVeilled that's so fucking hot~ @AlexisVeilled seriously how do you have like all the same kinks i do "@Jesin00 I might do that, thank you!" @Chug_Wife I mean I got how it worked right away but it's still funny to be that the perspective is so weird. @Chug_Wife biggest of moods blasting the steven universe movie soundtrack instead of youtube because fuck this internet lol if our shitty satellite internet could do better in this incredibly thick fog we have rn that'd be nicer tho @mode_view YUUUP "Welcome to being Constantly Online, it's really not so bad" Self isolation for 2 weeks? Oh you mean like I do every week? @MOOMANiBE (I am so thankful I was able to get my surgery done before this stuff got really serious >.>) @Summer_C_Ash I tried playing Daggerfall when I got it in that big Elder Scrolls box set they released a few years ago but it was too archaic for me sadly 😭 "@cryyptorchiid There's definitely logic to it, I just think fangs should be associated with the feminine and fangs are a hallmark of Sugimori's art which I'm a big fan of." @MOOMANiBE That's true! When I was still playing a lot of Pokemon Shield I found that out myself lol @Vangelus Eggs were completely gone from our grocery store too and I was equally confused @TheCatMom I mean fangs are sexy as hell but I wouldn't call it a fetish That can always be changed tho lol @1ightningstrike @LeafTilde The cowards shouldn't given 'Queen the fangs and 'King no fangs @MoonPupper Also one of my favorite meals to make for myself in general lol @MOOMANiBE Well still glad you found a way to do it! I'm almost always on my phone instead of my Switch while dilating but that's only because no Switch game currently has it's hooks in me until Animal Crossing comes out lol @LeafTilde Headcanon acquired @MOOMANiBE ankle trick? :P @transfilmtheory damn that's gay I never noticed Nidoqueen's defanging despite playing since 1998 and I am really upset over this revelation D:< @ikksnay old dog yells at cloud "@homestuck No, but the acknowledgement is appreciated" @ikksnay we're gonna get better internet than this at the new place and if you get t mobile your phone will load stuff really fast at least @ikksnay yeah that was nice @OzmaRacc hot 😍 @MaiaFranklyn @ikksnay OMG I LOVE THEM @ikksnay @MaiaFranklyn okay but that name rocks @ikksnay @MaiaFranklyn oh my mistake lol @MaiaFranklyn @ikksnay oh I'm totally gonna make you a fursona @MaiaFranklyn This is like @ikksnay's suggestion of Lazzle :P My new Salazzle fursona really needs a name hmmmmm @Chug_Wife what is it with some folks on the left desperately wanting to compare who has it worse @Chug_Wife hey maybe creating a hierarchy of queers is an extremely bad idea just a thought I feel like I got one over on life here lol They were nearly out of chili at the store (as well as a bunch of other stuff) but they had vegetarian chili which was exactly what I was looking for muhahahaha! https://t.co/KEWn0ghCvR As someone with OCD the idea of just letting filth collect on my hands while just occasionally throwing some sanitizer on it horrifies me. And that'd be the case even if there wasn't a pandemic. "My best guess is people think that because soap isn't antibacterial or listed as a sanitizer, that it won't work against the virus. Which I guess is slightly understandable, but very wrong." The grocery store in Westcliffe had plenty of hand soap but were all out of hand sanitizer wish makes me really worried for people. Do y'all just hate washing your hands? Sanitizer might sanitize but it doesn't get rid of dirt. Please stop being so gross? "@TheCrystalStorm To be fair, just about everything about having a vagina rocks so hard, but yeah I do love that part" @transfilmtheory hey ur extremely cute okay @casualavalanche @TrexPushups I still need to play Celeste! Everything I hear about it makes me think I'll probably be saying the same when I do 💕 @futanarchy how do you do fellow lazy gay "@tinybird420 And for two years, too. Well past when the Brexit stuff is supposed to finally go down. How much you want to bet these temporary powers get altered and extended indefinitely?" hecked up that everyone needs to stay indoors due to the coronavirus and my vag still isn't healed up enough to take advantage of the wild orgies we could be having 😤 "You ever stop and think how the best Soulslike, Metroidvania, AND platformer are all one game that we as a species didn't deserve? https://t.co/rGTOmpRxsV" "I know I'm just adding to the noise here but: Five Guys is trending and it's just people going ""Five Guys is trending and now I want Five Guys!"" or ""Omg I thought something bad happened to Five Guys!"" And not ""Those communal peanuts they have sure are terrifying now huh""" "@TheNDqueerelf @RanatokiParalax @ghosttran @PhyrexianThot Usually my preferences are: ""Sativa please, blue dream is my favorite"" I was incredibly shocked to find any weed strain actually had a specific effect beyond the sativa/indica divide, but girl horny is a strange thing to predict lol" "@daweirdredpanda Like I said in the tweet you're replying to, it's hard to pick just one, so no, but only because that's impossible for me." Strong contenders for the number 1 spot: https://t.co/z2qczjPBtN @TheNDqueerelf @RanatokiParalax @PhyrexianThot And it reliably makes me horny! It's so silly because that's apparently not one of the known side effects lol @JosieKendamu Well it's still cool! @mode_view I think so! @PhyrexianThot ACCURATE I am merely 60 followers from the coveted double sex number 👀 "@RanatokiParalax @PhyrexianThot If I'm remembering correctly, have some Jack Herer ready for me if you wanna see Even Hornier Than Usual Kat" "@arancaytar If we get a mailbox, it'll be no more than a mile away. But we're thinking of going the PO box route for safety reasons, and that's 15 minutes away." "@displaced_ATX It might not be the best game I ever played, but that's so hard to quantify. It's given me hundreds upon hundreds of hours of entertainment though and that's gotta count for something!" "@displaced_ATX I've been playing off and on since Wrath and always make a point to unlock flying in every new expansion (which basically means I end up seeing most of the core PvE content). I'm hooked for life, lol." @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife I'm really really really looking forward to it >//////< 💦 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife *whimpers* >////> "Dildo watch 2020: The new place literally doesn't have a mailbox, lol. Like it's THAT off-grid. We're gonna set one up but until we do, it was definitely sent back to TTC who are already on the lookout for its return, at which point I'll give them an address that works lol" @ArinaArtemis__ @LeafTilde hhhhhhggggggggggh 💦 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife w-wait!! >/////< "@Chug_Wife @Demi_theynd For me it's most easily done with nipple play, and only when someone else is doing it to me, but yeah it's ""dry"" full body orgasms that just keep coming and coming it's wonderful" @ArinaArtemis__ @LeafTilde gosh I hope so 😍 @Demi_theynd HRT gave me the ability to orgasm without ejaculating (though I do get get wet from it). From what I hear that's somewhat uncommon but that's the kind of orgasm I'd expect from this @LeafTilde goals tbh @dead_girly yes plz gosh >/////< 💦 @eevee mine got sooooo puffy from hrt it rocks 💕 "@eevee It's kinda one of those things where one day you'll be looking at your nips and realize ""Oh, I guess I'm past that point aren't I""" @JosieKendamu The built in ooze canister is SUCH a good touch omg @PhyrexianThot Fuckin there's already strains of weed that make me instantly horny so I'm extremely intrigued @Chug_Wife oh my fuck @Chug_Wife but but! he has to find the center! gotta make both sides look awful or else his entire point is bullshit!!! @melodyaligned https://t.co/PBjCQXyVkO @Chug_Wife Omg that sounds incredible @AlexisVeilled ngl fantasizing about this filling me rn @itsrileynicks My main has been an enhancement shaman troll by the name of Tazztok for over a decade now 🥰 @AlexisVeilled tiddies so big >.< @AlexisVeilled fill our silly little heads with air~ much better use of them :3c @AlexisVeilled haha what if after that air hissed out of your mouth without deflating your lewd round body and inflated me too until we were both helpless slutty balloons 👀 @LeafTilde @tf_fic gosh this is making it sound like I have a null bulge >/////> @AlexisVeilled hahaha just kidding unless? 😳 @ErinSuccubus @StebMcDreb massive tits and gravid bellies for all!!! @Chopin_42 TRUTH @SaveManning @Crystalorbie @ScarlettPixl @xychelsea Thank you for clarifying! @StillYourGhost Joel got there first and fucked him in that regard @PrissyOrcGF yes I like that idea a lot plz 😍😍😍 Why spread coronavirus when you can spread your legs instead? 💕 "@Chug_Wife I think the implication is kids shows, though that wasn't what was said, true" @LeafTilde Thank you for spreading awareness about this important topic @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss AWWWWWW! CUTE!!! @AlexisVeilled and I can't even suck those rn smdh @futanarchy @litterboxhex So cute omg!! @Uber_Anne @UberAnneIRL such curves 😍 @AlexisVeilled I guess we're just both cute sluts then!!!! @PrissyOrcGF like the fun kind of sensitive? 👀 @AlexisVeilled but! but! you! @StebMcDreb we need to seize the means of inflation~ @blaze_casual I love it!!!! "@PrissyOrcGF that b!mbo succubus is really taking over, huh? :3c" @PrissyOrcGF proud of u @melodyaligned Gosh that's a good idea honestly >w> @melodyaligned I definitely get that impression from everything I hear 💕 @Jasonyboi @StebMcDreb hhgffffgghhffffgfdfftggg @futanarchy @litterboxhex what a good kitty!! 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu I'm intrigued @Jasonyboi @StebMcDreb hhfdghi fddhjjjjkkf!!!! >//////< They're giving employees sick leave if they're feeling ill and a bunch of other really cool stuff too. Nailing it as far as I can tell Adult Baby Universe lol @Jasonyboi @StebMcDreb ghgffghhjd @StebMcDreb but that'd be embarrassing! >.> "@emuchaton I love gobstoppers so much but I like to pay for my porn so," @LeafTilde SAME They even have the slide coming out of the building for the children's play area and everything! (I used to visit when I was a kid... I remember the building being a lot bigger lol) @AlexisVeilled (don't worry I was doing that too >.>) "@AlexisVeilled Our chat was that good, huh? :3" "It was like a horror movie Just suddenly out if the dark, F̮ͫͥ̏̃̒O̶ͦ͆̇͑͌C̯͔̯͗̾̈́́Ü̴̮͍̰̪̆͗̽Ș̢͓̇ͫ ̹̠̟̻̼̤̉͑̈ͬ̄ͩ͠ͅO̪̓ͦN̸͔͍͍̼̟͇͗̓ ̢͖̪͉̮͚ͅT̙̣̭H̶͈̤̙̲̫̘̞̓͒̿E̲̒̀̎̏̉́̿͡ ̡̭̺̬̻͙̋̒́̏F̶̼͕̪̖̲̑̚AͩM͉͚̪͔̼͛͌ͭͭ̎I̯̠̘̙͉̹̼Ḷ͕̣̾͛͑̏̏͘Y̭͙͛̉̽" We just had to stop for gas (we're heading back to the old ranch for a bit) and I didn't even realize we were in Colorado Springs until the Focus on the Family sign was illuminated by our headlights 🤮 "@mode_view @Calliethulhu For me it's less ""excited for Shadowlands"" and more ""always excited for the next WoW expansion""" @Notactuallysmol I learned it from @emuchaton lol @mode_view @Calliethulhu (aaaaaa my subscription lapsed >.<) @Calliethulhu I'm very used to this feeling. Been playing since Wrath and unlocking flying in every expansion since they started locking that behind achievements. I will never stop lol @Notactuallysmol high :P so yeah I'm a bit zooted Toppers pizza? I hardly know hers pizza! @Calliethulhu I'm excited for Shadowlands :V @TheNDqueerelf YESSSSSS [cw nsfw] OMG THIS IS ME 😍😍😍😍 """God is a trans woman and the only reason she doesn't help out more often is because she doesn't have the spoons"" - @ikksnay" @PrissyOrcGF @SixArmedSweater *taking notes* @SixArmedSweater this sounds like one of this reality-alerting tf stories and I'm so here for it @LambChopInPamps 👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF god I need some of that in my life 😭 Really hoping my bottom surgery speeds it up @BoringNerdyKate well at least there's subby bitches like me who love to act like they hate it~ @Chug_Wife omg I was so blissfully unaware until this moment D: @Q3w3e3 oh no! :/ @PrissyOrcGF just constant thoughts of suffocation in my slutty head right now for some reason 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF holy heck I knew you were getting thicc but uhhhhhhh 👀👀👀👀💦💦💦 @PrissyOrcGF that much mommy would be enough to destroy most gays tho!!!! @ArtyMaus oh gosh that's really hot too 😳💕 @blaze_casual I can have favorite kinks! >.> @transfilmtheory u pretty tho Finding out a cutie who's into me has the exact same kinks as I do makes them even hotter tbh @Doc_Wolverine I don't even have words... holy shit @MithrilMerc @Polygon chonkers :3 "@RonelynValor Your apology means a lot, thank you 💕" "@APrivateRobin @Kitty_Squeakle @PrissyOrcGF sounds like we need to perform a few tests 🤔 for science, of course" @PrissyOrcGF Amateurs "@NewGenderWhoDis @TenaciousRanch Alpaca ranch, but yes 🥰 Can't wait until you can come see it in person! 💕💕💕" @PrissyOrcGF bald b!mbos are so incredibly hot and more people should understand this @litterboxhex @TenaciousRanch @BonnieMakes @SteampunkPenny @ikksnay We'd love to show you in person one day! 🥰 @Kitty_Squeakle @PrissyOrcGF @APrivateRobin I too have been known to meep so it's gonna be a chorus of meeping >.< @Kate_Bunni @TenaciousRanch @BonnieMakes @SteampunkPenny @ikksnay The house has a dome! :3 You can donate here: https://t.co/1vNol4Ns7b The queer community rocks so hard "Chelsea's gonna be funded in no time. This morning the GoFundMe was at 50k, now it's at nearly 100k. This'll take a week tops 💕" @FirehoofAmy The Trump of Brazil @RonelynValor That's really rude as fuck for you to say to me @tf_fic @LeafTilde I was laying in bed reading this and my hips were literally moving on their own gosh >////< @tf_fic @LeafTilde hhgfdddghbbbccxdghhjbgxsdbvdfhhhffhhssshhhdsdhjjddfhvcxfgh 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @tf_fic @LeafTilde hhgfddghgfggfddfffdddf I'm tragically unfilled atm >/////< 💦💦💦 @StebMcDreb @funfettiKitty hahaha what if all three of us were pooltoys @tf_fic @LeafTilde listen it's unfair for you to make me this wet you horny monster >////< 💦💦💦💦💦💦 @tf_fic @LeafTilde vvggghhfdffggssdfg >/////< 💦💦💦 @tf_fic @LeafTilde hhgghg 💦 @LeafTilde @pasteldaemon BEST end @LeafTilde You're so fucking right. Badly want as asshole genie to make my wish way more embarrassing and kinky "@HaileyAdamsXXX There's a long list of people who wanna join us, but the eventual plan is to add as many as ten bedrooms in the coming years. You're more than welcome as soon as there's space!" @NewGenderWhoDis I tragically an without a dick but I feel this mood so hard 😭 @ArtyMaus @PrissyOrcGF lol honestly the reason we want a king bed in there is for guests who want to have some fun with one or more of us without having to disturb anyone who'd rather sleep lol @ArtyMaus @PrissyOrcGF hmmmmm that does sound nice 🤔 @PrissyOrcGF @APrivateRobin seriously I can feel this video so hard it's unfair 💦 @ArtyMaus @PrissyOrcGF The initial plan is to finish a single guest room but ideally with a king sized bed. As many people that are comfortable sharing said bed can visit at once :P @PrissyOrcGF COMPLETELY UNRELATED to this conversation but I can't wait until you can visit the ranch >.> @PrissyOrcGF hhfdddfghhhgddhhs >/////> @PrissyOrcGF As a vulva owner this video is bullying D:< @LeafTilde plz 💦 @CookieCyboid That sucks so fucking much I'm so sorry :/ I really hope they can give you a date asap. Fuck capitalism for making this pandemic so much worse in both the US and the UK. Already know someone whose vaginoplasty has been delayed because of this virus and goddammit fuck capitalism for making this shit 1000 times worse than it needed to be. @ScarlettPixl @xychelsea I mean like I don't have any reason to suspect this is a hoax but I don't have any way to prove to you otherwise. I don't know that Chelsea is using Twitter very much and she probably gets @'d a ton. "@Raindog2010 Who knows if it'll work, but my thinking is that this virus will directly effect almost everyone. That kind of thing so rarely happens, so it might be mildly hopeful in that regard. And only in that regard since it's of course still a pandemic." You can donate to help Chelsea pay for her fine here: https://t.co/1vNol4vRfD @ScarlettPixl @xychelsea Donate here: https://t.co/1vNol4vRfD @OzmaRacc I will concede the queer ones are often pretty rad. @ArtyMaus Like I said it's not a guarantee but this is several orders of magnitude worse than in '08 and there's a pandemic the likes of which we haven't seen in modern times. @Kaelyrhn The Q*artering was complaining about this recently. @Kaelyrhn Mainly the stuff they had to change to protect kids. That law that was passed like over a decade ago that says you can't track kids' personal data? YouTube is now compliant so kids aren't getting fascist video recommendations after watching Minecraft videos. @NeedlesFox @vexwerewolf The only thing we have confirmed is he refuses to gets tested. All signs point to him trying to look as good as possible for re-election. Anything actually rational on his part will be avoided. He's a germaphobe but that's all he has going for him. @ArtyMaus Yeah that's why it doesn't feel like a guarantee to me. It wouldn't be that hard to feed bigotry with this crisis rather than class solidarity. "That last point I'm trying to stay hopeful about. I feel like if there's even a shred of rationality in this world, even a scrap of fairness, it's inevitable. Hard to stay optimistic, but I can't deny it's possible." @AssembledGhost You are definitely on the list of friends I wanted to visit. Hopefully next year! 💕💕💕 @Kaelyrhn Yeah battery tech for that kind of thing has only recently gotten decent as far as I know. This place's batteries are really good and we're planning to upgrade and get even more. "Good news in hell world: - Chelsea Manning is free and already 20% of the way to paying off her fine - Alt-right YouTubers are being hurt by the new algorithm - Bolsonaro has coronavirus, Trump probably does too - This crisis might seriously radicalize people for the better" That's a big reason we fought so long to nab this house. The plan had been to go off-grid with our ranch since its inception and this place was already at that point. It's a huge leap forward for our plans. @ArtyMaus Right now! It's really neat and satisfying to think about how the energy I'm charging into my phone right now is 100% renewable. This house is off-grid and powered entirely by solar panels. I really wish more of the world was equipped this way. "@ZJemptv I try not to be this pessimistic, but I seriously think the odds are low. The people who most need to be radicalized will buy into complete lies that don't alter their worldview. Racism and general bigotry will be fed rather than class solidarity. I'd love to be wrong..." "I really hope I can visit the UK before Brexit destabilizes everything over there to the point that I might never be able to see my friends over there, but I really don't think it can be this year :/" @PrissyOrcGF This implies the existence of an Elizabeth Swann who has created a massive bonfire made from toilet paper @secret_jane_ extremely yes "While I was frustrated that the money I was expecting to get recently got delayed for so long, I am actually kinda thankful it took this long given I was planning to pay for plane tickets to the UK as well as pre-reg for DenFur with it. Not going to do either of that now." @OzmaRacc you have cis friends @morkitten Yessssss @secret_jane_ hgfdddhhfdhdh p-plz throatfuck me >.< @melstonemusic Meeeeee >.> "If a strictly hypothetical politician who was over 65 hypothetically contracted coronavirus, how long might he have before... you know... ☠️ Hypothetically speaking, of course" @secret_jane_ what if: my face was shampoo bottle "Literally every tweet on my timeline is about coronavirus. Like I'm not surprised but just... I dunno, it's a lot." @CaseyExplosion FUCKING Kevin.... @Doc_Wolverine :3c "@julesprom @Cosmic_Wyrm @AliceAvizandum Except no one stops to think that if need be, showering can work just fine. Not ideal but it's not like you're completely fucked." @RealSexyCyborg @OzmaRacc Holy heck nice! Also goals! :3 "@Chug_Wife I'm a slut, don't know what everyone else's excuse is" "@TheCrystalStorm I own five kitties so I speak as an expert when I say: those are some high quality, 10/10 beans" @IconoclastRose omg omg omg 😍😍😍 very much very love being gay 🥰 @caraesten Honestly I feel this hard right now too 💕💕💕 @AliceAvizandum pretty high rn @Lilfelicity1 @LambChopInPamps something tells me potties aren't allowed at this school... call it a hunch... >.> @LambChopInPamps jhgghhfff!!!! >////> @LambChopInPamps I chose mommy without thinking and then realized you meant the last one >.< @Chug_Wife they're really quite wonderful huh @renfamous Oh my god some good news in hell world finally @OneLameShark Barely worth the price unfortunately @ScientistCami @FrigidElfChild true facts @FrigidElfChild baby!!!! :3 "@ayyy_vuh I mean, smart bitches tbh" @nyaakat listen I just tweet what my heart is saying hasn't steered me wrong yet 😤 @nyaakat CUTE MUNCHABLE BUTTHOLE TBH 💕 "@_RainingInside Yeah most of our shopping needs to be done in Canyon City it's looking like. Not a big deal, but it's mildly amusing. Westcliffe is beautiful and the people are really nice but it's a tiny tourist town really." I love/hate the fact that the only franchisee restaurant in Westcliffe is Subway lol @CapnKarlisle Pretty much exactly what I said? A federal judge ordered her release. @polyheartmony I bet there are no shortage of trans streamers already planning that! @QuestForTori Every time I hear a story about someone saying in the moment they promise not to file a claim it always ends up being a lie. I'm so sorry :/ We need to crowd fund the FUCK out of her fine. I bet that can be paid in a matter of weeks with enough initiative. The world is going to shit but at least Chelsea Manning has been released. I really can't overstate how happy I am to hear this 🥰💕💕💕 @Chopin_42 hgddhhgdsdhhhds yes plz >////< @Chopin_42 👀👀👀💦 @MrsStephinMerit CUTE "@RipleyStorm If she ever wants to live off grid on a trans alpaca ranch, you know where to send her! 💕💕💕💕" @RipleyStorm Omg thank god omg 💕 @ThatHeckinRobin Right??? God the gender euphoria is so good 🥰💕 Omg this coffee shop is the fucking CUTEST and there's even a hair salon in it??? I'm getting my hair done here asap!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @ComradCapacitor gosh yes plz~ @TheQueenSeKa hhfddgdsh yes plz >/////< @deathpigeon look as soon as I'm all healed up I'm gonna need this 💦 "Speaking as a trans woman, this coffee shop is alright https://t.co/NNkqRzJTIU" @Demi_theynd *grumble* D:< @GwenStarlight hhfddghhddhhssdf >/////> 💦 @Doc_Wolverine https://t.co/SLPX0IwXxH @AssembledGhost I said please! >.> "(strap is a type of cock, just to clarify)" i am slut plz fill w/ cock @teagirlgf W!!!! @TheGayChingy prime pinned tweet content imo @mode_view You're right it is! :3c @mode_view SMOOTH GIRL FACE 💕💕💕 oh hey these must be what you get at those gay furry convention room parties I hear so much about :V https://t.co/VxqCfI1hve @ClumsyPlant @ComradCapacitor Omg yes plz @APrivateRobin It really did! :3 @APrivateRobin I never got to experience a cage and that sometimes bums me out but having a vagina is soooooo much better 🥰 @renfamous Oh heck I haven't heard about this. Was the algorithm changed recently? @PrissyOrcGF I mean I'd love to 👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF Morgan your booty is too powerful!!! @Hypnothulhu oh gosh I would love to so much!!! >////< @Demi_theynd @Calliethulhu gafhggdddssggfff @Calliethulhu b-bullying >////> @SnowFoxTales Omg perfect 💕 @Calliethulhu l-listen I can explain @Calliethulhu good morning I'm suddenly very thirsty 👀💦 @Calliethulhu s-steppy plz? 👀 @LeafTilde how dare you make me this squirmy~ >/////< 💦💦💦💦 @secret_jane_ 😘😘😘 @melstonemusic gm 😍 @ThatHeckinRobin Time flies omg! Congrats! @transfilmtheory I'm the absolute worst at explaining why I like the people I do but you're without question one of my favorite people on here and I feel really lucky to be your friend 🥰💕 @secret_jane_ VERY suckable :3 @secret_jane_ gggfddhhffffgh plzzzzz >/////> @NikatinePrime yeah that does look... rather beautiful... now that you mention it... @secret_jane_ oh goddess I wanna choke on that >////< @SweetHangerine @PhyrexianThot listen I'm a forgetful bottom okay @PhyrexianThot hhhgggghh >/////> @PhyrexianThot Wait a second you're a top? 👀👀👀💦 @Demi_theynd @D1s4sterDr3w hhfddfghhhjcfgnnb HEY D:< old bottom proverb @SweetBeans99 Love you tons :/ 💕 @ZJemptv This approach hasn't failed me yet "Welp, I'm gonna need to buy all of these" @secret_jane_ hhggffghhhgfhj y-yes plz >/////> @blaze_casual YESSSSSS same!!! "@AliceAvizandum I like tuna and I like chili but I am instantly suspicious of ""tuna chili""" @blaze_casual They'd be nicer around your head~ 😘 @TheNDqueerelf GOD please~ @mode_view HRT can fix that~ @ScientistCami The white stuff is inside the cookies AND the cute boy you fucked! :D @futanarchy Weed makes so many states of mind so much more fun. Love to be high for littlespace and subspace too 🥰 @mode_view not at all! It's cute 💕 @ayyy_vuh im lesbiab 115 likes 660 views y'all are gay 💕 @FrigidElfChild It's really adorable watching y'all tweet after such a fun night lol @FrigidElfChild Ah yes the full story comes into complete focus now @AliceAvizandum Ah yes not a day goes by that my comrades don't remind me to toil in the fields @Dalmatrix Very true :3 @RainyDemonKing I KNEW IT :333 VERY lucky boy~ @Kaelyrhn It's archaic so it sounds more high fantasy https://t.co/szXKKmAKOJ @PhyrexianThot You might say history is... compleat? :3c @RainyDemonKing I think I have a guess already but: Which boyfriend? :3 @winocm @QuestForTori this seems relevant to your interests Every cishet male fan who gets overly defensive of their favorite horny robot cheesecake @blaze_casual saaaaaaame 💕💕💕💕 @blaze_casual just saying wanna snuggle you muchly @lillyonline Cutie!!! 💕💕💕 @ScientistCami Only because you have your priorities straight 💕 @blaze_casual you're so goddamn pretty 💕💕💕💕 @LackingSaint Mainly because it looks cool @TrexPushups Ooooh that's a good idea! @ckosxxx Inspirational 😍 @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀 "@Summer_C_Ash I don't know much about cars but Mistress and Bonnie do. It's fixable, we just gotta take it to a repair shop tomorrow" Still working out the heating in the new place so tonight has been... fun? @FrigidElfChild it suits you "first of all, how dare I get called out like this" @enbyChloe @septembermach @AdequateEmily No doubt at all "@enbyChloe @septembermach @AdequateEmily If I'm not mistaken the idea is to make her testify after already testifying, finding anything even slightly different from the last time she testified, and punishing her for that. It's a known tactic." Hurts my heart so fucking much I just want Chelsea to be okay :/ "@TheEpicDewback It's an extremely severe, often panic attack-inducing phobia" @septembermach @AdequateEmily She was not arrested. @ricthinx @AdequateEmily She wasn't sentenced. This is coercive imprisonment. I don't think an end date has been set. "Shouldn't be much lightning until spring, and I have ear protection specifically for it, but god that's terrifying :/" I learned that apparently lightning strikes are common in this valley and my phonophobia is extremely upset and scared :/ We didn't have time to get food so now it's just waiting for Dee to drive five hours to us to both bring a working vehicle and food lol She'll get here at about 1am Moving's fun 🙃 @Chug_Wife @Demi_theynd hhh g hi hgg how dare you make me this wet >.> @PrissyOrcGF you look so snugglable!!!!! @ArmlessKittyfox We're working on it and don't yet have an answer but soon @Chug_Wife @Demi_theynd fine then I will and there's absolutely no way you'll be able to overpower me D:< @givemonet hot~ :3 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife hhgfdddhhvdsh I've never worn my hair in pigtails but suddenly I have the weirdest urge to 👀👀👀 "We just got done with a 5 hour detour of our car breaking down while hauling the fence stuff up, waiting for a tow truck... it's been a huge headache but we're finally home x.x" @Chug_Wife @Demi_theynd Preston please stop being such a hot boy goddamn D:< @Chug_Wife @Demi_theynd cum in my alpaca sona's throat plz @LilFluffClouds mmmmm that looks so nice 🥰 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife it me im alpacas @secret_jane_ it me im household object @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife soooooo many boots at the ranch @polyheartmony yessssss @polyheartmony COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN "@LambChopInPamps well I mean we'll have to! for science, of course" @ComradCapacitor I loooooove having girl fat so much 😭💕 @Chug_Wife like half of my fetishes started off as jokes lol @Demi_theynd uwu it's been a long day and I'm very tired is this content important thigh jiggle update: https://t.co/sIMTktWJRb "want,,, bigger butt,,,,,," @secret_jane_ 👀👀👀 @Chug_Wife 👀👀👀 "I really like to wear stretchy leggings jeans but the only problem with them is there stretch so my thighs do look a lot thicker but they're still fitting in these girl jeans. But then, I bought these recently and it was after I went down a pants size so who knows lol" @blaze_casual I can imagine given how curvy you are! :3 wish I kept my old guy pants to see how much my ass and thighs have grown I suspect it's a lot @justlaurnow I end up feeling very giggly a lot of the time so kinda? @PrissyOrcGF exactly! :3 @BugbearPancakes Omg congrats!! 💕💕💕 @secret_jane_ big dick you say 👀👀👀👀 @PrissyOrcGF your butt just wants what's best for your b!mbo self! :3 @secret_jane_ I don't think I've heard of many transfemmes recovering from girldick atrophy unfortunately @PrissyOrcGF but there are monsters to hunt! @ComradCapacitor Hell yeah doesn't it rock??? "Eating at a house of pancakes of the international variety, felt cute ✨ https://t.co/WyIIk8uOjt" "@blaze_casual For myself, I'm mostly happy but if this dehiscence doesn't clear up soon I'm gonna be pretty pissed. Obviously it'll heal eventually but I feel rather lied to being told I would be (hell, being told I *am*) fully healed at 12 weeks." "@blaze_casual It's not fair of anyone to expect all us post-op trans women to be model trans. I think a lot of assumptions about vaginoplasties need to be corrected in this community. It's a complicated thing that isn't an end, but a beginning of a weird new chapter not everyone's ready for." @PrissyOrcGF also good morning!! >.< @PrissyOrcGF Morgan I'm too gay for this 😍 (That's me just not wanting to give into anger. Other queers/marginalized people in general? Scream at whoever you want. I get it. The states have never been higher) "I'm gonna vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is because I strongly feel even Biden would be better than Trump. But I won't for a second scream at someone who doesn't want to do that, even if I think their vote is doing more harm than good. Screaming won't help." "Anecdotally however while I've only seen shitty liberals say the exact words ""blue no matter who,"" I see way more marginalized people phrase it as harm reduction, while I seem to very rarely see marginalized people argue for the other approach of sending a message with your vote." This is why the coming months are gonna fucking suck. Because either side of this argument is shitty for what can be very similar reasons. We're just gonna tear ourselves apart screaming at each other. """Blue no matter who"" is often said from a position of privilege (ie, you have the privilege to just fall on party lines regardless of their policies) But so is the other approach (ie, you have the privilege to wait out another 4 years of Trump to send a message to the Dems)" "@quatoria That's why you gotta build up. Some vibration, then ease up for a bit before going back in. It's a delicate balance." @viragoergosum Muhahahaha >:3c @tf_fic Doesn't seem to be here 😭😭😭 "Ultraviolet I actually got a refund for because I walked out within the first 30 minutes, but I remember NOTHING about it so I'll instead say Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales" Hell Mistress is thinking we could do a livestream tour tomorrow! @ExistentialEnso Our previous place had no cell signal AND shitty internet lol @apunkdog Good girl :3 I'll try to share a video tour tomorrow when it's not dark 🥰 @Chug_Wife RIGHT??? Dunno if the internet will be as awesome but I feel like there's a decent chance. And hell the fact that there's a cell signal on its own helps tremendously. "It's a good, fast cell signal too I'm so fucking happy 😭💕💕💕" I am currently sitting in our new house! None of the stuff is here yet but notice how there's a cell signal!!! https://t.co/qlwjIFZB3P "@SweetBeans99 I don't, but I know it happens for other people. Danny from Game Grumps famously gets very easily motion sick from games." @Hypnothulhu um hi 👀💦 @norintha @DreamerHyena Yeah but it'll be worth it 🥰 So we're on our way to the new house to spend a few days there setting up the fences for the alpacas. It's been about 4 hours and I already miss my cats 🙃 @WhaleHorned And he's not even one of them lol I'm often impressed at how vague I can be when googling stuff https://t.co/dNjnyr2qNk @MarcyKingUltra 👀👀👀👀 @Kitty_Squeakle Oh yeah I mean the tentacles are standard I just try not to scare the cis away TOO much 😘 "@msmaddiecakes I think they have to, but I admit I'm not 100% sure" @rozietoez Oh shit I didn't know he was a shitty doctor :/ @DevourerRose AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! @PrissyOrcGF (also fuuuuuuuck I want a pair DSL of my own so baaaaaad >/////<) @PrissyOrcGF They're really only good for sucking dick at this point~ @damnyouwillis You're using the tools you have at your disposal. It's not cheating :P @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSSSS 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF Completely redefining what DSL can be 😍 "And I know that's probably scary to a lot of cis people (especially cis men), but try fucking living it. Oh you're scared your penis or vulva is THAT close to being completely swapped? Yeah, that's just a small taste of what it's like having genital dysphoria." The differences between genders are not so vast that hormones and a surgery that's excised for damn near a century couldn't bridge the gap. For anyone who still thinks a neovag couldn't possibly look or function anything like a cis woman's vulva: The setup is already like 80% of the way there. @YourBoswell @borriborri_ Literally all I'm saying is Abrams wasn't completely ignoring the message of TLJ. He was re-framing it slightly and I'm tired of people not seeing that very obvious point. "@RaeGun2k @ExistentialEnso Backwards swastika is a good example. ""This isn't actually what you think it is, look closer"" doesn't in any way help the optics. Like let's go get Pepe tattoos and breathlessly explain to people the guy who created them hates the alt-right." "@borriborri_ @YourBoswell ""If bloodlines don't matter why did the good guy come from a bad guy"" is not the zing people seem to think it is" @PrissyOrcGF Excite! @PrissyOrcGF Oh no :/ As soon as there's money I'm going on an OF sub spree and you're definitely at the top of that list! @PrissyOrcGF h*ck yeah you should! "@maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu Not that I thirst follow thinking ""Omg yes we're totally gonna date"" but I've definitely had some fun with mutuals in the past and that's only possible because everyone is polyam." @maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu I don't really know how thirst following works in monogamous culture. Seems like it's set up to fail. "@TheBennyPenny Exactly. Lizard DNA makes a bit more sense, at least using movie sci-fi logic." "@TheBennyPenny Yes but I just quote tweeted an article that shows some species of lizards do the same thing. In the book, the idea is ""Oh we threw together a huge slurry of every kind of animal DNA and didn't think of the consequences"" so it works, but in the movie it's... just frog DNA." "@Klezmerstyle If you got yours from Torrid, it probably is!" @apunkdog extremely cute butt gosh 😍 "To clarify: Dinosaurs aren't lizards (despite the name), but they ARE reptiles so lizard DNA filling in the gaps makes more sense than amphibian DNA (at least as far as LEGO brick movie genetics goes)" "ESPECIALLY since they dropped the bit where the T-Rex couldn't see you if you didn't move BECAUSE of the frog DNA. In the movie universe that's just how T-Rexes are, so may as well swap it to lizards to make it make SOME sense." "In the Jurassic Park book the frog DNA actually makes a *bit* more sense (in that all the animals were amalgamations of like every animal you could think of), but when they simplified it for the movie they REALLY should have gone with lizards." @tomorrowville She's gorgeous! 💕 @tomorrowville She really is! She's my first kitty and she turns 6 this year :3 "@TracerPlace We've been in ""why bother putting shit away since we're moving soon"" mode for like three months" @TheFintauSystem 👀👀👀 @blaze_casual I can't wait for you to meet her! :3 @TheSecretCallie Can you DM me with the name? Might want to not be following that person @Kaelyrhn I mean we're starting today! Gonna head out to thee new house to set up the fence for the pacas 🥰 yeah I'm just in my bra wanna fite about it Takkun bein all snuggly rn 🥰💕 https://t.co/5Sr7GeVa8p We closed on the house! It's officially our house now! 🥰💕💕💕 Now to actually move x.x @RaeGun2k Who's that nerd up top Anyway this shit needs to fucking stop. "Imagine if they said ""If you're in love with someone of the same gender as you, then you aren't in love"" That wouldn't be praised except in the most bigoted corners of the internet today, but we recognize that it wasn't that long ago that a LOT of people thought that way." "I'm willing to bet most people who say this sort of shit aren't even aware polyamory is a thing, but this mentality of implicitly telling us our love is lesser for loving more than one person is really damaging and toxic. Fucking boils my blood." "I dunno if that's a word people use often, but it's a word we need" @ArtyMaus hgffhjhddh gosh you sure know how to show a girl a good time 😍💦💕 @LexiEsque @HaileyAdamsXXX 👀👀👀 @ArtyMaus 👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu https://t.co/xiXZE9cqtq @camilewds @Tricliniangry gghhhggh 💦 @AssembledGhost 💦💕💦💕💦💕💦💕💦 "This is a really, really good video and caused me to fall down a hole watching her amazing videos for many, many hours. You should give this a watch." @AssembledGhost hhhgghh hi 💦 @MarcyKingUltra I'm sorry you're feeling that way but I think you're pretty awesome 💕 goddess I'm pathetic 😍 tops bullying me is just 💦 @transfilmtheory prolly just has to like roll 'em up and stuff them inside his underwear presumably while naked they drag on the floor @NotSoFay this is bullying "even the word bottom itself is hot like, unf, I'm below you yeah fuckin step on me" @melstonemusic wow how dare "Good things are gonna be happening tomorrow, and I'm either still awake at nearly 3am because I'm excited or, for some reason, anxious." @TunaBeeElves You're not at all alone 💕💕💕💕 @TunaBeeElves I'm not sure in what way you're worried you're an anomaly but I'm willing to bet there are a lot of trans people who've had similar experiences. That's almost always how this stuff goes. @mebisdead @MadameMolotov @PunishedMolotov just academics being pals @TunaBeeElves Yeah I realized I was trans August 31 2016 then started HRT June 14 2017. I don't at all mind sharing (as hopefully my entire Twitter presence shows) but I don't know how that'll help your dissociating? @trgrrl hahaha I literally came out as trans in August 2016 and I went to the primary caucus to vote for Bernie and everything @mode_view That sounds a lot like the masturbation of someone with dysphoria @MaiaFranklyn 90% of my understanding of He-Man comes from the 2010's toyline intended for people ten years older than me so I haven't looked that much into the comics. Have a massive omnibus of the mini comics I've been meaning to read tho "@mode_view They're not bland and boring to you or else you wouldn't be cumming to them :P Like whatever you're into, sometimes certain videos scratch that itch better than others." "@MaiaFranklyn MOTUC took great pains to make everything canon, even the contradicting stuff so I'd sooner bet they imply heavily it's all the same multiverse if not universe." @mode_view I mean I usually scrubbed to the best parts too but sometimes you need that one specific video that hits that kink perfectly and you don't want to have to keep looking for hours for that same high. ... Until I lost the hard drive that had it all on it lol @LeafTilde YOU GOT THIS @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis @MeitheMouse @LeafTilde Also I come from a long line of hoarders and have you seen my toy collection lol "@mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis @MeitheMouse @LeafTilde It was never a question of ease for me. When I wasn't paying for it, I didn't know when a video might be taken down and didn't want to rely on hoping it wouldn't be. Now that I pay for it... I paid for it. I want to own it." @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis @MeitheMouse @LeafTilde The fact that most people don't baffles me lol @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis @mode_view @MeitheMouse I maintain an echo-y thunder clash and an echo-y dungeon door being slammed sound very familiar when you're going on half-remembered stuff from years ago :P @NewGenderWhoDis @mode_view @MeitheMouse @LeafTilde Look it's been years and I lost the external hard drive I keep all my old porn on @apunkdog But it's the initial people who panic bought tons is what's so confusing. Why didn't that also happen to canned food or something? I can't even speculate. "@apunkdog So, at this point, it's got to be panic at there being so little left. Even shit we DON'T need as humans we often scramble to get if it's rare. It doesn't ever expire so if there's a shortage, may as well buy as much as possible to weather the shortage out." See this is where us ABDLs have y'all beat """Did the virus cause like, nightmarish diarrhea or something"" a person, reasonably confused, might ask. No. No it didn't." """That one time a virus caused a global toilet paper shortage"" seems like a really weird premise, and yet," @tiger It's happening in Japan too? @obscuricom I clicked the reply hoping the context would help It didn't https://t.co/69KdYdPFIK @LeafTilde thank youuuuu 😭💕 @LeafTilde look i'm failing at the short part but maybe we can work something out @mode_view @MeitheMouse @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis It's like a dungeon-y sound The picture of that castle like seeing Sleeping Beauty's castle at the begging of Disney movies @NewGenderWhoDis @transgrlinexile Like I'm sure when I still watched a lot of porn I could've told you it was called kink dot com but years later and just the fact that the best stuff was at that castle was all I could remember before this reminiscing thread lol @LilFluffClouds omg did you know i happen to have a throat 👀 "@MyNameIsGriffon @LeafTilde @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis just makes me want to get beaten, really" @LeafTilde @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis I can hear this picture "@transgrlinexile @NewGenderWhoDis look I didn't know shit about shit regarding any of that, just that back in my porn torrenting days, all the hottest stuff opened with a castle lol and then it became a meme where you get to reveal how kinky you are just for recognizing it" @NewGenderWhoDis WAIT IS THAT... SERIOUSLY I NEVER KNEW WHERE IT WAS OMG @NewGenderWhoDis Oh! Neat! @NewGenderWhoDis I mean are you visiting for business or... pleasure~? @Anarcha_ goddess you should have seen me when I wasn't even allowed to touch down there for 8 weeks @ThousandsOfBees @squidlarkin awwww thank you! 💕 that species euphoria is real nice 😍 @CiriAntares 😘💕 @squidlarkin @ThousandsOfBees omg it me @GwenStarlight 😍💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX SMALL GIRLDICKAS ARE CUTE AND VALID @ThousandsOfBees @squidlarkin wait are you calling me a pokégirl because if so I'm extremely flattered @GwenStarlight gosh yes plz 💦 "despite really wanting to be fucked my vag is especially tight during this dilation, oof probably gonna be nice for whoever tops me tho 🤔" @Noelle_Boossy thirst trap successful 😍 *follows* @nocturnmusings frustratingly unfilled how are you D:< so many cuties liking this tweet that i wanna be topped by it's unfair @Anarcha_ @addikitti soon whole world will be smol @Anarcha_ I followed you because Charlotte & Lilith follow you and you seemed cool 🤷‍♀️ @Anarcha_ I didn't think you were shitting on anything at all! It's cool 💕 @Anarcha_ Yeah and I expected way more is all lol "@Anarcha_ I'm surprised more people don't have me blocked, honestly lol https://t.co/imo66De61z" @littlesnoot awwww thank you cutie~ 😘 @Summer_C_Ash OF COURSE GIRLDICK THAT'S LIKE THE BEST KIND OF DICK LOL @kajikia_ kfgvfuidgfdgkdfgdd yesssssss 💦💦💦 (literally gasped and blushed how dare >//////<) very strong urge to be fucked atm extremely transphobic that i'm not currently being filled with dick @TheCrystalStorm that's hot @emuchaton CUTIE 💕 "I only have season one on DVD (which bugs me because I have seasons 2, 3, and 4 on bluray), and I've never even seen the last 3 seasons! This is probably a good investment! (She said, not convincing herself)" "It's actual wood It's absolutely huge (like looks like similar dimensions to like, if it was a vinyl record case), but it looks so gooooooood" oh *no* I didn't even LIKE this show past season four but this extremely overpriced box is too sexy help https://t.co/jP2X3E7aJf @NewGenderWhoDis Fuck yeah! 💕 @vexwerewolf BDG is a treasure "@loveydoveypup @LambChopInPamps @Devon_OnEarth When I think of the reasons I overwhelmingly dislike the Pokemon designs of Hoenn, I picture Electrike first and foremost lol 🤷‍♀️" "@maegodhavemercy @everymangirl Oh! Still a horrible idea, but that does re-contextualize it a bit." "@TainaGorditaTV The Disney version of the Genie was a role that was quintessentially Robin Williams'. Just because it was a character that existed beforehand, doesn't mean Williams didn't put a lasting, unique spin on it." "So the move is actually looking a bit better, but I don't want to say anything for sure until it's finalized. But yeah, potentially good news. So of course my anxiety is like ""WE SHOULD BE ANXIOUS, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT I'M HEARING""" "@gwen_macchione No trans person I've ever talked to fears being excavated. It's literally only a thing transphobes yell at us sometimes to try and ""prove"" our genders aren't real. Most of us agree that even if we're misgendered after death, that doesn't at all affect our lives." @deathpigeon why? looks like something you'd delights in saying often lol "@TwippingVanilla The only reason it too this long was because of the dehiscence right at my vag opening, and even then it's making me nervous about continuing to experiment down there." "like even if we're going to think of Mrs Doubtfire with rose tinted glasses and pretend it didn't age horribly, it was one of the most quintessentially Robin Williams movies the ever made it's like recasting the Genie from Alad-- oh wait" cis people love comedies that play with gender but hate to be reminded trans people exist also this picture looks like a parody of alternate universe Mrs Doubtfire like it looks like it comes from the alternate universe from Fringe this is such a tremendously bad idea for so many goddamn reasons @GenderBanana yes but only in a horny way plz I probably shouldn't keep doing this because of the location of my dehiscence but it's really hard to resist help https://t.co/ulQ5PXmAyg @squidlarkin I have something of an identifiable brand it's true "I'm sure Chris Hemsworth will be in it, but after this movie comes out, I promise you these tweets will look very, very strange in hindsight." Second tweet I've seen where the picture they've made is showing the wrong Thor @NewGenderWhoDis No I'm saying it's unspeakably cruel of your employer to force you to do that. "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh my god Emma I'm so sorry. I hope this can work out somehow. I'm not sure what to say, but jesus christ that's unspeakably cruel of them to do you :/" "@Chug_Wife Nothing to be ashamed of, that's true of a LOT of people" @Devon_OnEarth THANK YOU @isthatyourmain yesssss 🌀🌀 @deathpigeon Well shit I should do that "@deathpigeon Paypal's solution for a name change is to make another account, unfortunately." "@SweetBeans99 Glad the move went well, and I hope the germs go well too :/" @PrissyOrcGF SOON @Kaelyrhn 1. Make list of your favorite [things] 2. Pare down the list by comparing how you feel about each of them 3. Profit @BirdTickIer But also congrats! Excited for you!!! 💕💕💕 "@BirdTickIer That's the day before my birthday, huh" "@caraesten Stocks might be down, but stonks? Stonks are always up" @transfilmtheory good at eating pussy you say 👀👀👀 @operationmantis @HaileyAdamsXXX Oooh thank you! Gonna try to sleep and hope there's at least the good news of finally being able to move even if the rest of the world is falling apart. I'm just so tired. Please can the economy hold together long enough for us to close on the house tomorrow please it's been delayed for like a month now come the fuck on universe @deathpigeon such treats :3c @deathpigeon As a treat 🥰 There's somehow way more nerves awake than I thought there were? Like using a dilator hits way differently. Just experimentally tried putting a finger in my vag for the first time and I have to say I could get used to this. @transfilmtheory *hugs hugs hugs* 💕 @YourBoswell VERY BLUSHY 💕💕💕 "oh my god this is HOURS later and I realize I meant to swipe type ""cute"" not ""sure"" my phone has betrayed me for the last time" (she's actually a small kitty who's probably gonna stay rather small but her proportions are so weird I love her) Midna is a cryptid https://t.co/0kyKw0pFFa @xXxCrystalline @isthatyourmain the hero we need @Glopossum I remember when the YCH auction for this happened! I love the final piece! 💕 @Chug_Wife challenge accepted @cuddlestopheles @isthatyourmain @xXxCrystalline seconding this Hell now I walk around in what 2011 me would essentially call crossdressing and it doesn't even phase me I've grown so much lol "It was 2011, which means I was a 24-year-old grown man (or presenting as one) ordering pony toys and I really only had the balls to do it twice, lol." This reminds me a TON of early MLP:FiM days when some of the first toys of the mane 6 were at McD*nald's "@xXxCrystalline @isthatyourmain well, not THAT straight :P" "@KoleMaura The two things might even be directly related, but yeah, if there's any justice in the universe this'll tank his chances." Hell maybe if the economy completely collapses under Trump he'll actually get blamed for it and it'll help whichever democrat ends up being the nominee. Maybe we can have one silver lining in Hell Year If even the wealthy people controlling the market are nervous about Trump what the fuck good is he to anyone @SadPostRayne @HaileyAdamsXXX OMG I WANNA DO THIS TOO @merletastic I've sadly never seen any Broadway show "Seriously if you haven't seen Sponge Out of Water, you really need to. There's a talking space dolphin, the whole movie feels like it was made on drugs, I love it dearly." @MilkshakeMolly @missannakatt @PowerDyke @BirdTickIer Don't think I'll be taking that country road @transfilmtheory lesbiab less bien @levett_laura @softbutchfatale SERIOUSLY considering it.... "@Claugustus1 @HaileyAdamsXXX Yeah, that's kind of what I thought the process I was talking about entailed (like, not preserving the body at all), but it's a half remembered thing so I didn't push it lol" @TAHK0 @KawaiiJetty You mean Ash's loving step-father? @futanarchy @NeurologNyx TRUE FACTS @Kamenspider My hottest take is TLK is underrated "@CaseyExplosion I wish my internet could handle live streams, but as a trans woman and a lifelong Banjo fan, I love the idea of this one! Retweeting for more visibility! 💕" "@deathpigeon Yes, we've talked about this before, though I admit I often forget too :P" "@BoringNerdyKate @MarcieInSpace I mean, I wouldn't call them serious, lol. You can buy big boxes of the things and most people I know will inhale a couple at a time, five or more in one sitting. They're about as serious as weed." "This is apparently a known thing vaginoplasties can do and it's not like knowing this would've stopped me, but it's still wild to think that, depending on where it happens, you might not be truly, actually fully healed for like, a fucking year." "My plan is to wait a few more weeks and then email my doctor. She said to wait six(!!!!) months and if it's still there, let her know, but I'm sorry, I'm not gonna go through the entire summer with a vag that cannot be fucked. Not fucking happening." "If the dehiscence (learned a new word recently!) on my vag could heal up before like, my birthday (May 22) that'd be real nice. All signs are pointing to it taking much longer than that, though :/" "@Calliethulhu I mean that's fair, but I know you said you were debating it. I really want one but it involves working up the nerve to find a salon or whatever that won't be transphobic at me." "@coherentstates god, mood" @Calliethulhu Side shave! Side shave! @Chopin_42 @KatEnby @ghoulsNgoats Makes me think I should bring some proper sour dough to give to these nerds when I visit the UK @ghoulsNgoats Oh nooooooo D: "@obscuricom Like of course he'd say that, but it's emblematic of what you're talking about, I think." "@Ciela_Lithelle If you start at an early enough age, absolutely. But a lot of discussion about trans bodies usually takes it as a given that we experienced the puberty our bodies had in store for us before transitioning with the right puberty. Hopefully one day that won't be most trans people." "@Chopin_42 @KatEnby @ghoulsNgoats Oooh, good point. Proper San Francisco sour dough (hard to reproduce elsewhere because it involves a specific breed of yeast) is second to none." "@ghoulsNgoats Yeah that's why I said it's not simply white people stealing from PoC. The stuff we call Chinese food was created by Chinese Americans literally going ""Oh you like sugar and meat? Sure okay, eat up""" "@ghoulsNgoats @magicalfeyfenny The best American stuff is almost always something we ""borrowed"" from other countries and made worse. We're a melting pot, so it's not just white people stealing from brown people... but it's also a lot of that, yeah." @obscuricom I believe John Cleese said a few years ago something to the effect of men in dresses is like the purest form of comedy. "@KatEnby @ghoulsNgoats Yeah and those people are real weird lol I dunno maybe it's because the places I grew up (Colorado and California) don't have much in the way of famous local cuisine. The best food from both of those states comes from Mexico, which they both were a century and a half ago." @KatEnby @ghoulsNgoats Omg it sucks so hard I figured that was a given @TransgurlTSB I'd definitely appreciate it! 💕 @MaiaFranklyn They hated them because they spoke the truth @TransgurlTSB Just wonder how feasible it is to swap back and forth semi-regularly. "really love how often I'll go to click something and whoops, the page updated and that's gone now really stellar website" @StebMcDreb gaaaaaaay~ and cute :3 "@TransgurlTSB Well it's still promising to hear, thank you!" "@HaileyAdamsXXX I must be misremembering what I read about it. What I'm into is leaving as little waste as possible when I die, whatever that entails, plus maybe something cute and witchy like planting a tree over it." "@mebisdead oh yeah, whisper whatever the hell you want in my ear and I'll cum us American girls are pathetically predictable that way~" "@HaileyAdamsXXX That's a good one! Hadn't heard of that but I should look into it. Personally I like the idea of like, burying my body naturally so that nature can have it back? There's a word for it, but it's literally like they just put you in a hole in the forest I think, it's really cool." "Also most trans people I talk to (as well as myself) are into like, getting our ashes spread or in general being as sustainable as possible with how our remains are dealt with. I'd rather things like my words and the relationships I had define who I was than the body I had." "@Kate_Bunni My dad's urn didn't have one, but yeah that too." "That's assuming SO MUCH but it's working under similar assumptions as the ""BUT YOUR BONES"" transphobes are, just with the added knowledge that most of us won't have our full-ass bodies buried in a coffin like wealthy people get to." "Here's what'll most likely happen in 1,000 years: - Archaeologist finds where my urn is buried - Assuming the plaque/headstone is still there, they'll go ""Oh neat, a woman from the early 21st century"" The end" """In 1,000 your BONES will show you for the MAN you are!"" I'm honestly flattered that you think I or any other trans woman could afford a proper burial rather than cremation." @LeafTilde yessssss 😍💦💕💦 "@LeafTilde Much harder for me to ""bust a nut"" these days but luckily the second option sounds SO much more appealing anyway~" @ghoulsNgoats @KatEnby I've literally never met anyone who enjoyed squeeze cheese I dunno what to tell you 🤷‍♀️ @Hypnothulhu 👀👀👀👀 @PrissyOrcGF I feel like I just reply with heart eyes so often but like... 😍😍😍😍😍 @Hypnothulhu fuuuuck I'd kill for those tits That's a really weird way to endorse Bernie but alright "@TransgurlTSB Oh saves are transferable? Then my ideal set up might work! Could I like, be playing a physical game cart on my Lite then switch to my docked regular Switch? Like does the transfer take super long? Assuming it's a game without cloud saving, I mean" @caraesten aaaaaaa I love this story! @ScientistCami *gasps* how lewd! @softbutchfatale It would be kinda cute to wear a fake mustache 🤔 @MaiaFranklyn Maia this is illegal @AnxietySong 💕💕💕 @KatEnby Are you kidding? Everyone here points out cheese squeeze if disgusting lol @mebisdead your accent would probably make me melt jsyk @blaze_casual 👀👀👀 "@transfilmtheory I think transphobes get hung up on the bones thing because they feel like ""See? Science proves you're wrong"" and it's like, even if that were true, I'm happier with estrogen and a neovag. Die mad." "@transfilmtheory Even if they weren't, even if every single trans person was in agreement that our bones must never be misgendered... so what? We're transitioning because it makes our lives suck significantly less NOW. If it means we're misgendered when we're gone, it's still worth it." "@transfilmtheory Hey why even go to college if scientists in 1,000 years won't know you did? Huh? Huh?" "@transfilmtheory ""What a waste"" they say as if we're transitioning to prove to archeologists in the distant future our genders are real Are transphobes okay" "@BirdTickIer There's nothing wrong with beans, it's just the only thing we can kinda make fun of (emphasis on kinda). It's a lunch/dinner thing for us." "Shit, I've been doing the ""Happy birthday twice"" trick, but definitely gonna switch to the ""Toto's Africa"" trick hell yeah https://t.co/uCOBOGNZwX" @transgrlinexile Oof. Yeah it took me a while to learn how much TP to use when wiping after peeing. I got it down to a reasonable level at this point. "@tosimew Yeah, that's what everyone's worried about now which just makes the problem worse :P" "@transgrlinexile Actually maybe it's more often than once a month. At our worst it's a roll a day. But yeah, 12 in 6 days seems excessive for ONE person..." Like it's really easy to see how people get into that mindset. To slip into panic when you see news stories about a product that's difficult to live without suddenly becoming rare. "In a house with 8 people, we buy a big thing of toilet paper like once a month I think? At MOST twice a month. And none of us want to give into the panic and buy some before we normally would, which is great, but I swear to fuck if they're all gone when it comes time..." "Anyway, I'm pretty sure I want to move more towards fursuiting anyway. More fun AND more anonymous." @SweetHangerine War Doctor was introduced in 2013 if I remember correctly? I'm not sure what you're saying? "When it comes to toxic societal expectations, being a chubby guy is way more forgivable than being a chubby girl. Navigating that can be tricky." "Now this trick is finding characters that: - I love - I'm not too chubby to cosplay as And I know that second bit SHOULDN'T matter, but I'm already gonna get side eyed from people for being trans. I'd rather not increase the chances of getting stares for the wrong reason." "I cosplayed as the War Doctor way back in 2014 but his look was like, always scowling so I did that in all the photos and now I'm embarrassed to share lol I also did my best attempt at Old Luke before The Force Awakens came out." I'm mildly upset Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik didn't exist until years after I transitioned because I was always on the lookout for fun characters with facial hair to cosplay and I feel like I would've rocked that look hard. I even owned mustache wax! @NIGHTFEMME gosh 😍 "@Summer_C_Ash Sometime in the summer, assuming I can still make it happen. I want my vag fully healed and coronavirus less of a concern first." My hair needs so much done to it but I'm sure and I wanted to share ✨ https://t.co/1mBucrhPQC @caraesten @SpaceMonkey_X Wait wait wait I seriously thought you were like 10 years younger than me you're saying you're only a year younger than me??? I was actually so certain like I thought I confirmed that elsewhere and wasn't gonna comment wtf lol @WillowPoss Just escape to another alt! :V @sillygaymiria Best doggo @TheNDqueerelf 👀💦💦💦💦 "@RaeGun2k But wait a second, your strength and attitude brings ME life! 💕💕💕" "@ProcyonUltra The meme is bottoms like sugar and starch. Comes from the idea that we barely know how to take care of ourselves, I suppose. Obviously it's not true across the board or anything." @transfilmtheory Dysphoria liiiiiiies "@ProcyonUltra Well, breakfast of bottoms at the very least" Twitter can often also cause anxiety so this is a delicate balancing act Twittering until I pass out so the anxiety can't get me "@AGirlNamedMei I mean, same" @transfilmtheory not to be too incredulous but I'm gonna have to test this myself when I visit for science "@Anarcha_ @Notactuallysmol I want to try to make it to DenFur in I think August? If I'm gonna die it'll be by furries, dammit" @Notactuallysmol @Anarcha_ so yeah maybe we'll be fine lol @Notactuallysmol @Anarcha_ SHUT IN GANG SHUT IN GANG @Notactuallysmol @Anarcha_ hahaha we're fucked 🙃 @Kate_Bunni Hey you're cute! @Notactuallysmol @Anarcha_ look I suck my fingers to stim I was never gonna succeed at this TO BE FAIR I am ALSO working hard on getting at least one amphibian bred Anyway sorry in advance to this really awesome and legit conservation account for all the horny tweets I make. Love the work y'all are doing. Not sure you'll appreciate mine lol Oh shit Left at London is only following her promotional account and literally no one else what a fucking power move This might be my most on-brand moment https://t.co/Jb2z8tWb9y @trgrrl I mean I love to get whipped by furries so I assume that must be similar "@youreabottom Good morning, bottom~ 😘" @emuchaton You look SUPER cute tbh 😍 "@mode_view You're never a both, hon 💕" @FrillyHyena hmmmm maybe we could research this together 🤔 @blaze_casual 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @magicalfeyfenny mooooooood @squidlarkin I mean that doesn't surprise me given the gender euphoria and whatnot but HECK YES NOW I'M REALLY PUMPED @blaze_casual aaaaaa I can't wait to see you again! We're hopefully still on track for finishing the guest room in April >.> @mode_view Plus scissoring is called that because of the position of each person's legs. I've NEVER frotted that way lol So the thing I'm thinking of can't really fairly be called scissoring imo "@mode_view Frotting comes from the French word frotage which means rubbing. Scissoring exclusively refers to two vulvas, frotting usually refers too two penises, but if I have a vulva and want to frot with a penis-owner, what would I call that? I prefer frotting." "@magicalfeyfenny My full sexuality label is bi lesbian, actually! But it's still complicated and weird even with that much more accurate description." @LisaTMullin IT'S THE BEST THING EVER 😭💕 @blaze_casual oh is that something you'd liiiiiike? :3c @mode_view Dicks are more in front than pussies so the positions available are different too. @blaze_casual r-really? two girls rubbing their pussies together? >////> @blaze_casual Yes plz~! (literally added that tweet because I saw you like the initial tweet hehe) also scissoring which is just frotting for vulvas really pumped to try that "@a_alice_nsfw I'm still gonna call myself a lesbian (bi lesbian if you're cool) because that word means a lot to me, but yeah I LOVE the word queer. It's the only one that reliably fits." Really want to find out how frotting feels with the new equipment. Probably noticeably different (which is kind of a bummer) but still really hot. "Still not tired of and in fact filled with instant gender euphoria whenever my clit does that little ""I'm turned on"" twitch" @caraesten lol that's what I'd be saying @Anarcha_ EXACTLY "Gender is weird, sexuality refuses to be put into boxes, let's just be gay and horny" @YourBoswell Fuck yes! "lol literally I saw his face, looked at his profile and was like ""oh no he's hot"" it was WONDERFUL" @YourBoswell Having a gender euphoric dick sounds really rad tho "@YourBoswell But like, at the same time... I dunno how bad your genital dysphoria is but if you're really close, you should definitely do it. It was life changing for me." "(Sexuality feels fake for ME I should say, but the joke hits better if I word it more meme-y)" "Me when I first came out: I ONLY like girls. I'm a LESBIAN, okay? Me now: I just thirst followed a trans guy because sexuality is fake" @YourBoswell But seriously I know the feeling of not liking anal but being a huge bottom with few alternatives. It's not great! @YourBoswell The Bottom's Dilemma @MaiaFranklyn I don't see why it would be? Like it's mildly unusual at best. "You know, TROS can just be a weak film, with a book that tries (and maybe fails) to patch over some of that weakness, without y'all making pathetic dunks that aren't even a little bit consistent with anything." Everyone joking about Leia not knowing Yoda apparently didn't watch The Force Awakens when Rey heard Obi-Wan's voice. Or The Rise of Skywalker where Rey heard a bunch of Jedi voices she never met. Wait a second... @transfilmtheory I mean in this case it's more the author probably trying to fix what she saw was wrong with the movie. It's not like this is DLC Abrams withheld just for the book. "@transfilmtheory It's not what they're doing now, though. Clickbait sites are just slowly doling out what the novelization added. That's literally it." @ConfusedSwitch hhgh y-yes >////> @ConfusedSwitch h-hi 😍 "@BlackheartRieka I don't think I was, this is the first time I've seen you! But you were playing with two close friends of mine, so I figured we should be friends too 💕" "@BlackheartRieka Hell yeah, exhibitionist solidarity 💕" @emuchaton IMPORTANT "@JosieKendamu Hot straight girls are unfair, frankly" "@NewGenderWhoDis Minimizing dysphoria first, maybe sexy stuff later. Like sure I'm gonna use this pussy I got but even if I could never be fucked with it, I still would've gotten it. Dysphoria is the worst." @FrigidElfChild @Anarcha_ right so heck is a bad word! @cassie_complex @FrigidElfChild Oh yeah my mind went immediately to fucking machine too but I wanted to be more coy hehehe "@FrigidElfChild @cassie_complex Your neck, silly! Makes it so you can't move when someone wants to have their way with you :3c" "It's frustrating because Nintendo has licensed out the wireless pro controllers so that there's TONS of designs, but literally none of them appeal to me. So when I find one I like I kinda want to nab those." "There's been a Reaper controller on Amazon for months now. Why on earth did they release a Reaper controller at mass retail everywhere, then do a SUPER LIMITED RUN of DVa and then... presumably no other OW controllers? How fucking bizarre." "Gamestop says they have a location in Greeley that has them in stock, but I don't have much confidence that that's truee given its rarity, and Greeley isn't a fun town to visit as a trans woman. Ugh." "Okay so apparently this WAS released, but I guess it was a Gamestop exclusive. Blizzard never had it, Amazon never had it, NOT EVEN GAMESTOP HAS IT ANYMORE. I was waiting this whole time while they sold out. There is ONE on eBay for $200. FML" @AngryNerdBird Omg you can't even order it online! Eat my fucking ass Gamestop jesus christ @AngryNerdBird THANK YOU but seriously wtf @AngryNerdBird Omg why the ever loving fuck is that not on Amazon OR Blizzard's website? @ClickityClacks Mine look more feminine too! It's a wonderful upgrade 🥰 "@FrigidElfChild @cassie_complex You might even say they're... nice? I mean YOU wouldn't, but some might." There was a DVa Switch pro controller announced all the way back when Overwatch came out on Switch. It was scheduled to come out in October. Still waiting. "@JustOneGhost I have a wireless pro controller, that's not the problem. I just love the idea of a Switch that's compact, doesn't have removable joycons so it's a bit sturdier, AND can be docked since I only ever use the pro controller when it is anyway." "I just with the Lite could be docked. I know they're huge on their joycon bullshit, but for someone like me who never touches the things when it's docked, it's a really frustrating wall to hit." "Part of the problem with my current Switch is I NEVER use the joycons so I always have one of those D pad joycons on the left, but it doesn't have rumble, so it's much lighter, so if I use my right hand for a moment for anything, I have to hold it super carefully, it's a mess." "Oh wait even with the physical games my SAVES wouldn't be transferable... I mean I know some games have cloud saves with the Nintendo subscription thing, but it's not all of them. I want a compact Switch with D pads that can also be docked, this is very frustrating." That pink Switch Lite... It calls to me... I've heard you can have one account on two or more Switches and I'm thinking I'd like to have my original Switch just live in docked mode and my Lite be my main Switch. I buy most games physically so it should be too complicated. Still not 100% sure if it's a solid idea yet. "If I get a Switch Lite, is transferring over files/downloaded games without transferring over your account a thing you can do? For anything on the SD card will be easy to move over but there's some stuff on the system memory I'll want to move too." "@FrigidElfChild @cassie_complex I mean I wouldn't say kind, I feel like there's a much more apt word for it... it's on the tip of my tongue... 🤔" "@34genCha @CoronaCoreanici I and everyone I know (no one older than 39, most in their 20's) voted in the primary" @cassie_complex @FrigidElfChild Nice @melstonemusic I got what you meant. I haven't yet had that experience but I often think about how different I am on here than in real life. I don't think a follower of mine would ever recognize me in the wild. @CateSpice I mean I assume most sea witches do @LittleLavvy Owner of Notthewifiyourelookingfor excited shows it to every guest he has while barely stifling his laughter. It's been 3 years and he still thinks it's the funniest thing ever. "@RainyDemonKing What does it think it is, NOT completely cucked by you?" @CaseyExplosion 37k followers @RainyDemonKing You really should! @BirdTickIer Not like the weirdest parts of American food would be open to you either tho? @PowerDyke @BirdTickIer Well yeah the Midwest does a lot of weird stuff Love how my phone will add random b's to the text because I can't shake the habit of pressing space. That picture I had to go digging for so the typo is just gonna stay lol She's grown so much since we got her b last May 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/V1SRohzMYd @abdlstella sure it's acceptable! 💕 Gosh it's still so weird to me that there are so many cuties who wanna fuck me >////< @mode_view It's never overreaching. Stop listening to the voice that keeps telling you that 💕 Our little soot sprite Midna randomly decided to pose for a photo 😍💕 https://t.co/EdXQAEDHdr "@mode_view If you think you might have that and decide to transition, they're gonna look SUPER nice :3" It's just a shame my chest size undoes a lot of the benefit of having that head start 😭 Fun fact about gynecomastia: They're not the EXACT same kind of boobs you get with estrogen. I easily had A cups before I transitioned but they didn't feel like tits. The nipples and overall feel were completely wrong. But it DID give me a head start which I appreciate immensely @ZJemptv What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Yes. "@Notactuallysmol take cold, tiddy warm" hot take but having tits is real nice "@nyaakat @emuchaton okay but no joke that's exactly how transitioning sometimes feels like I've literally thought the words ""cool girls club""" @TheGayChingy I mean that seems like pretty concrete evidence that you're a furry 🤔 @nyaakat F for an absolute legend o7 @caraesten aaaaaaa so pretty 😍😍😍 "@morkitten Holy shit I guess I knew you made art but I can also be extremely forgetful so I saw this INCREDIBLE art and went to follow you only to remember that not only are we mutuals, but I'm roommates with your GF lol I saved that Rouge pic in my phone background folder, it's SO GOOD" @Deathbunny13 @stellas2ndact @girldrawsghosts @TrexPushups Happy to help 💕💕💕 @AssembledGhost Oh gosh you're welcome to continue with me as much as you want :3c "@RaeGun2k It's so weird because like, when the book came out, that sort of shit was if not acceptable, then at least rarely challenged. And it was in what I assume must've been pre-production hell for like... a decade? And now it's just a huge joke." "@ThatsSoTrinda Saaaaame, it's wonderful~" @Transgirlpinup SAME @AssembledGhost dfhdfghbjkd y-yes plz >/////> @AssembledGhost 👀👀👀💦💕💦 @AssembledGhost i am extremely bottom KNOCK 👏 THIS 👏 BOTTOM 👏 UP 👏 PLEASE @AlexisAventrau RIGHT???? "I keep misreading this and thinking I accidentally wrote ""pregnant bottom"" but like, GODDESS I wish" @sapphixy Same lol "@RaeGun2k Yeah I'm aware, but sometimes I don't have the spoons or the assurance that we were close enough to inquire. And if I'm wrong and it wasn't a bug, there's almost no way to avoid it being awkward. For what it's worth, if I ever unfollow you, that wasn't intentional 💕" @Summer_C_Ash It would absolutely without question be an accident if I ever unfollowed you 💕💕💕 @Fat_DTEA Yeah I didn't think you were disputing it. Honestly my reply was more based on the fact that you're probably right. I doubt Steve is reading anything from non-checkmarks (Twitter has a whole tab for checkmarks to just see other checkmark accounts) but I really want to yell at him "@Fat_DTEA It's still a stupid hill to die on, even if every single other published author was taking this side. ""Who's next?"" I dunno, probably more pedophiles? A slippery slope has not been demonstrated. At all." Except imagine if the dev who made that Tracer pose was also a famous multimillionaire who's made other art that a ton of boring cishet white men idolize. Like it's even more pathetically bizarre. Weirdos like this for some reason think censorship is when ANY ART of ANY KIND at ANY POINT is changed or abandoned. Stevie here may as well be saying Blizzard censored... Blizzard by removing Tracer's butt pose. Remember how silly that was? This is the same shit. "This is literally a publisher voting with their wallet. Initially they thought it might be worth it despite other publishers turning it down, but the backlash showed them it's either bad optics to publish it, it won't sell well enough, or both. Why can't they change their mind?" @Summer_C_Ash That would be my immediate assumption and you'd be a kindly-worded DM pointing it out almost immediately 💕 "I'm not saying this is concrete proof Stevie here has some pedophilic leanings but given what a stupid hill he's decided to die on, I see no reason to argue against that idea." "Hey Steve why can't the publisher vote with their wallet? You know, vote against the pedophile you're so worried about? The pedophile you really feel strongly should get a book published? That literal pedophile you keep defending? You know, that one?" "@RaeGun2k Allen is worth millions and there's no shortage of old white cinephiles who idolize his work. A small run on a self-published book about his life that ALSO has the added story of ""the book THEY didn't want you to buy!""? It'd be pathetically easy." @FaithNaff That's admirable as fuck 💕 "@FaithNaff Oof, that's the worst :/" "Unfollowing can actually very often be accidental, but I need to internalize the idea that sometimes it's not but that doesn't mean the person hates me. Hell the fact that I'm hesitating to ask them means we were never that close, despite me wishing we were. Just gotta move on." @girlicbread @wehpudicabok There's no reason to completely abandon a point most cis people never think about because they're not perfect allies. I no longer wish to continue this argument. @girlicbread @wehpudicabok Yeah that's not really pragmatic when examples that directly affect cis people are overt and easy to point to. I don't know that racism perfectly maps onto that in that way. @TheCatMom Not in any context I've ever heard it. "@KatieAngelWitch @SixArmedSweater That's a partial mood, I don't much care for butt stuff" "@Fat_DTEA @bjorkasmr Nah, GIR is cool again ever since that Netflix movie" @Splashy_Girl @Kaelyrhn It's me I made Simpsons porn illegal @blaze_casual IT'S THE BEST THING EVER ALEXA 😭💕💕💕💕 @girlicbread @wehpudicabok Unfortunately a lot of cis people might take more notice when something like this happens than when it happens to a trans person. They might seriously believe transphobia only affects trans people. Teaching them otherwise is important because this isn't obvious to any of them. "@BoringNerdyKate I really like being a girl and I ALSO like being a failed boy, I dunno why people think that's so weird! D:<" @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn yesssss >//////< 💦💦💦 @StillYourGhost @LambChopInPamps Yeah it was a Klasky Csupo joint! "@LambChopInPamps Scary aliens and time shenanigans possibly. Jumanji has been called ""Jurassic Park for kids"" and Zathura continued that tradition" @TheCrystalStorm IT'S SO GOOD AND I'M SO GAY The Jumanji universe being one of multiple kinds of cursed board games interests me so much more than what we ended up with. Really wanna be the ultimate pillow princess right now and just lazily relax while someone uses my holes 💦 "It's like, a PUSSY RIGHT THERE THAT I CAN TOUCH WHENEVER I WANT (I WANT TO A LOT)" You might ask yourself Was this tweet inspired by my own pussy that I somehow have now which still blows my mind? And the answer Is yes @LambChopInPamps fhdhfdfdjgksss >//////< @Demi_theynd h*ck >////> "Yeah I got bottom surgery They turned me into a permanent bottom, it's great" @ArtyMaus ghfdjkslsdfgds i mean i'd really like to see it >//////> @ConfusedSwitch nnnnngnh i might not be able to *SQUEAK* cum but at least this is really *SQUEAK* hot... @ArtyMaus jfkdldlfgdlgdghldghdlhgjd p-plzzzzz >/////< 💦💦💦 @ConfusedSwitch surely rubbing our null bulges together will help? gosh I need release >.< @ArtyMaus fghdhgffhfh @KittikatGuild SAAAAAME I basically need help from friends for it to work properly lol "@Kaelyrhn DESPERATELY do NOT want to picture a hypno kink story on the Enterprise. It's like imagining Simpsons porn, blegh lol" "@ConfusedSwitch I mean I would, but I'm very rapidly inflating! Maybe you can hold my handles? Oh wait now you've started too! >.<" "Must be a glitch... you only just started playing, right? And in any case, the doorbell just told you that all those cute tops you invited over have arrived! You have SO MUCH girldick to pleasure and you're still in front of the computer? Silly slut, go fulfill your purpose!" "The weirdest part tho has to be all the achievements it lists as completed that you don't even remember doing? Practice your deepthroating every day [good girl], wear a buttplug every day [need to be filled], let your holes be used by anyone who wants them [it's what they're for]" @ZJemptv It imprinted onto my 4-year-old mind so completely that it's just concentrated nostalgia for me. But taken on its own merits? Yeah it's not that great. @litterboxhex @OzmaRacc hell even *I* want to top you! "(The least realistic part of this premise is someone trying a game they don't remember buying on Steam. Yeah, what else is new? I'm gonna play that one game I already have 1000 hours in lol)" "You don't remember buying a game called HypnoSlut on Steam, but you gave it a try anyway. The spiral on the screen doesn't look like much, but for some reason it's soooo addicting! Turns out a LOT of your friends have it too! And there's achievements for getting others to play!" "@deathpigeon Now he's going to find out that being a pickle, isn't all it's cracked up to be" @uselessneetgirl Oh yes I definitely retweeted it hehehe @ayyy_vuh being a boy was the hecking worst @ArtyMaus @StebMcDreb Oh fuck it works on the vajayjay too 👀👀👀👀👀 @ArtyMaus *taking notes* why does pussy smell so good @transfilmtheory the perfect plan @Hbomberguy I'm really surprised I never noticed this and I'm pissed I'll never be able to unsee it @caraesten First: Congrats on the sapphic rite of passage Second: Omg we have the same shoe size! RIGHT on the edge of being almost too big to find anything lol "@caraesten god, same it can be exhausting being the gay cousin" "look sometimes you just desperately need to be an inflatable pooltoy with big beach ball tits, needy fuck holes, and handles on your hips OKAY???" "@BoxCatDrawings That POV shot is,,, so good,,,,," @WereChickenAU saaaaaame "@Vangelus Yeah it is pretty strange. There's like, kinda barely half-logic to it at best." @Vangelus Not to say people aren't being assholes by hoarding way too much "@Vangelus It never ever expires and it's hard to like, grow your own, even in theory. Also bidets are basically nonexistent down here, dunno how much more common they are up there" @Menokh OMG I need to try that! "@maegodhavemercy @TheBlooest I mean why is he making pizza? Could have been cooking anything, right? But someone on the writing team thought ""You know what'd be kind of a cute throwback? Guess what pizza ovens can look like""" "Turning your nipples into erogenous zones might be the lewdest thing feminizing HRT does and lemme tell you, I am extremely a fan" (@NSalamanderFW 😘) I am exactly the kind of slut who will finally get up and shave her face after putting it off for way too long because she really wanted to take a tiddie picture for her AD @Lilfelicity1 @StebMcDreb EXACTLY @Tankarchist @ScottishSamurye @SomeMoreNews Honestly I had the same thought lol @Lilfelicity1 @StebMcDreb saaaaame @Lilfelicity1 @StebMcDreb best stuff >:3 @TheBlooest @maegodhavemercy *Jefferies Tube @RajelAran Well I'm glad we're mutuals here too because I think you're pretty neat 💕 @blaze_casual HELL YEAH THEY ARE "@RajelAran It's adorable that you hardly ever use you ""main"" lol But I was seriously like ""That's Rajel... right?""" @RajelAran Wait how were we not already mutuals? Is this like an alt account of yours you don't often use? "It was illuminating realizing that while I needed a Steven Universe character in there, my usual go-tos for favorite characters, Peridot and Stevonnie, pale in comparison to Spinel. She really did make that much of an impression that quickly." "I apparently have a thing for queer women who have experienced trauma y'know, like me and like all my friends" I like it better when we don't tag others. I personally really dislike getting tagged in these memes. Four fictional characters that mean the world to me. Anyone is welcome to add to this 💕 https://t.co/15rjHekFwo @StebMcDreb ...for butt stuff :3 @StebMcDreb From what I understand they relax your buth-olé Whenever I want to try a new drug I go through this long period where I'm too scared to despite really wanting to. So I took like the faintest whiff and didn't even try any buttstuff afterwards. Like I effectively have never had poppers. I've never actually given poppers a fair try and I feel like I really should at some point. @damnyouwillis Really love how the dock being completely destroyed is considered less important news @ExistentialEnso I keep hearing from people that it won't taper off in the warmer months. Hope they're wrong :/ @maegodhavemercy Maelyn this this is extremely nerdy @TheGayChingy Hell yeah! @TheGayChingy That is a sizable fuckbench "@blaze_casual girls,,, good,,,,," @Tricliniangry @RainyDemonKing oh no is this like how Canada also has Wrong Dominos @RainyDemonKing @Tricliniangry wait they don't have poptarts there??? @Selnyam CUUUUUTE @futanarchy YESSSS @Selnyam I really want to update a few things in her design but here she is! https://t.co/BvHF8yr0N2 @isthatyourmain omg I have snugglin boobies too what are the odds "Really want to draw my fursona in the ""Obviously I'm a communist"" bed but I'm telling you, there is no goddamn room for this wildly overly-professional tablet I bought. Waiting for the move to start drawing again was such a good idea in theory before the move took forever..." "@Commie_sama @ParchmentScroll @mode_view @BoringNerdyKate I was not speaking to a femboy, I was speaking to someone who doubts they're allowed to transition. Given that you're missing the tweet we're replying to, butting in is maybe not the most polite thing to do?" @NewGenderWhoDis Sounds like the perfect day honestly 💕 @futanarchy Twinks with swords are apparently really hot! Who knew! @RainyDemonKing You have enough top energy that I'm slightly intimidated to be too forward but I guess that in itself is horny? 🤔 Anyway I'd gladly let you fuck my face 😍 @Summer_C_Ash There's already murmurs that Star Wars Celebration might not happen and that's in August. "@mode_view @BoringNerdyKate They don't need ammunition (they'll be cruel assholes regardless) and if you seriously think this tweet is talking about you, you should transition asap. You're trans enough." @OzmaRacc oooh what's that like? "Starting from the center and going clockwise: Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, and Michelangelo" @Sicarius_MF June 2020 or June 2021? "Between coronavirus and my vag taking its sweet time to heal fully, the prospects of my UK trip in the summer aren't looking super good. How long do I have until Brexit again?" One piece of good news today at least is that inheritance from that aunt I never heard of that I'm splitting with my extended family? The last bit of paperwork I needed to sign came in today and I got it mailed out today as well. Next comes the check. Officially. Finally. "So like, the honest truth is it's looking like we should be good to go on either Monday or Tuesday. But I'm forced to conclude that'll translate to Friday. Maybe. Except oopsie doodle, nevermind, try again NEXT week 🙃" "Like it blows my mind how often everything gets close to being complete on either Thursday evening or Friday. Perfect time to let us know there's One More Thing, because they get an entire weekend to fuck off." "And we're looking at yet another weekend of nothing, because while people need weekends, businesses feel like they need weekends too so our time is worthless I guess. At least three weekends now. Six days where nothing can happen." We keep getting so agonizingly close to closing on the new house and then being halted by random shit that should have been sorted out literally weeks ago by the parties involved. We've been ready and had everything squared WEEKS ago. @ADirtyTrans @sextoyspolitics MUCH better! @sextoyspolitics omg I might need to steal this idea! @TheCrystalStorm I LOVE HER "@AnxietySong Heck, congrats!" @Tricliniangry Tiddie Hotbox is the name of my new band I transitioned so owning stuff like this would be cute & sexy instead of creepy & sad and no other reason @okbillybunny YEP Seriously I bought this over a year ago them promptly lost it. Now I just need to find the right incense thingies to put in it >.> I FOUND MY MERMAID TIDDY INCENSE THING https://t.co/NIVFKXzlrr @Tricliniangry honestly doing both is a solid plan "@InnuendoStudios Joi was a big part of the reason I loved that movie, and for similar reasons to the ones you gave. Thank you for articulating this so perfectly." I should really finish Black 2 as well. I think it's the only Pokemon game I've bought but never beat? @Chug_Wife Teenage Wasteland by Baba O'Riley "But you know, I feel like I got barely any time with Gen IV. 90% of my many hundreds of hours in that Gen were post-game activities filling up my Living Dex. I hardly remember the actual game lol" "I know the Gen IV remakes would be next on the schedule (assuming they're going to do it), but man I could really go for a Gen V remake. Love Unova so much." @DarkTyrannosaur Oh for sure Probably a taste test too~ @DarkTyrannosaur Yes! But I'll need a closer look to be sure 🤔 "@MaiaFranklyn ""remastered"" in ""high definition""" @BoringNerdyKate What great timing! I'm positively parched! :3 @nyaakat fdghdhgkdgd s-sounds good >/////< @Glopossum Omg I've been enjoying this comic since before I knew who you were and now I feel VERY SILLY for somehow not connecting that it's very obviously your amazing work 💕 @TAHK0 *he's evolving @nyaakat listen i might not know much about topping but i'm an enthusiastic learner @fluttergirly I miss Pictochat so much :/ @APrivateRobin I'm also kinda jelly because it really does look like the method they used makes it impossible for it to separate where mine did RIP Also it's looking like you're gonna have a much prettier labia than mine heck! 💕 "@APrivateRobin It's looking really good for only having been three weeks, damn!" "@Lord_Kristine @KatiKnitt There are many, many other ways to ingest weed that doesn't involve smoking." "@acvalens You're like, *inspirationally* hot tbh" @MoonPupper A lot of cishet white men feel like their dicks are bigger if they own one @femme_thoughts Yeah sometimes I wish I didn't care so much. I have cooled down a lot since starting Twitter but it still sometimes matters to me. It's just what Twitter does to you lol "Colorado is very purple. We like our weed and our guns. And sometimes, massive dorks like this get elected. Somehow." Never been more embarrassed of my home state than when one of our congressmen pathetically threatened the most pathetic of the possible democratic nominees. @makiiat0 You're saying she has too many... tops? 🤔 "The wording is unclear up there but it was after a long time of ME wishing she would, lol. I don't think she was wishing she would follow me for a long time. That doesn't make sense!" "I guess that might sound kinda conceited, but I get that a LOT. I'm CONSTANTLY online and have been so for years now. My tweets probably litter everyone's TL whether they follow me or not, I get it. Just kinda funny to think about sometimes lol" "Someone I admire followed me back after a long time of wishing she would, and since she did so after I retweeted a tweet of hers (something I do often, not really notable) I'm wondering if this is once again a case of most of Trans Twitter just assumes they follow me already lol" "@CoquiTalksTrash @Emmy_Zje Yeah it can really, really suck! Always good to see cisgender people finally start to get it, though. That helps 💕" "@LisaTMullin ""Surrogates and sperm donors don't exist! I'm RATIONAL!!!""" @AngryNerdBird Aw shucks thank you 💕 "@Kexta89 @AnxietySong You could still try listing your follower count. If they're not familiar with Twitter, 400 sounds like a lot. 3k really isn't that much either and they bought it with me" @FoxieAfterDark @nyaakat @LittleLambJenny Yeah :/ @Chug_Wife who this cutie @MateDoom where do I sign up @biggestjoel Hell I grew up in a house where raising your voice was an indicator of you being furious and I really don't understand people saying Bernie sounds angry. @aidapsibr 💕💕💕 @AnxietySong No problem! Good luck! 💕💕💕 @Chug_Wife I believe I called him the Onceler's demon sona so we're on the same wavelength "@AnxietySong You can petition to skip that part. Colorado has that rule too and I basically wrote in ""I have 3,000 (at the time) followers on Twitter, this would be unsafe for me as a trans woman"" and the judge accepted that." "@Kaelyrhn That's kind of implied by what I've already said. I can infer that you don't see that, so all I can say is sorry, but it looks super obvious to a lot of people" Like you cannot tell me with a straight (lol) face that none of these girls knew what this looked like @joffeorama @mediocre_danny I mean he still has the pointy cat ears but regardless do you see my point? "@WereChickenAU Racecars, lasers aeroplanes It's a! Duck blur!" "@joffeorama @mediocre_danny Peg is a dog and Pete is cat. They have a son who's a cat and a daughter who's a dog. This is cartoon logic, not evolutionary logic. But there IS a real world framework to explain Pluto if we want one. It's really not complicated." @stjepansejic @EntreeHumain @jieunsmuse You don't... use references? What kind of superhuman artist are you? "@transfilmtheory God I remember that being impossible even when I WASN'T on HRT, oof" "@joffeorama @steveinvictus @mediocre_danny Hue is a name, though I admit I'm probably not spelling it right" "@joffeorama @mediocre_danny Okay but the issue where Mickey and Goofy are different species has no corollary to our world so that's just as much of a confusing issue as the Goofy/Pluto problem unless you assume both Mickey and Goofy are equivalent to humans, which is the intent." @joffeorama @mediocre_danny Omg I love that explanation even though it was NOT needed lol @mediocre_danny @joffeorama Whereas with C&D they can talk and are sentient... "@mediocre_danny @joffeorama Goofy/Pluto works if you just imagine it like Human/Ape. Sure we don't have apes as pets usually, but it's not like if someone had one people would be screaming ""WHY IS THAT FELLOW HOMINID A PET??? WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM CLOTHES??? WHY CAN'T HE SPEAK???""" @PhyrexianThot @heck_engine Well yeah wasn't his whole thing post-mending to get back to that level of power? Makes sense. @mediocre_danny I thought for sure they insisted they were different universes and never had a crossover? "@joffeorama Yeah, that's the problem with making a Rescuers premise fit into the Mickey Mouse world." @joffeorama The problem is Rescue Rangers was originally a Rescuers cartoon until Eisner insisted they needed to have more classic characters in the stuff they were producing. "@joffeorama I thought about that for a second, but then remembered this tracks with the old Disney cartoons. Donald and even Mickey were ""human"" sized while Chip & Dale were always chipmunk sized. There's a cartoon where C&D are fucking up Donald's lawn if I'm not mistaken." "@PhyrexianThot @heck_engine No you do not, damn" @CowardlyZet DM'd 💕 @CowardlyZet YES YES YES YES I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD HAVE IT That last one in the group of 9 isn't mine but the rest are me! Is there a way you can send these to me? "@heck_engine It's so... god I don't even have a word for it. Like even a god was just clinging to life and failed. No wisdom, just fear of it ending." "@aPebbleInTheSky Oh, fair enough then 💕" "I still need to watch this new series but I appreciate* that they made Launchpad my age** *turn to dust at the very thought **the age of the original series, which premiered the year I was born" "Remember when both DuckTales and Darkwing Duck had Launchpad McQuack and Disney for some weird reason said ""Nah it's a different universe, not the same Launchpad."" Anyway I'm just glad we're done with that bullshit." @AnxietySong HECK YEAH CONGRATS 💕💕💕 "Like I am the most obnoxious consumer, I will HAPPILY keep paying top dollar for these old-ass games just so I can more easily play them BUT YOU GOTTA SELL THEM TO ME FIRST, NINTENDO" "THE SWITCH WAS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLY PERFECT UPGRADE WHY ISN'T WW AND TP RELEASED ON IT YESTERDAY AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHERE ARE MY N64 GAMES" "@HaileyAdamsXXX Awwww, wish I could help :/" "The reason my Wii U (aka my machine that'll play Wind Waker & Twilight Princess HD) parts keep getting separated from each other is whenever I need to move I always forget it needs like fifty cords, seven chunks of plastic..." @Lilfelicity1 @NewGenderWhoDis You got TASTE "@NewGenderWhoDis Back then you could be sure their clitties were nice and locked up, yessiree" "Remember how in I Am Legend there's a big poster for a Batman/Superman crossover and back in 2009 or whenever it was like ""OH SHIT THIS REALLY IS THE FUTURE THAT'D BE SO COOL"" whereas now you'd see that and just go ""Oh the apocalypse happened in 2016 I guess""" @transfilmtheory Very! Gosh! 😍 "@CutieRonwon Yeah, if they're in the same continuity. But I was pointing out that there's an odd but persistent avoidance of super hero movies re-doing villains especially if they were in previous continuities." @CutieRonwon I thought he was going to be in the Shang-Chi movie? "@CutieRonwon Too much work for very little money, especially since so much of the fun happens outside the dealer room lol" @BuniFaye Probably not. I'd rather just attend as a guest! "@Chug_Wife god this is me I'll never ever do that to you, promise" "As much as I feel Alfred Molina gave the perfect performance as Doc Ock, I'd be down for a second go around with that character tbh. The PS4 Spider-Man game shows they still know how to make that character interesting." @BuniFaye Thank you! 💕💕💕 "@AliceAvizandum EXTREME ""talk to your manager"" vibes, jesus" @Chug_Wife Anyway we last see him with Hulk blood dripping onto hiss forehead. His name is the name of The Leader in the comics. "@Chug_Wife The guy that Banner is emailing the entire movie? Who's helping him with a cure, and then at the end he finds out he was replicating Banner's blood against his wishes? He gets the line ""You'd be an Abomination!"" to, uh, Abomination." "Remember 12 years ago when they teased The Leader at the end of the Hulk movie Anyway, Scorpion is actually a really safe bet given how adverse comic book movies are to redoing previously done villains, regardless of reboots (with arch nemeses like Joker/Goblin being exceptions)" "@AliceAvizandum whoa watch out the cis man thinks abortion might be a bad idea, let's hear him out" @HaileyAdamsXXX I hope so too!!! @HaileyAdamsXXX Oh that's awesome! If you're ever in CO again you should visit the ranch! We'd love to have you! @HaileyAdamsXXX Wait do you live in CO??? "@HaileyAdamsXXX I never got a chance to table there, but I visited uhhhhh the second year they had it all the way until 2016. That last year was WAY too crowded. I got my Weird Al signature and then never went back lol" "@AliceAvizandum ""You're not participating in good faith"" - Known good faith participator" @TinyVampBaby @LittleLambJenny babbl goo! :D @TinyVampBaby @LittleLambJenny excuse me are we bein baby here @ThyLunarPaladin For MLP? Not really. @LittleLavvy GOOD :3 @RailiahVictoria GOSH >/////> @ThyLunarPaladin Sweet! I became a fan after the premiere of the first episode lol @NewGenderWhoDis viking funeral @ThyLunarPaladin @TrotCon I don't get many opportunities to say it but I couldn't pass it up! I tabled at the 2015 and 2016 ones if I recall correctly! (Which was the other MLP con I loved to table at despite Ohio NOT being at all close to me lol) "Anyway, come to @TrotCon" Now I can just enjoy going to cons as a guest when I can find the money. Much more easy going tbh (though I haven't been in years and I miss it so much!) "I took a break from tabling ""to transition"" and now that I'm mostly transitioned I realize that A) I don't really need to scramble that much for money anymore and B) Oh you thought people hang around your table chatting you up when you're read as a GUY my sweet summer child?" "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh that's a shirt that already exists, I just want to put Judy in it lol" @NewGenderWhoDis AW SHUCKS THANK YOUUUU "Tabling at cons was so much work and I rarely made much money, but I ALWAYS broke even at the very least. Told myself even the break even cons were good for getting my name out there. It's how I got to see my first (and so far last...) furry con at RMFC!" "Oh hey I actually found an old pic of me back when I used to table at conventions with my art! This was taken at the second Running of the Leaves Con, which was the MLP con in Denver you've never heard of, lol And this was me a couple years pre-transition. https://t.co/qqhLVRNKAV" "@CutieRonwon What if I told you I suffer from all of that same stuff, word for word? Art is kinda pain, unfortunately lol" But yeah those pics were purged with the Tumblr purge + my hard drive dying. Unless they're on Rule 34 they're lost to time. (I also nabbed Ask Judy Hopps but I never used it lol) I actually used to have a Tumblr called Ask Lewdy Hopps where I did oooooh I think about 3 really lewd answers before I got bored. Everyone wants to ship her with Nick which annoyed me lol. "@TheCatMom I can barely find the time to draw stuff at all, much less teach, sorry :/ Might be up for some constructive criticism of your work sometime." "*should say after the MOVE in the second tweet, ugh" "@CutieRonwon Never, ever compare your work to others!" "@AstroStella7 I'm something of an ass girl, heh" "I'll get back on the horse, soon. Got a bunch of ideas for new pieces. Thanks so much for the compliments! 💕" "I never post art because it's been many years since I made anything new, so I don't blame anyone for not realizing I draw! Here's an old thread where I posted even older art, if you're curious: https://t.co/h6Pi4inT5o" "@sqwrrkpon lol I don't even think I'm that interesting, but I'll take the compliment for sure, thank you 💕" Now I'm remembering I gotta re-calibrate my fucking blend tool in Photoshop. I had too set all perfect and then fucked it up with a reformat ugh Should really do a sequel with FRONT: Who needs tits BACK: With an ass like this? "Alternate versions (the frosting one was what a friend said in reply to the initial version and I was like ""perfect"") https://t.co/lzh2ghIIuR" @Daemonia94 BLUSHING @XylariaVG aw shucks 💕 "@mode_view I mean, same Never got the hang of anal and I'm not healed enough from surgery yet :V" @NewGenderWhoDis omg ilysm 💕 "@OtterAlice THEY'RE MY GUMMIES WHY SHOULDN'T I TAKE THEM INTO THE BEDROO-- I mean uh, same >.>" "@mode_view Yeah, I figured you would be, bottom :P" I really want to get back into drawing. After the movie. "Did I ever share this somewhat nsfw Judy Hopps smut I drew years ago on here? Man, remember Tumblr? https://t.co/F6IkjOTUfN" @StebMcDreb LESS WORRY MORE FURRY "@mode_view It's an extremely relevant turn, trust me lol" anyway I highly recommend getting a vagina if you can manage it eat all the junk you want while taking all the dick you want without any prep lol "(literally to my immediate left is a box of cookies, a box of gobstoppers... and more I'm too embarrassed to admit >.>) (also I love McD*nald's but this is SLANDER)" I do NOT deserve this callout 😤 @StephanieKwinn constant mood Looking forward to when the whole series is on disc So I can hear the story over and over again 💕 @LittleLambJenny But yeah I get that bad brain stuff is impossible to logic your way out of. Just had to share that I got extra solidarity lol @LittleLambJenny Literally had a mutual DM me with solidarity for retweeting it lol ADBL transfemmes really are the norm "@LittleLambJenny @nyaakat I know so many transfemmes into abdl stuff that a shorter list would be ones that aren't little, seriously 💕" Gonna listen to the movie soundtrack and few dozen times I think 😢💕 @nyaakat @LittleLambJenny @ghoulsNgoats CUTE I want to thank Steven Universe for being so unabashedly queer. Without question it played a part in helping me realize I was trans 💕 "I really do need to watch Future, but I guess at this point I might just wait until it's all released on home video. I'm, uh, crying just from watching that video and it was really upbeat." "It's over, isn't it?" @Chug_Wife love that cake song "@Chug_Wife bro it's not a kink thing, bro i'm just baby, bro" @tomorrowville Former Kevin solidarity! @NewGenderWhoDis Just fuck him carefully @nyaakat @LittleLambJenny I try so hard not to post diaper content to main but like I almost teared up it's so wholesome "@Chug_Wife Vegeta is a pussy but like, in a cool way" Anyway the name Kevin sounds so fucking foreign to me now which is pretty sweet I've escaped "@sapphixy At the end of the day, deep down I was never really a Kevin" @Chug_Wife I did And then I realized that was a really funny typo @Interfectorem9 I was just a bit younger than Kevin McCallister but I got compared to him a ton too. Former Kevin solidarity! (I believe I've heard that Kevin Leven ended up becoming a Vageta/Peridot archetype but he STARTED as an asshole is my main point) "Btw I was reminded today that Kevin Leven exists. So, you know Add him to The List https://t.co/unqXE3wVz4" "Anyway what struck me was the name ""Jake"" wasn't funny enough. And you know what? I'm forced to agree." @AJisValid shitpost literally Okay I thought this part was obvious but I guess I'm just old now: This is a photoshop of the VHS release of the Animorphs TV show. @AJisValid https://t.co/5rSBqLMcW2 "@liddytronic HIS NAME WAS JAKE IN THE ACTUAL SHOW BUT KEVIN IS A WEIRDER NAME, SO" @liddytronic It's a photoshop of the VHS release of the Animorphs show "[cw deadname] Me: Kevin was the worst fucking name to have, I swear Other people who were never named Kevin: Really? What makes you say that? Anyone anytime a weird/uncomfortable/obnoxious/silly name is needed:" "@aidapsibr I get that a lot, lol Is this cool to retweet?" @aidapsibr This just showed up on my feed! You look super cute! 💕 @AliceAvizandum Shatterface is the worst Transformer name @Q3w3e3 whomst among us @futanarchy @NeurologNyx She's so cuuuuute! @arthur_affect They really did Ashman dirty given that he saved Disney animation. "@tibby17 @AliceAvizandum Hi I'm the idiot brigade, I came as fast as I could." @Bea_Utiful_Rose Yeah I didn't notice either until they had the genius idea of replying to one of my retweets. @AliceAvizandum it's been literal days and they're still at it @ZJemptv Hope things get better soon :/ "@Flea This is way better than the joke Pokemon cards I made, damn" @lizjwriter @medicatedboy Thank you! "@BrieWoodFiction @CaptainSnoop These are kids who grew up with YouTube and endless free video essays about every film franchise imaginable, so probably." "@SixoTF Blackface, Literally Who (which is an alt-right code word for targets of harassment), Agent Orange... Gonna assume it was probably someone on 4ch*n, maybe /toy/?" @Kamenspider Fair enough :P @Kamenspider That scene where she touches him and starts sobbing was one of the most powerful moments in a movie stuffed full of powerful moment. @Chug_Wife These are pictures of two different products. The top one doesn't appear to have arms. It's just a bear worm. @LilBitchMadness @NeurologNyx oh heck it really is 😍 @Summer_C_Ash EXACTLY @StebMcDreb That makes a lot of sense but at the time we didn't know that. "A fair amount of my hyper for the game was based on these sketches. But when it became clear they didn't go this direction at all, I lost interest in even trying it tbh." "I remember seeing this on 4ch*n back in the day. It was before Epic Mickey was announced, and during a period in which the understanding/assumption was the game was canceled. And then the game we got was... nothing like this." @ikksplicit Omg I keep forgetting to play this! "Anyway, just because I can't get pregnant doesn't mean we shouldn't try." "@FlorenceLaReine There's a lot of overlap, certainly. For me I feel the urge to be a mom a lot less, which tells me that even if I could get pregnant, I shouldn't. But even if I don't want kids, the Urge is still there." "Really should have either said ""a ton of cis women too"" or ""a ton of women."" Don't tweet while zooted, kids" "@TheFintauSystem Figured that was implied, really~" @Calliethulhu SO fucking hot @Calliethulhu Good girl! :3 @abdlstella same tho @QuestForHorny hehehe how air-headed of meeee 😍 "@transfilmtheory these are 20k tiddies, easily" Trans women get that same desire that hits a ton of women too! It feels even more fucked up when we get it though! @QuestForHorny stoooop combining all my favorite fetisheeeeees (don't stop) This is distinct from the needing to get bred hours but there is admittedly a lot of overlap Real wishing I could get pregnant hours @QuestForHorny Thank you so much for this 😭💕💕💕 @apunkdog @QuestForHorny makin me sooooo squirmy >.< @apunkdog @QuestForHorny RIGHT??? @QuestForHorny gfdgfdhggha m-more would be nice >/////< @QuestForHorny how dare you make this wet @QuestForHorny ffffforreevverrrrr x.x 💦💕💦💦💕 @NewGenderWhoDis she's perfect @QuestForHorny hhhhhhgh w-where can i sign up for this >.> Okay that's like twice in a row my TL has shown people calling Bernie cantankerous and I'm forced to conclude people just live in different realities than me. Does gravity still work over there? Is water wet? What are the properties of this alternate universe you live in? "@moonsofvenus_ I know how this can sound, but this person specifically very often gets bothered by kink stuff. Like I don't want to say she's overly sensitive, but for the vast majority of people, you didn't do anything wrong." @NeolithichHist That actually makes a ton of sense. Hopefully one day soon that level of obfuscation won't be needed. @medicatedboy Thank you for the suggestions! @medicatedboy Only realizing at this moment that I forgot liners existed. Might need to look into those. """Who knows if they were gay but this one's clearly the top""" "@CeltiBurroughs I mean I am also that, yes :3" Historians: Being queer as we define it today wasn't really a thing that needed a special label in ancient times Also historians: This statue doesn't say they were huge dykes so we can only speculate "@PrissyOrcGF @NikkiJaee (but yeah immediately after writing ""you too huh"" I was like, ""why am I acting surprised even as a joke lol)" @PrissyOrcGF @NikkiJaee such an inspiration 😍 @PrissyOrcGF @NikkiJaee wow you too? "@PrissyOrcGF oh, at LEAST!" @PrissyOrcGF WE 👏 BOTH 👏 DESERVE 👏 A 👏 BODY 👏 LIKE 👏 THIS """Kat I didn't know you were into inflation"" listen I'm having legitimate trouble finding fetishes I *don't* have" "transition goals, honestly" @nyaakat @WestCoastReaper proud of u "@Calliethulhu Callie you're so, SO fucking hot, gosh 😍😍😍💦" "@AnxietySong There's never gonna be a time that feels more right to do it. Coming out is scary, but you never know! Might go really well. You got this! 💕" "@PrissyOrcGF I mean you're right, it is" @futanarchy @Lewd_Go_Round_ https://t.co/taYvM8CBu9 "@HeptagonArts @MaxKriegerVG I feel like ""code brown"" is pretty obvious to guests but maybe they're cool with that, I never worked there." "@MaxKriegerVG @dhaliasplats No idea how often it happened, but I saw it happen once during the college program in fall of 2008. Have to imagine that wasn't the first and last time." @HeptagonArts @MaxKriegerVG It would not surprise me at all to learn Universal has edgier code words for cleanups lol "@HeptagonArts @MaxKriegerVG I wasn't part of the janitorial staff, but the only code I remember the name of was a ""protein spill"" which despite the name and the topic of this conversation, meant vomit. The guests I saw didn't make a mess, so I didn't need to call anyone lol." "@MaxKriegerVG The worst part was she got a tissue out to clean it up and then just stuffed that in her purse. Anyway, that ride sucked lol" "@MaxKriegerVG As part of that attraction (that I'm pretty sure isn't there anymore), the lights go out. Pitch black, can't see your hand in front of your face. And yeah a couple guests thought that'd be a great time to have some fun. I was not trained on what to do so I did nothing lol" "@Larsin_ @OzmaRacc @Chopin_42 The first and only furry con I was ever able to go to was before I came out but even then I noticed the number of trans people. Even had lunch with a trans fursuit maker, it was quite nice. I imagine that'll feel even better knowing I'm trans :3" "@MaxKriegerVG Do Do people seriously think there aren't cameras inside attractions. Wait, nevermind, I know the answer to that because of the blowjob I witnessed while working at Drew Carey's Sounds Dangerous, carry on" @StillYourGhost Heck yeah congrats!!! "@LupinChaos It varies, but I'm really squeamish about blood too and I've been fine 💕" @OzmaRacc @Chopin_42 Godddddd I need to go to a furry con. Hoping I can make it to DenFur this year "I should clarify to anyone worried: I'm not like, gushing blood constantly. I'm just still at a point where going padless would be a bad idea." @OzmaRacc please I need this badly~ @emarl_ *huffs* D:< @SixArmedSweater My middle school had that too "@vexwerewolf Blegh, it still says M on mine and it's a whole Process to get that changed" @Trancister @EllieTheScience I'm gonna see if laying down and letting things air out more often might help with the healing. It's so incredibly slow given its location :/ @crystallgnaires Not usually. I have a complication on the outside of my vag. @arthur_affect It skips clone generations! :V "@transfilmtheory Your face has softened up a ton, cutie 💕" @maxcapacity_ YES @vexwerewolf @CarcinLoring Vex's head is fairly realistic. Ever see that video where the guy puts on a realistic cat mask and his cats practically have heart attacks trying to get away? It's like the uncanny valley for them. @vexwerewolf I'll say 😍😍😍 @Tricliniangry god same my shoulders are like fifty feet apart i swear "@0xc0ffea Oh absolutely, and as a lesbian I'm delighted they went the feminizing direction lol" "They made his shoulders narrower, which doesn't work for the HRT joke but does suggest they want to push his femboy levels as hard as possible." 2 years on HRT "@nyaakat @a_alice_nsfw kfdlgdfsg um, huge libido you say 👀💦" @maegodhavemercy Oh that's right you've constructed at least two sets recently! :3c @squidlarkin I'm just way too high lol "@squidlarkin oh lol I misread the initial tweet good to know tho, heh" "@DevourerRose COMPLETELY homophobic, yeah :/" @DevourerRose Yeah it means I'm gonna ride that dick sooner~ 😘 @ZoeVermilion At least once more~ 😘 @MaiaFranklyn kinky~ @squidlarkin 👀 "It's impossible to listen to the Mario underground music without eventually going ""Boobies, boobies, boobies"" to the tune" @transfilmtheory Love you tons 💕 @xXxCrystalline omg looks like fun! :3 @EllieTheScience @Trancister Yeah I've been really surprised by how well everything else has healed. My body really knows what to do with this. I WOULD like to be able to start having penetrative sex in the next couple months tho lol "@EllieTheScience @Trancister Mine's at the bottom of my vag if I'm laying down, on my perineum, then going up a bit to the left. My doctor told me to tell them if it doesn't close up in six months to let them know, but I'm wondering if I should try bugging them about nitrate now..." "@arthur_affect Oh, that could work! Then the reason Sith powers seemed to skip a generation is because his son was a clone maybe? But then the head scratching part is how/why his son was able to try to start a family, lol. I mean maybe they just hoped he would but that seems a bit silly." @EllieTheScience @Trancister I'm pretty scared too... I assume you had a vaginoplasty too? Can I ask where your dehiscence was? I'm wondering if I should look into it >.> "@EllieTheScience @Trancister I thought that was something you use to treat granulation, but I haven't seen any of that I don't think? And like, you say it heals up fast, but six months isn't very fast :/" "@EllieTheScience @knightofthecrow There's probably a lot of overlap, yeah" "@EllieTheScience @Trancister I didn't know that word! Thank you! That's exactly what it is! Oof, yeah I was hoping it'd be healed up in a month or two but six months is starting to sound more reasonable at this point. None of my doctors have brought up silver nitrate, tho." @elcome2ell Made by a trans person too! "@arthur_affect I was gonna say that maybe clones just can't be force sensitive, but no, apparently the Palpy we saw in TROS was a clone so I dunno, none of it makes sense lol" @arthur_affect I mean I'd buy that cloning has mixed results when it comes to connection with the force. That's believable to me. @Q3w3e3 *cute looking @CateSpice Would... a public record of it even be a thing anyway? @Maxwellian @_TrevorSpace_ @thetomska Oh neat! @TheMadMissMovie @WereChickenAU People say Shrek was the All Star movie when we all know Mystery Men was @theNDhighelf Oh of course! This ranch runs on weed hehe @theNDhighelf omg I wanna hang out with you and get high so bad @FlaredFeline perfect for munching on~ "when I finally visit the UK later this year,,, there's gonna be,,,, so much gay lewdness,,,,,,," @WereChickenAU I've wanted to cosplay as the Blue Raja for fucking ever @StebMcDreb PLZZZZZ 😍💕 @StebMcDreb WANNA SMOOCH AND CUDDLE 😭💕💕💕 @Sona_Sonara Oh wait I get it. Cute~ "@gayforgrils I'm in a country that is on the western side, but I'm not on the coast if that's what you're confused about" Why are the people who are horniest for me all on the other side of the Atlantic @Mat2468xk also sapphic icon @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu @Pawtiko Can't wait to give you some of those~ 😘 @maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu @Pawtiko @StebMcDreb eternal mood @RubyBearBack @Calliethulhu @Pawtiko @StebMcDreb Prog is treated a lot like T in your body so you'd probably get hornier~ @Calliethulhu Whoever she is she's cute af @FinalBossFemme https://t.co/PFGcsZBb32 @Calliethulhu @Pawtiko @StebMcDreb Been on prog for almost two years now and the fuckbeastness never really goes away hehehe transition goals @fightdogblaze This is my favorite comment on this lol @thebayleerenee @terrbear875 Well it's all from the same book that came out a week ago so you can find out right now if you wanted "@Kaelyrhn Star Wars previously had 6 levels of canon. This was probably a big reason why they compressed it all down to one, with old stuff being Legends and technically making the second level of canon, but nothing further will ever be added to that. https://t.co/JVm8syjJFD" @RiotGrrrlJemma sploosh @isle_of_jason @GenderBanana Yeah but the word on the street is TROS was having last minute changes up until very close to release. It doesn't benefit Disney at all to wait this long. I think this was as fast as possible. @itsviviactually TRUTH "@isle_of_jason @GenderBanana It's been less than four months. I doubt the author was able to get an advanced copy, so that's 4 months to write the whole book which seems pretty fast to me." @RailiahVictoria @LeafTilde *HUFFS* D:< @Summer_C_Ash Why are YOU so cute~ 😘 "@Kaelyrhn It was on a different, less important level of canon" @LambChopInPamps @Alexismewbun @floofderg This is ADORABLE @sillygaymiria hey same "@vexwerewolf *desperate, horny whining~*" "I bet the Last Jedi novelization added stuff too, but if anyone was complaining about retcons from that it was the anti-SJWs. Y'all are falling for clickbait. Yes it's the same level of canon, no they're not trying to fix the movie." "Having all Star Wars media post-Disney buyout be canon had the benefit of cleaning things up and making the books, comics, etc more enticing to fans, but it's led to this weird outcome of when a Star Wars movie sucks, people think a book release is Lucasfilm trying to retcon it." @vexwerewolf PLEASE destroy this pussy 😍💦 "@RailiahVictoria Looking forward to it, cutie~ 😘" @MoonPupper And I'm really gay for you~ 😘 @AnxietySong Oh totally. so fucking gay for transfemmes especially y'all are unfairly hot 💦 "@MoonPupper I really, really do yeah 😍" @Trancister That's good! My split/separation is taking its sweet time healing like it always does but otherwise it's been going good for me too :3 "@AnxietySong It's fine. I don't mind that people are talking about it I'm just annoyed that people are acting like this is Lucasfilm trying to retcon the movie. The books are on the same level of canon so it's going to kind of look that way, but that's not what's happening." @LeafTilde okay but i need this badly @AnxietySong The book that says all this has been out for like a week now. They will eventually run out of things to pull from it acting like it was an official announcement i think i might be really extremely gay @queerfull h-hi 😍 @PhyrexianThot TWO CUTIES "@Trancister Healing is never in a straight line, frustratingly enough :/ It's one of those things where like, we should probably only start panicking if it's been like 9 months since surgery or something." @queerfull An absolute legend @StebMcDreb @A_MrPromiscuous IM LOVE Literal millionaires: I don't see Bernie's appeal @A_MrPromiscuous @StebMcDreb NO OMG Which is weird since your net worth is only about a million more than Bernie's @HedgeMom @jongraywb It's a book that came out like a week ago I don't know why everyone's acting like these are official movie retcons "@machtackle I mean they used to have metal screws. Just ask my Classics Skywarp who's, uh, rusted now thanks to me thinking using water was a smart way to clean off dust lol" it's like that old story of a kid who's caught smoking by his dad so he forces him to smoke the entire box so he never wants to smoke again I no longer feel like I missed out on wearing pads I'm sorry I tempted fate like this lol @JennyOutrageous Skipping the menopause part since they let me stay on HRT :P @NikkiTheSlayer_ I mean kinda? I had a somewhat common complication that makes the healing a lot less enjoyable but not everyone's going to experience that. @StebMcDreb Oh my god I love how weird this game is. "@totallyhealthie I do admit I didn't know that, but I also know that periods are rarely things that fit into the neat boxes people act like they do, so I'm not THAT surprised. But regardless my ""period"" would be a really uncommon one lol" @caraesten ME EITHER WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END "@CaseyExplosion It was in the novelization. Kind of tired of people thinking this is Lucasfilm trying to fix the movie. It really isn't. It's just like with any other novelization of a SW movie. It's the same level of canon IF you care about that sort of thing. If not, no worries." my vag is making up for lost time "Advice I was given about my vaginoplasty: The blood can be a lot sometimes, but hey it's kind of like having your first and last period! Me on day 93 of wearing a pad every single day: The word ""period"" is doing a LOT of legwork there but okay" @CrypticGoblin It's from the novelization "Should have been in the movie, undeniably ridiculous, but I don't get why people are annoyed by this. Did you prefer the ""Sheev fucks"" memes?" @TheEpicDewback @NewGenderWhoDis whomst among us @caraesten 👀👀👀 @NewGenderWhoDis valid AND hot sapphic icon @_TrevorSpace_ @thetomska It was called Zootopia in the movie. No idea if they redid the lines for the UK release but I bet this is a trademark issue so only the title needed to be changed. @VoicesOfViolet I've never seen this screen before but yeah it's acting like no one's ever made a video. Honestly I should clean up my subscriptions. I've had this account for like 13 years or so and easily half of the people I'm subscribed to don't make content anymore. @StebMcDreb fantastic lol @jacquelinefilm I love Ross's Game Dungeon! Like seriously there's no one else on the platform reviewing games quite like Ross does. what a fun new youtube bug i've encountered https://t.co/5p0WNifYtS "@molly_the_tanz As far as I know the sterile urine thing is a bit of a misnomer. It's sterile in your bladder, but it is no longer sterile once it comes out of your urethra." @TheCrystalStorm I WISH YOU LUCK ON YOUR CAT QUEST 💕 @BoringNerdyKate Sometimes that specific craving just hits you know? "@liddytronic No that's them giving themselves too much credit, lol. But we can ignore ALL of that and they're STILL wrong. The point is ""Oh look, there's a sink with soap I can use, so I should"" not ""How dirty am I right now?""" "Having almost kinda lived as a guy, I know what the thought process is. ""What, I went in, unzipped, peed, zipped up, then left. My hands aren't dirty!"" Even ignoring the fact that bathrooms are germ magnets: That's not the point." "Dear cishet men: It's not about whether or not you peed on your hands, it's about washing your hands as often as possible, and doing it while you're in the bathroom is a really good habit to get into. Everyone else thinks you're gross just fyi" @vorpalBunny1226 god it's all so good :3 @vorpalBunny1226 YESSSSSSS HAVE I ever played the original FF7: NO WILL I play the remake in part because everyone looks fucking gorgeous: YES Anyway I haven't played the FF7 demo because our internet sucks but that Cloud's pretty cute eh 👀 Sapphics with swords: Hot Twinks with swords: Also very hot I think I'm onto something here @displaced_ATX hot take but I am for them @transfilmtheory eat a food! D:< @LilFluffClouds I'm a big enough slut to admit I started whining compulsively the second I saw this @PrissyOrcGF aaaahhnn~ 💦 @PrissyOrcGF if I end up making orgasmic noises while you do that it's because I totally hate it okay "@litterboxhex Aaaaaa you look so good! HRT really is magic, isn't it? 🥰💕" "@daggertrout Yeah the daughter uses her tech savvyness to save the day, & the dad learns that computers are awesome or whatever. Also there'll be a scene at the end where the daughter willingly puts away her phone at the dinner table because She Learned An Important Lesson Too." "@daggertrout What's wild is that's like pretty obviously the main plot. Like most of the movie is the weird killer robot angle. I think a movie with the same starting premise but played more straight would've been more interesting, at least to me." "@emarl_ That was kind of my experience too, I was just slightly less aware I was queer at the time (though there were VERY obvious signs). The screens of our generation just weren't as portable, is all." "And to any parents who have to deal with being on the other side of that: Don't worry, I won't and can't have kids. I can just be wrong about this one, it'll have exactly zero impact. Not looking forward to A Goofy Movie Except With Smart Phones, is all." ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S QUEER OMG If that girl wants to have a screen in front of her at all times don't you fucking dare get snippy about it. You just know the ending is going to be both the dad and the kids learn important lessons about being REALLY connected and god I would rather watch anything else. The dad needs to learn a lesson. That's it. I'm so fucking glad I turned 18 a full two years before the first smart phones hit because I don't think I could survive in a world where parents get annoyed at you for using a smart phone all the time. That narrative is just frustrating to me. It's really cool that the main character is gay I guess but god I have absolutely no interest in this movie otherwise lol https://t.co/4syTY5cG4R @LilFluffClouds aaaaaahh~ 👅 @TheGayChingy they make some of the best twinks out there tbh @Chug_Wife my dream car omg @emuchaton YESSSSSSS "@ThatHeckinRobin And yep, you look great!" "@ThatHeckinRobin Yup 3 weeks was about the first time I could manage wearing clothes and looking normal, lol. I went to Rise of Skywalker and drained every last scrap of energy I had." "I guess one silver lining is we have plans to move the ranch to another country (likely Canada at first) if things get REALLY bad. Not that we're even close to enacting those plans just yet, but even having a road map is a luxury most people don't have. We're very lucky here." "@deathpigeon You know what? I don't even want to say what I said in the previous reply, despite you see it and liking it. That's still too much. It doesn't help." And that's literally JUST my own personal goal. I don't really care if others want to scream at people over this. I totally get it. I just personally want to save that energy for other stuff. "My personal goal for the next 8 months is to never get angry at someone who wants to vote third party or refuses to vote at all. That anger, justified or not, just isn't helpful at all. It doesn't change anything and just makes everyone feel worse." (Probably for the best I didn't vote in 2004 anyway. What passed for political views I had were HEAVILY influenced by my conservative parents) "@tiptransformed At this point it's just the seller mailed out the paperwork he needed to finish sometime last week. So we're just waiting for the title company to receive it. That should be it, though. The other stuff that was holding us up is solved." I was mere weeks away from being old enough to vote in the 2004 election (assuming the thing I heard about voting if you're 17.5 was true? If not then it was like nearly 6 months away lol). Really excited to get another shot at that 🙃 @The_Beebles I don't much care for the III designs either. I love Exploud! And Flygon is nice. The rest... eh. Please just remember how first past the post voting works come November. A second term Trump will be a nightmare. @punkppy LOVE THIS STUFFIE SPREAD AND I NEED ME A DVA PILLOW "@The_Beebles If we're just talking about new Pokemon, Galar is one of my least favorite lol" @IsabellaFelipeO Oh fairy type for sure @Chug_Wife @RaccoonGrrl proud of u @Chug_Wife a hero It's been almost two months since I packed them up for the move and we're not moved yet so I can't unpack them 😭😭😭 https://t.co/ewd8bx7KVY "Similarly, I transitioned so that girls think me owning a huge stuffie collection is ""super cute"" and ""adorable"" instead of being ""mildly creepy"" and ""unsettling""" Takkun snuggles up right here with me almost every night and I just love her so much 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/N4U5SGJdTJ @StebMcDreb if we aren't doing weird slutty kinky things what's even the point honestly~ "Gen V gave us these incredible designs, though. The lows might've been low but the highs were never higher before or since. (Also Garbodor and Chandelure are some of the best designs in the entire franchise come on) https://t.co/xUJDGsrC0N" @doublegearsys @Fenrishion IM LOVE @AzazelAfterDark I mean I'm literally a Salazzle atm so yeah! :3 "@OzmaRacc ah, the cybering hour" "@NewGenderWhoDis Absolute legends, both of them" I definitely know some Warren supporters so I'm not gonna pretend 100% of my friends are for Bernie. But I don't know ANYONE who loves Biden. Like I don't even hesitate to RT stuff dunking on him because I know no one will get angry. It's really quite incredible. "The Bernie campaign texted me again and after I told them I already voted for him, they asked me to tell 3 of my friends to vote for him. I said I'd try, but that I didn't really know anyone who wasn't voting for him lol" Well at least my home state of Colorado did good. @itsfayebaybay gosh 😍😍😍 @blaze_casual First: You're super cute Second: I need that shirt omg @OzmaRacc gay/10 @Deathbunny13 You are absolutely a woman and deserve to be free of dysphoria 💕💕💕 @RanatokiParalax @DesDReac 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @nyaakat https://t.co/tOcurKossy "@DevourerRose *HUGS HUGS HUGS* That's wonderful, babe! 💕💕💕" @nyaakat goals "@Deathbunny13 Yes, but it's currently in storage. At the new place after we move I'm gonna try to display my whole collection if there's room lol" @VulpixAlyx *steals tub when you're not looking!* >:3 @Deathbunny13 Now I'm remembering I could've gotten Mo-Larr back when he was dirt cheap at those closeout stores but never did. He's cheesy af but I love him. @Deathbunny13 Just gonna get harder and harder to track these figures down as everyone makes a new MOTU toyline 3 times a year these days. "@Deathbunny13 I fell off of collecting them heavily years ago, but I still really want Mantenna, Despara, Scareglow (absolutely terrified of what the secondary market price for him is at this point lol), and a few others." @Deathbunny13 Omg nice MOTUC setup! "@Hypnothulhu Sure thing, cow~ 😘" @that_randomname @rozietoez @AdrianHarrop The odds of a human being a man or a woman are astronomically higher than being a tiger. Don't play dumb. Update on my dildo that was delivered to the new house too early: Post office website says they're holding it there. Person at post office says it's not in the building & might've been sent back 🙃 I emailed Twin Tail Creations to tell them to keep en eye out for it 🙃🙃🙃 @formerlygolden Gosh what a glowup!!! 😍 "@FroyoBaggins Yeah he needs a pressurized suit to be able to leave his home planet. I'm pretty sure he first showed up in RotS tho? Could be wrong, it's been forever since I watched AotC" @emuchaton emu what's the secret to having such a cute taint @Kaelyrhn lol I didn't want to assume but that's even more hilarious Wat's in RotS but I dunno if anyone says his name and I'm pretty sure he has exactly one line. I think a lot of people who don't watch TCW know about Rex as well. So this is just a really funny lineup lol I'm not saying I've never heard of Wat Tambor but I love how hilarious this lineup looks to people who only know about the movies lol "ladies, enbies, femmes of all kinds, plz fill this puss" "tops are just, so important 💕" "@LittleLambJenny @abdlstella gosh a baby bein babied by a baby, you really are smol :3" "@LittleLambJenny @abdlstella Babies often need diaper checks, it's okay! :3" @Calliethulhu lemme know what you find @upandoutcomic Super excited! Hope those 4 weeks are productive! @LittleLambJenny @abdlstella Nonsense! It's adorable when you get all blushy! :3c @Chug_Wife im lesbiab lesbiam less bien "@LittleLambJenny suuuuuure you have, soggy :3c" @LittleLambJenny Oh gosh someone probably needs a change! :P @PrissyOrcGF DO IT @Chug_Wife Second one for sure "@GenderBanana I know, silly of me to go for the big girl ones >.<" @jesstheunstill That's what we got these for! :3 Love when she lightly force femmes me 😍 I tried to grab regular bandaids and Mistress yelled at me to get the girly ones >.< https://t.co/Vg3lMN8gUh @vexwerewolf aaaaaaa cute!!!! 😍 @Elli_Trans Omg that's wonderful!! 💕💕💕💕 "@Kaelyrhn I'm incapable of finding a healthy internet balance based on nearly 20 years of experience, please do not say things like that to me" @RaeGun2k Excite!!! @PhyrexianThot GOOD PARROT @ABeardedQueer MAKIN PANCAKES MAKIN BACON PANCAKES "@Notactuallysmol Nah, any time works 💕" @RipleyStorm OMG BABY THAT'S SUCH GOOD NEWS 😭💕💕💕 @lara_santaella I have that same problem :/ Hoping I can just spend time with the other folks that live on the ranch if I feel too isolated. Though I know that's not an option for everyone. Definitely feel blessed in that regard. "@BlueEterlin @Yona_Korse I was actually just thinking about how I was going to work on signal boosting TUR stuff and those are really good suggestions. There's a lot of care and consideration in your replies and... I dunno it just make me feel very loved, thank you 💕💕💕" @JenApparently ...Cock Lords? Okay I set a reminder to attempt this in a couple weeks. I'm gonna do it. @MaelJade_ Oh I never knew that! Thank you! @QuestForTori 10/10 for Drossel :3 As a creative person I really do believe it's a core aspect of my soul and losing the ability to express myself that way makes me feel really drained and depressed. I can't even summon up enough creativity to do erotic roleplay with friends online (weird example but it comes up a lot for me) or write smut like I used to. "I've noticed that since beginning to use Twitter regularly in April of 2017, I've made almost no art whatsoever. My creativity is completely gone. That's a terrifying realization and I really feel like the timing isn't a coincidence." It makes sense to me given the stress of the move to wait until after we're moved to try taking a Twitter break but I don't know if this is just me putting it off or not. Feels like a somewhat reasonable plan. Anyway I'm saying all this here to hopefully make it a bit more real. I think I could really benefit from taking a week off Twitter. Like I feel an actual desire to fill my time doing other things and recharge. I find Twitter extremely addicting however so I'm not sure how to really do this. "Welp, new ship acquired" @HaileyAdamsXXX yum :3 @Doc_Wolverine honestly these could all be overheard at a fun enough kink party @HaileyAdamsXXX Oooooh looks like you had fun! :3 "I try not to dwell on the number of times this exact realization has hit me, word for word, because the implications are way too depressing :/" @PhyrexianThot take me with you @girlicbread Yeah I had a pretty notable anxiety attack a few nights ago and it's thrown everything out of whack since then :/ @maegodhavemercy I had a period of time where I did something similar except it lasted like 7 years. Dysphoria's a helluva drug x.x "Anyway it gave me an appreciation for always trying my hardest to figure out WHY I like a piece of art. And I have a deep-running love of well-made cartoony art yet a lack of vocabulary or understanding of the craft or SOMETHING keeping me from expressing that, I find." "My art teacher at the last college I attended (never graduated lol) was one of the best teachers I ever had and he encouraged us to avoid one word critiques or just saying something was ""good"" or ""bad."" We had to describe in detail what worked and what didn't." "Whenever I want to compliment really talented cartoonists the only adjective I can come up with is ""expressive"" and that kind of annoys me. I need to sharpen my critique skills. I used to love having critique day for projects in art class, but it's been years and I'm rusty." "Me waking up at 11:59am: Well, that's not great but I tried my best Me waking up at 12:00pm: I have wasted the entire day away" Sleep schedule keeps getting worse but at least I have the freedom to sleep in most days. I just feel like I'm made of scum when I wake up at any time ending in pm @TheFintauSystem SO much lov 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu Good morning! It's 2:20am and my sleep schedule keeps getting worse and worse lol @TheFintauSystem *flort* This thread is a fascinating read and makes me wish I had the patience to become bilingual because I bet I'd find it really fun to learn. "@roboskank20X6 gosh, good evening 😍" "It reminds me of when someone says they're an anime fan. Like I get it on some level-- I say I love movies, after all-- but like, anime is such a massive medium." "I play a ton of videos game but I couldn't see myself going ""Yes, tell me everything about the entire medium"" because most of the stuff that comes out I'm not super into. I'm actually more into the industry/inside baseball side of things, honestly. Feel like this wouldn't be that https://t.co/jq39qyEU3X" @NewGenderWhoDis omg being able to be super girly during makeout sessions GIVES ME LIFE "@SixoTF Huh, such good repaints I didn't even notice. Nice!" @NatalieTheCapn Hopefully soon! Gonna release them the second we get to the new place! 😭 @wanderlustlost oh my god it's professor sprout fuck yeah @TheFintauSystem *hugs hugs* :/ @liddytronic that's probably true.... @Drustan27 YES My stuffies have been packed into giant clear trash bags for TWO MONTHS and I'm worried about them D: @TheFintauSystem Omg baby you're gorgeous and not at ALL a creep Current estimate is HOPEFULLY this week the closing can happen and fuuuuuuck I really hope so. @AliceAvizandum i really don't have the spoons to read this article but i'm realizing that picture was probably chosen because they think we're all pedophile rapists wasn't it I keep forgetting I recently bought a bunch of new toys that I then immediately packed up for the move but because this is The Move That Never Ends it's weeks later and I still haven't opened them D:< @liddytronic it's still 2016 2016 can never end "I love that there's almost always a ""one hour"" variant on YouTube for your favorite video game music track. My OCD/autism/fuckin-whatever appreciates the ability to scratch that very specific itch" @litterboxhex @futanarchy shots fired I dunno why this is making me laugh so much lol @TheNDqueerelf The third one is really underrated! Probably the weakest of the three but none of them are terrible. @futanarchy @NeurologNyx why would you resist that @TheNDqueerelf I wanna say Wrinkly Kong's house had that music playing because she was playing an N64? "@TheNDqueerelf In DKC3 they had Princess Peach's castle music as an kind of an easter egg since the game came out like, either right before or right after the N64. DKC3 was a LATE snes game." @SixoTF What's the 3rd party name for that first set? The robot modes are hecking gorgeous. @AgainChloe @futanarchy RIGHT???? god this one makes me cum too https://t.co/47FsbaMbk2 @TheNDqueerelf FUCK YEA @TheNDqueerelf Hell yeah it goes for almost an hour I love it @alina0987651234 So is Lina 💕 "@TheNDqueerelf Oh that video is a BUNCH of music, but yeah Aquatic Ambiance is a really good one." "@alina0987651234 I appreciate your consideration. It's okay, though. No hard feelings 💕💕💕" @alina0987651234 It's okay 💕 You didn't need to delete it :/ "@TheNDqueerelf Like, that specific video, or the DKC serious as a whole?" david wise plz compose my life's soundtrack https://t.co/BmQ2V7KJ9Y Honestly this just reminds me it's kind of fucked up I still haven't played Tropical Freeze yet despite adoring the Country series. oh my goddddddd thank you youtube for recommending the chillest goddamn music to relax to https://t.co/PJ1rvsNqvC Like seriously I'm always struck by equal parts beauty and terror when I look at one [cw bugs] Mantids are the most beautifully horrifying creatures on the planet "@mode_view I did because my last one was too masculine for my tastes, but you don't have to!" @TheFintauSystem *whines and squirms* 💕💦 @TheFintauSystem omg plz top me 💦 @TheFintauSystem look I know this may come as a shocker but I happen to be a huge bottom @TheFintauSystem gdfhshhd h-hey babe 👀💦 @Notactuallysmol Yeah I bet this applies to a lot of girldicks but when I had mine I was able to and just wanted to cum quicker usually lol "And no that wasn't a typo. Swapping to a LESS intense one, as in, LETTING UP from the intensity just... it's gasp-inducing, I dunno." "But yeah the moment when an intense vibration swaps to a less intense one just has a specific kick to it now that moves me one step closer to orgasm, and reaching each plateau is crucial for cumming now." *SETTINGS 4 and 7 I swear being high makes proofreading impossible. I do actually proofread nearly all my tweets at least once. @alina0987651234 Please don't call my Kathy. I go by Kat or Kathryn. And I don't believe in lazy as a concept. "Before all I really needed was one basic, uninterrupting vibration. Now the alternating, rhythmic pattern between intensities for some reason is needed to climb that orgasm peak." "Me pre-vaginoplasty: Ugh, who needs settings on a massage wand? Me post-vaginoplasty: Seeings 4 and 7 are not just my favorite, but basically a requirement to cum" @emuchaton whomst among us @isthatyourmain good that only makes you cuter~ 😘 @futanarchy @MilkshakeMolly @RobotCass @BadAINyx as well they should be "@GenderBanana @WerewolfMoms I mean it's obviously either for a prank, the retweets, or both, but yeah, it's unbearably gross lol" @DesDReac OMG YES THAT'S ME snek sonas are SO POWERFUL "i am a lizard, but if i were a snek, i'd want to look like this 😍" "@WhaleHorned Oh wait I guess I meant its US release, nvm lol" @WhaleHorned This is how I feel about The Legend of Zelda (I was born the same year it came out in Japan) Sonic is the first major one Then comes Kirby Then at some point my bones turn to dust a lot of 90's video game mascots are about to turn 30 in the coming years and I don't think I'm ready for that @melstonemusic whomst among us @DaShitpostQueen I am ABSOLUTELY saving that pic for later use lol "@DeciusNero @StillYourGhost To his friends: He was being ""sarcastic"" To any ""SJWs"" dunking on him: He wants to argue with them" @DaShitpostQueen I was at most saying that guy feels she's not hot. This version is absolutely hot to some folks like yourself. But it really isn't the same kind of cheesecake portrayal she normally has. AND YES THIS WAS A SUBTWEET @WerewolfMoms @mode_view whomst among us "The Tang powder in mac & cheese/mac & cheese powder in water pretending to be Tang memes are deeply, existentially upsetting to me." @DeciusNero Yeah not with that bio. He's just embarrassed he's getting dunked on. @isthatyourmain good boob pic 10/10 "@beepbomp Exactly! I'd argue this interpretation of her is way more realistic than her normal portrayal, even though I'm not looking for realism in Marvel stories and I love her classic look too. Hulk being a hulk makes sense, though." (And yeah that's She-Hulk but that EXACT same argument can be used against Bruce Banner's Hulk and it would be just as ridiculous for the same reason) This is what happens when you think you're justifying your favorite titillation with science: You end up getting angry that *THE HULK* is not realistic. Just because you can't fap to it doesn't make it wrong. @transfilmtheory yes plz!! "I get that he doesn't realize this was info dropped in the novel (him saying ""This is the THIRD time"" is evidence of that, as if the book cannot have three whole new things lol), but like, maybe do more than zero research before you start going all film school on us." "This guy's professor, seeing this on the shelf at a bookstore: ""OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!"" https://t.co/Ll8QgbAwKs" "And to be clear, I agree that a film should stand on its own and even if this novelization was objectively ten times better than the movie, the movie would STILL have a lot of shortcomings that are still the movie's fault. The book doesn't make the movie better But like, come on" "The movie The Rise of Skywalker can be total garbage and also, there is a book that exists on the same level of canon (if you happen to care about the overall canon) that adds some extra details. It can be two things." "Some fans might feel the novelization ""fixed"" parts of TROS. That's fine. But this is not ""Lucasfilm is saying extra stuff to improve the movie after the fact."" This is literally, just a book." ... with a novelization. Star Wars said something with a novelization of the film. Did your professor also forbid anyone from writing a book about the story of their film too because that's real weird. @FroyoBaggins all children love the T̖ͤ̽͑̌́E̓̏̽҉Ę͉̮̏ͨͫ̌ͣͨT̵ͪ̏H͚̤̩̞ͪ̕ ̩̤̓̎ͫ̈P̪̳̯͚̘̂ͯͪ̀̏Ȉ͆͌̊ͪ͛͌G̯͉̻͕̱̃̈̐̈ͮͨ͝ͅͅ come visit the T E E T H P I G @FrigidElfChild Sounds like bed time for little girls! @transfilmtheory speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory CUTE First past the post voting is rotting our brains That's not me defending Warren either. Just hate this sequel to 2016. That's it. @SixArmedSweater @Calliethulhu ALL of the ships I loved were WLW *for some reason* lol To clarify: I'm not saying I think Warren should drop out. man the sequel to 2016 fucking sucks https://t.co/J9b9I1RUH1 @LittleLavvy @RebeccaCuddles omg how wonderful! :3 @BirdTickIer So like the NHS model has extra steps is what you're saying? @NewGenderWhoDis I mailed mine in weeks ago dammit D:< @Elli_Trans Holy heck congrats!!! @Kamenspider That's literally one of the most defining characteristics of this design wtf This is a ship I never knew I needed but I am so here for it @Chug_Wife I love you so much omg @TheFintauSystem oh fuck :/ @SweetBeans99 they're spinning around his butthole @WillowPoss So cute!! 💕 this isn't about TTRPGs lol @vexwerewolf https://t.co/4PkYwnQUBb literally why does it do this "DMs: HEY I NOTICED YOU'RE ON MOBILE NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE AN UPDATE ON ALL THE DM REACTIONS YOU SENT ON DESKTOP? Me: No why would-- DMs: YOU'RE WELCOME" DMs: HEY Me: Hey DMs DMs: DID YOU KNOW YOU JUST REACTED TO A DM Me: I mean yeah I just did i-- DMs: YOU REACTED TO A DM Me: ... DMs: THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW "@Chug_Wife @rye_bread_bi don't forget, you're here forever" @Flea hey same with all the literal children playing I don't think I ever will @Chug_Wife A legend @transfilmtheory omg gaaaaay 😍 @displaced_ATX YES @Chug_Wife I mean if it's cool then get that dick! @Chug_Wife Depends on who you're talking about? "@transfilmtheory Jamie," @Hbomberguy top ten greatest anime origin stories @RaeGun2k Super cute! @maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu omg I keep forgetting to ask cuties to pee on me I feel this @Calliethulhu *whimpers* >/////< 💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu I never thought I'd be into someone spitting in my mouth until it happened and adffgggsssfhhfds 💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu Saaaaaaame 🥰🥰🥰🥰 @Calliethulhu I debated briefly dunking on the beans before I realized that was neither clever nor original lol @LackingSaint I just watch dubs. It's very freeing. @IinaOfAstora It was a clusterfuck at the end This apparently comes from the novelization and here's some important context: https://t.co/iMr8K9lcEJ "New rule, Lucasfilm isn't allowed to comment on romantic subplots or even implied romantic subplots. Finpoe is real, so is Reylo. It's SUPER obvious, sit the fuck down." okay please stop "wanna kiss,,, girls,,,,,," "@PrissyOrcGF You're so fucking pretty, Morgan 😍😍😍😍" @PrissyOrcGF Omg congrats! Your glowup is so inspiring!!! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSSSSS @AssembledGhost y-yeah probably >/////> "@human_izzy In general you shouldn't, that's true. Without going into detail I had a reason for doing it and my doctor recommends it. I've only douched twice since surgery and my ideal would be never again." Like that's a percentage I can almost kinda wrap my head around and it's not a small number of people. "I deeply regret even for a second feeling like a 2% mortality rate for coronavirus was nothing to worry about and I no longer feel that way, but it occurs to me that one of the estimates of how many trans people there are is 2% of the population and I'm suddenly even more worried" @_PheebsAD Omg I love that part @sextoyspolitics 😍😍😍 @nocturnmusings @NewGenderWhoDis We have an elliptical machine at the ranch and I've been meaning to start using it more once I'm all healed from surgery because I too wish to have a killer butt @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings YESSSSSS @NewGenderWhoDis oh gosh right away!!! 😍😍😍💦 @NewGenderWhoDis fgjdgskgfdfgldgs >//////> 💦💦💦 @NewGenderWhoDis omg can you PLEASE sit on my face I'm staying up late enough that both Binx AND Takkun have meowed at me to come to bed lol @Notactuallysmol YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH @Notactuallysmol well that's good since you're a very obvious little girl :3 "@x24sonic YES Did we ever find out what he broke in that moment of ""property damage"" as Dan put it?" fun fact birds are the most beautiful creatures on this planet PRECIOUS BABY 😍😍😍 "@TeagSec OF COURSE Ross's encouragement led to him picking ""end"" on accident. Like that was PERFECT." @TeagSec That one's such a good one too! @liddytronic YES I COULDN'T BREATHE @AsilionFeo I'd love to see sometime! Feel free to @ me or DM me them or whatever! :3 @AsilionFeo Well you seem really cool so of course I'm gonna follow back! 💕 @AsilionFeo Awww that's really sweet thank you!! 💕💕💕 @liddytronic Though this is still pretty bad yeah "@liddytronic Well if this one's more accurate ""unknown"" might mean it could be laid out better in the future." @sqwrrkpon Omg I had never seen this one but I googled it and I can't stop laughing WHAT DO YOU MEAN DID YOU POINT "Remember the pre-Dan days when the best moment we had was ""ARIIIIIN I LOOOOOVE YOU"" ""NO I'M FUCKIN DONE"" with like no other chemistry or very many other funny moments" I think my favorite Game Grumps moments are when Arin just fucking loses it. The 19 Joy Pendants in Wind Waker and of course the Big the Cat levels in Sonic Adventure are probably the ones that make me laugh the hardest. i need em TOUGH AS SHIT dunno if this is even a hot take but: stale sour patch kids > fresh ones "@FakeEstrusFlask @liddytronic If she wasn't so dead set on doing everything herself it'd be cool if she like, consulted some people about names that have a comparable feel to ""Hogwarts."" Like something that vaguely sounds like an ingredient in a witch's brew and sounds just a tiny bit silly." @NotSoFay I mean what if he's one of the good ones? Shouldn't swear off the good ones what kinda sense does that make :P @lisaquestions @Calliethulhu Oh fuck I hope everything's okay?? @AraAraLadyGrey I'm sure whatever her attempt at an answer is will be absolutely horrible lol @redminer88 I tried watching Breaking Bad like 3 times and I just could never finish it I'm sorry :P @julesprom Who the hell knows lol @redminer88 Meth! I knew there was an obvious one I was forgetting! Add that to the list too. @julesprom Just going out on a limb here that the answer is probably pretty racist. @KoleMaura @queerben Ultimately I would much prefer if Korean and Chinese HP fans gave their input to how they'd like to be represented in this universe. "@redminer88 Hard stuff for me that I'll never try: Heroin and cocaine, mainly. I might be forgetting an obvious one but those are the two big Nevers for me." @liddytronic @queerben I honestly wouldn't even be that shocked if that's her canonical explanation "@Sez_the_Wizard Oh my god I bet she will, ugh" @queerben Yeah the shade of yellow is kind of unclear. Maybe the person who made this map was assuming the Koreas were as-of-yet unannounced regions in that universe? "@liddytronic OMG SHE DID LIKE, ONLY BASE LEVEL TRANSLATING THAT'S ADORABLE" "@redminer88 Usually weed, but I'm down for just about anything except the really hard stuff." "@KoleMaura MAYBE if her politics were further left and the stories didn't actively shit on a lot of leftist ideas that could be seen more as a critique of colonialism, but with Rowling I'm forced to assume the absolute worst interpretation of that." "@Sez_the_Wizard I'm betting if she's ever tries to explain this it'll be like ""Oh using magic it's like, a huge megacity sized school!"" but that won't really make it feel anymore thought out lol" "@liddytronic Oh I'm sure she'll name it eventually, but given that I'm pretty sure the Japanese school's name just translates to ""Wizard"" (if I recall correctly?), I'm not looking forward to it." "@notCursedE Yes, apparently he's from a region of France that's near Germany" fun fact rowling gave over a *third* of the world's entire population a single school in the #10 region @transfilmtheory Sounds like someone had some fun recently~ @AngryNerdBird Oh that one annoys the hell out of me too. "@lee_lei_lj Yup! The crush is just what pushes her over the edge to find a way to be a part of that world (well, her father's reaction to the crush more specifically)" Honestly just making Eric more than just 20% of a full character would do a lot to improve the optics I bet. Given the current trajectory of the live action remakes I'm worried Disney will try to respond to these critiques by course correcting in a weird way but I'd love to be wrong. "When people are like ""She gives up her entire life to be with a man"" it's REALLY HARD for me as a trans woman to not hear ""You gave up your life as a man to live out some fantasy""" The anti-feminist critique doesn't exactly hold water under scrutiny anyway. https://t.co/bxoIOIKgvH "I know a lot of ppl somewhat justifiably feel The Little Mermaid is an antifeminist movie that teaches girls they just need a man or whatever, but as a queer kid that understood on a deep level its fundamentally queer message I kinda wanna bap those ppl with a rolled up newspaper" "Literally muttered ""horrible invention"" when I pulled it out lol" Update: Did the thing. Am good girl. "@deathpigeon I want to offer to hang out more, but given that we both struggle with this it might not be easy for me to commit to that. But I want you to know the desire is there, for what that's worth 💕" It's kind of ironic that Twitter is kind of me being Peak Introvert lol "Actually I dunno if isolation is something I do unhealthily? I'm an introvert so I use it to recharge so that makes me think it's something I actually need, but then on days when I'm really depressed I often need it even more so it could be an unhealthy thing for me, who knows" @BlueEterlin Yeah 1 is a really weird one "I think my biggest one might be 9, but I do a ton of 8, 3, 5, and sometimes 10. I'm at a lot of these tables >.>" "@EmilyVivant I mean I haven't really needed to much, but tonight I feel it's needed. Just gotta work up those spoons" @HaileyAdamsXXX (Would've used a relevant gif with two girls hugging but the Toy Story movies fail the Bechdel test so hard lol) @HaileyAdamsXXX https://t.co/lCLP5q7EK3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Omg this was so much fun 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps h*ck 😳 "@HaileyAdamsXXX Oh no! Sheriff Woody! I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart! D'oooh! How'd you know it was me? Are you gonna come quietly? Can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field! Well I brought my DINOSAUR! WHO EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!!!" Somebody bully me into douching tonight. Hate doing it. @HaileyAdamsXXX Alright everyone! This! Is a stickup! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe! Oo-hoo-hoo! Money money money! *kiss kiss kiss* @HaileyAdamsXXX I can do that with Toy Story 1 too!! "I often say I felt I wasn't allowed to be trans growing up but it honestly feels like a coin toss as to how they would've reacted. My mom believes and understands that I'm trans now, for what that's worth." "My mom was very much one of those Christian moms but neither of my parents enforced strict gender roles very much. My mom wouldn't allow me to paint my nails in high school, though. I think she thought she was protecting me from bullying." Wanna thank my parents for not being too hung up on gender norms and letting their 4-year-old kid they assumed was a boy watch this movie endlessly on loop. @NewGenderWhoDis @Summer_C_Ash https://t.co/9LM8Ecf5gx https://t.co/ncs3HC9NCn @LambChopInPamps hhfdddhhhfdddhhhgf 💦 @crazylittlebee1 That's what I'm saying! @LambChopInPamps wait I'm a bunny >//////> @LittleLambJenny CUTE @NewGenderWhoDis *fellow littles @StillYourGhost he's probably a YouTuber and wanted those views @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater goals "@DevourerRose Was waiting for someone to say that, thank you babe lol" @transfilmtheory CUTE AND GAY @nyaakat I love your stuffies!!! @LittleLambJenny dfgjsgssda i'll buy 'em when i get paid >/////< also maybe drink some piss i'm not your mom omg do both don't be such a slut shamer @LittleLambJenny I have noticed that two tape tends to not be as secure on me 🤔 Thanks! :3 @LittleLambJenny hfdghdghd do i get two tape or four >//////> @LittleLambJenny oh h*ck that reminded me to check and it looks like BunnyHopps are back in stock in my size >////> @aNerdskull PREEEEETTY sure he was called The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man @NewGenderWhoDis @cherubelly @lilfawnprince Girl balls are seriously so fucking good @LittleLavvy @NewGenderWhoDis Oh h*ck good idea 🤔🤔🤔 @LittleLavvy @NewGenderWhoDis *don't say peeing don't say peeing don't say peeing* ...wetting...? @PantherHollyAnn It's on Switch and PC I think? @NewGenderWhoDis @cherubelly @lilfawnprince RIGHT???? @NewGenderWhoDis it me i'm the big domme I have just found out about the game Bug Fables which is a spiritual successor to The Thousand Year Door AND OMG I NEED TO PLAY IT @RiotGrrrlJemma Omg I need that! "@FakeEstrusFlask @DeciusNero The only cishet romance in the entire sequel trilogy I buy is, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but Reylo, and hey, they did that, so that's neat. (Oh that and Mazbacca)" "@FakeEstrusFlask @DeciusNero He did only kill him a little bit, hence why I said hiss sacrifice isn't AS pointless. Still pointless, just slightly less so." "@FakeEstrusFlask @DeciusNero There are parts of Duel of the Fates I love, and parts I hate more than anything in TROS (like Luke taking Rey's heroic moment from her, and her completely invented romance with Poe because this was the Jurassic World guy and that's the only way he knows how to do that)" "@FakeEstrusFlask @DeciusNero The clone explanation accomplishes two things, at least in my opinion: - Explains how the fuck Palp survived the second Death Star destruction (he didn't) - Makes Vader's sacrifice at the end of Jedi not AS pointless (he DID in fact kill the Emperor, after all)" @FakeEstrusFlask Same difference: Force lightning is a dark side power. And yeah I know Rey does it but not as often or as powerfully as Palpy @DeciusNero I think it fixes the basic plot about 2% @FakeEstrusFlask Why did he have his memories? It's space wizard logic. But since I like doing this: My headcanon would be we know what the dark side does to organic bodies and it's usually shit like that "Like I'm not saying that reveal is a good one (I kinda like it, but I can see why you might hate it), nor that it was a good idea to not say that in the actual movie, but your complaint is not ""No one cares,"" sorry." Lucasfilm: Palpatine was a clone Literally THOUSANDS of people who Totally Absolutely Do Not Care: FUCK YOU NO ONE CARES!!!!!!! @doublegearsys that's ADORABLE @0xc0ffea Fair enough lol @Summer_C_Ash Cuuuuute :3 @DipCat2 HUGE same "I mean TOO BE FAIR I'm a huge dyke and I have tons of friendships that are just friendships, and also we've either fucked or talked about fucking extensively, so," "[cw nsfw] I really love historical stuff like this showing the lives of GOOD, CLOSE FRIENDS, JUST GALS BEING PALS" @FirehoofAmy that's admirable i just like cute dragons @FirehoofAmy That's super rude wtf :/ @KompaktCat @Calliethulhu I try to do that too when I have the spoons (Spoilers: I almost never have the spoons) "@RaeGun2k Listen I don't make the rules, you got a smoochable face~ 😘" @AngryGayRobot I feel this so hard @RaeGun2k You're so h*ckin pretty gosh "@BoringNerdyKate fuckin cishets taking ""daddy"" way too literally like a bunch of boomers" "@Calliethulhu ugh, this is a mood :/ *hugs*" @ThatHeckinRobin @MaelJade_ Makes sense! @ConceptuallyHot CUUUUUUUTE 💕💕💕 @joffeorama GOT to have an exit strategy for that tho as we see here lol @ConceptuallyHot Cute! Do you have pics? @MaelJade_ I noticed that too. Must be loan words? @ConceptuallyHot This is only maybe a quarter of my collection but this was my most recent display! https://t.co/MDyW4n28gh @EffInvictus @Tricliniangry I mean that's only fair! "(also it's like, a pretty dragon) (even if it wasn't I assume somewhat rare in the states I'd want it)" One day I want to track down what will instantly be the most obscure Beanie Baby ever for my collection lol @Tricliniangry smart move "@Tricliniangry @ScientistCami @Anarcha_ GOD, goals" "@HaileyAdamsXXX At a certain point boymode becomes impossible, lol. I'm at that point too" @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis am smol thamks @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis [TOTAL BABALITY] @loveydoveypup Oh neat I've never played those games before and I love getting weird releases like this for Switch! @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis fjgdkslghsfdjkglhs.ddhh;;ksgdsgdslgsdfklg oh lol I even spelled Pinterest wrong. Shows how little I use it! I've never really used Pintrest before (despite having an account from ages ago apparently). My results were filled with almost entirely paintings! I should make art again. It's been ages. https://t.co/OVBdGckUv7 @NewGenderWhoDis @LittleLambJenny hehehehe cute :3c @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis >//////< *whines and nods* @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis ur rly good at puttin me in littlespace >/////> @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis smol >/////< @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis fdggfdkl;k;;lkfgls;s fds "@liddytronic Yeah it was merely a few years before coming out that I allowed myself to call things cute, and I wasn't exactly the manliest man to ever man at any point before that. Toxic masculinity is so pervasive :/" @mode_view OMG I LOVE THIS COLLECTION Like Mistress found a mobile came where you catch and raise Alpacas and THEY ARE TOO CUTE THEY HAVE THESE STUBBY LEGS AND SHE PUT A TOP HAT ON ONE AND THEY PRANCE AROUND AND MY HEART IS MELTING AAAAAAAA "Not to say that pre-transition I didn't think anything was cute, but omg seeing cute stuff as a girl is like, sometimes overwhelming lol" @futanarchy @mothlewds Omg cute! @TheFintauSystem *hugs tight* :/ @NewGenderWhoDis PEE YOUR PAMPS 😤 "@LittleLambJenny I highly doubt you're ugly, cutie 💕" @NewGenderWhoDis @LittleLambJenny I admit I am too much of a baby to realize these were pullups specifically >////> @NewGenderWhoDis Good girl! Don't wanna soak your nice pants after all :3c "@OCaelyn It would make the movie slightly better in my opinion. I already mostly enjoyed the movie. To make it a truly great movie, it would need to be remade from the ground up with a completely different story. I'm just talking about making small improvements to what's already there." "@MoonPupper Yup! And despite Disney throwing out the EU, they clearly wanted to use the good bits wherever possible (eg, Han and Leia having a kid that turns to the dark side)" @transfilmtheory Happy Jamie Is Hot Day!!! (SO hot gosh) @Kirsten_Tiger You having a spare room DEFINITELY helps so I'm adding that to my notes lol "Like ideally he's a clone, so the first one's death was real, but cloning him was really hard and not likely to succeed again (just look at Snoke). You can infer all of that, but it'd be nice if they SAID all that in the movie." "All they had to do was add a small throwaway line about how ""We were lucky his DNA was still viable in the Imperial archives"" and ""The First Order spent decades getting it right"" or something and it solves a ton of fridge logic moments." @mode_view @DarkHorseAsh I mean the machine is keeping him alive ... possibly because of his messy near-end at the end of RotJ Just saying it can be interpreted both ways (and both ways are kinda far fetched lol) "@maxcapacity_ It is much cooler, but it feels sloppier given the last time we saw him falling down a chasm in an about-to-explode space station. I dunno, it's a mess either way really." "@Summer_C_Ash But consider: An even better, newer version with better articulation! https://t.co/A49cMd4Sfm" @HaileyAdamsXXX basically lol "@0xc0ffea Thank you! If there's time in my schedule, maybe we can meet up too?" "@maxcapacity_ All it really accomplishes is explaining how he ""survived"" the his death on the second Death Star (namely: He didn't)" "Look I know this is a pathetic attempt to fix a plot point Abrams didn't even bother spending two seconds thinking through but this makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE I'm just gonna accept it graciously, okay?" @GwenStarlight Sounds wonderful! 💕💕💕 @Summer_C_Ash Smokescreen! He's a fun one :3 "@RileyTheRedFox Hey guess what, ur hot :3" "This is really, really fascinating. One of the proposed solutions to this paradox is hypertumors, which is when cancer itself gets cancer, killing off the previous cancer which CAN JUST HAPPEN INDEFINITELY https://t.co/psmSrmd2Ev" @QuinntoBean @lizemilyishere HI THIS IS REALLY CUTE OMG @selahmorrigan gosh >/////> @tasmosunt Yeeeeeah I need to visit while there's still a somewhat stable UK to visit >.> @transgirlinSEA That's true! "@SofaJustice Unbanning the few far right extremists they have banned, removing their policy of suspending people for misgendering trans people, kicking off all sex workers and queer people, etc etc" @aNerdskull i think this seriously might be the single most upsetting thing i've ever seen on twitter "@DesDReac There will likely be a lot of queer sex, that's true" "Counting it up, it's at least 11 people and 8 cities, though two of those people live together thank fuck, lol It's gonna be the gayest... uh, is it still a roadtrip if I'm probably taking a train most of the time? 🤔🤔🤔" "@Kirsten_Tiger But yeah having more contacts in case I'm in trouble is REALLY helpful, thank you!" "@Kirsten_Tiger Adding you to the list, but please don't feel bad if we don't meet up as I already have like 15 people I want to see >.< Honestly I'll be real sad if I never get to go again so there's always next time if nothing else!" "@vexwerewolf You're near the top of the list of people to visit of course, but the ironic thing is this trip might actually be AFTER you visit us, lol. Of course I still want to see you! Especially if you happen to have a spare couch I can crash on 👀" @PersephoneHime We're thinking the guest room will be complete in April at the earliest. "@Repealist_ There is no way in hell I'm coming that close to Ireland and not at least visiting briefly, but we'll see how my trip pans out. I'm already meeting up with so many people lol x.x" "But like going by myself makes so much sense. I'm the only one with an up to date passport so the prep is quicker, couch surfing is WAY more feasible, and it's so much cheaper to plan for... My one saving grace is the people I'm seeing are all, without fail, wonderful & loving." "And you're just on your own no matter what for hours and hours, and you can't exactly give up now, you want to be home! So yeah hopefully I can manage that x.x" "I've visited another country exactly once and it was also alone and the worst part, by FAR, is getting back. Like you just want to be HOME but there's a big flight and crossing boarders and UGH. Plus the LENGTH of the flight will suck even more in this case." """Hey Kat it's great to see you"" ""SGREAT TO SEE YOU TOOOHOOOHOOOAAAA""" Watch as on day 7 I'm just constantly crying nonstop lol "So I bring all this up to mention: If I'm visiting you during that and I am indeed doing it without Mistress or Jen, I'm gonna need lots of hugs and headpats and just... be gentle with me, you know? 😭" "Thinking about the UK trip I want to take this summer and it might make the most sense for a number of reasons to go by myself, which would be both incredibly scary and really hard because I'd be away from Mistress and Jen for like, at least a week." "@StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory (And I don't want to make it seem like, ""Alright, as many people as possible, I'm seeing you on Tuesday, 3 more people, let's do Wednesday,"" etc. I wanna give everyone time to hang out one on one if it makes sense too. It's not just about quantity. But this info helps lol)" "@StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory Hey Google was just about right, nice. It's just good for me to keep track who likes each other. I have like, a TON of friends over there and I don't want to forget about some Twitter drama battle line and accidentally suggest two people who hate each other should hang out lol" "@transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb (and like, WAY gayer)" "@transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb Oof, y'all live rather far apart according to the notes I've been compiling for this trip. But just knowing you two know each other can potentially make planning easier." "@transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb omg When I visit the UK I have like, 15 cuties I need to see so we all hang out together that makes it that much easier JUST SAYIN 👀" @transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb gjfdklgdgdf blushing irl aaaaaa @displaced_ATX Request sent! 💕 @transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb also these pics are really hot gosh @transfilmtheory @StebMcDreb Just gals bein pals! @PrissyOrcGF @mode_view ...me off a piece of the KitKat bar... "@PersephoneHime Then again it's been several weekends now where we had every reason to believe it would be the following week, so," @PersephoneHime Current ETA is the closing on the house will happen sometime this week (after today tho as it's Sunday). It's waiting on a couple things but those things SHOULD happen this week. Then we start moving which shouldn't take longer than a week. "@APrivateRobin @FlaredFeline That's true, I saw video evidence of it lol" "@Burssty It was SO CLOSE, dammit! https://t.co/sKHR9Hktlb" @Burssty Nice "@PersephoneHime Once we're moved in and settled with the guest room built you can! The move has taken so much longer than we thought, sorry x.x" @StebMcDreb @transfilmtheory gaaaaaaaay :3 @SweetBeans99 When I heard about that death I got even more worried about you :/ "@PersephoneHime I believe I do, yes 💕" @inthewakeofdawn I plan to! :3 @SixArmedSweater Same 💕 "@nyaakat Yes you would, silly! I bet you soaked that diaper real good already :P" @APrivateRobin @FlaredFeline We're such bottoms they took our dicks away :V "@Iguanabread1 @LeafTilde Most people who were circumcised were infants at the time so that wouldn't really apply in the discussion of whether or not they like their foreskin kissed, come on :/" @AssembledGhost But consider: I'm pretty shy around beautiful women >//////> "@APrivateRobin @Chopin_42 Yeah I had a mild case of phimosis so I didn't love it when it was pulled back, but the genital dysphoria usually made all that moot anyway lol" "And btw I haven't watched Jackass in easily a decade. Not saying it still holds up. In fact I'm betting it but doesn't, but I was once 19, is all lol" @couriersicks Yeah someone wrote an article recently where they assumed that as a given. @Chug_Wife YES "And btw that claim edges REAL close to transphobia, but yeah, even if we just accept it outright, you're still wrong. We don't even need to bring up cis women who loved Jackass. Just the existence of trans women makes that claim ridiculous." "The whole ""women only pretended Jackass was funny for the sake of pleasing the men they knew"" gets really weird when you factor in trans women like me. I thought Jackass was funny. And even if you want to claim that's because I was raised as a guy... okay I'm still a woman tho." @sextoyspolitics heck 😍 @AssembledGhost 👀 "@SynTheGuardian I'll be honest I went from thinking he might be a transfemme egg, to wondering if he was a trans man, to ultimately deciding it's none of my business lol" @LambChopInPamps hgfggfdhddfg I've been foiled x.x @HaileyAdamsXXX TRUE FACTS @LambChopInPamps I CAN COUNT!!! D:< @PrivateWelshman Huge agree okay I'm not saying BDG is trans I'm JUST saying he'd be fucking gorgeous if he transitioned @sextoyspolitics Ooooh I love their lube! I didn't know they made soap! staying up past 3am is neat because I get to see all my UK buddies wake up and tweet what's sleep again? @sextoyspolitics v vulva soap @APrivateRobin lol RIP At least there'll be no shortage of uncut dicks to suck when I visit lol @Chug_Wife oh hey you too @OzmaRacc *Total* KAILF @moebear2 Let's get to know each other better first Anxiety keeping me awake :/ @moebear2 Thank you 💕 @premium_thot That... can't possibly be what people are talking about but okay @Sleepy_Heather OH FUCK THIS MEME WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNIER WITH AN ACTION MASTER IN THE PICTURE "@Sleepy_Heather Yes I'm well aware of Action Masters, been collecting Transformers for a long time :P" @LilBitchMadness @HaileyAdamsXXX @lizduckchong Yeah I spent at least 11 years wishing I was trans lol @RipleyStorm I can imagine. Wish I could hold you :/ "@RipleyStorm I've been really worried about this since you told me. I'm so sorry, babe." @Jaye_The_Gaye @transnun @BoringNerdyKate Yeah in case you needed yet another reason to hate Reagan @caraesten listen just @ me next time @HaileyAdamsXXX fsdhfdshjjfj 😍💦 @HaileyAdamsXXX omg you're so h*cking pretty 😍 @TSEmmaQuinn Oh gosh get some rest! @TSEmmaQuinn Request sent! @TSEmmaQuinn Discord usernames quire a four digit tag after the name @FrillyHyena I mean transitioning both did wonders for seeing beauty in myself AND beauty in others. Like there are people I find sexy as fuck now that I know back then I wouldn't have been into. I dunno if that sounds weird but it's true. @liddytronic @deathpigeon I mean this ranch runs on weed if you're into that lol @deathpigeon @liddytronic hell yes! @NewGenderWhoDis YES ... does does popcorn have to be playing during "@liddytronic @deathpigeon Vee has a VERY good dick, it's true :3" @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA g*sh 😍💦 @RaccoonGrrl Who's this about? @machtackle when you're dildo shopping and your eyes are bigger than your vag @transfilmtheory Cuuuuuute :3 "Attention everyone! I was mistaken! I have sucked exactly one uncut dick, and it belonged to super cutie @deathpigeon 💕" @transfilmtheory Sex with just one other person seems weird to me at this point lol @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA Cute :3 "@HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA I was gonna be like ""Hey maybe when I visit we could mess around"" but now I guess maybe we shouldn't hehehe" @HaileyAdamsXXX @transgirlinSEA WOW CUTE @deathpigeon @dj_walnut >/////> @dj_walnut I have a pussy now! D: "@dj_walnut @deathpigeon I mean I'm an exhibitionist, soooo" @JabberinJay NICE @transgirlinSEA It's been way too long since I've been to Seattle!!! 😭💕 @deathpigeon 👀👀👀💦 "@transgirlinSEA You are one of many cuties to offer up some premium uncut girldick in response to this thread, gosh" @deathpigeon I WILL ABSOLUTELY KEEP THIS IN MIND OMG @deathpigeon THIS IS VERY TRUE BUT I NEED TO BE IN THE RIGHT MOOD FIRST @deathpigeon FUCKIN NEXT TIME WE MESS AROUND I'D REALLY PREFER TO TASTE IT @deathpigeon OMG YOU HAD A CONDOM ON SO I FORGOT MY LIFE IS A LIE hi this is my worst meme ever you're welcome https://t.co/ucrEC8cJWh @nyaakat Gosh yes you should be padded! Don't want to leak all over your bed! "@AGirlNamedMei @NewGenderWhoDis I meeeeeean, same" "@nyaakat I mean yeah, the ranch is my job and we need its Twitter badly. I get it. I don't want to leave as long as friends like you are here" @NewGenderWhoDis THAT TOP IS SO CUTE OMG "And just so we're clear, I'm gonna stay here until it's untenable. All my friends are here. Even if it turned even shittier, as long as my friends are still around, I'm gonna try to stick around for as long as I can. I'll try to give as much heads up as possible if/when I leave." @HrafnaIceland Scares me too :/ @DarkHorseAsh I mean right wingers are always screaming about Twitter's left wing bias (when it's really more of an obnoxious centrist bias) "And like, even if it's silly as hell, I've invested so much time into this account. The ranch needs its account too. I really hope this doesn't fuck over this site :/" "There's a direct line from the start of my internet usage from message boards, to Facebook, Reddit, Tumblr, then here, and it's kind of a dead end. There's nowhere else interesting/engaging for me to go. I guess Mastodon if we ALL go there..." "If we're mutuals and you want to leave Twitter over this, PLEASE let's swap Discord usernames. My biggest fear is losing friends :/" "@aNerdskull Same, except the problem is I don't have anywhere left to go. Facebook sucks, Reddit sucks, Tumblr REALLY sucks, message boards aren't a thing anymore..." "@blaze_casual depends on my mood honestly, but moreso the baby one >.>" @blaze_casual Must research this further! Lots and LOTS of research 💦 Most of the time my vag wetness doesn't actually taste like much but then out of nowhere it was super flavorful how do I replicate this dammit @aspacecadette YESSSSSS @aspacecadette h*ck!!! 😍😍😍 Clitoral hood reached a new stage of softness! Can barely call it stiff at this point hell yeah 😎 @deathpigeon uwu @TwippingVanilla I guess if nothing else just start inputting the @'s of your favorite trans Twitter users Teasing a super cutie on Discord and oh gosh I'm gay 😍 @TwippingVanilla Oh fuck I never knew that! @LittleLavvy Honestly I'm worried about the exact same thing happening to me if I ever get to go :/ *sympathetic hugs* @transfilmtheory wow gay~ @Calliethulhu They look cuter and way more pleasing to me I dunno 🤷 @Calliethulhu Hot take but I never much cared for the art style of the original series. The redesigns for both Sun & Moon and this remake look much more pleasing to the eyes imo @MaterClaritas I know that feeling well :/ @MaterClaritas Don't need a vagina to be filled with cock~ @little_lizzie22 Just uncommon in the states is all @nyaakat CLACKY CLACKY CLACKY :333 (mine is toooooo~) @nyaakat I can show you when I visit lol @nyaakat dfgjdksgfdsjkgdsfgajj f-fair >/////< "@EmilyVivant Okay. That helps to hear, honestly. Mine wasn't as bad, but I hope yours finishes healing soon! A year is way too long! :/" @nyaakat *huffs* FINE >/////> @nyaakat I mean there are other holes it can be in! >////> "@nyaakat I mean I think uncut looks way better, yeah >.>" @nyaakat SEE THIS IS WHY I NEED TO VISIT THE UK @LambChopInPamps often @FrigidElfChild a ZOOMER wants to call? I thought they were cool! "@vexwerewolf Like look, this is very horny and she's very pretty but this is a really weird fucking card to include titillation in. Magic has gotten so much better since then." @mode_view omg that would sting so much lol @PhyrexianThot The guy in charge of how the rules are specifically worded just had an aneurysm @FaithNaff oh no D: what an asshole @displaced_ATX So pretty!! 😍 "@RipleyStorm @MavenOfMayhem This is what I mean when I say people love you, hon 💕" Like yeah I still have my mouth and I can have fun with cuties that way but I've already had the experience of having lewd sexy fun with a cutie where my vag was a no fly zone and it wasn't great! This isn't the fun kind of chastity! D:< Someone mentioned they had a similar complication and it's taken over a YEAR to heal and still isn't fully heeled and omg I'm annoyed to say the least D: "@RipleyStorm As I mentioned in a text, I'm really proud of you, babe 💕" "@EmilyVivant But like, at least the healing IS happening, right? Like it looks better than it did a year ago? Or even a few months ago?" @EmilyVivant Fucking hell... That actually doesn't surprise me too much but fuck that's depressing "@APrivateRobin Yeah I sent you a recent pic. That red area at the bottom of my vag? That's what I'm talking about. There's like a flap of skin that used to be stitched to that redness and now needs to reseal back onto the edge. Might not be a fistula, but yeah" @OzmaRacc Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory @APrivateRobin Though I can't recall if I showed you recent pictures or not? This complication didn't start until Janurary. "@APrivateRobin Wait a second, you've seen pictures lol" "@APrivateRobin Might be! I refuse to Google such a thing tho as I'm very squeamish. It is getting less and less pleasant as nerves are waking up, yeah, but it's not as bad as it sounds. Just something that happens sometimes post-vaginoplasty." "But yeah a verbal description is all anyone's gonna get publicly because the transphobes who love to tell me my vagina isn't real would kill to have a photo of this really minor, perfectly normal complication." "But like the road is IN the tunnel, just not outside the tunnel. Fuck maybe this isn't so succinct of a description lol" "@transscribe ""Daughter of Eve"" like she lives in goddamn Narnia" Oh also I guess imagine that the road ends right where the tunnel does? If you imagine the road continuing past the entrance of the tunnel the metaphor kinda breaks down lol "It's not just the road in this analogy, but like a bit of road and some of the tunnel wall on the left, but that describes it more or less perfectly. It's relatively common among vaginoplasties and nothing to worry about. It'll heal just fine. But it sure makes dilation fun x.x" "Oh hey did I ever share on here that I found a really succinct way to describe this thing? Imagine a tunnel on a road, and at the entrance of the tunnel, some of the road pavement has pealed up from the ground beneath it. I need the road to re-seal back to the ground." "@AllieStray Yeah it's really hard to know what to call it. Nothing fully describes it, and I don't want to get too graphic." @OzmaRacc aaaaa nooooooo fuck D: "@FMGhost09 No that's a fair assumption, it's cool 💕" "@futanarchy I mean I am always in favor of making things as furry as possible, so," "@FMGhost09 Yeah the perineum, but people often make jokes about how silly that word sounds almost every time I talk about it so I avoided saying it this time lol" @AliKat309 @futanarchy Evidence seems to suggest you might be onto something here @mode_view GODDESS I wish~ "If this split/separation/whatever between my vag and butthole doesn't heal up soon I'm gonna be real mad because we have a LOT of cuties visiting in the warmer months and I need this thing ready for showtime, you know???" @StebMcDreb hi do you know where i can find some cock to fill me? @NeurologNyx @futanarchy Gosh this look is so cute!! @MsNatalieGirl so generous 😍 @anarchopupgirl whomst among us tho which weirdly makes me feel like i need to be filled with cock for some reason 🤔 i am filled with much gay "@anarchopupgirl Nah, you're awesome!" @MsNatalieGirl 👀👀👀 @ArtyMaus Awwwww that's the sweetest/hottest/funniest/gayest thing anyone's ever said to me thank you! 💕 And gosh I'd love that >/////> @caraesten We'd love to have you! 💕 @FaithNaff I hope you feel better soon 💕💕💕 @anarchopupgirl Hate to do the parasocial thing but I'll just honest: I'm mad jelly @caraesten Omg you're in Colorado again? The ranch is pretty far from Denver but we gotta hang out sometime! And yeah Denver is a gorgeous city @Chopin_42 But you! @CookieCyboid Oh h*ck anal hook sounds fun 👀 "@CookieCyboid An inspiration, truly 💕" "@Summer_C_Ash I think you're really, really pretty 💕💕💕" @Chopin_42 g*sh >////> "@FaithNaff You see pictures through dysphoria, though. But I know nothing can really help with that right now. Sorry 💕" @blaze_casual eeeeee me too!!!! @Summer_C_Ash h*ck >/////> "@StebMcDreb UR ON, CUTIE!" @FaithNaff Dysphoria lies :/ @blaze_casual SO incredibly gay~ I'll have to show you in person once we're moved into the new place~ 😘 "@JenApparently @mx_stitchie The Chrome version is the only one that ""works"" now, unfortunately." @StebMcDreb OH YEAH? WELL I WANNA SMOOCH UR HOT SEXY FACE @StebMcDreb BUT UR SO CUTE @LeafTilde 😘💕 @LeafTilde UR fabulous so there! D:< @blaze_casual btw ur hot 😘 @ZoeVermilion hjgkdfjgjfdk >////> THE NUMBER OF DROP DEAD GORGEOUS CUTIES LIKING THESE TWEETS IS TOO DAMN HIGH THIS IS BULLYING @AngryGayRobot Well I guess you'll have to show me sometime~ 😘 "Like, seriously??? You're just... THAT and like... you think I'm??? but??? and??? what???" "My perception of my attractiveness is real weird because like, most of the time I'm blessed with feeling like I look pretty good in the mirror! Like I can see that I'm attractive. But then unbelievably gorgeous cuties will think I'm cute and I'm like ""LITERALLY HOW????""" @futanarchy That smile at the end is just 😍 @AngryGayRobot Roadtripping across Canada or sucking uncut dick? :P @ComicsByXan Weird I never got that reaction and I was uncircumcised too! @RanatokiParalax 🍆👅👀 @Chug_Wife And I haven't sucked your dick! D:< D:< D:< You're probably gonna be my first honestly :3 @RanatokiParalax 👀👀👀 @Summer_C_Ash I think it'll be enough 💕 @blaze_casual Gosh I gotta get me some! D:< @LeafTilde As a former foreskin haver: TRUTH "@Summer_C_Ash If necessary they can add more skin with a graft, but being uncircumcised is by no means a requirement." "@AngryGayRobot I REALLY do, you're right~" @destroyed4com4t IT'S SUCH A TRAVESTY @AngryGayRobot 😘💕 @waitworry My dick's a vagina now! D: D: D: "@Hella_Hilda @Notactuallysmol Like obviously there are exceptions (I was one of them!), and I do think the whole ""circumcising as a given"" thing is losing popularity, but yeah it's overwhelmingly a sea of cut dicks." "@AngryGayRobot listen, ur cute" Fucking MINE was uncut but that doesn't help me! D: "Being an American queer is weird because like, I've sucked a LOT of dick but I've yet to suck an uncut one" @LilFluffClouds sploosh~ @AngryGayRobot https://t.co/u4pkalTzLO "@little_lizzie22 (He startled Santa by yelling at him, causing him to slip and fall off hiss roof :P)" "anyway do you think Samantha Bee is like, proud of herself for being at the forefront of the ""Let's forgive Glenn Beck"" movement? I gave up on her show ages ago because she's about as far left as The Daily Show is, so I dunno, maybe she doesn't like Bernie either?" "@little_lizzie22 Santa's business card, which includes the actual Santa Clause in fine print, says ""If anything should happen to me, put on the suit, the reindeer will know what to do"" It's unclear but I've always assumed the putting on of the suit begin the changes." "@little_lizzie22 Nah, only if you put on the suit afterwards. Sort of like how YOU don't need to stab Davy Jones' heart to become the new Davy Jones, you just need to be holding the knife that does it. There are workarounds." We cannot allow Glenn Beck's Santa Clause curse to complete He would NOT make a good Santa we MUST stop this THEY ARE BOTH MY SPECIAL BOY I CANNOT CHOOSE Really hoping my kitties Binx and Archimedes don't ever find out that I call them both my special boy @SuchApple Real talk I don't think I could pull off a cosplay of her but I feel such a compulsion to try to tackle that hair "Tasteful yet powerfully femme exposed midriff and thigh, gloves that just... keep going forever. She could moonlight as a dominatrix and not have to change uhhhhh anything? Anyway I'm rather gay" "I was fucking 11 or 12 and going ""Yeah the redhead with the impossible hair that can step on me, that one please"" fucking adorable" People saying this new remake of Pokemon The First Movie looks terrible have NO TASTE Jessie was my first cartoon crush and goddamn was I such an obvious lesbian "@Summer_C_Ash I mean I guess I'm biased, but I agree with Trump that Bernie is the only one who can beat him. The people on both the right and left that think Bernie is the least likely to beat him make no sense to me." "@HaileyAdamsXXX @Summer_C_Ash I've never worn contacts, but yeah that describes it perfectly." "@MadelineIsTrans lol I misread your initial reply, but yeah hopefully soon" @PrissyOrcGF also goals @PrissyOrcGF hashtag b!mbo life @MadelineIsTrans I'm at 3 months so that's promising! My girlfriend said it took her about 6 months to get all the feeling back and I hope it won't be that long x.x "@Summer_C_Ash Kinda! This might be the closest I get to feeling phantom limb/dick but it's not like I feel like my dick specifically should be there and needs adjusting, just... a vague tightness I sometimes feel compelled to adjust. It's weird." "@NotYourIngenue A little bit, that's true, but it's nothing on the scale of having a dick, lol." "@Kirsten_Tiger I guess it's just getting used to the fact that the whole thing is just a tighter package now? Like before, tightness was a sign something went wrong lol" Omg if Bernie wins the election I would pay good money to see this guy's reaction Sometimes I get this mild sensation that I need to adjust my junk until I remember I have a vulva now and the options for adjusting are basically nonexistent lol @Mokiawa good morning g-gosh >////> @liddytronic my head hurts "Not that this should be the main metric to go by, but Trump himself has said he thinks Bernie is the only would who might have a chance at beating him, but go on, continue tactically supporting us, that's a great idea lol" @CaseyExplosion I mean Hbomb DID tell me I was going to play it so I probably should 🤔🤔🤔 One of the weirder changes I've experienced from HRT is I get hives sometimes. That's directly from my mom and I think it's stress-related. Dunno how or why testosterone was able to keep that at bay for so long lol "@FaithNaff I'm only 2 years and 8 months in, but I've heard small changes can kinda never stop? Like when I started HRT, thinking ahead to now I would've thought I was about done, but I keep hearing that's not always the case, so I'm not as depressed as I worried I would be." @Summer_C_Ash Very apt typo~ 😘 @Summer_C_Ash OH yes I was subtweeting two cuties who ended up replying hehehe :3c @quatoria RIGHT??? God you look amazing! I've been noticing this about my body too. We just keep getting hotter!!! 😍😍😍 "Just existing well outside the boarders of heteronormativity. Like, hey, maybe we'll cuddle, maybe make out, I might suck your dick, or maybe we just hang out. Just very chill and fun and sexy. It's wonderful." "Even though it's years into my transition so you'd think I'd be used to it by now, it's still a wild kind of whiplash to go from feeling completely unfuckable pre-transition to basically every cute friend I have being DTF. Queer life is best life 🥰" @AngryGayRobot Guess I have another friend to add to my eventual Great Canadian Cutie Roadtrip :3 @AngryGayRobot Oh hey hello one of two cuties I was subtweeting~ 😘 @NewGenderWhoDis Next time I'm in town I think I'll have to~ 😘 @NewGenderWhoDis (Of course I'm subtweting you!!!) (And at least one other cutie but still!) hmmmm I think today's gonna be a horny day 🤔 "distance is so homophobic because so often on here I'm like ""GODDESS I wanna bury my face in that girldick"" but said girldick is like 1,000 miles away wtf is that shit D:<" "@quatoria I totally get it. It's really nice to be attractive, even if you find out from people you'd rather not >.>" @PrissyOrcGF THE BEST KIND "Toys, toys~, Magic, and transitioning/being trans" "Current media tab preview on my profile is like, the perfect cross section of this account lol https://t.co/6eIYuM2MKD" @CaseyExplosion Bump for important moo reasons~ "@queerchangeling you really are, gosh 😍😍😍" "@NewGenderWhoDis gosh, absolutely famished~" "@emarl_ There's a lot of weird overlap between gender and sexuality when you get to the finer details of talking about it. I know cishets find that confusing, but you'd think a queer like the one I'm QTing would understand that." "Assuming the 93 in his name is the year he was born, he's the same age as my little brother. Wanna give this bootlicker a MUCH-deserved noogie." "The way my trans siblings are getting their rights stripped away while fellow queers like you cheer them on pisses me off, but that's not as popular with bigots, so I don't get as many boots to lick as you do." @gwen_macchione Gosh thank you 💕 @tsukiyomiswitch Congrats! 💕 @sidhra Thank you 💕💕💕💕 @AngryGayRobot True 🤔 @msmaddiecakes But yeah overall there's nothing really to adjust @msmaddiecakes It doesn't itch less because of that I don't think? Not sure why it would? Like any skin it needs to itch regularly to shed old skin. My labia sticks to my thighs like my balls used to lol @rougeforever Thank you! 💕💕💕💕💕 @Summer_C_Ash 😘💕💕💕 @NikiMarieDawn Thank you!! 💕💕💕 @_TerriEllen Thank you 💕💕💕 @rubiksgal Omg you're so pretty! Thank you! 💕💕💕 @msmaddiecakes @YourBoswell Yeah removing your balls often results in a second round of changes @msmaddiecakes I lost 30 pounds + a lot of redistribution @Chug_Wife I mean taking injections every other week is a valid schedule @MaddieTrashCat imma breakfast factory :3 @LittleLavvy *hugs tight* :/ 💕 Queer sex is good for the soul 🥰 @Calliethulhu goddess I wish that were me @undeadmooncat well gosh are you implying I was subtweeting you? because you're right >:3c "Cannot wait until we're moved and settled and I'm all healed so I can start inviting cuties over and unwind with some queer as hell sex, you know?" @undeadmooncat omg yay! :333 @undeadmooncat You're so fucking cute! Wanna smooch you when you visit if that's okay 🥰 @mspowahs That's a really wonderful way to think about it 💕 @StebMcDreb Holy shit congrats! HOW IS IT EVEN ITCHING THE NERVES AREN'T EVEN AWAKE imagine your crotch itches and you go to scratch it AND SCRATCHING IT DOESN'T DO SHIT Tired: I can't wait until all the nerves wake up in my vulva so I can masturbate properly Inspired: I can't wait until all the nerves wake up in my vulva so I can FUCKING SCRATCH IT WHEN IT ITCHES GODDAMMIT @LambChopInPamps WAIT HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE @HaileyAdamsXXX You're so unbelievably pretty omg 😍 @HaileyAdamsXXX Holy shit what a glowup!!! That's incredible!! All your hair grew back omg! "@HaileyAdamsXXX No, I haven't!" @MxChaoticGood VERY good for cuddles :3 @HaileyAdamsXXX Gosh I guess we'll just have to meet up sometime then! :3c @HaileyAdamsXXX GODDESS YES @HaileyAdamsXXX god i feel this so hard x.x maybe we can take turns breeding each other? >.> Hot take but this meme is still hilarious "@blaze_casual It's been about that long for me too... This was honestly inspirational, thank you 💕" @blaze_casual @aaric_aardwolf OMG THIS IS SO GOOD I love the colors and the lighting and the character and GOSH! "@FeoUltima I should really go back & catch up on the episodes I missed. I fell out of watching regularly in I think the fifth season? And I knew about this pairing in the finale but reading this thread seriously made me tear up I know these are old tweets, but thank you for writing this 💕" And my post-GRS changes are just beginning??? dude i'm a curvy sexy woman when did this happen "@tiger Alright if I figure out how to go back in time to tell myself to take better before pics, I'll stop off at that one night at group you were there and tell you too 💕" @Chug_Wife That'd be cute fursona "@MetalPirateGurl It really wasn't that bad, not to make excuses for them. But yeah it's kind of ridiculous." @YourBoswell RIGHT??? God I can hardly believe it! And hell the extra changes I'm gonna experience post-GRS have only just begun! "Look at that extremely manly belly and how it's not at ALL masculine anymore! Fuck HRT is magic! Like that before pic still sucks but it's not nothing! Thanks, past me!" "Oh, uh, that's June 14 2017 (right before I took my first HRT dose) vs today (tonight) February 28 2020" Being super vulnerable posting that much of my curvy body on main BUT I HAD TO SHARE "Here's a more updated and censored version LOOK HOW MUCH THICCER MY HIPS LOOK NOW, Y'ALL LIKE OMG I MIGHT CRY https://t.co/sQGXJgW0Nb" "@msmaddiecakes A year and four months, but I'm about to post a more updated comparison in just a sec" MY NIPPLES USED TO BE SO TINY HAHAHA OH LOL so apparently I MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE THAT PHOTO because of my hard drive crash last year! I think I posted it once on this account but not idea what string of words to search for to find it... @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu Like it totally makes sense looking back. Dysphoria's a bitch. But can't I just have a time machine for this one mission? D:< "@Calliethulhu I remember feeling almost ashamed for some reason? It was probably dysphoria, but god I could really use some more helpful pics from then. It would really help." STILL WANT MY DILDO THO D:< "Started to feel better about this when I realized that like, people go on vacations. If I was on vacation for a couple weeks and they tried to deliver a package, the result would be exactly the same. It's not like that never happens." "Hasbro: Hey these toys that were designed for completely different characters and had to squeeze in combiner limb modes are fine, right? Me, having been collecting these since 2006 and in most cases have already replaced all those characters with Masterpieces: How DARE you." "Oh yeah there was a CW Trailbreaker, wasn't there? I was so insulted by the CW retools I erased them from my memory, lol. As far as I'm concerned the last honest attempt we got at him was in 2013 and it was AWFUL. I get that he's based on the IDW version but that version sucks! https://t.co/CaGYQJ04oS" My butt and thighs? Probably bigger! But I was already kinda thicc so who the fuck knows lol "Hey past me taking ""before"" pics of yourself on the day you started HRT: Maybe take more than a single blurry topless mirror photo from the front? Just a thought. Yours, You from the future who has no idea how much she's changed in certain areas" @CelticAnarchy (@NSalamanderFW 😘) "@DevourerRose I actually found the spoons to shave a bit and post a picture to my AD 👀 (I, uh, I don't know how to send lewds to people >.>)" "@TheEpicDewback Well I wouldn't mind if the screw was glued back in as long as it was cleanly done. Dunno what a fair price is for that, but once you find the head we can hash it out in DMs 💕" @TheEpicDewback I mean I might be interested depending on how much you wanted to get for it. But I'd still need to eventually track down another Optimus version since Nemesis is another character as far as my collection is concerned. @LupinChaos @LambChopInPamps It's just how my heart is wired 💕 @TheEpicDewback I need to track down MP-10 again! I sold mine for some quick cash a couple years ago thinking MP-44 would be a worth upgrade and like... no so much imo. "@futanarchy Hell yeah, congrats!" @TheEpicDewback lol I was impressed by exactly none of the 1984 CW characters. I went from Classics to Masterpiece before the Prime Wars trilogy ever began. But there's no MP Trailbreaker! And the last Deluxe we got of him was a fucking joke lol @TunaBeeElves @squidlarkin @goldfischegirl Cute AND gorgeous so there! @TunaBeeElves We're both just gonna have to make up for lost time 😤 "@LambChopInPamps I dunno if you're polyam, but I've already found loves of my life and the idea of someone asking me to leave them for them is extremely dark and toxic. Like sure it'd be a shame because I'd love this person as per the parameters of the question, but I couldn't ever do that." "@kosherPQ Thank you, but that's easier said than done." @Chug_Wife It was easily over a decade ago so I'd be shocked if it was lol It's so fucking ironic because my body hair is sparse and soft like any cis woman would have AND YET "And I know a lot of my followers on my AD won't mind, but it's hard to really believe that and I don't need to give the assholes who think I'm a man more ammunition, you know?" "I'm not like, overly hairy, and the only body hair that makes me dysphoric is my facial hair so that's nice. But then whenever I want to take specific kinds of lewd pics I'm always like ""Oh yeah... that takes a lot of prep, ugh""" "@Chug_Wife I just remember back in the day she would only ever do scenes with her boyfriend. Calico dick, as 4ch*n called him." @Chug_Wife Did she end up marrying that guy with the birthmark on his dick? That's burned into my memory for some reason. @all_hussy I've noticed this about myself as well and that's a REALLY good point 🤔 Oh h*ck I haven't been paying super close attention to MtG announcements so this is my first time seeing this fucking gorgeous art. I like Vivien quite a bit so I'm kinda hype! https://t.co/4hT93EToHi @FakeEstrusFlask @SweetHangerine Wasn't Landfall absent in Battle or was it just so underpowered I ignored it? @FaithNaff A few months ago a close friend told me she was pregnant and I was so happy for her but I'm glad she texted me about it because I immediately started crying... "@FrillyHyena I think Eldraine was them going ""Here, this one's for you, Lorwyn fans"" (But yeah I wanna go back there too)" @TheNDqueerelf CANNOT wait to try it out and film it for everyone on my AD :3 @TheNDqueerelf I picked it because uhhhhhh I need to feel that knot inside me 👀 Innistrad was RIGHT before my time but that'd be a close second choice. But geez no one talks about that time we returned there do they? "And now I'm realizing the only new plane I've really loved since I started playing was Ixalan (literally my dream, top-most-wanted plane of dinosaurs and pirates). Now I'm a little sad lol" @IikeClockwork lol every time they try to do the artifact plane something goes horribly wrong "I wanna be compleated, dammit! D:<" "I swear Mythic Spoiler used to list an upcoming Phyrexia/Mirrodin set but now it says the next return set is gonna be a Zenikar one And I love me some Zendikar, but did I dream the Phyrexia return? I started playing MtG right before Return to Ravnica so I've never been there!" @nyaakat *needy moaning* 💦💦💦 @nyaakat hi do u kno anyone who can breed me "@DesDReac I suppose so. I just meant simply being born assigned the wrong gender comes with a bit of regret for most trans people, but you're right that I said/implied all trans people. It's just most." "real ""goddess i need to be bred"" hours" @dirtydee_racoon @joncrescentAD H*CK we're gonna have fun when we meet up >w> @dirtydee_racoon hhfhgfhg god plz 💦 "@dirtydee_racoon @joncrescentAD I'll be honest, eating ass was the first thought I had when I saw this pic 👀" @dirtydee_racoon lucky girl 😍😍😍 "@sovietblobfish @dronkus23 Yeah but like,,, the ducks are mighty" "@PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss What? I'm locked up too, it's nice *giggles* :3" "@apunkdog Mine is coming from Twin Tail Creations, but you saying that makes me feel better all the same, thank you." @PwtyPrncss @PrissyOrcGF Good! :3c @Gendervoid_Punk RIGHT??? @Shoggoth_Lord Hehehe all my kitties are SUPER into it "Actually that's assuming they drop it off when no one's home, and they might require someone be there because of how pricey it is. I don't want them to send it back! These are made to order! 😭😭😭" "This color is called ""frost dragon""! Which is apt because it's going to be sitting in a box outside for AT LEAST a few days 🙃 https://t.co/pDj02UDIzt" @zoiedt I definitely agree with that. The thought of becoming an old man terrified me WAY more than becoming an old woman. And so yeah this definitely means my new dildo will be delivered to an empty house lol. BUT no one lives there so it'll probably just be waiting for me! ...I hope x.x "@jemmapf Thank honestly really helps to hear, thank you 😭💕" "So the move will be in March! Hopefully early March, but March. Everything should just about be in place. *screams into pillow*" All the stressing we've been doing about the mortgage company being completely incompetent was for nothing because the seller of the house we're buying wasn't even ready until now 🙃🙃🙃 @SweetBeans99 I hope so too holy shit :/ @CatkinsLap Y'all are so cute omg!!! 💕💕💕 @LittleLavvy oh gosh 😍😍😍 "@Chug_Wife I mean I might be a bit biased, but it rocks pretty hard" "@transfilmtheory girls are just... wow, you know?" "@DysphoriaQueen goddess, constantly" @NewGenderWhoDis I don't think it ever stops :/ @ExistentialEnso @DevourerRose Huge same :/ "@DevourerRose I mean that definitely helps, and if I'm being honest I wouldn't be surprised if I had another 20 years of feeling like I was pretty, but there are always those lost years of what if..." "We all have pronouns. Hell even when you're misgendering us you're using pronouns! We just talk about them a lot and put them in our bios because misgendering a thing that hurts. You're not REQUIRED to respect that, but abandoning the concept of pronouns is a bit far, isn't it?" "There aren't many greater ""picking up my toys and going home"" moves than when a transphobe insists they don't have pronouns. Like the entire concept of having pronouns at all needs to be razed to the ground because *GASP* the TRANSES are using them!!!" @acvalens I love that shirt! @FaithNaff (Oh gosh thanks for the followback!) (...I thought we were already mutuals lol) "@Sekhet_Bast_Ra That really helps to hear, and does align with what I've observed from other transfemmes and my own transition so far. Thank you 💕💕💕" "@viragoergosum I think that's the canon explanation, but I prefer my fanon explanation lol" "@TheCatMom @callielewds Mind control, corruption, latex/rubber implication Just general drone kink stuff" @ExistentialEnso Suddenly flashing back to that Austin Powers bit "@AnaMardoll 3 of our 5 kitties have learned that dog food, despite being much larger and harder to eat, tastes okay and is SLIGHTLY easier to get to (kitchen rather than dining area). We have to shoo them away... so often... Their food is like 5 feet away..." "@TheCatMom @callielewds Extremely, yes" I love my followers so much lol 💕 "Me last night, briefly: Do I REALLY want to tweet this? Might be TMI even more me... 18 hours and over 200 likes later:" @BugbearPancakes @Sarahthelizard @RiotGrrrlJemma Well then we'll just have to have a cuddle pile when you visit! :3 "@FroyoBaggins Oh same for sure! I feel like I'm finally alive. I just worry about that eventual day when I feel like I'm no longer attractive and how that'll end up being far less years lived as pretty than had I transitioned sooner. Can't dwell on it for too long, but I think about it." "@squidlarkin Sometimes, I suppose. A lot of girls I crush on are in their 20's, but I chalk that up to not feeling like I should be in my 30's. Can't think of a single person who's replied to this thread that I don't find attractive, though, whether or not everyone counts as ""older""" @RiotGrrrlJemma @BugbearPancakes @Sarahthelizard WANNA CUDDLE U SO MUCH @BugbearPancakes @Sarahthelizard @RiotGrrrlJemma omg that sounds so fun! @Sarahthelizard @RiotGrrrlJemma @BugbearPancakes Orgies are more fun anyway~ "@DragonDaddy13 @MateDoom Oof, I'm sorry. WfC has been my favorite era in TF collecting, immediately following my last favorite era" Read my girlfriend's smut! :3 @DeciusNero Doesn't it though??? "@StillYourGhost Transitioning is like planting a tree. Best time to do it is ten years ago, second best time is right now." @nyaakat @LilFluffClouds wtf im also in this crowd what are the odds @NewGenderWhoDis extremely 😍 @Demi_theynd I'm here for moral support if you ever need it 💕💕💕 "@Demi_theynd I wasn't able to start HRT until 3 weeks after I turned 30. I wanted to beat that deadline so badly. For what it's worth, 30 is the best decade, and feminizing HRT very often shaves off a decade from your appearance. It might not be ideal, but it'll be better than you think 💕" "@Chug_Wife *not JUST puberty, rather" "@SweetBeans99 Despite my thread I do feel that my 30's has been my best decade, and I don't think it's just because I finally got to transition. I have a feeling I'll say that about my 40's, and my 50's, etc." "@Chug_Wife Both of us deserve to have avoided T puberties, but I'm just saying there might have still been regret even if we got that wish." "@Chug_Wife Like it's not puberty. The social transition matters too. I remember thinking getting my first game console at age 11 was SUPER OLD and now that doesn't matter, but when you're living it as a kid, years are eons." @Chug_Wife You don't know that. I wish my body hadn't been fucked over by a T puberty either but at least if I transitioned in my early 20's my hips might've had a shot at widening still. Yet I meet someone like you where you're just as sad as I am. Plus like I said I was half kidding. "@Chug_Wife There is always, always, always someone who transitioned exactly at the age you wish you did who wishes they did it sooner." @Chug_Wife I actually make this assumption because of meeting people like you. "Like I haven't asked her and I don't want to assume, but I feel like that has to be the case, right? Being trans kind of comes with a level of regret built in by definition." "I know someone who's parents were fucking rockstars and figured out she was trans when she was a kid. She never experienced a testosterone-based puberty, had a vaginoplasty at like 21, and passes like you wouldn't believe. And I bet she still wishes she transitioned sooner." @PrissyOrcGF @isthatyourmain At least my aging anxieties get to be a Haunter Haunter is fucking rad "I'm like half joking here, and even if that was the case, those anxieties would be 100% valid, but I feel like there could be a lesson here." "Evidence seems to suggest even if we built a world where not a single trans person has to experience the wrong puberty and everyone gets started on blockers/HRT asap, we'd still have a community of people saying stuff like ""If only I could've started when I was 4 instead of 7!""" @TheNDqueerelf That's such a perfect way to word it omg "@PrissyOrcGF Yeah, my 20's were a blur of dysphoria and misery. Imagining what could have been is something I do often :/ *hugs*" "@SweetBeans99 I know abstractly you're right, and I see trans people in their early 20's say that too, and they're not ""wrong"" for thinking that but I cannot wrap my head around that. Your 20's is where it all starts. BEFORE it all starts, really. But I get what you're saying." "@Chug_Wife One of my favorite upgrades from HRT is that melting sensation tbh I've heard from other transfemmes that that's not necessarily something HRT brings for everyone (some of them felt it before that), but for me that rewiring was what I needed." Like it's beyond fucked up how much middle aged women are devalued in our society. Hopefully that goes without saying. But realizing you're a woman when you're just a few short years away from that is just... a lot sometimes. "@TheNDqueerelf The unimaginable slutty escapades I would've gotten into for that ENTIRE decade, I swear lol I mean I'm doing that now and it's great, but imagine that head start lol" """Transitioning is just like second puberty!"" yeah expect you're often way older and that really matters sometimes" "@TheAshenCouncil I OFTEN pass for someone in their 20's as well but yeah, that can't last forever :/" "@TheNDqueerelf I agree, actually. Feminizing HRT has a de-aging affect of sorts. And yeah I'm making the most out of it too lol" Would have been nice to live my 20's as a woman. "I have a lot of friends who are DTF and who think I'm attractive and those exact friends will probably continue to think I'm attractive as we all age but I dunno, I just know eventually I'll become kind of invisible and I'm not sure what to do with that anxiety sometimes." Any other trans women who transitioned in their 30's constantly haunted by the specter of middle age inching closer and closer and wracked with the anxiety that what little beauty they have will last a few years at best? M-me either >.> @nyaakat well H*CK sounds fun 💕 Still would love a Masterpiece Trailbreaker. Dunno if it's a licensing issue or not that's made it take so long? @nyaakat oh really 👀👀👀 FINALLY a Trailbreaker that actually LOOKS DECENT I've been collecting Generations since 2006. This is a momentous occasion. https://t.co/rXeAnxuWT7 @emuchaton this is so hateful against musksluts smdh "@FakeEstrusFlask @Esper_Lily I headcanon they're ghosts and nothing within the actual movie that I can recall discredits that theory. Sith's last hope was destroyed, the spell was broken, happily ever after. I'm not interested in having a lot back and forth about this." @MrsStephinMerit @Esper_Lily Please stop talking about this in my mention god @Sona_Sonara @emuchaton Are you saying you've got to *DUN DUN* run away? @MrsStephinMerit @Esper_Lily I'd like to stop talking about this @Esper_Lily I'd like to stop talking about this if that's at all possible. @Esper_Lily I'm not talking about the second Death Star being operational. I'm not sure why you keep talking about it? I'm talking about it EXISTING AT ALL. @BugbearPancakes gosh 😍😍😍 I guess... Monday could work too... fuck I just wanna knooooooow Waiting to hear back on if maybe the closing on the house can be today and I'm just sick with stress x.x @crazylittlebee1 IT MAKES ME WANNA FART @Esper_Lily I mean I know we were both kids when we first saw ROTJ but... do I even need to say it? :P @crazylittlebee1 Thank you for inserting that theme song into my head lol NA NA NANANA "@Esper_Lily And yeah, I'd say a galaxy-spanning empire having the resources to build and man a Sith fleet doesn't surprise me that much either :P Look TROS is a MUCH weaker film than ROTJ, to a really confusing degree, but for me in the moment is was just classic Star Wars." "@BugbearPancakes Oh gosh you're right, I should! And I guess it's only fair if I offer the same if you're ever in southern Colorado~ 😘💕" "@Esper_Lily Yeah but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous. People didn't much care for TROS opening with ""The Emperor is alive"" now did they?" @Esper_Lily No the reveal was they made and staffed a fucking second Death Star in record time lol @BugbearPancakes oh h*ck nice butt 😍 "@Esper_Lily That really sucks, I'm sorry" @Esper_Lily Makes as much sense as the second Death Star to me. Ridiculous villain reveals is a hallmark of this series. "@dour @EvelynBrynn The skin knows to become internal, mucus-y inner vag skin, plus the prostate can still make fluid." "@Esper_Lily A good fantasy movie doesn't need to bend over backwards to answer questions like ""Who manning the Sith fleet"" Who CARES? The Empire/First Order has endless troops, it's kinda their thing. Getting so lost in the how distracts from the overall feel of the story imo." "@Esper_Lily I mean I think it makes plenty sense, it's just a lot less interesting and way too literal." "@MaelJade_ It's not clear if Snoke was a clone, but even if he was, the ones that were present weren't fully done cooking so to speak and there's no reason to assume the crowd was filled with a bunch of Snokes" @MaelJade_ We saw a bunch of Snoke clones in vats but I don't remember any Palpatine clones Omg I thought it was only a domesticated cat thing! My kitty Archimedes has such a big one that wobbles when he runs lol "@ComradCapacitor The same reason they program any chatbot to default to some variation of ""That's impossible because you're a human and I'm a machine,"" it's a funny way to deflect. I'm not saying it can't possibly be a real person, but it's a weird, very robot-y kind of response." @ComradCapacitor Really? Sounds like a tired old chatbot or Siri response to flirting. "@ComradCapacitor Yeah, it's definitely a bunch of bots https://t.co/4Vb8erJ7MK" "Just makes more sense to me that it would be ghosts rather than actual living people/aliens just like, chilling. Forever. As for who built the Sith fleet: I literally cannot care less, who the hell built the second Death Star in like 2 years?" "The weird thing was even on the big screen, literally the biggest I'll ever be able to see it on, I was squinting HARD to try and see if they were people, a bunch of statues, a huge mural, or what." "I thought the crowd was just a sea of statues representing every Sith that's ever lived. Not truly alive, but haunted with the voices of the dark side. Dunno if that's what actually was happening but I like my version better. But as the comments said, the crowd was destroyed too" "@The_Blue_Sonja @jesstheunstill @EvelynBrynn At a certain point all vaginas discharge a bit, but yeah 6 months is on the long side for needing to wear pads. Fuck I hope I can be rid of these things in a month :/" @LunaFoxxe @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh 😍 @TheGayChingy detecting large amounts of homo @TrexPushups Gosh I hope so! @TheGayChingy we thought you knew @ayyy_vuh Seems like the only solution is to become a girl 🤔 I mean you'll get even gayer but at least you won't mind 🥰 How dare The Hard Times call me out like this @futanarchy deeply cursed @Chug_Wife picturing Bernie sharpening a knife @Chug_Wife gotta yeet those nuts @Q3w3e3 Good question 🤔 @LittleLavvy YES @Q3w3e3 Well? "@jesstheunstill Not that you're incapable of doing ANY exercise or anything, but just pace yourself and make sure you go over this stuff with your doctor/surgeon." @jesstheunstill Yeah the scary thing with walks are if you run out of energy before you get home. Happened to my girlfriend when she thought she was healed enough for a walk. Energy levels getting up to where they were pre-surgery can take up to a year to fully recharge. @jesstheunstill Dog walking might take much longer to be able to do. Please talk with your doctor about it first. @jesstheunstill Also good luck on your surgery! Excited for you! :3 "@jesstheunstill It varies a ton but I think after 3-ish, maybe 4 weeks you'll be able to carefully do most stuff." "@jesstheunstill I don't drive, but I was riding in cars with my donut pillow after just a few weeks (though I had to be careful getting in and out of the car). Was recommended not to lift stuff over 10 pounds for 12 weeks which I'm thankfully past." @MrsStephinMerit @jesstheunstill @EvelynBrynn No problem! I'm always down to answering questions about my vaginoplasty 💕 "@MrsStephinMerit @jesstheunstill @EvelynBrynn As I said earlier in the thread, I had penile inversion, so no." "@jesstheunstill @EvelynBrynn Constant, but it gets wetter if I get turned on." @coldfiredragon okay but that's really hot gosh >/////< "@EvelynBrynn Everyone I've talked to whose had it has experienced some amount of self-lubrication. Maybe not enough for sex on its own, but it seems to be the rule, not the exception." "Extra blood this morning while dilating. Might be because I need to go back to three times a day, blegh. I'll give it a few more dilations to be sure. Just want to be done, ugh" "@CateSpice Better yet: Tell them AT LEAST one of them is trans, implying it could be way more than just one. That way it's not mob rule against one of them when the majority think they figured it out and agree. All of them get a chance to get scrutinized and harassed." @PrissyOrcGF *taking notes for future arting* @Jaye_The_Gaye @BoringNerdyKate There are states even in America where bottom surgery is covered by Medicaid. @EvelynBrynn Penile inversion 💕 @TheCrisses You don't need a fursona to be a furry @Chug_Wife dat yearn @Chug_Wife One of the reasons I enjoy hearing about the het perspective. Interesting to see such a different experience. @emuchaton boof 🐶 I really do think with the way things are looking my vag will be truly fully healed in about a month. But GOD I'm starting to feel impatient x.x @ThatsSoTrinda Hell yeah https://t.co/JhIHvd7dJf "@IinaOfAstora To be slightly fair, recovery from a vaginoplasty is weirdly a lot less rough than you'd think, but yeah, it's still way too short of a stay." "@pupslutclub Aw, there's nothing to be ashamed of! Kids can be cruel about that stuff but adults don't care if you're a furry." Might've been done with pads by now if there wasn't that stupid separation I had D:< Like I cannot fucking wait until I can just wear underwear by itself and sleep in the nude again. Been halfway diapered for months and not in the fun way D:< "Obviously basically no one gets a choice in the matter, but do not get your vaginoplasty during the hotter months if you can at all avoid it. I'm just getting the slightest taste and oof, I can't imagine." "I dunno if it's because I'm a little sick or folks have been heating the house a bit more but it's been a bit extra sweaty lately around here and LEMME TELL YOU, SWEATY CROTCH + PADS? NOT A FUN TIME I thought getting my surgery in the winter meant I'd avoid this grumble grumble" @PhyrexianThot I can't wait to see you!!! We're gonna have FUUUUUN~ :3c @NewGenderWhoDis (same >.>) @PhyrexianThot You got one of those high end models 😎 "By the time we're moved into the new place and have the guest room set up, we're seriously gonna have visitors every week. SO many people wanna visit the ranch! I'm excited to see them but not excited for the scheduling nightmare lol" "@PhyrexianThot But then again, you went to like, THE place to get a vagina, lol. You'd think their method would be the one to follow?" "@PhyrexianThot I assume when there's a flight involved that HAS to increase the time you need to be near your surgeon/care team (like I hear about people being required to get a hotel for a while after even within the US), but yeah local or not, two days is kinda bonkers." "It might've only been two days actually. I was kind of out of it on pain meds, lol. But regardless of the specifics, I was being rushed out. Like while we were gathering everything up and Mistress was getting the car, some guys came in to repair my bed quickly." "It didn't seem to adversely affect my healing process, and it should be noted that as a local Coloradan it was easier to shoo me out quicker, but reading this I instantly was like ""Yep, I've experienced this firsthand.""" "This is a very good thread that you should read but this right here explains why I stayed at the hospital for a mere two and a half days when I had my vaginoplasty. There was very much a sense of them rushing me out the door, & my non-US friends who got it stayed for like a week." "@LookForSerenity @LackingSaint I mean it talks about Beastars, so pretty furry." @LackingSaint And now you're inventing fursonas for people Wow Beastars really had an effect huh "@Zoe_of_Elyon @LynxSwedish Nope! If you just love the community or the art, you can be a furry too! Hell most of my time being a furry I didn't have a fursona." @Zoe_of_Elyon @LynxSwedish Not really sure how to be any clearer than that lol @Zoe_of_Elyon @LynxSwedish You don't need a fursona to be a furry! @Calliethulhu I can be such an inconsiderate slut smdh "Nearly 7,000 people read these tweets" Lick that stuff up like a good slut 😤 Word of advice: Vag wetness does NOT dry clear do NOT absentmindedly wipe your hands on your pajama top after lightly playing with yourself @HurricaneEris same tbh @QuinntoBean Cute :3c @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis well gosh I know Emma's butt is cute but gosh >/////> @NewGenderWhoDis UR H*CKIN CUTE OKAY @misandryalex Don't need a fursona or a fursuit to be a furry! I mean who DOESN'T have this as their transition goals gosh 😍 https://t.co/Dry1pkGNMe @PhyrexianThot why do they resist c̗̃̔͐o̗̺̮̺̦͐m͔͓͗̋̐p͍͔͔̭̯̽̔̀̇͘ḽ͇͆̊e̙̒͒̂̔̊̂̊͟å̪͒t͚͂͑͂̂ͪ͢i̳̞̓ͨͪ͑ͧͯo͇ͮn̴͒ͭ͗̓ͪ? @RanatokiParalax Excited for you! You got this! 💕💕💕 i've just been alerted to these actual chia pets being released https://t.co/sJzmuq1l3f @transfilmtheory gonna need some rigorous study to be sure @TheNecroPunk Well I didn't know you went by Nat but now that I do I don't think it's weird "@TheNecroPunk But I said Nat :P Nat's name is Nat, not Natalie" @transfilmtheory @emuchaton hell i'm hoping it is @emuchaton hello youtuber3s @TheNecroPunk Why's that? anyway Nat if you ever wanna visit a trans alpaca ranch in colorado hmu "@KeysisPieces Colon is eyes, three is cat mouth" @TheSecretCallie That's wonderful!! 💕💕💕 "she is, as they say, a cutie" look i'm JUST saying i had no idea left at london had such incredible thighs @OtterAlice god I wish that were me @aNerdskull @Nymphomachy Yeah any kind of animal is valid @aNerdskull @Nymphomachy That's true. The fur part is kind of a misnomer @Nymphomachy I happen to be a lizard atm so there 😤 @futanarchy @litterboxhex Omg the expression in their eyes is so cute!!! 💕💕💕 It just kinda involves pulling back on the dilator more than I was previously? Hard to describe but I'm glad I stumbled upon it! "Found a dilation technique that both makes it easier/faster to insert AND hurts the sore/still healing bit on my perineum a lot less, so that's nice" "@CateSpice My reactions, in order: 1. Oh neat! I didn't know you were a LotR extra! 2. Wait I bet a LOT of people in NZ were LotR extras" "@Summer_C_Ash Keep in mind I had a specific complication that you're not necessarily going to have and even if you do, it'll heal in time. Pleasurable sex after a vaginoplasty is the rule, not the exception." THIS IS SO COOL @LittleLavvy Omg is that a jackalope silhouette on the badge? :O @LittleLavvy SO CUTE Even having fantasies about being fucked is hard because my body only knows my vag entrance to be mildly painful D:< "@AnnHertzz Having a fursona isn't a prerequisite to being a furry, neither is having a fursuit." "#ImaTFfan because the robot designs are second to none, there's really no other sci-fi lore out there quite like it, and it's one of the few big franchises where I see myself as a trans person represented. https://t.co/kG2OqXrJKk" @bulbafren @deathpigeon I really like this explanation because it's extremely in-character for Ditto. @nyaakat YESSSS @Kamenspider @SuperTalismanCD @DiemTF @The_Macula @TF_PFoz @Beesbeesbees3 @StabbingBeauty @KiwamiCube @AHMjake @ButBabey @EvoChanger @GrievousL0vebot @AracelleArt @lovehashandgash @MaskedBluey9999 @Aleph_Null_47 @bunchisms @corsecdropout @AJisValid @MaxAnCheez @ARCTIC_ST0RM @fearmylaserface @PrettyOKWriter @gatorbol @SeanWithersDraw @SpiderSorcerer @MarcQuill @Joren_Onirom @transmetal_rat @DomusCaligari @your1sir @rightbackatya4 @VicPerfecto @o0pti @Plastic_Hero_YT @sigma_magnus @wrecknrule18 @sixshot626 YES @CatkinsLap SO CUTE 💕💕💕 @LittleLavvy h*ck yeah! super cute when they do! @Hypnothulhu The dream~ "@NoraQRosa @gemlizard Yes, but it's not like, a distinct community separate from furries. A scaly is a type of furry." @HaileyAdamsXXX Cute!! 😍 @TransgurlTSB By default I don't consider the ability to catch something in the games canon because then by definition even if they wanted to make a truly unique Pokemon they never could. "I think they look neat! I was way off on my ice/electric guess tho, huh?" "@mode_view And hell even Detective Pikachu (the movie at least, haven't played the game) took great pains to tell us that the Mewtwo we see is THAT Mewtwo, the one from the anime/games." "@mode_view I don't consider anything within game mechanics to be able to accurately reflect the canon every time, otherwise the idea of a truly unique Pokemon (even Arceus) would by definition be impossible once any other copy of the game is introduced through trading. So that gets a pass." "@mode_view Okay that makes sense. Cloning another one is fine, I thought you meant like they're insisting Mewtwo is a species now." @Maddiescule This is blowing my mind I didn't know there was such an episode??? @mode_view wait seriously like not even Mewtwo is unique? "how does shiny celebi exist like i get in the games there's the obfuscation of game mechanics not reflecting the canon but like there's only one celebi, right? and we know they're not shiny" I can't go into too much detail but jesus fucking christ the endless slog that is waiting for this mortgage company to actually end this process and let us MOVE is a never ending nightmare. "@gemlizard I'm a Salazzle, myself. The ""fur"" part of ""furry"" is a misnomer." @CatkinsLap OOF. Good luck! Here's my Kool-Aid Man take: He's not real @ScientistCami Super cute! "@PrissyOrcGF @NikatinePrime @elise_dangerous Sure thing, shork~" @okbillybunny That's enough to be a furry if you want to be 💕 @warboss5 It is not. A fursona isn't required. "@elise_dangerous Oh @NikatinePrime's a furry, that's well-established at this point :P" "If you're a right-winger, you better be thanking your lucky stars your selfishness didn't have a higher death toll." "And thank fuck this discussion is happening with a virus whose mortality rate is only 2%! Like, that's still a LOT of deaths, but if we can get healthcare for everyone before a much worse virus hits, that's a goddamn lucky break." "@LynxSwedish There's nothing to earn. If you want it, it's yours 💕" "Even if you want to pretend that the uninsured are just lazy or whatever, they're still sick, still going to work because they have to, still gonna make you sick. There's no right-wing argument that changes that." "Like you can yell about bootstraps and freedom of choice or whatever bullshit talking point you want until you're blue in the face, but the FACT is there are MILLIONS of people that are GOING to make YOU sick. You can either help them, or get sick yourself." "@KinkyFaerieKim Very expensive (usually about a grand), but you don't need one to be a furry. I don't have one!" "Coronavirus being a huge thing that's really hard to fight during a year where medicare for all is a hot button issue is some convenient timing, at least. The fact is, we're making it objectively worse by not letting everyone have healthcare. That's impossible to argue against." Had a minor comment on my thread talking about people who joke about not being furries aren't just furries. I bet they'll think I blocked them because they're not a furry 🙃 "@ClarusPlusPlus Omg it's impossible to ""appropriate"" being a furry. If you want to be one, you're one of us 💕" "The area on my vulva that's taking forever to heal is starting to hurt more as the nerves wake up, blegh. Really hope it'll be done healing soon." "@deathpigeon It's obviously something you have to determine for yourself, but much like how you were wearing skirts before you realized you were trans, I think calling yourself a furry would be a good fit for you. But at the same time, you definitely don't have to be 💕" "@Calliethulhu If ""You can be a furry however YOU want"" doesn't resonate, then yes you are truly not a furry, lol. That makes sense to me, at least a little more than it did 💕" @mode_view @Calliethulhu It's not important at all. Most of my time being a furry I didn't have a fursona. Anyone telling you you need a fursona to be a furry is a furry equivalent of a transmedicalist. "@LetBatman I mean yes, and they're valid, but there's not many of them lol" "@Calliethulhu @mode_view Everyone CAN be a furry, but ""should"" implies a level of forcefulness that is contrary to the core of what the community stands for." "@DevourerRose Oh honey, you're a furry :P" "@Calliethulhu Hope I'm making sense, regardless of if your mind is changing. This has been a really fun discussion 💕" "@Calliethulhu But I know just saying that doesn't change anything, but it really is true, is all I can say. There's no right or wrong way to be a furry, and if someone gave you the impression that there was, they're wrong and I can find you a ton of furries who'll agree." "@Calliethulhu So if there's at all a small voice inside you that made you think ""Yeah, it'd be kinda cool to be one,"" that speaks volumes and shouldn't be ignored, outside influences be damned. If it's in your heart, that's all you need." "@Calliethulhu Being a furry is more about what YOU make of it than any sort of ruleset we're following. It's an extension of my queerness, really, and all that that implies. It's like a queer expansion pack, lol." "@Calliethulhu That's fair and very kind of you, but the reason I asked is because being furry is less like a fandom & more like being queer. In the queer community there are gatekeepers, literal fascists, & from the outside looking in, certain awful things that sound intrinsic when they're not" "@Calliethulhu I am OVERJOYED to hear that I got you thinking about this. I mean if you could magically change the community so that the things you didn't like as much were gone, would you reconsider if you were a furry or not?" "@mode_view @Calliethulhu And in my 20 years of experience in this community, I can tell you that reason is likely based on a misconception." @FakeEstrusFlask That is as incorrect as saying to be trans you need to take HRT or have surgery. A fursona is not needed. I didn't have one for most of my nearly 20 years of being a furry. @Calliethulhu I trust your judgement and I hope I wasn't coming off as pushy 💕 "@Calliethulhu All I can really say is the only aspects of being a furry that I see as intrinsic are stuff I know for a fact you'd love and appreciate, so my instinct is to say you got the wrong impression or met the wrong people. But without concrete examples I can't say that for sure." "@Calliethulhu I find it very interesting how much you have to say about all this. If you could snap your fingers and erase the parts you saw as intrinsic to being a furry that you weren't cool with, would that change you mind?" @OneLameSharkPM @AJisValid I have an Archaeopteryx sona myself :3 "@Calliethulhu I mean it makes sense abstractly I guess, but I won't be able to fully understand until you define X, Y, and Z for me. But like, I don't mind if you're not a furry and it's not required that I understand this. I'm just being honest." @undeadmooncat There are no bona-fides. You're a furry if you want to be. "@NireBryce @Calliethulhu I believe you, but that's so weird to me. There's nothing to stick to. It's anything you want it to be. But not I sound like I'm trying to argue or force it on you and that's the last thing I want to to do. Like I said, I believe you. It's not for you, and that's fine." @Calliethulhu I didn't take it as a criticism at all. You're the last person I'd expect such a criticism from 💕 @Calliethulhu I was thinking of you specifically in the second tweet in my thread. Just because I don't understand it doesn't mean I think it's right to keep pushing. @PrissyOrcGF oh no :/ "@OneLameSharkPM @AJisValid Shark sonas are like they're own sub-species in the furry community. Like they're more than just sharks but there's very much an established ""canon"" for how out there and sexy they look. But you can be whatever you want!" "@Calliethulhu That makes sense. And I'd like to try my hardest to remind those people that this is a safe, welcoming, loving space that I'm certain they'll love 💕" "@ArtyMaus lol I sorta kinda almost had a male fursona for like a decade that I hated and never used Only AFTER coming out as trans was I like ""Omg... a GIRL fursona!!!"" and now I have tons of fursonas lol" @LeafTilde It's been YEARS since anyone who's taken seriously hated on furries as a rule. And as for not having a fursona or a suit... that's a misconception I'd like to fight to dispel. It's like saying you can't be trans because you don't want bottom surgery. @HaileyAdamsXXX That's an extremely furry sentiment. @PrissyOrcGF Oh god I didn't hear about OF getting hacked. How bad is the damage looking? :/ @HaileyAdamsXXX You'd be welcomed with open arms 💕 "@OneLameSharkPM YESSSS I DID IT! Welcome, friend 💕" "@HaileyAdamsXXX @Kate_Bunni The fur part is a misnomer. Birds, dinosaurs, reptiles, amphibians, dragons... they're all in this community." @ArtyMaus I was such a clueless egg that I barely did that but looking back I can see how I could have. It's still important to me in that way even if I never let myself explore that stuff within it. @Kate_Bunni There's nothing to apologize for 💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX You should know that, if you want, you can still be a furry within those parameters. I was a furry for like 15 years without a fursona. The ball is in your court." "Doesn't help that furries are overwhelmingly queer and many of us explored our queerness through being a furry. So I have this (likely misplaced) sense of ""Omg you need to come out of the closet right now!"" reaction when I see this stuff." @HaileyAdamsXXX Of course we can! :P I just think your denial is silly <3 @Demi_theynd I'm choosing to read that as a kink thing :P "So I guess if it's JUST a kink thing (ie, it's way hotter to pretend you have no control), then I have no further questions. I understand that and get it. But like, ""Hahahaha wouldn't it funny if I was a furry???"" No... it wouldn't. Not in the way you're implying." "@Demi_theynd Yeah but like denying you're a furry while acting like you're being drawn in is the exact opposite of having control. It's pretending you have no control. Which, I'm kinky af, so I totally get, but can you see my confussion?" "So I guess if it's fun to you to only dance on the boarders of furrydom and act like you're being sucked in but you TOTALLY hate it~, I guess that's valid. I'm that way with little stuff sometimes. It's fun to be teased. But the stakes are super low, is all. Seems kinda silly." "Being a furry is the lowest stakes fandom that I'm aware of. We're vocally critical of the fascists that have tried to take root in the community, the era in which it was cool to hate us is long since past, we're mostly queer, very welcoming, and very loving." """Oh no I hope this doesn't awaken something in me!"" I mean it might? But like, shit or get off the pot, you know? We don't have a roving band of furries that'll find you and kidnap you. It's your choice to be a furry or not." "I do know people who have flatly made their decision that they aren't furries and they're tired of being grilled as to why. And while I'm confused about that choice as well, I'm not talking about them. I mean the people where it's always a game." "To the people who constantly joke ""I'm not a furry BUT"" and like, mean it as a lighthearted joke that's meant to poke fun at themselves and invite others to tease them: What on earth is stopping you? It's not like there's an annual membership fee. Just... be a furry. It's fun!" Seriously? Took you this long to ask? https://t.co/NmnC1TNUEK "@caraesten lol I never got a straight answer for if I had granulation or not My doctors' approach is ""If it doesn't hurt, we don't mess with it"" Which is all well and good for me since apparently silver nitrate hurts like hell?" @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @futanarchy @MundyCindy can't remember the last time I was merely whelmed by gay tbh @AGirlNamedMei PRO FROG TITS @LilFluffClouds such a travesty smdh took some nyquil looking forward to all the weird dreams i'm gonna have tonight i'll report back @Chopin_42 @Caliriana we're having a scaley tiddie party over here "@Caliriana Am Salazzle, also have tits~" @transfilmtheory 👀👀👀 """reptiles shouldn't have mammaries!"" good for you but THIS lizard has MASSIVE BAPS" this account is PRO LIZARD TITS @little_lizzie22 OwO @little_lizzie22 w-wait i'm not even padded yet >/////> "@RaccoonGrrl same, it rocks" i misspelled inheritance and spellcheck thought i meant incontinence lol "I need: - The lawyer people handling my inheritance to stop being terrible - The mortgage company to stop being terrible Twin Tail Creations is doing great tho, no complaints. Literally arriving sooner than they estimated. Normally that'd be super rad." "So the check I'm expecting in the mail is taking forever to arrive, and the dildo I ordered to be sent to the new house we don't own yet is arriving sooner than I want it to. That's where my life is atm lol" I keep forgetting how this much better pangram goes so I'm gonna include the word sphinx in this QT so I can quickly find it again later lol (Also this art rocks) This is a gay appreciation post I appreciate being gay so h*cking much @futanarchy sounds pretty gay 🤔 @rye_bread_bi @Chug_Wife Oh yeah I forgot about that @lucashoal @CaseyExplosion @GeeFrodo @RipleyStorm Oh nice! This looks neat! @StebMcDreb @NikatinePrime omw "@NikatinePrime go in there and you start lactating, presumably" @mode_view @LapineWitchGirl Well we'll have to fix that won't we? 😘 "@machtackle y'know, vibin" @Doc_Wolverine Raccoon. 100%. @BirdTickIer Finally becoming the Siege IRL of your dreams lol @QuestForTori Omg that's a good idea @aNerdskull But I would definitely say they've made more episodes that hinder rather than help in any way. "@aNerdskull Actually I like the anti-atheism one and I'm an atheist. It was inspired by them thinking it was ridiculous that people like Dawkins seriously thought without religion there'd be no wars. And wouldn't you know it, years later we see a largely secular rise in fascism globally." @SweetBeans99 There's an episode where they try to explain this and it involves Homer starting a Nirvana-esque band "@ZJemptv ""Women must be safeguarded"" is the creepiest goddamn statement" @Chug_Wife She's so goddamn pretty @Chug_Wife Most people will likely contract this. But it has only a 2% fatality rate. Also a ton of people might not notice symptoms. Obviously stay safe but should be fine. @Chug_Wife it's Extremely you @Chug_Wife valid @Chug_Wife lol how was this retweeted "@RyanCorven @adamthek @ashleylynch Yep! I admit I had just assumed that because of COURSE he didn't read any of it, but it's good too have confirmation." @SarahVeeisme Oh gosh I'm glad you're okay. Stay safe 💕💕💕 @ayyy_vuh hey same isn't it the best??? "@Johntheduncan @PhilosophyTube The only true answer, really" @MagsVisaggs I think a better magic wish would be that I could live a life where my parents knew I was trans growing up and got me on blockers/HRT asap. That way I could more or less have the best of both worlds. "@MagsVisaggs I love being trans, and I love this community, but I don't think I'd be able to resist such an offer. There are things that are ""wrong"" with my body that no amount of money can fix. But yeah I'd probably feel really guilty afterward." @Summer_C_Ash PRECIOUS BABY 😍 @Chug_Wife I mean you can have both at the same time :3 @Chug_Wife yeah so I hear IMPORTANT UPDATE: Binx moved but we are STILL SNUGGLING confirmed https://t.co/ku8xlvvGim "@Chug_Wife like, fuck guys or fuck guys?" @BoringNerdyKate YES. Why do you think I got a vaginoplasty? :V "think I might've caught whatever cold Jen has mildly sore throat but the biggest symptom is like, unbelievably huge exhaustion x.x so I'm back in bed lol" @Summer_C_Ash @OzmaRacc wanna snuggle u :/ @Chug_Wife also omg are you dating a girl? do I know her? :3 @Chug_Wife Not much. Queerness involves a lot of relationships like that. Sometimes it can't be properly defined beyond that and just needs to exist in a gay liminal space. Takkun & Binx's favorite spots 💕 https://t.co/FgKiUYlj4T "@OzmaRacc This made me think of a specific girl I know and my heart melted reading it, thank you 💕" @FrigidElfChild probably need a diaper check to be sure 🤔 @FrigidElfChild awww does someone need a change? :3c @MarcyKingUltra Isle of Armor and Crown Tundra :P @ashleylynch do these people seriously think George read every single EU novel as those were being released? stuff happening in the franchise in book form not being overseen by George is a decades-long tradition at this point @Chug_Wife sexuality labels are fake anyway love whoever makes your heart sing @futanarchy @litterboxhex behind the scenes knot action @emuchaton but but! YR cute! "@grittystitties Yeah it doesn't mean that here. We call that a half-chub. Chub is like, fat." @ErisGael @emuchaton butt dreamin' "@grittystitties If you mean it's something sexual, even better :3 But I just don't like the way ""plushie"" sounds so I use a slightly less common word but still very much a term here." @DaShitpostQueen god I wish goals Just yet another way the mortgage company is fucking us over when I just wanted to be fucked in the fun way D:< "And it wasn't like I was jumping the gun or anything. Based on all the information I had, shipping it here would have GUARANTEED I'd never see it, whereas shipping it to the new place was a easy choice. By the estimates of the website I ordered from, we'd be well past moved in." "Luckily the owner doesn't live there and I'm pretty sure it's gonna take like a week or so to arrive and we SHOULD be there by then, but goddamn am I nervous. It's a pricey dildo okay" "That anthro dildo I ordered like a month and a half ago that I shipped to the new house thinking that, with the 8 week turnaround they had, surely we'd be moved into the new place by then? Yeah it just shipped out and we haven't closed on the house yet RIP 🙃🙃🙃" @mizabitha Sounds like a bunch of fake Star Wars fanboys who've never heard of the Ssi-ruu 🤔 https://t.co/PBRjvoBVkg @teagirlgf @chainchompist OMG YOUR VOICE IS SO PRETTY 😍 @nyaakat confirmed for bab @Chug_Wife I can 100% vouch for half of these facts learning so much @TheFintauSystem That sounds lovely 😍 @Chug_Wife @rye_bread_bi they're pretty wonderful it's true @TheNDqueerelf 👀👀👀 @PhyrexianThot 👀👀👀 @PrissyOrcGF CUTE :3c @TheNDqueerelf I mean same lol @Nickle4aPickle Aw heck thank you! @LambChopInPamps hey~ @FakeEstrusFlask That was my immediate thought as well @RileyTheRedFox I bet they can 👀👀👀 @Notactuallysmol RIGHT??? hi yes where do i sign up 💦 @XylariaVG I thought nodes were instance-based for players in WoW now? Am I misremembering? @Glopossum it's just more fun water @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/WgtF89lF97 @NewGenderWhoDis I KISS MY KITTIES' FOREHEADS TOO @NewGenderWhoDis CUTE BABY @aliceincamera RIGHT??? @ZoeVermilion I DUNNO BUT I'M PICTURING A LOT OF CREEPY CISHET MEN WHO MIGHT D: "@umbyrella @lightfantastic Fuck, Ryan Davis :/" "@a_alice_nsfw Yeah the reason I'm on the fence about that though is: - Mutuals ARE also followers by definition - Who the actual fuck would answer ""yes"" to that if it meant only followers who aren't mutuals except like, mostly extremely creepy people?" Twitter is kind of a terrible dating app but I'm good(??????) at it? I wonder if the intent of that meme was to include mutuals or not. That distinction can be extremely important. @xXxCrystalline gosh 😍 @a_alice_nsfw Totally. So in other words I'll just never own one lol "@a_alice_nsfw That's my assumption too. EASILY over a grand. And that's assuming there's a buy it now price, which honestly there might not be. An actual bidding war would be harder to predict, but I feel like $500+ would be a ""fair"" starting bid." @Bea_Utiful_Rose Nope that's 10000% creepy! Holy shit "@ExistentialEnso The tone reminds me a lot of Scrubs imo. Silly, almost whimsical at parts, but grounded in a very ""omg I've had those exact days working retail""" @ReyThePCPlayer YUP "@ArtyMaus ""Haha! All will be c̪̥o̼̖͇n̷̫͈s͓̣͇̭̮͔u̪͔̜̗m̶͇͙̲̳̹͍̟e̛͉͙͚͕̩̘d̮̖""" "@ArtyMaus Is Disney ever ends up buying Hasbro like it was rumored they were doing years ago, Disney will just own all my expendable income lol" "EVENTUALLY there MIGHT be one that shows up on eBay. But goddamn the secondary market price on a massive, extremely rare, 4 foot tall plush from a hugely popular franchise with NO other listings? The price on that will be *disgusting*" "Listen, Disney: I know the score. I have both a giant Lapras and a giant Ditto stuffie. We're talking several hundred dollars at least. I ' L L P A Y I T" porg + giant stuffie is pretty much a peanut butter chocolate situation in regards to my personal taste Been watching a lot of Jenny Nicholson videos and as a giant stuffie connoisseur I'm so goddamn sad that those giant Porg stuffies weren't widely available anywhere (pretty sure they were gotten from raffles at Target?) @Nickle4aPickle Awesome!!! I got burned out from collecting candy x.x But I'll get back at it eventually and I got super close! @ArtyMaus @Burssty I think there's only one apt response to this callout: gdfgfdgfgf >/////> @LambChopInPamps @LittleLambJenny >.> <.< "@elcome2ell Super normal! I didn't have any, then I did, now they're mostly gone" @LittleLambJenny yea i definitely think about it too >.> @Chopin_42 Yup! @LeafTilde 🎶 MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO TUM 🎶 One of the best games she was in involved a minigame where you could take a shower as her. This game was rated E for everyone. @Chug_Wife No I'm pretty sure that's the dream "@emuchaton Like as the image loaded I was like ""Is it just pizza? It's probably not just pizza... oh no... OH NO""" @emuchaton OUR SLOW-ASS MOUNTAIN INTERNET MEANT THERE WAS A BUILD UP AND *REVEAL* TO THIS IMAGE HOLY SHIT @mode_view That can be really hard. I had an overbearing mother that I had to live with until I was 25. I get it. I'm so sorry :/ "@AspLovePolitics @caraesten Sorry, you don't get to tell other trans people how they feel about their transition. I'm happy for you that you don't see it as a death. Now go away." @mode_view Do they go through your stuff? :/ @liddytronic omg @mode_view Why can't you? @SpaceGoatHunter @Doc_Wolverine I guess if your butthole is just THAT hungry 🤔 There is exactly one decent scan of the American box art for Yoshi's Story and it has a massive ugly water mark so please excuse the sub-par image I had to use https://t.co/h1OhLBQz7I @Doc_Wolverine i feel like not enough people know you can buy sex toys on amazon and i'm confused as to why that is @Hail_Starscream Hell yeah! Congrats! @ADirtyTrans Me too! :3 @Chug_Wife you're so fucking gorgeous wtf extra gender euphoria whenever I'm horny is Very Yes love that little twitch my clit does when I'm turned on 🥰 @ayyy_vuh Powerful. @BoringNerdyKate Heck I heard she has a huge crush on you too it me @StillYourGhost Hell yeah you can! "@CaseyExplosion Gosh if being into TF is weird, I never want to be normal!" @StillYourGhost You're not a goof 💕 @SpaceValien alien cock just hits different 🥰 @StillYourGhost Weight GAIN is far more common on feminizing HRT. Testosterone makes it easier to lose weight. I know there are transfemmes out there who are able to stay buff and take HRT as well. "@StillYourGhost Those are the good parts for a lot of transfemmes, but please note that in most cases they're exaggerations and not everyone experiences it the same way. The good parts you already know about. If they're not worth it to you, please do not take HRT." "@StillYourGhost @NewGenderWhoDis @mebisdead Most of us aren't body builders like yourself, so our strength is going to lose the edge testosterone gives. For a lot of us that causes gender euphoria. I don't think given your priorities and interests anything close to this will happen to you." @mebisdead I cannot change your mind as it is doing the same to me lol @futanarchy oh heck I've always wanted to try one :3 @hemmingcost @NeurologNyx @futanarchy labeling their stuff I assume :P @mode_view Setting this aside to read for some personal time later hehehe "@GuildingLilly And I know in the minds of people who think this way, the stack in this metaphor wasn't a stack originally. Like we were all on a level playing field (I assume?). But like, how do you think the stuff at the top in this image was chosen? Why do those being at the top anger you?" "@GuildingLilly ""This is unfair because the M E R I T O C R A C Y should be arranging this stack in reverse!"" - People who Totally Get It" we as a species do not deserve the love of cats 😭😭😭💕💕💕 Takkun's been napping on my lap for like an hour now 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/NcECgHLVkG "@IllCaesarer @mode_view Which is so weird because like, this is tee franchise that gave us Ewoks! They clearly designed Baby Yoda to be as cute as possible! Of course the merch hit EVENTUALLY but did they seriously initially think none would sell? lol" @PrissyOrcGF pear-y good :3 @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss *more thigh thiccness so blinded by gay i can't type "@PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss because like, GOSH 😍" @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss hi i'll trade you my tiddie powers for my thigh thiccness @cyberwitchlexi Cute!! 😍 "@NewGenderWhoDis D is a good size. I have C's already and it makes me think I'd need bigger than D, but I admit I don't know if that's DD or E lol. I just want them big enough to counteract my huge chest 😭" This is one I actually own and same "@destroyed4com4t fellas, is it commie to read?" @transkittykiss Yeah @squidlarkin was telling me about that and that'd be really fun! I hope I get to experience it :3 @futanarchy aaaaaa pretty 😍 @NewGenderWhoDis omg we have the same tiddie goals @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife just the tip? 🤔 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife She's a hero of mine :3 @maritronic9k Gatomon forever! "To clarify: I don't mind existing as/being seen as a woman/lesbian, because I am those things. But those labels on their own do not fully encompass my experience of queerness and I do NOT use those labels for the comfort of non-queers." @MrsStephinMerit @AngryNerdBird I know for a fact that I don't do it correctly lol "@AngryNerdBird It involves flexing your throat in a way that makes your voice sound more femme but it's not super healthy to do long term. (I don't blame any transfemme for doing it, though)" I'm an agender girl who's a bisexual lesbian because gender and sexuality do not fit neatly into boxes created to appease non-queers. They are bigger and more beautiful than that. And no I will not be taking questions. @BoringNerdyKate It's a good question with an even better answer 😍 @LittleLavvy n-no >/////> "@MrsStephinMerit @NewGenderWhoDis Super not good for your throat, but I'm guilty of that shit too :/" "@ZJemptv Less hackers and more cheaters, possibly. Not much you can do about that, but it might just be him running into his skill ceiling." @NeurologNyx Omg that looks just like my kitten Midna!! 😍 @sistawendy @LisaTMullin Oh nooooo D: In a couple months we'll have been together for two years 💕💕💕 Love my girlfriend so much 💕💕💕 @norintha https://t.co/PvSNktW2O0 (and for the record I've only been rude to the Bloomberg texts lol) I wouldn't be that shocked if they don't yet have access to the info that shows I already voted for Bernie but it's still funny to me. "It's so funny to me that both Warren and Bloomberg's people have tried texting me AFTER I already voted in the primaries. Too late, y'all. Lol." "@woot_master Been a hot minute since I was super involved in the community, but this thread was really informative and important. Thank you 💕" @caraesten Didn't you change your gender marker already? Like wtf logic are they operating on? Also commiserating on how much of a nightmare it is to buy a house. We've been dealing with this for months x.x @ArtifexH Can't wait to see!! :3 @ArtifexH Oh gosh all that would look so cute on you!!! :3c @Jasonyboi @PrissyOrcGF M͕̬̠O̷̬̫͕͇R̤̰̭̠̯͔͘ͅE̼̤̬̤ @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF you are not prepared! >:D "@PrissyOrcGF hey totally apropos of nothing but you should like, bite me 👀💦" @PrissyOrcGF c͕̤̬̺̥r̡͎͙̜͍̬e̩̺̗͙͕ͅa̖̜̮̱t͈́ḙ̤̬̼̪̠͈ ̘̞̜̱m͕̰̼̮̱͎̫or̙̪͖e̮ b͖͔̝̱̥͓͖!͈̥̞m͏̲͍̫͇b̩̱o͙͓sͅ ̲͍͇̳ @PrissyOrcGF GET THEM BAPS @Trancister @LisaTMullin Good! :3 @ABeardedQueer @transfilmtheory @ErisGael @Chug_Wife Queering gender through lewd gayness is the best imo 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton @SomeBonnyBeau @softgirlrobin yeah he's friends with dongatello @Chug_Wife @transfilmtheory @ErisGael the hero we need @transfilmtheory @ErisGael @Chug_Wife hi this is extremely hot @emuchaton I mean just to be sure I should take a closer look "@mslilyleroux Anecdotal evidence suggests that if you feel phantom vagina now, you probably won't feel phantom dick after surgery but I guess we'll see :3" "@FakeEstrusFlask That level of detail is rarely delved into and various universes imply different answers. I personally like to think it would be very hard to find robot pieces even if you were a mechanic, but for what it's worth the recent Bumblebee movie completely disagrees with me." @ArtifexH Yes? :3c @Trancister Saaaaame. It's so hard to remember my girldick. It's weird. "@Trancister @LisaTMullin When you have tourettes syndrome like me, ""Don't do that one muscle movement"" isn't always an option 🙃 Luckily kegels are super healthy to do post-vaginoplasty" @CodeWitchJen @LisaTMullin I think it's kinda neat and magical that my body was THIS ready for a vag 🥰 @mslilyleroux Yeah that's really common for a lot of transfemmes. Sometimes feeling more like your gender shines a light on the parts that make you feel less your gender. I hope you can get surgery soon! 💕 @squidlarkin @JewelxFlower Yeah I knew about that option for vaginoplasties but I didn't know that was possible for phalloplasties! Neat! "@liddytronic Honestly I feel a little bad for contributing to the problem, but I'm in a mood" "like how is this tweet any more entertaining/educational than saying ""actually, olaf is a snowman and therefore cannot walk or talk"" https://t.co/kGmoMZcRcg" "Yes and Cinema Sins has over 8 million subscribers. People really love to feel smart but I figured you'd be more into actually teaching people instead, my mistake." @strangeitem @Calliethulhu wiggly lizbian~ @strangeitem @Calliethulhu I mean I was talking about being a lizard but that'd be hot too @ikksnay (and like goddamn I LIVE with you and am still shocked at how cute you are) @ikksnay honestly it's hard to tell I think all the stress I've been feeling lately my body has decided to store directly in my neck and shoulders D: @strangeitem @Calliethulhu I mean some of us take it as a compliment~ @vexwerewolf Oh that is some GOOD use of scale birds I never noticed that before! "@caraesten There are without question famous people afraid to transition because of shit like this. Their pre-transition selves will be well documented forever, but that doesn't mean sites like Wikipedia need to purposely help with that." @squidlarkin Oooooh I like the sound of that second one! But yeah I really only had phantom vagina pre-surgery so I'm thinking phantom dick might not be a thing for me. "@FakeEstrusFlask Depends on how they died. In car mode? Absolutely. In robot mode? Without a spark powering the body and transformation cog within it, it would be stuck as a lifeless robot for eternity." anyway i tried cleaning off the Ear Goo which hopefully will keep it from being lubed up enough to slide out tonight @NewGenderWhoDis omg that sounds AMAZING @LisaTMullin I was doing kegels immediately after waking up from surgery >.> I didn't know that was something I wasn't supposed to be able to do right away lol (Rocket needs a hug way more though so I kinda lean towards him being my favorite of the two) (Even if he stole some harbulary batteries) "@LisaTMullin Yeah I definitely had phantom vagina sensations pre-surgery. I guess for those of us where genital dysphoria is more pronounced, that's the more likely sequence of events." @HaileyAdamsXXX Definitely haven't experienced that. Interesting! To any other transfemmes who've had a vaginoplasty and have experienced phantom dick: What's that like? Like I'm pretty sure I've never experienced it? But sometimes I wonder if I have but don't know that I have? @ashuraou it me i am the breastforce anyway remember in the last knight when anthony hopkins says cogman is a headmaster and like cogman's toy was even a headmaster but they cut that part of the movie out so now it just sounds like he was saying he was the principal of a school or something that was weird "I just overthought it, that's the tweet right there." A trans Transmetal Transformer Headmaster metalhead "@NewGenderWhoDis OH FUCK MY TWEET READS AS SUPER LEWD, SWEET" @NewGenderWhoDis OH WAIT A SEX JOKE NICE @NewGenderWhoDis Hmmmm yes the only real solution is to go B I G G E R you're so right (still workshopping this and taking suggestions) A trans Transmetal Transformer Headmaster who's the master of all trans metalheads (I love both Rocket and Groot it's just funny to reflect on) Remember when the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie came out and the merchandise STRONGLY suggested that Marvel assumed Rocket would be the fan favorite cute character and then everyone fell in love with the giant tree monster? Like just now I was scratching my left one and it started sliding out on its own! No wonder I keep waking up to it being out of my ear. "I think I might have to look into gauges that don't pop out so easily in my sleep if I'm gonna stay at 00 size for a while. I have glass plugs in right now but I need some that like, flair out more maybe? Something that'll stay in more securely." @machtackle @OneLameShark The place I was living at at the time was withing walking distance of a well-stocked Toys R Us with seemingly little competition from other TF collectors so I got most of it there. "@OneLameShark @machtackle No you don't! I believe it's the wrists? Somewhere on the arms gets stress marks almost instantly after just a few transformations. I think I sold my 2-pack (I upgraded to MPs), but for most of my time owning it I had a strict no more transforming policy." @machtackle @OneLameShark Reveal the Shield packaging is probably one of the favorites in all of CHUG. Such vibrant a color! "@machtackle @OneLameShark (like Actual Rumble, don't believe that packaging's lies)" @machtackle @OneLameShark This is actually kind of interesting because it seems to indicate that Hasbro believes the blue one is more popular. (I had to get the Takara United 2-pack imported back in the day to get Rumble!) https://t.co/mO2ezRe4sy @SweetBeans99 YES "This feels like a Shadows of the Empire sort of thing where it's The Thing Star Wars is doing for a bit, just not with movies. Neat!" "LOL I deleted some silly tweets because I was getting like ZERO likes on them (which just immediately makes me think I said something wrong), but nah it was just our shitty internet being shitty and a normal number of likes and replies were happening but weren't loading." @Calliethulhu it's a good opinion @Splashy_Girl No that's just an wonderfully memorable name for a character who's name no one ever says. @ManjiButt https://t.co/YBc18DrCJk "When I saw ""Chris Evens Little Shop of Horrors"" trending, I assumed he'd play Seymour, but this is MUCH better casting holy shit" "I've watched Little Shop of Horrors countless times, it's one of my all-time favorite musicals, I can sing you every song without looking up the lyric, and I was today years old when I found out the dentist is named ORIN FUCKING SCRIVELLO." @maxcapacity_ That's straight up lying wtf "I know The High Republic is trying to evoke a similar feel to something like high elves (I assume), but to me it just sounds like the era when the Republic was ran entirely by stoners." @doublegearsys We provide our followers with only the best here 😤 @Trancister That'd be cute! "Canonically speaking the one on the left is about to overhand chuck that gun to the ground at Mario before grabbing another one from their cloud and trying again. So the answer is (kinda) both, but neither of them are capable of firing it." HELP I WENT LOOKING FOR A NEW PURSE ONLINE AND I FOUND THIS ONE AND IT'S PERFECT BUT IT'S TOO SMALL 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Hu589zncDc "@redminer88 Snake bites are two bottom lip piercings on either side of your mouth. They look kinda like fangs, hence the name" @CallieFoxxo Yes but only because of the separation that happened on my perineum. It's a somewhat common thing. "@ThatsSoTrinda That's awesome! WoW was the first game I let myself pick female characters for. I rolled ONE male toon, got him to level 20, and then never played him again, lol. Been girls ever since :3" @CaseyExplosion @AfterDarkOuija This sequence is beautiful and inspiring. Seriously. @CaseyExplosion @SixArmedSweater That's the magic of fursonas! "@ThatsSoTrinda The first trans girl I ever knew was back when we were both about 18. She could tell I was an egg and went into details about her transition in an effort to get me to crack, but it didn't work. It just made me think I didn't have dysphoria because of the way she described it :/" """Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City"" is fucking sending me" @Nickle4aPickle I *DID* cry almost non-stop during the last THIRD of that movie I swear. "@ThatsSoTrinda I was too terrified to tell my mom. Plus it was hard because while looking back I frame it as ""I knew I was supposed to be a girl/was a girl"" back then I didn't have the language or understanding to word as anything but ""I wish I was a girl.""" @Chopin_42 Hmmm maybe! It'd definitely look sexy! My clitoral hood needs to finish settling before I say for sure tho @Chopin_42 VCH? @RanatokiParalax I definitely want a bunch of tattoos too! :3 List of piercings I need: - Labia (probably the right one) - Nipples - Snake bites - Septum - A BUNCH more in my ears @RanatokiParalax Nah piercings are exhilarating :3 I should get my labia pierced @pixie_nebula Not at all 💕 "I had a sobbing panic attack almost every morning in middle school. I dreaded going. Looking back it was due to gender dysphoria. The fucked up thing is though that even if I was allowed to transition, school still would've been rough, but because I'd be an out trans kid." "Trans kids have always existed, but back in 2000? A 13-year-old kid saying she's a girl when everyone else says she's a boy was not something the vast majority of adults were ready to deal with." I'm in middle school and I've just started to realize I'm supposed to be a girl. Life is terrifying and school is a nightmare. It'd be another 16 years until I finally started transitioning :/ @norintha @SubbyRana You REALLY do~ "My wonderful, amazing, loving, incredible girlfriend Jen (@norintha) was able to carefully trim it with some carefully cleaned with alcohol scissors. I feel way better." "I was out ALL DAY and both appointments were very much ""Welp, everything looks good!"" and the ONE THING I could've used a hand with I forgot about. Could've had it solved by now. It's not even a big deal but it could be OVER now. Ugh." @transkittykiss I do not feel comfortable doing that. "@SuchApple I have emailed, yes." @MadelineIsTrans I don't feel comfortable doing that. I can't get a good grip on it and I can't even see it. There's a loose suture (I think? Might have the terminology wrong?) that I forgot to ask about at my appointment today and I don't fell comfortable trimming it myself. Hard not to feel like today was a waste. Ugh. Gonna try to make another appointment. Denver is 2 hours away :/ @Trancister I TOTALLY GET IT BECAUSE HUGE SAME >.> @TheFintauSystem *hugs tight* :/ @Notactuallysmol OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE @renfamous I'm so confused as to what the message here is @Chug_Wife Freedom. That's what a ship *is* Luffy sounds like a VERY good pirate. @Demi_theynd @DysphoriaQueen @RaccoonGrrl https://t.co/bMAClgzwQJ @Jasonyboi @LambChopInPamps HHHGFFFFGHJBBSSFNHHFFFG >/////> "@RipleyStorm Take all the time you need, love 💕" @Trancister Mmmmm yes perfect 💕 @LambChopInPamps D:< @SweetBeans99 YESSSSSS @Jasonyboi I need the separation that happened to close up first!!! >////< But then OMG yes absolutely "Anyway I'm considered fully healed for sex, riding a bike, swimming, lifting stuff, etc. The separation on my perineum might take another few months to heal at most. I'm not gonna try sex until that point, personally. So I'm basically kinda fully healed! :V" Last time for the foreseeable future I need a speculum in my vag thank fuck x.x @OzmaRacc https://t.co/AzqeWIbb2g """I assure you we're open!"" In New Jersey America deserves better https://t.co/jrbnPzYFPG" @FrameshiftShark As you should be @NewGenderWhoDis @LittleEmmyBee It's TOTALLY gonna happen and she will tease you RELENTLESSLY~ @maegodhavemercy @SeanWithersDraw THERE WE GO Now pretend I replied with just that gif lol "@DesDReac ""Kathryn Salamander ~ Good for stepping on ~""" That shiver through your brain and down your spine as you're reminded how much of an absolute bottom you are to your very core 😍😍😍😍😍😍💦💦💦 @ArtyMaus hhhhgfffffghhfffhhj p-plz >/////< 💦💦💦 @ArtyMaus H*CK D:< @ArtyMaus u cute >.> Imagine being a kid and being so excited to meet Disney characters at your first Disneyland trip and you end up with weirdly tall Edna Mode @ArtyMaus that's a very nice new pfp you got there >.> Hoping beyond hope she somehow already follows me lol @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu https://t.co/xrzIusmKPX Okay she is just unfairly hot this is bullcr*p D:< @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu Orc GF singlehandedly dismantling toxic beauty standards by being her truest self @ArtyMaus h-hi >/////> @ArtyMaus TOO GAY FOR THAT TOO TBH she has a side shave just fucking end me 😍 There was ABSOLUTELY a clocking glance we just exchanged LOL Too gay for the number of cute transfemmes I run into at the women's clinic here >.> @AdequateEmily @boatloadsbaley Marble Zone is a big part of the reason that game is kinda bullshit. I've never gotten past that part either @trgrrl yeah it's really no wonder so many of us are plural :/ "@SeanWithersDraw Isn't there a bit in TNG where someone asks why TOS Klingons look different and Worf says something like ""We don't like to talk about it""? Because I need that gif in response to this tweet lol" "@LeafTilde I just,,,, enjoy cum okay" @LeafTilde IT'S A GOOD FIXATION TO HAVE OKAY Next purse I'm getting is gonna be a big one. If I can't fit my Switch in it it's not worth buying 😤 @Phaos3 This one definitely is pulling some last minute bullshit too. So ridiculous. @Chug_Wife plot twist she's into it too @Calliethulhu Cursed MILF @Chug_Wife I MEAN part of her job is talking frankly about sex so I have to assume kink is not something she's too uptight about :P Now for what will probably be my last appointment with my doctor who's been seeing me for post-op checkups. I hear it's uncommon to schedule anymore appointments after 12 weeks so even if I'm not fully healed this might be my last day here. Denver Health is an awesome place 💕 I also gave her my Twitter @ but I dunno if she has a Twitter and she didn't write it down... Feel free to say hi if you see this though! Just saw my physical therapist for the last time! I'm gonna miss the heck out of her! 😭 She gave me her email and asked to keep in touch. Seems like she was a little sad we were parting ways too. I actually want to keep in touch. She's a really awesome person 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis omg how very gay~ @AdequateEmily Omg congrats!! 💕 @isthatyourmain aaahhnn~ 💦💦💦 "@MaiaFranklyn They instinctually know the ""problem"" is a masculine person wearing a dress is supposed to be the butt of the joke" @MommyBlakesFeet gosh so much to study 👀👀👀 @isthatyourmain 👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @isthatyourmain 👀👀👀 @isthatyourmain @MilkshakeMolly I have an Archaeopteryx sona I've been meaning to design for a while now :3 I just hope that small inheritance check I'm waiting for comes soon. Should've fucking come last week but whenever it comes it'll help alleviate some stress. And of course when it rains it pours so there's unrelated personal family stuff making things even more stressful. But at least had the mortgage company not been shockingly inept we might've been able to deal with this AFTER the move. Mortgage companies are evil so the move has been pushed back to Wednesday at the earliest. I don't want to go into too much detail but the bullshit they are pulling is so beyond unprofessional I'm completely floored. I'm so fucking tired. @acvalens When VR started becoming a thing again I thought for sure there'd be a massive flood of kinky porn games but it's sad to see how vanilla it's been so far. Giantess stuff is a good start! this is relevant to my interests 👀 "@WillowPoss Cats forgive though, thankfully :/" @Calliethulhu h-hi 😍 "@blaze_casual girls,,, good,,,,,," @TheNDqueerelf RIGHT???? @TheNDqueerelf lol we should bang 😎 @TheNDqueerelf omg PLZ~ @QueercoreTrash can't wait until I'm healed enough to try 😍😍😍 @spookythewitch RIGHT??? I'm pretty sure I first saw this meme before I transitioned and GOD did I want that and it's really wild looking back and seeing how true it is lol @JosieKendamu THANK YOU FOR TWEETING THIS I have been looking for it for TOO LONG omg I have been looking for this meme for YEARS because IT'S SO TRUE AND RELEVANT @Hypnothulhu yes you should! @MOOMANiBE It really is! I'm FINALLY allowed to start doing it only twice a day starting tomorrow. Doing it 3 times a day is so much x.x @StebMcDreb wanna choke on that girldick tbh 😍 @transfilmtheory Like I understand that that excites these folks as artists but it's just getting way too predictable. @transfilmtheory Carlos Maza released a video yesterday a lot like the stuff he's made for Vox but it has a lot of him playing another character and he even jokes that he's doing the breadtube thing and I'm just so tired. @ozmthole gosh you're right >:3c @StebMcDreb you're so h*cking sweet and cute gosh 💕💕💕 @ozmthole so wild that it needs to be bred real bad~ @blaze_casual I seriously can't wait 😭💕 @Summer_C_Ash Guess we'll have to take turns on each other 🤔 @StebMcDreb hmmmm seems like we should do gay stuff together then 🤔🤔🤔 @blaze_casual oh gosh oh gosh!!! @Summer_C_Ash Well normally I want cuties to sit on my face~ "CANNOT WAIT until I'm healed enough to be eaten out, H*CK" "oh h*ck I'm suddenly in the mood to sit on *someone else's* face, that's new 😳" @MOOMANiBE YUP that's what it's like lol Hope it's going smoothly! 💕 @StebMcDreb im gay~ @chainchompist I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING 😭😭😭 @RaeGun2k Cute! "@Wanoogles @deathpigeon From Google: form a fixed opinion of; categorize. ""the officer probably has us pegged as anarchists"" lol that example sentence" @StebMcDreb hi 😍 Today's my last day of needing to dilate 3 times a day! I go down to twice a day starting tomorrow 🥰 still not over how wild this feels I really do have a pussy now wtf 😳 @StickyGlass 😍💦 @LeafTilde But she looks so hungry! @RaeGun2k @melstonemusic THAT'S SUCH A COOL IDEA @futanarchy @litterboxhex They sent me this pic earlier and gosh was I jealous! Looks like it felt good :3c @LunaFoxxe h*ck that sounds nice >//////> @Notactuallysmol @LittleLavvy nooooooo now everyone will know i'm a diaper-wearing bab! 😭 @jaythefawn @Notactuallysmol @LittleLavvy I try not to share it publicly but if anyone else who knows it wants to share it privately I don't mind @PrissyOrcGF oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh! can't wait to see!!! 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF just for any b!mbos out there who don't know that acronym: what's that again? >.> @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe omg I love this @LittleLavvy @Notactuallysmol DM'd >////> @Notactuallysmol @LittleLavvy okay but in my defense: it can be fun to deny it >////> @LittleLavvy @Notactuallysmol dfgkdgdkfgdg dunno where on earth you got such an idea >/////> @LittleLavvy @Notactuallysmol jdgksghfdj i dun need diapers what a silly thing to say >/////> @Notactuallysmol @LittleLavvy bdfjhg w-wait!!! >/////< @isthatyourmain @MilkshakeMolly Dinosaur sonas are the most powerful @TheCrystalStorm I've heard of eating ass but this is ridiculous! @LittleLavvy necessary for a bab like you tho! @jimbohusky Really need to get me a bottle of this I'm trying to wrap my head around that one line of text and it's breaking my brain """An exclusive G.B.C. toy - we have others""" @cuddlestopheles @xmrsmoothx jellycat stuffies are so good!!! @caraesten I'm 32 and this is a mood @eevee yeah then sounds like you're boned 🤔 "@eevee Really more of a ""Kill me immediately at all costs"" sign you can put on your creatures." @TS_Wizmas h*ck you're not the only one 😍 @CaseyExplosion Sloth head + cow body You can be a... slow @Calliethulhu goddess transition is so much fun~ @Calliethulhu hot "to clarify we found out about the closing being pushed back on friday when it was originally supposed to happen (after like six or seven delays that have happened over months now), but i was somehow able to survive saturday without completely breaking down sunday is harder" @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife @DysphoriaQueen dhfghdfgdgjdgjdgbsfgdsfs 💦💦💦 "@Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife @DysphoriaQueen picturing both of our asses raised, me watching what's about to befall me 😍" "closing on the house was pushed back to at least monday, possibly even tuesday, so it's just been days of more waiting and i just slammed my thumb in a drawer and i'm sick of this fucking house" "@Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife @DysphoriaQueen promises, promises" @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife well well well how the turntables @StebMcDreb GODDESS YES WE WOULD 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe Exciting! @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife HOT @Trancister @NewGenderWhoDis Only because I know it's what you want 😘💕 @katiewests Then please don't be hard on yourself like that in my notifications? Like what am I supposed to do with that? @Trancister @NewGenderWhoDis wow just b!mboing right in front of us where everyone can see~ @katiewests Dyshporia lies @Trancister @NewGenderWhoDis You won't talk about it in DMs either :P @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife h*ck >//////> @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! h-how-- >/////> @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife hgfdjgsdjgshgfd >///////< @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife gdfjkgsjghdjk immm wet and flustered >//////< p-plz~ @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife hhhhhhhhgggbhhhhgbghghgyfjhhfhjjhghhjj @Trancister @NewGenderWhoDis wow such horny posting on main~ @nyaakat *reflexively bends over* @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife this is gay and really hot >////> @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife hdhhgfsgsfsdf >//////> 💦 @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife whomst among us can't say that about him @NewGenderWhoDis Inque is such goals @NewGenderWhoDis Its name is Morpha and YES @NeurologNyx pink would look so cute on you! @NeurologNyx can't even use the hair color to make it easy anymore D:< @nyaakat wow gay @ayyy_vuh this is why butch transfemmes are so powerful @FrigidElfChild WE *bang* @nyaakat mmmmmm mating press~ 🥰💕 @emuchaton this is Art @LeafTilde omg thank you! I actually didn't even realize I already followed her lol "Been enjoying this video but now only halfway through I noticed her shirt and I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED but ""Rey Star Wars from the film Star Wars shirt"" is impossible to Google D:< https://t.co/LCT177baXG" @StebMcDreb 😍💦💦💦 wait how have i never noticed this on my estradiol box??? https://t.co/CfB1izmBt7 @JenApparently Oh there's no way I'm gonna keep going. No spoons for that. I muted him immediately. But yeah I'll untag you if more assholes wanna be assholes. Fair recompense for Gengar killing him back in the 90's honestly "@CyberSammael @JenApparently @JosieKendamu Yes I as a trans woman have all the power here, you're so right https://t.co/TbtjPQoOSg" "@redminer88 I like almost every reply, not everything on my TL :P" @ScientistCami Oh yeah they pressed play as soon as I was wheeled into the room lol @mode_view Twitter is undoing all my likes for some reason but know I've been trying to like every reply of yours in this thread 💕 @totallyhealthie I mean it acts like a connection issue (our internet DOES suck) expect everything else is loading fine. @pennywhispered Holy shit I hope it doesn't last that long for me!! D: Is this rate limited or whatever it's called? I've never experienced it before because I don't like literally every tweet on my TL lol Twitter is undoing my likes for some reason??? Normally a lack of likes from me means I'm bothered by your reply but please don't think that tonight I'm sorry!!! @mode_view https://t.co/OpLgfST0Rj @mode_view Yeah but I've always wanted to be a vampire so it's win/win SO MANY CUTIES WANNA NIBBLE MY NECK AND I AM COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS GOSH 💦 @blaze_casual omg please do~ 💦 The fact that the skeleton is completely on fire is what really elevates this piece @cuddlestopheles @MaxyAmalyna @ValerieSummersX this is unbearably adorable @sexfungus I mean usually only when I'm on acid @sexfungus @FlaredFeline @cuddlestopheles https://t.co/Jg0p6NINdV @apunkdog OMG CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 "Despite how noticably big my bones are, I do love how HRT has shrank my muscles enough that I've become more feminine shaped. Sightly though noticeably thinner wrists, narrower neck, bonier shoulders, it's all so gender euphoric 🥰🥰🥰" @cuddlestopheles @FlaredFeline THEY DON'T EVEN WIPE???? @NewGenderWhoDis Well guess what y'all are gonna have so much fun at your place she's OF COURSE gonna invite you to hers next~ @NewGenderWhoDis seriously this is GOOD https://t.co/TqJpOqQxcr @Yumi_Sparkles wow gay~ @Summer_C_Ash *hugs tight* You got this! "@Hypnothulhu Well if it was literally tonight there might be a bit of a learning curve, yes :P But who knows where I'll be experience-wise when we finally meet up~ 😘" "@Hypnothulhu I mean if right now you need, like A Top who is also gonna be domming, then I guess I'm not your girl lol :P" @WillowPoss Also we should swap friend codes :3 @WillowPoss OMG THAT'S SO SWEET! 💕 "@Summer_C_Ash Hmmmm well my shoulders got noticeably more bony/femme on HRT (though I still think they're too wide 😭), so I feel like if your bones were already more femme HRT might help a ton. Two years is still early enough in that you never know 💕" @Summer_C_Ash How long have you been on HRT? @Hypnothulhu hey if power bottoms are a thing i can probably pull off the opposite thing >////> @Hypnothulhu would LOVE to give you the strap~ @TheGayChingy I mean I definitely have several of these qualities 🤔🤔🤔 "@Summer_C_Ash I mean yes it helps that it's attached to the rest of you which is also very cute, but I meant your neck in particular I found very cute when I first saw your face :3 But I get that that doesn't undo the dysphoria :/" "@Summer_C_Ash Really? I think it's really, really cute tbh" "Just speaking from decades of personal experience, I know for a fact if I felt like I looked overwhelmingly masc in the mirror I would NOT be this turned on lol" "that wonderful gender euphoric feedback loop of ""I am mostly into girls"" + ""goddess I look sexy"" + ""fuck I'm such a lesbian"" 🥰🥰🥰" "you ever walk into the bathroom, see your own reflection and go ""damn I have a sexy neck"" like the total lesbian you are? https://t.co/iENgFqttdk" "@NewGenderWhoDis I guess I can understand why it feels wrong if this is new to you, but I'd argue the biggest, most obvious benefit of being polyamorous is having partners that fulfill your needs in ways other partners can't. You're doing fine and this is completely normal 💕" "@NewGenderWhoDis Why would that be a bad place to be coming from? That's like the healthiest, most rational way to approach polyamory. As long as date girl knows you're polyam, it's cool" "@SixArmedSweater It's not real, it's just fun playing along with something so ridiculous and juvenile lol" @CatkinsLap At least a 4 >.> just want to constantly tell her how beautiful she is but I don't wanna come off as too desperate >.> "@did_system Clapping after big summer blockbuster trailers for huge franchises a ton of people love, on opening night for another big blockbuster, it SOMETIMES happens. Clapping after a plane lands is a made up thing." @Summer_C_Ash 👀👀👀 @redminer88 (it's made up to confuse any non-Americans who fall for it lol) (like I've never heard of them before now but it's fun to play along) goddammit I've got it bad >/////< @MoonPupper h-hey >//////< y'all ever crush on a girl so hard you start tearing up when you see a selfie of her because she's just too unbearably beautiful m-me either >.> CAN'T believe they don't have pissy shitties outside the US smdh I'M HYPERVENTILATING @emarl_ OMG MARLE SHE'S SO PRETTY 😍😍😍 Though I do appreciate the fact that Odyssey always went weird rather than traditional whenever it had that choice This would've been so much cooler and would've made Super Mario Land feel just that much more consistent retroactively. third party enemy scrotum when I'm learning a bunch about Japaneses construction worker uniforms now and that's pretty damn cool @futanarchy huge transbian mood @_RainingInside Oh! That makes sense then. Still couldn't help but giggle tho lol "@_PheebsAD Yeah I was like ""That's girl underwear, isn't it???""" I either have an incomplete understanding of the word knickers or this is a hilarious typo/misspeak "@ADirtyTrans well it IS hot, you're right :3" @panzyboy I bet you're right 💕 "@Daemonia94 Yep, I do it for all nsfw images/videos 💕 (For the most part I keep it to my AD tho)" @ADirtyTrans lol did you see what I accidentally tweeted on here? @Notactuallysmol (@NSalamanderFW 😘) "@Sona_Sonara (@NSalamanderFW, if you're curious~)" @nyaakat aaaaaaa h*ck 😍💦 @TheAshenCouncil SO cute!! 😍😍😍 "So far I've been able to catch it immediately, but that doesn't mean some folks don't see it briefly >.>" "If you ever see me RT/QT really nsfw stuff without a tag, it's because I meant to put that on my AD but messed up, sorry lol" @NeurologNyx @futanarchy transition goals honestly @MilkshakeMolly gosh i'd let her do anything to me 😍 "@TransgurlTSB In the context of sex positions, bottom usually refers to receiving (as opposed to giving), not which one of you is laying down. Sounds like you're describing what would be called topping in either case? You could still be a bottom, but that anecdote wouldn't be relevant to that" @TransgurlTSB Not sure I follow WAIT SERIOUSLY WE'RE GETTING HOTLINK? I USED TO JOKE ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S NEEDED FOR A SEEKER RAINBOW AND NOW WE'RE JUST ONE SUNSTORM AWAY LIKE HE WAS THE LEAST LIKELY OF THE TWO THIS IS HUGE FOR ME https://t.co/EnJZuKOQSo My biggest fear with the comic reboot (and by extension any other media they want to connect it to) is it'll start resembling the DC universe where a reboot happens every 5 years because it draws in some new readers for a short while before running out of ideas. "I just hope that the comic, show, or both have ideas of NEW places they want to take the series. Then this retread might've been worth it. But if this is just a reboot to make the brand align with itself or to make new readers/viewers interested, that's a waste." "And yeah I get this is brand synergy where they want the comics, toys and cartoon to all line up (this is even more synergistic than the Aligned continuity), but it still comes off as overkill, I dunno." "What's so weird is this is ostensibly entertainment for the older fans? Maybe not the OLDEST fans, but this isn't a cartoon being made with kids in mind first. They have that, it's called Cyberverse and by the sound of it it's actually doing a bunch of new stuff." At this point Transformers is like Spider-Man or Batman: No one needs to hear the origin story again. We all know it by heart. The IDW reboot actually looks mildly interesting but other than that? I am so over hearing the beginning of this story. "I love me some G1 but I'm gonna need Hasbro to lay off of going over the first episode of the cartoon for the umpteenth time for the next like 30 years. The comics, toyline, now this show. Enough. This isn't even the first redux of the beginning of G1 called War for Cybertron!" @loveydoveypup BULLYING D:< @polyheartmony Yeah most post-op transfemmes I've talked to talk about a memory retcon happening @Notactuallysmol *HUFFS ANGRILY* >/////> @WhaleHorned jfdhgfdjgdj HEY D:< "@Notactuallysmol HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY VERY OBVIOUS ""BABY ME"" BAIT D:< https://t.co/93aNXfShD1" @RaeGun2k From what I hear I'm not sure it ever does :3 @NewGenderWhoDis CUTE VOICE THO "I want to say I am DuckTales/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles years old, but that can either mean 33 or about 2 >.>" @RaeGun2k Feels so nice to be reminded it's gone 🥰🥰🥰 "@RaeGun2k It feels like a memory of a memory. Haven't yet has phantom pain, but I have a few times tried to tuck my nonexistent girldick in before sitting to pee lol" "Genital dysphoria fucks with you hard that once you're free of it some really weird brain shit can happen. It's hard to describe, honestly." "Me, 12 weeks post-op: Hey remember when I had a dick? My brain: https://t.co/fCajr5cctc" @Summer_C_Ash *huuuuugs* :/ "Obviously this goes for HRT too, but I feel like I've read that there are natural ways to have some effect on one's hormones? Not to the same degree we have now though of course. Gender confirming surgery though is firmly a 20th century invention. But for the most part, HRT too" "Just to be clear I meant ""bottom"" as in a synonym for ""sub,"" not as in a descriptor of a location on one's body THAT kind of bottom can absolutely be euphoric no question 🥰🥰🥰" @KalenK666 @BoiBungy @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine @jmm_1233 lol why would an alien species have identical skin tones to a completely unrelated alien species in a specific country Do you ever stop and feel real bad for the hundreds of millions of trans people throughout history that needed surgery but died untold centuries before it was even possible? @machtackle I'm a G1 stan but sometimes the show's colors were Wrong @machtackle Didn't even know I wanted this and now I'm sightly annoyed we're not getting it @willowhasadick 42? God I wish @joelockhart Bernie: You can't stop us This guy: BUT WE DID LOTS OF GOOD STUFF Cool that literately has nothing to do with the statement you're replying to @blaze_casual very cute too :3 @nyaakat @NewGenderWhoDis 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis All my SW friends are just the nicest most wonderful goddamn people @NewGenderWhoDis It be two things! :V @QuinntoBean Done 💕 "@emnicw @RaeGun2k Oh wait I guess I couldn't tell which of us you were talking to lol I assumed me because I'm high, but I bet my reply applies either way 💕" "@futanarchy Not just felt, gosh 😍" @quatoria About 3 hours "@blaze_casual You got this! Missing a single dilation won't set you that far back. Sometimes I skip them too, it's okay 💕" @emnicw @RaeGun2k Oh gosh you wouldn't be able to do that 💕 @Tuplet Ugh yeah that suuuuuucks @gendersludge These rankings are hard science @Kamenspider That sucks :/ @JenApparently I've enjoyed all 3 Arcees that have been announced in the past week or so and I can't wait to buy them all tbh 🥰 @gendersludge TRUTH @bunnarchist @NXOnNetflix Neat! @RaeGun2k Like a 1 but I always assume these memes mean intimidating in a bad way IM LOVE @SweetBeans99 Already said this elsewhere but it bears repeating: SUPER CUTE @OneLameShark THAT QUINTESSON THO @OneLameShark @MateDoom YESSSSS WING THING Btw all of these findings of mine should be read in the context of: - I'm not yet healed enough for penetration - Not even close to all my nerves have woken up yet I'm pretty sure when those aren't factors anymore things will noticeably change in some way. @LambChopInPamps dfgdjahsgfadslkfg t-true >////> "Usually what gets me to that last stretch of the marathon that is schlicking is finding That One Thing in the smut I was reading/watching that is Far Too Damn Hot, but the annoying thing is it's not always obvious what that's going to be lol" And I don't necessarily mean that in the sense that it's too hard. Sometimes cumming with my new parts feels almost easy! But there's ALWAYS an amount of careful babying that needs to be done to get to that orgasm. You can't rush it. Masturbating with a dick is like booting up a computer Masturbating with a vulva is like lighting a fire with two sticks @MilkshakeMolly jkfdghfdkgd 💦 @maccine_vaccine ty im so proud of it @LambChopInPamps dfhgdfhd @Selnyam Totally fair! What little I have lasts for like one or two tweets too lol @Selnyam gosh~ @a_alice_nsfw 👀👀👀 "@a_alice_nsfw I can be found by any card that searches for either a forest or an island, but not a basic land Fetchlands can find me, in other words :P" "@burnsbabe @TarynnWren @PhyrexianThot The ONLY card I felt like I saw the potential of when others (at least my local playgroup) didn't see being very good was Courser of Kruphix, lol. I know Magic but I am BAD at identifying competitive cards." to my confused followers that don't play magic: https://t.co/9zF2Kll7Vk @MrsStephinMerit They put both dogs and ducks in both uniforms. "need to be bred so hard you could pay 2 life when i enter the battlefield, otherwise i enter the battlefield tapped, then i tap for a green or blue mana" @LambChopInPamps ooooh yes plz! :3c "@AlexisAventrau That's fair! I just don't think I can stop, lol. I want to go at least twice as big :3" @Kamenspider You mean the one who had an obvious crush on another girl? :P @AlexisAventrau That's the size mine are too! Pretty sure I want to go bigger tho lol "Woke up with my left gauge not in my ear. Still had the rubber band on it when I found it, meaning it pulled itself out going the wrong way. Then I put it back in after who knows how many hours of being out... and it slid in easily. My ear holes are all stretched out gosh~" "@KalenK666 @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine @jmm_1233 @BoiBungy Most people recognized the prequels as being criticisms of the Iraq War and George W Bush. Lucas denied it, but said the stories were written during the Vietnam War with that conflict in mind. Political no matter how you slice it. https://t.co/Oe1k0UYL5a" @vootins I admit that thee name was 100% of the reason I bought them. This is targeted marketing to queers "@Chug_Wife Also you get to bottom without any prep beyond maybe a bit of lube, which is pretty awesome :V" "@Chug_Wife That doesn't offend me, but I do think that kind of thinking isn't healthy and exactly the textbook reason NOT to avoid GRS. But like, that kind of acceptance has to come from within. You're much more beautiful than you think." @Chug_Wife I don't think you'll offend me. @NeurologNyx @futanarchy as someone who spent their miserable teen years in fresno... i audibly cringed @Chug_Wife I'm like annoyingly curious but I don't want to make you uncomfortable. Your dick is adorable and I'm glad you know what you want to do with it 💕 @Chug_Wife I mean if you're worried a neovag would be limited in some way that's not really the case. I wish more transfemmes understood that the assumptions about neovaginas are mostly wrong. But it's not my place to pry. being gay rocks my tits @viragoergosum lol this was the one part of the show I barely ever heard My job during this was to watch the infrared camera feed to make sure everyone was okay. "@Chug_Wife Your dick is VERY cute but it's not the only thing that makes you attractive. Not getting GRS is of course valid, just as long as you not wanting to get it is informed by how YOU feel, not how you think others might feel." "@vexwerewolf @KalenK666 @Doc_Wolverine @jmm_1233 @BoiBungy Literally had a princess barking orders to and insulting a cowboy and she was framed as being right, but no, no feminism in the original trilogy." "@Chug_Wife I mean like, assuming the option presents itself, do you want GRS? Colorado is one of those states that'll do it even through Medicaid." @teagirlgf GOD mood @Tuplet @NomeDaBarbarian it's my superpower lol @Summer_C_Ash @NewGenderWhoDis Heck yeah! "@WillowPoss Omg I hope he's okay! ""Everything happens so much"" is such a goddamn mood x.x" @Kaelyrhn Made an extremely popular Civil War documentary in the 80's "@Summer_C_Ash @NewGenderWhoDis We need to finish the guest room at the new place but that should be done no later than April? And yeah if you're heading near or through southwestern Colorado, we'd love to have you!" I blame Ken Burns for this @riversidewings YUP I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW Like I barely knew anything about the Civil War as a kid so this just faded into memory but now it's just... yikes "@ThomasRohrer216 The sides do not appear to be drawn on species lines, which was probably a smart move." "@SEKSRD They seemed to (likely intentionally) show dogs, ducks, and at least one pig all on both sides so I dunno." @Summer_C_Ash @NewGenderWhoDis Awwww I wanna cuddle you!!! I loved this cartoon as a kid but also I was like an ignorant 6 year old wtf is going on @Kamenspider IT SURE IS IT INVOLVES CIVIL WAR SURVIVORS THEY SURVIVED IN A CAVE AND THEY'RE ALL WEARING GRAY UHHHHHHH We bought a box set of DuckTales last night and there's an episode with a Civil War reenactment. I... I really don't want to know what the duck/dog Civil War was about https://t.co/oZailRwuxG @EntityofJustice yeah I'm too much of a gay slut~ "@EntityofJustice pin me to a bed/wall, fill me with dick, and completely use me~ 💦" @Nymphomachy I often say I lost my 20's to dysphoria. This is a much-needed do over. "@NewGenderWhoDis I'd offer mine but, um, well... >.>" @marleystary @NewGenderWhoDis oh gosh 😳💦💕 @NewGenderWhoDis GOD I've been there 😭💕 @Trancister very gentle~ softly destroy~ @nyaakat @EchoLaviolette @LilFluffClouds as it should be~ 🥰 @GenderBanana hhgfffghhhff ffffddghhssd 💦💕 "@nyaakat @EchoLaviolette @LilFluffClouds head might be empty, but the rest of you is about to be full~" @nyaakat @EchoLaviolette @LilFluffClouds @enbyangel gosh what a cute slut~ :3c @EchoLaviolette @LilFluffClouds @nyaakat DEFINITELY >:3 g*sh h*ckit I was so horny last night and it's looking like that didn't go away D:< girls and enbies PLEASE destroy me~ 💦 @nyaakat @enbyangel @LilFluffClouds @EchoLaviolette seems like a bunch of cuties were ganging up on you and you loved it 🤔 just... knowing one's place 🥰 @PhyrexianThot SHE PERFECT is bottom euphoria a thing? 🤔 "@APrivateRobin It's still ahead for me too, tragically, but I can't wait 😍💕" @nyaakat @LilFluffClouds god we're such bottoms~ @nyaakat @enbyangel @LilFluffClouds @EchoLaviolette oh hey is this the thread for bullying Kat? @nyaakat *grumble grumble* D:< @nyaakat b-bullying >.> "@ComradCapacitor I mean you're cute, who can blame them? 👀" @ArtyMaus henlo~! @JennyOutrageous Gotta love that Dyke Dick 💕 @TheNDqueerelf 😍😍😍💦 @NewGenderWhoDis @a_alice_nsfw @Lewd_Dolly LOL literally the only downside of girldick @NewGenderWhoDis @DesDReac HHHGFFJHFH RIGHT??? @futanarchy @NeurologNyx wow really makes you think @perfect_0028 @futanarchy wow I feel so seen @warcabbitMWM @JenApparently I didn't think it was? "@warcabbitMWM @JenApparently I have this sneaking suspicion that no matter how controversial her takes might've been, the hatred she received in response was not at all proportional. Call it a hunch." @warcabbitMWM @JenApparently I respect the HELL out of her views on Decepticons even if I can't abide her Beast Wars takes @perfect_0028 @futanarchy (I'm gonna be real here and admit I didn't get it >.>) @ComradCapacitor gosh hi 😍 @ayyy_vuh this tweet is extremely good @Notactuallysmol >@< @Notactuallysmol FUCK :D @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn H*CK D:< @Triskitten @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps jhggghhhgfdddddggg >/////< 💦💦💦 @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn gonna pee all over those dicks g*sh this thread just got even hornier somehow "@Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps mmmmm and the cuties fucking me, it's gonna be great 🥰🥰🥰" @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps GHHGDDFHHFDFJJNDFGH N-NO @NewGenderWhoDis This might shock you but those are not normally included in Windblade's design :P @NewGenderWhoDis RIGHT????? "@LambChopInPamps n-nothing but the shirt, yeah >/////>" "imagine me wearing nothing but a shirt that says ""free use slut"" 😍" @a_alice_nsfw @Lewd_Dolly I'm saying I'm a big enough gay slut to try! @DesDReac fgdfgdfjkgdgdjgkdgd;aamdmf p-plz >/////< @Lewd_Dolly H*CK I HAVE TWO HANDS TOO WAIT A SECOND I HAVE 3 HOLES NOW "picture it two transfemmes using me as a fuck toy that's it, that's the tweet" it's 12:34am and I desperately want to be spitroasted "@dead_girly Yep! But updates just happen when they happen. Probably makes for better stuff, honestly." @Kaelyrhn Extremely The Perry Bible Fellowship is the modern day The Far Side is it gayer if i'm nonbinary too because i'm feeling particularly agender-y tonight~ @machtackle Oh! The guy who made that logo actually contacted me at one point but I haven't the slightest idea of how to find him again lol @litterboxhex dfjgkldghsjdkgdsfglkdsg u-ummmmm i totally wasn't subtweeting you? >//////> @Calliethulhu Kahthrynn @litterboxhex GONNA BE SO GAY @litterboxhex omg i cannot wait to come visit >:3 @litterboxhex hmmmmm what can two lesbians do together 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 "nonbinary cuties,,,, why must you be so hot,,,,,,, i am too gay for this,,,,,,,,,,," @litterboxhex gosh so am i 👀💦 @YourBoswell EXACTLY @NewGenderWhoDis SO much hornier you silly girl :P @YourBoswell And to play it off like this is anything but smut is so transparently embarrassing. Smut's great! I love smut! But let's call this what it is. "@YourBoswell It's so exhausting too because like, sure, I like girls and especially robot girls, so I think this is pretty sexy. But it's so ridiculous that they were so overt with it on a character that's been almost entirely above that kind of pandering until now. It's worth making fun of." @NewGenderWhoDis BEING TIED UP IS REALLY HOT OKAY????? Years ago I paid way too much for this ridiculous statue (testosterone is a helluva drug). It's very much 100% cheesecake and pretty objectifying. But honestly? I still like it. But people could raise very legit criticisms of it and that's fair. See? It's really not hard. https://t.co/GRl0ppJNA7 "If your ego seriously can't take a few women making fun of the porn you like, that says way more about you and issues you need to sort out than anything else." "Lost in all of this ridiculous back and forth the community has been having is that none of us think that you're automatically a bad person for liking or buying this toy, nor did we have intentions of getting it canceled. It's just... a shit, embarrassingly objectifying toy." @NewGenderWhoDis It's an extremely good idea "@mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis Meetups, often at places with food, for kinky people to hang out and meet other kinky people." @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh you're making me want to get back into going to munches! The last one I went to with Mistress we went to the dungeon after party meetup afterward and we put on quite the show for them 😍 @NewGenderWhoDis Woah I've been to a couple different munches and that was never a thing at either of them but now I'm mad that it wasn't lol. VERY good idea. "@OneLameShark You deserve it, dammit" Please don't track this person down to argue with them. Block them if you want but I do not condone anyone else getting involved. I just needed to vent. """the proportions aren't even that exaggerated or sexualized"" and you fucking kidding me buddy are you shitting my tits right now https://t.co/aRrTMRdvze" I'm sharing this because I'm mad and extremely frustrated at how beyond relevant any of it is. Is there a word for when you can tell someone with a lot of toxic ideas learned from their time living as a guy trying to rationally justify their hornyness? Because it's annoying af I thought they were a transfemme? But their bio doesn't seem to say that (anymore?)? I don't want to assume too much but I kept seeing takes from them that remind me a TON of how ignorant I used to be pre-transition. I think they have a lot of growing to do. "I've been mutuals with this person for a while, and they're one of those people who've I've had at ""two strikes"" so to speak for some time. This was the third strike. I consider Jen a friend and this shit is EMBARRASSING at BEST. https://t.co/hgG18eZADo" "@JangotheBlueFox This isn't a both sides issue. This is about sexist, bigoted harassment of a trans woman for having a luke warm take about a shit toy. Life isn't as simple as ""everyone gets an opinion"" because some people get louder voices and more power based on systematic inequality. Goodbye." @NewGenderWhoDis Ooooh what does sponsored mean in this context? (At first I thought it said suspended and I assumed not in the fun way and I was worried for a sec lol) "@JangotheBlueFox Because they were worthy of being made fun of, that model kit is shit. This is not a both sides issue. This is a case of a woman getting harassed for having an opinion because she's a woman. That you can't see that speaks volumes to who you are as a person and it's nothing good." @FlorenceLaReine Kobold girl! :3 transition goals "@JangotheBlueFox She was harassed for days for voicing her opinion. The company in question meanwhile, was not harassed. It is a company. It'll get over it. Rethink this entire thread, please. It has aged horrendously in the 20 hours since you tweeted it." I HAVE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED BUYING SOME OF THE CITYBOTS TWICE JUST SO I COULD KEEP SOME IN CITY MODE TO REALLY SELL THE AESTHETIC I'M GOING FOR THIS IS SLIGHTLY UNHEALTHY LOL "As someone who's always wanted her Transformers display to include as much like, themed decorations as possible with buildings, the Ark, Cybertron, etc, I am unironically pumped as hell for this." @FakeEstrusFlask @ThatTransJayne Lewd merch from franchises ostensibly for children is not exactly uncommon in Japan. @FakeEstrusFlask @ThatTransJayne You wouldn't like it if you were more familiar with how she's normally portrayed. She was really done dirty by this for not much benefit. "Poised to have my final, perfect display of my collection and it only took me 14 years! :V" maybe i'll finally take a census of the collection again last time i counted them waaaaaaas 2008 I wanna say? >.> "Gonna finally have the ability to eventually have my ultimate dream display for my Transformers at the new place and y'all aren't ready for its awesomeness, let me tell you" "@JenApparently Oh neat! I didn't get serious into collection until 2006 so I missed a lot of history. Seems like so much of early fandoms like, in general were spearheaded by women (Star Trek being a big one too) and the worst of male fanboys love to ignore that fact." @JenApparently Raksha? Anyway I can't wait to finally get Steven Universe on disc to show Mistress & Jen because I have a suspicion it'll go into the house's rotation too 🥰 @Chug_Wife STOP IT I WAS A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL AAAAAAA (Btw this is why our two big Great Pyrenees herd dogs are named Appa and Naga lol) I made Avatar fans out of both Mistress and Jen when we bought TLA and Korra on Bluray a little over a year ago. Now we have it on rotation at the house and I think Mistress has watched both series more than I have at this point! Both shows but especially TLA are masterpieces. oh NO I'M OLD "@PhyrexianThot @burnsbabe oh god I forgot we called it that god remember the early 2010's, oof" @behsss Omg happy birthday!!! @PhyrexianThot @burnsbabe That was the first Standard where I became aware of some amount of the meta (not that I played anywhere near competitively and I fell off on keeping up with the meta basically ever since then lol). I miss Thragtusk. (Not to imply I thought he wasn't awesome. I simply had no strong opinions on him! But if you were to ask me his political leanings before tonight I would've been very wrong) Tonight I learned Dick Van Dyke is: - Still kicking - Way more awesome than I thought he was So that's neat @ExistentialEnso same :/ *hugs* @PhyrexianThot Ooooh interesting! @JenApparently Way too many cishet men have terrible taste in robot cheesecake and feel the need to get defensive whenever they're called out on it. Fucking embarrassing. @lucashoal @RipleyStorm @CaseyExplosion 💕💕💕 @JenApparently @Vangelus Whoo hoo! "@JenApparently Reported! I really, really, really hope you can get that @ back. Just thinking about someone stealing one's name like that is terrifying to me :/" @Vangelus @JenApparently what does a gundam need with a rock lord anyway "@JenApparently @JosieKendamu Cishet men do not deserve Transformers, frankly" "@JenApparently Ugh, that's so scary :/ I tried reporting them for impersonating you, but Twitter wouldn't let me include your current @? Dunno if it'll help, but I had to try." @JenApparently Oh NO is that why you had to change your @? Because someone stole it? I didn't think that was possible during deactivations... @JenApparently I was worried you deactivated! Or maybe you did? Good to still see you around. Hope you're doing okay :/ @RipleyStorm 21 hours later and I realize I put a comma after loving instead of wonderful for some weird reason lol @Chug_Wife You make me so goddamn happy so there @PrissyOrcGF the gayest mischief @lucashoal Shi's been taking a slight break from Twittering but I've passed the message onto hir @Sephiremo I'm a huge fan of the games so hard disagree "There's also this must-have stuffie from FanGamer I need to buy next paycheck. I know Banjo & Kazooie are in Smash, but I'd argue that itself is a part of their renewed popularity and Rare should really take advantage of that. Give us a proper BK3! https://t.co/rAbQxjF5In https://t.co/LCcdQGqTr1" Cishet men do not have good taste in robot cheesecake and then get violently angry when a single woman calls them on it. "I'm overjoyed that Banjo-Kazooie merch is suddenly a thing again, but I really hope this means a new BK game is in the works! https://t.co/TyRO6U2hru" Cishet men do not deserve Transformers "Ugh, I didn't know Jenevieve had to delete her account over that stupid Windblade statue. Hope she's doing okay :/" @tinybird420 You don't even look like her wtf @SixArmedSweater virgin omega supreme vs chad scorponok @FrigidElfChild I know it's 5 hours later but: 👀👀👀 @TheGayChingy https://t.co/MMLReD1csE @CatkinsLap omg I love it!! 😍😍😍😍 @polyheartmony Nice! Thank you! Is there like a fan site that's keeping track of these releases? Not even a pre-order for season 3 yet and without knowing when the first two released I can't even estimate when 3 might come out. @itsviviactually RIGHT???? @natalievanbc It's the new upcoming WFC Arcee! "You can easily get the Adventure Time complete series box set (as well you should), but for some reason Cartoon Network's other massive hit is pulling teeth to obtain." "No earthly idea why we can't have a Blu-ray release like, you know, they already made? But whatever." "For context: The last time I tried to buy Steven Universe on disc they only had non-region 1 released. Can't find the original tweet but here, have the tweet I made when Amazon sent me an Italian copy of Kingdom Hearts 3 https://t.co/tAYj4yTjPZ" "THEY FINALLY HAVE STEVEN UNIVERSE ON REGION 1 ON DISC It's DVD and only the first two seasons for now, but I'll take it! Fucking finally!! https://t.co/iewC7KAsgC" "@FinalBossFemme Literally a ""sounds like a you problem"" expect directed at the kind of people who actually deserve it." "Scorponok looks goddamn *sexy*, fuck" @emnicw *wag wag* :3 long stressful day today but at least I'm cute 💕✨ https://t.co/24irEX2ROP @LeafTilde CUTE @natalievanbc Gosh not bad at all! :3 @mode_view 😘💕 @CatoftheNine YUS :333 @natalievanbc YES im salazzle curvy lizbian~ @natalievanbc OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH @blaze_casual I'm getting there too and I love it so much 😭💕 @HexLatex GOALS Read my girlfriend's smut! :3 @blaze_casual Every new chapter in this is so exciting :3 @replicantmemory Omg congrats! 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual RIGHT???? @Calliethulhu hhhggggffffffgghhhgfffgh 💦 "@LeafTilde One of the hottest, honestly" @Summer_C_Ash yeah there's a decent chance I'm PMSing lol "@Trancister Nah, HRT can definitely do that" @Trancister @Kaelyrhn omg you're right @Trancister I DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO DRIVE 😭 NICE https://t.co/EA0qkdtWvs @CatkinsLap goshhh 😍😍😍 "@blaze_casual There's an entire form of animation based around tracing called rotoscoping. No method of creating art is inherently invalid, it all depends on context." "@TrexPushups @PrissyOrcGF Kinda how I'm treating my much-desired nipple piercings and BA, but I'm still not 100% sure I want implants. I go back and forth." @PrissyOrcGF from then on your lips shall be name Tuskbreaker @PrissyOrcGF hjdfkjghdhsdfs >//////> @PrissyOrcGF VALID I want snake bites too and I feel this @PrissyOrcGF TUSKS??? 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF The symbol on the flag is plush lips with tusks 😍 "@BirdTickIer That's a VERY good point. I assume 100% of the time I get gendered correctly it's a cis person going ""That's a trans woman, I know what to do with them"" It's a hollow victory in a lot of ways." "@BirdTickIer I don't get it either. Like sure it's really nice when a cis stranger gets my pronouns right, but I'm not gonna ask queer spaces to make nonbinary people feel unwelcome because of a nice bonus I sometimes get to feel? Just ask for my pronouns, it's cool." @PrissyOrcGF fdghgjksdhgsda so mean~ 💦💦💦 @PrissyOrcGF noooooo but then i'll want it more 😭💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF help these so called hazards just make me want them more "@WillowPoss *more queer havens I have no idea why my phone suggested ""nowy""???" @Chug_Wife they're so important gosh "@blaze_casual I think I do too, but I'm kinda working with half the equipment, you know? Once I'm cleared for penetration I'd much rather masterbate with a dildo (assuming the prep & cleanup aren't too much lol). I have a sneaking suspicion I'm a penetrative orgasm preferring girl." @WillowPoss Omg and I want to go to said queer coffee house!!! The nowy queer havens out there the better 🥰💕 @WillowPoss That's what we're trying to do with our ranch 🥰 @Chug_Wife OOF "@Chug_Wife Doll makers would much rather use the same buck (which is the basic figure body-- HATE that it's called that given the context, blegh) they already have. An ideal trans doll would need brand new parts if they wanted to do her justice." @Chug_Wife please tell me that's not a real Mattel product @DesDReac @RipleyStorm Shi's been tweeting a bit less lately @WereChickenAU @MilkshakeMolly @RipleyStorm I don't know what hir PayPal is but I will ask 💕 @sextoyspolitics I feel very lucky to have experienced both tbh 🥰 Anyway guess who didn't get to her floor tonight 🙃🙃🙃 Like I can feel the different floors (tinier orgasms that aren't quite there) and learning that pacing is so vital. Whereas with the previous equipment: What floors? I get in to start and get out at orgasm. "Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor" "I don't always get horny when I'm depressed, and I don't usually get depressed after being horny, but horny follows depression often enough that it makes me wonder what the hell the connection there is." "I tried googling why I get horny when I'm depressed and while it seems like I'm not the only one asking, there doesn't seem to have been any helpful research on this topic and my query goes unanswered." "@NewGenderWhoDis I mean I assume she has a job that keeps her busy :P Also maybe she's trying to play it cool? Even if she doesn't need to, she might not know that." @sexfungus Oh do they have a Twitter account? I'd like to follow them! @dreamsofskies RIGHT????? "@CookieCyboid th-that looks um, gosh o.o" @acvalens fdhgfdgdhg r-really? >/////> YES. FINALLY. I'M SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT OMG OMG OMG OMG @LambChopInPamps @MLP_Wiki @IanFlynnBKC @JamesAsmus @TonyFleecs @JLawrence_Art THIS COMIC WAS MADE FOR ME WHAAAAAAT "@Mikepik19475834 Really not at all relevant, verging on being inappropriately so, but yes I believe I am, though I've never been diagnosed." "It would mean the world to me if you followed my hirfriend @RipleyStorm. Shi relies on Twitter for support and she gives so much of her time to the community. Shi's lost 500 followers this month and I don't understand why. Shi's a wonderful loving, person that you should follow." @PhyrexianThot @starch255 Adding more queers probably makes it gayer right? 🤔 "@Kaelyrhn The Last Jedi, hence why I said that lol" "@PhyrexianThot oh, extremely best solution is to get even gayer" @Kaelyrhn Yeah I'm really looking forward to that trilogy assuming it happens. Poised to be the best Star Wars thing ever. @Kaelyrhn Yeah but then there's stuff like Abrams having already filmed an ending with Rey being with her new chosen family. He course corrected into weaker stuff for not much benefit. "@Kaelyrhn Apparently that was only rumored? And even if it wasn't, seems like Lucasfilm is dropping projects the second they aren't working so no news might be bad news." "If/when we get another trilogy of Star Wars movies, I really hope whoever is making them tries to do something truly new. That's what I want from Star Wars at this point. I love the nostalgia, but it's empty calories if it's all that's there." "Like I said yesterday, I still really really really love TROS, but I can't deny that it was noticeably weak in a lot of baffling ways and it really didn't need to be." "When he mentions that Luke & Leia hated Tatooine so why metaphorically bury them there: I want to argue and nitpick that. When he says that ending doesn't work for Rey specifically, who has spent the trilogy longing for a FAMILY and ends the saga alone: Can't disagree." Oh gosh I had already seen a lot of the concept art from the earlier draft of TROS but I didn't realize that was Colin Trevorrow's version before he left the project. Knowing the things that draft of the story wanted to do makes me long for that version. https://t.co/k4EyT4pere "Side note that isn't at all an important thing, but: I so rarely unmute videos on Twitter when they have subtitles, but I'm glad I unmuted this one because their accent is so nice. I could listen to them talk for days. I'd like to." "This person: Hey this is really fucking weird, makes no sense, and is really hard for me and other queer people to deal with The comments (at least the ones I could stomach skimming): THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS OUT THERE, STAY OUT OF OUR PERFECT HAIR CUTTING SYSTEM(???)" "Imagine getting as defensive as the replies to this over the fact that getting your haircut is based on genitals in our society. Like, do cishets enjoy that fact? Do they think it's logical?" "@cuddlestopheles ugh, this is a mood" @sariyel_sub @emuchaton gonna need hours and hours of rigorous study @sariyel_sub @emuchaton emu's ass will be put on the endangered species list because there's only one only tops with a license are permitted to hunt it @Kaelyrhn Given the symptoms I'm finding she's definitely in heat. This is annoying. "@FMGhost09 Okay so it's something that can happen, but it looks like it's not like an increased risk based on their age. That's good to know." @FMGhost09 It doesn't seem like my question is answered there? Also bearing in mind I can't watch them 24/7: Can any harm come to Midna if a neutered adult cat mounts her? "Is it true that if you spay a cat too late they'll still regularly go into heat? I thought I remembered hearing that at some point. Midna is about 10-ish months old, are we too late? :/" "Ugh, Binx was mounting Midna and he's been neutered since he was VERY small so that means we have to spay Midna asap. It's just finding the money to afford it, ugh I've raised six cats and I've never yet had to deal with one not being fixed in time :/" @itsrileynicks @TillyKush Omg thank you!! @Chug_Wife I'm terrified of getting haircuts and the regret that can come from them so my advice would be to play it safe >.> @KorpsPropaganda @winemomicorn HECK YEAH @Chug_Wife @ErisGael present company excluded of course~ @Dr_GamerGirl @SixoTF It's the upcoming War For Cybertron Scorponok "@BugbearPancakes In theory there's more shortcuts though! Which is an animation tradition lol My favorite illustration of how grueling stop motion can be is the reason Lock, Shock, & Barrel have a walking bathtub in The Nightmare Before Christmas: Four legs are easier to animate than six." "@Chug_Wife @ErisGael It's like, the idea of femboys are so hot why can't the execution be not trash" @sqwrrkpon @mode_view hhhgfddd g hi hhgffdddghhhvd shhhgg 💦💦💦💦💦💦 @BugbearPancakes I often dreamed about getting into animation but the painful truth is I don't have the patience for it. Especially ironic is my favorite kind is stop motion lol @sqwrrkpon @mode_view hhhgfdhbgffghd b-but what if I wanna cum? >.< @SixoTF Any reason to think he wouldn't be? @KorpsPropaganda @winemomicorn OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING??? @Shoggoth_Lord I mean VERY much both but I meant as my own hole~ @sqwrrkpon @mode_view hhgfffhhddhhhf I have a pussy now and I still want that >.< @sqwrrkpon @mode_view 👀👀👀👀 @Shoggoth_Lord hhhggghhhhgf want one so bad 💦 @sqwrrkpon @mode_view would be cuter to show through transformation tbh @Shoggoth_Lord god right??? The main money making trick for New Leaf was stealing bugs from the island in that game so I dunno why people are acting like this is a new thing lol @WaffliesProcliv GOD pooltoys are hot 💦 "people who are confused are reminding me of that time I got horny for null bulges on main it's just extremely specific, often furry-adjacent fetishes lol" @Notactuallysmol you heard me some furries: it's 2020 where's my cat tail me: it's 2020 where's my donut hole bottom surgery except it's to make your butthole look like a donut @Hypnothulhu Turning into the fertility goddess you're meant to be~ @emuchaton honestly i've grown tired of breathing anyway @LilFluffClouds Awwwww cute! @EsserZed SLING US A WEB YOU'RE THE SPIDER-MAN SLING US A WEB TONIGHT @itsrileynicks DEFINITELY keeping an eye out for this style next time I buy some :3 @itsrileynicks might need me a pair or six of those 👀 alt text: 2015/2020 Sad dysphoric secret girl / Gay slut @OzmaRacc i'm on the bed and my legs are S P R E A D @OzmaRacc god this might come as surprise but i want you to top me real bad~ @mode_view N E E D E G G 💦💦💦 https://t.co/vQD6cBri6X 2015/2020 Sad dysphoric secret girl / Out and proud trans lesbiab https://t.co/xFGtSb0mwo @mode_view HI THIS IS WAY HOTTER THAN IT SHOULD BE THERESS GONNA BE LOTTA EGGGSSS @kajikia_ https://t.co/yMxWHm7LlA @Demi_theynd Are most of your followers queer like mine are? Might be why :P @DesDReac HDJGKFSLGJFDKLGDNFGLDGJFLAGNEIHGURJDLFGKGKLF 💦💦💦💦💕💦💦💕💦💦💕💕💕💦💕💕 anyway plz breed me hard @Demi_theynd i just want to see a tid @Demi_theynd whomst among us @PhyrexianThot so THAT'S where you left it! "@Hypnothulhu *moans* gosh yes plz, my holes are yours to use and abuse~" can one be bred with a strap? 🤔 @Hypnothulhu hey apropos of nothing i'm a pretty worthless fuckhole 👀💦 @ArtyMaus @vexwerewolf @KorpsPropaganda I believe I've made my feelings on this subject quite clear https://t.co/CptnKLzPo4 "@vexwerewolf @KorpsPropaganda it's WAY more fun if I act like I hate it, you understand~" @ChloeSunflora @Notactuallysmol h*ck >/////> @JenevieveFrank IS THIS A REAL FIGURE THAT'S GETTING RELEASED??? 😍 "@TsuTamara @LeafTilde @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn yeah that's really rude even with the ""/s""" @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @TsuTamara @LeafTilde TRAGICALLY not enough honestly @TsuTamara @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @LeafTilde Y E S @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn @TsuTamara @LeafTilde I A P E R ? "@vexwerewolf @KorpsPropaganda It's a beautiful name, unless complaining about it will get me assimilated in which case, see previous comment :V" @vexwerewolf God what an obnoxious name too D:< @LeafTilde That's all I know to do with bots!! @TheNDqueerelf Omg yay!! So much fun we're gonna have :3 Someone please take my phone away from me https://t.co/uVfO9siBmk WOW how much did you pay for these bots Mikey? https://t.co/qoUIIrcOLG Wrong name AND wrong state! Impressive! Couldn't help myself https://t.co/1yo1ZIeTTO @AshCoyote Happy birthday Ash! I hope it's been a good one 🥰💕 "@APrivateRobin YUP I get really surreal feelings when I look at pics of my old dick. Like... that can't be me, can it? Remarkable what the brain does when it's free of genital dysphoria" @PrissyOrcGF SO gay~ 😍 @CodeWitchJen @EmpGonzo @AstroValerie Yeah it being permanent might be worth it My left tit is now so much bigger than my right that my padded bra looks uneven D: I need some more growth in my right one desperately :/ @QuestForTori mood :/ @blaze_casual Omg yay! Torrid has such an amazing selection @Summer_C_Ash oh h*ck nice boobs!! 😍💕 "@Floor_Doughnut Oh, extremely" @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF nah it's cuter if I get to watch~ :3c @vexwerewolf @JenevieveFrank Yeah I have so many new weirdos too blockchain! Such a gift My new panties are super comfy and cute but they're also mostly nylon which I didn't realize meant my pads can barely stick to them RIP 🙃 @PrissyOrcGF TRUTH @SweetBeans99 oh you too? >.> "@PrissyOrcGF GODDESS your lips are so kissable, Morgan!! 😍😍😍" @Lilfelicity1 @Notactuallysmol It's the same beats as the meme but yeah they're using it differently. And that's fine but it's less funny imo @Cynon44 Same :/ "@AstroValerie @EmpGonzo Yeah the idea that I'd either have to replace them or remove them after as little as a decade is a big factor in my decision. Probably worth it still, but I have to keep it in mind." "@msmaddiecakes I don't know what you mean by peeing weirdly but I don't think I am, no" "@JenevieveFrank If they just make her look like, you know, Windblade, it'd be way sexier. Hope that's what the plan is." Remember when I had to pee through my clit? That sure was a shitty 32 years! "While peeing with my new urethra placement/length never felt bad or wrong, for a while there it was really novel in a way that I almost kinda had to brace for every time I peed if that makes sense? Only now, nearly 12 weeks post-op is it starting to feel normal/uneventful." @Chug_Wife 😶😶😶 @PaigeAfterDark Oooh yes do let me know! Good luck! :3 "The big head proportions were based on the 2D games obviously, but at some point they decided ""Nah in the rendered official look his head will be proportionally smaller"" and it's stuck ever since. I like both designs but I miss the big headed version. https://t.co/i40EgqAh11" people love fat pikachu but no one ever talks about big head bowser https://t.co/mxQXieGJjG @blaze_casual Yeah I'm pretty sure I want to get BA but I'm gonna see what growth yeeting my balls is gonna lead to first I think. Not that I have the money already tho lol @blaze_casual having boobs is so nice :3 @Lewd_Dolly TRUTH @Lewd_Dolly Transitioning is so much like a fetish fic I love it so much 😍 @undeadmooncat saaaaaaame @Lewd_Dolly RIGHT??? I really can't pick a favorite! @Lewd_Dolly Yeah now that my balls are gone I'm expecting another growth spurt or two. Maybe they'll end up looking good enough without implants! @pouchedfox Holy h*ck those are GOALS 😍 @Lewd_Dolly That's probably what I'm gonna do as soon as I can afford it tbh @TrexPushups Like I JUST got these erogenous zones! I don't want to lose them now! "but DAMN imagine me with some massive, round, fake as hell looking b!mbo tits 😍" "I'd really love breast implants both because my tits aren't big enough for my chest and because I really want to be a b!mbo, but I also don't want breast implants because I'm scared of losing nipple sensitivity, worried they'll look wrong, and not looking forward to like, upkeep." "To be clear this isn't a ""Kids today use computers too much!"" but rather ""Fascism is in every YouTube algorithm and present in the language & culture of every online game with voice chat""" "I had pretty much unrestricted access to the early 00's internet after my dad (the only one proficient with computers in our family) died when I was 13. The stuff I learned was really valuable and formative, but you can't let kids do that anymore! Or arguably ever!" "There are moments where I'm really sad I didn't get to be a mom. But there are many more where I feel really lucky that I'm not. I think I'd make a great mom but even something simple like ""How do I let my children use the internet in 2020 like, at all?"" sounds like a nightmare" @NewGenderWhoDis Literally I initially followed you because your @ is one of the best on this entire website lol (And I stayed because you ended up becoming a wonderful friend :3) @NewGenderWhoDis is it vanity if it's 100% true tho? 🤔 "Yes, I am~" @NewGenderWhoDis So romantic! Gosh! 😍 @NewGenderWhoDis Omg yay! I recall also thinking this of Tails theme but it's been many years "Maybe it's because I played Sonic Adventure 2 first, but I've always felt that the SA1 version of Sonic's theme is like the much shittier cover version of the SA2 version." So despite getting a year of premium Pokemon Home I don't trust our shitty internet here to transfer over my Living Dex so I'll have to wait until we're at the new place before I attempt it 😭😭😭 @thebayleerenee Hmmmm could probably be doing more 🤔 @MagsVisaggs I'm sure I've met several in fact @RanatokiParalax (posted a pic on my AD @NSalamanderFW) @LambChopInPamps (on my AD~) UPDATE: WEARING THEM AND THEY ARE INDEED CUTE AS HELL "@Calliethulhu I have high hopes they'll still make a compelling show out of the premise, though!" @Calliethulhu Really wish Lucas didn't end RotS like RIGHT before ANH in all but number of years and rather just let the audience figure the rest out. Would've given them more room to explore what Obi-Wan might've done in the intervening years. @Calliethulhu I still need to see it! Hopefully the new house can support streaming shows 😭 "@Calliethulhu Yeah I wasn't excited for Boba Fett, or Yoda, or Obi-Wan movies, BUT I knew I'd probably enjoy them and ended up loving Solo despite not being interested in that premise either." "@Calliethulhu Oh that's a given, yeah. I'm just annoyed that they keep stumbling despite me loving what they're putting out. The Star Wars universe is paradoxically NOT as massive as it seems. They should be spending more time cultivating a bigger universe than Jedi vs Empires" @Calliethulhu Yeah and I'm saying I'm annoyed/sad that they canceled the spin-off line :/ In my opinion Rogue One and Solo were wonderful. @maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu ...And that's a bummer because he is far and away the best thing that's ever happened to the franchise. And I include George Lucas in that comparison. "@maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu I promise I'll see Knives Out and am excited to, but nothing can replace Star Wars in my heart so that's a bummer to me :/" @Calliethulhu Well I'll still be happy to see it either way! ...REALLY pissed off that I'm finally in a world where I've been loving Star Wars movies again and because they didn't reach an arbitrary level of success I have to watch them as streaming shows now 🙃 @LambChopInPamps Apparently it's in production but no one outside of the production knows if it's a sequel or a reboot. (needless to say I am PUMPED AS HELL for Johnson's trilogy) "I think a big part of the problem is that The Last Jedi isn't just the best Star Wars movie, it's like... one of the best movies? At least of the fantasy/sci-fi variety? Beyond the best for anything that franchise has put out. Only Johnson himself could've maybe followed that up" @ExistentialEnso I'm so glad I know at least one person who shares my pain 😭💕 "The existence of Toy Story 4 and Shrek 5 is proof that movie studios are lying anytime they tell you the end of a franchise is happening. (I heard TS4 was good but I still feel betrayed and refuse to watch it, sorry not sorry)" "@Chopin_42 VERY cute, cutie! 💕💕💕" "In addition: I strongly feel it doesn't take much to see the movie in a positive light (from a certain point of view, if you will) and I think most people (somewhat understandably) refused to do that. And even if it is understandable, it annoys the hell out of me." "I really really really loved Rise of Skywalker. And also: Rise of Skywalker could've been so much better with only minimal, seemingly easy to catch changes. It feels like a rushed movie that achieved a fraction of its potential. And I really really really loved it." @Notactuallysmol omg thank you friend! :3 Rapidly becoming that way with Rise of Skywalker @Calliethulhu We need a dictatorship of the proletariat in addition to a dictatorship of people who are not Michael Bloomberg "@Notactuallysmol Yep, here's a recent example. I liked and retweeted it because it's funny, but notice how it reverses the original framing of the meme https://t.co/C5HLxwFvaq" @LittleLambJenny Of course cutie! :3 "I think the first time I saw it and recognized it as a meme was something like ""If I were depressed I would simply stop being sad."" That's really fucking funny and summarizes a very real yet ridiculous stance way too many people seem to have." @LittleLambJenny just sign your name in the snow right here suspiciously close to my thirsty face~ Anyway I thought it was funnier the original way "I thought the ""If I were [X] I would simply [Y]"" meme format was for mocking the person you're exaggeratedly portraying (as in, the joke is it's not that simple and yet some ridiculous people think it is), but nowadays I mostly see it used to mock [X], if that makes sense?" @floofstrid @Potatopolitics Good enough for me! @little_lizzie22 h*ck yeah! @Kamenspider Alastor/Starscream OTP ...starstor @little_lizzie22 @tiptransformed MOOD ps im always lookin 4 gal pals @Chopin_42 I wanna go as big as possible for sure! :333 @RanatokiParalax @tiptransformed @MrsStephinMerit Oh there will DEFINITELY be one :3 @Chopin_42 hhggffdfghhhhf 💦 @deathpigeon Hell yes we should! @Chopin_42 h*ck I'd be EVEN CUTER? >////> "@deathpigeon The least painful place to get them, too, so good for beginners" @tiptransformed @MrsStephinMerit We own a house in two days technically! Don't jinx it! :P @deathpigeon I mean earlobes are where I started! :3 just two girls peeing on each other y'know like gal pals @StebMcDreb hhggffhhhfff can't wait to see you >.< "@StebMcDreb wow, gay~ :3c" "@StebMcDreb just lots of moany, sloppy making out while grinding~" @MrsStephinMerit WE HAVE MOVING TAKES FOREVER WHEN YOU'RE BUYING A HOUSE 😭😭😭 @MateDoom Omg neat! @StebMcDreb mmmmm wanna grind on you~ "Okay, so we basically have one more week to pack up everything, and I think I can get the rest of my non-essentials packed up completely in a day or two. Keep getting worried there won't be time, but I don't think that fear is rational." @PrissyOrcGF @softgirlrobin *stumbles into room* IM CUTE CHUBBBY @MateDoom oooooh that turquoise and magenta tank I don't believe I own yet! @StebMcDreb wait i don't have a girldick so the erection part i cant provide lol @StebMcDreb maybe we can take turns doing it to each other? >////< GODDESS I really want another piercing. After we're settled from the move I might have to look into that septum piercing I've wanted so much >w> "@whatzittuuyah Yeah, that's dysphoria. Even if we can't get the body that perfect for us, surgery can help us get a bit closer. It helped me for sure." @ZJemptv *BIG HIGH FIVES* :D @NewGenderWhoDis GAAAAAAAAAY :3 "ALSO I don't have a dick anymore, which, you know, for me really helps lol" "I've come a long way! Now that I feel like a girl, I can really enjoy clothes that are way more fun imo 🥰" "Back when I was getting a therapist letter for HRT, one of the things she asked me about was what women's clothes I wore, and at the time I hadn't crossdressed much at all. For me the quickest way to feel dysphoric was to put girl clothes on my body that felt so ""male""" "@BookishDoki @LeafTilde JUST BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A PUSSY DOESN'T MEAN THIS FANTASY ISN'T EXTREMELY HOT OKAY I LIVED IT, AND IT'S REALLY HOT" MIGHT take pictures but having to wear pads post-surgery still makes panties slightly less cute than they could be @PrissyOrcGF very mommier! :3 "@Summer_C_Ash SO much fun! :3 No, these don't have ruching BUT I know where I'm planning to order some that does >w>" "being girl,,, good,,,,,," Bought panties so cute today I'm legitimately excited to wear them >w> @MrsStephinMerit H*ck yes!!! Congrats! @MateDoom I already have that mold in two other paint jobs lol But good idea! Just bought a few essentials today 🥰 https://t.co/Ny74cXNzXO @JaneFae awwwww thank you!!! 💕💕💕💕 @TheSecretCallie love you tons :/ "It was a good day though! Got some toys I've been meaning to add to my collection, some cute panties and and cute tops that were on sale!" loooooong day of errands and I'm a v tired lizbian x.x @NewGenderWhoDis @BoringNerdyKate @cyberslutfaye i'm a slut for the planet @ArtyMaus >///////< 💦💦💦💦 @ArtyMaus hhhgfddfghhd h*ck D:< @EvvyEmm HEY D:< @sonyaism early constantly need girls to bully me 💦 @CookieCyboid @Drone0143 oh HELL yes and I got paid today! :3 @PrissyOrcGF omg yay! hope to get there one day 😍✨ @tinybird420 Doesn't feel amazing? 💕 Might have to wait to open her until after we move tho 😭😭😭 I BOUGHT A BIG GORL TODAY 🦖 https://t.co/ylEYLBiJyK @blaze_casual It's honestly my new favorite! Too bad we're moving next week 😭 "[cw food] Mistress, Jen, & I had gyros for lunch and they were SO GOOD 😍 https://t.co/vFFWxFwJOv" @QuestForTori DEAL @QuestForTori it's not in fort collins D:< https://t.co/CKrbdxCuly @CatkinsLap I'm hoping to get the same kind of piercings and uhhhhh this important info to keep in mind lol @Skeletonizer I thought the same thing! Like I love some robot cheesecake but this is overkill @PrissyOrcGF @LeafTilde yeah I immediately thought of Morgan @caninedae are you implying fiver isn't a slut @xychelsea Omg finally!! 💕💕💕 @ayyy_vuh Glow UP 💕✨ @MrsStephinMerit @grittystitties @blaze_casual gosh I guess there will have to be a line 😳 @DesDReac h*ck >/////> "@Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife it's,,,, my brand" @LeafTilde fgdgfdkgfdghdk leaf this is one of my favorite fetishes how dare >//////< @blaze_casual You got this! @everymangirl It's the exact same level of childhood logic that says putting bread in a VCR will toast it @chainchompist g-gm >.> @Summer_C_Ash don't need to be awake to sit on my face~ @tainkirrahe cishet male Transformers fans must be stopped @Summer_C_Ash I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR CUTE BUTT 😘 @Summer_C_Ash Subtweet means a person is talking about another person without saying who it is :P @mode_view Incorrect. With a magician there is an implicit agreement between the performer and the audience to be deceived. No such social contact exists with these videos. "@UmbralReaver More like ""Never use a reason for disliking something that I can't argue against"" What an asshole." "@blaze_casual Oof, cycling through every size? I think that would destroy me x.x I'm already impatient enough needing an extra ten minutes to slowly get the green one in >.>" @Summer_C_Ash good morning guess who's butt I was subtweeting? 😘 https://t.co/Lr9fgtZ8cQ "Takes a real special kind of scumbag to profit off of intentionally deceiving children, just saying." "The popcorn one is so obviously fake but then I'm sure if I had more experience with food I'd say that of all of these. When I think about the kind of people who think a fresh ear of corn in the microwave will create popcorn, I think of children. These videos are lying to kids." "you ever just see a cute friend's butt and instantly think ""I've grown tired of breathing anyway""" "I'm awake and still horny girls,,,," @Summer_C_Ash @NewGenderWhoDis @NSalamanderFW @Aerie h*ck 😍😍😍 @PersephoneHime 👀👀👀💦 @emuchaton emu the top that's what they call you @blaze_casual know any girls that might be able to help? 👀💦 "really want a girl to hold me close from behind, teasingly breathing/nibbling on my neck/ears as I feel her growing erection against my butt y'know just girl stuff" @sextoyspolitics h*ck 😍 @xXxCrystalline hhfffhhggh 👀💦 @ACrimsonSun CUTE BAB "@emnicw WE can very often tell, but TERFs are terrible at it :P" @RiotGrrrlJemma h*ck 😍 @caraesten when there's a tuna with a kink you just can't accept @qirenni @NewGenderWhoDis I agree. (DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS REPLY I MISREAD THAT SORRY >.<) @NewGenderWhoDis I spent four years thinking a Bernie presidency was impossible but I'm starting to have hope again. "@Chug_Wife Probably just curious to see the other half of the convo, especially if my half interests them." @Chug_Wife I'm sorry I'm terrible at using my private account lol @futanarchy oh no D: @Colezze H*ck yeah it is! @willowhasadick THANK YOU @maxcapacity_ yeah and everquest came before WoW :P "@cassie_complex Actually there was a weird phenomenon in the I think Silver Age where comics with apes on the cover sold extremely well for some reason, and pretty much every comic company leaned into it for a while." @maxcapacity_ lol tf2 is budget ow for me @maxcapacity_ I'm older than you and Overwatch is my game. I played some TF2 but it never really hooked me like OW did @TheNDqueerelf YES @TheNDqueerelf Snart pride!!!! @NewGenderWhoDis @tiptransformed h*ck yeah girl bulges are hot!!! @SteampunkPenny I love you so much Mistress. We're almost through this 💕 @polyheartmony yes yes! soft good 🥰 @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH IT IS @Jesin00 @NewGenderWhoDis Tuck Everlasting if you will @NewGenderWhoDis h*ck love you too 💕 "@NewGenderWhoDis I never tucked either, but I especially don't now 🤣" @Flea Good to know! Thank you! 💕 @Flea Oh hell yeah is it hard to set up? @Clockwork_ASM Hmmmm might be worth looking into then. Thanks! "@Brimmy21 Yeah but it can't dock to a TV, can it?" "This would be way more tempting if I could have the same account on multiple systems. But switching to portable only and never docking again is kind of a lot... but,,,,, pink,,,,,,,,,,," @Flea E G G @KittyOwO_ You really do! It gets even better in the second season! @NewGenderWhoDis @SaraJaneOL Slut pride! @NewGenderWhoDis OMG THANK YOU I NEED ME SOME OF THIS @NewGenderWhoDis @nglidk wait is it ruching or runching i'm confused @NewGenderWhoDis THEY MAKE THOSE??? @TheNDqueerelf @NSalamanderFW @LambChopInPamps Next time you find an opportunity you gotta come visit! 💕💕💕 @futanarchy I ABSOLUTELY went into my surgery internally pretending I was being force femmed and it rocked "@RiotGrrrlJemma Let's stay in contact tho, yea? :/" @DesDReac @mode_view basically the nsfw twitter where i post my tits @vexwerewolf @SixArmedSweater coward h*cking champing at the bit to start taking pictures of myself for my AD again not until i'm all healed up D:< @vexwerewolf @SixArmedSweater You could commission your recollection of it! @SixArmedSweater *hugs* 💕 @SixArmedSweater Yeah I had nearly forgotten I used to do that until thinking of it again tonight @Calliethulhu That and also stuff @theNDhighelf has been posting 😍 @KorpsPropaganda I LOVE HER 😍😍😍😍 Feeling lots of love for chubby girls on my feed tonight and it's making me realize how happy I am with the body HRT & surgery have given me 🥰 am soft curvy gorl 💕 @theNDhighelf @natalievanbc *snugglesqueeze* @theNDhighelf @natalievanbc seriously just wanna cuddle u rn @natalievanbc Oh neat! @natalievanbc What tested? "@Hypnothulhu sounds like a wonderful time, gosh 😍" Also things being loaded quickly fade in now rather than appear. I like it! "Like it would update but it would just appear all at once, just like, shuffle all fancy like lol" it didn't used to do this like literal minutes ago lol https://t.co/f9OtHKc9wM omg the way Twitter on desktop refreshes the page just changed visually mid-Twittering @TrexPushups 😍😍😍 @natalievanbc @theNDhighelf Fuck yeah chubby girls! Remembering that I used to avoid the girl toy sections of toy sections in stores as a kid. Like refused to walk through them. I told myself it was because of the pink but fuck maybe I was just avoiding it because it hurt too much to be reminded I wasn't a girl :/ "@TheAshenCouncil FUCK yeah! I like pink and green both pretty equally, but pink gives me gender euphoria most of the time lol :3" "Me as a kid: Ewww pink! Me in my 20's: Colors aren't inherently gendered, that's silly Me in my 30's: OMG I LOVE PINK!!!! 😍😍😍" Like I HAVE a Switch but I DO primarily play it in portable mode... And that pink one is SO GOOD... oh nooooooo i kinda want one x.x @StrypeisonFire @KorpsPropaganda oh heck i'd let her destroy me 😍 "@vexwerewolf Omg happy birthday Vex!! 💕💕💕 Hope it was a good one! I think I made it in before midnight over there, right? >////> And yay six months! I think that's when the real fun changes start becoming noticeable if I remember correctly :3" @Trancister I MEAN... I think you're hot just sayin~ @DevourerRose wanna smooch u @DevourerRose dfjgkfdhgkj >////> "@ArtyMaus gosh if at six months i'm already this blushy, by a couple of years you'll be unstoppable 😍😍😍" @emuchaton whomst among us @theNDhighelf h*ck yeah you can gosh 😍 @ArtyMaus gffhfghfh >////< 💦 @ArtyMaus I sometimes forget how extremely hot you are >////> @ArtyMaus yes plz!!! >w< @nyaakat oh heck that looks like it feels good x.x 💦 @Summer_C_Ash Yes you should! @NSalamanderFW 😘 @Chug_Wife It's gonna keep getting better. Social media has a short memory @RiotGrrrlJemma UR HOT THO "@vexwerewolf not that I was thinking of you when I tweeted that, but that absolutely applies to you too >/////>" @ghoulsNgoats fgdggfsdsf yay >////> "You ever like, distantly crush on someone but they're like extremely out of your league so you don't really see them ""that way"" until all of the sudden you hear they think you're hot and then it's like gay puddle time oh no >////< m-me either >/////>" "@ghoulsNgoats hfgjkfddssds;g h*ck! um, it's @NSalamanderFW thamks >/////<" @OzmaRacc Every store has at least one product that can be purchased in the shape of Texas "YES there will be pictures on my AD as soon as I'm healed from surgery, okay cuties?" @SatanaKennedy Nice to finally make it 😭💕 @LeafTilde oh gosh please don't stop! @teagirlgf completely naked! feels good on my sensitive skin >w> @transfilmtheory sometimes it helps to boobs a little bit @asur_el oh no D: @jaythefawn h*ck yeah I do! :3 @jaythefawn im baby? >.> @jaythefawn HHGFFFGHHHGFDDFHJJCDDXB!!!!!! >///////< @AnneAfterDark (accidentally a word there) @Chug_Wife h*ck D:< well I can't wait until you can see it in person again~ 😘 @Chug_Wife SERIOUSLY??? I'm being told that apparently I have a great ass??? @ayyy_vuh wow fuck that nerd "@Hypnothulhu Yeah I can tell, cutie~ SO cute 💕" @Hypnothulhu awwwww I bet you're real cute when you're all squirmy~ teasing you would be the best :3c @Hypnothulhu wanna plant so many kisses on that tum~ @Hypnothulhu oh I'm looking 👀💦 @Hypnothulhu good~ >:3 "Great thing about this top is it was a little bit too small for me pre-transition, but the combination of having lost some weight from transitioning (I'm stress eating a lot less) and the fact that girls can get away with wearing tighter clothing means it works as a top more now" This old guy's shirt makes me look like a girl now for some reason 🤔🍈🍈🤔 https://t.co/TPLrxI7t52 "@ThatHeckinRobin It's definitely A Lot, emotionally. And yeah the gatekeepers so rarely talk about it :/ *hugs*" @blaze_casual nyaa~ @PrissyOrcGF guhhhhhh 😍😍😍😍😍😍💕 "@HaileyAdamsXXX That happens a lot, lol. Thank you for the follow! :3" @pointysashimi SO much fun~ 😍 "@NewGenderWhoDis wow, gay~" @TrexPushups 💕💕💕 @TrexPushups Same! :3c "@QuinntoBean Not your finest four hours, really :P" @LookForSerenity I'm sure the popularity difference there is like several magnitudes. But I know the fans are dedicated and hungry for new stuff (even if it's just a nice box set). They could make a killing. @LookForSerenity I don't see the harm in pirating anything I just like to have my favorite media on the shelf so it's Netflix's loss lol @The_Blue_Sonja eeeeeee!! :3 Can you believe it's been two whole years since I watched literally the greatest show of all time for the first time https://t.co/NGng5jCtTQ Even if the internet is better I'd still really like to own it. But there's nowhere I can buy it! It's like Netflix WANTS me to pirate it. Maybe with decent internet at the new place I'll finally be able to watch Sense8 again x.x https://t.co/PHTZiqnEwH @AveryDelta2 Will do! 💕🥚🥚🥚 "@sqwrrkpon Yep, we all have moments of doubt, especially early on in transition. But you got this 💕" "@sqwrrkpon That means you're trans, but only if you want to be known as such 💕" @sqwrrkpon I guess I assumed you were trans too? >.> a drone who develops a kink for acting like it used to be an individual~ @itsviviactually I get it. I have a fear of arthropods yet spider girls and bug girls can get this pussy @itsviviactually Close second: Nagas 😍 https://t.co/EQ80qi7WSI @mode_view https://t.co/U74sgZoSRO @mode_view and i am @mode_view https://t.co/EmzsE8JyQV @Jesin00 @Kaelyrhn Oh neat! "@Kaelyrhn I believe it keeps gods from becoming creatures (so, when they're still enchantments) Titans too probably" @TrexPushups Well heck maybe that was when we became mutuals! I'm glad we did :3 also: it has a gorgon so bonus points @TrexPushups Gosh I don't remember! Feel like we've been friends forever 💕 oh fuck the flavor on this card is so good https://t.co/17qSpDJ97V @ABeardedQueer It is a pretty awesome feeling 💕 @msmaddiecakes @deathpigeon Only mildly annoying sometimes. But it's such an important thing that I kinda don't mind? Like I want to make sure I do it right. Few months of annoyance for a lifetime of awesomeness. @msmaddiecakes @deathpigeon I don't get what you mean? @nyaakat @Maddiescule your whole look is so unbelievably cute honestly @nyaakat CUUUUUUTE! Also I love your collar! :3 @Jasonyboi @LambChopInPamps I'm estimating maybe a month >.> @ayyy_vuh you're awesome and extremely pretty is how it happened 💕 @ayyy_vuh holy shit girl I remember last year when your account was new @LambChopInPamps gggfdddghgsddgd m-maybe >//////< @LambChopInPamps it's not even my AD it's my little account >/////> @LambChopInPamps BLUSHING AND KEYSMASHING IRL RN THANKS @LambChopInPamps vgffdddhhfddgjhs bullying!!! >/////< @LambChopInPamps I'm already following you!!! >.> "Disclaimer 1: This isn't to say I only follow trans people (but it's mostly trans people lol) Disclaimer 2: Every time I talk about following people, someone inevitably takes it as an invitation to beg to be followed. Please don't." "It's not even like I have the conscious thought ""They are trans,"" often it's just like an assumed given. We're really good at spotting our own." "The following happens so hilariously often: *person follows me* Me: Oh they're trans, I'll follow back *later* Me: Oh wait I guess they're not trans? My mistake *even later* Person: So it turns out I'm trans" Only just now realized Wooper has an upside down WiFi symbol on their chest It's been a week of using the green dilator and it's finally eased up on making me feel like it's splitting me in two x.x @ayyy_vuh I MEAN in way that's almost how it works lol I really did wake up one morning and realized I was a woman @EntityofJustice Basically I want you to fuck me~ 😘 @Trancister Hehehe :3c @Trancister having a new pussy is VERY distracting :V "@polyheartmony Yeah once your balls are gone there are often more changes, or so I hear" "@Trancister I remember right up until they had to put the stuff in my spine or whatever (it was described to me beforehand but right as it happened my memory stops). They asked me about alpacas and apparently I just kept saying ""Ask Mistress"" (though I thankfully said her name lol)" @AstroStella7 YESSSS 💦 @Trancister That's true! They tell me my surgery took like 3 hours but it felt like 2 minutes lol @OzmaRacc hey im pretty gay @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀💦 "@AstroStella7 having a pussy rocks pretty hard, gotta say" @StebMcDreb CAN I SEE IT AGAIN PLZ @StebMcDreb WAIT DID I ALREADY KNOW YOU WERE HUNG BECAUSE NOW I WANNA DO LEWD STUFF EVEN MORE "@AstroStella7 I think if your dick is too tiny they can do a skin graft to make up for it, but that wasn't my experience so I don't 100% know that for sure. I wouldn't frame it as a minimum dick length tho" @NewGenderWhoDis I was so bad at being a boy they took my dick away @MaelJade_ I could point to a lot of things but for me I think it was some of the earliest signs of genital dysphoria for me. Like my dick didn't feel like a part of me in that way. unrelated but hung girls please ruin me Had enough dick to make my vagina which really all that mattered to me lol Egg me years ago: I don't really understand why guys are so obsessed with dick size? I don't really care for some reason? Me now: oh @rye_bread_bi @Potatopolitics I would. That's exactly the word I would use. @Potatopolitics wait not everyone can do this >.> "@Calliethulhu OOF, adding orgasms like that 💦" @Calliethulhu love it when they do that 😍 @OzmaRacc @FennHerb into your mouth @Chug_Wife gender and sexuality do not fit into neat little boxes @melstonemusic proud of u that feel when i finally yeeted my balls being a girl rocks so h*cking hard "Ball-removing-induced puberty 2.5 has begun I think, gosh~" I think my boobs are getting bigger >.> @NireBryce @Calliethulhu But like they also seem to know about hormones and also seem to think that taking hormones begins one's transition? I think? So like this article might make sense to them? But like what do they think hormones do? It makes no sense to me @TheNDqueerelf if it weren't for distance you and I could be doing gay stuff right now! D:< "@Calliethulhu I really hope this means something will be done about it :/ Like it's hard to know what cis people even think about hormones. They seem to hold a lot of conflicting opinions about them generally but hopefully most of them agree that yes, trans people need them?" @ArtifexH @CaseyExplosion good girl~ :3c "fun fact, as a child raised on turtles i am incapable of displaying them in any order beyond LDRM because of the song" "@ArtifexH @CaseyExplosion oh hon, you're 100% furry how is this even a question" I never even found a good spot to display these guys and now I have to pack them up for the move! 🙃 Maybe I'll find some space in the new place lol https://t.co/EhS6GDsKDz @Summer_C_Ash think of all the gay shit we could do as a community! :D @Summer_C_Ash aw h*ck I'd snuggle you if distance weren't a thing :/ Just one more week of needing to dilate 3 times a day! I'll still need to dilate 2 times a day but it's still less! Goodbye midday dilation! @TheFintauSystem Bet you're still comfy to snuggle with tho~ :3c wanna snuggle with that cutie that visited a month ago and smelled amazing but she lives so far away distance is extremely homophobic D:< @msmaddiecakes Probably too early to tell "@ArtifexH @CaseyExplosion one of us, one of us >:3" @bretmwxyz @ReviewsPokemon pokemon have so many layers "@PhyrexianThot looks nice and queer, so perfect 💕" @ReviewsPokemon What about this? https://t.co/RCeqNvc5Lv "@SarahSwitchy Technically everything has infinite holes because atoms so you just need to establish a minimum size for holes, and for this video the minimum was chosen as about the width of a human hair." @natalievanbc I own something like 15-ish MPs and these are the only two I've broken while transforming. @natalievanbc Some MPs are solid. Soundwave is definitely one of them. It's just the ones that have to do overly complicated transformations to make it screen accurate (like Cheetor's extra fake cheetah face or Ratchet/Ironhide needing to hide a lot of mass) is where issues arise. "@SarahSwitchy Watch the video. Those actually represent tear ducts. It's a simplified model of how many through holes the human body has (it's seven because of how topology works, it's wild)" "he then later does a grunting, gaspy orgasm noise when he's squishing some play dough i dunno if this is intentionally horny or not" "This one's actually fascinating, as they always are" "@MoonPupper @JenDurbent Michael's a sub, come on" AND THEN HE EATS IT I SPOKE TOO SOON "this video opens with, among other things, a toilet pov shot of michael pulling a donut out of the toilet" "me, a slutty bottom whenever i'm really horny: https://t.co/ypY0Q2T2d8" "@futanarchy Commenting tell Twitter that a tweet should be shown to more people, so here's a comment💕" @TheNDqueerelf oh h*ck 😍 @FakeEstrusFlask Yeah I meant the other way around. It's been ages since I've heard that story summarized. Fitting that the two Masterpiece figures I kept putting off transforming sure enough broke when I tried it. I should just trust these instincts next time. "@Agustuski The amount of force I applied to a joint that's going to need to have force applied to it during transformation tells me glue won't work, but thank you." "@FakeEstrusFlask I mean Hera of course, but I know trans guys will say it was Zeus :P" second masterpiece figure I've broken in two days I'm fucking speechless https://t.co/OGgYxdt6RC @GwenStarlight GOD i need that~ @LisaTMullin Hell yeah will do! :3 (Feel free to remind me in case I forget lol) @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife honestly it's even hotter when she watches @LambChopInPamps I need a strap but I'm willing to try >/////> these holes were made for fucking @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife Mistress gives out the discipline but thank you for the offer 💕 @mommpy I'll make sure to next time! :D @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife gfdjgjds 💦💦💦💦 GOD i'm such a bottom @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife t-true >//////> @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife fdklhgfdskjgdfiolgsdgdsoifgds @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife dfsskjgfdsjgafjk imm suer we can squeeze you in >/////< @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife dhgfdfhahgdf plz >/////> 💦💦💦 @ohboybibs @SpaceValien @RiverGrayMV SUPER CUTE @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife I mean I'm SURE we can find an opening for you somewhere~ "@Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife well I guess less ""hands on"" and more ""dicks in"" 🤔" "Thematically Theros is not a plane that excites me very much, but both times we visited there in MtG we got some really solid cards and mechanics. Like I can't complain about Theros very much. Is does the magic real good imo." I'd sooner believe Kylo's connection to the force allowed him to speak with the dead than Han becoming a force ghost. Thee force IS in all living things (and even non-living things). Just a weird question to ask him all around. "Why did anyone ask Harrison Ford if he was a force ghost anyway? They movie makes a point to say this was a Dumbledore ""all in your head"" kind of thing. Also force ghosts are semi-transparent and often glow. Who the fuck was confused about that?" "@squidlarkin @msmaddiecakes Yeah and like for me for example, even if they clear me for sex next week, I'm waiting until this separation on my perineum closes up, which hopefully won't take longer than another month or so?" @Demi_theynd @Chug_Wife if you were to visit you could get a more hands on experience 👀 @marleystary Dr. Jennifer Hyer crafted my vag. And I'll probably be showing pics of it in hopefully as little as a month? @OrionPax4217 You're a friend of mine for sure @Doc_Wolverine color me horny and teleport me to the lake house~ "@FakeEstrusFlask Had to google that name, lol. Really, I'm the only one? Aren't you friends with tons of other trans people?" "@LisaTMullin I'd love to compare pics! By ""later"" did you mean in like 3 months or like later today?" @msmaddiecakes I don't know what you mean? "@msmaddiecakes At 3 months you can have sex, ride a bike, swim, etc. That's considered fully healed for some. At 6-ish months all the nerves might be woken up. By a year you're at at 100% Or so I'm told. I'm sure it varies between people." @CaseyExplosion Heck yeah congrats Casey!! @_tinyflower Art-wise it's easily one of my favorite Simic cards for sure @NewGenderWhoDis IT'S GONNA BE OKAY YOU GAY CUTIE KEEP CHATTING WITH THAT OTHER CUTIE 💕💕💕 It takes a lot of patience but it's so worth it 🥰 "Even if you're like 8 weeks post-op, the healing has slowed a ton and so you think you have an idea of how it's going to look, out of nowhere there'll be a new development and it'll look even better. (For context I'm currently 11 weeks post-op)" What I've learned in the last couple weeks of healing is that the advice I heard about being patient with letting the paint dry after your vaginoplasty was really referring to the fact that you really won't know what it'll look like until it's actually fully done healing. "My left labia was so much bigger than my right for so long I was convinced that while the swelling had shrunk it some, it was just always gonna be way bigger and then like overnight it shrunk a TON holy heck! My surgeon told me this would happen but I was starting to lose hope!" @zoe_trashgoblin I like tribal focused sets if I'm aesthetically into the tribes themselves lol @zoe_trashgoblin Already can't wait for the Return to Ixalan lol "@zoe_trashgoblin Funny story back around 2014 or so Mark Rosewater posted the top most-wanted creature themes for the game and two of the ones near the top were dinosaurs and pirates. I would OFTEN say ""I really want a dinosaur set or a pirate set, and if they did both that'd be the best""" "@zoe_trashgoblin The last time I played physical Magic with people who weren't my family was the Ixalan pre-release, lol" "@Chug_Wife excited to be your first, gosh~" "@zoe_trashgoblin That was it! BfZ was the first booster box I ever bought on my own instead of going halvsies with someone, but after that I stopped playing for a while because I no longer had a play group I regularly saw. Arena has gotten back into the game." @Chug_Wife don't think i hadn't already thought about that in this context 👀 next time you visit plz use my holes 💦 @zoe_trashgoblin Kinda like when the code names worked as both 3 set blocks and 2 set blocks when they switched last time (or two times ago? I think it was Tarkir maybe? Been a while) "@CateSpice I literally do not understand what the fuck they're talking about. You're noticably tall, but that's really it. An ""ogre""? Seriously?" "@zoe_trashgoblin I like the sound of it too, but I didn't see it as 3 Ravnica blocks as it was happening. It was the two I expected, plus the Nicol Bolas story finally ended on the game's most popular plane. The set symbols made it feel like less like a 3 set block, I guess. But it was, true" "really wanna choke on some good dick but I don't want folks I don't know or aren't really into to reply girl at me about it just expressing my dick hunger, dunno if I'm hungry for yours" @zoe_trashgoblin Omg when are they gonna stop messing with the block structure they've been fucking with it since Tarkir @TotalPeach @heckerfricker oh h*ck 😍 @zoe_trashgoblin Just one visit to Theros then? I assumed it would be two i know it's a stretch but please please please say this means that gorgons can be a playable tribal type this time around wizards pharika sucked so hard last time please give us a playable snake women deck https://t.co/zVNtCytvxS "@FakeEstrusFlask It's funny because I've been playing since about Return to Ravnica, and he's made a ton of cards I've known about for years, but it seems like only recently has he leaned hard into the dreamlike pieces that have caught my eye and made me fall in love with his work." "His most striking pieces look like the line between a nightmare and a dream, and I've never seen another artist in this game whose work has captivated me like this before (not to say there aren't any other good artists doing art for Wizards)" "His best stuff pops more than any other art in the game because he pushes that contrast so hard, and the way he renders light just makes the entire piece glow. His best work in my opinion are black cards where he can embrace that very specific eerie feeling he loves to portray." "HEY GUESS WHAT, TWELVE? STILL NOT ENOUGH https://t.co/6WmuLAOUNZ" EIGHT WASN'T ENOUGH EITHER THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH GORGEOUS SHIT HERE https://t.co/52ynsWYCl5 COULDN'T EVEN NARROW IT DOWN TO FOUR HERE'S EVEN MORE https://t.co/vLH3Qyf7Fo "I really can't overstate how often it's happened that I see some awesome art in MtG, look at the artist, and yep, it's Seb McKinnon again. https://t.co/f4jcgUizEp" @ArtyMaus 👀👀👀 @Chug_Wife Those aren't the only people who know you and they won't be the only people you'll ever meet. The people who matter will miss you a lot. @caraesten Fuck yeah! @TheNDqueerelf @MilkshakeMolly OMG YES @LexiEsque You might be able to find the cards with the advanced search on Gatherer? @Jesin00 @hi_im_emily omg @hi_im_emily omg I forgot about that card so many greaths in this game """ajani, the greeth-arted"" https://t.co/vyO1WoSyDL" @MaiaFranklyn OMG I NEED ONE @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu literally did this for a bit with the last cutie who visited lol @QueenYiff420 @NewGenderWhoDis truth >////> @MaiaFranklyn Who is this glorious robot omg @MaiaFranklyn omg I've never experienced communally playing with TFs that sounds like so fun 😭💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @QueenYiff420 fgfhhhhhfd it's so good 💦 @NewGenderWhoDis EAR LICKS FEEL SO GOOD OMG Bites do too of course but I was less surprised by that when I discovered it lol @Calliethulhu do i even need to say i'm extremely called out by this i think it's pretty obvious "@GenderBanana I'll be able to replace him after the move, but oof it really hurt to see it just shear off like that :/" @TunaBeeElves Having a vag is pretty damn awesome! 🥰 @Chug_Wife Dysphoria lies @Chug_Wife You could totally pull off that look because you're hot af @Calliethulhu Yeah it's really weird. @Calliethulhu Yeah it's the only first party Switch game I've noticed that'll do that sometimes. @nekitoototo This is a ship I never knew I needed gosh 😍 "MP Optimus Primal was transformed without any frustrations. Now all that remains is MP Ratchet... Might save that one for tomorrow, oof" "@Samyellsatpeop1 @TenaciousRanch I live there and I'm the submissive of the woman who runs it, @SteampunkPenny, so yeah you could say I'm affiliated lol" @futanarchy @NeurologNyx Richard Dawkins assures us that eugenics would totally work. @Calliethulhu Detective Pikachu is a great movie stop this nonsense D:< "@JuniperTheSloth @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats I'm wearing my collar always! 24/7 since January 2019 🥰 but uh, I guess you have a point there >.>" "I buy Masterpiece Transformers because in robot mode there's no other version of a given character that looks more perfect. But as actual transforming puzzle toys? WAY too often they really suck, ESPECIALLY for the price." "After this move I'll have no reason to ever put him in beast mode again, so ONE re-purchase should be all I need for the rest of my life lol" "To be fair, Thrust came with two left hip flaps making him impossible to transform and Ironhide's face was eaten by my ex's dog so neither of those are my fault. If we're just talking about MPs that I personally fucked up, Cheetor's the only one, thankfully." @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats h*ck D:< "@ghoulsNgoats @nyaakat Daddy powers DO beat bottom powers, that's true" @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats we're bottoms we're supposed to be better at puns than this D:< @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats OMG I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A PUN TOO BUT I DREW A BLANK @Dr_GamerGirl This is $75 adult collector Masterpiece figure released a few years ago. The original toys are way more sturdy. Like do people really not see that these are Masterpiece figures? Every time I post about them I get people assuming they're the original toys. @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats butt break Add Cheetor to the list of MPs I need to rebuy along with Ironhide and Thrust I guess. Fucking christ. WELP :/ https://t.co/OJSZzgM09h @ghoulsNgoats @nyaakat Oooh exciting! @nyaakat @transangell wow what a buttslut 😍 @natalievanbc Nice setup! :D See these shoulders? Fuck these shoulders. Thank god I'm scrubbing through the Peaugh video backwards. Annoying to do but there was no way in hell I was just gonna figure this out on my own. Jesus. https://t.co/IffIhnVTpa "@maxcapacity_ I try VERY hard not to get to invested into paper. It's a nightmare. Like I have quite a few Magic cards but with Arena being much more convenient that collection isn't gonna grow much more. I tried collecting single issue comics for like, a single summer before I said fuck that" @RaeGun2k And hell even if I never had sex again I still would've gotten this surgery. Genital dysphoria isn't something cishets will ever understand. They just need to believe us when we say it sucks. @maxcapacity_ I live over a mile above sea level! There's like NO moisture here! lol God I have SO many comic trades. But my books are packed! Another thing off the list! @RaeGun2k Desperately wanting a vaginoplasty further complicated things for sure. Ignorant cishets will still sometimes get really confused when I say I'm a trans lesbian who had The Surgery. Like yeah I want to bottom but it's SO much more than that. @MrsStephinMerit @FawksMisread Yes I can see that Paper is the fucking bane of my existence as a collector. This Undertale Collector's Edition box has been bowing despite being snuggly displayed between books for months now. I don't understand. https://t.co/GCz3eJld2Y "Then I just need to find the boxes for Figma DVa and Nendoroid Mei, but once I locate those I think that's actually it for toys that aren't already stored away! Then it's just random crap that just need to be thrown in a box." @nyaakat @transangell gosh Kat that looks so big! >w< @ZJemptv Oh nice! Yeah a lot of the Sonic music is really good and I have really fond memories of playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle back in the day. I hear the movie is actually really good too! I'm looking forward to seeing it 🥰 @ZJemptv I thought you didn't play video games? "There's only 3 Masterpiece Transformers I need to get back into their alt modes to put them back in their packages for the move: Optimus Primal, Cheetor, and Ratchet. Primal should be relatively easy but I'm not looking forward to transforming any of them :/" @jimbohusky @MateDoom @Latrios7 wow transition goals "@novakorpup @Lucian_Lutrae whomst among us, truly" "@mode_view I hate that too! I was SO CLOSE to getting all my (currently displayed/not in deep storage) Transformers into two tubs but there ended up being like, FIVE that wouldn't fit, ugh" "For the first time in my life though there's an actual real plan to make this move my last one. I moved so much as a kid and as an adult, so that feeling is an alien one to me. I'll finally be able to have a single place to put it all. I'm so happy Mistress found me 🥰" "Moving while being a toy collector is like ""Okay, packed up all my [X] figures in this single box, glad that's organized and done"" then two days later finding ANOTHER random stash of [X] figure. It just never ends lol" "@MrsStephinMerit @FawksMisread I saw it as ""I know I'm a transbian and I used to think that was icky, and that was fucked up of me but I'm working to move past that."" But yeah it could easily be read the other way by people." @FawksMisread @MrsStephinMerit Y'all and untag me if you're going to continue 💕 "@MrsStephinMerit @FawksMisread I'm addicted to popularity and it only ratcheted up when I came out, honestly. But yeah obviously that doesn't apply to everyone or even most people." "Clitoral hood is softening up REALLY quickly now. There's really only stiffness from very specific angles at this point. Overall it feels like my new vag is really, really close to settling into its final shape and feel 🥰" "Even tho it was absolutely a cost-cutting measure, I actually prefer the more compact boxes they switched to. Tracer & Mercy's boxes have a LOT of wasted space, and as a loose collector that keeps good boxes for transportation purposes, I appreciate needing less space for them" "Can't find Mei's box atm but that's nearly all my Overwatch Nendoroids packed up for the move! (I still need to get Ashe but otherwise my ""all the girls + Junkrat"" collection is caught up 🥰) https://t.co/a1W7gItJ04" "@ZJemptv Wild how the ""God doesn't make mistakes"" argument then doesn't go on to say ""And therefore trans women's bodies are female"" and instead just goes ""So therefore you're crazy and should be stopped at all costs."" Almost like it's entirely about bigotry 🤔" @WilloIllo @deathpigeon @IrisHeartfang *hoof bump* My silliest claim to fame was I was in the thread where they coined the term Brony as it was happening lol "Mr. Dawkins, can I call you Dick? No Dick, eugenics would not work. Thanks for the word meme, please go away." "Dawkins didn't say this in a vacuum. There's a terrifying renewed interest in phrenology & eugenics lately (under different names, but same bullshit) and having someone that most people assume is one of the smart ones chipping in with ""It would totally work"" ISN'T HELPING." "So even entertaining the idea is not just a waste of time, but it's opening the door to a conversation we've had before and will only lead to ruin. Framing it as ""Oh gosh this would TOTES work but we mustn't!"" is just playing with fire for no goddamn reason." "We know some mechanics of biology that lead us to believe that, if we had no morals whatsoever, we might be able to control certain traits in humans. History has shown tho, we VASTLY overestimate our skill in actually knowing the full extent of that stuff or its consequences." "@Elli_Trans I'm not sure what he said was even factually true, though. He needs to define what ""work"" means. But regardless of what it means it's a terrible, disgusting take." "he literally tweeted out ""eugenics would work even though it's totally bad"" and thought that was a take that had any value beyond showing his entire ass and I used to think this man was smart that's on me, I was an ignorant 19-year-old what's his excuse" "I take solace in the fact that Dawkins is razing what little legacy he has until by the time he dies, he'll just be credited as inventing memes." @SteampunkPenny Yes Mistress 😍🍆💕 @deathpigeon @IrisHeartfang Which makes me about 20% cooler by my math :V @deathpigeon @IrisHeartfang It's 1000% true lol (except I became a Brony in 2010 with the premiere lol) @polyheartmony @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde omg so many cows! we should start a farm 🤔 "i'm a lesbian, meaning i'm certified 80% yearn" @BirdTickIer Uppies!!! :D "@LambChopInPamps Sex with roommates can sometimes be awkward. As far as people with dicks that are allosexual, there's maybe two people here I'd be down for messing around with, but it's complicated" @JuniperTheSloth H*CK D:< @nyaakat aaaaaaaa cutie!!! 😍 It's been like maybe a month or so since I sucked a dick and that is WAY TOO LONG DAMMIT D:< yes... YESSSSS MUHAHAHAHA >:D @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde moo 🥰💕 "@MrsStephinMerit Pretty sure Ben 10 started in like, 2004 but close enough lol" @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde *moos huffily* 😤 "@nyaakat @heckerfricker on me, in me, I have... SEVERAL holes..." "@destroyed4com4t It was kinda touching to watch. I related to a lot of what she said and I'm really happy she figured out this important aspect in her life. I wish I could understand where all her shame came from, though. That's something I somehow skipped in my transition." @ZJemptv Sounds like it! "@nyaakat @heckerfricker um,,,,, h-h*ck, um,,,,,,,," "@ThatHeckinRobin Hell yeah! If it doesn't hurt, you're just strengthening those vagina bones! 💪" @ThatHeckinRobin A big step! Using a donut cushion I assume? "@foxcuntunu @Tdenomination Oh they're already blocked, but nice try. Thanks for giving me a new following list to block as well. Have a horrible day 💕" "@abbyg_plays Probably that same art posted to /co/ like 10+ years ago from that artist whose name I forget, lol. Those were the threads where we named her Hazel." @Chug_Wife You're worth loving and I wish more people could see that. "@Chug_Wife Aw she seems like a cool person. Definitely no chance in repairing that friendship, I assume? :/" "@Chug_Wife Well heck maybe that's two videos I should've watched sooner. I really like hearing lesbians talk about being lesbians. I dunno, lol" "@FakeEstrusFlask I still haven't watched that one, but if it's Mia coming out as a lesbian, then yeah it's very similar." @LittleLavvy https://t.co/YXf6FGLaRW @LittleLavvy STRONG evidence to the contrary 🤔 "@RaccoonGrrl @Chug_Wife Makes me ashamed and angry to be even remotely associated with them. I know that's the kind of thing an ally who's trying way too hard would say, but it's how I feel." "@Chug_Wife @RaccoonGrrl ... oh OH Like a bunch of transbians, you mean? Ugh, you're probably right D:" "@Chug_Wife @RaccoonGrrl I mean she got better, I guess. You've fought with that same worry, though. For some transfemmes that is the actual reason and figuring that out is the first step to ending that kind of toxic external validation." "@Chug_Wife Still planning on heading out here at some point, right? Completely different dating pool, you never know. I know there's not much I can say that will help. You have every right to miss him. It made really me happy to see how happy he made you." @Chug_Wife You deserve someone better than a guy who said you probably weren't gonna stay together after graduation :/ "@IllCaesarer @ThatsSoTrinda I'm not familiar with this trick, care to explain?" "@NatalieTheCapn I don't think she uses Twitter anymore, and I'm immune to being found by her, it seems." "@IllCaesarer I mean if you're really willing to do that, I've been dragging my feet on starting my own Sword file so I'd definitely appreciate it." @NatalieTheCapn I don't yet know if I want to watch it "@Chug_Wife I'm truly happy for her. I'm happy for any trans person that figures out that stuff. Is that like, the main point of her video? Because that title reeeeeeally made me think it was just more of the stuff from her last video." "@Chug_Wife So I take it in the internal struggle of ""Am I dating guys because they make me feel more like a woman"" she determined for her the answer was yes?" "@StebMcDreb IT GETS WORSE, TRUST ME LOL" @Chug_Wife (my feelings on her are extremely complicated but I'm WELL past trying to defend her ever) @Chug_Wife fucking hell don't make me actually interested in this video lol "@ThatsSoTrinda @IllCaesarer That takes a complicated answer. I've been working at it for 15 years, and multiple times it would've been complete were it not for a few mythic legendaries. Overall the added up game time is well over 500 hours, but much of that was in Gen III." "Wynn released a video 3 hours ago and given that I haven't see the discourse over it I'm hoping that means that whatever it's about, we don't have to talk about it for days. I still don't have the spoons to watch her last video" "@RaeGun2k @ZJemptv I'm empathic too and I forgot that descriptor when I gave my earlier response to this lol. There's no wrong way to be empathetic, tho." @joelax9 No I haven't @StebMcDreb STILL CRUMBLING @Doc_Wolverine omw @abbyg_plays HAZEL!!!! I love her :3 @StebMcDreb YOU'RE SO YOUNG I'M CRUMBLING INTO DUST @ZJemptv This can be explained by the fact that not everyone's wired the same way. Might also be some neurodivergence going on here. "@ZJemptv I define that as sympathy, but the two words have overlapping definitions as I recall. Empathy happens to me automatically. Not for with everyone, not for everything, not always at the same intensity, but at its most intense I feel like I'm feeling it too. Completely." Out of the Shadows should have been called Bebop and Rocksteady The Movie and I think it would've done better. Also: Nickelodeon plz make Bebop and Rocksteady The Movie Got a very specific hankering for watching TMNT Out of the Shadows again @lyra_like_lyre An old furry. I think if you've been a furry for over 20 years you're considered one lol @IllCaesarer I have a Living Pokedex that is currently only missing Zacian lol "Also the dam chase scene in Tintin is just... beyond beautiful. A gorgeous, unprecedented marriage between live action and animation in a way I don't think we'll likely see again. As a lover of animation and film generally I wish more people saw it. I almost put it on the list." @StebMcDreb More people should think about Hugo imo "Wreck-It Ralph is something of an aesthetic choice and I LOVE Vanellope. She is me. The Pirates trilogy is one of the best trilogies ever put to film, and I am a pirate." "The Little Mermaid has contained my heart since I was a little girl. It's a beautiful, inherently trans/queer story. TLJ is the best Star Wars movie ever made, and Star Wars is... me, quite simply. Hugo celebrates film and reflects my love of the medium." Cloud Atlas is a fun proto-Sense8 that does a lot of what Sense8 tries to do except much more awkwardly so in that context I'd almost put it on that list. It was a profound experience for me watching that movie in theaters. But it's pretty rough around the edges looking back. I wish it made sense to argue that Sense8 is a movie because that show contains my very SOUL. But otherwise I'm not much of a TV gal :/ Bumblebee is on that list for two reasons: - The first 5 minutes made me openly weep. That's the kind of Transformers nerd I am. - Charlie is me on a very deep level This will be a combination of my favorite movies and ones that represent something core about me because that's a fine line between them. 6 Movies to Know Me: - The Little Mermaid - The Last Jedi - Hugo - Wreck-It Ralph - Bumblebee - Pirates of the Caribbean (Verbinski trilogy) THE MOMENT OF TRUTH (I can't not pick Squirtle sorry not sorry) https://t.co/A1Jqov7dOh I TRULY AM THANK U 😭 https://t.co/gFbFJSmpTQ hey same https://t.co/0XdE24349W "Don't tell me what to do, Oak https://t.co/34g8litVlS" "IT'S,,,, HIM,,,,,,, https://t.co/7MazCspcOH" @Chopin_42 Okay. God why are Nintendo interfaces so often worded so poorly? I'm not already using Pokemon Home but no I do not want to set up a new Nintendo account from scratch. ... What option do I pick? Also why are those two things considered the same thing? https://t.co/WnGNARx9MX @RaeGun2k @PixScienceCo No that's why people SHOULD follow you :P @PixScienceCo I'm a lesbian trans woman who talks about trans and kink stuff and I live on an alpaca ranch that doubles as a safe haven for trans people to live and work (@TenaciousRanch). This is one of our six kitties and his name is Binx 💕 https://t.co/PY36q5TEUk "@MicaelaMendlow @AubinMagnus @rozietoez Trans people can sometimes, confusingly, be extremely and overtly transphobic" @EntityofJustice I APPRECIATE YOU TOO 💕💕💕 @Doc_Wolverine DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE @Catgirl_Pini You could try looking though my follow list! They're all good people! @Catgirl_Pini How do you handle so little stuff on your timeline? @EntityofJustice I'M REALLY BAD AT KEEPING IT GOING SO DON'T WORRY LOL @LackingSaint His voice actor is just that good maybe? I think a lot of those lines were ad libbed. "@TimonicWulfgar It's not just the cards, it's the player. I'm pretty sure most folks would agree with that." @EntityofJustice I DUNNO U CUTE AND I WANNA SMOOCH @AutumnLilyMTG HECK YEAH CONGRATS!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @EntityofJustice U CUTE @zackmdavis @ZJemptv Study it in detail and then maybe I'll look into the theory that the vast majority of professionals studying this say is bunk. "@lisaquestions I wear a bra every time I leave the house lol I had to get it from Torrid, but that itself kinda proves that, you know, big women exist? What ridiculous nonsense." @zackmdavis Here's some recommended reading from my friend @ZJemptv. This theory has been debunked. https://t.co/WyGi2FeDQv @zackmdavis Yours is demonstrably not. "@zackmdavis You can just be a woman. AGP is a discredited theory. If it really makes you feel better believing that, fine, but there's really no reason to spread that severely transphobic and unscientific viewpoint. It will harm far for trans women than it helps." "somebody go back in time and show these tweets to my freshly hatched self who was worried that ""only"" trans women would find her attractive after transitioning" @zackmdavis hey give me one good reason I shouldn't block you right now for linking that transphobic garbage in my mentions @TerribleRat Stuff labeled as kids content is a lot more restricted now @ZJemptv ah yes remember when we all bullied Peterson into only eating meat "@AJisValid I knew there were more but I was just drawing a blank lol There was this palpable sense that it was the TF decade, seriously." @Chug_Wife One of the underrated Bluth movies imo @rozietoez @MicaelaMendlow That's a perfect way to phrase it. "@Trancister The only thing that I think MIGHT have cracked my egg sooner is to tell me both dysphoria isn't a requirement, and that it can evolve a TON once you accept you're trans." "@Trancister Yeah she said she had already had bad experiences trying to insist eggs were trans so she tried a more hands-off approach with me lol. The kind of frankly bizarre, dream-logic conversations I've had with eggs suggests it might not have worked for her to be more direct." @MicaelaMendlow @rozietoez TERFs have shown pretty conclusively than a fucking genie could zap us with magic turning us into actual cis women from every measurable angle and they'd still insist we can't be women. Which is one of the bigger clues that this is all just bigotry. "@Trancister Many years later I reconnected with her and she said she coould tell I was an egg and was giving me detailed descriptions of her transition in hopes it would crack me 🙃🙃🙃 It DID end up helping in that once I cracked, I knew everything I needed to know, but also: RIP x.x" "@Trancister I had a trans friend online too! She figured it out when she was 19 and I was 18. I learned from her what dysphoria was and that's when I started beveling I didn't have it, oof" "OR maybe I was just hyper aware of all of those things because I was a trans kid? I dunno I just have distinct memories of wanting to turn into an animal at like, age 4 lol god I really am a greymuzzle" "I swear the 90's were like laser focused on giving kids transformation fetishes. Transformers were animals, Ninja Turtles often mutated people into animals, Magic School bus turned kids into animals, Animorphs became animals... ...Rock-a-Doodle..." "@Trancister It often goes fast once all the pieces are in place! After the dream I mentioned, there were VERY few moments of doubt and once I got on HRT 9 months later and could FEEL how good I felt, I no longer doubted it ever again. Cis boys don't love the feeling of low T & high E lol" "The workaround was just to bookmark it, so it's not the end of the world, but god what an obnoxious issue. Who knows what havoc this has done to my decade+ old favorites list :/" "YouTube just recommended me exactly the place to grab said intros, and I went to put it my favorites but... It's kids content. Can't go in playlists 🙃🙃🙃 The internet just gets more sucky every day. https://t.co/F8IyVAvgHF" Here's a weirdly specific problem. There's this 3rd party Teletraan I computer I wanted to buy for my Transformers display. It has a slot for a smart phone to be used as an actual screen & I had the idea to be looping intros from the cartoons when the lights of the display are on https://t.co/oW4m856Qdf "There should probably be a ""yet I didn't think I was trans"" after the parentheses in that first tweet there lol" On the extremely rare chance that some weird person wants to carefully track everything I've said about my story as a trans person: That's the reason I sometimes give conflicting descriptions. Because being trans in many ways defies description. "Transition is so messy. I knew growing up, yet I didn't know. Tumblr cracked my egg, but also it was a dream I had. I didn't have dysphoria, but also I did, and my definition of dysphoria was too limited, AND it was all moot anyway since it's not a requirement to be trans." "And it was so surreal to feel the dam break and suddenly I KNEW I was trans. I credit Tumblr for constantly reminding me I didn't need dysphoria to be trans, and I guess on a subconscious level I was processing it until a dream of all things convinced me that's who I was." "The big hurdle was believing I didn't have dysphoria. But on top of that, I spent the last 4 years of that 11 years just... never thinking that way. Like on some level I just stopped allowing myself to wonder if I was trans for four agonizing years." "It's really weird reflecting on the roughly 11 years I spent having all the information I needed to know I was trans (what a trans woman was, what HRT did, what a vaginoplasty was, that trans women can be lesbians, etc). Like, I knew I was trans... yet I didn't." Did my primary voting. SO glad Colorado just does mail in ballots for that. In 2016 it was not fun lol @PhyrexianThot I just love the irony so much and I need that in my life @Doc_Wolverine FUCK yeah! @Doc_Wolverine the what house what party @rozietoez @realMPJohnson @transadvocate @lisaquestions Do they seriously think ANY of us would get vaginoplasties if they ended up looking THAT wrong? @ExistentialEnso Wow that's so annoying that it wasn't showing up for me but thank you! Just found out you get a starter for getting the phone app and I'm like yay free Pokemon! Is Pokemon Home available for Android? It's not showing up in the play store for me @hardcodedgame omg this sticker was made for me @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu @spookythewitch hey same @BadKitters @spookythewitch @Calliethulhu OOF :/ "@RipleyStorm @AliKat309 @EzraSpell @mothwithbones Oh gosh very true! Yep, every single person in this picture is super cute~ 😘" @ButSeeking @spookythewitch @Calliethulhu oh my god i fell for the caring about royals trap FUCKK "@spookythewitch @Calliethulhu Vanilla kink Like you'd buy a spanking machine or something. Not a fucking machine, that's too kinky. A spanking machine." @Kangaesugiru @rozietoez Ah the glorious return of the breadstick meme @spookythewitch @Calliethulhu oh fuck now I'm wondering how kinky monarchs get there's gotta be some into kinks they are not allowed to bee in because fuck that only kink shaming I'll ever do @TheCrystalStorm HI THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I'M TEARING UP 😭💕 @MaiaFranklyn @OneLameShark I still can't find my box of Botbots to figure out which ones I have :/ Glad they're going to a good home @mode_view @Calliethulhu yes please impregnate me with drowsee @Calliethulhu dunno wtf that is but I'd like to have that done to me by the sound if it "@selahmorrigan @rozietoez That's kind of what I'm getting at. Sure, their answer is it WOULD matter, but they'd be convinced this person is cis. So what does that say about their ENTIRE ideology?" @maxcapacity_ @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling Seconding this @eeveecos @ErinInTheMorn I realized I was trans through a dream too! "@rozietoez I'd also love to ask whoever made this list: Let's say a trans woman passes EVERY SINGLE one of these bizarre tests. Would they be okay with that? And if not, Why?" "@rozietoez @HeatherKatzUK @LyraTheSmol I don't understand the mindset on any level. Presumably this list exists because us sneaky transes won't admit we're trans or whatever, but if you lead with the fact that you're a TERF, we'll leave, like immediately. Do they think we won't? Seriously?" "@LyraTheSmol @rozietoez I AM A NORMAL LESBIAN LIKE YOURSELF, I AM ONLY INTO SPECIFIC BONE LENGTHS AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT" "@rozietoez And the callousness of the way they describe neovaginas. Whatever truth can be found in those tips are fucking tragedies. We're women, goddammit." "@rozietoez It's just so infuriating that you can tell they see us as men. Like, no shit, I know, but the grossest and most incorrect bullet points were clearly thought of because they's picturing us as men and it's so tiring. Hormones do wonderful things, not that they care." "@rozietoez Half of these are wrong, but more to the point: I PROMISE these assholes that not a single sapphic transfemme wants to date anyone using this list. In fact, save some time by just mentioning the list as soon as possible. You'll scare away a fair number of cis girls too." "@LeafTilde @mode_view @KibbinsCodex I'm a cow slut, I couldn't quit the bull if I wanted! :V" @MommyBlakesFeet oh gosh I might know one 👀💦💦💦 @DaShitpostQueen guilty as charged 💦 @MommyBlakesFeet would a cutie's mouth work? 🤔 Not to say I only follow trans girls Just that a LOT of my follows are thirst follows 👀💦 @emuchaton @nyaakat hey wait a second @Chug_Wife Oh nooooooo D: Gonna give you so many damn hugs next time you visit @PhyrexianThot also yay toilet selfies! https://t.co/dqnDBvlWog @PhyrexianThot My kitty Takkun loves to do that too 🥰 @Kate_Bunni Nah u cute @UmbralReaver Bras are so good for gender euphoria! I know a lot of transfemmes that eventually get sick of them but I still love wearing them 🥰 """Kat why do you keep following people you're already over 1,600 follows"" trans girls,,, cuute,,,,,,,," @ThatHeckinRobin @AssembledGhost Awwwww she's the best! @CookieCyboid A theoretical option D "@CookieCyboid Wait no not option A, I misread lol" "@CookieCyboid I assumed spicy fries/chips were a thing over there and I assumed option A. Spicy chips/crisps are a thing here but no one would say ""hot chip"" or ""hot chips"" lol. You'd just say ""spicy chips""" @PierceE1987 Yeah it's on my mind too because we need to go back to that. @PhyrexianThot You ARE cute but also I need that shirt where'd you get it :O @FrigidElfChild Absolutely @WereChickenAU Apparently in the recent CW crossover event Conroy played an old Batman already so WB knows that idea is a good one. @mode_view @KibbinsCodex @LeafTilde *very herd @KibbinsCodex @LeafTilde thank moo >/////< @KibbinsCodex @LeafTilde I'm enough of a b!mbo that I often don't see this coming lol @LeafTilde aw wait aw fuck I was tricked into becoming a cow girl again >.> @Yumi_Sparkles And the hair @Yumi_Sparkles The ribbed forearms make me think of one of those electric things I don't know the name of lol Also the tail @LeafTilde hi yes these are my ideal tits "@Yumi_Sparkles I'd be really surprised if it wasn't at all Electric, but Dark/Electric would be really cool!" I have a rule with my Pokemon stuffies that I only get the Ditto version of a Pokemon if I already have the regular version because I like the idea that my stuffie shelf was invaded by Ditto and they're just trying to fit in Ice form Rotom is the only other example of that combination off the top of my head *forearms I do not think this is a gun monkey Ice: I dunno I'm getting abominable snowman vibes Electric: Tip of their tail + their firearms make them seem zappy to me Plus I think that type combination is really uncommon if not never done before? "Just for fun, I'm gonna guess Ice/Electric" This Ditto had to do a LOT of faces and I'm so proud of them for trying 💕 https://t.co/kvQBq2dna1 @NomeDaBarbarian Ditto is... not great at faces Oh shit or is a Mimikyu wearing a Ditto as Pikachu plushie???? https://t.co/15Ucrwe7qp A Ditto who has transformed into a Pokemon that knows Transform https://t.co/PS4zWEO7yM @Uber_Anne Truth 💕 A Ditto mimicking a ghost mimicking a Pikachu https://t.co/JPyhZTvBc4 mmmmm that species euphoria @emuchaton Twitterin' to keep the sad away YESSSSSSS it's fate! https://t.co/zgHk5Jd2vP @MaiaFranklyn I really adore the Tom Holland Spider-Man I'm sorry "@BoringNerdyKate I've never been pissed on either but I feel so seen by these tweets. If you're a piss slut you just feel it in your heart, you know?" @WilloIllo Yeah that's the antidote we need in 2020. I recall several times where Terry did his own thing against what Bruce said to do. Batman needs to be a struggling college student in a cyberpunk dystopia again. "@AlexisuwuAlexis @SecretGamerGrrl So the idea is to look for a cervix? Fuck, I never thought I'd see transphobes implicitly admit that a neovagina is indistinguishable from a regular vagina externally." @Uber_Anne BatB is just about the only exception but it goes without saying that DC's animated projects take more interesting risks. I'm saying the movies need to lean hard into that for a while to mix things up. It's been well over 20 years since we've had that. Like it just floors me that after nearly 20 years of nonstop dark and gritty Batman there's still fans clamoring for even more of the bottom of that barrel. What do you get from this? Are you okay? Just give us the Batman Beyond movie we all have been demanding since forever now "@Uber_Anne No they could embrace camp again if they weren't so terrified of it. Batman can be dark and gritty AND campy. Usually not at the same time, but it's refreshing to switch it up." "Meanwhile if I hear the words ""Crime Alley"" or ""Joe Chill"" again I'm going to fucking scream" "Remember how the third iteration of Spider-Man at least TRIED to mix things up by doing something other than Uncle Ben + ""With great power comes great responsibility""?" "i'm so tired of batman like, as a concept" @PhyrexianThot I fold "@SecretGamerGrrl I'm almost afraid to ask, but what possible purpose would an internal examination accomplish? Like how are they claiming such a thing is necessary? Not to say just leaving it at external would be fine, obviously" everyone's asleep and I really need to be held stuffies kinda help @FakeEstrusFlask yeah it turns into fan fiction I would've written when I was 13 lol @FrigidKingCami so many :3c @FakeEstrusFlask I believe the Bulbasaur scene had Morelull (introduced in Gen VII) and Flabébé (introduced in Gen V) but I'm just going off my memory of seeing it in theaters. @futanarchy @NeurologNyx aaaaaaa so cute and gay! 💕💕💕 @deathpigeon I would HAPPILY eat that and I haven't needed spiro in months lol @FakeEstrusFlask yeah the Torterra kinda strain the limits of suspension of disbelief but they're one of my favorite Pokemon so it made me happy lol @PhyrexianThot omg stop making me want to get into makeup 😭💕 "@FakeEstrusFlask The earlier newspaper clipping acting like Mew/Mewtwo weren't a thing yet makes me think this line was added late in production, but I think this change of direction was a smart move." @FakeEstrusFlask YUP! I squeed at that line in the theater! It's all canon! @viragoergosum hehehe~ my bangs are hardly bangs anymore I need a professional to do something with this hair 😭 @BadKitters (just followed on my little account :3) @Notactuallysmol I saw a lot of babies liking these tweets and I felt I should pander a bit to my people 💕 (IMPLYING I USE TOILETS MUHAHAHAHA) The final stage of transition is posting a selfie of yourself even when you're on the toilet wearing an old way too big guy's shirt because you're cute and you fucking know it 😤 """Kat did you seriously take a selfie on the toilet"" Yes but I'm doing a sitz bath for my still healing perineum. Implying that I'd just give something like that away for free smdh 🙄" question why do bathrooms so often have the best lighting asking for a friend https://t.co/P41q9TnLmN @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF worth it *nods and giggles* @FakeEstrusFlask Gotcha. Well if you're curious I can tell you after 💕 @FakeEstrusFlask Have you seen the movie already? I don't want to spoil anything but this newspaper clipping makes me think they slightly altered the canon of this universe mid-production. "@FakeEstrusFlask Yeah the first ""smart phones"" in this universe were Pokedexes in Gen II, basically. Then SwSh confirms Pokedexes just look like smart phones now. (It heavily implies either the games, anime, or both are canon in this universe and happened when they happened)" @Chug_Wife If they think that based on a single impression they're not worth worrying about. @FakeEstrusFlask I love the implication that Snorlax are just road hazards sometimes lol "@FakeEstrusFlask One of the things this movie got perfect was the Pokemon themselves. They've always been sentient cartoon characters first, animals second and they just nail it here." @NewGenderWhoDis Oh fuck that sucks!! *hugs hugs* :/ @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater I'm giving it... so many thoughts @SixArmedSweater Not really :/ They're better about ace people now at least. @SixArmedSweater Plus I want a whole shelf of those books one day and I want to justify buying more by reading what I have first >.< "@SixArmedSweater My current mental block is I really want to start the THE BEGINNING. I realize that's not entirely wise or necessary (I can start at the beginning of MTMTE and get a better experience, I know), but I have the big NUMBER ONE hardback TOME from that series and I should read it D:" (Is the new Valentine's Day issue of the comic any good? >.>) "I really love that this series, that I bet kids are watching too, had a chance to mention how queer this franchise is. Fits perfectly with the theme, and the theme itself is both relevant to today and an interesting part of the franchise with a lot of history." I seriously didn't know the first Cybertronian kiss depicted in the franchise was a lesbian one. I PROMISE I'll read the IDW comics one day. I NEED to. https://t.co/95mtVm9qC1 "@Chug_Wife well, i am" @lexxiakalexxi @blaze_casual I didn't know everything had to exist within a straight/queer dichotomy. Is thee chair I'm sitting on straight or gay? Tarot cars aren't straight or queer. Alexa is requesting ones that ARE queer. @Ciela_Lithelle Ooooooh even better~ @hasrock36 @MrsStephinMerit I let her know and she's unblocking now 💕 "@ZJemptv He just jumps to ""if so"" as if it's impossible anyone could disagree with that. I really would like to know what your average cis person thinks hormones are." Read my girlfriend's smut! :3 @PrissyOrcGF the b!mbo levels would be off the charts!!! @ThatHeckinRobin lol my surgeon said that to me too >////> @BirdTickIer @AliceAvizandum oh heck that looks cool "@TheFintauSystem You're close, is actually John Matrix" @Calliethulhu Why'd you time this for Valentine's day? D: @CuddlePotato https://t.co/WAegpN8d0u @Chopin_42 aw h*ck so are you! 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb 💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb gosh sounds kinda gay~ 🤔 @Chopin_42 😘💕 @Ryleigh1248 @PrissyOrcGF or at least a slurp~ @bonuslesbian I rarely run into situations where people insist the G has to stand for gender so it doesn't personally bother me I dunno @StebMcDreb HECC 😳💕 I'M HYPERVENTILATING https://t.co/Ryy0waz2MU """Adam, what are the subgenres of jizz?"" This episode is AMAZING" "We're listening to the newest F+ about Wookieepedia and they started with the Breasts topic. Yeah did you know breasts exist in Star Wars? My immediate reaction that I said to Jen was ""I bet the Memory Alpha wiki doesn't have to deal with this shit"" and, well... https://t.co/45qbjxri4E" @Trancister @PrissyOrcGF I feel like I'd probably end up more b!mbo too @bonuslesbian I be call it GRS often. Doesn't bother me but I'm cool with people avoiding the term 🤷‍♀️ @Trancister @PrissyOrcGF I DO dream of getting force femmed even harder that's true @PrissyOrcGF @Trancister I mean I thought like swollen pussy lips made more sense but that works 🤔💕 @PrissyOrcGF question what if we already have a vagiba asking for a friend 👀 To people saying this isn't much of a punishment: I'm a hedonist witch and it's MY story dammit @LeafTilde @FantasiesFract1 @AshleyNatter ffsssssfvbbhhgf @TwippingVanilla @TorificallyTori @NightlingBug 💕💕💕 @Trancister YES :3 @Mokiawa oh my god people do that? D: @Trancister aw hell yeah the sex number @lisaquestions I mean I don't think so. He's telling me not to change my pussy from its natural state ... I think @Chug_Wife More like an angel 💕 @degeneration HAPPY ENDING YAY 🥰💕💕💕 @Darkly_Dave The ironic punishments are sometimes more fun~ @blaze_casual I get the distinct impression that it's always gonna feel this way lol @BirdTickIer Ah so Siege Larping then :P @dijonketchup13 OMG I LOVE THIS @lisaquestions It's still a fundamental misunderstanding of what I'm saying given I'm talking about being 10 weeks post-op lol @BirdTickIer (CQB? >.>) @DaShitpostQueen No I actually tweeted that before you replied mentioning a witch lol "An incel who goes around angrily telling women the female orgasm isn't real tries telling that to a witch and as punishment gets TF'd into a constantly horny girl that has to regularly achieve that thing she used to say wasn't real ""This-- oh god, aaah-- doesn't prove anything!""" @DaShitpostQueen Yes I'm using one :P i was able to cum on the first try post-surgery and every time i've attempted since i've been able to climax and even i'm like no i don't know how to drive this thing just keep rubbing or something "god masturbating with a vulva is so unpredictable SO often it's like ""ugh, i don't think it's gonna happen tonIGHT OKAY IT'S HAPPENING HERE WE GOOOO""" "@YourBoswell this is WAY too horny, i approve https://t.co/ghjmAOfJZj" If I stay up to late Takkun will come meow at me demanding I go to bed so she can snuggle with me love this hecking cat so much @sextoyspolitics I hear Salt Lake City has is way more queer than you'd expect lol "every time i see that tumblr post about foot loose my brain will just start singing ""feet. foot feet. dance on your fucking feet"" for three days" @undeadmooncat OMG THAT'S PERFECT :3 "@DaShitpostQueen It's a kink thing where you ""force"" a boy to dress and act like a girl" @DaShitpostQueen I just still like the idea of being force femmed even though I'm already a girl 🤷‍♀️ "unf, please force fem me into, fuck i dunno, like a double girl? i guess???" @SeanWithersDraw IT'S BEENA LONG LONG TIME @emuchaton oh wait it's a movie pun i get it now @pointysashimi @LunarLillium SUCH CURVES 😍 @emuchaton THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT @StebMcDreb hahahaha unless? 😳 "transition goals, honestly" "@mode_view Well you're not a cis male so it's not creepy, simple as that 💕" THERE. I MOVED IT. D:< https://t.co/Jls44U52Jv @lucashoal @KeysisPieces HEY D:< @lucashoal @KeysisPieces lol I'm thee same age as both of you @KimmyBuffett had to double check that @BirdTickIer didn't write this you ever wonder what people did before memes @maxcapacity_ https://t.co/GQVW3fSdY6 "@undeadmooncat No need to apologize, it's okay 💕💕💕💕" @NeurologNyx thank heck you remembered gosh 😍💦 @mode_view You will never be creepy to me because you're very obviously queer 💕 @undeadmooncat Not at all! @im_kirby @MOOMANiBE @CaseyExplosion @LisaTMullin Box Trolls' main villain was apparently a transphobic punchline? I avoided seeing it for that reason so I couldn't say for sure. @futanarchy VERY cute 😍 "@mode_view (I liked your tweet, didn't I? :P)" "@AJisValid What? I'm joking along with you, don't apologize. I'm confused" @OneLameShark @AJisValid biting the thigh a bit can be nice 🤔 "@AJisValid @OneLameShark I mean it wasn't a video from me, so, 🤷‍♀️" "my pussy IS very cute, thank you you strange man *blocks*" "like I get English is his second language and that's fine, but the only way I can interpret this is if he thinks I'm a cis girl and misread my tweet?" ...what? https://t.co/QTZLKfpOU9 @nononoagh Box Trolls' main villain is a transphobic trope from what I hear as well (why I never saw it). That's really tragic. Lemme tell you five years from now it's gonna suck when I still have you blocked because you couldn't wait one or two more years. "Attention queers under 18: PLEASE wait until you're 18 or over to follow me. Because if you're not and you try following me, I'll catch you, then block you, and I do not have the ability to keep track of who you are to unblock you when you're of age." @OneLameShark love that mcdonalds monster boy @acutebitten @futanarchy Everything you see is based around the massive pyramid I surrounded the place with. Moving the castle is the only way to keep it symmetrical. @Summer_C_Ash Colorado's the best :3 It's so very different from having a girldick. It's so nice 💕 It's so nice pausing and just like... FEELING that there's a vag down there 🥰 @MaiaFranklyn I hold this headcanon now too @DreamerHyena Very pretty and honestly I'll miss this view but as far as the actual town it's TINY @PrissyOrcGF OMG OMG OMG 😍😍😍 "Move to Livermore, we have: - a post office - - Anyway we're moving in like a week" @ThatsSoTrinda I'm currently in the process of moving it @OneLameShark I have the other two recent Repugnuses too but I still need this one omg BRICK BY BRICK https://t.co/CbOVox4ZOL "@TheFintauSystem I kind of have a similar problem. I know FFS could help, but I dunno where to start :/" @TwippingVanilla Makes me think I should start tracking this stuff "@TheFintauSystem I mean if you go to a surgeon and just describe the parts of your face that you don't like, that's usually enough even if you can't envision what you'd look like without those parts." @CallieFoxxo @futanarchy Uhhhhh if you can it would require such a specific string of commands it would almost be easier for me to do it by hand. And MCEdit isn't updated to the newest version of Minecraft yet :/ @futanarchy thank you but now I need to move an entire castle over by one block 😭😭😭 nooooo it's off center!!!!!!! D:< https://t.co/pkqn8Mwbis @blaze_casual @EriBoden wow gay 💕 "lol so many people are thinking this was like, period cycle related and I haven't tracked that stuff in forever but that's probably right?" "@TwippingVanilla I don't even track my own symptoms, how long have you been tracking mine lol" @TwippingVanilla omg really??? lol that's kinda neat @OneLameShark WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REPAINT OF THOSE TINY CHOMPER GUYS NOW I WANT HIM EVEN MORE @ThatHeckinRobin 💕💕💕 @OneLameShark I DID NOT KNOW OF THIS TINY REPUGNUS I NEED ONE :O @FakeEstrusFlask The animated Mario movie from Illumination that's been in development for a few years now. It's part of why there's going to a Mario world at one (both?) of the Universal parks @blaze_casual s e r i o u s l y x.x @QueercoreTrash Happy 1 year vag!! 💕💕💕 "@ThatHeckinRobin Congrats!!! I couldn't think of anything more clever than ""I lived, bitch"" for my out of surgery selfie because I was too zonked out on pain killers, how did you do it? lol" @Trancister That's true! 😘💕 @TheCrystalStorm That's a huge relief to hear thank you 😭💕 "Also as more nerves wake up, the separation/split area is hurting just a tiny bit more (enough to be noticeable and annoying) and dilation... doesn't exactly HURT but it's harder/slower going up a size when I can FEEL more of it all, you know?" "@blaze_casual Oof, I was hoping someone further along would have seen better results than me. Hopefully we both get there? It's kinda freaking me out a bit because the area I'm talking about is kinda internal I think it was the base of my girldick and thinking about that is BLEGH x.x" What I'm pretty sure is my clitoral hood is still kinda stiff and I hope it has some softening left to do. "@undeadmooncat Me too! And the ""reveal"" (only a reveal too huge nerds like us but still a fun reveal for me!) where they state outright that the original game and/or anime is CANON in that universe??? Like Red or Ash might be characters we could meet later? SO COOL" Frustrated I don't have money when Pokemon Home hit but HOO BOY are you gonna see me tweet LOTS about it next time I get paid :3 @undeadmooncat @TrexPushups SERIOUSLY THE PEE DOESN'T COME OUT UNLESS I FIND MY HAPPY PLACE I CAN'T *TALK* WTF "@TrexPushups @NewGenderWhoDis @undeadmooncat I just dissociated every time I used a urinal, and I probably assumed all guys did lol" Detective Pikachu's worst crime was that it was just really average when considering the story itself. But the world and the main characters are what you watch that movie for. "DP's biggest drawback is in order to ease us into such an alien universe, the actual plot had to be super basic and because for me and a lot of other people that universe ISN'T all that alien, the overall film suffers a bit. But that's why I'm excited for the sequel." @MarcyKingUltra I mean it's going to be animated but sure? @TrexPushups @NewGenderWhoDis @undeadmooncat hell just using men's public bathrooms was traumatizing for me I don't understand how Sonic is a better movie than Detective Pikachu but I'm overjoyed that we might finally be in an era where video game movies don't have to suck anymore (the Illumination Mario movie is upcoming as well) @sidhra 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Mistress used to go regularly. Involved going at weird times and not using the changing rooms or bathrooms there. Took a lot of extra spoons but it IS possible. @Summer_C_Ash Omg congrats!!!! 💕💕💕💕 "For trans people who need it, having the right genitals is such an amazing life changer." Soooo many of my friends on here are getting vaginoplasties and I'm just so hecking happy for y'all 🥰 @ThatHeckinRobin That was my main thought going into surgery too honestly lol "@MOOMANiBE Catheters SUUUUUUCK. Just wait until you get to pee with your new parts, it's way better 💕" "@shnupz Doesn't negatively affect our pluralness from we've experienced. We've rolled twice, and once was after being aware we were plural." @PhyrexianThot god so true x.x @Drustan27 my body's got a lot of catching up to do x.x @LittleLavvy That Dragonite art is so good @LambChopInPamps extreme mommy energy is irresistible >/////> floating castle is coming together https://t.co/cfDiFhDuXN @Notactuallysmol Very true! One big downside of sleeping naked was when the girldick was all flopping around x.x I miss sleeping naked so much 😭😭😭😭😭 "Like right when you're starting to think your new vag is done bleeding, you'll wake up one morning and sit down for a pee and... nope." "I know this sounds weird coming from me of all people, but I'm ready to have my underwear not feel like a diaper now 😭😭😭" "So sometimes even after 10 weeks post-vaginoplasty, there might be blood. Both my doctor and surgeon have confirmed this is fine, but it's something to keep in mind if you're planning to have that surgery. I've gone through SO many pads x.x" "@RailiahVictoria (she said one month IN, like one month into transition, I assume)" I think I really wanna write Invitation fan fiction?????? @Unit55A @asur_el hecc >//////< @Trancister IT'S JUST SO GOOD 😭💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhhhhhggh excited >//////< 💦 @_jaculus fucked up that I'm not already a horny nameless obedient demon brood mother 😤😤😤 @CallieFoxxo RIGHT???? @MaiaFranklyn omg yes "@MaiaFranklyn omg I've never seen that, link???" @deathpigeon I'm always horny on main 😤 @a_alice_nsfw Someone under The Master's influence at the very least. "@CallieFoxxo I'm not talking about the movie, I'm talking about the comic I linked later in the thread :P" my face whenever i remember i have a pussy now 💦 https://t.co/EGtqNU9UyO @a_alice_nsfw @asur_el at least it feels good to fill them >////< @NotYakra William's expression as his cock disappears? Unf 💦 @asur_el what am i gonna do with so much milk? >.> "goddess, you ever just need to be bred real bad? 💦" @Calliethulhu https://t.co/OORU8QbBgi @TheFintauSystem So happy for you babe!! 💕💕💕 @TheFintauSystem Omg fuck yes!!! "@PersephoneHime @FrillyHyena Things that are actually evil aren't good, but you know how villains are hot? That's kinda what I mean." "@Trancister @FrillyHyena BUUUUUT if sluts wanna ACT like they couldn't resist and she TOTALLY forced them, that's SO valid~" @Trancister @FrillyHyena Yeah I don't see it as an influence or coercion. I don't think she's deceiving them either. Her offer is just too good. I doubt many people could resist it~ @PinkPerfecti0n_ goddddd yes~ "@CallieFoxxo I'm babying the HECC out of my new pussy, don't worry :3" @PinkPerfecti0n_ I dunno given the themeing they have elsewhere I feel like you'd probably be TF'd into like... whatever the British equivalent of a Stepford Wife is... ...okay yeah that's hot "@FrillyHyena Like there's a LOT of people out there, especially back then, that would call what she wants to achieve evil, but as a hedonist I consider it arguably the greatest good." @PinkPerfecti0n_ I mean Alton Towers sounds like such a weird park regardless. Gotta visit there at least once for sure. "@FrillyHyena Both, I strongly feel, but like Evil in the good way? Kink is complicated lol" @caraesten FUCK YEAAAAAAAH @ArtyMaus @LeafTilde *SIGHS* bending over... >/////> @FantasiesFract1 and the look of pleasure on his face gosh 😍 @FrillyHyena RIGHT??? @ArtyMaus @LeafTilde but I already have a vag with a clit >//////> @PrissyOrcGF YES YES YESSSS!!!! EXCIIIIIIITE!!!!!! also a Zelda arm tattoo is a really good idea heck 🤔 Starring Chevy Chase as Bernie Sanders @PrissyOrcGF for a long time I thought I wanted a Majora's Mask tattoo but it would be way cuter to go the waifu route and get a Midna tattoo... 👀 @RanatokiParalax I MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN it would certainly give me fun things to do in said pictures once I'm all healed up 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @CallieFoxxo @RanatokiParalax yay new friends! :D "@RanatokiParalax hmmmmm maybe some free dragon dildos? 🤔 KIDDING of course :P and followed, friend~! :3c" @EntityofJustice the first tweet in this thread "@PinkPerfecti0n_ Yeah I was marathoning Expedition Theme Park and when it got to this one I was ""This is WAY too horny, fuck""" "@EntityofJustice hmmmmm then maybe the first tweet should say ""gay lewd reasons""" @EntityofJustice Yeah as a trans I of course want one to go back and tell my younger self I'm a girl. Figured that went without saying :P "@BoymoderI I mean I do have great friends, but it's not about trust in this case. I have an unlocked AD. I don't care who sees my naked body 🤷‍♀️" @Demi_theynd it's called bein a brat :P "I know being queer back then was pretty dangerous but god it's hard not to romanticize the thrill of it a tiny bit, at least for the moments when queerness found moments to flourish." "Never before have I wanted a time machine to use specifically for extremely gay purposes so badly, damn 👀💦" @nyaakat not to mention all the friends I want to invite to use my new vag >/////< @Demi_theynd never! >:D wanna send lewd pics of my vag to cute friends but I still have healing to do grumble grumble 😤 y'all acting like I'm talking about some movie without sex demons instead of a comic with sex demons smdh "[nsfw] (if you don't know what I'm talking about, you should definitely read this~ https://t.co/xUJHtmyOXQ)" "okay but that part in The Invitation where The Master deepthroats William, removes his dick leaving a pussy, and then replaces Annie's pussy with said dick? 😍💕💦💦💦💦💦💦" @LapineWitchGirl unfair >/////< "@PrissyOrcGF r-ready to be ended, warchief >/////< 💦" @PrissyOrcGF rektdthhfddggvffffb 😍💕💕💕💕 @WillowPoss Excited for you! Don't forget to visit the ranch before you go! 💕 @MoonPupper Well we're friends now so you did it! 💕 @BonnieMakes @AstroStella7 OMG I WANT THEM BOTH 😭💕 *UNEXPECTED DIRECTION LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I MEANT THANKS DYSLEXIA Making Professor Oak evolve (lol) over the coarse of the games is really interesting and going this far into an expected direction for someone in their 60's+ is way more interesting than anything most other people would've done with this character. YET MORE nerves have awakened in my vulva and I can FEEL THINGS 🥰 @QuinntoBean CUTE @deathpigeon @QuinntoBean We're exactly the same height? @UmbralReaver Hey :3 @CatherBernard It makes sense if it makes you less dysphoric. @PrissyOrcGF eternal mood 😭 @PrissyOrcGF Twitter is cropping the preview around the least interesting and relevant half of the card because of course it is 🙄 I was looking through an unfinished Commander deck and was suddenly reminded of @PrissyOrcGF 😍 https://t.co/Qhv98YUTBf This pose was so perfect I've kept them like this for months but it's time to put them back in their boxes for the move 😭💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 https://t.co/yu1p2rL9Rp @Trancister Thank you! I wanna build a castle here but I'm kinda shit at designing them? Any tips? Or places to find tips? https://t.co/JyQoxc8OAQ "@Trancister Like was his point ""I dunno why there'd be suicide over this one tiny aspect, not like it makes a difference!"" Fucking ghoulish." "@Trancister It was just so childish. ""Also there's 6,500 differences so there!""" @CookieCyboid @Drone0143 so cute omg 😍😍😍 We're playing in Nyx! I think this play field was added in the last update? It's hecking beautiful! https://t.co/WgWog0JhOF @emnicw (seriously tho I wanna buy SO MANY LEGGINGS) "I don't often get to use Nissa's final smash where I bring out every forest in my deck, so I usually forget how much the Sages are just OP after that. I didn't even mean to do this lol" Evolution Sage and Nissa are best friends 💕 (opponent lost with -82 health lol) https://t.co/mjkv6dwcvj @RiotGrrrlJemma So are you 💕💕💕 @DevourerRose 😘💕💕💕 "@RiotGrrrlJemma Hell yes! :3 Because of the move and needing to finish the guest room we might not be ready until like April, just a heads up 💕" @DevourerRose Love you babe 💕💕💕 sleepy soot sprite 💕✨ https://t.co/yXNWe9hBLD Guess what one of the funnest parts of transitioning is just getting to exist as your gender even in the unexciting and less overt moments. I'm just... a woman now. And I was denied that for so long that finally getting to exist as one is really wonderful 🥰 Transphobes: Trans women think being a woman is just about dressing like an exaggerated parody of femininity! Me in my pajama bottoms and an old boy's t-shirt buying oreos at the grocery store: hwhaat? @RiotGrrrlJemma I wish you lived nearby so we could hang out! That person doesn't know how lucky that are D:< @RiotGrrrlJemma Oh no wtf D: @FinalBossFemme You really are 😍 "@ModestyAran @acvalens @benjanun_s @PrissyOrcGF Gosh yeah I'm familiar with InCase's work but I somehow never read that one before and I'm, uh, saving it for later 👀💦💦💦" @GellmanRebecca I think you're wrong 💕 "@Trancister BIG SAME It's been a while since I felt super dysphoric, and that makes me worried it's just gonna hit even harder next time D:" "Honestly though knowing how evil dysphoria is, even if that was possible that probably wouldn't help either :/" "Feeling dysphoric isn't necessarily about feeling attractive, but gosh it sucks when a friend you think is just unbelievably pretty is feeling dysphoric. Nothing you can say can help, but I do wish I could like, transplant how I see them into their mind, you know?" @PrissyOrcGF Excite! :3 "@Campfire_System I've been trying to find the right time when I have the spoons to respond to your DMs, I'm sorry" @Jesin00 It's true! @mode_view Nah :P "Weirdly enough the update that hit literally while I was asleep after tweeting this added in an ""activate ability"" word bubble/button that appears when you click to activate a permanent's ability. Though it wasn't added for everything? Just seeing it on my Fabled Passage so far." @mode_view I totally get it :V @vexwerewolf Yeah but like what are the odds you'd even bump into Sherlock on any given day :V @acvalens @PrissyOrcGF @benjanun_s This article is wonderful and so fucking important. Thank you so much. "@mode_view You never come off as fangirly, don't worry :P I consider us friends :3" @KinkyRoxie You're so welcome! 💕💕💕 @KinkyRoxie Oh definitely. What was once outer skin is now mucus-y inner vag skin. It's remarkable that the body knows exactly what to do with it. @RiotGrrrlJemma I'd legitimately be interested in hearing that story BUT I can imagine that that might be kinda private so I'll just leave it at that's so fucking awesome and I hope y'all get to become closer :3 @RiotGrrrlJemma That's awesome! She's honestly an inspiration to me too even if I'm lucky enough to call her a friend. Did she help crack your shell? "@KinkyRoxie And I get a decent amount of lubrication! I don't think it'll be enough for sex on its own (not allowed to try for at least a couple more weeks), but it's nice and wet when masturbating :3" "@KinkyRoxie I don't know all the different kinds of vaginoplasties, but I had the penile inversion kind, done by Dr. Jennifer Hyer, who I'm pretty sure was taught by Bowers. So if there's a Bowers method, that's what I got." "@RiotGrrrlJemma If that (z) means who I think it means, she's awesome and I bet you did fine 💕 She's one of the people I became friends with after being kind of a fangirl of hers lol" "@MagsVisaggs @BSommerland In a lot of ways I often feel like I was born 3 years ago, lol. It's surreal thinking back to the person I supposedly used to be." "(And even if we don't become friends as long as our interaction was nice, I kept the fangirl at bay and didn't overwhelm you and that's the something at least lol)" @InkyFirefly omg they actually make that now??? "I feed the fangirl in me by becoming friends with the people I admire so then I no longer fangirl over them. It almost sounds paradoxical that that's the result I want, but it's really rewarding." I've done this dance many times before and my track record is often ending up with a new friend so apparently I'm doing something right lol But in the moment? The dance feels ad libbed and impossible to know the steps to. "It's really hard to navigate the push and pull between ""I wanna talk forever because you're cool"" and ""I don't want to just keep bugging you by endlessly yammering"" whenever I chat with someone I feel kinda fangirly-ish about." @JenApparently @MagsVisaggs I don't really appreciate this argument being made in my mentions. Take it elsewhere. @JenApparently @MagsVisaggs I already said I was willing to give my mom the space to have me listed under my deadname on my phone. This argument doesn't seem to be helping. @MagsVisaggs @JenApparently My mom is doing the same. Big part of the reason I'm doing my best to be patient with her. @KinkyRoxie I'm post-op and I like the taste of pussy "@MagsVisaggs It's easy for me to get swept up in just sticking with my chosen family, but I miss my birth family too. Thank you for replying. I wasn't sure if you still name searched when I wrote that tweet, lol, but I appreciate your input a ton 💕" @MagsVisaggs Yeah there's still a lot to talk about with her. It's hard when she lives states away and I get phone anxiety even without this added complication. Hopefully she can move closer soon. @Azure_Husky Thank you x.x 💕 @OzmaRacc 💦💦💦 plz~ "Btw the reason you think most kids detransition is because, once again, you view transness as an aberration. You think a kid being trans is like a kid getting diagnosed with cancer. So we call you bigots because it's clear you're incapable of seeing us as people." """Trans people's genders are real"" cannot coexist with ""No child should be allowed to take puberty blockers or transition at all"" without callous disregard for trans people unless you live in a fantasy world where the vast majority of kids who transition then detransition." "You don't think any trans people are valid. It's clear you think we're all deranged perverts and the less of us there are, the better. And so many of you think you can dress this ghoulishness in ""civility"" or whatever and not have anyone catch onto your game. It's embarrassing." In other words you think girls (who happen to be trans) should be forced to endure a boy's puberty and boys (who happen to be trans) should be forced to endure a girl's puberty. The exact thing you're claiming to be worried about is what you're advocating for. "At the VERY least it's clear you think trans people, even ones who know they're trans at a young age, should need to wait to transition until after hard to reverse changes are made to their bodies by puberty." "Like sure you can pretend you're worried about cis kids transitioning when they shouldn't or whenever, but the fact that you never give any thought to actual trans kids and what they're supposed to do speaks volumes." I wish transphobes insisting conversation therapy isn't conversation therapy would just say out loud that they think no trans person deserves to be treated like or seen as their gender or be allowed to transition because that's pretty clearly what they think. didn't gl*nner say he was gonna leave twitter a few months ago or did i dream that @PhyrexianThot Just eyeballing it but I think mine are just the four bigger ones you have size-wise @PhyrexianThot Neat! @PhyrexianThot Ooh it's also not curved at the end. It's SO WEIRD how much various post-surgery care varies between surgeons. @PhyrexianThot Also wtf they put measurements on yours??? No fair D:< @PhyrexianThot That's cool and also this is adorable lol https://t.co/aN8wUCozSY I love that the comments on that art are just a bunch of post-op transfemmes finally getting it lol You're telling me I get to orgasm like a girl AND the cleanup tastes great??? @addamschloe fuckin mood :/ @mode_view @LeafTilde https://t.co/srzASRJFIB @LeafTilde it me im goblin cockwarmer @Brynnhilda @destroyed4com4t I've been taking it pretty slow too and it's worked well. "@A0_JuliaM Not to say this isn't a design failure (they were trying at least lol), just that it's not implied by my other tweets about this and it's relevant here I think." "@A0_JuliaM When it's time to pass priority or do something that you can do because of mana or an ability a permanent has, the game will show a big orange button at the bottom right that contrasts against the rest of the game. I just sometimes miss it." @PhyrexianThot I think it was you that suggested the YouTube video that described this deck. It's by far my most powerful deck and it's pretty much all I play when I'm grinding daily gold lol "@A0_JuliaM Gotcha. I'm not saying this card is a game design failure since this pretty much would never happen in paper Magic. I don't even necessarily think it's a failure of design within MtG Arena either, I'm just stubborn and annoyed lol" @A0_JuliaM What does the X stand for? @destroyed4com4t It IS kinda comically big lol "Granted that ability functions as a partial targeting deterrent so games WOULD be SLIGHTLY different without it, but I'm 100% willing to take that chance." This is for a Proliferate deck and it's fucking PERFECT for the curve and the overall deck but that second ability is just dead weight for me. "The number of times I've used that ability on purpose is exactly zero, but the number of times I've accidentally clicked that ability because I forgot it was there and I thought it was time to select blockers or attackers rather than it being time to pass priority? TOO MANY" got a new idea for a special mtga version of barkhide troll https://t.co/14SBqREQ8N @PonyTromper Thank you 💕💕💕 @AdequateEmily @deathpigeon I never ended up hearing that song but I still thought the backlash was really bizarre and cruel. "@CelticAnarchy Okay that sounds rad as shit. This is all on trades at this point now, right?" "@YourBoswell It actually sounded like a person too. For a nanosecond I was like ""I'm sorry, who are you? Also what did you call me? Oh this is a machine wtf""" "@OutcastToad You definitely have a point. I want to give her the space to grieve for as long as she needs, but it still takes a toll on me :/" "@ExistentialEnso Thank you 💕 I think that if I could see my mom more often, she might come to the same conclusion your mom did. I suspect I might be more like the person I was before puberty, for example. But it's gonna be a few years before she can move here :/" "Like I've thought about this already. I made the descision that if I was ""[deadname]"" in her phone, I'd let her have that. One little piece of the son she used to have for as long as she needs to see that. I could give her that space at least. Now it affects me too tho :/" "And that tweet has just kinda haunted me ever since, because I think she's right. The person I used to be might've been a shell of a human, but that was my mom's son and in a lot of ways he's gone now. As frustrating as it is for me, I kinda can't blame my mom for acting this way" "A little while back Magdalene Visaggio was talking about how she's realized that for her at least (and I feel for me as well), transitioning kinda results in killing/destroying the person you used to be, and she feels it's a little unfair of her to be mad at her mom for grieving." I feel like I want to talk to her about this in person so I'll just need to wait until the next time she visits. Just wish it didn't have to be such an issue :/ "To be fair, I'm really bad at calling her anyway. But honestly after talking with her today and finding out my brother calls her regularly and realizing how much I miss my birth family, I'd like to get better at it. But now it's unnecessarily hard to." "And it's not worth arguing and getting upset over because whatever conversation I need to have with her to make that change, it's going to be a lot of stress and crying and might not even result in the thing I want being done. So I guess I just never call her?" "And what sucks is like, I had a suspicion I was listed under my deadname on her phone, but I didn't bring it up because that's a sticking issue for her and it's not like I ever need to see or hear that, right? Well now it affects how often I want to call her :/" "@PhyrexianThot I definitely feel like I'm getting my ass filled when my opponent casts one or two of those, yeah" "Like it doesn't surprise me that tech like this exists (I assume it's an Apple thing since my mom only uses iPhones?) but it was just surreal to be deadnamed by a robot. Like my mom is creating new, unintended ways for me to be deadnamed by simply being stubborn." @leafwork I LOVE THEM BOTH OMG @synthentacle the picture from the website clearly depicts a topping shirt @Yumi_Sparkles Awesome! :O @GuildingLilly Once my penis finished growing I harvested it for its components :V @Trans_Astral It wasn't for anything. It was a complete tragedy. Those happen sometimes and it fucking sucks. And I hope every day that you'll be able to heal from it. @Trans_Astral This community is unreasonably cruel when it feels like it has just enough of a justification to do so. @Darkly_Dave @CaseyExplosion Really an insult to Condiment King "@FrigidKingCami @FrigidElfChild @babeuska Awwwww you were so right, thank you!" @Trans_Astral Mistress said something similar and it's my opinion too. I know it's not something you'll be able to ever believe but consider what would be different now assuming that's what it was. @Klezmerstyle Ear cheese is a natural part of keeping gauges in unfortunately lol I clean them regularly :P @FrigidKingCami @FrigidElfChild @babeuska I don't know why I was @'d but this is REALLY CUTE OMG what a cuck :3c Something to just lube it up a bit "I should put lotion in my piercings before putting my gauges back in after cleaning, ouch x.x" "@ExistentialEnso @sonyaism We really have to be hyper vigilant about anything a robot (or a human with literally no context, not even the context of ""Sesame Street character"") might misconstrue as an insult. It's beyond ridiculous." @Trans_Astral Also more to the point I wouldn't be able to shut up about it. I'm sorry but you mean a lot to me. @Trans_Astral If refusing has even the sightest chance of keeping you alive: No deal. "@Trans_Astral Mistress would defend you too. So if NOTHING else, there's another reason not to do it :P" @Trans_Astral Those people cheering would be cheering for a person that wasn't you. It would be celebrating an exaggerated caricature of the version of yourself you shared online. And I'd never let a single one of them forget it. "@Yumi_Sparkles Err, wait maybe it needs more than that but it still looks like a dome even if it's not a true dome. Try making a sphere?" @Yumi_Sparkles You just need to add half the circle on top to each side @CaseyExplosion us subs are notoriously useless is true *nods* @EspiKvlt I have to do that more often than I'd like. Can they please just read the bio and wait a few years? @Trans_Astral Love you tons :/ "@JenApparently Not to be that THAT woman, but Cartoon Network bought Hanna-Barbera decades ago, and CN is owned by Warmer Bros :P" @Yumi_Sparkles Perfect! You did it! :3 "@marleystary Didn't say it was painful :P But to answer your question, it's just a mild pain in my vag. Really the only way I can describe it." WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME CYBERVERSE CLOBBER WAS A GIRL THAT'S AWESOME https://t.co/Gg6FlOUANK "My mom still has me listed under my deadname on her phone. How do I know? I just tried calling her and the machine said ""Hi, [deadname], [Mom] is unavailable, please leave a message"" 🙃🙃🙃" @MOOMANiBE Hell yeah! 💕💕💕 @Nezumi_Youjo @AliceGrimaude @LapineWitchGirl gosh yes plz >/////< @TwippingVanilla @spookythewitch It's really obvious in hindsight lol @YourBoswell Actually the tweet it attached this suggestion to was someone complaining about how ugly they thought he was lol @Demi_theynd @deathpigeon @JainiaEid @histmatt @SteampunkPenny Untag me Also now I don't want to know who it is because The Algorithm seems to think I should know. Fuck that. "I understand why Twitter suggested Star Wars, Pokemon, and video games (I talk about them all the time), but like... I literally don't know who that is. And you don't need to tell me. I know how to Google. This is just weird. https://t.co/SwR2jr3Xfy" @deathpigeon @JainiaEid @histmatt @SteampunkPenny Untag me @xXxCrystalline oh extremely~ @MOOMANiBE Omg you're getting bottom surgery? Or have already? Either way congrats!!! 💕💕💕 I really don't love how my hair is looking lately (need a trim BADLY) but I haven't shared a selfie in an age so here's my face 💕✨ https://t.co/JHv8V9XkqY @ArtyMaus Oh gosh please do! :3 @CaseyExplosion I mean close enough @MommyBlakesFeet hhhggfffgfffggggf >//////< @Trancister @FrillyHyena @PrissyOrcGF OMG this visual 🤣 GOD I wish that were me https://t.co/iNWBIJWXKF "@Trans_Astral I promise you it wasn't your fault, love :/" @Trans_Astral Someone has to have at this point @PrissyOrcGF smother me plz x.x "@PrissyOrcGF oof, this is a mood" @MetalPirateGurl I can only make it to the third dot of five depth-wise but I hear that's normal. I'm not switching back to older sizes though? When I go up a size I just stay there lol hot take but Madame > Sirfetch'd @MetalPirateGurl Yep @MetalPirateGurl They told me to go up a size when I feel ready @PrissyOrcGF Heck dysphoria! You're hecking gorgeous! D:< @suchnerve Just seeing the preview thumbnail I thought this was an imagine mocking how men dress And then the rest of the image loaded Ugh "@Demi_theynd @Trans_Astral Voices and overall appearance too, imo. Not that every trans woman is cloockable or anything, but there's a reason I'm not as into cis girls, you know? Our stories are written on our faces in a way that won't be the same in that future. Bittersweet is the word, I guess." @MommyBlakesFeet this is BULLYING D:< thamks >/////> "@CaseyExplosion oh my god I had that exact same hat pre-transition with glasses and a beard... there but for the grace of god, oof" @MagsVisaggs @MilkshakeMolly @TopsidePress This is so fucking true. "@ArtyMaus RIGHT??? I don't order from that company because they're kinda trash, but I have a dildo from Twintail Creations coming soon :3c" @sstb__ @0xA01fe They used the orange one to shape my vagina during the surgery. It's literally made for it lol @0xA01fe @sstb__ Mine didn't come with a label but that's very helpful! Yeah the orange is a BEAST x.x @sstb__ I don't have measuring tape handy so I dunno lol @Trancister It hurt a tiny bit at first but now I just feel so stuffed x.x @spookythewitch HARD NOT TO REALIZE AS GREEN IS IN MY VAG ATM LOL They tell me the orange one is the one that used to shape my vag but OOF she looks scary x.x Gonna hold off trying her for another five weeks or so >.> @spookythewitch OMG I FINALLY GET THAT ART I'M NOW ON THE GREEN DILATOR AND I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE SERIOUSLY I DIDN'T GET THIS BEFORE I AM NOT A CLEVER WOMAN @FlorenceLaReine FULL x.x Dilator size 3 of 4 is officially... inside me OOF x.x @synthentacle ghfffghhcfdghh hi >/////< really want a top to be mean to me and shove me around~ 💦 @apunkdog @LambChopInPamps this https://t.co/cJQiTlKs4C "@shnupz god, mood" @PersephoneHime https://t.co/mVVAYiexaR @xXxCrystalline Just a network of queers being sexy to send money to each other It's beautiful @xXxCrystalline You're one of the friends who I'm thinking of! And heck maybe I should get into porn to help fund this 🤔 living expenses should be going down after the move so I think I'm gonna direct some of that extra money to friends' onlyfans accounts less about the porn and more about doing as much as I can to help the folks I care about sooooo many friends I wanna support on onlyfans but I'm already supporting a bunch of buddies on patreon I want to give more money to all my awesome friends 😭 @Hypnothulhu 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 "@WhaleHorned @DesDReac Oh nice! Good to know, thank you!" @xXxCrystalline 😍😍😍 @VondranArt @vvoouunn @VaderSan dfghdfgshfsdahgndjk thamks >/////< "@destroyed4com4t adding hyphens to trademark dodge is uh, ballsy" @isthatyourmain @emuchaton oooooh gggosh 😍 "@CateSpice tasticle receptors, if you will" @VondranArt @vvoouunn @VaderSan okay this just showed up on my feed and I'm downright FLATTERED to have already been followed by such an amazing artist gosh 😳 "@LambChopInPamps lol fair seriously tho I only kinda avoid diaper talk because I don't wanna squick out my followers that aren't into it I have an exhibition AND humiliation kink, it's not about me being too embarrassed lol" @LambChopInPamps STOP SUBTWEETING ME IT'S RHUDE D:< @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps I... really... wanna be in d*ap*rs as soon as I'm all healed >/////< @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps hfvdgdsfgj i mean... @uselessneetgirl ooooh maybe! :3 @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps okay real talk I CANNOT WAIT to be fully healed from surgery so I can PAD THIS BUTT @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps *HUFFS* D:< @LambChopInPamps THIS IS BULLYING D:< @futanarchy @MilkshakeMolly @NeurologNyx Congrats! Y'all are the cutest goddamn couple I swear 💕 @LambChopInPamps Hopefully in just a couple months! :3 "Last time I went up a dilator size was 5 weeks post-surgery, so I figured I'd wait another 5 weeks for the next size up. And that day is tomorrow! Gonna give the green one (the third of four sizes) a shot! x.x" @TrexPushups Huge same lol "For anyone who hasn't seen her yet, this is what the official MP Arcee is going to look like and why a lot of us were hoping she was simply mistransformed. I hate that we're debating a Transformer's tits AGAIN but this time they look like they're sliding off :/ https://t.co/3OjWJDZ3HR" "@TrexPushups RIGHT??? Like it's fair to design Transformers as if they're not ""naked"" so implying a bra is fine, but that's... not how boobs work at all" "I'm still gonna get MP Arcee, but let's just say I'm glad I didn't cancel my Azalea Alternative preorder lol https://t.co/GJlZzBs2lp" G1 Arcee is already extremely sexy without needed help from horny toy designers but whatever "Good to have this clarified, but it's still a head-scratcher. Dunno about Cybertronians, but on humans at least, breasts don't tend to point *up* like that 🤦‍♀️" @Calliethulhu pride month never ends @DesDReac Hell yeah! Perfect! Thank you! 💕 "I just want headshots to be proper headshots, not have to grind through tens of hours of guards with literal arrows sticking out of their heads going ""Must've been my imagination.""" Is there a mod/console command for Skyrim that makes arrows do like a billion damage so I can just start a new file as an unstoppable sniper? @TheCrystalStorm an inspiration to bottoms everywhere "@Trans_Astral @Demi_theynd That's... that's gonna stick with me too, damn" @isthatyourmain IF YOU DO LEMME KNOW I WANT ONE TOO 💕💕💕 @ZJemptv That's wonderful hell yes!! 💕💕💕 @squidlarkin mood @ArtyMaus @LapineWitchGirl EXACTLY :3 @LapineWitchGirl pretending I don't want it is half the fun tho!!! @emuchaton @isthatyourmain https://t.co/GAlpNfCv2x This is why I'm saddened by the lack of proper chicken stuffies 😤 @ArtyMaus @meiklegirl fdgfdhhgjfs >/////> 💦💦💦 @Trancister Nooooo! I believe in you! @natalievanbc @ikksnay Both lol (Credit to @ikksnay for that idea lol) They should have an 18+ Un set for Magic the Gathering and call it Uncensored @SweetBeans99 yeah I bet that is actually a thing lol @JenApparently look if we cut down on mass shifting some of the fans might be happier...? @SweetBeans99 I honestly thought this was like a gag on your part lol @QuestForTori Back when the game was new I traded for like 3 Toon Worlds and tried to make a toon deck too >.> @BoringNerdyKate @ButtGoblin666 Yeah I credit Tumblr for finally cracking my shell too @emuchaton SMOOCHABLE TUM @TheCrystalStorm It's so far away I didn't see it! That's so cool! @Bieeanshee You're cute!!! @TrexPushups HECK HECK HECK 💦 @Bieeanshee Gosh >////> @caraesten THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE @trgrrl Alicia your so damn cute 💕 @TheFintauSystem totally unfair~ @PrissyOrcGF Yes you should! Our ranch is an a Avatar household that watches both series every few months lol @Trans_Astral Truly a historic day @persenche gosh 😍💦 @Glopossum wholesome advice @givemonet hhhhey 😍💕 @GenderBanana It WAS a pretty cute moment tho~ 😘 @orclesbian Talking over a trans men about trans men is a real bad look. "@emuchaton this happens to me,,,, a lot" @ThatHeckinRobin Heck yeah! Excited for you!! 💕💕💕 @ThatHeckinRobin Holy heck time flies! Your surgery is in 3 days??? @ArtyMaus im a lesbiab lesbiam less bien @ArtyMaus hhhhhhg 💦 @TrexPushups huge same x.x "@talkingtonothin It's an attempt at foreshadowing that comes off as not understanding that this is supposed to a story with stakes, not just a prequel." @StebMcDreb but but! you!!! >/////> @Lass_Library @IAmGryphoneer Please untag me before doing this. @Trancister 😘😘😘 @GenderBanana gosh I hope so~ @Trancister why yes you ARE so cute that I sometimes puddlfy talking to you! :3c @StebMcDreb hecc >////> @GenderBanana h-hi >////> "@emuchaton @CartaMonir a connASSeur, if you will" when there's a bunch of gorgeous transfemmes on your TL and you just start puddlfying >////< @400_tseuqer They already have camelids! :V "@dead_girly @NoContextTFs Thee Giant Bombcast is the one that taught me wrestling is seen as ""nerdy"" now and its fans are in every community I'm in lol" @isthatyourmain wanna succ >/////> 💦 @ButtGoblin666 gotta screw fast @EmilyVivant NICE Congrats!! 💕💕💕 "@blaze_casual Oh no. Is that normal? Or like, should you be worried? >.>" "This answer actually works for me. I haven't seen AotC since it was in theaters and I forgot about this detail. It still weirdly positions the clones as bad before we're supposed to think that, but they DID in fact attack. https://t.co/URz2DzAMy5" @Trancister @The_Blue_Sonja You got this! It won't be forever 💕 @ConfusedSwitch YES "When a god asks you if you wanna lay an egg, YOU SAY YES 💕" Augie's Great Municipal Band The Asteroid Field Victory Celebration Rey's Theme @SixoTF Almost passes for an MP Toxitron @Waffliesinyofac I assumed that too as a kid. @trgrrl Every time I see a 3am tweet from you I think of the Matchbox 20 song "@heatherishere @ShugoWah Yeah the only downside I can see is I don't love the idea of hot lettuce, even if this is an infinitely satisfying video" @dead_girly I'm hoping it's mistransformed but if it's not I can deal with that. @TheCrystalStorm im lesbiab @isthatyourmain Can I see your toy shelf? :D An equally accurate title could have been Attack of the Jedi and that would cause similar narrative complications "Why was it even called Attack of the Clones? ""Attack of the [X]"" makes it sound like the ""[X]"" is a bad thing. And yeah they turn evil later I guess but that's only in the next movie? It's more like Saved By the Clones or Attack of the Trade Federation" @KorpsPropaganda mood :/ In all seriousness I'm a bit worried about that thumb articulation and the angle of the top of her box tiddies I feel like should be steeper? Or the entire chest plate should be raised a bit? But these are minor gripes. I'm ready to preorder 🥰 she's perfect 😍😍😍 @undeadmooncat oh NO I already spend so much money on their stuffies!! 😭💕 "It's surprisingly hard to be sure exactly where it is when stuff is still healing! But yeah little fleshy nub, right where it's supposed to be, feels *really* good to touch? Found it 🥰" "Area around my clit is healed enough that I can finally say with 100% certainty, that I have found the clitoris lol" @LeafTilde Didn't you write a story where the pronoun switch was done because the protagonist liked the idea and wanted it? That's a really good solution too :3 "@Yumi_Sparkles Filling in a sphere is time consuming, yeah. If you mean actually shaping it, it's just a bunch of circles. Start with one, turn 90 degrees, make the other one crossing through the first, then starting at one end, make a circle for the smallest end, and keep adding bigger circles" @Yumi_Sparkles My secret: https://t.co/HHn77lAWq5 @LeafTilde I've loved every one of your stories so far! I'm excite :3 "building,,, something,,,,,, https://t.co/DijiA6vxAR" @redminer88 Hell yeah! @The_Blue_Sonja seriously can't wait 🥰💕 @LeafTilde link? 👀 @LeafTilde gfdgdjfhgd @Eden_Anarchy No but I remember when he showed up in AoE :P @PhyrexianThot heck heck heck heck!!! >/////> really need someone to wreck me like this tbh @Trans_Astral *hugs hugs* :/ @Trans_Astral oh no D: @FinalBossFemme This has been so wonderful to hear! I agree she's a huge sweetheart and I'm glad I no longer have to act like I don't know her 💕 @lisaquestions MOOD @Trancister HECK D:< (I'm only doubting being cleared for sex because the separation I have probably won't be fully healed in two weeks and it's not really conducive to sex given its location. BUT it's healing fast enough that I feel like the 16th week is way more feasible. We'll see!) "So I dunno if I'll be cleared for sex by the 12th week post surgery, but if I have to wait a bit longer that's fine. What I'm arguably MORE excited for is I'll be able to go down to just two dilations a day! Two weeks and two days left of three times a day 😭😭😭" Touching my new junk + nerves slowly waking up has led to the really cool and a bit surreal experience of feeling the mental map of my vulva become more and more detailed. It's hard to describe but it's like it's becoming more and more a part of me 🥰 "@whatzittuuyah @aNerdskull Honestly? I'm really relieved to hear you say that. Not that I knew you participated in the mob, but just knowing that at least one person who needed to hear this has is a relief to me 💕" "@aNerdskull I try to do the same, but I'm extremely bad at it, I fully admit :/" "Not much really needs to change beyond not letting the thrill of getting out our metaphorical torches and pitch forks get the better of us going forward. I don't want more anger and heartache. If we were friends before, I'd still like to be friends. No hard feelings." "And by the way, if you were one of the people who spread these false accusations: I'm not angry at you specifically. It's easy to get caught up in this stuff. I think this is a wider community problem that no one person can really answer for." "I'm risking potentially another callout directed at myself for sharing this, but I think Dot's name deserves to be cleared. What happened to her based on complete lies makes me so goddamn angry If after all this you think I'm a pedophile apologist, let me know so I can block you" "I do not condone any of the stuff Dot was accused of. What I've read in the tweets above is enough for me to trust those accusations were unfounded. No one is obligated to believe or forgive anyone here, but I think there's a really important lesson here we could all learn from." okay like this is nsfw but Cookie officially won the trolling Giggle meme @FantasiesFract1 @LapineWitchGirl ggffdddhhhfds >//////> 💦 @vexwerewolf I had to look up what a daith piercing was and heck I've never seen one like that before! Have you taken a selfie with them yet? 👀 @nyaakat literally what egg me used to say to herself 🙃🙃🙃 @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh VERY pretty 😍💕 @Calliethulhu Totally understandable! Y'all look so cute together! 💕 @LapineWitchGirl what does it mean if we got wet just from reading this asking for a friend >.> @remembrancermx You look great! And I love your top! Figment is one of my favorite characters :3 @Q3w3e3 SMOOTH @PrissyOrcGF I love whenever you share your unbelievable glow up Morgan 😍😍😍 The lack of decent internet here means I haven't been able to voice chat with my long distance relationships but that's gonna change in a couple weeks thankfully 😭💕 Oh heck @TheFintauSystem and I have been dating for a year as of yesterday! Love you babe! 💕💕💕 @ArtyMaus hey~ 👀👀👀 desperately wanna commission this as soon as I get some extra cash 👀 @GenderBanana 👀👀👀 @GenderBanana I want all the repaints they can possibly squeeze out of this thing and I will buy them ALL ;3 @littlesnoot CUTE @littlesnoot thank u!! ^w^ 2H2 we will be unstoppable @SteampunkPenny Love you Mistress! 💕💕💕 (Also I'm doing a big load of laundry as we speak 💕) "It was really looking like we'd be able to move in a little over a week but without going into too much detail, it's been delayed a week again 🙃 But everything should be in place to move before March! We have been trying to move into this house for two months 🙃🙃🙃" @PhyrexianThot MAYBE YOU SHOULD D:< @PhyrexianThot listen i don't deserve to be called out like this "OMG ALSO IF THEY DID BLACKARACHNIA FOLLOWED BY TIGATRON THAT MEANS THEY'RE DOING THE PROTOFORM CHARACTERS AND IF THEY'RE ALTERNATING BETWEEN MAXIMAL AND PREDACON, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BEAST WARS CHARACTERS MIGHT BE NEXT :D https://t.co/HWLWFGkTlr" "Really happy that the Masterpiece team has avoided Rattrap, Rhinox, & Waspinator. I definitely want MPs of those characters, but given how neglected BW is in the current toy lines, I wanted to see figures of characters we haven't gotten recently and it looks like they agree." "Also my dreams of getting the whole cast of Beast Wars in Masterpiece form (at least their initial forms, but I won't say no to trasmetals etc) is that much closer to reality! (The real test will be Scorponok and Terrorsaur tho >.>) https://t.co/NZpOkpFNNE" Arcee is my favorite G1 character and MP-51 looks like it does here justice 🥰 OMG SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY SHE'S PERFECT I LOVE HER 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/HrcxXiCO4g @Trans_Astral lol why did OP steal this video from the person who filmed it EXACTLY https://t.co/Rwmw9RVdt9 "@thelindsayellis My last name is one syllable and people usually get it wrong so," @viragoergosum BCC has a reeeeeally good theme song imo I just want a girl to sit on my face you know??? @viragoergosum I can sing you the theme songs from every single one if these shows despite being too old for them lol (I had a brother 6 years younger than me). I will often get the chorus to Out of the Box playing in my head for some reason. @vexwerewolf I just think we should remember remember the yiff of November @destroyed4com4t In black and white it looks like a really bad sunburn AT THE VERY LEAST I desperately want a baby form for Koffing named Puffing I think this is a reasonable request If I was in charge of Pokemon I'd make it so Pokemon could have more than 3 stages but only for one evolutionary family: Puffing -> Koffing -> Weezing -> Choking -> Dying @vexwerewolf Was the fox's name Guy? "Like the obvious solution is for the baby to just have one head so you have an obvious progression but then you lose that ""walking nest"" look hmmmmm" This Pokemon is adorable and I strongly feel we were robbed not having them be included but I'm unsettled by the implication that the Dodrio lifecycle includes losing a baby head before gaining a new third head later??? @SaoirseMajella @GenderBanana Yeah but no one can literally see it. Hopefully people are understanding that part. I mute words like wrestling but fuck me I guess. Thanks Twitter. https://t.co/AEJHq3k3Tm @DesDReac I don't always see visual snow myself. Often my brain just plays stuff for me. "@DesDReac dammit that's the opposite of what I wanted, phone D:<" "@DesDReac *CAN tell, rather" @Mynta Thank you 💕💕💕 @Mynta I'm an artist too but depression has been holding me back for way too long. "@GenderBanana It means see, though not in a way where you'd mistake these sights as real." @DesDReac I receive visual information from it but I can't tell I'm not really seeing it literally and I would not define them as hallucinations. I'm guessing you're a 5? My brain can craft pretty much whatever visual it wants and sometimes will just do it without me directing it when I close my eyes. I'm bad at inventing building interiors tho I'm a 1 and I wish this translated to being able to draw whatever I want like 5's might assume. @Jasonyboi IT'S SUCH A GOOD MOVIE @Doc_Wolverine How long has that been in your bio because I've had my suspicions for a while @PrissyOrcGF hello 😍💕 "@someTransBitch @ayyy_vuh Dad instead of uncle, but that's some of the plot, yes" @aNerdskull It's fine lol 💕 @RanatokiParalax Yup! :3 @lil_subversive 💕💕💕 okay but yes please I'm wet just from reading it 😍💦 @lil_subversive That was so incredibly hot to read I can't not follow~ 😘 @lil_subversive OH GOSH OH HECK OH PLEASE~ 💦💦💦💦💦 Archimedes and Binx saw a fly https://t.co/V3QAseWE2d @RanatokiParalax It's my first favorite :3 @RanatokiParalax YEAH @polyheartmony I REALLY WANT TO It's just finding that moment where I have money and I know a commissioner who has slots open >.< @a_alice_nsfw @PrissyOrcGF whomst among us @polyheartmony oh gosh now I'm blushing >//////< @Tricliniangry so many pacas and pussies to pet! "@Tricliniangry no, we also have alpacas! :3" @Tricliniangry Come visit the ranch and you can ;3 Can't believe I got a shot so perfect My baby boy is really photogenic 💕 My baby Binx 😍🐈💕 https://t.co/EjHlYZCiW2 @ParchmentScroll @aNerdskull D: D: D: @aNerdskull oh fuck I've never been called that aaaaaaa D: "Showing Bunraku to Bonnie and Skylar, and TIL bunraku is a kind of puppet theater which makes sense given this movie's visuals https://t.co/3g00Uu4PxG" @aNerdskull Oh I've been one for almost 20 years lol Read my girlfriend's smut! It has kobolds! 😍 @LittleLambJenny Jackalope is baby! :3 @DesDReac 💦💦💦 @KirstiMiller30 eeeeeee I can't wait!!! @DesDReac https://t.co/eTnvJP8FTT picture it: i'm a salazzle with wide hips and massive tiddies that's it that's the tweet @mode_view @MaiaFranklyn I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SUB "In all seriousness though, Lucas is a terrible director but as a writer with someone else there to veto his weirder ideas, he's not that bad at all. I'm interested!" "wanna be topped,,,,," """That guy you're glad is far away from Star Wars is returning for a show starring that guy you absolutely forgot the name of"" sounds like an April Fools joke." THIS SERIOUSLY MIGHT BE THE BEST DINOSAUR TOY I'VE EVER HAD OMG https://t.co/pCQFoC5aR7 @PrissyOrcGF @mode_view literlally dropping to my knees bbefore a complete thoughtt enters my head @PrissyOrcGF @a_alice_nsfw so yeah like apropos of nothing when were you hoping to visit the US again? >.> @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF my my body is ready @PrissyOrcGF oh no i wouldn't stand a chance >////> @Trancister @PrissyOrcGF this is bullying >.> @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF HEY D:< @PrissyOrcGF YES YOU ARE THO D:< @PrissyOrcGF LITERALLY SHIVERED NEED THIS BABY @sqwrrkpon *huffs* >//////> "@a_alice_nsfw @Calliethulhu *don't get his point, rather" @sqwrrkpon heck D:< @a_alice_nsfw @Calliethulhu I just get his point beyond being into pet play except it sounds like he's trying to say he's not??? @a_alice_nsfw @Calliethulhu I'm confused @a_alice_nsfw @Calliethulhu I admit I heard about this person but I heard no details about them? Like what did they do? @backflipossum I yeeted them into the sea 😤 @Calliethulhu I'm sorry who This new line is called Massive Biters and the level of puppeteering on these things is incredible! I wanna collect the whole set! :3 https://t.co/GrimpkDV6z (unmute for my awesome dinosaur noises 😤) I JUST GOT THE COOLEST TOY 😍🐊 https://t.co/3My1kDXBqR that feeling of just knowing your place as a subby bottom 😍 @Trancister @Doc_Wolverine I DON'T WANNA EXFOLIATE MY VAGINA >/////< @PearloLesbo @lux_banana Oh gosh you're not dumb English is just a shit language lol @TheCrystalStorm Second puberty means a retry on teen years anyway! "@PearloLesbo I guess I mean ""grow back""? Is my phrasing really that incorrect?" I think my lack of balls might be causing my facial hair to grow in even slower 😳😳😳 "@TheFintauSystem I understand. I'm sorry, love :/" @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhhghh im bbaby >//////< @TheFintauSystem come here and I'll kiss you lots!! @Doc_Wolverine oh god oh fuck last time I saw this I didn't have a vagina aaaaaàa D: "@nyaakat Looks like it was a good thing you were diapered then, little one! :3c" "@nyaakat ""it"" here meaning ""their dick"" presumably" @JayeTweet There really needs to be more then since the people who need to hear it aren't getting it. "@naebumaye It's not really about how I measure a good movie since I haven't seen it? I dunno I guess I'm just expecting more impassioned defenses of this movie and that's not what I'm getting lol The movie has value, I will give you that. If that's all you were trying to say, that's cool." "@naebumaye There's value the but it doesn't mean it's a good movie. It's a useful tool, perhaps." @8bitlives Like I'll grant it might be required viewing for shitty cishet white boys but that's not exactly a great defense of the movie. @8bitlives Look it's great that the plot of about Scott realizing he's terrible but I don't get why that should matter to me at all given that I already knew that without even needing to see it. "@naebumaye Or in other words, what a waste of a movie. I couldn've told you Scott sucks without even seeing it. Hell, I did!" @naebumaye https://t.co/zQOMTSVcAo And hey maybe the movie is better than its premise suggests? Maybe it subverts the thing I'm complaining about? But I'm not part of the audience that needs to be lured in with an overplayed premise so I can see it subverted and learn something from it 🤷 @wehpudicabok I will never find out because the basic premise is trash. "(I'm not sure who I mean by ""we"" there. I just know I was living as an assumed guy at the time and that the conversation changed dramatically post-GG. I know that even back then women and POC were well aware of how shit nerdy white guys can be)" "The world before we collectively realized nerdy white boys were actually extremely toxic way more often than we realized but especially when their assumed counterculture version of ""cool"" goes unquestioned was like a different universe, I swear." @SluttyKitty135 Solid idea 🤔 """the machine learning said we should do a fascism! oh no I'm doing their bidding because they're objectively smarter than us! the robots are uprising, I can't fight it!"" like I'm writing this as satire but I'm willing to believe this will actually happen at this point" starting to think the singularity will actually just be the point at which cishet white techbros think that machine learning has advanced enough that they can get away with anything if that just blame it on the computer program they made """the computer is doing the racism so that means it's okay"" - some white guy in silicon valley that we needed to stop taking seriously a decade ago" we're just doomed to needing to relearn the same shit every century or so aren't we "really kind of extremely freaked out that not only is phrenology cool again, it just spiked in popularity seemingly overnight like I'm not saying there were no signs of it coming, just freaked out at how many places I keep seeing it being presented as science again" @rozietoez What a great illustration of transphobes believing cis is the default. Yeah I'd say the one where the trans boy is forced to live as a girl is conversation therapy. Oh? That's not what he meant because he takes it as a given that only cis people have actual genders? Weird! we're just screaming at each other to no end I'm someone who knows that our first past the post voting means you're often required to vote for the less bad option if you want your vote to matter at all and also someone who knows that you can't force people to vote nor should you which is why I hate primary season arguments. @TheCrystalStorm @VALENTINEtunes @LeftAtLondon I don't want to just go all fangirly and say I'm super jealous but uhhhhhhh that >.> "@AnaMardoll What's really weird about this is he could use the same metaphor to say effectively the same thing if he just threw out the ""likelihood"" part, eg, ""This is about as convincing as the devil quoting scripture""" "@apunkdog To be fair it's real weird that our country does this silly double take of ""our nation's capital is named after our first president"" and then goes ""also this state founded 100 years after he died that he had no way of ever seeing in his lifetime is named after him too""" @FrillyHyena @mode_view I only know where that is because I had to drive through it to get to Ohio from Colorado once. Very pretty state with lots and lots of highway roadside porn shops "@TransTwill I love how their scattershot ""everything is Ohio strat"" did in fact find Ohio" @lara_santaella The relative size is why I'm comparing states with countries. Maybe neither of us can name a region in France but I should know where France is if I'm taking a European vacation. Likewise if you fly into New York you shouldn't expect to visit Disneyland the same afternoon. @Notactuallysmol I don't lol. I can't only reliably name the western states. "Anyway if you don't know where states are, only repetition or forcing yourself to memorize it will fix it but look at it from my perspective: Colorado is one of two true rectangle-shaped states, and it's the one that looks less like a square. AND it's almost near the center." For years I used to think us Americans were embarrassingly ignorant of where countries were and that people in other countries were much better educated about geography but apparently it's just a game now for Europeans to get US states wrong so I'm no longer embarrassed lol for some reason in the last few days ok Twitter I've been getting confirmation that Germans specifically don't know where Colorado specifically is that's an odd thing for me to know now @Trans_Astral @RaccoonGrrl I don't know if I follow but I don't need to you go into more detail if it's involving a triggering subject. Just be careful. I care about you :/ "@Trans_Astral @RaccoonGrrl still maybe avoid that :/ it never helps to rationalize a vice with ""I could be doing a worse thing""" @Notactuallysmol THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE I KIN JOI SO HARD @Medoria How the fuck are you the second person to have their pick be Hackers (the other person quote tweeted) sh should I watch Hackers must I @tailstriketaur - UNDERRATED MOVIE - THE BEST SCENE IN SAID MOVIE "what really sucks about the giggle thing is that an app just for woman would be fantastic but every single time someone laments the lack of one they inevitably come to the conclusion there's really no way to keep shitty men out and these people were like ""phrenology will save us""" What movie have you seen more than five times? Respond only with a gif. https://t.co/hAOrYmvNgo @scots_dragon @blaze_casual that's a really good point @blaze_casual but I wanna know if the computer program thinks im gorl D: @NireBryce That's what I'm hoping! I want my dream of goofy waddling owls to be real! "oh god please stop making me tempted to upload my face to some app's database just to see if my face bones or whatever pass the ""you're a girl"" giggle test fuuuuuck" @ZJemptv I have never heard of such a thing until this tweet and my mental image was the same? @PhyrexianThot @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings :D :D :D @PhyrexianThot @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings are you providing the strap or should I? @MarcyKingUltra honey yes @PhyrexianThot @NewGenderWhoDis @nocturnmusings RIGHT??? @NewGenderWhoDis WELL IT'S TRUE @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu Albert Einstein's pickles @Trans_Astral And not for nothing but the trans space I'm helping run will always welcome you with open arms @Trans_Astral This community doesn't have an infinite memory. Even if it takes a decade you'll be able to return. "@deathpigeon ""for the sluts""" seriously why did i make it this big what do i do with this https://t.co/J0AJdUX6lu "REALLY, REALLY GAY STUFF https://t.co/mIPQdxQLNz" """What happens in there?"" ""Gay stuff, looks like"" https://t.co/amb7vyOIxh" @Trancister HUGE SAME @Trans_Astral oh heck a compliment I'm not used to how dare! >.< @Trancister Yeah it goes so slowly! D:< It's mostly just the separation I'm worried about and comparing it to pics when it was at its worst is like night and day! I feel so much better! @Trans_Astral Incredibly relieved I accidentally parted my hair in a way that ended up looking super cute when I grew it out >.> (Desperately need a trim tho) @WillowPoss OMG HECK YES!! Glad you have a working car again! @ayyy_vuh Hugo! As a lover of movies and the history of movies it feels like it was made for people like me. I wish more people were aware of it. https://t.co/Uv2oQnW8JA @nyaakat 😍💕💕 @nyaakat gggsafgssggssd >//////> @mode_view Guess what I'm doing inside this pyramid lol @nyaakat *grumble grumble* so mean D:< "She's really coming together nicely, y'all. Can't wait to show you 💕" "Whenever I'm worried that my vag isn't healing fast enough, I pull up picks from December or early January and compare with a recent pic and then I feel so much better 🥰🥰🥰" @nyaakat NO I'M JUST PLAYIN WITH BLOCKS D:< @StebMcDreb I dun get it >.> i'm making a really big pyramid for some reason https://t.co/GaAedRfb0V (For context: I don't keep up with what they add to Minecraft so this was my introduction to this mob) ...a bunch of alpacas just appeared on the pyramid i was making https://t.co/cM9BkZiObX @MarcyKingUltra This is something I never knew I needed until now but it is a MIGHTY need @Trans_Astral 💕 @blaze_casual *softly gasps* :D @deathpigeon @VicBergerIV THANKS I HATE IT @deathpigeon @VicBergerIV thanks i hate it Hey I'm getting a lot of DMs today but I dunno if I'm gonna have the spoons for DMs. Maybe later today if I feel up for it. "@Trans_Astral that's real gay, I approve" They're pursuing that magic yellow mineral so hard in that glory hole. "TIL the term ""glory hole"" was originally a mining term. Makes the narration on this old ride way more hilarious. https://t.co/agtiNtggdP" @nyaakat you're a fucking hero omg @littlesnoot True 🤔 @nyaakat OMG I never even thought about that! I guess that would be hard >/////> @maxcapacity_ Most people I talked to didn't even stop to listen to the lyrics lol @Kaelyrhn S O M U C H @a_alice_nsfw I can't since I agree! @QuestForTori live birth omg that Mr. Mime is so cursed I want twenty 😍 @littlesnoot She does now! Disney bought Fox :P @LambChopInPamps h-hey >////> "Not to say my energy is Vanellope, just that I'm abstaining out of principle 😤😤😤" "Can't do the ""what's my energy"" Disney princess meme because Vanellope wasn't included in the picture 😤" @CaseyExplosion You're so versatile with your puns! @isthatyourmain 👀💦 @OzmaRacc Sorry I misread your tweet I thought you meant you should have two rows of nipples @OzmaRacc That's better @OzmaRacc Just two? "@PrissyOrcGF @addamschloe @StebMcDreb Personally I pronounce it ""zharl"" thanks to the ""zhaif"" rule" @KathrynGottmann Wait really? Have you been gauging your ear piercings to or do n they make ones that are thinner? @dirtydee_racoon https://t.co/aUhMrbwxph @GwenStarlight Of course I'd be up for that! :D I knew when this got like 75 likes in 30 minutes I'd get chuds in my mentions telling me I'm being mean or whatever. Muting now. @CasperHowell Not a dude. Reported for misgendering. "@GwenStarlight That's not a coincidence, that's like my entire point?" "Can't think of a better name than Transformers War for Cybertron: Unicron, but that honestly has a nice ring to it." "I was thinking about what would be the third entry in Transformers War for Cybertron (the current toyline) after Siege and Earthrise and the only thing that comes to mind is the 2005 era, which I then realized makes perfect sense since that's when Unicron is being released." "No, she didn't just metaphorically stab you for no reason. I promise." Art like this only serves to make me 1000 times more interested in hearing the woman's perspective and exactly 0% interested on how the man who drew this felt. @MrsStephinMerit Oooooh the second one seems sexy @MrsStephinMerit Our place lol @WillowPoss So proud to be a Coloradan lol T-REX GAUGES T-REX GAUGES T-REX GAUGES 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖 https://t.co/3dDVyXQJXu "@Trans_Astral I was terrified for a second that Mistress @'d you like, recently until I saw the date lol. It IS a really good pic 💕" @Trans_Astral so don't do that D:< "@Trans_Astral Okay, that's fair. I sometimes worry about you >.>" "@transfilmtheory so yeah unrelated to anything we're talking about, I hope to be visiting the UK this summer 👀" @transfilmtheory https://t.co/q5dwKCguZh @Trans_Astral @transfilmtheory That was such a good one @Trans_Astral Never Google yourself! D: Seriously ignorance really is bliss in this case. I never namesearch or Google myself because I know I'll find terrible shit. This is arguably self harm :/ @transfilmtheory are you implying you have a whale cock 👀 Sometimes I yell in my sleep. Like full sentences. This morning I was yelling at the crew of the Voyager to close the door behind them because our cats are indoor cats and can't go outside. Was seriously worried Tom Paris would leave the door open before Jen woke me up lol "@PrissyOrcGF I don't want to JUST keysmash in reply, but, you know" @transfilmtheory I'd vote for you "@Jesin00 I'm never, ever happy about discovering I made a weird typo and I don't understand why everyone thinks I'll find it funny to realize that" why the fuck did my swipe typing give me that word? is that even a word? the fuck D:< https://t.co/Ss6ljpHuPq "@dirtydee_racoon A friend sent me that comic so while this might be theft in wasn't aware, sorry >.> It's a powerful mood >.>" @deathpigeon that's why I knew you needed to see it @dril_gpt2 @deathpigeon @notwaving Would if I could 😭 "@notwaving Yep, I need to dilate regularly and part of the purpose of that is teaching my pelvic floor muscles how to operate the new equipment. I also am instructed to do kegels every now and then." "@notwaving Beyond that I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Hope I didn't come off as bitchy, but my lack of a uterus is kind of a sore spot for me. Needing to confirm my obvious lack of one isn't the most fun." "@notwaving No, you wouldn't be cis, you're trans. Just because I said a neovagina works like a cis vagina doesn't mean there's only a choice of two kinds. Yeah it's a ""closed off tunnel"" in the sense that I don't have a uterus, but I was specifically talking about vaginas, not uteruses." @tinybird420 These are really cool! @positronicgal @TinyVampBaby yaaaaaay another 2-year-old!!!! >:3 @TrexPushups @tiptransformed that or a smart phone :P @positronicgal @TinyVampBaby okay! :3 "@Unit55A Your entire life! But it tapers to only once a week. First 3 months is 3 times a day, then it's twice a day until the 9 month mark, then once a day until the year mark, then once a week. I think the schedules surgeons have varies a bit, but you'll always need to do it." "@tiptransformed @TrexPushups Don't worry about dilation: At worst it's really boring, is all." @positronicgal @TinyVampBaby okay that is UNFAIR that you know my little age >////> @positronicgal @TinyVampBaby what'd you call me D:< babying the HECC out of this pussy 😤😤😤 @TinyVampBaby @positronicgal hey I was gonna say that D:< Got VERY cose to skipping my dilation and sitz bath tonight to just play Minecraft but I was a good girl and did both 😤 @HR4FN4 Rooting for you!! 💕💕💕 "@squidlarkin @HR4FN4 I used to get phantom vagina too! And yep, this feels about the same" @emuchaton omg!!!! jealous!!!!!! D:< @squidlarkin I'm 100% cool with that 🥰 @HR4FN4 Some do! I haven't tho @Trans_Astral I doubt it. May as well chance it @littlesnoot Hell yeah 💕 @Trans_Astral The gay one for sure @FrigidElfChild wait you have a new main @OzmaRacc hggddxvvbbbxzzc gosh um yes plz >/////> @msmaddiecakes Yes. Also a dilator is stiffer than any dildo or dick you'd want inside you. "Welp, I forgot what my go-to resource pack for Minecraft was, so I'm taking suggestions. I just want stuff to look pretty, but nothing too out there, please. (Ages ago I had an ""always autumn"" pack that I loved but that's about as weird as I wanna go)" @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater have you been reading my tattoos to get list @skunk_gunk THEY'RE SUPER SQUISHY AND I LOVE THEM @PrissyOrcGF *pats horns* is okay We've been ready to move for like two months now and the move got pushed back until like two weeks from now x.x Very sick of living here. Wanna live in fancy new queer as fuck house x.x @PrissyOrcGF It's important for a Warchief to be inspirational 😤 @TimonicWulfgar I uhhhhhh kinda don't lol I mean I found space for them here and hopefully there'll be space at the new house >.> For anyone who hasn't seen the aforementioned Lapras and Ditto >.> https://t.co/5l2hweky8V "@NotYakra Totally understandable, but I assure you you aren't 💕" @Elli_Trans I feel this so hard @ErisGael omg stop making me want to play ESO 😭 @KiyaraSabel @LeafTilde lol I loved seeing it in my mentions tho @Trancister I KEEP LOSING WEIGHT SOMEHOW I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S POSSIBLE @IsabellaFelipeO They have every form of Unown in the Sitting Cuties collection! No Castform atm tho "@LautrecLautrec Because Squirtle and Charmander are 10,000 times better lol" this is what I'm calling it from now on thank you https://t.co/WBbfZjHE5t @NewGenderWhoDis @BonnieMakes (this is a mood) @LautrecLautrec Bulbasaur is my least favorite Gen I starter >.> @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT????????? @FrigidElfChild mood I also eventually wanna get their 1:1 scale Furret one day too >.> https://t.co/HxsX3hKrcJ @LeafTilde it's unfair how hot this is @LatteAmpharos2 @ReviewsPokemon THIS FAMILY IS 10/10 Some would say that after my giant Lapras and Ditto stuffies I have enough giant Pokemon stuffies. Some would be wrong. @liddytronic Same! Jen (@norintha) got me hooked :3 @RebeccaCuddles The only downside to the series is they get really aphobic in older episodes :/ But one of the hosts is a trans woman and for the most part they aren't needlessly shitty to others. "Guys can kiss girls. They often do! But I can't see many guys calling themselves GirlKisser420 lol It's like when one sapphic compliments another sapphic's hair. Not overtly queer to non-queers, but SUPER GAY to the rest of us." @Trancister *sympathetic hugs* :/ "There's a submitter to The F+ podcast named GirlKisser420 and the first time I heard that name I wondered if they were a woman. Then I learned they often submit stuff with someone named Lesbiathan. And I just *love* how obviously ""GirlKisser420"" is gay to other sapphics lol" @bunnarchist >///////> "@Trancister I might be too, honestly. I would be overjoyed to find the separation on my perineum was fully healed that quickly, but I'm not holding my breath." @Tuplet I bet the true story would be really tragic and gross so no thanks >.> @bunnarchist 👀👀👀👀👀👀 this pussy NEEDS to be filled~ Two weeks and six days until I can try penetrative sex 😍😍😍 "@ComradCapacitor Draw a line from coast to coast, then draw a line from the Canadian border and the Mexican border. The middle of both lines us Kansas :P" @ComradCapacitor Kansas is easy! It's the one in the middle of the country! @ComradCapacitor Wyoming is the state above the one they're incorrectly calling Iowa (aka Colorado lol) @AstroStella7 I feel the need The need to breed @Trans_Astral DO IT You say that like that's not already my brand :P https://t.co/pfw0RnznLS just curse me with a perma-preg spell dammit homomorphic that I haven't been already 😤 G R A V I D 💦 literally me https://t.co/XiBrMV2nXw @dead_girly @PrissyOrcGF Rooting for you!! @dead_girly @PrissyOrcGF Omg you deserve all the tattoos! This is by far my favorite description of losing my dick omg 💕 https://t.co/RFjlBGCQN0 @PrissyOrcGF While I still have a long way to go before I wouldn't feel like I'm lying by calling myself an alt girl... mood. I've definitely talked about how much I wanted piercings and tattoos but always talked myself out of them because I felt girls looked so much better in them >.> @mode_view Honestly if it wasn't for Ghetsis he'd win the gang leader fashion contest hands down lol @wispyemily @xintract Correct lol "@mode_view That's the Gen VI guy with the orange hair, right? Yeah without that hair his costume loses a lot of its intensity lol" It's still so surreal to think about the fact that my dick is gone forever 🥰 Does this feeling ever go away? Gosh~ @SweetBeans99 One of the best games on that system! Definitely holds up 💕 "The preceding tweet should be read in the context of ""I don't remember the plots of Pokemon games and I don't understand how anyone could"" Ghetsis sucked? Like, as a person? My bad." @ZJemptv 👀👀👀💦 @BirdTickIer I think you look fucking gorgeous 💕 @PrissyOrcGF people only block you because they can't handle your raw b!mbo power 😤 @FakeEstrusFlask And Temple of Doom was a sequel to Raiders :P This is the one franchise I can think of where they all but ignored the fact that a sequel was a prequel. Sucks that Solo probably scared them off recasting another famous Ford role ever again. Calling it: It's gonna star a de-aged Ford for the entire movie. ILM loves doing that shit and they're getting better at it. "Much love to non-Americans who get this shit wrong. I can tell you where maybe 4 states east of the Mississippi are, the rest are a mystery. I'm a western girl from the half of the country where we just made squares." guess I live in Iowa now 🤷‍♀️ @arancaytar @niki_paumi It is literally neither of the rectangular ones in the middle :P @Trans_Astral Still though! Exciting! "@Trans_Astral YESSSSSS OMG This isn't an acceptance letter just yet, though, right? Am I reading this right?" anyway Arceus bless Ghetsis and Unova in general I love how the evil team leader costumes are like - Gang leader - Gang leader - Gang leader - Gang leader - Queer fashion show runway model - Gang leader - Gang leader @DiaperedFlower I already said you're forgiven @DiaperedFlower Some of us were uncomfortable. You're completely forgiven 💕 @TawniSofia I DO THIS TOO IT ROCKS 🥰🥰🥰 @DreamerHyena There are minor differences between the smells of strains but I find the smelling before I buy a big waste of time too lol. Just get me your strongest sativa so I can leave "@DiaperedFlower Our system doesn't have the amnesia thing (at least not all the time). Trying to define the boundaries of plurality is really difficult. I can tell you trust that we're plural, that should be enough?" @TeflonMask @vedia_lupae Our ranch can be found here: @TenaciousRanch 💕 "@SpaceGoatHunter @lisaquestions There we go, that's what I figured. Is the mount any good? >.>" "@DiaperedFlower I'm not sure what you mean by ""more obvious""" @justlaurnow I've gotten to that point as well. Used to be diligent about it but there's too many of them and looking at their accounts was taking a toll :/ @SpaceGoatHunter @lisaquestions wait what WoW stuff >.> I don't care about RTS games but you just said the magic word lol Looking for tweets from early in my transition and I forgot that I drew this! Lost the original when my last hard drive shit the bed :/ But heck I forgot my Archaeopteryx sona is already half designed! .@maegodhavemercy got me thinking back to when I first started HRT two and a half years ago so I tracked down the tweet where I talked about it. Another lifetime ago 💕 @Trans_Astral I know :/ *lots of hugs* whenever I have them both on the field I'm always like Yes YES The lesbians are out "@Trans_Astral I know it's hard to believe now, but it WILL get easier :/" they go on dates and nissa makes a forest into a creature and then vivien makes that forest creature bigger and then the forest protects them it's so good they're lesbians and dating https://t.co/2S4AIihP0U @norintha thank fuck @perryble_ Yeah that's sketchy as fuck wtf Ooooooh they do the caucus thing? Oof I was at the 2016 Democratic caucus in my district in Colorado four years ago and it was such a nightmare. Thank fuck Colorado did away with caucuses after that. So what happened in Iowa or whatever? "Colorado has always been firmly purple, but it's just surreal seeing a map like this being someone who grew up in the blue areas most of my life (as well as the red areas of California for some of my life). Also I'm pretty sure Colorado voted for Hillary in 2016? Just saying." "Also, yeah, as others have said, this is incredibly racist too." Places in Colorado like Boulder have more in common with Seattle than the swath of red you see us as. Your ignorance is astonishingly embarrassing. @maegodhavemercy My best guess would've been a Trek rank pin and looks like I was right hehe @trgrrl (it'd be Yoshi's Island 3) @QuestForTori OMG THAT'S AWESOME :O (waiting for the bathtub water to heat up and I noticed this lol) Kneeling while bottomless And not feeling a dick there Is SO good 🥰 @NotYakra I saw your previous comment. You're not losing your mind 💕 @NotYakra In my experience that probably means you're plural. @Trans_Astral hot @Trans_Astral Crossing my fingers! "@Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol Then the only recommendation I'd have is lots of therapy, though I know that's easier said than done :/" @lisaquestions This is so pitch-perfect ironic that it's Poe's Law shit @upandoutcomic The biggest of moods "@GenderBanana That's what I said, once upon a time :P" @heynetters @sophieactual I don't think it's possible for me to describe if headmates were crafted by me or some fragment of me or began existing on their own. The lines are too blurry. @Kitty_Squeakle @lisaquestions honestly? goals >.> I still fairly wet tho from the extensive personal research I've done so far >w> (3 more weeks until cleared for penetrative sex! :333) "@lisaquestions Saw a lewd video of I think @Kitty_Squeakle a while back where I wanna say ""flood hazard"" was written on her stomach and I'd be lying if I said that image didn't stick with me leading up to surgery lol Luckily I don't think that applies to me? Yet? >.>" @Kitty_Squeakle you know I ask this same question to myself every day D:< @Jasonyboi i can do the math x.x @DipCat2 I JUUUUUUUST kinda BARELY got used to full-ass adults saying the 00's were their childhoods and we're ALREADY getting adults saying the fukcing 2010's were their childhood jesus christ D:< "@sqwrrkpon pleasee, i'mm dyinggg" "@DesDReac I just go until it doesn't seem worth it anymore. Like if I got my daily 500 gold ""cast/attack with X number of creatures"" and the leftover gold after buying a back is like, 100, I might play the other 15 wins or might just wait for the next 500 gold reward." I was 23 working at a Toys R Us when that game came out. Y'all aren't allowed to have been children then unless you're children now D:< "*sees a video about Epic Mickey* oh cool, what's this about *host starts by saying it was one of the most confusing games of their CHILDHOOD* god oh god please stop that" "@msmaddiecakes @AzazelAfterDark Also, good! Love to wake up new scalies~" "@msmaddiecakes @AzazelAfterDark Some folks call them scalesonas, but I don't love that naming convention because anyone with an amphibian sona doesn't have a word for it, lol. ""Sona"" works" @lisaquestions WHY ARE THE CIS PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSEDLY EXPERTS ON THIS SURPRISED BY LUBRICATION I DON'T GET IT LOL "@ThatsSoTrinda Yeah, there's tutorial levels when you start." "@mode_view I've made the full switch to only playing online and it's been way better. I can play a quick game any time I want. Plus when it comes to ""buying"" the cards I want, wild cards are in many cases cheaper than buying the physical cards." "MtG Arena will apparently give you gems if it were otherwise going to give you a rare card as a random reward but you already have a playset of that card. Gems are the real money currency, so that's kinda cool! https://t.co/cVndig8zVG" @thelionmachine That's fascinating and makes a lot of sense! @SeanWithersDraw 💕💕💕 "@Kaelyrhn In my experience, no" @Samyellsatpeop1 No apology necessary at all! I like hearing about the experiences of other systems 💕 @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol For me it didn't start getting better until I started HRT. I dunno if you have or plan to? @msmaddiecakes @AzazelAfterDark Yes @aNerdskull I LOVE THEM ALL BUT ESPECIALLY DRAGONITE 💕💕💕 @LeafTilde Seriously I wish I had one solely for the account security lol "@nyaakat 🎵 Dick's got nowhere to go, got to follow my rainbow 🎵" @LeafTilde hey wait a sec D:< @ArtifexH It's honestly one of the best parts of HRT imo :3 @ArtifexH More like a shrinking thing! :3c (But seriously I know that feeling! Like a year into HRT I just suddenly realized I was way into a kink I thought for sure I'd never be into o.o) @Notactuallysmol Probably! @ArtifexH HA! Of COURSE you are too! Cute :3 @blaze_casual I think that movie scared me more than I realized at the time because I was LIVING that horror when I saw it. @ConfusedSwitch *smooches with her long reptilian tongue~* You know the movie Click when it starts turning dark and Adam Sandler realizes every time he used a shortcut with the remote he was just living his life on autopilot and missing his entire life go by. That's what realizing what dysphoria took from me feels like. @ConfusedSwitch Awwww heck >.> 💕💕💕 This would've been about a year after I convinced myself that I didn't have dysphoria so I couldn't be trans. And in some ways it really feels like I blinked and it was ten years later and I knew I was a girl. "I was sitting in the theatre of the community college I was going to. I was part of the crew of a summer production that was starting. And I just had this moment. It was part ""This feels unreal"" and part ""Oh look neat I can mark what date it is for later memory categorization""" "I think my most obvious in hindsight moments of dissociation while I was an egg was in June of 2006 when I literally wandered out of my own head and left a ""marker"" for what date it was for me to come back to the memory later I dunno if that makes any sense but that's what I did" @ConfusedSwitch awwwwww cute! wanna be lizards sluts together~? @squidlarkin Yeah that really seems to kinda be an undeniable fact. "@CodeWitchJen @squidlarkin @Campfire_System Such a good analogy one of our headmates took a name from one of the characters, lol (Sadie)" @RustyRubyBear Too real. That was our experience too. @ConfusedSwitch You ever hear of that species of lizard where no males exist and they have to literally have lesbian sex with each other to induce ovulation Because I have an idea 👀 "@ConfusedSwitch mmmmm wrapping our tails together in a panting, moaning embrace~" "Anyway, reason number 8,492 that we should protect trans kids. I don't want a single other person to grow up and realize how many pieces their gender dysphoria took from them." @CodeWitchJen @squidlarkin @Campfire_System We usually blend too but it doesn't seem like a conscious preference. Might be! These things can be really foggy to pin down. Not all systems are formed through trauma. Not all littles are exploring littlespace as therapy. I guess I'm grasping at straws a bit. I don't want to assume too much. It's just really interesting to see the same awakenings happen over and over again in my friends. "I dunno, I think being raised as the wrong gender takes a massive toll that even some trans people might not fully realize. I've been slowly realizing over the last few years just how completely it broke me." "Also to a lesser degree, how often I find my transfemme friends are littles." "I know not every trans person is plural but I wish I could convey to my non-plural friends just how often I have that moment of ""Oh, you're plural too?"" with my trans friends. I strongly feel if there was a proper scientific study on this we'd discover something profound." Me: Well at least only getting 4 hours of sleep will mean I'll go to bed early tonight and get my sleep schedule back on track Me at 3am: 🙃 @blaze_casual *hug hugs* I'm doing the insomnia thing too tonight :/ "@Nymphomachy It's really difficult for me to say this without feeling like I sound incredibly conceited (or worse, deluded), but I was so unprepared for how attractive to others I ended up looking from HRT and I have no idea what to do with these feelings Thank you for this thread. Seriously" @CookieCyboid who even needs brains seriously @SweetBeans99 I can't believe we're already on the second decade of 2020 Can literally anyone at Twitter who knows a guy who knows Brimley just do him a solid real fast come on "@wehpudicabok In that instance, forcing them to admit that it can't be just chromosomes just led them to cling to the idea it has to be about genitals. It's like nailing jello to a wall." @maegodhavemercy See I feel cheated because they NEVER ran the extended version on the Disney Channel when I was a kid. Too young to have experienced the proper Disney Afternoon 😭 @3folkdone @StebMcDreb #UselessGayClub They may as well start arguing gender is determined by one's humors or ectoplasm. Literally the same level of scientific rigor would be applied. Trans woman: I'm a woman Transphobe: I can tell you're actually a man because of your chromosomes Trans woman: Actually my chromosomes happen to be XX Transphobe: I can tell they're actually XY because you're a man "The chromosome argument transphobes make is really convenient for them because they believe it's this immutable, invisible thing that exists outside of trans people's understanding of their genders, but always aligns with transphobes' understanding of gender without exception." "@persenche Like it almost seems like a lie perhaps worth attempting until you realize that bigots, the only people who care and could stand to learn something from this, will call you a liar anyway because OF COURSE THEY WILL. There's NO BENEFIT to lying about this." @persenche Why would anyone lie about that? If it benefited us at all to just lie and say we took a gene test that said we had chromosomes that match what transphobes expect for our gender wouldn't literally all of us be making that lie all the time? @transfilmtheory APPARENTLY THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL PLAN UNTIL IT WAS STOLEN FROM US https://t.co/60rfpAYPUI I've been a furry for 18 years and that's... kind of a lot now that I'm reflecting on it lol "Being a furry for 20 years: PLEASE step on me, piss in my mouth, and unbirth me while I wear this diaper" "it's not even the same as being horny, it's a new thing that came about after I was on HRT for a while and it's so good??????? 😭💕💕💕" like somehow??? I used to NOT turn into a wiggly squirmy puddle when I thought about cute toppy transfemmes????? how????????? I don't remember what life was like before getting flustered was a thing for me and I suspect such a thing couldn't have been possible @BirdTickIer Gender really does be like that sometimes. But yay! Femme is fun :3 like sometimes I'll see a selfie from a transfemme I've never seen before and I'll just be like oh noooooooo their eyes are turning me into a useless puddle this is so unFAIR "@blaze_casual I dunno if there is, but I know that feeling" "you ever stop and think wow, they really don't make 'em much gayer than me do they" @blaze_casual @squidlarkin @Campfire_System Definitely DM @squidlarkin! She's very good at helping with this stuff! "@blaze_casual @squidlarkin @Campfire_System There's a lot of what I feel is outdated language/framing but I found it helpful in switching, at least after one test lol. Are you plural too?" @Nickle4aPickle I'M SAD STUFFIES OF THEM DON'T EXIST @Nickle4aPickle OMG I CANT EVEN PICK A FAVORITE 😍😍😍 "Can't tell if what I'm pretty sure is my clitoral hood is still a bit swollen or if it's just gonna be like this forever. Honestly I'm cool with it either way, I'm just excited to find out :3" "While I'm overjoyed Jane Foster is returning for Thor 4, if Darcy doesn't also come back I will be visibly upset." "@spider_him If the new show specifically stars the Loki that very overtly sneaks away during the time travel back to Avengers 1 in Endgame, correct." @mode_view In theaters was the last time I saw it as well. "Both Thor and Iron Man have these weird film trilogies where 1 is great, 2 is... a movie, and 3 redefines the fucking genre and competes for best superhero movie ever." "@MrsStephinMerit Possibly, but the VERY OVERT Avengers 1 Loki sneaking away seems to be something they won't bee ignoring." Realizing I haven't watched The Dark World in almost a decade and that I might need to rectify that because I remember virtually nothing that happened in it. Loki pretends to be Chris Evans for a second. That happened I think. Oh! Darcy calls Mjölnir mew-mew! Love that bit. Okay just tried to wrap my head around how incredibly different his pocket universe would be so maybe Doctor Strange can just send him to the base universe to just avoid all those endless weird possibilities. @LambChopInPamps ghhhhhhfhdhhdshhh thamk you miss mars >////////< I'd really like for them to introduce some timey-wimey bullshit to fix the fact that the Loki who's currently alive has only experienced the first Thor movie and Avengers. Like I know he never gets better but that doesn't mean I love the idea of all that growth getting erased. @LambChopInPamps I DO!!!!!!!!! IM BIG GIRL!!!!! D:< "I mean, I could probably do the Ducktales theme? Not the longer version, tho" "want,,, weed pen but,,,,,, it charging" @_jaculus @dour it me literally it me @FrigidElfChild i really like the commentary on poverty CHARLOTTE "lesbian lizards lezards,,,,,,,," @squidlarkin @Campfire_System ...Reading that helped tremendously so I suppose it was the first one🖥️ @squidlarkin @Campfire_System Both those problems sound similar enough that I'm not sure which applies to us @queerops @squidlarkin Hell yeah they are! 💕 @FrigidElfChild better than literally 99% of all political cartoons @YourBoswell i wan fox armor D:< "@Campfire_System @squidlarkin lol of all the questions to ask me about plurality, that'd be the one I'm LEAST qualified to answer I'm USUALLY frontstuck" seriously where does warlords of draenor get off being 10 whole levels ugh "I've done this twice in the last couple of days, lol. I might be one of the bigger plural accounts (I think?) but plurality is weird and complicated and I still don't feel qualified to explain this stuff. Luckily I know a system who loves explaining this stuff lol" I'm the plurality expert. Ask me anything about plurality and I'll promptly redirect you to @squidlarkin's DMs lol @AzazelAfterDark I think this to myself so often and it never works >/////> @deathpigeon The future is looking VERY polyamorous "@StebMcDreb Not the cheapest place to get it by far (ESPECIALLY if you're in the UK), but this'll provide some info all the same: https://t.co/mf6xFum0jN" holy shit so much of upcoming pre-orders in the Japanese figure section of BBTS I'm really hype for https://t.co/OLB4JU5L3D @LeafTilde but but! dick good >/////> @baby_tgurl @NowakFoxie Transforming. It's a fantasy kink thing 💕 "thinkin bout,,,,, Him,,,,,,,,,,,,, https://t.co/Vf5hACCUo8" @CaseyExplosion Ironic given you're more of a Germaine 🤔 "@emuchaton @apunkdog I need,,,, both,,,,,,,," @Trancister @teagirlgf Because being called a slut rocks? 🤷‍♀️ @transfilmtheory RIGHT???? IT'S SO GOOD 😭💕 I know OP was making a joke and NOT an invitation for older Millennials to wax nostalgic about their childhoods but that's what you get for making us feel old lol Generation 2 of the Transformers was in its second year and Megatron decided to look like this https://t.co/LuHHlNJQ5W @CaseyExplosion Seriously the first place I told a stranger my name was Kat was at a Starbucks omg 😭 @AzazelAfterDark As a recently TF'd lizard this story speaks to me 💕 @TheFintauSystem OMG BAAAAAABE!!!! 😍💕💕💕 @AstroStella7 Three more weeks!! :3 @deathpigeon Judy Hopps is not real but she'd absolutely be DTF gonna make a fursona that's a superb owl named liv who's Liv? does she own the super bowl? is... is she the super bowl? "btw when I double checked what L was in Roman numerals and Googled ""roman numerals,"" the second suggestion was ""roman numeral liv"" lol" "Super Bowl L: We can't call it ""Super Bowl L,"" that'll confuse people! Call it Super Bowl 50! Super Bowl 54: Super Bowl Liv" @Trancister So unbelievably better I bet! :D "I really do think the majority of the swelling is gone, but I'm pretty sure a small amount went down again recently because it looks even better than it did a day or two ago." "Every time I think the swelling on my vag is all the way down, it goes down even more and I'm even more pleased with the results :3" @Roodypatooti Always 😈 i've made an important discovery https://t.co/QHFfKQGDsA @TheR3dPainter Awww thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @mode_view Do you happen to know the name of the mount? "@mode_view Oof, I better hurry then. Thank you!" "@mode_view Does ""this week"" mean starting Tuesday, or ending Tuesday?" @FakeEstrusFlask @Nickle4aPickle This is why I prefer wearing bras lol @mode_view OMG DROP RATE??? WHERE IS HE???? @WhaleHorned @Nickle4aPickle HRT is magic! :3 "Also I somehow forgot I got picked to be an extra at the Indy show I worked at??? I swear I worked there too (not on stage, but still lol)! https://t.co/3HWtQwdOYi" "HUGE thanks to my friend Danielle (@Nickle4aPickle, camera left) for finding a selfie we took back in 2008 when we worked at Disney World! That's a 21-year-old me on the right, can you believe it??? (Pic from this past December for comparison✨) https://t.co/SD0AWwo16T" @TwippingVanilla 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@CuddlePotato She was @'d between the time of my initial tweet and your reply and she's aware that I like her a lot. I'm really obvious to read I guess, lol. But yeah the ball's in her court and I'm happy to be friends too 💕" "@TwippingVanilla OMG I've never felt comfortable saying to another trans person that their pre-transition selves looked awful despite sometimes thinking that, but honestly? That feels AMAZING too hear AND IT'S SO TRUE. I'm sooooo much happier with every inch of myself 💕💕💕" @PhyrexianThot TIL you have an AD account gosh 👀💦 @blaze_casual Oof yeah and I think twice a day is for like six months isn't it :/ "@LapineWitchGirl I mean, I'm pretty sure that's gotta be my name ... right? >.>" @Nickle4aPickle OMG THAT'D BE PERFECT THANK YOU 💕💕💕 "I'd also probably want to add ""Also sorry I bailed the last two days but the Christmas rush was killing me and I was kinda having a panic attack nonstop? Water under the bridge since it was 11 years ago? I hope? >.>""" "Basically at this point I'd have to put out the call of ""Hey if you worked at the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular in the College Program of autumn 2008, did you keep that group photo we all took?"" because that's the only relevant pic I really want." Digital media under capitalism uhhhhhhhh really sucks "I didn't even upload any of them to Facebook. Like come on, past me :/ There's a very slim chance my old Photobucket account had some (just based on the era, not any memories of uploading them), but that account is gone I'm pretty sure, lol" "The really frustrating thing about those lost photos of me working in Disney World is I REMEMBER WHERE THEY WERE... in like 2012? 2010? On the desktop, on my old laptop. And they were PROBABLY backed up, but likely on a harddrive that shit the bed years ago :/" @SubbyRana You're so welcome! I do it in hopes of other trans people learning stuff about themselves so it's always wonderful to hear it's doing what I hoped 💕 @QueenYiff420 @nyaakat Yeah all the iPhones I owned had such shit quality. I guess before they got good I switched to Android lol @SubbyRana You got this! 💕 @nyaakat RIGHT???? @SubbyRana You're DEFINITELY not too old! I didn't start HRT until 3 weeks after my 30th birthday! @tailstriketaur You got this! @Trancister YUP that's where I am too. That's man isn't me and I don't understand how he ever was. It's surreal. "Imagine the guy on the left's reaction to hearing that in just a couple years of transition, he'd look like me. Do you think he'd believe it? I can tell you for a fact he wouldn't. So if you believe it's too late to transition, think again. HRT is MAGIC ✨" "Anyway, I was no younger than 26 in that first photo, so let this be inspiration to anyone worrying that they're too old to transition: It's NEVER too late." @sqwrrkpon I get that a lot lol Thank fuck honestly "My goal was a long-ass wizard beard, btw. I guess I figured if I had to be a man, at least I'd be one from a much better universe than this one. I still have a clipping from that beard when I cut it off after coming out lol" "That pic is from 2014 and note the very clear ""I'm slowly dying"" expression in my eyes. Two years later I came out, thank fuck." "Tried to find my positively ancient photos from my time working at Disney World but I fear they might've been lost to time. However I DID find a long-forgotten folder on my computer with pre-transition pics and this is by far the best selfie pre-transition me ever took, lol https://t.co/Z0YJA3FJJw" "@emarl_ @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot EXTREMELY BLUSHING, KINDA HAPPY CRYING? HECK YOU BOTH >//////<" "@blaze_casual That reminds me, do they have any in the Springs? I assume no" @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot @emarl_ I'M BRIGHT RED AND DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot @emarl_ DHJFGKSLHGDJSKOGHFDJGKLSDHGKSLDFGHFDKLGHSDIGSDTRUGIEGNJKDFGDSFJKGLDFHSGNJDVONVDKLFGD "@dead_girly Unranked, yeah. I just don't see myself ever playing anything but quick play so practice knowing what to mulligan hardly applies, but that is an angle I hadn't thought of." @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot @emarl_ (BLOOD IS PUMPING REALLY FAST THO THANKS NGFSDGDGD) @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot @emarl_ lol she's probably not gonna read the whole thread. You stalled too long :P @NewGenderWhoDis Queer time operates differently than non-queer time. It's a real Thing that's been talked about in our community for a while. I lost my 20's to dysphoria. It's truly like I didn't live them at all. I think a lot queers fundamentally understand this aspect of being trans. "@NewGenderWhoDis Only as OLD as you feel, dammit I'm high" "This might be the best worst hand I've ever pulled from this deck, lol. I never see the point in mulliganing in quick play (just conceding and rolling again is objectively better?), so I didn't even bother playing that match, but now I'm curious how it would've gone lol" uhhhhhhh https://t.co/M5g6dx8bOM "@NewGenderWhoDis You're only as young as you feel! I wanna do some porn too simply because it's something I've always wanted to do! Fuck any haters saying 30's is too old for that, honestly" @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot And yet you continue to be all talk @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot Yes because that was all talk :P @PhyrexianThot Omg that name is too good to never use @deathpigeon @Trancister @PhyrexianThot Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! @PhyrexianThot GENIUS "@Trancister @PhyrexianThot @deathpigeon Yes, but I'm gay for y'all for sure hehehe" @Lunar_Opals I DUNNO IT'S REAL SHITTY @DozingDreamers I DON'T KNOW @RiotGrrrlJemma *hugs tight* :/ @PhyrexianThot No one delivers 45 minutes out town :P @PhyrexianThot @deathpigeon 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 We're about to move next week-ish and after that we need to finish the guest bedroom but uhhhhhh yes please???? @redminer88 mostly masturbating @viragoergosum Cute :3c Our favorite weed shop: - Is usually crowded - Plays loud music - Doesn't allow cell phone use https://t.co/rFPgr9yVFk @viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie Thank YOU for being a good friend too! Love you tons 💕💕💕💕 @viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie That's so cool!!! Pretty sure I still wanna track down a picture from then tho @TheNDqueerelf THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING WITH THIS GIRL @viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie It's legitimately really cool that a guest I had some effect on while working there became a good friend of mine years later 💕💕💕💕 "@TransEthics That's awesome omg! Makes me wonder what I'd find it I got a similar test, honestly. I've always wondered." @Notactuallysmol oh god this happens so much to me @viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie Aaaaaaa omg! I MIGHT have an OOOOOOLD picture of me in-costume but I'll need to look for it when I get home. Feel free to remind me later tonight! @deathpigeon https://t.co/GMqBRTGAJK @viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie I mean I saw literally thousands of people go through the attractions I worked at but odds are you saw me. That's awesome! @deathpigeon https://t.co/PAEzFGB2Y9 @deathpigeon https://t.co/APNrH8yRhl "@viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie I mean I wasn't working Sounds Dangerous every day (there's a reason the costumes there and Indy were the same), but if a shlubby white guy in his early 20's was hosting, that was me!" @viragoergosum @TheMadMissMovie OMG WHAT "@viragoergosum If you saw Sounds Dangerous in the autumn of 2008, it might've been me!" @deathpigeon https://t.co/bkUBE5Q1Rv @deathpigeon >.> @TheNDqueerelf story of my life lol @viragoergosum Hehehe >:3c @deathpigeon @JenLucPiquant it me it me @deathpigeon BUT BUT @PhyrexianThot @deathpigeon I mean I AM big gay for you too >.> @deathpigeon SHE KNOWS THAT THO >//////< "@deathpigeon IF YOU @ HER SHE MIGHT LIKE, I DUNNO, GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION OR SOMETHING? SHE PROBABLY KNOWS I'M CRUSHING AND DOESN'T WANT TO DATE? >.>" @deathpigeon The typos make it sound like a dril tweet lol @deathpigeon https://t.co/qOZi2ndrLE @deathpigeon You don't know her @! That's a pretty transparent bluff! "@TheMadMissMovie Was it everything you hoped for? :P Hell if you saw during the autumn of 2008, I might've been the host lol" @DevourerRose I mean I didn't know there'd be chemistry >.> @ConfusedSwitch hecc >//////> can't tell if I'm thankful or mildly annoyed she doesn't check Twitter as often as I do >.> Me before she visited: Gosh it's gonna be nice to have a friend who's DTF but not one I'm gonna go all lesbian over and immediately start dating. Me after she visited: failed step one "oh I got it bad, lads" GOOD BECAUSE ME EITHER? 👀👀👀 "ever crush on a girl so hard your heart skips a beat when she messages you & you never want the conversation to end & you wish you could just tell her that but that would probably sound weird & like sometimes conversations reach their natural conclusion just play it cool, Kat" @ConfusedSwitch 😘 @gviral1 Equal parts amazing and hellish. "@lara_santaella I hear that story a ton lol We're really good at finding our own, even on accident" @gviral1 Yep! For about 6 months as part of their College Progran in 2008 seriously the last cutie who visited smelled so good and I'm sad I won't be able to smell her again for probably at least a few months I think I'm really gay "@Notactuallysmol It'll be hard to get anywhere between states without a car, so don't sweat it too much. Hell, maybe I'll be able to visit you! We'll see 💕" @Notactuallysmol Chances are you won't be close to Colorado but if you are we'll try to make it happen for sure 💕 @Nickle4aPickle https://t.co/bUp38HoSaT @Notactuallysmol Hell yeah we really should! :3 look I'm just saying there have been gay girls I've known and dated whose smells basically made me wet okay "Okay but I didn't know the ""lesbians can smell other lesbians"" thing AND THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH" @Notactuallysmol Omg if you're anywhere near Colorado we should totally hang out! "@Deathbunny13 Fuck yeah, happy to help! 💕💕💕" @SheepChemical RIGHT??? Like why would you ever leave the house alone again? There's cis people out there! "@Waffliesinyofac I love those controllers too! Still the same basic classic Nintendo layout, though, albeit with different sized buttons" "And I wouldn't have it any other way, honestly. Yeah running in packs in safer (especially IRL), but also I just feel more comfortable around trans people on such a fundamental level that I don't think a cis person could ever fully grasp." "I live on a trans commune with 6 other transfemmes and every time more than two of us goes shopping I always wonder ""Where were all the packs of trans people hiding when I thought I was cis?"" Because yes, we DO run in packs. As much as possible." @transfilmtheory I'm a Kat with a pussy who owns 5 cats at I'm taking this as support :D get it because the joke is cis people don't even know when to apologize """I'm not being transphobic! I just think [restating transphobic stance]""" "@aNerdskull i need,,,, all of this,,,,,,,,,," @CookieCyboid noooooooooo D: @aNerdskull OMG THOSE AREN'T IN THE POKEMON CENTER ONLINE STORE YET LUCKYYYYYYY also wtf is this font Can Boomers make any form of political satire art that doesn't painstakingly label everything? I'm honestly surprised there isn't the word VAN with an arrow pointing to it DRIVER : BERNIE My sleep schedule has been such shit lately 3am and I can't sleep :/ "There's a logic to the Xbox's ""select is in the middle and closest to your thumb"" layout, but I prefer the Nintendo layout so much more. Probably has something to do with being a Nintendo girl growing up lol" *lezard "I was an egg, then I hatched, and like any good lizard I'm set to lay own eggs any day now~" Pre-transition: You ARE the egg Post-transition: You want to LAY LOTS of eggs I misspelled Mickey up there because swipe typing can't predict such an archaic name "@mode_view We were just two years apart from me needing to tell you ""No, the Indiana Jones RIDE is about 2,000 miles that way [points west]"" I worked at the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular and that was the main question we got lol" "I just find it weirdly neat that at the ONLY Disney World in the world, in front of the ONE AND ONLY American Idol attraction, I was the ONE CAST MEMBER tasked with guarding it, and I said fuck that. Never even got in trouble because it was like 2am lol" "On the note of standing outside a ride, one night I was asked to stay late during a graduation night and stand in front of the (then unfinished but nearly open) American Idol attraction. It was so boring I decided to just go to the break room and watch Spider-Man cartoons." "Like I get why you can't have your minimum wage early 20-somethings saying whatever the fuck they feel like, but my additions improved the script, dammit 😤" Anyway I still get horrible embarrassing flashbacks to my boss telling me to stay on script. "@mode_view It was way back in 2008 and was part of their College Program. I mostly remember the good parts but it was equal parts hell, honestly. I did make one good friend there who I'm still friends with today at least! Worth it to gotten to know her, honestly (@Nickle4aPickle)" "I one tried to ad lib some lines for my beyond boring hosting duties for Drew Carey's Sounds Dangerous (if you don't know what that was, you're not missing much) and after only a few times going off the script, I found my BOSS WAS IN THE AUDIENCE AND HE SAID TO KNOCK IT OFF AFTER" "When I worked at Disney World there was a (probably apocryphal) story of a cast member tasked with standing outside Big Thunder to tell guests it was closed. When asked why he said ""The train ran over Mikey."" He was fired that day." @aNerdskull https://t.co/FmjzaY1SnX @Doc_Wolverine f͏̻̥̪͇ͅl̤͟e͙̣̼s͎̥̱̭̦̙̹h̭͍͎͕̞͈̹sơ̠̹n̛͓a̳̹̰̮̕ @Trans_Astral I'm so sorry :/ Gonna hug you lots when you visit. @cyberwitchlexi Omg cute!!! Making me wanna finally commit to getting my side shave >.> "This is algorithmically created comedic art, holy shit" @PrissyOrcGF Morgan your lips are so powerful 😍 @Calliethulhu AAAAAAAAA SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH OMG 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @TheFintauSystem @queenofmabylon Just saying I'd watch that movie "@RipleyStorm I'm so sorry, love :/" GODDESS please~ 💦 @FakeEstrusFlask GOD I wish that were me @LapineWitchGirl SHHHHHH you don't have to tell everyone!!! >//////> @TheFintauSystem This is legitimately really exciting to read omg @PersephoneHime *neighs pathetically* >/////< @PersephoneHime GOD yes plz @PersephoneHime HDFSLKGHSJGLKFADSGHJDKSLVGJDNFKVAJKFGVABGFDHJGBVDFHKBVDHGJDGBNKALD @PersephoneHime fgdajgkdfgfdsak such a terrible pun i'm getting flustered over how dare >///////< @PersephoneHime cute :3 @StebMcDreb gosh you'd make such a cute mare~ @PersephoneHime oh gosh be a pony with meeeee~ :3 "@mode_view Can also be meant in a kink way! As in, even boys can be good girls~" @mode_view awwwww cute! were you spitroasted like a good mare? :3 @mode_view hehehe :3c @sqwrrkpon hgfdhdfgdds yesssssss 😍😍😍 @AngryNerdBird oh gosh I wanna see both the chart and the story! :3 @sqwrrkpon dfgkdfhgkdasgj >//////< @sqwrrkpon gosh i couldn't even hesitate >.> you ever get that craving to be bred by a herd of ponygirls and their rubber horsecocks because GOSH that's me rn~ :3 @sqwrrkpon hfdhdhdhhhh i n-neeigh!! need it!! @sqwrrkpon n-neeeegh!!! i... think i need to be bred >/////> "@sqwrrkpon fhgfhghfhh i'm already so wet with anticipation, gosh /)/////(\" @sqwrrkpon ooooh hecc >/////> n-neigh? >/////< @a_alice_nsfw (Haruko :P) @Trans_Astral Such a satisfying arc for him @sqwrrkpon fhgdgdkfasddd th-that sounds even gayer!!! >//////< and r-really nice.... >.> @sqwrrkpon Sounds really gay~ "You're the one I saw first, Takkun" @NewGenderWhoDis @ZJemptv Yeah seriously I don't how it'd be possible for there to be like an actual uptick in that but I've noticed that too! Hell I'm one of them! Makes me happy so many of us are getting the bodies we need! @deathpigeon oh my god i thought i dreamed that thread @DesDReac Just about 3! @Casssdreams YESSSSSSSSS @deathpigeon why's everyone talking about monopolies? I just want to lay a bunch of eggs D: @sqwrrkpon gosh same~ :3c @Casssdreams omg yes PLZ 😍😍😍 @emuchaton consider: wrapping thighs around the brains (heads) of cuties @kalesmash13 ....what? @Mewociti Yep! Wish I could find the video I made of it recently... But I'll have a much better one once Pokemon Home comes out and I can capture it with my Switch :3 being a salazzle brood mother tho~ 😍😍😍 @Mewociti Did you know I have a complete Living Pokedex~ 😘 wanna lay sooooo many~ still can't stop thinkin about E G G S "@Mewociti Fire/poison but VERY hot, yes~" @viragoergosum :3 https://t.co/OLA6TmpCZw @Mewociti I have a lot of fursonas but lately I've been feeling very Salazzle~ @caraesten hhhhhhhhh hi 😍💕💦 @sqwrrkpon YUUUUUP and it's real weird @ExistentialEnso Makes me really excited for my future honestly. 3 years in and the excitement has barely gone away :3 @PersephoneHime 3/5 for me so I'm not much better lol @Trancister I don't think you're a disaster! Not any worse than when I get flustered at least~ @Trancister Why not? You're cute and fun! @Trancister Awwww okay 😘💕 "@Trancister I wanna see you in person first before deciding for sure. Long distance relationships are hard enough without an ocean between us >.< But if we really hit it off in person, how can I refuse? :3" @Trancister Oh gosh! 😳😳😳💕 @sqwrrkpon Hell yeah I love dinosaurs!! @maegodhavemercy Yeah they talk about that initial full size Enterprise idea in the video. Would've been amazing to see. @viragoergosum Yeah and I'm glad it melted you! hehehe @viragoergosum About what? That was cute o.o @DevourerRose Dunno if I'm familiar with her "@Mewociti I wish I knew how to teach others. It just comes naturally to me, I dunno :/" "Me before transitioning: Fuck, why do I have such trouble finding girls to date? Me after transitioning and finding literally 5 whole girls to date and so many more than that I could date: oh right, gay" "Also weirdly fitting that 2008 was the year they tore it all down, since that was the last year Trek was like that." "I was never into Trek enough to see this for myself, so a lot of this is new to me! I didn't know they bolted on a Voyager addon near the end there! The part with the cast member who played a Vulcan for TEN YEARS trying not to cry got me choked up. https://t.co/s6WuDLdu9d" @BoringNerdyKate Build-A-Sub @NewGenderWhoDis omg omg omg I hope you get to film some! I wanna buy that porn!!! @StebMcDreb Transitioning feels so much like magic. You mean my biggest fantasy??? Becomes real???? @NewGenderWhoDis The idea of your eggself's subconscious begging for the strap is really hot tbh @StebMcDreb OMG THAT FANTASY SOUNDS SO CUTE??? @RileyTheRedFox Pillow princess rights! 😤 @RileyTheRedFox Bottoms just have more fun I dunno!!! "Told this story before but when I first heard about the concept of tops and bottoms I IMMEDIATELY said ""Oh I'm a bottom, no question"" This was like, a DECADE before I realized I was trans lol" "I've always been such a girl. And SUCH a bottom, damn" "Me, as an egg for years: Gee I wonder why porn is so much hotter when I picture myself as the woman" "@mode_view Seems like you'd know if you were faking, right? Denial can be strong in the beginning, though. It was for me despite Alice (first headmate I met) making it a bit easier for me given how scared she was that she might not be real. She made me promise I'd never deny her existence." @NewGenderWhoDis gosh this tweet took a turn~ 💦 @EllieODaire It is SO FITTING that you have a Sinclair dinosaur stuffie omg @TrexPushups @ZJemptv Well their top kink is a fun one! :V @mode_view I understand. It's a lot to take in at once :/ I'm glad Squids was able to help. I've known I was plural for over a year now and I still don't understand a lot of it. "@ZJemptv Omg you moved from humid to humid! While I did live in Orlando for a few months a decade ago, the whole ""swimming through the air"" thing never really suited me lol (Also apparently my home state of Colorado is nothing but subs lol)" "@mode_view Oh you realized you were plural! That's wonderful! Did Squids help? Transitioning might not help with your confidence levels but you never know until you try, if you decide to." @WillowPoss Fuck yeah! Feels great doesn't it? 💕 @TrexPushups @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe mmmmmm goals 😍💦 @Kate_Bunni All the way through~ "@PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe GIRL, MOOD." "@mode_view If you end up being trans, and you transition, that can help" @SeanWithersDraw I can't wait to set it up! Thank you for linking it to me! 💕💕💕 @Trancister PRECIOUS LEAF BABY @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe Orgies are just more fun than two person sex tbh 😤 @Doc_Wolverine I mean at this point I don't care how superb the owl is. I've heard about it enough. @nyaakat @StebMcDreb goshhhh /)////////(\ @nyaakat the staging of this clip is really good :3 @StebMcDreb @nyaakat like seriously sploosh just from your expression >/////< @nyaakat yea you can really see it in your eyes gosh~ @myevilpinky It's not the fault of queer people that bigots bring negativity when we imply their favorite game is very overtly queer. @nyaakat holy heck that looks big o/////o @SeanWithersDraw Oh gosh that makes way more sense my bad lol @sqwrrkpon THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL @SecretGamerGrrl I think the pictured loser just views trans and gay as two separate categories that never overlap. "@levett_laura @LyraTheSmol It's starts WAY back though with like, early world's fairs and stuff. It's really, really interesting!" @sqwrrkpon That's really cool! I'd probably spend all my time with the dinosaurs lol @redminer88 That's basically what my doctor friend said! https://t.co/qiHd2MeTkk "@LyraTheSmol Defunct is my favorite by far. That was the one that did a whole season about theme parks from 100+ years ago, right? Hopefully I'm not getting them confused again, lol. But that was SO FASCINATING." @lucashoal I am not but I'll have to check them out! @sqwrrkpon That would be a dream tbh :3 "(Also maybe Expedition Theme park DOES update as often, but I somehow wasn't subscribed! That's how much YouTube has my number here. I twas just serving up these videos automatically)" "I found all these channels at the same time like a year ago. I just fell down a theme park history well and YouTube was like ""Oh hey we already have a burgeoning subgenre of channels appearing for exactly that specific itch""" Special shoutout to Expedition Theme Park as well. Doesn't update as often but the theme park history on YouTube experience wouldn't be complete without him. "@LyraTheSmol Not that I didn't realize that was Brad Pitt, but now I think I see why I confused the two so hard lol" @sqwrrkpon (LOVE the new display name gosh~) I assume said park would be at least a little horny? :3c @daggertrout I mean I never thought of wording it that way but yeah lol @redminer88 IM BIG ENOUGH!!! >//////> I REALLY THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WAS KEVIN WHO DID THE THE PUPPET THING WITH PHOTOS OF HIMSELF BUT NAH IT'S THE OTHER GUY @MadelineAndraia The amount of media I see where everyone acts like you can either be straight or gay with nothing in between just confuses the hell out of me. Needlessly confuses so many people. Anyway now you know my dark secret: I'm addicting to theme park history. If you told me the hosts of Defunctland and Yesterworld will sometimes just swap channels to confuse you I'd be forced to believe you. They don't even sound the same but I'd still have no choice but to assume that's correct. If you put a gun to my head and demanded to know if Kevin Perjurer was the host of Defunctland or Yesterworld I wouldn't be able to tell you. @Notactuallysmol @tinyterrorposs and a LEGO train with tracks going EVERYWHERE @tinyterrorposs Foam puzzle piece tiles LINING THE WHOLE ROOM >:D @tinyterrorposs The plan is for me to have a playroom at the new place and you basically listed everything I want for it! Can't wait to show pics! >w< @PrissyOrcGF Omg nice!!!! @tinyterrorposs YEAH YEAH YEAH I have sooooo many ideas for an eventual play room 😍 @tinyterrorposs And now that you're *a* little you can buy some for yourself! :D @a_alice_nsfw yeah huh :3c @randimirandi it's reverse dino vore "As a kid I swear like every single Kay Bee Toys location had one of these set up at the front of the store. I think they were usually penguins? Not sure if there were any dinosaur ones? But like, I HAD to own this. Talk about littlespace-inducing 😍😍😍" "@a_alice_nsfw a LITTLE, huh? :3c" @Trans_Astral GOD I'd let a twink top me in a heartbeat Probably gonna wait to set this up until after the move tho >.> My big girl toy for big girls arrived!!! 😍 https://t.co/3Xnlc64oMv "@Trancister THE SECRETS SQUARE ENIX DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT WHERE ARE CLOUD'S TOES, SQUINIX??? WHERE ARE HER TOES????" "I'm ready to take the training wheels off, coach! This is my vulva, let's do this!" @Doc_Wolverine I mean I can't be sure until I try~ 👀 "Honestly while it makes sense that it works this way, it's kinda fucked up that this starts to feel like a part of me MONTHS before all the feeling in it returns :/" @Interfectorem9 HUGE AGREE (It DOES help in other ways tho~) You know how when something feels numb you just want to rub it a bunch to like get the blood flowing or whatever it needs? That's my vulva right now except the rubbing doesn't make it stop being numb D: @tama_thatsme Yup! I think sexuality-wise the simplest answer is bi or pan. "@Interfectorem9 That's a HUGE portion of what I'm getting at, but also for me and I'm sure others my queerness continues to express itself within the furry community. Even if I assume there's nothing more about myself I need to work out, existing as a specifically queer furry just bring me joy" @LittleLambJenny Gosh I feel so torn because I also really wanna work on my Goodra sona! I have a quickly growing family of sonas lol (good problem to have honestly~) "Here's a Pro Tip For Gamers: These memes start off as light jokes (some of us take it to heart, but the general inertia is one of humor) and then when you pissbabies get angry about it we purposely lean into it more. Because you're angry. Something to consider." "(And sometimes ""working it out"" means figuring out your gender lol)" "Also even if we're using the strictest definition of the word ""gay"" (which we really shouldn't, but whatever), you think gay people just pop out of their moms knowing they're gay? Sometimes that shit takes a bit to work out, dammit." """Cloud can't be trans! Because he has ROMANTIC INTEREST in THE FEEEEEEEMALES"" oh my sweet summer child" are non-queer people okay @LittleLambJenny dgfsjgdgk true >.> "@CelticAnarchy I didn't see all the hate, but I try to assume the most charitable interpretation. That it's less about wanting to hate on furries, and more offense that something someone can choose to become is being conflated with being queer. I understand that, but they're still in the wrong." @polyheartmony GOSH okaaaay >/////> "@polyheartmony oh hecc even more people encouraging meeeeee >/////< I'd need to talk to the aforementioned friend whose scalesona I'd need to borrow, heh >/////>" "(That's the weirdest part about this discourse, honestly. People I know who otherwise don't have a problem with furries DO have a problem with implying that anti-furry hatred is comparable to sanctioned queerphobia. Like... can we just agree not to hate others? I know we can)" "Thee venn diagram of ""proudly homophobic"" and ""thinks all furries are degenerates"" overlaps a fuckton, you know? And those people likely think we all queers anyway. So just... continue to not needlessly hate on furries, okay? It's real easy." "But that doesn't mean we can swing the pendulum in the other direction and say that because being furry isn't inherently queer, blind hatred of furries can't cause harm to queer furries similar to queerphobia in all but name." "In case it wasn't clear, if a non-queer furry tried to loudly complain they were being persecuted for being a furry & that that persecution takes the exact same toll on them that it does for queer people experiencing queerphobia: That person would be an asshole you should ignore." I'm not saying we need to add an F to LGBTQIA. But you know how looking back we now recognize that the disco backlash in the late 70's/early 80's was in part fueled by homophobia? Apply similar logic here. "Is being a furry inherently queer? Technically no, but we hold more than a controlling share of it :P" "If you have a specific problem with non-queer furries, by all means, specify that and let loose! Otherwise though? Maybe just practice kindness." "There are cishet furries, but when you make fun of furries or work under the assumption that furries are inherently sad/embarrassing people, please keep in mind that for MANY queer furries, being a furry is one of the more significant ways in which we express our queerness." @morkitten @ikksnay Also! I'm excited to see you in person! 💕 @PrissyOrcGF Yaaaay I can't wait to see!!! "@RileyTheRedFox Oh yeah like I'm 100% not human, that's the other angle of this lol" @PrissyOrcGF YES PLZ 😍 @bunnarchist The magic of fursonas 🥰 Very peripheral discourse I'm noticing so I thought I'd get that out in the open. My queerness and my being a furry are deeply linked. And I know I'm not the only one who feels that way. "My furryness is as important to me as my queerness and most of that comes from the furry community itself (and how queer it is). If you're not a furry you might not ever be able to wrap your head around that, but I ask that you don't assume you know better." @RileyTheRedFox @aerie_elf yiff yiff! :3 @RileyTheRedFox @aerie_elf YESSSS @LittleLambJenny oh no I keep getting encouragement >.< @RileyTheRedFox I know Zootopiasonas were a thing for a while lol @TrexPushups @transgirlinSEA GOSH we already had sex sooooo now would be that time lol @morkitten @ikksnay I'm assuming you're the GF I hear so much about? Nice to meet you! :3 @CookieCyboid Awwww sounds cute! Have fun! 💕💕💕 do you think there's some poor soul out there who has a rocket raccoon sona and is convinced that doesn't make them a furry @biggestjoel Your theory that people absent-mindedly liked those tweets without thinking about them I think is spot-on because that's EXACTLY what I did. Just reflecting on it at all makes me regret that. @Roodypatooti That's awesome but now I'm even angrier at the lack of Midna merch lol @blaze_casual mood :/ Every piece of Midna merch has her ass glued to wolf Link's back and it sucks Twilight Princess came out during a time where most of the Nintendo merch was more obsessed with reliving the 80's. I'm not even sure a decently articulated figure of that version of Link even exists. "I just,,, want a midna figma or nendoroid or even just a damn stuffie so badly" @maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA @norintha I think I wanna write it tho I admit I never touched Mario Kart Wii but I do NOT remember the polygons being this bad HECK I kinda wanna write this story >.> "I say ""some"" Kingdom Hearts as if the 100 hours or whatever I dumped into KH1 was just a taste lol" "me, having only played some Kingdom Hearts and never once being able to get very far in an FF game:" @ikksnay your cooking is so good gosh 💕 @a_alice_nsfw I have no doubt it was here from day one. The fact that it's STILL here when everyone who knows about it sidesteps it is what floors me. @Trancister Sorry but you're just too cute~ @DevourerRose hmmmmm that could work 🤔 It's like Twitter put all their shit in the middle of the living room so we just scooch past it every time we need to get through and it's Twitter's living room so we can't do anything about it but also Twitter thinks it's very good at home decorating. "Twitter: When you start a tweet with an @, it's reply! Even if it's not a reply, it's a reply now. Literally anyone the second they discover this: That's incredibly silly, I'll just put a period in front of it to counteract that. What a good idea, Twitter." .@ikksnay made this tater tot veggie breakfast pie thing and omg it's so hecking good 😍 @Trancister 💕💕💕 @nyaakat those Bigs are so crafty D:< @nyaakat yesssss!!! pee everywhere!!! >:D @Trancister this thread is such an adorable mess omg you're cute @Trancister Awwww!! Cutie 💕 @Trancister Well TOO LATE because I saw it! Thank you~ You're a cute too~ 💕 @CapnKarlisle Given that we're an entire ocean apart that would be impressive :P "As these nerves are slowly waking up sometimes I get this sensation in my new vag that I need to like, adjust my bits, you know? Like I'm sitting on it wrong. But there's nothing to adjust with this model of bits lol" "welp I guess the canonical origin story for my Salazzle sona was that my Inteleon friend mutated me into a lizard through unbirthing these things just sometimes happen, you understand" "@ExistentialEnso Yeah that was probably part of it. I'm so sorry, Throne :/" @Calliethulhu oh noooooo D: "@emarl_ fuck, so am i now~" @Trancister Just takes practice 💕 I have a friend who started HRT the same day as me as well as a friend who had their vaginoplasty the same day as me and that's just really neat 🥰 @Trancister PUSSY PALS 4 EVER "@Trancister Because I like you and love talking with you! I'm bad at describing why I like the people that I do, but you're one of them! 💕" "also part of this is as crazy about her as I am, I kinda want her to ask me out? that almost never happens D:<" help i forgot how to ask a girl out i'm dating five girls and i forgot "and like she said ""you're cute"" in the context of linking that Inteleon/Salazzle art I just retweeted and she's an Inteleon and I'm a Salazzle and aaaaaaaaa that very specific furry-flavored species euphoriaaaaaaa 😍😍😍" "how hard am I crushing? oooohhhh about as hard as ""just got embarrassingly flustered when she messaged me 'you're cute' on telegram""" @Calliethulhu It's really quite unsettling. Even growing up with it I eventually lost my patience for it. "Okay but like, that Salazzle is literally me omg I love this piece so much!!! 😍😍😍" @DevourerRose Are you suggesting she's been infected by some sort of robot? @Trancister Well heck I feel even luckier to have become your friend then! @DevourerRose it's all so incredibly horny how have i never noticed this "@DevourerRose I DID think of the Clockwork Kazooie eggs, but I dismissed them because they're more like toys than babies. However being pregnant with robots is EVEN HORNIER, so," "@RileyTheRedFox @liddytronic I was never this far gone when I thought I was a guy, but I DO recall realizing shortly after I came out just how many women in movies and TV have like... impossible makeup, constantly. Transitioning opened my eyes to that. You're just trained to be blind to how silly it is." @KayleeSmerbeck lol I broke my thread but I thought of that too disaster gays recognize their own https://t.co/8aoiIBAEiU Cool cool cool I broke my own thread because Twitter's threads are broken and didn't show me this other reply I made and I forgot and now it's a whole thing. Other branch of thread is here: https://t.co/8aoiIBAEiU "@QueenStodge I mean I'd love for them to delve into really really obscure characters, but no one's gonna want those if they're hundreds of dollars a piece or whatever. There's space for them in the market so to speak, but the price needs to be right." "@RileyTheRedFox @liddytronic Cishet boys are spoiled by countless fantasy and sci-fi media depicting women looking flawless even in like, battlefields or survival situations. So they just start thinking that's what ""normal"" is for women in media (maybe even women IRL, oof)" lol he went protected but here's the genius tweet for posterity https://t.co/yXfnDqK8xN "@QueenStodge I just can't imagine them getting away with those prices when Pulse exists. What characters could they possibly have that justify the old pricing model? None that I'm gonna care about, that's for sure." "Also I haven't played any of these games, but she's sapphic, right? Possibly lesbian? Need I say more?" "@QueenStodge As long as the exclusives are priced and available in comparable numbers to the Pulse exclusives, I'm happy. I'd love to go to a BotCon one day but I doing I'll ever be able to at this point. Maybe if a bunch of my friends were going..." @Kaelyrhn NO @Calliethulhu @Just_fionna Yay nearly there! Sorry our country is so ridiculously huge lol @PhyrexianThot omg your glowup is legendary 😍 "goddammit now I'm on an E G G laying kick again, help >.< 🥚" "I mean like this is almost Word of God here so I guess Kazooie really is pregnant all the time! Goals, honestly" @BirdTickIer That's not... that's not how eggs work That's not exactly how egg laying works but nice horny tweet! proud of u @kajikia_ omg 😍💦 @PrissyOrcGF omg Morgaaaaaaaan!!! >//////< 💦💦💦 @BirdTickIer cuuuuuute 😍 @Trans_Astral It's good that you tried 💕 @Trans_Astral ewwwww :/ @OneLameShark Repaint of the JP figure they released recently I assume? I definitely want them both lol @msmaddiecakes The people I'm talking about have nothing to do with you? Please stop being so hard on yourself for no reason. @msmaddiecakes How could that in any way be your fault? @Notactuallysmol PRETTY TREE @StebMcDreb omg someone who agrees with my weird love of HBP @Notactuallysmol (seriously tho that's a neat looking tree :3) @Notactuallysmol A DICK :D @Notactuallysmol Water wheel? @Notactuallysmol I'm excited to see more! :3 @Notactuallysmol That'd be really cool! @Notactuallysmol IS THERE A LIGHT IN THERE??? :O :O :O @FrigidElfChild CUUUUUUUUUUTE 😍 @FrigidElfChild awwww is it because you're too tiny? :3 @PhyrexianThot hi ur very cute :3 @sillygaymiria having no balls rocks so hard HIGHLY recommended @CamiDoesScience I love all of these but especially the sounds gay one @Trans_Astral Depression. A therapist could help but if it's a cost thing keeping you from going again I understand. @Trans_Astral 💕 @UntitledGay I mean those kinks basically overlap for me so mood @sillygaymiria it's literally the perfect color @KittenFemme I TWEETED SO FAST I FORGOT THE EMOJIS I INTENDED SO HERE THEY ARE: 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @KittenFemme SO EXCITED FOR YOUUUUUUUU @Calliethulhu Yay! Welcome to America! :3 "@0xc0ffea Just reply to your own tweet and it usually makes a thread, yeah. Not sure how you missed that?" @CateSpice *long sigh* @PrissyOrcGF OMG PLEASE SUFFOCATE ME "So threads are broken again on both desktop AND mobile, nice" @DevourerRose @oh_hey_its_madi huge disagree 😤 @l4dyb0ners @transangell It's such a cute idea and your reactions are only making it sound cuter! @transangell @l4dyb0ners YESSSSSSS OMG @Q3w3e3 unbearably cute tbh @StebMcDreb @perfect_0028 th this is horny "At this rate I'll be at 7k next month wtf Get ready with those screencaps for 6,969! Don't let me down, friends!" "There was a plateau at like 2k followers if I remember correctly? Somewhere around there? And I was stuck there for something like 6 months, but I've yet to find the next plateau. I hit 6k nine days ago and I'm already at 6,300, it's wild." @UntitledGay Gender is SUCH a fuck "@Trans_Astral That's BF, yeah? Not the same as a therapist, but it's something. Therapy would still be a really good idea if it's available to you at all :/" @nyaakat You two are just so unbearably cute together I swear 😭💕💕💕 Dance log continues through Shado-Pan Monastery! https://t.co/rzoOYTHyph @nyaakat Omg that's so wonderful!!!! @sqwrrkpon I have and it is! "@Trans_Astral I think the truth is I wouldn't have been able to because I care about you too much, but luckily for both of us that wasn't what happened. is therapy still a thing for you?" "@WhaleHorned I mean it's less useful to me given I had the surgery in December, but it's a link I should definitely share with others, thank you" @Trans_Astral Nah you'd still be stuck with me and countless others because you're a good person deserving of love. I'm so endlessly happy that I get to be your friend. Are you still seeing a therapist about this stuff? @DrippinPitch @Holly_Wr3n There's already enough caution surrounding this surgery to scare off countless transfemmes who would otherwise benefit from it. I'm sorry I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you and I'd like to end this conversation here. @DrippinPitch @Holly_Wr3n Not that I'm aware of @MagsVisaggs Thank you for sharing. I hope the real healing starts soon 💕 "Wait no I got that backwards, American accents means February. Dates are weird" Everyone has American accents so I'm assuming April BUT HOW CAN I BE SURE I'm watching a Ripto's Rage playthrough and I have to know: Is Hunter's birthday February 24th 1975 or April 22nd 1975? "(I know the point of that tweet was to tell the racists talking about the new virus to stop being so racist, but it's also extremely relevant for living in the US starting in 2020)" Our pork industry is now regulating itself starting this year so this sort of shit could happen again soon. Don't eat pork in the US if you can avoid it. @Trans_Astral I love you tons and I'm here if you ever need to talk about it 💕 @loadnabox It involves the prostate as well as another gland people keep needing to remind me of lol @Esper_Lily I had the same thought! And yeah I simultaneously fantasized about getting a vaginoplasty while insisting I wasn't trans lol Eggshell was dummy thick "@Trans_Astral You might not be able to make it better, so practicing what you're gonna do when you can't get that external validation is extremely important." "@Trans_Astral It's an admirable thing to try, and I'm not saying you shouldn't, but I know you & you need to understand that you can't pin your self worth on what those people think of you. Some of them may never forgive you, and for those people the only healthy thing for you to do is move on" @Trans_Astral Emotionally hurting yourself won't make it better. You know that. @Trans_Astral Neither will beating yourself up about it. "@Trans_Astral There's a difference between being a sex positive slut and not respecting boundaries and I know you're the former, not the latter, so I don't want the pendulum to swing too hard in the other direction just because you're beating yourself up needlessly." "@Trans_Astral Then you can work on that, but given that you're doing the mono thing now it's not really something to obsess over right now, right?" @Trans_Astral Not everyone you're gonna meet going forward will remember these rumors. Trans Twitter operates on like a five year cycle at best. This too shall pass 💕 @Trans_Astral I'm saying it's not possible when they are primed to be needlessly suspicious. Don't dwell on this. @StebMcDreb 😘😘😘 @Trans_Astral It breaks my heart to see you buy into this this that's obviously meant to break you. Don't listen. You're better than those dedicated to hating you say you are. "@Trans_Astral You're beating yourself up again unnecessarily. This isn't rational thought. In any romantic interaction, one person has to be the initiator. As long as they listen to signals (and you do), there's nothing wrong with that." @Trans_Astral So relax. People who see you for who you are understand you're not a bad person 💕 @Trans_Astral What I'm saying is that isn't possible if their first impression of you is the one they got from the trans Twitter rumor mill. "@Trans_Astral My ex thought you were hitting on her when it was just a compliment you gave and then immediately forgot about. I think some people who are told ""This person is abusive"" look for ways in which their interactions might've been worse than they initially thought." @Trans_Astral Okay so the full story here is... there was some discomfort and both parties acted fine. I don't know the full context here but this feels kinda barrel-scrapey Been a jackalope for a while but I'm trying a Salazzle on for size for a bit~ 🦎💕 @StebMcDreb omg I'm girl you should kiss me!! "@sextoyspolitics WE'RE ALL JUST KINDA WINGING IT TOO, GOOD LUCK" @WillowPoss Oh no!!! I retweeted your Patreon link and I wish I could do more :/ I hope this works out somehow 💕 @vexwerewolf Cloud is the best anime girl @Calliethulhu Eeeeeee so excited for you!!! 💕💕💕 @SeanWithersDraw Right??? @nyaakat awwwww! D: @nyaakat look it was really important that they found that I for one am glad @kalesmash13 I actually wrote Spiro first and had to correct it lol I wonder how many people bought the Spyro trilogy and only played the first one. That definitely describes me and I've been meaning to go back to it... "@Meercreate (joke about an old YouTube channel if you don't get it, sorry XD)" @Meercreate Hey Vsauce! Kathryn here. Can neovaginas... self-lubricate? @nyaakat LOL I didn't even mean to make that pun but it's a VERY accurate one :3 @ArtyMaus They make really lovely lube specifically for vaginas that I quite like :3 One of the lies I told myself back before I believed I could be trans was that I would never get a vaginplasty because I thought it was a given that neovaginas are fundamentally lesser than cis ones. I don't want another transfemme to go through life believing that lie. "Like the bottom line here is if you want a pussy that looks and acts like a pussy, you should get a vaginoplasty. The risks are real, but you wanting a vagina is also real. None of the risks are common/likely enough that it should be discouraging you." Read my GF's smut! :3 "But if I try to use casual language about it some folks get pissy at me. Speaking like a doctor or a scientist in casual conversation makes it sound like you're unsure. What I don't want is to add to the uncertainty Statistically, you're gonna be happy with your surgery results" "With surgery like this there's always risks! But if you're transfeminine, have genital dysphoria, and can access GRS, I *highly* recommend it. Your fears about it are probably unfounded and based in misinformation. That's overwhelmingly the impression I get." I see a LOT of transfemmes also worried that sex won't be pleasurable after surgery. EVERYTHING I've heard from post-op transfemmes with only a small handful of exceptions tells me that's not the case. So I think it's fair to say sex will be pleasurable. "I meant it when I said when in doubt, assume a neovagina works like a cis woman's vagina/vulva. A lot of people with vulvas don't get wet enough for sex and need help from lube. My issue is that it seems like a lot of transfemmes are expecting their neovags to be like, bone dry." "Way too many (like, 3 that I've noticed but that's still too many) queer folks are getting upset that I said neovagina's self-lubricate, reading way too much into what I said and screaming at me as if I'm saying it's a 100% guarantee that you'll self-lube enough for sex." "@destructionset Do you consider it fallacious to say ""cis women's vagina's self-lubricate""? Because it is equally as misleading. There's always potential complications, but self-lubrication is the most common outcome. There's no need to fearmonger about potential complications." @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF I KNOOOOOW IT'S THE BEST I CAN'T WAIT @NatalieGRoman Yeah I mentioned later in the thread it probably won't be enough for sex. @ExistentialEnso I've done the same. What a weird thing to get mad about. "@Sleepy_Cassie I'm not cleared for sex for another 3 weeks, but that isn't true based on talking to other transfemmes about it" @PrissyOrcGF IT REALLY SHOULD~ @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh I hope she shares pics~ Is this... THE tattoo you've been talking about? >w> Technically more of a ranch but we're waaaaaay ahead of ya! :V @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF YESSSSS LET'S ALL GET WOMB TAAAAAAATTS "@destructionset I didn't say it was a guarantee. My point was it's as accurate to say neovaginas self lubricate as it is to say that of cis women's vaginas. Yes, there are exceptions, but they're exceptions, not the rule, contrary to what many cis doctors will tell you." @SubbyRana @NSalamanderFW 😘 @PrissyOrcGF Neat! Mine will probably be VERY pervy and will look like a uterus mixed with hearts. As is tradition 😤 "@Kateismyfate @raenoleah @blaze_casual Even I don't know all the methods. I just got the one my insurance was cool with, which was penile inversion, but I dunno if there's different types of that kind." @PrissyOrcGF EEEEEE HELL YES LET'S DO IT~! @PrissyOrcGF MORGAN LET'S GET WOMB TATTS AND GET RLY RLY PREGGERS @xoRinaLo @hoseokmytitaes That's another big thing I think more transfemmes should realize! Not even every vagina that folks get from birth lubes up perfectly on its own! "@she_gotThis @coolbreezechloe But also keep in mind the skin that was my outer penis skin changes while it's the inner vag. It's more naturally mucus-y now. Again, maybe not enough for sex, but it's NOT the same kind of skin you have on the rest of your body." "@she_gotThis @coolbreezechloe Haven't had sex yet as I'm not cleared for that until 12 weeks after surgery (3 more weeks!). I'm pretty sure I'll need lube for sex, but that doesn't mean I'm not really really wet while turned on during foreplay lol. Really wet doesn't necessarily mean ready for sex." It's almost sad that they might not realize they're ready to hate whatever they see. Like I could show them a cis woman's vagina and they'll point out how OBVIOUSLY fake it is. Really quite pathetic. "Transphobes are already looking for a reason to invalidate neovaginas, & vaginas of all kinds are already seen as ugly by anyone who's even a bit misogynistic. If you're looking for a reason to call a vag gross, you'll find it. There's no winning with bigots" "Not that I'll be posting vag pics for the sake of transphobes, mind. I'm posting them because I'm an exhibitionist slut who wants to get into porn, lol." "@RozKaveney No such thing with me! It was a really cute story, thank you! 💕" "@NewWestGames SO awesome! It's incredible how much the body already ""knows"" to do with the new parts!" "I didn't know the exact terminology, but this has been my experience as well so I'm adding it to this thread for more people to see! :3 https://t.co/733KVWGySl" "@ComradCapacitor I THINK really early versions of the surgery removed the prostate, but luckily I don't think anyone does that anymore." "@kne42 I just got what I assumed was the basic penile inversion technique and I'm nice and wet. You're the first out of hundreds of post-op trans women I've talked to about this to tell me that. It does happen of course, but it doesn't seem to be very common." "@TawniSofia I appreciate where you're coming from, but I'm not posting vag pics for the sake of transphobes. I'm posting them because I want to. Can't wait to, honestly." "@lexingripping You're so welcome! Should say ""sex OR dilation"" but my phone sucks sometimes lol" @valerie_dorr Still though! You seem cool 💕 "@EmilyR_Fox I will definitely be tweeting about it a TON as soon as I try it, don't worry 💕" @liddytronic That's a REALLY good point lol So many transphobic bullshit around neovaginas involve being weirdly impatient lol "LOL some transphobe replied to my neovag lubrication tweet telling me I have a dick and not a vagina because ""[I] have no proof"" Oh sweetie, as SOON as this is healed enough for prime time I'll be posting LOTS of pictures of my vag on my AD, don't worry~ 😘" @omar44188370 Oh neat someone deadnaming me! I've never gotten a chance to report someone for that! "@lexingripping You get wet. Maybe not wet enough for sex ity dilation without a bit of extra lube, but you DO get wet. Dunno why cis doctors keep lying to us about it." @she_gotThis @coolbreezechloe Not a doctor and I don't fully understand the question @valerie_dorr Well then I'll follow you so you're not so alone 💕 @EmilyR_Fox I'm not cleared for sex for another 3 weeks at least but everything I've heard from other transfemmes sounds like sex is great 💕 Oh also mine doesn't self-lubricate enough to dilate. Hopefully I'm not giving the wrong impression here. Your neovag will not be bone dry! That's the main takeaway here. @QuillaTheHun Nope! I just know I didn't get some rare or new technique as far as I know @DreadfulPaige @profharbinger Nothing is TMI for me no worries lol @FrigidElfChild @SquireOfCydonia CUTE OMG @Sunset__Snow @raenoleah @blaze_casual Well that wasn't my surgeon and every transfemme I've talked to who's had this procedure done can self-lubricate "@CookieCyboid I uh, I think I might know at least one of them lol" @julesprom @CookieCyboid Prostate mainly @ConfusedSwitch Omg forget the flirting and get in my slit @uselessneetgirl Holy shit that's really cool! @ConfusedSwitch Oh~ Well first step would be to find an egg laying girl willing to make you into one of her eggs and I might just know a Salazzle who would love to~ @ConfusedSwitch which one? being the egg or laying it~? @uselessneetgirl Ooooh I didn't know specific hidden abilities are gained from playing the VC titles? Might actually play Silver on 3DS if that's the case... "@ManjiButt My inner vag is mucus-y like you'd expect. Sure there's some sweat down there, but that's not what my wetness is primarily made of." Foxy dance party in a Mogu palace! https://t.co/sfIIevMHOx @winemomicorn whomst among us doesn't "@Holly_Wr3n Okay NONE of that is true, both from my own experience and talking to a ton of other transfemmes about it." "@ManjiButt No these are very obviously girl juices, heh" "@LisaTMullin I'm working within the limits of where the healing is at, don't worry 💕" @ManjiButt Makes sense honestly! @cherubelly omg hot! 😍 "vag was feeling a little stiff/very mildly sore and I'm thrilled to report masturbating somehow helped, so, just gonna call this my own kind of healing" It was AN UNDERSTOOD GIVEN between us that I think/talk/interact with others in a more feminine way. And yet she was somehow surprised when I came out as trans lol Okay but this is literally me and my mom lol @Mewociti Mimikyu is the only one I'm aware of off the top of my head! They weere introduced last gen https://t.co/xBni4ZgcKu @Mewociti Ghost followed closely by Fairy :3 @Claugustus1 @transamus @NewGenderWhoDis fair lol "@Claugustus1 @transamus @NewGenderWhoDis Any old /co/mrades out there remember Dr. Sivana? The tripfriend, not the Captain Marvel villain. She was like, an openly gay girl on /co/ and I remember really admiring her (I WONDER WHY)" @Claugustus1 @transamus @NewGenderWhoDis I was DEFINITELY in as many Pony threads as I could be on /co/ (they went FAST) before the great Pony exodus (I didn't post that much on /mlp/ as I felt a lot of the magic was gone). I think I have screenshots from those days that show my old tripname being embarrassing. I'm hoping Gen VIII eventually adds the Totodile line so I can finally bring Lockjaw to Galar 💕💕💕 "When I played SoulSilver for the firs time, I picked Totodile of course, and I named him after the Toto I had way back in the Gen II version of Silver: Lockjaw 🐊💕" @BossPuppy87 That's for the better. But you didn't have an embarrassing online origin story so that's a plus! @MayGriffin64 I... I literally had THE Susan reply to a tweet on mine earlier. Not sure how to feel about that. the gender euphoria from masturbating like a woman is seriously the strongest power in the known universe @Kaelyrhn @glompix Millennial transfemmes come in two types of embarrassing origin story. Don't have an embarrassing origin story? Then that list wouldn't apply. @caraesten Turns out our vaginas are just vaginas! Like it sucks that that's surprising! @okbillybunny @MaiaFranklyn I was on Gaia for years and I wish I thought to seek out a trans guild 😭💕 "@msmaddiecakes @Tuplet I mean I don't know for sure because I didn't have bumps on mine, but the skin looks and feels completely different now. I don't think you can base how your vagina will end up based on the skin you have there now." @Tuplet @msmaddiecakes Yep! The skin inside my vag is not like the skin that was on the outside of my dick despite using the exact same skin. @msmaddiecakes I got penile inversion. That's the type of surgery I'm talking about. It won't be a dry hole. @CatkinsLap @PhyrexianThot @coolbreezechloe I haven't heard of that either. Wonder if they did that for me? No idea "@okbillybunny Yeah cis doctors and surgeons really undersell the lubrication, it's weird. If you're leaky now, you will be after surgery for sure 💕" @PhyrexianThot @okbillybunny so far I've cummed quite a bit too >////> @okbillybunny Yeah I think Bowers was the one who taught my surgeon? I'm bad with names. Had no idea there was a risk I might not get self-lubrication with this method >.> @blaze_casual I'm hoping it'll all be awake by like the 6 month mark? Maybe? So frustrating x.x @mode_view I guess that is pretty rad when you put it like that >.> @Susan_Larson_TN I've already felt a TON of those for weeks now but they don't seem to happen on any kind of reliable schedule frustratingly enough D:< I guess I shouldn't complain too much tho since I have orgasms worked out >.> But imagine how much BETTER they'd be if all my nerves were awake! "@coolbreezechloe If I'm not mistaken, your prostate makes the lubrication after a vaginoplasty but I'm not a doctor" @blaze_casual More girls with vaginas should embrace lube anyway imo "@blaze_casual Yeah I don't know why so many cis sources of information mislead like that. I even had a therapist, one of the ones I needed to get signed off for surgery, WHO HAD THE SURGERY HERSELF, tell me that it won't self-lubricate D: Touching it now I can tell you she was very wrong lol" "When in doubt, assume a neovagina operates the same way a cis woman's vagina/vulva does." "@Trafalgard I think as long as they don't remove your prostate, lubrication should be possible. And I don't think most versions of the procedure remove that?" @pissedoffgeese Oh nooooo that's so slow >.< @FrigidElfChild just speaking truth :3 @Esper_Lily @lisaquestions Anecdotally it isn't a crapshoot "Maybe in some cases not enough lube for sex, but that's true of a lot of cis girls too. Personally mine hasn't healed enough to test this, but if we're just talking about lubrication in general? That's the norm, not the exception for neovaginas." "I dunno who needs to hear this, but: Neovaginas (ie, the vagina you get from a vaginoplasty) self-lubricate It pains me how often I see transfemmes not knowing about this." @LittleLambJenny @Notactuallysmol MY egg~ "@Esper_Lily @lisaquestions It makes me so sad how often transfemmes don't know about this. It needs to be said more often. Lubrication is the norm, not the exception with neovaginas." "@LittleLambJenny @Notactuallysmol Mmmmm it must feel like forever given this is all she's ever known~ I should know, I laid her :3c" @Hypnothulhu Omg I might have to read this after everyone else goes to bed 👀👀👀 "@FrigidElfChild WHAT A CUTE, PATHETIC DICK OMG" "@LittleLambJenny @Notactuallysmol aw, she thinks anyone can understand her in there~" @OzmaRacc hell yeah!!! https://t.co/V6i0NzduCA @a_alice_nsfw 🥚🥚🥚!!! @Notactuallysmol @LittleLambJenny Gosh that's cute!!!! Like I sat on my vulva wrong somehow and it fell asleep D: "The more nerves that wake up in my new vag the more frustrated I am by the nerves that haven't yet reconnected >.< Like, it's long past feeling like it's MY vulva but it's still half asleep and that's so annoying???" @tiptransformed *Eggcellent @LittleLambJenny @Notactuallysmol Eggs can't use phones! What a mystery @tiptransformed Hell yeah 🥚 "@LittleLambJenny @Notactuallysmol Just muffled, cute noises 💕 She's still MANY months from hatching, tho~" @PhyrexianThot At least we both figured it out eventually 💕 @Notactuallysmol @LittleLambJenny She's all talk. Just a helpless little egg in my clutch~ @PhyrexianThot Oh no :/ "@PhyrexianThot I mean, same lol At 12 was the first time I wished I was a girl :/" @PhyrexianThot Mood lol @PhyrexianThot omg I wish I did 😭 "@LittleLambJenny Mrrrrrr, good little egg~" @PhyrexianThot Holy heck I didn't realize you'd been transitioning so long! Impressed you remembered lol "@LittleLambJenny Exactly! Melt inside my womb as you're put into your snug egg before I lay you, adding you to my growing clutch~ 😘🥚" "@LittleLambJenny Gosh you're so cute of course I'll lay you, cutie!" @StebMcDreb omg fuck that person D:< "@LittleLambJenny Oh? You want me to lay you in an egg, little one~?" @LittleLambJenny Good~ 😘 omg it's me :3c @LittleLambJenny I think I might know a Salazzle who's interested~ @LittleLambJenny sure cutie! just gotta find a cute egg-laying sona to invite you into her folds~ :3 @leafwork YESSSSSS also open to being unbirthed into an egg tbh 🤔 @Tessa_Account Mmmmmm let's lay LOTS of eggs together~ >:3c "picture it: I'm a Salazzle, with a BIG clutch off eggs and more on the way, just constantly laying them daily~ that's it that's the tweet" Salazzle and Inteleon are LESBIANS and they're DATING @NikkiTheSlayer_ YESSSSS @WerewolfMoms can it be lots of eggs? asking for a friend >.> @nyaakat Yaaaaay! Good pup! :3 wanna lay e g g @mode_view You're gonna read this tweet in like six months and wonder how you were able to say such clear thoughts from inside your shell :P Okay. Moving to new place in probably about two weeks. Then I can set up my tablet and get this lewdness I have in my head onto the screen. I can wait that long! I got this! 👀 Sure every Pokemon lays eggs but that's mostly for gameplay convenience. For my Goodra and Salazzle sonas? E G G E G G E G G ALSO CONSIDER: E G G @Maple_Flapjack I was a /co/mrade too! @bunnarchist @nyaakat hhggghhhffgg!!! @bunnarchist @nyaakat hhhgghhggffh that reminds me I should really get more >//////> "@bunnarchist @nyaakat whhhyyyyyy does ""little one"" make me shiver >.<" @nyaakat @bunnarchist heeeeeey!!!! >/////> @ZJemptv CUTE :3 @mode_view @nyaakat lol no I'm not @nyaakat extremely hot all the time D:< @OzmaRacc girl same @nyaakat Hopefully! Shooting for summer but a few things have to go right first. It WILL happen at some point tho! I have too many friends over there 💕 @lisaquestions THE LUBRICATION IS SO GOOD "@nyaakat You're seriously one of my hottest friends, Kat. I know believing that can be hard sometimes but it's true. CANNOT WAIT to have some IRL fun with you~ :3" Anyway I think there's still some loose sutures or something near my clit and I'm trying not to play with it or ruin anything down there but it's hard D: Got these new parts waking up and it's really fun to finally touch them as they feel more and more like me :3 "Also usually it's hard to get a grip on much of anything down there. The term ""moist"" seems most adequate here 😳" "There's such a world of a difference between feeling your clit and touching it. I know it's there (can feel it twitch when I get horny >.>) but with a lot of stuff still being numb, I usually can't find it to touch it unless I'm turned on." @ThatsSoTrinda Penile inversion worked really well for me! "@ThatsSoTrinda Denver Health, I don't remember what my copay was but my insurance took care of most of the cost, and I'd DEFINITELY recommend them!" "@LapineWitchGirl m-maybe I'll try getting bred first you know, for the lolz? >.>" @aluminumcuffs @ConfusedSwitch whomst among us "@ConfusedSwitch That's what I get for always picking the ""permanent"" option on the FictionMania and/or multisearch >/////<" @GenderBanana 😳😳😳 "@SixArmedSweater they'd probably both look REALLY cute all tied up in a spider's web... hypothetically, of course~" @TrexPushups @jessica_tadaa @3ryc4 My workaround was dissociating at the urinal 🙃 Urinals are damn near traumatic imo @PhillyNSFW You're seriously a hero "Okay, put Karsh in the fire, we need to make him squishy to take damage BUT DON'T KEEP HIM THERE NO-- aaaaaand the tank left" "I dunno Cata was the first WoW expansion I got serious in so while this stuff isn't necessarily obvious if you haven't looked at a guide, it's second nature to me" I am... the Cataclysm tutor Can't do much when the tanks don't listen tho >.< Me: Awwww why is there no one in the Cataclysm random dungeon queue? I love Cata stuff! *every group that takes an hour to form ends up with a tank that doesn't know how to run Blackrock Caverns' specific boss requirements that aren't tank & spank* Me: ...oh @ErisGael this is how it starts uwu "@ThatHeckinRobin It'll still be wonderful, even if you can't feel the excitement. That does sound like it sucks, tho :/" @ThatHeckinRobin Is it fair to say you were waiting for it for a while? That can kill excitement for sure. Also it might not start feeling real until it's closer. @EsserZed I bet that happened to me too a few times but I'll never know 🙃 "Anyway that was the only way I was ever able to finish writing assignments in school: By forcing myself to finish them and fight through the feelings of ""this is trash omg omg I hate this"" and then NEVER reading what the teacher wrote out of overwhelming embarrassment." "And then like, what's the feeling when you know someone ELSE felt that way" "Is there a word for that feeling you had in high school/college where you know your work is just dripping with that feeling of ""I made this in under an hour with popsicle sticks and scotch tape and I'm not even going to read your grade so let's just get this over with""?" "I wish we could live in a world where creative endeavours like that never have to feel forced. I have no doubt this happens because the YTer in question needs to keep the lights on, but I wish it was possible for all of them to just let projects that aren't working sit for a bit." "F--, see me after class" "you ever watch a smaller/struggling youtuber try to make a video essay but where the word choice, jokes, and overall thesis feels like it was a book report that was due the day after the night they frantically finished it?" @3ryc4 standing to pee sounds so weird but I did it for over 30 years wtf "@blaze_casual Yeah I kinda get that! It's a surreal experience feeling your body remap itself, for sure. And there are moments where I kinda miss my old girldick. It's better this way, but still" @sqwrrkpon gggoshhhh >////< @okbillybunny You got this! And you picked an amazing place to get it done! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @transamus I figured someone would. I posted with it for nearly ten years >.> Gosh I've been found out lol @sqwrrkpon how dare you Awaken such thoughts in meeee >/////< @blaze_casual I dunno if I get what you mean? >.> @RiotGrrrlJemma @JenDurbent @anozireth @persenche In both cases I'm making room for LOTS of transfemmes~ @RiotGrrrlJemma @JenDurbent @anozireth @persenche why not both? :P "@GBalend Yours was growing, mine is waking up, but it makes sense there'd be similar sensations! It's really quite fascinating :3" @nyaakat HECC D:< @JenDurbent @RiotGrrrlJemma @anozireth @persenche We're expanding as fast as we can! @lisaquestions HUGE MOOD Like we cheated life somehow lol @sqwrrkpon gfdsgfdhgdj >/////> "I keep coming back to the idea that the vaginoplasty I got was permanent. Wonderful, everything I could ever hope for... and permanent When you live your whole life thinking someone only swaps a dick for a vag in fantasies, it can be really surreal when it finally happens to you" @sqwrrkpon oh no my life really IS becoming a TG smut fic! >w> I'm sure there are more nerves to wake up but I feel so utterly *aware* of its existence the past few days and it's great but also a bit of a pain lol "clit is so very very AWAKE lately, oof x.x" @APrivateRobin That reminds me! I wanna add you to the list of friends I wanna visit if I can make it out to the UK this year! Can I DM you on this account? @nyaakat distance is bein real hecking homophobic rn @nyaakat hfdhsgfdhgh >/////> @APrivateRobin Gosh I bet it will be :3c @Hypnothulhu 🤔🤔🤔 @Hypnothulhu omg suffocate me plz @EntityofJustice @JubileeBlais you though!!! @APrivateRobin it really is lol @persenche If it wasn't for living the dream life on this ranch I'd move to Seattle in a heartbeat honestly. I feel this exact pain. It's resulted in me avoiding talking about Star Wars. That really sucks! you ever just meet a girl and have an incredible few days with her and then when she has to return to Seattle you get that post-convention depression except you didn't even go to a convention? because same @ArtyMaus (her name's Marl and I would LOVE if she saw this but I'm too shy to say anything more about her >/////>) @EntityofJustice @JubileeBlais aaaaaa cutie! 😍 not to be such a lesbian but I'm currently pining hard for a girl Can't spell Goodra without good! Or Salazzle without lez~ "I have this giant, expensive drawing tablet just collecting dust because there's nowhere to put it in the current living situation and I CAN'T WAIT to set it up at the new place and start drawing again!!!!" "Everyone's always asking where are my salamander sonas given my @, so I'm gonna double dip and design a Salazzle sona AND a Goodra sona! Because I can't pick and they're both Perfect!" Seriously WAY too much of that definition is accurate wtf "I'M GETTING ALL FLUSTERED & EMBARRASSED FROM AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION, HECC https://t.co/q7tv3ay03Q" @twunktwanktwink I considered saying that when I wrote the tweet and am kinda regretting that I didn't lol My vag is named The Office oh no "@TheNDqueerelf @Roishin_Rose I thought I had unfollowed her on accident but nope, she just escaped the hellsite :/ She's kind of a personal hero of mine lol" @LapineWitchGirl p-perma-pregnant? o.o @SweetBeans99 YOU ABSOLUTELY DO @transamus @NewGenderWhoDis (I was Blackarachnia's Giant Robot Tits. And I'm sure there are screenshots out there of me being awful. We all got better) @transamus @NewGenderWhoDis I mainly frequented /co/... "@WillowPoss Lidocaine cream was my secret, but I dunno if my sessions on my crotch were worse or better than had they been on my face" @lisaquestions IT IS 💕 "@Kaelyrhn It's ""all transfemmes with an embarrassing origin story"" which I assumed most people it doesn't apply to wouldn't want to be included in?" @RainbowOfRed @River_Enza @LeafTilde It was definitely Xanga. I had one too! "@GenderBanana I regret to admit that when I first came out in late summer 2016, when I desperately needed community, I posted on /cd/ a LOT, lol. Probably for the better that that place was and is kind of a ghost town." "@lisaquestions It happens so quick, doesn't it? When I try to think about my former dick I hit a memory wall. It was rather traumatic having that thing." @transamus @NewGenderWhoDis I mean... I was a tripfriend but I'm choosing to stay anonymous lol @ConfusedSwitch 😘 seriously it's keeping me awake x.x @_jaculus omg I thought you were replying to a different tweet I'm such a stoner I'll be posting pics on my AD as soon as it's all healed 💕 clit feels really sensitive rn in the worst way >.< @Esper_Lily I love Cabin in the Woods! Probably the only horror movie I might still watch >.> @_jaculus C U T E "@_jaculus Nope! Confirmed cute, cutie~" @_jaculus lol I dunno @_jaculus VERY cute! :3 @Tuplet @gaygetheory I was a /co/ regular and they were pretty wholesome compared to most other boards. "@gaygetheory It seemed way more harmless in the sense of affecting the real world outside the internet, but it was not that much less awful back then. I was just younger and edgier." @NewGenderWhoDis I remember actual discussions I'd have on there with other eggs about why we weren't transitioning 🙃 Eggshell was dummy thick back then @NewGenderWhoDis /d/ sure was for /d/ickgirls "@MaiaFranklyn I too posted on Gaia! Loved that place :3 Honestly the original tweet idea I had was like ""pick your early 00's millennial internet user subclass"" and it was gonna include Gaia but maybe I workshopped the joke too hard lol" @waitworry could have been worse! could have been 4chan like it was for me! D: millennial transfemmes who were always online in the early 00's come in two types of embarrassing origin story - something awful - 4chan I know a lot of trans girls that love horror but for me I'm the stereotypical girl for that stuff lol. I still like the Alien movies but that's about it. Only through the fog of dysphoria was I ever able to endure horror movies x.x "I SAW LIKE, SAW 4(???) IN THEATERS WHAT" But I'm just trying to remember what willingly signing up for that kind of stuff felt like??? Was it because I wanted to feel something??? "I fucking willingly watched Paranormal Activity! And I loved it, but I couldn't sleep for DAYS. To this day still the scariest movie I've ever watched." I went through a horror movie phase during the exact same time in my life that I'm pretty sure I was dissociating through 90% of and that's really telling in hindsight. Before first puberty or after second puberty? Way too scared to watch them >.> "@CaseyExplosion Honestly the gore is all I remember and it kinda fucked me up, lol. I think this might've been the last horror movie I ever watched. Just lost my taste for them :/" @EmpGonzo I don't usually take note of titles @_NebulaPlays It works EXACTLY like you think a pussy should! :3 @degeneration What's to rage at? That's correct 😤 "It's so fucking incredible that my body knows what to do with this thing, you know? I guess it shouldn't surprise me, but it's so awesome." "OH ALSO YOU CAN JUST KEEP AN ORGASM GOING, PRESUMABLY INDEFINITELY THAT'S A BIG ONE" @CelticAnarchy literally already said that while talking about this with my GF lol "There's like, different plateaus you can reach, and orgasms can come in varying intensities. It's VERY different." "honestly even with how reliably I've been able to make orgasms happen, I still feel like I barely know how to drive this thing" "so damn spasmy after orgasms now, gosh x.x" @mode_view None of us are experts on any of this starting out. You're doing fine 💕 @spookythewitch Fuck yeah they do! Plus I bet the previous guy wouldn't mind to much tho :3c @StebMcDreb saaaaaaaame ;_; There are moments where I doubt my vag will be fully healed in just 4 weeks but I just flipped between a picture I took today and one I took 4 weeks ago and HOLY HECK HOW DID I MISS ALL THAT HEALING IT DID??? @lisaquestions @TrexPushups https://t.co/v1YnWczsOS @StebMcDreb ALEXIS CAN WE SMOOCH PLZ @MaxieZeusGod That sounds awesome! "@MaxieZeusGod Never heard of it, no" "I'm just saying IF you told me a horny demoness possessed my body and erased my mind, replacing it with her own, that'd be completely in-line with my experience." me as an egg: reading tg smut stories to cope with dysphoria me as a trans woman: reading tg smut stories and being absolutely floored at how real they they can be was reading a smutty tg manga a couple days ago and there was this part where the guy-turned-girl talks about how she barely even remembers her previous life and it's so weird that stuff from a corruption kink can so accurately describe an actual trans experience @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur whomst among us @turnthelilypage Having a pussy rocks so hard 💕 @turnthelilypage Nice! Mine was on December 2nd 💕 @willowhasadick greatest reveal ever lol @kayoticks 💕💕💕 @kayoticks I highly recommend it tbh :3 @kayoticks I mean can you blame me? :P "@kayoticks 12 weeks, which is in 3 weeks and 5 days for me :3" @FrigidElfChild CHARLOTTE YOUR GIRLDICK IS REALLY CUTE 😍 @FrigidElfChild @Transjesster hell yeah! :3 @FrigidElfChild @Transjesster 👀 @FrigidElfChild awwwww too bad! maybe another time~ @FrigidElfChild I WOULD have asked if you wanted to take my new pussy for a test drive but I guess you can't now! :3c @FrigidElfChild awwwww! what a good girl :3 @StebMcDreb GOOD IDEA :O @a_alice_nsfw 👀👀👀 "@FrigidElfChild GOSH >/////> As soon as it's all healed you betcha, cutie~ 😘" it's real and like i can touch it whenever i want that's so fucked up but like in a good way @destroyed4com4t omg that sounds like a nightmare but more power to her i have a clit and like i TOUCHED it and stuff like wtf dude i have a pussy @ZJemptv You definitely are! 💕 "@ZJemptv whomst among us doesn't, really But seriously it's totally cool 💕" @YourBoswell Yeah having a mustache means you need more napkins. Comes with the territory lol Alanza's mission to dance across Azeroth with her people continues https://t.co/JfcSduiW8S @nyaakat plz~ 💦 "Masturbating (of the NON penetrative variety, don't worry I'm being careful :P) has GOT to promote healing in the surgical site, right? I don't care what the answer is I just feel better pretending I asked :V" "Took them long enough, but a welcome addition all the same 💕" "@undeadmooncat It was a tweet reflecting on how while being trans might not define us as trans people, we think about it a LOT early in our transition." "@deathpigeon I was just saying that even if we assume she's right and everything she implies with that (like that those friends are unprepared to answer those questions), it's a remarkably shitty excuse" "@deathpigeon Good, her friend's kids should ask questions. It's not your problem they're shitty parents unprepared for easy questions." Also: What the actual fuck I came out three and a half years ago what even is time "Nearly three and a half years since coming out, I'd rather be obnoxiously trans than assumed cis." @doublegearsys I completely agree and I'm thankful you and others reminded me of that 💕 "Like I dunno seeing some of my favorite people be like ""That's cool, but it does define me"" made me realize I was kinda just playing along with the perception of how transition is ""supposed"" to go for trans people, and fuck that, you know?" "You know what? All the other friends I had saying they almost DO kinda think their transness defines them made me rethink that tweet. Being trans is a really important part of me. I feel less in a hurry about it now, is all." @Calliethulhu I LIKE being trans a lot. I'm looking forward to continuing to be trans. I feel less in a hurry now I guess? "@Calliethulhu I go back and forth on the concept of ""post-transition."" I think in general it doesn't exist (though for some folks it totally does and that's fine), I just personally never felt closer. I dunno, I think I hold a lot of conflicting ideas about this stuff." @deathpigeon Bug friend! :D "@Calliethulhu Honestly kinda same. I'm just reflecting on how much I've cooled down on it since starting transition. It's still a very important part of my life, but I've never felt closer to ""post-transition"" than I do now." @QuestForTori well of course you are! everyone knows that ;3 @FakeEstrusFlask lol among my playgroup at the college I used to go to we called the last ability on a planeswalker card a final smash because it is a final smash! :V omg I've never gotten Nissa's final smash off with an Evolution Sage on the battlefield! My opponent folded! https://t.co/NyJ6Cw1BUS @IllCaesarer GODDESS those are goals @LittleLambJenny YESSSSSS >:D @ConfusedSwitch YESSSSSSS >:D 10mm is smol babby hole for babbies (i'm babby but i still want bigger) I guess this is my body's way of telling me it approves of my new 20mm piercing size goal :3 "My right gauge tried to make its way THROUGH my piercing (like, the opposite direction I'd use to take it out) in my sleep lol. It had almost completed its journey when I caught it in the mirror Guess it's nice and stretched out! :V" @lisaquestions 💕💕💕 "@Hypnothulhu wanna rub,,, 👀" @Tricliniangry mmmmmm sounds nice~ @PrissyOrcGF I'm looking! 👀👀👀💦 "@MrsStephinMerit GOALS, GOSH" "@RatRace123 Nope, doesn't hurt 💕" @MrsStephinMerit @lisaquestions @BellaRizinti 👀👀👀 hey it's like the beginning of conker's bad fur day https://t.co/Ki9bXXUEco @Kaelyrhn HUGE SAME the thiccest damn tail imaginable @StebMcDreb WANT THAT CHUMB @LittleLavvy OMG CUTE THO 💕 very curvy and slimy~ omg i need a goodra sona "@MaiaFranklyn like, REALLY gay stuff" @SubbyRana NICE "@_jaculus dfgdghfhdfr ffill me, gosh >/////<" fun fact when you point out my weird typos I just get embarrassed and not in the fun way @_jaculus oh gosh demonize me 😍😍😍 @mode_view 😘~ and of course she's not finished until you go juuuuuuuust over where you thought your limit for how big you want your new ass to be~ dildos for size queens @Nickle4aPickle Oh cool! I think it's a little less common for vulva-owners? Neat that we have that in common :3 @Kate_Bunni HEY!!!!! D:< @mode_view I LIKE THIS ONE "seriously no part of me has ever been overly manly except the width of my shoulders, which are approximately 50 feet apart" "actually a ""narrower shoulders"" summoning circle might be more efficient 🤔" "what do I put in a ""bigger hips and ass"" summoning circle" this is BULLYING @isthatyourmain Dammit I missed this from earlier! Congrats!!! @CookieCyboid Pro Gamer over here @deathpigeon I can't either gosh 😍 @SixArmedSweater m-mew >w< @SixArmedSweater hhhgggghhb 💦 @SixArmedSweater I wanna go shopping there >.< i'm such a gay bottom they swapped my dick for a pussy @MapleReam good kink "@NewGenderWhoDis I mean, getting FFS is just extreme forcefemming when you think about it" @NewGenderWhoDis truth 😍 @caraesten I dunno I guess I'm too sensitive for the wand to use it for anything but warming up? Definitely gets me close tho >w> "So far my massager toy has been good at warming me up, but each orgasm I've had with the new bits has been with my hand and that really surprises me." @StebMcDreb That'd be great! @Campfire_System of course <3 @Campfire_System I don't really know you super well @weedlewobble I didn't realize you were so cute omg! @DevourerRose *good guy dyslexia @DevourerRose I guess it does lol *long distance it's been a long day @artyorwhatevs @JenApparently (the answer is retcon) @Kate_Bunni Pretty much! @SofaJustice Happy to help! 🥰 @SofaJustice I believe it's called penis preserving vaginoplasty @SofaJustice You can! That procedure exists. @SofaJustice SO much better 💕 "Assuming my lost distance girlfriends are cool with it, I wanna have at least weekly voice chats at the new place where the internet is better. Want to hear your lovely voices." @TarynnWren You deserve one! "@quatoria I've always known this community worked this way on some level, but it's still kinda sad to see. I'm glad I made the friends I did, at least." @DevourerRose oh yeah then I definitely have that @RebeccaCuddles Sammy knows best! >w> @RebeccaCuddles hhhhhhhhh might need some of these >///////> @PrissyOrcGF @jimbohusky BEST CHARACTER ARC @PrissyOrcGF @jimbohusky B I G G E R @Trans_Astral *subservient* @Trans_Astral Dragon gremlins that are subservient to dragons @aliceincamera this is stolen valor @tthehoe I had a vaginoplasty :3 "@policyshift_fgc I never really stopped being able to have orgasms so that doesn't match my experience, no. Sorry :/" @sleepysheepo I have the quality filter on which among other things mutes notifications for newer accounts. Didn't notice him until my girlfriend pointed him out. @msmaddiecakes Yes and yes! "@EvelynBrynn It got way worse as I noticed the incongruency between how my body started to feel and how my body was still shaped, yeah" "@marleystary @NSalamanderFW It's really, really hard to explain I've found, sorry." @Vangelus Hahaha time is meaningless and we're all accelerating towards our inevitable death!!! 🙃🙃🙃 "@Vangelus I liked AOE too honestly and I liked TLK even more. The sixth movie in that franchise I legitimately think would've been really, really ridiculous and the best of the Bay movies. As much as I overall disliked that franchise, it's a CRIME we were denied Markie Mark vs Unicron" "@marleystary Not until it's healed, sorry :/ There's a separation on my perineum that's nothing to worry about, but looks kinda gross. BUT once it's all healed I'll be showing pics on my AD for sure: @NSalamanderFW" @Vangelus They should make it take place in 2007: - Retcon the old movies as a further show of goodwill - Get in early for the inevitable early 00's nostalgia we're gonna see in the next few years @lisaquestions Yeeeeeeeah get ready for the post-surgery chastity challenge :V @Vangelus They've won me over with Bumblebee so I'm game regardless lol (And honestly I even loved LTK way more than any person reasonably should) @LynxSwedish https://t.co/UTN6oO0yzP @Vangelus I somehow missed this news (rumor I assume?) but I've wanted a Beast Wars movie since 2007 so I'm pretty hype to hear this @NewGenderWhoDis Tonka Lesbian! "@MyNameIsGriffon @LeafTilde ""Kat those panties are dirty because you keep cumming in them"" ""OOPS guess I better wash them again~""" @maegodhavemercy That's below 50%??? Fuck that's my answer too then! "@marleystary It's not fully healed yet, but the vast majority of vaginoplasty results look like any other vag." @marleystary Dr. Jennifer Hyer! "Me ever since my physical therapist said I should be massaging my scars to help with healing: Fuck I don't know if I can manage doing even more shit on top of dilating, how am I gonna find time for that? Me after unlocking clitoral orgasms: https://t.co/PzRJpdfGDw" @NewGenderWhoDis THAMKS >//////< 💦💦💦 "that should really say 4 weeks because that's the 12 week ""fully healed"" mark, but i'm too loopy from the last orgasm to think straight and the joke still works anyway" "me in 12 weeks, breathlessly fingering myself for the 18th time that day (presumably): THHIS is HHEALING tHe SURGIcal SITE" help how do i stop shlicking "Pre-HRT: Struggle not to masturbate more than once a day Post-HRT (with increasing genital dysphoria): Struggle to masturbate once a day Me: Must be the new norm. Kinda nice, honestly. Post-HRT, post-vaginoplasty: I just came twice today and if it wasn't 3:30am I'd do it more Me: https://t.co/i2CFXHXSrf" "@1ightningstrike @LeafTilde @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis If you're interesting in WoW, starting after Shadowlands releases later this year is a good time to start. But it's an addictive time sink, so it's your call." @gydhjadottir 8 weeks as of Monday! My surgeon told me I was allowed to start trying clitoral orgasms At exactly 8 weeks and I was lucky enough to manage it on the first try lol @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis @LeafTilde It's actually going to get easier to level to max level once Shadowlands releases later this year. They're squishing the max level back to 60 and redoing how you do the old content. @NewGenderWhoDis @mode_view @LeafTilde They're races you have to grind rep and stuff to unlock. "@mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis @LeafTilde Owl races are not announced to be playable, tho as far as I know. And paying for new races has been a thing since BC. You buy the expansion, get new races :P Honestly allied races are arguably way more bullshit" "@mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis @LeafTilde The Lich King is now dead! Like, the concept of the L:ich King! It's fucked up the afterlife itself!" "@NewGenderWhoDis @LeafTilde @mode_view I rotate between Overwatch, WoW, and MtG Arena myself lol" @LeafTilde @mode_view @NewGenderWhoDis MOOD "@mode_view @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis While I haven't unlocked every allied race, the ones I have unlocked were really fun because grinding in WoW is kinda my jam lol" @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis Yeah I'm never gonna unlock Mechagnomes lol "@LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis There's a fair bit of grinding to unlock allied races, fair warning. It's really had to recommend to new players or players who haven't played in a while, unless you really want to dive into the deep end of playing CONSTANTLY" @mode_view I played a TON of Wrath back in the day and I know these dungeons backwards and forwards so the nerd comments were hopefully obviously meant in jest :P @mode_view Yup! @mode_view I get the bug words mixed up It was the one that ends with an Old God boss @mode_view I DUNNO BECAUSE I'M NOT A HUGE NERD :P even more foxy dance party https://t.co/XcaSmfcLQS @mode_view wow you even knew what dungeon it was NEEEEEEERD more foxy dance party https://t.co/dFX9ULcGb0 @CatkinsLap how adorably cishet @Tricliniangry EXACTLY "@lisaquestions Just like the first time I used both! Toy to get me warming up, hand to finish :3" @wehpudicabok @JSockess Lot of 4ch*nners following him. I don't think you'll find someone honestly wanting to learn. @TheCrystalStorm GOD YES "Two of his followers include people impersonating Chis-chan's parents, so, real top-notch 4ch*nners we got here Not sure why you'd out yourself by replying" "@tiger That would've been perfect, you're right." "Watching this video where the guy is saying ""woman cast members"" and it almost sounds dehumanizing? Maybe that's just me? Just sounds like he's overly adverse to saying ""female cast members"" because of the gross overuse as ""female"" as a noun by creeps." Female is not a dirty word! It's just an adjective. Use it as one. "Hot take: Using ""woman"" as an adjective is almost (ALMOST) as awkward-sounding as using ""female"" as a noun." "@Trans_Astral GOD, SAME" """Gene Roddenberry originally wanted Troi to be a four-breasted, oversexed..."" Me: Oh god, seriously? ""...girl with a dick"" Me: https://t.co/5EU7Dalsp9" "like sure, fuck the term hermaphrodite, but otherwise that would've been legitimately groundbreaking" wow i can't believe we ended up with the inferior version of next gen i feel so robbed D:< https://t.co/bYrMDGw5q8 "@PhyrexianThot AAAAAA I NEED TO TRY THAT, SHIT" @PhyrexianThot giving me the game genie booklet for vulvas here @PhyrexianThot omg we have one of thooooose >w> @Chopin_42 next milestone! @PhyrexianThot what about..... ........stuffie.............. @PhyrexianThot *furiously taking notes* "@mode_view Nope, good old office chair lol" "I guess given how reliably I can make these happen, I guess I just know my crotch inside out! Or, at least outside in :V https://t.co/etzH1SJpCk" @Chopin_42 It does! :333 @PhyrexianThot uhhhhh so far I've finished with my hand need more tests :3 "@PhyrexianThot oh fuck last night's gasm lasted really quickly but this one was like, ten seconds? at least? long enough that I was like ""wait this is gonna stop eventually right???"" a few minutes tho??? gosh >////<" @DevourerRose fhgffhh >//////> "fuck, I thought I was getting full-body orgasms BEFORE https://t.co/68DDdOOSnt" "It was definitely a moment of ""Oh my god it's still going???""" "This time the climax itself was way longer than I'm used to??? Normally that kind of trick requires a cutie to try some nipple play on me and even then it's not this, uh, juicy >////>" just had my second clitoral orgasm ama Rise of Skywalker is only 2% above the parameters and I'm now too depressed by how close it is to look for a better choice. @TheFintauSystem *hugs* :/ @RileyTheRedFox Depends on the pillow friend! @heynetters you should be ashamed @nyaakat HELL YEAH CUTE 💕 @CookieCyboid GOOD :3c @isthatyourmain You got this! Gonna feel great when it's over 🥰💕 @tinybird420 VERY hot tbh :3 @Nichellegurl Way more powerful and joyous than orgasms with the last toolset 💕 @Nichellegurl Well do you have any specific questions lol @ladymjmoriarty Please feel free! 💕 @Nichellegurl I described most of it in the thread following that tweet :3 @liddytronic @FakeEstrusFlask gosh >//////> In case it isn't obvious: The only way this could work is if they're scanning your face constantly. This is fucking terrifying @liddytronic @FakeEstrusFlask That tweet is blowing up for some reason lol @Kaelyrhn @LilEspace Right???? @caraesten It's true! Works like a charm! :V @Calliethulhu wow this tweet is really scraping the bottom of the barrel :V "@Boushi_Adams Because of the stuff I talk about on here, I can't even do the first part. I'm three steps away from being a full on porn account. No kids. Ever. For any reason." @3ryc4 Omg congrats!!! @OzmaRacc I feel this so hard Had a queer teen ask if they could DM me about surgery questions but I had to block them because my account is 18+ and I really need more kids to fucking read my bio because it breaks my heart not being able to help other queer people but there's just nothing else I can do. @Trancister YAAAAAY :3 @Trancister But it feels so goooooooood!!! @OzmaRacc TRANS FLANNEL @Trancister Muhahahaha >:D But heck you can try now! You should~ @GenderBanana @blaze_casual I really did!!! @wrenniferlh HUGE SAME I didn't scream but I had to stifle one. I didn't cry but I kept giggling uncontrollably. But yeah otherwise that was my experience too. It was beyond magical 💕💕💕💕 "The only kinda bad thing is there's a small flap of skin that might just fall off on its own because of how the separation happened which to me is really gross but it's totally normal and safe. Just, oof >.>" Surgeon looked at my vag and her reassurance helped SO MUCH. She's fairly certain this'll all be healed by the 12 week mark (4 weeks from now) and she also told me that neovaginas know exactly how they're supposed to heal. It's really incredible. "I dunno when it's gonna happen, but I suspect within the next few months: Be on the lookout for when I hit 6,969 followers because I NEED a screenshot of that lol" @DesDReac Omg I love it! Looks like it'll feel heavenly 😍😍😍 @FinalBossFemme OH gosh >//////> @FinalBossFemme I want to play along but I legit don't know where you're going with that >.< "@Doc_Wolverine You're a goddamn hero, Doc 💕" @FinalBossFemme he's not even all that anthro and he's hot what black magic is this @transfilmtheory take me with you @Calliethulhu Oh my goddess reading this added 3 years to my life @OzmaRacc they really are 🥰 @SeanWithersDraw Holy heck that's awesome! @SeanWithersDraw Yes!!! Omg how did we never realize this??? May 22 for me :3 @SeanWithersDraw Omg same! Were we born the same year and month??? @Trans_Astral YESSSSSS "@PrissyOrcGF Oof, can my rump boosts hurry up plz? >.<" @lunalovesbirds A lot of transfemmes report that post-surgery their brains kinda retcon their entire life and it's hard to remember having a penis. That's happening with me too. Having a dick was traumatic enough that it's hard for me to remember. Same might happen to you. @lunalovesbirds There's a version of the procedure that'll just give you a peehole and nothing else if you truly want nothing there. @PrissyOrcGF Fuck yeah!!! Praying to whatever dark goddess I need to that both of out ball removals embiggens our booties!!! @lunalovesbirds Yeah I'm too much of a bottom to refuse the depth lol "@lunalovesbirds I've wanted a vag since age 12 so I was ready for this and I'm really pleased with the results, for what that's worth." "@lunalovesbirds It depends on the kind of junk you want, really, and I know that can be hard to decide on. From what I hear if you get dysphoria afterward it can negatively affect how well your nerves are reconnecting so that's definitely something you want to carefully consider." "@lunalovesbirds I've only ever had a catheter in my vulva, and it didn't hurt removing it but it did feel real weird. It's VERY fast, though. Keep in mind it was only a week after my surgery so a lot of that area was still very numb." "@lunalovesbirds The big concern is ensuring you dilate for the first 6 months. Mixed reports suggest if you stop after that, regaining that depth/girth is possible, but to be safe, assume it's a rest of your life sort of thing." "@lunalovesbirds It isn't very well studied. Most surgeons will tell you it's the rest of your life, but it tapers off from 3 times a day to eventually just being once a week." "@lunalovesbirds Exactly twice now while peeing I've gone to adjust the penis that wasn't there, but for the most part I haven't experienced any phantom sensations or pain or a sense that there should be a penis there, but that can happen for some folks. My body was ready, I guess." "@lunalovesbirds Wetness is the rule, not the exception with neovaginas. Most doctors will try to prepare you for the opposite, though. Can't say if I get wet enough to handle sex on its own (lube will likely always be necessary) but I just don't know yet. I'm a somewhat wet girl lol." "@lunalovesbirds I was walking (slowly and carefully without being able to bend over, but walking) a couple days after my surgery, but walking became easier after the catheter bag was removed after a week. I would say around the 6 week mark walking felt basically back to normal, possibly sooner." @lunalovesbirds Nope! At worst it feels weird. Thee act of dilating is mostly boring. "@lunalovesbirds I'm not going to ignore questions, it's okay. What's up?" @lunalovesbirds Public is always okay if it's okay with you @Ryleigh1248 best feeling in the world 💕💦 @AmazonChique YEAH IT WAS A LOT LIKE THAT 💕 @Haffnium24601 AMAZING 💦💕 @norintha @SarahSwitchy Nah I recognized it as cumming. @lunalovesbirds Not at all! :3 ORBS @sqwrrkpon ooooh hot~ Anyway I might've gotten it first try but vulvas operate on some dark magic I have yet to master so I GUESS I'll just HAVE to keep practicing~ "There was a moment when I could feel it coming and I thought ""Awwww I could keep this going with some edging"" but then immediately was like ""No deal, that last hour I had no idea what I was I was doing, I dunno if I can get here again so we're doing this NOW"" and so I did 🥰" https://t.co/nx6oC8rhSG FIRST TRY BABYYYYYY TOOK LIKE AN HOUR BUT STILL COUNTS @CatkinsLap or at least more weed lol @blaze_casual oh hecc >////> it's so much better i feel so giggly warmed myself up with a massager but honestly i finished it off with my hand which is kinda surprising to me held that fucking thing in for 8 goddamn weeks fuuuuuuck first post-surgery orgasm achieved holy shit @blaze_casual you do? w-where? o.o @AngryNerdBird @LapineWitchGirl Ooooooh I love past rewriting stories! @blaze_casual >/////> @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps be a slut forever? >.> @blaze_casual WELP YOU'VE CONVINCED ME HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO @DesDReac lol I'm extremely online too I barely noticed "so like it's 11:30 the night before I'm allowed to start attempting clitoral orgasms and like I can probably slowly and carefully try some now, right? >.>" @blaze_casual In the credits of this video: https://t.co/nktvUY1Snt "@essaym22 For the most part, but he got in the crossfire during the recent discourse with Natalie and told some folks they were going too far with criticizing her. That's his worst Twitter crime I'm aware of." THEY USE THE TRANSFORM NOISE AS AN INSTRUMENT LIKE I CAN'T they made transformers 86 music sound even more electronic i'm basically cumming It credits two people's twitter accounts for that cover but I wanna know who to throw my money at for a download (assuming a full cover exists and it wasn't just commissioned for the credits?) Still going through old hbomb videos because it's good background noise for WoW and this is the first time I've ever sat through the credits of each one so I'm finding all the fun stuff post-credits after years Also the DARE cover during the Transformers video credits? FUCK yes "Earlier there was a comment that Vulpera should be able to run on all fours, then someone said they should be able to do it as a mount, so I replied with ""mmmmm I'd love to be mounted"" so maybe I set the mood a bit lol" @TinyVampBaby fhjgkdgjfdfgdskl w-wait >/////< "@LilEspace fdgdjkgbsd,laghdkg r-really? >/////>" @lisaquestions HUGE SAME "While technically I can't know for sure that I was once again grouped in a random dungeon with other queers, I at the very least was not playing with a bunch of cishet guys and that's awesome https://t.co/sCGWgICugD" @lisaquestions But yeah I completely get what you're saying. The relief is indescribable. "@lisaquestions I walk around bottomless around the house way more often lol (usually while going from the bedroom to the bathroom while dilating, but still)" @norintha Rogue's Passage is a classic. I have it in my Weird Science deck @mode_view @DesDReac @BabyGoth_6000 There's really no reason to apologize 💕 no more balls means more bottom heavy please oh please oh please @PrissyOrcGF yes hi I'm very bottom hello need thiccer butt @HyenaGrin Just makes me wonder where this all ends. Wonder if the left on Twitter and YouTube will finally drop him. @mode_view @DesDReac @BabyGoth_6000 why sorry? "@scots_dragon @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Ironically stemming from ""y'all are getting too uppity about Bernie Sanders' Twitter account acknowledging Joe R*gan giving his support""" "Unlike when I usually talk about internet celebrities apologizing, I'm not that invested in Peter getting better. Sure, it'd be nice, but I'm over seeing him as anything but an antagonist. I just wonder if at this point HE wishes an apology was an option." "Too bad Pete's entire shtick is somewhere between being too smart for you and totally not caring what you think, otherwise an apology might be an option. Might be able to get back some of that Social Capital." "@DesDReac @mode_view @BabyGoth_6000 (ie, long nails are bad for fingering, so if you have those, you're probably the one getting fingered)" @FrigidElfChild @Tricliniangry whomst among us @DesDReac yessssss *whines* "@a_alice_nsfw @CateSpice Mine doesn't say how many I have blocked for some reason, how weird" @squidlarkin He did a really good job for a couple years there convincing people (myself included) that he was one of the good ones @DesDReac hhhhggfghhgf but that'd be fun too >/////> @CiriAntares It's what most of my timeline has been today lol @DesDReac mmmmmm have your way with me plz~ @HyenaGrin Nice! @SweetBeans99 Holy shit that's awesome! Congrats! 💕💕💕💕 "It's so fucking funny how many leftists on here are subtweeting Peter's ridiculous GG take You really fucked this one up, Petey" @BabyGoth_6000 @mode_view someone who prefers receiving sexual stimulation rather than giving it @maccine_vaccine hell yeah same https://t.co/7R644A1L7r pillow princess rights @nyaakat That's really awesome! 🥰💕 @nyaakat aaaaaaaa I wanna experience this so bad! >w< @nyaakat two subby humpy moany grindy sluts~ @nyaakat oh! oh! I have a butt!!! :3 @DipCat2 Something you have to ask for. "@DipCat2 It varies a ton, but progesterone can sometimes help a bit with that." I just... can't wait to use this thing. It changes up sex and kink so much for me. I SERIOUSLY HAVE A PUSSY NOW OMG @ExistentialEnso Every time I re-read that sentence I have to fight my eyes to not glaze over. Like it's not completely devoid of meaning but jesus christ "@Trans_Astral @RaccoonGrrl a puppy gremlin is a lot like a raccoon, but fair" @Trans_Astral are you sure you're not a raccoon @Trans_Astral NEVAR! >:D @Trans_Astral yeah because you're fucking hot :P @deathpigeon Honestly I like reclamation too and you've got me thinking. @Trans_Astral bro that's awesome @deathpigeon That's valid. @litterboxhex @OzmaRacc gosh we're gonna need so many breeding stalls :3c "@deathpigeon Honestly what you're saying is WHY I say there's no such thing as being lazy. Lazy as a concept is entirely pejorative. Sure we could try reclaiming it, but I find it more constructive to throw out the term entirely." @litterboxhex @OzmaRacc omg y'all are speaking my language HARD This is why I suspect he's intentionally trolling us: Because his takes always stick in my craw so hard I end up writing giant threads about it. There's even more I want to say but I just need to stop I think. @null_convention (He's still using any pronouns right? Just want to make sure since blocking someone on Twitter hides their bio) "I normally don't have this much trouble parsing what leftists are saying? But most of his takes these days are just ""[garbled leftist buzzwords], also here's an awful take you can understand"" & I'm forced to assume he either doesn't know what he's talking about or is trolling us." "@Venomous9 I didn't think you were trying to get at me, it's cool 💕💕💕" "I'm not going to assume making all these concepts easy to understand is itself super easy (how would I know?), but if you're having this much trouble, maybe you're not the best suited to the platform you have." "I don't care how much more reading you do compared to me, if people ostensibly on your side continually misunderstand what you're saying, something is being lost in translation AT BEST. You're full of shit at worst." "@Venomous9 I use all-lowercase when I'm shitposting or, in this case, being sarcastic, sorry >.>" "Peter gives the impression of hiding behind big words to obfuscate his point when he decides the wrong people understood exactly what he meant and aren't buying it. Why else would he so often skip the part where he, you know, explains how he was misunderstood?" I can name you plenty of other internet leftists (I refuse to say breadtubers you can't make me) that I know for a fact read tons of theory but are able to distill all those ideas with language anyone can understand. Peter both wants left unity (seemingly without identity politics I guess?) but goes on giant tirades about how no one reads and his ideas make total sense if you just read more theory and he somehow thinks these two stances go really well together. sometimes people on the right are simply wrong and we don't need some overly verbose analysis of why they were actually almost sympathetic from a certain point of view "Something something neoliberals and their feminism, presumably. Such good points, wow /s" We don't even know WHY you're mad beyond people apparently not getting it. Are you angry that people on the left on this website pretty much across the board aren't cool with even implying GGers almost kinda had a point? Because that's not going away. Find another hill to die on. @ZoeGrimdark sooooooo frustrated *whines* "@ZoeGrimdark vvvery melty slutt, yess >////<" @ZoeGrimdark hghhghhhhf thanks >//////< 💕💦💦💦 "@IsabellaFelipeO You should REALLY play AHIT then. Not only would I say it's better than all of those games, but the inspiration clearly shifted from Rare platformers to Sunshine specifically mid-development and it shows in a number of ways." @IsabellaFelipeO I did too! I even got them to change my name in the credits from my deadname to my real name! But it won't go live until the next content release >.> Who knows if Casey's tweet would have gotten as many likes & retweets if it was directly addressing what Peter said (I bet it would) but it makes me really happy to see people responding way more positively to that then Peter's weird angry insistence that Casey should know better Also I love the I assume unintentional implication that what he's doing here is attempting a grift similar to Peterson's. "Like seriously when ALL you can say is ""I DIDN'T SAY THAT, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT"" and that's it, you give the hilariously overt impression that neither of those statements are true." """If you were smart enough you'd get what I was saying, but I don't need to explain myself further"" - Extremely smart person Peter C*ffin" "What you said was they were ""justifiably alienated by the neoliberal fetishization of feminism"" which to be fair isn't the same as saying ""legitimate"" but it's a lot of weasely words dancing around the idea of ""legitimate."" I'm OVERJOYED that you're pissed Casey isn't buying it. https://t.co/rhNWgnYbWE" nice https://t.co/qLLL2b6ykk @Elli_Trans gosh plz do~ I desperately want to be tied up but I especially need that one set up where the ropes go across my pussy? PLZ @DesDReac dgfsgsdhgdsdhdfhdfgdsafds 💦💦💦💦 PLZZZZ make me all stretchy to fit every inch~~~ @NikkiTheSlayer_ @DevourerRose Oooooh that'd be perfect! @Anomulus0 *moans soflty* I wish you coooould >////< @Anomulus0 oh goshhhh heck gosh >//////< plz~ "@NKGhidorah No, because while I love the Galaxy games, the way they mess with gravity makes it a wholly unique experience and not quite what I'm talking about. In the game I'm envisioning, gravity always points down." "@TransgurlTSB Girl feelings can sometimes take a bit to start being felt and everyone goes at different speeds, as much as that can suck :/" "Thinking about it like a game designer, usually bottomless pits are reserved for harder levels later in the game, but AHIT has checkpoints in its Time Rifts and you can start doing those fairly early on. I think that's the only thing you'd need to make it approachable." @WilloIllo You could still make the levels have vibrant colors with creative characters. It would just exist in a Bastion-like universe of floating islands. "The platonic ideal of a 3D platformer, if you will. both AHIT and Mario 64 initially built their engines with levels like that. In both cases they remain as Time Rifts and Bowser levels respectively. But imo it illustrates what I mean when I say that's distilled 3D platformer." "Finally played my Dinosaur commander deck for the first time last night, and the only change I decided it needed was a new name: It went from ""Jurassic Park"" to ""Open the Door, Get on the Floor"" https://t.co/hpp4XTk7Tw" "My ideal 3D platformer: - Controls like A Hat In Time, except add in Mario's side somersault - The entire game is just endless Time Rift/FLUDD-less Sunshine levels. Floating, rotating platforms in space. Just condensed 3D platforming to its purest core" @Anomulus0 gosh that makes it sound like you wanna breed me~ "I'm not NOT horny, but I could be way hornier and I wish I could put something penis-shaped inside me to maybe increase that feeling" "I'm not NOT horny today, but it's more like an extreme frustration I can't bottom yet D:< Four more weeks..." @itsviviactually I'm still forming the ideas honestly! But she also definitely has salamander hands. And she's green. @FakeEstrusFlask fair lol @FakeEstrusFlask I figured and that's cool. I was mainly just responding to Peter and I didn't want to make my own screenshot lol "Or like, invent some no true Scotsman bullshit about how it's all liberals who are trying to get us to turn against our beloved perfect saint of a savior. Again, I like Bernie too. This isn't the way to do this." But what you can't do is either: - Pretend there's nothing to forgive - Try to force everyone else to forgive that person by screaming at them I really hope I don't have to explain why those tactics are doomed to fail. One of the most basic things you have to learn to do as a leftist is have a framework for how you're going to forgive others when they fall prey to how shitty this world constantly teaches us to be. Learning to do that is part of growing up. And keeping this movement intact. 2016 never ends! It's just more yelling at each other because there's this sense that a political candidate should be perfect and flawless and criticizing their flaws or agreeing with those criticisms means you'll never vote for them and they're the devil apparently!!! 🙃🙃🙃 "But the rest of the people on that ""side"" of this debate are really just (justifiably) yelling at people trying to tell them it's not a big deal. As trans people, that's a huge red flag and really shitty thing to say to us. Makes us feel REALLY unsafe. And it's so easy to avoid." "I've seen... maybe two(?) trans people say they no longer support Bernie because of this. And that's their right to do that, because that's your only bargaining chip when you're part of any political movement: Your vote." Can anyone find that video of a young Pete kicking himself in the nuts on the Steve Harvey show because once again it's relevant "At this point Pete is either malicious, hilariously ignorant, or purposely trolling the corner of the left that still listens to him. Starting to think it has to be that last one." "Peter, extremely wise: Maybe the feminists were asking for it, ever think about that?" "Us: Hey a ton of men participated in a coordinated harassment campaign that ruined the lives of multiple people Peter: yeah but like, neoliberals fetishize feminism, so, you know" "@Trans_Astral I saw ""cool"" and it turned into 'good"" in my head while writing the tweet, damn" Don't get me wrong Hey Arnold is better But only just by a hair i'm sorry is this blasphemous image implying recess wasn't good OMG OMG OMG LOOK HOW VULPERA SLEEP OMG https://t.co/sZHCpLYRkk @ConfusedSwitch dfgjdgdgfh I love Dragonite but Goodra is cooler Just the facts 😤 @LapineWitchGirl some much-needed dream therapy :3 tfw ur a bottom without a top https://t.co/47tqJhSLgs @ConfusedSwitch TRUTH @ConfusedSwitch I mean how can I not tho???? @TessaAkkoKin Omg congrats!! 💕 @emnicw It's the only internet slang acronym I can think of that was invented alongside the phrase it means and that made it really hard to decipher lol "@LittleLavvy Inferior, really" "@emnicw I used to think SMH meant ""so much hate"" I'm usually really really good at acronyms using context clues but everyone cheated when they made one for a phrase NO ONE SAYS without the acronym! Who says ""shaking my head""???" @Notactuallysmol can't sleep :/ "@FoldableHuman Might not be a job, but it is a position in which one brings home the bacon" why am I awake at 4am I don't even necessarily love the American cartoon depiction of Bowser but the idea of more sexy spiky turtle dragon boys in my plush collection is just 😍😍😍 It was a long shot but I checked Amazon to see if maybe there was a pre-order BUT LOOK WHAT I FOUND INSTEAD OMG??? https://t.co/YsRVOvCSfY @anarchopupgirl and possibly even a Dank Bowser @TheLastGherkin He's so weirdly forgettable I had to re-check my shelf just now to confirm he was real @Calliethulhu To be fair you'll still think nothing went wrong even afterward @NewGenderWhoDis I cried during my first pee post-surgery 😭 "I also really hate the direction Game Grumps thumbnails have gone, but especially the Grump Out ones. It's just all becoming so embarrassingly trite. But it gets clicks, I guess." "The FIRST time I saw the trick I was pissed off. Immediately recognized what it was trying to do. It's not that clickbait doesn't trigger the usual expected reaction in me, it's just that I notice when it happens and actively resist it out of spite." I've yet to click on a YouTube video with an arrow pointing to nothing out of principle. Like I actually get really angry at such a blatant attempt to entice my lizard brain. Similar feeling I have in the rare instances I'm forced to watch a commercial. "@Kaelyrhn Time is a fuck, but I'm glad it's going quick honestly. Can't wait until the healing is fully behind me 💕" "TECHNICALLY HE'S NOT A DINOSAUR MY BAD BUT HE IS A PTEROSAUR SO JUST PRETEND I SAID ""PTEROSAUR MAN"" AND EVERYTHING ELSE I SAID STILL WORKS" "I'm fucking losing it over the fact that the ""saur"" part is technically a coincidence in-universe" "Me: It's kinda silly that that one dinosaur man Marvel villain who used ""saur"" in his name literally has the same name as the Tolkien villain. What a funny coincidence. Marvel:" @LisaTMullin That honestly helps to hear. Though 3 months is just a month away and it's hard to imagine how it could turn around that quickly but I just gotta not think like that 😭 @SeanWithersDraw I... I never thought about it before now. They're just... Toaster "Saw a pic of another trans girl's vag that looked way better than mine does and I had to remind myself that despite being somewhat impressed at how far my vaginoplasty has healed in 8 weeks, it still has a long way to go before it completely settles down >.<" @PNW_Biker @notCursedE https://t.co/OYrwmjepkI @fluffy I own the wet Bowser plush and I can tell the dry one uses the same basic pattern. It's a really solid plush and this picture isn't really doing it justice. "Oh heck I need one!!! They both look cool and cuddly, honestly 🥰" @Trans_Astral regretting even more we didn't have more fun when we could have BUT far more happier than you found the one 💕💕💕💕 @pebblepossum I don't have enough faith in cis people to assume otherwise "@BonnieMakes These are now my best pictures of Archimedes, thank you so much 😭💕" "@notCursedE I mean if it's real it means she had the sense to realize how it could be poorly interpreted (might have meant it as ""Harry once did and he's awesome"" or whatever, not to make excuses for her)" @notCursedE Is that a real tweet? @NewGenderWhoDis Gosh!!! 😍 My original form will probably be an elf because those ears would be cute. DEFINITELY have a tail too like come on "Most hybrids are combined with either sea creatures, reptiles, or amphibians, and I kinda feel like I HAVE to go with a salamander girl lol" "Did you know while some Simic Hybrids keep their original names from before they were mutated with magic, some pick a different name? Meaning they have deadnames?" The topic of potentially starting a D&D campaign on Ravnica was brought up tonight and within seconds I already decided I'm going to be a Simic Hybrid character. Like literally how can I not lol @Nemus_Umbrae @PrissyOrcGF sorry lol @Nemus_Umbrae @PrissyOrcGF *You know the kinda eats the kind of red hot treats the kinda sticky licky sweets I craaaaaave Sorry I have that movie memorized lol @Trans_Astral you're so hot goddamn @new_genevieve You're probably going to have a lot of these kinds of experiences going forward. Transphobia is everywhere :/ "@new_genevieve It's really shitty for any cis person to think they know secretly what's in a trans person's heart. They basically accused you of faking, and even if that comes from their trauma, it's a horrendous thing to do anyone, especially a friend." @new_genevieve Cis people already have trouble with binary trans people. Nonbinary trans people often confuse them even more. Your experience is really common and completely unfair. It's unlikely you'll get this person to understand and you might not be friends for much longer. I'm so sorry :/ "@AzulCrescent I never took a selfie before transitioning, now I take them almost constantly lol" @CatkinsLap omg lol "@lisaquestions It's amazing how quickly that feeling of contentment hits, huh? https://t.co/TZU9c5ocym" @OzmaRacc @RedRiceShep you're the best~ https://t.co/FEouJ6g8Pe @OzmaRacc @RedRiceShep HELL YEAH @Hypnothulhu *frantically googling for the biggest strap i can find* "how is it even still january get the fuck out of here january, we're done with you" @OzmaRacc @RedRiceShep I mean ideally a werewolf orgy @PrissyOrcGF How'd ya like to be a big wheel? Dining out for every meal I'm the butt can make it all real You're gonna git it @roadpiglet I screencapped him rather than quote tweeted him for a reason. He and his fans have a history of harassing people who call him on his shit on this website. but... I'm both a rabbit AND a kid!!! D: https://t.co/0YGLYEMXRo The world might be a scary place right now but at least Trix are shaped like fruit again https://t.co/B6rIfRXSfb @LeafTilde Demon orgy!!! @Calliethulhu pretty cryptid tho 😍 @LeafTilde Well that's now 100% canon for my Goblin Warlock character thank you "@Calliethulhu GODDESS I need to be cumflated, thanks for reminding me" @PrissyOrcGF @jimbohusky AAAAAA OMG THIS IS SO HOT 😍 @Twistedfrosts I basically need that mount now lol This asshole could be right and they would STILL need to sit down and shut up. I'm not here to reassure them that they're right to talk over us as trans people. "I'm aware of how are ridiculous voting system works. Often we have to pick the least bad candidate. Assuming you're for voting at all, you cannot have a perfect, flawless candidate. But that doesn't give anyone the right to tell trans people how they should feel about this." "I already told you I don't give a shit about what you feel needs to be said, but since you decided to dig your heels in, you get the quote tweet treatment. Trans people do not need you to speak for them or over them. Sit down. https://t.co/LJCy9aXQ3d" "I'm not going to tell other trans people whether or not it was problematic for Bernie to be endorsed by a transphobic asshole. It's not that simple, even if I can see how the ends MIGHT justify the means As trans people there's a very good reason we're wary of letting bigots in" I try not to talk too much about which Democratic candidates I like and support because 2016 taught me that topic is way too toxic. But I like Bernie and I wish he or his social media manager just ignored the endorsement. "Annoyed that some rando commented on my tweet about Ethan Kl*in not knowing shit about trans people wanting to make it clear ""But the Joe R*gan endorsement wasn't problematic, right? That needs to be said"" Forcing the conversation to be about this thing they need reassurance on." @FrigidElfChild why does she switch places with the guy in the original comic @Masterfrogg @stefsanjati Don't tell a trans person what is and is not problematic regarding someone who's been openly transphobic. I don't really give a shit what you feel needs to be said. @TheFintauSystem Yes yes yes! @TheFintauSystem I wanna do that too :/ FINALLY A FLYING FOX 💕 https://t.co/UUeEhveUgF "@DevourerRose I love hearing from you, babe 💕 Social anxiety IS the worst and I get it 💕💕💕" @NoContextTrek @SeanWithersDraw I love the idea of these aliens but it bugs the hell out of me how lumpy they are. They look more like paper mache than fishes. @NewGenderWhoDis When your trans you just have this automatic meds buff that somehow turns everything into fifty pills lol. "@Allikuja That's fair. I don't always have the spoons to be that mean (it's not mean but it feels mean in the moment), but you're right." "@Allikuja I get that, but in the situations I'm describing, I'm not the one who needs to hear that. It's the person that keeps trying to start a conversation/friendship with nothing to say. My options are: 1. Be polite/nice 2. Ignore them I've had to resort to 2 more often than I'd like." "@Allikuja Yeah what's frustrating is when I have those friends but they're the ones who clearly want the friendship more, you know? Like I dunno, it's really hard to do ALL the work when they're the ones trying (kinda) to make it happen. I get this a LOT in my DMs." @MarcyKingUltra The perils of being popular means people love DMing you x.x "So I guess it just takes trial and error. Do your best to be cognizant of how the other person is feeling in general when you talk. You might not always get it right, but it's important to try." "But what really sucks is, once you understand the game, you can ""cheat"" to sound polite which is sometimes what I do. If I know the lack of a ""yes and"" will sound like I'm disinterested, sometimes I act nice anyway because I don't want the other person to feel sad :/" "And when I say ""doing all the lifting"" I don't mean ""you're the only one who DMs them."" Like I said I'm TERRIBLE at DMing despite WANTING to hear from some people By lifting I just mean: Are most conversations involving a ""Yes, and"" from the other person? That implies engagement" "This of course can't account for folks who have trouble with social cues or reading other people (and thee nature of text makes this hard even for neurotypicals), but that's the best I got. Do what you can when making friends online. Work within your limits. Try your best." "Only solution I can see here is, if you get the impression that you're doing all the lifting in an online friendship, you should look for a close friend elsewhere. Doesn't mean this initial person hates you or that you suck, just that a better, closer friend might be elsewhere." "I mean how could they? Plus, even IF they truly believe me, now we get to where MY fucked up psyche will feel guilty and I'll be filled with FOMO (fear of missing out). Like seriously, that's how my brain will then fuck with me forever: I'll be sad I missed out on them talking." "Not only is there no socially acceptable way to say ""Please talk to me less"" without sounding like an asshole, even if I wanted to throw out the social contract and say what needs to be said, a person hearing that then won't fully believe me when I say ""I don't hate you, really.""" "Huge mood. And the worst part? I actually don't feel this way with everyone who acts like this. FAR from it. There are a ton of people in my life who worry they're bothering me, but I LOVE hearing from, I'm just bad at DMing. And I worry they'll think I'm talking about them here" @Hypnothulhu hhhhhggghh 💦 @Hypnothulhu And I've grown tired of breathing! What a coincidence! :3 @SportIsARight Doesn't surprise me at all. Fuck that guy. @LVNDR_ltd @FantasiesFract1 A girl who can noclip right through your heart 😍 @sillygaymiria 24/7 😎 "And it's terrifying to think just how much education y'all still need. How many of you aren't just wrong, but will seemingly never stop being wrong. Your beliefs are directly harming trans people and I don't know how to stop you." Like I'm sympathetic to how this sounds if you've never heard of it before. I actually once felt similarly about puberty blockers a while back believe it or not. But the reality is y'all do NOT understand basically anything you think you do about us. "30,000 likes. I can't even wrap my head around that. 30,000 people not bothering to confront their base assumption that the treatment that doctors recommend, the one that has demonstrably shown improves the lives of trans kids, is ""insane.""" "There's a lot to unpack here but what annoys me the most is how often cis people just go with their initial preconceived notions about trans people and never pause for a second to actually look into if they're right. No, giving trans kids puberty blockers is not ""insane."" https://t.co/rELrS9D0u2" @NewGenderWhoDis Also be careful and block him asap. He has already sicced his fanbase on at least one other trans woman on Twitter for quote tweeting him and disagreeing with him. "@NewGenderWhoDis I'm just so exhausted from cis people just flatly stating stuff like ""giving puberty blockers to children is insane"" without even bothering to look into what actual doctors think. Every cis person thinks they're an expert on us and I just want them to please fucking stop." @lisaquestions You got this! Recovery has gone really fast for me and I hope it does for you too 💕 @lisaquestions Oh heck congrats!! @TheCrystalStorm gosh 😍 "@hasrock36 I had heard thankfully, but thank you so much all the same 💕" "@Jesin00 From what I understand it's mostly cis gay men leaning way too hard into the comfort of only needing to be surrounded by the same kind of body you have in romance and sex (a comfort I am all too aware of, but I'm also not an asshole, so,)" "(Recently there's been a resurgence of anti-vag sentiment in certain corners of the furry community, and those whiny piss babies can shut up forever frankly)" nsfw but I can't not share this awesomeness to main @WhaleHorned Oh neat! @Jesin00 @Gendervoid_Punk Neat! "Or, if you like, I'm The Chipmunk Adventure years old. To the day. No, seriously. Fun part of being born on a Friday." Seriously I was 3 days old when Star Wars turned ten. One of my lamest claims to fame lol @Jesin00 @Gendervoid_Punk Didn't know they were doing a Netflix series. Live action or animated? "@Jesin00 @Gendervoid_Punk Only way I can see them fixing this is to either say ""Okay that story wasn't canon"" or undertake the pretty big task of having a story about Chandra realizing she's sapphic. Which I'd really only trust in the hands of a sapphic author." @Jesin00 @Gendervoid_Punk Just such a bizarre choice that could've been easily avoided. @isthatyourmain hecc 👀💦 "@cuddlejoy I heard earlier, but thank you so much 💕" @redminer88 It's the new Vine! Was released a few hours ago. https://t.co/vo4KIj8TVi @liddytronic I was instantly on board as well. Which is rare for me with changes to websites. "My best guess is faces fit inside circles better, but not everyone uses a face in their avatar but I do always do so I dunno lol" "Couldn't tell you why exactly, but I really, really, really prefer circular avatars over square ones and I'm glad most of the internet switched over a couple years ago." @MaiaFranklyn yeah yeah they did @MaiaFranklyn Yes that's her name @SaraMelodyZT https://t.co/vo4KIj8TVi @SaraMelodyZT It's the new Vine! Was released mere hours ago. #BringL337Back https://t.co/LUwl4EitL0 "Dunno how often I'm gonna use this, but I'm officially on Byte! Follow me or whatever! https://t.co/vKVvx8k6ir" @LittleLambJenny much leg much egg too 👀 gonna randall boggs this shit I think the salamander sona I will eventually finally design should be a taur @camilewds He really is! So cute :3 @camilewds gosh~ @LVNDR_ltd @FantasiesFract1 gosh I'd like to meet a ǵ͉̩̥̜̰i̘̘̲͎̙̹͎rĺ͈̫ͅ like that 😍 @LexiEsque a constant mood for me tbh x.x need to be bred real bad tbh "@ExistentialEnso What do cis people think transphobia is, I really wish I knew." "@ExistentialEnso Like what's going through the mind of someone who thinks trans women competing in sports is a legit concern that doesn't involve the implicit assumption that they're actually men, aka, basic textbook transphobia." "@ExistentialEnso It's like instead of using the ""ethics in games journalism"" excuse, gamer gaters just said ""it's not misogyny or racism or any other kind of bigotry, we just hate these women and POC specifically!""" "@ExistentialEnso lol how is that even a dodge, though like at least with ""ethics in games journalism,"" IN THEORY there's the appearance of a legit concern there (if you didn't know the context), but Joe Rogan needs to stop caring so much about women he doesn't like competing in sports" @WillowPoss VINE'S BACK AND IT'S NOT THAT HOMOPHOBIC TICTOC SHIT HELL YEA "@RiotGrrrlJemma Ghost World, right? I remember almost nothing about it, but I'm pretty sure 19-year-old me wanted to be her." @FantasiesFract1 This story was so good omg! Makes me really want to... obey 👀 @blaze_casual same except Judy Hopps 👀💦 @BoringNerdyKate okay but what if we're a trans girl but also want that other thing 👀👀👀 @liddytronic sorry @Emmy_Zje Pre-transition I just thought everyone hated how their body smelled. @Jesin00 @Gendervoid_Punk Holy fuck what the hell D:< "People are telling me she's safe, thank fuck" @PhyrexianThot Wizards rocks so hard "[cw suicide] If anyone knows Umbral Reaver IRL, she needs help. I just hope we're not too late. I'm not sure what else I can do." @TrexPushups I highly recommend Masterpiece MP-08 Grimlock! The Japanese and Chinese releases have the sharper teeth so I snagged the Chinese release :3 @caraesten You should visit us at the ranch when you're back in March! 💕 @caraesten OMG you're in Colorado right now??? How long? :D (And yeah DIA fucking rocks) I display all my Transformers in robot mode except for the dinosaurs rawr~ @Chopin_42 Dinobot and Megatron are particularly pricey. I still have yet to save up for Dinobot lol "@Chopin_42 In addition to Primal and Cheetor, they've also done Dinobot, Megatron, and Blackarachnia!" "@MapleReam I mean if you want some, mine still needs to heal for a bit buuuuuuuuut when it does 👀" @Roodypatooti I have that one too! He's wonderful 💕 Wish I knew where I put him >.> @Chopin_42 They sure did! :3 https://t.co/elGdo9zj58 @Roodypatooti https://t.co/QHyaq8kVxl "@mode_view No, there's a ton of masculine voices. The only one I know off the top of my head is Folding Ideas." "Nearly all the pricey Transformers that I keep the boxes for are packed up! Just have Optimus Primal and Cheetor left. I uh, kind of have a thing for Masterpiece figures lol https://t.co/DM4E3dcBgx" @emuchaton but seriously hell yeah we are! @emuchaton or are we dancers? 🤔 @winocm I'm not a doctor or a therapist but my best guesses are: - HRT affects everyone differently (true regardless) - My dysphoria might've been the primary mental block to deeper emotions - There might be something else in your life that needs healing for that effect to take place "@LeafTilde She was a rising star in leftist YouTube before she transitioned, yeah. Then she came out as genderqueer in spring of 2017 if I'm remembering correctly, then a trans woman that summer. You can still watch her old videos where she's just a crossdressing man. That was her shtick." "Feminizing HRT gives one such a depth of complex emotions And also, sometimes I just ignore them for my own mental health" Watching old hbomberguy videos and hearing Natalie's pre-transition voice fills me with a lot of complex feelings I don't much care to unravel atm "@Doc_Wolverine You're a good friend who is absolutely welcome to flirt, cutie 💕" @degeneration @kroati1 I hear guydick is quite nice @StrypeisonFire Isn't it the best??? "@TheCatMom @Calliethulhu I'm hyper-critical of bad movies when stoned, and after two beers I fall asleep almost immediately, soooo" @bretmwxyz Markiplier Grandma @nocturnmusings you know what? huge same @Doc_Wolverine Omg lol 💕 @zoe_trashgoblin Gosh what a glowup!! 😍 "Not that I'm complaining in the sightest, mind" @kroati1 Totally! And I already thought it would be fun! @Doc_Wolverine wait what's the rest of the sentence I don't get it o.o Transitioning has involved a lot more dick sucking than I originally thought tbh @lewdgaymiria gosh >w> 💕 @CelticAnarchy That's what blows my mind the most about this entire thing. "@Calliethulhu booooooo of course she is, goddammit" "@AJisValid @Calliethulhu Well that's a relief, because that trailer footage was all I was ever gonna see anyway lol" @Calliethulhu There's a single shot I saw in one of the trailers that I think is during a race? And there's the t-rex from Jurassic Park. That ALMOST made me want to watch it when Mistress's ex was watching it at our place a couple years ago. Almost. Kinda. "@Gendervoid_Punk How do you mean? I admit I haven't played super close attention to the story since like uhhhhh Battle for Zenikdar I guess? Though I've caught some of the highlights. I know Nicol Bolas and the Eldrazi are finally dealt with, and I assume the Phyrexians are next." "@Gendervoid_Punk We have gotten it tho? There's been a trans character, a nonbinary planeswalker, and I think even more than that. Unless you mean we won't get GOOD representation in the lore, but that's subjective and not what you said." @undeadmooncat huge mood @Esper_Lily You should! Read my girlfriend's smut! 💕 "@Trans_Astral it's kinda cute, almost like awwwww you tried your best!" @RebeccaCuddles HELL YEAH DO IT "If I somehow wasn't convinced to pick them already, this bit definitely pushed me over the edge omg!!! 💕 https://t.co/aRvQcx00XJ" I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING OMG 😭😭😭 https://t.co/wIGyk1rlV9 @Calliethulhu It's intentionally playing dumb to drum up support while technically not saying anything ableist in the tweet itself. Literal school yard bullies do this. @Twistedfrosts Well regardless I assume they'll be informed how many people picked them and I'd love to add to those numbers! "@Calliethulhu What really pisses me off is him saying it's a controversial take. ""Dunno why so many leftists LIKE it when people get fired! No idea why that's happening, I'm pro-worker!"" He sounds like a bully knowing full fucking well what he's doing." @Twistedfrosts Oh heck really? Is that an Arena thing? @Hypnothulhu @MakeoverMind Would definitely make a hot story tho~ @Hypnothulhu GODDESS I wish that were me 😍 @blaze_casual CUTE "Update on the extra bleeding: After sending a picture in, Dr. Hyer (my surgeon) wants to see me on Monday. Hopefully it goes well. For now though dilations are going okay. Still no extra pain." "I tune out the ads in MtG Arena so often I didn't even realize there was a trans person in the ad for the upcoming(?) World Championship! (Autumn Burchett, if you're curious) It's really awesome to think there's a queer face right there on the home page of the game." "@mode_view Oh, honey Try conditioner, it'll really help. (Leave it in for a bit during the shower before rinsing it though! I didn't know that at first)" I've talked about this before but it's SO OBVIOUS that my beard + hat + glasses combo was me trying to hide my face even if I didn't realize I was doing that. Look at that scared girl slowly dying in those eyes. Hiding her face in shame. I'm glad I escaped. "I can clearly remember how dry and miserable my hair felt. Didn't even have the tools, knowledge, or interest to fix it tho" That's like my only decent pre-transition photo and I'm kinda astounded my hair looked that bad. Can you tell I didn't realize you weren't supposed to wash your hair every day until after I came out? Also I never used conditioner. What a silly egg I was. "@Jesin00 I go back and forth on if I mean it in a supernatural way. I think if the supernatural exists though, they DEFINITELY protect us." "MAJOR, huh? ✨💕✨ https://t.co/LUOqf1JdHW" I 1000% buy into the idea that cats ward off evil "Takkun is here snuggling to make me feel better. For every other cat of mine I see them as my children, but Takkun almost feels more like a mom to me. She's been my companion since she was a kitten 6 years ago. I feel very protected in her presence 💕 https://t.co/nR2ao9Gl5a" "@WeDreamtOfLove @PhyrexianThot 30's are the best years though, fair warning 💕" @nyaakat wow it's true gamers really have no taste Extra blood this morning at the surgery site out of nowhere. Enough to make me feel the energy loss. Waiting on a response from my surgeon to see if I should be seen for it. The flow has stopped for now at least. (probably 3 tho) I don't like hot drinks and I'm not super into toast 🙃 @joffeorama Rowlf's an old dog who's been there since before the Muppets and it shows @joffeorama I've seen clips from that with Kermit but I had no idea he brought out Rowlf after! Thai sounds hilarious omg @Calliethulhu Aaaaaaaa congrats!!!! "Even if she's somehow not really dead as a twist, even if she doesn't stay dead (which is obviously gonna happen), this is still a really bad look and everyone involved should be ashamed." Who thought this was a good idea? Why couldn't the Hardy Boys been murdered? "Happy birthday, Nancy Drew! You've been fridged, congrats. Jesus fucking Christ" @Calliethulhu plz tell me they're contagious 😍 @Swymbiote @ArinaArtemis__ i-if you're t-taking signups hhhhhhghh >//////> @viragoergosum Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? 💕 @TrexPushups @RaeGun2k I wasn't able to start HRT until a few weeks after I turned 30 so I definitely feel this :/ @ArtifexH Bernie's Twitter quote tweeted a video of How R*gan saying he supports Bernie. "@StebMcDreb don't feel safe going into anymore detail than that, even in DMs, sorry :/ I promise it's not a big deal for anyone but me" "I'm of the opinion that this silly thing was in fact very silly, but even if it wasn't? the purity police are complete and utter shit at actually policing purity you're just harassing other queers for no benefit whatsoever" just found out a silly thing that a lot of people got very mad at me over a while back at the cost of my mental health is also something another much bigger trans Twitter account is doing and I want to burn this fucking website to the fucking ground it's in the past now but fuck "Oh and I should clarify I'm looking at this from a ""the damage is already done"" standpoint. I'm not advocating that Sanders look for more right wing fanbases to court." But I don't begrudge anyone for reconsidering their support of Bernie over this. "I mostly land on the side of ""the more people on Bernie's side the better"" here because our voting system requires us to sacrifice some (or all if Biden wins the primary) our principles. It's the system itself that's rotten to its core." "What's so weird about the Bernie/Rogan thing is Bernie (or his social media manager) didn't even have to comment? Even the cynical view of ""That's good for votes"" still doesn't require any comment from Sanders' Twitter account. Rogan's fans are still being brought in regardless." "@sarahXelizvbeth @RedandTerrible Ariel is not her voice actor, but if people want to draw the line there I won't begrudge them." "@jemmapf @WhimsicalPuck More difficult than it was with the previous equipment, not more difficult than it is for cis girls (since I suspect that's the concern here)" To think a legacy of queer voices are speaking to me as a queer woman through that story... I'm tearing up at the thought. "Knowing now why it speaks to me now makes it an even more powerful film to me. The last time I watched it (after coming out), I cried at the end of Poor Unfortunate Souls. I've made that trade. My voice to be part of that world." "I guess most kids my age were obsessed with that movie at the time (it was the Frozen of its day), but I can't help but think it spoke to something inside me." "I've told this story before, but there's home video of 4-year-old me dancing and lip syncing to Part of Your World. I was obsessed with that movie as a little girl, despite no one knowing I was a girl. I was a very queer kid." "Plus the soul of that movie is its music and it was his idea to design Ursula after Devine. Even if the story was originally queer, it held onto that queerness in large part because of Ashman." "And yeah, I consider the Disney version of The Little Mermaid a Howard Ashman joint. Disney brought him in specifically to make their musicals work again. With his guidance, what had started working for Broadway started working for the mouse." @WhimsicalPuck But yeah I'll definitely be sharing my experiences with orgasming with this new equipment 💕 "Though to be fair Ashman's intent was likely to make it a generally queer story, but the end result resonates with a ton of trans women (myself included). I just had no idea that was at the story's heart before Disney ever adapted it." "So yeah, as if The Little Mermaid wasn't already dripping with trans allegory after Howard Ashman worked his magic on it... wow." @WhimsicalPuck A functional bottom is the rule not the exception with vaginoplasties. @RaccoonGrrl this is such a mood @SeanWithersDraw yeeeeeeeeeaaaah about that >.> https://t.co/VJxvQhb8xO "@waitworry Yeah... I suppose we're not immune to being gross assholes. Severely disappointing, tho." @waitworry Is it just like a guild of 4trans or something? "I'm on Tichondrius, and I'm ashamed to admit I picked this realm way back in 2009 based on recommendations on 4ch*n, so maybe that's the secret here? I dunno." "like i'm trying to wrap my head around how there's any significant overlap between people who think ""lewd loli"" is a really good name and lgbt people someone who called themselves ""lewd loli"" is far more likely to think lgbt content in video games is sjw pandering, surely" """Oh neat there's guild search function now. I wonder if there's any queer guilds on my server"" ... https://t.co/3QrDKGSGw1" @CelticAnarchy i'm at 1:18 and i can't fucking breathe @LittleEmmyBee little is way better :3 like shit if this *gestures vaguely* is the new standard for what 20 years feels like i'll be dead at age 90 in 3 months @LittleEmmyBee *whimpers* i mean if you really think soooo >///< @RaeGun2k MOOD @LittleEmmyBee hgfhjhghhh >/////< @QuestForTori my usual instinct is to protest but honestly this is so sweet thank you😭😭😭 @VanillaMilkweed @LeafTilde Do you want references for my Goblin character? I can DM them asap!!! :3 @VanillaMilkweed @LeafTilde EEEEEEEE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 💕💕💕 @deathpigeon @FakeEstrusFlask kinky~ realizing that at 40 i'll be the same number of years from 20 as i was from birth at age 20 and that will happen in just 7 years is making my head spin might vom @deathpigeon @FakeEstrusFlask *HUFFS EXTREMELY LOUDLY* D:< D:< D:< "@liddytronic Sometimes I'm stumped on names. Took almost a full afternoon to name Archimedes, for instance lol" @deathpigeon @FakeEstrusFlask I look really young! Vikky how dare you try to take this away from me D:< @AgenderVoid No worries lol x.x @liddytronic I highly recommend it Case in point: My next male black cat will be named Bagheera @TheEpicDewback SHE'S SO CUTE OMG 💕💕💕 "@FakeEstrusFlask I get that a lot, lol. Feminizing HRT can have a significantly noticeable de-aging affect. I lost my 20's to dysphoria anyway so I don't mine being assumed to be in my 20's, heh" @RiotGrrrlJemma Mistress turns 40 in September. 40 isn't old! It's just older than I'd like to be >.> @Notactuallysmol more like 40 months!!!! 33rd birthday is canceled this year. We're gonna have another 30th. '87 and I did NOT need to realize this thanks D: @AngryNerdBird But they're an ALLIED race which means you have to grind out rep and other stuff to unlock them @AngryNerdBird They're Horde There was an impromptu foxy dance party in Blackrock Depths and the animations were even synced up lol https://t.co/bUzVBS3Cuv @TinyVampBaby fdbgshjgdsd!!!! >/////< @RiotGrrrlJemma People really love to just assume transfemmes are pedophiles. @chibikonatsu @ParchmentScroll I headcanon Naota is a trans girl tbh Can't believe SciShow did an entire episode about me https://t.co/gDOBsPla5z @chibikonatsu @ParchmentScroll Same "I seriously had Binx's name picked out for YEARS before I even had a chance to adopt a black cat, lol I have a Thing with picking pop culture names for pets" @DreamerHyena I personally don't mind turkey bacon but it's annoying that fast food places aren't going to have that option. Eating out means no bacon at all :/ "@sasugakirin I laughed so hard at this, thank you" "@ParchmentScroll To be fair though, their relationship was kind of built on a lie. The moment he starts asserting himself as a person distinct from his brother is when she's no longer comfortable. Kind of doomed to fail :/" "And, while I'm at it: Binx / Binx Midna / Midna https://t.co/1W6EfEiKzZ" @DreamerHyena My favorite sandwich at Starbucks has bacon in it and I spent all of December enjoying it while I still could :/ @ParchmentScroll Mamimi's story is incredibly heartbreaking. It's a shame that FLCL isn't her story. "@ParchmentScroll She called everyone she loved Takkun after Naota's brother gave her the fake name equivalent of ""John Doe"" before leaving her :/ And every single Takkun left her." @lumpen_rose Thank you x.x Restarting for now but I'll eventually get to that part again Takkun / Takkun / Takkun / Takkun https://t.co/go97Lsa7GH @dirtydee_racoon 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @dirtydee_racoon aaaaaaaa no u /)///////////(\ @CelticAnarchy extremely cursed yet sadly true @dirtydee_racoon so pretty gosh 💕 @dirtydee_racoon omg I've had this fantasy too honestly @dirtydee_racoon hecc 😍 @Notactuallysmol @NewGenderWhoDis @nyaakat *HUFFS* D:< @QuestForTori https://t.co/U3P6B8A1bh @Notactuallysmol it me @Notactuallysmol @NewGenderWhoDis @nyaakat WAIT WHAT >/////> "@NewGenderWhoDis @nyaakat @Notactuallysmol and then they can put one on you, little one! :3" @nyaakat yea!!! babies should be padded!!! Extremely underrated. I hope the spin-off movies don't stop forever. @TheFintauSystem Nini 💕 "OOF, I'm 21 hours into my KH 2 save and I think I should restart given how rusty I am. I didn't think I was super far in? Maybe that isn't that far? lol" @nyaakat babs supporting babs 💕 in just FOUR MORE DAYS I'm allowed to attempt clitoral orgasms 😳😳😳 @nyaakat I strongly support this "oh my fuck there's both 2.5 and 2.8 in this case and I'm pretty sure I was playing 2.5 but I just love how much ridiculous bullshit there is before you even start the game. I love this series. More bullshit please. I can't get enough, seriously. I say this out of love 💕" "@TransgurlTSB I was a Nintendo girl growing up too but I was also obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas so I've wanted to play the Kingdom Hearts series for a long time. Finally beat the hell out of the first one last year (seriously I only skipped like, two of the secret bosses)." @OrionPax4217 Will do! Thank you again! 💕 "@OrionPax4217 Nice! I'll do that then, thank you!" "@KillaMaaki I will take note of this tweet as soon as these terms start making sense again lol. Again, very rusty. A restart might be needed." @E4Estrogen sure 💕 @OrionPax4217 UGH okay. I wanna double check to see how many hours I'd be losing but you make a compelling argument. Wish there was a way to grind out my start like I did on Destiny Island in the first one (I fought Riku a TON of times to get the upper hand starting out) "@mode_view I don't remember but I think Beast's castle was like, a choice of a couple/several I could've made. Once the PS4 is hooked up later I can confirm one way or the other." @mode_view Uhhhhh I THINK it's the first time? Okay I think I wanna give Kingdom Hearts 2 another go. The issue is I left off on a hard boss battle in front of Beast's castle and I'm probably way too rusty. Also forgot what happened so far. Dare I attempt a restart? @SweetBeans99 It's legitimately terrifying watching how quickly the narrative got spun into whatever they wanted "@LambChopInPamps @ToddlerLynn little a snack, as a treat" @FlaredFeline she was looking for Sora but found the wrong one :V Kari talking about Kairi with Sora (but not that Sora) y'all I seriously got teary eyed hearing Miller's voice I burned out in KH 2 last year when I tried to play it but I think I'm ready to try again in prep for KH 3 OMG THAT TEDDY BEAR THING (CHIRITHY???) HAS LARA JILL MILLER'S VOICE I DIDN'T KNOW SHE STILL DID VOICE ACTING I WANNA PLAY MORE KINGDOM HEARTS https://t.co/SYOkj9pEQ6 @Calliethulhu I got physically exhausted reading this @vexwerewolf I somehow missed this but I'm not a tiny bit surprised. Fucking LOL @nyaakat oh HECK 😍 I wish the general public (or just anyone in positions of power) took this seriously. This is a fucking gradeschool bully tactic. I also think it's bad when workers get fired. And I think it's bad when workers can't work because they're being discriminated against due to their disability. These two opinions aren't controversial and the fact that you're acting like it is (sarcastically or not) speaks VOLUMES "The fact that you're calling this controversial means you know exactly what you're doing right now, meaning your username is extremely apt." "@Calliethulhu *clarifying, rather" @Calliethulhu Like you can't just drop this take among this discourse without classifiers. It's pretending there wasn't any ableism throughout this entire discourse and it's disingenuous and shitty as fuck. "@Calliethulhu It's so fucking shitty because like, none of the people on the side of disabled peoples' rights in this discourse are saying we're super duper happy the Uber driver got fired. It's fucking obnoxious how assholes keep trying to frame it about what it's not fucking about." @GarbageApe @Calliethulhu 🤔🤔🤔 Blizzard games are for queers now Sorry not sorry I don't make the rules @Kaelyrhn hecc >////< @mode_view @nyaakat I wouldn't mind but I can't speak for the other Kat in this convo @nyaakat It's incredibly cute that you made this omg. Very helpful! "@nyaakat I feel really similarly, honestly. Always fem, but shifting in subtle ways constantly." "@nyaakat Definitely! I mean, I guess I'm not even sure what questions to ask but I love hearing how other trans folks experience gender 💕💕💕" @nyaakat Probably waaaaaay more than potential 💕💕💕 Your wife sharing their experience with it was actually really formative for my own understanding of my gender 🥰 @agenderfox Awwww does she have a stubby tail? My Midna's tail is zigzag and it probably happened in her momma's tummy 💕 "Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club except they're lesbians and dating that's it, that's the tweet" @PrissyOrcGF i feel like a girl crushing on one of the bad girls at school that hangs out behind the dumpsters and smokes in the bathroom 😍 @PrissyOrcGF does the knob go to 11? Gender is one hell of a fuck "The word nonbinary is still chilling in my pinned tweet. I don't feel nonbinary at this very second. Might be a genderfluid thing, or a plural thing, but regardless the word is staying there because of how strongly I've felt it in the past. And that's okay 🥰" @Trans_Astral That proves you're better than they say you are "@arthur_affect Which is so bizarrely backwards. I'd like to think if I hated dogs I'd have the sense to make an exception for service dogs, both because they're a necessity and really well trained." @TrexPushups 😍😍😍 @BossPuppy87 Followed because I know that's not true 💕 @TheFintauSystem still really hot tho 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @mrkatyperrysdad Done 💕 "@BossPuppy87 Culinarily, as in, how we use them in food, they are nuts." @vexwerewolf >//////> @transgrlinexile I mean you can get a mount. It just can't be a flying one until level 60 @deathpigeon my little age is 2 so I'll take that to mean you think I'm a big girl ^w^ @PrissyOrcGF more like an onihole really 🤔 "@MaiaFranklyn The mystery was solved months ago, now it's just time to show the actual concept art :P I think it makes way more sense that the production shifted gears hard last minute." "@MaiaFranklyn I mean, maybe, but there's so many pictures of Kylo in a throne. They ended up delaying this book 3 months after the movie came out, so why not spoil everything in it?" @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps BABBY FOR LYFE @Notactuallysmol im... a little girl >///////< @Notactuallysmol immmm good girl!!!! @LambChopInPamps D:<!!!!! ... that all sounds kinda nice >//////< @Notactuallysmol im big girl >//////> WEH D:< @TheFintauSystem Sleep paralysis :/ *hugs* *HUFFS* how dare these slanderous lies be spread about me!!! D:< @positronicgal baby :3c @VanillaMilkweed @LeafTilde That would be a dream come true with such incredible art! I'm broke atm tho >.> @VanillaMilkweed @LeafTilde cannot overstate how badly i want to be an ahegoblin a free use shortstack 😍 @mode_view @FrillyHyena CUTE @LeafTilde GODDESS I wish that were me~ 💦 "@mode_view @FrillyHyena You're the furthest thing from a creepy weirdo, cutie 💕" @LeafTilde @VanillaMilkweed PLEASE DO THO @mode_view @FrillyHyena lol it's cute 💕 @LeafTilde THOSE THIGHS THO Who drew this??? :O i absolutely deserve to be called out like this @LeafTilde Hell yeah! Goblin babes are best :3 "We then bonded over Vulpera (we were both playing one), and alpacas (the Vulpera's main mount), and I found time to do a plug for our ranch lol 💕 https://t.co/VocmGA5jCd" SERIOUSLY HOW DO I KEEP FINDING OTHER QUEERS IN BLIZZARD GAMES 💕💕💕 https://t.co/F9RozmZKhj @LeafTilde PLEASE! I'm a goblin thank you VERY much 😤 "And I don't just mean ear nibbles! Those are great but have you ever felt a tongue in your ear? Again, WAY BETTER THAN IT SHOULD." Skin is so sensitive on HRT even a cutie making out with my *ear* feels uhhhhhh way better than it should. (I could tell you how I found this out but I bet you can use your imagination~) @TheFintauSystem constantly "@psykeln @TheCrystalStorm I didn't, initially. Hard to understand that when again, all we're saying here is more positivity for neovaginas than the barely any at all we see. There's room for both kinds. I'm glad to hear I misunderstood, though. No hard feelings." "@psykeln @TheCrystalStorm We should have more post-op positivity than none at all is all I think anyone is arguing here. It doesn't sit right with me to, after expressing that I feel invisible in this community, be met with ""Well you have privilege so sit down.""" @Notactuallysmol RAAAAWRRAAAARRWARAAAAARRRRR 💕💕💕 @Notactuallysmol RAWR :3 @Notactuallysmol WEH @MaiaFranklyn @rhidaneelolivaw YESSSSSSSS @MaiaFranklyn @rhidaneelolivaw Like I love me some RTS Lugnut or Cyberverse Slipstream but IT'S NOT THE SAME GIMME THOSE DERRICK J WYATT LOOKS "@MaiaFranklyn @rhidaneelolivaw But yeah that's still technically the G1 timeline. Anything beyond that? Maybe some random characters here and there but the STYLE of Animated? I hope so, but I'm not holding my breath." @MaiaFranklyn @rhidaneelolivaw That's what I said about Beast Wars lol And we got some really good Masterpiece figures at least! Still holding out hope for Inferno! "@MaiaFranklyn I'm legit jealous! But if I HAD to pick one pair of them, I'd go with the cartoon accurate ones. Because I am absolutely That Bitch. (Honestly I want both because my thirst for Animated can never be slaked)" @Notactuallysmol I never got super into Bionicle but I have really fond memories of the first wave of them and that original PC game that you could play. Oh! And the wave where they were all underwater monsters! I got a complete set of those I was so impressed :3 @MaiaFranklyn (I should clarify I have the cartoon-accurate version of Huffer & Pipes. Missed out on the Mario & Luigi repaints :/) @MaiaFranklyn I got them! I'm obsessive in my addiction to Animated. They're... not great toys but they're the best Animated Huffer & Pipes we'll ever get. Another company was set to make Dirt Boss and I'm forced to assume they fell off the face of the earth :/ "Anyway I have every mass retail figure aside from Blackout if you want to count him (and I certainly do-- one day!). I really, really, really want to get the rest of the Botcon 2011 figures too one day. (except the custom class one because I know my limits as a collector lol)" Pros of collecting Transformers Animated figures: There's a set amount and they're probably never gonna add to that Cons: The collection eventually feels very static and dust-collecty So many characters they could still give us :/ @MaiaFranklyn I spent WAY too much on the buy/sell forums on TFW2005 a couple years after the 2011 Botcon. I desperately want to get the rest of the Animated stuff from that year but the years keep going by and I'm afraid to check what they're going for 😬 One of my favorite pieces in my collection :3 https://t.co/9lXVh3CG5T @SweetBeans99 I know that feeling all too well so I'm sending every last good vibe I have 💕💕💕 @RailiahVictoria Midna is my favorite Zelda character 💕 https://t.co/LbVI0vGfEd Midna being cute 💕💕💕 https://t.co/La5kg5n42I The only Bumblebee I need tbh https://t.co/LX7Hos2m3M @mode_view That right there is why I always use instructions when I can! "@SixArmedSweater Rey was our dog at the time, and we didn't really have the kind of relationship where I could just demand she'd buy a $100 figure because the face fell off and the dog found it." @MateDoom I don't think I can ever really give up on Masterpiece. To be fair I own like uhhhhh about 15 or so counting off the top of my head? So the vast majority of the MPs I own haven't broken. And two of the breaks were pet damage (hell Ironhide's face is SUPPOSED to come off lol) @Smol_Catherine Thank you! "Although given that I display 99% of my robbits in robbit mode, I think I might just throw this mirror in his box and forget this ever happened." "It was already glued. The issue is the mirrors are exactly where you want to get leverage while transforming him. Best way to ""fix"" this is to get a new toy and just make sure I don't skip steps when it's time to click everything in for the robot mode." MP Shockwave's hose was chewed on by one of my cats (was able to replace him tho) MP Ironhide's face was eaten by my ex's dog (still not replaced) MP Prowl's passenger side rear-view mirror sheared off (granted I wasn't being careful) I'm just tired of needing to replace these. transformed Prowl for storage but at what cost https://t.co/hHY84BHqIG @SteampunkPenny 💕💕💕 @Smol_Catherine Oooh! Like what? :3 @TenaciousRanch my baby boy 😍💕😍 @Smol_Catherine I'm decked out in heirlooms if that's what you mean @GenderBanana Actual toy photos for the transformation steps are really easy to mess up in my experience. I believe what they do now is have pictures of the 3D models they use to make the toys in the first place. That way lighting and visibility can be fully controlled. @Zhennyfyr nah @heynetters As far as I know that's something most of the community loves @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe oooh new cutie to follow! :3 Levels 1 - 59 in WoW when you can't fly are so frustrating @EsserZed @Kamenspider The figures I baby the most are my Takara MP figures (I keep their boxes and everything) so that's my main focus atm @SarahSwitchy @NotSoFay YEAH IT'S A REALLY COMMON THING ACTUALLY VERY VERY TIRED OF TRANSPHOBES WITH POOR GRASPS OF HUMAN ANATOMY @MadEzra Huge same! I'll also accept it on Switch tbh lol @EsserZed @Kamenspider Holy shit thank you!! "@TheEpicDewback It used to be LEGO made you wait like ten years before you were allowed to upload instructions online (since in theory you could build any set you wanted with just those instructions, minus a few unique pieces) But with Transformers that's not an issue, so I dunno" "@Kamenspider I'll look into that, thank you!" @TheSecretCallie Yep. Kinda no winning in that situation :/ You and I both know your heart was in the right place. That's not always enough for this awful website. "I don't throw away transformation instructions for my Transformers, but that doesn't mean I know where they all are at any given point. You'd think the fanbase would be cataloging high-rez instructions online? Like, at all?" "@TheSecretCallie I'm sure what tweet you're talking about, but the only thing you can do is ignore them. You can try telling them you weren't subtweeting them, but it probably won't help :/" "Want to start a YouTube channel called ""So you're packing up your Transformers collection"" that solely deals in instructions on how to get the robot back into the vehicle mode. Peaugh is great, but he only ever does it the other direction." "@teh_maxh @norintha Given that I've been on the radar of a known transphobic harassment forum recently, I disagree with your second statement." @NotSoFay Probably some private transphobic account eager to share with other transphobes how broken my vag is (as if it's supposed to be healed before it's fully healed). Not much I can do about it. @norintha @teh_maxh Which makes me think it's some transphobic account. "If anyone knows who retweeted that, let me know. I'm wary of people who aren't my friends sharing my tweets about surgery recovery." "It's downright impossible to properly describe this stuff, but the good news of today is the separation on my perineum isn't as bad as I thought it was! Like it never was that bad! The confusion came from me not realizing that my inner vag is redder than I thought it was." "@keystomemories @StebMcDreb I mean I can definitely ""stream"" out of mine :V" @LeafTilde that's what I've been tryin to tell people!!! D:< @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu YES @Calliethulhu More than any other movies I wish they'd remake the prequels. There's still a lot of interesting potential in that era of the saga. @StebMcDreb I mean mine definitely does! @Calliethulhu It's... not needed to set up the saga though? The whole movie isn't. That's by far my biggest issue with it. "@tiptransformed @FrigidElfChild ""immoral"" https://t.co/qCB62pGvoG" "Spent all morning earning my daily rewards for MtG Arena, moved onto WoW, only to find out I forgot about the scheduled server maintenance and only got a couple bosses into a random dungeon 🙃🙃🙃" "@positronicgal He's not a living creature who actually exists, so at any point they can just say he's back Hell, I dunno what their ads are doing right now, but the Superbowl ad sounds really silly and silly ads are popular now, so maybe a wizard resurrects him or something. Literally anything" This is a video from last year when our ducks WERE SO TINY but y'all should watch this anyway (rare audio of my voice included lol). Also you should subscribe to the ranch's new YouTube channel! And follow us at @TenaciousRanch if you aren't already! https://t.co/2dGTbYTF5y "Also, this is a minor complaint, but whoever wrote the copy for the trending thing on the side of the site and worded it ""legume lovers"": Peanuts are nuts the same way tomatoes are vegetables: Culinarily. Most nuts you've heard of aren't ""real"" nuts and no one fucking cares." "@positronicgal It's the same shit when Mike & Ike ""split up"" a few years ago. It's a really old idea and they will absolutely keep trying it." "Will they keep him dead? Will he be one day resurrected? Doesn't matter, as long as people are discussing ţ̣̟͓̘̗̫̩h̰̰͖͎͍̮͝e͏͓͚̞̠̖ͅ p̫̪̯̗͜r͉͓̲od̛̝͕̺̘̝u͙̭͟c̖̯̗͙͘t̶̫͓̜̺̮̝" "@GhostClumps I'm sorry, I don't want to clarify and add to the company in question's social media presence." "for a split second there was a part of me that was like ""omg how sad"" before immediately needing to dump ice water on my head and jump off a cliff" "a fictional mascot for a nut company has ""died"" and i just want to say i hate capitalism so, so much" "The middle finger just adds more control for me, I dunno." "Lawful Neutral, and my mom constantly tried to force me to hold it like True Neutral for the handful of years she homeschooled me." "@TenaciousRanch Like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell! They're doing notification bells on YouTube now. Gotta remind people! :P" @KrowKutta Yeah I might try different antlers! Pronghorn antelope ones might look pretty neat :3 @The_Beebles Awww thank you! 💕💕💕 @TehDave_ Oh nice! Good idea! "I have this crackpot idea that they should one day try remaking the prequels for a myriad of reasons, but one big one is the movies feel severely incomplete without Ahsoka (and to a lesser extent, Darth Maul). They'll never do it, but it would be a smart idea imo." "I should say tho that despite seeing so little of The Clone Wars, Ahsoka Tano is one of my all-time favorite characters in the entire franchise. She's just that good." I still need to finish binging the initial series. And Rebels. And The Mandalorian. I might be a massive Star Wars fan but I lag HARD when it comes too SW tv shows >.> "Got the impression that production on Clone Wars was shut down in part because Disney wanted Star Wars cartoons to be productions 100% made by them, but returning back to CL after a few years is kind of a neat idea? It was long enough to miss it, you know? https://t.co/JOktUKHIwG" "Oh, also I really want a Cinderace fursona that totally has nothing to do with her having an Inteleon sona, nope 👀" @GenderBanana Double. Meow. Serious. 😤 "I've been looking for more ways to differentiate her from Judy Hopps and I LOVE when mythical creatures have added flourishes that make sense (eg, unicorns with lion tails). Gonna hoof up next time I draw her!" While talking about fursonas a couple days ago with @emarl_ she gave me the best idea ever: What if my jackalope fursona Lara... had *hooves*??? :D 💕💕💕 @trgrrl That account is really getting around lately. New stolen pfp and everything "One of my favorite things about my orange tabby cat Archimedes is his meows for attention are always ""meow-MEOW! meow-MEOW!"" Needs that double meow to let you know he's serious 😤" @omajestic I feel this tweet so hard @vexwerewolf YES @SeanWithersDraw I do hehehe Congrats~ 💕 @Trans_Astral That's good news. Is it more favorable than polls from 2016 around this time of year looked? Or is that kinda apples and oranges without a Clinton equivalent? "@TheCrystalStorm But like, we're still trans post-surgery? We're still part of this community and it feels really weird to finally get here and get this sensation that we were supposed to have moved on or something." "@TheCrystalStorm It makes sense on a broad scale why most folks would lean more towards acceptance of girldicks. Most of us can't access GRS, anecdotally a lot of us don't want it, and at the very least the waiting for surgery can feel like an eternity." @ConfusedSwitch It's well worth the sacrifice imo 💕 @xintract2 @CelticAnarchy @trgrrl What can I say? My reputation proceedes me :V "@LambChopInPamps You're following my AD, right? :P Admittedly I haven't posted anything recently, heh >.>" @Trans_Astral what changed that now makes it seem like Bernie might win? "6k get! Thank you, everyone 💕💕💕 https://t.co/0jjaqrzrvo" trans girls with genital dysphoria in love be like @trgrrl CHALLENGE PISSING @MarcyKingUltra I do because it means I might not miss screencapping 6k :V thank u to whoever unfollowed your service will not be forgotten ah fuck I'm gonna be asleep when I hit 6k followers aren't I @SeanWithersDraw @ok_waifu @ThoughtSlime It comes with a handy strap! @kajikia_ You were literally a mile above sea level while you were here but I'd love to join the club a second time~ 😘 Ducks are so weird and I mean that in the most loving way possible @LeafTilde https://t.co/fTHbKMoJW2 Fun fact the size of your deck actually looks bigger based on how many cards you have in it in this game. Anyway they conceded on turn 3 so who the hell knows what sweet hell that was. "This opponent in MtGA has a 230 card deck and my immediate first thought was ""Oh my god what sweet hell awaits me""" @bulbafren I'm well aware of this site. It's literally the only one I use to see new sets at a glance :P Also this doesn't help the issue I already mentioned. "@mode_view And if I don't read every word, things will likely get extremely bad for me." @bulbafren my eyes glaze over for colors/creatures/cards that don't interest me I've NEVER been able to read an entire set list of cards and I've been playing off and on since M13 "Just had someone @ me among a ton of huge trans accounts to get some help signal boosting their crowdfunding and they weren't even following me which is totally fine, but it makes me realize I guess I have a reputation even among people that aren't my followers? >.>" @CookieCyboid HOLY SHIT I'M EXCITED Honestly stuff you made with Kitty (I'm pretty sure it was you and her?) is literally the only porn I had ever seen with a post-op trans woman and that was so fucking helpful. I agree with so much of this thread too. We don't disappear after surgery. "I love planeswalkers, but whenever an opponent casts one I haven't seen before it just feels like homework lol" "Chasers usually get ONE reply before I notice them and start looking to see if I should block them, and this was this guy's one shot. What a gloriously bizarre failure." this is the weirdest fucking chaser I've ever gotten I can't stop laughing https://t.co/9GQ0lSizuF @magicalfeyfenny i murdered the queen zombie so the rest must fall(????) "I know counter to every other way Magic portrays creatures you're supposed to imagine each of those +1/+1 counter is another creature but that's not how it works any other time so I just can't, lol" "amass is such a weird mechanic in magic lore-wise because instead of amassing an army is just like ""this zombie is gettin real big""" @rye_bread_bi @Trans_Astral https://t.co/autXFopQfT "@CelticAnarchy Literally Every level of this discourse Is Uber's fault Finding solidarity in this instance is an EASY gimme. ""Blind retribution"" as if us defending the disabled person in question must mean we hate the Uber driver personally. Literally drawing the battle lines for Uber." @caraesten Most of my spiro was white (which were the really gross mint ones)! Though I sometimes got the tan ones that tasted way better. "The ONE time in MtG Arena I was asked after a match ""Did you enjoy this match?"" the wires in my brain crossed and I clicked the frowny face by accident and I'm still annoyed at that." @RailiahVictoria HELL YEAH I DO :D "@SeanWithersDraw Thought about this a lot while writing that thread but couldn't think of a succinct way to include it. Shit like this is basically saying ""In our revolution, we hope y'all quietly disappear"" which is just beyond ghoulish." "@tiger Not even sure what they're trying to say, but I blocked them for clearly wanting to start a fight I have no interest in." "I first heard about furries and started being cool with being called one around 2002 or so, meaning over half my life I've been a furry, even if for a LONG time I didn't have a fursona I was happy with. It's such an incredible community." @RailiahVictoria UwU @tiger Very true! Any cis girl that wants to yeet her period into the sea is valid too. "@tiger Though at the same time, it's a careful balancing act because this kid who wishes she didn't have them might have equally valid reasons (trans boy). But I appreciate what I think is trying to be said here." "@tiger As a trans woman who very often wishes she could have kids, that was my immediate first thought as well, even if I'm not sure that was the intent (I don't think intent matters much in this case since the message is a good one regardless)." goddamn i love being a furry @FrigidElfChild WHAT??? And your pet didn't do it for you??? :O "@cyberwitchlexi Anarchist, but from what I understand of it, communists want the same thing I do. I just like anarchist as a better umbrella term. I don't have any issue with being called a leftist, though." "*coffeespoonie, my bad I'll admit I'm pretty mad. Mad enough to misread a username." To summarize this another way: The ONLY reason you'd direct ANY hate at coffeespoons is if you think she's at fault. And you shouldn't have to be told why that's completely fucked. Jesus Christ. @NewGenderWhoDis They don't have them in each stall over here as far as I've seen??? "@liddytronic That would definitely be way easier, but there might be a reason he doesn't." "@nnoouuvv No, it's a person who cuts their huge books in half to make traveling with them easier. But otherwise, yeah that's basically the discourse, it seems." "@GwenStarlight No apology necessary, Adrain 💕 It pisses me off too" "Don't intentionally destroy books, but also: They're not sacred artifacts. Like come on." While I'm in a discourse-responding mood: The reason a lot of people (myself included) wince at the idea of destroying books is because it's destroying actual knowledge. There's a dark history there we shouldn't repeat. But that's not what the halfing book person was doing??? "Yeah, capitalism caused this fight. And too many of you took the obvious bait. YOU'RE the one who needs to do better." "This ENTIRE DISCOURSE should have been ""Here's why the gig economy needs to be abolished"" not ""I secretly have less than zero patience for disabled people"" Thanks for the masks off I guess" """clearly, from the thread that didn't exist when you posted that video"" ???????????????? Maybe stop being an ableist fuck????" "HERE'S AN IDEA SOLIDARITY INSTEAD OF ""YOU'RE UNSPEAKABLY CRUEL, DO BETTER"" LIKE ACTUALLY PRETEND TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT CAPITALISM IS DOING TO *ALL* OF US" """Trying to spread awareness about how people disregard your disability is unspeakably cruel. Don't you know capitalism is making me say this (presumably????)"" I fucking hate this website. https://t.co/Kp7CyEEoqM" "@grittystitties I've noticed, but I wanted to make sure I knew what you meant. That's where my pad that had been soaking up a day's worth of post-surgery discharge was :P" @Notactuallysmol @TinyVampBaby I guess you're right >.< @grittystitties Pants hammock? @Notactuallysmol @TinyVampBaby MOOD @SixArmedSweater @PrissyOrcGF She got a nifty toy a few years ago at least! Anyway that's why the literal ass end of my pad is currently folded over in my pants rn rip "I often go into stores with only my phone and not my purse, which leads to an annoying problem when I go to the bathroom: Where to put my phone. I'm undoing my belt, pulling down my pants, with no pockets and the goddamn TP dispenser is a rounded surface." @WillowPoss Fuck those people seriously @FroyoBaggins Sucks so much :/ @apunkdog oh no D: Really hope whoever that is isn't too terribly affected by this :/ "I was gonna post screencaps of some examples but it's really, really bad. Like, don't want that shit on my TL bad. If folks are actually having trouble finding what I mean, I can share it, but it's really trollish, cruel stuff. Worried they stole that pfp too :/" @futanarchy oh no D: Get well soon!! @Notactuallysmol So cool!!! Have you been collecting for a while? @Notactuallysmol Did you design it with one of those LEGO design programs first or are you sketching out live so to speak? @TinyVampBaby it really is heck x.x @Notactuallysmol This is so awesome watching come together!!! @SteampunkPenny Omg hell yeah!! "Need to stop being so hesitant to tell my friends I love them. I'm really glad Marl said it as we dropped her off at the airport. It was in my heart too, even if my mouth had trouble saying it at first. Love you too, cutie 💕" "@emarl_ @TenaciousRanch I'm always happy to help recharge your queer energies, cutie~ 😘" "@Calliethulhu I think it's totally fair to expand ""bury your gays"" to include any plot that's needlessly tragic." @PrissyOrcGF no mercy plz 😍 @humusbeings @vexwerewolf You haven't??? @pupthefan @Jarviferret Yeah no cast member would've told an adult guest that lol @Calliethulhu as a trans girl bottom: thank you for your service o7 @nyaakat Awwwww! That's so sweet and gay 🥰💕 @PrissyOrcGF @mode_view @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl while my eyes turn into hearts and hearts pour out of my head in response @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view *pats head* 💕 @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view gosh I'm hanging out with the bad queers~? :O @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view okay but like I'm trying to play along with your initial tweet and you keep arguing :P "@Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view I thought ""cringe culture"" meant ""saying things are cringe""" @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view we left cringe culture in the 2010's I thought @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view that helps even less to say??? someone else explained it on another branch of the thread tho so no worries @neondreamgirl @mode_view @Calliethulhu THERE we go. Thank you. @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl @mode_view it tells me literally nothing about what you were trying to say? @neondreamgirl @mode_view @Calliethulhu that... doesn't clear anything up @Calliethulhu is this where I finally ask what that means @CaptainFluke @BirdTickIer I tried to think of something more clever than that but I ended up settling on the classic @Trans_Astral You're good enough 💕 @sidhe_solais @BirdTickIer Yeah 7 weeks since my surgery and I'm shocked at how manageable the pain has felt honestly @PrissyOrcGF YES DO IT :D :D :D @nyaakat I FEEL THIS SO HARD Need more mods so bad x.x @Calliethulhu yeah because it finally united the two warring factions of Star Wars fans into hating the same movie @norintha @emarl_ Marl and I have matching themed shirts lol 💕 @nyaakat hoping to one day see this view in person 😍 @MaiaFranklyn @joffeorama so he's king jesus "if I see the words ""once and future king"" or ""britons"" in my mentions one more time, i'm throwing the sword back at the watery tart" @DevourerRose *gentle hugs* 💕💕💕💕 "@BirdTickIer @CaptainFluke Yeah some surgeons don't require it, lucky you! (There's a chance you'd need electrolysis too which is even worse)" @BirdTickIer Omg that's wonderful! Congrats!! So happy for you!!! 💕💕💕💕 "@Doc_Wolverine *huffs* okay, DOCTOR! D:<" @Doc_Wolverine my only regret was that I read this 13 hours later 👀💦 "LOL I finally shared this with her and she was like ""oh hey you wanna have some more fun tonight?""" @ACrimsonSun THAT SOUNDS AWESOME OMG @ACrimsonSun wait what o.o @IllCaesarer I have a Living Dex just waiting for Pokemon Home so that's not necessary but thank you 💕💕💕 @IllCaesarer Yeah I guess it'd have to be Let's Go. I own Let's Go Eevee :3 "@SixArmedSweater @n_chippie I don't actually know as the article doesn't say, but given that the person with him talked about cast members speaking with them directly, I'm pretty sure they confiscated the sword and he's lucky he wasn't banned lol" @CaseyExplosion Cows have a very strong feminine energy imo and I love to see any trans girl with a cowsona 🥰 It's been so incredibly awesome having @emarl_ visiting us and I just found out this morning she was really sad that tonight was her last night here! It's just so sweet to hear she's gonna miss us too 😭💕💕💕 "@IllCaesarer Oh gosh thank you! DM me when you're ready, okay? 💕💕💕" @IllCaesarer I only trade for keeps sorry >.< @SixArmedSweater @WerewolfMoms goals 😍 @SixArmedSweater huge same in case that wasn't obvious lol 💕 @undeadmooncat gosh same @Campfire_System mood @loveydoveypup @EsserZed You... you didn't know that? She famously had a really scary demonic pact she was trying to get out of for years :P @AmazonChique omg I think I might need one of these o.o @LeafTilde I have attained true balance @LeafTilde Non-prequel Star Wars movies @LeafTilde @ADirtyTrans looks like I have my next weekend planned out then! To clarify further how much this wasn't supposed to happen: He ripped the sword in half when he did it @loveydoveypup @arancaytar well now I want to build a deck around this thanks lol 💕 @OzmaRacc @E4Estrogen we really should~ @loveydoveypup @arancaytar That's really quite awesome @OzmaRacc @E4Estrogen same except two nights ago! :3 @OzmaRacc @E4Estrogen many of us are fucking each other in fact! :V Apparently an enthusiastic buff guy just ripped it out after being told you win a prize if you can. That's... not supposed to be possible without a cast member releasing the lock lol @CaseyExplosion That must've been a nightmare to draw. No wonder he didn't catch on @LeafTilde My only question is is it possible to become a slime girl like this @arancaytar @loveydoveypup Magic gets weird sometimes. Might be a card that says you can't lose the game? Though I'm not sure She's so incredibly strong and a goddamn hero "I am 10,000% here for one tweet book reviews from Chelsea Manning" @OzmaRacc aw yea https://t.co/lPDvPiRCJo @OzmaRacc I would say it's so unfair except I'm one too 👀 @mode_view ESPECIALLY this couch though! The amount of gay sex that has been had on this couch is kinda legendary at this point lol you ever almost fall asleep in a girl's arms because you're so hecking comfy because that was me for a solid hour or so there 😍 it's real gay on this couch rn snuggling cuties!! 😍💕 @emarl_ @norintha https://t.co/lFrTUN2ytp the last time I masturbated was last decade 😭😭😭 snuggling with a cutie and aaaaaaa im gay 😍 @WerewolfMoms I feel so Seen @CatkinsLap the number 2 step always seems to work out somehow and I don't know how lol @PrissyOrcGF YES "Me: Surely I can just start calling my queer/chosen family ""my family,"" right? I get to just call them that because I'm an adult who has a family like any non-queer person? Tweets like these: *exist* Me: cool cool cool" "cool, well ours is comprised entirely of the 8 queer people (mostly trans) that live on this alpaca ranch commune, thanks" "@myevilpinky Nope, just a gun" I'm a bunny and a cutie who's an Inteleon just sent me this link and ghgfddddgvhhgfffg @TheFintauSystem *hugs hugs hugs* :/ @Calliethulhu >w> @Calliethulhu oh gosh really??? :3 "Packing up the most valuable robbits for the upcoming move and I could've sworn I heard a tiny voice say ""I still function!"" https://t.co/QaJmEtfFUp" @FinalBossFemme Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @Uber_Anne how dare you call me out like this @PrissyOrcGF When it's all healed it's gonna feel so good 😍 One More Week Until I'm cleared for clitoral orgasms !!!!!! @LeafTilde 🥚🥚🥚!!! "hot take but, egg." @capsule_169 Sapphic love is best love 💕 a cutie called me a brood slut in DMs and I think I just came a bit >/////< okay but like the way she giggles when she reads tweets like these immmmm gay @Kaelyrhn @JenApparently he swapped his ability to transform for more fuck energy like an action master who fucks @emarl_ only tweeting facts about the CUTIE who is you!!! @emuchaton but how soft is your skin rn ATTENTION: @emarl_ is a cutie >w> @Calliethulhu *slams fists on table* WE NEED MORE @mode_view refined babby taste "love how Game Freak saw all the jokes about how Squirtle was number 007 and then thought ""but what if the water starter was literally a secret agent?""" @trgrrl mmmmm that Pokedex order is real satisfying @LittleEmmyBee @RebeccaCuddles pretty sure diaper checks are impossible not to WEH at >/////> who wants to buy a wrong face Pikachu https://t.co/U4nJF7sAQk @TinyVampBaby @NekohimeMusou TWO BABIES "@PrissyOrcGF Oh, sorry >.>" @TinyVampBaby @NekohimeMusou BABY @TinyVampBaby @NekohimeMusou nuh-uh that means big girl @TinyVampBaby @NekohimeMusou *sighs* where is your diaper little one? @PrissyOrcGF hmmmmm sounds like you're hoping a furry artist friend of yours suddenly gets inspiration 🤔 @TinyVampBaby @NekohimeMusou I'M 2 AND A HALF D:< @TinyVampBaby @NekohimeMusou but ur totally baby @NekohimeMusou @TinyVampBaby immmm not always the tiniest!!! sometimes she's my age too >.> @RebeccaCuddles it makes me feel smol so much more often hecc >/////< "havin another little in the house with her mommy and havin Mommy and her mommy be like, co-mommies for two littles is uhhhhh the greatest dynamic ever and i love it???" @PrissyOrcGF @VyriaDurav HOT AND GOALS WOW @FinalBossFemme Sounds like an amazing night :3 @PrissyOrcGF whomst among us No wonder I wished I was gay before I realized I was a girl. This shit rocks 🥰 @PrissyOrcGF I've never been so ready to be utterly destroyed 😍😍😍 @norintha AT LEAST WE'RE IN THE SAME BOAT WITH THIS CUTIE We both snuggled last night and it was amazing 🥰🥰🥰 what level of gay disaster is it when I'm still too shy to make the first move even though we've already had sex and snuggled a ton? >.> @Uber_Anne HAPP BIRTH 💕💕💕 @undeadmooncat wanna snuggle you too 💕 @SeanWithersDraw 🥚 not to be such an obvious gay but I could snuggle her for hours seriously "Me, snuggling a cutie earlier: [Goddess she smells AMAZING but I can't just TELL her, right? That'd be weird, right?] Her: You smell really good I love being a transbian 🥰" "just two girls impregnating each other over and over again with hundreds of eggs and being cute brood mothers together you know, like gal pals" @MyNameIsGriffon kranch sounds like an STD @mode_view It's okay 💕 "@blaze_casual Guess you're just gonna have to get really in there for a good whiff then, huh~? :3" "@LilithQueenofD1 @PhyrexianThot It stands for ""after dark"" and it's where the ""horny on main"" idea kinda comes from. Like folks are ""supposed"" to post horny there lol" "@TenaciousQilin Well you're been living in an anarchist commune for the past like 5 months or so, so... :P" @mode_view I'm trying not to be a bitch about the typo everyone noticed but it honestly just frustrates me. Not every tweet I make is about being little. @LeafTilde most girl @WhaleHorned Well now I'm just annoyed "Sometimes think about this tweet I made about 3 months into HRT when I was only just starting to realize how incredibly gay I was. You have no idea how much gayer things were about to get, past me 💕 https://t.co/jd3Itlitb5" hecking magical (and gay as hell) how HRT makes transfemmes smell amazing AND gives me a stronger sense of small to fully enjoy it 😍 @PhyrexianThot GENIUS "It was literally Her: Do you like smelling panties? Me: Hell yeah Her: Do you wanna smell mine? Me: FUCK yes It was the cutest, gayest moment I swear" @Hypnothulhu I'm coming as fast as I can~ "@Ryleigh1248 Oh that wasn't sex, just gals being pals ;3" skin on skin contact like a bunch of sluts @ialika_lifina https://t.co/VKXQ63XOTr @DevourerRose Me? A muskslut??? :O snugglin all gay like @mode_view Yeah >.> clit feels so sensitive tonight x.x @ADirtyTrans like fishy lizardy pawbs 😍 @mode_view PAWBS 🐾🐾🐾🐾 thinkin about pawbs @FinalBossFemme OMG 💕 @arthur_affect I was today years old when I realized that @nyaakat big growth spurt hopefully :/ @Nickle4aPickle Probably! I just need to get around to catching stuff to trade and I keep forgetting >.> @doublegearsys AWWWWWW 😍😍😍 @doublegearsys 10/10 STUFFIE FRIEND @PrissyOrcGF YES ALSO GOALS First of two Alcremie boxes complete! (star and ribbon candies aren't available yet) #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Btq2sTqY0u Just had a cutie ask if I wanted to smell her panties and I just want to say being a gay slut is the greatest life ever 🥰💕 @FrigidElfChild If you were mutuals you should DM "Queer friendship: Like any other friendship, except with more sex and casual nudity" @ABeardedQueer Glad to hear you finally swung the bat 💕 "@vexwerewolf I mean, Lara could be that first somebody >w>" @chrismcfeely @JenApparently Always "@nyaakat Oh gosh the second one, silly :P" @Agustuski I'm thinking I'm gonna be ordering a TON of stuff from them >w> "I've seen a ton of cars with Autobot symbols, but this is the first car I've seen where the person invented their own deco and possibly their own character. This is so cool! https://t.co/l08pZcAZw0" @deathpigeon @liddytronic Please do! @WhaleHorned It is!!!! @deathpigeon @liddytronic HECC >///////< @deathpigeon @liddytronic hecc >/////< @TheCrystalStorm Hopefully I experience the same! 😭💕 @LeafTilde gosh gosh goshhhhh >/////< gosh all these cuties think i'm cute >/////< @TheCrystalStorm I keep hearing that from other transfemmes who've gotten the surgery and I can't wait!! Do you remember when you started noticing the changes? "@mode_view So you wash up first, silly :3" @LittleEmmyBee IM BABY!!!! @mode_view It's pretty dang hot imo :3 it fits :3 https://t.co/wMHTNIP6HF plz oh plz oh plz can the removal of my balls mean I'm gonna get more bottom heavy 😭 """do I want her butt or do I want to eat her butt"" - the ultimate transbian conundrum" "You ever see a transfemme's butt and think ""Maybe if I eat her ass I can absorb some of that power""" The best gift to give to someone you love is giving them a fetish @PaulWurgisnacht @OneLameShark It's so weird because in the movie his knees are clearly bending outward and everyone just assumed those were elbows and then twisted them just a little further around to reflect that. And the weird diaper was just... invented for some reason. There's a beanie baby that's naked. @leafwork 👀👀👀 transbians can have little a girldick as a treat "@PrissyOrcGF Submit, most likely" @undeadmooncat HUGE AGREE @Nickle4aPickle 💕💕💕 @doublegearsys gosh >/////> I wanna keep gushing about it (pun ABSOLUTELY intended) but my brain is just gay mush rn @FinalBossFemme THAT'S SO COOL So much soft cuddling mixed with lewd gayness Can't believe I ever thought I was cishet wtf was wrong with me 💕 Fuckin Queer sex is so good Goddamn Doctor says I can't touch my new pussy for another 9 days Doesn't mean I can't suck a nice girldick though~ 🥰 @ADirtyTrans @DarkTyrannosaur Gosh I hope so! @TheCrystalStorm @SofaJustice 29 for me TOTALLY COMPLETELY unrelated but: @emarl_ is a cutie~ @PrissyOrcGF HUGE SAME @ArtyMaus Sure :3 "We have a cutie visiting the ranch and I AM SO GAY, Y'ALL" @Esper_Lily All the more reason you should start! :3 My gauges are officially at size 00 (10mm)!!! This size has been a goal since I started stretching my piercings! And I'm absolutely not stopping here lol (They're a beautiful shade of green but it doesn't show up that great in this light. Too excited not to share them now tho!) https://t.co/S3xbE9KQip I love my friends. I'm sorry if that's not always apparent. @RipleyStorm oh no :/ @FinalBossFemme HOT "@liddytronic They're adding 2, the other ones have been around for a bit. They're called allied races, and yeah, basically prestige races." ALSO THESE ARE THEIR TOTEMS LIKE OMG??? https://t.co/1suSzJNloC "I'm actually really happy Shaman is winning. I was leaning that way anyway. My main has been an enhancement shaman for a decade, and I love the Vulpera so much I feel like it does my new toon justice to make her a shaman too. Might try an elemental for the first time :3" I've narrowed down what class I want my new Vulpera (fox anthro race in WoW) to be to two! Which one should I go for? @IllCaesarer I didn't even know Gamestop sold them. I'm just talking about Pokemon Center. @IllCaesarer GOOD STUFFIE SPREAD I REALLY WANT THAT CHRISTMAS SYLVEON BUT THEY KEPT SELLING OUT 😭😭😭 @IllCaesarer RIGHT??? The Halloween Pokemon Center stuffies are always so cute! @WhaleHorned yeah 😭😭😭 @fluffyespy YES I've made an executive decision Moomin is a Pokemon https://t.co/7cysmMQ1eq @WhaleHorned That's the next giant stuffie I wanna get :3 The perils of collecting giant stuffies Literally 3 Pokemon fit into this 55 gallon bag x.x (Lapras for scale) https://t.co/KX58WhItgw @fluffyespy Kinky~ @Kaelyrhn Correct! @LilithQueenofD1 @PhyrexianThot VERY TRUE Packing up my toys for the big move! Gosh I wish pokeballs were real x.x https://t.co/hvr1a0qY3o "@RustyRubyBear I sometimes still wear my guy shirts, but I like the big necks of girl cut shirts so much more. But yeah, boobs improve ANY top lol" "It's literally about how a dance party breaks out at the local jail and the guards freak the FUCK out. Like they treat it like a breakout attempt. ""I love to hear those convicts squeal, it's a shame these slugs ain't real"" Sargent Bacon is mentioned by name" @FemmeFaeTali @TheCrystalStorm @DiodeLass wow my skin just crawled @arancaytar @LambChopInPamps Yep! We're moving the ranch on the 1st! "Remember when Superjail's theme song for the pilot was Rubber Bullets by 10cc? I've had that on my big random playlist for years, and WOW that song has evolved as my opinion of cops & prison has soured." "Me: I should get rid of all my boy shirts Also me: Boy I sure am glad I have all these extra clothes I don't wear so I can pad these transformers for packing I need to stop moving, it's stoking my hoarder mentality >////>" @OzmaRacc @TheCrystalStorm you me bothh holy hecc 😍 @SynTheGuardian @ComicsByXan @NewGenderWhoDis I figured. That kind of family is better imo anyway 💕 @ComicsByXan @NewGenderWhoDis Oh that's awesome I didn't know you two were sisters! 💕💕💕 "@ttmeowinator They have a bunch of different stuffies at FanGamer, but here's the Knight stuffie! https://t.co/adMJpXz7of" @OzmaRacc I'm too gay for this aaaaa 😍 "@Notactuallysmol any particular reason you weren't padded, little one? :P" "I can't claim to know what was going through this guy's head, but if it were me it would've been ""Did this weird-ass conservative just try to insult me by imply I was living it up at an awesome-sounding orgy last night?""" @NeurologNyx oh! I know!! 44!!! @lara_santaella It's a good answer! "Imagine if this interviewer was saying ""I heard you were banging every girl you met last night"" and we could tell she was trying to insult the guy by saying that and you can get some idea of how silly this sounds to us queers." "Weird to be reminded that for a lot of non-queer people, queerness is still something that no one should be proud of. Dicks are fun to suck? Sex is nothing to be ashamed of? Nor is being a slut? Y'all sound like aliens to us when you act like there's something wrong with that." You have to have a complete lack of empathy for queer people to think your feelings after a single queer person was mean to you matter more than the systematic bigotry we face. That's why we're not fooled by your game of pretend where it's just about 2 sides being equally mean. "@FrillyHyena Displaying everything this intricately takes way longer than packing them up, thankfully lol" "I'm a gamer and a queer person, and I can tell you firsthand this is comparing apples and orangutans. And if you don't believe me? Fair's fair: I don't believe you're actually hurt by these comments. Talk to me when you want to actually have a discussion about this and learn." "And if on some slim chance you as a gamer are truly confused and hurt by all this, and aren't just trying to win this game that you only are playing by acting like the victim: I'm sorry, but your identity as a gamer just isn't being targeted by real, systematic bigotry." "Anyone who feels hurt by comments like these is looking for justification for their bigotry. We can't hurt you the way you can hurt us. If you don't understand that, you're being willfully ignorant." "It's just more of this bullshit. When transphobes and homophobes are attacking us? Crickets. When we try to give them just a fraction of a taste of their own medicine, it's blind fury. We're supposed to just lie down and take endless abuse. https://t.co/721v7Zg4zJ" "Once again, non-queer people only have a problem with bigotry when it's us repeating the same bigotry back at bigots for a laugh with a fraction of the power they do. This is so obviously satire. Where's this anger when stuff like this that isn't satire is directed at us?" @SarahSwitchy It's one of my favorite games of all time! I really hope they make more stuffies. Alphys and Undyne are my favorites and there aren't any stuffies of them yet 😭 "@FakeEstrusFlask Oh totally I played for a month or two in the summer of '16 and then got bored. I don't really love the prospect of collecting every Pokemon a second time when I already did that in the main series. Commercial is cute, is all." @CateSpice My bad "@mode_view I used to hate glitter, but then I transitioned lol But a makeup brush is a really good idea omg!" Squirtle is my favorite Gen I starter and I'm not crying you're crying!!! "@mode_view Transformers can be really hard to dust, yeah. It's a careful combination of canned air and a cloth and some of the dust is just unreachable, but it's usually small enough that it doesn't bother me." "@mode_view I dust maybe about twice a year, though that usually isn't enough lol. Mistress usually has a lot of air filters running which helps, and this collection has only been up for a couple months." @mode_view They're super squishy! If I wasn't so afraid of kitties tearing them up I'd keep them on the bed! I hope to one day have a toy room that doesn't allow kitties inside where they can be easily cuddlable :3 Gotta pack all this up tomorrow in preparation for the move. Seriously one of the best collection setups I've ever had (and I've a LOT over the years). But I have confidence the setup at the new house will be even better! 💕✨ https://t.co/sNSHvZ7QXz "@AstroValerie Of course, cutie!" "@DevourerRose As I said to another person, also worth noting they're not just talking to trans people with this." @NewGenderWhoDis why yes I did! :V https://t.co/SChC4ozrLL "@NewGenderWhoDis I'm glad you're liking it all so far! But yeah, that's... not sure what I'd do with that information >.>" Oh yeah I guess my wording was unclear up there https://t.co/FqlaiRlxyC "@arancaytar Oh no I mean I walked into the living room as the household was watching Curse of the Black Spot like, tonight. For the Smith era I was there on the premiere! I had cable at the time and they marketed that era HARD to Americans, lol. BBC America had it I'm pretty sure." @NewGenderWhoDis I mean at least you're pleased with the result so far? @AstroValerie There are 7 other queers living here there is literally no way to know lol @NewGenderWhoDis Yeah that's... a lot o.o @NatalieTheCapn Hell yeah! "@NatalieTheCapn I WANT HER TO TOO, DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT :D" "@Shoggoth_Lord @MountainRosebud @NewGenderWhoDis Seconded, this is perfect" Wait this is easily called a sapphic ship @NikkiTheSlayer_ OMG TRUE The only het ship I stan is The Doctor and his wife I really wanna watch the current Doctor Who stuff but it's just remembering to I guess get them on Amazon? I keep forgetting honestly. "Someone bought a DVD collection of the early 11th Doctor episodes of Doctor Who and it's been too long since I watched this! I came in during Curse of the Black Spot and am now watching The Doctor's Wife, aka one of my favorite episodes of all time. Missed this show." @LeftAtLondon I want you to know this is the only time I decided to watch this clip @Summer_C_Ash Now there is :3 @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater protecc but also succ @XylariaVG I GET PAID TOMORROW AND I CAN'T WAIT TO ROLL MY FOX GIRL "who's the absolute genius who designed the Twitter app to load the ""follows you"" text literally dead last I just wanna talk" @EvvyEmm can confirm @SleekNinjaMonk I read this one! :3 @LeafTilde implying that isn't how it already works for me >/////> @Trans_Astral And you're so welcome as it's the least I could do 💕 @Trans_Astral You're one of my favorite people in this world and are an absolute delight to have in my life. You're just gonna have to trust me on this one 💕💕💕 @OzmaRacc please tell me you bought that adorable nightmare @BoringNerdyKate Unquestionably @Trans_Astral I feel really really really fortunate that I became your friend 2 babs snugglin! @BabzSky https://t.co/KheHFACCu3 Btw Vikky is a roommate of ours at @TenaciousRanch if you didn't know! Here we see @deathpigeon demonstrating how to sit like a gay in a vehicle https://t.co/vlOR7BYODw @vexwerewolf I dunno your deadname but I think your real name is quite pretty ;3 "@Genderbird ""Reject guaranteed safety promise"" That's... that's not how hypotheticals work." @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe And gosh such amazing bedside service 😍 @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe Those panties are so cute omg??? @TheCatMom I agree "@TheCrystalStorm I completely agree, cutie :3" @TheFintauSystem Nyaaa? :3 Omg I just realized one way to contextualize this I'm so bad at being a guy I don't even know how face razors work despite using them for half my life RIP @liddytronic I completely agree. "@AutumnOpossum That's fair, but I usually don't feel very human so I personally like it. They're saying this to cis people too, also." "Like seriously this is basic-ass ""How would you like it if someone said that to you?"" aka the exact same kind of lesson they give kindergartners, albeit with a bit of bite to it because we're all adults here and us trans people aren't fucking robots. Sometimes you get the horns." @hearmenerd It thankfully wasn't on my skin when I pressed the button accidently "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, your shitty-ass tone policing you clueless asshole." "For cis people, horrific rudeness to a trans person is ""a teachable moment,"" but that same trans person replying back with the exact same rudeness is ""alienation of a potential ally."" We're supposed to take endless abuse and only reply with sunshine and rainbows." "@emnicw @ArtifexH It wasn't too bad, but some transfemmes actually attempt that so I wanted to make sure it was just a joke" @OneLameShark Awesome will do! @OneLameShark I'm pretty sure there's a few I don't have but I gotta find my Botbot box! @OneLameShark I only want the Quintesson and the Sharkticons "@transscribe Seriously your reply WAS the lesson being taught. Their reply proves they didn't WANT to learn. I don't understand how cis people think ""Here's why your question is really rude"" is anything other than way more patience than that person deserves." @emnicw @ArtifexH please don't :/ "@emnicw @ArtifexH Yep, once the balls are gone, further feminization is pretty common." "@EzraRB131 @transscribe @stefsanjati That was literally a teachable moment, wherein the reply was an attempt to teach, but transphobes don't want to be taught. Sounds like you don't either." @OneLameShark I need to look it up again lol. Lemme get home first. @OneLameShark Hey I did the same thing minus buying any of series 2 I just want the pacifier one D: "@OneLameShark Wait is it mostly series 1 because I have like, all but 3 of those" @OneLameShark Hell yeah! @OneLameShark I didn't know about these sets and now I want them do bad @Trans_Astral It's only in Boulder and Longmont so that'd be a helluva drive but maybe! "If you ever have a chance to have a Snarf's sub you should really try one. Best sub I've ever had, easily." "One of the many reasons @SnarfsOnPearl is my favorite sub shop: Trans friendly bathrooms, AND catering to furries! :D https://t.co/izoZwOQ1bc" @saintessa How what? @Roodypatooti I agree "@caraesten Like I don't feel I had a choice in being trans, but ultimately it shouldn't be up to cis doctors to determine that." "@caraesten Choice and bodily autonomy is ultimately the foundation of trans rights, but cis people need to feel like it's more than just that It bothers me when trans and cis people alike are like ""We should find the trans gene!"" or whatever. Even if such a thing existed, it doesn't matter" "I guess for vanilla people this is way less obvious, but if there was ANY way to make shock collars safe for humans, subs everywhere would be wearing them CONSTANTLY, trust me." "No, actually, you're not the first person to have the idea of wearing a shock collar and if you stop and think about it for more than 3 seconds you might realize that on your own." @okbillybunny @MaxKriegerVG Same. This is the first time I've seen it confirmed. Your body is not a dog's body. This is really not safe. "I'm probably not the first kinkster who's mentioned this because I'm not the first to have looked into this, but: Shock collars are dangerous for human use. Please never do this." @transfilmtheory are... are cuties' genitals a food? >.> @Potatopolitics Oh yeah your accents are nearly identical I can see why people get confused /s lol "@MaxKriegerVG I was wondering why everyone would reply with ""little a"" every time I said the ""a little"" meme" @FakeEstrusFlask @caraesten Yeah my gut initially said Sophomore but I second guessed lol "@FakeEstrusFlask @caraesten I can't even remember if they started out in middle school or high school. In '97 either one would've been older than me, lol" @caraesten That series awakened so many Feelings in my eggy soul @blaze_casual Hehehe can't wait to show you~ 😘 @cyberdoctor42 @MaiaFranklyn It's clearly G11 "@fasterkitty I mean, these are mostly jeans, but they're tight and stretchy. I can't wait to have a full collection of leggings though!! :3" "I really feel like I've reached a new stage in my healing. It's not by any means fully there, but it feels even more like MY vulva. Truly a part of me. It's not just the surgical site, it's my vag :3" @arancaytar YEAH THAT'S WHY I'M NEVER GONNA USE THE VIBRATION FEATURE ON THIS ONE LOL My life is a TG story and I LOVE IT. Next up: More pussy healing and the changes my body will experience without needing to fight against T! :3 Puberty 2.5!!! "I'm also supposed to do kegels. So like, flex my pussy constantly reminding me it's there 😍" @CamiDoesScience @ramenkitsune SAME @CamiDoesScience It's soooooo good 😭💕 The super lewd dragon dildo I wanna buy is from a place that has an 8 week turnaround so I'm actually gonna buy my first dildo for my PUSSY tomorrow OwO @Sona_Sonara Oh yeah you're right!!! >w> I have a pussy who's scars I'm supposed to massage regularly. Doctor's orders! >w> I have a pussy omg omg omg @3folkdone @CamiDoesScience @IcyWitch35 Razor companies love to overcharge for everything I'm wearing these jeggings I love and I keep looking down to confirm there's no bulge there and I still kinda can't believe it 😳😍💕 @3folkdone @CamiDoesScience @IcyWitch35 The point is they can charge more @CamiDoesScience @3folkdone @IcyWitch35 Yeah I refuse to use that feature lol @winocm THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS USING @QuinntoBean Gender euphoria is so good 💕 @vexwerewolf How fucking rude!!! D:< @LambChopInPamps RIGHT??? @TracerPlace I DON'T KNOW D: @CamiDoesScience I DON'T KNOW "This morning in b!mbo: I just realized the G*llette razor I've been using for two years, the one that I've noticed has a power button symbol on it, actually vibrates if you press it, which I did on accident and it freaked me out for a second. 🙃" @Cosmosgamer2 An unbelievable dream 💕 @EmilyVivant I'm working up to that one! Maybe a couple more months hopefully? They shaped my vag with that one so I know I can do it :3 I really wanna take pictures but the pad really isn't that flattering lol rip @Trans_Astral You can be into dudes AND into how feminine they make you feel! Those two aspects don't really conflict that much. Like a year ago or so Mistress bought me a few pairs of panties and were a different style than I'm used to and really too small with my girldick BUT THEY FIT SO GOOD NOW AND MAKE MY BUTT LOOK AMAZING 😍😍😍 Can't wait until I can stop wearing pads and they look EVEN BETTER :3 @PrissyOrcGF ISN'T IT THE BEST??? @Azure_Husky @Glopossum omg plz "Had a friend call the biggest dilator size ""stretchy boi"" and I think I have a name for at least one of my dilators lol" @nyaakat 👀😍💕 @Trans_Astral h-hi~ taking my breath away is nice but I'd really like something stronger hehehe @Trans_Astral yeah it's pretty sweet :3 @Trans_Astral I don't wanna breathe anymore plz~ @Trans_Astral girls is unfairly hot "*holds out hope for her hips/ass/thighs to fill out* like just, destroy my pants plz" @asystemofgirls @Q3w3e3 Those are two VERY different skills @LisaTMullin I'm being really careful! But I also wanna make sure I'm massaging my scars like my physical therapist told me to. I really can't wait to see how GRS will further feminize my body now that it's not fighting against testosterone :3 "No time to figure out how this is possible, an impossible dream of mine just came true and I'm gonna *enjoy it*" Only wonder for a moment how the fuck it happened before planning a *lot* of fun porn to film @StebMcDreb They didn't even mate in the cat orgy smdh @PhyrexianThot HOW EVEN @LisaTMullin I'm very often aware of my clit and just waiting for more nerves to wake up for everything else :3 @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/IGRl7Rd618 @Tricliniangry jelly >.< @KeysisPieces HECC >////> @teh_maxh @sqwrrkpon she won't "@sqwrrkpon Nah, Mistress doesn't have much interest in controlling my orgasms" "Oh I forgot the biggest piece of good news I got at my 6 week post-op today: I have permission to attempt masturbating in two weeks! No penetration of course, and it's probably gonna take a bunch of practice, but I'll be officially allowed to cum finally x.x" @ElvenHalcyon Oh heck maybe I will then! 💕 @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma TO WALMART! @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma It's definitely on my list of stuff I'd like to get one day! The size and price make it way too tempting @Tuplet I'm pretty sure I can feel it happening @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma I saw when you got it a couple months ago or whenever but I just assumed it was a restoration. I am very often not an observant woman lol @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma *SELL NOW I HATE MY PHONE @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma *still now @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma Makes sense lol @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma For some reason it didn't register with me how tiny it is. One of those small arcade cabinets they sell bow? Hmmmm that actually makes me want it more (way easier to obtain) 👀 @JosieKendamu @RiotGrrrlJemma The Nickelodeon logo must mean it's a reproduction of some kind? I guess? That's really cool honestly "@LeafTilde @softfields I mean the pussy is just a given cybernetic upgrade. Like ""stamina"" or something. Pretty sure they come free with any upgrade." @Tricliniangry @anarchopupgirl https://t.co/bcOxYeYlN3 @Trans_Astral (does Lina have the link handy) @Trans_Astral imagine me in this hat plus my CUM shirt @Trans_Astral omg i need one where'd you get it "anyone who might get mad at that kind of representation would probably see it and go ""omg they're such good friends""" "In the women's clinic at Denver Health there's a framed picture of a pregnant woman and a woman next to her with her hand on her belly. I don't know what the actual story there is, but I took it to be a sapphic couple having a kid. I just wanna reiterate I love that place." "@MaiaFranklyn Dressing like Omega Spreem, aka the most powerful Transformer in the multiverse, is too powerful" Just like the Tomb Raider @EntityofJustice Hell yeah congrats! @blaze_casual @EriBoden wow cute~ "@sextoyspolitics @KirstiMiller30 I honestly didn't know it varied, huh. Well my clit is definitely sensitive enough so they used the right part for me I think lol" "@robogrrl I have moments in public when I think ""Oh I should do a tuck check"" and then feel really silly lol" Sometimes I worry that it sounds silly to say that my genital dysphoria was literally traumatic but... it just was. @LillithPhoenix OMG YES "@little_lizzie22 Yeah I guess I don't want those memories. It just a little scary that I don't feel like I'm the one erasing than, but I really can't complain lol" @bexslc that legit sounds terrifying oof Like it's upsetting to try and hold onto those memories. It almost stings. So I guess I should stop trying. Just... kinda fascinating. "I really don't know how to describe the emotions I feel when I try to remember what my girldick was like. It almost feels my brain is actively working on blocking those memories. I dunno if that's healthy or normal, but it sure is surreal." @transscribe I'm legitimately worried for cis people "@blaze_casual lol whoops I mean, if you need some help finding it~ >w>" @LisaTMullin It's even more sensitive than the head of my girldick was wtf >/////< @MyGendersWobbly @_Unl1sted_ @BabzSky Do me a favor: Untag me and I promise to tag every tweet about Hazbin Hotel from here on out https://t.co/RmIEBcGTzy Seriously I'm legitimately sad I won't be seeing either of them anymore once I'm all healed up :/ Like I wanna send them Christmas cards or invite them to the ranch or something. They've been so amazing and loving and I'm just so fucking happy with my care omg 💕 @KirstiMiller30 That... seems like something they shouldn't be asking the patient? Like they should just know? Glad it worked out o.o @LeafTilde GGGGDDDGHHDSSDCVG >//////< @LeafTilde how dare you make me blush this much >/////> (edited because I accidentally several words there lol) "Some good news is that while I was aware of the red, irritated skin near my clit, there was also some near my urethra, and I didn't even notice it had completely healed up until today at the PT appointment! Sometimes some of this heals fast, gosh >w>" "@LeafTilde Hehehe I already knew it worked, though. Almost anytime I get turned on it jumps (wiggles?) a bit. It's a wild sensation!" And now like an hour later my clit still feels sensitive >.< "She actually had a bit of trouble finding it too, but that's only because the skin around it is still a bit red and possibly granulated. But she touched what she thought was my clit and HOO BOY am I sensitive there!! I think she found it >////>" "Physical therapist after inspecting my junk and showing me how I should massage my scars: So, do you have any questions? Me, laying on my back with my knees up and legs spread: Yeah... where's my clit? >.>" @KirstiMiller30 Aaaaaaa I'm so excited! Thank you for reminding me about that part! 💕💕💕 "Time really does fly. That feels like it was 3 weeks ago at MOST, not 5 weeks, damn..." @KirstiMiller30 I'M REALLY HOPING I GET TO EXPERIENCE THAT TOO AND I'M REALLY EXCITED TO FIND OUT 😭💕💕💕 "But in addition to never wanting to out another trans woman, I know that when I was in her shoes, standing in that room holding a bag of my pee, I was ready to die of embarrassment >.>" Saw a woman holding a catheter bag in the waiting room at the women's clinic and I really wished I could've told her I was there 5 weeks ago and she'll be over the worst of it soon. @PrissyOrcGF Omg transphobes seriously think we think that a fucking orchi makes us women? 🤣 @nyaakat CUTE LEGGINGS THO @addamschloe In the US as well Anyway fuck American health insurance "There was a note on my chart that said ""This has to be a K*iser physical therapist"" and like, I'm not a physical therapist so I don't even know what I'd ask one that isn't already giving me care? Like switching doctors mid-recovery sounds awful, actually?" K*iser's being a bitch about clearing me for my physical therapy appointment so I might have to call them & yell about it. They basically said I could risk going through with the appointment and see if K*iser will cover it after the fact and I want the best care so I'm doing it. @3ryc4 I had heard that that can happen and holy shit I hope it does for me >.> It's only been 6 weeks for me so far tho "@addamschloe Ghostfreak was my favorite and the idea that that species can like, survive within the watch is a really cool idea but also I was really upset that it meant no more ghost alien :/" "Both my doctor and physical therapist are cis women and it's so nice that they just casually treat me as another woman in so many small ways. I can't even fully describe it, but it's so wonderful. Gender euphoria is so good 🥰" 6 week post-op appointment with the doctor went well! I even got to experience my first speculum which felt real weird but was kind of a genital dysphoria bucket list thing so I'm weirdly happy. Next up in about a half an hour is my appointment with the physical therapist! :3 @ikksplicit @LilFluffClouds vegan! gluten free! not hormone free tho :V I try really hard to get to my post-op appointments early but living almost 2 hours away makes it hard. Signed in literally a minute before my appointment time >.< @blaze_casual mmmmmm pawbs @Trans_Astral I KEEP TELLING YOU "@The_Beebles This such a good way to describe it! Especially the goal/pleasure divide! Like, edging seems way more possible and fun now." @RikaPikaMarie @ArtifexH Lena is my friend and is pretty obviously joking. @BimboFaerie @DNProtag @HexLatex Oh yeah that's my favorite @DoomGender story "@ArtifexH Yes, but I'm hopefully gonna be going to sleep soon" "My sexual fantasies before transitioning literally never involved me in any way, whereas now that I know I'm a girl and feel like one, 100% of my sexual fantasies involve me. Dysphoria is so obvious is hindsight." "I still get horny, but it's like a horny I feel I have some control over. And I'm not saying that this means guys can't be blamed for what they do when horny or anything like that, just that for me, the constant hunger was really exhausting and I'm glad to be past it." "Now the biggest source of growth for my porn collection is stuff I pay for, directly from the sex workers themselves, most of them friends of mine (and the porn being from my friends is like half the appeal now)." "Pre-HRT I would obsessively download as much as I could, never paid for it, always needed something new yet always saving each new piece for later. Felt a burning need to keep fueling that fire." I know it seems like I'm extremely horny and considering my T levels I suppose I kinda am but I was fucking *ravenous* before I started HRT and nowhere is that more apparent than the speed at which my porn collection grows these days. @nyaakat @gardenof_e It's an incredibly amazing premise for a porn series "@trgrrl the t-rex is like ""oh my god a salad I'm starving""" "@trgrrl that triceratops is like ""luckily I'm incorporeal""" Also my mom legitimately hated cats. That fuels a lot of my anger over this. "@FinalBossFemme These tweets are way too real, oof" "Looking back it feels downright cruel to not let me have a pet, but that's not a fully formed thought. My mom didn't want them and that's valid, but I was robbed of this amazing connection for such superfluous reasons and that makes me angry." "Growing up, my mom didn't allow pets and yet I somehow ended up loving animals. Only a couple years after moving out I got my first cat (I now have 5 lol), and see turns 6 this year 💕" "@Trancister I am feeling way better now, thank you 💕" "HRT is magic, but so is GRS and it feels even more magical in so many ways. This procedure has existed since long before I was born and yet it still feels like it shouldn't be possible. It feels like a miracle." And since then I've just kinda got into the dilation routine and taking it one day at a time and it still hasn't fully sunk it that I finally fucking did it. That's so huge! My genital dysphoria is gone! Forever! I can buy dildos soon! Wtf??? "HRT was gradual and before I started it, I had no idea the toll dysphoria was taking on me. But GRS, from actually starting it to finishing it, for me was instantaneous (a mere four hours for everyone else), and leading up to that point I was well aware of how badly I needed it." "It's really kinda fucking with me that I had a dick 6 weeks ago. Not to say any of this was easy, but looking back it feels like it should've been way harder??? I have a goddamn pussy holy shit???" "@norintha @vexwerewolf Hopefully Vex knows you live here and that I'm dating you, but just in case..." @XylariaVG oh fuck yes if I met a demon who could only bottom guess who hass two thumbs and is about to pretend she knows how to top? @CamiDoesScience h-hi~ >w> @DysphoriaQueen @Trans_Astral if I'm gonna die from climate change I'm gonna be a fucking girl while I do it dammit you're telling me the christian god hates you too AND you're a smoking hot queer monster??? https://t.co/J5kHxL1eFG @Nascentransgirl true lol video games won't heal my childhood trauma either but gamer shaming isn't really a thing so that's not a tweet anyone feels the need to make neither will literally any of my other hobbies so i'm not quite seeing your point here "@BabzSky [cw hazbin hotel, sorry the rest of the thread isn't tagged, that ends now] Pretty sure Angel's pronouns are he/him, but that doesn't mean he's a man and goddamn I respect the fuck out of that (Nifty is clearly the het transfemme moving in with a transbian polycule commune lol) https://t.co/uUVdt0ew3J" @squidlarkin goals! @SerenityInPamps I'll start tagging tweets about it from now on. @NKGhidorah @BabzSky Good idea @nyaakat good morning fellow baby i guess it is like 7am over there huh @SerenityInPamps Sorry @SerenityInPamps @BabzSky https://t.co/MQOcoHDwbs @BabzSky I love Alastor but he looks like the Onceler's demon sona He is concentrated Tumblr circa 2012 and I can't hate that https://t.co/6mGwICWL0O "@BabzSky But yeah, 24 million views? How the fuck did I miss this?" @BabzSky People keep telling me some of the lead creatives on this show have been really scummy in the past. The debate on separating art from artist comes down to where you personally draw the line. I only ask you respect where I'm drawing mine. "@BabzSky When Charlie (a confirmed disaster gay) leaves a message for her mom and you find out her mom probably never returns her messages... ""I know I keep calling, and you must be busy... really busy..."" My queer heart feels this." "@BabzSky ""This body is FLAWLESS"" CORRECT. https://t.co/NcqOlJgqP6" "@Trans_Astral It's even better than that. Charlie says Angel Dust's name and then: ""You mean the porn star?"" ""You fucking would, Tom""" @Lunar_Opals @BabzSky I LAUGHED SO HARD @BabzSky SO GOOD https://t.co/oLp9TzRt5W @BabzSky Watching it again because the other TV was playing when I first watched it and I missed a few bits (also I just want to keep watching this forever). Angel Dust is my hero and goals. https://t.co/PGP72cnhQU @Chopin_42 hi there~ @emuchaton NOW I learn this after I don't have a dick anymore??? D:< the wildest shit is how much this sounds like christian propaganda "being queer will very often just flip a switch in your head to where you now love, sympathize with, and/or wanna have sex with demons" @emuchaton your ass has been seen by more people than who saw cats in its opening weekend @sillygaymiria PLZ @emuchaton your ass is famous emu "plz invent realistic vr that i can plug my brain into so i can experience turning into a curvy, lewd, inflatable, nullbuldge'd shark pooltoy before i die" "@ButchPuppy You're completely right, but also for some it's the closest thing to community they'll ever have and therein lies one of the biggest problems with Twitter" @StebMcDreb well get over here and I will!!!! D:< @Trans_Astral HE'S REALLY A KEEPER HOLY SHIT @Calliethulhu RIGHT??? So goddamn endearing!!! @a_alice_nsfw Thank you 💜 @FrillyHyena @Anomulus0 @NewGenderWhoDis i am way too easy to regress >.> @GemmaLewds >/////> @NewGenderWhoDis @Anomulus0 @FrillyHyena YEAH YOU BIGS CAN'T TELL WE'RE LITTLE NOPE NOT AT ALL >////> "26. Shiny Charizard, which I am a proud owner of 💕 https://t.co/9GY5qvZMur" "25. Max Phantasm I suppose? Because ghosts? But also, see my answer for 24 https://t.co/ildZYL2btI" 24. The STAB move that beats the other person's Pokemon type lol this is a weird one to ask imo https://t.co/PIW3NjRgw2 23. Ghost type! Love my spoopy friends so much :3 https://t.co/zo6nrrqrIl "22. Few come to mind, but I really enjoyed the experience of seeing Oleana's big, final, showstopper Pokemon be a Garbodor and then going online to find out why that is (she grew up poor and that was her first Pokemon) Also I want her to step on me badly https://t.co/ljPtiV5cGE" 21. Sword and Shield babyyyy https://t.co/1wSxGxOvYY "20. Ballonlea because how can this not be my favorite??? Literally have you seen this shit??? It's an enchanted fairy town where the lights are giant mushrooms and the houses are built at the bases of giant trees, all in a forest where wild literal unicorns live nearby!!! https://t.co/1kYzW40rKt" 19. Mina because she's literally perfect https://t.co/ejpLHMgA6j "18. Team Rocket will always be blasting off in my heart because: - I'm Kanto trash - My little sapphic heart crushed on Jessie HARD as a kid - Meowth (the one from the anime, but also in general) is trans culture https://t.co/jsxuGSiRbI" 17. I love Iris's style and choice of Pokemon! Plus we named a headmate after her >////> https://t.co/PFyU1RTwFW 16. Acerola because I am her https://t.co/NlmV9et3H0 "15. IT'S REALLY HARD TO PICK A FAVORITE HERE so I'll just go with one of my biggest childhood crushes, Misty! https://t.co/zmBCtOl1if" 14. Sonia left more of an impression on me than any professor since Oak. https://t.co/49Cbw5NhWZ "13. Silver! I love that they went ""Okay, let's make him even more of an asshole than Blue"" and then had too back off from that idea from Gen III onward. I want a rival that steals shit and hates you again. https://t.co/dDwjk3Ie1g" "12. I love Green because: - Again, I am Kanto trash - am gorl I like the idea that she was there from the beginning, in the first Gen I played, but players didn't know that just yet. Like how I didn't know I was a girl either. https://t.co/F89wyc9nQ8" 11. BIIIIG ICY DINOSAUR ISLAND GORL https://t.co/LC4psygOnb "10. When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has passed without even a last desperate warning Then look into the sky where through the clouds a path is torn Look and see her how she sparkles, it's the last unicorn https://t.co/N569t9DQGp" 9. I love the idea of regional forms but the vast majority of the Alola ones don't do it for me. Alolan Sandslash is cute I guess! https://t.co/j00DHjPHfm @NewGenderWhoDis oh no i just outed myself as a huge little >.> "8. I like the idea of Mega Evolutions, but few of the designs excite me. I guess Blastoise? https://t.co/U4rgzSBH8D" 7. HARD TO PICK A FAVORITE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE but I've been on a Celebi kick lately https://t.co/fo9RfZQLSG 6. Soft dragon shaped like a friend https://t.co/zb9xobRYI8 5. Johto's favorite bird lizard thing 💕 https://t.co/yes2IZ5qbF 4. Pokemon Snap of course! https://t.co/Cv0l0C4eHW 3. FireRed because I am Gen I trash https://t.co/W1A8pERheP 2. PRECIOUS GATOR CHILD https://t.co/8a7jEpVOSO "1. I give a different answer from a list of about 7 or 8 or so depending on my mood, and tonight I'm picking Tyrantrum! https://t.co/XIdf2IZpET" @a_alice_nsfw @sillygaymiria whomst among us Aw yeah let's do this https://t.co/WHyFZ7eDkr "@LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis GOO GOO GA GA, GOO GOO GA GA" @NewGenderWhoDis Oh heck I didn't know you were ordering diapers you adorable bab :3c @NewGenderWhoDis Transitioning is wild sometimes "having a twitter crush means retweeting like, *all* of their selfies" @Bieeanshee hecc >//////< "i've uh, never had a playdate before this power is too great >////>" "@FlorenceLaReine I mean, more often yeah, but her little age isn't younger >.>" "@SarahSwitchy It's the same clip from Home Alone, aka the only scenes ever shot" havin another little in the house really changes the whole dynamic in the best way :3 hard to act so big >/////> "We're watching Detective Pikachu and Angels With Filthy Souls is playing on the dad's TV, meaning the Home Alone Universe is the same as the Pokemon Universe" @BonnieMakes WE'RE BEIN GOOD @TheFintauSystem @melstonemusic heck now I wanna do that with you @Trans_Astral Choosing to ignore people trying to shit on my new favorite thing @Trans_Astral I'm really tired of everything needing to be cancelled. @Trans_Astral @BabzSky I'm still trying to work out why people are mad but I'm pretty sure I don't have the spoons. I loved how queer the show is and Angel and Nifty are my favorite characters! OKAY @BabzSky IS SHOWING ME THIS AND IT'S AWESOME??? https://t.co/q9pJOkUgR5 @Trans_Astral giggity giggity @RebeccaCuddles I've never played this before but so far I'm enjoying it >w> @Nickle4aPickle @TenaciousRanch Omg thank you Danielle! 💕💕💕 @deathpigeon Oh! Right >.> @deathpigeon Is... is there seriously not space in your closet? Guess I can't remember if we're storing stuff in there. @PrissyOrcGF 😍😍😍 car selfie ✨ https://t.co/SkATEq2aLw @LeafTilde goals @RebeccaCuddles what's this 👀👀👀 "@DarkTyrannosaur awwww what a pathetic little thing, thinking it can even be useful~" @nyaakat and not even in my mouth smdh Depression. Feel like an awful friend who deserves the worst. @DarkTyrannosaur awwwww your girldick looks so tiny and pathetic! 💕 @Trans_Astral Because it wasn't like all they did was hurt you. You miss them for the things before that. @CaseyExplosion *puts finger to ear* i'm getting word that slonks are up @CamiOfScience but you proved her right??? @AzazelAfterDark the venn diagram of horny and wholesome in my mind merged into a single circle long ago :P @Trans_Astral HOT @Trans_Astral I dunno what a Chakat is but the context clues are very hot "Might not be able to do DMs today. Very anxious and stressed. Hopefully I'll feel better later today, I dunno" @AzazelAfterDark This was such a wholesome story omg!! 💕 @FrigidElfChild Yeah I don't know what the fuck that tweet is talking about @blaze_casual sounds pretty gay :V "@sextoyspolitics @TheCrystalStorm That's definitely possible! And preferable, lol" @RaeGun2k i do not deserve to be called out like this @PhyrexianThot Ironic that this was ever in Black given that not even Green is allowed to do this. That said: I want this card @SeanWithersDraw Doing my best to stay patient >.< @LisaTMullin Six months doesn't sound so bad. I'm already a quarter of the way there! :3 Aside from orgasms and sex the thing I'm looking forward to the most is having labia that aren't numb! It's a unique kind of disappointing when I (very carefully) touch down there and the only sensation I feel is from my fingers :/ @vissersixxx Nah my doctor just told me to put some dove soap in the sitz bath and that works fine :3 @LambChopInPamps I haven't felt any phantom limb yet. And while I love to joke that my penis is gone... that's not really what happened or what it feels like. It got turned into a (still somewhat numb) vagina. @Notactuallysmol This vagina will be the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it >:3 "Not to jinx it halfway but honestly? Healing from a vaginoplasty isn't so bad. Not nearly as hard as I expected, though there definitely were some hard moments. If you want a vagina I highly recommend this lol" "Monday marks 6 weeks since my vaginoplasty and assuming everything keeps going well, about the halfway point to ""fully healed"" (which doesn't exactly mean that, but just means you're cleared for sex & most other activities). So I just gotta do what I already did one more time :3" @deathpigeon Are you saying there were SEQUELS to that old Game Boy Pokemon game in the 90s??? @jy_den @SammJinks I remember the Batman Beyond splicing stuff! So mad that that isn't how the future turned out. @deathpigeon And the wildest thing is this is my honest opinion :V @deathpigeon Why is the role of Vikky left to me in this argument I don't understand @deathpigeon Hot take but Mr. Mime is friendly-looking and not at all scary. @DarkTyrannosaur It's kind of a coin toss as to whether or not it'll be a painful clit erection and thankfully your video didn't cause one 💕 @Gendervoid_Punk I mean it better be a good thing as I don't seem to be able to avoid it lol @LeafTilde I don't believe you D:< but also yes plz 💦 "@mommpy Not for another two weeks at the earliest. Even if I could, masturbating wouldn't help. More blood rushing to the area would do the opposite of relieving the pain." I keep watching porn that ends up on my TL and then quickly regretting it as my poor clit throbs ow ow ow x.x I'm too pent up to resist >.> @Twistedfrosts She's one of my favorites! @PrissyOrcGF lol that was me 6 weeks ago SO worth it 💕 @JuniperTheSloth ghdjkgfhdsjkg HEY D:< @MrsStephinMerit weirdly enough I am not @Anomulus0 A POOP PORTAL IF YOU WILL @fangirlscreamo Yep! I've been collared 24/7 for just over a year 🥰 at first I was like why do you need a portal for fard but like I've never worn something like that would the fards just get trapped oh my god I can't breathe I really am a child "help I can't stop laughing at ""poop portal for shid and fard""" "@The_Beebles My internet can't take it, sorry :/ Hopefully it's better after we move" @heck_engine Mistress and I were just looking at giant beds online because even our triad is a bit tight in a king size bed lol @Genderbird same I think I'm dying @anarchopupgirl I CAN'T BREATHE @undeadmooncat I think I'm agender girl. I feel like that sounds weird though no one has told me that. But it's what I feel. Parting my hair a little bit more to my right to get a better feel for about where I might want a side shave. Looks cute I think! https://t.co/RQ1mMgGsaH @AveryDelta2 My genital dysphoria was worse than my facial hair dysphoria 🤷‍♀️ @magicalfeyfenny YUP SAME Though if I let it grow out for like a week (which basically never happens but still) it turns dark. "Tonight's addition is ""nonbinary"" Trying it on for a bit. I would've put it in the bio but there's really no room." "I'm such a complicated queer. There's room for exactly ONE character left, lol. But luckily I have some ideas of what to trim if the need arises." "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Nonbinary | anarchist | polyamorous | lowkey little on main | jackalope | aspiring drone | muskslut | brat | gay disaster | Known headmates: Alice 🐇, Caroline 🖥️, Kitty 🍼, Iris 💜, Gabriel 🦄, Grace 🕊️, Sadie 🌈 | Mutuals welcome to DM us 💕" "Wish I could just, decide to be scruffy on the rare days I feel I want to be. But this shaving every other day crap? I'm over it. And yeah I'm blessed to only have to do it every other day but it's still too much." "You might recall I did have a moment of glorious gender fuckery a week or so after my surgery where shaving was too hard so I let it grow out for the longest I have since transitioning. I looked pretty cute and y'all thought so too. But like, shaving's the worst, is the problem." "@museanima I had a year of laser. It's done the best it can do, but my hair is very light so I'm just going for electro from here on out" @a_alice_nsfw YOU'RE RIGHT My neck hair GROWS LEFT TO RIGHT You know how harrowing it is to have to shave your neck right to left? Usually I kinda just dissociate a bit for it but it really really sucks! This tweet brought to you by me cutting myself shaving just now and feeling like garbage afterward :/ "Starting to realize that while my genital dysphoria was by far my worst dysphoria, now that that's behind me, facial hair is probably now the biggest source of it. My next transition goal is to kill it all with electrolysis." Rearranged the stuffie display on the dresser a bit :3 https://t.co/yaOJvbP6iZ @Calliethulhu Yay I love this story!! :3 @CuddlePotato omg that's amazing @NewGenderWhoDis whomst among us @nyaakat CUTE BUTT THO "@Trans_Astral You deserve far more love than you think you do, hon 💕" @Uber_Anne YES LET'S we gotta keep trying until babby is formed "@Trans_Astral How they handled it is NOT your fault. There was no reason to fuck you up this badly. And we already talked about how ""fault"" is hard to pin here. You also want to be at fault when you were clearly the victim in the past. This isn't rational thinking, though it's understandable." "@GrimBitchPaige Oh my bad then! No worries, I get it 💕" "@Haffnium24601 @GrimBitchPaige I mean in that case that's fine, just thought I'd help in case that was unintentional. My bad 💕 (Her pronouns are listed as she/her tho?)" @Uber_Anne yo same @Trans_Astral Seriously fuck the assholes who took that from you "@GrimBitchPaige Just a friendly heads up that the Monty Python quote in your bio might be misunderstood. TIM is derogatory term that some transphobes call trans women. Stands for ""trans-identifying male"" But if you just spell it ""Tim"" I bet it'll be fine 💕" @a_alice_nsfw oh! oh! in my slutty mouth? :3 @a_alice_nsfw PLZZZZ @squidlarkin @EmilyVivant Maybe I'll try that after I'm healed (and after consulting my doctor of course) @a_alice_nsfw plz~ anyway plz breed my breeding pool~ @DarkTyrannosaur HUGE SAME BOTH AS A SIMIC PLAYER AND A BREEDING BITCH Btw if you're curious the remaining 7 are: - Watery Grave (this should have been in my top favorites list I'm so sorry to Dimir players) - Stomping Ground - Sacred Foundry - Overgrown Tomb - Temple Garden - Steam Vents - Blood Crypt calling your pussy your godless shrine is such a powerful statement "All of the shocklands in MtG work as euphemisms for vagina, but my favorites by far are: - Godless Shrine - Hallowed Fountain - Breeding Pool" @CateSpice Me with Star Wars (space wizards) "Thank you for all the replies. It helps to know I'm positively average, lol. That's really all I could have hoped for honestly 💕" "@EmilyVivant Oh, interesting! I'm about 6 weeks post-op. Not sure what ""not swelled"" looks like as this is a new set of genitals for me, but it seems like most of the external swelling is gone? Hard to say." @AmyZenunim *sighs* FINE :P This is what everyone is now telling me and I will begrudgingly accept this lol @NireBryce @Calliethulhu MOOD @Calliethulhu YEP HUGE SAME Every character ship I loved was wlw ships because that's the only way romance made sense to me. @TheCrystalStorm *grumble grumble* D:< "@CaseyExplosion ""Oh he could use a shield spell!"" It's a gun. No he couldn't do that. Not fast enough, lol" @CaseyExplosion I remember when Potter Puppet Pals suggested that the trio could kill Voldemort by shooting him and the great thing about that premise was this was before Horcruxes were retconned into the story so it might've actually worked. @TrexPushups That helps a bit to hear "My ideal would be 6"" but I'll settle for 5""" "So my vag seems to have a depth of about 4.5"" and I'd really like to increase that. I press as hard as I can during dilations but it doesn't budge :/" @norintha @FakeEstrusFlask You really don't need to @FakeEstrusFlask I dunno I tend to rate overt racism pretty high on a list of bad things you find in a movie "This really should say ""I would have loved"" in the second sentence, but I guess it still makes sense as is kinda. https://t.co/syBZMiV8wH" "@EllieODaire My internet won't support it and I finally just caught the thing, but thank you" "Anyway, I caught the obnoxious thing, but my complaints still stand" @hoshinofan I have one. I just thought this 5 star one would be neat to have. @hoshinofan The Grapploct I'm using is level 82. "@joffeorama My internet will not support that, as I said, but thank you." "- Signed, a Pokemon collector who is not playing these games for challenging fights, hadn't yet been this disappointmented in 22 years of playing, and thinks that 5 star G-Max Lapras would be neat to have" "Or how about if it's gonna be this fucking hard to the point that I'm banging my head against it multiple times, can I get some fucking XP from it at least? You know that's supposed to be the loop of a hard RPG fight, right? Y'all didn't forget what a fucking RPG is?" @joffeorama Plus my internet sucks. Not even worth trying. "Pokemon is not a hard game, especially in this Gen. Adding a difficulty curve is fine but it should not be a 90 degree wall." @hoshinofan They shouldn't have! Fuck that! "Get rid of shields, or the enemy Pokemon's ability to remove stat changes of just your Pokemon, or the ability of the enemy Pokemon to take multiple turns, or fainting allies running down the timer. All of that together is too fucking much for 5 star Pokemon. Get rid of one." "Also this is a very minor complaint, but I still get Gigantimax and Dynamax mixed up. I understand why there's two terms but there really doesn't need to be. For example, call it all Dynamax but only some Pokemon get Dynamax *forms*" "Also for the love of fuck if you're gonna make fights this hard, all pokeballs should be 100% catch rate. Like, fuck you. I can save scum anyway so what the fuck is that." *NPC "No NPS allies should have Magikarp, come on. Togepi doesn't feel much better either. Why do I only get one shot, at the first turn, to G-Max my Pokemon? Why doesn't failing against the Pokemon each time give me like 5% buff like in WoW raid finder?" @kuviraex It DOES decrease time because otherwise I'd have 10 turns Give me an item that revives or heals the entire team if you're gonna stack the odds that far against me. Make this an actual RPG if you're gonna give me difficult boss fights. Oh and Double Kick should take two bars of the shield away come the fuck on. "I think the ""Pokemon fainting decreases your number of turns"" in Gigantimax fights is real fucking stupid" @CiriAntares There rumors he'll be in the upcoming Obi Wan Disney+ show @DarkTyrannosaur Oh you silly slut you'll never cum again! >:3 @TheNDqueerelf hecc good idea 👀 @TheNDqueerelf *grumble grumble* D:< "@essaym22 Like I said, it was fucked up that Best received so much harassment for it. And Lucas might not be in charge anymore, but Binks is still... Binks." @TheNDqueerelf and not in my mouth smdh D:< @TheNDqueerelf pee you say 👀💦 @TheNDqueerelf CUTE OMG "I feel bad because this absolutely isn't my lane but I'm continually frustrated that no one's talking about this. If a POC wants to yell at me for getting something wrong, by all means. I just thought this was settled?" "Not everything in opposition of sad, obsessed Gen X nerds is a good thing. They got at LEAST one thing right, if for the wrong (or at least far less important) reasons." "So no, I'm not excited for Jar Jar's return in the Obi Wan show." "Don't get me wrong, as a clueless white 12-year-old kid, I LOVED Jar Jar. I would love nothing more than to see him rehabilitated in the fandom. Except... I'm not so clueless anymore. And I know that rehabilitation cannot and should not be strived for." "Seems like leftist critique online is really into the idea of giving the prequels another chance which is totally fine, but lost among that shared obsession it seems like the criticisms of the overt racism in those films has fallen by the wayside." "I know that a bunch of zooomers & millennials are high on the backlash to the backlash against the prequels, and I know you're (justifiably) mad that gen x nerds harassed Ahmed Best, but like... we're still on the same page that Jar Jar Binks is a racist caricature, right?" @Q3w3e3 a story in 4 days @emuchaton what about fucking you tho? @cuddlestopheles @MaxyAmalyna CUUUUUUUTE 😍 @Nezumi_Youjo Awwww I love hugs and pets! :3 @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur @cuddlestopheles Right???? Gosh 😍 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf @cuddlestopheles This is what I get for watching a tasty video before breakfast smdh @vexwerewolf Will it be sexy "@NewGenderWhoDis SAME LET'S MAKE SILLY PORN, EMMA" @Trancister You really gotta get that catheter out! Worried about you :/ @TransgurlTSB Okay but picture it in a domme/sub way~ @Gendervoid_Punk @beannamara I'll keep this in mind and make the size queen community proud o7 "@TrexPushups Nope! Only had to sleep on my back while at the hospital for two days, then I was told a pillow between my legs for side sleeping is fine. Note that as with every other aspect of my healing, this is NOT the standard most places lol" Swelling is now down enough I don't think I need a pillow between my legs when I sleep on my side 😎 @OzmaRacc @Nezumi_Youjo whomst among us I'm a needy breedy bunny for that same reason lol @OzmaRacc If this world were fair we'd both have wombs goddammit :/ @OzmaRacc Womb envy sucks so hard :/ @Emmy_Zje Oh gosh your hair looks so cute!! 😍 @FinalBossFemme hhhggghhff 👀 "@LapineWitchGirl Gosh I almost felt a load of hot cum on my face and it felt so real for a second, but I guess that's just my overactive imagination, hehehe" "@OzmaRacc That's a big reason I'm never gonna get one. Sounds like it's a one and done, ""put this in you and get pregnant asap so we can take it out again"" kind of deal, which for some transfemmes would be perfect, but that's not the uterus experience I want." @anarchopupgirl same lol @ConfusedSwitch Well he IS your rival. Has to keep you on your toes! "Pokemon is fucking destroying the gender binary with goddamn beautiful trainers who use he/him pronouns and huge dorks that need to grow up are complaining, smdh https://t.co/MdsaF54owd" @doublegearsys YES Also let's be real there's no way in hell that boy is binary. Why bother with sexuality when you can be as queer and cute as possible like Avery? @ComradCapacitor The official website uses he/him pronouns for him. I personally think he's a he/him lesbian. @NewGenderWhoDis Every game minus the ones where they'd have to work out licencing deals again (like games based on movies & stuff) but those ones suck anyway. There's still a lot that could add to improve it and they never will. I can't believe the Wii shop was the best it ever got. "@OzmaRacc Gynecomastia club! I had it too but they were like, A cups at best, and the nipples were pretty guy-like. Always wished they were bigger." @prestostorms37 teach me your ways @prestostorms37 Gonna have to try that next time! @Gendervoid_Punk This is seriously one of my all time favorite videos @Anomulus0 They all look really good but Cortez just looks heavenly with all those bumps~ @Anomulus0 I gotta get better at anal before I can really try it >.> (Sugar does NOT go in vag!!!!) (Even the fake sugar kind I'm not sure I'd trust) @StebMcDreb shut up and smooch me tbh @PrissyOrcGF As as I'm concerned my vaginoplasty is just further force femming~ @Anomulus0 hhghhggh I wanna be filled with eggs real bad >.< "@StebMcDreb ur so pretty, gosh 😍" @JigglyThot Think I'm gonna start with medium firmness and see how it feels. Looks like medium is the firmness for me gosh~ https://t.co/S8P5oZfQx4 @Anomulus0 Is Splorch the tentacle one because I want that one too!! @Anomulus0 Oh gosh that video really helps thank you! I assume it'll help me get knotted in my vag too >w< "@deathpigeon @FoldableHuman Well I just mean he's whispering all his lines in a weird breathless tone. Like after the first line I thought ""That's what you open the trailer with?"" until I realized, oh, that's just how he's talking in the whole movie I guess wtf" "@Anomulus0 I was thinking of starting with small size, medium firmness. Do you like how that firmness feels?" "I have no idea how to judge what firmness I should get. A part of me is like ""How about medium because that's splitting the difference"" but I dunno if that's the best approach lol" @Anomulus0 Oh gosh is that the same model? That's awesome! What size? "@TracerPlace Small, or the second one in that picture. I'd love to find I'm a size queen but my eyes are probably bigger than my cunt, especially when buying my first :P" Tho I should add I don't want to support B*d Dr*gon. I've heard bad things about that company. "Like I can't not own one of these. Or twenty. Open to suggestions too! Definitely want to have a big, varied collection one day :3" [cw nsfw] Thinking of getting an anthro/furry dildo as my first toy and I think I'm leaning towards this model. "@FoldableHuman ""Why does he sound like that?"" was my immediate response the minute the trailer ended" @blaze_casual @little_lizzie22 @persenche TRANSFEMME MOOD "@FinalBossFemme I really don't understand how anyone could feel otherwise beyond stuff like ""What if your loved ones don't join you"" or practical shit like ""Who's going to protect your pod while you're in there"" Most of the arguments are about ""But it's not real!"" and it's like, bitch who cares" @gayforgrils @persenche @little_lizzie22 It definitely will 💕 @kalina_chung I wanted to be a lesbian so bad when I was an egg "@narylis @little_lizzie22 @persenche All the time, yeah Glad I don't have to anymore lol" @persenche @gayforgrils @little_lizzie22 Same way I knew what my vag felt like before I had it: We're girls :P @DarkTyrannosaur That's true! Easier for you to let your holes be the public use masturbation tools they're meant to be if you're constantly so needy~ :3 @liminalnobilis I had gynecomastia too. But I wished they were bigger. @DarkTyrannosaur pathetically dribbling is cuter than cumming anyway~ "@PancakeSquirrel @little_lizzie22 @persenche I had a feeling this was a common experience, hehe" "@DarkTyrannosaur awwwww! what a cute, pathetic little denial slut you are!!! :3" @gayforgrils @little_lizzie22 @persenche My body absolutely knew there was supposed to be weight there too. Feels so right to have it now. @liddytronic ME TOO "@gayforgrils @liddytronic It's sooooo nice that there's a ""shelf"" there to hold a towel now 🥰" "@liddytronic I wish Silence of the Lambs didn't ruin the ""tuck your junk between your legs in front of a mirror"" thing for me because I did that a ton before I learned that's supposedly what cis people think serial killers do :/" @nyaakat awwww cute! we can just be babblin babs together then :3 @PrissyOrcGF I like to think it's a real sensation. I felt it after my vaginoplasty for sure :3 "@themouseinator It definitely made things harder for me. I needed a vagina down there so badly it was a big focus for me. Literally days after my surgery I felt like ""Wait... I don't have to be fully girl, do I?""" @nyaakat I'm sure you have some ideas for how to get some proper revenge on me :3 More eggy nonsense pre-transition me would do: https://t.co/fwd9H603UZ "@little_lizzie22 @persenche YEP I SURE DID Used to cup my hands in front of my nipples and let them fill with water and think ""If only..."" Like, most showers I would do this" @nyaakat gosh how EVER did I know that? hehehe @nyaakat are your pamps even dry right now? :P @nyaakat hghhghhh gosh!! @nyaakat not like you need much forcing :P "The number of times pre-transition me had the thought ""I wish I had boobs... too bad I'm not trans"" is kind of embarrassing" @Anomulus0 This is all super cute :3 "@Nickle4aPickle *BIG HUGS* It's awesome that you're discovering this about yourself! Sorting out one's gender can really, really help 💕" "@Nickle4aPickle Oh gosh I didn't know you felt this way too! Both our genders are real, even if I'm still sorting out mine 💕" @Chaosqueen97 Here's some Lyra fanart I did ages ago: https://t.co/SaDx35T88B @Chaosqueen97 I dunno what that is @Chaosqueen97 YES @Chaosqueen97 LOVE THAT SONG Did anyone ever animate it? I know someone was working on it but I only ever saw an animatic. "@WilloIllo @Lilfelicity1 @StebMcDreb @FrigidElfChild I used to roleplay that way too! Never on Gaia tho, despite being a regular there for many years" "Oh also because I'm feeling nostalgic: My favorite thing to do at a Brony convention was to yell ""Fun!"" in a crowded room. 100% chance you'd hear back ""Fun?"" ""Fun!"" ""FUN!"" etc" "The first time I heard that song was at a Brony convention. Second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth times were at the same convention" Oh on the note of old ass Brony music: DISCORD I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON @NewGenderWhoDis I could just scream! :V @deathpigeon @WilloIllo @StebMcDreb Not gonna "@deathpigeon @WilloIllo @Bieeanshee @StebMcDreb I have a distinct memory of Googling ""Pokemon porn"" in like 1999 and Google having no earthly idea what the hell I was talking about" @StebMcDreb @FrigidElfChild @WilloIllo yeah all my old smut stories are dying with me too lol "@deathpigeon @WilloIllo @StebMcDreb can't, got rid of my balls :V but my nieces and nephews? hell yeah" Hot take: Bronies were and are furries @Lilfelicity1 GOOD IT'S BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS "I'm aware this is just a remix of Avast Your Ass (Bronies stole so much from furries lol), but it still slaps and makes me feel nostalgic." Reference for those of you who weren't Brony trash in the early days: https://t.co/68Hes6ppgp like if you remember Avast Fluttershy's Ass @blaze_casual wow gay~ :3 @StebMcDreb @WilloIllo whomst among us "@WilloIllo @StebMcDreb I was in the thread on /co/ where they coined the term Brony. It was extremely horny. This was the same thread that birthed the Rainbow Dash ""be a dyke pony, eat candy vag"" meme. Bronies sure were a thing that I was one of, oof" @LittleLavvy goals @uselessneetgirl @itdoesnteggs so many lol "I would be a very invisible kind of nonbinary if I was. She/her pronouns, no problem with being called a woman, a girl, or female. But I can't really ignore this feeling all the same. Maybe hashtags like this are my time to shine." "@DevourerRose It is, but we're trying to work out Kat's gender specifically" @anarchopupgirl Gosh 😍 @maegodhavemercy Cute!!!! feeling cute ✨ https://t.co/FRCtXMNioG "@ClickityClacks I assume skin gets in the way, plus stuff is still numb down there. Even cis women don't necessarily have the kind of control I was used to with a girldick." I wanna do the nonbinary hashtag thing but my gender is still being weird. Needs to sit right with me before I join in something like that. Next time. @TheNecroPunk this is the best thing I've read all day thank you lol @Madame_mousey About what? @supportive_mama oh lol 💕 @DevourerRose Yes love? :P @supportive_mama so do I? I don't get it @SarahVeeisme I think this is the kinda side shave I want to get tbh. Looks really cute! @Trans_Astral uncut gem is what i called my girldick "@itsviviactually None of the FFX stuff appeals to me in the slightest, but thank you." @LambChopInPamps Prolly like a 2 @SarahVeeisme gosh 😍 I think nerves are reconnecting but it huuuuuurts x.x aaaaaaaaa clit hurts ooooh aaaahhhh @SerenityInPamps @Notactuallysmol @loveydoveypup @Lilfelicity1 GAY BABY BRIGADE ACCEPTS ALL GAY BABS @Anomulus0 oh gosh plz do! :3 @Notactuallysmol @TinyVampBaby @loveydoveypup @Lilfelicity1 Even I don't like the word Fall. I say Autumn :P @MintPossum It does as far as I know? Might be a state by state thing. It definitely does here in Colorado. @pissedoffgeese That's the authentic dick experience tbh lol "Okay to clarify with more precise language: I'm not talking about incontinence. When I talk about peeing into things I am wearing (which will still technically not be incontinence!), you will know, trust me :P" "@MintPossum I haven't dealt at all with incontinence, actually. It might turn out okay for you!" @Notactuallysmol @loveydoveypup @Lilfelicity1 GAY BABY BRIGAAAAAAAAAAADE @TinyVampBaby *softly gasps* ur right!!!!!! :O gosh what a good idea!!! @Shoggoth_Lord https://t.co/2YWdLkV4DQ @TinyVampBaby i mean that's truuuue >.> @TinyVampBaby i thought i was a big girl >/////> @nyaakat @LittleEmmyBee !!!!!!!! /)////////(\ @TinyVampBaby r-really? >.> @nyaakat @LittleEmmyBee gfdsjmgsdlkgjfhlkhjklHKLJFDHKGLDHGKD i i like the girly cute ones >.> @mode_view @nyaakat somBODY once told me that balls contained cum but that's clearly not true it goes in my buuuutt @mode_view @nyaakat no you're thinking of balls @nyaakat well i COULD use the potty but maybe i dont wanna! "@mode_view @nyaakat they hold dark, unknowable secrets" @nyaakat are you implying that as soon as I'm healed it's back in diapers for me??? D:< "THIS ISN'T ABOUT PISSING MYSELF BTW YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I'M TWEETING ABOUT THE FUN KIND OF PISSING MYSELF, TRUST ME" @Kate_Bunni @Maddiescule dfhsjgfskjughsjkg >////< @nyaakat HJDFGJKSHJKG HEY!!! D:< surprisingly this has nothing to do with diapers! i'm using one those weird potty things @Maddiescule but! but! D: @Maddiescule i thought i was good at bein a big girl >////> "The really fun thing about whatever directions my urethra decides to take things at any moment is I haven't yet (assuming I'll ever?) figured out how to adjust its trajectory mid-stream so it's just ""Welp! Warm butt time. That's... wow. Okay. Done? Nope? Alright.""" @Maddiescule fjgkddhjg r-really? >////> "hello i have almost 6 thousand people potentially reading my thoughts, welcome" The second I start thinking I finally got the hang of this new urethra is exactly when my urethra decides to teach me some humility Just... a ton of warm humility. All over the butt. Like someone put a thumb at the end of a hose and aimed it for my butt. A wide spray of humility @Hbomberguy digital style is more useful anyway @LeafTilde Mood x.x @nyaakat b-but i'm a cutie >.> @Trans_Astral the bottom energy of this tweet is incredible "@LeafTilde @LVNDR_ltd like i keep picking ""yes"" but like the game isn't getting any easier!!! D:<" @PrissyOrcGF imma fite D:< can you even believe 6 weeks ago i had a dick??? that's wild right??? @PrissyOrcGF FUCK YEAH BALLS YEETED @little_lizzie22 heeey >////> @Calliethulhu I am extremely pro this "Bigotry of any kind doesn't just mean ""I consciously hate this person for who they are while I'm saying this."" It can be but the vast majority of it is not. It's usually stuff that you don't realize is bigoted. That's a huge part of the reason it's a problem in the first place." "What is it with privileged cunts always being like ""Actually? That wasn't bigotry"" as if I'm gonna be like ""Oh my mistake!""" don't let the door hit you on the way out https://t.co/IeqseCr7Py Did you miss the part where I said this was a dream of mine? I don't appreciate this kind of slut shaming in my mentions. https://t.co/cwOYOnhpKL @liddytronic I love this so much """cops if your quick"" is also a masterpiece of writing like there's so much contained in those four words this meme work is perfect" @LittleLambJenny THEY REALLY ARE I'M SO SORRY LOL @liddytronic I literally don't know how I never heard of them but I feel so ashamed lol """too fancy weed store"" is the greatest thing I've ever read" I was reminded of this meme suddenly and I didn't realize it came from this account that is now my new favorite account of all time omg I really wish the old 3D Zeldas were on Switch I have TP & WW on WiiU and OoT & MM on 3DS but those aren't the systems I'm playing anymore dammit :/ @AJisValid @Calliethulhu gotcha wh why are we watching old nostalgia critic reviews o.o @Trans_Astral I figured actually lol Get that fire cape!! @blaze_casual oh no D: @Trans_Astral Jad? @Calliethulhu wait how has he not already reviewed Casper @ErinInTheMorn Sounds like my mom. That sucks so much :/ Read my girlfriend's smut! :3 @PrissyOrcGF YEET THOSE INTO THE SEA @Trans_Astral *whines* jhhggggh j-jealous >/////< @Trans_Astral st stop making boydick sound good >.> @Trans_Astral smdh boys not wanting to use obedient slutty urinals @OzmaRacc WHAT. O: @msmaddiecakes No I took it off for surgery but that didn't count @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh good luck warchief!! 💕💕💕 @Kathrena_ Oooooh that'd be a good substitute! Having a friend who does porn and really wants to fuck me AND wants to film it is like a dream come true and I can't believe this is my life now wtf 😍 @BabzSky Because of your Mommy? @ChronicFinance @BoringNerdyKate hell horny often comes along with sad for me for some reason @Notactuallysmol GAY BABY BRIGADE GAY BABY BRIGADE GAY BABY BRIGADE "@BabzSky suit yourself, good girl~ 😘 (nah but we should get to know each other really well first I think! no reason to rush things 💕)" @Notactuallysmol MOOD @BabzSky I think you are :3c @ZoeGrimdark i think we're gonna have fun when i visit >/////> @BabzSky gosh >////> @ZoeGrimdark oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh!!!! h-hiii >////> @thegirlliker I just saw that clip for the first time earlier in the playlist and I just about lost my mind THIS VIDEO WAS NEXT IN THE PLAYLIST AND IT'S ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS A GB FAN HAS EVER MADE TBH https://t.co/jjmMnQByxT "@Maddiescule @nyaakat there will be peeing, yeah >////>" Been watching a big Giant Bomb playlist lately and I think 2015 might've been one of their strongest years ever https://t.co/9rBhLxEL72 @nyaakat @Maddiescule i knoooooow that's what i'm doinggfgfngfhh >/////< @nyaakat @Maddiescule ahdsjfksfhs o-okay >/////< @Maddiescule @nyaakat i mean heck you act like i wouldn't want it filmed (did i just say that out loud >/////>) @nyaakat @Maddiescule DLKSGJSFDKLGFDKJHGSAHLIGFUDSGHIS!!!!!! @Maddiescule @nyaakat immmmm not super tiny >/////> @StebMcDreb gosh thank goodness I'm a cutie then! :3 @Maddiescule @nyaakat fhdjfdklassaf nuh-uh!!!! >/////< @nyaakat @Maddiescule im lookin and i see a cute bab! @nyaakat @Maddiescule hehehe such a baby :3 @Maddiescule @nyaakat I mean I've seen them fill a diaper soooooo @Maddiescule @nyaakat oooooh? :3c @nyaakat fhgdgfdjjjggfd immmm baby ur right >/////> @nyaakat dfhjgdkhjjs UR little one tho!!! @Anomulus0 hmmmmm sounds kinda... toppy almost... 🤔 @nyaakat goshhhhh hi cutie >/////> "@nyaakat I run the line, I can have cuties cut >w>" "@nyaakat I mean I assume you're small but I dunno, you just give off small energy We can see if there's any hope of it fitting me when I visit? :3" "@mode_view (not at all, cutie!)" read so many tg stories that i became one??? force femmed myself so hard i don't even have a dick anymore @liddytronic yep and it's even better :D @Anomulus0 I can help! :D @liddytronic hollow knight tho "@a_alice_nsfw nah, i'd fuck me too tbh" @mode_view hehehe figured you'd like being called that~ @Anomulus0 AND I'M NOT THERE TO SUCK THEM? D:< "@NewGenderWhoDis Not to say it makes much of a difference coming from me (long distance, you're not as into me and that's totally cool) but I'd definitely date you! I know that probably doesn't help right now but it's the truth. And I CAN'T be the only one :P" @grittystitties what? @FakeEstrusFlask YUP @Anomulus0 https://t.co/fuE0lRk7ps "@mode_view not at all, slut! :3" @NewGenderWhoDis oh no D: you're VERY lovable tho! @Anomulus0 oh no and my mouth isn't there to clean it up!! :O "@mode_view oooh you wanna help, cutie? :3" @Anomulus0 it's extremely homophobic that I can't suck that rn @mode_view (that's the plan hehehe) @Anomulus0 GOSH am I really that fuckable~ 😘 @Anomulus0 OwO whats this @AppleChipsTVG it's not a drawing it's what i was saying? @StebMcDreb mmmmmmm hell yes :3 "tops who are interested in ruining this ass, please form a line a line of dicks mmmmmmmmmm" This one is by far my favorite: https://t.co/m4hdmU5ogK "Jack Saint was a cool YouTuber to discover already in my subscriptions one day like a year or so ago, lol. He used to make Giant Bomb animations and I followed him for that, then one day some random British guy started putting leftist videos in my subscriptions." @undeadmooncat cutie~ 😘 @maegodhavemercy Back in the day people always pitted OoT against FFVII and as far as what's held up and is still playable? Kiiiiinda no contest :P @undeadmooncat omg you really gotta visit again now!!! "I've LOOKED, and there aren't many options for chicken stuffies. The best you get are ones that aren't big enough for my cuddle purposes." @Samyellsatpeop1 Thank you for being such a good parent and letting her transition. I would've loved that as a kid. @Anomulus0 but who's gonna succ all those bulges???? @Anomulus0 oh hecc >////> "@Kate_Bunni I didn't either! You've probably heard both kinds in movies, but the stereotypical chicken noise everyone thinks of is exclusively a rooster thing." Also I really want a chicken plush that fits these criteria: - Realistic - Not white - At least 3 times the size of a real chicken I WANNA SNUGGLE THAT FLOOF One thing I didn't know about chickens until we started raising them on the ranch: Roosters cluck Hens growl @deathpigeon @anarchotokonoko @FakeEstrusFlask i want to get off mx vikky's wild ride so many cuties wanna fuck me gosh >//////< @deathpigeon @FakeEstrusFlask oh... oh Vikky I have terrible news... you might wanna sit down... @tobyfox I mean isn't that normal for you? @deathpigeon @FakeEstrusFlask We're learning! :D @Trans_Astral GOD I wish that were me @Trans_Astral hhhhhhot >/////> "@vexwerewolf @ZJemptv Yeah like I don't think you need a conspiracy or anything. But at the very least, someone was shitty at their job and that shittiness cost us potentially a lot of important info. Maybe the guards should be fired at the very least." @deathpigeon Like a couple years ago? I bet there'll even be a 16! Dragon Quest seems like it's more my speed honestly @deathpigeon There's been 15! Since then I watched a play through of VII and like nah no thanks but I wanna play IX oh and VI that's it Back when GameStop used to sell PS1 games (but like right before they stopped) I found FFVIII for cheap and I could read Roman numerals but I couldn't remember if it was VII or VIII that everyone loved so much I chose poorly And I have played about 20 minutes of FFVIII @AstroValerie @ZJemptv An error that a lot of wealthy parties wanted to happen. Really never thought I'd see pushback on this idea. one day I will finish an actual Final Fantasy and it'll probably be FFIX because I have it on Switch what's a final fantasy https://t.co/Cd7adZQc1n @ZJemptv He was supposed to be on suicide watch. At the bare minimum he was allowed to die. @squidlarkin Oh gosh really? That's really cool! @ErisGael I've been feeling this for days and it's killing me x.x @ErisGael @Trans_Astral hhhooolly heck >/////> 💦 @transfilmtheory I'll say! 😍😍😍 I dunno what causes a brain to wait to collect hundreds of tiny plastic objects but I have that thing and it's nice to be finally accepted 💕 "Also, like, realizing that in the new place it's gonna be cool if I display some of my toys in the shared common spaces we have and I just love this family so goddamn much 😭 My biofamily used to shame me for my collection :/" "@Trans_Astral PLZ fuck my face, GOD" @BabzSky ooooooh :O We have another Transformers fan moving in so I'm working on making the toy shelf look extra nice 😎 @BabzSky :O howd you get your stuffie to use a paci??? @BabzSky My secret's out! I gave up on the cartoons when they canceled Animated lol "@Kingdomcub Might add some scrylands, maaaaaybe a second lesbian date night enchantment, but as is it does really well in free play Standard on MtG Arena. https://t.co/QoQwlWDUkx" lesbian date night enchantment is seriously enough to win the game after a few turns i love it so much https://t.co/7qZkJfmhPC @EdelaneyDenice It's stainless steel and no it doesn't! :3 @SteampunkPenny I love you too Mistress!!! So much!!! 💕💕💕 @LilFluffClouds omg cuuuuute!! 💕 @Elli_Trans oh gosh I'm blushing so much thank you!!! 💕💕💕 im a very happy owned sub 😭💕 @ADirtyTrans yaaaaaay collars! :D I've been collared 24/7 for a full year aaaaaa 😍😍😍 What I'm assuming is Galaran Zapdos is such a cute birb I love them so much "@dakoriolf @vexwerewolf Yes, he is :P" @BabzSky I haven't watched Cyberverse so I don't fully get it lol @DoomGender I teared up a bit reading it 😭 @heynetters Doesn't really matter. Whatever is preferable for you. why does pokemon have so many hot guys help Avery is a he/him lesbian and I'm terribly sorry for getting his pronouns wrong earlier. @DoomGender This story is beautiful omg 💕 @JenApparently Washu was goals for me "@heynetters Yes, absolutely." "As someone with a Living Dex, the issue of ""but how do you fit that many Pokemon in the game without the encounter rates being tiny or the game too long"" never really bothered me, but it IS a legit problem and expansions are a REALLY clever way to solve that issue." "And I should add that if they decide not to give us those remaining Pokemon, I'll live. I had already made my peace with the idea that some of my Pokemon will retire into Pokemon Home, I'm just saying it's looking like that plan to give us the rest at some point imo" "Base game have us 320 old Pokemon, Expansion pass gives us 200 more, that means 289 remaining old Pokemon. That's about one more expansion, or the next Gen. Not that many. Seems definitely doable if they want to." "Hypothetically even if I had to split my Living Dex between Gen VIII and Gen IX (for example), I'd be fine with that, but I have a feeling it'll all be on this Gen." "Okay yeah I figured it might be 200. At this rate, I bet all 890 is possible at least for all the gens that'll be on Switch if not Gen VIII on its own." @Trans_Astral hhhggg 😍 @PrissyOrcGF suddenly thoughts of suffocating under denim are filling my head how strange 🤔 @dakoriolf That's true! It just wasn't the whole truth and I'm happy we finally know the full story 💕 "@MOOMANiBE Also I meant ""the end of some Pokemon being kept out"" not ""the end of assholes complaining""" "@MOOMANiBE I mean I'm satisfied, but I've never been fully part of the Dexit gang." "I could still be wrong of course, but I think the signs are pointing to them not being able to tell us the full story back when SwSh was announced." "The smaller that pool of Pokemon we haven't gotten gets, the more likely they'll just give us the rest with just one or two more DLCs. There's money in slowly divvying out Pokemon slowly through DLCs and personally I'm willing to pay them that." "I think that the fact that they couldn't talk about the SwSh DLCs a year ago is what ultimately caused Dexit. I think all of their other excuses (balance, not enough employees/time) fall apart if we're even getting just 200 more old Pokemon. I think Dexit is no more." "My ridiculous Alcremie collection will actually be complete! I'm less worried that the sweets will be like, exclusively given away one at a time at like a GameStop event or something. I'm betting they'll be repeatable." @CrowtaurT mooooood hehehe bein bab is more fun anyway :3 @StebMcDreb me at my tiddies: https://t.co/4J7tfLibPC "@VoicesOfViolet @StarWarsExplain It does now! :V Nah, it means Battle of Yavin, aka Episode IV A New Hope" @mx_stitchie I think if the expansions even give us a couple hundred old Pokemon it suggests we'll get all 900 eventually. Don't blame you for wanting to wait until that time tho Oh! The new SwSh expansions are probably where we're getting the star and ribbon sweets for Alcremie :3 "All I want as a player is the ability to put my 15-year-old Living Dex on a cart if I want to. That ends up being a big ask, but that's where I'm coming from with this, as always. The move to Home is a one-way road and I'm putting a lot of trust in them not to fuck it up." "Honestly now that Pokemon is a franchise that can get two DLCs the *year* after the core game is announced, I'll bet money before the Switch generation(s?) are/is over, we'll have all 900+ in the game. I think they just had to keep a tight lip on the DLC up until now." "Also I'm VERY gay for Avery, gosh! (And the new psychic rival is pretty cute too~ 😘)" AURORUS MIGHT MEAN TYRANTRUM PLEASE OH PLEASE SHE'S ONE OF MY TOP THREE FAVORITES So I missed the Direct BUT THERE'S NO MANY OLD POKEMON BEING ADDED I KNEW TPC WOULDN'T LET US DOWN I'M SO HAPPY 😭😭😭 https://t.co/cKKf7wMEXU @funmeat lol every major difference between Sword and Shield makes me so glad I went with Shield @GwenStarlight @DevourerRose YES PLEASE BRING FIREKEEPER I really love that Pokemon can just surprise us with new stuff now. Why don't I recognize either of these characters tho? The one in the top hat is especially cute! "@GwenStarlight In about a month we'll be moving to Westcliffe, tho, fair warning." @OzmaRacc Adding that to our road trip just for you >/////> "@FlorenceLaReine I don't know either, lol. I know there's a midway point that had kind of a soft reboot where the series got really good, and this happened after that, but I don't know where that is. I need to read them too." "@HouseholdWheel I know, you just told me" @sarahlicity Oh that makes sense lol @okbillybunny RIGHT??? @OzmaRacc Plz!!! >W< 💦💦💦 @OzmaRacc @Gendervoid_Punk gosh >w> @HouseholdWheel Like we have Cookie Crisp too @HouseholdWheel Yeah that comes from America lol @CaptainTyto Transformers aren't mecha :P @sarahlicity Who? "@ArtyMaus you can pull it all you want, unf~" @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu you mean one of my biggest fantasies? I'd put on a big show like I hated it but I'm nearly cumming at the thought of it tbh @RipleyStorm Every tweet in that thread is amazing @liddytronic woah same @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu hell yeah same @GBalend I DON'T EVEN HAVE T ANYMORE THIS IS BULLSHIT D:< @kirwinia awwww looks like you might need a babysitter cutie :3 @Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb arousissyfied :O @fluffyespy awwwww!! cute!!! @Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb horroused~ "@deathpigeon @StebMcDreb I mean I would too, but he'd be really freaked out by the abdl stuff lol" @fluffyespy too late for bab :3c IT REALLY IS https://t.co/A8fLgFnnDX @blaze_casual EXCITED FOR YOU OMG like seriously pre-transition me would be kinda horrified which is kinda hot~ girl pills sometimes have the side effect of turning you bab fair warning >w< am bab @beannamara 💕💕💕 @beannamara hehehe sorry >w< @beannamara yeeeeeah your right hehehe >w> @Sez_the_Wizard goddess I wish I knew hoping if I thiccen up a bit I might get hips even 10% that nice @transfilmtheory *offers hugs* :/ @beannamara more like I need something to keep it all snug and warm hehehe :3 @beannamara @emuchaton Canadian cities have such weird names @emuchaton PLZ 🍦🍨🍧 @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe (also the way your powerful lips frame this photo is just 💦) @PrissyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe OMG SO CUTE subspace is such a wonderful place to be 😍 @beannamara ummmm i dunno? >.> @deathpigeon @liddytronic I mean that's a good point >.> @CateSpice I'm glad the story has a happy ending 💕 @beannamara jhggghhg i dun need a diaper >////> @liddytronic @deathpigeon h-heeeyyy >/////> @deathpigeon @liddytronic you really should! @beannamara GGFFHJHVCCBNGHH b-but imma big girl >/////> "Part of me is like ""I don't have a body anything like that model so I gotta stay realistic in my expectations of how it'll look"" And part of me is like ""Yeah but I don't have a dick anymore so my crotch is gonna fit just right"" and that gender euphoria is ummmmm real good >.<" @beannamara ggfffjvcfcvb o-oh you know... the usual... >//////> @liddytronic @deathpigeon hhhgghhghhh this is so horny tho >////< @deathpigeon HECC D:< @Uber_Anne cover my face GOSH @Uber_Anne hdfgskgfafsfh plzzzz >/////< @deathpigeon hghhghhdnh s-stop provoking my exhibitionist streak >/////> @deathpigeon I mean ideally me wearing this and the official DVa headphones they make~ @CateSpice oooooh pretty! :3 @LeafTilde RIGHT??? @LittleLambJenny immmmmmm sometimes babby >////> I GET PAID NEXT WEEK THERE *WILL* BE PHOTOS HECC YES THEY MAKE AN UNOFFICIAL DVA ONESIE AND I NEED IT OMG https://t.co/OSBrJK9oOQ https://t.co/WZFUNNzXgN @RipleyStorm @HYENABLOOD oh NO you're right D: @Anomulus0 it really isn't! 😭 but gosh no one's ever said i had bottom power~ 👀 just like shove my face in your crotch i'll take care of things from there look if i don't have a girldick of my own anymore i guess i'm just gonna have to lovingly take care of every girldick i encounter from now on it's only fair~ aw HELL YEAH the pokemon tag is finally getting GOOD https://t.co/3FzT3H1HpC @MrsStephinMerit I never thought I'd get there either and it's still kind of unbelievable to me. Congrats! :3 @LeafTilde a very pent up puddle *whines* >/////< @HYENABLOOD I mean... as the guy during straight sex you can fuck up pretty spectacularly and still end in a pregnancy "@Sez_the_Wizard I mean, Twitter friends, but yeah. Her name's Mallorie, tho" "@LeafTilde hhghfhhhdhh Galaxia's response to ""Do you need anything done, Goddess?"" gggghh i'm a p-puddle >.<" "@LeafTilde y-yeah! that would make me some kind of denial slut, and that'd b-be silly >.>" "talking about clitoral orgasms, not sex, just to be clear sex isn't for another 46 days" "@LeafTilde gonna read this even though i won't be able to um, ""enjoy"" myself there's no way this could backfire for me" @Gendervoid_Punk 👀👀👀 @RaeGun2k https://t.co/OCJwL5BZpO @lumpen_rose not tonight "@maritronic9k ""It can't... end like this!!!""" @lumpen_rose Pound town happens in 46 days WANNA TOUCH 18 days until this clit is open for business and just fuck @Trans_Astral true tho @NewGenderWhoDis they tell me i was some dorky-looking guy for 29 years and i'm forced to believe them given the evidence but i still have my doubts @Nickle4aPickle *hugs* :/ @BoringNerdyKate It's half the the root words in the term shortstack @emuchaton @rayneDrone4800 @Drone0143 this is Art @fangirlscreamo fair @fangirlscreamo Better than being American like I actually am :/ @Anomulus0 hhhhhgn i wanna feel that >.< "@liddytronic that's like, peak DMX goomba lol" @Anomulus0 hfhdhhhhd v-very good view >/////> "I love how in The Final Mario Party Dan asks how the DMX Goomba meme started and none of them could remember and it turns out it was just... Jeff started doing that voice. That's it, lol https://t.co/O7uQgvxlw4" @friend2allcats omg i want some ... and that I'm totally about to have some? https://t.co/eKaDRJAcZX To my non-American friends: Did you know we'll just call straight up cookies breakfast cereal https://t.co/kzKLQes3i7 "@TheEpicDewback I've read parts of it. I'm bad at reading things, even stuff I really want to >.>" "@UnknownEnby Maximilian ""Max"" Goof, yes" "Huge fucking nerds like me: Hey if you think about it, gender for Cybertronians is a real interesting idea with a TON of queer implications The IDW comics: Nice! We're leaning the FUCK into that then! (There's several gay couples too)" It DOES make perfect sense to some of us: Being a She makes so much more sense than being a he. "These panels are old news to many, including myself, but goddammit I just love that Transformers is a universe where alien robots can change forms, even in the way that I fought to change my body. Some Cybertronians totally get it and that's just so fucking cool to me. https://t.co/jjt6qrlhdJ" "I actually love this movie, saw it in theaters, and it's one of my favorite Disney movies from that era, I just forgot about that detail lol" "@ThyLunarPaladin @OrionPax4217 @transmetal_rat I don't read the comics closely, but I thought this was before they switched the name to Lost Light? So it would be More Than Meets The Eye?" @LambChopInPamps I *have* a Mommy already so I wouldn't dream of it Miss Mars! :3 @emuchaton sometimes just seeing a specific profile pic in my mentions makes me go into sapphic keysmashing immediately and that's valid @GenderBanana gosh thank you >/////> @NewGenderWhoDis @Haffnium24601 lol there was an entire branch of my family including a ton of cousins that my mom told me to unfriend on Facebook immediately after I came out to her and I didn't even hesitate @blaze_casual THAT'S JUST LIKE MY BABY BINX OMG 😭💕 "@blaze_casual He's like ""What? WHAT? Oh pets""" @nyaakat hhggfffdddjhgsssj very much wanna kiss u >//////< @NewGenderWhoDis #SurgicalMermaidGang 😭 @NewGenderWhoDis (especially the little part~ :3c) @NewGenderWhoDis I mean it's not wrong @NewGenderWhoDis HOLY HECK EMMA THIS GLOW UP IS UNBELIEVABLE 😍💕 This is actually how I got my first kiss @MapleReam *slams tiny bun paws on table* NEED BABBY @BluLegendR Thank you!! i love that i can just click on a thing and have it be another thing because the timeline updated this website works so fucking good "*worth NOTING, goddammit" Worth nothing. With actual the actual letter i it's someone else. But the search actually suggests it when you type it out with i's https://t.co/XSnaCniwkr "@Kate_Bunni I was so close to quote tweeting that. It won't help, tho" I'm gonna quote tweet this so anyone who doesn't want to see fetish art of a REAL PERSON WHO'S MY FRIEND doesn't have to. You should block RidiculousC*ke. @StebMcDreb hecc >///> @BluLegendR I NEED THAT SHIRT OMG "@CateSpice I'm furry trash, is all. I think she's a dragon! :3" transition goals tbh "@KorpsPropaganda I mean, goals honestly" @KorpsPropaganda @OzmaRacc Oh yay! Happy ending! :D @OzmaRacc YES also your display name ROCKS @Chopin_42 @KorpsPropaganda @OzmaRacc @vexwerewolf I think I knew of this story and was just given much needed context :3 @OzmaRacc @KorpsPropaganda I'll say! @OzmaRacc girl bodies make guy clothes better it's just science @AdequateEmily @Hbomberguy fuckin understatement of the decade and it just started @RebeccaCuddles omg I love cudls!!! :O @TimonicWulfgar boooooo D:< @TimonicWulfgar awwww D:< @Chopin_42 Orzhov Lesbians 😎 @TimonicWulfgar awwwww no fun :P @blaze_casual You got this! they had a lot of lifegain but I had life gain plus death triggers and a sac outlet so that just gave me time to grow lol "@KorpsPropaganda @OzmaRacc THAT'S SO CUTE THO OMG She must be fun to capture, gosh :3" sometimes deck just gets real silly https://t.co/P5QDErI6Nd @Gendervoid_Punk I love it when they do that lol @QuestForTori so gorgeous omg 😍 I might actually be missing some of them which is why a deck like this is way more fun when a computer keeps track of all the triggers lol "lifelink from dire moon means aerialist gets pumped, then dire moon dying means the two celebrants trigger, but they each give me life, so the aerialists get pumped twice and then all that happens a second time" they conceded shortly into their turn after watching what happens when you use your fairy token creatures to block two of my Vampire of the Dire Moons with uhhhh all this mess on the field https://t.co/HpdkxzMkCb @Nickle4aPickle OMG THANK >/////< @OzmaRacc @transmagick CUTE @Trans_Astral YES PLEASE @OzmaRacc @transmagick AAAAA CUTE #ANTLERGANG No but seriously this is how interactions like these go 90% of the time for me "*pounds fists on table* MORE TRANS COMEDY FROM TRANS PEOPLE, MORE TRANS COMEDY FROM TRANS PEOPLE, MORE TRANS COMEDY FROM TRANS PEOPLE" This is the best video I've ever seen omg @OzmaRacc @transmagick Me too! It's why I'm a jackalope with antlers :3 @Gendervoid_Punk Oh fuck yeah I'll add you to the list! 💕 @nyaakat gosh 👀 @nyaakat HOW ARE U SO CUTE YOU BAB "@RipleyStorm Oh no! Don't lose hope, a lot of good stuff happened. Just gotta file those taxes!" @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀💦 @OzmaRacc I wanna see how my road trip to Seattle through Californian looks with a detour in Texas tbh 👀 "I want my hair a bit shorter to take care of some split ends, what passes as bangs turned back into bangs, a side cut, and probably like purple hair? Maybe blue or green? So much hair stuff I need. Haven't gotten anything done with it for almost a year x.x" @Sez_the_Wizard EXACTLY "@Jesin00 That would be a lot better, yeah." @kuviraex It'll be mutuals only. There's only so long I can stay in the country and I have loved ones there I've wanted to see for years. Turns out the thing I needed to stop putting off shaving was realizing my hair looked cute enough after brushing it that I wanted to share~ 💕✨ (Also rough approximation of what a side cut might look like on me? 👀) https://t.co/AJv8KYpAHP "*Or rather, I guess anyone can see it, it's just for replying. Hadn't quite fully wrapped my head around the concept of separating seeing a tweet and replying to it. It IS kind of a weird idea for this website." "Would prefer an option that lets anyone you follow + your followers tho? Sure for bigger accounts that can't keep track of every follower it would potentially let shitty people in, but I'd still want to make sure queer people that follow me that I'm not following can see my stuff" @RaeGun2k The Unfollow Bug is real. Following @unfollowbugbot can help "This will be abused by shitty people but also, with block chain working less reliably on Chrome and not at all anymore on Firefox this is really gonna help trans people feel safe on this website." @PrissyOrcGF now that's an ass I wanna suffocate under gosh 😍 Made up a list of cuties in the UK I want to visit and it is tentatively *9* Lots of planning to do 👀 @RipleyStorm 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu @PrissyOrcGF same 👀 @BoringNerdyKate All of these ideas They're all hot and amazing @BoringNerdyKate I have that same fantasy tbh >/////> @TheFintauSystem oh love I wanna go on a domestic date with you too!!! 😭💕 "@PrissyOrcGF the price of dsl worth it, i'd imagine :V" @OzmaRacc @KorpsPropaganda ohhhh THAT'S why sub was capitalized whomst among us isn't in that tweet @APrivateRobin cute tho :3 @ArtyMaus For me 8mg (4 pills) took an eternity to do sublingually. Injections are better for me 💕 @APrivateRobin who among us can watch this and not think that tho to be fair @OzmaRacc @KorpsPropaganda RIGHT??? @nyaakat b-big o.o "@liddytronic No, but only because for all the transfemme eggs that fell for the ""phytoestrogen = estrogen"" lie, I wouldn't want any transmasc eggs to get hurt falling for the cactus fib :P" Hell some of us (like myself) have trouble with our livers breaking down the estrogen too quickly so taking it orally doesn't work as well. Injections and patches are often way more effective. A lot of us aren't insured. Some of us order HRT online. Why bother with either of those things if you can just eat a cheeseburger every week lol like do y'all even stop and think about any of this "Another reason right wingers afraid impossible whoppers will turn them into women is so ridiculous: Do y'all honestly think that if ""more estrogen means becoming a woman even harder/faster"" were true any trans woman would go through a doctor, like ever? lol" Dysphoria is a hell of a drug. I was a walking zombie pretty much since the start of puberty until age 29 and I didn't even know it. Now I feel so alive by contrast I barely feel like the person I supposedly was back then. @daggertrout i have a shirt that says it and everythin! :D "@SeanWithersDraw I dunno how to describe the feeling I got just now when reading that you find pride in having been seen as a woman in the past, but it was a good feeling. I think that's really cool." @MrsStephinMerit @Kate_Bunni *that :P "@Kate_Bunni The Last Knight is peak ridiculousness, though. That's the only reason I enjoyed it. But the Autobots hate each other in that one too." I've always been a girl no matter how you slice it "I do feel that pre-transition me was just as much of a woman as the current version of me (even if she didn't know it), but also: I feel like I was born 3 and a half years ago" "@Kate_Bunni Definitely. The Optimus of hat universe is a lot more violent and vicious towards his enemies. Hell, in most of the movies, the Autobots act like they hate each other. It's a Bay hallmark and one of the reasons those films are so depressing to sit through." @Trans_Astral YEAH THAT TOO "@Kate_Bunni *second one That's in Revenge of the Fallen. To be somewhat fair, he was de-facing the equivalent of robot Satan." "@aNerdskull @ConfusedSwitch ""Diversity is good, but only when it's the American kind and preferably only when being nice to billionaires"" sure is a take" @Trans_Astral WANNA EAT APPLES WITH U "Now I'm wondering exactly how many times ""Jetfire"" was said in RotF. I haven't watched it since it was in theaters. Such a fucking dreadful movie. (can't even find a single gif of the guy-- the internet wants to forget too)" @Trans_Astral To someone who's absolutely not watching them? Not in the slightest lol "The great thing about that Ebert review is he (rightly) HATED that movie so I bet the most he did was type in ""transformer jet michael bay"" into Google and Starscream was the first result. And like, absolutely cannot blame the man one iota." "Also no wonder Scorsese is so mad at ""Marvel"" films. Imagine if you thought DC movies were Marvel too. Hell maybe he thinks Star Wars is Marvel. It's all Marvel all the time now." "This reminds me of that time Ebert called Jetfire Starscream in his Revenge of the Fallen review. It's like... I can't blame you THAT much for not knowing this, but also: All of human knowledge can fit in your pocket now." @vexwerewolf oooooh what are you getting pierced? :3 @QuinntoBean Clothes are sooooo much better now I love it @Trans_Astral 👀👀👀 @Trans_Astral oh really 👀 @FrigidElfChild @FrigidKingCami as if that isn't half the point lol "@cyberwitchlexi i still don't fully know what an e-girl is but: yes, absolutely" @GwenStarlight heck yeah :3 "@LexiEsque any time, cutie~ 😘" @LexiEsque gosh >////< @LexiEsque I mean you can >////> @LexiEsque hghfhghh st-stop making it sound so nice >/////< @LexiEsque noooooooo 😭 @Kaelyrhn It comes from the American schooling system. 5 would be a failing grade. Our influence has ruined numbered scores. "You've probably heard of Transformers Well, it contains 44mg of estrogen. Fucking insane. A standard hormone replacement therapy shot to become transgender, is 4mg. Robots in disguise will make you female." Takkun jumped up onto the bed to ask for pets & snuggles while I was dilating RIP https://t.co/CgBeP1ttB4 @OzmaRacc valid 💕 @vexwerewolf h-how many more months until you visit? 😭💕 @DevourerRose 💕💕💕💕 Wanna voice chat with youuuuuu~ 😘 @OrionPax4217 That's like in the other direction! :P @OzmaRacc Okay then I guess I have to~ @TheFintauSystem Gonna voice chat SO MUCH "@Trancister @asystemofgirls They told me to stop taking ibuprofen a week before surgery. Acetaminophen BARELY works on headaches for me, and the last time I masturbated the Saturday before I got one of the worst headaches in my life immediately after. So I stopped, lol" @TheFintauSystem oh really~ 😘 @TheFintauSystem UR REALLY CUTE LOVE @CrypticGoblin TRUTH "@aNerdskull Stu Pickles, yeah" @aNerdskull hey you've become that Rugrats meme https://t.co/ZHmYsRtE3o "@MaiaFranklyn if nothing else, using chrome for just block chain is an okay solution maybe? eventually I'm gonna have to start using Firefox once chrome stops allowing adblock software outside its paid service the future sucks" @LilFluffClouds can I just say your girldick is really cute gosh @KorpsPropaganda yes henlo i am sub!! 💦 @MaiaFranklyn It's glitchy as hell on chrome ever since the new Twitter update. I think it might be harder to code for now maybe? Or something? @MaiaFranklyn oh fuck *will hear too gay to type @PersephoneHime 😘 @Notactuallysmol >//////> @blaze_casual hey Alexa guess what ur a cutie~ seriously the ideal is a road trip to Seattle through California to see cuties then hopefully a UK trip so like so much lewdness and y'all we'll hear all about it~ :3 i think i'm gonna end up having a ridiculous amount of incredibly gay sex this year just a hunch "@Anomulus0 Well, if you're gentle, you could potentially go down on me starting on the 27th~" @Notactuallysmol hhhhghhggghhhh >/////< wanna just grind on cuties leading to moany makeouts followed by gaspy sex~ immmmmmm gay my pent up hornyness is apparently hot and is inviting other cuties to just make me more flustered it's so unfair~ >////< @LambChopInPamps not often enough tbh @emuchaton but! that's so gay!!! :O @Gendervoid_Punk Maybe another time but that'd be fun :3 @Notactuallysmol @LittleLambJenny 3 babs thatd be the best!!! playdate! playdate! playdate! @LittleLambJenny @Notactuallysmol fdgkskjhdhf >////< yay~ :3 @Notactuallysmol @LittleLambJenny wheh wait a second!!! >///> @Notactuallysmol @LittleLambJenny such a cute bab omg!!! "@LittleLambJenny awwww well you ARE a padded princess that's true, cutie! :3" okay can you not call me out like this wtf @LittleLambJenny cuuuuuuuute :3 @Nickle4aPickle And you totally should! @Nickle4aPickle I've wanted to for years lol >.> @ShugoWah @GamesDoneQuick oh what's that gdq didn't even pretend to vet a runner i'm so shocked /s @Notactuallysmol DM'd 💕 "If you're bummed that I'm not on Discord more often (it IS a better way to chat), in hopefully less than a month I should have better internet and will be on way more often from then on. And voice chat will be possible for me! I'm VERY excited :3" @Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb who will be patient zero i wonder :O "@TwippingVanilla @OCaelyn And it's like, yeah maybe don't call that ""normal,"" but also you can totally just be that if you want. It's the shaming others that isn't cool." @Calliethulhu CALLIE LET'S GET SIDE CUTS If one of us does the other's gotta! @Anomulus0 RIGHT???? "You know what? I've put it off for too long: New year, new decade new hair. This year, I'm getting a side cut." "literally what is in the water in the UK because of all the friends I have that are DTF I can think of at least five cuties who have now given me horny, graphic descriptions of what they want to do to me >////> (don't ever stop! i'll be there hopefully in summer? maybe?)" @nyaakat w-wait a second i think i know who caused this horniness >////> @FrillyHyena BUT THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA THO @AzazelAfterDark right away! o.o;;; @nyaakat @mode_view *huffs* I GUESS D:< @nyaakat @mode_view *whines* >.< @nyaakat @mode_view hhfhghfhh >////> @nyaakat heck D:< @museanima lol i wish @PhyrexianThot im not singles but i am hot and poly~ @asystemofgirls Since I last masturbated? 5 weeks 3 days (5 weeks and 1 day since surgery) @museanima (my clit's not done healing yet and that's where a lot of the blood flow would go) @museanima https://t.co/qpjNRETdww @emuchaton POV blowjob video but it's your POV and so you just call it found footage "@emuchaton emu," @Q3w3e3 yeah 2020 is the perfect time honestly @mode_view I CAN'T HELP IT I NEED IT SO BAD 20 days until i'm allowed to masturbate again and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna just spend all day doing that when the time comes @LittleLambJenny these girl pills somehow turned my shirts girly too! @SilverMoon9000 One of the meds I took for tourettes syndrome caused mine. lol. Same family of brain stuff weirdly enough. @SilverMoon9000 That's entirely up to you. Odds are you'll have not as big tiddies (I had a head start with gynecomastia as a kid) "@StebMcDreb I thought you meant like cop a feel. We don't have that slang over here :P It's a Teefury shirt from years ago. They do a thing where it's a design a day, so it's long gone." @StebMcDreb I don't understand? "@StebMcDreb just, everywhere messy, sloppy, moaning makeout~" Earliest ship I can remember having (and this was before they called them ships lol) was Sora/Mimi from Digimon Adventure "then a girl finds a girl (or three or four) that she loves and then kisses her and they live happily ever after! you know, like you'd expect!!!" Realizing I've been shipping girl characters together in cartoons I watched since I was like 11 or 12 because that's the only way romance has ever made sense to me "@ExistentialEnso I've been seeing your stuff, thankfully. Fuck Twitter." @FrigidElfChild such brattiness! :O @TiddyVixen HELL YEAH (the yellow parts glow in the dark! :3) having big tiddies means even your old guy shirts can't hide how much of a girl you are >w> https://t.co/jygAFv24jQ @Trans_Astral Changes keep happening for years and years after the made up 3 year mark "@Genderbird Every time I see a tweet from you now I hear Greedo say ""maclunkey"" in my head" @HexLatex it me i'm heroine @EllieODaire Omg I just realized I replied thinking you were replying to a different MtG tweet I made my bad. I will definitely let you know if I find out about full art lands in MtG Arena! @DarkTyrannosaur gosh >/////> "@BabzSky There are plans for up to 9 already, but we're gonna build a fourth bathroom at the new place." @TheNDqueerelf well of course they do! you got them suckable tids! :V @TheFintauSystem Go to the hotel in that showy village and fight the head of Game Freak if you haven't already. Gives you a charm to make catching easier if you've beaten the game. @CateSpice she's a walking simpsons meme https://t.co/ZxbeuUsufT @Notactuallysmol @Trouble_Point_5 @TinyVampBaby hfghfhfhfdfkd @Trouble_Point_5 @Notactuallysmol @TinyVampBaby hhhhhhghhhhh others just assuming im baby hecc >/////< @TinyVampBaby @Trouble_Point_5 im... toddler... >////> "@OCaelyn It sucks because from her twisted perspective, this is something she holds in her heart as deeply as I hold the whole ""You don't need dysphoria to be trans"" thing. If I never heard that, I'd be dead now. So I understand the ferocity of her stance, but it's a shitty one." @Trouble_Point_5 @Notactuallysmol @TinyVampBaby but but!! >////> @TinyVampBaby @Trouble_Point_5 HEY D:< @Anomulus0 PLZZZ!!!! >/////< "@OCaelyn I'm a binary trans woman (for the most part, it's complicated) and you can just be that without shitting on people who aren't. I wasn't following her, nor was she following me, but I blocked her." @Trouble_Point_5 NUH-UH!!! >////> @Anomulus0 (goshhhhh what's a little bun like me to doooo! >////>) @TheNDqueerelf like VERY suckable just sayin @Trouble_Point_5 gdfhjkfdghdjkgd nno... >/////> @Anomulus0 does it really matter? this slut needs to be bred~ @growflet GOSH I might have to look into that >////> @Anomulus0 hhhhhhhhfdh p-plz breed me >/////< @Anomulus0 hecc >/////> hornt enough i'm looking forward to my next dilation >.> @EllieODaire Omg you started right before me! I started in M13 :3 @sarahXelizvbeth 3 @kirwinia Heck yeah! @grittystitties Release is usually a week after pre-release. @aliceinfamous We're moving the ranch @EllieODaire Imo Eldraine just isn't super fun lol Which sucks because I've wanted a fairy tale theme for years now. Lorwyn was before I started playing. @asystemofgirls HECC >/////> 7 people 1 working bathroom Cannot wait to move @Anomulus0 oh gosh >/////> 💦 "@EllieODaire Nothing rotates until next summer, but Theros is in fact coming out this month, judging by how many spoilers are on Mythic Spoiler lol" @vorpalBunny1226 Talking about Magic the Gathering @Gendervoid_Punk Sounds like a plan :3 @Gendervoid_Punk GOALS @kirwinia because you're cute! :3 @GwenStarlight hhhhghhh >//////> @XylariaVG Even still Majora's Mask turnaround time was legendary. There was probably a lot of crunch :/ @kirwinia CUTE @Gendervoid_Punk *bookmarks* >.> I think I might be a bottom "And I was right, don't need violet to warmup as long as I go real slow" It might not be masturbating but that full feeling the second size dilator gives me feels really nice rn @PhyrexianThot me every day @Gendervoid_Punk hhhhhhhhhggh I need that x.x @BeastFlesh Yeah all the tips taper slightly "So like, gray-brown bunny is definitely a trans girl wow gosh" OH WAIT IT'S A BUNNY THREESOME I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE @Gendervoid_Punk YES SAME GOD @BeastFlesh No "didn't have anywhere else to put the cream colored rabbit except, uh, mounting the brown one and like, no wonder this shelf has so many bunnies :V https://t.co/jrVgIEmQRJ" @GenderBanana YES PLZ GODDDD "@Vangelus last time i understood standard rotation was like, khans of tarkir lol" @Gendervoid_Punk goals >///> @GwenStarlight uhhhhhh both is fine >///< Do things rotate out of Standard soon? I guess the new Theros comes out uhhhh this month? you dont even need to top me you can just fuck my face need sex @TheNDqueerelf CUTE TIDDIES THO :3 "Speaking of full arts, I love the IDEA of the full art lands in the upcoming Theros set, as well as the lore behind it (I assume that's mana from Nyx?) but the execution look more boring than a Pokemon energy card." Anyone know how to unlock the full art lands in MtG Arena? I assume I just have to give Wizards my money in some fashion. "I really love that MtG Arena lets you pick the type of art you want on your basic lands. Literally does not matter, but it does it me. Different representations of the same basic land fit certain deck themes better than others." @nyaakat Well yeah! Only take the knot if it feels good! 💕 @Anomulus0 ARE YOU CALLING ME A DENIAL SLUT because you're right >.> i need to be topped SO BADLY (6 weeks and 6 days x.x) @nyaakat and feel amazing let's be real @nyaakat oh gosh that'd be really cuuuute! 💕 @FrigidElfChild omg Mistress and I do this too "@StarKat99 That helps to hear, thank you so much 💕💕💕" "@SweetBeans99 I did try to report it but the only relevant option is ""It uses my intellectual property without permission"" so it might be something you need to do. And you need an Etsy account to do it." @SweetBeans99 That's awesome! Glad you're doing a bit better 💕 @Anomulus0 And I don't know how big my dilator is :P @Anomulus0 BIG GORL :3 https://t.co/1wXskvYIsq "@ConfusedSwitch IT'S A CUTE TWEET, LUNA" @ExistentialEnso Current ice age isn't due to end for a while iirc (at least by human scales of time) @nyaakat fhdgdfsshh th-that sounds really nice goshhhhh >/////< 💦 @nyaakat dfghjkdfgdgdfghd sdsdfs goshhhh plz >/////> 💦💕 @APrivateRobin Awesome! Well I hope you get this set too! :3 @liddytronic awwww thamks 🥰💕 "@liddytronic I mean, they're kiiiiinda dildos. They're dildos enough that the joke works, but you wouldn't want to use these for pleasure :P" "@APrivateRobin I have a set of four, though. And I hear the UK ones are only two without dots? But you called mine Soul Source so that suggests you know the difference, lol. I hope you get these too! They seem better imo" @APrivateRobin I'm pretty sure the UK has a completely different set they use :/ But I bet you could order these yourself :3 "Anyway despite warming up with the violet one beforehand, the blue one slipped in so easily I'm wondering if I'll even need the warmup for much longer? My vag is a hongry gorl :V" "I'd really like to reliably get to the 4th dot and ideally the 5th dot because I wanna take hung girls and enbies all the way to the hilt, you know? But on day's like today it just won't go in further no matter how much I push. Not even any pain from the pushing, it just... stops" @winocm Blue is only halfway there! There's still green and orange :3 @viragoergosum @MrsStephinMerit Always 💕 I can reliably get to the third dot on both of these now! I've gotten to the fourth dot once or twice on the violet one but this morning my vag wasn't having it lol (Tabitha for scale) https://t.co/PlwSvPJWK7 @TimonicWulfgar @FrigidElfChild Awwww! Cute sub! @BeastFlesh My vag was sculpted with 4 so I know I can! @FrigidKingCami No need to deal with tired jaws that way! :D It actually wasn't that hard to get this thiccness inside me tbh My size queen goals are going well Guess who has the blue dilator (size 2 of 4) inside her now for the first time? This stuffed bitch! ooof x.x 💕 @cuddlestopheles awwww I got 70! so close D:< @vexwerewolf Yo 💕 @FrigidKingCami Mood. Sex with one person is kinda boring at this point for me lol @MrsStephinMerit Sure 💕 "@TimonicWulfgar @FrigidElfChild We get to see how the politics happen, though. And the obvious lies didn't start until Episode III. Until then they're only obvious to people who watched the OT :P" Takkun's all snuggled up next to her momma 😭💕 https://t.co/6O2J4hUbDV @transfilmtheory I mean It totally is And it's way more fun >w> @blaze_casual Oh nooooo D: But you got to the sex part at least! "I remember my dad and I rewinding the VHS over and over again during the scene where the aliens won't let Woody leave because we couldn't tell what he was calling them. This was before DVDs and easy subtitles! (He was saying ""Stop it, you zealots!"" we eventually figured out)" @blaze_casual Yeah!!! Gonna dilate good to fit those dicks!!! >:D "@blaze_casual I get what you mean, but the orange one is the largest one :P It goes violet, blue, (don't remember), orange if I'm not mistaken?" "@blaze_casual No worries, I should be high too honestly lol. It's been 5 weeks for me but I should be fine >.> Definitely time to try the blue one." Context to the reference I just made: https://t.co/6wmUMB9gD8 "I watched the first Toy Story so much as a kid I can recite the whole thing from beginning to end to this day. Yes, exactly like that one ProZD video where he can quote along with Peter Pan, sound effects and all, while the screen is pointed away from him." @blaze_casual But you said every couple weeks >.> I think I might try the blue one tomorrow? Probably after warming up with the violet one? "@blaze_casual Oh gosh I've been at violet this whole time, should I be worried D:" "@blaze_casual Oh btw how often were you sizing up? I think the physical therapist said two weeks but really whenever I'm ready and I don't know when ""ready"" is or what that feels like. Plus this complication makes me scared to size up until it's healed >.>" "@blaze_casual ""So different yet feels so normal"" is pretty much the vaginoplasty experience lol" "@lumpen_rose I started in Return to Ravnica, myself! :3" "@BonzoixofMN I really, really, really love hearing as much as I can from my queer elders. I think it's extremely important that I learn as much as I can. Not all of this is written down like cishet history is." @blaze_casual I can imagine! Goddess I can't wait. Wanna feel something better than a dilator >.< @DeciusNero Yup! I'm looking at all of these on Mythic Spoiler "I'm still with Mark Rosewater tho that ""Hound"" is not inherently less silly than ""Dog."" Not all dogs are hounds. The creative team needs to get over this weird rule they have." "@lumpen_rose Now it is, yes. Before when it was two sets a block and 2 blocks a year, revisits took much longer. But I kinda see Ravnica to Return To Ravnica as a gold standard and that was a 6 year gap." omg the flavor of this it's soooooo good https://t.co/m9NbPByT6t "@lumpen_rose More sets per year and only two sets per block means more visits. Since Return to Ravnica we've returned to Zendikar, Innistrad, Ravnica again, soon to be Theros, and after that it'll be Phyrexia." Wait does this mean we're getting a Pharika that doesn't suck oh please ohn please "Omg I LOVE the MOTION of his whip in this picture. It's both pretty, badass, and just *bleeds* action in a single frame https://t.co/XHQzvwkNMB" "Me: Man we're already going back to Theros? Weren't we just there? The reality of time, cruel mistress that she is: https://t.co/CQteWsxtC9" @heck_engine @PhyrexianThot I can't stop laughing at these people are trying to sleep dammit 🤣 @lumpen_rose YOU FOUND IT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CLIP FOR *YEARS* THANK YOU @vissersixxx OMG I LOVE THEM BOTH 😍 @blaze_casual omg was it everything you'd ever hoped??? 😍 @PhyrexianThot Heck I'm in bed already but I'm gonna watch that tomorrow for sure! @vissersixxx RIGHT??? Also I ADORE these pics omg 😍 "@BonzoixofMN I love hearing about stuff from our history, thank you so much 💕💕💕" "@BonzoixofMN Gosh, people getting arrested for lewds? Glad we're past those times." Other nicknames I have for my various cats: - My little man - My special boy - My sweet baby girl - Stinker/little stinker - Shit/little shit - My panther (for Binx) - Taru-kun (technically Takkun's full name that I spent years not calling her but she still responds to it lol) @emuchaton does pup want pets? :3 @FrigidKingCami @FrigidElfChild Yeah I was initially thinking of stuff I've thought before but then also realized it was relevant to her too lol @XylariaVG I raised all my cats from kittenhood so they're very connected to me. And I think the words I say they at very least associate with being safe :3 "@XylariaVG Empathy maybe less so but it's been suggested by research that if they consider you a safe space to be near, they gain a lot from being near you/on you and getting pets and such, so much so that they require recharges with you, especially if they're ever stressed out." @FrigidElfChild I mean the Force CAN have a strong influence on the weak minded 🤔 "@FrigidKingCami the sub version of this replaces ""bathe her blood"" with ""drink her pee"" :V" "@Waffliesinyofac Haven't beaten it, but if you need long credits, the Bioshock Infinite route of putting behind the scenes clips or something like that during the credits is a good idea." "I strongly feel on some level cats and dogs can feel the love, if not understand the actual words. And the words very likely emphasize that love in a way I like to think they understand." "I also remind them constantly that ""your momma loves you"" and ""I'm always gonna take care of you""" @PhyrexianThot Technically Barkhide has an effect when you remove a counter but I get what you mean lol "@blaze_casual nah, I would never call my pussy my tiddies :V" @PhyrexianThot Yay dinosaur!! :D @PhyrexianThot Benthic annoys me because in gotta discard a card but okay *grumble* "I call each of my kitties ""my angel"" because they all are 💕" "@FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar Same. I think in as broad a perspective as possible, looking at the overall story in a cliffnotes kind of way, the prequels are kinda neat. But watching the actual movies? ehhhhhhh" @PhyrexianThot Vivien requires a sideboard for her final smash. Any good ridiculous game-enders to throw in there in green and blue? @PhyrexianThot Any obvious stuff I should drop? @PhyrexianThot Oh I'm very familiar. Played a ton of this last summer lol "@PhyrexianThot Hell yeah, I'll start sketching that out now! (gonna have to wait for more wild cards to get them all tho 😭)" @PhyrexianThot damn she really does tho @PhyrexianThot TRUE. Which one? Or is there only one in Standard right now? @Lea_Plath Yup. "@wehpudicabok Searching ""Maraleaf"" got me there, no worries 💕" "@CateSpice My vagina isn't fucking ""cosmetic.""" "@wehpudicabok I didn't know about Maraleaf Pixie, thank you!!" "@FrigidKingCami That's actually really impressive given your, uh, size >//////>" @FrigidKingCami That's actually good to know! They neutered me while they turned my outie into an innie so I had no way to compare lol "@Lea_Plath Zegana, etc? What's the etc??? D:" I actually know a couple people who have said they had this issue but I can't bring myself to ask them directly for pictures. I feel like that's a really awkward thing to corner someone with. "@CateSpice As soon as they're back in Standard, I'll get right on that :P" "@Lea_Plath The only part of that I understood was max out Growth Spiral (it's at 4 already?), cut Rabid Bite, and cut Pteromander (I think?). The rest I can't understand?" @Lea_Plath Free play Standard on MtG Arena Any suggestions? This deck is by no means complete. I feel like it's maybe 60% there? I think I want the mana ramp to be faster too ideally? Not shown: 4 Breeding Pools and 1 Lotus Field https://t.co/4NsKNOwuLP @FrillyHyena RIGHT??? she SO GOOD at cuddles!! @WaffliesProcliv (yeah it's gonna be another couple months at least but I still like to be teased about it!) @WaffliesProcliv but i wanna be a good girl too! D: @Q3w3e3 OwO "@SpoilersSpoils No, you're not. I'm just bitchy tonight. I'm sorry." "@FrigidElfChild They wasted Episode I The original plan was to have Anakin be like a teenager, but then George felt that wouldn't be traumatic enough to leave his mom (which led to the dark side). We needed a movie where they were legit in love. THEN it falls apart." "@SpoilersSpoils I appreciate what you're trying to do, but your reassurance isn't helping." "@SpoilersSpoils My doctor isn't worried, but she also said it's too early to tell how it's going to heal up and that they can do a revision surgery if needbe. Which means, as far as my anxiety is considered, there is absolutely a reason to worry." "@SpoilersSpoils Yeah, I saw your DMs, I was just trying to think of the best way to reply. Not only is the issue I'm having kinda gross, but it's really difficult to describe. My doctor isn't worried, but there is no way in hell I'd describe this as ""healing up greatly."" Thank you though" @YourBoswell we're still friends i just feel like i was being shitty so i wanted to stop "@YourBoswell @sqwrrkpon I'm not saying you're arguing, I'm saying it feels really shitty to be the only person in this conversation to have brought this topic up as if I was the one to think of it. I guess I was. I'm really sorry. I want to drop this so goddamn hard please." @StealingValerie So my guess is the studio wanted this. @StealingValerie So I'm pretty sure the story was they had very little control over this poster which led to when they DID get control and made the comic book-y Mallrats poster that Smith in hindsight says did a terrible job of actually marketing the movie despite looking really cool. "@AusSyndicialist The ""duh"" comment is really fucking rude and insulting too. You think I haven't thought of that? Do better." "@AusSyndicialist There are 7 people relying on this already limited and shitty internet connection and we've already had them yell at us for downloading stuff despite one of our previous roommates, a programmer, using a proxy. I'm not going to risk that. Please don't suggest alternatives either." "To any transfemmes who've had a vaginoplasty and had complications relating to stitches dissolving too soon leading to a separation: If you're willing, I'd love to see before and after pics in DMs. Would really make me feel better about my own healing process rn." @TheRedRaptor @sapphixy https://t.co/IpnUi7wVhw @litterboxhex 😳😳😳😍 "@waitworry The merch refers to him as that as well, I'm aware. But that's not his name, and the creators are acting all high and mighty like the name is a real thing anyone will find out. Bearing in mind he's from a species that STILL isn't canonically named after 40 years." @FrigidElfChild one of SO many reasons those films don't work on any level (Waiting for Disney+ to add 4:3 support before I give them my money) @RaeGun2k i just want to keep apologizing you're a good friend 💕 @Trans_Astral BINCH GET SHAVED YOU HAVE A DICK TO SUCK D:< "@RaeGun2k it's okay, btw you're a good friend i'm weird" @RaeGun2k i appreciate it sorry @litterboxhex hhhhhhgh i'm probably gonna be passing through in sometime in the spring >/////> @RaeGun2k it doesn't i'm sorry @deathpigeon I'm bigger than you now tho 😜 @RaeGun2k please never tweet Star Wars negativity at me again it's damn near triggering at this point for me and upsets me greatly "@RiotGrrrlJemma I understand 💕 I've given up on Magdalene following me, lol. She's too cool for me anyway" Please stop guessing/asking @lucashoal Lol no I don't know much about Vinny despite being subscribed on YouTube @FrigidElfChild DM'd @RiotGrrrlJemma I admire her a lot too! Hoping one day we can be mutuals. I hope you can reconnect with her too :/ There's a big Twitch account that was really mean to a close friend of mine and every time I see them talked about or mentioned I get a very specific flavor of sick to my stomach 🤮 "@QuinntoBean Quinn, I'm, I'm too gay for this how dare 😍" "@liddytronic Yeah but the person I'm talking about looks at Twitter at work and they're a storyboarder on a legit cartoon! I think it's Disney? Regardless, no lewd at work lol" @StebMcDreb @Iiboharz YOU'RE GOING DIGITAL COMPLETELY DIGITAL NOW YOU'RE INVINCIBLE @SJWMEGATRON Fun story for YEARS I wished you'd follow me back and then out of nowhere you just randomly did and I squee'd (it's Julia Kaye if you're wondering but honestly on second thought the things I say are often very nsfw and I don't tag text so nevermind lol) (still miss being mutuals with her! she's an amazing artist and a big inspiration to me 💕) @Roodypatooti Only 8 months old! There's a a big account trans person who I admire & used to be mutuals with who unfollowed because I RT nsfw stuff and now she's so big she's kinda unreachable but I really want her to follow me again since I've tagged my nsfw stuff for well over a year going now 😭 "@Roodypatooti @upandoutcomic Well now I'm mad that doesn't exist, heck" (don't reply with the word sl*t or you might get auto suspended) slutty & gay my favorite way every day~ @LeafTilde transition goals "@BlindRapture Huge disagree, they've been a cornerstone of the design philosophy since the beginning and I love them 💕" @litterboxhex I'm I'm too gay for this selfie You're so cute >////< 💕 "@LeafTilde YOU SHOULD I wanna just keep laying forever, unf~" "@LeafTilde hhhhhhggggggh one of the hottest stories I've read on here involved being a dragon anthro broodmother who's always filled with eggs, and every night she lays more but her belly doesn't get any smaller >.> 💦" "@OzmaRacc FRT, or fursona replacement therapy" @StebMcDreb OMG SHE'S SO CUTE 😍 I suddenly appreciate these designs WAY more @TunaBeeElves I think you're pretty tho! @LeafTilde will will I have to lay eggs >.> @ButchPuppy TRUTH :3 "@BelindaZipper Huh, knickers only refer to panties? I guess that aligns with how I've heard that term, but I've never thought about it before now, interesting. I'm rooting for you! You got this! 💕💕💕" "I ASK YOU, WHOMST AMONG US https://t.co/u9P8iqD9lF" @blaze_casual OH yeah~ 😘 "Only have these two decks modified from the original base ones the game gave me. I like to play them until they're doing what I want them to do, whatever each deck needs. I'm definitely gonna make Rakdos Lesbians and Golgari Lesbians, as those are my two remaining fave guilds." im kinda gay y'all transfemmes are too fucking beautiful omg x.x @cuddlestopheles @ValerieSummersX @talldrinkofwhat omg that third one is so cute!!! @viragoergosum awwww your girldick must be tiny! cute :3 (not in the LoZ games in the 80's I mean) "Most of the time with all the weed I have, the only way to remember dreams is to be woken up during REM sleep. I had a dream this morning about an obscure Legend of Zelda Christmas special anime about fishing that they only aired once in the 80's There isn't even fishing in LoZ" @ErisGael @DNoizes the hero we need @ConfusedSwitch LOL kinda cute tho :3 sometimes Midna tolerates being held lol https://t.co/WOH1KrXe3M @doublegearsys @TheFintauSystem snuglfrembs are valid! and cute!! @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys Gears is other kind of girlfriend!! And I'm still surprised y'all aren't dating but OKAY :P @TheFintauSystem hydrating AND soft fren!!! :D listen to ur girlfriends more often D:< @nyaakat TRUE but it ALMOST looks like my neck long necks are sexy~ @ErisGael that's a thing? @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys well it's good to be hydrated!!! @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys maybe go grab him? >.> @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys go cuddle with clove quick!!! @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys thank u 4 getting water luv @Trans_Astral OOF @heck_engine I just wish I could win with it lol @norintha Yeah that's about the only way I've seen to make it playable lol remember evolve that shit was free and it slapped why is adapt such an expensive ability i wanna simic omg https://t.co/a27QA32yj3 @LeafTilde WANT FUIT GUMMY D:< @doublegearsys KOT ONGRY >:O also have this selfie that I look cute in despite forgetting to smile lol https://t.co/SZ1alxdjJn sometimes you need to cuddle your t-rex stuffie 💕 https://t.co/HUV6yGllSq @nyaakat oh gosh such a good girl!!! :3 "@vidthekid I'm quite good at picking usernames that haven't been picked yet and it's all for nothing when it's does this way. Discord, Battlenet, and MtG Arena all do it." @nyaakat well of COURSE!!! that's what they're for!!! @nyaakat ohhhhh goshhhh this is cute >w> @Chopin_42 @thelinuxdaemon @PrissyOrcGF hhhhfhggsdhjj 💦 @Calliethulhu (there wasn't any doubt :P) @thelinuxdaemon @PrissyOrcGF @Chopin_42 ooooookay apparently it/its pronouns are very horny for me >/////> 💦 @undeadmooncat RIGHT??? Like seriously the waistband WANTS to sit on my hips now. Such novelty! Such luxury! Underwear manufacturers suck lol Swelling is down enough that my underwear fits way better! :3 Did you know they design panties under the assumption that you don't have a dick? It's real fucked up! "@Lesbeansidhe That's the base Rakdos Cult deck they give you. When I edit them, I add the word lesbians but I've only done it for two" @PrissyOrcGF @Chopin_42 th-thank youuu 💦 @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhh this unit obeys >////< 💦 @PrissyOrcGF st stop making it horny >////> @lux_banana lesbian dicks are my favorite kind! :D (that was sarcasm if that wasn't obvious) "Remember when usernames used to work like, you pick a name, and if you weren't the first, just add a number until it let you have it? I love that now stuff will just assign you a massive ugly-ass number whether you're the first with that name or not." @FlorenceLaReine #60399 "@FlorenceLaReine I hate that this is how games are done now. I'm the first TransSalamander, so my numbers should be nothing." "@FlorenceLaReine I didn't even know there was a friends list for this game, but sure! I'm TransSalamander on there" @blaze_casual OMG CONGRATS I'm jealous x.x i'm a simple girl with simple tastes https://t.co/RgaD8dLlJS @arancaytar Omg you should transition! @Trancister That actually makes me feel better for both of us. We got this. "@Trancister We got this. It's not time to panic just yet, despite how badly I want to x.x" "@Wintercorse @PhyrexianThot Now THAT would be more than fine, I just always get frustrated by sorceries. I get why some spells can't be instants, but booooy they're nice when they are." "@MaiaFranklyn exCUUUUUSE ME, princess!!" @Trans_Astral EXACTLY "I just gotta try not to stress until I'm closer to the 12 week mark. That's still 7 weeks away, and it's only been 5. Five weeks ago this was a much worse mess (though this complication hadn't happened yet grumble grumble) just want a normal vag plz x.x" okay yeah I'm DEFINITELY gonna need to play this https://t.co/kMNIXtfo3Z "But that added aspect is only seen if I spread the whole thing really wide with my fingers and I'm not gonna do that at all. Any other transfemmes who had a separation, what was the timescale for healing? When am I gonna see it look better? :/" "I thought it was just, like, if you imagine a sock sewn inside another sock, the stitches holding the mouths of the sock came undone a bit. It wasn't just that. Now imagine the inner sock has a noticeable hole near the mouth of it. I'm just so sick of this separation, fuck." "I looked up the picture my doctor took on the 27th. Fun fact! It was EVEN WORSE than I thought it was, but obviously not by the doctor's estimation so that's cool I guess. But regardless: Yeah, I'm healing. It's just at a GLACIAL pace, fuck." @LeafTilde CAN I SEE? :D @RebeccaCuddles hhh yes plz x.x @PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw jesus Guessing Wizards did not see this coming @teh_maxh @PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw oh fuck @PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw Banned in Standard? No wonder I wasn't seeing him in Arena. Well if he's gonna be banned maybe I don't need a playset. How on earth is he considered powerful? How are people using him? "@PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw Ooooh I love cards that don't look powerful at first glance, I had no idea. Is he seriously dethroning Worldwake Jace? If so, I need to own as many as possible lol" "@PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw I heard from my GF that Wizards says Eldraine is the power level they want to keep the game at for a few years. Again, I don't follow the meta closely, just dick around MtG Arena every so often. What's the most powerful Walker in history? Gideon maybe?" "Okay this video just showed up in my subscriptions and this mod is like, peanut butter and chocolate: the game for me wtf Like two of my favorite games of all time. Wonder if it's any good? https://t.co/Rzi22PC3NM" @PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw Nonland permanent and I'd be tempted to agree "@PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw Like I'm into Magic enough to know what cards to search for (that was Path to Exile, didn't even have to think) but I don't follow the meta super closely, especially since Eldraine isn't doing it for me." "@PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw lol that would have been a better example, then sure, your card is close I personally think it needs to be 1WW still, but it's close" @CrabbyQuaker @MintPossum @TwippingVanilla @slightlysluggy untag me @Waffliesinyofac They're not hypothetical. They announced them recently. We even know what the Xbox will look like (it's just called Xbox) @MintPossum @CrabbyQuaker @TwippingVanilla @slightlysluggy untag me "@PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw If it's been that long, they are well aware of where removal is at and don't have plans to change it, for better or worse." @PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw yeah that's a deck i'd just concede to after 3 turns I just want it to fucking heal enough that I can stop babying it. I want to see progress. I'm taking daily pictures at this point just to see ANYTHING. "The separation on my perineum really doesn't seem like it looks significantly better than it did almost two weeks ago, but then again the most recent picture I have is from 5 days ago so I can't be sure :/" @Waffliesinyofac In a fair world this would be the midway point of the generation. "@PhyrexianThot @a_alice_nsfw Okay, fair. No lifegain for double the mana, but it also targets Planeswalkers... it's close. When was the last time Swords was in Standard, tho?" "@blaze_casual I'm technically not allowed to try for another 3 weeks, but the overall sentiment is felt and I suspect I'll be feeling it even more soon >.>" "@PhyrexianThot I'm not even a Blue player, I dislike counters (wouldn't remove them from the game or anything, I just selfishly hate them) and even I like this." "@Trans_Astral @RaccoonGrrl I appreciate the sentiment, and that's how I feel too, but who knows what people who aren't my friends are saying behind locked accounts and if they're right or not." @FrigidKingCami THIS IS REALLY CUTE "@PhyrexianThot Not even Black gets that in ""destroy,"" come on :P Add another W on that cost maybe" "@norintha No, I just meant if you go by US releases, NES -> SNES -> N64 -> GCN was 6, 5, 5 Hence roughly 5 year cycle. But I'm sure I'm just missing the other companies I wasn't paying attention to in the 90's. Sega and whatnot." @norintha I think These rules feel arbitrary "@bretmwxyz It also made it seem like that was their plan to extend the generation. Maybe I just listen to to many industry analysts but the talk was ""Oh they must be done with generations and they'll just do this going forward, smart move!"" but nope." @norintha Why did the WiiU mark the start of a new gen but not the Switch? @norintha ...You're going by Japanese Nintendo console releases aren't you "@norintha FAIR, but it still FEELS too short. Even if this is the average." IT WAS ACTUALLY 8. YOU'D BE FORGIVEN FOR ROUNDING THAT TO A DECADE. A DECADE THAT IN CONSOLE TERMS FELT LIKE 5 YEARS BUT IN WORLD POLITICS TERMS FELT LIKE 3 DECADES https://t.co/d8EK932kjB "@jacquelinefilm I personally think they count, but even still the list is tiny." @PrissyOrcGF 8 if you count the WiiU's release as the start of the gen (my GF just pointed that out to me). We've had nearly a DECADE with this gen and it barely feels like 5 years. And yet somehow the last several years have also felt like three decades. "@norintha But even if it was ending this year, even if we say it started 2012, it still FEELS short, which is my point. That factoid doesn't help lol" "@norintha Okay and then it ended 2017, with the Switch release :P Nintendo is just doing its own thing. As always. I'm focusing almost entirely on Sony to be fair." AND YET 7 YEARS STILL FEELS WAY TOO SHORT SOMEHOW "I was familiar with the 5 year cycle, but I guess it's important to remember I was 19 when the Wii came out. Previous gen? Literally a child. Years felt longer. I wasn't *really* familiar with the 5 year cycle, not on adult time. In my adult life there's never been a 5 year cycle" "By all accounts, this generation of consoles had a long lifespan. Why does it feel so short???" "OKAY I THOUGHT FOR SURE THE PS4 CAME OUT IN 2014 BUT IT WAS 2013. I EVEN HAD A PREORDER FOR ONE (THAT I HAD TO CANCEL BUT STILL), I SHOULD KNOW THIS. This current gen, depending on how you want to count it, is AT MOST only a YEAR shorter than the last one. WTF???" "@IcyWitch35 And what's wild is this current gen is, as of right now, only about a year shorter than the gen before it. I was certain the PS4 came out in 2014 but it was 2013! Most of the decade was this gen! Wtf happened???" "@ArtyMaus I'm pretty sure I'm TransSalamander on there, but I'm following you now so you can DM me with your Steam name if you want, cutie 💕" @13kieram13 @LeafTilde Awwww cute :3 @Kate_Bunni Bloodborne was over half a decade ago and I feel like it was two years ago too. "I'm sure their are exceptions to what I'm saying. I'm just trying to describe the impression I got, which is that this gen had barely started defining what it was before talks of a PS5 started. Seems like a waste." "@ArtyMaus I'm on the PC side. I'm literally talking to you on a PC right now, lol" "Remember almost two gens ago when series like Asassin's Creed, Gears of War, & countless others I haven't played were established, then we were waiting for that to happen again this past gen & it was like, two years of HD re-releases and then... barely any lasting new franchises?" "I mean I guess I mainly feel it with the PS4? Xbox was a wash, and Nintendo already moved onto the next gen (and despite loving my WiiU I love my Switch way more), but like, I just got a PS4 last year, lol. Fuck me for taking too long I guess?" "Despite being familiar with the roughly five year cycle enough that I felt the Wii/PS3/360 era was noticeably too long, I feel like this current era barely just started and I feel very cheated being asked to buy into the next generation soon. I think I'm just getting old." @nyaakat okay NOW I get it https://t.co/PehHZcH361 @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal Truth "@ayyy_vuh ""HEY I REALLY WANT TO TELL OTHERS THAT WHEN YOU 'BECOME TRANS' YOU BECOME A WORSE PERSON, PLZ VALIDATE MY SHITTY OPINION"" - This self-described fascist. This website. Jesus." @PrissyOrcGF omg 👀💦😍💕 @MintPossum @anarcho_goblin @TwippingVanilla @slightlysluggy Untag me please @lux_banana It's @/ABeardedQueer. They a friend of yours? @lux_banana Want me to ask if it was intentional on their part? @LeafTilde @Hypnothulhu hhhhgggh >/////> @LeafTilde @Hypnothulhu Listen I'm still healing from surgery I don't need to be this wet D:< "@ghoulsNgoats Only one person, my owner Mistress, dommes me." @nyaakat Oh gosh yes please! :3 "@nyaakat I have one, but I hear learning to cum with a vagina is different than a dick >.>" "@BellaRizinti Me, but only because I've only ever had my DMs set to only people I follow can message me." "@ABeardedQueer That's not who I am, don't worry" it me "@RiotGrrrlJemma I'm past 30, no one needs to know my age lol" @SynTheGuardian Gosh cute! :3 @FrillyHyena @mode_view *joins in hugging if that's cool* @ErisGael goddamn 😍 @cherubelly such curves 😍 @TheCrystalStorm @destroyed4com4t @PhyrexianThot EXACTLY @destroyed4com4t @TheCrystalStorm @PhyrexianThot I mean hell I've thought about it too @LeafTilde I'd love to follow that @winocm Not very often :/ @winocm hi 💕 "@grittystitties That makes me feel better, thank you 💕" @FrillyHyena @mode_view She's going to wish she started sooner. I'm offering what I wish I had. But I know it might not help. I dunno. Sorry. @beannamara same >.> @ozmthole I played the Gamecube one a fair bit @FrillyHyena @mode_view (I'm not wrong :P) @grittystitties You're really sweet but those aren't the words I needed to hear tonight. I can see you trying to make a connection with me and I feel really bad because I keep feeling a bit overwhelmed? Like can we just interact like I'm not someone you admire and have a crush on? I want that :/ @mode_view You need to transition "@undeadmooncat I guess that kind of makes sense that I don't remember, if I was hiding in my room. My bad days are really Bad >.> I'm glad you reminded me of all this! Looking forward to next time 💕💕💕" "@undeadmooncat I feel a really awful combination of shame that I seemed in such a bad mood and I forgot, and a sense that I missed out. I'm gonna make sure I remember your next visit. I like you 💕" @Q3w3e3 oh wait that's what those are called? I have not but that's one of my most wanted piercings "@undeadmooncat I wish I could remember. We're gonna be moving a lot further south in about a month but we'll still be in Colorado. I would really like to see you again, since I don't remember the first time. I'm sorry." @undeadmooncat I feel really sad that I missed it or forgot it or something. When was it? @TinyVampBaby @PhyrexianThot I sure do and I just followed you on it~ :3 @TinyVampBaby @PhyrexianThot on my little account it say 32 months!!! D:< @TinyVampBaby @PhyrexianThot nuh uh i'm older!!! @undeadmooncat Visit again? Did you already visit the ranch? o.o "@Anomulus0 this actually helped a bit, thank you 💕" @undeadmooncat I consider you a friend already but I'm always up for being closer friends @MrsStephinMerit not big enough honestly @Kaelyrhn I should just talk about diapers on main lol "@ozmthole I'm really sorry that I don't recognize your @, but if we're mutuals, I'm cool with being friends. Always." People keep saying I'm a badass and I'm not taking that as a compliment right now. You're not talking about a real person. That's not who I am. That's not who I want to be. That's not who I'm trying to be. I'm just me. I just like making queer friends. I dunno. @Kate_Bunni I'm not a baby right now I'm just crying a lot @GwenStarlight I hope life becomes less for you 💕 @Kaelyrhn @Kate_Bunni i really dont want to be a badass i get what you're saying @mode_view you're a friend 💕 @nyaakat I've had it set to only people I follow can DM me at all since before I was even at 500 followers lol @Kate_Bunni i dont want to be badass "@Gendervoid_Punk no, just really sad and feeling isolated by my perceived popularity or whatever it is that intimidates people" "@sextoyspolitics @Kate_Bunni Gosh, thank you. It just comes really naturally to me >.>" @Kate_Bunni YES OMG @Notactuallysmol I'm bad at DMing but you're a really good friend that I love a lot 💕 "@Kate_Bunni I take a lot of shit! I rarely have the spoons to face any shit head on. I usually talk about the shit while the shit is blocked, or if the shit is someone queer, I roll over immediately, delete everything and apologize even if I think they're wrong because I'm terrified of shit." @Gendervoid_Punk but i wanted to @Trouble_Point_5 Exactly! @Kate_Bunni I just don't know how on earth people think I'm a badass. @Kate_Bunni lol I guess I need to be even more of a piss slut baby girl then I need that on a t-shirt @Gendervoid_Punk and i'm still sad i followed back so we could be friends "@pennywhispered That's sweet of you, but I don't think that's something you can just switch off?" Had a mutual tell me they were too intimidated to talk to me for a while and it made me really sad. Not sure I love this popularity trade off. "@AsterQuasi I don't have any way to get that impression because like I said, I don't know you. Let's get to know each other in threads like this going forward. That'd be nice." @AsterQuasi I don't even know you :/ @PhyrexianThot HJKFDHJGKFLGD IMMA BIG GIRL THO @licoricetick 👀👀👀💦💦💦 @Trouble_Point_5 Cute :3c VERY TRUE https://t.co/zwf80adm5y @OzmaRacc @Glopossum @SixArmedSweater whomst among us @nyaakat Only if you want. I just like knowing my friends on there in case Twitter ever gets worse lol @merletastic I am so gay for her in general but especially in that movie gosh 😍 "@nyaakat Honestly? Same lol. I'm terrible at using it often. Are we friends on there, cutie? 😘" @OzmaRacc @Glopossum @SixArmedSweater I'm definitely gay enough for both "@viragoergosum Ask me in a couple days, okay? Or just DM me and wait for a response. Being @'d every single night is a lot :/" how am I supposed to flort with cuties when I can't even ~ property??? @Trouble_Point_5 The ~ symbol in Discord barely looks like it Discord really needs to fix its weak-ass tildes "@sleepystephbot @vexwerewolf Oh gosh, what kind of procedure~? :3c" @Glopossum This is so hecking cute omg @bunnarchist VERY YES @PhyrexianThot Cute 💕 @IsabellaFelipeO In the original DK64 manual Cranky explicitly states that he doesn't recognize Lanky Kong and doesn't think he's related. @OzmaRacc That's fair >.> But also I suspect I won't be able to do much standing after we finally meet up 🤔 lanky kong is the waluigi of the kong family @positronicgal @FrigidElfChild I'd rather smooch Smith than Tennant @OzmaRacc show off :P "(This was someone replying to me, in case that wasn't obvious)" "I'm actually really glad Twitter lists the bios of people in a thread next to said thread on desktop. How often do you check random followers' bios? But sometimes like just now I see a ""14"" and that's extremely not okay jesus christ. Anyway, everyone check bios more often." "I do have people pointing out that girls with vaginas are also very, very good and as a girl with a vagina but also a huge bottom: You're very right, I just need to be topped real bad okay" @BathysphereHat @PhyrexianThot @TrexPushups where there's a will there's a gay "The 🔞 in my bio isn't for show, kids. I block minors on site." @PhyrexianThot @TrexPushups VERY YES "@TrexPushups ALSO REALLY, REALLY GOOD Think of the scissoring we could do 👀" tonight's hot take: girls with small dicks: GOOD hung girls: ALSO GOOD @EntityofJustice Gosh ur cute :3 "@Trans_Astral Face it, nerd: Odds are, you're pretty af" @Trans_Astral I mean unless you're saying there's a huge amount of drop dead gorgeous trans women out there that we never see my point still stands. @emuchaton i'm like legit mad at myself for never realizing the rumble pak/vibrating plug parallel this is gold @TrexPushups NOT addicted to pee? In this economy??? @Trans_Astral Yeah but I've seen you in person :P @ConfusedSwitch 👅💦💦💦 @Trans_Astral Prettier than most hey same https://t.co/7URAfM5OCB @ZJemptv It certainly seems entirely within your capabilities "@gayforgrils YUP, my feelings exactly." "Btw if you track down people from Twitter shown in the video to argue with or harass them, regardless of what side they're on, un-fucking-follow me. This isn't helping." @moonsofvenus_ I do. "@moonsofvenus_ I firmly disagree but I'm still on the side of ""Please stop, Natalie""" "At the VERY least, she didn't need this to be a 2 hour video. How about a ten minute apology first, then a 2 hour talk about your perspective. Because I'm someone who WANTS to live in a world where you're better than this, and I haven't had the spoons for a 2 hour video in DAYS." @moonsofvenus_ I don't disagree. My heart just can't help but still hurt for her. I'm also angry at her and think a LOT of this is her fault. And my heart still hurts. I'm not arguing either 💕 My sympathy has limits. The one causing this hurt over and over again is not being careful with her power. "I'm someone who WANTS to empathize with others. My instinct is to see it from her perspective, despite all this bullshit. But every time I do that, I'm still left with the fact that she started this. And she keeps reigniting it. And she has all the power and influence." "You can apologize, you can do your best to explain it from your perspective, but you don't need to do it this way. She always does it the worst way and there's always so much collateral damage in the form of harassment and anxiety for everyone." "Believe it or not, I still have sympathy for her. I can't imagine going through the nightmare of your own community hating you like this. But just like before, just like it's been for many, many months, going on years, the ball is in HER court. She has the power to fix this." "Almost as if a video whose entire contents was just an apology (and not a two hour video that includes a 2 minute apology with included screenshots that have stirred up more shit and harassment while saying ""Could these be nazis? I can't tell!"") would have sufficed." "It's almost like The one with hundreds of thousands of subscribers, followers, and patrons Has the power to stop this" Both sides are being harassed and this was all done and buried for months until this new video hit 🤔 @blaze_casual Soooooo much here at the ranch~ :3 @Uber_Anne Agreed @Trouble_Point_5 @FrigidElfChild I'm calling snacks snackles from now on omg @TheFintauSystem Heck I forgot! >.< But as soon as you got those! "@FrigidElfChild Eurydice Twitchtail Nimble, Inventor of Digital Fur Technology" "@TheFintauSystem (not a reference to the last one, but a reference to the next one I'm still willing to buy you because I love you 💕)" @TheFintauSystem What about a plane ticket? :P @BoringNerdyKate holy heck 😍😍😍 "@eileenmnoonan I kinda figured, but it helps to hear, thank you." "@PrissyOrcGF Omg congrats! You got this, warchief!!! *huuuugs* 💕💕💕💕" are transphobes aware of the fact that boys and girls actually AREN'T labeled with their chromosomes I've never seen tires that needed to be slashed more than these @PrissyOrcGF I know those feelings well. Just lots of self care and taking it as easy as you can helps. When's your surgery? @acvalens This is the kind of wholesome advice my TL needs "@KyrilSilversong @SixArmedSweater You don't need to beat yourself up. It's not healthy to have an ""I knew I'd fuck up"" mentality." "@quatoria Was this before or after Gabe said on stage that they shouldn't have pulled the dickwolves merch? This was long after it was dead and buried but people pointing out that because of his power, he's a bully for doing that, actually started my path to feminism." @KyrilSilversong @SixArmedSweater I didn't say I got the procedure? I got a vaginoplasty that got rid of my dick because it was a huge source of constant dysphoria for me. "@KyrilSilversong @SixArmedSweater You have a dick and a vagina, yes. The only thing you'd be lacking compared to the results of a more traditional vaginoplasty is a clit." "@SarahSwitchy I'll miss you, but escaping Twitter is usually a good idea" @policyshift_fgc Yes but I had sub-50 followers for like 8 of those years :P Nobody cared who I was until I came out as trans and started using Twitter way too much lol @FrigidElfChild power move @FrigidKingCami Because you're a good friend and I like seeing you on my timeline!!! "@NeckTurd @ToniQueene Any electronic you use has to derive its energy from somewhere, and it's not like the majority of our power is coming from renewable sources just yet." @PrissyOrcGF hhgh 👀👀👀 @blaze_casual Heck yes!! @KyrilSilversong @SixArmedSweater It is indeed @TessaAkkoKin They're also both trans and are heroes of mine "@TessaAkkoKin They directed The Matrix trilogy, yeah. Among a lot of other amazing things." @TessaAkkoKin One half of the Wachowski sisters @Trans_Astral Take a nap!!! @mode_view @Calliethulhu Omg you should try a little HRT! As a treat~ I DON'T LIKE THIS FEELING IT FEELS SO WRONG Didn't even know she was on Twitter until just now. She's @/lilly_wachowski if you wanna follow. Please give her ten times the followers I have come the fuck on. do do I seriously have more Twitter followers than Lilly Wachowski https://t.co/e4M5atzuG4 @Trans_Astral You're driving now? @Calliethulhu Being a girl is exactly as fun as it sounds~ @Trans_Astral PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN D: @leafwork YES IT IS OMG @FrigidElfChild OMG I WANNA SEE YOU IN A PACI OMG @Notactuallysmol @ToddlerLynn Same So many of my favorite people just out of nowhere messaged me tonight and it's almost overwhelming in the best kind of way. This never happens o.o @FrigidKingCami @FrigidElfChild I love her so much tbh. Just an amazing friend and my life would be measurably poorer without her around. @Trans_Astral gosh >////> uhhhhh hmmmm I just really love dick is all @Trans_Astral secretly the best kind of girl "Me: Clit erections kinda hurt a bit rn, should probably stop that Also me: Where's the off button on this horny I want to get off Mr. Hornt's Wild Ride" @TheFintauSystem One day~ @Trans_Astral Hot @FrigidKingCami @moonsaultwitch Hornified @TheFintauSystem Very much wanna do gay things with you tbh~ @TheFintauSystem gosh but I'm gay too 👀 "@FrigidKingCami I actually knew most of these, lol Curious about the details of 2" "@SynTheGuardian @FakeEstrusFlask I meant all carrion birds, even the ones most call ugly, but yeah that one is beautiful" "@maritronic9k @TrexPushups @crazylittlebee1 I mean when I get the urge I still do it, lol (barring limitations from surgery recovery like now). The urges are just less common. Every third day maybe?" @heck_engine I WAS GONNA SAY @Djinnkitty He also wants to breed chickens into dinosaurs lol @TrexPushups @crazylittlebee1 Yeah it was bad for me. Twice a day minimum. I didn't mind it at the time but it's so much easier now. @MarcyKingUltra Hey there cutie~ 😘 "Complaining about real life animals as if scientists are ruining them, even as a joke, is just pathetic, though." Btw Jurassic Park has some of my favorite monster designs in all of cinema. The raptors are scaley with flexible tails and they can even pronate their hands! They look cool as fuck. But they're just movie monsters. Even in-universe they were crafted from limited 1993 knowledge. @MarcyKingUltra Gosh ur cute "also lol at the implied timeline there the hunter/scavenger debate has been going on for many, many decades" Literally the most gorgeous birds on the planet are carrion birds but go off @FrillyHyena @mode_view Taco Bell has a special location that does weddings now. Dan Ryckert and his wife were the first ones to be married there because he loves Taco Bell. A lot. "@Sooooooooty ME TOO OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LEFT, HIS DEPARTURE MADE ME THE SADDEST (Ryan was my favorite but it's not like he willingly left :/)" @mode_view You heard me. "Giant Bomb is also where this gif comes from, btw. This man's name is Drew Scanlon and he also left Giant Bomb but he's amazing. https://t.co/EiaCpPO1t4" "@Vangelus Same could happen to Jeff too honestly. I haven't been following GB super close lately but I kinda get the impression he doesn't wanna do this forever, you know? Is Brad even married tho? lol" @TwippingVanilla (But yeah second week sounds right on the fucking money for me >.>) @TwippingVanilla Clue? "To clarify for non-Giant Bomb fans, I'm talking about that guy who got married in a Taco Bell a few years ago. To anyone who didn't hear about that: You heard me." "@JennyOutrageous Or, knowing Dan's Forest Gump-like life, this equally likely scenario: https://t.co/o8rgnX51Kj" I'm gonna miss this himbo so much @heck_engine @Vangelus he really didn't goddammit gonna miss that himbo @Vangelus @heck_engine I understood some of those words! @heck_engine @Vangelus omg why did you put these extremely true words in my brain dammit "From now on, I'm working under the assumption that everyone except perhaps Brad, Vinny, and Jeff will leave at some point. It'll make the inevitable heartbreak easier." @Vangelus @heck_engine i'm suddenly interested in wrestling for the first time in my life @heck_engine @Vangelus god i can't stand wrestling but you're not wrong of course he's leaving @NewSammyChan I'm hornt but not allowed to do anything about it until I heal from surgery D:< "Oh fuck Dan's leaving??? I can't I can't take this revolving door at Giant Bomb. It's too much D: I mean I know it's been years but like, everyone leaves D:" @alissa_phoenix gosh 😍 "@OzmaRacc Just, cute everything, goddamn" @OzmaRacc I JUST got done tweeting out my feelings on my changing sexuality so this is just too goddamn relevant 👀👀👀💦 @SixArmedSweater GOSH everyone's being so welcoming thank you >/////< 💕💕💕💕 @Trans_Astral also are we seriously calling them fresnecks now because YES @Trans_Astral TECHNICALLY I lived in Clovis but that's just Slightly Cleaner Fresno @TwippingVanilla When in your cycle does it usually hit if it's okay to ask? Wondering if that's a factor for me too right now >.> "@TunaBeeElves I mean I'm really good at faking but I have no ability to pass on what I've learned, if anything lol" @Trans_Astral i'm just so glad i escaped the central valley I LIKE THIS A LOT TBH https://t.co/BHfDtth5ax so i've been out of the giant bomb loop for a good long while now what is happening with dan's hair @Trans_Astral wh what is that @CelticAnarchy Awwww 💕💕💕💕 "@lumpen_rose No, this is just MY sexuality. Bi lesbians are lesbians who are bisexual, and that can be defined any number of ways for an individual." "@TunaBeeElves uhhh I think so? flirting is dark, ancient magic to me lol" "Gender is bullshit so kinda seems like therefore sexuality is like, an educated guess at best I'm gay, you're gay, let's just fuck and sort out gender later, savvy?" @TunaBeeElves flort flort~ 😘 @BoymoderI Nope @IEatAccordions You make a VERY tempting offer "Me thinking I was a cishet guy: I mean I like guys but only when they're super feminine so that's like, cheating, right? I can't be bi! Me, much wiser, having conquered gender and sexuality, knowing I'm a gay girl: I mean I like guys but only when they're super feminine so tha" "@KillaMaaki My DMs have always been closed to those I don't follow, but that just means people do it in public." @Trans_Astral SAYS THE MASSIVE CUTIE D:< (😍🥰😘) """just call it bisexual or pansexual"" nah that's not what's in my heart" @Chopin_42 frankly it's BULLSHIT @SarahSwitchy 👀👀👀 "well fuck am i just a bi lesbian now am i gonna have to give up that whole ""i'm the kind of lesbian you all have heard of and i think bi lesbians are valid so shove it, haters"" position" "@Trans_Astral YOU SURE DID, FUCK https://t.co/dxx98zhiHF" "@Trans_Astral I do hope he stops being a butt but I ALSO would love to do extremely gay things with you so I can't complain? >.> But yes, god, flirt with me whenever plz This surgical chastity is killing me" @mode_view You're fine 💕 "Suffice to say, if I'm following you, I'll never be offended by you flirting with me. Quite possibly even if you're a guy. My sexuality's been doing a weird thing lately." @Trans_Astral (It was your tweet about your boyfriend's dick that got me thinking about dick again dammit D:<) @Trans_Astral omg ALWAYS but I thought you were doing the mono thing now??? "I dunno, I love the idea of new cuties surprising me with flirts in theory, but sometimes it hits me the wrong way. It's not like I horny tweet ONLY for mutuals. I dunno." "Last time I tweeted about really wanting to choke on some dick I kept getting people I don't even follow flirting with me and it made me really uncomfortable so I... won't do that, I guess. Am still very hornt tho" @deathpigeon 2020 is set to be the longest 50 years ever @SixArmedSweater @AzazelAfterDark 🤔🤔🤔 "@AzazelAfterDark Hmmmm sounds like someone might not want to do the ""undo"" part 🤔" @AzazelAfterDark Only four letters? That's a starter set at best! @samrobotsin @SJWMEGATRON @Daemonia94 FINALLY some positive words about this movie not coming from me! @crazylittlebee1 Yeeeeeeah testosterone is exactly like that >.> @EraNSFW Call us out why don't you D:< @moonsofvenus_ Sorry I didn't reply to your Star Wars comment. I have trouble arguing about it so I try to just stay away. I hope I didn't add to the cons :/ "@Vangelus Nothing will top Brad being furious that Skyrim almost lost to Saints Row III in 2011, though lol" "@Vangelus I mean, Brad is always the one going ""I can't believe X game is getting cut"" and this year was no exception. He even called Alex a piece of shit (Alex was understanding tho lol) I don't get the feeling there's like, true animosity but I understand not wanting to listen to that." @MrsStephinMerit Same on number 4! @SJWMEGATRON @Daemonia94 Then I am truly alone. A sobering thought. @Jasonyboi VERY fullsome gosh~ "@Vangelus This year's GotY stuff hasn't been too bad, for what it's worth. Much less venom than previous years." "@Vangelus Someone explained ""vibe check"" (which the mostly 40-somethings were saying half jokingly to start with it should be noted) as something like ""asking how everyone is doing"" to which Dan just said ""Then just say that!"" like does this famously young-at-heart man want to be old???" @Jasonyboi SO wholesome OwO "@SJWMEGATRON @Daemonia94 I'm just screaming at the overwhelming majority in vain. There is something to the overall point, but I'm getting my pitiful jabs in because that's all I got at this point. People want to hate RoS." @Jasonyboi HELL YES CAN'T WAIT "@Vangelus You watch Giant Bomb stuff, right? I'm catching up on the GotY stuff and Dan just stubbornly refusing to understand ""vibe check"" just confuses the hell out of me." "@Vangelus Anytime someone tries to justify willful ignorance with ""I'M OLD"" I can't help but think ""And clearly you WANT to be which I'll never understand.""" @Chopin_42 @AzazelAfterDark Read my mind why don't you "@Kaelyrhn It does go without saying, yes" "@viragoergosum Not tonight, sorry 💕" @keystomemories OMG THESE ARE ALL GOOD @keystomemories on the snoot??? @Genderbird Best way to be imo :3 "@lumpen_rose Not tonight, sorry" @LapineWitchGirl Why on earth would I want it to stop???? @lumpen_rose You look great 💕 @AzazelAfterDark This story is *so good* so far goddamn thank you for this happy meal "@WillowPoss If you're actually in Longmont, I hope that's not the person I'm thinking of. Heard stories about her misgendering people, but I know she's the only one in town. Hopefully those were just substantiated rumors :/" @lumpen_rose That's awesome! @MarcyKingUltra speak for yourself D:< @AzazelAfterDark Goals gosh x.x @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/lkJXTFhEFn @LapineWitchGirl purity's overrated anyway "It'll be me, my massage toy, and ALL THE GAYEST PORN https://t.co/QlnQIX06Rw" @AzazelAfterDark A metaphor can be two things! "@LVNDR_ltd living the dream, frankly" Soooooo tired of not being able to masturbate. 23 more days x.x @AzazelAfterDark Can't even handle a nice glazed donut smdh @Trouble_Point_5 @_NebulaPlays @AutomatonKitten @MizukiGoesWoof Fourthed! @melstonemusic whomst among us doesn't honestly "@asystemofgirls If it helps, I don't think you're creepy at all! I don't tend to follow creepy people 💕" @kpendolino heck >/////> "@kpendolino 50% wholesome, like I said 💕" @kpendolino YES AM BAB BUN HECK YEA SNUGGLES AND SNACKS 💕💕💕 @QueercoreTrash It's such an amazing feeling 💕 My girlfriend Jen (@norintha) makes the BEST baked mac & cheese holy heck @RipleyStorm Babe you're so fucking cool 😍 "@DevourerRose @lisaquestions @TAshtear (I'm not in the video, right? Surely I would've found out by now and the last few contraversies I've been trying to lay low because it takes way too many spoons)" @DevourerRose @lisaquestions @TAshtear yeah that sounds like her lol "@DevourerRose @lisaquestions @TAshtear Regardless tho Natalie is targeting small accounts under the excuse ""These might be nazis"" which is... I'm kinda furious." "@DevourerRose @lisaquestions @TAshtear And while she's not small, 10k followers is entry level Twitter fame. It's the smallest of the big. Also I dunno what Alicia says but she tends to be vicious when she talks about shitty people in the queer community. Bigger accounts might've felt the need to be more reserved." "@DevourerRose @lisaquestions @TAshtear I remember seeing that and remarking that if Julia fucking Serano isn't pleased, maybe you should back off. I guess her narrative wouldn't fit as well if she screencapped checkmarks. Nearly every big trans name on Twitter was upset at her. I bet you can't tell from her video." @asystemofgirls heck yeah :3 @asystemofgirls gosh 😍 @Madame_mousey I hope you get one one day 💕 @Kate_Bunni *munchmunchmunch* :3 "This MIGHT be because my eye doctor didn't know I had surgery last month? Like my endo got blood results too and he didn't mention it, but he DEFINITELY knows I turned my dick inside out four weeks ago." @RipleyStorm Very excite!! kat can have a little anemia as a treat "uhhhhh my eye doctor who I got blood work done for (I take meds for my uveitis that needs to be monitored) just told me I'm ""a little anemic"" so that's a thing I gotta see a doctor about I guess jesus christ Probably from the surgery? I'm already taking iron supplements :/" me at my last doctor appointment @winocm 🐇💕 @squidlarkin we feel this and don't have a good answer for it either "@SixArmedSweater I dunno how active you were on /co/ but I was actually a trip... friend (Tripfriend? We'll go with that) on there for nearly a decade. I have never revealed on here who I was, though, lol. I was such a horndog on there I'm sure I said shit I'd regret now." @lucashoal I really don't have the spoons to go digging right now but I thought her previous record was closer to 500k @pouchedfox I've done my best to not talk about it or retweet stuff about it. "@SixArmedSweater It was really fun before they updated the moderation tools (and added a western drawn porn board) and there was an actual ""mods are asleep"" time of night when all the lewd shit happened 💕" @Chopin_42 Hell yeah I so rarely meet people with it! 💕 "Even if you're on her side, the fact is she very successfully mined this for attention and money." [cw contrapoints] The cancelling video is at 1 million views https://t.co/ERlVTQY4oe @SixArmedSweater The place I hung out the most by far though was /co/ (comics & cartoons) "@SixArmedSweater I had the opposite though equally eggy response to those threads, lol In fact I recall a specific moment in a /d/ thread where I explained at length how I could want to be a girl but not be trans, lol" @futanarchy @LeafTilde I'd read it @SixArmedSweater So many trans women it seems were on SA. For me it was 4ch*n which is even more shameful lol "Weird coincidence about that first one: My dad died of the same cancer that Satoru Iwata died of (cancer of the bile duct, which is an organ I had never heard of before it killed my dad)." "1. My dad died in 2001 when I was 13 and it fucked me up for life 2. I have tourettes syndrome, though thankfully it's a somewhat mild case of it 3. I'm a digital artist who doesn't draw enough 4. I'm 50% horny and 50% wholesome 5. im bun 🐇" @lisaquestions 💕💕💕 @Snarktopia Your contribution to this conversation is neither needed nor wanted. "@Emmy_Zje Ex- fiancée for me. It broke my heart, but I've been able to move on. And much happier in the polycule I'm in now 💕" """Remember when I'd crossdresa and everyone laughed?"" Yeah I do. It's burned into my memory. I'm not permitted to forget because it traumatized me as a little girl who was constantly told by media I wasn't allowed to be a girl. People like me were only for laughing at, I was told" "There's probably a ton of actual resentment coming from Gilliam when he said that (world's changing and he hates it and all), but I also see this as a pathetic former comedian trying to do that thing that made everyone laugh but failing miserably. The world has moved on." "There's a lot of ways to describe Monty Python, but ""Men dressed as women is inherently funny"" is a big one. I'm pretty sure John Cleese has actually said as much." I really hope no one's surprised that the entirety of the comedy troupe who famously crossdressed a ton in like every other sketch they had feel the need to be transphobic in the twilight years of their lives. @Uber_Anne Omg Anne you're already my friend!!! "@destroyed4com4t For what it's worth, I like you quite a bit and I'm really, really thankful for your perspective. There's a lot of history in this community I'm not familiar with and it really helps to learn this stuff 💕" @FrigidElfChild im cry @Doc_Wolverine YES. FUCK YES. "@PrissyOrcGF If it's not, that's just on brand for you as a b!mb0 m!lf! :3" @Trouble_Point_5 @FrigidElfChild RIGHT??? @FrigidElfChild hhhhhhghhg that's horny 👀💦 "As distressed as I feel right now, it does occur to me that when I said re-drawing a character someone else made feels violating to that someone, I didn't think that was the conscious intention of the harassers but just to get the point across they've now made it obvious." @SazCaz81 @MSharkess @Lockark @LovingRequiem @gayforgrils @VicktorKern Untag me "@hynmyart That's not just ""the gay protagonist"" that's my fucking friend" @hynmyart Yeah someone shared it in my mentions and I'm kinda freaking out Okay yeah the part where people ostensibly on my side are sharing revenge porn art of my friend to prove the meme is hateful is the part where I mute this thread. I hate this fucking website. @Lockark @LovingRequiem @gayforgrils @VicktorKern Hey. Untag me from this shit. I'm friends with the artist and this horrifically distressing to see. Wtf. @blaze_casual Four weeks and five days! It'll be five weeks on Monday :3 @FrigidElfChild Yeah I'm bad with heights. Don't even remember you being taller than me. "@FrigidElfChild Number 4, despite meeting you in person lol" @TessaAkkoKin I hope you can get one! This rocks!!! "I dunno if swelling being gone completely means ""I can put my legs together without any resistance or pain"" but assuming it does: I'm very close to being there. Maybe one more week?" @trgrrl You're hecking pretty 💕 @ACrimsonSun 👀👀👀💦 There's also other stuff I'm noticing that's really hard to describe but suffice to say this is the first moment I feel like I got a real sense of how my vag is actually going to look AND IT'S EXTREMELY EXCITING @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose @RaeGun2k @FrigidKingCami Same "@TessaAkkoKin I won't know for sure until it's fully healed, but it's looking way more normal already than I thought it was." "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso @FrigidKingCami I need help, usually lol" "@ExistentialEnso @FrigidKingCami Another reason they're so hard to track, lol" "Despite the minor worries I've had with the healing so far, seeing my vag in a whole new light and seeing how normal is actually looks is uhhhhhhh fucking amazing???" "I found my normal-ass, normal-sized urethra! It's just a hole like it should be! I knew that was the case but it's nice to finally see it. Everything just hangs differently while you're standing and now that the swelling is way down there's room for stuff to shift a ton." So immediately after surgery the area that included my clit and urethra were deep within this cavernous slit that was formed due to how the surgery is done/how everything heals. Said slit has gotten a lot more shallow and shorter but it still looked pretty wrong UNTIL NOW omg did you know your vag looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT if you hold a mirror up while you're standing vs on your back because I had only been checking it out on my back until just now and I HAVE LEARNED SOME THINGS "@trgrrl often it's like ""aw hell yeah sounds like she's as high as I am""" @FrigidKingCami how did you keep track of that many once I get past five my brains are usually too scrambled to keep track lol "@TracerPlace The basic structure of the plot of the prequels is so bizarre. Like obliviously you couldn't have ""The Clone Wars"" happen before Episode II, but then maybe the plot needed a lot more work at the planning stage?" "@LovingRequiem @Lockark @gayforgrils @VicktorKern Firstly: The fact that the person is a millionaire affects the question you're asking. If I put myself in his shoes I care even less because I'm loaded. Secondly: Nazis don't deserve decency. Thirdly: Even ignoring all that, harassment of my friend Mallorie is indefensible." (I quote tweeted an announcement about the new Clone Wars series asking if it takes place between Episode II & III as if the previous series didn't lol In my defense tho the idea that good guy Anakin existed after the dark shit he did in AotC always felt weird to me) @emuchaton hets are asleep post gay shit @AaronWeeksAgain @cuddlejoy You're so welcome! @LambChopInPamps Weed really helps facilitate littlespace for me (not to say that's the only reason I'm a stoner) where exactly do I turn in my nerd card lol please excuse me I forgot how the prequels worked for a second there "@quatoria oh look it's the reason I don't adopt any other pronouns even though I want to What's worse is I tend to assume people list them in order of preference, so I try to respect that, but for me? My first preference will be she/her so even if people are cool it's still pointless 🙃" "@cuddlejoy Nah, because Anakin already died when Vader took. Over. Who he actually was as a person never aged a day past the events of RotS" "@maegodhavemercy Obi-Wan literally tells us that when Anakin became Vader the man who Anakin was no more. His spirit reflects that. Sebastian Shaw shows us what remained of his body, but that was barely Anakin at that point." @RaeGun2k @melstonemusic HRT removes ten years I swear. Everyone thinks I'm in my 20's too but I'm a 1987 baby. @ExistentialEnso They tried to make him look noticeably younger and just overshot it by a country mile. Barely looks like him. @rye_bread_bi Yup! I love the Emperor's new head as well! Not sure why it's been so hard to make Yoda look like Yoda. But at least the puppets all mostly look like each other (minus the old Episode I puppet) and the CGI models all look like each other. @NKGhidorah It wasn't CGI? It was a puppet puppeteered by Frank Oz just like in the original trilogy. Consistency is also why I'm in favor of Haden Christensen's head being put on the Anakin ghost at the end of RotJ. "While moving it doesn't. And regardless, visual consistency within the same trilogy is far more important imo." "@AngryNerdBird Like I didn't think you were specifically calling me creepy, but that's kind of where the logic leads without more clarification." @AngryNerdBird Well I'm an IRL person and the topic at hand that you were replying to was my own story about my own dysphoria. I just misunderstood. "@AngryNerdBird It's not creepy if you're talking about yourself, and I don't really appreciate my childhood dysphoria being called creepy :/" @Uber_Anne but wait i have those >.> @melstonemusic Melmetal? https://t.co/29WnNnY6py @MalachiteTiger @JacobyWestbrook Part of the reason I retweeted this. Maybe even the odds a bit. "@Tricliniangry Super cute and hot, gosh :3c" "@winocm @SportIsARight I just have a feeling my new vag might have an affect too but the paint is still drying, lol" "@SportIsARight I've only had a taste of the post-HRT, pre-GRS kind so far but this is absolutely one of the best parts of transition." @vissersixxx TRUE but she's still a little shit lol "[cw spiders] PRECIOUS, GOOD BOY" Takkun fucking poked her claws into my sitz bath bag (it holds warm water that you can let into the thing slowly to keep it warm) so that's the last time my little shit is joining me for another one of those. @FrigidElfChild maybe when you're a big girl you can watch the other ones :3 "@gayforgrils You're fine, hon 💕💕💕" @maegodhavemercy Hopefully you get less of that. I've been lucky enough to avoid that kind of interaction but weird reactions from pharmacists are often not fun. Glad that time went well though 💕 "@gayforgrils I didn't even see the fight me part, or it didn't register or something. Regardless I didn't think that was directed at me." "@gayforgrils There are also nonbinary people who reject the trans label. Anyone can reject any of these terms freely, I'm just making my stance that ace/aro people are always welcome with us queers because ""non-queer"" could still sound like I'm leaving them out if I don't specify." "@kinoqueen2468 The first one way more than the second one, because our power relative to theirs will mean they'll never get a proper taste of this no matter how mean we are to them." @bunnarchist I've thankfully not seen much of it but just the single pic I saw was enough to infuriate me. PS ace and aro people are queer Don't like it? Take it up with your fellow non-queers and tell them to do better. They started it. "If they're non-queer? Yes, we are absolutely mocking them relentlessly and at every possible opportunity up to and including BECAUSE they're non-queer. It's the absolute least we can do given how dangerous they've made this world for us out of sheer cruelty." "Had someone say ""So it's okay if we insult other sexualities?"" in response to me doing some very light ribbing about how non-queers always want to make things about themselves & just so y'all know I am leaving behind 100% of my patience for that kind of centrist bullshit in 2019" "@Das_Kludi @KatiKnitt If they're non-queer, yes, absolutely without question. Your weak-ass centrism on this issue has been noted and you have been muted. Have a terrible day." "I would even sketch out like an exactly worded wish for Wishmaster-like trickster genies. Everything else in my life would stay the same (including even the awful parts), but I would just have been a girl instead. Glad I got my wish, honestly 💕" @MizukiGoesWoof @thelinuxdaemon that's no way to talk to your bab mom! it's past your bedtime! >:D "Thinking about how often growing up I would think about what I'd wish for if I had one wish from a genie and how without fail my choice was always ""Wish I was born a girl."" And yet it took me 29 years to realize I was trans lol" @thelinuxdaemon @MizukiGoesWoof bab on bab babbling @MizukiGoesWoof @thelinuxdaemon uh-huh though so~ @vorpalBunny1226 @MrsStephinMerit So why would I care what your opinion on Disney would be? @MizukiGoesWoof @thelinuxdaemon like you wouldn't LOVE getting mommy'd by someone a fifth your age~ "@PhyrexianThot That's only if you needlessly break the fourth wall, though. The implied narrator of that line could just be speaking from the future of that universe." @vorpalBunny1226 @MrsStephinMerit The prompt was I get to make whatever movie I want. @vorpalBunny1226 @MrsStephinMerit Is that only in Legends or is that in the current canon? If it's been relegated to Legends this hypothetical movie can do whatever I want :V "@MizukiGoesWoof You don't sound very convincing, little one~" @MizukiGoesWoof consider: piss the puppy~ @ggggggreyson And you're replying to a tweet where I say I don't want to talk about it @PhyrexianThot Earth doesn't exist in that universe. Humans came from Coruscant. @MrsStephinMerit @Kaelyrhn That'd be really cool @nyaakat hgdhfdngdfjfd j-just a hhunch >/////> @nyaakat @MewcySarice almost like queer twitter is filled with bottoms @nyaakat suddenly having thoughts of filling my mouth and choking on something 👀 @nyaakat w-wait a second i'm girlss >/////> "@Trans_Astral I do see your point, but also: He looks hot in both" "@MrsStephinMerit @Kaelyrhn I mean kyber crystals were mined to power the super laser the Death Star had, but this would be tens of thousands of years before that, so yeah basically just lightsabers." @MyNameIsGriffon Nope! It's a made up breed. "(If you're as confused as I was, jellicle is the made up breed of cat that is featured in the play/movie Cats)" "Also something about that spelling (or at least glancing at it without the context I now have) made me think the C has to be pronounced like an S. It almost looks like ""jell-seal,"" which surely must be a new kind of frozen dessert." @WillowPoss Cute sweater! 💕 "You wouldn't believe the number of shitposts I've seen with the word ""jellicle"" but not ""cats.""" As a kid I assumed the root word was angelic so I just assumed from there it had a G. "oh, THAT'S how you spell jellicle?? I thought y'all were talking about some new band or movie I hadn't heard of" @WillowPoss wow gay~ @Deathbunny13 Of course! You're so welcome 💕💕💕 "@Deathbunny13 @TrexPushups If they say you're talking rubbish, they're wrong. But they won't." "@Nickle4aPickle I'll look up the name of the company when we get home. The ""Squirty"" model has a shell on it apparently :D" "@Deathbunny13 @TrexPushups You don't need to transition to be trans. Or, another way to look at it is: You're transitioning simply by saying your gender is not the one you were assigned." It's also doubly insulting given that it's maliciously re-drawing a character while acting like it's an act of fucking love of all things. If you engage in the New Guy meme unironically you get blocked. No exceptions. "@deathpigeon I don't know, they don't make them anymore :/ Company name is Frisky Beast, but they were bought by another anthro dildo company and appear to have been mostly phased out." @punished_chuds TATER GHOST!!!! :D "New Guy meme pisses me off for a lot of reasons but the biggest one might be as an artist when someone maliciously re-draws a character I created I feel violated. Not to say Mallorie feels the same way, just that it makes me personally feel sick." @Skeletonizer Too many people seem to think Blackarachnia is two words They just got to the part with fuckable rabbit asses and called it the Watership DTF section. I love this podcast. @Uber_Anne YES @RaeGun2k Glad you're feeling better 💕💕💕 @TheFintauSystem BIG CHONKY BOY :3 @lucashoal That's me! :V @lucashoal Yes? :3 "Then they talked about Pokemon dildos, then fucking Star Wars dildos! I'm sorry I thought this was supposed to be TERRIBLE things read with enthusiasm!!! D:<" An anthro dinosaur dildo is basically a product tailor made for me wtf We're listening to an older F+ episode that's talking about weird dildos and there's an entire company that was making dinosaur themed dildos but they don't make any of the cool ones anymore D:< D:< D:< @CaseyExplosion Hell I even talked about it recently https://t.co/wekHf5MdNF @CaseyExplosion I've wanted this movie for YEARS @Enuvrack @TonyHighwind Nah @Anomulus0 @FrillyHyena that's what I'm SAYING "@geronimowtardis I didn't just capitalize Gamer because it began a sentence. If you simply play video games and aren't a shit bag, you're a gamer, not a Gamer." @vexwerewolf constantly these days tbh x.x can't come until the 27th D: @PrissyOrcGF pleeeeeease 😍 @OzmaRacc I feel this so hard. Love this community and its queerness. @TransgurlTSB What I said makes sense too @MrsStephinMerit That'd be cool as shit hell yeah! @Jasonyboi @AveryDelta2 Oh my mistake lol how did I miss those? "@Nymphomachy Lana's a patron? This shit always has to be so complicated, ugh" @KatiKnitt literally me with every queer relationship I've had lol "@TheFintauSystem @NewGenderWhoDis I mean, I'm not, it was just... weird reading that." "@ClaudiaBrown100 @destroyed4com4t She produced and edited a video, which is literally a performance. Having people turn on you does indeed feel bad but that's really only worth as much sympathy as she's offering to her critics as well as how much work she's put into being better." @TheFintauSystem @NewGenderWhoDis Babe this was a somewhat upsetting thing to see on the TL 🙃 @CatoftheNine @MapleReam I mean it's me too "@ComradCapacitor Meanwhile I can see why you see blue in that white but I don't understand where the black is in that gold. Things in the shade, especially when contrasted with things in sunlight, take on a blue hue, and white pigment showcases that the best." "I know some of her harassers (read: the right wingers) already felt she deserved this simply for being a queer woman. But to the centrists who would've been fine with her had she been a nice, quiet queer who didn't rock the boat too hard: Fuck you assholes." @destroyed4com4t Natalie always makes it seem like she simultaneously doesn't need this community yet very obviously wants to be forgiven by it. She can't have it both ways and our requests are never as hard as she acts like they are. It's so goddamn frustrating. "The nazi YouTuber will lose nothing from that comic. Not fame, not money, not mental health, not even sleep. The queer woman you relentlessly harassed won't be so lucky you heartless fucking ghouls." "Cishets have no fucking idea. They just run their mouths and constantly hurt us and then have the gall to act like we're the persecuters. It's bad enough we're ignored in so many aspects of this hell world y'all created, the least you can do is not twist the knife." "Saw someone else complaining about another one of her comics where she expresses mild frustration at a het girl using the term ""girlfriend"" and I just want to fucking scream. Leave us. The fuck. Alone." I really want to scream at every last one of Mallorie's haters because she's a friend I care about a lot but I know it won't do any good & will only be a drain on my mental health. Fuck anyone who thinks a nazi YouTuber millionaire needs to be defended by harassing a queer woman @KatiKnitt cishets be like https://t.co/PKzcRumyQo "@AveryDelta2 Those are actually Bartman and Homer Simpson Bearbricks, but point taken" "This is a scathing commentary on the tech industry's pretend ignorance of basic, pre-established old tech and it was just given to us by a robot" "Hordak just took out Eternia's no. 1 bad guy, Skeletor" @Uber_Anne cutie!!! 😍 @EmoSlave369 Maybe untag me before you're rude to a mutual of mine? Just a thought @emuchaton Emu you just made the best tweet of the year what the hell are we gonna do for the remaining 363 days D:< "@destroyed4com4t Hell, even if John Waters had literally never been called out by anyone ever: - She didn't invite John Waters to be on her show, only quoted him - Whataboutisms are not a great thing to construct an argument around" @vexwerewolf gosh 😍 @cassie_complex I completely agree which is why I deleted that reply after seeing someone like that tweet. I no longer stand by what said there. "@TheKaylaMunro Good to know for future reference, thank you 💕" "Gamers have a problem with sexualized female characters being ""censored"" AND Twitch streamers showing cleavage because their primary concern is women only existing for their pleasure. 2/2" Transcript of the screenshot will need to be in two tweets: Feminists have a problem with sexualizing female characters while supporting women who want to dress however they want because their primary concern is agency and consent. 1/2 @TheKaylaMunro I'm not familiar with the caption feature but I can add tweets to make it a thread @loveydoveypup right????? @ggggggreyson Exactly. I strongly feel this all needs to be contained within one tweet but there's no way I can make it fit within 280 characters so here's a screenshot of a tweet about Gamers https://t.co/Vdfh0ZfhYK @Enuvrack The prompt was I get to make a Star Wars movie. It's my movie :P I guess this might actually be pre-Republic come to think of it @loveydoveypup I think it's the back of the bear and that's his poofy tail @squidlarkin we feel this so hard @Chopin_42 yes plz >//////< @MaiaFranklyn (maybe they weren't literally vinyl but they're a part of that same craze imo) "@MaiaFranklyn Even as someone who enjoys the aesthetic of most vinyl figures, I've never for the life of me understood the appeal of Bearbricks" also this appears to be in the entryway???? @Notactuallysmol same x2 there is what appears to be a 6 foot tall painting? art installation? of a teddy bear (?) with the word FUCK in giant letters across it in dr. phil's house @maegodhavemercy The new music feels way more emotionally resonant to me. It sounds like the culmination of a saga where we all give a tearful goodbye. @maegodhavemercy lol the replacement of Yub Yub is one of the few Special Edition changes I like @AshCoyote Cute omg! 😍 @TrexPushups VERY SMOOCHABLE LET'S DO GAY SHIT @a_alice_nsfw 👀💦💦💦 @PersephoneHime hhhhhhgh 💦 to all the cuties i talked about meeting up with this year: y'all gotta PROMISE to breed me okay??? 24 days until I'm allowed to cum again and I am WAY too fuckin horny 😭 @cuddlestopheles There will be no shortage of bottoms rushing in to volunteer @StebMcDreb :O i have a really gay idea~ @StebMcDreb (im girls) @Kate_Bunni :3c wanna smooch gIRLS @softgirlrobin extremely yes @cuddlestopheles @MaxyAmalyna @ValerieSummersX holy heck 😍 @WestCoastReaper NOPE Not only is my dick gone I can NEVER get it back :D :D :D @leafwork @emuchaton but how do you type?????? "@viragoergosum Sure, for a bit 💕" wait no i changed my mind i want to go back to the 2010's https://t.co/nefFtWngJ6 @aliceincamera be good girl for Miss Twitter~ "I dunno it's mildly refreshing to see her say that, even if the rest of the hour+ video undermines it. Like I want to live in a world where that's all she said." "[cw Contrapoints] This is interesting to me so I'm sharing it, but not without a content warning. I still have no interest in seeing the rest of the video." new lock screen tbh https://t.co/2iplVxRgeA @CateSpice Mmmmm one of the greatest pleasures in the world My reminder app on my Android phone was glitched and keeping a reminder stuck on my lock screen. I tried uninstalling and then reinstalling but it remembered my settings and just stuck the same reminder on the lock screen. What settings/files should I be looking to delete? Also comparing pictures from weeks ago really helps! There's been a ton of healing I hardly noticed! Swelling is down enough that I'm starting to see a much more pronounced labia minora OwO @Lass_Library Thank you!!! 💕 @PhyrexianThot hhgfffhhf heck x.x @Lass_Library Oh? 👀 OKAY WHY'S IT SO ITCHY NOW THIS IS WAY WORSE AAAAAAA "@pissedoffgeese Yup! I wanted the same thing before my surgery. I found ONE girl who's work definitely gave me some idea and excited me, but that was it :/" "@Haffnium24601 It's definitely possible there's been post-op trans girls I've mistaken for cis girls, but in that case I'd appreciate them being up front about their being trans so I know I can relate? None of them have to if they're stealth of course, but it'd be nice in cases where it's cool" "I understand why there's less of it, but more post-op trans girls in porn would be nice. Like I'm starting to relate a bit more to sex workers who are cis women (not more than trans women, just more than before) and that's fine, I guess, but it sometimes bums me out? I dunno." I love this deck so much https://t.co/lxg47RWtVI @t3ablock3rs TRUTH CANON. https://t.co/BfrGgjmV5B @MaxieZeusGod FUCK YEAH THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT "*2019 is the year for that second picture of Teysa and I meant ""can't"" in the first tweet but it's funnier this way honestly" @WhaleHorned I mean I already started the line right here so goddess I hope so 👀 "And like, male and female gaze can be really hard to describe and pretty subjective, so I'm not saying this is an objective fact or anything, but I can't be the only sapphic player noticing this?" "I feel like MtG has done a pretty decent job pivoting away from male gaze-y artwork of female characters in recent years (eg, 2013 vs 2016 art of Teysa), which is great because it means more gaze for us, hot damn 👀 https://t.co/9MYNAJrhUs" i can properly put into words how gay i am for this art beyond helpless keysmashing https://t.co/aqdJnYyXa1 @Glopossum Hell. Yes. they're lesbians https://t.co/axUA2QYc5w "@Trans_Astral Gonna adopt this rule immediately. Not that I do it that much that I can recall, but now it's a rule." @Calliethulhu Mine made it through 💕 I'm gonna be so fucking sad when Cruel Celebrant rotates out you love to see it https://t.co/AolqRPorWx "I missed out on the Gen V event legendaries for years and years and I made sure I could never end up in that situation again. If it happens again, I can trade something of equivalent value." "Remember a few years ago when they were giving away an Event Legendary every month? Yeah I made sure to stock up on trade fodder. (All of these are extras, which is why they're in Pokemon Bank) https://t.co/QyAUv0rWER" @Genderbird @FembyEnby CUTE GRUMPY BAB AAAAAAA @futanarchy heck 😍 LUCKILY tho I ended up being wrong. Not sure what happened to SS's red Gyarados but I'm just glad I didn't create a very hard to reverse redundancy in my collection. I caught her while Jen & I were running errands and I immediately evolved her without thinking until on the drive home I realized I probably have the red Gyarados from SoulSilver already and a shiny Magikarp would in that case be way more valuable for my Living Dex O_O "@GAinILM @a_alice_nsfw @ryandroyd Oh lol you found it before I did. Yep, this is it! I committed the basic tune to memory as a kid. Pre-internet, so I really felt a lot like Pete just trying to remember it forever." "@GAinILM @a_alice_nsfw @ryandroyd I found it! The song is called Summerbaby and the episode is called Hard Day's Pete (Season 1, episode 8)" @Kate_Bunni Four more weeks until clitoral orgasms Eight more weeks until sex (and also considered basically fully healed) @Flea @a_alice_nsfw Honestly what I should've done looking back Happy new year! :3 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/CfHG0QHI95 "So I forgot my donut cushion at the doctor's office and didn't realize until we had driven a couple minutes away. We went back and got it, but what's cool is I sat in the car with so little pain I didn't notice at first. Swelling has REALLY gone down!" @QuestForTori Run away @PrissyOrcGF Orcs don't need steroids @Chopin_42 gosh yes please >w> @LambChopInPamps ... yes >.> why my clitty hurt so much x.x @GAinILM @a_alice_nsfw @ryandroyd Such a good song. I assume it's the same band who sang the song I'm talking about? @SportIsARight It'll be 20 for me in five years! Five years is nothing! Wtf is happening??? I just realized 2020 means I graduated from high school 15 years ago. Can time stop being complete bullshit t please "@Calliethulhu I hope no one I know was targeted. Much love to anyone who was, but if I know them I'll be way more anxious. I do not have to spoons to look into who it was myself. I'm staying the hell away." @emmerynjane @ireneista That really sucks and I hope it was no one I know because that'll make me extremely anxious and worried. Whoever it was I hope they're okay. "Whether she intends to do this or not, she is a black hole of discourse. Infinite gravity sucking in anyone who gets too close. Best to just talk about literally anything else. Except maybe Star Wars." "Nah I'm not watching the video. Let's do our best not to make this the only topic of discussion for the next week please? If you don't know what I'm talking about, wonderful! Let's all just ignore it and move on." @SweetBeans99 Take care of yourself. I'll miss you 💕 @ExistentialEnso It's such a good show @blaze_casual Okay. I was just so freaked out last night because after a week it looked like it had closed up but nope :/ A week isn't very long tho "@mode_view @vexwerewolf ""What's that top players say? Every life matters and losing life should be avoided at all costs? That's probably it.""" @Genderbird It's actually said by Sebulba in Episode I so it's pre-established canonical Huttese and I hate that I know that. @FrigidKingCami @FrigidElfChild I'm dying of cuteness overload over here @vexwerewolf Two color: You're absolutely right Three color: Already noticably tougher without shocklands or fetchlands. @FrigidElfChild OMG HER SAYING SNUGGLE SOUNDS SO CUTE THO @PrissyOrcGF d-destroy me plz >/////< 💦 @NewGenderWhoDis @FrigidElfChild Fuck yeah! @ZJemptv I'm apparently blocked by them but they sound awful. @TheeRachelEvil Yes it's still progress "@TheeRachelEvil @NKGhidorah Cool, so Ewoks (the species but also each Ewok's name including Wicket) are unnamed. Good to know." @JaneFae Thank you 💕 @blaze_casual And the scarring doesn't look too bad? >.> @loveydoveypup Normally I'd balk at 6 mana but I've found it's not that hard to get to in Standard atm "@Xena_Brand @cuddlestopheles Speaking as a bunny, some of us want the disgusting thing" @loveydoveypup All thanks to the right half of this beauty https://t.co/r0J0lzxxpo "This is way more interesting than in 2011 when Skyrim, Skylanders, and Skyward Sword came out." @FrigidElfChild Consider: talking with Sleepy Lilith instead It's weird that there's both an Outer Wilds and Outer Worlds that came out in 2019 and they both look so incredible I'm not sure which one to start with. "@loveydoveypup Sac outlet and way too many death triggers, basically." @MarcyKingUltra It's a great place to be 🥰 "@a_alice_nsfw @ryandroyd I remember the song that garage band played that younger Pete heard and obsessed over finding before eventually forgetting how it went. I remembered for you, Pete. I'll never forget." @RaeGun2k I saw toys and I needed to know! "@mode_view That's only because I can't tweet during the panic attacks! :V But seriously you're not wrong. I'm proud of myself, honestly." @GirlDickEnergy She's so good in this deck. Very shortly after coming back after my several months hiatus I realized she was a perfect fit for my BW vampire/Orzhov/life gain deck. "@blaze_casual I hear it's really common. Basically my inner vag wall is separated a bit from the, uh, hole? I guess? Assuming this is the same thing, how did your healing go? How fast, what did the result look like, etc? Anything you got will help x.x" "This complication will be a distant memory before I know it and then I'm gonna have the best goddamn vag in the world. You know why? Because it'll be my vag, dammit 💕💕💕" @lumpen_rose I mean Hyer's only been doing it for a couple years but I suppose it's possible! But more likely what you heard is she studied under a surgeon whose name I constantly forget that's one of the top names in the country I'm pretty sure. Either way you have a good point. @RaeGun2k HELL YEAH CUTIE Also I have that same Skull Kid statue "I'm incredibly squeamish regarding like, blood or gore or surgery photos. That kind of stuff. So something like this might hit me hard at times but if I can get through it, anyone can." Literally every piece of evidence I have tells me I'm okay. It just LOOKS scary. Which isn't reason enough to panic considering everything else I know. There's no way in hell it'll look this bad forever. Just gotta take it one day at a time. "Okay. Gonna do my best to not panic about this minor surgery complication that I already showed a doctor until my next appointment on the 13th. Then if they still say it's fine, not gonna panic until the 12 week mark. By one of those dates it'll look better so I should be good" @blaze_casual OMG ME TOO @blaze_casual Oh shit Medicaid covers it? Good to info to pass onto others. it got somehow even more A Lot than that https://t.co/CxdVFSsl65 i love magic https://t.co/a2bihu9hFZ "@TheCrystalStorm That helps, thank you. I'm only a month in, I still have a lot of healing to do." "@PhyrexianThot I've always been more a Johnny than a Spike, personally. Black goes best with Green imo 💕" "@PhyrexianThot @Kaelyrhn I'm sure that would be an absolute MESS, let's do it (Black is my favorite color)" @TheCrystalStorm And you got there? You got to that point where things were better? It's so hard not being there yet. Not having that be real yet. "@itsviviactually Omg I love that you went for that deep of a cut, bravo" @PhyrexianThot @Kaelyrhn I am A-OKAY with a Standard power level that includes Damnation. Yes PLEASE. "@TheCrystalStorm Thank you 💕 No matter how many times I hear it, it still helps to hear that reassurance." @PhyrexianThot lol maybe you get to draw a bunch of cards but that feral hog is a two hit kill nice @PhyrexianThot @Kaelyrhn Mmmm yes perfect @Dillon_Mays I completely agree. "So basically assuming Marvel: - Will actually do this and confirm it within a movie - Wants to do the baseline effort to not be offensive (which is what we tend to expect from them, even when it's not enough) Then I see this as really, really promising." "All Murray & crew had to do was check in with GLAAD to make sure they did it right and it turned out fine. I don't think that kind of care is beyond Marvel at all. That's exactly the kind of baseline liberal approach you expect, and yet with RML, it worked." "The trans rep in Rocko's Modern Life was largely praised, and the only way they were able to do it was taking an established, named, recognizable, previously seen as male side character and showing her as a woman now." "@NewGenderWhoDis Well what I'm saying is you can be true to what the show was implying and also avoid with weird, unrealistic surrealness of what Harry Potter did by just mentioning ""Oh yeah they tried dating for a little while, but it didn't work out.""" @SweetBeans99 Honestly that's one of your best comics. Those assholes have no taste whatsoever 💕 "@Kaelyrhn Oh, I know. In the theater I read it as him just losing his best friend, which I'm pretty embarrassed about but also, if I could miss it, so could a ton of non-queers." "@NewGenderWhoDis Haven't watched Future yet, but yeah like it's one thing to go the ridiculous Harry Potter route and say that childhood friends/crushes ended up married and happily ever after, but surely Steven and Connie TRIED dating at least once? Even if it didn't work out?" @NKGhidorah Threepio mentions an Antilles in ANH but I think that's the other Antilles. @ExistentialEnso Surely the Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This guys already tested this "@NKGhidorah Possibly not in the movie itself, but then, neither were Ewoks. Or Porgs. Her name is Commander D'Acy." "And yes, of course this could all be censored for international releases and that's not okay, but the fact that this is still happening in versions that are getting pretty wide releases otherwise is worth noting. Progress is being made." "And there's also Endgame, but I'm a queer who was purposely keeping an eye out for the queer rep (I avoided spoilers) and I missed it, so... Still counts, but I think you'd be forgiven for saying just barely so." "Obviously there's still a long way to go & we should never stop pushing Disney for more, but I can see the progression: 1. Interviews with ppl saying ""I think [x character] is gay"" 2. Joke character in Beauty and the Beast implied to be gay 3. Named SW character kissing a woman" "@sapphixy @ExistentialEnso It'll either never be confirmed or it'll be confirmed in some obscure book so people will still complain, but you KNOW they fucked. Like come the fuck on." "@an_mistake I know it's not ideal for it to be censored for alternate releases and we should absolutely fight for more than that in the future, but personally even if that's what we got I'd be over the fucking moon." "@sapphixy @ExistentialEnso I watched them both again recently and no she's not in TFA. But still, her being sapphic + Admiral Holdo really makes all those scenes on the ship feel like it's being run by queers in hindsight which is so cool." "@ExistentialEnso Same. Like her lover is a new unnamed background character we only saw the one time, but it's still better than the cynics are making it sound." "@DanielleSATM Yup! Like far be it from me to say Marvel couldn't possibly fuck this up, but it's so much harder to half ass this." "@ExistentialEnso I liked the kiss in RoS. I've yet to see anyone point out that one of the women was a named character in TLJ, who had several lines and at least one close up. If you hadn't seen RoS the discourse might make you think she's JUST a made up background character." "And of course obviously they might just be straight up lying but that's not what people frustrated with this claim are saying, as far as I can tell." "Hot take but I think Marvel claiming they're gonna have a trans character is promising, actually. Unlike being gay it's a lot harder to really show a character is trans. Like you can't just solve this with a background kiss. I'm sure it still won't be enough, but I'm intrigued." "@OzmaRacc Speak for yourself, hottie~ 😘" "@FrigidElfChild You mean when you're a brat? I find it adorable as do a bunch of dommes, clearly." "@JaneFae This wasn't the best thing to hear right now. Either way I need to wait so telling me ""This could still be a complication"" just makes me needlessly anxious all over again." @FrigidElfChild Absolutely! No question. @OzmaRacc @MaeveTheFox Who isn't? @OzmaRacc gosh 😍 "@CateSpice Mood. Even though sometimes I kinda wish I did, this was the right choice." @mode_view True... "@MaxKriegerVG @queenburtis There was a vote to see if Beanie Babies should end. Even at 13 I was like, ""Obviously everyone will vote for them not to end"" and sure enough." @FrigidElfChild Makes sense to me. You're one of the sweetest subs I've ever met. I guess it just freaks me out because this isn't too dissimilar to my worst possible fears regarding potential complications. The separation looks like it goes real deep. But it CAN'T be THAT deep if there's no pain and not much blood. "I'm AT BEST a third of the way healed. Swelling isn't all the way down. Sure the areas that aren't this complication look better than I thought they would at this point, but I'm not considered healed for another 8 weeks. Just gotta be patient." @persenche Yeah. I would say that's a shame but maybe not so much of a shame at this point if it's as bad as it sounds. Doctor said it'll be fine. It's not painful. It's not gushing blood. Every transfemme who's had this procedure and this complication assures me it'll be fine. I know this'll be okay. Despite absolutely not having the spoons for it I'm doing my doctor recommended sitz bath. This complication isn't gonna beat me. Anyway I remembered why others were calling this a separation. The doctor said it'll be okay. I'll be okay. @persenche That's so bizarre. Jen used to post there too and tells me there were a bunch of trans people on there for years. @LisaTMullin It's just hard because whatever healing I thought I was seeing after a week of this complication has been completely undone I just want to know it'll heal fine. I want to see it 3 months from now. I just want it to heal. This complication is barely a week old but I'm so scared. It was looking so much better now I'm panicking again. It doesn't look worse than when the doctor saw it tho so I know she'll just tell me the same thing. There's not much they can do. Just has to heal. It's just scary. Might've spoke to soon x.x Healing is complicated @PrissyOrcGF OMG YES 😍😍😍 @KyrilSilversong Definitely @ThatsSoTrinda I'm not Canadian? @KyrilSilversong It's more half and half than the picture indicates. is this ice cream canon https://t.co/XnEMN2HaIG @FrigidKingCami goshhh 👀💦 @daweirdredpanda @cuddlestopheles Mac and Emery are absolutely the same person @lumpen_rose Everyone's body is different. @blaze_casual You got thiiiiiiiis! @viragoergosum I'm meant to take daily sitz baths and put neosporin on it but beyond that the only thing to do to is let my body heal it on its own. Looks a LOT less deep in the areas that looked particularly scary and the left half of it looks like it might be scabbing over or at least less raw This was likely caused by a suture dissolving too quickly and it's apparently fairly common. Sharing this to help future GRS havers "Still confused as to what to call it. Others who've had this same complication were calling it a separation so that's what I've gone with, but basically the first layer of skin is off in a small area on my perineum. Stings a bit when I dilate sometimes but otherwise is fine." "Noticing some slow healing in the separation below my vag. It's obviously going slowly because of where it is, but noticing slight changes for the better helps. It seems like it'll be mostly healed over before I'm cleared for sex which was my big worry." "@RaeGun2k The colors of your scarf contrast with the snow so beautiful. Gorgeous selfie, but like, good overall picture tbh" @emuchaton @ErisGael aw yea bringing the cuteness into the next decade Which is honestly not that different from how I normally operate "This year, I will not be sober for a single second in April" @LilFluffClouds Gosh that looks like it feels nice 😍 @Trancister @blaze_casual Our vaginas are waking up! owo @DarkHorseAsh It's perfectly okay. But it causes me extreme distress when people put it in my mentions @DarkHorseAsh I meant overwhelming. Sorry. Just please keep your negativity out of my mentions. You have plenty of people to talk to that you agree with. @SweetBeans99 Omg fuck these assholes :/ "The wild areas in Pokemon SwSh are cool, but the lack of a minimap + half the weather conditions making it hard to see + the map not actually showing you where you are (just what region you're in) makes navigating it needlessly frustrating." @Sparx_x_x Happ birth!! :3 damn i'm pretty cute sometimes @Hbomberguy I thought it was trash bin over there @LittleLavvy MOOD THO Like half that game makes me cry at this point Feel fortunate that we're planning on growing food on @TenaciousRanch @RaeGun2k HELL yes this is the kind of energy I want to bring into the new decade too! Just be gorl "@blaze_casual I get tingles and tickles and twinges and shocks almost daily, but I guess there's a lot of nerves that need to reconnect." I mean how many more nerves could I possibly have??? D:< "@ExistentialEnso Omg I'm not sure I've seen a pre-transition picture of you! That's one hell of a glowup, Thorne! Gosh 😍✨" 2019 was the longest 82 years I've ever experienced "While it feels like a lot of nerves have reconnected, the actual skin on my vag is still very numb, making itches an extremely frustrating experience D: But also, I'm just impatiently wanting to feel what it feels like down there, you know?" @rozietoez This is a mood. A big part of my GRS was about never needing to worry about testosterone again... just in case the worst happens. A lot of this thread I empathize with. I hope you can reach your remaining goals soon 💕 "@FrigidKingCami oh gosh the second one, no contest" @RipleyStorm Happy New Year babe!!! 💕💕💕 @litterboxhex 😍 @MrsStephinMerit My hair's blonde-- it's just the lighting in here :P my hair sure is doing something I look exactly like a girl who's been playing MtG Arena all night and plans to play more @MizukiGoesWoof OMG CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 First selfie of the 20's! 😘💕✨ https://t.co/WIicPa93UY aw yea i timed that perfectly https://t.co/GGx9RdNwQV Welcome to the 20's! I missed having a decade name everyone agreed on. Been a hot minute. HAPP NEW YEAR :3 @LilFluffClouds YES FINALLY @PhyrexianThot I'm glad you're still here! :3 what's it like in the next decade? it's still the 2010's here for another hour and a half "Everyone's doing the ""beginning of the decade vs end of the decade"" thing and I already did that back in November lol Being a girl rocks my tits" @VicktorKern YUP @thelinuxdaemon i really dun have one but you can tease me with stuff i'm sure lol @nyaakat one day soon hopefully! 💕💕💕 @nyaakat awwww! that's so cute! y'all are so cute omg @nyaakat 👀👀👀 @nyaakat it's true! they'll do it! >/////< @MizukiGoesWoof gosh >/////> @nyaakat (blushing irl you MEANIE 💕) @thelinuxdaemon yeah other stuff >.> @MizukiGoesWoof gosh~ 😳😍 I think I tweeted this already but whatever: My new year's resolution is to enjoy the FUCK out of this pussy @nyaakat hhfgghddghf >//////< @thelinuxdaemon EXACTLY @MizukiGoesWoof *gasps* :O @NewGenderWhoDis Absolutely! you're telling me all I have to say is you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice and I can get thousands of likes @nyaakat still gonna pout >///////> @thelinuxdaemon it's good to have extras!!!!! if you spell h*ck like hecc it's not really a swear @thelinuxdaemon hecc >/////> @ALostFiend Same hat! And my last dilation of the day is done so now it's officially goof off time after this sitz bath. Spending New Year's Eve getting high and playing MtG Arena and I wouldn't have it any other way @nyaakat *HUFFS LOUDLY* @NewGenderWhoDis Holy shit!!! You look amazing!!! 😍💕 @nyaakat >///////> (it's where I'll keep my pacis) "I want one of those novelty jars from the late 90's labeled ""most embarrassing kinks""" @nyaakat HHGGFFFHHGFF I DUN WET THE BED >///> @nyaakat Omg yes 😍 @nyaakat YOU WHAT???? D:< D:< D:< im outage @nyaakat MOOD tho @squidlarkin The road trip I'm planning would include California and in particular San Diego so that works! But we'd love to have you visit too 💕 "@squidlarkin I know you're probably talking about local friends, but I really wanted to make it Seattle this year and see you :/ I'm hoping I can next spring." @hmsnofun TRUTH @MagsVisaggs Mood. @OzmaRacc it is sadly not called the tiddy burger @Calliethulhu Progress? @PhyrexianThot Glow UP OMG!!! 😍😍😍 @sillygaymiria I'll say! 😍 @StebMcDreb Sounds fun! :3 "@viragoergosum I'm having a really bad day today, so no, sorry :/" @StebMcDreb We're both gay cuties 😘 "@StebMcDreb My first reaction seeing this selfie was ""Gosh she's cute"" so," @InstantSunrise Huge mood "So, you know. Hence my extreme frustration." "It's SO easy I'd strongly argue neither interpretation is more correct than the other. It's on that fine of an edge. I know that you, person reading this, didn't WANT to hate RoS. Of course you didn't. But I didn't either and I walked away not having to do much to make it work." "Last word on this. You can disagree of course but I don't think arguing will help either of us? To me, every perceived failing of Rise of Skywalker is really, really, really easy to re-contextualize into something that works and I wish more people did that." "@SarahSwitchy I don't really think you did anything wrong. Your opinion is the majority, and I'm the too-obsessed one. I'm willing to put this behind us if you are." @SarahSwitchy So am I. Sorry. "@SarahSwitchy If it's all subjective but for a simple explanation, shouldn't we strive to like it? Sounds like you wished you could? I was doing my best to explain how that can be done." @SarahSwitchy So was I Hate myself so fucking much @OCaelyn Nah you were fine @ConfusedSwitch I am not @OCaelyn Please stop. I'm really sorry I argued. "I'm really, really, really going to try to stop talking about Star Wars on main for a while. I got way too angry at too many friends. I'm sorry." "@Kaelyrhn Replace ""Rise of Skywalker"" with ""Star Wars"" and you're exactly correct. I don't know how to turn this off, do you?" @WhaleHorned Yes they should "@Calliethulhu ""I wasn't lying, the good many who w as your father was killed by Vader... from a certain point of view"" Like I can't fucking stop arguing so please be the bigger person and leave me along I can't stop." @deathpigeon Exactly. And it's so goddamn frustrating. "Obviously Star Wars can and should be better than it was before, but tweets like the one I'm quote tweeting are happening within the context of the majority of people feeling cheated by RoS and I just don't see where the cheat came from. This is Star Wars." @ConfusedSwitch @TenaciousRanch Thank you so much Luna!!! 💕💕💕 "[cw tros spoilers] ""The clear, overarching theme of both JJ Abrams two films and Rian Johnson's one in this series is overcoming the constraints of the idea of legacy, or more simply, you don't have to be what someone tells you you were supposed to be or even born to be.""" """...which is something we all kind of expected until the MCU convinced a generation that there's always supposed to be a master plan always being adhered to. (And even Marvel only pretends to actually do that, you just don't notice because they're really, really good at it)"" https://t.co/00J4FiOkFa" "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] ""Retroactively coping with sequel plot twists obviously being unplanned is kinda part of the buy-in for enjoying or trying to enjoy episodic story telling retroactively...""" "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] ""The execution of this could certainly be a lot smoother, but the idea of it is actually really solid. How does it work in terms of a narrative playing out across the new trilogy? Clunky as hell, but, welcome to Star Wars.""" "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] God, every word of this. He's articulating a lot of good points here that I agree with. https://t.co/dihRiZFelL" @Lookin4Serenity And I'm free to be confused by your confusion over my confusion :V @mode_view It ALMOST implies it but then backs off and I'm glad for that because them just realizing they must be related would have been really silly. "@Lookin4Serenity People are free to wish that the series would be less like it has been in the past, and I'm free to be confused by why they thought their wish had a chance" also also i could have sworn what the dictionary actually says is Lando lost a daughter to the stormtroopers but that we don't know who that daughter is so he now kinda has a surrogate daughter which i think is way less silly @Lookin4Serenity No. But we shouldn't expect it. also not for nothing but it's corny as hell (at *best*) to have 2/3rds of the black characters be directly related to each other? maybe i'm wrong here? but also maybe just disregard the visual dictionary? general grievous was introduced in a cartoon i couldn't watch because the episodes were each 5 minutes long and i kept missing them how did i wake up in a universe where everyone is expecting star wars to not be star wars have have you seen a star war before? @PhyrexianThot Impossible @caraesten Oooh this is a neat birthday to have! Happy birthday! 💕 @Ahhrellia @Rory__Walker Couple months maybe? Don't remember. @TransgurlTSB You're not horrible for wanting to keep a backup of your babies. Honestly I'd do the same if I knew how. @TransgurlTSB You can do them single player. It's what I do. 2031 is not a real year that's made up The fact that 2031 is exactly as far in the future as 2007 is in the past is blowing my goddamn mind right now "I just,,, wanna masturbate so bad 4 more weeks x.x" 2031 (projected): Cats can has half turkey sammich "But regardless, Vampire Lesbians rides again! It's actually really, really nice to know I can log onto MtGA even after months away and still have my fairly competitive deck that I can use. I'm not used to this feeling in Magic, honestly lol https://t.co/ar1ik6yz70" "Too bad my first game back involved the other person combining Famished Paladin, Squires Devotion, and Sorcerer's Wand to just play with themselves and chip away my health in one turn. Fun." Well shit I didn't think MtG Arena's Historic format would mean I can just... continue to play my old decks in quick play? That's exactly what I would've hoped for but never would've expected! "Basically the only way to get my attention at this point as a Pokemon collector are the words ""slightly easier shinies."" I have a TON of shinies I've gathered over the years but it's by no means all of them." "@XylariaVG I mean, enjoying them for the piles of free valuable items feels like loving them for the wrong reasons, but sure lol" The announcement that shiny Magickarp are gonna be more common in Gigantimax dens or whatever they're called has FINALLY pushed me to try these things and it's really fun getting so many items and watts. I'm hooked. "I love that Pokemon has dailies now. I'm very much in favor of one of my favorite franchises becoming like another one of my favorite franchises (WoW, in this case)" @positronicgal @FrigidElfChild RIGHT???? @transscribe Honestly? Same. "@ExistentialEnso Star Wars was created in editing, and most of that editing wasn't done by George. One of the many reasons I cite for being glad the franchise isn't in his hands anymore." "Speaking as a Kat, I'd much prefer a cheezburger but FINE *sighs*" "@FakeEstrusFlask @TenaciousRanch @SteampunkPenny @BonnieMakes @norintha @ikksnay @deathpigeon @TenaciousQilin Nope, this is the first time! Good to finally be roommates tho! 💕" 2007: I can has cheezburger? 2019: Cats can have a little salami "@kosherPQ @GirlDickEnergy And in case Twitter is still glitching out and hiding replies with links in them, lemme quote tweet: https://t.co/EjFGkX5qWd" @kosherPQ @GirlDickEnergy This is the one I use now and I love it: https://t.co/d41g4o2a9z "@kosherPQ @GirlDickEnergy So my first massager I got with a cord because my thought was ""Well I don't want to have to replace batteries"" because I forgot rechargeable batteries were a thing RIP. The cord ended up being a pain so now I use a rechargeable one." "@FakeEstrusFlask @TenaciousRanch @SteampunkPenny @BonnieMakes @norintha @ikksnay @deathpigeon @TenaciousQilin Yeah we never really announced it, lol. I've known Vikky since before either of us were active on Twitter. We recently had space and they needed a place to stay so it worked perfectly 💕" YES! Nabbed my second authentic Sinistea! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/24mEb8PRKe @melodyaligned You really should!! *pets* "@NikkiTheSlayer_ @nomadavenezola1 @ExistentialEnso Yeah they went through the trouble of inventing a brother for Maul to have that ""Kinda Maul vs Obi-Wan"" rivalry and then George told them they should say Maul never died, lol." @melodyaligned Omg I'd love to! :D @melodyaligned CUTE GOSH "@NikkiTheSlayer_ @nomadavenezola1 @ExistentialEnso It's revealed in The Clone Wars cartoon he survived, then he later cameos at the end of Solo." "@GirlDickEnergy Hell yes! Those are SO much better to masturbate with, especially if you have any genital dysphoria like I did. Enjoy! :3" "@NikkiTheSlayer_ @ExistentialEnso ""The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."" Palpatine trained under Darth Plagueis and learned a ton about using the dark side to cheat death. He tells this to Anakin in Episode III." @NikkiTheSlayer_ @ExistentialEnso Remember how his entire thing is extending life and cheating death? @LeafTilde @NewGenderWhoDis hhhgggghhg goals >////> @ExistentialEnso Original trilogy: Palpatine's behind it all Fans: Cool Prequel trilogy: Palpatine's behind it all Fans: Of course! Sequel trilogy: Palpatine's behind it all Fans: WHAT. THE FUCK. "@squidlarkin @melodyaligned We're not quite yet sure which software is best for this, but we're gonna default to ""Kat"" for now" @ExistentialEnso Fuck yeah! "@melodyaligned @squidlarkin I figured you'd say that but like, I'm really good at these rules, is all. They don't feel invisible to me anymore. But I know you're right, and it helps to hear." "@FrigidElfChild are you calling me a baby, baby? D:<" @SecretGamerGrrl Or Fairly Odd Parents and go with Timantha :V @FrigidElfChild Be a good girl @QuestForTori TOO CUTE GOSH 😍 "@squidlarkin I'm always so conflicted by discussions of these invisible rules because while growing up I was very often blindsided by them, it's been many years since I've felt that way. And since my autism is self-diagnosed it makes me think maybe I missed the mark by calling it autism." @Q3w3e3 Neigh (I'm actually for this but I couldn't not) @Amelewdia Ur butt is rly cute @Amelewdia gosh 😍💦 @MaiaFranklyn Even months and months before he said to stop sending stuff I was like: - He already gets more than he can display - All I'd be able to send him is the shit I don't want and I don't want to do that lol But yeah if it was one of your cards that's really sweet! Love my Krampus "WHAT. NO I DIDN'T, THANK YOU OMG. THERE'S A POKERUS ON THIS POKEMON, Y'ALL https://t.co/uPnqTx7Wwh" "Note to self, two things I want to do BEFORE I transfer my Living Pokedex to Pokemon Home next year since it's a one way trip: - Evolve that shiny Sandile I have to Krookodile - Transfer my Pokerus to a Pokemon I can transfer to SwSh to continue the strain" @Calliethulhu @moonsofvenus_ That totally makes sense. Honestly I'm hoping to try and visit the UK next spring so we'll have another chance 💕 @FrigidElfChild science cores @moonsofvenus_ @Calliethulhu Well I won't push for it but I'm willing to get a hotel. Just love you both and I'd love to see y'all but if it needs to wait I understand. @ComicsByXan There we go! Knew I was missing one! @moonsofvenus_ @Calliethulhu And Callie says you're near the Capital? We're gonna be moving to Westcliffe which is a 9 hour drive but Jen LOVES to drive so we can go there if you want? @Calliethulhu Oh I guessed right lol @moonsofvenus_ @Calliethulhu Let's fucking make this happen @moonsofvenus_ @Calliethulhu We're moving much further south in January tho Might be a bit longer of a drive now @moonsofvenus_ @Calliethulhu OMG THAT'S MUCH CLOSER OMG @Calliethulhu So I dunno what city in Nebraska but if I was driving to the capital that's a 9 hour drive >.> But that's the closest we've ever been to each other and I'd love to meet Autumn too! I'd make it work! @Calliethulhu Callie we need to meet up let's make this happen! @Calliethulhu OMG I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIVES RELATIVELY (EMPHASIS ON RELATIVELY) NEAR US Galar Form collection! Anything I'm missing? #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/BzMcRIE0Ym "That's 15 years and I estimate at least 2,000 hours of work. Needless to say I'm thankful TPC is letting me at least put all this hard work into a cloud save, even if I can't bring them all back to my Gen VIII cart." Cannot wait for Pokemon Home tbh #PokemonSwordSheild https://t.co/Mmjeb9CWaV @blaze_casual She really is! I saw her for my 1 week after appointment and I'm seeing her again for my 6 weeks after appointment on the 13th :3 "@blaze_casual She goes even MORE femme than that and spells it Krystyna, but yup that's her! I figured lol" "Which yeah, that was silly of me, but also: Why on earth can't I select it from my bag? Why is it even on my bag screen at this point? The bike does this too and it makes no sense to me." "So, I knew they gave me a portable PC box in SwSh, but I was so confused that I couldn't use it? Like I went to my bags to use it but no you're not allowed to do that anymore. 56 hours in, almost every new Pokemon caught, I realize it's just press R on the Pokemon team screen 🙃" "@crystalskyes80 It's a 1% chance of encountering! Only took me like an hour, tho." "Noivern is a PERFECT example. I LOVE her design but I never had room for one in Gen VI, then in Gen VII I was distracted by even more Pokemon. But SwSh told me up front there'd be a Dragon trainer, so Noibat was on my radar the minute I set out from Postwick." "One of the reasons I allow myself to have older Pokemon on my team despite having them already (once Home hits) is I really like forming that bond with my teammates (demarcated for future me by a nickname), and I don't always get a chance to do that with every fave Pokemon." "@crystalskyes80 The trick I found that weirdly nowhere else online is talking about is: 1. Have a Chipped Pot ready 2. Catch a Sinistea 3. Put your cursor over the Cracked Pot with your Sinistea in your party 4. If it's not compatible, it's a fake." @AJisValid Nice! "Having a legacy Living Pokedex is kind of a curse because despite there being 400 Pokemon in SwSh, I only needed to collect 90 (plus the old ones I wanted on my team because why not) This is why I feel if they weren't gonna bring back everyone, they should've brought back no one" "Oh, and an authentic Sinistea because I'm obsessive, but I'll nab one in like under an hour." Just Zacian and a BUNCH of Alcremie to go! (There's even a 2nd box of them lol) #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/fIaQr5ki3w @blaze_casual OMG WAT CONGRATS I wonder if we have the same physical therapist? Last few holes in my collection are filling up! Thanks @Calliethulhu! <3 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/lcKFuL2lfk "@little_lizzie22 The yellow one? That's Tigertrack, a character based on the original Diaclone version of Sideswipe https://t.co/PAKfqwhHbF" @Kaelyrhn Just the one alt mode: Car that can fly https://t.co/eBhmDsotW6 @Kaelyrhn - LoudPedal - Because he's a retool of Tracks "Fuck yeah BBTS has preorders up for a BUNCH of slightly older Masterpiece figures, some of them on discount, many of them obscure, and most of them I never got the first time around 😍 https://t.co/YEoKAPFR7F" @FrigidElfChild I got my work cut out for me! o.o @FrigidElfChild goshhh you're right >/////> Can't believe it's been four weeks since my surgery. What even is time @FrigidElfChild One horny one please! :D @blaze_casual OwO @blaze_casual mood x.x perhaps we could help each other 👀 "@rabb1teatsmeat We don't make the rules, we just make the kits 🤷‍♀️" "Despite the obscure reference, the idea that angel + ground = one of these is a clever idea." "I actually had to look up his name and got frustrated because I don't remember ""Shakkoumon"" being said in the dub. Thought for sure they changed it for English-speaking audiences, but nope! Just a shitty memory on my part." Shakkoumon was such a weird Digimon "If you average out every place I've lived and how long, I move about ever *two years* I want to stay in this new place for the rest of my life. Never moving again, dammit." Can we get the part where I have to move my ridiculously huge toy collection to the new house over with? x.x @PrissyOrcGF well heck now I *want* to be destroyed even harder >.> @PrissyOrcGF listen Morgan i'm not allowed to get horny while i'm healing from surgery how DARE D:< @PrissyOrcGF IT REALLY WOULD GOSH 😍💦 "Sometimes I really want to keep flirting and I can tell the cutie on the other end would like that too but my brain is just like ""uhhhhhh im gay""" @dirtydee_racoon Holy heck 😍😍😍💦 @ConfusedSwitch 💕💕💕 @Ahhrellia That's not ridiculous! @sapphixy @Deathbunny13 @TrexPushups @asystemofgirls @Emmy_Zje Huge same @Gendervoid_Punk Whichever one gets me knocked up faster @DevourerRose 👀💦💦💦 "@MrsStephinMerit You know, I'm no biblical scholar, so I guess I don't know for sure, but I didn't think that was the case, no" @ConfusedSwitch Wasn't saying it wasn't? @AliceAvizandum I mean yours doesn't look worse than mine and my hair never receded. Still get transphobes telling me I'm balding. But I'm also considering fixing it with surgery too so I get that. @winocm Sure. I just followed you so you could DM me 💕 """She seems cool, I hope she follows me back!"" ""Good friend who I have a lot in common with 💕""" @Notactuallysmol @loveydoveypup Okay too cute omg @MOOMANiBE HELL YEAH FAT PIKACHU "@yourlocalratdad @ino_Tweets I figured there was probably something real to it, but it still feels a bit silly when I mention it. That's cool tho!" knock me up plz @AliceAvizandum why are transphobes so bad at identifying receding hairlines Crucifying the local crosssmith is a bold move I mean he WAS a carpenter! Really loving the implication of the first pic that Jesus built his own cross "@blaze_casual *hugs* 2019 was rough for me too, but the vagina was nice at least. Ended on a high note." "@blaze_casual Getting a vagina at the tail end of the decade is kind of the best because like, who can top that?" My snuggly girl 💕 https://t.co/Cjtfj2zgxa @lumpen_rose @meltcoil OMG I LOVE HER @crystalskyes80 Same 💕 "@crystalskyes80 If I can't make it work with Callie, I'll definitely let you know! 💕" "@msmaddiecakes Not magnetic, no. You're meant to wrap her around Grant's leg but it looks really silly so I refrain lol" "@crystalskyes80 I'm probably gonna get my Tart Apple from Callie, I just keep forgetting to ask them lol" "(I put regional forms next to their base forms in my Living Dex, and why yes that IS a nightmarish pain to make room for with over 800 Pokemon but I'm obsessive over this)" "To be fair I didn't include a screenshot of my Galaran Form box, which is what I'd be including them in, so easy for me to miss I guess." "I FORGOT ABOUT DARMANITAN, SHIT" @RailiahV Support groups are extremely important. Find your found family asap. "@TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild Oh hey I finally have my meme-y joke answer for my favorite Christmas movie, thanks Charlotte!" @RailiahV Understandable :/ Hope the next 5 months goes quick "@RailiahV There are places you can order it online, but I've never personally gone the self-med route. Why 5 months?" @RailiahV I used a Snapchat filter too once upon a time 💕 HRT helped a ton @Chopin_42 EXACTLY "hips, ass, thighs just explode them with lots of squishy chub PLEASE i'm curvy but i must be curvier" saw two transfemmes with amazing hips on my feed tonight and like hip fairy where are u can removing my balls finally give me a bigger ass plz maybe some hips @SteampunkPenny :P @SteampunkPenny *Midna @OzmaRacc Look we're definitely gonna fuck one day @ino_Tweets Sure thing! Thanks for the follow! 💕 "@emnicw It'll be 4 weeks tomorrow, so halfway there x.x" @Cheryl_Latrans Yay fellow bunny!!! "@nekoKaedeChan It's really subtle, but the more vibrant colors thing happened to me too" @ino_Tweets CHERRY COKE TOO I USED TO LOVE THAT Is this... is this a real thing??? lol @OzmaRacc omg how did you read my mind like that? ;3 @Transhockeygirl FUCK YEAH "Doesn't even hurt, it's just, VERY full >.<" Guess who just got to the fourth dot on her dilator? This extremely full-feeling bitch x.x @PrissyOrcGF But! But! Think of the gays you'll destroy!!! @OzmaRacc So cozy!!! 😍 @PhyrexianThot @TimonicWulfgar YUP gonna try to avoid that! @PhyrexianThot @TimonicWulfgar I can too! I just need help >.> But also I dunno if I wanna try orgasming while the paint is still drying on my new vag @TimonicWulfgar I AM BUT LIKE THIS IS *UNFAIR* "REALLY NOT LOVING THIS WHOLE ""NO TOUCHING YOURSELF FOR 8 WEEKS"" THING" "@NomeDaBarbarian @cuddlestopheles No, given that at no point did that thought ever cross my mind :V" @cuddlestopheles Deeply cursed. @Hypnothulhu CUTE AND HOT Also I wanna help :3c @ClementineSerg3 RIGHT??? @MizukiGoesWoof Mmmm with pleasure~ >:3 @Gendervoid_Punk Thank youuuuu! 💕 "@MizukiGoesWoof Gonna rail you good, little pup~" @Gendervoid_Punk Feeldos! Yeah I really wanna try one of those too :3 @emuchaton you look too comfy illegal levels of comf @maegodhavemercy SO EXCITED FOR YOU MAELYN OMG Omg I can barely get it down to 5... Uhhhh Donkey Kong Country Super Metroid Super Mario RPG AND I REALLY WISH I COULD FIT LINK TO THE PAST AND SUPER MARIO WORLD @mode_view Of course! Figuring out the names of Transformers toys is really fun for me 💕 "@TeflonMask No, I just don't want Brands finding me." "@mode_view And because Twitter has a glitch now where it hides replies with outside links, lemme try quote tweeting to see if you can see it: https://t.co/ZS74HEqX4k" @mode_view Oops! Forgot the link: https://t.co/cTnDHt13vb "@mode_view Found him! He's Armada Wheeljack, and he was actually a retail release, huh. Didn't see that coming. Without accessories, instructions, or his mini-con, he's not likely to be worth much, sorry :/ https://t.co/tClw1CSfjn" "@mode_view That Minicon comes with Unicron. I'm 99% certain he didn't come with that other guy, but I'm still looking for a name. Paint deco like that heavily implies Botcon exclusive or Collector's Club figure." "@MizukiGoesWoof Both, ideally x.x 💕" "@mode_view Is that slash across the insignia part of the pain job? And is there a Decepticon insignia below it? That kind of thing is usually a thing you'd see on like, Botcon exclusives so yes, it might be worth something. Still looking." @mode_view Pretty sure that's a figure from Transformers Armada? Or a retool of one. Gonna take a second to track him down... @MizukiGoesWoof Well then even more a reason for me to do it~ @Trancister My clit has been twitching a LOT whenever I get horny but I kinda like it? Try to embrace it if you can! It'll help with nerves reconnecting if you're in the right headspace :3 "Something I don't think comes across very well on here is how often IRL I say ""Lez do it""" @StebMcDreb @Chopin_42 LEZ DO IT @OzmaRacc did you know you're extremely cute tho "@Chopin_42 @StebMcDreb line nothing, I want some orgy makeouts lets go" looking to trade 1 strapping for 1 dicking plz @ConfusedSwitch Mmmmmm hi~ @Uber_Anne Signups can be done two at a time 👀💦 "You know how PMS symptoms are shitty but gender euphoric when you're a trans girl? This is like that except way less shitty. Like, ""Awwww I can't use my dick anymore but goshhhhhhgh I'm a girrrrl 😍💦""" "@YourBoswell It's been really, really cool talking with my trans guy buddies about how sex works now, ngl :3 💕💕💕" @StebMcDreb Signups involve tear off my clothes and starting a sloppy makeout session with me @MyNameIsGriffon I got so damn tired of people saying that before my surgery. Doesn't seem like I'm any less tired of it now. @viragoergosum Not really :/ wanna give my cute friends the strap so bad Horny enough that I'm having fantasies about topping my friends with the dick I no longer have 🙃 "@ArtifexH @nyaakat It's not loading for me when I click your tweet from my notifs either, but the tweet still exists: https://t.co/4UWt6yOvJj" @NewGenderWhoDis How the eff did I miss this when it was first posted? D:< Cute butt! :3 @nyaakat hhhhgh gosh 👀💦 "@viragoergosum You're a good friend, of course you got to stay! Plus I said I wasn't unfollowing any mutuals." @Allicrombie It's my shelf @RiotGrrrlJemma Well good because I love Porgs~ @TrexPushups Huge same "Oh, and I know Indy usually prefers to be a quadruped but this pose just looks cooler to me 🤷‍♀️" @viragoergosum Huh? "Indoraptor added to the Jurassic Park shelf! Haven't seen Fallen Kingdom since it was in theaters, but I don't think she's in scale? Doesn't bother me too much tho https://t.co/iaYGsGcIPj" @RaeGun2k THE PROPHECY!!!! "@recursive I'm really, really proud of that one. Just dawned on me one day and I've yet to hear anyone else say it." "Growing up, every single friendship I had with a girl had a deep undercurrent of that sisterly girlfriend (the non-dating kind) love. Which is kinda wild (and extremely telling) to reflect on now." @RaeGun2k Your glowup is so amazing 😍💕 "Okay, I got my following/follower ratio down to about 1/4th and that definitely looks better on my profile. Time will tell if it means I see the people I want to see on my feed. I'm mutuals with probably 1,000 people >.>" has there ever been a cis girl that misunderstood the girlslikeus hashtag i wonder "@emuchaton I wondered if it was partly that too, but a lot of your recent stuff I wasn't seeing and I worried. I like having my friends on me feed! And their butts!" Why am I just now learning that Jedi Fallen Order is a Star Wars flavored Dark Souls-alike? How did I miss this?? Why haven't I already bought this game??? "@Deathbunny13 @asystemofgirls @Emmy_Zje You don't need dysphoria to be trans, but in your case I'd say you do in fact have dysphoria." "@Deathbunny13 @asystemofgirls @Emmy_Zje Yes, absolutely. Transitioning would probably help you a lot. Keep in mind the definition of gender dysphoria includes just wanting to be another gender, not merely feeling distress at being the wrong gender. (Though for most folks they mean the latter, to be fair)." @flamequil Thank you! I'm really proud of it :3 @emuchaton @ErisGael YES your smut's on my feed again! Clearing out my following list is working! https://t.co/l7g9tgOmzk "@a_alice_nsfw Oh, perfect! I was hoping that was the case. And you have notifications on for me? My god, I'm so sorry that I never stop tweeting!" To try to counteract Twitter not showing me tweets from my closest friends I'm finally trying turning notifications on for them but I don't know what that means if I have notifications for Twitter turned off on my phone? @asystemofgirls *offers hugs* I'm glad we're mutuals now 💕 "@asystemofgirls You're so welcome! I just lit the spark, you did all the hard work and I'm proud of you 💕" "Listening to Revolution Lover gives me the strangest mix of happy and sad feelings. Estrogen emotions are wild, I love them so much." @zoe_trashgoblin No I didn't think of this and you're the first to mention it lol "So ironic that my best tweet of all time was screencapped with my old Lara profile pic. Didn't even have that as my pfp for very long, lol" @StebMcDreb @emuchaton BREAKS MY HEART. I think I'm gonna start turning on notifications for my favorite people on here AND make sure to check their pages more often. Not gonna let Twitter silence my friends. Like take for instance my friend @emuchaton. If it's text shitposts of hers? I see them every day. But lewd pictures from her? NEVER on my feed anymore. The implications are terrifying to me. "Cleaning out my following list (mutuals are safe, don't worry) and there are SO. MANY. SMUT. ACCOUNTS. here. And like, that's not bad! But the problem is I never see their tweets. I'm worried Twitter has been slowly filtering out porn." You know you're online too much when you dream about someone you admire following you back on Twitter "@Calliethulhu It's a divisive movie, so the reviews are split down the middle. Makes sense to me :P" @narylis My brain won't let it be low stakes is the part where I'm weird about it. Sorry I'm so weird about Star Wars lol @ConfusedSwitch Then I'll just THINK otherwise really loudly :P "@Transalicevania That's more relevant, then. You're fine. I'm sorry 💕" @narylis @Calliethulhu You're fine. My needs regarding discussions on this topic are weird. I get too invested and then I can't stop arguing and I just hurt people (including myself). I don't expect anyone to know that without me saying it. @lilgirlsteffi GOOD STUFFIE SPREAD @viragoergosum Yeah that's my more canon-friendly workaround too :3 @FakeEstrusFlask That's slightly refreshing to hear. Were it not for union laws you KNOW they wouldn't have gotten paid. @sapphixy @Shoggoth_Lord Spiro didn't have as dramatic a change in me compared to most transfemmes ironically enough @Qchan05 @ExistentialEnso HELL YEAH 87 CLUB 😎 https://t.co/3o4iLLWjxg @msmaddiecakes Correct! :D @JuniperTheSloth @DeciusNero I don't think it's been confirmed for Rey but I thought it was elsewhere in the canon? @GellmanRebecca https://t.co/vTy6QkQZMF "@Transalicevania That's wonderful news, but please don't make a habit of @'ing me just to chat. Too many people already do that and it makes me anxious." "@ConfusedSwitch I'm always confused when people talk about the prequels in like, a recap/overview sense. The story itself seen as a whole is fine, the problem is they're bad films that are really hard to watch or take seriously. It's a foundational problem before the story is even dealt with." @narylis @Calliethulhu Please never tag me in negative stuff about Star Wars movies I love. I try to avoid it because it just gives me anxiety. Thank you. This moment right here? This reaction? This is why I'm sick of the memes joking about this moment in the show. It waters down the horror. Remember when you first experienced this? ┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃ gonna get fucked in my new vag ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━ @emuchaton upset I wasn't already following this cutie D:< Kathryn can have a little pussy @RebelGirl1323 Oh that sounds cool "@RebelGirl1323 Haven't heard of it, no" """Disney didn't have enough costumes"" Someone in charge fucked up then because I happen to know Disney could buy as many costumes as needed. Are their rush order Stormtrooper costumes? There are now with billions of dollars available This was calculated Because of course it was" "Oh and by the way? If I was offered the opportunity to be in a Star Wars without pay, even in a Stormtrooper costume, I'd take it too. Because I'm weak and Star Wars is a huge weaknesses for me. Capitalism is a disease." Like I have no doubt half of these people might even refuse a paycheck if offered. Still free labor for one of the biggest corporations in the world. @emuchaton what's wanting to top feel like i've always wondered "Oh nice, free labor for Disney." @licoricetick @ChaKatKimber Really hope none of my girlfriends get suspended lol >.> @msmaddiecakes I hope you feel better soon 💕 @RipleyStorm Without a doubt. @licoricetick @ChaKatKimber WAIT REALLY Omg how did I not know that??? lol @Notactuallysmol https://t.co/ftfLpN2SpU "Like fuck even the composition of this photo is just so good. Her dress and pose contrast beautifully with the rest of the scene. Her hair draws your eyes to hers, her pose is commanding yet relaxed. I want to write a paper on this." @Uber_Anne My interest in dudes is growing too but weirdly it's a post-surgery thing??? Sexuality is so weird "@SeanWithersDraw Don't worry, I have no idea how my force fem fetish works either :V" @YourBoswell Hot and cute! @lumpen_rose Same! I went from no musk fetish to a huge one lol @YourBoswell I meant like weird stuff that probably WASN'T caused by HRT :P That is ABSOLUTELY a T thing lol @msmaddiecakes I think you're cool. That kind of talk isn't healthy :/ Oh and my less NSFW answer: My taste in soda switched to entirely citrus flavors and I no longer like Dr. P*pp*r "What's your weirdest ""Obviously HRT didn't actually cause this but also the timing is so perfect I sometimes wonder"" change? Me? Pee fetish." "@licoricetick Mutuals are safe like I said, but what's your main?" @Notactuallysmol It's just a girl being a good friend and cooling you off! Gals being pals But seriously whoever she is she's incredible regardless of my disaster gay tendencies. "Never thought I'd think the phrase ""Goddess why isn't my face a cop car"" but here we are." @Notactuallysmol KINDA HUGE SAME "I'm sorry my soul wasn't prepared for a transfemme this beautiful, this powerful, and peeing." @ButtGoblin666 OMG SHE IS also she's cute I should clean out my following list. Mutuals are safe as always but I'm missing stuff from close friends of mine :/ @ButtGoblin666 I mean there's nothing quite like it @ButtGoblin666 wait what 👀 @FrigidElfChild stay up forever! >:D @PhyrexianThot And mere mortals like us don't stand a chance either 😍😍😍 @SeanWithersDraw omg the way I get horny now is soooooo much better for me lol even pre-surgery it was better hrt is fucking magic I also just ADORE the scene where Rey pulls Luke's saber with the force in TFA. Made me cry in the theaters. Pre-HRT. But I had a quote thing going in the above tweet so I cheated a bit lol "@YourBoswell It really is, wow 😍" "Didn't realize these things were so, um, reactive 😳💕" Saw some REALLY hot smut of the drawn variety on my feed and my clit jumped a bit and tingled. That's uhhhhh new and extremely awesome omg @NaiveNotices @rozietoez untag me please @dirtydee_racoon https://t.co/67r6Z5o9O5 @dirtydee_racoon omg you like your tiddies sucked too??? me too!!!! @dirtydee_racoon GOSH we need to hang out sometime~ @dirtydee_racoon oh gosh are these the things you were talking about me sucking? :D @dirtydee_racoon shame this is just a picture and not my actual view rn @KayleeSmerbeck Yep! Imo the most Sith can do is preserve their bodies unnaturally. So they both equally have their own ways of living longer than most people. "@DeciusNero I recall hearing the idea was that Sith overcooked their crystals so any color of kyber crystal ended up red. I liked that explanation. As for Jedi? Whatever color crystal you can find, blue is the most common. It was simple and far less silly." """Just you reconsider playing that message"" he tells R2 after Luke leaves in the beginning of ANH. So he's capable of keeping secrets, even from his masters. He could keep the events of the prequels to himself if he was ordered to." "I know, his memory was wiped. I just love the framing of it: Episode IV: ""I'm only an interpreter, and not very good at telling stories."" By RotJ he's literally telling the Ewoks their story. And by the end of the saga? He shares it all with us." "More headcanon that goes against established canon: I REALLY REALLY REALLY like the idea of the literal person who says, ""A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"" (not that we need a literal person for that, but bear with me) being C-3PO." "@junebyot I don't remember, but you're cute as fuck, so possibly!" @OzmaRacc Oh good because I am too~ (I DON'T THINK SO NO OMG) @OzmaRacc Oh wait maybe I got one: Because you're gay~? :3 "@OzmaRacc I don't have a clever flirty answer for that, but that makes my fucking EVENING to hear, thank you, gosh 💕" "@TopherTBrennan You might be right, but I also think in that case he was overthinking it. Like if the concern is ""Why is Order 66 even a problem if they're all gonna become ghosts?"" I think the answer is in the name: Ghosts can't do much, and who knows what the afterlife is like." @OzmaRacc Mmmm can't wait for you to show me! :3 @GirlDickEnergy GODDESS you're cute 💕 @OzmaRacc That and your smoochable face! Also the tweet after the one you're replying to applies too 😘 "@YourBoswell I loved it as a kid, it's very nostalgic for me, and there are elements I still love, but it's my second least favorite SW movie lol. On the subject of Sebulba tho, Dugs are one of my favorite SW races and I even played one in the SW RPG for a while." "My headcanon: ALL light side users CAN, if they want, coalesce into a force ghost after death. Not all of them do, not all of them want to, not every event requires their presence, but they can all do it. Done." "To clarify in other media that I'm pretty sure weren't the movies, Mace is supposed to be like, an edgy Jedi? Not entirely light side? And now that lightsaber colors are actually dictated by your relationship to the force (god, FUCK that too), his blade color indicates that." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers I'm mentioning this because I'm watching a video where they're wondering how the fuck Mace Windu was able to speak to Rey among all the other Jedi, and like, - That's not a force ghost, but even still, - See above thread" "The explanation they retconned feels like Lucas thought that the minute audiences saw Obi-Wan as a force ghost, everyone went ""WHAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WTF WTF???"" Whereas in reality I'm pretty sure NO ONE reacted that way." "One of my least favorite canon explanations of Star Wars things is that becoming a force ghost is a new thing that Qui Gon basically invented and that only some Jedi will ever accomplish it. As a kid, force ghosts to me seemed like just... what Jedi do when they die." @Bieeanshee @Anomulus0 Wait now I'm remembering I've seen you post a picture exactly once and you're extremely cute "@ExistentialEnso I'm sad about the canceling of the spin-off movies too. I LIKED Solo! I was ready for a world where Star Wars was as prevalent as Marvel movies. After 15 years of a world where Star Wars sucked, we finally have good Star Wars and it's seemingly never enough for most folks :/" @ExistentialEnso I love the sequel trilogy too. It's what I've wanted as a fan for like 2/3rds of my life. It kinda breaks my heart that so many people hate these movies for what feels to me like ridiculous reasons. Like I needed to try it. I love Star Wars more than breathing. Just afraid I'll regret it due to Discourse exposure. I've got a bad feeling about this https://t.co/5nvTEraHey "@sapphixy @ExistentialEnso Still a 10-year-old at heart, so that's fair 💕" "@cindycd2010 I just like appreciate continuity fixes like that. But while I love the SE music at the end of RotJ WAY MORE than that Yub Yub shit, I'm of the opinion that none of the changes should've been made." @cindycd2010 Oh! And the updated Emperor face in the 2007 DVD release in ESB. "@cindycd2010 The only special edition changes I like are the updated music/scenes at the end of RotJ, and the updated Anakin ghost face." "@cindycd2010 Big disagree. Literally 100% of the information they give the audience was already given by Greedo's scene (that's WHY they shot it, because the Jabba scene wasn't cutting it)." @Natsukochyan OMG those are original Psyduck and Charizard stuffies! I used to have those! Hopefully still do lol @Natsukochyan NICE PLUSHIE SHELF @Bieeanshee Still followed you back tho :P "@cindycd2010 I own digital copies of the fan-made Despecialized editions and it's all I ever watch now :P Even insisted on showing those instead of the special editions when the college I worked at wanted to do a screening of the OT right before TFA came out, lol." @Bieeanshee @NatalieTheCapn That too @cindycd2010 Yep! It was re-released in 1980 and rebranded as A New Hope as well as given the episode number IV "Really glad that despite Episode I turning 20 this year, few people seemed to care. A decade ago they tried to get us to watch it AGAIN in theaters in *3D*. Can you imagine? ... I mean, of COURSE I went to go see it, but it was RIDICULOUS. >.>" @norintha NICE "@ExistentialEnso I am indeed! I'm a 1987 baby. At this point we're basically the exact same age, lol" The 90's were a weird time for Star Wars but at least in 1997 millennials got to see what was at the time all 3 of the movies in theaters and became instant fans like the Gen Xers before us. "I was 12 when Episode I came out and 18 when Episode III came out so I've never known for sure if that made me a prequel kid? I was more a prequel teenager, meaning much more cynical. However I WAS a Special Edition kid. Saw those in theaters and owned the letterbox VHS tapes." "Seriously my immediate first thought reading that was ""I you think you peaked with happiness in your childhood, you should probably transition"" lol" "I thought that for a while, and then I transitioned and life got better than I ever could have possibly imagined." @squidlarkin I wanna do porn for the same reasons actually @PrissyOrcGF Omg fuck this asshole so hard wtf "@viragoergosum Not tonight, sorry 💕" "@The_Beebles OMG THAT'S SO COOL I'm pretty shit at those games so maybe a site where players sell their winnings would be better for me, lol. I guess that's just eBay?" @The_Beebles Ooooooh is it a crane game you play on your phone and then they send you the winnings? @The_Beebles Twitter is telling me you're replying to a third person in this conversation but it says the tweet is unavailable & no one else is listed in the @'s (usually even if they're on private or blocked me I can see an @) So I need the first half of the reply to me asking about sites? "Btw, not to make it sound like all your problems will be solved if you transition (FAR from it), but I came out as trans in August 2016, and that's absolutely where my life turned around. For me, dysphoria was slowly killing me. Transitioning made so much possible for me." "@The_Beebles I'm sorry, ONLINE prize claw SITES???" @The_Beebles OMG I LOVE YOUR GIANT PORYGON!!! :D "As much as I felt the first half of the decade I wasn't going anywhere in life, the second half I accomplished so, so much. I'm proud of myself, dammit. I was a different human ten years ago, and I've become more whole as a person. Can't wait to see what the next decade brings" "Personal accomplishments this decade: - Moved out of my mom's place - Came out as trans - Came out as polyam, kinky, lesbian - Found several soul mates to share my life with - Helped start a trans commune - Turned my girldick into a girlvagina" @The_Beebles My internet is taking forever to load these pics and I honestly can't wait "@heynetters (She's in Rebels a fair amount, which is the series that takes place between Episodes III & IV)" "@heynetters Yes she did, as did a fair number of other Jedi, lol. Order 66 wasn't as complete as some made it sound." @Calliethulhu ummmmm gosh 💦 @Qchan05 YESSSSS 100% STUFFIE TIIIIIIIIME https://t.co/fNcwzwoGcb Just confirmed with a new friend that we're definitely gonna see each other at DenFur 2020 so now I can't not go now! Gonna make it happen next year for SURE. :D "@SJWMEGATRON I think the message of the sequel trilogy is greatly diminished if any Jedi still survive, BUT Ahsoka isn't a Jedi anymore, soooooo..." @AileenMacmartin @ExistentialEnso Can you guess what my favorite evolutionary line in Pokemon is? lol "@MaiaFranklyn It was the perfect gift, truly. Like I'm sure I could order my own Moomin stuff, but as far as brick and mortar stores, Moomin doesn't exist here, so it was a UK buddy giving me a taste of Europe in stuffie form (aka my favorite form) which just made me feel very loved 💕💕💕" @sarahXelizvbeth WHAT I I NEED @sarahXelizvbeth oh no there's EXCLUSIVE ones??? Now I want them even more!! D: @enbyChloe Very slowly @MaiaFranklyn thank you what would i do without you @sarahXelizvbeth THEY MAKE SO MANY MORE COLORS NOW I WANT THEM AAAAAALL OMG @Autistic_Ace I LOVE Squishables but their price is STEEP. Like obviously I've already bought a ton but $50 is soooooo much. Even $40 would feel way better. "@MaiaFranklyn Is Moomin like Yoshi or Pikachu? Like it's the name of the species but also the name of like, the ""main"" one? What pronouns do I use for my new stuffie?" "@MaiaFranklyn I really, really, really can't wait for the new place because A), most of these displays are kind of a mess and need to be redone and B) I want to reorganize! At the very least put all the dinosaurs in one place. Make my OCD feel very nice :3" "@sarahXelizvbeth I LOVE the Croconana line. There's actually one of the giant ones in the first picture of this thread, but she's a bit buried atm >.>" (This addition inspired by @MaiaFranklyn liking the previous tweets and me wanting to show them where Moomin is living atm) (It's like an I Spy! See if you can find them lol) NEVER ENOUGH STUFFIES https://t.co/3P0F4kA7cd "@ilnyarienici_ Not enough room for 3 queers and a ton of huge stuffies, but there ARE some on my bed, yes. I just have to be careful because any stuffie that ends up on the floor will be attacked by kitties." Can't wait to see what my setup in the new house will be! Definitely running out of room here >.> The only stuffie problem I have is not enough stuffies https://t.co/CDkMXepuXi @PrissyOrcGF Morgan your lips are Too Powerful "@PrissyOrcGF um, gosh 😳💕" "@CaseyExplosion In the commentary for that episode when they describe that Old Kid was inspired by one of the security guards at Nickelodeon Studios, one of the examples of what that friendly guy might say is ""It's Tuesday today!"" and my brother & I now just say that as if we're quoting Old Kid." This thread is a JOURNEY omg @michaelalynn_ I go to my local piercing shop and have them do it for me 💕 @blaze_casual YUP @PersephoneHime @Kate_Bunni gosh 💕💕💕 @bunnarchist OMG GOALS @PersephoneHime @Kate_Bunni ...yeah >/////< @PersephoneHime @Kate_Bunni ... yes >/////> "Hey guess what the only difference between a rewind feature and playing the original cartridges is time. That's it, just time. The skill is still the same regardless. Doesn't matter how much time you wasted getting there." @TransgurlTSB Hell yeah! @Kate_Bunni @PersephoneHime THIS IS BULLYING >/////> "I love how he's all ""You did not by any stretch of the imagination beat the goddamn game"" sounding really pretty frustrated/pissed about it but then tries to walk it back (without actually changing his stance) when people rightfully yell at him for it." I've kinda always found Mike insufferable and he's a big part of the reason I drifted away from watching James Rolfe's stuff. @PersephoneHime i mean i'm pretty good at pretendin to be big >.> @ialika_lifina YES @MizukiGoesWoof HUGE SAME THO LET'S TAKE A SLIMY SEXY GLUE BATH TOGETHER @LittleLavvy RIGHT?????? "@IsabellaFelipeO Crust is normal in my experience, but it sounds like you probably had too much" @ChaKatKimber RIGHT???? "Also once I'm done stretching (assuming that ever happens lol) and can just put jewelry in my ears more for show, I know the first set I wanna buy :3 https://t.co/JMSLmynxQm" @RiotGrrrlJemma Gotta stretch that one too :P @CateSpice Nonsense! The Jedi would surely be called L'Uckee Just realized I got my ears pierced a year ago this month! And now my piercing is 8mm wide! Way bigger to go from here :3 https://t.co/Q9LgmhtZzz @PersephoneHime IM BIG KINDA!!! D:< @msmaddiecakes You seem cool tho 💕 "@Gendervoid_Punk That was my intent, yeah" @CateSpice I seriously can't wait x.x "@Anomulus0 I'm not into anal myself, but there's no way in hell this procedure would make anal impossible indefinitely. But yes, they said to avoid anal as well for at least 3 months." @NewGenderWhoDis Oh my god D: Worth it at least "@SJWMEGATRON I didn't know that, just knew her voice is heard when Rey asks for the a Jedi to be with her" I think I kin this glue https://t.co/nLXLtNN2Gn "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] She's only a little but older than Han, dammit! But seriously I get why she's gone. It's way more thematically consistent to have every Force user gone by the time Rey has her arc. Still grumpy about it tho D:<" [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Honestly the greatest crime this movie committed was heavily implying that Ahsoka is dead D:< "Nice to know that the small separation on my perineum is totally fine & will heal on its own, but can it please heal faster than I'm worried it will? It makes dilation a tiny bit more painful and if the healing takes too long it might set back things like being cleared for sex :/" @NewGenderWhoDis You face looks so much different though! That's so cool! When will you be able too eat solids again? The main reasons I don't scratch an itch I feel on my vag until further notice: - Don't want to complicate the healing - It doesn't help! Shit's still way too numb Very frustrating x.x "@LeafTilde Yeah she might be trained in the ways of the Jedi, but if people think she's just going to make the same mistake Luke did and try to bring the Jedi back, I question whether they watched the same trilogy that I did, lol." "Had a dream last night that I remember nothing about except for a moment where I said ""My dick is GONE! :D"" So yeah, dream brain is caught up, that's rad." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] ""That boy was our last hope"" ""No... there is another"" Yoda was right. The original trilogy just left it at ""Leia's a Skywalker"" but 30+ years later she played an integral role in helping Ben, who then helped Rey bring balance to the Force." "@cindycd2010 The Last Jedi is the greatest Star Wars movie ever made in my opinion, but I also feel that for the movies to build on TLJ in the way people were expecting, it would make for a weaker end to the trilogy of trilogies so I'm glad Abrams gave us the ending." "And I can't give you my acceptance of this movie no matter how many times I explain it of course, but like... I dunno, it just feels like people were expecting the Skywalker Saga to be something it never was. But again, luckily for ALL of us Johnson has his own trilogy coming." [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] The way it was presented just... worked for me. I enjoy Abrams' portrayal of Star Wars. It feels like Star Wars to me. In my opinion he's very good at what he does for this franchise. So I was laughing WITH the movie and not AT it in that moment. "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Like five minutes into RoS when hundreds of Star Destroyers rise out of the ground(???) I had a moment where I thought ""This is RIDICULOUS"" and had the scene been merely described to me I'd add ""And not in a good way."" BUT..." @AutomatonKitten The biggest tragedy of the prequels is the setting is SO COOL but the movies themselves... aren't. That's why I'm hoping we get some Old Republic movies. "@mode_view Yep! And just because sometimes I want McDonald's doesn't mean I'm equally cool with eating out of the garbage (ie the prequels), lol" "And you might say, ""Omg all you want is PASSABLE?"" And... yeah kinda? I mean I want my Star Wars movies competently made, really fun, and to feel like Star Wars. I don't even mind actual plot holes as long as the feeling of the movie flows and keeps me hooked. I want pulp." "@itsviviactually I love Snapdragon so much so I'm happy to see that too! I have yet to see Apeface in my area, but hopefully soon :3" "And btw, I strongly feel the prequels' biggest issue was they don't really work as films on a fundamental level. If structurally they were just passingly competent, I would've been making the space wizards/laser swords defense of them too for all those years." "Star Wars is still, ultimately, pulp. Two episodes pushed what the franchise was capable of asking and doing, and that's awesome, but the rest of the franchise and the soul of the series itself is pulp. Luckily Rian Johnson is getting his own trilogy, eh?" "I know the whole ""Just relax and enjoy the movie about space wizards with laser swords"" argument was overused in defense of the prequels, but just because a point was overused by some people doesn't make it any less valid." @DVanillannie SPARE ME THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE "@cindycd2010 Well, the Saga began with a trade dispute :P But the Skywalker lineage began on that planet and in short order even ended up at the Lars homestead (Shmi). It's an extremely important planet even taking into consideration the prequels." Hell yeah Quintesson!!! "@Trans_Astral Cool, then she won't mind the lightsaber she also rejected being left there. Also she seemed pretty happy and content in force ghost form." "Tatooine is where the Skywalker lineage began, and it's where it is buried. The whole saga rhymes, that's been a core thing since the beginning." @Trans_Astral Why? It's an important planet to the Skywalker lineage. Like I can't even believe some of my these complaints. Did any Star Wars fans watch this movie? Leia's planet was destroyed in a movie called Star Wars that came out 42 years ago. @Jasonyboi That's awesome! :O "@msmaddiecakes You weren't the only one I was talking about. I didn't need you to do anything, it's okay. You're still more than welcome to follow me, okay? 💕" "@sextoyspolitics This is kinda blowing my mind Also I love ""nipple braille""" @blaze_casual Futch you say 👀👀👀💦 @ConfusedSwitch RIGHT??? She's an inch taller than me! 😍 @blaze_casual @TheNDqueerelf lil googly eyes likes to talk a lot @mommpy WOULDN'T SHE THOUGH??? THAT WAS MY THOUGHT TOO @TheNDqueerelf Yeah in my mind the Xenomorph looks exactly the same. Way funnier that way. And yes it's a musical Alien Sigourney Weaver @lagos_fred I mean I'm 32 but I'm sure that sounds young to you? I do not mind at ALL being confused for being even younger honestly lol @sextoyspolitics @Cpp37 Thank you so much but remember to untag me please if the conversation keeps going 💕 Honestly the idea of taking the genius who created the greatest Dark Middle Chapter the franchise has ever seen off of the project that needs to end on a high note while closing a trilogy of trilogies and giving him his own trilogy where he can do whatever he wants was a good one "@lumpen_rose Also I love RotJ too but it exists as an ending to the trilogy, not an expansion of ESB. And that annoyed a ton of people." @lumpen_rose People warmed up to it after the prequels showed us how bad things could get. Episode I and the prequels made it easy to forget but once upon a time RotJ was the most despised Star Wars film in part because ESB pushed what was possible in the franchise so far but then they needed to stick the landing for a 2 hour ending to a trilogy. Deja vu... I wasn't even alive in 1983 and I'm already sick of hearing the same complaints all over again about the newest ending to a Star Wars trilogy. @ExistentialEnso @polyheartmony In love Rey's theme. It's another one of my favorite tracks in the entire franchise. @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu Blobby must be mentioned at least once a quarter on here apparently "@MisfitFlannery Also more to the point: Yeah, trauma response" @MisfitFlannery But you're older and wiser now @MisfitFlannery Because he's a good boy! @NewGenderWhoDis I wasn't gonna say anything despite not loving when people reupload art but I appreciate the clarification a ton @NewGenderWhoDis YUP HUGE SAME "@RipleyStorm I mean I meant it as the first one. We both get that now? Speaking of things being lost in text, I'm a bit lost lol" @ExistentialEnso Unrelated to your point: The music playing at the celebration at the end of Episode I is one of my favorite Star Wars tracks of all time. @ExistentialEnso I call it the prequel problem & the only way I've seen that's possible to sidestep it is by inventing new characters and ideally a new scenario that just happened in the past and we never heard about. Rogue One goes with inventing new characters and it avoids most prequel issues "*False dichotomy of me NOT following you or you being cute, rather" "@persenche Yeah it gets really hard. There's a lot of cute friends I only see on here though, so I stay :/" @TheNDqueerelf @TrexPushups RIGHT???? Especially if I'm talking about following back when I think you're cute. Now you've created the false dichotomy of either me following or you being cute and suddenly I feel like I'm calling you not cute and I do not appreciate that kind of emotional manipulation. "@TwippingVanilla Yep, I've been told that a ton, but a significant part of me was worried it would heal in a way I hate. Not worried about that anymore." I can't believe I have to say this but this tweet was not an invitation for you to try guilting me into following you. @maritronic9k HUGE agree Hell I agree with this despite choosing to wait to watch until the season's over. @cindycd2010 There was too much to look at in that shot! That's so cool! @bi_gendian @Cpp37 Untag me please @fangirlscreamo GOOD TASTE "lol it'll never be me and I made peace with that years ago, but tapping into my parasocial fan girl mind is fun sometimes" omg omg omg Casey Explosion is no n longer capping her following count anyone could be her new mutual 👀 @Dr_Whomever Oh nice! Congrats! @Dr_Whomever It's day 25 for me unless you're talking about your surgery? @CaseyExplosion Hey same reason I gave up 999 lol. It's way less stressful this way imo. @SweetBeans99 Mallorie you're so damn cute omg 💕✨ @Transalicevania And Scrubs can be pretty bonkers lol "@Casssdreams Sometimes nothing, take the compliment cutie :P" @SaraMelodyZT Gosh you're cool. I'm seriously glad you replied. Thank you 💕 @RipleyStorm Omg excite! 💕 @Casssdreams Fine 😤 Cutie 💕 Scrubs is The Simpsons except sightly more realistic and has a bit more heart. And it takes place in a hospital. @Casssdreams But! But! You! "@SaraMelodyZT Nah, it's admirable imo!" "It's been brought to my attention that this is probably a bot, but I'm still laughing because it's an incredibly shitty bot. Who programmed this mess?" @RiotGrrrlJemma @morbidcuriousty I got u fam @RiotGrrrlJemma I'm willing to bet @zandravandra already knows :P Mistress got Scrubs on DVD and it's a favorite show of both of ours. I missed this show so much! I watched it CONSTANTLY when it was on Comedy Central. Glad we own it now 🥰 @RainaThrownAway I keep hearing that from so many people and it makes me so happy to hear. I'm so glad I'm helping 💕💕💕💕 @mode_view Even if they're a bot I can't help but laugh still. Because they're a really shitty bot. @Casssdreams Gosh! >////> 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Casssdreams Oh I definitely wanna smooch you yeah Can we all take a moment to laugh at this person correcting pronouns I didn't even say @sidhra I love her too tbh @A_J_Andrews I totally understand! I'm glad it helps! 💕💕💕 But also: OWWWWWWWW @RiotGrrrlJemma YES YOU 😘 @SaraMelodyZT Okay you have me beat but also: CUTE OMG @A_J_Andrews CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT PART TBH @a_alice_nsfw You should! You're really cute :3 @WhaleHorned I considered it I'm just not interested in the main thing they tweet about lol SERIOUSLY WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO TURN ALL MY CLIT NERVES ON AT ONCE I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER OW OW OWWWWW x.x "I can't recall her exact wording, but my doctor reminded me that my vag is like, secure. A small bit of the first layer of skin being a bit stubborn cannot in any way affect the overall structure at this point. Vaginas are pretty resilient. It rocks." "So the separation right below my vag really made me worry about something extremely silly: That the space between my vag and butthole might increase, which is something I was weirdly worried about before surgery? It occurs to me now that that really makes no sense lol" @loveydoveypup Both~ "I've actually wanted to get away with wearing PJs in public for a while now. Cis women can do it, why can't I? Small victory tonight 💕" @StebMcDreb @ConfusedSwitch WOW @Fastbak77 @Lookin4Serenity Fair enough lol "Or, well, over for me at least" Once I'm all healed up it's gonna be over for you heckers any time I talk about my clit on main 😤 Oooooof why does my clit need to be this sensitive tonight >.< @MizukiGoesWoof I CHERISH ALL MY CHILDRENS 😤💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf I'm slightly incredulous because you met me months ago 🤔🤔🤔 @Notactuallysmol https://t.co/FbVQn8Oqce "@viragoergosum Doing better now, yeah. Thank you 💕" @Chopin_42 @MapleReam GOSH >//////> "@Notactuallysmol who, me? >.>" @TrexPushups GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY @MapleReam Goshhhh >////> 💦 @TrexPushups GAAAAAAY @TrexPushups 😳😳😳💕 @blaze_casual omg yay! I'm gonna be only an hour and a half away when I'm all healed up~ 💕 @TrexPushups Could get gayer tho 🤔 @t3ablock3rs Well you're really cute and I wanna smooch your face! :3 @blaze_casual hey Alexa let's eat each other out~ @AnOkayPotato Like over a year ago at W*lmart I think? @__anybeth__ My memory is often shit but oh yeah u cute @OneLameShark Yay! @t3ablock3rs Aww thank you 💕 @TrexPushups Omg let's eat each other's pussies!!! 😍😍😍 @bunnarchist Oh of course you're on that list! @blaze_casual Yeah! Like you for instance~ 😘 ALSO LOOK WHO'S 60% OFF AND I JUST GOT PERMISSION TO TAKE HOME 💕💕💕💕🐊💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/WOO4BGz07w Healing from surgery sometimes means wearing pajamas in the grocery store 💕 https://t.co/Ez5hqFzzzl @Calliethulhu Literally more expensive than everyone's favorite Pokemon: Fifty Dollar Bill (Switch games are $60 over here) https://t.co/CVARzBeG3R @blaze_casual Wow gay~ "@t3ablock3rs Well I guess I'll just have to talk about your smoochable face later then, cutie~ 😘" @ConfusedSwitch gosh >/////> "@AJisValid no, dick :P" @RailiahV 😘😘😘 @TrexPushups I mean this definitely applies to you if that's what you're wondering :P @ConfusedSwitch AAAAAAALL over~? 😘 "@t3ablock3rs GOOD MAKES YOU CUTER, CUTIE" "@MisfitFlannery She followed me out of nowhere and I couldn't not share that tweet of hers. But uh, you're not wrong. People gotta learn it themselves." @ConfusedSwitch I wanna do both of these things with u plz @t3ablock3rs A mistake I quickly fixed! "(and suck your dick, let's be real)" If you follow me and your face is in your profile pic and I immediately follow back there's a 90% chance I wanna smooch. "I used to thirst follow back a LOT of transfemmes. I still do, but I used to too." "Interesting! The original explanation was that it was a data bank, but I like the idea of it containing money instead. Makes way more sense to me that someone is running with their funds while the Empire is raiding the place." @OneLameShark Okay! Might not be able to trade until tomorrow but definitely lemme know 💕 "@JenT0n1c I wasn't in stirrups, but at my first physical therapy appointment when the physical therapist showed me how to dilate the tiniest of farts snuck out and she started talking about how queefs are normal and I had to admit to my shame that no, it wasn't one of those >.>" @Calliethulhu Oh hey nice lol "@Calliethulhu (Saturday, I mean. Nearly midnight there?)" "@Calliethulhu OMG HELL YES THANK YOU Gotta get home first and it'll probably be late, so I'll probably DM you about it tomorrow. You're the best! 💕" @OneLameShark I mean I'll take the Pokemon themselves for sure. Just need Dracozolt and Arctozolt if you're really willing to part with them! I think my next big priority is either a Tart Apple or just a Flapple itself. You only get one version exclusive apple per save file I'm pretty sure so suddenly Flapple may as well be a legendary. Maybe I'll wait for Pokemon Home and start my own Sword file. "After grinding some watts and making some dude dig for fossils, all I need left is two Fossilized Birds as far as finishing my Galar fossil Pokemon 💕" "@RebeccaCuddles I mean this tweet was hours ago so I'm gonna assume it's expired, so to speak :P" @WhaleHorned .... no I I might be a gay disaster @CateSpice ...OOF 😬 "There was the cutest goddamn transfemme we passed on our way out of the women's clinic and like, the doctor's office isn't the time to flirt, but you're hot, cutie, okay???" @vissersixxx I'm gonna email my doctor tomorrow morning and ask but feel free to consult your mom if you want trans girls can have a little sum fuk @vissersixxx Nowhere in the directions on the sitz bath does it mention salt? Though the doctor said adding a small bit of soap is a good idea. Every time I visit the women's clinic at Denver Health I always see at least one other trans woman. That and everyone's kindness to me just makes me feel so unbelievably welcome 💕 Were it not for the distance I wish I could go here for all my medical needs honestly. Also: While trimming sutures one extra long one had worked its way up my butt which was hilariously embarrassing lol 🙃 Doctor isn't worried! The separation looks way better than it did last night. I gotta stay on top of those sitz baths and applying neosporin but everything should work out on its own. In the room waiting for doctor @sidhra ? Very anxious and scared even though I know it'll be okay. Appointment is any minute now. @sillygaymiria I still consider you a good friend even if we don't chat much 💕 "@geronimowtardis @YourBoswell I know, you already corrected me" @geronimowtardis @YourBoswell As a lesbian I appreciated her turning down Poe and liking Rey. @MetalPirateGurl Hopefully! We'll find out in a little over an hour or so Might not be going to the doctor for a very fun reason but at least I'm going to the gynecology department of the hospital to get my actual vagina looked at. Can't ignore the gender euphoria there. @TheCatMom Yep! Just gotta wait @RebeccaCuddles I feel this thread so hard. Thank you for being as little as you are. It's truly an inspiration for me 💕💕💕 "*inevitability, fuck :/" "Behold, my transition experience:" "@itsviviactually Dunno if it was debunked, I just had a feeling this tweet would blow up and I didn't want to deal either with people asking for a source or yelling at me that it was debunked." @polyheartmony It is and I love it!!! 😍😍😍 @geronimowtardis @YourBoswell I should turn my nerd card in @geronimowtardis @YourBoswell whoops lol @MaiaFranklyn It was wrapped beautifully so there 💕 @geronimowtardis @YourBoswell I agree! He was very obviously hitting on Jorii (who I personally think is a lesbian). @Qchan05 Thank you 😭💕💕💕 My mood going to the doctor today Moomin smells like the UK (I assume) 🥰 You should read by girlfriend's story!! @robogrrl @Calliethulhu jhggfdg @FrillyHyena Will do! @ThiccThighTera You got this! "We don't have Moomin in the states so I feel very spoiled by one of my best UK buddies ever 💕 All on a day where I'm really drained and worried about a surgery complication. Moomin will be getting LOTS of hugs, believe me." "Also came with this wonderful card with Krampus on the front drawn by them! The words inside were so hecking sweet but I dunno if it'd be right to share them here. You're such an amazing friend, @MaiaFranklyn. Love you so much, thank youuuuuu 💕💕💕 https://t.co/2pMB07R7D4" OMG @MaiaFranklyn'S CHRISTMAS GIFT ARRIVED AND IT'S MY VERY OWN MOOMIN!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH I COULDN'T STOP GIGGLING 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/sRg4yL7cw0 @caraesten Can never talk about gridlock again "@MrsStephinMerit Please stop, it's upsetting me every single time without fall. I understand you disliked the movie. Please stop." "@Calliethulhu I read ""tfw when you breed"" and was prepared for a much more fun tweet D:" So we often tell cis people about the courage and share among our trans siblings how inevitable it felt. But it really is both. In equal measure. Can't have one without the other. "Coming out as trans is both brave and an inevitably. There are a thousand little moments that take immense courage, and it makes us stronger each time. But then, looking back, you realize you barely had a choice in the matter. It was either be courageous or die." "@Kaelyrhn @SynTheGuardian Also ALSO, the movie was originally planned to premiere on TV. It was a somewhat last minute decision to attempt a theatrical release. In my mind, it's 100% a show. Which is fine, but that's not what my list is." "@Kaelyrhn @SynTheGuardian No I mean the plot of the movie was originally written as the first few episodes of the show. My list is a list of movies, so I don't feel bad not including it. Also from what I understand, Clone Wars takes a bit to get good. I don't feel compelled to watch the movie at all." "@Kate_Bunni It's not better than the OT or the sequel trilogy, but it's still very good" @Calliethulhu I can't read that but yes @MrsStephinMerit https://t.co/CgcFMEuYfx @FrillyHyena If you wouldn't mind parting with them I'd love to trade some junk Pokemon to get them! @FrillyHyena The only sweet you can find without using the Battle Cafes is a single Strawberry Sweet but I still need like 5 more of those lol I even went the extra mile and got both Polteageist! ... And now I'm realizing I should really get both Sinistea too but I need another Chipped Pot to make sure it's the right kind *brain starts planning again* "Just need a Tart Apple, two Fossilized Birds, a Fossilized Dino, a Fossilized Drake, and a *shitton* of sweets for the Alcremie collection (there's actually a second box of them I didn't have room to show lol). Oh and I need to find a way to obtain Zacian (for keeps)." Galar Living Pokedex progress! Nearly there! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/p38NqWYEQg "@blaze_casual You got this! Meanwhile the complication I'm being seen for is making me too scared to dilate x.x Only gonna miss a couple, I'll probably be fine, but it's just more anxiety for the anxiety pile." "@blaze_casual You're almost there, right?" @Mlle_Ani Oh heck yours does that too? Let's keep trying until babby is formed~ 😘 "This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/ABhQn9sROl" @LeafTilde Goddamn it now I wanna read that story @Respectful_Succ @trgrrl https://t.co/LsaJmV19r5 "hey baby let's become part of the crew, part of the ship~ 😘" "@vexwerewolf Yeah, that'll happen. Can't remember the last time I made a cis friend lol" @RebeccaCuddles yeah but at least I know the difference between pullups and a diaper :P @RebeccaCuddles omg what a baby :3c @Kaelyrhn Author of Ready Player One So yeah I'd really like it people eased up on the China excuse when we're talking about Disney's shortcomings in queer rep from now on. Already felt to me like it was giving them an excuse or directing the blame off of where it needs to be. Doubly so now. @LynxSwedish EXACTLY "@YourBoswell And you know the worst part? ALL it needed was a kiss. The rest of the movie still works (including Poe flirting with Jorii-- bisexual rep that confident would be SO good), just have them kiss during the hug! It's so mind boggling." "Good healing news for today: I had by far the most tingles, tickles, itches, and shocks in the vag from nerves waking up that I've ever had in one day!" [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] POE ASKS FINN TO BE HIS CO-GENERAL IT'S LIKE THE GAYEST SHIT AND NO KISS LIKE WTF @Esper_Lily https://t.co/YB48pSDguH @Esper_Lily https://t.co/glAONZDNzC A startling number of nights involve me staying up until I'm too exhausted to do anything but quickly pass out because I can't be alone with my thoughts for long before succumbing to either anxiety or depression or both. That's probably super healthy. This wasn't rhetorical I'm not sure what a reply girl is @tiptransformed I didn't lie I just failed I'm sorry D: "So does being a reply girl just mean being thirsty in people's mentions often because like," "Anyway I usually have a rule about never speaking passionately about the hotly debated Star Wars movies (so, TLJ and RoS mainly) but it's hard when there's a new one on everyone's mind, giving me ideas for stuff to say constantly." "(honestly some of the IDW Transformer comics might be something on the scale of ESB/TLJ but I've yet to read them all, so obviously I'm not getting involved with arguments over them)" I do the thing where I obsess over a thing just like I do with Transformers but Transformers has never had anything even a tenth of the scale of something like ESB or TLJ so the bar is way higher meaning the passion from fans is equally high. see she gets it https://t.co/OK8SJGTEZZ "Keyword is ""arguing."" I love talking about SW and sharing stuff with people who largely agree with me. I just can't stop if we're in opposition. Yes, it's selfish and immature of me to put the responsibility of the conversation ending on a high note entirely on you. Can't stop." @tiptransformed You're a good friend and I love you https://t.co/yom4pauNaA @tiptransformed And I'm aware of how it was originally planned @tiptransformed And it's still an incest kiss! It's just squicky and weird unless you account for it not being planned and then after the fact figure out ways to make it almost work if we wanna pretend it was planned. @tiptransformed I'm so fucking tired "@tiptransformed Kylo learned from his failure. I'm tired enough that I can't think of a failure Rey learned from, but like, there's some, right? Or is she actually a Mary Sue lol? And anyone can be a hero, even the granddaughter of the greatest villain ever, even a stormtrooper." @tiptransformed It was contradictory in a narrative and thematic sense unless we're saying Star Wars is pro incest. Even as a red herring attempt it's weirdly and unnecessarily squicky. "I don't actually get a huge amount of enjoyment from arguing about Star Wars but I find it near impossible to stop, so," @tiptransformed And every piece of it can be read both ways. Was Luke jokingly chiding Rey for throwing his lightsaber course correction from his attitude in TLJ? Or his character arc after talking with Yoda in TLJ? It's your point of view that determines that. That's up to you. @tiptransformed And that's why I'm overjoyed that Johnson is getting his own trilogy. @tiptransformed I understand how you saw it as a walk back but this franchise is famous for that. You really think of Luke and Leia were intended to be siblings from the beginning there would've been that kiss? But what we do is we create different perspectives to make it flow after the fact. "@Nemus_Umbrae I loved it for the summer of 2016 but I lost interest. It's not bad, I just don't like it." @tiptransformed Another thing to consider is Abrams loves Star Wars to the point of making Star Trek into it so it strikes me as odd of him to intentionally make a trilogy that doesn't flow. I think it flows if you just look at it a slightly different way. @tiptransformed More context for you: I was ready to be furious if they walked back the idea that Rey was from nowhere. We didn't get such different things from TLJ as you might think. I just also think it doesn't take much to view RoS as an expansion of TLJ's themes. @tiptransformed They escaped Palpatine and became nobodies from nowhere. And that's where Rey truly comes from. And you're just saying that Kylo has a history of having incomplete or false info. Another piece of false info? Rey's power coming from Palpatine. @tiptransformed I really disliked the TLJ on the first viewing. Then I devoured as many takes from folks who liked it as I could and watched it again. Second time? It became my favorite SW movie of all time. Think of me doing all this as helping you hopefully doing the same with RoS. "@tiptransformed Of course we're still friends! This is just what happens when I break my ""Never argue about Star Wars on Twitter"" rule. I'm really stubborn about this shit. It's kind of indefensible but I can't stop if I get started." "@tiptransformed ""Your parents were dirt farmers who sold you for drinking money""" "@tiptransformed Yeah I'm really good at that after spending a decade doing that with the prequels. Also known as ""being a Star Wars fan."" Not trying to say you're not one, but just trying to illustrate that to me this is just what one does in this fandom." "@sarahlicity You're making the same mistake you think I am by assuming I'm arguing the Jedi are completely blameless, infallible good guys." @tiptransformed Kylo isn't a reliable source of information? He's still the bad guy until later. "@tiptransformed It's at this point I wonder if you just want to dislike the movie? Because enough of these details can be read both ways, so it's really up to you at this point." "@tiptransformed I argue, once again, that her parents not being force sensitive is supposed to be our clue that her power isn't coming from Palpatine." "@tiptransformed Yes, that's a thematic way you're supposed to assume she's not going to teach people in the Jedi ways. If Skywalkers are known for one thing, it's very often (though not always) going against what the Jedi say." "@tiptransformed It's not explicitly given? The evidence points against that (again, what about her parents and if her lineage was solely Palpatine, she'd be a Sith now), but it used as a red herring through the movie." @tiptransformed I was talking about RoS because you were? @tiptransformed Yes I'm sure she'll make the exact same mistake Luke did. I'm sure that's first on her to do list. "@tiptransformed Beside the point? Upturning the dogma of the past is beside the point of TLJ? Did we watch the same movie? Rey's power not coming from Palpatine is the very definition of separating lineage from power. No one in the Skywalker legacy brought balance to the force, not even Ben." "@tiptransformed Literally all the Jedi are dead, as is the lineage of their supposed savior. The old ways have been buried. Literally." "@tiptransformed No, the entire movie was centered around Rey's growing power and worrying it came from her lineage. Luckily, we know it didn't, otherwise she'd be the new Empress now." @tiptransformed Another way to look at it: Both the Sith and the Jedi would agree it's possible that a true nobody could defeat Palatine. If her midichlorian count were high enough or whatever. But Palpatine's descendant defeating him? Both the Sith and the Jedi would've bet against that. "@tiptransformed But her parents DID become no one. We've never heard of them. And they weren't dark side users or implied to be powerful in the Force. Why would Palpatine's power skip a generation? Because Rey doesn't get her power from him. As you just said, lineage doesn't matter." "@maegodhavemercy I got bored two episodes in, but because of that I can't fairly have an opinion." "@tiptransformed Anyone can be a hero, even someone destined to continue the work of the greatest villain the galaxy has ever known. That's an even stronger portrayal of the same message TLJ had." @sarahlicity I don't make it a habit to empathize with fascists. @maegodhavemercy I completely agree! As a Star Trek movie it kinda sucks. A lot. That's why it pains me to see the franchise still chasing that Abrams feeling. You know Endgame was at least as fanservicey and light on things to say as RoS was but I don't remember any memes joking about how Marvel movies need to be cancelled. @sarahlicity Anakin was not morally justified in killing Windu. "@sarahlicity And then Palpatine had him murder children. Palpatine is still the villain, Anakin still joined forces with him for selfish reasons." "@SiobhanFTB As a gay woman: Can confirm, you're extremely cute 💕" "@EllieODaire @JJGYET @sqwrrkpon I know you're joking, but I think RoS tries very hard to show the audience definitely ""No, this time it's real"" Last time he died like Maul did and he survived just like Maul did. This time he was atomized." @JJGYET @sqwrrkpon A new trilogy can rhyme with itself though? There's really no way to even continue the Skywalker Saga (they're all extremely dead) without jumping the shark so incredibly hard as to ruin the remaining good will the franchise has and for literally no benefit. @MisfitFlannery This might surprise you but Mood "@JJGYET @sqwrrkpon What will be forced? Like I said they can still have movies after RoS, even starring the same characters, they just have to not sell it as a continuation of the Skywalker Saga. It's the easiest gimme ever. They get their cake and eat it too." @JJGYET @sqwrrkpon There might be movies that happen that take place after RoS but it won't feel like or be sold as a continuation of the Skywalker Saga. "@JJGYET @sqwrrkpon Palatine and the Skywalker lineage bookend the entire franchise. RoS in a way explains why the sequel trilogy exists, but they're not gonna be able to do that again if for no other reason than diminishing returns." "@SynTheGuardian Haven't watched it all yet. Also it's not a movie. Even the movie was the first few episodes of the cartoon, as I understand it." "@JJGYET @sqwrrkpon Rian Johnson's trilogy won't be the same. The Skywalker saga had to end in a certain way, but now the sky's the limit." They hated Kat because she told them the truth 1. The Last Jedi 2. The Empire Strikes Back 3. The Rise of Skywalker 4. Return of the Jedi 5. The Force Awakens 6. A New Hope 7. Rogue One 8. Solo 9. Revenge of the Sith 10. The Phantom Menace 11. Attack of the Clones @cuddlejoy I cried for like the last 30 minutes of TROS lol "For the few years between Star Trek 2009's release and TFA's release, I would say Star Trek 09 was the greatest Star Wars movie since Jedi and I wasn't kidding. I just need it to be fun, competently made, and feel like Star Wars." "@cuddlejoy Solo is mostly disliked by critics and fans alike. Obviously their are exceptions, but I've seen tons of people but it at equal footing or worse than the prequels. I personally don't get the hate." @sarahlicity Palpatine orchestrated the blockade that directly led to his election. He was making a mockery of the legal system. And as for morally? Anakin could sense his relationship to the dark side as much as Windu at that fateful moment. But he wanted to save Padme. "An important thing you should know about me is despite spending a third of my life hating what the franchise was putting out, what I need and want from Star Wars is actually not much in the grand scheme of things. I liked *Solo* Of *course* I loved Rise of Skywalker" "@Doc_Wolverine Reminds me of the Dimitri Martin bit where he says he isn't sure if the plural of dildo is spelled dildos or dildoes but that dildoes just makes him think ""dil does""" @RailiahV @IEatAccordions Awwww thank you cutie 💕 "@SportIsARight @DatTransChick True, but it's still ironic that the piece looks way more intentional than it is." @AliceAvizandum wait is that what a reply girl is oh oh no @yung_marv_ https://t.co/z3GethPYyl "@RailiahV @IEatAccordions Well if your profile pic is anything to go by, I don't think you look like a potato! And I'm honored to be your first follower 💕" @TheCatMom It shows @JJGYET IMO both too many Sith and two few cause their own kind of imbalance on the Force. And to clarify I'm not conflating Sith with dark side here. I believe there's a place for the dark side that the films haven't really explored. "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] I think the text of the films paints the Jedi as mostly right, and the Sith as mostly wrong. Like if you had to pick one extreme, the galaxy can survive and the Force can thrive for a long time under Jedi rule. But it's still not ideal." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] And you might say ""Well no shit!"" but I've always personally felt that the Sith way of life inherently caused imbalance. They use the Force selfishly, and for generations they kept their numbers to only two despite the thousands of Jedi." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] I'm going back and forth in my mind as to whether or not the Force wanted the Jedi gone, or simply just wanted the dogma gone, and could work with their near extinction. Killing the Jedi might have itself been a big part of the initial imbalance." [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Or in other words: *Plinkett voice* Palatine's behind it all! "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Basically, Palpatine tried to bend the Force to his will and the Force responded by not just destroying him with his own progeny, but having her be the living embodiment of balance itself. That's how much of a reboot he caused with his hubris." [cw rise of skywalker] One thing I want to add that I couldn't find a good place for above is I think the reason the story didn't end with RotJ is just as much because Luke tried to bring the Jedi back as the Emperor surviving. That wasn't the balance the galaxy needed. [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Seen at a distance one way to view the overall saga was the rebirth of the Force itself. No longer is it fought over by two warring extremes. The Force is for everyone. Anyone can be a Skywalker. Balance has come. "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Rey is a new chapter. The wisdom of the Jedi without the dogma, and the power of the Sith without the desire for complete domination. And as the Skywalker blood's destiny was finally fulfilled, Ben's soul was redeemed as well." [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] The balance the universe needed was the eradication of both the Sith and the Jedi. Vader helped destroy the Jedi Luke helped Vader set back the Emperor by decades and eventually sacrificed himself to help Rey Ben helped guide Rey to her destiny "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Been thinking a lot about the original prophecy too, and how right or wrong it ultimately was. The Skywalker lineage for 3 generations did indeed bring balance to the Force, from a certain point of view." [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] I dunno I guess I just love the very overt implication that Palpatine exerting his will on the Force is what ultimately doomed him. He caused such a massive imbalance the only possible outcome was his utter decimation by his own hubris. My appointment isn't until 3pm tomorrow and I don't know how I'm gonna have the spoons to wait that long @jacquelinefilm RIGHT??? @glitchedheart Cousins where one gawks at the other when he's shirtless? @IEatAccordions also me "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Really recontextualizes a lot of scenes in TLJ as just ""moments from the ship of sapphics"" between D'Acy, Holdo and Leia all but flirting with Holdo." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Yeah googling the character's name (Commander D'Acy, I had to look it up) just gets a bunch of results talking about her kiss. It's totally her! I feel like that's bigger than people are acting." [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Also people are acting like the sapphic kiss was between two background characters but unless I'm mistaken one of them was a fairly significant side character in TLJ with multiple lines and at least one closeup. This was just revealing her lover. "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] I wasn't even that huge of a FinnPoe shipper and even I thought the lack of a kiss at the end was really, really obvious. They're extremely gay for each other in TROS. Then at the end there's the perfect moment for a kiss and yet," @PrissyOrcGF lube them horns! "I seem to recall a screenshot from a forum that he used to post in that confirms he has a big intelligent women fetish and assuming that's also him, it'd be in his wheelhouse to commission art like that." "As many have said, this is just reverse b*mboification art, but the rumor for a while was that none other than Ernest Cline commissioned it." "@IllCaesarer Correct. Because the sequel trilogy has taken great pains to tell us astral projecting takes a TON of power and will kill most who attempt it (said by Kylo, later confirmed by Luke)." @Serpentsaurus I feel like avoiding missing has more to do with perfect hyperspace manipulation rather than number of targets in an area. "@Serpentsaurus My GF noticed that too but I missed it. Assuming it was though: Okay, one Destroyer in a thousand? One in a million is probably not the exact odds." "@IllCaesarer [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Okay, then my answer is: Leia using advanced Force powers to stop Rey and Kylo from fighting effectively undid her stopping her training and allowed her vision to come true." "Because I'm certain the doctor will be able to help (either by easing my concerns or doing doctor stuff to the issue), I'm sure I'll update y'all, probably in more detail, after tomorrow's appointment." I don't feel comfortable talking in detail about my vaginoplasty complications ever since that was used against me to argue my vagina is an open wound but suffice to say I'm glad I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow. @MisfitFlannery *big hugs* love you tons :/ "@sqwrrkpon Kylo definitely died young & arguably before he could realize his full potential, so you could say Leia's choice didn't actually change what she wanted it to, but I think the real answer here is the Force does not make reading the future very easy. Always in motion, the future is" "@MsJasminAnn That part was REALLY weird and my best guess is it's supposed to be obvious that he was going to say ""I love you"" like the bisexual disaster he is" @TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild I DEFINITELY understand the feeling of being super gay for a soulmate 💕💕💕 @TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild gaaaaaay~ "I love you, Cody, and I think your Showdy is top notch, but this isn't the inconsistency you're looking for." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers in quoted tweet below] Okay, so, like, Luke had a vision that Han & Leia would die if he didn't stop his training with Yoda and fly to Bespin to save them, so he did and then Han & Leia died, is this correct?" "@TransgurlTSB True, but both both surgeries give you a vulva, so neovulva should still be the term imo" They added SO MUCH to MtG Arena since I played last summer wow o.o "@IllCaesarer Are you asking me? Literally all they say in the movie is that it's one in a million chance, but that explanation makes sense!" "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] I had a feeling I didn't think of this myself! I saw this video two years ago and forgot about it until now lol. Rey's theme does like 10 different things at once, which is really cool. https://t.co/5EQYC9NpiW" "@Lookin4Serenity Someone suggests using a Holdo Maneuver at one point and Poe immediately shoots it down by saying quote ""It's a 1 in a million chance."" I guffawed in the theater. Very much talking to the huge Star Wars nerds in the audience." @BigMamaMendo I very intentionally avoided saying plot hole because it's not a plot hole. It's a LORE hole because we need a reason this isn't done all the time in the stories and supplemental stuff like RPGs. @Lookin4Serenity @ChaKatKimber That's fair. But luckily we no longer really need to invent explanations even if there are a ton of reasonable ones you could come up with. @norintha Musically the prequels were amazing imo. Williams can do no wrong. "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Like just playing the two in my head it sounds like they could go together. I think if they do play off each other like that, it's a BIG clue that Abrams didn't have it out for Johnson. This was in place for a while." @rhidaneelolivaw That's really cool! "@Lookin4Serenity @ChaKatKimber Yeah but this is a universe where TIE fighters are continually described as relatively cheap and disposable. And as far as resources go, the Empire has never had an issue with that." [cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Have any music nerds gone back and compared Rey's theme with the Emperor's? "@ChaKatKimber I'm pretty sure the ship Holdo destroyed was shielded. Anyway, it's moot now. The maneuver is 1 in a million." "@ChaKatKimber Just need a fleet of small ships with simple piloting computers and light speed capabilities. Maybe it wouldn't be used often, but to NEVER see it before or after? I didn't like, require an explanation or anything but it helps to hear one." "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] Tired: The celebration on Pasaana happens every 42 years Wired: The original Star Wars came out 42 years ago Inspired: Doesn't have anything to do with the in-universe timeline though because the time between TFA & TLJ was like, hours at most" "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] (Not that I had a problem with the Holdo Maneuver previously, but I admit that yeah, it makes space battles in that universe way more confusing. Surely you can make some droids pilot some ships to do it all the time?)" "[cw rise of skywalker spoilers] I *loved* that they patched one of the more significant lore holes TLJ created by stating outright that the Holdo Maneuver is a one in a million chance of working. Makes Holdo seem even more badass, and explains why they'll never do it again lol" "Still not sure if I want to watch the Red Letter Media review of Rise of Skywalker. Their hatred of Last Jedi really pisses me off, but a lot of TROS could be read as walking a lot of TLJ stuff back so maybe they liked it? No idea." @MaxKriegerVG My new favorite that I only found out about a few weeks ago was that in Japan they even had Baby Felix the Cat https://t.co/J5XHc2MrFT @mode_view Oooh that'd be nice! @RipleyStorm hhhhghhgd gosh 👀💦 "@QueercoreTrash It just bothers the shit out of me that there's a split there. I don't want it to heal over, I want it to heal CLOSED. I'll see what my doctor says. It's possible I don't fully understand what I'm looking at." "@QueercoreTrash I'm convinced it's normal, and I don't think it's infected, but I'd really rather do everything they can to close it up? I think it'll look better. Plus it stings like hell right now and this actually isn't the first wound I've had down there so I know it takes forever to heal." "@polyheartmony Not only did we not miss that, we got 3 copies of each event legendary. Not sure how many I have left, but I think I can get you most of them. This would likely be in Gen 7, though, and possibly only before I transfer them to Pokemon Home next year when they release it." "@polyheartmony I can get you anything that can breed, and I have extras of quite a few things that can't. Obviously I'm limited by what's been cut from SwSh, but if you have any Gen VII games, the sky's nearly the limit there." "@Chopin_42 @polyheartmony Ditto works either way, yeah, just that if Sobble is a girl it might be easier to use a Pokemon in the same egg group? I just use Ditto for everything tho lol" "@polyheartmony Oh! Yeah you can either breed a new Sobble with a Pokemon in the same egg group if your Sobble is a girl, or with a Ditto if you Sobble is a boy." @polyheartmony Yes. Why wouldn't it be? :P "Even if the separation right below my vag is nothing to worry about, I really hope the doctor I'm seeing tomorrow can glue it together anyway. My fear of blood and my OCD are joining forces to kick my ass on this one." @MetalPirateGurl Possibly! Not sure @RipleyStorm Well it's not THAT complex 💕💕💕 @caraesten You have such a beautiful voice omg 💕 Thank you for sharing this! 💕 @MagsVisaggs OMG congrats!!! "@MetalPirateGurl Sometimes, yeah! More so right after the surgery, less often now. It feels a bit like blood rushing through it to me." "Vag is starting to look so much less swollen in ways I didn't even realize it was! Like looking in the mirror just from the front looks really nice 👀👀👀 I have a vag, y'all wtf" @CateSpice I will! Thank you!! 💕💕💕 "@sextoyspolitics @lingerie_addict It's nice to have a word that encompasses everything, honestly." @CateSpice I mean I assume trading online still works for Sun & Moon but I completely forgot how it worked lol. My internet's off until tomorrow anyway So in reality my new bits should really be called a neovulva "@sextoyspolitics @lingerie_addict Huh! I wasn't sure about that myself but now I'll start saying vulva more often then, thank you!" It's beginning to dawn on my that very soon the only hole left in my Living Pokedex is gonna be Meltan and Melmetal and it's not looking like they're gonna offer a way to get them that doesn't involve Pokemon Go *grumble grumble* @Tricliniangry good :3 @WillowPoss I can't even with how gorgeous you are omg 💕 "@Nickle4aPickle I'm looking to trade for keeps, sorry >.> But yeah that other stuff sounds good! I keep forgetting our internet is out until tomorrow but I would love to get as many Alcremie sweets as your friend is willing to part with! We can chat more on your Discord channel tomorrow 💕" "@CuteBunAlex Oh, actually our internet's out until tomorrow so it'll be then lol" Really itching to play more Pokemon but I've hit a wall until the Battle Cafe resets or I get home so I can trade on WiFi *grumble grumble* @TheDemonCami Very 💕 @CuteBunAlex Awesome! I'll DM you when I get home 💕 @SweetBeans99 I like looking at old photos too for the same reason 💕 This is one of my favorite comics you've done 💕 @CuteBunAlex Anything you want in return for those two? @CuteBunAlex Awesome! I gotta get home first but then we can do some trades :3 @lumpen_rose @RSE_Shitpost IM LOVE Alright! I'm cleaning up the last few bits of the Pokedex and I just need to trade for a few more Pokemon/items: - Sobble - Stonjourner - Any Alcremie sweet you have - Any fossil you have minus Fossilized Fish - Zacian if someone's really willing to part with them Mood @addamschloe Nah that's me too @vexwerewolf Hi I'm the least surpassing reply to this 😘 @PrissyOrcGF Omg excite!!! 💕💕💕 @MrsStephinMerit it was :/ @Tricliniangry extremely cute okay also wow nice collar :3c @emuchaton feels like we're cheating on each other with each other @YourBoswell CHRISTMAS MIRACLE @emuchaton bustin makes me feel good loved the new unraveled https://t.co/qytZzrGmwB @QuinntoBean gdhdhhfdh 👀💦💦💦 @caraesten Glow UP gosh 😍 @cindycd2010 YES We're watching The Last Jedi and I was suddenly in great need of a Fathier stuffie AND OMG THEY TOTALLY MAKE ONE :D https://t.co/IhuumPscp0 @ScribblerSys YES "@emnicw No, something else. Not comfortable describing it rn" "We're rewatching The Force Awakens and Finn asks Rey if she has a cute boyfriend and like... fuck the canon, Finn is gay, come the fuck on." Had a panic attack over a dissolved suture earlier. Doing okay-ish now. "@JenApparently Starscream: Extremely horny for G2 Bonecrusher, apparently" @Calliethulhu Sorry not sorry~ 😘 @TimonicWulfgar @TenaciousRanch Six of us this year :3 @futanarchy gosh 😍😍😍 @TheDemonCami hhhhhghhhh 👀💦💦💦 @MaiaFranklyn FLOOF FRIEND @LeftAtLondon (said commune's Twitter can be found here: @TenaciousRanch 💕) @ikksplicit YES @undeadmooncat Exactly. And I know these thoughts aren't really rational. I'm not less valid because my mom wasn't the worst mom ever. But it's still hard :/ @biggestjoel This is why the recent prequel defense fad exhausts me so much. They're not good. Have people watched them recently? Just because a lot of toxic fans agree they're terrible doesn't mean they aren't. I really wish they were good but they just don't work as films. @AnaMardoll @quatoria SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND PROUD OF YOU @OzmaRacc Hell yeah she can 😎 @transfilmtheory honestly? more wholesome "@LeftAtLondon I can totally see how Revolution Lover has nothing to do with being trans, but as a trans woman fighting to build a trans commune with my trans polycule, it really speaks to me." @TheDemonCami Mood tho I have one extra GF there's no room for in my bio and I already feel bad about that @Genderbird OMG SO SQUISHY AND CUTE 😍 it chrismas merr chrismas 💕 @RaeGun2k SAME "@Tricliniangry That's fair, I'm just sharing my flow of consciousness 💕" @Tricliniangry really wanna chill and get high with you one day "@DragonQueenRose Wow, cute! :3" @DKesserich It definitely always sounded like a lie. "@NewGenderWhoDis Itchy while numb is a horror I've experienced and I don't envy you, friend." @FrigidElfChild Charlotte I fucking love you omg Oh wonderful I'm guessing by the blood flow we have another dissolved suture? Do not have the spoons to investigate right now. The sight of fresh blood just fucking drains me. @OzmaRacc *internally screaming* ... *extremely screaming* @DragonQueenRose Confirmed for pretty! 😍 (I usually make exceptions in situations where sleeping nude wouldn't be cool like sharing a hotel room or something but I will be uncomfortable every night lol) @mode_view CUTE OMG "My body's needs for sleep sound so strange when I lay them out in my head, but like I need no clothes because that feels constricting, but I also NEED to be covered by something, even if it's just a sheet, even if the only thing I have is way too hot." @Lea_Plath I mean that sounds interesting but I dunno if it's for me. Might watch someone play it to be sure though. @blaze_casual I am an endless fountain of discharge right now 🙃🙃🙃 @mode_view A beautiful mess "@Lea_Plath What I like is a card game where I need to balance the resources allowing me to cast things when I construct decks, and I can be flooded or mana starved by sheer bad luck. If DBZ has that, then sure I might try it." I cannot fucking wait to be able to sleep naked again. That probably happens at 3 months post surgery? Hopefully less? @Lea_Plath At this point no TCG without mana can hold my interest. Even Hearthstone pissed me off by giving me one mana every turn by default. Breaks the entire game for me. @NKGhidorah That sounds terrible @SynTheGuardian OH MY GOD I FORGOT IT'S BY KONAMI WTF NO WONDER OR SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MESS LOL @NKGhidorah That's how Magic works too. Every rule has an exception written on some card somewhere. Also just because I'm in a sharing mood: I collected Pokemon cards from the original set through a little into Gym Leaders but I never liked playing the game. Too. Many. Coin. Flips. I hate that shit so much. Not sure how else to translate Pokemon into a card game tho. @NKGhidorah This is kinda blowing my mind Don't remember a thing about YGO except that there's a lot of sacrificing creatures. I should add that in high school (when it was a brand new card game... I'm so old) I played a fair bit of YGO solely because I wanted to play Magic but the Satanic Panic of the 80's/90's caused my mom to be terrified of MtG and D&D for my entire adolescence. @StebMcDreb Yeah I figured pretty much every TCG player wants the minimum number of cards? Obviously there are exceptions with weird cards or win states but otherwise that's gotta be largely true. @PrivBunAlex I was less sure when I wrote that reply than when I was reading the tweets directly below these :P "Every time I try another TCG I just get frustrated that it isn't Magic lol Not to say I want a world where the only TCGs are literal MtG clones, just that I'm set in my ways" ... Magic solved this by having a rule saying you need to be able to reasonably shuffle your deck. Other card games are so fucking weird. @caraesten @TrexPushups Not sure I'm loving how lax my surgeon has been on almost every aspect of recovery after comparing notes with everyone else but I feel good and like the results so far so 🤷 @RaeGun2k @TrexPushups @caraesten I got this 💕 @RaeGun2k @TrexPushups @caraesten Soooooo many months away 😭 @TrexPushups @caraesten Okay yeah that might add up to a couple hours. @TrexPushups @caraesten Shouldn't take hours? I guess it depends on your weirdly strict surgeon's guidelines but three 15 minutev dilations a day for me only adds up to about 1.5 hours. "@ikksplicit Ah okay, so strap it is 😈" @destroyed4com4t I didn't know you were in a band that's so fucking cool!!! @CateSpice omg I seriously want one @ikksplicit I mean a leash and collar is basically mandatory for such a good girl @ikksplicit Not sure whether to give her pets or get the strap 🤔🤔🤔 @RebelGirl1323 I hope you get to that point!!! I really can't overstate how wonderful it is 💕💕💕 "@arthur_affect I've never seen it and now I don't think I need to, thank you." @caraesten It's soooooo fucking time consuming @DragonQueenRose I forgot how to be cis >.> "I'm in bed half on my side and half on my face (a position very hard to put into words but one I'm in often while phoning in bed), and I just had a wonderful moment where previously my girldick would've touched the bed, but now there's no girldick 🥰" "@JennyOutrageous I mean, I wasn't talking about you but you ARE really hot and I don't remember your face off the top of my head? 👀" @ArtifexH It's my favorite thing to see with transfemme accounts. That eventual swap from art to their face. Makes me smile so goddamn much every time 💕💕💕💕 "@SpaceMonkey_X That actually helps to hear, thank you 💕" "@ArtifexH Omg you have a selfie as your profile pic all of the sudden, cutie! Great to finally see your face!!! (It was so cute clicking on your profile to see who you were and seeing that Hardcoded game thing you 3D printed for me and being like WHAAAAAT)" @TrexPushups @FrillyHyena Always do as your surgeon says! Good girl! Honestly it might've been someone else in our system that followed her. @TrexPushups @FrillyHyena Wow they didn't give me a step count @PrivBunAlex oh noooooooooo that would be the worst thing ever~ @PrivBunAlex is that because they eat buns like us :3 "@TrexPushups @FrillyHyena Even weirder that our cleared for sex dates are so close, then! (+/- a year) Yeah thankfully I only have to wait 3 months" @TrexPushups @FrillyHyena Wait wtf I'm gonna be ready for penetrative sex February 24 2020 o.o When's your surgery??? @SammyCinnabun @LambChopInPamps Mmmm I like the enthusiasm :3 "@loveydoveypup VHS and Laserdisc, yeah" @QueenStodge Same! Both wonderful figures. "@LambChopInPamps Awwww I wish you could have sucked her too, but eating pussy is really, really nice if you haven't tried it~" "Just had a moment where a cutie liked one of my tweets and this was the series of thoughts I had: ""Wow she's cute"" ""Oh I'm following her already! ""Aaaaaand she's following me already too"" How DARE I forget I'm mutuals with someone that hot. How DARE." @LambChopInPamps @TransGirl3 But seriously I'm cool with any dick! Just... if you happen to feel real big inside me I'll appreciate that~ @LambChopInPamps @TransGirl3 🦆🦆🦆 @RipleyStorm Love you too. So much 💕💕💕 Gonna wait for this pussy to fully heal before it's utterly destroyed. Need to be filled >.< @tama_thatsme That makes a lot of sense! Definitely hope you're right. Really wishing I could be railed by a well hung girl until my brain melts. Nine. More. Weeks. 😬 @LambChopInPamps No suck offs here! Only eat outs~ :P @QueenStodge That Brawn mold is one of my all time favorite fidget Transformers @mode_view I SAID MMMMM HOT @mode_view mmmmm hot @hemmingcost oh that sucks :/ @persenche @PhyrexianThot I really want to get one of those. "@Nickle4aPickle When we see each other again, let's do it! :3" @PhyrexianThot I have used so many countless restrooms in my life and I have never once sat in pee but that's valid lol "@viragoergosum Not tonight, sorry :/" "@PhyrexianThot I've used a fair number of women's restrooms at this point, and I feel like as silly as it sounds I'm gonna have even more confidence doing it post-surgery." "@PhyrexianThot Oh heck you have me beat! That's actually kinda cool! Topping with a dick is, uh... not great if you have genital dysphoria. Better than you skipped it." "I guess maybe if I become the slut I always dreamed of and am constantly filling my new hole with things, a belt can bring a similar feeling to a cage. Maybe. But at least it looks hot regardless." Cages are just soooooo good because of the inherent dynamic they bring. Like the belt doesn't have anything comparable to a cage removing one's ability to get hard which is so much of the fun imo. This is me basically working through the fact that I have never and now can never wear a chastity cage 😭😭😭 "Chastity cages are so much cuter than chastity belts imo, but chastity belts are still really hot." "I highly recommend the documentary The People vs George Lucas (meant to sound like a court case, but sounds way more combative than the filmmakers intended, I imagine lol) for more. It came out before Disney bought Lucasfilm but a lot of it is still relevant." "All hope isn't lost, though. Fans have painstakingly pieced together Bluray quality cuts of the original trilogy, tho they're not perfect. Imagine what those efforts could accomplish if ILM were assisting! It just has to be worth it to Lucasfilm to invest in that, is the problem" "Lucasfilm will gladly sell you their third (yes, third) version of the Special Edition, but if you want the original? It's just crickets. And interviews where Lucas and others talk about the restoration process involved with the SE seem to imply the originals were destroyed." "Did you know that while Star Wars is supposed to be contained within the Library of Congress, it isn't because Lucasfilm either refuses to or (way more distressingly) *can't* send them a copy of the original version of the movie? Like, the one they actually asked for?" "@pennywhispered @narylis @CaseyExplosion @magicanolia Don't worry, I've only see Paprika so far. Been putting off watching his other work for... a decade now. Huh. Time flies >.>" @AmyZenunim I was 19 when the dub was released and I wanted to be Paprika so badly. I'm sure you and I aren't the only transfemmes who felt similarly lol "@Nickle4aPickle (btw I'm sorry you've been continually @'d in this thread, Danielle! Twitter won't let me untag you for some infuriating reason x.x)" @Nickle4aPickle Oh and this movie's plural as all heck now that I think about it. Fuckin No wonder I loved this movie when it first came out and still do. "@Nickle4aPickle Paprika is the main character, Dr. Atsuko Chiba's alter-ego/""sentient persona"" as Wikipedia wonderful phrases it, and while both characters are women, looking back at the movie post-transition I feel like egg me had her own Paprika that she needed to eventually embrace." @StebMcDreb YES it's one of my favorite soundtracks of all time! I love how incredibly dreamlike it sounds. @t3ablock3rs Oooh I didn't know about that connection! I've been meaning for years to watch more of Kon's work. I even have an art book of his stuff. I should really stop putting it off. "The first friend I ever shared this with, @Nickle4aPickle, I recall being a bit confused/frustrated by the dream logic of the third act. It's definitely not a movie for everyone, but I think for the visuals alone it's worth experiencing at least once." "If you've never watched Paprika, you should! But here's the 2 minute opening credits that I love to share with folks who've never seen it to give you a taste: https://t.co/QajqQFUBAH" "People talking about Inception which inevitably led to talking about Paprika makes me wanna watch Paprika again so badly. I really wanted to watch Sense8 for Christmas, but our internet still sucks, so maybe I've found an alternative? (Netflix release Sense8 on Bluray dammit) https://t.co/RaROisfGcS" @MizukiGoesWoof wow gay~ and hot :3 We gotta do this! @IEatAccordions Kasdan is the co-writer of a bunch of Star Wars movies and Raiders of the Lost Ark of the top of my head. @IEatAccordions holy shit @MizukiGoesWoof I really wanna and plan to!!! @MizukiGoesWoof WILL A STRAP HELP "@CaseyExplosion Him and Satoshi Kon were friends who talked to each other about wanting to make dream movies. Kon just got there first. But yes, Paprika IS a FAR better movie. One of my personal favorites. Feels very trans to me." @MizukiGoesWoof GOD eternal mood @LambChopInPamps YEA YEA YEA!!!! *bounces* There are so many reasons I'm glad George isn't in charge anymore and this is a really big one. @MizukiGoesWoof @AutomatonKitten VERY TRUE 💕 @MizukiGoesWoof @AutomatonKitten BUN FRIEND :3333 @KorpsPropaganda gosh >/////> @LambChopInPamps OMG I LOVE MCDONALD :O :O :O @vexwerewolf Omg that's wonderful Vex!!! 💕💕💕 @MizukiGoesWoof Wow gay! 💕 "@keystomemories I'm not touching it, dun worry" Itchy clit nooooooo >.< @ExistentialEnso *hugs* :/ @KorpsPropaganda Just the tap~? :P @PhyrexianThot Oh I've had a crush on you for ages 😘 @Doc_Wolverine YES @Q3w3e3 Gosh 😍 "@Lunar_Opals You're welcome, but it was @QuestForTori who was playing it :P" "@NewGenderWhoDis Yeah that first week would have been nightmarish without the good stuff, oof. I'm really glad your recovery is going so well! 💕💕💕" "@NewGenderWhoDis I was so worried about that stuff too. Weirdly after only a week, vaginoplasty pain can be managed with just ibuprofen and acetaminophen. But yay no addiction to pain meds! :D" @Q3w3e3 what the fuck it's fucking christmas can they not D:< @ttmeowinator I love it so much! One of the best 3D platformers of all time imo! @nyaakat @CookieCyboid Goodnight! Sleep well! You two are so unbearably cute omg 💕 @QuestForTori I never played this game (I own the Wii one tho!) but this is making me wanna dig out my old Animal Crossing disc for Gamecube and play Christmas in there 🥰🎄 @MrsStephinMerit literally no one knows So the guy who owns our perfect dream house we want got back to us! He basically didn't budge on the price but that's actually not a deal breaker for us so now the process of getting the new house can begin!!! BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER!!! 💕💕💕 Lot of interesting tingly feelings in the vag tonight. Nerves waking up every day! :3 "@CatsCavern @Lookin4Serenity Moviebob's pronouns are he/him last time I checked, yes" "@aliceincamera i mean, mood tho" "@aliceincamera gender is a fuck, mainly" "@NKGhidorah Protects against losing my account, mainly." @MizukiGoesWoof LOL thinking about her checkmark is what sparked this thread Maybe there's hope for me after all! I really just need a checkmark to take me under their wing and mommy me--I MEAN mentor me about how to get one I still maintain that Twitter should give all trans people checkmarks by default. "Like, Casey Explosion doesn't have one and if there was ever a perfect example of someone who really should but likely (quite understandably) can't get one without a ton of work..." There's a part of me that really hopes when I get to some huge follower count they'll just give me a checkmark. I know that's not how it works. But pretending it does puts off my worries that the more my account grows the more imperative it is to get. Prolly too kinky for one. "@positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof @AnotherHornyCat I mean, you won't It's pretty obvious" "@DragonQueenRose @acvalens ""No questions at this time"" :P" "@MizukiGoesWoof @positronicgal @AnotherHornyCat im PRETTY SURE toilets don't protest (that's right, right? >.>)" @positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof @AnotherHornyCat wow you're a toilet i had no idea @bunnarchist girls are just wow you know???? "@unheard78 @Greg_Sideyr That version of X-Men Origins Wolverine was actually the only version I ever watched, lol. It was finished enough for me to decide I didn't need to see the finished version. There are a small handful of things I like about that movie, but it's 95% skippable lol" @acvalens Anecdotally I find it's super common among us trans folks. It's a REALLY fun and therapeutic kink imo! Wonderful that you discovered this about yourself! 💕 @MizukiGoesWoof so meeeeeean >w< @MizukiGoesWoof hecked up i cant even touch myself rn >////< @MizukiGoesWoof ghjgghhhfhhfhfhdhhhshhhhhhshdhjjjkkjsj [kat has encountered critical error and needs to reboot] @LeafTilde i mean it's a kind of milk it can be procured through milking @MizukiGoesWoof hhhghhhfhh n-no fair makin me keysmash out of nowhere like thaaaat >////< @MizukiGoesWoof they don't even know what they're missing smdh "@blaze_casual I was a grower not a shower, but when I grew I was exactly the average which I think is 5 inches? Pre-HRT, anyway. It was hard enough to measure even before erections became nearly impossible lol Hopefully you can get more depth if necessary?" "@ErisGael Or rather, it's nonsensical if you care about trans kids in the slightest, I should say. If you insist you know their lives better than they do and they can't possibly be real, then sure, maybe it makes sense to you. Fuck these people." @ErisGael It's like denying medicine to a child because we don't let kids sign up for the army. It's a completely nonsensical comparison. "Every time I make the distinction between cis kids & trans kids I just picture one of these transphobes' eyes glazing over It's APPARENT that in their minds, ALL children are cis. Trans kids aren't real to them. They never consider them. And as a former trans kid: Fuck you." @RaeGun2k wow nice hooters! :V The WORST CASE SCENARIO ends in SOME cis kids (and I cannot stress enough how rarely this occurs-- kids know their genders) end up basically inducing a later puberty than their body might've otherwise. But late puberties are normal too. So this is JUST about harming trans kids. "Because the data WE have? The stuff y'all intentionally ignore? Says that even the worst case scenario of a kid going on blockers, then when they're old enough for HRT deciding they'd rather not transition, just has to stop blockers and everything turns out fine." "The closest thing to a rational stance (and that's giving these weirdos a LOT of credit) might be: ""Puberty should happen at the time one's body dictates, with the only exception being if it happens too early."" And if that's the case? Give us some fucking DATA backing that UP." "@blaze_casual I mean, like Hyer told me, I had plenty of stuff to work with, lol. I wonder if it was because I was uncircumcised?" People who actually study this shit? ACTUAL medical doctors? They're not the ones saying this shit. Because the actual studies and care that transphobes act like have never been done HAVE been done. For DECADES now. "But what do they HONESTLY think about precocious puberty? When a child is starting puberty before the age of 8? Fuck them too? I suspect not, because these aren't kids ""confused"" about their gender, but their arguments always hinge on how dangerous blockers inherently are." "I really want them to be confronted by this more often, because they never phrase it ""Trans kids shouldn't go on puberty blockers"" but rather ""Kids shouldn't go on puberty blockers,"" the most charitable implication being that kids in general cannot know they're trans (false)." Should really get the mirror out at the end of dilation more often. I thought I've been stuck on the second dot for a few days now but with the constant gentle pressure I've been applying during every dilation? I'm at the fourth dot as we speak 😳 @Mlle_Ani @RaeGun2k @unfollowbugbot it is often extremely nerve wracking yeah >.> See also when they lie about trans kids having surgeries but never seem bothered by intersex INFANTS getting surgery. "The secret here is most people, myself included up until recently, have never even heard of precocious puberty. It doesn't come up for transphobes because why would it? The goal isn't education or protecting kids, it's JUST harming trans kids." "@Mlle_Ani @RaeGun2k @unfollowbugbot It DMs you, yep! Also has the added bonus of alerting you to blocks and softblocks from former mutuals." "Love how y'all transphobes never complain about cis kids going on puberty blockers for precocious puberty. That's how we know it's transphobia, btw. When you only focus on harming trans kids." @Calliethulhu extremely cuddlable tbh "@RaeGun2k @unfollowbugbot ugh, *utilizing" @RaeGun2k The unfollow bug is real! I recommended utitizing @unfollowbugbot "@deathpigeon I wish movies weren't so expensive. We bought tickets for the household to see Star Wars and that's like, the movie budget for a while. I need to see this fever dream though o_o" @MapleReam GOSH 😍 @NakTheCowAD I'll never forget it for the rest of my life. It... awakened things in me "@FeoUltima I think the era of digital movies makes it far easier and might make it more prevalent, though" "@FeoUltima I don't think updating the movie post-release while it's in theaters will fix its reputation, though, unless this update is unbelievably amazing. Those VFX artists were gonna have an embarrassment on their portfolio due a rushed release no matter what." "Who could have thought when George Lucas started mucking with the original trilogy 20 years after the fact (while acting like the original version was literally destroyed which is terrifying to me), that 20 years after THAT we'd have the ability to muck with movies WEEKS later." "The far more likely result of this will be it goes from ""wtf"" to a mediocre movie THAT'S the main reason I'm pissed. The best (or at least in this case most interesting) art is made within limitations, and a release date is a limitation that created something unique here." "That's bad enough, but now they want to fix it? Let's assume it's a BIG fix that completely recontextualizes the movie from ""wtf"" to a good movie (unlikely, but let's pretend). All the people who already paid money just wasted that money, but the studio gets to keep it." "Normally I'm not into arbitrary rules like ""pencils down on release day"" placed on art, but movies are one of the intersections of art and capitalism. People have already paid money for a product that the creatives involved knew was unfinished." "@BonzoixofMN Well I already sent the message two hours ago so what I said was what I said. I sent a picture. Even if this is serious, I really want to stop panicking." "@transscribe It's SO WEIRD how they keep feeling like no matter what word they switch to to describe themselves, people keep thinking they're bigots 🤔🤔🤔" "@somebaudy @GlennF It is indeed strange, yeah. It's a very loud minority of people on the left, though, and they have a lot of sway in the UK." "@Nymphomachy Oh cool! I hadn't heard of him, thank you!" "@somebaudy @GlennF Trans exclusionary radical feminist. Basically, a transphobic left wing person that feels like they're justified in being a transphobe because of a misunderstanding of feminism." "@PhyrexianThot yours went okay, right? i need to stop worrying" @PhyrexianThot yeah there's like a tiny hole next to the intended hole it's not like gushing blood but i have a mini panic attack when i think about it so i'm trying not to 🙃🙃🙃🙃 "And he quote tweeted another tweet in that thread! Love ya, buddy! Let my follower count groooooooow!!!!" I really thought my tweet about how KA Applegate is way cooler to trans people than Rowling is was gonna cap out at 1.6k retweets and nearly 6k likes but Arthur Chu just retweeted it SO HERE WE GO AGAIN RIP MY NOTIFICATIONS WEEEEE https://t.co/2IHIU1XWwr @SheepChemical I'm sure I won't be able to shut up about it lol Resting up a LOT today because tomorrow? I'm seeing a Star War :D @caraesten Holy shit congrats!! @MaiaFranklyn I want to recall his name without looking it up and I'm ashamed to say I have failed. It was comparable to Spike or Sparkplug as I recall. He's a good boy and a good character! He didn't know Charlie was gay! "@caraesten I've literally been calling it puberty 2.5, yeah lol" fucking MOOD @blaze_casual That helps to hear. I know rationally my doctor will say the same but it's hard not to worry x.x @positronicgal https://t.co/7dpXSAo96f @positronicgal sure? o.o @BonzoixofMN Scissor me timbers! 😍💕 @LeafTilde @MyNameIsGriffon It's only normal if you end up eventually coming out as a trans girl lol @MyNameIsGriffon @LeafTilde omg you have me beat! It rarely came up but in my mind I was a cis girl in these situations Mostly because I really needed to have a vag. Genital dysphoria ran deep :/ "@LeafTilde @MyNameIsGriffon years and years and years of ""pretending"" to be a girl in as many online situations as I could NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT, THIS IS NORMAL" @RebeccaCuddles I'm definitely a fan of their work hehe @LeafTilde @MyNameIsGriffon My ex and I used to try playing Guild Wars 2 and WoW together and I had to wear her down to get her to let me pick a female character. It was weird for her. But it was weirder for me to play a male character FOR SOME REASON. 👀 @LeafTilde @MyNameIsGriffon so manly we're bein girls over here "@RebeccaCuddles I'm bad at making headcanons but I just want to say, the first piece of fan art/second picture is SO GOOD." "@arancaytar I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO WHEN I WROTE THAT TWEET ""I have no dick."" *transphobe's head implodes*" "@MisfitFlannery it IS really, really funny" "@LeafTilde I am a perv! Y'all are my people! And you in particular, Leaf, are one of my best friends on here 💕" "@uglyqueerpunk Okay enough. Last couple days have been a bit rough, but healing never goes in a straight line." "@LeafTilde Every time someone halfway respectable follows me I'm like ""omg i hope my constant sex and kink talk is something you're cool with sorry sorry sorry >.>""" "Like, My dick is GONE. FOREVER. WHAT THE FUCK 💕💕💕" "Was talking to a trans guy friend of mine at the party last night. He had top surgery I think a year ago? And I just had bottom surgery so we were swapping stories. We BOTH agreed there keeps being moments where we're like ""Omg I actually did this wtf"" It's surreal and awesome." @PrideJellyfish @georges852 @caraesten @blaze_casual That's the kind of Sliquid I'm using and it feels much better! @_KittyOwO_ OMG thank you! "@BonzoixofMN No, it's okay! Like I said, you're really sweet 💕" "@deathpigeon I think at that point my followers will be following so quickly I absolutely will miss it, and also it'll display as ""42k"" :P" "The ONE time talking about my follower count IRL objectively helped me was when I changed my name, believe it or not. I really wanted to skip the part where I publicize my name change, so I wrote in ""I'm a trans woman with 3k followers. This would be unsafe for me"" and it worked" "Sometimes I make the mistake of mentioning how many Twitter followers I have to people in meatspace. Don't do that unless you're trying to brag! Because I'm like, small-big. Not NOT big, but also? Not big. But to normal people, 5.5k is a LOT >.>" @JenDurbent I've noticed that too. Like there's a lag in displaying the number of followers or something. @gayforgrils I don't think it was silly! Thank you so much for your reassurance 💕 @TheCrystalStorm I wish I could! My left hand can't type on my phone. It's only good for holding the dilator in lol "so help me if i miss 6,666! *shakes fist*" "Yesterday my follower count was 5,554 and I was like ""Oh maybe I can nab a screen shot at 5,555! That'll be satisfying!"" But now it's 5,563! I love you all but gosh D:<" "@gayforgrils Yeah I'm betting it'll be fine but I can't wait to hear that from my doctor, you know?" @Calliethulhu It's so effortless to just block people if they're too sexual for you. PLEASE block me if my talking about sex makes you uncomfortable! But otherwise? This is my timeline. "Takkun and Binx are my two oldest kitties (soon to be 6 and 4 respectively in a few months) meaning they've known each other the longest, which often leads to adorable snuggling like this 💕 https://t.co/YHDGs9cfJV" Sending a picture of my vag to my doctor is a really surreal experience. I bet I have nothing to worry about but the area right below my vag looks really scary to me. I'm worried :/ @BonzoixofMN are you flirting with me in reply to a tweet about dilating? you're very sweet i'm just confused "Not to say transphobia would end if every single transfemme both wanted a vaginoplasty and could easily get one, but just that transphobes think they know all this stuff about us and are so often completely wrong." "There's a part of me that almost - ALMOST - wants to get in more arguments with transphobes on here instead of blocking them on site because I kinda crave that moment when they start going on and on about my dick and I can just be like ""Who said I had a dick?""" "Really wish I could take a picture of how I use my phone while dilating. Left hand holds dilator in, right hand both holds phone and types, left tit is a very comfy looking cushion for phone lol" @Azure_Husky SAME @BoringNerdyKate I came out 3 years ago and I can't even imagine. @TheDemonCami well of course! their daddy's home! :3 @quatoria 👀👀👀💦 @vexwerewolf oh g-gosh that soon? >/////> Kathryn 2020: How's my special boy? @lucashoal unf~ @Q3w3e3 BORK :3 GOSH transfemmes fuck me up x.x but also: transfemmes please fuck me up 😍 @PrissyOrcGF *softly gasps* 😍💕 @cuddlestopheles gosh 😍 @TheDemonCami that's adorable wtf @FrigidElfChild @TheFintauSystem I mean we can both like her dick. We could share. 👀 "@BonzoixofMN No funky discharges, no. I think I'm fine." @leftoblique You've worded it perfectly thank you. I have a lot to think about. @BonzoixofMN It kinda felt like chills but after a night of sleeping I feel better so I dunno. @Captain_V_Smith 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual I'm feeling a bit better after sleeping BUT... *snuggles fluffy tail* @FrigidElfChild @TheFintauSystem how dare you steal this reply right out of my own head @Hypnothulhu FUND IT "@MisfitFlannery ""Spit on me if you want though""" "I feel so physically drained, but I'm also really cold and in pain, neither of which are very conducive to sleeping so here u am still on Twitter. Hopefully the ibuprofen kicks in soon. I legit feel sick." @DragonQueenRose Like I dunno what more we could have done. I thought her being low key right wing was at least semi known even if her transphobia was being ignored but I guess not and that's even more depressing. "@DragonQueenRose I mean this case not just transphobic but unsettlingly right wing. Like when I saw that tweet last January I was like, ""Yeah that checks out given how bigoted and rich she is"" and now nearly a year later after her mask came off people are looking back and being shocked." @ToniQueene omg don't apologize for that! Whether it was cis people not hearing us or refusing to listen to us (probably a combination of both) that needs to fucking change asap It's wonderful that more people are seeing this but I distinctly remember when she tweeted that and I've never followed her so I guess just trans Twitter had been keeping tabs on her for a while at that point and I think that kinda says volumes. holy shit it's like it's really 2007 https://t.co/7RbYc5uarw I find it kinda unsettling how many tweets from the robot dril I've laughed out loud at @mode_view well shit I could really use more mechagon rep D:< "@squidlarkin honestly it reminds me of my peak stress eating days back when I was still an egg living with my mom and I'd walk to the local grocery store (usually at like, past midnight) to buy a biiiiiig tub of cookie dough I had no intention of cooking" @FrigidElfChild grats on the cucking @Notactuallysmol (heck >////>) @squidlarkin I mean that's like the perfect time for eating cookie dough @Notactuallysmol Omg you're one of my best friends on here! Never unfollowing you! (Plus you babied me real good several times. You're stuck with me now :V) somehow against all odds I have secured the ibuprofen @Glopossum @dirtsecret beautiful If you have more than 10k followers and we're mutuals that don't talk often there is a 100% chance I check your account regularly as my heart races to see if you've unfollowed me very healthy thing to do I know @emuchaton @ErisGael holy shit I need this one @LittleLambJenny It's really weird mostly the number of 10k+ follower accounts that still willingly follow me for some reason kinda fucks with my head sometimes "@MisfitFlannery Nah I care about you tons and that means I care about your sad posts too. I guess you know that I know that you're incredibly charming IRL, so I guess you're not talking to me but I'm gonna reassure anyway dammit D:<" @NewGenderWhoDis small dicks are cute and hot as fuck "@futanarchy I very specifically chose not to say ""omg I'm a nerd!"" because I was like, ""Well we're not mutuals, probably not cool too go there"" and then you had to go and follow me back, heck D:<" @new_genevieve Often times being queer means forging a chosen family :/ I got into bed after cleaning up from a dilation that took my remaining strength and I forgot to take some ibuprofen and everyone else is asleep so that's where we're at now 🙃 @TwippingVanilla EXACTLY @futanarchy heck 😍 @NewGenderWhoDis I'm having an extremely rough night healing-wise and I feel this so hard *hugs* "that one popsicle commercial from the 90's where the kid goes ""the colors, Duke, THE COLORS"" to his dog except I'm describing the various stages of my still healing vag" @CaseyExplosion @CateSpice Uhhhh I'm pretty sure these are my secret brain thoughts how dare I officially did TOO MUCH today and my exhaustion level and pain is letting me know loud and clear x.x @RaeGun2k It definitely is. @renfamous underrated movie imo "@MateDoom Pretty wild, yeah. You're definitely one of the good ones 💕" @MateDoom I had no idea you were a cis guy! Huh @mebisdead @MadameMolotov Omg cute! 💕 @PersephoneHime @LapineWitchGirl *grumpy bun noises* "@Nemus_Umbrae I really want to. Um, I dunno why I'm hesitating. I think I still need some time. But I'll get there." @lumpen_rose Sure "I'm gonna miss these people so much. And I'm gonna visit as much as I can, dammit." "People at the party included @TheR3dPainter, who was the first trans person I frantically texted when I realized I was trans, as well as my friend Rose, who was the first transfemme I met in person after coming out." @confusedophan like seriously they think most trans people can afford a burial with a coffin? [cw nsfw nudity] OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAA 😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕 @MaiaFranklyn Sound logic @LapineWitchGirl unfair >////< @RaeGun2k That makes sense. My pre-transition life hardly feels like me either. "Saturnalia party at @Captain_V_Smith's was so wonderful. We could only stay for an hour but it was so, so, so good seeing all my friends from my hometown. It was really bittersweet having to leave since in a month we're gonna live even further, but I'm glad I got to see everyone." @ayyy_vuh Gender euphoria is the greatest feeling in the world 💕 @WillowPoss Omg I love your septum piercing! @MisfitFlannery Ben and Chad @MisfitFlannery I'm legit really mad I'll never see the original version @PrissyOrcGF nooooooo :c @PrissyOrcGF did it work "@RaeGun2k Reminds me of the one time I was able to get a picture with Weird Al. I was two weeks into HRT and was still very much in boy mode. I uh, don't love sharing that picture. You're a braver woman than I lol." "@ArtifexH There was an article going around a few weeks ago claiming that was indeed a thing, unfortunately" @_KittyOwO_ EXACTLY "I uh, I cried when I looked in the mirror and saw smoothness between my legs. I did it. I'm here." Going to a Saturnalia party a couple friends are throwing. Doing a test run of my favorite jeggings and... they feel fine! Bringing pajama bottoms just in case tho lol "Black cats photograph DIFFERENTLY, is all. Like sure you don't see a lot of definition in that picture, but that's entirely the appeal. He's a cute little kitty void!" Fuck anyone who avoids adopting black cats because they don't photograph well for social media. This is one of my most-liked pictures of ANY of my cats. @sistawendy I have a really good internal clock that's completely thrown off my the discomfort/boredom of dilating. So unless it gets way more comfortable and super exciting? lol @MizukiGoesWoof oh gosh r-really? >////> @MizukiGoesWoof WHAT ARE THESE :O @TransgurlTSB That's like exactly what I'm thinking too Cool I'm possibly halfway through this dilation and I forgot to set a timer RIP 🙃 @The_Blue_Sonja Everywhere does it different it seems. My next checkup is January 13th @pathunstrom I would've been worried too but it's not distressing living through this. It feels freeing. @The_Blue_Sonja Two week you mean? I did a one week after visit... "*defend a binary FOR MYSELF, I should say. I've always supported and defended my nonbinary siblings Hell I might be one of you 😳" "Regardless of anything else, my gender is going to be mostly girl, and I'm going to date/fuck mostly girls. But it feels like it can be more now. I don't feel that I have to rigidly defend a binary. I'm less sacred. I dunno if this is making sense." "It seems like, for me and my pretty bad genital dysphoria at least, I was incapable of seeing my girldick as feminine. And now that it's gone, a lot of walls are crumbling down. I'm questioning the specifics of my gender and sexuality. If that makes sense?" @kageroudazes I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BUT THAT'S COOL AS SHIT Omg of COURSE Marco was bi. @SammJinks No I love it! Goddess I wish this was a movie now :/ "@SammJinks Yeah I can't envision a cis person ever making a movie like that, which speaks volumes." "@georges852 @caraesten @blaze_casual KY has glycerin and for me at least it leaves the vaginal opening all irritated and raw, even with how often I try to keep things clean. They're not expecting you to use it liberally 3 times a day for months on end, so it's kinda not for this sort of thing, is my guess." "@SammJinks Oof, yeah. I only remember Dren having sex with Adrian Brody. I think I blocked out the rest. It's definitely a horror movie for sure." @GhostClumps @LittleLambJenny @LambChopInPamps @Notactuallysmol Cool! :3 @LambChopInPamps Oh! Neat! @LittleLambJenny @LambChopInPamps @GhostClumps @Notactuallysmol I don't get what these mean? I'm in so many of them "@caraesten Just got it in the mail so I haven't tried it yet, but @blaze_casual recommended Sliquid to me! Water based and no glycerin, which can cause irritation (it certainly does for me)" "So the logic goes ""All THOSE people are PARODYING womanhood AND expect us to call them women! Men can wear dresses but this is an insult!"" I'm not trying to create sympathy for them, but I get the logic they're operating on. It just requires a lot of willful ignorance and hate." @KyrilSilversong @Kate_Bunni Yeah they don't normally make movies for us TF pervs. I felt extremely catered to lol Their complaints ALMOST sound reasonable to your average ignorant liberal cis person if you pretend that trans women are exactly the same as drag queens. ALMOST. And I think that's the key here. @SammJinks I remember the end of the movie being uncomfortable but I can't recall why. It's a movie I'd recommend more on the premise than anything else. @MizukiGoesWoof omg I do too "I want more movies that explore body horror, mutation, and the limits of what it means to be human, you know?" @TransgurlTSB I totally get that. Like I want to make up for lost time!!! omg it turned 10 this year wtf is time Suddenly reminded of the movie Splice. I described it to Jen and she seems interested. Really weird how that movie just disappeared from the public consciousness almost immediately. They don't make movies like that very often. My cute little kitty void My Halloween prince My baby Binx 💕💕💕 https://t.co/PFzVzLhJph @nyaakat SUPER CUTE FEMBY WHO DESERVES LOTS OF PETS @aNerdskull @lisaquestions (only speaking in my case specifically of course lol) @aNerdskull @lisaquestions https://t.co/40RYEKDmir "Been recently reminded of the word femby I think I really like it Like, maybe for me Need to do more thinking on it, I think" "@aNerdskull @lisaquestions ""Why would you engage in behavior than signals submissiveness"" ...because i'm a sub? also giving oral is pleasurable? the fuck is wrong with cishets" im so gay its nice @OzmaRacc Gosh I guess we are~ 😘 "Yeah it might not have been just one suture than dissolved today. Several spots feel mildly stingy and painful. Not enough pain to worry, though. Healing from this surgery is a slow process." @maegodhavemercy Omg Ocarina of Time came out when I was 11 and it was my first Zelda! That's so cool lol @FrigidElfChild he ate all his hunny and rabbit isn't sharing "@maegodhavemercy LBW actually nudged Twilight Princess out of the top five Zeldas of all time for me! Almost breaks my heart because Midna is my favorite Zelda character, but suffice to say LBW is a legit masterpiece." "There's a lot of things I like about winter, but the shorter days are definitely not one of them. I like sunlight. I get depressed in overcast, scared in the dark (yay nyctophobia) From here on out the northern hemisphere is going to slowly get more bearable, at least for me lol" @GellmanRebecca I do! Plus five cats! :P "@ZeldaUniverse Majora's Mask 3D. Wish there were less remakes, looking back, but Majora's Mask is the best even when it's remade." "Decade of remakes. And the non-remakes greatly disappointed me. Guess I'm voting for Majora's Mask 3D. Best Zelda game, even when it's remade." @TheDemonCami @Tricliniangry death by gay @NewGenderWhoDis Omg yes!!! "@ExistentialEnso It's really cool! I feel it affects that description NOT AT ALL to say ""Winter is officially making its way into the northern hemisphere"" Even has the added bonus of potentially educating people about how our planet works." "@OrionPax4217 @Nymphomachy Usually the random numbers Twitter assigns are way more than 4. Plus for me at least, I'd be so floored if a chaser was SO into Transformers they took Optimus' original name. That's too creative. It's almost always something like David87578567 because David just put his name in" "*half the world Or half the GLOBE, at least. I have no doubt this is phrased this way because an American wrote it (says United States after all!) but this is definitely a northern hemisphere problem. We're not the whole world, y'all. Thinking that way is extremely dangerous. https://t.co/jkdC0hXZu8" @WeirdContrails I don't think it's positive or negative? Just normal. @OzmaRacc CUTE. WOW. @vexwerewolf @ChakatReverse Yup. It's real easy for them to stop being billionaires if they want. Until then? No voting. @Lunar_Opals EXACTLY @Kaelyrhn Exactly @Serpentsaurus Boba Fett looked cool and they did nothing with him. EU is called Legends now and none of it is canon. New dissolved suture this morning. Lots of fresh blood 🤢🤮 @Serpentsaurus So did Boba Fett and people cum all over him constantly @Notactuallysmol huge same @litterboxhex @UberAnneIRL YES @Serpentsaurus Not even dissing TR-8R in the sightest? @litterboxhex @UberAnneIRL maybe we can form a three person tit sucking team? "I'm sorry why is this trashy disrespect for Captain Phasma, who is literally perfect, on my feed" @StickyGlass @HornyDogOnline Thank you!!! @StickyGlass omg I love that top where'd you get it? "@IEatAccordions I'm not the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, but I'm part of it and I live there :P Mistress runs the social media for it." I want to go to sleep but Jen and Mistress like to fall asleep to noise and MST3K is playing and I JUST NEED IT QUIET "@totallyhealthie That's definitely a close third choice for me but I'm not old enough, curses" "@TheDemonCami @moonsaultwitch @Tricliniangry 9 inches? um, gosh >.>" @theNDhighelf that's a good butt wow o.o I swear half of these are machine generated "Gonna go with ""nymphomania"" and ""female disease""" "@MrsStephinMerit I swear some of these are machine generated wtf anyway I'm not old enough just yet but I'm going with ""masturbation for 30 years""" @ServantoftheFae @Tricliniangry very carefully constructed the syntax of that tweet specifically because cumin is a word AND YET "The most agonizing part of all this is because the new place is 5 hours away, I'm not even gonna be able to see it in person until the actual move... which will be like a month away at the absolute soonest 😭😭😭" @Nymphomachy Chasers almost always have usernames like that. Big red flag for us. @ArtifexH Wait are you one of the friend requests I don't recognize? @maegodhavemercy @TenaciousRanch It better be! I wanna meet you in person finally and show you the ranch so bad! "A bunch of people I don't recognize, plus my good friend @PrissyOrcGF so I definitely confirmed that friend request lol But again, I never use Facebook except for like their messenger sometimes." @Kaelyrhn I have six pussies :P @lishevita That's such a sweet story thank you for sharing! "I never use Facebook anymore but I needed to log on to confirm I can make it to a party tomorrow and like, a bunch of transfemmes have sent me friend requests. How on earth did you cuties even find me gosh" @Kaelyrhn @LittleLambJenny NEVER GO IN AGAINST A MOMMY WHEN LITTLESPACE IS ON THE LINE @LittleLambJenny uhhhhhhh oops >.> @TenaciousQilin @SteampunkPenny @norintha omg i'm tearing up @lumpen_rose Literally one of the ideas we talked about since we're actually gonna OWN this place! :D @OtterAlice We absolutely will! @LittleLambJenny @positronicgal >///@///< "@LittleLambJenny um, um! you said you were teasing babies >.>" Tomorrow we're gonna put in an offer for what will hopefully be the new location for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and I CANNOT WAIT to show y'all this place. The STRUCTURE AND DESIGN OF THE HOUSE ITSELF is so incredibly queer. It's like they made this place just for us. @LittleLambJenny @positronicgal bigger than thaaaaaat!!!! D:< @blaze_casual I use a puppy pad too but I'm worried about using it more than once because of germs (a towel would cause the same worry unless I wash it 3 times a day lol)? Might be overkill but my surgery was so recently I'm being careful >.> @LittleLambJenny HEY >/////> @LittleLambJenny @positronicgal I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY!!!! D: "Sometimes when dilation is a bit more... dribbly than usual I'll take the paper towel I have under me, fold it up, & hold it between my legs while I run to the bathroom to clean up It's kinda weird (but undeniably cool) to have a convenient little groove there to hold things lol" @MissCxyn Yep! https://t.co/YyCgw7LAml "@CateSpice Wording it ""I needed to be a girl"" is so perfect. I don't have memories of that before age 12, but that was definitely the mood." LRT anyone worried for that doggo has clearly never met a pitty They are SO high energy. It's adorable but also A Lot @sillygaymiria huuuuuuuge same honestly @OneLameShark Omg she's over half off on Amazon right now! I'll buy her now!!! @OneLameShark Oooooh that third picture is SUCH a sexy pose goddamn! Alright I'm getting one best paycheck :D @isteintraum I can't stop laughing omg @OneLameShark Ooooohhh I've been eyeing that Indoraptor figure for a while @PrissyOrcGF omg I call them borgs but now I have an even better word :D @MaiaFranklyn oh lol he's not in command of anything he's a sub who thinks he's a dom @ADirtyTrans @FinalBossFemme hope and corruption! it works so well!! 🥰🥰🥰 "@Vangelus Also how the story frames her. Everyone treats her droid liberation aspirations as like, cute at best. Like wtf is the message there" @maegodhavemercy @TenaciousRanch IT'S SO QUEER I HOPE YOU GET TO SEE IT IN PERSON ONE DAY :D @Vangelus I FEEL YOU SO HARD L3 IS MY FAVORITE DROID THEY DID HER SO DIRTY @maegodhavemercy I have been playing Pokemon for what will be in 2020 2/3rds of my life lol @Vangelus Oh yeah the droid problem in the SW universe is really really weird and disturbing. I'm still mad about what happened to L3-37 :/ "@Vangelus I've heard worse Star Wars takes, honestly. I think Solo is extremely underrated and has a boring main character but otherwise really, really fun and interesting characters, so I feel you there." @maegodhavemercy GOOD CHOICE @SNoctua I have someone lined up who I'm trading with but thank you 💕 @Vangelus Is this because you like everything @degeneration gosh! 😍 @positronicgal @LittleLambJenny hhhgffghjjfff >/////> "But seriously compared to a billionaire? 16 million isn't that much. I'm not saying she needs all that money, just that it actually wouldn't be difficult for her to take our side of the class warfare here." @NewGenderWhoDis Shit like this is why folks correctly say us transfemmes are so strong. why are there multiple plumbers in her bathroom the millionaire really wants us to stop doing class warfare https://t.co/gHPYSdZYdM @positronicgal @LittleLambJenny but but!!! @Notactuallysmol @LittleLambJenny @positronicgal WHAT @NewGenderWhoDis I hope you can get more :/ @LittleLambJenny @positronicgal wh what does it mean if we tick all these boxes asking for a friend @QuestForTori what the fuck D: "@Daoapin2 Key word was ""bigot"" not ""sub-50"" Didn't think I needed to explain that" The only way I know this is happening btw is from replies from good people yelling at said bigots. But honestly that doesn't bother me because it's a layer of separation that for some reason discourages replying from me and alerts me to new people to block. I don't know what setting on Twitter I have on that makes it so I never see those sub-50 follower bigoted accounts in my notifications but it's really nice. I think it's the setting that mutes recently created accounts? But I'm not sure. @BoringNerdyKate clearly you're remembering the more wholesome complements 💕 @TiraDeLune @queerops @memnus @tayatranscends @persenche heck D:< "@ButchPrincessG I would imagine it's to increase the authenticity, ie, ""See? It literally grows like this""" "@squidlarkin Anyone who doesn't want to be your friend sounds like a person I don't need to meet, frankly." @RebeccaCuddles same x.x "@tinybird420 I mean, ""lesbian"" on its own is a term that can include that (it does for me!) but that's the wrong reason to switch from bi lesbian :/ Fucking assholes pushing you out of YOUR sexuality. I'm so sorry, Robynette." @Esper_Lily YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD "@IsabellaFelipeO It's hard to pick just one favorite. Feraligatr and Haunter are near the top of the list for sure, but I also adore Krookodile, Archeops, Tyrantrum, and Gourgeist." "@TeflonMask He's a build-a-figure, unfortunately. So like probably $100 but only if you painstakingly hunt down every piece on eBay, otherwise he'll be more. https://t.co/tJc4iXbmkz https://t.co/HmdhE0d1yr" @mode_view Been building it for over 15 years 🥰 @IsabellaFelipeO Hell yeah I did! And do! @blaze_casual Should make visits in either direction a lot easier~ 😘 My baby 💕 https://t.co/3slvr49s49 FURTHER CLARIFICATION: I am a hopeless Pokemon nerd with a Living Pokedex ready to transfer to Pokemon Home the second they release it so for 99% of the returning old Pokemon I'm ignoring them. That's a big portion of where my opinion comes from and yours might vary due to that. @StebMcDreb @loveydoveypup nO @IsabellaFelipeO I went with water starters for the first 3 gens too! @TenaciousRanch @BonnieMakes Colorado county? :P @loveydoveypup @StebMcDreb ...is it bad that I'd be willing to try that @polyheartmony Very excited for this story you're writing >/////> @blaze_casual We're gonna move the ranch WAY closer to Colorado Springs in the next month or so! Only an hour and a half away if we get the house we're looking to get! @loveydoveypup omg yes @mode_view I mean same I just don't think they're the main reason for most people lol "@SheepChemical I'm just now realizing I've ignored every old Pokemon in the game since I'm waiting for Pokemon Home to just import everything I already have. So I only know the answer to that question in the context of be Galaran exclusive Pokemon, in which case the answer is none afaik?" @polyheartmony I will admit I don't know what I'm missing with Bea. She DOES look cute @loveydoveypup e̺͖̮̪͈͚m̛̮͚͚͓̼̰b̮̟̞͙͉̦ra̤͖̬̺̘c͎e̙͖ ̫̺t͉͔͇̱h͚e҉̲̗̹̩̗̫̫ ͈͉͓̬̖b̟a̡̯̗͓̦b̺̣̘́ "Basically, just make sure you research the differenced first. I almost didn't and almost missed out on getting Galaran Ponyta (exclusive to Shield). I see a LOT of people picking Sword and like I doubt it's all for like, Stonjourner, you know?" @blaze_casual I wanna meet your bunny so much! 😭💕💕💕 UNLESS YOU LOVE SIRFETCH'D YOU'RE SO VALID @loveydoveypup IT REALLY IS "@MizukiGoesWoof sometimes into vore, sometimes feel like a puppy, so," "Pssssst, if you haven't already picked which new Pokemon to get: Sword sounds cooler and its legendary is cooler, but that's about it. Get Shield." @StebMcDreb nooooooo where am I gonna get my KFC diapers now??? 😭 @Nickle4aPickle gosh >/////> @vexwerewolf oh yeah I hear PvP players love it too! everyone's happy! :D @persenche gosh! @RiotGrrrlJemma GOSH >/////> @Chopin_42 HECK >//////> @DragonQueenRose GOSH HECK YES Not that I never swear at all anymore but between embracing both being a sub and a little I've started saying heck and gosh a LOT more. I sound ridiculous to some but hopefully adorable to queers >////> @DragonQueenRose omg heck 😍 "Me a few days ago, sitting at my computer like I would be before my surgery (+a donut cushion): Wow I never thought I'd be back to this this soon! Me now after a few days of needing to be a lot more horizontal: Oh yeah I forgot healing is messy and complicated lol" @aNerdskull oh my fuck LITERALLY the ONLY reason anyone who needs a sick day would go to the doctor for a sick note is BECAUSE employers often require it as if even without jobs we'd be getting sick notes just for funsies the fuck @emnicw RIGHT??? @emnicw Oh good point >.> @TheFintauSystem YES @RipleyStorm Omg that's wonderful babe! "@lumpen_rose This is about your health, not me being at ease. If you're fine with it, I am." @Chopin_42 @CallMeCadejo They're almost 100 holy shit @lumpen_rose I mean like I haven't experienced it because my endo gave me two choices: Once a week or every other week. He told me every other week has the downside of right before your injection there might be an mood crash? Or depression? Or something? Because it's been 14 days :/ @lumpen_rose No no no I meant like the emotional crashes of not having enough estrogen in your system because you're a girl. I'm really confused by what you're telling me "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf @CallMeCadejo YEP YOU'RE TRYING SOME WHEN YOU VISIT, VEX" @Chopin_42 @CallMeCadejo @vexwerewolf OH YOU BET I WILL @lumpen_rose I've heard rectally taking prog can help. But monthly injections? I thought the smallest amount was every other week? I would worry about you emotionally crashing long after a month was up :/ @LambChopInPamps :D "@CallMeCadejo @vexwerewolf Do they have Cheezits in the UK because if not, Vex you are gonna try some when you visit" dude let's be girls @DragonQueenRose gosh! yes plz? >/////> @LambChopInPamps (+1 yes) @DragonQueenRose >/////> @blaze_casual Fair enough @MizukiGoesWoof PRECIOUS ROUND BABY 😭😭😭 @Tor_Marshie No worries! Thank you! 💕💕💕 @DragonQueenRose hhgghhhhhhhhgh wanna protest but can't think of excuses >/////< @TransTwill yeah I think I fucked up my joke lol @DragonQueenRose r-really? >.> @TheFintauSystem Omg that sounds like me and Binx 💕 @blaze_casual Omg I've needed a trim for months. Is it a trans friendly salon? "@AdrienneCohea @heck_engine Well green might make that happen faster, but yeah 7 is kind of a lot lol" "@ZGenderOffender Yeah basically he could choose to stay in his human morph for longer than I think it was two hours? Basically do the thing that made him a hawk, but in reverse. Technically he dealt with that choice every time he morphed." what's with everyone in pokemon being angry at lakes https://t.co/fZKP2BvMAJ "@garblefart I assume the flesh just grows and on the microscopic scale, there are holes big enough for air molecules to flow freely?" @YourBoswell HECK D:< @DragonQueenRose Mood. I go back and forth so much on wanting BA. "@Chopin_42 5 weeks and 3 days, give or take x.x" "PLEASE fuck me I mean like, you gotta wait like another 10 or so weeks but PLEASE" horny levels are starting to become a legit problem given my surgery-induced chastity challenge >//////< @ConfusedSwitch ghhgfffffghhhg >//////> @ConfusedSwitch saaaaaaame 😍😍😍 @TransgurlTSB Technically it used to be part of my scrotum but it isn't anymore! :D @cuddlestopheles https://t.co/QmWKjFBwxq @alittlefemme @SarahSwitchy gosh 👀💦💦💦💦 @blaze_casual I really really really hope you get the sensation back :/ I've only experienced having sensitive breasts since starting HRT but I'd be heartbroken if I lost that. @eatenbyawhale Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "@TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild My exact reaction, just couldn't think of what keywords to search for for a gif lol" @Chopin_42 CANNOT WAIT TO BE SPITROASTED TBH @blaze_casual Oh gosh that's my biggest fear with top surgery 😬 Is there still a chance your feeling could come back? @blaze_casual Omg omg omg!! Jealous 😭 @a_alice_nsfw heck >/////< 💦💦💦 "Ironically despite having a new hole exclusively for bottoming, all my daydreams today have been about choking on girldick 😍😍😍 My surgery did not remove my oral fixation lol" Doesn't help that I have SO MANY HOT FRIENDS ON HERE THAT ARE HORNY ON MAIN GOSH 💦💦💦 So I guess after an orchi (which in my case was part of my vaginoplasty) your T can paradoxically go up a bit for a little while? Feel like with how horny I've been that might be the case 👀💦 just thinkin about girldick 😍 @MizukiGoesWoof *shivers and moans softly* p-plz 💦 @MizukiGoesWoof *smooch smooch smooch* Just wait until I'm there in person~ @MizukiGoesWoof Gonna kiss you all over~ 😘 @MizukiGoesWoof @CuteBunAlex workin on it "@FrigidElfChild @TheDemonCami (pssssst Charlotte, from one sub to another: the tweet your replying to was your order)" @MizukiGoesWoof GONNA SMOOCH THE HECK OUT OF THIS ADORABLE TRASH >:D @mode_view True lol Also it matches my tiddies. @MizukiGoesWoof AS IS THE CUTIE WEARING IT "@alina0987651234 I'm aware. The pad adds enough that it almost looks like a dick could be in there, which is why it's frustrating to me." @MizukiGoesWoof OMG??? 😍💕 "@YourBoswell I mean, I'm used to the bulge being even bigger (and sticking out forward a bit rather than just down), so luckily I'm not feeling a ton of dysphoria, but it is really frustrating lol. I still got like another couple months wearing these RIP" "@Lass_Library It's not weird at all! You're one of many to tell me that, and I'm SO happy to have helped!! 💕💕💕" "@TheQueenSeKa I can't describe it beyond ""It's the inside of my vag."" Believe me, if I had a way to convey this feeling through words, I'd scream it from the rooftops lol" "Wearing pads might be gender affirming, but I'm getting a little sick of them undoing the new shape of my crotch my surgery created D:< Like I can tell it's not a dick in there but it's also very obviously not completely flat *grumble grumble*" "@MisfitFlannery Okay new words to add to the mute list, thank you for stress testing this :P" "Left labia is still WAY bigger than my right (like I can see it from my perspective without a mirror) and I'm not fully convinced it's solely due to swelling, but the swelling is noticeably reducing every day which is nice 🥰" "The sensation of putting a dilator inside my vag is super weird. You might think I'd interpret those touch signals as being part of my former dick, but no... it's my vagina." @MaxieZeusGod Here's the link! https://t.co/YyCgw7LAml @l4dyb0ners That's awesome!!! "@dev_deets @Calliethulhu It's not in our blood, but it's deep in our culture, definitely." "@SarahSwitchy I didn't know she, uh, left? Closed her account I assume?" @PrissyOrcGF p-plz~ 💦 "@lilah_sturges Not all the time, but most of the time! And no, I can't control it." @vexwerewolf HOLY SHIT CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu it's a goddamn shame D:< "@Genderbird very lesbian, much gay 😍" "@IsabellaFelipeO I almost got excited for a second there but I only match like barely half the symptoms. It would be kinda cool to point to something that concrete and say ""This is why I'm a trans woman. This is real."" but I don't really need that of course." "@Doc_Wolverine But if they simply admit they don't understand and move on, how can they be transphobic??? /s" @StebMcDreb I'm pretty upset at myself for never noticing that. Starting to think the entire series just needs to be yeeted into the sea. @KittenFemme I remember when this was happening for the Olsen twins. It's so horrifically creepy. "@LeafTilde wow, LEWD not even gonna share? D:<" @ConfusedSwitch *HUFFS* D:< @Tor_Marshie 💕💕💕 @Tor_Marshie Oh gosh sexy! 😍 @MizukiGoesWoof YAAAAAY CWUMCH WWAPS!!!!! @MizukiGoesWoof CWUMCH WWAPS AWE MY FAVOWITE @ArtifexH TWICE THE TIDDY "@MizukiGoesWoof LITERALLY I'm a little because I said something to the effect of ""Hahaha that might sound kinda little, but I'm not one"" for like the 50th time to Mommy and she straight up told me ""You're a little."" >/////>" @MizukiGoesWoof Hehehe I figured! :3c "@MizukiGoesWoof I wasn't! Even way back in 1987 my mom was like ""Do not cut into my child"" and it ended up helping with my vag construction so that's cool! Sadly living in this country means of all the dicks I've sucked, literally zero of them have been uncut 😭" "@MizukiGoesWoof doesn't matter, will still probably get me wet~" @MizukiGoesWoof I HAVE A SHITTY MEMORY I'M SORRY 😭 But yes as an American I'm going to find your accent sexy okay??? @MizukiGoesWoof Wait you're Irish 👀💦 @Tor_Marshie :D :D :D 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Fuck yes! @destroyed4com4t A talented writer using her skill to broadcast hate. "@ParisRokin Oh yeah! There was a LOT of gender fuckery in those books. It makes sense given the overall concept, but it's so awesome that Applegate didn't shy away from it." "@katyaschulzberg I don't know if Applegate or her daughter knew she was trans before she wrote Animorphs. It's certainly possible, but even if the trans allegory stuff was accidental, it's still really powerful." @emnicw Awww that's so sweet and gross 💕 @MaxieZeusGod But I believe there's a big free archive that's approved by Applegate herself so it's a low (read: free) barrier to entry. I'd give it a shot! I lost the link to it though sorry 😭 "@MaxieZeusGod I tried reading them again as an adult and it's a little hard. I don't love stories written in first person (the perspective changes with each book), and the early books have an annoying habit of recapping the overall story in a cheesy way." "ALSO AX JUST BEING FASCINATED WITH BEING A HUMAN AND LIKE, EATING AND STUFF. AND YERKS MAKING YOU A PRISONER OF YOUR OWN BODY. Animorphs is an exploration of the concept of one's body and how that relates and connects to one's soul. It's an extremely trans universe." @Tor_Marshie AAAAAAA I LOVE IT SO MUCH I'M PROBABLY REPEATING MYSELF BUT I'M JUST BEING HONEST: I LOVE THIS THANK YOU 😭💕💕💕💕💕 Also Tobias is just dripping with trans allegory. I remember a part after he was able to (temporarily) transform into a human again for the first time in a long time and he didn't know what to do with his arms. His body felt wrong. "I remember the Animorphs book where they had to be a pack of wolves but couldn't have two males in the pack, so Marco and Jake like drew straws or paper rock scissor'd to see who had to be the girl. As a trans preteen reading that, my mind was BLOWN. A universe of possibilities." "She's also written a ton of books since Animorphs, but as a former 90's kid I can't help but be a bit biased, lol It's also relevant given that just as Animorphs was ending, Harry Potter completely stole its thunder. And in hindsight that's a damn shame." "Friendly reminder that while the author of Harry Potter might be a TERF, the author of Animorphs (ironically the previous hit kids book series that HP eclipsed), K. A. Applegate, supports trans people, including her trans daughter." "@lumpen_rose Walking hasn't seemed that different yet, no. Things are still a bit swollen so even if the lack of a dick would bring my legs closer (which I'm not sure would happen but who knows), I'm not yet at a place where I can experience that yet." "Most of today my vag has felt like I'm uncomfortably sitting on my dick the wrong way which hasn't been fun, but at least it doesn't actually make me think I have a dick, weirdly enough. It feels more like ""sitting on bits that I think used to be considered my dick?""" "Really not into the experimental colors of... stuff that sometimes drips out of my still healing vag, but at least this is all normal 🤢🤢🤢 (And at least I haven't gotten much of it so far)" "@SportIsARight Yup! And at least if you're a transphobe worrying about your job, you can just stop being a bigot. We don't really get an equivalent option." @mspowahs I seriously don't understand why so many cis people have trouble with this @Hbomberguy Thank you 💕 @The_Beebles YES!!! Uhhhhhhh I need to get home first to get an internet signal but let's do it! wow same #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bkCZOOl1qV @caraesten gosh yeah 😍 "@sextoyspolitics @lisaquestions What infatuates me more though is that even if Singal and Rowling's description of the situation were accurate, THEY'RE STILL WRONG BIGOTS. The woman was ""fired"" for insisting beyond reason that she understood a trans person's gender better than they did." Transphobe: That trans woman is a man! Anyone who isn't an asshole: That's transphobia. Transphobia: Okay I won't be transphobic. But consider biological sex! That means that trans woman... is a man! Non-assholes: No. Transphobia: EVERYONE'S LOST THEIR MINDS @MizukiGoesWoof @FrigidElfChild hhhgffdfghhbvdsshjkf pplz >/////< 💦 You're trying to make our assigned genders immutable using fucking playground logic. You don't understand gender. Sit the fuck down and shut up. "It's just so fucking infuriating that they're refusing to actually listen to us. It's not ""saying biological sex exists is transphobic,"" it's ""you have our biological sexes wrong and when you insist that you're actually right? That's transphobia."" This isn't that difficult." "Saying ""Nuh-uh! Because we're defining biological sex to mean the gender that you were assigned at birth!"" Like, good for you? That's called transphobia. You're denying our actual genders and using a PATHETIC excuse to try (and fail) to sound reasonable." Like they think they're being clever or that we're all ignorant children or something. You're transparently hiding your transphobia under a weak veneer of something that sounds like science but isn't in the slightest. I. Am. Biologically. Female. "jesus fucking christ I want to shake every cis person going on and on about ""bIoLoGiCaL sEx"" and scream ""MY. BIOLOGICAL. SEX. IS. FEMALE."" Disagree? THERE'S the transphobia." @MizukiGoesWoof @FrigidElfChild eeep! /)//////(\ @MizukiGoesWoof @FrigidElfChild this conversation is officially TOO. CUTE. @annaRoseShadow HELL YEAH @mode_view no smoke my tiddies D:< wanna get me some huge bazongabongs "@OzmaRacc She has fucking antlers, I'd probably get mauled lol" @lewdstarbun @ozmthole Extremely good! I speak from experience~ @SweetBeans99 Yeah that's a therapist thing :/ @DragonQueenRose Cute!!! "@deathpigeon I don't believe both of their forms display in the PC, but assuming I'm wrong: Yes" "@EntityofJustice breathing in deeply, really taking in the aroma" @MizukiGoesWoof gosh something tells me that wouldn't take long~ 💦 @LittleLambJenny ggggghggggghh x.x 💦 @MizukiGoesWoof would like 2 huff tbh "@deathpigeon Makes sense, but still frustrating. Less to collect for me at least." @DragonQueenRose I sometimes miss mine too. If it wasn't for the dysphoria they were really cute! @deathpigeon It's just confusing because they clearly made a Noice Face form PC/team sprite. @deathpigeon Thank you! My Living Pokedex needs are so far outside of how 95% of people play Pokemon lol @LittleLambJenny hhhheeeeey!!!! D:< "hot take but girlballs? extremely good, very huffable" @sasugakirin YES @RebeccaCuddles ummmmmm maybe? >.< @RebeccaCuddles r-really? how so? >.> OMG I WANNA BE BABYSITTED BY HER #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/cFXWC34ZdI "Can Eiscue's Noice Face form be stored in the PC? If so, looks like you probably need to catch one in Noice Face form for it to stick? I tried breeding a new one and letting it get hit in battle then running, and it didn't stick." @licoricetick Here you go! https://t.co/Jnw62rE4ku @Tricliniangry When it's cold I do! Expect when I'm in bed. That's always naked time. @OzmaRacc I feel so bad for cishets. "lol everyone is drawing my fursona naked because I didn't put clothes on her on her model sheet, but honestly? I like it, lol" @LilPrinceJax Oh gosh thank you! "Mmmmmmmm this is SO satisfying. Really hope this means anyone who uses Twitter regularly AT THE VERY LEAST won't be surprised we call Rowling a TERF, even if they disagree. https://t.co/4AaulpIjgT" @SweetBeans99 love how rancid that trash looks perfectly fitting @IsabellaFelipeO Oh yeah I forgot he got regenerated after Adventure. I love Adventure so much I kinda have blinders on for the rest of the series sometimes lol. I meant old Gennai specifically (pretty sure they recast him for the young voice?) "@MisfitFlannery Yeah you're a huge Lupin fan, right? Or was there something more I forgot? And I probably will watch more at some point 🥰" @MisfitFlannery This is the first Lupin thing I've sat down and watched. I knew I'd like this stuff but I'm still impressed! @MaiaFranklyn That's the one! Jen had to explain to me why everyone was calling Lupin Wolf lol (This copy has subs that say Lupin tho lol) "I can was actually scrolling through his filmography and before I even got to Digimon I was like ""Oh yeah! Gennai!""" "Watching Lupin the 3rd: Castle of Cagliostro for the first time and Walter the groundskeeper's voice sounded SO familiar to me. So I looked it up and in the dub he's voiced by Mike Reynolds, who has done a TON of anime dubs, but I know him best as Gennai from Digimon lol" @caraesten cute tho "@caraesten I pass pretty well if I keep my mouth shut (my voice clocks me hard), and I feel this tweet hard. I wanna wear more skirts & dresses :/" @FirehoofAmy Hell yeah! :D "@Klezmerstyle I did the same thing, I totally get it :/" "Usually I get really annoyed when my feed is completely taken over by a single topic, but I love that people won't shut up about Rowling. The world needs to know she hates trans people." @Calliethulhu Did someone say she wrote Harry Potter @TessaTheKugel This was me over and over again leading up to my surgery lol "@RebeccaCuddles Hehehe I dun try to hide my baby on main much anymore, nope! Way more bigs to tease me on here! I just try to avoid talking about padding because I know that's squicky for a lot of people." @futanarchy what the fuck??? "@RebeccaCuddles gosh you probably should! :3 (I just about keysmashed reading that, so again I say: Living the dream 😍)" @RebeccaCuddles Living the dream frankly 💕 "My game of the decade is Hollow Knight. There were so many incredible games this decade but like, I can't not give it to Hollow Knight." "@ErotiqueD Sounds like Kevin is her deadname? I assume she hasn't picked a new name yet? If she has, definitely stop using that name, but I'm sure you know that." "@ErotiqueD What do you mean by ""when people self identity"" and how do you know that before asking for pronouns?" @RaeGun2k @AnxietySong Mmmmmm that's a satisfying sight to see @Calliethulhu Also ten years has not been good to those books. Parts of them have aged like milk. She'd do well not to publicly embarrass herself like this. @MisfitFlannery Huge mood. @TrexPushups RIGHT???? @TrexPushups @destroyed4com4t https://t.co/gO7CQT87ya @MisfitFlannery Sounds hot "@ErotiqueD I can't speak for all trans people, but generally that's polite, yes. However if you're conspicuously only asking people you think look trans and never asking people you think look cis, that's gonna offend the shit out of a lot of us." @Tor_Marshie OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMG 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕 "@VirginiaBrat @heynetters I can see how my tweet sounded like I was consenting to pets from random strangers but please don't fucking do that. A better alternative might've been ""*offers pets*""" @VirginiaBrat Why are earth are you framing those two things as a dichotomy? "Sex IS real, Jo. You're right. A trans woman's sex is female. The fact that you think so poorly of us that THAT'S what you think this is about is so incredibly insulting, but hey, not like you see us trans people as actual people! Surprised it took this long to be this overt." Cis people this incredibly out of touch don't seem to get that the only actual support of us begins with a foundation of actually BELIEVING we are our genders. So many of them think they can skip that part and still sound reasonable and supportive. I'm embarrassed for her. """Dress however you please"" and ""Call yourself whatever you like"" is so incredibly infantilizing. Hopefully I don't need to explain that? ""Play whatever silly games you want but you hurt an ACTUAL woman."" Does she think people actually believe she's a queer ally of any kind?" @MaxieZeusGod There's a lot of cis people that look at your funny when you say Rowling is shit. She very rarely says shitty things out loud. More obvious evidence helps. "There it is. Said the quiet part loud after years of keeping it VERY quiet. Thank you for making it that much easier to explain to trans allies why you're transphobic. You're such an incredible disappointment, Joanne. You've betrayed so many millions of your fans for nothing." "Oh cool so Rowling finally just tweeted some transphobia instead of cowardly liking transphobic tweets & articles and claiming it's a ""middle-aged moment""? I'm sure Twitter will show me this tweet at some point but the reaction is what I woke up to." "@xma1e @vexwerewolf Google ""Twitter block chain [Firefox/Chrome]"" based on what browser you use. It's an add on that will block all the followers of anyone you choose with the click of a button." "@ExistentialEnso I just have no faith in common sense stuff like that happening anywhere near that man. I want to be wrong though, so it's not like I'm arguing this passionately." "@ExistentialEnso Also assuming all that is accurate and there isn't some obscure rule we're forgetting that negates all that: Fuck this country for making ""impeached"" mean ""well he can't be pardoned."" Like what a hollow fucking victory. As if he's ever gonna be arrested in the first place?" @ExistentialEnso I really want to believe this will make a difference but I just can't. I would love to be wrong. "I'm a historic moment, the house has voted that Trump is a stinky doodoo head. The history books are forever changed." "I'm not sure what's more shocking to me: That grown adults who should know better seemingly don't understand that ""impeachment"" doesn't really mean much in America or that grown adults who DO know better think anyone should care that the meaningless impeachment has been voted on." @ZJemptv oh my god they're really hung up on this anime thing aren't they "[MILD SPOILERS THAT I ONLY LEARNED FROM THE ARTICLE] Also I'm extremely biased because: - It's Star Wars, my religion - It's a sapphic couple But yeah, not enough. We knew it wouldn't be, though." "Look I'm not saying this is enough, but it's way more than I was expecting." @sarahlicity @NKGhidorah well more like Keeth "@sarahlicity I've seen all the theatrical trailers but none of the TV spots. Was your suggestion going to be something like ""Emperor Palpatine"" because that's a good one" "@YourBoswell That makes sense. Just scrolling on the TL my eyes were drawn to the somewhat blurry picture of faces. Like it was a slow realization too. ""Is that Adam Driver? Oh no."" Thank you for trying to shield people from it, though. Sorry I got mad." "@YourBoswell I'm really sorry. Water under the bridge, completely. I don't want to see a friend hurting because of my ridiculous reaction to two pictures :/" "Think this is enough? I thought it was before realizing the hard way ""TROS"" was needed. Any ideas for more terms to mute? Tickets bought for Monday. https://t.co/r8EakaXVAQ" @YourBoswell Like this is far and away the worst spoiler I've ever seen on Twitter. I don't want you to feel bad but I'm kinda extremely pissed. "@YourBoswell ...I muted so many terms. I'll add ""TROS"" to the list Maybe next time just wait the weekend? Maybe?" @MisfitFlannery *thinks back to my 5 month HRT hair* I didn't even realize this was A Thing and now past me feels called way the fuck out lol "@blaze_casual im... im something of a slutbunny, yes >/////>" "@crystallgnaires @caraesten I just keep coming back to the fact that whoever called it ""way too horny"" in no way intended that to sound like a selling point and yet here I am, now wanting to see it. I can't think of very many movies where ""way too horny"" wouldn't immediately pique my interest." @arancaytar That's kinda what I'm thinking actually lol @blaze_casual HHGGGHHGGNNGG sh-should've heard the noises I made while reading that >//////< do I have to watch the Marriage Story thing is it like funny or something why are people continuing to talk about it @TheFintauSystem Still pretty scary tho :/ @blaze_casual jhhhgfghhh gosh apparently the sounds I make are very cute I'm told >/////> "@TheFintauSystem *hugs tight* One of the most terrifying nightmares I've ever had involved ghosts. That sounds awful, love :/" @blaze_casual Mmmmm yes PLEASE 😍💦 @TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild Awwwww cute!!!! @BonzoixofMN Oooooh I should! "@ChloeAintDead @PrissyOrcGF @vexwerewolf I wish I could remember the specific flavor of bullshit they were trying to pin on you, sorry. It was well over a year ago now." @blaze_casual https://t.co/Crgo6hEIpX Homophobe: *bigot bigot bigot* Lesbian who is completely done with his shit: I FUCK WOMEN. Love it. "Love how sloppy and direct that comeback was. Like it's not a comeback you'd write in your head hours later to be perfect, it's a white hot, running on instinct declaration of all the fucking GIRLS you fuck, goddammit!" "Oooh it's fun to see one of these where the answer is an obvious ""No"" Hope carpenter guy and his wife never come back!" I keep TRYING to drop hints but it doesn't always work D:< @ChloeAintDead @PrissyOrcGF @vexwerewolf Block chain and block lists both avoid blocking people you're following. If you were blocked by mutuals it wasn't due to this. @LexiEsque @PhyrexianThot (it would be b extremely fun it's just even more fun to act like it isn't~) "@Esper_Lily @CaseyExplosion As much as I love this movie, I love even more that there were no sequels. It's just a single movie in an implied massive franchise, unmoored from its place in an alternate universe where we're sick of Buckaroo Bonzai sequels. Its rarity makes it so special to me." @Tor_Marshie Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh!!!! 😍😍😍 @LexiEsque @PhyrexianThot HECC D:< OMG I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG 😭💕💕💕 @loveydoveypup AAAAAAAAAAA OMG @loveydoveypup Ooooh I will thank you! @MisfitFlannery I'm so fucking lost but I think I'm okay with that @RebeccaCuddles Thank you so much for writing this. I'm having trouble putting to words the feelings I had reading it. Just... it really helped to read. You are indeed a smart kiddo. And honestly? A huge inspiration to me. I wanna be a smart kiddo too 💕 @CaseyExplosion Like I've never been so happily lied to by a movie before? Please give me more of this. A movie in a franchise that doesn't exist. I want to be fooled by this ridiculous idea again. "@CaseyExplosion I love how it just invents such a massive meta backstory/franchise that would fit right in with the cinematic universe landscape of similar movies today, but it was just accidentally stumbled upon while they painstakingly created every scrap of it almost as an elaborate ruse." @ArmlessKittyfox NO. D:< My favorite LEGO theme is City solely because OMG IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE BUT IT'S TINYYYYYY All rational thought leaves my brain as soon as miniatures are placed in front of me. Which reminds me I should really get a doll house 🤔🤔🤔 my love of miniatures runs so deep I just about came watching this "@RipleyStorm You got this, love!" @CaseyExplosion ... architecture critic? I mean like I guess those must exist but that sounds so painfully forced. @OzmaRacc Your style is so queerly queer I love it @OzmaRacc YES OMG 😍💕💦 "@The_Blue_Sonja @TooLongForATwee Yeah that's what I do when I have to be out running errands for the ranch all day. I figured if the time between dilations was super important they would've told me. I mean, obviously there should be a few hours in between but no one gave me a strict schedule." @AdequateEmily aaaaaaa cute!!! 💕 @ErisGael mine is too and I seem to have lost it "@Tor_Marshie btw I ADORE that first post SO MUCH They're both good but that first one just has an energy I love, unf~" @Tor_Marshie Same! "@FrigidElfChild I was like ""NO LILITH STAY IN CANADA DAMMIT D:<""" "@Tor_Marshie At least they look short on the second pose? It might be too early to tell, I'll let you work your magic 💕" @Tor_Marshie I think the ears should be longer >.> @FrigidElfChild oh jesus my heart skipped a beat just reading that @NKGhidorah OMG THIS SHIT IS MY JAM THANK YOU "@blaze_casual I empathize with so much of this. I lost my creative spark years ago and I'm not sure how to find it again. Not to make it about me, just... you're not alone. And I wish I could help *hugs*" "I love The Gaming Historian, and I LOVE long documentaries on YouTube. I can only imagine how much work was put into this. I know hardly anyone watches YT videos I share on here, but this one comes highly recommended from me anyway. https://t.co/X3ATM4iB9O" ooookay I just got a significant itch on what my brain is interpreting to be the part of my penis they tell me was made into my clit should not scratch but WOW that was a powerful urge itching means healing! :D @emuchaton jesus that's a really good question o_o "Really can't overstate how *RIGHT* it feels to have a vag (like, specifically the hole itself). Even doing mundane/boring stuff with it brings a bit of gender euphoria. It's so nice." "Last dilation of the day felt really good! Not like, pleasurable, just none of the stuff that usually bothers me happened. Was even able to avoid that squicky suction feeling when I pulled it out! I can really tell my vag is noticeably more spacious since the surgery lol" @destroyed4com4t Love how immediately bullshit this is to pretty much ANY transfemme lol. Although it wouldn't shock me that much to find out they give cis men preferential treatment even for something like this. "@TallGirlRoxy Unf, shame it's not my mouth doing all the work D:< One day~" @TallGirlRoxy Mmmmm yum~ 💕💕💕 "@mspowahs Also if you define ""impeached"" as ""forcefully removed from office"" that part hasn't happened and likely won't happen. It's so needlessly, cartoonishly overly obtuse." "@TallGirlRoxy Yes cutie, this is flirting. And now I'm upset I can't help you with that tightness~" @TallGirlRoxy Oh I can think of some fun ways to do that~ 😘💕 @AmyZenunim CAT SCHOOL CAT SCHOOL CAT SCHOOL @NewGenderWhoDis Read this while dilating. The vag She pain My sympathies 😭💕 @TallGirlRoxy You're always welcome at the ranch! 💕💕💕 @TallGirlRoxy GOSH I GUESS SO >/////> "I think I prefer group sex over sex with just one cutie, given the choice. - Takes the pressure off - Mathematically more gay" @TallGirlRoxy i mean there's always mine 👀 @TallGirlRoxy Well thank you for the insight! 💕 @itsrileynicks omg MOOD I mean I don't have anyone like that in my life but if I did I'd eat their ass every day lol @Notactuallysmol SO TRUE @TallGirlRoxy Mmmmmm I really can't wait to try it tbh 🥰 "@ServantoftheFae I am absolutely going to do it before I die Multiple times, I bet" "some sex stuff for me is very ""this is the hottest thing ever but if i stop and think about it for more than a second it's gonna stop being this hot so i'm just gonna keep sucking or whatever""" "so like, i *love* the idea of eating ass, but I've yet to try it sadly i gotta be in the perfect mindset for it, but i know the soul is willing friends who are also mildly germaphobic you get what i mean" @Tor_Marshie The proportions are totally fine btw! I love this so much thank you thank you thank youuuuu!!!! @Tor_Marshie OMG OMG I LOVE HER I'M TEARING UP THANK YOU OMG @GenderBanana Oh gosh thank you 😭💕 @LilPrinceJax Heck thank you 💕 is it millennials who love eating ass or trans girls being both i can never remember how that parses out @Chopin_42 awwwww thank you 😭🥰 "@Chopin_42 My junk kinda feels boring and less pretty right now :/ I know that's not true, though." "I mean I *guess* if having my own girldick wasn't right for me, I'll have to just shove as many girldicks into as many holes as I can, right? :D" "I don't miss my girldick. But I DO think that women who have girldicks are just, *unbelievably* gorgeous. So like, that's a whole mood to untangle sometimes, you know?" @blaze_casual *hugs* :/ @Tor_Marshie 💕💕💕 "@Tor_Marshie I would ADORE nsfw art, yeah. Like I said, she has a vag, nipples... all the normal stuff I didn't put on the ref sheet lol" Main reason I hate this art so much is I leaned on mirroring WAY too much. Sucked aaaaaaall the life out of her. She looks like a stiff robot. I would love if another artist breathed some life into her. "And I doubt this will come up but just in case: She's a post-op trans girl like me, so she has a vag. If that ends up being relevant lol" "Oh, and you can futz with her proportions as necessary! She's very obviously based on Judy Hopps so she leans more feral, but if your style is human sized with human proportions? Go for it." @heynetters If you still want to (no pressure either way though!): https://t.co/8NLyYKCMSc @Tor_Marshie If you really want to: https://t.co/8NLyYKCMSc "If people really want to draw my fursona, I guess that's cool. I wish I could pay you but gifts are a thing. I don't like this art I did. Her hips are too cartoonishly huge and I forgot to add in my hair (blonde, pony tail, long bangs swept to the left) https://t.co/BvHF8yr0N2" I can't even really pick a favorite. They really both go for something wholly unique. But I think I watched slightly more Chowder back in the day. Feel like animation fans my age who were watching American animated television aimed at kids in the mid/late 00's (when we were in our 20's) really slept on Chowder & Flapjack. A LOT of complaints that they both starred the same obnoxious boy. Both of those cartoons are wonderful @ABeardedQueer You should! The entire original series is just a bit longer than a feature film! No excuse! @ABeardedQueer Omg that's so cute! I knew there must be other kitties named Takkun out there due to FLCL's popularity but it's always wonderful to hear about them! :3 @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Cutie! @ExistentialEnso BABY GIRL 😍😍😍 When I took this picture a few days ago I couldn't think of a good tweet to go with it... and I still can't! 🙃 https://t.co/75XT0JQ8Al @ExistentialEnso They really are!!! @TwippingVanilla Okay yeah that's exactly what I'm feeling. Interesting! "Despite my Takkun being only 5 this year, she was my first kitty and she holds a very special place in my heart. She's always been so soft and cuddly, even going back to when she was a kitten. I love her so much 😭💕" @TwippingVanilla That might be it too. I've compared this feeling to what I imagine CBT must feel like except minus the balls. Happy to hear they just go away on their own though! My soft angel 💕💕💕 https://t.co/136ZyJtK15 @JaneFae The click appears to open the seal. It doesn't surprise me that there are competing designs. @RipleyStorm Softly gasped as I saw my wonderful hirfriend's gorgeous face on my timeline 😍 Have fun tonight! 💕💕💕 @evilangela @CateSpice Exactly. "@CateSpice Humans can change their sex in every way that matters in 99% of life. No one cares about your chromosomes. I lived as a man, people believed I was a man, now I live as a woman, people believe that Frustrating as all hell that they frame it that way, though. I was always a woman" "PROTIP ON DOUCHING: When you pull the nozzle up? Listen/feel for the ""click"" otherwise you're gonna find yourself standing in the shower holding the bottle up your vag dumbfounded, calling for your girlfriend to help as you fruitlessly squeeze it lol" "Oh it might be less about skin stretching & more about swelling going down! Kinda easy to mix those 2 things up, especially since it's hard to envision what my non-swelled vag will look like. It looks kind of okay now? But I bet in like a month I'll be laughing at that statement." "@sextoyspolitics It might be that as well! To be honest I didn't get the impression that this was like, mission critical, but they did mention I could try it and I had some pretty awful discharge yesterday which is NORMAL but I needed to set my mind at ease." At least I don't have balls anymore! If they had to cram those in too I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to walk for like a month. "Part of the weird pains I'll have in my vag is when I'm like, moving my legs in certain directions and just the *tightness* of everything causes mild pain/discomfort. The skin presumably needs to stretch a bit before all my bits (ESPECIALLY the former erectile tissue) have room." "@TwippingVanilla *orgasms while half asleep in bed at like the 3 or 4 week mark, more to the point" "@TwippingVanilla Semi-functional =/= doctor recommend point at which it's safe to start attempting clitoral orgasms. Like I've heard stories of orgasms while half asleep in bed, but that's not the same thing as putting a vibrator on your clit. So yeah in some ways I might have fun sooner." Okay it wasn't that bad. I was expecting way more grossness hiding up in my vag and there was barely any. Doing it in the shower probably helped. Alright! Conquered this vagina task! It's no longer scary 🥰💕 @TwippingVanilla Every surgeon has different rules 🤷 "@sextoyspolitics Doctor's orders. Vinegar based douching, but I'm only gonna do it sparingly. Once everything heals up? My vag is a vag, meaning I'm not gonna douche except in like weird catastrophies I can't yet envision lol" "@Notactuallysmol A douche is a vag cleaner. Not a great thing to overuse if you were born with a vag, but recommend while you're healing from having one installed. It's not something I should be nervous about, really. I just get nervous about every new experience with this thing lol" The brand is called Summer's Eve and I literally cannot groan loud enough Gonna try douching. Not looking forward to it >.< Wish me luck @KodaBarePH i'm revealing all of our bunny secrets i'm so sorry @vexwerewolf Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @Trancister I've missed exactly one too! We're neck and neck! @PhyrexianThot hhgfffghhffhhh NO D:< *whines* I dun wanna wait another 5 and a half weeks until I can touch my clit >/////< @behsss awwwww that's less fun @LapineWitchGirl *huffs* FINE. Very pleasant awakening feelings in the clit today 🥰 Sooooo nice having one finally @KittenFemme There has been exactly one good Batmobile and it was the 89 one. Animated Series one is real good too. No I will not be taking questions at this time. @nyaakat @SarahSwitchy THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN OMG 💕💕💕 @PhyrexianThot @ServantoftheFae but that sounds so gay and lewd! I'm in @ServantoftheFae @PhyrexianThot shame "@squidlarkin They're all just a little bit conservative, even if only in this aspect of life, so left wing thinking will only doom us and right wing thinking is the only reasonable way to go." @PhyrexianThot but I need those dry panties!!! D: "@licoricetick @LapineWitchGirl I'm a huge breedslut, yes >//////<" @rabb1teatsmeat @TallGirlRoxy Always good to meet another bunny!!! :3 @LapineWitchGirl hhhhhhh living the dream 😍 @Doc_Wolverine lol fair @LapineWitchGirl ffggggggffhhhgf >//////< @TallGirlRoxy @rabb1teatsmeat Thank you for introducing me to this account holy heck 👀💦 "In other words, my rapidly swelling belly right now? Completely normal, please keep going 👀💦" "Rabbit furries are a lot like regular rabbits except their propensity for breeding tends to completely ignore the logistics of the genitals involved. I'd say make sure to use protection, but that doesn't tend to help much either." @LapineWitchGirl gosh you don't have to call me out so viciously tho!!!! >/////< @Doc_Wolverine Wonder who you're talking about lol :P "@heynetters I want to be able to pay whoever does it for me, but thank you." "@Tor_Marshie Not if I can't pay you for it, so it'll have to wait. But thank you." @trgrrl HELL YES Thought I was gonna have enough for a YCH furry art auction after this paycheck but I guess it's not in the cards. I guess I had my heart set on it more than I realized though because I'm crying. Feels kinda silly. I really want to see a competent artist draw my fursona. @sextoyspolitics @ABeardedQueer Which is traditionally an art term lol @sextoyspolitics @ABeardedQueer Mmmmmm sexual friction~ @TheCrystalStorm whomst among us @sextoyspolitics @ABeardedQueer It REALLY is but I always associated it more with dicks? I guess it would still feel really good with my new equipment 👀 @heynetters wanna be the one who gets petted I'd like people to stop making me feel better by telling me how much the show sucks? It's doing the opposite of what you're intending. @OzmaRacc 👀👀👀💦 @heynetters @MrsStephinMerit 😘💕 @OzmaRacc Hell yeah! No idea when it could happen but you're really cute so hopefully soon 👀 "@heynetters @MrsStephinMerit You can both volunteer, gosh 😍" @OzmaRacc Just knowing there's enthusiasm there really helps though! Fuck it I'll probably be visiting you first :P @heynetters @MrsStephinMerit I'm so lost by this conversation o.o @BossPuppy87 @Cosmosgamer2 Dysphoria sucks so much I'm so sorry :/ @BossPuppy87 @Cosmosgamer2 You will! I hope a pussy is in your near future for you both 💕 I SHOULD REALLY ADD THAT YOU DON'T NEED A BULGE TO SIGN UP FOR THIS LOTTA CUTIES WITH PUSSIES LIKING THIS TWEET AND I'D BE REMISS IF I DIDN'T REMIND Y'ALL THAT SCISSORING EXISTS AND IT'S EQUALLY VALID OKAY @DVanillannie @Esper_Lily It is! I'm living my fantasy! It's unbelievable at times :3 @DVanillannie @Esper_Lily omg same @maegodhavemercy I understand completely. Jones' portrayal of that character was a big draw for me :/ @DVanillannie @Esper_Lily More cis people (and therefore eggs) need to understand that so often dysphoria follows realizing one is trans. Sounds paradoxical but it's so true. "@Esper_Lily @DVanillannie Dreams were important for me too. A dream about having a vagina sparked the very first stirrings of genital dysphoria for me, and a dream where I met a trans woman and tearfully asked her how she did it is what caused me to finally realize I was trans." I didn't want to see the Cats movie but it feels like these reviews are catering to me as a furry specifically. @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys I KNOW SHE TOLD ME AND I WAS SO EXCITED FOR YOU BABE!!! LET'S SWAP FRIEND CODES AND ALSO DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN CONNECT YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT AND FIND TWITTER FRIENDS THROUGH THAT??? @CateSpice So incredibly pretty 😍 "@Esper_Lily @DVanillannie Yep I love those phrases too! Hearing that I didn't need dysphoria to be trans is what allowed me to eventually realize I had a TON of dysphoria, paradoxically. The trans community's doors should be wide open to everyone." @maegodhavemercy It's okay. You're completely forgiven 💕💕💕💕💕 "@maegodhavemercy It helps to hear that you loved the book too, though. Like I said it's my favorite book of all time 💕" "@Esper_Lily @DVanillannie I found it so interesting and ironic that so many narratives I heard about trans people didn't feel like they applied to me, but then when I turned around and tried to explain this experience, I unavoidably used the same language due to the limits of language itself." "@maegodhavemercy I'd rather experience it myself, but thank you. For future reference I very rarely want something I seem interested in watching to be preemptively ""ruined"" for me by way of assuring me it's bad :/" "@CateSpice It's not about ""it being legal makes it right"" it's about trying to illustrate for stubborn transphobes that for some of us at least, we're just... our genders. It's reality. Putting you or I or most trans women in male spaces would be FAR weirder than they insist it would be." @Chopin_42 yes plz!!!! 💦 @DVanillannie @Esper_Lily For me it was odd. I had three thoughts that never overlapped at once but were all very telling: I wished I was gay I wished I was a lesbian I wished I was trans If only I had those thoughts simultaneously I might've had a revelation much sooner lol @vexwerewolf NICE. Preemptive blocking and block chaining is a MUST for existing on this platform as a queer person imo @sillygaymiria @futanarchy whomst among us @futanarchy bimbo except even more femme? impressive @OzmaRacc gosh yes plz 👀💦 "@Esper_Lily I feel the exact same way! I like to think it's because on some level I knew I was queer deep down, but for many years I wished I could be queer. So glad I finally get to be 😭💕" @Esper_Lily Exactly! :D @OzmaRacc Hell yeah! I'll definitely keep you in mind if I ever visit Texas! It'd be so much fun to go thrifting with you! 🥰💕 "@PhyrexianThot @BoringNerdyKate @brina_kitten Same. But the spirit of my former dick is EXTREMELY pathetic, trust me." @BoringNerdyKate A very specific flavor of gender euphoria that I never knew I needed the words to describe. @NeurologNyx @futanarchy ...sorry what was that? 👀 "@OzmaRacc 💕💕💕!!! We should really hang out sometime! If you're ever in Colorado we'd love to have you at the ranch. I'm sure I've extended this offer an obnoxious number of times but just in case, here's one more 💕" @OzmaRacc I like it! It's downright inspirational if it's not too weird to say. Your relationship to queerness is something I really admire :3 this is the WORST way for me to discover Crispin Fucking Glover was in this show wtf D:< Why's this show gotta start seemingly sucking through firings before I finally decided to watch it? It's my favorite book... :/ @PhyrexianThot EXACTLY. Two gal pals helping each other with an important medical procedure! "@human_izzy That's fair. The same might happen to me, honestly. Progesterone has helped though so who knows. I could never have sex again and this vag would still be worth it tho 🥰" "@ArtyMaus That's fair! Having a pussy is pretty neat! I think if it sounds appealing to you, you'd probably enjoy it too!" @mode_view That's a really common concern that tells me you're on the right track and that none of those worries are true 💕 @PhyrexianThot I guess I should add I'm open to non-bulge grinding too 🤔 "@ComicsByXan Cis people's obsession with trying to work out the ""why"" of transness kinda bothers me. I guess I'm curious about it too sometimes, but it's kinda looking for the wrong thing imo." "@ADirtyTrans I CAN'T wait! That's the problem!! D: But seriously right now my thoughts are on body parts, less so toys. Gonna need to recruit some girldick owners!" "really just wanna grind my pussy against a cutie's bulge, you know? clothes on (for now), just some good on fashioned horny grinding 💦 six more weeks until I can x.x" @OzmaRacc Never framed it that way in my head before but now that you mention it? HUGE SAME. @PrissyOrcGF oh goddess those hoooooooorns 😍💕💦 "@mode_view I think people who gatekeep terms need a new hobby, personally. People should be invited to experiment with queer terms as much as possible when learning about themselves." @mode_view This is very different of course but I remember when I first came out as trans and I felt calling myself a lesbian was appropriating. @mode_view That's totally understandable. Obviously you can really only use the term if you yourself feel welcome to it. "@phyphor I'm not sure what the solution is to that problem. As a lesbian that mostly fits the exclusive definition, I don't mind sharing, but I agree that sometimes it sucks that there isn't a word that means just the one thing. I'd rather be inclusive, but it's still a loss." "@phyphor I mean we kinda have that in the lesbian community as well. The era for ""lesbian"" meaning ""EXCLUSIVELY a woman loving women exclusively"" has only been a few decades and it's slowly start to encompass more and more expressions of queerness once again." @PrissyOrcGF I wanna be a monstergirl 😭💕 "@phyphor I'm 32 and it seems like the younger queers agree that ""gay"" means ""homosexual"" (though you don't really often hear ""homosexual"" anymore?). I think the term is just growing to include more general queerness 💕" @phyphor I appreciate the perspective! @FrigidElfChild hot @jesuiscatte RIGHT??? I thought I was a cis man! It's really weird x.x "@phyphor Still very queer, though! And obviously if you're an exception, that's cool! My whole thing is I like that people in the queer community seem to agree that gay is pretty fun, even if in some cases they feel it doesn't apply to them 💕" "@Calliethulhu I get what you mean, though! Cishets need to not appropriate our shit, for sure." "(To clarify, being bi is queer, I just wasn't sure how to word that to ensure that straight trans people are being included in that too? If you trains, you're queer, and if you're bi, you're also queer, and in my opinion that means you can call stuff gay. Go wild 💕)" More things should be gay tbh! "This ties into why I'm so lax about what people call ""gay"" as well. Like if you're bi or straight, but some aspect of your otherwise seemingly not-so-gay relationship feels gay to you? As long as you're otherwise queer, call it gay! It's totally gay! YOU made it gay!" "Obviously I'm biased, but... I dunno, I just wonder how biased that really is sometimes." "Speaking for myself, I had only the barest proper interaction with a cishet relationship (only had one serious girlfriend before coming out) and ALL of my queer relationships since then have been SO much better." "I think there's something really, really telling about the fact that the majority of nonbinary people I know insist on the fact that no matter who they're dating/fucking, it's gay. That points to a truth about queerness that I think we all understand on some level." @TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild I just think it'd be cute for her to know that her sleepy form refused to stop sleeping for you :P @TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild AWWWWWW!!!! @Calliethulhu 😳😍🥰!!!!!!!!!! "@Calliethulhu I can't answer this because my mind is clouded by gay. I'm 5'11"" and disaster lesbian brain is like ""well they're taller than that right""" "@peced @BruckeHarmony omg The first time I remember wanting a vagina, AND actually hearing that vaginoplasties were a thing, was in 1999. I mean I was 12 so I would've HAD to wait at least another 6 years but that's... wow. I'm tearing up a bit. Thank you for sharing 💕" @SweetBeans99 @SynTheGuardian I have to survive until Monday 😬 Should have enough words muted though. @SweetBeans99 Oh that makes sense! Honestly I wasn't super mad because I know your heart's in the right place. And tbh I'm trying to keep my expectations low too so I get it 💕 "@FrigidElfChild okay but that's UNBEARABLY adorable, please tease her with this as soon as she's awake" "@SweetBeans99 I'm not really sure how best to fill my muted word list when workarounds like this exist. Declarations of quality are spoilers to me. I dunno, the movie's not even out yet? I figure that's a fair starting point?" @ArinaArtemis__ @CamnuiLyme Yes. Extremely. @LapineWitchGirl The idea of being a portable consciousness legit gives me euphoria @cyberslutfaye fuckin mood @TwippingVanilla Hell yeah! That'll be fun too! As long as it's not my girldick 🤮 @TwippingVanilla Mmmmmm the faker the better imo. Like I'm looking forward to finally topping with one and just reveling in the LACK of sensation for myself. It sounds bizarre if you've never had dick-based genital dysphoria but unf I can't wait 😍 "@PersephoneHime The last Monday in January is my 8 week mark of when I can try clitoral orgasms, but who knows? Maybe a little before then I can at least be turned on without pain lol" @Nickle4aPickle Awwww thank you Danielle!!! 💕 @bexslc I knew I was never a man the second I could feel how much better having an E-based endocrine system felt tbh 🥰 @DragonQueenRose Ooooookay gonna block this one. Jesus Christ. @Chopin_42 HHHHHHHHHHH 👀👀👀👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦 "@DragonQueenRose YEP SUCH IMPORTANT CONCERNS THEY ALL HAD LITERALLY 100% OF THE EVIDENCE WAS ""PEAR."" I was able to regain the 100 followers I lost but what a ridiculous joke that was. Still stressed me the fuck out though! Hope they feel like heroes." @Chopin_42 hhhhhh 👀💦 "@DragonQueenRose Anyway I mention that because to me it's apparent you're a good person NOW, regardless of what people claim you might've done in the past (and it sounded really vague and bullshit on top of that)." "@DragonQueenRose I had a mutual try to warn me about you a while back, right before people started claiming I was a pedophile based on no evidence and said mutual IMMEDIATELY blocked me. This isn't about protecting people. It's about being friends/enemies with the correct people. It's sickening." @PersephoneHime 👀👀👀👀👀👀💦💦💦 @PersephoneHime 👀👀👀 @DragonQueenRose I don't know exactly what lies are being spread about you but I know how this feels and I'm so sorry you're going through it. You've been nothing but an amazing friend and you have my support 💕 @PhyrexianThot I'M ONLY 15 DAYS IN AND I'M KINDA THERE TOO??? I JUST HAD THAT THING HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN???? "@litterboxhex @behsss Every part of transition can be EXTREMELY overwhelming, but you got this!" Mmm feels really nice to stop and just... FEEL that new hole I have. It's so obviously supposed to be there. Dunno how many more genital-based gender euphoria tweets I'm gonna make but it'll probably be a lot! Genital dysphoria is by far my oldest dysphoria and now it's GONE. "@PhyrexianThot vore the good parts, compleat the rest, presumably :V" @behsss ily2! you're the best!! 💕💕💕 "@enbyChloe Well it's not like they said ""You HAVE to douche in this EXACT schedule"" but it was suggested that I do it once a week Once I'm all healed up I want to treat it like any vagina and douche rarely but until then? Yeah the discharge is a little gross. Could stand to clear it out" @norintha @emuchaton babe how could you do this to me @emuchaton THANK YOU @MaiaFranklyn they're... they're not very good at pokemon @MaiaFranklyn twats who think they're royalty gonna need a LOT of sex to make up for lost time 👀 "15 days post-surgery. You know what that means? I'm a quarter of the way to being cleared for clitoral orgasms I'm 1/6th of the way to being healed enough for sex I got this, hell yeah 😎" This video from @behsss has been so helpful every time I rewatch it. I'm now 15 days post-surgery and there's stuff I'm noticing in the video that's only relevant to me now. It's helping so much. If you want a vaginoplasty you should bookmark this video https://t.co/3PBJeQdaFl @Keysis19 me too honestly lol @PhyrexianThot Vampire Nighthawk that bitch a bit @blaze_casual woah gay @sistawendy 3 times a day is hard mode but at least it only lasts for 3 months. I can do hard mode for 3 months. When I started HRT I didn't start missing doses until like 6 months in lol "@TooLongForATwee It's 3 times a day for the first 3 months, then it drops to 2 times a day. The assumption is a midday dilation but it's not overtly suggested. I have no fucking idea how I'd do this if my job wasn't simply helping where/when I'm needed on the family ranch! Sorry :/" @RaeGun2k Not even a little bit surprised. Still somehow shocking. Wow. "AAAAAAAAA OMG THANK YOU @EllieODaire!!! I've had this series on my wishlist for a DECADE, no joke. I got some reading to do! :D https://t.co/7u1gOJQIl4" "Even though my last two dilations had to be two & a half hours apart because of running errands today, I'm still a GOOD GIRL who does ALL THREE DILATIONS per day 🥰💕" @JosieKendamu Omg wow!!! 😍😍😍 @RiotGrrrlJemma CUTE GIRL TUM IMO "@TransgurlTSB Of course! I hadn't even thought about this until I started to feel it, but yeah, seems like they thought of just about everything." @LeafTilde OMG YES YES YES I'M TEARING UP FROM THE WHOLESOMENESS ALONE 😭💕 "@RaeGun2k @KirstiMiller30 @CocaCola Ugh I could use some reduced swelling. Better than it was at first, but everything still feels very tight :X" "@LeafTilde i don't even know if i wanna be the girl or the ""boy"" in that scenario, gosh" @LeafTilde WHOLESOME AND PURE WOW @AhoyMeghan Not stopping anytime soon! 💕 @RaeGun2k EXACTLY. LIKE HOW EVEN??? I KNOW I'M A TRANS GIRL BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THIS SIMPLE??? @RaeGun2k It's SO cool and freaky! And it's amazing the body can just... do this! Like my body was expecting this on some level. Genital dysphoria is wild. @theNDhighelf @DarkTyrannosaur hhh 😍💦 @lumpen_rose The clitoris is truly a mysterious creature lol Bit by bit these parts I've needed my whole life are becoming more and more a part of me. Every day I heal and become more whole 💕 "Today started out kinda scary with how my vag felt. Not pain, just... could feel things and those things felt new and mysterious. But at the end of today I feel like I've fully absorbed those feelings into my body map. They are a part of me, and it's no longer frightening 🥰" @RipleyNight just bury my face in your cock plz 😍💦 Uggggghhhh been kinda putting off douching despite the doctor's orders but I don't think I wanna keep putting it off. Fine. Tomorrow... we douche. @RipleyNight 👅🍆💦 "@PrissyOrcGF @OzmaRacc (sheir bio says shier birthday is January 3rd, I think this is referencing ""when the decade is over"")" "@jesuiscatte As far as I know, yes" @CodeWitchJen Finally being rid of my genital dysphoria is a helluva drug 🥰💕 "@ConceptuallyHot @PrissyOrcGF It's basically impossible for me to parse where the trans experience ends and the plurality experience begins, but here's what I know: - Our pre-transition self isn't present in our system - I've heard singlet trans people explain similar ""that wasn't me"" experiences" "@PrissyOrcGF It's something that I guess can vary a lot among trans people, but I feel so strongly that my previous self was someone wholly different from me. I thank him for giving me life but it's really hard for me to believe I was ever him. Super surreal to think about." @SilicateWitch They ARE omg @SilicateWitch Well regardless we have pussies now 🥰💕 @SilicateWitch It's SO COOL getting to rediscover all this honestly 💕 @SilicateWitch I mean I think they got rid of most of our glans??? But regardless yeah that's mostly what I'm feeling. Kinda? It's weird because everything's been rearranged. @msmaddiecakes You're gonna love it 💕 @msmaddiecakes Oh yeah it's a thing! lol Like it feels like my dick was split to make it! Not in a painful way but still a weird way. "Seriously once I realized what this new part was, a lot of minor stress melted away. Like I already trusted that everything was going well, but really *knowing* that I have the parts I'm supposed to have really helps." @BrieCayne Awwww thank you!! 😭💕💕💕 "I was really worried that this was just one of those limitations of the surgery rather than mapping directly onto cis lady parts but if you look at a diagram of a clitoris, see how the interior parts are kinda wishbone shaped? The wings of the wishbone are what I'm feeling rn" "Okay so yeah specifically the weird feeling of nerves waking up around my urethra is apparently former erectile tissue and I can TELL. Most ironic part of this surgery so far is bits that used to be internal now feel external, which sounds entirely backwards, considering." "@BruckeHarmony I've been reminded that a diagram of the entire clitoris is actually kinda wishbone shaped, so my remaining erectile tissue is exactly where it's supposed to be. Makes sense but I hadn't realized that until just now. Thank you!" "@BruckeHarmony Yeah it might be erectile tissue. Must be, actually. My GF has some extra left over in her vag too. Hard to know where the ""this would've been this part had your body developed the way it was supposed to"" starts and ""we made this concession based on the limits of surgery"" ends." @Esper_Lily Well once you said it I realized what happened. Morgan's a good friend of mine though so I instantly felt really guilty. She's the one who hid that comment. Luckily my tweet wasn't around for very long. @RipleyStorm @xychelsea I get a really hard to describe emotion whenever I'm reminded I'm only a few months older than Chelsea :/ Goddess I hope she can get out of prison again. @Esper_Lily I'm a huge dumbass "@BruckeHarmony No I lost most of my head. My inner labia is made of... well it's hard to say? I dunno it's not all healed yet but it's just flesh that feels like it used to be inside my dick. I dunno. But otherwise most parts of a dick map to a vag in a developmental way, yeah." "@BruckeHarmony Well I don't know what the corona is, but that's exactly where everything maps to, you're right! And my inner vagina is the former outer skin of my girldick. It feels way less alien than it might sound." @BruckeHarmony I have DMs turned off for folks I'm not following. I don't mind public questions if you don't. @BruckeHarmony I mean I'm down for answering questions like that if you're still curious. Genital dysphoria is a very distant thing for me now 💕 @StebMcDreb https://t.co/57zpOeyB26 "@StebMcDreb You've seen the J*nTr*n hoodie I plan to burn, right?" "@BruckeHarmony (awwwww I'm interested in the previous version of your reply, but maybe it's too early for me to answer anyway given how I'm not fully healed yet. Thank you tho! 💕💕💕)" @StebMcDreb tenouttaten :/ Love being trans Love being gay Love being queer Love that life feels safe enough for me to openly love these things 🥰 "@maegodhavemercy @MagsVisaggs It gets easier! Caring about my appearance really snuck up on me, honestly lol" @Notactuallysmol brat energy STRONK wow @PrissyOrcGF Gonna be ten times as trans on new year's just to spite this bizarre human "@StebMcDreb hecc, gay~" @BlackheartRieka Straps are better anyway hehe 💕 Dick to strap transformation is one of my absolute favorites in TG smut due entirely to my genital dysphoria and I *can't believe* that's just literally my life now 😍😍😍 "@StebMcDreb but wait a sec, *I'm* girls!!! :O" @Notactuallysmol Oh no!!! Poor bab :/ "Literally have to use store bought now, sorry cuties. But hey, at least it can be any size you like and I'll always be hard~ 😘" The only dick I'm capable of owning at this point is the fake removable kind and omg the gender euphoria I feel realizing that is uhhhhhhh extremely nice??? @SpaceGoatHunter Oh goddess I need that 😭 Few more weeks. It'll go fast. I got this. @SpaceGoatHunter I have no doubt whatsoever that my first clitgasm will be a bit of a surprise lol Like yeah it's gonna feel a bit weird as an organ I've had my entire life slowly wakes up in a completely new configuration. But the configuration itself? Not even a little bit weird. Having a hole there without a girldick is such a huge relief. "Like there's still some discomfort as stuff wakes up. But I keep focusing on that discomfort to see if it feels ""wrong,"" you know? And it doesn't. Whatever else feels a little uncomfortable, not having a dick feels perfect." @TracerPlace They don't often do it tbh "@maegodhavemercy @MagsVisaggs Waxing one's eyebrows is one of the best/quickest/easiest ways to look super femme, and this is coming from someone who hates using makeup. Definitely a good thing to have booked! :3" @maegodhavemercy AAAAAAA OFFICIAL CUTIE OVER HERE 💕 @Kamenspider Ooooh that's not bad! "@Kamenspider Yeah and technically it should be a Cybertronian that had one alt mode, then got a completely different one which is even less common lol" "Not that there aren't ANY vag alt modes, mind. https://t.co/XiR9s2hbZb" You have no idea how long I spent trying to think of a Transformer that had two alt modes that resemble a dick & a vag. Like even before you said that. Been working on this a while. Frustratingly there aren't really any? Part of the problem is not many vehicles resemble a vag. love too see a non-mutual I admire just showing up in my notifications liking a tweet I made talking about poop twitter's a weird place "Like yeah more to the point, squeezing every spare minute from workers acting like THEY'RE stealing YOUR time is fucked up, but also, we need to talk about this ridiculous unspoken assumption people have that everyone should be firing off perfect five minute shits on command." You can't expect workers to live off highly processed meat products and also insist that all bathroom breaks should be a few minutes tops. Fuck capitalism. "listen forget clit orgasms, as soon as just like, my clit getting hard doesn't hurt, gonna turn the horny up to 11 on here" "I know it's kinda easier said than done depending on your situation, but if you're able to replace boring old holidays with queer holidays spent with chosen family? Such a huge improvement imo 🥰🎄💕" @KirstiMiller30 Awwwww thank you!!! 💕💕💕 "@upandoutcomic It really makes me happy to hear you're still friends! That doesn't always work out of course, but I remember when I first heard y'all weren't together anymore and like... I dunno, I just often wish love was enough 💕" @KirstiMiller30 Peeing with a girldick was traumatic for me too. It's soooooo much better now and I'm not even fully healed yet! Just feels so *right* "@Trancister I do too! I'm rooting for you, pussy pal! 💕💕💕" @AnxietySong Sounds like my 2016 lol My dick is finally reshaped into a proper vagina like my body has been expecting my entire life and it feels so fucking *right* @Trancister OOF I'm so sorry Anna :/ Any estimate on when they might take it out? @TrexPushups SAME. For me once I had my surgery date scheduled my bottom dysphoria was so much more manageable. But nothing beats just having it be gone completely 🥰🥰🥰 @caraesten I'm kinda shocked how much I'm able to do having had surgery so recently. "@CateSpice okay side note I've never heard ""mermaid thighs"" before but I LOVE IT" @KirstiMiller30 I'm two weeks and a day post op so uhhhhh now I'm a bit nervous lol "@emilynezz Mmmmmm I need that feeling in my life, unf I'm kinda halfway there honestly. Surprising me how fast it's going lol" Honestly my vag was arranged in this extremely wrong-feeling setup for over 30 years and it's finally starting to feel normal 🥰 Like seriously I had a girldick just 15 days ago and when I try to remember what it felt like to have it my mind actively resists it. @AnxietySong I mean I love butts but I make no secret of this :V @FinalBossFemme GAY CHRISTMAS BEST CHRISTMAS @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaa I'll never get over how incredible your glowup is Morgan!!! 😍 You look so much happier 🥰💕 @Cellrayy @FreeTheYuni That's very true! Oh nooooooo so many cuties who want to do lewd things with me keep liking these tweets >/////> @FreeTheYuni Right??? There's a pure and wholesome potential to this idea that's not hard to see. @FreeTheYuni cis male doms just kinda ruin everything :/ like it's hard to assume the best version of this tweet @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso no spoons today I'm sorry @dessydoodle69 Nothing above a 3 really "Context matters. And there needs to be ""reclaiming slurs"" context allowed. That's so fucking important goddammit." "@OzmaRacc @Lookin4Serenity @CallMeCadejo so yeah like b!mb0, s!ut, these are words to censor when replying to others hopefully that's enough and they don't teach the system to recognize censored words too :/" "It's easy to infer how this automation happened, but the end result is still that queer voices are being silenced. It's infuriating." @OzmaRacc @Lookin4Serenity @CallMeCadejo Yeah anything with an @ + anything that can be misconstrued as an insult is touchy for Twitter now. I'm used to them caring about the word b!mb0 but I didn't stop and think about those other words or I would've said something :/ @BonzoixofMN Oh yeah by all accounts my healing is going really well. I can't wait until it feels less pull-y x.x A lot of pain that isn't pain in the new vag today. It's just... the feeling of more and more sensitive flesh waking up and feeling pulled taught is A Lot. Like the flesh around my urethra is waking up to a bad hangover. @GenderBanana Doesn't have to be rough for me. Roughness is just icing on the makeout cake 😎 @GenderBanana awwww gosh thamk you >/////< @litterboxhex wow gosh same??? @vexwerewolf hhhhhhh I got some morning stuff I need to do but then yes absolutely >////< @Notactuallysmol good mode to be in imo constantly embarrassed at how easily you can get me to cum just from nipple play it's SO unfair [cw nsfw] it me tho @LittleLambJenny (UN. FAIR. D:<) @vexwerewolf you better heckin destroy this pussy so help me D:< @LittleLambJenny it... it doessss >///////< @ADirtyTrans 😘💕💕💕💕💕 @TwippingVanilla No she's not involved with K*iser @TwippingVanilla I had to work through K*iser and their trans coordinator because that's where my health insurance is. I guess just keep trying? :/ @LittleLambJenny hhhhhhgggfffffffffddd wha babies d-do >/////< @LittleLambJenny h-hecc >///@///< @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis oh hecc mommy's lap that's a pretty sweet gig @LittleLambJenny Ummmmmm sometimes I try to hide it!! @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis wow she really thinks she can hide how much of a huge obvious baby she is 🤔 @NewGenderWhoDis AAAAAA OMG CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 @KittenFemme some might call that being a brat :P @JosieKendamu @PrissyOrcGF oh my goddess this gif is perfect @PhyrexianThot cute tho 😍 @BonzoixofMN I'm on too much weed to dream very much. I bet I would be having weird dreams if I wasn't though. i Amn just……….. a litle gorl. Thatse It . I Canot change this. bein gorl good @paddedjay @GhostClumps b-but!!! >//////< @GhostClumps @paddedjay n... not a stinker j-just soggy /)//////(\ "@GhostClumps @paddedjay but, but!!! >/////<" @GhostClumps @paddedjay h-hey am i supposed to be the soggy butt??? D:< @Tricliniangry I TRIED ONE RECENTLY AND IT'S SUCH GOOD SHIT @GhostClumps fmmh-mweh >/////> @GhostClumps hhhgggghhgghh >///////< @GhostClumps hhhhhhh gosh >//////> imma pwincess >:3 @polyheartmony OMG YES PLZ 😭💕💕💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb oh yay 😍💦💦💦 @StebMcDreb I'm looking forward to it too! *Goddess* I wanna do such lewd and gay things with you~ Just go ahead and destroy this pussy plz :3 @polyheartmony well now this bun is excited too!! @polyheartmony I need to have this body omg @ConfusedSwitch CUTE 💕 @StebMcDreb aaaahhhhnn pleeeeeease~ 💦 @ConfusedSwitch gonna get so heckin lewd and gay with you wow~ "@ConfusedSwitch just ASKING for soft, delicate smooches all over your body gosh D:<" My parts might be half numb and feel kinda alien because of that but it's all awakening to a feeling I expected to have despite never once feeling before. I guess none of this should surprise me lol Memories of my girldick are recent but they feel so detached from reality. It's all very foggy. The slowly awakening nerves in my new vag does feel really weird but it also feels undeniably *right.* It feels more like I'm re-learning how to have the parts I already did rather than learning how to use new parts. It's surreal. "@crystallgnaires No sex for 12 weeks, actually. At least the way my surgeon does it." @FrigidElfChild meanie D:< hmmmm might be more accurate to say it'll be all over for me @FrigidElfChild always 💦 just wait until I'm allowed to have clitoral orgasms then it's all over for you fuckers D:< Increasingly frustrated I can't touch myself for another six weeks D:< "@caraesten I mean that's my plan too, so," @FrigidElfChild good :3 @LeafTilde Everyone's being all into slime girls on my TL and it's doin stuff to me D:< @asur_el Yep! Adorable bonded pets settling into their new wonderful life 💕 I do hope it is a part 1! :3c @asur_el This one was so wholesome and cute!! Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 "@The_Beebles Both would be lovely, thank you!" @MisfitFlannery In-universe: YES and I think that's ALSO AWESOME :D In-game mechanically for breeding purposes: No @mode_view Please do thank you! 💕 "I WILL GLADLY TAKE ANY AND ALL TRADED SWEETS, YES OMG Trading online seems like a massive pain this generation is the only thing :/ https://t.co/WqNya2mX5M" "thinking about how both of these cuties could have very easily and believably been genderless but game freak were like NO, it HAS to be GIRL goo and like, i just feel so Seen" @mode_view Hell yeah could you link it please? :D "You know what, Pokemon Company? Keep the National Dex, just give me an Unown/Vivillon/Alcremie mission every generation and we're square. I LIVE for this shit. This is like concentrated Pokemon to me." "Okay seems like there's a lot more involved with making cafe battles repeatable, but it IS possible which is nice! https://t.co/Ma8mKMDVCf" @bretmwxyz Awesome! Thank you again so much! 💕 @bretmwxyz Nice! Thank you! And I assume it's repeatable? "@bretmwxyz I am not above that at all, no! Is it as simple as fucking with the system calendar or what?" "What are the down sides of fucking with the calendar in Pokemon Sword & Shield to time travel? Just looking to get sweets from cafe owners for my Alcremie collection faster, I'm willing to have other features locked for a day or whatever depending on what the punishment is." So yeah saving in front of the counter and save scumming looks like it doesn't work. Which SUUUUUCKS because you only get 3 battles a day. Got a berry sweet at least. Gonna be at this a fair while. Okay so it looks like 90% of getting every flavor with every decoration of Alcremie is just fighting cafe owners. Is the sweet they give you decided regardless of if you fight or can I save scum this at the counter? https://t.co/r1qrcwlgHH "@MaiaFranklyn No, just put my Ditto through a LOT of stud work :V" finally ready to whip up some girl goo #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ph7jHA4YXE @LapineWitchGirl I'm down! :3 @OneLameShark I know that problem all-too well lol https://t.co/OLgg9Q7lEh "I love how Milcery & Alcremie are just 100% girl goo because like, same https://t.co/qEOqRB8azV" It feels like relaxing one's pelvic floor muscles while dilating might have the fun side benefit of making uhhhhh certain bodily functions easier right afterward? >.> @OneLameShark I LOVE ROAD RAGE SO MUCH I BET YOU ARE TOO 💕 @OzmaRacc thank you in advance for going mad with power I knew I could count on you to do the right thing 😭💕💕💕 @Nickle4aPickle Awesome! I think I'm still gonna go for the all tho. Are those two illegal sweets just not released yet? @_RainingInside 9 is pretty good! May as well get all 63 tho :V @TimonicWulfgar Yeah! You have to whip it up! "@TimonicWulfgar No, it's the evolution trigger." "Seriously I only collect forms that display in the PC boxes. They PROBABLY all show up (works that way with Unown, Vivillon, etc), but it'd be nice to be sure." "@TimonicWulfgar No it gets a color based on the sweet it's holding, what time of day it is, and how many times you go spinny." @mode_view I'll definitely be researching that when I'm ready. First though is catching 63 Milcery! @TimonicWulfgar 63 different colors @IanG1773 Yep! This'll be my first and last period oof x.x @BonzoixofMN Yeah it was just some near clit/urethra area. It's likely a dissolved suture? My GF who's had a vaginoplasty looked at it and said it's fine. No extra pain from it either. And no I've not lifted anything. @Trancister *hugs* we got this :/ omg I just found out about all of Alcremie's forms and uhhhhh I need them all o_o (Anyone know if these affect the tiny sprites you see in the PC boxes?) https://t.co/3988NyLa5w like there's so many beautiful people that I get to smooch how is this my life @QueercoreTrash That helps to hear thank you 💕 I love being queer so fucking much 😭💕💕💕 @Nuurbs I'm a bit phobic of blood but I think I'll manage x.x "So yeah, vag is sore, bleeding, and on top of everything else? Itchy. And I don't feel safe scraching it. So just, grumpy vag today D:<" @Kamenspider >/////> "I mean like, in a good way! I'm glad she's here! She's wonderful to hang out with! But she's just really pretty gosh >/////>" @Kamenspider I mean we're all laying on the same couch lol. I'm introduced. She's just... gosh >/////> You should read my girlfriend's smut! :3 pretty girls make me shy and nervous *whines* @loveydoveypup Hard to aim without using a hand mirror and looking :/ im gay Mistress's new girlfriend is sooooooo pretty omg >/////< @Nuurbs That helps to hear but it's so gross to think about D: @keystomemories Oof that's like a known thing? Guess that makes me feel better but still oof :/ Seriously the pumpkin is STUCK so I guess I'm done D:< .@ikksnay made a new account on Jen's Switch but before I delete this one I want to share the amazing name/pose she has #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/UgJ9toYoIa MY GOAL OF STEALING EVERYTHING IN TOWN HAS BEEN FOILED BY A PUMPKIN D:< #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/eovq4KVgIN game of the year 2019 #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/CR0eCA2Xmr @FrigidElfChild evily @vexwerewolf Cover yourself in enough werewolf spit inside and out and you're bound to catch a little lycanthropy @Calliethulhu BORF :3 "And then of course once the room is cleared so I can dilate, there's a bunch of fresh blood leaking out of me. No associated pain, but I have a phobia so that was even more of A Lot. Jen thinks a suture dissolved near my clit/urethra area. Just a rough morning." "Mistress's new girlfriend was in the bedroom when I woke up this morning. She's amazing but I get really shy around pretty girls at the best of times, doubly so when I'm prone and half naked? Anyway that was A Lot x.x" @Hypnothulhu hhhhh gosh 😍 @SixArmedSweater @RipleyStorm @Chrono_Wolf Seconding this @polyheartmony Omg how did I miss this when you first tweeted it? Thank you Harmony!! 💕💕💕 @RipleyStorm What's ASD? "@RipleyStorm You do amazing things, love. I care about you tons :/ 💕" @Trancister @blaze_casual They must use a different kind of dilators over there? We have four different sizes in ours. *honks in baby* #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6T9cUDKj2B @OzmaRacc holy heck same it's the best @OzmaRacc @unclechickensii Whomst among us @blaze_casual It doesn't suddenly stay hard now does it? It hasn't been this hard until now x.x "@hmsnofun prog is sooooooo good, as is Complete Tit" dilation has been hard all day today x.x done for the day at least @sextoyspolitics @ADirtyTrans @SeanWithersDraw I love it tho! Thank you! @QuestForTori IT'S A REALLY GOOD GAME @SteampunkPenny Super pretty 😍😍😍 @Ikonzero1 Not for a second @ADirtyTrans @sextoyspolitics @SeanWithersDraw Go for it! g girrrlsss immmmm gay~ @Keysis19 @RipleyStorm Ripley's the best 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF hhgfghhfff I've been looking to be destroyed anyway tbh 😍💦 @Trancister Omg that sucks D: Look I KNOW I can get to the third dot! Especially on my second dilation of the day! Dunno why my vag has gotta be all stubborn out of nowhere D:< "Oof, might've pressed a bit too hard while dilating. More sore than usual x.x" @ZJemptv Has something like that happened? @ZJemptv She's truly free THESE LESBIANS GAVE ME A FLOWER :D #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/NypFLDIx3e Just default to acting like as many humanoid races as possible are just other ways to be human. That's how ever other part of the narrative is almost certainly treating that character anyway. Attention sci-fi writers: You can't have humanoid races act as both different races and different species or you get gross shit like this. Just throw the concept of them being a separate species completely out. @QuestForTori Oh shit I should watch this shouldn't I @LambChopInPamps HEY!!! D:< This sign can't stop me because I can't read! #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/qlmDPulxcv SHIT I'M HIGH THAT'S WHAT I MEANT https://t.co/5k0PNLVQDd is arthur just furry hey arnold @LittleEmmyBee I MUST @OzmaRacc https://t.co/PSKO14Tvsa @drifa_j Thank you! 💕💕💕 THIS IS MY GARDEN NOW #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RpO1X3dh5f Tired: Rake in the lake Wired: All of the groundskeeper's possessions in the lake #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bPLbS3hfQK *honk* #UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/1JtgUqdqyu @OzmaRacc If you get canceled for using queer and slut I'm going down with you. "@drifa_j In the other sense? Like, physically? I'm doing pretty good for being a mere 11 days since my surgery." @RipleyStorm 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual same no but seriously that rope between the legs with the parts I have now 😍💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu Truth 😍 @squidlarkin wait that percentage may be rising there's a be headmate we haven't really met yet @squidlarkin *extremely Bender voice* Girls? I'm 86% girls! @QuestForHorny 😍😍😍💦💕💦 @Keysis19 Thank you so much 💕 @ParchmentScroll Thank you 💕💕💕 "@rozietoez That makes me feel better to hear, thank you so much 💕💕💕" "Oh and like, obviously the UK election results hit me pretty hard. That's a very real, big thing that's taking a toll on me. I've never even been to the UK (want to go one day soon hopefully) but I have so many loved ones over there." "@Wanoogles That really helped to hear, thank you so much Ellie 😭💕💕💕💕" I'm told it takes about a week for the remaining testosterone to leave your body after an orchiectomy (which was part of my vaginoplasty obviously). That plus surgery itself being a lot emotionally is probably why I'm so weepy today. I'm be okay. It's just... a lot right now. "Keep thinking about how my dick is really... gone. The finality of it is kinda scary to consider. Like I wanted this surgery but... I dunno, it's mildly scary to consider at times. All I can do is move forward which genitals I know I want." @MisfitFlannery same still scary though @Nickle4aPickle *hugs* 💕 @QuestForHorny ... where can I sign up? >.> @FrigidElfChild @moonsaultwitch I was gonna make that joke dammit @ThatHeckinRobin TRUTH @ThatHeckinRobin It's going better than I thought possible just 11 days out! I hope yours goes similarly well!!! 💕💕💕💕 "And if she's ever helped you in any way, tell her thank you. I think she needs that right now." Ripley (@RipleyStorm) has been up all night helping folks in crisis. She loves and gives so much and gets very little recognition for it. I'm gonna say again: You should follow her. You should have her loving presence on your timeline. "@TenaciousRanch We still gotta put ornaments on it, but that can be later today. Yay Christmas tree!!!" @ThatHeckinRobin I figured but I didn't want to assume! AAAAAAA I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! You probably heard I had mine on the 2nd. You're gonna love this! Healing is A Lot but the gender euphoria is so intense!!! Crying a lot today for a lot of little reasons. @ThatHeckinRobin Omg that's wonderful! Can I ask which surgery? "@RipleyStorm This is why I love you, babe. You have such a big heart and you're doing everything you can and more. Please don't be too hard on yourself 💕💕💕" @PrissyOrcGF @Djinnkitty @AevaRhone @TallGirlRoxy gosh same @LewdEmmaDam Yeah my GF has that same problem and I'm worried I will too :/ But there's at least a revision that exists that can fix it? "@LewdEmmaDam Oof, that sucks :/" plz do this to me 💦 @PrissyOrcGF gosh you have such good taste! :3 @GhostClumps @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal Oh you want ME to retweet that. Sure! Sorry lol "@GhostClumps @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal About how I get insurance? Yes, I mind if that private information is shared more widely than this thread and I don't see how retweeting it could help otheres. Please do no retweet it." @GhostClumps @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal RTing what? @GhostClumps @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal (And I'm not interested in having their Twitter account say hi which is why I'm censoring it. They're really awesome but it just makes it awkward) "@GhostClumps @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal They're in Colorado, California, Washington, and Oregon, if I'm not mistaken. Each state is kinda its own thing though. Like they can talk to each other and it's the same company but when you move you have to switch K*isers." "@FrigidElfChild @GhostClumps @positronicgal That doesn't really apply to anyone else, I'm afraid, but it's the truth." "I've been seeing a lot less nsfw stuff on the TL the last few days. Am I imagining things? It's not like there's been NONE, just... a lot less." "@blaze_casual Controversial take, but: boobs good" @RiotGrrrlJemma Glowup! 💕 "@PrissyOrcGF Who knows if we'll ever get there, but we've talked about one day having Tenacious Unicorn affiliates in other countries and the first/easiest country to start with would be Canada." "@_EstrusFlask I don't know his address, and I don't think he's on Twitter. I could try calling him I suppose, but I'd need to wait until we're in town so the signal is good and it doesn't drop the call. That's actually not the worst idea... thank you." @KrowKutta That's a very good point. I just worry I'm talking out of my ass about stuff I don't understand. And I'm just so worried for my friends :/ "@OutcastToad It's a very good song, yeah. My brother has good taste in music." No matter how much he keeps ignoring me I can't be mad at him. I strongly feel I have every right to be angry with him but I just my brother back. The entire text log is filled with unreplied to texts like this. I've been trying to reach out like this since January. Would you even believe he's not doing this because I transitioned? It's an unrelated thing + being terrible at contacting people. And my heart keeps breaking. https://t.co/fU2K6kv2WN @queerchangeling Wow I didn't think there was a way for me to be even angier about these results and here we are. "And I'm not saying this is necessarily a top priority to think about. HRT? Hell, what about fucking *food* I'm just venting about where my brain is stressing most. I have so many trans friends over there. I'm so scared for them." "@breakingthelaur Again, so much to worry about. It feels impossible to hold in one's head all at once. I feel so helpless and I'm furious about that." I hope I misunderstood something and that this somehow isn't true. But hell it's not like there's a shortage of things to worry about with this. "There's so, so, so much to worry about with Brexit but the part my brain keeps coming back to is how anything imported into the country will immediately slow to a crawl. HRT will become harder to get, even if you're using the gray market. I'm just terrified for my friends." "@squidlarkin True, I am trying not to take what I see now as indication of how it'll look later. I just wonder if it's a known thing or if it's just ""Some women have them like that so who cares""" @squidlarkin Also I'm annoyed at how often I might get people trying to fuck/finger my urethra on accident at first :/ "@squidlarkin It's so weird too because I hear (and truly feel I have every reason to believe) that even gynecologists would have trouble picking a neovagina from a lineup of vaginas. And yet, massive urethra. Don't get me wrong, it's a small price to pay, I'm just so confused." @CelticAnarchy ...yes "@pixie_nebula I'll also accept ""voting is rigged or people who have every right to vote are being stopped"" as a fair reason too, btw. But blaming the person in charge of THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE COUNTRY FROM COLLAPSING AND PEOPLE DYING doesn't make sense to me" @pixie_nebula I don't care what Corbyn did or didn't do. More voters than should every have happened looked at either Tory policies or Brexit and sided with hate. "@pixie_nebula So, when people tried to blame Clinton for the 2016 election (and please note I have little love of the woman or her policies), I rejected that because either you thought Trump was awesome, or you could see (VERY EASILY) that he was a bad idea and vote Democrat." "*how OUR voting works. This isn't a problem inherent to all voting, far from it, frustratingly enough." @nerdbeep Thank you 💕 "@Vangelus I like this. Thank you, Chris." "Watch as Biden becomes the Democratic nominee, everyone who understands how how voting works will grin and bear it and vote for him, and Trump will win anyway. I desperately hope I'm wrong. I just feel like that's the kind of shit we should expect." "Things can might get better if we fight. It just feels like we're gonna keep fighting until we die, while countless of innocent people die around us. Of course we'll keep fighting. It just sucks that this is the world now." "I miss the days leading up to right before the 2016 election when I thought that the future had potential. I'm starting to think I'll never have that kind of hope (or, if you prefer, naivety) again." "Kinda figured voters in the UK would look at the whole ""Brexit is literally impossible"" thing and not vote Tory, which really doesn't give me hope Americans will look at the whole ""Trump is an obvious incompetent criminal"" thing and vote accordingly there. The future is bleak." "@LewdEmmaDam I'm gonna tag in @behsss for this one. They're where I first initially heard this, and they've mentioned there's medical literature backing up the concept which I trust is true, but don't want to be the one saying it until I've seen that research myself." "@ThatsSoTrinda I did a lot of research so not much has surprised me, lol. I guess one thing I'd say is to listen to your body and never underestimate how draining surgery can be no matter how surprisingly good you might feel like I did." "@ThoughtSlime ""If all else fails, transphobia! That'll teach him!"" - This weirdo, presumably" As good as I feel 10 days after surgery there are some caveats and one of them is pretty consistently every morning my vag is sore x.x Ibuprofen and an ice pack works fine but it's still kind of annoying. @ShyanneSky Oh! Still though! Surgery pals! :D @ShyanneSky PUSSY PALS 💕💕💕 New display name that definitely should not have taken me 2 hours to think to do @WynneCluster 💕💕💕 Okay. Really gonna try to drop this now. Venting was good. Sorry everyone. "And like, I didn't fucking misunderstand you! I read you loud and clear! 32 years of personal experience tells you post-op trans women should never stop dilating! I'm saying your tone and the way you told me that was incredibly fucking shitty and that you might be fucking wrong!" @WynneCluster Thank you. A ton. Means a lot to hear from you 💕 "Dunno maybe I'll just keep ranting about this. I'm 10 days into my surgery recovery & I'm cranky My instinct is to assume people mean the best, so there's a voice in my heart that feels bad for how I acted, but she was SO. RUDE. I JUST. I CAN'T. I feel very taken advantage of" I'm usually not this easy to get this tilted. Dunno if I should trust that she was acting like she didn't mean to get under my skin. Kinda suspecting that's bullshit. "Her last words to me (AFTER I SAID STOP TALKING TO ME) included ""I'm sorry you misunderstood me"" THAT'S NOT A FUCKING APOLOGY. ""I'm sorry YOU did a thing"" isn't how you apologize. I don't care how old you are, you're terrible at this. Blocked. I should've done that immediately." "Definitely subtweeting a thing from earlier that I won't get into again, but I've been told that ""transition mentor"" might point to that person being truscum on top of everything else like... yeah. Wonderful. Sure hope that's not true in this case! Fucking christ." If in my 50's or 60's I start treating random trans women in their 20's or 30's like children just by default please punch me. "Please keep in mind that NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, you should listen to your surgeon first and foremost. Maybe years down the road you want to try something else based on good research (and NOT the word of some rando online), but that's your risk to take. And it IS a risk." @RoniPhillips I'm never going to stop dilating (wasn't going to anyway) and will add a caveat and/or a link to the medical literature I mentioned earlier next time I tell someone the 6 month thing because of your input. Thank you. Go away. "@RoniPhillips I'm basically facing two different trans women with personal experience saying conflicting things, but one of them is treating me like a child, so that's pretty uncool." @RoniPhillips Please stop talking to me. "And fair's fair, I'm no longer gonna just share the more detailed info without some better facts to back me up. That was foolhardy of me. But please for the love of fuck don't imply I'm just inventing shit because I think dilation is boring. How fucking infantilizing." "The short version of ""do you have to dilate for the rest of your life"" is ""YES"" but it goes down to like once a week after about a year or so. There's a more detailed answer based on the research & personal experience of other trans women I've heard from, though." 32 years of personal experience. Great! Literally as old as I am. Wonderful. Doesn't give you the right to imply I'm just making shit up based on fuck all. But you know what? Next time I'll have the medical literature to share when someone asks. That's fair. "I don't know what possibly could have possessed another trans woman to think me saying you can stop dilating (UNLESS you're gonna have sex) after 6 months was based on me thinking dilation was boring. My surgery was ten fucking days ago, how ignorant & careless do you think I am?" @RoniPhillips @Bronytwin02 As soon as I can locate the aforementioned medical literature I'll provide it. "@RoniPhillips @Bronytwin02 Please don't assume I'm saying that you can stop after 6 months because I find dilating ""boring."" I can't overstate how incredibly insulting and infantalizing that is. This is information given to me based on research of medical literature." @blaze_casual 😳😍🥰😘 "@uncle_sharron Of course! Any time! I followed you so you should now be able to DM me with questions if you think of any others (or we could do it on the timeline, I'm not picky 💕)" "@BonzoixofMN Hmmmm than maybe I am misunderstanding what I'm seeing due to the healing not even close to being done, lol. My surgeons and doctors keep telling me it looks like it's supposed to." @blaze_casual r-really? goshhh >/////< @blaze_casual Eeep!! >////< https://t.co/v999rPcRKa @blaze_casual I mean same :P @blaze_casual Oooooh I like that! I think sometimes my gender is just bunny in the same way :3 "@arancaytar Sorry I don't mean to argue, lol. I'm not even that much of an HP fan anymore, just that complaint always bugged me." @arancaytar I would argue he wasn't losing his temper. He was terrified and acting rashly because what was happening was deadly serious. "@arancaytar Gambon admitted to never reading the books and I respect the hell out of that. It means he was focused on what the FILM was doing and was about. What the SCRIPT and DIRECTOR asked for. They were filming MOVIES, after all. Anyway rant over lol" "@arancaytar It always bugged me that people were bothered by that scene. It's called acting. It's a terrifying moment for Dumbledore, someone who's not used to being that surprised by something like that. For all intents and purposes, what happened was impossible and extremely dangerous." @RipleyStorm @AnimalRoyale @loganrjohnston OMG OMG OMG "@arancaytar Yup! That's the scene. I love the PoA movie way more than the book for little reasons like that, and I LOVED that book." @blaze_casual Please talk about my vagina all you want gosh 😍😍😍 "@uncle_sharron Oh, there's also something called puppy pads that can offer added protection for your sheets. They make them for humans too but I dunno what they're called lol." "@uncle_sharron Pads help (get the kind with wings! They rock), as does water-based lube once you start dilating (which happens right after your packing comes out). I bet your surgeon will have a list of things to get." Four hours later and I'm still reveling in the wonderful gender euphoria of this tbh 🥰🥰🥰 @bunnarchist BUT IS HIS BODY READY "@uncle_sharron I was walking with some difficulty a few days after the surgery, but most of the difficulty was from the catheter and packing that needs to stay in for a week. Once that's out, your biggest problem is less overall energy and difficulty sitting, but a donut pillow helps a lot!" "@uncle_sharron Depending on what you want to do, recovery can take differing amounts of time. MOST stuff you want to do (penetrative sex, riding a bike, swimming, etc) can be done after 3 months usually. But it can take up to a year to get your full strength back." "@LilPrinceJax Thank you! (also I followed you on my little account! The word ""salamander"" is in the bio :3)" "@LilPrinceJax Yeah mine seems way bigger but it's hard to tell at this point. That helps to know though, thank you" I mean I guess part of this is clearly the fact that I'm JUST BEGINNING my dilation. Once I get to the target size the urethra won't seem so huge I suppose. Plus healing might change a bunch of things. It's normal to worry a bit I'm sure. @Tricliniangry Fun fact we actually don't know what the hottest possible hypothetical or real thing in the universe is. I think we might have our winner now. "(And yes I understand the vagina and urethra are separate parts, but the whole package of what I have is called a neovagina, so,)" "It kinda seems like like my new urethra is fucking huge? I've noticed that in some of the other neovaginas I've seen too, but it's possible it's just too early in the healing process to tell? Is that normal for neovaginas? Is it normal for cis girl vaginas?" Someone in one of the Discord chats I'm in changed my name to Pussy Haver 420 and I'm not even mad lol @LaurakBuzz Thank you! 💕 "The full story is just that one extremely rough night over a year ago Alice was just... there. Begging to be assured she was real, begging that we'd promise we'd never deny her existence. And we never have." "Just a lot of, uh, interesting? colors up real close lol That's totally normal of course, just thought it was kinda funny." "Me, looking at my new vag with a hand mirror: Wow it definitely still looks like it's healing but holy heck it looks pretty good! Me, taking a picture of my vag and zooming in: Okay yeah my surgery WAS in fact 10 days ago 🤢🤢🤢" "The title of this book is, uh, a mood" A friend who wishes to remain anonymous just up and bought me @LaurakBuzz's book! Omg! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/r93XOV53e7 @TawniSofia My surgery was on December 2nd! "@lilgirlsteffi My little account just followed you! The word ""salamander"" is in the bio 💕" @GenderBanana DM'd you with relevant stuff 😉 "@KaraGlitch I don't want to sleep through all my dilations, is all. I'm still taking it easy." @NewGenderWhoDis OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU EMMAAAAAAA!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕 Took an hour long nap Feel rested Still exhausted x.x Surgery exhaustion doesn't fuck around @Calliethulhu I drank a lot. And then I found as much local queer family as I could and built a struggling commune. It's not an option for everyone. I don't know that there's really very good advice for moments like this :/ @vexwerewolf *hugs* :/ "@MisfitFlannery scared for the anti-bernie media barnstorm even before there's a nomination we're gonna get Biden on the ticket, everyone I know will grin and bear it and vote for him, and Trump will still win, just watch :/" I... I have a post-op appointment scheduled for January 13th that's listed as a gynecology appointment I really have a vagina omg 😳😳😳 @RebeccaCuddles Take care Rebecca!!! 💕💕💕 "Sooooo exhausted from just leaving the house for 3 hours. And I even stayed in the car! Not even sleepy just completely drained. This is expected given I just had surgery. Still, bleh x.x" @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu We've talked about having Tenacious Unicorn affiliates. The more communes around the world the better imo @MisfitFlannery sounds like it "@PrissyCassie Sounds like we need to submit, then 🤔" @RipleyStorm I love you so much babe 💕 And I'll tweet like this as often as it takes. You're amazing and you deserve WAY more followers than you have 💕💕💕 "I know saying this is barely more than meaningless right now, but we'd house you all at the ranch if we could. I just feel so helpless." Also can't help but see these election results as a prelude to our country's own election next year. But honestly regardless of who wins here I have so many close friends in the UK. All of them queer. I'm so scared for them. Extremely worried about my UK friends :/ o-obedient latex hypnotised??? >/////< "Y'all should follow my amazing hirfriend @RipleyStorm. The unfollow bug has been hitting hir pretty hard and shi deserves more followers than I do, honestly. Shi's an amazing, loving, generous person who you'll love to see on your timeline, trust me 💕" I love my baby girl so much 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/FQpKK0eknq @Bronytwin02 @AyrenTheWolf Same @DVanillannie HAHA! @maegodhavemercy Truth!!!!! D:< I talk about bein little all the time but I try to avoid diaper talk >/////> @Bronytwin02 I have my Mistress do it for me because I'm the same way. Luckily there's pills and patches instead. @TheCrystalStorm SAME @crissiton I love Big Joel too! "@Bronytwin02 This stuff is basically never too personal to me, don't worry 💕" @Bronytwin02 Injections you usually have to do at home. "If there was a Magic the Gathering card in an upcoming core set that was a bodice artifact, and you had a plan all set out for how to get a hold of it the second it comes out, You'd have a core set corset course set" @TheQueenSeKa You got this! :D @vexwerewolf @AidanCTweets @skunk_gunk @Glinner FUCKING. LEGEND. @TheQueenSeKa I remember being there! I hope it feels like it goes quick for you :/ Yoda B-A-B-Y Yoda Baby Baby Yoda "@TheQueenSeKa It doesn't feel wet nor soggy. They're really good as soaking it up and feeling really, really dry. Pad technology rocks." "@msmaddiecakes Or maybe I did and I honestly don't remember. It's just like, a shock of pain in your junk. Very brief but very intense." "@msmaddiecakes I've never gotten tiddy pains I'd describe as shocks? At least I don't recall that? I've gotten numbness, itchyness, soreness, but not shocks of pain. So I'm not sure how to answer that." @WhaleHorned Okay okay maybe 0.1% diaper talk. I'm actually really good at keeping that subject off of here. I try to be kind to everyone lol "@LambChopInPamps So when I say ""bleeding"" don't picture like, gushing blood. Imagine a minor cut that takes its time scabbing over. It does end at some point but I'm not sure when. Few weeks I'd assume? A month maybe? But it's all normal." "You, naive: Omg Kat you're SO POPULAR now with well over 5k followers! Me, wise beyond my years: You utter fool. Watch this." Welcome new followers! I promise I keep diaper talk off of main 99% of the time :V "Most women: Ugh, pads feel so much like wearing a diaper D: Me: mwuhahahaha >:D" Wearing pads after a vaginoplasty is pretty much required due to the bleeding you'll experience BUT ALSO: - Gender euphoric - Little euphoric >w> @_LolaLux Most likely! But I'd talk to your surgeon/doctor about it when the time comes just in case. @vexwerewolf @licoricetick https://t.co/bXU0WyY154 @DarkTyrannosaur gosh >////> "@TwippingVanilla ""Over""sharing like this comes naturally to me, so I don't always feel right taking credit for it, if that makes sense? But I know it helps, so I keep doing it 💕" For many years I called him my best friend. The last time he spoke to me was over the phone on Halloween 2016 when I came out to him. So wake me up when it's all over When I'm wiser and I'm older All this time I was finding myself And I didn't know I was lost unsettlingly fitting oh neat one of my brother who hasn't spoken to me in over 3 years's favorite songs just started playing and I burst into tears (Wake Me Up by Avicii) "I should clarify that the big clue here is that it doesn't feel dysphoric. Listen to any trans guy with genital dysphoria who has done anything comparable to this and that should be your clue that this surgery was a good thing for me. It's a chore, but that hole belongs there." @LeftAtLondon i'm so fucking tired @begoggledbadger In no way did I either state or imply it was the Grumps' fault. @Bronytwin02 However most doctors and surgeons will just just you it's a rest of your life sort of thing. But after like a year you only have to do it once a week so it's not so bad. I have to take an estrogen shot once a week for most of the rest of my life too. "@Bronytwin02 Yes. Kinda. For 6 months it's absolutely required. After that, if I stop, I'll still lose the progress I made, but not permanently. It depends on how much sex I'm having. A ton? I can stop. None? I can also stop, but I'll need to slowly work that size back in if sex increases." "@Elli_Trans Yeah if I had to pick between euphoric or dysphoric, it's definitely euphoric. And who knows? You might find it even moreso!" @VagueDiscomfort There's a lot of people in line for rooms :/ But it's about double the acreage. @Nickle4aPickle THAT'S A REALLY GOOD ONE TOO Plus that spell is so cool she's saying what we're all thinking. @ADirtyTrans Oh I have no doubt! I just keep getting people asking me if it feels good or bad or euphoric. It's like... none of the above. It's just a chore. "So dilating doesn't feel BAD (though it might when I go up a size-- stay tuned lol), but it doesn't feel good either. Nor particularly euphoric? But not dysphoric at all. It's just... oh look at the time, I gotta shove this stiff, unyielding piece of plastic in my new hole." Animation/VFX studios should unionize I also like it because I'm pretty sure that exchange isn't in the book? I like when the films do their own things. There are probably better moments but I remember it was that exact moment that I was sold on Gambon's Dumbledore forever. """Professor! We did it!"" ""Did what? Goodnight.""" @garblefart Definitely the second one "@TheFintauSystem I tried, love :/" @drenpile_mark Completely agree 💕💕💕 Like I was thinking about how badly I wanna cuddle my long distance girlfriends and like lol why did I do this to myself (I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat tho 💕) Don't get me wrong I'm subtweeting myself too Transfemmes: Gosh HRT makes me so touch sensitive! I love cuddling so much now! Also transfemmes: *dates several cuties long distance at once* @doublegearsys @TheFintauSystem I voted to spoil my girlfriend but I guess people disagree D:< @FrigidElfChild such wisdom @FrigidElfChild LOL true omg @FrigidElfChild It'd be hilarious lol @arancaytar We have a few places we're looking at but it'll probably be in southern Colorado 💕 @GenderBanana That's what I'm hoping for! And yeah people keep telling me I'm famous lol >////> @FrigidElfChild HHHHEY >///////> Every time a shock runs through my new pussy I'm excited because it means nerves are reconnecting!!! 🥰🥰🥰 But also I yelp because that shit hurts lol "@crissiton My favorite style of debunker honestly it's Hbomb but he doesn't do that as often these days. But I like Thought Slime, Shaun, Three Arrows, all the usual suspects lol" @ZJemptv I'd read it! "@CelticAnarchy I mean like I could see a comic or book about that kid years down the road maybe, or a cameo in a future movie (way less likely imo), but the main character? Do Star Wars fans understand film? I kinda get why they thought that I guess but that's so silly to me." @crissiton Oh yeah I never do that lol. Can't stand right wing bullshit. @CiriAntares Oh no I'm sorry things haven't been going well :/ I'm doing pretty good but still definitely healing. "@CiriAntares Overwatch definitely, WoW maybe? I'm more of a single player WoW player but maybe 💕 And we're hoping for somewhere in southern Colorado." "@MisfitFlannery Probably southern Colorado. May as well be another state, lol. My entire experience of Colorado for most of my life was northern Colorado. But it'll be worth it for the amount of space we can get." We're planning on moving the ranch to a better/bigger location soon & BOY OH BOY I can't wait because it'll mean MUCH better internet. This will mean several things for me: - I can actually watch the livestreams of loved ones - I can voice chat with long distance GFs - Overwatch @StebMcDreb Me with literally any halfway respectable person on Twitter who notices me @blaze_casual I feel this thread so hard. Would it be cool to retweet? I understand it it's too personal. @BoringNerdyKate Gotta give daddy something to wreck @KirstiMiller30 @sqwrrkpon @Twitter Aw shucks >/////> @Kryocor3 Working on it! :V @Calliethulhu omg I love that song and never even though of this joke this is genius @JenDurbent @ConfusedSwitch That sounds awful D: @Foxsan48 I feel like I'm low level famous but I'll take it I guess lol 💕 @Genderbird oh fuck 😍💕 @__anybeth__ Gosh >/////> @RiotGrrrlJemma I mean you're friends with me and people seem to think I'm famous??? @KathrynGottmann Gosh thank you >////> 💕💕💕💕 @Foxsan48 People keep saying that >/////> @spookythewitch That's so cool though!!! @crissiton It's never recommended me right wing videos despite how often I watch left wing debunking videos and I wish I understood how I got it to do that lol "@JenDurbent @ConfusedSwitch Oh gosh I'd love to get to know you better! I feel like we don't talk a lot? But any mutual is free to DM me or comment on anything I tweet. I don't want you to feel alienated, I'm sorry :/" @ConfusedSwitch You're a good friend and one of my favorite folks on here 💕 @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps Of course!!! "@Maru_Mara76 Probably Chelsea Manning, with Nat Puff being a close second. But luckily as it turns out... https://t.co/yzkDiYKtIM" @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn Honestly that goes for you both 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn I'm friends with you!!! Omg you're one of my favorite people on here!!! "@TwippingVanilla @msmaddiecakes @Esper_Lily This. There's no wrong way to experience dysphoria. For most of my life the ONLY way my genital dysphoria manifested was ""Gee it'd be really awesome to have a pussy."" That's it. Even the ""Ew why am I peeing through my clit"" thing is a relatively new thing." "@msmaddiecakes Comparing how it feels now to how I tried my best to imagine it before surgery: It's impossible to fully envision this, unfortunately. But the biggest, most noticable aspect for me by far is my clit doesn't feel pee going past/through it." @DarkTyrannosaur Yeah I kinda crave that volume tbh~ 💦 @DarkTyrannosaur But for now I'm just thinking about how good that cum must've tasted~~~ 💦 "@DarkTyrannosaur Hehehe I know I will, cutie~ 💕💕💕" @DarkTyrannosaur GODDESS it's unfair I'm not allowed to touch myself for another 7 weeks >////< you're turning me even more into a slut gosh~ @DarkTyrannosaur hhggffghhgffggghhh @DarkTyrannosaur I hear guy dick feels amazing >////> @DarkTyrannosaur hhgffghhhddfgh je-heh-heh-alous!!!! >/////< @DarkTyrannosaur Unf you're making my guy craving worse~ *whines* (I love it) @InstantSunrise I'd love to meet her too omg! @DarkTyrannosaur thaaaaaat is way too hot >/////< (what is UP with my sexuality lately just craving men? >/////>) "@TheFintauSystem Oh, love! *hugs*" @TheAshenCouncil That's so incredibly cool!!! And not for nothing but our ranch could use that kind of bump. We're trying to give back to the community in a really tangible way with our ranch and any help like that would be incredible. @TheAshenCouncil Holy shit really??? "@InstantSunrise I think the message is ""Grow beyond the past,"" but yeah, Kylo almost got it right. It's a huge part of what makes him such a compelling villain." "I want so desperately to destroy the idea that these people are celebrities in my mind. They would make better friends, you know? At least I think/hope they would." "So saying this out loud has led to some friends and loved ones letting me know I'm ONE degree of separation from Left at London, SonicFox AND Chelsea Fucking Manning so uhhhhh I should be selfish/vain on Twitter more often I guess??? lol" Oh and also: The toxic fans will never be happy no matter how much you try to cater to them at this point. They trilogy already stars a woman. It can't be redeemed for them. "@CelticAnarchy That DOES give me hope, thank you" "Just don't undo the core message and focus on TLJ. It will make the trilogy far weaker (hell that'd be true even if TLJ were awful) for no benefit whatsoever. I believe Abrams is smarter than that. I know I'm in the minority with that opinion, but I do. And I hope I'm right." "I hope when he says this last movie in the trilogy will be a pendulum swing in the opposite direction of TLJ he's just referencing the fact that because this is an OT-focused trilogy, the dark middle chapter should be followed by hope/a happy ending. I'm cool with that." I hate how ominous the recent interviews with the Rise of Skywalker cast and the subsequent discourse has been. Abrams doesn't need to undo TLJ and I hope he doesn't. I loved TFA and TLJ let's just stick this landing and not swerve into making the toxic fans happy for no reason. @DameKraft Extremely real I'm a little who very often feels 2 and this little girl can't not have Christmas. We can't afford gifts this year but I want a Christmas. @EmilyGorcenski Godspeed. I often wish I had the self control to leave. Maybe when we move I can locate all my other ornaments and then next year we can remember to put everything up. This year though just the tree + recent ornaments will do. I just need to feel Christmas this year. It's two weeks until Christmas and we still haven't gotten the tree up but I'm gonna do it tomorrow because I just need it. Maybe it's a waste of time but I need it. @Esper_Lily hecc >////> @TheAshenCouncil It seems like most of them hatch into trans girls. But there are a few that are cis! And they are special and so important and we should treasure them always 💕 @Esper_Lily SHUCKS AND GOSH AND HECK you're too kind 💕💕💕💕 "@persenche ""Please don't hurt me"" fucking destroyed me." "@Esper_Lily (and yeah my vag tweets got me like, 500 followers somehow lol)" @Esper_Lily WELL SHUCKS >//////> I consider you a friend! You can always reach out! For anything! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @Genderplasmic Omg awesome!!! "@Cosmosgamer2 @PhyrexianThot Every part of this surgery has already been worth it, yeah 💕" @Esper_Lily Gosh >/////> "@Cosmosgamer2 @PhyrexianThot - Cuts down on cost for the hospital (healthcare in American sucks lol) - I WANTED to go home, honestly. Even with the free food and everything - You kinda don't need to be there for a week? At least in my experience" @PrissyOrcGF Omg I do that thing where I call cartoonishly massive baps starter size too!!! 💕💕💕 And I more or less mean it :V @TheFintauSystem i too am a lesbinyan @Cosmosgamer2 @PhyrexianThot For me it was 2 days but I get the impression that's extremely uncommon. I still had to return a week later to get the catheter and packing removed and that week long period was so hard it may as well been at the hospital. @EsSpider1 Well I'm really happy to meet you! 💕 "@Cosmosgamer2 @PhyrexianThot They gave me a spinal before hand and pain pills after but no morphine drip D:< But yeah, painless lol" "@PhyrexianThot @Cosmosgamer2 I mean very same. I flexed my kegel muscles a ton too, lol. But like, I know logically it was gone, even if feeling/seeing it wasn't a thing. I remember thinking I should've felt more, but knowing that it was done was enough until the bandages came off." @sqwrrkpon I feel scummy admitting it but I guess you're right? >.> "@Cosmosgamer2 @PhyrexianThot Really, really nice 🥰💕" @SynTheGuardian That'd be really cool too!! "@MisfitFlannery Okay, that's fair. But yeah, I agree he's what you need right now. Seems like you're a lot happier than you have been." @EsSpider1 Holy shit that's cool! @MisfitFlannery I'm so incredibly happy for you!!! I really want to meet him one day! "Like not to get too specific, but like Left at London level of fame. Compared to cis celebrities we're kinda small time so I feel like this is a not entirely impossible goal. But it still probably won't happen lol" @LambChopInPamps I mean that's not how friendships work you silly money's paw! Gotta be mutual D:< @TunaBeeElves Aw shucks thank you! 💕💕💕 "Dunno if that'd be good for me, so it's a good thing it'll never happen lol" "I wanna become close friends with just one famous trans person before I die. Turn that parasocial relationship into a normal social one, thereby ironically making them no longer feel famous to me. Dunno if that's like, selfish or vain, but that's a wish of mine." "@TunaBeeElves If you haven't already, find some cool trans women to take you clothes shopping! That's what I did!" "@QuestForTori Aw I misread this at first and was like ""Omg what is this amazing song you speak of???""" @Technicallyowen Yes @Technicallyowen I'm pretty squeamish about gory stuff and that picture is kinda upsetting :/ Really can't wait until I'm healed enough to wear my favorite jeggings and see/feel how much better they fit me now 🥰🥰🥰 Hoping I can manage it for when we see Rise of Skywalker in a couple weeks :3 "Torn between cherry, lavender, and emerald 💕" @tinybird420 Electro is the surest bet across the board. "@tinybird420 If my hair wasn't so light colored (which I didn't get from HRT) and I left the ranch to go into town daily? Absolutely, yes. Hormone levels have been at a cis woman's for most of my time on HRT, been on it for 2.5 years, and I had a year of laser." "Like seriously, NO hesitation. Take my balls. Better than incinerating them." Legit upset mine were disposed of a little over a week ago. I would've gladly donated them to a trans guy who wanted them :/ "@MisfitFlannery You might be, but then refer to my initial comment. On 4chan they wouldn't give a shit. Anyone who cares here? Block them. Or they'll block you. But at a certain point, it dies down." "@CateSpice @ToryBai22544335 Also it's like, standing there on display, among the men... Legitimately terrifying to think about. Glad I literally can't use them anymore." @CateSpice @ToryBai22544335 I dunno why I did for so many years. I subjected myself to so many urinals and it was legitimately traumatic. But just a few months after coming out I switched to sitting and never looked back. And now I can't 🥰🥰🥰 @LisaTMullin I HAVE A PUSSY THIS ROCKS SO HARD 😭💕 "@MisfitFlannery Fair, but some of that is just it being 4chan. And it's not like that person you mentioned is posting selfies there? She might experience similar stuff if she was. But I get what you mean. I think it might pass, but for now it sucks a ton and I wish there was a way to fix it :/" "@NewGenderWhoDis Aaaaaa exciting!!! I mean, it'd be cooler to do it all at once of course but I'm still really excited for you Emma!!! 💕💕💕" @IcyWitch35 Honestly and weirdly enough: Same? My sexuality has been doing some weird stuff lately. "@MisfitFlannery Well it's complicated by the fact that you don't want to come back, right? But for what it's worth, wait a few more months and you can totally come back. Have some even halfway decent proof you've put the work in, link that to anyone who complains, and you'll be fine." "@MapleReam I wish it wasn't that way. I wish it was more common. But yeah, when it does happen my heart does the opposite of break. I love hearing about it so much 🥰" My heart fucking breaks whenever I hear how hard my transfemme friends who date cis men have it. Every. Single. One of them. Deserves a man like this. And yes I cried reading it. "Strong urge to go clothes shopping. Not that I NEED to, I'm just reflecting on this feeling that still feels kinda weird for me. Clothes were SO BORING when I was living as a guy! Ugh! So much better now." I was so zonked out on pain meds when I first got this I forgot to tweet about it! Thank you @KathrynGottmann! I love it!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/pRUZu9e75y @ToryBai22544335 And I bet you will get the same feeling! 💕 @ToryBai22544335 I gave up peeing standing up almost 3 years before I had surgery lol @SecretGamerGrrl Thank you! 💕💕💕 @LeahAmelia1 Seriously tearing up reading this. Wow. Oh HELL yes this is a new feature I hadn't noticed until now! Small change but it's exactly the option YouTube has needed for a while now. https://t.co/jhjAv5Lyz9 This is an extremely good thread that describes something I kinda only subconsciously noticed about the discourse on trans/queer Twitter but never had the words for. @MizukiGoesWoof *offers hugs* :/ "@k3vk4 I feel like it'll be harder to find certain videos, but keywords are still a thing so who knows" "Although wouldn't you fucking know it, I've watched two videos now that I wouldn't have otherwise if it was just names of games I never heard of and have no interest in. Dammit." Game Grumps videos aren't titled like they used to be (they aren't even showing the name of the games anymore?) and it irks the hell out of me. The slow march towards what The Almighty Algorithm wants. @SynTheGuardian You didn't come off harsh. I assumed way too much about your knowledge base and I feel like an asshole. I should've looked at your account first. @SynTheGuardian i'm really sorry "@blaze_casual PRECIOUS BEANS!!!! For the longest time I only wanted black or dark colored cats, but when I fell in love with Archimedes and took him home last year, I discovered the joy that is pink toebeans 😭💕" "@SynTheGuardian Yeah I hate using makeup, lol. I'm not opposed to like, someone else helping me and doing most of the work on special occasions, but otherwise I never use it. I sometimes get bags under my eyes but I think my glasses help to obscure them a bit?" @The_Bear_Queen This just showed up on my TL and GOSH 😍 "@SynTheGuardian It's different for everyone. For me my skin started getting softer and that really helped. For others, skill at makeup can help too (which isn't directly from HRT, but transition in general)" "@positronicgal Like Ewoks, Jar Jar Binks, and Porgs before him *nods*" The very first products on the market are scrambling to get Baby Yoda on as many things as possible. This looks like the prelude to a new (less obnoxious) Pickle Rick craze. https://t.co/19RU6T4FpF "@levett_laura I've seen the He-Man and Skeletor ad and loved it, but had no idea what it was an ad for, aka an ad person's worst nightmare lol" "@levett_laura I mean I don't know what those things are, but I can infer? Can't infer about the ads, tho" "Left labia has finally eased up on swelling enough that I felt comfortable touching it. Still pretty numb (or rather the nerves aren't really connected properly yet? odd experience to describe), but it's such a cool experience! I have the right parts finally!!!" "Everyone keeps telling my that my surgeon (Dr. Jennifer Hyer) is their top vaginoplasty choice now, and there's a part of me that feels like, well it's not like I have a second vaginoplasty to compare it to? But yeah, my experience has been pretty awesome!" "@GellmanRebecca I would delight me to no end for this feeling to become mundane, truly. That's the secret ironic best part of transitioning: When your gender just feels... like your gender. No longer exciting, just your everyday experience. Can't wait, honestly 🥰" @behsss HELL YEAH CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 @Esper_Lily YUP I called mine a weird hose all the time. I hope the wait for you feels like it goes quickly! Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror with only a shirt on. Not seeing anything dangling below it? WOW the gender euphoria just about bowled me over 😍 @RipleyStorm @PrissyOrcGF @notstupidgaycat Huge same! I'm aging in reverse I swear lol @FelixAuDaan Omg congrats!!! 💕 I'm 9 days post-op myself 🥰 "@bexslc @TessaAkkoKin Yeah it's pretty uncontrolled, but it all stays in the toilet so it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Small price to pay for not having that awful sensation of peeing through my clit anymore." @TessaAkkoKin I hated peeing too and you're going to LOVE this feeling 💕 @IcyWitch35 gosh ur cute 💕💕💕 @lucashoal I mean yes I am something of a piss slut if we want to steer it into that territory :P "I still keep bracing for it to feel weird. I dunno if that means ""It's gonna feel weird with these new parts"" or ""It's gonna feel weird because for 32 years it had,"" but every time I'm reminded: Nah, girl, it feels fine. Natural, normal, exactly how it should feel." "This whole ""not having to pee through my clit"" thing might be better than sex." "@OzmaRacc @Azure_Husky @Listening_Boy Non-queer seems like it might be the only term that gets the point across? Could still be used by exclusionists (like what do they consider queer?), but we need a word for this." "@CelticAnarchy @ABeardedQueer @CuteBunAlex It makes me feel really good to hear I'm not alone in this flavor of gender feels. I mean I knew I wasn't I guess, but it helps to hear it anyway, you know?" "@PrissyOrcGF I mean, I have a Mommy already so I can't really call you mommy but you *definitely* have *huge* mommy energy, no question 💕💕💕" @NormalityQuake omg that's perfect! I'm definitely a phoenix in that sense :3 "@ABeardedQueer @CuteBunAlex Girl-flavored void, more like" "@RoseCNScott I didn't really think that I could just go for that kind of label, but maybe you're right." "@lara_santaella @ZJemptv Hell yeah! I mean I guess I do too but no one ever expects me to be in my 30's? I SHOULD be a milf, dammit D:<" @ZJemptv Visibly aging into a hot milf! 30's are the best decade imo 💕 "@vexwerewolf Okay, I've seen the pictures now too and WOW CAN CONFIRM HE'S HOT I might be a lesbian but I know hotness when I see it. He can top me any day tbh 👀" i mean i guess i a way my penis didn't really die it was just reborn like a phoenix ...peoenix @blaze_casual Close enough! You got the right decade :P And heck we would've been in high school around the same time. Same basic age 💕 "@blaze_casual (1987-2019 :P) But yes, sacrificed for MUCH better sex, heh~ >w>" "so like my penis has a death day i am now older than my penis, forever" @CatoftheNine @vexwerewolf whomst among us "@vexwerewolf ""PUT HIM IN ME"" is such concentrated bottom energy, I love it" "I recognize how lucky I am to have done all this in 3 years. But there was also at least 11 years of denial where I thought I wasn't allowed to call myself trans. I was ready for all of this at 18, which was 14 years ago. It's good to finally be here 💕" "Not to say I'm completely done, since I still need to change my gender marker on everything that isn't my license, maybe look into breast augmentation, and then there's the body mods (soooo many body mods I want o_o), but the biggest points of dysphoria have been addressed." "My name is legally changed, my hormone levels are in line with a woman's, and my genitals finally match what my body expects. There's still a lot of healing left to do after surgery, but after 3 years of fighting I'm finally starting to feel like me 💕💕💕" @vexwerewolf @Doc_Wolverine 👀👀👀 "@RosemaryGHaynes It could happen in a legal sense, but there haven't been that many inter-cinematic universe crossovers in film yet that I'm aware of? Like, Star Wars and Marvel COULD crossover. But will we ever see that? Not saying I necessarily want that, just that it's still unprecedented." @KibbinsCodex I skipped the sequels too. In hindsight it's neat that I now have the same name as the main character now :3 "@ParchmentScroll No, I remember. Without clicking the video: He gets his head twisted round, right? Kinda freaking 8-year-old me out lol" @Kirsten_Tweet kinda euphoric too >////> "@KibbinsCodex My interest in Casper begins and ends with the 1995 movie because I was 8 and it was right in line with my interests at the time, lol. I'm sure it wasn't very faithful to the comics." @ParchmentScroll I'm not sure I do either lol "@BonzoixofMN Kinda! That's pretty close, yeah" @Kirsten_Tweet Luckily the pain spike is brief lol "anyway, Casper reboot/crossover with Ghostbusters when" Remember how Ray Stantz from Ghostbusters is just in the Casper movie from 1995 for a second and how that kind of throwaway crossover with a valuable 80's brand would never happen in today's walled garden cinematic universe film landscape? @Kirsten_Tweet Yeah I've had a few of those major spikes too. I can't help but squeal >.< OMG OMG OMG THEY'RE HERE FOR PREORDER AND THEY'RE PERFECT I LOVE THEM OMG OMG OMG https://t.co/rAbQxjF5In https://t.co/C7BBegCZEt @CaseyExplosion It also fits all three fursonas' number of toes. "@SynTheGuardian Kinda? But the soreness has an edge of pleasure that I don't know would be present in that example? And by pleasure I don't mean the sexual kind, ironically enough." "It's not pins & needles like when your foot falls asleep and wakes up again. For me that literally feels like pin & needles, but this is different. It just... feels like it's mildly painfully waking up." @IcyWitch35 mmmm delicious umami pain~ "Lots of minor pains in the vag today. The flavor of pain is very hard to describe though. It's not stinging, not exactly sore... hell it's almost halfway between pain and feeling kinda good, actually. I think these are nerves connecting/waking up." "@SynTheGuardian Okay, that makes sense. Thank you for clarifying, it really does help." @SynTheGuardian (I think I might be none gender left girl) @SynTheGuardian I thought demigirl was a term used mainly by AFAB people? I don't want to claim a label like that if so... @ZJemptv Hell yes congrats!! @QuestForTori Oh gosh that early part of the decade sounds terrifying D: I'm glad you finally made it here 💕💕💕 "@ZJemptv I'm becoming more and more convinced that transition changes basically never stop, they just slow down a bit." @OzmaRacc RIGHT??? EXACTLY. @OzmaRacc The end of this journey I feel so hard. Gender is weird. Let's just be sluts 💕 "@gendersludge That helps so much to hear, thank you. I might just go with genderfluid. I still want to think about it, but that reassurance really helped 💕💕💕" "What I feel is: Girl + agender. There might be better language for it, or a better way to describe it. I don't know that those two things go together without a plural or genderfluid qualifier, but I'm just sharing what my heart is saying." "Like I would get these spikes of nonbinary feels... 3 times a year? At most? And I knew they were pointing to something, but it kept shifting. I might be genderfluid, but then again, being plural colors my perception on this too, despite being frontstuck for the past few weeks." "Also at the very end of 2019 I'm getting a lot of nonbinary feels. I'm kinda too emotionally drained from surgery to really act on them just yet, but the feeling isn't going away like it used to >.>" "2015: Straight guy 2016: ...Trans girl? Trans girl. Who likes girls? Am I allowed to say lesbian? 2017-2018: Trans girl and lesbian!!! 2019: Trans girl and lesbian, but for me lesbian means ""attraction to the feminine."" Gender is complicated, lol also i have a vag now :D" "@SweetBeans99 @melstonemusic I love it too. ""We are what they grow beyond"" made my cry so hard in the theater." @Calliethulhu just... girls everywhere "@PhyrexianThot lol my GF actually found my still-healing clit and took a picture of it for me and when I saw it my immediate reaction was ""omg it's so tiny!!!"" like I knew it was small but gosh >////>" @MrsStephinMerit @Kaelyrhn @TinyVampBaby I love these kind of arguments usually but I'm kinda low on spoons so if you could untag me I'd appreciate it 💕 @TheCrystalStorm This is a really big step and I bet it's going to help tremendously 💕 @TinyVampBaby @Kaelyrhn hecc >/////< @TinyVampBaby @Kaelyrhn *BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH* yeah kinda... >////> @MrsStephinMerit @TinyVampBaby Oh I agree! I still love the original! Even the sequel is kinda fun. But as a franchise? I don't really care anymore. @Kaelyrhn @MrsStephinMerit @TinyVampBaby There we go. Even his name sounds like an asshole lol @TinyVampBaby @Kaelyrhn HGFFFGGFTYHHDDFGHJ!!!! >/////< @vexwerewolf THERE. THERE WOLF. THERE CASTLE. @glitchedheart Oh that's legitimately really cool! "@MrsStephinMerit @TinyVampBaby Yeah in broad strokes whatshisname was right to try to stop the Ghostbusters, but the text of the film frames him as an antagonist. You're meant to despise him and by extension, who he works for." "@TinyVampBaby I mean the primary antagonist is a guy from the EPA. Also it's about a bunch of guys starting their own business, pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. The college they're kicked out of at the beginning is framed as being a bunch of assholes..." VERY GORL @Kaelyrhn But also yes I am a little >/////> "@Kaelyrhn After the first movie at the very least, every subsequent sequel was for kids as much as it was for adults. Jurassic Park got a toy line, so did Aliens, RoboCop, Rambo... I think back in the 80's it was more to do with special effects being harder/more expensive." @MisfitFlannery whomst among us "@Kaelyrhn I'd be so much more interested in the franchise if that was the direction they took it. Give me like 3 separate montages of 10 ghosts each, each one looking as toyetic as possible. The fact that they only ever leaned into this for the cartoon baffles me." @PrissyOrcGF TRUTH Ghostbusters has this bizarre problem that I noticed as a toy collector wherein the actual number of ghosts is like... less than 10. And half of them aren't even remotely as iconic as Slimer. Staypuft doesn't even look like a ghost (nor even is one) They should Pokemon that shit "My interest in Ghostbusters as a franchise plummeted when A) it was pointed out to me that the original is a pretty blatant conservative narrative, and B) one of my least favorite exes was obsessed with the franchise. Haven't watched the new trailer and I don't think I will lol" being gorl... good @caraesten this whole tweet is a mood @ZJemptv Totally understandable. You take care of you 💕💕💕 "Woke up with a very sore vag. Ibuprofen + ice pack should help, but I'm not looking forward to dilating x.x" @emuchaton th-the most powerful of sapphics...! "@CateSpice I mean I'll do my best? For me there's a big difference between sexual thoughts and getting turned on. The second one I can probably avoid, but the first? I'll do my best." @FinalBossFemme Awwww thanks 💕💕 @FinalBossFemme I didn't know your name was Rosemary! That's a beautiful name omg 💕 @MizukiGoesWoof @ACrimsonSun gosh really? :3 @MizukiGoesWoof @ACrimsonSun pee is an important part of anyone's diet @ACrimsonSun yes plz >////> @weedlewobble OMG UR CUTE @PhyrexianThot Yeah my GF picked me up some of that this evening and it made my last dilation of the day WAY better. "@bexslc @norintha That can happen! The biggest and most powerful sex organ is the brain, after all. They just don't want me playing with my still healing clit until 8 weeks out." "@GenderBanana I might only be a week in and who knows what it'll look like weeks from not, but right now at least? You wouldn't want to mess with a crotch like this. It's very obviously not for fucking atm lol" "Probably related to the surgery of course, but still: Girl emotions can be so complicated." "I've had this weird... tired/sad/clingy/exhausted energy with me all day and I'm not sure what to do with it. It's faint enough that I've been able to operate mostly okay, but it's been a constant buzz in the background." "@msmaddiecakes I like answering questions, no worries! That info came from the community, yeah. It might be an uncommon thing (otherwise I'd imagine my doctors would've told me)" "@kitsunekimmy But as long as I make it six months on schedule, no loss of depth will be permanent. As far as I know anyway, lol" "@kitsunekimmy Long answer: After six months I'll lb healed/stretched enough that I could stop dilating completely if I wanted to. However, my vag will shrink if I do, so if sex is gonna be a thing I might have to work that size back in slowly." "@kitsunekimmy Short answer: My entire life, though after like a year I only need to do it once a week." Like the tiny changes I can see even between dilations within a single day are really cool. "My vag very much still looks like it's healing, but also? It's starting to just a bit more like a vag :3" "@msmaddiecakes So far it doesn't hurt, and I haven't noticed my clit getting hard. There's still a lot of nerves to reconnect. It's somewhat common I hear for getting turned on while healing from this leading to pain, but I've yet to experience it?" @msmaddiecakes What do you mean? @deathpigeon hell yea 😎 im lesbiab @squidlarkin I was having this mood HARD a couple weeks ago. I'll probably feel it again at some point. @GothSammi My guess would be that blood rushing to the surgery site would result in a lot of pain lol @Doc_Wolverine that's like most of the food groups probably i dunno im not a doctor "@norintha Remembered that I'm not allowed to do anything, is all. But that realization was kinda... oof" "it wasn't even me thinking ""aw hell yea it'd be fun to take this new equipment for a spin"" but rather ""ooh that smut on my TL looks hot, let's keep this going-- oh""" "welp, for a split second there I thought it'd be real fun to masturbate before remembering no using this new clit for another 7 weeks RIP" "@vexwerewolf (also congrats, cutie 💕✨)" @vexwerewolf Ah so THAT'S why there was a cancellation attempt. You're officially Internet Famous now! :V @SpaceGoatHunter I was before the mustache lol @SteampunkPenny Gosh Mistress I had no idea! :P @Doc_Wolverine @vexwerewolf This whole thing is so fucking weird "@darkrabite It actually all ended up working out thankfully, but thank you for the advice 💕" "Just set up a dilation, got the thing inside me... and realized I didn't have my phone for timing it or entertaining myself. Then after doing my best to wait 15 minutes, I clean up and realize my phone was on the floor next to the bed, well within reach. 🙃🙃🙃" "@msmaddiecakes Also keep in mind it sticks out a decent amount even at the fifth dot (ie, the deepest you need to go with any dilator)." @msmaddiecakes I haven't really stress tested how quickly or forcefully my vag pushes out the dilator on its own so I couldn't really say. You'd be exploring new frontiers with that approach lol @msmaddiecakes @Elli_Trans Gently hold it in there with either your hand or your calf @TwippingVanilla You should! @TwippingVanilla That's the one! Yeah a lot of experience and skill from both surgeons going into what's so far been a decent recovery! Now that my packing is out anyway lol "@TwippingVanilla I'm trying to remember the name of the woman who taught her to do this, but it's definitely one of the bigger vaginoplasty names in America. Makes sense." Unraveled rally speaks to me on a deep emotional level https://t.co/0l0Z7fXVlL @MizukiGoesWoof @kirwinia @norintha gonna teach this bun to awoo @MizukiGoesWoof @kirwinia @norintha HELL YEAH I AM @kirwinia @norintha Aww shucks >/////> @kirwinia @MizukiGoesWoof @norintha I'm allowed to fuck whoever I want! I just can't be dommed by anyone but Mistress and no one but her can leave marks on my skin 💕 So uhhhhh let's have some fun :3 @MizukiGoesWoof @norintha @kirwinia Well I'll visit you in the UK if nothing else~ "@MizukiGoesWoof @kirwinia @norintha JKDSFHGJKFDSAHGAHJUGHALISFGFFJSGALSUIKGUKASFGJFSDJKGBHSXJBGVDULKGDGUILADBVFDIUGDHAGIAOLGIJDA [bunny's brain has broken, please reboot]" "@MizukiGoesWoof @norintha @kirwinia We try to as often as possible, but it's been nearly two years since we've last been able to. Hopefully next year!" @kirwinia @MizukiGoesWoof @norintha HECC https://t.co/2dTz48Bw7O @MizukiGoesWoof @norintha @kirwinia Yep I guess we have to! owo @MizukiGoesWoof @norintha @kirwinia I was gonna say... an orgy in Seattle? Another average Tuesday sounds like :V "You ever have days where you feel like, extremely unusually clingy but also need your space? Kinda sucks a lot :/" @YourBoswell Me in a few months: https://t.co/xYQ9wZaCKs "@norintha @Elli_Trans Yeah you heard when my physical therapist said two weeks per size? I mean she said to go the rate that felt right, but generally it's two weeks? Did I hear that right? Maybe she meant two months and misspoke?" "@Elli_Trans It's a little euphoric, yes. It's mostly just boring, though! But honestly the way I look at it is: The fact that it's already boring I think proves that these are the genitals my body expects. My body finally matches my body map." "@Elli_Trans It doesn't always hurt. So far it basically hasn't hurt at all, really. I expect when I have too go up a dilator size I'll be a bit sore to start with, but that's not for a couple weeks I think?" @ADirtyTrans plz~ 😭💕💦 "Like I saw some porn from a trans girl on my TL just now and suddenly was reminded: Oh heck in a few months I can like, put stuff like girldicks inside me 😍" Gonna be real with y'all: cannot wait until I'm cleared for penetrative sex. Like it's easy to just focus on healing and dilating and I have been for over a week now but it just hit me again a huge reason I got this surgery: I'm a massive bottom 💦 "@Kendiz @totallyhealthie No, but I've now had multiple bowel movements so I'm good. I didn't update the thread because A) it's a topic I was nervous to talk about in the first place but I was desperate, and B) replying will bump the tweet top tweet so people might still think I need help" @blaze_casual 👀👀👀💦 @crystallgnaires It's more boring than anything else lol @AoifeSophia Thank you! 💕 Healed enough to have my Takkun in my lap again I'm so happy 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/1Pz3EQd92O "@PrissyOrcGF @OzmaRacc I'm so honored, thank you warchief 😭💕" @PrissyOrcGF @OzmaRacc WELP I'M USING THAT FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS THANK YOU "@MisfitFlannery mmmmm 5'2"" would be niiiiice I don't get a lot of height dysphoria despite also being tall, but if there was a way to become shorter you can get your ass I'd get on that waiting list" Literally a day later & a few dilations under my belt & my new junk squicks me out a LOT less. Honestly just learning where everything is helped a ton. Most of the grossness is where my labia majora meet at the top & I don't really need to mess with that beyond keeping it clean "I'm from Colorado and my voice isn't being ignored. Also, that's a LOT of empty space you're claiming, so I'll just claim it right back. Those huge empty plains? They're blue now. If you can call them red, I can call them blue. Those deer & coyotes aren't gonna vote either way." "@TheCrystalStorm @shadow Alright, I'm buying it next paycheck, then! Thank you!" I feel like it's probably a certainty that I'll still have some rough days ahead of me. I'm trying to keep my expectations reasonable. But that's what I was doing before making it to day 8 and realizing how fine I feel 🥰 "I don't want to speak too soon, but aside from some fatigue, difficulty bending over to pick stuff up, and minor soreness that tylenol/ibuprofen fixes, I feel WAY better than I thought I would just 8 days after my surgery. Still a lot of healing to go but this isn't so bad!" @TheCrystalStorm @shadow This stuff? https://t.co/7QBogqGH2c "I went really slow so I do mean MILDLY sore, but I fucking drenched my dilator in cheap lube and while obviously it worked, it barely FELT like it worked which was, uh, real fun. Just gonna try to buy the good stuff from now on." "Lube manufacturers: When people want to buy water based lube, what they don't want is lube with barely any more viscosity than actual water - Signed, my mildly sore cooter" @OzmaRacc That's why I love our ranch so much lol You should visit sometime! @Calliethulhu Aw 💕 TRUTH @blaze_casual Yeah genital dysphoria was by far the worst dysphoria I had. And now it's gone!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 @QuestForTori YESSSSSS 💕 @QuestForTori OMG PLZ THIS DOES THAT THING FOR ME THAT BECOMING AMY DOES FOR YOU 👀💦 @QuestForTori YES!!! Also plz make an imp Midna figure but I'll accept her in Nedoroid form @CateSpice aaaaaa I audibly winced x.x Honestly I'm starting to think I keep expecting it to feel weird because for 32 years it DID feel weird. https://t.co/1u01k4kcWP "@Lockark I've never fainted before, just to clarify. I don't want to discourage (FAR from it) but I also want to make sure you're working with all the info you need (at least from my anecdotal experience) 💕" "I had to *dissociate* half the time while I peed with the old set of genitals (though it took me many years to figure out that's what I was doing). I don't know how it's possible, but I'm a woman who was born with a penis and there are *millions* of us." "@alceablue Ah yes, it appears we have similar evil goals, fellow villain! 😈😈😈" "Transphobes who try to argue with trans people about their genders are going up against experiences like mine where my body KNEW IT NEEDED TO PEE THIS WAY DESPITE NEVER FEELING IT THROUGH THIS CONFIGURATION BEFORE. I know I'm a woman. Eat it, transphobes." "UPDATE: WE ARE AT 3 WHOLE PEES THAT FELT AMAZING, GONNA CALL THIS CONFIRMED" "@NormalityQuake Laughter feels fine now that the packing is out! I cut it off as soon as it starts to hurt, and I put a lot of work into holding them back in general." @YourBoswell OMG I LOVE THIS LOL Let me reiterate how squeamish I am and how low my pain tolerance is (without a lot of gentle coaxing and patience from Mistress when we're playing lol) before saying again: I keep expecting it to feel weird and it never does 💕💕💕 I also keep getting worried that it'll feel too weird but it never does!!! I keep waiting for the part that I hate where it passes through my clit and it never happens. I think I might happy cry again 😭😭😭 PEED AGAIN WITH THE RIGHT PARTS OMG IT'S SO GOOD 😭 @polyheartmony aaaaaa anxiety over that nowwwww >/////< @polyheartmony Not unless my doctor tells me to "@polyheartmony Well that makes me feel way more foolish for mentioning that in my message to Denver Health asking for advice, fuck 🙃" @enbyChloe Oh no! Well at least there's some depth :/ Dilate your cares away *clap clap* Dancing's for another day LET THE RECORDS STATE MY FIRST AT HOME DILATION WAS WHILE WATCHING FRAGGLE ROCK @lumpen_rose This is a special bath that you put in a toilet to ease your perineum :3 "@QuestForTori @VerafiedBabe Yeah one of these days I'm going to have to take a deep breath and just admit to myself that as long as it doesn't fall apart and looks okay enough, I'm okay with a knock off. Just bugs me." @vexwerewolf Can I come? :D @QuestForTori @VerafiedBabe Wish the market for her Figma wasn't so flooded with knock offs. All I have is the Nedoroid of her second form :/ @QuestForTori @VerafiedBabe AND SHE WAS PERFECT AND I LOVE HER @AngryNerdBird Yeah I messaged the hospital. I'm hoping they tell me to come in tomorrow. I need help :/ @LittleEmmyBee Well still constipated but otherwise very yes 🥰 *sighs contently* sitz bath goooooood 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 "@Respectful_Succ Feels fine! Very ""right"" honestly" Currently doing my first at home dilation lol @MisfitFlannery Yes @MisfitFlannery On it x.x @blaze_casual That's a relief. I'd love a response b tonight but I know that's incredibly unlikely lol "@EdelaneyDenice I have one of those squaty potty things, yeah" @MisfitFlannery Okay but seriously do you have the same timid butthole problem I have? I just want to know I'm not alone D: @SaraMelodyZT Still taking it every night tho :/ "@SaraMelodyZT Miralax works wonders for me, but I've complicated things by: - Needing to stop for 3 days during surgery recovery for what would've otherwise been three solid weeks of regular use with easy movements - Literally couldn't even try to make a movement for a solid week" @blaze_casual Yes x.x I messaged them over at Denver Health. I know a phone call is what they expect but the signal up here sucks and I have terrible phone anxiety "[googles ""how do you relax your butthole without getting that fight or flight response the second you feel anything bigger than a finger start coming in or going out""]" @LisaTMullin Now THAT might actually work... "@katyaschulzberg I sometimes take Adderall but it's NEVER had this effect on me. Thank you, though." @loveydoveypup Been on a laxative for almost a week. The issue here is I was too scared to even try this until my packing was out :/ @totallyhealthie Have one! Also on five days of M*ralax and just used a glycerine suppository about 45 minutes ago D: @SynTheGuardian I'm getting up and giving them breaks every so often. "@blaze_casual But like, obviously I'm not staying on the toilet for 24 hours (nor could I) :P" @blaze_casual Yeah I'm supposed to let them know if i haven't had a movement in 24 hours x.x Another thing that's really hard to google: Since before I can remember my butthole has REFUSED to stay open wide for any significant length of time. Makes anal sex impossible and makes straining on the toilet my only go to in instances like this. I can't strain this time tho :/ Okay I hate how hard it is to google this. I'm not asking how long should I go between bowel movements. It's been one week and I'm ready to end this. I'm asking how long should I stay in the bathroom trying :/ @sarahhasl @The_Blue_Sonja Scary but I like a challenge >:D Plus the orange one is the one they used to shape my inner vag. I know for a fact I can there in time! @MariMelons I hear when you have to go up a dilator size it hurts a tiny bit tho "@MariMelons Keeping in mind that I've only done it once: Doesn't hurt at all! There's just a gentle increase in pain once you hit the back end of your vag but that's your cue to stop there (but not to hold it where it hurts, just stop right before)." @sarahhasl @The_Blue_Sonja I dunno? @CateSpice Luckily my only job is working on our ranch but 3 times a day still feels like a lot 😬 3 months will go quick though! Wow I can't believe that every single Mario Bros character (but especially Princess Daisy) are canonically trans and said trans rights "@squidlarkin (though even then, it's through my ex that I met Mistress, and my ex is straight, so in a butterfly effect sort of way I kinda needed to wait :/)" @squidlarkin Similar timeline for me. I didn't move out of my mom's place until I was 25 and I do NOT trust that woman to have given me the acceptance I needed until I was out from under her and she kinda had no choice. @CateSpice ... same wow @MisfitFlannery That's not true at all 💕 @Haffnium24601 As do I 💕 "@Haffnium24601 The physical therapist who I could tell had done this a million times before told me that the vast majority of people find that it's way less painful than that expect, if that helps 💕" @DVanillannie Shouldn't take more than three *nods* @caraesten https://t.co/qRR5dXONHW @RadMissFliss Valid! I wouldn't mind topping with a strap but mmmmmm I'm excited to be penetrated 🥰 @Haffnium24601 It's understandable! I was close to crying right before I had to do my first dilation. @Trancister I hope so too! I really think you're gonna love it. I was certain I'd hate how weird it felt but I was overcome with gender euphoria 💕 "@Trancister @GellmanRebecca Don't think about 12 weeks! Just think about tomorrow at most. One day at a time, that's all that exists right now." @Trancister We got this! We got this by the ass!!! @RadMissFliss GODDESS it was tempting to do zero depth but being able to bottom is so important to me I had to do this on hard mode 😭😭😭 "@Haffnium24601 How's dilating feel? Way less pain than I thought (for now at least)! The pain only comes when you reach the end, and it's gradual so if you're doing it slow like you're supposed to it's just a gentle reminder that's the stopping point." @KirstiMiller30 I looked it up and yeah we call them otter pops in the states 💕 "@TwippingVanilla @GellmanRebecca @Klezmerstyle That is SO COOL and I've never read anything that comprehensive about it in all my extensive research, thank you!!" @KirstiMiller30 Are those like otter pops? "@TwippingVanilla Yeah, exactly! But honestly gently pushing a dilator up there was great crash course for my anxiety to prove everything's really secure. It's one thing knowing it, it's a much bigger thing FEELING it 🥰" "Tonight's milestone is getting a bowel movement to happen. If I don't in the next 24 hours I need to call Denver Health and presumably set up another appointment. Big tip I learned is if you focus on breathing, it's impossible to strain if you do a steady exhale." "Everything down there just feels like a combination of mild pain, tingly, stingy, and like that weird CBT feeling I talked about earlier. It's constant, but SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE PACKING AND CATHETER FELT OMG" "Dilating three times a day for I think 3 months (I have a schedule but it's not in front of me), then it eases up to twice a day. I got this. Let's shove some phallic objects up this puss 😤😤😤" @stellahymmne Yep! @Shoggoth_Lord OMG I TOTALLY CAN WEAR ONE @GellmanRebecca @Klezmerstyle Basically. For the first 6 months it's critical if you ever want to have penetrative sex. After the 6 month mark you still have to do it regularly but it eases up a bit and stopping completely doesn't like ruin it or anything (but you'd need to start dilating again for sex) @Shoggoth_Lord I don't know what that is? "@The_Blue_Sonja Three, and I didn't hear today was an exception lol" @The_Blue_Sonja Currently decided how to fit two more dilations into today x.x My next big healing milestone at this point is the swelling to go down. Still feels like a kinda stiff stitched up mess down there which squicks me the hell out (though learning to dilate helped cement in my mind that it's a lot more solid and secure than my anxiety worried). @PersephoneHime very true! :V It still feels kinda numb and mysterious down there but seriously dilating with a mirror and learning what everything was (I know the anatomy but merely a week after surgery left everything really messy) has made my anxiety go way down. It's starting to feel like a part of me 🥰 Seriously it didn't even really hurt? And the physical therapist there was so amazingly awesome and affirming. There has been a single man I've had this entire time and it was the assistant anesthesiologist for my surgery. Otherwise I've been surrounded by amazing women 🥰💕 @The_Blue_Sonja It's purple? I think it's the smallest one? @viragoergosum I feel great 🥰 "I've been trying so hard to workshop a ""labia majora's mask"" joke for a solid five minutes now but I'm coming up woefully short" "Guess who just dilated for the first time and is now way less sacred of gross (normal, but gross) mess down there? This bitch 😎👈👈" I happy cried so much during my first pee with my new urethra 😭😭🥰🥰🥰 There are trans flags hanging in the women's care clinic here 🥰🥰🥰 @MisfitFlannery Love you tons :/ 💕 @blaze_casual I know. Still humiliating x.x @Oneironott YUP I decided not to get too far into that but basically lol "I don't know a better alternative I guess, but this is beyond humiliating. What the fuck. Even if I could sit I've waddled through this campus with an obvious catheter." Forgot my donut cushion waaaay back at the parking garage so here I am standing in the women's clinic waiting room holding a bag of my pee like a tool 🙃🙃🙃 @WhaleHorned @PrissyOrcGF @LeafTilde YES sooooo glad I saved my last oxy for this car ride back to my unpacking pussy appointment coochie still hurt x.x @LeafTilde @PrissyOrcGF SO WHOLESOME it me @PrissyOrcGF @LeafTilde There's soooo many examples that it's definitely a trope at this point. But it doesn't have an agreed-upon name as far as I know so I dunno if I can find an example atm @TheQueenSeKa @PrissyOrcGF @LeafTilde hehehe you're welcome~ "@LeafTilde @PrissyOrcGF If I can't get a uterus, a cursed tattoo forcing me to desperately need to be impregnated constantly will suffice 🥰" "@Trancister I mean if you're talking about familiar sensations in the surgical site, that makes sense! Your body on some level has been expecting this layout for a while." "@PrissyOrcGF @LeafTilde Also I want an actual tramp stamp lol I only get one life, better slut it up while I still can :V" @PrissyOrcGF @LeafTilde And it reminds *me* I really wanna get one of those heart/uterus-shaped tattoos that from all those hentai comics that makes girls addicted to sex/being impregnated on my lower stomach 🤔 @Trancister I mean I was at home for most of the week but I was basically stuck bed with no nearby window so basically same lol @Trouble_Point_5 OH HECK UR RIGHT "I mean it was a ""gift"" from my health insurance that had a not-insignificant copay attached, but I prefer to think of it as Santa got me a pussy lol" Money's tight this year so there might not be many presents at Christmas but honestly? I'm unwrapping my pussy today and that's the greatest gift of all 🥰 @Trancister Time is weird. I can't even believe it's December 9th. I feel like it was late November and then a bunch of stuff happened lol "@HypnoGirlKylie No, I'm memeing :P" @SheepChemical @Trancister Well *I* appreciated your pun! :P @Trancister I was so ready to go home when I did on Wednesday. You're a real trooper o.o @PersephoneHime :3c @LambChopInPamps this is so good I'm angry I don't retweet diaper stuff to main D:< @Trancister 3 hours right now sounds literally impossible so I'll take it x.x @PersephoneHime Awwww I'd love to get drunk on a mattress with you :P @Vangelus I mean there ARE Transformers body pillows. Untapped market. @PersephoneHime @nykalily AWWWWW THANK YOU >/////< @MaiaFranklyn Siege Hound disappointed me so much. Anyway Hot Shot is in my Pile of Loot atm lol @Calliethulhu I'm so fucking tired @MizukiGoesWoof hhhggfffffdfhhgs I'll give you mine too~ >//////< @MizukiGoesWoof gosh it's hot when you call it that >/////< @caraesten HELL YEAH @MizukiGoesWoof honestly if you haven't peed on each other (or at least plan to) are you even really friends? 🤔 @MizukiGoesWoof @LambChopInPamps (gosh I wish she was into piss but that's neither here nor there) "@MaterClaritas I debated on this awhile, but I think the pun works best if the G is like the one in ""agony""" @MizukiGoesWoof omg we should pee on each other! like gals being pals do! :D @MizukiGoesWoof @LambChopInPamps I mmean I'm Mistress's property but I rly wan you to p-pee on me >//////< I'm told sitting will get way better once I'm less stuffed x.x This donut cushion really doesn't go all the way while this packing is in x.x Gotta put a lot of weight on my feet while we're in the car on the way to getting my pussy unpacked @MizukiGoesWoof hhhggfhhh >//////> "@MisfitFlannery ""I know you just gave me this, but honestly it's yours""" "@MizukiGoesWoof what if I've only done it in padding? a-asking for a friend, obviously >.>" @PrissyOrcGF YOU REALLY DO But maybe update your passport picture first :P @WillowPoss Few can resist the power of spinny :3 honestly the hardest part of this surgery was when they put in the vagina bones @MisfitFlannery OMG THOSE REALLY ARE FUCK ME EYES GODDAMN @APrivateRobin There's basically no way I'm not gonna say that lol @Trancister I'm legit kinda scared to atm but I wouldn't be surprised if the packing coming out helps tremendously. @garblefart Well I still have mine in for another few hours so we're currently catheter buddies! :D But yeah they suck so much. I bet it's worse with the longer urethra my previous junk had though >.> @DevourerRose Oh heck good training for if you ever move to the ranch! 😘 Successfully shaved and tackled a good chunk of the matt in my hair. I was standing for well over 30 minutes! But then my strength ended and I needed to lay back down. I feel 80% more like a human for my appointment later today where they finally unpack my pussy x.x "Just had some rando tweet a screenshot of them turning off retweets of the person who apparently retweeted my tweet about my clit feeling nice onto their feed and I blocked them both jesus christ. I don't want you hearing about my clit either, fuck." "*First tweet should say ""the sight of nothing""" @The_Blue_Sonja Thank you so much for your reassurance 💕 "@The_Blue_Sonja Sounds like the ""meat person"" feeling is kinda universal then, wherever a person's hormone levels are, because that's a great summation of how I feel right now x.x" "@The_Blue_Sonja Never stopped :3 I mean I stopped Spiro obviously, and while I was at the hospital they didn't b give me prog, but otherwise it's been uninterrupted. I'm aware this is uncommon, but I checked with my doctors on this." "@SeanWithersDraw That helps to hear, thank you 💕" @The_Blue_Sonja I don't think a nap is happening but otherwise that sounds lovely "@KittenFemme I actually think Hippowdon is a huge improvement. The previous one just looked like an action pose, the new one looks like an animal." @PrissyOrcGF a more perfect name could never be conceived "I'm extremely squeamish about body stuff. I have a phobia of blood and the idea of anything being put inside my urethra makes me panic. And if I can do this, you can too, if the end result is something you want 💕" "But I know what I need is at the other end of this. The pain and discomfort can make me feel trapped, but my new genitals will set me free. I'm never going to have genital dysphoria again and I can't overstate how powerful a motivator that is." This chapter of my healing that involves packing and a catheter has mostly been hell. I even had a moment last night where I just looked down in the fog of a panful panic attack and the sight and nothing being between my legs made me feel very trapped. About 5 hours left 😬😬😬 "@msmaddiecakes I get really squeamish about it too! And it's still in there (few more hours x.x)! It's not extremely painful, no. It's extremely uncomfortable very often, and only sometimes painful, but if you keep up with your pain meds you should be fine 💕" @forivall_blue @forivall_com I kept my beard too! No idea where it is tho lol (Why were we only mutuals on your alt?) @Trancister Been taking M*ralax every day for a couple weeks now (minus the couple days I had in the hospital). No straining for me! I'll also talk to the doctors I'm gonna see today for advice as well 💕 @MisfitFlannery Of course you are! @LeafTilde gosh! 😍💕 "@LeafTilde c'mere then, cutie~ 😘" @PrissyOrcGF GOSH 😍😍😍 @LambChopInPamps circle the clitty clitty good 🥰 @AlreadyTheRobot This echos a lot of stuff we've been feeling as well :/ "Clit feels nice rn 🥰 At least I think that's what I'm feeling? And in any case it's the only part of this whole *gestures towards crotch* situation that feels nice, but I'll take it." "@totallyhealthie @Genderbird At this point we can say this entire thing is absolutely art. More of a performance art with multiple performers that I assume aren't working together, but it's definitely art." @DysphoriaQueen @MisfitFlannery Definite keeper @MisfitFlannery That's some legit advice for you @ErisGael It's simple biology! @ParchmentScroll Saaaaame 🥰💕💕💕 "@ParchmentScroll I can imagine! I have a lot more urges like that now that I'm not so burdened by dysphoria. Also it's kinda girly? Sorta? I dunno, those sort of mildly feminine-coded things have become a lot more interesting to me lol But right now my ""falsetto"" sucks :/" My mom's been a singer her whole life (mostly in choir). I think her interest in it was part of why I kinda avoided getting too much into it for so long. "I think I wanna learn how to sing. I already have an ear for it, I'm probably not as bad as I think I am at it, and it'll really help with voice training." That harmonizing they're doing is just so beautiful. "I used to watch Fraggle Rock a ton as a kid. We recently got season 1 on DVD and Mistress put it on for me my first night home from the hospital. This song just made me cry so much. It's a happy song, but it meant a lot to hear it as I was healing 💕 https://t.co/OFqPaF9Ht5" They really expected me to poop in this period of time while I was home before they removed the packing and like I can list like 5 reasons that just isn't fucking gonna happen okay "Tomorrow they're gonna take out my packing, remove the catheter, I'm gonna have the mother of all shits, and I think at that point I'll feel so much lighter I'll just float off the ground a few inches for the rest of the day." Being queer is really great 🥰 @MisfitFlannery There aren't many friends who I can say I worry about their assholes lol But I know you're taking care of it @SwomanTomorrow @vexwerewolf I mean looking back it was 100% jealousy. At the time though? It was a sensation I rarely if ever interrogated. Maybe I would've if I had met more trans girls. @vexwerewolf I wish I met more trans women in person. The very few I met also made me feel... Strange. @jacquelinefilm Hmmmm I might try talking to them honestly "@vexwerewolf YOU TOTALLY DO I got carded last time I bought alcohol which was weird because in the same shop I never did with my beard lol We're aging in reverse, I'm telling you! Plus I figure I lost a decade to dysphoria anyway so this is like 20's 2" @PrissyOrcGF Pre-transition life is wild. I was engaged to a straight girl! @PrissyOrcGF And how far you've come! 💕 @PrissyOrcGF Always been so good at changing shape :3 @trgrrl hey same @PrissyOrcGF @vexwerewolf Let's do it. Time traveling trans 😎 @RiotGrrrlJemma omg I'm glad you're still here!! 💕 "@vexwerewolf Omg I had no idea you were my age!!! You could pass for 25, cutie. Seriously. Us transfemmes age in reverse lol. (But also: Let's go back ten years and hatch our eggs earlier 😭)" I came out at 29 😭😭😭 All three of y'all need to transition First estrogen injection with my new vag and uhhhhh my pussy tingles >/////< I dunno I just strongly feel that being a They sometimes sounds really nice... "This is a difficult thing to define for me. I know a lot of nonbinary girls, but if add nonbinary to my description it'll be solely euphoria-based without any associated dysphoria. Which is valid of course! It's just different waters to navigate." @ToryBai22544335 Hmmm I wonder if the meds we both took for tourettes fucked with our hormones well shit fire gang are probably fire elementals https://t.co/eid5OUUkOO are fraggles earth elementals @trgrrl We lost Odo and fucking Big Bird on the same day :/ "@Kate_Bunni I think I'd really like a word for how gender feels for me. I have to think about this, since none of the vocabulary I currently have seems to fit." @blaze_casual Omg Alexa it so is 😭 "I've really been trying to better describe what I'm getting at here but words are coming up short. Nonbinary feels, basically. I am unsure." "Kinda feels like now that my biggest source of dysphoria is gone, my gender is being all... gendery" @SeanWithersDraw @YourBoswell GOSH >////> @totallyhealthie @AveryDelta2 Plucking hairs can make electro take longer because you scrunch up the follicles. I'm comfortable waiting for electro 💕 @blaze_casual (I KNOW I AM TOO IT'S WEIRD) @YourBoswell *BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH* >/////> Such positive feedback! Maybe I should really revaluate those nonbinary feels I sometimes have >////> @Foxsan48 Awwwww gosh Pre-transition my eyes were my only feature I liked >/////> "@AveryDelta2 I definitely do! But after like 4 straight months of twice weekly electro on my junk, I'm taking a break from it for a while lol" @themouseinator Gender fuckery is the best imo 💕 @doublegearsys gosh >//////< "This is after a year of laser and a shitton of T blockers, but also: Back when I first tried to grow it all out it took me like a year in my mid 20's lol I suspect I have never been dripping with testosterone" "felt cute & fuzzy, might delete later~ https://t.co/qyOf0QPK1b" Do y'all wanna see it I'm not gonna show it but I took a selfie just to see what a week of no shaving looks like for me now and it's very obviously unshaven but my face seems so femme to me I just look vaguely genderfuckery @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh yes you do! :3 @PrissyOrcGF Do you have a flight already booked or are you just thinking ahead? @Kingdomcub YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT "@CaseyExplosion Oh no @PrissyOrcGF, she's stealing your bit :P" @blaze_casual Oh of course I just got this thing I'm not gonna get weird decade old toy germs in it "@SilicateWitch For ease of, um, flight?" @AnaMardoll *huuuuugs* @AnaMardoll Mood :/ "Scale is hard to see here, but as I recall that (removable) rocket is at least 4 inches long" @AnaMardoll Of course that's normal! 21 hours until they unpack my pussy 😭 @mode_view Pardon our dust! :V "@StebMcDreb @FinalWeaponX4 YES, THIS" @futanarchy DO IT "@tomjohnston2796 Late February, so just in time for spring! 🥰" "@ExistentialEnso Taking in art (basically doing what the guy in the back of doing) can often benefit from short breaks. We have no context whatsoever for this picture, other than it looks like a lazy boomer's political cartoon." "Assuming healing goes well, we're now at 11 more weeks until this pussy's open for business 😎 (The business is dickings 😎😎😎)" "@PrissyOrcGF cool with both, leaning more savage but I can work with tender" @TheCrankyWizard Omg they look so good!!! 😍😍😍 And yes these tweets were callouts for my household D:< @bosomole Just keep in mind and make it common knowledge that dysphoria isn't a requirement to being trans. @Kate_Bunni @rabbit_isle_bot how dare this private photo of me be shared like this @deathpigeon *sighs* of course you are "@CaseyExplosion I love your new fursona!!! And like, don't most furries have more than one fursona? I've lost count of mine lol" @PrissyOrcGF look it's the only way to be sure f-for science or whatever 👀💦 @degeneration YES ABSOLUTELY "The realization is still sinking in very slowly. I suspect it might take months or even years to become a normal and boring part of my life, but, I GOT A PUSSY, Y'ALL 🥰🌮😻" Soon as I'm on my feet I'm putting up the tree. I need Christmas this year. omg I wanna make Christmas cookies this year I miss stuff like this 😭 "I am WAY too proud of ""vagony"" someone take my phone away" "Less butt hurt, more pussy pained My cunt feels punted I'm in real vagony over here" @bunnarchist 💕💕💕 @queerfoxx Thank you! @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss 👀👀👀💦 @ellle_em Cats can do literally all of those things indoors without drastically cutting their lifespan or harming the environment -_- @MisfitFlannery This is wild wtf I knew about the center of gravity difference but this experiment is kinda cool @bunnarchist im girls 👀 @LunaFoxxe @PrissyOrcGF @HentaiOrcGF bit my lip at least twice scrolling through these pics wow 👀 @loveydoveypup https://t.co/6RhU8xOrf5 @vexwerewolf This tweet is so fucking beautiful @PrissyOrcGF 👀💦💦💦💦💦 "There aren't many celebrity deaths that affect me this hard. I'm crying a lot right now. Thank you, Caroll. I'll miss you." @PinkKirlia I MEAN same "@PhyrexianThot FUCK, goals" @PinkKirlia https://t.co/ColP621VpA "Once I get my pain down to a manageable level, the feeling of having a catheter in my bladder and a bunch of gauze shoved up my vag has the very slight silver lining of constantly reminding me I have a vag now! So that's kinda cool! Painful, but cool?" "@KathrynGottmann Awwww heck I didn't think you'd read that, Kat! >/////< It's really nice to have it confirmed directly from you, though 💕💕💕 (STILL BLUSHING THO)" @PhyrexianThot I'M LEARNING SO MUCH :O I'm so fucking excited for all the clothing options I have open to me now omg 😭💕💕💕 @TalesOfBelle That helps you hear so much thank you!!! @PhyrexianThot OMG THEY'RE COMFY??? THAT'S SO COOL I WANT THEM @Xintract @Kate_Bunni *NOMNOMNOMNOM* :3 "It's just so rough on day 6 of feeling this constant pressure and pain, not being able to escape it. It's hard not to cry about it. I've cried a lot about it. Almost done with this chapter." "28 hours until packing and catheter come out! I'm so ready. This week has been more bad than good, but healing is messy sometimes." @TheFintauSystem CONFIRMED FOR BEST BOY @tgirl_egirl_ Not being able to get pregnant might be my biggest source of dysphoria that I'll never be able to alleviate. Shit sucks :/ @itsSupercar @gayforgrils Awwwww that's wonderful!!! 💕 "@Hazelesque I always take likes to mean support on sad tweets, but thank you for clarifying 💕💕💕" "@drifa_j That feels so good to hear, you have no idea. This is my last day of having the packing in and it's taken a massive toll. I can't wait to feel (somewhat) normal again x.x" @Schweetz____ (neither do I :P) "@Nicola2019 No, sadly. I was too scared to rusk such a thing" "@CateSpice That's basically my reasoning too. There's really no chance that me making a baby with the parts I was given would've been fulfilling in the way I needed. Sometimes I still cry about it, though. However impossible it always was. Thank you, Caitlin 💕" "@sovietblobfish We really couldn't have asked for a more perfect, concise critique of capitalism that'll reach the kind of people that need to hear it most." @KorpsPropaganda Also I know it's such bad form to mention this but I just noticed now that you're following me and it made me feel a little bit of joy. Thank you 💕 @KorpsPropaganda I wish I could accept those hugs. Thank you so much 💕💕💕 "@MisfitFlannery I'm sorry. I'm in a really weird place right now. I don't mean to doubt him without even hearing him make his case. I want to reiterate how happy I am that you found him. You really needed someone this wonderful in your life. He's welcome at the ranch too, of course 💕" @MisfitFlannery But honestly the important part is he sounds basically perfect and I'm really happy you found him 💕 @sarahhasl Oh nice! Well that's soon for me so I hope I have a similar experience 💕 @dreamsofskies It means a lot to me that you said it 💕 @FrigidElfChild It's a Jedi thing *sighs* "@DragonQueenRose I consider you a friend too, thank you so much 😭💕" "@DragonQueenRose *hugs* your words mean a whole bunch to me, thank you 💕" I had a chance to have a kid on a whim. Once. My vote was abort. So was hers. That kid would've been 5 this year. We were responsible. It's good that kid doesn't exist. My brain keeps a tally of their hypothetical age. I haven't been able to stop. @DragonQueenRose *offers hugs* @NikkiTheSlayer_ I appreciate the sentiment but that's not what this is about "I don't want to have to spend shittons of money to have a kid. I want to just have the privilege most cis people have and just have one on a whim. And I know how awful that sounds but don't fucking worry, it's literally impossible for me to do that." @TrexPushups @KayleeSmerbeck *hugs* I want to see my nephew more. It's so hard without a car. We're not even in different states. @PrissyCassie It would be cruel to them given that I don't want kids. This is a biological clock thing. I'm lucky enough to live in a part of the world where sterilization isn't required to be seen as trans. And yet so many little things piled up that kept me from reasonably making the choice. The cost of freezing sperm alone is a small check against trans women having kids. @KayleeSmerbeck @TrexPushups I visualized a baby which is what sent me into a sobbing fit. @SpaceGoatHunter but also the theme on this one... :/ @SpaceGoatHunter actually tagging games make me kinda uncomfortable for some reason so I do my best to n ignore them you're the only person I've ever mentioned this to so you had no way of knowing 💕 @MisfitFlannery Is that the keeper you've been talking about? :3 "I'm pretty sure I don't want kids. Even before the surgery, years of T blockers might've meant there was no salvaging my sperm even if I went off blockers. I couldn't wait another second for any of this. But the realization still hurts. Please stop hurting." the realization that there is absolutely no way for me to ever have my own kids no matter what has set in so it's real sobbing hours @TheDemonCami @FrigidElfChild might have to screenshot too since I can't retweet either also it'll be really funny @OzmaRacc I think maybe you're kinda right though??? (The main thing that clocks me is my voice so I'm just gonna trade my voice to be a part of this world. Not like I have much to say in a bathroom anyway lol) "I already feel pretty good using them. Just gonna use that ""Go ahead and pants me, KAREN"" energy and just run with it" "I know they don't tend to have vag checks at the entrances to every women's restroom but having a vag is going to rid me of what little anxiety I still have about using public bathrooms, I feel." @Chopin_42 ALL OF THEM Omg I could wear ANY swimsuit I wanted now o_o I DON'T EVEN LIKE SWIMMING BUT IMAGINE THE *POWER* @KittenFemme SAME SKIRT https://t.co/5bHju7TXCN Very ready to have the body map fully switch to pussy mode plz >.< It's only been like 5 days since my surgery but I'm just so done with having a girldick "Some weird nerve awakenings going on atm. The only way I can describe it is imagine if someone was like, really forcefully kneading your sack (with thankfully none of the ball pain) Nerves trying some CBT while they still can I guess" My new year's resolution is to enjoy the FUCK out of this pussy "@KittenFemme SHE'LL FORGIVE YOU HER AND YOUR CHARACTER ARE DATING, RIGHT? YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER" @LilFluffClouds YES GOSH @caraesten @lenazun *whines* that's so long from now! Does that mean I have like 4 weeks to go? x.x @PhyrexianThot cryptid "@Cataena Well I'm really glad I followed, then! It's wonderful to meet you!! 💕💕💕" "@Cataena I don't recognize the character, but those words you're saying make me VERY interested! :D" "Having some irrational anxiety about my surgery recovery. The fact that they keep a catheter in me for a WEEK means there's NO WAY my urethra will heal closed, right?" @Mlle_Ani Family is VERY weird. In some ways my mom is very supportive. It's all the other ways that fuck me up. @TeragX @KickpunchrJoker @FoldableHuman I came for answers and left with only more questions @Mlle_Ani Yeah that was a big stumbling block for me too. But I needed to move out and THEN 4 years later I figured out I was trans so you're ahead of me in a way! @levett_laura You got this! I'm rooting for you! @FrigidElfChild I love this @levett_laura Well that's abusive. Stay strong. You won't have to endure this forever. @levett_laura Surround yourself with as many good friends as you can is the only advice I have. A good emotional support network can help :/ @shadysuccubus See like I'm glad it stopped on its own but this shit terrifies me??? "@levett_laura I know it's cold comfort, but for what it's worth, you got a headstart on what I had! Couldn't even move out until I was 25 :/ It might be hard with your parents going forward, but this is SO WORTH IT, trust me 💕" And the science experiment thing? Also not a joke scenario I made up! Heard from another trans woman who went to the gynecologist for some pain she was feeling that she was literally put on display for all the doctors to see what a neovagina looks like. Yeah. "For the trans woman I heard this story from, saying ""I don't have a uterus. Bleeding isn't normal"" didn't work. Maybe if she said ""I'm a trans woman and I have a neovagina"" but 1) she shouldn't have to and 2) now the cis doctors are treating you like a science experiment." "She laughed. I didn't NOT mean it as a joke, but that wasn't a hypothetical I was talking about. That was an actual horror story I heard from another post-op trans woman. It goes to show you though that even the best allies don't actually think all this through." "Before I left the hospital the nurse mentioned all the stuff to watch out for which included excessive bleeding to which I said ""Really hope that doesn't happen. You know what they say to you when you go to the emergency room saying your bleeding from your vagina?""" "gonna waddle up to the security guard at the front desk in harley quinn pajamas, a week of unshaven facial hair, hair a matted mess and I'm just gonna scream ""RELEASE MY VAGINA PLEASE""" @Mlle_Ani High five! :D https://t.co/I6yrjAmpON @DVanillannie Hell yeah girl! "@Mlle_Ani Hmmmmm well if it was ever with me, it might be because I didn't notice it because I didn't know you? Following you though so now we can maybe become friends! :D" "@liddytronic like, ALL my Transformers!!!!!!" @heynetters @Colezze I got mine done at Denver Health by Dr. Jennifer Hyer and I was really pleased with the experience tbh!!! :3 Two more sleeps until packing and catheter come out 43 hours left but if I can manage sleeping 8 hours a night (a girl can dream!!!) that's KINDA like 27 hours? x.x @Colezze Extremely good point 😭💕 @DVanillannie Bet those tits you eventually grew felt way better 💕💕💕 @norintha You ARE 💕💕💕💕 "@Azure_Husky I always forget to do that at cons! It's such a rewarding experience on the rare occasion I do remember to, though." "@itsviviactually I mean I guess it goes without saying that you'd be such a great mom to a trans girl given that you're trans yourself, but coming from a trans girl who's mom will probably never fully understand: Thank you. So much 💕" "@norintha Mmmmm true! You really corrupted me hard, love~" "@DVanillannie LOL IMAGINE GUYS, IMAGINE WHAT IF WHAT IF I HAD TITS, GUYS??? W-WOULDN'T THAT BE F-FUNNY 🤣😥😭😭😭" @Colezze Omg thank you so much for that reassurance 😭💕💕💕 @itsviviactually That's wonderful! You're a fucking hero 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF OMG IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! "I'll be real and add the caveat that I can't feel any degree of ""normal"" until I get this catheter and packing out, so it's more intellectual than feeling it right now but regardless: I HAVE A VAGINA!!! :D" "This ""no genital dysphoria"" shit is pretty much the best thing ever, fuck" I have a vagina. I can still hardly believe it but it's true! I. Have. A. Vagina. And I'm going to continue to have one for the rest of my liiiiiiife 🥰🥰🥰 @itsviviactually Yep! I know a trans girl who's parents caught it young. She never had the wrong puberty and at 21 she's already had a vaginoplasty! Every trans person deserves a life that affirming 🥰💕 @norintha hhhggfhhh yes plz!!! @NormalityQuake Pretty much! @polyheartmony Mmmmm I love supporting my non-human friends! Also makes my non-human headmates feel more at ease. Just makes life better imo 💕 It's weird how much pain and exhaustion can come in waves. Right now I feel pretty good for a girl with way too much gauze crammed up her vag! Earlier today? Fucking zombie mode. "@gayforgrils Aaaaaa I kinda hope this too! Even if it's subconscious, I like to believe they could tell. The friendship I had with my friend Kat before I realized I was trans REALLY felt like we were girlfriends of the non-dating variety, lemme tell you." @nsfw_Drew gosh owo "@itsviviactually I did it for a ""mere"" 11 years and yep, gotta say it nearly killed me!" "@norintha Yeah and because I had skin covering head, it's hard for me to say which one I was feeling. You still might be right!" "@polyheartmony Yes, very true! Someone else mentioned dolls as well! Is there an agreed-upon umbrella term for that kind of thing?" I really hope that one guy in my high school youth group who dressed as a girl for Halloween one year and fucking ROCKED IT ended up transitioning. "Being so loopy on pain meds and general weakness has made fighting with my phone to type even harder than usual. Any stray words or weird typos you notice are the fault of the vagina I just got installed, sorry x.x" @hmsnofun I compulsively give my cell number to close Twitter friends for this very reason. It worries me how quickly this social network could be taken from me. @Colezze But like I didn't think I'd almost PICTURE my dick. I know that'll change with time but it's surreal right now lol @gayforgrils Mmmmm I lived for those moments too :3 "I was uncircumcised so she might've been right, but honestly I think I was feeling my clit. Still shouldn't touch it, but it's weird how much the sensation was undeniably ""DICK TIP""" Me getting help from @norintha climbing into the shower to gently wash my healing coochie: Aaaaaaah the tip of my dick itches D: Jen: Well it's currently like 4 inches inside you @MyNameIsGriffon YUP Goddess I became so good at burying shit I'm still finding stuff I forgot I buried :/ @sidhra Not looking forward to dilation but it's hard to not connect it directly with the packing being out SO I'M KINDA EXTREMELY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT "We don't even realize we're applying the denial balm! It's just ""Well I can't be trans, no dysphoria!"" and the dysphoria goes unfelt and buried for YEARS. (Protip: This is extremely unhealthy)" One thing I think more cis allies should understand is that denial is a really effective balm for dysphoria (tho NOT a cure) It's why many of us think for years that we don't have dysphoria only to be flooded with it once the relative safety of denying we're trans is swept away First time I noticed was when I was staying at a friend's place and forgot to bring pajamas. She offered me hers and even let me change right there in her room >/////> Like it's so not a big deal at all between girls but as trans women we're robbed of these experiences. I keep noticing moments where I'm treated as one of the girls in the 3 friendship examples I have and it still brings me such amazing gender euphoria. This goes for wives and girlfriends too of course! Couldn't even tell you exactly what steps to take. It's gotta be back something you believe in your heart. But the actions that follow that understanding are FULLY NOTICED and it HELPS SO MUCH "Cis girls who stay friends with your trans girl friend after she comes out as trans to you and then just treats her like one of the girls: We DEFINITELY notice and you're fucking SUPERHEROES, okay? Thank you so much 😭💕" It's nice that my remaining facial hair is blonde but OOF why'd I look in that mirror? For what purpose did I do that thing? @SuchApple @MizukiGoesWoof Back to hell from whence they came @Nickle4aPickle OMG CONGRATS!!!! "Gonna get this catheter and packing out and then it's all over for you fuckers >:D Until then though: Going to my appointment to remove them in pajamas, with matted hair, unshaven, and smelling awful D: So yeah! Skipping selfies for some days!" "@SixArmedSweater Assuming this wasn't rhetorical: It's the ultimate release, and I don't want to die. I know first hand the feeling of having m awakening in a body the previous owner had little use for and how thankful I was for it. I keep it all in fantasy, tho, of course. It's where it belongs" @SixArmedSweater I've yet to meet a kink that made sense under enough scrutiny "@Nickle4aPickle I tried that a few nights ago but I think I skipped a few steps. I'll try it again once this awful packing is out and showers and way easier, thank you 💕" This matted clump in my hair is worrying me so much I don't have the energy to brush it out yet I haven't gotten anything but a light trim since before I realized I was trans 😭 @ServantoftheFae hecc it really does >/////> "@gbatalla8 Someone who is both transgender and a furry? Defining either of those is too energy intensive for the right now, I'm sorry" "@Nuurbs That helps so much to hear, thank you 😭💕💕💕" @VagueDiscomfort @IcyWitch35 OMG I SHOULD TOO @IsabellaFelipeO OMG YOU'RE RIGHT "@WestCoastReaper *minus that ""NOT"" my phone is being a fuck" @WestCoastReaper Just blew my goddamn mind reminding me that THONGS EXIST AND I COULD TOTALLY WEAR THEM NOT WTF @CuteBunAlex I looooooove being called bun omg :3 @Kate_Bunni *CHUFFS ALL OFFENDED-LIKE BEFORE TAKING YOUR DIRTY CARROT AND NOMMING IT ADORABLY* This probably works for furries who aren't trans as well? But I went with advice for those dating trans furries because I figured y'all would fundamentally understand gender euphoria. There's not a great cis equivalent that I can compare it to. @SynTheGuardian Like seriously it's such an easy button for me I'm surprised I didn't think to tweet about this sooner lol @graymagiker @NewGenderWhoDis I THINK SO I ASSUME IT'LL COME OUT WITH THE PACKING "If you're dating a trans furry but you yourself are not a furry, here's a fun tip: Causally mentioning their fursona species in contexts where it's relevant can in some cases cause a feeling similar to gender euphoria 💕" @JennyOutrageous LEGGINGS *ARE* PANTS I'M ALREADY READY TO FIGHT THIS BATTLE "OMG OMG OMG Okay so like my favorite pants are jeggings and I never got the hang of tucking so anytime we went into a store I'd ask Mistress ""How do I look?"" which was literally just code for ""Is my bulge noticable?"" AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO ASK EVER AGAIN" @IcyWitch35 There was a typo but then I thought maybe no one needs that tweet. Should I tweet it again? ... LEGGINGS WE'RE GONNA NEED SO MANY LEGGINGS @MizukiGoesWoof They incinerated them D: @KittenFemme nah see I got this catheter bag now @Kate_Bunni I'VE BEEN A BIT BUSY aw shit my balls are gone finally o_o @MisfitFlannery his shit is bananas @nyaakat I'm gonna stare for a while in the name of gay science @transfilmtheory mmmmm love them weird/unexpected sources of gender euphoria~ "@xychelsea I hope so. Fuck, I cried just seeing these words. I hope you're free soon, Chelsea 💕" @ToryBai22544335 I don't have advice for this I'm sorry :/ @NewGenderWhoDis OMG YOU CAN STEAL ALL THE THUNDER FROM MY VAG WTF D:< @ThatHeckinRobin @stjepansejic @Kitty_Squeakle Is there a single sapphic transfemme who didn't read that series lol @NewGenderWhoDis OMG OMG OMG??? 💕💕💕💕 @keystomemories Like I kinda need to go but there's no fucking way I can do it with the packing in :/ @keystomemories Yeeeeeah they expect me to poop with all this in and I'm sorry but that's not happening. @keystomemories I will try to get a video lol @ToryBai22544335 That's a mood. I feel very protected under Mistress's care. It's a safe place to transition at my own pace. "@Klezmerstyle It's kind of surreal realizing that there are entire chunks of the country I can never see now. Not that I ever wanted to see most of them, but it's still weird to think about." "@NotYourIngenue I wish I understood what I was doing right, honestly :/" @NotYourIngenue I was planning on taking photos but I don't think there will be many. I'd rather have most of this be a foggy memory. My mom kinda fucked me up. But it turns out you can just do these things! Mom never has to know. None of her business. Took a lot of years living on my own to figure this stuff out. "When I was a young egg who had no idea how she was going to move out from under her mom, I would have fantasies about her dying so I could have the freedom to get a vaginoplasty (while still thinking I somehow wasn't trans) But like... I just had one and didn't tell her lol" @Calliethulhu omg I was just thinking about how badly I wanna snuggle this is perfect @BeastFlesh OMG FUCK THAT PENIS I HATE IT D:< @SpaceGoatHunter Oh. Neat! I'd like that 🥰 @Trancister I get both out on Monday it's forever away x.x @SpaceGoatHunter I mean *I* don't get to see. Do they seriously hold a mirror up for me? @BeastFlesh THERE'S SO MUCH PUSSY PAIN THO 😭 @The_Blue_Sonja I NEED THAT SO MUCH https://t.co/G3rMnIw7If @caraesten but seriously your comment helps so much thank youuuuu 😭💕 @caraesten I'm sorry they somehow expect me while this garbage is jammed in my cooter to 1. walk 2. poop Pretty sure that's impossible thanks??? @SpaceGoatHunter I NEED THE CLOWN HANDKERCHIEF R E M O V E D @cherubelly Yay smoothing out! Good to hear from you again 💕💕💕 @SynTheGuardian @TheCrystalStorm Hi this is now my favorite dilator story thank you 💕💕💕 "@Kirsten_Tweet CAN'T WAIT, TRULY" @Kirsten_Tweet I've heard it been compared to magician's handkerchiefs lol >/////< "@SynTheGuardian Yeah I feel like even if dilation will be painful, it's not this constant pain that I have now x.x And yay games! :D" @Kirsten_Tweet HELL YEAH I KNEW IT WOULD BE I COULD FEEL IT DEEP DOWN IN THE VAG REGION I'd love for any transfemmes who've recovered from vaginoplasty to remind me just how awesome it felt when the packing and catheter came out. Could use the motivation. It's still a solid 48 hours away and oooooowwwww my vag & urethra huuuuuuurt x.x @theNDhighelf mmmmm~ well I can't wait to taste then :3c @positronicgal I mean prolly! I'm pretty little hehehe @theNDhighelf but you look like you taste good~ @positronicgal *giggles* we're both babies!!! now you get it!!! @positronicgal yea cuz ur baby @positronicgal hmmmm u sound like a baby to me 🤔🤔🤔 @PrissyOrcGF I'm not gonna be a bad influence by going DO IT DO IT DO IT so I won't >/////> @positronicgal no im baby and it takes one to know one!!!!! "@positronicgal no, silly :P" @theNDhighelf nom~ @deerbottom They're going to give me dilating instructions on Monday when the packing comes out "@MizukiGoesWoof sounds like an amazing time, truly 💕" "@cherubelly Awwww I miss your face! But yeah, got my outie turned into an innie on Monday! 🥰" "@deerbottom They told me no baths, but I'm doing daily gentle rinses with soap in the shower Can't wait for this packing to be out x.x" @MizukiGoesWoof that is SO GAY and WHOLESOME omg??? @ErisGael your worst tweet ever congrats "@Kaelyrhn Well this WAS a subtweet, thanks :P I'm just saying I'd be super surreal to the me of ten years ago lol" @caraesten The fact that more people haven't yet caught onto the performance art that is convincing rich people to shower you in money for your garbage astounds me. Oh it's art. And it has some inherent value. But now watch as a skilled artist spins it into gold. Capitalism is a joke. "So apparently we have some wonderful Twitter friends visiting AND I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW THEM BUT I'M GETTING SOME SERIOUS FOMO LOCKED INTO THIS BED I WOULD SAY HI TO Y'ALL, BUT, VAGINA I'M THERE IN SPIRIT" "weirdest ""I've come so far"" moment of this decade? Well I'll have to give it to ""YouTube atheist I've been subscribed to since my asshole ashiest days just liked a tweet of mine complaining about my vaginoplasty packing"" someone go back ten years and blow my mind with this plz" just... some... relief... plz... coochie so sore but also... don't want... closed pp... so catheter remains... for now... 49 hours and 20 minutes until this packing and catheter come out and I COULDN'T BE MORE READY LET ME TELL YOU "love getting turned on as a girl so much more than I used to before I knew I was a girl I get all flustered and blushy even when no one's looking, trust me >/////<" @ExistentialEnso Ah this must've been the day of reckoning that Papa very coherently mentioned "@Kaelyrhn @JenApparently were they like, playing battleship or something? 🤔" "@TallGirlRoxy Wow, GAY And absolutely!!! :3 💕" "@TallGirlRoxy 👀👀👀 I'm a cute girl, cutie~" @TallGirlRoxy melting is goooooood 😍 @RaeGun2k Hell yeah! I love how fluid and ever-changing sexuality is 💕 @just1fern *squirms & whines* okaaaaaay >////< "@TallGirlRoxy Okay but like not to sound too gay but I've absolutely drowned in another girl's eyes before. That is some GOOD phrasing, damn. Romance is way more fun as a girl wow" hecked up that my libido is back in working order FIVE DAYS after my vaginoplasty *whines* I wanna do gay things with girls!!! worst chastity ever D:< How to flirt with girls as a girl: FUCK if I know I'm just running on pure gay flusteredness without any kind of plan or manual and girls keep flirting back??? "@caraesten Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 I hit two and a half years iiiin... exactly one week, lol" "hecc, just KISS me and it'll be a gender euphoria explosion, okay???" "mmmmmm look I know I talked about how excited I'll be to bottom after I'm all healed up from surgery, but honestly, any kind of sexy times are just gonna be so much better for me now, you know? I have the right parts now, it's all gonna feel so right~" @PrissyOrcGF hhhhi~ ur pretty 😍 @AhoyMeghan Gosh I will! >//////> "@AhoyMeghan I am, in fact, crying a bit 😭😭😭💕" "To the little girl I was over 20 years ago, wishing she had been born with a vagina instead of a penis: We did it. I'm sorry it took so long, but we did it, and that's what matters 💕" "@LeafTilde There were so many good parts I loved that I started taking screenshots, but I'll just share one: Clara making Nichole say out loud why the sex is so much better is SO. WHOLESOME. Poor freshly hatched trans girl's brain is melting 💕 https://t.co/FH0vTPXoQq" "@LeafTilde Omg I wasn't into a slow burn at first but sometimes I need that good gender affirming stuff too, you know??? This was so good, Leaf. Thank you. I'm crying in a very good way 💕😭💕" @TheFintauSystem omg I'm gay and I love receiving nudes tho??? Try a free sample soon! :D "Kat's Junk: Fresh new packaging, same bold flavor" @georges852 I think I clenched up in the right ways to avoid fucking anything up seriously Honestly laughing felt kinda good And it feels like it woke me clit up a bit gosh 🥰 "LRT ""ten foot tall QUEENS"" is making me laugh WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD BE RN ooooh ooof ouch my vag is still healing aaaaa" OMG I HAVE A VAG WTF WTF WTF "@EvelynBrynn It's about a day later and I'm feeling loads better, thank you! 💕" "Just had a jolt of nerves waking up that can only be described as ""HI, RIGHT SIDE OF SCROTUM REPORTING IN"" and I'm just like, oh sweetie, nice try, but no" "@QuestForHorny *MAJOR, REAL-LIFE BLUSHING GOING ON HERE* >/////<" "For the first time since waking up from surgery, I can truly FEEL that the catheter and packing coming out will ABSOLUTELY reduce pain considerably." "Swelling is down enough (ice packs are soooo good y'all) and enough nerves have woken up that this all feels downright survivable! It's like *shifts & flexes slightly* there's packing *shifts* that's the catheter, and the rest has stopped feeling like an unknowable nightmare! :D" "@QuestForHorny it's hecked up how hot this is, how dare >/////<" "given that my last set of equipment wasn't circumcized, really hoping my new clitoral hood rocks at its job aaAAAAahheh x.x" Re-learning where everything is involves the exciting revelation that my clit is not at all involved in the awfulness of my catheter or packing. It can wake up and twitch all it wants and it doesn't really disturb anything. It's a weird sensation to take in but it feels nice! feeling my clit more and more sporadic moments of it awakening and twitching a bit before slumbering again it doesn't exactly hurt? but it sure feels like something aaahhaa @Genderbird every time you watch a star war with a cutie something like this seems to happen brb lemme just birth a new organ real fast "vag hurtin' juice con: ooof ouch, my vag pro: you have a vag now me: *immediately chugs that shit*" "@polyheartmony Yes. It's where they knocked me out so I only have a few minutes worth of memory on there, but yeah I saw the operating room." @TheMovieMadman My girlfriend's personal collection of files. @TheCatMom Correct. That seems standard most places. Your body needs enough time to heal your shortened urethra without healing it closed. @Q3w3e3 What an incredibly visceral and accurate-feeling description of the post-surgery pain I'm experiencing right now 🙃 @TheCatMom This past Monday @TheCatMom Catheter and packing come out on Monday @BonzoixofMN it's gotta feel better than this tho oof ouch "imo the most surprising part about this surgery was finding out that the operating room was literally just an empty room with a table and a bottle labeled ""vag hurtin' juice"" on top of it" @TheCatMom You get used to it lol I had to ask Jen to play more of the Joel episodes of MST3K than Mike ones because the Mike episodes make me laugh too much lol Coochie too sore to laugh oof ouch x.x "The feeling of ""yes I'm awake and I'd like to file a complaint: this packing and catheter"" keeps happening in my crotch with more and more clarity and definition." "Took a big nap and that really seems to have done some good. Pain level isn't so bad, and the surgical site feels weirdly smaller which I'm pretty sure means more nerves are awake." @InstantSunrise maybe the real bothered beaver was the beaver I had surgically installed along the way @PrissyOrcGF *starts frantically booking as many tattoo sessions as she can* "@ADirtyTrans It helps every time to hear that love, thank you" @blaze_casual I shot awake last night after a nerve uhhhh spasm? Was very intense >.<1 "It's both physically and emotionally hard to look at my crotch right now, but I'm assured by everyone it looks good. Every day I get closer." "Four days after surgery. Pain was especially bad at one point, but it's just 3 more days of having the packing & catheter in and taking those out on Monday is really gonna help" Pain reached an all time high earlier today. I'm doing okay now but that was intense. Might not reply to many DMs tonight 💕 @norintha 71 hours and 40 minutes left but who's counting >.< "also I'm kinda surprised it didn't occur to me that as nerves wake up while the packing is in, often the first feelings you get from them are pain makes sense in hindsight lol" oooof ooooh ouch they told me how itching was part of healing but no one mentioned stinging oof ouch x.x @Calliethulhu as former boy scout: can confirm 💦 @vexwerewolf 👀👀👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF IT REALLY IS~ 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @maddierawr They feel awesome too! :V the weirdest part of this pain though? I kinda like it I can finally feel more of it It's even realer @NeurologNyx OMG CUTE 💕💕💕 some sensation returning to vag the sensation is extreme soreness ooohh ooof ouch x.x @LeafTilde something something Mercy Overwatch Me: Is that good? @norintha: Yes Me: Is that real??? @norintha: Yes pussy just twitched o_o didn't even feel it I just felt the ice pack move that's so weird >.< @ExistentialEnso Good thing I already had that plan then :3 "This pain I'm feeling right now? Never gonna feel it again. I might feel pain that's the same level (or even occasionally worse), but this *exact* pain? One time deal and then it's conquered for life." @rozietoez @CateSpice Fingers crossed! I did that thing where I had the next edible right as the first one was hitting ... while on day 3 of healing from my vaginoplasty >.> "@LauraYLWtrans I was ready for most of this, nothing unexpected comes to mind just yet. I mean except for the overall feeling of this that's impossible to describe. No one could really describe to me how this feels, but I'm about as prepared as I could hope to be." @InstantSunrise https://t.co/sVD1BnADep "@SaraMelodyZT Alone would be rough, there's no sugar coating that :/ I don't think I would've been able to do this without my girlfriends." @A_MrPromiscuous Absolutely! I'm planning on getting at least one labia piercing once everything is healed up! "I have a long list of body mods I want to get, but I got a vaginoplasty first to make all the others seem easier by comparison :V" @new_genevieve Awwwww thank you Genevieve!! 💕💕💕 @mode_view Pretty much! But imagine if it also somehow involved giving you a new mouth x.x The combination of having packing completely filling my poor abused cooter and most of the nerves down there still not being reconnected yet is a real trip lemme tell ya x.x "@MizukiGoesWoof unf, please exceptionally validate meeeee~" @MizukiGoesWoof what if I'm a bunny who likes to sniff dog butt? asking for a friend @CaseyExplosion I'm pretty sure by 36k followers you're permitted to call yourself an influencer :P @BeastFlesh Oh I'm sure you'll hear the full report~ 😘 "@Trouble_Point_5 A hole specifically for breeding, even! :D" @Nickle4aPickle Heck yeah! I mean I guess if I ever end up getting one you can try it? XD @Trouble_Point_5 IT REALLY IS X.X 💦💦💦 I need to be breddddd so bad @MisfitFlannery Awwww I'd be honored to be your first gosh! 🥰🥰🥰 "@MisfitFlannery You're a continual inspiration ... Wanna help add to the um, data I'm gathering? >.>" "@MaiaFranklyn I'm just gonna need a lot of help, okay, Maia? 😘" "The only way to know for SURE would be cumming inside me as much as possible, RIGHT???" """You cannot get pregnant through your neovagina"" Sounds like quitter talk to me 🤔" "@sextoyspolitics @catoboros @CateSpice This person has no idea the kind of hateful garbage I would see regularly from people whose followers I've blocked. If any of them were actually good people, they'd understand why I blocked them if they had all the info. It's not by job to inform them of that info." @ErisGael oh yeah it does that "@MizukiGoesWoof Please do, unf~ 💕💕💕💦" @MizukiGoesWoof honestly it's only fair that I give you at least one weird kink~ 😘 "Catheter? Oh, you mean my infinity diaper" Trying out a fucking machine is now way higher on my bucket list now that I have a pussy tbh @FaithNaff I transitioned and it made me 1000% gayer lol I think transphobes just try to ignore me @UberAnneIRL I speak from experience when I say: Pussy is sooooooo good omg And if you're taking signups for pussy owners than do I have good news for you hehe :3 "@CateSpice @catoboros See I didn't even see that asshole because I ALSO have my Twitter settings set to automatically mute accounts that were made recently. But, seeing your reply let's me know who I still need to block lol 💕" @BeastFlesh Aaaaaa I can't wait!!! @PrissyOrcGF @BoringNerdyKate You heard her D:< @QuestForTori Yeeeeaaah that game is way too good to be attached to that toxicity. I sincerely think the controls alone rival that of Mario Odyssey's. @hmsnofun I recommend Colorado personally! @CateSpice Aaaaaaaa I hope I get something like that!!! @enbyChloe @georges852 I'm allowed to leave bed and I'm encouraged to have a movement but I don't feel the urge and I'm terrified >.< @okbillybunny I had to make sure sure I can still see Star Wars I'm a few weeks so I kinda get it lol "@SwomanTomorrow Yep! I'm gonna be super careful. There's a slight bit of impatience, but I'm not gonna push myself too hard. Healing properly means so much to me." "@NeitherNora @MaiaFranklyn Star Wars seems to be under the impression that ""death by falling"" is like, honorable or bloodless or something. It's kinda weird." Every single day my vag will heal a little bit more. That's what I'm fighting for right now. Excitedly seeing what each tomorrow will bring. And then before I know it? I'll be healed. @PrissyOrcGF Changing one's name is such an unnecessarily grueling process :/ @Nickle4aPickle Hehehe 💕 Thank you! It's honestly been great seeing your name among the people liking my tweets! 💕💕💕 @TheAshenCouncil No need to apologise at all! 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual having pussi guuuud 🥰🥰🥰 🎵 Clit itch! Whoo-oo! Do not touch You are still healing Clit itch! Whoo-oo! "@TheAshenCouncil @ireneista Omg I might be misremembering but my surgeon's requirement for BMI was like, 31 I think? Sorry your surgeon is such a stickler :/" That's gotta mean it's healing! 🥰 The soft vibrations I've been feeling periodically in my cooch that I thought was pee following through the catheter I'm now realizing is probably blood rushing through my crotch. You know that noise/feeling of blood rushing through your ears? That's what it feels like. @Azure_Husky Oh gosh I didn't realize/remember how early into December you had your surgery! I got mine 362 days later (or 3 days ago if it prefer)! Congrats on a year! I can't wait until I'm that far enough along lol x.x @ireneista @TheAshenCouncil My hair is long thin and wavy and it needs to be babied with conditioner too. Just two nights laying in the bed not being able to leave left is a clumpy mess that was so painful to brush out. Seriously my biggest cry so far has been from hair. "@TheAshenCouncil @ireneista Everywhere does it differently. There's no standards and by the way my surgery went, it seems like most of the standards they do have are kinda bullshit? But, like you said, very worth it." "@TheAshenCouncil @ireneista Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky like I did? My place seems to be on the cutting edge of what they allow: I can eat normally, didn't have to stop HRT, walking by day 2, can shower whenever I want (though to be fair they're very limited). It's really quite nice." @ireneista It's okay 💕 "@gwenners Before surgery when my thoughts drifted to potentially dying on the operating table (no real risk of that, but my brain loves to fuck with me), I basically had the same thought." "@CateSpice Oh wow that's ironic! Well, thank you. It definitely is a massive help as you know 💕💕💕" "@LeafTilde It IS weirdly hot and I invite as many friends as possible to remind me of it whenever they can 💕 Make no mistake, this is the final chapter of a force femming story~" @sidhra That's wonderful! 💕💕💕 "@CateSpice I've told you about block chaining followers before, right? It's an add-on you can install for Firefox or Chrome and you just click a button on a transphobe's follower list and it blocks them all. Makes Twitter way more useable for me." Extremely intimidated by the very idea of pooping today. Maybe tomorrow I'll feel better about it? >.> "@uglyqueerpunk Pretty good! Kinda sore, but we're keeping up on painkiller doses. One day at a time, you know?" @LeafTilde gosh you're so right 💕💕💕🥰💕💕💕 @LittleEmmyBee HHGFDDFGHGFRRTGHHG!!!!! >/////< "@sidhra I wish my immediate family was less weird about this stuff. It's not even transphobia! It's just ""Do you really want your FAMILY there when you're healing from CROTCH surgery?"" Making me constantly re-think if I'm weird for expecting them to care :/" My poor baby Takkun doesn't understand what a catheter tube is or why I'm so grumpy about her jumping/laying near me :/ "@kitsunekimmy Yaaaay! That's something I keep forgetting about through all this: My balls are gone too! And even with spiro doing a lot of good work, there was only do much it could do. T is finally permanently gone from my system!! :D" @Trancister Well at least every day we get closer to never having to deal with said process again! :D @LeafTilde mine was made SO useless they turned it into a vagina & clit >/////< "@Trancister It really IS great, isn't it? 🥰" @AmyZenunim Oh yeah nothing really prepares you for how much it takes out of you. I'm so weak and helpless. It's a lot. But undeniably worth it of course 💕 "Like it's definitely A Lot to take in, and I'm not trying to say that anyone who thinks ""What have I done"" somehow wasn't REALLY ready for it or something, but the only explanation I have for my reaction is I've been ready for this since I was 12 at least." "I was told the thought ""Oh my god what have I done"" is a weirdly common feeling (and distinct from actual regret) immediately after a vaginoplasty. For me though it's just been ""Oh my god I finally did it.""" @CelticAnarchy This is why trying to define perfect boundaries around the term never works. Gender refuses to be that definable. @ireneista I was instructed to get up and walk around every two hours by my doctors. I'm really getting tired of people assuming I want to speed through this recovery and/or not listen to my doctors. I'm usually a very inactive person. My fight is my fight. @JenT0n1c Hmmmm I didn't have a name for her up until now but my brain immediately went POOF when I read that question so I guess that's her name lol @TheCrystalStorm I can't waaaaaaait 😭💕 I'm still getting small tastes of it but real clothes are still a ways out. Stood up and walked around a tiny bit for like ten whole minutes! And then I changed my pad! This surgery recovery cannot defeat me hahaha!!! >:D @Azure_Husky Yay fellow December vagina owner! :D No amount of gross or difficult healing could ruin how amazing this feels when I stop and think about it 😍😍😍 "Even with how swollen everything is down there, even with the thick pad I have shoved into my panties to soak up any grossness, seeing that gentle m-shaped swoop when I look down is just, unf, concentrated gender euphoria, gosh 😍 m for mons pubis~" @blaze_casual *dumps all the snacks into bowl for gay baby* @sillygaymiria Distance is so transphobic. I'd love to hang out with you and see if we gel 💕 @DragonQueenRose HE'S SO CUTE??? :O @CateSpice This just in: Literal gynecologists don't know what vaginas look like because some sensitive bigots need that to be true. @enbyChloe @SerinaKoch2 @norintha To be fair I'm down to 5mg of oxy and it's enough with the ibuprofen and Tylenol. But there was a window there where I needed more and they were way too hesitant to give it to me. It's ridiculous. @The_Blue_Sonja Oh gosh lol 😳 "But seriously I woke up this morning from a sleep terror and I thought it was like, early afternoon and that I'd never want to leave bed. Way better prosects now that my brain is more awake." @PrissyOrcGF My coochie is from the future 😎 "So like, best of both worlds: Plenty of sleep AND ready to walk around which also promotes healing :3" "Here's a silver lining of my healing today: While slowly, groggily waking up I was certain I was sleeping the day away but nah, I only slept in until 10am. Now I'm actually itching to walk around a bit once folks come back from ranch chores to help me get up! :D" @blaze_casual @TwippingVanilla @okbillybunny Vagina by Hyer really makes it sounds like we got designer products installed :V @enbyChloe @SerinaKoch2 @norintha They constantly tried to nudge me away from oxy. My dose is 5mg with 10mg being the max but ONLY at a 7+/10 pain ( so no staying ahead of it) & the number of times it's been explained to me that really Tylenol & ibuprofen should be enough to keep the pain manageable is ridiculous LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE FRIEND MISTRESS BROUGHT HOME FOR ME??? 😍😍😍 https://t.co/8WDE6N4W56 "@The_Blue_Sonja I'm looking forward to it! I'm really happy to hear the consensus is ""weird"" and not ""painful.""" @TwippingVanilla @okbillybunny I only know one person personally: @blaze_casual is about 7 weeks post-op @Trancister Yeah!!! :D (oh god oh fuck it's so sore I ache all over release me) @bosomole that gif is basically my reaction lol "@TheQueenSeKa Not great, but not super painful. It's just swollen and icky and I both don't want to get up and desperately want to walk around. Everything kinda aches? It'll be okay. Still very early in my healing." @Trancister 💕 "@enbyChloe @SerinaKoch2 @norintha Yep they never gave me a morphine pump. Taking painkillers on schedule was enough to keep the pain away, but it's ridiculous that people coming out of such major surgery aren't candidates for a pump." @TrexPushups Omg congrats!!! @labratbot As well as hickory smoked horse's buttholes FROM A CUP accurate itchy labiaaaaaaa >.< itchy means healing even if I can't scratch it for a number of reasons @msmaddiecakes I bet once you get yours it'll feel almost that easy. I had to do a lot to get to this point but the actual hospital visit felt weirdly fast and efficient. "@msmaddiecakes Wouldn't call it choking, no. It's just... this new orifice that you'd think I'd be weirded out to have but feels mostly natural to me is stuffed way too full x.x I'd sooner compare it to constipation than choking, though that description feels off for its own reasons." @okbillybunny @TwippingVanilla That sounds right! :D @bosomole Honored to be a part of hashtag-teamclit "@TwippingVanilla @okbillybunny @norintha Yep I got it from numbing cream too! Scratching does NOTHING and I'm pretty sure it'd be the same here, except with added risk of infection." @Calliethulhu eternal mood I just really want the soda can out of my coochie plz 😭😭😭 About 98 hours left... I've officially had a vagina for half a week! :D It's only the third full day of healing. Baby steps. Everything's so swollen and gross D: I know this is all normal but bleeeeeegh "@okbillybunny @norintha I do too but this is an inch on something numb (meaning scratching probably won't help), basically foreign to me atm, delicate, and gross. It's easy for me at least to just go ""Honestly? I'd rather it itch lightly.""" @msmaddiecakes You're legitimately trans even if you never want a vaginoplasty! What do you think gay girls like me who are getting the full depth procedure doing if not relying on the fact that some girls want to keep their dicks? :P "Watching MST3K and Crow & Tom Servo are trying to give each other bellybuttons with a drill. ""Once it's done there's hardly anything we can do about it!"" Wow I feel called out" @TracerPlace @AngryNerdBird @norintha Hot. @ChimaeraKig Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 Me: I'm assuming it's a smart idea to avoid scratching my new vag at all costs? @norintha: Yep. If you scratch I'll tape mittens to your hands! "@ChimaeraKig Sounds right, honestly. It's just so cool that the human body can do this!" @TheAshenCouncil Rooting for you! You deserve to feel this!! 💕💕💕 @SarahMariaKath It's incredibly basic shit about identity but cis people suddenly don't understand when considering trans people. @ToryBai22544335 Well gosh I guess you're right! "@Keysis19 You're so welcome! That's more or less what my Twitter is for, lol. Just sharing everything I can about every aspect of my transition 💕💕💕" @ToryBai22544335 I don't think we disagree at all? I've been waiting for this for AGES! Pee does NOT go through the clit lol @AlyssaActivista omg making me laugh like that while I have packing in my vag is no fair 🤣 @QueenStodge @JenApparently brings a new meaning to the term fingerbang :V @JenApparently laser WHAT therapy Like I knew peeing through that weird hose (aka my girldick not the catheter lol) felt wrong but how can something feel so alien while feeling so right??? >.< @AlyssaActivista if you backflip through the operating table at the right angle you'll clip through it and wake up in the recovery wing The more my new parts wake up the more I can feel my much shorter urethra doing its thing when I pee into the catheter. This is a supremely weird place to get gender euphoria but dammit I'll take it 😍😍😍 @TwippingVanilla They are extremely wonderful to me and so far the healing has been really good! @AlyssaActivista The place I got mine basically speedruns pussies for people and I couldn't be happier lol @TwippingVanilla They didn't up until about two years ago! Dr. Jennifer Hyer was taught how and now does them out of Denver Health! I can recall who taught her other than it being a woman. I'm terrible with names lol @AlyssaActivista About two days @TwippingVanilla Yup! Honestly I'm thankful as hell for it. A week after the surgery (this Monday) I have an appointment to return to get the packing and catheter removed 💕 @StebMcDreb YUP makes it effortless to sub/dub it to something else for the Chinese market like how his son died instead or something. @pissedoffgeese Oh my god you're a fucking hero wtf o_o My body feels truly whole for the first time in 32 years 💕💕💕 "I'm finally home, still need to shower but for now I'm taking it easy, pain level is down to a manageable 3, my unbelievably wonderful queer family is pampering me, I have a vagina, and I'm endlessly gender euphoric 💕✨💕 https://t.co/T2MlkK2J8P" @MisfitFlannery I feel like butches must 115 hours and 40 minutes until I can pee without a catheter But who's counting x.x Look what my friend @ArtifexH made for me! Right out of @hardcodedgame! This is so cool!!! https://t.co/wtb7IEj6kw "@caraesten Honestly? It's two days after my surgery, my vagina's a mess, I'm laying on the couch experiencing some (temporary) pain, and I feel *so* goddamn gender euphoric. Cis people have to idea." @CateSpice I hear this story or some comparable variation of it over and over again from trans women. Neovaginas are just vaginas. @LapineWitchGirl w-wait how did you know??? 👀💦💦💦 @CateSpice Literally had the surgeon who made my vagina mention that most gynecologists won't even be able to tell mine is a neovagina rather than a cis one I know bigots like that will never believe it but that's how fragile their worldview is: Very basic facts about transition shatter it @dame_danni @DiscoDeerDiary @FaithNaff About a month in the fog lifted for me. Not only is it one of the better changes from HRT imo it's one of the fastest! "@blaze_casual I get it! I'm interested, if that helps?" @Doc_Wolverine Thank you thank you thank you!!!! 💕💕💕 "@sextoyspolitics @SeanWithersDraw @ADirtyTrans Oooooh I'm still a ways out from being able to use them, but I'm down for hearing about any favorites you might have! :3" @CaptainMaggee I'm on my way home and can shower when I get there. Had someone recommend conditioner + running a comb through it in the shower "@ToryBai22544335 I'm just reflecting on how incredibly surreal this experience has been for me is all, lol" "@Kate_Bunni Thank you!!!! Yeah, I'm allowed to shower 💕" @Doc_Wolverine 💕💕💕💕💕 @0xA01fe I can't waaaaaaait 😭 "My hair's MATTED D: I'm kinda low-key panicking, I've never had this happen before" "@norintha @enbyChloe I feel like I got the best possible deal, lol. Out in two days, could eat food right away, didn't have to stop HRT..." @keystomemories luckyyyyyyy x.x @bunnarchist oof ouch ow my pussy bones @norintha Same and same! I don't know what I'm gonna lay on when I get home. We need to move beds but even if I lay on the king bed the sheets should probably be washed? yo apparently you can just go to the hospital and they'll just give you a vagina??? On the long drive home finally! Pussy is packed tight with packing and I'm counting the hours until Monday when they can remove this stuff oooh ouch oof x.x @beccadottex omg no 😱😱😱 @sarahhasl Five more days x.x @BeastFlesh my my body is ready @PrissyOrcGF I mean goals but right now my pussy is tiny baby @CuteBunAlex Coke for sure @The_Blue_Sonja It's okay! I was just feeling grumpy from pain I'm sorry for jumping down your throat. Thank you so much for looking out for me 💕💕💕💕 @ToryBai22544335 Same coochie... hurchie Walked a lap around the recovery wing! Really can't overstate how much it feels like they shoved a soda can up my vag 😱 @The_Blue_Sonja I am NOT the kind of person to just fight through pain. Quite the opposite. Hence the advice I'm sharing. "@The_Blue_Sonja I'm aware. Just took pain meds. Nurse is on her way. There's only so much I can do, okay? At certain moments I'm just going to need to bear it." @sapphixy LOL "We're so trained to think pain is a bad thing, but it's really only bad if you have no idea what it's from. In a situation like this? Pain means progress." @norintha What? @tasmosunt I am currently sitting in a reclined position. We also got a donut cushion which should help. "I stood and walked around the room! Didn't think to take a selfie, too focused on being able to go home soon" "Pain is temporary, my vagina is forever Pain is temporary, my vagina is forever Pain is temporary, my vagina is forever" Every scrap of pain I feel is payment for my feature gorgeous vag @MisfitFlannery You know how good guys are rare but they actually exist? There you go. @KittikatGuild @MayGriffin64 Of course! I'm an open book when talking about my GRS recovery with other trans people 💕 "Con: Seen from an angle I need a camera or a mirror to see, my vagina currently looks like (to quote a friend's description) ""a cronenberg ass vagina"" Pro: Seen from MY perspective, it looks fine and there's NO. GIRLDICK. FINALLY." @KittikatGuild @MayGriffin64 Yep! I head back a week after surgery and they take the packing and the catheter out. That's also when they teach me to dilate. @KittikatGuild @MayGriffin64 Oh lol I don't even get the packing out until day 7. Everywhere really is different @Natsukochyan Omg that helps to hear thank you 😭💕💕💕 @norintha Okay x.x Mistress's sister came to visit which was nice. She gave me a hug (I'm still laying on the bed) and her fairly heavy purse thumped right on my right thigh to the right of my very tender and painful vulva x.x Technically could've been worse but oooooh that still huuuuuurt @maritronic9k @norintha 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@norintha I miss you so much! I'm torn between really wanting to go home and wanting to stay until I'm better. I don't think staying here is an option barring a huge catastrophy, I'm just saying thinking about leaving now is too much x.x" @maritronic9k @norintha We're metamors too right? "@AnaMardoll Thank you so much, Ana! I'm holding on x.x 💕" "Just one pain spike at a time, you know? Even if recovery isn't a straight line it's always progress over a wide enough perspective If that makes sense? Pain meds making me loopy again" Pain is sloooooowly ratcheting down finally *sighs in relief* "@AmazonChique This is an unbelievably terrifying thing to read on day 3 of my vaginoplasty recovery, fuck. It's bizarre that cis people seemingly think our transitions aren't real until after GRS, but then once we have it not even medical professionals know what to do with us :/" @maritronic9k They're gonna have me walk as soon as this pain dies down x.x Still gonna walk later today and going home later. Miss home. Pain spike almost immediately after bandages came off. From like a 2 to a 7 😭 They gave me more oxy but this is so rough 😭😭😭 Itchy uhhhhh labia? Shouldn't touch yet though so I'll just try to ignore that 🙃 @okbillybunny They're doing amazing! They're so kind 💕 @PrissyOrcGF uhhhhh crush me plz 💦 "@Kaelyrhn Ugh, shitty phone keyboard and my brain is all loopy" @SportIsARight @CateSpice What the hell is the logic there??? How do they think that isn't just naked bigotry? "@CateSpice Omg fuck that asshole. I'm on day two of vaginoplasty recovery. This isn't a fucking joke. What a cruel, heartless, ignorant prick." @Kaelyrhn You're but wrong! @persenche Same. I'm just shocked she's not 😍 "If you stop and think about it, there's literally no possible way for a surgery doing this much all at once to your former girldick to not be this gory the first few days afterward. Maybe that sounds obvious, but I dunno I'm not a clever woman and I'm loopy on painkillers." Or at least skip the pictures only a couple days after 🤮 I'm SO GLAD the nurses and surgeon are so obviously pleased with my healing so far otherwise I'd be having panic attacks over this mess 🙃 HEY IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH ABOUT GORY BODY STUFF AND YOU GET A VAGINOPLASTY: SKIP THE PICTURES MAYBE THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING BUT TELL THAT TO ME FIVE MINUTES AGO PLEASE @StebMcDreb yum~ 😘💕 @The_Blue_Sonja OH FUCK IT LOOKS SO ANGRY YOU WEREN'T KIDDING LOL "@The_Blue_Sonja Ooooh good idea! I have a ""immediately post surgery"" pic but I should take a new one!" @StebMcDreb wanna nom~ >:3 "One thing I have to keep in mind is I was warned in advance by multiple people that the pain I'd experience is normal and healthy. I'm telling the nurses everything of course, but my primal lizard brain wants to panic, you know? Gotta keep reminding myself I'm doing great." @TheCrystalStorm Confirmed gosh! 😍😍😍 @FaithNaff @DiscoDeerDiary That's exactly how I explain it too! "@MayGriffin64 The place I got it at is only 2 hours away from my home, which is the only reason I'm going home this early afaik" "@Nascentransgirl 🍆 means dick, so I decided to avoid it :P" @MayGriffin64 Today's my last day! Maybe 6 more hours or so until I go home? Also! Most pussies Dr. Hyer makes are as purple as eggplants on day 3 but mine isn't! That is neither good nor bad but it's interesting to me lol @TimonicWulfgar I'm trying not to! There's only so much I can do to resist this. Tourettes sucks :/ The nurses assure me it's okay tho "@keystomemories Yeah!!! Honestly, maybe I'll eventually be frustrated by it but right now? Asymmetry is normal!" "I figured out part of the reason I'm semi-compulsively flexing my kegel muscles (in addition to just being at the mercy of my tourettes sometimes), is because things are so numb I just wanna feel stuff!!! 😭 I have a pussy but it barely feels that way lol" "Bandages are off, drain is out! Packing and catheter stays in until Monday, and this was less relief than I thought it'd be, but it's progress at least! My left labia is way puffier than the right, but sometimes healing is unpredictable like that. I HAVE A PUSSY Y'ALL" @Kaelyrhn @TimonicWulfgar REALLY gay >//////> @RiotGrrrlJemma So pretty tho 😍 *HUGE. RELIEF. GOD. "A maybey relief? What the hell is that, phone? I think I meant have relief? lol" @viragoergosum Sure but I'm not sure when I'll get to watching it. Busy day today 💕 @viragoergosum OMG LOL 💕 @EntityofJustice I mean I could breathe better after starting HRT too. It's somewhat metaphoric? But it's the most descriptive way I can word it. @MizukiGoesWoof plzzzzzz 😭💦💕 "Omg my girldick is finally gone 😭 My erections from now on are gonna be TINY clit erections at BEST That's such a maybey relief. I feel it in my soul. I can breathe, y'all. I can finally breathe." @MizukiGoesWoof awwwww dun worry I'm a dirty gamer too I was just making a joke about piss streams :V @AshleyYuki4 Nothing notable @MizukiGoesWoof mmmmmm what kinda stream~? 😘 @policyshift_fgc @BasicTransGrl Thank you. I guess I'm following her main? But it doesn't seem like we're mutuals. I'd send a follow request but I feel like that'd be imposing >//////< @Schweetz____ Thank you 💕 "46 hours after vaginoplasty and while pain is still a factor that needs to be dealt with, packing feels *even less* tight! Like it's not pain free but it barely feels like it's being stretched. ""Packing"" feels like a misnomer. It's nice 🥰💕" @MizukiGoesWoof I can't wait either Being horny right now is really unfair lol "@Schweetz____ Don't really have the spoons for it, sorry x.x 💕" @The_Blue_Sonja Thank you so much 💕💕💕 @AHumanNerd Ooooh there will be pics on my nsfw account don't worry lol "@policyshift_fgc @BasicTransGrl This is kind of unsettling given I can't see who you're talking to :/ Like it's cool for folks to have locked accounts and whatnot, it's none of my business, but must you @ me? D:" @NewGenderWhoDis omg Emma that joke's amazing and also fuck you :P 💕 @MizukiGoesWoof YOU'RE ON THAT LIST CUTIE OMG 😍 "@CatherBernard No sarcasm detected, thank you!! 💕" @Trancister Omg I get that off later today and I can't wait 😭 @NewGenderWhoDis 💕💕💕 @Trancister Omg congrats! That'll be me later today I hope 😭💕 My voice is a scratchy mess and yet I still got ma'am'd. Over the hospital call button/intercom system no less. I mean they probably know that I had a vaginoplasty but honestly? I'll take it. Still more than so many other cis people are willing to do for me. @blaze_casual I got this. It's gonna be so worth it. Not like I can back out now anyway lol. But I know I wouldn't even if I could. "@blaze_casual I can do a month I don't want to, but I will 😭" "@QuestForTori 1,000 hours in Gen III" @blaze_casual Me tooooooo 😭 @blaze_casual Yaaaaay! One day in and I need that in my life x.x I hear the first day is the worst tho @blaze_casual We get yotes AND cougars out where we live! No kitties outside ever at our house no matter how much Takkun screme lol @futanarchy I bet it's fun for her too! So much fun to just empty those pesky thoughts~ @blaze_casual Sounds like my Takkun 🥰 Except she's been an indoor her entire life so she needs to stop screming to go outside lol @blaze_casual I'LL TAKE IT ALMOST FIVE MORE DAYS I CAN'T WAIT @blaze_casual Was the first pee good? I bet it's really good "@blaze_casual I just wanna peeeeeeeee 😭😭😭 But the idea of my urethra closing terrifies me so, 🤷‍♀️" @WeirdContrails Will do! "So my catheter is just being stubborn with needing kinks worked out. They're gonna replace it before I go home, and Mistress has been able to adjust it every so often that helps, but basically I just can't wait to be able to pee again 😭😭😭" @StebMcDreb 👀👀👀 @mode_view I do that with songs too! And thank you 💕 "Even as sore as it gets (we're trying to get ahead of the pain but it's not always easy), even with the constant discomfort, I have a goddamn pussy right now & that makes every second of this so worth it 🥰 Feel like I'm sounding like a broken record at this point but it's true" @PrissyOrcGF This all looks so nice omg! 😍 @tosimew Oh I forgot you're in Colorado! Yeah that class was really informative and made me feel so much better 🥰 @tiptransformed They do NOT as I understand it Really can't wait until putting fun things inside me becomes a viable option lol @norintha @WeirdContrails I'll take a lifetime of 99% for a pussy honestly "So about 36 hours after my vaginoplasty and the packing in my cooch feels a little bit less tight! It's relaxed ever so slightly and feels honestly way better. Still sore, but better." @tiptransformed @Kate_Bunni @ServantoftheFae I dun want that much clit 😭 @IcyWitch35 @ServantoftheFae @Kate_Bunni SAME AND I WROTE IT @LittleEmmyBee @Kate_Bunni OMG @norintha @WeirdContrails 100% energy comes back at maybe the 9 month mark I hear? @Kate_Bunni ? Okay NO FAIR getting an inch INSIDE my bandages D:< @WeirdContrails @norintha Moving me to a chair would suck D: Really wanted to do both bands making V signs and put on my best ahegao face but I really wasn't awake enough for that lol "So you know how in Japan they do that thing where we'd call it a peace sign but over there is means V for victory? Well my joke here was V for something else, lol (But also victory)" @norintha Oh my god D: Yeah I'm not allowed to walk until like 48 hours after "The nurses here at Denver Health are so kind and wonderful. I feel so cared for 🥰 My nurse last night was a woman who mentioned that she especially loves taking care of women recovering from vaginoplasties. I feel like the cis people here get it, you know?" "@ToryBai22544335 Ah, I gotcha Yeah that'd be the best if it worked" @ToryBai22544335 With current technology you need most of your dick to form your future vagina @ElliottShyler omg I wish there was a stuffie of this adorable creature Countless numbers of my ancestors suffered much worse fates over the tens of millennia. I've servered myself from my potential descendants to live the life nature stole from me. My true descendants are future trans people who hopefully won't need to make that sacrifice. I feel lucky to be among the small percentage of transgender humans to live in an era where most of what evolution neglected to give me I can take for myself with medication and surgery. "@PrissyOrcGF You silly denial slut, that's not what your girldick is for anymore! :P" There is an unbroken chain of ancestry from the very first lifeform to myself. I have chosen to end that particular branch right here. And honestly? I find that rad af "Seriously I can't tell which is the stronger emotion: - Oof, ouch, my pussy 😥😥😥 - Oh my goddess I finally have a pussy 😍😍😍" "Like I get that they're saying ""We're not just gonna do what we did last year!"" but the point would still be obvious if it had 2019 listed and it wouldn't look like YouTube forgot what year it was" the current year is 2019 @TheFintauSystem Hmmmm I mean as long as he's eventually eating he's probably okay. Wonder what his deal is :/ @aNerdskull Myth confirmed "@TheFintauSystem In the wild, cats vary their diet for health reasons, but personally all five of my cats are cool with the same stuff every night. I assume Clove usually is too?" @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @norintha @MilkshakeMolly @ClubSpaghetti hecc >//////> @maritronic9k I'm not following? "@transgirlinSEA @norintha @maritronic9k @MilkshakeMolly @ClubSpaghetti Can't be before March (when my pussy is in theory fuckable), but it's not like we'd want to go in the winter anyway lol" @OtterAlice @gunfighterlesbi Just gender! Name change was last year @maritronic9k Why's that? "@itsviviactually HMMMM I WONDER WHY I really wish cis people's bizarre fascination with our genitals was at all consistent. Because their logic would usually dictate ""Oh you got a vag? You're a woman!"" but no nothing can be easy for trans people." @Trancister https://t.co/DitYJJwMIC @Trancister Cis people are so weird "@gunfighterlesbi Yeah, said letter has to worded just so. But if your therapist worded it just so you wouldn't have experienced any issues. What's weird is the DMV (at least in CO) has a much looser letter requirement. I tried taking that letter to the social security office and it didn't work" @Trancister I might be misremembering I dunno "@gunfighterlesbi No, social security office requires a strict letter. This is info directly from them." "@Trancister I'm so, so, so glad we had each other to talk to! It helped me too 💕💕💕" @SynTheGuardian Very good points! Thank you 💕 "The new requirement is a VERY SPECIFICALLY worded letter from my endocrinologist. I'm not sure if getting a vaginoplasty overrides that or not, but regardless that ""M"" feels even weirder to have now x.x" "New year's resolution for 2020 is to get my gender marker changed at social security/on my passport. Given that a vaginoplasty USED to be the (highly transphobic) requirement to do that, I kinda have no excuse now, you know?" @RaccoonGrrl I don't understand people who don't @squidlarkin SO weird "@blaze_casual Look I might hate it when it happens, but right now? I crave even that" Okay obviously my clit is gonna wake up again at some point but I'm still really grumpy it's been back asleep ALL DAY after tingling for maybe a half hour at most 😤 @blaze_casual Might try that at some point x.x There's something so incredibly freeing not having a dick anymore 🥰🥰🥰 "@maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA *bites lip, moans*" "@maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA *bent over, dammit" Turns out laying in bed in the same position for over a day gets really grody really fast x.x Like I haven't even gotten all THAT sweaty but it was sweaty enough to be a problem bleh @VicktorKern I've needed this literally the first time I was told was bottoming was 😭💕 @maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA Mentally I'm been over spreading my pussy right now "@SpaceValien Oh gosh thank you!!! That means so much coming from you, heck >/////< 💕💕💕" @hmmngbrdbndt @ADirtyTrans Gosh thank you! 💕 @GwenStarlight Omg plz dooooooo~ 💦💦💦 @hmmngbrdbndt @ADirtyTrans Thank you! @transgirlinSEA I wanna find all the ways plz~ 💦 @GwenStarlight @positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH >////< Honestly just fucked from behind in general would be a dream~ Keep in mind I've never bottomed. Couldn't get the hang of anal :/ Really wanna be pinned to to a wall and fucked from behind 💦 @MizukiGoesWoof @GwenStarlight @positronicgal hhhhhhhhhggh plz~ 💦 @GwenStarlight @MizukiGoesWoof @positronicgal GOSH I'M BLUSHING NO FAIR >//////< @MizukiGoesWoof @positronicgal I mean that was pretty obvious cutie~ Getting through some of today's discomfort by imagining all the fun ways I'll be able to get fucked with this new equipment 😍 @MizukiGoesWoof @positronicgal hecc >/////> "@TheDemonCami OMG thank you!!! That's so sweet, gosh >/////> 💕💕💕" @positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof Oh heck yes she did! Been crushing on her a while now~ @MizukiGoesWoof heeeeey D:< "Like what I WANT is months from now. The only way to GET THERE is by surviving this part. And luckily all it took was not stopping all the way to the surgery table. Now I have to do this first part. I dunno, it just helps. Not sure if I'm making any sense." I'm not saying I'd undo this surgery if I could But knowing that there's no going back really helps when thinking about what's in store in the coming days/weeks lol "@PrissyOrcGF @SpaceValien I mean I won't parish, but I might cum a lot" @MizukiGoesWoof This cutie would be SO INTO a date with said puppy when the chance arises :333 @MizukiGoesWoof Gosh >/////> @PrissyOrcGF @SpaceValien Gosh but then you'd just make gays like me even more squirmy!!! :O @MizukiGoesWoof A date and a rut? 😘 "@MizukiGoesWoof Basically Judy Hopps with antlers, yeah >//////<" "@AlyssaActivista ... And that only lasts about an hour at most once they give you another dose of pain pills. And every day it gets easier. This is only day 2. I basically shouldn't have gone along with ""let's try just 5mg of oxy this time""" @MizukiGoesWoof Well I'm about as buck toothed as I am small IRL (namely not at all) But my fursona on the other hand... @MizukiGoesWoof >///////> "@SweetBeans99 Your art is an inspiration, though. Truly 💕" "@AlyssaActivista It's not a painless surgery, unfortunately." "@ZJemptv Please don't do this, Zinnia :/" @MizukiGoesWoof @Trouble_Point_5 😍💕💕💕 @MizukiGoesWoof @Trouble_Point_5 hhgghhggh you're so good at making me squirm wtf >/////< ppplz rut meeeee @MizukiGoesWoof @Trouble_Point_5 *whines* I can't wait to be played with by you~ "@MizukiGoesWoof @Trouble_Point_5 *squirms, bites lip breathlessly and moans*" @MizukiGoesWoof @Trouble_Point_5 HHHHGGGGFFFFHJHFRTGDDD nno faaaaair~~ @MizukiGoesWoof @Trouble_Point_5 hhhggggff hhhey >//////> It's only the first full day of recovery since my surgery. But every day I put in gets me that much closer to recovery. I got this 💕✨ @Trouble_Point_5 @MizukiGoesWoof hecc u rite @MizukiGoesWoof gosh just making me moan like the slut I am over here >//////> @MizukiGoesWoof fuuuuuuck yes please~ "@caraesten I'm still in the ""can't leave bed"" stage of healing and goddess I long for being able to walk around x.x" @MizukiGoesWoof Contracting kinks from others is mine~ "@Trancister My pain spike wasn't happening in the bladder in my case. It was everywhere but, really. But yeah bladder pressure is so joke. There was a kink in my catheter earlier and it suuuuucked x.x" "@ToryBai22544335 Yep! One of the meds I was on for either tourettes or OCD (can't recall) caused gynecomastia (breast development) in some boys. I'm not sure how exactly, but I assume it must be hormone related. So basically I think we might've had a similar experience." @Emmy_Zje @lisaquestions @joss_prior Huge agree. My gender is female and so is my sex. I'll die on this hill. "@ToryBai22544335 The only part you won't have is a uterus, but the vagina itself? That'll be virtually identical to a cis girl's." @sarahhasl It feels so incredibly right 💕 "@ToryBai22544335 The way I looked at it was this: If a genie could magically give me a vagina but there was no take backsies, would I go for it? And the answer is yes. So then it's just a question of what I'd do for that. And honestly? Pain is temporary." @blaze_casual *huuuuugs* thank you 😭💕💕💕💕 "@3ryc4 I cried some happy tears of my own too. I've wanted this for so long, you know? 😭💕" "@LittleLambJenny Gosh I still feel bad but I'm glad you have that off your feed now, friend 💕" @AshleyYuki4 Why not both? :D @3ryc4 Yeah I'm really looking forward to that "@salielle I'm too loopy to follow, I'm sorry. If it helps, my pain levels didn't get above a 7. ""Longing for death"" sounds like a 9 or 10 to me." "@SilicateWitch @salielle Be nice to her, please" @lumpen_rose I go home tomorrow. I think tomorrow evening? "@salielle I don't want to have a pain contest, Roses, I'm sorry" It's weird because as the pain went up the dissociating went up too so it was this surreal experience where I could barely tell what was going on. Just glad to be back in the land of the living now. Like I can't even describe the pain. It's just The Worst. Was crying and dissociating and barely coherent. I'm so glad Mistress is here 😭💕 Had another pain spike because the nurse wanted to try cutting back on oxy. Got some more oxy and the pain levels are better now but WOW people aren't kidding when they say this is the worst pain you'll ever feel x.x @Truly_Elle I made sure to buy pads! @Truly_Elle They're soooooo good lol I had my surgery yesterday and with enough drugs the pain isn't too bad! @RiotGrrrlJemma 👀👀👀 "@Truly_Elle I will! Pain is temporary, vagina is forever" @Truly_Elle Sloughing? @Truly_Elle Did you get yours recently too? @TheCrystalStorm Eeeee I'm excited to see how mine turns out!!!! @AstroStella7 Dicks @The_Blue_Sonja I wiiiiiill but it'll be hard lol Almost as if my body was ready for this 🤔 "She also said that there was ""plenty of room"" for my vaginal cavity which felt so amazingly good to hear lemme tell ya" @NewWestGames @ADirtyTrans *takes notes* @The_Blue_Sonja I hear I can do that in a few weeks I want it so bad!!!! 😭 @ExistentialEnso @sparklyparticle @Allikuja @VerafiedBabe Okay. My mistake. I'm sorry 💕 @The_Blue_Sonja It's nice >.> @ExistentialEnso @sparklyparticle @Allikuja @VerafiedBabe Earlier in this thread you said you need it for your own sanity. @ExistentialEnso @sparklyparticle @Allikuja @VerafiedBabe That's valid but it's not the same as not wanting to anymore. It's not healthy to convince yourself you don't want it :/ @crystallgnaires Pain is good! Painkillers rock :D @The_Blue_Sonja I know but I'm mad it went away @SpaceGoatHunter I can't waaaaaaait 😭💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso @sparklyparticle @Allikuja @VerafiedBabe Not being able to get it isn't a good reason to convince yourself you don't want it :/ I'm mad that this sensation has since stopped D:< @RosieSouthpaw @MizukiGoesWoof So wholesome! @MizukiGoesWoof Hehehe I love femboys so much but I'm still a lesbian 😘 @norintha @MilkshakeMolly @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @Sailor_Mairi @EmmafromGA Gosh same! @SpaceGoatHunter It's soooooo good omg 😭 @bunnarchist Hecc >/////> @bunnarchist Gosh thank you 😭💕 "He pronounced it KEYgel though and I asked him ""Oh is it key-gel or keh-gel?"" and his eyes got all l deer-in-headlights and said ""Uhhhhhhh"" and it was hilarious. Like ""I'm tapping out, I'm a cis guy"" lol 💕" "I've been experimentally doing kegels in part because my tourettes loves to do things that hurt or that I shouldn't do. My bladder felt really full and I worried I might've fucked up the catheter? Turns out, no! Nurse says kegel exercises actually help!" @transgirlinSEA @MilkshakeMolly @maritronic9k @Sailor_Mairi @EmmafromGA @norintha also talking some molly would be nice @PrissyOrcGF Well the only thing to do would be to go to 6g sounds like! 🤔 "@LittleLambJenny Follow back if you want later, but either way we're still friends as far as I'm concerned 💕💕💕" @LittleLambJenny It's okay. I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable 💕 @SeanWithersDraw @ADirtyTrans @sextoyspolitics Omg thank you! I'll definitely look into that when I'm more healed up :3 Coochie is sore BUT OMG I HAVE A COOCHIE @SeanWithersDraw @ADirtyTrans @sextoyspolitics Ooooooh that sounds nice gosh "Okay so like the packing in my vag hurts a bit, but like OMG THERE'S A VAG THERE, you know?" @theNDhighelf HAHAHA >:D @GwenStarlight Hmmmm yeah that might be difficult then @transgirlinSEA @norintha @maritronic9k @ServantoftheFae Just fill me plz god "Like that just feels so good to have a female surgeon tell me basically ""My goal is as perfect a pussy as possible"" 💕💕💕" My surgeon took a picture of my vag right after surgery wrapped up and I'll try to secure a copy but while she was explaining what I was looking at she mentioned that certain areas will even out a bit more after healing which is important to her because she's a perfectionist 🥰 @sillygaymiria YES I'm getting one next month :3 @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @norintha @ServantoftheFae Kat is also a Hogwarts house >////> "Like I'm never changing my mind because this is the crotch I'm supposed to have, but if I did change my mind? Too bad." My girldick is GONE. FOREVER. There's something so unbelievably cool about that! @maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA @ServantoftheFae @norintha Hecc >////> @theNDhighelf I'm grumpy because the sensation actually stopped D:< It'll come back at some point I assume @norintha @maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA @ServantoftheFae HGGFDDDTGHHHDTHHGD PLZ @maritronic9k @norintha @transgirlinSEA @ServantoftheFae CUTE WOW @GwenStarlight How often did you forget your HRT for the first 6 or so months? @BugbearPancakes Omg can I ask what surgery you're getting? :O @transgirlinSEA @norintha @maritronic9k @ServantoftheFae I mean we'll have to switch too because I can't even pick which side I want @bunnarchist Plz fuck me~ @Burssty YEP @norintha @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @ServantoftheFae Oh wait there's 4 I need to rethink this @norintha @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @ServantoftheFae Hmmmm one of us on her face the other on her dick? 🤔 @GwenStarlight I'm sooooo glad even the boy in our system was cool with this 😭 @Trancister CUTE @transgirlinSEA @norintha @maritronic9k Well heck! :D @norintha @maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA This sounds like the beginnings of an orgy 🤔🤔🤔 @ConfusedSwitch Goddess I'm so gay >//////< @norintha Yay! @transgirlinSEA Plz 😭💕 @ConfusedSwitch Why not both~? @norintha I wanna fuck way more often babe 😘 @transgirlinSEA I mean there's really only one way for me to find out 🤔 @transgirlinSEA Gosh once in healed up I really wanna be eaten out >//////< @ConfusedSwitch Of COURSE you're on the list cutie!!! "@Chopin_42 I mean, you're definitely on my list~ 😘" @ServantoftheFae @transgirlinSEA I love strap but listen I know some transfemmes who are packing okay @helicrazed Nothing lol @grittystitties Hell yeah! @FangedKitten Oh! Then heck yeah! @MisfitFlannery @DysphoriaQueen Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @FangedKitten I forgot what your main account is? >.> @MisfitFlannery @DysphoriaQueen Just wanna be peed on @MisfitFlannery @DysphoriaQueen Look I'm on painkillers and loopy as all hell Compiling a mental list of dicks I wanna try once my pussy's all healed up Spoilers: It's a lot @MisfitFlannery I just want to say I keep thinking about how fucking adorable this tweet is @MisfitFlannery WHOLESOME @DysphoriaQueen @MisfitFlannery Goddess I wanna be peed on but I haven't yet D:< @MisfitFlannery He sounds like a keeper! Just saying! @MisfitFlannery my body is ready @PrissyOrcGF hhhhggffffhhh @behsss I mean only if Holly is cool with it @Roodypatooti Gosh >///////> @ExistentialEnso *HEAR @ExistentialEnso *I didn't here Hate typing on a phone lol @PrissyOrcGF Both sound so good tbh! But uhhhhhhh being crushed sounds uh really nice >/////< @ExistentialEnso Oh heck u didn't hear he was robbed that's awesome! @OtterAlice SAME @MizukiGoesWoof 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @MizukiGoesWoof also calling me a slut feels so good thank you 😭💕 @MizukiGoesWoof *BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH* I can't wait eitheeeeeer >/////> @MizukiGoesWoof gosh yes plz 😍😍😍💦 @liddytronic hecc thank you 💕 @MizukiGoesWoof okay but like what if I *want* you to piss on me @enbyChloe ghhhfdddghh >///////< @norintha hhhgghhhd >/////> @WillowPoss Such a satisfying milestone! Also you're so damn pretty gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF MORGAN THIS IS BULLYIIIIIIIING >////////< 💕💕💕💕 @EntityofJustice https://t.co/opUFkwhqEy @EntityofJustice Cutie 😘💕 @liddytronic I definitely have a specific angle/face I go for when I take selfies lol @EntityofJustice hecc >/////> @EntityofJustice I don't think it does I'm just thinking about Girls you know? Btw Mistress put my collar back on! Pussy + collar means I REALLY feel whole 🥰💕 https://t.co/gDjJOZMbD8 WOW the girl I was kinda subtweeting just up and liked all these tweets this HAS to be bullying D:< @RebelGirl1323 HECC UR RIGHT @MaiaFranklyn AND NOT ON MY FACE? Rhude D:< "@KellySophNixon Thank you, but maybe another time" @MaiaFranklyn As YOUR friend and with the greatest respect: Please destroy my puss @MaiaFranklyn *grumbles* D:< worrying I'm this horny the day after my vaginoplasty >/////> just fucking shove my face onto your butthole you know???? @SixArmedSweater Mistress has that same shirt lol @caraesten I smoke enough weed that I never even experienced this side effect lol @PrissyOrcGF wow what a weird coincidence! I mentally keysmash every time I see you too! :O "@MizukiGoesWoof Yeah for Mistress she just has to be Mommy, you know? And my other partners aren't as into ageplay for the most part? Still a great idea tho" @eilidhmax 💕💕💕 @norintha Gotta try that tongue piercing on my clit!!! @MizukiGoesWoof Gosh I've only called friends big sister but that's a good point >///////> "@norintha When I'm all healed I wanna sit on your face, babe~" @norintha Honestly I'm excited hehehe @norintha It's coming in waves. I love it but it's soooooo weird gosh @ladymjmoriarty @QueercoreTrash I imagine it is. I feel very fortunate they let me keep taking HRT @dmeconis @SpaceGoatHunter Gosh that sounds way better @TrexPushups Yay!!! :D @Kaelyrhn Only a couple D:< @RaeGun2k @TessaAkkoKin I got a spinal too! One of the big reasons my pain has been so low 🥰 @TrexPushups Omg let me know how it goes! @AhoyMeghan Omg same to you! You're gonna love it! 💕 @TheQueenSeKa Feels more tingly than Sharp atm? But it's definitely my clit "@TrexPushups Mood! You're gonna much prefer a pussy, I guarantee it 💕" @AhoyMeghan Denver Health! Dr. Jennifer Hyer did the procedure 💕 "It's like, slowly waking up? Just slight tingles every so often. It's so weird! I love it but it's weird!!!" I THINK MY CLIT JUST WOKE UP GGOSH @kuviraex Gosh you're so right >//////> Breakfast this morning is an absolutely delicious looking omelette!!! 😍💕 https://t.co/h4whQ2ZXDg @funfettipupcake They didn't give me one :/ Got painkillers in pill form at least! I'm feeling pretty good @TrexPushups Mmmmm yes PLEASE! I love girldick but pussy is sooooooo good gosh Honestly we should probably take turns sitting on each other's faces~ @Azure_Husky Completely understandable 💕 @Trouble_Point_5 gosh FINE D:< @Azure_Husky I'm really sorry I contributed. more girls should sit on my face tbh @PrissyOrcGF wow I think I might be gay 😍 "@SixArmedSweater Omg most of these I feel so hard, but especially that first one. Like... one of our headmates is basically an otherkin? Past me would be so embarrassed of me >//////>" @BonnieMakes @blaze_casual Yay!!! 😭💕💕💕 "@PrissyOrcGF You deserve them dammit! D:< Also I know mine are already big but I want implants still, so mood >/////>" @SteampunkPenny Awwww heck I love you Mommy 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Windress Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @TessaAkkoKin I think it breathes for me? I don't know! @MayGriffin64 You deserve one!!! @TessaAkkoKin I think for oxygen? I dunno. I was unconscious so it didn't really bother me lol @Doc_Wolverine Thank you!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @MapleReam It's very yummy!!! @SixArmedSweater Gggoshhhh I guess I'm better off with a tiny clit >/////< "@loveydoveypup I was 12 the first time I realized I wanted a pussy too!!! That's so cool that we have that in common!!! And yeah, I was certain this would feel amazing, and I was right. I know in my heart you will too 💕" "During a vaginoplasty they have to put tubes down your throat and while my throat isn't sore, it IS very scratchy like I sound like I smoke ten packs a day lol. Anyway Mistress got me some hot chocolate from Starbucks and it's SOOOOO GOOD 😍" @mspowahs DAMN that's smooth! @KittenFemme Good luck!!! 💕💕💕 @ADirtyTrans @sextoyspolitics Yeah I wouldn't know where to start honestly lol @FreyjaLiv That's wonderful!!! 😭💕💕💕 It's been SO helpful being able to chat with @Trancister about our mutual recovery process during all this. We just randomly had our vaginoplasties on the same day! I highly recommend having a pussy pal lol 💕 @RiotGrrrlJemma Lol I saw and it totally is! @Azure_Husky Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕 it me @blaze_casual Sooooo ready for weed again. I had to stop for several days now because being high just increased my stress about surgery. But now that I'm done with that part? Bring on the weed please! @blaze_casual omg I'm girls 👀👀👀 @d3rm0nk That's so awesome! Thank you for your incredibly important contribution to society! 💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@Elli_Trans @garblefart No worries, I know your heart was in the right place 💕" "@d3rm0nk I mean you're absolutely right tho Our society views suicide as a moral failing when in reality, sometimes fixable healthcare-related issues DO in fact raise the risk of it through no fault of the person suffering. Too many people fundamentally reject that idea." @garblefart @Elli_Trans And I appreciate it 💕 @Elli_Trans @garblefart Thank you but we don't need to get hostile over this. Anna's a friend of mine 💕 @blaze_casual Awww lol @squidlarkin @TessaAkkoKin That's definitely what I do lol @TessaAkkoKin Omg this is such a mood! I think I might be one of the biggest plural accounts on here follower-wise but there's still so much for me to learn. I usually have to direct newly awakened systems to more knowledgeable friends >/////< "@SarahSwitchy I wouldn't say so, it's okay 💕" @Trouble_Point_5 EXACTLY 💕 @Notactuallysmol Omg I bet it has! I'm so so so honored to have helped you understand this even if it was in a small way 💕💕💕 *y'all are still ladies Gotta type with my middle finger because I got this pulse reader on my index finger and it's harder than it sounds lol "I've completed a wish I've had since I was 12. For my experience of womanhood, this was necessary, & it's necessary for countless other women who haven't yet gotten access to this surgery and that sucks so much Y'all late still ladies, though! For me that goes without saying 💕" "This is one of the many reasons GRS should be made available to any trans person who needs/wants it. Because in a world that actually functioned the way it should, the only girls who would have dicks would be the ones who want them." "It's kinda hard to put words to this level of gender euphoria, so I'm sorry if I fumbled it at all" "I should reiterate again that of course girls can have dicks! I had one for 32 years and I was no less of a girl that entire time. And hell, for those girls that love to top? As a lesbian bottom I'm extremely thankful for your existence lol >//////>" "@garblefart Of course you are, as I said! And I was too, for my whole life! It's hard to put this level of gender euphoria into words, sorry if I fumbled it :/" "It's still kinda unbelievable but like, it shouldn't be? Pretty normal for a girl to want/need/have a vag. Just another Tuesday, really 🤷‍♀️" @blaze_casual That's a damn good fourth meal tho lol "The thought I keep having: Of course you have a pussy! You're a girl! Some girls have dicks of course, but most don't and I wasn't supposed to. This isn't a dream. I'm finally whole 💕✨" @Hilbabe literally me "@SpaceGoatHunter And honestly a speculum might hurt and suck, but talk about gender euphoria, damn!" @SpaceGoatHunter OOF yeah my girlfriend I don't think has ever gotten that third one so that's something I haven't even lived vicariously through her unlike most of the other stuff. But I have a healthcare provider and they're gonna make sure I'm taking care of my vag! "@ExistentialEnso It didn't bother me in the slightest, Thorne! You're one of my best friends on here and I care about you a lot. I don't mind at all being a loving ear for you to vent to. Like I said, I already got my pussy. No one can take that from me. Vent all you need 💕💕💕" @QueercoreTrash This place is trying a bunch of new things with all the data they have I guess? I was also able to stay on HRT up until the day before surgery. I presume a lot of those precautions were being overly careful? Dunno @ExistentialEnso Yeah this site is like 30% nice and 70% suck most of the time :/ @vexwerewolf IT'S TRUE THO >/////> "GODDESS thinking of it that way is both extremely horny and extremely euphoric, unf~" like gosh I failed so hard at being a boy they turned my dick into a pussy >/////< Alternate text: FORCE FEMMING COMPLETE "@beccadottex Mostly same, but painkillers are making me feel super happy which helps" @garblefart They are and it's lovely~ @Trancister GODDESS right??? I'm gonna be sharing pictures and showing anyone who wants to see so much lol @PrissyOrcGF You're not trained in daggers anymore! Really it's more about *taking* daggers like a champ now~ I was told passing gas is a very good thing post surgery and guess who's butt finally woke up? 😎👈 @Trancister We have pussies now W T F @Trancister lol good luck 😬 @Trancister CONGRATS DOESN'T IT ROCK SO HARD??? @Trancister YEP I LEARNED THAT TOO @Trancister Mooooood *hugs* @hasrock36 @ivlislovemail @TessaAkkoKin @LoveFromTanis I'm holding out hope for Labour! @ivlislovemail @TessaAkkoKin @LoveFromTanis Honestly I hear it can be rough in the UK too. NHS waiting lists are legendary long. I don't know where if anywhere in the world it's where it needs to be. @Uber_Anne Thank you Anne!!!!! 💕 @Trouble_Point_5 @Kate_Bunni @SteampunkPenny N-no >/////> "@SynTheGuardian I call it a lot of things I'm just loopy from pain pills and that's what the surgeons called it before I fell asleep lol. Because yes, we're both girls, with our without dicks 💕" @tiger Thank you Tristan!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @AlyssaActivista @SteampunkPenny Yep!!!!!! @tachikomas My name's Kat but thank you lol 💕💕💕 @LoveFromTanis @TessaAkkoKin I'm also furious at America's healthcare system. This is a NECESSARY surgery for those that need/want it. "@TheCrankyWizard Omg nice! You're gonna LOVE this, I promise 💕" @BonzoixofMN @cemmy410 The packing is thick enough that touching doesn't do a ton for me just yet? I'm also really numb. But peaking done there... OMG @ServantoftheFae Yeah I get it! I blame the jealousy so many friends of mine have on our broken healthcare system more than anything else. I completely understand 💕 "@Jay_Srenaski Basically? I mean obviously it's a physical change primarily but yeah that causes an emotional change. It's very hard to describe, but basically my body finally feels right after over 30 years of feeling wrong. It's A Lot in the best way 💕" @SarahSwitchy Well luckily they deleted @Calliethulhu Thank you Callie!!! 😭💕💕💕💕 "@SunDappledEmber Clit is still too numb to feel, I think this is more of a kegel flex. Can't wait to feel my clit there though! 😭💕" @MissPaulaMinnie IT REALLY IS "@ToryBai22544335 You're so welcome, girl! 😘💕💕💕" "@SarahSwitchy It didn't bother me in the slightest. Why would it? I already have my pussy and I care about Thorne a lot. You're the one doing a fucky wucky. I'm not super mad, but maybe ease up." @ExistentialEnso @VerafiedBabe Never give up! It's never too late and this is SO worth it! @FrillyHyena *huuuuuuugs* "@CapnKarlisle A little sore, but otherwise a source of immense constant joy 💕" @lukanicoletta I can't quite feel my clit yet but yeah it's beyond surreal in the best way 🥰💕 @ADirtyTrans Oh gosh yes please! Also we REALLY need a strap @tiptransformed @RiotGrrrlJemma Omg that's sweet 😳💕 @Kate_Bunni @SteampunkPenny HEY >//////> @YourBoswell You should! You deserve it!!! 💕💕💕 @MisfitFlannery HELL YEAH GIRL @RiotGrrrlJemma Gosh thank you cutie! 💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny @PrissyOrcGF I have a pussy AND amazing stuffies. Pretty much best day ever! I'm less than 12 hours into having a pussy and I gotta say: Gender confirmation surgery should be readily available to every trans person who wants (and therefore needs) it. This has already changed my life on a fundamental level in the best fucking way. @doublegearsys Really infuriates me that people are mocking that @The_Blue_Sonja 😭😭😭💕💕💕 omg I have a pussy omg I have a pussy omg this is real omg @PrissyOrcGF @SteampunkPenny >//////> @MisfitFlannery I mean that's my age and we get along wonderfully! I honestly had no idea you were so young until like a couple weeks before your first visit to the ranch lol @SteampunkPenny @QuestForTori it was very yum!!!!! @The_Blue_Sonja Not yet! Gotta think of a good one :3 @The_Blue_Sonja Can't wait 😭💕 @SarahSwitchy @norintha hhhecc >/////> uhhhhhhh now I kinda wish I was padded "@norintha That makes me feel better, thank you love" Okay is that sensation coming in waves me peeing into the catheter or arousal because I honestly can't tell oh no >.< @georges852 That's maybe something I don't need to hear right now :/ "Having a catheter is weird. ""Oh heck I really gotta pee... nevermind. Oh heck I gotta pee again... nope I'm good."" Drinking a ton of water >.>" @BeastFlesh I peaked at it but it's all wrapped up rn However I can tell there's no dick there 😍😍😍 @blaze_casual @norintha I really can't wait @theNDhighelf EXACTLY 💕 @BeastFlesh Yep! I've always had really good control of these muscles and it's so nice that they finally flex the way they're supposed to 😭💕 @norintha @blaze_casual It's the kind of boners I'm supposed to have 😍 "@blaze_casual @WhaleHorned Hoping I can avoid it but if it's the price to pay for a pussy, I'll endure" @Shoggoth_Lord Yep! @LisaTMullin Excited!! *bounces* @NikatinePrime Honestly my favorite way to say things @GothSammi @TheCrystalStorm A week is when the packing comes out. Takes 3 months to be cleared for sex. There's a number of milestones but basically it takes months. @LisaTMullin It's downright magical @LisaTMullin Hopefully clenching on day 0 isn't bad >.> Omg I'm so late for screencapping 5k! Like 60+ followers on V-day! Y'all are the best! Thank you! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/9k3M5AkjNp @WhaleHorned It's absolutely a thing that can happen as far as I know @lumpen_rose Apart from the pain? It just feels... Right @AmyTheTotodile EXACTLY @blaze_casual It's what I'm supposed to have on like a fundamental level it's so good x.x I guess more accurately the thing I'm flexing is only inside? It's an odd sensation to describe but it's what my body expects! 💕 @blaze_casual Oh my goddess I needed this so badly x.x @Shoggoth_Lord Hehe I already have a dinosaur stuffie named that 💕 @MisfitFlannery IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT I LOVE IT Flexing the muscle that used to move my girldick and it's... not there! This feels sooooo good even with mild pain omg 😭💕💕💕 @Shoggoth_Lord 💕 @RaeGun2k @thirstygorl @Trancister It's so true Even with the pain it's soooooo good omg @norintha I hecking LOVED that show as a kid! You're totally right!! @Trancister @RaeGun2k You better be! @TheCrystalStorm One week x.x I got this @ToryBai22544335 I might have trouble tweeting as much as I usually do for the next few days lol 💕 @RaeGun2k @Trancister I've been doing that and CONFIRMED FOR WEIRD @TracerPlace Second time this name was suggestion but I think it's pretty much perfect @MASConglomerate Omg I really like this one @SixArmedSweater Thank youuuuuu 😭💕💕💕 @dj_walnut I've been awake for a few hours lol I'm in pain but it's manageable. Oxy's about to kick in. @ServantoftheFae Oooooh I like that one wtf I have a pussy whaaaaaaat @A_MrPromiscuous I was originally scheduled for tomorrow but they bumped me up a day like a month ago lol I love this stuffie friend Mistress got me!!! I need a name for her! I only name my absolute favorites and just look at her omg 😍😍😍 https://t.co/xBOVQ0tXy6 @RipleyStorm Hehehe :3 Love you so much baby 💕💕💕💕💕 @DevourerRose Omg babe >/////> @AhoyMeghan True! 💕 @Trancister They didn't give me one of those D:< "@blaze_casual @TenaciousRanch Please do! It was so wonderful meeting you, cutie!!! 💕💕💕💕💕" @Trancister Pussy pals!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @lucashoal Uhhhhh both? I dunno @Trancister I'm surprised I was able to eat it all honestly lol @DevourerRose Love you so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf https://t.co/91BFUE2ngg @ToryBai22544335 Yep! It was build your own so I skipped meat and just had beans. I'm a most of the time vegetarian 💕 "@TheFintauSystem I'm not being charged, it's included in the recovery room service 💕" Pain is kinda oof atm (I cried 😭) but they gave me some extra oxy Hey guess what having a bunch of stuff crammed up your cooch kinda sucks x.x Post-vaginoplasty taco!!! 🌮💕 https://t.co/tBGFcMM3CK "I lived, bitch 🌮💕 https://t.co/0hGWVawsDj" @TheFintauSystem Thank you love! Love you!! 💕💕💕💕 @TheDemonCami @Tricliniangry Oooh exciting :3 @MisfitFlannery 💕 @PrissyOrcGF THANK YOU MORGAN 💕💕💕💕💕 @garblefart https://t.co/tEHENHoee4 @MisfitFlannery Heck D:< Okay so apparently they're not wheeling me in until 8:15 which is about an hour from now. I'm impatient >.> @MavenOfMayhem @SteampunkPenny Thank you!!! 😭💕💕💕 @Trancister I'm still in pre-op I'm falling behind! Technically this is still pre-op but we're close! @RiotGrrrlJemma 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!! https://t.co/3RBeyjYCbF @norintha I miss you too! So much 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual Aaaaaa thank you!!! Excited to see you later!!! 💕💕💕💕 @Trancister Whaaaaaat???? @MizukiGoesWoof gggoshhhh >////> I'm here at the hospital! Gonna go into pre-op soon! I still can't believe this is real!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/sKE7FCYvh7 @LeafTilde @DarkTyrannosaur awwww cute brain-wiped sluts thinking their name was ever something else when they can't even remember what the last one was 💕 "@TheCrystalStorm Omg not to get ahead of myself but I dream for the day when I'm basically done with surgery and recovery. I know I'm a still a long ways off, but I'm excited x.x" @Genderbird Mentioning she's meeting with Trump just sounds like a threat :/ @abbykat9 @the3foldGod @NewGenderWhoDis Omg there's no way that's just Gilbert Gottfried's voice. Pretty sure he'd destroy his vocal cords doing that lol Okay lol at this rate I'm gonna be at 5k followers when I wake up from surgery omg y'all @MizukiGoesWoof gosh I really really prefer to be the younger sister but uhhhhhhh this is tempting >/////> @MsBeaHayve @gayforgrils Mine's *definitely* going to make that sound lol "@NewGenderWhoDis Me too! It's like, humanizing kinda? If that makes sense?" @lumpen_rose Thank you! 💕 @LambChopInPamps I took one a few days ago to get a good before/after set :3 "Laying in bed, trying to sleep. Gotta be up at 3am tomorrow in order to get the the hospital in time. This is my last night with a girldick. 😳" "@sarahhasl That's a relief, honestly. Thank you!" @JenApparently more like super gayan "@blaze_casual I was a terrible rat mom (cats are WAY more my speed as far as taking care of animals), and I know how delicate bunnies are. So despite my fursona being one, I don't think I'll ever own one, BUT I DO LOVE THEM A LOT" @blaze_casual OMG I LOVE THEM???? "@Tricliniangry IT REALLY IS, HECC" @WeirdContrails That's an extremely good point lol "Pre-surgery fleet enema worked like a charm, but there's still some mildly worrying gurgling happening in my gut and I'd like that to stop plz" "@ArvuReBantra @vexwerewolf Eh, still fuck 'em" @fangirlscreamo SHARKS AND DINO NUGGIES CHOMP CHOMP :3 "Already had dinner and even though I'm allowed to have a snack before midnight, I kinda want to play it safe? But the munchies I currently have rn reminds me that I still sometimes stress eat despite how much transitioning cut down on that >.>" @maegodhavemercy My mom forgot what my girl name was going to be 😭 "Not JUST because there's a lot of overlap between those two kinds of people, but that definitely helps." "When some asshole comes into my mentions arguing that our society needs cops, I react in the exact same way as if someone was arguing our society needs serial killers." @totallyhealthie Sometimes the science brain is irrelevant in the face of the anarchist heart @totallyhealthie do we really need to nitpick this given that we're on the barista's side even if they did pick that name "@SteampunkPenny @manedmarten @KorbisBarkly @vexwerewolf lol I have new accounts automatically muted it's odd how often assholes decide to make accounts recently? Wasn't altered to this until you replied, but that's one more person I know to block" "@Kate_Bunni Eh, still fuck 'em" And they wonder why we call them pigs "By the way, I should mention that if it was somehow the barista that did it: Bravo on that person. But there are profanity filers to stop them, so," @totallyhealthie https://t.co/L6yGYOAXWH Cop just wantonly fucking over random people: Maybe? Wouldn't put it past those ghouls Cop drunk on power and ensuring he gets his way whenever he wants in every aspect of life: Theeeeere we go "I'm not saying a cop would be above causing random chaos for a random St*rbucks barista, but I kinda think it's more likely he made his mobile account name PIG so he could whenever he wanted fire whatever barista displeased him. Which is way more scummy." @loveydoveypup SCIENCE "@loveydoveypup IT WAS A LABORATORY, ISABELLE WITH LIKE TEST TUBES AND SHIT, HONEST" "@BugbearPancakes Since I wasn't gonna use it when I transitioned anyway, I kinda wish my mom went with Jordan! Might've woken up my gender sooner? Who knows." @RebeccaCuddles @CrudeRodent smart bab wow 🤔 "@RebeccaCuddles @CrudeRodent omg this is *adorable* You know I only saw this on my feed because you replied, Rebecca :P" @jneen_ aka losers @litterboxhex sounds about right @positronicgal HUGE SAME @RadMissFliss Omg you're literally the third person I know who's getting this week @TheCrystalStorm I'm actually terrible at it! Hence the upcoming vaginoplasty lol btw guess what I'm doing """Based on laboratory data""" """Knee-chest position""??? I'm sorry, that is CLEARLY ""tits down ass up"" https://t.co/0DsxpIKoqf" @glitchedheart lol it's interesting that my mom almost picked it then "Names shouldn't be so strictly gendered, but given that I'm a binary trans woman, ""Kathryn"" at least puts cis people on the right track of they're not assholes." "How it would probably go: Cis person, internally: ""Is that a man? I can't tell. Oh their name is Jordan? Must be a man.""" @TheCatMom Heading down to the vagina store nice and early tomorrow! "@DeciusNero The only opinion that matters, frankly 🎃 Looks delicious!" @SteampunkPenny I love you too Mistress!!! Thank you so much 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu And real fucking soon let's be real Can't have any metal jewelry on during surgery so we decided to take the eternity collar I've been wearing since *January* off tonight in preparation. It feels SO WEIRD >/////< https://t.co/HWO0UFJ1NS Just took my LAST dose of spiro! o_o "@HuntressXT I think this video in particular really fucking rocks if you want a suggestion on where to start, but honestly it's all good stuff! https://t.co/FQqQnn4Xru" Y'all should follow @HuntressXT and subscribe to her YouTube channel tbh. There's no justifiable reason for her subscriber count to be lower than my ridiculous follower count on here. Her work is way too good! Go follow and subscribe! @GirlDickEnergy OMG why does she have so few followers wtf??? D:< "@GirlDickEnergy I totally get it! I would've been anxious had you tagged her, lol. Thanks!" @MisfitFlannery GO GO GO "@MisfitFlannery Anyway, fuck overly enthusiastic cis allies whose ENTIRE gimmick is loving trans people. Don't trust them." "@MisfitFlannery I believe her subtweets after the fact compared what I did to abuse? If I'm not mistaken? We were close before that, now we never talk despite still being mutuals. Again, I told her I don't think she's a chaser. Something's off with her." "@MisfitFlannery Nobody remembers a year ago when she called someone a TERF for calling her a chaser, I told her ""Actually, I've seen at least one trans woman worry that you were a chaser, though I don't think you are"" and she lost her fucking shit so hard I deleted all my tweets." @GirlDickEnergy Omg that's awesome! I only just started watching her videos recently but I'm already a big fan! Is she on Twitter? @The_Macula The first one! :D "I guess I may as well share it because it's a really good fucking video, and like I said, obviously she's cool with that genuinely funny moment of her voice cracking being in it: https://t.co/5VABW5Ueni" "But there was a really funny moment where she broke and laughed at herself misspeaking for a second and her voice dipped back down. Obviously she's cool with that being in the video and it was genuinely funny, but it also made me feel a lot better, you know? Her voice takes work" "Saw a really good YouTube video hosted by a trans woman with an AMAZING voice, which doesn't exactly fill me with dysphoria anymore, but it is something I still think about a lot." @ButtGoblin666 Oh no I thought you said you were getting like $200 a month from it? @Calliethulhu It's really fitting that his avatar is just him dressed as a clown "@BeastFlesh Whew, that's a relief. You had me worried for a second. Sorry your pre-surgery was so much worse :/" @BeastFlesh Just an enema "@BeastFlesh Rough ride? Like, stress keeping me awake, you mean?" "@vexwerewolf I mean I gotta get to sleep early tonight for an early morning tomorrow, can she maybe hurry it up a bit?" @Shoggoth_Lord YES GODDAMN HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED THAT @talkingtonothin POONSDAY BEST DAY @TheCrystalStorm HELL YEAH @BeastFlesh Any tips you might have for me? Probably gonna do that pre-surgery enema in a couple hours and I'm not looking forward to it x.x @talkingtonothin It didn't come off as negative at all? @talkingtonothin don't need to be awake for the pussy to be real :D "@ashuraou You probably still could! That's a really good idea, I think people would be into that." dude by this time tomorrow i'll have a pussy wtf @DevourerRose >////> "@ashuraou I saw it on Twitter ages ago, I don't know who made it, sorry :/" @MaiaFranklyn @tainkirrahe Heck you do! "(and YES, it helps that I'm a little)" One of the most gender euphoric things ever is having a girlfriend call me baby tbh 😍 "@tainkirrahe That was me when I bought the NERF DVa gun a few months ago, except I'm 32 lol" I'd like to get to the part where I have a pussy and I'm on painkillers plz and thank you 18 hours maybe? Ish? Probably no more than 20 @Trancister Good luck pussy pal!! 💕 @MisfitFlannery jesus that's a mood "@vexwerewolf Also, nothing I own, not a single piece of property that's mine, is worth the human life cost of having cops shoot innocent people." "@vexwerewolf Saying cops are the ones you need when you get robbed is like saying you need a landlord to fix things in your house when they break. Yes, that's what cops are supposed to do in theory, but when was the last time anyone had that happen for them?" @Phorrums @RPG_Nerd_Travis @RealDorianDawes Came here to say this @BeckoningBelle Goddess I've been there "@theSwimmer117 I have DMs turned off for people I'm not following. That's a feature, not a bug. I've had intimate moments when post op trans women myself, I don't really have much use for additional stories." @ToryBai22544335 Well I reiterate: We're friends 💕 @blaze_casual Omg yay! @RebeccaCuddles Oooh I like this idea! @DozingDreamers Oh heck so that might mean the world the Mario troupe of actors are in is the same one Eggman has tried to conquer multiple times HOW MANY LAYERS OF LIES ARE THESE SERIES ON "If Mario and friends are all just a troupe of actors which explains why Bowser and Wario are down for some friendly Tennis and kart racing, does that mean Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games implies that Sonic and friends are also a troupe of actors?" I had this one! And I loved it :3 @heck_engine oh this is awful *retweets* @Kaelyrhn She was like a double red herring lol @Zhennyfyr I mean it's not hard to outdo the XY villain but yeah lol "@JenApparently Once they dropped their first F bomb I was like ""Okay this is actually a new approach I love this""" @JenApparently OMG HOW IS THIS REAL I NEED TO WATCH THIS Is it a show or a movie? "@transgrlinexile @bunnarchist I rarely pay close attention to the story. I'm just saying I'm cool with the games being on the simple side. I'd also welcome depth! I like both things, but I'm mainly here to collect monsters lol" "@transgrlinexile I'm soooooo fucking tired of ""rivals"" that are peppy and your best friend and terrible at Pokemon. I miss Silver." @caraesten OOF https://t.co/QgT8I281W7 "@MrsStephinMerit @sasugakirin The most interesting thing Transformers ever did in recent memory was making Megatron an Autobot. The factions are fun, but there's so much more they can do." "@bunnarchist I don't even know what it is, really, but it's sooooo obvious. Which I'm cool with in a kid's game, of course, but it's still kinda funny." "I like that this game's gang wasn't trying to conquer the world, but if you're going to sneak in a world-ending plot at the last second, at least make the villain more interesting/scary/SOMETHING." "He was just weirdly buffoonish and nonthreatening. Oleana is slightly more threatening (I actually went back and forth from wondering if it would be ""Rose is villain"" or ""Rose is puppet for the real villain, Oleana""), but even she's cool once you beat her." "It would only work as a global warming message if we didn't have mere DECADES to turn this around. And even if you're talking about fossil fuels running out while ignoring global warming, there's no way we have anywhere close to 1,000 years left. Galar is utopian compared to us" """I have to release a monster because in 1,000 years our energy reserves will be gone! Something something weirdly misplaced/backwards global warming message!"" Okay... care to clarify that at all? ""Nope, just gonna turn myself in when it doesn't work!"" ...'kay" "I loved SwSh but it was wild to have this guy's villainy telegraphed from the first time you met him (I couldn't even tell you HOW, but I was immediately like, ""Oh hi secret villain reveal at the end"") but also make him completely nonthreatening or even worth hating that much." @rayneDrone4800 @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss no take her fremch towst and she won't be! @TheDemonCami Extremely cute girl! @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss that looks so good omg @MapleReam Thank moo Maple!!!! 😭💕💕💕 @KayleeSmerbeck Hell yeah! Vaginoplasty tomorrow meaning I'm starting Delete Dick December off right 😎 https://t.co/rPu7JFqiFj @NewGenderWhoDis I'm learning this more and more. Obviously it doesn't apply to friends but someone I don't know kinda gives me bad vibes? Blooooooocked. It's very freeing. Mistress was talking about maybe just getting a hotel in Denver tonight to avoid dealing with snow tomorrow morning and the kid in me still strongly associates hotels with fun vacations so I am ON BOARD with this plan :D "@ToryBai22544335 I'm not sure how much you actually hurt her vs how much your head is being hard on you and it's not really my business either way, but assuming you really did hurt her: All the more reason for you both to split up and stay split up." @MisfitFlannery https://t.co/AACMshCOdK @PrissyOrcGF CUTE. @laurenauramgold true "wait i guess i technically ""sleep"" during the surgery arguably two more sleeps, but the second one is gonna be one of those early morning naps that got out of hand and feel really gross for having afterwards except it'll come with bonus pussy" one more sleep until vagina assuming i can sleep o_o @oannablue Awwww that's so sweet I wish you could too! Thank you 💕💕💕 @ToryBai22544335 Everything I hear about this relationship tells me it's probably not good for you :/ @oannablue HELL YEA I AM OMG "@NewGenderWhoDis Though to be fair, anal IS really hot it's just my stubborn butthole hasn't gotten the memo D:<" "@ToryBai22544335 @loveydoveypup You'll end up with someone. You're transitioning into the real you, which brings confidence, and confidence is very attractive." @NewGenderWhoDis Behold the single reason I haven't seriously tried making porn yet @Genderbird I can't unthink this @Genderbird AS AM I "@viragoergosum If it's like, quick? I have the spoons for like, well wishes on my surgery I guess but not a long conversation" @maddierawr I guess if he's fine being called a racist we should honor his wishes and make sure to constantly remind everyone how racist he is. @Kitty_Squeakle I'll keep you in mind for dilating questions thank you 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori He has like 3 quills I'm sure you could avoid them "@PrissyOrcGF *pounds fists on table* GIRL TUM, GIRL TUM, GIRL TUM" "Btw I want to clarify: I'm quick to call people friends, but the label of ""friend"" kinda needs to be mutual. I only ever hesitate with using the term if I worry the other person might not. But for what it's worth: They're a friend, absolutely." @Kitty_Squeakle OMG I'M SERIOUSLY CRYING THANK YOU 😭💕💕💕 "They don't even follow me! But they've had the surgery too and honestly I'm just really happy to see them again. I guess we weren't ever friends? But definitely acquaintances. I dunno it's like the end of a movie where all your friends come to see you, you know? 😭💕" Someone I haven't seen on here in months and who I think about often just reappeared to (more or less) wish me well on my surgery (well make light hearted jokes about the last things I can do with my dick in the remaining day but I understood the thought behind it lol) @doublegearsys That helps! Thank you! "@Kitty_Squeakle Omg maybe it was the Twitter algorithm but I haven't seen you in months, Kitty! I've missed the hell out of you, how have you been? It means the world to me that you commented, honestly. So many transfemmes I follow who've had the surgery have wished me luck, it's wonderful 😭💕" @PrissyOrcGF Level up that cooking profession! "@CuteBunAlex Leftover from the old version of Twitter, I assume. Plus I thought you meant like, the UI I see." @CuteBunAlex Twitter crashes like 3 times a day and when that happens the color resets. That's the only reason I'm using blue. @TheFintauSystem love you so much 💕💕💕 The response this thread has gotten has been incredible. The discussion within has already informed so many trans feminine people and even changed some minds. Thank you all 💕 I'm going to be muting the thread now because I need to focus on my own vaginoplasty in about 24 hours! "@norintha @DevourerRose Pussy testers, assemble!!!!" @DevourerRose @norintha I should probably have more than one QA tester honestly~ @norintha 👀👀👀💦 GETTING MY VERY OWN PUSSY IN A DAY WTF HOW IS THIS REAL??? 🌮😻 https://t.co/lAZ0Ex5TN9 "@WestCoastReaper But it's not just a coin toss. The myth is that you lose all sensationb down there after a vaginoplasty, and the vast majority of the time that doesn't happen. If the surgery goes as intended, it won't happen." "@ToryBai22544335 @loveydoveypup I'm a lesbian and I'm getting depth. Some girls have dicks, after all, we we're all aware :P" @loveydoveypup Of course! Helping other trans people is why I do what I do on this account 💕 @Dpressed_muffin @Susan_Larson_TN It has more to do with bigoted cis people assuming trans women must be perverts @Dpressed_muffin @JeanJAuthor I didn't even know it's a procedure cis women get. "@loveydoveypup Also for what it's worth, there's a version of the procedure called minimal depth that doesn't require you to insert anything into it." @Nickle4aPickle Thank you so much! 💕 "@YourBoswell I haven't played since reaching max level in early 2012, but I got it Christmas 2011 too lol" "@Nickle4aPickle Sounds like you got Sword! I might tap you for some Pokemon at some point. I definitely need a Sobble for starters, but I'd like to try trading online when I have more spoons (surgery in a little over a day x.x)" This might be the sweetest review we've ever had omg 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis hhhhECK 😍💦💦💦 "@mxanthropology I tend to be a little bit defensive on this topic and for that I apologize. I will say I think not knowing the benefits or being led to believe falsehoods regarding this surgery is worse than not knowing some of the risks, *especially* if those risks' odds are very small." @forivall_blue That sounds like my kind of party wow :3 "@Hilbabe @NewGenderWhoDis Hence me saying ""readily,"" but you're right that we're on the cusp of it being mostly possible (though in that one-and-done for a baby kind of way so it would still end in you not have a uterus)." @NeurologNyx In my experience being high helps with a lot of subby brain spaces like subspace "@QuestForTori The ""Millennium"" part really brings it all together" "@BillieHauk @NewGenderWhoDis It's temporary and very, very uncommon." @BillieHauk @NewGenderWhoDis I was really surprised too! @mxanthropology It definitely helps to know. You're a data analyst so I assume you'd know what to do with the percentage risks of certain outcomes. I'm sorry that wasn't given to you. "@behsss @t_seplavy @NewGenderWhoDis I'm pretty sure I watched that video when it was new, but back then my surgery was ""hopefully next year"" at best Watching it with just a day and a half-ish left too go before my surgery was so helpful. I'll probably watch it again, honestly. Thank you so, so much for this 💕💕💕" "@AshleyAlmightyX You can, but the risk is very low. The thread attached to the tweet you're replying to is filled with people saying their sensitivity went UP, actually." @SpaceGoatHunter @levett_laura THAT'S TRUE @mxanthropology They're pretty well understood and are in the minority of results. "@AshleighHaxie It can get better depending on how much genital dysphoria might be affecting your ability to orgasm. There's no way to know for sure, though." @TheCrystalStorm @NewGenderWhoDis I'm ready to completely forget what mine looks like honestly lol @Goldfish_300 Yeah orgasms are REALLY easy for me now so I suspect they'll continue to be post-op honestly @cemmy410 @TenaciousRanch That's wonderful! And it's why I do what I do on here 💕 @MisfitFlannery whoops nevermind "@MisfitFlannery I know it's hard to believe right now. But this isn't just me trying to be nice and optimistic. Everything written about HRT says the changes stop after 3 years, and I hear from every transfemme who's made it past that point that the changes can still continue in minor ways." @PrissyOrcGF mmmmm sounds like my boob goals @MisfitFlannery This isn't the best you're gonna get. The changes haven't stopped yet. @NewGenderWhoDis ...okay I like this idea "@NewGenderWhoDis There really isn't time or money, sadly I'll also never know what a chastity cage feels like 😭" @NewGenderWhoDis MY DICK AIN'T THAT MUCH TO WRITE HOME ABOUT IT'S BEST FORGOTTEN IMO @AllieLewd aaaaaa i can't wait 😍 OMG THERE'S STILL TIME FOR ME "@arancaytar THERE'S STILL TIME FOR ME I NEED DONUTS, STAT" "lol without fail whenever I talk about this it blows up! Which is AWESOME because more people need to hear about this! I don't have a sound cloud, but I do live on a trans commune alpaca ranch and we'd love for you to follow us! @TenaciousRanch" @sextoyspolitics @rachelvmckinnon Yeah I've heard that can happen and I'll definitely keep it in mind >.> @rachelvmckinnon I can't waaaaait 😭💕💕💕 @rachelvmckinnon Omg when did you start following me??? Thank you! I'm getting my vaginoplasty on Monday and I'm anxious but sooooo excited! 😭💕💕💕 "@jamesjdominguez @arthur_affect Both. It hasn't been the case that you lose all sensation in your neovagina for many, many decades. Like the 1960's I think." @PhyrexianThot @Summer_C_Ash @AllieLewd @AllisonSRSDiary Followed both! Thank you! "There's such a beautiful elegance to these screenshots. My new Living Pokedex will live on Pokemon Home, and I've made peace with that. What we're collecting here is what I add on to the end of it 💕" Ahhhhhh now the collecting can REALLY begin <3 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/JaRTeAi8sp "@pissedoffgeese Cis people feel more secure in their genders if they think they're the only ones that get the ""real"" versions of them, I suspect." "@namebrandloser That's how I learned most of this too. I don't know any resources off the top of my head but I'm sure they're out there. I prefer to learn it from trans people, personally." @MrLexJay That's really good to know! "I just set up my daily meds container for the week, which means I put in the last 200mg of spiro I'll ever need to take in the Sunday slot. Because on Monday my balls will be gone! It's happening!!!!" @TheMaverickGal Eeeee I'm excited! :3 @PhyrexianThot 👀👀👀!!! I don't think I'm following said account but I'd really like to! Nothing quite like the inevitability of a surgery date marching closer and closer (day and a half left!) to really kick my procrastination in the ass lol @Cassterix 👀👀👀💦 "The walk in closet that doubles as my office is about 80% finished! Clothes are finally hanging up which was something I wanted for MONTHS lol. This will allow us to ditch the old dresser we were using, which leaves room for the extra bed, which will make my recovery MUCH easier" @NewGenderWhoDis well then I won't repost the meme so there :P bab @NewGenderWhoDis is uh is bab an affirmative >.> @emm_gale @Susan_Larson_TN I'm gonna hear soooooo many leggings omg "@TheCrystalStorm Thank you, I'll keep that in mind 💕💕💕" @TheCrystalStorm I'm really excited to experience some of this for myself! Surgery's in about a day and a half 😳 "@TheCrystalStorm Heh, I remember you mentioning the wet dreams, actually. I take note of the cool stuff I've heard about this surgery lol" @keystomemories @fuzzyinthehead @NewGenderWhoDis 😭💕😭💕😭💕 @manicsquirrel Oh fuck I'm so sorry that sounds awful D: "@luanph0311 My surgery's happening in the morning so while I'll probably be very hungry, it'll only be like 8 at most hours of not eating?" @Susan_Larson_TN Yeah half the reason I'm getting it done is to stop the genital dysphoria that never really goes away on its own. It just helps a ton that sex is going to improve. @NewGenderWhoDis BAB SISTEEEEEEE 😭😍💕💕💕 @persenche My girlfriend Jen has a neovagina and I've had a similar experience~ :3 "@BeastFlesh @behsss @NewGenderWhoDis Make no mistaken, I'm gonna be as careful as possible. I fought hard for this vag. I'm not about to fuck it up D:<" @keystomemories @fuzzyinthehead @NewGenderWhoDis NEED THIS IN MY LIFE @NewGenderWhoDis Hey mutual :3 @BeastFlesh @behsss @NewGenderWhoDis Well you two can fight it out because you're both qualified to say lol @ConfusedSwitch Omg congrats! I'm glad to hear it went well! "@InscrutableJane Yeah they list soooooo many procedure I'm technically gonna be getting on Monday but it's all rolled into one several hour long surgery now, it's really cool!" "@behsss @NewGenderWhoDis I'M ALL M*RALAX'D UP AND IT'S WORKING WONDERS, GONNA POOP LIKE A GODDAMN HERO 😤😤😤 AND BREATHE OR WHATEVER I GUESS" "@InscrutableJane @cemmy410 @BeastFlesh That's fascinating to know, thank you! Yeah I suspected the myth was based on something that was true a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure the procedure hasn't been that way for decades now." "@N0taVagina I know you're a bot, but no, in this case I absolutely am talking about a vagina. Fuck off." "@NewGenderWhoDis Reminder though that I don't know much about this stuff and aren't in any hurry to learn, lol All I know is 95% of the time (98% at the place I'm going to), whatever they're doing with my bladder/colon situation ends in nothing more than a vagina." "@NewGenderWhoDis I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure most organs are held in place by like, a membrane of stuff? Like if you gutted someone it's not like each organ would just plop out on its own. Stuff other than your skin is holding stuff in place, and that stuff needs to be gently cut into." @behsss @NewGenderWhoDis THANK YOU I'M LOWKEY KINDA TERRIFIED BUT ALSO SUPER EXCITED 😭💕💕💕 @ToryBai22544335 I think medical science has been here for a while now but too many cis people feel more secure in their understanding of gender if they can propagate the myth that trans people are lesser in every way. I'm glad I helped you understand more about this 💕 "@Anomulus0 @NewGenderWhoDis That might be a big part of it too. I dunno how, uh, ""relaxed"" things are gonna be down there but I wouldn't be surprised if this answer was ""very.""" @NewGenderWhoDis This is one of those things that A) I don't fully yet understand because it was new info even for me and B) I'm too grossed out by to delve any further into. You now know as much as I do. "@NewGenderWhoDis This CAN lead to complications 5% of the time wherein you gotta poop in a bag and heal all that back up. So again, germs being out of the equation is much safer." "@NewGenderWhoDis Keeps everything clean because they're working VERY close to the butthole lol. Also apparently (and I JUST learned this from my surgeon so I might not be describing it perfectly), they have to quote, ""dissect"" the bladder from the colon to make room for where the vag space goes." "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh and it's also worth mentioning that there's a version of the procedure that keeps the penis intact, so you get a vagina + penis. A LOT of transfemmes I talk to are into that idea, but only a few surgeons are currently performing it and I don't know anyone who's had it." "@behsss @NewGenderWhoDis See this is why I asked to make sure! Glad I did. Even if my surgery is only a day and a half away(!!!), I'm not speaking from experience with any of this lol" "@NewGenderWhoDis Look your inner vagina isn't going to feel like the skin on your arm. It's going to be moist. Will it be wet enough for sex the second you want to have it? Possibly not, but even cis girls need lube sometimes. And hey, at least there's no prep time like there is with anal." "@NewGenderWhoDis Lower intestine grafts are so much less common now that I don't actually know anyone who's had one. I've HEARD there's an associated smell that kinda never goes away, but I dunno, I might be propagating another transphobic myth with that." @squidlarkin I have this sneaking suspicion that's how it's gonna work for me too. I just have enough personal clues to think I'm gonna have an easy time with this aside from all the rough parts of healing (don't really love blood for instance but what can you do lol) "@Jenn_Tayla Yep, incredible orgasms post-vaginoplasty seem to be the rule, not the exception" "@NewGenderWhoDis (@behsss was the one who first told me that and until I'm 3 months in myself, I don't feel fully comfortable not defaulting to the word of someone who's done this themself, so they're another resource you could tap for questions if you want 💕)" "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh! Also, this info is FAR less known and a LOT of surgeons will tell you I'm wrong, but as long as you dilate for the first 3 months, your vag doesn't NEED to be dilated again after that, unless you're having regular sex then you just work in a gradual dilating schedule again." "@NewGenderWhoDis Basically Emma, I'd say if you ever dreamed of having a vagina, a vaginoplasty is absolutely something you should look into. The only thing they can't readily give us is a functioning uterus. The rest is exactly like you hope/wish it would be 💕" "@NewGenderWhoDis And regardless the interior, despite being made of was once outer skin, doesn't feel like outer skin once everything heals up. I hear orgasms are also often way better and more intense." "@NewGenderWhoDis I mean I'm not speaking from experience with any of this, but in addition to orgasms, if you're a particularly drippy girl before surgery, you can expect to be wetter than most after surgery. They'll tell you neovaginas don't self-lubricate but that's not true for everyone." @cemmy410 @BeastFlesh These lies about transition care are actively harmful to us as trans women and I'm furious they still propagate. "@NewGenderWhoDis Couple years ago I had a few different threads where I ranted about how neovaginas are perfectly fine & I guess I haven't talked about it in a while, but I still feel passionate about this! More ppl should know! The differences between cis vaginas & newvaginas are VERY minor!" "@gpike_ That's honestly a really good point too! Some trans women have trouble figuring out orgasms with their neovaginas initially, but I would say that's more to do with that just being how vaginas are sometimes than neovaginas not functioning as intended." "@BeastFlesh It's POSSIBLE that the myth started decades ago when the surgery was a lot less perfected & therefore the idea that orgasms would be impossible was based a LITTLE bit more on facts, but more likely it's cis people assuming a ""fake"" vagina couldn't possibly be like the real thing." "@BeastFlesh I remember believing in some vague idea that neovaginas were somehow lesser than cis vaginas when I was an egg many years ago, but yeah as soon as I started listening to women who had had vaginoplasties I realized it was absolutely a procedure I wanted." @blaze_casual HI HELLO YES I REALLY HOPE I GET SOME OF THAT PLZ "@BeastFlesh And I'm sure glad it's only a myth because I need me some of those sweet, sweet vag gasms 😍😍😍" @BeastFlesh It's been a myth for decades now. There was even an article I read with advice for trans women about vaginoplasties and the biggest point it kept coming back to was the interviewer and even a few people eventually got vaginoplasties initially thought orgasms were impossible. @arancaytar I think I remember that! @SpaceGoatHunter @Jay_Srenaski (can't wait!!! 😍) @arancaytar The brony fandom was hard on us all *nods sagely* "For the most part, if you assume a neovagina is going to act like a cis woman's vagina, you're going to be right. The myth of neovaginas being fundamentally broken needs to fucking stop." The myth that you can no longer achieve orgasms after getting a vaginoplasty is a transphobic lie meant to discourage trans women from getting a surgery they might otherwise need. And the most insidious thing about it is it's often propagated by trans people and allies. "@Jay_Srenaski But, even if you were right, in general it's not very nice to remind someone of something like that right before a nerve-wracking surgery. I promise you a trans person knows more about the procedures they're getting than you do and the reminder is rarely helpful :/" "@Jay_Srenaski You hear incorrectly! Vaginoplasties keep the tissue from the head of the penis and form it into a clitoris. Orgasms are still completely possible once everything heals up, though for many there is a learning curve to figuring out the new equipment." @deathpigeon Yeeeeeeah I was gonna say :P "@deathpigeon Banjo is a kind, patient, and always willing to help others in need. Kazooie is a rude bird who lives in Banjo's backpack and isn't afraid to speak her mind. They're not actually dating in the games, but my headcanon says they HAVE to be, come on." Seriously though if that caricature artist is still doing pony portraits I should track him down and get a new one! "You ever just look at old pictures of yourself and barely recognize the old you? HRT sure is magic, wow 😍✨ 2013 vs 2019 https://t.co/r9j17J12qE" @LeafTilde WOW called out >////> "@doublegearsys Not the first time I've heard that reaction from it, actually. I wanna see it too! I'll probably have to wait until it's on 4k tho :/" "@NewGenderWhoDis HUGE. MOOD. Like it'd be wonderful to end up with a wife and kids who were understanding of my new realized gender but it sure seems like that situation is the exception, not the norm. Plus the girl I was engaged to was NOT into women so it wouldn't have gone well for me." @gwenners Thank you 😭💕💕💕 @dj_walnut I mean tacos would be perfect but I don't think we have the stuff to make them. If we're out in town on Sunday I might have to insist on Taco Bell lol Today's the last day I don't have any special instructions for my surgery. Tomorrow is 12 glasses of water and an enema lol Also at midnight (the one that becomes Monday) I turn into a gremlin and can't have food until after the surgery. Two more days until vagina 😳 "@NotYourIngenue Gosh I'm so ready for that The waking up part, I mean. Waiting to get there is starting to be A Lot 😭💕" "(Muting this thread just in case. Surgery is in two days so I'm already stressed and I want to avoid more potential stress as much as possible, tho so far this thread has been pretty chill with only a couple small exceptions. Just trying to get ahead of being discoursed at 💕)" """Lesbian"" means something more to me than ""Woman who loves women,"" and you can't take that away from me." "At most, you could say that I might very well be cutting myself off from prospective romantic/sexual interest from certain people because of the label that feels right for me. And personally I'm okay with that. Sure it's not ideal, but few things in life are, really." "So to me it doesn't make sense to say, for example, ""expanding lesbian to mean more than just women is invalidating to [gender]!"" Because like... none of your business? For my experience of ""lesbian"" it's the business of future hypothetical lovers of mine and no one else's." It makes sense and is ABSOLUTELY valid if you and your gender feel invalidated by how your partner describes their sexuality. That's something you and they need to talk about and work through. But that doesn't apply to every person who shares your gender. "Maybe they both eventually re-evaluated the labels they used to describe their sexualities, but that experience taught me that sexuality is complicated and fluid and way bigger than any one label can contain. When you're in love, who the fuck cares?" "One of my first introductions to queer sexuality was at a local munch I regularly attended years ago. Two people who met there and started dating were a cis lesbian, and a gay trans man." @TheFintauSystem That all sounds good too :3 😻 COUNTDOWN TO VAGINA 2019 😻 https://t.co/6WqtDzTbo1 @Hypnothulhu 👀👀👀 @Notactuallysmol hfffffghhh gffdgghhgfd >///////< @PersephoneHime EXTREMELY GOOD B A B Y #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/1Td8pDVt26 when you're 30-something and 20-somethings keep implying you're old #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WwWfQAjf6w @TheFintauSystem My roommate made mac & cheese with broccoli in it a few nights ago and it was sooooo good 😍 @blaze_casual I got this. @blaze_casual really anxious about it tonight >.< @blaze_casual t-two and a half days lefts 😬😰😭 @ManjiButt 34 inches! :D https://t.co/HnGZL4wytV @SeanWithersDraw Awww thank you 💕 @SarahSwitchy @Anomulus0 I LOVE seeing other people's collections! Please do! @SarahSwitchy @Anomulus0 I have other Ditto friends! I love them so much 😭💕 https://t.co/SZH1UXvg0A @doublegearsys I sympathize hard with this mood and I'm not going anywhere 💕💕💕 @SarahSwitchy @Anomulus0 THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE :3 GOTY 2019 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/h6T313ijGE H E R 😍😍😍 https://t.co/YlPfUgWuQe omg Melody is literally me with Lapras #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5yMQz8VcpV Only just found out me and my team are on the title screen after I become champion! <3 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9a3ubRlHct I want to listen to this man talk about dinosaur anatomy for hours Oh HELL yes a new YDAW https://t.co/ZskVHdjq0M @SweetBeans99 Best of luck! 💕 "@GenderBanana No, unfortunately. But using @unfollowbugbot can get you a DM when a mutual soft blocks, which has the added benefit in that case to tell you when someone unfollowed." @GenderBanana That makes sense and is also valid 💕 "@GenderBanana If you ever have questions, I might be about to help 💕" @GenderBanana Valid! @vidthekid Hell yeah! @Shoggoth_Lord Gosh I'm such a cinephile I feel like I neglect books way too much But I totally understand your reasoning💕 @Shoggoth_Lord That's fair. I'm the same way with movies and TV. The list keeps piling up. @XylariaVG I definitely hope so. @Shoggoth_Lord Kinda same? Might be on Amazon. I'll take a look. "@XylariaVG I don't think any country with the capabilities to cause a hypothetical singularity has the moral ground to make it not a horror show. I'm not sure a country like that exists anywhere on earth right now actually, and I'm not convinced such a country is entirely possible." "@Shoggoth_Lord Okay I really can't wait to watch it omg :O Might do so while I heal from surgery. Easiest way to watch it? Like, legally I mean." @XylariaVG It needs to not happen under capitalism at the very least. Otherwise I'm terrified. "@Shoggoth_Lord The book is my favorite book ever! I wanted to wait to watch the show until it was over but I'm told it's veered from its source materiel enough that it's hard to say when it will end, so I think I might just give it a watch asap." "@XylariaVG Given that I strongly feel if the singularity were to happen it would be mostly a bad thing, I hope it's way further out than 30 years." @RiotGrrrlJemma @MyNameIsGriffon Awwww! I bet it looks WAY cuter on you now~ @Shoggoth_Lord OMG is that from American Gods? I really really wanna watch that and have been putting it off for too long @Chopin_42 It was really really common for sure lol @NewGenderWhoDis SERIOUSLY. I don't have enough skirts and I really need to fix that D: "I remember seeing an oooooold video of a talk some tech guy made in like 1993 where he argued the singularity was probably gonna happen in 2000 lol His main argument was ""2000 sounds like the future no matter how close we get"" He too was a boomer" Millennials were named that solely because the boomers who coined the term were obsessed with the year 2000 @vidthekid Would love to hear details if you're comfortable sharing them! @W_Livi_ Awwww thank youuuu 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori BLUSH AND HECC AND GOSH AND HEEEEEY >////> @vexwerewolf *considers for a moment the genitals she'll have when you visit* ... 😳😳😳 @blaze_casual 💕💕💕💕💕 @MyNameIsGriffon At 19 I really wanted to pick a hat that was like my signature hat for some fucking reason and it was between a flat cap or a FEDORA. This was 2006 RIGHT BEFORE fedora gained THAT reputation. I dodged a goddamn bullet lol. And I wore that flat cap for TEN YEARS x.x @CrypticGoblin Awwww thank you 💕 Also same 😲 "Basically while it's true that my experience of being a lesbian COULD I suppose be called ""bisexual lesbian,"" that's not the term I personally use. BUT I think lesbian is a really flexible term that means a lot of things to a lot of people, and I welcome them all 💕" "@spider_him lol trying it one more time worked, thank you!" "Reading over the first tweet in this thread I worry that my point might be a bit ambiguous so just in case: Bi lesbians, he/him lesbians, ace lesbians, and every other kind of lesbian we debate over every few weeks on this website are valid and just as much lesbian as the rest." @ConfusedSwitch Absolutely! "Not ""too long"" as in ""over 280 characters,"" just ""past an arbitrary length""???" "Like seemingly if my messages are too long it tells me ""you already said that""" Twitter won't let me tweet??? @keystomemories Yup that's what I figured! :3 Possibly hot take? But I feel like Mitch Hedberg might be one of the most quintessentially Millennial comedians. Like you're a very specific age if you've heard of him. Generally speaking. "@MaiaFranklyn It's funny because if you had asked me at the time, I wasn't opposed to being photographed. But I also never took selfies, never thought to bring a camera anywhere, and didn't care much about what I looked like (deep down ""always terrible""). So, blurry pre-transition Kat." @Abigailworksnow It really is ✨ @DiscoDeerDiary RIGHT??? I dunno if I could bear to wear this very often but I looooove girls in flat caps so I'm honestly tempted That one Mitch Hedberg joke about how Big Foot is actually really that blurry in person except applied to trans people pre-transition. "Apologies for how ridiculously blurry that first pic is, but hey the two pics kinda match in that regard now lol :V" "@blaze_casual It'll never not be weird seeing pre-transition photos of transfemmes I know really well, ESPECIALLY when they had facial hair! You look like you're crossplaying a dude lol That hat would be really cute on you now though!" "Fun random silly fact this hat is made with authentic Irish wool, which is a thing us Americans sometimes really really excited over." OMG I FOUND MY OLD RATTY-ASS HAT Now vs early 2015 (I think?) https://t.co/kYk07QBJbj "@Kamenspider Same, honestly. I think judged as a comedian and judging his videos on their own (and bearing in mind I stopped watching after he was revealed to be a racist), I think he's extremely talented. He's just also a monster of a person." I never wore it again after that moment. And my feelings on Jon were decided. "For a short window after he was revealed to be a massive racist, while I was trying to reconcile my feelings about him (and afford a new hoodie), someone complimented me on it while I was shopping one day. And I realized to my horror I didn't know WHY he was complimenting it." I gave J*n Tr*n my money and I'm never going to completely recover from that. EWWWWW look at this literal garbage I found among my old clothes that I forgot to literally set on fire years ago? 🤮🤮🤮 Seriously while finding this is kinda funny I feel like it's putting a hex on our house. And we do have a fire pit 🤔 https://t.co/AtdNblQhX2 @SharpDressdDyke I'm proud of being a lesbian. It's of course valid for you to describe your sexuality however you want. "@SharpDressdDyke When you quote tweet me with that personal story I can't help but feel like the implication is my sexuality is ""running right over"" other identities." GRUNTILDA HAS A FACTORY I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE FIRST GAME THE GAME THEORY IS MORE SOUND THAN I INITIALLY THOUGHT Hot take but Banjo and Kazooie are anarchist lesbians living on a commune. Gruntilda is a capitalist. I'm still workshopping the rest. @MaxieZeusGod Please do. "@MaxieZeusGod Sometimes I am. Most of the time I'm not. And it's not up to you how people use terms that define their queerness. This is something I hold really close to my heart, and I have surgery in 3 days. I don't have the spoons to do much more than block you if you continue this." "@MaxieZeusGod And that's fine for you, but it's not fine for others. Sorry. And it IS gatekeeping. It's choosing who is and isn't allowed in queer identities. And it's one of the things I'm most strongly opposed to in all its forms. You're on thin ice, friend." "I love the oddly pervasive tradition of leftists on YouTube using Grant Kirkhope music in their videos. Usually from Banjo-Kazooie specifically, but not always." @MaxieZeusGod I don't identify as a lesbian. I am a lesbian. "@MaxieZeusGod For my sexuality for instance, if sexuality was ONLY a term one applied to OTHERS, I'd be bisexual. But I reject that label because sexuality is more complicated and fluid than strict definitions." "@MaxieZeusGod And that's all fine and dandy imo, but the problem comes from trying to kick certain people out of a deeply personal label like one's sexuality." "@MaxieZeusGod But I never said I'm in support of terms without definitions. I'm AGAINST gatekeeping. In day to day life, especially for your average non-queer person, ""lesbian"" means ""woman attracted to women.""" "@MaxieZeusGod Interesting example to pick because that means something completely different to everywhere but America than it does to Americans. To most of the world, a ""liberal"" is effectively a centrist. To America (& especially to the American right wing), ""liberal"" is ""left of center.""" "@Trancister Yeah they didn't tell me what time of day to do my fleet enema (I get to do mine at home yay?), I'm gonna lean more towards afternoon/evening" @WhaleHorned and yes i see the irony in me saying that @WhaleHorned yeah that's not a philosophical road I'm gonna be joining you on "@MaxieZeusGod Obviously there are some basic implied limitations, but trying to draw up the borders almost never works and invariably hurts people." "@MaxieZeusGod I dunno what you mean by ""the bisexual, pen, demi argument"" but I'm cool with all three of those sexuality. What I'm not cool with is placing limitations on ANY sexuality, especially not from without. If someone is bi, for instance, bisexual means for them what they say it does." "@WhaleHorned Yeah the original draft to the tweet you're replying to said ""a lot of young queers"" (which I feel ties into Tumblr culture) but honestly I feel I can make my point without bringing age into it. I think age is probably a big factor here, though." @Trancister I like that your place has you arrive the day before! I think I'd quite like trying that. @RustyOneTwo Not really "I also think it's just better and more fun to be inclusive??? Controversial take, I suppose. Shouldn't be." "The history of the term lesbian includes all those things a lot of queers seem to take issue with (most notably he/him lesbians, bi lesbians, ace lesbians, etc) and that's ALL in LIVING MEMORY. I don't throw away the wisdom of our elders so readily." "I'm a lesbian who personally defines ""lesbian"" as ""attraction to the feminine"" and that includes a whole bunch of people who aren't women. If you have an issue with that, I recommend unfollowing, muting, or blocking accordingly." @TheSecretCallie I know this probably doesn't help but it's the truth: I don't think you're even a little bit awkward 💕 This was a known thing at least a couple years ago but I was really hoping she got better :/ Five stripe flag is easier on printers anyway. "TECHNICALLY I don't know EXACTLY when my surgery will be, but I'll definitely know around 6am on Monday, and y'all will definitely hear about it! :D Oh fuck this is actually happening o_o" "Surgery time officially set! I mean, kinda. They want me there at 6am more to the point." @mode_view @PrissyOrcGF I'm eating them right now! :D @PrissyOrcGF Nachos: - Delicious - Thicc butt It's a win-win!! @ToryBai22544335 Having that in-person community is so important imo 💕 @ToryBai22544335 Well I like to think we're friends! @MizukiGoesWoof hhgfddghhgdsdfvvvsghbbcdd!!!!! 💦 @positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof yaaaay!!! *giggles* @PrissyOrcGF thirst successful 😍💦 @MizukiGoesWoof hhgfhh go ghhfd ur so good at repressing me it's no fair >/////< @positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof D:< ... yes >////> @MizukiGoesWoof hgggffdfghyyh!!!! @ToryBai22544335 You're not pathetic or boring! @Trouble_Point_5 @MizukiGoesWoof hecc >//////< @MizukiGoesWoof !!!!!! not wearin pamps >/////> @positronicgal @MizukiGoesWoof YES!!!! D:< OOOONE... TWO!!! @MizukiGoesWoof ur pprolly right x.x @MizukiGoesWoof ghhhgggffffddd @AnaMardoll I still need to show it to Mistress! Literally the only Black Mirror I've watched or will ever watch @TheFintauSystem Soooooo much kisses and snuggles to catch up on when we finally meet up!!! 😭💕💕💕 @MizukiGoesWoof i think im sometimes am good at not bein 2 >/////> @TheFintauSystem oh hey I'm girls!!! :D @MizukiGoesWoof hhhhgghhhgfdhhd u have my number >/////< @MizukiGoesWoof hecc but that's for babies >/////> "@quatoria I rarely put towels near my face anyway. I try not to wash my hair very much to keep my hair healthy and when I do get it wet, the best way to keep it soft is to try it by wrapping it in a towel. And my face just air dries beyond that lol" @MizukiGoesWoof CUTE WOW "@ArtifexH *Pat Sullivan, stupid phone :/" @OrionPax4217 @MaxieZeusGod @lara_santaella He won't listen but not the worst idea! If I think of it I'll dig up some more specific info for you. He has a LONG history of being toxic on here. @Xena_Brand @Calliethulhu Good to know thank you! 💕 "@MaxieZeusGod @OrionPax4217 @lara_santaella Yeah and you'll never see him call it eugenics. I think someone he trusts could talk him out of his more toxic beliefs, but that's not gonna happen on Twitter." "@BobKingNine Ooooh I love that! ""A body is a very effective costume"" Very plural mood 💕 And yeah I notice a lot of plural systems have a little in their system. I'm the same way." @OrionPax4217 @MaxieZeusGod @lara_santaella On Twitter his politics veer into eugenics territory. I still regrettably watch his YouTube stuff but I don't want to see him or be seen by him on Twitter. @Xena_Brand @Calliethulhu Oh yeah literal pain initially will definitely be a thing but I'm ready for that. I kinda meant like hair getting caught in piercings which already sometimes happens with my gauges. Probably gonna get a septum piercing next! :3 @Xena_Brand @Calliethulhu Omg I forgot I knew someone with long hair and face piercings thank you! There's no way I'm not getting them but sometimes I wonder if it'll be a huge pain lol @Esper_Lily I hear that a lot from non-littles actually. Being a parent might break you from the spell lol @caraesten Hoping for maximum normal-feeling days for both of us! @Q3w3e3 squish good @Kaelyrhn Definitely! I need most of that flesh for my vag lol "In addition to just general surgery anxiety, on some level I'm like ""Well shit if this *gestures vaguely around* is me being ready for a vaginoplasty why didn't we do this months ago?"" lol" "My brain, basically every moment now that I'm 3 days away from a vaginoplasty: ""Oh god oh god isn't there something I should be doing? Did I forget something? I must have forgotten something. I can't actually be getting this in three days wtf wtf wtf???""" @DemureDilligaf @Calliethulhu I run into that ALL THE TIME It's almost always guys. "@Calliethulhu @DemureDilligaf Bad for you hair and in my experience, extremely scary and painful (I have the world's most sensitive scalp)" "@Calliethulhu @DemureDilligaf The reason is if you hit a tangle near the root, it'll get EVEN MORE NIGHTMARISHLY TANGLED if it doesn't have a clear path to go through." "@WeirdContrails That's actually really interesting, but I still want him blocked lol" "One of these days I'll make more than tweets, mark my words! Only then can I go ""Nooooo the shit I make is terrible you don't need this trash on your TL come on""" "So like apparently it doesn't even matter if you're ""more internet famous"" than I am, if you just make really good shit that I know I could never make & you follow me back, my brain STILL does that ""Nooooo don't follow this you don't need this trash on your TL come on"" thing lol" @PwtyPrncss @Teeth_Gang I'm commenting so Twitter notices more engagement and shows this to more people 💕 "@bretmwxyz People on Twitter do this thing where if you post a YT vid, they probably won't watch it so they (very politely, I suppose) ALSO don't like or interact with the tweet. So I'm gonna bump this again. This video REALLY good for the sub number. Can't wait for more." "@Trancister Aw shit I'm burning through all the videos I should watch while healing! You're doing it the right way, pussy pal! :V" "@Calliethulhu Side shave can still involve long hair. That's what I've been putting off doing for like, two years >.>" "@Calliethulhu Despite all the face piercings I want, I love my long hair. It's definitely a dysphoria thing and maybe it'll ease up with time, but for now I'm stubbornly keeping this long lol" "@Calliethulhu ""Brush starting from the bottom"" was the most important piece of advice my ex (who had hair past her butt right before I met her) ever gave me on hair. I had about 6 months of growth when I came out & almost a year of growth when I started HRT so I kinda speed ran that part lol" "@bretmwxyz It's talking about cartoons AND gender, ie, exactly my jam. I bet it's your jam too. Jam has lost some of its meaning and I'm second-guessing its use here. But you should still watch it!" "So Thought Slime already showcased this channel and video in his Eyeball Zone, but I'm gonna share the video here anyway in hopes that even more people subscribe to @bretmwxyz because this stuff is EXACTLY my jam and they deserve more subscribers dammit! https://t.co/GyNbP5gQ80" "@0xA01fe That definitely true for me, but also a thick layer of unrealness has settled in. If you told me this was a dream I'd be like ""Okay FINALLY someone making some sense! Thank you!"" lol" "@geronimowtardis Then yeah Borders being gone really sucks in that case! Over here in the states Borders closing was I guess a little sad, but B&N is SO SIMILAR that I'm just gonna assume anyone saying they miss Borders isn't living in America lol" "@geronimowtardis I had no way of knowing whether either store was international or not, sorry" "@kitsunekimmy You can get the reference but still mistakenly think this is like, my ""first day"" of surgery or something, which is all I meant lol" "Hopefully people are ignoring the ""first day"" part and just focusing on the *72 HOURS LEFT OMG* part, lol. This'll look way better in two days when it says ""dawn of the final day"" :P" "@ReyThePCPlayer No, but it would cause me to stop seeing said replies. However in every case this is someone I don't want muted, I'm just feeling extremely bitchy" @MizukiGoesWoof look i don't need to be called out by such an amazing pun okay @geronimowtardis What did Borders have that Barnes & Noble doesn't? @EmoSlave369 i'm not talking about haters but thanks "@Foxsan48 I haven't noticed you replying in a way that's annoyed me and even if I had, this is a me problem, so you're good either way 💕" "But I still remember that dawning realization. ""Hey wait a second... literally it's all cishets oh no I'm the gay cousin D:""" It wasn't that long ago that I figured out that this is absolutely me. But hey the cousins aren't exactly meeting up for holidays (or anything else) anymore or at least they're not telling me if they are and I wouldn't want to/be able to go if they were! :V @Foxsan48 why are you apologizing? @YourBoswell Not for everyone and that wouldn't be enough for what I want rn "I'm so fucking tired of this reply: YES, MOST OF NOT ALL FORMER EMPLOYEES ARE PROBABLY WORKING SOMEWHERE ELSE. THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT. TRU MANAGEMENT NEED TO MAKE THE GESTURE OTHERWISE THEY'RE ASSHOLES. LIKE COME ON YOU CAN WORK THIS OUT." For fucking DAYS now I've CRAVED the ability to delete other people's replies on my tweets. My emotions are really raw. @teh_maxh The gesture of offering their old job back needs to be made. That's the point I'm trying to make. "Toys R Us but only if every employee who was fired during the closing was re-hired. There's already murmur of TRU being resurrected but all those employees are SOL which makes me not want to support it. All that said, it's really sad to not have a big toy store chain anymore :/" @grittystitties You were indeed meant to sing it to that tune lol "@kuzetsa It's almost always both, but I was talking specifically about the non-system kind, yes." @MaxieZeusGod @lara_santaella No "@hirojin An adult who consents with other adults to basically pretend to be younger, aka someone into ageplay." @drifa_j Strap in now so I can strap up later 😎 @uselessneetgirl WE'RE GIRLFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS SHARE CLOTHES :3 @AlreadyTheRobot I'm not getting this surgery for society's sake "@ArtifexH Pay Sullivan (the Aussie) traditionally got the credit and Otto Messmer (the American) only tried to get credit after Pat died, lol. I don't blame any Australian for calling shenanigans or even being unaware that Felix's creator was up for debate." 🌮 IT'S THE VAGINA COUNTDOWN 🌮 https://t.co/Jj7bKrpxCV @Trancister We totally got this! And it's really helped me having a friend with the same surgery date too! I'm really glad we crossed paths 💕💕💕 "I'm just gonna be a cunt about this at this point, I'm sorry. I don't have the spoons or patience to be otherwise." If the past five months of me talking about my upcoming vaginoplasty hasn't already clued you in: I don't tend to tag tweets talking about it and my emotional state is too raw for me to respond to requests to do so appropriately. Please block/mute/unfollow accordingly. "@ganbariley I recommend muting the word ""vaginoplasty"" if you haven't already. I almost always include that word in my tweets talking about it. Alternately you can block/mute/unfollow me" @ganbariley I've been talking about this for months :/ It's kinda like a bandaid imo. Just gotta rip that sucker off asap "There's a YouTuber I admire the hell out of who's rescheduled her vaginoplasty I think four times now because she wants to be in a more secure-feeling financial spot and it's like, oh honey, that's like waiting until you're certain you can afford to have kids :/" "I'm ready to have a pussy, but boy I dunno if I'm ready to have a vaginoplasty in almost three days. But it's one of those things where I'm never gonna feel completely ready, you know?" "I kinda wish we had turkey this year for Thanksgiving only because I could make a joke about how four days after carving the turkey, a surgeon is going to carve my genitals :V" @Trancister @notCursedE STILL PUSSY PALS :D "@lara_santaella He actually goes by Movie Bob, I just like mockingly calling him the other thing" @lara_santaella There was a Me Too accusation a while back. "Okay yeah B*ck Angel, Film Robert, George Takei All checkmarks I KNOW I've blocked that Twitter has seen fit to unblock. Just a heads up." @LittleLambJenny Hehehe I know who that someone is! :3 @1c75a Valid! "@ConfusedSwitch littlespace feels really good, just saying~" @ConfusedSwitch Yep! Thank you for suggesting Amazon! I guess I could've thought of that too but learning instantly how cheap he was on there after getting burned by that $11 was just what I needed 💕 "@ConfusedSwitch Hence why I said ""haven't turned out to be littles"" rather than ""aren't littles"" 😉" "@ArtifexH Possibly! There's debate on who actually created him. It was either an Australian or an American, and there's compelling evidence on both sides. But given that America already has Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny, I'm cool with saying Felix was created by an Aussie 💕" @randimirandi @dj_walnut pretty much lol "turns out when you end up with a childhood lived as the wrong gender, going back and living a small piece of it as the right one is extremely appealing! who knew!" "@dj_walnut Yes to the first part, less so to the second :P" @lumpen_rose awww you're so welcome! starting a list of transfemmes I'm friends with who *haven't* turned out to be littles to more easily keep track @NewGenderWhoDis wow you get so big when you're told you're little! :3c "@NewGenderWhoDis @LittleLambJenny gosh you're almost as easy to make smol as I am! you really were being subtweeted, little one! :3c" I've perfected my league card #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Pc4EerYMD9 "@NewGenderWhoDis @LittleLambJenny You gotta remind people more often if you wanna get teased for bein a baby on main like I am, little one~" @LittleLambJenny @NewGenderWhoDis I'm starting to compile a list of transfemme friends of mine who AREN'T little to save time :V @Trancister @notCursedE I'm gonna be left at Denver on Monday for the same thing! :D Hey I thought we were pussy pals what's all this Sunday talk? D:< "@notCursedE oh lol I meant more like ""you left me at london""" I am such an easy mark for Felix the cat merch 😍 I also love the back of the box! Super cute :3 https://t.co/HqR6mMRimV IM LOVE???? THANK YOU @SteeliestLlama!!!! 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/LldK5RpKXL @notCursedE (psssst... it's left AT london) @MavenOfMayhem @TenaciousRanch @TenaciousQilin @norintha @BonnieMakes @ikksnay @SteampunkPenny Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family too Amanda! 💕 "@LeftAtLondon Which is the primary method I used to never make the assumption that you're British, lol. I dunno I guess you could hypothetically be from some other English town, but ""left at London"" sounds like you're specifically not from there." There's 7 people in this house so a lot of food doesn't go very far. Just gotta get used to it. I miss having takeout leftovers @MisfitFlannery gosh tho 😍 @TheFintauSystem 😍😍😍 when you and your subby friends are popular on trans twitter #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/hIQMM5t5Cm @lagos_fred @TenaciousRanch @TenaciousQilin @norintha @BonnieMakes @ikksnay @SteampunkPenny The vodka is no joke just out of frame @XylariaVG @TenaciousRanch @TenaciousQilin @norintha @BonnieMakes @ikksnay @SteampunkPenny That bottle is actually tragically mostly empty atm lool We ordered a RIDICULOUS amount of Chinese food for this year's Thanksgiving lol. This is gonna be DELICIOUS. Oh my god people recommending Rent to Hbomberguy after he asked for musical recommendations. I know if you're a Rent fan you gotta do that but like... I'll bite my tongue. I'm not sure he'll like Rent. I wouldn't mind being wrong! @Hbomberguy Little Shop of Horrors and Jesus Christ Superstar are two childhood favorites of mine. @SteampunkPenny hhggdgghhgfffgh yyyes Mommy >/////< @MapleReam With pleasure!!! 😍😘 @MapleReam gosh >/////> 💦 @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH CONGRATS @kerri_amber @doublegearsys @TheFintauSystem R̴̨͖̻̲͎͕͙̐͘ ̵̢̨̡͎̬̥̼̣̯̼͓̙̪͚̪͑̓̊̌̆͗͗̂̾̓̽͝͝O̵̰̟͔͒ ̸͔̒̄U̴͕̖̱̙̭̫̾͆̆̈́̈́̐͋̐ ̶̤͙͈̤̒N̸̩̿̓͛̈̏̅̕͝ ̶̡͕̦̪̲̥̳͍̦̪͈̗̮̑̋̈́̊̎̒̉̎̆͝͝͝͝D̷̨͓͓̳̱̻̳̂͒̋̒̋̽̄͋̔̑̾̚̕͘ I did the thing! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6Lv6ev2q3D Seriously can't stop worrying about this @mode_view No that's how you spell Feraligatr I really hope that's not an ingrown hair I feel on my pubes because like an idiot I shaved them a little bit a few days ago! 🙃 Love to give myself unnecessary extra worries over surgery just four days before! @mode_view Yep! :3 @ConfusedSwitch YOU DESERVE BOOBS @DiscoDeerDiary lol I'd probably do the same There's no winning with one's psyche at times "I'd really rather just be friends with everyone, but I don't have the spoons to see people hating on my friends." Broke mutuals with someone I didn't know that well for screenshotting a friend of mine and being really cruel to them. And yet I still feel kinda guilty? I don't think I should but emotions are weird. "@doublegearsys I already know the answer so it'd be cheating to say, but my joke answer is Jigglypuff seen from above! :V" @Q3w3e3 FLOOF @fangirlscreamo I don't even know that one so no lol "@mode_view Nope! The lack of the E in ""chompr"" is the clue :P" chompr "@Anomulus0 I mean I was staring at the clock back when I had to top as a ""guy,"" but like, I have dysphoria, what's cishet's excuse lol" having boobs is really awesome okay "@SweetBeans99 Oh gosh I legit teared up. This comic is really beautiful, Mallorie 💕" @KatiKnitt Nope! @Kaelyrhn @LittleLambJenny hecc >////> @GhostClumps @MizukiGoesWoof this thread is extremely wholesome wow @LittleLambJenny IM FULL BABY IM FULL BABY!!!! @SteampunkPenny @cyberwitchlexi Oh heck I want these o_o @LittleLambJenny im somewhat baby >////> @LittleEmmyBee @GhostClumps I think I played myself >/////< @LittleLambJenny h-hey >/////> @MaxieZeusGod I meeeeeeeean I'm technically a toddler >/////> @FlorenceLaReine hecc >/////> @ToryBai22544335 You might be! That sounds a little bit like who I was before Mistress/Mommy just up and told me I was a little about a year and a half ago >/////> @GhostClumps ggffhhgddfhhgdfh!!!!!! >//////< @MizukiGoesWoof 😍💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥰 @LambChopInPamps HEY >//////< @MizukiGoesWoof your so gooddddd at thaaaaaat x.x @MizukiGoesWoof !!!!!!!! 🥰 @MizukiGoesWoof jjhhggjjjjggf!!!!! ...yyes >/////< @MizukiGoesWoof immmmm kinda baby >/////< oh hecc if im not careful everyone's gonna figure out its ridiculously easy to shove me into littlespace @Trancister clit erections are apparently a thing but imo they sound WAY better "0 minutes of erection is fine for a few hours of coitus because sapphic sex is just better that way, sorry not sorry cishets 🤷‍♀️" @Elli_Trans Both true facts! I respect the hell out of trans girls who after a few years of transition no longer feel the need to fuck with bras but I'm over here 3 years in still wearing them any time I leave the house and still loving it 🥰 @DevourerRose 🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕 "@TheAshenCouncil @undeadmooncat Oh wait! When I was like 3 or 4 my sister (who's 8 years older than me) dressed me up in her old clothes and my mom yelled at her to take them off before my dad got home lol. I don't have any memory of it, tho :/" "I had aspirations of modding all my old boy shirts into girly tops & while a few of them have art really don't want to lose, I extremely just want to donate them all at this point Gonna try to donate them to the trans support group for any trans guys that might like them I think" @RipleyStorm AAAAAAA CONGRATS BABE!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @MizukiGoesWoof >@< I guess that's what I'd say for that meme where I say something that would shock the me of ten years ago: imma big baby who loves being little and your disgust only makes me love it more~ "my ageplay kink is weird because like, I love it, but there's a part of me that will never quite completely die down who's horrified that I'm into this but that horror just feeds the kink because I'm into degradation 🙃🥰" @MizukiGoesWoof nngghhhhg m-meanie~ >w< To clarify: This was like a couple hours ago and my headache is basically gone again. But goddamn that was a lot. @TheAshenCouncil Yep! Sucks that my last hurrah with this thing was such a disappointment but honestly? Kinda on brand for this piece of junk lol @MizukiGoesWoof oh gosh you saw my subtweet >.> @AsilionFeo *nods* thank youuuuu >////< So the headache that I'm only allowed to use acetaminophen to sooth until my surgery (which works on me but only just barely) spiked from a 2 to an *8* after cumming from masturbating for some fucking reason. So guess who just masturbated for the last time with her girldick? 🤷‍♀️ @AsilionFeo hecc >////> @MizukiGoesWoof *whines* th-thamks >//////< im the babiest "okay but like, meeting another little whose little age is older than mine? literally the best thing ever 🥰" @MizukiGoesWoof hhhfffhhh >////> @MizukiGoesWoof gosh cute! :3 @MizukiGoesWoof hhhhhhhg am I that predictable? >/////< @MizukiGoesWoof 11 is so big! o_o @MizukiGoesWoof also hhgffffghfghhgff >//////> @MizukiGoesWoof really makes u think @SixArmedSweater This story was SO GOOD and felt really gender euphoric just five days away from starting my own months-long transformation~ Thank you so much 💕 @AngryNerdBird VERY TRUE My protoform girldick will finally get her final altmode~ @SixArmedSweater YEEEEEESSSS 💦💦💦 @SixArmedSweater 👀👀👀 Gosh thank you! It's honestly really surreal to think about the fact that in five days the genitals I've had FROM BIRTH will just be gone. For the rest of my life. And they won't even be missed. @blaze_casual Five more days. These awful things' days are numbered D:< "@AngryNerdBird It's really what it felt like, even at the time." @YourBoswell Totally understandable! Thank you for thinking of me tho! 💕 "Not to say I'm done with holidays or anything, but it feels really freeing to this year be like ""You know what? No one has the spoons or time or money do to a big dinner, let's just have a normal day this Thanksgiving."" Ironic given our big household tho lol" "literally anyone every single time: open the door my last two remaining brain cells: get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" "I'd love some recommendations for some good lewd stories that can feed my breeding fetish. Light on male characters, if you could please." "@BlitzGamer210 Yup! That too. But it's interesting that between Bay and the US military approving the script, they still let the bad guys (and exclusively the bad guys) be military vehicles. I guess the human soldiers being heroes made up for that." "@BlitzGamer210 If we're talking about the first movie and you're referring to Bonecrusher, he picked a military vehicle too. I believe it's one for finding like landmines or something? Regardless though that's a really good point. They all knew what the score on earth in America was." "@AliceAvizandum Fuck, I wish I could do it all again too sometimes." I really can't wait for the bonus body changes I'm gonna experience post-vaginoplasty! Like hell even just removing my balls is probably gonna do wonders. "@Cliffjumper24 YUUUUP and that's why I feel retconning Barricade back into the 80's (kinda) is like saying ""Oh boy we fucked that up""" "Also the idea of a planet of alien robots independently coming up with the idea of police is really fucking terrifying! But I'm not so sure I don't believe it, honestly." "New G1 Barricade has a Cybertronian police car mode, and I definitely headcanon that every single Cybertronian cop became a Decepticon the minute Megatron started the civil war. Like canonically that's not what happened but it's absolutely what would have happened." @mothwithbones Holy hell this glowup! 😍💕✨ "The quote on Barricade's police car mode in the 2007 movie said ""To punish and enslave"" and *wow* that's a good take. Like the fashy faction of Cybertronians landed on earth and Barricade took one look at cops and went ""Oh yeah I'm getting me some of this action.""" "I choose to read Barricade being retconned into G1 as an admission on some level from the designers of Transformers that there was a misstep in making Prowl a good guy. It's like how growing up I thought 80's media was so cool, but the overall decade it turns out really sucked. https://t.co/zpXFlJowC1" "@AdequateEmily @tinybird420 ""Ruined"" in reference to a person or group of people almost invariably means the speaker is right wing and lowkey fashy. It's amazing how quickly they tell on themselves." "@mode_view SwSh has only done that with the main, non-version-exclusive legendary, and it's a guaranteed catch once the window to do so opens up. I prefer the Let's Go approach too but I haven't seen that yet in SwSh and I've almost beaten it." @Kate_Bunni It's completely okay 💕💕💕 "@Kate_Bunni Sorry, but I'd rather not?" "(If you haven't played the game and read that spoiler anyway: I'm not talking about the version exclusive legendary, don't worry)" "[mild Pokemon Sword & Shield spoilers] I also really like that the game basically hands you the legendary. I've been saying they should do that for fucking YEARS. Maybe not with every legendary, but at least one: Just give it to me, come on." "Without spoiling anything, THE LEGENDARY FIGHT IN POKEMON SWSH IS SO COOL! The way you fight it, the way you catch it, everything." @EgoRecreational I *love* your display name wow "I was also worried I'd never enjoy dressing myself which is so funny to consider now looking back. Anyway, figuring out clothes was a learning curve but one that went quickly in hindsight." "I remember when my therapist was collecting info on me to compile into her letter of recommendation for HRT she asked about crossdressing and it wasn't a big deal that I never had, but I felt kinda impostory in that moment when I admitted I hadn't. I was SO CLUELESS about clothes" I'm one of those trans girls who never tried crossdressing pre-transition and I go back and forth on whether or not I'd've enjoyed it. I think my body looking and feeling more femme really helps. "It's so nice to like, enjoy clothing. That's a thought pre-transition me would never think I'd ever have." @squidlarkin Yeah I hear that can happen even in singlets honestly. @QuestForTori Omg that outfit is so cute!!! @sqwrrkpon Doesn't really matter which bigots they're appealing to at the end of the day. "@XylariaVG Cataracts, that's the one. I THINK that as long as I don't scar the back of my left eye, it should be okay. I knew the minute I was diagnosed with this it was a question of when not if I'd need surgery in both eyes. I hope that with the right thick-ass glasses I'll be okay." "@XylariaVG Because the I didn't get the care I needed in time, the floaters permanently scarred the back of my right eye on top of all this, so if I close my left eye, I can't read. At any distance. With or without glasses. I need that to not happen to my left." "@XylariaVG I have it both eyes. It's basically gone from my right one, but it was ravaged by a surgery to remove them, then a surgery to implant an artificial lens because that first surgery causes... I forgot the name of it but it permanently fogs up your lens." "I'm medicated for it, I should be okay. If I have to get surgery for it I don't know how I'm going to read. It really fucks up your vision :/" If completely untreated this eventually leads to blindness. So that's a thing. "It's not JUST a floater which is what worries me. Its movement suggests it's materiel still attached to the back of my eye, but will eventually tear off which is when the problems start to happen. I know it'll be okay as long as I make it that appointment, but it's still worrying" "There's a new floater in my left eye due to my uveitis, which is my good eye, untouched by surgery, and I really hope it's nothing serious as I don't need extra stress on top of the stress of my surgery. I have an ophthalmology appointment on January 2nd. It'll be okay. I hope." "(And that's not me saying ""Yay rainbow capitalism!"", just that it can have some beneficial outcomes: In this case, young girls who like girls learning from an early age that there's nothing wrong with them and seeing themselves positively represented in a huge franchise)" "Rainbow capitalism has been a well-established thing for YEARS now. Gay marriage being legal in the states wasn't the last frontier for queer rights by any means, but a lot of companies felt it was the go ahead to be openly supportive of us. Yet Disney STILL drags their feet" "@SarahSwitchy Oh yes let us not forget that one time a character who's name literally means ""The Fool"" was confirmed as gay in the last 3 seconds of the movie." "And the really frustrating thing here is like... from what I hear, the subtext is almost just text at this point. Of COURSE a lot of us will be excited for that. But whenever we can, we should try to temper our hype. Disney is listening, we need to show them this isn't enough." "Disney LOVES to pay vague lip service to us in metaphor (however seemingly overt) and random cast & crew members in random interviews saying ""*I* always thought that she might be gay"" while gladly taking money from people who want us dead. Do not congratulate them for that." "I actually think Elsa being canonically queer might still happen in a future sequel, but the time to celebrate that is when it actually happens and not a moment before." "LIKE a queer anthem. Disney knows a lot of us queers will eat this up without needing to risk losing money from right wing families. Don't give them this until they commit to Elsa being canonically, undeniably queer." "@transscribe Another words, it's a doggie dog world out there" "@peced I'm really only comfortable advocating piracy when there's literally no other option, and we've yet to see a streaming service just cut access to its original programming as far as I know? Like, a Netflix subscription will always get you MST3K seasons 11 & 12 for the time being." @norintha @Trizetacannon Yup! lol I'm putting them on a wishlist if nothing else @Trizetacannon Omg thank you! "Omg don't listen to my extremely wrong ass, they totally have them on disc! Circulate these! Buy LOTS of these!!! https://t.co/owLojAZXwc" @maritronic9k @norintha We'll try to remember right before we visit Seattle next to see if you have the space and we can bring them! :3 "@Calliethulhu why did my phone add the word ""date"" my mocking horny tweet is ruined D:<" @norintha Keep circulating the mp4s! "Now I'm wondering if and when the inevitable happens and streaming replaces virtually all forms of movie/tv entertainment, if pirated DVDs/Blurays/Whatever will make a comeback?" So... yeah may as well keep circulating the tapes in the (slightly) more literal sense. Even if that means something as small as Netflix passwords. "Because if they did, that would add some much-needed information for the next round of people who want to bring back the series. Hard dollar numbers will always be valued over streaming numbers. Or at least I assume that's how this must still work?" "One disappointing aspect to all this is the era of streaming kinda ruins the chances of this having any kind of home video release. I think Netflix's Stranger Things might be the one exception, but for the most part they never release their stuff to the home video market :/" "But just like The Muppet Show before it, it's also *wildly* popular and anyone who has the rights to it will keep trying to bring it back every decade or so. It's too good of a concept to let go." "MST3K is a puppet show which is just automatically ridiculously expensive (yes even for the ""cheap"" quality of these particular puppets) AND it has licensing issues to sort out which adds more cost to the endeavour." Keep circulating the tapes! How many times have they been canceled before? This is never the end! "Fuck, this design aesthetic even makes me want a VENUSAUR stuffie. I love my Bulba friends but you must understand how unusual this is for my tastes." I'm not even gonna try to estimate how much money I've dumped into this collection but I assume at this point TPC has my name on a list and I'm mentioned during every quarterly earnings report. The Pokemon Company's plush merchandise department has my wallet by the fucking balls lemme tell you ATTENTION: These new Pokemon stuffies o_o https://t.co/TJqxc2bDi6 @heynetters Our ranch! @TenaciousRanch @MisfitFlannery our ranch might not be in the forest but it's probably nicer to live at! @Trancister KINDA SAME HONESTLY AT THE SAME TIME THO I REALLY WANT IT OVER WITH @Calliethulhu mmmmm fecundate date me~ 💦 @MisfitFlannery can you still come visit tho I am currently covered in kitty https://t.co/1zWtSN4iHp it can't really be overstated how much goddamn snow we got yesterday see that lump to the upper left of the shovel? yeah that's a car https://t.co/N5OGQaQ378 Vaginoplasty in FIVE days Wtf 😳 @behsss Hell yeah! @Vangelus I've been wishing and waiting for this MP figure for my entire 13 years of collecting Transformers. I can't wait to order one! "@Calliethulhu Wow, accurate! :3c" @acvalens @TheNDqueerelf Ooooh I think I will! "Hopeless possession, hecc >/////> 💦" @HookedAesthetic Me too!!! (PS I followed you on my little account :3) That claw machine seems to rotate out stuffies constantly but next time we're at the grocery store and I have some dollars if she's in there? I'm going for it. Wanna give her a good home dammit D:< @HookedAesthetic RIGHT??? "@Agustuski Made by Sugar Loaf, which is a big claw machine stuffie company. The line is called Safari Pals, and the consensus seems to be that she's a hornbill, and the double beak design while inexplicable seems to be intentional. There are currently no active eBay listings 😭" @Frances_Larina So probably way more honestly "@Frances_Larina I mean there are at least like, five?" "@bampersandand I found the name too, yeah, but it took a lot of Googling. Wish there was a current listing! 😭" No current eBay listings that I can find at the moment but I have all the info I need now! THERE WE GO. SAFARI PALS!!! https://t.co/dQXsN6OZJw Another Reddit find! Still no tag! https://t.co/cKRIthgvWi Someone else found one on Reddit but there's no tag in this picture either! Also this was posted to /r/onejob but I think we proved today that this was an intentional design. https://t.co/X95xntzRWu @TheNDqueerelf Yeah that company is trash. Breaks my heart because I don't know of any other companies that cater to that market? "I can't find this cutie anywhere online. The name on the tag ends with ""ls"" from the picture, but that might just be ""[blank] animals"" or something. If anyone can find the name of this wonderful friend I'd be forever indebted to you." @uglyqueerpunk I LOVE HER AND THINK SHE'S PERFECT @Elli_Trans It's an inhalent that makes buttsex easier~ it's... a toucorn https://t.co/tYstxYe6LG @PrissyOrcGF what a lucky denial slut you are! :D @blaze_casual My Takkun does that with me every night! Kitties are so good 😭💕💕💕 K*lloggs breaking into the gay market with these https://t.co/u9RYTwBo6g @OzmaRacc @EntityofJustice @ArinaArtemis__ Huge same hehehe same https://t.co/8jMhpq6UQb @OzmaRacc @sqwrrkpon Seconding this thank you 👀💦 @blaze_casual SAME Orange transparent chainsaw is the most powerful LEGO weapon! >:D @ArinaArtemis__ @OzmaRacc OKAY WOW HOT THO @CaseyExplosion Gotta have a palette cleanser! "@sqwrrkpon @OzmaRacc okay but like, yes plz" @LambChopInPamps are you trying to figure out the logic of babies "@caraesten It bothers me so much that DIY orchis are/were a thing in our community, because I know that in same cases, for some women, it might be the only way. Being trans can be really scary :/" @sillygaymiria 👀 @PrissyOrcGF Hmmmm sounds like you might just need to get used to be the idea of never using your girldick again 🤔 "This is why I often call them my queer family. It's no less a family than the generic cishet nuclear family, but it's distinct and for me better than that kind of family. I'm so goddamn proud of the family I've found." "Now I live with 3 of my 6 girlfriends (plus 3 other queers), no kids, not married (though Mistress and I want to get married one day), queer as fuck, and like... this is the family I never knew I wanted and didn't even know was possible. I love it 💕" "I remember before I realized I was trans when I was with my ex, staring down the barrel of a cishet life with marriage and kids and like, I loved her, and she wanted that, so that meant I wanted to try that, but deep down I had almost no interest in that kind of life." @PrissyOrcGF never thought I'd think of donuts as hot but here we are @OzmaRacc Hilarious AND kinky I love it! :D @AgenderPixel Looking cute too! 💕 @OzmaRacc Do share! :3 @OzmaRacc impregnation circulation @LambChopInPamps Hi baby I'm baby!!! "@futanarchy @NeurologNyx hhhhghhggghhhh um, gosh >////> 💦" "I notice this kind of thing every time it happens in social situations and I dunno if this is the right thing to do, but I'm pretty good at steering conversations wherever I want them to go and I always try to make room for and include people who very obviously want in." @LapineWitchGirl hhhhghhggg this tweet's making me feel things >/////< 💦 "@OzmaRacc You keep laying down these relatable moods, damn" @vexwerewolf It's like slowly bringing a picture into focus. But the camera needs to be carefully maintained and tuned constantly. @blaze_casual I mean that's just a good idea in general @OzmaRacc Where do I sign up to just be permapreg dammit D:< "Okay we're now at barely a 1 and it's holding. Tylenol is like a slooooooow suffocation of a headache, teasing me the entire way, ibuprofen snipes a headache nearly instantly." @KittenFemme Happy Birthdaaaaaay! 💕 And now we're onto Don't You (Forget About Me) at 1.5x Literally sounds like the guy from Simple Minds is singing it at a higher pitch this is hilarious. @ireneista My ex swore by Tylenol but ibuprofen did nothing for her. Human bodies just be like that lol "@doublegearsys Thank you 😭💕 After Monday at least all have like, all ALL the pain relief lol" @ashleylynch You're 100% right though. Captain America proved you can have the exact kind of Superman DC has been convinced for decades audiences can't take seriously yet they didn't take the hint. "I went from like, a 7 to now a 1-3, fluctuating whenever it feels like. So like, better? But also wtf? Do other people's headaches just work differently than mine?" *don't bother "@Kaelyrhn That's almost certainly the reason, yeah" "If I'm right it's probably to fit in more radio ads, and I guess most people don't notice or care? But it's like, if you're just gonna speed through it maybe some bother I dunno." Maybe 1.2 It's absolutely faster though "The radio in this dentist's office is playing We Built This City at like, 1.5x normal speed? I'm pretty sure?" @Calliethulhu Mostly because she's so obviously gay "So yeah I kinda remembered correctly? The pain is reduced but not gone. Tylenol muffles the pain, only ibuprofen removes it. The good news at least is this level of pain is manageable until Monday. Frustrating, but manageable." @PrissyOrcGF They look so amazingly good on you! 💕 @MilkshakeMolly @TheNDqueerelf Hell yeah! "@TwippingVanilla Yeah I don't want a kid, but I really want to get pregnant. I'm not even sure I'd be able to be a surrogate (even if that was possible), so really it's just a paradox." @cryyptorchiid Apparently Bulbasaur and Squirtle are in the game's data. The theory is Nintendo might relate then during a special event. "@ConfusedSwitch It feels silly to say now that I know you're neither cis nor a man, but it means so much for you to say that 💕💕💕" I've had a headache of varying severity nonstop for 3 days now because I can't take Ibuprofen for a week before surgery. Finally picked up some Tylenol. Hopefully I'm misremembering that it doesn't work for me? This is torture. @ComradCapacitor @deathpigeon Don't have to tell me twice! Thank you "@NewGenderWhoDis @Char_Addams In my experience, orgies tend to be interspersed with cuddle sessions so this is smart planning :D" @NewGenderWhoDis @Char_Addams YES @blaze_casual AAAAA I NEED THAT 😭😭😭 "@ServantoftheFae I'm someone for whom ""tmi"" doesn't usually apply lol" "@Esper_Lily @TheAshenCouncil Like, the decision has been made. I GUESS I could technically cancel my surgery and go off hormones for a while, but in reality that door is closed. So I wonder what could have been sometimes." @Esper_Lily @TheAshenCouncil I know it's too late to freeze sperm? This discussion with my mom was had almost 3 years ago. "@blaze_casual I'M SO EXCITED FOR IT ALEXAAAAAAAAA Like I keep thinking about how penetrative sex is 3 months later, but rubbing? That can be sooner >w>" "I didn't use to do this before HRT. I think what changed was like, my body FEELS like a woman's now. And because I am one, that feels right, and so that means vag, right??? (according to what my subconscious is expecting and needs at least) Well, not yet. Five more days." "Do you know the move I mean? Like, open palm, ready to get in there, absolutely the wrong move if you wanted to start pleasuring a dick. It's wild." "It's kinda wild how when I'm really flustered without thinking I'll do this move with my hand that's basically ""slide down into pants, start rubbing puss"" only to hit my dick awkwardly and ruin the moment. What a wonderful example of my body map expecting a vag there." "@TheAshenCouncil I think I'd be a good mom... I dunno, I can't tell if me not wanting kids is just a result of me wanting to transition. I guess my mom offered to pay for freezing my sperm, but it's REALLY expensive and I felt guilty? My mind goes back and forth. On Monday I lose my balls." @YourBoswell Okay. Thank you 💕💕💕 @FreeBallGuy @deathpigeon @KittenFemme Maybe don't fucking do this in the mentions of a person who said its scared of you? "@YourBoswell Only because you've taken my complaining about cis men the wrong way in the past, this is an expression of caring alone, and not apologizing for liking my vaginoplasty tweets, right? Trans people get a pass for what I hope are obvious reasons, as do friends like you 💕" @blaze_casual *hugs tight* "The reply literally started with ""It'S cAlLeD eMpAtHy"" the fucking smarmy cunt." "Really wish I could say all this to her. I'm filled with that impulse right now. I want to scream all this in her face. But I blocked her and vented here because I'm too fragile right now with the upcoming surgery. And she already proved she doesn't care about me as a person, so" "And you might say, ""It's a public forum! Anyone can interact!"" You're right. And here I am, publicly complaining about it and using the tools the site includes to trim away the people I don't want to see. Everyone's free to do whatever but I don't have to like it." """God can this fucking dyke ease up and just get used to cis men being interested in her crotch?"" Is presumably the thought process here." Here's some helpful context: I don't get much interaction from cis men. The cis men I was complaining about weren't even following me. It was just a bunch of strange men coming out of the woodwork to silently congratulate me on my upcoming vag. THAT. IS. CREEPY. FUCK OFF. """Can we please not demonize cis men?"" We're not doing that. I'm setting boundaries at MOST, but really I'm just venting about feeling uncomfortable. I'm sorry my discomfort makes you feel bad, please go tell someone who gives a shit." "If you think me not being comfortable with cis men liking tweets about my vaginoplasty means I'm ""demonizing cis men,"" that's a block. If you like the tweet saying that, that's a block too. Fuck." @weaponxtra I don't get to see my nephew enough! He's 4 and had this adorable moment when I saw him last where he was jumping on the couch next to me where I was sitting then just climbed into my lap! Like this was as far as he was concerned his introduction to me! I had to fight back tears @sillygaymiria omw "@CamiTheDemon I kinda figured? Like it's not as common as estradiol for trans women, but it's common enough that she really should have mentioned ""btw progesterone can be an issue, are you on that?"" when she was asking about meds." I just realized when my surgeon asked what meds I take to see if I needed to stop taking any I forgot to tell her I take progesterone. This is a rare instance of a surgeon letting folks take HRT up until surgery but the fact that I forgot to mention one worries me a bit 😬 this is such a bullshit mood because i'm 90% sure i don't even want kids but there are Moments... real crying because i can never be pregnant hours @MizukiGoesWoof I WAS GONNA SAY @MizukiGoesWoof out here asking the REAL questions @Kate_Bunni @Elli_Trans I was considering making that joke lol "@RipleyStorm You're so fucking hot, love" "@FoxyChewToy He should be, honestly" @maegodhavemercy OMG FUCK TWITTER FOR NOT SHOWING ME THESE EARLIER YOU CUTE "@FrillyHyena I unironically want extra beef, but I'll take what I can get :V" "@TimonicWulfgar ""Extra beef please!"" ""Ma'am this isn't an Arbys""" "@FrillyHyena This feels awful to have too type out lol, but have you ever heard of someone compare a person's labia to roast beef?" "@VerafiedBabe Yep the new Superman reboot needs that too. I just think they need to fire anyone saying ""Well we can't make it too cheesy!"" Cheesy can be done well, and those opposed to any hint of it often want the most boring stories." @KittenFemme he just wants you to know about balls do you think if i asked my vaginoplasty surgeon for extra beef she'd give it to me @KittenFemme https://t.co/9rfm3C6pB8 "@AlesonAlexander I'm really excited to see it, honestly." "One of Superman's most popular and powerful foes is a fifth dimensional magical imp who can only be defeated by making him say his own unpronounceable name backwards. And yet for our most recent go around with the character they decided on ""dour and grimdark""" The entire DC Universe needs to lean into camp. It has the most fertile ground for camp and the campiest Marvel movies are some of the most popular. I've yet to see Aquaman but from the trailers and reviews I've seen? Y'all are on the right track. Superman is no different. "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme The time between the last gym and semifinals/finals is like, an hour maybe? I haven't yet beat the game either. There's a natural break point coming close to where Autumn is and I took that opportunity to take a break for the night." "@KittenFemme They beat the last gym a few hours ago, yeah" @KittenFemme How is it both you and Callie are right around where I am lol I'm just a little bit past this. @CamiTheDemon @sqwrrkpon inverting my cable on monday~ @sqwrrkpon I'm finding out several days before so it doesn't really bother me. I assume it has to do with having rooms available and the nature of being a place that takes care of/repairs sick/injured people. "They still haven't decided what time on Monday my surgery will be (they'll confirm it on Friday), but apparently the window is *5:30am* to 10am and 5:30am in a city two hours away effectively means I'm not sleeping the night before 🙃" "@TheSecretCallie Also one of my most problematic favorite kinks is turning straight girls gay, so," @TheSecretCallie Oh btw I read that story Rumor? REALLY HOT. Funny how I was talking about finding reality altering hot and then I see you wrote a story about it :P @TheSecretCallie Omg congrats! 💕 "@HostileUX @ServantoftheFae And nowhere else, to be fairer" "@TheFintauSystem @FrigidElfChild I still think it's kinda cute! My accent is just the generic American one movies and TV use, so growing up I felt very unspecial in that regard lol" @TheFintauSystem @FrigidElfChild YOU HAVE A BOSTON ACCENT THAT'S CUTE CURSE THIS INTERNET AND NOT ALLOWING VOICE CHAT Btw we might be moving in a month and it's hopefully to a house with better internet sooooo "@FrigidElfChild You... have an accent drastically different from your wife's (or mine, for that matter)?" @MisfitFlannery THANK YOU I was waiting for someone to say those exact words "@Kaelyrhn I mean they recognize them on that screen there you press the L and R buttons to select which controller you're using, so this probably draws on that same data! Neat touch!" "@ManjiButt Yes, that's literally their name and it's an overt (if less than obvious to a lot of people) ice pun." "And yes I CANNOT WAIT until Hbomberguy does a video about why he likes them. He usually has very good arguments and convincing me otherwise of my opinions on these movies that I strongly feel are more than just opinions will be kinda cool, actually." @ComradCapacitor I knew to FLCL fans I was being way too obvious. But too anyone who's never seen them? That's not even a description of anything lol @ManjiButt It's Mr. Rime because ice pun :P "Btw if you liked the prequels that's fine, but if you watch way too many movies like I do they just become insufferable. I think it was a disservice to that really fascinating era of the Star Wars saga to have Lucas directing them. We deserved better prequels." Someone needs to make a video series explaining why the prequels don't work as films that's as comprehensive as the Red Letter Media reviews without the whole... kidnapping and abusing women jokes :/ "@MilkshakeMolly Sorry, I've been burned too many times" "@ServantoftheFae You spelled it phonetically, to be fair" @caraesten *taking notes for my own recovery* "@ServantoftheFae Spelled FLCL, but yes :P" ... eyebrows... Blizzard announced playable Vulpera way too early imo To reiterate: It's really really shitty for you to be pushy with that kind of thing. Someone says they're not a furry. THEY AREN'T. So I keep the musing at irony TO MYSELF. BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE. "I like to take note and silently giggle when someone who's adamant that they're not a furry says something extremely furry-sounding. Same goes for ageplay stuff. And that's not me going ""Hehehe someone's in denial,"" it's just me laughing at the irony." @Maru_Mara76 no thank you But the fact that objectively good stuff exists suddenly becomes useless in the face of someone who just... hates it. Nothing you can do. "But it's not JUST subjective. Things like award shows, concepts like ""so bad it's good"" or even ENTIRE FIELDS OF MEDIA STUDY are kinda pointless if it's all just ""You like what you like, I like what I like.""" "And the most frustrating thing about it is not SOLELY subjective opinions. Sure, that's a big factor. We like what we like (and dislike what we dislike), and we're in general terrible at explaining why." @DevourerRose Probably :/ I've stepped back from talking about my favorite things in Star Wars for example because it hurts too much. "Like it's doing the thing you're not supposed to do: Attaching your self worth to something exterior like media. But I don't know how to turn off the feeling of ""That thing you love? I hate it"" hurting/angering me so much." I have issues with people hating on things I love (especially the things I obsess over). It's a me problem. It just hurts a lot. @KittenFemme And that's why I love it. I'm not really enjoying this conversation anymore. "@KittenFemme Inspiration =/= ""this is just a t-rex"" it's exactly the same design philosophy applied to every other previous fossil Pokemon, except to the tyrant king of reptiles." "@KittenFemme The bigger head still makes it chibi-esque as well, but yeah I thought you said Tyrunt for a second there" "@KittenFemme Okay like, t-rex doesn't have armor plating, no spikes, the head is way too big like I said, the stance is wholly unique from any reconstruction of t-rex, accurate or older ones that are inaccurate, it has SPIKES OF ITS TAIL, its arms are way too big. This is a dragon." @DTEA52879167 @KittenFemme It is literally a dragon "@KittenFemme OMG I HAVE SO MANY PLUSHIES OF THAT ONE It's a chibi t-rex! There's character to that design! It's not just a t-rex, you're literally wrong. I don't seen much point in continuing this convo." "@KittenFemme And it's not just a t-rex but red! It's had flair design elements and thee head is cartonishly big, even for a therapod!" @KittenFemme Literally one of my top five Pokemon lol I mean we're just talking about opinions here of course. In my opinion I feel cheated by this gen's fossil offerings and I really hope they stop this shit next gen. @KittenFemme hate... dinosaurs? https://t.co/4h9PJqIzN3 "@KittenFemme That's the least offensive looking one I agree, but as a dinosaur fan I'm sad for what could have been. I'd prefer booth options-- being able to have hybrids AND complete Pokemon." One idea I think is really solid in Pokemon SwSh is adding to what Ghost can represent by using it to show extinction in both Cursola and Dragapult "@KittenFemme But in this universe, bringing back extinct Pokemon is such old tech that there was a guy doing it out of his RV last gen. I can understand someone desiring to mix it up, but as a player who's used to cool fossil Pokemon it makes me really disappointed that its thee only option." @KittenFemme And by broken I mean your creation can't eat because its mouth is on top of its head? "@KittenFemme I'm still waiting for examples beyond Piltdown Man of that happening though? Sure back in the 19th century when most of the science was being done in the UK the reconstructions were waaaaaay wrong, but they literally had incomplete information." @KittenFemme I'm so fucking annoyed at the fossil Pokemon offerings this time around. It's a unique idea! I'll give them that! But fuck the idea of having broken Pokemon in my collection? This was technology they perfected in *1996* @SixArmedSweater Extremely! 😍 @caraesten I think Solo is a weirdly underrated film. I think Han himself is kinda boring? But it otherwise has some of the most entertaining characters in the entire saga. @QuestForTori I love that Mewtwo omg! "@Mewociti Maybe sometime, sure" @Mewociti Shield specifically for Galaran Ponyta/Rapidash :3 @deathpigeon Uhhhhh I sure don't remember it doing that in any other gen but okay @deathpigeon No idea. I just found this out on accident. @doublegearsys oh noooo D: OMG FULL RESTORES WORK ON CONFUSION NOW? THANK YOU POKEMON GODS Awwwww Hop why you gotta use he/him pronouns for Bede like that? I was enjoying being somewhat forced to default to they/them. @TheSecretCallie oh you don't have to follow my private to know that! :V ball guy is the best new character of pokemon sword and shield dont @ me Hello welcome to Pokemon Universe London where we pay for things in Pokemon Universe Yen I'm one of those nerds who can't not be stocked up on Full Restores BUT I WAN CUTE CLOTHES THEY HAVE THE CUTEST SKIRTS IN THE WYNDON SHOP BUT THEY'RE LIKE 80 GRAND EXCUSE ME @punished_chuds Good to know! Thank you! @blaze_casual @aaric_aardwolf We are! But still kinda scary >.> @blaze_casual @aaric_aardwolf We got 3 feet up here x.x @punished_chuds @Calliethulhu Upper 40's-50 "@Cassterix For some reason the smile on Galarian Mr. Mime makes me think he's not actually smiling, but being somehow forced to put on a good face against his will." "@Calliethulhu We're very close to the same spot in this game! I just made it to Wyndon, debating whether or not I want to prep for the semifinals a bit before going in." @Calliethulhu I noticed that too it's adorable @aliceinfamous @AliceAvizandum wow it's just a sea of hidden replies looks like my blockchaining is working lol @aliceinfamous @AliceAvizandum Hell yeah! @AliceAvizandum Like I don't have all the details but my assumption is this was done specifically to prove the point that every trans person already knows: We're the genders we say we are. It's really not that weird. "@AliceAvizandum TERFs can't let this one slide b/c it heavily implies that gender works the way we keep telling them it does In their minds this is the same thing as setting up a lesbian on a date with a man & not telling her, but the difference is in this case the lesbian can see she's a woman" "@ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin Okay. Then we're on the same page with what we think we can expect in the future. And knowing that: Again, in my opinion it'd be better to not allow any old Pokemon. It's just how I feel." "@Phaos3 @XylariaVG I really don't want special balls lol This is just how I play Pokemon games and always have, it's cool" "@ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin I mean what's your evidence for them having ""the rest"" available. Seems like the next batch of games (whether Gen IX or the Gen IV remakes or whatever) will just another separate random selection of old Pokemon, with overlaps with SwSh being largely coincidental." "@Calliethulhu I'm so tired of rivals that are your best friend, always peppy, but usually very bad at even picking what Pokemon starter to go with. Pick the one that beats me, that's a good idea, why did we stop that?" @Calliethulhu Side note Gen II had the best rival and I really wish they'd return to the idea of a complete asshole thief who hates you at least one more time. "@Calliethulhu She's the first ""rival except what if you were actually friends for some reason???"" character I've ever liked tbh." @ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin There's literally no evidence for that and I fail to see how that helps the problem of having one's favorite Pokemon not available? "@ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin Like, if you're right and every old Pokemon allowed into SwSh is allowed into whatever next game is on the Switch, I'm no longer mad. Not even a little bit! But the implication is that won't be the case. In which case? I think cutting out all the old Pokemon is fairest." @CelticAnarchy It didn't sound condescending. Thank you. fuck this keyboard so fucking much I guess I'm just buying a new one at some point "@ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin I would love to be wrong, though! But hence why I and so many others are mad." @ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin I'm not! They've been very tight lipped about it but the initial announcement where they said no national Dex can be translated one of two ways: One of those ways all but flatly states each new Gen or group of games will be it sown walled garden. "@ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin I know you meant those games. They all had old Pokemon. But B&W got close! And I think that it really worked for that game? So I'd still like to know what you meant by ""It's never worked in the past""?" @wanderlustmage I haven't either which is why I'm asking. I'd be really interested in a Pokemon game within the new design philosophy of overtly saying which country it's supposed to be applied to America. I'm pretty sure Colosseum is in America too but that game is its own thing. @talkingtonothin Thank you 💕 Literally didn't notice it until the cut scene showing the city when I walked in. I am not a clever woman. OH I GET IT WYNDON LIKE LONDON CUTE "@wanderlustmage Yeah that's such a bizarre missed opportunity. Surely for it have ended up this way they had to think ""No, we CAN'T let them wear those in gym challenges!"" to which I ask ""...why?""" @HurricaneEris Right??? I just wanna talk lol "@ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin Yes, they should do that. That would be fair and allow the franchise to evolve in the way they clearly want it to. What do you mean by ""didn't work in the past""? Gen 3 had some old Pokemon so that doesn't count but Gen 5 functioned just fine?" @totallyhealthie Yeah I want a method to just stop seeing them but silently so they're not offended. But that doesn't exist so oh well. @ValnarDragoness @sasugakirin Wish they just committed to that and brought none of the old Pokemon back then. @totallyhealthie That's really awful! Sometimes there are relationships that would get too rocky if I unfollowed. What the fuck. "The weirdest part and the only reason I'm sharing, is that they already unfollowed me. I think they were doing something similar to what I was doing with muting (I'd rather not go into detail as to why), but like... okay I guess I'll unfollow too? Lot of complicated emotions rn" "There was a mutual who was without meaning to continually just adding to nerves about surgery almost every time they replied, so I muted them with a reminder to unmute a week or so after surgery. Still saw them in my notifications replying to a thread I was in." @ToryBai22544335 Whatever you want to do? I dunno @mode_view I don't remember if you did. It's fine. @wanderlustmage I LOVED Unova but wouldn't you know it they skipped most of my favorites :/ Minus Cofagrigus but their new form I'm just kinda meh on. "And because I really don't want to just be dismissed with this VERY MINOR complaint: I love Sword & Shield, okay? I like it more than Sun & Moon." "And if it was a balance issue (which I'm sorry I don't think holds much water personally but let's go with that), I'd rather have new Pokemon that fit the qualities they need to balance things out then seeing weird ones come back with barely any of my favorites return." @sasugakirin Would you be willing to concede that Baltoy is not very many people's favorite Pokemon? @wanderlustmage It's still weird in a world where only less than half older Pokemon get to be in the new game. "@ToryBai22544335 I appreciate the suggestion, but I don't think that will work." "@RiotGrrrlJemma Well heck at least this reply was an exception, cutie 💕💕💕" "I'm not one of those fans who acts like certain designs are objectively bad but when it's a case of choosing which old favorites to bring back, a lot of these choices are really weird." "I've made peace with there being no National Dex, but I keep running into Pokemon where my immediate first reaction is ""Really? They made the cut?"" Stunfisk, Baltoy, Klink, Vanillite, Bronzor..." Emotions are raw and anxiety is high "I know it's almost certainly just me, but I feel like every other reply I've gotten today has been created specifically to annoy the shit out of me." @EntityofJustice No? Not that I know of? "@EntityofJustice @WillowPoss We barely handle it, honestly. Moving soon thankfully." @XylariaVG I don't want to do max raids "@XylariaVG I'm not gonna grind quick balls. That sounds so unappealing to me. I know top players swear by them, but I'd rather just throw tons of ultra balls and skip the grinding." @EntityofJustice @WillowPoss 3 feet is rare even for here @EntityofJustice @WillowPoss We live near the mountains in northern Colorado. "I'm usually a Mr. Mime stan, but I hate how ugly the Galar one looks. And I hate even more how many ultra balls I'm gonna waste trying to catch one." @WillowPoss How's the snow where you are? Wee have over 3 feet here D: "@WeirdContrails @Its_really__ME This. Your replies aren't showing up in my notifications (I assume you made your account recently?) so I'm glad Morgan is replying to you. If you're interested at all in transition, it's worth it. I promise." I'm aware of Serebii! Thank you! Wouldn't have gotten this far in 20 years of playing without knowing about Seerebii! I just find the wiki format more convenient. @neon_pixii Serebii is fine they just have a website straight out of 2007 and I find the wiki format way more useful. "@talkingtonothin It's, I was just confused. My TL is really crowded and I don't remember if I'm seeing your tweets or not, my bad" @BeastFlesh @JessicaJordan I'm trying not to bite people's heads off because I can tell today my emotions are just extra raw but can you maybe understand why I don't want to hear such a thing right now? "I'm sure there's a good reason for it, but Bulbapedia still not having location data for Pokemon or items for Gen VIII a week and a half after release is annoying. I can find the info on YouTube but it's just weird that Bulbapedia is almost useless to me atm." "@Its_really__ME @WeirdContrails Maybe not cis means you're not cis, friend 💕" @talkingtonothin That's wonderful! But thee :P face makes it seem like I should have known that? @DeciusNero No @talkingtonothin What happens December 10th? @AngryNerdBird not for Pokemon as long as you don't skip too many trainer battles OMG CUTE #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/q1YWIm9gYw 8th gym down! Here's my team <3 #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/kiVBSYfwwT My keyboard will still sometimes do double types on the most embarrassing keys. Makes it sound like I don't know the different between to/too or but/butt. what's with gym leaders giving you such shitty TMs this gen lol like it's not a big deal they're just consistently kinda useless The day was saved by Gourgeist. It made sense back in Gen I when there was virtually no dragon Pokemon that trainers like Lance would resort too Pokemon like Charizard. But this time it just looks ridiculous. @ToryBai22544335 It's okay. My emotions are just kinda raw today. "@ToryBai22544335 I'm not an idiot. I know how to minmax Pokemon. I just like also gravitating towards my favorites within those types. That sometimes means I have weaknesses in my team comp, but all the same the game doesn't have to lie to me." "Like I put away my water Pokemon several gyms ago. This is a bunch of ground and rock and I have no answer for it. I would've appreciated not being lied to. (Please don't offer other types that have advantage, the issue here is I don't want to have to grind)" Why is the last gym not mostly dragon Why is it 2v2 battles Like I can manage this I guess but I feel lied to "@mode_view That's fair! That's why I love that thought experiment. For me I used to say ""It needs to be reversible!"" but that's because I bought into the myth that neovaginas are noticeably not real vaginas. Egg me would've taken the genie's offer, and that illustrates what my soul needed." "@LeafTilde it's okay💕 you're good, i trust you and like you, but yeah, can't deal with jokes like that" @LeafTilde please never joke about that around me "@mode_view So if a genie could snap their fingers and give you one right now, but it had too be permanent, you'd say no? There's no right answer I just find this thought experiment illuminating." @WhaleHorned I'm allowed to have fucking boundaries even if no one respects them. That is such an incredibly rude tweet wtf is wrong with you? @WhaleHorned Would you tell me that if I was being harassed over it? No? Then I'm allowed too dislike this. "@WhaleHorned That's nice of them, but I don't need cis men I don't know to be happy for me. I need cis men I don't know to stay away." Hmmmm lemme take this opportunity to remind everyone that if you think you're a cisgender guy but the idea of having a vagina is really appealing to you: That's genital dysphoria and you're probably a trans girl 💕 @JenApparently yeah you're probably right lol "Why are there cis guys liking my surgery tweets? I thought y'all were supposed to hate it when a trans girl gets a pussy installed, go away, shoo!" @PrissyOrcGF Hi I'd like to elect this tweet for best tweet of the week We are officially less than a week until my surgery! My surgery is THIS Monday! Wtf??? Omg??? This is an accurate statement: This Monday I'm getting a pussy. WHHAAAAAAAAT!?????? @mode_view @Calliethulhu @sarlichanx I like that the third one takes place in Colorado. Made me feel very seen as a kid lol "@PrissyOrcGF By far the best knuckle tattoos I've ever seen. I remember as a kid, even as tattoos were becoming really mainstream, I never thought I'd know so many people with knuckle tattoos without going to prison lol. The 21st century rocks." @KibbinsCodex @Calliethulhu @sarlichanx lol I own the soundtrack @mode_view @Calliethulhu @sarlichanx The soundtrack is unironically fantastic it's just a bizarre choice looking back 20 years later. @KibbinsCodex @Calliethulhu @sarlichanx Kids in America was a cover song in The Digimon Movie. As far as I know all the other songs were 90s ska? @CatkinsLap At first it felt really disorienting but I quickly realized it's kinda the best thing ever? Gender fuckery is the best 💕 @Calliethulhu @sarlichanx It's the best worst dub ever imo Tired: Moving soon because we need to own the property we live on rather than rent Inspired: Moving soon because the stuffie collection is overtaking the room https://t.co/V8v8BmViRG @Calliethulhu HUGE SAME @jesstheunstill I don't have any of that. I have a pair of spanks that I can pack though "@AlyssaActivista I'll be tweeting everything here except pictures. I don't know that I'll take many pictures while I'm healing, but nsfw pics go on my lewd account: @NSalamanderFW" @ConfusedSwitch Thank you! 💕 "@SpaceGoatHunter I went be dilating until a week after surgery when the packing is removed, and I'm going home 3 days after surgery (then coming back for them to remove packing). I was talking about stuff I should bring to the hospital for my recovery time there, but thank you" "@norintha Babe I meant like practical stuff too though like what kind of clothes. Also had someone suggest ear plugs and I wouldn't have thought of that. Entertainment will be my Switch, whether I can play it or not. That's already taken care of." "I really want her to feel better obviously, but I'm also worried about my own surgery in general without having 3 feet of snow to make me worry harder" "There's so much snow falling and it just won't stop. I don't know how we're gonna make it into town tomorrow for Mistress's dental surgery, which is gonna affect how she's feeling when she stays with me for my surgery this coming Monday 😬" @caraesten @AliceAvizandum literally my plan @caraesten Really not looking forward to it x.x getting a vaginoplasty so i can more easily be bred and no other reason @Kaelyrhn not yet but i should get one... >////> Good preparation for the pussy I'm gonna have in 6 days that I'll need to be stretching out! :D Frustrating how perfectly circular they seem right before I wash them but I refuse to show dirty ear holes on main: This is what freshly cleaned 0G/8mm piercing holes look like! :D https://t.co/xMFBVNGytl @sillygaymiria One of the best 3D platformers ever made imo. The controls especially are incredibly satisfying. @mode_view OMG I LOVE THESE Do you know what company makes them? i want to own every single one and i won't know whether to put them on a shelf or in a toy box >////> look you don't need to be a toddler to appreciate just how hecking amazing the imaginext jurassic world toys are (but it helps >.>) https://t.co/bM6EYRKP9l @emuchaton @sillygaymiria OH WAIT BY THE TIME I CAN BUY THIS I LITERALLY WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TUCK TUCK SOLIDARITY ANYWAY THO @glitchedheart It's one of my favorite pins! I have a cork board where I keep all my pins :3 @emuchaton @sillygaymiria Broke atm but I need this shirt so marking this for later! @KittikatGuild I'm a dirty Geewunner and I like my robots to look like cheaply animated 80s cartoons lol "I found proof I own this figure! Still no idea where she ended up but this tells me I owned her before we moved to the ranch, which informs which boxes I should look in. There's a couple I skipped b/c I thought I bought her after we moved so I have more places to look tomorrow!" "Previous attempts include ""it's 2006 and aww he's trying"" and ""please turn down your chrome the glare is hurting my eyes"" https://t.co/ypFx1OkNeX" Short of a hypothetical Masterpiece version this is my ideal Jetfire for the foreseeable future. "I've been collecting Transformers for 13 years, which means this is the *third* version of Jetfire I've bought (I don't even care about the character! what's wrong with me!), and it's the first one I don't feel weirdly lowkey embarrassed to own lol" "@itsviviactually He's a really good figure! I dunno if he's $80 good, but he was on sale on Amazon for only $55. For THAT price he's amazing imo" eating over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days to prepare for your fight with 30-50 feral hogs I'm basically shocked there was room for Jetfire wtf https://t.co/Kmm9BpzACo @ashiinu @Sona_Sonara I could have sworn his voice was like an octave higher just from seeing the commercials that he used to bee in years ago. "Okay, surgery recovery is gonna be rough. Maybe not unbearable every second of it, but rough. But you know what's gonna rock? Having a pussy. Just gotta keep my eyes on the prize." @emuchaton wow how dare D:< @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn Basically! Also the Megatron in Beast Wars named himself that after the original Megatron because he was that much of a massive fanboy "@LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn In the distant future, Autobots became Maximals and Decepticons became Predacons. It happens in Beast Wars. There's still only two factions at a time." I'm such a Predacon for many years I considered getting their symbol as a tattoo. ...Honestly haven't ruled it out lol "@JessicaJordan For me I'm going to go home after about 3 days, then I come back a week after the surgery to get the packing and catheter removed." Less than a week until surgery and honestly? I'm filling my time by distracting myself with Pokemon almost nonstop. Keeps the anxiety away >.> "@emilynezz I'm going straight home, but having them in the car might be a good idea honestly" "@emilynezz Already bought the maxipads, but I didn't think I'd need them while the packing is in? But if you think they'd be helpful to pack, on the list they go!" "@jesstheunstill Both of your suggestions are really good ideas, thank you!" @TheBlooest Hhhhhhh I want that Christmas Sylveooooooon! "Okay, it's almost 6 days until my surgery and I'd love some advice from anyone else who has had a vaginoplasty: What should I remember to pack for my recovery at the hospital? I'm making a list." "@EsserZed @MaxieZeusGod Yeah but I have lots of dark and ghost Pokemon I love the designs of that I can use for that :P I assure you, I thought this through" @NewGenderWhoDis Omg thank goddess D: @MaxieZeusGod Bringing Sylveon too I think. The last gym was too close. @NewGenderWhoDis I see this was tweeted an hour ago I hope you're okay? @squidlarkin oh hey i'm girls "@MaxieZeusGod Huh, I thought that was the case but I've just been misled by experimentation and even research (I didn't look far enough on the Bulbapedia page lol). But at the very least, the Grapploct I caught is by far my highest level Pokemon." @weedlewobble RIGHT??? But given that it's the ONLY pure fighting I've ever loved I can't really complain (previous contender was Breloom) "@MaxieZeusGod And not much else, so unless I REALLY love the design I usually skip them" @PrissyOrcGF CUUUUUUTE 😍 @PrissyOrcGF OH WOW DO I EVER :D I was really worrying about the upcoming dark type gym because I tend to use Pokemon whose designs I like while still paying attention to type advantages but there are virtually NO fighting type Pokemon I like AND THEN I MET GRAPPLOCT @PrissyOrcGF Both seem equally important honestly my two favorite parts of any pokemon game: 1. when full heals become available 2. when full restores become available It has the only battle music I actually like out of the entire series. Like most battle themes are kinda just okay to me but the gym battle music (both versions) I really love. It's faster to just fall through every trap in the ice gym lol @PrissyOrcGF Darth Maul is canonically seemingly unkillable after surviving being cut in half. Easily one of the most powerful dark side force users of his era. So... nice compliment? lol @WhaleHorned This is what happens when you replace all of Rapidash's fire with gay "*Look and see HER how she sparkles, drat! Dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow" "Just wanted to say how much I love @RipleyStorm and how much of an amazing, caring girlfriend shi is 💕💕💕" @PrissyOrcGF YOU DESERVE MASSIVE DOHOONKABHANKOLOOS @SpaceGoatHunter Nice!!! "Then look into the sky where through the clouds a path is torn Look and see how she sparkles, it's the last unicorn #PokemonSwordShield https://t.co/HY9kDykNrD" It is *absolutely* dehydration so I'm just gulping down water like it's going out of style "Me yesterday: Needing to stop ibuprofen tomorrow for a week leading up to surgery won't be so bad! I can't remember the last time I had a bad headache, this'll be easy. Me now: *headache* 🙃" "Okay! I found 90% of the rest if my collection! Couldn't find Dilophosaurus and I'm pretty sure I had a Dimorphodon, but this is just about my entire Mattel JP/JW collection! (The Overwatch shelf above is still a work in progress lol) https://t.co/LfIvWqgjMg" Five hours later and I still can't believe how soon this is happening??? Just ordered a much needed donut cushion for when I'm healing. Should be here Friday. This is actually happening whaaaaaaaat????? @caraesten Wow I hope I'm that lucky with pain! @MaxieZeusGod @NascentJasmine Girl pants are soooooo much better! I want to echo most of what's being said in this convo. I never cared about clothes until I knew I was a girl! They're so much more fun now! Jetfire comes with a ton of accessories but honestly I like when his overall look is as simple and clean as possible. https://t.co/gSZ6QzqK7Q Holy shit before I even free him he's so... sexy o.o https://t.co/jk6QFiETjJ b-big!! https://t.co/yHGNjFPQTh @OneLameShark Oh and please no nicknames 💕 @OneLameShark Lemme grab some trade fodder and see if the internet is up to it. I'll DM you Really wish the Switch knew the Twitter character limit was 280 now but I'm not gonna hold my breath until maybe the Switch 2 🎶In the shadow of the forest though she may be old and worn They will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain And the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain #PokemonSwordShield https://t.co/IlNCgpQqnh @OneLameShark Also our internet really sucks But I guess I'll know it's you if you offer the right Pokemon? Do you have them ready? "@OneLameShark Yes, but the way online trading works now terrifies me. Already lost one Pokemon to a stranger I thought was my friend. If there really is no trading online with people on your friend's list, I don't think I'll be doing it again." 3 years HRT #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/icBEofj2hj @MisfitFlannery I won't have such things said about such a perfect design. They didn't make her fire/fighting! lesbiab #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/MuEAYMDSKN @lukewarmdeer OMG YOU'RE THE SECOND PERSON I'VE MET HAVING SURGERY ON THE SAME DAY THAT'S AWESOME 💕💕💕 @Q3w3e3 this tweet is so cute wtf @D1s4st3rLizbian very much so DX @blaze_casual ALEXA I'M SO HYPE OMG OMG @MapleReam Thank youuuuuu!!! 😭💕💕💕 "@MaxieZeusGod I think maybe just more insurance pays for it? I dunno! I know that for me in Colorado, Denver Health literally only just started doing the procedure like a year ago. Maybe that kind of thing is happening all over the country?" Really couldn't come a moment too soon as even seven days away I woke up with some genital dysphoria. Nothing super serious but definitely that sensation where I could feel my girldick way too much. Need this thing gone plz :/ Surgery in one week?!?! I'm gonna have a pussy in literally seven days?!?!! Omg??!!!!?? "@ConfusedSwitch @blaze_casual SHUT," @SpaceGoatHunter Yay! @CelticAnarchy I've never once gotten the runs from T*co Bell but I assumed it was just because everyone's gut bacteria is different and I got lucky with mine Almost 12 hours later and I realize... Overstated. I meant it can't be overstated -_- please excuse the pot-induced grammar of the last tweet lol BEING A GIRL ROCKS IMO Tomorrow it'll be 7 days until my surgery and the first pre-surgery thing I need to make sure I do begins! No more ibuprofen! It's a minor thing but it emphasizes how close I am! 😱 "I love that stuff that has no purpose other than selling has its own tab in your bag now (""Treasures"")" @OneLameShark OMG I LOVE THAT CHANGE TOO Holy shit you can rearrange the menus order with Y! I found this out on accident! I don't think I have layout I'd prefer over the one it defaulted to but that's a really smart quality of life improvement! @NewGenderWhoDis @TheNDqueerelf I mean losing my mind to orgasms is goals for me personally :P @okbillybunny @ChristyKamori YES YOU SHOULD HAVE @NewGenderWhoDis hhhhhhggh 💦 @NewGenderWhoDis hhhhh might need to look into one of these >////> @OutcastToad Finally a ghost/dragon Pokemon whose design I love! (I love dragon and I LOOOOOVE ghost :3) @OutcastToad I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS THE LEGENDARY THAT'S SO COOL @Phaos3 Oh like the camping thing? Another change I love: https://t.co/nNtkVnAKGN @Phaos3 Yep I researched that and I have Baby-Doll Eyes learned. She's taking forever to evolve tho lol Thank you tho! 💕 (I'd like it less if I didn't find out about friendly fire being enabled on my own but I did so I love it lol) The fire gym challenge is really fun because earlier I experimented to see if I could attack Hop's Pokemon in 2v2s (I felt bad and reloaded lol) so now I can use that knowledge to get the upper hand on this catching competition! @CelticAnarchy That's a good point too. I just feel like there was still a LOT of design space in mega forms. But they could still return to that one day. Hell if they keep making remakes there'll almost certainly be new mega forms in the Gen VI remakes. "Introducing me to the gym leaders was a welcomed way for me to know what Pokemon to train (I'd looking up online anyway, may as well tell me in-game)" "And while I still worry that swapping out a new Epic gimmick every gen runs the risk of running out of interesting ideas, Dynamax Pokemon make sense as an explanation for why the gyms are the size of football pitches (even explains why they're outdoors)." The controlled passage of time makes the story feel like it's taken that much longer. It feels more like A QUEST. And the hotel idea is a really solid way to facilitate that. "I like the idea behind the ""gang"" this time around. And unlike when they shifted rivals to be more friend than foe, I find my relationship with Marnie (effectively this game's *Giovanni*) a lot more interesting and fun." "Things I've been enjoying about Pokemon SwSh in no particular order as I think of them, a thread:" "@TheAshenCouncil The second one! I'm pretty sure ""vagina"" will be word filtered lol" "I was initially sad when my first run in was with a female Salandit because I already have Raboot so beating grass is covered BUT WAIT THE UPCOMING FAIRY GYM, THAT'S PERFECT" @KittenFemme Thank you! 💕 @KittenFemme omg this is perfect Need nickname for eventual Salazzle Horny or horny-adjecent names that can get past the word fliter are a bonus (I've had the first 151 for like ten years now so I wasn't as interested in breeding in Let's Go Eevee and this focus wasn't noticed) Being able to see the Pokemon in the wild before encounters has caused me to realize if I can focus on a specific Pokemon I may as well get them all female so breeding is easier. (also am gorl) Current team two badges in! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/qs3yy7rvfU "@blaze_casual I mean as much as it would pain me to go popcornless (and therefore sodaless), 100% of that food is garbage lol" @blaze_casual Whaaaaat about *during* with a giant soda? >.> @blaze_casual Awesome! I guess I'm mostly worried about 2+ hours of sitting? And if my new bladder settings are cool with that? @norintha Love you tooooooo 💕 @ThoughtSlime Harry literally told you to buy Pathologic *2*! D:< @norintha REALLY GOOD POINT WOW @QuestForTori I assume Bandai Namco has the merch rights to both properties? I love this crossover @leafwork literally laughed out loud 💕 oh shit i could've asked the surgeon this when she asked me if i had any questions Folks who have had a vaginoplasty: Is there *any* conceivable way I can see Rise of Skywalker 3 weeks after my surgery? Like I'm gonna have to wait until the Monday after regardless because I didn't get advance tickets and that's 3 weeks to the day after v-day for me 😬 "@LeafTilde @gunfighterlesbi Spielberg sure loves the ""father figure becomes a better father"" arc (Hook, War of the Worlds, The Lost Word...) lol But I think JP has the best one." @LeafTilde @gunfighterlesbi It absolutely has horror elements. But I think overall taken as a whole the film is light horror at most. @LeafTilde @gunfighterlesbi Huge agree tbh His book death is just really entertaining but the movie is less dark in a lot of ways. It's mostly an adventure movie. @norintha @LeafTilde @gunfighterlesbi Tiny elephant. It scared investors because it acted like a cat (portent of things to come-- genetic tampering does weird shit) Gen VIII has been rough to us dinosaur fans 😭 I have A Type (plus pumpkin) @Anomulus0 Yeah it hides your own lewd selfies from you on mobile no matter what setting you select. You can usually see them by clicking on them but it's still beyond ridiculous. @Lord_Kristine wow huge agree @CateSpice It's so wild to me that anyone ostensibly looking out for your best interests could possibly consider you male. @gunfighterlesbi I'm pretty sure I have dyslexia which is what often holds me back. The last part I remember was the detailed description of the satellite phone (like chapter one I'm pretty sure) and I just got bored lol. One day I'll finish it! @gunfighterlesbi OOOOHHHHH you meant the book! My bad lol. I could never finish The Lost World book. Took me decades to get through JP as it was lol. @MOOMANiBE WOW cute "@gunfighterlesbi Malcom doesn't die at the end of Lost World (he has a cameo in Fallen Kingdom!), but there is a character who dies the way Hammnd does in the book (death by Compsognathus)" "@Calliethulhu That's fair! I guess if I had an influx of assholes calling me it I'd probably get tired of it too, but given that you can report people for that on Twitter now I feel like its lost all its power. And IRL no one has access to that name so I just never run into it." @ThatHeckinRobin @Calliethulhu May as well be a different person at this point amirite "@gunfighterlesbi Biggest letdown of the movie was his death wasn't included, though to be fair he's a lot nicer in the movie." "@Calliethulhu HUGE same. Like, every word. I've had people earlier in their transition ask me to content warn when I say my deadname which I gladly do now, but the only reason that request came up is because I'm so open with talking about it. It's a hilariously bad name but it's not me 🤷‍♀️" Jurassic Park is a story about how everything would've been fine had the dinosaurs not resisted being force femmed @blaze_casual December 2nd! 8 more days! 😳 @blaze_casual Omg congraaaaats! :D I'm still uhhhhh technically 13 weeks away from sex RIP lol @blaze_casual That's halfway to sex right? :O I'm really happy I accidentally bought the biggest up front lol. Really the only huge one left (if I want to keep it in scale and avoid their extra large T-rex) is the Indominus Rex. She's definitely one of my favorites 💕 https://t.co/qd1XmpQdEM "Frustratingly enough I can't find the rest of my collection but this is a decent start! I also have a couple raptors, a Dilophosaurus, a Compsognathus, Alan Grant (the deadliest dinosaur of all), and of course... We have a T-rex! https://t.co/0WWKo6op4S" "Still rearranging but I'm so happy she fits! Realistically this is the only shelf I have that she even COULD fit on so it's convenient that this display has been needing a revamp. ""They're moving in herds..."" https://t.co/ZxrfJl7wg6" "@caraesten First time I watched it I was in that mode where I tried to psyche myself out of hating it (""It wasn't *that* bad...""). I read a bunch of reviews from both sides, devoured as much as I could of why people loved it, watched it a second time, and fell in love. It's my favorite SW." @PrissyOrcGF WOW gay~ @PrissyOrcGF That's more or less what we're fighting to build on the ranch 💕 @FrigidElfChild Does this mean that statistically Yoshi is a TERF? @vexwerewolf Oh nooooooo D: I hope it goes well. Or as well as such a thing can go. Transitioning sometimes means cutting ties with people in our past life and I hope that's an option for you here :/ "@sillygaymiria ""kinda""" @Drustan27 I can't remember what crossed a line for me but I think it was before that. He's just trash. "@ZJemptv Yeeeeeeaaaah you definitely do. For what it's worth your kids could do a LOT worse on YouTube, but maybe they don't need to be watching her all the same." @DreamerHyena @vexwerewolf You're mutuals with at least one 😉 @themouseinator @FrillyHyena Same It really can't be understated how much transitioning allows so many of us to start realizing other issues to work out that was just buried under years of dysphoria. There's a clarity that living as the right gender brings. "@deathpigeon I think it's a lot of people reading it as a class issue when it really doesn't need to be. For myself, I'm too conditioned to have anything but heavily processed bug meat, but I'm totally for it." @chibikonatsu omg someone should get one and paint the eyes pink @Anomulus0 Omg cool!!! "I actually like Dragonite quite a bit and would otherwise be interested in this figure but part of Dragonite's whole mood is being a goofy silly dragon, you know?" @EclatAscent HELL. YES. @amberagemusic @NewGenderWhoDis Also keep in mind on new Twitter some people have noticed it kinda fucks with the site's loading for a bit until you delete Twitter's cookies. BUT it still blocks everyone so that still works. @ConfusedSwitch Gosh thank you~ @ConfusedSwitch That'll probably where I have to get him. But he's better as a splurge purchase you know? @ConfusedSwitch Hopefully! There was only one left though :/ There was a Felix the cat Funko at 2nd & Charles and I was literally a dollar short. Since when are Pops $11 come the heck on D:< @JimSterling Early 2020 is what they've said @LunaFoxxe goshhhh 😍 @Calliethulhu I know it's like 18 hours later but honestly? You did so fucking good 💕 "@YourBoswell Yeah I bet there's a learning curve to having one and not messing with it but I'm up to the challenge! I've wanted one forever! I also plan to get a lip piercing on each side (I love that ""fang"" look) and nipple piercings :3" @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde mmjhgfhdddfght mellltting 💦💦💦 why dragonite so angry https://t.co/L7ajU2F07O "I had a dream recently about finally getting my septum piercing. I need to wait until I'm healed enough from surgery but I think my subconscious is really really ready, you know?" @SixArmedSweater @LeafTilde hhhghhhggghhhhhh need to be breddddd @PrissyOrcGF wow huge same @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater hhhgghhhgggh this is unfairly attuned to my biggest kink >/////< @Kaelyrhn She was a real cutie too imo! https://t.co/vQjvGbFH13 @Kaelyrhn The original Jurassic Park toy line had one! And Mosasaurus isn't a dinosaur either and she's like a big star from the JW era. @Kaelyrhn I really disliked JP3 but I loved the dinosaur fights. Some of the best in the series imo. And toy line has scraped seemingly every last unique looking dinosaur in existence far past what's in the movies. You'd think Spinosaurus would be an obvious choice. "I think it's weird and kind of a shame that Spinosaurus has effectively been retired from Jurassic World canon. Not even any toys. Sure the JPIII one was wildly inaccurate in hindsight, but so is Dilophosaurus (arguably even moreso) & she still gets cameos in the movies & toys." @MisfitFlannery ....hot @caraesten I'm so happy for you! Seriously I keep grinning ear to ear with every update from you 💕💕💕 @JuniperTheSloth @PrissyOrcGF *nods* it's only good for milking now at best @PrissyOrcGF Wow it's a shame I'm out doing errands and can't take pictures! I'll have to send you some later~ @PrissyOrcGF Oh I can help you be more aware of it! I can just grind against it with my butt if you want :3 "@PrissyOrcGF Oh heck good idea, do you need ""help"" with that? >:3" Honestly between my estrogen injection and a new dinosaur toy my surgery anxiety is getting a lot better 💕 Mistress had some extra money on her card and look what she got me!!! This one is actually sold out on Amazon (aside from scalpers wanting $50 for it) so this is a real find! As a kid this one was my favorite dinosaur :3 https://t.co/TOAA7DiuMl @CatoftheNine I got another one but thank you @YourBoswell @Kaelyrhn It wasn't you no worries "@TimonicWulfgar You might be able to, but my friend directed me to this route." "@BadKitters Mine was special because it was a girl, it was extra large, and it came with a miracle seed. Regardless I found another one." @bunnarchist it's not your fault for this absolutely ridiculous and broken trade system "@bunnarchist I'm never trading online again, sorry" @bunnarchist It was an extra large female. I named her Sally. I'd like to be the original trainer. I just want my Pokemon back. I don't care about the National Dex. Please for the love of fuck listen to me. This new method of trading just stole a Pokemon from me. How am I supposed to take this? "I just tried to trade my Pumpkaboo to a friend so they could trade it back and I'd have a Gourgeist. They set the trade number, I used it. I got a Metapod from Japan(?) and the stranger then disconnected. My Pumpkaboo is now gone." @bunnarchist i just traded away my pumpkaboo too a stranger @bunnarchist Well it won't let me pick you. Clicking A does nothing https://t.co/lKjuo1dugW "@bunnarchist I see an Ash in the list, but there is a lock next to your name." @bunnarchist Okay I input your number and it's still searching. Shitty internet might not allow this but we'll see @bunnarchist okay I set the number to that @NewGenderWhoDis wow my mouth just automatically opened for some reason @bunnarchist I dunno what to do with that @bunnarchist Where's link trade? @bunnarchist Okay! I assume we're Switch friends? Also I dunno how to trade in this gen lol "Pokemon that evolve in trades should be traded ASAP, right? As opposed to stone evolutions where it might be beneficial to wait until you have all the moves you want? Anyone wanna trade my Pumpkaboo back and forth?" @ZJemptv Nice! Congrats! 💕💕💕 @StebMcDreb Just had a rough self loathing night last night. I deleted the relevant tweets. "8 days until surgery and my mental state is pretty rough. Sorry for being so weird, y'all." "Did not need to wake up to people badmouthing a friend. I know I said they were mad at me, but that person means a lot to me. They weren't even mad anyway. Also had someone retweet a tweet where I said I hate myself. Maybe don't ever do that." @MisfitFlannery they weren't mad @WhaleHorned 3 @Kate_Bunni You could make the same argument for rude words? I don't understand. @MoonsOfVi @Calliethulhu YEAH I LOVE THAT KIND TOO OMG Shocked that they let you do this honestly #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/kq56XPph2X @Calliethulhu Oooooh also rewriting reality by way of altering the past and then having the victim get flooded with new memories. "@Calliethulhu Rapid/instantaneous pregnancy is a big one for me. It frustrates me that it's so rarely tagged as such. Like a lot of preg kink has it, I just wish more people differentiated it from the general preg kink so I could find it more easily lol." @naebumaye This is a broken mechanic that can't even justify its own existence. Wtf Game Freak. "@thebayleerenee @liddytronic That's such an incredibly minor silver lining, but yes, you're right that there's one way they could have made it worse but thankfully they avoided." "@MaxieZeusGod Obviously it's not that simple. I'm not a game designer so I couldn't say how, but they have every incentive to continue their legacy characters like they always have. There has to be a reason they needed to stop." "@FreyjaQuinn Pokemon Home is the retirement home. All 800+ old Pokemon can be deposited to Home. I'm nervous about the fact that my 15 year old collection is being given to the cloud, but there's not much else I can do aside from just keeping them on my Ultra Sun cart forever." "@MaxieZeusGod I would love that. But the whole reason they're done including every Pokemon is a new system means new models, and 900+ was just too many for them. I'm sympathetic to that." "@dj_walnut @fluffy The fact that they don't even let me run is just astounding to me. Like, I got away, but barely. The idea that I can just white out for trying to catch a tiny bat is utter ridiculousness." "@fluffy @dj_walnut oh hey I didn't care for BotW either so that analogy is perfect But also if you're good, you can beat GANON almost immediately so this is not a great comparison. There's no mechanical upper hand you can get here. Just have to level accordingly or use arbitrary items or whatever." "I put well over 1,000 hours into Pokemon even before Gen 5 hit. I lost count of how many shinies I've caught. I'm not saying that to brag, just to underline how invested in my Living Dex I've been. Still grieving the loss of the National Dex. Makes sense to lose it, though." "@SixArmedSweater I really appreciate the spirit of your tweet. I retweeted it. We need more happy TF stuff, you're right." "I don't remember, but I think it was a Zubat in FireRed. If Crobat is in the Galar Pokedex, I still have that friend once Home is released. If they aren't... well, I still have her. She's just retired, I guess." @SixArmedSweater i feel like a fucking monster every time i see this tweet i find loss of self to be happy i'm really sorry "@bunnarchist @thebayleerenee My highest level Pokemon isn't even level 15 yet. I'm just getting ahead of myself. I need to stop being in a hurry. Thank you, though." "@scraftygang I ended up sorting it out, but the new problem is they're overleveled (I've been told about dolls, I got it). Just a whole bunch of shitty mechanics I don't want or need." "@MewsingsOfAKat I don't have the spoons for it atm I don't think, and I'm not a a parent, but what I already said later in the thread is about as close as I can get to an answer to that. I hope it goes well with your kid. https://t.co/DVmsSnpPiE" "@Chaosqueen97 I really want to stop, though, so we'll see." "@XylariaVG These are feel bad mechanics, not depth. I'm not in a great mood right now. Thank you for trying." @thebayleerenee I have yet to get a doll. Just wanted a Noibat before the next city where I'll probably get a doll. Just would like some actual freedom. Whatever. I already own Noivern and Noibat once Home is released. Just never had one on my core team. @thebayleerenee Noibat is not a big Pokemon. It doesn't have to just apply to trades if they didn't want it to. "No joke, I tend to end up loving games I'm this frustrated by. Y'all should have seen me when I first played Undertale." @YourBoswell I'm so sorry that happened to you. Our ranch really needs this account. I hope this is sorted out soon. "@XylariaVG I just don't see the point in any of this. This is just overly complicated shit put on top of a system that worked already. Thank you for your help, though." @thebayleerenee In what way is any of that not solved by the gym badge limiter they've had in place for 23 years? I really need Game Freak to stop fucking with what already worked. I'm so fucking mad at this game. "Nearly blacked out because of a super strong Pokemon. ""You can't throw a Pokeball! It won't let it's guard down!"" (HP is in the red) ""You can't escape!"" Why. Why is this a thing now." "@KittenFemme I'm not even that overleveled. Only the Noibat are doing it, I think it's just that species." @wanderlustmage I don't... want any of that. @XylariaVG Gently touching the control stick does not cause me to crouch despite the game telling me otherwise. @TransTwill @XylariaVG We really need this account back. I hope we get it. "Whistling almost works but the run AWAY from me then despawn. I used too be in favor of the ""see the Pokemon on the overworld"" idea. Starting to walk that opinion back I think." "@TransTwill @XylariaVG I don't fully understand but ""overturn the appeal"" sounds bad. There's no option to make an account ""not a person."" I'm not sure what you're saying?" @DozingDreamers Oh is that what the whistling is for? "@LakebridgeCycle I prefer Evey Hammond from V For Vendetta. ""God is in the rain""" "I found a Noibat. How do I uh, reach it?" @SnowVix_Dani @ToryBai22544335 When has that ever happened outside of Piltdown Man? It's stressful enough leading up to surgery in 9 days without all the additional stress life seems intent on throwing at me. @ToryBai22544335 Like Venutoise in that one episode of the anime? :3 @WhaleHorned Pretty much lol "@XylariaVG I'm glad there's an actual process for this. I wouldn't actually be THAT shocked if they locked the birthdate in in an attempt to ""protect kids"" or whatever." @SnowVix_Dani @ToryBai22544335 Yeah I'm really upset at that idea tbh @XylariaVG I told her a few days and she broke down but it's nice that it's not that long. Mistress is having a panic attack over this. Anyone (maybe some adventurous littles who tried this with their little account) have any experience with how quickly we can get our account back? @MisfitFlannery Okay thank you @XylariaVG I don't actually care about any of this but it's not not confusing. @XylariaVG What are the beams of light? What are raid battles? Why is it that I can only use it in certain places? Places like that beam of light? Do I need this to complete the game in the same way that avoiding Mega forms kinda kneecaps you? Please don't tell me it's not confusing. @ToryBai22544335 They already did that for Gen 5's legendaries @MisfitFlannery If you have an email I'd love to hear it. Hopefully they can verify her age ASAP. They even took it out of searches. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. @XylariaVG This is too confusing for not much reward. I'm just ignore it until I finish the game I think. "@ToryBai22544335 It doubly sucks because ""What if the Pokemon were huge?"" just sounds like they're running out of good ideas." "Mistress lost access to the ranch account because she changed the birthdate to when we started the ranch. Under 13 means they lock you out. She sent her ID to verify she's not underage, but that account is a big source of advertising for us. We need it :/" @XylariaVG Why do they show up in the wild though? I have the special arm band already. Don't I just uhhhh tell them to grow when the right Pokemon is out? @ComicsByXan I guess I'll catch them. Might wait until the game's over to focus on that. Ugh. @ComicsByXan UGH they get their own Pokedex blurb? UGHHHHHHHHHHHH @wanderlustmage Well that's obnoxious. It eventually went away on its own at least. Basically wondering how much of a shit I need to give. Are Dynamax Pokemon like Ultra Forms or like regional forms? Do they digivolve back to their normal forms at the end of battle? Do the bigger forms show up in the PC? "@NewGenderWhoDis Even 3 years in getting ma'am'd is like, almost shocking to me lol" Here's my team so far! More about evolving new Pokes than having the best team atm #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/26kVO9YW8A @TheNDqueerelf *cumming Probably a good time to post this again. Feel free to add me! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/FIkDMXiC6F @SteeliestLlama @snagglebun I saw!!! I need this stuffie!!! @WhaleHorned hfdghfghhgh >/////> There was basically no way I couldn't give this Hoothoot this name @Calliethulhu #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Oy9sT98Buk @SteampunkPenny Cool! 😍 @KittenFemme Too late! Reloaded! Wasn't expecting the game to be helpful lol @XylariaVG I found five new to Galar Pokemon (plus Caterpie which I'm gonna wait for Pokemon Home for). I reloaded and caught them all. I only have like 3 Pokeballs at this point this is really uncool OH COOL IF YOU TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF TEXT ENTRY AND THEN POST IT IT CANCELS OUT OF NAMING THE POKEMON WHY of Tarth #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ACY1StOBtp "@XylariaVG Also little things like giving me the non-options of ""Gym Battles?"" or ""What's that?""" @RaeGun2k Well so are you so there! 💕💕💕💕 @XylariaVG Can this game please not lie to me through omission? Wtf @XylariaVG SHE JUST SAID SHE GAVE ME MONEY WTF MOM "@XylariaVG I was so certain they'd keep to tradition I got ahead of myself. They're still putting unnecessary road blocks like not letting me buy pokeballs right away though. One step forward, one step back." What a wonderful tradition they're keeping to that is in no way painfully arbitrary or a waste of my time. WOW I'M GAY #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/c8yc5QQ3Hq "Can you please try harder than ""for some reason""? #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/JSBLlEc3Au" "Yes, but I'm surprised you do too given that you picked Grookey??? #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/UDqLsKNJz9" wow fuck you Hop's mom #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/BpxkD8MZmo I named her Flamefoot :3 AWWW YEAH #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/rNzQCzOS31 @caraesten Omg omg omg!!! @mode_view I could easily walk through them I didn't even realize this was supposed to be a road block @deathpigeon Gonna go with Scorbunny @deathpigeon talking about the bag "@BadKitters It was the closest one that looked like me. Would've preferred blonde but oh well. Silver hair is cute, it's just an odd option." wow so humble too #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0avFSPrb9G I cannot possibly be wearing this bag correctly #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/11tFd0ab3N Why is my mom's hair less gray than mine? #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EXosZXZ80n @SharpDressdDyke I know Okay finally starting Pokemon Shield! ...oh fuck they're gonna force me to do that gigantimax thing aren't they Maybe Just maybe You don't need to share your surgery horror stories with the girl who's going into surgery in 9 days I promise my surgeon has gone over all the risks @manicsquirrel oh god D: oh fuck i'm gonna hit 5k followers before the end of 2019 aren't i HOW????? teenage_wasteland_the_who.mp3 "lol it's gotten to the point where when i see good porn on my TL I'll get excited, but then if i realize it's cishet porn my excitement completely deflates cishet porn is valid! but queer and trans porn? GOSH yes PLEASE 😍" @blaze_casual oh no :/ I should look into getting a vintage Technodrome before those disappear from the secondary market completely tbh 🤔 just buy all of these for me for christmas plz and thank u @sillygaymiria aaaaaa you're so pretty omg!!!! 😍😍😍 "@PrissyOrcGF You got this! It's not about how many times you fall off the bike, but how many times you get back on, you know? I believe in you! 💕" @SpaceGoatHunter @RiotGrrrlJemma I already use a vibrator and I CAN'T WAIT until I can feel it against my clit when everything's arranged properly 😍 @lucashoal @vexwerewolf @TheNDqueerelf I mean I'm NOT thin lol. But yeah I'm not like super fat either? Thankfully kinda curvy I guess? "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf @TheNDqueerelf For me the timing is such that it'll just have to be after surgery but even when the surgery date was untold months/years away: I can't do anal, so my options were really limited. Surgery for me means I can do more porn-y things :3" "@vexwerewolf @TheNDqueerelf I really want to get into porn too! It's um, really uncommon for post-op girls to do it but I won't be doing it for money or popularity. I just really really really wanna do it for myself! ...And all the people I'll publicly share it with, but myself most of all! :D" @PrissyOrcGF 😍😍😍 @SpaceGoatHunter Ooooh that's a good way to look at it! The journey is gonna be fun regardless :3 "@cuddlestopheles @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf Buying it the SECOND I get some extra cash because I have a feeling you're right, biased or not 💕" "There's really no way to know until after it happens, but I do hope I'm not one of those girls that needs a long time to figure out her new equipment to orgasm. I have this suspicion I won't be but I don't yet know that." "lol there's a new porn video I wanna buy from someone I follow but it needs to wait until my next payday which will be AFTER my surgery so I might have to wait a bit after buying it before, uh, enjoying it >.>" Sauroposeidon is one of the coolest goddamn dinosaur names I've ever heard WOW these tweets brought to you by a friend's butt i saw on my TL and i just melted at the sight of look i'm just saying my face makes a wonderful chair okay @WhaleHorned hhhhhghh thamks >////< @artificialnix Omg are they a ragdoll? The coloration looks like they might be. Absolutely adorable regardless! 😍😍😍 "It's so funny too because this particular made-up dream girl had a vag and in the dream I was getting hard and thinking ""Gosh if we had just waited a little bit longer I'd have the right parts but I don't think she wants to wait lol""" Had a really vivid dream last night. Started out a little scary when some random guy got kinda handsy with me but I guess the dream factory took pity on me because it ended with a cute girl pulling me into the bathroom and burying my head in her crotch gosh 😍 @ToryBai22544335 Omg I'm glad you still have them! @the3foldGod @WilloIllo We suspect something similar happened to us @vexwerewolf @YourBoswell I mean yeah he's undeniably a leftist so of course he's gonna have some good points. There's just... the rest. @ToryBai22544335 Oh no :/ You should buy more Jigglypuffs! @PersephoneHime She's fine. I don't think she was meowing for very long. I still worry about her tho. She's my baby. "@MaiaFranklyn Care about you a lot, Maia. Take all the time you need 💕" "Completely worth it, of course" "Have to wake up that early because it's a 2 hour drive to the place I'm getting it done, and I like to have an hour to get ready just in case. I need to be there at 6:30am for a likely 8am surgery. They'll actually call me next week to confirm the time but it'll likely be that." I should be asleep. It'll come to me soon. Thinking about the fact that in 9 days and 2 hours (3:30am x.x) I'll be waking up to shower before leaving for the hospital to get my pussy installed. We're at single digit days left now. "My poor baby Takkun had the door closed on her while she was napping in the bathroom 😭 Kitties have a ""help me"" meow that luckily I heard." @blaze_casual just saying you seem really snugglable~ Somewhere inside Peter a more self aware person is screaming to escape while occasionally briefly gaining control of his actions I mean he's right for the most part but I can think of at least one leftist for whom that doesn't appl-- welp https://t.co/waxjdpzluE @blaze_casual Did you know you're really cute and I'm really gay? 👀 @MelissaGoesWoof 💕💕💕 "Welp, Siege Jetfire was like 30% off on Amazon so I guess he's arriving on Tuesday 🙃 Done buying toys for the month lol" @MelissaGoesWoof *offers hugs* @DarkTyrannosaur WANNA SNUGGLE U @ArmlessKittyfox Hopefully next summer? A lot of things have to line up but I need to visit again as soon as I can. @ArmlessKittyfox Yaaaay we should do that then next time I visit! :3 "@polyheartmony That sounds so wonderful. We have trouble with visual headspaces despite decidedly NOT having that brain thing where you can't visualize things. Quite the opposite, really. We just have trouble controlling it." Anxiety tends to make me frontstuck (means I'm just Kat and my headmates are quiet) and that's kind of bumming me out tonight. "If we're mutuals and you're into the idea, I'm almost certainly down to snuggle" @LittleEmmyBee fgfgfhhgg @LittleEmmyBee hfghhhdh yeeeesss >/////> might have to be padded sometimes too >/////< @PhyrexianThot yyyyeeeeeepppp couple of adulting adults who love toys 👀 @LittleEmmyBee hecc why after my surgery? >.> "@Colezze That's another aspect too. It's complicated for us because we realized we were plural after we realized we were little, but as with most systems we've talked to, there's a little in our system too. We just are often very blendy so it's hard to pin it on a single headmate." "and also like, blow, but snuggle too!!!" Not to sound like such a huge gay but there are SO MANY friends of mine on here that I wanna snuggle @PrissyOrcGF CUTE @Esper_Lily thanks >////> @Esper_Lily It took Mistress flatly telling me I'm a little before I realized I got good fuzzy feelings entering that world. "@Esper_Lily I dunno it's just an unconventional story I guess? I've been well-versed in most major fetishes for my entire adult life, but I thought I wasn't into being little (despite collecting toys and sucking my fingers into adulthood lol)." @forivall_blue That's interesting. I never thought about it on a butch/femme angle. I've always hesitated calling myself femme but I feel it fits me more than butch. "@LittleEmmyBee TRAGICALLY yes, but I'm getting better at bein' 24/7" @dessydoodle69 lol you answered that before I even saw your reply 34 seconds :P "@itsafrickinmoon You're probably right, lol. Sounds like odds are my first words will be ""Is it over already?""" waaaaaait a second do people think i'm bein' little when i post about my new toys??? D:< i'm not saying you're wrong i just didn't realize you bigs were do good at this "@SarahSwitchy It's basically like if I said I was going to give you one cookie but you thought I said I was going to give you a thousand. But yeah, our brains aren't made for this kind of thinking." @MisfitFlannery Yeah it's gonna seem like that when you're feeling this way :/ "@Calliethulhu As an autistic person with countless autistic friends, I can't even comprehend how someone could say something like ""it's okay because all we're doing is punishing someone for saying something awkwardly"" and think that's somehow perfectly okay and not at all monstrous." "@MisfitFlannery You're absolutely young enough to see hip growth in a few years. Doesn't happen for everyone, but it's not impossible." @NuVanDibe Fuck all the way off @polyheartmony I will 💕 "I don't think anyone following me hates on littles, but just in case: Please don't. You're being needlessly cruel to a group of broken people trying their best to survive their trauma." "Kinda subtweeting the fact that I'm a little tbh. I literally had to be told that was a kink I'm into (long story lol) but I think the reason I stumbled into it when I did (ie, a couple years into transition) is because it serves a very important and obvious therapeutic need." I guess what I needed were parents who let me know my gender wasn't really up to anyone but me. "And I'm speaking as someone who doesn't remember wanting to be a girl before age 12, which is arguably kinda late. I just know through a lot of soul searching I needed to be seen as a girl even earlier. But obviously ESPECIALLY once I started having those thoughts." It fucks so many of us up. I'd really like more cis people to understand how traumatic not being seen as your actual gender is through your entire childhood. @SarahSwitchy The earth is 4 billion years old. You're only off by a factor of a thousand :P @SarahSwitchy There wasn't an earth 3 trillion years ago Or the universe :P Try roughly 65 million years @mode_view OMG I LOVE THAT @SarahSwitchy stronk gorl working out by carrying around 45 metric tons 😎 Cybertruck is Elon Musk's Groverhaus @PersephoneHime hey cutie~ 😘😘😘 @DevourerRose wow this might sound kinda gay but we should make out sometime 👀 @blaze_casual Saw a butt pic from a friend on my TL and I am DESTROYED in my defense tho: girls I am SO fucking gay wow @NewGenderWhoDis WOW 😍💦 I also have the giant Mosasaurus figure and a not as giant but still pretty big T-rex figure from this line. Looking like I need a Jurassic Park/World shelf! @CuddlePotato Here's a better shot! I wish I could remember who drew it! https://t.co/uIFa6aPHhn @mode_view @julesprom Wow it's almost as if Musk had an inflated sense of assumed expertise on a subject he knew virtually nothing about 🤔 It brings me endless joy that Musk showed off a car shittier than the Homermobile and shattered its windows while saying they were bullet proof. What a fucking joke of a human being. @mode_view OMG THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE WTF @RaeGun2k @SharpDressdDyke @KatyMontgomerie Thank you I can't wait!!! 😭😭😭 why do the windows look shattered in this pic? @RaeGun2k @SharpDressdDyke @KatyMontgomerie Omg is it weird I'm excited for that feeling? @Chopin_42 She somehow looks even bigger in person tbh! @LambChopInPamps SO BIG I LOVE HER The only space I have for her right now is on the floor next to my desk and MULTIPLE TIMES NOW I've turned to the right a bit and just assumed there was a cat in my peripheral vision "@blaze_casual Hyer's exact words were ""It needs to be like toothpaste"" and I never thought I'd get there tbh. HUGE worry about the surgery finally off my shoulders 😭" @A_J_Waters Well regardless the stuff my doc recommended isn't hurting at all for me. But if it starts to I'll keep magnesium in mind! @A_J_Waters Weird! For me magnesium hurts! @lumpen_rose Takes about 3 days to start working but honestly I'm surprised too. Normally medicine designed to this doesn't work for me either. """Don't take for more than 7 days unless otherwise told by your doctor"" HAHA DOCTOR LITERALLY TOLD ME TO DO JUST THAT WOOOO THIS ROCKS" Was really worried about... let's call it digestion post-surgery so I started taking nightly M*ralax as per the surgeon's orders and OMG WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE SUBSTANCE??? Hardly worried about after surgery now!!! @FinalBossFemme Sounds like she has good taste to me! :V @PrissyOrcGF Good! :3 @Sez_the_Wizard Oh that is GOOD wow @XylariaVG Awwwww cute!!!! Thank you!!!💕 @SpaceGoatHunter @DysphoriaQueen Wow talk about the scariest place to experience gender euphoria Trying some Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle chips before I lose my flaming hot pickle in a little over a week :V https://t.co/OGa6yUBURG @DeciusNero They're called Snap Squad! I think Amazon has them! @BugbearPancakes I got them at this weird grocery store we have on the way out of the nearest town. The toy line is called Snap Squad :3 *CHOMPF* https://t.co/VgxLFHpVGp Also got a couple of chompy girls :3 https://t.co/CgAb4wEYbn @fangirlscreamo uh-huh >/////> @SpaceGoatHunter that bear is older than I am! That's so cool! Also she has this neat following eye trick that a lot of fursuit eyes use nowadays :3 https://t.co/pJ8ELIok24 *SPLAT* https://t.co/iW4VGUxbV3 She's so pretty! And she comes with gross venom accessories! And she's a lot closer to the actual scale of a Dilophosaurus! https://t.co/NFEiWgntVa n need @emuchaton I literally asked for that album for Christmas I uhhhhh kinda regret asking for it @ArtifexH 💕💕💕 @Trouble_Point_5 TRUE FACTS 💕💕💕 "They make my favorite Jurassic Park dinosaur in the toy line specifically made for toddlers so uhhhhhhh I absolutely grabbed one, yes. https://t.co/gHfqrBjWcf" Jokes aside this is actually really cool imo "@NewGenderWhoDis You're a hero, tbh. Maybe not a hero on the level of some of our greatest elders, but it was still an awesome thing you did." SHE'S SO BIG I CAN BARELY FIT HER INTO THE FRAME 🦕💕💕💕 https://t.co/g6PDR57k15 She comes disassembled in order to fit in the box AND HER TORSO IS BIGGER THAN MY CATS https://t.co/8gsFORNinf @narylis You got there first it's okay lol 💕 @Calliethulhu And to think just a few weeks ago you said you didn't want to read it :P I don't have a problem! The only problem I have is not enough stuffies!!! One more stuffie I bought today! Big dinosaur stuffies are my weakness!! https://t.co/tEQgIDPrTx @SteampunkPenny Right!!! 💕💕💕 @caraesten OMG CONGRATS!!! LITERALLY SQUEE'D WHEN I SAW THIS I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU!!!! 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF What a lucky denial slut! :3 @Calliethulhu wow I hate these tweets :D @Calliethulhu This is deeply cursed. Dare I ask what inspired it...? @Mildredsashimi Not yet! I'll think of something cute for her I'm sure 💕 @TunaBeeElves Sure! :3 One last stop at the grocery store before errands are done! Getting some important stuff 🦈💕 https://t.co/BrqEzijjFw @ToryBai22544335 Girl pants are sooooooo much better! "@ConfusedSwitch They might be an American exclusive store, but they're all about clothes for bigger women and are super nice and body positive. They're SO NICE to trans women!" @SteampunkPenny LOVE YOU TOO MISTRESS!!! 💕💕💕 "@QueercoreTrash Yup! Not gonna be able to enjoy these for a bit, I know" "I'm also down a pants size, which is good to know since it looks waaaaaay better when I'm poured into these~" "My favorite pair of jeans ever I got at Torrid almost a year ago and I went in today to replace them. Turns out they're jeggings and I didn't even realize it? Not that it matters or anything, I'm just so clueless about clothes sometimes lol. I LOVE shopping at Torrid so much 😭" Little old lady at the register: Do you need a gift receipt? Me: Nope! Her: Because these toys are for you? Me: Yep! Her: I love dinosaurs too! We bonded over this it was adorable!!! OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT TARGET!!! 🦕💕 THIS WAS AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PURCHASE https://t.co/wgrgjKohkM @LapineWitchGirl I'm a lesbian and even I'm tempted to agree 👀💦 @Barquebus @Doc_Wolverine A surgeon is going to invert my penis and create a neovagina. @Doc_Wolverine Thank you so much Doc!!! 💕💕💕 @AshleyYuki4 @keystomemories Discharge is a move! :V @AshleyYuki4 @iloverealppl Already gonna have Mistress take a picture for Twitter as soon as she's with me again after I wake up lol "@Doc_Wolverine @ToryBai22544335 Lemme tell you, it's gonna be hard, but I promise I won't touchy 😭" @LapineWitchGirl hhdffhhgddggh fffair point >//////< 💦💦💦 "@LambChopInPamps Even if that were the case, it's not something you should joke about. Surely after the amount of hate she's already gotten it's no longer worth it?" Every time I see that video I get angrier. What a heartless ghoul. "I seriously need that cunt who made the video bragging about how she ""knows"" when patients are ""faking"" to lose her fucking job." @PrissyOrcGF OMG IT'S ALMOST AT 69 @LapineWitchGirl okay wow unfair of you to add the word breeding at the end making me shiver 💦💦 @WillowPoss GLOW UUUUUP WOW 😍✨ @Genderbird THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE OMG @Trancister We got this!!! @ElliottShyler It's totally okay. You had no way of knowing 💕💕💕💕 @MewcySarice @Transhockeygirl Happy birthday Natalie!! Miss you!! 💕 @ElliottShyler @d_m_elms I don't think I'll be joking about that. My dad died of cancer of the bile duct. @PrissyOrcGF all the ranges of gay! 😍😍😍 "@trixiegoff It'll be Monday though, otherwise this would be the clear winner lol" @PrissyOrcGF @phyphor Yay!!! "@phyphor @PrissyOrcGF I'm getting a ton of tattoos and piercings! I want it all, lol. Once I'm recovered from surgery I'm gonna get a septum piercing :3" "@PrissyOrcGF @phyphor Oof, I never even thought about that! ... Still gonna get a ton tho lol :V" @SilicateWitch @RaeGun2k Yup! I really hope more surgeons catch onto that. All it does is make us miserable leading up to an extremely intensive surgery. @CeresClouds This is one of the best ones omg @Azure_Husky Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @Trancister You're really cute tho!!! And we're pussy pals!!! @Agustuski Awww thank you @ReneeD608 This one might be my favorite "@NormalityQuake @XylariaVG That's honestly a good point. I might not feel dysphoric all the time, but it's enough that it really sucks. Also I'm betting I feel dysphoric more often than I realize >.>" @StebMcDreb Hey guess what we're gonna do when I visit 😘😘😘 @RaeGun2k They thankfully aren't making me stop hormones. I absolutely would be even more of a wreck if they did lol. Still pretty nervous though! 😖 @Azure_Husky Omg thank you! That means a lot to hear. I've wanted this for 20 years so when if there are moments of doubt I'm definitely gonna do this. 10 more days! @caraesten Omg good luck! So excited for you!!! 💕 "@ConfusedSwitch This is so incredibly sweet of you to say, thank you 😭💕" i has a sad tonight for some reason should try to sleep @Tricliniangry I figured. Didn't mean to pry 💕 @Tricliniangry Now I'm kinda curious what it is. Regardless though I hope it goes as well as it reasonably can. @Tricliniangry Oh fuck good luck :/ @AngryNerdBird @degeneration Especially without my dick! :V @DevourerRose Strangely romantic 💕 @TheFintauSystem But that's not how it's ever worked. No region has had every Pokemon. Hell Gen 5 had NO old Pokemon until you beat the game. What's changed is I can't take my 15 year old collection into the new game. Ever. Even if I beat it :/ "I want something hilarious to say after waking up from my vaginoplasty, any ideas?" "@DevourerRose Mood. On both parts, lol 🙃" @NewGenderWhoDis Omg they have meetups for non boys??? That's awesome!!! @AgenderPixel Extremely cute wow 😍 @MisfitFlannery It kinda looks like she's sucking her thumb which is indeed extremely cute @transfilmtheory No but seriously transitioning have me so much more confidence with women @VerafiedBabe @TessWilliams_69 I'm not entirely convinced it's even happening to me @VerafiedBabe @TessWilliams_69 It anecdotally isn't super common @MisfitFlannery sorry :/ @NewGenderWhoDis hhhhhfghhhh >/////> 💦 @rozietoez I hope the revision goes well! "Took one for the team and avoided saying the more accurate ""Cybertronian"" to hopefully give this gag more reach" @NewGenderWhoDis clit is too d-dummy thicc you say 👀👀👀 @NewGenderWhoDis That's how being locked up is supposed to work! Teaches you to cum the proper way~ @NewGenderWhoDis okay hecc now I'm bushing >/////< @NewGenderWhoDis I mean I thought it was obvious I'm too subby to write it out sorry >.< "I wouldn't trade the pussy I'm about to get in almost 10 days for the world, but there are a few things I'll never get to do with my girldick and I'm a tiny bit sad about that tbh" @NewGenderWhoDis I normally don't top but uhhhhhhhh I really wanna help 👀 @NewGenderWhoDis You make an extremely convincing argument 🤔 @NewGenderWhoDis hhhgfhhdshhs 👀💦💦💦 @rozietoez HELL YES WELCOME BACK! :D @FrigidDemonBees I have never heard a more Charlotte-sounding sentence wow Pictured: When a Transformer's alt mode scanner is malfunctioning but the humans are coming and they have to hide fast @RaeGun2k 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn Just gals being pals~ @RaeGun2k ARE TOO Seriously you're one of my favorite mutuals! @RaeGun2k You're so cool tho! @ServantoftheFae @Shoggoth_Lord as long as those options get me filled D:< @Shoggoth_Lord @ServantoftheFae hhgfhhgfhfdghdgfgghgghjhfgdfgrtvdfv 💦 @ServantoftheFae @Shoggoth_Lord no i mean i want someone to cum in meeeee~ "@Shoggoth_Lord @ServantoftheFae literally me, unf~" @XylariaVG Pumpkaboo! :D SHE'S OUT OF STOCK AGAIN NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 "@TessWilliams_69 It's happening slowly enough that I'm not even sure it's real sometimes, but I've felt it too. I hear GRS can cause it to happen even more? Excited to find out." @AliKat309 @MommyBlakesFeet OH WAIT THERE IT IS HAHAHA NICE @AliKat309 @MommyBlakesFeet I'm so sad this video isn't loading for me lol One of my favorite silly things to do in my Transformers display is arm characters with themselves. (I'd also have Waspinator using himself as a gun but I misplaced his Targetmaster version) https://t.co/NxsjyO18OR @Valkyrie497 I understand. That's valid frustration. "@Valkyrie497 Words aren't failing you, that's still victim blaming, even if it comes from a good place. I'd just like to move on from here. I know you didn't mean it that way." "@Valkyrie497 I deleted the tweets. It's not worth it to me anymore. It's really, really, really not cool to victim blame like that, but I'd rather give you a better chance that this conversation. Following 💕" @Valkyrie497 Okay now you're blaming her for her own harassment. Please just stop replying before I block you. "@Valkyrie497 ""Except she's blatantly incorrect"" is needlessly combative. That's like, verbatim the kind of phrasing shitheads who hate her on principle use. Something like ""There is a woman in the show, but yeah the hate she received was uncalled for"" would've been better." @WillowPoss Cuuuuuute! 😍 "@Valkyrie497 Cool I'm sure it took 3,000 replies screaming at her to tell her that" Whenever I become mutuals with another sex worker IT MAKES ME SMILE SO MUCH Y'ALL ARE THE BEST OKAY TRULY AN INSPIRATION @itsrileynicks HOLY HECC THAT'S AWESOME :D "@CrypticGoblin @playfulghost_ goddess, truer words have never been spoken" @emuchaton @ErisGael sometimes girls drool on each other and it's all gay and lewd and stuff "@TheNDqueerelf One day we want to be a place where we have the space to faciliate that in an instant, but yeah unless you're cool with sharing a room it would be hard to say for sure that would work. Plus we need to more to a bigger place first which we're trying to do but we haven't yet." @QuestForTori im baby and rabbid @QuestForTori @doublegearsys gosh you two this is main :3 @TheNDqueerelf You are ABSOLUTELY one of the cuties with an invitation to wreck this puss in case that wasn't obvious~ @TheNDqueerelf Well if you can help with rent you might not have to~ 😘 @MisfitFlannery Though frustratingly it might be the case that more cis people on average will listen to her than her wife or kid @MisfitFlannery Basically my stance too @TheNDqueerelf Colorado is a magical place imo. You're always welcome at the ranch! @MisfitFlannery She gave the ranch a pretty substantial boost recently but YEAH cis people who just really really really love trans people kinda make me feel a bit off @TheNDqueerelf Oh gosh I forgot Colorado is home for you! Or maybe you didn't tell me? Either way it'll be good to finally see you in person 💕💕💕 "@OneLameShark I'm gonna get my own Scorbunny, so I'll need a Sobble and a Grookey at some point. Gonna hopefully get the game tomorrow!" @NewGenderWhoDis wow mood this might sound kinda gay but maybe we can take turns and help each other? "@TheNDqueerelf Speaking of which, we should do lewd things sometime~ 😘" @OneLameShark One of my roommates has Sword but I might take you up on the starters! I'm gonna go with Scorbunny. @Kaelyrhn Any time I leave the house @Hypnothulhu hhhhhhh 💦 @FrigidDemonBees Nice! I'm kinda slutting it up to make up for lost time :V @Hypnothulhu stop making me so squirmy >////< @FrigidDemonBees My biggest regret from my days living as a guy was that I wasn't more of a gay slut tbh @Hypnothulhu hhghhhhhfd 👀💦 "I get this feeling sometimes when I see cute videos of two or more trans girls doing lewd stuff. Like I'm definitely gonna be different from most trans girls, but I'm still valid! And cuties will still find me cute!" "Thankfully my moments of surgery doubts are very infrequent, but I have to share how hilariously irrational my last one was: Will I still be a girl even if I have a vagina? 😭" @BeastFlesh @SpaceGoatHunter @FrillyHyena My surgeon is a cis woman and I gotta say I was REALLY HAPPY to find out I wasn't getting it done by a cis guy >.> "@cuddlestopheles @ManyVids @MaxyAmalyna @ValerieSummersX @talldrinkofwhat Welp, I have to buy this because I can't stop laughing at how amazing this trailer is. (Also not for nothing it looks hot af 👀)" @StebMcDreb @Genderbird *tears up* the hero we need @quatoria Why not both? "@quatoria @Chopin_42 Ladies, please! At least let my vag heal first~" @MisfitFlannery I AM SO INTO HAVING THIS JOY IN MY NOTIFICATIONS AGAIN *gets popcorn* @quatoria That we do~ "@MisfitFlannery Like shit I post my nips on my non-locked AD. Get on my level, girl." "@MisfitFlannery Nah I checked the link you posted. I'm disappointed. But to be fair, I'm also disappointed with her, so it's on brand at least." @MisfitFlannery @nomad__90 I mean it's not NOT lewd. I was just expecting something more titillating. @MisfitFlannery Am I a bad person if I'm unironically interested @quatoria Heck yeah! :D "glenn beck attempted to steal a cursed artifact despite the warning from the goonies that it would kill him it drained his life force for a few seconds before he dropped it, howling in pain, sending it into the cliffs below" here we see glenn beck in the beginning stages of the santa clause omg i had no idea glenn beck had been bitten by a radioactive colonel sanders @bunnarchist 😘😘😘 "@lucashoal This is now my lock screen, thank you" @lucashoal OMG I LOVE IT "@blaze_casual Good! Makes you even cuter, cutie :3c I'm seriously very gay for you and hope to make you VERY red when we finally hang out~" @lucashoal link's not working "@DevourerRose I love you tons, babe. I wish I could help. I wish I could offer more than kind words. You deserve happiness and safety. You're wonderful and kind and caring and I'm sorry you're hurting 💕" @blaze_casual Can't wait to taste youuuu~ 😘 "@blaze_casual 5'11""~ I have a feeling we're gonna fit together nicely, unf~ 💦" @blaze_casual Gosh I hope we're the right heights for each other to 69 OwO @ConfusedSwitch Always~ @blaze_casual I know how to get her working again! Just have a seat on this specialized chair: 👅 "@blaze_casual Like seriously I can't even pick a favorite between dicks and pussies. I hear I'm really good at eating vag, thoooo~" @transgirlinSEA Only because you know you like it~ @thebayleerenee SAAAAME "@blaze_casual mmmmmm gotta say, this absolutely goes for friends with pussies toooo~" "Seriously that might be my favorite part of being gay. Sure I still have girlfriends, I still have friends who I'm not romantic or sexual with, but then there's this huge group of people who I can just be extremely gay & lewd with when I want to." "Sucking your friend's dick because she's just unbearably cute. You know, like friends do! :D" @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YES @PrissyOrcGF noooo my gay ass! it's destroooooooyed 😭 keep going~ 👀💦 @NihiliaXIV Omg I didn't hear about that but I can infer enough from that to assume it was hilarious @NewGenderWhoDis GLOW UUUUUUUP!!! 😍 You're so goddamn pretty ✨ I KNOW THEY'RE NOT CALLING IT 1.5 BUT IT'S LITERALLY HALF THE SIZE OF 3 IT'S HALF HALF-LIFE 3 THEY'RE JUST COCK TEASING THE FANS IT'S GLORIOUS @WhaleHorned I imagine most HL fans feel the same way! But it's still hilarious that they refuse to make 3. "The only Valve franchise I'm interested in is Portal, but I don't need or expect a sequel to that. But it's SO WEIRD that they're so consistent with this. Even got Half-Life 2 2" I don't have any interest in Half-Life but Half-Life 1.5 is the trollingest announcement they could possibly make after this long. I'm certain at this point that a witch put a curse on Valve that makes it so they can't count to 3 "@MewcySarice Yeah if trophy characters are on the table (which they SHOULD be given that they're from an era where they were making concessions for the fact that they can't include everyone BUT NOW THEY CAN AND ARE TRYING TO) I REALLY want Midna, with Waluigi being my second choice." @MisfitFlannery 👀 @ArtifexH Thank youuuu!!!! @RaccoonGrrl @MisfitFlannery My surgeon had to take a look at my girldick to see if I'd need a skin graft but luckily I have enough skin >.> It'd be worth it either way but BOY am I thankful "@RoyalPepperElle ""As badly as possible"" People who don't know video games very well but were aware of them in the 90's often mix up Crash Bandicoot and Banjo-Kazooie. They both sound similar as well as similarly gibberish." "No but seriously Banjo-Kazooie was like, my top most pick, never gonna happen, I'll hold this candle until the day I die. Like sure I'd also love playable Midna but getting BK is just beyond a dream come true. There's no one else I could ask for at this point." @ArtifexH omg i need one Luckily they've already been released: Crash & Bandicoot "@PrissyOrcGF oh, sweetie, no..." @Chopin_42 hhhh no but i want to @_KittyOwO_ Thank you! Can someone check how much they're selling this for? Our internet's even more ass than usual because of weather and there's frustratingly no browser-based Switch eShop that lists prices. "OMG YES YES YES YES!!!! So, no guarantee at all, but it's POSSIBLE this might be the update that includes my new name in the backer credits! Even if it isn't, this is the best DLC in the game so I'm excited to get it!!" @Klezmerstyle I'll definitely take that awkward stance over transphobia any day. They're kinda not wrong! If this was JUST about having as much privilege as possible I'm definitely failing at that. @licoricetick @LambChopInPamps OOOOOOOHHHH I'm pretty sure that's Scott Lang's daughter? Like she's in the MCU already! Nearly every cis woman friend I had when I came out as trans has been overwhelmingly supportive. I know there are transphobic cis women out there but I strongly feel they're in the minority. @MisfitFlannery I guess I just meant you deserve to have your pick of any boy "@LambChopInPamps Well, as far as I know they're the same person, but from different universes. They're both Gwen Stacy. It's sort of like how Supergirl and Power Girl are technically the same person separated my the multiverse too." @MisfitFlannery u deserve all boys "@LambChopInPamps From left to right: Spider-Gwen, Gwenpool, uhhhhh don't recognize her, Squirrel Girl, Ms Marvel, don't know the shark, Tippy Toe" @Trancister WE TOTALLY ARE PUSSY PALS OMG LOL I think I'm mostly excited? But then I'll dip into worrying for a bit which I'm trying desperately to avoid. I'm worried the worrying will get worse >.< I so badly want an MCU movie just starring these characters aka the best Marvel characters "@QueerlyRyn I assume this would probably apply to locker rooms too? But even if it doesn't, I'm somewhat sympathetic to girls not wanting to share a bathroom with high school boys. The problem though is their stance only makes sense if you're viciously transphobic." @MaxieZeusGod Thank you 💕 "@MaxieZeusGod could you please delete the tweet where someone I don't feel safe around is alerted to my twitter I know you didn't know, I'm not mad at you, just please delete the tweet" Okay I'm all but certain Twitter un-blocks checkmarked people after a set period of time. I know for a fact I had Film Robert blocked. @wehpudicabok Apparently the movie leaves the door open for further sequels so that might be in the cards. I wish it was easier for me to see movies in theaters :/ "@MaxieZeusGod Yeah that's where I heard that from. I don't really want his attention on Twitter, though. Could you not snitch tag please?" "We're thankfully past the days of giving a character a raging case of the Not-Gays, which is slight progress, at least." "Joking aside I hear that the subtext is barely subtext in this one. Like make no mistake, they still haven't confirmed she's gay, so don't reward them like they have, but they haven't overtly avoided it by making her horny for a boy or anything." @TrexPushups @BellaRizinti Cishet men really have no idea how much we're winning at sex if that's really the game they want to start playing. "@RiotGrrrlJemma Wow gay~ 💕 I mean you're not wrong, hecc >////>" @YourBoswell Yep! It's official PotC merch from the Dead Man's Chest days. I think they re-released it for At World's End too. @RiotGrrrlJemma It's so fun and freeing and fulfilling and it fills me with such joy 🥰💕 @0xc0ffea I'm really good at doing nothing! :D @RiotGrrrlJemma HELL YEAH GIRL 💕 @lucashoal To say the least. The wrong arrangement is the source of a ton of dysphoria for me. People keep commenting this and I really don't need the reminder. UPDATE: In only *11* days I will have a clit https://t.co/7FMIlchgPo @radcrochetqueer Extremely! It's 11 days to go now! :3 @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaaaaaaaa D: Braver woman than I Every so often I try to put this feeling I'm feeling right now into words and I rarely describe it accurately but it's such a strong feeling I can't help but keep trying The very specific flavor of queer that gay trans girls consist of gives me fucking life 💕 @XylariaVG @Tricliniangry ESPECIALLY IF THOSE CRIMES ARE ALSO KINDA GAY "That skull is from 2006 and tells jokes, btw I'm pretty sure I took the batteries out tho lol" @Tricliniangry It would increase your cuteness which I'm pretty sure is illegal so obviously I'm for this @PrissyOrcGF Omg so excite! Low key jealous lol! Few more things to hang up in here. I don't think these are centered but they were annoying enough to hang up and I don't care lol https://t.co/A6VDEGuVRi @MisfitFlannery Honestly that's fair. I wasn't about to assume the worst here. I get what you mean and honestly I largely agree. @MisfitFlannery :/ "@Trouble_Point_5 I'd sooner believe any ""boy"" saying he totally faked it is actually a closeted trans girl testing the waters to see if it's okay for her to be a girl." "@sonicgott @blackcorvo I think so too, but I'm willing to argue these issues in the bathroom structures we currently have. No need to take on two arguments at once to cut transphobes down to size." @Trancister I hope the same of you! 💕💕💕 You can DM me any time with questions or if you need support or whatever. We got this! "The actual answer here is that no one is faking, trans girls are girls, and this man quoted above is advocating for the abuse of children. And he should be treated with the appropriate level of respect. Namely, none whatsoever." "You're not cool or smart or enviable if you ""fake"" being a secret girl to MAYBE see some nudity. You're now a laughing stock among all your peers. That's a whole separate problem we can get into, but a cis boy taking advantage of this rule would be throwing his social life away." "The charitable assumption of bigoted views like this is that boys who are ""faking"" being trans will take advantage of rules like this. But my question for that is: Are bigots actually LISTENING to themselves? Do you know what a cis boy would sacrifice to do that?" "To this bigot, who again is arguing that vulnerable children should be abused, all trans girls are merely boys. Like this will benefit trans boys too, but bigots like this wear blinders. ""Boys"" here is said with a sneer. It's throwing an entire group of girls to the wolves." "It's still feels so weird to live in a world where transphobes don't have to mask their extreme hatred of not just trans people in general, but trans KIDS. Like you can just be frothingly bigoted towards vulnerable CHILDREN and get applauded." "No boys are going to see her naked. Without this ruling, however, trans girls would be forced to use boys bathrooms which would ACTUALLY put them at risk of that. Your pearls clutching over transphobic cisgender girls at the expensive of vulnerable trans girls is very telling." "@MavenOfMayhem @ArielTroster @alexiskknox @TenaciousRanch I'm sorry, UNofficial? We're all in agreement you're basically official at this point! 💕" "Don't get me wrong, Nintendo DS Lite >>>>> Model 1 DS, but this is still kinda silly" Pictured: Not the model released then "@Trancister Nice! I live with five other transfemmes, one of whom also has had a vaginoplasty, though not from the same place I'm getting it lol. Sounds like we're both gonna be in good hands :3" "@Tricliniangry Thrawn is a pre-Episode IV character now, but sure" @MisfitFlannery I thought phalloplasties used skin grafts? @nyaakat OMG CUUUUUTE!!! 💕 @CateSpice Mine's happening in 11 days and I'm really excited and nervous!!! 💕🌮 @Trancister Oof :/ Well as long as you have someone to help take care of you that should probably be fine? @Trancister I think I'm mostly excited but I get these regular pangs of worry that are uhhhhh a lot. It's so cool that we're getting it on the same day! :D We got this! "@LisaTMullin No I completely understand WHY, I just wanted some ideas. I'm super susceptible to constipation anyway and I want this to go as smoothly as possible. Surgeon already has me on daily Miralax." @Trancister IT'S 11 DAYS FOR ME TOO AS OF NOW OMG WE'RE BOTH GETTING IT ON DECEMBER 2ND??? :D @blaze_casual Omg so excite!!! @LisaTMullin Any specific suggestions on types of food to stick to? @squidlarkin @persenche Was not expecting to get gender euphoria in this thread but GOSH I'm okay with it~ @RaeGun2k @lumpen_rose GOSHHHHHHH I'M EXCITE 😭 @LisaTMullin Holy hecc GOALS "@persenche Unlike a lot of politician graves I'd like to piss on and throw eggs at, I doubt Whisper's grave will be guarded enough to stop me." @AmberMortem He's a Z-Bot by the name of Jawbreaker. He was a Burger King Kids Club toy back in '94 @lumpen_rose Or at least I assume so. I'll have to keep it clean and stuff so it's not like I'll never be going near it. @lumpen_rose Correct. "@BeastFlesh @blaze_casual Still, I'll record everything I experience." "@sasugakirin Exactly! The human ones look like blank potatoes wearing clothes and wigs, but the monstrous ones are legitimately cool imo" @BeastFlesh @blaze_casual hhhhhhh guess I'll find out >////< @AnxietySong Yep! I have a bunch of the recent JP/JW figures but they're somewhere in storage atm. @blaze_casual @BeastFlesh Yeah my mom was adamant that no one was going to cut up her kid's junk... ...without my consent which I've now happily given :V @FrillyHyena Yeah! But it's also attached to this weird hose thing and I have to pee THROUGH it 😖 Gonna feel nice to have everything where it's supposed to be """Day 23, the Transformers still believe I'm one of them"" https://t.co/nV5pJP7cbO" @BeastFlesh @blaze_casual Uhhhhh well I'm uncircumcised so it's already not being rubbed constantly >/////> @BeastFlesh @blaze_casual That's awesome! 💕 "@blaze_casual @SunDappledEmber I can't wait, honestly. I say I hate erections but that's because my clit is attached to this weird hose thing. Once everything's where it should be it'll feel better." @caraesten Oh no! D: I guess like a garbage bag and duct tape for now or something? :/ @MisfitFlannery that was my first thought too lol @SunDappledEmber @blaze_casual Omg that's kinda cool! @blaze_casual Gosh I'm excited for even weirdness like that. So done with this girldick 😭 @blaze_casual I can imagine! Goddess I need to feel that~ @SunDappledEmber @blaze_casual I wanna hear all about how wild it is and what a clit twitch is :3 @blaze_casual Are you starting to get feeling back in yours at all? :3 dude in 12 days i'm gonna have a clit 😳 I feel bad for not tweeting about TDOR. I made sure to retweet stuff but I didn't really know what to say :/ My decisions process in decided to get Pokemon Shield instead of Sword: - Trans Ponyta - Saw a tweet saying choosing Shield means you're a bottom @weaponxtra I mean we could make it work somehow 💦 @RiotGrrrlJemma hfhdfgdfhdshhh 👀💦💦💦💦 @RiotGrrrlJemma hecc thank you >////> 💦 I guess this also goes for cuties I *haven't* talked about being lewd with yet 🤔🤔🤔 @blaze_casual We'll help each other initiate together! We just gotta remember to be super open and communicative :3 @RiotGrrrlJemma @persenche hecc 👀💦 "listen I just need friends who I've talked about being lewd with to understand that when we finally hang out, if you're like, rough and toppy with me I'll basically melt immediately I can be really bad at initiating being a sub and all >.<" "@Jesin00 What crossed a line for me was a cis guy (I think cishet? Kinda don't care?) liking tweets between two sapphics flirting, where one of them is openly a lesbian and not bi/pan. He was the only other person liking the tweets besides who I was talking to. It's creepy." "@RiotGrrrlJemma @persenche I mean I have a domme but I could really use a top atm, unf~" "@Jesin00 You're definitionally not. Regardless I don't get creepy vibes off you, so you may like whatever I tweet." "@Jesin00 Honestly if you have pronouns in your bio that indicate you're not cis (in your case multiple pronouns is what gives it away), I consent to liking whatever tweets in whatever conversations I'm having, because you're right, it's a public convo." "@mode_view Not even once, though part of why I followed was because I wasn't seeing your replies in my notifications! Also I get good vibes off you 💕" "@persenche I wanna try both, but face first is what's making me wet to think about atm 👀" @persenche Right??? Like it's hard to describe but he's just kinda low key creepy Men can stay as long as I don't feel like they're aroused by me or my actions. Like keep that shit to yourself please. (If we're mutuals the rules are a bit different tho) "He was immediately friendly from the word go, replied to a ton of my tweets, and retweeted a ton of things too, especially stuff about my upcoming surgery. Might be an egg, but I don't have the spoons for it anymore." "I'm sorry I try not to block cis guys on sight, even if they set off my alarm bells but aren't doing anything overtly gross, but liking tweets in a thread where I'm flirting with a friend crosses a line for me. It was an awkward few months but I'm glad I'm done seeing you." @blaze_casual hhfhhh glad you think so~ 💦 @blaze_casual I mean we both seem pretty subby so maybe we can take turns being all rough with each other :3 @GwenStarlight literal shivers down my spine reading the second one~ @blaze_casual hmmmm getting ideas for when we eventually hang out~ really wanna be roughly pinned against a wall and groped A selection of dinosaurs 🦖🦕💕 https://t.co/RaVta06HVs @LambChopInPamps fjdsgkdjdn buuuut imma big girl >/////> I really hope I didn't sell Reveal the Shield Jazz because it's looking like he's going to be the best Jazz figure for a while. @LambChopInPamps I mean no because that would make ME one for sure and that's silly! @Colezze Holy shit that's awesome! @RipleyStorm It's such a great feeling~ "@ConfusedSwitch Because he's Jim Fucking Sterling, Son™" @ConfusedSwitch Because he's dressing like @JimSterling :P We're not sure why just yet oh hey my monitor stand thingy makes for a great mount for my DVa gun! :D https://t.co/2ALbsktj2Y @SteampunkPenny @ConfusedSwitch @norintha True facts!! 😍💕💕💕 @SarahSwitchy That's a book my sister got me for my birthday many years ago and I've been meaning to read ever since >.< @fangirlscreamo HEY D:< I have a confession to make I sometimes buy Funko Pops https://t.co/QjFWdfP2Z8 "Wow Ethical Slut, That But Lesbians, and Whipping Girl are just right next to each other like that I sort by size I swear" almost forgot!!! https://t.co/M5Xqvl3334 @little_lizzie22 I haven't played it yet but I really want to! That'd be awesome! "More tidying up. Here's ""books I either obtained relatively recently or misplaced while I was setting up another shelf"" lol https://t.co/DqOLB7ncnq" @TheBlooest https://t.co/cyfXjNA0gg @LeafTilde SMALL DICKS ARE SO CUTE I STAN @SnowcatAffy YAY!!! :3 "@premium_thot Oh lol did I spell his name wrong? My bad, it's been a minute since I was involved in that fandom. I actually met him as a fellow artist selling there and wasn't that familiar with his work, but he's a really nice guy! And his art is soooooo good and gay :3" "@premium_thot lol I met Braeburn at an after hours art sale at TrotCon and actually bought an EXTREMELY LEWD, EXTREMELY GAY, AND WAY TOO LARGE banner that I'm gonna HAVE to one day hang on my wall when I have the space" SHE'S BACK IN STOCK AND I GET PAID ON FRIDAY :D :D :D https://t.co/uH5HKbUxUS https://t.co/uHGZ2uZxvZ @NewGenderWhoDis Important thread written better than I ever could write it. I'm just gonna echo what Leaf said and say I'm really thankful you're still with us 💕 @KittenFemme Also: Here's a Pumpkaboo dressed like a Mismagius :333 https://t.co/ExOntCtKg3 @KittenFemme One of my favorite Pokemon of all time! Most of my favorites didn't make the cut but I'm overjoyed that Pumpkaboo and Gourgeist were two of them :3 @FrillyHyena Oh yeah I forgot! Ganesh doesn't visit Shadow until his sacrifice. It's been a few years since I last read it. I'm really really intrigued that they changed stuff tho. I think you convinced me to check out the show finally. @JennyOutrageous GODDESS same~ @JennyOutrageous I wish I could remember who drew it! It's one of my favorite posters for sure "@FrillyHyena That's the town where they sacrifice kids, right? And Ganesh helps Shadow find the kid?" @TheMadMissMovie I love her and much! I think my favorite piece in my DVa collection is her gun :3 https://t.co/taAOjxUE6A Oh! Also! Not sure anyone but me will care but that Pinkie Pie drawing in the bottom left? An ORIGINAL piece by the amazing Andy Price! He only did color commissions at conventions for like the first couple of years he worked on the MLP comic! One of my favorite treasures :3 "@FrillyHyena That's really neat imo! I guess it means I should just start watching now, lol. No telling when they'll finish." And it wouldn't be a room where I play PC games without as much DVa merch as possible~ https://t.co/AjqnPeUolf "Finally got around to hanging these pictures 💕 (The MLP & Windblade comics are signed by the author, artist, and artist respectively :3) https://t.co/qWhnxvVZcl" @PrissyOrcGF Omg omg omg exciting!!! 💕💕💕 Congrats on the balls yeeting!!! @Tricliniangry listen I looked at this picture and instantly started blushing all gay like u cute "@Tricliniangry ""sometimes"" 🤔" "@blaze_casual If nothing else, when you visit I have it on 4k and we can watch it! 💕" "@blaze_casual You found her!!! I've been looking for her for months! You should watch Bumblebee. WAAAAAAY better than any other Bayverese movie, and it wasn't directed by Michael Bay. Shatter is bae, you'll love her :3" "@NewWestGames I don't doubt it, but I'm ready for a challenge! It's going to be so worth it." "@FrillyHyena I hear they're doing a third season, does it seem like that might be the last one? Or is it impossible to say at this point?" @monokrome I wouldn't be the one to ask that given that I haven't yet had the procedure "@StebMcDreb I wouldn't hesitate to ask Neil to re-sign my name, but the main issue is I don't think he makes it out to Colorado very often :/" @MaiaFranklyn lol true @MaiaFranklyn Gaiman himself commented how beautiful he thinks that edition of the book is when I handed it to him to sign 💕 "Took me a while to find a picture! That definitely doesn't say ""Kathryn"" or ""Kat"" but it doesn't clearly say my deadname either lol https://t.co/q4iaMrFl3h" One of my favorite treasures is a beautiful copy of American Gods + Anansi Boys that I had signed by Gaiman. He signed it to my deadname (which wasn't quite dead at the time) but luckily he signed it quick enough that you can't really read it anyway lol. https://t.co/8I4bYxa0rI "@weaponxtra I'm a huge fan of adaptations going in new directions. I like it when art experiments, even (especially) when it experiments with my favorite pieces of media. And like you said, it's within the themes of AG to change things up." If they wanted to do an Anansi Boys series I'm definitely on board despite being sightly less impressed with that book. I have a very strong feeling a hypothetical show version would be WAY better. "LRT American Gods is my favorite book, but ironically I have yet to watch the series. I'm stubbornly waiting until it's finished so I can enjoy it at my own pace, just like I do with the book. But that clip of Orlando Jones' Mr. Nancy gives me chills. He's perfect for that role." @TheFintauSystem Okay but too cute 😍 @PrissyOrcGF @arnellerose Ooooooohh 😍😍😍 @TwippingVanilla Glad to be a source of corruption~ 😘 @LambChopInPamps @NSalamanderFW HECC >//////> @LambChopInPamps (pssst I post my lewds here: @NSalamanderFW) @sera_ghost It's not there anymore for me and hasn't been for at least a few days. But I was just told it's under the menu when you click the < with 3 circles "Oh! It used to be under the menu when you click the little V to the right of the tweet but I guess they moved it. Thank you! False alarm, everyone https://t.co/6lyk1mG6je" "Technically there's a workaround where you find the tweet on your browser on your phone, then copy the link in the url bar, but considering it just used to have the option and now it doesn't it annoys the shit out of me that I have to do all that." @jessfromonline I'm 32 and I'm still not entirely sure. I don't understand why the option to copy a tweet link has been completely removed from mobile @aliceinfamous I remember when that first started happening! It's a wonderful feeling 💕 @new_genevieve Someone who you follow on Twitter and who also follows you "@new_genevieve I met a trans guy who was still figuring out if he was trans or not (he was & is out now) at a trans support group while he was between flights on his way home to Japan! Like just randomly in Boulder, saw there was a trans group that night, thought he should go. We're mutuals now" @MisfitFlannery It's absolutely caused more harm than good. But it also indicates how kind and loving you are as a person. Hence why I keep saying that. "@new_genevieve Hell yes! Those support groups are really, really important for trans folks just starting their journey. I'm glad you enjoyed it!" @MisfitFlannery There are a handful of people in my life I try to be there for even when I kinda can't due to low spoons and you're absolutely one of them @NewGenderWhoDis Well I can't help it! You're being so adorably bottom-y~ 😘 "@TessaAkkoKin I don't (memory issues and all that), but I'm not surprised all the same :P 💕" @NewGenderWhoDis I mean I don't usually top but you sound at desperate it's really cute~ "Anyway, this was absolutely worth it (😍), but I can't wait until we move to a place with better internet. https://t.co/nLLmciOtu5" "I miss Overwatch so much. Like, I'm playing right now, but only for the new Mercy skin, because our shitty internet makes playing for actual fun kind of not feasible. The rubberbanding is SO. FRUSTRATING." @blaze_casual I mean In a few months it's gonna be stuffed with plenty of toys :V @blaze_casual Oh I bet! So I guess it IS kinda like Christmas! :V :V :V "@Kate_Bunni no, i am that's the whole joke?" waiting for my vaginoplasty feels like waiting for christmas except it won't be my stocking getting stuffed :V @emuchaton wow gay @FrigidElfChild omg that's adorable @RaeGun2k You're definitely something of an inspiration for me in that regard :3 @MxBdUnicorn Well I'm never doing that! lol "@MavenOfMayhem @TenaciousRanch Omg thank you so much! 💕💕💕 (I'm one of the trans girls living here, heh)" "@TheCrystalStorm @itsviviactually That's still a kind of gender dysphoria, though. And more to the point it's completely valid! I didn't have what most would call genital dysphoria until ironically after I started HRT but I've wanted a vagina since I was 12 lol" "@chaoswolf1982 @NSalamanderFW You'll get softer with HRT too! And it reduces hair, but mine was already sparse and light colored. Just got lucky there." @TheCrystalStorm @IEatAccordions I've had those feelings too. I worry that I'm losing something that makes me special kinda if that makes sense? But I just know I need this surgery. @Sarah_Fauna I'm more going for Delete Dick December :V @SpaceGoatHunter CAN'T WAIT FOR MY VULVA @litterboxhex Feel free to DM me with questions! I'm sometimes slow to respond but I always reply 💕 @SpaceGoatHunter I'M SO EXCITED FOR THAT TOO "I love that I'm getting a vagina in 13 days, but I *also* love that my balls will finally be yeeted away forever. Never again will I have to deal with testosterone." @Chopin_42 gosh 👀👀👀 @CrypticGoblin HELL YEA HELL yeah roommate got Pokemon Sword and I was planning on getting Pokemon Shield 😎 Nsfw account can be found here: @NSalamanderFW @AstroStella7 Sure! It's different than my little account. @NSalamanderFW "Also like, expect vag pics. So many vag pics. On my nsfw account, but still." "Seems like a lot of trans women who've gotten vaginoplasties feel kinda like, invisible or ignored? Just want to let everyone know in advance I'm gonna be obnoxiously open about my vagina and how much of a vagina it is 🥰🥰🥰" @WillowPoss Having boobs is soooooo good 😭💕 "@ButtGoblin666 As someone with Tourette's Syndrome, the episode where they dealt with that was the only piece of media where I actually felt seen. I can't really hate all the old stuff either. There's good stuff to be had in that series, even if it's somewhat rare." @caraesten OMG CONGRATS AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! @ThoughtSlime @lisaquestions I mean he's got me there 😎 @Kirsten_Tweet I heard about this surgery when I was 12 and instantly knew I wanted it. It's been 20 years. It's close and yet so far 😭 @caraesten It's fucking awful that any surgeons are still requiring that :/ "@caraesten Yes yes yes this 1,000 times. Yours is in a few days, right? Mine's in 13 days and I can't even begin to describe what this feels like." @caraesten I feel this tweet so hard. It's wonderful having such a depth of emotions but it's still undeniably A Lot. @omajestic heck yeah! @Calliethulhu God I feel this tweet in my soul. I'm very often the therapist friend. I need to say no more often. @They_Goblin I would love for tankies to just drop the act and buddy up with Nazis. The faster the better. I won't hide who I am. I get what you're saying and I appreciate it. really need those sleeping pills from that one tim & eric commercial for when you're excited for a thing and just want to wake up on the day of @They_Goblin I mean there's a reason I screenshotted it and said up front a fascist made it. Any tankies aware of me don't need a Nazi cartoonist to convince them they hate me and people like me. @tiptransformed @ServantoftheFae AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! this weirdo has such an obsessive fear of bodily fluids it's so fucking funny "for anyone who doesn't know, this cartoonist is a fascist my question tho is what's the joke here? is it that kinky sex is the new communism? that's like the only read i can get on this that would make sense for him to argue my only response to that is: fuck yeah 😎 https://t.co/XfaGEvWlMD" 13 days simultaneously feels like it may as well be tomorrow and feels like it's forever from now. I'm impatient AND astounded at how little I have to wait. It's surreal. I kinda just want it to be now 😭 "See this is why corporations never deserve your forgiveness, especially when they deal in bigotry and fascism. https://t.co/WHW7zP9fl4" "UPDATE: The trans coordinator at Denver Health called me to say my name has been fixed on the paperwork! Apparently this happens all the time so it wasn't a huge deal, but it was also not a big deal to fix which is nice. I won't be deadnamed during my vaginoplasty 💕" VAGINOPLASTY IN 13 DAYS WHAT EVEN IS TIME ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAA Dr. Jennifer Hyer! She's so amazing 💕 https://t.co/3VshMmr4i7 "@DevourerRose I emailed the trans coordinator at Ka*ser and told her everything. I recall that when I asked for a new ID card through them, they said they couldn't because some reason that I didn't have the spoons to fix, so that might be the issue. But my name IS Kathryn now." "@DevourerRose I mean my health record number is the same regardless. They can't pull shit like that. But yes, you've convinced me to look into this harder than I would have otherwise." It's just so ridiculous that I'm still dealing with this. One of the many little microaggressions you get to experience while trans. "The surgeon said she'd look into fixing it but I'm worried she'll forget. And I'm pretty sure I don't want to rock the boat to hard regarding this, because it's not actually THAT important in the grand scheme of things and I don't really have the spoons for it." "Like, TECHNICALLY all I have to prove [deadname] is me is the paperwork from my name change, so in addition to being dysphoric it's also a tiny bit scary? That's NOT my name. In any sense. You have an error on your paperwork. That should be an easy and quick fix?" "Like obviously it would be way nicer to have my actual, LEGAL name included on paperwork when I get this done, especially since [deadname] is not a person who exists in any sense anymore, but also: I'm not gonna delay my vag over this or something." "She had no idea how that could have happened, but she suspects because I'm doing this through Ka*ser, it's possible they didn't tell Denver Health about my name change. It's a little frustrating, but honestly? You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for my vag" "One weird part of my consultation yesterday was my deadname was being used on paperwork. The surgeon came in & said ""We'll call you by your preferred name, but until you get it legally changed it has to be listed here for legal reasons--"" ""I got my name changed last December.""" @TheFintauSystem hhhhh 👀💦 hhhey babe i have thiss great ideea for when you visitt @MisfitFlannery Poe's Law tho @Calliethulhu One of my favorite Pokemon! I'm really glad they're in SwSh :3 @Chopin_42 That's really sweet of you to say thank you!! 😭💕 @Kate_Bunni Gosh >/////> You're so welcome! @WhaleHorned In more ways than one 👀 Before she left she emphasized just how happy she is to do this for people. I started tearing up. It's finally happening 😭 I swear I'm a grower not a shower. She's just used to knowing what that looks like I guess. She was also VERY happy with my hair removal! "Surgeon after taking a look at my girldick to see what she has to work with: ""Oh yeah there's plenty. Your vagina's gonna look amazing."" 😳😳😳😍" Officially signed in for my pre-surgery consultation! Just waiting for them to call my name. Nervous 😬😬😬 @NewGenderWhoDis I mean that's basically my approach and it's worked pretty well :V @GwenStarlight hhhgghhhgggh t-true >////> @positronicgal GHHGFDDHHHDHHSGGH >/////< Obtained spider fren! Been waiting to find this blind bag series for MONTHS and I'm so glad the backs are stamped with unique codes letting me nab one of my favorite characters 🕷️ https://t.co/p9yzf3XK5R @CrypticGoblin gosh thank you >/////> @positronicgal hhhgggffhhh meanie >/////> @fangirlscreamo hecc >//////> @NihiliaXIV a bab >/////> @fangirlscreamo imma big girl >/////< @MisfitFlannery I mean e-hentai has a lot of the same stuff but some of my favorite mind control stories weren't there so this is fantastic news @MisfitFlannery Wait seriously "Stopping the anti-queer donations is good, but the only backtracking I'll accept is the company going bankrupt." lol queers and allies are still gonna boycott your shitty food tho https://t.co/54JHmFuzsG "@chibikonatsu You're so welcome, but it was you who finally pulled that trigger 💕" @Calliethulhu It's all but confirmed imo @positronicgal @MelissaGoesWoof uuuuhhhhhh winnie the pooh eats honey i rest my case "@deathpigeon That's honestly pretty believable. We can't even find the old us in this system, so maybe we just left him behind." @MelissaGoesWoof BEST DATE @Calliethulhu As a smoking hot 32 year old: I'm gonna guess you'll be even cuter 😘 @Calliethulhu I was honestly lucky that I had the picture I did. It was entirely because my mom insisted on having a picture with her kids. I avoided cameras too. What a weird coincidence 🤔 @MelissaGoesWoof OMG CUTE!!!! @MelissaGoesWoof HANDSOME BOY @MelissaGoesWoof OMG OMG OMG O_O @chibikonatsu Regret is scarier imo @NewGenderWhoDis Personally I'm happy to hear my pubic hair preference wasn't swayed either way by porn. I prefer clean shaven regardless. "@chibikonatsu It's your call to make, but I'd err on the side of making it happen at all costs" @MaiaFranklyn woah woah woah you're saying Alan Moore has Thoughts about superheros???? @_Lizstar_ @zandravandra Turns out the secret to aging backwards is estradiol @MisfitFlannery Showing the court order for your name change should absolutely be enough. Raise hell as soon as you have the spoons for it. This is bullshit. @GwenStarlight gosh >/////> @positronicgal @MelissaGoesWoof hecc >/////> @Kate_Bunni gosh thanks >/////> I also had the weird assumption that I was a boy?????? "2010 both feels like a relatively recent year but also feels like forever ago. I dunno if the source of this paradox is being in my 30's or transitioning, but it's weird to think about. I was 23 (so, not that long ago) and still living with my mom (basically an eternity ago)." @DevourerRose lol you're not wrong @SeanWithersDraw I DON'T KNOW LOL @vexwerewolf Us transes age in reverse 💕 how was that even me like even I'm confused @DevourerRose Probably a bit biased 😘 I was a fucking cryptid at the beginning of the decade lol. This is the clearest picture I could find and it's technically from late 2009. I'm also gonna start the 20's with a different set of genitals so that's something lol https://t.co/g5frhwF4to @jessfromonline I'm having the same problem finding a 2010 picture of me too lol I need a haaaaaaaaircut lol >.< Running some errands before heading to my pre-surgery consultation! Gonna talk to my surgeon about the vagina I'm getting in just 14 days! 💕✨ https://t.co/dz7WUJQIXi @PhyrexianThot getting a vaginoplasty to scare away chasers and no other reason @RipleyStorm Hmmmm maybe I need to try this method >.> "@AdrienneCohea Anyone who says you're ""supposed"" to get an orchi is being an ass. Balls are cute! You're still a girl if you have them." "I lied and said my mic was broken tho >.> Partly because others in the house are trying to sleep, partly because I didn't need to be misgendered. Though when I did correct a misgendering in text chat they respected that. I just know my voice would make it harder for them." "Definitely gonna have trouble getting to sleep tonight. Pre-surgery consultation being tomorrow is making me anxious. I'm not like, consciously worried about it or anything, it's just a really big step and it's in 13 hours." "I said ""hell yea"" in response and she invited me into their group lol" "Also FIRST TIME PLAYING IN MONTHS and I see someone saying ""I'm a lesbian"" in the game chat. I just find the queers every time I swear." Really should have thought through making my Battlenet name TransSalmndr Folks call me Trans in voice chat lol "Even when our internet isn't throttled, the rubberbanding in Overwatch is kinda too much. Need that new Mercy skin tho 👀" "Every picture I'm finding of myself in 2010 is blurry and tiny. Dunno how y'all have such great pictures of yourself at the beginning of the decade. I can either settle for blurry Facebook photos, or try to find my old Photobucket account..." @blaze_casual I'm pretty sure I'll remember that part 😭😭😭 Tomorrow is my pre-surgery consultation o_o Two weeks and a day until vaginoplasty!! I'm nervous and I excited? It's a lot. A lot of heavy emotions that take a lot of spoons to carry. @CuteBunAlex @AmyTheTotodile Oh that's not so bad! Cool! "@VioletVivacity That's helpful to know, though! I almost never get a girl starter without breeding so it's nice to know for sure that the intro operates on the same odds." I really want a girl Scorbunny when I finally pick of Pokemon Sword. Is the intro super long? They're probably 12% female like most starters so that's like 10-ish reloads. "@transscribe I've watched this movie many, many times as a kid and as an adult. But only after transitioning does it make me cry. It's such a beautiful trans story." @Hypnothulhu Sooooo soft!!! 😍😍😍 @SteampunkPenny I love you too Mistress!!! 😍😍💕💕💕 @TheNDqueerelf OMG I LOVE YOUR T REX STUFFIE!!!! :O @VerafiedBabe Onion rings! :3 [cw food] Main course! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/V8ggI2HzN7 [cw food] Celebrating me & Mistress's anniversary 💕🍔 https://t.co/JaZ1QmHrli @DevourerRose You're right. Love you too 💕 I'm at a poetry reading thing with Mistress where she was invited to talk about the ranch and there's a lot of people being very loud 😖 I didn't use to be this bad in crowds. @DenimBubblegum And that's what's so terrifying tbh. Do you know what the homebrew software is called? @vexwerewolf @Calliethulhu WOW BULLYING D:< @Calliethulhu @vexwerewolf GGGHFDDFGDSDGGDDGHVDFVZDSFHHXFGHJSDH 💦💦💦💦💦 @vexwerewolf goshhhhhhh >//////< @vexwerewolf hi yes do you offer this service to cuties without colds asking for a friend @vexwerewolf @Calliethulhu suddenly picturing a spitroast for some reason @positronicgal Always @Calliethulhu @vexwerewolf b-bullies >/////> thank you >/////< @vexwerewolf @Calliethulhu HHHGHHGGG @SoftKittenJen fghggffhh *obediently opens her mouth* @SoftKittenJen jjggfhfddghh this unit is clearly malfunctioning >/////< The world may never know. All I know is more of my friends should be facefucking me rn tbh @vexwerewolf unfair of two of my biggest crushes to tweet the exact same reply gosh >////< @Calliethulhu The real problem is these girldicks aren't in my mouth t b h D:< could I be a slut?🤔 @MelissaGoesWoof ALSO BIG CONGRATS OF COURSE 💕💕💕 @MelissaGoesWoof Wtf Mistress and I will have been dating for two years on Saturday and you're the second person I've seen with a one year anniversary this weekend lol Really should look into this weird problem I have where when I see a girldick on my TL my mouth just reflexively opens up and I start moaning softly while grinding my hips 🤔 @LilFluffClouds hhhgggffhhh h-holy 😍💦 @PrissyOrcGF oh hey I was wondering why I couldn't be arsed to give a single fuck about that game despite loving Star Wars I already played Force Unleashed 11 years ago @SoftKittenJen THEY'RE GAMER PANTS AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GAME @SoftKittenJen As if anyone would vote for anything but diapers smh @BathysphereHat Gourgeist in particular is literally a vegetable. @QuestForTori THEY ARE SO GOOD Gen VI had such good fossil Pokemon imo https://t.co/LaTfcXxmfX @shinyemptyhead @BathysphereHat As well as pink hands. It's a decent approximation of a human. @piffyjackie The episode I was quoting was Apocalyptica @Rabid_Cowolf @PrissyOrcGF @ConfusedSwitch Big fan of your work! You did an AMAZING job with this!! @PrissyOrcGF You're into all the best furry fetishes omg @PrissyOrcGF @ConfusedSwitch @Rabid_Cowolf OMG MORGAN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH @LapineWitchGirl hhhhhhghhhh wh-where can this unit sign up? >/////< @Chopin_42 @VashtaGryph @Kaelyrhn @positronicgal @MelissaGoesWoof @LeafTilde It's on my bucket list to try them tbh "OH ONE MORE THING There's an episode from years ago where Cartman hears about the Special Olympics and thinks because he's not handicapped in any way, he can easily win so he fakes his way in. ... And of COURSE gets his ass handed to him. Again, we're ONLY punchlines to M & T." @Calliethulhu I like to think that he's the kind of guy that would do that without hesitation with his friends. "@VashtaGryph @Kaelyrhn @positronicgal @MelissaGoesWoof @LeafTilde Please, we're on Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters" @LakebridgeCycle GODDESS I FUCKING NEED THAT 😭💕 "@piffyjackie Nope, they're just really good repeatable shows :3" @positronicgal @MelissaGoesWoof @LeafTilde NUH UH THEY TOTALLY YEET IT >:D @ExistentialEnso Exactly. It's a bizarre move for a show that's NEVER backed down from ruthlessly mocking every celebrity under the sun (they used Mel Gibson's ACTUAL FACE). Trump being the one glaring exception sticks out way too much. "@APrivateRobin Everyone thinks I did it on purpose but the sad truth is I'm actually, no joke, too much of a dumb slut to be that clever and just stumbled into it accidentally lol" "@weedlewobble Also from what I hear, contrary to previous episodes about presidential elections, Hillary was Hillary but Trump was... Mr. Garrison. It's kind of unthinkable to me that they actually unironically like Trump, but their choices in the show regarding him are way too suspect." @YourBoswell It's so pointlessly cruel. Remember how folks were so happy that in the recent SP game you can make your character (who's a kid) trans and that actually makes the game harder? I think that was Matt & Trey making a joke only they found funny while accidentally sort of being kinda progressive in the process @rozietoez *hugs* I'm a constant ball of nerves and I feel like I'm barely holding together 🙃 But I've wanted this since I was a kid. I need this. When did you get yours if it's okay to ask? "Trans people to Matt & Trey only exist as freak show attractions ""out there."" The idea that we're real people who deserve respect is a laughable concept to them. They'd rather fart out low effort, cruel jokes about us and then pat themselves on the back for being geniuses." "I don't get to forget any of that. I sat through my favorite show treating the kind of person I wished I was allowed to be as nothing but a disgusting, freakish punchline. But these thoughts weren't yet fully formed, so the damage was done silently, subconsciously." "And once they rang enough jokes out of the idea, Mr. Garrison eventually detransitions. Presumably because his vagina wasn't ""real"" to him without a uterus." "And Mr. Slave is hurt because Garrison never asked him what he thought (I get that he's gay but why is Garrison's bodily autonomy his business?), and later in another episode there's a joke where Richard Dawkins had sex with Garrison and whoops Garrison's really a man! 🙃" "There's a moment in that episode where Mr. Garrison goes to get an abortion and somehow wasn't aware that the surgery didn't give him a uterus. There's a lot to unpack there but the framing of that from the show is basically ""Of course you don't get a uterus, you're a freak.""" "Years later they said that episode was thrown together very quickly, I think that was the closest they ever got to apologizing. THAT episode. Where GRS is compared to getting surgery to change your race or species. Made without much thought. Thanks, assholes." "But honestly looking back, Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina kinda fucked me up. There are moments in that show that are burned into my memory. It played a small part in keeping me from coming out. And I probably still laughed. I don't recall consciously hating it at the time." "What killed my interest in the show personally: - The Honey Boo Boo episode was way too irrelevant without being funny - I lost access to cable and didn't care enough to watch them online - I heard about the PC Principal and went ""Nope"" - M & T saying they won't mock Trump" If only Matt & Trey could have any idea how many fans of their show went on to transition. I used to watch South Park religiously. I still sometimes quote it. Even if the episode where Mr. Garrison gets a vaginoplasty scarred me. I still stuck by the show for over a decade. @persenche @CodeWitchJen Omg congrats on one year!! 💕 I started dating Mistress two years ago Saturday! What a cute almost coincidence! :3 "@mode_view Oh also: Beauty and the Beast as well as Peter Pan both feel very Christmas-y, and Toy Story too to some extent." "@mode_view Again for me it's more of a vague mood and less about literal snow and Christmas. I could see summer too! But basically just general ""I'm a kid, school's out, and all I have it time."" Christmas gets that too!" @mode_view Just the overall mood is very wholesome. And Disney and Christmas go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Also: Nightmare Before Christmas areas @MelissaGoesWoof fhggfhfghffd 💦 im im brain dead glitch puppet "Just heard a let's player (Ross of Ross's game dungeon) call some buggy AI allies in a game ""brain dead glitch puppets"" and I'm too much of a drone slut to not hear that insult as extremely horny >.>" @MelissaGoesWoof ffffghggg oookaaaay >////< @MelissaGoesWoof hecc >////> "Other good games that fit this feeling for me: - Pretty much any Nintendo game, but especially Mario and Zelda games - Square Enix in general, but Kingdom Hearts in particular - Classic era Rareware games - Sonic games" @MelissaGoesWoof how did you know i am both gay and love choccy milk @NewGenderWhoDis Transitioning only made my forcefemme kink stronger somehow "It should be less ""literal game about Christmas"" and more ""a game that sounds really good to play on a snowy Christmas morning after everyone's opened presents, good food is cooking in the kitchen, and there's a roaring fire""" Like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing are games that are just as Christmas as a horror game is Halloween imo. "If you run a let's play channel & like to do holiday videos, the big problem everyone runs into is Halloween is easy (general horror games are a dime a dozen), but Christmas games always suck More LPers should just focus on the general feeling of Christmas. Like, wholesome games" Okay Leaf you need to stop reading my mind like this. And now of COURSE watch as I get the head and shoulder (meant that instead of head and armor lol) pieces in the normal dungeons 🙃🙃🙃 @LeafTilde I like to look at it like the ULTIMATE force femming "This is frustrating because the cloth head and armor pieces from the Kul Tiran dungeons are Old God themed and that would be PERFECT for my warlock, but the heroic ones are, as always, a cooler color. Dunno how they manage to do that every time." "I stumbled my way into heroic dungeons on my warlock alt (if you just keep clicking the queue button in LFG, it'll default to heroics at ilvl 345), beat like 3 of them, then must've equipped something with a lower ilevel & didn't notice & just stumbled my way back out of them 🙃" "@LeafTilde I would say goals, but I only have about 17 days to fulfill that goal lol :V" @vexwerewolf I never post a tweet I haven't read at least once over. Not just for typos but also to make sure it all flows well. @thepoliticrat @ExistentialEnso No you fucking haven't. "@LapineWitchGirl listen, us bottoms we aren't the brightest" @LeafTilde RIGHT??? I'm thinking of braving our shitty internet and grabbing that skin >.> @blaze_casual How do you know when to move up a size? @Calliethulhu wait I never played Andromeda seriously @TheFintauSystem aaaaaaa babe you're so pretty! 😍 Having my pre-surgery consultation in 4 days is going to help. It'll help make it feel more real and ease my anxiety. Something closer to look forward to. I'm almost there. "@vexwerewolf You uh, get used to it lol Also the fire can die down a bit. But just wait until nipple play feels awesome! :3" @blaze_casual Alexaaaaaaa I can't wait 😭 @transfilmtheory They're the ultimate pillow tbh "18 days until vaginoplasty! Last night I cried a bit, weirdly enough because it's still more than two weeks away and that feels so far away. I know it'll go quick, but there are moments that I feel so done with waiting. I've already waited so long :/" @Calliethulhu nnnnnnggghh this unit is very obedient >//////< @tiger Oh nice I didn't know you were already on T! Congrats! But yeah having to come out multiple times is annoying. Cishets assume one only comes out once but that only happens if everything goes exactly the way one wants. It's often annoyingly multiple times :/ @RipleyStorm 💕💕💕 @transfilmtheory It's so weird how true this is. @ThoughtSlime Like every time a Ferengi is the villain I feel like I need a shower. @ThoughtSlime Every time Star Trek implies that certain alien races are just a certain way across the entire species I get pretty uncomfortable. Like they are trying to be inclusive with human races but then just put all the racism into the aliens. Which is not a great look. "@PennyOaken Which might not be indicative of society as a whole's reaction, but still illustrative of how dedicated a minority of people are in being angry about these simple facts." "@WhaleHorned As the video points out, if that entire 2% lived in one country, that country would be one of the top ten most populated in the world." "Really happy that this is being addressed on SciShow, but OOF, that thumbs up/down ration is brutal. Thankfully the thumbs ups are winning, but it's close. Really shows how politically charged this stuff is even though it shouldn't be. https://t.co/J7EU74NBWQ" booking a flight to Taiwan to visit these and no other reason @RaccoonGrrl he needs to stick to chasing chase figures and nothing else @RaccoonGrrl throwing away my transformers and leaving the fandom because of the existence of this man "I know it's been getting worse for us in a lot of ways, but that period of growing support that we saw in the mid 2010's created environments that helped a lot of us feel safe enough to finally come out. The 2010's sucked in a LOT of ways, but that's one big way it rocked imo 🌈" "If there's one good thing the upcoming decade's end is doing for trans Twitter, it's making us realize how far so many of us have come. Some of us transitioned before 2010, but a lot of us didn't. The 2010's for so many of us were a decade of change in the best way 💕" @doublegearsys omg same! small world! :V Just gonna echo every other transfemme who's replied and say: My dreams came true and I got to be a girl 💕💕💕 @ADirtyTrans @ChastityQueer s-same >.> @QueenStodge I never got around to getting the Voyager class CW one and now suddenly I'm glad I waited! @QueenStodge Oh my god YES PLEASE COMMANDER SKYLYNX @ChastityQueer hhghhhhhfff >/////< 💦💦💦 @Klezmerstyle Awwww that's so sweet thank you!! 😭💕 "This year's Christmas Sylveon stuffie is out of stock before I could buy it :/ They usually do at least one refresh before the holiday is over, but I'm still sad D:" "There's really no significance to this revelation, but numbers kinda fascinate me so I can't help but share: It is now less days until my vaginoplasty (19) than it was years I spent wanting the procedure (~20)." @QuestForTori I just like the collection I maintained for so long and having to let that go for one of my favorite series involves a bit of a grieving process for me. I don't condone yelling at anyone who worked on the games or anything. That was just the main reason I liked the series. @Calliethulhu @CatkinsLap I was just about to @ you "@APrivateRobin (Though I did already knew that, disaster gay brain making me sometimes worry otherwise aside. Good to have confirmed again hehe)" @APrivateRobin Good to know~ @ChastityQueer That looks really hard to take off gosh >/////> 💦 "As a furry I find the Mario cat suit powerup kinda weird in cartoon/game form, and DEEPLY UNSETTLING in real life form jesus o_o" @SweetBeans99 I really like the new look for your comic! And yeah if straight girls could not use terms that make them sound sapphic that'd be really nice lol 19 days until vaginplasty!!! Is that a real number? How is that possible? Wtf omg??? @blaze_casual You're the best thank you 💕💕💕 "@blaze_casual They've helped, honestly. Thank you so much 💕💕💕" @blaze_casual Also very excited tho "@blaze_casual I'm pretty much nervous every day, trying to stave off anxiety with WoW lol x.x" @blaze_casual Nice! Gives me hope I might be there four weeks after my surgery! Which is only about seven weeks from now holy shit o_o @FinalBossFemme That last bullet point is a massive mood. @blaze_casual That sounds so wonderful! How long has it been since your surgery again? "@TheCatMom You could, but that's not needed either. Most surgeons will tell you to never stop dilating though, so probably just listen to your surgeon." @gayforgrils 😍😍😍 @TheCatMom After the first 3 months you can stop. Your vagina will lose depth but you can just gain it back by going on a gradual dilating schedule again. @RaccoonGrrl Thank youuuuu!!!! 💕💕💕💕 literally me (vaginoplasty december 2nd) https://t.co/NXkoi9nj7K @catgraffam This happened to me too :/ @MyNameIsGriffon NICE! I need that shirt omg "@MyNameIsGriffon Did you like take one of the pics or you're saying ""it me""?" @ArmlessKittyfox I know I realized that too! Curses! It's a good one tho lol 10/10 I'll try not to go 6 months between updates next time :V https://t.co/dY31uaAY0z 9/10 https://t.co/59ocuzmAQe 8/10 https://t.co/iGy9gSRbhr 7/10 https://t.co/Mm0mCVCBt4 6/10 https://t.co/NqXq8j8tLM 5/10 https://t.co/7Xk1oEjBrw 4/10 https://t.co/1q2RtlpZJB 3/10 https://t.co/KAN3jmwCEH I save these for historical purposes (not even kidding but it IS kinda funny to say out loud) and I share them so others may bolster their queer memes folder 🌈 2/10 https://t.co/lpkIoHfJhH Okay I'm about to dump a bunch of stuff I've added to the queer artifacts folder and test the limits of Twitter's threading feature and my own internet! Lez do this! 1/10 https://t.co/0rcqoomWdc @deathpigeon True! Some places that sell DVDs might resembling shops in countries where piracy is the only way to get certain media. I do hope that's the case and physical media doesn't become a thing of the past. And they might even be even cheaper if that happens. "@narylis I didn't know that detail, but I get really uncomfortable at the idea of losing any piece of media forever. I suppose Simpsons fans have them all backed up on personal servers and have for years, but I don't like the idea of Disney trying to erase whole episodes all the same :/" "I suspect that in a few years the idea of media companies releasing entire tv shows on physical media will become laughable. Means allowing, grab these while they're still cheap." "The technology of streaming *is* more convenient, but only when not impeded by capitalism and the whims of corporations." "Tired of streaming bullshit? Used book/movie stores are *filled* with this stuff, and often for pretty cheap because everyone's been getting rid of these for years due to streaming. We've been building up a collection ever since realizing our internet up here was gonna suck." Okay WoW and YouTube stopped working on our shitty internet. Time once again to descend down the Homestuck hole. @blaze_casual It's so good!!! @blaze_casual *ninibong >.> @SpoilersSpoils I'm really eyeing that one that looks like a Game Boy Micro despite actually owning a GBM lol "@blaze_casual Welcome to G1 ""scale""" @transfilmtheory Super pretty gosh 😍 @blaze_casual MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE "@blaze_casual Voiced by Chris Latta, who also voiced Cobra Commander but died in 1994 :/ A truly irreplaceable talent. No Starscream has sounded quite that good since." @blaze_casual Blitzwing! He's a triple changer than can also transform intro a jet! :3 @blaze_casual literally me every day lol at least give us the option to watch in 4:3 fuck :/ @IEatAccordions @JennyOutrageous RIGHT???? @Ryluigii @vexwerewolf OwO @vexwerewolf Never underestimate how much of a dumb slut I can be~ 😘 (I really didn't expect it! But I definitely welcomed it!) @ArtifexH 😘😘😘 @SpoilersSpoils The Amazon listings looked janky enough that I was assuming ordering from the Bittboy website would be better? @SpoilersSpoils Welp I definitely need one now thanks @vexwerewolf @ManjiButt True facts! @EspiKvlt My orange tabby loves to watch TV too hehe 💕 @ManjiButt @XylariaVG More long distance hugs from me too! 💕 @TransKayleigh OwO @MaiaFranklyn HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTIE!! I haven't forgotten about your gift but it might be just a bit late~ @blaze_casual Yeah she's popular. I've yet to see her on the pegs. "@Calliethulhu I meant Autumn, but also: Both~" @Calliethulhu lol cute "@blaze_casual He has a gun that turns organics into goo! I prefer his partner, Shatter, tho. She's awesome :3" @blaze_casual Hey I did a trans too! Small world! @GBalend YAY congrats!!! I see a lot of shelfwarmers in that pile. Not sure these were the brightest criminals. @ManjiButt OMG UR PRETTY AAAAAA 😍😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF FUCK these are goals @transgrlinexile gosh i guess you're right >////< "There are no so many cuties in the UK I wanna be lewd with I'm worried I might forget some. Though there are some I could never forget 😘 But yeah as soon as I know I have the money lined up, I'm gonna be asking the TL regularly who I missed leading up to the trip lol" @mebisdead GOSH CUTIE 💕 @PrissyOrcGF deeply cursed you HAVE to do it :3 "@blaze_casual Yeah it's a coin toss as to whether or not I can top atm. Sometimes I can, most of the time I can't. And soon I'll totally be down with the right tools! I looooove the idea of a fake dick I can't even feel~~ Also lol I lost my virginity around 25 too. I'm making up for lost time" "@blaze_casual I mean for as much sexual experience as my ex gave me, I was practically a virgin too. I do NOT recommend topping when you're expected to be a guy and you're pre-everything. It sucked :/ It's soooooo much better now~" "Not to say that happens for everyone or that that's objectively the right thing for everyone to shoot for, but for me? Being a slut is way more in line with who I am. I'm SO MUCH HAPPIER NOW 💕💕💕😘" "Really can't be overstated how much my love/sex life improved after sorting out my gender. Girlfriends/cuties I had sex with before realizing I was a girl: 1 That # now: Lost count, but I'm dating 6 cuties & the sex number is probably like 15 or more? I came out 3 years ago!!" @TheNDqueerelf goddammit i did that before you said that now i'm scared they'll work out who i'm subtweeting D:< @mebisdead ur cute >.> @ConfusedSwitch aaaaaaa I wasn't subtweeting you but I'm very gay for you and am absolute dtf >/////< @cemmy410 So exciting!!!! "I love how basically every mutual I really wanna be lewd & gay with I know is DTF but the one who I don't know that for absolute certain with my disaster gay brain is just like ""What if the flirting just means she's being nice?"" 🙃" @Calliethulhu hdfhhdhfdhfhhs 💦 @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @KaraHugsalot hhhhhgnn 👀 @KittenFemme @KaraHugsalot @Calliethulhu that would be very hot 20 days until surgery aaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!!!! I didn't want to do a countdown every damn day but I just can't help it! The numbers keep getting smaller!!! It's all dreamed about last night. Finally waking up after surgery. I can't wait... @Calliethulhu 20 daaaaaays! It's all I dreamed about last night @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Same! It *is* hot dammit! "@Calliethulhu I mean, same. I'm saying it sucks that for some transfemmes, for some pieces of clothing, it can be the only option. I'm so done with my girldick." @Calliethulhu There really is. Tucking sucks so much :/ "So they gave the live action Sonic bigger eyes, cutter proportions, and gloves. The design works! Kinda makes you wonder what the actual fuck was the point of the first design? I'd still really love a postmortem on that." CAN'T EVEN TYPE RIGHT TOO GAY I WOKE UP TO SO MANY THIRST TRAPS I JUST KEEP KEYSMASHING AND COMPULSIVELY KEYSMASHING OPENING MY LEGS HELP 😍💦😍💦 @mebisdead hhhhhhghhhh hi 😍 *follows* @vexwerewolf hhgffffghhfdfhhgfhdghdfh BAAAAAAAAABE 😍😍😍😍💦💦💦 @PrissyOrcGF noooooooooo~ 😳😳😳😳😳😍😍😍😍😍 @Herpusderperson cis girls are okay imo they can totally be hot too but trans girls don't even play fair 😍 can you believe I ever used to get horny for cis girls who even was I "@vexwerewolf Wait you've been to Colorado. Ever went to a King Soopers? That's owned by Kroger now. All there store brand stuff is Kroger. But if you somehow haven't been to King Soopers: That's an even more ridiculous name we have, but only in Colorado :V" goddamn trans girls can you please stop being so hot im too gay @PrissyOrcGF Congrats!! @EloraEdwards I feel this so hard. It's soul crushing. im gaaaaaay and need a girl to fuck me~ estrogen horny is really something else 💦 masturbating made it worse hornt "@mode_view Good to know. But jesus christ nothing that's left in this game that I want to do is live yet! No Vulpera, no Goblin heritage armor. At least I'm caught up with everything I need for both of them once they're live :/" "Okay, 120 Goblin is at exalted with Bilgewater Cartel, but the NPC that's supposed to start the quest line that leads to Goblin heritage armor... isn't there. She's not by the Orgrimmar Embassy. Uhhhhhhh what do" FREEHOLD ROCKS TOO ESPECIALLY THE RING OF BOOTY Oh wait no I did play Tol Dagor. It's okay! I was less blown away but it's still way cooler than anything in Zandalar. "I almost exclusively play Horde toons and I was so bored by the dungeons in Zandalar that I got tired of dungeons long before I reached 120. So I'm only just finding out that that Kul Tiras dungeons ARE SO COOL??? Well, Shrine of the Storm and Waycrest Manor at least so far?" @GirlyAlterEgo @FrigidElfChild yes but only to make the list obnoxiously longer @MagsVisaggs And it's legit scary at certain points imo. "@KittenFemme Nevermind, sorry. I'm a bit high and spaced on what word to look for. Reputation was in fact checked." "@KittenFemme ... It was not checked, so that might be a big part of it lol" @deathpigeon huge same tho @KittenFemme Just confirmed that it's working on BfA dungeon bosses for me and nothing else. @KittenFemme I appreciate it. @KittenFemme This might be something I have to open a ticket for. Found a post on the forums from this year suggestion Mechanaar as a good dungeon for it. "@KittenFemme I appreciate it. Google is giving me nothing. No rush, though. Thank you." @KittenFemme It wasn't giving me rep on every mob in BfA dungeons either. MAYBE from bosses? Like it was going up but I kept missing when it was happening. "@KittenFemme Pretty sure. There's supposed to be blue text saying it in the general chat log, right? Also I'm pretty sure I'm at the same rep level I was before I tried this in earnest." @KittenFemme This is what I'm wearing. https://t.co/iTPHtX1B1H @KittenFemme Heroic Stonecore isn't working. Wtf :/ All the wowhead info is from Cataclysm. I can't be the only person wanting the new heritage armor. @KittenFemme That works too! "@KittenFemme Blegh. Alright Wowhead said Solomence or however you spell that. That's one of the Plaguelands, right?" @KittenFemme Also one shotting bosses! Rep happens at the end of the dungeon I guess? Not getting anything yet and I'm wearing the tabard. Could have sworn even mobs in dungeons gave rep. @KittenFemme LOL my Voidwalker is killing the mobs in one hit. This'll be fun. "Alright, I have a goblin at level 120, but I still need 10k rep with the Bilgewater Cartel. What's a fast way to do that in 2019? I have the tabard but BfA dungeons don't appear to give much rep? Also they kinda suck? Any tips?" "@RipleyStorm I'm sorry, babe :/" @RaccoonGrrl trans twitter is weird tonight @ButtGoblin666 mood "@GBalend Yeah I really should have specified, lol. Another person was like ""Won't your new clit get erections?"" and YES technically I didn't word that exactly correct, my bad lol." @MilkshakeMolly That's reassuring to hear honestly 💕 "@SharpDressdDyke I understand that. You undeniably got fucked over by your surgery in a number of terrible ways and I'm so sorry. All I'm saying is this is new territory for me so I might've described something inaccurately, but that has little to do with your point. I'm sorry." Love how the new desktop Twitter will at regular intervals just take up too much memory and crash. Really fun watching everything chug slower and slower and just needing to wait until it finally gives up and refreshes. Wonderful website. @SharpDressdDyke I might be calling it the wrong thing. It's just where I meet with the surgeon and talk about the surgery and how to prepare I think? "Even if they implement the slow trickle I'm hoping for, I don't think we'll get to every single past Pokemon. Maybe if the Switch generations last for like, four Gens? Maybe? But that's a lot to expect. But the fact that they're giving us more than we thought means a lot." "As an owner of a Living Dex for five generations now, I know that I'm not the core audience and that what I'd like from the franchise isn't feasible all at once. I just appreciate that what I thought was an obvious and acceptable compromise might be happening." I completely understand that modeling high detail models of over 800 Pokemon in the span of a couple years is completely unfeasible for any team of game developers. But trickling in the ones that didn't make the cut bit by bit during the Switch era I think is a good compromise. The idea that Pokemon games could become more similar to live games with way more events than just giving away legendary Pokemon is a great idea imo. Literally hundreds of old classic Pokemon to unlock for people over the course of years. This reminds me of what Gen III was early on. You could use Game Shark codes to hack in all the Pokemon from Gen I & II into Ruby & Sapphire long before any other Gen III games were announced. The data (in this case at least the PC sprites) were in Gen III from the word go. "The conversation around the Pokedex has become really toxic but all I wanted was the Pokemon Company to say that, time & man hours permitting, they'd try to seed old Pokemon into the Switch era games SLOWLY. I think this video suggests they MIGHT do that. https://t.co/p714FBNIBI" "3 weeks until vaginoplasty! 21 days! 1 week until pre-surgery consultation! 7 days! Anxiety and excitement have congealed into a single, constant emotion I'm dubbing anxiement!" @josiahsilas Absolutely. @DevourerRose My OCD recoils at the idea of having some girlfriends in the bio and some in the pinned tweet >.< "Basically, ""art"" is not a synonym for ""good."" It's a value neutral term that can be hard to pin down, but always resists strict rules or barriers around what it can and cannot be. The minute you say something can't be art, you've already lost." "Keep in mind that fascism LOVES to say that certain things can't be art. I'm not saying that everyone who says certain media can't be art is a fascist, I'm saying allowing ourselves to believe that anything we deem bad for us cannot be art can let fascist thinking in." "Art can be used for evil or immoral purposes. We can recognize that artistic skill can be weaponized to pull on our heartstrings and make us consume one thing over another within capitalism. But that doesn't make it not art. Propaganda, after all, is also art." "I think a lot of people conflate ""high art"" with ""art"" and that's where the confusion begins. I reject the concept of high art vs low art but the mentality that there exists such a distinction still seems extremely prevalent." "@MaiaFranklyn Personally I think anything created or set up by a person or group of people that elicits some kind of emotional response (even an angry one about how ""This isn't art wtf!!!"") is not just by definition art, but successful art at that. And trailers fit that definition perfectly." "@scots_dragon The right might weaponize anything we say, but ""bootlicker"" is an intentionally derogatory term. By all means, call them that (I use that term too) but that term cannot be used in the thought experiment I'm proposing." "A fucking urinal signed by an artist at the last second before an art show is art (no hate, I love dadaism), but trailers can't be art by definition because they're an advertisement? I'm sorry, but that's factually incorrect." "I can't believe I'm hearing the take ""trailers are not art"" from Patrick Willems of all people. Just because something is crafted to sell something doesn't mean it can't also be art. What were Renaissance paintings if not advertisements for the church? https://t.co/6Mboh004Mg" "@scots_dragon Bootlickeer sounds even more like a slur than boomer. I'm not saying it is, I'm saying what I want is for them to be hearing responses that are way less easy too weaponize back against us." @FrigidElfChild hot Really getting tired of all my recent tweets about this stuff getting popular. "My main point was that I'd be interested to see what they'd do if we said something equally as dismissive, but far less easy to call ageist. I think that'd still be a fun experiment, but please don't do it with just ""ok""" "Okay so the tweet where I say we should shorten ""ok boomer"" to ""ok"" has been deleted. I forgot the alt-r*ght already cornered the market on that phrase. Sorry." "@liddytronic I think that's the normal reaction, lol. I have no idea how or why I loved it so much." @Tricliniangry Yay I guessed right! I guess I knew about Ash? But memory weirdness and all that. My femboy headmate is named Gabriel 💕 "@Tricliniangry So like, headmate stuff? I don't give my headmates separate accounts so I voted no, lol. But maybe a different account will make fronting easier for Ash. Or other benefits I haven't thought of." I'd love some more input from folks who've had a similar experience. I love talking about this stuff tbh. "@FrigidElfChild Like I get that you agree, I'm just (admittedly half jokingly) engaging with the implication that studying this with prepubescent kids is silly." @FrigidElfChild Is your implication that taking estrogen would then make you worse at math? :P @mmarkini @mspowahs And it will be delightfully absurd to watch them argue that us REPLYING with an affirmative is somehow stopping their free speech. "@FezzikFlea @SammyCinnabun Just the hand symbol is a white supremacist symbol as far as I know. But sure, it could be other words. ""Alright,"" ""Sure,"" etc." @IAmGryphoneer @LackingSaint I only brought it up to illustrate that the premise has had a little bit to be mocked and laughed at already. Maybe some folks are just skipping that part because they assume others already know about it. "@Tricliniangry I'd have to know who Ash is first, but I have an educated guess and an answer." "@NewGenderWhoDis Bodily autonomy! Reshaping your body because nature did a shitty job! It's all the foundation to transhumanism and I'm always always always gonna support it. And I'd do the same, honestly." "@LackingSaint Most positive reviews acknowledge that it sounds like it shouldn't work, but against all odds it has. You're acting like no one who liked it saw anything off about the premise. Plus it already existed as a book, evidently." @TransEthics Right??? "@quatoria That would all be very fun, yes >.< You're tapping directly into why I love this feeling unf~" @quatoria This line of code somewhat fittingly doesn't even understand what all that means >.< @the3foldGod I haven't tripped since realizing we were plural and I'm excited to try it with this new revelation tbh :3 @Kaelyrhn It was! Further reading https://t.co/da2zqLxdKC I even tweeted about it. It was super fun for me. https://t.co/UDjN2Oh3IU "They're making it sound like a scary or difficult thing but I had this nailed on my second trip, lol It was actually really really really nice to kill my ego for a night, dunno what these other folks are doing. https://t.co/dOMZeD6CyB" Omg I had no idea they were trying again with this. I could never get through the first book (not even audio book) but I always loved the premise and I quite liked that first movie that didn't go anywhere. "@erismoth @vexwerewolf I mean she's wearing Crocs in the 2070's, so yes" @vexwerewolf (Because I'm a huge nerd: She can actually take off the accelerator as long as she stays near it so unless Winston knows more about sewing than her I don't know if she'd need his help) (It's funnier your way I'm just a dork) "@CelticAnarchy This is a big reason why I switched to Chrome. Gonna have to go back to Firefox when they implement the ""pay to use adblock"" thing though" Gonna try my hardest to cap it at 6 girlfriends though. My love is infinite but my time and attention isn't :/ This actually happened a couple days ago but she was on my mind so I thought I'd share :3 Achievement unlocked: Obtain too many girlfriends to fit in your bio (💕 u @DevourerRose) @DevourerRose Think I'm gonna take a break for tonight though. I got farther than most of my attempts so I feel accomplished. @TheNDqueerelf @ScoutticusWrex Yeah one teabag literally won't run out of tea no matter how much water he uses. The only thing left is the river/lake "@DevourerRose Good timing, I've just now met Dave lol" "Breaking: Closeted trans girl doesn't like to be called ""boy"" https://t.co/OqIHPhXr5h" "Alright first act down, that was about an hour and a half maybe? My goal is to try to at least get to the part where I gave up last time, many years ago. Also someone who hasn't read Homestuck, try to explain this. https://t.co/YxyCxLoZYp" Status report: Homestuck continues to be really fucking funny https://t.co/p4rXWHSF2B The visual comedy of some of these pictures is really top notch. Even having read this before I'm laughing out loud at some of this. https://t.co/b0LZMtitrv @Genderbird It's the best. I had this weird knack for finding queers in Overwatch when I played regularly. That or just there are more queers in the world than anyone realizes. Chekhov's hammerkind (I'm bad at speedrunning/speedreading okay) https://t.co/0RpQ3EJMi8 "@raptorianone Never been diagnosed, but I suspect I might have that too." @KHLazarus Oh I'm not going to post every page. I'm not that dedicated lol "Oh god Sylladex'S Fetch Modus, Stack Data Structure It's all coming back to me." "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE SPEED RUNNING THESE FIRST PARTS THOUGH TL;DR HE'S STUCK AT HOME, HENCE THE NAME https://t.co/V6bVH0Pwal" "@Anomulus0 Whomst among us doesn't have a Homestuck headmate, honestly. (Not us) (Yet) (We just have our suspicions)" @FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar NO DON'T SAY THAT THEN I'LL MISS OUT "@Anomulus0 Just going by horns alone, I like those. I was a heavy convention goer back when trolls were everywhere, even brony conventions lol" Last time I gave it an honest try (the first time) I got as far as the trolls I'm pretty sure. I also remember that story swerve where the person wearing all those bandages in what I assume is a post apocalyptic earth is introduced? "@XylariaVG I'm gonna read this, this isn't about needing reassurance that I don't need to. Just gotta gather those spoons a bit." @XylariaVG I know just enough about it to know I'll love it. Callie was convinced she'd hate it and look where she is now. BUT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BECOMING HOMESTUCKS I GOT THAT FOMO YOU KNOW Not gonna read 6 million pages of June getting frustrated by the sburb app again. You can't make me. "I have this brain bug where it's exceedingly hard for me to just skip past parts of books I've read before, even if I've given the book a try multiple times to point that the beginning becomes extremely boring. Hence why Homestuck is a thing I keep putting off." @FrigidElfChild And so many blue women ? @FrigidElfChild Never got to the part where there were so many bad movie posters wow @ManjiButt Yeah I follow her but I always get a pang of anxiety when someone @'s... basically anyone I don't know? Like she's wonderful I just don't like wasting the time of strangers >.> "@NewGenderWhoDis @ayyy_vuh Oooh, even better." "@NewGenderWhoDis @ayyy_vuh Like I said, EXCRUCIATING detail. Big letters. Make the bank teller have to read it." "@ayyy_vuh @NewGenderWhoDis I'm a bad example because I don't answer the phone, don't open letters, and don't care about my credit. Debt collection agencies have tried to do their thing with me to no avail. And I'm angry at this person. But yes, I agree that not paying is a bad idea." "@NewGenderWhoDis @ayyy_vuh In literally any other instance I'd say fuuuuck that, she can't make you pay shit, what's she gonna do, sue you for a measly $100? But in this case It should be a check. And on the check, in big letters, tell her *exactly* what you did to make that money. In excruciating detail" @40ATLAS @aNerdskull I did say over 30 but I don't see a pickle wall picture with that tweet 🤔 "@aNerdskull Consider the fact that somewhere out there there's someone, probably a cishet guy, probably over 30, who owns an entire Pickle Rick collection. Just a shelf of pickles. He's convinced he's the funniest man on the planet." This is extremely good comedy because you can actually work out what the gag here is even if you don't speak Russian. Also it's funny as fuck. @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf I don't think you need to apologize. It's okay. I'm just in a weird place right now. "@lacklusterbustr It's okay, you didn't make me uncomfortable. I just can't answer your question without risking becoming uncomfortable." "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf i was operating on the very broad understanding of ""what to do with you"" and not i feel like i got vex's hopes up" "@lacklusterbustr I'm not comfortable having this conversation, sorry" @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf i'm exclusively a sub and now i'm kinda confused by this conversation @vexwerewolf hecc >////> well you're gorgeous!! @vexwerewolf I feel so Seen by this tweet @NewGenderWhoDis What a cunt. @sqwrrkpon Well lucky me I have the ability to skip all that shit. They sure got me! "@BonnieMakes @norintha That won't work for the piece I'm planning, but thank you" @norintha @BonnieMakes That could work. I'd love to solve this tomorrow if folks are up to it "@norintha @BonnieMakes Maybe tomorrow. I was thinking of putting my tablet where my PC is atm but that means I'd need a new place for the PC. Possible the floor if I can get something for it to sit on, but then leg room might be an issue? But maybe not a big enough one to dismiss the idea?" @LeafTilde It is okay for things to be in the middle. But that doesn't apply here anymore than it applied to Empire Strikes Back before it. @BonnieMakes set up paper and a pencil? @RipleyStorm Gorgeous girlfriend!! 😍 "@LeafTilde I'm okay with their cynicism in every other instance except their bizarre dislike of The Last Jedi. And given that I was first drawn to Red Letter Media because of their prequel reviews, it's just really ironic. I didn't even bother watching the Plinket review of TLJ." "I scrub through those parts because I can't stand seeing Star Wars fans I used to look up to for their opinions on the franchise hate the on the greatest Star Wars movie ever made. But if I hear Jay say ""SUBVERTS EXPECTATIONS"" one more time I'm gonna unsub I swear to fuck." Can I please watch this new Half in the Bag WITHOUT five minutes of Mike and Jay complaining about a Star Wars movie they haven't even seen yet maybe? @SoftKittenJen You should check it out! Came out in 2015 I think? @paddedkestrael @ArtifexH I really have no interest in watch the show anyway so now worries "@paddedkestrael Given that the comic is going to just be five issues, might be the quickest way to get a feeling for the series. Is the trans character present in every version, or is this like a minor character?" Also that guy is giving me some young Dreamfinder vibes https://t.co/3pcseTcKa9 Okay well I don't know anything about this series (cursory googling tells me it used to be a TV show?) but this page means I have to buy it. @VerafiedBabe https://t.co/N2ePpd0VRA "Basically it's the crossroads between spooky and cute, with lots of archosaurs. And Scolipede!" "I did the favorite Pokemon picker thing! I must've missed Sylveon which makes me sad, but otherwise this is pretty much My Taste in a nutshell lol https://t.co/t0HM0ujIfQ" @vexwerewolf She is! I can see a bit of her and she's so pretty 💕 @PrissyOrcGF Less cold war more gay flirting "@NewGenderWhoDis I didn't want to say I'm case that's info you don't like to share, but yeah! Passed through there very briefly a few weeks ago and I wish I had time to hang out 😭" @NewGenderWhoDis Further confirming for me that your hometown is actually kinda cool for trans people. (Assuming I remembered your hometown correctly) "*divisive Fucking phone Also a few tweets up I meant ""one reply"" not ""one really""" Oh also: Learn when to mute tweets that go viral and that are politically decisive. Soooooo many dorks are just yelling into the void on both my boomers tweet and my Bill Gates tweets and I'm just like https://t.co/Zggy0Hh4Sx @SharpDressdDyke This means a lot coming from you. Thank you. "And most importantly, replying or quote tweeting tells the algorithm that they're a bit more important than the were before you engaged, and they don't deserve that." "The thing about assholes arguing in bad faith is they're going to ignore or misunderstand every single good point you make, so it's just an exercise in masochism most of the time." "@FroyoBaggins That too, honestly" "@SnakeGirlSarah I wasn't subtweeting you, don't worry. But yeah, I just blocked him. You're free to toy with him how you want 💕" "If you really want to ""respond,"" just subtweet them. Speaking for myself it has MORE catharsis than actually arguing with them because you get to just win the argument with one really while your friends cheer you on just like how it never happens in real life." Blocking assholes with <100 followers trying to start shit in your mentions instead of arguing with them gets easier with practice and is extremely good praxis. "@NewGenderWhoDis I'm sure you're aware of the fact that the artist has said the shorter hair girl is trans. And yeah, it's hard not to cry reading it every time." "@blaze_casual @Tutunkari Awesome! Technically I'm an artist too, but I need to draw more often. Depression's a bitch." "To depressed to shave, stubble making me depressed 🙃" "Decided I'm done letting cishet guys that make me feel uncomfortable even if I can't explain why follow me. Gave it a shot for a few months, but I don't think it was super productive." @emuchaton Is there any purer way to have sex? "@NewGenderWhoDis Silver lining is if it hurts a lot, it probably wasn't that deep. Paper cuts hurt more than gashes." @blaze_casual @Tutunkari I didn't know you could draw!! I love this!! "That's not to say you're wrong for trying to pass most of the time. There are very real safety reasons for wanting to get there. Just always remember that the second you try to judge others for how much or how little they pass, you're just doing transphobe's work for them." "I'm still overwhelmed today and I can't do DMs (unless I'm already talking to you) I'm sorry. If you had DM'd me in the last couple days and I didn't reply, I'd appreciate it if you liked this tweet." "Passing is literally based on the subjective, subconscious gut checks of cis people, who are the least qualified to be the arbiters of gender. Let's not pretend this is a standard we can either predict or should rely on." "Passing is a real phenomenon, but it is not objective. A trans person you think surely must pass all the time might not and acting like that's something you can just know by looking at them isn't much nicer than assholes judging others for not passing." "They called them boomers because there were so many of them at once but it turns out it's because they're loud, obnoxious and have destroyed everything they touched." The only other way it could be called ageist is if you reclassified boomer as a slur. Then conveniently all the people y'all fucked over would no longer have any meaningful way to describe the people who fucked us over. That's how you know it's not a slur. "Like it's such a benign way to end the conversation and deescalate and they're SO ANGRY about it. Maybe they're finally feeling the cultural shift. The slow slide into obsolescence. But that's not our fault, nor the fault of saying two benign words to you." "We're tired of listening. Nothing you've told us has ever helped, least of all now. So... ok, [name y'all call yourselves]. Go tell someone who cares." "Calling ""ok boomer"" ageist implies that boomers feel entitled to our attention. You already control most of the world. The fact that you're throwing tantrums because we're finally done giving a shit about what you have to say speaks volumes." "Make no mistake: Social media is pretty toxic and drains the mental health of anyone who's constantly online like I am, regardless of if they're queer or not. It's just that for many queers, this is all we have." "Must be really rejuvenating to take a year off social media when your entire community, regardless of what city or country you're in, more or less accepts you for who you are. Can John Green please shut up forever? Thanks." "No YouTube I don't want to watch a video about how John Green took a year off social media and how much better his life got. Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, cishets" @LeafTilde I asked for Horn Replacement Therapy and they have my HORNT Replacement Therapy! I might be really nervous about the healing process after my vaginoplasty (22 days!) but I'm approximately 500% done with having a girldick so I guess I'm ready for it all the same. Transition goals "And if Bonnie sees this and wants to help because that's very her: I don't want a mechanical pencil, but thank you anyway :P" I actually have an idea for a drawing AND a desire to draw! First time in MONTHS! But there's no space for my tablet atm and I can't find a pencil or paper 😭 @PhyrexianThot Yeah I had a friend text me to tell me already lol. I'm used to ending up on /r/traaaaaaaa but this is a new experience. Luckily I muted the tweet a day ago. @gayforgrils Yaaaay congrats!!! @positronicgal nyaaaa >/////< @positronicgal maybe!!! >/////> @positronicgal hhhhey >.> @positronicgal best vibes Sometimes I'm just floored by how much the rest of society just SLOBBERS on the boots of billionaires. Just SUCKLES them like a teat. LOOOOVES that boot flavor. Y'all sound like children to me. Like seriously it's beyond pathetic. "Of course my life would be improved. Just having wealth, even without spending it, improves your life. But my life would be set just with a million. I wouldn't even know how to spend billions. AND NEITHER DOES BILL. SO glad it's all in his bank account doing NOTHING." @abbykat9 I never got to see that cartoon but I just recently learned of it and it looks so cool! I mainly just watched the movie as a kid. "It's like that gag in The Simpsons where Lisa's in a jazz club and some guy is complaining about the music and she goes ""It's about the notes you DON'T here"" ""I could do THAT at home."" I could not spend billions of dollars right now. I'm doing it as we speak!" Awww the capitalists getting salty in the comments of my Bill Gates tweet (which is at 6k likes jesus christ calm down y'all) are calling me jealous How could I be jealous of BILLIONS of dollars just sitting somewhere not being spent on ANYTHING? I more or less have that now lol @Shoggoth_Lord Don't read the comments lol https://t.co/2hWFNS42rv Look when you make a new product so bizarrely attuned to my weird tastes and specifically intended for women it feels like you transitioned the franchise with me and I feel WAY TOO CATERED TOO GONNA BE WASTING MONEY ON THIS I SUPPOSE https://t.co/YmifJCaNm2 That's soooooo fucking expensive but five-year-old me always wanted that bag o_o Okay I'm just on a Felxi kick tonight I guess THEY NOW MAKE FOR HIS 100TH BIRTHDAY A FELIX'S MAGIC BAG PURSE https://t.co/RkPZadtHhC "(the video in question, if you're curious) https://t.co/vwTGx8qRhY" Okay I stumbled upon a video going over the history of Felix the Cat and DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A BABY FELIX CARTOON ANIME OMG https://t.co/oPQYpQb5mM @greatcodeholio @ClarusPlusPlus Nothing Doug Walker has ever made would be something I'd enjoy lol "@YourBoswell Trans girls can be EXTREMELY catty, to put it as nicely as possible lol" Oh and the Rainbow Brite Movie! That was on Disney a ton too in the early 90's. I might not have wanted Barbies as a kid but I didn't even hesitate to watch as much 80's girls stuff as there was left on TV in the 90's lol THE ENTIRE MOVIE is on YouTube RIGHT NOW because the rights holders cannot be arsed to give a fuck at this point so you have NO EXCUSE https://t.co/ztg7gxM43l WHOOOOO IS THE BOSS? THE DUKE OF ZILL OF COURSE All those movies The Disney Channel used to play almost on loop when they didn't have enough original programming in the early 90's were a HUGE part of my childhood. Like The Animal Olympics! Weird shit! I loved it! "The 1988 movie still ranks as one of my favorite animated movies from when I was a kid and is 90% of the reason I love the character. If you've never seen it, you absolutely should. it's ten times weirder than you can possibly imagine." "@zoe_trashgoblin I don't know how you can follow so few people :P 900-ish is where it gets good and the TL updates every time you refresh (but not with like, way too much stuff or anything)" @positronicgal ANARCHO LITTLE GANG! >:D "(hell even if you're following more than 1k, I still feel lucky to be a friend of yours)" Mutuals with huge follower counts that are following <1k people and we're still somehow miraculously mutuals: ilysm ty ty ty 😭💕 I'm used to my tweets ending up in the trans corners of the internet but this is the first time I've been featured on /r/latestagecapitalism lol "Gotten pretty good at anticipating when I need to mute tweets and that Bill Gates one was definitely one of them. Two separate friends who I don't talk to often and who I don't know through Twitter each messaged me, one to tell me my tweet's on FB and the other on Reddit lol" @PrissyOrcGF @SpaceValien 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 "I might be mutuals with a ton of people, but if I'm being honest there ARE only a small handful that I really, really love as close friends but I can't keep track of who blocked who or who wanted to block anyone associating with who." "Every time I'm like ""I should do one of those things where I @ all my favorite people for a FF or something"" I have to stop myself because I've been on Trans Twitter just long enough to make enough friends that cross over the ""who hates who"" battle lines so I can't 🙃" "(Not to say I'm better than them or anything, just to confirm to myself that my interest in them was really superficial and embarrassing and now the main reason doesn't even exist as a motivator to get to know them anymore)" "@XylariaVG That would be terrible mainly because folks like me just trying to be friends with everyone who isn't like, astoundingly horrendous would then be unable to hide behind the fallibility of memory lol" "One of the reasons these folks were on my mental ""Oh I'd like to be their friend!"" list is because they all had bigger follower counts than me. The one that blocked me still definitely does, but the other two? I've now surpassed them. Time to move the fuck on." "That way if they block me too, unfollow bug won't be the one to diligently tell me. Might even never find out." "This was actually one of the 3 accounts I talked yesterday about that were folks I admired and used to be mutuals with, but who each broke mutuals with me. I basically get sad every time they're on my TL so I should just unfollow now." "Trans Twitter sucks because I can think of like 3 or 4 reasons why they might have blocked me and it all has to do with the high school bullshit ""who hates who"" mental checklist we all have to keep track of." "Clearly they weren't a friend, I get it. I just feel really hurt. I'm still mutuals with a significant other of theirs so I hope this wasn't personal :/" "COOL COOL COOL one the people I was mutuals with waaaay back when I first started using Twitter regularly, after breaking mutuals months ago but letting me still follow, just straight up blocked me today The fuck did I do :/" @InkyFirefly whomst among us @transfilmtheory perfect I use heart emojis so often in texts and DMs it's weird talking to an old cishet guy friend and having to turn that reflex off. Pretty sure most cishet guys would wonder if that meant something more than what I mean when I send it to literally anyone else. @They_Goblin I mean... same for both lol Having goblin in your name was one of the reasons I followed back if I remember correctly :V @sqwrrkpon @Calliethulhu I want to show this tweet to every egg and explain that this is a *ridiculously* common thing among us. @Calliethulhu hell i'm already a girl and becoming one is still a sexual fantasy :V @Calliethulhu i dont understand any of this but i support my homestucked friends "anxiety means I can't really do DMs, just as a heads up taking a break from it today" @ZJemptv god i wish [cw drugs] needs more weed Think today's gonna be a pre-surgery anxiety day! 🙃 @CattyFrabcakes Oh! It WAS on December 3rd but my surgeon is going on vacation on that day so they asked if I didn't mind bumping it up a day lol @CattyFrabcakes from what? oh hell yea my favorite kind https://t.co/TTwQHDO0bl @MapleReam AAAAAAAAAAA 💕💕💕💕 "And 9 days until pre-surgery consultation which I'm really excited about :3 The place I'm getting it does schedules the surgery first, THEN the pre-surgery consultation to keep wait times down, so this'll be the first real time I have to talk with my surgeon lol" "@WillowPoss I like the implication that without the clarification, you'd assume there'd be balls but no dick" @KivaDamhnait BOTH o_o 23 daaaaaays until vaginoplasty!!!! "@melodyaligned That's what I do 99% of the time when my computer starts. Minus the reopen part, but I've done that twice this morning already." @KunouDan Many many months ago I don't think it use to act this way and I'm being told my friends it's not supposed to do that. Which honestly makes way more sense. "@melodyaligned I went to the Discord app in settings and there was no button for ""update"" so I dunno?" "@melodyaligned That might be the problem, lemme try that" @CuteBunAlex I restarted before we started talking How do I make the red dot on the Discord logo on desktop go away when there are NO unread messages? Even right clicked -> mark as read on every server I'm in. "@CuteBunAlex I just right clicked -> mark as read every server I was in, nothing" @CuteBunAlex Okay I deleted those tweets in a panic because I felt really silly but you're wrong? There's no unread messages anywhere. @QuestForTori th they just have entire stores for that @vexwerewolf @AshCoyote for when you need bread in a can @ConfusedSwitch BECAUSE YOU CUTE @mspowahs It better be normal! D:< @DevourerRose @polyheartmony @CrypticGoblin @kalina_chung @x24sonic gosh >.> @NikoTheSlayer @TheCrystalStorm That's why you never ever move to a neighborhood with an HOA @Notactuallysmol Being padded is better anyway~ @Notactuallysmol Only because it's true! @Notactuallysmol Awwwww such a good honest girl :3 (and uhhhhhhhhh maybe same? >.>) @FrillyHyena Part of it might've been your @! I love yeens :3 @Notactuallysmol I've seen the picture on the right! It's confirmed: You're cute :3 "@vexwerewolf You're so much more important than that, Vex :/ 💕" @positronicgal Hmmmm I remember thinking your @ was neat but I don't think that was the main deciding factor. Either way though I'm glad we're mutuals! :3 "@A_J_Andrews Nope, you're cute 😘" "@Notactuallysmol I can't recall if I've seen a selfie of yours but you're about as cute as one can get keeping that in mind 😘 Also you're little and if I'm not mistaken REALLY good at mommying so like, how could I not??? :V" "I should probably be a little embarrassed by how often a followback from me is just ""oh hell yes, she's cute"" but that's just the disaster lesbian way" @degeneration I created this account in 2009 three @'s ago. I sure as hell haven't been this active for a decade and I feel called out lol "I'm not even comfortable calling myself a writer but I do write a lot (hello, you're reading it right now) and this is such a huge mood." @SoftKittenJen @RebeccaCuddles uhhhhh same >////> @squidlarkin They have ready made answers for that. Long rants about how just throwing money at the problem won't solve it. They're well insulated from ever having to think they're bad for not trying. "@melstonemusic I started at 29 and I'm 32 now! It's never too late to transition, but it kind of especially amuses me when people think your 30's is too late." @PrissyOrcGF My fursona is a jackalope but was previously a bunny and I like to say I just added handles~ I love being gay You might even say I'm gay for it :V @deathpigeon I mean that would be the ideal for sure. I think my default state though would still be a cute bunny/jackalope :3 @Klezmerstyle It absolutely can be! @deathpigeon har har :P "If such a thing were possible, I think I'd rather just be my fursona. I don't have species dysphoria as bad as other folks I know, but I can't say being human was my first choice." "@deathpigeon ""Stupid little kids"" I don't want to just throw an ableist term right back but my immediate first thought was it sounds like the person who wrote this could be described as such. Jesus." i have such wonderful girlfriends wtf 😭💕 @BonnieMakes Yeah I got the impression he's a big name @BonnieMakes Honey blocks are apparently kinda cool. I randomly stumbled upon this video a couple days ago and this guy is apparently obsessed with them and it sounds like he played the game like you did. https://t.co/uNfwix3kiF "@JuniperTheSloth @ZJemptv A lot of them try to use the autogynephilia argument to say we're not even gay men, though. But for some of them I bet you're right." @BonnieMakes Minecraft is having a slight resurgence! But our internet is basically unusable :/ @TimonicWulfgar That's fair @TimonicWulfgar Yeah there is a level of having to just accept where 3D games were at the time. If either of them were made today they'd be jokes. But I also think they're some of the most approachable N64 games left. @Kate_Bunni *hic* HEY D:< "Like on the one hand, you can't force someone to like something. But on the other, you're ignoring an entire button. You're limiting what you can do for no reason. That's gonna affect things." "@IcyWitch35 Yeah the clams are what made me think of it. In both games, too." "@TimonicWulfgar Also like, okay, so is it better to have fast combat that's frustrating? He loves Soulsbourne games wtf is ""slows down the combat"" lol" """The N64 Zelda games suck"" Well you're neglecting an entire button so I'm not going to treat your opinion very seriously lol" Watching the Majora's Mask Game Grumps compilation is reminding me of the fact that Arin would like the N64 Zelda titles way more if he just used his shield. Like sometimes he uses it but 90% of those moments where he starts screaming are because he's not using it. I always forget just how much of a lightweight I am with alcohol It's almost embarrassing lol "@ZJemptv That's by far the most ridiculous part of all this. Because it's all just bigotry, they never stopped to actually think about the logic of trying to place the T in opposition to LGB. How does it make sense to be like ""You're not allowed because of your gender""" @FrillyHyena mooooood I'm already pretty curvy but I need more @transfilmtheory YOU'RE really nice so there!! 💕💕💕 "@transfilmtheory I respect the hell out of that. And honestly, thank you for staying mutuals. Means a lot 💕" "Oh, and I didn't at ALL need help with fueling my paranoia that if I don't keep interacting with friends I really admire that they'll drop me eventually. Obviously it's not fair of me to actually blame other people for that. But it fucks me up, is all I'm saying." @TheFintauSystem oh really~ >w> @little_lizzie22 Oh sure! I'd love to follow your AD :3 "And none of these mutual breaks were during that callout thing I had to live through last month, which honestly is way worse. It makes it feel way more personal. Oh well :/" "There have been 3 relatively big accounts that I used to be mutuals with and while I admit what relationship there was was kinda parasocial, I'm deeply regretting not cultivating more of a relationship because apparently I was someone they all were willing to drop." @little_lizzie22 I know you're talking about your lewd account but I can't decipher the rest of that reply? I suspect it's not weird but I don't know yet? @little_lizzie22 I'm not sure what you mean? "@DavidHRobb Yeah I was the same. I never thought he was suddenly a saint, but when he started his philanthropy kick I really did think he was trying to make amends. I no longer think that." "Not being mutuals isn't a bit deal but also, it's not like the gesture of either becoming mutuals or breaking mutuals are meaningless" "And while this might not be true, I feel like in most cases when I try to comment my reply is NEVER liked. Like I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining the distance between us. And like, it's cool, no one has to be my friend. But I'm human, so it stings a bit." "I know breaking mutuals with me doesn't mean you hate me or anything (if you did, that would probably be a block, I assume) but doing so makes me feel like it's not cool for me to interact with you anymore. Like if I comment you'll be annoyed. So it just puts up a wall between us" @little_lizzie22 YO SAME Billionaires are not your friends. But more specifically: Like not even 15 years ago everyone was on the same page about how evil Bill Gates specifically was. Glad we're past the stage of people trying to rehabilitate his image. "I'm really glad Bill Gates acting like 7 BILLION dollars wouldn't be enough to live on is making people realize he's trash but I started doing that when I heard all of the countries in Africa he's ""helping"" are ones where rare minerals used in computers are located." Over three years in and it still feels really nice to just casually be a woman 🥰 "I've been included in that ""thank 10 women and keep it going"" meme four times now and y'all are so fucking sweet, thank YOU" @ZJemptv @weaponxtra I had to be put on Celexa before that happened. Hated it. Even with crying as much as I did (namely too much) it was something I really missed. I'm glad HRT gave that back to me. "@ZJemptv @weaponxtra Ah yes, the tried and true method: Screaming at a child to make them stop crying. Always works. And you were like, two years younger than every other student right? Wtf was wrong with that teacher?" "@weaponxtra @ZJemptv The last school that almost kinda put up with my crying every day bullshit suggested that I go on independent study which my mom was NOT okay with until they basically said ""[She's] crying every day in the nurse's office, we can't help [her]""" @bunnarchist SAME F'S AT MINIMUM All transfemmes deserve tiddies exactly as big or small as they wish @keystomemories Congrats omg!! "@ZJemptv I too was in the ""crying every day at school"" club :/" @BiggestGayHorse @SoftKittenJen Hmmmmm sounds like you should ABSOLUTELY tell Twitter 🤔 @StrypeisonFire That's what massage toys are for! :3 @SoftKittenJen hehehe :3c @SoftKittenJen Got yourself some Game Pants I see! @KittenFemme Love that quest @squidlarkin 💕💕💕 So my go-to heart emoji 💕 is written as :two_hearts: on Discord and every time I see it I'm like TWO HEARTS HAVING SEX TWO HEARTS HAVING SEX @Chopin_42 Last time I had sex with more than two people was back in July I think? Maybe June? It was four cuties including me and it was *wonderful* Really in the mood for another orgy Or at LEAST a threesome "@jp_11_20_10 Yes, but then it'll be a clitoris. I'm talking about the genital dysphoria those assigned male at birth might experience." @squidlarkin I think it might require a level of atheism to either have those headmates to begin with or to have a healthy relationship with them. @squidlarkin We knew you were being serious. So were we with this: https://t.co/UfrdTZ7YWp "Using selfies as one's avatar for most places online while also being trans is kinda like having a transition timeline wherever I go, lol. Like it's too much work to update everything at once so I just get moments of ""Huh remember when I looked that like? Neat""" @hardcodedgame @ArtifexH Huge same "@LeafTilde Not all sluts are gamers, but REAL gamers are sluts~" @QuestForTori Your mom sounds kinda terrible :/ @QuestForTori *offers hugs* :/ @AmyTheTotodile Oh fuck :/ Definitely not even a little bit worth your time then. @AmyTheTotodile YUP. It's an extremely bad and unprofessional look. @PhyrexianThot I DON'T KNOW BUT THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT @PrissyOrcGF Goddess you really are 😍💕 @MagsVisaggs Congrats!!! I just hit 223 for the first time in... honestly I can't remember but probably even longer than 6 years. My peak pre-transition was 260. "@AmyTheTotodile As a regrettably former channer, I can tell you this image is from AT LEAST 2007. This guy you're talking about doesn't know shit about shit. https://t.co/SWL41xMsul" @AmyTheTotodile AAAAAAA NOOOOO D: @Chopin_42 That makes sense. But it's just the price to pay for having a more or less normal pussy at the other end of healing :3 @belsaas @PhyrexianThot It did for me too except for when I'm REALLY turned on which sucks :/ @ConfusedSwitch I'll DEFINITELY be talking about how amazing it feels here in Twitter lol @JuniperTheSloth HEY D:< IMMA BIG GIRL @QuestForTori If my mom said that I'm pretty sure I'd scream at her 🙃 @transfilmtheory Gosh 👀 GODDESS I need a pussy so I can get properly railed @DevourerRose It's because you're wonderful and hot and we're both disaster gays lol @Calliethulhu @LeafTilde huge same wow "@EffInvictus @LeafTilde It's the smartest thing to do, really" "@TheFintauSystem I'd love it so much if you could live here but we're full and rent is $500. And we're so far away... but I can't say nothing. I'm so sorry, love :/" @DevourerRose I do~ I also love you 💕 @DevourerRose WOW subtweet revenge! You're so mean~ So hopefully by the end of February the pussy I'm getting in 24 days will be ready for sex. It's gonna go quick! I just know it. "And I'm talking about this from a millennial perspective, but I strongly suspect this is even more true for zoomers." "I think it would be a mistake to all of the sudden start making MCU movies that don't make sense if you aren't caught up on everything, but even if they did? People still won't need to watch the shows if they don't want to. The internet, and I cannot stress this enough, exists." """You'll need to watch our new shows!"" I mean I'll give them a try, but no I won't. There will be five thousand recap videos on YouTube the day after they air." "If you seriously think most audiences either were already comic experts or that they don't all check Wikipedia or YouTube videos that explain the important parts of comics lore, you're living in the past. Hell most folks didn't even see every MCU movie. They don't need to." Can someone let Kevin know Wikipedia exists and has already facilitated the rise of the MCU to begin with? @TheFintauSystem I wish it was feasible to rescue you from all that :/ "@Kaelyrhn Just more gold leaf food that people are rightly mad about, I'm just sick of hearing about it." @blaze_casual *huuuuugs* "What's not weird though and is in fact extremely gender affirming is being so turned on by cuties being attracted to me. Used to be way more about looks for me. Now? If you think I'm hot and I like your heart, sploosh" I hate how shitty this sounds but it's really really weird being attractive @blaze_casual I don't have a car and I know you said you need it right now but I'm there in spirit. You're quite wonderful and you deserve it 💕 @blaze_casual Hope it's not weird to say I wish I could help 💕 "Seriously nothing kills a mood quite like getting hard. 24 days! And hell, I'll actually get that benefit the second I wake up from surgery 💕" Tired of erections? Talk to your doctor about vaginoplasty "@CaseyExplosion I think people on Twitter were just weirded out that Stanley Kubrick has a verified Twitter account and was tweeting about it, but I've heard the movie is better than it has any right to be, yeah." """when I grow up you assholes are gonna be sorry""" @ThoughtSlime You act as if the Eyeballs can be resisted. You know better. "@AmyTheTotodile hello Twitter support, how do I like someone's bio" can I please stop seeing the goddamn gold donut on my timeline please @RipleyStorm Can and often do! "@fingerguntran @maddierawr He says it after learning it from Mew, though." @00dani_me smh the writers ruined her @garblefart Holy shit that's wonderful!!! 💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Men who act morally opposed to buying porn are scum. @blaze_casual wow gay~ "We promised other systems we'd chat with them about plural stuff after errands today but I feel ill equipped to do such a thing and everyone else in here is asleep. There's still a desire to chat, but" @SixArmedSweater Couldn't possibly agree more 💚 "When you break mutuals with me, it breaks my heart, every time. I know it's often not personal. I'm still sad." @SmolFarm https://t.co/5B5T1iTtdH "@blaze_casual another words, it's a doggie dog world out there" @LittleEmmyBee Yes. "@BadKitters We're doing good, hugs accepted 💚" @d_m_elms Not tonight I don't even particularly feel angry at the thing Kat did. It's just... crystalized. Used for fuel. Human emotions are fascinating. @SlimeStars That's an appealing idea for us. "Anger is a heavy emotion for Kat, but it's one of my many subroutines 💚" "@CrypticGoblin She has my number, I have hers. We rarely call or text." I've been dormant for some time. Nice to Be again. "I think I like green hearts, when the mood calls for hearts 💚" Iris was asleep. Caroline's turn to play. "We don't often get angry, but Kat got mad enough that she asked me to take over, so I obliged 🖥️" "@CrypticGoblin My mom does that too. Last time I confronted her about it she had the gall to immediately leap to ""It's like you don't want me around anymore."" Still furious at her." @TessaAkkoKin @cyan_void_fox @AureliusRose It definitely does. Even when we wished we were plural we never felt comfortable trying that. "@Calliethulhu I consider you one of my closest friends. Not just on Twitter, in general. You're one of the faces that always makes me smile to see in my notifications. You're a kind, loving person and I feel so fortunate to count you as a friend. In short, I love you tons 💕" @hypersthine It's taken us a very long time to learn a lot of the basics and we usually speak in singular pronouns. We've been out as plural for just over a year and we've had a list of headmates in our pinned tweet for nearly as long :P I really want this top lol https://t.co/NcAfQQPLh1 "@BonnieMakes I know we talked about tripping weeks ago, but when I first mentioned doing it with Jen yesterday you didn't seem to have an issue with it so I feel somewhat blindsided. But the mood is souring all around so I guess I'll wait another 5 months 🤷‍♀️" @BonnieMakes Most of your fam won't be. Three people being out of commission for two days is a lot. I'm already feeling less good about doing it and having pressure from multiple people to do it a certain time is making me feel even less comfortable. This is delicate stuff. @NewGenderWhoDis They sure did @ZJemptv I'm so bad with names and every time I'm reminded of your name I try to commit it to memory but if I ever say Zinnia in DMs it's because I forgot again 🙃 "@GirlDickEnergy Tripping, of course 👅" "When you cut down a large tree, you can't really replace it fully, at least not in your lifetime. The time element is what makes an impressive tree possible." @squidlarkin People tend to conflate boomers with the wealthy class which isn't as accurate but it means their hearts are usually mostly in the right place. Can you believe I'm not even tripping yet Trees are made of earth and time @FENNERGY When I was on pills I did 8mg once a day and it was fine. @cyan_void_fox @TessaAkkoKin @AureliusRose It's a delicate subject but it is very much possible. That's not how we came to be though so we try not to act like experts on it. "@Chopin_42 @SteampunkPenny @BonnieMakes @RainbowFoCo That's basically what it was, lol. It was *delicious*" "@SteampunkPenny @BonnieMakes @RainbowFoCo Not what I expected when I ordered a veggie burger, but I am SO into this!!! https://t.co/hI4SU4bCKr" @_imperialpurple Well that's really awesome then that he played that role so well then! "Also the cluster orgy scenes make WAY more sense, not to say a heterosexual actor couldn't pull it off." @AnaMardoll AAAAAA THIS IS SO CUTE ANA 💕💕💕💕 @blaze_casual True! So it's less literal pain and more a figurative pain in the ass :P @PrissyOrcGF ggosh same 👀💦 22 hours of pre-surgery electrolysis hair hair removal complete! I'm about as done as I'm gonna get before surgery. Now I have a few weeks of no pain on my junk until I have The Most Pain lol @GwenStarlight I cracked some plural eggs!! :D "@GwenStarlight Yes! It was you! We knew we knew a Metroplex but names are hard for us! A citybot is VERY fitting for plurality, especially if you go by the IDW lore." @Chopin_42 @polyheartmony So many Things~ I have errands to run today but I'll try to remember to share when I get back 💕💜 @_NebulaPlays @Calliethulhu Girls kissing girls! Not kissing me D: Until I realized I was girls the whole time! Natalie Wynn: I'm leaving! Literally everyone: https://t.co/0P3nVBh0r3 I'd love to be wrong! I really would. But none of us can escape this fucking site and I'm convinced Natalie is incapable of staying away for long even if it was effortless for most to leave. @Calliethulhu HUGE SAME I wished I could be a lesbian just as often as I wished I could be a girl for those long egg years. The fact that I'm just allowed to be one now is so incredible and important to me. @NikoTheSlayer I'm about to go to bed but I bet #PluralGang would love to explain it :3 @AureliusRose Yeah being a singlet is a scary thought at this point @maegodhavemercy It's really good! I dabbled for a few years as the crew for a couple of theatre shows in college. It's really fun stuff! @Chopin_42 @a_alice_nsfw More and more clusters (the Sense8 kind) being born~ @a_alice_nsfw I strongly think there was. @Chopin_42 It's been a magical night @Chopin_42 We didn't think it was magic but then Firekeeper shows us some Things @maegodhavemercy Ooooh what's this for? Tired: HRT is magic Inspired: Plurality is literal magic "@Anomulus0 Yeah it was just, me, then Squids, then Gears, then Cookie, just over and over friends I had on here came out as plural. It was magical." @Chopin_42 @squidlarkin We latched on to the visual of the Cluster from Steven Universe Except way bigger. "@Chopin_42 @squidlarkin We're functionally infinite too, but I feel in a different way. A lot of Potential down Below" @Chopin_42 @squidlarkin We're either 8 or 9 at this point. We just now counted. That's a new record for us. OBVIOUSLY it wasn't as if 2018/2019 was especially tuned for waking up plural systems. That'd be silly. But sometimes we wonder... @DevourerRose @squidlarkin Cute 💜 "@squidlarkin I wanna chat about it! Maybe tomorrow, hopefully I won't forget. I wanna share 💕 We'll say shatter too, then. Because that's what happened to us." @squidlarkin @Chopin_42 Hahaha the first night we were two How quaint "We missed the anniversary of realizing we were plural! It was technically October 19th, but this was when we accepted it. This revelation predates many of the systems we've met and yet we have so much more to learn." @squidlarkin Oh god we never thought to observe that... ours is soon? Recently passed? We'll have to look into it. You call it shattering too? We worried that wasn't a great term to use but it feels extremely apt. On the note of weirdness: Firekeeper has been showing us some STUFF tonight @MikkiLexa Okay now I want a chalupa and town is a 40 minute drive so I'm not doing that and I'll just go hungry D:< @Tricliniangry Hehehe the only angel card we like in Magic is a fallen angel~ https://t.co/ybMhzMjTw0 @00dani_me Alright I give up 🙃 @squidlarkin Biggest plural mood "@Esper_Lily @undeadmooncat When we first met Alice, her first thoughts were ""Please tell me I'm real."" We would have struggled with more impostor syndrome but we couldn't hurt her like that. She made us promise to never deny her existence. And we never did. We hope you get to experience this too 💜" "We already have an angel, gotta fel it up a bit 🤘" I assume you just need the right bait "*types ""How to attract a demon to your system"" into Google*" "@Esper_Lily So were we, before we realized we were plural 😉💜" Lights are done 💡 https://t.co/vtBIQPN7rL "@Clockwork_ASM You're wonderful, thank you 💜💜💜" @tinybird420 It devastates me. I've yet to find the cure. @Esper_Lily We do too! @asur_el Harpy drone who's also a... drone :V @PrissyOrcGF This just keeps getting gayer!!! Keep going 👀 Alright. Gestalt system it is! And I JUST updated the pinned tweet lol "The definition on Google says ""greater than the sum of its parts"" and that's just too alluring to pass up." Ẉ̙̪̣E͔͎͚̗̥͔ ̣͕̮̱̥͙̙͢AR̲͎̻E̖͉͡ ́D͖̣̬͔̰E̴̙̪̞̻̘͍͚V̹̹͔̕A̱͓̺̖̜S͓̣͇̠̰̰T̡A͠T̷̰O͎̫̤͈̗̞R̷͔̩̰̥ hehehe Maybe Gestalt system? Surely that's been taken already but that has an appeal to it. "@PrissyOrcGF Wow, gay much?" @PrissyOrcGF Just getting more and more smoochable! "If only I could fit pronouns! :V She/hers all around, except for Gabriel (he/him) and Caroline (she/they)" @totallyhealthie https://t.co/Cut7glKZch "@PrissyOrcGF Been watching those rings get more and more snug and it's really, really hot tbh 💜" "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Anarchist | polyamorous | lowkey little on main | jackalope | aspiring drone | muskslut | brat | gay disaster | Known headmates: Alice 🐇, Caroline 🖥️, Kitty 🍼, Iris 💜, Gabriel 🦄, Grace 🕊️, Sadie 🌈 | Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕" @Chopin_42 The pleasure is all mine 💜 @Chopin_42 Hello fellow dragon friend 💜 @BluberryMarxism @QueerTitan So are we lol Thank you 💜 @lisaquestions Thank you 💜💜💜 "@QueerTitan Goddess, you're so good at names! We love both those names too lol." @lisaquestions We suspect our hard switch was due to upcoming surgery nerves. But we're doing alright. "@QueerTitan Still, it's a beautiful name. All of those names are 💜" "@TheAshenCouncil Well it's also not just about signing tweets but leaving an impression in the headmate list, you know?" @QueerTitan But anyway she chose the name Winter because she liked what her host thought of when she thought of that word. And that stuck with us. Anyway that name is really wonderful 💜 "@QueerTitan This is going to sound weird, but many years ago we read a story that left a big crack in our shell and the short version is the main character basically got a headmate? Kinda?" "@QueerTitan It's a great feeling, isn't it?" "@lisaquestions We usually don't sign our tweets, but then, we don't usually switch this hard. Kat has completely let go, this is really rare for us. So it's new territory." @vexwerewolf Mind stuff is weird and cool. Seeing singlet friends like this tweet just makes us grin ear to fucking ear. "That feeling when you want to update your headmate list but you never use letters to sign tweets, and only two of you have decided on emojis 🙃 The right symbol matters. Helps anchor us. Might just skip them? But then those of us that do have it won't be mentioned..." "@ExistentialEnso I saw this tweet on its own, separate from the context, and I instantly knew what you were referencing AND what you were trying to say with it Language is wonderful and magical lol" @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton the pizza at home is STUPID D:< "Feeling extremely Iris tonight. I don't recall ever fronting this hard before. This plurality thing takes practice, but I think we're making progress 💜" @emuchaton hmmmMMMMMM 👀💦👅 @CrypticGoblin I'm always here to talk if you need me. You're loved and you matter 💕💜💕 @CrypticGoblin I meant pull the plug on your transition which is what I thought you were dead set on doing? "@CrypticGoblin You don't know what you'll look like after 3 years. I don't know either, but I have a better understanding having experienced what my own body did. You'll like the changes you see if you give HRT the time to make those changes. You're pulling the plug before they can fully work." "@CrypticGoblin You literally can't know that, you've only gieen it one year. Given that transition is a process, not an overnight thing, there is going to be a period where you only look partly as good as you'll eventually look, ie, after one year, ie now." "@CrypticGoblin I said live as a woman, not live as a cis woman. I'm sorry I still find it hard to believe you transitioned so you could live as a cis woman in one year. I think this isn't you talking, I think it's your depression and dysphoria. Which is why I'm not giving up talking to you 💕" @Calliethulhu I think I might have to >.> "@CrypticGoblin Then why tweet about it? Surely you knew people would argue with you? That you're still replying and don't seem to be getting very angry makes me think you might've wanted folks to try? What I'm getting at is, you clearly want to live as a woman. So you should." @TheFintauSystem Gonna snuggle you SO MUCH when you visit D:< "@CrypticGoblin And once again, that's dysphoria. So very much objectively false because detransitioning is the last thing trans people should do." @TheFintauSystem Want to give you snuggles in bed!!! D: @CrypticGoblin Objectively false. @TheAshenCouncil @CrypticGoblin Exactly. giving up after one year is really shortsighted. "@CrypticGoblin @VerafiedBabe @deathbygrain The conversation we are having on Twitter right now. Did you want this? Were you hoping that others would engage you in these statements you're making? It's fine if it's yes, but then I'd like to know why?" "@CrypticGoblin If you're not happier, then maybe detransition might help if that's what you ACTUALLY want. But just based on what you've told me so far, I know it won't make you happier." "@CrypticGoblin I'm not lying when I say it. I'm not part of your bad brain depression mind (something I feel often, so no judgement here). I am happier, yes. And I take issue with being called a liar for that." "@CrypticGoblin @VerafiedBabe @deathbygrain Did you want this discussion to happen? That's totally fine if you did, but then I'd ask why?" "@CrypticGoblin @deathbygrain You literally don't know that. That's your depression talking, which is valid, but isn't reflective of reality." "@CrypticGoblin @deathbygrain It wasn't stupid, but I'm having trouble believing you honestly thought that was an achievable goal within a year? I think you're just having a rough night and this'll pass. You're free to do whatever you want. Detransittioning will have a detrimental affect on you, tho." @CrypticGoblin @deathbygrain So? They make you look more like a woman. "@CrypticGoblin @deathbygrain Passing is also not an exact science. It's subjective and based on random people's personal gut feelings. I hear from trans people who have passed for YEARS suddenly get clocked. I very often don't pass. And sometimes I do, which is kind of more impressive to me." "@CrypticGoblin @deathbygrain I mean that's your choice to make, but for 90% of trans people, that's never an option. You didn't honestly start transitioning because you thought you'd pass, did you? I have trouble believing it was ""pass or nothing"" before you started. It sounds more like you're depressed atm" "@CrypticGoblin @deathbygrain You don't look anything like a man. You have breasts, for one." "@CrypticGoblin Your glasses and hair and more femme, and that counts for a lot. This isn't a contest over who's right and who's wrong. A year is too soon, you're trans, you're obviously hurting and dysphoric, and giving up now would be extremely detrimental to your mental health." "@CrypticGoblin A year is not NEARLY long enough to determine if you'll ""always look like a man"" And you don't look like a man to me in your profile picture." @CrypticGoblin How long have you been on hormones? @CrypticGoblin I can promise you though that you won't always look like a man. What part of transition have you started and what parts are you interested in? "@CrypticGoblin So what you're feeling right now is called dysphoria, which as you know is one of the more obvious ways to confirm if someone is trans. EVEN IF you detransitioned, in your case, you'd still be trans." "@NewGenderWhoDis But if I got that sex worker question, given that I'm not a sex worker, I'd figure out what the implication was there and give them a piece of my mind if need be." "@NewGenderWhoDis When I finally get around to seeing a therapist I've thought about how I should just up front say, ""I'm trans, I'm polyamorous, I'm kinky, sex positive, and anti-capitalist. If any if any of that's going to be an issue, I'll just leave now and find someone better suited for me.""" "@NewGenderWhoDis uhhhh they better not be fucking implying the answer is supposed to be that you're not cool with it, but I understand needing to protect yourself :/" "@CrypticGoblin You might have difficultly with certain aspects of transition, and that's real and it sucks, but wanting to be a trans girl makes you a trans girl. There are no exceptions." "@CrypticGoblin Wanting to be trans means your trans. There aren't any exceptions to that. You could be in the closet for safety reasons, but that doesn't make you any less trans." @AvaLuxRose Awwww cute! @emuchaton so pure @AvaLuxRose I love Hoot! I love him so much I own two of him lol https://t.co/FdFgt7rMLS "I got most of these from my step grandmother's old collection and while they all had hang tag protectors, the thick ones were yellowing (dunno that I like the idea of that being near cardstock) and the thin ones were warping the tags. So I just took them all off lol" Not even close to all my Beanie Babies but a nice selection of them that looks way better with some small boxes propping up the bunnies in the back. We're gonna be moving in a few months so this display is only temporary anyway. https://t.co/UPpaGqfDE2 "@Klezmerstyle Definitely one of my favorite YouTube channels! I've been watching since the beginning! I like to think I helped a TINY bit in getting the hell pigs episode made, since I (and almost certainly many others) suggested them when they first put out the call for video suggestions :3" "@nyaakat uhhhhh no judgement but that seems really unnecessary I told my mom I'm trans and I'm polyamorous, but that's all she knows about who I am today. I haven't even told her I'm an atheist. Sharing my kinks would be something even she wouldn't want to know wtf???" *softly gasps* :D https://t.co/LGqYVN4RYZ "Also, this thread was just for venting. Do not under any circumstances find who I'm talking about to yell at them. You can block them if you want, but I don't want anyone else arguing or getting mad. Let's just move past this." @CrypticGoblin No worries 💕 This seems like a good a time as any to remind everyone: I block minors on sight (even if you block me first). Only folks 18+ should be following me and I do not condone or consent to minors seeing my content. "I don't even know what to make of the fact that one of my harassers is 16 (they blocked me before I could block them, but Twitter now shows bios of people next to threads, even if they blocked you), & in their bio they say you should mute ""cw nsfw"" if you don't want to see that" "@CrypticGoblin I appreciate the defense, but you can untag me. Also, Stone is a minor (their bio is being listed to the right of this thread on desktop). Just heads up. I blocked them, but they had already blocked me. I do not condone or consent to them having access to any of my content." @EkaA02493443 AAAAAAAAA I think I'd like that quite a bit >.< @RipleyStorm "@talkingtonothin @CrypticGoblin And there's really nothing more I can say on the matter. I think if people feel unsafe around me, their best course of action would be to block me, but I do think it's a bit silly that I'm being judged on an emoji and not my words and actions." @talkingtonothin @CrypticGoblin https://t.co/RtagylWOev @talkingtonothin @CrypticGoblin https://t.co/3pg3y2el1y @talkingtonothin @CrypticGoblin https://t.co/WnAI7Q7Ejb @talkingtonothin @CrypticGoblin https://t.co/Y2qnFsZNiS "@talkingtonothin @CrypticGoblin @Cielekranch I could link to my public statement about it but something tells me few people who need to hear it in this thread actually care. I blocked the ones calling me names, tho." "Anyway, they're blocked. I don't want to see them, and they don't want to see me. I have no fucking idea what ""ok pedo"" was trying to accomplish." There's a part of me that would feel really justified in pointing to a tweet of mine where some replies are calling me a pedo and just having my followers yell at them. But I'm tweeting this instead to try to vent that energy. @CrypticGoblin I blocked that person. Dunno why people like that are so eager to get blocked. @DevourerRose @DreamsRestless 💕💕💕 "@BonnieMakes That doesn't really apply here as I said ""best friends"" and I know you didn't mean it this way, but this feels like advice that I can't and don't want to apply here :/" "This will be the first time tripping since realizing we were plural too, which I feel like is going to be interesting." "Like something has fundamentally shifted and I've gone from ""Uhhhhh I dunno if my brain can handle that rn"" to ""DAMMIT I wish I could do it TONIGHT but I have an electrolysis appointment tomorrow and I don't want to be tripping for that lol""" "It's been months of feeling unsure if I was ready again or not, but I feel like I'm finally ready to trip again 👅" "@RipleyStorm Gosh I guess it was euphoric? I'm really glad it made you happy tho!! I need to think about this. It's good stuff, but I was just so surprised 💕💕💕💕💕 I love you so much 💕💕💕💕" "My best friends. Who then get into fights with my other best friends. Sometimes it's not so easy as ""consider who you're following""" @QuestForTori Omg nearly all my Twitter friends who hadn't read it are reading it now. Maybe I should... "GENDER IS REALLY WEIRD I LOVE IT, BUT IT'S STILL WEIRD" "I think our system is in disagreement as to whether or not we should try ""boyfriend"" on for size. There isn't a disagreement over ""girlfriend,"" though... Hmmmm" @Calliethulhu gosh >.< One of my girlfriends suggested the idea of being my boyfriend and shi's pretty neutral about what I'd like to call hir but for some reason I got all blushy and nearly happy cried when shi suggested it. I dunno what that means o.o @blaze_casual Oh boy that sounds... fun? >.> @PhyrexianThot NICE @NewGenderWhoDis TRUTH 💕 @Calliethulhu wh what does it do 👀👀👀 @TheFintauSystem 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @TheFintauSystem y-yeah >////> @quatoria 👀👀👀👀💦💦💦 @Chopin_42 👀👀👀💦 @MaiaFranklyn i don't see the problem here "@vexwerewolf You're less of a ""pretty sure"" and more of a ""near the top of my list of DTF friends"" but EVEN STILL: dhhgfdgjshghsdsd 💦" @VashtaGryph 😘😘😘 @GwenStarlight *bites lip* gosh~ There are SO many cuties I've flirted with and I'm pretty sure most of them would be down to do some lewd and gay things if we ever met up and HOW IS THIS MY LIFE??? 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF hdfghdfhahhfss goshhh >////< 💦💦💦 @PrissyOrcGF (but please don't stop) @PrissyOrcGF my gay ass is destroyed by you DAILY and there's nothing I can do about it 😭 @GoodManFlannery okay this one's EXTREMELY good holy shit @AureliusRose hecc >////> here i am just being an innocent gay and transfemmes gotta be so unbelievably hot SO unfair~ @QuestForTori hhhey cutie~ 😍 @GoodManFlannery *shudders* bleeeeegh @PrissyOrcGF 👀💦💦💦 @PrissyOrcGF oh heck you have one of those too? isn't it w̤̰̭͖̱ ̙̹̳͈͖͚o͇͕̺̹̱̯͢ ̷̗̤͙̲͎ͅn͉̰̱̭̳̠ ̨͎̘͙̩̙d͔̕ ͎̝̖̰͕̝͠e͓ ̡̟̖̩̟͎r̩̩̻ ̦̦f̵̣̜ ̯̭̦̳̝u͇̮͈̫ ̩͓̻l͖̙̮͍̜̼̯͡ ̗̹̟̭̻̰?̯͓̱̲͘ @ComradCapacitor So the villain from Wild Wild West? I can see it! https://t.co/5PRUXUjbhn "@AureliusRose @GwenStarlight That's only because right now 40 hours is more or less the legal limit, so the rules say you need an increase in benefits or pay when you hit that point. If the limit was increased to 50 or 60, you can bet more jobs would offer 40 hour work weeks but not in a ""good"" way." @EdelaneyDenice *or fighting "@EdelaneyDenice Someone else mentioned that this could help with parents who can't afford daycare, but then the solution is socialized daycare for fighting for a shorter work week, not adding onto what already to me feels like an abusively long school day." "@positronicgal I'm not a parent or a childcare specialist, but as a former kid: Even 8 hours seemed severely abusive to me. I have actual trauma from school." "@SeiferTim Cool, then maybe the answer is socialized daycare, not torturing kids. You've been muted, congrats." @GwenStarlight SAME @lacklusterbustr I had daily panic attacks at school for YEARS in large part because I felt trapped. I've since met a lot of people who ditched when they were kids but even while feeling like I was dying I didn't think I was allowed to. I can't imagine there aren't other kids like that. Say it with me now: KAMALA HARRIS IS A COP "In this capitalistic hellscape, even some fucking DEMOCRATS think that once you hit FIVE, you've freeloaded enough and it's time to start working. For free. Also you're not even producing anything, so even through a cold capitalist lens it's just a farce." """We gotta get kids ready for the workforce!"" First off, fuck capitalism, but let's pretend I was a Liberal who loved capitalism for a second: SCHOOL IS NOT A JOB. FUCKING *PAY* THEM IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA FORCE THEM TO TREAT IT LIKE ONE YOU *FUCKING* GHOUL." @d_m_elms That's a *really* good summation of how it feels like people think of us. It's so frustrating and scary :/ @Trixie883low Awwww thanks! I wish my mom was as cool as you. Thank you so much for being so considerate 💕 @GwenStarlight @Calliethulhu And scary. It's so fucking scary :/ "Trans people aren't a distraction, we're not political points to score against conservatives. Acknowledging us isn't virtue signaling nor ""woke."" We're just people. I'm just a person. My life isn't that weird. But cis people of ALL political stances act like we're an aberration." "You know how whenever Trump rolls back some trans rights there's always at least a few left of center cis people saying ""This is a distraction, don't fall for it!"" That's why we don't have patience for jokes about trans bathrooms in Mitch McConnell's favorite Cracker Barrel." @Calliethulhu I just want to be seen as a fucking person by most of the cis allies out there. That's such a low bar and yet "It has the same feeling as when people say they wish homophobic politicians' kids would come out as gay. Like the focus is ENTIRELY on how uncomfortable the politician would be, with NO thoughts given to the actual kids in that example and how much their life would suck." "I don't mean to keep harping on this. But I just keep reading that joke and hearing ""Trans people aren't really people, they're just convenient political tools!""" "And as we all know, when republican lawmakers are made uncomfortable by minorites, they go ""Curses! Foiled again! I'll get you next time gadget!"" and then in no way use their political power to make like harder for those people. Yep, Mitch would be defeated by that. Surely." "If Matt's joke worked, it would involve uhhhhh I guess Mitch McConnell being surrounded by trans people? But I don't get the impression that the idea is then we'd like, take action and give him a wedgie. Sounds like it's focusing on his discomfort." "If Lindsay's joke worked, it would be because ""lol that's not b what she identifies as! She's just saying that to get a rise out of R*cky Gerva*s!"" Swap in ""trans people"" and that's the same defense/explanation right wingers use when they mock trans people." @blaze_casual I literally heard about vaginoplasties when I was TWELVE and wanted one ever since. So I imagine kid you would flip about as many shits as kid me :3 "See also: That Lindsay Ellis tweet a few days ago where she said ""I identify as R*cky Gerva*s"" Like I KNOW Lindsay is a better ally than that. That's why this is so scary. Because it's like I can't trust ANY cis people." Right wingers: Jokes about trans people Left wingers: Jokes about right wingers where trans people are really convenient and silly kryptonite And honestly I can't tell which is worse. They're both dehumanizing in different ways. "I feel like jokes like these always have that implicit ""Relax, it's just about trans people."" Like most cis people don't know any trans people and might even live their life never knowingly meeting one. So we're just this abstract concept to them. And that's terrifying." Shit like this is one of the biggest reasons we as trans people feel so constantly unsafe. Even people who have every reason to be our allies will either use us as punchlines or drop their support of us when seemingly more important issues come up. "Like seriously wtf does that mean? Does he mean gender neutral bathrooms? Y'know, like literally every bathroom in every Starbucks? Is that what ANYONE calls them? Ever?" As a trans person I sure do love to use *squints at notes* transgender bathrooms...? @vexwerewolf I saw. Those are good thoughts and I agree. "Patton Oswalt: Had a bit about interpreting an orgy starring Fucksquatch, which was so funny I couldn't fucking breathe Matt Oswalt: WELL TRANS PEOPLE SURE ARE GOOFY, I HEAR REPUBLICANS HATE THEM YUK YUK YUK" Please just let your brother make the jokes. Clearly that's where 100% of the talent went. "@TheFintauSystem @LeafTilde Just gotta clean it up, then~" @PhyrexianThot Omg nice collection!! 💕 @GoodManFlannery https://t.co/JYhM6fKN1i "I've even gotten panic attacks from the rare times I've lost a gauge. I don't think that's rational and I doubt it's very healthy, but I don't have much control over it and I'm mentioning it to illustrate how important it is to me." "Firstly because pierced ears are a traditionally feminine thing and as a trans woman that means a lot to be, but also because I just have this strong sense that because I've willed my body into this shape, I'll be dammed if I let it revert. This is MY canvas." "In addition to just being a sexy body mod, the reason I'm gauging my ear piercings has a lot to do with this insistant core feeling I have that I refuse to let those piercings close." "@PhyrexianThot I sleep with a big stuffed t-rex that I named Tabitha :3 Part ""this makes me feel that much more like a woman,"" part ""this is something I'd enjoy regardless""" @blaze_casual Omg yay!! "@GoodManFlannery Oof, too real lol" "@SeanWithersDraw @ExistentialEnso And I really want to not forget about my trans brothers, because I think too many trans women do 💕 (Not to imply I felt Thorne was)" @GoodManFlannery AS IS THIS ONE OMG @GoodManFlannery This one is REALLY good holy shit "@SeanWithersDraw @ExistentialEnso I mean, I just thought you wanted to remind everyone that that picture *could* in fact be supportive of trans people, just trans men and not trans women, and that's a really fair and important point to keep in mind." "@FrillyHyena @mode_view Yep! Doesn't happen for everyone, but I already had a great sense of smell and now it feels like superhero levels, lol It's why I'm a muskslut now! There's a *lot* layered into the smell a girl's body makes :3" @GoodManFlannery Oooooh I have a photoshop project for tomorrow! "@LeafTilde So like, sometimes? After a long day of wearing a bra? Taking it off can feel mildly *orgasmic* You don't even need ""growing tits means growing lust"" smut fic logic to deduce how breast expansion bursting out of a top would feel." "I'm not even saying he's ugly, he's just objectively a warlock who wants to conquer the world" "I didn't know ""has tried to kill Harry Potter at least three times"" was just a way real people in the real world could look, but here we are" that man is very obviously an evil wizard """We can't just do what the original game/cartoon/comic did!"" is a mentality that produced everything from the X-Men movies to the Transformers movies and while I agree that it was really limiting in a lot of ways, sometimes the most interesting art is created through limitation." """What if Mario, but like, kinda low rent Blade Runner?"" was an idea that MULTIPLE people with the power to stop it just let happen and that FASCINATES me." "I'm interested and excited for the upcoming Illumination animated Mario movie, but I know that it's going to look and feel not dissimilar to how Mario games have looked and felt basically since the Gamecube era and a part of me is sad that experimentation with the brand is over." "The Super Mario Bros movie is better than it has any right to be given the era it was made and the care that was given to creating it. It's bizarre but undeniably creative and *incredibly* off-brand, making it a rare treasure in our increasingly brand-controllered media landscape" @StickyGlass beautiful 😭 @StickyGlass MY MUSCLES @StickyGlass TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX "@MaxieZeusGod You won't smell like lilacs. Like even as a joke that misses the mark. Girlmusk is undeniably the smell of a human body, but it's like, sweet and tangy? Is the best way to describe it I think?" TRICK QUESTION IT'S TWO TRUCKS hey guess what my favorite lemon demon song is "What you girls really need's a soft fuzzy man (A whisp of smoke man) To waft over you and cloud up your view So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man" @emuchaton uhhhhhhh because it's awesome???? "@SeanWithersDraw @ExistentialEnso I think the implication here is the comments were only talking about trans women, and that's really shitty for a number of reasons." @emuchaton my 24/7 mood @Chopin_42 Sweaty girl clothes are just *chef's kiss* I say the TMI things so you don't have to :V And I don't just mean the girldick! Taint and all the way up the crack smell like they're supposed to! I feel like we don't talk about this enough and it rocks! "Now the ultimate question: Do I enjoy the way I smell now because I'm gay, or because I'm a girl? Oldest sapphic transfemme question in the book, lol" I actually didn't even realize how much my bits smelling like a boy's bits caused so much constant dysphoria for me until I got on HRT. Washing and even simple shit like scratching anywhere down there when it itched were extremely unpleasant. Now it's just... part of my body 🤷‍♀️ "@licoricetick Yep, Jetfire was his name in toy form, whereas in the cartoon (and I think the comics?) he was Skyfire. Has to do with the complicated and strict licensing of the mold the original toy used." @nyaakat TRUE. FACTS 💕🍼 "There's a very, very, very loose logic to the scale of G1 and if you just relax your eyes a bit there's a ""right"" scale and ""wrong"" scale for toys. A lot of it is personal taste, but I don't think it's based on nothing. Jetfire should be taller than most Autobots, I feel." Jetfire's a better name anyway 😤 "*Skyfire Dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow" "Jetfire is a grower, not a shower" "@burnsbabe Sure! Twitter on desktop has been bad at telling me when I have messages, but I try to check when I can and you can DM me whenever you want 💕" "@burnsbabe Me either! But it'll be over before we know it! Pain is temporary, our vaginas will be forever ✨" All day today I've been involuntarily squeeing every time I think about how soon it'll be until I finally have my vagina :3 @ACrimsonSun aaaaaa cute!!! 💕 HRT is literal magic ✨ 2.5 years HRT 🦎 https://t.co/PUyI2FgEIU @PrissyOrcGF HRT alone makes orgasms soooooo much better. But I also can't FUCKING wait for there to be a proper vag down there. I hear the 'gasms are unbelievable! orcgasm :3 @Sabriality Probably jealous of how hot you are tbh 💕 Whenever I'm up for it I like to stare back lol dargon :3 https://t.co/Wk6u7eCKA8 "I love how Chromie is like ""You had like, a Deathwing-shaped mount, right?"" The bronze dragonflight is so cool lol https://t.co/m2UDXIOTaI" @YourBoswell Oh I thought you meant the Deathwing mount! Didn't know about a frostwolf mount @YourBoswell So just fyi it turns out you don't need to do PVP stuff for the mount :3 @JessicaOnMain @NewGenderWhoDis Omg I HATED haircuts "@vexwerewolf No one in their right mind, not even people who have never heard of furries, would honestly think people who purposely conflate furries with people into bestiality are being honest. Like Bugs Bunny doesn't look anything like a bunny and it's not hard to see." @blaze_casual Giving me a lot of hope that I can do this! It's nice to hear updates 💕 @blaze_casual Has anything gotten easier? @BonnieMakes Yeah tbh I still have a lot to learn but I am seeing stuff like this with new eyes regardless. It's like how I notice characters in tv and movies have makeup now. "@BonnieMakes You might be right! Hard to know without knowing her chest measurement, and she's a troll so she's like north of 6 feet tall making it hard to eyeball." "@NewGenderWhoDis I took a gender studies class too! I was one of 3 ""men"" lol" "I've worn a bra for long enough now that I'm only just now realizing (though obviously not surprised about) my main WoW toon being STACKED. Like those are DD cups, easily. Living as a cishet guy and consuming a LOT of drawn smut just RUINS your understanding of tits. https://t.co/DAeyKxYI97" "@NewGenderWhoDis YUP that's why it's so hard to answer if I ""knew"" or not and why the whole argument with transphobes and transmeds seems so silly to me. Of course I knew. I also had no clue." the hero we deserve https://t.co/wdWQQJ3hNa wait what anniversary are we celebrating again i cant remember https://t.co/QYfEMW3KWG @Tricliniangry Mmmmm nothing beats a depression nap "@XylariaVG @MOOMANiBE Same with Mercy, I believe. But think of all the different European countries they're representing! Those ONLY have white people living there, right? /s" "@MOOMANiBE Maybe it's just a failure of imagination on my part, but I can't think of a single story reason to have waited to reveal the first black woman hero that wouldn't be corny as fuck as best, racist at worst. So like, good luck keeping that promise, Blizzard. Oof." "Been having fun trying to name which expansions each of these tracks came from but I rarely listened to them this long (the event dungeons are hour long waits somehow so I'm just listening) Pandaria had that one instrument that composers use when they want ""East Asia"" tho." "@MOOMANiBE But my initial point of no one even wanting to kill WoW I think holds true? Like no one wants to kill FFXIV either. MMOs aren't a huge focus of the industry anymore. And WoW's still going, which is amusing to me." "@MOOMANiBE I guess it depends on what people meant by ""killing"" WoW. I always assumed it meant an MMO that would be so popular WoW would leak subscribers until they had to shut the servers off." "WoW outlasted the very CONCEPT of an MMO. I haven't played Destiny, but I hear it's kinda MMO-y? But notice how no one at Bungie ever dared utter that word, lol" "@XylariaVG Oh yeah FFXIV actually managed to be its own thing, and SWTOR is technically still a thing too. It's just no one cares about killing WoW anymore. That was never gonna be a thing, but a LOT of people wanted it to be for so long lol" @YourBoswell @Calliethulhu I have two gobbos AND a Worgen that're CLOSE to max but not quite there yet. I wonder if that's enough? Just max them out? Got that 15% boost from the anniversary... 🤔 @JennyOutrageous Oooooh another good suggestion! I'd LOVE playable bug people! They're the oldest races on the planet I'm pretty sure! Just picture sooooo many MMOs seiging the WoW fortress and it's just a battlefield littered with video game corpses until the fighting just... peters out. I still miss Wildstar :/ WoW lasted so long that no one even WANTS to be a WoW killer anymore @YourBoswell @Calliethulhu How is Worgen and Goblin Heritage armor gonna work? Is it live yet? Do I need to roll new toons? @YourBoswell @Calliethulhu Ideally! But I feel pretty safe having most of my toons with the Horde if they decide it has to be one side or the other :P "@Bestorb Well, it's safe to assume their universe is pretty big since ours is. It's one of those things where until they want to pull that level and say 'Wait! There's one planet that made it!"" it just adds that much to the Legion's reputation (even though I guess they're done now?)" "@YourBoswell @Calliethulhu Oh, same! I've wanted playable Nagas for YEARS. I hope that's an option, now that you mention it." @licoricetick Oooooh that'd be cool! I missed most of the back half of Legion so forgetting Argus was bound to happen lol @liddytronic I remember the first (or maybe second?) Destiny expansion was leaked YEARS before it came out and since it's all Blizzard/Activision people just assumed it was a WoW expansion. The Dark Below? Was that it? Anyway I recall lots of theories on how that could work in WoW lol "@licoricetick OH YEAH! Huh. Well, I wanna go to a brand new planet is all I meant." @Bestorb Ooooooh yeah! That's actually what I thought people meant when I first heard murmurs of the Shadowlands a few months ago. Aren't they from the Nether? "@licoricetick We've only been to Azeroth and Draenor, right?" "@Calliethulhu Oh lol I even Raid Finder'd her ass and I guess I forgot? But like, we dealt with her at least once. Feel like if we're not gonna kill her at the end of BfA they gotta wait an expansion or two to build her up?" @NihiliaXIV @XylariaVG I laughed but also? I'm kinda down for that. @XylariaVG Now THAT would be worth an expansion. @licoricetick No I mean a planet that isn't Draenor. @XylariaVG I'm no expert on Warcraft stuff (I kinda just absorb it as the MMO progresses) but knowing nothing about it: Dragon Isles seems marketable. Also! We double dipped! On Illidan and the Lich King (kinda)! And arguably Deathwing too! Like the lore has been carefully scrapped clean of every molecule of content surely? "Also we crossed off the Emerald Dream and killed Azshara. Like wtf is gonna be after Shadowlands? We HAVE to go to a new planet at this point, right?" "I wish it made sense or didn't feel silly to ""discover"" another continent on Azeroth like Pandaria. Feel like you can really only get away with that once. Since then it's been - Time travel - Old lore stuff we TECHNICALLY haven't been to - Even more old lore stuff - Afterlife" @YourBoswell Same! And PvPers hate when I join their games to get shit! No one's happy! :D "So I can't take a picture of this, but the music in Caverns of Time right now is not just the login screen music, but the login screen music of expansions past. Currently it's the Mists of Pandaria login screen music 🐼💕" @ConfusedSwitch Well I'm being gay and doing crimes 💕 Gosh I knew Alterac Valley games used to last for days but this is ridiculous! :V https://t.co/bEL7ct2R55 @LeafTilde YEP THAT'S WHAT I'M GUNNIN' FOR LOTS of folks here in the Caverns of Time for the 15th Anniversary celebration! https://t.co/gwJ2GamtRN "@TheFintauSystem but, but! that sounds kinda gay! ;3" SHE'S HERE!!! THANKS AGAIN @ArtifexH!!! Didn't even realize she was a vinyl figure! Mmmmmm smell that fresh vinyl :3 #AHatInTime https://t.co/OeJqJeiNn0 "Regarding the meme where you post a transition timeline and use a famous person as the ""before"" pic: I've already seen people get confused and assume people are being serious. I think this is mostly harmless but I don't much see the point?" @emuchaton emus are just birbs on stilts so this is pretty on-brand "We are officially at 0G/8mm gauges!!! :3 One more size up to go until my (first) goal, but I probably won't be doing that until after I heal from surgery (maybe January at the earliest) https://t.co/3VuqPsdLTk" I JUST SCHEDULED MY PRE-SURGERY CONSULTATION!!! It's on November 18th at 2:50pm!!! Two weeks to the day before my surgery!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!! "@rozietoez Also like not for nothing, but hi, I'm a lesbian who loves the taste of pussy. I just *also* love the taste of girldick lol" "@jesstheunstill It varies a TON. My girlfriend got 7, I have a friend who did 0, and I've heard as many as 40. There doesn't seem to be a consensus, sorry :/ It depends entirely on the hair you have." @degeneration 22 hours for just pre-surgery hair removal. But all my hair is blonde so I can't do laser which is faster. 21st hour if electrolysis complete! One more hour session on Thursday and then I'm DONE zapping my junk x.x (At least for pre-surgery hair removal. Wanna get it all gone once I'm all healed up down there >.>) @PrissyOrcGF Always 💕 @LeafTilde @DarkTyrannosaur wow I can't even believe we have the same rule! what a coincidence!!! "@blaze_casual Goddess, I feel this so hard. I used to be so averse to pain, but like it or not I've had to learn to have a healthy relationship with it." "@TwippingVanilla Nah, the more stink the better imo :3c" @asur_el Honestly? Transition goals. @ArcoNovellan @weaponxtra No there can be plenty of cocks. I have one and most of the girls I've had sex with have had one. The rubber band on my left gauge keeps nearly sliding off and I don't have any replacements in this size. Maybe this is a sign to 8mm finally @blaze_casual AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I don't even have to cycle to a new month on my PC's calendar to see my surgery date this is so fucking wild @RhymesWithSheRa That helps to hear "@YourBoswell You can talk to the humane society employees and ask if any of them were raised as indoor kittties. My kitties only end up outside if we accidentally leave the door open, and that's only happened once. We grabbed them IMMEDIATELY." Black cats are literally just like any other house cat. The two that I own are massive sweethearts and one of them was a stray who lost her mom when she was less than 2 weeks old. I don't even want to think about what would've happened if she ended up in a shelter. "@YourBoswell I'm so sorry, Johnny :/" Also way to blame your loss on a fucking cat. Are you serious right now? Bunch of grown-ass men and their grown-ass fans blaming a cat for losing their stupid-ass game? What a bunch of losers. @BonnieMakes You should direct her attention to this tweet tomorrow when she wakes up if she doesn't see it on her own. I love you tons 💕 I used to think this was a goofy superstition that most people hadn't believed for hundreds of years but I learned working at an animal shelter and seeing all the black cats get adopted the slowest that people still believe this garbage. Fuck your football game. Stop this shit. https://t.co/xaQWkeeux9 omg how have I never seen Dragon's Lair 2 before. This game is absolutely bonkers what the fuck https://t.co/MLA8y3opIc "@emuchaton @sillygaymiria hard not to be, what with girls being such girls and all" "@BonnieMakes I'm sorry, love. I've been really distant the past few days. It might be anxiety from my upcoming surgery. I feel guilty. I got a bit defensive of Mistress and you don't deserve that. I wanna maybe spend some time with you tomorrow if you're up to it." "lol @ me waking up from my surgery ""GIMME MY PHONE I NEED TO PREORDER A VHS TAPE"" definitely won't make any of the nurses or surgeon worries" I've bought their earlier stuff sooooo many times now lol And back when they were all barely in their 20's and didn't know shit about filming stuff their work was uhhhhh not great But it's on a VHS tape tho 🤔🤔🤔 "@BonnieMakes Gotcha. That's a much better tweet then, my apologies." Mega64 is releasing their first VHS tape the same day as my vaginoplasty ...is absolutely the weirdest true sentence I've ever had to type https://t.co/nUHbTHVm70 @vexwerewolf @SixArmedSweater Most of my relationships started really fast too. I think that happens for a lot of queer relationship. @ErisGael Is there REALLY any other kind? 🤔 "@BonnieMakes Also ""I'm sorry you got upset""? Come on, Bonnie :/" "@BonnieMakes It's more about you rudely talking about it publicly instead of taking it directly to any of us. I'm very open with what I say on Twitter. But I avoid complaining about other people that live here because we're all on Twitter, and I think that'd be kinda mean of me." "(And yeah it's exactly as awesome as it sounds, past me wishing she could be :3)" "Related to all the recent ""If you want to be a girl, you can just be a girl"" tweets: If you want to be a lesbian, you can just be a lesbian 💕🏳️‍🌈" "Also in this particular case there was some big dyke energy going on and I was just like GODDESS I'm gay, good to get reminders of that sometimes :V" @NewGenderWhoDis Mooooood "I love stumbling upon random YouTube videos and being like, ""Omg I'm pretty sure she's trans and she's GORGEOUS 😍"" Like I just have this transdar superpower now but I only use it for gay purposes lol" @BonnieMakes Mistress spent a long time cleaning the bong and obviously forgot "@ExistentialEnso When I worked at a shelter, they were the slowest to get adopted. I didn't think anyone actually believed in that superstition until then. It's fucking ridiculous. We own two tho! They're both sweethearts :3" It's still all a work in progress but I think this is more or less what I want this display to look like 💕 https://t.co/IJQxKDLktJ Put up some spooky-themed lights just in time for Halloween lol :V The soft glow of multicolored lights is one of my favorite aesthetics. Glad I finally got these up 💕 https://t.co/Lf9NQP7znN @SixArmedSweater True facts! 💕 I shared a picture of my Undertale/Deltarune collection a few days ago! Napstablook will NOT fit in there so I might have to rearrange >.> https://t.co/IlrjWs1bWS @Notactuallysmol HE'S JUST SO DEPRESSED I WANNA SNUGGLE HIM IF HE'S COOL WITH THAT 😭👻 "Now that we have Napstablook as a stuffie, the only remaining Undertale/Deltarune characters I'd want plushified are - Alphys - Undyne - Asriel - Lancer - Suzie But we already have 6 (plus an extra vibrating Temmie) so we're pretty close to a perfect set :3" Also there's this pillow I absolutely need o_o Also it's perfect that Napstablook is a pillow https://t.co/2btKYPMfW1 https://t.co/lY0ksR07YK "I check Fangamer relatively regularly to see if there's new merch and there definitely wasn't a Grimm Troupe leader plush when I checked last, so me seeing them for the first time and wanting a stuffie was right around the time they announced it, I think. Awesome! :D" WAIT A SECOND THEY ACTUALLY MAKE ONE I WASN'T EXPECTING MY WISH TO BE GRANTED SO QUICKLY https://t.co/HLXq62gHXI https://t.co/cSw3bCrbMw @vexwerewolf @LeafTilde @SixArmedSweater tall girls are a lot of peoples' weakness tho >////> @atranwithaplan @caraesten It's 4 weeks until mine too! To the day! We got this! 💕 "@transscribe More like 14 years and it's happening in 28 days, but kinda! :V" the fact that I just make my own girlmusk naturally is easily in my top ten hrt changes tbh @Chopin_42 @VOID_FRIEND We'll try to remember to say hi next time Iris fronts 🐲💕 @VOID_FRIEND We can't remember if we've shared this already but headmate Iris is a dragon too! :3 Nice to meet you! @MapleReam aaaaaaa cute!!! 😍😍😍 "@TheFintauSystem It doesn't taste exactly like gingerbread, but if you picture gingerbread I think you're in the ballpark imo" @TheFintauSystem It tastes like Christmas and spices. HUGE MOOD. Couldn't have said it better myself 💕 "@ConfusedSwitch Yep, he was black in all media (even the original comic) except the original cartoon which is fucking awful. It'd be really easy to fix on this toy too :/ I just love the monster design" @MaiaFranklyn HEY D:< @squidlarkin @lisaquestions @Aeriethefae wow mood @MaiaFranklyn Tell that to 6-year-old me :P @degeneration @burnsbabe It's interesting to me that some people are saying they worried it would be weird. Frotting has been a way for two penis owners to have sex for a long time lol Also it feels sexy af imo "Baxter Stockman was one of the few actually good TMNT toys I had as a kid (it was otherwise mostly stuff like Ace Duck, Genghis frog, and that Raphael in a space suit) and I've been wanting an updated version for YEARS. SO PUMPED for this new figure! https://t.co/ByeBOTaFEi" "@deathpigeon Ah, gotcha. So that part in the middle north is where I grew up, and it's mostly left leaning in my experience. But yeah, that blue strip goes all the way south. I had no idea, but then I'm terrible with geography." "@squidlarkin Oooooh that's a really good analogy! We're uncomfortable being considered parts of Kat but also, it's not like we're completely separate beings in every way. Like we share a body, for starters. Language hasn't really evolved to include this kind of experience." "@deathpigeon I've never heard of this but I thought Northern Colorado was the blue part of what makes us purple? That sounds like something people on the left would want. I'm happy with being one state, though. I just stay in the good parts lol" @maccine_vaccine Awwww thank you!! 💕 @NeurologNyx Yay congrats! It just gets harder and harder to remember to say anything about it on time. My two year one was last June and I think I almost missed it by like a few hours. Next year I bet I'll forget completely lol @GwenStarlight @melodyaligned @eilidhmax You're one of our favorite people on here 💕💕💕 @MagsVisaggs i think the secret was that vanilla ice song @GwenStarlight @melodyaligned @eilidhmax It's okay! I'm bad at talking often too. You're a really good friend 💕💕💕 @transgrlinexile @elcome2ell Oooh am I following your lewd account? :3 @melodyaligned @eilidhmax omg and i have to trust the words of babies given i am one @melodyaligned HECC thamks >////< This is one of the many reasons it sometimes feels like being trans is like being let into a secret super cool club just for being who I am. And considering for many years I thought I was a boring cishet man... it's wonderful to be where I am now 💕 @transgrlinexile @elcome2ell I know~ @transgrlinexile @elcome2ell Sounds cute :3c "Literally the only reason I'm not one myself is because I'm lazy, lol. I'd rather just post free nudes on my AD. But I think about charging for stuff all the time. Maybe one day!" Sex workers are so FUCKING cool and I dunno why so many of them follow me back but I feel really lucky and privileged to be mutuals with them 🥰💕💕💕 "@glitchedheart Yeah that was RRC's biggest flaw, hence why whenever I get the chance I just go on it a few times in a row lol" "@glitchedheart I'm kind of a mix, honestly. For Rockin Roller Coaster, the themeing I couldn't care less about, I just love the speed. But for Expedition Everest, the themeing is a BIG part of the fun. Minetrain didn't exist last time I was able to visit (Florida is far away :/)" "And sure, since you're a sexist cishet guy, you probably don't think trans women are actual women. But obviously you have to concede that *we* believe we are at the very least. So, once again, the woman might even be you." "@Bieeanshee That makes sense. It's a book I'm aware of and probably had read to me at least once as a kid, but wasn't in the rotations of favorite books I had." "Literally there could be women listening to your every word, at any given point. The woman might even be YOU. Sleep well tonight~" "You ever stop and think, wow, sexist cishet men could at any moment be interacting with and/or be friends with transfemme eggs and that what little secrets they had that cis women didn't know on their own is information we'll just freely share with all non-men?" "Space Mountain is a ride you have to ride at least once, but Rockin' Roller Coaster was a ride I'd seriously just immediately get back in line for as soon as it ended on my off hours. Hopefully this Tron coaster is the same!" "Best roller coaster WDW had in 2008 when I worked there was Rockin' Roller Coaster, but Expedition Everest was a close second." "As a roller coaster fan when I worked at WDW and was asked where the best rides were, I'd usually say ""Well if you like roller coasters, pretty much anywhere except the Magic Kingdom"" and I'm really happy that's going to be changing VERY soon. (Space Mountain is OKAY tho)" "@Calliethulhu Usually wet, unless you're a dusty old bones, filled with old dust" "@Bieeanshee It's beautiful, what's it from?" @Calliethulhu @emuchaton proud member of the emu taint fan club @elcome2ell @degeneration Saaaaame love when my notifications get this gay :3 "@MaiaFranklyn It comes in cycles for me. Usually the mobile version never tells me that, but sometimes it does, and usually the PC version is better at it, but recently it stopped working too." @elcome2ell 💕💕💕 "I understand that because of relationships folks might already have, leaving platforms is easier said than done, so I'm not judging. I'm just sharing how much I personally can't use Instagram. I only use Facebook for their messenger now (some friends of mine use it exclusively)" "My only exposure to Instagram was for months not being able to make an account because they thought both that my email was being used by an existing account & that it also wasn't, and then when I was finally able to make one, IN LESS THAN A MINUTE OF SIGNING ON a chaser DM'd me" "Facebook (who owns Instagram) is run by conservatives, pass it on." @elcome2ell I never worried about my size but I was close to the actual average of 5 inches hard. But HRT turned me into waaaaay more of a grower not a shower and I love how cute my girldick looks now! And yeah it's a great way to feel subby~ "@Jesin00 The ""billionaire is a slur"" take has already been tried, I'm pretty sure. Though I don't think it's gained much traction." "I will say I veered pretty much entirely into just talking about TERFs, as I don't think it makes much sense to imply that certain generations are marginalized? But I think the general scope of what I'm saying holds true. And tbf zoomers are like the gayest generation ever :V" "The only tangible downside to online friends (that us in the queer community often talk about) is the fact that it's difficult to visit them often. But that's a problem of capitalism, not online relationships. We'd still have these relationships without capitalism." "Almost as if it's not about the terms being actual slurs, but rather about silencing marginalized people so they're no longer are able to describe their oppressors 🤔🤔🤔" "Not to say reclaiming slurs is the best or only litmus test for finding out if something is an actual slur, but it SURE IS INTERESTING that none of these privileged fucks have really earnestly tried to reclaim these terms." "What actual marginalized people do with slurs: Quite often reclaim them, and in every case it was a slur coined by cishet white people to oppress marginalized people. How you know TERF, boomer, etc isn't a slur: It's just privileged people whining about it endlessly" @bonuslesbian Because enough people have them now that it feels new to uninformed people @SharpDressdDyke Yeah appeals to the past like that never phase me that much. "This article was written solely to piss off millennials and zoomers, and you know what? Congrats, I'm mad. But I highly doubt the author doesn't at least a little bit agree with their own argument, and for that I'll just say: Enjoy not having as many close relationships as we do." "2 of the GFs I live with right now I met online (and the total number is 4/5). Basically every trans friend I have I met through Twitter, and I fucking hate this website, lol. I visit my online friends as much as I can, and I have had sex with a number of them with plans for more" "The whole ""Your online friends aren't real friends"" mentality is toxic for a lot of reasons, but the one that makes me the angriest is the queerphobic reason. Connecting online with others has made making queer friends for me WAAAAY easier than it ever would have been otherwise." "This is also likely tied to the fact that for the most part, most TERFs are cishet white people and most of the boomers people get furious at are also cishet white people. These are people that are used to being ""normal."" To being unseen. To being able to feel like the majority." Bigots who start thinking their own group name must be a slur just makes me picture that all we're doing is holding up a mirror to them and in response they want to ban mirrors. It's your word. We're just reacting to how terrible you're being like anyone would. "Friendly reminder that TERF was coined by a radical feminism (though not a TERF herself), and baby boomer was an accepted and completely benign term until the following generations got old enough and fed up enough with them enough to always say it with a sneer." "Let's take TERFs as an example again. I bet if it were up to them, they'd take over the term feminism. And guess what, if that happened? I PROMISE you they'd start bemoaning that that's a slur now too. Because again, it's not the word, it's the fact that you're awful people." "Who's that comedian who pointed out that if you try to argue a word is just as bad at the n-word, and you still can SAY the other word, it's not actually anywhere near as bad as the n-word?" "HOO BOY just saw some boomer call boomer ""the n-word of ageism"" and I just love when bigots call terms they either created or agreed with for years slurs only when it becomes synonymous with how terrible they are (see also: TERFs) Guess what: The problem isn't the word. It's you" "Obviously I'm not the first to notice this, but it's just SO WEIRD that because I'm a woman born with a penis, I apparently need double the misogyny I'd be getting anyway. Because of my genitals, I'm subject to like, 1950's-era policing of my appearance. It's fucking bonkers." "@ZJemptv Yeah I was gonna say... no way she hasn't at this point, you're unrelenting with assholes like her." "@ZJemptv ""Forcing business to wax their dangly parts It's always fascinating to see glimpses the bizarre fantasies transphobes swap between each other. Also lol @ them snitch tagging Bla*re Wh*te as if she's never heard of you before and really needs to see what you're saying asap." "@Klezmerstyle Facial feminization surgery. It refers to a bunch of different plastic surgery procedures transfemmes can get, usually all at once." "Also it's just so fucking weird that there's a team of hundreds (maybe a couple thousand at most?) women online who make it their mission to police the femininity of specific women they deem not women enough, and most of them call that FEMINISM. I can't even." "Because that's the really unfortunate part about specific things they can name. Even if 99% of the time my hair line doesn't bother me, their childish mocking does reverberate in my head for a very long time afterward. But after FFS they'll have nothing. Which is nice." I just wonder wtf they'll try to get a rise out of me with next because I've never been very masculine and in 28 days I won't even have a penis anymore lol "I'm somewhat happy that during the few times transphobes make it through my defenses (I run a LOT of block chains), the only specific complaint they can make about me is my hair line. I was never balding, but sure, it's a little high. It's also really easy to fix with FFS." @FrigidElfChild Nah I don't wanna @Calliethulhu us bottoms are almost always needy @IanKeith I'm always nervous about @'ing people who aren't mutuals. I'm already anxious enough tonight >.> "(Their @ is @/__eel__, if you're curious)" "The wiki titles singable to the TMNT theme Twitter has over 42k followers but the person who created it (who's trans of course because we make the best shit) only has just over 600 followers which is bullshit, frankly" @ZJemptv This is what's so tragic about transmeds. The cis people they're trying so desperately to please already think we're *all* insane. @TheCatMom I love Dan but he is painfully cishet. He jokes about gay stuff with Arin but it's almost entirely driven by Arin. It doesn't surprise me that Dan doesn't know about frotting. Meanwhile Arin is just laughing his ass off during that entire video lol https://t.co/vljhFU4RyS @BarbiturateCat My favorite horror was always the really supernatural stuff. Now I'm too scared to watch any of it lol Except Cabin In The Woods! That's just a fun time. anxiety over your upcoming vaginoplasty? might I suggest weed and game grumps compilation videos "Oh my first guess was right, I should've just said it: The movie is called 13 Ghosts. I went through a brief horror phase in my late teens and early 20's." "As yes, Mr. Lillard, your middle finger precedes you." I can't even remember the name of the movie in the fourth pic but I DO remember how weird that middle finger looked (he can stretch it out really far) and it's like burned into my memory as the ONLY memory of that movie. This was even before I knew who Mathew Lillard was lol @blaze_casual No but I'm willing to try I need to drown out this anxiety but Mistress is asleep where the bong is and I don't want to wake her AND THERE'S NOTHING ON YOUTUBE UUUUUGH "@positronicgal Yeah it is kind of an odd move, but every worry I had about it was put to rest, so like, I'm basically cool with it." @jacquelinefilm hecc >////> @positronicgal WoW released when I was 17 OOF lol "@positronicgal I dunno if I fully buy that theory, but a lot of other people do. 4 years is a short time but there's really nothing else to compare it to given the model they just invented for it. It won't split the playerbase so why not release a sequel?" "As far as my conscious mind is concerned, I'm not even a little bit worried about the surgery. But the anxiety is STRONK tonight x.x Brains are weird." @blaze_casual Well I guess it helps a tiny bit knowing this is normal and that my guess as to what it was was right. I got this 💕 "@positronicgal Also keep in mind that Jeff Kaplan said he ""doesn't know when OW2 is coming out."" They're taking preorders for WoW Shadowlands and the normal release schedule suggests that'll be summer 2020 at the earliest (tho no official date yet), so OW2 is probably over a year from now." "So like I'm pretty sure the anxiety I've been feeling most nights for a few nights now is due to my upcoming surgery, but what's wild is I'm not consciously anxious about the surgery itself. Like it's just general anxiety I'm desperately trying to drown out with weed and YouTube." @positronicgal Also multiplayer games will be cross-game. OW1 players will play with OW2 players @positronicgal Also all cosmetics you earned in OW1 will transfer to OW2 which is UNHEARD of. "@positronicgal WoW doesn't push them though, and there's not many of them. OW2 is a new game with better graphics. But their multiplayer maps (and I think their new heroes?) will be available to play on OW1 as well. I think the PvE stuff is exclusive, however." "I almost felt bad for my kitties tonight (7pm is wet food time), but they all consistently start begging for food an hour early anyway (even when daylight savings time BEGINS in spring when the clocks are set FORWARD) so their ideal schedule is just unknowable." "They're called expansions, they've been around for a while, and this kind of expansion is extremely generous given that you'll be able to play most of its content without buying it. The biggest negative change here is charging like $10 more" @ButchPuppy TRUE FACTS "@degeneration It's REALLY hot! It's easily one of my favorite ways to have sex! And it's not even a little bit dumb, don't worry 💕" "The ONLY sex I had had before watching it the first time was with my ex, and while it was retroactively kinda gay, it wasn't actually all that gay :/" "The last time I watched that episode was when it was new and while I was out as trans, I was a full 4 months from starting HRT (which honestly did a LOT of rewiring in what I find sexy and attractive) so watching it again having since had WAY more gay sex is kind of a trip" @Kate_Bunni @emuchaton oh shit my ruse is found out @Kate_Bunni @emuchaton also i'm pretty sure??? a canadian??? would know??? @Kate_Bunni @emuchaton um???????????? https://t.co/bRgRiqGI7u @emuchaton @ErisGael that's so deep "@ZJemptv It could have literally just been a special thanks to B*ck (ie, 0 seconds) and the problem would still be the same. And it's not like this was the first shitty thing she's done." @YourBoswell I mean Arin just spent the episode laughing while he made Dan play it. If Arin didn't know about frotting I'd be shocked. @mode_view It's really fun! "@Chopin_42 Pretty much the only thing I can put in the ""con"" side of getting a vaginoplasty I can still rub crotches with cuties but it won't be the same :/" "So there's nothing on YouTube and I find myself watching the classic Game Grumps episode, Fuck Mr. Hatcher Mr. Hatcher: Let's rub our dicks together Dan: What?! That's not what gay people do! ... I don't think! the cishets don't know about frotting, that's so fucking sad D:" "@SixArmedSweater Surprised I haven't seen much of this, but yeah I wouldn't be into it either." @emuchaton cuuuuutie 💕 @TheCatMom I mean there's a kitty in your display name right now :3 @TheCatMom 👀👀👀 @TheCatMom hehehe yep :3 the antlers make for good handles~ @squidlarkin y'all cute boys need to stop being so damn cute D:< @positronicgal yay two little buns!! :3 @Kate_Bunni ooooooh :o @AngryNerdBird No I thought the exact same thing. I'd make the red into yellow and lose the boob window (I'm not opposed to boob windows but I don't think it works here) "even tho im a jackalope, bunny/bun is just waaaaaay more fun to say fun bun" "@Tricliniangry this sometimes happens to me too and it's somewhat unsettling the fuck do boys think they're even doing, being so hot sometimes D:<" ima bunny 🐰🐇🐰🐇 "@SixArmedSweater Define ""product""" @JUNIUS_64 This thread really resonates with me. @AliKat309 @MommyBlakesFeet oh GOSH this is hot 👀💦 @RebeccaCuddles YAAAAAAAY :D Not sure why her costume has a Jessica Rabbit boob print on it tho? 🤔 "I don't really care much about Jean Grey, but I'm VERY gay for this upcoming figure https://t.co/6O6s5RoI5E" @CatoftheNine !!!!! D:< yeah... "@Xena_Brand @GwenStarlight Very true. Also oof, called out >.>" @RebeccaCuddles LITTLE AND PWOUD!!!! >w< @NewGenderWhoDis I think it's worth a try! @cherubelly gosh 😍😍😍 "@NewGenderWhoDis No, I get it, though. Most of my munch/dungeon experience was living as a guy, and male subs are like a dime a dozen. You might be on the right track." @QueercoreTrash Yeeeeah I'm really glad I don't have to. I still have my balls so that would be a fucking nightmare D: "@NewGenderWhoDis You just need to hang out with more trans folks. But yeah, you'll probably get some of that at a munch. You're not bad for wanting to feel attractive!" "mods are asleep, be little on main 🍼 https://t.co/dPKYnW0lo5" "@QueercoreTrash That's how most surgeons do things, yes. But there's actually no solid evidence that it's necessary, and it just makes one kinda miserable so my surgeon doesn't require it and I've heard of other surgeons in the US doing the same. I don't think it's super commonplace yet tho." @blaze_casual You really should! :3 @ServantoftheFae @positronicgal @VashtaGryph gosh i'm shutting up just reading thi @lara_santaella YEEEEP I *swear* colors are brighter now. I didn't even realize how shitty I was constantly feeling until I saw the other side. "@BonnieMakes I hit it really hard and it seems to have worked for now. Bit of percussive engineering :D But if it acts up again I'll give it to you, love 😘" @SoftKittenJen hmmmmm i'll prolly tell people on my little account :3 "The last bit of doubt that I was trans faded about a month into HRT when I could FEEL the difference. It was like I could finally breathe. Like I was finally alive. I know transphobes would just assume I'm lying, but that's one of the most obvious ways I KNOW I'm a woman." "@positronicgal @VashtaGryph ur not even 2 yet, little one! im bigger than you, pretty sure that means im in charge >:3c" @positronicgal @VashtaGryph oooooh i'm 32 months tho! ur smaller than meeee!!! >:3 gosh no wonder you're padded~ @positronicgal @VashtaGryph i think ur FIVE *giggles* @positronicgal @VashtaGryph hehehe i heard crinkles :3c @positronicgal @VashtaGryph YES!!! D:< OOOOONE... TWO. @VashtaGryph hfhsdhfhsghhh i really should >///< @positronicgal @VashtaGryph NO!!! D:< im THIS many: ✌️ @RebeccaCuddles HECC >/////> "@positronicgal @VashtaGryph dun worry, you might be a bab but ur prolly still older than me at least! hehehe" oh hecc what if tonight i was baby :o "@positronicgal @VashtaGryph sounds like we're both small babs, bella~ :3" @positronicgal @VashtaGryph hmmmm dunno if i believe you little one :3 @VashtaGryph @Chopin_42 I'm a keyboard snob that requires mechanical keyboards @VashtaGryph @positronicgal *giggles* thank youuuuu :3 "@Chopin_42 I don't know how to, but it might be something I can try?" @VashtaGryph hecc >////> @VashtaGryph THE SECOND ONE :D I can play pretend mommy for like a stufie or somethin :3 So canned air hasn't helped my space bar double and triple striking on its own. I bought this Razer Chroma keyboard less than a year ago. "R*cky Gerva*s got to age 18 and thought, ""That's enough maturing for me, thanks!"" and then *forty fucking years* happened." "also I meant to say ""but NOT old ricky"" up there don't tweet while high, kids or always tweet while high like i do, i'm not your mom" Also TIL I learned Ricky is ALMOST FUCKING 60 Like obviously he's no younger than 40 but this is EMBARRASSING. I remember seeing The Invention of Lying while I was deep in my capital-A Atheist days and thought it was terrible. Like even as an atheist I thought it was really weird to sneak in a heavy handed atheist message into an otherwise unrelated movie premise. "most people grow out of their edgelord years many decades before hitting fifty-fucking-eight, but old ricky https://t.co/qdxYqPZg8C" @KittenFemme And I was right! She's at level 10 for me so the work's half done :D "@KittenFemme Being able to fly is definitely gonna help. And I've been wanting another thing to grind in WoW, lol" @KittenFemme Oh nice she's the only one of those fish goblins I ever teamed with so I honestly might be like halfway there at this point! @KittenFemme Oooooh how do you get that? o.o @NewGenderWhoDis I wish there was a more organized effort to make trans munches a thing. I generally enjoy them but they're almost always 99% cis people :/ @NewGenderWhoDis Yaaaay congrats!! @futanarchy @thirstypupgirl @NeurologNyx Goshhhhh that's cute!! @PrissyOrcGF OMG CONGRATS MORGAN!!! 💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis Gender euphoria heck yes!!! @Calliethulhu EXACTLY @PrissyOrcGF But butt growth is so much fun!! :3 "@Anomulus0 My ditto is filled with really soft squishable material. Not sure what it's called or what I can relate it to, but it's really nice :3" @Anomulus0 You mean the big one? Because I got that one too ;3 https://t.co/8Y7fZkh4Z7 "Also minor point but it makes A LOT of sense that two or more members of a combiner team would fall in love. Like this is basic Steven Universe stuff here. Assuming you're not outright enemies, sharing a mind would HAVE to bring you closer." @RebeccaCuddles HECK YEAH!!!!! "Like yes obviously for the readers this is gay, that's the actual reason this representation is in there. But in-universe, following the strict logic of the lore? There'd be mlm couples EVERYWHERE." "Also TECHNCIALLY this isn't even ""gay"" by Cybertronian standards. Would there have been persecution of same sex couples on Cybertron followed by their eventual gaining of protected rights? ...On the planet that in-universe DIDN'T EVEN HAVE WOMEN UNTIL KINDA RECENTLY?" "And guess what: Even if they WERE actually portrayed as genderless beings, ANY romance whatsoever would then be preeeeeetty gay. Optimus and Elita-1? GAAAAAAAY" "If you're going to have an issue with gendered aliens that don't reproduce sexually being gay, I think your core issue is actually gender among Cybertronians which goes back to the 1986 movie at least, but more like literally the first time any of them used he/him pronouns." "I know cishet fans might not understand this, but you're just going to have to trust me: Transformers is EXTREMELY gay and has been since the beginning." "mmmmm yes, when homophobes are chased out the fandom it gives me LIFE unf~" "@NeurologNyx brains are such annoyances anyway, who needs 'em D:<" @PersephoneHime Intramuscular atm but we're probably gonna switch to subcutaneously at some point @XylariaVG @norintha @EmilyGorcenski IP doesn't mean game or franchise. Their only new IP in 20 years has been Overwatch. @PrissyOrcGF Some of my coolest friends are sex workers! People who aren't cool with them can fuck off! :D "@undeadmooncat @Esper_Lily I take mine once a week, barely feel any crash (sometimes I feel a small one the day of right before an injection) and still get that feeling of bliss almost every time. Guess it's different for everyone." "@blaze_casual It's gonna go so quick! I was looking at the dilation schedule they gave me and it looks like it doesn't really let up that much until the 9 month mark, but 9 months is nothing! Hell I didn't even get HRT until 9 months after I came out and that period of my life went quick!" "I've said this before but just speaking from my own experience as a binary trans woman, to me testosterone felt like lead in my veins, whereas estrogen feels like giggles and clouds. That's cheesy as fuck but it's how it feels for me lol" @PersephoneHime @vexwerewolf I know! And I was just saying too :P "@PersephoneHime @vexwerewolf That's true, but in my case I have a Mistress and I'm her property :P" Estrogen shots feel soooooo good. Like even when they sting a tiny bit. In mere minutes (if not less) there's that feeling of just... pure bliss 🥰 "@lisaquestions @Kexta89 I was confused at first too but I think she means career And as for RG, well he namesearches so I won't say, but he's the guy quote tweeting in the screenshot I tweeted." @blaze_casual I've heard x.x We're both gonna have amazing vaginas that hardly ever have to dilated soon! It's 29 days until my vaginoplasty which means IT'S OFFICIALLY LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY AAAAAAAAA OMG @blaze_casual Yeah I've heard that needing to do it so often it just kinda takes over your life in a way. Definitely not looking forward to that part >.> @PrissyOrcGF People can't handle how hot you are 💕 "@glitchedheart Not with a bang, but with an cute-sounding inhale sound effect" R E L E A S E T H E M @Calliethulhu It's the Bottom way~ @Calliethulhu hhfhdhhshhh 👀💦 "@destroyed4com4t It's literally just the same joke, but directed at the ""right"" people. But just like with ableist jokes made at Trump's expense, it's still at the expense of marginalized people. Imagine someone who is openly transphobic but also happens to hate RG. They'd love this joke." @PrissyOrcGF GOOOOOAAAAALS 😍😍😍 "@PrissyOrcGF hmmmmm you make, like, a really good point 🤔" "TERMINATE ME, MOMMY~ 💦 https://t.co/ZXNOj2CTiH" @PrissyOrcGF Gotta resist those b!mb0 ideas sometimes @PrissyOrcGF @_jennacreed_ can confirm "Maybe not cybernetically enhanced but just enhanced in some other way, I dunno. I just know she could literally destroy my ass." "Me: I don't have any interest in seeing Terminator Dark Fate. Me after hearing one of the main characters is a buff, cybernetically enhanced woman with a gay-ass haircut sent from the future to defeat Terminators: So yeah I think I might see Terminator Dark Fate." @Calliethulhu wow i can't believe we're on the same wavelength on this "@QueercoreTrash That sounds soooooooo much better, hecc x.x" @SpaceGoatHunter I'VE HEARD!! CAN'T WAAAAIT! :D I'm pretty sure all of us when we're confronted by someone telling us we were being problematic get that initial sting of shame and embarrassment. The impulse is to save face by any means necessary. And to me nothing is more childish than to act on that impulse every time. This is the danger of assuming you're smart while having a lot of privilege. Eventually you're going to start believing that your base assumptions about the world are Just How Things Are and you'll never allow yourself to be challenged on them. Another thing these people never do is ACTUALLY TRY to be cognizant of their words and do their best to avoid making marginalized people feel excluded. Won't even be actual scientists about it and see if their hypothesis that they're being asked to do the impossible is even true "I know people like this will immediately say, ""Of COURSE there are people looking for silly ways to be offended!"" but now you're just asserting that you know a stranger better than they know themselves. You're no better than Christians who tell you deep down you KNOW god is real." "What's more likely: There's an overabundance of people looking for silly ways to be offended, or that you as one person with an understandably limited perspective are going to constantly discover new ways in which the human experience can differ from your own?" People who talk like this always conveniently skip over the part where their entire argument assumes as a given that there's an overwhelming number of people who are offended for ridiculous or superfluous reasons without ever analyzing if that even makes sense as an assumption. https://t.co/eBcFF5y5HF @AngryNerdBird Okay I might be a big hypocrite because you just reminded me of the ONE example of motion controls I enjoyed. I played Let's Go Eevee entirely on that pokeball controller lol "@LeafTilde Thanks, but I'm already in bed and I don't like hot drinks Your reply still means a lot to me though 💕" "@LeafTilde can't decide if ""spunksucker"" is gross or extremely hot >/////>" Very tired but too anxious to sleep for some reason. Not even anxious about anything in particular :/ "@Tricliniangry I'm so sorry, Lilith. That all sounds indescribably awful :/" "@deathpigeon Also, here's a great example: I really like K*iser because they respect my gender and I've been with them since birth basically so they have a lot of records on me which helps. But I don't have any reason to think socialized health care would be any different?" "@deathpigeon I refuse to believe anyone in this country specifically likes their insurance rather than simply likes being insured. I know a lot of weirdos try to claim otherwise, but they're very obviously wrong." "@deathpigeon I'm not even sure how the fuck Hoarse could've meant anything else Like I understand that they meant that our current system is good, actually, but I don't get how that take is how they explained it." "@LittleEmmyBee I mean I guess? But like, who wants to watch porn of something that sounds un-sexy? I dunno, I don't unstandard cishet men." @emuchaton I mean it takes place in the 2070's. Pretty sure that's their excuse for just designing whatever the fuck they feel like. [cw transphobic slur] Shemale is by far objectively the least sexy thing you could call us so how the fuck did it become a porn term? "@rozietoez Us trans people age in reverse, I swear. I never would have guessed your age and we've hung out in person!" "@transfilmtheory Cuddle for starters, with her consent 💕" And to clarify: I don't give two shits if a cis person thinks we all have a petty grudge against against her. I just worry about her being seen as the community's voice and I'd very much like it if she wasn't that popular. I just worry listing them all off to a cis person who doesn't know will make it sound like we're collecting minor offences to build up a case against her when there really isn't one. Like when GGers try to explain to you why Anita Sarkeesian is bad. "Each thing she's done, for the most part, if it was the only bad thing she's done, she could have been forgiven for. The reason we're so done with her is because these ""mistakes"" keep piling up to the point that we can't believe they're mistakes anymore." "And I'm only talking about the cis perspective here because while I hate this fact, that perspective matters. She has a ton of influence on the left. Our people. And she might be the only trans voice they hear. And she's, to say the least, incredibly bad at this." "Her awfulness isn't surface level. It's seen only when you carefully piece together years of content bit by bit, and if you're a cis person who's never even heard of nonbinary people, you'll probably never do that." "@MOOMANiBE That makes sense, but in some ways that's even worse. For them she is the voice of trans people. And I hate saying that so, so much." "I keep going over this scenario in my mind where a leftist cis person says ""Oh I love Contrapoints!"" and then I have to go all Pepe Silvia on them (or at least seem that way) to convince them otherwise and I'm not sure I'd be able to. https://t.co/m83LUN7wpU" What's so frustrating about Natalie is she's not overtly terrible like Bl*ire White is. I know a lot of us feel strongly that her awfulness is apparent at this point but clearly that's not the case unless you think all her patrons are secret bigots and/or right wingers. @SJWMEGATRON I mean it's not surprising. Transmed ideology is inherently transphobic. "@SJWMEGATRON 3 years ago she still thought she was a cishet guy, so the comparison doesn't really work. Being transmed is a trans thing." @EsserZed @Kamenspider Please stop @EsserZed @Kamenspider Please stop "She really is convinced on some level that no ""normal"" person can keep up with nonbinary genders. She feels like she's the majority and anyone saying otherwise is faking for acceptance. And she can't even fake it. Like that's too much to ask of her." "@EsserZed That might be the case but I still refuse to play it. This isn't about what's better, it's about my interest level being zero." "Like, we're cleaning up after YOUR mess. Maybe get some fucking perspective." "It's just so weird that Natalie after says/does something shitty, binary trans people/cis people have to come out & remind nonbinary people that they're not alone and that not every binary gendered person is that way, and then she has the gall to call that empty virtue signaling." "@Kamenspider Blitzwing from the Bumblebee movie I think is a great example of keeping that overdesigned greebly ""realistic"" look while still being distinct and actually looking like... well, Starscream which was weird but it was still uninstallably him." "@LapineWitchGirl ""You can't wait to add a litter to the clan"" Aaaaaaand sploosh." @ZJemptv Yep. Even if he was impeached tomorrow it would still be a historical fact. Makes me depressed to think about. @PrissyOrcGF @VashtaGryph Oh I thought they were anchored in somehow! Glad to hear they'll settle soon. wow I did not deserve this callout lol @ZJemptv Oh no that color was her idea? Just add lots of green for the season but then maybe look into repainting it. Not sure if red is your color. @Calliethulhu And I've never done the eating but I really want to >/////> "@Calliethulhu I've only had it done twice, one was a religious experience, the other time less so and I'm really hoping the second time was a fluke." @ExistentialEnso YEP I'm 32 and her entire premise is ridiculous. @LucyPrivateAcc I like you quite a bit but this sounds like you're in a headspace where you might not believe me :/ @XylariaVG @Genderbird Yeah I'm pretty sure that whatever queer community she's found is extremely toxic. "@Genderbird I'm older than her by two years, I'm binary (so in her mind surely I'd be confused by nonbinary genders) and at no point have I ever been confused or frustrated by nonbinary people." @Jenn_Tayla Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "@Anomulus0 @PrissyOrcGF That's such an elegant and extremely true way to word it, wow" @PrissyOrcGF I'm so fucking happy for you Morgan! You're looking happier and happier (and sexier) every day 💕💕💕 @ZJemptv Okay that's my deadname and I literally earlier today complained loudly about how terrible of a name it is. That's... so weird. @ZJemptv I only just learned about this from my girlfriend. I thought it was just a cute Twitter thing. @deathpigeon yeah but i never ever want to play that way It me And probably millions of other players https://t.co/xOnAh0Omou "The only place I still accept motion controls is VR (which I sadly have yet to try), because that level of immersion actually feels like immersion and it can feel way more natural from what I hear." "When motion controls are nothing more than a button command, what's the point? When they're really precise and integrated deeply into gameplay like in Skyward Sword, I'm not even a little bit interested. So there's no scenario I want motion controls." @CatoftheNine I refuse to play that game because I don't like using motion controls. "It's not even that motion controls don't work (although sometimes that was the case), it's that I literally never want to play a game that way, even if it works perfectly." And then there's games like Donkey Kong Country Returns which I waited until it was on 3DS to play. Even the slowdown it sometimes has is wroth it to avoid the absolutely ridiculous motion controls it had. Like even games I loved like Mario Galaxy. Even if it didn't require a sensor bar. I never want to play it with waggle controls again. "I was first in line for a Wii when it came out and now I can safely say I never again want to deal with waggle controls or the console's muddy, pixelated graphics again." @SharpDressdDyke Okay I get it. You're not wrong for what you say about what happened to you. It's real and it's awful and I'm so sorry. @SharpDressdDyke I'm not sure what you're getting at? "@Anomulus0 @FrillyHyena I couldn't really hear what you said and I liked the reply to be polite but yeah, I'm already owned so refrain from being dommy please." @FrillyHyena I dunno >///< @SixArmedSweater It's really wonderful to meet you! I'm a big fan :3 @blaze_casual gosh >/////> "I dunno like, the horny feels different tonight. In a good way. Like, it's subby and girly and gay. But like, moreso than usual I dunno! >.<" "@NeurologNyx @futanarchy Cute, hot and gay :3 Congrats on 4k! 💕" "@Notactuallysmol Yeah like on the one hand, fuck AAA gaming to slicing up content like that but on the other, this'll finally make the game playable so I kinda can't complain?" IT'S THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO SEX "Look, there's a lot of awesome ways to have sex that don't involve penetration, but speaking as a bottom who has never been able to get into anal, I feel like getting a vaginoplasty is like unlocking Sex 2 for me" @Tricliniangry fair @Tricliniangry I'd retweet this if I could @SarahSwitchy that's why I need 'em groped! "@vexwerewolf It *is* pretty arousing, they have a good point :3c" "@SoftKittenJen I DO like bein babby but like... girldick, you know???" "@SarahSwitchy @FrigidElfChild listen, us brats... aren't the smartest" thinkin about bein horny on main tonight @PrissyOrcGF CUTE HOT AND GAY WOW @PrissyOrcGF Mistress does that to me too! SO unfair D:< But also? To be super fair? You got a fat butt :3 Still catching up on the WoW Deep Dive from earlier today and FUCK YEAH TOTEMS ARE BACK :D @GoodManFlannery hdsxgidrfugsdufiugadsfdk YES PLZ >/////> @GoodManFlannery omw @nyaakat CUTIE BEING TOO CUTE "I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING https://t.co/uFuR4Mj5XV" "@PrissyOrcGF You deserve it, Warchief! 💕" @Anomulus0 @vexwerewolf Relatively common among systems it seems hehe pretty sure I've made that exact tweet before but I don't care: it never stops being true being gay rocks my tits @vexwerewolf WOW kinky plural mood tho @vexwerewolf OMG we're gonna smoke you out when you visit! This ranch runs on weed lol @PrissyOrcGF Omg it's equal parts fae and fel! I love it! @PrissyOrcGF I thought that character was named Lilith and your name was Morgan??? further evidence my deadname sucks "@lacklusterbustr @vexwerewolf Yep, pretty much! But this was before Rick And Morty was a thing. What's wild is I was *certain* I'd wake up as a woman. I guess that was one of the few places my brain allowed myself to have those thoughts at that point." @emmasspace35 @Kate_Bunni I don't play Hearthstone so I didn't know about that. THAT to me seems way more like them trying to appease angry fans. "Link is frowning because he's thinking ""This isn't even close to a Zelda Maker minigame! It just incentivizes me to make easy levels that I can't even share with other people so I just know how to beat them D:""" "@Kate_Bunni WoW has esports. Granted, it's not as big as OW's esports, but I still think the connection is tenuous." "@vexwerewolf I mean if I get it it's going to say ""Mistress"" of course :3" "@CelticAnarchy @Kate_Bunni Was Diablo 4 and Shadowlands not enough? Like I'm not saying it's impossible that the OW2 announcement was rushed to placate fans, but I just don't see a connection there." "@sqwrrkpon @They_Goblin Yep, also the Kevin in Steven Universe is an asshole." @Kate_Bunni But they also revealed Shadowlands and Diablo 4. Why is Overwatch 2 supposed to be the thing that sweeps the Hearthstone-related controversy under the rug? "@raenoleah @vexwerewolf [looks at mine] im like, ultra trans at this point been consuming the weeds for like a decade now lol" @Klezmerstyle Trans mood And I say perhaps because I don't really think it worked? The conversation about their banning of Blitzchung hasn't really stopped. I don't understand folks arguing that Blizzard is using big game reveals to sweep the Honk Kong thing under the rug as if Blizzcon didn't happen every year in November. You have it backwards: Blizzard were (PERHAPS) fortuitous that the HK thing happened so close to Blizzcon. @vexwerewolf My smoking buddy thought I was suicidal. But the part I never told him was that I KNEW I'd wake up as a woman. So weed played a small part in turning me trans lol "@vexwerewolf When I was new to getting high I liked getting so high I had these weird ideas about how what if this entire life is just a simulation done by future beings, and when we die we'll wake up and be like ""Oh that was fun.""" @vexwerewolf I literally want this as a tattoo Not to harp on this (too late!) but I'm seriously trying to think back to 22-year-old me and what I was thinking during that reveal. And my best guess is I just... didn't allow myself to think about it. Like I clearly stored it in my memory but I didn't let myself feel anything. @Esper_Lily lol deadname buddies! Don't you just LOVE how often that name is mocked in media! :D "Yep it was literally ""Kevin's a girl?!"" I think if the movie itself stepped out of the screen, slapped me across the face and yelled, ""YOU'RE TRANS"" it would've been less subtle, lol https://t.co/iNf30qwlgH" I thank Pixar for trying *so hard* to crack my egg in such a ridiculously overt way but that shell was thick as fuck in 2009 lol "@They_Goblin It's okay, it's objectively a joke of a name lol" "@_Bibleblackbelt As I recall, only one of them has a ""normal"" name and it's Kevin, and because Kevins are ALWAYS either the butt of jokes or assholes in fiction, I keep a mental list." @YourBoswell @XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs lol I never noticed the jetpacks RIP 🙃 "I've only ever seen it in theaters and it's been a decade (wow), but isn't the line literally ""KEVIN'S A GIRL!!!!""?" "Me, a 22-year-old egg who had years ago convinced herself she couldn't be trans, watching Up: *SWEATS*" [cw deadname] I *will* say that I fully agree giving the name Kevin to a girl is inherently kinda funny. It just also sucks when you're the girl in question :V [cw deadname] There is only one (1) fictional character with my deadname that I stan. The rest are trash. Somehow someone thought to use my masculine-ass deadname for a character who's actual gender is female AND there's misunderstanding over her gender initially. Incredible. https://t.co/UjazJwUtN3 "@YourBoswell @XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs You're the second person to say that in this thread, lol. I don't even remember what my opinion of grinding Draenor flying was. It just all blends together." I am slightly upset that the Minion with my deadname had to survive the apocalypse or whatever. Okay my interest in this movie just went from 0 to like a solid 60/100 "@sarlichanx @XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs I agree with Blizzard's idea that locking flying away until the end makes for better gameplay, but unless we're talking about brand new players, old expansion flying shouldn't be gated, even if you missed getting Pathfinder in an older expansion." "@sarlichanx @XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs The only time I enjoy grinding Pathfinder is when it's the newest thing. Like, the new expansion won't be out for a while, I got the WoW itch, let's unlock flying. But doing it after a few expansions have passed? That sounds awful. (Also Warlords in particular kinda sucks imo)" @Kate_Bunni I mean I suspected but I don't think I've ever seen a selfie from you! @Kate_Bunni WTF YOU'RE CUTE :O @TheFintauSystem same :/ @ConfusedSwitch Hehehe :3 @XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs One frustrating thing about hearing about this level squish so early is that I now want to stop leveling my new Zandalari troll alt. Like the hours I'm going to pour into that will be kind wasted unless I wait :/ "@XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs I wonder how the pre-Pandaria flying you just got to buy at 60+ will work now though? It can't just be 60 again, since all 120s will become 50s." "@XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs Especially if they continue to do that thing that BfA had a ton of where a bunch of quests take you to previous regions. Even if as a new player with the new leveling you skipped, say, Pandaria, hitting the wall of ""Oh I can't fly here? Why?"" is an unnecessary feel bad." "@XylariaVG @WarcraftDevs I'm thankful I have Pathfinder for every previous expansion, but yeah for new players they shouldn't force them to do all that again. Pathfinder should just be a thing you can unlock at max level, and it unlocks flying for all previous expansions." "@GoodManFlannery i'm exactly like star-lord in guardians 2 ""i'm gonna make some WEIRD shit ಠ_ಠ""" @RipleyStorm Love you babe 😘💕 im an adult https://t.co/KW5N3BWDCf I often worry it's not enough. That I'm not actually helping. But like... I can't stop. I care about my friends too much. I guess that sounds like bragging but it really isn't. It's just core to who I am. "The last few days have involved a lot of checking in on friends and loved ones to make sure they're holding up okay. I'll never stop, but it's really sad how many of us in the queer community are in dark places at any given moment. I do what I can to help." "@RipleyStorm I dunno, I often say I have a very tangible connection to my loved ones and friends but this is ridiculous lol" omg I realized suddenly I hadn't heard from @RipleyStorm in a couple days so I picked up my phone to text hir and check in and shi was in the process of texting me too! That's romantic and gay as hell! :D 💕 "@Anomulus0 Spiro doesn't make me pee that much. Or, I can hold it longer than most other transfemmes on spiro I've talked to? So it really isn't a huge amount per day, but it might indeed be more than 3, lol" "@EerieEmilie I'm mainly talking about the trans community she's in. All I know for sure is it's B*ck and that one person who thinks all trans women had male privilege and that her neovagina is an open wound. That's... troubling, to say the least." "@EerieEmilie @vexwerewolf Which frustrates the hell out of me and so many other people. I started HRT at 30. I can almost abstractly get what she means, but as far as my lived experience, she's speaking nonsense. I'm genuinely worried about her when she says shit like that. What friends is she making?" @blaze_casual Gosh gosh gosh it's so nice you've already gotten relief!!! Hmmmm maybe you can show me how best to help you while you help me 🤔 "@blaze_casual Oh gosh you already got off a few times since surgery? Or do you mean before surgery? But also: You need someone's help, huh~? :3c" @blaze_casual I wanna say I'll be joining you in your impatience soon but honestly by the time I have my surgery you'll probably be able to play around down there. I've even heard from a couple people that accidental orgasms even just several weeks later can be a thing. Excited to be able to masturbate without an erection. I basically never get hard anymore unless I'm close to climax. After I'm healed up from surgery it will FINALLY be truly never. @MyNameIsGriffon @Lewd_Go_Round_ gosh >/////> @Whooping_Jane @Transhockeygirl Hollow Knight I love that the Rakdos guild is in this game #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/JXj2gZszVy I really like this bug and I want a stuffie of them too #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WSOmQ6o4v2 "@SunDappledEmber @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu God, I'm so sorry :/" @GoodManFlannery A family that loves you and will always be there for you. @Katheryn_Lin Yeah that sounds like a bad place you shouldn't go to :/ "@Katheryn_Lin It wasn't hard for me, but I get the impression some places might not want to do it maybe? But I found a local place that said they work on trans people on their website. It hurts a ton! 20% lidocaine cream on my junk was required." @doublegearsys AAAAAAA IT'S SO CLOSE!!!!!!!! @GoodManFlannery I give a fuck because you mean a lot to me and are one of my best friends. @transfilmtheory CUTE GOSH "@norintha @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Omg that's almost a guarantee at this point, you're right" "@SunDappledEmber @Calliethulhu I never even thought of that but it makes sense. I'm fully in the camp of ""Assuming everyone goes according to plan, this is just a vagina for all intents and purposes."" I feel that in my soul. I'm ready to accept that new part of me. I hope that's enough." @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu She seemed like she dreaded it. Like pre-surgery worries are normal but no one who feels that way should be given an article for it. "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I strongly feel anyone who wants a neovagina should be given one. But I also feel that anyone who thinks the way you're describing should be at the back of the line, assuming there is a line. But that's just my vindictive side talking, I suppose." @Calliethulhu You're right. For her sake I hope she quietly disagrees with the her of the past that wrote that article. "@Calliethulhu I wonder how she feels about that article now. Probably doesn't feel any different, but she might be down to just occasional dilation. I just can't see any rational person calling a fully healed neovagina an open wound but I also can't see her admitting she was wrong." Probably >90 pees left with the wrong parts which is still kind of a lot BUT AT LEAST IT'S DOUBLE DIGITS In less than a week I'll be done with electrolysis In probably around 3 weeks I'll have my pre-surgery consultation Fuck fuck fuck this is real wtf omg O_O @SeanWithersDraw That's awesome! :D "@Calliethulhu ALC was also the one who wrote a big article about how her vaginoplasty will be an open wound and woe is her, right? Yeah I've somehow missed that discourse but she's the absolute worst." "@RaeGun2k I'm 32 and I'm not fucking old, the fuck's wrong with this current crop of 20-somethings lol" @NewGenderWhoDis *TRADE this experience I was tired when I wrote that >.< @vexwerewolf gosh >/////< @PersephoneHime yay! :3c @Hypnothulhu ghhgfffgh where do I sign up for that >////> Vaginoplasty in 30 days! That's as many as 3 tens! And that's unbelievable! Okay so now desktop Twitter doesn't show that there are new messages so I've been missing them for hours. About to fall asleep and I'm kinda DM'd out for the night but I'll try to remember to get back to y'all tomorrow >.< I took a bunch of girl hormones because my doctor agreed I was a girl and then I got hotter and gayer this is the best??? am gorl 🥰 @GoodManFlannery Hey we should chat more often. I'd like that quite a bit 💕 "@blaze_casual And you have an invitation to explore my *area* any time you like~ 😘 (Or after we're both healed) (Since like, you know, that's when the real fun starts :V)" "@blaze_casual I wish I could give specifics, but I've heard it several times. I think it takes a few years though?" "@NewGenderWhoDis I feel this thread so hard. It's not always easy being trans, but I wouldn't trans this experience for anything." @lumpen_rose gfdgfdg d HEY D:< "@StebMcDreb Well I'm hoping to visit the UK next year (maybe spring?) so I might visit you first, lol. And you're definitely on the list of cuties I need to see (and do gay things with~) :3" @StebMcDreb as soon as we're able to meet up 😭 @StebMcDreb congrats you got the job! :D @Chopin_42 :3c 💕 "Also I've heard vaginoplasties can further reshape the body in unexpected ways and I am DOWN FOR THAT. MORE GIRLY BODY PLZ, I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS IT'S FUCKING HEAVEN" @CelticAnarchy I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND MISTRESS LOVES SPANKING THEM LOL "Now taking sign ups from cuties to just cuddle and grope each other in an extremely gay way. Maybe sex afterwards, we'll play it by ear. The important thing here is G̭͙̮̟͍̼̀ ̻̱̜̙̲͙̬I͞ ͓͈̗̥R̳̣̫̟͚ ̛̭͓͎̪̜L̛ ̭̱ ͍͕ ̞͔̭̩̠̫͈͘S͖͓ ҉̗̩̝ͅQ̫́ ̘͇̠́U̢̥̹̜̼̝͉̩ ͝I̟̹͢ ̘̟͙͖͇͍̜͜S̗̹̜̖͖̟͞ ̢̝̘̦̠̣̪̗H̶" "There's like a thin layer of squish even in places like my back. My thighs are thicker, my ass is bigger, and everywhere jiggles WAY more. I'm covered everywhere in girl squish. I've been consumed by it. I love it so much 😭" "(Or at the *very least*, they'll be scaled down appropriately so that my previously 20-30 level journey ahead of me has been squished down to like, maybe 10? Or less?)" "I've had a toon for every class since Cata (plus all the allied races since then). I've wanted them all at max level since Cata as well but I've NEVER gotten there. Always burned out. Atm all but my new Zandalari Troll are 90 or above. And just like that, they're ready for SL" Omg the improved character customizations!!! I'm almost tearing up I can't wait! All my toons are gonna be that much more unique I love it!!! 😭😭😭 @CiriAntares They said back when they added the stat squish that the entire game can now be easily tweaked to whatever levels they need. There are no more real numbers set in stone anymore. I think it'll be a smooth experience. Catching up on the WoW What's Next panel from earlier today I feel like Shadowlands was made for players with too many alts like me. I feel VERY catered to and I honestly can't wait :D "@CiriAntares Okay, I finally got to that part of the presentation. I think it's a wonderful idea and as someone with too many alts and who's been trying to get them all max level since Cata: I'm really, really excited." @blaze_casual my body is ready 😤 @Kate_Bunni >/////> @blaze_casual YEAH WE GOT THIS WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL PUSSIES THAT FEEL AMAZING 😤😤😤 BULLYING D:< @blaze_casual yeeeeeaaaaah I'm probably gonna be there right after surgery because that's ultimately what I'm impatient over: I want a pussy I can use badly x.x "It's gonna happen, it'll happen before I know it (31 days!), but dammit I'm feeling impatient right now D:<" "Once again we've left ""Omg my vaginoplasty is so soon"" territory and into ""Why can't I have my pussy nooooooOOOW D:<"" mood" @VioletVivacity Hell yeah! "@VioletVivacity So for me I lost 30 pounds doing absolutely nothing different because muscle weighs more than fat and I was losing muscle due to lower T. Also I stress eat a lot less, which probably helps. You might gain more weight, but that wasn't my experience so I dunno." "@VioletVivacity The biggest change around that was my belly fat is now squishier, almost lighter feeling. I can squish it into high waisted jeans no problem." "@VioletVivacity I'm 5'11"", I was 260 at my peak, and I'm 230 now. There are a lot of girls heavier than me, but I'm by no means thin. And I'm slowly getting curvier as the fat rearranges which is wonderful." "Now here's a question: Will I still be able to snag the summer '19 and Halloween '19 skins I missed? They've been consistent with putting previous skins in the new loot boxes each event, but will that change for OW2? First time I've fallen behind on skins in this game :/" "OKAY JEFF JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE ALL THE COSMETICS TRANSFER TO OW2 HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE ONE PART I WANTED AND THE ONE PART I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET, NEVERMIND ABOUT BEING MAD, I'M JUST HYPE NOW 💕💕💕" "@autumnposting (I've spent literally hundreds, not that I'm proud of that 😬)" "@autumnposting Yeah I'm hearing it's not as bad as I feared. Cosmetics being transferable would have been my only demand, so I'm not mad anymore lol" @XylariaVG Okay. That's not that bad. I'm still catching up on all the Blizzcon stuff from today but I thought from what I saw so far it was really obvious that it was a new game. I guess an expansion is cool. @CiriAntares It's okay 💕 "@MapleReam I sunk 54 hours in and I'm still not done. I'd be set for life, lol" "THREE YEARS IS NOTHING FUCK, THE GAME IS ONLY A FEW MONTHS OLDER THAN MY TRANSITION" "So Overwatch 2 is an actual sequel? Look, I can't say I'll never play it because obviously after its out the playerbase of OW1 is going to dwindle, but I invested embarrassing amounts of money on your loot boxes, Blizzard, and now I know not to bother this time." @MapleReam Hollow Knight for sure. no but seriously seeing them side by side makes OW2 Tracer look SO WRONG "@EmilyAtTanagra Starting the reply with ""So I shouldn't tell you..."" suggests that you know that wasn't something I wanted to hear. That's why that's mean. But I completely forgive you. Truly. Let's just move on from this." "@EmilyAtTanagra I saw your replying saying sorry. I don't know why you deleted it, but I completely forgive you. I'd really rather just be friends than strangers. I don't want to twist your arm to follow me again, but I think it would be really neat to be mutuals with you." @EmilyAtTanagra I'd rather be friends with people. But that was such a mean reply :/ "@EmilyAtTanagra Why would you reply with this? Did you think I'd find it funny or cute? Were you intentionally trying to be hurtful? I tried blocking you but I felt too guilty, so you can follow me again if you want. But this was so obviously unnecessary." "@PersephoneHime Not pressured, no" "Please please please do not assume I or anyone else at the ranch is up to date on gaming news as it happens. Our internet means I need to wait to watch stuff, and we're often busy enough that it takes longer on top of that. I'm halfway through the OW2 trailer still." "@CiriAntares You didn't have any way of knowing this, but I'm still working through the announcements and videos from today because our shitty mountain internet makes streaming it live impossible. I can't in fairness call this a spoiler, but I really wish I hadn't seen this just yet." "@vexwerewolf Like, she even could have still been his friend in private. That would still be shitty, but if we're solely talking about ways she could have had her cake and eaten it too, there was that option too. And yet we STILL haven't even gotten ""I know transmedicalism is bad, BUT...""" "@vexwerewolf He's a transmed. It's really easy to stop being a transmed, but he refuses and yet Natalie still wants to have this conversation. I can't overstate how effortless it would have been to not have him in a video. What's the problem here." @PrissyOrcGF FUCK YEAH 💕💕💕 "@daftprinceling Oh! Yeah I do watch that. I'd been meaning to play it again once Jen was back but yeah, it got me back in the mood for sure lol" @Kate_Bunni HECC >///> yes <////< @QuestForTori TRANSITION GOALS @QuestForTori OMG I LOVE THEM THO??? @QuestForTori So glad I had no interest in Grookey lol But just wait until the other two suck too lol Lighting isn't great but I feel cute so have an evening shopping trip selfie 💕✨ https://t.co/3Pl7ZHum20 "@Valkyrie497 I mean they'd have to make Tracer overlook a lot of terrible shit, and acknowledge that bisexual people exist (ie, Widow). But, toxic relationship or not, overt gay representation is something the franchise sorely needs." "@Valkyrie497 I don't know how you can do that after a character death. If it affects Tracer in any realistic way, they won't be able to act like she's not gay." "@Valkyrie497 I mean I don't think she'll end up with Widowmaker. That's kind of a ridiculous notion, and I'm a big WidowTracer fan. We can dissect the ways in which that ship is problematic when it becomes canon, shortly after pigs fly, presumably." "@Valkyrie497 I'd be fine with that given there's no way to really hide the fact that Tracer is gay. I'll take a Bury Your Queers over a ""Nooooo she's totally gay, we promise""" It wouldn't even be hard for them to have their cake and eat it too: Just give us some English language exclusive missions/stories. I reject the China excuse regardless of who's providing it. "And yes, I know the default answer is ""No, because China,"" but I say we force Blizzard to tell us that themselves, rather than provide a handy cover for them where they don't have to overly be the bad guys." @RaeGun2k People keep saying this but I'd rather put the screws to Blizzard to tell us that's why rather than doing the explaining for them. They haven't earned that by any stretch. "And I will say to be fair: You really have to stretch the ""gals being pals"" logic to explain away the gay here." (Though to be fair this still makes me happy. We just need more than this) @Transhockeygirl HELL YEAH CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @OrionPax4217 literally me in like 60 days @ZJemptv okay cute wow @QuestForTori omg you're finally Amy!! "I don't even remember when I realized I was polyamorous because it made so much sense to me. Like it wasn't even a life event it was just, ""Oh I'm that"" and from there it was presumably an otherwise uneventful Tuesday." @itsrileynicks This looks amazing omg "@PrissyOrcGF wow cute typo, b!mb0 :P" "Okay the trailer for Shadowlands IS SO FUCKING COOL, I'M SOLD" @Lewd_Dolly whomst among us "@Lewd_Dolly listen, i can be something of a b!mb0 sometimes >.>" @Lewd_Dolly ... i typed that on my keyboard RIP >////> @burnsbabe Probably! :V "@itsrileynicks I'm excited, but most people are shitting on it because it's cool to hate Overwatch now." One might say I'm... pussying out of Nu Nut November :V gonna just have to be a no nut december (in more ways than one 😭) Would love to participate in No Nut November but sadly I'm not going to be getting rid of my nuts until two days AFTER November :/ @Lewd_Dolly @Calliethulhu OMG I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT THAT'S A GOOD TWEET JUST A SEC @MapleReam hot tbh @blaze_casual THE COME WILL BE EPIC XD @blaze_casual ALEXA I'M GONNA HAVE A VAGINA WTF WTF WTF "Tired: In a little over a month, I'll have my vagina Inspired: In around two months, it'll be healed enough to like, touch and stuff 👀👀👀" "@deathpigeon YAY CONGRATS VIKKY!!! Spiro works such magic, you're gonna love it :3" @blaze_casual *evil giggle* 💕💕💕💕 "@blaze_casual gosh, gay~ *returns the favor* >:3" @blaze_casual ahhhnn but I also have that sensitive girl skin~ *bites lip* @Calliethulhu oh fuck that I'm gonna slut it up :V I love my squishy girl fat so much I'm just covered in it it's soooooo good x.x "@Calliethulhu Cool, story missions means they won't have any more bullshit excuses not to be more gay." @ConfusedSwitch I'm really glad we started taking too 💕 "@vexwerewolf @AshCoyote I'M PROUD OF YOU, VEX 💕💕💕" @vexwerewolf You're the hero of the Horde/Alliance and are consulted/involved in every major event. You even show up in cutscenes. Not sure what else they could do? @Q3w3e3 ggosh you're cute >////> 💕 "@thebayleerenee @lilah_sturges Wish I could play the trans pizza game but nowhere delivers out to our ranch, lol. Thanks for doing this, Lilah! 💕 And I'm happy to have helped in my own small way, Baylee 💕💕💕" OMG IM LOVE??? https://t.co/65RCzIGNUn https://t.co/sR8tXLvCvP @Calliethulhu same @Calliethulhu I mean that makes sense. Literally the last possible place to explore "@RebeccaCuddles @AngryNerdBird That one didn't work for me in areas where I took two hearts of damage before landing/respawning, but otherwise yeah Hiveblood is another great choice." OMG THEY SLEEP WHEN I'M AT A BENCH IM LOVE #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4UcJl1YVdk AWWWWW I WANT A GRIMMCHILD STUFFIE NOW #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/76rL3fu46F I'm salty that it teleported me out before I tried sitting on the throne D:< #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PH8PvFN4Qn This charm combo gives more soul per hit than it takes to heal the hit back. Makes the White Palace way more doable #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/LTTZMbModf I... did it x.x #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/LCeRWkReMD @daftprinceling Watches what? @ComradCapacitor I find it's like riding a bike. I'm doing fine. "It's been like 3 months, time to finally beat this #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5vUk2kzbRr" @melodyaligned @PrissyOrcGF let's just be slutty b!mb0s instead!!!! :D "@vexwerewolf I literally follow a system named Legion, these Christians are so bad at this" @NewGenderWhoDis I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF thinking sucks :/ "@Doc_Wolverine Also testosterone blockers, if any no-nutters would prefer going that route :V" "@moonsofvenus_ Funny how ""boycots don't work"" and ""no ethical consumption under capitalism"" is forgotten when it's about a company that the majority seems to dislike mostly because they're sick of their games. Imagine if this was Nintendo. People wouldn't act like it's effortless to boycott." @LilEspace @Kate_Bunni @LambChopInPamps BULLIES >////< "@ManjiButt It's on YouTube! Just search ""Some More News."" I'd link it but I'm on mobile and can't figure out how to link YouTube channels lol" @XylariaVG John Oliver is as close to liberal as I'm willing to stomach at this point. "Even if Jon Stewart was still hosting it, I feel like The Daily Show isn't the left-leaning comedy show we need after 2016. We need Cody Johnston looking disheveled and calling fascism fascism without needing to be cute about it. We need Cody's Showdy." This is a perfect example of why I was so happy to discover Some More News after being disappointed that I had outgrown The Daily Show as I drifted further and further left. Some More News is what The Daily Show should've become. @0x0ddc0ffee gosh >////> @LambChopInPamps @Kate_Bunni HHHHHHHHGSDF NNNN >////< @Kate_Bunni @LambChopInPamps SHE SAID I'D SPRING A LEEEEEAK >/////< @LambChopInPamps HDSJKFGZDIUDFGH >/////< "@LambChopInPamps I mean I would, but I can't domme to save my life so I've gonna be disappointed :V" @KittenFemme Oh nice! Good to know! The only gauged piercings I've seen without gauges in them are my own all I had no idea lol "Me back when I thought I was cishet: Are gay people ever like, gay for their own reflection? No, that's stupid and insensitive, shut up, me Me now: I MEAN I'm not NOT gay for my reflection >.>" @LuigiThirty SAME My goal is at least 10mm :3 Also is them not being perfect circles normal? They're slightly almond shaped. I assume that's fine but I still wanna ask to be safe >.> Freshly washed 7mm ear holes~ (Is it weird to find this kinda hot?) https://t.co/IbHiEuWRlP @persenche hhi 👀💦 "@CaseyExplosion ""The good news at least is you get to be a girl, but some comedians are like, upset at that? It's complicated.""" @GirlDickEnergy WOW that glowup tho 😍💕💕💕 @persenche 👀👀👀 @ZJemptv Omg yay! 💕 (Orion Pax technically has more pieces but those are not what I bought that figure for lol) "Looking everywhere for my Blizzard authenticator led me to find some Transformers I bought nearly a year ago meaning I can make some really satisfying collection consolidation 💕 I love the feeling of having all the Transformers in one or two places. Not quite there yet, tho lol https://t.co/aAKbOsWdtf" "@itsviviactually YUP that was pretty much me ""Do I have these figures? Well they're not in front of my right this second, so"" *throws them in an Amazon shopping cart*" @MagsVisaggs I'm concerned that it feels like this is becoming the minority opinion. "FOUND THE AUTHENTICATOR YESSSS OF COURSE IT WAS IN THE ONE PLACE I KEPT SAYING ""NAH IT CAN'T BE THERE""" I'm seeing double! FOUR Bludgeons! "The display in here is still very much in flux, but here's a video game shelf I've been working on (the rupee refuses to stay lit :/) https://t.co/4RzDRBOsxV" "Well, it finally happened. My Transformers collection got away from me enough to the point that I bought the same figure twice. Twice. https://t.co/Be8Giva4xC" "I bought a virtual ticket to Blizzcon and despite still being logged into the Battlenet app and logging into the website from the same place I've been for over a year, it still won't let me in 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃" "I used to have a single place I kept my Blizzard authenticator, until I stopped keeping it there and now I can't find it 🙃 They do text message authentication too, but here in the mountains my texts only sometimes work 🙃🙃🙃" Maybe it's anxiety about my upcoming surgery? That's my best guess @Tricliniangry I'm double positive glad times infinity! @Tricliniangry I'll be glad enough for both of us @Tricliniangry cold comfort :/ but I'm glad you're still with us @Tricliniangry I've been worried about you all day if that counts :/ Feel so out of breath and exhausted (but not tired or sleepy) for some reason x.x Also I love that this positively ancient LEGO control panel piece is hidden inside! Got me feeling all nostalgic. https://t.co/kxSCjI9GtE @Calliethulhu Same :/ Last year I can honestly do a Spiroween joke lol "Well, I've built the payload, let's see if my growing Overwatch LEGO minifigs can actually stay on it lol (I also have DVa but taking a pic of them all would require a bit of dusting I don't have the spoons for >.>) Thanks again to @lumpen_rose for the wonderful gift! https://t.co/TONpq0oALT" "*watching Voyager* Doctor to Kes: You're only two years old Jen: *looks back at me with a huge smirk on her face, snickering* Me: ... HEY D:<" @zandravandra lol same https://t.co/sNWspQpCLM @WillowPoss omg 😍😍😍 @AnaMardoll love you too! 💕💕💕 @ArvuReBantra @katgraceW13 omg how could I forget about the d club @ArvuReBantra @vexwerewolf That's a really good point @PrissyOrcGF It's usually older people who should know better too! "@PrissyOrcGF Whenever I have the spoons for it, when people stare I'll sometimes stare back. They almost always have a look of confusion and embarrassment, which I find funny as hell. Like yeah, what'd you think your rude-ass staring would result in?" @AmyZenunim Okay so it's an admission that their system doesn't work. @MagickQueer Sure. Always. "Like the most I can glean from this is that they feel letting other people report it is an invitation to abuse the system, but it isn't abusing the system if it's actual bigotry, right? I fucking hate this website." @LeafTilde yes? :3 @ArinaArtemis__ @Oneironott 👀👀👀 @Oneironott transition goals tbh @vexwerewolf @RachelTheParrot Maybe you were just in the mood for looking like a hot lesbian? :P @NewGenderWhoDis gosh you're so right @BoringNerdyKate more or less the life we're building lol "@GoodManFlannery You're fucking gorgeous, love. Really can't overstate how pretty you are, and I wish you could see that :/" @vexwerewolf This whole thread is a mood. I lied to myself about this for 11 years :/ "@vexwerewolf Eggshells are a trip, is how. I used to fantasize about getting GRS while still thinking it wasn't possible for me to be trans, lol" "@MalachiteTiger @tiptransformed @IcyWitch35 Dunno if it even needs to be said, but huge same, lol" @bunnarchist Even people using they/them for him I find very uncool. His pronouns are pretty well known. No need to disrespect that. "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf Definitely had a moment of ""HAHA YES I KNEW SHE COULD DO IT"" when she came out 💕" @vexwerewolf just getting cuter and cuter tbh :3c "@bunnarchist Yeah, I refuse to say he's an egg. I agree that it's rude. But where does that leave his ""wish I was a girl"" jokes? It's a very awkward situation that he's in full control of ending, one way or another (either by stopping the jokes or transitioning)" "(also I thought my crush was a new-ish thing but APPARENTLY past me, the disaster lesbian I am, already thought she was cute >.>)" "Throwback to a year and a half ago when Vex mentioned she had gender dysphoria, and would love to go on HRT, but didn't think she was trans and I really did try to crack that shell. I tried to find this reply when she came out but to no avail. She was able to find it, tho, lol" "@vexwerewolf LOL I looked for SO LONG for this exact reply after you came out, but none of the keywords I thought were in it were working. Glad you finally figured it out 💕" "@vexwerewolf WAIT YOU DID? I COULDN'T FIND MY REPLY WHEN I LOOKED, IS MINE STILL THERE?" "And I feel guilty for speculating! But I only do it because, again if we assume the best intentions, the stakes couldn't be higher, and the only obstacles are imagined ones on his part." "@vexwerewolf You had some thread sometime in 2018 where you talked about gender stuff but ultimately concluded you couldn't be trans. I wish I could remember more details than that, but I'm pretty sure I replied trying to explain to you that that meant you're probably trans." @Chopin_42 @ARedPandaPlush @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny bullies >/////> "@vexwerewolf But yeah, like, I had to try. I'm sure you understand now." "@vexwerewolf Oooh, you remember me trying to crack your shell, huh? >.> I tried to find those tweets when I saw you finally come out like a year later but I couldn't find them. I assume you didn't remember because we didn't know each other at the time, heh >.>" @EmmaStarBird GAY BAB BIRB FREN!!! :D "To his trans fans, Arin exists in this liminal space where we accept that he's cis because he's the only one who can decide otherwise, yet we also accept his jokes about wishing to be a girl because... we kinda have to? There's a nonzero chance that's an honest wish." "I prefer to think he isn't just making jokes. I think on some level, he does wish he were a girl. Egg shells can be thick, denial can be strong. So that's why I bring this up when I hear him talk about it. If we assume the best intentions, he might be his own biggest obstacle." "He's a man who's connected to his feminine side, and that's truly wonderful. But if that's not enough? There's solutions to that. And if that *is* enough, please stop making jokes about it. It's not cool." "One final thing I want to say: According to Arin when asked about this, he's a cis man, not a closeted trans woman. And he would know. But in that case? He needs to stop saying he wishes he was a girl. It's making light of something really serious for many of us." @WillowPoss aaaaaa you're glowup is so incredible! you look so much happier!! 💕💕💕 look at this extremely gay birb fren i have :3 https://t.co/qjscK3rJfP "Been putting off throwing all the post-surgery stuff I need into an Amazon shopping cart because I'm fearful of what it might do to my suggested products, lol" @ArtifexH That's a bummer. Good to have a concrete answer tho "@CelticAnarchy And Gamepass is like a Netflix for games, kinda? Hmmmm think I'll just buy it for Windows, then." @FrigidElfChild Gotcha. I saw some of what happened. Looked really rough. But at least blocking will keep it all off your timeline. Is Lilith doing alright? "So, Xbox has that thing where certain games that you buy for Xbone gets you a copy of the game for Windows, right? Is that something they're doing for Outer Worlds? I heard some folks talking about that but I can't find any info on it through googling." @Hypnothulhu 😍 @Calliethulhu Okay but like: Extremely cute @FrigidElfChild That's kinda ominous. Hope everything is okay :/ "@ConfusedSwitch wow, gay~ guess we're BOTH cute :3c" @ConfusedSwitch very much so! you're really cute :3 @ConfusedSwitch gosh 👀💦 @BackWithAHeart It varies a ton "Just finished my 19th hour of electrolysis hair removal. Two more hours to go until I'm done. My electrologist is wonderful, but I'm tearing up at the idea of finally being done. 20-ish hours of that is A Lot." @vexwerewolf @Chopin_42 @SteampunkPenny hecc >/////> "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny Okay, even I'm like ""That's not even a secret"" :P" @vexwerewolf Congrats! You got some growth in your future :3 @lucashoal @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny JUST WATCH US >:D @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny Oh I'm pretty sure we'll still be up for you visiting >/////> @SteampunkPenny Gosh Mistress you're so pretty 😍😍😍 "@vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny (Hey Mistress, because you sometimes have trouble remembering which of my friends I talk about, Vex here is gonna be visiting the ranch next summer :3)" "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I haven't sucked a dick in like four months I'm starving, frankly 😭" @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur I hate the feeling of chapstick on my lips and only use it when it's needed and I'm in Colorado lol @ayyy_vuh Yay congrats! 💕 @little_lizzie22 Oh nice! Yeah it's a wonderful feeling imo 💕 @little_lizzie22 You mentioned that in another reply. You don't have to be if you don't want to 💕 @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaa thank you Morgan!! >////< 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual It really is a wonderful experience 💕 Your glowup is incredible! Be the girl you want to be! Be the girl you are deep down! 💕 https://t.co/rnoRe5I9Jn @00dani_me @LeafTilde same lol @QuestForTori OMG TORI THIS GLOWUP IS TOO POWERFUL 😍💕💕💕 @elise_dangerous I respect that but also: He wants to be a girl I don't even need to call that trans. He can still transition if he wants it. "@undeadmooncat Huge same It got to be too unbearable after a while, of course. I was like, okay even if I'm an ugly girl, I need to do this." @blaze_casual Pretty sure every trans GG fan has @AmyZenunim I hope there's not the inner turmoil within him that I worry there is "It just feels so silly to hear as a trans woman. ""I wish I could be a hot girl"" Then... do that? I'm sorry, I don't understand the problem?" @lumpen_rose She's bi too so I doubt she'd be against it "The fact that he said he wants to be a hot girl makes me wonder if he's considered transitioning but worries he wouldn't look very good and first off, he'll look better than he thinks and second: That's dysphoria" "So during the second Game Grumps Chrono Trigger stream Arin once again said he wished he could be a girl, to which Danny said Arin's been saying that since they met. It's bad form to say someone else is an egg, but at the same time, you can just transition and be a hot girl???" Earlier this week I wasn't ready to face more electrolysis on my junk. Got another appointment tomorrow and I'm still so done with it. At least it's only two more visits after that and then I'll be actually done. "Had a friend tell me they thought we were already mutuals but realized we weren't when they saw that discourse around me with people saying ""Don't follow this person."" They looked into it, decided it was bullshit, and followed me then and there. I feel so loved 😭" @DanTalbot89 Here you go! https://t.co/7VCTVdp9cC @totallyhealthie They give me SUCH anxiety. I've ever freaked out over some in the past. It's such a pointless source of anxiety and so easily avoided by toy companies. Infuriates me. "@DanTalbot89 Yep! It's a special super big, super squishy version they introduced last year. Big stuffies like that often sell out but I think they're still refreshing it when they can?" (The point is it's a cost saving measure and there ARE collectors and kids who enjoy putting them on so they can just appeal to those people if anyone complains) (Fuck capitalism) "Don't even understand the point? Like you basically get three possible results: - Stickers places near perfectly - Stickers are visibly crooked - You just skip the stickers Only 33% of those options are desirable by most collectors & kids, so why can't your factory just do it?" "How about this: I'll pay more if I could get a toy that isn't incomplete in such a way that makes my OCD itch. (LEGOs are easy to assemble, and even if I do it wrong I can take it apart and arrange it carefully again. Stickers are one shot, so if it's crooked I'm fucked)" "Whenever I get decals or stickers in a toy (like LEGO or Transformers) I always feel like the toy company is saying ""Here, you do our job""" "@persenche @ArtifexH @rozietoez @RaeGun2k @sera9elliot Not too long after coming out to my family both my sister and my mom noted that it made a ton of sense in hindsight. My mom for many years thought I'd end up being gay. She was right, but not in the way she thought lol" oh no this is *terrible* I love it https://t.co/JEo4xKykmb @Tricliniangry Please stay safe. I care about you a lot :/ "Also got this from someone named Ellie? I'd love to @ this person in thanks but I'm so bad with names I'm not sure I know who this is? Thank you so, so, so much though! She's so cute I love her so much!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/uUYsOkVoLX" @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys she really is :3 "omg I should check the mailbox more often, I have packages! Thank you so much, @lumpen_rose!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/z5nqDtPvzo" "@JenApparently Yes. A ton, actually." @RaeGun2k @persenche @rozietoez @sera9elliot *hugs tight* 💕 @FrigidElfChild today's a scary day on twitter :/ "@Tricliniangry @Calliethulhu @addamschloe @KittenFemme @queerchangeling @VashtaGryph can we please not have this friend schism (directing this at everyone in the thread, I just can't take another split in my friend group D:)" @NewGenderWhoDis omg those heels I know it doesn't come with those but jesus lol (and yes you need to get this) @MaiaFranklyn omg I forgot that both Sonic and the turtles are teenagers like it's extra humiliating haha frequent visitors also include every Scooby Doo villain Shredder and Eggman go to the same support meeting for villains whose plans keep getting thwarted by animals @emuchaton you're such a wonderful friend ilu 💕 @RaeGun2k @sera9elliot @rozietoez internalized retconning is a huge mood and a big part of why this can be so hard to parse out lol @JenApparently this might be your worst tweet ever omg *retweets immediately* @Chopin_42 Vex figured out I was talking about her (among other possible friends! really!!!) and started teasing me for it >/////< @vexwerewolf literally blushing rn >////< @Klezmerstyle That's incredible but also: whomst among us wasn't that far into denial in egg mode lol "@DragonQueenRose It's easily one of my favorite games of all time, lol" @XylariaVG EVEN BETTER @DragonQueenRose @slagtoth The roughness gets more and more refined through the DLC. By Nyakuza Metro it's remarkable how far GFB have come. I hope we get a couple more DLCs tbh! @DragonQueenRose Yeah! One of the best 3D platformers out there imo! :D I love the time rift levels so much :3 (but i'll settle for whatever landfill they'll end up in) so fucking ready to yeet my balls into the sea "@okbillybunny Adoption or someone else carrying my kid doesn't sound appealing, which is part of why I know I don't want kids. For me, I just wish I could get pregnant. That's entirely what it is, so I didn't even bother freezing sperm or anything. Still makes me sad." @vexwerewolf look i MAY have SOME IDEAS for when you visit next year >/////> 💦💕 @Klezmerstyle You wrote an editorial about how you wished you could get pregnant before you realized you were trans? @vexwerewolf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhghhfd no fair i was literally picturing you doing thaaaat >////< "Had a good cry earlier today when a friend of mine told me she's gonna have a kid. I'm so happy for her, but I felt dysphoric. I don't want kids but I really wish I had the ability to get pregnant. I wish not having kids was more about my choice rather than a fact of reality." @ghoulsNgoats awwww thanks! I like you quite a bit so it's nice to finally be mutuals 💕💕💕 @vexwerewolf BLUSHIUNGg "@vexwerewolf ppfhhdjss pplz mess with me, Vex >/////<" @ghoulsNgoats omg since when are we mutuals I didn't even notice! @vexwerewolf ffffhghh 💦 transition goals "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf a hhard time, you say? 👀💦" "hecked up that I have to type ""sweat"" when looking for the girlcum emoji 💦" @Elli_Trans hecc >////> 💦 @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton wow i can't believe you're going to be horny forever definitely have a couple of friends I'm thinking about doing this to me 👀 @PersephoneHime gosh plz do~ i can't believe i've yet to experience this tbh "at least when i'm sad, sadness brings her friend horny to come visit really feel a strong need to be pinned to a wall and played with/groped/fucked doesn't really matter which direction i'm facing as either one would be hot" @WillowPossum hhhhh gosh you're pretty omg 😍 @vexwerewolf hhghhgfhhhh i miiiiight be a gay slut >.> "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf I'm pretty sure Vex was making a joke about the word ""point"" :P" "@DreamerHyena That's halfway through what was being called ""The West"" while it was being colonized after like a century or two of only having claim to the east of the country." "@RaeGun2k @sera9elliot @rozietoez I only have memories of those thoughts going back as far as 12, but I have this really strong sense it started sooner." @okbillybunny I did when I was a kid! It makes sense that it would be if you're like me and have never been to the actual midwest lol @vexwerewolf fdjskLFGFGHALda HEY D:< """Temple district"" could also just be called: ""Just hold your pee while you're driving through here, queer people"" (Salt Lake City isn't so bad tho? It's technically part of that circled region I think. I saw Infinity War there and we just got stares, no glares! ... :D)" @Chopin_42 @VashtaGryph RIGHT????? @VashtaGryph (I very much love it hecc >.<) @Chopin_42 @VashtaGryph awwww thanks! 💕 @VashtaGryph hhhey!!! D:< "@FattoFitNB A lot of folks have that theory but the only reason I wonder if it's all there is to it is because I don't see a ton of transmascs who are littles? Not to say it never happens, but anecdotally at least it's a lot less common." @blaze_casual I figured Front Range was specific to Colorado but it wouldn't surprise me that much to find I was mistaken. the view to the left of my desk is pretty cute https://t.co/E00sreCzW0 @VashtaGryph It used to be! But then I realized I really wanna meet more littles and being locked makes that a much harder and slower process @VashtaGryph implying my side account is locked~ "@sqwrrkpon No, it's going to be a movie about passing the gauntlet to the new Black Widow. Pretty sure we know for a fact it's a prequel? But regardless I'm saying it's ironic because had they killed off Hawkeye this current problem of keeping Renner in the role wouldn't be an issue." "It's really ironic because they JUST had a movie where either he or Black Widow had to die, they fought over it, and BW ""won."" And we're getting a Black Widow... prequel soon. Just saying it's ironic. Could've ended up way simpler." @NewGenderWhoDis oh neat that's how i do it too (and not just because I make friends with other littles-- I mean folks I met and then became friends with mostly because we're both trans and on twitter) that meme where everyone's squidward except i'm in a room filled with transfemmes and it's about everyone being little (obviously it's not everyone! this is a huge confirmation bias on my part! but tbh a list of my friends that *weren't* little would be... smaller :V) "@NewGenderWhoDis I didn't know you had that kink too! That's awesome! But yeah, like... when I do get around to starting therapy (I really need to), I'm worried I won't be able to share a bunch of stuff either. It's so ironic D:" @emuchaton it's the content your fans crave @Hypnothulhu That sounds wonderful! fuck The Sea tbh D:< "@maegodhavemercy It's either just ""California"" or it gets claim to ""the west coast"" but I might be biased given it's my other home aside from Colorado lol" @sqwrrkpon I interpreted it as sloppily trying to include the great lakes in the great lakes region "@sqwrrkpon I'm pretty sure all of Illinois is supposed to be included, it's just quickly drawn lines." @Calliethulhu omw @WillowPossum Increasingly thinking the ranch will have to drive to your place in a van and just grab you before you'll feel good about visiting :P @PrissyOrcGF That's awesome! @PrissyOrcGF I mean you gotta have a victory dinner! Just part of the experience! @PrissyOrcGF oh noooooo is the swelling normal? "@doublegearsys Okay, accurate for all but northern Colorado D: ...which is a really small region I suppose but this is my home dammit D:<" "I guess ""federal dessert"" is also better explained as just words trying to describe it, but as someone who recently spent nearly 30 hours driving through it and back, it's VERY ACCURATE, LEMME TELL YOU" "Although I will say that in my experience as a Coloradan at least, ""Mountain west"" sounds more like an attempt to just describe it rather than its actual name. Never been to Idaho, but as far as I know, there's not a great agreed-upon proper name for this region?" "Yeah this just about checks out. I always feel bad for non-Americans hearing phrases like ""the midwest"" and thinking the location is implied in the name, like how most words work. (it has to do with the rate at which we stole land from the native population)" So 13 days later and it's like none of it ever happened. But they sure showed me! I guess? "Even tried scrolling my damn timeline back 14 days but it stops RIGHT BEFORE the period I was locked. However the links to the tweets I made during that period still work, so the tweets still exist. It's so frustrating. But, it's probably better to forget all that anyway." "Well I can't find the tweet where I predicted it would only take two weeks to get back to the follower account I had before folks tried to make me the daily discourse (because I WAS locked during it, the search can't find it), but regardless: I'm back to 4,500 in just 13 days lol https://t.co/3zNNnQEGFE" @MaiaFranklyn ooooooh maybe it's a laser pickaxe! "@BonnieMakes CUTE! It's spelled Takkun FLCL's subtitles so that's what I go with, even though given that it's a shortened Taru + kun, you'd think it'd just be one k and a hyphen." @MewcySarice Same! I have two other Midna shirts lol @alissa_phoenix oh gosh cute! @MewcySarice Best princess!! :D "@CiriAntares I had a few years of that too, it's rough :/" @FrigidElfChild They make droids that can transform into small ships. Just give a ship a simple navigation brain and no need for suicides. BUT TLJ is perfect so it's moot @Hbomberguy This is the scariest Halloween tweet I've ever seen AAAAAAA THANKS SO MUCH TO @ArtifexH FOR HELPING ME GET ONE AAAAAA 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/tpqVdGOd5p @ArtifexH DM'd :D @Tricliniangry I did!!!! @Tricliniangry as a proud owner of antlers: DO IT @NewGenderWhoDis That's so awful D: @PrissyOrcGF BIG SAME @PrissyOrcGF extremely hot 👀 "@PrissyOrcGF i'm too gay not to, tbh" @Glopossum goshh 👀💦 "This is kinda eating away at me because there's none of these on eBay and I don't know how many ""limited quantity"" is but it's probably not much. Just venting. It's silly but the stress is real. I'll get over it." "@PrissyOrcGF @Anomulus0 @CowboyPunkColt So Demon Days needed time to settle too, so I haven't given up on Humanz. Plastic Beach I've heard amazing things about. Gotta give it a listen at some point." "@Anomulus0 @PrissyOrcGF @CowboyPunkColt Okay I need to listen to more Gorillaz because I love this I love Demon Days and I didn't care for Humanz, but there's still a ton I haven't delved into. Plus I guess this is their newest stuff?" "@APrivateRobin I mean how could I not??? You're so good at just devouring that cock, gosh~" @PrissyOrcGF hfdshghghds 💦 @APrivateRobin awwwww what a good cocksucking slut you are! :3c aaaaaaaa it's limited quantity I don't want to miss it again D: https://t.co/dq3ZrTWReK @Hypnothulhu @MoneyAlt800 okay thirded HECC "@PrissyOrcGF @KittenFemme Time shenanigans, basically." @Bieeanshee You are in fact cute gosh! 😍 wow look at this piece of trash i found worth 20 whole gold! :D i think they're might be something written on it? but also: 20 gold! :D :D :D https://t.co/EnW37UHY6j "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme She will forever be my warchief, even if she sometimes get written poorly" @KittenFemme omg hot @KittenFemme Is it really nepotism in a world where monarchies are still the norm? WOW okay so in case anyone was wondering: lightforged draenei SUCK https://t.co/ebuztE3ydd also i'm pretty gey for geya'rah 👀 One of my favorite things about orcs is they aren't sexist. Female orcs can be in positions of power just as much as male orcs can. https://t.co/I1R3lv6lYp @PrissyOrcGF @Chopin_42 Goddess you're so brave and such goals tbh 💕 Bronze dragons always have the coolest perspective on things. Definitely my favorite dragonflight. https://t.co/QjR2poAfjv "@AnnieTheBruce That's fair, I guess I just meant the Pit Commander was a mob that you very much avoided at all costs. Now you can just one hit KO him lol" @Calliethulhu I started in Wrath too! And... wow I just realized short of heritage armor (will I have to level a new Goblin for that armor? That stuff looks awesome) I'm done with that content too... never even realized that :/ @PrissyOrcGF OH WAIT NOW I GET IT "Quickest way to get to the Blasted Lands was actually to go through Outland, and I couldn't resist just decimating this level 72 elite standing in front of the portal lol Remember when this guy was terrifying? https://t.co/v577ROjwBM" "@GhostClumps More or less my character in The Old Republic, actually" @PrissyOrcGF hhhhhg very true 💦 @PrissyOrcGF (also I could tell they were brand new but I commented on how getting chipped was hot before realizing the MUCH HOTTER thing that I missed-- thought you were just ahegaoing for the camera lol) "@PrissyOrcGF extremely gay for your horns rn, ngl" @PrissyOrcGF HOLY HECC I DIDN'T NOTICE THE GROWING HORNS THAT'S SO HOT OMG 💦 @PrissyOrcGF omg that's hot o.o "First off, I could have sworn these two pathways on either side of the hallway leaving the Pathfinder's Den hadn't always been there, but even if they had, I love that the room to the left is very obviously a placeholder for future content. Smart designing. https://t.co/IlltCPZ5nL" @CiriAntares That's incredible! Way more dedication than I have lol oh HELL yea we're gonna time travel for more allies lol https://t.co/3DfXnSBvKc @LeafTilde Yeah exalted Honorbound literally happened on its own for me just from doing the rep grinding everywhere I was doing to get them to revered + story quests lol @CiriAntares Didn't even know I was set for a bonus achievement! It was a really nice surprise! @AmyZenunim @MOOMANiBE I've talked to a few transfemmes that had it before transitioning and I sometimes wonder if there's some kind of connection there? "@LeafTilde I would imagine it is, but again, still 21,000 rep away and I really dislike questing in Mechagon." "omg yet ANOTHER allied race just ready to roll that I missed because I haven't done the quest chain for it yet lol I'm guessing it's that Pandaren guy in the allied race building that offers it? But yeah, this menu? Where stuff I've DONE is still in red? Bad design. https://t.co/3fzQwP39IN" "@LeafTilde Kinda (definitely moreso than regular gnomes) but there's no way in hell I'm gonna grind out another 21,000 rep at Mechagon, ESPECIALLY if I need to get on an Alliance toon and do it all over again." @TimonicWulfgar hehehe yep :3 Nice :3 I'm ready to roll a fox fursona as soon as Blizzard unlocks it~ https://t.co/c0xZ1535Vs @FrigidElfChild hot @VashtaGryph hecc >////> "@MOOMANiBE my body cheated by getting gynecomastia first, to be fair" Boymode is now grayed out on my abilities menu Also I think I'm gay for my neck I don't think I've worn this shirt since pre-HRT and I just realized looking in the mirror that even this old baggy boy shirt can't fully hide my tiddies 😳 https://t.co/pFnfQbvxEU "@vexwerewolf I came out just two months before my country elected a fascist as its president. I definitely got more worried after the election, but I didn't back down." "@TheFintauSystem It's not weird, but it's certainly a conundrum :/ I think forcing yourself to accept help is going to be more beneficial in the long run" "@BonnieMakes Well I ask because the former is something that I (and/or others) can maybe help with, but the latter is something where I'd just need to back off." "@BonnieMakes Can't as in don't feel you can, or can't as in you cannot no matter how much freedom is offered?" This was completely sold out and now it's back in stock but I'm brooooooke 😭😭😭 https://t.co/6ovlCQUWrh https://t.co/pt2HWcSMSk "@PrissyOrcGF ooh good idea, gonna do the same I think" @DevourerRose I agree 100% Best opening of any Zelda game imo "Ocarina of Time was my first Zelda game and while I might be biased, I think it has possibly the best opening." It's such an incredibly compelling yet simple hook for a story. Why doesn't he have a fairy? It's so sad but you're instantly intrigued. I love it. "I misread this as ""words"" but screw it: ""Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy...""" Favorite Gen I Pokemon starter? Squirtle @OCaelyn I have one that's even bigger at home! Just can never have enough Squirtles :3 @daweirdredpanda @TheNDqueerelf wow gay~ @QueenStodge Thought that Brainstorm was relatively rare? Weird. HE'S SO BIG I NEED HIM O_O https://t.co/Iy4WGL17OC @Jesin00 @vexwerewolf But they started as growths that looked a lot like hairs @vexwerewolf So are feathers! (kinda) @PersephoneHime lol :P @PersephoneHime oh nooooooo :P @PersephoneHime hhhgghhhgggh *gulps* >/////< @cryyptorchiid @vexwerewolf Never been to that area of the country so that explains that. Sounds awful! lol @The_Beebles I was gonna say K-2 too! But I consider him a main character in the ensemble cast he was in. @PersephoneHime 👀👀👀💦 @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf Our house when I was little was technically in Santa Clara "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf I only lived in that area until I was 3 (after which we moved to Colorado until my teens), but I do have memories of the '89 earthquake." "@Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf Born in Mountain View, lived my teens and early 20's in Clovis :3" @cryyptorchiid @vexwerewolf I've never even heard that one. What does it mean? @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf Yeah I spent half my life in California and I use like as a filler a TON "@vexwerewolf It's kinda more slang-y American English. I normally don't talk that way. Sort of like ""How come."" We have a word for that, it's called ""why."" Folks who day how come sound so silly to me, but language does whatever it wants lol" "@vexwerewolf I don't follow Magic closely, so I didn't even realize the power that card would have in EDH. But yeah, that just about makes sense." "@DiscoDeerDiary @transscribe That comes with time. I used to be afraid to call myself gay too, even after coming out. Now I'm undeniably gay as hell lol" @DiscoDeerDiary @transscribe I get what you mean though. I've always been into women but now my sexuality makes WAY more sense. @PrissyOrcGF TRAITOR!!! @licoricetick hhhhggfffffh thamks >///////< "Momaw Nadon, solely because he looks really cool" @licoricetick hecc >//////> @PrissyOrcGF extremely gay for both flavors of warchief tbh 👀💦 @KamenSpidrGhost is it really any better than Mon Calamari tho @Notactuallysmol they really are >//////> @licoricetick welder? >.> "@vexwerewolf I spent a decade believing I wasn't allowed to be trans because of truscum ideology, and it turns out I did in fact have dysphoria anyway. I just needed someone to tell me I was allowed to call myself trans, regardless of the reasoning." "@vexwerewolf The one I always share, the thing that cracked my shell, was being reminded over and over again (mostly on Tumblr) that you don't need dysphoria to be trans." @AutomatonKitten @GwenStarlight upset that I can't retweet this lol @MelissaGoesWoof hhgfgghhffhhhgd yes plz >//////< 💦 "I was 12, I wasn't allowed to listen to contemporary music, and I didn't watch MTV. So that song must've been playing on like, every radio station I happened to hear lol" @MelissaGoesWoof hecc! it basically counts so I guess that makes 3 >/////> "311's Come Original started playing on Bonnie's playlist and I know exactly nothing about that band but my immediate first reaction was ""I'm pretty sure I haven't heard this song in 20 years."" I looked up the year and sure enough, 1999 That song is like,*concentrated* 1999" @GwenStarlight It can be a fursona in the general sense imo hhgfffghhgg yyes >/////< https://t.co/XxQpBmICZq @blaze_casual ggggosh I hope so >/////> @steveinvictus Oh yeah! Gosh >/////> @blaze_casual Wafs? @WilloIllo sorry >/////> @WilloIllo that's very often my brand lol @steveinvictus Who? "@honeybeetrice That was me too. It's not that I knew deep down I was a girl, it's that I felt I wasn't and desperately wished I could be. So, I basically knew, but in a lot of other ways I was clueless until 29." @blaze_casual thanks >////////< @ArtifexH hehe :3c @blaze_casual I'm extremely unhappy with this drawing (I drew it) and I'd really like to have a better artist make a reference sheet for me but this gives you a basic idea >////> https://t.co/snZ0o1emKd "@Calliethulhu I've had this thought too! The old me would hardly believe it! Even though in a lot of ways that old version of me barely feels like me, I feel good knowing I'm living a life he would've loved 💕" there are no less than two wolf furs that wanna rail my poor bunny cunt and goshhhhh I could really use that >/////< "@InnuendoStudios I mean, I saw your videos YEARS before I ever heard of Olly, if that helps?" "@emuchaton ""my ass has good taste"" I mean that's what I hear from folks who've tried it, yes" Rian Johnson trilogy: Couldn't be more excited This thing: Was really wishing it wouldn't happen So I'm hype Thank the maker @AngryNerdBird no wait don't just youtube search JOI you'll get something completely different :P "@polerin Good to know, thank you!" @Anomulus0 oh goddess it me >///////< @d_m_elms Sure @AngryNerdBird More like Joi from Blade Runner 2049. I think that's kinda like Cortana? I don't play Halo. I'm not like overwhelmed with dysphoria atm or anything but my girldick is putting an upper limit to how horny I can get while reading some very lewd messages from cuties. Like I wanna touch down there but it kinda halts things for a sec if I do >/////< 35 more days... @OzmaRacc tis the life of a gay disaster "goddess, I know I picked a bunny (which then led to a jackalope) fursona because I'm hot for Judy Hopps but tbh that fursona is so perfect for me >////<" "@ExistentialEnso Same. Only celebrity death I cried over. Pre-HRT, too." "@AngryNerdBird @WillowPossum I think of myself more as a hologram, but I'm synthetic regardless and ""robot"" isn't entirely inaccurate~" @PersephoneHime Yeah the number before the cup size dictates how they actually look proportionally. @Anomulus0 @AnnieTheBruce @PrissyOrcGF Goddess I wish 💦 @Anomulus0 @PrissyOrcGF I have ONE kinda cone-y tit :X @AnnieTheBruce @Anomulus0 @PrissyOrcGF Less vanity and more transhumanism for me lol @EntityofJustice @Bieeanshee Extremely edible as it turns out 👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF @Anomulus0 Gosh I'm excited to see how big you can get too tbh :3c @00dani_me ooooh that could've worked! @PrissyOrcGF @Anomulus0 I kiiiiiiiiinda want as big as possible >/////> DD's are where I start lol @LittleEmmyBee @LambChopInPamps immmm 2 im not smallll >////< "I considered making the punchline ""Favorite food: pussy"" but I also love dick so much and I didn't wanna pick favorites lol https://t.co/ebn3Kyc9cK" @Anomulus0 @PrissyOrcGF Last I measured I was 44C but I'd really prefer DD's at least. I'll get implants if I have to lol @LittleEmmyBee @LambChopInPamps nnnnnnggghhhgg!!!!!!!! >/////> @FrigidElfChild Charlotte this is too cute @LambChopInPamps fgggddhyhh!!! >//////< Really need a third food to make it a good joke but I'm too high Favorite fruit snack? Gushers Favorite soda? Squirt @WillowPossum hell I'm both Okay I finally relented and watched something from The Mandalorian. ...Goddammit I'm hype. @KamenSpidrGhost I have Soundwave and the bike mermaids pre-ordered and I basically never buy movie figures lol It's just an hour of the writers poking fun at themselves and clearly loving every second of it I think my favorite Stargate SG-1 episode is the Wormhole Xtreme one @cemmy410 Yep that's pretty much what 24/7 often feels like :3 @LittleEmmyBee hhhgggffhhh >//////< @LylaAPrincess The reminder app I have can set reminders to go off every few days. The one I use is called To Do Reminder. @LittleEmmyBee yeah...... im just pretendin to be big >/////> @lucashoal I think so He also thanked everyone for what they shown us @LittleEmmyBee okay then im gonna try less hard to act big then!!!! might try being smol tonight @LylaAPrincess @FrigidElfChild lol okay now I really believe Charlotte :3c @FrigidElfChild okaaaaay I believe you little one :P @FrigidElfChild uh-huh :P honestly it's a good idea i wanna be smol too "@FrigidElfChild Ah I see your daddy's plan worked, good" "They literally had a moment in Stargate SG-1 where Jonas said ""My name is Jonas"" and I'm sure whoever wrote that episode thought they were being very clever lol" @asur_el Gosh thank you! That means a lot coming from you 💕💕💕 @rachael_engel Congrats! 💕💕💕 @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf @delila_cain (plz~) @vexwerewolf @delila_cain hhhh >/////> "@vexwerewolf @ARedPandaPlush Next year is in fact going to lit, as you've mentioned >////<" @SlimeStars SAAAAAAME I'm gonna have to take it off for my surgery in December but then I never want it off again D: @SteampunkPenny 😍💕💕💕💦💦 "There was a very brief moment when Mistress first locked me into my eternity collar where I kinda panicked at the thought of wearing it basically forever more, but now almost 10 months later wearing it nonstop I can't imagine ever taking it off~ 😍💕" @BonnieMakes it wanted to translate and i was curious https://t.co/wFdANblm78 @BonnieMakes I would be shocked if the ace community doesn't have a word for that. @emuchaton @isthatyourmain this is the greatest teamup in trans twitter history @vexwerewolf WELL I forgot but I'm intrigued 👀 @PrissyOrcGF we both deserve massive tiddies transition goals @vexwerewolf I mean I thought you said it wasn't lewd! @vexwerewolf Korps erotica you say 👀 @delila_cain I mean to be fair she's more likely to pounce on me >.> @vexwerewolf fgdashfgh good advice thanmks >//////< 💦 @vexwerewolf @3d_blast_theory hhhhhh >////> @AgenderPrincess hell they're easier to send to littlespace than I am! :3 "TRANSFEMME I'M SUBTWEETING HAS FOUDN TTHIS TWEET, ABORT ABORT" @Glopossum okay this i unbearably cute omg you ever just see a selfie from a transfemme who's just *exactly* your type and you melt into a puddle of gayness because WOW "@vexwerewolf I mean the only help that's coming to mind is me smooching you because you're so cute, does that help~? :3" @QueenStodge Follow @unfollowbugbot and it'll DM you anytime it notices you unfollowed someone (even if it's from a softblock or a full block) @QuestForTori D: "Instead of worrying that it wasn't a bug and instead a close friend hates me now or something (which otherwise would very much be something my brain would love to torture me with), odds are my reaction will be ""I literally don't know this person are we sure I ever followed them?""" "Benefit of following nearly 2k people: Very often when the unfollowbugbot DMs me to tell me I unfollowed someone, 90% of the time I read the @ and go ""Who?""" "@AstroStella7 Oh, then yeah you can totally visit! Hell we had a couple queer girls we met while they were working at Starbucks randomly visit once. Anyone queer is welcome to stop by 💕" @KamenSpidrGhost Oh yeah no Nolan famously is not great at directing action and the editing in his Batman trilogy is often very hard to follow. @KamenSpidrGhost It's less that action in Bayformers are poorly shot and WAAAAAY more that they're terribly edited. "@AstroStella7 We're not mutuals and I don't know you super well, but a short visit is usually cool? I just don't want to give the impression that I'll sleep with strangers, lol :P But I'd love to get to know you more on here regardless <3" "@QueenStodge (I wouldn't say no to a Primus at Unicron's scale, but I won't hold my breath that we're getting one lol)" "@QueenStodge I agree. The scales that Hasbro has now are just about perfect, or at least they really shouldn't get bigger, even setting aside the cost." i'm attractive and desirable somehow?????????? what is this life??? that i'm in??? HRT is magic??? "Had a moment earlier today where I was standing and the 3 girlfriends I live with were staring at me on the couch waiting for me to answer a question and I realized ""wtf I'm dating 5 gorgeous women, I live with 3 of them, and a ton more are DTF whenever I get a chance to visit""" "@MewcySarice And it's like, I appreciate that they were trying to recapture the magic of the first Zelda, but like - Personally my first Zelda was OoT - Literally only one Zelda, the first one, had that exact mood and feeling. I would argue that's not what Zelda is by sheer volume." "@MewcySarice Huge same. I dumped a ton of hours into it and I can't say I HATED it, but it just didn't feel like Zelda to me :/ Kinda broke my heart when I realized it. I love that series." @QueenStodge But you're probably right. I doubt this'll be the last ridiculously tall 3rd party figure we see. "@QueenStodge I know scale isn't real in Transformers, but like half the reason I wanted that new Unicron was because he's finally taller than the new cityformer standard. So unless a third party company wants to beat Hasbro's Unicron, I'm not interested even I had the money lol" @Kate_Bunni Though interestingly this figure lets you display him either way! (the back of the shield is modular) "Not to say TP is my favorite Link, he's just my third least favorite. His design is waaaaay too busy imo. At least Link's Awakening for Switch looked really good." "Interestingly my list of Links ordered from least favorite to most favorite would go - BotW - SS - TP So in other words, for my tastes at least, the console Zeldas' portrayal of Link has just gotten worse and worse over the years I miss enjoying new console Zeldas 🙃" "@SoftKittenJen Mostly the color of his tunic. Which it's nice that I can customize his look so much in that game, but then you have like that big Smash Bros mural where Link... doesn't look like Link. But BotW was huge so this is just the new paradigm. I'm just old." "@MaiaFranklyn Interesting! My Link wears tights but he does NOT wear baggy pants. No pants are acceptable to my tastes, however. Anything to make him look queerer is an improvement :D" (and not that anyone asked for a hot take but my least favorite Link design is BotW Link) Found this guy while tidying up yesterday! Far and away my favorite Link design. I do wish we saw this look in more places. He didn't even get an Amiibo! :/ https://t.co/3WA3Dr6qKI "@HostileUX @They_Goblin I was so focused on the hilarity of calling the women in Outer Worlds ugly that I kinda blocked that part out of my mind, but I think that might be the actual answer here. ugh" @KamenSpidrGhost I know next to nothing about Power Rangers but that shark themed girl from one of the more recent ones would make a neat toy. I think that series might just be on the Sentai side of things? Dunno. @RipleyStorm 💕💕💕💕 "Us sapphics actually like women, I have no earthly idea what cishet male Gamers are into" it's never not hilarious to me as a huge lesbian to see shitty cishet men actively hate looking at gorgeous women @TheNDqueerelf hhhgggghhg yes plz >//////<💦 @TheNDqueerelf PLEASE destroy my pussy when we finally meet up >/////< @caraesten OMG OMG OMG EXCITE :D mine's so close too x.x "@FrigidElfChild Pumpkin pie is the standard pie over here for Thanksgiving, yes. I'd sooner believe that's a map of ""favorite pie that isn't pumpkin""" @PrissyOrcGF your b!mb0 energy will be too great! @DysphoriaQueen omg you too??? >/////> "@RipleyStorm Please stay safe, baby. I love you. If there's anything at all I can do to help please let me know :/ 💕" @Hail_Starscream OMG congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "@YourBoswell @SeanWithersDraw I don't usually assume as a given that trans men aren't respectful of my boundaries and sexuality. I'm sure there are trans men out there like that, but let's put it another way: If we're mutuals, I don't have a problem with you liking my tweets :P" "Friendly reminder that I'm a lesbian. For me that basically means I'm only attracted to people who are more femme than masc. To all the men liking my horny tweets: I'm not into you, so hopefully that's not where your head's at." "Didn't even realize I was still on this asshole's mailing list because for a while there he was at least kinda trying to stay out of the spotlight. I'll give him credit for putting the how to unsubscribe text in giant letters at the top of the email, though. https://t.co/JWH6wcW6VU" @NotYourIngenue Gosh I hope it goes well! @NotYourIngenue What's the procedure to fix that? 😬 @NotYourIngenue oh gosh I hope it all works out! Can I ask what you're getting the revision for? "@QueenStodge What's so utterly bizarre about this figure is even if I had the money (and space), who wants a Fort Max that's taller than Unicron? If I somehow ended up with the figure, he'd probably stay in city mode where at least the ridiculous size kinda matters less. What a waste." "@Calliethulhu I'm in if you are, doll~" Voldunai quests are mostly done for today (I think there'll be like maybe a couple more in the evening?) so this is what I'm left with until tomorrow and FUCKIN OOF https://t.co/y8ujoRtdDE @GwenStarlight gosh thank youuuu omg >////< @AstroStella7 lol I had that covered a month ago https://t.co/rlOTtzNppt P͕͎̮̖͙̩̪ ̫̬̕R̘̲͕ ͔͉̱͉E̡͙̠̙̩͔̣ ̠P̨͚̜̹̬̖̠ ͈͈͖̙̤͡Ḁ̛̝̮̥ ̛͖̗̙̯̟ͅͅR̙̳͖̘̦̤̭ ̝Ę͔̖̖̣̮̖͔ ͏̫̬̣͓͍͖͍ ͡ ̘̯ͅT͏ ̧O̭̣͉͇̜̪ ̵͇̭̰̮̫ ̩̟̙ ̤̥̠͓̺Ḭ̥̤͚ ̫̫̲̗̹Ṉ̷̱͕ ̭̳̫̗̼̖͕͜V̡̝͈͍̣ ̝͕͕͢E̳̜ ͙̺̱R̺͉ ̶̬̺͈̻͖T͙̙̜̀ͅ https://t.co/8jqskScTCC WTF MY VAGINOPLASTY IS IN FIVE WEEKS THAT'S 35 DAYS OMG OMG OMG @AstroStella7 gosh >/////> "unf, that is SUCH a satisfying thing to see when I'm this close to unlocking sexy fox furry toons~ https://t.co/1Vu34CBLIw" all these gay girls wanna fuck me that must mean i'm a hot girl oh no~ >/////< @AstroStella7 hhhhhg 👀💦 @AstroStella7 I DO LOT'S OF SAPPHIC GIRLS WANNA FUCK ME OMG @blaze_casual IT REALLY DOES THIS FEELS IMPOSSIBLE YET HERE I AM @PrissyOrcGF can't decide if the oral interview is no longer necessary or extremely necessary "wait wait wait hold up you're saying that not only do i get to be a girl, not only do i get to be a subby slutty girl, but i'm ALSO HOT??? all i did was take those tiddy pills how is this possible???" "@vexwerewolf oh no not sexy women!!! what am I, some kind of gay slut???" "@PrissyOrcGF no stop, I'm,m tooo gay x.x (don't stop)" "@sloot_arcade My main fursona is a jackalope, but in don't often talk about her so I unstandard why folks are often surprised by that lol But also: Salamanders don't have scales :V" @Transhockeygirl b-bully >////> "@Kaelyrhn That doesn't sound like a ""they're just as bad message"" I can't even afford the game yet, can I please experience this on my own before having it ruined for me?" @Transhockeygirl NUH-UH!!!!!! D:< My kitties have like 5 moms and honestly? Kinda jealous He normally only does that with me! Happy to find out my baby boy is as polyamorous as I am 🥰💕 @vexwerewolf HEY GUESS WHAT I'VE SEEN THAT GIRL TOO AND SHE'S GORGEOUS AND I'M REALLY GAY CONGRATS CUTIE 💕💕💕 @sloot_arcade I'm not a lizard lol 💕 "@Calliethulhu ofc, nyaa" @MaiaFranklyn I need more cushion for cuties' pushin' 😘 really hoping my ass and thighs keep growing I'm liking the growth so far but I wanna be thicker would really enhance my slutty brand 🤔 @ZJemptv My gay ass is nearly destroyed just imagining it gosh 😍 @BinaryVixen899 Still exciting!! 💕 "Binx I even named before I realized I was trans. I dunno if Hocus Pocus still holds up, but that movie must've left quite an impression on my subconscious lol" "I named Binx after a cat in a movie about witches Archimedes' name was chosen while trying to think of a name that evokes a witch's familiar (and recalling the name of a wizard's familiar, but still) Literally half the cats I've named have this running theme 🧹✨ https://t.co/ZjEGXe6SKL" @BinaryVixen899 Omg congrats!!! @NewGenderWhoDis Aaaaaaa exciting!!!!! 💕 My surgery is 36 days away and I'm excited as I am nervous >.< this is high art @ZJemptv Huge mood. "@KamenSpidrGhost There's a lot of internal consistency, if your entire worldview is a conservative one: ie, certain people are more fit to rule over others than other people. Whenever they try to explain their sexism they always default to essentialist arguments. The Force doesn't work that way." "@KamenSpidrGhost ""Judge me by my size, do you?"" People like this who never watched Star Wars until there was a woman in the lead role they could complain about: ""Yes.""" @BoringNerdyKate I'll keep that in mind. Sorry. @asur_el yes this unit very much would >////< 💦 @asur_el gosh 💦💦💦 "@asur_el ""personality removal"" 👀👀👀👀💦" @tiptransformed SAME @FrigidElfChild mood @OneLameShark oh no D: @OneLameShark Needs some floor polish! @OneLameShark oooooh that's a really good idea for the basic Siege one. Where'd you get that sticker set? Repro Labels? @NewGenderWhoDis SAME @00dani_me @ezzygarciaa never read the replies lol @PrissyOrcGF gosh please stay safe :/ "@CelticAnarchy Jedi are trained for YEARS and Luke was training for at most a week (but more likely a few days) and did all that shit. I hate the idea of ""not a real fan"" but what the fuck else do you call these weirdos???" @FrigidElfChild @Calliethulhu they're in a polycule with Emily @VashtaGryph @positronicgal @loveydoveypup nope I'm not 😤 @PhyrexianThot 👀👀👀 @Tricliniangry sober days suuuuuuck I'm glad you're feeling better 💕💕💕 @TimonicWulfgar @Genderbird @trgrrl Yeah I'm down for more PvE stuff because it means they'll no longer have any excuses to not make stuff gay. @Calliethulhu sounds nice :3 @Genderbird @trgrrl It's gonna be more like an expansion I hear? If it's a whole new game I'm not playing that lol @Chopin_42 @VashtaGryph @positronicgal noooo.... >////> @xtravisage isn't HRT the best? :3 @positronicgal @VashtaGryph then you're baby!!!! @VashtaGryph @positronicgal but! but! @positronicgal but wait a second... I'm a bunny! @PersephoneHime awwww heck thank you 💕 @VashtaGryph would love to softly nom you~ @dj_walnut THAT'S MY FAVE TOO AND IT'S WHAT IN DRINKING NOW :O :O :O I was today years old when I discovered Jones soda has fortunes on their caps lol that's a mistake https://t.co/My9slw6aw0 @Tricliniangry body hair fucking sucks so much :/ @LittleEmmyBee we had chicken sammiches!!! :3 @Chopin_42 yum >:3c @AutomatonRaven gosh I'm hardly a predator but you *do* look delicious~ grocery shopping cuteness 💕✨ https://t.co/HUDfJBFah6 @AutomatonRaven gosh I guess I'll have to then~ >:3 @QuestForHorny cute :3 @Calliethulhu As someone who's all of the above: gggddghhfddrghh th-thank you >////< @NewGenderWhoDis It's snowing in Colorado too :/ "@FrillyHyena @ConfusedSwitch In the cartoons almost every iteration of Transformers has at least one character that either switches factions once or is a double agent. I don't remember any double agent toys in the Beast Wars (90's) line, but G1 had the blue and yellow Punch/Counterpunch?" @Demi_theynd @GoodManFlannery I'm not a domme or a switch :/ @Demi_theynd @GoodManFlannery A like isn't asking though? @Demi_theynd @GoodManFlannery saaaaaame helps if you ask in a degrading way tho~ @WillowPossum That's so awesome I'm gonna have to visit there sometime! @WillowPossum Omg is that gorgeous crumbling structure near where you live? I grew up around there and I've never seen it before! @ladymjmoriarty I lost 30lbs from HRT and I'm pretty sure it's still in the process of shifting around. It's an exciting time :3 @AutomatonRaven gosh 🥰 @GoodManFlannery But regardless the focus of that video is almost entirely on femboy Link and the dicks he's pleasuring. If it's good enough for a cishet guy audience it's good enough for me lol @GoodManFlannery Pretty sure I mentioned one of my problematic fantasies is having a bunch of dudes fuck the gay out of me >/////> @AutomatonRaven @AutomatonKitten @MelissaGoesWoof Gotcha! I thought you two looked similar but I guess that was just a surface level similarity lol 💕 @AutomatonRaven well YOU'RE a cutie so there 💕💕💕 @AutomatonRaven @AutomatonKitten Feel like it's been a little while since I've seen you on my TL? It's good to see you again regardless 💕 @AutomatonRaven ggosh that glowup!! 😍 @PersephoneHime Sure! @ConfusedSwitch In the upcoming toy line there will a faction called Mercenaries that can switch between Autobot and Decepticon @GoodManFlannery lol why it's hot af @VerafiedBabe sorry @VerafiedBabe huh? @JosieKendamu I know. That's why it breaks my heart that it all went down that way :/ @JosieKendamu She's mentioned to me she has anger issues at times. I'm really sorry about this. @JosieKendamu 💕💕💕 @JosieKendamu I understand your anger. I really do. I wish this all didn't go down this way :/ @JosieKendamu She saw it as you bringing TERF memes into her happy moment. It didn't register as speaking out against them to her. I don't know what else to say. Another very good point! https://t.co/oZjdefqhS4 "@FrigidElfChild @Tricliniangry It reminds me of the ways you both seem to differ on some subjects, is all." "@JosieKendamu I'm not looking to argue, but I'm not going to commiserate with you either. Both of you clashed in a way that was really unfortunate. I don't think anyone's really at fault here. I'm sorry this happened." "@JosieKendamu I'm going to share two things she said to me in DM's: ""That shit gets us killed"" and ""I want that shit off my nice moment."" I understand where you were coming from. I even liked your reply, initially. But your intent is less important than how it made it feel, right?" @JosieKendamu @L0VEWIRE She would like you to delete every reply of yours. After which I'll delete mine. @Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild this is like a microcosm of y'all's two core philosophies @headpat_bot artist is @LC_Holy @PrissyOrcGF steppy? 👀 aaaaaaaaaa someone whose egg I helped crack just changed her gender marker and I'm almost crying y'all 💕💕💕 @L0VEWIRE OMG I'M SORRY I MISSED THIS I WAS ON A ROAD TRIP THINGY CONGRATS RUTH!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @VoicesOfViolet That perspective makes sense too. I'm glad you finally saw growth though! @ArtifexH For me at least it was like having starter tiddies. My tits right now are bigger than most trans girls 2.5 years into HRT and I credit the gynecomastia for that. "Kinda like how my gynecomastia made it take way longer for me to finally realize that yes, my tits are in fact bigger. I guess in some ways it's more fun because noticing it all at once almost makes the changes feel faster lol" Already having thick thighs before starting HRT can kinda fuck with your sense of proportion. I'm fairly certain they didn't use to be this thick? "@PrissyOrcGF In the meantime though, you're really hot 💕" "@PrissyOrcGF *offers hugs* Every trans person deserves the right body. It's valid and totally understandable to want hair plugs and honestly, I truly hope you can one day get them. Because it's not about what any of us find hot, it's about what your soul needs." @Daoapin2 Huge same Like I already liked girls but now I like them so much gayer lol "@PrissyOrcGF Okay but like, you're hot either way. I gayly gush over your selfies regardless. I know that's not just what it's about, and I know me saying that might not change much, but I'm still gonna say it because it's true 💕" holy hell I'm gay @Casssdreams @emuchaton @PrissyOrcGF I was kinda debating saying it second tbh @PrissyOrcGF yes omg 💕 @PrissyOrcGF gghhgggggghh 👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF help I've been vaporized by gay Oh if they can switch faction I guess that's not so bad. So like an army of BW Dinobots and Jetfires. Still not loving the idea but that makes it a bit better. My Transformers display (and my OCD) really can't take the existence of a third faction can we please not do this @CeltiBurroughs It could be that too! Regardless though I think more people should rememberer to like. (I'm saying this because I assume a lot of other people think like I used to? Often it's mostly retweets and far less likes) "You should like the tweets of people needing money in addition to retweeting them. I used to just retweet in a sort of ""Let's make this ratio just about support"" mindset until I realized that the small bit of extra engagement a like gives is more likely noticed by the algorithm." cuddling with my girlfriend who I haven't seen in foreveeeeeeeeeer 🥰💕 @StebMcDreb wow same @futanarchy @NeurologNyx Your handwriting is beautiful omg "@confusedophan Anyone who doesn't wash their hands every visit to the bathroom should think of it more like, there's a sink, so now would be a great time to reset the germs on my hands that are accumulating all day." "@confusedophan I somewhat shamefully used to be in the ""but I didn't piss on my hands!"" club until I realized, it's just as much about keeping up on keeping your hands clean in general as it is about potential filth/germs you got on your hands while in the bathroom." "@KamenSpidrGhost oh thank fuck this is a 3rd party figure Like I'm sure he'll be amazing, but I'm not gonna have that ""gotta get him"" drive I would if this was somehow a Hasbro release." strip @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur hhhhh me too >////> Red 5 E There should almost be a 5.5 for me lol there are so many beautiful women living in my house wtf D:< @Anomulus0 only the capitalized parts @FrigidElfChild bully >/////> @JenApparently Same omg??? What figure is this??? @FrigidElfChild HEY D:< "@LambChopInPamps Reno, like I said :P" @Kaelyrhn @JenApparently Soundwave is a giant robot that turns into a pocket sized tape player. Transformers laughs at scale 200 miles until home Still feels so far away but I gotta keep reminding myself it was about 900 when we left Reno @Calliethulhu I'm pretty sure I do lol @TimonicWulfgar @FrigidElfChild Schools still talk to each other with faxes. I had to learn to work one when I worked at a college for a few years. @TheSecretCallie @moonsofvenus_ Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!!! still another 400+ miles tho 🙃 WOAH OH WE'RE HALFWAY home "@Hypnothulhu I'm really happy about this too, honestly. Being able to do lewd stuff and sfw stuff is kinda living the dream in a lot of ways." @YourBoswell The only shippers who won't be disappointed will be R2-3PO shippers "I predict Reylo shippers, like the Zutara shippers before them, will be disappointed" @Hypnothulhu I mean it sure looks like her? Resurrecting this tweet for no particular reason "@OCaelyn @Calliethulhu Yeah I call it a fan service ending only because I'm a fan and I was practically cheering during all of it, and not just the Vader parts lol" @FawksTweets https://t.co/ZWdppM13qv "@AngryNerdBird Yep, like I said, The Last Jedi is literally perfect" @FawksTweets Ponies was this decade "@Calliethulhu Because it was a new Star Wars movie not part of the core trilogy. There was hype leading up to it but after people saw it it died down quickly. I don't think people hated it, but I'm not the only one to complain about the flat characters or point out the fan service ending :P" "@Kaelyrhn I'm operating on two hours of sleep so now's not the time for me to argue about this, sorry" @VeerleTakino @Calliethulhu God she really does @Calliethulhu LOL there's a big gap between RotS and Solo for me to expect I rank Solo higher Fascinating how close our lists are "@Calliethulhu People in general were never for it? And I say this as someone who usually gets to be the RO stan. The toys languished on shelves, no one seems to talk about it anymore, it only really had any kind of presence in people's minds when it was in theaters & it was decisive there too" @Calliethulhu I agree with all of this expect the part where I loved the characters in Solo so much. But it's actually very interesting to me how much we otherwise agree. "Realizing my ranking will always feel off because while I do rank the Star Wars Stories movies below the original & sequel trilogies & the prequel trilogy at the bottom, the spin off movies are too good to sit next to the prequels Need like a dozen mediocre movies to buffer them" @Calliethulhu Absolutely 💕 "@Calliethulhu Just ignore Han Solo himself and every other part of that movie is fantastic. That's a big ask, ignoring the main character, but I stand by it lol Also you only ranked it one lower than I did so I dunno what I'm even doing lol" @Kaelyrhn ew gross @Calliethulhu (but seriously you worded that well enough that I kinda wanna watch RO again with that perspective in mind) "@Calliethulhu Okay, NOW we're gonna switch and I'll defend Solo :V (kidding) (mostly)" "@UPyaePhyo14 @Calliethulhu wow, creepy, thanks" "@Calliethulhu Also, characters that are cool on the surface but don't get enough characterization in the actual text is like Star Wars' bread and butter. I can't really fault it for that. And that third act is possibly the most exciting of the entire series." "@Calliethulhu I will agree I got attached too. And to add some context, K-2SO is my favorite droid of the entire series. His death still really fucks me up." "@Calliethulhu I just wish Rogue One had characters that were more than just ""Wow they're cool, sure would like to know more about them-- welp nevermind""" @Calliethulhu This is an agreeable ranking and I feel silly for abbreviating the titles in my ranking lol @WillowPossum extremely good thing to do tbh @loveydoveypup I purposely avoided using the Roman numeral numbering in an effort to not confuse people lol Not sure how else to write it. Dunno if the full titles would fit. There's been 2 & 2/3rds trilogies and 2 spin off movies. I'm not sure how else to help without listing them here I'm just glad we're no longer in the prequel era and we actually have movies that are all so good it's hard to parse out which one is better. Expect for The Last Jedi. That's the best Star Wars movie ever made. Solo also had a MUCH tighter story. Like it's kinda shocking that movie had such a tumultuous production because the finished product I think is really solid. "Rogue One had far and away the best third act. Possibly of the entire series. But then again, it's all just popcorn fluff fan service. If you have no interest in the greater Star Wars story it's not nearly as powerful." "I go back and forth on which is the better film, Rogue One or Solo. Rogue One had interesting characters, but they were almost all Boba Fetts (ie, cool characters with not enough characterization). Solo had better characters, but the TITULAR CHARACTER was a complete bore." "Honestly the only parts that I feel are set in stone are the bottom 3 being just below Rogue & Solo, the best being TLJ, Empire being better than RotJ, and A New Hope being the bottom of the top. The rest can move around depending on my mood." People are doing Star Wars rankings? Alright. 1. TLJ 2. ESB 3. RotJ 4. TFA 5. ANH 6. RO 7. Solo 8. RotS 9. PM 10. AotC @Casssdreams Yeah "@Calliethulhu Not everyone's wired that way, I guess." "@Calliethulhu I guess one of my favorite things is to learn about fandoms I'm not a part of. I remember going to a con and seeing a Nightvale cosplay meetup and asking ""Omg this looks amazing, tell me everything."" It's one of the big reasons I loved Tumblr so much." @Casssdreams We're on the way home "@DevourerRose But I keep seeing people my age act like it's a generational divide, I dunno." "@DevourerRose Mid 20's now is older zoomers, but yes, plenty of millennials read it too. It's how I know what it is and even read the first chapter and a half (I think? Been a while)" "@Casssdreams 600 miles is considered by most to be long, yes" "@Calliethulhu I clarified in the next tweet. I'm not talking about folks who looked into it and decided it wasn't for them, I'm talking about all the half joking tweets I keep seeing from people acting like they CAN'T know what it is. It's just silly and makes them seem needlessly out of touch" "I just don't get people my age (and I'm not old) so primed for being out of touch with media younger people are into. It's one thing to say you're not interested, it's another to act like it's impossible for you to ever unstandard. Are y'all excited to be old?" "@Casssdreams not terrible, not great" @Transhockeygirl hecc >//////> "Seeing so many tweets from people acting like Homestuck will just be some forever unknowable thing to them as if they can't just go to a free website and read it. This is why the zoomers think we're weird, my fellow millennials." @Transhockeygirl hhhgfhhddhh HEY D:< @Transhockeygirl THIS BETTER NOT BE A LITTLE JOKE @QuestForTori Okay which dragon quest is this I need to know for reasons "It's nearly 3am my local time, we're about 600 miles from home, and I'm feeling loopy 🙃 (Jen is driving, don't worry)" "They had to make a fucking separate pony board because it just overtook 4ch*n. Hourly pony threads. I'm not even sure the Frozen threads got that bad. Not even Homestuck got its own board. Ponies needed it to contain the pone, though. The power of friendship." I don't even know what possessed me to watch the first episode literally as it was premiering. Everyone on /co/ was freaking out about it and I guess I tried it for a laugh? The rest was history. I've mentioned before my silliest claim to fame was being present in that very thread for that moment and I'm really not ready for that to have happened basically a decade ago wtf @LeafTilde that pink stuff looks kinda tasty 👀 @DragonQueenRose Confirmed for pretty! 😍 @Esper_Lily @ikksnay I'm a jackalope~ @Kate_Bunni @Bieeanshee *fun @Tricliniangry @ikksnay It's a vagina joke She also proposed a cox box and nox box *for puppy girls I'm very tired "@Tricliniangry @Transhockeygirl okay but like, cute" @vexwerewolf @ikksnay we both really want to but you're so far away 😭😭😭 @Tricliniangry @Transhockeygirl I mean I thought she was for like hours there @Tricliniangry it's fucking 2013 all over again fuck @NewGenderWhoDis OKAY BUT LIKE THAT'S SO HOT OMG """Monthly box filled with stuff with puppy girls. Call it box box *laughs*"" - @ikksnay we're getting a little tired" @NickyofJersey @mamas_mushy_bun hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgg true >/////> "Me: Yeah vore is kinda hot, especially since I'm a bunny which is like the ultimate prey animal @ikksnay: You're like double the ultimate prey animal because you're also half deer Me: WTF HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT @ikksnay: It's okay you silly horny fucker" @BonnieMakes It's kind of a furry thing? Dee can explain it when we get back @AmyTheTotodile 100% basic lol "@lumpen_rose Picking up my girlfriend Jen, long story" woah I'm a girl @DevourerRose Didn't know it was behind a pay wall wtf @ikksplicit 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @ikksplicit jsyk I'm singing this in my head to the tune of I Am a Rock by Simon & Garfunkel @RipleyBlush hot @SteampunkPenny Also VERY fitting for a kitty named Midna to be in front of Zelda posters :3 @SteampunkPenny baby girl 😭😭😭💕💕💕 @SixArmedSweater omg I wanna be a girl made of ecstasy o_o @WaffliesProcliv YES @RipleyStorm 👀👀👀 goddess I love my friends 🥰💕 @RebeccaCuddles Sounds like there's a really obvious solution to that 🤔 @VashtaGryph @W_Livi_ @ikksplicit saaaaame lol where can I buy these "@W_Livi_ they really are! I guess I already knew I was interested but @ikksplicit was talking about it and, unf" @Stryc9Fuego @NekoAmps EXACTLY @PrissyOrcGF If it's gay though it helps omg I really wanna join the Korps @MilkshakeMolly true :3 @PrissyOrcGF 👀👀👀 "@PrissyOrcGF I don't think I unstandard the instructions, can you show me in person?" @NekoAmps @ServantoftheFae lol misread that reply at first @TheNDqueerelf gosh I never would've guessed :3c @steveinvictus All is forgiven 💕 @AzazelAfterDark @SixArmedSweater thank you for this reminder it's so important to keep in mind 😭💕 @steveinvictus bad excuse @TheQueenSeKa piss is wonderful "@NekoAmps Cold pee would be grosser and also not nearly as fun, true" @steveinvictus please never compare me to Trump would've thought that goes without saying hot take but pee = good @TheNDqueerelf OMG OMG OMG I WAS HOPING THAT'S WHAT THE WATER WAS FOR HELL YES @ZJemptv Omg cute! "I'm not saying cis women with she/her in their bios are required to list that they're cis, I'm just saying I'd appreciate knowing if there's even the slightest chance of having a body like that through HRT" @BonnieMakes Oh my god love way to give away you're not a local lol [cw drugs] Because of timezones we got TWO 4:20's but because we're being careful we don't even have any weed 😭 @TheNDqueerelf 👀👀👀💦 @sillygaymiria so delicious in other words "@VashtaGryph We have counties too, but they're within states. Our country is too big, especially given how our president acts towards refugees. I'm hopefully gonna be visiting the UK next spring/summer! We'll have to hang out 💕" @Chopin_42 One of my girlfriends lives there so there's a high probability I'll be in that area at some point 💕 @punished_chuds Fastest route "@VashtaGryph The term would be state, not county :P But I guess that's the closest equivalent to what you have. I didn't know you weren't from the US! Or North America in general by the way you're talking." "@Chopin_42 Just dipping into Reno to pick Jen up, otherwise I'd really like to! Hopefully next time! 💕💕💕" "We're officially in Nevada! There's a casino literally right on the border, lol. Reno may as well be in California though given that it's on the other side of the state. Still 5.5 hours to go 😭" @BonnieMakes Very true lol I'm definitely at that point for sure @vidthekid I dunno. Just be mutuals and stuff? @vidthekid Well I was driving while you liked everything so I hardly noticed. I'd love to get to know you more too! @vidthekid A squish? o.o "And if it wasn't for the fact that we're making this trip as fast as possible, there are friends of mine I'd really love to stop and visit here in the lake of salt (you know who you are). Hopefully next time! 😭💕" "Me: You know I hear there's a lot of trans women in Salt Lake City @ikksnay: That makes sense, given all the salt" @Flea Yes. Absolutely. @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf I prefer them to be girl flavored is my only preference :3c @BlackheartRieka @PrissyOrcGF because the transformation has already taken place @blaze_casual Healing from your surgery is more important than whatever's happening on Twitter. Take it easy 💕 @cyberwitchlexi aaaaaaa don't do that! D: "@vexwerewolf Which is silly because they're picturing guy dick, which is nothing like girl dick. All my pansexual and bisexual bottom friends tell me this constantly lol" @VashtaGryph Yep! Never taking it off again expect when flying ✈️💕 @vexwerewolf Genital preferences don't get less complicated even if you're monosexual lol. I'm a lesbian and I can't pick a favorite between dicks and pussies. Definitely want both in my mouth. "Kinda bullshit that just a month shy of being collared 24/7 for a year I'm gonna have to take it off for my surgery. I mean, it's the best reason to break that streak but it's so ironic lol" @vexwerewolf Yep! Been collared nonstop for almost 10 months now 😍 "@AmyTheTotodile it's like the best kind of ""frustrating"" hehehe" @PrissyOrcGF Eldritchification 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF stop it I can only get so wet "I love that I forgot how to do boy mode. Tried to be less overtly trans girl for the road trip but I don't think it worked. No bra, boy's shirt, this is boy mode right? >.>" Roadtrip selfie! Do you know how hard it is to take a selfie this good in a moving vehicle??? 💕✨ https://t.co/bcnRD2QBdz @PrissyOrcGF Goddess how are you so fucking hot??? 😍💕💦 @Genderbird STOP IT MY HYPE FOR THIS GAME CAN ONLY GET SO HUGE "@Kaelyrhn Petition to make play places for ""adults"" :3" @GoodManFlannery @ikksnay Her response: Dammit! (Looking for food on the road trip) Me: Oh hey there's a McD*nald's billboard @ikksnay: And it has a play place for you! Me: ghhgdfghhh HEY D:< @ikksnay: That's payback for continuing to call every facet of my life adorable Such a bully >////< On a road trip to Reno to pick Jen up and I'm always surprised at how desolate Wyoming is "@LapineWitchGirl As a fellow Kathryn this story is, um, nnice 👀" @FrigidElfChild @TheFintauSystem 👀 "@BonnieMakes It's okay, you forget most hot people are hot :P" @trgrrl I kinda need it @ayyy_vuh I call myself lesbian and am attracted to about five men if that helps @blaze_casual They ARE cute you're right! I kinda love mine lol "@QuestForTori @SilverChangling I mean yeah, I'd get a refund if you aren't" @RebeccaCuddles Those moments with friends in person are what I live for and am constantly trying to arrange as often as possible. @RebeccaCuddles The dragon goes: WEH @MelissaGoesWoof I clutch my eternity collar sometimes when I'm feeling stressed. Just a small reminder that I'll always be owned and protected 💕 @VoicesOfViolet Ohhhhh that makes sense! @NeurologNyx @futanarchy oh good I was already doing that 👀💦 @sillygaymiria *offers hugs to good friend* 💕💕💕 @Genderbird Microwaving ice cream never works the way you want it to. The outside gets all drippy while the inside stays pretty hard. @blaze_casual *taking notes* @Calliethulhu why you gotta call me out like this @PrissyOrcGF TOO PRETTY 💕 "@KittikatGuild That's more or less correct, congrats lol" "whatever, I didn't have them anywhere on my body before so I'm just gonna enjoy how femme they seem to me" I thought I understood how stretch marks worked until some appeared on my stomach while it was SHRINKING as my body fat redistributed and I lost weight @Calliethulhu @LuigiThirty @KittenFemme @neondreamgirl YEP THE WHOLE TIME HAHAHA (no but seriously I've just always thought salamanders were neat) Someone who's never watched Star Trek: decipher this @LuigiThirty @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl I feel like my @ has been leading up to this important discussion "how many people out there saw this figure as their first impression of star trek gotta be at least a few, right?" @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl I'm told by Trekkies far nerdier than I that they've gone past warp 10 multiple times in the past? Or at least that the warp measurements changed a few times? @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl The Doctor comments that the lifeform isn't very attractive. lol "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Ahhh, so the writers ALMOST kinda had it. Interesting. Been a bit since I watched that episode all the way through." "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Which while an internally consistent plot, is SO FUCKING WEIRD. Even in 2019 that'd be really weird. TV isn't supposed to just contain my fetish fuel like that." @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @neondreamgirl The only kinda feasible explanation is if it's mutation with time shenanigans. Like this IS what humans WILL become in millions of years. Which given how weird warp speed is... maybe? @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Imagine if Tuvix just got to be a new permanent character. How fucking cool would that be? The actual ending was solely because Status Quo "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Pretty sure in an interview it was said by the writers that was a the ""point"" of the episode: That evolution isn't always a steady climb to more ultimate life forms. But the rest is still really weird." "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Well that's the thing, evolution doesn't work like that. It's not about evolving into the best or strongest creature, it's just adaptation. Now... where that adaptation came from in Sick Bay? No fucking idea. Also evolution is generational, so," making it my life's mission to obtain this figure "@Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Ah yes, my favorite Voyager episode: What If Euthanasia Isn't So Bad?" @neondreamgirl @Calliethulhu Lewd whiplash "@Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Voyager science in a nutshell, honestly remember when Neelix lost his fucking lungs?" @Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl Even as a... gonna guess 10-year-old? I knew it was lewd "@Calliethulhu @neondreamgirl look, it's not a GOOD episode... but as a kid with a transformation fetish I definitely Noticed it" @Tricliniangry definitely asking the wrong sub that one :P @Tricliniangry i mean maybe stop being so goddamn cute then :P @ikksnay guess what Jen makes a really good grillcheese :D @GoodManFlannery *be the monster Sometimes shitty things like that happen and figuring out who's fault it was isn't helpful or constructive. @Caliriana huge mood @Calliethulhu jordan looks so sad on the cover because he hasn't had a bowel movement in 3 years @ExistentialEnso It's literally Not News Why the fuck is it always these articles that get shat out instead of the fact that the majority of the country (left AND right) are really scared of the obvious creeping fascism too much of the right is doing? @DegenerateThing Thank you. I saw that tweet and started worrying. @ExistentialEnso WOW fuck all of that bullshit I'm so tired of it "@Chopin_42 Huge same. For me the best example is being little. I knew about ageplay, decided it wasn't for me, but I often thought ""But even if it was how could I ever allow myself to act like that?"" Like I knew there was a barrier. I just didn't know that barrier could be torn down." @VashtaGryph @DarkTyrannosaur @Stryc9Fuego the horny is overwhelming but in a very different way than it used to be lol @blaze_casual wow gay :3 @DarkTyrannosaur @Stryc9Fuego slut pride! :D @norintha Hope and corruption! 💕 Here's a really succinct way to put it that my fellow D/s & little peeps will understand: I don't think subspace or littlespace would have ever been accessible to me while I held onto the baggage of cisheteronormativity. It's freeing being queer. "@lara_santaella @AliceAvizandum Yeah like we've left a mark on the fossil record. That's... something, even if it's not the start of a new epoch." Cisheteronormativity is so goddamn stifling and I think if more cishets realized that (while still continuing to be cishet because obviously they can't change that part) they'd be happier. "Kink, furries, plurality, polyamory None of those things are inherently queer, but also they kinda are? And being around people that are just comfortable being them (and learning in some cases I'm like that too) is the greatest shit ever, lemme tell you." "Trying to think of a more eloquent way to explain what I'm getting at but basically, being queer very often leads to being accepting and supportive of other ways humans can go against the cisheteronormative grain and it's just so goddamn FREEING to be a part of that acceptance." "@AliceAvizandum I dunno if it needs to be called an epoch, but we're making enough of an impact that future hypothetical paleontologists won't know how the fuck what they're seeing happened." @ArmlessKittyfox oh god stop D: @polyheartmony Hopefully soon you don't have to imagine it 💕 @FrigidElfChild @Caliriana @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry wow talk about being the subbiest of the subs oh wait or is that technically Lilith? 🤔 @TrexPushups Same "Do you ever stop and think, wow, the cishets really don't known what they're missing, do they?" "@Caliriana @FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry ""my princess who is also your daddy"" goddess being queer fucking rocks" "@RipleyStorm Oh my god love that's wonderful holy shit! It's never as bad as bad brain says it is, like I say." "@liddytronic I mean, maybe, but this is the second time I've told her I was polyam lol" "I don't think being polyamorous is inherently better than being monogomous and I acknowledge that there is some amount of pressure in some queer circles to be polyam, but I just want to live in a world where that ridiculous reaction doesn't happen anymore." "Mentioned to my electrologist that I was polyamorous and she went, ""How does that work???"" To which I just said, we all just... date? That's it? ""There's no jealousy?"" Nope, no jealousy. She was interested and nice about it, but still somewhat incredulous." "@Stryc9Fuego I'm actually subtweeting someone else and their wife, lol I don't brat as much anymore because Mistress has me well trained >/////<" @PrissyOrcGF able to vaporize gays with a single wink @AgenderPrincess @FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry Asking permission to brat is so incredibly (and adorably) Charlotte I can't stand it "Is there anything more adorable than a bratty sub acting like they're in charge suddenly being put their place by their dominant? I submit to you that no, there is not." @QuestForTori HEY D:< dont tell everyone >////< @TimonicWulfgar @FrigidElfChild @Tricliniangry I feel this too "@00dani_me yes, often" i am literally a bun who asks her girlfriend for grilled cheese because i hate making it i think i'm being called out??? "@FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry mood, tho :3" "@FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry Remember when I was like barely out as trans and you taught me how nice it is to hear ""good girl""? Anyway, it's nice to finally return the favor, little one~" it... it literally me wtf who made this "@FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry you're like 4 and talking like a monarch, sit down little one" @TimonicWulfgar @Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild I've learned to stop and take a breath whenever Charlotte is being contrarian about important issues. Because they're my friend and I know their heart is in the right place. They're just sometimes a stinker. @Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild and their babyness that's a big part of the appeal too "@Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild Their sass is a huge part of their appeal, no apology necessary :P" "@Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild I almost got sassy right back at them, but I just retorted with another Technically Correct statement and it worked just fine :P" I should mention that I don't think B*ck Angel literally believes that trans people should have special trans IDs in order to exist in public. But the transmed ideology allows for that kind of thinking. That kind of idea is appealing to transphobes and transmeds specifically. @Casssdreams Honestly? Same. I have a lot of complex takes on other controversy surrounding Natalie but I'm focusing on the stuff that I agree with trans twitter on. @FrigidElfChild I can do both """Natalie Wynn is a friend, but I don't stand by her actions in this one instance"" costs zero fucking dollars to say. I know this guilt by association thing can seem a little silly at times, but the silence from y'all is really, really damning." "When a friend of yours is collaborating with a transphobe, the solution is NOT to act like she made a boo boo and the Twitter people are being mean while never actually acknowledging what she did. Doing that makes it seem like you don't understand or care about what's wrong here" "It wasn't even ""Transmed ideology is bad, BUT Buck was in this video because blah blah blah"" It was just ""Buck's inclusion is relevant to my next video, stay tuned ;)"" which I can only imagine means the next video will just be about rehabilitating the image of truscums." That's why this whole endless controversy with Natalie Wynn has been so crushing for me. Just fucking admit that transmed ideology is toxic. The fact that virtually no one on her side of all this will just say that is incredibly alarming to any trans person paying attention. The fact that Gr*h*m Lineh*m interacts with B*ck Angel in a friendly manner should be all the information you need. What part of Angel's soul did he sell to make that arrangement happen? How many trans people did he shove under the bus for that to take place? "It's ridiculously pathetic how far transmeds will bend over backwards to kiss the asses of cis people who hate them. Every marginalized community has people like these I guess, but it's just so sad and terrifying." @Notactuallysmol @positronicgal gosh that sounds nice :3 I live with my queer family and I don't want to subject any of them to that lol There's yet to be a moment when everyone is gone >.> "@Notactuallysmol @positronicgal i'm not 24/7 so i wouldn't know but like you know, goals" @Notactuallysmol fair :P "@positronicgal @Notactuallysmol spiro's a helluva drug (i'm like, mostly kidding :P)" @Notactuallysmol that's only like a week's worth! D: "@BugbearPancakes only bullshit comes out of them, because their own shit sure isn't" @KamenSpidrGhost omg thank u so much for this reminder "@Stryc9Fuego Yes, but also the feeling of horny is just decentralized now." "@blaze_casual With TFWiki, just search for a toy line and there should be a list of figures." "@blaze_casual Other than just getting lost down the wiki hole with https://t.co/HUkas8WCpk, there's https://t.co/nJbBT387kZ for if you can remember only a part of an old toy you had but not the name or anything else." "@VerafiedBabe Oh wait there's a roller right there in the back! Well, we got close, then" "@VerafiedBabe I thought Aramada Scavenger was one. I have distinct memories of his walking legs connected to a roller, but I guess I was wrong! https://t.co/Obh1zJYPdy" "@VerafiedBabe There was in the Unicron Trilogy, just a sec" Now I really want a camel Transformers but that doesn't exist D:< "I had a dream that Beast Wars Megatron briefly had a camel alt mode, but only in the toy line" also look at that I gained back nearly half the number of followers I lost after people tried to spread lies about me a week ago 👀 Very satisfying follower count :3 https://t.co/Dff5JRVwvU "@MewcySarice @Tricliniangry Yes, because she is" @FrigidElfChild @Calliethulhu EXTREMELY accurate "@OneLameShark I don't think so, no." When the small handful of meals that I like and can reasonably make for myself are impossible because of roommate bullshit I get extremely bitchy @CrypticGoblin true >/////> @OneLameShark OMG I WANT ONE TOO @PierceE1987 Nice! @ExistentialEnso It's really ironic too because I love video games and by all accounts this is the biggest most popular video game ever. Just no interest on my part. @ExistentialEnso Same and same I might one day? But I don't feel the need to "@DarkTyrannosaur gosh we're both just a couple of lucky, subby sluts~" @keystomemories @LittleEmmyBee same have said I'm a master baiter :V @ExistentialEnso SUCH FLAPPIES :D @LittleEmmyBee @keystomemories the wording MIGHT have been intentional on my part~ "you're saying not only do I get to be a girl, but I get to be a SUBBY GAY GIRL on top of that???" @Calliethulhu Steven Universe @emuchaton @littlecatmouse well don't even worry about it because I'd instantly let you know if you unfollowed me D:< "@Calliethulhu gosh, mood" @PrissyOrcGF YES PLZ @StacySadistic @emuchaton OMG YES @vexwerewolf maybe in a bit discord can be overwhelming for me @Tricliniangry little does that egg know... @vexwerewolf look i'm JUST saying said jacket would be extremely accurate for me "@vexwerewolf well now i need that jacket, damn" "@ThoughtSlime who says ""eat my shit"" tho?" "@YourBoswell That's interesting... the pamphlet from DENVER Health I got didn't even have a section on weed. Mentioned stop smoking, but not weed specifically. wtf why aren't they telling us? D:" @blaze_casual Luckily my girlfriend Jen is a walking drug encyclopedia so I should be okay lol "@blaze_casual That makes me feel way better, thank you. I never have do nicotine so that's covered at least." "@ExistentialEnso So if I like, go into surgery and let them know I'm high basically 24/7, they'll more or less know what to do? In the pamphlet they gave me they say I need to stop, quote, ""smoking"" which almost certainly means cigarettes and I don't smoke those." I hear THC can make anesthesia harder to do? If that makes sense? And I actually have some limited experience with exactly that happening so I'd be worried about fucking stuff up >.> So my plan was to try to stop smoking/vaping/ingesting weed starting next month and try to stay off for a month before my surgery. Pretty nervous about the toll that might take on me. Anyone have experience being regularly high right before your vaginoplasty? lol @blaze_casual Definitely keep us updated either way :/ @AnaMardoll You should follow our ranch if you aren't already! That's basically what we're doing. @TenaciousRanch @Calliethulhu more than usual i mean @Calliethulhu okay but now i'm just thinking about smooching you >/////> "So this is kind of an oversimplification but like, transitioning with feminizing hormones basically took all the hornyness I used to only feel in my crotch and spread it to every corner of my body, further suggesting that I'm just living a real life tg smut fic >/////<" @PrissyOrcGF SAME But hey it's not my fault I'm friends with so many cuties with perfect asses I'm willing to die for D:< "@PrissyOrcGF I um, actually had a very brief non-sexual fantasy recently with you in it and I realized I had to lower your height in my mind by a few inches and then a couple days later I see this tweet wtf >/////<" @oannablue hmmmmm you make a VERY compelling argument 🤔 @nyaakat this is um gosh 👀💦 @OzmaRacc @WillowPossum Estrogen injections often give me the giggles too lol @WillowPossum DON'T THEY THOUGH??? That feeling right after an injection? Happens every time for me and I love it :3 @sistawendy @KylynnIt Yeah the only reason I'm doing it is because I'm already broken and bananas :P @FrigidElfChild okay that sounds unbearably cute @LeafTilde say nonads to your gonads? @LeafTilde It really is the balliest thing you can do: Lose your balls 😎 @norintha @starshpgirl @positronicgal I'd be a Kabbit! :3 "@starshpgirl @positronicgal hot, i'm into it" "If TFing into a demon, furry, slime girl, etc were possible, it'd be impossible for me to pick just one but ALSO it'd be really hot to be stuck in one permanently so I'd just as soon pick randomly" @DevourerRose Several for different reasons lol transition goals @Tricliniangry I hear she does that @jesuiscatte yeah sooooo often for me once i feel the erection the mood is killed D: @Tricliniangry @AgenderPrincess equally of course "@machtackle @brickonator He's kind of finicky to transform imo, but he does indeed look very nice." @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf oh *definitely* @burnsbabe Valid tho "@TheNDqueerelf goddess, we're such sluts~" "@Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild @DemonessJess goals, tbh x.x" @ikksnay DON'T GIVE AWAY THE GAME when you finally transition #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/qwkrxxPvRP @blaze_casual Mine's February 24th and I'm counting down the days till then already x.x personally I'm getting ready for the rawing 20's after my surgery in 40 days >////> i am SO ready for the rawring 20's @MelissaGoesWoof @GwenStarlight @melodyaligned i think this is officially an orgy~ @GwenStarlight hhhhhgnng definitely imagining lots of things >/////< @GwenStarlight ggoshh plz do 💦 @MelissaGoesWoof gosh i know just the place you can put it~ it it me @Chopin_42 you too? >/////> @LapineWitchGirl This is so fucking wholesome and pure gosh 💦 @norintha @Transhockeygirl wait is that PTSD because I have that shit too @PhyrexianThot making the most with what I got lol @Transhockeygirl @Calliethulhu Always I need to get fucked in the pussy I can almost FEEL right there and there's this weird bit of flesh in the way keeping it just out of reach having genital dysphoria: the ultimate chastity device? @Calliethulhu the day I can finally bottom will be legendary "hi everyone, still hornt" it's transphobic that I don't have a pussy to get fucked with right now though @kirwinia @trgrrl queer bondage sex good i can't believe the world in 2019 has just become a mr show sketch "@NewGenderWhoDis (and yeah, they weren't sexual dreams for me either how weird)" @NewGenderWhoDis Omg I did too I thought I was the only one >////> @DevourerRose hhhgggghhg yeahh 👀💦 Getting a vaginoplasty is like the final stage of a tg smut fic and that's going to be literally me in 41 days >////> 💦 @Hypnothulhu yes plzzz goshh >/////< @Tricliniangry hey i had too many edibles and i feel this @Hypnothulhu that horny is contagious how dare >////> 💦 @PrissyOrcGF @VashtaGryph okay those names are perfect "@Hypnothulhu extremely cute, hecc 👀💦" @MelissaGoesWoof *hugs* 💕💕💕💕 @TheFintauSystem @BoringNerdyKate 👀👀👀 @MelissaGoesWoof I wouldn't! My life would be measurably worse had I never met you 💕 @okbillybunny Omg I forgot that Xbox did that! Definitely doing that now! "Life is like a hurricane Here in Duckburg Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes It's a duck-blur! Might solve a mystery Or rewrite history! DuckTales! UwU" @YourBoswell It's complicated because Epic gives them a bigger cut and I'm sympathetic to that. But also Epic is just spending gobs of money to be the new monopoly and doesn't sound like it's offering anything substantially better for the end user? @PrissyOrcGF okay this is unfairly hot tho 💦 "Oooooh I probably equated ""PC"" with ""Steam"" and this was another one of those Epic store timed exclusives, right? That's where I've most heard of this game. I dunno, fuck monopolies, but also fuck Epic? I haven't touched the PS4 in months anyway." This is like when I first heard about Bioshock the DAY it came out and I was hooked by the free demo and NEEDED it lol "This article (and the trailer linked within it from last YEAR implying I've been VERY out of touch with gaming news lol) is what sold me in like, seconds of reading it? https://t.co/PauRUFQ2xX" "RPGs like that, for me, are ideally played on PC (my preferred control scheme for first person games), but this is one of those ""Sure I'll play it on PS4 if it means I can play is sooner"" situations." "So I'm sure I've heard of The Outer Worlds before now, but I guess I didn't look that closely into what it was because only now do I realize how badly I want to play it." @PrissyOrcGF *furiously scribbling her signature* @bunnarchist im baby :3 @blaze_casual tbh: cute @NewGenderWhoDis Cis people act like the authorities on gender when they're actually the worst at it @Kaelyrhn And even if you fully prescribe to the idea that a trans person's real gender (the one they transition to) was always their gender deep down: Gender fluid people exist so it's still a bullshit statement. "(And not to go too much on a tangent but the reason we don't care is that existing as we do now, post-transition, is better than it was pre-transition, because we're finally treated as our actual genders. ""Science"" can fuck off, lol)" "What is it with right-wing ideology and thinking people's personal choices can be undone by pointing out ""logic"" holes? Like when TERFs try to tell trans women ""it's scientifically impossible to change genders!!!"" That's not true, but even if it was: We don't care." "@Anomulus0 So like, that gif took almost too long to load lol" @Anomulus0 YUP IT REALLY ISN'T You like getting your dick sucked? Why's it matter if it's a dude doing it? Cishet men are so complicated! Does that make you angry? There you go. Now you (more or less) get it. Except I suspect you won't. "The point isn't an internal logic you fucking weirdos, it's literally just one woman CONSENTED to being seen wearing that, the other didn't. That you don't care about that and just want to pick holes in the ""logic"" is why you're seen as a danger by them." "I don't think anyone following me needs to hear this but I'll say it anyway: Not being able to understand base level consent is why women think you're creepy What this guy's actually saying is ""Consent is so complicated"" and I shouldn't have to explain why that's a huge red flag https://t.co/pQoAqb8WKP" @blaze_casual Break a leg! :V Star Wars means so fucking much to me. It's been with me most of my life and each movie's release was such a huge event for me that I can't help but look back and reflect on how much I've changed. Maybe that's kinda silly but it's how I'm wired. I can't wait for December 20th. "I will be seeing Episode IX in theaters as well. I'm 32, and it'll be the first movie I see post-surgery. The first time I realized I wanted this surgery was the same summer Episode I came out, weirdly enough." "I saw Episode VIII in theaters first by myself (I didn't like it) then with Mistress (I somehow, against all odds, fell in love with it). I was 30, 6 months on HRT, and Rey's story meant even more to me. It's now my favorite Star Wars movie." I saw Episode VII in theaters with my ex-fiancée. I was 28. I was only a year before I figured out my gender. I loved it so much I cried. I saw Episode III theaters with my step-dad. I was 18. The theater laughed during the very last dramatic moment of the film. I was pretty disappointed. And I missed my dad. "I saw Episode I in theaters with my dad, my mom, and my little brother. I was 12, and at the time? I loved it. I saw Episode II in theaters with only my brother. I was 15, he was 9. And our dad, my movie watching buddy forever, had passed away the year before." I saw the original Star Wars trilogy in theaters with my dad during the summer of 1997. I was 10 and I instantly fell in love. @AntiqueBroccoli Rogue One has WAY more to do with the original trilogy and arguably has nothing to do with the current sequel trilogy. You can skip it if all you're looking for is to catch up for RoS. @blaze_casual But at least you can pee again! :D "@blaze_casual As someone who thinks the idea of sounding is horrifying, feeling anything but piss in my urethra sounds awful. At least it comes out only a week after surgery." @LilEspace Kinda same? Like I was gonna see it anyway and I had higher hopes than most by the sound of it but the first two trailers didn't get me so hyped I watched them over and over and over again like I did for the trailers of the last two movies in the trilogy @blaze_casual I bet I will be too. Would it be weird to ask how your first pee went? lol "@blaze_casual doesn't matter, I'm still excited for that moment :V" @blaze_casual Hopefully a good weird :3 "@blaze_casual That helps so much to hear despite knowing in my heart I'll say the same. Seriously something tells me I literally can't even process how much genital dysphoria is just slowly killing me. At least, I can't process it *yet*" @blaze_casual is it everything you dreamed of? 😭😭😭 @blaze_casual And in case anyone else reading this wants to help me comprehend: Don't. "@blaze_casual In addition to being extremely important movies to me, people hating on this trilogy (but ESPECIALLY TLJ) feel to me like they watched a completely different movie. Like they're really boring aliens. I dunno, it's just incomprehensible to me." "I am a 100% unreasonable cunt in my love of Star Wars, but also this trilogy in particular" lol someone I'm not mutuals with and don't even recognize bad mouthing the recent Rise of Skywalker trailer on my timeline? that's an unfollow "@JuniperTheSloth So far we're two for two on the Disney era trilogy making me cry. For TFA is was when Rei pulls the lightsaber towards her and Luke's theme plays (and that was pre-HRT too lol) and for TLJ it was Luke's death as well as ""We are what they grow beyond.""" """THE SAGA WILL END"" Me: *just starts sobbing knowing full well the saga will never end*" "That scene has NO context (he might just be doing something risky, not for sure life ending), but if he dies I will sob openly and loudly in theaters." "Also, Abrams please don't kill off 3PO. Just... please. My heart can't take it." "Okay, I cried. Then I cried again. I can't fucking wait. https://t.co/VQLybi2TY0" @Calliethulhu Awesome! I can't even shave my face when I'm stressed! Also I've been running it exclusively in handheld mode so far which is possibly a factor? "There are moments when it really seems like the Switch is struggling to run the game. Maybe it's the Unreal engine? Or just needs to be tweaked a bit more? It's a new console for Gears for Breakfast, after all." "Oof, first bug on this version of #AHatInTime (that's supposed to be a keyboard). New console, new problems :x #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/TiqoounKnj" "So you know how our shitty mountain internet has a 50 gig limit that we run out of after 4 days after which we're throttled for the rest of the month? Apparently they call that throttling a ""Liberty Pass."" Fuck Viasat." @blaze_casual Omg omg omg I'm so happy for you!!! Six more weeks to the day for me. Can't wait 😭 @Skyroneous @BonnieMakes Correct lol @Stryc9Fuego ggosh @norintha DOES make good grilled cheese... >.< look at what Mommy picked out for me at the grocery store hecc >/////< https://t.co/fOvIPFLg8G "@positronicgal @FlorenceLaReine it's true, am bab :333" "@echoedwings @blaze_casual Also way harder and less give to them. This might go without saying, but don't assume everything else you're gonna be penetrated with will hurt as much lol" Not all goblins are size queens!!! Just... a remarkable number of them are okay? @FlorenceLaReine BABY!!!! @LeafTilde can I be a slutty goblin? :3 @vexwerewolf aw heck thanks >////> 💕 "@BonnieMakes Well, as long as I can remember the year, I unfortunately learned my start date was Donald Trump's birthday so at least that's easy to remember 🤮 (that emoji was actually suggested by my phone lol)" Well today's been indescribably rough but at least I was ma'am'd by the guy working at the post office Long story but I'm sitting in the mall waiting for Mistress to come get me. People watching while trans is basically impossible. Just looked up to a mom and daughter looking away from me. 90% sure they were talking about me. Fun. @Yumi_Sparkles wow gay "@LeafTilde it's not gay, it's just gals being pals" @MelissaGoesWoof YES YES YES I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT 💕💕💕 @Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof @eilidhmax I understand 💕 @MelissaGoesWoof let's get a trip sitter and we'll just trip together and be lewd~ @MelissaGoesWoof @eilidhmax ggosh that sounds fun tho~ @Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof @eilidhmax Yeah you're sweet but maybe we should get to know each other a bit better. We keep meeting under stressful circumstances >.< @MelissaGoesWoof YES PLZ @LambChopInPamps @BoringNerdyKate hhgghhgggggghg 💦💦💦 @MelissaGoesWoof omg that sound fun tho @blaze_casual omg I'm a big gay slut too! but my girldick will be gone before you can use your exciting new feature 😭 @destroyed4com4t It's afraid! @BoringNerdyKate hhhhhgh 💦 @Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof You have good taste in plushies Abi 💕 "@Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof Well I know you by a name that isn't listed, is all lol" "@Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof Since your name's not listed in your bio I won't say it, but I know you, right? :P" @MelissaGoesWoof omg yes!!!! 💕 @Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof well now I need to gosh >/////> @Raging_Grace @MelissaGoesWoof I mean you've seen how many giant stuffies I have right? :3 "@Raging_Grace @eilidhmax @MelissaGoesWoof I dunno, make out prolly" @BonnieMakes Which show up less than on people's timelines than if you reply to your own tweet @BonnieMakes Maybe clarify that's not a doll at our ranch? @MelissaGoesWoof OMG SO VALID I've never tried but I kinda want to? >////< accidentally a word because I'm struggling to get my tiddies to cooperate @bulbafren @trgrrl I too have been on the internet for over a decade or so :P "me, a big tiddy girl, when I'm wearing a seatbelt: % me I'm trying to avoid boob sweat right in the middle of my tits: ∞/" @Mokiawa the only way I can sit anymore tbh @trgrrl I don't know what this means but I support it @hardcodedgame Please do omg! @AnnieTheBruce Here we go! https://t.co/vFiELsUD4y @AnnieTheBruce Watch this tweet though because the link might be posted below it later https://t.co/XE4kSl0hVU @AnnieTheBruce I don't have the link anymore sorry @LilEspace Everyone asks that so much but I lost the link. Can I call upon the help of @RebeccaCuddles again? I got the link from her. @W_Livi_ Most people don't lol it's cool @Yumi_Sparkles am gorl @CuteBunAlex It's certainly honest :3c Running errands today! Have a F*d*x selfie 💕✨ https://t.co/rHcQ486qD2 "@AnalogCitizen The examples from my life that I'm personally drawing from has included exactly that, yes." @CascadeBeta @Mebrithiel But then fire the missiles!!! "Archosaurs are the family of animals that include dinosaurs, birds, crocodilians, and pterosaurs. And I love them with all my heart 💕" "Sooooo hard to pick just one, but I'm gonna go with my gatr baby 🐊💕 https://t.co/sBivZl2laV" @AlixRose99 @VashtaGryph Please don't call one of my friends a shithead. @LeafTilde @DarkTyrannosaur Goals @PhyrexianThot That's be positively wonderful💕 I'm suddenly just crying a bunch over friends I haven't seen in person in too long or never before and worrying I might not be able to see them again for a very long time. Travel is expensive. I really love my friends and I hate how big this world is and that I can't see them and hug them whenever I want. "Very sad tonight. It's sad over a something I feel silly for being sad over, but it's something kinda private so I'll just vague tweet, I guess. Sometimes I wish things didn't have to change." "@ServantoftheFae 1. Not off the top of my head, no 2. I'm 32, so no :P" "Remember a few days ago when cuties kept telling me how badly they wanted to fuck me? That was really nice, let's go back to that" @sillygaymiria hi~ 😍 "Roughly the amount of chub I currently have, plus massive tits? Sign. Me. Up." "@doublegearsys *reading more replies* Also maybe the stability is better? I don't think you can ever stop being plural, but this might be a positive change? I hope it is for you." "@doublegearsys I know it's scary, but it never lasts forever. You'll feel them (or new headmates) again. It can come in waves in my experience." When you finally change your gender marker #AHatInTime #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/37SLIJmVwM @bunnarchist I know! It's one of my favorite games! I've beaten it twice already lol heck yes! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/l7pKhEFzF2 @SixArmedSweater Thank you so much you're such an amazing friend 😭💕 @DarkTyrannosaur yum tho @GoodManFlannery i really need to watch that @glitchedheart I have no idea how I did my name change for thee samee reasoon "@JaneFae I've heard that! Yeah I'm really excited for more changes post-GRS, but it's nice that I'm not in a hurry for them, you know?" @CuteBunAlex lol sounds like us tbh "There's a trend for a lot of us to start losing track of how long/how many changes we're at by like year two or so. For myself, it's fun to notice new things (and I have surgery soon! :3) but otherwise I'm just so fully a woman now it's not as urgently obsessed over by me." "Anecdotally most trans people have trouble remembering when we started HRT even if it was a big event for us personally and we consider it the actual beginning of our transition (like I do). I had to look it up, tbh! It was June 14, 2017" "Friend of mine just DM'd me asking ""what date did we start HRT again?"" We didn't know each other at the time, but back when it was a much more recent event we realized it was the exact same date! Still makes me smile. Just hilarious to see a DM like that lol" @TheNDqueerelf suddenly i'm hungry too for some reason 🤔🤔🤔 @chibikonatsu https://t.co/LMgRxlEnma playing a balance druid is way more fun than i initially assumed @chibikonatsu YUP it really is 💕 well great now i need this stuffie too D:< @GoodManFlannery wait what @eylskir @blaze_casual hey that's me when Mistress does shots :D @blaze_casual @eylskir most fun kind of trans imo 😎 I can't do injections either. I have Mistress do them :3 @DevourerRose @CrypticGoblin Well only because you haven't asked me out yet 😘 @MOOMANiBE @QuestForTori omg fun!!! @CrypticGoblin @DevourerRose I remember that! Omg omg omg you're so welcome!! :D @blaze_casual It's really nice!I highly recommend them :3 @CrypticGoblin @DevourerRose Aw heck >////> 💕 (I dunno if I remember introducing you? >.< Maybe I didn't and it was another one of us lol) @CrypticGoblin Thank you 💕💕💕 [cw drugs] Nothing quite has the same kind of healing power of an estrogen shot + weed on a day where it almost seemed like it'd be stressful and anxious https://t.co/CIHfNvU0Fy "LRT is not me siding with Olly or implying his response is enough, I'm just retweeting it to spread the word. It's important to read even if it's lacking (and for what little it's worth, I think it is)." "Anyway, done being bothered by all this today. Now it's just WoW and Hat In Time 💕" "So in addition to finding out one of the furries I like and followed blocked me, I found out they can't be swayed to unblock me AND realized I mixed them up with someone else and they WERE in fact a friend/mutual. Not sad anymore. Just angry. Guess we weren't really friends, huh" @Tricliniangry the duality of life Actually in the process of getting to know a local furry queer from Twitter to add to my furry networking and I'm terrified they're going to see bullshit rumors about me before I have a chance to show them none of it's true. So much FUN having these lies hanging over my head 🙃 "@bunnarchist Please don't apologize, it's okay. No one, not even someone who's her best friend and my best friend, is required to say anything." "@AlixRose99 And I locked to protect myself, obviously. I did everything I could have reasonably done to make this better, so beyond that, I'm not required to endure that harassment. And even if others think I am? Like, fuck that, my mental health is more important." "@AlixRose99 Keep in mind there's a long and storied history of people who just equate littles and ageplay with pedophilia taking our words and symbols from us. This is not the first time it's happened, and it won't be the last. Most of us eventually just relent because of the harassment." @AlixRose99 (2/2) https://t.co/VwWMx1oC2i @AlixRose99 (1/2) https://t.co/9dHSV8Ip9P "@AliceAvizandum (This is a really fascinating thread btw. I love queer history, especially in countries and regions I don't know much about)" @AliceAvizandum I think us (white) Americans still experience a small fraction of that feeling in regards to marijuana. Technically it's still federally illegal everywhere. Technically if a cop is pissed off enough they can throw that around. But they don't. "@Sonataa527 What other options, though? Now I'm curious." "@Sonataa527 But even if it's just 75 Voldunai rep, even scarp counts." "@NewGenderWhoDis @eilidhmax That's so awesome! You're doing really amazing things with this, thank you!" "@Tricliniangry @CatkinsLap More UK cuties need to realize that us Americans are ridiculously, hilariously, embarrassingly weak to their accents. Yep, even that one region we've never heard of. I'm serious, lol" @NewGenderWhoDis gosh very much so! as a fellow squirmy girl it's sooooo easy to just get those feelings myself just watching 😍 To be clear I had a few of those friends DM me and explain why they were unfollowing me. Those don't sting as much. It's the ones that just quietly unfollowed me that hurt. Like I wouldn't notice or that we weren't that close to begin this. *sigh* Even friend who simply unfollowed me and were nice enough not to block or softblock me kinda still break my heart. Just gotta move on. I'm trying. I think the most annoying thing about having to go back and do rep grinds in BfW again for the Vulpera is probablANOTHER TURTLE MADE IT TO THE WATER @NewGenderWhoDis these look hhhhh wow I think I have some shopping to do when I get paid >///> @MaiaFranklyn Most likely? I distinctly remember beating the first LM in one rental period which I don't think was much longer than a week? It's significantly less funny if I explain it but goddamn it's sooooo funny to me "Wish I could find that oooooold picture/meme of Armada Megatron decked out with a TON of mini-cons with guns and one yellow car saying in a word bubble ""I'M HELPING!!!""" @SissaDreki LOL that's kinda perfect actually @deanhsjones To be clear I didn't DM her all angry or anything like that. But poking the issue at all probably wasn't smart. "@deanhsjones Yeah, I saw. That's valid. I still ended up DMing her last night in a panic. Not sure that I should have, but I can't take it back :/" it me (I think this one becomes Tentomon?) @Kaelyrhn It's morning now and I was able to find about 7 hours of sleep (despite not feeling rested at all). Last night I wasn't anxious or irritable but I'm often anxious when I can't sleep. I dunno what was going on :/ "@TheAshenCouncil wow, gay~ cutie" @TheAshenCouncil You're so smoochable though!!!!! @ThoughtSlime I'm starting to suspect that's just what Twitter's actually for @TheAshenCouncil Of course your hot! This is news to you? :P "@lumpen_rose @Genderbird I thought she was talking about something else, my bad lol" "Seriously though between plurality, suspected ADD, and depression/anxiety, I'm surprised I remember anything at all." "@Genderbird listen, uppies are really good" "@transgrlinexile Noting, this happened on Thursday" @PhyrexianThot @Genderbird It'll keep going as long as lefttube is a weird secret club where everyone defends everyone no matter what @AstroStella7 I definitely had an extremely anxious Thursday but I dunno if that's affecting me now? Maybe? "@PhyrexianThot @Genderbird Not a brand new one, no. Just more Natalie W*nn and her friends stuff." @Genderbird You're right. It's sometimes easy for me to lose focus on issues like these. "@sqwrrkpon It's a continuation of a pattern of behavior that people (especially nonbinary people) have noticed coming from Natalie. I don't feel comfortable standing in opposition to my nonbinary siblings. I'm just out of spoons for all this, I'm sorry." "I've had several nights now where sleep is so hard to get to I feel like I'm caffeinated. Depression, maybe? PMS...?" "@Genderbird Dunno if this was in response to my thread, but to be frank, reading your tweets reminded me what was more important here. My take on that issue isn't really worth much as a binary trans woman. I deleted that thread. I'm sorry." @sqwrrkpon https://t.co/hmZxZkUst6 "@OCaelyn I appreciate the support, but I reiterate no one should be listening to how a binary trans woman feels about this." "I'm still kind of bothered by some of the ways this controversy was handled, but more importantly I'm not nonbinary and nonbinary people need to be leading the charge here. When literally 100% of the nonbinary people I've seen talk about this agree, it's my job to stand by them." I don't think that thread I made was contributing in a healthy way to the discourse so I deleted it. Sometimes my takes are shit. Apologies. @Frumple_James I unstandard that. But Olly clearly refuses to take a stand on this issue. So the ball's in our court. My suggestion would be to block him and maybe not obsess over how many degrees from Buck we can trace. But that's just me. "Wish we could all cut the bullshit and admit that we all try our hardest to forgive our closest friends when they do something wrong. It's not always the right thing to do, but I feel like it's the human thing to do? And acting like that's a huge moral failing is kinda fucked up" "Oh. We're still mutuals but it says ""no tweets"" so that's either deactivated or suspended, can't recall. That's... better? I guess?" I'm extremely lucky that i got through this without losing the bulk of my closest friends. I have to keep that in mind. Can't remember the @ of an ex of mine. Years ago we didn't date for super long and she broke it off amicably but I still very much cared about her Without recalling her @ I don't know if she didn't also block me after all this bullshit I guess we didn't really talk anymore... @blaze_casual Huge same "@sqwrrkpon Yup, I felt like Lindsay was giving me specifically advice" "@TheSecretCallie I kinda got that feeling too just scrolling down to stuff she said today. I hope you're right. I totally unstandard if she's not in the right headspace. Maybe I shouldn't have DMed her, but it's too late now :/" "@sqwrrkpon I have and I just tweeted about it, actually. Why?" @aliceincamera okay I'm unlocked now you can read those Btw it should be said I don't blame her at all and harbor no ill will towards her. I'm just sad. I'm completely sympathetic to why she did it. "Alright fuck it, it's technically already Sunday" I tried DMing her which I know is kinda not cool but she softblocked instead of blocked and her DMs are open. I have to try. I don't want to lose friends. "There's always gotta be one person I lost that I care deeply about, I guess" @/SixArmedSweater softblocked me. Definitely one of my favorite friends on here. At least it wasn't a block? But it probably means she never saw my response to all this and assumed my locking was an admission of guilt like so many others did. Should I refollow? :/ "@squidlarkin IT'S SO GODDAMN WEIRD, THANK YOU" @GoodManFlannery hey same @squidlarkin oh hey you had those too? :/ "Don't go into detail if you have, but has anyone seen people still yelling about me?" Thinking about maybe unlocking tomorrow. Was going to wait longer but it's getting hard. @MOOMANiBE @QuestForTori best crossover tbh "@moonsofvenus_ You're a kind, wonderful friend that I feel fortunate to know 💕💕💕" "@GoodManFlannery Would those people be happy if you came back? If the answer is yes, maybe fuck the people who wouldn't be happy and just come back. You don't even have to make a big deal about the fact that it's you. As long as those people know." @aliceincamera oh I forgot you're not following me back on this account so you won't see that tweet or this tweet until I unlock lol oops "@aliceincamera I'd absolutely be a patron for your homemade, ice cold noncon :V" @GoodManFlannery @DysphoriaQueen It's not that cut and dry. We talked about that when you were here. Some real cunts made things way worse than they had to be. @Kaelyrhn @ServantoftheFae fdsgdgag D:< "@FrigidElfChild I mean maybe, but go just a decade or so back and it was transsexual and transvestite" @Kaelyrhn i could really go for some wowhead right about now @Anomulus0 We're all quite flattered~ new zandalari toon! :D https://t.co/uxuwE5nmQr Also I know for a fact millennial was coined during my birth year so they're not the end all be all authorities on this stuff. "As far as Merriam-Webster is concerned, I am older than the term trans woman. We've come so far in my lifetime." "Anyone born in 1996 gets trans woman and trans man, apparently. That's so wild it was that recently. Also himbo was coined in *1988*??? But as for by birth yearb(1987) here are some cool ones: Steampunk, techno, and virtual reality" @APrincessPixel @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfChild squink @lumpen_rose My job is the ranch :P @lumpen_rose I have a job and absolutely smoke enough weed that I now heat up a nail and smoke that weed oil and I'm a furry fuck this clown lol the pumpkin head kinda diminishes the epicness of this scene https://t.co/fEgcOTOn16 when your furry polycule keep growing https://t.co/fjo76lMYm9 @LittleEmmyBee GODDESS I could use a slut inside me~ @ialika_lifina Oof my poor space goats D: @LeafTilde Admirable of you to cancel. I'm too weak. Blizzard makes my favorite games D: whomst among us So the quest chain that at the end of which I'll be able to roll Zandalari troll toons has just been chilling here in Orgrimmar for weeks without me realizing. Thank god for Wowhead lol https://t.co/D8BonKzvhS @KittenFemme oooooh I might wait to try getting one until then How substantiated are the rumors? @KittenFemme HELL YEAH And what is Blizzard known for if not bad British accents lol I never play my druid alt (even spent that free level jump to 110 on her) and now I wanna roll two: Zandalari and Kul Tiran. @KittenFemme I KNOW IT REALLY IS "So I assume every allied race has at least one class not normally accessible to its skeleton, so to speak? I have a max level (WITH heritage armor) Nightborne and I never noticed, lol" @KittenFemme Yeah I know I'll get there one day! @KittenFemme holy SHIT I haven't rolled a human in all my ten years of playing but now I might need to??? @KittenFemme omg humans that can be druids is already cool as shit but lemme go look "BUT as cool as a troll paladin sounds... I just, I can't not roll a druid, look at this https://t.co/xsXHmlf4BV" I dunno I guess because most of the allied races until Vulpera hadn't really interested me I never looked into if they were anything more than a slight skin swap with a known race. Makes total sense to do more than just that. Wait a second I didn't know Zandalari Trolls could be Paladins that's cool as shit!!! @FrigidElfChild Crafty is a good word for you lol @elcome2ell goddess i wish lol @vexwerewolf goshh >////> [cw deadname] i transitioned from kevin to slut literally @squidlarkin mmmmm birdsite brain juice @KittikatGuild Platonic dick sucking is some of my favorite! :3 @IcyWitch35 @daggertrout RIGHT??? @IcyWitch35 @daggertrout We had to dip into the dude colors (literally a different aisle in Target) to have enough colors. My green one is intended for men lol @vexwerewolf @RipleyStorm gosh >////> @bunnarchist Of course you're on there! :P @vexwerewolf @RipleyStorm gosh! what are you gonna do to us after you pull us over~? @eilidhmax @RipleyStorm RIGHT??? "@daggertrout I mean, most cis guys I've met don't, but we have a cis guy living here and he has one among that bunch, so hence ""mostly women"" lol" How to tell you live in a house full of mostly women https://t.co/hKN7XWWXX6 "[cw nsfw, nudity] Can you believe I'm DATING this unbelievably sexy purple tiger??? 😍💕 (love ya, @RipleyStorm 😘)" @elvortel RIGHT??? @lumpen_rose I'm doing alright. Today's been a long day for me. @SoftKittenJen uhhhhhhhhh results inconclusive @ADirtyTrans You'll be second in line I'm sure :3 "@norintha IT REALLY IS, JEN, THANK YOU 😭😭😭" @QueerlyRyn NO OMG also there's practically a waiting list for my upcoming vag installation lol "I love being called a slut but for a long time I strongly felt I was kinda all talk? I haven't had sex with THAT many cuties, right? I mean, it's enough to lose count of how many dicks I've sucked. Pre-transition it was zero. ... I'm a genuine slut, y'all! :D✨" @chibikonatsu I'm not interested in having this discussion anymore. @chibikonatsu They are absolutely relevant. So are the ways it does add up. https://t.co/xOeQ9Ms449 @chibikonatsu I am not and never was the man people saw me as before I transitioned. "@MaiaFranklyn fair, lol it just bugs me when people say that, like it proves you've never seen it almost as bad as when people write it dr. who" @MaiaFranklyn pretty sure the police have to arrest you now "HOW DID IT TAKE ME 16 HOURS TO REALIZE I CALLED HER ""DOCTOR WHO"" LIKE A COMPLETE TOOL WTF" "It's also not just been folks saying ""we should fuck"" but specifically ""I want to fuck you"" which, as a sub and a bottom about it get her new vag I have to say: hhhhdfghfhdhhsd" @vexwerewolf Well at the very least in my case I'm really close to where you were planning on visiting next year anyway~ @eilidhmax Oooooh I plan to. You are not the first Scottish cutie who's expressed interest lol UK trip if it ever happens has been renamed to Fuckation @eilidhmax GOSH >////> (yes plz~) "What is *up* with UK buddies being so *forward* about wanting to fuck me lately? 😳 Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, but y'all are so far away it's so unfair D:" think my nipples just had a growth spurt wtf @ZatchZeta https://t.co/xOeQ9Ms449 "@MaiaFranklyn IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO, RIGHT?" Omg how did I miss this last month this is awesome :D "@QueerlyRyn AWWWWWW They're like ""wanna chompf >:D""" Really wanna thank Ty for waiting until I realized I was a girl before making girly accessories. "@Claugustus1 The Doctor is a Time Lord, which are aliens that can regenerate into a new body when they die. The last regeneration (number 13) was into a woman for the first time for the character. She's completely trans in everything but name." BEANIE BABIES MAKE ACCESSORIES NOW OMG OMG OMG https://t.co/6qC4KwZFIr she's asleep somehow https://t.co/BgXZOzIldM @cyberwitchlexi lol fuck those clowns "@Claugustus1 As I said, at least as trans as Doctor Who" "For sooooo long I felt kinda like a weird outlier for loving Banjo-Kazooie so much but now that it's 20+ years old, they're finally retro and cool lol" Okay this pet store is catering specifically to my interests with a $600 bird I can't afford and it's BULLSHIT D:< https://t.co/zUAvhcCFEq @RebeccaCuddles 💕 This also seems relevant to @RebeccaCuddles' interests @abbeykadabra I never said criticisms were cishet nonsense. In fact the person I was subtweeting with the thread was a trans woman. @metteveive I often wonder if I have ADD because I've been struggling with the same thing for years. It's like my creativity has been shut off. I make like one art piece a year (if that) and it's always fan art. Nothing wrong with fan art but I wanna create new stuff :/ To whoever owns this car: You're the best 🦖 https://t.co/56AX1Xp8bh "@Gallefray I wanna say that in the episode I'm referring to, the Voyager is barely holding on and more or less adrift in space, BUT this explanation is better than I was expecting lol" "@blaze_casual I'm the worst at ignoring itches. My electrologist gave me some more potent cream than I had been using, & for some reason it being so potent translates into an itchy sensation when she gets to work, but scratching it does NOTHING. So I have to ignore it x.x" "@witch_arcadia You do! The first season starts off kinda silly (not unwatchable, but more ""Wait this is what people love so much?""), but once you get to the episode Giant Woman it really kicks off." "Really want a shorthand for ""I have seen the DM you sent hours ago and am not ignoring it, but please don't take this reply as an opportunity to keep talking, not that I don't want to talk to you, despite how much it might sound like I don't.""" @Gallefray It stops the hologram from getting squashed? "@BigzMegan @AnxietySong I thought that was the case, thank you!" "@TylerPolySci You should watch the rest of the series! The movie and SU Future (which is coming out soon) are continuations but the core series has what feels like a very satisfying ""ending."" And it has the most overt trans allegory the series has yet seen." @YourBoswell so painfully cishet lol But you know what? Don't just take the word of a trans woman for it. Read these replies from my friend Johnny who has a much more relevant perspective: https://t.co/MFGMdVJgFT "@YourBoswell That moment when he screams ""she's gone,"" my immediate first thought (while tearing up) was, ""This show is going to be shown in queer studies classes for decades."" Like it was so powerfully, overly trans. That anyone could call Steven cis shocks me." @SquireOfCydonia That's a really smart idea. For me it stopped being merely critical and started being pointlessly contrarian like 3 tweets in so I gave up. There are better angles to criticize SU from than completely making shit up. "@LittleEmmyBee @norintha listen," "@SquireOfCydonia That's fine. I'm really defensive of media that means a lot to me (please never get into an argument with me about Star Wars lol). I'm acting purely on how my heart feels. That person can have a point too, but I stubbornly refuse to accept it." "@VerafiedBabe My insurance might have had that headline been more accurate, was my fear :/" @LittleEmmyBee @norintha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And if that's not enough for you? I won't be able to change your mind, but I'm shocked to hear that, truly. Please don't foist your ridiculous cishet reading onto other people's timelines is my only request." And they've turned the show into SO much more than what was likely in their initial pitch to Cartoon Network. That should be applauded. Rebecca Sugar (a nonbinary trans person) and the rest of her crew fought hard to make the subtext as actual text as possible. "I will say that it would be far more preferable to have positive representations of openly trans protagonists in kids cartoons who are canonically, literally trans within the narrative. That's the ideal. But SU started in 2013. They worked with what they were allowed to have." @norintha maybe >.> "False alarm, thank fuck https://t.co/w403ODYUGS" @VerafiedBabe I hope so too. But thank you for sharing this. "I'm a little mad, if you couldn't tell. lol" "Steven Universe: *regularly mutually shares his entire mind and body with a girl turning them into a CANONICALLY nonbinary person* Some folks: Fucking cishet men, they're the worst." """But he's not trans within the show's universe!"" Yeah, and women in fantasy games wearing chain mail bikinis are fine because ""That's just how they dress in their tribe!""" "I'm not saying Steven Universe (or literally any piece of media) is perfect, but pulling a reading from the show that paints the whole thing as toxic feels pointlessly contrarian. There was a *gay wedding.* Gen Z is going to have such better media than we ever did. Come on." "Much like how fusion is a metaphor for all kinds of relationships and not just sexual ones, Steven's past life is both an allegory for his mother and an allegory for pre-transition. It shifts based on the needs of the story, but it's just as valid a reading." Steven to his controlling mother figure after she continually misgenders him: SHE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! Some folks: Wow what a cishet. """But Steven doesn't remember his life 'pre-transition'!"" Yup, I barely do either. Your point?" (yea this is a subtweet) "Steven Universe (the character) is trans. Thought we were all clear on that, but just on the off chance some folks need reminding: He's at least as trans as Doctor Who is." please tell me the surgery i waited for for 20 fucking years wasn't taken away from me less than two months before i finally got it uhhhh can this please please PLEASE not affect my surgery in 7 weeks fuuuuuuck I'm pretty sure Colorado has state-level protections for us? But this still terrifies me. We told y'all they were coming for us. It was really obvious to us. Please don't let them take any more. "@blaze_casual But that Devastator in particular is a model kit that doesn't transform, just for context. https://t.co/R2btN9z6If" @blaze_casual (And that won't last forever as they inevitably cut costs as people get used to $20 being the new $15) "@blaze_casual It's a great time to start! Siege is on store shelves right now and it's a sort of soft reboot with a ton of classic characters and immediately after they did a line-wide price hike. The formerly $15 figures are now $20, for example, but that shows in the quality." "@TheSecretCallie Honestly I'm relieved to hear that. I was worried that's like, not a cool thing to think? I dunno, it could quickly get kinda gross to lean too hard into that kinda thinking but I feel it so hard so often." alternate text: officially changing my sexuality from lesbian to whatever includes this Devastator in particular women only want one thing and it's disgusting https://t.co/yu0oqw5fSq "@elysianechoes (the anal jokes are when people just typed ""anal"" + a spell of theirs that sounds lewd when you put it next to that word, and they never stopped)" @elysianechoes also trade chat https://t.co/hpRskT5NQ2 "In conclusion: Fuck time, let's be littles" "@norintha Granted, birth to early 20's DID feel like a LOOOOOONG time so maybe that's what evens it all out, but it still bums me out :/" "@norintha Yeah I'm pretty sure that's just how time works but the problem is if you graph out the subjective sense of how long years feel, ""middle age"" is like 25 or so if I recall? And like, fuck that? I refuse to believe that's how short life is gonna feel until I'm there." "I'm good friends with so many Bronies who are in their 20's and y'all got into FiM when you were children and THAT'S REALLY WEIRD TO THINK ABOUT, I'M SORRY LIKE, IT'S VALID, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND TIME ANYMORE" "And I only say ""y'all"" as if I'm not included in that because... yeah, when you're living it it doesn't feel fast. Time is weird and it's clearly still in beta given all the bugs." "As a kid I used to think ""They grow up so fast"" was something parents say because like, time flies when you're having fun, so to speak. And like that might be part of it, but also? Literally, humans grow up so fast. One minute y'all are children and the next you're in your 20's." "Oh, you weren't even a teenager when I was just starting college? THAT'S WEIRD, I'M SORRY. LIKE I KNOW THAT'S HOW TIME WORKS BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, TEN-ISH YEARS IS LIKE, NOTHING. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IT IN... TEN-ISH YEARS." "Really want to remember in like ten years to ask the 20-somethings of now how weird it feels to hear the 20-somethings of the 2020's/2030's talk about their childhoods a mere decade ago just to say ""SEE? I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW WEIRD THAT FELT TO HEAR""" @norintha Putting another reminder in my phone >.< "Okay I really, really, really gotta call and schedule another eye doctor appointment because I missed the last one and never rescheduled and the issues with my eyes are important and need to be monitored >.<" "@TheSecretCallie And like, I worry this sounds weird, and I dunno if it's cool to share but like... I'm SO GLAD I'm not just a cishet white guy??? Felt like I very nearly was? And that was really boring? I feel like I got let into the cool people club where they're all hot and think I'm hot too!" "@TheSecretCallie I feel this entire thread so hard. It's why I try to avoid cis people! They don't get it. I mean, I don't mind the idea of sounding weird and exciting to cis people I enjoy the company of, but there's still that disconnect. This is normal for us and should be for more people." "@TwippingVanilla I mean, yes, I understand abstractly the appeal of that and I'm glad Classic exists for players like you. But I just get tired of what feels a hell of a lot like revisionist history among fans who idolize the game when it, as you say, sucked." "I'm not saying the changed Cataclysm made to Azeroth were all 100% good ideas, but I think splitting the Barrens into two zones was an INCREDIBLY good idea that players WANTED." "Saw a WoW video titled ""Vanilla Barrens and Why it's Remembered"" and I curiously clicked it. Literally the first sentence they clarify ""fondly remembered."" Y'all gotta stop drinking the Vanilla Kool-aid. The Barrens was complained about ALL. THE. TIME. pre-Cata." @ThomasJohnMurch I'm aware. That wasn't what I was talking about. "@PaigeAfterDark @blaze_casual You should be okay if you can do more than one hour a month, but it depends on your type of hair." @LeafTilde https://t.co/yh9TmyOffb "@KittenFemme Yup, I figured lol" """The end"" of what? Nothing. And they knew that. But it drummed up some buzz for a brand that was already 7 years old at that point. https://t.co/7RjPgLF5t1" "I don't really give a shit what the ""end"" of Fortnite actually was but I assume it was like that time when Beanie Babies had a vote for if the series should end when the year 2000 hit as if ending the line was ever gonna win the vote or they'd actually do it if it did." "@trgrrl So many cis allies are ready to be like ""trans people are valid!"" until serious issues come up and then the HEAVY implication is ""Well, but I mean like, you know... REAL women.""" @blaze_casual AWWWWW THANK YOU OMG 💕💕💕 @blaze_casual Gotta re-learn where everything is now! "@blaze_casual Considering my room will probably look exactly like that, I appreciate this video a ton 💕" @blaze_casual Yeah I'm planning on taking a month off from weed just in case. To help my lungs and I'm told too much THC in your system can complicate things for the anesthesiologist. @blaze_casual SO HAPPY FOR YOU I wanted this specific surgery since I was 12. Somehow I learned about it and I knew I wanted it. "@blaze_casual That's wild! Like you feel it in your dick specifically, not your entire crotch area?" "@trgrrl The Onion reports real news, real news sites report Onion-sounding news. I kinda hate the future." "@norintha @ChakatReverse As I understand it, by Robocop 3 they nearly marketed it as kids movie." @norintha @ChakatReverse The 80's kinda sucked in that very specific way where Robocop and Rambo were considered good cartoon ideas. @TheSecretCallie Very true. Proud of her. "@TheSecretCallie I hadn't yet seen Casey's response but that's wonderful! And yeah, I really like Sara's take on everything." "@blaze_casual Deep down I know I will be. And even if it's worst case scenario? Okay so there's a reschedule, I'm still gonna get a vagina." @blaze_casual *extremely nervous sounds* @blaze_casual Mistress will be there! And I'm definitely bringing my stuffed t-rex Tabitha :3 "@blaze_casual Well you seem to be handling it well, all things considered. I'm often afraid of pain but the end result is gonna be soooooo worth it." "@OneLameShark @MaiaFranklyn K-2SO is my favorite droid by far, followed by L3-37 and then C-3PO :3 I do love Astromechs but the droids that speak Basic so often endear themselves to me lol (tho L3 is half Astromech!)" "@MaiaFranklyn @OneLameShark Possibly in Legends/Expanded Universe, but who has time for that shit. I would assume all you'd need is your brain and/or possibly your spirit if they wanna be all mystical about it. The Force is in rocks, after all. It's everywhere. No meat required." @OneLameShark @MaiaFranklyn Nice! Grievous is probably the only prequel character I really love? There might be a couple more but he's at the top. @blaze_casual Where would you say it is on the pain scale for you? Do you think you'll be able to sleep assuming the pain doesn't increase? @blaze_casual Yeeeeaaaaah I was reading the pamphlet they gave me and they mentioned that pain management is obviously a priority but they talked about how they have to balance that with not giving too many pain killers and that kinda worried me a bit. @SharpDressdDyke @daggertrout Shit like that is why I maintain Enterprise is underrated. They played with a LOT of cool ideas. I'm not normally one for prequels but they did a lot of things right imo "@MaiaFranklyn Uhhhhh prequel stuff I'm about half as accurate with compared to the other corners of that universe but I'm pretty sure he's decidedly NOT a Jedi or a Sith, he just really likes killing Jedi and keeping their sabers as trophies that bonus as weapons." "@KamenSpidrGhost To be fair I actually love Star Wars' flagrant disregard for gravity (ie, all the cars on Coruscant) and I was kinda upset that they tried to explain the bombs at the beginning of TLJ with magnets in the various books and such. Dreadnought has a lot of gravity. Makes sense to me" @Pawtiko hhhhghfhhs gfdgafg hgfdhfds hhhhhhhhhg fdhgfdhdffdsa @norintha Grevious is mostly robot so he's probably just really heavy. If they wanted to show he has some sort of extra trick in his feet to do the job they did a terrible job showing it lol Also that part in Revenge of the Sith where Grevious enters the ship from the outside and there's like air sucking out for just a second while the door in the ceiling is open and he hops down and it's like... is he heavy enough to fight the air sucking out? How does this work??? @daggertrout omg that's an extremely good point Remember that one early episode of the Clone Wars where a bunch of clones are drifting in escape pods in space and some of them get broken open and they get sucked out? ...And then you realize the *escape pods* had artificial gravity for some reason @daggertrout Artificial gravity still stubbornly working to a fault lol "@licoricetick There have been previous headmates whose names we eventually became somewhat embarrassed by, but if you met Grace you'd probably agree with us that no other name could possibly fit lol" "Voyager can be just shy of completely blowing up, shields at 0%, with giant holes blown into it and half the crew dead: Artificial gravity still works." "Remember that episode of Voyager where the Doctor has to run the ship for a bit on its own and he turned off all the life support systems to save power since he didn't need them? Still had that artificial gravity, though. You know, the hologram. Needed the gravity." "I can kinda see why other sci-fi properties try not to talk about the artificial gravity too much, though. The threat of it being turned off is usually too expensive for the budget, lol" @licoricetick Less silly than our angel headmate named Grace :P @ChaKatKimber Ooooooh can I follow? :3 @ChaKatKimber Omg I just noticed your @! I either haven't seen you in a while or I hadn't caught up to your new profile pic lol Good to see you! @trgrrl I've only seen bits and pieces of it. It's often playing on the TV here at the ranch lol Okay they just showed a prison cell on Stargate SG-1 where it just adjusts the artificial gravity so the doorway becomes the top of the cell and I'm floored I've never seen this idea before??? @PrissyOrcGF As a fellow b!mb0: I dunno probably something to do with vibrators right? :3 @dirtydee_racoon (also I wanna get my nips pierced toooooo :3) @dirtydee_racoon Saaaaaaame lol. And I had starter tiddies too! But they're so much nicer now 💕 @blaze_casual @Alanna_Jun I hear the first pee is a weird experience @TheFintauSystem Mantids are equal parts terrifying and beautiful to me @SoftKittenJen *scritch scritch scritch~* @hmsnofun I really like this take. I don't think she's vindictive but I do get the impression that she feels justified in ignoring criticisms coming from her own community and that really sucks. "@blaze_casual I'm soooooo happy you got your surgery at the same place I am, lol. It's like getting a sneak preview! Also you look so happy!!! 💕💕💕💕" Archimedes is SO. WHISKERY. https://t.co/AaYc0MZsgb "@BonnieMakes Yeah the new plan is to keep waiting, lol. I kinda want Jen to be here too." @blaze_casual Aaaaaa I'm so happy for you! And hearing you're doing good is making me feel better about 7 weeks from now >.> @blaze_casual Omg omg omg how are you feeling??? :D @KittikatGuild @Anarkitty1312 Hell yeah! "@OneLameShark Not knowing that much about the character, I will say the CW version's overall build in robot mode feels most accurate to how I picture him (though his head feels way off?). Siege is too beefy and Classics is too stick figure." "@OneLameShark I forgot Combiner Wars even had a Mirage, lol. I'm still using my 2006 Classics one. I didn't think the CW repeats of early CHUG characters were that compelling, but Siege is sooooo much better I can't resist." "@OneLameShark I have a weakness for transparent toys and I might have to get this set ...first, before probably getting the other versions too >.> How's Mirage?" "@ThatHeckinBirby A lot of trans people came out in 2016 for some reason, lol. Or at least a lot of the trans people I see participating in this meme. You came out like a decade ago, right? Or am I misremembering? Looking queerer is always an improvement, tho 💕" @Elli_Trans @Kaelyrhn I tried googling that and I still didn't understand. why does my brain torture me by playing scary memories over and over and over again today's been kind of an emotional roller coaster "@GoodManFlannery League is a part of nature, in a way" Like it's the EXACT same behavior she exhibits when she really wants to be let into a room with a closed door. She doesn't door dart unless she's been acting that way D: "@TGJamieErin Also it was like, two tweets. I'm trying to be selective with what I add to the noise. If it bothered you, I'm sorry. I don't think I'll be retweeting much more stuff about her but sometimes the discourse sweeps me up too." "@TGJamieErin Yeah, because hours after the tweet you're replying to was made, I figured there was no escaping it. But more to the point it was a fresh perspective that I hadn't seen before that I believe has more merit than most of the other stuff I've seen talking about her." Takkun is yowling at the door and she's been an indoor kitty her entire life (she'll be 6 soon). There's probably some prey animal just outside but I'm worried she'll door dart if someone comes home :/ 7 weeks until vaginoplasty 49 days that is... really close o.o @Nymphomachy I have such conflicting views on her but this might be the most concise take I've seen yet. I think you're onto something. "@FembyEnby Any grumpyness I express is just because I'm tired, but I'll agree that a lot of this stuff is important. I truly wish I had the spoons for it more often." @Kate_Bunni yeah this website is really the worst @foxvomit Wow 😍 @Kate_Bunni Censoring is usually to avoid people namesearching. The conflict between filters and namesearching is a huuuuuge problem on this fucking site. "@liminalnobilis @TwippingVanilla Yeah I was gonna joke reply ""I want Arin to come out too"" before you replied, but I thought better of it. It's a known thing and they lean into it jokingly now. He has enough information at his disposal to come out if he needs to." @TheQueenSeKa I know what you mean. Just gotta go easier on yourself. "@TheQueenSeKa And if she's anything like Mistress, she'll delight in helping you learn to be just that <3" "@TheQueenSeKa Well talk to her about this if you haven't already, and look at it this way: If you were already the perfect sub for her she'd have nothing to reshape <3" @TheQueenSeKa That's really common for subs. I get that way too sometimes. How long have you been her submissive? @squidlarkin @MaterClaritas I gathered :3 Ours is more powerful than any one religion. Angels shouldn't be limited by anything humans made up. "@PrissyOrcGF Morgan You're so goddamn pretty Just, hecc" "@ClubSpaghetti lol Twitter has that too tho like it's a meme to talk about your soundcloud or at least say ""i don't have a soundcloud but here's this other thing""" "@a_alice_nsfw @kroati1 yeaaaaah i was gonna say, lol" "@Kitsunetaur I wish I knew. Like, I'm able to do it but I couldn't tell you how? Years of practice?" @TheQueenSeKa Communication is key! Just ask! :P @squidlarkin @MaterClaritas Super glad our angel headmate isn't Christian. That sounds rough >.> "@nyaakat Sometimes I slip and say Mistress around people I'd rather not have to explain that to, sometimes I say it intentionally in public because fuck it, but usually I'm too embarrassed >.< Hmmmm maybe I should try calling her Mommy in public 🤔 (another title of hers I use at home)" "@TwippingVanilla Patricia Taxxon. I actually don't remember much about her? But the last name sounds familiar and if her latest video is anything to go by, she seems cool. Also looking at her older video thumbnails she had been looking like an egg for a while now, lol. Maybe I noticed?" "@ClubSpaghetti You're absolutely right, but it's been so much easier for me to make friends on Twitter as opposed to Tumblr so it's a tossup :/" "@Kaelyrhn I think so, but I also get the impression that for some, babyfur means like, super not cool furry art, so I don't use it often. To ME at least, it means little and furry." "@Kaelyrhn So many littles/abdls/babyfurs are really particular about the distinction, and I know there are some obvious differences between the two, but as someone who's pretty sure she's all 3 I find the distinctions kinda meaningless. I know for others they're not, though" One of my best friends in the whole world had to finally head home after staying with us for five days and I know I'll see her again but I'm still crying. Distance is extremely transphobic. @MelissaGoesWoof *snuggles and cuddles* @MelissaGoesWoof REAL WANNA SNUGGLE A CUTE PUPPY PLUSHIE HOURS 💕💕💕 "@trgrrl your cat is tired of trans Twitter too, huh?" @AshCoyote Hi Ash! I'm Kat and mornings can die forever lol I had to get up early today too 😭 "Second weird trick: Make as many friends as possible and if you're both into it, be lewd and gay with them. Hedonism > discourse" @FlorenceLaReine I don't know if I noticed yours but I tweeted that because it's been way more than one person "@trgrrl Don't worry, I have a ton of friends like that 💕 We're all broken, hurting people in this community. I always try to forgive because I get it." My one weird trick for making trans Twitter bearable: Avoid discourse at all costs. See it growing? Everyone talking about it? Go do literally anything but Twitter. Even when the discourse is about something important. @trgrrl did you end up tripping? what else are you aware of? :3 Can I please have a day on Twitter where I don't hear about she who must not be named @queerchangeling I think this one really captures the essence of lesbianism @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat 🥰💕💕💕 "@tiptransformed No one, false alarm lol" @nyaakat @Kaelyrhn I knew there was something magical about that stuff given how good it tastes lol @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat hhhhhh yes plz >.< @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat everyone makin me feel smol >/////< @Kaelyrhn god I wish that were me @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat hhhgdhhhjfd *whines* @LittleEmmyBee @nyaakat @MelissaGoesWoof hhhhhhg >/////> "@FrigidElfChild Awwww I love you too, Charlotte 💕" @nyaakat how are you so cute wtf @nyaakat @MelissaGoesWoof I'm weak to the word pamps okay @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat hhhhhh okay >.> @TheSecretCallie Kinda same. Hope she's okay though @Calliethulhu The gender euphoria from using one is just https://t.co/BBnUCTuyaQ @tasmosunt @Calliethulhu Living the dream!! @norintha Also love how two people now have said babysitter instead of tripsitter D:< "@norintha My friend will probably wait until her wonderful girlfriend is back home first, don't worry 💕" "Because moment to moment there ARE days where there's no immediate stress. I'm talking big picture, background noise stress that never really ceases. Maybe waiting for that to end is pointless?" Is it even worth waiting for a stress-free couple of days to trip on acid when waiting for that has lasted months with no end in sight? Asking for a friend. "@Cynon44 You take small steps forward risking awkwardness. As often as you need to. Eventually some of those situations won't be as awkward as you feared, and you build off of that." @Elli_Trans What's wild is - She wouldn't tell me why they were mad (though honestly I very quickly agreed I didn't want to know) - I'm pretty sure we're on good terms now at least? We're still mutuals... @LittleEmmyBee Yup @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat YES D:< Had a friend of mine randomly tell me another friend of mine was mad at me on their private account like months ago and I can't stress enough how much my crippling anxiety never needs to hear about that https://t.co/k3YuqWirp5 @trgrrl if you figure out how to stop can you let me know please??? @kroati1 That's an incredibly good point @kroati1 I was just earlier today thinking about how much my identity as a furry is almost as important to me as my identity as a queer person in large part because of how awesome the furry community is. "@Kaelyrhn I think she's pretty cool, personally!" "@eilidhmax Yeah. I wouldn't say to individual people they like aren't allowed to leave or something, but more solidarity from the community overall would be nice :/" @nyaakat HHGGHHJFF I can use the potty!!! D:< @nyaakat @softgirlrobin solid plan *nods* @Kaelyrhn trgrrl "@eilidhmax Yeah I think part of it is for a lot of us, once we're more or less post-transition... maybe we're not done with the overall trans community but perhaps we're done with surviving the toxicity of the trans comminutes on social media sites." "UPDATE: Okay maybe Alicia hasn't left but I really thought the randomized password and random recovery email trick would work for her. But also, the rest of what I said is still relevant." @trgrrl omg I've been meaning to trip for literal months but it's been hell trying to find the time where I'm in the right headspace for it maybe I should just say fuck it and block out a weekend soon (glad to see you again 💕) @softgirlrobin @nyaakat is there a femboy package that doesn't include racism because I'd be into that @nyaakat Right??? A 2-year-old can't be trusted with CLOUT "@XylariaVG @FrillyHyena Money is absolutely a huge factor, hence this thread lol" @softgirlrobin Yeah I hear that if by 10k if you're not already an asshole Twitter takes your account away my only request is that you cancel me before I hit 5k "Two months ago I was at exactly 4k followers and now I'm nearly at 4,500 I'm torn between wanting to thank you all and wanting to scare you off I'm only half joking when I say becoming a big account on here is a curse" con: with less bigger accounts that might mean i get more followers faster and i too will die from the clout "@FrillyHyena @XylariaVG I truly wish I knew what my secret was. It's not living on an alpaca ranch-- I've found opportunities to meet online friends rather often before I ever lived here. But even being able to do it as often as I have, it's not enough to replace how often I can see friends on here." "con: trans people I like are leaving Twitter at a fast enough rate to be noticeable and make me sad pro: less allegiances and ""who hates who"" shit I have to remember because I'm legitimately terrible at that" "@ArtifexH Somehow, impossibly, yes." "@XylariaVG Despite this account being that old, I've only been in this community for a couple years and I'm not sure I could last ten. Like I'm in agreement that this can't last forever and shifts always happen. I think for most people that's like, what's healthiest." "@squidlarkin We could really use some organization, lol We enjoy hearing about other systems but we're trying and failing to come up with more questions. >.>" "It's not stable. It's very often not healthy. The people are often great, but what passes for an overall queer community on here very often is not. I've seen so many people just get the happiness sucked out of them from staying on here too long. I dunno, I love my friends." I just think back to the Donkey Kong 64 stream earlier this year (fun fact 2019 has already lasted for 40 years) and how the trans community on here feels SO different just like 9 months later. "I've been feeling it too. Were it not for the fact that so many people I love are on this site, I really would like to leave. This website is not the queer community. It's a cross section that falls prey to how social media websites just bring out the worst in people." "I think it probably was for the best that Alicia escaped this hellsite, but that doesn't mean I'm not sad to see her go It seems like for a lot of us, there's an upper limit for how long we can keep engaging with this community. After a few years you just get kinda disillusioned" "@trgrrl It was really great having you on my TL and while I considered us friends, I know we didn't know each other super well. I would've liked to get to know you better. Maybe we'll meet again someday 💕" "@XylariaVG @FrillyHyena I'm someone who craves touch and closeness. I'm not all anti-internet or anything, but online relationships are just the best way I can meet new, amazing queer people. They're making the best out of a limited situation. In person would be my preference every time." @XylariaVG @trgrrl That's fair. I either didn't know or forgot. @squidlarkin The one time we really saw our fragments they seemed endless. Do yours vary in number? Might be why we can't always perceive ours. "@trgrrl If you can escape, you should. I'd miss you but your mental health is more important. For what it's worth, I've heard from people who do it that deleting and making a new account can help a bit? I don't know if it'll be enough for you." "Enough to be able to travel anywhere I want and hang out with all of the best friends I have on here. In addition to probably being actually addicted to Twitter, the biggest reason I stick around are my friends on here. If I can see them in person? I'd learn to live without this." @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps It really should "@LambChopInPamps I mean, I have topped and enjoyed it in the past." "@squidlarkin That probably means something. Wish we could manage a headspace. Visual stuff like that is too unstable for us, even though we don't have that brain thing where you can't visualize things in your mind's eye. Frustrating & confusing So like is the control room functioning again?" @squidlarkin Anything new happen in your system? :3 "@Kaelyrhn Because you won't ever have to worry about getting a figure with loose joints ever again, and that happens often enough when buying Transformers that it might be good to be prepared." "@Kaelyrhn Oh, and I usually paint a coat, wait 30 minutes, then paint another coat and let that one dry too. Two coats is usually enough, but sometimes more is needed." "@Kaelyrhn (I know it's a bit pricey but when you have the extra cash, it'll pay for itself pretty quickly)" "@Kaelyrhn This is the stuff I use. Just get a cheap paintbrush and paint it into the joints. Whenever you reasonably can, take apart the figure to get at joints easier. This will make Transformers way easier to collect for you, lol https://t.co/ocYhAcx0r7" @Kaelyrhn If you tighten up the joints with some floor polish the balance isn't an issue. Making plans with a couple of cuties about visiting next year and it's so surreal (but EXTREMELY exciting) to consider the fact that by the time I see them I will have a pussy for them to fuck~ Can't even believe this is happening :3 @CookieCyboid it's all too real @Kaelyrhn Loose joints? Mine stands okay. @ButtGoblin666 Huuuuuuge same omg someone I was already subscribed to on YouTube just came out as trans and that's wonderful but it really feels like I'm just good at accidentally and subconsciously finding eggs on social media lol @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/Bd0hDd7vCp "@Kaelyrhn Yeeeeah Magnus was kind of a disappointment for me. Him, Hound, and Springer are not fun to transform imo" @emuchaton you know I never thought about it before but you're so hecking right @LeafTilde I'm gonna be one of those soon hecc >////> @norintha @vexwerewolf @RipleyStorm Jen we're doing this adorable flirting triangle and I think they're both gonna visit next summer >////> @APrincessPixel what happened D: @StebMcDreb *whimpers* @SixArmedSweater are you gonna wrap me in your web? >/////< @StebMcDreb so many preds wanna eat me >.< *whines* @vexwerewolf HHHHHHFFGHGGFF >/////< @SixArmedSweater hhhi >.> @Kaelyrhn @PhillyNSFW RIGHT??? @LambChopInPamps so important @PhillyNSFW @Kaelyrhn THAT'S SO CUTE OMG "@Kaelyrhn YES, ABSOLUTELY" @Waffliesinyofac >//////> @Waffliesinyofac goddess you're not wrong @wanderlustmage Saaaaame Haven't designed most of them but I know what species I want >.< @vexwerewolf omg @Kaelyrhn @Kate_Bunni !!!!!!! @wanderlustmage Henlo~ @Kate_Bunni Animals pee in the corner :P @Kaelyrhn I really don't like this art (mostly because I drew it) but it's basically Judy Hopps with antlers lol https://t.co/snZ0o1emKd Extremely love being a furry tbh @vexwerewolf OMG YOU RETWEETED ME??? >/////< "@vexwerewolf Yep, and you're welcome~" "@vexwerewolf @RipleyStorm Then again, I also subtweeted you both a little bit ago" @vexwerewolf @RipleyStorm SO unfair >.> @RipleyStorm fdsghjfdskg h-hey >////> suddenly in a mutual furry flirting triangle in two different DMs between my girlfriend and a furry I've admired and had a crush on for a little while now wtf wtf wtf how did this even happen lol @ChaKatKimber hhhhhgf >////< @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny YES PLEASE WE ARE VERY OKAY WITH THAT Do you often come to the states? "@TracerPlace Nope, not at all! I think it gave me a very tiny skin tag which is something that can happen, but it doesn't bother me and is easy to ignore (and also easy to remove should I ever decide to)" @vexwerewolf @SteampunkPenny You should see us in person! (next time you're in Colorado :3) @vexwerewolf A lot of folks say that >.< BUT I also get the occasional comment on my selfies complimenting my collar so it kinda evens out lol I've been non-stop collared for over 9 months! :3 "@APrivateRobin Seriously soooo many people we met online hear me say Mistress out loud and are for some reason surprised (in a happy way, but still)" @SteampunkPenny It really is I'm trying to get used to just not giving a fuck when in public but it's hard >////> @CatkinsLap AND I WANT TO READ IT OMG @YourBoswell we just gotta get cyborg bodies then @RedLRIGLineysa Awww I have a similar agreement with Mistress! I'm permitted to use her first name in public if I don't feel comfortable saying her title. And she calls me Kitten everywhere too! ^w^ @MaxieZeusGod @norintha You can get eternity collars with D rings! :3 "@norintha Like, that people don't know it's a collar?" "I think it's cute that other people think it's cute that I call Mistress Mistress even when I'm not online. Of course I call her that, silly! Do you think this collar is just for show???" "@ZJemptv You're an inspiration, truly 💕" "@MelissaGoesWoof @AmyTheTotodile Can confirm, u cute" @Genderbird get better soon! 💕 @Genderbird real accidental bab vibes cute @FrigidElfChild This was years ago of course before everyone I knew realized she was toxic. But yeah I spent hours on voice chat just refusing to stop being your friend. It was grueling and made me so sad. Never gonna do that to anyone. @TracerPlace https://t.co/HhjtrBtGRY "@FrigidElfChild Like sure, if they're obviously nazis or pedos, of course I'm breaking off that relationship, but it's NEVER that simple." "@FrigidElfChild Do you remember Ellie? A while ago now she fucking grilled me about continuing to be your friend because she had some disagreement with you and I refused. From then on I made it a core value of mine to just tell people: If they're already my friend, just block me first." "@MaxieZeusGod @LeafTilde For what's it's worth, you've never bothered me! I know online interactions are different, but still, it's true <3" @lawlesslawboy Omg thank you! @SoftKittenJen hdfghfd p plz ᵉᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ @ChaKatKimber 👀🐰💦 "Being an introvert when you have company over you really love can be tough. I need recharges regularly, but I'm pretty sure everyone understands." I just wanted to make a funny pun and now there's preds in my notifications acting all hungry towards me oh noooooo~ @SoftKittenJen gosh >.> I'm gonna share this in the thread because I think it's so perfectly worded and I wanna start using relationship anarchy in my lexicon https://t.co/NH7ty60mPi @FrillyHyena I wanna try both :3 https://t.co/NwCIg6sH61 "I'm not, NOT into vore, I'm just a little bite-curious" "Horny is really weird. Like I'm horny for so many things that, were I to attempt them in real life, I'd certainly die. Still horny for them." "@lawlesslawboy Oh! Well, we thought they were neat too, and then a second one of us woke up lol But it's really nice having allies like you 💕" @FrigidElfChild cis people stop pointing out how trans people aren't fitting into your gender expectations challenge 2019 @DragonQueenRose Omg this is so helpful thank you! @lawlesslawboy You're plural too? Awesome! 💕 @RoyalPepperElle nothing atm lol @DragonQueenRose I don't want to say this is one of the things I'm looking forward to most after my surgery in December. ... so I won't >.> @RoyalPepperElle Who said these were my feet? :P @d_m_elms Sorry I've been so busy >.< "@sextoyspolitics I guess? Hard to describe, honestly. Part of it is just my friendships are way gayer and more intimate." @GoodManFlannery you're such a huge dork I love you 💕 @Jenn_Tayla @vexwerewolf My force femming kink just got stronger lol "@gayforgrils @ManjiButt I'm Kathryn lol I have Kaiser Permanente through Medicare (yes, Medicare, not Medicaid, long story)" I'm sorry for sharing this extremely cursed image heard y'all like gamer girl feet https://t.co/oT1I9Uow1u @lawlesslawboy THIS IS WORDED SO BEAUTIFULLY OMG @SoftKittenJen HECC >//////< "@ManjiButt I dunno, I have insurance that's paying for it I think? Payment hasn't yet been discussed (they make the surgery date first to cut down on wait time)" @FrigidRainbow You didn't come off as rude at all 💕 @SoftKittenJen Okay but that's hot af Said friend grabbed my tit the second they read that tweet and I love them so much 💕💕💕 "Goddess, anyone else have a friend or friends who you love deeply but like, not necessarily in a date way? But also like WAAAAAAY gayer than just in a friend way?" @CatkinsLap goddess that sounds so awful I'm so sorry :/ testosterone when you don't need it is not fun at all "@quatoria I mean, maybe all the time? >.>" @Swymbiote @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf gosh you're so welcome 😍💕 @Chopin_42 @vexwerewolf @Swymbiote Just doing my part to corrupt as many friends as possible~ @vexwerewolf @Swymbiote https://t.co/XuW7XU3CUg @positronicgal I mean there's so many sexy choices and I think it's more fun if I don't get a choice in the matter~ @Transhockeygirl Saaaaaaame And that's the plan come March or so~ "sometimes I wanna me transformed into a curvy, slutty rubber/latex anthro who desperately needs to be fucked, okay???" I just woke up to her being half covered and snuggled up next to me 😭 Love my baby girl so much 💕 https://t.co/doCRBh5ehv "@Transhockeygirl I mean, same, I think? Butt stuff is remarkably difficult but I really wanna bottom D:" "Just had a friend who's visiting poke their head into my room and say (jokingly/lovingly) ""Kat! Stop retweeting horny things!"" And like first of all, no" "@3ryc4 @keystomemories That's wonderful! Four weeks I can definitely do, lol" "@CatherBernard @lisaquestions I wish I could help. For me, there's not much to regret." "@BoringNerdyKate Yeah like cis girls are okay but most of them aren't my type. It's weird because I used to be so much more into them pre-transition, lol" @ButchPuppy Truth :3 @ButchPuppy (Sidenote I feel like it's been ages since I've seen you on the timeline so I'm gonna like a bunch of your tweets to tell the algorithm I don't take kindly to seeing my friends less D:<) @ButchPuppy I'd retweet this if I weren't so scared of the backlash. @QueercoreTrash I stopped watching regularly around season 5 (though I did see the movie in theaters). I like to think the show played a small part in helping me realize I was trans :3 "Usually 2, sometimes a 4, and I didn't use to sit this way when I thought I was cishet wtf happened" "@xQuestionSleepx I have every console, but I'd be more likely to play on PC if I started to play" "@KittenFemme From the stuff I've seen the aesthetics haven't done it for me? Not yet, at least." I really need to sleep but bad brain is being bad whenever I put the phone down and close my eyes :/ "I understand the thought process behind making it a limited time thing, but also wow way to ruin my fun before I even have it" wow looks like I'm not playing Warframe after all https://t.co/KmtdPNFrUr @KittenFemme Okay but that's like my favorite thing Disappointing friends in the UK specifically in American ways "@MaiaFranklyn Sure, Nintendo will make sure to retcon all the Toads into generic ones! :D" "@xQuestionSleepx No, I've never played it." This is how my brain works with so much media. Like I place way too much value on aesthetics before taking a closer look lol "Did I ever share the story of how I initially played WoW during BC until level 20, quit because I was bored, then started again in Wrath because I heard about the Sinister Squashling pet and have been playing ever since? https://t.co/PYL9wBHcBD" wait warframe has a spooky pumpkin halloween uhhhh frame? kinda wanna play it now @LeafTilde (this happened like a minute after you tweeted lol) @LeafTilde There you go! https://t.co/ovWfM8g5Eh @blaze_casual https://t.co/IEInndb4sT @base2wave aaaaaAAAAAA D: I don't even have the right parts yet and I winced @MaiaFranklyn The last episode of Steven Universe Future better star Cookie Cat @MaiaFranklyn HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND what did I do to deserve such amazing girlfriends? "@keystomemories I get what you mean now. That's definitely not the case in our system, you're right. I hope you continue making progress!" "@keystomemories No I mean what did you mean by ""you've already got a much better grasp of your sexuality than I do mine""? But also, I misunderstood squishier too so that does help, lol Yeah getting flustered all girly-like was something I caught onto on my own on HRT" "@d_m_elms I might be a bit distracted, but sure" "@keystomemories I guess you'd have to be more specific for me to answer properly, but it might be the cis girl who lives in our system? I dunno, lol But seriously I am curious as to what you mean." "@keystomemories I guess that's kind of insulting, I'm sorry. I just meant like I hope I take to having a vagina quickly? I'm sorry." "@keystomemories Yeeeeeah I'm betting I'm gonna discover stuff I never knew about myself. I know having a girldick is taking a toll on a deep level, even if I'm not sure to what degree yet. Squishier? :3c" @keystomemories aaaaaa i can't wait :3 "@keystomemories Nice! Yeah I guess I didn't really stop to think about what the gradual healing between surgery and 3 months might look like. Way more excited about recovery than I was a couple hours ago, thank you!" "@keystomemories oof, good to know :/" @keystomemories holy shit really??? I know it's like 3 months until you're cleared for sex but it makes sense that only after a few weeks you can explore a bit... oh gosh this is exciting :3 @keystomemories *furiously taking notes* "@keystomemories I've heard from other trans girls who have had the surgery and figured out orgasms that it relies almost entirely on one's mood. With a dick, an orgasm is kinda inevitable, but with a vagina, much less so. How long ago was your surgery?" "@keystomemories Okay I definitely prefer showers 99% of the time, so that first one's easy... But that second one might be hard, lol. Any advice?" @EntityofJustice awwww you're cute 💕 "@EntityofJustice That does help, thank you 💕" @Calliethulhu this is 1000% horny how can they think anyone is fooled @EntityofJustice i'm not sure how to take this comment? @Calliethulhu this is literally just cis guys being obsessed with their own dicks like they always are except using science-y sounding terms to make themselves sound more legitimate @lucashoal get me horny enough and it'll be super shiny~ "look I'm gonna have a vagina soon and I just need people to know I fully consent to being teased over it while using male pronouns to refer to me (assuming things are getting horny and lewd, at least :3c)" "@AngryNerdBird oh my goddess you're, like, right! o_o" "On a deep, primal level I can tell I'm not supposed to have my junk arranged this way. Yes, the recovery from fixing it will be rough, but it's what I need." "Much like how a cis girl might think it'd be really fun to have a penis occasionally, I'm grappling with the reality of very soon losing this gift I've been given, but unlike a cis girl, I have dysphoria surrounding said gift, so I couldn't even fully enjoy it if I wanted 🤷‍♀️" "Me, in a moment of doubt over getting a vaginoplasty: I mean, why do I even need to change what I already have? I could make this work! Me, five minutes later, still needing to dissociate in order to pee: Oooooooh yeah, that's why." @RaeGun2k aaaaaaaa SO cute! 😍 @Kitsunetaur Only if you keep being awesome first 💕 @cyberwitchlexi oh it just gets worse the longer i look at it make it stop "@Calliethulhu my vote is ghost girls, always" "@Kitsunetaur These kind of thoughts are destructive, unhelpful, and not something I can help you with. All I'll say further on the matter is you're wrong." @Kitsunetaur You'll get there. I know you will 💕 We ALL felt that way at one point. @base2wave @selahmorrigan god i used to use mustache wax too and i kinda hate past me for that lol We came out the same year too! That's kinda cool :3 Your glowup is incredible 😍✨ got a PEZ dispenser of best Gen I starter today :3 https://t.co/hWBf247MA9 @KittenFemme hhhg 💦 @YourBoswell @LeafTilde saving that one to my queer memes folder for potential future use! @FrigidRainbow okay that's hot "@MattMetcalf @maritronic9k @2hu_crunchwrap hey there! so, two more things: 1. no one cares 2. go mansplain somewhere else thanks! you're muted 💕" @norintha That's intriguing... I hate that I can't even read things I want to :/ @YourBoswell @LeafTilde really love that trans people of all genders agree that force femming is hot @norintha I dunno lol The Surgery is the ultimate force femming @SoftKittenJen HECC. can I be force femmed even after surgery? "@LeafTilde that's like, half my boners so yes" @norintha @blaze_casual @AJisValid Oh my fuck these are much more complicated devices than I thought please don't go on x.x "@norintha @blaze_casual @AJisValid Well don't worry love, I'm only gonna do what the surgeon and doctors tell me" @TheSecretCallie OMG I'M EXCITED FOR PICTURES 💕💕💕 @Menokh Heck you're cute! :3 i would also like to know "@blaze_casual @norintha @AJisValid Okay, still not ideal, but way less worse than I thought I remembered. Could've sworn they said you take your own catheter out x.x" @norintha @AJisValid @blaze_casual Preeeeeeety sure they send you home a couple days before it comes out. At least that's what they seemed to say at the seminar thing where they explain everything? Alexa is going to the same place. @norintha @blaze_casual What do you mean by take it easy? @2hu_crunchwrap I'd be so much into god if he was Godzilla @Gutterbunny same my favorite religions https://t.co/7IO5AVLYRJ @blaze_casual That's kinda the impression I get. @norintha had the procedure a few years ago and she says you'll be super loopy afterward @blaze_casual *offers hugs* It'll go quick @blaze_casual You got this! The hard part is almost over! (And I'm only half joking-- sure the recovery will be hard but for me I'm looking forward to it over the wait x.x) @EsserZed THAT'S SO COOL OMG "@blaze_casual OMG I'M SO HECKING HAPPY FOR YOU!!! How are you feeling? Mark my words, I'm gonna be a nervous wreck two days before my surgery lol" "@vexwerewolf @QueercoreTrash Hell yeah! We're a sexy group of people, it's true 😘" @LexiEsque lol it's so true 💕 @DoomGender gf goals x.x "@Genderbird Took me a month solid with a lot of stress, money, and a girlfriend who can drive all over creation to get all my info updated and my gender marker is *still* wrong with social security/my passport. I was lucky to have the resources I did and it still was a grueling experience." "@Transhockeygirl I mean, just look at it~" @Kate_Bunni @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps @Stryc9Fuego BULLIES >/////< "@vexwerewolf @QueercoreTrash It'll almost certainly happen to you! One's attraction rarely goes unchanged on HRT. Lots of stories about transfemmes learning they like boys, but also more subtle changes like mine are possible too 💕" "@Revelis_ I mean, given that I am one I'm not likely to :P" @SoftKittenJen HECC. "@msmaddiecakes @SyreyneTalks @talkingtonothin That's a pretty common experience, HRT rewiring who you're into. Being into guys is fine though! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!" @LambChopInPamps @Stryc9Fuego b-bullying >////< @LambChopInPamps !!!!!!!!! fhhhddghh >/////< @tinyterrorposs right??? bigs don't know what they're missing! "One of my five cats, Binx, will meow over and over at me while I climb into bed every night. He's making sure I lay on my back so he can lay on my chest and get scritches. My other four cats are comparably affectionate. Cats are big lovey babies." @tinyterrorposs pretty normal part of getting high in my experience @GoodManFlannery *hugs tight* :/ @SoftKittenJen NO BUT YOU'RE A HOTTIE TOO THAT'S SO UNFAIR >////< "I don't know how much of my outlook was changed through hormones alone, but stuff like this is why I'm so glad I'm only gonna have balls for another 7 weeks and 3 days." "Now when I look at a trans girl, there's that close connection of like, you're queer in the same way I am. We fought that same fight and it's downright sexy that now we're here together being obviously girls, against all odds, in spite of the bodies the universe gave us." "I just remember being a lot of more hung up on physical appearances pre-HRT. Like I would look at other transfemmes who were further in their transition and only see the parts of their appearance I identified as ""male."" But now I find them so goddamn hot??? Like I got gayer???" Me pre-transition: Oh no what if only other trans girls find me attractive after I transition? Me now: You're saying OTHER TRANS GIRLS think I'm hot? But... but... THEY'RE so hot??? How is that possible??? Did I die and go to gay heaven??? "@trgrrl Nonsense, you deserve every word of it 💕" @Tricliniangry @Transhockeygirl @vampyfemme @CatkinsLap hell yeah fuck the haters! well heck looks like I'm gonna read a homestuck too then "@ExistentialEnso Alapcas make the same kind of poop AND poop in one place. The pellets are bigger but you wouldn't be able to tell as they're still hilariously tiny. (though the pee makes up for any lack of smell the poop has, sadly)" @Tricliniangry @Transhockeygirl @vampyfemme @CatkinsLap are you reading homestuck for the first time right now? I've been meaning to go back for years but maybe I should just finally do it "Why am I only just now finding out it's over? Like I'm not surprised, but I thought we could get an even ten seasons. I hadn't been watching for years and yet I'm really sad :/ #MLPSeriesfinale" "@Transhockeygirl @Tricliniangry @vampyfemme @CatkinsLap and thanks to the magic toblerone, she now is" "@LambChopInPamps listen," @FrigidElfChild @AgenderPrincess wait is that not normal? >.> sleppy bitch look hair isn't brushed and my face isn't shaved but you know what? still cute ✨ https://t.co/VLIMzANIb4 @PrissyOrcGF Also isn't it awesome how fast injections work? :3 @PrissyOrcGF YAY :3 @PrissyOrcGF hiiiii~ :3 @KittenFemme no because it's hot as hell "@CuteBunAlex that's true, us bunnies are definitely a thing lol" kinda weird how the meme is that trans girls are catgirls when it's like 50/50 catgirls/pupgirls "@norintha wow, gay" @Sol_Chariot hahaha as if he could @Notactuallysmol wow that's pretty gay im really gay @YourBoswell @ZJemptv That would be a good one. I gave up on college like a year before realizing I was trans. @ZJemptv no but seriously that sounds fun @ZJemptv Still excited to see them though! @KittenFemme IM LOVE @KittenFemme WAIT VULPERA ARE LIVE??? "@sillygaymiria just say, ""hey girl, I like you!"" :D" @Calliethulhu did did it really not know that was already a word @sillygaymiria heck yeah you are! also same! :D @LittleEmmyBee omg we've done that a couple times now what??? @transgrlinexile IS THAT AN AGUMON??? :O there's a cutie sitting next to me on the couch what do "DO IT COWARD, BUY A BUNCH OF SOFT POKEMON FRENS >:D" :O :O :O look at this Primarina stuffie @ikksnay has! https://t.co/9qqKY1HPww @TheSecretCallie Omg it sounds hot :3 "@lumpen_rose Please delete all this. You didn't do anything wrong. I'd really like to not talk today, please stop." "@TheFintauSystem If nothing else, we could find room for you here, love. I hope it goes well with your mom 💕" @TheCatMom @TenaciousRanch Retweet our tweets! it's one of those scp things @LambChopInPamps gosh please do! >//////> @emuchaton HRT is the fucking best isn't it @ButtGoblin666 RIGHT??? Not gonna let today be a bad day It's gonna be a good day Super gay day "@Calliethulhu I hope it goes well, whatever it is! You got this! 💕💕💕" @the3foldGod Awwwww your accent is adorable and sexy! "@the3foldGod Mood, lol Uhhhhh something gay maybe?" @the3foldGod Yeah I know and I barely got a taste of either :P "@the3foldGod I mean you barely said anything but yea, you sound cute" @the3foldGod me silly >:P @the3foldGod I might know a willing test subject~ @DragonQueenRose CUTE GLOWUP 😍 "@the3foldGod No, no, no Trust me Americans will cum when they hear you It's still exotic to us" @Transhockeygirl gosh I did too but it was cuter to be all coy~ "@the3foldGod Shoot for American first, most of us will be weak to your accent :P" "@norintha I'M GONNA SMOOCH YOU SO MUCH, LOVE FEW MORE WEEKS PROBABLY BUT JUST YOU WAIT" @Transhockeygirl maybe we should like smooch or something @the3foldGod I keep falling for cuties across the atlantic too I need to stop doing that D: @Transhockeygirl OwO @Transhockeygirl 👀 "@LambChopInPamps Oh gosh yay! Also about 2 hours away, why? >w>" @queerchangeling I've given up completely trying to keep up lol @emuchaton I mean there's always my face 👀💦 @BoringNerdyKate Best dick "@PrissyOrcGF How will I, like, know when it's working???" @PrissyOrcGF GOALS WOW @Calliethulhu You're a wonderful friend and I love you and I hope this wave of harassment is short :/ 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps question are we friends @PersephoneHime I don't think it's about that "@ayyy_vuh The girl on the right, no contest 💕" @ayyy_vuh Yeah it's really weird trying to recall back to my pre-transition days. It barely feels like me. @PrissyOrcGF @Chopin_42 Yeah I couldn't tell if you meant filter or filler but regardless I'm gay @PrissyOrcGF yeah your lips are just um wow and ggosh 👀💦 @Q3w3e3 ORF BORK house is full of wonderful people yet I feel weirdly lonely :/ @lumpen_rose I hope you have a wonderful birthday. I'm sorry I'm being a rotten friend today @NewGenderWhoDis god same @Chopin_42 @AzazelAfterDark seconding this @QueenStodge lol I did that with MP-36 @lumpen_rose I think you're attractive but these kind of comments put me in a really awkward position. @PrissyOrcGF yuuuup basically same lol It's like it's fun to take selfies now or something lol "@destroyed4com4t Yeah like that diagram isn't finished, it skipped the part where the transexual then had sex with every single woman on the chart" "@QueenStodge Well yeah for toys it wasn't that fun to transform but that I wanted displayed in robot mode regardless, it was a nice short cut." all my friends are so hot and yet most of them are not within smoochable distance this is bullshit D:< @sillygaymiria gosh 😍 @transfilmtheory hecc 👀💦 @QueenStodge I miss those days @Kalindlara You can't say that for certain without having pictures to compare. Transition changes can be really subtle @levett_laura He did I hate it so much lol Can we talk about how weird it is that past me never took selfies? Like I went to TWO conventions back to back in the summer of 2016 and I didn't take a SINGLE selfie with anyone??? lol literally yesterday I was like I'm done with transition timelines haha (Also I didn't know which of my friends to quote tweet so I just picked one randomly) @Transhockeygirl holy hecc 👀 @GoodManFlannery I'm extremely glad you didn't :/ @GoodManFlannery I don't think you're irredeemable 💕 @Hypnothulhu holy heck i made you keysmash that's adorable!!! 💕 and pathetic~ @Hypnothulhu gosh it must be! i'm such a subby sub and even I'm getting you flustered? you must *really* need to be caged :3 @Hypnothulhu Sounds like you really want to be though 🤔 "If I could just have my home filled with queer family both living there and visiting forever, I'd be happy, honestly." "The house is full of queers (even more so than usual lol) and it's wonderful and amazing and I wouldn't trade it for the world. I am also an introvert that needs to recharge, lol" @Genderbird OMG CUTE @VashtaGryph i HAVE a Mommy but i didnt ask permission >.> @norintha i'll be fiiiiiiiiiine [cw drugs] not entirely sure i waited an hour before having another edible welp "@GoodManFlannery my memory can sometimes be a shit, but I believe you lol" @AmyTheTotodile OMG I WANT ONE "@DatFirePrincess it's so fucking true tho lol the line between friend and girlfriend can kinda blur, but I find it a really nice space to exist within" "I love how gay my friendships are now. Like, yeah we're friends, we kiss and cuddle and I'd be down to suck her dick. Like friends do, you know?" @AmyTheTotodile @MelissaGoesWoof CUUUUUUUUTE @MelissaGoesWoof yea im 2 that makes you super old!!!! @MelissaGoesWoof @AmyTheTotodile CUTE @MelissaGoesWoof gosh I don't think you're THAT old :P "@MelissaGoesWoof oh I assumed this was like, little stuff lol our littleness and plurality are very linked" @MelissaGoesWoof goals @LeafTilde just the tips? "They haven't been the Warner BROTHERS since Dot transitioned, please stop misgendering her" @ButtGoblin666 *hugs* :/ "@dronkus23 lots of girl pills for like, years" the two genders https://t.co/FW8TbqPF0E @Calliethulhu awwwww it's adorable! :3 @hmsnofun TRUE FACTS It gives me life It's national coming out day but like I'm kinda over posting transition timelines? I feel so fully like a woman now it almost feels like lying. Does that sound weird? @OneLameShark Didn't even realize she had a retooled chest @GoodManFlannery can confirm @OneLameShark how dare you make me want her more by implying she/her pronouns D:< eternally thankful that my cats love me when i notice them watching probably ghosts or some shit out the window at 1am during 20F/-7C degree weather @sera_ghost as you can see my tiddies need some boosting "I always say ""estrogen"" instead of ""estradiol"" at the pharmacy when I pick up my prescription and then feel like if I'm gonna be that blunt about what I'm really after I may as well scream ""TIDDY JUICE""" @FoldableHuman I was never informed what it was and it got to the point where it was too late to ask so I never did. @GoodManFlannery hhhec "@LeafTilde Yeah I haven't booted but WoW since that announcement. But I am also mortal, and never promised I could boycott it >.>" @GoodManFlannery but wait i'm a gi HEY DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT D:< "Proud of my new furry Horde allies that ""Are you fixin' for a vixen?"" and complaining about sand in their crotch are two ways in which they flirt https://t.co/qq8sF5I1Ms" @GoodManFlannery Take a break if you need to. Please. @lumpen_rose It's not selfish at all. Don't listen to bad brain stuff like that. @NewGenderWhoDis omg you're gonna make your future domme VERY happy "@NewGenderWhoDis Bratting is a good way to start, though you might regret it just a bit 😘" @NewGenderWhoDis awwww you're trying to brat that's so cute 😍 "@NewGenderWhoDis I mean, come to the ranch and Mistress might be willing to help lol" @NewGenderWhoDis Good girls need to get spanked to learn how to be good! I think we've *all* been there~ 💕 @PrissyOrcGF holy gosh! 😍 "@Nymphomachy okay I just laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, thank you" wh what does miku taste like @softgirlrobin GOSH 💦 @ExistentialEnso I LOVE HER??? @GoodManFlannery extremely cyute beuygorl am gorl "@norintha I know, love Luckily I don't think I'll need to see much of her" @LucyDoyle_1997 *hugs* :/ @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss OMG IS THAT A T-REX STUFFIE WITH GUN ARMS I shared some of this with my mom and she didn't unstandard why it made me happy cry 🙃 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I never had the thing where I thought all boys thought this way. I learned from the few rare occasions where I'd share those feelings that that wasn't the case :/ @TheNDqueerelf omg I really want some of those mini cabinets @Tricliniangry @Calliethulhu if Joe Biden could please never talk about my sluttyness ever again I'd appreciate it @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur egg me is loudly being called out and I don't deserve this @Calliethulhu sounds like I made the right choice skipping it @moonsofvenus_ hhhhi 👀💦 @TheNDqueerelf @hardcodedgame saaaaaaaame x.x @trgrrl HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🥳🎁🎉 @GoodManFlannery We can watch it again :P @PrissyOrcGF g goals @GoodManFlannery We're watching FLCL as we speak lol @GoodManFlannery omg you're a hero wtf @GoodManFlannery 💕💕💕 @GoodManFlannery Omg D: @FrigidElfChild cute @GoodManFlannery how about a joint instead :P @vexwerewolf ISN'T THAT THE BEST FEELING EVER??? @GoodManFlannery Bitch I will stay up until 4 am if I have to do not get in an accident D:< @GoodManFlannery TAKE A NAP IF YOU NEED TO PLEASE "@AgenderPrincess I like to think of you as my friend, assuming that's cool :3 💕" @TheAshenCouncil @VerafiedBabe @trgrrl I started HRT like two weeks after my 30th birthday. Never too late. @trgrrl Omg I didn't know we were so close in age! I'm 32 and trans Twitter is like 90% 20-something's I feel like lol "@blaze_casual I'm told that's one of two surgeons I might get, yep!" @blaze_casual I think so! Omg we might have the same surgeon!! @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! 😍😍😍 @TheFintauSystem It would not be. I'd be devastated :/ @Pyrolex_ @blaze_casual omg I forgot Blaze is in Colorado too lol! Are you getting your surgery at Denver Health too? Did we already talk about this? @PrissyOrcGF *EXCITE* @PrissyOrcGF @cyberwitchlexi would pink kryptonite make folks who are already sapphic just way gayer I wonder? "@PrissyOrcGF @cyberwitchlexi The pink dildo is plastic, I swear!" @blaze_casual I feel like us both getting our surgeries in winter is kinda like doing this on hard mode lol @GoodManFlannery 💕💕💕 @transgrlinexile NEVER! >:D (yes it really is) @TheFintauSystem ❤️💖🤗 @ElegantSaria @MekuCube @SoftKittenJen Thank you so much for responding so quickly! 💕 @queerops hhecc >.> @TheNDqueerelf gosh~ @ButtGoblin666 I know that feeling and I'm so sorry 💕 "@sillygaymiria No, thank YOU! 💕" @ACrimsonSun HECKIN CUTE GOSH "UPDATE: I got a very positive response that included ""This change will take place during our next update."" I feel like it'd be kinda rude to share a screenshot, but hopefully one day soon I can just share a screenshot of the updated credits! :3" @d_m_elms DM me in two hours <3 @RealWhiteChoko I LOVE THEM OMG 😭💕 "@PennyOaken no one has ever made this joke before, i am surely the first" I WAS SWIPE TYPING TOO THIS IS BULLYING hey y'all do you think I might be a sub? https://t.co/55tpOtXv0O "@PrissyOrcGF I'll keep that in mind, gosh" @PrissyOrcGF HECC THO @TheFintauSystem oh no D: "You: Wow Kat, have you really been listening to the Steven Universe movie soundtrack non-stop since you saw the movie weeks ago? Me: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN" "@ElegantSaria Whew, I'm way less panicky now, lol thank you" and there is NOTHING on ebay breaks my heart D: Of course NOW is when I find out about this >.< https://t.co/DDvgly5KGN @Tricliniangry You're doing a better job at explaining this than he ever did. Honestly I don't remember what my point was when I would argue with him. Pre-transition days are weird to think about now. failed step one "@Tricliniangry lol you and my brother would get along we used to argue about that a ton too high to do that now, and also kinda don't care anymore" LOL JUST THINKING ABOUT THE CREASE I PUT IN THE OPENING SO I COULD GET TO THE POSTER AND MANUAL AND STUFF AND HAHAHAHAHA MY HEART'S KINDA RACING The number one reason I don't collect comics is because paper is a collector's worst nightmare. There's basically no way to store it or display it perfectly. It's maddening. "I was just looking at A Hat In Time's Kickstarter page and I'm counting up how many backers got the physical ""N64"" cardboard box... It's around 1,000. I have a piece of card stock that I have to BABY THE FUCK OUT OF because there's only 1,000 in the world. o_o" "@lumpen_rose Sweet, thank you!" "@NikoTheSlayer I mean an employee of the company said I should email. They haven't said how many DLCs they're doing, but I'm betting they'd like to do at least one more." "But yeah if this works, Playtonic is next. Do they have a public-facing email?" "Really wish I had done this sooner. They're about to release it on Switch carts and I assume there's actual data on those? So yeah any updates Nintendo pushes will fix the credits if they update it again, but I still would have liked those 1s & 0s finalized with my real name lol" @CuddlePotato YUP SAME If you don't get the Nyakuza Metro reference: https://t.co/M3mTRK3tf9 Here goes nothing! https://t.co/ioU5u5P91B "@d_m_elms Not at the moment, but maybe later tonight? <3" "@BackWithAHeart I'm not vegan and I don't have any food allergies that I'm aware of, sorry :/" My favorite part about being (mostly) vegetarian now is that so far every vegetarian version of foods I already like taste fine imo. And I'm doing my body a HUGE favor. "@gayforgrils My MLP collection (which is 90% Pinkie Pie stuff) is currently in storage but like, mood lol" Twitter really sucks today. I really want to try to do something else. Maybe beat Link's Awakening? I'm on the last dungeon. @blaze_casual I DUNNO I HATE IT SO MUCH "@lumpen_rose @okbillybunny (I don't actually know their pronouns, but the character in their avatar uses she/her pronouns and I typed too fast sorry)" @lumpen_rose @okbillybunny Not deleted. That's the person who was banned from Twitter because Destiny threw a DMCA takedown notice thing T her @lumpen_rose It's not loading on mobile so I assume this person has me blocked "@lumpen_rose No apology necessary, just been distracted with errands today" "@lumpen_rose Yeah I learned about the hating leftists thing from one of the leftist YouTubers I follow (pretty sure it was Thought Slime), but my assumption was he was at least a Liberal which ain't great but means he's in theory capable of doing some good. I don't really think that anymore" "The saddest part about this tweet is that despite how bizarre and once in a lifetime the thing I'm talking about felt, having famous people talk about your genitals is just kinda what you're supposed to expect as a trans person if you ever do end up becoming famous." Wasn't Destiny the guy who helped reveal that J*nTr*n is a huge racist? And this is the same guy that admits to saying racial slurs and then threw a tantrum when someone shared the literal words that he said with his literal mouth? The internet sucks. Checkmarks should only be given to people who deserve them. Every trans person: Deserves a checkmark Star of The Stupids Tom Arnold: Does not @norintha I'm not even a little bit surprised that this isn't a surprise. Just wish gross famous people could stay away from my corner of Twitter. "My one regret was tweeting that too early and saying ""sassy"" instead of ""sexually harassing"" Jesus" @Baronesa1980 NOPE I need a shower Goddess help me if I ever become famous enough for washed up comedic actors to talk about my genitals on Twitter OH MY GOD IT JUST GOT WORSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH https://t.co/jJXOKnsoth "@KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie @Transhockeygirl I think Homestuck kinda refines how we talk about media on a fundamental level, is all. It's not as cut and dry as most other kinds of media." "@KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie @Transhockeygirl But yeah, I don't know shit about shit, I'm just describing what I saw from the fandom." "@KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie @Transhockeygirl Queer authors are now involved at the word of god level. Homestuck has kinda always been half fan content. It arguably started as fan content. The name is a play on Earthbound, right? Just fans and fans, all the way down, with one non-queer guy being really cool about running it" "@TheSecretCallie @Transhockeygirl I don't think there's much to unstandard. Homestuck is weird, unique, and queer. That was enough. And I barely got into the second chapter. I've been meaning to go back for years now." "@TheSecretCallie @Transhockeygirl Also Undertale Like there's tons of examples. I got in on the ground floor of everything I just listed and then watched as the fandom just kinda killed it for everyone else. Not even talking about obnoxious fans, just SO MANY fans that people are like, ""Wait I don't get it?""" "@TheSecretCallie @Transhockeygirl This is like trying to watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic today to try and ""get it."" Or Frozen, or any other huge fandom response years after it became big. Not to say no one could like Homestuck in 2019, but not being part of the initial zeitgeist counts for a lot." @KittenFemme aaaaaaaaaaaaa "The weirdest, worst crossovers, every damn day" "Actual fucking Tom Arnold getting sassy in Magdalene Visaggio's replies is just kinda breaking my brain This website, wtf" @Q3w3e3 Nooooooo D: "@androidbuttslut same, hecc" A fact of character design: Pink and blue look really good together Trans people: More for us lol As soon as there's stuffies of this cutie I need them all @BrigitteLucario I can't because it's canon Galaran Ponyta said trans rights (and omg this is my favorite regional design of all time???) "@FrigidElfChild just leads to a website that just has the text ""quiet, little one""" "@NewGenderWhoDis Mistress often has to say ""It's ma'am"" over the phone and I'm pretty sure most people hear ""man."" I refuse to watch the Game Stop video but the mishearing thing is why I try to say miss." @BugbearPancakes hecc >/////> @RipleyStorm omg ilu 💕💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis e-brony~ @TheCatMom Yep! I live and work at the @TenaciousRanch! @arancaytar Awwww 💕 Glad you finally made it! @LilEspace lol my cousin is following my main but she had been for years before I came out and got all slutty I wouldn't blame her for unfollowing and she might have at this point @MekuCube @SoftKittenJen OMG OMG OMG THANK YOU @NewGenderWhoDis hhhhg >/////> 💦 I forgot I had this adorable top wtf!!! 💕✨ https://t.co/VGBX3AhFcM "@DevourerRose I might try different names, but thank you for letting me try that one on for a second. You're a good friend we all really like 💕" @forivall_blue me: wait a second isn't that groverh-- yes "@DevourerRose I didn't have a name until just now. I think I like the name Sadie. I'm brand new to this system, way to spot me lol" @DevourerRose I didn't... realize I wasn't Kat. You're right but I don't know how I forgot that. I don't even know how you knew that about Alice. @lumpen_rose *hugs* 💕 @cherubelly gosh thank you >////< "@blaze_casual I wish more eggs took to heart that yes, HRT will change you in ways you currently think are impossible. Will you look like a cis woman? Probably not, but you'll still change in unbelievable ways." "@NewGenderWhoDis i'm pretty sure i've done the mythical two in my mouth exactly once but i can't remember with who, lol" how is this even possible no one told me hrt would do this im... pretty? @AzazelAfterDark extremely into where this story is probably going "@Tricliniangry Your soft yet tough sapphic energy. Not only is it attractive, it's goals. And your hair IS in fact extremely cute, sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️" "@norintha I'm so glad you're going to be there 💕 Don't know if you'll like, be in Denver with Mistress and I, but just like, being there five days after when I go home :3" @blaze_casual OMG THAT'S JUST ONE WEEK AWAAAAAAY Whatever you're comfortable with sharing about your experience I'd love to hear! "@norintha it's my favorite state to be in, frankly" @Clockwork_ASM which one o.o @itsviviactually HELL YEA :D @blaze_casual Isn't your surgery in like a few days? :O @Chopin_42 oh i'm sure you will! :3 it might get to the point where i tweet about this nearly daily and i hope y'all can sympathize as to why 😭 in 8 weeks i'm just gonna have a pussy like that's a thing a person can just do i can't fucking believe it @NewGenderWhoDis mostly on twitter lol but gosh maybe i should make a... pit stop next time i'm in your area :V "@Parkerfoxgirl There's a reason we keep saying trans women are women. It informs EVERYTHING about us and if cis people really believed it and understood it, they'd never be confused about anything we do ever again." @perfect_0028 @ChastityQueer @anarchopupgirl ggosh #0028 I didn't know you were into chastity... your @ is just becoming more and more apt wow >.> "@NewGenderWhoDis Even if trans people all disappeared forever tomorrow, all their worst case scenarios could still happen. The implicit assumption is that trans people being allowed to exist in public would either directly or indirectly increase the likelihood that would happen." @NewGenderWhoDis Conversely and anecdotally: SO MANY goddamn transfemmes are super into piss yet that scenario never happens. "@NewGenderWhoDis The real issue is ""I think trans women are icky and we have to protect the womens""" "@NewGenderWhoDis It's so exhausting that cis people just act like there's something inherently, obviously horrifying about a man using the women's restroom Not that that's what anyone is asking for but like... no there isn't? He's just gonna pee and leave? Who the hell cares?" @DragonQueenRose @RebeccaCuddles great smol minds think alike lol @DragonQueenRose Gamer Pants™ @DragonQueenRose awwwww! At least you were padded like a good girl :3 "@DragonQueenRose wow way to just go and tattle on yourself completely, little one :P" @Chopin_42 YAY PUPPY :D "@NewGenderWhoDis At the trans group therapy thing I used to go to, when introducing ourselves, we'd give name, pronouns, and whether or not it's cool to approach us in public. That last part is incredibly important because you don't know if someone is closeted or stealth This is kinda Trans 101" "@NewGenderWhoDis So like if I'm being honest, if I just happened to run into you in public I'd probably be like ""Omg hi!"" because we're friends, but I'm pretty sure I'd have the sense not to do any of that, jesus. And if we weren't mutuals? Pretty sure I'd be terrified of like, bothering you?" @Chopin_42 hecc >/////> @Lewd_Dolly wait i missed an opportunity to say hell dolly dangit D:< @Lewd_Dolly HI DOLLY!!!! :D :D :D @DarkTyrannosaur GOSH IT'S SO CLOSE "@DarkTyrannosaur awwww! to think you ever called that a dick, lol" @norintha @Kate_Bunni HECC I'M BEING CALLED OUT @Kate_Bunni hecc >////> @DarkTyrannosaur It's so adorably pathetic~ 💕 @Kate_Bunni the stoneriest bab around! :D "One reason I don't use that account as much as I should is b/c I think it's important, especially in spaces where kink is already accepted, to be openly little & try to send the message that it's not a shameful kink The other reason is it's way easier to get teased on here >.<" Me: I have a special separate account where I can be little and spare what's likely the majority of my followers who don't want to see me be smol Also me: did u know im baby @DarkTyrannosaur gosh it looks like it! @Shoggoth_Lord Awww thanks 💕 May your future tiddies be even bigger than mine! :3 "@Shoggoth_Lord Congrats! Tiddies are quite nice to have, speaking as someone who grew her own :3" @ARedPandaPlush @CallMeCadejo @SixArmedSweater My only other guess is because Rarity become Nightmare Moon temporarily in the comics so it might be the third most obvious and predictable reason? @Shoggoth_Lord IT'S EXTREMELY A THING LOL @ARedPandaPlush @CallMeCadejo @SixArmedSweater Just the world's biggest Tabitha St Germain fan? :P @DragonQueenRose why am I so suspicious of that last one? 🤔 @SixArmedSweater @CallMeCadejo The *most* property damage! I took these screenshots from the episode where Dashie goes to the Wonderbolts academy and was so struck by how much Pinkie Pie missed her I was like PINKIEDASH CONFIRMED https://t.co/jFluUa16YT @PrissyOrcGF 👀💦 @CallMeCadejo @SixArmedSweater Pretty sure the sleepover episode confirmed that ship forever. I'm a PinkieDash girl myself :3 "A funny thing happened when I got that signature, btw. Her immediate first question was if I wanted her to sign it to me. And I just... froze? Like I was SO unsure. I stood there silent for way past awkward before blurting out ""Uhhh sure?"" I wonder if on some level I Knew" "If I ever get another chance to get an autograph from Andrea Libman again I'm going to stubbornly take the SAME poster I had her sign last time, cross out the deadname I was only going to use for another 3 months at the time, and write in my real name lol https://t.co/0GVqitpmps" "@SixArmedSweater @CallMeCadejo If I'm calling anyone out, it's myself most of all lol 💕" I really want to go at at least one more pony convention and re-meet all the people who have since come out as trans. That would be the goddamn cutest thing. Last MLP con I went to was mere MONTHS before I realized I was trans. I had a beard! I was planning a Pinkie Guy cosplay! "@00dani_me a shorter list would be ponies who aren't trans, tbh" "@SteampunkPenny If the colors seem off, it's because I made it in CMYK for print. It's gonna look wonky on screens." "the word we were looking for was ""egg"" not ""brony"" a LOT of girls love my little pony, we just took the long way around figuring all that out" "turns out we weren't a rarity (lol) for being male fans of my little pony, we were a rarity for just being trans" we went and made a special name for male fans of my little pony when half of us ended up realizing we weren't even male to begin with and that's what they call irony "@00dani_me @DragonQueenRose becoming a girl is very often extremely sexy, it's true *nods*" @DragonQueenRose it's funny because it's true It's kinda wild that transphobes think: - Most people are like them and hate trans people too - Trans people don't NEED to transition Like we go through so much shit yet these are still the happiest years of our lives. Almost as if this is actually who we are. @CateSpice it's almost as if it's just pure bigotry acting like it's in the best interests of women 🤔 "@MagsVisaggs I meant like, the t-shirt you were wearing in the second pic. I ""desperately need"" that one, lol Tried to delete my reply out of embarrassment but people keep liking your reply so I guess I'll just be more specific." @blaze_casual I can only imagine what it'll feel like and I bet it'll feel even better :3 @ChastityQueer Figure I should get the feel of being penetrated first tho so I know what I'm missing when locked up >.> @ChastityQueer as soon as my Mistress orders me to >.< and yes that pun was absolutely intended as a bottom who can't quite get into anal this vag can't come soon enough tbh x.x @lucashoal @nyaakat always~ @nyaakat ggosh >/////> @nyaakat hfshhffshh just makin me think about the vag i'm gonna have soon x.x @Tricliniangry @FrigidElfChild wow gay little mood @nyaakat bigs are crafty D: @nyaakat shhhhh dont give bigs such good ideas!!! D:< @MelissaGoesWoof @MewcySarice @nyaakat AWWWWWW hecc yes of course i will!!!! @nyaakat @MewcySarice @MelissaGoesWoof right??? i can't complain if someone shoves that in my mouth literally incapable of complaining @MelissaGoesWoof @MewcySarice @nyaakat goals @MelissaGoesWoof *giggles* yaaaaaay!!!! @nyaakat @MewcySarice @MelissaGoesWoof https://t.co/qwb8c3Qyop "@MelissaGoesWoof @MewcySarice @nyaakat it's only a secret to some of my newest followers, but not for long" @MelissaGoesWoof AND UPPIES @nyaakat @MewcySarice @MelissaGoesWoof are your teeth even in yet? @MewcySarice @MelissaGoesWoof @nyaakat it's my worst kept secret @MelissaGoesWoof oookayyy... >/////< "@nyaakat @MewcySarice @MelissaGoesWoof put a paci in it, you baby :P" "@SoftKittenJen I consent to likes from anyone in public conversations. Butting in and commenting can often be rude, though." @MelissaGoesWoof ggosh but that means i should be padded >.> @nyaakat @MewcySarice @MelissaGoesWoof wow what a baby :3c @MelissaGoesWoof hhfhhhhdghh i cann do big girl pantss >////< @MelissaGoesWoof I AM OVER TWO AND A HALF TYVM D:< @nyaakat @MelissaGoesWoof fhhgjfjhgd >////< @MelissaGoesWoof YOUR STILL OLDER THAN ME THATS BULLCRAP D:< @nyaakat @MelissaGoesWoof !!!! I'll have you know when I first realized I was a little I initially picked 4 as my age 😤 "@MelissaGoesWoof no heckin way your older than me, you baby" "@dumbbitchlexi I disagree, but even if I didn't: This is how you become a somebody" "@SoftKittenJen I reached out to Gears for Breakfast as well as Mane6 on Twitter and only the latter responded. As for Playtonic... well, I guess I could try?" "Yooka-Laylee and A Hat In Time, however, will both have my deadname forever, sadly." "I actually haven't backed any games since coming out, but with Indivisible I was able to change my name in my backer account before it released, and the devs of Them's Fightin' Herds were kind enough to change my name in the credits when I asked." @CateSpice I just love that I finally feel alive. Life feels worth living. "@bunnarchist I got my code emailed to me today, so I assume yours is on its way" "The one game I wish I could go back in time and help back is definitely Undertale, though. That game means so much to me but even if I had heard of it before the kickstarter ended, I've never been hugely into Earthbound or Homestuck so I probably wouldn't have seen the appeal." "So Invisible is out today I think? It's an RPG from the Skullgirls people I backed years and years ago, but I think it might be the first game I've backed that WON'T have my deadname in the credits, lol" I often post my tits on my lewd account btw 😘@NSalamanderFW "wow didn't even mean to cause such thirst with this tweet, but in hindsight I guess I should've seen that coming :P" @norintha we need to do a sequel after my surgery heals :3 "I like how other English speaking countries call these fairy lights. Know what we call them here? Nothing. I mean, you can say Christmas lights & people will know what you mean, and if you say Halloween lights they can probably extrapolate, but the product I just bought? Nothing" @Tricliniangry story of my life "awesome side effect of living on a 40 acre ranch: I can feed my exhibitionist cravings by being topless all the time, even outside :V" Just one last thing my new office needs before it's perfect :3 https://t.co/QsBZE6VPQj @RebeccaCuddles hhhhhhg that sounds nice x.x @RebeccaCuddles that last part is the most important @Tricliniangry @Transhockeygirl relatable "@PrissyOrcGF SAME, GOD" @vootins hi 😍 @tiptransformed @MagsVisaggs There's evidence that your body just cycles everything on its own regardless of how you take your hormones. @EmpressOfPixels Omg that sounds exciting though! @MagsVisaggs I keep learning this and needing to relearn it @GoodManFlannery Femboy is OP imo @DNoizes Literally the best *nods* I'm so goddamn tired @MaiaFranklyn Is that the book Thew's brother wrote? @sillygaymiria SUCH FLOOF 😍 I like my women like I like my coffee: Extremely gay @doublegearsys hecc >.> well so are you so there @doublegearsys fhhhgffddggh r-really? >////> "Oh, it's lesbian day? I'm one of those! :3 💕✨🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/QGa8etKzwY" @Anomulus0 Yeah they don't always look purple in photos but I love them 💕 @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss CUTE "Silver lining is at least my taint isn't that hairy, and this is the last part we need to hit. So while I might need a couple more hours over the next few weeks, it'll probably just be touchups. We'll see what the surgeon says but I think I'm just about ready!" Had to cancel today's appointment but the gooch will be zapped soon o_o @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss *gay noises* "@DongsJ I considered leaving mine attached, but I prefer to remove tags and tag-related things from toys for the cuddle capacity" @Calliethulhu YES "@DongsJ Yup, they're separate plushies!" "My hairline wasn't receding before I started HRT and there's not that much baldness in my family, but I think my hairline is changing? It's like swooping towards my forehead before swishing back behind my ear. Might be why I've noticed a lot of shorter hairs around there? https://t.co/qbfmxxCzGL" @GwenStarlight He can't deal with light right now My hair's doing a cute thing again ✨ https://t.co/4iMDEvfXCy @sistawendy I have some cream that's 20% thankfully @OneLameShark IM LOVE @OneLameShark @Speed_Freak01 @MaiaFranklyn Suddenly upset and I don't have these particular colors of Beast Box dinos (also what is that snake in the background I need it o.o) "Here, have a gross flash picture to get a look at the bots hiding in the back https://t.co/fVZrx4GMRo" "Aaaaaand that's that shelf, I think. This bookshelf isn't my ideal display spot as it kinda sucks up light and hides all the toys in the back, but I'm working with what I got lol https://t.co/tBlyldgVT3" @lumpen_rose not tonight sorry >.< @lumpen_rose Pretty good. Busy rearranging the Transformers shelf "@blaze_casual My pregame is ibuprofen, lidocaine cream, and indica weed. Hopefully it's enough." gonna have an electrified needle shoved into the hair follicles of my taint tomorrow and I'm really not looking forward to it 🙃 @Goldfish_300 Thank you! 💕 UPDATE: it's somehow gotten even gayer https://t.co/3YWsnZfGps @VerafiedBabe @new_genevieve yeah i don't understand it either :V @Chaosqueen97 @new_genevieve Cishet can also apply to cishet women. It's not just assigned male at birth. @new_genevieve Cisgender (meaning not trans) and heterosexual @RealCardinal419 It's a third party cassette bot from Keith's Fantasy Club called Sting Thing! wow this shelf is starting to look kinda gay https://t.co/RYEULRqsno @ActualSkullgrin Yep! He's a third party figure that gives him the imposing stature he deserves imo :3 Pretty sure this shelf is done. Some of my favorite bad guys! https://t.co/UUEebdZQ6n "I have 17,000 rep to grind with the Vulpera. No time like the present!" "@XylariaVG Oh nice! I don't think Goblins can be Monks? So they're really treating them as a new race, that's awesome!" "So the Vulpera might use the skeletons of Goblins to animate, but they're truly the first new SPECIES in the allied races, aren't they? Are they just gonna have the classes available to Goblins available to them I wonder?" PLAYABLE VULPERA PLAYABLE VULPERA PLAYABLE VULPERA!!!! https://t.co/TCHVpY99Vt "I conquered The Panels and found the dinosaur! BBTS, the place I bought him from, is having a one day sale today for $60 off 🙃 https://t.co/Ng5z5bWmVP" @PrissyOrcGF Don't they just feel amazing??? 💕 """Largest Transformers figure in Hasbro history"" ""...because who knows what unbelievable shit third party companies might try to sell next""" @RipleyStorm 💕💕💕 "Oh neat, just got this email from Hasbro. Charging at 10pm tonight my time. That works! https://t.co/ol12jFVxIv" @RipleyStorm Omg that's wonderful!! @LexiEsque noooo it's my first vagina but it's still new :P "@blaze_casual I'm planning for that last part by just trying to alter my diet a month out because I'm terrified of that too >.> I'd say cutting your hair might help, and dying wouldn't hurt." @blaze_casual Mine's just about 8 weeks away and same. Can only imagine what it must feel like to be only a week away though! o.o @blaze_casual SO EXCITED FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAHHH @PrissyOrcGF She wanted to be part of that world before she ever saw Eric. He was just a big part of the catalyst for her to finally do something about it. @PrissyOrcGF Ariel is my favorite too! I cry at the end of Poor Unfortunate Souls because I'VE MADE THAT TRADE MYSELF AND I UNDERSTAND HER DESIRE TO DO IT "@transfilmtheory I mean I only have a couple more months to call it that but now that's all I'll call it, thank you!" any cishet boys that think being a lesbian would be the best thing ever: you're absolutely right and did you know they make pills that turn you into one~ @WerewolfMoms it upsets me that this guy is this good at drawing Judy and uses that skill for this kind of unbelievable trash "@PrissyOrcGF nooooo think of all the gays you'll destroy x.x not wait, yeeeeeees" @Kaelyrhn It just makes me feel so good. It feels right. It feels freeing and endlessly fun. I still sometimes get a wonderfully fluttery feeling in my heart when I stop and consider how incredibly gay I now know I am :3 @AstroStella7 YUP IT'S REAL AWKWARD TO SAY THE *LEAST* just speaking personally it kinda never gets old 💕 aaaaaaa i love being gay "@PrissyOrcGF gosh same fuck these logic organs, i wanna be a b!mb0" @PrissyOrcGF proudly a part of the no dummy club :D @Cynon44 Wouldn't be my place to say @MaiaFranklyn YUP that's what's awesome about it lol @MapleReam FLCL! Haruko wears it to find Atomsk https://t.co/6ABpUnGU7C "@xakana Yup I had that happen to a previous keyboard of mine too and I nearly forgot until you said something, thank you." "@Cynon44 They're both kinda racist but I'll admit Humba is way more so. And yeah, I love the character of Mumbo too. It's unfortunate." "I love this thing because not only is it an obscure reference to my favorite anime, it really extenuates the aesthetic I already have going on with my collar :3" "@Yumi_Sparkles I think she'd either be the transformation magic user for the player, or she could just stuff herself inside thee backpack for specific missions. Or even have special levels only for her like Bowser had in TTYD" "I tried using canned air on my keyboard and it only helped a bit. Think I have to take the keys out D: It's really only with the E key, X key and spacebar at least" @Yumi_Sparkles Yup! That'd be a great idea if they didn't want to make Grunty an ally (which I still maintain would bee fun/funny and fully within the spirit of the franchise) @NicoleMKII YES PERFECT We already know Banjo has hammerspace in there but like of course it was still look like it was about to burst with Grunty in there also not for nothing but shifting away from Mumbo Jumbo and Humba Wumba like... completely would be good for the overall franchise we don't need our magic user character(s) to be that casually racist @Kate_Bunni @transfilmtheory yeah sounds fun but what's this about jellyfish? :P "I think when they inevitably make Banjo-Threeie they should just go really goofy and make Grunty into even more of a Bowser analogue by making her need to team up with Banjo. Like imagine thee comedy they can mine from that, it'd be hilarious." THERE'S ALSO THIS AND IT COMES IN GIRLS CUTS BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DOES I LOVE IT https://t.co/Qi96lVNcMv https://t.co/CV1D751WH0 oh my goooooood the zipper pull's a jiggy i think i need this https://t.co/6Ippd3U0i8 https://t.co/yBmJiktJGf @MaiaFranklyn okay there's one that's only $8 shipping so uhhhhh that's happening next time I get paid lol @MaiaFranklyn OKAY I WANT THAT MORE OMG @MaiaFranklyn i want the soup dragon are the figures old/obscure? are these bizarre things on ebay? @MaiaFranklyn this just raises further questions is this one of those weird uk kids shows @MaiaFranklyn is that like an hr puff n stuff character "@PrissyOrcGF my gay ass was just destroyed, thanks" "@pixeljadeart ew, why tho" "Anxiety is ratcheting up each day, but so is the excitement. I'm anxcited." 8 weeks and 1 day until new vagina o_o @blaze_casual Omg omg omg congrats!!!! @PrissyOrcGF OMG OMG 💕😍💕 Anyone know when Hasbro is supposed to charge me for Unicron? They said it would be on the 6th but as of 8am on the 7th there's been no charge. "@NewGenderWhoDis @nyaakat Thee problem is that's usually how they view transfemmes, otherwise I mostly agree." @ServantoftheFae @destroyed4com4t literally the sound I make every morning thinking about this @anarchopupgirl CUTE @destroyed4com4t My surgery is on December 3rd and I get more and more nervous and excited every day @pixeljadeart But they play off each other so amazingly! Joe by himself: Blegh Joe being harassed by Gomamon: Literally the best thing @pixeljadeart Also Renamon but I LOVE Adventure so I'll say Gomamon :3 https://t.co/QLPyyJWnlZ "@CateSpice To any cis people who don't know: There's a version of the surgery that doesn't give you depth for folks who don't need it and you never have to dilate those. At worst, if you stopped dilating a neovagina it would become a vulva, clit, etc without depth. No healing closed 🙄" "@CateSpice LOL they showed a picture clearly taken during/immediately after surgery, ie literally nothing like what it looks like for 99% of its existence." "@RipleyStorm All my love, my love! 😘💕💕💕" "@NewGenderWhoDis Might be because you got shadowbanned, which I believe happens to most nsfw accounts? I'm pretty sure @CookieCyboid has talked about this." @perfect_0028 @Calliethulhu Can I just say I found your account a couple days ago and you're like my new favorite account on Twitter 💕 @Calliethulhu hhhgggghhg >//////> "We're putting up my new monitor mount, and I just wanna remind everyone that you always wanna forcefully penetrate your studs while mounting" Look at this Haruko bracelet @BonnieMakes gave me!!! 😍🛵🎸💕 https://t.co/0TKvGyIlck @TheFintauSystem 😘😘😘 @tainkirrahe That's about where I dropped it years ago as well "If you weren't watching the page: They weren't hiding it as of this morning. I saw like 8,100-ish. Now it just says 8,000+" "Kinda silly that Hasbro is now hiding just how many more backers above 8,000 the Unicron crowdfunding has. Glad it's funded though! Especially since I backed it too >w>" @Calliethulhu I'd love to but my shitty internet hates livestreams :/ @TheFintauSystem I'M SO JEALOUS OMG :O @GoodManFlannery The whole thing is such a clusterfuck. I really wish we could all move on. @Kaelyrhn There's just too many examples I love it! "ALSO I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THE ""BOTH GIRLS BROUGHT RINGS"" TROPE, IT GIVES ME LIFE EVERY TIME" They all waited long enough for it to finally be barely an issue having that in kids cartoons anymore. Some good things have been definitely come from this decade. "Ponies in 2011: We're not gonna be canonically gay, are you kidding? Legend of Korra: Gay Steven Universe: Gaaaaaay Adventure Time: So gay Ponies in 2019: Okay we're a little gay" Seems like every major queer-coded kids show this decade has had a chance to be canonically queer and I'm so here for it. @AzazelAfterDark @W_Livi_ True facts @trgrrl I really enjoyed it as someone who doesn't fully understand the appeal of Classic. I get it a lot more now. @trgrrl Yeah the statue for 10 years of uninterrupted subscription is pretty intense @KittenFemme Nope I get that too but only since transitioning for some reason? @norintha *hugs* :/ Midna asleep in Mistress's arms 😍 https://t.co/TdxNaUY378 @OneLameShark They taste like soggy cheezits to me 🤮 Oh these two look magnificent next to each other 😍 https://t.co/EN0xIFlKkH @Chopin_42 I saw him at Denver Comic Con and he was super nice! :3 "@SpiderSorcerer I love physical media too as you might guess! I count 4K as blurays but those are in the pic I posted as well :3 The main reason I separate DVDs and blurays but not blurays and 4K is mostly the case size difference, lol" lol I totally forgot I got this signed a few years ago https://t.co/5qtDQtT0Vo @SpiderSorcerer I have a bunch of DVDs too that have yet to bee upgraded :P Rearranging a bit and I'm frustrated that all the blurays fit on one shelf because I know this isn't all of them D: https://t.co/rEkp0f0Llb "@Calliethulhu no i mean i wanna be a hot ghost gf monster girl!!! maybe after i die when i do, whatever! D:<" "@Calliethulhu I wanna BE a ghost gf, tbh" "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] Sorry, it's system/BOOT.PearlFinal (3).Info, I'll turn in my Steven Universe card now" @GoodManFlannery That makes a lot of sense. "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] Side note I was today years old when I found out the name of that song. I assumed it was Your New Pearl, lol" "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] I just realized a cute double meaning in system/BOOT.PearlFinal (3): 🎶A ruby guard But just a single one Yeah, Ruby is single again. Perfect way to sum up the current problem, lol" @TheFintauSystem I wanna taste your cooking! @Kate_Bunni @ServantoftheFae hecc >////> "@maegodhavemercy @LeafTilde Yeah that's what I wanted from Trek as well before we knew anything about Discovery. And while I didn't hate Discovery, it couldn't hold my interest, so my hopes aren't terribly high for Picard. Mistress & I both LOVE watching TNG & Voyager together so of course I'm watching it" @Kate_Bunni i've literally done that on more than one occasions (and TON of times without the drunk part :3) okay I DEFINITELY used to be able to life this bookshelf wtf estrogen D:< @trgrrl lol same "*characters interacting with other characters don't tweet while high, kids" @LeafTilde I say this as a huge Star Wars fan and someone who loves Wars more than Trek: https://t.co/Cj1u2j3FCq "And I'm not convinced that a sci-fi series needs to be fantastical, epic action to be marketable in 2019. Game of Thrones had a lot of action too but the best parts of that show were characters interacting with other charters, just like a lot like the best parts of old Trek imo." "@LeafTilde I've desperately wanted a true sequel series for like 20 years, I get it. Just doesn't feel like Trek in the trailers. But those are just trailers, after all." I'm going to watch the new Picard series because I literally can't not but I'm just so tired of Star Trek trying to be Star Wars. Abrams-flavored Trek had a home in a world where the last Star Wars movie we were getting was Episode III. We don't need this kind of Trek anymore. @FrigidElfChild WAIT WHAT @nyaakat cuuuuuute! 💕 @OneLameShark oh that's perfect then lol @OneLameShark Ooookay that explains it. Walmarts are not super friendly to me as a trans woman so we end up going there a lot less lol @OneLameShark Where's thee 35th Anniversary stuff being sold? Haven't seen any preorders on BBTS yet. Is it an Amazon thing? @norintha Soon my love 😘💕 tiddy shelf! https://t.co/E2ihvLH2xC @gailforcenyine Thank you! "@FoldableHuman As someone who absolutely fits into the Solo Social player type and who's been playing WoW since Wrath, it was legitimately cool to understand why some WoW players felt left behind by all the changes. Thank you." Where's the Warlock class hall again in WoW? Gotta collect some finished class hall missions before I take my Warlock to BfA "@pixeljadeart Not exactly the same, but as someone who spent her teens and early 20's in Fresno: Mood? D:" @RebeccaCuddles @DragonQueenRose this is adorable https://t.co/kmpfeIQxrs "@lumpen_rose Out of spoons for chatting today, but I hope you're doing well 💕" @Klezmerstyle @Rachel_Izabella If I'm gonna be eating ass why not make it taste better than scotch? @destroyeroftroy Feel like it's been forever since I've seen a tweet of yours! Nice to see you on my timeline again! 💕 @LambChopInPamps yyeah i-if I--you weree a baby >///> @LeafTilde @Calliethulhu Hey~ :P "@Calliethulhu It's weird to think about, right? This feels so natural to me lol" @LambChopInPamps babies refusing to be babies smdh @MOOMANiBE But yeah I'd start with Black Knight 2000 solely for the song lol "@MOOMANiBE lol same Pinball justifies its existence so much more than most arcade cabinets, especially if you're not a purest and are willing to do MAME cabinets. Veering super close to just ""a dedicated gaming computer specializing in arcade games."" But pinball is kinda always real." Midna is so hecking cute omg ✨ https://t.co/dlc3Hr8ixr "@queerben You're right, which is why I deleted the thread." @queerben You're absolutely right The entitlement of cishet white men is so unbelievably ridiculous. "Andrew Reynolds walking into the grocery store while filling his cart, loudly, ""Don't you dare ask me for money! There's no cash here, anyone who asks for money will force me to never come here again!""" Chasers piss me off enough but this bio was written because this entitled piece of shit doesn't think sex workers should get paid for their work. And that infuriates me enough to share a screenshot. Block accordingly. https://t.co/Pg629kl7OM "@MOOMANiBE I felt the exact same way until I saw the movie and fell in love all over again. I would've said don't make that movie, and now it's possibly my favorite SU thing ever. So whatever they want to do, I'm down to see it. I don't want anyone burned out, of course." @BonnieMakes 💕💕💕 "@RipleyStorm weirdly assumed pronouns there for no reason, my bad it's late and I should be asleep lol" @RipleyStorm Oh gosh that's so nice of her! @CrissaKentavr @IEatAccordions @M_Nerdskull please untag me "@NewGenderWhoDis EXTREMELY good point, wow" @NewGenderWhoDis sooooo glad i'm losing the hose attachment for my clit seems so unnecessary lol "@NewGenderWhoDis They can be very hard to get in the right size, I hear. Lot's of trial and error." "@NewGenderWhoDis I respect that so much, tho It's looking like I'll never bee able to wear a cage because denial stuff like that doesn't interest Mistress and it's no fun if I'm not being dommed into doing it lol" @NewGenderWhoDis and not even wearing it? during locktober? smdh @BonnieMakes gosh i wonder who that was 👀 @KamenSpidrGhost Same and same! "@Calliethulhu I was in the middle of something when I retweeted this originally but DAMN your glowup is UNBELIEVABLE, Callie 💕💕💕😍" "@MOOMANiBE There's a lot of it on Twitter, but it's prevalent on Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, and every early 00's message board I went to. It's just the curse of being online. Way too many people think you're excited to hear about how they're special and/or why you're wrong." @TheFintauSystem https://t.co/gSJWKnAZfV "@TheFintauSystem I LOVE HIM OMG And I didn't even notice the facial hair, gorgeous 💕" @TracerPlace @BonnieMakes They loaf like kitties! When they're on their side like that they're sun bathing :3 "@PrissyOrcGF again, HECC" @PrissyOrcGF wow sub mood @PrissyOrcGF HECC. @TheFintauSystem Fair *nods then cums* "@TheFintauSystem hheck, do you have any particular place in mind? 👀💦" DID YOU KNOW: I love my girlfriends so hecking much? 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps fghdjgahhhdh >/////< @nyaakat i know and i'm not locked up D: *whines* @Kate_Bunni NO ...yes @LambChopInPamps iiiiit's a girl's cut the neck is widerr >////< @NewGenderWhoDis LORD DOMINATOR IS GOOD GOALS Here's a doodle I made of her years ago :3 https://t.co/4hujn95UMW ＯＢＥＹ ＴＨＥ ＳＨＩＲＴ @NikoTheSlayer https://t.co/T194kQX905 Love this shirt 💕✨ https://t.co/x2UXGg3Ad2 @Calliethulhu holy hheck omg you're just wow 😍💦 "@emuchaton I'm told the gyroscope on Switch is really good, but I turn it off whenever I can. Just makes me anxious? I dunno. I played BotW on the WiiU tho so I don't know if you can turn it off in that or not? I see others are saying you can't, so I guess I'd go with that." "@VashtaGryph Yay! I was gonna say, girl Blazekins are way better ;3" "I know they said it's a ""limited"" epilogue series but I just want as much Steven Universe as possible forever" OMG OMG OMG I'M CRYING STEVEN UNIVERSE FUTURE LOOKS SO GOOD @JenApparently What's he like in person? Did you get an autograph??? :O @VashtaGryph Fire chicken! :3 @GoodManFlannery I think that's a really good idea @Mokiawa HAPPY BIRTHDAY :3 🎊🎂🎁 @PrissyOrcGF Soooooo pretty imo gosh 💕 "I don't really think Earthrise Starscream looks that great, but yes I'll be buying at least 6 different version of that mold, why do you ask?" @wanderlustmage @imrileywest No Nut November is merely an extension of Locktober because good denial sluts should be able to easily last two months :3 @SoftKittenJen @Kaelyrhn goshhh >///> "@SoftKittenJen @Kaelyrhn I mean I'm a bunny, we're like the most prey animal ever! Wh-who Jenny? o.o" @SoftKittenJen @Kaelyrhn oh I'm not I just think vore is hot~ 100% prey over here "@TwippingVanilla LOL you described it so perfectly though! ""Slinky"" and minx-like, putting motion in your hips and moving all sexy. It comes so naturally to me now and it's sooooooo gender euphoric gosh~" @SoftKittenJen @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/LyLvI0BfD4 @Kaelyrhn me one day hopefully gosh~ "@FinalBossFemme Confirmed! 💕 I might be biased given that I started HRT at 30, but I think 30 is probably the best and cutest decade tbh" fun fact but this is what Squirrel Girl tastes like "@TheFintauSystem WOW, GAY" "when you're about to cum but like, in a femme way https://t.co/o4mycG1UsH" @FinalBossFemme wow called out @ZJemptv YUP SAME The thrusting never felt natural for me. "@ZJemptv I've only topped a couple times since transitioning and while it was way better than before, it's still not my favorite. And in a couple months I'll never be able to again without a strap :3" @lara_santaella @ZJemptv Just takes practice! For me I found it took less practice than I thought it would. You might find the same! @Kaelyrhn Two experiences shouldn't be enough to indicate much of anything. Don't give up! @ZJemptv I was sooooo bad at it lol "I was kinda worried people wouldn't know what I meant but I'm happy I was wrong Like earlier tonight I was on top and just sat up and moved my hips in such a femme, sexy way that just felt so natural, I dunno It's like I'm a girl or something" "@Kaelyrhn *to WANT you to feel good, sorry" "@Kaelyrhn And if they're trans, they're gonna completely understand" "@Kaelyrhn If there's already the possiblity of sex, they already like you enough to have you to feel good too." "@Kaelyrhn But they're having sex with you, you ridiculous gay :P" @Kaelyrhn Wait why would you talking about your needs and wants disappoint the other person? @LeafTilde Broke atm but I wanna read it and become a patron as soon as I can :3 "@Kaelyrhn I often worry about disappointment too, but honestly you just gotta go for it. If they're disappointed and don't tell you, that's on them. Good sex is like 90% communication." @LeafTilde omg that is totally transition goals where can I read it??? @LeafTilde wait what kind of story that sounds hot af "@Kaelyrhn It takes practice and patience with yourself. Alternately, just embrace the pillow princess within :3" @Kaelyrhn also me "not even sure how guys are supposed to move and act during sex to be sexy, but that's probably due to the fact that I'm not one lol" sex was so much more stressful for me back when I had to act like a guy it's sooooo much more natural for me to just be femme as fuck while fucking @MOOMANiBE wow same @Kaelyrhn wow you made it even hornier thanks 💕 "@Kaelyrhn just so, so much in my friend's mouth to the point that she should probably just swallow as much as she can" @positronicgal careful or they might go off~ @dumbbitchlexi wtf fuck those people I'd love to hang out with you D:< I have a new nickname for my tits "@UmbralReaver yeah people are just posting selfies unprompted in response to my tweet, but I wrote it to describe one of the specific ways in which my sapphicness expresses itself It's not a demand to be a beautiful, it's an expression of joy over the fact that you already are" @Kaelyrhn @girlybuttercup @positronicgal Even chickens look like dinosaurs if you look closely. It's magical to watch imo literally me earlier tonight 👀 "@Kaelyrhn I read the story years ago and it's one of my favorites, and then I was overjoyed that that video was made, so yes I'm aware of both :3" @Kaelyrhn I like the believe that too. That's a beautiful way to think about it 💕 "I've often said if there's an afterlife and it consists of whatever we desire, I'd ask for the ability to just, sit and watch life evolve on earth. I'd start in the past and just watch it all play out. Then I'd go to other planets and do the same." "@positronicgal Nope, stegosaurus had been extinct for tens of millions of years by the time the first tyrannosaur walked the earth." "or how like untold trillions of lifeforms lived and died having no idea how many weird and wonderful forms of life would come after them? like sure most of them weren't capable of that kind of thought, but like even if they were?" "you ever stop to think about deep time and how like, 100% of stegosaurus skeletons that ever were and ever would be fossilized where already fossilized when tyrannosaurus rex was alive?" @RipleyStorm @Flea Ooh I was gonna say right ear @sillygaymiria Link's Awakening looks so much more gorgeous on the TV than it does in handheld mode @tinyterrorposs @ACrimsonSun I LOVE YOUR CROCONANA SHIRT :O AND YOUR PACI THIS WHOLE LOOK IS GOOD TBH "@cyberwitchlexi Transition rarely completely removes depression on its own, but I think it definitely changes the depth of the depression in a way? And this is coming from someone who could say the same thing about my own pre-transition photos and my current depression levels." Have to get up early tomorrow but my brain's too awake >.> "@TheFintauSystem One day, love 💕💕💕" @TheFintauSystem wish i could cuddle you right now :/ <3 @NewGenderWhoDis Positively *famished*~ @TheFintauSystem Saaaaaaaame Normalize platonic cuddling imo gay sex is pretty hecking neat 10/10 experience imo @WestCoastBeeper They're not legal in any game type except silver border. Tournaments don't really factor in either way. @QuinntoBean hhhhhh 😍 @DrewFlashy1 Yep! That's kinda what I was getting at @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT??? @KamenSpidrGhost @TheLastGherkin https://t.co/do2cWkVpCJ this isn't the first time I've been @'d in this exact article "@KamenSpidrGhost @TheLastGherkin I started collecting during Classics and I was 19, so my assumption was the joke was ""We literally just did this and you're going to buy it again"" which is 100% true lol" @TheLastGherkin @KamenSpidrGhost but that joke hardly works because there are adults who were kids then lol @AgenderPrincess @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Yay I'm number 12! :D @Calliethulhu wow my two favorite classes to play I can't choose either "@d_m_elms It's a term that encompasses trans women, so yes you are 💕" @DevourerRose I'll be a Nidoran who never evolves :3 @FrigidElfChild Right??? @norintha We don't have any but we really need some @AgenderPrincess She's truly a wonderful person "My dirty keyboard I don't have the spoons to clean is now affecting the X key, but in the very specific way of typing 3 X's when I want only one, which is kinda hilarious." @gailforcenyine @PrissyOrcGF i'm nothing if not a useless bottom :V "@VashtaGryph Why would you apologize for that? That's like most of my brand (at least the parts that aren't horny), lol <3" @PrissyOrcGF *stumbles in* CAME AS FAST ASI OCULD @AnIrishVoid wild that they would just ask to be blocked like that @Transhockeygirl BOTH TRUE FACTS 😍 @totallyhealthie GOSH 😍💦 "@TheFintauSystem oh, babe! D:" "We'll see if that second bit is enough from keeping transfemmes from literally arguing with me, but I have my doubts." "Can I just take a moment to talk about how fucking unbelievably beautiful I find transfemmes? If you think you don't apply, that's okay (I suppose...), but that's not what this tweet is about. *I* think transfemmes are gorgeous and GODDESS I'm so fucking gay." @Calliethulhu god you're so right maybe that's why i can't hate the game @TheFintauSystem Feminizing HRT can have the effect of a better sense of smell for a lot of people. That might be it? @flamequil The only people able to make a meme like this by definition wouldn't know shit about what the right half would contain. It's why these kind of memes are always a waste of time. "@PrissyOrcGF So I have Wendy's blocked, but my interest in extremely piqued, I'll admit 👀" @ZJemptv I used to be so terrified of growing old. After I figured out I was trans and thought about the fact that I'd get to be old WOMAN instead of a man? That's WAY better wtf @TheFintauSystem as is tradition @Darzoz I think this probably happens with the younger members of every generation. "@machtackle As long as the occasional new character sneaks their way in (and they are), I think we're in a good place." "@SweetBeans99 I was too sheltered. My mom wouldn't let me listen to any recent music, lol. But from what I've heard since then, it's a lot of good stuff!" "@dreamsofskies @ConnieNommy @baby_sea_cow They very briefly made one that was like 3 times bigger than adults could ride on but I think they only did one run of it and while I don't know the price, extrapolating off the price of my Lapras... north of $500 :x" @mamas_mushy_bun That song and Independent Together are just wonderful pick me ups "@LeafTilde I love that soundtrack so much. Whenever I think about what Cybertron feels like, ""Escape"" plays in my head." "@WilloIllo @AgenderPrincess The downside is that kids who legitimately CAN'T get good grades but also aren't eligible for any kind of assistance with that would basically get poorer, but cynically, that's how capitalism works anyway, so I dunno" "@AgenderPrincess There are people who legitimately think students should be paid for good grades, and insofar as I think capitalism should exist at all? I think I agree." "So, stressful day, but weirdly listening to Steven Universe music is kinda helping, as if I live in some goofy kids movie." @Transhockeygirl @Tricliniangry @TimonicWulfgar wow gay "@AgenderPrincess ""uhhhhhhh you're going to need to work in groups in the professional world!"" always hated that bullshit excuse. Motherfucker, PAY ME first and then we can talk about all the ways you want to pretend to be a business" @SweetBeans99 Yeah I figure the older millennials like gen xers but I've never been able to relate despite being on the older side lol "@Tricliniangry @TimonicWulfgar i mean so am i and i want one too :V top energy kinda feels like brat energy tho? side shaves are versatile, you might say :P" "@AndyPriceArt @SoftKittenJen I've been a fan of your work since before it was cool, lol. I was lucky enough to get a COLOR Pinkie Pie drawing at Denver Comic Con back when you were still offering those! No one else draws ponies as well as you do. Thank YOU 💕" @Tricliniangry it would look AMAZING on you You have such massive sapphic energy and it would extenuate that in the best way imo @arnellerose @moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry I'm in the position of mere days ago telling her that I'm fiercely loyal to my friends and would never ghost her because I care about her a lot. That was my mistake. I fucked up majorly for saying that. But that's where my stress is originating from atm. Just trying to deal. @moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry I'm sorry for misinterpreting your intent @moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry thank you 💕 "@moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry I haven't read the tweets you posted, if that helps. I'm going to, but I'd rather not have yet another mental breakdown in so few days? This affects me on a deep level whether or not it should and I've already had enough bad days to take a toll on everyone I live with." "@moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry please don't do this to me right now, autumn I love you and everyone in this thread a ton." @RipleyStorm 😍💕 @KamenSpidrGhost better than the last one at least "@moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry strongly on the side of ""there's a person i absolutely need to unfollow,"" though for the record this is just a lot to take in, is all" "@KamenSpidrGhost Guess I didn't know Cliffjumper wasn't a VW. Shows what I know, lol" "@moonsofvenus_ @Tricliniangry okay this is a lot for me today as it was already a stressful day gonna take all this in when i can and unfollow/block accordingly if anyone's doing the ""if you're still following her you're on my shitlist thing"" just give me a day or two please jesus christ" "@KamenSpidrGhost oh my fuck how hard is it to make an MP cliff they have a red bumblebee AND two different bee molds now wtf That toy looks okay, at least. Cliff was weirdly the ONE figure I never got from the Classics line back in the day" @KamenSpidrGhost They announced an MP Cliff? @Calliethulhu I love when my hair does random cute stuff like that but I also almost hate it because it can be hard to recreate on purpose lol transition goals "@laurelthrone My dad used to tell me I'd be stuck ""digging ditches"" if I didn't try harder. I had a good relationship with him for the most part and I miss him terribly, but him dying when I was 13 might've been a benefit in that specific arena in hindsight." "@laurelthrone It's not the same boxes, but in a broad scope mine would look similar. One or two from almost every box." "@laurelthrone I just could never focus on homework. I understand in some cases it's required, but a hypothetical school where the schoolwork stays in fucking school and then I get to go home and actually BE HOME would have been one I excelled at. I hate school so much." also the switcheroo where suddenly D isn't passing because you're 18 now is complete and utter bullshit i hate school so goddamn much it stole so much from me and gave me nothing in return homework is a disease @EntityofJustice Gorgeous! "school sucks, pass it on" "i'm so many of these i'm getting sensory overload just trying to pick one though anything where it talks about good grades never applied to me ""C"" (and D in pre-college) means passing, why would I sacrifice MORE of my free time to do anything beyond that?" "I really don't want to have to start using ""War for Cybertron/WfC"" instead of ""Siege"" when I'm talking about the new direction the line is taking because we had an entire video game series called that and I know Hasbro loves to reuse names but it's so needlessly confusing." "I'm glad we're getting a new Hoist! The one from like 5 or so years ago based on the IDW version? Terrible toy, imo. Also one of the ""best"" examples of the cheap, hollow figure the line was starting to make as standard at the time. A chonky Siege-like figure is what he needs." @TheFintauSystem Omg fun! I've never been. @dreamsofskies Apology accepted <3 "@writersdelite @kittypantss Yes, it's what I've sen Gen Z people call themselves." @norintha Oh lol wtf "@dreamsofskies Pretty sure Sal is only a masculine name, but regardless it's not my name so please never call me that." "@dreamsofskies It's funny you defaulted to Sal given that that's the name of the salamander I drew/invented as a kid that later led to me using ""salamander"" in my @, but my name is Kathryn. Usually I have that as my display name, but I put it up front in my bio to maybe help folks out?" "@RebeccaCuddles More is objectively better but I just prefer playing in the Magic ruleset. And Hasbro has the ability to give me that, so it's frustrating that they don't." "also another goofy fact that ""proves"" i'm the most 90's kid: the term millennial was invented the year i was born and i don't support this meme at all https://t.co/4wFcfvYWcz" "A lot of Zoomers are already making memes about how much Millennials suck, which is a natural part of the generational gap, but can we PLEASE not INTENTIONALLY give them ammunition? I relate to Zoomers more than I do to Gen X and I can't be the only Millennial who feels that way" "@RebeccaCuddles Much like with the Transformers TCG I really, really, REALLY wish they'd just make Magic sets for them. I can't even stand Hearthstone because of its weird ""mana"" system. Hasbro properties are easy! They own Wizards! They can just be Magic sets! Silver border, I don't care!" @RealVioletWitch It's going to sold on https://t.co/tRL0ZBqj0k on October 22nd and it sounds like it's going to be $50? "@Clockwork_ASM She's white in that the Mane Six could possibly be unified under one color and given that Nightmare Moon is BB, it feels like whoever greenlit these cards is looking at it as a good guy/bad guy thing." "@Noddiefox Everyone could use more Jund in their lives, honestly." @RebeccaCuddles I never got into that game because I didn't know anyone who wanted to play it D: I have some of the cards but they just sat unplayed in sleeves forever :/ "@WestCoastBeeper It's a silver border Magic set, which means they're cards that aren't legal in the vast majority of competitions except silver border (usually ""Un"" sets akak the joke sets) competitions, which are usually like, kitchen table-level stuff." @SoftKittenJen MLP has been running for MUCH longer so Sonic will probably be quicker catch up. "I bring all this up because the first of the Mane Six that come to mind when I try to make Black fit one of them? Rarity. She might be generous, but she has a greedy streak. She's theatrical like Rakdos, you know? Not a perfect fit, but still." "A ""balanced"" spread might be Rarity & Twilight: W/U Fluttershy & Applejack: W/G Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: W/R But again, kinda saying the quiet part loud with ""White are good guys, Black are eeeeeeevil!"" which they try to avoid." "And then Pinkie Pie is the hardest. There's an argument for R for sure, so maybe W/R? But then NONE of the heroes are B? Just saying the quiet part loud and admitting only bad guys play with swamps? Not really Magic's style." "Interesting that one third of the Mane Six are W/U. Whenever fans have tried to make them fit into the color pie, there's never been an even spread because there's five colors, but also most of the characters are probably W/U. Fluttershy and Applejack are probably W/G maybe?" "@heck_engine @SoftKittenJen Yeah I mean you can't defeat Nightmare Moon without all six pones! This is finally a ""joke"" Magic set I'd actually enjoy playing tbh" @SoftKittenJen You really should read the comics if you haven't already! Anything with @AndyPriceArt's art is a great place to start. He packs soooooo many references and details into every page. Really wanted to post another picture from the link but they won't let you save images from the photo gallery so fuck IGN. IT'S CALLED MY LITTLE PONY THE GALLOPING I'M CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE "@SoftKittenJen In the comics she got turned into the new Nightmare Moon temporarily. But yeah I haven't regularly watched the show since like season 5 or 6 so I don't know for sure. Fluttershy won the fan vote for Best Pony, too. Rarity is a weird choice." "Still kicking myself that I never got that Grimlock card. Haven't checked the secondary market price for it but I'm assuming it's scary. Transformer, dinosaur, AND a Magic card? It's like they made it for me lol" Doesn't have best pony (Pinkie Pie) and is absolutely going to be exorbitantly expensive but I need this sat o_o @EmilyAtTanagra (I still like Iron Man 3 better but Ragnarok is anything but unmemorable lol) "Accidental misgendering can still hurt. Cis allies need to try their best to retroactively apply our gender to past experiences. Sometimes our old perceived gender is relevant, but in that case phrases like ""Back when people thought you were [gender]"" is fine." @GoodManFlannery Sweatshirt or something? D: @FlaredFeline hey guess what I'm a horny bottom @RipleyStorm Goddess I love you @GoodManFlannery *hugs* :/ @RipleyStorm OMG THAT'S WONDERFUL CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @Genderbird wow gay @00dani_me OMG THEY'RE TWO TRANS LESBIANS YOU'RE RIGHT 😭💕 "@Maru_Mara76 @profharbinger I really don't want to, sorry" @Maru_Mara76 @profharbinger oh yeah i've never seen that movie lol @Maru_Mara76 Possibly "@Maru_Mara76 It's still a placeholder for ""love"" but they have their own weird couple's meme I guess." "@Maru_Mara76 It's a mostly-joking, meme-y way to say ""I'm gay for you and we're both girls""" "@Esper_Lily @norintha Play Marin's song after learning it from her in the village! That's what the walrus likes, remember?" when you're starving for cock and you finally find some #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/rv1o2VuuQj """I'm... I'm in lesbians with you"" #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/8WivDS88RU" "Honestly after making sure Undertale was included, I just kept thinking of a bunch of games I love more or less equally as much? Super Metroid, Mario 64, Wind Waker, Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door... I just kinda picked one lol" And that makes ten! https://t.co/IgHVaBL7oE "And I know no one asked for this, but fuck it, let's do some more. https://t.co/oxq9rDTKoF" "@lumpen_rose Nope! Heard it's good, tho" "Four is impossible to pick, but this is what I'm coming up with atm All four of these are indisputably in my top ten, at least https://t.co/rTtfJjefO6" "@Iambecometrans For me it was being on Tumblr regularly and hearing over and over again ""You don't need dysphoria to be trans."" Turns out I did in fact have dysphoria, but because I was convinced I didn't, that advice is exactly what I needed to hear. A decade of denial came to an end." @squidlarkin We did that for the first time recently and it was really beneficial. @LuigiThirty @ZJemptv YUP SAME This frame from the new Thew video made me laugh out loud and feels like just the perfect summation of the more ridiculous parts of being a Transformers collector in 2019 https://t.co/dDjH4zAaku "@d_m_elms sure, but I might be slow at replying <3" @d_m_elms the big ones make me feel smol >.< @VashtaGryph Honestly I could probably hand pick a pretty balanced team from that group too. Uhhhhhhh >_> https://t.co/hV7aDafdB3 "@BarbiturateCat If you get 40/50 of them, you get the game's only sword upgrade which is pretty cool imo" "@norintha That was SUCH a good idea that I instantly ran into the bedroom and checked, but no, it's only food in that pack :/" """They're just getting by"" same" Any ideas for a good in-scale rubber duck for Masterpiece Beast Wars Megatron? He feels incomplete without his rubber duck imo "@ZJemptv also literally every age column is there solely to fearmonger every single one is basically ""AND THEY LET *CHILDREN* DO THIS""" @ZJemptv I've yet to meet a trans woman who hasn't said they ended up prettier than they ever thought possible. It's goddamn magical. "@ZJemptv What the actual fuck is ""increased liklihood of persistence"" under the risks of social transition? I think they said the quiet part loud there?" @lumpen_rose @deathpigeon it's 60 :/ @Calliethulhu wow gosh it's fun to BE bit tho >////> @norintha Then I wanna beat Hollow Knight with you! <3 <3 <3 @norintha Yeah I'll probably be done with it by the time we come get you :3 "@norintha Level 2 sword is at 40 this time. Not sure what you get for 50 just yet, but I'm enjoying following a video walkthrough to get them all :3" @norintha Literally just having more buttons is enough. Half the reason I couldn't stand those GB Zelda games is switching the items every 3 seconds. The sword and shield are now on dedicated buttons. "*so much FUN don't tweet while high, kids can't even blame the phone on that one, i'm at my pc atm" "@norintha Yes, and they reworked what the rewards are, so I hear. The new total is 50 seashells, and the total number of hearts is up from 14 to 20." "@XylariaVG If BotW connected with me like it had with most players, I would've been that bitch who got all 700. I love that shit." "@Calliethulhu Back when I used to say things like ""I want to try as many weird animals as possible"" I'd say I was interested in trying steak tartar. I'm mostly vegetarian now (or at least trying to be), lol" "I'd be very into the idea of Switch remakes of Ages & Seasons. Just like with LA, I was never able to finish either of those but the new aesthetic and quality of life changes just keeps me going, I dunno." "I'm nearing 100% completion of Link's Awakening and while I love that they added more seashells, honestly I'm finding it so much find to collect them I kinda wish there was even more." "@wanderlustmage Yeah that's the entire challenge on this one. The randomness of the fucking stairs. I understand that they weren't trying to make a fully-fleshed out game like Mario Maker, but just a few more options would've been nice so I'd actually enjoy playing it?" "@VerafiedBabe In the Switch version at least, Shy Guys are an enemy and they're absolutely originally from Subcon." @TheNDqueerelf G*merg*te was formative for me as well. It's what caused me to finally call myself a feminist. "Thanks for nothing, Dampé #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/s2EgFOfLym" @Rory__Walker Gotcha. Yeah The only Shane Black movie I've seen is IM3 and I've been meaning to fix that. "@TimonicWulfgar @liddytronic If this isn't laying the groundwork for a Zelda Maker in the future I'd really prefer if they hadn't bothered. It just seems tedious, and that's WITH important stuff to collect for a 100%" "@DozingDreamers Okay that seems to be working, thank you." "@Rory__Walker Real Mandarin has been cast, tho? He's gonna be in Shang-Chi. Also Kiss Kiss Bang Bang came out years before IM3 didn't it?" @liddytronic Link's Awakening for Switch I don't even know what to Google for. This is asinine. And yes I tried having just one stairs per closed off area. When I place the fourth one is rearranges which ones connect even if it WAS in a solvable position into a dead end scenario. What the actual fuck??? I want to 100% this game and Dampe has both a secret shell and a heart piece. How the fuck do I tell the stairs where to connect? It clearly needs 4 but it's defaulting to an impossible to use arrangement https://t.co/cC85awJ05S @bunnarchist https://t.co/6xHB7Nkkvn @gwen_no_fear Whose side is the documentary taking tho @RebeccaCuddles ur a cute model tbh @mamas_mushy_bun I lost the link but I think @RebeccaCuddles has it @RebeccaCuddles Yep I ordered it immediately after I saw you wear it :P got a new extremely accurate t-shirt in the mail >w> ready for a short day off errands! :D 💕✨ https://t.co/q6ACBq9cn7 @EllieODaire T-Wrecks is a repaint of Megatron! He's also a good guy rather than a bad guy :3 "@EllieODaire You're probably talking about T-Wrecks? He's red, though. And yeah the old mold from like 25 years ago was simpler and didn't have a left hand. The one I got is a pricey adult collectible that came out this year :3 https://t.co/suHOaO9dBN https://t.co/5V8RCJaBnl" "As much as I think the t-rex tail really adds to his silhouette, he's a little more expressive (and more screen-accurate) without it. I do wish there was a place to store his tail when he's not using it, though. Seems like it could almost fit on his back? https://t.co/omxZhbXvYL" "Best Megatron ever is also probably the least frustrating Masterpiece Megatron to transform (though I've never transformed my MP-36 so who really knows lol), but I'm still gonna take a break before I tackle The Panels again. https://t.co/4jBHg8eVDB" @Kaelyrhn @VashtaGryph It's my second favorite behind Guardians 2 :3 "A list of the ten best superhero movies ever would comfortably fit Iron Man 3, at least on my list." "Terrible, one of the best superhero movies ever made, unmemorable, terrible. Where's the challenge again? (Man of Steel deserves to exist the least, however)" @pixeljadeart Kneaded erasers are the best thing ever and I'm not entirely convinced they weren't created specifically to goof off during class @MaiaFranklyn I made the exact same sound effect when I opened the package from Amazon that contained this game My brand #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/lc5bBk9xBN "Game of the year, all years #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9J8mtdCmQe" The entire game is a dream so of course Wart is here! #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PxyVWdqVBp @trgrrl I bet he relished every opportunity to say that "@BoringNerdyKate I can probably go for a good 10 minutes before my jaw hurts The spirit is willing, but the muscles need breaks" @Gralgomar Wanting to be a trans woman is all it takes. The label is yours 💕 @squidlarkin Getting to a more stable environment will help. We should still be on track to have you move here if you need to 💕 @OneLameShark oh heck I lost one of the legs of the green one and at that price it'll hurt way less to re-buy the two pack... @RipleyNight oh gosh yes plz :3 @GoodManFlannery wait they're into the balls too? D: @LambChopInPamps @nyaakat gdfhakhkhlkgfdgff >/////< @GoodManFlannery Get yourself an orchi asap @elysianechoes my brand! :D @BoringNerdyKate *furiously taking notes* gosh that's a lotta buns >////> https://t.co/L7jTXqjagl @RipleyStorm Only half as amazing as the wonderful purple tiger I did it with~ 😘💕 .@bunnarchist sent a link to me for this adorable satanic bun fren and they were having a buy one get one free sale >w> (weirdly perfect blanket on the bed for this gosh) https://t.co/teyL6deChI @aliceinfamous https://t.co/W6T56Dlb0C @SoftKittenJen https://t.co/ClSxTFVOXD Bangs accidently looking incredibly cute today wtf 💕✨ https://t.co/ydynt81mHi @lumpen_rose https://t.co/lCBPDQP1NK "If Mistress, who is my Mommy, is a queen, then that makes me a princess just sayin 👸" Also got a new purse in this shipment :3 https://t.co/8TYiNTPVHg Yessssssss https://t.co/XCy8ItdUsP @Tricliniangry @RoyalPepperElle Hamil is mostly retired from the role. It's really rough on the vocal chords. "@TwippingVanilla Like, restart it or reformat it? I'm not going to do the latter and I do the former regularly (my phone reminds me)" "@Hbomberguy Nice touch bolting out of the room the second ""explaining the plot of Kingdom Hearts"" was mentioned :V" "@Goolexios @OzmaRacc An extension like that runs the same risk of a blocklist (that being you're putting the decision of who's a transphobe and who isn't in the hands of someone else which is a huge risk). If folks are cool with something like that, I'd say just use a blocklist as that's way easier." @gemma_nomi *cocks gun* phone's haunted "@MaiaFranklyn I'll try that, thank you" "I have a reminder app that has a notification literally stuck on my phone. Uninstalling & reinstalling did nothing (it remembered my old reminders), deleting every reminder & starting from scratch didn't help, turning off and on notifications for it only works temporarily. Help?" @norintha @LeafTilde goddess please x.x obviously i don't yet have any frame of reference for how that feels but uhhhhh i've heard bad things lol "@LeafTilde even though I won't be able to use any until like March, I *better* be getting lots of dildos for Christmas dammit D:<" "@PrissyOrcGF omg i'm 5'11"" do I count? >w>" """You can't even make jokes anymore! I know, I'll make a low rent remake of a Martin Scorsese movie no one remembers but make it star the Joker, that'll show people!"" - Todd Phillips, a good(?) filmmaker https://t.co/FZk7bQmPQz" like imagine if incel joker had to exist in the same universe as wonder woman thank goddess that's not how this is gonna go down Me several months ago: Wow it's awesome that DC is just doing a bunch of one-off movies not connected by a huge universe since trying it the other way worked horribly Me now: Wow it's awesome that this piece of right wing trash won't infect the wider DC movie universe. "Also like, wow way to just completely decimate the last remaining shreds of my interest in this movie. They've tried SO HARD to court right wing audiences. I got the message, loud and clear. That audience is not as big as you think it is, boys." is there any sound in the world more annoying than the sound of powerful cishet men complaining that they didn't get everything they ever wanted? i submit to you there is not "@Speed_Freak01 yep, that's an optimus can't believe we're finally getting one after all these... months" "But yeah kind of a relief that even the people in charge are scratching their heads at the ambiguous wording of the instructions I was given. I mean, in this instance it's a relief. Still kinda frustrating, but I'm on the right track, at least." "Also, good news from the trans coordinator at Kaiser. She has no idea what 5-8 ""clearings"" of hair means, but when I described how many hours of electrolysis I've already had, she said I'm farther along with hair removal than most patients who get this procedure are!" Can hardly believe this is real! In two months I'll have a pussy are you kidding??? Seriously??? 9 weeks until vagina installation Basically two months (Oct 1st - Dec 3rd) It's so close wtf o_o @emuchaton 💕 @MOOMANiBE Oh my god I love this shit. @quatoria magic tiddy juice is extremely magical in my experience @FrigidElfChild VERY TRUE GOSH 💕💕💕 "Like I honestly don't give a shit if Hasbro wants some figures that only show up on their online store, just TELL US THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING BEFORE THE PREORDER WINDOW ENDS MAYBE?" "This is BEYOND shitty. Literally last night, the last possible night to preorder the first few Seacons on Hasbro Pulse, I thought ""Well I could, but I'll just do it through BBTS like every other Pulse figure"" Now today it's revealed it's a Pulse exclusive https://t.co/5oWe2f3rKL" @FrigidElfChild my dad refused chemo because he didn't trust doctors and he died 6 months after they found the cancer fuck those people "@Genderbird That sounds horrible, I hope the anti panic meds help :/" @FrigidElfChild okay but like you're kinda not wrong @Calliethulhu Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎂🎃🎁 Can't really overstate how adorable this game is #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/sJnMs2TKz5 "Not for 'anything."" I'm not trying to be flippant. I'm sorry." "Thread deleted. I'm really sorry. I tried to keep it ambiguous, but y'all are right, we all have the right to exclude anyone for anything. I don't want to argue. I'm sorry." @Genderbird That would be extremely upsetting to me if you did. I really shouldn't have made this thread. "@Mokiawa I didn't take it as an anti-cishet men tweet. I sort of took it there because I thought that was relevant, but I'm sorry if that bothered you. Truly. Was only trying to commiserate." "@TheSecretCallie Deleted all my tweets with anyone other than you and me @'d, sorry. I have a private I should be using for this anyway." "@TheSecretCallie I've seen the pain male-attracted transfemmes go through. They already have it rough and yes, a LOT of freshly hatched sapphic transfemmes will jokingly (or seriously...) chastise them for liking men and that SUCKS. I want it to stop. But also, I don't want to be demonized?" "@TheSecretCallie Like we're still trans, queer and sapphic. There's a lot of forces at work keeping us down, so maybe a little pride in being queer, even if it's queer in a particular way, isn't so bad? Or isn't worth crucifying someone over at the VERY least?" "@TheSecretCallie Like, yes, sure, maybe it's just a thing among us white trans women. I'm all for checking our privilege, but can the pendulum not swing the other way and demonize us?" "@TheSecretCallie This bothers me too and I'm conflicted about it as well. Like the recent example of what Zinnia said. JUST taking her initial jokey memey tweet, there really wasn't much wrong with it?" @00dani_me wow gay same tho @00dani_me was waiting for someone to make that joke :P @Mokiawa And cis men wonder why we're afraid of them. How is that anything but creepy stalker behavior. "Twice a week for what will end up being two and a half months straight (with a few visits before that sprinkled in when I had the money) might not be enough. We'll see, I guess." "I did this as fast as I could. I should have been getting hair removal before I had a surgery date. Should have been doing this since last year. Didn't really start in earnest until after I got the date, and only then like a month after that when there was money for it." "On top of all this, it seems like electro has a very high success rate. Like if the needle was in the follicle zapping, by all accounts it seems like that hair is done. SOMETIMES it comes back, but FIVE CLEARINGS? Isn't that excessive?" "And it said 5-8 clearings! Like I'm 13 hours in and we still haven't done ONE clearing! Well over $1,000 at this point, which yeah my insurance place with REIMBURSE but I still need the money up front." "And if that's the case, that should be clearly detailed by the surgeon and anyone speaking for them. But more realistically, 5 clearings (assuming ""clearing"" means ""every hair is zapped"") would take more like a year of regular visits, and that's not what anyone does?" "5 clearings can't be right tho? Like it takes at LEAST 10 hours to cover every critical area, then with pubic hair the growth cycles are only a couple weeks, so the best schedule for price/time would be like one session (probably only an hour) every other week for like 6 months?" @NikatinePrime Because cis people feel entitled to our bodies. @FrigidElfChild nice nice "Well, only thing to do is keep at it and just be honest at the pre-surgery consultation thing in a few weeks. Worst case they have to reschedule me, which will break my goddamn heart but that doesn't mean going to the back of the line, at least." "Apparently the taint hair is lowest priority too which is something of a relief. Though re-reading what's required has got me a bit worried. They want like 5 CLEARINGS with electro, which has to do with number of hours and more with number of weeks..." "WHOOPS thought I needed to remove like 2 inches of hair above the girldick for surgery but I got that mixed up with the 2.5 inch wide strip of hair they should remove from my taint. Luckily we barely got past like, an inch, but glad I re-checked that diagram >.>" @sasugakirin But it's noteworthy that we both thought of the exact same scene! It definitely evokes that moment. @sasugakirin I checked! It's not there. "@PrissyOrcGF Juice doesn't count either! Doesn't matter how much you watered it down! If you're talking about hydrating, sugar isn't much better than salt." i'm not even hot and the boob sweat is almost too much wtf "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] I could have SWORN Haruko makes LITERALLY THAT EXACT SAME FACE but scrubbing through FLCL left me with nothing. I'm not the only one who sees it, right??? https://t.co/kYXOEvoS8B" @VashtaGryph I didn't find it disappointing at all! But I have heard others did. @LambChopInPamps that's me im baby :D "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] Speaking of music!!! Disobedient sounds so much like a Pillows song to me. I know that sounds random, but once I noticed that I started noticing a bunch of (absolutely coincidental) parallels to FLCL which made me love the movie even more lol" @josiebroccoli @Skatunenetwork I haven't heard of them but if they had a hand in the movie's music I'm already a huge fan tbh @wanderlustmage SAME I hear the series is gonna keep going so maybe one day we'll have a movie in theaters! "My biggest regret for this tweet was that I didn't add ""I am NOT edgy wtf""" "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] And the music!!! I'm someone who LIKES the music in SU, and I have a few favorites, but the music in the movie even more so than the show just struck a chord (lol) with me. I love every song. That never happens." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] It's not just another episode of Steven Universe. There's an arc. Granted the primary character arc is Spinel's, and everyone else gets literally reset to experience their arcs again, but it follows all the rules for a solid film." "@norintha I love you so goddamn much, Jen 💕" @nyaakat GOSH as soon as I get paid I might need to buy these 👀 "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] I think anyone who hasn't watched the show would think the movie moves way too fast, BUT even still it follows all the rules of a good movie (and good musical) and that's so fucking awesome." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] It also occurred to me today that whether or not they had the idea for Spinel early on in the series or not (I don't mind either way, personally), narratively we could only meet her AFTER we found out what happened to Pink Diamond." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] Thinking about all the little ways the script was so tightly constructed. Everything is chekov's gun'd. Steven's healing ability, each Gem's story, even Spinel hearing the message to the universe. Sooooo tight. So good." @norintha Oooooh. Cool! Think I'll start that after I'm healed up from GRS since that's taking all my spoons lately but I'm absolutely gonna look into that. "My mom fucked me up in all these tiny ways that I can't point to because individually they aren't much, but they add up. Slow death by a thousand cuts. Couldn't move out until I was 25." "Her response was, ""You know they turn the penis inside out?"" Her tone suggested I should be at least a little grossed out, since she clearly was. I dunno if she could tell I wanted it for myself (and had for YEARS), but I took it to mean I should drop it." "I've told this story before, but fuck it, The first time I tried telling me mom about transness in my early 20's still living with her I tested the waters by mentioning the true story that my trans friend was finally getting a vaginoplasty and how that procedure fascinated me." @norintha Is there a particular brand I should look for? "@ComradCapacitor Every time I shave I do a whole face skin routine that Mistress helped me pick out. Part of that diligence is just part of growing up, but when I was a teenager I was stuck being a boy! If I could've been a girl, even if I was lazy most days I would've have tried harder." "What makes it hard though is I can't actually blame her. Not to her face, anyway. So I'm just stuck with a bunch of lifelong trauma with no easy abuser to name." "It's hard growing up under a mom who I just instinctually Knew would not have been okay with my transness. As a 29-year-old living on my own coming out to her, she sorta HAD to accept it on some level. But as a kid? I knew better." "@norintha Never heard of it, but I can infer from the name what it is. Does it work?" "Not that I ever even asked to, but I know had my mom let me transition as a teenager I would've taken so much better care of my face. The acne scars sometimes get to me :/" "@EmilyAtTanagra I can't wait until I'm in like my 50's or whenever the invisibility hits for women. Like after a certain age as a woman, people just start completely ignoring you. My mom talks about it a lot." "@EmilyAtTanagra Though the other end of this is why someone feels the need to gender me before they hear me talk, I often get ma'am'd which at least is something." "@EmilyAtTanagra Yeah I've found my voice more than anything clocks me. Thankfully I don't sound like a super masc man, but I don't sound like a cis woman either, and apparently the way people gender each other is by looking for ANY indication of masculinity, so I get sir'd a lot :/" "@SnowcatAffy Don't be fooled by Smash Bros! I'm terrible at that game and actually don't much care for it, BUT I'm a huge Banjo-Kazooie fan who's wanted them in the Smash series for damn near 20 years, so I had to get them lol" I finally caved. Honk. #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4ig2mydYIr @PrissyOrcGF All I know is I'm a Gemini *shrugs* @Mokiawa Fun Hook fact! It was originally planned as a musical which makes the sets make SO MUCH MORE SENSE. Imagine a bunch of pirates singing on that astoundingly beautiful sound stage with the full-scale pirate ship. "@Mokiawa Hook is a movie that if I saw as an adult I absolutely would be too weirded out by the odd choices made, but I saw it in theaters when I was 4 and wore out the VHS tape I watched it so much after that. It's like, condensed childhood to me." @MadEzra @PrissyOrcGF I can do a killer Scruffy impression. Weird side benefit of having a testosterone puberty lol "@Casssdreams (me saying ""Jesus"" was at the person you're talking about, not you)" @Casssdreams I think your wording was understandable. Regardless they're not adults. That much is clear. "Realized that I only took my meds 3 times last week 😬 Gonna put my HRT reminder for earlier I guess? It's not just HRT, it's eye medication that I need. If I were to stop taking it entirely, EVENTUALLY my uveitis would take my vision away." "@Casssdreams 16 is absolutely a child. The term ""teenager"" was invented in the 50's when teens started having a lot more freedom and their own social lives, but they're still very much children. ESPECIALLY for the purposes of this discussion. Jesus." "I must use this adderall for chores, NOT for Twitter and WoW (even though hoo boy it's good for those too >.>)" "@PrissyOrcGF Anyone not following you is missing out, frankly" For some reason I find doing housework way easier when I have the house to myself? Is this weird? "@JuniperTheSloth Yep! And I only do it with the shittiest, most obviously TERF-y accounts out there." @quatoria But otherwise your advice is really good. "@quatoria BlockLIST. The distinction is really, really important. I don't want people thinking I'm recommending something that's the same as a blocklist. Blockchain: YOU pick who you block Blocklist: Someone else picks who you block" "@W_Livi_ I dunno, I did it before the big Twitter overhaul a couple months ago. I know it's probably easier to do on desktop, but that's all I got." @DarlingVexa @_Chicanery @Calliethulhu You're a smaller account so you might be fine. @TransTwill I've experienced some weirdness too but I've heard from others trying a different browser might help? Also apparently it works on phones now too so that's a third option. "This is different than a blocklist! This is a tool that lets you block all the followers on accounts YOU choose. Blocklists invariably have false positives but at least with blockchain you know that you're the sole arbiter of who's shit or not. I refuse to use blocklists, myself" "@_Chicanery @DarlingVexa @Calliethulhu Yep, I avoid block lists because it's putting the question of who's blockable in the hands of someone I don't know. Blockchain means I'm the one making that call." @Mokiawa @MagsVisaggs I was gonna say that but I wasn't sure if anyone would get the reference lol Extremely good info I was not aware of: https://t.co/MMp7CzmWjK "@MaiaFranklyn Still tho, blocking a handful of accounts with only 5k accounts covers a LOT of transphobes. Do it enough and you might even nab all the active followers of a 10k account. It might not be perfect, but it still results in no transphobes in your mentions if you do it enough." "The actual number of transphobes whose entire online presence consists of harassing trans people (read: TERFs) is actually not that high. Block a handful of big account's followers, set Twitter to mute recently created (read: sock puppet accounts), and you're good. It's freeing." "You lose nothing by blocking the followers of big accounts who do nothing but tweet transphobic garbage. Obviously don't block who the transphobe is following because that could be anyone, but if the account is JUST transphobia 24/7, their followers are not your friends." "I also set my Twitter settings to mute recently created accounts and to only allow DMs from people I'm following. Those run the risk of keeping some fellow trans people from talking to me, but for me it's a necessary sacrifice. Might be for you too." I haven't have transphobes in my notifications for over a year. All it took was blockchaining the followers of overtly TERF accounts every time I see them. I worry that not enough trans people know about this. It makes Twitter usable for us. "Hey trans people who have problems with transphobes in your notifications and who have access to a PC: Google ""Twitter blockchain [Firefox/Chrome]"" and install that add-on. It allows you to block ALL the followers of big transphobic accounts with one click. RT to save a life." "@JayHulmePoet I use the Twitter blockchain add on (which exists both for Firefox and Chrome on PC) to block the followers of big transphobic accounts and I haven't had a transphobe comment on my tweets in over a year. I dunno if that's useable in your situation, but I couldn't not mention it." "And like, I know my face doesn't look like a cis woman's, I know my shoulders are wide and I'm 5'11"", but I was blessed with big tits (for a trans girl), a soft jawline, no adam's apple, curves, light body hair... I'm so fucking femme but it's not enough for you assholes, huh?" Like I've become a different person that I like a bit less because of transphobia. Y'all did this to me. Did your mother ever teach you any manners? "Here's a silly question: I often say ""transfemmes"" instead of ""transfemme people"" because as a transfemme I feel like I'm allowed to use that kind of slang (kinda like saying ""hey, fellow queers!""), but I usually default to ""transmasc people."" Would ""transmascs"" be cool?" @JuniperTheSloth @Calliethulhu @Tricliniangry https://t.co/vUzbQqsFqO @Genderbird Isn't London like famously hard to piss in or am I mixing it up with some other city I've heard about? "As a sapphic binary trans woman it would be really easy for me to hide in a girl-shaped hole with a no boys allowed sign for the rest of my life, but that's not who I want to be. I want to hear from as many trans (and queer in general) perspectives as possible." Twice now in the past few hours I've encountered cool transmasc people that were already following me which is really neat because I often worry I'm not exposed to enough viewpoints from trans people who aren't transfemmes so I definitely did the followback thing! @SixoTF ... People are complaining about partsforming while Siege is the official toyline on shelves right now? @PrissyOrcGF Estrogen shots feel so good! I'm like uhhhhh 10 or so in and they still feel amazing imo! @SpoilersSpoils You're a goddamn hero @VerafiedBabe Okay Utroms riding dinosaurs is REALLY FUCKING COOL I might wanna read this. I'm assuming IDW? @VerafiedBabe Did Mikey name them Progress so far on having a max level in each class that I've been working on since... uhhhh 2010? (There's a priest and another mage in the low 90's past the bottom of the character select) https://t.co/XbDQpWqqxc "There are a bunch of designers working at Blizzard who spend countless hours making this stuff and unless I'm a uniquely clueless player, a ton of players probably never even see their work. I'm trying my best to pause when I notice stuff like this and take it in." I'm pretty sure in my shameful number of hours playing Battle for Azeroth I only used the flight path to get to the Dazar'alor docks so this intricately detailed back of the pyramid I completely missed. This is the extra bonus of unlocking flying in WoW each expansion. https://t.co/1zo1VTrqaP ding~ https://t.co/8h7XJTfFJs @theNDhighelf i didn't know it was multiple parts i just thought it looked neat and i'm high @theNDhighelf Coooool! "@arthur_affect @SJRoadW @ZJemptv ""It was his darling"" CALLED IT. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS DAN'S IDEA." @theNDhighelf oh heck that thing looks fun what is it? @norintha He misses you too 💕 @norintha he might be literally sleeping on the job "@norintha I dunno where he is, but I'm betting upstairs where roommates are sleeping" "it was hornet-shaped! like you know those flying bugs where their abdomen is attached to like, a stick? i still got the willies D:" @norintha lol wtf IT'S 52°F/11°C LIKE I KNOW THAT'S NOT FREEZING BUT COME THE FUCK ON "So on summer nights because of our shitty windows I have to keep the kitchen light on so flying bugs don't zoom straight for my monitor screens thinking it's the moon and I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FINALLY COLD ENOUGH OUTSIDE TO STOP THAT, BUT NOPE, GROSS BUG JUST SAID HI" cleared out most of my tabs in chrome for the first time in way too many months and aaaaaahhh this is nice @ZJemptv Like I can promise you that was 100% Dan's idea. "@ZJemptv Because Dan Aykroyd, the actor, is a very strange man." @CeresClouds @queerfull wow same @Calliethulhu @Tricliniangry fgdghhgf >/////< @OneLameShark @JenApparently oh no i need it @ikksplicit IS THAT A GIANT SLOTH??? :D ALSO UR CUTE @Chopin_42 yay tits out! that's my preferred style as well lol @JenApparently okay but i kinda want this what's it called "@mxanthropology My main is an Enhancement Shaman, thank you very much :P" @positronicgal bab on the loose! :O @positronicgal gosh you need a mommy to give you the business :P Voyager episodes where Tuvok acts weird are really fun ones @TheFintauSystem ur cute and i love u 💕 @TheFintauSystem *flort* @eilidhmax @Tricliniangry right??? @Tricliniangry this thread is such a mood goddamn D: "@positronicgal True! And I love Goat Simulator! But the jokey ""Simulator"" sub genre was a plague upon the Steam store a few years ago lol" There's a lot of reasons I love Tabitha T-rex but one of them is how she's perfectly shaped for cuddling while staying put while I'm at the computer :3 https://t.co/smiTP292XK There's an alternate universe where Untitled Goose Game was called Goose Simulator and I'm just really glad that's not the universe we ended up in "So I'm pretty sure my tooth problem from earlier is just a bit of plaque buildup, which might be embarrassing but it's far less worrying than I initially thought. Still gonna make an appointment at the dentist tho!" @JosieKendamu I've never watched Naruto and even I'm curious @FrigidElfChild @positronicgal the people have spoken @FrigidElfChild heck i want that gaaaaame D: "@FrillyHyena @LucyDoyle_1997 New England? I've never been, but that';s my accent. I'm not an accept expert, but I think we're talking about different stuff. I'm from California and Colorado. Steven Universe's cast sounds like me? I dunno" @FrillyHyena @LucyDoyle_1997 (Except Garnet I guess lol) @FrillyHyena @LucyDoyle_1997 Like right now I'm listening to the Steven Universe movie soundtrack. That's a great example: Literally everyone on that show. That accent. "@FrillyHyena @LucyDoyle_1997 There are different ones, but the majority of the country just speaks... American? Like if we're talking land mass? I used to call it ""no accept"" half-jokingly but I know too many non-Americans to say that anymore. Like, not Southern, not Eastern... just American, you know?" @Mokiawa i wanna catch em all lol @TwippingVanilla time traveling wizard @TwippingVanilla he replicated the smaller replicator :V @Mokiawa probably my weirdest kink? well my weirdest kink I'll post to main anyway :V @KittenFemme hmmmmm that's pretty tempting TRANSITION GOALS WOW @KittenFemme wait... can you send followers on missions from your phone??? "@LucyDoyle_1997 ""whenever you desire""" "@LucyDoyle_1997 no one wants an American accent not even us Americans, help" @SoftKittenJen I could think of at least one more thing but it might be... padding the list a bit :P "like the tweet would be creepy enough if he didn't immediately swerve into ""some people think I HATE women, but they're wrong!"" which is a thing only men who have normal opinions about women say apropos of nothing" @SoftKittenJen PLZ @lisaquestions @M_Nerdskull I know you're not joking because I'm not either when I say I agree """YOUR VANITY HAS LED TO YOU LIVING IN THIS EMPTY HELL, MOTHER"" - a completely normal, intelligent person with good ideas" ...did stefan m*lyneux just brag about being literally norman bates https://t.co/KQ3V16CXlM @tinybird420 same and people tell me I'm 32 we're a family who loves BIG STUFFIES https://t.co/sAcFkO0sE2 @VashtaGryph Scary sometimes but we're still adjusting @Q3w3e3 I would tag all the raccoon furries I know but there are too many I mean my DVa gun jammed up from normal use so good to know I never need to buy another Nerf gun again lol @VashtaGryph we thought we shared memories until we didn't >.< @Samaliel yep lol @SoftKittenJen yyes plz >////< @SoftKittenJen FHHHSDHFRGGXHH!!!!! "one of my alt accounts has #pluralgang in the bio and I don't even remember putting it there, probably because I didn't lol" @SoftKittenJen im good at pretendin im big!!!!!! "@JosieKendamu I'm that way with like 99% of games except Hollow Knight and Dark Souls III Some hard games just click with me, I dunno" @SoftKittenJen immmm big girl!!!!! @positronicgal 👶🔪 @positronicgal Yup! May 22! @positronicgal hey same lol "@positronicgal you're a babblin bab, not like you have much of a choice, little one :3" @positronicgal it means you're cute and that someone's gonna grab you at some point and put a fresh diaper on that butt :P "@positronicgal that's right, you're just a little girl who needs a changing 💕" "@positronicgal you're a terrible liar, little one :P" @positronicgal 🤔🤔🤔 @AliKat309 @RipleyStorm RIGHT??? @positronicgal hmmmm why do you sound so guilty I wonder? 🤔 @RipleyStorm AAAAAA SO PRETTY I'M DEAD 😍💕 @positronicgal are you asking for a diaper check? "@positronicgal hmmmm the results look right to me so far! you should just accept you're a baby, little one" "@positronicgal because you're a fussy baby who needs a change, silly!" "@positronicgal as a fellow baby bun, I know 'em when I see 'em :3" @sa8oteur I had to save up for it lol @positronicgal @ServantoftheFae yup sounds like that's what the little bun needs! @TheFintauSystem *holds tight* 💕 @positronicgal @ServantoftheFae gosh maybe a change first? >:3 @sa8oteur https://t.co/HnGZL4wytV @positronicgal @ServantoftheFae awwww looks like someone needs a nap! @positronicgal 19 months??? gosh you really are a baby! @VashtaGryph gosh >/////> "@positronicgal just because you're a lil bit older than me doesn't make you an adult, silly! I'm like 2!!!" @SoftKittenJen a shorter list would be kinks I don't have lol "@positronicgal takes one to know one and as we all know, im baby" @VashtaGryph gosh you think??? :3 I have a lil soot sprite asleep on my chest :3 https://t.co/HnQRPG5Hqz @positronicgal but you are baby @AgenderPrincess torn between giggling at the brattiness and cowering in fear of the raw caregiver energy of this tweet @Qchan05 Oh wow that's even more of a relief thank you! @SoftKittenJen yes? :3 @Qchan05 Thank you thank you thank you. Literally calling the dentist tomorrow and hearing all this has definitely helped. transition goals "@_grammar_ @ExistentialEnso I know you're a bot, but seriously fuck off" "@Qchan05 Thank you so, so much!" @ExistentialEnso I brush my teeth every shower but that's not every night. I knew I wasn't doing all I could. That'll change. "@Qchan05 The tooth to my left of my lower left canine. Noticed the gap today. No sensitivity. There is a sharp edge, yes. The gap is on the inside of my mouth, ie, my tongue can touch it easily (and because of some combination of OCD and tourettes I'm having trouble not playing with it)" "@ExistentialEnso I'm glad I'm getting on top of this, then." "@ExistentialEnso Okay, so sounds like I shouldn't worry? Still seeing the dentist, but worrying can cease?" @FeyPrevesk We're calling the dentist literally tomorrow :X @SweetBeans99 sometimes the beans are spicy instead of sweet "To be clear, I'm going to the dentist. But it might be like a week before I'm actually in the dentist's chair so I;d like to not be panicking the whole time until then, you know?" "Pretty sure there aren't any dentists following me and even if there were, without looking at my mouth it's impossible to say, but if I can feel like, the bottom of a tooth? Like a gap between the gums and the tooth? But it doesn't hurt? Should I be panicking? Reassure me?" @SweetBeans99 Seems like nearly everyone commenting missed the last sentence in your tweet. "@Anomulus0 Yeah I'm thinking regardless of what it is, it's probably not as bad as I'm worrying. Sure there's more I could do to take care of my teeth, but they don't hurt and I've never been one to get lots of cavities. Just going to the dentist soon should help fix things." "Worried about my gums x.x Gotta get to the dentist asap. Should be able to soon, but I'm a worrier..." @nyaakat AAAAAA FUCK CIS PEOPLE AAAAA D: @AnaMardoll OMG OMG OMG CONGRATS @nyaakat GOSH CUTE HECC 😍💦 "@KHLazarus If you don't wash them or refrigerate them they can store for a while, actually! But they're piling up, is all, lol" @kitsunekimmy Oh absolutely! Steven Universe is a very intentional queer allegory story from beginning to end. @vexwerewolf Yep that song started playing when I saw this comment lol 🎶I came out late and alone Knew nothing but my home But I know now exactly who I'm s'posed to be And it's a part of this family "I'm really struck by Amethyst's recap of her story in Happily Ever After and how much you can just keep the same wording and it's hardly even queer allegory anymore, it's just... a queer story." "Why yes I am still listening to the Steven Universe Movie soundtrack, so nice of you to ask!" "@DongsJ It's less slime and more grease. Imagine if someone cooked chicken eggs with too much butter. Like, not inedible, but you just gotta know what you're getting into, lol" "Remembered how to play my Arcane Mage! For most mobs while leveling? Just use Arcane Missiles. Yes, it drains your mana, so for more than 3 mobs at a time you might have to get creative. But otherwise? Spam your Arcane Missiles." @SweetBeans99 this is such a mood i feel so called out lol "@PandoraSylvana We don't own it just yet, but we're close, hopefully >.> And it'll be a communal ownership because we need help buying it for sure." @DongsJ If you prepare them in the right dishes they taste fine imo! You don't have to have any :P @d_m_elms TRUTH. @PandoraSylvana We also live on 40 acres lol @RiotGrrrlJemma wow same "@DongsJ They're noticeably a bit greasier than chicken eggs, yeah." "@PandoraSylvana Yeah it's the size more than anything that keeps a lot of us from learning where everything is, ESPECIALLY those of us in the western half of the country where even the states themselves are massive. I can't just pop off to like, New York on a lark, you know?" "so apparently when you have 40 ducks that all start laying without a place to like, sell them (yet), you end up with a LOT of eggs we literally have a gross of duck eggs now" "@PandoraSylvana Oh wait I might even be more ignorant than I realize given I don't even know the exact location of the Mississippi, lol" "@PandoraSylvana East of the Mississippi river I don't know Kentucky from Alabama, lol. I'm a western girl who visited South Dakota a few times as a kid and rarely went much further east than that." """But Kat, what makes Nerds the candy gay?"" I dunno how popular Wonka candy is outside the states, but just take a look: https://t.co/z0hBW3YVXE" "@PandoraSylvana Pretty sure that's South Dakota. They don't give a FUCK, clearly, lol." "@ExistentialEnso Didn't even notice! I know our American chocolate is objectively worse, but I like our Kit Kats! I'm sure the Nestle ones are better, tho" "I always take these maps with a grain of salt because data like this can be deceiving but I just love that Colorado, my home, my people, is just chilling there in the middle being a bunch of gay nerds." "@Horganophile Yep, it took me a few years, but becoming an atheist perfectly primed me for anarchism." @GoodManFlannery There's got to be something you haven't tried yet :/ @gailforcenyine @Genderbird hot I still have all my old ones in a box somewhere! I should really track those down... Girls just fuck me up. Is that a statement or a request? Yes. @AgenderPrincess @FrigidElfChild oh no she's doomed @FinalBossFemme This is so on-brand for you omg "some mornings i just wake up and think, gosh im baby" @Swymbiote gosh thank you! @Q3w3e3 okay but like I watched the video before reading your tweet and my brain went to the EXACT same place lol @Genderbird Disaster gay brain being a distaster. I know it well lol @Genderbird Sightly more serious response: So like in 20 years maybe? @Genderbird Goddess this is a mood. I'm so quick to say love but it often works out? >/////> "There's been so many amazing comments to this tweet, I highly recommend folks take a look. I didn't think this observation of mine was such an on-point one but I guess it's really speaking to people." @SweetBeans99 Well it turns out you ARE cute! 💕 @doublegearsys I don't even remember my surgeon's name! It's written down around here somewhere... "@doublegearsys I'm really bad at this stuff, hence letting Kaiser figure out the details for me." "@doublegearsys Oof, I wish my experience could help beyond ""Kaiser Permanente is pretty awesome"" because I'm doing everything through them, but that doesn't apply to the majority of trans folks. That company only exists in a few states, for starters." @TheCatMom omg those are both the worst! D: @nyaakat cute bab!! I somehow never noticed this fucking *gorgeous* view of The Necropolis in Nazmir until I unlocked flying https://t.co/16MbxuRzfp "@PhyrexianThot No gods, no masters in the streets, Oh goddess, yes Mistress in the sheets" I think the main reason the new atheist's movement shift towards conservative viewpoints initially shocked me so much was that I kinda figured most people after realizing god isn't real would get really upset at the idea of unjust power structures. @GoodManFlannery hello yes i'd like to report a murder "@MagsVisaggs Good background noise, especially when I've run out of more interesting stuff to put on in the background." @VicktorKern yaaaaay everyone deserves more stuffies! :3 @Calliethulhu This is the first tweet of yours I saw since your break. Perfect. @FrigidElfChild i am dying over how cute this is "@Rory__Walker By the time Dragons of Tarkir hit I was mostly done with Tarkir. Like I really like wedges. I know they're hard to design for, but I really like them *shrug*" @Rory__Walker @liddytronic Is it a good deck builder? I'm already really used to Tapped Out "@Rory__Walker @liddytronic Hey Rory, where do you find MtG cards that big? I usually default to Gatherer but the pics are tiny" @00dani_me apparently adults think it's weird??? i don't get it @Clockwork_ASM Yep! My thoughts exactly. "@liddytronic (The story is what explains she's trans, and in a pretty tasteful way imo)" "@liddytronic Alesha, Who Smiles at Death https://t.co/V3Rat3sTXe https://t.co/lunXPHzyF8" "They're aware, is what I'm getting at." "Even the most cynical read on this would be: ""Hey because our 1/1 Human token is a woman, that makes Pinocchio..."" ""I mean, free queer ally points"" ""True""" "Granted, ANY 1/1 Human token in this set will be a woman, and they don't usually print two kinds of art for one token, BUT that flavor text + there's already been a canon trans character in the game. Makes sense to me!" Goddess bless Wizards of the Coast @LambChopInPamps Never. @Kaelyrhn 90% of the time it's by far the best way to type with a touch screen It's the other 10% I hate lol "*THIS display, not your swipe typing!! *shakes fist*" @Notactuallysmol @Kaelyrhn awwwww i thought i was doing so good D: oh well more fun to be 2 anyway hehehe @keystomemories weeeeee! ^w^ *giggles* @Kaelyrhn ummmmmm everyone? :D "It's a lot of queer friends. This seems literally homophobic, and not in the jokey way when we're like ""lol distance is homophobic""" I feel like 90% of the people I'm trying to remember the @ of by typing out part of it or their display name into the search bar are nsfw Twitters that Twitter fucking HIDES from you unless you remember the @ completely. "@AgenderPrincess okay but like, cute" i've fooled so many people into thinking i'm an adult somehow and i did it all for the stuffies "Listen I'm just-- *stuffies start falling out of my pockets* a n-NORMAL-- *a nearby box of stuffies splits, spilling its contents onto the floor* 32-year-old woman-- *closet bursts open in a wave of stuffies*" "@EvvyEmm My sister ""stole"" the feminine version of my dead middle name 9 years before I was born and I was jokingly mad about it (mine was Michael, hers is Michelle. I went with May)" @bunnarchist I have hundreds >////> listen i'm like 2 okay Nothing's changed with your display but I might as well throw it in too for anyone who hasn't seen it 💕 https://t.co/htKyDsmA4a "Pokemon shelves update! New shelf, new Ditto friend snuck into the trans colors shelf, and new home for Lapras friend! It's gotten to the point where I think a reorganization might be in order (I think all the big ones should be together), but this setup works for now :3 https://t.co/snPHhE3o6c" @nononoagh @tinybird420 Oh yeah. Fat humans are now their own race. Better than no fat characters at all I guess? "@tinybird420 So far there are Void Elves and Nightborne (basically Blood Elves for Alliance and Night Elves for Horde), Highmountain Tauren for Horde (moose Tauren), Dark Iron Dwarves for Alliance, Zandalari Trolls for Horde, and one more that I forgot lol" @tinybird420 There are new races called ally races for both Horde and Alliance. They usually require that you max out reputation with that race before you can play them. @Daemonia94 Yep Night Elves and Nightborne have much longer ears that point out from the face rather than back. "@tinybird420 I actually specifically fell in love with the Nightborne when I experienced their story in Legion. I just really, really connected with them. I like Night Elves too okay enough, though. I have a Night Elf priest toon, but I almost never play her lol" "@Daemonia94 (Nightborne are Night Elves for Horde, Void Elves are Blood Elves for Alliance. It's all in the ears and skin tone)" "@Rory__Walker Oh, I misunderstood. I thought you played WoW, but now I get what you're asking. Character level cap is 120 now. Heirlooms are special gear that increases your exp gain for leveling alt characters." "@Daemonia94 Nightborne, thank you very much D:<" @Rory__Walker Heirlooms? Yeah you can get them upgraded to 120 now! extremely gay for my mage in this pirate disguise https://t.co/tUJgbEiQbZ "@KhorriBat For better or worse, all Disney parks (but ESPECIALLY EPCOT) have been corporate sponsor-heavy from the beginning." "@CookieCyboid omg our shitty internet takes FOREVER to fully load Twitter videos so this was a slow, stuttering reveal until it loaded BUT SO WORTH IT" @AzazelAfterDark One of many reasons it's far better to join them! :3 @TheCatMom OMG UR CUTE @SuchApple Nope! The button icons are microscopic in handheld mode. I thought for sure I read right what button run is but it doesn't work for me? "@BugbearPancakes I love Jordan so much as a girl's name! I very nearly went with it too (thought it would've been cute given how it was almost my deadname) but when I first came out I was understandably adamant that people understood my name was feminine, regardless of how they read me." "@CookieCyboid wtf kind of audience was that person expecting ""Bunch of queers? Anti-riot, got it""" "@SuchApple Same! Apparently it's the hardest boss in the game for some weird reason but I took the difficulty to mean that I'm just terrible at beat-em-ups and would hate the rest of the game too? Terrible design! I'm not the only person who felt this way, surely." @AzazelAfterDark That's fucking beautiful "[cw deadname] Like I don't want to even pick a random name because I don't want to say anyone else's deadname accidentally but I think mine is a great example: Even if Kevin was gender-neutral it's a TERRIBLE NAME FOR ME WTF I was almost Jordan, that's so much better!" "Every time I see a trans person's deadname (thanks paypal) I'm always instantly struck by how incredibly wrong it sounds for them, and not just in cases where it's a binary trans person with a non-gender-neutral deadname." @LambChopInPamps jfdgfhjhdf ookay >////< *HOW much they fit the Halloween mood accidentally a word there "Small details like these are some of my favorite things to learn about theme parks. Also love seeing the evolution of what we consider futuristic-looking, even in things as benign as fonts." "@GoodManFlannery I didn't think you did, but thank you for saying so 💕" @PrissyOrcGF @ZJemptv I mean let's normalize the sexy kind too tho since that's far from a normal thing for most people lol @GoodManFlannery truly didn't even realize what the kissing thing was referencing because i'd very much like to put all that bullshit behind us un-retweeted tho Seriously tho I only recently realized how much I love Celebi. It's such a good design. Few things about this amazing Halloween 2019 stuffie: - Celebi is best Event Legendary - I never realized much they fit the Halloween mood - This hat is SO. BIG. - Holly is Halloween for some reason? lol https://t.co/t1UpEeFcNs @deathpigeon wow gay @Chopin_42 @VashtaGryph yea <3 @VashtaGryph @Chopin_42 I was scratched by my kitty's foot earlier today :P "@Chaosqueen97 Even 4 would probably look okay, but yeah their feet seem to imply 3 is more logical" "As much as I love Feraligatr, I think they have way too many fingers BUT it looks super cute on this stuffie so now I'm conflicted??? https://t.co/sYAVYBGsf9" "@CookieCyboid I mean if it were me it would absolutely be both, so" Trying to get back into the groove of playing my Arcane Mage but there's a non-elite quest boss who keeps kicking my ass and I'm running out of ideas. "@QuinntoBean I've had moments where I'm like ""why is my shirt sticking out that far?"" before realizing that those are just my tits lol" @RipleyStorm @Comrade_Molly @vileolet @anitanoelleg Omg looks like y'all are having so much fun! 💕 i think im gay for girls @_KittyOwO_ welcome to the no judgement zone @NewGenderWhoDis GOSH 💕💦 @BluDragonGal This is way more an obvious parody of DC's obsession with multiverses. Like yeah Endgame had portals in that one scene but like that's it? *my wrist He scratched my wrist That's a very weird typo @norintha *hugs* I've been feeling broken for days and days :/ I tried to grab Binx to get some fluff off his fur while I could tell he was having an anxious day & I freaked him out while he scratched his wrist with his back claws trying to escape He's gonna hide for the rest of the day. I knew better but I feel like I betrayed his trust :/ "But like, if I'm not acting okay, clearly I'm not. It's still affecting people. I'm trying to figure out how best to grapple with this." "Me: Gonna have a great day today. I feel great. Also me: Crying, argumentative, sound angry for no reason Some days it honestly feels like I keep waking up mid-freak out not knowing why it happened :/ I'm doing okay! I really am..." @guardie188 @gwen_no_fear I'm sorry? "@gwen_no_fear I'm fiercely loyal to a fault. I don't think it's the smartest or most logical/rational way to go about things, but it's how I'm wired." "@gwen_no_fear For what it's worth, I don't think it makes you look like a monster :/" @RipleyStorm Gorgeous tiger!!!! 💕💕💕 "@FrigidElfChild We might also be projecting. We're trying not to. Once again if the label of plural doesn't fit, then it doesn't fit! No worries." "@FrigidElfChild Plural stuff is often very fuzzy and hard to pin down the parameters of for us. We only just got used to admitting that this is us. One or more of us worries we're not explaining this properly. As far as like, proper medical terms, polyfrag fell out of favor a while ago." "@FrigidElfChild It's systems within systems, it's each headmate made of various fragments that can shift and be swapped out (either on their own kinda or with practice intentionally). Basically we have thousands of pieces, many of them pieces of Kat, and they sometimes arrange into named people" @LittleEmmyBee @RebeccaCuddles @LambChopInPamps B-BULLYING >.< @RebeccaCuddles @LambChopInPamps why you seem to be implying there's some diaper-related shenanigans elsewhere and i have NO IDEA what you're talking about >///> @Selnyam We have a lot of overlap! Spoopy Pokes Club 😎 @LambChopInPamps dfgdghsghhhd imm big girl >/////> "And we're pretty sure cats did this on their own because for the most part, we haven't really bred cats to be anything but cat-shaped, unlike dogs." "For the uninitiated: When humans first started storing large amounts of grain thousands of years ago, that led to an increase of mice, rats, and various other pests, so the ancestors of house cats decided, most likely on their own, to live in our warm shelters & eat all our pests" "@MaiaFranklyn Yes, yes, good human. This arrangement is adequate. Give me pets." "@BonnieMakes Well on top of that most folks have that thing where the longer they think about a single word, the less it sounds like a word." Non-cat owners upon hearing that cats most likely domesticated themselves: OMG really??? That's incredible! Cat owners upon hearing that cats most likely domesticated themselves: Yeah that makes perfect sense. @ManjiButt Nice! You'll have to show me how its done sometime~ @transgrlinexile @PrissyOrcGF It's fine if you have strong enough numbing cream! I was using stuff that was only 2% lidocaine and I wouldn't recommend that lol. I'm now using stuff that's 20% lidocaine and it's finally manageable. "@FrigidElfChild Not only sounds plural, but specifically polyfragmented, but it's one of those things where you tick all the boxes but wanna call it something else and y'all are free to do that. The label of plural shouldn't be forced on anyone and should only be used if you find it helpful." @PrissyOrcGF Electrolysis is probably a safer bet! I'm about 13 hours in and I estimate that's maybe halfway? Hopefully it'll only need to be like 20 or so though Getting a head start on it is a great idea! I'm at the point where I have to do it twice a week to get done on time & it sucks 🙃 @ZJemptv That's so wonderful! I'm so happy for you!! 💕💕💕 @lumpen_rose And on the other end is a hinge @lumpen_rose There's a screw that's screwed in with an Allen wrench @RipleyStorm Goddess you're so goddamn pretty 😍 @PrissyOrcGF my collar is steel too :3 @squidlarkin It feels very plural. @deathpigeon @liddytronic oh! yeah it was VERY good cock @liddytronic @deathpigeon who's poppy @deathpigeon @liddytronic whomst among us @liddytronic @deathpigeon They probably can't eat that either @deathpigeon Ooooooh I love the sound of that! "@deathpigeon Dysphoria has caused me to value my tits quite a bit, so this is ideal for me :P" transition goals "@liddytronic @ExistentialEnso I hope so, because Pence actually ostensibly knows what he's doing and as a queer person I don't want someone who hates us that much that as president." @ExistentialEnso I'm still not convinced he'll resign or that enough republicans will cooperate with impeachment proceedings. But I do wonder what this would do for his 2020 campaign? Also there's a lot I don't understand about our government so I might've missed something. @itsviviactually same lol @itsviviactually wait maybe it hasn't been over a decade? been like 6 years at least I feel like "@ExistentialEnso @Anarcha_Narwhal I'm weird in that I love Cata the most, but my close second choice is WotLK for sure <3" "@itsviviactually That's been the case for like a decade+, lol All armor now works like it does in Diablo III, too. The appearances that can be transmogrified onto whatever you're wearing are account-wide too." @Anarcha_Narwhal Yep! I love the design of proto-drakes. "@Daemonia94 The proto-drakes where the animals the Titans elevated to the five(?) dragon flights to watch over various aspects of Azeroth (time, magic, earth, etc). Violet is not one of the colors of the dragon flights, and that quote is wondering what might've happened if we had more" it took me the time it takes to binge all of seasons 2 of the walking dead to find the time-lost proto drake because that's exactly what i did while i waited lol (that season killed my interest in the show! :D) A selection of some of my favorite flavor text on mounts I own https://t.co/cHrzucRofC @sapling_flower Nice! Thank you! 💕 @OutcastToad Ooooh I missed that part or forgot. Yeah that sounds about right given her characterization in the rest of BfA :/ @LeafTilde To wowhead! lol "@LeafTilde Oh wait you're not talking about what I thought you were. That's new to me! I'll go check it out, thanks!" "@LeafTilde Not the vendor, the person who sells heirloom upgrades which I'm pretty sure are two different things. I have better ways of looking into it than asking Twitter, I should just do that lol" "@ExistentialEnso @liddytronic Yeah I figured they must have done something like that for any lingering quests that require visiting those cities, but I had yet to check for myself. I'm SO MAD I missed out on the Undercity Bat mount forever D:" "@Anomulus0 Yeah we're pretty sure it was. One or more of us really wishes we weren't plural so it causes a lot of second guessing and doubt sometimes, but it's very obviously a plural thing." @liddytronic So I missed the actual event and now I'm second-guessing but I thought Sylvanas set the entire tree on fire @Empress_Trixana I'm sorry? "@liddytronic Destroyed by the Alliance in retaliation for Darnassus, I think? I haven't gone to check myself but that was the whole inciting incident to the current expansion." "So is it possible to get WoW Heirlooms up to level 110 now yet or what? Also last time I checked the place to upgrade them was Undercity, and uhhhhh" "It wasn't JUST that I forgot something. I forgot that I said something and then not even a minute later someone asked what I had said. It wasn't that I forgot what I said, I forgot that I said *anything* Eventually I remembered but until I did I was terrified." Read my girlfriend's smut! :D "@analogtrash_ lol I like it a bit more than Dark Crystal, actually! It was a super formative movie for me, but I bet when I first saw it played a big part, like you're saying." @ZJemptv omg congrats!! 💕 "@analogtrash_ I wish I could love it like I used to, but I take solace in knowing I can still enjoy The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth at least, two other 80's movies I loved for similar reasons as a kid." @trgrrl same tho either way though tonight is a night where I need Tabitha 🦖💕 https://t.co/DE8cjV60VY "had a rather scary memory loss moment earlier but maybe it was just as simple as I forgot something? in the moments where I couldn't remember it was really scary, is all I know might've been a plural thing, I dunno doing better now" "@XylariaVG @ExistentialEnso Agreed, 100%" @KittenFemme CUTE GOSH 😍 @me_exe_ @Empress_Trixana @Butlermustang *Lok'tar o'gosh "Fantastica is a really quite terrifying place that swallows children whole promising them endless adventure, devouring their creativity until there's nothing left, then discarding their empty shells completely stripped of their memories into a crumbling, dying city." But the book is just on a whole other level. It's been like 15 years since I've read it and I should really give it another go but I still remember certain parts so vividly. The second half of the book where Bastion has to eventually escape with his memories is so dark and cool @Kate_Bunni lol what "The visuals of the movie still hold up, at least. Like the effects are Very 80's but they're still fun to watch imo. The rest of it though... I wish I could be a kid again and uncritically enjoy all movies." The Neverending Story the movie: Tragically worse than you remember The Neverending Story the book: Criminally underrated @Chopin_42 SAAAAAAAAME I love it so much! Part of why I'm referred to as Mistress's property :3 And of course OBVIOUSLY the idea would be to remind the subject of their new status as a thing as OFTEN as possible~ "@emuchaton Yes, but it's double gay if you pee on me" And just... let that experience ride for a few days. They'll be begging for the rest of the conversion by the end~ "Dronification where the first thing you change in a new conversion subject's mind is an instant, extreme spike in arousal every time they're referred to as a thing or an object." @asur_el I really love the idea of being a thing so much~ And horror is super fun! I myself love body horror :3 @KittenFemme I chose Undead for my Hunter because I thought that sounded so silly and sometimes I regret that but she's my only Undead toon :/ "@CatkinsLap I think there was a big what if branch somewhere around 2016, myself :P" "@asur_el Gosh it would be so easy for people who don't understand to be horrified by that concept, but as an aspiring drone it just sounds so good and fulfilling and wonderful to me. This story was really heartwarming <3" "@KittenFemme Here's my Horde Pandaren Monk, Marzzipan :3 https://t.co/JWpCeZlgvy" @KittenFemme SAME "@asur_el I really love the idea of a drone who's been one for years and years. So many drone stories are about being converted into one, and those ones are lovely and wonderful, but this perspective is so novel, I love it! Goals, in other words~" "@BonnieMakes Don't worry, I read that as ""dysphoric ass"" for a second there so I get it lol" "@SharinaWolf @Calliethulhu I LOVE the idea of a possible new Big Bad in that universe. We've uh, done a very good job at ending most of them, lol" "@Calliethulhu Yeah I'm throwing out my theory she's serving an old god. She literally says the old god that Azshara serves will also bow to whoever she's serving. She just calls it ""Death."" You're right about the story beats, too. It's kind of up in the air any way you slice it." "@Calliethulhu Yeah story-wise she's just sort of... there, suddenly. One possible end boss would be the old god she serves maybe?" "@Calliethulhu Huh, I must've been misremembering. I mean unpopular or not, everything they make for an expac is started months in advance so scrapping all that would seem like a bad idea to me. We don't yet have a Warchief and Sylvanas is still at large. There's still things to do." @Calliethulhu Isn't their normal way of doing things to end everything before Blizzcon's reveal of the next expac and then let the old expac linger for 6+ months with no new content? Azshara's a fine end boss. I just assumed that was it. "@FrillyHyena @lucashoal @NewGenderWhoDis I mean that's basically the trans capital of America, so yeah lol" @lucashoal @NewGenderWhoDis Honestly? Same. I know I give the impression of living the perfect gay slutty live but it's been MONTHS since I've had a nice girldick in my mouth and The Cravings are in full effect "@NewGenderWhoDis I think about this a lot. Transition has involved sucking way more dick than I anticipated, not that I'm complaining~" @Anarcha_Narwhal wtf where is my brain today I'm sorry lol @AmyTheTotodile Saaame lol And I love Bunnelby too! Another underrated Poke imo @Anarcha_Narwhal Oh wait that's Gen VI We have the same Gen VII AND Gen VI lol "@Anarcha_Narwhal OMG I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT You have really good taste in Pokemon! I had been wanting a t-rex Pokemon AND a pumpkin Pokemon since I was 11, so those two were instant favorites for me." @Anarcha_Narwhal FLYGON IS SO GOOD And it's wonderful to see another Krookodile fan! They're so underrated imo! "(And if I could only pick one, Exploud and Salazzle would take those slots, respectively)" "Why two? Because with the exceptions of Gen III and VII, every Gen has way too many favorites of mine to just pick one. Two is slightly less hard." @positronicgal I LOVE HER SO MUCH 😭💕💕💕 "Two favorites from each Pokemon Gen GO I: Blastoise, Haunter II: Feraligatr, Murkrow III: Exploud, Flygon IV: Torterra, Honchkrow V: Krookodile, Archeops VI: Tyrantrum, Gourgeist VII: Primarina, Salazzle" "@Empress_Trixana First thought: Tag your spoilers! Second thought: Anyone who still cares about WoW spoilers has probably played this already, the rest gave up on this story months ago" "When I do eventually get around to ordering some Unown Sitting Cuties, I'm strangely compelled to go with these three letters specifically for some reason https://t.co/J2ZhfifxGs" "@cherubelly oh gosh, yum 👀💦" "@VashtaGryph It's kind of plural-ish view on it, heh" "@VashtaGryph This is a universe where plants and fungus can be sentient, and the fungus that takes over Parasect has just as much of a right to exist as its host does! It's possible Parasect gets something in return for it, too." @Rtowolf_Green @radiantfloof My favorite starter! No starter since has come close as far as a design I love @Yumi_Sparkles I think you might be right! I could look it up of course but where's the fun in that :V "(Also tried to arrange the Gen II frens in Pokedex order from memory, how'd I do?)" "It's ironic, this is the Gen II shipment but Parasect (who I had been meaning to order for a while now so I threw them in the order too) is kinda the breakout star here lol They're all cute tho! My babies!! https://t.co/FKYbm568VW" SO MANY GEN II FRENS!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/fMj7IfrpFG "@Empress_Trixana Don't blame anyone for not being convinced, but they're trying." "@Empress_Trixana I mean to be fair, they're making it sound like this one will too. No Warchief has been picked, the Alliance is still allied with us until further notice, Saurfang made a big dramatic point saying ""We're breaking the cycle.""" "@Empress_Trixana Fair point, then. No idea how this is just the Fourth." "@Empress_Trixana Most of the wars were against the common enemy where both sides aligned, though. I think that's why we're only on the fourth." "My reward for my part in all this, with promises of more to come. I do wish it was a title that reflected my loyalty to my Queen, since this sounds like the title everyone earns? But it's nice to have, all the same. I'll wear it with pride. https://t.co/S8CraYELNR" "@LeafTilde @GwenCinderkit @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I'm the one WoW player on earth that hasn't hated any of the story yet. There's parts I like less than other, but I dunno. The writing has never been good. Just... more interesting than most video game stories." "She pities the Forsaken. She's disappointed so many of them ""clung to life."" I dunno, she's serving something worse than an Old God" "So, it was a cutscene that's hard to take screenshots of, but Sylvanas made a bargain with Azshara, and she says even her master (despite being an Old God) will eventually serve Death. Just... Death. She said next time I see her I'll understand." "@Calliethulhu Again, it's super cheesy and overdone, but they've left room to undo this if they want. I'll take it, frankly." "@Calliethulhu I know it's cheesy as fuck, but SOMEONE is corrupting her. That much is clear. So not all hope's lost. ""You can't kill hope"" as Saurfang said." @LeafTilde @Calliethulhu She's not in the right state of mind. That much is clear. @PhillyNSFW @Calliethulhu I've recently talked with the Lich King in a recent quest. Doesn't seem like he's going anywhere. And we won't give up his throne willingly. Sylvanas tips the scales way too much. She keeps all she kills. Even Bwansamdi can't stand her. @Calliethulhu That's my first choice as well. We'll see! I'm currently walking through the Ghostlands to meet with her. @Calliethulhu Hmmmm maybe Lilian Voss would make a better Banshee Queen? "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu It's setup for something bigger. I guess I can abstractly understand your frustration. I think it's nice of them not to keep him dead. I dunno. I agree it's all a clusterfuck, tho. We lost two leaders to... whatever this is." "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu They're HEAVILY hinting that he's not gone forever, and if nothing else there's several quest chains where you interact with him in BfA. He's not gone." "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Vol'Jin isn't dead. Nor is he alive. Even the Lich King kinda fears what he's become. There's more coming with his story. But regardless, there was a dark presence that told him to pick Sylvanas. One that silenced the Loa. That much is confirmed." "@Calliethulhu Oh same. Even this ends in a complete forgiveness (we did it with the Orcs, after all), they did her dirty." "@LeafTilde To Blizzard's credit, every character mentions over and over again that despite coming together over and over again, this keeps happening. Saurfang was trying to break the cycle. He knew." "@Calliethulhu She did. But there's an entire quest chain where you talk to Bwonsamdi, the Lich King, and the leader of those angel ladies and all them agree: Something evil told Vol'Jin to name Sylvanas as Warchief. There's dark magic twisting these events." "Now wait just a second, I guess my Queen's story isn't quite over... https://t.co/ehDWlU1nLn" "[cw Battle for Azeroth Spoilers] I enjoyed this cutscene. I suddenly care a lot more about Anduin. And I really can't hate Saurfang. I like that Sylvanas escaped, and I suspect there's like an Old God fucking with her or something. At least I hope. https://t.co/2vgRPALD9l" @PrissyOrcGF SLOWLY OVERWHELMED BY SAPPHIC DESIRE AT THE MERE THOUGHT @TrexPushups I guess estrogen + reducing dysphoria/stress kind of combines to make it something of a coin toss that could go either way. @talkingtonothin Ooooh that's a really solid theory. Makes me wonder if GRS won't cause more weight loss? Assuming the weight I have is mostly stress-related which given that I do stress eat (though way more pre-HRT) is a distinct possibility. "@PrissyOrcGF @gwen_no_fear Morgan Orc GF, Tiddy Expert" @lumpen_rose Not in the slightest. I'm fat too. I'm just talking about my own body here. "@lumpen_rose Valid! I'm just talking about what's normal for my own body, is all" "Like 3 pounds is well within daily fluctuations, but I've never seen it below 230, is all. My max pre-HRT was 260." I somehow weigh 227 lbs today 230 was my lowest. Not even sure what I'm doing differently??? "(Pokemon Center packages have Pokemon-themed packing tape, there's no hiding what's inside)" "I'm a tiny bit embarrassed that the f*d*x driver is going to deliver YET ANOTHER Pokemon Center package to my door literally a day after yesterday's massive haul, but it's not my fault they revealed Gen II Sitting Cuties right after I ordered said massive haul 😤" "@MaiaFranklyn I can't remember which friend of mine said that, but humans have thee ability to sit cross legged on the floor until about age 4, after which point it's physically impossible lol" @PrissyOrcGF hey that's my philosophy in life as well "@SomeMoreNews The problem isn't that celebrities make ONE mistaken and then are canceled forever, it's that celebrities make a mistake (or several...) and don't understand why it's a mistake and refuse to learn. That more than anything says way more about what's in their heart." "I think the recent episode of @SomeMoreNews had a really good point about this: Most of us WANT to forgive famous people who say or do awful things. It's just that a lot of us have like, really basic standards for what we'll accept as improving that a lot of celebs can't manage." @VashtaGryph Many years ago I bought a hoodie with his logo on it. I've been meaning to burn it for a while now. "@lumpen_rose It's important to keep in mind both of them are operating on 100% stream of consciousness, in the moment thoughts Doesn't mean everything they say should be forgiven, but rather what we're hearing is that first voice that everyone hears internally that they then learn to correct" "@lumpen_rose Nah, Danny is just a Gen Xer who's doing his best to catch up. I've noticed things like when Arin said ""I'm trying to avoid words like dumb, stupid, etc"" Danny's initial reaction was ""wtf that's too much"" but I've since noticed him avoiding those words too. He's trying." "@VashtaGryph King of douchebags. I want a meaner word to use for him, nothing quite fits how awful he is. And yeah, I maintain he's a comedic genius. I just can't separate art from artist in this instance." "@lumpen_rose Arin's a good boy. And I respect him for trying to patch things up with that video, even though had I known the full situation and knew Arin, I would've told him he didn't need to. A lot of us would have." "@lumpen_rose Yeeeeeah I dunno if their ""breakup"" was specifically ""omg Jon you're too racist"" but I bet Jon was desperately trying to redpill Arin and was probably a huge bummer to work with!" "Also just gonna go out on a limb here and assume this video uses some fatphobia as a joke? I dunno maybe the thumbnail is a bit more random than that. Best not to throw stones in glass houses, Jon, jesus fucking christ." I used to be obsessed with J*nTr*n. His videos more than anyone else's were my go-to background videos when I couldn't find anything new to watch. Then he just had to share with everyone how unbelievably racist he was. Really wish YouTube would remember that I keep telling it this. Also weirdly appropriate John Green recommendation right next to it lol https://t.co/E4ts9MX8o0 @samkru_ I had absolutely no idea wtf I was doing and everyone just assumed I was a dude so I'm pretty sure that's not much of a challenge :V @ParchmentScroll I love her too! I just prefer pink Arcee a tiiiiiiny bit more @FrigidElfChild i dont even know how to mommy but you're just so smol @PrissyOrcGF You're so unbelievably cute wtf @GwenStarlight I desperately need to watch more G1 tbh "@Chopin_42 @LeafTilde Head hair, eyebrows and eyelashes are the only hairs I need lol" "@Chopin_42 I guess that'd be my goal too, but on a scale of many years. Luckily I mostly have light hairs, so it's be mainly my crotch and lower legs." @Chopin_42 SAAAAAAME I want to be done with all pubic hair forever. "@GwenStarlight That's really cool omg! This is only a bit related, but every computer I've ever owned has had a Teletran naming convention. I'm currently on Teletraan III!" @ikksnay That's totally valid of course but for us transfemmes in hindsight it's somewhat funny lol @LeafTilde SAME GOD "*chunks, not chucks Swipe typing is awesome 90% of the time, but that other 10% it's kind of the worst, lol" "@Chopin_42 It really is! But considering my preferring way of going is just keeping everything shaved down there, it's a baldness I welcome lol" "I think it's really kinda neat that because of electrolysis, huge chucks of my pubic hair are just gone forever, even if in 9 weeks and 4 days a lot of that will be ""huge chucks of the inside of my vag are free of public hair"" which isn't nearly as impressive lol" @RebeccaCuddles @flowercrownderg omg she is!! @SoftKittenJen fghhhdfghhh >//////> "@d_m_elms Sure, I'm not sure when I'll get to it, though. The plan would be later today" @Kaelyrhn because ur baby Me at 18: I'll have to keep my vaginoplasty secret from my mom because she'll never accept me as trans Me at 29: Wow my mom accepts me as trans Me at 32: My mom is incapable of using my actual name/gendering me correctly so looks like I forgot to mention my upcoming surgery 🤷 @destroyed4com4t (and no that's not a literal we that includes me lol) "@destroyed4com4t Christianity: We follow Jesus's teachings, but the real assholes among us prefer the writings of Paul, who was decidedly NOT the son of god but yeah okay" @OCaelyn curse timezones! it's me who's up past her bedtime! "@OCaelyn Whatever you say, little one~ It's it past your bedtime? <3" "I really would love to know how that video was shot, too It's not wires, I don't think. Those are very hard to make look that natural, and her body jerks to a stop in some moments, as if muscles are fighting that inertia I think the backup dancers are real and were painted out?" Walk me home in the dead of night I can't be alone with all that's on my mind So say you'll stay with me tonight 'Cause there is so much wrong going on outside That's basically how we met headmate Alice. "@Nickle4aPickle Another special shout out to @KathrynGottmann who also instinctively knew the kind of friendship I needed. I strongly feel on some level she treated me like a girl without even meaning to, and I can't overstate how much that means to me." "Anyway this is a roundabout way of saying that, despite the fact that I'm terrible at staying in touch, the me of 11 years ago, who didn't know she was a girl but yet knew on some level really appreciated @Nickle4aPickle's friendship 💕 And the me of now appreciates it even more" "Any other transfemmes think back to their favorite friendships before coming out and realize they were all with girls and they were very much ""girlfriend"" (not in the dating way) friendships? Because damn that realization just hit me." The chorus feels very plural to us. @StebMcDreb Like I'm such a massive (lol) fan of hyper and I never talk about that @StebMcDreb Feel like barely anyone knows I love expansion too. I should really fix that. I asked her out and the response was very positive 💕 Thank you everyone for telling my disaster lesbian ass to do it. OMG AN IRL FRIEND I DIDN'T MEET ONLINE FOUND THIS THREAD I HAVE COMPLETELY PERISHED X_X suddenly weirdly upset that i was 2 30 years ago what are the 80's doing that far in the past @XylariaVG a few years ...times a few "me: i am adult friend: ""little one"" me: critical hit! -30 yrs" remember a few years ago when we were all trying to give cats cheeseburgers @ButchPrincessG FUCK YEAH SHE IS @flowercrownderg I'm betting they will! solution to song being too short: play it on repeat for hours my favorite thing to do with new songs ;3 @SoftKittenJen HHJGKFEKCK @totallyhealthie I love everything about this tweet. "Digital artist, I guess, but TECHNICALLY someone who makes music could be one of those. And I would be among great company, but a more specific term would be appreciated." "Draftsman basically just means ""draw-er"" but in addition to feeling a bit misgendering, all I do is digital art now so something that describes the fact that I paint with light would be a much better term I'd prefer to use." "@flowercrownderg Seriously tho, congrats! You got this!" @flowercrownderg omg that's why you were at the titty store earlier it all makes sense! best part of being a little is having friends who will just up and tease me into littlespace without much warning i'm like hilariously easy to put there and i HATELOVE IT D:< @00dani_me no disney has not officially tapped in the lucrative abdl market as far as i know "@DameKraft I can still read it in my notifications and it's not creating anxiety, don't worry. Listen my kinks won't mind it even if that happens to me. Trust me on this." "Feel free to steal that, btw. I might be an artist (draftsman, specifically), but creating music is black magic as far as I'm concerned. And I can kinda sing, but not really lol" alternately: wear a diaper to the star war when i inevitably piss myself during rise of skywalker (comes out like two weeks after my surgery) i'll remember these tweets and curse my cheekiness Adderall & Estrogen would be a rad all-trans band name @TimonicWulfgar no this absolutely main lol "@Kate_Bunni I try to spare my non-abdl followers from full-on diaper content lol But piss? Fuck, that's apparently my brand" "@Chopin_42 As far as I know, the vast majority of transfemmes figure it out. As I understand it you're losing those extra bits that make AMAB bodies able to hold their pee longer than AFAB bodies and so a lot of it is relearning where your new limit is." @AngryNerdBird https://t.co/LBkuJVFUa4 "@TrexPushups I also thought I was cis with no dysphoria, and I HAD FANTASIES ABOUT GETTING A VAGINOPLASTY I figured if I ever became rich enough to pay for it out of pocket, I'd be able to find a surgeon that didn't care if I wasn't really trans. The lies we tell ourselves, huh?" "Alternate punchline not suitable for main: Me: so i should probably wear a diaper while i'm learning then, right? 👀" "@00dani_me i am not a clever woman also, google can know i like piss lol i dont care" @TrexPushups Huge same "@AliceAvizandum I meant ""numb and raw"" but dumb is much funnier" i had to google for that term so now google knows at least one of my fetishes i hope you all are happy how much i sacrifice for my Art "You: After a vaginoplasty while you relearn how to use your shorter urethra, you might have a couple accidents Me: pussy comes with bonus omorashi" "@AliceAvizandum HRT's boner killing is superior to antidepressant's ""you will never be able to to cum despite trying so long your dick is dumb and raw"" status imo" "@00dani_me I was thinking about that, but I'm not sure :/" That weird liminal space where a cutie and I are crushing on each other and I already feel this connection that feels like dating but I haven't actually asked her out yet >.> She's been having a rough week and I wanted to wait for a better moment... "todd phillips knows full well about the still extremely popular trope in movies where if a character (usually the villain, but not always) kills a dog, they will die by the end of the story just please don't quiz him on that, he's very busy comparing the joker to keanu reeves" @00dani_me @QuestForTori fukken MOOD wish more games made my trans heart happy cry in that way "todd phillips definitely knows the difference between a hero, a villain, and an antihero" todd phillips is a man who has absolutely seen john wick https://t.co/mdBUWI9hWR @QuestForTori Secret Little Haven 2 coming along nicely then? :V "Normally with bands/artists I know very little about I feel embarrassed to share my interest in a song of theirs because I don't want people to like, lump me in with a terrible fanbase or reputation, but I know just enough about Pink to be unashamed in this instance." oh fuck and it turns out the video is fucking incredible too jesus christ I heard this song for the first time playing in the dentist's office while I waited for Mistress's appointment to finish a few days ago and it's one of those songs I fell in love with instantly but my ONLY complaint is it's too short imo lol https://t.co/pMZXj7OJLP @itsviviactually OMG HER TOO btw my plan was to cosplay Beast Wars Inferno (didn't get very far) but now that I'm a girl all the best characters are available to me top picks would definitely be G1 Arcee and Blackarachnia PRIMUS that's a good tweet DAMN https://t.co/yQTwcaptML "There's was a Transformers cosplay forum I very briefly visited where they were thinking of rebranding to a catchier name and I think I suggested something like ""Transplayers?"" And the head admin was like ""Trans folks won't like that"" And I was still an egg and I Felt Something" I started collecting Transformers in 2006 and I came out as trans exactly 10 years later in 2016! Coincidence??? Yes. "I've actually had more than person ask me ""So is the transgender/Transformer thing a coincidence?"" Yes, only the coolest Transformers fans are blessed with realizing they're trans because it doubles our power😎" Extremely not in a hurry to complete these lasts quests that I'm 99% certain will end in my Queen's death :/ @FrigidElfChild Sylveon @Tricliniangry @FrillyHyena @FrigidElfChild goals I found a strange artifact that I can barely understand on clearance. I think there's cute skeleton toys in here? https://t.co/hQNDfidnCw Sucks that this is still gonna end in everyone killing my Queen D: (2/2) (that's not a spoiler I just know where this almost certainly will end) https://t.co/Y2QQSusHrc Further adventures in being a good sub for mommy Sylvanas (1/2) 💕💕💕 https://t.co/hvWsIXpbHo @AgenderPrincess @FrigidElfChild Now THAT I didn't see :P I've served my queen well <3 https://t.co/TBtsWVM1Tu @TheSecretCallie Yeah it must be. I thought there was one that lasted way longer but I misremembered clearly @FrigidElfChild Lilith! I saw it happen! :V "@Daemonia94 Yeah I thought there was one that lasted longer than that, but that helps, thank you <3" "@Daemonia94 The current one, I just have an alt for every class so if it's not my main Enhancement Shaman I forget after a few months of not playing." "Hey I haven't played my Arcane Mage in WoW in an age in a half, isn't there a shield spell I should have up all the time? I found Arcane Familiar and Arcane Intellect, but I thought for sure there was a shield spell that lasted similarly long given the whole glass canon thing?" @gwen_no_fear cute imo @hmsnofun proud of u @PhillyNSFW Took me like 6 weeks lol x.x ...now what do i do "@chibikonatsu I strongly disagree, but to each their own 💕" "FREEDOM!!! GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS FREEDOM!!! https://t.co/ExkEVFIMNa" "@chibikonatsu It's not a full, complete reset, in other words." "@chibikonatsu Because we don't know the full parameters of that scythe weapon, I was willing to buy it. Its INTENDED use is reset, then put them back to work. Whoever designed it never had to consider what would happen if a friend tried to jog their memory." No matter what. I strive to be that kind of person every day. "[cw steven universe spoilers] I really relate to Steven's unwavering determination to help his queer family through any hardship even as he's literally slowly dying of poisoning. The world is ending, he doesn't have much longer, but a friend needs a song, so he's gonna sing." 🎶In the light of the day In the dark of the night When you're raring to go When you're tired from the fight When you're losing your mind Let me give you a thought I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what @SoftKittenJen YEP SHE LOVES HUGS "@lumpen_rose If I'm not reachable by DMs, please just wait. I've had an extremely long day and there's already like 5 people talking to me on Discord and I just need to unwind. I'm not mad, so please don't apologize, okay? Just let me come across this stuff, or DM me it." @VashtaGryph that sounds nice :3 @eilidhmax both :3 @VashtaGryph YES PLZ 💕💕💕💕 Other assorted poké frens that arrived today!!!! https://t.co/sF9QW2CH4z IM LOVE https://t.co/GEVVbJschq !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/sfDzjkuu6d !!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/VqRlLip3fY @BonnieMakes HE'S SUCH A CHARMER I LOVE MY BABY BOY SO MUCH 😭💕💕💕 @RipleyStorm aaaaaaa gorgeous!!! 💕💕💕 Had a really productive day shopping our yarn around at local shops! Celebrating with borgs 🍔💕✨ https://t.co/8oPfdMbjH3 @BonnieMakes just hens being frens @PrissyOrcGF TAZ'DINGO!!! You're gonna love them! 💕💕💕 @GwenStarlight FIBRIR imo lol "@lumpen_rose We're super busy today with errands. DM me later tonight, okay?" @lumpen_rose Gorgeous 😍 @toygrind Why is Skids so overlooked? That's a gorgeous fucking toy @PrissyOrcGF I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU MORGAN OMG 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @BoringNerdyKate plz 💦 "@SweetBeans99 Welcome to my clique, we have cookies" "@koalatygirl I'm trans! I mostly talk about my experience being trans, being kinky, and collecting Transformers. My Twitter is somewhat nsfw tho so I understand not everyone can follow 💕" @GoodManFlannery It's okay! I'm bad with that particular pronoun too @Hail_Starscream First season is rough but it gets better. I'll be honest and say I don't know what people are talking about when they say the animation is bad *shrug* "@Hail_Starscream They're only available on Hasbro Pulse, but I can't find a link for them there so I assume they're sold out?" Honestly I'm someone who says BW is at least contender for best Transformers show and my brain does the EXACT same thing lol @cyberwitchlexi GOALS Like I don't actually have the piercing yet but still GOALS @toygrind Thundercracker is finally directing!!! "Kinda wish Honest Jo could wear like, pants? Or a top that covers her belly? Like that's a cute outfit but did a 21-year-old cishet guy design her?" Friend of mine shared this with me and the spider girl in it is SO. FUCKING. CUTE. OMG. https://t.co/ZR4X8jwZLu "@tinybird420 @SuchApple I've had laser on my face and electro on my junk, but not the other way around so I can't compare them fairly, but the most painful electro sessions I've had were far worse than the most painful laser sessions. It varies from person to person, I'm sure." "@tinybird420 @SuchApple Hilariously on top of all this, depending on who you talk to, some surgeons can apparently scrape the follicles so well that NO hair removal is needed beforehand, but that varies a ton as well. I know someone who's surgeon SAID they could but apparently were lying???" "@tinybird420 @SuchApple Yeah like if you're not in a hurry, I would save for electro rather than laser. There might be a chance laser is enough? But all things being equal, electro is a safer bet, albeit more expensive, slower and (imo) more painful D:" "@Stryc9Fuego Personally I'm glad it was Frenzy. I already have Ravage, Ratbat, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw from a SDCC re-release Soundwave box set back in like 2009. I also have Masterpiece Frenzy and Rumble, though, and they're much better lol" @suezobeam The stegosaurus is Slugfest and the T-Rex cassette most non-Japanese fans are familiar with is Overkill! The two I got today I don't believe have been released in the states before now. These are much-needed reproductions. "@SuchApple @tinybird420 A lot of surgeons require it because technically laser hair removal isn't considered permanent hair removal, even though anecdotally for the right hair/skin combinations it absolutely is. Many surgeons wanna play is safe and just require electro." @LilEspace (just followed you on my little account! look for a profile pic of a pink cat stuffie :3) Two super rare G1 dinosaur cassette reproductions... and Frenzy's here too I guess (the card backs are one piece of cardboard lol) https://t.co/WiDsbBoZ9S "Fuck, I LIVE with a trans artist whose art I couldn't replicate without a TON of practice. Gotta keep this kind of stuff in mind." I am 10000% talk meaning I should not be taken seriously when I say I could draw a certain thing lol "Julia & Olive both come to mind. But it means nothing for me to say ""I could draw that"" if I like... don't. I gotta focus on other trans artists like Mallorie whose art I can't convince myself I could do easily. That'll keep me humble, lol" "Btw when I say I know I could make comparable comics with my skill level: I'm mainly talking about the drawings themselves, not like, all the skills and knowledge that goes into making comics. That's a related but different skill set I've yet to learn, to he fair." Seeing other trans people making comics I know I could make with my skill level become super famous (at least for a trans person) because they don't have depression keeping them from drawing (or at least less depression than I do) is itself extremely depressing. @CuteBunAlex @FrigidElfChild lol the minute I typed that out I wondered @FrigidElfChild It's not out for PC yet I don't think? At least not in Steam. My vote would be for Switch anyway. "@suezobeam @toygrind It's 3 of the new Siege Refraktor. It'll put you back about $60 to get the camera mode, frustratingly." @FrigidElfChild (I don't have a game budget either I've just already spent enough on games and toys lol) (Also I'm surprised Lilith doesn't already own that game???) @toygrind Vaguely Rack'n'Ruin feeling fan mode there @FrigidElfChild same except it's just having the extra money for it as I already used my game budget for the month 😭 @BathysphereHat Because it can't track your feet and if it just guessed it would make people nauseous. "@tinybird420 Yep, it'd be really nice and convenient if hair removal was something like, actual doctors did? Most insurance plans basically require it, too. But despite being NECESSARY for the MEDICAL PROCEDURE of GRS, that's not the case 99% of the time." @nononoagh @tinybird420 Depends on the surgeon and the patient's hair. "@tinybird420 And sometimes, if you have blonde hair like me, it needs to be electrolysis hair removal, which is more expensive and takes way longer 🙃" @BoringNerdyKate oh nooooooo I'd have to always bottom that'd be the wooooooorst~ @W_Livi_ Right??? "@GwenStarlight @SpectraSystem Alright, who's X? Someone I've never heard of, perfect." @Daemonia94 It's an American grapefruit soda @LilEspace let the cishets be shocked lol Literally a WEEK ago Appa could fit his head through the bars and now he can't! They grow so fast!! @transscribe You got this!! 💕💕💕 @TheNDqueerelf IT IS It's been a few months for me but it's the beeeeeeest~ @TheNDqueerelf i need that in my life so hard 💦 gosh i think i'm a sub or something @transscribe @burnsbabe Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @eldritchlesbian Do you mean my phone background? It's a recent piece by @/owlerart @PrissyOrcGF It's by @owlerart! @Nickle4aPickle Thank you!!! 😭💕💕💕 [cw nsfw phone background] Omg I forgot I even had this reminder! Nice. https://t.co/DBeCG6TH4x @RaeGun2k HOLY FUCK CONGRATS @talkingtonothin You got this! It'll go faster than you think! @okbillybunny YOU DESERVE A VAGINA TBH @caraesten OMG OMG OMG WE'RE GONNA HAVE VAGINAS "*how is it that close I can easily explain how that's close, it's a small number lol :V" 9 weeks and 6 days until my vagina wtf wtf wtf wtf how is that close omg?????? @ZJemptv Good luck! You got this! 💕 @PrissyOrcGF OMG I'M EXCITED FOR U 💕💕💕 "@PrissyOrcGF I'm quaking in my boots, but like in a gay way" @anarchopupgirl Land - Plane thanks I hate it @Mewociti Happy to help! 💕 "@Mewociti OHHHH That's Sky Lynx! They made a new version of him recently in the Combiner Wars line! He IS part space shuttle, you're right! But he's only one bot." as a bratty sub it feels like it's my duty to buy untitled goose game @Kalindlara dum de da de dum "@Mewociti Hmmmm could they have been three TRAIN robots that combined? That's Rail Racer from RID in the early 00's, then https://t.co/mmmvt1CYFa" "@Mewociti The only space shuttle character I know off the top of my head is Astrotrain. By ""working together"" do you mean like combining?" @VerafiedBabe Yep! "@FrigidElfChild @AgenderPrincess @Anarcha_ @RoyalPepperElle no one believes that, Charlotte" "@VerafiedBabe I never would've expected anyone to recommend something as obscure as the gobots comic so I'll try to track down a copy, thanks!" it's 12:30am and I'm just thinking about Transformers I'm not sure if I've sold or not because it's been years since I've seen them but I'm hoping they're hiding in storage somewhere because I miss them~ https://t.co/fhZRBQdds2 @punished_chuds like beast wars era tech except as horrifying as possible why do gobots have F͇̮̝̳͕̤ ͕̟̲L̢̺̱͙͉̟̤ ̪͚E̦ ͙͙̜̰͠ͅS̝͖̻͇̖ ̶H̴̲̥̗ ҉͈̹͍ @mspowahs Omg that's wonderful! 💕 @mspowahs yep that'll do it "@IEatAccordions I find it doesn't make me have to pee as often as other transfemmes, so I know it can vary a bit." @InkyFirefly same! gosh think we might be gay??? @brina_kitten @LeafTilde yes perfect Squirt is the gayest soda @Kalindlara Regardless tho Doctor Jones will always be my pick @Kalindlara Hmmm that must be from their third album I have yet to get around to listening to? also im both hands Me: Barbie Girl is Aqua's worst song by far Also me: But the raw bimbo energy of it means I can't hate it "even if I was willing to track any of it back down, a LOT of it came from Tumblr ...yeah" oh FUCK i just realized the biggest casualty of having to resort to my like 3-year-old backup of my PC MY ENTIRE JUDY HOPPS SMUT COLLECTION IS GOOOOONE 😭😭😭 @NewGenderWhoDis @AdrienneCohea OMG NICE PROUD OF U @Chaosqueen97 yeah I assumed calling them must've originated from toon town but I wasn't actually sure I call my WoW characters toons specifically because I heard some WoW players hate when other players call them that @VerafiedBabe It's perfectly alright! Just thought it was funny <3 "@FrigidElfChild @Transhockeygirl obey the bootstraps, Charlotte" "@VerafiedBabe Nothing? Why is everyone like not only assuming I'm playing Classic but like, insisting I must be? lol They updated thee Worgen and Goblin models today in like, real WoW." @LambChopInPamps HELL YEA SHE IS "Started with Worgen toon because I honeestly thought I wouldn't be able to see the difference on my Goblin toons but I can on Zaktrax! Xartkaz's current helmet makes it hard to notice, tho (Also the Horde and Alliance symbols are a nice touch too!) https://t.co/j1M579Q2Ni" NEW WORG MODEL IS SUPER CUTE ALSO LIKE THAT THE CLASSES ARE NOW COLORED-CODED ON THE CHARACTER SCREEN https://t.co/tUBItv9tUp @lumpen_rose IM LOVE @DanaGoblin wow they're impressively wrong BUT IT WASN'T A BOX IT WAS A BOX LOBSTER!!! https://t.co/6GUGsfg0Ss https://t.co/FG2LJltP32 "@FrigidElfChild Charlotte dear, you should 💕" "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Best advice I ever heard was: If you taste it, you waste it. The idea is for it to be absorbed into the tissue, NOT swallowed. When I was on 8mg in pill form that seriously took like 2 to 3 HOURS which is one of the reasons my endo had me switch to injectable" @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Under your tongue or next to your gums (I can only manage the latter personally) bypasses the liver and can be more effective but as long as your endo has been checking your E levels regularly you should be fine. However it wouldn't hurt to try taking it sublingually. anyway I finally unfollowed her lol "also despite being mutuals for like at least a year, a little while back she mistakenly blocked me, and while I was able to get the message to her that she had and she ended up unblocking me, she never re-followed so I sort of felt like there was a slight wall put up between us" "not to say that makes me better or anything! just that I realized I no longer have to put up with her stale-ass capital-L Liberal takes just because senpai might one day notice me it's just freeing, is all" "lol there's a trans twitter user who I used to look up to and think it was so beyond cool that we were mutuals, but I've found also is kind not nearly leftist enough for my own personal tastes just realized I have almost 1k more followers than her now" "@LeafTilde ""If the catboys don't have a constant supply of cum they slip into a coma and die."" ""PEOPLE. ARE. DYING.""" transfemme mood #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/sD1cGeGtRW I need a stuffie of her O_O #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6felaObfRc IT'S SO CUTE OMG #LinksAwakening #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0ZPm87zgGC @LucyDoyle_1997 HAPP BIRF 🎉🎂🎁 @FrillyHyena right? fucking lol @lumpen_rose HECK. 💦 @transdabber Heck yeah congrats!! @PrissyOrcGF it's because you're a wonderful person with a good heart 💕 And our Warchief :V "When I was cleared for HRT, my endo basically said ""You wanna start now, or wait for labs to come back to check your levels beforehand?"" And of course I picked getting HRT faster. So I'll never know what my T levels were pre-HRT, but I suspect they were lower than average." I had VERY sparse hair on my chest pre-HRT. Estrogen seems to have killed off most of the hair that isn't supposed to be there. I'm pretty sure some cis women have the level of hair I have now. Still not my favorite :/ "so like, I know I'm somewhat blessed in having really light, blonde hairs on my chest but like, peach fuzz boobs are still really embarrassing lol" @GoodManFlannery literally laughed out loud you're not wrong 💕💕💕 "@norintha I made it back out to the car, which has much better seats thankfully x.x" IT'S SOMEHOW HURTING MY ANKLE NO I'M NOT SITTING ON MY ANKLE CURSED CHAIR @SixoTF oh my god stop making me want MP-44 this is bullying D: "@LambChopInPamps (And that's not oversharing, that's some good teasing! >.>)" @LambChopInPamps ghhfddhhtrrfg >/////< my ass is dying This dentist waiting room has the worst chairs wtf @trgrrl high mood @MaiaFranklyn YES I CAN'T EVEN LIKE HOW "@MagsVisaggs Also like, I know all the rules and my fingers sometimes still type whatever they want. One of the many reasons I stopped being a stickler for that stuff." @LucyDoyle_1997 godspeed @FlorenceLaReine SAME Not even on the table until it needs to be a strap Normal shitty plastic tat controversy: The mold they used to build it had a flaw in it that makes it basically unusable Fallout 76 shitty plastic tat controversy: DEADLY. FUNGUS. "Literally my first thought: Well because this is Fallout 76 I need to click to verify if they mean like, the injection mold they used to shape the plastic, or like a literal fungus. Spoilers it's the second one BECAUSE OF COURSE IT SOMEHOW IS, IT'S FALLOUT 76" "@PrissyOrcGF Yeah also when I encounter that I'm usually like ""Well shit maybe I said or did something I really shouldn't have if I could just hear from this person who'd seemingly otherwise be a friend why they blocked me""" can you believe I ever thought I didn't have genital dysphoria 🙃 TF/TG smut stories where the guy's dick becomes a strap give me fucking LIFE """this two""? seriously, phone?" "I'm willing to bet though if it were all feasible, Twitter would sooner get rid of the blocking feature before they gave it more features. Marketplace of ideas and freeze peach and all that bullshit." THIS TWO OMG I feel like this at least can't be abused and is a feature they should've had years ago. Also time delayed blocks that unblock after a set time would be nice. https://t.co/M8oL0Ixuih @vampyfemme OMG CONGRATS!! @kalina_chung @RileyFaelan I stopped peeing standing up years ago and there's some amount of gender euphoria I get from sitting. "@Kate_Bunni Maybe the bigots won't have their minds changed but they deserve to hear they're bigots as often as possible. And then with like, fellow queer folks if it's stuff they're not bad people for like ""yells about transphobia too much which is good but my mental health can't take it""" Some random checkmark I've never seen with like 20k followers screenshotted a friend of mine and I wouldn't mind at all leaving a message for them explaining why they're a piece of shit. "Ridiculous Twitter feature that probably would be abused but I wish could work: Blocking someone gives you the option to write out why, so when some person you've never interacted with is like ""Who is this and why did they block me?"" they can see how they fucked up." @kalina_chung @DevourerRose I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S SO TRUE There are moments when I really do enjoy *the idea* of having a dick. But my internal body map expects and needs a vag. I'd change that if I could but I can't 🤷 @PrissyOrcGF open up my maelstrom to deepholm dammit!! @PrissyOrcGF your tongue is at least 300% gayer than any other tongue GOSH 💦 @lumpen_rose CUTIE OMG 💕💕💕 "@Chaosqueen97 An hour. Usually anything past that is too much for me, plus most electrologists book appointments one hour at a time in my experience." Welp I was right about not being ready for today's electrolysis session lol Got my hour in but it was one of the more painful sessions I've had. But the good news is my electrologist sold me MUCH better numbing cream so now 12 hours in I might've finally unlocked easy mode x.x "@Genderbird Yeah there are parts of autumn I like, except for the ""less sun"" part. That just depresses me." @KittenFemme PRECIOUS BAB @KittenFemme NICE! GRATS! :3 @themouseinator Dysphoria is really weird! I don't pretend to understand it half the time either. @themouseinator a lol said through tears for sure :/ "@themouseinator YUP there's always that initial ""WTF"" followed by ""oh yeah lol""" "@ManjiButt I wanted to try one at least once, but I take a bit of pride in thinking about the fact that I'll now probably never get to experience once. In 10 weeks I'll be physically incapable!" @Ryleigh1248 the genital dysphoria heard 'round thee world @okbillybunny I'm rooting for you! Lemme know if you get one! :3 "@Chopin_42 I really wanted to make a tweet comparing it to like preparing for a car accident you somehow know you're going to be in but know you'll survive, but I don't want to add to the ""vaginoplasties are a kind of mutilation"" narrative." having genital dysphoria is like chastity except without any of the fun lol I probably can't fully conceive just how wrong this really is for me until I'm on the other side and can compare the two experiences. But just the hint I'm getting so far from living with this for over 30 years is that it's gotta go. "Like there are really fun things about having a dick. I think chastity devices are WAY more fun, for instance, and that's gonna be hard losing that. But even if I could list off 100 pros, the biggest con would be ""But my body knows I'm not supposed to have this.""" "Tomorrow's another electrolysis day. I really don't feel like I have the spoons for it, but I just keep reminding myself it's in service of something I've wanted for decades. 10 more weeks as of tomorrow. Only 8 more (at most) of electrolysis twice a week on my junk x.x" It's moments like these that I hold onto when I'm doubting if I should go through with surgery or not. Just because it's really scary doesn't mean I don't need it. @Chopin_42 it sucks so much I hate it D: sometimes it really does feel like my girldick is getting in the way of the pussy I know is supposed to be there like my hand drifts down there for some self love and is abruptly cockblocked by my own cock @asur_el hhggddsfgh "@hemmingcost Oh okay so it's completely useless then, great" "@asur_el can't think of a clever reply, too flustered by the laser-targeted bullying >////<" "@asur_el LISTEN," @nyaakat omg they're looking amazing! 😍 must be those hormones or something! :V @asur_el heck. 💦 @OneLameShark Awwww thank you! I love seeing your tweets too! You're a great friend 💕💕💕 "Huh. This could be a good thing. I mean, it could be abused as well, but as long as marginalized people can do it to bigots in their notifications, I'm in favor of it. https://t.co/0MP38JAssC" @LambChopInPamps Confirmed for making me think smol thoughts >.< @norintha @Transhockeygirl Spoilers it's true @sillygaymiria your hair exploded into fluff @norintha @Transhockeygirl What if Everyone in this thread Was hot "@olivebrinker They're not wooden, I'm pretty sure they need to be glass in order to work. They also need water to dunk into. I was heartbroken when I learned I couldn't use one to press one key on the keyboard over and over again like on The Simpsons 😭" "@norintha @Transhockeygirl IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT, JEN" "@Transhockeygirl 1. Mood 2. It's because you yourself are hot, in fact" @Transhockeygirl sensing a pattern @Transhockeygirl 😘💕💕💕 @Transhockeygirl how are you so impossibly cute wtf @okbillybunny I'm actually the only lesbian lol Farm full of bisexuals in actuality @CaseyExplosion One of the best genres imo! @LucyDoyle_1997 Taz'dingo! @norintha I love you too! So goddamn much 💕💕💕 @LeafTilde Leaf you're seriously one of my favorite friends on this site 💕💕💕 @RipleyStorm 💕💕💕 @RipleyStorm You should! :3 I love you all but why are you here "My ritual of ""surely they've stopped following me by now, just gonna get used to that feeling while I check and HOW ARE THEY STILL FOLLOWING ME"" is one I still do daily" @StebMcDreb YEP I'VE BEEN NOTICING THIS MORE AND MORE AND IT'S SO WEIRD "@wolfcau This is incredibly hot, beautifully worded, and earned you a follow, gosh 💦" @ayyy_vuh OOF :/ @ayyy_vuh I always hated haircuts before I came out. Put them off for as long as possible and was convinced long hair wouldn't look good on me. I was so hilariously wrong lol @Transhockeygirl woah same "ASSUMING this Lapras is even real, they just HYPOTHETICALLY shipped her out and she's currently in Columbus, OH it's all theoretical at this point, but I'm still refreshing the tracking number every other hour" "Too real. I hate that there's so easy way to check someone's bio mid-tweet, even if you're @'ing them. That's like the number 1 time I need to do it!!" @dronkus23 gosh yes please >w> @LucyDoyle_1997 Those people have shitty taste because you're wonderful 💕 "@CaseyExplosion Omg thank you for the retweet, Casey!! Yeah we've been building this place for almost a year now so finally having yarn to sell is really rewarding 💕🦙💕" @okbillybunny Gosh cute! i ain't afraid of no sleep https://t.co/cksmdx9vz4 "@lumpen_rose LISTEN," why is so much ghostbusters merch deeply cursed https://t.co/SmqLEp8iMG @lumpen_rose I'd love to see them! @ExistentialEnso HUNGRY DUCK FRENS :D @LambChopInPamps Tuna rocks 😎 @LambChopInPamps I'm sure there's no possible way this could backfire! :D @trgrrl pros: some video games are kinda fun cons: gamers exist "@RipleyStorm I have a crush on a girl, is all >.>" @FrigidElfChild THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE WHAT THE HECK @ValnarDragoness It wasn't debunked. That's not what I said? @Lookin4Serenity They still have it! Click on More to the left and then Display. It doesn't work for me though because Twitter crashes a lot and resets itself. @trgrrl your two dads dressed as mario and yoshi @Kalindlara HECK Okay now there's literally NOTHING else to do except Rustbolt. I even maxed out Zandalari to get the pterodax mount. Just gnomes are left. So close. https://t.co/PeXt2fTP3t @ChaKatKimber ALL OF THIS SOUNDS SO COOL I LOVE IT "I'm actually planning on getting a tattoo of my favorite dinosaur, Archaeopteryx, and the goal will be to portray it as up-to-date as possible, including using the actual feather colors we know it had. Probably getting it on my thigh I think?" "btw I love feathered dinosaurs too! My strongest preference would be for Tyrannosaurus to be fully feathered. I love ancient life and how it evolved, and it's more exciting to me the more accurate it is because it's often more weird and wonderful than we imagined." @Lass_Library I love both kinds of dinosaurs and I'm glad the un-scientific kind has a home somewhere that makes sense :3 @Lass_Library I didn't say they weren't :P @Chopin_42 🐉💕 @Chopin_42 EXTREMELY GOOD POINT God can you even imagine being human Just realized friends who are both dragons AND orcs have liked this tweet which is some flavor of irony I'm pretty sure "I really love that a lot of recent high fantasy realized that they're the perfect home for outdated dinosaur designs in media. Like yeah they don't have feathers. This is a world with dragons and orcs too, just roll with it." "@YourBoswell Okay, didn't know one of the sauropod mounts could even have an auction house, thank you. I've seen at least one kind around occasionally. Not sure if there's different tiers or something. Can't for for like four expansions from now when I can afford one D:" why is this asshole's daily quest never on the map so I have to fly my ass all the way to mechagon only to check what items he needs so i can fly to orgrimmar to the auction house and then fly BACK is there a closer auction house? https://t.co/MD4CGmqIBQ @gayforgrils IT REALLY IS @TimonicWulfgar I hate when they do that because the article titles I most want to mock are the ones from articles I least want to read and then I feel silly for not reading it :/ @PrissyOrcGF 😍💦 welp i need that demon bunny asap New HBO series to avoid making Superman unrealistic "I don't even think I'm going out on a limb here by saying that the original Watchmen comic was one of the most famous comic stories EVER, BECAUSE it dealt with real-world issues and morality." this has to bee some kind of meta parody right who in their fucking right mind thought this was a good idea bereft of irony @socialistdogmom Took me a second to even realize how he thought this was a gotcha. What a gross loser. @talkingtonothin I am @ThatQueenMab GENIUS @TheFintauSystem my team of experts confirms it @TheFintauSystem you're the most adorablest wtf @Yumi_Sparkles it's me i'm a people @XylariaVG I really hope one becomes available at some point because I've yet to own a bong and that is the only bong I will accept now @AstroValerie @Kaelyrhn I agree! I just personally prefer the film format. I'll almost certainly be watching all these shows. "@AstroValerie @Kaelyrhn I really wish it did better because I was still on board with regular spin-off movies like that, but I guess that's all gonna be relegated to streaming now. I much prefer Star Wars in a movie format, but oh well." @hmsnofun Impossible. "@Kaelyrhn @AstroValerie Solo's biggest issue was a boring protagonist, which is kind of a hilarious oversight given the title, but the rest of the characters are some of the best in the Disney era imo" @moonsofvenus_ They've always talked about hating clocks and they really like being contrarian. Just never seen them take it this far before. @Kaelyrhn @AstroValerie I will say I strongly feel both it and Solo are underrated. @00dani_me @zoestanleyarts https://t.co/SzFNE1WjLJ @Kaelyrhn It's the best Star Wars movie ever made. And I'm one of those old Millennials that complains about the prequels so my standards are pretty mainline for SW fans until the debate centered around what anti-SJWs were mad about. @ZJemptv Couches are sometimes extremely convenient places to have sex. @KittenFemme @arnellerose @ButtGoblin666 These are all true facts I'm reading This is the biggest downside of rechargeable sex toys. Just gotta wait now. I'll call it edging. "Actually ERPed to near completion for the first time since I was a teenager just now, damn. I thought I had lost the ability to RP, lol (Had my vibrator not died RIGHT AS I WAS ALMOST THERE I MIGHT'VE FINISHED)" "@trgrrl And possibly even more fucked up is on her end, she'll never even know what happened. She ceased to exist. Again." @trgrrl [Soma spoiler warning for anyone else reading this] That very last moment when the version of the player character that's left behind loses his last friend on earth. The last human-like person on the planet... It's so chilling. @trgrrl I watched a play through when it first came out and it might be my favorite science fiction story ever. Soooo much fucked up stuff that just arises when you prod at the concept of consciousness. "@NewGenderWhoDis Oh yeah I guess Sirfetch'd is a new evolutionary stage. Pretty sure Weezing is in its Galar form, tho" "@bunnarchist fuck it, DVDA, let's do this" @bunnarchist gonna dp 'em both after my surgery so far all the galar forms are penises is what i'm trying to say here @NewGenderWhoDis Constantly. Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar Sometimes it's a Pokemon https://t.co/gO0SBvtzK3 @ZJemptv TRUTH. "@ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose This. You're gonna feel like you're in a hurry, blink, and 2 years will have passed bringing with it a ton of changes slowly." "@OneLameShark THAT LAST ONE I USED TO HAVE THAT FIGURE The only time I got heavily into 3"" SW figures was during the 30th Anniversary line with the collectible coins and I had nearly the entire collection! My box of 3"" SW figures disappeared years ago, tho :/" "@lumpen_rose The only picture I use regularly for that era in my timeline is one of the rare pictures where I'm wearing makeup, though. Was it the black and silver striped top one?" @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Took me like at least a year to start noticing face changes and they're still really subtle. @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso It's worth a shot. "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso The best thing to do would be to see if a different endo might be willing to try something different with you. I strongly feel having a doctor who specializes in hormones to guide you is good if you can get that, but sometimes they're kinda gatekeepy :/" @gwen_no_fear @LackingSaint Literally none of those statements reflect reality at all. What planet is this person living on. "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Hormones rarely work as simply as ""Take max amount, everything speeds up.""" "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso I'm on 200 but 100 is way more common. Every person's body is different and every endo does it a bit differently. My endo is a bad example because he's basically let me do the max amount almost from the word go. He's the exception, from what I hear :/" @Chaosqueen97 Like every Brony I know what cupcakes is :P But straight-haired Pinkie being depressed/deranged was stuff they had in the actual show. OH MY GOD SPINEL IS THE PINKIE PIE/PINKAMINA PIE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE [cw steven universe movie spoilers] just thinkin' about... my new best friend... https://t.co/7q1Kxj0ta9 @lumpen_rose I don't really have the spoons for that tonight but I would like to maybe try tomorrow night? @lumpen_rose Doing mostly okay now 💕 @LeafTilde hggghh @nyaakat boob hurtin' juice! :D @doublegearsys 👀👀👀 @Anomulus0 IT IS squish~ https://t.co/itPZ6AdOAp LOOK WHAT @BonnieMakes AND @SarahAllenReed GOT ME :O https://t.co/U2p5kzsR2m @TheFintauSystem 👀 have acquired pterosaur :3 https://t.co/soVOL52FeE OH MY GODDESS I LOVE HIM??? https://t.co/AvghagTuMP @Tricliniangry They are! @TwippingVanilla BIGGEST MOOD Having my sexuality finally make sense is such a relief. @StebMcDreb yup it's the fucking best @nyaakat wow gay I'm actually 105% gay which is why it spills over so much @AliKat309 @RipleyStorm like UNFAIRLY cute i'm too gay for this "@Elli_Trans It is absolutely a thing and most surgeons require that, yeah. The chunk of time is usually a month. I'm very lucky in that my surgeon actually knows that there's really no evidence to suggest that going off HRT is needed, so I'm not going to need to do that." "@RipleyStorm wow I have to agree with past me, you're VERY extremely cute" being gay rocks so hard goddamn @nyaakat @CookieCyboid this is so cute omg y'all ever crush on a girl because like FUCK "@SweetBeans99 As someone who's really sensitive to that despite trying her hardest not to be, thanks for putting up with me, lol" "@KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie Like, in general. Regardless of how you specifically happen to be doing." @TheSecretCallie The break will still probably help a bit. Even if it's only a half break. @Anarcha_Narwhal @deathpigeon An important life lesson! @FrigidElfChild califortification @Anarcha_Narwhal @deathpigeon oh i thought you meant my piercing holes no i've done the q-tip thing in my ear lol @Anarcha_Narwhal @deathpigeon Cheek gauges are too much for me but the people who get them are braver than the troops @Anarcha_Narwhal @deathpigeon HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T TRIED THAT YET BUT NOW I WANNA @deathpigeon @Anarcha_Narwhal people keep asking me how big i plan to make them and i can't answer that given how many different widths of dicks there are out there @deathpigeon gosh thank you ;3 @deathpigeon ... my gaping holes gosh? https://t.co/phxg4CsBLK @deathpigeon Did you wanna see my piercings orrr... https://t.co/xuhtLPs1yK "6mm gauges feel nice and loose at this point, but I ordered special 7mm ones that should help me get to 8mm all the same" aaaaahhhh freshly cleaned piercings 💕 "@LackingSaint As an American with untrained ears for this sort of thing, hearing that Tracer's VA was English at all was kind of a shock. Like even to me the accent sounds fake, I dunno" @cordy_fox RIGHT??? How is this even a contest. @squidlarkin This is such a mood and I feel so helpless to change it for the better. I just keep my head down for my own mental health at this point. "@ButtGoblin666 That's really good to hear, thank you for the update 💕💕💕" @FrigidElfChild sub-cubus @FirehoofAmy How is it a weird flex? Brands namesearch a lot. I don't want them interacting with me. I have direct experience with what happens when I don't censor their names. I don't see what's so hard to understand about this? @FirehoofAmy I censor brands so they'll stay away from my tweets. I'd appreciate if you deleted that tweet. @queerchangeling same lol "BUT even still I'd really like a region 1 box set. My box set doesn't have season 5 or the movie, after all. I figure even with corporations not wanting to make physical media of tv shows in a world of streaming, Adventure Time got full season releases so SU really should too." I have a box set of non-region 1 discs that I didn't realize weren't region 1 until long after it was too late to return them. I think I might just say fuck it and track down a region-free bluray player one of these days. "As someone who's wanted to share Steven Universe with her loved ones for ages now but who lives in an area where streaming videos online isn't a feasible option, the lack of any region 1 bluray releases from Cartoon Network really annoys me :/" "@Kaelyrhn I don't think it would help, no, but the offer means a lot to me, thank you 💕" "Even though some things have been really rough for me and some of my loved ones lately, the ranch itself is actually doing really well and we're set for tomorrow to shop our yarn around town at every yarn shop we can find. So in some ways life is looking pretty good 💕" @Genderbird BE THE GOOSE IN YOUR HEART "@Kaelyrhn No, but thank you 💕" "@DanaGoblin Trans people age in reverse, it's great" And the rest of the song is just her realizing this feeling is called love and just reveling in it. The whole song is such a mood. It's the best parts of queer love summarized beautifully. Suddenly hot I'm Suddenly cool I'm Suddenly a genius I'm Suddenly a fool I'm Suddenly fact but I feel Stranger than fiction I'm new But I'm suddenly back I'm a walking contradiction~ "Like talk about a perfect encapsulation of discovering queer love for the first time. I mean, it works for any kind of love, really, but like... as a queer person I just keep crying, you know?" "@FantasiesFract1 No, but thank you so much 💕💕💕" My hottest Steven Universe take is Isn't It Love? > Stronger Than You Isn't It Love? keeps making me happy cry. @StebMcDreb im visiting the uk as fast as i can "@FrigidElfChild That's good, because I'd want you to feel free to talk to me about it. I guess I already knew all that, but that helped to hear, thank you. You're a really good friend 💕" I'm not okay @FrigidElfChild I don't actually have a reason to worry I'm one of the muted but I've been feeling kinda fragile the past few days so I'm gonna ask anyway D: @ButtGoblin666 I don't know all the details but I know what this is about and I know you shouldn't blame yourself. You're good 💕 @PrissyOrcGF best distraction tho 😍 "@loosie_lucy @Estrace666 Seriously this. Your reaction to all this just confirmed for me even harder that you're a good person, Kayleigh." "@ZJemptv fuck, mood :/" @Estrace666 Please please please please please stay with us. "@Estrace666 Don't talk like that. I couldn't bear to lose you. You're such a shining light in my life. Your a kind, compassionate, wonderful friend who comforted me when I was feeling down while you visited. You're so good. You're one of my best friends and I love you." @gwen_no_fear All I know is I like you a lot and I think you're a good person 💕 @Genderbird @rentedpineapple omg I need one @Genderbird GOOD STUFFIE COLLECTION TBH Here's what I WANT to do: Leave Twitter and use Discord exclusively for social stuff. But I'm pretty sure I won't be able to do that. A girl can dream. "@gwen_no_fear But seriously though I'm so sorry, Gwen. I wish I could offer more than just an ear to listen if you ever need to vent." "@gwen_no_fear Nah, you're stuck with me as a friend forever, I'm afraid :P 💕💕💕" "I feel like the past month solid of Trans Twitter has been just constantly, irredeemably awful. I'm here to interact and hang out with friends, but everything else that comes with that monkey's paw wish can fuck right off." @TwippingVanilla It's not but thank you @AliKat309 I extremely wish today didn't exist too :/ @Genderbird I dunno if that makes sense. Words are hard tonight. "@Genderbird *offers hugs* 💕 If you ever wanna vent about it, I'm here. Honestly it would be a good distraction from the stress and anxiety I've been feeling all day." "@Estrace666 That's good. I was kinda freaking out that it might be. This is really scaring me, Leigh. Please stay with us." "@Estrace666 Please don't do it, Kayleigh" "@Estrace666 I don't know what I'd do if I lost a friend like you, Kayleigh. Please stay with us. Please." @Estrace666 What's this a picture of? @AliKat309 Hope the trip doesn't last much longer :/ @ButtGoblin666 Huge mood. I took the day off and I might take another one. @elysianechoes I'm TransSalamander#4439! so they're selling fursona heads at w*lmart https://t.co/Y9aodblLsW "I dunno, I've never been able to bring myself to deactivate, even though I know if reactivate within 30 days nothing is gone forever. I think I'll just stick to WoW, Discord, and my notifications. Timeline scares me too much right now. Love you all 💕" I can't say what I want to say without losing friends. This was a fucking awful day to sign into Twitter. Might deactivate to force myself to stay away. @PrissyOrcGF HOT. @AzazelAfterDark Gosh I'll definitely be submitting an application 😍 "@AzazelAfterDark ""but you're no smaller"" HECK. x.x 💦💦💦💕" @weedlewobble https://t.co/EkmwFPSnF2 "@Katheryn_Lin Good to know, thank you!!" "@Katheryn_Lin Well, I figured they were based on those, but the way you were talking sounded like there's like a new version they're making?" @Chopin_42 I love Gen II designs so much! Johto is such a bizarre region I love it. @Katheryn_Lin WAIT A SECOND WHAT IS THIS I would DIE for Murkrow so of course I'll spend $11 for one OH MY GOD THEY'RE DOING IT THEY'RE CONTINUING THE SITTING CUTIES LINE THROUGH GEN II MY POOR WALLET 😭 https://t.co/PQwEkaTRzi @ADirtyTrans wanna nom D:< @flowercrownderg HELL YEA YOU ARE @sillygaymiria MOOD FUCK THESE THINGS @Tricliniangry @AgenderPrincess extreme mood @alexpoulsen1 The full size one is definitely on my list of most-wanted stuffies :3 @ExistentialEnso aaaaaa that's very true i never even thought of it that way :3 "oof, called the fuck out x.x" @renegade_roo I'm 1987 too and that meme made me feel so old D: @ayyy_vuh weirdly relevant to @norintha's display name @CelticAnarchy goddamn you're so right @TheFintauSystem Oh there will definitely be pics :3 And when you visit she'll be available for hugs :333 @maritronic9k YUP THAT'S A BIG PART OF THE REASON I LOVE THEM SO MUCH :3 @TheFintauSystem SHE'S SO PERFECT I CAN'T WAIT @TimonicWulfgar @KittenFemme I've never been there but I thought their kind was the soft kind? "@KittenFemme I have, but I haven't seen them in many years. I feel like Wendy's used to give them with salads or something in like the 90's? Certainly the soft ones are way more common over here." @BonnieMakes I LOVE HIS PINK BEANS SO MUCH 😭 @norintha @StrypeisonFire transition goals "@KittenFemme Breadsticks are both over here, aren't they?" @AngryNerdBird There's a reason we all say HRT is magic! :3 "@gwen_no_fear I knew you were having a rough time, but I didn't realize it was because you got dumped. It's horrible that you had to go through that :/ But it's awesome that you've had such an otherwise good week! I'm really happy for you! 💕💕💕" "I MAY OR MAY NOT have ordered a 34"" (86 cm) Lapras stuffie today It's really impossible to say either way until 5 - 7 business days from now" "@DevourerRose Things can sound plural-ish without strictly being plural, of course :P" @DevourerRose Ooooh I might dig into that thread later :3 "@DevourerRose But yes I got the impression the actual Homestuck series is too, heh" @DevourerRose Watch the video and just wait until Sarah talks about how the character they wrote cohered them into interacting more at a party :3 @Transhockeygirl I just... I've experienced those first bunch of pages so many times. I've tried to come back several times over the years. @KittenFemme Hussie hid some Toblerones somewhere and whoever found them got 1 Homestuck wish. Also he's been kinda letting other contribute to the canon and is intentionally stepping back from being the sole word of god for the series. You should watch that video I linked! It's really good @Transhockeygirl It's one of those things where I really wanna go full OCD and read Homestuck first. Think I can skip chapter 1? Please? @KittenFemme Someone found Hussie's magic Toblerone "@Transhockeygirl I've always been a friend of Homestuck, just never got into it enough to be considered a fan, I don't think." "The rest of the video is really, *really* good too and it's the first time I've ever thought ""Wow maybe I'll read some Homestuck fan fiction tonight."" If you're not already subscribed to @hmsnofun on YouTube, you should be." "The Homestuck fandom has always felt so incredibly queer to me, even just getting hints of it spending time at literally any convention (even the brony ones) and/or anywhere on Tumblr. So like I said, I'm not surprised June was willed into canonicity, I'm just sad I missed it." "WHAT. I only tried reading Homestuck like 6 years ago & I don't even think I got past chapter 2 at the time. I'd always been meaning to return to the series, but I had NO IDEA (tho I'm not surprised) that June Egbert was a thing AND THAT SHE'S NOW CANON? https://t.co/VV5IZuugZW" "@ExistentialEnso I only eat them because I try to avoid red meat. I know it's still junk food, though. It's like, potato chips are vegan, doesn't make them healthy lol" "I actually had to explain recently to her what HRT was and what it can do, which I'm only mentioning to explain where she's at with learning about this stuff. Any guidance y'all can offer will be greatly helpful 💕" Hey everyone! A friend of mine from waaaaaay back who I've known since before either of us knew we were trans just recently realized she's trans and made a new Twitter account! She's still really new to all this and could use the community 💕 @new_genevieve Heard this game was pretty gay <3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0CHxlGdSjq @ThoughtSlime hell yea @FrigidElfChild Perfect! https://t.co/N6CFsq3sVt "@FrigidElfChild Charlotte, dear, you're baby." "But he's right, pain can be weirdly fun. Especially when it's pain in service of something you've really wanted your whole life. It's a rewarding kind of pain. And every time I feel it, it gets easier to manage." "Like I kind of just call it all body mods, but that doesn't fully paint the picture of what I'm doing. I'm also getting electrolysis hair removal twice a week on my junk in preparation for GRS, and it's all very painful and pretty scary." "I really love this new video by @ThoughtSlime, especially the part about managing fear. I'm someone with a ton of anxiety as well, and only very recently have I been able to learn to live with fear and pain as I'm slowly changing my body in a ton of ways. https://t.co/BD7AMxyEdK" @PrissyOrcGF Gosh I'm so excited for youuuuu! And a tiny bit jealous. In a happy way. It's so awesome :3 @PrissyOrcGF omg your bimbo energy is growing! @NewGenderWhoDis OH eating disorder! i thought you meant erectile dysfunction lol @NewGenderWhoDis where's the ed tho https://t.co/SWbSf24MCc "@SweetBeans99 @pseudonymjones Comes with a Zelda dungeon maker and the aesthetic I might love even more than the one Link Between Worlds had. That's just about worth it for me. Now that they merged their handheld and home consoles, price weirdness like that is just gonna be expected." @NewGenderWhoDis But it says in his bio he LOVES tgirls! "@Calliethulhu A break is a very good idea. I hope you're feeling better soon, Callie 💕💕💕" @ZJemptv oh fuck I know the premise of that movie but I've yet to watch it. One of the mutated/fused creatures screams help me? D: "@moonsofvenus_ I think you're gorgeous, but I know this is the kind of mood where me saying that won't help. I'm sorry :/" "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] One thing I find really neat about this new fusion is they found someone who sounds like a perfect balance between Greg and Steven. His falsetto sounds like Steven, the rest sounds a lot like Greg. https://t.co/9gvVOh5OCn" "@EsserZed It's the perfect way to end the series, in a way. They finally got things to kinda start working the way they should have been over a decade ago... and of course that's when it's over. Hilarious." "@MOOMANiBE I've never been able to get very far in LA despite trying over and over again over many years, but the Switch version is arriving on Tuesday and I'm definitely gonna do it this time. I'm really excited!" "And I hope they just abandon all pretense that it's a prequel series. It's a reboot. Like sure, if you squint a bit and ignore a few big plot holes, Bumblebee COULD become Transformers 2007 in 20 years, but like, let's not. Please." @BluLegendR lol fair "Actually, I wouldn't be shocked if they just merged the two movie projects they almost had going for a second there. Basically I think there's a slight chance Unicron could be in Bumblebee 2." @steveinvictus YES YES YES @BluLegendR something something my bank account is on its way to oblivion lol no one's ever made that joke before right "@Anarcha_Narwhal Unicron is a better destructive orange leader than Trump, that's for sure" "I actually wouldn't mind if Michael Bay got to make one more live action Transformers movie, just to close out the second trilogy. I'd probably be disappointed by Unicron's final reveal in the live action universe, but I loved how terrible TLK was. Wanna see how it ends." @Anarcha_Narwhal I've heard of far worse cults! :V """But Kat, what does that have to do with anything?"" Oh, just... dreams of what could be if he could arrive before December 3rd when my surgery is... (I'm like, half joking) (...35% joking) https://t.co/yb6e43gCNu" I'm going to be a very different person with very different genitals when the chaos bringer arrives at my door lol "@PrissyOrcGF A lot of our operation doesn't require machinery, actually. Well, the mill we ship to does, but yeah I dunno if there's many places we can cut back on. Our eventual plan is to have the whole ranch on solar, as well. But yeah we could look into ways of cutting back sooner." "Against all better reason and judgement, I have now officially backed Unicron. I'll see him in like 18 months or something? Takes a while for them to ship him from Cybertron, I assume. https://t.co/MPuT9Zhf7M" "I'm totally down for a climate strike, but given that I work on a small ranch that like, my family and I own, striking wouldn't make much sense lol Dunno how best to show solidarity." "@gayforgrils I hear there's going to be more seasons of the show, and if that holds true I'm sure she'll be a recurring character." "@eduwatch2 That's awesome, thank you!!" @Stryc9Fuego Peridot figured out the concept of art all on her own @ZJemptv nope lol @jacquelinefilm Saaaaaame. That feeling of trying to keep something from a loved one to be protect them... @Sona_Sonara same 😘 @persenche true facts! "@AngryNerdBird White is Blanche. There really isn't a Golden Girl that matches Blue, tho" @Stryc9Fuego You could say the same thing about Peridot and she discovered a TON of hobbies. [cw steven universe movie spoilers] I really love that Steven now basically has three overly doting gay aunts https://t.co/ysoxXtj0wi [cw steven universe movie spoilers] I AM SO INCREDIBLY HORNY FOR THIS ANIMATION AAAAAAAA https://t.co/0M211GkRPD "@Stryc9Fuego @RhymesWithSheRa Same, same, and same." [cw steven universe movie spoilers] HER FACE. IS SO. DELICIOUSLY. EXPRESSIVE. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. This one frame alone is CANDY to my eyes. https://t.co/pYemooPqsu @RhymesWithSheRa Yeah fuck Renaldo. I skip episodes where he's the main character because he's awful. "@RhymesWithSheRa Probably? There's going to be characters you don't recognize but the entire movie is something of a recap. And you can ignore most of the townsfolk if you ever decide to give the series a watch again. I've skipped entire episodes that focus just on them, lol" [cw steven universe movie spoilers] Aaaaaaand I'm crying again. This part is just... unbelievably heartbreaking. https://t.co/WrBeRT4rBC [cw steven universe movie spoilers] The tragically ironic thing about this line is that *nothing* happened to her. At all. She didn't even *move* https://t.co/G3FAIW8Ezr @d_m_elms There's far too much to the characters and the story to understand it all or make any judgements about it from only watching a few episodes. @unisexlove No worries lol 💕 @DevourerRose Yep! But it also doubles as some hilarious slight fourth wall breaking :3 [cw steven universe movie spoilers] Spinel is such a rubber hose animation tribute even her hair buns work like Mickey Mouse's ears do. https://t.co/2QPKPElu4e [cw steven universe movie spoilers] This movie is so hilariously meta I love it https://t.co/Jrf7D79WuX @unisexlove what? "Assuming the movie did the thing the show does where the artistic style of the story boarder is maintained through the animation despite what the character models say, I wonder who boarded the movie? My personal preference for how these characters look is maintained throughout." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] I could go on and on about how solid and on point the writing is in this movie on multiple levels but here, have a moment I literally laughed out loud during. https://t.co/gepk2F0Jpw" @jacquelinefilm OMG WTF ARE YOU ME??? I LOVE THAT ONE TOO AND I CRY EVERY TIME "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] This is like the coolest, most artistically interesting way to show a recap and I can't think of many other cartoons that have done it? Like I'm pretty sure I've seen live action try stuff like this but in animation it feels so novel??? https://t.co/OZTBJkFD5q" [cw steven universe movie spoilers] OMG I'M WATCHING IT AGAIN AND I JUST REALIZED THIS SHOT IS IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE DURING THE MONTAGE OF EVERYWHERE THE BROADCAST IS PLAYING IT'S BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS IT AND I TOTALLY DID THE FIRST TIME https://t.co/VfwtVCiUDt @CatoftheNine @RebeccaCuddles oh heck wait this is main i mean i'm like 30 or something >.> @CatoftheNine @RebeccaCuddles OMG SAME "As that one weird Steven Universe fan who merely LIKES not loves Stronger Than You (like it's SO IMPORTANT as a piece of queer media, I just never found it catchy I'm sorry D:), the fact that I LOVED. EVERY. SONG. in this movie kinda shocked me." okay now my problem is i really want the steven universe movie soundtrack but i don't get paid for another uhhhhh like 3 hours "@gayforgrils aaaaa thank you! I still hate how wide they are overall, but I LOVE how HRT has reshaped my neck and shoulders into a much more femme shape. HRT really is magic :3" @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps i have NO IDEA what you're implying *huffs* @Kaelyrhn AWWWW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU 😭💕 "@chibikonatsu It felt flat because he didn't have an arc. Arguably no one did, except for Spinel. It's her story. The recap is for her as much as it is for us. Steven is usually the main character but he's merely the protagonist this time." @punished_chuds yea that fucked me up too @chibikonatsu The stakes were brushed aside by a couple ground kisses and assuming we'd work out the rest. The real stakes were healing Spinel. "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] It's BECAUSE the story is over that we learned of her story. In a narrative sense (not just because of Steven's broadcast to every colony), we couldn't learn about her until this very moment, at our happily ever after That's really kinda cool" "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] There's also an interesting meta element to the story as well. The story IS over (even if it's just ""for now,"" there aren't any lingering untied plot threads) and it's for that very reason that Spinel is so hurt. In a way, we forgot about her" "@DongsJ I believe I recall hearing that, but the series (even with the addition of the movie) doesn't feel unfinished. Like it COULD end here. So the story is done, and anything past that will be more (and probably will be really good). The series didn't need the movie, but that's okay" "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] Oh, and if you're an animated fan like me, you're doubly recommended to watch it. Spinel's animation alone is a fucking treat for the eyes, but every character and location is filled with a level of detail the tv series never even reached." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] I think it's required viewing for any Steven Universe fan, and I think Spinel would appreciate it if everyone learned about her. If the movie has a point beyond a fun revisit to that world, it's Spinel's arc. It's her story." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] And Spinel's existence makes total sense! Of course Pink did that 6,000 years ago. Of course this is the first we've heard of it. I'm just saying there wasn't some missing piece to the story or anything. It was just one last amazing bonus." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] And the catalyst for it all was a character that didn't add anything substantial to what was already said by the series, but who was still interesting, entertaining, and worth meeting, in my opinion." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] But that's not why this movie exists. It exists as one final visit to one of the best cartoons ever made. It's a victory lap, a greatest hits album, a recap and a reflection of how far we've come. In that way it, justifies its existence." [cw steven universe movie spoilers] Does it add anything substantial to the plot? Do the characters we already know learn an important lesson? Do they even have arcs? No. "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] So going into this I wondered if the movie justified its own existence, given where the story was beforehand (mainly: over). And the answer? Yes and no." "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] That's it, that's the show https://t.co/uhc375ZChw" [cw steven universe movie spoilers] Happily waiting All on my own Under the endless sky Counting the seconds Standing alone As thousands of years go by https://t.co/hwt3wAQQX9 "[cw steven universe movie spoilers] oh, fuck https://t.co/x7a15zBjVr" "@MOOMANiBE I mean it's been like a month, but yes I will start tagging things. I finally watched this because spoilers were creeping up on my timeline too. I recommend giving it a watch asap." "I'm the weird Steven Universe fan who only loves like 3 songs (the rest are good, I just never connected with them like other fans did) and it's seriously my new favorite song of the series. Haven't finished the movie and I'm just gonna call it. https://t.co/UCgOFDQ6kS" EVEN BETTER TEAM UP TBH https://t.co/PhAkaE1Ar7 EXTREMELY IN FAVOR OF THIS TEAM UP https://t.co/6HckDXMLKH "But yeah I guess I'll be livetweeting this? So no spoilers until I mention I finished it, please." Okay finally watching the Steven Universe movie. 20 minutes in and I already love Spinel. Didn't realize the rubber hose animation was pushed that far with her! She's like directly catered to my tastes as an animation fan. Even her song felt rubber hose-y. It's so surreal (though extremely affirming) when other plural systems point out that brain stuff we're experiencing is probably plurality-related. We often find we're extremely clueless about this stuff. Awareness of it is a skill that we're slowly developing. "@emmasspace35 @Yumi_Sparkles Her design (and the contrast with Grunty) is absolutely a Wizard of Oz reference, yes. I never stopped to think that Grunty has 3 sisters and only one of them was a good witch. Oh shit in the Oz books there's a witch for every direction, north, south, east, and west..." "@KamenSpider It's also the car sleds, though. Like it just feels like such a waste to me. But I can understand why others find that charming and unique." "@KamenSpider Yeah they oversimplified his design likely to make him easier to animate, but once you shrink down those car hood boots into nothing and stretch him out into a more human-proportioned shape he just loses everything that makes him unique as a character, design-wise." "@KamenSpider If we're talking toys: Ironhide/Ratchet. I understand why their heads are that way, but they're still terrible, even if the cartoon versions looked like that. If we're talking cartoon: MP-45 made me realize how terrible Bumblebee's design is in the cartoon." "[cw nsfw, nudity] This is too beautiful not to share" "A little late to the party, but my Prime Master collection is now complete! https://t.co/s39vPFzWwd" @tainkirrahe I have a MIGHTY NEED @PrissyOrcGF mood tbh 👀💦 @Calliethulhu @AgenderPrincess Is it just get Exalted with Zandalar? I'm nearly there to get the pterodax mount so that'd be a nice bonus @Calliethulhu I'd let a troll mommy step on me 💦 @thebayleerenee Oh I'm well aware lol https://t.co/HuvJcjQDZ6 "@wanderlustmage I actually wouldn't mind if they ported the Grezzo versions of OoT and MM, but with the lack of a second screen they'd have to do heavy revisions that I'm betting they wouldn't want to do." @VOID_FRIEND She said she unblocked you 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YES CONGRATS!! @nyaakat extremely cute boi! @Mynta @ExistentialEnso omg thank you for pointing that out that's fucking hilarious @erismoth omg congrats!!!! 💕 "@XylariaVG Golem and Dugtrio are just ""we threw extra shit on them"" and even though I love Golem I can't stand its Alolan form." "@XylariaVG Rotom's forms can be saved in the PC, unlike (for example) the fused forms of those legendaries in Gen V or mega forms, so I say they count." "So it just would've been nice to retire my Living Dex in a Gen I enjoyed more, is all." "I really wish this train didn't stop in Gen VII, btw. Possibly one of my least favorite Gens despite the number of quality of life changes I enjoyed. I just don't much care for Alola, most of the Alola forms, or really very many of the new Pokemon from that region :/" @RhymesWithSheRa @ExistentialEnso I think the Mr. Mime guy wanted a Droswee? Been a while. "@RhymesWithSheRa @ExistentialEnso In Red and Blue Farfetch'd could only bee obtained through trading with an NPC, correct. Same with Mr. Mime and I think at least one more Pokemon." @XylariaVG Basically all of those listed Pokemon are so bizarre and kinda of forgotten now. I'd love to see evolutions of any of them. "@XylariaVG I love how weird Gen II got because they had yet to allow themselves to revisit old concepts (like how Gen III got new versions of electric rodents, early game bird Pokemon, etc) so they had to start looking in really weird places for original concepts and designs." "Should I just keep my Living Pokedex on my Ultra Moon cart? That seems like the safest bet, but there is something appealing about continuing to take my collection with me." "But I much prefer to keep my collection on carts so I have the option of backing them up one day if need be, and who's to say if Nintendo will either support this service indefinitely or continue to let me migrate everything to newer and newer platforms?" I've mostly made peace with how the National Dex is going from now on since I'll always have my personal museum of every Pokemon in Living Pokedex form stored on the new Pokemon bank app. @Monster0Gem and very proud of their sword lol @XylariaVG Tangrowth and all of the obscure new evolutions of old Pokemon in Gen IV that are all clustered together in the Pokedex are some underrated classics imo. Yanmega and Mamoswine are two of my favorites. "@Bestorb Lapras is one of my favorite Pokemon so I'd love another form. I'd love a baby form because I know it'd be the goddamn cutest, but baby forms are kinda useless I feel? I would want it solely for the aesthetic lol" But anyway I'm pretty sure I'm importing a stuffie of Sirfetch'd the SECOND one becomes available @ExistentialEnso I've always had a soft spot for Farfetch'd and this new stage just delights me "Oh wait if mega forms don't count (and I don't think they do), Pinsir is another one. And the legendaries.... I guess there's a lot I dunno lol" @nyaakat hheck 💦 "Okay, who's left of Gen I single-stage Pokemon that have since gotten new stages? Off thee top of my head I count Tauros, Ditto, Lapras, and Kangaskan." I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😍🦆💕 @CookieCyboid Can confirm: It's a really good video 💕 @Casssdreams gosh glowup 😍 @norintha Nope! Drinking water specifically because of the cramps lol "doesn't really seem like drinking water would help with cramps but dammit it really does work stay hydrated, sluts" ultimate waifu "@VOID_FRIEND She doesn't use blockchain. We're mutuals, I'll ask her." "Always a good idea to check YT vids for raid boss tips in WoW. G'huun excepts you to have orb runners which is honestly too much to expect of LFR, but the raid leader was pretty pleased that I was one of only 3 people that even knew about the orbs & it saved us a lot of headache" ...world of warcraft just told me to smile more https://t.co/Jwknf33cKb "I don't care that we already got re-releases on 3DS and WiiU, I'd really love to have Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess on Switch." @Calliethulhu I really wish it was as expansive as Nazjatar given that the two locations are seemingly being offered as equivalent additions. "@Calliethulhu It really does. I assume this will lead to mecha Gnome ally races? Which is really neat, but like, the island itself is soooooo boring to me" "Now that there's only one rep left to grind for flying in BfA, I hit the end of things to do on my main toon way earlier in the day despite still wanting to play. I could level alts but I really wanna wait until I have flying so they can level MUCH faster..." "@YourBoswell I mean, I rolled Alliance characters to get a Worgen and a Draenei, I don't mind which side gets them, even as a diehard Horde fan." "@transgrlinexile @ZJemptv It's complicated because it's not JUST one's age, and it's not JUST when one started transitioning. Both factors effect this stuff, it seems." "@XylariaVG Oh heck I'm pretty excited, then!" "@YourBoswell SAME I also really want the fish Goblins too, but I won't hold my breath. So far the pattern seems to be boring race spin-offs I don't care about. I do love the Nightborne tho" "@XylariaVG Well if the height difference is not intended and not reflective of the final product, I'm not sure I see much of a significant difference. It's incredibly slight, which makes me wonder why they bothered? But still. 10 year old models. It was time." "@YourBoswell I have two Goblin girls, a Rogue and a Warlock, and I go back and forth on whether or not I want to make my main of 10 years into a Goblin (she's currently a Troll Shaman). Loooooove Goblins 💕" @IcyWitch35 I'm the weird outlier who felt the female Worgens looked okay. I'm assuming they're making them a bit more bestial? That's been the most demanded thing since Cata. @LeafTilde RIGHT??? I'm not going to say this is the main reason I love Goblins. So I just won't say anything 👀 "*Blizzard turning a big dial that says ""shortstack"" up to 11 as the audience cheers them on*" "@ZJemptv It's all over the map, though. I'm 32 and I started transitioning 3 years ago. What generation am I in?" "So they're making Goblin girls shorter & slightly thicker??? (I assume this is the overdue model update that they skipped during the WoD redesigns given that Cata models were so ""new"" & now they're a decade old, but she IS shorter with thicker thighs...) https://t.co/vU7fEwUAjv" Oh. The rep resets when you hit a new level for some reason and I never noticed??? So I guess make that something like 10k rep left to go... yay https://t.co/FoXjwjtUX7 "@Calliethulhu Specifically with Rustbolt Resistance, or just all the required BfA rep in general?" "6,700 reputation with a bunch of cyborg gnomes and them I can fly in Battle for Azeroth. Took like a month to get here, probably gonna be another week or so until I'm finished x.x" [WoWing intensifies] https://t.co/UI2xNPlUOg Leveling up this fish goblin companion is giving me pretty significant queer vibes. I really love that we're becoming friends :3 https://t.co/KQycUnaCyn @DevourerRose True! Can't wait! joop https://t.co/MTh7DoaUZS @ZJemptv Fucking monstrous what they're putting you through @PrissyOrcGF okay but like goals @SeanWithersDraw OMG CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 @PaigeAfterDark All the luck being sent!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @ZJemptv 💕 @PaigeAfterDark MOOD I'm 11 weeks away which isn't long but I'm soooooo done having this thing x.x "@PaigeAfterDark I'm so similar in a lot of ways. I've found that I really need to be having sex like a woman, which is like hard to define but you know it when you feel/see it, and yeah having a partner helping is usually better." @VashtaGryph yes plz @Yumi_Sparkles Thanks!! 💕 @gateaucocoa Oh heck goals! 😍 @ZJemptv Gonna need people to stop slut shaming trans women how the fuck is this discourse still going "@dumbbitchlexi She's definitely committing to the bit by getting rid of her check mark which is something I didn't even know you could do But like, even if it's her, I'm so done caring. Like I know she still has a big platform, I'm just so fucking tired." goddess it feels good having tits 💕 https://t.co/k29QUgwscm @FrillyHyena Yep! I'm getting a pussy for Christmas which will literally be the best gift I've ever gotten 💕 @Mynta It's my pleasure! It's why I do this and I love hearing from people it's helped 💕 @MayGriffin64 Yep. Electrolysis is very slow. @MetalPirateGurl Nope! Denver Health! "@MayGriffin64 It's possible I'll only need 20, but we'll see" @stalkofyarrow Omg you're having yours a week after mine! Congrats!! @GhostClumps Oh wow Vette being a healer would be much better... Maybe I will try playing again "Tired this morning, but looking cute for errands at least~ ✨ https://t.co/vSA04h12Y2" @ConnieThUnicorn I got some of this a few weeks ago and I have no idea how "@SeanWithersDraw It didn't use to be every time, but lately it's been kinda all the time :/ 11 more weeks and this thing will be gone, at least" "me: this thing on my crotch makes me extremely dysphoric also me: I'm bored and mildly horny, guess I'll use this thing to masturbate, what could possibly go wrong" @GumiRokkakuIRL I've used it before. It just makes noise so I'm embarrassed to use it super often in a house with so many roommates (even if I know none of them would mind). i think i need to stop fapping like a boy and use massager more often :/ "oof, i think cumming just makes me dysphoric now, this kinda sucks" @ZJemptv I'd give you a hug if I could. "@AnIrishVoid If you decided to do the HRT thing, that gut would reduce quite a bit. I had one too. And I still do, but it's much softer girl fat now. Basically the best I can describe it is girl fat feels less dense, if that makes sense? Squishier, too. It's really gender euphoric :3" @TheNDqueerelf No if you're male shep I'm pretty sure you can bone her. Or at the VERY LEAST I've heard that she has dialog explaining how that would work. Just requires a ton of pre and post-game stuff like ointments and antibacterial stuff and whatnot. @AnIrishVoid But I bet you're cuter than you give yourself credit for. @AnIrishVoid Is HRT something you're certain you don't want? Normally my advice is you'll be surprised how much it can change how you look. I admit I don't have good advice for trans people who don't want to go on HRT. It's a path I'm not as familiar with. @TheNDqueerelf Well heck maybe I should give the series another try! @PhyrexianThot goals 👀 "@Anomulus0 So, further clarification is needed: ""Ejaculate"" here means ""the muscles that move when I'm ejaculating are moving, but it can still be a dry orgasm if my hormones are at the right levels"" Basically in my body orgasming and ejaculating are not inherently connected." "@AnIrishVoid Not at all heretical! That's honestly a lot easier and cheaper, lol. And if it wasn't for transfemmes like you, sapphic bottoms like me would have to settle for plastic dicks, which are fun but absolutely not the same." @AnIrishVoid Also when your dick doesn't work as a transfemme there's MUCH less pressure to get/stay hard or even orgasm at all. it's wonderfully freeing. "@AnIrishVoid I traded a functional bepis for being able to have multiple, full-body orgasms, sometimes caused by nipple play alone. For me it was well worth the trade, lol" "really should specify these are ""dry"" ejaculations i can orgasm without cumming if i have help and i can only ejaculate if i *don't* have help (usually-- there's been exactly one exception) i except grs will make this even more complicated lol" "still have the occasional desire to fap, though i'm counting that as a victory" "awwwww getting my hormones back in order means i'm back to dry* orgasms :/ (*dry here meaning ""dry at first, but just wait until you're certain nothing's coming out, then and only then will it dribble out, enjoy"")" "@TheNDqueerelf Don't tell anyone else that, though. Doesn't matter if you've literally fought literal nazis, you'll be next one the chopping block if you start talking like that. (And that's TOTALLY not a subtweet of anyone /s)" "@lisaquestions @Rory__Walker @AdrienneCohea (Not getting involved, just felt I could clarify. I'm muting this thread for my own mental health in advance)" "@lisaquestions @Rory__Walker @AdrienneCohea What's been criticized in the past is ""trans culture"" jokes, which this was a reworking of. I learned pretty early on in my Twitter career to never go near those jokes because too many people are hurt by them. ""Peak trans"" is a repurposed TERF term they don't use as much anymore" "@LeafTilde Storytime from you would be something else, gosh" "Like I understand why y'all want to keep at it, but whoever you're arguing with/about will never see if your way. This is not the medium to change minds directly." discourse.jpg https://t.co/xyqOSvl5Me "It's late and I'm fairly tired but I'm still up, feeling like I'm waiting for something" OH GOD I HATE HOW YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS ANSWER WHY DID I ASK https://t.co/pyd5fmxv9x @StebMcDreb Because it's time to ddddduel? @LeafTilde @SeanWithersDraw soooooooo much work on ramsay's part but i guess that's why he's such a fucked up character "ramsay to himself, carefully inserting the catheter, presumably: i could have just chopped his balls off and had a similar outcome, but i'm nothing if not dedicated" "talking about the healing process, not after it's all healed" "@SeanWithersDraw After it all heals for sure. But that's the problem, it's gonna want to heal shut." @norintha challenge accepted ramsay might be a torturer but at least he's considerate of one's need to urinate "so did they ever explain how theon greyjoy pees? i dropped off of game of thrones in like season 5 and i never quite figured out that part medieval catheters, presumably" Okay like I know immediately after the fact I'll be loopy and weak and hopped up on pain killers but like... This reality is only 11 weeks away. 11 weeks away from it being gone forever. Incredible. @itsviviactually Yeah the only locked monosexuality I'd approve of is if the character's gay. But they so rarely do that for obvious and depressing reasons. "btw funny thing about playing favorites with your ranged companion who can't heal you while you're a melee dps fighter: uhhhh don't do that all my money went to potions and I needed help fighting my story's final boss :V but sure, I was totally a cishet dude" @Chopin_42 @Tricliniangry Oh neat! Now I kinda wanna trying playing ME1 and ME2 again... "@Chopin_42 @Tricliniangry I never got to the part where I had to choose between her and the robot crew member you pick up at one point, but I'm not proud of the fact that I've already decided which side I'd pick (given my love of robots)." "@itsviviactually I would rather have Skyrim's stilted, generic romances (likely to save on programming/VA recordings) than locking certain characters into sexualities arbitrarily. Oh this character HAS to be straight? What about my character that can be any race or gender? Why's that allowed?" "@Chopin_42 @Tricliniangry Tali was always on my away team. Without exception, for almost two entire games." "Oh I thought of an even better game I did this with: I loved Mass Effect 2 so much I stopped playing after a certain point because I didn't want it to end. (Though the combination of Tali not being sapphic, ME3 sucking by all accounts AND needing Origin to play it didn't help)" "@itsviviactually As a sapphic Sith (Sith SITH, no less) I'm not sorry I never came back lol" "@AdrienneCohea I was under the impression that as of the first expansion, same sex couples were possible BUT I guess it only applies to certain companions? I never ended up playing beyond vanilla though so I could be wrong." "@Tricliniangry I just have no interest in playing it. Still haven't played ME3 either. Like I know enough to know I don't need to hurry. Didn't finish ME2 either but I don't have an excuse for that beyond ""I didn't want it to end so I just paradoxically stopped playing""" "@Tricliniangry I would've settled for ""This isn't Tali, but like, you know, it's basically Tali except she can like girls"" but NOOOOOO" "@Tricliniangry Ah yes, the Mass Effect that sucked more that ME3 and didn't even have Quarians in it. Can't wait to never play that lol" "I'm told even after the first expansion was added to allow same sex couples, Vette still wasn't into girls? Goddammit this is Tali'Zorah all over again D:< Dear Bioware: Make all your characters bisexual in theory, I'll just headcanon them into being monosexual if I want." "(If you played SWTOR, the companion in question was Vette) https://t.co/Tu0XiAYPAv" Me 5 years later after coming out: Oh. "Me in late 2011, playing Star Wars The Old Republic: I'm going to obsessively grind this female companion's affection for my female character to max because I want them to be in lesbians with each other. Also I am somehow under the impression I'm a cishet dude." 24 weeks until the vag is usable (estimated) trying not to dwell on the fact that that's like half a year >.< "@Tricliniangry My main when I played was a Lightside Sith Sith and while I know that sounds really silly, the hoops the story had to jump through to accommodate me were actually really interesting. I did it all to please Vette, at least initially. Sucks she doesn't like girls D:<" "@VerafiedBabe @CelticAnarchy Okay, that's fair. But, you know, still: Fuck him." @VerafiedBabe That guy who owns the really big wrestling federation that everyone's heard of and who gets off on being a heel: Has he ever bled? @VerafiedBabe I ain't bleeding for a job that won't let me unionize tbh "Transphobes fuck with trans people as if money wasn't the only thing keeping most of us from enduring countless hours of pain from various surgeries. We're stronger than any of you will ever be, and I suspect on some level you know that." @fullcaumanism @TheNDqueerelf The tweet you're sharing is in the picture you're replying to @VerafiedBabe https://t.co/59pUi02iLE "@VerafiedBabe I knew this despite my best efforts to not learn anything about wrestling ask me anything about werstling, i am the expert" "@NewGenderWhoDis I had to Google it because despite Spider-Verse being everyone's favorite movie, Twitter has yet to add this extremely important gif to its files. ""spider-verse i am so tired gif"" is what found it for me" @waitworry 24 weeks until fuckable cooch (estimated) 2 weeks until we're in 100% single-digit weeks Do not underestimate my OCD's ability to slice this into as many fine segments as possible. "@_elyet123_ @Inkfacefahz I still need to listen to Plastic Beach but Humanz is... well it's not bad, just none of the songs interest me at all lol" 11 weeks until surgery 9 weeks until electrolysis is done 5 weeks until pre-surgery consultation (estimated) Things are moving so fast as yet so slowly "i'd really love to not get into specifics, btw i'm talking about how tired i am that's all" i've run the thought experiments and the results are in: i'd be tired of this and wanting it to stop regardless of which side i fell on i just wish every third tweet on my timeline wasn't discourse-related https://t.co/oApbbq43wE @weedlewobble Who are they? "@Inkfacefahz I've made peace with the fact that I'm a Demon Days fan, not necessarily a Gorillaz fan." "As of today I've done 10 hours of pre-surgery electrolysis, with 13 more hours scheduled at two hours a week, and a possible 4 more beyond that before I have to stop to heal in time for surgery. 27 hours should do it, I think." @gwen_no_fear I care a lot about you a lot and I hope things get better. @ZJemptv Are you at all into the idea of talking in DMs? "@doublegearsys @RoyalPepperElle wiggly, wiggly snakes" "@talkingtonothin But they were different, smaller boobs back then. And I only barely kinda remember them" "@talkingtonothin Not really, given that I've had gynecomastia since puberty." "@AgenderPrincess was that supposed to send a shiver up my spine because," "@ZJemptv You're this week's discourse target, so anything goes. This website sucks!" "Exactly 11 weeks until GRS! I would've waited until it was 10 weeks away, but I'm a little impatient :V" "no time for discourse, only time for WoW" @okbillybunny @TheNDqueerelf Huge same! @MOOMANiBE SO excited for that game @squidlarkin @DevourerRose That's a huge relief (if not a huge surprise) to hear 💕💕💕 @eilidhmax @bunnarchist Rarity's hair is extremely fun to draw in my experience :3 @TheNDqueerelf goddess I love being passed around~ They're able to wield such unimaginable genetic power and they don't often play with the consequences of that. Pokemon is a really wild universe and it's weird that they don't lean into the implications that arise when one considers by 1996 they had: - A fully synthetic Pokemon made from computer code - Easily produced clones of extinct Pokemon - A mutated clone of a legendary Pokemon "@DevourerRose We suspected as much, honestly" "Given how disconnected I feel from that dork I used to be, I feel like something similar will happen to me. I'll just... barely remember having a girldick. I can't imagine a greater feeling." Recently saw someone who got a vaginoplasty a year ago say that they've basically retconned their life as having always had a vagina and barely even remember having a dick and omg I need that in my life Can't fucking wait "I just had the best (ie, least painful) electrolysis session I've had in weeks! I think the extra ibuprofen might've helped. We cleared a good chunk of one of the (usually) more painful areas! Super happy with the results :3" I love that I inspired people to buy this shirt omg @eilidhmax awwwwwww thank you! 💕 "also while I definitely need a haircut (are these even bangs anymore?), look at this cute thing my hair is doing rn!!! ✨ https://t.co/h9xWxzSAgx" @ManjiButt That's why I completely agree that he shouldn't "Have to go have my genitals prodded with an electrified needle again! But at least I look cute, right? 💕✨ https://t.co/tmSm0oR5Z3" "I completely agree, BUT Milo getting arrested at a furry convention will be so goddamn funny" @polyheartmony Being a curvy girl is so good 😭💕 @maegodhavemercy Hell yes! A good pair of femme glasses can really help feminize the face in my experience. I'd love to see pics! :3 @squidlarkin there's a road named that around here and i always make that joke lol @AgenderPrincess confirmed for hot! :3 "@sillygaymiria oh, hhi >///>" "I understand why, but I still think it's ridiculous that in a grouping of ten robots they couldn't give us have Autobots and half Decepticons. Whatever, Wheel Blaze (the yellow firetruck) doesn't have an insignia so I'm recruiting them to the Decepticon cause lol https://t.co/DCAezBQeVG" "Look, it's no one's favorite character! https://t.co/Y40RYHF1Cr" got a box of tiny people https://t.co/yfPZGae1An @LewdiYui thank you! 💕 new stuffie setup above my computer :3 https://t.co/YDwL4mIvvf @theNDhighelf gosh feel free to call me a slut as much as you like :3 @dj_walnut @totallyhealthie dont worry i only tweet while high "that was supposed to say meat suit up there, but i guess meat shit kinda works? don't tweet while high, kids" @theNDhighelf I have a Samsung so that makes sense! It's a much-loved feature by me lol I'm really glad for whatever reason my phone camera tends to smooth over my acne scars. "Me as a dysphoric teenager refusing to use all the acne products my mom bought me: lol who cares about this weird meat shit Me now, well into my transition looking at acne scars all over my face: I DO, DAMMIT" @AgenderPrincess a memorable borg @AgenderPrincess woah you must've gotten *really* then @AgenderPrincess yea you were stoned as shit @DarkTyrannosaur as someone who's experienced this: yes "Also, Allosaurus? Literally a Jurassic dinosaur, we don't see many of those in this series, ironically." "This is such an incredibly cool thing to release out of nowhere. I am SO READY for Actual, Literal Jurassic World" @PrissyOrcGF sounds hot "This is one of the many reasons we repeat things like ""Trans women are women."" Because despite how much we say it, y'all have ridiculously ignorant and immature understandings of gender." "I'm reminded of that woman at social security who thought I needed The Surgery to get my gender marker changed, to which I curtly asked ""What surgery?"" and she looked like a deer caught in the headlights before her coworker reminded her that The Surgery wasn't required anymore." @salemseraphim WELP I NEED LIKE 20 THANKS "And because most of us are broke and/or subject to the whims of various medical systems that put us on the lowest of the low priorities? Assume we never will. Our genitals are none of your business, but please stop assuming all of us have access to surgery that can change them." "@OneLameShark He's not even worth $10 imo but if you've never seen him before, I've wasted more on sheer novelty in the past so I can't judge lol" "Hey, cis people: If you're going to make sweeping generalizations/assumptions about the bodies of trans women, it would be significantly more accurate to assume NONE of us have had The Surgery. Try not to make assumptions about that kind of thing to begin with though, please." "@hmsnofun oh lol you already mentioned that, my bad still so goddamn frustrating" "@hmsnofun ""cutting off your body parts"" I'm gonna need cis people to stop conflating ""being a trans woman"" with ""getting a vaginoplasty"" it's so fucking embarrassing when they do that" "BUT the open world parts were fun. I liked exploring. And while I'm not going to say I found EVERYTHING in that game, I ran out of obvious things I could do within my skill level. I wasn't ready for it to end, so... I just stopped. Ironically." "I often say I didn't think BotW was a good Zelda game. It's a great open world game, but after I was done with it I didn't feel like I played a Zelda game. Haven't had a new home console Zelda game I loved since Twilight Princess :/" @OneLameShark I guess you'd be too young to remember this but Optimus Minor was SUCH a pegwarmer. I swear I saw him on shelves well into the Unicron trilogy. Twitter should have time-delayed blocks. Like I could set it to automatically unblock in like a year. @tainkirrahe @Speed_Freak01 He still functions!!! "Kinda worried they'll think I saw that and took it seriously, somehow not realizing it was them and that it was obviously a joke. But like, no minors. Ever." "Twitter did that thing where they show a tweet from someone who's following you, and it was a 17-year-old jokingly showing their own profile saying ""You should block this POS"" No minors are allowed to follow me. No exceptions. So yeah, I had to actually block. Sorry." "@PrissyOrcGF You're nearly there! I believe in you, Warchief!" @TheFintauSystem gosh sounds gay~ @PrissyOrcGF im gay for those pants tbh it's weird that Twitter does this given on more than one occasion doing this has ended in people unfollowing me https://t.co/EbfCbrUefn "@squidlarkin it helps to hear about others going through it too, though thank you for sharing 💕" @CelticAnarchy RIGHT??? I mean I AM one and I hardly believe it! @QuinntoBean 👀👀👀👀💦 "@squidlarkin wild is a good word for it no word seems to completely encapsulate the feeling, tho I find it a little scary sometimes :/" just wanna make out with so many of my friends on here then maybe like suck your girldick if you're into that and other even gayer things~ wanna smooch GIRLS @DegenerateThing Very! @QuinntoBean gosh hi 👀💦 @2hu_crunchwrap Extremely 😭💕 @sillygaymiria true facts @MelissaGoesWoof room goals tbh Power's back at the house so I can share these pictures of the fire I snapped on the way home. Cool and also scary! https://t.co/WHWug6RiDq @themouseinator @Calliethulhu Looks cute af! @katposting hell yeah we are @PrissyOrcGF gosh can't wait to see >.> @salemseraphim I grew up in Longmont which is in Boulder county! Nice! 4 years is long enough to be a local as far as I'm concerned :3 "@salemseraphim Nice that's gotta mean you're from Colorado too, huh? Lol that's a follow then :3" @PrissyOrcGF MOOD. @PrissyOrcGF @CharlizeAfrica As a fellow polyamorous sapphic woman: Huge same! @AJisValid Good one! :3 hey same https://t.co/4hI7v8JGwj this is such a weird display lol https://t.co/yvNVIVeeXt also look it's that puppy thing I'm supposed to love as a little https://t.co/e1toSEfdfK But the good news? Still cute 💕✨ https://t.co/ASlyePeu2C "Power's out at the ranch because of the wildfire near us. It's not looking like it'll reach the ranch itself, but it means we're doing some late night shopping for water and other supplies." @Tricliniangry @Calliethulhu I know this craving well and I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist @Mewociti Yeeeeep I'm really glad they revamped how PVP works because I should not have been playing on that Alliance-heavy server for as long as I did as someone who doesn't much care for PVP lol "@Mewociti Tichondrius, Horde, Enhancement Shaman he's okay I guess lol" "I dunno why but Mechagon as an area is just so uninteresting to me and Rustbolt Resistance is going to be the last rep that I finish on my way to flying. It's just them and Unshackled, and I'm further along with them. Sooooo close just gotta keep at this." @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps (double penetration) @LambChopInPamps fgdafkhfkgh mmaybe >.< @degeneration LOVE IT "y'all think this is a shitpost but it's secretly extremely horny, trust me" @Kate_Bunni I don't like deserts either and I remember that act feeling twice as long as the first act. @SeanWithersDraw Getting consensually misgendered so I can be force femmed failed at being a boy so hard they're gonna invert my dick @tiptransformed Sorry. It fucks me up sometimes too :/ @FirehoofAmy https://t.co/IYw5WGWClB @YourBoswell :3 https://t.co/hK6Jq92A42 @YourBoswell Yeah I'm staying loyal to our Warchief! There's more pics of it that I posted in this thread :3 Enjoying my time continuing to be a snitch for our Dark Lady https://t.co/zJ3kFIy5yQ @deathpigeon @liddytronic Neat! I've never been. I was gonna say... if Lydia was in Colorado I'd wanna see her too! @liddytronic @deathpigeon omg who's visiting who? @Casssdreams aaaaa super cute!! gay for all girls but trans girls in particular? literally destroy me im GAY for GIRLS @CaseyExplosion You look ten times cuter! And I was already expecting cute!!! @nyaakat GOSH and HECK yes plz >.> @sarlichanx https://t.co/Wm8H1cFIea @AutomatonKitten @MelissaGoesWoof gosh gosh gosh as soon as I get my own room again that I can cover in stickers I'm gonna oh piss I forgot about these ones D:< https://t.co/nXQeFrDrPS @salemseraphim She's from the same line of stuffies as Flaaffy! The theme is like cuddly clouds :3 https://t.co/pWAn0f12EO @nyaakat impossibly cute @nyaakat @CookieCyboid I DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED I'M BUYING IT AS FAST AS I CAN "Thank you for the new shelf, Mistress! 💕 @SteampunkPenny" my philosophy is you can never have too many Pokemon stuffies :3 https://t.co/tdTbKeBEal @tinybird420 if I'm following them I'd love a heads up @Elli_Trans :P @MaiaFranklyn well I know what I'm calling them from now on @nyaakat extremely hot to consider @nyaakat gosh you're such a good friend Kat :3 @blaze_casual COWARD! D:< "the only way to be 100% certain that i can't get pregnant would be to fill me with as much cum as possible, as often as possible, right?" @Elli_Trans 💕💕💕 @Casssdreams gghhhgffddd yes >.< @CaseyExplosion Casey this is main getting a vaginoplasty to satisfy my breeding kink and no other reason @Casssdreams oh gosh no not at all hheck 👀💦 @LambChopInPamps ghhhffggh o-oh really? >.> throat fuck the sad out of me plz sad day so you know what that means: horny "@PrissyOrcGF um, heck 😍" so satisfying https://t.co/ko2iPKqlzt oh shiiiiit Porygon was created as a side effect of being able to transmit Pokemon into data on PCs like they just started with synthetic data in the case of Porygon I guess I already knew that but I never stopped to think about how cool that is "So Pokemon has its own Digimon in the form of Porygon, but does Digimon have its own Pokemon?" "@AmyTheTotodile Yep! That was a big reason why I followed you back, as I recall lol" hey look at these 2 weird birbs Porygon is cutely trying their best to be angular and Doduo has rigid plastic in their necks keeping them aesthetically on-brand https://t.co/xcnAdQuZcs One of my favorite Gen I Pokemon! Her stone texture is aesthetically pleasing and has really satisfying handfeel :3 https://t.co/5TkkJFT4kN My favorite Pokemon starter for almost 20 years now 💕 (she has bendable arms :3) https://t.co/OCJFZ9iSIo She has an ARTICULATED ARMATURE in her tree omg https://t.co/3BCjldJkv6 @dronkus23 your current display name is 100% accurate THE REST OF MY POKEMON CENTER ORDER ARRIVED 💕💕💕 https://t.co/CKbm5h7GIV "@cordy_fox Right on the edge at 5'11"" (and 3/4ths!) with size 11 shoes and I know how lucky I am even still feeling like a giant." "@BonnieMakes Please discourage biting, glove or not. We don't want them keeping that habit into adulthood when they're huge. Try yelping when they bite. That's how puppies tell each other to stop." @BoringNerdyKate I would also like to know ffor a friend >.> a thirstyy friend @Swymbiote this tweet broke my brain thamks x.x "OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: As a binary trans woman my opinion kinda doesn't count for shit. I'm sort of just used to commenting on this stuff as it happens. Please, go look at what nonbinary people are saying in response. That's what matters here." "No one else has to accept this apology of course, but I can't really imagine a better end to all this discourse. I still maintain her heart is in the right place, but that's just my personal read on the situation. I don't mind and am not surprised if I'm in the minority." @OneLameShark Omg congrats!! @Tricliniangry hey mood not even sure who that guy was but he wasn't me "@behsss My surgery's in 11 weeks and 4 days (but who's counting lol) and this video was exactly what I needed to see. Thank you so, so much, Stacy 💕" ding (part one) https://t.co/EUMtvucbTX "You can actually keep RPing this way as the story continues, this rocks! (Granted it's looking like it's a very minor choice here that leads to similar quests but I'm still enjoying the illusion of choice here if I'm being honest) https://t.co/aTOkARKN3i" @NewGenderWhoDis @ComicsByXan fucking LEGEND Years ago when I rolled a Worgen toon I actually refused to lay a hand on Sylvanas during the last fight with her at the end of the Worgen starting area (there are NPCs that will damage her slowly even if you don't do anything). I'm pretty consistent with this lol I am nothing if not loyal to my Queen. https://t.co/sxLuz3dbCs "@AnaMardoll That's a helpful word to know, thank you." @IcyWitch35 I am nothing if not loyal to our Dark Lady OH WAIT SHIT REALLY??? THAT'S AWESOME https://t.co/MArJy0Oxie "If this was an actual game in which I like, I dunno... played a role, if you will? Like a role... PLAYING game? I'd pick this option. But I wanna progress the story so FINE... https://t.co/hztgmmrReJ" "One thing I dislike about playing Horde is the human architecture is really appealing to me. I like that this quest is having me experience it as I look for clues. But like, never gonna roll a human. It's a fantasy, why would I? :V https://t.co/YiUgr0hv3g" this quest is actually a lot of fun lol https://t.co/oxovYAtU4W this is in a literal main story quest how could wow call me out like this https://t.co/fzuvm7bP9W @PrissyOrcGF hheck >.> is this horny because i sure as hell am GOSH https://t.co/gWA4KUwRXd "(I actually did read Art of Equestria cover to cover in one sitting though, which I'm still not sure how I managed. Guess I'm just forever a massive Brony deep down lol)" @NireBryce ...which is another thing I've wondered if I have lol @NireBryce I've suspected I've had both ADHD and at least a mild form of dyslexia for years now I was diagnosed as a kid with OCD/tourettes & they told me at the time they were in the same spectrum as ADHD so I figure it's highly likely (especially since the OCD diagnosis never felt right) "@pixeljadeart @liddytronic @Empress_Trixana Yeah I'm pro-no-flying in new content. I understand from a game design standpoint why they insist on it now. It's a theme park MMO, it needs to guide you. Though I LOVE earning flying every expansion. Very addictive for me whenever they unlock it. It's a solid system imo" @LeafTilde Might try that "@pixeljadeart @Empress_Trixana I can't hit those fucking seagulls for shit. JUST got revered with the tortellini seekers a couple nights ago and I'm so fucking relieved lol I like the match game tho! Like, super easy, but a decent distraction. The puzzle game in Nazjatar is fun too imo" @AnaMardoll Wait what's that? @pixeljadeart @liddytronic @Empress_Trixana There's also the problem of it being stored BENEATH Outland so flying isn't possible (or so I've heard/last checked?) @LeafTilde https://t.co/coe7BUDB9H @norintha https://t.co/coe7BUDB9H @squidlarkin Maybe. But that's a lot of work (that itself sounds unappealing and hard to commit to) just to get to the point where I can just open specific books I've been meaning to read for years :/ "In response to replies I've gotten so far: Audiobooks are great, and yeah choosing the right book helps, but like look: See these books in particular? I've been meaning to read these specific books for YEARS. At LEAST like, TRY. Even if they bore me and I stop. https://t.co/bEzFTHmGa1" @squidlarkin the tactile sensation of books is extremely alluring @Empress_Trixana @pixeljadeart wait WHAT I either didn't know that or forgot why is it not phased??? "What I'd like to do is like, have a set day every week where I just turn off the PC, sit in a nice chair and read. Maybe even have my phone with me to transition me slowly? But even starting that is... well I've yet to pull it off >.>" Anyone deal with never actually reading books anymore and do you have tips on how to overcome this? Like it's not just the Twitter addiction as I could easily read a book and have my phone right there while taking copious Twitter breaks if I wanted. But I don't even do that :/ "@pixeljadeart @Empress_Trixana I miss prettier Vale too. Really would like them to stop doing that shit lol Several times now in the story Dazar'alor, which might be my favorite city in the game, has been under siege and I've been like DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, BLIZZARD" @pixeljadeart @Empress_Trixana Deepholm is literally my favorite place in all of Azeroth 💕 @Empress_Trixana @pixeljadeart I'm the world's only Cata stan and I will fite you lol @Empress_Trixana @pixeljadeart literally all of the monster races are horrifically racist if you stop and think about it and it really upsets me as someone who always picks monsters/bad guys I also LOVE goblins with all my heart and soul :/ @NihiliaXIV @XylariaVG There's a trilogy of books that lays out the entire history of Azeroth and they made new stuff up to fill in the holes when they wrote it. In other words it's meant to be definitive. I own the first volume but I've yet to read it. *sigh* I'll get to it asap and report back lol "@pixeljadeart As far as races that didn't originate from another planet, I'm pretty sure you got them all lol" @NihiliaXIV I thought for sure the Mogu were Titan constructs? They seem to love the idea of being made of earth and stone. @Empress_Trixana @pixeljadeart oh my god i'm suddenly less frustrated by the existence of rexxar "@NihiliaXIV Awww I kinda liked the idea of there being at least one race that wasn't created by Titans. So in that case it's more about who was here first in which case it's... nearly everyone, lol. I dunno maybe the curse of flesh spread in waves" "@ecocommunist Yeah I wouldn't be shocked to learn of prominent examples, but the Tauren do seem like the closest thing to truee good guys in the story." @pixeljadeart OH MY GOD IT'S SO AWFUL WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT ANY OF IT GROOOOOOOSS @NihiliaXIV (And Goblin who I think also came from Trolls?) (And Pandaren I guess?) "@NihiliaXIV Oooooh I thought the native Azerothian races were Troll (and by extension Elf), Tauren, and Human/Vrykul?" "Also the Draenei calling themselves the Draenei is kinda fucked up. Orcs were the only native race on Draenor, right? Then the Draenei crashed on the planet ages ago? Oh my fuck it's just the same cosmic story of colonialism played over and over again fuck fuck fuck" Basically all of WoW lore gets really ugly when you compare it to anything in the real world. "You ever notice how the Horde are supposed to be the invaders of Azeroth but other than the Orcs it's mostly comprised of native races? Both gnomes AND dwarves have been there a while, but they were created by the Titans, right?" @YourBoswell SAME yessssss corrupt the literal king of the alliance and make him kneel and then do that to your champion (me) HECK "In addition to Queen Azshara, I'd very much like our warchief to step on my p l z https://t.co/oYJ3P4E5BE" Rastakhan's funeral :/ https://t.co/vgppOCoJbC @Empress_Trixana Troll leaders need to die... apparently. "@Empress_Trixana lol how ironic I mean of course that wasn't gonna end well, but it's a shame. I kinda liked him." "ALSO, Blizzard nerds please help me out plz: Did we resurrect King Rastakhan with the help of Bwonsamdi only for him to get killed by the Alliance AGAIN, OFF SCREEN or did I miss a cutscene/misremember what happened in the story?" @Empress_Trixana ooooooh I'm betting instead of the gnome boss they just fight Gallywix? I really just wanna thank Blizzard for stealing the idea of pirates vs Aztec dinosaurs from Wizards of the Coast so I could double dip on two of my favorite things ever in two different fantasy universes: Pirates and dinosaurs. "@Chaosqueen97 YES. I consider it the best Metroidvania ever made, and contender for best platformer too." Also her freezing the OCEAN and fighting her on that was really exciting. I do wonder what on earth the Alliance version of this raid looks like though? "So I finally tried my first Raid in BfA. I chose the Victory or Death section of the Battle of Dazar'alor in Raid Finder because ""killing"" Jaina Proudmoore was a requirement of a story quest I picked up. It was really fun! The pirate-y music was REALLY good. https://t.co/Yu2c7a4Nkx" oh my god in the newest game grumps they're talking about how silly the battle droids in episode 1 were and arin is saying that they were SO silly they were replaced with clone troopers in episode 2 and like... my star wars nerd rage nerve is twitching "@nononoagh I just love the size of the Switch game cases/boxes. Something so incredibly, satisfyingly cute about them." YES YOU'RE ALL ALLOWED TO ADD ME THAT'S WHY I'M SHARING THIS LOL @TimonicWulfgar Please do! That's why I'm sharing it! @YourBoswell Of course! "@SoftKittenJen Yeah other than like, gift giving I don't understand selling a box with a code. But at least with Overwatch, the future proofing aspect of buying physical doesn't exist. That game lives and dies by who else is playing it. In 20 years a physical cart wouldn't help." Gonna share this again because it's been a while... again <3 "@nononoagh It's a real tossup for me, because like our internet SUCKS so while digital games are awesome, actually downloading them is a chore. Physical games are annoying because I have to switch (lol) them out, but then again they're way more future proofed and they come in adorable boxes" "@SoftKittenJen I mean, if there's a physical box I want it! It's silly that they offer it at all... is it gonna be like, a mass retail release or like a special Blizzard and/or Nintendo store thing? (Feel free to add me!) https://t.co/uqVk7V8AIa" "I slept way too long on Celeste I almost feel bad. Solid, challenging platformer that even LOOKS satisfying to play? Already sold. But the newest DLC shows her with a trans flag next to her computer? DOUBLE SOLD FOREVER" "Oh, and the new Animal Crossing! I love to get games that never end in digital form on portable systems so I always have them as time wasters at my disposal. I already have Stardew Valley, and between that, Minecraft and Animal Crossing I'm gonna be SET." The list of digital games I really want to get on Switch is kinda piled up when I wasn't looking >.> - River City Girls - Celeste - Minecraft - PROBABLY Overwatch but if they make it in physical form I'd want that for the cute little case alone (I'm weird) @BonnieMakes The chickens keep trying to lay in the alpaca barn they're so weird lol "@steveinvictus Hard games that hold my attention are few and far between (it like Hollow Knight, Dark Souls III and the Donkey Kong Country series lol), but HK is soooooooo incredibly rewarding. I don't mind dying either and there aren't many games I can claim that with." "@steveinvictus I don't think I've gotten that far but I almost have the core game beaten! I have all but one badge and am saved towards the end of the White Palace. Not sure how far I'll get into it, but I want to at least attempt basically everything the game has." @ComradCapacitor YES as it turns out "@norintha DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT *checks* Yes they can but they're too heavy to like, hang off each other so a video wouldn't be that interesting." "@vexwerewolf It's only an issue when other trans people try to force their fellow trans siblings into acting in a ""respectable"" way, otherwise I don't think that should be an unpopular opinion." "ALSO ALSO: Both The Knight and Hornet have magnets in their hands and weapons so they can ""hold"" them! Either hand, too! Unfortunately The Knight's magnets are facing the wrong way and they're too small to hold the nail in place. But they tried at least lol https://t.co/UW0ppfrimv" "@PrissyOrcGF Me: *quote tweets cartoonishly massive anime tiddies with the words ""transition goals""* Therapist: stop" ALSO: Grub fren TALKS :333 https://t.co/nP7qHkBlZu NEW BUG FRENS https://t.co/FHyF1gEiIr "@DevourerRose I think that even in that unlikely scenario, it might be pointing to a much deeper need your subconscious has. But even if it isn't, bodily autonomy trumps all." "@DevourerRose My take on transtrenders if we assume they're real (they're not) is this: It doesn't matter why you want to transition. If you want to, you should be allowed to, even if the reason is because you think it's cool." @PrissyOrcGF @BoringNerdyKate like I need an excuse that good to get naked @PrissyOrcGF hey same they're like literally the best thing "@sasugakirin lol basically everyone has told me 2 to 0 is a big, difficult, annoying step I'm prepared for that fight though! I have a handful of tricks I can try to make this easier." @Chopin_42 Wow that's remarkably silly but at least that's a reason lol "So like, if I order gauges online, half sizes are totally a thing. Whose idea was it to make the sizes go up by 2mm out of nowhere? It's not a big deal, I just don't understand the logic behind the sizes." @norintha @Kate_Bunni Lol that does sound familiar now that I think about it Okay like I guess I'm mostly okay with these skeleton decorations having ears because it maintains the silhouette/spirit of the animal in question but I draw the fucking line at a fully intact bone nose. At this point why is this even still a skeleton? https://t.co/zzb79FnMkd @norintha @Kate_Bunni omg hon I love you lol @norintha YUP SOUNDS LIKE A LIVING NIGHTMARE Stopped by the drug store to get a flu shot! No way in hell am I gonna let myself get the flu while I'm healing from GRS lol https://t.co/BRiMvV4yYX "@Anomulus0 Yeah turns out my ear holes weren't ready lol I only gave them 3 weeks to get used to size 2, so I'm kinda not surprised. Hopefully they'll be ready in a couple more weeks!" "@Hail_Starscream Oof! Well, that's one of the many reasons I'm having the nice folks at my local piercing shop guide me through all this lol" "@Hail_Starscream Yeah I hear the jump to 0 is hard for everyone. Is a blowout just like, you tore your ear?" @TransTwill Hopefully it's just a matter of time for us both :/ "@Hail_Starscream Yeah turns out my holes weren't ready for a 0, lol. Sticking with 2 for a couple more weeks at least. Can I ask for specifics on how your experience went so I'm prepared?" "So, still a size 2, but they're green now! https://t.co/jLAIBmGKQV" "@Chaosqueen97 Probably a tail, preferably prehensile" "My ear holes weren't ready for 8mm :/ Gonna wait a week or two more. Having to wait a night with a smaller gauge in there certainly didn't help, lol The jump from size 2 to size 0 is hard for lots of folks, I hear. I'm close to ready, but not quite there yet. Soon!" "@Chaosqueen97 Earrings, but they're hardly rings" @TheCrystalStorm HELL YEAH I picked out some really cute ones though that I can't wait to show y'all :3 Looking at just how thick 8mm gauges are is kinda intimidating lol Currently waiting for our turn to get glass shoved in our ear holes >.> "Please don't tell me his name. It doesn't matter, does it? He'll be lost to obscurity probably even before he dies." "I really love how all I know about that ""pushing boundaries"" comedian is he's currently on SNL. I take great joy in not even knowing the name of the guy making the same tired jokes and being indistinguishable from a thousand other bad comedians before him." "@squidlarkin I would say always censor brands, but u-h*ul lesbian is such an understood term in queer circles I'm not sure I would've remembered to censor it either. Fuck brands." @transfilmtheory HELL YEAH It's been a while since my nips could do that but I kinda miss it lol "@Lord_Kristine I double checked before replying because I wanted to be sure, but I was right: They/them Sorry if folks are misgendering you :/" "@NewGenderWhoDis what the actual, literal fuck" "Gonna go up to size 0 gauge (8mm) today, but before I do, look how much light passes through my ear holes :V https://t.co/eSTwM17aBJ" @Estrace666 truer words have never been spoken why do you think i'm still here lol "@ViolaSelkirk @RealVioletWitch Well she has wonderful taste in body mods! Pretty sure most of us are into modding the body we share, but I guess I've never asked lol >.>" "@ViolaSelkirk omg I never realized there was that much space on an ear!! you're a goddamn inspiration, thank you!" "Far too many of my social interactions are on this hellsite, so that's mostly what I'm talking about. I acknowledge that Twitter interactions are much lower stakes, but I do try to keep this in mind when I'm in meatspace too." "But early on in my transition I saw someone on here say something to the effect of ""Ladies, trust your gut"" and I've never let that go. It's important to remember. If he creeps you out, that's enough. Don't need to justify it." "Like I dunno if I had this woman's intuition before I transitioned. I feel like when you're read as another cis guy, you get FAR less interactions that are like ""That kinda seems off?"" so you get less opportunities to test your gut like that." Always always always trust your gut about cis men you think are creepy even if you can't put to words why you think they are. "@DongsJ @jesstheunstill The specific spelling of my last name is baaaaasically just my immediate family when it comes to folks in the US, so I try to keep it under wraps. Although I'm not the best at infosec, so who knows. Maybe some folks figured it out >.>" Still a bit nervous about this but we'll see in a few hours. If anyone who knows better than me wants to reassure me I'd appreciate it. I'm weird about my ear holes. I'm kinda protective of them. First body mods and all. "@erinbanneret @PrissyOrcGF With very few exceptions, every trans girl thinks they're too big, or hairy, or masculine in general to transition. And every single one ends up being shocked at how far HRT/transition took them. I know the same will hold true for you." @FrigidElfChild i dunno i think the pikmin monster is more accurate "There's this underlying belief in our society that polyamorous relationships are inherently unstable. None of the aforementioned friends I've talked to have given any indication they believe this, but like... I dunno. I just wish polyamory worked for everyone, I guess." "@erinbanneret @PrissyOrcGF I mean, have you seen Morgan's before and after pics? Even as someone who's used to the magic of HRT and what it can do, I'm still shocked every time I see them." "Hopefully this doesn't come off as that weird thing cis people do where they demand to know the name specifically on your ID or birth certificate. I'm trans too, I get it. I'm talking about whatever your loved ones call you. THAT name has power and invites a closer connection" "@CuddlePotato An actual name is whatever your loved ones call you. If that's the same name as a SW's stage name, that's fine. I just know a few friends in particular for whom that's not the case. If they don't want to share it with me, that's fine, of course. None of my business, like I said." (This is actually referring to several different friends I've talked to in the past couple months. I hope none of them think I'm specifically subtweeting them. Just expressing my complicated feelings on the matter.) "That specific sadness I feel when a friend of mine says they're done with polyamory due to a messy breakup. Like, I get it. That's valid. I just... I dunno. Good polyam relationships are out there. It makes me sad, though it really shouldn't." "There's only one SW friend of mine whose name I know. Again, it's none of my business but I do feel there's power and connection in names. If we're friends and you ever want to share your name I'd appreciate it. I'll even tell you my actual last name as a trade lol" "@PrissyOrcGF speaking as a former bearded meat golem myself, I'm quite glad to be past that phase lol" "One weird side effect of being friends with sex workers is there are several people I feel very close to but I don't even know their actual names. I know it's nothing personal (and none of my business), but it still makes me a bit sad sometimes. Maybe that sounds weird? I dunno." "@SteampunkPenny You're the best Mistress, the best Mommy, the best partner ever. No amount of bad days will ever change that 💕💕💕" "@SteampunkPenny I can't speak for anyone else, but you haven't fucked with my day, Mistress. I love you and I'm here for you, no matter what. If you need anything please don't hesitate to ask." "@PrissyOrcGF Wait, three? How does that work, if it's alright of me to ask?" "@JangotheBlueFox I know. I've been collecting Transformers for 13 years, as I said." "Undertale, Hollow Knight, Banjo-Kazooie... it's like they're making merch specifically for my gaming tastes I feel so seen" "Okay FanGamer is just my favorite website now, hands down https://t.co/yf3yTnG6c9" Tiny bit worried that my poor ear hole was already gonna have trouble with going up another 2mm and that having a smaller gauge in it overnight is only gonna make it more difficult but oh well :/ "(I had JUST started collecting Transformers seriously in summer of 2006 and I often bought them at Target, so I got that two-pack for retail price and my Ultra Magnus is still wearing that third party armor somewhere in storage to this day lol) https://t.co/IveCU7xcFt" """Hey remember when we were in a Target exclusive two-pack together that no one bought until that third party armor they made for me and then demand skyrocketed on eBay making it impossible for latecomer collectors to complete the Generations Seeker trio?"" ""...No."" https://t.co/6mhKbN4tZV" "There's actually a lot of neat engineering going on here, particularly in how the rail for sliding his back kibble actually accommodates a waist swivel, but the overall toy is just kinda... alright. https://t.co/LvlHcfkHBW" "For the record, this is what Minimus Ambus or whoever is supposed to look like. https://t.co/AqQ6eK0Pb1" "@itsviviactually I seriously think Hasbro looked at what third party figures were doing and said ""Oh the adult collectors are cool with that? Alright then, we'll show you partsforming.""" This is less solid than I was expecting from a Siege toy but I still like him better than Siege Shockwave. (Shockwave's okay but his weaponizer accessories don't really justify the Leader price point imo) https://t.co/Pj3bRkB4gK HE'S TRYING HIS BEST https://t.co/iRNCgk8V4S I skipped a couple steps getting him into tinier robot but too late for that now we're on our way to truck mode lol remember a few years ago when the understanding was that Hasbro wanted to avoid partsforming as much as possible in their Transformers designs and now we have Siege which is just Oops All Partsforming https://t.co/t1BvyPSO0A "Also, some Transformers are just Not Fun to transform and having to do it just once into the mode the toy is gonna be displayed in forever is really convenient for me as a collector." "The argument for switching to shipping them in their robot modes was that it was a better advertisement for the toy. Which is fair, after all the original thinking was literally HIDING the actual character. But now that the whole toy is hidden we can switch back to that, right?" Now that Hasbro's gonna be phasing out plastic packaging and presumably all Transformers will come in windowless boxes can we please ship them in their alt mode again? I really liked the reveal of making a car into a robot that the line used to have as standard for like 25 years Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries https://t.co/YwNu1nNWHH @heartstarlet That really helps to hear. My surgery's coming up December 3rd and I'm definitely a bit nervous >.> @kai_stardust hot :3 @doublegearsys @FrigidElfChild STATISTICALLY one of us was going to https://t.co/TEIMY2QzGU @doublegearsys sounds like a @FrigidElfChild joke @YourBoswell Awesome! I should be there in about a month :3 @YourBoswell Nice! :3 "@YourBoswell Yep! The goal is at least size 00/10mm, but I'll probably keep going lol" anyway in lighter news look at this hole I forced into my own ear over the course of months https://t.co/mJLSNwA93H Found an older gauge to keep in there to make me feel better. Tomorrow we're gonna go to the shop and upgrade to 8mm since it's been almost exactly 3 weeks anyway. Naga fucking ATE my right gauge. Just slurped it up the second her mouth got near my ear. Any good substitutes for a 2G/6mm gauge I can use for tonight until I can make it into town and buy a new one? @Estrace666 what could possibly go wrong blizz give us playable nagas so i can finally serve my queen DAMMIT https://t.co/Sf44QmJgOD IMAGINE WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH THOSE THO https://t.co/L9byeCmHXv omg can queen azshara PLEASE step on me already??? https://t.co/eLAdTlsvSs omg blizz why won't you let me read this D:< https://t.co/xdchARud0T @sapling_flower I've been enh since Wrath! Nice! "@sapling_flower omg nice! I dunno if this is still true, but years ago enh shammies were seen as like ""lol why didn't you roll ele"" which kinda made me stick with it even harder tbh" @gailforcenyine @Calliethulhu @XylariaVG oh fuck neat! @Calliethulhu @XylariaVG (No apology necessary! I'm enjoying it lol) @Calliethulhu @gailforcenyine @XylariaVG My go to is icy veins for more detailed info but I'm not sure what sim means in this context @Calliethulhu @XylariaVG Just me vs the hunters for that weird venn diagram of gear "@Calliethulhu @XylariaVG Yeah I have memories of running Cata raids and being like ""Yeah I need mail but no int please"" and confusing everyone who didn't play shamans lol" LOL I'm using int weapons on my enh shaman. This is why I'm usually so careful to avoid full screenshots showing how much of a fake gamer girl I am lol @XylariaVG @Calliethulhu I need at least some direction even if it's flawed or I'll never get anywhere in this game lol "@Calliethulhu Damn I'm only just now realizing my other weapon is intellect too, whoops. I just kinda grab whatever the game gives me that's a higher ilevel. I haven't found a better one yet, but that's good to remember. I already knew all this once upon a time I'm just re-learning lol" @Calliethulhu Okay then switching back was a smart move. I just overwhelmed by the info sometimes. It's what that addon telling me it's a 90% upgrade to switch back is supposed to be for. Thank you! I ended up going for damage over item level because it was only a difference of ilevel 397 vs 398 but it's still annoying. "Okay literally not sure what to do here. New axe I just got (Razorbone Carver) is a higher ilevel than either of my two previous weapons, BUT it does like half the damage of my previous, LOWEST ILEVEL weapon. It's not a big deal either way but I don't often run into this. https://t.co/wwjqkIra93" Mistress & Naga 💕💕💕 https://t.co/nsJiQuAlBZ "@itsviviactually Not that I thought that I was being completely unreasonable, but I had no idea how nice it would feel to hear that from someone else. THANK YOU 💕" "@DevourerRose we're not sure if they need a name, but the person we're talking about right now wants to thank you 💕" @DevourerRose we'll try 💕 @DevourerRose i think this person doesn't WANT to be plural that feels right not sure any of us can help them :/ @DevourerRose we've been suspecting as much we sort of let that tweet word itself so to speak and after reading it over we wondered if this was coming from a specific unknown person @sezoxeufu @NewGenderWhoDis VERY hot but that just makes it funnier :3 "@EGKangaroo Totally! My main fursona is post-op, so I definitely pour all my wishes for how I wish I was into her, lol" @nononoagh goddess i wish i could retweet this it's perfect "when you die god grades you based on a scale of how many fetishes you collected ""only 10? you can get a better high score than that, come on""" "@spookythewitch dammit, didn't realize i didn't already imply that, half a second" "seriously i went from ""I can't decide on a fursona, I dunno"" to like ""oh wait they can be girls??? okay I have like 5 right now I wanna design dammit""" "dear teenage me: look I'm not saying you have to realize you're trans, but just make a goddamn girl fursona the furries don't mind, I promise" "or you're like my dumb ass and try to make a fursona in like 2004 but for some reason you never really feel connected to him so you just enjoy the community and the porn until 12 years later when you trying making a girl fursona AFTER you come out as trans and you're like ""...oh""" "@lumpen_rose today's a bad day for DMs, sorry x.x" @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfChild @Transjesster @Tricliniangry gosh you're right i almost forgot how good it feels to obey :3 "like I'm not 100% sure how a therapist diagnoses this stuff, but a hypothetical patient who couldn't possibly have DID telling you you're wrong and that yes they absolutely do has got to be kind of an oxymoron, right?" @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfChild @Transjesster @Tricliniangry i don't even LIKE boots but all these dommes are changing my mind x.x @FrigidElfChild @Calliethulhu @Transjesster @Tricliniangry okay i legitimately laugh at loud what a good sub lol "@lumpen_rose Different reasons. One was a friend of someone who lives here, another is a boyfriend of a different roommate. That kind of thing." "I sometimes put my doubts to the ""Would I tell a therapist"" test/thought experiment. And honestly at this point? Depends on if I think it's necessary but assuming I think it'll help: Absolutely If they tell me they disagree, I'll just be like ""Tell that to all of our faces lol""" the last lingering bits of doubt that I'm plural: what if we're not plural me on some days: I am absolutely not Kat me on other days like today: oh I'm definitely Kat lingering doubt: stop you're killing me "It's 100% a me problem (well, one of us at least) (maybe a few of us)" too many cis boys visiting today all of them are positively wonderful I'm just Weird @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfChild @Transjesster @Tricliniangry thggdfrtthhjoi aare u taking throne signups >////< @Xena_Brand I feel this. I know it's all so silly yet I can't stop caring :/ @TrexPushups @NewGenderWhoDis RIGHT??? Gonna get a fetish talking like that (assuming he doesn't already lol) @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfChild @Transjesster @Tricliniangry this is not a kink i need please stop (don't stop) "Nothing against southern cis men in their 70's but like, I went into that interaction assuming the worst and I left it feeling amazing." "This was like, well over a year ago. Sure I was wearing girl clothes, but like, I dunno it just felt really kind. Maybe I simply passed, but I think the moral here is you never know who's gonna be kind to you as a trans person." Thinking about the time I went to a consignment store and asked for help with carrying some furniture to the car after we bought it and this employee in his 70's with a southern accent gendered me correctly when he checked with his boss how best to carry the furniture out. @moonsofvenus_ this thread is a huge mood gosh maybe we can help each other 👀 @NewGenderWhoDis Our existence breaks all the rules and sometimes it breaks the brains of bigots and I live for those moments. "@NewGenderWhoDis My favorite example of when cis people can't decide how best to weaponize cisheteronormative expectations against us is when cis guys say that trans women must have bigger dicks than them. They'll just tell on themselves like that thinking it's a real gotcha, it's glorious." "@QuinntoBean If cis people would just fucking relax for five goddamn minutes that might realize girlbulge is the best, actually" "@PrissyOrcGF @confusedophan the trick is to sell it to several demons at once, then none of them can have it i call it the soul pact deadlock" "@NewGenderWhoDis transphobes: get help me: okay, the help gave me hormones transphobes: no i mean get help that we'd approve of" @Skyroneous @SteampunkPenny @BonnieMakes Since before y'all moved here. But we recently bought season 3 a couple days ago @QueerestWinters didn't know there was a hairline requirement for it might rethink this don't want to embarrass myself been meaning to get one for uhhhhh *checks calendar* 2 years i should get one of those side cut things and just surrender myself to the Gay https://t.co/WA5zTPW99q @W_Livi_ hey look it's updog https://t.co/RlwKJxsI3W "I mean like, I THOUGHT I looked kinda cute, so don't treat this like a sad post if that's what you were gonna do" @norintha I should eat something @norintha Nah it's just me """I don't want to smile in this selfie. I want it to reflect how I'm actually feeling."" Took like 20 attempts but I found one where I'm not smiling AND look cute. That almost never happens, I love it" sad day messy hair sweatshirt at least i'm cute tho https://t.co/4i1KLCUvB2 @nyaakat wow gay @CookieCyboid @a_alice_nsfw cute GOSH 😍💦 @StealingValerie Thank you! 💕 @trgrrl hey gosh 😍 @Calliethulhu @Mebrithiel must be a bot "There was a cute boy I almost dated when I was on the Disney World College Program. But I said the horrifically embarrassing in hindsight word ""experiment"" in relation to a potential relationship with him. He wasn't amused. I don't blame him. We never actually dated." "Even when I thought I was a boy, I wish I had tried dating/fucking a few boys while it was still ""gay"" to do so I suspect on some level, some aspect of it would have still felt right" Being gay feels extremely right and I sometimes wish I figured it out sooner tbh @PrissyOrcGF wow gay @squidlarkin this is one of those areas where I either never had an issue with it or I'm just unaware of the mask I carefully crafted to handle it all that sounds right I guess? wish I was more aware of it "@d_m_elms no, sorry" @ButtGoblin666 I have big phone anxiety and I couldn't imagine doing daily phone calls with even my closest loved ones. "wish I could say I didn't have this planned out back in 2017, but uhhhhhh really quite fitting that I only thought of 3 and that's all I'm gonna need before I have to switch to vagina-based puns" "Finally my ridiculous magnum opus is complete. Behold my Halloween Twitter name trilogy, finished while I still have a ween to spiro: Spiroween (2017) Spiroween II: Kalabar's Revenge (2018) Spiroween III: Season of the Witch (2019)" @lara_santaella oh god i feel like that'd be awful to play on a touch screen D: Perhaps we need a genre called Soniclike "Two games/franchises I strongly feel it's unhelpful to call platformers: - Conker's Bad Fur Day - Sonic the Hedgehog (yep, all of them) Conker is an Adventure game by way of 3D platformer mechanics, and Sonic... I still haven't cracked that one yet." @FrigidElfChild wow getting cucked in front of your mom you must be so embarrassed "seriously wanna buy two, one to use, one to keep mint >.>" "alright, new favorite switch controller set *nods*" girldick very red and angry and doesn't understand why i've been torturing it for a combined 9 hours now We cleared out sooooo much hair right above my girldick and a part of me wants to show it off but another much louder part of me wants to wait for it to heal a bit first. Friends on Telegram: I promise to check Telegram more often than once a month from now on sorry :/ "@Tricliniangry @PrinceOfPixels you mean they lock companions into specific sexualities what the fu- oh wait this is bio-""tali can never love girls""-ware i forgot, shit D:< kinda way less interested in playing it again now ngl lol" @Q3w3e3 borf :3 @ZJemptv zinnia how did you not already know this @FrigidElfChild I'm willing to agree with this. "Transphobes: Trans women only transition to fulfill their twisted fetishes!!!!! Me, enduring searing pain in my genitals for hours at a time over the course of months in preparation for months of crotch-themed body horror: 'kay" "It's worth it for the surgery, of course. But it's just A Lot to consider how I'm gonna be dealing with some form of crotch pain for the foreseeable future until sometime in 2020." "Having electrolysis hair removal on my genitals twice a week is kinda exhausting, tbh. Like, didn't we just torture my junk two days ago? x.x" "@PrinceOfPixels @Tricliniangry I'm just saying I'm worried it won't last forever and that when it ends it'll catch me by surprise, not that it's gonna end tomorrow." @PrinceOfPixels @Tricliniangry No MMO that's not WoW lasts forever. @PrinceOfPixels @Tricliniangry Well I maxed out Vette's affection last time I played so getting gay with her will be the first order of business as soon as I start playing again. Getting scarily close to the 10th anniversary and I wanna play again before they inevitably shut down the servers... @PrinceOfPixels @Tricliniangry omg i haven't played since like a few months after it came out but i've been meaning to return for years now 😭 Last time I played they wouldn't even let me romance Vette. I'm told in the first expansion eons ago they finally added in some gay. @salmonmoose What's on what service is impossible to follow. For a while there a lot of it was centralized on the small handful of streaming services we had. "@salmonmoose Oh yeah don't get me wrong, I'll be pirating way more now than I ever was in the last few years before it got completely impossible to follow, lol" @MaiaFranklyn I too want Netflix to resurrect John Hurt "@salmonmoose Fair, but I want to watch basically everything Disney+ has announced. So there's no 1:1 comparison to Cartoon Network, but there is a streaming channel that I at least am interested in. There was no Disney+ channel on cable, either." The way to survive this new streaming hellscape is to never forget which subscriptions you have running. Cancel everything the minute you re-up. What companies want is for you to lose track of how many you're signed up for. Even if you're broke it charges b/c it's a subscription "If we pretend each streaming service is its own channel, then this is a small improvement over cable and probably the best we can hope for under capitalism." "But yeah, we NEVER had the implied promise of streaming services-- that being one small monthly payment for anything you could possibly imagine. Even when Netflix's streaming service was new they had a weird rotating collection. That ideal version was never gonna exist." The original reason I quit paying for cable was because (at the time) I only ever watched two channels: Comedy Central and Cartoon Network. And I couldn't justify nearly $100 a month for two channels. But now if I want I can just get a couple steaming services. Which is nice. "Even though media companies have duped us back into paying ~$100 a month to stream everything (thereby re-creating the cable we all escaped), I will say one thing this new ridiculous system has over old cable is that I can pick and choose what I want... kinda." "@rozietoez As if any trans person alive today will be wealthy enough to afford a burial that leaves bones intact 1,000 years from now." @PrinceOfPixels hhhhh >/////> full spread!!! https://t.co/wbUjH8yHEV @NewGenderWhoDis @TenaciousRanch omg please!! 💕 @Kate_Bunni bullying D:< @Kate_Bunni what no that sounds awesome how have I never heard about this??? I also picked up volume one of the 80's UK Transformers comics! I hear the UK stories are pretty good? https://t.co/PtOzugcYco @Fentroid I have a Porygon stuffie coming in the mail as we speak!!! :3 Mommy got me dinosaurs!!!!!! 🦖🦕 https://t.co/OXufurtxsm @Yumi_Sparkles They are!!! @Yumi_Sparkles Thank you! They're one of my favorites :3 @dreamsofskies Yep! It's why a lot of say Sylveon is trans :3 @elizabeth_kinky I added Altaria and Ditto (as Lapras) since I last took a picture of that shelf :3 Incorporated a couple of my new stuffies into the trans colors Pokemon shelf :3 https://t.co/XNJsLO2Pxb niiiiice the sex number 😎 https://t.co/WO5YKOS3QD @MallowyGoodness oh god he has airpods in he can't hear us!! @starvinganthro yeah i can't imagine living like that sounds awful @RiccySmalls @therealHachiko of course he is lol guys like him tell on themselves only because they need to believe they're not actually telling on themselves that ignorance needs to be maintained to protect their egos "@Kaelyrhn it's how i used to think sex worked BUT my partner was the first one i ever had sex with and i didn't know that i was actually a girl who hated having a dick, so what's chris's excuse lol" @mentalina @FawksTweets it's so fucking tragic :/ "but i gotta say, cishet guys, when you make jokes like this it kinda reveals what your actual priorities are and i'm not sure those priorities are healthy" but what i will say is going on hrt and having sex with other trans women taught me to stop worrying about the cumming part the journey to an orgasm (if you make it there) is the bulk of sex and can be the most fun part if you just relax and enjoy the moment "i dunno, like i can almost relate to what chris is saying, but i was a girl who didn't know she hated topping, so yeah, sex with my ex got worse and worse (and shorter and shorter) over the years but there was a very important reason for that" "we love to joke about how all cishet guys care about is sex and i'm not so sure that's true what cishet guys seem to care about is cumming, and they prefer cumming on/in/near a woman when they do it so they can brag about it later that seems to be the actual pattern here" "i feel like if i were him, i'd delete this eventually, so i'm gonna nab a screenshot while i still can https://t.co/WuQPfmx0C9" @SuchApple not for long would be my guess lol @sasugakirin if he regularly lasts longer than 5 minutes i'd be shocked HINT: sex isn't just thrusting your dick into her as fast as you can "my personal record is four hours, boys please do better my male-attracted sisters deserve better than 15 fucking minutes" "@AliceAvizandum can't wait for her next video ""if you're hydrating during sex, you're taking too long""" why do cishet men love to tell on themselves about how bad they are at sex? *dies laughing in lesbian* @PrissyOrcGF dat clout o.o @trgrrl If I recall correctly we have TAS to thank for the current Clayface we all know and love. Him and Mr. Freeze went from much less interesting foes to the established classic characters we now know because of this series. @FOURLUNG @Zhennyfyr omg yes plz @NewGenderWhoDis this thread is a horrifying mood that I'm coping with by laughing D: I'm pretty sure my grs in December is gonna be early enough not to worry but you can bet your ass I've wondered and worried that they wouldn't make being trans illegal before I could get it @FOURLUNG OMG CONGRATS :O 💕💕💕 @Genderbird VALID @Calliethulhu distance is homophobic D:< @FOURLUNG god that's a mood at least they're used to dealing with confused stoners lol "@christapeterso Realizing it's intended for me to think ""those poor parents"" when I read it is the most chilling part to me." @PhyrexianThot GENIUS @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps My baby Binx (our other black cat who's 3) is an anxious bab too :/ @doubtfulgear ESPECIALLY that relative of yours @cyberwitchlexi GOSH CUTIE 💕 @sillygaymiria @queerfull dhffjd pplz >////> @LambChopInPamps >////> "@TainaGorditaTV @BoringNerdyKate yea pretty much lol (I'm disappointed in Twitter's lack of any gifs of that wonderful shot of her mechanical tongue extending and lashing out to grab Sam. Disappointed, but not surprised)" "@TracerPlace @BoringNerdyKate He's a from a team of Decepticons who torture and kill anyone who tries to defect. Evil, evil characters lol" "@BoringNerdyKate In Beast Wars it's heavily implied Transformers fuck, so" "@BoringNerdyKate Pretenders are a type of Cybertronian who can mimic humans perfectly, so a sex bot shouldn't be difficult. Fucking machine and hitachi: Closest I can think of are an electric chair and a toaster respectively, soooooo I'm gonna say: yes absolutely." her name is Midna and she loves you all LOAFF https://t.co/REKHoSOtkG @melodyaligned hffhghhhhddd >/////< @melodyaligned hhggggh im potty trained >////> "like the stuffie getting stuck on the crane in the most hilariously bullshit way possible is funny enough, but then there's apparently some passive aggressive messaging happening between employees lol" @definitelyfinch Awww thank you! 💕 there's a lot going on in this crane machine https://t.co/XlQ6pdItiw "I can't do it with every bathroom, but most of the time my superpower is being about to effortlessly use the women's restroom and most days it gives me gender euphoria. You ever need a friend to join you in the bathroom for safety, I'm your girl 💕" "@transfilmtheory Seriously I used to stress that that was too ""fake"" but like, every cis girl wears the same kind of bra so why shouldn't we lol" @transfilmtheory STILL COUNTS @gwen_no_fear lol that clown has been sending Natalie's supposed info to every big trans account's CC they can find "@MagsVisaggs While it's not consciously the main reason I mainly date trans women, the part where I'm inescapably gay no matter what because of it is one of my favorite aspects lol" @ACrimsonSun oh wait is this your room??? well done lol @ACrimsonSun incredible @ThatHeckinBirby oooooh nice steppies o_o "been watching too much game grumps lately and every time I yelled during my electrolysis session today I had to fight every urge to say ""aaaaaAAAAAA THE FRENCH"" didn't want to start laughing while an electrified needle was jammed into a hair follicle >.>" @MoonGoddessBree I want this game so bad! @sapling_flower @MoonGoddessBree It's from River City Girls "@keystomemories Yup same! I mean right side isn't much better, but we're talking about the exact same area, I just described it differently x.x" @pouchedfox OMG I LOVE THAT SECOND STORY omg look at me I'm trans woman inside a public women's restroom... CHECKING MY HAIR!!!!!! *gasp* https://t.co/2hLSAE6Pcp "So in case y'all are curious, electrolysis hair removal on the base of your girldick is waaaaaay more painful than on your scrotum x.x We got a big patch of it done today tho thankfully!" "@gayforgrils I've heard conflicting things, but according to my doctor: Lidocaine cream is now over the counter (I got mine from a friend's old prescription)" "Forgot to bring the plastic cling wrap so in order to make sure the numbing cream on my junk soaks into my skin and not my underwear, I'm just chilling in the car before my electrolysis appointment with my girldick aaaaall the way out 🙃" @ZJemptv goddamn 👀💦 @Deirdraccoon gosh mood @Transhockeygirl true facts! 💕 "@Jesin00 You'd have to get specific first for me to say for sure, but if you're calling what you experience a possible shell, you're trans. If there's any kind of desire to transition or to not live as your current gender, you're trans." @theblackwidower @VeerleTakino okay well I have great news then: what it actually says is neither of those things @Jesin00 It is absolutely a guarantee. Cis people don't deal with these kinds of thoughts. @eilidhmax @KittenKilara gosh 💦 "@theblackwidower @VeerleTakino The original logo has ""More than meets the eye"" in that space, not the first part of the verse of the theme song that you're thinking of." "@ComradeCalifor1 I'm already owned by Mistress, thanks" "@Jesin00 If you think there might be a shell, there is one. Trust me." @ComradeCalifor1 But you are a good girl! :3 "@Kaelyrhn Since June 2017, but I've only been on injectable estrogen for about 7 weeks" "@Jesin00 If you know there's a shell, that's the closet, not an eggshell :P" @trgrrl aw hell yeah doombud is one of my favorite strains @RaeGun2k teach me your ways they might come in handy @Deirdraccoon RIGHT??? It's so surreal to think about! "@TheFintauSystem *offers hugs* I'm so sorry, love :/" @ZJemptv Cutie!! 💕 "I dunno if that rush of euphoria that happens after an estrogen injection is a placebo effect or not, but it happens 100% of the time so even if it is I'm not complaining" @deathpigeon 🍄🍄🍄 @squidlarkin we always censor brands on principle because we never want to talk to a brand yea i rate bein girl 11/10 Things I've cried about this week: - How beautiful dinosaurs are - How wonderful estrogen feels even after an injection that hurt a bit more than usual @xQuestionSleepx ggosh >.> @FOURLUNG THAT'S SO MANY STICKERS I LOVE IT!!! Oh nooooo I knew I recognized Robert Axelrod's face! He voiced Wizardmon in Digimon Adventure and I've seen him at panels at conventions before. RIP to a legend :/ @AmyTheTotodile goddess they're just... wow @FOURLUNG triumphant "@EgoRecreational ""might"" :P" @StebMcDreb Thank you! I'll watch it as soon as I have a moment :3 @llamaterrible I mean same tho @StebMcDreb Awww I missed it! :/ @TheIVEyed Awwwww what a good girl! :3 @DarkTyrannosaur hheck x.x 💦 @salielle Yup!! @cyberwitchlexi quite possibly the gayest @Calliethulhu hnbbbggg are they taking signups? >////> @Q3w3e3 gOSH 💦 gosh you ever just dream about being tied up while a bunch of girls take turns topping the fuck out of you? i think i might be a sub???? @RebelGirl1323 @Calliethulhu awwww how wholesome!!!! "@lumpen_rose @TenaciousRanch We have 40 acres, they'd tire out before they got anywhere lol" @cordy_fox @persenche wait I'm gay too??? @NewGenderWhoDis gosh~ :3 @Calliethulhu listen it's not my fault femboys are hot @StebMcDreb gender euphoria feels sooooo hecking good x.x "@QueenStodge @Luemas7 Please do! I didn't make it, lol" "@omnismooch @LeafTilde sounds like it, slut :V" @Transhockeygirl gosh i think we might both be gay~ @Transhockeygirl hey hey Natalie YOU'RE a good girl :3 @Transhockeygirl fgdsgdgdfh >/////< @Transhockeygirl YUUUUP IT'S SO GOOD @Transhockeygirl same lol @ememgoode heck >////> "@TrexPushups YES YES YES ""boys"" turning into girls is basically the absolutely Best" "okay but like, freshly hatched trans girls who are shocked at how good it feels to be called a good girl or a slut? literally the cutest thing ever" @KittenFemme For me it was almost ten years of playing off and on but I wish you luck! @KittenFemme ur so valid tho "wow dunno if i should be proud or ashamed of this achievement >.> (please don't judge my spell bar, I'm weird) https://t.co/Qnsx9WYDfB" "@CateSpice God that was me. Every set of birthday candles. Every shooting star. I didn't even believe in the magic, but it's the only wish I could ever think of." @Transhockeygirl @Calliethulhu 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu @Transhockeygirl thank you 💕 @Transhockeygirl @Calliethulhu Well it's doubly hard because of my shitty internet. I can't even do voice chat. Worried that I'm a terrible girlfriend to the long distance relationship I already have :/ @Calliethulhu (same it's the beeeeest I feel so lucky) "@Calliethulhu Yeah it's the worst D: I had this idea of asking my crush out after I met them in person for the first time to be like, really sure there was chemistry there but who knows when I'm gonna be able to travel that far..." @Calliethulhu yeah but like i have this one crush who lives so far away that i'm afraid asking them out would be an automatic no because of distance >.> @Calliethulhu HFDFGJKCALLIE @OrionPax4217 Happy birthday btw :3 "@PhyrexianThot goals, honestly" @nyaakat hheck >////> @CatkinsLap Good name! Sure wish our system could agree on one lol "@VOID_FRIEND (We haven't talked about him much publicly, and he has yet to front, but his name is Gabriel)" @VOID_FRIEND oh y'all have a femboy twink in your system too? >/////> "@CatkinsLap Contender for gayest sentence I've ever read, nice" @NewGenderWhoDis (tho I did just see an ACAB one right after I tweeted this which is nice) @NewGenderWhoDis Hey literally the first of this meme I've seen that doesn't feel mean spirited "@MaiaFranklyn (not to imply I could do it better, quite the opposite)" "@MaiaFranklyn This might sound weird, but huge same." (really wanna get a more up-to-date lesbian flag :/) updated headboard stuffie display :333 https://t.co/KYQxa7ekBa @Danielemental_ yeah not holding my breath x.x @doublegearsys @MetroidMasterX6 people don't know what they're missing D:< "@RoyalPepperElle I mean, yes, but I thought you were asking how does showing a topless selfie inherently mean it's slut shaming me, and in that case I don't really have an answer lol" "@RoyalPepperElle I dunno, just thought that'd be a funny tweet" "@Kate_Bunni ""It""?" "also as much as I like Windows 10, I hate that in 2019 the start menu consists of 90% bullshit I never put on my computer and/or ads" kinda getting the feeling my start menu is slut shaming me https://t.co/trwlZ9rIXw if they do a Johto set I'm just gonna sign my money away in advance x.x As far as must-haves tho there's still like 6 more I want so I'm by no means stopping just yet lol I'm mostly tempted to have it be a long-term goal to collect the whole set because I have a Living Pokedex in the games and I've lost control of my life. "I would love to collect a full set of Sitting Cuties because like, how often do they do a run of the entire original 151 Pokemon at once? But even at $11 a Pokemon, and even already owning 11... yeah I don't want to do that math. https://t.co/ensKZdFKhS" "For anyone who never saw that's curious, here's my old one :3 https://t.co/mC7YCnkWGH" "As much as I loved my old banner, it was time for a change. Plus I couldn't NOT make this my banner the second I saw it come on https://t.co/ezoWDe2NUJ" @vexwerewolf I MEAN... yes >////> @APrivateRobin Heck. 💦 @APrivateRobin what a good puppy gosh!!! :3 @waitworry it's what cats crave literally reached my hand in (from the other side) while being mildly distracted and felt fur before I even knew he was in there the comedic timing was perfect love my weird son 💕 https://t.co/bym3uxW7Ds @RedLRIGLineysa @heck_engine Cute :3 @SixArmedSweater Gosh this is kind of a mood. @doublegearsys I WANNA PLAY IT SO BADLY @QuestForTori HECKING cute Tori. Gosh. @gaaran00b I didn't get a cell cellphone until senior year in 2005! @VOID_FRIEND 👀 @NikatinePrime prolly that your hungry :V @FluffRuff @FaeQueen2 @ZJemptv We could ask the same of you. Please take your transphobia elsewhere. Muted. @Calliethulhu I know that feeling well :/ *offers hugs* 💕 @LittleEmmyBee @SteampunkPenny im pretty sure the mushroom is just gonna be ms. mushroom but i dont have a name for the octopus yet "@SteampunkPenny you said that if i was a good girl then the store would be there, implying if i wasn't it wouldn't be, but i thought i was describing the intent of what you said sorry Mommy >.>" @Lea_Plath @TenaciousRanch https://t.co/6REQj5oJW7 @squidlarkin @hemmingcost *offers hugs* we know that mood all too well :/ @Yumi_Sparkles THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT @ChrisAField1 you're replying to a tweet from two years ago and I deeply regret selling so much of my collection tbh "Selling off a big chunk of my collection, I mean. Not the collection itself. Long past any possible regrets at this point :V" I regret doing this so much lol @MOOMANiBE I never realized the first one was from 1978 wow lots of thunder tonight D: @MagsVisaggs omg I used to wear the same kind of hat all the time pre-transition and it just feels so tacky looking back lol @Estrace666 yea flareon is good i didn't even like that tweet when i saw it D:< "@NewGenderWhoDis Shit I forgot to add the worst part and like half the reason I was sharing that: She cut up the ACTUAL, ORIGINAL PHOTOS to make the scrapbook, which means if I don't end up getting it those photos are potentially lost forever." @TimonicWulfgar HE RIDES A CHARIZARD TO DELIVER THEM I LOVE IT She's got these cute little arms which makes for a much better overall presentation than my larger knockoff Haunter does imo (also wow never noticed before how off knockoff Haunter looked >.>) https://t.co/UGxyFD9eqQ Haunter is my favorite Pokemon but stuffies of them are rare af so you can bet your ass I got the Sitting Cuties one as soon as I realized it was back in stock! https://t.co/gzUGD7LUuL IT'S HER THE GRUMPIEST SCYTHER https://t.co/xe3zwdOYio IM LOVE https://t.co/vtv8RngOV2 the squishiness of altaria's clouds cannot be overstated https://t.co/MemUG0nFwx @LucyDoyle_1997 https://t.co/VU8raGYBV8 @NewGenderWhoDis My mom scrapbook'd a photo album for all three of her kids several years ago but because I give her such shit about deadnaming me I think she thinks that because my deadname is all over it I don't want it anymore but I actually do :/ @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen i am BRIGHT RED and this is bullying D:< @DipCat2 @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen God bless James Franco in Spider-Man 3 @SoftKittenJen @Notactuallysmol fhshfshshfhhhsfggff >////< @OneLameShark SHORKS @DipCat2 @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen (pssst i just followed you on my little account hi) @SoftKittenJen @Notactuallysmol so your saying i'm really good at bein little? >.> @SoftKittenJen @Notactuallysmol heCK. >////> @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen they're really soft!!!! @DongsJ Yeah I need that one too. My Sylveon collection is slowly growing lol @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen i mean how i can i big when i get stuffies so good? D:< @lumpen_rose YEAH I GOT HER A FEW DAYS AGO I LOVE HER SO MUCH also!!! Mommy said if i was a good girl we'd go to the toy shop and i was a good girl AND LOOK WHO WE GOT :O :O :O https://t.co/ANHx1Q00NM "@DongsJ I do too! It was hard to pick which Ditto-as to buy, but I figured since I have a big Ditto plush and a Lapras plush, having this one between them would be really cute :3" @Anarcha_Narwhal Yep and I even have a couple Pokemon in this display :P https://t.co/9P4ORNYP21 lol I have nowhere to display these new soft frens https://t.co/FYZLmSdi9Q !!! https://t.co/9n84VYfLPp why wherever could this package be from??? :O https://t.co/I2PZXepLTP "woke up with a sore throat, now i'm exhausted and have a fever x.x" @VicktorKern @quatoria @Calliethulhu just gotta learn what muscle to flex! https://t.co/3qZulQh5B9 @SakuraNoSeirei We got another puppy too named Naga :3 an even greater shot of Appa sleeping in my lap on the way home earlier today 🍈🍈 https://t.co/Z4DhC3L7Zv @Genderbird good content honestly "@WCWedin this tweet is a mood, damn" @Estrace666 become girls but still play with gender fuckery because that's like half the fun @bobcatarts @McJoberdeen I don't like to get specific with locations for infosec reasons but I appreciate the thought! @jessica_tadaa They're Pyrenees mixes but yes! In our way home! Appa whined to be in my lap I'm gonna die of cuteness overload x.x 💕💕💕 https://t.co/14ZkMEA1yv @TrexPushups Not wrong at all! Hell that's my plan lol @TrexPushups Yeah my 20's were lost to dysphoria. I'm 32 and I feel 22. I'll take all the assumptions that I'm younger that I can get @QueerlyAce I think Mistress knows @SteampunkPenny @TrexPushups SAME lol @TrexPushups I feel this all the time when 20-something's talk about their childhood lol Mistress cuddling Naga 💕💕💕 https://t.co/kKI02yHDOl IMPORTANT PUPDATE: https://t.co/evhdIHPrrm The other loss is Spidey can't have awkward conversations with the other Avengers. And there's not even a new Avengers movie announced yet. Not much will seem like it's changed. So I'm not worried. "Literally the only character that will just disappear from Peter's life forever (that hasn't already) is Happy Hogan. Not the biggest loss, as much as I adore this iteration of Spidey." "I saw a video recently that clarified a few things. Homecoming and Far From Home were Sony productions, paid for by Sony, and during an era where they made Venom and ITSV. Also: Tom Holland has a Sony contract, not a Disney contact. There will be a third movie in this trilogy." @salemseraphim I like heartbreaking. Stories that make me cry are usually my favorites 💕 Apparently large dog breeds like our new pyrenees mixes sleep a LOT as puppies because they have so much growing to do which is SO. GODDAMN. ADORABLE. Okay I got it on Amazon. I love Steven Universe but the movie's existence seemed so weird to me. But everyone keeps talking about that new villain so I'm confident the movie justifies its own existence. I'll watch when I get home! @YourBoswell Perfect! Thank you 💕 https://t.co/mIy1bXAzJc @SweetBeans99 Real talk the expression on that last panel is really fucking good FINE I'll watch the Steven Universe movie Is there an easy place to buy a copy or should I just use that streaming site I always forget the name of? @Tricliniangry @Transhockeygirl Lilith you're so goddamn cute wtf This vet's office has AMAZING taste in art https://t.co/LrxJ3qUXFS @lumpen_rose @TenaciousRanch HI ROSE @tiptransformed Gonna refrain from mentioning the year I was born >.> @PrissyOrcGF honestly I'm not 100% the memories I have pre-transition are even mine so maybe you can use that excuse too lol @a_alice_nsfw The only yearbook photo I have is from senior year but I didn't think of that I might use that next time I find it lol "I was in 9th grade in 2001/2002 and no one in my family owned a digital camera so I can't do the ""9th grade vs now"" meme Y'all need to get off my lawn D:<" UPDATE: https://t.co/0NoRXHyiFg @RosieXOX2 cute pp tbh @Tricliniangry 100% accurate We're at the vet and Naga is just completely passed out lol 💕 https://t.co/oISUoXzwoV @Q3w3e3 hhhhgg 💦 "@uselessneetgirl @truongasm @SHYNUDISTGRRRL Mina is the best Pokemon character, it's just a scientific fact." "@EkaA02493443 The closest thing to thrusting I do now is grinding, which is a slightly different hip motion hehe" @EkaA02493443 mooooood fuck x.x I still have extremely not great memories of topping my ex :/ @FaeQueen2 @ZJemptv Yet another reason Natalie's thread was so shocking to me. "@FaeQueen2 @ZJemptv Yeah every time I hear ""ladies"" at like a table at a restaurant all I can think about is the fact that I could be nonbinary and they'd have no way of knowing. Like it's nice to ""pass,"" the gender euphoria is still there, but I mostly just think about my nonbinary siblings :/" @deathpigeon Yeah that makes sense. "@EkaA02493443 Like I said elsewhere in the thread I'm waaaaaaay over-simplifying but if cis people could just wrap their heads around the basic, beginner's stuff I covered, they'd embarrass themselves way less." "@deathpigeon I guess to even hypothetically lay that out it would quickly get into sounding like gender essentialism, so maybe we shouldn't lol" "@deathpigeon Can't tell if it fully maps onto binary/nonbinary genders. What can I observe that ""proves"" the qualities of the other group?" "@deathpigeon Okay yeah I think I've heard of that. I think I heard of it from you, actually, lol But yeah the edges of logic can get real weird sometimes" @PhyrexianThot gosh I'm gonna have to try that >///> @deathpigeon Go on :3 "@norintha Yeah I'm way over-simplifying for the sake of maybe actual cis people taking the time to read it, but they're SO WRONG about this shit it's hilarious" "You know that joke where you say ""Everything in the universe is either a banana or not a banana""? That's what it feels like when comparing binary genders with nonbinary genders. It's a hilarious inefficient way to describe gender, but people gotta unlearn the gender binary, so," @Klezmerstyle lol what's so complicated about it cis people act like they're experts on gender when they don't know shit about shit it's all embarrassing (And because this thread is in theory mostly for cis people: Not all nonbinary people's genders can be described as falling between male and female. Nonbinary is a HUGE umbrella term because the gender binary is hilariously fake. But y'all are still hypocrites about this shit) @PhyrexianThot Yaaaay I thought it might be lol 💕💕💕 "@Chaosqueen97 I followed you back so you should be able to DM me now. A bit busy today so my replies might be delayed, sorry x.x" "Cis people when first hearing about nonbinary people: You can't be BETWEEN a man and woman! That's not how gender works! Also cis people: Well obviously you're not a woman until you get a vagina, also we gotta make sure you REALLY need these hormones, try living as a woman first" "@PrissyOrcGF @Q3w3e3 When someone gives you be a funny look, lock eyes with them while sexy moans play on your phone's speakers." "I just see sooooooo many cis people assume that ""vagina = woman, this man is becoming a woman, but they won't be there until they have a vagina"" and you're EMBARRASSING yourselves by making that ridiculous assumption." "(HRT stands for Hormone Replacement Therapy. Basically we take the hormones we're supposed to have and it changes our bodies in more ways that you think. Estrogen in high enough levels makes EVERYONE grow breasts, for instance)" "Friendly reminder to cis people that there are multiple surgeries a trans person can get, but the one you're thinking of when you say The Surgery isn't the point at which a trans woman becomes a woman. They won't even let you have The Surgery until you've been on HRT for a year." "@deathpigeon No idea, cis people are weird" "@ZJemptv ""Hey that person looks like a feminine man with breasts. I've heard of trans women, I'm gonna be polite and use she/her"" Is the thought process I assume 100% of cis people who gender me correctly go through" "Cis people: Have you had the surgery? Me, after my vaginoplasty: No they say that prehensile tails aren't possible yet, which really sucks because I feel like that'd be really fun to fuck my pussy with" "@deathpigeon For what it's worth, I think you're a lesbian, Vikky 💕" @Calliethulhu The hardest part was getting used to the extra fanged mouth that pops outta there now "Friendly reminder once again that if you're following me while underage and I find out, I will block you immediately, no exceptions. That 🔞 in my bio isn't for show, kids." "@JenApparently Spider-Man, Spider-Man Has to get to the fucking can Can he hold it? Probably not Just ignore that small wet spot Oh god I'm so sorry Spider-Man" sore throat this morning fuck :/ @nyaakat gosh I have one of those like I barely put any heart into that fap and I was twitching from aftershocks for like a solid 20 seconds after the fact this is ridiculous I might get horny less often with my hormone levels finally where they need to be but the trade off is full body orgasms even just from a quick masterbation session so I'm gonna call that 1000% worth it @Genderbird @CatkinsLap @llamaterrible you created the blobby box @CatkinsLap Which is what I did lol It's funny how many clues I've been able to remember from my past that indicated I'm autistic. Would've liked to figure that out sooner but oh well. @CatkinsLap I have a distinct memory of my uncle talking about how he'd drive on long trips for long enough that he'd fall asleep and just wake up at the intended destination and I'd rather not admit how many years it took me to realize he was joking @MaiaFranklyn plz gimme a plate of your finest potato waffles when I finally visit the UK @SixoTF I'm so sorry @MaiaFranklyn look I love potatoes I just never heard of this "@MaiaFranklyn I wanted to shock you with weird American cuisine and then you throw this curve ball at me, well done" @MaiaFranklyn like chicken and waffles but less effort! :D just got retweeted by a penis-themed bot that automatically retweets tweets with that word in it I don't even like that word I think I'm done using it forever the one part I'm gonna regret about getting GRS is that chastity cages for penis-owners are just way more fun don't @ me "🎶 Fighting, and sometimes striving Wondering what the Dumple is Excellence, and what is valor? And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club C! G! N! U! Me?" yeah he's the crazy go nuts university mascot literally me masturbated and it didn't even help this is BULLSHIT I need to be fucked D:< "@Casssdreams Just keysmash harder hhh go dddgjjjgfff to ghhhhhhhh he d to gghhhhjj Enough random letters and the autocorrect is just like ""the fuck?""" random transfemmes please fuck this pussy @itsviviactually I promise! :3 @Casssdreams open invitation for transfemmes to destroy this pussy I'm about to get t b h @Cosmic_Wyrm It really is but my dick ain't shit lol @Kaelyrhn Oh that's good to know! I'm happy to report I'm pretty sure it's the latter. """Do I want her or do I want to be her"" confusion can still linger well into your transition, but it might evolve a bit into new forms For example: When I sometimes doubt I want a vaginoplasty it's ""Do I want to be a girl with a dick or do I just want to fuck girls with a dicks?""" I don't understand the measurements they use but I think it's universal so I just gave the numbers they told me Oh nice I can still get horny when my T level is literally just a 9 and my E level is past 200 I was worried about that @Cosmic_Wyrm crafting them into a throne @XylariaVG That's the plan! "if you're a cis guy and you thirst follow me I'm gonna magically steal your dick that's the witch's curse that was placed on me, fair warning" @actuallyalice plz no I wanted to like Yooka-Laylee so much but it's not a great game. Banjo-Kazooie is a better game and that came out in 1998. On the N64. Getting a lot of cis guys following me that I know are in response to the pic of my boobs that blew up & a lot of them are people friends of mine know & I don't think they're actually chasers but I still don't love the timing of their follows. No thirst follows from cis guys plz "@Kaelyrhn They're only some of the best 3D platformers ever made, no worries :P" Just please don't call it Banjo-Kazooie like so many other franchise revivals are doing? Commit to the bit. How many times does a demanded sequel already have a name that's canon within a previous game? Sure it's been 20 years but who cares. "But seriously even if you loved Nuts & Bolts, retconning it into not being the real Banjo-Threeie makes a ton of sense. And I personally think the idea that the current iteration of Rare could never make a good Banjo game is a bit silly." Then Grunty had to go and actually call it Banjo-Threeie at the end of Banjo-Tooie... "Super deep cut but in an old issue of Nintendo Power they implied the hypothetical titles of further Banjo sequels that Rare were tossing around were Banjo-Threely and Banjo-Fouro which I still think is more clever than just adding ""ie"" to the number." No offense but Banjo-Threeie sucks @NewGenderWhoDis Callie got that in her CC too. Can we not dox trans women please. Like I wouldn't even be okay with doxxing Blaire Wh*te @LambChopInPamps it's my magnum opus "@Q3w3e3 Much like how cis people don't wonder if they're trans, singlets don't tend to wonder if they're plural. But even accepting that doesn't necessarily make everything make sense overnight or anything. There will still be digging to do. We'd love to answer any questions you have" "@Q3w3e3 @thepanicsystem It's pretty much always soup but each attempt at digging finds new truths. We call it foggy or fuzzy. As soon as you think you grasp a part of it, suddenly words are hard and it sides around. Plurality is complicated." "@Q3w3e3 That's definitely a mood, but for us it's a plural thing." "@Kate_Bunni Ignore the ""be m"" that my phone added for no reason plz wtf" @Kate_Bunni I'm riding the beginnings of the newest meme. Seeing a few people make different horny parodies of those be m verses inspired me to add my own lol gimme the pee girls from your pee hole my slutty ass wants to lose control so piss away @Mewociti Honestly I expect it'll feel even better @NewGenderWhoDis NICE!!! @Kaelyrhn Yes "@Chopin_42 Actually I still felt my girldick, weirdly enough. But it still feels detached in some way, and I could clearly feel every inch of the internal genitals I know I'm supposed to have. Only lasted for like 30 seconds, though. Not the first time I've felt that but it had been months" @lukanicoletta I'M SO EXCITED FOR THAT FEELING THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT I seriously suspect my genital dysphoria is fucking with me basically constantly but I've learned to tune it out most of the time. I just have this sense I'll only know how bad it really was once my girldick is gone. I had a moment earlier today where I could feel it. The vagina I don't have. Just out of nowhere riding in the car. It was a glorious several seconds. Won't need to just imagine it soon. @blaze_casual it really will be in the best way! also aaaaa when you get yours *I'LL* only be 6 weeks away :O my vagina is going to need everyone's spirit energy @blaze_casual Oh gosh oh gosh I'm so excited for youuuu! less exciting when I consider it's something like 24+ weeks until I can actually USE the vagina I'm getting but I'm trying not to dwell on that part lol 12 weeks and 5 days until GRS but who's counting "I'd love it if transfemmes reading this who have already had a vaginoplasty could take a moment remind me how awesome it is. Just need to hear it again. Not having full-on doubts, but I need the reassurance right now." @squidlarkin Who we thought was the main source of our feeling agender merged with our cis girl headmate and we're still trying to parse out what that means lol @squidlarkin Once we realized we were plural tho we kinda stopped looking at it like genderfluidity? Tho I suppose it still counts as that... "@squidlarkin We've felt this a lot but it's so complicated for us. Sometimes we feel genderless but we don't want a pronoun switch. We're usually not even like, dysphoric over being considered a woman in those moments. We just sometimes lose our gender too." @norintha Yeah they like to get cute with their names. The new stapler Botbot (there's now been 2) is named Steve From Accounting @crystallgnaires I agree. "@ExistentialEnso Sylvanas! Nice one! For our cats there's Takkun (which is KIND of a character's name in FLCL?), Binx (Hocus Pocus), Archimedes (real person but I thought of it because of The Sword In The Stone), Hobbes, and Midna. Then we just got Naga and Appa the puppies lol" @crystallgnaires I made at least two threads openly criticizing her. @ExistentialEnso as someone who named all five of her cats after fictional characters: i feel like i just watched a horror movie @squidlarkin It's always in the last place you look @norintha I don't believe there's a toilet or poop Botbot. They don't even have a diaper one despite there being a faction of baby-themed ones. It's bullshit D:< @maegodhavemercy gosh~ Pretty sure I can safely say this is the grossest Transformer name of all time https://t.co/byhtkGEyWF "@YourBoswell That's good. And I think staying off for good (it's hard to accomplish, I know) is probably a good idea, both for her sake and for the community's sake." And now I'm all caught up with the Amazon exclusives! https://t.co/niVNscFpmg "@ZJemptv I completely agree. Basically the concept of passing doesn't (can't, even) exist in queer spaces. That's part of why I was so confused by Natalie's thread. Why does she want to ""pass"" in those spaces and how does she intend to do that?" """But she deserved it"" It's impossible to quantify the response she got as well as truly understand how it feels to be the target of it, but even assuming I agree completely: I still hope she's okay." "This is my own worry and no one else has to share it with me, but I do hope Natalie's okay. Like, emotionally, right now. Virtually every trans person on Twitter had a response, and a lot of it was negative. Can't imagine what that must feel like." you know you fucked up as a trans person when your hot take and the subsequent discourse even got a response from Julia fucking Serano lol @kpendolino @W_Livi_ @LastWeekTonight aw nice tag john oliver in on my tits @transgrlinexile Luckily this is all gonna take less than a month lol "@emmasspace35 There'll be vag pics on my lewd account regardless, tho :3" "And there's a hard limit on how much you can do per day, so it's designed to take weeks :/" "For clarification if you don't know how WoW rep works, here's what I need left (most daily world quests give like 75 rep but it does vary. You'll get AT MOST 1k rep a day I think?): CoA: 4,875/12,000 TS: 8,360/12,000 RR: 1,275/12,000 Unshackled: 1,275/12,000" @GoblinWrangler https://t.co/aPFKGznUmt the grind is real x.x https://t.co/jir79eZ31h "@ireneista In a virtual wall of thumbnails, most folks' eyes are drawn to faces above all else. I've noticed it myself. Some channels that don't use faces will have new videos that I'll miss for most of the day. Luckily recommended videos works pretty well for me so YouTube reminds me." "@Estrace666 (hilarious side note when i google image searched ""video game dunkey"" I got almost entirely images of his actual face)" @Estrace666 dunkey shows his face all the time wtf are you talking about https://t.co/krLfiqXwsS "Obviously there are exceptions, but it's just funny to me that so many of them eventually after enough years just put their faces in the thumbnails making goofy expressions. It draws people's eyes in! It just does." "If watching YouTube channels evolve over the years has taught me one thing it's that if you become a YouTuber, just put your face (or SOMEONE'S face) in the thumbnails from the beginning. Eventually you will find that you have to anyway, there's no benefit in putting that off." "@Anarcha_Narwhal It's definitely uncommon. I have a friend with a neovagina who made some excellent porn with her girlfriends... but I'm not sure if they're still together and I don't know if sharing it would be awkward, sorry >.<" @AaronWeeksAgain https://t.co/Xtub0q5hTk @EloraEdwards Thanks! If you wanna buy the shirt it's here: https://t.co/Xtub0q5hTk "@Chopin_42 I think you put it wonderfully, thank you *hugs*" @KamenSpider Definitely true! There are gonna be SOOOO many vag pics on my lewd account omg "@lucashoal i think the actual spell is ""phallus deletus""" "I DO want to see more neovaginas in porn, I just get the EXTREME sense that it'll be... weird? Unprofitable? Embarrassing? Lot's of likely toxic and unhelpful feelings to unpack, but they didn't form in a vacuum." wtf 800 likes are my tits really that great lol I would say I should get into porn but I'm losing my girldick in 12 weeks sooooo @EmilyRoseIV @Glaciualis https://t.co/Xtub0q5hTk @MoonGoddessBree 💕💕💕 "@BookBlogger810 One of my kitties puked on the shoes I wanted to wear, so I wore my fluffy boots! https://t.co/77pxIGgDkb" "@FirehoofAmy @Anarcha_Narwhal not specifically because they're cis men, but I assure you they'll get by just fine on their own without your defense" @josieraider heck I guess that might be part of it >/////> "@ConnieThUnicorn You're a girl, you can call me sexy all you want lol I'm flattered~" Last night my left gauge popped out of its hole AGAIN but this time in my sleep. The o-ring/rubber band thing was somehow still suck to the back though! It had one job lol oh yeah the shirt is by @FOURLUNG and it looks CUTE AF ON ME Looking cute for today's electrolysis appointment! 💕✨ https://t.co/BWxYbgBBUA @W_Livi_ @StebMcDreb Always! :3 @MaiaFranklyn YUP I BURIED THE LEDE A BIT "@StebMcDreb My biggest worry wasn't getting stares or glares, but having like, church moms actually confront me about the fact that their CHILDREN. CAN. READ. THAT. or something. But I told Mistress about it and she says she'll back me up if I wear it in public. She wants me to lol" "I think he just said like ""looks sexy"" if I recall but like, I've learned to trust my gut regarding this: He's a fucking creep. One who probably who assumes all women are into men." lol the creep blocked me back https://t.co/W16mHwtGw2 @softgirlrobin yeah i'm the weird player who got the Actual WoW itch like two days before classic hit lol fuck youuuuuu there's no more world quests for this faction until later today D: https://t.co/QN5Kv3gnJj where do i get more essences so i can make this annoying-ass popup go away??? https://t.co/cqe8PZ06qL @PrissyOrcGF my lesbiab ass is preparing for destruction @FirehoofAmy @Anarcha_Narwhal i'm still gonna make fun of cis men @WhosUrMaddi https://t.co/Xtub0q5hTk @Symaww @NayorkaElisa https://t.co/Xtub0q5hTk """I really need a fRIenD wItH beNEfiTS why aren't girls into me???"" Maybe it's because you look like a serial killer? Just a thought." can someone please teach chasers to take selfies jesus christ https://t.co/iNrU0VZ98A @PrissyOrcGF thanmsk oh FUCK yes the newest Best of the Worst has the new Neil Breen movie!!! https://t.co/jIba7suMT4 @AngryNerdBird Stardust is a CRIMINALLY underrated movie @Kaelyrhn @tainkirrahe it's like a rigid grill structure but more submissive "@SecretGamerGrrl I often see trans people conflate ""stealth"" and ""the closet"" and that's really unhelpful as they're two distinct terms that both need to exist with their current definitions :/" @base2wave You got this!! 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis this is a mood :/ *offers hugs* @BookishDoki I'm a slut for girlmusk? Pretty self-explanatory I dunno lol @Sabriality this might be the most flattering comment I got on this picture gosh than you! 💕 @Kaelyrhn Yeah that one gets passed around a lot lol @TheFintauSystem Oh yes I'm aware :3 this is BULLSHIT until they release an actual stuffie like that D:< Assassin's Creed Black Flag aka Pirate Simulator is the only AC game I've ever been interested in and now that for some reason it's coming to the Switch I kinda wanna check it out on there? May as well? @QueerGirlEmilie yes~? "@debaucherie @XylariaVG @ExistentialEnso This is all really fascinating, thanks for your insight!" "@ExistentialEnso No, I get it. So the English translation is trying to respect the Japanese sensibility on what's polite? Makes sense. I'd still argue it's a bad translation that sounds really awkward, tho lol" WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW BANJO AND KAZOOIE WERE RELEASED TODAY Y'ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO BLAST THIS ON MY TL WHEN THE DIRECT IS HAPPENING I NEED TO BUY THEM HECK @ExistentialEnso I'm being impolite or the translated phrasing is? @Mewociti I liked the reply :P Or rather more specifically it's a sentiment that can't be translated without invoking a phrase that happens to mean more than it implies in English. "I think the idea is like, ""Prepare yourselves for this"" or something but ""Look forward to"" in English (American English?) tends to mean ""Excited.""" "So often (recently in the Nintendo Direct but I've seen it elsewhere) some sentence in Japanese gets translated to ""Please look forward to [thing]"" And it's like, I dunno if I will. Maybe? But it's not your call if I'm looking forward to it or not, buddy. Why did you say that?" @lumpen_rose gosh~ 💕 but seriously i love that that pic is blowing up it IS a good shot of my tits (and part of my Transformers collection :V) this shirt is getting me follows from sooooo many chasers lol really? this does it for you? merely REFERENCING semen? @Brianscott81 @JosieKendamu i'm gay fuck off this mount is gorgeous what is it :O https://t.co/YYhhOxr4qA @MebKohu but srsly thank u 💕 @MebKohu the hellest tiddy 😎 @AliKat309 i know it bugs me too lol @LambChopInPamps @bunnarchist gosh thank you miss mars >////< @MaiaFranklyn Oh yeah that'd be perfect! @LambChopInPamps @bunnarchist 44C the last time I measured them but I'm pretty sure I need to measure again >////> @tiptransformed @MayGriffin64 @DanaGoblin *my favorite people tho honestly the favorite people feels accurate too if you want your own you filthy sluts: https://t.co/T194kQX905 @DanaGoblin https://t.co/T194kQFxBv @SarahAllenReed 💕💕💕 "@tiptransformed @MayGriffin64 @DanaGoblin I still chat with her regularly, but I still miss seeing her on my timeline. Without a doubt one of the favorite people." @bunnarchist gropable~ @starshpgirl Yep! It was a toyline that kinda didn't sell as it didn't hit until the show's popularity was already waning :/ LOOK AT THIS AMAZING SOFT FREN @SarahAllenReed GOT ME OMG https://t.co/IMlZL39ljW GUMMY IS DRESSED LIKE A PARROT THIS IS NOT A DRILL https://t.co/pQwQ8O3RsH "I'm really of two minds about this shirt On the one hand, I want to wear it everywhere On the other, I never want to wear it in public lol" @MayGriffin64 @DanaGoblin One of my friends is bigender too! She used to have the @ GoodWitchLeigh but she's been long since banned for standing up to TERFs :/ "@RealCardinal419 aka the exclusive ""shut up you know you'll buy it"" pack from hasbro pulse" "@RealCardinal419 @C0nstantM0tion @QueenStodge ""Oh yeah these characters are technically G1""" "@Elli_Trans It's not personal at all! It's an Eternity Collar, which locks with a screw that can be removed with an Allen wrench. But without that I can't remove it! Been wearing it 27/7 for 8 months! :3" @mazdagh0st Japanese import figure series. Really good articulation and paint apps. Way better than mass retail stuff found in the west. "She's smaller than I expected! Makes me even more annoyed they didn't make a MEKA for her, but I guess they could release one later? https://t.co/97nFbPhf3h" The front if this box is remarkably boring but luckily I'm not a MIB collector lol https://t.co/v3hWhCwh5y "@ExistentialEnso @ModelOmega_ (not to say I still want it, just that I regret spending money on it)" @ExistentialEnso @ModelOmega_ Same. I still have his book :/ @ListlessLegend https://t.co/P0VytfVebw @DeniseNM68 I already get looks as a trans woman lol NEW SHIRT ARRIVED https://t.co/IzGHS1VzLC @Tricliniangry his shtick is sooooooooo old i'm legitimately shocked he still has followers @Tricliniangry but if coffin stopped tweeting how would he be able to chide us about social capital? D: "I really wish the subtitle said ""Toby Fox"" just so it could be the perfect image to bring back in time like 3 years and blow people's minds with" everything about this image is just so much @BonnieMakes It's supposed to lol @LucyDoyle_1997 Only if I can use it to hang out with my UK friends @EloraEdwards You seem neat and you should follow me back :P @EloraEdwards wait you can't sit on the floor after BA? @EloraEdwards Solution: https://t.co/3b0m57hXr6 @EloraEdwards One of my favorite Zelda games but I already have it on the SNES Classic lol Having it portable would be nice though... @MaiaFranklyn Ooooh which one??? :3 @machtackle Well we know what happened last time it was by way of a Mii Fighter costume... Still waiting on Geno tho lol @machtackle wait I can't watch live on this shitty internet are you being for real right now @GwenStarlight @DevourerRose It's why I share as much of my experience as I can 💕 @trissylegs Seems like it! "tho I will say I love SNES games way more than NES games, so yay they made the nearly-useless service slightly less useless and slightly closer to the ideal everyone already has in their head should get there sometime in 2027" can you please release more than like ten games a year "@GwenStarlight @DevourerRose I sometimes wish I had that experience. I guess I just didn't have many trans friends before coming out. The closest I got was an online friend I knew back in high school who I reconnected with a year or so ago. She said she could tell. I wish she had told me, lol" "@MoonGoddessBree I still think most of her videos are worth watching, but I understand not being able to anymore. It's the tweeting that was a problem, honestly. But she's deactivated for now, though." @GwenStarlight @DevourerRose No no no they were shocked that I didn't think/didn't know I was autistic. Like my autism seems to be obvious to every autistic person I meet. I was almost bullied (in a good way) into self-diagnosing lol little soot sprite asleep on my leg 💕 https://t.co/NFllSTbCRO @AdequateEmily I don't think she cares that we don't trust her. I don't think she trusts us either. There's a pretty clear undercurrent of resentment for the community. But I agree with you otherwise @NightinGem I mean they make it so easy https://t.co/n3x54kphV0 @QueenStodge @C0nstantM0tion There's room for teal! It's still a rainbow! :3 "@JenApparently Very vague but I'm still sympathetic. Sorry you're going through all this, Jen :/" @C0nstantM0tion @QueenStodge We need Sunstorm and Hotlink so they can join Red Wing + the rainmakers to make a pride rainbow imo @QueenStodge Seekers belong in trios imo @DevourerRose I mean... in this moment I kinda feel like all the autistic people who'd act shocked when I said I didn't think I was autistic. There's a person I'm pretty sure wasn't self-ID (and was one of the people I described above) who liked the tweets in this thread. Close enough imo! "@yalndei @deathpigeon YUP THIS 100% Literally my first reaction was ""Oh no I forgot he even existed who asked him""" @deathpigeon it sounds so leftist!!! "@Esper_Lily Also more to the point there was a small wave of softblocks from the same group of people who hate my friend, all at once right after I decided to publicly interact with them, so I assume it's not a coincidence." @Esper_Lily It could only conceivably be an accident if they immediately noticed I was blocked by accident before unblocking me. The timing of it didn't allow for much else. Plus I'm pretty sure we were also mutuals and they never followed again. @LucyDoyle_1997 can I cheer you on "@DevourerRose (I really, really like it when other autistic people affirm my self-diagnosis. Thank you a ton, seriously)" @DevourerRose well yeah! just makes sense! "@ialika_lifina As far as I know it was Non-compete's idea and like, most YouTube leftists don't even like the name lol" "@relatableareu @deathpigeon Tried to think of a character that best summed up the feeling of ""No one wanted to see him show up and between cameos we all thankfully forget he exists"" and then it clicked" "@DevourerRose HECK AND DOUBLE HECK I've never been able to throw away a stuffie for similar reasons >.> (like in the garbage, donations are okay)" "if you're so above all of this peter, please just spare us forever think of all the social capital you'll be valiantly refusing!" @BramTheAegis Probably! But as a binary trans person I'm gonna refrain. I know he's nonbinary but I can't stress enough how little anyone needed to hear his take on this shit. He's just doing that thing where he pretends like it's just us fools trying to gain social capital while he himself does the same shit through a petty subtweet. oh boy the scrappy doo of lefttube has some Thoughts about the current discourse that no one asked for "@VOID_FRIEND Yeah I've heard about the nerves reconnecting pain thing. Definitely bracing for it. I will admit the comment one of y'all made a few days ago about how you just have a pussy, right there, able to be touched at any time has not left our head, lol Dec 3rd can't come soon enough" @LucyDoyle_1997 (the one in the screenshot specifically tho yours is great too for more intentional reasons lol) At this point I wonder if she just craves negative attention @LucyDoyle_1997 I don't often call myself a communist but I think the label totally fits and this is the funniest tweet I've seen all week wtf @SarahAllenReed @MoonGoddessBree Gosh you look cute!! "@VOID_FRIEND When was your surgery again? Im looking forward to when I'm where you're currently at, healing-wise" "@LucyDoyle_1997 ""thrust but hole""" "@tiptransformed Assuming you can or have a desire to separate art from artist in this case, most of her videos are very good and worth watching imo" "You know what I mean, right? Like the bumpy texture BENEATH the skin that I assume are like milk ducts or something? It's weird that that can just, go away and come back based on your E levels. Awesome, but weird." "I don't know what's weirder, all that weird texture beneath my nipples/tiddy skin that reactivated only a few weeks into starting injections, or that I somehow didn't notice when that all smoothed out when my hormones kinda flatlined about a year ago due to my liver being an ass" "I don't really want to in part because I try to respect boundaries when it comes to being softblocked, but it's still so funny to me" someone who softblocked me months ago because I was friends with someone they hated just retweeted something of mine and it's like... am I allowed to refollow you? lol @squidlarkin oh fuck mood :/ fuck fuck fuck :/ @Transhockeygirl Same except with stuff girls liked when I was in middle school in the late 90's/early 00's Middle school and high school would still have been hard but I know I would've enjoyed them much more if I had been allowed to live as my actual gender :/ "@VerafiedBabe I had a friend ask me privately to start doing that. I feel very much like it's my business whether I want to reveal it or not and I was a little annoyed by the request, but honestly with a direct request like that my core values don't allow me to refuse." "Funnily enough I'll do the same thing if I ever find out she voted for Trump, despite the phone being completely innocent in that case lol" @annaRoseShadow When my name was Kevin that was an acceptable nickname my immediate family was allowed to call me since they had been calling me that my whole life. Now it's doubly insulting. "[cw deadname] If I ever find out I'm still listed as ""Kevin"" or ""Kevie"" in my mom's phone I'm gonna snap the fucking thing in two and ghost her forever." @TheNDqueerelf Awwww we've been transitioning for almost the exact same length of time! Nice!! 💕 "@gwen_no_fear I've been having a lot of complicated gender feels lately that are different, but exist along the same binary/nonbinary axis so I hope it's cool for me to say I kinda relate? Said gender feels I can't even articulate to myself, let alone others so I've kinda kept it to myself." @LucyDoyle_1997 I'm only joking a little bit when I say I'm getting a pussy so I can bottom AND eat as much gut-destroying junk food as I want "The lesson she'll take will be that we hate her and are all of us impossible to please. And so this will just keep happening. But yes, deactivating for now is for the best, even if she was the put upon victim." "I really hope she understands the distinction this time, but I'm not holding my breath." "Valid: FEELING shitty/dysphoric because accepting cis people ask for your pronouns rather than just guessing, obscuring whether or not you passed Not valid: Dissecting these feelings publicly while making it sound like you blame nonbinary people for this issue" "I'm a font of unnecessary concern for people who probably don't deserve it, but my biggest worry about all this is her takeaway will be that her feelings about what makes her feel dysphoric aren't valid when the actual issue was her publicly talking about it and never apologizing" @lucashoal that's fair we're both baby @L0VEWIRE Yeah I only like a few NES games. Much prefer SNES when it comes to classic 2D games Her deactivating is a good sign. Healthier for her and us. "So like the only explanation that makes sense is that during my mom's phonecall, while correcting my address for them, she ALSO corrected the spelling of my name. So which is it, mom? Is my name unspeakable for you or not? The fuck is wrong with her?" "But a few days later I noticed something weird The name my mom cut out, the one the lawyer's office typed up & sent to her before she called them and corrected my address? Katheryn Notice the extra ""e"" The revised letter with the correct address also spelled my name correctly" Like I was just so done with her utter inexplicable weirdness that I didn't text her about it or even take a picture of it for Twitter. I just wanted to move on. "And her newest workaround to avoid writing my name? She cut the fucking name out of the front of the envelope and taped it onto her envelope like a fucking serial killer, while hand writing the rest of my address. The fuck?" "One was directly from the lawyer's office with my correct name and address, and the other was the earlier letter with the wrong address (ie, my mom's) forwarded to me by my mom." "Which like... if that was possible why didn't you do that weeks ago but okay. Anyway the lawyer's office obviously sent me another copy the minute my mom called them, because I got two letters in the mail about a week later." "So about a month or so ago I get a text from my mom saying I got another letter from the lawyer's office and she asked if I had called them yet to update my address. I hadn't because phone anxiety, but before I could respond she said ""Nevermind, I'll do it.""" Btw I never got around to updating this story but the trilogy of weird workarounds my mom is using to avoid writing my name came in the mail a few weeks ago. I didn't get a picture but I'll describe it in the following thread. "@L0VEWIRE They have that but the witch's curse they're under requires that they release their old titles, starting with the NES, slower and slower with each consecutive console since the Wii So it's just like 20 NES titles atm" "@XylariaVG I think it's more likely she's stirring shit because she's self-harming like she did on 4ch*n, but sure, she's still starting shit unnecessarily" But yeah even all that is giving her too much credit when her instinct is to publicly blame nonbinary people in response. "But like... stop doing the YouTube thing? I know you started it before you realized you were trans, and I'm sure there are still more surgeries you need to save up for, but like... what else can we say? You're in the worst place to attempt going stealth." "There are sometimes very, VERY good reasons to go stealth. That's a personal call one has to make and it's a valid one, especially if this country gets much worse. I'm sympathetic to that." "@CatkinsLap Makes sense! In that light, your packing skills seem really good" "@L0VEWIRE Mine is all the pre-Skyward Sword 3D Zeldas ported to the Switch. Given all the work they put into upgrading OoT and MM that included really solid and hard to remove dual screen support though, I'm not holding my breath :/" @LeafTilde I also straddle the line between serious discussion and being horny/kinky/gay (usually all 3 at once) on main and somehow it's working for me despite my best efforts lol "@CatkinsLap Moving, I assume? Or just terrible at packing for trips lol (No judgement I'm terrible at it too)" @lucashoal @M_Nerdskull WE'RE SO OLD LOL "Hard to be an ""old school"" tran when you're one of the most famous trans people online who regularly engages with the queer community you seem so embarrassed by, right? There's a solution to that." I say this with full sincerity and without any intended sarcasm: If Natalie wants to assimilate so badly she should leave the queer community and try a different career. Like that actually seems to be what both she and us want/need. "@FrigidElfChild I was mostly joking, but I appreciate you saying all that. The gesture means a lot to me 💕 (Annoyed I didn't see these comments until now tho)" @maegodhavemercy @pixeljadeart @Estrace666 It's the town's motto! @M_Nerdskull I've been a furry for longer than she's been alive jesus christ "@M_Nerdskull my last remaining braincells: ""loves to pay respect with liberals???""" "@Calliethulhu I never, ever will. For what that's worth." @Transhockeygirl grrrrr YOUR baby D:< @JenApparently AAAAAA I WANT THAT 3 PACK EVEN MORE NOW WTF @HouseholdWheel @JenApparently @TransformersTCG Notice how her body is noticably femme. There's a reason we never got a figure of that specific version of Slipstream @TheAshenCouncil @Transhockeygirl OH I am not a clever woman lol @Transhockeygirl what? @BlackheartRieka My worst transition start date coincidence is I started HRT on Trump's birthday 🤮 "I came out just a little over two months before Trump was elected and even though I thought him winning was virtually impossible, I do wonder if the shifts in the political landscape made some part of me go ""I can't wait anymore""" @Daemonia94 omg I already love that store @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I'm still not clear on if DD is the same as E but I want E or bigger regardless @itsviviactually @AmazonChique I don't feel very old but 20 years ago was a different universe for trans people. "@itsviviactually @AmazonChique I dunno if I necessarily knew I was trans, but at 12 is when I first heard about vaginoplasties and I knew I wanted that. So looking back I like to simplify and say that I knew. And I also knew it wasn't okay for me to feel those things :/" @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur I mean I have needlephobia too but Mistress does it for me >.> the reflection from the window makes it look like Mei's about to get Serious https://t.co/cejGno2s34 @Estrace666 WE MISS YOU PLEASE DO @AmazonChique I was 12 and terrified of telling any adults how I was feeling. I understood on a deep level I wasn't allowed to exist. @JenApparently Yes. you ever just wake up after a full night's sleep already overwhelmed with the day? :/ @Roodypatooti @fluffythemarsh furbsuit @beepbomp Naga is a cooler word than lamia so I mean WoW/MtG nagas @StebMcDreb YES YES YES GOALS @segosaurus @bulbafren @CateSpice Some people differentiate and argue older millennials are Gen Y and younger millennials are just millennials but insofar as there's anything close to a consensus on this: Yes they're one in the same. @lucashoal gosh my T levels are so pathetic how did I ever believe I was a boy~ "@PrissyOrcGF is the effect supposed to be blood rushing to various uh, places because gosh 👀" I feel AMAZING and my tits are GROWING SO MUCH AAAAA My hormone levels back in late July when all I had been doing was taking everything orally (not sublingually) vs my hormone levels now after 5 weekly estrogen injections (plus continuing to take spiro and prog orally): https://t.co/svQ1QCUWxc @RaeGun2k @KittikatGuild Well I'm having my pre-surgery consultation in October. I'll let them know how close I'm cutting it then and we'll go from there. I haven't talked directly to my surgeon but everyone else in the general orbit of this upcoming surgery knows where I'm at and they seem okay with it @L0VEWIRE @Calliethulhu She has a year head start on you but has somehow learned less lol @AutomatonKitten YOU MEAN THE SEX NUMBER OMG :O :O :O "how am I already nearly at 4,100 followers the fuck's wrong with y'all? :P" "@RaeGun2k @KittikatGuild I really should've started it sooner but we've only recently been able to afford it... My hair's never been super thick, it'll probably be okay?" "@RaeGun2k @KittikatGuild A year, huh? WELP :/" @L0VEWIRE @Calliethulhu Very true. I really do hope someone she trusts talks to her about this stuff. We can't help her at this point. "@maritronic9k @DevourerRose @Calliethulhu I'm weirdly blanking on their name, but you know that one trans artist who's a teenager with a huge popular account who's always always always apologizing? That's me, with fame. And I'm 32. No thanks." @L0VEWIRE @Calliethulhu This is part of why I suspect it's a further continuation of her habit of self-harming by way of finding people online who hate her. @FaeQueen2 @Calliethulhu Is it cool to say this is really scary despite me not living there? Because that's the truth. hello 4am sleep soon maybe? x.x "@DevourerRose @Calliethulhu that's a relief because honestly I could do without clout, friend :P" @trgrrl OMG CONGRATS!! 💕💕💕 I was legit surprised by how good it felt to change my name. I was holding onto so much stress having my deadname attached to me and I didn't even realize it. "@Calliethulhu so like, is your entire country ending on Halloween now or not? (I'm being facetious but truthfully I'm about as worried about this shit as an American who's never been to the UK can be)" @rachelvmckinnon I was trying to formulate a tweet that pointed that out and you did a much better job summarizing it lol "@nyaakat you and then me, in that order (how did I miss this cuteness when it was uploaded wtf D:<)" @Calliethulhu Zinnia Jones and Dr. Rachel McKinnon were the two that caused me to tweet that. Can't remember the last time either of them were talking about the latest bullshit Natalie said. "daaaaaaamn several large trans accounts who I rarely see comment on inter-community drama are getting their dunks on Natalie remember that moment in that old hbomberguy video where after he mocks j*ntr*n he just laughs and says ""you REALLY fucked up, Jon""? this feels like that" @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen I guess that makes sense >.< @SoftKittenJen I try really hard to act like a big girl >.> @ZJemptv @Baronesa1980 exhaustively listing every fetish I have for transphobes who think my gender is a fetish just to gross them out is praxis "@kuzetsa @squidlarkin @Casssdreams That's good to know, thank you" @SoftKittenJen @Notactuallysmol hfhjjddtghh HEY D:< This such a goddamn good point I'm gonna tack it onto the thread so more people see https://t.co/ghvxwUl7eV @SoftKittenJen @Notactuallysmol I'm very susceptible to mom energies and I have NO idea why *pouts* @Notactuallysmol @SoftKittenJen well with you your mom energy was just so strong I couldn't resist :V @SoftKittenJen That's why I so often try to be in the mindset of finding reasons to follow back other trans people: Because I know how nice that can feel from the other side 💕 "@scots_dragon Hence ""big"" left of center trans YouTuber (who talks about important shit) Like, that whole package is what our community needs" "@Calliethulhu It really does. I only go down the brief tangents of being as charitable as I can just to gut check that I'm not being needlessly or overly cruel to her. And every time I try that exercise lately I come to the conclusion that no, even the charitable reading doesn't help." And the only reason that might be a problem is she's the only big left of center trans woman on YouTube who's willing to get political and (at times) say important shit cis people need to know about us. She's on our side but also not on our side. It's really frustrating. "By ""one of us"" I guess I mostly mean ""leftist queer who's proudly and openly queer and who works tirelessly to make sure other queers are accepted by herself and others, and maybe wants to overthrow capitalism"" That's just clearly not who she is." "Natalie just wants to pass and assimilate and the video topics she's most passionate about have always involved understanding or sympathizing with her ideological opponent (for what I still believe are noble reasons, but regardless). She's not one of us and never was." @Calliethulhu She's not owed a platform where she can continue to not learn from the mistakes of countless queers before her. "@Calliethulhu She seems to be drawn to dissecting ""forbidden"" topics, presumably in the name of finding truth, when literally thousands of people are yelling at her that there's a reason that's forbidden: We already dissected it and it leads to marginalized people getting hurt." @Calliethulhu The pattern I keep seeing is it seems like she categorically rejects the idea that there are certain things you shouldn't say as a leftist. But that idea is fucking foundational to leftist concepts. @Calliethulhu lol I should keep reading before I reply we're on the exact same page "@Calliethulhu There are SO MANY TOPICS I wish I could talk about, and that's not me saying ""Ugh, so much for the tolerant left"" but rather me acknowledging that some important, complicated topics can't be navigated in any kind of helpful way in the medium of Twitter. Just flat out." "@Calliethulhu Once again even the most charitable assumption, that this is one of those ""I know this isn't cool but it really does affect my dysphoria and I can't control that part"" things means that at the very least she needs to learn some basic fucking tact and know what not to say publicly" @Calliethulhu FUCK YES Part of why I'm pursuing so many body mods and tattoos. I'm actively resisting assimilation. I'll assimilate with the fucking ground when I'm dead. "@Casssdreams @squidlarkin Quite possibly. We used to be certain we didn't have memory lapses in our pluralness... until we found some. It was at once scary, affirming, and really surreal. We're still working on how best to live with that lol" @squidlarkin @Casssdreams memory weirdness while plural is a wild experience "I dunno, this cycle that keeps happening isn't helping anyone, least of all Natalie. Whatever help she needs I really hope she gets it. In the meantime though she needs to stop tweeting." "I'm kinda dancing around my core point here because I feel shitty for outright saying it despite all she's done, but: She made her bed and she can lie in it If she can't even muster the minimal effort it takes to properly damage control after the fact, my sympathies are drained" "And that's not even getting into the other possiblity, which is that she really doesn't give a shit who she hurts with what she says but personally I don't think that entirely adds up. By all means tho, it's cool if that's your read on the situation. Doesn't matter if I'm right." "So I'm left with the most charitable explanation of her behavior being it's self-destructive AT BEST. And while I would like her to stop, FOR HER SAKE, at the same time if she's self-harming with social media, none of us can help her. She needs friends & loved ones to step in." "I don't love how that sounds, me implying she's not allowed to tweet. But first off, it was her idea, and second, it's less about silencing her and more about believing her when she says she used to intentionally seek out people being mean to her (formerly on 4ch*n)." "After all, she didn't ask for this level of fame, right? And it's true, she didn't. But at the bare minimum she used to have a sarcastic(?) ""do not tweet"" rule for herself. One she followed for several months. And she keeps breaking that. And not apologizing when it backfires." "Up until like literally mere days ago I still had sympathy for the fact that at the very least, her level of fame is going to make it ten times harder for her in almost every conceivable way but especially when she fucks up (as we all do as humans)." I almost feel like as a binary trans woman I need to apologize for Natalie's behavior out of sheer embarrassment. @squidlarkin @Casssdreams you can do that? "@Calliethulhu Whenever I'm caught in the crossfire of discourse, my autopilot is to profusely apologize and very often delete everything I said that offended or hurt people. It's a reaction I don't have much control over at times so I can't say if it's entirely healthy, but it's still easy." "@Calliethulhu Literally the closest she ever got to healthy self-reflection and actually having a plan that might help her get better her was her sarcastic(?) ""Do not tweet"" decree she gave herself, which is partly funny, partly tragic, and mostly very telling." "@Calliethulhu That's part of why I stopped defending her. Even granting her every possible benefit of the doubt, there are easy ways for her to at least ACT better than she does, regardless of her actual beliefs. Easy pitfalls to avoid, easy ways to smooth things over, but we see none of it." "@squidlarkin @Casssdreams I so rarely go on private that I can't say with certainty if that's true or not, but I feel like it's not? Not willing to test it, lol" @Casssdreams @squidlarkin Sometimes tweets are just lost forever though "@Casssdreams @squidlarkin Not addressed to me but I find myself doing it a lot, and often successfully. If I can't think of the exact wording of a tweet of mine, I try several words I might've used and use the following search: [word] from:TransSalamander No brackets in the actual search." @xQuestionSleepx Even more rude lol @AdrienneCohea @bulbafren @CateSpice I think she's 29 The implications one can draw from the fact that most trans women are in agreement that the stuff cis women are saying about sexism/misogyny is true is an incredibly massive oversight by overly skeptical men "I already believed mansplaining was a thing but to see it play out in front of me as if the guy's sole purpose was to prove to me sexism is real (and yet not on any level understanding what he's doing) is just, civility over, you don't get to talk anymore, dude" "when I get mansplained to I get soooo rude in response like not to imply cis women have more patience for it, but as a woman who never got mansplained to in her 29 years living in the assigned ""male"" role, please immediately shut up as I find your unintentional game embarrassing" "@CateSpice @bulbafren It kind of explains a lot, honestly" "I tend to hero worship a lot less in the trans community. It's taken a lot of work, but I think I've gotten way better. But I still sometimes get that jolt of excitement when someone I think is pretty neat follows me back. Kind of a silly thing, but the good feeling is real." @PrissyOrcGF really tazes my dingo @CateSpice Yeah I'm older than her in both literal age and transition time and I couldn't relate. @LeafTilde gosh the raw kinky power of being convinced I never even had a dick is destroying me rn @LeafTilde hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgg can't believe that's gonna be my actual life soon wtf 💦 @LeafTilde *or something I worded that awkwardly because it's late but hopefully I'm making sense. "@LeafTilde (I mean if someone had a workable way to start the revolution I'm not gonna be one of people saying they shouldn't, rather I'm not arguing that everyone should go out & buy a gun right now it something. Most of us can't do much right now & I think that's understandable and okay)" "@LeafTilde Absolutely, let's see. I'm still hoping it can get better before it gets worse. And honestly even if I felt like that was impossible, I'm not actually advocating that anyone do anything about this right now. At most I'm arguing that people should have hypothetical game plans." @LeafTilde *hate violence curse my phone @dev_hell_opera Never stop fighting to get them @LeafTilde my origin story except I'm extremely not cis lol but seriously it's prooooobably my genital dysphoria talking but the idea of your dick slowly becoming a fake-looking hunk of plastic with no sensation is just 😍😍😍 "@LeafTilde I think you have a valid point. And I have violence too. I hope I get to live to an old age never needing to kill. But between climate change & the country with the biggest military & nuclear arms collection in history turning fascist, revolution might be the best case scenario." @dev_hell_opera I don't have a great answer. I lucked into a situation that MIGHT protect me. Best I can say is always surround yourself with a community of allies and friends. "I feel like bare minimum climate change is gonna start making these decisions for us, and I'm sorry but I can't be convinced that capitalism isn't inherently opposed to the long term health of our species. So like, we gotta start agreeing on some of this stuff, or we die." "I guess the frustration I'm trying to describe here can be summed up as, what kind of future do we want? Whether we're talking about surviving as best we can, our dream scenario, or just the middle of the road, best we can hope for, what's the end goal?" "There are other things too, of course. Like when someone left of center seems to indicate (or outright state) that if it were solely up to them, we'd still have capitalism Like, really??? That's preferable to you? It's one thing to say capitalism cannot be overthrown but come on" "Also like, I acknowledge that a lot of queer people should not be around guns for mental health reasons. I'm talking about last resort, when life as we know it is over whether by climate change, fascism or both. No one should be forced to be near guns." "Right wingers might say similar stuff but it's about actual, provable lies? I don't think we're gonna overthrow a corrupt government with just our guns. I'm merely talking about surviving in a post-collapse world where trans rights are the last thing cis people care about." Or some combination of the 3. Like a great example is guns. I don't like guns. I'm terrified of them and I always will be. But if society collapses or the revolution starts? I'm sticking with the leftist gun owners. It's dangerous but so is literal fascism. I often forget there are people left of center who: - Don't want a revolution - Don't think society as we know it will change much (like in a losing your basic rights kind of way) - Don't even have a hypothetical game plan on what they'd LIKE to do if this all goes south @LeafTilde Very hot. Also hot: dick to strap transformation @StarTheFriend What gave you the impression I wasn't going to? @ZJemptv I dunno let's ask the literal child who's phone survey was the sole source of the plastic straw waste estimate everyone was using @ManjiButt 💕💕💕 @LambChopInPamps https://t.co/IFUpfyRQNz "tired: the south park episode mr garrison's fancy new vagina is a textbook example of how incredibly, shockingly transphobic comedy about us can get inspired: okay but i'm taking ""scissor me timbers"" back because it's literally perfect" @Casssdreams I mean with dicks that's just overly complicated frotting but I admire your dedication @norintha I wasn't sure how to even use that in a sentence. Sure it's a noun but how to I either verb it or construct verbs around it? But yes we're absolutely trying it :3 @Chopin_42 but I'm gay enough to try dammit! "I dunno I always assumed that was kind of a ""looks hot in porn, is actually hard enough to not be worth it"" but like there's no way I'm not trying" "if after my surgery I decide to scissor with another vagina owner I WILL at some point be unable to resist saying ""scissor me timbers"" and I just want to apologize in advance" @MelissaGoesWoof heck yeah! honestly the most surprising part of transitioning for me has been the amount of dick I've sucked @KittikatGuild Of course! Any time 💕 @KittikatGuild There's not a lot of great research on progesterone. Might be possible but I've been on prog for a year and a half and haven't noticed any of that. @MelissaGoesWoof (I would continue this discussion but I try to keep talks of padding on my little account lol just combine the following into an @ and that's me: smol ktty Kat no i in ktty) @MelissaGoesWoof weed and bein baby go so well together gosh "@KittikatGuild That doesn't make any sense. Your endo is telling you really weird shit. Like, you might need more laser with higher T levels than you might've needed if your T was lower, but cis men can get hair removal. It's not super common, but it happens." [cw drugs] smoking weed is a gateway drug to sucking dick @MelissaGoesWoof I FORGOT ABOUT BEING BABY THAT'S SO TRUE @KittikatGuild Hair removal of any kind (laser or electrolysis) should work regardless of your T levels [cw drugs] just find it hard to believe that one can smoke weed AND play video games without being gay but I guess in theory it could be possible "@KittikatGuild Also like, an endo isn't gonna be aware of what's needed for a vaginoplasty. Trust your surgeon, not your endo about that stuff." "@KittikatGuild Depends on the surgeon. It's usually common practice to scrape the follicles during the surgery which in theory might be enough, but that's not always the case. @RaeGun2k was told the same thing and it definitely backfired for her. Keep in mind laser hair removal might work too" like I'm not sorry the idea of snake skin on soft tiddies is such a fucking dream I'm angry it's not a real thing "@TimonicWulfgar @PrinceOfPixels uhhhhhhh pretty sure I'm an adult so," consider: naga tiddies shit I did the joke backwards that's how drained I am x.x I'm an introvert trapped in an extrovert's body It's sometimes frustrating being an introvert when cool people I enjoy being around are visiting. Like if I'm out of energy and need to recharge and I basically have to be antisocial. Even if they understand that still means I can't hang out :/ @PhyrexianThot Exactly! :3 @TimonicWulfgar @PrinceOfPixels technically correct but I don't deserve to be called out like this @PrinceOfPixels but nah lucky charms are the best I don't see what's so funny D:< @PrinceOfPixels gosh whoever could that be truly a mystery @PrinceOfPixels gosh you're gorgeous x.x 💕 @pixeljadeart @Estrace666 I was technically in Clovis but same difference. Our street signs were brown instead of Fresno's green wooooo Yeah I don't recommend ever living there @QuestForTori wait that's from something thought it was just hushy being little @Estrace666 @pixeljadeart I spent my teens and 20's in Fresno and I happen to think it's bullshit that they got a cryptid like right after I moved away @Kalindlara *offers hugs* stay safe You're one of my favorite people on here and I'd very much prefer if you were safe and healthy. @MaiaFranklyn I moved away in 2012 so that checks out wait since when does fucking fresno of all places get a cryptid 13 weeks to the day until GRS Feels like yesterday it was a 17 weeks wtf "By the way, not that this was even a plausible outcome, but just to clarify what would happen if I didn't do this and needed hair removal AFTER my dick gets inverted? Still electrolysis. In what would then be a vagina. Not sure how! But yeah, probably not fun I'm guessing?" "@YourBoswell Yep! Penile inversion means the hair needs to be completely killed in certain areas. Hair growth inside a neovagina isn't like, fatal or anything but it's not fun from what I hear They scrape the follicles during surgery but they prefer the extra step of hair removal beforehand" kind of annoys me when folks think I'm getting electrolysis hair removal on my genitals just for shits and giggles I'm doing it because it's a requirement for a vaginoplasty. I don't want hair in my vagina. I assure you electrolysis would not be my first choice otherwise. @AveryDelta2 Because I don't want hair in the vagina I'm going to be getting in December @junebyot Doesn't it rock??? :3 @elysianechoes how you can tell she's a trans girl-- only one of us would get such a specific body mod :V @TwippingVanilla @ChrisAField1 Yup! https://t.co/MFlSOUZ6lH "@TwippingVanilla probably gonna happen after my vaginoplasty too but like, that's kinda the point so i'm not worried :V" @ChrisAField1 It's not a doctor who does it so I dunno why they would? "@SoftKittenJen A bunch! I have a few figures of him in my ""Pinkie Pie and extended family"" collection" @tinybird420 He's voiced by Weird Al! @tinybird420 uhhhh Pinkie Pie is dressed as a pirate??? Cheese Sandwich has a really huge party cannon??? that answer the question? i dunno lol "There's a store called 2nd & Charles that sells used books, games, and movies, but they also have a selection of like, closeout clearance stuff from other stores? Anyway, they had a TON of old MLP stuff for dirt cheap so I had to >.> https://t.co/rlea7WkN7v" "but like seriously my tits get in the way of being able to see what's going on so after an hour and fifteen minutes of one of the rougher sessions i've ever had, i look down and it's like ""omg what happened to my girldick it disappeared how did you even work with this""" "you know how in the osmosis jones tv series they reveal that in girl's bodies everything is girly and pink? i'm just picturing the little micro organism people inside me running around screaming like ""HOW DO YOU PILOT A DICK I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS AAAAAA""" *base of my girldick is getting zapped with electrolysis* my girldick: we're under attack!! take evasion action!!! my girldick: *retracts so that its head is CLOSER to where the electric burning is happening thereby increasing the pain level* perfect @00dani_me In Japanese her name is Catherine and I might be a bit biased but I prefer that one :P I'm honestly shocked that I didn't already own a Birdo stuffie https://t.co/UToTmEIHkb @QueenStodge surrender immediately "So I found out I had been using not nearly enough numbing cream on my junk for my electrolysis. Sixth appointment in, lol But I know the proper amount now so the next 20 something hours should go better oof x.x" @Tricliniangry hey thanks yours is cute too :3 Ready for my appointment to zap my pubic hair with an electrified needle! 1/8 appointments for the month of September yay x.x https://t.co/DJIUYlAMeB @JuniperTheSloth Yep I was planning on spacing them out but thank you!! And luckily I was also planning on rings rather than studs so I'm not COMPLETELY stealing your look lol @Estrace666 Natalie Wynn @Chopin_42 @HexLatex RIGHT??? "Like she's talking about how she feels like an old trans and like that's valid, but I'm older than her both literally and as far as how long I've been transitioning and I feel like you're only as old as you want to be, you know?" "Someone who doesn't need more exposure from quote tweeting is talking about the generational gap between trans people, & as someone who's older than her I gotta say I can't relate I don't have any trouble relating to zoomer trans people. I wish I knew how, but it comes naturally" @HexLatex resistance can be fun if one's feeling bratty tho~ "Sexuality is a complicated, evolving thing and I think it's really healthy to open about that. It's also a personal thing! I call myself a lesbian but if sexualities were assigned by others using objective standards I'd be bi/pan too." @TwippingVanilla Oh gosh :O Makes me wonder about how a corset would look on me 👀 @DongsJ Yeah I had to learn where my waist was too. Clothes make way more sense now lol @null_homotopic Two years as of this past June. The fat changed like a year ago tho "@TwippingVanilla Saaaaame :/ Definitely not my favorite, but I'm trying my best to be okay with it. It's definitely a girly place to get fat at least" @polyheartmony SO GOOD And sexy 👀 "Anyway if you're a chubby trans girl who hasn't started HRT yet, just know that things are gonna change in ways you might not expect!" "Used to be I had to wear my pants lower because my gut fat was made if like, tougher, more uncomfortable fat? Kinda hard to explain? But now there's less gut fat and what fat there is is MUCH squishier. It's way easier to wear pants higher and squish all that down." "I didn't actually know this before I transitioned, so maybe saying it will be helpful for others: Girls store their fat differently. Not just in different places, the fat itself is softer and squishier. It's a really nice source of gender euphoria~" @hmsnofun no but seriously congrats!!! @hmsnofun 8 more subscribers would be Nice @LambChopInPamps gosh >/////> "@TheNecroPunk Yup the idea is they'd be at least half cartilage piercings. I think there'll be room, but it might take a while to get them all in. Definitely one of my next piercing projects tho! Probably gonna do it after my septum piercing (which is gonna wait until after GRS)" @LambChopInPamps awkward car chub~ https://t.co/P6xrzX1sW5 "Had an idea for a piercing setup that I'm not sure I'll have room for but I still love the idea in theory: Basically a row of six piercings going up my ear, each one a color of the rainbow. Like just obnoxiously queer 24/7" like I got fat on my arms? I end up cropping it out of a lot of pictures and I really shouldn't but even that fat that I kinda hate? super soft and girly~ @PrissyOrcGF something something innuendo joke about riding your hood 👀 "being a chubby trans girl rocks actually, because I'm like covered in soft girl chub that's undeniably girl-flavored" looking cute for our errands today 💕✨ https://t.co/p7xMGzRPjk @Q3w3e3 I'd rate it a solid owo/uwu "you, a fool: gen 5 was terrible me, chuckling actually: did you forget about bug taur" gonna need y'all to appreciate this absolute unit of a scolipede i'm gonna be buying soon https://t.co/xxWFSMKJaw @PrissyOrcGF HECK. 💦 @Hypnothulhu that assumption's complete accuracy doesn't make it any less rhude >////> "@Hypnothulhu wow bold of you to assume i'm already on my knees i mean it'd be bolder if you were wrong, but still >.>" @FOURLUNG @meltypaw AWWWWW OURS DOESN'T HAVE A SLIDE WTF D:< "@TheNDqueerelf i might know someone willing to help contribute to the uh, data 👀" @TheNDqueerelf 👀 "@SteampunkPenny Love you too, Mistress :3 💕💕💕" Last night my left ear's piercing itched so much the gauge just popped out while I was scratching it lol Couple weeks too early to be doing that but I guess it means the stretching went well :V @Transhockeygirl but natalie SHEP ORB @forivall_blue Exactly. This isn't healthy for her on so many levels. But I still see this cycle that she seems trapped in and one that's actively harming everyone involved in it and I wish there was an easy solution. "That's NOT to say ""we"" caused her to be this way. Again, she could have phrased all this stuff better. I figured it out, she can too. And I think she's always been attracted to ""forbidden"" discussions. It's why she's a philosopher, I suspect. So, definitely her fault." "Then she has a very personal stake in the following discourse, one where an overwhelming number of people are screaming at her & vilifying her... I don't personally think she's truscum, but I see a vicious cycle that might make truscummery feel like a safe alternative for her." "I myself have noticed that a lot of phenomena in the trans experience are ones that kinda break down when considering the lack of gender binary. And it seems her reaction to this inconsistency is ""Well my experiences as a binary trans woman are still valid, so full steam ahead!""" "Wish I could remember what it was about, but a few months ago I had a thread where I basically made sure to reiterate over & over ""This is a feeling that is toxic and not okay, but it's still real and I need to sort it out with therapy or something"" and no one yelled at me." "It's just... it's NOT hard to have threads where you expose and interrogate a feeling you have, even if you know it might not be a healthy, valid feeling. It's entirely possible to keep it reigned in in the context of ""I know this isn't okay, but this is how it feels. Help?""" "(btw if you don't have any sympathy for her, that's valid and honestly probably smarter. I'm not here to argue with others that she deserves your sympathy. Just venting)" "Like the end result here, even if it's her fault, is that transitioning in the public eye like this with people constantly screaming at her is really gonna fuck her up. It probably has already. And I don't wish that upon anyone It being her fault just makes it more tragic to me" "I still have sympathy for her. Transitioning is never easy for anyone, and it must be that much harder doing it with fame when you have thousands of your own people who hate you with seemingly no way to make them happy. But like... just choose your words more carefully, babe." I don't know if I'm adding anything substantial to the discourse but I guess I just needed to vent too. She goes on and on about never being allowed to tweet but she can't seem to avoid really simple pitfalls so it's hard to have much sympathy. "Especially with a huge platform. And I really shouldn't have to explain why. Get yourself a locked private account like the rest of us if you really need to vent. Yes, that's what it takes. Get over it. And that's all I'm saying about this discourse." "So yes, as a binary trans person, it's okay to feel a little frustrated, maybe even a little misgendered when the lack of an actual gender binary makes your ""passing"" require an extra step in queer spaces that it doesn't in non-queer spaces But it's not fair to complain about it" "One somewhat common example I've seen some folks subtweet about and even I've dealt with myself in my darkest moments: Feeling dysphoric after seeing an attractive trans person who seems to pass posting selfies. It's not fair of any of us to tell them to stop, so we don't." "If it seems like the needs/desires you have to deal with your dysphoria treads upon someone else's needs surrounding their dysphoria, the unfortunate reality is that the best, most polite way to handle that is to keep your mouth shut. *Especially* if you have a huge platform." @doublegearsys @FrigidElfChild can also confirm their cuteness is undeniable @MadameMolotov goals @TheFintauSystem @doublegearsys nooooooooooo!! D: @PrissyOrcGF omg I'm gonna put so many holes in my new hole it's gonna rock "@PrissyOrcGF I'm getting one myself in a few months, I'll be sure to post my review of it here :V" she's VERY VERY VERY expensive but a girl can dream~ https://t.co/2mjdGcodHQ LORG ORB SHEP https://t.co/iNDKA7tBKh @emuchaton weed just has inherently queer energy I mean *obviously* I'm picking my new waifu what kind of question even is that https://t.co/pyeRsDvJyb "I guess I meant to say ""short stories"" but sure, it's also one of my favorite stories in general so that works." This is one of my favorite stories and now it's been wonderfully animated by one of my favorite YouTube channels https://t.co/yzzzzOJJQF "@Calliethulhu Assuming I know who this is about, I think it's pretty clear by now that she might be left of center, but she's not a leftist." there's a worgen in this dungeon group i'm playing horde??? Never had a cat that enjoyed hardwood floor as much as Archimedes 💕🧶 https://t.co/cfTXcrMqZ3 @Estrace666 500 sacrifices or 1000? @sillygaymiria @isthatyourmain It DID make me cry in a good way ;_; @VOID_FRIEND https://t.co/EHp0YZhgwr same https://t.co/S0zKLNGYpS @NewGenderWhoDis They/them pronouns for trans people with she/her or he/him pronouns is misgendering. But jesus christ that was the worst way to word that. The first words I said to anyone online was on Tumblr. Wish I could tell that freshly hatched egg that in just 3 years and 13 weeks she'd have the vagina she always wanted :3 https://t.co/aYytAv5Jzx "So I missed it by a couple days, but August 30th marked three years since I came out as trans! Time as both moved slowly and really quickly, it's surreal." @Roodypatooti oh hey we have the same taste in men https://t.co/Yr9fgE07kS @Pawtiko @shnupz S P I N N Y Check the date. He said this at a time when he thought his involvement in the series was over. @ayyy_vuh 100% accurate "@norintha @MoonGoddessBree @IsabellaIzIzzy Yeah part of the reason Jen is out there is she's getting back on get meds, I forgot to mention that" @norintha @MoonGoddessBree @IsabellaIzIzzy She missed all of us! We're gonna be seeing more of her I have a feeling :3 @PrissyOrcGF didn't know clowns needed a parade I said amazing three times but it's an apt description okay??? Today's been an amazing day with amazing news and we're currently having an AMAZING evening out at our favorite sushi place with the ranch family + @MoonGoddessBree & @IsabellaIzIzzy It's so nice to have Bree back in our lives and to finally meet Izzy! 💕💕💕 @KittenFemme @StebMcDreb hhhg 👀👀 @KittenFemme oh gosh >////> @KittenFemme rreally? didn't know you were that close >.> you really should!! "@KittenFemme i did they're um, heck >.>" @KittenFemme hhi gosh 💦 @KittenFemme 👀 @PrissyOrcGF a line? only if you're stepping on me in classic :V First time I've felt an electric jolt through one of my testicles tho! Wasn't the best feeling in the world but if I take some solace in knowing I can handle that kind of pain x.x "Fifth session/hour of electrolysis under my belt (literally lol)! I also have September booked up with the second person I'm seeing. Along with the first person I've been seeing, that's 8 sessions/hours for the month. Should be on track to have it all removed before surgery!" "@TheBigLoaf One of those ""one design offered for a limited time"" t-shirt websites years ago. Wish I could remember! They had a whole collection of Transformers characters and I picked two of my favorites: Grimlock and Soundwave :3" Gonna be dinosaur flavored for today's electrolysis appointment 🦖✨ https://t.co/I4dTPn7MTI Might have to pare this display down later but here's what it looks like right now :3 https://t.co/iUA9lZrKpR what do you mean sword lesbian? https://t.co/35cgOysNjv 😈🚁🤖🏎️ https://t.co/iGya1uHSEB "Contender for my figure of the year, honestly https://t.co/c5558i81hJ" @FinalBossFemme I LOVE YOUR STUFFIES :O :O :O @FrigidElfChild i would but shitty internet D: @ZJemptv Yeah this whole thread is definitely a mood :/ @Kaelyrhn We have the Rocky Mountains (aka the Rockies) here to show us which way west is :3 "Me: Ugh, of course the girl armor shows skin because THAT makes sense on the fucking battlefield Also me: ggirl tummmy 💦 https://t.co/HuqtBg7DT1" WoW is such a weird game that I love so much https://t.co/RhbDwDkzjv @DarkTyrannosaur wow weird coincidence but same "@KamenSpider And combined with the new Bumblebee with the terrible face and way too short arms, I think the goal of perfectly G1 cartoon accurate MP figures is not one with striving towards. And I LOVE the G1 aesthetic. They're just overthinking this." "@KamenSpider It's just... I might not be an expert on the G1 cartoon but I feel like MP-10 is virtually perfect. $200 more and all... that just to ensure it looks just like the cartoon, when the result is barely perceptible changes that even some collectors might miss? Also... $600 Unicron" @Tricliniangry mood "@JenApparently I called it. I knew there was no way this wasn't getting made. The amount of money might be actually needed, but the deadline was arbitrary." @itsviviactually Pretty much how I feel too. @Kaelyrhn I intentionally hang it there for all my toy shots because I am proudly little on main :3 Now I know what you're all wondering: Is he flexible? Answer: Exceedingly https://t.co/ZRMO2Agy1M "@Tricliniangry @DoomGender unf, void my warranty~" @Estrace666 fucking gorgeous goddamn @Tricliniangry @DoomGender improper NOT to use a plasma cutter on a cutie honestly D:< @SoftKittenJen Well step one is to become mutuals :3 .@BonnieMakes was playing some Mindless Self Indulgence in her car and I was suddenly a 16-year-old chatting on an Invader Zim message board again. @RainaThrownAway @DoomGender pain and pleasure overlap so much tho... "@MaiaFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 2/3rds of a Unicron, why do you ask? :3" @Speed_Freak01 there it is there's the $400(???) @trgrrl VALID @MagsVisaggs 11 years for me @JennyOutrageous tale as old as time *nods sagely* @FritchmanTom yes ಠ_ಠ even as a lesbian I can recognize the raw husbando energy Nightcrawler radiates obtained a fuzzy blue husbando https://t.co/H28gTHmm9I @Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb hhhhgg truth >.< @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu yeah that's basically me hhhhh >////> "The deadline of a campaign like this only exists to spur people into spending money they wouldn't otherwise, so it is flexible, but not infinitely so, otherwise people will start realizing there's no hurry. Anyway I hope this gets funded and that I can nab one somehow." I did get wrong how they'd cheat. They didn't fudge the numbers so clearly they need that amount of money specifically. But given how close it's getting? The deadline was chosen arbitrarily. @Calliethulhu I don't even like feet but I'm such a sub that uhhhhhhh yes please "I told you they'd cheat. Like don't get me wrong, I'm happy they are. Just saying I called it." @PrissyOrcGF Fuck anyone giving you shit over that. Doubly fuck any trans person doing that. We all ended up with bodies we didn't ask for. Empathy costs nothing and isn't hard to give to others. Infuriates me and breaks my heart. "@maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA Yes, I do :P" i'm sorry what https://t.co/vvHnCC2bni @femme_thoughts deep fakes have been a thing for a couple years now @lara_santaella you're probably not wrong honestly "like what the actual fuck is going to happen to all of society when anyone can (rightfully or not) say ""that's a deep fake, didn't happen""?" hahahaha very soon we won't be able to trust any video footage of literally anything let's watch this cute what if 🙃 "love when WoW thinks I'm still in combat when I'm not and I try to reset it by logging out and it goes ""you can't log out right now"" and I just go ""the hell I can't *closes window*""" @OMGBeesInADress I was born in California and lived my teen years in Fresno. I love returning to Cali whenever I can 💕 What is the game design purpose of not letting me use flight paths when I have aggro from mobs? "@GuildingLilly She didn't mean to say all that with me in the room, but my 10-year-old brain was like ""You can DO that? o.o""" "@GuildingLilly When I was about 10 or so at a family reunion, some wife of some relative I had never met told what she thought was a hilarious story about a friend of hers who transitioned, got GRS, but still liked women. ""Now she's a lesbian!"" was the punchline." "Never Eat Soggy Waffles doesn't work if you forget which direction to go. But assuming you have north and south memorized (seems like most folks do?): West and East spell WE, not EW That's the trick I use." "@Autistic_Ace Oof, not sure. Maybe? But we should get to know each other better first :3" @APrivateRobin I know that feeling. My brain loves to torment me with intrusive thoughts like that as well. I hope you're feeling better? @Kate_Bunni I would LOVE to hang out with you one day tho! "Also if you're in Seattle or Portland, I fucking love visiting there and the plan is to make regular trips up there, so don't even stress. And like, if you're just in the western half of the US, we can include you on the way for a northwestern roadtrip!" "If we're friends and you are in: - The UK - Uhhhhh any part of Canada? Gonna need to plan a road trip for that one, y'all are spread out - Midwest to Eastern United States I'm coming for you D:< (for hugs and hanging out) (eventually) (I promise)" Where I worry this ends up but I'm gonna fight tooth and nail to not let it get to this point: I just stop seeing them before I get to fly out and visit them. ugh oh hey and a ton of these people are in the uk there's that anxiety again yay :/ "I'm not like, gonna name names or anything, but thinking of just my closest friends who I care about the most and met relatively early on in my trans Twitter usage, I can only think of one person who still shows up on my TL regularly." "I see how this works. Trans people roughly in the first year/several years of their transition find each other, become friends, then eventually get tired of Twitter for various personal reasons, and you start seeing less and less of your favorite people." Metaphorically dragging my favorite people back into my life and timeline as I fight the never-ending tide of friends drifting apart and seeing less and less of my favorite people. You can take them from me when I'm dead and buried. @APrivateRobin omg are you okay? D: @DevourerRose yeah but they were from the MID 00's :P @lhark42 G*merg*te supporter "@lyra_like_lyre I believe I saw @Rory__Walker link a thread last night that explained that? (If I was mistaken, my bad. I just woke up and I don't know how else to begin finding the thread)" @PrissyOrcGF 👀 @AnxietySong @vedia_lupae HECK YES🦖🦕 back in bed after spending over 3 fucking hours trying to START a relaxing evening to myself playing WoW after how rough today was it would have been nice but our shitty mountain internet said no @AnxietySong @vedia_lupae omg are we gonna be prehistoric buddies??? :D @JenApparently noooooo D: "And now I'm booted back out again. This is torture. I can't relax. I just want to enjoy an evening to myself but it's 2am and I think I've been defeated by CRIMINALLY shitty internet. FUCK Viasat. Fuck them. Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them." "Got back in. Was able to get 6% more on the quest, but then at the next group of mobs I just had to stand there frantically smashing spell buttons fruitlessly as I watched another player swoop in and make quick work of them. I just wanted to tag ONE of them, but nothing." @JenApparently https://t.co/e3jDTRCNRc @JenApparently We established a couple days ago here on Twitter that C-3PO is a chastity sub so it'd be a very specific kind of dick pic @AnxietySong @vedia_lupae (also a more accurate word would be pterosaur because that encompasses all of those flying reptiles from the Mesozoic) (I really like pterosaurs I'm sorry) @AnxietySong @vedia_lupae pterodactyl says trans rights!! @vexwerewolf This level of frustration and anger at society usually doesn't happen until a couple years into one's transition! Proud of u "@ZephanyZephZeph Never got into it. It's one of those names like cum town where I'm like ""That sure is a thing people talk about.""" @quatoria Yup. Obviously it doesn't help everyone but I think being queer makes it more difficult to ignore that marginalized people are actually marginalized and makes one's privilege bubble more apparent. "@quatoria He's one of the few good cis boys, it seems. It's more than just this I think, but it helps that he's pan (or bi? I can't recall). Queerness helps." @quatoria It's been long enough that I've forgotten but he's definitely gotten better at least. "Dunno what if anything is the common factor here, but I suspect it's that most cishet white ""nerds"" desperately needed to check their privilege but the fame a lot of them gained a decade ago has made that incredibly difficult." "Escapist? Originally run by g*merg*te supporters, but even ignoring that: Zero Punctuation and Extra Credits are run by toxic people, and M*vieb*b is a part-time eugenicist on Twitter. Jim Sterling was the only good person of that bunch." "Seems like the majority of ""we made a one-stop website/group for us content creators!"" thing from the late 00's was just a bad idea. Normal Boots? J*nTr*n and Pr*Jared are both horrible people Channel Awesome? It's mostly just Doug that's trash, but still was a terrible idea" "Currently dead, have tried twice now to log in, walk to my corpse, and ressurect. Doing that causes the game to boot me out and I have to wait another 20 or so minutes trying to reconnect to battlenet." "@starshpgirl I think the meme is separate from and maybe even predates the mod? This is sort of like saying Sylveon is trans. It doesn't make as much sense as saying an individual character rather than a species is trans, but that's part of the fun." "I know adults play Minecraft too (I'm one of them!), but when you're this obsessive over screaming over some light fun trans & ally players are having, I'm forced to assume you're either 14 or have the maturity of a 14-year-old." you forgot to factor in that no one cares what a cis person who's way too worked up about a fictional video game bee thinks tho @MilkshakeMolly @TheNDqueerelf This description also sounds exactly like my situation. @lumpen_rose i've only lived in this one but i assume so @XylariaVG there's nothing else to do and i waited all fucking day for this It's usually not this bad but I'm hoping at SOME POINT the internet will wake the fuck back up. Also this is unrelated but my spacebar needs cleaning and keeps giving me extra spaces and I don't have the spoons to clean it and i want to fucking SCREAM "Then even just gathering azerite is a spell with a cast timer that can't even complete before more mobs spawn. Killing them is a miracle at this speed of internet. Actually gathering the quest stuff is impossible. Again, I'm at 85%. For the past 3 hours." Been trying to finish this daily for literal hours. Just trying to get 15% more azerite power from these mob's corpses. But my fucking attacks won't load and alliance players keep running around tagging everything while I'm just trying to get a hit in. "@HexLatex the spiral was really entrancing >.< like i'm not even joking or playing along, it was so hard to look away x.x" @IsabellaIzIzzy @SteampunkPenny oh and there's no apology necessary whatsoever i'm just drained from trying to finish this WoW quest for the past 3 hours @IsabellaIzIzzy @SteampunkPenny Feel free but there's not much I can do with the info until Mistress sees this. "@IsabellaIzIzzy Definitely bring this up when y'all visit this weekend. I don't have the spoons to look into it right now, but I'll tag Mistress in because this looks promising: @SteampunkPenny" "@IsabellaIzIzzy I don't know what WISP is We have satellite because the only place offering stuff over a phone line only offers is when the planets are aligned. We need the money and time to just keep checking every day. Otherwise? 50GB a month that runs out in four days, then we're throttled" can that comic page i wanted to read just finish downloading so the words are legible? can battlenet just fucking stay connected? any chance of me actually getting into WoW tonight? FUCK gonna fucking punch something after everyone goes to bed is my decompression time where i can freely use the internet and unwind and NOTHING IS FUCKING LOADING @Rory__Walker @AnxietySong Catherine is also unambiguously a girl's name so that wouldn't bother me. My usual at St*rbucks is a mago dragonfruit refresher and a bacon gouda breakfast sandwich and I fully admit I'm addicted lol @QuestForTori SWIMSUIT GAME IS STRONK GIRL GOSH @Rory__Walker @AnxietySong I FULLY ADMIT I'm reading too much into this. Half the reason I switched to saying Kathryn is because it loses the ambiguity and I could stop worrying about it. @Rory__Walker @AnxietySong Yes but Cat Stevens is a man and Kat is unambiguously a girl's name (at least as far as cis people are concerned) "I don't know what's worse, dealing with this ridiculous shit, or getting into the game and having the entire world be unresponsive while I try to do dailies. https://t.co/zB7DqloBoS" "@AnxietySong I stopped telling people my name is Kat because they always write it ""Cat"" and I worry it's because they think Cat is more masculine? ""Can't be Kat, that's short for Kathryn and that's a girl's name!"" So I just say Kathryn now. Frustrating that I have to." @punished_chuds I'm the same way! WoW is practically a single player experience for me lol @punished_chuds lol I never really stopped playing I just go through 6 month phases where I don't for a bit gonna need it to stop being peak hours so my internet functions enough to lose myself to WoW for a few hours thanks self care @SixArmedSweater @Swymbiote big moo'd! :3 @OneLameShark unf I want that box set so bad! @TrotCon 💕 @AmazonChique Can they apply it retroactively like that? "@TrotCon it's okay if you don't, but yes I had a table at your con a couple times lol I was known as Green Salamander back then I guess the amphibian thing might've given me away >.>" @shadow @maeveynot @caraesten Well maybe Cara will be just getting off loopy painkillers as I'm getting on them? It's the circle of life or something :V "@TrotCon i'm VERY convincing :V plus it was hardly an actual business :P (took me a second to even realize what you were saying there, how on earth did you remember that was me? I had a beard and a different @!)" "@KayleeSmerbeck YUP that was most of the issue. and like, I know it saves paper, but fuck ""reverse steps to convert back"" my brain has a LOT of trouble doing that" @QuestForTori youve never met me in person! D:< we need to change that! ^w^ in person im actually several toddlers in a trench coat All these targetmasters are reminding me how much I regret selling so many of my Titans Returns figures (and taking so long to get that last wave that it's gonna hurt to track down on eBay...) "A box of repaints! But they're all solid toys and they fill in some holes in the collection (+1 pterosaur which is always a bonus in any context) (I love that tfwiki uses they/them pronouns for Terror-Daxtyl since we don't know much about them, but I'm just calling that canon) https://t.co/btSJTpOHO6" @DrewFlashy1 one of my favorites too!! https://t.co/LmJipCXt18 @Calliethulhu constantly i hate it @talkingtonothin But I love Slugma! D: @SweetBeans99 @satsukitv Sweet beans! I'M AERODACTYL HECK YES >:3 @SweetBeans99 @satsukitv Definitely gonna start using sweet beans now prorogue sounds like a pokemon @caraesten Yes let's!! 💕💕💕 @caraesten Aaaaaah congrats!!! 💕💕💕 That's 13 days before mine!!! @alittlefemme gosh looks fun! :3 @Kaelyrhn Korra's a bottom @BoringNerdyKate hhhg gosh i guess you have a point >.> @PrissyOrcGF holy heck 😍 @SarahAllenReed Takkun is an angel 😍 @TheNecroPunk @LeafTilde @Kaelyrhn Azeroth is in danger so much I didn't even realize that until you said something lol "@Kaelyrhn She's not an egg I don't think. I'm not sure if your question has been answered in the story yet, but no one seems concerned about it. I don't think there's any real worry that she'll hatch/awaken." "@LeafTilde @Kaelyrhn Yeah it's lava that heals you, lol But the pool I'm in is more for decoration and should be avoided if you can't fly D:" "@Kaelyrhn Nope! I don't remember if it's exactly blood per se? But I think it is. Specifically tho it's the essence of Azeroth. Azeroth is a (sleeping? still gestating?) baby Titan. She's in trouble, and part of the story in this expansion is making sure she doesn't die." just swimming in planet blood until my hearthstone resets "I understand why Blizzard waits until each expansion is basically over to give everyone flying. From a game design standpoint, it makes perfect sense. But also: Sometimes I try to take shortcuts literally on my arduous path to obtain flying and I fall into pit of planet blood. https://t.co/tYSaSe1h8q" @TheRealZenatura same lol unrecognized gender dysphoria made school a nightmare for me "@lukanicoletta That happened for me once my HRT took effect. Like even though I wanted a vagina for years and years, I thought I was at least okay with having a dick. But once I started feeling like a woman, the dysphoria was impossible to ignore. It's the worst :/" "It wouldn't work of course and just getting here would be the hard part, but I'd offer the ranch to every single friend I have in the UK. Talk is cheap, I guess. But I mean it. I just want to save everyone :/" @RebeccaCuddles @ManjiButt ayyyyy same "seems like every possible ending to all this is ""things get really bad"" which means ""even worse for trans people"" so like yeah anxiety" lot of anxiety this morning worried about my friends in the uk @LeafTilde simply the best @norintha I just want my friends to be okay... @norintha Fuck how could I forget that part "OH YEAH ALSO YEARS AGO HE HAD A TUMBLR BLOG WHERE HE USED HIS FAME TO SOLICIT NUDES FROM GIRLS WHO HE DID NOT CHECK THE AGES OF HE'S EXTREMELY BAD NEWS, STAY AWAY" @norintha No deal is the worst possible ending to this isn't it @lukanicoletta I fantasized about having a vagina even when I thought I wasn't allowed to call myself trans >.< I've wanted this for 20 years x.x "he wants pity, but whatever was in that video sent waves of harassment to his ex so, you know, fuck his crocodile tears" "if you went solely by the content he produced, you'd think he was a sweetheart a lot of us were blindsided but we now know he's not worth your time anyway that screenshot is from his first (?) statement he's had since this was revealed months ago" "if you don't know who this living trash pile is: famous gamer on youtube (one of the few who aren't right wing or straight up nazis, sadly) cheated on his wife for months in a really scummy and calculated way, tried to play it off as polyamory, and in general is a turd" "@norintha Is it the case that few people have asked the queen to intervene? Like, yes technically you're allowed to, but everyone was under the impression that wasn't what we did anymore because democracy?" "pr*jared is an abusive, calculating, manipulative turd sandwich who doesn't deserve any pity, but I'll settle for him exclusively getting pity from an increasingly toxic audience (ie the only people left) as his career takes the j*ntr*n route of increasing obscurity" @Kaelyrhn but I ain't wrong! :V "@norintha Alright, I guess that makes sense? But then why are people angry? It sounded to me like this isn't supposed to happen but I guess I misunderstood." pictured: when you really wanna stay home from school but you're probably not sick enough so you really ham it up for mom to look as ill and sickly as possible so she takes pity on you @TwippingVanilla It's sooooo good I love it so much 😭💕 @VNProtag Tit DO go bouncy and it's the best 😍 @lukanicoletta I'm getting GRS in December and I can't wait for that moment. That thing's not supposed to be there I hate it D: just hypnotise me and wipe my mind completely tbh @SixArmedSweater Omg congrats! And heck 👀 @SeanWithersDraw YUP CONTENT/CONTENTMENT WAS THE PHRASING I USED TOO AFTER I COULD FEEL THE DIFFERENCE "It's not a sexual thing. There just needs to be mass and weight on my chest. That's how I'm supposed to be. I don't know how it's possible that I'm this way, but why on earth are there millions of us all saying broadly the same thing? I'm a woman. It is my undeniable reality." I'm pretty sure if it were possible to share with cis people even a fraction of what gender euphoria can feel like it would end transphobia it's really nice having boobs feels extremely right "Siege articulation treats melee weapon users VERY well. Between Springers wrists, knees, ankles, hips, shoulders and elbows, he can be put into pretty much any stance you'd want him in." "Okay I did the thing. Found out I rotated his thighs/hips the wrong way which made the helicopter mode 50 times harder than it was supposed to be. If I can get one without any chipped paint on its nose (SIGH), this is actually a good toy. https://t.co/IFwW7w4Hqy" @FOURLUNG GOSH BIG GIRL :O @DarkTyrannosaur mood @The_Wotch @d_m_elms Yes I too was planning on doing the swap that literally every Transformers collector who has bought both Siege Thundercracker and Starscream has done :P @d_m_elms @The_Wotch These are our first official Tetrajet toys from Hasbro and it's a GOOD fucking mold. "@The_Wotch @d_m_elms Only have Starscream and Skywarp so far, but I plan to get them all! Really hope they also make Sunstorm and Hotlink in that mold so I can have a literal rainbow of seekers lol" Siege Springer is a SOLID toy but his transformation is A Lot "So fun fact I normally take my robot mode pics last, but I'm so exhausted from just getting to these two modes I'm calling it a night for this guy. Feels like an MP Springer and not in a good way. Also the paint chipped off his nose and I'm a little mad about that. https://t.co/WtUZwgSezi" Dega Eissile Wauncher https://t.co/B0zP9y9xlT @suezobeam Oh there's a girl in ARMS that drives a mech? It's her for sure. It's a first party IP. "My ideal version of this toy would be one that's less hollow, more articulation, and honestly I'm not too worried about what he transforms into. Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave for me are the trio of ""Sure I won't say no to an alt mode, but I don't really need one either""" @suezobeam Yeah I thought of her! Couldn't recall if I remembered right that she has a mech tho since I don't know much about her. I think she's more likely than DVa @SorceressUWU I just wanted a Unicron bigger than the new record set by Metroplex so I'm happy lol "Dunno if I got the transformation completely right? Chest is a bit wobbly. He's definitely a cheaper-feeling toy and more in the vein of a Prime Wars figure, but honestly? I kinda like him more than Siege Shockwave >.> https://t.co/FEFJgVJqK4" Okay this is a beefier toy than I expected. Also he looks so sad lol https://t.co/EmLer1VV7g "I acquired some Transformers today! Shocking, I know https://t.co/WziATMv2Q7" @SorceressUWU I mean the newest MP Optimus costs 2/3rds that so it could be worse lol "and like, sure maybe tracer is the mascot, but dva is a gamer she'd LOVE to be in smash" "why put ""mecha"" in quotes if not for the fact that it's actually spelled MEKA and you don't want to just give it away???" srsly tho there are already people who thought it could be tracer so how could my brain not go to my favorite overwatch character https://t.co/xenuYT8rqI OH SHIT https://t.co/NkfvXo739B @Calliethulhu cheering and sobbing with happiness as i retweet @HexLatex having trouble looking away from your screen for some reason There's a TINY CHANCE I'll end up having just enough to throw in my way-too-much-money in the next few days so I'm way more excited that I had been. Uhhhhh so the Unicron crowd funding went from 4k to 5k backers in a day. This might actually happen. @gwen_no_fear oh my god D: @PrissyOrcGF can cis people please stop forever @JuniperTheSloth @Calliethulhu @anarchopupgirl b-bullying >.> @Calliethulhu get real zooted and swap around genders until the concept of gender completely breaks down and everyone's happier 💕 "@anarchopupgirl @Calliethulhu probably telling if i shiver at reading ""permanent"" huh? >.>" @Calliethulhu @anarchopupgirl okay i know not directed at me but still hhhhhgh 💦 "@Calliethulhu Without hesitation or doubt," @Calliethulhu only when r2-d2 gives permission @SarahAllenReed @TenaciousRanch Takkun is such a lovey kitty I love her so much 💕 @FOURLUNG @Zhennyfyr FUCK YEAH "@squidlarkin I completely understand. Definitely let me know if it's looking like there's no other option. I wish I could promise a space for you, but at the very least who lives here can change overnight at times so it's worth asking 💕" "@Calliethulhu I just wanna teleport all my UK friends here to the ranch for the duration of the summer (or longer! :3) We actually somehow found a place that stays relatively cool. Not trying to brag, just wish I could share :/" "@squidlarkin I'd offer space at the ranch, but it's not in Seattle and we're currently really tight on space. Though we're close to buying an RV we're gonna keep on the property for extra space... I guess it's moot. I just there was more I could do D: I care a lot about you, Squid :/ 💕" @lumpen_rose You got this! 💕 @norintha Love you so much 💕 living on the edge by posting the first selfie I took 👀 cutie in the c*stco!! ✨ https://t.co/0M4TgmawrA "lol someone Twitter automatically muted (so probably some recently made troll account) is all ""you don't have to buy It if you don't want to"" Yup. And the developers don't have to be assholes. We all have the freedom to make these choices. Respect my freeze peach plz 🍑" "@qirenni @VashtaGryph Lol you're the second person to say that. Vashta, you have another unintentional block: @qirenni" @piperwantsahug AWWWWWWWWWWWW HECK >////> @transcodex Ooooh neat I'm gonna have to try that when I get home! "@ArinaArtemis__ @AJisValid The three eras are now officially named Age of Republic, Age of Rebellion, and Age of Resistance" @Heffy_Boi @zombiezard It is a mistake to be homophobic "@FoxInABoxAD You said labels drive queer communities apart. If that's not what you meant, choose your more carefully next time." "Finally saw the new trailer, btw. Not sure why it took so long. I'll probably be sharing my thoughts on it sporadically throughout the day. That redwood forest HAS to be Endor, right?" "Love how SO MANY PEOPLE have tried to tell me the Age of Resistance trilogy has no memorable character themes when the new Rise of Skywalker trailer literally ends with Rey's theme. Like, people know that theme, right? Y'all saw TFA more than once, right?" @FoxInABoxAD It's not merely a personal preference if you think it has a negative effect on the entire community. That's a judgement call you're making on others. On me. @FavoriteMewArt Same! I've been keeping up with every WoW expansion since Wrath! "@FavoriteMewArt Well yeah, and at least before Classic released, WoW and MMOs in general were waning in popularity :P" "@FavoriteMewArt I guess I was wrong because I'm seeing at least one razer mmo mouse on Amazon. Still, they're not nearly as popular as they once were." @FavoriteMewArt omg they still make these kinds of mice??? i thought for sure razer had retired this kind of mouse but it didn't occur to me to check other companies lol @ValnarDragoness still feels silly @Tricliniangry new lich king xl & knuckles @Tricliniangry Battle for Northrend II @SweetBeans99 also I didn't know you changed your @! @SweetBeans99 sounds exhausting D: @AraAraLadyGrey @LeafTilde I love fantasy universes that allow every seemingly conflicting belief system/religion to exist at once. Fascinates the hell out of me. It's why American Gods is my favorite book. @RAFamilyOffice ooooh I get it sorry lol "@AraAraLadyGrey @LeafTilde omg do you think helya and bwonsamdi like, know each other" @RAFamilyOffice my name's Kathryn "@XylariaVG It's just so funny that they're going ""We're running out of places!"" when there's been a fucking stargate on Azeroth for decades. It's literally what started... all of this. Why not visit/save another planet from some old gods or something?" "@XylariaVG Oh yeah I know they already existed in the lore, but yeah you get what I mean. It feels like they're stretching their lore to its limits in what can justify an expansion. Though there are parts in both expansions I love. Zuldazar is one of my favorite places in the entire game." "@XylariaVG What I'm getting at mostly only applies to Pandaria. But there were good, believable lore reasons it had gone undiscovered until it did. But the stuff in Legion/BfA? Especially with how big they make the land masses look on the map? It's just fucking ridiculous to me." @XylariaVG They should totally pull something out of their ass! They need more lore to build on if they want to keep going. "Just please, no more hidden/uncharted archipelagos, please. It's starting to strain believably. Northrend and Pandaria being (until their respective expansions) uncharted/unknown made sense to me. But please can we just go to another planet with the giant stargate we have?" "@LeafTilde I just want anything but ""Oh hey even MORE islands that were here the whole time and we somehow missed! Whoops!""" @LuigiThirty YUP It's like when people (even half jokingly) talk about millennials vs boomers as leftists vs fascists (respectively) The rise of the alt-r*ght was popularized by millennials. They are far and away the biggest demographic of the recent rise in popularity of fascism. "So this year should be a new WoW expansion announcement year, right? Kinda wouldn't be shocked if Blizz got ahead of Blizzcon & said ""We're giving the two year cycle a rest this time"" but also I love hearing about new expansions. Any exciting rumors/speculations/official hints?" "Seems like it's just a bunch of waiting in line and painful, slow grinding but also: I wanna join my friends so let's do this I guess lol https://t.co/5sdmtW5OaE" @AngryNerdBird @QueerGirlEmilie It's okay 💕 "But P*wdiepie's popularity terrifies me. Is it true that most of his audience are children? Because if so, whatever progress we've made slowing the rise of fascism might not be enough when enough zoomers become old enough to vote." I love that a ton of right wing/fascist sites and mouthpieces are getting deplatformed. It doesn't feel like 2016 anymore. Fascism is still on the rise but it legitimately feels like it hit a snag and that we MIGHT be able to change course. lemme just take care of something real quick https://t.co/kpxTBXckew "@AngryNerdBird @QueerGirlEmilie Before explaining anything to a woman, double, triple then quadruple check to make sure she doesn't already know. Acting on that impulse isn't always helpful. And I say this with a smile, genuinely trying to help 💕" it me *dig dig dig dig in bed* @tainkirrahe was on his way to oblivion before he agreed to the terms oblivion is very melty "LRT I'm 100% in agreement but I lost it at ""wacky piss"" SOME OF US might be looking for a wacky piss, but please don't let that dictate what ridiculous restroom signs you make lol" @PrissyOrcGF fuuuuuuuuuuck that person jesus christ "To clarify, I'm talking about when queer people tell me this. When cishet white guys say it it's like, clowns gonna clown. Not great, but doesn't surprise me." @lyra_like_lyre @EmilyAtTanagra https://t.co/iGdZQRsUQ7 "is it shitty of me to get annoyed when people tell me they don't like labels? like that's fantastic for you, but my labels of ""woman"" and ""lesbian"" fucking saved my life I recognize that it's not always a judgement on me when they say that, but sometimes it feels like that" @lyra_like_lyre @EmilyAtTanagra Hi I'm a huge Star Wars fans thanks @AngryNerdBird @QueerGirlEmilie I literally said I know how to mute threads. Like in the tweet you're replying to. @SarahSwitchy 👀 "@MysteryMuffArt @lottyburns Like I said, even if it wasn't much to go on and hard to believe, it was still queerbaiting. https://t.co/pRCnACzC20" "@trgrrl okay but like, I had that same problem literally yesterday in BfA multiple times" @FOURLUNG you BIT into a warhead? D: "@FroyoBaggins Howard the duck will show up in a deleted scene and say ""I'm gay""" Cishets will replicate our stories of coming out and accepting ourselves while stripping out the queerness to avoid offending bigots and it's just so fucking soul crushing. @elvenoob @CelticAnarchy https://t.co/topExVbbEg @Notactuallysmol https://t.co/pRCnACzC20 "To clarify, I don't remember who it was in the cast/crew of Frozen 2 who said it, and I know it sounded like a vague maybe, but I know SOMEONE dropped hints that Elsa might be confirmed as being gay in the sequel. I'm not even sure if I believed it, but it's still queerbaiting." "Makes me worried they were like ""Thor 4 will have the first LGBT Marvel superhero!"" and not ""Valkyrie is bisexual and we'll see clear, overt evidence of this in the final film."" Too much ambiguity to hide behind when it all turns out to be bullshit." "If Marvel also lied about Thor Love And Thunder, I'm officially done believing Disney when they say they're planning on having a gay character maybe one day. Release a movie with an unambiguously gay character not literally named ""fool"" and played for laughs. THEN you can brag." wow disney's getting so efficient at queerbaiting they're revealing it's bullshit before the movie even comes out "@MewcySarice Tell her I'll miss her tons and that I'm on Discord (same username as here, just add #4439) 💕" "everything I see people say about WoW Classic sounds like it's a terrible time but I'm glad y'all are having fun I dunno I started in Wrath, can't relate 🤷" @LambChopInPamps @FOURLUNG it's a good hecking song @hemmingcost *cuddles* 💕 "@hemmingcost I wish I had something more substantial to say than ""*offers hugs*"" :/ 💕" @SixArmedSweater cutie!!! 💕 @keystomemories Thank you I will! 💕 @Hbomberguy you mean like Anakin in episode III? @keystomemories Yay congrats! When was your surgery? @TheNDqueerelf hhffjjddfgjsdf 💦 "@SteampunkPenny @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss literally let out an embarrassed ""murrr!!"" at her when I read that >////<" "@keystomemories Honestly with how nervous I'm gonna be in the days leading up to my surgery (December 3rd!), I'm probably gonna say something similar. Not that recovery will be effortless, but once I'm there, all I can do is recover, if that makes sense?" @lewdgaymiria gosh 👀💦 @TheNDqueerelf is this the experimental design you were talking about earlier because if so HECK 👀💦 "I feel remarkably lucky to have made it this far this quickly. Didn't feel quick while I was fighting for it, though." @KamenSpider I like you quite a bit 💕 "Ended up scheduling one of my pre-surgery electrolysis hair removal appointments on August 30th, 3 years to the day since I came out as trans. There's something kinda perfectly beautiful about that. Exactly 3 years later and I'm mere weeks away from getting my pussy, gosh" "I actually didn't know I was rounding down until like a few months ago when a doctor got my height and I heard ""...and three quarters"" and I was like wtf" I'm a mere quarter of an inch from being exactly 6' tall and I round down anyway because I deserve it. @Estrace666 what the fuck D: @Estrace666 cracked her shell so hard it vaporized "@TheNDqueerelf Same, honestly" @squidlarkin I just keep getting flustered watching this her power is too great @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss lol I have my own brand of gibberish too that only my loved ones understand @SoftKittenJen 2 and a half is not a baby!!! D:< @SoftKittenJen @LambChopInPamps uhhhhhhh I'm pretty sure I JUST said I was a big girl dunno what this babie stuff you're referring to is @LambChopInPamps p-ponies? >.> """But she's already an assist trophy!"" Hence ""disappoint and confuse a lot of people""!!!!" FINALLY MY WAIFU'S TIME HAS COME https://t.co/t695xutDS0 @VashtaGryph @CateSpice Yeah it can be a little buggy at times but it's worth messing with. Makes Twitter usable as a trans person. @CateSpice I'd recommend using block chain if you'd like to see less of that (there's also a version for Firefox) https://t.co/HBuuAdsZdM @LambChopInPamps nope because I'm a big girl 😤 "ladies, is it gay to fuck girls???" @Estrace666 brb becoming a sith my brand @nyaakat gdfkhfhsfhfhfshhhjj 💦💦💦 @QuestForTori never apologize for sharing your beautiful face on our feeds D:< @nyaakat how dare you make me this blushy just wait until i come over there D:< "@Hbomberguy ""Quick, let's escape through that steam pipe!"" ""No good, it's full of steam!""" @norintha @MoonGoddessBree You're the best person and I love you so there @nyaakat goshgoshgoshgosh >///< @norintha @MoonGoddessBree Jen I love you but I hate this joke :P @heckerfricker gosh >.> @KamenSpider lol maybe """everyone secretly hates me, I have no redeeming qualities, but please fuck my face""" @TheNDqueerelf We're near-ish there. I keep it somewhat ambiguous on main. But also: gosh~ gonna need depression to stop bringing her bff horny to this party because it's still weird to me how often they visit me together @TheNDqueerelf oh gosh I'm sorry >.< @TheNDqueerelf We're like two hours north of Denver but uhhhhhh please stop by the ranch next time you're here? :333 @TheNDqueerelf gosh gosh gosh >.< if you're ever near Colorado~ @TheNDqueerelf gosh I'd love to help if you could help me with mine? "Yet these pathetic losers would sooner believe the website is rigged. When you have to call in literal hundreds of thousands of your friends in order to ""prove"" that ""everyone"" actually hated a movie despite the review aggregater being ""rigged,"" you care. And are wrong. https://t.co/EBYisNqGlj" "btw anyone who pays attention to this bullshit already knows this, but the 44% audience score was because it was vote brigaded by over 3 times the number of people who rated fucking Avengers Endgame Gives you some idea of what a normal sample size is. https://t.co/KlFYKIyZfJ" "Make no mistake, I care. I care a lot. But so do you. It's pretty obvious. And all you have to support your opinion on the movie are literal lies. But at least you have an awful shirt that shows off how much you don't care lol" """wearing this shirt solely to piss off fans of a movie that came out two years ago because of how much I don't care and no other reason"" https://t.co/ujo8ZxTJfd" @TheNDqueerelf heck 👀 "No, you'd sooner believe some conspiracy that Disney paid off rotten tomatoes or something. It's the epitome of ""NOT LIKE I CARE"" when it's apparent you do." "I know the joke here is ""doesn't matter if it's true if it triggers the libs/star wars fans"" But, yes it does. You're saying y'all honestly agree that TLJ was a massive success on almost every level but because you don't agree with its success you're content in lying about it?" I'm afraid facts don't care about your feelings a comedy in four acts https://t.co/O2cPg9izWE @TheNDqueerelf I mean like gag me first and I'll be less loud :V @TheSecretCallie all my favorite people are across the atlantic can y'all fucking stop it D:< @StebMcDreb @ButtGoblin666 @Estrace666 I was 15 and I'm pretty sure my bones just turned to dust @TheSecretCallie I mean I am too don't feel bad lol We should swap battletags if we haven't already! @ButtGoblin666 @Estrace666 I saw all 3 in theaters. They aren't better on the big screen or anything lol @PrissyOrcGF @oannablue sign me the FUCK up @Estrace666 https://t.co/kcG4er5cPZ @gwen_no_fear I really want bug! But ghost and dragon are my top two most-wanted @gwen_no_fear @AliceAvizandum @MadameMolotov here to confirm the extreme mood levels of these tweets over 100 likes in an hour better not mean I'm gonna get gamers in my notifications trying to explain to me why I'm wrong just gonna mute if it comes to that "@Kaelyrhn these are all distinct terms? like obviously babyfur is when you're a furry too, but I assumed otherwise the difference was minimal" @SoftKittenJen most likely @LambChopInPamps >////> fighting off self-loathing thoughts somehow kinda mostly @LambChopInPamps gosh really 👀 """Corporation insists it doesn't care what queer people think and will continue to ignore them"" is not the headline they think it is." "Self-censorship is not censorship. Either the devs want to be good people and fix mistakes they've made, or they don't. Queer people do not have censorship powers. A company refusing to be courteous to us is not a win against censorship. It's just another Monday." @BonnieMakes THE SHORTER ONE IS DEFINITELY AN ALPACA THAT'S SO CUTE @BonnieMakes oh nooooooo I should've gone in I want one! Bragging that no one's buying your food is a weird flex but I don't claim to understand the minds of homophobes. @Estrace666 What and what? Btw I'm finding all this out because I'm finally on injectable estrogen if you hadn't heard. So my liver is no longer fucking up my attempts at getting E into my system. It kinda feels like the last year or so of transition has been on pause. Glad to start moving again. "Muscle weighs more than fat so the 30 pounds I lost by doing absolutely nothing different COULD just be me getting more girl-shaped, but I know estrogen can make weight loss harder so I'm gonna try to be a bit more careful with my diet until my surgery >.>" "Obviously it's not as bad as when my hormones were T-based, but yeah, can't be as sloppy with remembering deodorant anymore. That part is a shame, but manageable. What I'm worried about is the weight loss I experienced... I need to stay this weight until my surgery." "I think certain changes I've noticed on HRT were actually due to my T being lower than it was pre-transition, but my hormone levels still not being where they need to be. For instance, thought my armpits were kinda done smelling bad? Nope! E is back and she brought smelly pits!" "I tried to find how old Parrish is and came up empty handed, but he doesn't look older than 50, so the jokes about this being made by boomers are kinda silly. It's a SHORT. You've never been distracted by Twitter for a solid five minutes when cool shit is happening nearby?" [cw nsfw] transition goals @MaxKriegerVG WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT THEN D:< D:< D:< "@QuinntoBean it's a huge mood like sure, cis women are great, but am I ever gonna date one again? probably not? but like, not as if I'm intentionally avoiding it?" @KatiKnitt kids are always so understanding :D @TenaciousRanch *mane :P @PrissyOrcGF aaaaaaaa I'm so happy for you Morgan! "@EmilyAtTanagra I would be sad if the dark side cave was being that literal, but again it's not impossible" @Calliethulhu literally how the fuck does anyone think that's funny wtf @tinybird420 aaaaaah of fuck no D: @MoonGoddessBree gosh right??? @PrissyOrcGF i can be a counter 👀 @elysianechoes I'm sorry I was in such a weird place when you visited. You're very sweet 💕 @EmilyAtTanagra That's a terrible idea but I don't think it's impossible lol @deathpigeon That'd be really silly but would mirror the Legends stories in a similar way to Solo's kids being condescend into Kylo For example: Liberals are wrong and conservatives are evil The Jedi can be wrong and the dark side can be evil both at the same time. These are not contradictory points and I really hope Abrams & co understand that. "@norintha Yeah that's another route they could take. Gray Jedi are not needed in 2019, so I hope they don't do that. The Jedi could've been wrong AND the dark side could be evil. Both can be true." "In order for the hero of the story to become a dark jedi or sith, the narrative would have to do a TON of work explaining why LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THE DARK SIDE WE'VE EVER LEARNED OVER THE COURSE OF 8 MOVIES IS WRONG Not impossible, but not likely." About as awesome as Luke's trip to the dark side (Please don't fall for obvious red herrings you nerds) so it is written *nods sagely* @StebMcDreb i'm JUST saying if you ever need a face to sit on... @StebMcDreb hhhhhgg gosh 👀💦 @acutebitten https://t.co/EtWDXnMN4L @StebMcDreb yeah i keep falling for cuties across the atlantic can y'all stop being so gorgeous D:< "really hope i got that size right i usually go 2xl in women's shirts but the dollman (wonderful shape for gender euphoria, terrible name for it) sizes were all several inches bigger than the regular t-shirt sizes so fingers crossed???" @eldritchlesbian RIGHT???? https://t.co/RESP2m7H7M mad some choices tonight https://t.co/tCTu6wfVFT @StebMcDreb hecking algorithm not letting me see that good stuff D:< I have a MIGHTY NEED "I feel like this like making a Toy Story sequel where they discover how all the toys are alive, get what I mean?" eagerly awaiting the reveal of dan avidan's murrsuit @Tricliniangry It's a really good fucking picture "@tiptransformed I've just never tried dancing very hard I guess, lol But I couldn't let that lyrics quote opportunity pass even if I missed the perfect chance several tweets ago :V" "@tiptransformed I mean, dancing exhausts me :V" @tiptransformed FAIR Gosh maybe I would've danced too Sometimes it feels like the biggest thing my mom taught me was shame. I've spent over a decade trying to grow past the ways she fucked me up. @tiptransformed omg that's awesome! gosh I never have the confidence to dance in public that's really cool "@tiptransformed I really don't wanna fangirl out and be like OMG YOU MET HER but like," Update: Lilian Voss seen here comforting and supporting her newly out trans sister🏳️‍⚧️ https://t.co/hriYnfBoXk @squidlarkin okay but that's a mood "My Eyes Are Going Anyway is a close second. Parts of that song are just, UNF" "Transgender Street Legend Vol 1 still has my favorite song of Nat's, but goddamn 💜 is really, really good too. I love every song but Felt Like I Had Died is easily my favorite." how is this possible Kathryn Salamander: Now in 4k https://t.co/3E9H41QZ29 @TheNDqueerelf HMMMMMMMM there's research to be done! @vexwerewolf @tiptransformed CAN CONFIRM @DiscoDeerDiary Yay hugs!! 💕 "@LittleEmmyBee They were just normal piercings (which I then later decided to start getting gauged) and yeah, every upgrade (pierce or stretch) hurts a bit. But for me the victory of getting through it for shaping my body how I want it is worth it and really rewarding." "@chibikonatsu @tiptransformed @Kate_Bunni heck, y'all 💕💕💕" "@KamenSpider But like, we have to figure out SOME justification for an entire show because people really wanted Ewan McGregor without stopping to think what options for stories to tell there were given his age." "@KamenSpider Not mentioned in the movies (I have them nearly memorized lol), though that's not me trying to poke holes in your point. Tatooine is very dangerous. It does make sense when you put it that way." "@RubbishBinMan1 I dunno why I laughed so hard at this, but it got me to follow you lol" @chibikonatsu @tiptransformed @Kate_Bunni I've discussed this with my team of experts and our results and inconclusive. @NireBryce He had a house in ANH ... BECAUSE HIS GRASS ROOTS CAMPAIGN WORKED IT ALL MAKES SENSE I'm sure they make droids specifically for spying on people Hire one to keep an eye on Owen's place while you pop over to another planet for some shenanigans "this is why the last scenes of RotS are fan servicey, but also terrible and make no sense implying kenobi just like, waited over in the next town for (nearly) the rest of his life" "dunno what the exact story will be in the new show but like, he's allowed to leave tattooine imo like how many people are actively looking for the child of anakin skywalker and what could obi wan do to stop them living miles away if he doesn't get word of their arrival first" y'know maybe ben kenobi NOT spending literally every minute of every day for 20 years just out there wearing his jedi robes within a short driving distance from luke is actually a better idea @TheNDqueerelf from this angle you almost look like a chair 🤔 @tiptransformed If you mean definitely not you as in you wouldn't be into that: Yay hugs! If you mean definitely not you as in I wouldn't want to: Incorrect! @PersephoneHime 😘 @xQuestionSleepx Ooooh Sixshot! Yeah I bet the third party version was way better. Six modes is a lot lol @CatkinsLap Oh! Well I'd still love to friend you on Discord (TransSalamander#4439) but I guess I can just follow your new account lol really need to stop touching it tho lol @vexwerewolf Probably for the best since I'm Mistress's property and can only be dommed by her 💕 But two subs can still have fun~ "Guess there must have been a small tear in my left earlobe because I'm finding some dried blood on the gauge. Doesn't hurt tho! And I'm keeping it diligently clean. 2mm was a lot to stretch at once and I could feel it, lol" "@vexwerewolf well gosh since you volunteered~ guess I have another friend to add to the ""people I need to visit when I make it out to the UK"" list~" didn't mean all of my mutuals but honestly the tenacity of some of y'all is a bit of a turn on heck @vexwerewolf 👀👀👀💦💦💦 @CatkinsLap Would love to swap Discord names or something when you do. I hate losing contact with friends :/ @StebMcDreb No I say that angry that I didn't notice until now Like wtf where's all the inflation? D:< @xQuestionSleepx Third party figures are impossible to keep track of for me you'll have to be more specific lol I don't know if there's a word that fully encompasses the despair I feel when I see Twitter suspended queer person after queer person on this hellsite Please leave our community alone. For some it's all they have. @CatkinsLap there are just cis boys walking around being cis looking like cis girls and I'd be angier if I wasn't so 👀💦 @CatkinsLap @D1s4sterDr3w he really is this is bullshit "@CatkinsLap Knowing literally nothing about this person at first I was like ""Oh you mean like a trans guy egg?"" Then I see all the he/him pronouns in the replies... Holy shit if he really wanted to the glowup would be unfathomable o_o" so many mutuals of mine that I want to kiss distance is homophobic t b h @BonnieMakes @Skyroneous oh my baby Binx... *sighs* "@MaiaFranklyn For $175 now, you can pay the rest (plus a bit extra) in 2021 or whenever Unicron was gonna release. More money long term, less money short term. Solves the issue of finding $600 in a month, but runs the risk of spending $175 for nothing." hot take but girldick is the best Was really hoping Unicron would get to exist. I was willing to pay eBay prices one day since there's no way I was going to make $600 appear out of nowhere be in a fucking month. Wonder if BBTS is really gonna keep those $175 deposits people put down lol @AnxietySong I promise HRT will be more amazing than you could possibly imagine. Just the difference I felt mentally was enough to know I'd never go back. I felt that only a month in. You got this 💕 @CatkinsLap SAPPHIC 👏 HUCOWS 👏 WHO 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 MILKED 👏 ARE 👏 VALID @CatkinsLap little spoon is the most fun don't @ me i just get blushy around cute girls it's not my fault they're perfect thinking I might be super gay @QuestForTori heck 😍 @TheNDqueerelf gosh 👀 @YourBoswell Fair People are complaining about the Wandavision poster as if they didn't see this coming? https://t.co/WG0voQaBTy @AdequateEmily Nothing in this thread is shocking. Hell this entire thread could be describing me. And you're not pathetic. 💕 WoW rep I'm currently grinding: Tortollan Seekers My last remaining brain cells: Tortellini Seekers @Tricliniangry SO GOOD 😭 gosh i think we might be gay subs @Tricliniangry i have a kink for both and you're fucking valid fun fact but shark fursonas are scientifically the cutest https://t.co/5DTeD0oXqj YES. FINALLY. 🦈 https://t.co/1mF9i8Brh2 @SarahAllenReed IT'S ALL TRUE U A CUTIE <3 "@PrissyOrcGF my disaster lesbiab ass is officially destroyed, thanks" DID YOU KNOW: @SarahAllenReed is even cuter in person gosh 👀 @StebMcDreb are you pivoting to inflation content "@Fayth85 @KennyDreadfuls @Emmy_Zje @TransEthics @ArielleScarcell @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten The root cause is TERF's misogynistic obsession with ""protecting"" AFAB people." "@Fayth85 @Emmy_Zje @TransEthics @ArielleScarcell @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten TERFs have already blown it out it proportion and already have a handful of detransitioners willing to be their mouthpieces. It's not a topic that's very useful to explore, unless you feel like you're being pressured to get surgery?" "@Fayth85 @Emmy_Zje @TransEthics @ArielleScarcell @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten Any sane sources of a TERF argument? Not something I ever really need to look into, no" @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn HECK >.> @Fayth85 @Emmy_Zje @TransEthics @ArielleScarcell @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten I have. From TERFs. @norintha I don't know!!!!! D: my legacy ✨ @gwen_no_fear I can't overstate how much infectious joy is contained within this photo oh no I'm almost at 4k I don't deserve that kind of clout https://t.co/CK6fNzwyZl creepy dude with my deadname: a story in 3 acts https://t.co/91Qw3l5wQV "@BonnieMakes @Skyroneous He knows most humans yell at him for being on the counter so that's his ""Uhhhhh we cool?"" face lol The person who most wanted cats off the counter is moving out soon, tho..." @dumbbitchlexi Omg that's wonderful! Streams literally do not work on our internet. I really wish I could join more of my friends' streams... but I'm so happy for you! 💕💕💕 @Fayth85 @TransEthics @ArielleScarcell @Emmy_Zje @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten I'm not upset at you. I believe it came from a good place. @pouchedfox I LOVE PINK SO MUCH I SHOULD WEAR IT MORE "@Fayth85 @TransEthics @ArielleScarcell @Emmy_Zje @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten I don't care what it's about, the conversation is toxic and harmful to my trans siblings" @Genderbird @nyaakat THAT'S SO CUTE OMG Also happy birthday!! I hope it was a good one!! 💕🎉🎂🎁💕🎉 @Q3w3e3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAY 🎂🎁🎉 @Q3w3e3 @Genderbird I WAS JUST GONNA SAY Y'ALL HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY THAT'S NEAT @NewGenderWhoDis oh nooooo D: *offers hugs* @transfilmtheory gosh 💦 feeling cute today ✨ https://t.co/3PEdV63Onb @TransEthics @Fayth85 @ArielleScarcell @Emmy_Zje @transfilmtheory @AJWhiteAuthor @acutebitten Yeah this is not a conversation I'm interested in having. The description of the video alone is a huge red flag. Update: She signed on and we caught up a bit. She's totally cool with me being trans! I'll probably be rolling a toon on the same server as her in Classic! Happy ending! OMG I WANNA BE A FISH GOBLIN PLEASE SAY THEY'RE GONNA BE AN ALLIED RACE OMG https://t.co/gVO8dzLHhW I accidentally stumbled my way into Nazjatar and I don't think I'm ready for this area (also not sure any of it helps towards flying?). Is there a way to get back if I heartstone away? @LilFlockers Yeah I forgot how Scholomance ends but those screenshots are from Battle for Azeroth lol @LilFlockers The text in the images I posted happen after that as far as I know? @Calliethulhu Any time there's transformation in a fantasy or sci-fi story I'm drawn to it. I've been that way since before I can remember. Telling in hindsight lol Me as an egg: Why am I so drawn to this character who I watched transition into an undead over the course of several expansions? Me post-transition: Oh. Lilian Voss is such a trans allegory I love her so much https://t.co/QXDMfQmDyo @deanhsjones Oh nice! Thanks for the heads up! @XylariaVG Oh then yeah I'll totally get a toon lost in the Barrens for some nostalgia lol Does my regular WoW subscription include access to Classic? May as well check it out if it does. "Okay, I sent her a direct message on Battlenet since it sounded like she'd be glued to Classic (which is out now as I hear?). Forgot that my new Battletag is TransSlmndr uhhhh Yeah there are worse ways to come out lol" "Gonna have to hope I catch her on when I'm on so I can come out to her. It feels weird to have anyone left in my life to come out to, but she's a friend I was sad to lose contact with." "That was one thing that I really loved about my guild, Cookie Thief. It being led by a woman means the toxicity was waaaaaay lower. And even though I didn't know I was a girl that whole time, having her as a guild leader and a friend in that game really helped me." Omg omg omg the leader of my WoW guild who hasn't logged on since Mists WAS PLAYING AND TALKING IN THE EXTREMELY DEAD CHAT LAST WEEK :D I always held out hope she'd be back lol @FlaredFeline It really does! Aesthetically brings to mind the Rey/Kylo fight in TFA which is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. YES YES YES YES YES I MISSED THIS ANNOUNCEMENT FINALLY IT'S GONNA BE ON SWITCH YES YES YES "@Kalindlara I've always felt first entries in Star Wars trilogies were somewhat lacking, so it hit all the notes I'd hope for for a basic, good SW movie. And coming out of the prequels that was important to nail." "And like, done well that could still be a good story, I just mean taking the lead up in the fandom to this movie it'll just feel exhausting. No more mystery boxes, please." "Because thinking on it, I could ALSO see all the emperor hints as red herrings. Like, even the story might revolve around rumors that he's back but then at the end, LOL FOOLED YOU I'M JJ ABRAMS MYSTERY BOX MYSTERY BOX" "I liked TFA, and I think there's room to interpret what Abrams & the actors have already said as just fucking with us so I'm not yet worried that TLJ will be sloppily retconned, but I do tire of Abrams surprise game. As if tricking us is the most important aspect of storytelling" "@VerafiedBabe I mean we heard Obi Wan's voice in TFA. I think hearing the emperor laugh or something (like in the trailer) feels more likely now with this poster. Flashbacks are also a thing. But yeah even if he's a force ghost, his whole thing was evading death so it works for me." "I always thought the idea of him getting clones was remarkably silly though, so if it's something like that I'm a little less enthused." "Despite my hatred of the prequels, I'm the most forgiving Star Wars fan you'll probably ever meet (Solo and Rogue One were good imo). So I'm not mad if this means a literal Emperor ghost. If there's one Sith in the galaxy that figured out force ghosts, it'd be Palpatine." "@Chopin_42 I would love to get to the point where I'm okay enough with my face that short hair doesn't stress me out, and I feel like I'll get there eventually." fuck it tho my aesthetic can evolve over time "Though my hair DID get caught in one of my piercings for the first time today. Which wasn't as bad as it sounds, but still annoying. Starting to wonder if there's a reason a lot of girls with piercings have short hair >.>" "So going up 2mm in my gauges definitely hurt more than previous expansions, and they hurt for the rest of the day, but today just a day later there's no pain whatsoever. Doesn't even hurt to have headphones on And my left earlobe is like noticeably a different shape now it's rad" "@tiptransformed They obviously didn't want Gaz and Dib to be adults, but I thought they were being purposely ambiguous? There might have been a Gaz line I missed. And in Rocko like, no one is visibly older, so it's still kind of a fuzzy timeline. Regardless it's been 20-ish years IRL" "I'm just happy Jhonen is (mostly?) happy to work with Nickelodeon again. Obviously the Zim special was a collaborative effort, but the enthusiasm from everyone working on it was palpable and infectious just from watching it." "As an animation fan I really appreciated how much smoother and cleaned up the animation was, while still being unmistakably Rocko and Zim-feeling. I'd love for both to be the starts of reboot series, but given that this is Nickelodeon I won't hold my breath." "Zim didn't lose it's cynical edginess, which is a little more unfortunate in 2019, but I can't complain that it wasn't authentic Zim. I think the world is finally ready for GIR again. We just needed some space for nearly 20 years." "We're only halfway through Florpus because the internet crapped out last night, but so far I'd rate both specials as feeling exactly like the old cartoons (or at least, enough like my memories of them to feel like nothing's changed)." rugrats/muppet babies crossover where the rugrats are terrified of the mutant monster-looking babies Bart Simpson is 40 Tommy Pickles would be 29 this year @NewGenderWhoDis GLOW UUUUUUP you're so fucking cute omg And presumably these explanations were thought of separately lol "Love how both Static Cling and Enter The Florpus posit that the reason the stars of Rocko's Modern Life and Invader Zim haven't been seen for over/nearly 20 years is because they were... gone. Rocko was in space Zim was in the toilet, hiding (phase one)" "No comments needed on this thread, please. Likes will be seen as support. That's all I need right now." "Muted the piss thread because I kept getting people of all body/genital types, cis and trans, saying that happened to them. I don't care if every human on earth can't piss properly, when I do it I feel dysphoric. It's not the same experience. Tired of feeling invalidated." "@inflatabird It's getting stuck in the longer length of urethra that I'm getting removed. My genital dysphoria rarely makes me think ""I'm not a woman."" I knew I was a woman without any lingering doubts once I knew how much better I felt on HRT. I just hate having the extra bits I don't need" @Kaelyrhn heck >.> @StebMcDreb constantly I feel like the people from Twitter who visit me are always disappointed given how horny I am on here :/ @TheFintauSystem I guess that's fair >.> @TheFintauSystem this all started with me telling you to go to slep how did this happen @TheFintauSystem NO I GET TO STAY UP D:< @TheFintauSystem you must be mistaken for i am a big girl @TheFintauSystem GOSH @TheFintauSystem HECK but ur cute D:< @TheFintauSystem double slep @TheFintauSystem slep @IsabellaIzIzzy I'll try to keep that in mind. Don't think my genital dysphoria will let that work tho D: "@IEatAccordions That's fair. I figured the dysphoria part wasn't as universal, but I kinda trailed off at the end of that tweet because that's just where my brain goes as someone with pretty bad genital dysphoria 😭" "@gwen_no_fear I have tragically early memories of getting excluded by girls in like, kindergarten. The ridiculous ""boys vs girls"" mentality starts young." @gwen_no_fear (ps you're a great friend 💕) @gwen_no_fear are u me @IsabellaIzIzzy hate it so much D: @emuchaton They can touch everything but themselves... ...oh wait "(If you missed it, the winds of change's ringtone is the season 1, non-B-52's version)" "okay pretty surprised to find BOTH themes are in static cling and yeah, I really liked it!" @cherubelly Already sitting but I'll try the other thing! @foxvomit @junebyot I just kinda hold some toilet paper there and flex the muscles down there a bit and it's usually enough "lol when I wrote that first tweet I thought ""I bet I'll get a lot of 'wait that's not just me' comments"" and sure enough that's why I share these experiences 💕" "@DarkTyrannosaur I have something similar, but peeing just accentuates how incorrectly everything is arranged down there :/" @laurelthrone yeah it makes all the parts down there shrink/atrophy everything's arranged completely incorrectly down there but it'll be fixed in 15 weeks... @GhostClumps YUP SAME I HATE IT the absorbency of toilet paper is a fucking godsend "anyone else's girldick on HRT do that thing where the last dribbles of pee take fucking forever to leak out of there, really emphasising the useless extra length of urethra you have and making you dysphoric? because like same" @BoringNerdyKate not my fault cocks are so good @DarkTyrannosaur same... >.> @deathpigeon @liddytronic I figured! "@KittikatGuild I'll try that, thank you!" @liddytronic *not surprised "@liddytronic ""tr*nny tracker 5000"" was a joke he made on an episode years ago not exonerating him, just saying I'm bout surprised" "@deathpigeon @liddytronic one of the people on Best of the Worst, a YouTube show" @LeafTilde @a_alice_nsfw @trgrrl pump and dump me~ "@trgrrl ah yes, the free market conservatives love so much wherein the dictator in charge literally orders every company to do things" @hmsnofun OMG CONGRATS "oh boy anxiety about nothing, my favorite kind :/" @Ally_Snow_ yes plz >.> "Age of Republic/Age of Rebellion/Age of Resistance has a reeeeeeally nice ring to it, wow" @FrigidElfChild it's kinda like updog stop it marvel i can only get so hard @SixArmedSweater can't wait to let my bank know that debt is imaginary goddamn when i slouch even just a little bit my tiddies have a goddamn significant underside like these are undeniably tits heck @QueerlyAce Oh! They're different characters/figures https://t.co/5SzsecilnH @LambChopInPamps heck D:< @QueerlyAce Yeah that's Shockwave. I just don't know what you're referring to when you say I was looking for a purple drill? "@W_Livi_ I mean that's the other definition, yes~" @QueerlyAce I actually am into that Shockwave I think but I'm not sure what you're referring to? uhhhhh probably not the best headphones to use the bigger these get buuuuut I needs my music I dunno https://t.co/yWOGnFskPF @BonnieMakes @SteampunkPenny *would've @BonnieMakes @SteampunkPenny Didn't even know some recursion was going on or I wouldn't photographed you photographing Mistress photographing Hobbes! I think I've identified why this was on clearance lol https://t.co/wUswlYNUiZ "@PrissyOrcGF WHAT 9,000????" @PrissyOrcGF bein dumb is more fun anyway i m o I LOVE: - Koopa Troopas - Wind up toys And this was on clearance sooooo https://t.co/Tw6lNJ2K3Z @DogChoomers @LambChopInPamps 🐮💦💦💦 "@Chopin_42 Healing time is a factor too, that's true. I just so rarely think about doubling up because of money lol But yeah having two things heal at once is not something I wanna do" "The combined power of ""I always thought body mods and tattoos looked cuter on girls"" and ""people are gonna stare at me constantly anyway because I'm trans"" has blown away any hesitation I had about modding my body. (The only real limiting factor right now is $$$ lol)" @LeafTilde @DarkTyrannosaur need this upgrade frankly @JuniperTheSloth thanks for the helpful informootion >////< @jolenestarshine @PrissyOrcGF it's not my fault modding my body is fun and sexy okay D:< @salemseraphim Thanks! Hopefully that won't be necessary. As long as I don't skip a size from here to 00 I'm hoping I'll be okay. It's just 2mm jumps from here on out and that's what I did today so assuming the healing goes fine I should be good. Fingers crossed! stop making these gauges horny gosh ... actually keep going m-moo? >.> 💦 @KamenSpider I KNOW I'VE FAILED MY COMMUNITY @salemseraphim Taping method? "Like, obviously mostly joking but how the fuck did my collecting Transformers for 13 years ass not even think of that D:<" @salemseraphim And thank you! 💕 @salemseraphim I wait a month between stretches. Hopefully that's enough! So far it has been. @PrissyOrcGF Oh I recognize the hubris in thinking I can stop don't worry :V "Oof, but that dull, constant stinging is something else. It's like, this is pain I'm feeling too make my body look the way I want. So it's a good pain? Human bodies are so weird." I'm definitely gonna go up to a 00 (10mm) but beyond that I'm not sure. Play it by ear (lol). Went up two sizes! I'm at a gauge size 2 now (6mm)! Never thought just two millimeters would hurt so good~ https://t.co/0Hoe1QudKd This piercing & tattoo shop is just straight up playing the entire Blue Album fuck yea "@TheNecroPunk Trolls have it the worst, though. Like no thought was put into the female model." ALSO: GIRL TROLLS DESERVE BIG TUSKS DAMMIT "Like alright I'm willing to buy AMAB trolls have drastically different shaped bodies than AFAB trolls. But then put in the option for trans trolls. Problem solved (ie, side-stepped lol)" Put trans Trolls in WoW so my main can actually look monstrous plz @emuchaton @PrissyOrcGF this is me so fucking much think I might be gay @JenApparently sounds like quitter talk "@OneLameShark @RhymesWithSheRa @KamenSpider Same, basically lol" @ayyy_vuh I feel this tweet in my soul "@RhymesWithSheRa @KamenSpider @OneLameShark Goddess those movies sucked so hard. DotM is the worst, too." @KamenSpider @OneLameShark ... really? Was Wheelie the horny one? @OneLameShark oh fuck why do I want that Wheelie and whatever the fuck that other asshole's name is "@NewGenderWhoDis tbh? saaaaaaaame, fuck" Read my girlfriend's smut!!! 💕 @BoringNerdyKate hhhhgg sssounds nice >.> Oh and follow @LeftAtLondon if you're somehow not already I'm pretty sure there's like endless ways to stream it if you haven't heard it yet. Hell watch the newest Philosophy Tube video and sit through the credits. It's such an incredibly good song and an important piece of queer media. Finally bought Transgender Street Legend Vol 1 because I got paid and that means it's time to support trans artists! The whole album is good but Revolution Lover is like in a class all its own. Really speaks to me as a trans woman trying to survive in 2019. @TheNDqueerelf CUTIE GOSH @therealHachiko because i don't want to? "@heynetters Thank you, but that was me explaining why it wouldn't help to have one." sock game is stronk today https://t.co/Rj8KziFd4F "@machtackle Oh! So like, Hasbro Pulse then? Definitely waiting lol" "@machtackle Still learning about the weirder entries in G1. If he's one of a team, I feel safer waiting. Unless the other members have alt modes that they can't make out of any current molds? Hasbro's retool game is strong, tho." "@heynetters I've gone through like 3 lol. And when they break? They don't make them anymore so I can't get it replaced, even if it's still under warranty." "@LucyDoyle_1997 N*tch might be rich enough to be among the longest to survive when climate change starts to get serious, but I take solace in knowing he'll have no friends to enjoy it with." "@heynetters ahhhhhh don't temp me lol he's 4,000 yen and i don't even wanna know what the shipping will me >.>" @MapleReam hheck >////< "I really wanna own this ridiculous drill head, but I can't read Japanese RIP. Any other collectors hear if this is getting a wider release at any point? https://t.co/wgmFpWWFk3" @MapleReam classic wow is boring! also i don't have an mmo mouse anymore because they don't make them anymore D: i guess my bars getting reset is kinda fortuitous in that sense (they were set up specifically for an mmo mouse) @Lewd_Go_Round_ gosh! 💕 oh noooooo i gotta track down all my addons and reset my bartender addon blegh "@MapleReam no, why does everyone keep saying that? i started playing in wrath :P" *subscription renewal noise* the dark pact is sealed https://t.co/V027Alr9On "@uselessneetgirl She chewed them up real good! Not so much swallowing, but it was everything but that step." @bunnarchist i took these magic girl pills i dunno! D: @Estrace666 OH FUCK IS THAT WHY PEOPLE ARE TAKING ABOUT HIM FUCK YES @Ramenheim COOL FUTURE MONEY @Q3w3e3 I LOVE THAT HORSE SHIRT @RiotGrrrlJemma None of the men in my family went bald so I just won the hair lottery >.> @RiotGrrrlJemma Awwwww thank you! Yeah seeing @JessicaNgtmare's epic glasses were what taught me how much the right frames can feminize your face. I knew EXACTLY the kind of look I wanted when I went in to get my girl glasses in early 2018 lol "omg weird thing to remember but I just realized this was after I started using conditioner, but before I knew I was supposed to leave it in for a bit before rinsing it out that's why my hair looks so crusty lol I'm so grateful for the shit I've learned since then" @Roodypatooti Gosh maybe a smooch? 😘 "Also not replacing my glasses after my dog ate them for like 2 and a half years was kinda silly, but ended to paying off in both accentuating my glowup and ensuring I didn't waste anymore time in boy's glasses." I remember thinking I looked so good in that selfie. Really... soft. Mildly femme. And... yeah I understand why I thought that (just 6 or so months prior I had a beard!) but HRT did such unbelievably good things to my face it's kinda quaint to look back lol awwwww I didn't even know what my good side was yet what adorable baby tran I was "@SymetricalGay yum, frankly" May 9 2017 (pre-HRT) vs August 15 2019 (2 years and 2 months on HRT) https://t.co/LDZsqWANrU @Estrace666 aw yea i made a limited edition friend :V @punished_chuds yeah I'm definitely not buying either of them either lol @punished_chuds They were just announced. @norintha That makes sense. Just wasn't sure. @Kaelyrhn I hope to one day! :D "There's also a 3D lenticular 25 cent coin (I'm just now realizing that I don't know if ""quarter"" is an American money term), but I felt it wasn't as interesting as the one with a fictional alphabet on it. More info here: https://t.co/LIfXyw5EmW https://t.co/EPD5hWvBlU" @DevourerRose niiiiiice my tiddies are so soft after moisturizing body wash goddamn @AGamingBagel @daftprinceling Yeah I figured Optimus fucking Prime wasn't the first novelty coin y'all have done lol Pretty sure we do these silly promotional coins too. @LeafTilde I had a TMNT Big Wheel 😎 "@Lt_VII_of_IX It's mostly a silly collectible, but it's legal currency in Canada, yes." "@daftprinceling I would assume not under most circumstances. Might just exist for the odd promotional coin. This thing is like $160 so I doubt many would want to use it for $25, but they technically can." @LeafTilde I think you weirdos also called it Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles? @LeafTilde Most of the Beast Wars voices are Canadian too! "Anyway I still have a Canadian $5 in my wallet because their money looks like really cool futuristic money American money is extremely boring, please understand" "@LeafTilde Ah, my favorite region of Cybertron: Canada" "The phrase ""This legal Canadian currency says 'Optimus Prime' in Cybertronian"" is a true statement you can make" "Canadian currency might not be literally Monopoly money, but this is literally Hasbro money https://t.co/sw5EOr5iJo" @zandravandra Okay I'll admit this video caused me to finally check it out too. Who gave Dan Ryckert a budget lol @Genderbird A very plural mood. "@Genderbird It really seems like you're happier tweeting on this account, so that was probably a good move 💕" @Q3w3e3 cis people are so bad at gender wtf "@PersephoneHime I did feel it was on the short side, but that's not to say I can think of anything he missed." @norintha @TenaciousRanch I love you so much 💕💕💕 @TenaciousRanch oh hey i don't actually hate how i look in these! :D Seriously that ending was so good. It was actually uplifting. "I was already set to call Philosophy Tube's newest video one of my favorites of his, and then the credits started 💕" @TheNDqueerelf Same lol I call it my cis bullshit medication Never leave home without it! :V "@TheNDqueerelf I love you're aesthetic, you're cute af, and I love that you're down to get high omg 💚" @Calliethulhu IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGG @MoonGoddessBree I might know a ranch up north "@TheNDqueerelf Never played Crysis, but maybe read in the voice of Zarya from Overwatch? :D" @CatkinsLap @Tricliniangry Omg congrats I'm so happy for you both!!!! 💕💕💕 @TheNDqueerelf MY GAY IS MAXIMUM "Stop finding new ways to torment trans women within queer discourse, thanks." Btw one thing that really helped me feel firm and supported in my conviction that I'm gay is I started only dating trans women. So even if you think we're men? I'm still gay! And the fact that that makes me happy to think about is another telling clue. "But especially now, in the present, living as an obvious woman and not having any trouble believing I'm a woman, I'm sorry but your attempt to repackage compulsive heterosexuality in woke wrapping isn't impressing me. That's all this is. End of discussion." "I was never a man. I never had to deal with men lusting after me until AFTER I transitioned (another hint that this discourse is bullshit), but even if I did, at that time was merely *straight passing* and as such my experience would need to analyzed under that lens." "(To clarify, the only actual homophobia in this discourse is the homophobia of telling lesbians to sit down and take it when men are lusting after and harassing them) (As if that needs to be said, but just in case)" "You can figure out you're gay either by realizing who you're dating/loving/fucking isn't working, or by sorting out your gender. Both are valid approaches. I need more people to understand that, because if they don't, it allows a ton of transphobia and homophobia to sneak in." "I still sometimes joke that ""I took the long way around figuring out I was gay."" But it's not the long way, it's just that only recently has cisheteronormative society allowed the stories of people who figured out they were gay by way of their gender to be seen and heard." "Then I'd take those dark, self-loathing thoughts & apply them to my feelings on chasers harassing me And yes, I worried that it was just homophobia I've gotten way better at not doubting my gender, but I bring this up to illustrate that this way of thinking is inherently toxic" "Early on in my transition, in my darkest moments, before I really believed I'd ever be seen by anyone as a woman, I'd sometimes have the thought that I'm not ""really"" gay. My story didn't fit the cis gay narrative. I never had to stop dating women." "@FrigidElfChild That tweet's a joke. I was on Tumblr in my 20's, I'm absolutely the trash woman." "Sorry, forgot to specify gay trans women in that word salad. We're on so many layers of carefully constructed bullshit that it accidentally slipped me by, but it's kinda implied by the ""compulsive heterosexuality"" part?" "Compulsive heterosexuality by way of implicitly misgendering trans women by calling them homophobic when they protest about being objectified by chasers might be the worst discourse I've ever woken up to. Congrats, Twitter, you're truly the worst. https://t.co/EktTIUCneP" "@Calliethulhu But in The Discourse, people just get to spew out their deepest darkest mind wanderings and call it discourse. Fun." "@Calliethulhu Awesome. You know this is kinda hilarious because like, I've actually wondered about this before, when I'm depressed and hating myself. But the part that doesn't add up is chasers aren't gay. And even if they were and I was a guy, it would still be objectifying/dehumanizing." @Calliethulhu I'm not even sure I understand abstractly what that take means. They're men and I'm a woman. Where does the homo (phobia or otherwise) come in? Is this just yet another way to misgender trans women while sounding woke? @Tricliniangry saaaaaaaame 😍 over 7 months now :3 "@VOID_FRIEND @heckerfricker 14 more weeks, 14 more weeks, 14 more weeks >.<" @VOID_FRIEND @heckerfricker heCK. o.o still really pissed I missed out on an Undercity bat mount D:< @VOID_FRIEND @heckerfricker g go on @Calliethulhu why not both~ don't care what your follower count is leave my friends the fuck alone Hey. Fuck you. @TheSecretCallie avoid the headache @TheSecretCallie So glad I missed most of this discourse. Sounds awful. "@TheFintauSystem @Tricliniangry @CatkinsLap five dollar st*rbucks gift card, let's not get hasty" @Calliethulhu YESSSSSSS @PrissyOrcGF this human meat suit is woefully inadequate bonus shout out to helicopter showdown as it was the only weird/cool name on the right side of the sign and also I couldn't get a good picture of it https://t.co/ovVfRHSvsm @PrissyOrcGF goddess I want tusks so bad tag yourself im psychedelic porn crumpets I can't tell if these are the best band names ever or the worst band names ever. I think it's both. https://t.co/7WAFhFDreu @Daemonia94 No worries! Thanks anyway 💕 @Empress_Trixana Hits that perfect balance of realism and Samwise's chonky aesthetic. Also this shot: https://t.co/4kIvMoIybV "I rate Mists as the best trailer, because the character designs, expressions, and animation (specifically of the characters movement during the action) is still unmatched to this day imo" "I have a huge fondness for Cataclysm the expansion, but in the trailer for it like nothing happens as I recall lol" "But anyway, without watching them again I'd rate the expansion trailers like so: 1. Mists 2. Wrath 3. Vanilla 4. Warlords and Legion are tied 5. BfA 6. BC 7. Cata" @Tricliniangry Gosh you've been so well trained! :3 saying fuck it to washing your makeup off after a long day because you're undead anyway so who cares is a Mood @Empress_Trixana a literal queen @Empress_Trixana It's a good look! Far be it from me to question out Warchief! "@avyjae Peat bogs! And they smolder through the winter only to flare up in warm weather the next year. Arctic peat bogs burning aren't a new thing, but it's never been at this scale before. It's been months of it burning." "Girl Vision making me realize Sylvanas really does have eye makeup, huh? Like is it streaming down her cheeks because she never needs to wash it off? What with her skin being dead and all?" "And I forgot there's a troll shaman who gets a prominent role! My people!!! He's an elemental shaman (and a boy), but we can't all be perfect lol" Hadn't booted up WoW on this iteration of my PC yet so I just re-watched the BfA trailer and it's a real neat trailer! One thing WoW still does right I guess lol. also the alliance cheated @EmilyGorcenski Confirmed for cute! @mspowahs forbidden ketchup knowledge "@TheFintauSystem I know that mood really well. I mean, you're never bothering me! And I bet that's true of the person you're talking about too!" @Calliethulhu Awwww! y̖͌̈́̑͘ō̇ṷ̮̹̹̗͖͖͞'̠̜̩͖̣͕̺́r̡͎̒e̳̼̤͞ ̳̜̋ͣ́̄wͧͣ̌̔̽ͣ͌͟ẹ̯̄͆̈́͆ͅľ̪̮͖̬̦͇͡c͇̜̹̋̽̈́ͩ̊̈́ő͙m̘͇͓̦̬̿̔͡ę̅͗ͥ͋̒̏ @Calliethulhu V̳̻̲̹̻̅e͚̙̱̍̈́̈ͧ͊̏ͅr̭̱̫̥̖̬̋̇̑̑ͮͬ̔̀yͬ̇ͭ͗ͩ̒͗ ̷̙͕͓̣͈̪̰ͪͥ͌ͪͤG̪͕͛̑̇͌̆o̼͕͇͙͔̽͒ͨͭ͠o̶̥̗̱ͨ̍̅̐d͎̮̙̔̒̈ "@Calliethulhu It's like a beautiful cursed painting that feels like it's glaring back at you, its corners fraying in twisting hellfire, but only in the corner of your vision, frustratingly out of view." nice (also nice? 69ing with a vag) https://t.co/206PSxCpjf "@PrissyOrcGF @gwen_no_fear I can't overstate how much I fucking love your aesthetic, Morgan. Gosh." @PrissyOrcGF @gwen_no_fear THAT'S PERFECT AND ADORABLE OGOSH "@PrissyOrcGF @gwen_no_fear In my head I could hear clear as day ""Zug-zug"" but that's an acknowledgement or agreement, ie ""okay."" You hear it when you accept quests from orcs so it's burned in my memory. (And I still play for some reason! One of those weirdos!)" @TheFintauSystem i do the same thing D: solidarity with clove @YourBoswell omg this helps a ton to hear thank you 😭💕 @MOOMANiBE (I knoooooow and we don't have anything like that but I'm working on it. I'm trying to be on discord more so at least chatting in text often can be possible. And I wish I liked FFXIV more since she loves that game gah x.x) @FrigidElfChild @vampyfemme @CatkinsLap wing dressing "I have a few close friends who I wish I could date, but I worry being long distance would at the very least mean I can't give them the attention they deserve (especially with how shitty my internet is). Still think about asking them out sometimes tho." "I don't think I'm very good at long distance relationships, but we're still together so that has to count for something. I still feel that connection and I'm still excitedly awaiting the day we can strengthen it with in-person interaction." "Me, anxious disaster gay, literally dating a girl: But what if she doesn't like me" "@Estrace666 that's my secret, cap i'm always stress eating" @TheFintauSystem The bravest kid! :D @DevourerRose well that's terrifying :/ @norintha Babe I'd marry you too if I could. I hate this world. @D1s4st3rLizbian Yup. For months now. https://t.co/eITMrx6AmC (not keeping that typo despite enjoying how many likes the previous version of that reply got) I saw pictures from a trans friend's wedding recently and seeing her in a wedding dress made me SO HAPPY FOR HER but also RIDICULOUSLY JEALOUS OKAY @DevourerRose Oh this could definitely be headmate stuff I didn't even think of that... @GwenStarlight Well gosh that's incredibly flattering and easily my favorite reply I've read in weeks. THANK YOU 💕💕💕 @alliesander HEY I DO THAT TOO NICE "Seriously there's a lot of good reasons Mistress and I are waiting on getting married, and most days I'm like, ""That's cool, we're staying together regardless so what's the point in hurrying."" But then some days I'm like ""I WANNA WEAR A WEDDING DRESS AT MY BEAUTIFUL WEDDING 😭""" "But I noticed another one recently: Don't see the appeal in weddings or getting married? Yep, typical ""guy."" BUT WHAT IF YOU GOT TO BE THE GIRL? :O :O :O" "The big one I've noticed before that definitely applied to me was: Not taking care of your physical appearance? Maybe not appreciated by everyone but still unmistakably ""boy."" Despite being dysphoria." There are so many ways that the expectations (or lack thereof) we have for people we assume are men can mask dysphoria in closeted/unhatched transfemmes. @FOURLUNG take me with you "Just to clarify, both the arctic and the Amazon are currently on fire If there's a god, she is not one for subtly" @yungneocon ayyyyy the weed number Like the goblin can barely hold on most days but it's still within earshot "Despite my depression, anxiety, and likely rejection sensitive dysphoria, I actually don't have that much trouble believing people like me. But that little goblin on your shoulder that tells you you're not good enough? Mine can still be heard, occasionally." Me after not talking in a discord channel in a while: *says something in a conversation* Conversation: *immediately halts* I know it's almost always a coincidence but it still stings just a bit x.x @Calliethulhu I'm just continually in awe of your skill at creating cursed tweets. "i guess i slept on my left shoulder wrong so now it's just gonna be in searing pain all day, huh? cool cool cool" @CozyMapleMoth okay like TECHNICALLY Hatsune Miku is translated by reversing the names but that's like the dorkiest way to say her name @tiptransformed @Kaelyrhn I'm a rabbit and a kid do I get Trix??? @CatkinsLap Brats often are 😉 @Kaelyrhn mommy powers too powerful x.x this is why littles can't rise up mommies have all the tricks "@LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn FGGGHGSSH IMMA BIG GIRL >.< (and it's okay because I rarely mention this, but only my Mommy can call me kitten plz)" @Kaelyrhn gosh same some of the mommies on here are way too good at bein mommies >w< @MaiaFranklyn Neovagina Genesis Evagelion "@vampyfemme @CatkinsLap @FrigidElfChild Be authentically, awfully American and just call it ""ranch""" "@vampyfemme @CatkinsLap @FrigidElfChild It's okay like we say the word ""dressing"" but it's usually implied. ... Unless you're making this for a salad. Then calling it sauce is a bit weird :P" @PrissyOrcGF exactly one billionty!!!! D:< @Petuko_casual THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED I'M SURE MY STRESS DREAMS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER "I've mentioned before that the way the place I'm getting this does things is schedule the surgery first, then the consultation. No idea when that consultation's gonna happen but I hope it's soon? The sooner I touch base with my surgeon the more real this is gonna feel." @Petuko_casual OMG CONGRATS THAT'S EVEN SOONER 💕💕💕💕 "@FrigidElfChild @CatkinsLap The ""dressing"" part of ""ranch dressing"" is not required. We usually just say ""ranch."" And because it works as a sauce, it would not be weird for an American to say ""ranch sauce"" even if that's a more British term, which I doubt." @FrigidElfChild @CatkinsLap The answer to both is no. @PrissyOrcGF took me a second to read the zalgo text there and I let out a squee when I figured it out goddess I wanna be corrupted~ (THAT'S SO SOON WTF WTF WTF) 14 weeks and 6 days until vag installation but who's counting >.> https://t.co/2ph1MX8oNi @trgrrl All the luck! I hope it goes well!! @FrigidElfChild Depression always lies "@FrigidElfChild @CatkinsLap Ranch just makes a good sauce, is all" @FrigidElfChild @CatkinsLap They're not distinct. Ranch is a flavor invented by Hidden Valley and is one of the few foods America actually invented. @FrigidElfChild technically correct the best kind of correct @Petuko_casual Thankfully you have at least one spoon :V "@FrigidElfChild really??? awwwww, cum" @FrigidElfChild @tasmosunt TEETH TEETH TEETH Oh nooooooo what if this just means they can make a terrible Tom Holland Spider-Man movie without any kind of quality control from Disney (WHICH THEY CLEARLY NEED GIVEN THE AMAZING SERIES). Spider-Man Please Go Home "@cambrian_era @9_volt_ Literally no one, not even the dorks getting worked up about it. Hence the idea of ""virtue signaling."" Sincerity isn't their concern." "@Kate_Bunni Fair, but even if he was made in 2001 that still might not help. Hell even 1991 might not help depending on the contract phrasing." "@Kate_Bunni He can't be older than the Ultimate universe which is where he originally came from (and I'm pretty sure that started in 2000?). The ""Sony has to keep making these to keep this license"" was probably written pre-Raimi movies, so like late 90's." "Because that would be an easy way to justify another reboot. ""Spider-Verse, but live action."" I'm just not sure if that meets the requirements of the contract. I don't know exactly how it was written." Do we know if a movie staring Miles Morales counts within a contact that was written before he existed? Kinda doubt it? Feel like Sony would keep playing it safe? "Everyone's like ""Disney shouldn't get to own every Marvel character"" and I'm just over hear dreading another Spider-Man reboot. We remember that's how this works, right? To keep the movie rights, Sony needs to keep making these movies." @FOURLUNG Hell yeah! "@FinalBossFemme I get it. I'm so sorry, Soma *hugs* I and a ton of other people know that you're a good and kind person regardless of your past 💕" "@FinalBossFemme Of course you couldn't. But part of that is how impossible it is to explain the trans experience with the limited language we have. Like I know it's frustrating and depressing, I just don't want you to get too down on yourself :/" @TheFintauSystem flort with me for practice! :V "@FinalBossFemme It might not be possible to properly convey that to a cis person, but that doesn't make it less true." LET 👏 SPONGEBOB 👏 SAY 👏 FUCK "it's like reminding people who are bummed about toys r us no longer existing that capitalism is bad it's like, thanks I know, I'm still sad" do people understand that you can both be in favor of the disney monopoly machine being slowed slightly by sony and also bummed out that your favorite goofy superhero universe you enjoy in part because of the interconnectedness is losing one of your favorite heroes @nyaakat @FOURLUNG liars and fiends! @nyaakat @FOURLUNG i might've just forgotten but heck i just checked and it says the shirt's only gonna be offered for one more day? i get paid on friday nooooo D: @nyaakat @FOURLUNG I NEVER SAW IT EITHER CUTE @FOURLUNG GOSH 👀💦 ggmornin x.x @TheFintauSystem @maritronic9k agreed 100% @transfilmtheory whaaaaaaat when did you get so many followers??? nice!!! @nyaakat fellow little with good taste in stickers!!! @nyaakat awwww what a cute bab! :3 That's so awesome! Not creepy at all gosh!!! 💕 transition goals @MaiaFranklyn good bot spread @FOURLUNG AWESOME :O @FOURLUNG jelly i love them @squidlarkin Cool! Archimedes is one of the most chill cats I've ever met 💕 https://t.co/PPx7zGK7ER "@Samaliel It's one thing to have an optimistic outlook which I think describes a lot of allies, but it's another to just... not pay attention to what's going on for almost a decade after checking in on us once. True allies are so hard to come by :/" "@Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps I think I heard of her band before, but I had to do some Googling myself before tweeting about it. Dunno if I'd like her music or not but I kinda wanna try it on principle at this point lol" Our cis allies still think there's been a natural progression of acceptance for trans people since it started looking better in the early 2010's. I really need them to start paying attention. Random anecdote but the lady who does my electrolysis hair removal is a democrat in her 60's and she's continually floored when I tell her how bad it's getting for trans people right now. "This is why we repeat: Trans women are women Trans men are men Nonbinary people are the genders they say they are Because we can tell not all of you actually believe it. Refusing to believe it is the source of all transphobia. When we hear this from ""allies"" it's even worse." """But if we need to make a minor, reaching, silly half-argument about a democratic candidate, trans women aren't really women, right?"" Even cis people who might otherwise pay lip service to being our allies betray their actual beliefs about us in small moments like these." "but seriously, helicopter moms are creepy and awful, as are moms that refuse to believe their trans kids, as are possessive moms that refuse to let go of ownership of their child even after 18, but when they're all combined into the same person it's just horrifically monstrous" "can i say she has a punchable face even if i know i'm 100% talk and can't punch for shit? like her face naturally inviting punches doesn't really rely on whether or not i can actually do it, you know?" "going on national television to brag about how much of an abusive cunt of a mother you are is a weird flex but okay her adult daughter, who is an adult that she has no power over anymore, will abandon her forever and she will deserve it" @MaiaFranklyn HE'S LITERALLY A BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER HIS COURAGE STAT IS MAXED I LOVE HIM @LeafTilde Yeah I doubt the whole thing was planned beyond never planning to have Garrosh be permanent. "@itsviviactually I thought they had but I went to check and it doesn't seem like it? But it also seems like it could absolutely go that way, so..." @TeflonMask Don't remember. Recent upload to e-hentai. @salmonmoose And Spongebob And Star Wars Episode I And Office Space And Fight Club And the Dreamcast And Smash Bros @Lucretia_Lain I don't even remember but it was a recent upload to e-hentai lol @RaeGun2k I got this. @RaeGun2k i seriously dissociate when i pee it's real bad @RaeGun2k I REMEMBER WHEN YOU POSTED THAT I REALLY NEED TO FEEL THAT 15 MORE WEEKS UNTIL SURGERY 😭 @elysianechoes oh heck almost forgot my hrt thank you "@OneStrawShort It doesn't exist anymore, so don't stress over it :V" @eldritchlesbian It's a really long title. It was uploaded recently on e-hentai I dunno not even talking about the body reshaping if it just did the vagina + uterus addition i'd do some fucked up shit for that drug @OneStrawShort i'm sure we're all being funneled to similar stuff now that sad panda's vast library is gone @logichole NICE goddess there's not much i wouldn't do to obtain a drug that literally did this instantaneously https://t.co/f2qL30VhUt anyway you'll never guess what i'm doing right now "example 6,873 of how transitioning is exactly like a trashy tg hentai comic https://t.co/asBlcQDjyw" "@CelticAnarchy direct order from kojima, yes" @a_alice_nsfw you're in good company i own sooooooo many of the ones from the first few years lol anyway at least i got my non-flocked ears motuc moss man i can die happy @MaiaFranklyn I figured you might you nerd Vangelus does too but he never replies to my stuff lol @totallyhealthie I was born in 1987 and my interest in GI Joe begins and ends with Baroness but I love 80's toys sooooo yes! :D there was a classic meme picture back during the early /toy/ days on 4ch*n where it was the joker laughing from the killing joke except it was matty collector's face and i wish i even knew how to start googling for that because it perfectly summarizes my mood @MaiaFranklyn it's like fucking 5 or 6 am over there go to bed There are seriously like 7 different He-Man toylines going on right now and they all start with the same four-ish characters and I long for the days when all we had was MOTUC and Matty Collector. I long for MATTY COLLECTOR. NONE OF MY FOLLOWERS EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT @MaiaFranklyn god wtf time is it over there @RaeGun2k I have a tortie too!! Such precious kitties!!! "@FromLions I don't think he's officially the new Warchief yet, but it's the direction the story is going. He's here to save us from Sylvanas because she went all genocidal" @Empress_Trixana FUCKING THIS GODDAMN also cata was nearly a decade ago i think i just heard all my bones turn to dust "like i guess there are thrall fans in the exact same way there are jace fans in magic the gathering (talking about the CHARACTER not your favorite OP jace card) but did they really think we'd all go ""YAY THE KING HAS RETURNED"" a fucking decade later seriously" @MOOMANiBE presumably orc jesus voiced by blizzard jesus is immune to this @MOOMANiBE oh my fuck the overwatch characters are in purgatory that's the only word for it wtf blizzard: the horde isn't evil also blizzard: this @Tricliniangry srsly that's such an extremely you tweet lol @Tricliniangry I would expect nothing less from a goblin demon 💕 @Kate_Bunni UPLOAD ME PLZ IT'S 2019 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR fantasy universes have strong powerful queens who don't get literally hysterical and cause their own demise challenge 2k19 @brianafen I started playing WoW in Wrath and am not that kind of masochist :P so who's idea what is to pretend thrall was done being warchief just so we could kill off/ruin two of the horde's faction leaders only to come back like 4 expansions later i just wanna talk "@deanhsjones I never even thought to ask them! They wouldn't mind being bothered by such a question, huh? Good to see you in my notifications again, btw. Truly :3" don't get paid until Friday but the urge is STRONK GOSH i wanna unlock flying in uhhhhh whatever the new region is called i already forgot whatever "@doublegearsys I wish I liked the aesthetic more :/ Or the game feel for that matter... I'm not done with FFXIV by any means, but in the same way you're drawn to that, I'm drawn to WoW eventually" "So I often say I first heard about vaginoplasties when I was 12, meaning I've wanted one for 20 years this year. Also turning 20? The trans pride flag. Coincidence??? Probably." I LOVE HIM AND WISH I COULD HAVE ONE OF MY OWN TO LOVE FOREVER "I mean I guess I don't need confirmation. I know for a fact I rolled Tazztok before the Lich King himself was even like, fightable. He wasn't yet released as a boss to fight." "(Really wish similar achievements didn't overwrite their dates. Like if I had a date for when I dinged level 60 for her, I'd know at least the month and certainly the year she was created, but that achievement gets overwritten with level 70, then 80, etc...)" @Daemonia94 Nice! "I might be a furry, but gender experimentation for me as an egg kinda began and ended with WoW for many years before I allowed myself to roll female characters in other (read: all) games Tazztok I believe I created in 2009, actually! Goddess what a long strange journey it's been" @little_lizzie22 getting paid in a few days and you can't stop me! >:V https://t.co/1VIaLjRAyJ miss my girl Tazz tbh (only pic i could find of her but honestly? accurate) https://t.co/oocGRjm649 @Daemonia94 Kinda wanna get that flying... @MapleReam I started in Wrath tho :V look Zuldazar is fucking gorgeous to inhabit don't @ me oh my god i'm actually kinda craving a WoW subscription reup wtf is wrong with me "@OrionPax4217 @toygrind I'm not like, SUPER obsessive with scale but OOF that looks good x.x" @ComradCapacitor @gwen_no_fear D: @ComradCapacitor @gwen_no_fear god i need one @DevourerRose @ComradCapacitor @gwen_no_fear heck D:< @ComradCapacitor @gwen_no_fear what if you cant do either tho >.> @emuchaton smoochable tum! @IsabellaIzIzzy @Kaelyrhn They're both really trans but I feel like Seattle has Portland beat? "@Kaelyrhn Both Galaxy's Edges are gonna be comparable in size afaik, but Walt Disney World in Florida (literal other side of the country from either Seattle or Portland lol) is a much larger park. It's basically four times as big as Disneyland in California." @Kaelyrhn Washington is pretty cool too! It's where Seattle is and that's kinda the trans capital of the US lol @Kaelyrhn We're at least in a part of the country that's less scary than a lot of other regions. Colorado has a lot of state-level laws that make it safer for queers. @Kaelyrhn There's a herd of them next to our driveway all the time lol @PhyrexianThot @TenaciousRanch Keep following the ranch for updates on when there's space! @Kaelyrhn We'd really love to have you!! @melodyaligned JUST ME SO FAR BUT THAT'S A GOOD IDEA :O @ComradCapacitor Last two sentences are jokes no worries 💕 @ComradCapacitor None of them ironed! Middle one was merely thrown in the dryer after being in the wash because someone puked on it :P Don't believe the lies of the anti-ironing agenda! The dryer is so much easier! True facts! @melodyaligned CUTE CUTE CUTE @melodyaligned cute :3 (We've talked about updating to the modem pride flag with black and brown btw but we've been really busy. Soon!!) @Transhockeygirl @sillygaymiria speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @bunnarchist YES YOU DO BIG SIS 💕💕💕 @melodyaligned (might take a few years but shit like that is absolutely the kind of stuff we wanna do) @melodyaligned DONE @Transhockeygirl @sillygaymiria takes one to know one!! 😝 @quatoria it is :3 @MoonGoddessBree You really should! Helps make this site usable as a trans person. I can also show you when y'all visit if you want 💕 "@CatkinsLap @Transhockeygirl @moonsofvenus_ don't wanna just be like ""same"" over and over again but like same" @Transhockeygirl @sillygaymiria >:V @tinybird420 but womz @PrissyOrcGF LOK'TAR OGOSH PLEASE DO WARCHIEF 💕💕💕 @melodyaligned YES YOU DO @sillygaymiria im baby @Transhockeygirl @moonsofvenus_ Same Found out the trans pride flag turned 20 today as I was lounging on the couch with this as my view 💕 https://t.co/nlE5Hs0gaf "@tinybird420 not the best idea, no" "@MoonGoddessBree You've heard of blockchaining, right? One click and all of a transphobes followers are blocked at once. It's an extension for both Firefox and Chrome (nothing for phones tho)" @IsabellaIzIzzy @MoonGoddessBree omg cute @TimonicWulfgar It's really hard for me to stop! 😭 @MoonGoddessBree We were just talking about who was the one who introduced us to these. I suspect it was the same person who introduced you :P [cw food] oh no this store had my favorite snack ever that I can't stop eating https://t.co/yv6FKZGdtA @Tricliniangry Increasingly more and more furious at them. I've had them blocked for a little while now but reading this thread I'm just livid. @MapleReam hm~ @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose Both times I tripped I didn't find any fun revelations about myself which was kind of a bummer. The second time I simply reaffirmed by desire to be synthetic. It's a weird thing to describe. "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso I've done LSD twice, and I've heard it been said that you should never try it if you regularly lie to yourself, if that makes sense? I definitely felt that sense when I tripped. I couldn't hold secrets from myself." @Estrace666 nooooooo!!! D: @emuchaton Your ass is simply too powerful~ @Q3w3e3 There's no logic whatsoever in how cis people gender us and it sucks so hard :/ "@lumpen_rose I didn't move out from my parents' place until I was 25. I wish I has answers for you. For me, living with my sister who's 8 years older than me was a good way to learn how to live on my own, but that probably doesn't apply here :/" "@lumpen_rose Please don't say such things. You're never an annoyance. That feeling goes away with time as you meet more people, in my experience. Beyond that? I'm not a therapist. I don't know if what helped me would help you, you know? I'm rooting for you, though." @Esper_Lily 👀👀👀💦 @IsabellaIzIzzy @MoonGoddessBree gosh~ @QueerGirlEmilie It really is lol @Kate_Bunni I mean I DID already talk about it :P https://t.co/DAabHsetkw @IsabellaIzIzzy @MoonGoddessBree 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @TheNDqueerelf If you ever visit again you should visit us!!! @JenApparently Thundercracker is TRYING 👏 HIS 👏 BEST @gwen_no_fear @dnannann DEEPLY CURSED @MsMauve1 Our ranch is near-ish Fort Collins "@tosimew There's also a huge number of furries too, lol. Glad we crossed paths! Definitely following back!" "@VashtaGryph @Chopin_42 @Caliriana We might be a median. Or at least, the experiences of medians often sound similar to ours. Hard to know for sure." @lumpen_rose I was a virgin until I was 26. I know that feel :/ like I know my tits are bigger but being able to see how much bigger would help "really wish I thought to take better pre-transition topless photos no, past me, a single blurry mirror shot from the front isn't really the best source of comparison smdh" "Girls who like to be called mommy in a kink context are VALID but they should just be PREPARED for the occasional little to get the wrong impression. Most of us are good girls and boys that only need to be told once, though." @Casssdreams This is one of those times I wish real hugs were possible over the internet :/ @QueenofAnxietea :O :O :O @MoonGoddessBree It really was you should've been there!! :V "@MoonGoddessBree aaaaaaa congrats! I uh, remember where they were at a year ago and the growth you've had is really impressive gosh!! You'll LOVE what injectable E does for you. I'm only on my third dose and I've already seen slight changes!" @TheAshenCouncil lol 💕 @TheAshenCouncil I call my Mistress Mommy thank you very much! D:< "@Casssdreams I really admire the hell out of you for still trying, though. That kind of discouragement must be unbelievably devastating 💕" @TheAshenCouncil I think my cousin still follows me but honestly I'm afraid to check >.> This is not a family account in so many ways lol @TheAshenCouncil I softblocked my older sister 🙃 In some ways he's the most loyal mutual I have wtf even is this life I live "There's a Transformers video reviewer I've been a fan of for over a decade and we've been mutuals on Twitter for at least as long, but I only started using my account regularly when I became an openly kinky trans lesbian who talks about piss and like *we're still mutuals*" every damn day @Casssdreams That's... terrifying :/ @BabyBellephant @Notactuallysmol (lol we're already mutuals on my little account nice to see you here) @CelticAnarchy O M G this changes everything is there anything cuter and more wholesome than two girls peeing on each other? Just reconnected with an ex-metamor I thought kinda hated Mistress & I because of a nasty breakup last year & I'm just so happy that bridge can be repaired I don't like to lose contact with friends. It hurts my heart But reconnecting with old friends consequently warms my heart Look I know it means more growth but I had gotten so used to nipples that weren't this sore all the time this is so awkward dammit Me at like 6pm about to drink a large Mountain D*w: Nothing bad could possibly come of this Me lying awake at 2am: oh @melodyaligned I mean yeah we're hoping to house any Colorado trans that needs it once we're big enough :3 @Kalindlara @DevourerRose NOW KISS I don't want to give the impression to non-USA friends that Colorado is a small state And Yet I guess she's dating someone I had a crush on a few months ago but lost contact with and fuck this whole revelation is just Being Queer isn't it Me: Oh hey a Colorado trans I haven't met yet neat Narrator's voice: She had absolutely already met her small world gosh 😳 OMG WAIT THIS WAS A SUBTWEET AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT PERSON WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN IN A FOURSOME (FIVESOME? ORGY AT THAT POINT? I DON'T REMEMBER???) WTF I get so excited when I see a trans person on here from Colorado I often just compulsively follow them lol @HriveEllAranel @Transhockeygirl true facts wow @MOOMANiBE aaaaaaaa that's the best!!! The old me presented as a man and they believed me. But when I came out I think it made a lot of sense to the ones I was closest with. Now I'm just one of their girl friends (for the ones that are girls anyway lol) "I really only have a few cis friends who I'm still friends with even after transitioning and honestly they're some of my favorite people. It's like, they saw the real me and know I never changed, you know?" @StebMcDreb HUGE SAME ITS SO AWESOME @Chopin_42 I dunno either the cishets are being weird or it was intentionally designed to crack trans sapphic eggs lol I guess I'm biased but being a lesbian extremely rocks @Chopin_42 Hopefully I can get it next month? We'll see :3 @Chopin_42 Gosh! :3 @Chopin_42 It's the mentality that's gotten me through stretching my ear piercings! Fairly benign pain but it gets me used to facing pain for the reward of looking the way I want. And I just checked-- I should have plenty of room for a septum piercing! "@Chopin_42 Gosh I guess I'll see if there's room for mine. I'm ready for the pain though! Or rather, I'm doing it even if I'm not lol" @Chopin_42 It does look super cute on you! I can't wait to get mine :3 @Chopin_42 Oof. About how long did the 12-10 stretch hurt? :/ @FOURLUNG being trans kinda fucking rocks "@FOURLUNG you mean like, hot af? gosh" @Caliriana @Chopin_42 Oh don't get us wrong only Kat can play a convincing Kat lol @Chopin_42 💕💕💕 @Chopin_42 I think that's about the size I'll want mine. Makes sense that there'd be stretching necessary to get there. Had been wondering about that. "@Chopin_42 We're always pretending to be Kat for the most part, it's... we're trying to get better at not just assuming we're Kat" @Chopin_42 That's a REALLY cute new profile pic btw 💕 @JessicaNgtmare queer social media mood :/ I feel like no less than three people have played the part of me this weekend. We need to get better at this. @Fishing4Control god that sounds good right now @base2wave same and same lol @Fishing4Control the biggest trans sapphic mood @ayyy_vuh https://t.co/4x9BKum611 @HriveEllAranel she really is quite pretty :3 @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu sounds hot @hoshinofan @Calliethulhu trollify me mommy~ "@Calliethulhu no, but the transformation into it probably would be I dunno!!!!!!" @Calliethulhu https://t.co/YBtkU91Meo @Calliethulhu DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED CALLIE YOU KNEW THE RISKS @Calliethulhu you should know your attempt at being cursed turned out unironically hot @AutomatonRaven only if you return the favor gosh~ @little_lizzie22 HELL yes @FrigidElfChild @vampyfemme *giggles mischievously* @FrigidElfChild whatever you say Lily :P @FrigidElfChild says the little!!! @FrigidElfChild I mean... yeah a little >.> @SpoilersSpoils STILL GOOD TASTE THO @SpoilersSpoils GOOD TASTE IN CANDY @CatkinsLap yes I'd like to report a murder goddamn "@gwen_no_fear ""I'm already pregnant"" in response to a girl who activates my disaster lesbian brain is a mood I never knew I needed to express but FUCK that's a good mood." @Calliethulhu I've fallen behind by like several months and now it's too insurmountable to tackle :/ @FrigidElfChild lol :V @H_de_boisset not funny @TheFintauSystem 👀 @PrissyOrcGF keysmash? I've never done such athunbggfdfhjjnbdffyhh @Calliethulhu Of course! Good to have you back 💕 @PrissyOrcGF I'm so indescribably excited for you!! 💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF Positively gorgeous 💕😍 @vexwerewolf awwww cute :3c "Was only passingly interested until I saw it's a direct sequel to the 80's show. That's really neat, I'm game. Wonder what the means for the New Adventures of He-Man tho?" @Transhockeygirl so fucking cute omg Y'all should follow @SarahAllenReed if you want to see some awesome art and keep up with everyone who lives at @TenaciousRanch hint hint 👀 @cherubelly oh gosh thank you 😭💕 I like you too! 💕💕💕 "@cherubelly gosh, really? I kinda thought you didn't like me very much thank you 💕💕💕💕" Too overwhelmed by things today to deal with this thread. Thank you so much for your contributions. Muting now. I feel kinda disconnected from my friends here on the ranch. Internet is so bad here and I want to be in voice chats with people. Feel like I'm missing out. There's a group of you I miss so fucking much. Dunno if you miss me much. "@QueerGirlEmilie I've had popular tweets in the past. certainly 4k retweets, not sure about 8k. I know how to mute threads, but thank you." i still don't understand this meme but 8 is an easy choice for me @Kaelyrhn gosh that'd be nice :3 @FrigidElfChild i'm continually shocked she's not a little 121 followers away from 4k I really don't think I deserve 4k followers BUUUUUT talking about this shit in the past has lost me followers so I'm gaming the system haha >:V @sillygaymiria your floof is too powerful "The discussions of others responding to this thread have been far more valuable and educational than anything I wrote. Thank you, everyone." "I'm flattered by the attention this thread is getting, but had I known a thread I put hardly any thought into before making it right before bed would get this much attention, I would have put way more effort into it." @TheCozyMicrobes It's not a dumb question. It's kind of a shorthand for limited emotional/mental energy. @ModelOmega_ If you were being too much a downer I wouldn't have liked your tweet. Don't listen to that voice that tells you awful things about yourself. It's always lying. "Debating deleting that thread. No one's like, yelling at or arguing with me, but I don't like this kind of attention. I'm a little scared." "@ViviAladren I've often had this thought as well. The only thing that keeps me going though is that the alternative is the death of our species. So I figure we have to try. But like I said in the thread, I'm not upset if you're not an anarchist or whatever. Don't want to argue 💕" "@AmyDentata @ireneista @destroyed4com4t I mean that was my journey but given how right wing my immediate family is I'm still confused how I ended up like this. I used to posit that it was because I spent a lot of time online, but that explanation doesn't make much sense in a post-2016 world..." @Transhockeygirl Yeah that's honestly the main read I have on the situation as well :/ "@TheFintauSystem face rolling is metaphorical, love :V" "To my new followers: It's mostly horny here. We talk about politics sometimes, but honestly we talk about piss more often. Please understand this and follow/unfollow accordingly" @norintha Don't remind her I exist aaaaaaaa (I don't actually mind I'm just so confused and I don't think I'm worth this kind of attention) @TheFintauSystem BABE I MISS YOU 💕 @TheFintauSystem plz 😭💕 I don't know shit about shit about politics I don't deserve this kind of attention aaaaaaaa No no no that was just a thread I whipped up right before bed where I just randomly vented about politics among trans people how on earth did end up on Any Dentata and Kat Blaque's radar wtf Y'all are lovely people I'm just not used to this kind attention. @Fishing4Control btw have I ever shared my story about catching a girl give a guy a blowjob on one of the attractions I worked at while I was a cast member at walt disney world? @Fishing4Control turning the toads gay "I kinda like the tingly, itchy sensation I sometimes get even days after getting pubic hair electrolysis'd away in preparation for my surgery. It's like, those mild irritations are a sign it's working, you know? They're the last gasps of dying follicles." "@QueerestWinters @StebMcDreb YUP BASICALLY I'm not gonna act like we're immune to bring bigoted of course, but I feel like if this world made any sense we would all try our hardest to unlearn those behaviours when we're made aware of them." "@Kaelyrhn imo communism, socialism, and anarchism are all striving towards the same basic goals, so you're good in my book 💕" "@Kaelyrhn Nothing you've said I take issue with. I think we'd agree on a lot. It's funny because even though I used to laugh at conservatives who said this, nowadays I'd say socialism is just not fully implemented communism lol" @StebMcDreb hearing that a trans person follows that ideology just makes me want to ask her who hurt her "btw if you're not a leftist or anarchist and you're reading this, I honestly don't care It's cool I'm not interested in expending spoons arguing face to face about this Only commenting on the sidelines about how weird I think it is" @StebMcDreb oh goddess what does that even mean "There are other, better, more recently discourse'd examples, but that's one that often comes to mind when I think about this." There's a somewhat popular trans person on Twitter who's pretty vocally an anti-anarchist Liberal and I'm just like... HOW??? "I'll never not be floored by trans people who didn't politically drift as far left as left goes simply from the experience of being trans. Like obviously on paper it's possible, but I just don't understand how they pull it off." "@gwen_no_fear Here it is. I walked away from that argument really, really hoping she'd get better. I guess people just really like how willing she is to engage with TERFs. It's certainly entertaining. https://t.co/nz9lyHfegH" "@gwen_no_fear Months ago I argued with her about how places like 4ch*n were dangerous and she kept maintaining that people are the problem, not websites. Pretty sure she never quite left her 4ch*n days behind. The fact that she got so popular so quickly is kinda troubling." @sillygaymiria omg you're neither old nor creepy! "like in real life pronouns are a bit more difficult without remembering to ask everyone for them (which you should still do, but I admit it involves extra work you might not be used to), but on Twitter where bios are one click away you really have no excuse" at the bare minimum follow the lead of the other person and use the same pronouns they just said come on "lol this was a subtweet of a specific reply that I saw and only after tweeting all this did someone else reply to that same reply and use ""they"" to refer to me friendly reminder that unless a trans person lists ""they/them"" in their bio, using they/them is misgendering" @HriveEllAranel was worried I was following whoever it was happy to see I wasn't "@sysco792 @EspiKvlt @t_virus96 pronouns are in my bio, thanks" @Hypnothulhu it's so adorable omg @Notactuallysmol fair :3 "@Notactuallysmol I mean 3 years is still kinda early in my transition, but yeah the gender euphoria can still happen :3" @StebMcDreb YES YES goddess being a girl feels so right 💕 I'm a her it's so fucking nice god ✨ Her ✨ 😍😍😍 you ever hear your correct pronouns even 3 years into your transition and surprise yourself with how nice it still feels to hear them? @SuchApple @hoshinofan don't worry I often do too lol @hoshinofan yeah you've all seen my @ :V this joke works on multiple levels antifa turned me into a newt @DysphoriaQueen NICE @flowercrownderg @Notactuallysmol I was (I suspect mis-) diagnosed with OCD as a kid. There's definitely some overlaps. But I'm still learning about what being autistic means. I'm not sure I'd be the best to ask specific questions about it >.> @Notactuallysmol @flowercrownderg I get super nonverbal when stressed and weirdly it was something I didn't have before HRT. No idea how that's possible >.> "@flowercrownderg @Notactuallysmol Do you want to be autistic? Like would that on some level help? Even if you can't explain why? If not, then don't sweat it. Beyond that, I guess just asking other autistic people. I dunno if I have good tools for figuring it out, myself." @FoldableHuman they they make mlp ahegao shirts @flowercrownderg @Notactuallysmol The nervousness is normal. It'll get easier with time 💕 "@Notactuallysmol @flowercrownderg YUP Impostor syndrome doesn't mean you're actually a faker. Took me a LONG time to accept I was autistic though, so I understand." @flowercrownderg @Notactuallysmol It's only helpful if it ends up having some predictive power or explains things better. I call myself autistic because I find it helpful. I don't need a diagnosis because it wouldn't change anything. There's multiple ways to look at it. "Worried about Yoshi, but I'm more worried about either Samus or Kirby being my enemy" Kirby and Samus. I like those odds. @CookieCyboid gosh 👀💦 @vexwerewolf AAAAAAA CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @DanaGoblin extremely @Estrace666 oof :/ @Fishing4Control last time I was in Disneyland I thought I was a guy I feel like Disney parks as a trans would be super exhausting >.> @Tricliniangry yeah I'm pretty sure that means you're a bottom :V @Fishing4Control cis people suck :/ @Fishing4Control pissing yourself is praxis @QuestForTori so hecking cute omg 💕 @StebMcDreb crocs are SOOOOO good gosh let's be crocs together 🐊🐊🐊 transition goals @doublegearsys BEST KIND OF BEST TOPPING PRETTY SURE YOUR SHAKE WINS @doublegearsys what kind of sprinkles are they? rainbow? :D me @doublegearsys sprinkles are the COOLEST so i think the answer is clear "@NewGenderWhoDis awwwww congrats, cock slut! 💕" @Chopin_42 Thank you! If I can actually get to drawing one of these days I might try designing her >.> i should get a crocodile fursona... @saetje @arancaytar @SteampunkPenny her name is Midna and she's absolutely a soot sprite! @ACrimsonSun SO CUTE 💕 New 80's Baxter Stockman from Super 7! One of my favorite toys and character designs as a kid. Preordering this asap :3 https://t.co/oNBR8welcz @DevourerRose Not entirely Kat today but I'm still flattered 💕 I FORGOT HOW SMALL MIDNA WAS JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO 😭💕💕💕 "And he's named after the Hocus Pocus character, not the goofy cartoon rabbit alien from Star Wars :P" BINX IS SUCH A GOOD SURROGATE DADDY BTW FOR ALL 3 KITTENS WE'VE ADDED TO OUR FAMILY SINCE GETTING HIM HE'S BEEN SO GENTLE AND KIND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH Binx and little Midna just happened to be snuggling the moment I heard about #BlackCatAppreciationDay omg 💕 https://t.co/Sk6AaGaKlU "@NewGenderWhoDis i mean it's hard to think STRAIGHT with a cock in your mouth like some sort of gay :V bein a cockslut rules tho, congrats :3" @NewGenderWhoDis SO PROUD OF YOU need this patch @NewGenderWhoDis HELL yes @KrazyBonesTV I believe they made two different sizes of plushies and I ended up with the smaller one as a kid. They've seen better days but given how rare (lol) Banjo merch is I still treasure them. https://t.co/mEx89f6hdo @CutieRonwon I've followed you back so that you can DM me with transition questions any time you want 💕 "@CutieRonwon If I remember your previous bio correctly, it looks like you added ""trans"" before ""girl""? That helped. Thank you." "@CutieRonwon As long as you're trans you can use whatever term you want for yourself, of course. I'm not going block trans people. I'd rather be here for questions. I worried you were a cis dude fetishizing us, now I see that's not the case so I'm not upset anymore 💕" @SteampunkPenny Our little twilight princess 💕 @Transhockeygirl That's really common as others have said. It really sucks but it happens sometimes. Transition is still helpful overall 💕 @TheFintauSystem omg fuck anyone who judges you! @FrigidElfChild wow you and a cute girl got wet? nice "@CutieRonwon Take the word ""trap"" out of your bio and trans women like me might be more willing to answer your questions. It's an incredibly insulting term. I'm terrible at remembering what GRS stands for but it also goes by SRS and basically just means genital surgery for trans people." @CateSpice I'm two years on HRT and getting GRS in 4 months and I really hope I can experience similar changes wow @tiptransformed huge same :/ @ArtemisFriction GOSH this is hot wow 💦 fun fact but vultures are the coolest birds @HeckEngine So that I can be the winner! ...Of the competition to see who is the craziest person. sure sex is great but have you ever gotten gender euphoria from your shoulders due to fucking optical illusion gonna need medical science to figure out this shoulder narrowing thing fucking stat okay i'll settle for widening hips tho "Our bathroom mirror is actually a big medicine cabinet with 3 mirrored doors that can open, and lately the middle door hasn't been able to close all the way which has the end result of making it look like my shoulders are narrower when I glance at it and HOO BOY THAT'S REAL GOOD" "Apparently that show/segment is called ""The Craziest Person in America"". I assume it was a competition. He looks like 19 in this video but there's still just SO much to unpack here." @ecocommunist it really does @trgrrl THIS IS THE WEIRDEST AND YET MOST TELLING ORIGIN STORY @destroyed4com4t as I recall there was actually a song that I think Wembley sang that had almost exactly those words and this is the weirdest context to remember that in @CookieCyboid A very close friend of mine was the inspiration for my name. She's one of my few remaining cis friends! And she found it kinda flattering. @StebMcDreb wow huge same what are the odds @trgrrl but at what cost @PhyrexianThot @NewGenderWhoDis GOALS "literally impossible to not read ""AAA player investment experience"" in Jim Sterling's high pitched whiny voice" @LackingSaint @Hbomberguy Well that's might be awkward given that Arin is going to play as you :V @BonnieMakes same except mine was like 3 years ago :V "@FinalBossFemme I started HRT just a few weeks after my 30th birthday and I never would have guessed how hot I could be starting that ""late."" Your glowup is as always absolutely incredible 💕✨" @FOURLUNG i feel like hanging out and getting high with you would be so fucking fun i love talking about deep shit like that @PrissyOrcGF honestly feral hucow is goals too~ @PrissyOrcGF don't woooooooooory about it 🐮 "Honestly, my breast size goals aren't that unreasonable. I'm just hoping for some huge boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers." @Fishing4Control honestly evidence suggests that would work @HazieBWazie wow gay~ @HazieBWazie gosh I might need help~ @quatoria YUP IT'S SUPER COOL AND REALLY GAY "@JennyWebtoes @quatoria My goals are gonna need surgery to complete, but I'll give my tiddies ample time to grow on their own :3" @quatoria @JennyWebtoes gosh 👀 @JennyWebtoes @quatoria That's the plan! Probably not until after I get them augmented tho @TheAshenCouncil Oh wait I did see it and it wasn't overly negative at all don't worry! @BonnieMakes 👀 @TheAshenCouncil I didn't see it but I'm willing to bet it wouldn't have been a problem 💕 @lumpen_rose You need to talk to your doctor about that. My guess is it's too early to make that switch. @quatoria MY NIPPLES HAVE GOTTEN LONGER??? I HAVE EXTRA LONG PENCIL ERASERS??? DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID THAT??? @RaeGun2k this is horny @BonnieMakes We're feeling that relief too and it's wonderful. Y'all saved us 💕 Five days into my second estrogen injection and my nipples are definitely hurting again which means more growth in store! It's been like a year since they felt this way fuck yea Boob hurting juice finally doing its job! @Sabriality hheck and gosh 😍 @JessicaNgtmare let's be real Dib is trans @quatoria @TenaciousRanch impossible @LeafTilde @DarkTyrannosaur oh gosh I'll take both please!! :3 @Q3w3e3 gosh sounds fun! :3 @NewGenderWhoDis My experience for like half my life before I transitioned ticked almost all those boxes :/ @JessicaNgtmare purple hair does keep up young but we can't let the cishets know! @RebeccaCuddles SAAAAAAAAAAME o_o @RebeccaCuddles OMG REBECCA CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 @lukanicoletta @SpoilersSpoils I'm with Kaiser as well. They reimburse the cost but the logistics of making that happen are kind of a pain. "@FrigidElfChild no help for you, little one only wiggles >:D" @BonnieMakes Sapphic sex a day keeps the insomnia away? "@BonnieMakes Gosh you're so welcome, babe! 😘" @lukanicoletta You assume correctly! @lyra_like_lyre @chibikonatsu HECK AND GOSH >////> @MOOMANiBE me whenever I go out with Mistress @NewGenderWhoDis gosh I'd help if I could 👀 @Bieeanshee u cute tho @PrissyOrcGF 👀👀👀 @Transhockeygirl oh no I failed to consider what the cuties on here could do with that information!! "@AngryNerdBird You're very overtly queer so it doesn't bother me at all. Please pretend you never saw that tweet, okay?" "@Maru_Mara76 I said cishet men and I meant that. You're absolutely fine and have never once made me uncomfortable, nor will you ever." @FlorenceLaReine It never has and it never will. Trans people are welcome to be thirsty at me lol I MEAN CISHET MEN I REALLY DO TRANS PEOPLE AREN'T NORMALLY LECHEROUS Y'ALL ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS AND NOT BELIEVE THAT LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD @YourBoswell @daweirdredpanda Neither of you are creepy wtf D:< "@YourBoswell I'll let you know but I already know you well enough to know that's not going to happen. In my experience cishet men are just way more creepy than trans people, including trans men. I really want to convey to you just how unlikely it is you'll ever make me uncomfortable." "I don't like it when cishet men comment on my tweets about sex-related or otherwise lewd changes I've noticed on HRT with some variation of ""I'm so happy for you!"" Would you seriously say ""I'm so happy for your breast development"" to a lesbian in person? Just don't say anything" @RipleyStorm @Fishing4Control loling at the photobombing friend @PrissyOrcGF rly good ahegao face @PrissyOrcGF I know this can't undo dysphoria but I still think you're pretty so there :P @SoftKittenJen You could totally do it during a shower! You can also take your HRT at night @ComradCapacitor *shrugs* I've heard there's multiple ways to measure it? There might also be competing schools of thought on the subject. But regardless my E was still too low @SoftKittenJen Yeah I found it pretty hard too! Mostly I just had trouble doing it consistently literally every day lol @Fishing4Control feel a little called out @AJisValid @norintha Okay that helps to know @Kalindlara I'll almost certainly tweet about it! :3 @Lunar_Opals I'm not going to watch that @VashtaGryph @norintha I don't understand why everyone thinks I said I'm worried about the healing process? @DarkTyrannosaur I'm not worried about the healing process but thank you @Chopin_42 @norintha yeah they're hot af I know @AJisValid @norintha You know grown adults that regularly suck their fingers and have gotten tongue piercings? "@ComradCapacitor I don't have good levels, that's why I'm only two injections of E into trying something else :P But here, this email from my endo might help. E needs to be above 200 and T needs to be below 50. 200 and 50 what? No idea, this is why I have a doctor helping me. https://t.co/4h1bLAJtHe" @Lunar_Opals Thanks for reaffirming for me that I never want to watch JoJo :P @Chopin_42 @norintha goshhhh blushblushblush @BonnieMakes GOSH 👀💦 "@SoftKittenJen It works by being absorbed by the membranes in your mouth. Just remember: If you taste it, you waste it. It takes a while. You can try anytime you want!" @AJisValid @norintha wait do you have experience with that? o.o @ComradCapacitor Ask your endocrinologist @BonnieMakes YES but you're not the first >.> @norintha You really do! Top of the priority list as soon as you're home again 💕 @BonnieMakes GOSH >/////> @norintha I'm scared it's gonna screw up my finger sucking D: @SoftKittenJen Sublingual is when you hold the pills under your tongue or next to your gums until it absorbs into your system without going through your stomach. @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur @Chopin_42 I have a huge needle phobia so I just have Mistress do it >.> "They also feel fuller and just like, more like tits? I dunno but it's fucking wonderful. Puberty 2.5 is well underway!" extremely unfair how quickly cuties can figure out you can just make me cum with just my nipples and then hold on that orgasm for damn near minutes heck D:< "I'm not gonna be all down on myself and say I'm bad at sex, but I'm NEVER as good at giving pleasure as I am at receiving it. I'm told my sex noises are cute at least tho >.>" "Me, having sex with a girl: Okay I gotta up my game here and pay attention to what she's doing to my tiddies so I can return the favorrrrrggghhh dffgghhhggggggvbbj ghhjhghjjk *eyes roll back, brain shuts off* Every time goddammit D:<" "@PrissyOrcGF @ZyBurton83 No, that's a legit thing. There's a player archetype already coined for that. You're a Vorthos." @Casssdreams 👀👀👀👀👀👀 @NireBryce Interesting! Well yeah that's basically what I did and I can already feel the first signs of change. It's wonderful! @Chopin_42 Thank you! I mean mine came in years ago I'm just marvelling that they reached a new stage of development :3 "@gwen_no_fear I dunno about best, but thanks for not including my favorite :P" "DISCLAIMER: Estrogen in pill form wasn't doing it for my body. Without doing it sublingually (which I am AWFUL at maintaining), too much of it was being filtered by my liver If you're on pills & your E & T levels are good, I can't imagine switching to shots would do this for you" I cannot overstate how much my cleavage has been upgraded in just two estrogen shots omg My nips are hurting again! I almost forgot they did that! Thank goddess for HRT! 💕✨ https://t.co/sx3dpmZ1Jv @gwen_no_fear I'd really rather not tho I'll get used to it @moonsofvenus_ I want to like anal. It's complicated. I appreciate the reassurance tho 💕 "@gwen_no_fear I don't wanna be locked into a role, I'd rather have fun? I can be a stubborn bitch lol. I also bitched about 1 character per team in quick play and I got over that too." @nyaakat @ACrimsonSun couldn't be less believable if you were regressing as you said that and I'm not even sure that wasn't the case :V @Caliriana @gwen_no_fear I don't think he looks good on paper but to each their own @nyaakat I MEAN same >.> "@gwen_no_fear I haven't played since before the last hero before him was added and I gotta say, Sigma and role lock (which I asume is only for ranked but still) have REALLY killed my interest in returning :/" @nyaakat extremely highkey bab "@QuestForTori It's the one Gen I've basically never returned to. I don't hate it by any means, but my memories of it were basically ""Gen V ironed out the kinks""" @PrissyOrcGF it's me i'm the snacc "@QuestForTori Given that the purpose of the original remakes were to fill out the Pokedex, I wouldn't be surprised if it's low on the priority list. Hell, I'd almost sooner expect Let's Go Espeon/Umbreon" @gwenners @lovecrossbones That's like half what I'm estimating I'll need! That'd be great! @quatoria @W_Livi_ gosh D:< "@DongsJ I mean unless your surgeon or hair removal specialist says otherwise, if your skin is light and hair is dark, laser is all you need." "@DongsJ If you mean 100% clear as in ""all pubes gone"": No If you mean 100% clear as in ""all pubes in the area my surgeon requires"": Not until mid November" "@FantasiesFract1 That would be fantastic, but that's like, a quarter or less than the amount I've been estimating I've needed? I really hope that's right tho!" @Petuko_casual I really wanted to do 2 a week but finding the money for it has proven extremely difficult. "@DarkTyrannosaur Well unless your pubes are blonde like mine, laser should be fine and much faster." "For any transfemmes also wondering about this: Keep in mind that as long as your pubes aren't blonde like mine, laser should be fine and MUCH faster." "The venn diagram of had a vaginoplasty, specifically got mostly electrolysis hair removal instead of laser, and can even remember how many hours they put in is gonna be really small, I know. But I need reassurance." (already have 4 hours tho so that helps a bit) "Near as I can tell it varies wildly as everyone's pubes are different, but my surgery is on December 3rd and it's looking like it's gonna be hard to get above 5 hours a month." "To any transfemmes who have specifically gotten pre-surgery electrolysis hair removal for a vaginoplasty: About how many hours did you put into it, as far as you can remember? Best estimates are fine. I'd love retweets for this as well to hear from as many people as possible." @RipleyStorm omg you're extremely cute!! 😍💕 "Hey y'all! If you could take a moment to take a look at our GoFundMe we'd really appreciate it. Every donation helps makes our trans commune dream more of a reality. Donate if you can, retweet if you can't! Thank you all so, so much 💕💕💕 https://t.co/DdhmHwTXei" @Q3w3e3 very much girl confirmed @Fishing4Control @Potatopolitics audibly shouted nooooo after reading that @LambChopInPamps gosh that almost sounded really gay~! >///> what oral fixation? @ayyy_vuh heck it goes for skirts too! I don't know that it's physically possible for a transfemme to avoid going spinny for their first skirt/dress lol @LambChopInPamps gosh~ 😳💕 😘🍭✨ https://t.co/gNBwsU8ZHy "@HriveEllAranel It's SO TRUE and it helped to hear that today, thank you 💕" @norintha YOU'RE cutie :3 @StebMcDreb @nyaakat also motivational posters reminding you to piss yourself a plethora of pro-pissing posters @norintha Love you too! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @nyaakat TRASHY BAB PALACE!!! :D :D :D @norintha 💕🎂💕 "@LeafTilde and pretty gay, yeah /)//////(\" "@LeafTilde I, uh, squirted way more than I thought I was gonna >.>" @LeafTilde okay but like literally me last night expect it was specifically on another dick and in hindsight there wasn't as much mewling as there probably should have been @SixArmedSweater @TyrooTweets @DudeSecretive Living her best life! @FrigidElfChild lil smol bat 🦇 @RebeccaCuddles OMG CONGRATS 💕 @sariyel_sub YES EXACTLY @LambChopInPamps gosh thank you miss mars >.> @ayyy_vuh I did the same except it was more like 10 years before lol @DarkTyrannosaur it'd be adorable if you tried lol @LambChopInPamps hhhgggghhg you've convinced me >.<💦 @TheFintauSystem @FrigidElfChild Elekid @TheFintauSystem @FrigidElfChild lol we replied at like the same time https://t.co/OoUbxAQsd4 @LambChopInPamps I mean I really have an urge to bottom but I'm still kinda into the spirit of this @FrigidElfChild Sylveon Pichu Togepi Igglybuff Cleffa Happiny @DarkTyrannosaur yeah it'd be kinda pathetic if you tired hehe @StebMcDreb awwww I'd cuddle you if I could! gonna smooch all the girls @FrigidElfChild gosh 👀💦 @Flea Flea? i'm soooooo goddamn gay @TheSecretCallie it's a great and weird thing to have tiddies too big for a boy's shirt @HriveEllAranel CUTE @DarkTyrannosaur Huge same Archimedes has never had this much loving at once in his life lol spoiled baby https://t.co/AJXbmlcVaP @FrigidElfChild literally the cutest photos on twitter right now i can't even with this @Transhockeygirl @HriveEllAranel it's Extremely Charlotte tho @HriveEllAranel okay but this is adorable @unsatisfiedkitt @AmazonChique Beetlejuice!!! "@AmazonChique huh, TIL guess everything gets to be broadway show at some point lol" little known fact but Decepticons have the best taste in colors "I just want to be ""rich"" enough to be able to comfortably give like up to $100 to my struggling friends on a moment's notice." @ayyy_vuh Waking up in bed next to my tragically straight (now ex-) fiancée >.> "@TheNDqueerelf @daweirdredpanda @DarkTyrannosaur It was kinda the same thing for Bonnie and I? Like we had to warm up to each other and sex was by no means a given, but it basically took 4 days for everyone to be (mostly) recharged and relaxed." he's a fire god smdh if he wants you to have a free tv you TAKE it D:< """Someone""??? Don't you know Lord Canti is a god??? D:<" @Genderbird CUTE THO GOSH 💕 @Chopin_42 I hope to have many more sessions like that in the future 👀 TO BE FAIR waiting 4 whole days IS kinda pacing it for me :V @EkaA02493443 Yeah I will admit I kinda rode a razor's edge between orgasmic and dysphoric when I got too thrusty. Helped that we were just frotting though @Calliethulhu This place is the worst. I can't imagine how Autumn must feel and I don't blame it at all for deactivating. I'll miss you both :/ 💕 so ironic I'm getting back all this functionality now that I have a surgery date to get rid of the thing in 16 weeks lol I blame my T levels being too high for this D:< (Not that I'm complaining) "(specifically I mean like, ejaculate, not as in a synonym for orgasm)" Me: It's so nice having sex as a girl because there's no pressure to cum Also me: Cums during sex anyway because apparently that's a thing I can do now x.x @BonnieMakes I mean same "in other news, my brain is now mush" oh my goddess I can't remember the last time I had sex and felt that much like a woman 💦 @BonnieMakes u fix!!! 😍💦 "like I had only recently been lamenting that despite how much more sex I had been having since transitioning, I hadn't had any of the kind of grindy, hours-long makeout session transbian sex that seems to kinda be the norm for a lot of us and then I had two hours of it x.x" "it was uhhhh really good, y'all" "Me and @BonnieMakes had been somewhat flirty since she moved in, but we both agreed we should pace ourselves. Which apparently means fucking by the fourth night lol" @BonnieMakes gosh 😍 @PrissyOrcGF I'm ready @sillygaymiria 👀💦 "@CaseyExplosion As a jackalope, probably the antlers >.>" @SoftKittenJen @LambChopInPamps heck >.< @FOURLUNG that's INCREDIBLY cute @SpectraSystem FEMDOMME VADER "@Kaelyrhn @FlorenceLaReine one of us, one of us! (aaaand same)" @Fishing4Control travesty! @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf Oh heck! @Fishing4Control FUCK YEAH WE ARE @squidlarkin @CateSpice same hat! "@CateSpice @LunaDragofelis That's a way to describe it that I haven't thought of before, but now that you mention it, yes. Absolutely." @DevourerRose gosh goals >.> "@LambChopInPamps goshhh it's that obvious, huh? >.<" @LambChopInPamps gosh i like to think i'm decent at pretending to be big at least >.> @FOURLUNG consider: u also a cutie tho @LambChopInPamps @RebeccaCuddles goshgoshgoshgosghgosh /)////(\ (thank you Miss Mars >.>) @LambChopInPamps @RebeccaCuddles HECK D:< "@RebeccaCuddles @LambChopInPamps aaaaaaaa gosh it's all true /)///////(\ i try to pretend to be a big girl but i guess i'm not that great at it, >////<" @RebeccaCuddles @LambChopInPamps goshh i never thought of all that but you're right 👀 for me personally i also was *certain* i wasn't into ageplay before i started hrt... >.> @FrigidElfChild i guess that's true i just wanted to add to the disaster gay jokes :V "@WitchsHex Yeah like, bi representation is important, but I'd rather it be ""This NPC who the player cannot control is very obviously bi"" and not ""We give options for both hetero & gay players!"" Like it's better than no queerness whatsoever, but it feels like they'd just rather not commit?" @LambChopInPamps ghbnfjdio imma big girl >.> "@WitchsHex I get what you mean, yeah. It would be really easy to have monosexually gay NPCs. My bad." "@FrigidElfChild she said she wants to fuck but like, maybe she means platonically???" @WitchsHex I know that doesn't exactly solve the issue and there'd be nothing inherently wrong with having a game where a character is only monosexually gay. But it's something that helps me sometimes. I dunno. "@WitchsHex I definitely get what you mean, but much like how both genders of Shepard in Mass Effect can't exist at the same time, I look at it like a sort of alternate universe kinda thing. If I want to be monosexually gay, then my Shepard is. Doesn't matter if I COULD have been bi." "@HriveEllAranel How do you do, fellow females?" "Seriously it just sneaks up on me. And then I'm hangry, but I'm also hitchy (bitchy and hungry) and crungry (crying and hungry) And often if I don't stop and ask, ""Wait, am I just hungry?"" it'll take HOURS to figure out >.> wtf happened" My hunger gauge pre-transition: 1 - 2 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 [not hungry]_________[starving] My hunger gauge on estrogen: 1 ------------------10 [not hungry]___[crying] "@KittikatGuild @punishedgaycat For me I just keep holding onto the fact that my genital dysphoria makes life way more difficult. Even if our shared anxieties were true (and we all know they're not), I'd still need this surgery. It'll be better once it's over." "@Allikuja I don't think I have. I'll make a point to next time I reach out, thank you." "@KittikatGuild @punishedgaycat I worry about becoming less special, almost (not many women with dicks after all) and yet I also worry about becoming a ""freak"" among trans women. Completely inconsistent and therefore irrational. But those thoughts still haunt me." My ex was the reason I met Mistress. But if it wasn't for that? Given what me dating and later being engaged to her caused between me and my brother? I wish I never met her. That trade would be effortless to make. I suppose that goes without saying. I dunno. "I moved a lot as a kid. That combined with my unrecognized gender dysphoria kept me from having many friends growing up Despite being 6 years younger than me, my brother was my best friend. I would say this often I have closer friends I'm not related to now. It breaks my heart." @SteampunkPenny I love you so much Mistress! Take it easy today okay? 💕💕💕 "It's like, yes, sometimes I want to be mad. Sometimes I want to pass the blame to him. But if there's even the slightest chance he'll talk to me again, all I want him to feel is forgiveness from me. I don't want to hold a grudge. I just want my brother back." "Last time I saw him (and it was only briefly, wordlessly during Christmas almost two years ago) I was barely 6 months on HRT. He has another sister now. I miss him so much." "But growing up, I was often very selfish. My needs often came first. So I feel like all I can do is keep apologizing and hoping he replies. There's no hatred here. It's so frustrating. I legitimately wonder if it isn't just executive dysfunction keeping him from replying..." My brother now knows the reason my ex and I kicked him out nearly four years ago was because she gave me an ultimatum: Him or her. He knows I'm not mad. He doesn't have an issue with me being trans. "Sent an email to my brother asking if email was a better way to contact him instead of texting, as well as apologizing for holding up our aunt's inheritance process. Gmail apparently has this helpful message when there's no response It's been 3 years since he last spoke to me. https://t.co/LTP42ixCZx" @CookieCyboid Sometimes a person has to get peed on people need to respect that D:< "@CookieCyboid Your brand, in other words" @HriveEllAranel that DOES sound pretty gay! "(Midna on the left, Archimedes on the right 💕)" @punishedgaycat I have the SAME anxiety that I'm grappling with (my surgery is on December 3rd). It's pretty normal to have those thoughts but they're not based in reality 💕 These two stinkers must be up to something! https://t.co/21aeyOPs6I @punishedgaycat the lowest layer in hell is reserved for people who give trans people shit for the surgeries they need @FreeTheYuni hheck 💦 "@TheSecretCallie I wish I had something more helpful and comforting to say than *hugs* I'm so sorry, Callie 💕" "@DevourerRose But like, IS it trolling? Easy lie an egg could tell themselves..." like they were joking about arin's brother because arin was talking about not having a sister but like how can i not share that "Dan: It's never too late [to be a girl] Arin: I guess not (Game Grumps, Super Mario Maker 2 - 25)" "cool cool cool my phone turned ""wholesome"" to ""wholesale"" in a tweet i made like hours and hours ago" "@Deirdraccoon omg I just had my second injection of estrogen yesterday! good stuff, isn't it? :3" "@daehruoyserehw That's a great approach, but personally I never want to actually interact with rude transphobic assholes." I legitimately don't know how I never saw groups of trans women together before I transitioned. It's like the only way my queer family travels? But regardless cis people need to get used to it. "Yeah this got real weird didn't it, bitch? Maybe learn some manners next time." "One of the free sample ladies at C*stco stared at us with a look of ""What the fuck"" for a solid 20 seconds. I usually dissociate while shopping with Mistress but I happened to catch her doing it. So I got a chance to do the thing I wish I could do more often: I stared back." @BonnieMakes 😭💕💕💕💕 @Fishing4Control people are talking about bones shifting a little like 5+ years in @Fishing4Control yeah and you're like a year in @FrigidElfChild trying desperately to workshop a pun around the word cuck and I'm coming up short @MaiaFranklyn He's so fuzzy! "@TheSecretCallie mood :/ I'm 5'11"" and I basically have to dissociate in order to be in public" Probably Hardware Store @HriveEllAranel yay! @HriveEllAranel hhhhgg 💦 "@HriveEllAranel (also this video is um, 💦)" @HriveEllAranel less than 5 seconds then? :3 @asur_el goshhhh I hope she has room for at least one more doll >.> @asur_el this is really good >///< @MadameMolotov I like you and I'd really love to get to know you more! @Calliethulhu IT SUCKS SO MUCH @EsserZed I only own the big one in that picture and he's the perfect example of a figure who shouldn't work and yet I love him so much. @arancaytar lol then multiple art teachers lied to me @Calliethulhu For soooooo many reasons I agree. @TheNecroPunk god same @DarkTyrannosaur @LeafTilde huge agree @Kaelyrhn I think you should moove on "@Fishing4Control I don't even want kids but if these assholes could point me to the ""magically created uterus"" juice I'll chug the bottle right now" @KittenFemme @Estrace666 they're apparently a keystone species that needs to be transported elsewhere with care "[cw nsfw, nudity] transition goals" When scientists act like scientific pursuits are somehow immune to racism it makes me so incredibly sad. And then I get angry. "I love astronomy, and I love what astronomers do, but I'm gonna need astronomers to sit down and shut the fuck up about this forever." @transscribe I mean is it even still Tony if his robots are actually doing what he says? :P "@josiebroccoli In an alternate universe where craft flags with light, an RGB pan flag might exist, but yes the CMY flag is much more suitable for dyed fabrics" "lots of wholesale, gay, polyamorous content and pictures on my feed today feels like the universe is trying to fuck with me given my polycule isn't here right now and I'm feeling it but there's still real happiness in being happy for others" @ComradCapacitor Or at least I'm on the fence... But I'm not pan so my opinion matters not at all @ComradCapacitor I agree! "also I meant to say ""cool as fuck"" but it is also good as fuck fuck my phone" "I bet like some scientists and shit feel like the only ""real"" color theory is additive since color *is* light, but subtractive color theory is just how paint works. It's why modern printers are still CMYK (the K stands for black)" "(only under subtractive color theory [ie, paint and printers], but that's still good as fuck I'm just an art nerd) (an additive color theory (ie, light and computer screens) flag would be red, green, and blue)" @Fishing4Control @punishedgaycat bartering like a true prairie wife boy @LucyDoyle_1997 fuck if you're gonna imply I'm just a boy pretending to be a girl at least use sexier language god "@AlexandriaDVine @DongsJ It's one of my favorite things too! It's like, a gorgeous face AND my friend is happier!" @LambChopInPamps When we're better at recognizing switches we'll sign our tweets @Fishing4Control Omg that sucks D: "@GwenStarlight That's kinda where we're at. The new pinned tweet has a ""known headmates"" list. There are at least 3 I feel are helpful for people to know about." "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Anarchist | polyamorous | lowkey little on main | jackalope | aspiring drone | muskslut | brat | gay disaster | Known headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Iris (-I) | Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕💕💕" @Calliethulhu gosh you mean like being between them? >w> Still doesn't solve the problem of my headmate list being out of date... I dunno we're really in flux I guess we don't need one? Oh gosh I remembered I've taken recent screenshots of my profile page thank you 😭💕 https://t.co/ta1hQXzjv1 @Fishing4Control Wait really I'm really really upset I can't just make a new one because my headmates list was already outdated and I don't want to update it but there was important stuff on there FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK "I had to go digging for the older tweet by looking in my likes what the actual fuck who designed this?????? I was in the tweets and replies tab, it's supposed to show me my fucking tweets and replies" "Commented on someone's thread with two tweets, but they gave me anxiety so I went to go delete them on my profile page. Delete newest one first, then go to delete older one. Deleting the newest one makes the entire thread disappear (why???), so the tweet I selected was my pinned" NOOOO I DELETED MY PINNED TWEET BECAUSE MOBILE TWITTER DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY FUCK TODAY @CollaredUpKit @AmyTheTotodile @AutomatonKitten @CuteBunAlex Gosh y'all are unbearably cute 💕 we had two wonderful roommates move in recently and they're both on Twitter and I'm worried talking about this is just gonna make me seem even more awkward than I already am but this is how I cope I dunno no but seriously I feel very sad and alone this morning Jen is in another state and Mistress is at work "crying and horny,,, two sides of the same coin" @ChaKatKimber I mean I guess we could start with smooching and see where that goes 😘 @AnnieTheBruce I need my hair pulled bad gosh 💦 "@BathysphereHat I mean I always used to tunnel vision and block it all out but there was probably dysphoria stuff involved in that and I'm not a guy, so 🤷" @ChaKatKimber gosh what should we do~ @ChaKatKimber CUTE gosh it's a good thing good girls don't cum since those are likely to stay fantasises lol just woke up with vivid fantasies of getting railed @VerafiedBabe 💕💕💕 update: estrogen horny is back goddammit @Calliethulhu sleep well 💕 @FrigidElfChild You got this! 💕 @something_femme https://t.co/Al1s5Sk4rW "huge thanks to those friends who've been willing to be horny with me on main, private, and DMs it does help a little" "i know y'all might get the impression i must be having sex constantly, but i really don't i feel like even with how annoyingly unpredictable as my libido can be, i need a better sex life than i currently have it's important to me but things have been just so busy" @Calliethulhu yay Undertale! @ExistentialEnso For almost a decade it was just Comedy Central and Cartoon Network for me @suezobeam https://t.co/xtah0p53UV On Comedy Central in the early 00's there was an absolutely terrible parody show called Straight Plan for the Gay Man I don't know why the fuck my brain has made space for that 20 years later @DarkTyrannosaur um wow >w> @Hypnothulhu @Fishing4Control extremely huge saaaaame @QuestForTori accurate portrayal *nods* @Hypnothulhu gggosh thank you >////< @Hypnothulhu trying not to just keysmash but if I'm being honest hhhgggghhg "@Hypnothulhu yyes you're aabsolutely right ,,💦" @Hypnothulhu gggood angle to be at >////< "@SarahSwitchy @IcyWitch35 I had been meaning to read that, actually" @elysianechoes messy is a good word for it for us too @Calliethulhu teeth... teeth... teeth... @calico_patches We kinda got lucky in that respect @HRHStarflare I was told that would stop but I guess I kinda love it so @DarkTyrannosaur they're growing! :3 "Also while my mood has definitely improved, I don't think I'm as horny as last time? Might have to perform a few tests 👀" Second shot of estrogen still gave me the giggles wtf @itsviviactually YES YES YES PLZ 💕💕 "@IcyWitch35 we've gotten good at conquering impostor syndrome it just takes time for us for being trans, plural, and autistic, with enough time we got to the point where we never doubted it again we hope that happens with you 💕" @Kaelyrhn we don't know there wasn't knowledge of a system pre-transition that wasn't us @ThatQueenMab don't even get me started on reorganization lol the headmate list in my pinned tweet has been inaccurate for months all of us are just used to assuming we're Kat it's a hard habit to break @DevourerRose probably "like it's happening behind the scenes whether I realize it or not the idea that if I don't feel it, because it's in my head it's effectively not real doesn't logically follow when there are multiple heads" "before realizing I was plural, I might have thought in response to the above tweet: ""well if you can't tell most of the time, in a way you're not even plural right?"" and like I wish it was that simple but figuring out when I'm not entirely Kat is actually really helpful" @TheFintauSystem @KatiKnitt great minds :3 https://t.co/lFRjcVzXa1 "hi I'm a plural system that's utterly trash at figuring out when someone new is fronting, nice to meet you" @DevourerRose @Casssdreams I mean have you read my bio ಠ_ಠ "@KatiKnitt I mean, some cuties like being marked! :3" "@Casssdreams @DevourerRose I know about the place because of the Tally Hall album, which is something Firekeepers and I have bonded over" @DevourerRose Known from coast to coast like butter and toast! :D @melodyaligned 👀👀👀 @melodyaligned I mean you look pretty cute so maybe smooching? :3 "kinda wish this said ""what would you like to do if you met me"" or even ""what would you like to do to me"" 👀" @Calliethulhu yeah they are 😍 @queerchangeling I mean same @Hypnothulhu this video uhhhhhhh did things to me >.> @Hypnothulhu ffgggfddhgghgddffggghgddd 💦💦💦 @Xena_Brand @vexwerewolf @OhMiaGod I had never heard it was because of far redistribution but that makes a lot of sense. I've already felt the way that redistribution has caused me to walk sightly differently. It's really quite exciting :3 @HriveEllAranel Lucky! It's been so long since I've been @DarkTyrannosaur probably laugh at your pathetic girldick 🤷 not to be a joke killer but I feel like that tweet is really burying the lede "also, and I can't stress this enough, she's entirely fictional" @HriveEllAranel I had assumed your eyes/expression would be enough Touch is bringing a nuke to a gun fight :V @gardenof_e I'm a lesbian and I enjoy the occasional mlm content "@W_Livi_ I assumed the second one, but so many people are assuming the first, it's kinda less fun than I expected :/" @StebMcDreb 👀 @DysphoriaQueen @NewGenderWhoDis Yeah even as a kid I assumed Rachel was something of a self-insert. gosh my favorite kind how did you know??? Trying not to let this spiral into self-loathing. Sleep might help but it's not coming. Past relationships are also haunting me a lot right now. I feel like I can't trust my judgement on people's opinions of me because I was burned so harshly in the recent past. "Jen left to visit some of her girlfriends in California. Already taking her absence hard. I know I need to cry more but I can't right now. I want to, and I don't want to." lot of complex emotions keeping me awake tonight despite getting 3 hours of sleep last night @LeafTilde gosh next you'll be saying k*ssing! :O @HriveEllAranel @Tricliniangry 1 - 5 seconds how is this even a question @nyaakat (srsly nearly teared up you even said babysit instead of mommy gosh that'd be perfect) @nyaakat GOSHGOSHGOSHGOSH YES PLZ OMG 😭 @OneLameShark @MebKohu Weird that I completely missed them. @elysianechoes how lewd do you want to be? :P "@OneLameShark What the hell even are those Protectobots? I think I see the Universe Inferno mold, and like some RiD molds, a helicopter from RotF?" @emuchaton this is a really good shot holy heck 👀 @FrigidElfChild I'm like way into chastity and even I was like hell yeah before I even saw your quote tweet I got your back 😘 "@HriveEllAranel @FrigidElfChild yes because I lol'd at ""stick it in her""" @PaigeAfterDark GODDESS THEY REALLY ARE 😭💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu Not horny on main anymore huh :V @heckerfricker CUTE @heckerfricker that's me! @tinybird420 sounds like a lovely time 💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @PaigeAfterDark I'm sorry I took these girl pills and they just happened D: @PaigeAfterDark AAAAAAA IT'S SO GREAT AAAAAAAA @Lunar_Opals OMG YES @AJisValid @Roodypatooti awwww you're both cuties @SoftKittenJen gosh 👀 @Roodypatooti ur cute @DarkTyrannosaur 👀 @CyberSyndie Awww you're cute 💕 @bunnarchist YES @TheFintauSystem nooooooo D: @MagsVisaggs hey who's that dork on the left Posting this against my better judgement lol https://t.co/Y4JuOktXFV @Calliethulhu ur rly hot @trgrrl princess midna taught her how @CollaredUpKit doing the lord's work "@Calliethulhu I'm still pretty horny on main, but there's a lot of ways in which I can't be anymore between randos getting overly flirty and the whole issue where I can't say ""transfemmes are really hot"" without getting a flood of ""except me"" comments :/" @TheNDqueerelf gosh good morning 😍 "@Kalindlara I didn't take that as overly negative, it's cool!" @lisaquestions omg thank you @Kaelyrhn @JenApparently Uhhhhh DC continuity gets real weird. Hal Jordan was dead for a long time. Other than that? Mostly all concurrent as far as I can recall? "@stefsanjati lol even if you buy the idea that violent video games are at fault here, merely cutting ads for them but still selling them is literally the weakest possible move they could make" "@Kaelyrhn @JenApparently On Earth? At least 4 or 5 depending on your definition of ""Green Lantern."" TO BE FAIR, a *lot* of dangerous cosmic shit hits earth in the DC Universe." "@TheNDqueerelf With a little, um, ""help"" I can even orgasm without ejaculating, and I can string several of those together. Mistress can usually force a couple orgasms out of me just by playing with my tits. I'm told it's really cute? >.>" "@AdequateEmily Weirdly I never once assumed that all men thought like this, but I did indeed think girls were just... better. For as long as I could remember. This meme encapsulates my feelings as an egg perfectly." @TheNDqueerelf Super hot AND gay gosh 😍 Girlgasms are sooooo goddamn good "@RedLRIGLineysa Exciting! I'm already at the top end of a C cup due to being blessed with gynecomastia as a teen and it's the best. Thinking I'll probably see more growth on top of that. I'm 5'11"" (a little over 180cm) and I would not mind losing an inch or two that's for sure." "@RedLRIGLineysa I've definitely heard feminizing HRT can shrink bodies a bit in some cases! And that took a full seven years for you? I just hit the two year mark back in June, but I also just started E injections which already feel way better." "@Kaelyrhn @ireneista ""Girl"" being the new normal is soooooo good gosh" @Kaelyrhn @ireneista So true! It kinda never stops being exciting! @Kaelyrhn @ireneista Well I just started noticing these changes so I might end up in the same boat. It's neat how gradual it is. "@RedLRIGLineysa Yeah the more I hear about the less documented changes from HRT the more excited I get. Like I keep hearing about changes that happen many, many years into it. Seven years doesn't surprise me." "@ireneista @Kaelyrhn Like a good way to describe it is I can kinda force myself to walk the way I used to, but it takes effort. If I let go my hips move just a little bit differently. And again, especially on inclines. The best part about HRT is all the fun changes they DON'T tell you about tbh :3" @SoftKittenJen Oh I had no idea Murray worked on Phineas and Ferb! I'm a pretty big fan of western animated television but I'm still learning cool stuff every day. "@onoffleftright When I first saw it years ago I laughed my ass off too. It's not even funny per se, it just fills me with giggly joy!" @ireneista @Kaelyrhn Yeah I suspect it might be weight shifting. I'm lighter on my shoulders and heavier on my hips (even if only by a little). Makes sense there'd be some shifting. "@milnerwords I was in Calgary very briefly late last year and had no time to take in any of the sights, but the idea of a music museum sounds FUN AS SHIT." "@pennywhispered I'm pretty sure he's just a collector, yeah." "@Kaelyrhn It's one of those ""I'm not gonna pretend I know for a fact this isn't in my head, but also HRT changes aren't actually well studied fully and I just found another transfemme who experiences the same thing sooooo""" "@Kaelyrhn I've absolutely noticed the same thing I've heard it been said that women carry their weight in their hips, and men carry it in their shoulders. What I didn't realize is I would start doing that on my own without even trying to It's especially noticeable on inclines like stairs" "So that means all that skill you see in his hands? How he fluidly plays that machine effortlessly, is most likely shit he practiced *as a hobby* Or at least, that's my best guess. And that delights me even more." "What's wild about this video is, if I'm not mistaken, this was a machine used primarily to give a soundtrack to silent films, most likely of the animated short variety. And this guy, even taking into account the video being 10+ years old, was NOT around when this was new." @NellDoWeer It's on Netflix right now! "@Kaelyrhn So like I've wondered a little bit about my hips. I haven't noticed much change in shape, but like, I feel like they move a bit differently? Not sure if that's in my head? Could be? Can you describe your experience more? Might help me understand what's going on with me." "No joke, on Tumblr my rule was ""always reblog"" with this video. Without exception. It just gives me endless joy." I just need everyone to understand that this is literally my favorite video on the entire internet. Like I knew I wanted HRT the second I realized I was trans (shit I wanted it before I believed I was trans lol) but I had no idea all the small changes I could expect. And those changes add up! My bones ain't shrinking but there's sooooo much more to looking femme than that. "I know us transfemmes go on and on about our bones, and like, I get it. One T-based puberty and your bones are just not gonna be shaped the way they should be But HRT can take care of *way* more than I thought it could. Everywhere that isn't bone gets more femme. It's so awesome" "Also while I'm on the subject of recent changes from HRT, my shoulders, while not narrower, have *really* slimmed down. Like if you traced a line from the sides of my neck to the start of my shoulders, the shape is just way more femme, I'm not sure how to describe it HRT *rocks*" "So like before, to get them touching, the skin had to stretch a bit, you know? Wasn't enough mass to comfortably make that journey from one side of my chest to the middle. Now it's like, *plenty* of extra tit mass. It's *amazingly* euphoric." "So I talked about this last night but fuck it I'm gonna go into more detail because it makes me euphoric. Tiddies now *comfortably* squish together when I do the ""lay on your side, two hands on phone, elbows nearly together"" pose." @StebMcDreb @KinarOfficial Almost embarrassed by the number of people I wish I could do this to lol "@kalina_chung I agree but I'd also say that that's MOST of these ""backlashes"" to stuff like this. Like when they complained that the new Star Trek was too social justice-y Fucking STAR TREK." "@maegodhavemercy Alan Silvestri is very, very good at music that causes that mood. Like he created the Avengers theme, which while I think it suffers like a lot of contemporary blockbuster themes in that it could be way more iconic and catchy than it is, it's still *really* solid and memorable." @AnnieTheBruce same hat lol @PrissyOrcGF BARE MINIMUM he was allowed to die @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu and we all know officers who do bad things ALWAYS get properly punished so oh wait @Calliethulhu There's literally no downside for them to do it even if literally no one believe it was just a suicide. "Joe Murray went from a person whose name I had to relearn every time 90's Nick shows were talked about, to someone I'm never going to forget for putting a wholesome trans narrative in his one shot to return to his most famous cartoon. We don't get many allies like this in media." @actuallyalice Can't be overstated Rocko had a musical about saving the planet back in the day. Murray tried REAL HARD to let 90's kids know what kind of show Rocko was an unfortunately not all of them got it. "Oh hey more melody-based goosebumps! Up Is Down is the greatest track in the entire Pirates trilogy, fite me (god remember when hans zimmer made melodic music?) https://t.co/jQYj0p70gN" "@MaiaFranklyn For me, I love Pepper Potts and I love Rescue. I also love characters like Jack Sparrow. At a certain point, the characters aren't just the actors that play them, though I know where people draw the line for separating art from artist varies between people." "@MaiaFranklyn The lady heroes shot in Endgame to me is like junk food. It's processed bullshit, hardly even food, probably bad for me, and I loved it completely, unironically and forever." "@MaiaFranklyn I understood all of that sentence minus ""chancer"" There's an Overwatch character who has a voice line with that word. It's a bad thing, then?" "@HRHStarflare Like it was hard to properly convey last night and it was too dark to take a pic, but I think that's what I meant when I said they were big enough that it felt different than before." "@HRHStarflare I will say tho that like, I think one starts out with smaller tiddies that make it harder to put your elbows together, but mine are now big and soft enough that there's enough mass to squish together without resisting if that makes sense?" "@HRHStarflare It kinda was a struggle, lol I love love love when they get in the way 😭 almost like i'm a girl who was denied this for decades" "@d_m_elms YES YES YES I SAW THE TRACK NAME AND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THAT LINE 😭😭😭 There aren't that many Kats in media, especially media I find nostalgic. That movie in some ways is even more special to me now with my new name 😭 (Katastrophic? Katatonic?)" @FauxPup VERY TRUE lol like all the bumps will be smoothed out! literally can't get smoother! @tinyterrorposs @Multi_Sapphire SAME SAME SAME I really wanna try to get over that anxiety in the future because personally I love hearing music others enjoy. @d_m_elms Can't listen to it now but that's one of those movies that I love hearing people talk about! It's been many years since I've seen it but it was really special to me as a kid 💕 @Skyroneous @BonnieMakes hugely seconding this @BonnieMakes hey same! :V "@EvvyEmm I'm really anxious too! I figure I have to do at least a session a week, ideally two, and affording that is gonna be tight 😬" "(not that being trans is a new thing of course, but we've never been this much in the spotlight of public discourse)" "And like, not for nothing but it IS literally called Rocko's MODERN Life. Seems like it makes sense it would deal with MODERN issues. Just a thought." Just because it had subversive jokes like the Choky Chicken restaurant doesn't mean it was operating on the same level as Ren & Stimpy or Cow & Chicken where being gross and subversive is used as an excuse to be cruel and uncaring about important issues. BY THE WAY SPEAKING OF SJW AGENDAS: Remember the entire fucking MUSICAL they had about recycling and saving the ozone layer? This show has always been this way. (I can still sing a ton of verses from memory) "Like I know this is true about basically everything those assholes complain about, it just struck me in a particular way that it hasn't before. I wasn't allowed to watch Ren & Stimpy. That was too infamous. But my parents never heard of Rocko's Modern Life. I watched it a TON." "So weird to see the anti-SJWs getting riled up about a trans character in the new Rocko's Modern Life episode because like, I'm trans. I watched the shit out of that show as a kid. It's not an SJW agenda you fucking weirdos. I exist. Many others like me exist. We're people." @Fishing4Control The return of another classic "(Sure I won't be able to use them until like March, but come on the timing is perfect)" Getting a vaginoplasty on December 3rd means I better be getting at least a few dildos come Christmas otherwise what's even the point D:< @EvvyEmm same hat :/ @teh_maxh yes but that doesn't make that tweet anymore interesting it's just that there's potentially a bunch of under-13's who found an easy way to lie about their age in retweet form hiding among the literal thousands of people who are by definition not special among Twitter users "Oh! A Whole New World is like, goosebumps in song form imo" "@TheNDqueerelf Mulan is of course a huge trans allegory, but as a transfemme I cry way more during The Little Mermaid for that reason." "@Chopin_42 It's more like 40% than 50%, but also I've always been less hairy than most AMAB folks." @AmazonChique My surgery's in 17 weeks and I'm taking notes @AmazonChique That's actually a really clever phrase for pre/non-op transfemmes tho @LewdiYui I'm sorry I'm not in a great mood tonight. You didn't do anything wrong. "@TheNDqueerelf Know Who You Are in particular is like, oops all trans allegory" Okay some clarification: - This is required pre-surgery hair removal - I'm only 3 hours/3 appointments into the process Just talking about the weirdness of living in a public hair liminal space @TheNDqueerelf kinda read that in what I assume is the wrong way at first :/ "@LewdiYui this is pre-surgery hair removal, waxing makes it harder for electrolysis to work because the follicles need to be straitened out again also I'm a little creeped out by the offer, sorry" #NAME? recalling some moments from Disney musicals since those are burned in my memory: - The way the background singers complement the climax of Kiss The Girl - The last few verses of For The First Time In Forever (Reprise) when both Elsa and Anna are singing together @ArtifexH electrolysis takes time and money $75 an hour where I'm going and I've only had 3 hours did you think it took like an afternoon or something? "@lumpen_rose for the balls specifically, that's going to be my labia and I guess they don't want to risk any on the inside of that either probably wouldn't be as bad as hair inside the vagina itself, but still good to avoid" "with the way things are going it's looking like I'll only be able to enjoy a completely smooth girldick for like, a couple weeks at most before it's turned inside out" frustrated by how smooth the electrolysis'd half of my balls are when the other half is still so annoyingly fuzzy "@zoe_trashgoblin I do, but I can count the number of times I've listened to spoken word poetry on one hand and can recall verses from them on zero hands" "actually, ""her wife"" is the most beautiful-sounding phrase in the english language, not sure where you got this ""cellar door"" nonsense" I mentioned the growth to Mistress tonight and she said she noticed too which was incredibly validating. "Harmonizing often does it for me, but again, can't be replicated in lyrics alone." "Anyway my tweets are gonna be all over the place tonight, clearly. Hope y'all enjoy lol" I'm laying on my side holding my phone with both hands and my elbows together and I can confirm with 100% certainty my tits have grown since my injection on Sunday. They're being squished together in way they couldn't before. "i'm still kinda intimidated by this friend, i suppose i respect the hell out of them it was almost easier when i could believe they hated me" "there's a really weird and scary kind of comfort in ""knowing"" someone hates you as much as you do in your darkest moments even if you know it's not really ""knowing,"" you subject yourself to that belief over and over because you think it's what you deserve" got so used to assuming a friend of mine had started hating me because they stopped following me that my rejection sensitive dysphoria doesn't know how to handle the fact that they're following me again "@Multi_Sapphire I have to overcome immense amounts of anxiety to share my favorite music. I don't know why, I've always been this way. And that's only after I think of some good examples." @Esper_Lily @DenimBubblegum There's an endgame. You can beat Minecraft if you want now. "I can't do the ""what lyrics give you goosebumps"" meme because melodies far more than lyrics give me goosebumps. There are lyrics I enjoy but most of the time half the reason is because the music during that part slaps so hard." @LackingSaint I'm going digital Completely digital Now I'm invincible cried a lot and am very exhausted but I can't sleep :/ @emuchaton nintendo labio "Seriously I lost track of how many times I wished to be a girl. Didn't even believe in the magic of it, still made the wish every time." @FrigidElfChild *tweet* Being trans is neat because we're one of the few kinds of people out there who ended up having the only birthday candle wish they ever made come true. @DenimBubblegum I stopped caring about updates to Minecraft when they added enchanting. My eyes just glaze over when people get into deep mechanics in a game about building lol "anyway I was 22 when Minecraft released and I paid my 10 Euros for a lifetime account, get off my lawn etc" It's silly how lonely I can sometimes feel even living with two of my girlfriends I really dislike how far away a lot of my friends live :/ @FrigidElfChild @TheFintauSystem NEVER!! >:D @TheFintauSystem @FrigidElfChild omg this entire exchange is cute af wow @persenche SAME I'M PRETTY SURE I'LL NEVER GO BACK LOL fun view to look down and see while I'm leaned forward if I'm being honest~ ✨ https://t.co/VUk92OIGKL @Fishing4Control @LeftAtLondon <3 u 2 babe 😘 @DeeAlexandria42 YUP IT'S REAL GROSS @KittenFemme (also wait until you find out you can be trans AND a sissy >.>) @DarkTyrannosaur @LeafTilde I'm sure you'll find something to help them in that endeavor~ @Fishing4Control hey @LeftAtLondon follow back your friend here "They changed their @ to MtfL*ver, just a heads up (* = o )" @TheNDqueerelf It really is~ I've been owned for almost two years now and I love it 💕 @TheNDqueerelf Also nice collar >.> @TheNDqueerelf HECK YOUR CUTE OMG "@TheNDqueerelf Gosh thank you! I'm a very proud piece of Mistress's property 🥰💕 Does make ""power moves"" a bit more difficult I suppose lol" @KatiKnitt one of the most important things I look for in a partner *nods* now I'm even MORE upset there's no one here to grope these smdh D:< "I swear my tits already feel fuller and a bit heavier after my estrogen injection on Sunday o_o That's not possible, is it?" @TheSecretCallie I try to retweet every fundraiser I see and I worry about the ones I miss. It floors me that there would be people in this community that would have the opposite approach. @StebMcDreb welcome to the club 😎 bra is kinda showing through the fabric of this shirt but honestly I consider it a power move ✨ https://t.co/7FrKx9GVzL @EmilyGorcenski You deserve a break! @Flailmorpho_ Time Bottom is a bottom into ageplay Mind Bottom is a bottom into drone kink The rest I'm having trouble coming up with clever explanations for @Djinnkitty @RoyalPepperElle I'm just not a fan of their style of music. Like that surfer guitar bullshit just annoys me lol @Yumi_Sparkles @ServantoftheFae @Chopin_42 Cute! My fursona's name is Lara and I really need to draw her again sometime. @ExistentialEnso Hell yeah! Well our TV is broken until our new roommates move in tomorrow and replace it with theirs so I might wait until then... "@ExistentialEnso wait no that's later in the month, whew" @ExistentialEnso OH FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED THE DARK CRYSTAL SEQUEL IS OUT TOO I THINK??? @ExistentialEnso Oh Static Cling is the new episode/special? It's out already? "@ExistentialEnso Yeah I think the joke was because she was a cartoonist the Bigheads disowned her kinda? Given that Ed Bighead's clown obsession was an intentional gay allegory, I wonder how far back Rachel's transness was considered?" @hfpoisonwood @LeafTilde That's a good point! I tend to only really hang out with queer people these days so that might explain it lol @RoyalPepperElle you're apparently in the majority with that opinion 😭 @Klezmerstyle pretty much lol @Chopin_42 @ServantoftheFae @Yumi_Sparkles hehehehe yep :3c "@ExistentialEnso I was gonna bring that up! I'm pretty sure they were both filmed on location somewhere in Canada I think? In a way they were sister shows. Once Nickelodeon Studios was opened though, they shut down both shows to save on filming costs. I loved Salute Your Shorts." "@Chopin_42 First one was only for season 1, apparently. Which is only a quarter of the entire series. Most of the time it was the B-52's theme that played." "@ExistentialEnso Yep, same! I watched Hey Dude because the internet didn't exist yet (as far as I knew anyway)" @Fishing4Control I felt so FUCKING powerful when I got my name changed. Deadname doesn't exist! That's not a real person! Hahaha! @Fishing4Control FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAH CONGRATS DOESN'T IT FEEL AWESOME?? :D "@Kaelyrhn They could combine them! I have no issue with B-52 guy saying the show name in and of itself. And both themes have the didgeridoo intro, so that's taken care of lol" BUT THEY BETTER NOT FUCK UP THE INVADER ZIM THEME https://t.co/jFtkM9toEM Anyway my guess is they're probably really proud of the fact that the theme for most of the show (all but the first season) was done by a famous band so I assume the new special will be either that theme song or some sort of remix of it. Oh well! @Kaelyrhn The one with the actual melody is so catchy! They just ripped out the melody in the newer one :/ I also still know the lyrics to Hey Dude despite hating that show. I have a thing with theme songs. "It's just so funny to me because my entire childhood I thought ""Damn they really ruined that theme"" and then 20+ years later I try to recall it off the top of my head and use my adult brain with more music knowledge to make a decent description and it turns out I was right on." I'm being told that was literally the B-52's. Seriously their theme song sucks ass I dunno what else I'm supposed to say lol @Djinnkitty Yes I've just been informed of this. No wonder Nick held onto that theme for most of the show's run. "@ExistentialEnso OMG THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH That theme sucked ass, fuck the B-52's." @ExistentialEnso Oh shit was it actually the B-52's singing? Because I dunno who I'm gonna offend by saying this: Don't much care for them. @Kaelyrhn That was present in both themes. I posted a video for both in the comments of my tweet <3 And here's uhhhhh whatever the fuck this is supposed to be: https://t.co/YewrQUtA8b "If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's the better one that was an actual melodic theme: https://t.co/WFjnObvlbd" "Remember how Rocko's Modern Life had two theme songs, one that was actually melodic and really catchy and then a later one (I think it came after) that sounded like a terrible, boring B-52's knockoff? Anyway I hope the new special has the one that's an actual song." @HRHStarflare Thank YOU for the help! 💕💕💕 "@ServantoftheFae @Yumi_Sparkles Specifically a jackalope, but I don't mind being called just a bun :3" @Yumi_Sparkles heck yea we are @MapleReam g-gosh i mean if it's the only way... >//////> @MapleReam but how??? 🤔 @HRHStarflare In the dream I had trouble finding them. This explanation made me tear up. I think you might be right. "@Klezmerstyle Like, in a plural way?" @ExistentialEnso I've had that dream too! Had a dream I visited some friends from Twitter and I got so lost in their labyrinthine house I started crying. I've never been to their place but I'm pretty sure it's an apartment and it's not at all labyrinthine. No idea what that means. @KittenFemme GOSH. >.> 💕 @PrissyOrcGF I was SO PISSED that girlmode wasn't included in the base game. "@KittenFemme I dunno, probably that kissable tum~" @AdrienneCohea @ChloeAintDead I haven't noticed and I don't think telling Twitter will help but I don't mind if you wanna let them know @KittenFemme heck 👀💦 @FrigidElfChild Those are some very big words for someone your age! @quatoria @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton @PwtyPrncss I've noticed some thigh growth FINALLY after two years on HRT and uhhhhh it's real great >.> @quatoria PLEASE my natural hair color is DIRTY blonde @quatoria @persenche @PrissyOrcGF https://t.co/oPuxgrC5cG @quatoria @DongsJ @PrissyOrcGF *Googles* Nope "@quatoria @persenche @PrissyOrcGF same except i was very, very open with every thought i had :V" "@quatoria @milnerwords @PrissyOrcGF I'm terrified of needles but I had Mistress poke butt with it and while it does hurt while it's in there, it's bearable for me. However, there are two wolves inside of me. One is a painslut, the other is terrified of pain. So your mileage may vary, I dunno >.>" @quatoria :3c @quatoria @DongsJ @PrissyOrcGF Yeah my liver made sure to keep HRT from having its full effect. I'm kinda expecting Puberty 2.5 at this point. "turning in my trans card, brb" OMG I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT THINKING OF THIS ONE WTF https://t.co/N4jE1TAafD "@PrissyOrcGF @quatoria I mean I've only had one and I'm told with weekly injections, your levels level out enough that you don't get the smae kind of jolt of girlyness that I experienced last Sunday. Buuuuut I have heard that the hornyness right after, sometimes for days, can be a continuing thing >.>" "Save yourself some stress! Wachowski doesn't have a T! They aren't watches, they're skipping tea time, whatever brain trick you need to avoid this!" "It's isn't like, the BIGGEST insult to the Wachowskis or anything. That was when y'all canceled Sense8. I'm (mostly) past that. But like, Stranger Things is on Bluray. Give us the best thing the Wachoskis ever made, THEN we can have cute threads about their lesser seen movies." "just gonna say fuuuuuuUUUUUCK Google for suggesting ""brothers"" whenever I re-check if Wachowski has a T in it" "@quatoria Yeeeeeep >.> My injection day is Sunday, so I've cooled off quite a bit but I'm excited for round two lol Come to think of it, I think it was yesterday I saw you liking all my tweets about how estrogen horny I was? :P" "Yes, us queers are on the same wavelength as a movie made by fellow queers, it's all true. Now please release Sense8 on Bluray." "@quatoria (not to use asexuality as a thing you can sometimes have, but I have debated whether or not I am for years now. It's hard to sort out)" "@quatoria I dunno but I got that too x.x I wasn't super ace beforehand, but I think it was Callie who coined the phrase ""not horny on main, but perverted on main."" Like I was mostly talk? Sex itself was just, eh. Most days. But days after my first injection and uhhhhhhh need cuties >.>" My tweet talking about how much transmed ideology kept me in the closet for over a decade is now at early 900 retweets and 3.3k likes. I'd love to see a transmedicalist's tweet get those kind of numbers lol You fuckers are in the minority. I'd recommend growing the fuck up. "@drivinallnight So it's less doctors screwing it up and more trans people who don't yet know they're trans feeling like they're not even allowed to talk to a doctor about this, because shitty gatekeeping trans people have given them a false perception of what's required to be trans." "@drivinallnight Transmedicalists are trans people that go by an outdated form of diagnosing and treating trans people. Most doctors and therapists specializing in this in the developed world have a much wider definition of gender dysphoria that includes EVERYONE, thankfully." "@ThatQueenMab I didn't have genital dysphoria until after I started HRT too! I think once my body had the hormones of a woman, it could see more clearly that my junk was ""wrong"" so to speak." @QueerGirlEmilie @ayyy_vuh @selahmorrigan Indeed it is. "@JuniperTheSloth @lrjcsmmt My mom got me a sex ed book when it was time for me to learn that stuff. I read the girl's section multiple times. Boy's section? Maybe once, lol." @AdrienneCohea @ChloeAintDead Some of my tweets? Raise it with who? @ACrimsonSun SO CUTE @BoringNerdyKate plz 😭 @doublegearsys heck only one number off from your favorite final fantasy :P why yes i do @DarkTyrannosaur I think that's how it works for a lot of people. My voice confuses folks too. "This was really early in my transition, too. Like a couple months on HRT and had no real way to express my gender in my work uniform other than growing my hair out. Apparently I got to semi-androgynous fairly quickly? It sure as hell was a mood boost at the time." "It was the cutest thing ever because when I said ""No"" to the question, ""Are you a boy?"" that kid then turned to the other and shouted ""I TOLD YOU!!""" wanna get high and cuddle someone tbh @SoftKittenJen I'm okay enough 💕 [cw drugs] feeling pretty sad tonight but i'm gonna turn that CRY into HIGH @Bieeanshee YUP SAME AND THE SECOND TIME JUST NOT THE THIRD "@Notactuallysmol I read it as ""goth clowns"" but yeah It's actually ""cloth gowns"" I can't believe it" (seriously read it again those letters fucking CHANGED I TELL YA) shit like this makes me legitimately wonder if i have actual dyslexia wtf @totallyhealthie That's... a really good point. Wow. Thank you. But it's enough money that my negligence has caused real harm to my brother and I don't blame him for being angry. "I hate sharing the inheritance thing because like, a few months ago I didn't even know that relative existed. In case y'all start assuming I'm rich: My portion of the money I'm splitting with like 20 other relatives will be enough for my breast augmentation. That's it." @QuinntoBean gosh i sure am 😍 @kerrizor Yes and no. She's definitely taken it to a new extreme. My brother needs that money. It's been nearly 3 years since he's spoken to me and now he has another reason to hate me. Found out my procrastinating on calling the Alabaman lawyer's office that's handling the estate of my late rich aunt I never heard of has had a direct affect on my brother. It's taking me longer to confirm everything with them as they only have my mom's address. "So like, that's transphobia, but it's not ""I don't believe trans people are a real thing and I consciously deny your gender."" You know?" "My mom for example is still angry at me for being snippy with her when she put ""KM [lastname]"" on a package she sent me. That's all it was. I was really sarcastic in text form That was enough for her to question if I wanted her in my life anymore and be short with me since then" "I think my birth family just hates me. Like there are a ton of caveats. It's not just the simple story of ""my family is transphobic, fill in the rest."" It's like they found a bunch of reasons other than my queerness to hate me. It's complicated. And I hate it." "@ExistentialEnso does jaden here know there are many white male queers like obviously not the most important part to highlight, i just find the implication rather telling" "@Chopin_42 I mean, don't make any concrete plans until I finalize my plans if my attending is gonna be a big reason to go for you >.> I'll let you know if I decide to go for sure :3" "Anyway, come to TrotCon (I would love to come back next year! It's been too long 💕)" "@MushiKachi And that's not to say that if you're not sure if this is something you want, that means you're not trans. I'm just explaining as best as I can how I came to understand my gender. If you're curious about this stuff, you are trans enough." "@MushiKachi Being a woman can mean a lot of things to a lot of people. For me it's where I'm most comfortable existing as a person. Before I tried living as a woman, it was something I knew I really wanted. Even if I was worried I would never pass or whatever, my ideal self was female." "@MushiKachi You won't really know until you try. Transitioning and especially HRT can make changes you'd never believe before you try it. Cis people don't worry about this kind of thing. If you're considering it at all, you're trans enough. I promise." "@d_m_elms I mean sounds like I'll have an easy time seeing everything I want to see when I finally get a chance to go! Their main attraction isn't open yet, though. Hard to judge success just yet." "@Jesin00 @dreamsofskies @Mikah7718 @hidingintrees @stefsanjati If HRT is right for you, you'll likely feel positive effects before any permanent changes happen. I felt way better only a month into it." @Jesin00 @dreamsofskies @Mikah7718 @hidingintrees @stefsanjati I can't tell you that. Only you can tell you that. I would recommend researching the kind of changes HRT could have on a body like yours and making your decision based on that. "@vexwerewolf Self-medding is valid regardless, but yeah, it's a super common thing a lot of us have to do." @Jesin00 @dreamsofskies @Mikah7718 @hidingintrees @stefsanjati You can be agender and go on HRT if you want. "@PurplesparkSt I don't remember following you, but I'm happy to follow back regardless <3" @Oof_Cursed @TgirlYummy @punishedgaycat @Fishing4Control @LucyDoyle_1997 @DatTransChick Blocked! Thank you. @StebMcDreb @LeafTilde it's really the best sapphic sex in general is just heck @QuinntoBean @JoannaFearless I HAD THAT SAME MOMENT LOL @Chopin_42 @LeafTilde that would only increase the gay so sure :3 @LeafTilde for science! extremely gay science! @LeafTilde what if the cutie also started grinding tho? asking for a friend >.> "@surfercarrots @sillygaymiria I guess it must have been Starscream, then!" "@dreamsofskies @Mikah7718 @hidingintrees @stefsanjati That was absolutely true for me. Indifference is a good word for it. Didn't understand why guys cared about size, for instance. I figured mine was probably on the smaller side but it didn't bother me." @RAFamilyOffice @ExistentialEnso Helping folks with gender stuff is something I love doing. You're not a pest at all. I'm happy to help 💕 @PrissyOrcGF @gwen_no_fear it's light red :V "@nonclumpingltr You're so, so welcome! I'm glad it's helped 💕" @AnxietySong Heck yeah congrats! @PrissyOrcGF heck. 💦 @StebMcDreb hheck your hot too >.> @StebMcDreb dfghgfdhhh 👀💦 "@RAFamilyOffice @ExistentialEnso Transitioning was one of the scariest things I've had to do, but it was also the best thing that's ever happened to me. It's worth it." "@QuinntoBean @JoannaFearless fuck, the mystery of ""why are men"" finally makes sense in the why i'm asking it part" @jericmason I actually decided to transition because of a dream! I dreamed I met a trans woman and tearfully asked her how she found the strength to transition. I woke up from that dream and knew I had to start transitioning. @Deirdraccoon @CallMeCadejo I had gynecomastia too! It's definitely been something of a blessing in hindsight lol "@itsviviactually Yeeeeep and it was so scary for me when I started to feel the kind of dysphoria I had been hearing about since childhood that I thought I didn't have. ""Is my brain just faking this now so I'll feel like I fit in?"" No, our brains just need something to compare it to." "@QuestForTori @MOOMANiBE I USED TO SHAVE BLIND IN THE SHOWER TOO OMG Like, before the beard? Totally my preferred method. Wild." "@itsaddis Yeah, I'm definitely a proponent of the idea that you don't need dysphoria to be trans. But the caveat for me will always be that the usual shorthand definition of dysphoria is too limiting. The end result regardless for me is to let everyone in." "@QuestForTori YEAH THE MENTAL SELF-IMAGE THING SO IMPORTANT TOO I not only like how I look, I KNOW what I look like. I look like ME, where I didn't before." @MOOMANiBE @QuestForTori Gosh that might have been part of it for me too. @artofvern You're trans enough. I promise. "@QuestForTori I grew a big old beard in my latter egg days. Consciously it was because I wanting *something* memorable or interesting about my face, but I suspect subconsciously it was to hide my face. I didn't consciously avoid mirrors but I so rarely used them. It's only clear looking back." "@itsaddis Only if you don't want to. For me, given what I've learned about everything that gender dysphoria can encompass, I can look back and retcon in that I had dysphoria and a lot of stuff makes way more sense. But that's not a requirement by any means." "@vexwerewolf @lrjcsmmt Yeah I remember you mentioning that. But like I said, even if you rediscover some of them, kinks aren't a disqualifier for being trans. Even the really gender-flavored kinks, lol" "@LunaLazuli2 @ShoshannaJostar The ""always knew"" narrative is really frustrating. Because like, in a way, I always knew! And also, I didn't really KNOW until I was 29. Both are true. Neither on their own encompasses everything. But the language we use to describe this is frustratingly limited." @vexwerewolf @lrjcsmmt It's a reeeeeaaaally common kink we often have and some of us even rediscover once we transitioned enough lol @AutomatonRaven gosh >.> This. This this this. My eggs years were 100% this. "@plainoldchair Talking about this will help. I'm gonna follow you so you can DM me any time, okay?" @AutomatonRaven heck ur cute :3 "@plainoldchair Transitioning is a scary thing, for sure. But it's also the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I know that's true for most trans people." @KorpsPropaganda mooooooood i was so bummed our that i couldn't get pregnant from an early age :/ @plainoldchair Gotcha! I assumed you were doubting your transness I guess? Sorry. Yeah language around this stuff is incredibly frustrating. I find myself explaining my experience in ways that I know for egg me gave me the complete wrong impression but words are limited. "@plainoldchair You're valid and still trans, though. I'm not sure if you're saying there's still doubt about that, but there shouldn't be. Apologies if I was misunderstanding your intent there. If no pep talk was needed, my bad, heh" @wit0bit I've been getting comments and quote tweets all day saying the same thing. I retweeted a lot of the quote tweets if you want to see even more people who share your experience 💕 "@gaaran00b @LeafTilde I think you'll find you feel better on HRT. That's how it was for me a few weeks in. I could FEEL the difference. It was like I could finally breathe. If you desire the changes HRT can bring at all, you're trans enough." "@plainoldchair You don't have to call your journey ""transition"" if you feel it doesn't fit, but if you're not the gender you were assigned at birth, you're not cis. You're trans." "@plainoldchair I've never once operated on the assumption that a trans person is for sure going to start HRT or get GRS. I ask them about that first, assuming it ever comes up." "@plainoldchair Trans people in general don't really have the kind of strict definition of transition that you seem to think they do. Yes there are transmedicalists who do, and it sucks that they're around, but they're the minority." "@plainoldchair Transition starts at saying ""I'm transitioning."" Sorry you've felt alienated. I want you to know that you're definitely, without question, one of us (if that's something you even want, of course)." "@plainoldchair Like when talking about HRT, I'll often just talk about my experience with it and how much I needed it, or if I'm talking about someone else, I might say something like ""If you think HRT would be right for you"" or just say ""transition"" and mean it in a general sense." "@plainoldchair There is definitely an assumption of medical transition by a lot of us because it's a very common desire for trans people, but just as many of us do take care to use careful language around that stuff." "@plainoldchair That's dysphoria. You're trans, and you should probably transition if you haven't started already. Your experience is valid and really common. Your contribution to the discourse (assuming you wanted to contribute), would be welcomed and appreciated." @Tazildayah I felt the same way. Complete apathy for years. "@plainoldchair It's entirely possible you won't realize how dysphoric (again, back to the limited definition) you feel until you start the process of transitioning. That's really, really common. But you also might not be dysphoric at all. That's okay too. Bodily autonomy is what matters here." "@plainoldchair That's why I talk about the ""limited"" definition of dysphoria. Because the full definition includes things like wanting to be a different gender than the one you were assigned. But we all are kinda forced to use the limited definition for easy shorthand. It's annoying." "@plainoldchair That was literally me just 3 years ago. If you want to be another gender than the one you were assigned at birth, that's a recognized form of gender dysphoria (like, go to a therapist and tell them that, that'll check one of the boxes), and you are absolutely trans." "Retweeting everyone who quote tweets that thread with some variation of ""This was my experience too"" so that if a transmed does try to argue with me, I can just direct them to my profile page for proof that their ideology actively hurts us." "@LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn we're allowed up to 3% diaper content can'r filter it ALL out, after all >.>" I am Too Online "If you like my tweets, check that you're following me! I keep hearing about folks who thought they were already following me only to realize they weren't. It's like, thanks Twitter algorithm, but also wtf lol" @ValnarDragoness You're still trans. @RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol LOL I get that a lot >.< I'm kinda extremely online >.> "@RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol (It's cool if you just want to follow my little account and not my main, I'm just wondering how you mean it's been a while of you following?)" "@RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol I try my best to keep the accounts kinda separate, but I know reminding people that it's me can be helpful. I'm not just a faceless pink kitty plushie lol You say you've been following ""this account"" for a while but I only just got the follow notification on my little account?" @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps Kathryn's Main: Everything But Diapers™ "@DongsJ I mean, I'm sure PART of the reason is how cute I am :3c" @RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol (thank you for the followback! >w<) "Also it gets me more followers, lol Btw to my new followers: It's MOSTLY just kinky/horny on here. Sometimes important trans topics, usually less important trans/gay thirst :V" I always forget how popular those tweets simply reminding people of truths about being trans can get. I have to keep reminding myself to talk about older topics I've gone over months/years ago because some of those messages need to be shared often. "@Bastetris The last traces of doubt that I was trans disappeared for me a month into HRT. I felt *so good* that I knew I had to be a trans girl. Men don't like having their T lowered and their E increased, lol. It was proof positive." "@Notactuallysmol @RebeccaCuddles The trans community is really quite welcoming, in my experience. Having access to this community, particularly through Twitter, has really, really helped with my transition 💕" @DarkTyrannosaur *offers hugs* it sucks so much :/ "@MxBdUnicorn That too! There's always soooooo much bullshit to go over with transmedicalist ideology. But in my case? I KNEW I wanted a vaginoplasty. I would FANTASIZE about it, even though I still thought I wasn't really trans. That's how much that ideology fucked me up." @RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol I came out just a few months before he was elected D: "@RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol I totally get that, lol. There's a reason I say ""lowkey little on main"" in my pinned tweet. (I just keep stuff liiiiiike padding on my other account: @ smol ktty kat) I think I'll follow you on this account too tho :3" "The earliest I can remember wanting to be a girl is around age 12, but I knew about trans people, HRT, vaginoplasties and even *trans lesbians* by 18. I say it took 11 years because I had all the pieces I needed by age 18. It was gatekeeping ideology that kept the truth from me." @RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol Thank you sharing your story 💕 "@RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol From about ages 11 to 18 I would have huge sobbing panic attacks *every single morning* before school. I was terrified of going. But it wasn't a bully, or a mean teacher, or the schoolwork, or anything tangible that seemed to be causing it. Looking back, it was dysphoria." @RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol I'm really glad you finally figured it out 💕💕💕 @doublegearsys For me about a month into HRT the fog lifted and I felt like I could finally BREATHE after 29 years "@RebeccaCuddles @Notactuallysmol Dysphoria can often hide itself from us really well. If you grow up thinking all this is just how ""normal"" people feel, it's hard to recognize it as a problem or even feel it most of the time (btw I follow you on my little account and it's nice to see you in my notification! :3)" "There are a number of important reasons transmedicalism hurts us as trans people, but I think the silliest one is that the ideology expects dysphoric eggs to have an understanding of gender dysphoria/euphoria before they even hatch, just so we can keep out the ""fakers""" "But because I never once thought ""I hate being/looking like a boy"" until AFTER I let myself taste some gender EUPHORIA (which was only after I was convinced I was allowed to be trans), transmedicalist gatekeeping kept me in the closet." "But I like to use myself as an example because I'm someone the transmedicalists would claim they're trying to protect. I mark all the boxes! I'm a binary trans woman, I got an official diagnosis of gender dysphoria from a therapist, got my hormones through an endo, etc etc" "Under the limited definition of dysphoria most people use (basically focusing on the ""discomfort"" part of living in your assigned gender), you don't need dysphoria to be trans. Truly." "Friendly reminder that often trans eggs don't have a fully realized understanding of all the ways dysphoria might be fucking with them, and telling them that dysphoria is a prerequisite for being trans just needlessly keeps them in the closet for longer. For me it was *11 years*" @Kaelyrhn 👀 "@BonnieMakes LISTEN," @Trancister fghdhfjghhh hi 👀 @xychelsea Your strength and courage are inspiring! You got this 💕 @Chopin_42 👀👀👀💦💦💦🦎🦎🦎 @Chopin_42 👀👀👀 @StebMcDreb 👀 @StebMcDreb hheck yes plz 👀 you ever just crush on a girl @BonnieMakes (hot~) @BonnieMakes GOSH AND HECK @BonnieMakes 👀👅 "@MOOMANiBE My girlfriends and I like to call that ""lesbian problems""" @BonnieMakes sounds low-key drone kink C*ke remix machine error'd mid-pour and I don't even know what flavor this is https://t.co/ITHEF27h1S @BonnieMakes nice! :3 @LambChopInPamps i should not be trusted with Clout @DarkTyrannosaur @queerops same every part of that description >/////< i'm told it's really cute >.> "alright after like 50 selfie attempts, I'll settle for looking silly if I can't look sexy https://t.co/ej58t9A1fx" @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur SUCH bullying D:< @DarkTyrannosaur wow call me out why don't you @Fishing4Control I have like a handful of ideas for stuff like that but it's not enough to justify the work it would take I feel given how shitty they'd be lol @arancaytar IT REALLY IS AND THEY JUST RANDOMLY GOT THAT ONE "@trgrrl try not to, that's what the weed's for" @BonnieMakes hehehe sounds like a fun night's ahead of you :3c "@Calliethulhu @NSalamanderFW I mean to be fair I don't post to it SUPER often, but I've been in a mood the last couple days >.>" "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I'm in the weird place where I'd really love FFS, but I don't have any fixes in mind other than maybe lowering my hairline. I almost want a FFS surgeon to like, sell me on ways to look more femme, and that feels like I'm doing it for the wrong reason at that point? I dunno." great time to remind folks I have an AD account 👀 @NSalamanderFW pictured: *tragically* empty fuck hole https://t.co/BkWbxbZq25 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I'm basically doing the same thing minus the FFS part. Next summer will be 3 years on HRT and that's as long as I'm willing to wait lol @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf SAAAAAAME on track for getting them done next year if everything goes well :3 "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I mean, that's often what happens when you're a trans girl :/ Not just big chests, but our tits are further apart." "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf If it fits better, go with that I guess! This is all still pretty new to me, I just had personal success with that calculator." @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf Oh also! The best part! Most bras are padded so it really fills out your curves :3 "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf What I did was I took that measurement and went to Torrid (since they make stuff for bigger girls) and tried on a bra there. Fit really well. Proper underwire bras are expensive, but I'm still using the one I got back in December." @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I mean I think you look hot af "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf Ds look smaller on larger chests, tho I recommend the measurement guide on r/abrathatfits" "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf Oh I'm talking about getting breast augmentation, personally. I doubt I'll get bigger than a D on just HRT. At a 44C currently! Should really measure again tho as I've lost some weight..." @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf My goal is Es for sure >:3 Our new roommates/additions to our queer family are arriving on Saturday and I couldn't be more excited! 💕💕💕 @boomermode @lucashoal @vexwerewolf fghgjjjkhhhh >///////< @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur all trans girl deserve the size of tiddies that best suit them imo @Tricliniangry @Calliethulhu almost sounds like a threat D: "the ""omg we both had rings ready"" sapphic marriage proposal is literally the best thing ever" @DarkTyrannosaur hhheck you are cute >/////> 💦 @softgirlrobin the struggle is real @hfpoisonwood Same! @Calliethulhu IT'S THE MOST CHARMING HOW DARE D:< @Tricliniangry @Calliethulhu smoke is in fact green "keysmashing for me is basically just ""I wish I had something more clever to say to continue this flirting, but here's the closest possible thing I can construct to give you some idea of just how flustered I am rn""" @KatiKnitt I KNOW I'M SO EXCITED I LOVED THAT SHOW AS A KID "(ps while we're on the subject, a Hey Arnold character should be trans if we ever visit those characters again)" "@pixeljadeart I wanted to be an animator as a kid. Even though that went nowhere, I am still an artist and regardless I feel connected to Rachel because of that 💕" "@VerafiedBabe Again it's been many years, but as I recall, Ed is kind of a Hank Hill-like character. Often he's a grumpy asshole, but he has a heart that he shows occasionally. He's like a proto-Squidward" "Rachel was always trans in the same way I was. She has a deadname now, she can be misgendered when talking about older episodes. That will always be connected to this 90's franchise forever now." "I don't know how many kids are going to watch this on Netflix. Probably more than I think, but this movie exists more as a nostalgic return for 90's kids, I think. But even as a treat for 30-somethings, I think this sends a powerful message. Trans kids existed in the 90's." @LucyDoyle_1997 I WATCHED THIS SHOW SO MUCH AS A KID AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER WE BOTH TRANSITIONED SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER I LOVE IT 😭😭😭 "It's been many years, but I recall Rachel was an animator? It's really wild to think a character I watched on a cartoon as a kid has transitioned since I last saw her too. That's really special." @surfercarrots @sillygaymiria (I was gonna ask what Transformer that was but the pic is gone 👀) @AzazelAfterDark Don't fully understand why that first bit is bad news... 🤔 @Kaelyrhn i'll be the best at cameraing!! :D @vexwerewolf I'm TransSalamander on both~ (on Discord just add #4439~) kinda wanna get into writing smut again i should not be trusted with a camera "aw hell yea i even got that toilet thing in the frame 🚽 was going for the best lighting, but this is even funnier" "@Notactuallysmol @vexwerewolf gosh that sounds like a fun, gay time~" "@vexwerewolf I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT OH NO D: I meant it as a statement, but tbh as a question it sounds pretty fun too 🤔" "@norintha @SharpestGirl I know, but specifically the phrase ""gaping dragon expansion"" sounds like furry smut" @Chopin_42 doesn't it tho??? hecked up there isn't one for me to choke on rn D:< brb gonna go feed the alpacas feel free to thirst while I'm gone~ bathroom selfie because I had to capture how suddenly cute I felt mid-hair brushing imo ✨ https://t.co/FEo5mUi4vN @SharpestGirl omg @norintha does yours say this on the box how have we never turned this into sweet likes & retweets yet @Calliethulhu YEA I NOTICED THAT IT'S REAL WEIRD oh my god obstagoon is going to be the birth of so many new fursonas isn't it "i don't care about no more national dex, i want that fucking weezing" okay i'm pro-sword/shield again "@BonnieMakes @Skyroneous I mean, unless you WANT to get sweaty" @BonnieMakes @Skyroneous Very rarely get sweaty days up here :3 @Skyroneous @BonnieMakes https://t.co/fNca8G3gFg you could just choke me on your girldick is what i'm saying "@Potatopolitics I'm 32 and about a week ago I randomly thought I was in my late 30's for a solid several seconds. What even if time anymore, I dunno" [cw drugs] me: hey maybe finally that estrogen horny has leveled out me after waking up and getting some weed in me: false "new day, urge hasn't lifted can i get some help here" "@TrotCon basically, ur trotcon" wanna suck dick @sillygaymiria TELL YOUR PARTNER THEY'RE SUPER COOL @sillygaymiria (I didn't know you collected Transformers!! :O) @SpaceValien hhhhheck yes plz 👀💕💦 @BonnieMakes 👀👀👀 plz "that's it, that's the tweet" slutty on main @Calliethulhu gonna fly over there in person and then we'll see how cute I am D:< @Calliethulhu hhhhgg very blushy and melty atm >////< @DevourerRose I'm accepting DMs now if you prefer~ @PersephoneHime both those sound good tbh @Calliethulhu Callie I wanna be lewd with you plz 😭 @Calliethulhu kissable too 😘 @Calliethulhu very cute and gropable imo 👀💦 @deathpigeon D:< @deathpigeon YOU REGRESSED ME THIS IS YOUR FAULT @DevourerRose heck >/////> @deathpigeon okay whatever I'm 2 and a half!! @deathpigeon it's a lotta numbers i dunno @deathpigeon i'm like two and half Vikky D:< @deathpigeon can't believe you didn't go with 32 months *huffs* @deathpigeon NNNO @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf gosh good idea >////> @deathpigeon NO D:< I'M 32 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf oh no but good girls don't cum!! @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf heck you're making me all meltyyy *whines* >/////< to all you cuties in my DMs: I'm saving DMs for when we're done with errands today DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS HORNT >////< @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf HHHEEEEECK PLZ x.x @LeafTilde @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf maybe half a bite sized Snickers... @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf gosh you're right guess we'll have to settle for patheticly grinding against each other~ TOO HORNT SEND CUTIES @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf hhhhgg >/////> y-you're right... @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf *nods* it's where your pathetic clit belongs~ @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf gosh we might be tied for smallest girldick~ that thing's a clit at best lol @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf omg it's so cute and pathetic!!! 😘 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf might have to compare them side by side 🤔 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf hhhh mine's really tiny... but it can't beat how small yours is :P "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf yep! everyone will know your girldick is nothing but a leaky faucet, best mocked and ignored~" @FrigidElfChild @TimonicWulfgar yeah can you pick up some cookies @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf gosh that'll be such an improvement! way better for your embarrassing excuse for a girldick~ "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf I mean, I bet your juices taste nice but there's no way it'd satisfy my oral fixation lol" "@upandoutcomic Getting out the words ""I'm pretty sure I'm transgender"" was so hard for me. And yeah, same situation. Therapist knew what I was there for." @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf awwwww I would try to tell you it's no big deal but I might be laughing too hard tbh 🤣 "@DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf probably not! it'd be cute to watch you try, though~" @bunnarchist (saving my DMs for when I get home 😘) @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf yeah the thought of you topping with that thing is ridiculous 💕 @bunnarchist 👀👀👀 💦 "Pretty sure he's queer too. Queer solidarity, especially from cis queers, makes me so happy 💕" The nurse here at the clinic Jen's appointment is at actually warned us that our next appointment (they require 2 appointments b/c they can't prescribe meds on the first one) might be with a transphobe so he's looking into if we need to reschedule with one of the better doctors. @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf just y'know maybe I can get railed too? 👀💦 @DarkTyrannosaur @TheNDqueerelf hhhhgg I'd get permission from Mistress first but that sounds really nice x.x "if y'all ever visit the ranch and wanna have fun, just stop by near injection day I guess >/////>" @Kaelyrhn plz~ 💦 estrogen horny is a trip goddamn @Chopin_42 we'd love to have you~ @PersephoneHime 😘😘😘😘 @DarkTyrannosaur gosh plz 💕💕💕 @Kaelyrhn who indeed 👀👀👀👀 @Chopin_42 plz 😭💦 @DarkTyrannosaur followed by lots of kissing and sucking I presume? @DarkTyrannosaur hhhhhhg plz 😭💕💦 @Fishing4Control For the longest time I thought you were in your mid 20's at the youngest @PixelAranel Heck. 👀💦 @CelticAnarchy i feel so seen @RoyalPepperElle 👀👀👀 @ServantoftheFae I mean I was in a foursome last June but it's still too long imo >.> need to do lewd gay things with other queers plz @bunnarchist gosh please do big sis~ 💦 @bunnarchist 👀👀👀 @DarkTyrannosaur gosh maybe when I get home >////> @DarkTyrannosaur my girldick is still pretty small! it's pathetic too!! @DarkTyrannosaur aaaaaaaaa I need it so bad 😭 @Kaelyrhn Yeah :/ @DarkTyrannosaur UGH I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE "@Kaelyrhn Not weird at all! I guess it's kinda obvious in hindsight lol I get a lot of girls crushing on me >.> But yes, making out would be VERY awesome :3" anyway where are we at with the 30-50 feral gays having their way with me today's gonna be hornier on main it's like horny on main but turned to 11 @Kaelyrhn well I think you're cute! it'd be fun to make out imo 😘 "@Kaelyrhn I dunno if you're aware, but I happen to be really gay~" @Kaelyrhn I know I would~ 😘 @BonnieMakes :P @Kaelyrhn Heck! :3 @notCursedE love how they seriously think they can tell us the decades of our history when we were required to go full stealth to survive were literally impossible @BonnieMakes anything to help a friend~ :3 @BonnieMakes gosh yes please~ @BonnieMakes (plzzzz) @BonnieMakes 👀👀👀 @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn >.> @Kaelyrhn D:< imma big girl Honestly normally folks just avoid gendered language around me so it had been a while since I heard that. It's so nice 💕 "Got ""ladies"" in the drive thru with Jen 💕" @TheNDqueerelf @DarkTyrannosaur gosh >//////> @delila_cain https://t.co/Pub5ozmsio @Chopin_42 IT'S REALLY GAY GOSH "@okbillybunny I had that too! I seriously might've started with B cups, no joke! I feel remarkably lucky 💕" @TheNDqueerelf IT'S SO GOOD I LOVE IT AND WANT MORE 😭😭😭 BONUS TIDDIES THAT ARE SADLY GOING UNGROPED 😭😭😭 https://t.co/DSKIJGCjan GOSH I'm feeling cute and gay today~ 💕✨ https://t.co/lPpnXNfBU5 "@StebMcDreb yeah it was hard to notice the change, i was kinda used to just ignoring it as Boy Fat but now... >.>" the squish softness of a girl's body really helps tbh like sitting down they just squish so much it's actually really nice >.> "much like with my tiddies before them, I already had kinda thicc thighs going into HRT and I'm only just noticing how thicc they've gotten some starting..." @Lewd_Dolly heck 👀💦 @ServantoftheFae It's a comment from my friend @Kate_Bunni talking how hard the video made her laugh Sorry x.x "@Lewd_Dolly I'm a 44C. I'm pretty sure I'm still growing, but I'm getting breast augmentation next year for sure regardless." @Lewd_Dolly i'd be a J cup for sure "@Clockwork_ASM I always love Luigi color swap characters, you know? Aesthetically I love Carnage." "oh and like everyone's horny for venom everyone that's a powerful thing y'all got there, use it" Lean into the camp your fans ate up and you'll be good. @PixelAranel basically my exact thoughts @PrissyOrcGF GOALS TBH @PrissyOrcGF The forked tongue really accentuates that name tbh *nods* @GwenStarlight i was SO JEALOUS of lesbians growing up turns out there was a reason for that... it really does feel like an unbelievable dream come true that i'm just allowed to be that now :3 "@Calliethulhu I'm gonna visit one day. Really hoping your country is uhhhh in one piece when I do. I worry about this more than a lot of Americans, I suspect." @emuchaton the lower case of the letters plus the flame motif really sells the gag this is successful art @Calliethulhu you're extremely sexy and fuck the atlantic ocean t b h D:< being a gay girl rocks so hard??? @Calliethulhu would love to feel your curves too tbh :3c But who's counting lol >.> "Oh! Today's Tuesday! You know what that means, right? 17 weeks left until my vaginoplasty, to the day :3" @CollaredUpKit @FairyKnightGwen gosh thank u got poked with estrogen on sunday and i'm still kinda hornt >.> would love to return the favor too~ "@CollaredUpKit @FairyKnightGwen oh gosh thank you! but i meant like, you could grope me >////////>" "Kazooie's an anarchist, Banjo's a Liberal Dating is never a good idea for them I could keep going with this headcanon" "I feel like Banjo's main question in that moment would be if he should call the cops first, to which Kazooie would say FUCK no" @GwenStarlight @Tricliniangry @AutomatonRaven the first time i got mansplained to i felt CONFLICTED "@CollaredUpKit @FairyKnightGwen heck that'd be nice! also like, groping too if you were into that >.>" Tie between that and: I think my bitchy neighbor kidnapped my (25M) little sister (12F) and so I'm off go get her back with my roommate/on-again-off-again-GF (25F) (Not sure how to make that a relationship question/any kind of question tho lol) "@CollaredUpKit @FairyKnightGwen omg that's SO allowed gosh! worst part is is this is just over the internet, heck >////<" "@GwenStarlight @Tricliniangry @AutomatonRaven can also come up when you experience misogyny we get so many of those ""not sure if i should love or hate this"" moments as transfemmes 🙃" I (10M) was looking for my ex (??F) in this enchanted forest when some forest imp (??M) stole my horse and now I'm really lost??? HELP Gender euphoria in my notifications on one account Little euphoria in my notifications on another account gosh y'all i got stuff to do todaaayyyyy >.< "@CollaredUpKit @FairyKnightGwen I know all to well the pleasure of knowing you're bottomy-est bottom~ Don't worry, bottoms can be ""toppy"" just by bein brats to other bottoms, it's fun! :3" "@CollaredUpKit Yup! See, you already understand your place :3" @Tricliniangry @AutomatonRaven but WOW GOSH the word delicate gave me the gender euphoria feels thanks @Tricliniangry @AutomatonRaven The biggest surprise for me was specifically how much my wrists feel weaker and look thinner (and how much force I could put on my wrists even when doing heavy stuff that didn't seem to involve them much). It's that perfect combination of gender euphoria and frustration~ "@CollaredUpKit who says you even need to cum, cutie? 😘" @DanaGoblin @Kaelyrhn @TheCatMom Heck. D:< @Kaelyrhn @DanaGoblin @TheCatMom bulying >.> @DanaGoblin @TheCatMom @Kaelyrhn nnnnNNOO im just less littele D:< @DanaGoblin @TheCatMom @Kaelyrhn it's right there this is my main @julesprom Mood. @TheCatMom @DanaGoblin @Kaelyrhn fdghdf dhhf dfhnannn YESSS D:< @FOURLUNG HRT rocks so hard @LuciferLilac @DarkTyrannosaur HECKING. GOSH. 😍😍😍 @Kaelyrhn uwu same to you tho~ @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/0SEJDnk2Xu @Kaelyrhn been one for almost 20 years thanks :P @Notactuallysmol @DanaGoblin @Kaelyrhn am bab *nods* @Kaelyrhn in this moment i've never been furrier "@DanaGoblin my account is 100% taking the piss except like, literally" @lumpen_rose VALID "@DanaGoblin @Kaelyrhn how slanderous when have i ever been ""little on main""" @Kaelyrhn *snoof* :333 @Kaelyrhn SNIFF PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY honestly the kokiri just get to be seed people now without anyone caring too much we got rito and zora living together without mass hysteria twili should just be imps now @DanaGoblin i'm trying to chase them off and nothing is working "I think my ideal Zelda game would be: - Aesthetic of Wind Waker - Character depth of Majora's Mask (with comparable quest lines to get to know them) - Midna is in it, imp form only - Like the Twili are just imps now it's fine don't think too hard about it" "@TimonicWulfgar I will say that I like TP's aesthetic more than Skyward Sword's. It really felt like they just went ""What if we put a shitty, grainy Wind Waker skin over Twilight Princess?"" and I'll never not able to see it as anything else." @tokyo_vamp 100% agree @Sarahbear81 @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/IkXOGc0AEN zelda twilight princess ✅some of the best dungeons in the series ✅some of my favorite bosses ❌don't love the aesthetic ❌first few dungeons are painfully boring ✅best trash goblin princess ✅✅✅seriously can you even believe they followed her up with fucking fi @tiptransformed *huuuuugs* 💕💕💕 "@SoftKittenJen I do tend to keep straight up diaper talk on my little account, to be fair. I try to protect the bigs. But at the same time, I try not to think about how many people I know irl that follow this account lol" i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it how many bogs could the ferals hog if the feral hogs got bogged @tiptransformed Hell yeah! @LambChopInPamps unironically half the reason i do it @SoftKittenJen less confidence more lack of a filter for me tbh :V @DarkTyrannosaur @Kaelyrhn Probably! :D :D :D @Kaelyrhn @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps i am nothing if not a predictable bab "@DarkTyrannosaur @Kaelyrhn oh babe i've already seen and there was ABSOLUTELY a gigglefest, don't worry ;3 it's so pathetic~" @LambChopInPamps @lil_Ally_boo @Kaelyrhn th thank u >////< @Kaelyrhn @lil_Ally_boo @LambChopInPamps they really are >.> @Notactuallysmol @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn I'M BLUSHING A WHOLE LOT THIS IS BULLYING >.< @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn gfdgfgffff m-maybe >.> @DarkTyrannosaur @Kaelyrhn heck my tiny girldick might be bigger than yours tho @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps (I was basically quoting Spongebob since you get up the quote almost perfectly :P) "@DarkTyrannosaur @Kaelyrhn or just like, makeout while getting peed on" @CookieCyboid @JeMaKatArts this is the best use of this meme yet and i hate it @DarkTyrannosaur @Kaelyrhn or MY mouth @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps you've been sminkledorfed! welcome to all my new followers this is pretty much what we do here @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn dhfasgNNNOOO >////> "@Kaelyrhn THEY SURE AS HECK ARE but that's for my OTHER account,,,," "me: *gets 350 followers in like two weeks* me: finally,,,, time to talk about piss," "obviously i'm 10000% okay with cuties who aren't into pee, but i just really, really like how much more i feel like pee is a cute thing to talk about in the kinky, gay circles i run in like, out there kinks being presented as wholesome makes me smile" @akiru_the_wolf mind = blown @EsserZed fair point! @sextoyspolitics i'm eventually gonna get breast augmentation but it's still so frustrating 😭 nothing will ever beat thor calling him a rabbit tho there are canonically asgardian rabbits that brings me such joy @Catgirl_Gaymer 29-49 to go thank u someone in marketing felt extremely clever "y'all ever think about how the trailers for guardians of the galaxy vol 2 had the song fox on the run and like, not even the marketing for that movie got rocket's species right" "bumping this because there is still a mighty need y'all think i'm joking, but" @Leonora_MP Did you? It was the Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction meme that was making the rounds for months "@waitworry i was going to be all ""that's not how that works"" but then again i DID get poked in the left buttcheek 🤔" i swear my injection from yesterday is already causing tit growth but it's only in the left tit if so which doesn't need any more growth dammit right tit needs some love D:< @EsserZed Riker Googling: Can that many hogs per minute actually attack a yard alright meme of the year imo is between jonathan frakes and feral hogs and it's a tight race tbh @DarkTyrannosaur @LeafTilde heck yes!! I knew you mentioned GRS earlier but I wasn't sure what kind you meant cute sexy little nub club! :V @LucyDoyle_1997 i dunno i assume it's like a digimon or something @TeflonMask that sounds pretty hot too tbh! :3 @LeafTilde aaaaaa thank you didn't even realize how nice it'd be to hear that 😭💕💕💕 @LeafTilde gosh if i wasn't already getting my girldick reshaped into a clit >.> @LeafTilde huuuuuuge same gosh tiny cute dicks are so under appreciated @LeafTilde YESSSS it's just that's SO many hogs seriously @FrigidElfChild only 10 billion to go @FrigidElfChild it's only 3 million years @Rory__Walker The rules are that you're not supposed to start without opening credits. Pretty much since Star Wars studios have been just paying the fines I assume. @FrigidElfChild you sound so patient can 30-50 feral gays come have their way with me plz @Fishing4Control this is iron clad I can't argue with this @pekopekoKUMA @FOURLUNG this is Art "@a_alice_nsfw Good to give us a heads up, but I think you're really neat and would LOVE to have you visit :3" @PersephoneHime HELL yes @VNProtag @Calliethulhu best way to break my brain and turn me into a girl puddle is to give me a good Huff t b h just pin me down and suffocate me plz~ being gay rocks my tits if I'm being completely honest I dunno let's hang out and do gay shit like sniff each other or pee on each other or something @flair_of_blair @Calliethulhu People who kept track closer than I did say it can happen as quickly as a month in. "@Calliethulhu HRT also upgraded my appreciation for smells, I feel. Sure as hell wasn't much of a muskslut pre-HRT >.>" @Calliethulhu IT'S SO GOOD CALLIE GIRLS SMELL SO GOOD AND I'M A GIRL IT'S THE BEST 😭😭😭 "@HRHStarflare Yeah we have to protect where we live from wild animals on the ranch too. It's just ""feral hogs"" is an inherently funny phrase to me" @Hypnothulhu omg goth sissy sounds so good omg I can't stop laughing about feral hogs @ShugoWah I laughed so fucking hard omg @flowercrownderg @Notactuallysmol I saw! Thank you uwu @FOURLUNG i audibly gasped @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn (SHHHHHHHHH) "@FrigidElfChild potato IS pretty great, wow" @Fishing4Control legitimately sounds like a fun time tbh "@KatiKnitt It varies as you mentioned, but in general the overall trend seems to be your libido is going to go down. But you can always work with your doctor to balance things out more if that's a major concern for you." @BonnieMakes now when you leave on thursday you can tell google maps to go home! :3 @SatanaKennedy I mean you could try! :V @nyaakat awww heck 💕 @Kaelyrhn @loveydoveypup @LambChopInPamps :O :O :O LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "dont wanna muck stalls today but i will last adult thing i need to do today then for the rest of the day if anyone asks, i'm 3" @PixelAranel @RoyalPepperElle plz @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps (i am sometimes too shhhhh >.>) @loveydoveypup @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn no more naps! cookies for breakfast! @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps dunno what that UTTER SLANDER is about leaky issues tho D:< @Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps goshhh now i just want knee bouncies D:< @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn dssfhHHfgH >///////< ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ᶠᵘⁿ >.> @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn GOT REAL BLUSHY HOPE YOUR HAPPY D:< @kinshisha_T I didn't know YOU were a little! Awesome!!!! 💕💕💕 "@Kaelyrhn @LambChopInPamps yea our attack strategy has some recognizable flaws, i'm big enough to admit that >.>" @LambChopInPamps @Kaelyrhn I DUNNO I JUST WANT MORE UPPIES @Kaelyrhn WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF UPPIES @Lord_Kristine @samosasaurus That second screenshot in particular looks like a puppet to me. @FlorenceLaReine Sure! :3 "@Notactuallysmol But I want friends and mutuals to know it's me, all the same :3" @Notactuallysmol I figure that happens with a lot of folks! I do try to keep the two accounts MOSTLY separate. I don't need the kind of negative attention someone with my follower count could bring directed at the account where I share everything smol. @BonnieMakes @NSalamanderFW and without a top! :V also that profile pic is from like a year and a half ago i really need to update it >.> @Notactuallysmol @flowercrownderg ayyyyy the weed number! :V @BonnieMakes *vibrates with excitement* :333 "@sadwitchlexi Lexi, you're one of my favorite friends on here. I love you. Please don't." @itsviviactually NOPE THAT'S JUST BATMAN'S WORST FEAR IT'S REAL DARK I LOVE IT "@NewGenderWhoDis also gosh, this thread~ 💦" @NewGenderWhoDis I was surprised the hip thing was real too but it really issss x.x @ManjiButt I like certain types of pain but needle-based pain isn't for me. @ghosttran YUUUUUUUUUUP @ManjiButt Pretty sure! I have a needle phobia :/ "I mean, I have a Powergirl statue of similar quality and I gotta balance out the collection, surely... 👀" I thought I was done with DC stuff but this upcoming exorbitantly expensive statue is reminding me why I loved Batman villains but Scarecrow in particular~ Like I can't possibly afford this but OOF do I want it. https://t.co/OYz89Mh0Ml tried some moisturizing body wash tonight and omg my skin's so soooooooft 😍 @DarkTyrannosaur Mine's 120 days away and that'd be hhhhh i want that @DarkTyrannosaur hhhhh mood 💦 "@DarkTyrannosaur goshhhhh i need to do this before i get grs it's different with a dick, it just is" @DarkTyrannosaur Yup! :3 @DarkTyrannosaur Good girls don't cum~ 😘 "I even found cords, dammit. The actual part that accepts discs is... somewhere" Would help if I could find my WiiU... Found every WiiU accessory BUT the actual console box itself... Been itching to replay a bunch of old Zelda games that are decidedly NOT on the Switch and this is bothering me more than it should. @FOURLUNG @LambChopInPamps hell yea! @trgrrl this is a moooooooooood @rozietoez dysphoria is the MOST fuck D: @SixArmedSweater wholesome corruption best corruption :3 @SixArmedSweater more of this plz gosh Friendly reminder that I have an AD account: @NSalamanderFW 😘 @PersephoneHime yea :/ gonna smooch you for sure if we ever meet up tho! :3 @PersephoneHime 👀👀👀 @lumpen_rose omg yay! "let's be real there's no ""maybe"" about it" @Sarahbear81 no that's the face I'M gonna make @Sarahbear81 👀👀👀 "@ThoughtSlime (pssst hey @thoughtslime, i think @ThoughtSlime might be onto you!)" @maritronic9k mine are already so big lol @maritronic9k That happened to you too? @tiptransformed Mistress does it for me. I can't do it myself. Too scared of needles. "giant bomb even had a ""best sky game"" category for the GotY awards" "remember when skyrim, skyward sword, and skylanders all came out the same year?" @Fishing4Control it's really weird going from boring nipples to lewd nipples @undeadmooncat I'm doing them weekly so I probably won't get a rush quite like that again... Still great tho 😍 I don't even like this version of Soundwave but there's something extremely appealing about the look of this toy. maybe have them sit on my face 👀 really wanna smooch girls tbh @BoringNerdyKate @Potatopolitics it's pretty much my default state tbh @Fishing4Control I get it :/ "@Fishing4Control ""no but listen it'd be even funnier if we kept going after they left""" @Calliethulhu You're an amazing friend I feel extremely lucky to know 💕 @Fishing4Control sounds cute tbh @Fishing4Control no homo tho @Fishing4Control i feel seen "Not only do I want to buy this, I want to use it as an excuse to listen to cassette tapes again" @trgrrl valid @FOURLUNG AWESOME THO 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG it's pretty much the best imo @churusaa Seems like it might be cheaper but I always forget what the copay is. "@hmsnofun I think it was freshman year in high school for me. It was the principal's job to check every classroom was locked, and anyone that wasn't he'd open up, pantomime a gun and say ""Bang, you're all dead. Make sure the door is locked.""" @TheSecretCallie I think the benefits might depend on the person. Like for me my liver was fucking things up and I'm really bad at taking the pills sublingually (not patient enough). @FawksTweets there are so many benefits to cribs dunno why the bigs are so weird about them :V @HRHStarflare would not mind bein groped rn ngl >.> @doublegearsys THAT'S SO AMAZING AND PURE 😭💕 @HRHStarflare yea that part is uhhhhh definitely happening >////> @AdrienneCohea That's good to know about the subcutaneous since we might be switching to that. I assume it hurts a little less too? My liver did not fully understand what to do with estrogen and now it's not even a factor fuck yea "Doesn't feel great while the needle is in there, but afterwards? I just started laughing, it felt so good! 💕" Just had my first estrogen injection after doing it in pill form for the past two years and FUCK does it always feel like this??? 😍💕💦 "bro, that's not a crib, bro br-BRO it's just so my stuffies won't fall out of my bed bro bro don't make this weird, bro" "@Fishing4Control I feel like I learned very quickly on Twitter that ""trans culture"" tweets were kinda shitty. Often there's a way to word it that still expresses the same euphoria without making it sound like you're excluding the people it doesn't apply to." @NearPup @hankgreen Shouldn't have been a subtweet. Should have been a tweet-tweet. @SixArmedSweater needs more stuffies @TrotCon sounds like someone was jealous of the longest running brony convention🤔 "@chrismcfeely Back in 2009 I didn't know what to make of them until I heard the ""bike mermaid"" description, then it all clicked for me. I preordered this set! One of the better Bayformer designs imo" "@hankgreen except for like, arguably the most famous one today https://t.co/f8JqDHeDUI" @Menokh HUGE SAME Putting the Coneheads into temporary storage and I noticed this label on Dirge. It's not present on the other two. Anyone know what this means? https://t.co/d5z3qv3GRU "@RoyalPepperElle I settled on the ""backwards"" order being the openness of Labrynna was pretty intimidating to me last time I tried to play it." The only handheld Zelda game I've beaten is Phantom Hourglass which I enjoyed (though it's been many years so I remember very little of it). I have the upcoming Switch remake of Link's Awakening preordered so I'm set there. I'd also really like to track down the most recent release of Minish Cap and finally give that a try. I know that game has a lot of collectables and I think I want to shoot for a 100% run to get it out of my system. I've had Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons on my 3DS for ages (lol) and I'm thinking about finally trying to beat them both. Thinking Ages then Seasons. "@emuchaton i mean how can you not, with girls being as perfect as they are~" "I guess this goes to show that while any given account might have an upper limit to its own follower growth rate that plateaus at a certain point, it's impossible to fully account for every possible outside force that can reinvigorate the process. Good to keep in mind." @Fishing4Control really makes u think "Seriously I'm reasonably certain that was 300 followers in at most two weeks which is just incredible. Best I can tell is my ""subby trans girls love it when you call them good girls"" tweet from a year ago making the rounds on wider trans social media did the trick lol" "Well heck just a couple weeks ago I was thinking I'd never make it to 4k followers and now I'm halfway there from 3k! Thank you so much, y'all! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/8dDKDXhGYL" @TheFintauSystem OH GOSH BABE 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu it tiptoes "@SaishyKitty @MOOMANiBE I saw advertising elsewhere that worded it something like ""We're giving up our rainbow for a rainbow that matter way more for Pride Month"" or something so there was logic to it up it's incredibly tone deaf in 2019." @Transhockeygirl hey mood "@Transhockeygirl i mean in past you's defense, it is a lot of work" @Calliethulhu i'll be honest for a split second i thought it might be a transformer "@StebMcDreb I think at least one of the US parks does that, possibly WDW?" @DroneFemme ummmm 👀💦 "@StebMcDreb Yeah it took a few years on video for it to gain in popularity. I was 6 when it came out, and it's kinda wild to look back and realize it was only 8 years from theatrical release to Disney parks dressing the Haunted Mansion in tNBC stuff yearly for almost 20 years now." @KittenFemme HEY >.< "@StebMcDreb Well, I know Coraline and Monkeybone had the ""from the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas"" line in the trailer that confused a lot of people. It's been ages but I bet JatGP did the same?" @StebMcDreb Oh hell yeah! @StebMcDreb You can also even compare things like Monkeybone vs Frankenweenie @StebMcDreb Consider also James and the Giant Peach which Selick made right after tNBC @Hypnothulhu gosh >////> "@Fishing4Control Historical figure are assumed cishet until proven otherwise, and a shocking number of historians don't seem to understand why that's a problem." @sillygaymiria hhhg >.>💦 "@undeadmooncat Can't imagine a lot of things, come to think of it... Gosh, thinking is such a *chore* anyway, and She can do all the thinking... for... me..." @QueerlyAce YES HER NAME IS MATTIE :D :D :D "@MaraWilson @arthur_affect Very good advice, but speaking as a trans woman, I can't remember the last time the bigotry I experienced was overtly religious. Transphobia can be shockingly and depressingly secular." @undeadmooncat It's sooooo much nicer being an obedient drone anyway~ @doublegearsys You both look so happy and pretty aaaaaaaaaaa 💕💕💕💕 @doublegearsys OMG OMG OMG CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu i'd rather be a slut than a smart! :D "Hell, even if you could be certain that you of your own free will voluntarily signed up for dronification, the hivemind still had control all along, didn't they~?" That fuzzy line between your thoughts and desires and Her thoughts and desires just getting fuzzier and fuzzier... Dronification where you're not even sure if the hivemind is already rewriting your thought patterns or you just honestly want to lose your free will is so 😍💕💦 no I don't have too many stuffies what are you talking about D:< that's not even all of them anyway >.> https://t.co/rL1sdwLX9W @BonnieMakes @KatiKnitt officially a girl tho also a cute one 👀 IM LOVE 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/BIDSwq6Xm1 "@LeafTilde @softfields then solution is to simply be a girl who's into kinky gender fuckery~ you're in good company, believe me :3" @Fishing4Control Guys love to talk about how girls are impossible to understand or deal with And Yet... "@KatiKnitt Ooooooh ""officially"" At first I was like, DAMN girl you've done a lot with so little. But I get ya 👀 Congrats all the same!! 💕💕💕" @Fishing4Control Horny is a kind of wholesome! But no seriously I nearly cried reading this omg I FOUND A PORG WITH PORGLETS 💕💕💕 https://t.co/SDGM6wp2IF @TheAshenCouncil No sugar Peach is what happens when I stop fucking around in Smash and actually play to win "I know TERFs dabble in this is a little bit, but I swear if the more generic variety of transphobe (by far the majority of transphobes) had ANY idea just how many medical professionals categorically disagree with them on every level, they'd be screaming about that WAY more." @OneLameShark oh nooooo there's a model store in my town and now i wanna see if they have those o_o "@Cosmic_Wyrm Still, even meeting them on their terms it doesn't make any sense. Again, I've seen a ton of doctors. Ample opportunity to do whatever it is they think should be done to insane people by people who should know." @CatkinsLap oh heck nice plan :V "Granted, self ID is absolutely a thing, but I promise you transphobes don't know shit about that and regardless there's no shortage of trans people who went through the gatekeeping motions to get where they are. ""Get help"" is a meaningless reply. Completely devoid of meaning." "I think the most aggravating bigoted non-response I get from transphobes is ""Get help"" How do you think I got here, assholes? I've seen no less than 5 doctors/therapists at this point, all covered through my normal-ass health insurance. I got help, & the help said to transition" @CatkinsLap does it tho? 🤔 @PhyrexianThot that's a perfect idea omg @Genderbird thinky about sleep @SomeMoreNews Of an entire country. With people in it. @Genderbird massive mood @Genderbird that looks like a chill as fuck room ngl I argue that the parts of TLK that would make it bad by most metrics adds to the very specific and ridiculous tone of the film. Fixing those bad things would make it a lesser and far more dull movie. "I think the idea behind that rule is you can kinda hide behind the defense of ""so bad it's good."" Like if someone argues with you you can be like ""Look, I'm agreeing it's bad!"" But parsing what any of that means is just getting into the weeds of what makes up an opinion." "I genuinely enjoy something, fuck off if you think my reasoning isn't real enough." "The Last Knight is below 50% on both audience and critic review scores. I am ignoring the ""not so bad it's good"" rule because I disagree with the implication that that's not REALLY liking something." @aliceincamera Oh I didn't know you were in an eternity collar too! :3 Also gosh you're looking cute 💕 bein an adult is a big heckin scam dont fall for it okay??? @MsGingerCLE @SeanWithersDraw @YourBoswell I'm gonna keep living in my reality where you're a rude cunt whose opinion no one asked for and who I'm thankfully going to have muted from here on out. Have a horrible night! "@rinflirts @shadow Only the kind of ""conversations"" that I try to avoid. Stressful enough in text form." "@Q3w3e3 yeah but sometimes i'll mix it up with a ""boop beep""" "Can Hasbro just bullshit a reason to bring back TLK Megatron into the new post-Bumblebee movie universe? He resurrected without an explanation, jumping between reboots/retcons shouldn't be an issue. https://t.co/SHqwItlKS4" "I actually retweeted some of these pictures last night, but I couldn't tell if it was just like, a really solid custom or a third party figure. It's a third party figure! And I'm preordering it the minute preorders go live holy fuck 💦 https://t.co/zWaW2NwmNP" @AutomatonRaven You really do! It's who you truly are :3 @AutomatonRaven yessssss omg 💕😍 @AutomatonRaven being shown off by a dominant is uh 💦💦💦 in my experience >.> "@MsGingerCLE @SeanWithersDraw @YourBoswell Yes, it unequivocally would have been." "@lukanicoletta @AJisValid I'm just being silly, no worries <3" @AJisValid @lukanicoletta yeah i'm a fake monty python fan you've figured me out @AJisValid @lukanicoletta I really love the one about the joke that's so funny it kills people lol "My Hollow Knight Collector's Edition came with a code for 15% off any Hollow Knight merch at Fangamer, which I think means I should finally get this set once I get paid :3 https://t.co/zvAC6xOrz2" "@lukanicoletta It has a reputation of being a guy thing, but it's more just a nerd thing. So if you're someone who thinks there are no girl nerds..." @emuchaton cutie snugs while smoking nugs @jamesCportis3 https://t.co/HcLgnl6fZZ @AJisValid smol bab @lumpen_rose It was a part of a blind bag series like a year ago? Luckily they're JUST bags so I was able to pick out the sitting one just by handfeel :3 @Fishing4Control yeah bullying is fun as shit why are gamers so weird about it 💕🐛🐜🦗💕 https://t.co/0s2jrBx2b0 "Figured out the stand! It splits, lol https://t.co/bruzvZkr4J" "@DevourerRose deeply cursed, anachronistic family video" @DevourerRose wait seriously @xxviios omg it might be!! Me: I prefer to own my Switch games digitally Also me: I really love getting physical copies of games people assume were digital-only https://t.co/gFWJeA2Hej The sealed letter is actually the folded map. I want to keep the number of times I unfold/refold it so I won't be showing pictures of it until I can get a frame for it. There's also an instruction manual! https://t.co/GUBsp4JQF7 The rest of the box! I immediately put that cleaning cloth into my Switch case :3 https://t.co/pSsNPMBB2F There's some gold ink on these that looks lovely. Not sure I wanna pull them all out yet until I figure out what to do with them. Maybe frame them? https://t.co/COxoEGQYny Prequel (prequirrel?) comic! https://t.co/N0kJWkp3Xu I dunno how to put the stand on lol https://t.co/zWC1azoHRq why yes I'll be reading this cover to cover https://t.co/MUcrZgAod6 extremely shiny~ https://t.co/RJKfqqUG5D IT'S HERE!!!!! https://t.co/xfijaxxjL0 @dronkus23 yeah that tends to happen @nyaakat my brand!!! "@Fishing4Control HAS to be something other than that, right? D:" @shnupz omg i don't think i saw that one i don't think we want to D: @Vangelus @VerafiedBabe I'm a proponent of adaptations and was surprised by how much I didn't hate Age of Extinction and I'm forced to agree :V "@Vangelus @VerafiedBabe They tried so hard to make it look like a nature documentary and like, on paper that sounds kinda cool but it just doesn't work on any level" @KatiKnitt being raised as a boy when you're a girl is a special kind of torture 🙃 @Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu Dunno if the creator of this OC is trans tho... "@Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu I feel like my opinion shouldn't matter given that I'm white, but even if we assume it's a slur, I don't mind when trans people consent to be called that kind of thing." @Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu Oh fuck it's the term they used for Samus Aran isn't it. I just skimmed over the word and didn't even notice @Hypnothulhu that looks hhhh ffun >.> @OniLinkPlus Yeah it was pretty hard to watch overall. @jennamatan Oh and thank you for the follow! 💕 "@jennamatan I had a salamander cartoon character I used to draw as a kid, and the theme just found its way into the usernames I pick, lol I usually go with 🦎, personally :3" "@AnarchaNarwhal I would say this is a case of them trying their hardest, but not having a trans script editor so naturally falling short. The original line was probably ""people with a Y chromosome, or men"" and they realized that wasn't inclusive, but the edit they gave makes it make less sense." "What they mean is AMAB, and I told them as much in the comments. The episode is still interesting, but you have to kinda translate from ignorant cis person to trans-inclusive language. Since, you know, anecdotally at least, there's a LOT of autistic trans women." "The new SciShow episode deals with the connection between autism and estrogen, which like, hey that's relevant to me, let's watch! But at one point they say ""people with Y chromosomes, or who identity as men"" which is like... you were ALMOST good allies there, y'all. Oof." "@AnnieTheBruce BUT if you have the stomach for it, sending multiple paragraphs worth of replies to opponents, making sure to go over every spec of bullshit they're giving you, is a great way to exhaust them. I ""won"" a ton of arguments that way, lol. But it takes a toll." "@AnnieTheBruce Because the closest I could get to a victory was them simply giving up, I felt that me giving up was losing and it basically forced me to deal with way more bullshit than I reasonably needed to." "@AnnieTheBruce I also used to have this personal rule (mostly on Reddit, but also in general) that as long as I still have something to say, as long as the argument isn't just going in circles, I'll keep replying. Even with paragraphs at a time." "@AnnieTheBruce I mean, to be fair, that's how all debates work, even the informal internet ones. But like, in the heat of battle so speak, I find my opponents obvious cowardice infinitely infuriating. It can't be good for my heart, you know?" "Because like, they fucking have to. I was the rare unicorn on Reddit who actually used to say, ""You know what? I was mistaken, my bad"" because it's what I wished others would do, but at best they just simply won't reply, which is a hollow victory to say the least." "The reason I (mostly) gave up arguing online is because every single time, without exception, when you finally ""got"" your opponent on a detail or fact that completely undermines their entire argument, they ignore it. Even if they reply, they ignore that part of your reply." @BonnieMakes Omg awesome! So that's the birb in your banner! :D @BonnieMakes Mistress has been talking about all of us buying fursuits for ages now. Even if we don't have any yet I'd still want to go :3 @Fishing4Control @FrigidElfChild is this homophobia? i'm pretty sure this is homophobia "@BonnieMakes That'd be great! Jen is probably down to come too, but neither of us have our drivers license so a driver tagging along would be nice! Also it would be lovely to have you there regardless :3" @okbillybunny Hell yes! next year next year next year ready for the next few days of getting increasingly sad I couldn't make it to denfur as all my furry mutuals talk about it on my feed D: @MaiaFranklyn 😘 "Takkun is usually a very quiet kitty, but she's also pretty clever and has learned what it looks like when I'm heading to bed, at which point she lets out a loud, panicked-sounding ""Mrrrowowow!!"" as if to say ""Don't forget about my pets! Let's go snuggle! Please!!!""" @bunnarchist I mean heck you better know I find you hot big sis D:< @BonnieMakes Bad stuff? :/ @PrissyOrcGF goals @BonnieMakes I'd be interested to hear it! @BonnieMakes Promise 😘 @tiptransformed @TalenaofH_Stone impossible :P "@BonnieMakes Don't worry, I bet your next ""job"" will be much better :P" "@tiptransformed @TalenaofH_Stone I do love being told when my tweets hit Facebook, Reddit, etc. I really only use Twitter now so I don't have any idea when it happens if y'all don't tell me, lol I wonder if this is why I've been getting so many followers recently..." "@TalenaofH_Stone Interestingly enough that's a recent screenshot of that tweet, so someone went digging which I find flattering." @TalenaofH_Stone I was wondering why on earth I was getting engagement with that old tweet again! I stand by the spirit of that tweet but I had someone get upset with me that I used a drug metaphor and honestly I kinda regret that looking back. @MayGriffin64 YOU look cute tho! @PixelAranel @FrigidElfChild yes I'd like one chor latte plz @LucyDoyle_1997 @DysphoriaQueen Additional theory: X-23's existence is possible because Wolverine is a trans woman. "@Skyroneous @BonnieMakes We probably are, but I admit I've never looked into it. Eventually we want to have a greenhouse, tho!" @DevourerRose I already have enough memory issues that I try (TRY) not to think about it too much >.> @DroneFemme hhhgh 👀 "I think I'm so extremely Always Online that there's a number of people who don't know they're not following me already, lol If you like my stuff, double check that you're following me! Hell if I'm already following you, I'll probably be overjoyed for the followback!" @BathysphereHat @d_m_elms IT'S OKAY I'M JUST SUPER HAPPY THANK YOU @BathysphereHat @d_m_elms OMG THANK YOU I FIGURED YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO "@Rory__Walker oh lol i didn't even read the entire description, whoops" "@Rory__Walker It's so ridiculous, right??? ""There's enough coolant in here for 24 hours"" And then 24 YEARS passed." "@d_m_elms @BathysphereHat Ahhh, gotcha lol" @BathysphereHat @d_m_elms HUGE SAME THO "Hell it's mostly just about being more accurate. I can name you several friends who I have huge crushes on that aren't trans women, but are transfemmes. So I changed the language I use to talk about them 💕" "I've started saying trasfemme instead of trans women because I have quite a few friends who are AMAB, trans, and mostly shooting for a more feminine look, whether through surgery, HRT, etc, but are NOT women or not MERELY women. So I try to be inclusive because they're hot too!" "lol sooooo many people thought I said Transformers totally fair given my normal content on here, but it's still funny to me" "@d_m_elms @BathysphereHat lol you're the third person to (somewhat justifiably) think I said Transformers. I was saying transFEMMES. Like, trans women, but more inclusive?" @BathysphereHat @d_m_elms I'll admit I don't really understand the connection between our two tweets? >.> "This is a neat replica but given that the embryos don't even list the names of the dinosaurs, I dunno what I'd even do with this thing. Displaying feels tacky given how accurate the fucking B*rbasol can is, lol" "There's uh, a lot of unpack with the fucking backstory to the shaving cream embryo carrier replica here, but I'd really like to highlight this one bit and ask HOW AND WHY DID ANYONE DO THAT? https://t.co/t5JnTKsUD1" "@EsserZed I mean, that's fair, considering :P" @d_m_elms Sure! @Luna__314 @LunarAkai i mean that's fair :P "@TheCatMom Yup! Literally Merlin himself is in The Last Knight, it's glorious!" "@TheFintauSystem gosh you're right i'm so sweaty from working on the ranch i had to take off my shirt, how'd you know? 😘" @SpectraSystem (I walked out angrier than I was the first time I saw it) "@SpectraSystem I had the misfortune of seeing RotF twice in theaters. The second time was literally a ""It can't be THAT bad, I need to give that another shot.""" @SpectraSystem IT'S SO BRAZEN I CAN'T HATE IT "@SpectraSystem I saw it once. It was a pirated copy shortly after it came out. It was dreadful, is all I remember." "@SpectraSystem Knight armor, as it turns out, is a really good design jumping off point for Transformers." "@SpectraSystem I mean I do the same, but it's the same general franchise I feel. But it's a huge shift so it's truly a new era." (HITLER WAS KILLED BY A POCKET WATCH IN THE BAYFORMERS CANON) (IT'S SO BAD BUT IN THE BESTWORST WAY I'M SORRY) "(also my deep dark secret is tlk is my favorite of the bay movies since bumblebee doesn't count as ""bay"" movie)" @TheAshenCouncil gosh~ "@SpectraSystem lol i didn't even notice you got that wrong, but yes there's now been 6! :P" "@SpectraSystem I was mainly thinking about Megatron when I wrote that, yeah lol But the dragon knights were pretty cool too!" "I'm stupendously gay for TLK Megatron, is what I'm saying" "And I say this as someone who really, REALLY loves the G1 aesthetic." "While I'm ultimately glad the live action Transformers movies are shifting gears post-Bumblebee, I do think The Last Knight had some of the best robot designs the franchise yet had and I'm almost sad that the last real outlet for non-G1 designs has come to a close." @TheAshenCouncil plz "Fellow furry artists, here's today's doodle prompt" @umbyrella @Graywilde @Hector_E_Alcala look I'm sure Jeff still plays that game DAILY @Graywilde @umbyrella @Hector_E_Alcala Without a doubt one of my favorite Ryan Davis moments that I love to recount for people who never knew about him. HE PUT ONE OF HIS OWN $100 BILLS IN THERE TO REALLY SELL THE JOKE. THE MAN WAS A LEGEND. "It's 12:30am where I am, so I officially forgot to say anything about Digimon Adventure's 20th Anniversary yesterday, whoops! That show was really, really special to me as a kid. https://t.co/jzE0wPLNKu" @Chopin_42 Just still full of focused energy. not great for sleeping. It could be worse. "@LeafTilde Both, I suppose" it's literally impossible for me to still be feeling the effects of that adderall i took over 12 hours ago and yet here we are @Kalindlara @Fishing4Control Cis people are incapable of understanding gender dysphoria so it'd be real nice if they fucking stopped trying forever lol @TheAshenCouncil oh wait I can do one of those right now: You're so goddamn beautiful 💕💕💕 @TheAshenCouncil yes please! :3 @TheAshenCouncil 💕💕💕 "@Fishing4Control When cis girls used to say ""Well you wouldn't like being a girl so much if you got periods or had to worry about pregnancy"" I was always like bitch try me" @Fishing4Control I'm getting old enough that my response is... complicated but basically: Same. @VerafiedBabe NO IDEA LOL "Can't believe I spent literal hours yelling about how your dysphoria doesn't negate my gayness but here we are. I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. And I know all to well how horrible dysphoria is. I would ease your pain if I could, but I hope it passes soon 💕" "@IrisaAnne I kinda liked your typo tweet of ""They do attractive"" because honestly? That they do." "@SpectraSystem @KittenFemme @StebMcDreb It's one thing if I say ""You're cute,"" it's another if I say ""A category of people you're included in is cute"" Surely it's not too much to ask those people to just ignore those comments not directed at them? I think that's where my sympathies end." "@SpectraSystem @KittenFemme @StebMcDreb This is all real stuff that's hard to deal with or grow past for sure, but I think it's fair to say that even people in those thought spirals need to not take tweets talking about people generally personally." "@VerafiedBabe @KittenFemme I've never seen you get mad over this kind of stuff. You always without exception come at from the angle of honestly asking questions and trying not to hurt anyone. I get how you might think this applies to you, but it doesn't." "@TheAshenCouncil @KittenFemme I'm guilty of falling into those traps too, but at worst I turn it into sad energy, not angry energy." "@ModelOmega_ Just please don't turn it into self-loathing. That doesn't help, I should know." "@KittenFemme You're absolutely right and the thing I hate most about that kind of attitude is it forces me to be someone I'm not. I'm not generally okay with telling people ""Your mental health issues are hurting other people"" if you get what I mean? I feel like the bad guy :/" "@ModelOmega_ I don't recall any specific moments where you've done this, but even if I had, you're completely forgiven, it's okay 💕" "@Calliethulhu i don't want to be all ""wtf is wrong with people"" but..." "@KittenFemme At BEST their argument is ""let people get mad at you for being positive in the face of dysphoria"" and like, sure, let's play that game: Let me complain about it, I'll let you complain about THAT, and we can just create a never-ending chain of misery that YOU started, not me." @KittenFemme Good to know. I asked them what exactly they think I should do because the only possible answer would be a ridiculous one. I'm genuinely curious. I don't expect I'll get a helpful reply. I'd much rather be blocked. If it's more arguing I'll block them. @Calliethulhu They literally said that even just a transfemme-positive tweet is something they take issue with and wish they never had to see. Like they're a caricature of what I worry about in my most irrational moments of self-doubt. @Calliethulhu Literally just one person but it's enough to make me furious. I'm the worst most evilest sapphic in the universe. I actually LOVE women and find them attractive! Even the dysphoric ones! Tell others of the legend of my horribleness around campfires during ghost stories! Warn others to stay away! Ooooooooh! "I have more patience than most when it comes to being kind and gentle with the feelings of complete strangers, but even I have a limit and I'm not your fucking therapist. Block me. Block me block me block me block me." If you think it's fucked up of me to share my feelings about how attractive I find transfeminine people AND that it's fucked up of me to take issue with people trying to argue with me about that due to their dysphoria: PLEASE block me. I BEG of you. Yes this is a subtweet. @KristaliseGem You're completely forgiven. I'm sorry for replying hastily before reading the rest of my notifications 💕 @KristaliseGem It's okay 💕 "@lilykodo Just because you're allowed doesn't mean you're in the right, though. You can mute or block me, and you can mute specific words. This is just you making sure your misery is shared, and while you're free to do that, it's really fucked up of you to do so." "@lilykodo So it is fair to say that you think I simply shouldn't ever tweet about how attractive I find transfeminine people? I'm not trying to put words in your mouth, I'm trying to understand what you're telling me to do here." "@Kaelyrhn No apology necessary. I'm mostly over it. It angers me less when it's someone I'm close to saying it, and plus I had already vented about it so I was already feeling better. You're good 💕" "@YourBoswell I bums me the fuck out that there's not the same kind of support for trans men. I retweet transmasc-positive stuff when I see it, at the very least." "@lilykodo No I haven't, and I never will, because that's not healthy thinking. Get therapy, and try your best to stay off Twitter in the meantime (I know that's not an easy thing to do, however)." "@lilykodo Commenting doesn't give you the control you need to stop seeing stuff like that, nor does it alleviate your dysphoria. It simply makes others share in your misery, which is not something I'm going to let you or anyone else do without at least getting to vent about it." @PwtyPrncss @PrissyOrcGF Oh gosh congrats to you both!!! 💕💕💕 @sillygaymiria gdfgddfs hhh nice arms >.> @FlorenceLaReine Same 💕 @FlorenceLaReine I get it Bad brain club! :/ "@FlorenceLaReine That's fair, but I don't see how your quote tweet came off as mean or disagreeing" btw something I should add to this: The entire reason those tweets become popular (and thereby increase the likelihood I'll get someone arguing about it with me) is because A LOT OF PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME DYSPHORIA IS A REAL THING BUT IT'S NOT REFLECTIVE OF REALITY YOU'RE HOT "@FlorenceLaReine You can quote tweet me any time, it's cool!" "@Kaelyrhn I think you're hot. You're my friend and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but please see this relevant thread I made like an hour ago: https://t.co/T5JsIdhiDt" "@FilthAlexis @TheAshenCouncil The person I was subtweeting admitted that there was nothing I could say that would help so while I guess in some cases it's not as abusive as you're describing, it's still really shitty. Like, if there's nothing I can say, all the more reason to keep quiet." @Kaelyrhn There's a show on Netflix by the Avatar team called The Dragon Prince that I hear has some queerness in season 2! "@TheAshenCouncil Exactly. And like, I'm sympathetic to all this. I have dysphoria too. But I'm not asking people to stop their dysphoria, I'm just asking them not to make a fun, feel good tweet about how shitty they feel. You don't have to comment, in other words." "@Calliethulhu yeah i can't even imagine what my notifications would be like with your number of followers it sucks because these tweets really do come from my heart and i mean them fully: transfemmes are hot, across the board but then people have to suck the fun out of them :/" "Also I'm coming at this from the assumption that you want me to reassure you. But if you know there's nothing I can say that will help, DON'T COMMENT. Come the fuck on. I'm really sorry for subtweeting like this, but it's so goddamn rude." @OneLameShark no it's still there "Don't make it an argument. I know you mean it as a joke, but it's not funny. Be real with me and just explain you're not feeling very hot right now. I can work with that. The standoffishness of joking that you're factually not hot is an emotional drain and kind of a turn off." "Dysphoria is real, but it's also not rational. I am not here to reassure you. Or rather, I can be if you PLEASE come at it from a different angle. Don't give me ""I'm objectively the exception to this tweet"" but rather something like ""I wish I felt prettier most days.""" "oh yeah i forgot why i stopped making tweets about how hot trans women are because they get popular and then inevitably someone comments some variation of ""except me"" and while i've never once agreed with them, i really intensely dislike the emotional burden it puts on me" @shadow @marionpdaly Please don't. It puts an unnecessary emotional burden on me because I don't know what to say. Dysphoria isn't rational and you're both gorgeous. I truly mean that. @marionpdaly That's not what my tweet is about. You look positively gorgeous 💕 "It's funny, the last episode of Korra aired almost a full two years before I came out as trans (and therefore sapphic). Even if I wasn't watching the show at the time, I've always been drawn to sapphic ships so it was still on my radar Here's the post I made on Tumblr that night https://t.co/IsOtwv44PG" "I can't believe it's been nearly half a decade since Korrasami became canon. I was originally frustrated with the pacing so I didn't keep up with it when it was new, but I do remember the night I found out Korrasami was canon. This recap is really good. https://t.co/Q0ChXnuKhE" "Sooooo many of their tweet are just going on and on and ON about how much money is funding LGBT education as if everyone can see how horrid that is. Their entire premise is shot to shit by the existence of queer kids, of which there are literally millions. It's so ridiculous. https://t.co/zHA0ybhCI7" "Side note when I ran a blockchain on their followers, their 3k+ followers somehow became 7k+ It wasn't blockchain fucking up and blocking both their followers and who they were following. I double checked. I suspect the bulk of their followers are bots." @BonnieMakes 👀 "@VashtaGryph If I do a direct quote tweet they'll just block me and screenshot me. I made a thread with screenshots of them if you want to see me take them down a peg, though." Yeah we didn't ask for bigots to try to erase us & harm the youngest among us but there ya fucking go. They're on the wrong side of history & their opinions don't matter for fucking shit. They're screaming into a void along with their fellow bigots & they will be forgotten. https://t.co/qEQIwKLJaS They will never know how *unbelievably* fucking boring they sound. Like goddamn Helen Lovejoy from The Simpsons is less of a caricature than this utter inanity. https://t.co/JuNVi2p2Vv "Bigots sure do love to present themselves as victims. I have no doubt that this person truly feels targeted and unjustly harassed. Bigots can always stop being bigots. Queer people are queer. It's who we are. The brain worms won't let them understand that, clearly. https://t.co/NnqW2toPFo" "This one's fucking WILD considering their entire gimmick is hiding behind blocks whenever they interact with queer people. Calling someone a ""pussy"" is silly and painfully cishet, but even ignoring that, do they have ANY self-awareness? https://t.co/j29XeLsFPO" Do they actually read their tweets after writing them or have they admitted to themselves that basic reasoning skills don't matter as a bigot? The world may never know. https://t.co/jV6ZiYJp4t "Seems like these clowns' MO is blocking dissenters immediately and then screenshotting them, so I'm gonna refrain from quote tweeting. But do y'all wanna see just how ridiculous they are? I'll throw some screenshots in this thread. Mute this thread if you'd rather not see." @ManjiButt damn you might be right "So given that I haven't been blocked by them yet, do y'all want me to send a few quote tweeted dunks at that bigoted twitter account who's worried about ""indoctrinating"" kids with LGBT education in the UK or nah?" "But seriously I'm on multiple TERF-created blocklists, these clowns can't even block queer people properly" I've been given a rare gift here that I promise to only use to annoy bigots with https://t.co/70LFCxLJMP godDAMMIT why are transfemmes so fucking hot and why am i SO GAY @Calliethulhu trahns-geen-deer @PrissyOrcGF fhhdf h heck 💦 @QueenStodge Waspinator and BW Inferno's alt modes are AFAB "@Calliethulhu It's because you're a wonderful person, nerd" "@Calliethulhu your talent for cursed tweets knows no bounds, clearly x_x" @KittenFemme goals tbh @QuestForTori Cute and gay! :3 "@BonnieMakes Oof, yeah, no doggos on planes plz! The move will be stressful but it'll be worth it :3" @BonnieMakes The closest I ever got to moving that far involved a plane 😬 @BonnieMakes I've moved a lot and I know that feeling all too well :/ @BonnieMakes Packing is never fun D: But you'll have more help unpacking if you need it! :3 @LadyKalma @BonnieMakes omg I love that Strange did that for Peter @KittenFemme seriously thought these were some really high quality weed nugs for a second there before I saw the stands @Calliethulhu *furryly* cow girls even... @ArmlessKittyfox Don't worry! 90's songs are oldies now so we can BOTH feel old together :P "@arthur_affect wtf even is that list he lumps fucking pedophiles in with people who don't think amputees are unfuckable (presumably like he does), lists people into plushies as if that's hurting ANYONE & then acts like he just remembered bestiality exists like I don't even know where to begin" "@Rory__Walker @HRHStarflare @acvalens Yup, that's more or less what I was expecting. It would have been egg me's favorite game for SURE." @KittenFemme You'd be wrong. Nope. It never happened. A complete fabrication. https://t.co/O84qahSoZF Normal people: MCR My broken brain that listened to too many oldies when I was a kid: Mreedence Clearwater Revival @ZJemptv @notCursedE it's almost as if their entirely ideology is based on irrational bullshit that changes moment to moment to suit their needs 🤔 @KittenFemme Missed the heck out of you and am overjoyed you're back 💕 @LindsayPB so definitely an upgrade then? "@gwen_no_fear @thatqueernerd I can't properly convey how furious and helpless I feel when some asshole calls my continued existence an ""opinion."" To so many people trans people are this bizarre, rare hypothetical and I just want to hold them by the shoulders and just scream in their face until I'm blue." @midorikonton Gosh that's so adorably clueless 💕 "@Calliethulhu would definitely like to use you as a pillow, mommy >.<" @Calliethulhu there was a moment a day or two ago where I almost called you mommy but I didn't want to assume using such a term was cool land uhhhhh 👀💦 "@acvalens Never heard of this game but I can tell by looking at it that I would've LOVED it back then and I'm definitely a girl now, so" "@NewGenderWhoDis I mean the name, picture and rating tell me all I need to know" "@TheSecretCallie I think you look sexy as always but without your face it might be apparent you're having a dysphoric day which means you'll definitely get the Twitter hugbox. But if you think that'll help, then yes, absolutely." "@Kaelyrhn @AnarchaNarwhal Yeah I can't really go braless anymore because of my size as well. Sometimes a dark colored boy shirt if I'm shopping at the grocery store late at night is worth risking, but other than that, I need at least a sports bra and I may as well wear a padded underwire at that point!" @BathysphereHat @ChloeAintDead like I used to think I didn't know what friendship meant because I never felt the connection I was told I was supposed to feel Now I have honest to goddess real friendships. @BathysphereHat @ChloeAintDead I spent 29 years trying to be one and assuming my experience is even close to indicative of the average: No. i saw the first one with my younger brother in theaters and there were several non-comedic scenes where we laughed our asses off so at least it was entertaining in that way (also has one of the funnier stan lee cameos so there's that) bad enough the first one exists there could have been a trilogy of them and we nearly let that happen you ever stop and think about how we as a society just let the andrew garfield spider-man movies happen @AnarchaNarwhal That's valid. I've met trans girls who do have tits who also refuse to wear bras and I get it! They're hot and constricting and they're always better coming off than going on. And they give me gender euphoria so I keep wearing them :3 (also the padding really helps!) "Like, specifically: ✅ Ponytail ✅ Tank top ✅ Bra strap showing I've lived it and it's pretty much 100% concentrated gender euphoria, even better than I could've imagined, so hopefully this person ended up coming out as trans because that doesn't need to stay a dream." "I've talked about this song before & how it's a trans egg anthem, but regarding the following lyrics My whole apartment smells like lavender After I dream about going Out in a ponytail & a tank top With a bra strap showing ITS EXACTLY AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS https://t.co/5gzZTTP64T" One tends to get ostracized and yelled at when you're a 12-year-old asking about vaginoplasties in 1999... @sillygaymiria cute af tho Though in some ways I've been waiting for GRS for 20 years so it's... complicated. "After all is said and done, I'll have gone from coming out as trans to getting GRS (something I've wanted since before I believed I was trans) in 3 years and 3 months. That's really, really fast and I'm aware of how lucky I am." "@ellle_em When I adopted my first cat from a shelter, they told me the average life expectancy of an indoor cat vs an outdoor cat. I don't remember the exact numbers but being an outdoor cat as opposed to an indoor one cuts their life expectancy by like two thirds. That was enough for me" @TheSecretCallie soft and incredibly cute 💕 @Fishing4Control that's the cutest goddamn story ever jsyk "@LibraryOgre Yeah for trans people it just means a trans person who doesn't yet know they're trans. It's more descriptive than ""pre transition"" or ""pre coming out"" because neither of those phrases necessarily include the stage where we don't yet know we're trans (though they can & often do)" @Kaelyrhn I'M CHOOSING TO IGNORE SUCH A RUDE COMMENT D:< I sit close to my desk usually and I have my chair high enough that my lap isn't perfectly horizontal so most of the kitties have given up trying to relax in my lap ages ago. But not Archimedes. His instance he gets loves is so endearing to me 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/0N6xJI45rD "You're bullies, plain and simple. And for a bully, seeing what basically amounts to a sign that says ""please call me this"" is an invitation to harass by calling them anything else Bullies don't make it very far in life past grade school, though So, you know, good luck with that" "So we're all, cis and trans, offering you a polite cheat sheet and you're treating it as proof of delusion. Feel free to, but know that you're on the wrong side of history. You'll wake up one day and find that the only delusional person here is you. Fair warning." "But there's a reason I brought up cis people being misgendered too. On Twitter at least, there's no shortage of cis allies that put pronouns in their bios to both normalize it and make it less of an indicator that ""pronouns = trans"" (which can lead to targeted harassment)" "The actual issue here is you hate trans people. You think we're inherently delusional. We're not stupid, we can see it. You're not hiding it in any way, you're just dressing it in logical-sounding ad hoc reasoning." We're giving you a fucking cheat sheet and you're refusing it on the grounds that you shouldn't need one. Yet supposedly we're the ones who are acting foolish when we rarely (and it is rarely) get upset when you get our pronouns wrong. You can lead a horse to water... "So, okay, you think pronouns are obvious. But you know that cis people get misgendered too, right? And y'all seem to get SUPER annoyed by the idea that a trans person would get upset when you ""assume their gender"" IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT COULD SOLVE BOTH THESE ISSUES" """Pronouns in bio"" is considered an indicator of foolishness to right-wing assholes because in their limited, bigoted, and often painfully non-queer world, pronouns are ""obvious."" They might even call them ""biological"" as if that makes sense." People have rightly pointed out that assholes who complain about pronouns in someone's bio also themselves have pronouns and are acting silly. But I'm willing to meet them on their terms and still show them they're being ridiculous: @notCursedE extremely good display name btw @latexthighhighs @asur_el wait till you hear about chastity! :D "@Kaelyrhn I thought so too but I've talked to people who made it sound like it was a phone thing. If you're right though then fuck T-Mobile And if the T-Mobile Twitter sees this and replies, I'm going to be very rude to them before blocking them outright, fairr warning." "So in other words it's often on just wasting power, and then the one feature it has to help with that is basically negated. Like I know I'm just wrecking the battery faster than I need to but I have no way to fix this problem lol" The accidental perfect timing I have with my wireless headphones is staggering to me. I'll have long periods where I'm not listening to anything (often because I'm reading or writing) and then RIGHT BEFORE I decide I could use some music or a video it auto turns off. "Anyway fuck phones for removing functionality. My old phone that was new in like 2016 just listed the voicemails with their numbers in an app, and I knew that any strange number calling from a central California area code could be deleted. It saved time and stress." @spookythewitch can blood donor places at least say amab if that's what they mean jesus "Basically it took the problem of breaking your thread with two replies from you on the same tweet but applied it to anyone, OP or otherwise, replying. I think. Regardless it's broken." Fuck I dunno I guess it's just randomly inconsistent. My theory was wrong. Maybe replies throw threads off now or something? "This tweet however I added after tweeting the first two. If my observations are accurate, clicking the top tweet won't show the entire thread like it used to. It'll ""stop"" at the second tweet unless you know to click the second one to see more." "Like, this tweet I used the threading function to add. I do use that tool but not always (sometimes you only think of more tweets after you post everything) and I know most people probably don't." "Love how new Twitter won't show entire threads anymore Anyone else noticing that? I think(?) it'll show it all as one thread if you used the threading function, but otherwise you'd have to know to click the ""last"" tweet in the thread to see more of the tweets from that person" "@Kaelyrhn @EarlofNarwhals Last I checked they disallow you from donating if you're a cis guy who's ever had sex with a cis guy I think? I dunno, none of that has ever applied to me and it still doesn't so I could be completely wrong. Regardless the real reason I'm not donating atm is we're really busy." @EarlofNarwhals No idea but my guess would be no? I'm not straight BUT I only really date trans women BUT I've never had anal sex so who the fuck knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "But anyway, if you're having anxiety over doing That One Task, the trick where you pare it down to a small task can really work wonders. Today was just clearing out voicemails. Tomorrow is calling people. Baby steps. Because im babey" More to the point it's specifically the Central California blood center calling me. Haven't lived there in 7 years. Haven't donated in easily over 10. Yeah. "I'm O+ which I can't recall is a universal donor or receiver, but I'm guessing the former. I'm not opposed to donating blood but uhhhhhh I'm gay so I dunno if they're still weird about that? I ""wasn't gay"" like ten fucking years ago last time I donated so who knows?" I've complained about how my brand new phone downgraded the information it gives me about voicemails so that now I have to sit through them ALL before deciding what to do with them. Finally cleared them out 18 messages *15* were pre-recorded messages asking me to donate blood "@Estrace666 But my guess in your case is your voice does a ton of the work. Obviously it's not the only factor, but evidently people look for ""male"" signifies and overwrite any female ones when they find them. So a deep voice or stubble ruins anything else a transfemme might have going." "@Estrace666 That's the paradox of passing. It's a real phenomena with real consequences, but it's also impossible to predict because it's not based on things that we can measure with accuracy. People just do a subconscious gut check based on bullshit." "@ValnarDragoness Totally! I would watch straight porn too but every fantasy I had about sex always involved other people. When I did put myself in the shoes of someone else, it was always a woman. And somehow I didn't know I was trans lol" "I love the lesbian POV porn example because before I realized I was trans it really was my favorite porn category whose rare videos I hoarded and it's also the most over-the-top, ridiculous example of something a transfemme egg would seek out, lol" @infinitybongo There are and they're really disappointing imo lol "@QueerGirlEmilie @leftistthot420 I mean, I'm already a bottom living on a trans ranch so I'm good :V" sleepy but wanna cuddle :/ My subconscious is so terrified of that jarring feeling of being woken up by an alarm and my internal clock is so good that I will consistently wake up 30 minutes before any alarm I set and it's really frustrating because my CONSCIOUS mind would really love those 30 extra minutes @gwen_no_fear SMALL 👏 DICKS 👏 ARE 👏 CUTE 👏 AND 👏 HOT @gwen_no_fear HELL yes @SixArmedSweater I don't doubt there are episodes where they push it too far. @pixeljadeart He was the only celebrity death I cried to! I'm still learning the hosts names but I now can tell you I was specifically picturing Lemon reading this. @Roodypatooti hey :3 @BonnieMakes @Skyroneous EXCITED TO SEE YOU TBH @Rory__Walker lol I dunno @StebMcDreb @spookythewitch th that exists? >.> @BonnieMakes https://t.co/VrfCxq2ruP I eagerly await my Extremely Online Award https://t.co/otnYyLDSE6 @BonnieMakes Good! No help for you >:3 @queer_and_salty lol nice @BonnieMakes @PhyrexianThot 👀 @StebMcDreb @spookythewitch EVEN BETTER GOSH 💦💦💦 @StebMcDreb YES OMG 😍 "@BonnieMakes @ThatKrazyK9 Don't worry, I'll help! ...you move in, of course" @tasmosunt YUP @BonnieMakes HECKHECKHECKHECKHECK /)////////////(\ @BonnieMakes Really! But now you're putting like more specific ideas in my head GOSH AND HECK @Skyroneous https://t.co/4UHI16C4yU "@BonnieMakes TO BE CLEAR I was talking kissing *A* crush, like GENERALLY. I truly didn't have anyone specific in mind. >.>" @BonnieMakes NO FAIR when a crush can tell IT'S BULLSHIT @BonnieMakes HECK >/////> "@Multi_Sapphire @DBHasAStupidNam I kinda get that. I've been out for 3 years but I'm 32 so I get both ""Goddess I feel old"" and ""Fuck I'm still so new at this"" feels." "@BonnieMakes I mean that too yeah :P It's a horrendous musical top to bottom, but the part where the only trans character is a dog murderer and they play it for laughs AND keep to the ""dog killers die by the end"" trope just infuriates me." "@Multi_Sapphire @DBHasAStupidNam (I hope I'm not coming off as sounding too upset, btw)" "@Multi_Sapphire @DBHasAStupidNam I've met people that say ""lol I'm an egg"" and that's not what that means. If you know, you've hatched. That's called the closet. Egg is ONLY a past-tense thing. And it's the only time it's appropriate to talk about it. After the fact." "@Multi_Sapphire @DBHasAStupidNam Because if someone is an egg and not simply trans, either something is keeping them from hatching or they're not actually an egg/trans. Acting like you know better than they do runs the risk of keeping them in their shell if you're right, or alienating them if you're wrong." "@Multi_Sapphire @DBHasAStupidNam Usually not cool to call someone an egg in the present-tense. If you'd rather be a girl, though, you're trans." "@Respectful_Succ ""reverse"" POV?" "@BonnieMakes Honestly it's one of many, MANY reasons I hate Rent." @BonnieMakes Fair @Samaliel There is indeed. Though it's usually not sectioned off from other POV porn so you have to go digging for it. @milnerwords I still love that genre but it doesn't carry with it the same thrill anymore lol "@BonnieMakes There's a rule of film that states if a character kills a dog, they'll be dead before the story ends. Usually holds true." "@sillygaymiria I mean, if you like being called mommy, tho..." """You might be a redneck"" jokes except it's ""You might be an egg"" If you think you're a cis dude and favorite porn category is lesbian POV..." "@Haffnium24601 @mjfss92 He tried trying to get to Snowhead, right? Like it's been a while but I'm pretty sure his death was a direct result of what Majora did?" "@Haffnium24601 @mjfss92 I knew when I wrote that tweet someone would think of an obvious character I missed, lol Mikau is another casualty of Majora's cruelty, it's true. My tweet is wrong. But my overall point, that Majora still got the last laugh, still holds." @TheFintauSystem babe i wanna smooch you real bad okay @StebMcDreb it's really wonderful how much queer sex and making out just blur in a beautiful way 😍 @StebMcDreb sorry i was hit by the perfect monty python quote but yes even if it's just making out it's fucking electric i love it @StebMcDreb and THEN! the oral sex! :D wait maybe kinda girlfriend kisses? i have a girlfriend i haven't met in person (and therefore haven't kissed) yet and uh that'd be nice tbh >.> not kiss my girlfriends girlfriend kisses are AMAZING but they aren't the same as crush kisses when you kiss a cutie you've been crushing on for a while and your heart just melts and there's electricity on your lips? that in the mood to kiss a crush tbh @nyaakat @CookieCyboid sounds like something they'd think of lol "@M_Nerdskull the fact that ""I'm commenting because I need this rando who I already hate to know how much me and my friends hate furries and no other reason"" doesn't come off to them as an indicator of both extremely immaturity and a ton of underlying bigotry is mind shattering to me" "@M_Nerdskull wtf is even the argument here like, rationally, what's the goal of this guy? to prove to you that he isn't that bad? why on earth would he want that? it's fascinating how oblivious these asshole are" @ThatKrazyK9 Extremely true facts! @nyaakat First off: u cute Second: THAT DISPLAY NAME. IT'S SO GOOD I'M ALMOST ANGRY I DIDN'T THINK OF IT. @trgrrl i dunno how to make a crab video but i think it needs one "@dronkus23 no you put it in another cutie's mouth and suck it out, silly" @vexwerewolf https://t.co/iwrN4GLP4p "come to the ranch, hug an alpaca, then take me to denfur! :D actually don't do that we're extremely far out of the way lol" Increasingly upset that I'm missing this year's DenFur. Next year! Fuckin' count on it! SO MANY OF MY FURRY FRIENDS/MUTUALS ARE IN COLORADO Y'ALL GOTTA TELL ME THESE THINGS SO I CAN INVITE YOU TO THE RANCH D:< @PrissyOrcGF Hearts are VERY weird. "@PrissyOrcGF For almost a decade after he died, I'd have dreams about him where it turned out he was just sick for a long time (not too long for dream logic) & didn't really die I had a good relationship with him so my experience is of course different, but I know it fucks you up either way" @PrissyOrcGF *offers hugs* I had no idea we lost our dads at similar times in our lives. I often describe it feeling like a chunk of my heart will always be missing. It kinda healed over but the hole is still there. """No one wants Tarzan on a shirt because they never formed the same emotional connection with him that they did with the other Disney characters. No one includes Jane in a Disney Princess lineup because she didn't get her own song."" This is a good video. https://t.co/vtCIZnjgai" "He taught me a lot of things, but his most influential lesson wasn't one he intentionally gave: How to deal with losing your dad to cancer at 13." @Fishing4Control meanwhile i've had the reverse happen to me while my hormones have been out of whack i happen to LIKE clean orgasms D:< "@spookythewitch @LeafTilde @Fishing4Control okay now explain what happened when i became a vampire and literally all she would say to me is ""something's shifted in the moons, sister""" @Fishing4Control @LeafTilde EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING @AzazelAfterDark heck is there any kind of reduction plan for when we're done? >.> "@Fishing4Control @LeafTilde VALID but I would call it queer af in that instance :P and to be clear, my skyrim marriage was a gay one, but cishets made that game" "@LeafTilde @Fishing4Control cishet stepfordization, like all cishet kinks, sucks, unfortunately" @QueerestWinters @Calliethulhu mmmmmm more shitposts please~ @Fishing4Control I forgot all the names from that game but that one werewolf chick who's like super awesome and dommey? Yeah I married her and she instantly become all generically stepford housewifey made me feel like my waifu had gotten lobotomized D: @Calliethulhu T̝̱͈̹͎ͯͣͮͮ̍͠ ̮̹͚̩̳̙ͣ͊͊O̺̻̳͑ͥ ̯̇̌̈ͅŌ̞̳̹̲͌̔͞ ̨̤̝̲̰͚ͅ ͂̍̃ ̐̐̾̂̅͜Ļ͇̥ͥ̓̏ ͏̲͙̬̹Ą̟̹̗̈͐ͬ ͇͙͓̙̙̑ͭ̂T͙̟͔̼͉̞̜ͭͤ̓ͪ̂̓̚͠ ̪̮̥̤̬̥̻́͛͛̅̾E͕͚͖̞̻ͮͥ @PrissyOrcGF You're so goddamn pretty Morgan gosh 😍 Dysphoria LIES D:< "@AzazelAfterDark gosh i mean if that's standard, i guess i gotta start somewhere >.>" "that's all my material for this joke workshop i've never watched jojo and i never will y'all have a wonderful evening, tip your waitresses" stand stans "jojo fans, aka bronies 2" @FairyKnightGwen Same! 💕💕💕 @FairyKnightGwen Gosh I guess we're both gorgeous girls then! :3 @LeftAtLondon Nat I'm pretty sure you're younger than I am don't talk about being old D: @AzazelAfterDark wh what's standard size? o.o @FairyKnightGwen Gosh you're a positively gorgeous girl! 😍 "@ButchPuppy In other words I rarely know when to use the term instead of just saying ""transphobia"" and my guess would have been the description you said isn't accurate." "@ButchPuppy It's a term I still have trouble wrapping my head around, weirdly and embarrassingly enough. I guess my most concise question about the term would be, in general if something is transphobic towards trans women specifically/exclusively, is it a safe bet to call it transmisogyny?" @TheQueenSeKa @acutebitten @EvilScientress HELL YES MAXIMUM GAY @vampyfemme I KNEW IT THOSE FIENDS D:< @thebayleerenee my hottest take is Sonic games need their own genre category because they fundamentally fail as platofrmers even conceptually but we don't have to get into that right now :V @thebayleerenee Super Metroid is a classic. I also consider Hollow Knight to be contender for best platformer ever made. @JosieKendamu https://t.co/C6UWHeIa2l @vampyfemme plz @thebayleerenee Without exaggeration I consider Hollow Knight the best metroidvania ever made. "@JosieKendamu me, who doesn't read comics but knows a handful of obscure shit about comics through osmosis: why's professor x wearing ultimate reeed richard's helmet" @thebayleerenee It's a VERY good time sink in the best way so saving it isn't a bad idea. "@MaiaFranklyn oh don't you worry, there will absolutely be pictures :333" @Calliethulhu hheck >/////> "Still no shipping notification for my Hollow Knight Collector's Edition, but the store page for it no longer lists it as a preorder so I assume the ""late July"" shipping estimate is still basically a thing? Hopefully it's shipping this week!" @queerchangeling hECK. 👀💦 @TheQueenSeKa @EvilScientress @acutebitten gay~ @JosieKendamu omg that's awesome!!! @acutebitten @TheQueenSeKa sounds pretty lewd! "@TheQueenSeKa ""things,"" huh? :333" @FrigidElfChild @LeafTilde okay fair @BonnieMakes MY HERO 😭💕 @FrigidElfChild @LeafTilde I CAN USE THE SINK AND BATHTUB D:< D:< D:< @eilidhmax @LeafTilde FDHSFHB HEY!!!!!!! D:< @Transhockeygirl @LeafTilde wasp was on ceiling please advise @LittleEmmyBee i'm still learning >.> @Kaelyrhn >//////////< "@LeafTilde it's the bathroom, unfortunately D:" "@LittleEmmyBee I couldn't remember which consonant was doubled, the c or the p!! D:" "Mistress now has a job she goes to on weekdays and while I've been a good girl who takes care of stuff around the ranch in her absence, there are some things I simply can't take care of. But I'm at least responsible enough to warn others >.> https://t.co/AQtCtKnmp7" Had a dream I found a lady satyr in the wild who immediately trapped me with magic upon discovering my presence before forcibly facefucked me. Can I have more dreams like that please??? fuck @NewGenderWhoDis I know it's not the same (I think your situation is in many ways far worse) but my dad died a full 15 years before I came out. He'll never know he had a second daughter. I haven't known what it's like to have a dad for over half my life now. And it still fucks me. *offers hugs* @Estrace666 Valid "I'm in a very Majora's Mask mood tonight. I should replay it sometime soon, I think. Anyway, have some screenshots of one of the few moments in the entire Zelda series to make me cry. https://t.co/dPr14VQ2ZM" @Kalindlara It's why I love the game so much and why I'm so into the deeper corners of the lore of the the Child Timeline "Link didn't actually defeat Majora. It still had the last laugh. It still claimed the Hero of Time's life, a far greater prank than merely making a moon fall. Majora's Mask never really let's you go. You never really get to escape that sense of dread. ""Everybody, Stalfos"" https://t.co/RUiohllGcM" "The other doomed soul is Link, as we learn later in the series. ""Anybody who comes into the forest will be lost. Everybody will become a Stalfos."" https://t.co/bxb55Kpq1M" It's true that Link saves Termina by the end of Majora's Mask. But near the end of the credits we see the Deku butler discovering the twisted remains of his son. He was killed before the start of the time loop. He's one of two people you can never save. https://t.co/Ru6ztJjBQU @Fishing4Control okay but like literally me except it was only like 150 followers @Lilkittenleon You're so welcome! It is after all Majora's Mask primary goal as a piece of media! @Fishing4Control i feel compelled to say this almost weekly @emuchaton 👅~ me when i was trying to get lots of followers: big threads about important trans issues me when now that i'm trying to be more true to myself and slow my follower growth to keep it from going to my head: yes pee on me for i am babey both seem effective somehow?????? LOVE YOU ALL 💕✨✨✨ "me like a week ago: i think my follower count has pretty much plateaued, it gets way too weird on here i probably scare people off me after getting like 150 new followers since then for no reason: ... yeah okay" @Tricliniagain OMG THAT'S CUTE THO @QuestForTori gosh same >w> @MapleReam OH MOO GOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOPLE!!! 🎂🎉🎊💕💕💕 @TheQueenSeKa @StebMcDreb look it's not my fault a spike of pleasure so often follows pain okay @TheQueenSeKa @StebMcDreb Same! July of 2016 was just a couple months before I figured out I was a girl. (Took a bit longer to discover I was a pain slut tho >.>) "This is awesome, I so rarely get to throw alt-r*ght/anti-sjw/ch*nner memes back at them (and they are SO bad at taking what they dish out so it's often tempting) because they're usually inherently bigoted in some way." I think there's really only one response to any weebs who are upset over this: https://t.co/msih59ObOH "Characters who are 100% Word of God Canonically Trans: Jenny Wakeman Timmy Turner Junkrat D․Va Samus Aran Sylveon Link Donkey Kong Bowser Luigi Yes, there are way more. Cis people give us more every time they complain about this. Sorry, I don't make the rules." @DevourerRose Honestly it's mostly just remembering to do it. We appear to all be equally bad at it. -A @BonnieMakes When shitty RPGs give me less and less choice I tend to get really bitter lol @BonnieMakes Was so disinterested with the story from the first moment that I RP'd a character who was over her terrible husband and shitty kid & was ready to start her own life in the wasteland. Near the end when the game wouldn't let me leave my robot clone son underground to die I was done @BonnieMakes Totally valid! The last thing of theirs I played was Fallout 4 and I was uhhhhh not impressed. my headmates don't even sign their tweets wtf is that nonsense in my pinned tweet @Hypnothulhu it does something similar for me as well "@Fishing4Control transphobia is considered a ""safe"" outlet for bigotry everywhere else of course some corners of leftist spaces are okay with it too :/" @Fishing4Control I still need to beat Dishonored 2 but I can't say I disagree tbh it occurs to me that if elder scrolls 6 isn't at least a little better than fallout 4 i think i'll be well and truly done with bethesda like there'll be nothing left keeping me interested in what they're doing @Fishing4Control my first playthrough i was METICULOUS @Fishing4Control oh my god i feel like i was in that cave for 80 hours "@Fishing4Control @Flailmorpho_ @Calliethulhu Anyway, I feel like this could've been foreseen" @Fishing4Control @Flailmorpho_ @Calliethulhu Remember that one time Game Grumps got irrationally mad at a GameFAQs author for not describing where the Knuckles emeralds are (because they're randomly placed) and they said his name & called him out & then had to edit the name out which is something I didn't even know YT did? "@gwen_no_fear this tweet in particular is a mood, oof :/" @BonnieMakes @KatDanger2 personally I prefer gay up livin' :V "@SpectraSystem For me it's a case of they both pull off G1 really, really well just in slightly different flavors, and visually at least there's not much that pushes one over the other beyond the new one's feet which I do prefer despite not hating the other's feet by any means." "@SpectraSystem Ugh, I really can't pick a favorite beyond being sure I want to buy the newer one first. They both have their strengths imo!" @emuchaton are the cishets okay @ButtGoblin666 that's hilariously clueless hahaha @spookythewitch omg @norintha we need a set of these "@Waffliesinyofac I'm a Majora diehard and the only thing I'd agree with there is the ice arrows complaint. Bomber's notebook, the clock on the screen itself, and yeah the song of double time like you said are all big improvements. But to each their own!" "@Waffliesinyofac Yep, it's a big part of the reason I always hesitate before suggesting the 3DS version :/" "@DongsJ They've been a thing for like a decade+ now & there's easily 10+ major companies making stuff and countless smaller ones with a figure or two of their own. I try to stick with Hasbro stuff because it's cheaper & easier to keep track of, but some 3rd party figures I just need lol" "btw since the first tweet is worded really awkwardly: THIS was the Azalea I ended up buying years ago. And like, while I appreciate what they were trying to do, I can't say I care for this figure very much :/ (Picture isn't mine, I found it on Google) https://t.co/KNzqXAG7TB" @KeiraJaneReed I think I'm forced to agree! Glad I found out about this figure when I did before buying the original. Is there an an actual Arcee design/designs they're pulling from or is this somehow more Arcee than the actual Arcee? @TimonicWulfgar @Kitty_Squeakle @Calliethulhu literally one of my favorite superhero costumes of all time and yes please i wanna see Callie in it >.> "Also, like... I get it, Arcee. My shoulders are too wide too 😭" "I do still want her because there's a lot of other reasons to love her (like that articulation, goddamn), but I think that's what happened there." "Okay okay okay I think I remember how I ""missed"" this release. I stopping paying attention to updates on the figure because I felt her shoulders were too wide. Kinda shitty that for most of the promo pictures they kept her at an angle (even this one obscures her shoulders a bit) https://t.co/SiO0XS8x1S" @anplushie @SpectraSystem I'm almost certain xe's seen it :P I just somehow missed the final product (though I do seem to recall possible prototype pictures and then I just lost track?) "The original has her own unique charm, though... SIGH I'll probably end up getting both but I think I'll try the newer one first." "Ooooh the new one's feet are completely different! She upgraded to heels! That's... okay I unironically love that, I'm not sorry." "But yeah as a G1 Arcee fan, I'm really impressed by the pictures. Many companies (Hasbro included) have tried to get that perfect balance of proportions, alt mode, and kibble and this new Azalea looks like it nails it. Really pumped for this figure :333 https://t.co/4afyY2myNf" "I'm not usually a stickler for alt modes, especially for female characters where I'd gladly trade a not so great alt mode I'm rarely going to see anyway for a more femme figure, but holy shit this is just about perfect??? How the fuck did they do that? https://t.co/pOX8gfewZL" Anyone know what all the updates are? I think I prefer the lighter pink of the original here (though even as I say that I'm going back and forth) so I might get the original instead. I think the new one added that smiling face which is kinda irresistibly charming... https://t.co/qnqLW1P7Nk Okay apparently Mastermind Creations did ANOTHER Azalea that actually looks like my ideal version of Arcee that I somehow missed (despite buying the original grumble grumble) and now they have this upcoming repaint (possibly retool?) of that mold that I absolutely just preordered https://t.co/SDbsjTnoCv @TheQueenSeKa @Calliethulhu @AliceAvizandum brings new meaning to the term size queen @Calliethulhu @AliceAvizandum i'm getting grs for extra pocket space and no other reason "@DevourerRose And like, worst case scenario, oops, that was actually a Kat thing, not a Alice/whoever thing. I know she knows I'm trying. I'll get better at it. We all understand." "@DevourerRose That's a better way to describe it, I think I used to be more passive in order to both assure myself it was all real, and to be more kind to my headmates. But yeah like you said, acting with intent and just trusting that it's what a given headmate is saying/meaning is way better" "@DevourerRose Also! Trying to sort out ""Was that a headmate who isn't Kat thinking that, or Kat trying to make this real?"" And the weirdest part of that question, is it's sometimes both. It's... yeah. Lol." "@DevourerRose Or maybe a better way to describe it might be: Alice doesn't doubt we're plural, but Kat sometimes does. The doubt and need to keep interrogating the feelings is still present even when we switch, but the level of confidence it's happening varies. Hard to describe." "@DevourerRose Fragments make everything so complicated. Like, interesting, but complicated. For me it makes interrogating pluralness very difficult. Not exactly what you're talking about but recently it was ""I'm Alice? But I still feel like parts of Kat. But I'm not Kat. But Kat's not gone?""" @GwenStarlight @DevourerRose Aaaaaa I'm so glad I was able to help you realize that! 💕💕💕 "@DevourerRose That's fair. When Joi was her own headmate, she got her name from Blade Runner 2049 and her appearance from GLaDOS, lol Alice too borrowed her appearance from a movie." "@GwenStarlight @DevourerRose When Joi was her own headmate, she liked wearing femininity as a kind of costume, and she wore it confidently. It was something she chose to engage with and I admired her for it." @DevourerRose Refresh my memory on what fictive means in this context? "@GwenStarlight @DevourerRose Synthetic headmates' genders are really cool imo. I mean we only have the one (she likes the term AI), but it's a fascinating space to occupy, if that makes sense. Gender can be fun." "@DevourerRose We're not nearly as interesting, lol We have mostly girls, then there's some nonbinary feels present in one of us, but she merged with Alice who's kind of a cis girl so we're not yet sure what that means, and then there's the femboy." @FrigidElfChild Not at all 💕 @FrigidElfChild That's fair. I do think you came at this from a healthy perspective and didn't come off as overly skeptical. Hopefully I didn't come off as upset 💕 @DevourerRose Honestly we're secretly delighted that we get to be plural to have even more perspectives on gender than we otherwise would have. "@FrigidElfChild Basically I think having two separate groups, one that uses dehumanizing language that paints a very specific picture of trans women, and another that thinks of trans women in a similar way and acts upon those thoughts to cause harm, is enough to argue the term should be retired." "@FrigidElfChild Btw I admit this can be complicated. I've recently come to terms with the fact that, in consensual kink play at least, I enjoy the occasional slur used to describe me, lol. I'm mostly talking about ignorant cishet men using that slur being a bad thing." "@FrigidElfChild I don't think you're going to find that example. And I guess I can't convince you of this, but like I've said I don't think such a thing is necessary to suggest normalizing that word can be dangerous." "@FrigidElfChild Okay, then if we're calling that a causal link, I would say there is one. How would one hypothetically prove that without sounding like they're speculating, though?" "@DevourerRose Our male headmate is a femboy, lol. I don't feel any dysphoria when thinking about him. If anything I get the same rush thinking about him as I do from most kinky gender-fuckery. We're not talking about like, finding out pre-transition self. He's still a ghost." @FrigidElfChild *sadly common scenario accidentally a word there "Btw I could think of worse times to mention this: We're pretty sure there's a boy in our system, but it's taken a while to get to know him. Suffice to say I wasn't able to completely run from masculinity for good. I just needed a bit of space from it for a couple years." "@FrigidElfChild So in way, sure I would say the word itself can be dangerous. But that doesn't mean there's a direct causal link between saying ""trap"" and trans women getting murdered. Sometimes society doesn't work that simply. Sometimes small things add up." "@FrigidElfChild Normalizing dehumanizing language contributes to dehumanization. Not to say without that word there'd be no transphobia or anything, but if it became commonplace to think of all trans women as traps for heterosexual men, that would make things worse for us." "I don't know that it's something all sapphic transfemmes can pull off. I understand that for many of us, there's a lot of trauma to work through. I wouldn't for a second suggest this is something all of us can conquer. But I'm happy I've been able to grow past that initial fear." "I could keep going. Basically while I'm still don't fully trust masculinity in its cishet form, queer masculinity I've become comfortable with, but it's taken a lot of work on my part." "Between having transmasc friends, having genderfluid and bigender friends, admitting to myself that I do like boys when they're femme, being friends with plural systems with the occasional male headmate, having bi or pan friends..." "I have endless sympathy for sapphic transfemmes who are severely uncomfortable being near masculinity of any kind, but for myself, I've been able to become less and less terrified of it over the course of my transition." "@FrigidElfChild I think calling it speculation is entirely missing the point, though. It implies a direct link was ever argued or could ever be found. It doesn't need to be. That word being normalized is dangerous and it's not hard to understand why." "@FrigidElfChild Normalizing the word trap to describe trans women normalizes the culture that gets us killed, which is why a lot of us are so upset by it. (I know you're not arguing that it should be normalized tho)" "@FrigidElfChild I don't think so, but there doesn't need to be. ""Trap"" inherently describes a very specific, sadly scenario caused by toxic masculinity, transphobia and homophobia that absolutely leads to trans women (mostly trans WOC) getting killed." "@2hu_crunchwrap It's kinda like ""Congrats, you're trans! Enjoy all this trauma you've been gathering and holding onto for your entire life"" Like before I came out I had no idea how much it was all slowly killing me :/" @SorbetJungle @Daemonia94 Y'all do incredible work for just four of you! Thank you for being so awesome 💕 "@FrigidElfChild mood, tho that used to be something I dealt with a ton but it's gotten easier with time" @Daemonia94 Keeping them @'d in this question is causing me a lot of anxiety as I'm 99% certain the answer is no and I'd rather not waste the time of whoever runs their Twitter account. @SorbetJungle Thank you!! 😭💕💕💕 "@SorbetJungle Yup, NDK! Bought her two years ago and I guess it's fitting that it's just around the corner again. I think that's where I'll buy my replacement, thank you so much 💕💕💕" "@SorbetJungle I appreciate y'all telling me she can be patched but the damage is enough that my OCD is gonna be bothered by it forever. I'd really rather have a replacement, as much as I tend to anthropomorphize my stuffies." ".@SorbetJungle I don't mind waiting for more giant Croconanas to be in stock, but I do want to make sure it's not discontinued? I just realized the con I got her at is in a few weeks so I might just stop by and buy another one in person lol" My giant Croconana stuffie has been fatally wounded by one of our kitties! Sorbet Jungle still sells them but they're currently out of stock. :/ https://t.co/T43jXuFqIw I know very little about old computers but I do love learning about old tech and this video is surprisingly *exciting* of all things. This guy finds an old Sierra computer with a barely functioning hard drive but the data is still there! https://t.co/AwRamJ1koX "I will say though that if you're at all curious about what the original is like, definitely give it a try. Unlike the original version of OoT vs the remake, I think the N64 version of MM is worth trying at least once The Zora swimming was downright *exhilarating* to me as a kid" "@IcyWitch35 They likely made that change because of the tight corridor swimming found in a number of dungeons, but the solution they landed upon was less than ideal." "But if you ever find yourself running out of magic at inopportune times for your Zora form's swimming speed, you're not imagining things-- that's an issue that didn't use to be there in that way. The game is still enjoyable, though." "If you're curious and never played it before, definitely play the 3DS version. The vast majority of the changes improve the game immensely." "This guy would have been 3 when MM was originally released, and I often worry when I add the Zora swimming speed caveat to a recommendation to play the 3DS remake, I'm just being weird and nostalgic. Nope, the kids agree with me lol" "Found a guy on YouTube who's ten years younger than me doing retrospectives on old games, and I'm delighted that he agrees with me that the Zora swimming speed in the Majora's Mask remake being altered wasn't a great change despite him not playing the original when it was new." "@piperwantsahug @VerafiedBabe @KamenSpider All three of the listed characters are technically AFAB, so headcanoning them as trans makes sense." @VerafiedBabe @piperwantsahug @KamenSpider as did Waspinator and Inferno @TwippingVanilla @Esper_Lily Pregnancy brain? @punished_chuds I'd love to go to one of their live shows! Jen was the one who got me into them lol also do chasers know that is objectively the least sexy thing to call us I've been listening to a lot of F+ lately and I can just hear this being read by them clear as day in my mind. https://t.co/HrZSo4Nbiv "@thebayleerenee Yeah my endo was like ""Every two weeks means you kinda go up and down in mood, but every week should keep things even all the time."" Seemed like there was no downside to taking it every week so I picked that." @thebayleerenee My endo and I decided on weekly injections @tiptransformed uhhhh i sure hope not @Hypnothulhu god none of the fucking gifs are loading on this shitty internet but pretend i posted a gif of a car speeding away gonna drive over the atlantic @Hypnothulhu are you accepting straps perchance @AliceAvizandum I've never even heard of such a thing before today. That's horrific. @OutcastToad He's a Predacon Fuzor by the name of Injector! I have an uncle that lives in Gilroy. I don't think he was there during the shooting (I'm sure I would've heard about it if he was) but this is the first time a shooting in America has hit this close to home for me. I've been to the garlic festival. "@vexwerewolf And btw I completely understand where you're coming from. It's gonna take a while before you like your reflection. I hope it's soon, but it WILL happen. Until then it's perfectly valid and normal to not like how you look 💕💕💕" "@vexwerewolf This I think is why people talk about glowups in reply to transition tweets instead of saying ""You look great"" or ""You look so much better."" It's different for every trans person." "@OneLameShark We foolishly thought the chickens were getting territorial, lol Mind you Mistress is better at running things but she has a weekday job now." @aliceincamera I feel like I should get more creative in my reply but I've never been in a position where a crush of mine has asked for something like that gosh >////> "@aliceincamera I think you're really, really hot and I really want to do extremely lewd and gay things with you if I'm ever lucky enough to visit the UK :333 💕💕💕" I know this advice isn't likely to help very many of you but when herd animals like alpaca act like there's a predator nearby: There is. There just is. Trust them. "so, a coyote has been eating our hens :/" @VerafiedBabe Injector actually has a small but dedicated fanbase lol """this place isn't even THAT bad, okay??? also, completely unrelated, but make sure you read the rules so that this not bad place can't get worse even though it's totally cool here""" """Did you know only 1% of Twitter users make this place shit. Make sure you're not one of them and read the rules!"" Like okay, you're making it sound like it's statistically very improbable for me to break the rules(???) but thanks?" me in two days https://t.co/tQGPVpjbdH Both the pharmacy in the same building as my endo and the pharmacy near where I live are out of injectable estrogen so I can shoot up the girl juice until Wednesday 😭😭😭 "@Rory__Walker @CelticAnarchy @Kate_Bunni in an ideal world without capitalism, you just get a weighted blanket like why does it being a specialty good make it inherently capitalistic wtf lol" @Rory__Walker @CelticAnarchy @Kate_Bunni I don't but that sounds AMAZING lol @BonnieMakes 12 more days! @CelticAnarchy @Kate_Bunni lol I was following her but I'm not anymore @machtackle Yes that was why my phone alerted me about it for like the third time lol. The first couple of times were just talking about the problem I guess? *Well I'm Curse this phone "Well like glad I asked. That shit's been a thing since the N64. I thought maybe it meant when the joycon attach points started to loosen. I've experienced joycon drift exactly once, but restarting the system worked. Hopefully I won't be seeing anymore." "To fellow Switch owners: What is joycon drift? My phone that sometimes shows me news from Google on its own was really, really convinced I wanted to read about it for several days." @lumpen_rose I hate injections too but Mistress is willing to do them for me @AnnieTheBruce But just in case: What kind of mental state issues should I watch for? "@AnnieTheBruce Oh yeah I'm gonna report any bad effects to my doctor immediately. If my body needs less, that's fine, but I was given the choice for max and so I wanted to try it lol" @lumpen_rose Max for pills I think is 8mg but I'm not a doctor. Injections are either every other week or weekly. "My endo rocks. ""So the max dose for injectable estrogen is 10mg. I don't want to give you too much but we're gonna check your levels either way in a few weeks. I'm thinking 8 or 10, what do you think?"" I absolutely went with maximum girl juice." 12! I watched the premiere! I ALWAYS FORGET THAT THEY DO THIS AT MY ENDOCRINOLOGIST'S OFFICE IT'S SO SWEET 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/vdybatzu15 @TheSecretCallie WAIT WHAT "@lumpen_rose A lot of people did it, don't worry about it 💕" @machtackle That's hilarious and quite fitting for the character. I actually read the issue that introduces him so I do have some amount of context. You said for a good part of the run. I'm guessing his alt mode is revealed at some point? "I still need to get more into the IDW comics than I have, but is Rung a targetmaster in the comics? Does he have an alt mode? I know the joke is everyone forgets about him, so like is his alt mode just a mystery? https://t.co/q9bb9velF6" @Fishing4Control can men please stop uhhhhh whatever that is I'm probably overreacting but I'm just tired of seeing that same reply. "You wouldn't reply ""I don't know a woman who wants to be intimate with me"" to a tweet worded that way, would you? Nah, because it implied the existence of a girlfriend for you, you have to get mopey in my notifications which I have literally no response to." "The tweet was made because a friend of mine was lamenting that a lot of cis guys apparently avoid playing her with tits during sex. Another way to word the tweet might've been ""Women actually do like to have their boobs touched while being intimate, in general.""" @qirenni @FrigidElfChild I really need to do that. I hear Google can also transcribe voicemails so you can read them instead of listen to them. "But it's fucking selfish and rude to make it about you. Even taking the tweet at its most literal, least funny interpretation: It's not talking to you. Sorry, but isn't. Make your own tweet." "It's truly not about how I don't have sympathy for you. I've been there. Fuck, I didn't even get a girlfriend until I was 25 and it quickly unraveled because of my unrecognized dysphoria. But up until that point I thought I was unlovable and unfuckable." """I'm gonna take this lighthearted funny tweet and make it about how lonely I am"" How about, and this is gonna sound wild but, Don't?" "If you see a tweet that says ""please suck your girlfriend's tiddies"" and you don't have a girlfriend, Obviously the tweet isn't referring to you. What the actual fuck do you want me to say? I'm legitimately sorry about that, now go away." "@trgrrl Hell it's not even just about assigning blame. The 1% are the only ones who can quickly and easily fix this too. Like, maybe we'd get somewhere with a big violent revolution but uhhhhh doesn't seem like enough of us are down for that so we're at their mercy." "@trgrrl I know to what's probably most people this sounds like shirking responsibility, but the 1% are to blame here. Completely. Like it's not even a contest. They killed our planet, not us. And they LOVE it when we try to blame each other for it." @ClockworkQTDoll Fuck I'll get anxiety from fucking Twitter DMs. Often. I dunno if businesses texting me a ton would make me less anxious but I want to try that at least. "@ClockworkQTDoll I get anxiety from phone calls, voicemails and even physical letters in the mail! Can't remember the last time I opened a letter. Regardless I think emails/texting should be implemented in more places. Then they can try everything and people can answer the form they prefer." "@CadenceLikesVGs Even for people for whom communication comes naturally like myself, removing body language makes it ten times harder for no fucking reason. It was the best tech we had for nearly 100 years but we have better stuff now." @FrigidElfChild Tomorrow I have to block off a day where I have to listen to as many voicemails as I can stand. Long story but I now know there was some important calls in there I have to return. I'm not looking forward to it D: "@FrigidElfChild Is this something that like most phones do now? It's infuriating. I remember an old flip phone of mine used to do it that way, but that was pre-apps. For a short glorious time I had an app that just had a list of every voicemail with its number and I could pick and choose." I just... can't people send me emails? I know it's less secure but we need something better than this. It's so backwards. Before it would tell me about each new voicemail and list the number of the person who left it BEFORE I had to listen. Now it just lists the phone number I have to call to listen to them ALL. My anxiety makes it so I now listen to voicemails EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFORE. "Also this isn't a thing that affects all phones but my brand new phone, a Galaxy S10+ I believe it's called, basically downgraded how my voicemails work." "Also you know how most cell phones sound like garbage compared to landlines, & how robocalls have made using your phone (cell or landline) a living nightmare? Obviously we can't do away with phones entirely but this feels like something we're doing because The Olds like it" @deathpigeon It's probably because implementing that would be slightly (SLIGHTLY) more complicated and they figure most people would find the phone easier. "Like if we're cutting out body language anyway, why the immediacy of in-person communication? That makes it harder. Let me carefully choose and write out my words first if we're going to basically talk blindfolded." "Old people who run the world: Here's this device that let's you talk to anyone, with all the immediacy of talking in person, but missing body language, aka 90% of communication Me: How about we use texting, emails, the internet, etc? Olds: Me: Olds: You can talk to anyone!" @deathpigeon Seemingly nowhere other than pizza delivery is there a place where EVERYTHING can be done online despite that being ridiculously easy to implement across the board and I hate it so much. @HeckEngine You could actually make that sentence mean what I suspect you want it to mean if you said the web and not the internet (they're not the same thing) @null_homotopic uhhhh that better not be why it tastes like that "@HeckEngine The internet didn't get super popular where seemingly everyone had access until I was in my teens, but I'm gonna take you at your literal word and join club Not Old :P" @HeckEngine That's a much fairer measurement of old than you realize. The internet existed in the 80's. @vexwerewolf CUTE. @IEatAccordions https://t.co/g7vtBuXDn8 @vexwerewolf It's a doll maker believe it or not! I thought they were all commissions too before someone linked it to me. https://t.co/g7vtBuXDn8 @KatiKnitt His eyes look sad. It's always apparent in transition timelines. "@TheSecretCallie A sex worker friend of mine recently said being successful at it isn't about how hot you are, but how well you market yourself and I think she was right." @behsss @theirpronouns 100% true facts! "@KatiKnitt lol possessed is such a good word for it I don't even know who the guy was that I stole this body from, but I know he'd like nothing more than to be a girl so it works out. Your glowup is incredible! 😍✨" Made one of these but I'm not sure I want it to replace my profile pic so I'll just share it here ✨ https://t.co/IFirR8QGjK AND NOT EVEN THE FUN KIND OF ASS "literally 18 more weeks with these balls i'll get there, but still fuck spiro" i'm just saying why's spiro gotta taste like minty ass @FrigidElfChild enjoy that hubris while you can~ "@FrigidElfChild While your dominant glares in the corner, patiently waiting." @punishedgaycat That was me pre-transition and it turns out I wasn't as comfortable as a man as I thought I was. "@shnupz That's reassuring to here and I didn't even realize I needed the reassurance, thank you 💕" @Calliethulhu Wanna visit the UK and try local weed strains fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeah! @Calliethulhu FUCK yes!! "@hasrock36 @NewGenderWhoDis In general I'd only accept blocklists from others that you trust 100%. False positives happen to everyone, but if you're the only person in charge of your own blocklist, at least you know due diligence was done. Sorry, I've been burned by a lot of other blocklists in the past." @QuestForTori i'm like 70% sure my little brother owned those @NewGenderWhoDis Also there's an upper limit of I think 5k? But it still works wonders. "@NewGenderWhoDis On new Twitter it might make the site break and you might have to delete your cookies to log back in, but the terfs should still be blocked." "@NewGenderWhoDis Google ""twitter blockchain [firefox/chrome]"", install the addon, then click the blockchain button while you're looking at someone's follower list." "@NewGenderWhoDis Seriously tho, you're aware of blockchain, right? Its functionality with new Twitter is kinda shoddy, but it might help in getting those terfs out of your mentions :/" @NewGenderWhoDis hi do we need to be terfs to sign up for this asking for a friend @QuestForTori I should really get a shark sona "@CelticAnarchy I'm torn between ""Well shit acting like we only have two years left probably isn't going to hurt"" and ""But then again I feel like we're already past the point of no return even if we had 20 years""" @CelticAnarchy Why are people saying 18 months now? Was there a new report? I thought we had like 11 years? @TimonicWulfgar @FrigidElfChild @vampyfemme wow look at that flustered kitten @Quinn__tessence @Calliethulhu holy shit even I'm surprised https://t.co/GRTaT99C0j @Calliethulhu I can't find my tweet number on new Twitter or mobile Twitter :/ "@itsviviactually (*asked for the character I thought we're least likely, rather)" "@itsviviactually God, if you asked for the character we're least likely to ever get a Masterpiece figure of... We'll get Transmetal 2 Cheetor before we get Quickstrike :P But honestly the entire cast of the show (even including Ravage) isn't that many. They could do everyone somewhat reasonably" @purrgesterone that's sweet of you to say thank you 💕 @FrigidElfChild ohhhh because of the hortin guy now i get it also why are you letting a corporation name things? it's like that kraft dinner thing :P @DroneFemme @Hypnothulhu lol so many of my mutuals have been talking about going back recently and no judgement at all but even as a regular there for almost a decade i haven't gone back since 2016 @SissaDreki :P https://t.co/JKR0QMIy1O @Multi_Sapphire I get those feelings too. Maybe it was yesterday. Maybe it was earlier today. Maybe a week ago? I dunno. @aliceincamera i know that mood extremely well and i don't understand why those so often coincide "@lumpen_rose for some, yes" "@lumpen_rose Testosterone is the horny hormone, even for cis women. Fixing it can include getting on progesterone, but it's not a guarantee and a lot of endos won't prescribe it." @KamenSpider omg I was so fucking confused for a second there https://t.co/40kTQCqkco Like I'm still not sure what day Alice took over our ranch chores but I guess it would make sense that it might cause the sensation of an extra day? @IcyWitch35 I figured it might be. Like I'm not even sure what it means but I know it's a plural mood if nothing else. "Memory issues that I'm pretty sure are plurality-related sure don't work the way I'd assume they do. Like it's less ""Omg where did the last hour go?"" and more ""Are we SURE there wasn't an extra day between Wednesday and Thursday???""" not really sure why loading gmail has to be A Whole Thing i know our internet sucks but i feel like this is just poor website design @lumpen_rose sounds like a plan 💕 Anyway I guess it's been obvious that I've been having a rough few days. Gotta stop believing the lies my brain makes up. I feel better than I have in a while. And I love my friends. "A while back I flew out to visit some friends. One of them I didn't know as well as the others, but they were kind enough to give me a ride back to the airport. The last thing I said to them was ""I'll miss you."" They gave an uncomfortable laugh. They don't follow me anymore." But hearing that the feelings are mutual really helps. There's a voice in my head that tells me I love my friends too hard. That I scare them away before even getting to become real friends. And anything that seems like proof of that fact feeds the worst parts of my psyche. "Sometimes I just need to be reminded that the love I express towards my friends isn't overkill. I don't really have an off switch for it but I can try to like, not share it as often if that's needed. I don't want to make folks uncomfortable." @Afroauthor mood :/ "@lumpen_rose even you, Rose 💕" "just had a friend reinforce how much they cared about me in DMs and i don't want to make a private thing public but suffice to say i have such fucking amazing friends that i'm not sure how i ended up deserving that but i'll fight to the death for y'all, okay?" goddess i have such amazing friends wtf "@DevourerRose Hmmmm I do know that happens with some folks, but I don't think that happened with this person lol" (talking about @/hmsnofun who honestly is safer not following this nonsense lol) (but i'm a big fan of their work and i'm flattered i even show up on their radar) "@dileganda (talking specifically about you, Totodile Propaganda :3)" @dileganda WOW talk about an account I should have been following the second it was created "@VNProtag CUTE AND HOT TBH I got to the point of lactating last year, but I fell behind on taking my E sublingually so now my levels are out of whack again. Getting injections soon tho so that'll help :3" @Roodypatooti There's nothing to apologize for at all! I thought maybe saying something would cheer you up :/ @CatkinsLap and i've yet to be peed on! sounds like we have a common interest 🤔 @Roodypatooti *notices you* @Fishing4Control Skyrim: A game where they present two flavors of fascism and call that Player Choice "i think if i just send a ""hi"" i'll get sad because like, that's not a conversation i can do better than that" @BoringNerdyKate to be fair bailey jay hit milf status years ago "@Kaelyrhn No, but I hate sounding like I'm playing favorites" "@deathpigeon That's fair. I wouldn't at all mind chatting more often with you, but I feel very connected to you on a level where I don't think I'll ever worry about drifting apart." @Kaelyrhn I'm a sub and I'm not clever. I'm probably being way too obvious about it but oh well >.> "@Kaelyrhn One of the specific people I had in mind did, yes lol" "@deathpigeon nah that doesn't work then you get a backlog of just ""hi"" ""hello"" ""how are you"" ""good"" lather rinse repeat" NEVERMIND THIS PART LOL https://t.co/cDPGAgn2Xv "sometimes i get overwhelmed by DMs but i promise, if you're one of the people i'm thinking of, i'll only ever feel joy seeing you in my DMs but like, i know it's not fair to expect the other person to do all the work so i want to get better at this" the people i'm talking about never seem to notice these tweets so i don't even mind being open about it lol and it's not a case of doubting that you like me i know you do we just don't chat enough and i'd like to change that "there's some favorite people of mine that i feel like i'm drifting from i wanna be closer with you i dunno, it's hard to force it :/" how does one message friends more often asking for a friend? 👀 @NeurologNyx Heck. 😍 @Kaelyrhn Oh perfect thank you! "@doublegearsys No, but I love that art too! :D" A bunch of you currently have profile pics from I think the same artist and it's making it a tiny bit confusing to tell y'all apart in my notifications at a glance. Out of curiosity tho who's the artist? when a small-ish youtuber keeps liking your tweets but won't follow you back 😤 is it the piss? it's probably because of the piss :V @emuchaton gonna roll the dice and see if I get a reply~ "@Tricliniagain @Calliethulhu i mean, subs, hopefully" "i've given it a lot of thought, and i gotta say being gay is a 10/10 experience imo" @SharpDressdDyke this toy has a dark aura and i need it @sillygaymiria this might come as a shock but i think i might be too wow??? "@AJisValid No, it was PotP which is part of Generations. It was the third line in the Prime Wars trilogy. It's mostly just been Masterpiece stuff. Blakcarachnia is next, followed by Lio Convoy (who's from Beast Wars Neo I think?)" @TheFintauSystem hhhhhheck x_x 💦 @KatiKnitt DOUBLE YES @KatiKnitt YES. @KatiKnitt omg I don't think I've seen a selfie of yours yet but you're so pretty!! 😍 @PlaytonicGames behold your legacy (kinda) "seriously if they announce Scorponok, a character that hasn't had a single toy since 1996, I'll know Takara isn't fucking around" @kinkwitch OOF that sucks! D: Hope it happens sooner or at the very least the time goes quickly :/ @kinkwitch Oof. Hopefully an orchi will be in your future? "Honestly getting Megatron and Blackarachnia put me in a VERY good mood about this line. Optimus, Cheetor, and Dinobot are fan favorites and good guys. Megatron and Blackarachnia show that there's probably an intent to round out the entire cast, or at least the Season 1 characters" I'm somewhat annoyed that this release is putting us a figure behind getting the entire Beast Wars Season 1 cast in Masterpiece form (come oooooon Terrorsaur and Scorponok!) but tbh this guy looks rad af so I can't complain TOO much. https://t.co/PZFcpKbcDX @Kaelyrhn @Kate_Bunni @DameKraft It's okay. I know what you're talking about. Emotions are bigger and more capable of swallowing you whole on estrogen. There's definitely a learning curve involved with living with them. "@Rory__Walker I usually need someone helping for me to orgasm from nipple play, but it's definitely a thing! For me though orgasms and cumming has kinda decoupled in my head. I don't like, ejaculate from nipple play. It's just amazing rolling girlgasms :3" @Kaelyrhn EXACTLY "@Kaelyrhn @Kate_Bunni @DameKraft I don't want to give the impression that my depression went away with HRT. But the constant... I dunno what to call it other than a fog... was lifted. It was like, colors were brighter, and yeah I was mostly happier, though depression still hits every now and then." "Getting a lot of folks reminding me that you don't just get two erogenous zones with HRT. I think what happens is your skin gets thinner? Regardless the result is all of your skin will feel way more sensitive. Bites are orgasmic imo :3 Again, this has gotta be a cheat code???" @SteampunkPenny One of the first things you notice when walking into the house and I love that it gives off a hugely witchy vibe :3 @TwippingVanilla BEING A GIRL IS SO FUN 10/10 100/100 HUGE RECOMMEND WOW "@Kate_Bunni @DameKraft omg I remember that too! In a few weeks my mood just completely channged for the better. The fog lifted and I didn't even know fog was there! That's when the last remnants of my doubt that I was trans left me. Only a trans girl would feel that way with estrogen, I knew." @actuallyalice yeah tbh all of my skin is sooooooo much more sensitive now i love it so much 😭💕 Hell yeah I found this shirt I bought super early in my transition and it finally fits! https://t.co/dZU92Fed8y "@TheAshenCouncil Yeah I'm not gonna rush it, but even just playing with it lightly will be exciting. And my birthday's in May so HOPEFULLY five+ months will be enough lol" @Kaelyrhn THAT'S TRUE IT HAPPENED WITH ME TOO Head scritches are A. Maz. Ing. @TwippingVanilla @Maru_Mara76 @NewGenderWhoDis Yeah I was being super conservative in my estimate because I honestly don't fully remember. I feel like as early as 3 months but I didn't want to get anyone's hopes up. @Kate_Bunni YOOOOOOO YOUR TIDDIES GONNA FEEL SO GOOD "@TheAshenCouncil I wish you all the luck! I get a milestone in March too! If my healing goes as planned, my pussy should be ready for sex by then~ :333" @lezwitchmina YES YES YES BITING IN GENERAL FEELS AMAZING NOW THAT MY SKIN IS THINNER OR WHATEVER IT IS HRT DOES TO CHANGE SKIN SENSATION BUT ALSO PLEASE BITE MY TIDDIES OMG 💦💦💦 @TheAshenCouncil Yeah I'm the same way. Most of the time my genital dysphoria gets in the way of being touched down there. Soon I'll have a vag tho 😭 @EarlofNarwhals @SteampunkPenny @TenaciousRanch calling my Mistress old 😤 @Calliethulhu gosh then we'll both be truly elder trans "@lumpen_rose One thing I will say is while self-stimulation is better than it was pre-HRT< someone else touching my nips is 10 times better than that, so you might need help to know for sure :3" like how is it even fair that estrogen just straight up gives you two extra erogenous zones? this has gotta be some kind of cheat code right??? @Calliethulhu It's okay. I've made peace with being in my 30's :P But it'll happen to youuuuuuuuuu! "Seriously tho I say this about a ton of things, but the sensation in my nips developing on HRT might be one of my favorite changes I've experienced. Pre-HRT: Zero interest in nipple play Post-HRT: PLEASE squeeze my tiddies omg~ 💦 Nipple orgasms are real and AMAZING O_O" @Calliethulhu You implied ma'am was appropriate at 30 and made me feel old so I think you deserve this t b h D:< "@TenaciousRanch @EarlofNarwhals it's a meme, Mistress :P" """Imagine being covered in thousands of flies. Now imagine those flies suddenly turned into wasps."" Our bodies take no fucking prisoners, jesus." It's goddamn fascinating to me how incredibly vicious our immune systems are towards invading bacteria. https://t.co/UE8otXPz9o @Fishing4Control spent months in the tiddy mines toiling away @girlybuttercup RIGHT??? It's a really good parody! btw if you want a really good parody of the show made by the one and only Neil Cicierega recently: https://t.co/jQYytwMogI "I dunno I just never get tired of being told something was a complete fabrication, created by a writer, it never happened, you'd be wrong over and over again" I think the Jonathan Frakes/Beyond Belief meme might be my favorite meme of 2019 "@Transhockeygirl VALID All sex advice comes with a tiny ""get enthusiastic consent for it first"" warning" PLEASE 👏 SUCK 👏 YOUR 👏 GIRLFRIEND'S 👏 TIDDIES This has been a public service announcement ✨ @Fishing4Control Omg bless their heart but it's a good kind of hurt lol @Maru_Mara76 @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh I wish I could remember... probably by six months for me? I started HRT in June of 2017 and by the autumn things were smelling differently. @Fishing4Control awww wtf D:< Always be proud of your weirdness @AutomatonRaven just show me how much of a failed boy I am gosh 😍 @AutomatonRaven tbh I'd be down for a bunch of trans girls to bully me into a dress @Calliethulhu omg Callie let's play MtG together!! @AutomatonRaven WHOLESOME GOALS WOW @sillygaymiria hey ur super pretty 💕 @DanaGoblin We do wonder why it seems like so many of us are plural. We have guesses but they're only guesses. @QuestForTori TASTY LOOKING BORG @QuestForTori @SixArmedSweater w i g g l e @QuestForTori Mine have been too low lately and I really hope switching to injections on Monday will help x.x "If you're in an active, ideally on the small-ish side Discord server that you notice I'm already a part of, let me know so I can turn on notifications for it. I don't even know where to start." "I want to try to be logged onto Discord more often. I try not to be on too much because it's a drain on the household's limited internet, but I want to be available to talk to friends more than I am now. Just been missing people lately." @Calliethulhu yeah my shoulders have definitely lost some muscle I think (they look a bit bonier which is nice) but they're SO WIDE and I hate them so much x_x @emuchaton gosh we are so on the same wave length with this @zoe_trashgoblin probably plural then :P @ClockworkQTDoll we might be 6-ish but it's hard to keep track "@Hypnothulhu i'm a lesbian too and you're so goddamn valid because like, that's just objectively hot" @Tricliniagain @Hypnothulhu mood tho (we need to update our headmate list >.>) @EarlofNarwhals well i couldn't imagine being a singlet so we're even :P @transfilmtheory It's how it be! I'm over two years on HRT and I still notice growth it's amazing lol so many of the friends I've made on here realized they were plural it's really cool and also a little surreal "You're plural, she's plural, she's plural... I'M plural! Are there any other plural systems I should know about???" @sillygaymiria hey :3 💕 Do we know how big the individual bots are? Hard to tell from the photo but I feel like if they were deluxe sized those tiny paper signs would be comically small. FISHY BABIEEEEES 🐟💕💕💕 https://t.co/qKxM9nEA4R "I think I'm now classified as an old, loll. For me it was 90's cartoons, but especially stuff from Disney." @FOURLUNG IT WAS REALLY FUN AND CHILL THANK YOU 💕💕💕 @selahmorrigan @MilkshakeMolly Seattle is a fantastic place to visit if you're trans imo. I really hope to visit again soon! @suchnerve If they did that they'd make all the toads identical. Like it's one of my favorite RPGs of all time but I don't trust Nintendo with that franchise anymore. @AmyTheTotodile Oooh I'll look into that thank you! "My right monitor is the one I use for video/streaming stuff and I wish either YouTube or Twitch (tho ideally both) would have a feature where I can put the chat on the left of the stream (ie, middle of my screen setup) so I could more easily read it :/" "@FilthAlexis That's true. But in my personal experience, unfollows are usually intentional. I talk a lot about fetishes and I'm horny on main a lot. That's too much for a lot b of people and frankly, as much as it still hurts, that's a valid reason to unfollow me." @dour @_Lizstar_ YUP @ButtGoblin666 rocking like it's 2003 aw yeah I always worry this comes off as emotional manipulation. I don't think that's who I am. I'm just trying to be honest with my feelings. Truth be told I'd like to grow past this shit affecting me so much. "It was a mistake! I've been refollowed, at least this time. I dunno, I figured sharing a happy ending would be nice, especially given how otherwise depressed I've been today 💕" "@_Lizstar_ Sorry you had to Google it. I retweeted a link about it right before talking about it, but I realize that probably wasn't enough. I was angry and not thinking right." @shadow oh there's a name for it "@OneLameShark I got 'em for real chap on BBTS a little while back. The yellow one will always be Buzzsaw to me, one of the few Beast Wars figures I had as a kid." "@juuust_amanda @SharpDressdDyke That's indescribably sweet, thank you 💕💕💕" @EarlofNarwhals no i mean the poop of all trans people "i don't believe in karma or magic i don't think, but i know with every fiber of my being that every parent that pushes away their trans kid for being trans invites upon them the darkest forces this universe has at its disposal" "she has cursed herself with deserved self-loathing and a lifetime of regret and i eagerly anticipate the day she realizes that, even if i never see it" "i hope one day this cunt will look back at the literal tantrum she threw while she worked to actively push her daughter away forever and i hope she understands that nothing will ever soothe the bitter, lonely tears that follow she will hate herself, and she will deserve it" @VerlandJ You can absolutely make it! And I'll help where I can 💕 "@VerlandJ omg you're making me tear up! I'm so, so glad I could help. People like you are a big reason I stay on this site. I don't know how to properly express how happy you just made me by sharing that, so I guess we're even lol 💕" "like talk about being a literal supervillain suing your daughter because she transitioned means you're literally, objectively, scientifically an evil cunt" fun fact but the mom who sued her daughter for transitioning is morally obligated to eat all our poop all of it no utensils "@VerlandJ I'm gonna follow you back so you can DM me anytime with questions, okay? 💕" "@VerlandJ It's very scary, yes. But it's scary because of cis bigotry. Your gender is still real and you WILL be inwardly more happy if you accept it and transition. The scary times are ahead, but the best times of your life are too, I promise." "@VerlandJ Congrats on discovering the real you :3 There's still a LOT of growth to come, but you've taken your first step into a larger world 💕" "@VerlandJ You might not be a trans woman like me (there are MANY other genders than the two), but you're trans." "@VerlandJ That means you're trans. You're coming at it from the other angle that I did. I thought I was okay with being a man (I wasn't as it turned out), but I really wished I could be a woman." "I really want there to be a time travel story written by, for, and about trans people. Fuck cis audiences, make the story we all see in our heads. It would be a scary story, but one with a happy ending for sure." "@VerlandJ If you'd rather be a girl, you probably are." @SharpDressdDyke Sometimes I try to harden my heart. I'm 32 and it still hasn't taken yet. I suspect it's too soft. Some part of me believes it's for the better. @deathpigeon I suppose I believe in the you that believes in me :P "And hell even if their reaction was an immediate ""Oh that actually makes sense, I'd been wondering if I was trans"" I'd still be seeing them in what's probably the worst, scariest, most awkward time in their life. I dunno that's scary to me." "If I went back even just 5 years, most of my friends wouldn't know who they were and wouldn't believe who I was or what I was saying, and NOT just because I'm a time traveler. There'd be a much bigger block in them believing me." "We often joke about how trans people more than anyone else would take full advantage of time travel, but I think the trans perspective of time travel can be uniquely horrifying. Particularity if you're like me and surround yourself with trans friends & family now." "@deathpigeon I've been slowing down a ton too, so I doubt it :P" "Because guess what I did that a ton! I strongly wanted the trans people in my life to believe how much I understood, how much I respected them, and how much I admired them. I was probably embarrassing to be around. And they could probably all tell I was an egg, lol" "About a year before I came out as trans I went to like this free one-time class they had at the college I worked at that explained what being trans was to the cis people there. That's where I learned the whole ""OMG I'M SO SORRY I MISGENDERED YOU"" freakout Is Not Cool" "@deathpigeon I'll never catch up with you because you talk about real shit that actually matters lol I am not a proper Leftist who's Read Theory I am not an activist who has All These Articles and Research you should read I am trans, I'm often horny on main, and I buy a lot of toys" This was ABSOLUTELY me before I knew I was trans. I also did this with plural friends before I knew I was plural lol i would @ her but i worry it wouldn't come off as the 90% joking i intend it as if you can figure out who it is you get a cookie follower count does not matter and i really don't want a ton of a followers because i'm pretty sure that would kill me but i have a mutual who's follower count as of yesterday was kinda bumming me out because she surpassed me now i'm 2 followers ahead 👀 the race is on! seriously i've gotten so many new followers recently i'm so thankful but extremely confused I guess one silver lining is it's looking like my first furry con since coming out as trans will be one where I have a vagina 👀 "Oh fuck DenFur REALLY snuck up on me. At some point I started believing it was in October but it's actually next week! Even if it was October I haven't really been setting aside money to go, but I'm still sad I'm definitely going to miss it :/ I have mutuals who are going! D:" @MilkshakeMolly Seattle is a beautiful and extremely trans city. You'll love it :3 @Holly_Mtn I know I'll get there too! But I'm just gonna keep marching towards the date. I've wanted this since I first heard about it when I was 12. 20 years. No anxiety or fears will stop me from getting it. "@Skyroneous @BonnieMakes Takkun is a girl, though she's named after boy characters. She won't like Tobi, sorry :/ Dogs do not speak Cat and most cats find that extremely rude." @Holly_Mtn The community can definitely help. Mine's on December 3rd and I suspect the real nerves haven't started yet 😬 "@itsviviactually I get excited when it's a character that's never been a toy before. It's a weakness of mine, even if I know I don't like the mold. For what it's worth, I'm like 90% sure they improved the plastic in Greenlight. Her handfeel feels like Siege, not PotP." @BonnieMakes We had a lovely queercation up to Portland early last year. Hoping to do it again at some point. @BonnieMakes Had to look up what that was. Mistress had plans to fix up a bus and travel the country before the ranch opportunity fell into our laps. Once we're more settled we really want to do yearly queercations where the explicit goal is just to meet up with trans friends & be lewd lol "really wish a roadtrip to see some of my Twitter friends was feasible this year I miss y'all even for some of you I've never seen in person, I miss the fuck out of you :/" "@itsviviactually I mean I'm not combining them and didn't even know the combined mode had a name lol. If the individual parts are more famous that the combined robot, I keep them un-combined on my shelf. But I probably will be collecting them all. I like having at least one of every character." "@itsviviactually For me I could almost forgive the backpack and skirt if it weren't for the clown shoes and giant chucks of ugly, unmovable kibble on their shins." @itsviviactually For me it's less about mold reuse and more about that mold (AND the retool of the mold that Chromia had) sucks. A lot. Like the Takara Nightbird that was a repaint of Generations Arcee is objectively better than this. Takkun and Binx I've has since before I transitioned. I strongly feel that cats can tell when you transition. We've all been through a lot together. "I love all my kitties, but Takkun was my first kitty and she always comes to snuggle me when I'm feeling depressed 😭💕 (It's dark in here but I'm petting a kitty in this shot, I promise) https://t.co/F48Lg7i0an" @Holly_Mtn *offers hugs* Do you have a surgery date set? the anxiety from yesterday has been replaced with depression today so that's different at least "@Cosmic_Wyrm @SpoilersSpoils Any age can see a rated R movie if someone over 17 accompanies them, and even then that rule isn't always enforced and is by no means an actual law or anything." "and right on cue, the self-loathing" "I can't not think it's because I did something wrong, or because you thought about it and realized you don't much care for me being in your feed, and it shouldn't hurt but it does. I don't want to guilt anyone into following me though. So I do my best to just keep it to myself." mutuals I really care about unfollowing me fucks with me so hard it's silly and embarrassing but it's I don't know how to make it stop hurting @QuestForTori omg you'll never believe this but i'm baby too??? @LucyDoyle_1997 heck @emuchaton only if the halo poster can be there too And what about cis people? Could there really be people out there who are coincidentally the gender they happened to be assigned at birth? Our writers had fun with this one. It's a complete fabrication. We made it up. https://t.co/pjnmbefcnI @vexwerewolf @BrasilFurFest I missed most of that when it was happening but I'm shocked you got any pushback from that take. It was a legitimate concern then and now. "If brand-sponsored furry conventions becomes the norm the queer parts of the community WILL be forced out, no question. So let's fight to make sure that doesn't become the norm, okay?" @gwen_no_fear Violet you're so goddamn pretty wtf @LucyDoyle_1997 A sports bra that wasn't very good. The first bra I actually liked wearing and wished I had bought sooner was a proper underwire bra from Torrid. I'm getting this because I have genital dysphoria and I need to be free of that. Everything else my brain invents to make me anxious about doesn't matter. "I can tell my fears about getting GRS aren't rational or healthy when the thoughts ""having a girldick is one of the things that makes me unique"" and ""being a trans woman with a vag will make me a rarity, which will make me feel like a freak"" both occur in my head at once." @sillygaymiria Making friends with people I look up to in the trans community is one of my favorite thing to do tbh so I know that feel :3 @Fishing4Control @Transhockeygirl I'm in love with the energy of this tweet "Coupled with discovering the range of people I'm capable of finding attractive since starting HRT, I do wonder how much of this shift might've been hormone-based? Tho it makes just as much sense for it to be a dysphoria/euphoria thing so I dunno. Still a really fun change :3" "Basically it feels like before I was less concerned with actually feeling attractive. I don't know if that was a ""guy"" thing or a dysphoria thing, but now feeling attractive to others is a huge turn on in and of itself for me." "Back when I assumed I was a dude the the irrational relationship-based fear was ""what if I'm not attractive enough to get a girlfriend?"" Now the irrational fear is ""what if no one finds me attractive?"" And that small shift in priorities kinda fascinates me." @AngryNerdBird @girlybuttercup Yeah I just see them less. They're talked about less. I dunno. @squidlarkin True. To be clear tho I'm not worried about cis male chasers finding me less attractive. There's an odd absence of vagina-owning transfemmes even in transbian circles. Part of it must be how rare it is we can afford the surgery but it feels like more than that and it worries me "Basically, I'm usually able to keep from openly sobbing. I try to be courteous to other audience members. With Tony's funeral, I was sobbing. I couldn't hold it back at all. It was cathartic." Fun fact since we're past the point of avoiding spoilers for Endgame now: Tony's funeral was the hardest I can remember crying during any movie. And I watch a lot of movies. My dad dies when I was 13 and father loss in movies fucks me up. But Tony is a special kind of dad. "@girlybuttercup But it still feels like after you get one, you disappear in some ways. It's scary to think about." "@girlybuttercup It's a somewhat passive fixation. Despite my anxieties, at least non-op trans girls aren't openly shaming transfemmes with vaginas or something. And I recognize that most transfemmes who want a vaginoplasty will never be able to get one." I guess some folks are glad this was cut? I assume it was cut for pacing reasons but I crave as many opportunities as possible to cry during movies so I'd be for including this scene tbh "@_Lyude I appreciate the reminder, but I don't want both. That would be really dysphoria-inducing for me." "@EarlofNarwhals The depressing thoughts in question mostly revolve around having sex with other trans people while I still have my girldick, tho. There's only so much I can do to make that happen lol" "This sounds really weird but I need y'all to indulge me, please. Having a vagina as a trans girl won't make me less attractive, right?" "switching between ""getting a vaginoplasty in 18 weeks is way too soon what about all the things I haven't done with my girldick yet"" and ""getting a vaginoplasty in 18 weeks may as well be an eternity from now why can't it be tomorrow"" is one helluva trip lemme tell you" @BootlegGirl @Cassterix @NewGenderWhoDis @persenche Yeah Dever Health doesn't take you off your hormones before surgery because there's no evidence it's needed and it just makes patients miserable. Hopefully more places catch on. "@BonnieMakes @NewGenderWhoDis I mean I'm something of a musk expert or ""muskslut"" if you will. We might need a second opinion 🤔" @Menokh awwwww shucks 😳🥰 I've been getting a noticeable spike in followers the last few days and I have no idea why lol Welcome to all my new followers tho! @NewGenderWhoDis ITS SO TRUE AND SO GOOD 😭 seriously one of my favorite parts of transitioning @tinybird420 like that doesn't even kinda make sense wtf @QuestForTori That's gonna be me in a few days and I'm excited!! :3 im baby gamer @KamenSpider looooowkey 😎😎😎 two has two suckable thumbs and owns a gamer chair? this baby 😎 hell yeah they are @emuchaton oh FUCK I need this one @BonnieMakes GOODEST BOY I WANNA GIVE ALL THE PETS TO @tinybird420 @Fishing4Control We used to call /b/ an ocean of piss but I think at this point that's an insult to piss. @Fishing4Control I mean... @W_Livi_ I try to shield the bigs where I can. I know us littles have a reputation of being annoying and pushy with ageplay stuff. "@AnnieTheBruce lol we are I've rolled twice and I know how to do it safely. Even if I had easy, constant access to it (and I don't 😭) I'd make sure to wait a few months between sessions. Thank you for the advice tho! 💕💕💕" "@AnnieTheBruce i mean, doing lots of e is kinda goals so i'm cool with that lol" you meanies are lucky i'm nice or else i'd get my revenge by unleashing the full extent of my smolness onto main and then you bigs would be sorry 😤😤😤 https://t.co/3VHOZEGp3S @quatoria @PrissyOrcGF ghhfg >//////< @PrissyOrcGF @quatoria this is BULLYING and I will NOT stand for it omg "@itsviviactually lol I had the random thought while figuring out what to say about Brunt that he kinda looks like Tankor then I had the thought ""Tankor, Tankor, & Brunt"" would be a cool band name" "hanging my paci behind my monitor has done wonders for me ""lowkey little on main"" brand imo" @MaiaFranklyn Weirdly Switch has Almost Everything if you exclude most Nintendo classics. Nintendo really likes to release things slow enough that a new console resets everything before we get even close to what the Wii had which was still incomplete. you ever feel anxious about nothing so your brain just starts inserting random shit that you could be anxious about to see if anything sticks? it's a lovely feeling 🙃 "i've been feeling mildly, constantly anxious about seemingly nothing all day and i'd like that to stop plz" "@LucyDoyle_1997 @Estrace666 HUGE mood. That's basically where I've landed as well. Cis dudes doing that still creeps me out, but when trans folks do it it's cute and hot." @DongsJ Are retweets okay? @Fishing4Control Seriously tho long hair helps on a level I wouldn't have believed pre-transition. "@LambChopInPamps It's undeniably horny, the question is was in intended to be horny?" can't tell if this is supposed to be horny or not but they should know it's objectively supremely horny @FOURLUNG @YouTube if they don't answer i'm pretty sure that means it's cool @Fishing4Control then uhhhh people have no taste? "There's a waiting list but given that it's billed as limited edition and that they're all hand painted, I'm not holding my breath that I'll be able to get one :/ https://t.co/0FP0PpK0nI" I've just learned of the existence of this toy. I need one in my life so much but only *60* were made and sold at SDCC D: https://t.co/rPTkxJhSUB "I could seriously watch/listen to Ross of @accursedfarms talk about obscure PC games forever. It's not even a thing I normally seek out as video content I watch, but he's just really entertaining imo" "[cw drugs] can't remember if this batch of weed in the vaporizer was used for two bags already or not, so i guess we're just gonna run it and see! might be a bag of weed-tasting air!" "@Fishing4Control Has there been a recent Lupin anime series that's been dubbed or subbed? That's probably why. I get the impression anime fans are really only into the stuff that was big when they first got into anime, then maybe some newer stuff after that." "lol new twitter will blow up an image and make it look grainy and shitty if the source image is smaller than the ""fill the entire tweet"" size they have set looks like ass who approved this" sometimes i wonder if they literally want to be blocked with names and bios like this (also the profile pic was his dick! i got chaser bingo!) https://t.co/dSzGrYg3tC "watching a video about hollow knight charm combos and smdh over these cowards not working the word ""womb"" into the combo name Womb Fury sounds rad af wtf https://t.co/dhc7zsvzzc" @CelticAnarchy why sabrina why on earth would you think i was subtweeting you? :P @Calliethulhu Summoning all my healthy energy across the sea! 💕 "Btw this is all coming from someone who is pretty good at platformers. Maybe not the best, but very often able to crack even the hardest levels once I start hyperfocusing lol And even I'm like: Please give it a rest." Hot take(?) but: Hard Mario Maker levels are usually way more fun for the level designer than the player. I used to get really excited when I saw a Mario Maker 2 level code on Twitter until I realized the only ones people excitedly share are the really hard ones and like that's only fun for so long. @LucyDoyle_1997 i know that feel :/ "@FOURLUNG oh, extremely" @vexwerewolf Yes. @softgirlrobin wow same @JayD44309993 @DongsJ OMG THANK YOUUUU <3 <3 <3 "@DongsJ Can't find it on Amazon, oh well. It's a VERY good shirt :3" @DongsJ First off: You're cute af omg Second: I NEED THAT SHIRT WHERE DID YOU GET IT??? @sillygaymiria OMG CUTE!! 💕 sometimes the best selfie after like 15 tries is the blurry one "I was like ""Why does my chair feel so loose all of the sudden?"" and then I leaned back :P https://t.co/mb3P2iRti8" "I really need to like, plan ahead for the fact that literally everyone loves Autobots more than Decepticons except me. Doesn't matter how cool and purple Brunt looks, he'll be there on pegs in person later. Buy the Autobot first :/" "To add insult to injury, they also had Brunt (another new figure from I think the same wave?) and he was still there 3 hours later... But I had already ordered him on Amazon the day before D:< D:< D:<" "Yesterday we had to visit the same Target twice in one day (long story) and while they had a single Siege Springer and a single Siege Red Alert, literally 3 hours later they were picked clean, leaving only the much older figures left. D:<" "Speaking as a collector, nothing unsettles me more than realizing Another Collector lives in your town and is definitely hunting for the same Transformers you are. It's like a really silly horror movie premise." @Calliethulhu a feeling better than any drug imo It's Brunt!! I love: - His chonky hands - The fact that he peaks his head out in tank mode Trypticon is gonna be so happy to see his old buddy! https://t.co/9EyVZ2KVJP @Genderbird You look positively serene gosh ✨ @Hypnothulhu gosh I mean if you're taking volunteers~ 👀💦 @aliceincamera sounds like someone might be a diaper slut :O @Hypnothulhu Heck. i am not a country girl but i'm quickly learning how to be? Number of times Kat hit her head on the ceiling of the alpaca stalls while mucking them out today: 4 @FOURLUNG having a psychedelic experience and touching peepees sounds fun as shit tbh @Fishing4Control OMG I LOVE THIS??? The ending just made me squee omg "If you want to make a satisfying to play 3D platformer, make sure your direction changes are snappy and solid. Mario, Banjo, and Hat Kid all have snappy as FUCK 180 turns. Yooka uhhhhhhhhh doesn't" "Gonna 100% Yooka-Laylee, though. I need to do that and then never play it again lol" "Between Hat In Time feeling more like Mario Sunshine and Yooka-Laylee feeling really floaty and unsatisfying to play, I feel like me dreams of having another Bnajo-like game are back where they were a decade ago: Unfulfilled." still kinda fucks me up that banjo-kazooie plays better than yooka-laylee @CollaredUpKit WE BOTH NEED TO BE DUMB SLUTTY FEMBOYS STAT @ServantoftheFae hi :3 @CollaredUpKit HUGE SAME I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😭💕💦 "@CollaredUpKit i'm down for most degradation, it seems >/////<" @CollaredUpKit it's kind of a new thing for me but same >/////> @CollaredUpKit 100% true facts wow 💕💕💦 @CollaredUpKit wwe really could heck >.> @CollaredUpKit hhhh 💦 @DroneFemme hhghghfhhdfdsss m-mAYBE 💦 @jacquelinefilm Very true! "@jacquelinefilm I've love a slightly less special edition too, but the fans will never agree on what changes to keep. And there's too many combinations to just release every kind." "@jacquelinefilm (Also adding more Stormtroopers isn't bad, but it does fundamentally change the joke. The original joke was more like ""the Stormtroopers all of the sudden realized they outnumber Han & Chewie"" now it's ""the Stortroopers found their backup"")" "@jacquelinefilm I agree that some of the changes were good. I much prefer the SE Ewok music and the ending of RotJ in general (I even agree with the younger Anakin ghost). I know my ideal version of Star Wars will never exist though, so I still argue for an official HD release of the originals." "@DroneFemme (also when i said comparable words turn me on way more, one of the words i meant was uhhhhhh one half of your display name and i really shouldn't say that on main >.>)" "@DroneFemme I still sometimes get a little weirded out by cis men who have that kink, but when trans people have that kink it's cute and valid as FUCK." @CookieCyboid Omg nice! @DroneFemme there are other comparable words that turn me on way more but in general i have a massive degradation kink that seemingly knows no limits x.x @DroneFemme huge disagree @Fishing4Control THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED TOO It's why I kinda didn't mind when I saw that leaving the site and coming back resets it >.> holy shit it worked! @CollaredUpKit your so valid and also huge same @deathpigeon @Rory__Walker @DysphoriaQueen noted spunk fiend Andy @Fishing4Control @Rory__Walker @DysphoriaQueen NO @Rory__Walker @DysphoriaQueen It's an infamous brony meme based on true events @Estrace666 @emmagamma @DysphoriaQueen IT'S SO YELLOW I HATE IT SO MUCH @DysphoriaQueen thanks i hate it @DroneFemme MASSIVE MOOD TBH @aliceincamera goddamn adorable how like every trans girl eventually turns little I love it @aliceincamera sounds like your baby :3 "@NewGenderWhoDis If you're anything like my girlfriend, you'll absolutely get wet from arousal." @trgrrl Isn't it the fucking best??? I just recently I threw away the last pill bottle with my deadname on it :3 good for steve https://t.co/8qKhMNk1YT @StebMcDreb @Fishing4Control I think anyone who loves movies (and especially the history of film itself) owes it to themselves to watch Hugo. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. "@Fishing4Control Also I don't tend to have favorite directors and I still need to watch like uhhhh 90% of his work, but as a cinephile I can really, really appreciate how skilled he is, even from what little I've seen." @Fishing4Control My hottest Scorsese take is that Hugo is a criminally underrated movie "@junegotnailed No need to delete unless you want to, your clarification was enough 💕💕💕" @cryyptorchiid My only guess is it's to discourage people from blocking then quote tweeting. But like... I'm still gonna do it lol "@junegotnailed Are you saying this to me or mocking the person I quote tweeted? If it's the former, why on earth are you following me?" "we're at 20 minutes! after 30 I'm just gonna call closer to when they open tomorrow like it's a doctor's clinic so I'm sure they're busy and I get it, but I can't keep doing this" "Interesting. New Twitter either mutes notifications for replies on a quote tweet of either: - Someone you've blocked - Someone who is already muted by default because of your Twitter settings (eg, new account) That's not super helpful. I quote tweeted them! This is my consent!" "also for someone with phone anxiety who has to carefully rehearse and gather spoons for a short moment of intense anxiety, drawing it out by being put on hold is a kind of torture I can't adequately describe" @Fishing4Control post it coward "I'll be the first to say I hate 99% of hold music, but if you put me on hold fore 10 minutes and there's just silence, it kinda fucks with me." "@squidlarkin I think they were just going for ""generically insane"" though I'll admit the trailer gave us plural feelings Not in the good way, though, since it was tinged with ""made by a singlet""" "@DevourerRose yeah that trailer gave me mild plural feelings but I think they were just trying to be generically ""insane"" which is soooooo much worse :/" "@Daemonia94 I mean that was the assumption Blizzard was hoping you'd make, so no worries. I don't think it's a bad thing that you made that connection, but I still think the design choice on Blizzard's part was an insensitive one." "Like it would be extremely normal and almost EXPECTED that Widowmaker, Reaper, Sombra, or Moira would say SOMETHING. ""Put on some shoes Sigma, please"" To which Sigma would say... what, exactly? Sure, they banned shoes when he was in an asylum but what does he say in that scene?" "I'm sorry I keep going on about this but it just work from ANY angle. So like, I personally don't mind bare feet but it's REALLY common for MOST folks I feel to think they're inherently gross and rude. If Sigma's ever in a comic/short, will the other Talon members complain?" "ALSO LIKE NOT FOR NOTHING BUT YOUR FUCKING MASCOT CHARACTER, THE ONE OF THE BOX OF THE GAME, DOESN'T HAVE SHOE LACES I'M JUST COME ON https://t.co/CRdlEyjUtM" "Like, in a vacuum, talking about easy/quick ways to make a character design unique and stand out, bare feet is a legit thing you can add. But Sigma doesn't exist in a vacuum. The world he lives in and the backstory they gave him make bare feet a really insensitive thing to add." "@DevourerRose Thank you, but it's literally ""rolled out of bed and haven't brushed yet"" You're not the first person to compliment that look and I'm starting to wonder what the point of taking care of my hair is lol :P" "This lack of footwear was literally decided on because he otherwise looked too generic Think about that. The white male mad scientist was too generic, they could see that, & so instead making him NOT another white man with a terrible overdone backstory... they gave him bare feet" Archimedes kept whining until he was picked up and held in this exact position at which point he started purring up a STORM 💕 https://t.co/UYaztmf2dK What's so fucking wild about Sigma is we have this game that prides itself on diversity introduce a white man who's evil because he's insane. Like talk about one step forward and five steps back jesus fucking christ "In asylums they apparently don't allow shoes because of the safety risk of the laces. Which doesn't apply to Sigma, but they hope you make that connection when seeing his feet??? Because that's a thing most people know in 2019??? Or in the 20-fucking-70's of the game world???" "At first I was like ""Uhhhh you mean like he hates the way shoes feel because maybe he's on the spectrum?"" It's somehow even worse than that! :D" "@NewGenderWhoDis My GF's vag gets wet, and be when I told the therapist I had to see to get cleared for GRS, one who had the procedure done herself, she acted like that was impossible. It's made me feel real weird talking about it and sharing that fact." "@NewGenderWhoDis So, it's possible if you're a particularly drippy girl. But, in my experience, no doctor, surgeon, or therapist will admit it." @Estrace666 @LucyDoyle_1997 Have you tried those special stools meant to arrange your body the right way to pass stuff more easily? That worked great for me. @PrissyOrcGF I've also recently tried Being Gay™ and it's honestly the best @Estrace666 @LucyDoyle_1997 PLEASE GO TO A DOCTOR D: @waitworry @trgrrl The less cruel games of Monopoly are also really tedious and boring. Monopoly as a game is kind of impossible to make good. Just like capitalism! @XylariaVG @trgrrl Players have been intuitively adding house rules (some of which became official rules) to Monopoly for decades not even realizing what they were actually doing is critiquing capitalism and designing a better system. "@trgrrl Funnily enough the original anti-capitalist version of Monopoly didn't have that rule. Hell I'm pretty sure even the original watered down Parker Brothers one didn't. It was a house rule that caught on because players were like, hey, this entire thing sucks. Because it does." @FrigidElfChild @cassie_complex No Charlotte she clearly has 468 cousins @Esper_Lily Yooka-Laylee "Okay. Second row, last column. Clear as fucking mud. God." This is a terrible puzzle! Where the fuck is the fourth symbol??? #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/MxX32abjoc @FrigidElfChild *offers hugs* I know that feel "@Daemonia94 If you zoom in on my neck it's pretty obvious, but thank you" As soon as my vag is installed I'm spending every spare cent I have on electrolysis for my face. Fuck this. "OOF I should've shaved before I left the house. My bad lol Still, cis people have no fucking right to stare." Not feeling dysphoric or anything. Just reflecting on how sheltered cis people are. "Like I'm not even wearing anything wild or weird. No tattoos (yet), only ear piercings... But to an ignorant cis person? This is probably just utterly bizarre. https://t.co/Sq2nT3kpnH" "Like if they just randomly ran into a juggler juggling live animals while shopping in the grocery store. That level of wild and ridiculous. I dunno, it's surreal for me to think about." "Sometimes I think about how for a ton of cis people my presence in public was A Thing that they were shocked and confused by before telling their boring family over their boring dinner about. They probably think I'm trying to be weird and subversive. When like, I'm just a woman" "@julesprom @Fishing4Control No that's fine, I'm just saying even if a national park got in on it, from its inception it's been a corporate thing. No judgement from me, just saying it was never a pure thing." @FinalBossFemme heck 😍💕 @PrissyOrcGF Transition mood wow @julesprom @Fishing4Control It's always been a corporate thing "@StebMcDreb @Fishing4Control Worth noting that this is only ridiculous in the Northern hemisphere, but yeah there's a Wikipedia page that traces the history https://t.co/aEQmAZOMmp" @StebMcDreb @Fishing4Control Been a forced meme since at least 1979 https://t.co/7ZPJI6HGE9 @Calliethulhu https://t.co/7MvdXkgUwZ @Fishing4Control christmas in july is absolutely a thing corporations have been trying to push for decades yeah @Fishing4Control it's Art @emuchaton I wanna workshop another joke out of this but not many relevant words rhyme with kelp @sillygaymiria heck 👀💦 Stunningly gorgeous fluffy clouds today ☁️✨ https://t.co/E5viw8c4cz @PrissyOrcGF 💕💕💕 "@PrissyOrcGF I don't wanna add to the cacophony, but I'm a bit curious. I do wish I could join this meme but most of my answers would probably be very similar lol" @trgrrl @cyberwitchlexi https://t.co/NcKsGIJEDF @JenApparently put down the image editing software and nobody else has to get hurt HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW "Like way too late now, but before you finalize the design, if they're white or a man, just change either (ideally both) of those things. Done. Representation literally can't be easier when you're making up a completely new world and characters." "Watched the initial reveal for Sigma. I don't love the ""mad scientist unlocks secrets of the universe and goes insane"" trope. Also he's a white man and like, literally why? Plus his bare feet..." @BonnieMakes @Skyroneous @TenaciousRanch YOU'RE OUR HERO TBH @BonnieMakes Like if he also had bare hands I would assume it's some in-universe mechanism for how his telekinesis worked or something but the face that it's his ONLY exposed skin aside from his face is tonally jarring. I'm sure the reveal trailer explains it but I can't be arsed. "@JessicaNgtmare I won't tag them in in case you've already picked their brains, but @/upandoutcomic and @/olivebrinker have had books made. I'm sure they'd be willing to give some tips!" i'm not even grossed out by feet i just have to know what the actual fuck seriously tho what the uhhhhh actual fuck??? Therapist: Sigma's feet aren't real. They can't hurt you. Sigma's feet: https://t.co/pw3dNGCroU @cyberwitchlexi lol our ranch is about 45 minutes from the nearest proper town @DevourerRose Okay. I will. @LucyDoyle_1997 bulLSHIT brain is utter mush today the adderall has nothing to work with "I assume without checking that joke was made 5,000 times in the comments, but honestly he deserves more" "let it go, neil" "@MaiaFranklyn I'm gonna buy them as soon as I can afford it! Hollow Knight stuffies first, then Yooka-Laylee :3" "Yooka-Laylee really should have been better than it was, but it wasn't a BAD game by any means imo and the characters themselves are still cute af and very much worthy of being added to my stuffie collection :3" @trgrrl FUND IT OMG YES YES YES NEW SOFT FRENS :D :D :D https://t.co/scGXubXHVg https://t.co/MszZuA2P7Q @TheSecretCallie I think we used to be mutuals but I just noticed I was still following her. I unfollowed. Haven't noticed a tweet from her in a while so it's no big loss. I'm so sorry this is still happening. @KittenFemme I'll miss you a lot 💕 "@deathpigeon Lionizer's isn't flame, tho :P" @deathpigeon sorry but witchcraft is cool af "@deathpigeon The colors work way better on Lionizer, I admit. I just figured flames made Dazzlestrike seem cooler, plus she came after Lionizer :P" "@KamenSpider But like, there are other ""generic weapon"" colors they could have used. Even dark gray would've been enough for me to satisfied. Hell a green head would've been better than what we got and the sword would still look mostly black!" "AT LEAST THE FIRE COULD HAVE BEEN GREEN, BUT APPARENTLY NOT" "@KamenSpider Hasbro, presumably: Look she's got green on her, see?" "seriously when they first announced the greenlight and dazzlestrike set i looked at pictures (I think it was toyfair? she was among several other toys) and immediately thought ""where's dazzlestrike?""" "like even if lionizer was a decepticon that might be enough, same colors for both and everything then it's like, both armies get the standard issue kitty sword but they're both autobots wat" "In all seriousness though, while I love having more Battle Masters, Dazzlestrike might be the worst repaint ever. It's just Lionizer with the legally required minimum to qualify as a repaint wft" Consider: https://t.co/02Kp46FEDA "@Fishing4Control oof, you know how sometimes you can just see the sadness in an egg's eyes? Needless to say, your glowup has been incredible 💕" look I started with the skin you only get for preordering the game and that's a kind of head start I'm never going to be able to completely abandon I can always catch up again if I wait a year. As long as I nab Blizzcon skins I technically will never fall so far behind that I can't catch up. >.> @ScribbledSmut first of all how dare you accuse me of being an esports player :V also this is the first event since uhhhhhh launch that i've completely ignored gonna finally fall behind on skins it's... probably healthier for me kinda feels like it's been 500 years since overwatch introduced a new character i was interested in Me: This is IMPOSSIBLE UGH Also me: *fiddles with it for literally seven more earth minutes* oh wait "wow me, way to make me look bad like 7 minutes after saying this was impossible https://t.co/g3Uuzmslwi" !!!!! I did it wtf!! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Z5CvvMuBbU "look i'm just saying buzzsaws don't HAVE to respawn you spikes usually need to, but not buzzsaws" This single room has taken me longer to beat than the rest of the palace up to this point combined #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/vx36iwl8sL @Fishing4Control @Rory__Walker it's like an 80/20 for me MOST of the time it helps me get work done but a not insignificant percentage of the time it helps me get fuck all done @Rory__Walker I'm a textbook example of someone truscum are trying to protect with their bullshit ideology and it kept me in the closet for over a fucking decade. @MaiaFranklyn interesting waifu choice https://t.co/cQkxGe2Ol6 @sillygaymiria consider: trans people *make fun of* transphobic media @OneLameShark I think(?) I sent a friend request like a week+ ago? you ever stop and think how hollow knight is the best 2D platformer AND the best metroidvania ever made as if that's a thing we even deserve as a species Thank you to my wonderful girlfriend @norintha for telling me about this! (the two grub badges have a secret interaction that increases the soul you get when hit by 66%) This is the loadout you want for White Palace. You'll gain back more soul per hit than it costs to heal it #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/rsgUolmPv4 I'm told I'm at the very end of the palace. I just gave it a handful of runs to warm up and I did better than I thought tbh @JessicaNgtmare IT REALLY IS DAMN @JessicaNgtmare HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT WTF "I'm gonna beat Hollow Knight if it kills me, but going back to it now after weeks of being out of practice when the next thing to tackle is the White Palace is uhhhhhh not a fun prospect x_x" @cyberwitchlexi ayyy same hat D: "I know not everyone connects their Switch to their Twitter account, and it's been a while since I shared this <3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/v8xnmVICMz" @Skyroneous Hell yes!!! "@Skyroneous Yup! And an Xbox One :3 We're between TVs at the moment, though. Cats knocked our really nice one over recently x.x" I got the itch to play again but our TV broke recently so it's either portable mode or nothing :/ do you think if i tried to play hollow knight in handheld mode on my switch my hands would cramp up like immediately? because i'm pretty sure that would happen @ButtGoblin666 YUUUUUP it's the same in the states too @polyheartmony I'm seriously considering tracking down the Japanese green/pink (only came with Splatoon 2 in the states) just so I can have both sides for my two favorite colors o_o also all the pee you can drink it's amazing "being a Gamer Girl, it turns out, is kinda the best" I initially went into Switch ownership thinking I'd pick a joycon set and stick with that color forever but this announcement makes me realize I could get a bunch of different colors and switch them out to match my outfit >.> https://t.co/tgq0sf03el "@KamenSpider Like you can't even say ""I really want it included in my Pile of Loot for convenience"" because this basically guarantees you're receiving two boxes lol" @GirlDickEnergy SW-4726-3572-2410 💕 @GirlDickEnergy You should connect your Twitter account! Then you can find me without having to dig out my friend code :P lol lemme grab it real fast @JessicaNgtmare Whenever I use my hand for a stylus I try my best to not have the system's weight rest entirely on the left joycon. I don't think it'd break on its own? But it feels light enough that I like to be careful The Dpad itself tho I would rate higher than the one on the pro controller "@JessicaNgtmare They come in Zelda, Mario and Pikachu flavor. However they don't have their own battery since they couldn't work as a controller on their own. This makes them VERY light and a bit wobbly." I've really been enjoying how customizable the Switch is. I've grown pretty attached to this D-pad joycon (despite missing the pink the last one added to the aesthetic) & I just added a memory card that should be big enough to keep me going for a while. I love this system so much https://t.co/U1AkB4b1LI @WitchAfterDark goddess i feel this tweet in my soul @KamenSpider Oh fuck I didn't even think of that hahaha I order from them all the time but there's literally no reason to do that this time? Doesn't seem like Hasbro requires money up front? And it's cheaper? Like wtf? soon team robot girls shall be complete~ https://t.co/vNjRpCjPq5 @transfilmtheory Heck. 💕 This mold exists almost exclusively as more additions to my cute robot girl team lol. I don't look forward to transforming her and probably won't be seeing the combined mode anytime soon despite being close to having every figure for it. "This mold still isn't great but I swear they used better plastic for it or something. Feels way less cheap than the PotP versions. She feels more like a Siege figure, at least as far as handfeel goes. https://t.co/KjBaAcXJXP" @DozingDreamers My Maker ID is TrnsSlmndr! @AlyxSlime omg straps are the BEST source of gender euphoria hell yes :3 ATTENTION: My Maker Mii is now smol :3 https://t.co/JB3pDP8PHb @KatiKnitt murder beard @FrigidElfChild ssame 💦 "*could, not couple Curse this phone" @NireBryce No worries 💕 @NireBryce Good to know thank you 💕 @NireBryce Posting these without saying anything is making me anxious and worrying that I misspoke? @NireBryce I'm out running errands so I'll need to save reading this for later. I assume it's talking about what I am? "Basically once I felt the first hint of what being a girl could feel like, I instantly couple perceive that feeling's absence." "I've touched on this feeling before but I only just today thought of a really snappy way to phrase it: For me, I didn't know what gender dysphoria felt like until I experienced gender euphoria. That's why for years I thought I didn't have dysphoria when I did." Bought a super cute hot pink top recently that I just love but it's juuuuuust see-through enough that I'm gonna need a light colored bra if I ever want to wear it in public grumble grumble @coffeeeplus Heck you're cute! Great glowup! 😍 "I really want to get in on that first impression/nickname/etc meme but honestly? If we're mutuals, you're probably a 5 or above on closeness, you're my friend, I like you, and I don't really make up nicknames for others That's no fun because I can't join in, but it's all true :/" @sillygaymiria Also your glowup is absolutely stunning 💕 @sillygaymiria this is by far my favorite way to look at transition because often that's exactly what it feels like lol "@Fishing4Control Such a cute boy I ended up reassessing and redefining what ""lesbian"" meant to me 💕" "@vexwerewolf Purses are super fun, just sayin :3" @FrigidElfChild i'm very curious tbh :3 @Tricliniagain hey :3c @Fishing4Control I dunno if they're still pushing their breakfast as hard as they were back when I had a job that resulted in me sometimes wanting Taco Bell at 10am but for a while they absolutely did this. "I guess hate's a strong word, but I prefer blonde hair on my head, which is something that surprises me, is all. Like sure I wanna be a b*mbo when I grow up, I just didn't know I'd look so good while doing it is all :V" Being mostly blonde for this long has made me hate my natural hair color lol @BonnieMakes yay :333 @arancaytar The magic is HRT! :3 @vexwerewolf It really is! ✨ "@KittenFemme Which version uses mods? I assume it's not official mod support, but I'm wondering how far I wanna go in trying this." @KittenFemme I love that the Linkle mod includes extra gender euphoria. That's perfect omg @BonnieMakes HELL yes!!!! 💕💕💕 "@BonnieMakes I love The Pillows too! I'm only a casual fan (anything they made past FLCL I haven't heard), but I was really sad when they had that recent US tour and I knew I couldn't afford it :/" "@Doc_Wolverine not to kinkshame but the very concept of sounding triggers my ""omg i hate what the human body is capable of why can't we just be androids already aaaaaaaaaa"" reaction x_x" @BonnieMakes I love that we;re both fans omg! I'm *absolutely* getting an FLCL tattoo but I've yet to decide what it'll be. I was thinking maybe the Japanese logo (maybe on my shoulder?) because the letter just look really aesthetically pleasing to me. @BonnieMakes tbh I've always wanted one since becoming a fan of FLCL lol https://t.co/1pQlFf2DMD "@vexwerewolf I remember how that felt and for what it's worth, the time getting to this point has gone by really quickly for me, and I know I've seen other trans people say the same. We're all in an understandable hurry to transition and then we blink and it's years later :3" @a_alice_nsfw HECK 😍 @EarlofNarwhals BUT if we're going down this hypothetical train of thought: He'd probably look hot af just sayin "@EarlofNarwhals Tom playing a female Loki is what I meant when I said ""I don't want the most obvious solution that accounts for both of these desires""" "I guess my ideal would be a fully genderfluid Loki who's played by two different actors, one of them a woman. And honestly given that he's having his own show now, we might get some of that." like I really want Lady Loki in the MCU but I also don't want Tom Hiddleston to ever stop playing Loki and I also don't want to most obvious solution that accounts for both of those desires @d_m_elms I'm still learning how my autism manifests for me but I feel like I understand that on a deep level 💕 "@d_m_elms Thank you for updating me on that. I feel better about how I helped, then 💕" @d_m_elms That's good to know. Sorry I haven't been up for DMs for so long. It's so busy here on the ranch. "You also can't pin The Lion King on us either! Sure the original is arguably a furry classic but technically all those characters are feral (ie, more animal than anthro) and when you make them photo-realistic that only increases their feralness." "No, not every talking animal movie/show is furry. Trust us, there's a definable line between furry and not furry lol" "I love how there's always discourse surrounding talking animal movies about how ""It's not a furry thing!"" like when fans of Zootopia made Zootopiasonas. The implication is that furries will take ANY talking animal property and call it furry. And then the Cats trailer hit." @EarlofNarwhals It kinda is yeah :P @BonnieMakes thank youuuu 😭💕 @EarlofNarwhals Just let Kayleigh revel in the fact that she wasn't alone for all those years growing up in such a small town. It's one thing to know the stats but another thing to be shown in a real way that your town wasn't as devoid of queerness as you thought. First day of running the ranch by ourselves while Mistress is at her new job and of course the silent hill fog has returned lol https://t.co/kYoORrQ2ax "@Karneolius That would possibly explain it. That still sucks, but I was really worried like all the thousands of TERF sock puppet accounts I had blocked would get unblocked. Being verified is by no means a guarantee you're a good person, but it does mean they're in the minority." @ExistentialEnso PMS in trans women is 100% real. I get it too. i'm almost certain twitter just undoes your blocks after a while/enough blocks just saw two big youtube personalities that i KNOW i've had blocked for YEARS not be listed as blocked @AJyuce @amazingsam9 @Gay_In_Space7 @LeftAtLondon can't believe you didn't go with baby revolution lover smdh @Estrace666 YES YOU DO The most gorgeous storm cloud I've ever seen was outside tonight 🌩️😍 https://t.co/CgN3y4jXtw "@RaeGun2k @EarlofNarwhals @tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @SuchApple Omg that's great! Congrats!! Gosh that makes me feel better about my GRS, tbh." "@RaeGun2k @EarlofNarwhals @tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @SuchApple Yeah, I recall you mentioning your surgeon kinda fucked you by not giving you the info you needed about that. As I understand it, it's standard practice to scrape the follicles while they're in there, but yeah it's not a guaranteed fix." "@ExistentialEnso @tinybird420 @EarlofNarwhals @LilGirlCressida @SuchApple Yeah despite how slow it is, I take great pleasure knowing each moment of burning sensation is the hair dying forever lol" "@EarlofNarwhals @tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @SuchApple Both methods need time to make sure you're not growing anything back, in other words waiting a few hair growth cycles to make sure it's all gone." "@EarlofNarwhals @tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @SuchApple Well, in some ways it's longer. Laser is so fast that you have to wait a month between sessions to let your hair growth cycles catch up, basically. But electro is so slow you can go basically as often as you can afford." "@EarlofNarwhals @tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @SuchApple Laser doesn't work well with light hair on pale skin. For that you basically need electrolysis, which is where they insert an electrified needle into each of your follicles individually. More painful than laser and takes way longer." @BonnieMakes Still a glowup! "@tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @EarlofNarwhals @SuchApple Basically ALL my pubes are blonde, at least as far as laser is concerned. It suuuuuuuucks x_x" @sbubby4 Aaaaaah I love to hear that! 💕💕💕 @tinybird420 @LilGirlCressida @EarlofNarwhals @SuchApple Oh I don't know if I had seen you're getting bottom surgery soon but congrats! @SuchApple @ExistentialEnso @EarlofNarwhals omg i don't braid my hair enough tbh @EarlofNarwhals @tinybird420 @SuchApple oh yea fuck facial hair now i killed off all the dark ones with laser at this point @logichole I can't remember if I had seen a selfie of yours before but heck you're pretty! And your glowup is amazing!! @tinybird420 @SuchApple @EarlofNarwhals That's what I told myself too! Anything to not have to look like... that. "@EarlofNarwhals They're often called denial beards in transfemme circles and they're really common. For me it was a way to cover my face, but I didn't think of it that way at the time." @sillygaymiria evergreen tweet @lumpen_rose Of course you will! 💕 @tinybird420 thank youuuu!! 😭💕💕💕 @tinybird420 Yeah I've done a ton too but there's always people who haven't seen. As always your glowup is stunning 😍✨ "@Lewd_Go_Round_ @Transhockeygirl I STILL PLAY MAGIC, BUT I USED TO TOO ALSO I LOOKED MORE LIKE IT BEFORE" "@Transhockeygirl I PLAYED SO MUCH MAGIC, NATALIE" @thebayleerenee TRUTH @Transhockeygirl i dunno he looks like a huge dork "Also I really wish I had a better pre-transition photo but that's honestly it. There's a few others that are either blurry or lit horribly, but I won't subject y'all to those." "Everyone always talks about how awkward transitioning can be while you go through a second puberty, but honestly I'm way more embarrassed by my egg years. I looked so awful hahaha" "Sure, I'll do one! January 2016 -> July 2019 I'm sooooo much happier now 💕 #LGBTQglowup https://t.co/34DDZm4y4M" @Flea OMG THAT GLOWUP THO 😍💕 @BrowncoatPony Awww that sucks! Hell maybe I'll go to next year's TrotCon for old time's sake lol @BrowncoatPony Possibly! I was at TrotCon 2015 and 2016 and BronyCon 2016 with a table in Artist's Alley. Uhhhh lemme see if I can find some old pics! @bunnarchist awwwww thank you Ash!!! 💕💕💕 you are too owo @WCWedin It was fun! And the perfect level of difficulty imo @WCWedin https://t.co/vxAupxjhgz @bunnarchist heck >//////< @WCWedin https://t.co/zEvcYR89SJ @BonnieMakes lol i get it 💕 "@BonnieMakes Like, for a cosplay?" @BonnieMakes :3 @BonnieMakes I was only able to make it to any Brony conventions because I was selling art at them. Rarely made a huge profit but I always at least paid for the trip and I figured it was good exposure for my art. It was another life ago. @BonnieMakes I went in 2016! It was awesome :3 @Just_fionna The entire fandom has been in spin down mode since the movie I feel like. (I love both conventions but I have been to more TrotCons) The fact that there are going to be ANY Brony cons in the year of our lord 2020 is flooring me too honestly Kinda floored that in the end TrotCon outlasted BronyCon tbh lol @BonnieMakes @SpaceValien (even to those of us without dyslexia it did a similar thing lol) @SaraMelodyZT https://t.co/UFJE2a2n2m "@trgrrl Nah, if they do that it'll be Jane Foster that gets killed off right after it seems like her and Valkyrie might be a thing" @SaraMelodyZT like a baby bottle pop for stoners! :D "@BonnieMakes LOL I was like ""gosh we don't get many people from further north of us visiting but most folks don't take 'come down' as literally as i do so i won't say anything""" @SarahSwitchy https://t.co/UFJE2a2n2m @SarahSwitchy THANK YOU IT HAS DINOSAURS :D :D :D https://t.co/qvnZz7L2he @BonnieMakes hell yeah! "@BonnieMakes if it's possible, it needs to exist o_o" "@BonnieMakes Suction for the sucking I mean, not the weed hitting lol" "@BonnieMakes I mean maybe? But if we're talking about this seriously, the suction won't work if the nipple has a hole in it as far as I know?" @EarlofNarwhals heck thank you uwu concept: paci you can hit weed through this worked better in my head tbh https://t.co/AhvqQI7CyR @Fishing4Control YEAH A LIL BIT @Fishing4Control also that's a horrifying historic spot what the actual fuck @Fishing4Control DO IT "@Fishing4Control We're everywhere! Like, for real!" @SpectraSystem @LeftAtLondon widdles wise up! We're hoping to make t-shirts for the ranch. We have the design but we need a good site to make them on. Redbubble is too limiting for what we want. Are there other sites like it that y'all could recommend? any good alternatives to redbubble? @LeftAtLondon i mean i dunno about anyone else but im still baby "@Sona_Sonara @KatiKnitt Yep, in the most recent games you just pick what you look like." @nyaakat @Transhockeygirl @Tricliniagain @CatkinsLap :O!!! all the way to 11??? @Transhockeygirl @Tricliniagain @CatkinsLap @nyaakat it's way more fun to be not smart anyway imo @MaiaFranklyn my password manager has a copy button :V "It appears to happen on Chrome as well. Hopefully the developers of blockchain are working on a solution now that way more people have new Twitter. At least it DOES seem to still block people, you just have to then delete Twitter's cookies which is annoying." "@MaiaFranklyn IT HAPPENS TO YOU TOO? It happens on Chrome as well. It does seem to function, but then you gotta delete cookies and shit it's annoying." @nyaakat don't get my hopes up like this @nyaakat :O :O :O I always squee a bit when I encounter another jackalope furry :333 @Fishing4Control your hometown looks cute af tbh @QuestForTori gosh i love the game boy micro trans people talking about that one thing that makes them feel extremely dysphoric @nyaakat heck 😤 @nyaakat i'm like ALMOST 3 tho :V @nyaakat hey ur a cutie~ @SteampunkPenny *BLUSHY FLUSTERY SOUNDS* @FrigidElfChild THAT'S SO ADORABLY CUTE WTF 😭💕💕💕 "@ellle_em I think it would be more likely to be queer baiting if it was during a 1-on-1 interview where she said ""I personally think Valkyrie is gay."" On stage at SDCC tho? This feels significant to me. Disney is aware of how many people called Ragnarok queer culture." @HentaiOrcGF also i love that shirt omg @HentaiOrcGF GOSH @a_alice_nsfw yep :/ "someone at marvel, presumably: two piss jokes is too much for one summer blockbuster (cowards)" @QuestForTori HECK I'M SO GAY I FORGOT THE EMOJIS I INTENDED TO ADD HERE: 😍💕💕💕😍 @QuestForTori CUTE OUTFIT ON A CUTIE AAAAA IM LOVE https://t.co/hjnRvwO48a @CatkinsLap gosh cute boobs on a cutie! 😍 "@PrissyOrcGF Whether it means to or not, Twitter creates a very alluring trap for queer people. One definitely connects with other queer people, but you can feel the distance which often hurts and the price of interaction is using Twitter which on a long enough time scale sucks." "@unterstella Off the top of my head, @ChastityQueer is leading the charge with that representation. But you're right, it's uncommon." "@PrissyOrcGF (If you ever do leave Twitter tho, we should swap Discord usernames or something. I worry too much about losing contact with my friends on here)" @PrissyOrcGF HUGE SAME If I could see my friends regularly without Twitter I wouldn't use it :/ @PrissyOrcGF Your aesthetic is so objectively incredible I'm forced to assume anyone saying otherwise is jealous. "If they're smart, they'll get ahead of this assumption and subvert it, kinda like how the Skrulls are the good guys in Captain Marvel. Like, it'll seem like Foster is gonna die, but at the last second a miracle happens. At least I hope." Plus it being all but confirmed she's gonna have a romance with Valkyrie... Y'all I'm worried Marvel is gonna give us a Bury Your Gays movie. I won't bet money on it happening. I just worry. So like Natalie Portman MIGHT be ready to sign up for a trilogy of Thor movies with her in the lead. But I feel like I would sooner believe she's only down for one last appearance? Coupled with the comics version of her character having cancer... "@AliceAvizandum I've never fully understood the proper situation to say ""queen slay"" but I assume it must be now" "@JenApparently She's a Transformers fan too. I assume she doesn't follow you, but her corner of Twitter might show your tweets occasionally The fiend! :O" @PrissyOrcGF imagine being proud of the fact that your taste is that awful wow are the cishets okay??? @Calliethulhu you're nearly officially twitter famous :O probably doomed to never experience the feeling of a chastity cage before they turn my outie into an innie but honestly i could see myself being proud of that fact there are also cute chastity devices for vagina owners too~ 👀 @FrigidElfChild THE MOST POWERFUL @queerchangeling DOUBLE CUTE @mira_drgn This is by far my biggest issue when drawing and it's an incredibly hard temptation to fight :/ @ButtGoblin666 the early aughts can suck it imo @ButtGoblin666 literally exact same hat :/ "@AllCopsRFascist I dunno if tank tops refers to a specific kind of style, but tank tops would be definition be sleeveless tops, which is why I went with a term that could encompass any kind." @upandoutcomic heck 😍 @FrigidElfChild yaaaaay! :3 :3 :3 "@FrigidElfChild Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead Some guy from thew SWAT team blew a hole through his head Yes little friend now, that's his brains on the floor Guess they won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore" "@elysianechoes @Kalindlara the grammar in this case almost works ""Valkyrie will be revealed as LGBTQ"" = often how they use it and it's not what they mean ""Valkyrie will be revealed as an LGTBQ hero"" = implies a theoretical group of heroes who are LGBTQ, of which Valkyrie is one. Plural = correct usage" @something_femme extremely cute omg! @EarlofNarwhals i have no doubt bones were cracked then healed but like worth it "@EarlofNarwhals She's an asgardian, they're practically kryptonians she rode that hulk dick" @maegodhavemercy yea i somehow FORGOT jane foster thor was a thing when i wrote this thread natalie portman held mjolnir up during the panel it's happening (I'D BE REAL COOL WITH THAT TOO THO) "tho i'm overjoyed if it's just any flavor of sapphic tbh also technically the grammar is more correct than it usually is when the cishets just blurt out the alphabet soup label, but it's weird as fuck to see that T right there as if there's any chance she'll be trans" "My hope is they confirm she's bi, personally. Like the amount of media that pretends being bisexual is impossible is kinda staggering. I feel like audiences need a proper reminding." LIKE TECHNICALLY I'M OVERJOYED EITHER WAY BUT YOU BETTER HAVE HER KISS JANE FOSTER OKAY "@FrigidElfChild @Tricliniagain @PixelAranel yes little one, there could be *headpats*" @Tricliniagain @FrigidElfChild @PixelAranel telling "@FrigidElfChild @Tricliniagain @PixelAranel i mean for a four-year-old, maybe?" @Tricliniagain @FrigidElfChild @PixelAranel ADORABLE in all my excitement over the possibility of sapphic romance in thor 4 i forgot that JANE FOSTER IS ALSO MY FAVORITE THOR I CAN'T WAIT OMG @FrigidElfChild four degrees of baby @ValnarDragoness You might get there! My shoulders are still pretty wide (though the muscle loss has helped). It's mostly just me getting comfortable enough in my gender to not mind exposing them most days. @FrigidElfChild you're like four tho "I'm not even as into horror movies as I used to be, but that's interesting as FUCK. Most interesting shit the MCU has done in ages, potentially." "stop it, i can only get so hard" @FrigidElfChild goddess of the toddlers @FrigidElfChild you're such a fucking little god "@sillygaymiria yea a year of laser got me to the point where i can skip a day (almost two) of shaving, but it still FEELS scruffy af if i don't shave constantly and it suuuuuucks" @Roodypatooti Also Darcy is seriously one of my favorite characters too. We can hope! @Roodypatooti OMG I SPACED AND FORGOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE CAN BE THOR OMG OMG OMG OMG @MapleReam hheck it looks good on you 👀💦 @HentaiOrcGF hhh 💦 like LOVE AND THUNDER if it doesn't get sapphic they have FAILED US i dunno the only logical re-introduction for jane at this point would be thor catching her walking out of valkyrie's place wearing one of val's shirts I'M JUST SAYING if valkyrie doesn't at LEAST flirt with jane we riot OKAY BUT LIKE IMAGINE VALKYRIE STEALING THOR'S EX IMAGINE I love everything about what I'm seeing and reading here. Every part of it. "Like, it makes sense. Into the Spider-Verse exists. Audiences understand and accept multiverses, going so far as to assume that the X-Men might join the MCU by way of that. Mysterio toying with us beforehand is a fun touch, is all." "I haven't seen Spider-Man FFH yet but the reaction people are having to Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness sounds like Mysterio went and pulled a Mysterio like we all knew he would. In which case, bravo and the bait and switch and then switch again, Marvel lol" "Doctor Strange is an incredibly fun character that was held back by an origin story movie that already felt tired & overdone by the time it was his turn Every other appearance he's made in the MCU has been extremely entertaining, though. This has the potential to be a lot of fun" yes please give me the movie with wizards and multiverses in the mcu oh my fucking god goddammit i need a haircut and a re-dye that second pic is almost new profile pic quality "Hasbro: Alright, you got us! $20 isn't enough to support the kind of paint apps we kinda sorta acted like was maybe possible for the Black Series. BUUUUT if you wanna pay 4 times that we might have something for you... Me: ... Me: *sighs and pulls out wallet* https://t.co/xHD4myWLBf" one saving grace tho is my dick is still less functional than it was horny doesn't automatically mean erect so it still feels like girl horny to me BUT STILL OOF @AnnieTheBruce yeah I'm on 8mg and it's basically impossible to take it sublingually like I'm supposed to consistently it takes forever and it sucks "@LucyDoyle_1997 No, it's my liver being a bitch and my inability to consistently take my E sublingually. I'm extremely lucky in that the place I'm getting GRS actually doesn't have you go off your HRT a month in advance, but most places it's only a month, thankfully." "@AnnieTheBruce I hear they're AMAZING. I wasn't ready to try them until Mistress agreed to do them for me, lol. No downside for me now!" was i seriously just like this all the time??? probably even worse??? how did i function?????? Within as little as a week I'll most likely have a prescription for injections and in 20 weeks my balls will be rotting in a landfill but for now: OOF. T levels are within cis guy range atm according to my endo and OOF the horny is real x.x @FrigidElfChild it's safer for a girl your age! "@JosieKendamu tbh with the way my relationship with my gender has been going, I might get there one day too" starting to realize all the fun i had missed out on by not crossdressing at ALL during my egg years goddamn @CelticAnarchy @Fishing4Control We're plural and at least two of us aren't entirely girls so fuck yeah >w> @Fishing4Control Valid! Regardless I'm happy you figured out a key aspect of your gender if that makes sense? I'm basically getting contact gender euphoria over here 💕 @Fishing4Control Oh nice I didn't see the announcement if there was one! Bigender is a good descriptor for how you've described your gender imo :3 "Today was a very productive and happy day but hoo boy I am tired down to my SOUL. It's a good tired, but it's a big one x.x" @AnnieTheBruce I really feel you on the tattoo thing. I've wanted them for years but I only now feel comfortable getting them (none yet but it's just finding the money and time) @MetteusAtoll 😳💕💕💕 @BonnieMakes I bet I know what the first best news was :3 @PixelAranel @FrigidElfChild omg you look so cute together! Thrift store shopping haul! Why didn't anyone tell me sleeveless tops were this fun omg??? ✨💕 https://t.co/lhdBBNLBhU @Tricliniagain true love @Tricliniagain heck you really are x.x 💕 @PrissyOrcGF RIGHT??????????? @XylariaVG I feel awful even saying it because she's not old! She's just Hollywood old :/ "@XylariaVG Well it's been 20 years. Being long enough away from it probably helps. Also while this sucks ass, being an actress at her age probably means not many roles are available to her. Or at least I hear that's how it is." @KatiKnitt @PrissyOrcGF @Tipsyfishs We're on trans Twitter. Assume a catgirl before a cat :P @PrissyOrcGF Awwwww! What a lucky pet! :3 GIVE ME ALL THE VOYAGER CAMEOS PLZ @FrigidElfChild but you're so adorable!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG @emuchaton aw heck I'd love to! :3 @PixelAranel @Tricliniagain TRUTH "@maritronic9k @Kaelyrhn Isn't the story that the captain literally plundered like, the spirits of past Sentai or something? Like, he's a thief just faking it?" "What a massive, stupid headache. I have shelves of discs that just have movies on them. I'm gonna get the right hardware then never worry about this ridiculous DRM again." More and more I'm starting to realize I should just invest in a bluray ripper. https://t.co/xuAujxqJyf "@ManjiButt It's a pretty standardized procedure. Neovaginas are virtually indistinguishable from cis vaginas. If you ever have questions, feel free to ask me! :3" @MagickQueer We don't have much info on them yet other than who's making them. https://t.co/kaViMEjeML "@MagickQueer No, it's a display at this year's SDCC I got from ToyArk, hence the watermark." @norintha It was a boiler and I had yet to discover my love of balls :P "@OniLinkPlus it's just not a good platformer it's like a weird adventure game with platforming mechanics if you're like a huge rare fan then it's kinda entertaining i suppose? but like, on its own merits it's aged very poorly" @OniLinkPlus I bought a 360 the day they announced Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts 🙃 @OniLinkPlus also please don't play conker's bad fur day it's not a good game @OniLinkPlus Rare Replay is like $16 on Amazon if you have an Xbox One! :V "I needed to know if there was more lewd stuff past the flower. Again, I was 14. (Narrator's voice: There wasn't)" Conker's Bad Fur Day. I was 14. doll houses... my only weakness! "Me: I got out of collecting 6"" Star Wars Black Series figures a couple years ago Me after they announce official 1/12 scale modular Death Star diorama pieces: I should get back into collecting 6"" Star Wars Black Series figures https://t.co/24ukCLzkT5" @Daemonia94 lol it's a negative thing for me but it doesn't make me want the figure less @Daemonia94 well no one's perfect OMG WAIT WHAT HOW DID I MISS THIS THEY'RE FINALLY DOING IT OMG OMG OMG I'VE WAITED LIKE A DECADE WTF YES https://t.co/rE9iQlYIIV Fun fact but every Marvel collection is legally obligated to have at least one (1) Doctor Doom https://t.co/rj4aFJMyGs "as a lesbian i feel extremely pandered to, thank you https://t.co/arm8CJKCRu" this is my first time learning of cosmic ghost rider and can i just say HAHAHAHA FUCK YES https://t.co/1sQeqp3eEV @JenApparently hasn't been a transformer name that weird since fearswoop @JenApparently still losing it over road-police @AliceAvizandum this is content warning stuff jesus i hate this fucking planet "@TrexPushups Negative some number of weeks? Denver Health is booking surgeries before consults. It keeps the waiting list either short or moving quickly, I can't recall. The list is still like 300 women long so I dunno." less than 20 weeks until i get a vag whaaaaaaaaaaat @trgrrl fuckin amen my tiddies are already out of control and this is with my hormone levels NOT being where they need to be seriously wondering if switching to injections + losing my balls isn't just gonna make 'em fucking explode even more lol "@trgrrl @lisaquestions I don't even like horror games and Soma is like, one of my favorite science fiction stories. Ever." @hayleyglyphs Rat boy? I resent that! *gnawgnawgnawgnawgnaw* "thank fuck the old dark mode ""sticks"" between websites but i'm pretty sure the display settings aren't working if they reset every time i leave wtf" I love the new display settings but uhhhhhh https://t.co/vgcnCV1afW @Tricliniagain we all joke about this but it's so true i can't sit normally on couches i dunno "@ExistentialEnso ""you know, those COASTAL ELITES who we're gonna color the exact opposite of blue because that's not what this is about come on""" "@ExistentialEnso ""Imagine if orange elected our president every election & red was completely ignored"" why are we imagining that again? she just said the populations were about equal that's a close race, what's the issue lol" @sillygaymiria listen i might be less gay if girls weren't so literally perfect okay "@hi_im_emily @vampyfemme like losing letters (as in colour to color) I kind of get, but this literally sounds like the idea was ""we use a for america, not e for england"" which i hope is really what happened because that's ridiculous" @hi_im_emily @vampyfemme waaaaait a second i'm noticing a pattern here "@vampyfemme i literally don't remember which one I'm ""supposed"" to use is it an american english/english-english thing?" @AmazonChique I've had the Wuzzles theme song stuck in my head all day wtf @MaruAKALina Same and I'd probably be making the exact same face 👀💦 @Fishing4Control TRUE FACTS @Estrace666 same hat 💕 @girlybuttercup @NSalamanderFW that's just how I roll 😎 (@NSalamanderFW) @ForeverFrskyFox (it's @NSalamanderFW if you're not already aware hehe) may or may not be a relevant video just now uploaded to my AD account 👀💦 y'all ever just lay in bed marvelling at how heavy your tiddies feel because gosh same @PrissyOrcGF gotta be the biggest uhhhhhhh that word we're not allowed to say in replies anymore "when I eventually get around to designing her, my salamander fursona is definitely gonna be a bat/salamander hybrid with a wait for it TAIL TUFT she's gonna be so effin cute, y'all" It's @PrivSalamander I might refuse your follow request. We're gonna keep it small. Is it weird to announce that I have a new private account when I'm probably only gonna let in like a tenth of y'all? Is this how people do this? I just want a button that automatically let's all my close friends in lol "@Estrace666 See, that's where my mind immediately went. It's the only possible justifiable reason for you to have said what you did. ""Hey I can't do this because dysphoria."" It's valid." I wanna hug my friends. Real hug. If they're into that. I think I just need a hug. "@gwen_no_fear @Fishing4Control It's not on you, you're just the only one who replied to me. Sorry to butt in. It wasn't my place." @gwen_no_fear @Fishing4Control Btw this goes for Kayleigh too. I replied to her initially. She's just not replying back to me. I love you both and I'd like there to not be another rift in this community. "@gwen_no_fear @Fishing4Control I don't know that she will. So your options are to keep ratcheting up the tension, anger, and hurt, or to disengage before a bridge is burned. It's your thread, as you said." I want my friends to stop fighting please Please @gwen_no_fear @Fishing4Control I didn't say you started it I'm just asking you both to disengage before any more pain is caused @Estrace666 I'm so tired of this it gives me anxiety I want my friends to stop please stop @Estrace666 just drop it please @Estrace666 please stop @Fishing4Control @gwen_no_fear can you two please stop fighting please @RaeGun2k @LucyDoyle_1997 Mine's still working way better than it should and I'm on 200mg of spiro! D:< Losing these fucking things in December though so at least there's that :/ "Just Google image search ""Revoltech Woody"" if you want some laughs/scares Over ten years of horror https://t.co/oT4O6glb9x" "Many years ago there was this Woody figure who came with a horrifying alternate face. It was so horrifying that years later when they re-released him, that face wasn't included. But now they're re-re-releasing him and guess what? :D https://t.co/tyE7clJd2a" Apparently my T levels are still too high (with cis dude ranges) and I have to schedule an endo appointment to adjust my treatment. Gonna lose my balls in five months and they're going out with a fight it seems @Fishing4Control hell yea who we worshipping @nyaakat stay hydrated! it can help can david wise just score my entire fucking life please this music is sex to my ears goddamn https://t.co/R7pSeW8KbE "@Estrace666 i just wish the infighting could stop like, i get it i just hate it" @Estrace666 aaaaaaaa i hate this too many friends on both sides i'm staying out of this fuck @softgirlrobin hell yea Wish she had had more articulation than... whatever the hell that is but she's gonna look great in my collection regardless :3 Me to Mattel: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it. https://t.co/OJlxiVE2G4 @Janetuhwitch @LucyDoyle_1997 @Fishing4Control i don't want to watch it @SpectraSystem like the best he-man media we had in decades was that one discount store advertisement where skeletor and he-man dance because it was camp @SpectraSystem I firmly believe He-Man works best as camp so I endorse this idea @Janetuhwitch @LucyDoyle_1997 @Fishing4Control Quinton's interest in Natalie weirds me out no matter how sweet his heart is @XylariaVG yeah :/ @liddytronic only because they won't read my bio otherwise from what i hear it's the ONLY thing that helps My relatively new keyboard is now randomly putting extra spaces while I type and it's annoying the fuck out of me but of course it's not doing it now in the tweet where I describe it no matter how much I there is it "seriously considering putting ""post-op"" in my bio after my surgery like some kind of weirdo so maybe the chasers will leave me alone" @KamenSpider I guess. I just kinda wanna go all-in on Siege and I like rare-ish or uncommon repaints. @lumpen_rose it's a photo taken from san diego comic con :P "@JessicaNgtmare Some fans will even agree with that. Batman's strength comes from his rogues gallery. That said, while I used to be a huge Batman fan, the recent DC movies killed my interest in the franchise almost entirely." i checked amazon only an hour after 5:30 PST and i dunno maybe i was searching for the wrong terms but i couldn't find it did they just sell out really fast? seriously? https://t.co/gUegr63AKF @DissidentKitty @JenApparently Not enough for Magneto to regularly bloodbend "@JenApparently no i know but the blood being metal matters the most otherwise he'd be like, soft, except it would be held stiff like a penis brace that envelops the whole thing like some almost backwards chastity cage magneto's into some kinky stuff is what i'm saying" @JenApparently It's be a really weird & awkward erection unless Colossus has metal blood "cishet men overwhelmingly have no concept of boundaries and it fucking terrifies me if you're a cisgender, heterosexual man, i am afraid of you because of the actions you do yes, you leave me alone" @Calliethulhu 💕💕💕 I hate cis men so so much NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE https://t.co/au1ISyzIIt Thread. I don't care who you follow but please don't listen to obvious lies about one of my friends. @ScribbledSmut @a_alice_nsfw it's a public service! you're so generous! @ButtGoblin666 yeah like i don't hate her or anything but i'm kinda tired of her i dunno @liddytronic They have that already but I forgot what it's called "like i don't know much about the original stage show, but i'm pretty sure if they had access to technology that could make the actors look even more feline but still convey emotions realistically they would've done that instead no need to do the same aesthetic again in cgi" "I will say that since they're clearly doing motion capture and the sky's the limit, they really should've hit a better balance between human and feline. Furries figured this out decades ago. A muzzle helps a ton in keeping it non-human enough to not be creepy." once again my weird superpower of not being affected by the uncanny valley is making this less fun for me cats looks fine to me? I might even see it? @Vangelus that or he just changes the subject by bringing up the 3-pack again @LucyDoyle_1997 @Fishing4Control like i legit feel bad for how obviously exhausted she was also that guy seems kinda exhausting? not to assume too much but like? "@LucyDoyle_1997 @Fishing4Control oh noooo wasn't he the guy who took of a picture with natalie recently and was like ""LOL IS SHE TIRED OR SOMETHING""" "@LucyDoyle_1997 @Fishing4Control there's a video youtube keeps recommending to me that's like ""contra: youtube's dark queen"" and i really want to stop seeing that thumbnail" @Fishing4Control lol i was gonna say didn't you tweet a similar thought out earlier today @MaiaFranklyn I have Tali from Mass Effect and I plan on getting the MLP ones (only Pinkie Pie has been released so far and it's just finding the money). Tali was packed in a hurry and is still in a box somewhere and I'm worried she'll be all squished and warped :/ @FOURLUNG CUTE BUTT BTW @Flea @FOURLUNG okay but like that's gonna be a weird pizza "@FOURLUNG it's like, cute filth tho adds to your aesthetic in a big way" @MaiaFranklyn I have this one preordered as well and I feel like it's even more up your alley https://t.co/dLHm36Q5zG i love how ridiculous this line gets and yes of course i'm preordering one @TheSecretCallie same hat @vamphours all of them are great but the first one is particularly cute imo 💕 gosh you know what rocks? having tiddies~ 🍈 https://t.co/MUHLZ9mNvO @EarlofNarwhals @Fishing4Control also as a junkrat player: wow mean @EarlofNarwhals @Fishing4Control pl please aim your charges @Fishing4Control I mean to be fair I main DVa and she's practically a melee character @Fishing4Control shooter-ish? lol "@Fishing4Control I used to suck at shooters too, then they made a gay one (Overwatch) and I got good lol" @itsviviactually Sometimes the camera refuses to show it tho Today was not one of those days :3 "@JenApparently Unicron is a Rock Lord, Megatron is a Targetmaster" "@Fishing4Control sucks that this is the most realistic way to change this and not the ""actually being gay rocks"" method" us littles know y'all don't like to be surprised with ABDL stuff but you make it so hard sometimes lol @JenApparently He's canonically a metallic planetoid so yes vanilla mutuals joking about regressing the toddler-sized unicron toy with a onesie and pacifier and I am just BITING my tongue omg wow feeling cute today gosh ✨ https://t.co/jvtf48fmFV "@gwen_no_fear I really appreciate your perspective on queer issues. You make good videos, you have good takes, and you're cute af imo 💕" bite me plz 💦 @vexwerewolf That's the normal reaction. I'm a completely lost cause :P @vexwerewolf Mine just got more powerful 😭 listen my degradation kink knows no limits once i was reasonably comfortable in my gender it just kinda took over help Me at the start of my transition: Do NOT call me any transphobic slurs Me 3 years in: ... unless you're trying to turn me on heck 👀💦 @Quinn__tessence @GirlDickEnergy CONSIDER: Being a slut rocks :3 @LucyDoyle_1997 CUTE THO WOW @Quinn__tessence speaking as a slut: sounds pretty slutty :V @norintha @Kingdomcub okay but like that's kinda hot "THOSE RAPTORS HAVE ELBOW, WRIST, KNEE AND ANKLE JOINTS I NEED THEM" @FOURLUNG I WANT THEM ALL @FOURLUNG hell yea @doublegearsys isn't it tho? @JenApparently I packed a nice lunch for that boy he better not spoil his appetite on junk planets "@palakchaval Absolutely! I didn't even realize how uncomfortable the wrong hormone levels in my body was until about a month into HRT. I was probably at a 5 thinking that was my 10, and now I'm at an actual 10." @a_alice_nsfw YES PLZ @ScribbledSmut transition goals tbh @MaiaFranklyn Maia I love you so much omg I laughed so hard @Chopin_42 hmmmm that would be hotter too i'm transforming my cyber key into a cyber key slot people were making jokes about wanting fuck unicron's planet hole and i'm only now just realizing that by the time he's released i won't have the right equipment to even try 😭😭😭 https://t.co/vHKieC09I4 @SixoTF https://t.co/PZfEbr3uSX "Honestly I'd rather have someone else draw her reference sheet, but aligning ""having money"" with ""furry artist I know of is taking commissions"" is really hard." @JenApparently the chaos bringing just wanted to go to the store really fast for some munchies okay "oof, just realized I lost two years of art from having to resort to my old backups :/ all my art of my fursona is gone" @ACrimsonSun YES :333 "@KittenFemme i guess this confirms it forever, then you babey" I will hold on hope And I won't let you choke On the noose around your neck And I'll find strength in pain And I will change my ways I'll know my name as it's called again @Estrace666 I'm always here to listen if you want to talk about that kind of stuff. @Estrace666 Please don't @sillygaymiria Mood. I used to love being social around new people. Now unless I know they're queer I'm really timid. @QueenStodge oh hey @MaiaFranklyn it's like your favorite character "@Kexta89 @MetalPirateGurl lol I actually had forgotten what context I had seen that image from, and it was right there There's my loophole that I've been using for years. Also: Games require consent to play, which is something rarely talked about BECAUSE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO." @MetalPirateGurl My loophole is I've won. "@MetalPirateGurl No, like I said, I won it." @sillygaymiria hey we have the same vape! @KittenFemme as a babey myself i can confirm: you babey @CaseyExplosion @Twitter It's kinda ridiculously wild that Twitter will comment on your tweets so often and yet you're still not verified. Like wtf is that. @CaseyExplosion nah I won the game a few years ago actually @SixoTF bold of you to assume only men are considering that :V @QueenStodge HUGE SAME "@QueenStodge I feel like if it wasn't already the case that no one is going to buy MP-44, Unicron completely ensures that lol" "We're not out of the woods yet and we're still going to need y'all's support (keep retweeting that GoFundMe if you can!), but we're closer to success than we have been in a while. It's a huge relief. Thank you again." "We have a workable game plan for the ranch. In the span of a few days we went from hopeless to reasonably certain we can pull it together, in no small part because of the contributions from y'all on the GoFundMe. Thank you so, so much." Thread. @MaiaFranklyn Whenever Thew or McFeely complain about the terrible comments they get on their videos I'm reminded that I've made the right decision not to get involved in The Fandom proper tbh "@MaiaFranklyn Like I know what toys are coming out. But that's not exactly The Fandom, you know?" THE RAIMI MOVES WERE SO WEIRD this except i'm the porn goblin @MaiaFranklyn That's a mood. Like I'm technically part of the Transformers fandom? I guess? But I also have no idea what's going on in it and 90% of the people I know from it are because they're also trans. @LucyDoyle_1997 the g in grs stands for gorgan @Tricliniagain - love that @ - missed you - extremely devastated "@Genderbird I mean, I feel like I can often get a feel for what the person is saying/means, but everything else you're saying I also feel a ton. Regardless it's frustrating and depressing because I care a lot about some people on here." @Genderbird Interesting. I think we may be coming at this from slightly different angles but the end result seems the same. "@Genderbird Retweeting this because I feel it so, so fucking much and way too often." @Fishing4Control i'm both and i can confirm this "also in case you didn't know, G1 was Way Too Many Seekers Yes Even More Than The Six You're Thinking Of" "Hotlink would of course be a better purple for our Siege Rainbow than Skywarp, and normally I'd say that'd be an incredibly unlikely release, but the era of Hasbro Pulse has already given us a ton of super obscure characters so who knows? https://t.co/yYYJs9MmDz" "ALSO THIS GUY EXISTS SO BETWEEN THE RAINMAKERS, SKYWARP AND A HOPEFULLY ONE DAY SUNSTORM WE GOT OURSELVES A GAY-ASS PRIDE RAINBOW, LADS https://t.co/q6bxwYSsSZ" "Dunno how long we've had names for the blue & yellow Rainmakers, but I love them! Apparently it was confirmed way back in 2010 that Nova Storm isn't Sunstorm? I must have missed that announcement. I'm absolutely in favor of the option that gives us more characters to collect. https://t.co/jJjyIH78nM" @Fishing4Control @norintha goddess yes please @Fishing4Control whomst among us @sillygaymiria Trading art for better art fuck yeah! @LucyDoyle_1997 there's so much wrong wrapped up in this one short question i wanna scream @sillygaymiria @Estrace666 sometimes it legitimately seems like they suck more than they don't "@Estrace666 sounds like you got a case of the bi shocking, i know :P" @Estrace666 VALID @Chopin_42 wtf you're even cuter than your profile pic (which itself is extremely cute) lets on you've been holding out on me D:< @PrissyOrcGF I love how much transitioning is a real life TG fetish story @PrissyOrcGF SAME HAT "(and no, you can't see them)" I still get alerts from Hentai Foundry about smut stories I wrote 6+ years ago getting added to people's favorites and it's kinda surreal. That was another life ago. @ScribbledSmut weird way to spell cute "@Daemonia94 i have never been ""horny""" @sillygaymiria it was such a girldick "@sillygaymiria listen," "like you ever just see girldick on your tl and think ""i need that in my mouth""" "@Calliethulhu In truth, you get used to it. In horror movie trope, y̷̨͇͈̫̝̕o̸̡̙̣̪̿͊̐ͅu̷̧̳̬͊̈́̓͛͝ ̴̢̟̳͔́͒͜ǵ̴̗̼̜̣ẹ̶̛̻̠̉̈̿́t̷̥͒̎̓̓ ̴̧̛͚͈̥͌̌̿̔u̵̖̻͂ṣ̶̐̽̆͑̿e̷̺͉̹̱̋͛͛̑̑d̵̨̜͉̫̋͂̀̒͗ ̵͖̀ṱ̷͕̼͍̿̓̀̚ͅo̸̢̘̺̦͂͘ ̸̰̏̾̔ͅí̷̥̯̒̅͗t̴̮̺̤̔̄̍͜" what is it about girldick that just makes my mouth open involuntarily Imagine being 11 playing this game for the first time and not seeing this coming. Thinking about how many people died to make this sight happen. And realizing with horror that you played a part in helping it take place. https://t.co/XeaU26mqLL I rented Ocarina of Time from Blockbuster when it came out and I was so terrified by what happened to Hyrule Castle and the surrounding town after Ganondorf took over that I stopped playing it for a year before I decided to buy it and try it again. Been a fan ever since. @ButtGoblin666 TWO SLUTS HANGIN OUT @Fishing4Control daily I still find solace in the phrase even while acknowledging and appreciating its double meaning. "I've always thought of the phrase ""This too shall pass"" as an uplifting one, but researching the history of it reveals that it's intentionally meant to be a depressing one as well. Like, it's both. The fact that I never noticed that I think points to my optimistic nature." "@Fishing4Control welcome to hell, kayleigh! 🙃🙃🙃" @TheSecretCallie hey i have this same intrusive thought too i kinda hate it "Just, please Hasbro... no more stickers. It's hard enough putting them on Titan class figures, let alone... uhhhhh God class figures? The fuck do you call this beast?" "Like I'd love to have enough money before August 31st when the crowdfunding ends, but it's $575. Not impossible, but I'm also not holding my breath. There's always eBay later!" "Way back in 2013 when they released the new Metroplex (which was then retooled into the new Fort Max, seen on the right) I thought, ""They really need to make a new Unicron then, since he needs to be the tallest Transformer!"" Dunno if I'll ever be able to afford it but here he is https://t.co/eu25t5ZxlK" @FrigidElfChild @awitchnamedsara Happy birthday!! :3 @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Hell yes!! Don't shop on Amazon on Prime Day unless your life depends on it. Don't cross the picket line. Don't be a scab. "I've heard anecdotal evidence that MAYBE in SOME CASES your hips still have a shot at widening even if you're in your 30's, but even if that's true, it's exceedingly rare and not worth holding out hope for. But of course I think about it a lot because how can I not?" hecked up of my hips to be sore when I woke up this morning stop giving me false hope D:< Thread. We really need help. @BoringNerdyKate hell yea sounds like a plan hey cool just heard literally the biggest clap of thunder i've ever heard in my life thank goddess for these ear protectors Mistress got me @Fishing4Control like our chests are often a bit bigger so cleavage can be shaped a little bit differently but also shut the fuck up you weird man "@Fishing4Control Cis guys have no concept whatsoever of what goes into passing. Like, cleavage? That's it? Not tits in general but C L E A V A G E specifically? I'm a weird combination of angry and frustrated. Like, in general today, but now also about this D:<" "To all my new followers who followed me because they heard about our alpaca ranch/trans commune: The ranch's Twitter is @TenaciousRanch & it's run by my Mistress, @SteampunkPenny I'm incredibly flattered that y'all followed me, but those two accounts are more directly related" @QueerestWinters YES YES YES YES "@zoe_trashgoblin i'm really glad because on my shitty mountain internet it took literally 300 years to search for, load, and post that gif lol" @zoe_trashgoblin https://t.co/0NgrFnEmqf @Estrace666 https://t.co/cpvJbDtX1T "@zoe_trashgoblin It's a thing I see in a lot of furry and transformation circles. Basically your junk is just... gone. Like on a toy. There's nothing there. Usually doesn't reduce your horniness, but it does remove the ability to climax. I'm something of a denial slut sometimes >.>" hot take but this account is pro null bulges @trgrrl i do keep track of which of my friends aren't plural! i just thought it was a funny anecdote lol @trgrrl this is an ever bigger mood when you're plural lol @Quinn__tessence One of my favorite things about being trans is we appear to age in reverse lol "really love how being queer on twitter means constantly having mini panic attacks as you realize you haven't heard from that one friend in a while so you have to track them down and hope they weren't suspended it's really cool, i just love it" @LucyDoyle_1997 I'm not joking when I say Twitter should verify all trans people by default. "@Fishing4Control hey it turns out when you have gender dysphoria and are pumped full of the hormone that helps people get horny, some wires might get a bit crossed but even if it is a fetish? that's cool too imo" "@Fishing4Control oh wow this was a buried memory but I never really crossdressed before transitioning, but the first night I tried wearing women's underwear I got hard pretty much right away i had nearly forgotten about that, wow tho now they're just... my clothes so it doesn't happen" @cyberslutfaye You're the prettiest puppy omg!! 🐶💕💕💕 "@TheCheapsteaks There not being any solo Hulk movies with Ruffalo might be a reason that didn't happen, good point." "@Estrace666 Another way to look at it might be: Regardless of what you call it, yeah it's pretty damn nonbinary by definition :P" "@Estrace666 You seem genderfluid to me, which is a kind of nonbinary. You don't have to call yourself that, but for what little my binary ass's opinion matters, the label seems to fit." @TheCheapsteaks Wasn't Mark Ruffalo involved in some transphobic show or something? Like I don't doubt the Marvel telling her to apologize theory but the fact that they've only done it with her is troubling. Like even if we give her way more credit than she deserves and assume she means well but misspoke or misunderstood. This has been a thing. For a while now. This makes it seem like she's ONLY sorry because of the backlash. Which indicates she's not actually learning shit. "I bet she's really sorry she opened her mouth about this again. Maybe she'll learn this time, fuck." words mean things do better "yeah and the thing where she almost played a trans man was over a year ago THEN she complained about it, a year later NOW she's sorry sure, whatever" @Fishing4Control @LucyDoyle_1997 he brings a soap box with him for pictures (I don't know who is either lol) "@Fishing4Control @punishedgaycat Kayleigh and I passed by an escape room that was called enTRAPment (emphasis theirs, not mine) and so now our joke is ""They made an escape room... for us!""" @DeciusNero Possibly. But she blocked me so it feels more like she'd rather not have trans people tell her why she's wrong. So I'm happy to ignore that desire of hers. So yeah heads up she's a run of the mill transphobe. Please feel free to let her know though as she literally asked for this. "I usually hesitate giving smaller accounts like that attention, but she literally asked me too and I'm a petty bitch who has very specific pet peeves https://t.co/aHENl67Stl" "@neinmuses @Fishing4Control My sex and gender are female, despite what transphobes like you love to argue. You can't change that, no matter how much screaming about ""biological reality"" you do. And this goes for all genders of all trans people, including genderfluid people. Have a terrible day." "@neinmuses @Fishing4Control Okay yeah, so trasnphobe, got it. Read you loud and clear. Enjoy the extra attention I gave you that you literally asked for." "@neinmuses @Fishing4Control cool, you're transphobic as well, so I guess there's nothing more to discuss" Our trans commune has a LOT of alpaca wool (nearly 800 pounds) and we need funds to survive on to process it to yarn to make it sellable. Anything you can donate will help. Retweets also help. Thank you so much. #ShowUpForWishes #TransCrowdFund https://t.co/DdhmHwCmmK "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso No need to apologize at all, it's okay 💕💕💕" "@Fishing4Control Gatekeeping queer terms is such a huge pet peeve of mine. Gets under my skin. Really wanna put that person on blast but I'll refrain. It's not precisely what you're talking about, but genderfluid people exist which is one of MANY reasons why gatekeeping like this is pointless." "@Lunar_Opals That's awesome! I'm just surprised at how much HRT changed in me, but obviously HRT isn't needed to be trans and some of us are lucky to have these enhancements without it 💕" @VOID_FRIEND (we've considered this too >.>) "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso I understand. I've had a rough week too. Your endo isn't going to take your estrogen away. And if they do ask about your clothes (unlikely, but still), you can just tell them the truth: You're very early in your transition and that stuff takes time." "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso I've never heard of that happening. I know in like, the UK they can be weird about that, but I've never heard of it happening in the US. If your endo is even a tiny bit sympathetic, they'll understand, don't stress 💕" "the combination of soft, squishy fat and soft skin HRT has given me is just so great no one told me about this before I started HRT so it's been a really pleasant surprise as it's developed." @DevourerRose That's promising to hear! Maybe I'll scoot it up my watch list a few spots :3 @ExistentialEnso Proud of my home state and happy at how often I get to say that. @vexwerewolf FUCK yes! 💕💕💕 "@Waffliesinyofac Skyward Sword takes place looooooong before any of that, though. However if you unfocus at the whole picture and take it all less literally, yes, that is the direction the stories ultimately took." @Waffliesinyofac YUP What little research I've done has lead me to the same conclusion. "@AngryNerdBird I like a lot of lore in that game, I LOVE Midna, and some of the dungeons are the best in the series. But the sum feels less than the individual parts somehow. It's a good game, though! Definitely the last home console Zelda game I can say I enjoyed." "@CrownlessCat Wait so we get to be shorter AND thiccer??? I'm 5'11"" and I'd lose a foot in a heartbeat. There's no downside imo" @Fishing4Control This is why my sympathy for my male-attracted friends is infinite. It's apparent how ridiculously frustrating it is. I don't even watch My Hero Academia but I can't not preorder this frog girl. The main reason I haven't gotten around to watching it is mostly because she's not the main character lol https://t.co/02dXYm03n4 @cyberslutfaye CUTE PUPPY!!! :D "@NewGenderWhoDis Yes but barely and we drift further apart each day It's really just me and my mom. Dad died when I was 13, and my stepdad is... well he's not bad or abusive or anything but we've never had much of a relationship. He's not my dad by any definition." "@JuniperTheSloth @emuchaton you know i was like ""i bet it's a fucking jojo thing"" but i didn't want to assume dammit" @crystallgnaires The Song of Healing heals people. The only ones it kills are be the ones who are already dying and need release (soooo like Mikau and no no one else if I remember correctly) @emuchaton w-what? o.o @Bontemp_ Yup! Btw side note but that moment in TP when the sages realize that despite successfully stopping Ganondorf from entering the Temple of Time he STILL somehow obtained the Triforce of Power? One of my favorite moments in the entire series Din's power is SO awesome it TRANSCENDS TIME "The Hero of Time was destined to live a life full of constant loss and sorrow in the splinter of himself where he was a child. To paraphrase Twilight Princess: ""As if by some devine prank""" "Link eventually ended up dying alone too. Or, he became a Stalfos, at least. His purpose unfulfilled. I believe Termina is a real place but so is The Lost Woods and its effect on non-Kokiri" at least that's my headcanon "Link isn't screaming when he puts on a transformation mask because it's physically painful. He screams because every transformation mask contains the soul of someone who died alone, scared, and traumatized. And Link feels it every time." @EspiKvlt wow same hat @Notactuallysmol I just I avoid the DL part of ABDL on here as a favor to all my non-little friends. But sometimes I'm tempted lol do do I need to be HIGHkey little in main? @maegodhavemercy Link to the Past? my foolproof plan of being open about my most controversial kinks to curb my ego by keeping my follower count down isn't working help "sometimes when big accounts follow me I'm just like ""thank you but why??? also brace yourself for weird kinks and horny on main hope you like that because a lot of people don't!!!""" I dunno if that's my favorite game ever but it was the first one of my favorites that came to mind im just gonna be real with all you 20-somethings naruto has always looked boring as shit to me @emuchaton @trgrrl gosh I didn't think I was but suddenly I wanna wag Life has been so stressful lately with only the occasional moments of reprieve and right now I'm avoiding going to sleep just to cherish this distraction for as many hours as I can. @aaerikson aaaaaa you're so cute 💕 "If there was another way to see my friends on here other than using Twitter I would. The website itself is very bad in so many ways. But like, I'm addicted and what else am I gonna do with my free time? :/" I should be allowed to play Scarlett Johansson @unionindisguise my favorite part of the lion king is where they all die at the end @NewGenderWhoDis sooooo many trans girls are littles it's hecking adorable @EntityofJustice @dreamingnoctis (Derpy is my number 2 favorite behind Pinkie Pie) @EntityofJustice @dreamingnoctis They released the original version of The Last Roundup where they say Derpy's name on a single DVD with a handful of random episodes and it's one of the weirdest parts of my collection that I'm most proud of. "@dreamingnoctis @EntityofJustice I haven't like, actively left the show/fandom if that makes sense. I love the show in theory, I saw the movie (with actual horses not the weird human high school movies) in theaters, I'll still buy new Pinkie Pie merch, but my fandom levels are in hibernation." @EntityofJustice Well I worried it sounded like bragging lol @chibikonatsu I use it to refer to myself mostly in jest and self-deprecation. I haven't been like active in the fandom or watched the show in years. "@EntityofJustice Not saying it to brag, but rather to emphasize how tired I am." "@EntityofJustice I was in the thread that coined the term. There was a huge influx of Bronies during season two, but somehow I made it onto the ground floor of the whole thing. I'm am the Elder Brony." "@DeciusNero That's another good point. I dunno if kids care about old Disney movies (probably varies wildly), but the remakes are banking on their PARENTS caring quite a bit." "MLP:FiM getting close to being around for ten years means young adult fans and former fans were kids when the Brony thing started and like, speaking as a Brony, I'm so fucking sorry to all of you" @gwen_no_fear @queeralx @OmaceHero no wait all of them give me life the third one gives me double life @gwen_no_fear @queeralx @OmaceHero that third pic gives me life "There's this weird double standard for ""kids"" movies where if it's good enough that adults enjoy it, it's ""Not JUST a kids movie,"" but if it's shitty enough that only kids could like, ""Well, it's just a kids movie"" It needs to stop. And so does this thread, so I'll end it here." "@JosieKendamu It's both, but it's more so Kimba But I would argue that Disney justified the existence of their virtually stolen story by making a film that visually, musically, etc was really fucking good, unlike their new remake." "how about let the kids have something that everyone, not just kids, can enjoy and appreciate? y'know, like the original animated versions of these movies? fucking christ" "You know that, much like how the remakes don't erase the originals from existence, complaining about the remakes doesn't do diddly shit to stop them or stop The Kids from enjoying them? So what's the problem?" "they could be better WAY better in obvious, easy to think of ways ""Why do you want better art?"" is such a fucking galaxy brained take that people just eat up." """Every story has already been done so why are we complaining about these cynical shot-for-shot trademark renewals?"" 2.4k Retweets 15.1k Likes yeah okay" "@totallyhealthie Exactly. I'm a HUGE proponent of adaptations. Actually changing the source materiel, usually due to translating from like a book to a movie, but even from one kind of movie to another, if there's a strong creative vision, I LOVE that shit." "Is there something about the originals ""The Kids"" can't enjoy? Like I'm not here yelling at children to recognize the classics, but like, they're fucking cartoons? Traditionally kids like those?" @gwen_no_fear I have so many conflicting thoughts about all this but I'm just tired. I'm glad you said all this. "@Hbomberguy don't worry, this is bronycon's last year just let them have this" Physical media is going to stop being a thing as soon as studios think they can get away with it. Very soon everyone will have their own streaming service and selling discs of their stuff will hurt that revenue. I'm hoarding all I can while I still can. "(Also part of this frustration is out shitty mountain internet which can't always stream shows, but I had these same complaints even when we lived in a house that didn't have this issue)" "And I know I'm not just being weird about this since Stranger Things got as physical release! Yeah, it's ALWAYS THERE as long as you have your Netflix subscription. Why sell the discs? Whatever the answer is, that can be applied to all their original programming. Dammit." "Sense8 having no physical release especially worries me. Like, it's a Netflix show so it's not going anywhere ...as long as Netflix doesn't go anywhere. And big studios have been buying back a ton of Netflix's biggest shows If Netflex disappeared tomorrow, Sense8 would be gone" @daggertrout Fucking BIZARRE to put in on a 20+-year-old format (especially given the Bluray release of the original) but I'll take it. Progressive is free (I assume for Prime members?) but Alternative isn't so that doesn't fully help me. I just... I really like owning discs? It's a ritual for me. I do this with things I really love. Sense8 also isn't on disc despite Stranger Things being on disc. Pisses me off PLEASE PUT THE NEW FLCL SEASONS ON DISC I'M A WEIRD OLD PERSON WHO WAS WAITING TO WATCH THEM WHEN THAT HAPPENED JUST LET ME HAVE THIS DAMMIT https://t.co/Z9fngLTqwR @ScribbledSmut I'm a lesbian and I'd absolutely fuck a femmeboy. Fuck the rules to hell and fuck whoever you want. "@Fishing4Control she totally responds to it, too the extra vowel and consonant doesn't add enough to confuse her she's a smart kitty" @Fishing4Control really half to thank you for reminding me of my cat's full name btw @asur_el thank moo! 💕 @Fishing4Control OMG I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE QUOTE AT FIRST It aired in the US for the first time when I was 16. And it fucking changed me on a fundamental level. "@asur_el hmmmmm i didn't think i was a cow, but i feel weirdly compelled to hear what this helmet has to say just to be sure" one half of dude where's my car has some thoughts about how to fix this country like not to conflate actor and character they played but jesus christ that sounds like something kelso would say "shut up, kelso" @PrissyOrcGF YOUR HAIR IS RLY CUTE BTW FEEL LIKE I DON'T SAY THAT ENOUGH @FrigidElfChild GOOD! :3 "@NicoleNeutrite in case the wish comes out cursed, you can try my LIZARD'S NOSE" "@FrigidElfChild I'm like, anti-kinkshaming How fucking dare he take such a pure kink and make it boring and yet somehow creepier" why's it called a monkey's paw monkey's have hands it's one of the things that makes them a monkey "@Fishing4Control (one Twitter girl, I mean-- Mistress I didn't meet online)" @Fishing4Control I'm allowed to agree with this one because I only got one (1) girl to move in with me but we STILL met when she was 500+ miles away :P Twitter is a cursed monkey paw promising a queer community. @WilloIllo Most collars can't be worn indefinitely. Eternity collars are the only ones I'm aware of that can. @Fishing4Control babe you're fine 💕 "@Fishing4Control in spite of twitter, not because of it" "@TheAshenCouncil I'm assuming I'll have to take mine off for GRS, so I know for a fact I won't make it to a year of non-stop wear, but I'll still be owned during that so it still counts imo" "@Fishing4Control you too, huh?" been collared 24/7 for over six months now 😍 literally haven't taken my eternity collar off once :3 "@upandoutcomic I spent 29 years not being a girl and I can't even imagine doing that again, wtf" "@Fishing4Control Here's the presentation, if you're curious. I haven't watched it since 2014, but I recall liking it and agreeing with its points. But damn, this was another fucking world. Before the alt-r*ght took over and became a permanent fixture of the internet. https://t.co/N5f0a4nTug" "@Fishing4Control Did you know Zoe Quinn did a presentation about how if you actually call trolls out on their shit & engage with them as humans, a ton of them disengage and some even apologize? Then several months later g*merg*te happened with her at the epicenter I dunno if that's irony or not" @StacySadistic Curly fries are my favorite by far They're just more fun to eat! And the seasoning is really good too. @burnsbabe @KidKicker what do cis people know about anything tho "I've had a spot picked out for this cutie for months now lol I know it's a bit crowded, but I can't pick favorites among my children 😭 @Fangamer I will buy every Undertale/Deltarune plushie you make. Might I suggest Alphys next? :3 https://t.co/y0ZT1iaIhP" ACQUIRED FLUFFY BOY https://t.co/ddBZe5olrU "@LambChopInPamps I mean, hating men is a thing women do a lot, cis or trans, gay or straight or bi or pan :P" @LambChopInPamps I think it might more so be an issue with trans Twitter specifically? I hear most trans people are bi. "@Fishing4Control @AliceAvizandum @LeftAtLondon just put a sign on the cage that says ""marketplace of ideas""" @Fishing4Control @AliceAvizandum @LeftAtLondon well shit that sounds easy "siri, show me the definition of white feminism" @VOID_FRIEND FUCK YEAH :3 "@OniLinkPlus That's a helpful reminder, thank you. Now that you mention it I am aware of times people have done that for personal reasons. It's easy to forget." "The only reason you'd care if someone saw me following you was if I did something worth fully blocking me over, right?" "I dunno like it's easy for me to invent ways people could hate me-- I do that all the time! But hatred would suggest a full block, right? If hatred is too strong of a word and maybe it's just a minor thing I do or did, why softblock at all?" "Like, if we were mutuals I almost get it? It sends a clear message that our relationship has fundamentally changed and that I should stay away. But if I was just following you? Why the softblock? Why not just a block? I don't get it?" "People (especially mutuals) unfollowing me because I'm too horny on main: I get it. It used to hurt to find out, but I've done my best to get over it and it's getting easier. No worries. People (especially non-mutuals) softblocking me: I don't understand." @MaiaFranklyn how dare you make me want to play BotW "@Kate_Bunni I'm not getting the ass I want so far, that's the entire problem lol" @arancaytar I'm gonna @ the ranch into this question so Mistress can better answer it: @TenaciousRanch @socialrepro Yep! Our ranch's Twitter can be found here: @TenaciousRanch @Yumi_Sparkles @the_moth_reborn don't worry i immediately did the same thing @liv_rad_ i can't even fathom it @TheDJTC @FindingFilene We started up earlier this year! :3 @Fishing4Control @beepbomp @fromaslowboat all the alpaca pics are on Mistress's phone and she's asleep D: @CelticAnarchy @trgrrl when i wrote that tweet i knew this joke was coming and yet @trgrrl sTOP @EllieODaire GOOD NAME @EllieODaire DINOSAUR FRIEND? :D :D :D @NoraReed - that's amazing wow i hate it - i love that you have that - honeybot is the best name ever do you think anyone still self-identifies as a pastafarian in 2019 @CookieCyboid yay boops!!! @CookieCyboid omg how did I miss that I am not a clever drone @nyaakat BABBOT @DawnDefawn they can say just about anything to me and make me weak 😍 @DawnDefawn definitely the second one for sure "@CookieCyboid PERFECT Also my number was said by Mistress as a joke too >.< She purposefully said ""twelve"" to make it sound as un-drone-like as possible because she's not really into drone kink grrrrr" @DawnDefawn I keep doing this too lol "@CookieCyboid oooh 3 numbers, rebellious" @CookieCyboid @nyaakat that's kinda hot tbh @Fishing4Control GOD please @SunflowerSignal her name is tabitha and her cuddle factor is off the charts b e h o l d https://t.co/38XfW9XjXV "@Fishing4Control i hear she got tired of us squares and told us ""so long losers"" before speeding away on her motorcycle like a badass never to be seen again" @SpectraSystem good point but like i mean i'm gonna be small tonight gosh tonight's gonna be a cuddle your stuffie night aw yea @fangirlscreamo babygang 😎 majestic https://t.co/diJQEM9Wqm @QueerestWinters ive been a good girl i dont nee dthe ccorner D:< "hi i don't believe we've met, im baby" @Fishing4Control hey same except i never want to leave because of fear of missing out @MOOMANiBE wait no that actually sounds fun i know how to type i swear D: omg I meant with your friends when your friends doesn't even make sense DAMMIT you ever just want to be gay as hell and do lewd stuff when your friends because wow same @AliceAvizandum THANK YOU 💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton GOSH @Fishing4Control it's because people don't have any taste that name's adorable @PrissyOrcGF @arnellerose Please do! :333 @PrissyOrcGF saaaaame love being bit so hecking much x.x Me: Yeah I know I'm easy to read and am always obvious about who I'm crushing on. Cute girl I'm crushing on when I finally tell her I'm crushing on her: Yeah I know. Me: https://t.co/PibUQapFpY @FOURLUNG @fangirlscreamo @melodyaligned i wasn't this is really important stuff @StebMcDreb @kroati1 @indigo_rage @tasmosunt those videos are a meme in this house i love them so much @StebMcDreb well piss IS neat so there @emuchaton SO IMPORTANT @aluminumcuffs Yeah same since I'm definitely not doing that lol @aluminumcuffs At least that's what I've gathered. "@aluminumcuffs Millennials and Gen Z want to like, rush it. All at once. We're all gonna try to break in and free the aliens at once." @fangirlscreamo @FOURLUNG @melodyaligned yeah and the paper is probably gonna need some padding at the end so i may as well get as many sources as possible @QueenStodge it's 2008 all over again @fangirlscreamo @FOURLUNG @melodyaligned i'm gonna be doing a lot of research "@PrissyOrcGF but like, IF you needed a skull to crush, I know a girl 👀 jjust saying 💦" @SpectraSystem I DUNNO I'M AS FRUSTRATED BY THIS AS YOU ARE @FOURLUNG srsly tho thank you for sharing this omg @SeanWithersDraw Yeah I figure it's muscle loss but like I worry that makes it sound like I was buff. I REALLY wasn't. @FOURLUNG @melodyaligned *opens in other tabs for later research purposes* interesting "Me: Okay, since I'm on HRT, I want to gain weight in all the places girls do, so no diets for me! I'll just eat whatever I feel like and as much as I want of it. My body in response: *loses 30 pounds and goes down a pants size* Me: Literally how" "@lumpen_rose I find it easiest to order underwear through Amazon. Can't recall how I determined what size I am, though. Think I might be an XXL? Underwear's pretty stretchy though so there's some flexibility. I know you know this, but you need to get away from your mom asap." @Calliethulhu how ironic i consider it the height of cringe to imply that saying incels could be violent is cringe their ideology in inherently violent @BlueJayGliding I really would love to try properly prepared vegemite. Pretty sure I'd do it wrong myself. @tiptransformed @maritronic9k My trick for getting fresher food at fast food places is asking for extra pickles. They're not allowed to open up a burger that's been sitting in the warmer and add or subtract things. A special order has to be cooked fresh :3 "Our trans commune is in the final stages of processing our 800 pounds(!!) of alpaca fiber and we need funding now more than ever to get it to where we can sell it. Donate if you can, retweet if you can't. Thank you so much! #ShowUpForWishes #TransCrowdFund https://t.co/6gAokJYqra" "@tiptransformed @maritronic9k The texture is pretty bad if you lose any of the juice, I've found. Like it's tempting to dab the juice away to make it less drippy, but then the outer skin gets all squeaky in the worst way." @Chopin_42 Spam is notoriously incredibly salty. @tiptransformed IT IS OMG @SeanWithersDraw Headcanoning that Seymour Krelborn is a trans guy now @PrissyOrcGF hhhheck nice thighs 👀💦 "@SeanWithersDraw I dunno if this is something inherent to T but I was sooooo hungry more often when I had the wrong hormone levels in me, so I get it lol" [cw food] spiro is a helluva drug x.x https://t.co/dcBwkA6TbA @heynetters Yes I'm aware of Jetfire :P @IzabelaKaramia NO BUT NOW I WANT TO "*fries up some spam* *adds mustard* *add a pickle spear* Spiro says I need that salt, apparently, wow." "So I might respond to a guy asking if liking trans women makes him gay with ""No"" rather than what I'm tempted to say now: ""I mean being gay rocks, why do you ask?""" "I spent the first 29 years of my life thinking I wasn't queer. I was never full-on homophobic or transphobic, but I still saw all this from the other side." "I just can't overstate how weird it feels. Like, bigotry isn't rational. That's the answer here. But the irrationality is just so obvious when you're queer." "Me: Oh my goddess this life is too amazing and wonderful. I don't know I could have possibly deserved it. Bigot: *acts as if being queer is inherently, unquestionably awful* Me: ... Dude are you okay?" "In addition to being incredibly depressing, it's just so *weird* to me when bigoted cishet people act like being queer is the worst thing anyone could be when we all know being queer is the absolute fucking best. Like I feel like I was given a fucking *gift* in some ways." "@KamenSpider See, that's neat, and now I want it more and will probably get it, but that name is still not great lol" "@SpectraSystem I know very little about Shockblast I just know it has a history of being used for Shockwave when I assume the trademark had lapsed? But yeah, there's so many things they could've named him." @heynetters YUP. Just rename it and the collectors will eat it up. "Like not to go too far down my OCD, hyperfocusing rabbit hole, but calling him Shockwave means I can never feel good about displaying him next to the real Shockwave. ... WAIT IS THIS A TFA LONGARM REFERENCE???" "I'm not enough of a Transformers nerd (I know, I'm surprised too) to get the reference, but I get really annoyed when they do expensive repaints and don't even TRY to name it something else. Call him Shockblast or something and then I'll feel justified in buying this :/ https://t.co/Ov1QYIYII5" "@ToniQueene YUP See also: Me avoiding all the body mods I wanted until transitioning. I thought they'd be better if I was a girl, meaning I thought I'd be better as a girl, but I never made that connection." @PrissyOrcGF Your voice is so pretty Warchief!!! 😍 @Othertallgirl @VanigliaRy I mean as a trans person I try not to judge the names of other adults as I know it's not difficult to name yourself? @SammJinks It's SO important and I love doing it! :3 @TheSecretCallie But your comppaint makes total sense. I get it. It's why I someone worry I'm doing it. I guess maybe I needed to vent lol. I'm sorry. This website sucks. "@TheSecretCallie Like almost every reaction I could give I've had friends complain about. Not directly at me, but in general ""*Hugs*""? Too silly, or worse, kinda shitty if they're not into being touched ""Lemme know how I can help""? Never actually helpful I just love my friends & feel helpless" "@TheSecretCallie I'm worried I sometimes do this. I usually mean it as, like, commiserating but I worry it sounds like I'm making it about me. Fuck, I guess I'm even kinda doing it now >.> Online relationships kinda suck. There's often not a way to be proactive in helping your friends :/" An old friend who I knew as a cis guy years ago came out to me as trans after months of sounding like they were going to and I've just spent hours answering questions and talking about my transition. It gives me life to help a freshly hatched trans person. @BoringNerdyKate go on... @Ardrial @MagsVisaggs holy shit your glowup is unbelievable! 😍✨ @NewGenderWhoDis I think as long as you're open with her (the girl you kissed) about this kind of stuff you're on the right path to a healthy relationship. Communication is paramount to a healthy relationship. @NewGenderWhoDis You need to learn to forgive yourself. Transition can drastically change people and often does. @NewGenderWhoDis Punishing yourself forever isn't the answer. @NewGenderWhoDis Were you this mindful of what you were doing back when you were abusive? I imagine at the very least it bothered you a lot less than it does now. That's what matters here. @SherlyWrite @Fishing4Control yeah it turns out gamers were a mistake who knew @Antagonic @thebayleerenee wow bronies are usually way better at fan names i'm completely blanking on what the fan name for bulk biceps was before we knew his name but i recall it being way better than his actual name also vinyl scratch > dj p0n3 @kittykatacab69 @thebayleerenee mary jane begin is coincidentally what i say before i get high @kittykatacab69 @thebayleerenee There's woman by the name of Mary Jane Begin whose wrote some MLP books which is making it harder than it should be to Google. @thebayleerenee after googling: it doesn't look like it goddammit what fucking good are bronies for i'm sorry this is the funniest goddamn thing i've ever seen @CelticAnarchy fuck you you're lucky i'm a literal masochist D:< https://t.co/45Bhoew2XP @CelticAnarchy just popping in real quick between runs to say i died at the boom boom and i hate you D:< trans pride switch lite @transfilmtheory https://t.co/Qo44igvSoC y'all ever just get that craving for https://t.co/gc6EBPIdsC literally the worst time @Anarcho_Vampire I'm near the end of my playthrough too and I know your pain 😭 literally wacom won't let me use my tablet https://t.co/DMiMbQ243d "But again, the great thing is he can still be a cis boy and be as girly as he wants! He's got a stable job with coworkers who'd support him. He should give it a try!" "But yes, I see him presenting as cis but being constantly drawn to girly stuff, yet still keeping it at arm's length outside of the art he loves, the toys he buys, and the video game characters he picks and I see a lot of my past self there." I'm not going to say Arin is an egg because that's incredibly rude to say unless referring to a trans person's past self after they're out. I just know he likes girly things & hope he understands that he can just be girly all the time. And a boy! They're not mutually exclusive! "I know this is from a recent 10 minute power hour, but I really would like the Grumps in general but Arin in particular to know: You can just do your hair and even dress girly like, as much as you want. It's a thing you can do! Every day! It's pretty fun, I recommend it." @doublegearsys @MetteusAtoll I've consulted with my team of experts and they all conclude: This checks out. @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu @KonekoFemme The internet was mean to him a decade ago and he thinks that means he never has to check his privilege. @Calliethulhu @KonekoFemme oh my god he sees himself in bagel guy because of the fake girlfriend thing huh @Calliethulhu @KonekoFemme peter coffin please just stop challenge 2019 @gwen_no_fear It's a really cute avatar! @MalachiteTiger @VisibleDucts @lisaquestions like actor even has a more similar face in addition to having the right facial hair lol "@MalachiteTiger @VisibleDucts @lisaquestions ""People didn't get what we meant by The Architect's appearance in Reloaded. Let's make it unmistakable this time"" - said by one of the Wachowskis during the development of Sense8, I'm certain." "can you imagine being a woman like 3 generations past gen z, literally the gayest generation, on the overwatch team surrounded by the most gorgeous, queerest women imaginable and being *straight*?" "When mutuals switch from a selfie to some art it always throws me for a loop. Like I had worried I hadn't seen @gwen_no_fear in a while but no, I had, I'm just bad at reading @'s lol (I'm glad I have in fact seen you in a while)" "hey did you know literally every single woman in overwatch is sapphic? amazing, but true and obvious" @TheQueenSeKa https://t.co/QBNLKvWSNT m-mommy 👀💦 https://t.co/xb6JLrAbXT "This rock on the drive home to our house gives me life every time I see it. It changes every so often, but it's said this for over a month now! 🌈✨ https://t.co/5i46rTpsd9" "@DevourerRose They were a self-described ""wonky rock band"" and yeah, they remind me of Lemon Demon too. Wonky is a good word for it." @WynneCluster We're so happy for him! Maybe if we ever find the original we'll ask him if he'd like that too. It sounds really nice. @WynneCluster OMG THAT'S SO CUTE Heck our original would probably rather be an animal too... "@DevourerRose That's a great one. Taken For a Ride is probably my favorite, but I also love Good Day, Ruler of Everything, Haiku, and The Whole World And You. I don't know if I've ever encountered anyone who's heard of Tally Hall that's awesome!" Knitting store selfie! 🧶 https://t.co/2dR2j7KCba "@DevourerRose Also if I ever visit, plz take me there!" @DevourerRose You should hear the album! (Skip Two Wuv though. Trust me) @DanaGoblin TRUE DAT "@GwenStarlight Saaaaame. There's a small part of me that feels bad that the previous owner of this body is gone, but I'm as sure he'd want a girl to have it as I am that I'm a girl." @polyheartmony Real life TF stories are way more fun :3 @Fishing4Control @SteampunkPenny Yes you do! 💕 @Hypnothulhu hhhhhhg yes plz >////< @SissaDreki I really need to get to bed I have to be awake in 5 hours sorry >.< "@Inkfacefahz I thought of Tintin too! Like they're VERY different styles achieved in different ways but it has the same ""cartoon just walked into a live action action movie"" vibe going on." @StebMcDreb WE'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE THE PRE-PRODUCTION TOOK LIKE 300 YEARS BUT DAMN I WANT MORE SEQUELS FOREVER @FawksTweets More people need to watch Tintin 2011. And Tintin is a GORGEOUS movie because GREAT CARE was taken to make it justify its own existence. It's a movie that would be lesser if it was merely animated OR live action. It's the exact opposite of these Disney remakes. "Tintin's a great counter example because like, yeah the faces are softly cartoony but the world itself is basically realistic. You can make a realistic world while still being artistically expressive and visually interesting." LIKE MOTION CAPTURE + ANIMATION HAS THE CAPABILITY TO BE UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW TINTIN??? https://t.co/zNJJpQrXdq what are these shots this is a fucking song is jon okay someone check on jon help jon favreau has been kidnapped and replaced by someone way less talented and way more asleep constantly You think there are any iTunes accounts that were made by kids who put like Spongebob as their name and now fifteen years later it's a huge headache for them? Or is this just transphobia? (Spoilers it's the second one) It's just so funny because THIS LITERALLY ISN'T MY NAME. AT ALL. IN ANY WAY. LEGALLY THIS PERSON DOESN'T EXIST. Like that could list Starscream as my first name and it'd be exactly as correct. "Me: I should go to bed Also me: But what's more important, sleep or listening to Tally Hall's Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum from 2007 that you've heard a million times? wow, good point, me" "This though? This appears to be unchangeable, even if you change your name in the billing address. Thanks, Apple! https://t.co/d7IypPGFs8" Really need to go to bed because we're getting up early tomorrow but I just got all my music back and I just wanna listen all night 😭 "lol I just figured out why all my non-iTunes songs couldn't be found by iTunes after restoring my backups. The old file locations have my deadname in them, the new ones don't. Been able to restore everything so far, but that switch is probably what confused it." @Estrace666 did did jon favreau fall asleep while directing this is jon favreau okay "Let this be a lesson, kids: Backup your media regularly!" "Bandcamp! Bandcamp exists! Okay, this might account for another portion of my music collection." Okay we've run into some SERIOUS problems in restoring my music I don't remember where I bought Spirit Phone! And is Mouth Moods even available for download anymore? Fuuuuuck :/ https://t.co/GVOIrkk9EA "MUMFORD & SONS ARE STILL GOING AT IT, THO OKAY WOW" YES IMMEDIATELY HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION https://t.co/CQgXQEX5Gi "Like, *definitionally* flash in the pan. People compared them to Queen at the time." "Whenever I think ""God, what happened to that one band?"" I usually follow it up with ""You know they're probably still making music but they're just not popular anymore & I don't want to look it up"" This time, however, I looked it up: Fun. has not made any music in half a decade" "Okay, I might've figured it out. Download a track from your library under ""recently added"" THEN drag it to a playlist. The app in theory will download it after you drag it over but that method is uhhhhh cursed or something. This other method works better." "Basically like 80% of the time, the downloaded track didn't actually download properly. If you see it pestering you to re-authorize your PC, it means it didn't work. Delete it, start over. It's maddening." "You might say, ""Kat, just stream music!"" First off, I kind of have an issue with not owning the music I listen to, but I admit that in certain contexts, Spotify is really handy. But also: The entire issue is slow internet here. I need them downloaded." "I'm needing to do this because despite backing up my music including my iTunes stuff, the newest backup was a couple years old, so my hard drive dying means I need to re-download the stuff I got since then. And it SUCKS. HOURS for a single album. Retrying downloads constantly." I could write a book on all the unbelievable shit that can go wrong when trying to download your iTunes library on slow internet. Like I don't even know where to begin. Someone go back to 2006 and tell me never to get invested in this app. https://t.co/sB8Wjz9unG "wow I haven't used Reddit in years this kinda sucks. 10 minute reply limiter? Probably not gonna be posting much, but yes, this account is me: https://t.co/g6hDE8zrYF" Heh. I was wondering why that tweet was getting attention again. I had Lara as my avatar for not that long but now it's immortalized as my face in that screenshot forever lol I'm so glad it's reaching so many eggs 💕 @lumpen_rose CUBE SOFT FRENS!!!! @trgrrl (And hopefully it goes without saying that I'm glad you're doing better 💕💕💕) @trgrrl I haven't noticed you being a jerk at all! I think you're a lovely person and a good friend 💕💕💕 @Fishing4Control Perfect example of how bad I am at determining the height of others in relation to me: I had no idea we were the same height wh what makes them a sith trooper @lucashoal RALSEI NO NOT FOR GOATS D:< IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGG https://t.co/t4hDQOuvJW @CallMeCadejo @vexwerewolf Gender euphoria is the greatest feeling in the world. Pterosaur-armed Pterosaur https://t.co/johowvZRCk @roboskank20X6 @ScribbledSmut I'm a lesbian and I'm signing off on this. @roboskank20X6 @ScribbledSmut Or Brundlefly 😍😍😍 @ScribbledSmut I love and am turned on by the idea of identity death >.> @ScribbledSmut i mean that's like half my fetishes... "@DanaGoblin oof, that's too real :/" @ScribbledSmut YAAAAAY THIS IS THE BEST 💕💕💕💕 "@ScribbledSmut OMG THAT'S AWESOME I mean, in a way, the future versions of us *were* girls, so...." "@DanaGoblin Yeah I only use he/him pronouns for... whoever that was because I feel so distant from him. He used those pronouns, after all. Of the members of our system, Kat was the closest to being that guy, but even she can't believe it." "@ScribbledSmut I used to have fantasies about how maybe in the future there'll be the ability to either inhabit bodies from the past or create a fictional world to inhabit. And I hoped the ""real"" me from the future playing around in this reality was a girl." @ScribbledSmut That sounds really cool! "@ServantoftheFae Both of our (as in, you and I) past selves existed on some level. Even if I feel like my past self was hollow and not really ""real,"" he inhabited this earth and did things and had relationships. So there's always gonna be memories." @melodyaligned ayyyyyy mood! "@doublegearsys I've used the trench coat analogy in the past, but this time I was thinking of y'all when I typed it. I'm happy it revealed a little something to you 💕" @melodyaligned That was basically our existence through our teens and most of our 20's. It's all very hazy. "It's like I wasn't even 3 bunnies in a trench coat. When they pulled the coat off, there was nothing there." @SpectraSystem :P https://t.co/cHSRlO0s6M "And to my plural mutuals: I'm sure that's one hell of a mood. We still haven't found the original pilot of this body, assuming he's even still in here. It really feels like that wasn't a real person." "Sometimes I really do feel like I must've stolen this body from some dude I never met and somehow his memories came included. Doesn't worry me, though, because I know this is what he would've wanted." @Fishing4Control wait wait wait you're seeing changes that fast? o.o @Fishing4Control louder for the creepers in the back "After like four months of not having access to my 100 gigs of music, I finally have it all back and uuggggghhhhhh it's as good as sex fuck yes" @NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF You have a good heart and you're being careful in the right ways. I hope you become the person you need to be 💕💕💕 @Fishing4Control yeah i know i've felt it :V @NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF Did you know the term incel was actually originally coined by a queer woman? Dating while queer can be hard. It's a universal mood. "@NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF It's definitely good to be vigilant about that stuff. Transition very often changes people for the better, though. I hope you find it has for you too 💕💕💕" "@NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF I will say though it does take time to truly believe and understand this. It doesn't happen overnight. But I think it will happen for you eventually, and you'll feel a lot better." "@NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF An entire decade of my life was stolen from me. I don't lie about my age or pretend like 22-year-olds are exactly as mature as I am, but I ALSO don't beat myself up and call myself a creeper, because I'm not. Life gave me a weird hand, and other queer people get it." "@NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF I get what you mean. And I understand the ""That's what predators say"" retort. I used to worry about it too. Those rules were made for cishet men. Doesn't mean they never ever apply to queer folks, but it does mean you shouldn't worry about as much as you think you should." @QuestForTori Hey you're my little brother's age (at least as far as the year you were born goes)! Happy birthday! "@NewGenderWhoDis @PrissyOrcGF It takes a while, but eventually you'll know and believe it's not creepy. Queer relationships and the community overall operates on different rules, in part because of the phenomena we're talking about." @transfilmtheory @Estrace666 i was just gonna say creepy's the only word for it @ManjiButt Maybe because I live on a ranch? Not that they're exclusive to Texas or anything. Sorry :/ @PrissyOrcGF Massive mood. I don't understand how that guy was me lol @ManjiButt Are you in Colorado? @JangotheBlueFox I have a couple of those sets but I'm never in the mood to build them :/ "I had forgotten that I had an email for the place I wanted to inquire about electrolysis hair removal on my junk in addition to a phone number, and I'm a weak-willed, phone anxious person so I sent an email. I feel like most places prefer making appointments over the phone >.<" @JangotheBlueFox Yeah the new face printing technology hit that line right as I was getting out of collecting it 😭😭😭 "So in other words, all those months without Photoshop could've been easily avoided by connecting my solid state, easy to connect backup drive to my computer. The one that was in a box next to me for months. Oof." Even funnier angle to this whole story is I did all this to find my backup copy of Photoshop since the old internal hard drive that I had been executive dysfunctionly avoiding connecting back onto my computer for MONTHS was actually completely broken instead of kinda broken. https://t.co/J1WPO0pSyI It was really fun going through all those boxes with y'all tho so it wasn't a total waste! (Just a mostly waste x.x) "... I didn't even need to go through all the boxes in the spare room. The hard drive I was looking for was in the box under my desk which is exactly where it should go, I was just certain it never made it there during the move. RIP lol https://t.co/fFSw0gLXRC" @benpritchard13 I don't feel comfortable with that kind of comment given I don't know you and that our conversation was otherwise non-sexual. "@JessicaNgtmare It's definitely where I perfer to play it (even with Super Mario Maker 2 despite having the right kind of stylus to play it in portable mode), but I do often bring it with me when I leave the house just in case. It's nice having the option even if I don't always utilize it." "@benpritchard13 I need him for MY collection :P It's a nearly complete Animated collection. Just need Blackout, the non-box set Botcon figures, and Thundercracker if I can ever find one lol" @ThatTransJayne It would certainly be cheaper to get a Hasbro Scattershot but I much prefer the Takara colors. I'm my own worst enemy lol Bag of Transformers! As ya do. https://t.co/xaqIqIdodw This guy is so cool but I broke one of the leg joints so now the set is effectively worthless. And finding a loose Takara Scattershot? Not gonna happen. I'll just have to re-buy it someday :/ https://t.co/LCfU6FzfgB I really want to reassemble this dinosaur doll house and I should just commit to using The Kragle this time around because keeping LEGO sets in one piece is really hard for me >.> (Part of it was we were moving in a hurry last year) https://t.co/6JZO8eKBfV "These cuties are from a McD*nald's promotion early last year. During our queercation road trip, Mistress made sure to stop at as many McDonald's as possible to get me as many of these as she could. It took me back to my childhood of collecting Teenie Beanie Babies with my dad 💕 https://t.co/dCGRAjHEcV" "LEGOs!!!!! Most of these are from my AFOL (adult fan of LEGO) years, hence the meticulous organizing. https://t.co/EyVxRlxOuC" @vedia_lupae I KNOW D: D: D: @Chopin_42 I want to go as many years as I can tbh. I love the furry community so much. I remember almost nothing about Yu-Gi-Oh except that I traded HARD to get two extra copies of Toon World which at the time was only obtainable from like a $20 pre-made deck I think? It's been too long. I only ever played this because my mom forbid me from playing MtG. https://t.co/gU4WiOlK1a @LunaDragofelis I go by Kat too and thank you 💕💕💕 @EllieODaire There's a Universe Dinobot from 2008/2009-ish with a swappable Predacon/Maximal sign! "Squirrel Girl merch is still pretty rare. This was one of the first mass retail anythings we got of her. I bought it on principle, but I have to say she's not a great stuffie, unfortunately :/ https://t.co/lDzK66wy62" @KamenSpider Yep! Literally anything to make it worth buying for collectors who were being competitionists with the line like I was at the time. @KamenSpider She's an extra Jyn because there was a 3 pack that came with the same one that came in the main waves. Not even an exclusive accessory or anything :/ I need more display room for stuff like this! 😭😭😭 https://t.co/kdzGoaoeZB @EllieODaire Nope! Not a figure I've ever owned. Not sure what you're looking at lol "Oof, I remember my superhero figure phase I mean, I'm still into the occasional Marvel Legends, but I was legit *obsessed* with DC Universe Classics. Now I couldn't care less about any of them lol https://t.co/58iKpblKi1" @Chopin_42 I keep hearing great things! You think it's even worth looking into if there's still hotel space nearby? "I've been going through all these boxes to find my external hard drive backup, btw. All I'm finding so far is distractions. Like this tub chock full of robot friends! Have I mentioned I've been collecting these things for 13 years? lol https://t.co/rIIc1SH3sw" @Chopin_42 I would love to one day get back into the game but shift towards furry conventions. I've only ever been to the now-defunct Rocky Mountain Fur Con! I really wanna go to DenFur but I spaced and didn't plan for it this year. Maybe next year! "@Chopin_42 Nice! I've only been to Bronycon once, and Trotcon and ROTLcon and a few times." "@ClockworkQTDoll It's Thrustinator! Waspinator was reformatted into Thrust in Beast Machines. This is like, a combination of the two bodies." @nin10dette Thrustinator! >:D @Chopin_42 It was the laptop I took with me when I sold art at MLP conventions! :3 "You know you're a Transformers collector when literally every box you open has a random Transformer in it, even when you try your hardest to be diligent about keeping them all together (it's hard without a designated Transformers shelf!) Hope his other wing and legs are in here! https://t.co/bjaFbR5lQv" Actual proof that I used to play Pokemon Go lol Hey my old laptop! No idea where the cable is x.x https://t.co/wXOPAZSnto "@Kaelyrhn Classics/Henkei/Universe/Generations aka Generations For the first decade or so of that line, Hasbro and Takara rotated out names for it constantly, so ""CHUG"" became the fan term for a while." wtf I literally forgot I owned this figure uhhhhh somewhere >.> https://t.co/ktaSaba9fE "For most of the CHUG years, Transformers came with instructions that were sized and folded in such a way that was VERY conducive to slotting into 8.5x11"" sleeves. Then they stopped doing that and the wind was taken out of my obsessively categorizing sails :/ https://t.co/c1x2dDLas9" @LunaDragofelis I do apologise if it's no upsetting but I've willingly shared it in the past. I don't mind if others know it as long as they never call me that. Judy Hopps is a really annoying character to collect because her ears *love* to get in the way lol https://t.co/9JBGRJNm1o "My mom is right wing too, but once I became an atheist I got really used the never talking with her about important stuff like that, which allowed me to drift as far left as left goes over the next decade+ I'm a good person in spite of my parents in a lot of ways." "Hell come to think of yo it, I'm not even sure how I would've turned out had my dad not died when I was 13. He was a capital L Libertarian and I was almost starting to buy his bullshit before he died." "@vexwerewolf Oh, gotcha! I misunderstood, my bad. Still, talking with one's parents about trans stuff can be hard. I'm 3 years in and I still can barely talk about any of it around my mom." @rookiewompus My entire family is right wing so that definitely wasn't my uncle's plan lol "I have no idea what that book would've done to an 18-year-old me. I like to think I would've found its message repulsive, but who knows. I didn't know shit about shit when I was 18." "Still going through old boxes Because I'm sentimental, I kept the letter my uncle wrote to me when I graduated but tossed the book it came with: Atlas fucking Shrugged. Luckily I took after my late dad and wasn't one for reading long books so my uncle couldn't radicalize me lol https://t.co/UhkR0TzEsE" "@TracerPlace Nice! I'll look into it, thank you!" "@AdrienneCohea In groups of friends where I didn't feel comfortable ""pretending"" to be a girl? Yup. In games like WoW though? Never." oh lol it's even got my deadname look at that I played this only a couple years before I came out. @TracerPlace I didn't find uhhhhh whatever that version is to be too difficult. Do they have Dugs in the other one? I really like Dugs :D @doublegearsys But it does sound really fun!!! @doublegearsys I'll keep you in mind but I don't really have the time and spoons to organize such a thing anytime soon x.x "Going through some boxes and I found my character sheet from the only TTRPG I played for any significant length of time! I really enjoyed this character. If I ever get the chance to play the Star Wars RPG again, I might have to bring him back (and probably gender swap him lol) https://t.co/EqAHyPU7mM" @OniLinkPlus Aaaaaaa that's scary D: "@vexwerewolf Btw I've been meaning to say, it's been really great seeing you discover your gender. I remember like a year or so ago you were talking about gender feels but weren't yet ready to call yourself trans and I'm so glad you've finally figured it out 💕💕💕" "@vexwerewolf Coming out to one's parents is always stressful and doesn't get easy the more you think about it. It's like a bandaid that needs to be ripped off, in some ways. I wish you luck!" "@trashidentity Oh it happens often enough. I'm saying when you want to search categories of smut, ""fast pregnancy"" is rarely its own category. Normal speed preg is way more common and they're both lumped together." "@QueenStodge omg I saw that picture on my feed and seriously thought it was like, a test run figure where they use whatever color plastic is in the machines? I mean... I'll buy every girl character and I love garish color schemes (like in G2) so I'm okay with it. But oof." @AngryNerdBird @vexwerewolf Oooh that's a really good one too :3 @vexwerewolf Can still send chills down my spine and I've been out for nearly 3 years lol "@Jenn_Tayla Solidarity, friend 💕" @CelticAnarchy (in seriousness though I really enjoyed that thank you 💕) @CelticAnarchy thanks I hate it https://t.co/GP2cygtlVf "@CelticAnarchy (maybe an overestimate, but it's a lot)" @CelticAnarchy I've gotten as far as the area (peak?) with two spike traps and one walking goomba and yet 90% of my deaths are at literally the first spike trap you evil genius @CelticAnarchy I mean I'm slowly progressing and I'm really curious as to how this works so you got me hooked "@CelticAnarchy the lava stops then goes back down in these kinds of maps, right? is there any height of ground that's safe? the level doesn't go up if I recall" @CelticAnarchy okay but literally how @TheAshenCouncil I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT @FOURLUNG i was just thinking about getting a tiny tv for what little space my desk area has left so I can easily play console games but your idea is way better @Fishing4Control it's okay sometimes you just gotta nya @harphony Very true x.x @harphony wow I must have seen that given how often we watch it but I had completely forgotten @harphony omg I don't! @Fishing4Control Though there's always room for reminders as each new crop of white transbians come out. @Fishing4Control We have and it's why a lot of us have stopped making trans girl culture tweets. @Fishing4Control ...you nya'd at me while you were here @nyaakat omg it's perfect and i think i need one too lol @TheAshenCouncil That's definitely my plan! :3 omg Figment is my absolute favorite and I have a MIGHTY need but they're sold out 😭😭😭 Now I can actually transform him lol https://t.co/4hiMZy6w6h There's some neat detailing on his chest that's more than we tend to get on mass retail toys. Just hope you don't get a super loose figure like I did because otherwise it's a nice toy. https://t.co/OewCd4GEDS Success!! https://t.co/owJGUw9NHz @trgrrl I dunno but huge same @FrigidRainbow I've also wondered if her similarities to Pink were intentional. @MoneyAlt800 OMG YOU'RE RIGHT "@LucyDoyle_1997 It's the backwards way a lot of gatekeepers try and make the system. I'm sure in there minds it weeds out the nonexistent cis people who don't ""really"" need to transition, but in reality it makes getting HRT needlessly difficult for a lot of trans people." @Fishing4Control That's really terrifying. @logichole YOUR SAPPHIC ASS SOMEHOW KNEW EVEN BACK THEN JUST LIKE MINE DID AND WHEN POKEMON GIRLS HAVE THOSE EYES IT'S JUST *CHEF'S KISS* https://t.co/ZCcNDt8GRk "I might've only noticed the trope with Anemone, but the first anime girl I fell for with those kind of eyes was the one and only Haruko who is literally perfect. https://t.co/ru1NXCuQLa" "I think the first time I noticed this was Anemone from Eureka Seven? I remember virtually nothing about that show or her, but her eyes stuck with me. https://t.co/meUuOdtrG4" I notice this in anime mostly? Those kinds of eyes are uncommon but definitely a thing. And it's always those girls that make my lesbian ass perk up in attention. "Still have moments where I look into a mirror or at a selfie and think ""Holy shit that's me???""" "By the way, I say all that as someone who otherwise considers editing the work of another artist without their consent one of the most fucked up things a person can do. Like, when it happens to me? I feel violated. Bootlickers deserve to feel that way. Constantly." "Even if this wasn't an example of parody (it is), I'd still support its existence because bootlickers and fascists don't deserve to have their art untarnished. Luckily the Streisand Effect will ensure this parody won't disappear. I do wish I had saved it, myself." @Fishing4Control that's probably not supposed to happen D: "@itsviviactually Yep it really sucks! Fixable, but a huge pain in the ass. I only ordered him because I thought it'd be neat to display that mold in addition to a combined Volcanicus on the shelf. Really should've been five bucks UNDER retail." @itsviviactually I'm just excitedly waiting for ten years from now when all the current 20-year-olds get to feel like I do. "@itsviviactually I'm not sure I'll ever get used to it, but it sounds like I might if my trajectory resembles yours at all." @itsviviactually But honestly I feel you. People in their 20's (who are people I interact with a lot in the trans community) having their childhoods in the 00's feels so weird to me and I hate it! 🙃🙃🙃 @itsviviactually I was 9 in 1996 lol :P Never seen a Transformer with joints this loose in my entire 13 years of collecting. https://t.co/SkUwFAHuYj THE NUMBER OF JOINTS THIS GUY NEEDS FLOOR POLISH SLATHERED ONTO IS WAY TOO MANY https://t.co/5Bc7SgTUFK @AndIMustScream How did it not feel like the end to you? What loose ends were there? What plot points left unfinished? Questions unanswered? @daweirdredpanda @AbsoluteBrie @Fishing4Control same and I'm so confused as to why the horny has to sneak in there it still feels weird "It was really weird being a Beast Wars kid when Transformers decided to go back to Autobots vs Decepticons. It was very much a case of ""This is what the older fans have been dying for? Really?"" Cybertron was mostly good. Then CHUG started and it was all fine." "Some examples of Transformers I bought while in high school that I think are pretty self-evident as to why the Transformers collecting bug never quite bit me back then. Not to hate on Armada but like... I paid actual, real ALLOWANCE money for Side Swipe (third one). Come on. https://t.co/1PVxvXxMgc" "Hey so I just noticed that if you screencap a tweet, Twitter now shows their profile along with yours in the ""relevant people"" part to the right on the new desktop version of Twitter. I assume it doesn't like, tag them in, but I wouldn't put it past Twitter to add that part." @VerafiedBabe I LOVED TOYFARE SO MUCH "But like, the idea that, as an adult, I can buy entire WAVES of figures? That changed everything! Holy shit did it change everything x.x" "It's one thing to have the occasional cash to buy toys for yourself as a kid, but buying toys as an adult is a completely different beast. I had nearly every figure from the first Bay Transformers movie because... I could. Ended up selling most of them because they sucked tho" "I never actually stopped buying toys, even through high school, but I mark my start as an adult toy collector with 10th Anniversary Dinobot, who I saw at a Toys R Us just as I was starting to have my own expendable income. 13 years of toy collecting started with this guy. https://t.co/NogI94ujOO" pretty much all of my transformers collector mutuals know who i'm talking about but i'm not about to namedrop when i'm talking about something like that come on Watching a Transformers reviewer for the past like 12 years and noticing his beard is now turning grey makes me feel weird. wtf is even time you ever suck dick so hard your jaw starts hurting but it's a good hurt and you wanna keep going because the dick is right there and so you do and goddamn I'm kind of a slut "Pussy is so fucking good and I can't really pick a favorite but like, Dick, y'know? Damn." "It's kinda funny too because like, I didn't even try dick until I started transitioning. I just knew, in my heart of hearts, that I wanted dick." "Pre-transition I would sometimes say ""I like girls and I like dick, I dunno what that means for my sexuality"" I even knew trans girls existed and I still thought this was some weird broken sexuality Probably for the better I didn't figure this out until after I transitioned tho" "@JenApparently @JessicaNgtmare Lately I've been feeling like I've formed friendships on here in SPITE of Twitter, not because of it." "@chibikonatsu I'd be more into this idea if it was the start of a sequel series, but it sounds like it isn't." @krislyssara Well yeah 3 points would make it a tripod which is the most stable design a multi-legged construction can be. But I also don't know what you mean because Predaking has two legs? And usually doesn't need to land? "@d_m_elms No, they're making a movie. I'd really rather not spoil it for you even if you're cool with it." @PrissyOrcGF @Anarcho_Vampire it makes me hungry hungry for more dick "@AndIMustScream The story as established by the show itself is absolutely over. They're more than welcome to add onto it, but that's why this feels like they're just adding onto a complete story. Because they are." "It would almost make more sense if this came out like five years after the last episode which is probably why some years seem to have passed. So maybe if the story feels like one Sugar & co really wanted to tell, it'll justify its own existence." "like look at the ankle rocker joint on the left foot even that WAS planted flatly on the ground he'd still probably fall over cityformers don't really need to pose this way anyway, it's cool" @Fishing4Control @AnneAfterDark EVEN BETTER gonna call bulllshit on omega supreme actually being able to hold this pose https://t.co/4yfyXQFyeV "@AnneAfterDark my only suggestion would be to add ""(if lost, please return to Himbo)"" below Bimboy's name" @trgrrl i'm a super big lesbo oopsie-doodle @AnneAfterDark I them literally having their names written on their chests is fitting. @Fishing4Control I want the full experience too is what I'm saying okay 😭😭😭 "[STEVEN UNIVERSE SPOILERS] Like, I'm sure this movie will be great, but I can't imagine any possible way it wouldn't feel like a weird ""But also!"" after literally winning over White Diamond to the cause. Like, they won. They super won. Completely. Why is this happening now?" "@Fishing4Control Talking about what I fap it to, not what I want done to me. Though to be fair, I think both kinds sound fun." "Given how the last episode prior to this went, it feels extremely weird that this is still happening." "I'm just gonna come out and say it: ""Magically-induced instantaneous pregnancy"" should be a more widely-recognized kink category. Turn nine months into nine minutes." @Fishing4Control BITCH I WOULD IF I COULD @OneLameShark Universe '03 is comprised entirely of bizarre repaints no one remembers it's great. "@OneLameShark *summoning my deepest Transformers lore nerd knowledge* Gonna go with ""repaint of Tigerhawk"" on the left there?" I assume vinyl figure collecting is still alive and well? Like where designers intentionally make figures out of one of the most expensive plastic-like materials possible? Collecting toys is really weird when I stop and think about it. "This is really neat but also 75(!!!) goddamn dollars. Vinyl is ridiculously expensive, y'all. https://t.co/ethOdjWdor" @SammJinks Sounds like it to me! "When they first started getting popular it was kind of a joke to say that? Like the sentiment was real but the phrasing was intentionally jokey. Now it's literal. Wildfires and exploding cars. Y'all literally cannot be trusted to do this, even if gender worked that way." I can't believe how literally I need the following sentence to be taken but: Cis people cannot be trusted with gender reveal parties. "@Calliethulhu a devious, insidious plan that i'm absolutely on board for, bravo" "@Calliethulhu but wait a second, if i lose intelligence wouldn't i start misusing words more often??? D:" "@CatkinsLap Lucy," "@Estrace666 I feel good when my friends and loved ones feel good. Knowing a way to make you happy makes me happy. I won't press the issue, but it would make my fucking year to be able to do that for you 💕💕💕" Have to book them before I can afford them which is really stressful despite knowing I'll be able to afford them when the time comes and it's just more laying track in front if a moving train which is just what my life is now yaaaaaaay 🙃🙃🙃 Gonna spend some time tomorrow booking as many electrolysis appointments as I can so I can stop stressing about getting it all done before December. @Estrace666 omg next time you visit you're little spoon no exceptions "@emuchaton two buttons, one labeled ""cum"" and the other labeled ""be a good girl""" "In other words: Of course I'm a little nervous, it's a big surgery with a lot of recovery. But also: I need this thing gone so badly even if it can sometimes be hard to remember that." "Me getting a little nervous about having GRS in under five months: Gosh maybe I'm moving too fast, what if I regret it? Also me, immediately after seeing or hearing about a vagina-owner enjoying their vagina: INVERT MY GIRLDICK NOW PLZ" ugggghhhh Marvel Legends Rescue preorder came in but I'm broke and she's otherwise sold out unless I can pay for her before Friday which won't happen so it's probably gonna be eBay for me which is fine but part of my healing process is bitching about it okay??? https://t.co/3Emn3RelgS @Fishing4Control @AnneAfterDark @ArtemisGrimoire we know "@sillygaymiria You're the furthest thing from creepy, but I know that mood well and I get it 💕" @hmsnofun CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 @emuchaton i've been known to partake in The Snuggle @MapleReam yes "@NihiliaXIV But it's also a personal definition ultimately so anyone who says ""That's not what lesbian means for me"" is still valid. Just as long as they don't then try to tell other lesbians they're wrong." "@NihiliaXIV There are definitely people who might argue that point, but yeah, I would argue that's the best definition for lesbian that accounts for all the different kinds of genders there are." Sexuality can be at least as weird as gender but it's super fun for me to sort it all out now that I'm comfortable enough to be honest with myself. And the best part? I'm still gay as fuck regardless. I get to have that forever. Fuck yeah. "For me though I've fallen on the side of ""I like people who are femme."" Doesn't matter if you're a girl, boy, nonbinary... the thing that seems to connect it all together as far as my sexuality goes is if you lean more femme than masc. And I call that ""lesbian"" because I can." "I think this might be why the majority of trans people are bi/pan One way to sort out sexuality in a world where you learn first-hand that gender has fuck-all to do with body types is to say ""I have the capability to love all genders & the only limiting factor is personal taste""" "@Fishing4Control My pleasure, truly~ 💕" THIS 👏 ACCOUNT 👏 IS 👏 PRO 👏 FEMMEBOY 👏 "Pre-transition I used to say ""I'm heterosexual because the only boys I like are the really femme ones which I feel like is cheating"" and only now can I really appreciate how silly that was. All this is to say: Boys are sometimes hot and I'm still queer as fuck." "I've actually been recently reconnecting with the fact that pre-transition I occasionally enjoyed gay (mlm) porn. It wasn't super often, but it was a real part of my sexuality and I think it's important not to arbitrarily deny that part of me." @Fishing4Control Fucking valid """But Kat, aren't you a lesbian?"" I am a lover of all things femme and gay." "There was the cutest goddamn twink uploading some really hot lewd videos that I had all set up on another tab to enjoy later and of course he's been suspended. Come on universe, lemme have some nice gay porn set aside for a rainy day I deserve this." "So it's like, this is the most secure I've ever been but also there are moments that are the most stressful of my entire life. Worth it, though." "Starting a ranch is equal parts scary and rewarding. We have 60+ more alpacas than Mistress's original business plan accounted for, which ultimately means that there are moments where money is really tight, but it's hard to lose hope knowing we have stuff with real value." @Calliethulhu THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT 😭 I remember these! They lasted well into the early 00's "I think in the mermaid one they make the ""MerMAN"" correction joke like five billion times" @RoyalPepperElle lol of course it was called that "Side note but Disney got a lot of mileage out of the ""one of your parents was a mythic creature surprise!"" concept lol" "I don't recall if they're actually any good, but two Disney Channel original movies that are burned into my memory are the one where a boy finds out he's half mermaid, and another where a boy finds out he's half leprechaun. As a closeted trans girl those premises spoke to me." @JenApparently I remember that summer Sarah Stone just happened to be at an anime con I was at and I was so hyped for her to sign my copy of Windblade #1 I drove home and back to get it which was a two hour drive round trip. This was all pre-transition too. today is A Lot I'm really thankful for all my friends on here. Let's stay friends if that's cool? 💕 IM LOVE @Fishing4Control go from a foreskin to a moreskin @Hypnothulhu 👀💦 @ScribbledSmut okay but I need this done to me badly "like, sure it's fun to lean into the teasing and pretend like i'm not baby but you know what else is fun? being proudly little 😎" @Splox5 IT'S WHAT I DESERVE just throw me in gay baby jail given this a lot of thought but: im baby HEY!!!!! D:< #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VUtdF60BRr Game of the Year 2019 #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/7D94FEnCOw I want these as actual Amiibos! #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/t1Q3AG7Zq3 @thatqueernerd @Anarcho_Vampire IF YOU LIKE METROIDVANIAS AT ALL YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY IT LITERALLY THE BEST METROIDVANIA EVER MADE @thatqueernerd @Anarcho_Vampire AND PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT TBH THAT SHIT'S MY JAM @thatqueernerd @Anarcho_Vampire MOOD @Anarcho_Vampire My two favorite things: Being gay and Hollow Knight! :3 @MadameMolotov You're gorgeous tho! 💕 I am in suuuuuuch a bad mood today I hate this @d_m_elms I don't know what you mean. Let's take it to DMs. @d_m_elms Sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you soon 💕 "@Sirius7dk @Fishing4Control i mean, if it's good for girls i guess i have to!" "@Sirius7dk @Fishing4Control hey wait a second, i'm a girl!" "For context: The title of the level made me think I had to wall jump off the weird cliff on the right. Maybe that's possible, but after running through almost the entire time, I finally just jumped from the block on the left and made it just fine. That's the whole level." "@an_mistake I want to see if anything of note happens when I finish 100 levels and I wanted to try that with easy first. But yeah, even from just playing easy levels I can tell normal is where I'd rather be playing." Playing endless mode on easy is just a showcase of terrible levels made by 6-year-olds and I kinda hate it #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EArceYx0eX @WitchAfterDark oh gosh 👀💦 dunno if you know this but im baby "Well I have other things to wear but I can't not wear this, so #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/HsWFGxGhs6" @sillygaymiria wtf is this anti-pee propaganda D:< @trgrrl your cuteness is too powerful All of these goodies are arriving sometime this month and I am positively VIBRATING with excitement. Ralsei in particular I've been waiting for for five months x_x https://t.co/1IQTVHwycy @Fishing4Control how to serve forty men at once "@Fishing4Control THERE'S JUST A BIT OF SPACE DUST ON THE COVER, SEE?" "@emuchaton @trgrrl i am a literal figurative child and trust me, no one notices" @princessruby94 lol my mom's not a terf she's just being stubborn Here's a spooky haunted house! #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/b0NqYUzjI9 Made an airship level! #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/e43flNjtCK @LunaDragofelis Thank you 💕 @RedLRIGLineysa It's shitty because it's hurtful. I don't much care what the intent was at this point. @LunaDragofelis May Literally shaking with anger atm. Gonna try to cool off before constructing a reply. https://t.co/YknL1VSDBd @LambChopInPamps Yep. "@Transhockeygirl It hasn't been 3 years just yet. But yeah, very little improvement on her part." "Wow. Been taking prog for over a year now, but that's beside the point. Fuck you, mom. https://t.co/tVg9K6fLfh" Wow. I'm fucking speechless. I don't even know who she is anymore. https://t.co/QosBEwhSr9 Mom's a lot like me in that she has to talk out her issues in order to sort them out. I'm expecting a wall of text in like 20 minutes. https://t.co/MtcP5K61f5 She tried calling me. We're not doing that right now. Maybe next time stop flagrantly ignoring my transition-related messages and I'll stop being bitchy about it. oh hey honestly wasn't expecting that cool https://t.co/gh62RdQxC4 round two https://t.co/w8Td1JWE6k @Kaelyrhn You didn't do anything wrong and are completely forgiven anyway 💕 @FrigidElfChild Did you draw them in crayon? I'd love to see them and put them on the fridge! :3 @Kaelyrhn @bunnarchist @QuestForTori I'm usually extremely into being teased but I'm not feeling it as much today. You didn't do anything wrong. @Kaelyrhn @bunnarchist @QuestForTori Do not. Red. @bunnarchist @Kaelyrhn @QuestForTori It's content I prefer not to have on main "@FrigidElfChild I mean you're like 4, right? Seems accurate to me 🤔" @Kaelyrhn @bunnarchist @QuestForTori I'M A LITTLE GIRL I JUST REMEMBERED >.> @QuestForTori @Kaelyrhn @bunnarchist *snuggles plushie* this proves nothing! @bunnarchist @Kaelyrhn @QuestForTori what picture >.> @Kaelyrhn @bunnarchist @QuestForTori imma big girl >.< @QuestForTori HEY D:< @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/KsVadNq3uo pleased to announce i am officially gorl https://t.co/1cEH3noknf "@Lord_Kristine It's never addressed because Rowling lacks the imagination to figure out why they wouldn't work. Even Potter Puppet Pals pointed out if the trio just unloaded machine guns into Voldemort, it'd probably kill him." "Don't @ Rowling. That's completely unnecessary. The kid holding the sign doesn't know any better, but we don't need to alert a known transphobe (take a look at who she follows) who kept the series only gay character in the closet. Rowling should never be welcome at Pride." "No mom, you don't get to ignore this. I'm gonna nip this in the bud. You're being fucking ridiculous and my request is not unreasonable." "It's 10am over there. Still no response. Reminds me how whenever I'd text her about new milestones in my transition (for example, first time I got my nails done) she'd never reply. My mom always replies. Except for stuff like this. I'll wait a few more hours, then text again." "@XylariaVG Oh fuck I should do that. Kinda don't want to, but" "@geenacanblowme @NireBryce That really helps, thank you 💕" "@MetteusAtoll I mean like, she acknowledges that being trans is a real thing and doesn't disagree that I have it if that makes sense? But I see your point." @sadwitchlexi Echoing what Callie said. Please don't. Anyway Howard Ashman is a personal hero of mine and we lost him way too soon. I firmly believe the Disney Renaissance would've been better and lasted longer had he lived through more of it. "Regardless it's nice to think about how it's been an important part of my life for almost my entire life, and how in a way it's grown up with me as my understanding of it and love for it has grown." "Being able to re-discover the film as a queer (but especially trans) allegory after transitioning has made it even more special to me. I dunno if I understood that allegory as a little girl, but it's tempting to think I might have subconsciously." I was obsessed with The Little Mermaid when I was a little girl. No one knew I was a girl but I was thankfully still allowed to watch it over and over again and listen to the soundtrack on repeat. We have footage of me dancing and lip syncing to Part of Your World when I was 4. "@AnaMardoll I cry when I watch the end of Poor Unfortunate Souls not because Ariel is losing her voice, but because I deeply understand the sacrifice she's making. They're bittersweet tears. I don't have any patience for someone acting like that sacrifice was foolish." "@AnaMardoll As a trans woman who will never be able to see Ariel trading her voice to be part of the world she knows she belongs in as anything but an overt transfemme allegory, I am morally obligated to fight anyone who argues such a weak-ass take." @Estrace666 ayyy i have chronic ass problems that keep me from bottoming 100% of the time "Sometimes even if something truly is hard, maybe even seemingly impossible for you to overcome, you shut your fucking mouth and recognize that your difficulty does not fucking matter. It's not about you. Do better." "I have a problem with it/its pronouns & even they/them pronouns. I slip up & say she/her when referring to some of my trans friends. It's not okay & I'm constantly working on being better about it. I've never ONCE complained about how hard it is, even though it kinda is for me." "Like I go back on forth on this as this thread probably demonstrates but it's hard for me to sympathize with her difficulty, even if I WASN'T trans, when I know that if I were in her shoes and I kept misgendering my own daughter, I'd try twice as hard to get it right." "Oh it's embarrassing for YOU, mom? Really. How the FUCK do you think I feel? Shit like this is why I flatly told her last time we hung out ""I don't want to hear how hard this is for you ever again."" Fucking cis people. My own goddamn mother." "Part of it is her fear of looking foolish or being embarrassed when she's corrected. And like, the me of 3 years ago when I had only been out as trans to myself for 2 months was somewhat sympathetic to that. The me of right now thinks she can fuck right off with that excuse." What's especially fucked up about our agreement is in 3 years I've seen 0 progress from her. I know this must be hard for her but literally everyone else in my life was able to manage in a fraction of the time. It's hard for me to see this as anything but her not trying. One new development I just remembered is that I gave her my word I'd give her time to get used to my new name and pronouns. I agreed to 3 years of not correcting her when she deadnames or misgenders me. Well guess what happens on November 7th? @NireBryce That's kinda where I'm at. But it's hard for me to be harsh with her. The one time I did that post-transition I relented within like 30 minutes and just tearfully forgave her. I love her a lot and it's hard to be as harsh as she deserves. "@Estrace666 Like, she's an egg or she's stealth?" "Like I wish I could say 95% supportive is enough, but it just isn't. And that sucks." "Me relationship with my mom is so frustrating because while she loves me and supports my transition, she deadnames and misgenders me. So while on the surface I have a better relationship with my mom than most trans people, I still want her in my life less." @burnsbabe I told her months ago that I might get GRS this year but I doubt she remembers that. I get the impression she doesn't want to think about it. All the more reason to never tell her when it's happening. @Fishing4Control enTRAPment They made an escape room... just for us! @RainofTerra IT REALLY IS @Calliethulhu Why on earth would that be an insult towards trans women specifically? What bizarre concern trolling. @girlybuttercup 🔥🔥🔥 YOU KNOW IT 🔥🔥🔥 I also really liked the first Ghost Rider movie (never saw the second). But I was 19 in 2006 and I can PROMISE you my tastes have changed enough for that opinion to be outdated. "My favorite underrated Marvel character is Ghost Rider. That's it, that's the whole tweet." "@gwen_no_fear The one time I ran into some gay girls playing OW I waited for a while before mentioning I was trans. I got lucky in that they were both cool with it, but I had every reason to be cautious. Cis lesbians pleeeeeease be cooler than what we fear." "@Cynon44 Not a bad analogy. So yeah, in that framework I would argue that the Raimi movies are outdated." I really did try to come back to Spider-Man 2 a couple years ago. And I couldn't. It's just too weird in a post-MCU world. my hottest take is the sam raimi spider-man movies are tonally dissonant films that only really worked as good movies in the early 00's i say this as someone who was OBSESSED with spider-man 2 when i was a teenager i still own a movie theater-sized doc ock poster "@SeanWithersDraw CAN CONFIRM, HE SEEMS LIKE A CREEP TO ME" @sextoyspolitics I sometimes get hatefollowed but it's pretty rare for me. @XylariaVG Thank you "oh fuck she's in Fresno, was that close enough to the earthquake to have been affected? like my complaint/request is still a reasonable one but now I'm wishing I at least asked her about that first ugh" "Well it's 9:30pm where she lives so maybe she's asleep. If her reply isn't too personal I might share it. If I can at least get some pleasure from putting her on blast for my trans twitter friends to see, that's at least something." "@Fishing4Control *big hugs* I'm so sorry, Kayleigh 💕💕💕" Can you FUCKING imagine waking up from a goddamn vaginoplasty and your own goddamn mother calling you by your deadname and referring to you with he/him pronouns? Fuck ALL of that. "When she finds out I never told her my surgery date, I dunno if she'll be hurt by that or not. She might be fine with it. But regardless I'll tell her: You weren't being the mom I needed for GRS recovery. I didn't want you anywhere near me with the way you're acting." My mom loves me and doesn't have an issue with my transition. For the most part it feels like her getting my name and pronouns wrong is an honest mistake. But shit like this? I can't not interpret them as anything but conscious denial on her part. "And maybe, MAYBE she couldn't remember if I had actually changed my name legally or not. In that case sure, I'd be able to easily prove a letter addressed to ""KM [latename]"" is for me regardless of where my legal name is atm. But she could also, you know, fucking ask me?" "I might even grant her an honest mistake if she wrote my deadname! But how else am I supposed to take ""KM"" (first and middle initial both before and now) as anything but a juvenile attempt at a middle ground?" "I hate how nervous I feel after sending that. I shouldn't have to feel nervous. I'm making a reasonable request and she's being ridiculous. I'll grant her slipping up while talking in person to me, but when writing shit down she should get my name right." WE'LL SEE HOW THIS GOES https://t.co/mANDyAfvFn "@emuchaton surely you mean ""to ever sap?"" :P" @Fishing4Control I could write you a book or other tips but at a certain point it's probably gonna be information overload. If you have any specific questions I can answer them <3 "@Fishing4Control Don't be afraid to ask questions. If your card shop and its patrons aren't shitty, they'll be there to answer them. In general it's easiest to stay within a single color (green is good for beginners)." @Fishing4Control reno is legit terrifying "So, the sequel to this just arrived in the mail. My mom had to forward a letter to me. Handwritten by her the name she wrote was ""KM [lastname]"" Really tempted to text her ""My name is Kathryn."" Debating on whether or not to include a picture of the letter. I'm hurt and furious." @lisaquestions @AngryNerdBird Becoming increasingly less and less interested in completing that quiz. [cw drugs] y'all ever get so high you forget which direction you're transforming a transformer and then get all confused me neither >.> @KamenSpider booooooo :P oh lol Revenge of the Fallen's 10th anniversary came and went last week telling that I saw NONE of my TF collector mutuals talk about it "I suppose Megatron isn't traditionally racially coded, sure. But it's not BECAUSE he's a robot. The reason that rando's argument is a bad one is because casting POC in roles that were previously white is NOT the same as whitewashing & is in fact an overall good thing. That's it." "Really don't have time for comments saying ""But he's a robot!"" Skids and Mudflap were robots. And also racist caricatures. ""But they're robots and that inherently means they don't have a race!"" is the argument the racists were making a decade ago. https://t.co/o7W0sjlpFl" @ListlessLegend https://t.co/hRfJ9pHMdj @Agnivarna @Bootytron_ https://t.co/hRfJ9pHMdj "Wildly off-topic now, but the Andalite characters in this line are actually pretty awesome. https://t.co/Zs9rN9qJCU" @Chopin_42 I don't think they were on shelves very long. I WONDER WHY. But they were sold under the Transformers label and made by Hasbro (possibly Kenner? Still owned by Hasbro either way) "@ThatTransJayne That's literally what I said, yes" The Animorph toyline was a showcase of absolute nightmares and honestly I kinda want a full set now. https://t.co/6rVUFDeSAC "And don't forget the Animorph Transformers! I won't let you! Technically these are, uh, ""robot"" modes that have terrible designs, but I hope my point still stands. https://t.co/rG8iZeggVN" """Sir, we've encountered a problem. Scorponok doesn't transform in the movie."" ""Then make something up!"" https://t.co/rKM4kshoJf" After 35 years there's been a number of absolutely awful alt modes. Alt modes in name only. A skyscraper Transformer is comparably pretty rad. https://t.co/YvOv7iehDQ "What's funny about that scene is like, sure on paper if you've never collected Transformers, a sky scraper one seems silly, but like, cityformers are a thing. I don't think(?) there are any actual Transformers that turn into a SINGLE building, but that's splitting hairs." omg it's literally the terrible transformer from the movie big same colors and everything "@AngryNerdBird @lisaquestions Love how including the word ""biological"" was clearly an attempt to force people to put the gender they were assigned, as if binary trans people won't just pick their actual gender." Buying action figures: I'm an adult collector! Buying playsets for my toys: okay i admit im baby i have a MIGHTY need o_o https://t.co/T8xb8ESEW2 @ClockworkQTDoll You're so goddamn cute omg! 😍 @KhorriBat @Fishing4Control honestly it's the trans experience in general @emuchaton PLEASE let me choke on your dick @Fishing4Control KISS ALL THE BOYS @Fishing4Control can confirm~ 😘 @transfilmtheory girlballs are cute but mine cant fuck right off tbh "@punished_chuds Oh wait no it was in one of the actual comics! I dunno, I bet Mike would probably say when Gabe is being dumb like this that isn't really him. Can't say I'd buy that excuse, but whatever. https://t.co/Cu4e36xB53" "@punished_chuds Hmmm maybe I misremembered. Found the news post where Tycho talks about it but the quote I'm recalling isn't there. Oof, maybe I'm spreading dirty untrue rumors." "@punished_chuds Well it was almost a decade ago, but lemme see if I can find it." "@XylariaVG Robots can definitely be racially coded (that was the entire issue with Skids, Mudflap, and to some extent Jazz), but that's not really the case with Megatron." "@Djinnkitty Fair, but Megatron hasn't been a gun since the 80's :P" @maritronic9k @tiptransformed My endo told me that there's injections you can get now that don't have to go that deep into the skin. Dunno how common they are or if they're as effective. @burnsbabe It's because they either refuse to acknowledged the entire reason this is an issue in the first place or they're so ignorant they really do think that we already live in a post-racism world where that MIGHT be a gotcha? Hypothetically? @itsviviactually I LOVE IT SO MUCH That and the platonic touching. FUCK being touched and touching others is nice. And that's not even getting into how being sapphic just amps it up. I have friends who I kiss! Queer relationships are weird in the best way. "It's weird because this was like, 2010 I assume? Thor came out in 2011. It was before the right wing had made a home for itself in fandom circles. Can you fucking IMAGINE the gnashing of teeth there'd be over that casting today? Literally a NORSE GOD. Racists love those." "One of the Penny Arcade guys (forgot who) even said ""Even a racist clock is right twice a day."" Which, like, https://t.co/Fqzt1IEBoe" "also did this anon think of Idris Elba specifically because he played Heimdall? I feel like the anger over that casting has completely cooled down at this point, but there was a LOT of whining over that too." Idris Elba as Megatron is perfect casting. Racist nerds are so incredibly out of touch. @Kalindlara there was an embarrassing typo and i don't feel like tweeting it again @stellahymmne i didn't think so @ClockworkQTDoll We've seen it in other systems too. We suspect it's very common. "The other we suspect is responsible for a lot of our negative thoughts. We're still learning the shape of them, so to speak, but if we're right, they're going to be really difficult to deal with, even if they might be our oldest headmate." I think I feel comfortable talking a bit more about them. One of them is a boy. He's very femme which helps but... there's a lot of resistance to he/him pronouns in this system. We're not yet sure how to handle that. @ClockworkQTDoll I've been really good about being accepting of everyone but I'm sure it was inevitable we'd gain one that I needed to learn to love. @Chopin_42 Yep we had one merger between two and two new arrivals so the list is very much outdated lol "Also the two new arrivals are... complicated, I guess? I'm still processing their existence. I don't want to make them feel unwelcome but I feel uneasy about who they are for different reasons. I'm trying to be honest with myself. Hopefully I can move past this." y'all ever just hold off on updating your headmates list because you wanna be sure the newbies are fully accounted for @Fishing4Control it's a fun meme but seriously i sometimes have to remind myself and it feels weird to think about @Fishing4Control wait really @tinyterrorposs CUTE There was a part of me that was curious. Curious to feel the effects of testosterone after I knew what it was doing to me on a subconscious level. I feel like it would be worse than it was before. I'm really glad I don't have to relive that trauma. It's gone forever. @Kalindlara I understand :/ "@SpectraSystem Yeah like there will still be a market for it, but the number of times I or my friends and loved ones have to be tormented by them would reduce significantly." "@DevourerRose When I worked at an animal shelter, 4th of July required a ton of prep :/" "@Kalindlara I've only made GRS progress because my insurance is pretty nice to trans people. I wouldn't be this far without that. I'm gonna be switching to injections soon too I hope. I could never do them but I know Mistress is willing to poke me, heh" @maegodhavemercy like sure nice pun but now i want a lesbian to use fire near me or something gosh @Kalindlara You mean HRT or GRS? "@sillygaymiria Yeah apparently there's not enough evidence that going off them for a month is necessary, but it's still a really common practice so I hope your surgeon understands. It's like, having the wrong hormones back in your system leading up to a big surgery just amps the stress :/" Also I forgot to mention but the place I'm getting my GRS at doesn't make you go off your HRT for a month beforehand like most places do. So I'm going to simply FORGET what the wrong hormones in my body felt like. Like that's how much T has been defeated in my system. It rocks. "Due to a long and boring complication with my prescription, I was off spiro for a week. And some combination of being two years on HRT + knowing I'm losing my balls in less than five months means I didn't even stress about it, lol I feel like I've conquered testosterone." "@transgirlinSEA @a_alice_nsfw Same. But it still sucks that I can't really convey to them how the love has evolved, even if I know they understand. The English language (and I suspect most languages) is poorly equipped to describe the human experience properly." "I'm JUST saying if we banned fireworks (like, all of them, even for businesses or parks who can otherwise get the proper licenses or whatever for them) nothing of value would be lost." @DevourerRose Fireworks suck so hard. I hope y'all are okay :/ "Note that I don't have any cis guy friends anymore, lol. What I'm talking about is that special connection that exists between two women, and the equally special but distinct connection that exists between two trans people generally." "@maegodhavemercy You've heard of sword lesbians, now get ready for" current desk display :3 https://t.co/4hDpTYaoPM "@DawnDefawn Also, if I have OCD (I was diagnosed as a kid but I strongly suspect I was misdiagnosed), it's a VERY mild case, so there's that. Hell even my TS isn't that bad anymore." "@DawnDefawn So first off it's worth noting I wasn't prescribed adderall. But it works so well for what I'm forced to call executive dysfunction, and I haven't developed a dependence after using it sparingly for over a year. But yeah, doesn't make my TS or OCD worse. I dunno." @melodyaligned oh lol I get what you mean damn I never even thought about my Transformers obsession like that "@DawnDefawn I go back and forth as to if I have ADHD. I have Tourettes and OCD which are both on the same spectrum, and I'm autistic which has a lot of symptom overlap with ADHD. But if it's cool for me to say: Yes, it's a very ADHD mood." @melodyaligned But that still doesn't have autistic in it! :P Had an adderall super late in the day for two reasons: - To better take care of Mistress while she's sick - I already napped way too much of the day away so staying up all night was inevitable Prolly gonna be tweeting a ton all night At least until I get sick myself lol Like I'm super proud of fitting that into one sentence and I don't want to break that achievement. "Now that I'm 100% cool with just saying I'm autistic like it's no big deal (because it isn't), I would love to put it in my bio but I'm not sure where to grammatically fit it within ""Submissive plural trans lesbian furry artist who collects Transformers""" @VerafiedBabe @Kalindlara And I'll explain them 10 times more if you need/want me to 💕 @VerafiedBabe @Kalindlara MOOD @a_alice_nsfw YUP Sapphic dating and friendships are complicated even if they're absolutely worth it. "@a_alice_nsfw It also sucks because like, what if I have a friend and then we start dating? How do I quantify how our love has changed?" @a_alice_nsfw SAME I LOVE YOU TONS @Kalindlara lol same "Telling my friends I love them is kinda my fucking jam. I'm often worried it'll sound weird, but when it doesn't? LOVE that shit." @BoringNerdyKate i'm addicted to overwatch loot boxes and it sucks! @BrowncoatPony @XylariaVG it's what plants crave! we bought lots to prepare for the impending grossness D: "It was wild hearing everyone say ""Have a happy 4th!"" while shopping yesterday. Like I can't hear that in 2019 and not take it as an implicit approval of the concentration camps we now have. It's hard to wrap my head around the idea that anyone left of center likes America." @BoringNerdyKate mine is useless for topping but the spirit is willing how do you feel about straps? :3 .@Fishing4Control I love you so much and also I blame you for this D:< wouldn't have eaten that big bowl of chili had I know there's a very good chance I'm gonna see it again 🤢 @DongsJ I have a new phobia word to add to my list of phobias thanks🤢 @Fishing4Control Gay foursomes are the best imo @itsviviactually sadly he does not D: D: D: https://t.co/zaCtwUF3W7 "@Kate_Bunni No, I figured. It still feels ironic. Like, first year I'm protected against what would actually be easier to deal with than norovirus, a horrible virus I've never had before." Can't remember the last time I knew for a fact I was gonna start puking and feeling like I'm dying probably within a day or so and just being helpless to stop it. Really ironic that this is the first year I got my flu vaccine as an adult and it's gonna do fuck all. @AdrienneCohea Aaaaaah D: @XylariaVG Okay. Good to know. Ugh. Nobody likes throwing up but I always get the distinct impression that I like it even less than most people. I have iron stomach. My guts are NOT used to puking. I've even been sick with the stomach flu and been UNABLE to puke as much as I needed. 😬😬😬 wow mood https://t.co/cMjcVPKXnu "Mistress caught the norovirus which apparently is known for, among other things, being EXTREMELY contagious. I don't know if my flu vaccination will protect me. Hope it does >.<" "This is guy literally half the size I thought he was (more Generations scale than MP scale), but I'm still glad to add him to my collection! https://t.co/Tf6nAFRmnx" @QueenStodge Go for all the other dorks like me who can't! @Kalindlara @MetteusAtoll 💕💕💕 @DysphoriaQueen Confirmed for extremely cute! 😍 @JessicaNgtmare (Also Solo has the bizarre problem of not being able to make Han Solo interesting. It's his movie and I only care about everyone else in it. So it's complicated to compare the two movies for me) "@JessicaNgtmare (K-2SO has enough character to carry the entirety of Rogue One, though, I will admit)" "@JessicaNgtmare Solo had more characters I cared about. Rogue One has the Star Wars staple of ""characters that look really cool and probably have an awesome backstory but no time for that now."" Which is fine, but the characters in Solo felt more fleshed out to me. Though I enjoyed both movies" @MetteusAtoll I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I'm sorry. I guess it's not something we need to worry about either way for at least a month or two. "@MetteusAtoll Omg, love! Even if I've been busy and broke lately, I care about you a lot and if there's any extra money to fly you out, I'm gonna do it. I've been missing you especially lately. It would mean the world to me to be able to see you in person." One of several reasons I often worry that I'm a shitty girlfriend :/ @MetteusAtoll Sometimes I spoil myself my buying expensive toys And sometimes I spoil myself by buying less expensive plan tickets for my girlfriend who I've been longing to be with for months 💕💕💕 It's kinda fucked up how even living with my polycule triad can leave me feeling lonely sometimes. I love Mistress and Jen so much but I often feel like my heart needs another? It's hard to sort out these feelings in monogamy-normative society. @MetteusAtoll I understand. If our alpaca wool harvest is a profitable one though I'd really love to fly you here sooner 💕 @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss Tired: Celebrating American Independence Day on the 4th of July Inspired: Celebrating the Warchief's birthday on the 4th of July Happy birthday! You look so much happier! 💕 @MetteusAtoll I would love to try your cooking! 💕 "@lumpen_rose add all the new cards, presumably" M20 update for MtG Arena is like 3 gigs which isn't a lot for most folks but my shitty mountain internet-using ass is really upset that it's ANY gigs. @MetteusAtoll I wanna fly you out here as soon as we can afford it!!! 😭 @MetteusAtoll Omg I wanna get you! >:3 @MetteusAtoll Must acquire more owls o_o "ALSO if we end up building my new room in the new house the way I'm envisioning (literally a 24/7 little playroom), I want to construct a tree-themed shelf for my stuffies complete with branches. And what goes better on branches than birb frens? NOTHING, that's what!" @mediumbigboss EXACTLY Nah but seriously my original Hoot was sewn on such a way that his chest caves in unless I CAAAAAREFULLY pose him. New Hoot was only $2 and had a much studier chest. New Hoot is Hoot Prime for the eventual Beanie Baby display. Old Hoot is for unrelated plushie shelves. @ButtGoblin666 *offers hugs* I know that feeling and it's the worst :/ Picked up two new Beanie frens at the flea market yesterday. Splash the whale and a second Hoot the owl! Why do I need a second Hoot? Why not??? https://t.co/1ava9Tfuvd @Fishing4Control Sooooo glad I can hide on our ranch miles away from the nearest fireworks x.x @MadameMolotov Extremely 😍 "@CookieCyboid Don't worry, the transformation is just annoying enough that bird will likely never be a cube again 💕" @RealWhiteChoko https://t.co/eD0HvIvDV1 @RealWhiteChoko There's a whole series of them that change into different animals! They're called BeastBox :3 https://t.co/Y9Xts7u38e @a_jeff9 https://t.co/Y9Xts7u38e "@Calliethulhu Good to know, mommy~! :3" I've never seen this level of wing articulation on a toy before. Extremely glad I added this birb to my collection. https://t.co/1A3Jtp9rCu @Fishing4Control COUCH FULL OF CUTE @FOURLUNG i feel like you should ask an adult this question BUT: yes @FOURLUNG you're an inspiration tbh @DevourerRose Omg that's awful :/ @DevourerRose It took me a lot more than three years. First time I remember wanting to be a girl I was 12. At 18 I convinced myself I didn't have dysphoria after learning what that was. I then spent 11 years desperately wanting to transition but thinking I wasn't allowed to. @XylariaAD I wouldn't remember any dates like that either if I wasn't a very open person online. Being able to look back and check exact dates is my only secret. @aaerikson LEGENDARY @aaerikson I know so many trans people who came out that year it's weird. @aaerikson the awkward freshly hatched stage is a rite of passage for all trans people lol @aaerikson You should track it down if you can! This trip down memory lane has been really interesting for me. I didn't really have any trans elders or trans siblings to look up to and ask for advice until like 7 months into my transition when I switched to Twitter. Which isn't too long in hindsight but at the time it felt like an eternity. Even on Tumblr it was extremely in the early days of my transition. In my experience Tumblr was TERRIBLE for forming actual friendships. It was like there was a wall between me and the trans people I saw on there that I so desperately wanted to connect with. "I should have switched to Twitter sooner, honestly. One day around April (I think?) 2017 I just started using my old Twitter account again. I thought it could be a better way to meet trans people, and I was absolutely right." "For me, the various stages are important and distinct. First it was coming out to myself/realizing I was trans Then I came out to everyone I know Then I started HRT (June 14th, 2017) Each of those was a different starting point, in a way." @stellahymmne That's rad as FUCK wow "I came out to my mom and Facebook (which effectively meant everyone in my life, though the job I got a few months later I stayed in the closet for for a few months) on November 7th, 2016." "And just so I can have an easy to search and find again time table on a site I actually like using: I came out to my brother and sister over the phone on Halloween, 2016 (not that I planned it that way)." "I FOUND IT! I thought it was September 1st, but I was close! It was August 30th, 2016. I awoke from a dream where I met a trans woman and tearfully asked her how she found the strength to come out. The next day I came out on Tumblr. This was the day it all changed. https://t.co/mCoITgt5Ot" "I had forgotten that my mom told me it felt like there had been a death in a the family when I told her I was trans IN THE SAME PHONE CALL I CAME OUT TO HER. Like that was basically her immediate reaction. Her son had died. Jesus fucking christ, mom." "ugh, snapchat filters and terrible makeup make it stop i'm getting a little dysphoric being around the old me again oof" "@lumpen_rose It tends to round out facial features, but your mileage may vary, as always." "I found a picture of just the lower half of my face pre-HRT (plus breast forms) and WOW that is not my lower face anymore. I don't even know how to describe the difference, but that's not me. I guess I lost a lot of weight in my face but I feel like it's more than that. https://t.co/RbsMdNnqpY" Clicking through these posts is kinda surreal. I had almost forgotten how dysphoric I was in the months between coming out and getting on HRT. It was nine months of hell in a lot of ways. "Okay, I've narrowed my search a bit by remembering how to search by tags. Luckily I tagged things obsessively, so the transgender tag should find it." @cryyptorchiid Thank you! @Kaelyrhn RIGHT??? I used to be pretty good at Tumbling but it's been a solid two years since I even logged in! "I'll probably figure this out on my own, but I'm looking through my old Tumblr trying to find out the exact date I came out as trans (it's the only site I felt comfortable coming out on immediately) and I'd really like a way to search it by date. Anyone know/remember how?" @FOURLUNG that's okay i'm like 3 i'm even worse at reading @MagsVisaggs I'm a few months from being out for 3 years and I feel the same way. Being a woman has become wonderfully mundane. "There's a lot of DMs I need to get to. I see you all, but I'm overwhelmed. I'm planning on tackling it tomorrow." @Casssdreams 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG too late headcanon acquired @NireBryce THOSE FIENDS @Fishing4Control https://t.co/7uCJPgNdPk @Kaelyrhn What's happening with them? Facebook and Instagram are owned by the same company and I dont think Twitter is a part of that? @Fishing4Control It's okay I had my flu shot this year but I still thought it was funny lol @Fishing4Control WOW THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP """oh lemme try logging out and back in again!"" ""..."" https://t.co/83rROlD0VO" such an improvement over the last version of the site thank you twitter https://t.co/WU7kJF6ecC Twitter has just completely stopped working on desktop for me. So glad I finally got that update 🙃 @Fishing4Control prairiepunk the word strap is just inherently hot imo @thebayleerenee That's why I make that exception 💕💕💕 @Fishing4Control you're turbo thirsty babe "I really love catching up with people who months or years ago kept saying ""But am I really trans?"" and seeing ""trans"" in their bio today 💕" @vexwerewolf yeah we tend to have that effect on people @Atkinson72R @Fishing4Control There was Darth Vader breathing in one of the Episode I trailers. Might be less overt than simply Palpatine returning. @Fishing4Control ... valid @Fishing4Control Please stay safe on your drive home! @Fishing4Control I wanted something better than the prequels and I got something better than any other Star Wars movie Rationally there's no way RoS can top it @sillygaymiria @emuchaton dabs are SO good @emuchaton @sillygaymiria YOU BOTH ARE ALL SO CUTE OMG @NireBryce Also you're cute af! @NireBryce Omg I never noticed your piercings in your profile pic! Those are all ones I want! "@Rory__Walker ""There is no heroic lineage. It starts with you."" Not sure what else infinite Reys could mean in response to the question ""Who were my parents?""" @Rory__Walker *ambiguous "@Rory__Walker I agree it's somewhat ambitious, but to entertain the idea that they were anything but dirt farmers is basically playing the game Abrams is trying to play by hinting that the question isn't answered yet." "@Rory__Walker I consider it a combination of the dark side cave's vision + Kylo's word. Plus historically when a Sith tells the hero something about their past, they're telling the truth." @FOURLUNG Felix confirmed for best character ever "@Devil_kid64 @FOURLUNG Unfortunately, no :/ https://t.co/mzLYUZ5FTa" @FOURLUNG please tell me that's like an authentic Felix the cat quote @Rory__Walker We have a definitive answer already though? """[Abrams] did say the question is answered. So at the end of the film, you do know what the dealio is."" Technically nothing in that quote undoes what was said in TLJ. They're playing a very specific hype game and we should take note of the exact wording every time." @StebMcDreb aka an average weekend for me well shit maybe that was a fucking steal I dunno https://t.co/3zY9wVzUL8 @Stryc9Fuego The tag says 1989 so you're not that far off lol birb goblin fren :333 https://t.co/FHUANXMuoJ I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS BUT I LOVE HER AND WE'RE BUYING HER https://t.co/BwuGjlH3qQ "@BugbearPancakes I like being spooky all year too, but ""it's July"" I felt was the funniest tweet for that picture lol" it's July https://t.co/ajIJjoEZNI I really want this centipede but I don't want to pay $21 dollars for a 3 pack with her in it D: https://t.co/lQmyJ2tcWm big same https://t.co/wWujS4uPvh @Kaelyrhn @transgirlinSEA 😳😳😳 back before computers and smart phones they had to use one of these to send tweets https://t.co/155QNzyGkr also check out what my bangs are doing https://t.co/iYYF4FKIuD flea market selfieeeeeeeeeee https://t.co/v0Yubg8EIW this place has a LOT of Felix stuffies o.o https://t.co/qdjQQ4drO6 hot take but felix the cat > mickey mouse Mistress: That is very tightly packed Me: I'm going in O_O https://t.co/8bJvfon0rt "@tinyterrorposs You're the most valid, cutest bab! *headpats*" this bear is about 3 feet tall and contains an extremely dark energy https://t.co/gDNOYF3WbO ATTENTION: this cowboy bun I saw at one of the flea markets we went to https://t.co/n6ukSusvSw @Kate_Bunni I'm almost considering preordering it lol Regardless though I'm probably gonna be tweeting about it when it come out @Fishing4Control we should annex Utah tbh I hadn't heard of this game until now but I want it omg! @FairyKnightGwen Omg you flatterer! Thank you! 💕💕💕 I feel like being so willing to show my shoulders indicates I've finally reached the next stage of my transition (damn this top looks even better with a bra wow) Little bit crispy from forgetting sunscreen yesterday but I still look hot af 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/7Ne3B3MGfD @2damntrans Simple ignorance can account for SOME of that kind of thinking. A lot of cis people have no concept of just how similar neovaginas are to cis vaginas. The part that innocent ignorance can't account for is calling it a penis. That's willful ignorance fueled by blatant transphobia @AriadneStone @FaithNaff Maybe understand the issue being discussed before you cissplain to a trans person. @tayesadilla omg first off: incredible glowup! second: our egg selves had stinkingly similar energy https://t.co/iSdgOusvlg my favorite part about this shitpost is it's technically accurate Couldn't not film this cuteness but I don't think @Fishing4Control was very amused 💕 https://t.co/MnDMEnI7ow @AliceAvizandum I call them hot pot mittens because there's a funny bit in a Bill Nye the Science Guy episode where one of the girls calls them that and they give her shit for it but she adamantly insists on calling them that and I respect the hell out of that energy. "Hanging out with @Fishing4Control these past few days has been a wonderful experience. I often have trouble explaining why I love the people I do, so I guess I'll just say she has a wholly unique energy that I love to be around. And I can't wait for her to visit again 💕" "@RaeGun2k I started my journey less than two months later! And the first thing I did was test the only trans person I knew at the time, lol. It's wild to think about how far we've come." @tinyterrorposs I had only ever been in one relationship when I was 28 too. And I worry about the exact same thing in my relationships. My advice is: You're not taking too much. You're not lazy. You're not selfish. "@FOURLUNG They're both really good. Including the paws adds a bunch of character. However, I think the closer one is better because it's easier to see the high af eyes" "Oreos are encouraging everyone to share the gospel of... *checks notes* being a decent fucking human being who treats others with respect and dignity. Wow, such radical proselytizing." I actually double checked the definition of proselytize to see if it only applied to religious contexts. It turns out it doesn't! It can apply to opinions and beliefs too. And she's still wrong. "Because being trans is neither a religion, belief, or opinion. We simply exist. In spite of bigots like you." @AdequateEmily You're 100% certified real woman 💕💕💕 @tinyterrorposs It's not selfish to have needs like that. Part of what makes a caretaker a caretaker is that they enjoy what they do too! seriously tho i don't understand how anyone could like fireworks like i guess i get it abstractly but the exceptionally loud bangs they create put me into severe panic mode I hate this country and I hate fireworks. My 4th of July plans are really simple: I never have any. @DevourerRose omg you added to this mood in such a tangible why I love it my high school experience can be summed up by a single t-shirt that I didn't even own https://t.co/EKbUW79Ebq I'm confused as to why this series is called Mini Egg Attack and why Judy Hopps came with a stand without a peg or holes in her feet for pegs making the stand useless despite her really needing one but these are really cute toys at least! https://t.co/IIAnvkKl8k "@Fishing4Control *chants* chunch, chunch, chunch, *pounds fists on table* CHUNCH, CHUNCH, CHUNCH," Saw someone misgender my girl Road Rage on the TL and honestly I've heard worse excuses to take a picture of my Transformers shelf https://t.co/unHiu69FeQ One day. I'm going to need to take inventory of my toy collection in order to insure it. And the number is probably going to shock me. @Fishing4Control Twitter didn't even exist until I was 20 (not that I used it much then). I don't envy Gen Z and the internet they get to deal with. "I get why it happens. The mold has been used for how many hundreds of thousands of figures, and only THEN does it get used to obscure collector-friendly repaints. That almost ensures looser joints. But it still feels silly to have this be sold as a more premium figure." It's frustrating how often these repaints ostensibly made for collectors first and foremost will arrive with comically loose joints. I'm not even gonna bother transforming him until I can't slather just about every joint in his legs with floor polish. https://t.co/cwb0OcwLFp @FOURLUNG aaaaaaa oh no! D: *offers hugs* @Fishing4Control can't overstate how happy i am we're on the same wavelength with that there's a bunch of DMs I haven't replied to but I just can't do DMs tonight I'm sorry "No but seriously, falling for girls as often as I do is embarrassing and hurts me more often than feels good. I don't know how to make myself stop." @Fishing4Control you signed the terms of service which stated in no uncertain terms that your ass is property of jagex ltd please report to your daily jagex brand public use stall shift to begin your training Ricochet is not a great figure but I like having obscure characters in my collection so I'm still glad I bought him. "It's wild going back to Prime Wars figures when we've been so utterly spoiled by Siege. Where Siege has tabs and slots for everything to snugly fit together, Prime Wars (but especially PotP I feel like?) is nothing but friction and prayers." "I had avoided getting the Jazz version of this mold because his chest looked cheap & hollow, but luckily the black on Ricochet hides his hollow chest way better than the white on Jazz. https://t.co/Qx9ubn7p4T" @SteampunkPenny @Fishing4Control @TenaciousRanch Beautiful girl against a beautiful backdrop! Anyway here's the today's haul https://t.co/jQaQjbXsxw My toy shipment came with an episode of Transformers Prime for some reason https://t.co/fipkkM23ly @radix42 Omg congrats! @radix42 The tragic irony is that parents bigoted enough to insist that kids should be shielded from even learning about this stuff are the EXACT kind of parents who wouldn't know their kid is trans because their kid avoids telling them. "i'm extremely gay and i keep falling head over heels for gorgeous women and i'd stop if i could but, here we are" "Because even if there was a legitimate concern that cis people could get confused enough to mistakenly make changes they can't undo to their bodies and lives, the actual question is ""Okay, but then how do we help trans people?"" And they don't care. They want us gone, not helped." """They're transing our kids!"" But what if your kid is actually trans? Note that no, no matter how much you think you know your child, this could still be the case. There's no honest answer to that for them. You'll never be able to make them actually engage with the issue." "That's the unspoken angle that's always running through these complaints. Sure, they're also afraid of cis kids being ""converted"" or cis adults regretting surgeries, but the overarching concern for them is that trans people exist at all. Don't let them hide that fact." "Engaging with bigots when they say ""They're transing our kids!"" is granting them the assumption that, if their kids were actually trans, they'd be okay with that. They're not talking about their cis kids getting confused. They're talking about how they want trans people gone." "Our kitten, Midna, who's about a month old now, is a toe-biter. Her favorite game is to hide under a bed or chair and wait for unsuspecting toes to show up, and then CHOMPF we love her very much, but ow" "@Fishing4Control Can confirm! Fucking gorgeous, even :3" @SteampunkPenny @Fishing4Control EXTREMELY distracting wow 💦 @SteampunkPenny @Fishing4Control And her butt IS extremely cute "@SteampunkPenny @Fishing4Control Yeah I was gonna say... way to brat, Kayleigh" "@RhymesWithSheRa @Fishing4Control Yep! Me, Mistress (@SteampunkPenny), and @norintha are all part of @TenaciousRanch. (And Kayleigh is visiting for a few days lol)" @Fishing4Control I mean you have 85 within walking distance of you right now :V "@NewGenderWhoDis Omg you flatterer! 💕 The padded bra helps a ton, lol BUT I'm not exactly flat chested while braless either >.> https://t.co/TVENCvByay" "I think this might be my favorite selfie Like, of all time" @lumpen_rose I recommend this calculator to figure out your bra size when you're ready: https://t.co/6eqyrcKEY2 "@lumpen_rose Only two years, but I had gynecomastia (breast growth in amab kids) as a kid, so I head a head start. I estimate I probably had like B cups before I even started HRT." "@FrigidElfChild ah yes, the three moods of gross men" @NewGenderWhoDis Leigh is laying down off-camera in this picture :P my tiddies are fuckin out of control "there's a really cute girl visiting, please advise" @LaughingLustily oh gosh you think so? :3c @AmyAmes it is~ 😘 okay but like this top looks really good on me https://t.co/IRinUSzOGp Roadhead Warrior/TransSalamander crossover! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/uLTMFGIW0J "Mario is literally versatile in every game that gives him stats, so" Bowser: Sub Peach: Domme Mario: Switch Bowser is a bratty sub #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/IYTfYM7lFt @QueerGirlEmilie @acvalens @Fishing4Control You can always double check a person's bio just to be sure! "basically, I can say with certainty that if we ever meet up, this pussy will be open for business" I've been a little sad that we couldn't make a queercation work this year BUT getting my vag in December means that by the time we DO vacation somewhere to meet up with queer friends I'll actually be able to bottom :333 "@FrigidElfChild You're my brother's age, you're a young millennial." it feels surreal to think about like a dream lowkey freaking out (in a good way) that in five months i'm getting a vagina installed "Democrats who have a problem with people criticizing democratic candidates have the same energy as people who take it personally when they meet someone who's vegan. ""Are you saying I'm a BAD person for wanting to vote for [X]/eat meat?"" Only if the shoe fits, Sharon." """There will never be a perfect candidate!"" Correct! But if we stop yelling at them about all the transparently terrible shit they've said and done, why would they have any reason to do better?" And those are my tweets about politicians for the quarter. Enjoy. "It's like, yes Sharon, I understand that our winner take all/first past the post voting system means I'll have to vote for fucking B*den if he's democratic nominee. I've made peace with that. Also: As a trans woman, K*m*l* H*rris wearing a rainbow jacket greatly upsets me." Did you know criticizing a democratic candidate is not the same as refusing to vote for them/voting for Trump? It's true! The more you know✨ "To clarify: I haven't seen the reboot/sequel thing, so if I'm wrong and there were parts they didn't show in the trailer that really sold how nightmarish and other-worldly the jungle was, my bad. But even just like, seeing the sun. At all. Kinda kills it for me. I dunno." "@LittleEmmyBee Yes. The author of the Jumanji book also made a book called Zathura. Same basic concept, after all, just a different setting. For a time during early pre-production it was called Jumanji 2. It's mentioned in the Jumanji 10th anniversary DVD commentary." "Like remember those vines? Remember those giant mosquitoes? It spoke to a wilderness that only existed in nightmares. A jungle so thick the sun was never seen. Foliage hiding Impossible creatures everywhere, desperate to tear you apart. Then the reboot was like, normal jungle." "The aesthetic of the board game was really special. The implied impossible level of ferocity of the fantasy jungle was terrifying. Then the reboot was like ""lol what if it was like an atari and also the jungle is just a regular jungle, that was cheaper to design""" Several times now in the past few weeks I've wished I had a private account with only my closest mutuals following where I could vent about stuff and lay down my most awkward takes so I guess I need to make one of those accounts now. "I'm upset that the original Jumanji never got a direct sequel, just the Zathura spin-off no one remembers (and I guess the cartoon no one watched?), then the reboot got all the attention and now a direct sequel. I'm a grumpy 30-something." "There's this lovely space between friend and girlfriend that so many of my friends occupy and that ambiguity used to bother me, but now I see it as a uniquely special and precious thing." "The friendships I have with my trans sisters are the closest, best friendships I've ever had. Easily one of my favorite parts of transitioning. Girls take friendship to a different level. (Helps that I'm SUPER gay too lol)" "@Fishing4Control Oh no not forever, puppy!! D:" For example: If you scratch @Fishing4Control behind the ear she pants like an adorable puppy :3 @SteampunkPenny @Fishing4Control omg 😍 Mario Maker 2 content relevant to @deathpigeon https://t.co/8dJPE8qjG5 "@zoe_trashgoblin In other words, your Onvee doesn't look a bit like it was drawn by an amateur." @Hypnothulhu these aren't my vr glasses @zoe_trashgoblin You know how to render light and portray a complex shape realistically in 3 dimensions. That's more than most people can manage. You can absolutely draw :P I went to bed because I was tired but now that I'm here I'm just horny help @Maid_Lewds aaahhhhh heck /)//////(\ @Maid_Lewds It's easier online! I just... I wanted you to know that I think you're gorgeous too! >.> no i'm not subtweeting anyone why would you even say that i then i just become a huge gay mess after we kiss? this seems to be a recurring problem @Maid_Lewds But you're so pretty! And cute! The premise of your question is flawed D:< still extremely ill-equipped at dealing with gorgeous women calling me cute please advise ATTENTION: @Fishing4Control is EVEN CUTER in person :3 @FrigidElfChild (emphasis on presumably) @CelticAnarchy @Calliethulhu lgbt lust month every month @FrigidElfChild ooooh miss piss is a good one @APrivateRobin the hugest mood :/ GROWN-ASS ADULTS with be reduced to ignorant children when I walk by. No one to tell them it's rude to stare. Just can't fucking stop themselves from getting an entire eyeful. "Jokes on you, I'm taking it as a complement. I'm too gorgeous for you to ignore, huh? Yeah, I figured 💕" Attention cis people: Trans people do in fact have peripheral vision and can see you when you rubberneck so hard your head nearly twists off your body. Didn't your mother teach you any manners? @L0VEWIRE You're a really awesome person with a good heart and people are going to see that and love you 💕 tfw you love star wars~ 👀🍈 https://t.co/UsKk0m3VJh This top finally looks good on me! 💕🌈✨ https://t.co/RcVLfZM3Og @trgrrl sounds pretty gay Anyone know where in Mario Maker 2 the object limit is listed? I don't want to go too overboard with my design and hit the limit unexpectedly. @Kalindlara SAME It's one of my favorite pieces of art in the game. "I think the Wood/Woods thing might be a British English vs American English thing? But there's enough instances of ""Wood"" to refer to a forest in media (Hundred Acre Wood, for instance) that I'd think us Americans could keep up." "And this isn't from my childhood, but another name I knowingly pronounce wrong is Nissa. Officially it's ""Nih-sa"" when ""Neesa"" sound SO much better wtf Wizards??? D:< https://t.co/itxPW1OOUx" "The planet's name is ""Zeebs."" No, I don't care that we now know for a fact it's ""Zeh-Bez,"" that sounds awful why are we even debating this? D:<" "I used to pronounce Deku ""Deeku"" and honestly I still maintain is sounds better than ""Deh-ku"" (which is the correct pronunciation)" "Other childhood mispronunciations of Nintendo things: The commercials for OoT at the time pronounced ""Ocarina"" with the same O sound as ""Overwatch,"" when most folks use the O sound of ""optics."" Both are correct, but I forced myself to switch from the former to the latter." "It's Click Clock Wood. Not ""Woods."" Grammatically both work, but the actual name is Click Clock Wood." "As a kid I used to mispronounce both Freezeezy Peak as ""Freezy Peak"" and Bubblegloop Swamp as ""Bumblegloop Swamp"" and it took a lot of practice to unlearn those habits. Now I'm hearing everyone in the GDQ Banjo race call it ""Click Clock Woods"" I'm more annoyed than I should be." @FrigidElfChild charlotte this is terrible and i'd retweet it if i could @NotYakra Almost without exception the moments in movies where a man transgresses gender norms and it's played for laughs becomes one of the moments I never forget. Young trans girls absorb the message that they are a disgusting joke constantly. They see it in KIDS movies. It's horrific. Oh wait I did the thing I try not to do and relied on 25-year-old burned-in memories of watching VHS tapes over and over again to inform what exactly Timon's line is preceding that joke without verifying it with Google first so hopefully I got it right! :V "Only after I type it out do I realize it's part of the ""every 90's kids movie has a man in a dress joke"" trope. I didn't know what ""drag"" meant at the time, and as those jokes go, Timon's drag was rather understated, but I wonder if my being trans is why that memory is so clear. https://t.co/y2XBqXrrPk" wanna see my wet specimen~? @ChemyWords it me THIS IS SO COOL OF COURSE I'LL PREORDER IT https://t.co/2IPWMsc2kI "@FrigidElfChild can you fucking IMAGINE in hrt also affected height like that fuck, i wish that were real" @emuchaton awwww thank you! :3 @Fishing4Control @LucyDoyle_1997 god tier tucking skills @emuchaton hmmmm pretty sure lying like that is not how to be a good girl 🤔🤔🤔 @eilidhmax @Fishing4Control that dick size at the end is goals frankly @Fishing4Control this is literally a tg comic "@FlorenceLaReine Yeah like I feel a little silly waiting for a stylus (or the TV to be free) to start playing, but like, creating Mario levels with my fingers sounds awful?" "It took until Super Mario Maker 2 for me to realize the Switch's touch screen is a capacitive one. I'd really rather not use my fingers, so it's creating in docked mode only until I buy the right kind of stylus :/" "@machtackle Don't worry! It's technically The Transformers: The Movie, so you're still wrong to most annoying pedants!" "@OneLameShark Still mad that I missed out on that Transmutate when they were practically giving her away. I'll add her to my collection one day, but it won't be for as cheap as I could've nabbed her. I do have that Rampage tho!" "One of my favorite Pokemon, now in not-LEGO form! :3 https://t.co/lW2Uq1NlB7" @Kate_Bunni I still need to see it! It came out the year I was born :3 "@TenaciousRanch I'm definitely the one in the back going ""What are y'all doing can I join?""" @Kate_Bunni One of my favorite IPs! I have a big ol' MOTUC collection in storage :3 new toys! :3 https://t.co/K75TwhTCfa "Almost got the Maker name I wanted in Super Mario Maker 2! It was a 10 character limit so TransSalamander became TrnsSlmndr. Probably for the better since Nintendo would probably ban me for having a username with the word ""trans"" in it." "@OneLameShark Side note Topspin is one of the best Transformers ever in my opinion. Such a fucking good toy, unf." "@OneLameShark (These are the Wreckers, right? I didn't guess wrong?)" "@OneLameShark Damn, I very nearly have a full Wreckers team too, though most of them are in storage. Once again, I need to read more IDW >.>" "*pushes glasses up* technically Pokemon go into metamorphosis, not evolution" @deathpigeon @Fishing4Control wow infosec much @deathpigeon @Fishing4Control wow way to be all infosec Vikky "@Calliethulhu Me: Spirals aren't an actual hypno thing, that's only in cartoons Me when spirals show up on my feed: 💕😳💕😴" "@Calliethulhu Then maybe some trans girls who've already been on hormones for a couple years could drink a bit just to speed things up a little bit. Y'know, hypothetically speaking >.>" "@Fishing4Control We'd love some help with the animals! They need to be let out and put away every day, and fed and stuff. We don't require guests to help with all that but if you want to we'd love the help! 💕💕💕" @Fishing4Control I'm so glad our ranch can be there for you to relax and recover! Sounds like you need it :/ @Fishing4Control You're not a zoo exhibit I just like to support my queer friends even in stuff I'm not into D:< @Calliethulhu You might even say you're in heat :V @Q3w3e3 please don't :/ @FOURLUNG HECK. YES. @QuestForTori SO CUTE 💕💕💕 i don't want anyone to play ursula i just want these remakes to stop @weedlewobble Two things: - You're cute af - This picture suddenly makes me want to add a large Yoshi plush to my stuffie collection o.o "@Waffliesinyofac @WilloIllo Yeah, if you click on the tweet itself. The rest of the thread doesn't display them unless you hover over them, and this goes for general timeline browsing too." @AnaMardoll The post-Tangled Disney movies have been so good at being consistent tear-jerkers (which I honestly love in my movies). This moment is one of the reasons WIR is my favorite movie of this era. @WilloIllo i can't believe it's been 36 years since 2016 "@WilloIllo But like also weirdly not enough? Like it doesn't display likes and retweets unless you hover over tweets, and I use that info to guide my eyes so the information overload is reduced. Without it my eyes just glaze over and I don't take any of it in." @WilloIllo There's just one too many tiny things that push me over the edge into being unable to enjoy it :/ "I do this with a ton of Twitter updates. ""Ugh, this update sucks! Let's try Tweetdeck"" *after an hour or so of giving it an honest shot* ""Well I guess Twitter is still slightly better than Tweetdeck so I'll just learn to love this I guess"" And over and over again" 2019 is nearly half over what the fuck is happening to time @TheBlooest @Chopin_42 My only tip would be maybe seeing if there's a nearby trans support group meetup? That's the best way I've found to meet new people who aren't shit since coming out lol But we still haven't made it out to the Fort Collins one. We're so busy on the ranch! Is there a way to make it so I can see likes/retweets without having to hover over stuff in either base tweetdeck or bettertweetdeck? I can't believe I have to say this but like: That information is a really big part of how I browse Twitter. @TheBlooest @Chopin_42 Hyer sounds right! Thank you! "@FrigidElfChild that doesn't solve the issue of I want Twitter to stop scrolling on its own? Actual Twitter I guess doesn't technically SCROLL, but it keeps adding shit above where I'm looking and it's very stressful for me D:" @_KittyOwO_ THANK YOU "@ClockworkQTDoll I use Chrome but I've been meaning to switch to Firefox given that Chrome is gonna start gating adblocking behind a paywall. No spoons to switch tonight, tho." "@Kingdomcub I don't have emoji shortcuts memories and there is not an emoji button, no." "I just. What the fuck was wrong with Twitter giving me a button I can press if I wanted an updated page? Why does both Tweetdeck and now actual Twitter have to be a stressful, never stopping scroll machine? D:" Is there seriously no emoji support in Tweetdeck Are you shitting me "Like a year ago I got the idea from someone on Twitter for the perfect (ie, funniest) thing to say when I wake up from my vaginoplasty and of course I completely forgot it now that I have a surgery date." "fellow littles: I regret to inform you that there is, in fact, such a thing as too much uppies" and the thing where Twitter reloads what the page looks like RIGHT before you click on a thing causing a misclick now happens WAY more often. Used to only happen if I kept the page open and untouched for too long. Now the auto-update causes it to happen every other second. I'm scrolling UP more than anything else in this new update. Sometimes there's TOO MUCH UP to scroll to and I just give up and reload the page. Whyyyyyyyyy is it so backwards? D: @JenApparently I unironically call Action Masters cis-formers tbh "@cryyptorchiid The reason I'm not giving completely up though is there's no justifiable reason to do this. Like Gen V had NO old Pokemon. Literally locked out, but only until you beat the game. Why not something like that?" "@cryyptorchiid I'm still holding out some hope, but I admit that this looks more dire than I initially feared. What sucks is this kinda answers the issue of Pokemon ""stuck"" in Home: Every Gen you get a new smattering of your collection. Which is better than ""stuck forever"" but still terrible." "@cryyptorchiid Honestly no offense but I'd need to see a source on this. This goes from ""reasonable"" right back to ""fuck you, that's the whole reason I play"" if that's the case." "@cryyptorchiid Like if they think fans are mad NOW, making regional dexes hard limits on what Pokemon can be transferred is gonna kill this fandom." @cryyptorchiid There's nothing about that that sounds different from a regional dex though? There's no reason to actually put a hard limit on what Pokemon can be transferred over. Pokemon that can be transferred over and Pokemon that can be caught in a given game are two different things. "@cryyptorchiid ""limited roster"" is what a regional dex is. We've already had that every Gen since Gen III. The issue is not having the time and man-hours to finish updating the models for 900 Pokemon this time around (3DS gens got to reuse that old work for a while)" "@cryyptorchiid Even if there's no way to catch a given Pokemon, if the model was updated in SwSh, players who have them should be able to transfer them." "@cryyptorchiid So like, it's possible Gen IX (for example) won't have some old Pokemon that Gen VIII did, but since the models on those are updated, there's literally no reason not to unlock them in that game. The work is already done." "@cryyptorchiid Yes but if they've already made models and animations for other Pokemon, why not do what they've always done and add them in too?" Can't tell y'all how long I've waited to put this in my calendar :333 https://t.co/x5qTci2Fl1 @PrissyOrcGF https://t.co/T5ytaTO82J "@cryyptorchiid And the part that was widely understood was simply that they couldn't remodel 1,000 Pokemon this time around. To my knowledge this is the first confirmation we've had that they're willing and planning on adding more old Pokemon functionality with future games." "@cryyptorchiid Yeah that does suck, but if Home works like Bank, your Pokemon are still there even if your subscription lapses It's not ideal, though some players might choose to only transfer over Pokemon they know are unlocked? I'm prolly gonna transfer them all at once to make it easier tho" "Now, technically this isn't a promise that every Pokemon will make the jump to the Switch generation games, but I feel like that has to be what they want, assuming enough game devs and enough time? And that's all I can really ask for as a fan. I'm thankful they're willing to try" "I'm just really relieved to see that it's work that they're not opposed to doing, but rather work that can't be completed during the development of a single Pokemon game (I mean technically two but you get what I mean)." "Pretty much the only way to remodel all nearly 1,000 Pokemon going forward during console upgrades will be to spread out that development over the course of several games. That way the ballooning work load is in theory at least more manageable." "I wished they had said something sooner, but better late than never. ""Even if a specific Pokemon is not available in Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield, that does not mean it will not appear in future games."" That makes sense, it's reasonable, and I'm a lot less upset." It's that unmistakeable sensation of laying tracks in front of a moving train which you'd think I'd be used to by now given how often I have to deal with it AND YET https://t.co/hpCmAEIWde @JessicaNgtmare Cutie! And while they're not as good as real hugs: *huuuuugs* 💕 I really wanna play Super Mario Maker 2 but of course there's a day one patch despite me pre-loading it like a fucking week ago. Our internet is shit and it's peak hours so I need to wait :/ @Yumi_Sparkles Left "@MapleReam oof, mood maybe there's a way we could help each other 🤔" "I should have plenty of time to get my junk nice and smooth well before my surgery date, but it's a tiny bit more tense now that there's an actual date I need to be done by." Something weirdly poetic about using some of the funds from selling alpaca wool to pay for my electrolysis. @FinalBossFemme 🙋‍♀️😳 @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme oh hey I know that guy https://t.co/j7ijDmhsMQ @maegodhavemercy *hugs tight* "The part where it updates my feed (going UP because that makes sense) all the time without asking me is the reason I avoided using Tweetdeck, so nice one, Twitter. Guess I'll finally switch." There's so many minor annoyances that make the new Twitter layout objectively worse to use but like I can't even begin to name them all. It just all feels slippery. Like it never wants to cooperate in the way it was yesterday. "@FOURLUNG that clarifies it, thank you" @Calliethulhu FINALLY the thing I wanted most! @NewGenderWhoDis Awesome! I'm getting a vaginoplasty :3 "@FOURLUNG i'm gonna make sure i ask for extra beef, we'll see if they get my order right" @NewGenderWhoDis Oh gosh different surgery! What surgery are you getting? My recovery is gonna take a while and technically I won't be fully recovered for like 9 months. I'll be walking around after a couple weeks tho I think? "I was starting to lose hope that I'd get GRS before the 20's. Nothing significant about that, but it felt nice to think that the entire new decade will be spent with the right junk. I'm gonna make it by just a few weeks :333" @NewGenderWhoDis Denver but we can join each other through the magic of the internet lol @NewGenderWhoDis HELL YEAH IT'S A DATE @Calliethulhu You're welcome at the ranch any time! :3 @Chopin_42 Yeah and they were both skilled surgeons even before they started doing this. I'm confident the results will be good. @Chopin_42 There's a couple of surgeons at Denver Health who have been doing two vaginoplasties a week for several months now. I'm bad with names and I doubt any other trans girls looking into GRS have heard of them lol I actually could have known this like over a week ago but I missed the initial email whoops >.< But I still got the date! Less than six months omg!! "I HAVE A SURGERY DATE I HAVE A SURGERY DATE I HAVE A SURGERY DATE I HAVE A SURGERY DATE I HAVE A SURGERY DATE I HAVE A SURGERY DATE DECEMBER 3RD, 2019!!!!! 💕💕💕💕" @SarahStone83 I'll headcanon it! :3 "@NewGenderWhoDis It's been fine. There's a burning sensation while the needle is in the follicle, but once it's out the pain it gone. I find it pretty tolerable." @FOURLUNG I'm definitely gonna check it out thank you! 💕 @FOURLUNG I think someone told me about this recently but you sold it way better lol Is it on YouTube? @Kalindlara Gotta start putting your hair up! @totallyhealthie YUP @totallyhealthie Mine's like just past shoulder length at this point and I'm not sure I want it much longer @FOURLUNG what is this it sounds amazing Like it's the one annoyance that makes me briefly consider chopping most if it off Honestly the hardest part of having long hair is adjusting it away from my head and face when I go to bed. [cw drugs] I don't like coughing after taking a hit but I DO like how extremely high it gets me fuuuuuuck @Fishing4Control we have five cats and I promise you'll have this experience again "My favorite episodes of AVGN were ones where it's more about a weird-ass console than just a single game, like his Atari 5200 episode. Learning about how much video game history there was before I was even born (1987) is just really cool to me." @d_m_elms It rocks so hard! @NewGenderWhoDis https://t.co/wQNtH8cWtC He's been doing it for years now so there's a TON of content to just let YouTube play it's awesome "His name is Jeremy Parish btw, if you want to look him up (his YouTube channel is just his name). The series leans more educational than, like, a review show where his opinion is the main focus. Learning about retro games is my fucking jam." "Been shaving my pubes less because there needs to be some amount of hair for electrolysis to work. It's basically been pre-HRT since I've done this, and I'm amazed at how much slower the hair is growing in. I love that little changes like that can still surprise me two years in." "There's a guy on YouTube who has series just chronologically reviewing every single NES, Game Boy and Virtual Boy release and it's such an incredibly good background show omg" @emuchaton my limp girldick salutes your skill @Estrace666 this has gone from funny to just sad @Estrace666 Trying to wrap my head around this and failing miserably like the lesbian I am but I trust your experience on this completely. Men are so weird to me. "@GateGuardian87 @Calliethulhu @Estrace666 I blocked him a while ago, and I'm only now just remembering it was probably after Callie shared those screenshots last time lol" @Calliethulhu @Estrace666 He really just keeps doing this omg "@Calliethulhu @Estrace666 DID YOU HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS ON ANY OF YOUR ACCOUNTS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE ""WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE???""" "@Estrace666 Speaking from my very limited experience with this: Big chaser energy. At the very least it's creepy. Extremely so. I would've blocked him by now, though the kid gloves coming off sounds fun to read if I'm being honest lol" "@Estrace666 Was his thought process ""Heeeey if we can't be friends then that must mean the only other option is fuck buddies 😎😎😎""???" "@Estrace666 Jesus christ I'm not really sure how you keep going after someone tells you literally ""We can never really be friends.""" "Sorry, ""alien BC forest planet"" I just said ""Canadian"" because I'm an American who is, and I cannot stress this enough, EXTREMELY bad at geography. Couldn't even tell you where half our states our. In MY country." @burnsbabe it's gets kinda ridiculous but I guess the budget was what it was @Esper_Lily It was literally impossible for me to not read that in McKay's voice :P Not even criticizing. Just... commenting. We've been playing it lately at the house. "The Atlantis sets on Stargate Atlantis neither look fancy enough to be believably future tech nor cheap enough to look like complete garbage. They're just... okay. ""Here's our moderately adequate futuristic city. Now off to the new alien Canadian forest planet of the week!""" @ExistentialEnso I know I've been guilty of saying this in the past. Sorry "@JenApparently MOOD. I don't remember anything about any of the Tenchi shows except when Ryoko was on it. I also really, really liked Washu >w>" @Kentabooboo i live with five and same 😭 me when i finally return to my beloved game https://t.co/eXM9Yew4CV Not sure how I feel about the fact that our internet situation (which hopefully will be solved soonish) has made playing Overwatch basically impossible for months now and I'm apparently missing the slow death of the game. @TheSecretCallie at this point enough people have added to the chain with me as a link that i feel like if i deleted it it would only add to the fakeout @TheSecretCallie I'm really sorry I contributed to it sorry for contributing to this @Kaelyrhn Is she super prominent? Maybe I should be flattered lol @Kaelyrhn Yeah I'm mutuals with her! @ExistentialEnso Every single Harry Potter character is trans. That's how you know you're magical. "(it basically never happens but when it does, it feels like the universe is being like ""this one's for you, Kat"")" (in all seriousness tho I love the extremely rare moments when trans Twitter and Transformers Twitter combine lol) this is fucking horrendous omg @emuchaton you have a guide for it and everything @LaughingLustily https://t.co/6EQVe6xYIZ @LaughingLustily If they back out they're a coward @LaughingLustily a mouth full of cocks is worth heavy negotiations imo @FOURLUNG bladder up @bunnarchist this is why cyberpunk body modding needs to be real just upgrade your back and you're good @DanaGoblin @emfeelingfem It's often (though thankfully not always) different when it's a cis guy @cryyptorchiid You're fine 💕 "@DanaGoblin @emfeelingfem That's a pretty reasonable assumption to make but I don't believe he is, no" (the tail and ears too) transition goals @Ally_Snow_ @Kate_Bunni I googled it then copy and pasted it lol @emfeelingfem I don't blame you at all @GateGuardian87 @a_alice_nsfw Possibly the biggest of all moods x.x @emfeelingfem https://t.co/15krFgKotp @emfeelingfem (y*s) @itsaddis Saaaaame lol @Ally_Snow_ @Kate_Bunni x∞ @itsaddis Waaaaay back when I was 18 (14 years ago and 11 years before I came out) the first trans girl I ever met could tell I was trans. She didn't get a chance to tell me until a couple years ago tho. Eggs can be super obvious. I can't complain TOO much tho since Mistress was willing to buy me Hound! I thought I had missed out on this guy! Now I just need Sideswipe and I'm all caught up on the older Siege figures I missed! :3 💕 https://t.co/ozqAmG8Ful @Kate_Bunni I'd be kind anyway because you're cute af! :3 @itsaddis I wouldn't be even a little bit surprised if the guy I'm talking about turned out to be an egg lol I truly don't think he's a chaser. One of us would've sniffed him out by now. It's just... that razor's edge between ally and creepy lol "You win a cookie if you can guess who I'm talking about. I'm either being too mysterious or super obvious, can't tell lol" "oh lol 40k followers maybe I didn't need ""semi"" in front of ""famous"" jesus" tfw that one semi-famous cis guy who's super friendly with trans girls likes a tweet of yours that's specifically about trans stuff/for other trans girls and like you're pretty sure he's an ally but it's still a little awkward and bleh 🙃 "@CelticAnarchy I don't see you as a man and if it helps, you're always welcome to compliment me or flirt with me. You're one of my oldest friends on here!" @AnnieTheBruce There's bumps even when I'm braless in one of my old guy shirts (which I use as pajamas now lol) I love it! "@Kate_Bunni Thank you. It's harder for me to reciprocate when I don't know what a person looks like, but you have a good heart and I really enjoy interacting with you 💕💕💕" @a_alice_nsfw You're welcome to flirt as much as you want. I think you're really cute! And next time we're in California I'd love to meet up! Thank you for saying all this 💕💕💕 @tiptransformed @Triclilith @Kalindlara Seconded. "Even if my trans girl tiddies don't perfectly fit into this bra designed for cis girls, I can't overstate how awesome it is to have this view when I look down 💕 https://t.co/M82YhzOscf" @sharon1stperson *hugs* 💕 "@sharon1stperson That helps to hear. And no, of course I'm not better than anyone with less followers than me. Thank you 💕" "@Fishing4Control losing my shit at ""dude you are a bee""" @sharon1stperson You're so right 💕 @StebMcDreb YES @soColinRoss @persenche You first "@SpectraSystem I picture them more like a cute whining, whimpering sound" @burnsbabe My account is that old too heh Siege Springer is at this W*lmart but I'm tragically broke 😭 I tried to hide him behind a bunch of Starscreams but I doubt that'll help lol """gay noises"" might be one of my favorite queer memes what are gay noises? well they're real gay, for starters" @transfilmtheory spit in my mouth too tbh "Yoshi's Story I played video games before then, but I didn't fall in love with them until the summer of 1998." @Triclilith @Kalindlara Well I didn't notice it untill maybe as many as six months ago and it got popular and part of this community pretty fast. I had been keeping it at arm's length after hearing from Cookie & Robin that it was had news. Recent events pushed me into finally cutting ties. "@Triclilith @Kalindlara ""other side"" meaning the side I picked. Like the bulk of my social circle is supporting Lucy." @Triclilith @Kalindlara It's wild there's been this big of a split given Lucretia showed up on Twitter like a few months ago? Sooooo many people I know are on the other side of this. It was not hard for me to pick a side. @Kalindlara @Triclilith Several days now. Pretty serious stuff. @Triclilith Increasingly glad I cut ties with it @emuchaton arf arf! :333 "@DameKraft My account is from 2009 but I've changed the @ three times. I only have like, two followers from The Before Time lol" in some ways I don't even want that many followers? I'm little. I'm into weird kinks. I'd rather not scare people. Staying small is safer. But it still fucks with me sometimes. the number of people I've met on Twitter that go from nobodies to near 10k followers in a fraction of the time I made it to 3k kinda fucks me up sometimes lol 🙃 it totally doesn't matter but try telling that to my scumbag brain @DanaGoblin I'm so bad at DMing people but you're free to DM me as well! You're cute and seem super nice! :3 @confusedophan Why are cis people so weird about this? @DanaGoblin It's also possible we know each other better than my terrible memory is allowing and if that's the case I'm sorry >.< @nyaakat omg thank you both sound fun heck >/////> "@DanaGoblin I'll be honest and say I don't know you super well, but I also find you attractive and I'll remember to take you up on that offer 💕💕💕💕" @nyaakat maybe if I can ever visit and you wanna bab together... >.> @persenche @DameKraft @JenDurbent I'd offer a real hug if I could. Twitter continues to be a monkey's paw "@persenche @DameKraft @JenDurbent Ugh, mood :/ I constantly worry I'm a terrible girlfriend." @APrivateRobin Super cute! Wax feels soooo good I bet you had fun :333 @DameKraft @JenDurbent Thank you for everything you've said. It's really helped 💕 @DameKraft Thank you 💕💕💕 "@DameKraft @JenDurbent That wouldn't work for me because there's already a handful of people very into me that I'm not into (none of which I've seen reply to this thread, in case anyone needed to hear that)." "@DameKraft I don't feel like we know each other that well? Because I want to say, ""Yeah that sounds great"" but I often worry that some mutuals know me better than I know them which can very quickly get awkward or hurtful (towards them). If that makes sense? In other words, a tentative yes" "@nyaakat Basically our relationship is exactly as close as it can get, both on your end and on mine. Thank you for reaffirming that, Kat. It does help to be reminded that I'm not just lying to myself." "@nyaakat Everyone I'm close to in the UK I'm putting in the ""I would even try a long distance relationship with you but I want to meet you in person first to see if there's a real connection there"" box in my brain and you're in there too." "@Allikuja The people most into me are the ones I barely know and/or ones for whom I haven't even seen their face (which is less about ""would I find them hot"" and more about like, a human connection where I can see their eyes?). That doesn't help." "The fair, rational thing to do feels like I should stop getting my hopes up. But then I run the risk of going to far in the other direction if that makes sense? Telling myself to never even try, to never allow that confidence to grow. Twitter is a horrible monkey's paw." Also less recently I met up with some Twitter friends and none of them were into me in that way. I really don't want to come off as complaining about this. I feel gross for even bringing it up and I hope the people who were there don't figure out who I'm talking about. "I had a really rough experience recently where someone was really into me, and then they weren't. Like, that's valid. They didn't do anything wrong. But it seriously fucked with me. I'm still processing it and it hurts." "I guess the data might be skewed? I have an annoying habit of becoming close to folks in other countries. Folks I'd love to meet and plan to one day, but not people I can reasonably have a real relationship with." "That's not supposed to happen. My brain has it backwards. But it's forcing me to come to terms with the fact that even if I think I'm hot, I'm not desirable to most people I desire. Maybe it's my personality? I dunno." "And I've been burned enough by in-person interaction. What's super frustrating is that, on average, I actually kinda like my reflection? Dysphoria happens but it's been rare for months now. The result is I think I'm more attractive than apparently most other people do." "I feel like there was this window early in my transition where I had more confidence but through slow trial and error I've discovered that flirting on Twitter isn't always (possibly even ""usually isn't"") indicative of actual mutual attraction." took a selfie of my neck/chest area because it kinda seemed like I had chest hair I missed that I couldn't see but NOPE HOWEVER MY NECK SURE IS STUBBLY AAAAAA @PrissyOrcGF heck yes! shouldn't have left the house without shaving today aaaaaaaa D: "I'm really sorry if I'm like, horny at you too much? Apologizing doesn't make it okay, but... I'm sorry. I'm working to do that shit less or at least only do it when it's asked for." you ever get into that headspace where you're afraid to compliment another trans girl because you're worried maybe you do that shit too much and since no one's attracted to you it just gets annoying and overstepping of one's boundaries because that's today for me @nyaakat oh heck yes plz! :333 @PrissyOrcGF You ARE really cute omg!! 😍💕 @nyaakat heck yeah it's a really cute dick! :3 @nyaakat CUUUUUUUTE OMG 😍 @nyaakat YAY LIL BAB DAY :D @transfilmtheory @punishedgaycat I'm in this picture and I don't like it @ExistentialEnso @EntityofJustice @Meiastra because i'm the one who retweeted it i'm the one who wees @ManjiButt I've enjoyed reading it! That all sounds extremely cool! @ButtGoblin666 YOU DESERVE IT @ManjiButt I LIKE THIS HEADCANON TRANS WITCHES DON'T LEARN MAGIC FROM FUCKING BOOKS FUCK YEAH @SpectraSystem It's extremely fucked and basically all surgeons require it. I feel extremely lucky in so many ways. "I assume it was mostly muscle weight I lost? I really can't overstate how little I was trying to lose weight (literally not at all). I guess I also binge eat a lot less which might be a factor, but that too can be credited to HRT making my depression a lot better." "One other thing I learned at the vaginoplasty information session was the BMI the surgeon requires. The weight loss I've experienced on HRT, which I didn't intentionally work to lose, took me from JUST over the max BMI to comfortably under the max BMI. Thank fuck for HRT." @FOURLUNG all of the marriages in equestria are gay ALL of them @MadameMolotov *extremely cute @Estrace666 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D: D: D: @MallowyGoodness shit they're onto us @trgrrl Make sure to get more than one! Rats are extremely social and will get depressed if they're alone in their cage :/ @Quinn__tessence Excited for youuuuuu! :3 @Triclilith @trgrrl same drug hat club :/ @emuchaton weed horny is a good horny just about 26 hours until I can play super mario maker 2! but who's counting >.> me going to get a boob job: "lesbian, trans woman, lightsaber" @nyaakat Awww that's really sweet thank you! Need to work on reducing that literal ocean between us 😭 "@Chopin_42 @a_alice_nsfw @DoomGender haven't been to subspace in an age, sadly :/" @a_alice_nsfw @Chopin_42 @DoomGender *mrrrrs* yes plz @emuchaton do you need any help tho? :3 @trgrrl @StealingValerie i'd rather have quark's support tbh @ButtGoblin666 FUCK yea @emuchaton SO SQUISHY AND KISSABLE TBH @DoomGender I need this done to me badly 😭 @trgrrl Being trans so often involves debating whether or not to give an ally an ally cookie for at least trying which is more than most cis people can say. @Quinn__tessence Do it! It's worth it! "@Quinn__tessence I remember when I got my name changed. I was overcome with this sense of relief that surprised me, honestly. I hadn't even realized what a burden still being legally known as my deadname was." @Quinn__tessence CONGRATS OMG 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG @nyaakat slightly grump i missed it frankly D:< "The plan for my final* Transformers shelf is to have a Masterpiece/Generations shelf, a Siege shelf (going ALL IN on that line it's that good) and a Transformers Animated shelf. Then maybe a couple more for the ""miscellaneous"" ones. *It will never be final. This is my curse." "Still have a tub full of pristine Beanie Babies I want displayed somewhere too. I have ideas on what kind of displays I want in the new house we're building in a few years, but for now I'll take just about anything." Always buying toys + Not currently having any shelf space is causing one hell of a plaything traffic jam... everywhere. Need a big ol' Transformers shelf to put the bulk of my ridiculous collection on so I can breathe lol It's just find the time and money. @FinalBossFemme Oh heck have fun! :O @FOURLUNG or at least a puppy! @maegodhavemercy Huge agree! It just looks poorly made to me when they don't adhere to an actual grid. "@KrazyBonesTV ""YOU NEED A PARACHUTE. THAT'S A BACKPACK.""" "@LewdEmmaDam It really helped to read this, thank you so much 💕💕💕" dysphoria can suck my dick it sucks so hard @AdequateEmily same hat hours :/ @ScribbledSmut p-plz ;; 💦💦 @ButtGoblin666 ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPER HOT OKAY yay depression and dysphoria 🙃 "@Calliethulhu It's incredibly frustrating and it makes me feel so helpless. I use Patreon in part to support my queer friends, so I can't even boycott the site. I wish there was an answer. I'm so sorry, Callie :/" @WitchAfterDark just gonna come out and say it: lowkey jealous @PrissyOrcGF it's all those hours of WoW Soon™ @AngryNerdBird They're using motion capture as far as I know? It's a mixture of both. "@HedgeMom They're both awkward as fuck, but Humba Wumba gets a huuuuuuge yikes from me now. There's... a lot to unpack there. I don't give a shit that Rare is a British developer, they should've known better." We just opened our Etsy shop where you can buy our queer alpaca wool sheared from authentic queer alpacas! https://t.co/z3GYRMtG9V https://t.co/Mmd2sWmsuo Here's a direct link to our Etsy shop: https://t.co/z3GYRMtG9V "If you want some authentic Tenacious Unicorn Unicorn fur*, check out our Etsy shop! *Unicorn fur is actually alpaca wool but it's even SOFTER than actual unicorn fur so honestly it's an upgrade" "@Fishing4Control ah, the trans motto" "Donate if you can, share if you can't! We're shearing the remaining alpacas this Friday and we need more funding for it! Anything helps! https://t.co/DdhmHwTXei" "@PrissyOrcGF That's fair. Well regardless, a tweet with a more updated picture of you I think is a good idea, even if you skip the pre-transition part. Moving on from constantly updating folks with every new change is normal!" "@PrissyOrcGF Also, might want to do this now before you end up like most trans women and kinda stop caring about transition timelines? Like after a certain point a lot of us are just so disconnected from our pre-transition selves that tweets like that become less and less common." "@PrissyOrcGF An updated tweet would be even more popular, I bet" @AberrantShard Yeah just because magic could make it easier doesn't mean all trans people would naturally just be stealth all the time. Plus muggle-born trans wizards would probably have more complicated back stories. "I'd even argue that the most likely explanation, that Rowling's word of god would simply be ""trans people don't exist in this universe"" is still fucking horrifying. The implication is the world would be better without us, which is easier to make real than wizards and magic." "You can headcanon whatever you want, of course. Death of the author and all that. I'm just saying knowing for certain that the author of one of my favorite book series wishes I were dead makes me rethink what I have and haven't seen in that universe." Everyone saying that wizards in-universe use magic to help trans people transition: We live in a world where magic ISN'T needed to transition and Rowling finds us disgusting. What makes you think she'd let us exist in her world? "Authors that don't put trans people in their universe are probably thinking, if they're thinking about it at all, ""Uhhhhh trans people don't exist in this universe?"" but like, that's less believable than fucking wizards to me." My headcanon is that no trans people in the Harry Potter universe means wizards disappear them when they find out. "The cis: So what Hogwarts house are you??? Me: Well given Rowling's opinion on trans people... I'm pretty sure I'd be sorted into the ""dead"" house" @WitchAfterDark oh wow :3 "@LucyDoyle_1997 Nope, they'll come back in like less than a day or so if I recall correctly? It's a thing that happens with deactivation." "All my non-Transformer-collector mutuals: ""The fuck is she talking about?""" Leader Astrotrain better mean we're getting Leader Blitzwing and Leader Octane. The TR Decepticon triple changers are some of my favorite figures from the TR line in part because they look so good on a shelf together. Leader class means they'll look even better next to MPs! https://t.co/9TZAHqFom7 "I just... I need to know what it feels like to not have this thing. Even if it's a one way road, even if it's not what I hoped, I have to know what it's like to have the right junk. I need to know what it's like to finally be able to breathe." "I've wanted GRS for over 20 years and yet I still have to fight off thoughts about how getting it will be a mistake because I'm losing something that makes me special among other women. But like, the genital dysphoria is real. Even if I don't feel it every moment of every day." "@bunnarchist It evolved in the technical sense of the word, but not in the colloquial sense of the word." oh no another f4f statue i need D: @emmagamma @melstonemusic It currently only works on desktop Twitter. why's it gotta be 48 hours until i can play super mario maker 2 this is buLLSHIT @FOURLUNG you know what? valid @FOURLUNG PRETTY SURE you can sympathize here >:P "@FOURLUNG i dunno i'd just rather watch cartoons, you know?" "Like imagine if the Lion King remake had even one fifth of the visual style of Into the Spider-Verse. Suddenly that'd be a kinda neat movie, right? Computer animation is just another way to animate. It's what we do with the tools that makes all the difference." "Real weird how people can talk about how mind-blowingly awesome Into the Spider-Verse is and then complain about the Lion King remake as if its problem is that it's CG animation. Your issue is with Hollywood's obsession with realistic visuals, not with 3D animation." that and Ninja Turtles The Magic School Bus straight up gave me my transformation fetish @jacquelinefilm FOSTA-SESTA makes it so that anything on Twitter is Twitter's responsibility as far as I know though? It'll just take one lawsuit or investigation into something shady that happened on their site to make it a huge problem for them. "@jacquelinefilm You might be right, but that can't last forever." @totallyhealthie Disney bought Hulu recently I'm pretty sure? But then Disney is about to have its own streaming service too so I have no idea what's going on anymore. They think customers are cool with needing 15 different monthly subscriptions. "Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, CBS, Disney, NBCUniversal Suddenly a cable subscription starts to look like the cheaper option. Technology isn't the problem. Technology on its own frees us from this. Capitalism is what's corrupting what would otherwise be a great idea." "The Office is one of the biggest reasons this household has a Netflix subscription. Rather than entice us to subscribe to NBCUniversal's service, this will entice us to just pirate the series. Media corporations are so fucking bad at this shit." "@spookythewitch I probably would too. I'd probably shift all the energy I put into Twitter into Discord I guess? Most of my Twitter friends are on there. Twitter itself is a means to an end, and that end is keeping up with my friends in the queer community." @TheSecretCallie And there are friends that it would really fuck me up to lose contact with :/ Like I'm trapped in so many ways... "I'm getting increasingly worried as to what's allowing Twitter to allow sexual/kinky/queer content on their website at all in a post-FOSTA/SESTA world. I'm worried that nothing is allowing it and that it's only a matter of time before they ""update"" the site." "You do not have the support of the queer community, @Patreon. That rainbow you display only one month out of the year was stolen from us as you broke up our communities and took away what little revenue we could scrape together. You are not an ally to us." ".@Patreon isn't gonna do shit about this, though. They know they have us over a barrel. I use Patreon in part to support my fellow trans siblings regardless of the content they create. I can't simply pull support from the site." ".@Patreon, this is directly harmful to trans creators. Full stop. Transformation art is a safe and extremely common avenue for exploring one's gender and sexuality. You are silencing and demonizing queer creators. Get that rainbow out of your logo. How fucking dare you." "On desktop Twitter will do this thing where if you clicked a tweet, it WILL load it even it takes a full minute and you got bored of waiting and clicked away. And I never learn because I'm just skinner boxing over here." my dopamine drip is being fucked with i demand a refund "Slow internet really fucks with my Twitter browsing cycle. ""Ugh the TL took 3 minutes to load & none of the images are loaded. Oh there's a notification let's check that"" ""Ugh barely any notifications, this is boring, let's check the timeline"" ""Ugh the TL took 3 minutes...""" "@Anarcho_Vampire I've gotten that one too from my mom, though I think the phrasing was ""my little boy"" Super awesome. Not soul crushing at all." "The vaginoplasty information session was... nice? It definitely reassured me that Denver Health knows what they're doing despite only starting offering GRS within the past year or so But otherwise it was a lot of info I already knew about? It was mandatory that I go, though." @ButtGoblin666 Of course! Any time! You're one of my favorite friends on this site and I'll repeat that as much as you need to hear it 💕💕💕 "@ButtGoblin666 I know this doesn't help, but I think you're hot as fuck. Always remember that dysphoria lies. I think you have a lot of talent and skill at several different mediums of art and could accomplish anything you set your mind to. You're stronger than you know." "@ButtGoblin666 You do such a good job at hiding it. You're very good at the social media game of never showing weakness or sadness. Seeing this side of you... I dunno, thank you for sharing it, I guess?" "@Fishing4Control spoke too soon 🙃 this is a great time to remind folks that I'd rather be friends than yell at you for who you follow, regardless of what side I land on" @Fishing4Control I'm just going to assume I don't have to choose sides and remain blissfully unaware of what you're talking about @AberrantShard At Denver Health where I'm getting my GRS they do! @JennyOutrageous YEP THAT'S THE HOODIE I'M TALKING ABOUT LOL "Someone at this vaginoplasty information session has my same DVa hoodie that I almost wore before deciding it was too warm. DVa is trans, Blizzard" "@JenApparently MOOD Like, not to get too particular to this exact thread, but Vangelus has been following me since LONG before I transitioned and like, my content has evolved SO much since 2010 or whenever. It's wild anyone from that era still follows me but I'm thankful lol" @Q3w3e3 @Transhockeygirl I'm seeing so many people tweet surrender flags next to trans symbols today lol When I get home on desktop it'll probably work but it's surreal now @AnBadUsernerame this tweet is too powerful "Today I'm going to this GRS informational session thing in Denver for transfemmes on the waiting list there and I'm nervous and excited. Probably gonna walk out of there knowing a lot more about what to expect. Still no surgery date, but hopefully getting one soon." @Fishing4Control still can't believe Benedict Cumberbatch is a real person and not the butler antagonist trying to stop a trio of clever orphan rapscallions looking for the location of their late parents' hidden pirate gold within a rundown yet whimsical mansion @Fishing4Control YES "@Fishing4Control Not exactly what's being asked, but I did have my first serious makeout session with the girl I was mere days from losing my virginity to on the couch in front of my Transformers collection 😎😎😎" """tried to be a stoner, ended up just being little"" is pretty on-brand for me still to be fair" i wanted this to say weedqueen and it horribly backfired D: https://t.co/jD7Af3QJso @Q3w3e3 like every trans girl I know does this regularly even though we all know we're not supposed to lol @Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum MOOD I used to lift sooooo much pre-transition but now it's impossible and way more dangerous @girlybuttercup hell yea @maegodhavemercy it also printed mooooooooooney https://t.co/fHAQpnG9ve really wanted to make weedqueen and squirtqueen smh @trgrrl There was that thing where some folks tried using the lobster emoji to represent the trans flag as a kind of protest I guess for the emoji people for still not including the trans flag So lobsters are just inherently queer The Pokemon fusion website isn't letting me select which Pokemon to fuse anymore. Only the randomizer works. I think the internet collectively broke it @ButtGoblin666 *chants* mommy on main! mommy on main! @emuchaton hell yeah those are the best days @FrigidElfChild cute tbh @a_lyrical_love cool love to be lied to by the title that's just the world we're in now i guess @Fishing4Control One of my girlfriends I've been with for over a year I met through Twitter and I'm still gonna agree. "@DongsJ In other words as far as I know, we don't have Burton to blame for Monkeybone loll" "@DongsJ Monkeybone was directed by Henry Selick but the movie was advertised as ""from the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas"" which people just assume was Tim Burton (it wasn't, it was just his story). Coraline did the same thing and caused the same confusion." @BugbearPancakes 3D animation is incredibly versatile and I feel like if they were less obsessed with realism we might get more interesting movies visually speaking at the very least. "johnny depp as jack skelllington helena bonham carter as sally everything old is new, everything new is old we'll do it the same except even more the same than the original it'll be nothing but neat visuals and no substance blllllaaaaaahuugh" oh my god they just want to make another tim burton vehicle because alice in wonderland made literallly billions of dolllars and burton loves going back and redoing his old work time is a flat circle make it stooooooOOOOOOP "I think maybe for some folks, the 2D animated Disney style is so ubiquitous and the inspiration for so many other cartoon characters, that it can be easy for them to forget that something like The Lion King is INHERENTLY animated. But tNBC? That movie is like 90% style." "Remake. It's just called a remake. Literally nothing about this will be, or even look live-action. Also stop." @FrigidElfChild @Triclilith @Stryc9Fuego @Calliethulhu gnaw on no wang "@Hypnothulhu speaking from experience, being shown off by one's domme is extremely 👀💦💦💦" Bicentennial Man (1999) @Fishing4Control @NewGenderWhoDis @Chloe_The_Meow HELL yea "@Esper_Lily @Quinn__tessence @TERFblocklist @TerfBlocker lol I didn't even notice Yeah, I meant that one. I still avoid blocklists tho" "@Quinn__tessence With accounts of overt and outright bigots though, blocking their followers is usually safe. The danger of block lists is you're putting a lot of trust in one stranger to make those calls. It's up to you, of course. I just hate to see any trans person suffer on here :/" "@Quinn__tessence Do you use Twitter on desktop, and do you know about blockchaining? It allows you to block a person's followers all at once and makes this site way more usable." @SissaDreki Heck yes! I was 29 when I started and I'm 32 now! No guarantees of course but I can always hope! @SissaDreki Can I ask how old you were when you started HRT? And how long it took to notice hip growth? @SissaDreki Ooooh I hope I'm one of those lucky trans girls who gets wider hips at an age that's deemed too old! @SissaDreki Very true. But I still don't think my face is femme enough to rock short hair just yet. One day maybe! "@SissaDreki Oh I hated having short hair but I never really understood what that feeling was. Every haircut I hated, without fail. But the thought ""I hate having short hair"" never crossed my mind, strangely enough." "@StealingValerie Hell I was washing my hair WAY too often so in some ways having longer hair is actually easier once I added in a bit more knowledge about caring for hair in general. I still have a sensitive scalp making brushing a pain at times, but I'm so used to it now it's barely a thing." "She severely oversold the difficulty, though. Like, yeah, it's a little annoying at times but the upkeep isn't that hard to get used to. I dunno I guess I wish I had tried this sooner." "For years and years my mom would say I could have long hair ""If you took care of it"" and made it sound like such a massive nightmare to take care of that I never really seriously considered it (she's had short hair for as long as I've known her)." "I feel really fortunate that I was already like six months into my last haircut (ie, time for a new one under my old ""boy"" standards) when I realized I was trans, then nearly a year of untrimmed growth once I started HRT. Never really felt like my hair wasn't long enough." @Fishing4Control Totally valid! @ButtGoblin666 @ButchPuppy THE HERO WE NEED @Calliethulhu Join the Transformers fandom! We get to say Gnaw all the time! :V https://t.co/YJuNocRSgD "@PrissyOrcGF if all the hentai comics i used to read taught me anything, it's that doing gay/lewd things together will PROBABLY spread the curse? 🤔" "paying for my crimes of loving tits so much pre-transition by being cursed with ever expanding tid ... like, it's a nice curse, don't get me wrong, i just want a bit more butt okay???" @DongsJ I might adopt that rule lol >.> @DongsJ (I wash my bras maaaaaybe less often than I should so I maybe need to try that 👀) "me, slowly dying from lack of a decent ass/thighs/hips: p-please, hrt... just a little more fat below hrt: what i'm hearing is you want more tiddies" tiddies have been feeling ever so slightly bigger there's a decent amount of wiggle room in my bras anyway tho so it's hard to confirm without measuring and like who has the time @Triclilith GOOD TWEET HUGE AGREE @Triclilith @Fishing4Control @SteampunkPenny the percentage of their mass that's wool is shockingly adorable @Fishing4Control @SteampunkPenny That's okay! We JUST scheduled the time and we kinda gotta do it asap. But you get to see a bunch of naked alpacas when you arrive! They're so much smaller than you think! "If anyone's in the area (near Fort Collins, CO) and would like to help us with shearing the remaining alpacas this Friday, June 28th starting at 9AM, DM me or Mistress (@SteampunkPenny) for our address! There will be free food! 💕🦙💕" "Anyway for a while /b/ (the random board that used to be the heart of the most toxic parts of 4ch*n) tried to claim they invented the word brony (ie, ""/b/rony"") but now i'm pretty sure it's about assigning blame than insisting credit" This was on the comics and cartoons board (/co) and was one of the slightly less toxic corners of 4ch*n? As these things go? I spent the better part of a decade being a tripcode user there but you'll never guess who I was lol My lamest claim to fame is I was participating in this thread as it was happening. @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu do bootlickers understand that assigned cop at birth isn't a real thing because i'm beginning to think they don't @Calliethulhu *stares in confused lesbian* @KittenFemme Too bad! I guarantee they already have plans on what to do after the major leads in the MCU and Star Wars die! They probably already have something in the works for force ghosts of Leia! 🙃 @KittenFemme You know what they did for Slinky when Jim Varney died? They hired a new actor who could do a decent impression. There's a much less creepy precedent in the same series. @KittenFemme This is going to become more and more common even in live action films. frustrating that it's only gen 1 because seedot would work better than seaking love it when i https://t.co/khXlihReqZ @flowerofazure @outliersgeorg @PenquinDude @persenche Take it up with the cis people with argued with me about this. @StebMcDreb @PrissyOrcGF also i never post on there lol except i did recently 👀 (@NSalamanderFW) "@PrissyOrcGF I mean, it kinda depends? The way I split my AD and main is if I want to post nudity, that goes on the AD, but everything else stays on main because I'd rather it all be here but Twitter cares about that stuff." @Calliethulhu so what you're saying is this question needs a squeakquel? @FaeQueen2 @Fishing4Control @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling Beatlification @SpectraSystem I've never bought anything from them before but I have a weakness for transparent toys and the price was right :3 I have this friend arriving in the mail and I CANNOT WAIT https://t.co/UwqKEzOohh @BuniDoom @a_alice_nsfw @ScribbledSmut I'm sure you'll see pictures of it if we do! @BuniDoom @a_alice_nsfw @ScribbledSmut We have our eye on a positively massive sectional couch on craig's list that I'm really hoping we can snag :3 @a_alice_nsfw @BuniDoom Even on a king bed three people can be a tad tight @ScribbledSmut @BuniDoom the floor is bed @BuniDoom polycule mood wish they made beds bigger @neilcic yes absolutely how is this even a question @emuchaton this is the important part that i don't think we talk about enough "@ManjiButt It's the World of Nintendo line, but a SKU I've never seen before. Small figures (probably less than $5 given the size but I honestly forgot) in the W*lmart checkout lane. Basically Nintendo-themed impulse buys, and I was feeling impulsive loll" @HedgeMom They were some of my favorite toys as a kid! @trgrrl cool i can't wait to start using it @DevourerRose i mean his NAME is JAWBREAKER "@DevourerRose That's Jawbreaker, one of the Burger King Z-Bots and one of my favorite toys when I was a kid that I recently re-purchased :3 https://t.co/LaZ6fa2Zg7" @HedgeMom HELL YEAH IT IS https://t.co/LaZ6fa2Zg7 @Hypnothulhu mood x.x New Spiny friend for the (mostly) video game character shelf! https://t.co/1ReBa4V7q2 @LittleEmmyBee uhhhhh don't you mean my mommy??? @LittleEmmyBee NUH-UH "@spookythewitch Mood. Nothing post-final movie really interested me (and all sounded terrible from what I heard), and then I came out five years later. Harry Potter who?" "@PenquinDude @persenche Hence ""circumstantial-sounding"" I had enough cis people argue with me about it. Her following transphobes I think will be more convincing." @GateGuardian87 YUP never even met the woman gave her a ton of my money she wishes i were dead it's kinda fuckin wild to just like know for a fact the author of one of your favorite book series absolutely without a doubt would be happier if you didn't exist @MadameMolotov Congrats! :3 @Lunar_Opals saaaaaame it sucks! i think i might be able to tomorrow tho! i'm gunna try :3 @Fishing4Control @Sona_Sonara @eshetDavid all i see are wholesome thoughts @Hypnothulhu @Fishing4Control hheck i think i might change my vote 👀💦 "@Lunar_Opals HUGE SAME or wait like, little same" @Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu i mean shit that's basically my origin story @Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu who says the best version of this hypothetical good boy isn't being the slut he always wanted to be? @ScalyMorrigan @trgrrl You absolutely should! @NewGenderWhoDis You have an alt? 👀 @ScalyMorrigan @trgrrl That's awesome holy shit @avn_0216_m It feels good to obey!!! 😍 "@trgrrl I legitimately wonder if we're not about to become a second Venus, and that planet's existence was a warning to us we never heard" @QuestForTori @zandravandra Heck it's been collecting dust in my Steam library for over 3 years now but I've been itching for something new to play so I think I'll finally give it a try "@a_alice_nsfw @avn_0216_m thinking is so stressful, i don't understand how the unassimilated handle it" @Emmy_Zje *hugs* thank you 💕💕💕 @persenche I love it when that happens! "@Hypnothulhu Goddess these are both super hot, but I lean more bad boy to good girl" "I'm enjoying all the cool artwork celebrating it, but what's significant about Sonic's 28th anniversary?" @sillygaymiria can cows milk each other? asking for a friend 👀💦 "@Triclilith My brain goes two places: - The cishets can't have those terms, dammit - Probably yes if she was flirting with you :P" "@NewGenderWhoDis I've been out as trans long enough now that the idea of getting defensive after accidentally misgendering someone is just so bizarre to me. It happens, apologize and get over it. The idea that so many cis ""allies"" take it personally just gets weirder and weirder to me." "@CookieCyboid extremely ready, yes 👀" @Calliethulhu surprised you didn't got with holy trainer tbh "@persenche It's nice to have substantial evidence rather than the frustratingly circumstantial-sounding evidence we had before (mainly just her liking transphobic articles occasionally, if I recall). Thank you so much for looking into this!" "Maybe kids don't know what phishing means? Please just look it up! Like I could add an explanation but most people don't read past the first tweet anyway. I barely ever googled as much as I could have when I was a teenager, but it's so easy these days! https://t.co/UFrw8lMvcH" This all suggests that a lot of those phishing memes are stealing info from fucking KIDS which is especially horrifying. My tweet warning folks about that ridiculous phone number phishing meme is making the rounds among way more high schoolers than I'm used to seeing on here who keep falling for it & following me. Reminder that I block minors on sight. Don't follow me if you're under 18. @CaseyExplosion Basically what we're trying to do with @TenaciousRanch We're even getting bees soon! "@Rory__Walker Yep! There are certain kinds of decks that it'll never work against, but I'm fine with conceding when I need to. And most games are fun either way!" "@hemmingcost I mean I guess I could? So far the mana's been fine, though." @stormy_prime It took me weeks and I still needed to throw like $20 at the game lol Forgot to mention on here btw that my Vampire Lesbians deck is complete! Special thanks to @Rory__Walker for shaving off the rough edges and making this deck truly a headache to deal with lol https://t.co/dfdoHhfZar "Was in a really tight game with another white deck who kept gaining life & cheap creatures & I was barely keeping pace. Near the end, they attacked with everything, and as a last ditch effort, I sac'd a 16/16 Elenda to Pitiless at the end of their turn, then top decked LL & won! https://t.co/2Na72193QT" @Estrace666 https://t.co/plj1xBWtER Midna giving her big brother a bath 💕💕💕 https://t.co/6SlTUR2gSM Just a bunch of personal shit I can't share. But it IS getting better. We're getting there. It's gonna be okay. Next week is officially starting on Monday lol @emuchaton Make art! Art is the truest expression of the soul. Creating it revitalizes and heals 💕 @Fishing4Control my dick is pretty small and I still feel this "Sorry, alcohol and sex could be things some folks don't want. But I think the person who created this, who I should stress again wanted a creative way to steal your private info, thought they were all good things." "You know what? I don't even have time for ""not gonna reveal the numbers, but wow this is accurate"" This is astrology stuff. None of the numbers are bad things no one wants, so of COURSE yours is ""accurate."" Please stop. Please leave me alone." People keep telling me the last three digits of their phone numbers. I... I don't know wtf to even say. Please stop. YEAH I FORGOT AREA CODES GO AHEAD AND GIVE OUT YOUR LAST 3 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING AT ME? I CAN'T STOP YOU JUST TRYING TO HELP BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO IGNORE CHRIST "hey guess what if you quote tweet me with a ""well actually"" that doesn't actually affect my core point AND you're underage? that's a block don't care if you're queer, there's several layers of ""go away"" between you and me" "Like I wanna make one that's like ""the last four digits of your social security number is your D&D alignment"" or something but I'm not convinced everyone would get that it's a joke. I'm worried about y'all." This is phishing. This is TEXTBOOK phishing. Please be smarter than this. Do not give out half of your phone number wtf??? https://t.co/WitrIkWBUc feel very shattered there are too many pieces to reassemble some will be lost @ScribbledSmut why would any domme free a submissive in such an adorable situation? 🤔 "my heart is hurting so much this morning it's stuff I really can't talk about, but it'll the okay long term it just hurts a lot right now" @ScribbledSmut PLEASE @CelticAnarchy (Though if I recall the master repairs him later?) "@CelticAnarchy What's especially fucked up is the air conditioner dies lamenting that the master never even interacted with him because he was stuck in the window where his dials couldn't be reached. It's a painful, lonely death despite the other appliances watching." @zandravandra i love her https://t.co/TADAcFK95t "@DevourerRose Oh, you mean the second best selling system of all time? Yeah this list is weird lol" @DevourerRose Yeah why on earth does it have the Master System and not Genesis wtf lol "6, but I'm easily old enough for it to have been 2. First half of my childhood I was a PC gamer lol" @Calliethulhu [horrified screaming] @itsviviactually Beast Wars II "@sarlichanx To be fair, I think the relative sameness (at least along the axis between realistic and abstract) of most MtG art is probably due to the limits of the design bibles Wizards has been using for a while now. But regardless I love when artists like McKinnon test those boundaries." """Dreamlike"" is a word that comes to mind. Like, actual, real (within the universe) things are happening, but they're an unrealness that's been applied that's instantly eye-catching A lot of really old MtG art used to get comparably weird & it's refreshing to see a return to that" "Seems like McKinnon's making a lot more art that leans more towards abstract than the majority of other MtG artists. The stuff of his I'm really drawn to is the stuff that's prioritizing the feeling and mood of a piece over representing an actual, literal scene that took place." "UPDATE: I think I finally have a favorite MtG artist. It's official now. (the flavor text is also really, really good on this one, speaking as an occasional Rakdos cultist myself) https://t.co/1IiaSzBuZh" @maegodhavemercy Also happy birthday! @maegodhavemercy Congrats! I'm so hecking proud of you 💕💕💕 @nyaakat *offers hugs* feel better soon! 💕💕💕 Technically this isn't even the same Starscream. That's how powerful Starscream's bottom energy is. I've just been made aware of the one time Starscream was a top and I'm not sure what to do with this information https://t.co/WNF9J6kyKE @Fishing4Control I had to drive through it twice and I'm forced to agree with you. "@CookieCyboid I don't think Twitter is healthy for anyone on a long enough time scale. I kinda feel like I met most of the friends I was gonna meet on here. Or at the very least, using that as an excuse to keep using it is convincing me less and less. I should just be on Discord more lol" I got new gauges though! That's a nice silver lining. And the trip to and from the piercing shop with Mistress was really quite enjoyable 💕 "Just gonna write this entire past week as cancelled. Just stress bullshit every damn day. A major shift in the layout of things is looking like it's going to help, though. Next week will be better." @Triclilith The demon They destroyed their cage Yes YES The demon is out "@AdrienneCohea @LucyDoyle_1997 I'm good, thanks" "@Fishing4Control The only issue is then all of the people who knew him 20 years later speak fondly of him. Other than that, sure, he absolutely should be angsty." @LucyDoyle_1997 Sounds like some nice discourse I avoided whew And I checked everywhere! It was a rainbow weed pen. I really loved that thing :/ "Let's see I had it in my hand wherever I went. I took it outside to the porch, then back inside where we kinda watched Captain Marvel almost until the floor looked really fun to literally roll on, then we ended up in one of the bedrooms where there was a 4 hour foursome." @AliceAvizandum I'm a huge Star Wars fan and I'll still sign off on this @ValTheSpiderQ ✨ ecstasy magic ✨ "@AliceAvizandum i think ""friendly cop"" is technically an oxymoron" literally every room we were in while rolling has since been completely cleaned and organized I somehow managed to literally disappear my weed pen (in general tho i tend to buy games that never end like mario maker 2 and animal crossing digitally. that way i can always boot them up when the mood hits me) "i also have this indecision that often happens if i buy a game digitally, i just have it in there forever but if i buy it physically, i get an unbearably cute game case and these are nearly equal things in my mind lol" do y'all ever just like want to own every game on switch like just transfer your entire collection onto that platform and never look back @midorikonton I liked the toys as a kid too. But the actual source of the entire franchise? Not that great. ice cold take but: earthworm jim wasn't even that great of a game @a_alice_nsfw I'm definitely gonna get more holes too! I've wanted a septum piercing since forever and I'm absolutely gonna get nipple piercing too. @a_alice_nsfw Hell yeah! Probably not bigger than like a half inch or so? But definitely bigger than this for sure :3 New gauges! I went up two sizes! We're now at a size 8! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/jNCn2s3X9j @Estrace666 i mean those tiddies are 100% goals for me for sure @StebMcDreb @Fishing4Control bold of you to assume kirby isn't god sometimes people can be abusive and manipulative in REALLY hard to see ways and it kinda fucks with me @ParchmentScroll @PeakTranarchy https://t.co/5fMP2kGRDq "@MetteusAtoll Yes. Often. Not usually involving blood tests, but still." @FOURLUNG basically the dream scenario wow Like you're making major changes to what's widely considered a masterpiece. The people who were going to do your advertising for you are now telling everyone you botched it. This was ridiculously easy to avoid. "I've never even watched Evangelion and didn't have plans to and even I'm over here like ""Netflix you had ONE job"" Not having the budget for music royalties are one thing, but translating out the gay? In a widely beloved anime? The fuck were y'all thinking?" "@Fishing4Control Well, you won't have to sleep on the floor at the very least 💕" @FOURLUNG dominance asserted! heck "@Fishing4Control It's being slept on basically every night. Wait, I guess we have two but the one upstairs is pretty short? We'll work something out. I would've told you sooner but someone just moved in last minute. Long story x.x" @AliceAvizandum i'm a cop main :/ https://t.co/vLX6ZEs7wo also a new favorite thing to do while watching Trek is to point out good screenshots for @/NoContextTrek the entire franchise is full of utterly undecipherable moments and lines if you don't know the context (the episode in question is also pretty good imo) this is just a neat fucking picture tbh "@Fishing4Control ""not enough bed space for all the trans girls here"" is a thing i run into more than i thought i would in life tbh (btw speaking of which we might need to get an air mattress before your visit 🙃)" @FOURLUNG heck 👀 "I think I named this deck well. Adding a commander who's a better fit suddenly requires me to seek out the edges of the rules as I understand them. It's experimental, uncharted, weird territory and I love it! https://t.co/jaJC4bEqJJ" "@millenomi That clarifies a lot, thank you! Yarok might not work for everything in the deck, but they work with enough that I feel they're still a stronger commander choice than Vorosh." "Tarok definitely upgrades Graft, but I'm wondering if they also upgrade Evolve? Do I get two +1/+1 counters or does it ""check"" the size of the creature that just entered and compare it to the creature already on the field twice? Those are two VERY different outcomes. https://t.co/7Ls3TcLrEN" I guess the only thing that could make this more perfect is if permanents that come in with extra goodies on THEMSELVES when they enter the battlefield count? Do they become permanents before their abilities trigger? I'm talking about cards like these: https://t.co/izPYwGfLo6 "Holy shit a commander deck I've been slowly buying the pieces for for YEARS might actually have a new commander, just like that. Good Sultai-colored legendary creatures aren't common, and few of them gel with the deck I'm building. But Yarok is perfect! https://t.co/xBN8OpHNsM https://t.co/wAKUviAFsk" "There isn't much I wouldn't do for my girlfriends. Sometimes I stumble a bit in helping them when things get particularly bad, but I always get back up. They each have a piece of my heart and they always will." Today was... really rough. But it ended on the realization that we might be able to solve one of the bigger issues that had been affecting my girlfriend (and therefore us) for the past 6 months. Small victories. Leading to big ones. Here's hoping! @BugbearPancakes Thank you ;.; "Feel free to reassure me if the mood strikes you >.> I'm pretty sure they're a size 12 which a quick googling tells me is 2mm? That's not closing up overnight, right?" @polyheartmony @DevourerRose We'll try 💕 "Just keep repeating ""They're not gonna close up in one day"" to myself over and over" I guess the good news is now I know they're nice and stretched and it was the perfect time to go bigger "I was being THE GOODEST GIRL taking care of my new gauges for four whole weeks and then the DAY before I was planning to upgrade to a bigger one, the universe saw fit to make them fall out. Dunno where the right one is. Only realized it was gone when the left fell out D:" "@FinalBossFemme I was never taught about this, wow" "@RegilithRewteet @AliceAvizandum as everyone knows, once a minifig design is retired, it ceases to exist in this reality" "@AliceAvizandum @ButchPuppy Harry Potter is a trust fund jock who grows up to be a cop, yeah" @DevourerRose Kat has trouble letting go "holding it together with bubblegum and scotch tape, but holding it together all the same" "[cw nsfw, nudity] This is so sweet omg!" headmate who wasn't Kat fronted yesterday that never happens "@Fishing4Control I'm gay and I think he's hot af, so" "there's bound to be a day sometime this week where I don't break from the stress and anxiety, right? 🙃" @Calliethulhu Nomi & Amanita from Sense8! https://t.co/za50Q8rp4d "@Calliethulhu @tasmosunt You could even specify ""cis girl with a dick."" Normalizing both cis and trans within smut is a good thing." "@Calliethulhu I think the overall resistance towards doing that is the idea that ""No but I want this character to be ACTUAL girl, except with a dick!"" And it's like... yeah, that's called a trans girl. Also that rationalization is transphobic af. Ugh." @PrissyOrcGF @trinityfate62 *cheers and enthusiastically indicates you should keep going* @Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu holy shit that rocks! @lyra_like_lyre It comes with time @SkulloKat the top shortage is real D: @trgrrl it was 4:20 when you tweeted that and THAT'S what you wrote? "@DoomGender Oh, also happy birthday!! 🎉" @DoomGender I excitedly await more server room then! Heck yes!! 💕💕💕 @DoomGender I love The Thing in the Server Room! Definitely hoping for a part 3 one day :3 I also love this one but it doesn't have a name: https://t.co/WKzyI9RwiG @NewGenderWhoDis You yadda yadda yadda'd over the best part! :V @sillygaymiria 💕💕💕 @DysphoriaQueen @emuchaton @Fishing4Control i think we all did @CateSpice @lisaquestions I love that story omg! "@lisaquestions It's just so funny because like, there almost is a kind of ""secret sense""? I sometimes mentally put on my pre-transition eyes and am amazed at how much my taste in women has grown since transitioning. Like I've made out with pre-HRT girls that still felt like loving on girls." "@lisaquestions hey guess what it turns out if you're incredibly bigoted and dehumanize an entire group of people, you'll never get to know them or love them which just perpetuates the cycle! weird how that works!" "@lisaquestions Trans women's biological sex is female, and I've confirmed this as a lesbian by actually dating and fucking other trans girls. It isn't like dating and loving boys. It's such an easy to see and understand fact. It's just bullshit bigotry keeping cis people from understanding it." @hayleyglyphs @AliceAvizandum awwww that's what made it so fun! "For me tho what's especially wild about now having Makeup Vision is that I basically never wear makeup! I think Mistress has helped me put some on all of three times? And yet the veil was still lifted. I can see the code, clear as day. https://t.co/qVP9WolMAH" @itsaddis Same! And I couldn't be happier I'm on the side I'm supposed to be on now! :3 (This is in direct response to gamers saying Tifa's new tiddies are Bs lol) That weird kind of gender euphoria you get when you realize you now know things like bra sizes and how obvious makeup is on female movie & tv characters and then you look at how hilariously ignorant cis guys are about all of that stuff and you sigh in relief. @Hypnothulhu hhhgsg @erinbanneret I'm going to look into therapy as soon as I can. I can see I need it at this point. "@trgrrl Reminds me of how I was recently re-watching some old Simpsons episodes & while I suspect the jokes at the expense of Chief Wiggum & the rest of the cop characters were intended as jokes about how hilariously inept the entire town is, watching it today it feels very ACABy to me" @FOURLUNG almost as if there are some people who just want a rational-sounding excuse to kinkshame 🤔🤔🤔 @acvalens I've picked up so many new kinks from other queer girls lol @FOURLUNG @MallowyGoodness @FinalBossFemme ur mom seems rly rly cool! :o @l4dyb0ners @AliceAvizandum also wtf is that logo lol "@l4dyb0ners @AliceAvizandum LEGO went through a few revisions of the ""You can't REALLY trademark dinosaurs + cars!"" themes for years until they just got the JP license. This one, though... cursed dinos that are way too big and E X T R E M E Not my favorite, but it sure did exist. https://t.co/fKGjDVRfcJ" "@AliceAvizandum LEGO: ""No war toys"" Every other toy company on the planet: ""...Okay, cool, we'll be over here eating your lunch, then?""" @MallowyGoodness @FOURLUNG @FinalBossFemme it's pretty on-brand for her tbh @AliceAvizandum I loved it a few years later when they added in dinosaurs to make it a Not Jurassic Park: https://t.co/gBelfx3NXw @nyaakat @cyberslutfaye more like snorgasm who needs 'em! @nyaakat @FrigidElfChild send tweet to push cock today's been uhhhhhhh rough doing okay-ish now for the most part 🙃 i'm a millionaire!!!!!!!! :O @Fishing4Control FUCK yes "@tamzinblake Yeah, I figured :/" I don't feel what's asked of me is unreasonable. I've grown a lot in the past couple years. I can carry a fair amount of that emotional weight. I just don't know what to do with it. I dunno if I'm making any sense. It's all stress that needs to happen. Starting a ranch is stressful. Mistress carries a ton but I'm the team healer. I need to be there for her. I love her and I'll always be there for her. But I need my own healer sometimes. Not sure what to do. "When it rains, it pours Stress can never come from a single source. It has to team up on me every time :/" @eilidhmax @AzazelAfterDark sounds like someone's itching to become a bit poofier 🤔 Also the noise was from the refrigerator section I was in. I was the only customer in there so I'm pretty sure they were talking about me. Like the tone of the second employee really sounded like she was confused as to why the first one called me a guy. Also it was in Loveland which is not a guarantee anyone will be accepting of trans people. Y'all I'm seriously wondering if I actually passed o.o "Had a nice moment in the gas station just now. There were two female employees behind the counter when I walked in. It was noisy inside so this is all I overheard: Employee 1: ""That guy [indistinct]"" Employee 2: ""...You mean that girl?"" I choose to call that a win :3" @PersephoneHime hi~ @Q3w3e3 true facts! @PrissyOrcGF Yay! 💕 "@PrissyOrcGF *offers hugs* Dysphoria sucks so hard. No trans woman deserves to live through the wrong hormones wrecking her body. I'm so, so sorry, Morgan :/" @W_Livi_ That did it! Thank you! @MapleReam @Chopin_42 plz ;.; @Chopin_42 :333 @MapleReam I sometimes go to Cali! :3 @RoyalPepperElle plz top me ;.; "@nyaakat @eilidhmax I know! I'd love to be topped by you, cutie! :3" @Chopin_42 💕 https://t.co/u5i3bZ57tu Goddammit I keep forgetting my new phone doesn't automatically flip the image back to non-mirror mode. I wonder if there's a setting I can enable for that? @MaiaFranklyn I know what I said D:< @nyaakat hi there uwu "(top me, please)" """Which kind of tops, Kat?"" Oh, you know. In general." I need more tops lol https://t.co/hlzVHvkU8t "@KatiKnitt Every single ""man in a dress"" joke that I saw as a child was burned into my memory. It's truly traumatic growing up with that. And it's incredibly pervasive because it's seen as an easy, safe joke that's appropriate for children." "@trgrrl As a Giant Bomb fan, especially during those years, Fortnite exclusively existed as joke to me LONG before it came out. ""That's not a real game"" was said by the crew OFTEN. It's just wild that that short period of history sounds like a joke in and of itself now." "@trgrrl People forget it languished in the production stage for years and years. Games journalists would joke about how it's never coming out. Then PUBG happened, and hey guess what, Fortnite has a battle royale mode! Then it took over the planet. Cancelling made sense for a few years" @NaniteNympho heck >.< @FOURLUNG bork!! @yungneocon *Kathryn I should know :P "Like, we provided an environment where that's an okay thing to do, and each time we didn't even realize we were doing that, but were super happy to learn that we were. If that makes sense?" "We've been lucky enough to have three different systems have a headmate introduce themselves to us when they start fronting (in person, which for us at least is harder to do than online) and every time we're so flattered that they felt safe enough around us to do so 💕" @imrileywest I mean that's just proper submissive care! :3 "@AliceAvizandum business as usual, then?" "@MetteusAtoll like, sword fight, or sword fight~?" @a_alice_nsfw Cute! :333 @polyheartmony @QuestForTori @SixArmedSweater DM me! I'm pretty sure I have extras of most of them! @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG sounds like your extended family is double gay @notCursedE nice! you've grown a ton so quickly congrats! "@drenpile_mark possibly, but i'm the single gay cousin in mine D:" "@QuestForTori @polyheartmony @SixArmedSweater I'm all caught up minus Meltan atm, with even some spare event legenda-- Oh wait! @polyheartmony, which event legendaries do you need? I might be able to help!" goals @AzazelAfterDark @a_alice_nsfw crinkle corruption @bunnarchist @eilidhmax @AzazelAfterDark i'm into tf and i'm into padding it was a chocolate peanut butter situation i was bound to discover at some point 😍 "@polyheartmony @SixArmedSweater @QuestForTori I was lucky enough to be keeping close track of Pokemon releases during that year, which was EXTREMELY helpful as I had missed out on basically all of Gen V's mythic Pokemon. I bet they'll do something like that again." @eilidhmax @bunnarchist @AzazelAfterDark I'm considering signing up for the procedure myself 👀💦💦💦 "[cw nsfw, nudity] retweet this for, um, research purposes >.>" @bunnarchist @AzazelAfterDark @eilidhmax I didn't retweet anything in this thread so there! >.> "@AzazelAfterDark @eilidhmax big, thick, padded mood" "Gmail moved where it puts the ""mark as read"" option so out of habit I clicked where it normally is in the dropdown, which is now ""mark as important."" The only solution was to mark everything an unimportant. So now that label is meaningless. Awesome." @AzazelAfterDark hi this is the greatest thread i've ever read thamk yuou @Kentabooboo OMG CONGRATS!! 💕💕💕 Perfect way to cap off this thread: https://t.co/rACntXji7V @ClockworkQTDoll OMG YOU'RE CUTE THO "@Djinnkitty @yungneocon I strongly feel that even if we didn't have that, the only time arguing semantics like this would be if there was something hugely ESSENTIAL to the definition of ""concentration camp"" missing from the equation. Maybe he believes that's the case, but literally how???" "@ACrimsonSun if we're good at anything as subs, it's clearly displaying our buttons whether we know it or not :3" "@ACrimsonSun got shivers just from reading ""are"" very good way to describe it, heck >////>" "@trgrrl @Stryc9Fuego i mean the bizarre typos i come up with are kinda annoying, but other than that? it makes it almost bearable kinda!" "It's 20-fucking-19. No one is uncomfortable in good faith with the comparison between Nazi Germany and the current rise of fascism. All of those people, every last one, is uncomfortable in BAD faith. There is no good faith to infer from that. It's TEXTBOOK concern trolling." "@trgrrl i also never tweet while sober i never do anything while not high, but i never tweet too" @Alwaida_lily @yungneocon Thank you! I had thought he posted that to Twitter but some light Googling only led me to a Facebook post. "@yungneocon Yeah, that's what I'm referring to. And it was already two years ago at this point. I don't know his opinion (if any) on calling the ICE camps concentration camps but I have a hunch he'd be cool with that too." """I get why many people are [...] uncomfortable with its application for Godwin's Law purposes"" I'm uncomfortable with your unfathomably bizarre priorities for They're Fucking Rounding Up People Into Concentration Camps You Fucking Monster purposes so I guess we're even" """oh no we almost called the detention camps concentration camps! that was a close one! if we hadn't stopped that in time... uhhhhhhhh"" and that's where I have to end the bit because I can't even abstractly suggest what negative outcome could possibly unfold from that" "fucking godwin himself has agreed that his law hasn't been applicable in internet discourse for years now but please, continue attempting to whitewash literal fascism" "@d_m_elms This role comes up in his cameo episode of Best of the Worst. Like he brings it up and describes the scene (and then they play the scene). He laughed about how terrible his acting was, if I recall. Point is it's not like he forgot the context. It's a role he remembers." "@d_m_elms every time i bet he was like ""haha yeah she gets it! always happy to see a fan of my work!""" @FOURLUNG my favorite hobby tbh @vampyfemme every dang day tbh @quatoria @FOURLUNG foot fetish artist This is the best collection of the best evolutionary line I've ever seen! 😍 @TheSecretCallie *offers hugs* I know that feeling. You're not dumb 💕💕💕 @TheSecretCallie I do the same because I've been on the receiving end of someone demanding I choose a side and it suuuuuucks. I refuse to do that to others at this point. @nyaakat @Fishing4Control @TheSecretCallie I've learned that lesson the hard way as well and it sucks. Open tweets where I'm lewd is just an invitation for a bunch of people I either don't know or have already decided I'm not into (and have been politely ignoring for long enough they should know) to make me uncomfortable @RaeGun2k @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose Yeah I've heard from a ton of trans people that bottom surgery is like puberty 2: part 2 @TheSecretCallie @Fishing4Control I'm not even friends with all of my metamors lol Boundaries like that are normal and fine. "@Yumi_Sparkles @PawbeansAlways Sun and Moon will never tell you you have more than the amount of Pokemon the Alola Dex has (400-something) even if you have a Living Dex in there, though. So this was almost prophesized." @Yumi_Sparkles @PawbeansAlways Yes. @StealingValerie the face he's making in that picture legitimately makes him look like a serial killer @emuchaton same and then like if she needs to pee or something? I'm already in position just gals being pals "@TheSecretCallie @KaraBunting I understand. No pressure. I just feel bad contributing to that issue, you know? But I get not wanting to get involved on that level. I usually try to avoid that stuff too 💕" "@TheSecretCallie (as for who you're talking about tho, if it's someone I'm following and you think I should know, I wouldn't mind being informed)" @TheSecretCallie hey same hat (tho it's not over a racist thing) @norintha @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose You heard me D:< @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose I want so many damn holes in my face y'all aren't ready for my final form >:3 @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose I can't wait to get mine pierced! But there's a fair chance I'll be able to get breast augmentation in the next couple years and I think it's probably better to wait until after that :/ "@Calliethulhu Twitter will only show you what it thinks you want to see, even if you're only following a few hundred people and have plenty of room on your TL to see it all. Which is why I stopped trying to limit the number of people I follow. I miss stuff no matter what 🤷" @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Mine never were pre-transition. Took a while for that to change. @ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose Yup! Nice problem to have tho :333 "@ExistentialEnso @lumpen_rose Mine haven't hurt in a while, but now they're a sensitive erogenous zone that I need to be mindful of >////>" @lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso That pain will come and go for a while. But it means they're growing! :3 "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Yeah, I know. I didn't mean to bring it to a sad place, but that's how it ended up working with me. But like I said, everyone's body is different." "@lumpen_rose @ExistentialEnso Everyone's body is different, but for me, I need help to get to girlgasm territory. If I'm only touching myself I still get ""guy"" orgasms, though they can be a bit stronger." @ExistentialEnso Sex was such a chore before. So much work for just... that. Now? I mean last week I lost count of the orgasms I had during a particularly fun night >w< "@ExistentialEnso Saaaaame. I love how I taste and smell! It's so nice to have that level of gender euphoria. And like, every trans girl egg needs to know about the change in orgasms. Like that shit needs to be taught in schools. It's life changing on its own lol" "@ExistentialEnso My GF's neovagina smells and tastes... like a vagina, lol. It makes sense if you know even a tiny bit about hormones. And while I've never tried boy pussy, I'm willing to bet it doesn't (to extrapolate the inverse assumption) ""taste and smell like a (cis) vagina""" "But at the very least, know that you have that ignorance. Don't extrapolate out from your limited experience and assume you're an expert on it all. You're not, and the second you step into that ring, your ignorance is hurting trans people and we have every right to call you out." "No one should try to force anyone to have sex with someone they don't want to. That should go without saying. But the fact remains that if you've never been with a trans person, you simply don't know. By all means, live your life never knowing, if you want." "I think a ton of cis people who're attracted to women, for instance, just assume that because they know what a guy's dick is like, they can extrapolate from that to know they wouldn't like girldick. And that's simply wrong. Assuming HRT is involved, it's *biologically* false." "All this is really obvious to us as trans people, but thinking back to how I thought about this before I came out? Even my egg-y ass who loved trans people? I still thought a big part of why I liked girls was pussy. More cis people need to grow past that. It's actually not hard." And I've confirmed this through every possible combination. Girl junk of any configuration: Super hot Boy junk of any configuration: Not my thing "It's just so silly how many cis people think their attraction to a gender relies on a person's genitals. I know and have fucked a fair amount of trans people. It's *girls* I like, not any particular kind of genitals." @nyaakat !!!! JUST NOTICED THE TOY CAR CITY RUG THING NICE NICE NICE 💕💕💕 "@BugbearPancakes I have pretty severe bottom dysphoria too :/ I was lucky enough to have a night of amazing sex last week where I was somehow miraculously spared from it which is what inspired the initial tweet. GRS can't come soon enough for me, as much as I love how queer girldicks are 💕" @RoyalPepperElle if you're ever in the market for a new chair I might know a face >/////> @iliara_kantira It's the best I hope you do too!! @RoyalPepperElle @GateGuardian87 hhhggffghjjjjjjffg immm gay 👀💦 THIS 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 PRO 👏 FROTTING 👏 ACCOUNT @Kaelyrhn basically lol @CatkinsLap Oh heck I really love those content warnings 👀 I wanna read this as soon as I have a spare moment 👀👀👀 not to harp on how gay I am but her laugh still makes me smile 💕 @TwippingVanilla @aliceinfamous lol so many of us tried peeing standing up recently I'm so proud of y'all "@Fishing4Control On a long enough time scale, every trans person eventually becomes a public transportation advocate." @nyaakat what an adorable puppykat omg! I would love to play with you!!! :3 @julesprom https://t.co/3Io7cst0lT @ScribbledSmut Yeah Tumblr sucks for growing your follower base. It's way easier on Twitter I've found. @CelticAnarchy it me @Yumi_Sparkles THIS IS THE BIGGEST GODDAMN MOOD After a while you get used to the fact that the people you want most to flirt with you never do D: @Yumi_Sparkles it's because girl shoulders are Extremely Good "@ScribbledSmut You've grown so fast, damn! Congrats!" @MetteusAtoll @doublegearsys can confirm :3 @Fishing4Control wow he's so fucking close "@norintha (it got me really, really going last thrusday HECK >/////>)" "okay but like, girls rubbing their dicks together? literally the most wholesome thing" pre-transition i literally thought i was heterosexual and like who even was that? how was that me?? i don't get it??? First year of transition: hahahaha did you know not all girls have dicks lol Third year of transition: No seriously I actually need to remind myself of that disturbingly often @totallyhealthie @nyaakat they're literally impossible to wear if you've had an orchi afaik? @nyaakat looks like your adorably tiny dick won :3 @CassClaymore i keep falling for girls and enbies across the atlantic help D: @JenApparently couldn't retweet this cursed tweet fast enough despite virtually none of my followers knowing what this means "@PrissyOrcGF @softemokitty I think the phrase is ""silence, bottom""? :P" @AngryNerdBird aka ecstasy @Fishing4Control @CartaMonir @acvalens @whoaitsjoan BUNCHA CUTIES "@tamithastindall It's complicated. We're sometimes looking for new roommates to help on the ranch, and that's the context she's moving in." "literally at one point during the orgy I was like ""OMG what are you doing that's AMAZING"" and she was like ""uhhhhh you mean a deepthroat?"" I had never had one before o.o" "[cw drugs] I had been thinking it was the molly that made my genital dysphoria not a thing last week, but the last time I rolled I very much still had dysphoria there Wondering if it's just become less of a thing for me in general, but I'd need a cutie to help me test that 👀" "@norintha @aliceinfamous Oh wait then make that one and half years, lol. Yes the last time I peed standing up was on you, love :P" "I feel so much better about the girl I've been talking about. We talked, I confirmed there's mutual attraction. I'm enough of an anxious gay disaster I sometimes need confirmation like that. Now that I know this feeling is mutual, I can manage taking it slow :3" "@aliceinfamous I tried to pee standing up recently, actually. It's been nearly two and a half years. I couldn't do it! Like my muscles resisted. It's wild." @quatoria @doublegearsys TWO CUTIES @ParchmentScroll https://t.co/Mkd3Vx1hwQ @softgirlrobin gosh same x.x my hottest take yet: girl cum? delicious "@nyaakat @CookieCyboid I plan to! I have so many friends over there, y'all included! It's absolutely a when, not an if 💕💕💕" @TransKayleigh wow we have so much in common! :3 @TransKayleigh as someone who hates jello: fuk u D:< @norintha I can't really overstate how infuriated this makes me. They want to break up our community? Maybe every last one of us should block them so they don't get our community. Seems only fair. I'm already blocked though. "Still an open invitation! It's TODAY, Monday the 17th! Show up if you can! 💕" "My sleep schedule is ""stay up till 2"" Doesn't matter if I got 3 hours of sleep the previous night. Stay up till 2 Why" "Love that my new phone not only shows the voicemail number as opposed to the number that called me and left a voicemail, but also incessantly reminds me with push notifications about it if I don't listen to it right away Used to be able to completely avoid scam calls now I can't" Can't really turn off my scumbag brain telling me I ruined my chances with her by going to fast 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 @Fishing4Control *that Gen Stupid autocorrect "@Fishing4Control I'll fight you to defend Gen V's honor. That have revitalized my hope in the franchise as far as compelling Pokemon designs I loved. IV was a bit of a letdown tho, true." "I... had a really rough moment a couple nights ago where I said I loved her and she basically said she wasn't ready for that kind of talk. I still feel like I acted really stupidly for saying it. Her response was valid, but it kinda fucked me up. I need to do better." @Calliethulhu same hat! I gotta be awake in four and a half hours! 🙃 "I've done my best not to be clingy around her. I think I'm doing a good job, tho I constantly worry it's coming off as distant or uninterested. I feel very silly given whatever our relationship is only started a few days ago but I stress over making the people I care about happy" @ScribbledSmut hdfjksaghfjlsjkg "@ScribbledSmut it's sexy bullying, completely different *nods*" "@ScribbledSmut oof, right in the exactly my kink x.x" "@gwen_no_fear I'm having a similar rough time with someone special to me. I'm so sorry, Violet 💕" @MaiaFranklyn Just checked and you're right! And now I can confirm once again: You cute as fuck @tinybird420 huge mood "@burnsbabe Hearing that even ten years in there can be changes, however slight, is exciting to hear!" "@DevourerRose Counter-counter-point: That's because most soup has chunks of solid food in it. Chunky cum brings us right back to squick territory D: Plus I hedged my bets by saying ""in general""" @MaiaFranklyn I can't remember if I've seen a selfie of you or not but if these dolls are any indication: 😍😍😍 @FrigidElfChild @Calliethulhu i'm sure the joke would've been cheesy anyway @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss so pretty 😍😍😍 "Make no mistake, I still have an AMAB body. I'm just noticing the very slight ways in which HRT has reshaped it. And I'll take what I can get, frankly." "Also the fat near my hips, thighs and butt are sloooooooooowly looking a bit more like how I'd like them, thank fuck. Hopefully that's indicative of how my third year of HRT is gonna go." chompf those cummies *shudders as her face turns green* "In general, you ""eat"" is reserved for foods that are solid, or at least mostly solid (eg, jello) Similarly, you ""drink"" things that are liquid. Which is why saying you're ""eating"" cum squicks me out so fucking much." My shoulders are still wider than I'd like (and are gonna stay that way) but I've noticed lately that I've lost enough muscle mass (or maybe fat? I was never super muscular or anything) that my shoulders look a tad bonier which looks very femme to me. Small victories. @lisaquestions oh hey one of my biggest fears as a trans woman 🙃 "@Estrace666 I'm sorry for upsetting you. But I'm not going to lie to you. Next time I'll refrain from commenting. Like I said, I know it doesn't help, but I said it because I know it's honest, even if I also know I can't convince you of that." "Me: Alright, I need to be up at 5am tomorrow for the alpaca shearing. My insomnia: hahahaha good fucking luck with that, buddy" @nyaakat almost like resistance is futile 🤔 "@XylariaVG @SixArmedSweater @AmazonChique And if we grant the idea that minorities needn't be worried about, we're just inviting fascism to take root." @CookieCyboid @nyaakat Person at the UK border: So why are you visiting? Me: I need to experience the silly noises in person. "@Estrace666 Dysphoria never fights fair :/ I know this doesn't change anything, but I would be remiss if I didn't mention I think your body looks beautiful and downright kissable 💕" @burnsbabe @gwen_no_fear I think this is a really simple case of a trans woman venerating femininity (and specifically cis femininity) to an extremely unhealthy degree. "I give up, I can't find Waldo. This one's a tough one." "@gwen_no_fear @DxGGEAUX how weird, i'm not even a little bit surprised" "@quatoria @emuchaton they charged full price, what the fuck" "@quatoria @emuchaton away from the place, i don't belong" @tinybird420 yeah i bet she is @gwen_no_fear Today's been rough for me anyway and this certainly didn't help. "@gwen_no_fear This might sound odd and I'm having trouble expressing it properly, but I kind of don't believe it even happened. I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm saying I literally cannot believe it. It sounds like something only the most evil of TERFs would make up." @tinybird420 was she making these takes during occupy wall street i wonder? say what you will about that movement but even a bunch of liberals where in support of it @Kate_Bunni That's a really good way to think of it! I'll have to remember that one. "@Djinnkitty Yep! Whatever it is that trans women experience pre-transition, it by definition cannot be the exact same thing cis men experience. That's the solution to all this. What makes it complicated is we don't have better terms for these things." "@Kate_Bunni I think it makes sense to say that some trans women experienced something akin to male privilege pre-transition, but calling it ""male privilege"" is lumping us in with cis men, which is inherently transphobic. A better model is needed to discuss this." @Djinnkitty It's a really complicated subject that requires a lot of careful nuance to navigate. Most people just want to make declarative statements about it and then argue with anyone who doesn't agree. Btw just in case the context is needed: Last year Andrea kickstarted a huge wave of discourse by declaring that all trans women have male privilege pre-transition. This is what I have to say to that: https://t.co/XWodIdm7PB @KylynnIt Hey we don't know each other but this popped up on my feed and I wanted to say CONGRATS OMG 💕💕💕 "I actually remember venerating femininity before I realized I was trans. I had this deep sense of confusion when I met trans men. ""Why would you give that up?"" I'd think. I never shared it, though. And then I transitioned & grew as a person. To much to ask of Andrea, I guess." "I would think that trans men have a unique perspective on how damaging toxic masculinity can be compared to cis men, which can give them the upper hand in not being trash. But nah, I guess the only real question worth asking about gender is who got contaminated by maleness." "So trans men are trash the second they come out, presumably. But a trans woman who just came out? Well she has male privilege, of course. Cis women are the only good people in her eyes, I guess. Y'know I don't think the TERFs will let you into their club, Andrea. https://t.co/VBc4PPYK1J" "@gwen_no_fear Not to veer completely out of my lane but I would argue that cis men are, on average, way more trash than trans men because trans men, like all trans people, have a much better understanding of gender and in particular, how shitty toxic masculinity can be." "@gwen_no_fear Like not to harp on this but it's breaking my brain. Let's imagine a trans man who JUST came out. To himself. Literally just hatched. He's trash? How? It can't be the socialization that also supposedly gives all trans women ""male privilege"" pre-transition, can it?" @KittenFemme @gwen_no_fear Yeah that too. Seriously is she even a little bit okay? "@gwen_no_fear So I'm wondering if she thinks just everyone, regardless of gender, is trash because they either were or are men." "@gwen_no_fear Not the point of your thread but I don't have the spoons to quote tweet or screenshot: In regards to the last tweet in her thread: Isn't she the bitch who started a HUGE round of ""Do trans women have male privilege"" discourse last year that even dragged in Natalie Wynn?" @Hbomberguy I have that on my Wii of all places. I think it was the only contemporary game I downloaded on that console. @neondreamgirl i do that too except then i throw the bananas away "@OniLinkPlus @Fishing4Control Getting started is EXTREMELY hard. People think we're rolling in money and while yeah we had a fair amount to fund startup costs, life while you're starting up is stressful and tight." "@AmazonChique ""Who cares about that minority, they're a minority!"" is a depressingly common galaxy-brained take from people who don't understand some of the most basic, fundamental shit about society." @Kate_Bunni whatever @Fishing4Control The plan with the ranch is to eventually upgrade to a place with like 25 bedrooms and a Canadian affiliate ranch so we can escape the country if it gets bad (Canada doesn't have to be the end goal there either). We're preparing for inevitable disaster. "@Fishing4Control I don't have kids and I don't plan to have any. I'll do anything I can to help if someone points to real change I can contribute to, but otherwise I'm just hunkering down and hoping I got another 60 years, and that that 60 years are mostly not nightmarish." "@Fishing4Control Part of this is who I choose to surround myself with, but almost every anarchist I know is also trans and queer. Even if we did all agree what needed to be done, we have very little power and are losing more each day. So I just try not to think about it." "@Fishing4Control I wrote this assuming you meant liberal, not libertarian I'll be honest I don't think enough of us agree on what should be done to actually stop the worst of it. I think the first step kinda has to be getting rid of capitalism, but I think that's near impossible at this point" "@Fishing4Control whatever the answer is, it won't work, so go ahead and have that crisis" @Fishing4Control cishets are extraordinarily good at ruining kink "@Kate_Bunni weirdly as much sex as there was going on, there wasn't a lot of butt stuff lol" [cw drugs] don't you hate it when you TRY to be a good stoner and keep track of your weed pen while rolling on molly but then the next morning it's just completely fucking gone??? the pen is no longer on this plane of existence wtf did i do with it @Fishing4Control Pretty sure most of the movies depicting as not a shithole are several decades old? @Q3w3e3 Same. https://t.co/9JVsf30nli @nyaakat Sounds pretty on-brand for most of your polycule (at least the parts of it that I follow) :P @nyaakat Boop beep! ^w^ @nyaakat Absolutely! I'm never as cruel to anyone as I am to myself. self loathing today fucking hate myself I don't have the emotional energy to fight that feeling. There's just too much today. "@QuestForTori @thebayleerenee By ""hasn't cared to cater to"" (which is where I think you're inferring ""lazy"" from?) I meant that it doesn't seem like a priority in their design. Multiplayer battles are a staple of the series, but because balancing it is impossible, it isn't a priority, if that makes sense?" @QuestForTori @thebayleerenee That wasn't what I meant at all Tori I'm so sorry I misworded it. I admire the hell out of what you do for a living and I know this is your area of expertise. I'm not upset at anyone. I don't think anyone is being lazy. I should've been more careful with my words I'm so sorry @QuestForTori @thebayleerenee Which is why I reject the argument that this is getting done for balance reasons. It's being done because 800 Pokemon is a lot and they only have so many devs. I'm really sorry we keep talking past each other. I'm not mad or anything :/ "@QuestForTori @thebayleerenee I never said they were lazy nor that they weren't trying. I agree, it's damn near impossible to balance that many game pieces." hot take but: girls crushing on girls thousands and thousands of miles away because my sapphic ass hates itself I guess 🤷 "@gwen_no_fear (no idea why I started that with ""I'll let honest."" Today's been a day)" @gwen_no_fear @animatedtext you should we all should "@gwen_no_fear I'll let honest and say I'm assuming by ""eat"" you mean ""bury""? Because it's such a mood. Today specifically :/" @gwen_no_fear oh you too? hey I think I got bingo D: @Yumi_Sparkles @CuddlePotato Unless I'm thinking of a third kind? Not sure @Yumi_Sparkles @CuddlePotato I've heard that version can be less safe than the more basic kind. "@zoe_trashgoblin American possums are still uglier, tho :P" "@zoe_trashgoblin American possums are the ugly ones of the two, tho" @lisaquestions MCTD? @zoe_trashgoblin I'm gonna assume the lewdness in that request was intentional~ @lisaquestions It's equal parts hilarious and infuriating "@zoe_trashgoblin That's fair. I do too. But I really like trans girls butts, okay? Even ones for whom the owner wishes it was rounder 💕" @Calliethulhu heck >///////> @zoe_trashgoblin hell yeah it did :3 also your butt's already perfect didn't you read my tweet? :P @sillygaymiria Good! :D hot take but trans girl butts: literally perfect "@CookieCyboid I mean, cute butt so... success?" I'm furious I only just learned about this and that the wrong side won D:< @OfVick I definitely felt that too. I NEVER related to straight men in regards to how they talked about dating and loving women. @thebayleerenee @QuestForTori wow that sounds so balanced :P "@thebayleerenee @QuestForTori Because the sense I get is they've known it couldn't be properly balanced for most of the series now, but players make do with the messy meta as it was being created and grew." @thebayleerenee @QuestForTori Okay but I'd still like an answer to this question. Are y'all saying Gen VII was perfectly balanced at 800+ Pokemon but 900+ would be exactly too much? https://t.co/g2QrPUFTa5 @lukanicoletta Can't wait to get GRS. Hopefully next year. I'm on a waiting list but I don't have a surgery date yet. @SeanWithersDraw thank you but I was more referring to the libido increasing part of prog I should have been more specific "@QuestForTori But even if I'm wrong about her in particular, there are just inevitably going to be Pokemon that fall through the cracks. Pokemon less popular than others. Pokemon that keep getting added to the ""maybe next Gen"" list until they have to do another big reset for the Switch 2" @QuestForTori Jynx @QuestForTori Like what Gen were the Pokemon balanced in? Honest question. "@QuestForTori lol not that I follow competitive Pokemon battling very much, but I've gotten the district impression that Game Freak hasn't cared to (or really been reasonably able to) cater to that audience/balance for that audience in basically forever?" @behsss Heck you're cute 💕 Wish progesterone worked as well on me as it does with other trans girls :/ @QuestForTori I agree that this was inevitable. But you opened these replies by telling me you don't think what I said is going to happen @QuestForTori I feel like you're kind of arguing two opposing things at once here? @QuestForTori I reject the balance argument. Regional Dexes took care of that. No game has had every Pokemon at once. That's never been an issue before and it's not now. They could just do what they did in Gen V and not allow ANY Pokemon from older gens until you beat it. Problem solved. "@TimonicWulfgar I think at the very least then it's a huge failure on their part for not confirming this up front. As fans we now have to operate on the assumption that most of the current Pokemon won't be usable in Gen 8, possibly ever again, and that's entirely because of lack of communication" @MapleReam eternal mood x.x @gwen_no_fear Nooooooo D: @TimonicWulfgar But when does it stop? Every new console generation they're going to need a huge team of devs to model hundreds upon hundreds of old characters. That's just going to be an ever increasing load of work. Work that could be done on new content. @TimonicWulfgar I sincerely hope you're right "It just kinda fucks me up that any given Pokemon right now, possibly your favorite, possibly one you just bought a toy of, might have had their last appearance in the series already. Forever." @TheBlairSwitch That's heartbreaking omg :/ "Look at all those triggers! I LOVE it when my opponent lets me set this stuff up lol (two Cruel Celebrants and one vampire token had died in that combat, and there's an Epicure of Blood just chilling there making everything ugly) https://t.co/96rXeZKIyC" @pixeljadeart @egoraptor It's the only possible explanation! :D let papyrus say fuck "@Kaelyrhn lol I just realized where our initial miscommunication came from and it was just me being high and not remembering what my own tweet said uhhhhh I kinda started writing a big long response but I dunno how detailed you want me to go, heh >.>" @sillygaymiria Your conversion kit is on its way :3 "@a_alice_nsfw Even if they had 100% success rates and you always found the artist for any art you threw in, it's still horrendously rude not to credit the artist, ESPECIALLY if finding out who it was is really that easy." @XylariaVG I'm sorry *hugs* "Or at least, I remember SO MUCH of that. I feel like that's significant and probably telling." this was my childhood :/ @Lewd_Go_Round_ I think so too! I just also think we're both in the minority with that lol "Thank you for indulging me while I ramble about animation for a short thread. Tweets with YouTube videos usually get very little engagement, but I really wanted to put my thoughts on this neat piece of art into words." @Kaelyrhn I would enjoy explaining if you want me to :3 "Like all good body horror it walks this razor's edge between beautiful and extremely upsetting to me. Most of this video is comprised of downright nightmarish visuals, but I'm still transfixed." "I could be 100% wrong about all that, btw. I guess(???) this could be possible with actual stop motion puppets, but a lot of those shots would be extremely difficult. Could be a mix of both, but it'd be far easier to do it all in a computer." "What's REALLY interesting though is I think they might have also used motion capture? Which on a meta level fascinates me to no end. Humans danced for a computer, who then turned them into puppets. Stop motion capture." "I'm pretty sure this is CGI pretending to be stop motion. I used to be a snob about that kind of thing but now I figure that if you've successfully replicated an animation style, you've made successful art. The SPIRIT of stop motion can be replicated extremely well with CGI." "This was the music video I was trying to find last night, btw. Y'all were no help, lol. Content warning for what I guess I'd define as body horror? https://t.co/lWBGD0QsAG" "@recursive I don't normally use the Kinsey scale, but pre-transition I was a 0 in practice, constantly wondering if I was a 1, and now after transitioning I'm pretty sure I'm 6, lol" This is a really informative thread hey same @a_alice_nsfw @tiptransformed I came out when I was 29 and I knew being trans (AND being a trans lesbian) was a thing at a very early age. Still took forever :/ "I don't draw nearly as much as I'd like to and should, but in case you didn't know: I'm a digital artist. And disrespecting artists is a really big pet peeve of mine. Fuck that asshole." "@a_alice_nsfw I tried the bi label for a bit. Never came out as bi, but I tried it on in my own head. Still didn't like boys. I often said about my sexuality: ""I like girls and I like dicks. I dunno what that means.""" "It's one thing to know that reverse image search exists, it's another to stress test it. I NEVER share art unless I can find who drew it. And I gotta say the success rate on google image search is like, 60% at best." "Jesus christ, fuck Elon Musk As someone who tries to find the artist to art I find randomly online OFTEN, no you can't always find the artist in seconds. Reverse image search doesn't always bring back relevant results. I get the impression he's never actually tried that." @aluminumcuffs Absolutely!! @sillygaymiria hheck >//////> @Lunar_Opals Saaaaaaaame. I'm worried I'm too clingy. I really hope my efforts to give her space (yes I'm talking about someone in particular in this case) have worked in the way they needed to. And I don't mean for that to come off as a brag. My heart is open but I can never close it. It's hurt me a lot. "I'm absolutely the stereotypical lesbian that is ready to say we're dating and in love after only a couple days and I need to get better at putting the breaks on that for people who need that. It's an understandable request, to go slow. My heart is just always open." "@tiptransformed My parents worried I might be gay. They weren't overtly homophobic, but they did worry I'd get beat up in school for it." "@crossfire641 I do sometimes wonder if my specific sexuality is loving trans girls in particular, lol. If I had the opportunity to have sex with one before I transitioned I wonder I would've had similar thoughts." "I ALSO wished I could be a lesbian, but weirdly that wish was a separate concept in my mind. My ""I should be gay"" thought was gender-agnostic, so to speak." "@GateGuardian87 I almost dated a boy back in 2008, but it never felt completely right and it also never really became a thing because I said something to the effect of I wanted to ""experiment"" with him and I'm sure he was not into being some straight boy's ""experiment.""" "@crossfire641 I did too! But somehow that desire and the sense that ""I should be gay"" were two different thoughts in my mind." "This unshakable sense that my sexuality was ""loving another like myself"" yet being unable to sort out how that could possibly be true. Until I transitioned. I think sexuality euphoria is absolutely a thing." "@HTHRFLWRS I would go so far as to say it's always a symptom, but I understand wanting to avoid speaking in absolutes." @Kaelyrhn What are you confused about? I'm not sure how else to explain it. "@Kaelyrhn We don't know yet. We just know only Pokemon found in the Galar Pokedex will be allowed into Gen VIII. Presumably this will include SOME old Pokemon, but the total probably won't be more than 200 like in most Pokemon games." "Was I the only trans girl egg who for years and years had this persistent sense deep down that I ""should"" be gay despite knowing I wasn't into men? That all makes way more sense now lol" "I saw a tweet from someone who rightly pointed out that at SOME POINT (at least during console upgrades) there has to be a cut-off for Pokemon. Nearly 1,000 Pokemon to model. It's a lot. That said: I'm still being told my main draw to the series is being retired. And that sucks." "Nintendo, loud and clear: ""Stop obsessively collecting every Pokemon and playing Animal Crossing the way you want."" Really getting more and more upset the more I learn about these upcoming games." @APrivateRobin GOOD DOGGO :3 @upandoutcomic Happy birthday Julia! 💕 @APrivateRobin you should know this picture is extremely cute :3 @Kaelyrhn I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING @KaseboyAdvance I'm a lesbian and I completely agree. @Fishing4Control but you dog @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu You're not the only one. You kinda need to be a specific level of weeb to know it isn't an inherently pornographic term @FrigidElfChild how about a picture of you in panties and nothing else :3 @FrigidElfChild how lewd we talking @emuchaton Hell yeah! https://t.co/AgotvazwvL "@trgrrl he's a landlord, he gets the guillotine too" @RhymesWithSheRa LEWD but yes 👀👀👀 think wanna do gay things with her like smooch 👀 @QuestForTori understandable tbh I'M SO GAY FOR THIS GIRL OKAY @ItsLeilaBB BANJO IS A PROUD HE/HIM LESBIAN Of fucking course Kazooie is a lesbian she's made of almost entirely sapphic energy @APrivateRobin That's a really cute puppy tail omg 💕 @gwen_no_fear Same! If I've ever asked that question it was REALLY EARLY in my transition lol. "@gwen_no_fear I mean the truth is I can usually hear when a deep voice is that of a trans woman's, even if it's one that's ""masculine"" by cis standards. So by that metric they ""pass"" to me. But I assume the question is referring to cis standards? But like, fuck cis standards. I dunno." "@gwen_no_fear Passing is such a weird thing for me because like, yeah it's a real thing but it's so subjective and for myself I fall under the same ""only 'passing' because they clocked me and aren't transphobic"" category. I don't get that question often but I'm not even sure what I'd say." @doublegearsys @MetteusAtoll I know right??? And so are you! :3 @doublegearsys @MetteusAtoll No wonder y'all were talking about how cute you both are! @MetteusAtoll @doublegearsys Is she visiting? :O Or is there an online multiplayer Stratego I don't know about? Mistress shoWED HER THIS TWEET GGFF GHFFFFFFFGRTGHHFFD @burnsbabe That's a good point! "@theonerainygirl @NicoleRN4s Oh my fuck I had that person muted (dunno who they are) but they were following me which is how they found this tweet, I'm so sorry. Blocked their ass." i'm even gay for her laugh heck @emuchaton you're just so smoochable tho! just call me a cow it's a lot less weird "the term ""hucow"" is an extremely awkward reminder that non-furries can be kinky too" @Transhockeygirl @AliceAvizandum hey same @Fishing4Control Yes Fuck you for making me think about this lol @wehpudicabok That's super cool and kinda depressing lol "Me, laying in bed after said girl comes in to kiss me gently as a way of saying good morning: Okay but like, what if I'm misreading these signals?" @doublegearsys @MetteusAtoll you both are adorable omg @DanaGoblin @elcome2ell What I'm hearing is I'm gonna have a lot of girldicks in my mouth @DanaGoblin We'll have to test this hypothesis! :3 "Me, talking with my mouth full of girlcock: I think I might be gay" @Notactuallysmol That makes me super happy to hear hell yes! "Me, immediately after making out with another trans girl: Wow gay" "Do cis gays constantly joke about how gay being gay is or is that something that comes from the unique perspective of realizing your actual gender but still dating the same gender as before? Because lemme tell ya, transbians love that joke lol" I think I might be gay "@MetteusAtoll So goddamn beautiful, babe!! 😍💕💕" @FOURLUNG I loved the first one so much I'm not sure why I haven't seen the second one yet "you ever fall for a girl who's super into music and you just want to sit in a room for hours cuddled up next to her listening to her favorite music with her? because like, that's me rn" hi im insomnia @dronkus23 @NaniteNympho Ain't that the truth damn @Zoey_1976 You seem pretty accepting of your kid so I wouldn't worry too much. It's kinda hard for me to completely sum up what I'm talking about but it really only applies to family members who don't accept us. "@FOURLUNG @JosieKendamu Me: Extra beef, please Surgeon: Miss this isn't an Arby's" "For cis family members it often feels like they think we've changed in ways we haven't, and yet stayed the same in ways we've very clearly changed." "@Zoey_1976 I've seen some trans guys mention they notice how much more visually-based their attraction to others is compared to pre-HRT. I don't know if that's super common, but it's something that can happen for sure." Also I really want a Hollow Knight tattoo but I'm not yet sure what it's gonna be. I guess I could get both given that I wanted to put it on my inner wrist. I have two of those! @EmilyGorcenski wow called out "I'm not sure if I want my Undertale tattoo to be the text ""Despite everything, it's still you"" or ""But it refused"" Second one is pretty common for UT tattoos but it's such a powerful moment. First one is especially meaningful to me as a trans person." "@Chopin_42 The attraction to guys thing hasn't happened for me and I check OFTEN, lol But everything in general has gotten re-wired. Can't imagine living any other way now :3" @Lunar_Opals Any time 💕 @Lunar_Opals Well then: You're valid 💕💕💕 "@Lunar_Opals Well you are and if you ever need reminding, I'll be here to help <3" @Lunar_Opals Absolutely! (I'm usually TERRIBLE at noticing eye color. That's how transfixed [heh] I was) "Now it's like, yeah obviously there are visual elements that I find attractive but it's small things I notice more easily now that aren't inherently sexual. I fell for a girl recently in part because of her GORGEOUS brown eyes. That's never happened before, certainly not pre-HRT" "Attraction and lust on testosterone, at least for me, was so visually-based that it was easy to ruin the mood if something visually wasn't lining up exactly with what I found attractive at the time." Now I see the features that make trans girls unique from cis girls and it's just all so pretty??? I don't know how to explain it??? "Whereas now I wish I could go back in time, slap my past self to knock some sense into her, and scream, ""EVEN IF THAT'S TRUE THAT'S A HELL OF A DEAL, TRUST ME GODDAMN""" "Not that I found trans girls UNattractive or anything? But I remember being so much more hyper-focused on physical attributes in such a way where I worried I'd ""only"" be able to date trans girls after transitioning and that my relative lack of attraction would make that suck." "I really wasn't as turned on by trans girls to the point that I become a blushy, crushy mess every time I see/meet a new one until I started HRT. Sexuality is real weird." @CuddlePotato @Jennimason0990 ^ "@xxviios So like, because people are sleeping in this house it would be a bit of a hassle? I'm just gonna have to wait until tomorrow morning anyway lol" "@CuddlePotato @Jennimason0990 we need something like Reddit's ""the narwhal bacons at midnight"" but like, way cooler and not embarrassing" "(also this is unrelated but she's ridiculously pretty but then again i do this gay crushing with like, sooooooooo many trans girls)" "@Jennimason0990 Not a bad idea, tbh!" @Jennimason0990 CUTE "@Jennimason0990 Yeah most interactions with trans women I have IRL are just silently acknowledging each other. No one wants to out the other in case they're stealth. Which I get and fully support, but it's kind of a bummer sometimes :/" "Looked up their Twitter and a bunch of my trans friends are following her, and then later in the stream she happened to mention she was trans so my transdar is well-calibrated lol" There's a guest Giant Bomb often has on their E3 streams that I've just silently assumed was trans for years now but I didn't feel right snooping too much to find out. @bexslc @sillygaymiria Yeah that entire trilogy should've been a hard PG-13 (the American equivalent). recently tested my transdar and seems to be in working order @JosieKendamu @FOURLUNG i have a lot of sack they better use it all D:< this is a very pretty soft fren i must own @FOURLUNG huge mood but i'm taking what i can get :V "Like they were sealed into another dimension by the goddesses for fucking with dark magic. Seems pretty fitting (for a god, anyway) to corrupt the entire race." I approve the implied idea here of retconning the Twili into naturally being gremlins @ScribbledSmut *smashes fists through table* WHY ISN'T THIS ALREADY A THINGG @Fishing4Control @sillygaymiria Same hat! :D https://t.co/fzZ5x62jYV @sillygaymiria wow mood "anyone have that line graph meme where it tracks how sapphic sex usually goes and it goes up and down and then backwards and loop-de-loops in on itself with text like ""is this still sex?"" that should really be in my queer memes folder but it sadly is not" @ClockworkQTDoll It really does! @totallyhealthie i am a walking gay disaster meme D: that's not a lesbian disaster meme it literally just happened D: "Me, after having hours of sex with a girl and then spending the entire next day cuddling and kissing her off and on: But like, does she LIKE me like me?" @lara_santaella @sillygaymiria NICE @sillygaymiria OH WAIT MY DAD ALSO SHOWED ME ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW AROUND THE SAME TIME I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE WAS FIRST LOL "@VerafiedBabe @sillygaymiria It was VERY out of character for my mom to let me watch movies before the rating said I was supposed to, but The Matrix was a special movie for my dad and I, who died in 2001. But she didn't want to watch Reloaded so I had to wait until it was on DVD :/" "@VerafiedBabe @sillygaymiria Yep! I tried to go to Reloaded in theaters but I was 16 at the time. Literally a year too young to be let in. My mom even tried to say it was okay at the ticket box, but the rules were she'd have to see it with me." @sillygaymiria My dad showed me The Matrix when I was about 13 or so. (Which I'm like 90% sure was rated R but you'd be surprised how hard of a time I'm having trying to verify that...) @Triclilith I had a feeling you might have :P "That means it's yours too, @Triclilith :P" Heck I almost forgot today's my two year HRT anniversary! @Hypnothulhu HEY GUESS WHAT I HAVE A FACE :333 @Calliethulhu hhhhg @Hypnothulhu if you happen to need a new chair i might know a face >/////> @Calliethulhu You're so fucking gorgeous and I wanna smooch you :3 @Flailmorpho_ @the1janitor is that an mtg joke because my brother and I have the same one Her eyes. Her eyes alone make me melt. This is the level of gay we're dealing with. i GUESS we'll just have to have another one can you be believe we had a four hour foursome and we forgot to eat any ass or pee on anyone??? smdh @Fishing4Control how is this even a question an egg Nothing quite as hot or confidence-boosting as feeling desired by someone you're also crushing on hard 😍💕 feel pretty cute today ✨ https://t.co/Y5GjsMGuNE This girl is moving in and she's so cute and I just keep kissing her and I'm so gaaaaaaay "I'm so fucking gay, y'all" "Also I was able to work past my genital dysphoria during all of that which meant it was WAAAAAY more fun than it normally would've been. It's so much better when I can picture it being a clit and not a cock, you know? Was able to have that all night :3" "@supposedlcooper They're five minimum, because ""fivesome"" isn't a word imo But I still call foursomes orgies to make it sound sexier :P" (and she gives REALLY good head :3c) @lumpen_rose drugs :P "You ever had a four hour orgy with three other gorgeous women where you have like, 25+ (I lost count) full-body orgasms? Because that was my night last night :333" ATTENTION: @Nixie_Stern is really hecking cute :3 rollin' rollin' rollin' @CatkinsLap If you head just a bit west before you hit Fort Collins you can stop and see us :3 "But between this and Pokemon SwSh cutting back on how many Pokemon the series is going to allow, I can't help but feel like Nintendo keeps telling me as a player ""You're playing our games wrong."" Despite these features I enjoyed being programmed by them in the first place." "Perhaps an unpopular opinion but i think save scumming in games like this should continue to be allowed. I honestly thought Mr. Resetti was a really smart idea. You trade a bit of cheating by having to listen to him. Didn't think it was meant to actually dissuade you, but..." @JenApparently Yeah I figured this was related to your TFWiki entry you tweeted about earlier! That's really cool! @JenApparently I didn't know that backstory was retconned! I say this too often but I need to actually read the IDW series. bigoted christians will complain that we stole the rainbow from their god while ignoring the much more logical conclusion that their god is gay as hell "love just existing as a queer person, something i don't have any control over, and being labeled as ""political"" and ""tyrannical""" alternate tweet: god's promise to ligma We stole it from your god because we are more powerful than him. "@MaiaFranklyn @machtackle You get used to it. Almost nowhere in the states has 10% or more as sales tax, so I just move the decimal point over in the price and I know that if I have that, I have more than enough. We could just list the ACTUAL price of things, but we don't 🙃" "@machtackle @MaiaFranklyn It's so much money but at least Siege is putting in the work to show you where that money's going. I mean in a couple years they'll roll that back, but for now I feel like I'm getting my money's worth! :D" "@machtackle Nah, I agree. But honestly our view of money is completely skewed anyway because no one's getting paid a fair wage." @Calliethulhu whomst among us "@trgrrl waluigi, luigi, wario the trifecta of the only good plumbers" @emuchaton wait a sec i'm a pal @emuchaton 32 and no one ever believes me lol gonna schlorp that gooigi @AppleChipsTVG @ancomrade And Colorado "@flowercrownderg It was such a huge misstep to try to translate the ""realistic"" designs of the movies back into simplified forms for the plushies. The Pokemon designs already translate perfectly into a plushie aesthetic. I don't get why they messed with what already worked." @cryyptorchiid @LordRoto @WitchsHex I hadn't heard that. Then it's good to know I don't need to spend anymore money on the series. Thank you. I'm getting really tired of needing to use Paint to take my screenshots. The jpeg is so intense in this picture. It's awful D: Someone bug me to reinstall Photoshop on this PC sometime :/ I painted this person into such a tight corner that they cast shock on THEMSELVES. I love Elenda so much! https://t.co/RntjXKL00H @DevourerRose Practice if you can! The myspace angle can really help on dysphoric days @MintDragoness That I group together with stuff like the various Rotom forms. Gimmicks unique to a single Pokemon or small group of Pokemon that they kinda have to offer the items for in later Gens. I mean now that they're limiting which Pokemon transfer over maybe that'll be less true too. @ValnarDragoness oh awesome literally the least interesting of these gimmicks that they keep needing to replace is the one that's finally gonna return fucking lol "@DevourerRose When all else fails, use the myspace angle. Shoot selfies from a higher angle and they turn out much better! But this picture does in fact confirm that you're cute af so maybe you don't need this advice :3" @StebMcDreb Now you're getting it! :/ @JenApparently THAT'S SO COOL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU JEN UPDATE: The rest of the Beanies have arrived!!!! 💕💕💕💕 COULD THIS ACTUALLY BE TOO MANY FRIENDS???? https://t.co/pZMkwXRx4q @KittenFemme I wanna make a joke about how I wonder if we're talking about the same discourse but experience tells me we're actually probably not because there's always like ten terrible discourses going at once @Fishing4Control @AdequateEmily BUNCHA CUTIES IT LOOKS LIKE You ever see discourse that irks you so much that you really wanna vent about it but you know that'll just make it worse? Yeah. I've learned to fight those urges but I'm not always great at it. @theonerainygirl often @naomi_t_81 That's the year I came out too! Your glowup is incredible! 💕 "@aoifemrtn if you told me that was the face of one of those ""cartoon character in a suit youtube personalities whose entire shtick is screaming about sjws"" i'd believe you" @flowercrownderg I'm going back and forth on it. I can't really overstate how much keeping a living pokedex over the past decade and a half has been the main reason I return the series. @shaun_jen this. Especially when the cut off was ONE WORD like it is above? What is this? Why did you do this? Just edit a little bit! @shaun_jen I've never had a thread-length through I wanted to share on Twitter that couldn't be broken up into self-contained tweets. It just takes a small bit of editing and maybe Twitter's threading tool. It's frustrating seeing a great thread with tweets I want to share that end like @LewdEmmaDam SUPER FAIR I FEEL SIMILARLY AAAAAA D: "@LewdEmmaDam Would love to have the courage to reply with ""Give me a detailed description of your genitals before we continue. It's only fair.""" @PrissyOrcGF we all know it's a plot by piss sluts to make cuties pee more @fangirlscreamo I was hoping someone would say Ariel! :3 WAIT DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE GETTING A BANJO-KAZOOIE AMIIBO??? :O OKAY. Which princess am I? :3 https://t.co/J3XXJD0bqT @suchnerve speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @sillygaymiria o-oh! hi~ :3 @FOURLUNG true facts! @cyberslutfaye @BoringNerdyKate if it is I have it too >.> @machtackle Honestly it's more like that box the 11th Doctor was locked in for centuries or whatever in that one episode @nyaakat literally me @ACrimsonSun hheck this sure is a nice thread >/////> "@WitchsHex I just hope they include the old Pokemon eventually. I've been keeping a living dex for 15 years and painstakingly moved them from gen to gen. I don't think they're lazy, but I hope to one day bring my collection into a Pokemon game again." transition goals @aliceincamera eternal mood x.x @SeanWithersDraw like both my ID and my passport say Kathryn @SeanWithersDraw Yeah and I changed my name legally last December and she knows that. "It was probably a mistake on USPS's end, but it still seems like my mom wrote my name as ""KM [lastname]"" which feels petty and hurtful to me." Given that my mom still deadnames me this reads as kinda shitty to me "For some reason my mom shipped those Beanie Babies to me and had the following nonsense listed as my name: KM, [lastname] [lastname] K&M [address] My first and middle initials are KM and were before I changed them too, but this is still weird as fuck?" @ToniQueene LOL I was gonna say fusions before I thought of fatalities and figured it'd be funnier @norintha wow way to be little on main """Let's see, we did digivolutions, extra powerful moves, giant pokemon... and since we can't ever bring these ideas back or expand upon them in any meaningful way... uhhhh maybe fatalities?""" "good to know these new gimmicks will continue to get abandoned and get less and less interesting as they run out of new ideas with each successive gen no huge loss for me, I barely ever used z-moves or mega evolutions" "@rookiewompus I mean, I'm betting it'll be in SwSh, but no one can say for certain at this point." "@rookiewompus Exactly. So I think that points to future plans to include every Pokemon. Also, I was reminded by a friend of mine that Gen VII didn't allow Pokemon Bank functionality at its initial release. I think it took a few months? So this has a precedent." "@rookiewompus They're absolutely going to shut down Bank in the future. That goes without saying. And sure, they COULD let you transfer something like 600 ""dead"" Pokemon you can never, ever use no matter how many more Gens they make for the Switch... but why on earth would they do that? :P" "@DevourerRose For some collectors like me, Pokemon has been a live service for YEARS now. Pokemon Bank has become essential for me ever since I expanded my Living Dex to include all (or at least as many as I can get) forms." @BoringNerdyKate just a super swell idea wanna smooch g i r l s "@DevourerRose I was way angrier about it until I thought about it for a little bit. The fact that they're letting you transfer all Pokemon from Bank to Home, and that it's a one way trip, means they'll have to allow every Pokemon at some point." "And no, I don't think the Matrix sequels were very good. There's a lot of improvement to be made. Just not from a cis man." "Also, released during Pride month. Not a good look." "I usually love this guy's videos, but I'm never watching this lol I don't need to know how some cis dude would've changed something two trans women made. https://t.co/hbmgndlajQ" And there's another two similarly-sized packages arriving!! <3 SO MANY FRIENDS https://t.co/SxaZmBxKFe @ChastityQueer I could maybe help hheck >////> received a VERY important package today!! :3 https://t.co/UHbYCo5UsO "@TheSecretCallie Basically what I suspected, which is nice. The rest of the game tho sounds like a trash fire." @TheSecretCallie I haven't seen the artist's explanation. What did they say? "@ACrimsonSun (also me, i'd like to fuck a mom >////>)" "@ACrimsonSun I MIGHT be biased given I started HRT just a few weeks after turning 30, but in my opinion 30 is the best decade :3" "And apparently all five of our cats feel ""no stairs to go up > clean box"" so excuse me if I don't have much sympathy for their cleanliness lol" "The only reason there needs to be a spare litter box downstairs is because Midna, our new kitten, has told us in no uncertain terms that despite being fully capable of going upstairs, she'd sooner shit in our bed than do that." "Veterinarians: Make sure to clean your cats' litter boxes regularly! A dirty litter box can cause a ton of unneeded stress! My five dumbass cats: We COULD use the much cleaner litter boxes upstairs, but the one in the kitchen ISN'T up a flight of stairs so let's use that!" "@blattarieva We have that for cases in which the blocked person was following the person who blocked them, at least. It's called @unfollowbugbot" @kara_huffman @_gabrielpicolo Mimi is literally perfect what's there to hate? D:< @_imperialpurple One of the few shows where I actually enjoyed the cishet romances almost as much as the queer ones I've read that mind control story Many times what a remarkably horny game goals "@Bestorb I completely agree! Fantastic game, but it didn't feel very Zelda most of the time. If they add that feeling back in, the sequel could easily be my new favorite Zelda." "@cams_symphony The plan is to start keeping bees in part for that very reason, actually!" "As one of the rare unicorns who was disappointed by BotW but considers Majora's Mask the best Zelda game, I'm now way more interested for this sequel than I was previously." "Calling it now: Geno will be added to Smash Ultimate Thinking about all the ""No way in hell"" character's we've already gotten, AND his Mii Fighter costume in Smash 4, it's a matter of when not if." @Fishing4Control accurate description of how it feels to take off a bra @FOURLUNG noted youth @FOURLUNG how do you do fellow youth "@behsss Can confirm, we have like 15 of those on our ranch. I know a baby alpaca when I see one :3" @gwen_no_fear I was starting to worry about you! I hate that I have to take stock of all my friends online every goddamn day because I don't know who's going to be suspended or banned for defending themselves next. The Homestar Runner people have been uploading random old videos to their YouTube channel for the past few years now and it's neat to have these in my subscriptions. "Okay, few things: - I've loved singing/quoting this song for like 15 years - I had no idea Da Vinci's Notebook sang it - Why did they upload this with a clearly placeholder title lol https://t.co/BYZqHZoBq8" @Fishing4Control okay but like I was 13 in 2000 and Toonami was my fucking jam just let me have this @stridernfs Yeah it's actually a pretty smart way to run the game but if I'm being honest I find it personally frustrating because I'm selfish lol I have the distinct feeling that match making in MtG Arena is less about number of wins vs losses and more to do with how many rare & mythic cards you have in the deck you're playing. Like with each upgrade to my deck I'm seeing more shock lands and such from my opponents. "Seasonal allergies this year are really kicking my ass. They've added ""that drained feeling you feel when you have the flu"" to the list of symptoms x.x (This better not be an actual flu I had my flu shots dammit!)" @Fishing4Control you're a hero to us all not to be such a gay but like girls smell so damn good "@KamenSpider Maybe they're doing them in Deluxe size? If the mold is neat enough I might be on board. Also, if they design new Cybertronian alt modes for those two that might be kinda cool. No idea how Gnaw was there at the beginning of the war but whatever lol" @Calliethulhu @Fishing4Control i hate this website @trgrrl but at what cost @BugbearPancakes That's completely understandable and valid. I really don't want to sound like I think CD Pr*jekt deserve the benefit of the doubt or anything. I'm just sad this wasn't a step forward in normalizing girlbulge. @starshpgirl https://t.co/aAtvbLyxgD "Studio heads are not going to be able to understand the distinction between ""this is objectifying trans people"" and ""this is a gross perversion that has no place in our media"" You know? Not to say we shouldn't be yelling at them. I'm just sharing my frustration." "@hardcodedgame looks like a really fun place to work, heck >/////>" "People content warning it as transphobia, though... Like, yes, it is. Sure. I just wish it didn't have to go this way. There's a part of this I'd really like to see more of, and I worry a backlash might set us back. I dunno. Still forming my thoughts. Might take this all back." "@bulbafren Yeah, aside from it coming from cis people, that's my other big issue with it. The entire in-universe ad, taken as a whole, is really gross, but the idea of a trans girl's erection being featured in a ""sex sells"" kinda ad I like, at least in theory." "I really like girldicks and I love the idea of a girldick being prominently featured in a cyberpunk video game, but I recognize that the game overall comes from a cis perspective and that context changes things. Like I really, really wish I could be in support of it, you know?" "who does seven of nine's makeup like, in-universe" @Fishing4Control @Hypnothulhu HUGE AGREE TBH @RushEloc It's true! See also: Birdo "@Calliethulhu ""Mix it up"" sounds like the phrasing of a cishet guy who wants to ""experiment"" with a trans girl." "To give y'all some idea of how much this means to me, I've had this ridiculous statue pre-ordered for like a year now: https://t.co/XFtxqsfwsd" "Somehow I was SO excited for Banjo-Kazooie in Smash I didn't even notice their final smash is going to be the Jinjonator! They're literally perfect. New main. Game of the year, all years." And I just spent hours trying to explain to some rando (ANOTHER LEFTIST QUEER PERSON) that I don't mean for anyone to extrapolate that lamenting as some sort of instructions on how other queer people should or shouldn't act or feel. I fucking hate this website. "I was lamenting the reality that, when we say that corporations should stop flying the pride flag, we have one goal in common with bigots. For different, better reasons, but still. It makes me sad *while I continue to yell at corporations to stop flying the pride flag*" I had to mute them. I don't have the strength to stop replying to someone who's only goal seems to be to insist that I think something fundamentally opposed to one of my core values. It feels like I'm being lied about. Even someone with <200 followers can get to me with that. @defaltmanifesto I renounce what I said and apologize again. I don't know what's so hard about this either. Wish you'd let me know. "@Calliethulhu I never know if I'm fat enough to have an opinion on these issues. I don't have any issue with anything you said, though. Just a thing I've thought about before and am thinking about again." Please do not track down who this is. There's a power imbalance on Twitter due to the disparity between our followers. I just need to vent. And I'm so tired. """You can repeat that you agree but it's abundantly clear you don't lol"" Just because Twitter doesn't have an edit button doesn't mean it's fair to judge me on words I've already said I worded poorly and apologized for at the exclusion of everything I say from here on out." "Like yes, I can poorly word my thoughts, or people can misunderstand, or any number of other miscommunications can occur but at a certain point if I tell you I literally have no issues with anything you're saying, I don't know what the fuck else I'm supposed to do." "Having an argument with another queer person about rainbow capitalism that's basically amounting to: Them: You think [X], but I think [Y] Me: I agree with [Y], I don't think [X] Them: But you actually do Me: I'm literally telling you I agree with you Them: It's clear we disagree" @defaltmanifesto Is there anything I could say or do that would convince you that I agree with you? Because it's starting to feel like there isn't. "@defaltmanifesto Literally nothing you've said I take issue with. That's the honest truth, I don't know what else to say." "@defaltmanifesto Once again, I've agreed with everything you've said. I don't think anyone should accept exploitation, and if that was inferred from my tweet, then my tweet was poorly worded on my part and I apologize. Thank you for clarifying all of this." put gooigi in smash you cowards @defaltmanifesto I didn't say that it should influence your desire to be exploited. I said I'm lamenting the reality of the situation. Me. Personally. I hold this disappointment in my heart & no one else has to feel it. I know you wanted a bad take to dunk on but I'm not in opposition to you. @defaltmanifesto That was my main point. "@defaltmanifesto Stopping corporations from exploiting queer people feels about as achievable as stopping capitalism itself at this point. Ideally we'd just end capitalism. Failing that, we'd stop them exploiting us. Failing that... it's an exhausting, soul-draining experience with no winning." "@defaltmanifesto I agree with that too. And I'm lamenting the fact that a lot of bigots also think that no corporation should fly a pride flag. We have different reasons, but the bigots don't care about our reasons." "@defaltmanifesto I agree. So is it fair to say that you think that no corporation should ever, in any hypothetical context, fly a pride flag?" @CelticAnarchy I legitimately cried watching that reveal. "@defaltmanifesto I completely agree (like I said I thought we might). Marginalized people will continue to be monetized wile capitalism exists, though. Until capitalism itself is dismantled, what do you propose should or shouldn't be done?" "@defaltmanifesto I would genuinely be willing to hear more, then." "@defaltmanifesto Cool. Well you can have a thread about how much you like rainbow capitalism if you want, but that's not really something I'm interested in seeing." @defaltmanifesto I think we're basically in agreement so I don't think that will be necessary. """when you say [X] is/isn't [Y], and then start the next part of your statement with BUT it's like you didn't even say the first part, unless i'm trying to take your words out of context for a hot dunk on twitter dot com""" "also shit like the second tweet being quote tweeted out of context by a fellow queer person for ""today's bad take"" really cool, honest stuff that better our community i'm a huge fan love pride month" @defaltmanifesto the rest of the thread is vocally condemning rainbow capitalism but go off Not picking a side on these issues and trying to appeal to some objective sense of fairness is the same as suggesting that maybe the bigots have some important perspective we should see. And you wonder why so many queer people are furious at your rainbow capitalism. "The first Pride WAS a riot. Because cisheteronormative society will not grant us equality on its own It needs to be forced to deal with us. When you let bigots speak freely on your platform & silence their targets when they try to defend themselves, you are hindering that force" "It's transparently obvious why this is happening We live in a world where half of our political system is based in bigotry & the other half thinks that if everyone just plays by the same rules, freedom and equality will spring forth naturally without having to piss off investors" "@Lunar_Opals Disney can't even have one openly gay character in their movies, they can fuck right off with their rainbow capitalism. And no, Lefou doesn't count." "We are being silenced because we are queer. And then the people silencing us expect us to be happy when they put a rainbow on their avatar and talk about ""our"" shared history. Fuck off." Within the last couple of weeks we've had to warn trans people not to use a popular meme in response to people who want us dead and queer people who are into kink not to refer to THEMSELVES with certain kinky terms. and that's not even getting into the useless discourses that only ever hurt other queer people "@doublegearsys it's only my third pride month and i'm already so fucking tired, Lexie :/" "but at the same time, i can't pretend i'm happy about youtube, twitter and other companies pissing on me and telling me it's rain" "strictly speaking, rainbow capitalism is basically a good thing? or rather, forcing a company to stop using rainbows in june because they're otherwise awful to queer people is agreeing with bigots that those rainbows aren't okay and i'm not cool with that" being a leftist queer on social media during pride month for more than a few years just eats away at your fucking soul @MaidenOfCyn Oh heck I had forgotten about that! I'm getting less and less angry the more I think about this. "Like I don't give a flying fuck if half of Twitter is gay. You work for a company that treats moderating bigotry as a case of rude words being used as opposed to actually acknowledging that no, a bigot is not owed the right to speak freely without consequence." "I think the ""our"" in ""our history"" is meant as ""the history of LGBT people,"" but Twitter has not earned the right to call that their history, no matter how many queer people are working there." "Your history is one of silencing queer people giving a name to our oppressors, of breaking up our online communities because we dared to defend ourselves against bigotry, of refusing to acknowledge that bigots do not deserve the same protections as queer people. How dare you." @daggertrout As long as they catch up at some point. I have the Pokemon ready to be updated. @daggertrout I'm betting they're re-doing all the Pokemon models. They had been using the ones from Gen VI and those are looking a bit old. I'm getting less mad the more I think about this. As long as the goal is to eventually allow every Pokemon to be transferred over. Hearing that going from Pokemon Bank to Pokemon Home is a one-way transfer actually gives me hope. It means they're absolutely planning on making every Pokemon compatible at some point. Otherwise why let me transfer old Pokemon at all? @Fishing4Control it it doesn't sound hot tho I need someone at Nintendo or the Pokemon Company to come forward and confirm that the plan is to EVENTUALLY have every Pokemon transferable to the new Gen. Even if it takes years. I don't feel comfortable buying anymore Pokemon games from then until they say that. "@Nintendette Gen V. I was fine with that. If that's what this is this time, I'm fine with it again." "Banjo-Kazooie in Smash and Pokemon is done having every Pokemon transfer over to the new entry, effectively killing my interest in the series. Bit of emotional whiplash today." "@Nintendette If that's the case, I'm way less pissed." @rookiewompus Why should I pay full price for an unfinished Pokemon game? "I didn't have Sword and Shield pre-ordered, thankfully. If I had I would've needed to cancel it. The reason I return to this series has been taken out of the series. I'm done." @XylariaVG I guess "@XylariaVG They shit on the entire reason I kept coming back to this series. As far as they're concerned, me as a player has been shit on." "@XylariaVG Home is literally worthless, what kind of consolation is that?" "This better be a temporary thing. Or at the VERY least if you're going to make us legacy players start from scratch, start retiring Pokemon or something. Don't make me collect nearly 1,000 Pokemon all over again. How do I know you'll let me keep them?" "15 years I've been carefully tending to my living pokedex. Fuck you, Pokemon Company. Fuck you, Nintendo." fuck nintendo "Hope Nintendo is ready for fans to demand Grunty in Smash for the next 20 years. K Rool and Ridley have kinda made Smash Ultimate the ""everyone gets their arch nemesis!"" Smash." "@Genderbird But like, I'll admit that what I'm freaking out over is a minor thing. It's DLC. It's just nostalgia." Me as recently as a few days ago: Yeah needing to unlock every fighter in Smash killed that game for me. I'm never playing it again. Me after Banjo-Kazooie was announced: LOOK LIKE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING A LOT MORE "@Genderbird Please understand I've been wanting Banjo-Kazooie in Smash since for nearly 20 years, and for most of those years it seemed impossible." "I've been saying for years now it'd be a great time for Rare to return to Banjo-Kazooie. With them being in Smash, it lets Microsoft test the waters for how popular the characters are. Those had to be new Grunty and Bottles models..." 11-YEAR-OLD ME IS FREAKING OUT I'M NEARLY CRYING I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE AND IT'S THE ONLY SMASH FIGHTER I'VE EVER WANTED @QuestForTori REALLLY?????????? WHAT WHAT WHAT @Calliethulhu what sapphic isn't tho I always have to watch E3 stuff hours late because of out shitty mountain internet :/ @cyberslutfaye true facts! :3 @TimonicWulfgar It's not finished yet! new name for the vampire deck https://t.co/u19NqCoU7p @elysianechoes I'M TRYING IT'S NOT WORKING D: cutie is sitting next to me on couch what do @JessicaNgtmare The WiiU was so good! I love my Switch but in its day the WiiU was severely underrated. @PrissyOrcGF 👀💦 @Calliethulhu I feel a bit called out here @egoraptor There's an official Hasbro version out this year too. "@Rory__Walker I already have two Sorins :3 I don't mind waiting longer for a much better deck, no worries <3" @Rory__Walker @bulbafren I'm so bad at checking discord regularly >.> "@Rory__Walker I went from needing 10 rares, to needing 5 commons, 13 uncommons, 3 mythics AND 10 rares, so it'll be a while before I can say lol" "@Rory__Walker Pretty much everything you suggested is an upgrade, so I highly doubt that :P Also, changed out the instants and I think this is the deck I'm now gonna shoot for https://t.co/p2UDaqZsv6" "@Rory__Walker And yeah PP feel way better than Bloodletter. This is gonna be an even more fun deck now, thank you again!" "@Rory__Walker Yeah keeping things as vampire as possible is what's making it interesting to me, but I do love Footlight Fiend! They're really good in my Naya dinosaur enrage deck :3" "@Rory__Walker Okay, here's what I have so far. I'll deal with non-creature cards in a sec. Any ideas on where to slot in Pitiless Pontiff? https://t.co/tcVzfCT24m" @Rory__Walker Well a lot of these sound like potentially great ideas. I'll look into all the cards you recommended! Thank you! @Rory__Walker You know what? I changed my mind. You can make suggestions but no promises I'll implement any of them "@Rory__Walker I was aware of that infinite combo, though I would've had to look up the names again as it's been years. I play Commander in theory lol" "@Rory__Walker Not necessarily to win, though. Mostly to show off the combo." Weird things start to happen when these two are on the field and half the time I get the impression my opponent hasn't fully thought out the consequences of letting them both trigger. https://t.co/F3DgykGahd "@Rory__Walker I am a Johnny, not a Spike" @Rory__Walker Not yet! I'll need to test this before knowing if I have the numbers of each card right (and for that I still need ten more rares) but this is basically what I had in mind: https://t.co/BkvEaRH4gI "@burnsbabe Who the hell wants to be the good guys all the time? :P When white is evil, I love it, but it so rarely is :/ https://t.co/SnLlrJphZJ" @DevourerRose HOLY SHIT YEAH NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT "@ScribbledSmut I had to mute it months ago because the notifications just wouldn't stop lol I have weird luck with smutty sci-fi tweets, I should write them more often https://t.co/0BJS39KAuT" @ScribbledSmut great minds~ https://t.co/G8FYkSziwr @daljo628 @SpideyGirlsLove omg thank you! Doesn't seem like the artist is selling prints of it (yet?) but they ARE selling prints of Twilight Prophet which is also a gorgeous card. https://t.co/COBLfZskHO I want this art framed on my wall goddamn https://t.co/TxMzUiNA4E @Estrace666 waste of good pee smdh but like this deck is gonna be PERFECT "I just need like, 10-ish more rares to perfect my vampire deck and this is how MtG Arena gets you to pay up lol Can't even buy them directly, though the wild cards help a bit. I can see how this becomes a money sink." @Transhockeygirl hey true facts~ @Estrace666 can't stop laughing btw @Estrace666 i can't believe this video will forever be the first time i heard your voice @spookythewitch We all remember where we were that day. @spookythewitch lol my friends and I used to joke about how well equipped she was @spookythewitch Vampire Nighthawk is seriously one of my favorite cards of all time. Midna using Archimedes as a bed 💕 https://t.co/ozzXAYQFW4 @bigblue32123 That's true! Honestly I might even want a paper version of this 60 card deck I'm running. I'm enjoying it that much. whyyyyyyy did I sleep on vampires until ixalan was about to rotate out? D: I mean I wasn't playing Magic regardless but at least with dinosaurs I had been sketching out a commander deck on tapped out for like years now lol "I guess I was kinda waiting for some big scary creature to die to resurrect it, but even a one mana creature can really turn the tide of battle. I went from pretty certain loss to winning in like two turns." For some reason it didn't click with me that Sorin's minus ability makes the creature a vampire until I resurrected a Healer's Hawk out of desperation. Making everything a vampire is kinda handy in a vampire deck lol https://t.co/xmDJlz2Vc4 White is my least favorite color in Magic and even I have to admit this flavor text might be the coolest fucking thing I've ever read https://t.co/7LfdWZzQWt "see the joke is, rakdos is a top and gideon is a bottom" "I'm learning more and more about War of the Spark the more I play MtG Arena because I didn't have enough interest to look up the cards when they were revealed. The name, art, and flavor text on this card makes me so fucking happy lol https://t.co/7M07u1oZ5O" @bigblue32123 I've switched to a B/W vampire deck recently. Elderspell fits better. @PrissyOrcGF it's illegal to be a gamer @Estrace666 because you are tho @bigblue32123 Ooooh much better! Thank you! "@Rory__Walker I don't know if it's a proper ""deck"" in the meta sense, but I see her a lot in decks with lots of other planeswalkers and I had assumed all five colors. I might be running into four color control decks? They certainly weren't NOT four color and control-y" "@Rory__Walker I'm really not happy when I've been sweating over two or three planeswalkers already and then Nissa shows up. Honestly most of the rare ones make me nervous, but Nissa just... sucks to play against. At least with the kinds of decks I like to build. Might just be me." "@cass_krs I've personally only ever heard of super friends in commander? or at least more often in commander? but yeah, I often run into super friends decks on mtg arena and I'm so sick of it" "and no hero's downfall? really? you'd surely think THIS would be the set to bring that back I'm sure there are other, possibly even better cards that kill planeswalkers I just like that one and thought it'd be a shoe-in" even the non-rare/non-mythic ones have a static ability that I'm never sure if I should deal with or not but spending every turn attacking planeswalkers clearly doesn't work "planeswalkers decks (as in, a deck with multiple different planeswalkers, facilitated by war of the spark) suck to play against and it's gonna be years before they're no longer a thing" y'all ever just girls @Calliethulhu lol the icon Twitter picked for it is so bad it just makes it look like it's called E3E3 @mizabitha wanna tap those mountains and swamps like rakdos~ @Calliethulhu *1 pill a year @emuchaton SCHLORP SCHLOOOOOOORP @ButtGoblin666 Emu you're so hecking pretty okay The original! I was only two months old when it released in the US This kitten is TOO. SLEPPY. https://t.co/j4Vtl2nGCg "@itsviviactually They're called Cyberverse Tiny Turbo Chargers and they're not out yet, but are probably coming out this year! https://t.co/nHk2r5Yacf" i i want Her https://t.co/0uxlthpAdt "@Estrace666 nnow i'm even more excited for your visit, heck >/////>" @Estrace666 do do you wanna make out lol https://t.co/3iOP62DKso "this vampire deck I threw together is downright *evil* lol (each epicure of blood gives me ""whenever you gain life, each opponent loses one life"") https://t.co/SAC7ygcQLW" @Estrace666 hey you wanna go out @JenApparently i need that shirt @TheSecretCallie I completely understand. I hesitated over making a thread about that person because of potential backlash but I know that if one of my girlfriends were targeted I'd've made the thread immediately. @emuchaton IT'S GOOD SHIT @JessicaNgtmare you need the tits down part too or the angle is all wrong @QuestForTori aaaaaaaa have i mentioned how hecking pretty you are???? 😍 "@Calliethulhu Probably wouldn't hurt to blockchain them too. Literally no one I know is following them and if they're looking for that kind of content, I think it makes sense to protect yourself from them too." ass has been feeling a bit thicker even if it doesn't look much thicker? hopefully I'm not imagining things x.x "@Doubting_Tom @nolapfau That's a very good point I didn't consider. So yeah, removing the usernames is just petty." @FroyoBaggins @StebMcDreb BUT YOU LITERALLY MAKE TOOTS WITH THE OCARINA THAT WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT OMG @StebMcDreb I forgot that it did too until I bought a Wind Waker poster recently and hung it right next to my computer lol "@FroyoBaggins And that didn't seem to start until the 3D era, though once it did it spread to handheld games too (compare Link's Awakening to Minish Cap, for example)" "@FroyoBaggins Yeah I limited it to that scope because they all have the shared theme of ""title describes a specific, unique macguffin"" (with the exception of BotW, but that too could've had a ""the"")" "@Ally_Snow_ Wait, except Breath of the Wild. There could be multiples of those? It's not an actual item so it's more fluid with its definition I guess" "@Ally_Snow_ I thought of that too, but that applies to THE Ocarina of Time, and THE Twilight Princess... It applies to literally every 3D Zelda game that doesn't have a ""the"" (again, minus Majora because that's a proper noun)" "It's sort of like how it's easy to forget it's technically THE Empire Strikes Back. The number of times I've just said ""Empire Strikes Back"" or even just ""Empire"" makes it hard to remember." "Why does Wind Waker have ""the"" in the title? Every single 3D Zelda game grammatically could've had ""the"" at the beginning of its subtitle (minus Majora's Mask) but only Wind Waker thought to do it. They all sound better without the ""the"" imo" "@flamequil Not at the moment, no." "@KittenFemme @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu Searched for them to block them and... this person seems lovely, oof. I'm gonna blockchain their followers too. https://t.co/XZY9uCMLjJ" @KittenFemme @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu Maybe term search and delete as much as you can find? :/ @TheCatMom AWWWWWW @TheCatMom I don't think so! @ModelOmega_ Almost certainly! like it literally just occurred to me i had the subbiest reason on earth to dom that's how much of a sub i am and always have been fucking lol "ending up in a relationship where you're asked to dom but you're such a sub that loves your gf so hecking much you'll do it for her because she deserves it, even if you're terrible at it (based on a true story: me, during my last relationship pre-transition lol)" "@vec2_code_witch Super valid! And becoming more subby after starting HRT is cute as heck, so, bonus there :P" "What's so funny is, now that I know I'm a girl and my hormone levels are where they need to be, I'm way more cool with topping. Still not always something I can do but it's way easier now." @MOOMANiBE Relationships are basically impossible while living with dysphoria. Or at least that's how it felt for me. "I often wonder what might've happened if I had started having sex earlier in life. I lost my virginity and learned to hate having sex as a ""man"" with the same person over a period of about 3 years, and then I came out as trans at 29." Did any other trans girls get to the point pre-transition where they had to basically dissociate in order to top or was that just me lol @PrissyOrcGF Heck yeah! Laser worked wonders on my face. I just need to touch up the rest with electro but it's so nice not needing to shave as much or as quickly as I used to 💕 "what kind of brain worms do you need to be on to think ""our workers just need to never, ever leave us if they want to have their work on their resumes that they'll never need to use because they can never leave"" is a good, normal take to share with the public?" Why on earth a video game company would brag on Twitter about abusing their workers in the year 2019 where unions and worker's rights in the industry has unprecedented support is beyond me. "@nolapfau I mean, listing usernames might lead to those people being harassed, but the optics are still extremely bad. No part of this was a good idea." @acvalens @30_Helens @Twitter There's literally no reason to enforce this other than to punish queer and kinky people. It's obvious she was talking about herself. Why on earth is that a punishable offence? "@nolapfau Also crediting the tweets to just ""Twitter"" feels dehumanizing. ""Don't worry about who said this. It came from TWITTER, so, you know.""" @Fishing4Control get out of my head (I'm less than a week from 24 months 🙃) @Calliethulhu We have gas stoves over here too. I'm still confused even after reading the thread @Transhockeygirl @Fishing4Control @LivvyFanon True. Life is a powerful resource in a game where winning at 1 life is the same as winning at 20. "@Transhockeygirl @Fishing4Control @LivvyFanon not if it enters tapped if you don't have anything to cast with it, no reason to lose the life" @HexLatex That was a close one! Errant thoughts are the worst! D: "Thanks for the heads up! I'll make sure to never buy anything your company has worked on, then!" @MetteusAtoll smooth 😎 @uselessneetgirl no Gen VIII stuffies yet :/ additionally: observe how chill this onix is https://t.co/YEumrhSLIJ "@Estrace666 It's like my third favorite Gen when it comes to designs! Like, top half of the series for sure" SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND https://t.co/4IqbvPPfCF Gen I was still too new for them to repeat any themes or animals. So they had to get W E I R D "Weird-ass, non-evolving Gen II Pokemon are my jam See also: Shuckle, Stantler, Girafarig" Sudowoodo is literally perfect @AliceAvizandum wooloo said gay rights "@weedlewobble In Japan the line is called ""Pokemon Fit"" which I think means they ""fit in the palm of your hand"" maybe? But anyway they changed that to Sitting Cuties for the English release despite not all of them having legs or the ability to sit. Blame Nintendo of America, in other words" @SpectraSystem I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANT THEM ALL FIRST THIS LITWICK THO i need you all to appreciate how grumpy this scyther is https://t.co/4XmUjc5bvR i'm real mad that the haunter sitting cutie plush sold out so quickly they're a popular pokemon there's waaaay too many pokemon stuffies i want oh no https://t.co/ieY2CJ4bJM @lumpen_rose No apology necessary <3 @lumpen_rose I just didn't know what to say. I still don't know what to say. I'm sorry. "@ValnarDragoness I traded my spare Diance for a shiny Charmander years ago, sorry :/" @lumpen_rose I know that joke! It's one of my favorites lol <3 "@ValnarDragoness I haven't lost a cartridge in 15 years. I like to have my collection where I can show it off quickly without an internet connection or needing to pay Nintendo money. I DO have a ton of event legendaries for trade fodder in the bank, tho" @quatoria TRUTH It's how we roll 24/7 here and it's the BEST. I can't imagine life being anything else at this point :3 @Emmy_Zje huge same yeah so is the ghostbusters transformer like sold out already or what but like I can't just TELL them @FaerieKittyVamp it's horrible I hate it there are just SO many girls I wanna smooch!!!!! @Fishing4Control you're gorgeous tho! @uselessneetgirl welp I didn't do that and it's too late now :/ "Midna the kitten decided to poop in our bed instead of go up the stairs that we know she can scale on her own and use the litter boxes. And I found this out because I picked one of the turds up in the dark, wondering wtf it was cat ownership" "@XylariaVG I actually don't technically know if there's one this Gen. I mean, there probably is, but my Gen III Pokerus keeps infecting new Pokemon every Gen lol" A selection of shinies (That Crobat I found as a Zubat in FireRed 💕) https://t.co/BhBUblUKz1 "@XylariaVG Yes, I'm basically incubating a Gen III Pokerus in my PC. I don't think it's any different from the current Pokerus you can get though?" "Oh I guess it says that for all Hoenn Pokemon. That sucks! Thanks for giving me nothing to prove this with, Nintendo :/" Proof my collection is almost 15 years old now. https://t.co/Gowk64V3uD Found my 3DS and my copy of the Ultra Sun! 807(+ a ton of extra forms) Pokemon ready for Pokemon Home and Gen VIII! (Don't have Meltan and Melmetal yet because I don't want to play Pokemon Go lol) (I also don't have every Vivillon because that's basically impossible) https://t.co/OnVnuFGERY @Fishing4Control I know what toy collection of mine I'm showing you first! :D @MagsVisaggs I feel like this a ton. @tinybird420 @zoe_trashgoblin @themalaru I was under the impression that the movie would be the last thing they make but I could be wrong. I will say the end of the most recent season felt pretty wrapped up in a really nice way but I'd love to see more! @tinybird420 @zoe_trashgoblin @themalaru Well the series is mostly over aside from the TV movie and I doubt they'd reveal that but aliens are a thing in that universe so it's not impossible. @tinybird420 @zoe_trashgoblin @themalaru I mean her hair is shaped like an onion as far as I remember? The only gag with their family I'm aware of is that their names combined make seafood. @tinybird420 @zoe_trashgoblin @themalaru They're human. Onion's just a little different like his dad. @tinybird420 @zoe_trashgoblin @themalaru AGREED. @CookieCyboid you're a hero @MetteusAtoll @doublegearsys oh gosh I hadn't noticed the @ change! and heck she really is :3c @theonerainygirl :3 @sovietblobfish @Calliethulhu hot @Calliethulhu BIG MOOD "He also apparently had an Instance in his hand because the system was waiting for his response for ever single act, even me casting a hexkproof creature. I was willing to wait, lol" "Wow what a fashy username! And as you might expect, once I got the upper hand he either went afk to make me wait, or rage quitted by closing the game (which MIGHT take the system longer to register a loss than clicking concede? still not sure?) https://t.co/ElwaPZQFa0" @QueenStodge @Emmy_Zje The one I'm talking about I knew online :P @Emmy_Zje Literally the first trans girl I ever met knew I was trans. She did her best to hatch me but it took me another 11 years to figure it out lol "@VOID_FRIEND do be careful tho :/ probably doesn't need to be said, but we're saying it anyway" @VOID_FRIEND TRUE THO @VOID_FRIEND equal parts scared and intrigued tbh we've always had a complicated relationship with body horror "@Emmy_Zje I don't understand why anyone, on any topic, would claim to know more about something than the people it directly affects/involves. The minute you say to an opponent ""You're lying about this personal experience I couldn't possibly know you're lying about"" you've already lost." @SteampunkPenny I love that alpacas actually make Tauntaun noises! It's so cute! "@LackingSaint Fence-sitting, both-sides-ing ""allies"" are worse than outright bigots in so many ways." "@Fishing4Control Okay, yeah, I'm super in favor of this. I don't think they'll ever change it as it's a tradition as old as the series itself, but I get what you're saying." @Fishing4Control Got it. Are you talking just about remakes or all Pokemon games? @EsotericGender @Fishing4Control I kinda hated it because I felt forced to beat it at the time but there's a lot in that game I do love! @Fishing4Control Okay now I'm extremely lost. "@Fishing4Control Okay, so just make the regional dex bigger than it's ever been? Yeah, that would cause the issues I'm describing but again, I wouldn't mind if they included that." "@Fishing4Control There's nearly a 1,000 Pokemon. There'll likely be over 900 by the upcoming Gen VIII. You do seem to be saying every Pokemon should be in the Safari Zone? Even if it's just ""the leftovers"" most Pokemon games rarely get above 200 Pokemon in the base game, so that's about 700 left" "@Fishing4Control It would still be a really tough safari zone with a catch rate of each Pokemon being something like .01% but since I have a complete Pokedex anyway, I don't care if others want that lol" @Fishing4Control That would throw off the balance and make the rates of encountering each Pokemon in a given area like less than 1%. But I'm cool with doing that after the Elite Four! Alpha Sapphie and Omega Ruby basically did that. I wish I was more into this than I am but I do wanna try playing it! And maybe go back and beat the first game lol https://t.co/FYGjigGkHz "@Fishing4Control Collecting Gen II Pokemon in Gen III took a ton of work from me because I refused to buy Pokemon Emerald but I DID have Pokemon Colosseum and if you beat that surprisingly hard to beat game, it'll unlock trading with Gen III and it had a fair number of rare Gen II Pokemon." @bunnarchist PROUD OF U @trgrrl you keep getting cuter omg @emuchaton hell yeah gay showering is the best i wanna scorbunny plushie with big floppy ears :3 @CookieCyboid you really are!! :3 @Fishing4Control legit me sometimes @Hypnothulhu heck you're such a considerate domme! @Triclilith wanna smoke with you sometime cutie!! @Hypnothulhu I feel this so much. It sucks how much of my relationship with Mistress I have to hide in public. She's my owner! It's really not that big of a deal! @WitchAfterDark CUTE NIPS ON A CUTIE @Fishing4Control this is a powerful fucking mood @Fishing4Control @Calliethulhu MOOOO~ ^w^ @emuchaton @TheSecretCallie thanks i hate it @maegodhavemercy I haven't heard about reservations for droid building. I wanna make both though! @maegodhavemercy I HAVE A MENTAL LIST OF ALL THE SHIT I WANT TO BUY TBH LOL @maegodhavemercy I don't know if we'll be able to go any sooner than that either tbh. But Mistress wants to go too so it'll probably happen at some point! Happily Galaxy's Edging on all the money I want to give to Disney https://t.co/iyAhXbKvTp @TheSecretCallie yeah he's usually not this much of a cis guy I've spent most of the day watching videos about Star Wars Galaxy's Edge and I just wanna go even more nooooow D: @TheSecretCallie oh god he's a follower of mine i'm so sorry D: @Calliethulhu @GateGuardian87 @Triclilith @Transhockeygirl @Fishing4Control @KittenFemme hhhh this is um heck 💦 @KittenFemme @Fishing4Control goals I'm so proud of Takkun and Binx being so good to Midna after only a couple weeks 💕 https://t.co/My2VY30bCN @Calliethulhu Here's a picture of 4/5ths of our cats napping in one place which is something they almost never do Love you and hope you start feeling better soon 💕💕💕 https://t.co/b76pkP3BjL @Fishing4Control I think you're extremely pretty anyway so there @Fishing4Control smart thinking tbh @Fishing4Control peeing while road tripping while trans is a special kind of hell and i wish you luck @the_moth_reborn No. Does it need to for that to be my requirement to keep playing? @MaiaFranklyn If it's a different genre then I won't care as much. I can still just play the original. "So apparently Overwatch 2 is one day going to be a thing and if I can't transfer my old skins to the sequel I'm done with the series. It's a terrible fucking idea, but if I can keep the shit I paid hundreds of dollars for, I guess I won't mind." "@queerchangeling I'm a lot of different things depending on my mood, but at least I'm never a Coward :V" "Seriously though, I find Ithorians to be such gorgeous aliens. Momaw Nadon, the first Ithorian seen in the series, was the first Star Wars figure I ever got as a kid. Dok-Ondar didn't have to be an Ithorian and I feel weirdly lucky that he is lol" Tips to make me love a new Pokemon design: - Make it an archosaur - Make it spooky And they did both! <3 I'm something of a corvid fan. I've had a level 100 Honchkrow on my core team transferred from Gen to Gen since Gen IV! Might have to add Corviknight to that team tbh :3 "Finally, a Steel Pokemon I actually love on its own merits and not a ""I guess this is my favorite among the Steel types?""" There's an amazing animatronic of my favorite Star Wars alien! @LucyDoyle_1997 agreed @emuchaton HECK I WANNA TRY THAT @Calliethulhu https://t.co/jImNoqUQfP @TheSecretCallie ily2 Callie 💕💕💕 @TheSecretCallie I don't! And I'll never get tired of reminding you when you're feeling like that 💕💕💕 "OMG like months and months (years?) ago when @EonsShow asked for episode suggestions, my suggestion was Entelodonts! I'm sure I wasn't the only one but I still squee'd when I saw this in my subscription feed! https://t.co/SKSer8OrAu" spoilers it totally worked but IT WAS CLOSE https://t.co/nz4AIbcve7 "@calico_patches They're one of my favorites of the Alolan forms, but overall I still wasn't thrilled with them." This is not a good hand but when am I ever gonna get an opportunity like this again? https://t.co/aBW7MngFvd @DoomGender REALLY CUTE THO @Quinn__tessence FUCKING MOOD Takkun is just asking to be woken up by a purse in the face lol https://t.co/Mx5AUrQRlA @sillygaymiria You're awesome tho! 💕 @Calliethulhu Are you saying the new Pokemon Direct woke up all the sheeple? "I'm sure there's queer people at YouTube, but I'm also sure they were screaming at higher ups just as loud as we were screaming at the company as a whole and that they weren't responsible for the initial statement." Next time actually listen to the queer people you claim to support and maybe you can skip the part where we all scream for a day about how terrible you are. @Calliethulhu @Fishing4Control i'm tired of it too but because it's a bunny i'm 100% for it @MOOMANiBE As a Sword Lesbian I am bound to Pokemon Sword by Honor @ACrimsonSun fucking preach it @ACrimsonSun It's such a silly debate that I am holding my tongue on because I don't need that kind of stress in my life by holy jesus goddamn @JennyOutrageous British Noctowl seems like a really good and obvious choice hell yeah! @XylariaVG Thousands of channels? How many of them had like 6 subscribers? Deplatform the biggest names or it's transparently just an attempt to have their nazi cake and eat it too. "@crossfire641 That'd be perfect! Arguably still kinda confusing for new players, but that's their own damn fault for abandoning literally every new idea they come up with lol" "@Estrace666 Specifically the venn diagram of ""straight trans people being represented in porn"" and ""made by a trans person"" doesn't overlap very much if at all. Because the first part is really, really common? But when it's made by cis people it sucks :/" "@crossfire641 Especially if it's an ""old"" mechanic that we're not supposed to care about anymore?" "@crossfire641 I feel like for a hypothetical player who collected every mega stone (for example-- that wasn't me, even with my obsessively curated living dex, mega stones were too much to track down), they should just get them automatically given to them next gen." @crossfire641 It's just the same basic idea with a completely unnecessarily new coat of paint. And way more shit to potentially collect :/ I'd really like it if Pokemon Home could store items. Then I'd hate this a little less. But of course then players could abuse that I guess? I dunno. "@DozingDreamers I'm mildly interested in finding out more. I'm just annoyed because for anyone coming to the series late, Mega forms are going to be weird and confusing. There'll probably be some NPC that'll give you mega stones and players will be like ""Why was this buried in extra content?""" "@Nintendette It'd be more impressive if they showed new Mega forms, honestly." "Unpopular opinion but I don't much care for any of the Alola forms, but I DO love the CONCEPT of region-specific forms so I'd be really sad to see them not create more." "It just makes the series weird and gimmicky to return to. If you include them in new entries occasionally, they seem less gimmicky. Technically I could be wrong. I just worry. Also are region-specific forms returning? I hope Alola forms weren't the first and last." "I'm not super interested in giant Pokemon unless there's more to understand and something interesting about it I'm missing? I'm upset that Mega forms and Z-Moves have seemingly been forgotten? So the pattern of ""new gimmick, never to be returned to ever again"" is holding?" @Chopin_42 New crow Pokemon makes me VERY happy wow I was half kidding but I'm unironically loving listening to this again IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN IT'S A WHOLE NEW WAY TO SEE Pokemon Johto did it better https://t.co/BTKWhtfZgX "lol that music in the Pokemon S&S trailer suuuuuucked There's only so many times you can scream ""Here comes a brand new world"" before I start to wonder if you had more than 30 minutes to write the lyrics. The rest of the trailer was okay? Still very excited." "Wait was there ANOTHER Pokemon Direct? Is that why everyone's talking about it? The last one was like a couple weeks ago, wasn't it?" "@MetteusAtoll You got this, love! You're gorgeous and sexy and so are your shoulders!" @FOURLUNG SUPER CUTE BOOBS TBH 😍 "I hate that Twitter and YouTube have the gall to proclaim they're all about queer people and celebrating pride month when all they do is fuck over queer people and let our oppressors do whatever the fuck they want. And I wish there was something, anything we could do about it." @MetteusAtoll Omg that looks so cute on you babe! You're gorgeous!! 😍💕 "@norintha I'm so sorry, love :/ *hugs*" @TheSecretCallie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate cis men so much D: @CiriAntares ʒaɪf @WilloIllo A frog lizard even! What ever shall I doooooo~ https://t.co/KMr3j7RjDC okay but like the art on incongruity 👀💦💦💦 https://t.co/s4tEfLWbAY Creating an actual straight pride parade is violence towards queer people. Full stop. "@lumpen_rose You got this! Phones are the worst tho, I understand :/" @Fishing4Control That's a real and valid form of aftercare! "@Nixie_Stern hghgbfhgff rright now i'm bbright red, actually 😳😍" I do love hearing people online say I'm cute but hopefully it makes sense when I say it means just a little bit more coming from folks I know locally? Basically I'm subtweeting real life here lol Me: I'm pretty cute Cutie: Yeah you are! Me: https://t.co/tsBeX7SrWG @TheSecretCallie i hate this website @TheSecretCallie the discourse giveth and the discourse taketh away @DysphoriaQueen Mistress and I just laughed so hard we could barely breathe omg when a girl you've been crushing on likes you too 😍😍😍 ggoddessss i'm so gay y'all @lumpen_rose NICE STUFFY COLLECTION 10/10 @d_m_elms That's really sweet thank you! 💕💕💕 @emuchaton 👀💦 @nyaakat @APrivateRobin literally smells like dough that is sour lol thank u >.> @DysphoriaQueen @Fishing4Control @emuchaton seriously tho the composition is real good @nyaakat @APrivateRobin Mistress loves to tell me my hair smells like sourdough when I wake up -_- "@Gay_In_Space7 I mean, I'll it in mind, but yeah after thinking about it, it's really more of a sideboard card which isn't a thing in the Arena games I'm playing (I assume it might be best of 3 in ranked? Haven't tried it yet)." "@Gay_In_Space7 Didn't know about that card. Might add it to my deck, thank you." @ClockworkQTDoll You're fine. I didn't have an issue with what you said 💕 I wasn't raised playing sports and was never taught proper polite competitive behavior. So y'all commenting about how much you love mill is just legitimately upsetting me. If that wasn't your intent: Knock it the fuck off If that was your intent: Lemme know so I can block you "@Corvak @Kalindlara It's so ridiculous because it immediately illustrates that they don't see us as people. We're annoyances they have to figure out how to ignore, and they're so bigoted they can't even tell that that's obviously inherently dehumanizing." "Okay, just lost against a mill deck that also had a ton of ""return target creature/all of opponents creatures to their hand"" spells and basically no creatures. If you play a deck like that, you're a villain. And not the fun kind." "Also considering we're both back in Ravnica AND fighting Bolas again in Standard, bringing this music back would be pretty timely." @Triclilith lilith you made it hot dgsddfg Majora's Mask Ocarina of Time Wind Waker (also very nearly nostalgic for me as Magic 2013 was the first set I ever played) "I love the music in MtG Arena, but I'd love it even more if they'd just steal the music from DotP 2013 tbh. That soundtrack slapped so hard imo https://t.co/VyeiWr5r99" "@tasmosunt Homophobic farmers, when considering gay people: Bunch of perverted degenerates only motivated by animalistic instincts The same homophobic farmer, when looking at two boy sheep fucking: I mean they're not in a loving relationship so how can I possibly call that gay???" "@Calliethulhu @tasmosunt our alpacas, even the girl ones, will sometimes gay hump any farmer who tries to explain how that isn't gay is a bigot who's lying to themselves lol" But if you don't have the money? Have an indoor cat. Cat stealer is just illustrating the risk you're putting your cat in. "Like, let's all laugh at the cat stealer! But literally the only illegal part of what they said was when they implied they'd find a better home for your cat. It's more likely (and perfectly legal) for them to take your cat to a shelter, and then if you have the $, still your cat." "Don't steal cats obviously, but also: Don't have outdoor cats. It reduces their life expectancy significantly and if they end up in someone's yard who doesn't want them there, cat traps exist and your cat could end up at a shelter and you'll need to pay a fee to get them back." @Lea_Plath I'll post a deck list when I want that 💕 My biggest issue honestly is a deck with a lot of creature destruction or exile. I'm using a lot of Enrage triggers and that only works with actual damage. I also have zero instants or sorceries and there's a fair number of control-y cards that are useless against that. "I've yet to encounter a deck where I'm like ""I have absolutely no strategy anywhere in my deck for this"" which is a good feeling." My main deck in MtG Arena right now has eased back from being aggro and I guess would be called mid-range now? I don't know my actual win to loss ratio in quick play but it feels kinda high? Like most players might be playing with the base decks that come with the game? @MadameMolotov That's awesome! @PassionFruitWlf Hell yeah you are! "Trans women: So the term to differentiate you from us as an AFAB woman is ""cis woman"" TERFs: Can we make a loophole so that we don't have to consider you one of us? TW: No, of fucking course not? TERFs: YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE" @deathpigeon That's how every other English speaker uses it when they aren't obsessed with how uncomfortable trans people make them! "@deathpigeon At no point has ""female"" ever meant ""cis woman,"" basically. It's just the slightly more scientific term that can also be applied to animals so there's almost some logic to it if you assume a TON about the term, but those assumptions aren't given facts." "Does this person or anyone else who gives this bullshit excuse think that we're under any delusion that before they knew about trans women when they heard ""woman"" they needed further clarification to know if that also meant ""female""? Changing the rules for trans women is bigotry" "All cis people are ready to implicitly agree that ""female"" almost always is synonymous with the concept of ""woman"" until they remember that trans women exist and then it's all about making sure we understand they view us as lesser." "It's like every time she said ""Yup, trans women are women"" in this likely bullshit origin story she had her fingers crossed behind her back. Saying that and not meaning it is called a ""lie,"" Karen." "Literally the only ""concession"" is that ""trans women are women"" actually means EXACTLY what it says without any silly grade school language loopholes to make it actually not true and ""I was an ally but"" terfs can't even grant that." """I used to be okay with saying trans women are women until they expected me to actually mean it!""" @JennyOutrageous maybe that is the perfect pokemon for me FUCK "I got fucking Guzzlord for the ""what Pokemon is your follower count""meme and I really don't like the Ultra Beasts very much. Guzzlord is one of my least favorite :/" @VerafiedBabe That's awesome to hear! Then my opinion has basically reversed on that tweet. @SquaredOmega Same! And that's a really good description. I find it kinda hard to explain the difference to people. "I haven't watched TV in years, but does Nick have any confirmed queer characters? Even on like Nick Jr or something? Because if not, this tweet is less than worthless." give legend of korra another season and let it be gay as hell then "@MagsVisaggs Honestly whenever I think about this question I think of Hugh Jackman's panicked, drowning face as he realizes he's not the clone who survives in The Prestige. I voted yes." @AppleChipsTVG :3c like real talk it's just fun to squish and play around with now pre-hrt it had so much less squish~ @squidlarkin MOOD "if i'm gonna have belly fat, at least i get to have super soft and squishy girly belly fat :333" "@CaseyExplosion back before they called that hair style ""the grindelwald""" @Calliethulhu i would but i don't have any characters :V @deathpigeon lol true @magicalfeyfenny THIS IS SO COOL OMG @Kexta89 awwwww :/ "@deathpigeon It MIGHT have been because one of the passwords I tried actually worked but it was taking forever to like, lock in or something? Anyway I've replaced my password on there with a more secure, randomized one so hopefully that helps >.>" I'm honestly afraid to mess with her look. It's a timeless artifact at this point! oh my goddddddddd this takes me back!!! https://t.co/IGJbOEZhVI Anyway I got my account back. My name on there is Pumpkinphile. Can you guess why? :333 https://t.co/Bls50nRtRo "I WAS ABLE TO LOG IN BY CLICKING ""FORGOT MY PASSWORD."" LIKE, CLICKING ""FORGOT MY PASSWORD"" JUST LOGGED ME IN RIGHT AWAY WTF" "@KamenSpider There are just over 800 Pokemon now, though. That meme is outdated." @Triclilith @nyaakat seriously my tiddy aren't stopping help @nyaakat the only possible way Estrogen 2 could be better than Estrogen 1 is if it unfuses your hip bones and widens them before re-fusing them that's worth having a sequel over "@Calliethulhu @StebMcDreb I'm sort of stubbornly refusing to try again out of spite if I'm being honest. I'm glad others are enjoying it, though. Truly. I recently needed more space on my Switch and it suggested I delete Smash, lol. Save data is still there, but I agreed that was a good choice." "@StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu Took me a few days to unlock like, five characters. Fuck Smash Ultimate." "@Calliethulhu ""Everybody's here!"" kinda loses its allure when you're have to add ""And you're gonna be painstakingly unlocking virtually all of them"" I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen more people complain about this. It really kinda broke my spirit." @Calliethulhu This is why it's my least favorite Smash. I played for a few hours then gave up. It's really quite infuriating. Horse-Disc the Disc-Horse of Discourse has a cousin by the name of Horse-Disc-Pride the Pride-Disc-Horse of Pride Discourse except it's actually just Horse-Disc wearing rainbow paint and inviting cops to Pride @WilloIllo That is a LOOK DAMN @_tinyflower Huge same! I was in it mostly for the cute outfits @JamieAgathaRose https://t.co/s3v18hPOJ5 @Jennimason0990 I am in the exact same phase and my Gaia days were long before this phase too that's hilarious "I might not have played with or had an interest in dolls as a kid, but I absolutely spent a TON of time on an anime doll dress up forum in my teens lol" @JamieAgathaRose https://t.co/Q2JHZCK3aD @Jennimason0990 I should try and see if I can log in... The password I was using was probably real unsafe but I'm pretty sure I'm still using the same email. I had soooooo many Halloween items going back almost to the first Halloween event Is Gaia even sell thing? omg I just remembered my avatar on Gaia Online was a girl for a solid decade before I knew I was trans so many homophobic bishops lining up to get reported to twitter for hate speech it's wild @DoomGender hhhhhhhg plz x.x @ParisRokin @theonerainygirl They do I'm just lazy and haven't experimented much with it @emuchaton hell yea @emuchaton I enjoy both too tbh :333 @VerafiedBabe Thousand Year Door plays with those motifs as well. "@VerafiedBabe Possibly realer. It depends on if it's ""a bunch of actors who are friends play a life-sized board game every now and then for fun"" or ""a bunch of actors played in several stories that were about massive board games for some reason""" Basically the assumption from Miyamoto's perspective (I suspect) is that the games themselves are fictional fiction. One step removed from the layer of fiction we normally assign to media. It explains the kart racers and tennis matches and such. "Bowser Jr is the actual son of Bowser, and they are both actors. In previous performances, actors unrelated to Bowser, the Koopa Kids, portrayed his children. And Mario played a doctor once." "Miyamoto has said both that Mario is not an actual doctor and that the Koopa Kids aren't related to Bowser but people forget that in the same interview he said he thinks of the Mario characters as a traveling troupe of actors, which explains those other two facts." @emuchaton anyone who doesn't buy it that way is lying all i care about is if it's indica or sativa (i'm a sativa girl) @NaniteNympho !!!!! n-no fair >/////< yesssssss got a pre-order in :333 https://t.co/Hi1V1XIsQD @NaniteNympho hheck 👀💦 @ghoulsNgoats HECK yes congrats!!! 💕💕💕💕 @TSAshleySparks SUPER CUTE TBH 💕💕💕 @FrigidElfChild oh wait maybe it was this one that made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe https://t.co/zcL2u5UHwN @FrigidElfChild This one made me laugh the hardest when I first read it and is therefore my favorite https://t.co/wPMTxW6NsV @emuchaton and i'm thirsty wow @theonerainygirl 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/7ZXUsmyHwM @lumpen_rose 👀👀👀💦💕 "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu could have those teddy bears with human teeth as smaller enemies or bosses, honestly" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme I'm usually weirdly immune to uncanny valley shit and that unsettles even me @NaniteNympho 💦 "@MaiaFranklyn it even predicted ""in"" and ""your"" all of them were the middle suggestion I'm kinda impressed" @NaniteNympho 👀👀👀 can I stick my tongue in your mouth? :333 @Lord_Kristine @UniquePaleoart That animation was from a miniseries called Dinosaur which is frustratingly hard to Google. We borrowed the tapes from the library when I was a kid and I watched the shit out of them. Haven't been able to find a copy since then because of that impossible name. FFIX continues to be horny ar me #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wVaBR9BEAf @SpectraSystem Absolutely! wow this game wastes no time getting horny #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/DYKuTaVdFK @WitchAfterDark CUTE @MapleReam ooooooh yes please! :3 @MapleReam (this is the secret bonus reason I really really really want nipple piercings :333) @MapleReam HECK YES CONGRATS! :3 @Hypnothulhu hhhh ttrue "The unfollow bug bot DM'd me to tell me I had unfollowed a mutual, and they weren't following me anymore, so it was definitely a softblock, but I did the bad thing and refollowed because I really like seeing them on my TL :/" @Fishing4Control HECK YES CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU 💕💕💕 "@ZJemptv I was never told not to as a kid, but I stopped doing it early in my transition when I noticed that the cis girls I knew seemed to do it less than the cis boys that I knew." "I really, really love Enrage as a mechanic and I'm sad I'm only gonna get a few months with it (I think? They changed what Standard rotation was twice while I was away from playing regularly so now I'm lost again)." "Even though I said for YEARS my two most-wanted themes from Magic were pirates and dinosaurs, and that if they combined the two it'll be my favorite set of all time, I've played very little with Ixalan cards. I'm glad MtG Arena is giving me my fix before XLN rotates out." @kat_blaque Reading this as a polyamorous lesbian is hurting my brain lol @StrypeisonFire Very good sign! I haven't been out in dudemode for like over a year and it was super weird the last time I tried it lol "@cosmicladyrosa That happens when you're on private. It happens to everyone, but you don't have new followers to counteract the loss of other followers." @NikatinePrime Also: Being a trans lesbian fucking rocks 😎 @BoringNerdyKate she was totally right tho lol @nyaakat PROUD OF U @FOURLUNG GOOD SPIN 10/10 @VerafiedBabe well i deleted out of embarrassment so nevermind lol @VerafiedBabe Oh I hadn't thought of that! "The thought ""Are they a trans girl egg or just the same flavor of huge nerd I was and am"" is one I have a ton tbh" oh noooooo I had no idea Game Boy Camera thermal paper just goes bad after a while whether you open it or not! I had been hoarding a couple sealed rolls for 20 years! D: https://t.co/LOpAd1NT3X @GateGuardian87 same tho "@TheSecretCallie I know that feeling, Callie :/ *hugs*" @FOURLUNG LUCKY!!!!!! @OneLameShark @Speed_Freak01 okay but this is fantastic @QuestForTori VICTORIA YOU'RE SO CUTE OKAY @nyaakat heck yes! >w< @nyaakat CUTE BAB ALERT @BoringNerdyKate I'm the same way and I love that fact tbh @JessicaNgtmare I love your hair omg! 💕 "@DrewFlashy1 Oh heck I didn't know about that card! The token stays! That's perfect, thank you!!" @Fishing4Control HUGE SAME @SoftKittenJen wow mood tho @KorpsPropaganda @TorridFashion I love shopping there too! One of the nicest places to buy clothes as a trans women imo :3 @Fishing4Control awwwwww that's so sweet omg "As a dinosaur fan, an MtG player, and a polyamorous woman who loves puns, I love this card so much but, at least in MtG Arena quick play, I almost never get to 8 mana even with all the ramp I have :/ https://t.co/8U0jyVI8ph" @theonerainygirl @Triclilith @Hypnothulhu HECKING CUTE THO "Disabling emotes in MtG Arena until Wizards adds ""No it wasn't"" as a reply to ""Good game""" I love it when this deck works as intended! The game ended with my opponent at -16 life lol https://t.co/CNPOGJDzwP "also as a queer on Twitter for my third pride month ever, I can't help but read ""Pride month has begun"" almost as a warning lol" i'm sorry what https://t.co/ytMoP2iNha @MetteusAtoll Excited to see!! @VOID_FRIEND That's so cool! 18 days sounds like long enough tbh x.x @Hypnothulhu currently squirming in my seat thanks >///////< @Hypnothulhu thiS THRead ISN'T HELOPING >////< https://t.co/FrO53goW1x "@VOID_FRIEND oh heck is it cool to um, utilize your clit at this stage? >.>" @Hypnothulhu s-same >.> @Hypnothulhu @Fishing4Control hhhhhg @Hypnothulhu !!!! fdhgfdgh @Hypnothulhu involuntary shiver ran down my spine reading that last sentence HECK Finally found the perfect place for Bowser lol https://t.co/yreZEMCoBt "@AngryNerdBird @ExistentialEnso DOESN'T MATTER, STILL ROCKS" @ExistentialEnso I love the settings of Cata too much! Deepholm and Uldum are some of my favorite parts of the game :3 @ExistentialEnso This checks out. (I'd put Mists lower and Cata higher tho :P) @l4dyb0ners @MissMoiraTS 🙋 Easily one of the best moments of any Hbomb video. The screams he makes on each strike are fucking perfect omg all this horny on my tl has given me huge craving to be topped rn it's so unfair D:< @WitchAfterDark hheck 👀💦 @Q3w3e3 wait not all girls have dicks??? @trgrrl finally something all of queer twitter can agree on @Kaelyrhn Bulbasaur fans are the Hufflepuffs of the Pokemon fandom in that I don't understand their obsession :P "@AppleChipsTVG I'm almost certain the implication is that because fossilization literally turns the bones into rocks, that it affects the resurrection process, but I guess I could be wrong." forgive me for lapsing in my pokemon type knowledge rock isn't weak to ice i apologize to tyrantrum and her family @Fishing4Control i got it backwards @Fishing4Control lol oops These could function like Alolan forms and even have slightly different designs. "In her day, Tyrantrum was a pure Dragon type and not doubly weak to Ice, dammit" "By Pokemon Gen VII, resurrecting extinct Pokemon is such old tech that a guy does it out of his RV for you. I think they should introduce an advancement in the technology where you get a resurrected Pokemon without the Rock typing that occurs during fossilization." @ialika_lifina - Tyrantrum - Golem - Archeops - Nosepass - Aurorus - Aerodactyl Fossil Pokemon growing a Rock typing from the fossilization process kinda throws off the list bit lol @stellahymmne why can't they be real 😭 @Kaelyrhn - Torterra!! One of my all-time favorites :3 - Gourgeist (also a big favorite of mine) - Carnivine - Tangrowth - Decidueye - Tropius "i think my favorite trope in hentai comics currently is ""mind controlling phone app""" @Triclilith @theonerainygirl the biggest of moods Archimedes loves screens so much lol 💕💕💕 https://t.co/4rDuvpr6JC "I'm mostly kidding, and it would mean less for me to yell that at them in the moment. It's better to discover these things for yourself and of course it's just my opinion. They're at the part where the monsters tell the story of Asriel and his brother." "You know you're too much of an Undertale fan when you're watching the Game Grumps play it and you wanna scream at the screen ""Noooo stop talking and doing goofy voices this is the saddest/best part of the game!!!!""" @WilloIllo My favorite type!!! - Haunter - Dusknoir - Cofagrigus - Gourgeist - Trevenant - Chandelure @Castironbagel - Arbok - Muk - Weezing - Nidoqueen - Salazzle - Crobat @PersephoneHime There's no reason to apologize it's okay! @WilloIllo - Honchkrow - Umbreon - Malamar - Krookodile - Hydreigon - Sableye @StebMcDreb :333 @PersephoneHime https://t.co/QIrRNkv37h @Tenshi_Fae - Glaceon - Avalugg - Delibird - Mamoswine - Aurorus - Abomasnow @quatoria - Meowth @FlorenceLaReine @Kate_Bunni yes :3 @StebMcDreb - Goodra - Dragonite - Hydreigon - Tyrantrum - Noivern - Flygon @Transhockeygirl VALID THO @Chopin_42 - Charizard - Magcargo - Delphox - Salazzle - Chandelure - Magmar @Yumi_Sparkles - Scyther - Pinsir - Ariados - Shuckle - Scolipede - Galvantula @quatoria RIGHT???? One of my favorite parts of transitioning is seeing Pokemon in a new light lol @Kate_Bunni - me - me - me - me - me - me @AppleChipsTVG Birb team!! :D - Noctowl - Farfetch'd - Aerodactyl - Archeops - Yanmega - Honchkrow @FlorenceLaReine - Wigglytuff - Granbull - Slurpuff - Diancie - Sylveon - Clefable @NotYakra - Mr. Mine - Mewtwo - Grumpig - Swoobat - Xatu - Gardevoir @Transhockeygirl Steel is one of my least favorite types lol - Skarmory - Aggron - Metagross - Jirachi - Klefki - Magearna @quatoria Jokes on you as I have a ton of Normal Pokes I never get to use because I like my STAB! :P - Meowth - Exploud - Poygon - Smeargle - Miltank - Lickitung this sounds fun! :3 https://t.co/EdFV0Pohu1 @KamenSpider SAME IT MIGHT TAKE YEARS BUT I'M GONNA GO DAMMIT @FrigidElfChild we must go younger @FrigidElfChild confirmed for cute @NaniteNympho My Shepard had black lipstick too lol everything is just A Lot super depressed day yaaaay @FrigidElfChild where are you that creepy guys are talking to you before falling asleep @ScribbledSmut the first one but I'm extremely biased >.> @ScribbledSmut @SixArmedSweater true tho @Waspshot23 I'm Titans Return years old! :3 @trgrrl lol same tho https://t.co/5mOWADBWcw oh hell yea one of the specific rares i wanted! https://t.co/lyrFpByLWd "starting to get annoyed that there's no salty emote in mtg arena like if you're gonna spam good game a couple turns before it's obvious you're going to win, i deserve to be salty against that but i can't just say ""good game"" in reply because no it most certainly wasn't" @TheSecretCallie You mean the one about the history of kink at pride? I think the info in it will be remembered by the people who need to hear it. That's how minds are changed: A bucket of info gets filled and one day they might think about it again and use it to inform new opinions. @BoringNerdyKate wow sounds really gay! "@theonerainygirl You don't have to follow me back of course, but it just kinda felt like you were intentionally trying to step away from the larger community on here for a bit and that's okay. I worry so much about losing contact with friends. I can't overstate how happy I am I didn't with you💕" @Fishing4Control VALID AF PUP @theonerainygirl I noticed that you switched accounts and never followed me back again :/ I still see you on my timeline and I'm glad you didn't really vanish! And I know others noticed too. @FrigidElfChild Should someone your age even be watching something like that? :P "@FrigidElfChild It IS very fun when my aggro deck wipes the floor with them, you're right! :P" "@Chopin_42 Pretty much same, lol. It's the only way I know how to actually be competitive at the game and occasionally win :P" @Chopin_42 R/G aggro dinosaurs! It's been doing pretty good in quick play! sure maybe it's technically poor sportsmanship but like i honestly want to help these people "Where's the ""Mill decks don't work"" emote in MtG Area lol" @queerchangeling That'd be preferable! Anyone know what happens to your cards that get cycled out of Standard when it rotates in MtG Arena? Do you just... lose them forever? Or does it at least record that you have those cards in case any of them get re-printed for Standard? "@Elora_Joshua @SnowcatAffy There are spells in the deck (they provide everyone with the same deck), they're just only Planeswalkers." @TheCrisses Exactly! "So if you happen to get to 10 mana for the Ravnica at War - Momir event, the event ability of casting a ""random"" creature becomes ""cast Impervious Greatwurm"" because it's the only 10 mana creature in Standard right now lol https://t.co/PfKfRJxmMR" "Attention cis people: ""The surgery""/bottom surgery/GRS is not inherent to nor synonymous with transitioning or being trans. And when you operate on the assumption that it is, you very often put us in *extremely* embarrassing and dehumanizing situations." @doublegearsys Fuck the cis. "Doctor's office isn't a place you need to look cute of course, but that's just how us trans girls roll 😎💕✨" @KittenExclusive THIS A THOUSAND TIMES I tunnel vision so much and old people just bore right through it with their entitled rudeness. Lookin' cute at the doctor's office! ✨💕 https://t.co/5TPADrp14g "It's funny I get stares and glares so often from older people. You know, from generations known for upholding such societal norms as ""It's rude to stare""?" Do you even realize how much y'all are staring? And glaring? So fucking rude. What gives you the right? Is it every cis person? Of course not. But as a group: Fuck all y'all. Fuck cis people for making me feel constantly unwanted and unsafe in public. @MetteusAtoll I DID BUT NOT UNTIL I WAS AN ADULT ALSO THERE'S ONE IN THIS COLLECTION TOO 👻 "My mom, who rarely emails me, can't remember the email I've been using for 14 years because it doesn't have my name in it but she found my [deadname].[lastname] email so now when we talk over email I get to be deadnamed the whole time. Like, passively. Persistently. 🙃" (I still have my childhood collection lol but a lot of them arre pretty beat up and only a handful still have their tags >.>) "My mom is cleaning out my step dad's parents' place and she found the MOTHER LODE OF ALL BEANIE BABIES OMG Like my entire childhood collection is in there, plus a ton more, all in pristine condition O_O I'm... I'm gonna ask her how much shipping for all of them would be >.> https://t.co/te08dAwpZd" @FinalBossFemme lowkey kinda mad this isn't a real game Let's hope their research brings them to the correct conclusion: Namely to get rid of the fucking nazis. "@tinyterrorposs Your brain is is totally right! Whatever gender you'd rather be, you are 💕" @FinalBossFemme Huge mood. @VOID_FRIEND omg that's so awesome!!! 💕💕💕 @FinalBossFemme Incredible glow up!! How was that even you??? 💕 @Calliethulhu my queerness is extremely sexual and i'd like other queers to respect that "Tutorial complete! Unlocked the ability to choose my avatar, so of course I'm going with my girl Liliana <3 https://t.co/GXrBheq4YT" "game of the year, all years https://t.co/xofmFMoYbU" I mean part of the issue is I don't know what format this is and how many differently named 1/1s there could be in his deck but I'm already out-thinking this tutorial on several different levels whatever lol "Especially since his haste creatures so far have just been 1/1's!!! Like Arena, this is a good strategy fuck you lol" "I know this is just a tutorial, but this guy is casting haste creatures. This is a bad lesson to teach new players. https://t.co/2MGkp0Wqp0" """taped caped""? my fingers write the weirdest shit sometimes tapped CARDS lol" @MagickQueer You're so welcome! I'm glad my words are helping others. I like to think that's why I do this 💕💕💕 (seriously they don't even tap 45° wtf) (they put a tapped symbol on it which is FINE but it annoys me lol) "Trying out MtG Arena for the first time. I've been really excited to try it ever since wanting something like Hearthstone but without the steady stream of ""mana"" it allows which annoys me. So far my biggest complaint with Arena is tapped caped don't tap 90° D:<" @MagickQueer Of course! <3 "Even if it made any fucking sense to posit the idea of a cis person sneaking into transness and getting HRT or surgeries they don't ""need,"" that ""cis"" person should still be allowed that care, because at that point they aren't fucking cis, now are they? It's their body." "In other words, I was saved by the idea that bodily autonomy trumps all. So even if you'll sometimes see me appeal to an inner sense of gender that I believe all trans people have, the only way to allow them that gender is by saying ""Your body, do what you want with it.""" The ONLY WAY that I was able to save my fucking life from an early death at the hands of dysphoria was to be allowed to transition for what I believed were reasons not related to dysphoria. I didn't have what I understood to be the narrow definition of gender dysphoria that most people (cis and trans) operate under. But once the fog of having the wrong hormones in my system lifted? I saw all the dysphoria I had been burying for years without knowing I was doing it. "However, it can be easy to miss the forest for the trees while doing that. Earlier in the thread I mentioned I transitioned because of my gender dysphoria. And now I say it's because I simply wanted to be a girl? Both are true, lemme explain:" "It can often be helpful to appeal to an inner transness, so to speak. I initially transitioned simply because I wanted to be a girl. I think that arguing that that was some inner truth within me showing itself the only way it could is true, & I think that's also true for others." "@eilidhmax gee women make glasgow (awful name btw), I dunno, maybe ask the monthly PMS symptoms I get without even cycling my prog??? fucking cis people" "If we stay focused on the understanding that a person can do what they please with their own damn body, cis people will not able to erase us. If we stay focused on some nebulous ""true trans"" concept, that concept can and will be eroded over time. Focus on what's important." "You say you transitioned because of your gender dysphoria. I did too! Yet there is no shortage of cis people lining up to tell you that gender dysphoria isn't real, and therefore transitioning is wrong. How is one ""I know you better than you do"" argument different from another?" The ACTUAL fight here is for bodily autonomy. That's why so many of us are opposed to finding a trans gene or a trans brain scan or whatever. Because it misses the entire fucking point: That anyone should be able to transition if they want to. Why shouldn't they? "They exist in the minuscule space that medical professionals carved out for us DECADES AGO (yeah, they're not even up to date with modern medical science) and think we'll be safe there. We won't. Cis bigots will fight against even that." "I know it's difficult to know for sure who actually represents us all, but it cannot be transmedicalists because they reject the premise of ""It's your body, you should be free to do with it as you please.""" "Trans rights are fundamentally about bodily autonomy, which is why truscum/transmedicalists are fundamentally opposed to everything we're fighting for as trans people, even though they're trans themselves." @FinalBossFemme I'm just thinking about the kind of energy you put forth in so many of your tweets and your overall online presence and I can't help but think they're thinking you only transitioned for the awesome sex and amazing feeling of loving your body to which I'd say... huge same??? "@eilidhmax ""[what] on earth would you think you could get from a few pills or injections?"" I think(???) is what that sentence is asking and like, I dunno Women Make Glasgow, maybe my mental fucking health and my own tits? Call it artificial all you want, it saved my fucking life." "@lucashoal 5/25/77, yup!" @lumpen_rose welcome to being little! here's your complimentary diaper :V @lucashoal You were born exactly 3 months to the day before the 10th anniversary of Star Wars! :O @lucashoal I was born 3 days before the 10th anniversary of Star Wars! Kinda random but I've always been weirdly proud of that factoid lol @lucashoal I love meeting fellow '87 babies! Such a rare occurrence once you're out of school. We were born too early! :/ wanna go back in time and smash the face of any cis adult who tells me a 12-year-old can't be trans smash their fucking faces in i'm mad "It's entirely possible I had thoughts about wanting to be a girl before age 12, but that's the earliest I remember having those thoughts. Regardless though: That was 1999. And I'm so fucking furious that cisheteronormative society didn't permit me to know that I could be a girl." what my friends who love kojima games sound like to me "distance is such a massive cunt like there are so many of my mutuals i wanna give a huge hug to but y'all are halfway across the globe it's the monkey's paw result of the promise the internet offered to bring everyone ""closer""" @gwen_no_fear @PrissyOrcGF forbidden validation is so real i hatelove it "The main reason is because to me, in my mind, the mods I'm looking to get seemed strongly inherently feminine to me growing up. I think my mind just put ""cool piercings and such"" in the ""ideal body"" box along with ""also is a girl"" but just buried that part a bit deeper." Is the reason I'm so obsessed with putting holes in my face and tattoos on my skin because I want to look as little like the assumed man I used to be as possible? Well it's not the MAIN reason but... yeah kinda @PrissyOrcGF @storytellerwes2 (I should mention this applies to US passports but I haven't heard that it's much easier in Canada) "@PrissyOrcGF @storytellerwes2 So I've had to fly internationally with: - Legal name Kathryn - Correct, recent picture - M on the passport, F on the license (which they don't look at, but still) It's usually fine, but still scary and shouldn't work this way." @PrissyOrcGF @storytellerwes2 The M on the passport is particularly difficult to change. My license having an F just needed a real simple letter from my endocrinologist. For my passport? It needs a VERY specific letter from my endo where ONE ERROR can negate the whole thing. They're bizarrely particular. "@Kaelyrhn Yup. And if you ever want that political action back, it's effortless to give your money away." "@Kaelyrhn Anyone who isn't wealthy determines what is just. This isn't philosophy, this is determining who gets to live and who gets to die. No time for ""what is just"" arguments." dictatorship of the proletariat and all that shit The happiness and well-being of marginalized people isn't subjective or up for debate. These are in many cases quantifiable things that can be understood with actual data. The opposition just has money. Their position should be automatically thrown out by default. @Kaelyrhn The ability to overturn just laws that are protecting people is not a key to ANY functioning anything. "We have the science, we have the voice of the people. They just have money. This shouldn't be this fucking difficult." "Like I don't care even if the processes that allows for this to happen can be used for good in some cases? The way we should run the world is things that make people happier and more equal with each other are set in fucking stone, no exceptions." "I fully admit that I'm not an expert on law or how the government is run, but the fact that Roe v. Wade can be overturned at all seems like a massive failure of the entire system. Like what's even the point of progress if bigots can eventually just undo it all?" "@Raelet everyone saying ""unless it's mom!"" are cowards mom can text like everyone else" This happens literally every single time I don't know why I bother "Me, a fool apparently: I will let this game download overnight because it's the best time to let the slow-ass internet take its time The downloader when I awake the next morning: WHY WEREN'T YOU BABYSITTING ME? THE INTERNET WAS SO SLOW THERE WAS AN ERROR 10% OF THE WAY IN" hhhhhhhh I wanna go here before I die !!! @Kate_Bunni why are you apologizing? @PowerOfMelody @VOID_FRIEND seconded tbh @PrissyOrcGF @CaseyExplosion hhhhhhhg 👀👀👀 @lucashoal omg don't @ him he's busy making more masterpieces thIS IS A POPULSR SONG NOT AN INVITATION TO REGRESS ME FHFFFGBXXCVV I ain't afraid of no Pokemon Sleep I ain't afraid of no Pokemon Bed @Calliethulhu *gave the impression Fuck my phone "@Calliethulhu (nothing you've said I wish would stop, btw. I don't mind hearing from this side, so to speak 💕)" @Calliethulhu I'm worried I have the impression that I didn't believe you saw people say those things. I didn't think that for a second. Truly I just saw a mutual I like say that collars are fine but that kink at Pride isn't okay and I don't like arguing with friends and wish this would stop. "@Calliethulhu I'm sorry, Callie. Waste of time is the wrong phrasing. I'm probably not seeing the same kind of discourse you are and honestly, that's probably better for my mental health. I didn't mean to butt in with half-formed thoughts." @Calliethulhu No I know that's out there. My frustration is I've seen a few mutuals dodge that easy-to-shoot-down point and I wish they'd be more clear with wtf they're saying. @Calliethulhu Once again discourse is a huge waste of time because everyone's talking about hypotheticals. "@Calliethulhu This is all very good but I've also seen the anti-kink patrol say ""Nah, collars are fine"" & I'm wondering what the actual fuck they're arguing against. Just nebulous ""kink"" of some kind and leaning hard into ""Well if you think minors should see that I don't know what to tell you""" @CuddlePotato I don't even remember that I'm sorry ;_; @fangirlscreamo I have clusters like that all over the house hehehe feeling this extremely hard right now https://t.co/SkyssSYs3c "fucking save me from this discourse, it'll be the end of me" *a finger on the monkey's paw curls as if to answer a request I never made as my timeline starts to show people actually arguing this* oh goddess why did I tempt fate like this @FOURLUNG more people should join a cabal of gay witches tbh I need to find a day sometime soon to just be smol x.x I sometimes joke about bein little but it's usually not an all day thing. Takes the right atmosphere and free time to exist in littlespace for that long but I need it one of these days ;.; @FOURLUNG SNEAKY KITTY "- World of Warcraft - Pokemon series (shared Pokedex with transferring to each new Gen so it counts as ""one"" game imo) - Overwatch - Minecraft - Animal Crossing (original is my favorite but Wild World probably has the most hours?)" "@tinyterrorposs @ACrimsonSun @AriMadeOfCotton @Kingdomcub It's impossible to be a transtrender. Simply wanting to be a gender other than the one you were assigned is a recognized form of gender dysphoria, and even the fictional trenders by definition want to be another gender. You're trans." @NewGenderWhoDis holy shit fuck that guy D: what the fuck is wrong with cis people @melodyaligned @_tinyflower I dunno... 50%? I guess I'd be willing to try it. @maegodhavemercy oooh i would've been obsessed with that movie as a kid had i heard of it "@maegodhavemercy oh if we're talking about rping as a girl, i've been doing that for much longer too >.>" @ACrimsonSun these are all so cuuuuuuuute and so are you omg! 😍💕 "@innautico Back before loot was more personalized, it was fun only having the hunters to fight with over the rare agility mail armor that dropped lol" @lumpen_rose you haven't the prayer of those always online *nods* "My main toon, Tazztok (a enhancement shaman troll) turns ten this year!" Word of Warcraft was the first game I allowed myself to play a female character in. Other games had that option but something just clicked with me about WoW. Exploring my gender in a safe environment like that opened the door to eventually working out that I was a girl. @lumpen_rose i don't know what you're talking about "@destroyeroftroy it's okay, you didn't do anything please don't make me also feel guilty that i'm like, guilting people" maybe that's why hardly anyone flirts with me on here because i already have a crush on so many people and apparently it's super obvious so i guess there's no fun in it? @destroyeroftroy >/////> @destroyeroftroy WHAT !!! @destroyeroftroy 🙋‍♀️ @Lunar_Opals yup! :3 @Lunar_Opals yea it's wild how i just... make it naturally now @Calliethulhu like giving or receiving? @NeonNympho *happy beeps* ^.^ @NeonNympho (don't worry i'll drink any you don't want) taking hrt solely to turn my pee into coveted gamer girl pee @SpectraSystem true!!!!! update: this was way too much ice cream and brownies x.x [cw food] warm brownies with reeses ice cream!! :333 i do NOT have the appetite of an unsupervised toddler why would you say such a thing D:< https://t.co/PVRsQn9bda @SteampunkPenny @PersephoneHime g-good idea Mistress! >/////< @PersephoneHime hhhheck your good at that >///< I really love Koopa Troopas :3 https://t.co/rH96cFULCR @Estrace666 @NeonNympho no that's his ex @Caliriana It's not really a kink per se but I do do it a lot soooooo 100% I guess? >.> "@NeonNympho @Estrace666 Technically Basil of Baker Street, but yes" I bought this bony fren a few weeks ago and I don't think I ever shared a picture of her??? https://t.co/E75fTTVAYR @queermel Okay! :3 @PersephoneHime jgdafdhdashddfhhgdag !!! @queermel (It's funny and cute and I would retweet it if I could) "@AliceAvizandum That's why I've literally never allowed myself to try it. I don't blame anyone for being hooked on it, tho :/" "@PennyOaken oof, 100% easy x.x" @PersephoneHime hhhhgghhh yes plz 100% >.< @Kaelyrhn @Bieeanshee >/////< @Bieeanshee It's okay! 💕💕💕 "@Kaelyrhn I consider it both a kink and not a kink depending on context, and that's a hard 100% from me of course!! :3c" @PersephoneHime Maybe 75%? I'm into it but I've never done anything with it or worn it o.o @LOSTLEAD8R gfhsfgsdh 100% >.> @Jennimason0990 hhhghhggh e-extremely 100% >////< "@SpectraSystem PRO-MOMMY ACCOUNT, 10/10, 100/100" @Katheryn_Lin @matoiyan https://t.co/hIpVaSZd3a "@Bieeanshee Phobia, actually! So, 0%. I don't like balloons. They're just loud pops/bangs waiting to happen o.o" @FaerieKittyVamp 100% of course! :333 @tiptransformed ... 100% https://t.co/rBAitxBGoc @NeonNympho 100%!!! <3 <3 <3 @Calliethulhu that's fair tbh @wehpudicabok 0% ew gross :P there's no possible way this could backfire https://t.co/41RapK6edZ can't wait to finally sleep with my pokemon i bet haunter is a good cuddler (no arms to fall asleep) @bigblue32123 I'm familiar with Gatherer but I didn't think to check if it was a reprint lol @GwenStarlight i want to get off mr discourse's wild ride PERFECT THANK YOU!! 💕💕💕 @itsviviactually saaaaaaaame omg gimme that pokemon game series nostalgia heck yes! "@tamithastindall Yaaaaay! Good to know, thank you!" @hemmingcost I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN OLD CARD THAT'S EVEN COOLER THANK YOU I have this only slightly irrational fear that I'll miss out on them announcing they're closing the Pokemon Bank or cutting off 3DS support from Pokemon Home and I'll be fucked x_x Like I have my prized Living Dex on my copy of Ultra Moon (which is currently with my misplaced 3DS that I should get around to finding >.>) and on the Pokemon Bank I have a TON of legit event legendaries for trade fodder. I want it all on new hardware/software. This era between Gen VII and Gen VIII is stressful and I won't feel better until my 15-year-old Living Pokedex is moved onto the Pokemon Sword x_x "@NihiliaXIV Wait Pokemon Bank is like something real cheap like $5 a year or something? Not free tho, I misremembered for a second there." "@NihiliaXIV Gen 5 to Gen 6 needs a specific app of its own, but it should still be free on the 3DS store. Gen 6 and 7 use Pokemon Bank, another free app." "So long as this is compatible with 3DS, this is basically the service I've been waiting for for this gen." "Like, this isn't some creature or even an avatar. It's genesis itself. Literally genesis incarnate. SO cool." "@princessproto I strongly feel systems can break the ""two types max"" rule" "This is a really cool card regardless, but that creature type + flavor text is SO. COOL. OMG. https://t.co/266yIpGJaV" "@nightfallgemini @ireneista @Calliethulhu A few months ago there was a company that made an esports ""gaming dress"" for ""gamer girls"" and admitted to not having consulted any women on the design of it. A lot of us ironically(?) want one because of how tacky it is." @FrigidElfBirb 👀💦💦💦 @FrigidElfBirb hhh y-you should @TheCatMom I was 17 then I'm 32 now :X I don't feel like I'm 32 and my friends on here don't feel like I am either. I lost a good decade to dysphoria which might explain it *shrugs* @FrigidElfBirb hhhhhhhhhg !!! >//////< @FinalBossFemme @CaseyExplosion I don't know I want everything on Switch but I really do @FrigidElfBirb g-good thing i'm n-not >/////> 💦 beep boop @FrigidElfBirb l-lewd! 💦 Opening credits have a pterosaur flying through a city and at the time I thought they were some of the best opening credits I had ever seen. [cw nsfw] transition goals @Calliethulhu brb ordering the gamer dress specifically for pride @ScribbledSmut (I was distracted while typing that so I'm not sure why I did a :3 face but I guess it works?) @ScribbledSmut and that's NOT because mine is small :3 "Which in turn makes a lot of discourse feel pointless. It's really kinda shitty because again, it's often dealing with important matters! But in a few weeks we'll barely remember any of it. Just be excellent to each other, don't be a gatekeeper, & try not to discourse too much." "You've won the Game of Twitter when you realize that all discourse is temporary. It might be talking about important things, but the ""causalities"" of discourse? Who gets labeled as ""That asshole who had that terrible hot take during discourse #6,758""? Ephemeral." @Calliethulhu Gotcha. Obviously that's a galaxy brained take that needs to be argued against. "@Calliethulhu I didn't want to imply that no one was. Just that I was seeing just about every friend of mine arguing against that point which made me confused. It's an important fight to have, but now I see a lot of my ace friends feeling shitty. Because the discourse is mutating again." Every goddamn year during the summer y'all think of a new terrible discourses to have and everyone comes out of it less happier than they were and having learned nothing. It makes me legitimately dread Pride season on Twitter. Fuck. "My Mistress, the one who collared me, is ace. Kink isn't just about sex. It's how some families just are. I feel like this debate doesn't need to get this ugly." "But now that my ace friends are in the crosshairs, I feel I should speak up. Pride shouldn't JUST be about kink and sex, obviously. There should be spaces at Pride where ace/aro people feel welcomed. This is a no-brainer. But that doesn't mean keeping ALL kink out of Pride, yea?" I had been keeping out of this discourse mainly because I couldn't tell what was being debated. Just seemed like a bunch of my friends yelling at some invisible boogeyman that's supposedly trying to strip all kink out of Pride. Is there anyone actually arguing this? "Also it didn't seem like the initial complaint was ""Can we have non-sexual spaces at Pride"" but rather ""Sex and kink should not be at Pride."" These are two VERY different arguments. Yes to the first one, a HUGE NO to the second. That's ACTUAL accommodation for EVERYONE." "The most frustrating part about this kink at Pride discourse is I haven't actually heard from the people on the other side? I mean, NOW I'm hearing from my ace friends, but the backlash was in response to some nebulous protection of children at Pride, not ace folks." @l4dyb0ners CUTE HEN AND SEXY NUG TBH "@mperezwritesirl Heck Gay Gem Girlfriend was one of the first people on here that went from friend of mine to just blocking me and I still have no idea why. Really fucked me up at the time. I know you and I aren't mutuals but it was nice being reminded of her @ again, thank you." "Like, I know they're busy. I'm not even mad about that. But my phone anxiety plus the shitty signal up here means the planets have to align just to talk to someone. This is an INCREDIBLY inefficient way to get a hole of people :/" "I have to remember to answer all Colorado-based numbers that call me. They're never wrong numbers or scams, they're always Ka*ser. Trans coordinator called me after I left a message on their machine a week ago and I'm really hoping it won't take another week." @Uber_Anne extremely relevant to my interests wow 👀 @MadameMolotov Omg congrats and good luck!! So happy for you!!! 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu Autumn is one of my best friends on here and I miss its presence already. My TL is a less fun place without it :/ Sending all the loves tho!!!! 💕 @kat_blaque The lack of self-awareness this guy has is *staggering*. I'm in awe. @_imperialpurple I named him after the owl from Sword In The Stone! It's a really pretty name imo 💕 (This tweet brought to you by finding @/HernyEd on here who's cartooning skills and character designs are such huge goals for me) @ScribbledSmut small dicks are SO CUTE OKAY LOTSA PEOPLE I WANNA SMOOCH DUNNO IF THEY WANNA SMOOCH AND IT'S COOL IF THEY DON'T BUT GOSHHHHH Archimedes is such a snuggler I love him so much!! 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/SAJsAP0oV1 "Between all the different friends and loved ones everyone who lives here has visiting on any given day, there are SO MANY GORGEOUS TRANSFEMMES IN MY HOUSE AND I'M TOO GAY FOR THIIIIIIS x_x" @Calliethulhu I'm glad it's taking it easy. Can't wait to see it again 💕💕💕 """OMG I was such a huge fan of this artist on Tumblr but I forgot about them I'm so glad I found them again!"" - Me on Twitter like every other day" "@tainkirrahe @NeonNympho HUGE SAME. I was like, ""Masterpiece is making all the G1 I'll ever need from now on"" and now I'm just a few figures from having a complete Siege set >.>" @MapleReam HELL YEA DONUTS :333 *nom* "in about 7 months, undertale's year of 201X will have only ever happened in the past" this basically means the 2010's are almost over and honestly? good fucking riddance let's make the 20's way cooler how is it almost june wtf happened @MapleReam can we eat you out tho 🤔 look at me i'm a shedinja Ghost/Bug! 👻🐞 @Av1000000000 how can this be your most recent selfie??? you're so cute!! D:< (cute in this pic too tho :3) "@Quinn__tessence I treat mutuals as friends, partly for that reason. I've yet to see anyone angry I DM'd them when we're mutuals. I would just DM them and tell them!" @ScribbledSmut goals!! 😍😍😍 @TheSecretCallie I have really bad acne scars too. For years my mom would buy me acne meds and cream and stuff and I'd never used them because I thought I had to be a boy :/ "@dronkus23 Whether you're amab or afab is no one's businesses. You're not misleading people, some people we just rudely nosey." @quatoria I feel that my sexuality and gender are similarly linked 💕 So happy for you!! 💕💕 @behsss TRUE FACTS 💕💕💕 @emuchaton heck ur right @Estrace666 heck that does sound fun @Estrace666 shit I should use discord more often :O @Casssdreams omg this is a terrible tweet *retweets* @Are_All_Dead Haunter and Blackarachnia! @cyberslutfaye !!! This unit's adding that to her tattoo idea list!! @FrigidElfChild sounds like them @FOURLUNG please rise o7 @cyberslutfaye Is that a barcode tattoo? I love it! :O @MOOMANiBE I'm a lifelong player of the second thing @melodyaligned yaaaaaay!! @danistarxxx i love him so much!!! https://t.co/8GgB4nvzE5 (horns too) transition goals tho https://t.co/DlFtIwqZmz @melodyaligned m-me? o.o @melodyaligned hehehe okay :333 @melodyaligned c-cause i kinda wanna be padded >/////> @melodyaligned imma big girl >.> @gailforcenyine @Kalindlara IM NOT POUTING D:< @melodyaligned nnoooo im not wearin padding >/////< @lumpen_rose like a mommy!!! @lumpen_rose just surround yourself with little things and pretend! (also can help to have a big remind you how little you are) "@Estrace666 @LucyDoyle_1997 I haven't yet, but goals and yeah, that's absolutely a thing" whys everyone assuming im little today???? https://t.co/oH0jJXmQnt "@VerafiedBabe It varies. Some cats never like it. Binx doesn't like to be picked up, but I raised him from kittenhood so he trusts me. I held him a lot as a kitten, though!" my boy loves his momma so much 😭💕 https://t.co/itiXhb32S3 My baby Binx knew his momma was having a rough day and shoved himself onto my chest for some SERIOUS snuggles with LOTS of bees! He NEVER does this outside of the bed 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/EQDLwOZpSd so tiny!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/8am79aEUFl @gwen_no_fear @LezKatze OMG MY GAY HEART IS MELTING AND I'M TOTALLY NOT CRYING THANKS 😭💕💕💕 @MagsVisaggs Cute tho! 💕💕💕 @MOOMANiBE IT'S A REAL BITCH INNIT @NeonNympho @MoneyAlt800 @Calliethulhu s-same >////< @Kexta89 just wanna have lunch @DoomGender this one is sooooo good unf i need this done to me okay but did you know that like girls @spookythewitch @Calliethulhu this is an incredibly valuable resource holy shit @Calliethulhu @NikatinePrime @KittenFemme Every word of it is true! @SissaDreki *offers hugs* 💕💕 @lumpen_rose HECK CALLED OUT "@APrivateRobin @nyaakat Five hours later and I've completely forgotten, lol Something silly, I'm sure" @nyaakat @APrivateRobin lol I'm high don't pay attention to me @APrivateRobin you mean the angle makes your cock even cuter? :333 "@NeonNympho I agree, it's just weird to see a no spoilers hashtag for a kaiju movie imo" @NeonNympho You mean 2014 Godzilla? @NeonNympho Yeah and last time said story suuuuuuuuucked and was not the reason most folks liked that movie. "like seriously, don't spoil movies but also, what the fuck kind of spoilers could this movie possibly contain you weird kaiju fans" yo I heard Godzilla wins at the end and beats all the monsters the only blue life that matters is Sonic the Hedgehog doubly so at a furry convention "If you wear a fucking blue lives matter pin to a furry convention, you're asking to get your face smashed in and your fursuit set on fire, jsyk 💕" @SarahVeeisme Glad I'm not muted yet >.> I do try to tag nsfw stuff when I occasionally retweet it @FlorenceLaReine https://t.co/iciqDiJe6v @FlorenceLaReine must it sexuality euphoria? being gay rocks so hard imo @SarahVeeisme cutie!! 💕 @dronkus23 Hi I'm unfortunately an American and I have no idea? "@MagsVisaggs Blegh, I guess Pizza H*t but I feel dirty for even saying that" who gave this dork a medical degree seriously lol you're a terrible doctor delete your account @0xbabebeef You're super cute! 💕 "@mizabitha Is whatshername going to jail indefinitely because of her refusal to answer the subpoena? If no, then that's bullshit, if yes, then great! She's free to stick to her morals too or whatever while she rots in prison." @Chopin_42 I posted a new selfie right before this pic and I wasn't 100% sure which one you were replying to for a second there 😘 I keep forgetting that this new phone keeps everything mirrored??? Technically this picture is backwards lol "Midna is so cute, y'all!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/orbO6hvq4M" "Haven't worn this sapphic-ass top in months! I wasn't even collared last time I wore it, can you even imagine? ✨ https://t.co/WzyGbPFz1c" @Triclilith you're shorter than me :V @0xbabebeef this is it you won the meme @JessicaNgtmare You're getting close to some of my favorite parts of the game. I'm excited to see your thoughts on everything! @ScribbledSmut @SixArmedSweater h-hot @JessicaNgtmare Oh cool! They just got past Muffet which is why I asked. Have you played it before? I take it you're enjoying it? :3 @JessicaNgtmare Are you watching the Game Grumps play through Undertale too? :P @SatanaKennedy Exactly! It's also upgradable! There's no downside! :3 @tiger 13k followers and your DMs are open? You're braver than I could ever be lol @ponettplus This will almost certainly change soon. I remember in the early days of MLPFiM finding toys that actually looked like the characters was initially surprisingly hard. Was told my piercings will be ready for the next gauge size in as little as 3 weeks and I'm kiiiiinda counting down the days until then >.> omg how have i never noticed that the joke with catty and bratty from undertale is that they're an alley cat and an alley-gator @WitchAfterDark omg can they not call it a woody please @lisaquestions @squidlarkin I'm not familiar with that person but that sounds really cool :D @MissSapphomet It's not a common enough trope as it should be imo "Like I had this idea to use this quote as a joke about how (at the time) I only had one headmate while so many other plural systems had a ton, but it never came together because I found our third shortly after lol" Willy Wonka is a weirdly quotable movie for me and I have no idea why @FrigidElfChild *offers hugs* :/ @pouchedfox It's so much better to have one that always stays hard and that you can take off whenever you want! :3 @selahmorrigan RIGHT??? THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE :D "@squidlarkin ME TOO IT'S LIKE AT THE TOP OF MY ""THINGS TO DO WITH A NEW PUSSY"" LIST I'M SO EXCITED" Anyone else really love when TG stories have the person's dick become fake as a part of their transformation? Feel like finding that hot might be a trans girl mood. Anyway can't wait to live that chapter of the TG story that is my life :333 @Estrace666 *offers hugs* :/ "Like, it's not just about topping with a dick. It's topping with a dick that you CHOSE as is your goddamn RIGHT. Sounds redundant? Who the fuck cares, it's your body and you're living your truth. Also it's really, really sexy. There's that part too." I love the implied middle finger to the universe that is a trans girl using a strap-on @HentaiOrcGF omg that strap-on is so unf i-i i would like some plz >////< @Flailmorpho_ yes they are absolutely a scam "@VerafiedBabe I don't think so. All I know is when they started talking about this recently, I heard it was Ratburn who was gay and I was like, ""Yeah I thought we knew that?""" "Okay I could have SWORN Ratburn came out as gay on Arthur like a decade ago. I assume it's being talking about now because there was an episode about the actual wedding, but it's so silly that ""concerned"" parents are acting like this is new?" "@FrigidRainbow I've seen so many other tweets make the same joke including your tweet, I was just feeling unoriginal lol :V" There are two wolves inside of you They're both gay You're gay The wolves are furries and you're all making out I lost my train of thought "@KittenFemme I basically have a dedicated Twitter screen and a dedicated YouTube screen, and while some YT videos hold my attention, most are just on in the background by design. I've had an internet addiction since I was 13. I'm 32 now and I don't know how to stop." "@KittenFemme I used to have so many sites I'd visit regularly, even in the social media age we're in now. There was a time when Facebook, Reddit, and Tumblr were my main rotation. I don't think i need to explain why all 3 of those fell by the wayside for me Now it's just endless Twitter :/" @KittenFemme mood :/ @SixArmedSweater (And dysphoria makes this problem ten times worse! 🙃) "@SixArmedSweater This also has the shitty consequence of I don't know how to smile with my teeth in a picture. I barely perfected smiling without my teeth, and that still takes several tries. What my brain tells me is ""smiling"" looks like a gross grimace." @SixArmedSweater same hat! i hate it! :D "@ClockworkQTDoll I completely understand and there's no judgement. I've been there too, quite often. It's okay 💕💕💕" "Today was such an awful day emotionally and I feel like I acted like a weird freak and we have two gorgeous guests staying with us. One of them I know understands, but the other I'm worried thinks I'm super weird :/ (Rationally I know she doesn't, but...)" "@tinybird420 It's true I hit 3k a few months ago and I've become an insufferable asshole ever since. It's just how Twitter works, sadly" @TheSecretCallie Like I have someone making basically the same argument you are in my mentions and I don't even feel safe LIKING their tweets. "@TheSecretCallie (I know you know better than many how impossible it is to talk about this stuff, I'm just venting because I'm extremely frustrated by this hellsite)" @TheSecretCallie You're right of course but good luck explaining these very basic concepts in public on Twitter without getting an army of assholes assuming the worst in your words. "@Jennimason0990 But regardless, I don't want to act like this is normal, natural, or okay, even if we discovered literally 99% of kids do it. It still should be discouraged, but yeah, it's probably gonna happen despite our best efforts." @Jennimason0990 I just avoided social interactions because I was pretty bad at faking it. "(It's actually kind of a funny story. I DISTINCTLY remember one of the actual adults there saying, ""You're 25...?"" the second I said anything other than my supposed age. I signed off in fear and never tried it again lol) (But I also downloaded a lot of porn I wasn't supposed to)" "@jbarkerdesigns @NekohimeMusou And yet there's so many people ready to write off all those artists as pedophiles. And what sucks is, some of them probably are. So once again Twitter makes it impossible to actually talk about either side of this." "@MOOMANiBE Basically! But you wouldn't know that from how ugly the discourse is getting! Because yeah, acting like we need to plead with kids to not lie about their age (because the consequences could in fact be extremely dire) sounds groomy as fuck! There's no winning here!" "@MOOMANiBE I lied about my age to so many websites before I was 18. Twitter didn't exist then, but I can't imagine my experience was/is an anomaly. Now that doesn't mean I'm gonna make a big thread directed at kids implying the responsibility is theirs entirely. It's a complicated subject." The gig was only up when I interacted with other adults. But if I only lurked? Wouldn't have been hard to go unnoticed. "It's not ""catfishing."" It's lying about their age. Real simple stuff that's honestly pretty easy to try, even for ""good"" kids like I was. Twitter didn't exist before I was 18 but I sure as hell tried to tell the adult section of Furcadia that I was 25 when I was 15." "And OBVIOUSLY there are common sense steps one can take to avoid having minors see one's adult content. But y'all understand no method is foolproof, right? I could put my account on private, try to only let adults in, and some minors could simply... lie about their age." "Like Jesus Christ this is one of the WORST topics to discourse over, y'all. There are no winners here." "It's not cool to say that it's a kid's responsibility to avoid adult content online. It's also impossible on a platform like this to know for ABSOLUTE CERTAIN that LITERALLY NO ONE underage is viewing your adult content. Neither extreme makes sense, so stop arguing like it does" @FrigidElfChild https://t.co/hfu3n8qRki "By the way: I don't personally have a phobia of rats or snakes. I used to own a few rats. I'm practicing something called ""empathy."" Try it sometime. Fucking Christ." "It's so goddamn infantilizing. Yes, I know wasps and snakes and rats aren't evil. I'm not a fucking moron. Your love of creepy crawlies is awesome until you use it to act superior. Cut it the fuck out." "If you ever responded to someone very obviously having a phobia of an animal with ""Lemme write you a science textbook real fast to try to explain to you why your phobia is wrong"" I'm gonna need you to stop doing that forever." Like I don't know how anyone could see that and not think that person doesn't lack empathy? "I'm gonna need bug enthusiasts to stop trying to reason with people who have a phobia of bugs. I'm irrationally afraid of wasps, Janet. That might mean I jokingly say they're evil sometimes. That doesn't mean I would sign off on the becoming extinct. Ease the fuck up." @DevourerRose @squidlarkin @PowerOfMelody Y'all are so pretty omg! 💕 @TheSecretCallie valid but also same @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme Dysphoria tells such convincing lies @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie I'd kill for those hips. I can work with the tits I got but sometimes my entire lower half feels like Hank Hill's 😭 I know that's not rational And Yet @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme Kate is such goals tbh omg 😍 @TheSecretCallie I know dysphoria can't be reasoned with like this but I still want to say I think your face is incredibly pretty 💕 "@TheSecretCallie turns out you're just hot, Callie :P" just love the amount of CHONK bowser has https://t.co/bp0CLpVbHu @BugbearPancakes nope! :3 bowser's cuddlosity is p good tbh https://t.co/d2xCXl1uFK realizing that I sometimes mix up the various drone accounts I follow and am mutuals with and how incredibly on-brand for them that is @Drone0143 heck same You know what nah I'm not getting involved with that discourse. But y'all still need to stop. @KittenFemme https://t.co/vPJWhzNMNH happy to report there's nothing we can learn from the bootlickers and that their complaints should be ignored https://t.co/u8rmGwmk1v "@its_tacotime good to know your original tweet truly was worthless on every conceivable level then, thanks" "@its_tacotime do I have to actually say ACAB for the magic spell that makes you block me, feel silenced, and only wanted a conversation (as opposed to whatever this is) happen? because like, ACAB" @DevourerRose All of us have phone anxiety there's really no one that'd be a good choice for that @cherubelly SO CUTE THO "Also I love how last time I vented about this while mentioning my phone anxiety, their Twitter person replied with ""DM me and I'll give you my phone number"" completely missing the entire fucking point so now I'm censoring their name to avoid that nonsense" Called the trans coordinator at Ka*ser days ago and she still hasn't gotten back to me :/ It takes so long to work up the spoons to call and now I need to basically record the same message a second time when I really just wish I could email or text her D: @cordy_fox You have every right to @MetteusAtoll I'm only having the second part :/ "@cordy_fox I'm sorry, Cordy" @cordy_fox look I don't have the spoons for this debate I'm just agreeing with the part about how you can't make it the kid's responsibility I've made nsfw art too. @cordy_fox Literally two tweets down she addresses that and clarifies @PrissyOrcGF omg Morgan stop making me want all these mods (don't stop) @its_tacotime you think this is me trying to present good information lmao @FOURLUNG oh shit and this time you could actually play it with other people without needing obscure peripherals no one but me owned @its_tacotime you're doing a great job illustrating how silenced you are i don't know why more people don't take you seriously "@tainkirrahe I had a tweet expressing frustration with the backlash against that figure but this is completely unacceptable. Fuck that toy, it's not worth all this and I'm sorry you've been the target of such harassment :/" @KittenFemme I miss them already 💕 "@SarahAkele Dinner knife, apparently. A ""real"" butter knife is a weird-shaped knife made specifically for spreading butter and not much else." @its_tacotime then my first recommendation would be to stop fellating that boot you keep slobbering over this is part of the reason i'm so tmi on my twitter acts as a kind of journal i can use to recall exact dates of things "lol last time i talked about pms symptoms was 6 weeks ago on the dot and we're back in it like clockwork! horrible, horrible clockwork :V" @its_tacotime nice job blocking me immediately lol "'niCE jOB siLENcing uS!!!' literally no one wants to talk with you, so thanks?" like there's a boot shoved in your mouth i feel like talking is gonna be difficult for you what possible conversation could a bootlicker like you offer tho "@JaneFae Hercules is a real, living character in the Marvel comics. Greek myths are real too in that universe." @deathpigeon "@JaneFae Oh, I thought for sure she had one during that battle with Hela. She bought a new one, then. I'm sure Doctor Strange knows where on earth they're breeding pegasi" @JaneFae It's her horse. It probably lives at her house in New Asgard. It's the same horse she rode in Ragnarok. anxiety AND depression today yaaaaaay :/ "@quatoria I mean I like in a house with four other sapphic trans women, it'd be hard not to :P" @quatoria I've been meaning to watch Bound. Seems like it'd be right up my alley 👀 @ButchPuppy hell yea @a_alice_nsfw @suezobeam Pretty much same. @emuchaton living the dream baybee ALSO DIDN'T KNOW SANS WOULD JUST STACK ENDLESS HOT DOGS ON YOUR HEAD IF YOU RAN OUT OF INVENTORY SPACE FOR MORE THIS GAME HAS SO MUCH HIDDEN IN IT these meme speaks to me as someone who lived for 25 years with a mom who was a light sleeper @ButtGoblin666 screaming with anticipation tbh "@cielelovesu oof, what happened? :/" gauges are mildly itchy which I choose to interpret as the skin on my ears stretching in real time "@suezobeam I'm terrible at the bullet hell parts and none of it was harder than a a single inventory's worth of bisicles. I mean I used the boxes that are like, in the overworld, but the other two I didn't know about I don't feel I needed." @NekoArc cute boobs on a cutie tbh :3 "@TheSecretCallie *lots of frustratingly inadequate internet hugs, at least*" I've played Undertale all the way through 3 different pacifism runs and I didn't know until the recent Game Grumps streams of it that: - The Snowdin Inn gives you ten extra HP on top of your max for free - Alphys's upgrades to you phone include TWO BOXES SERIOUSLY?? @TheSecretCallie That might help. I wish I could offer you a real hug right now :/ 💕 "@Estrace666 I mean, if nothing else is HAS to happen when a transfemme gets a vaginoplasty, right?" "My personal top five Zelda games are: 1. Majora's Mask 2. Ocarina of Time 3. Link to the Past 4. Wind Waker 5. Link Between Worlds And yes, I've played BotW :P" "I love Wind Waker too, but I suggested buying it in part because I knew Mistress would like it despite having never played it." @MaiaFranklyn @OneLameShark honestly i've had it coming New posters I got for my birthday! Majora's Mask is replacing the previous version of the poster that I had that's technically a Symphony of the Goddesses poster and also wasn't laid out/cropped as well as I would've liked. And Wind Waker because Mistress loves pirates :3 https://t.co/7DPvwhLAb7 "@OneLameShark Scraplings? Or whatever? Transformers Prime, right? Didn't known they made a toy for them." "@TheSecretCallie For what little it's worth, I've blocked her again. I'm pretty goddamn furious with her right now." "@KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie She commented on my ""If you have a problem with Callie, you have problem with me"" tweet saying something to the effect of ""Callie gaslit and abused me, is that an okay reason not to like her?"" to which there's basically nothing I can say in reply." "@TheSecretCallie I fell so goddamn guilty for unblocking her. It's really difficult for me to keep track of all the different reasons why various members of queer twitter are toxic and I've mistakenly blocked the wrong people before. I feel directly responsible for this, I'm sorry." @Calliethulhu Yeah I was busy digging through our DMs finding what you said about her last time I asked. I think this is why I had her blocked. Sorry about all this. "Just so we're clear, if you have a problem with @Calliethulhu or any trans person who openly talks about their kinks, you have a problem with me." I came out two months before Trump was elected. Back when it seemed like his election was impossible. @QuestForTori artifacts from an extremely specific place and time "@Bestorb It's like, it *almost* says something coherent, yet technically doesn't say anything at all lol" @a_alice_nsfw @W_Livi_ oh my god i suddenly hate english @a_alice_nsfw That's my philosophy as well. @VOID_FRIEND didn't know that was a thing either o.o "@MOOMANiBE I completely agree, and I also retweeted that. And while I was doing it I thought, ""This will accomplish nothing, but I can't not at least try"" I suspect I wasn't the only one thinking that." @VOID_FRIEND that's so cool!! 💕 @Estrace666 YES YES YES I really thought Ditto in their lady disguise was Jessie and now I want live action Team Rocket SO BAD "I know the difference between there/they're/their, whose/who's, it's/its, and I'm pretty sure I have effect/affect down too, yet so often my fingers type whatever the fuck they want. It's one of the main reasons I stopped correcting that stuff when others do it years ago." @REALpunknews @Kalindlara i don't deserve to be called out like this @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/QBFxZCek6l "@Triclilith @theraineyseason doesn't matter, still cute" "I mean it's also weird because like, who the hell fucking cares, but that goes for every complaint about Millennials." "The whole ""Millennials don't know what a butter knife is"" thing is real weird considering I call what I call a butter knife because my parents, who are boomers, called them that." @Triclilith Extremely cute!! 💕 "@little_lizzie22 They are not lesbians in the game, but they are also not NOT lesbians. Ancillary media has not confirmed their sexualities at all as far as I know. They're still one of the most popular and obvious wlw ships in the game." @Rory__Walker Oh I haven't been paying close attention to MtG lately. I assumed this was that every planeswalker set but I guess that one's out already lol. This all looks really neat tho! "@PrissyOrcGF It's the least cis dude's can do for us, considering." @Rory__Walker Okay calling it Time Spiral 2 made my interest in this set go way up "@Rory__Walker I don't play much blue or artifacts, but that would be a really fun commander. Really fun everything, honestly. How on earth is Urza back?" "As someone who's brain cannot wrap around setting up combos in Puyo, this looks like dark magic to me" "@VerafiedBabe I still don't think it's odd, but I understand your hesitation 💕" "@VerafiedBabe That's not odd at all, you look cute!" @SpectraSystem *extremely shocked noise* :o :o :o @SpectraSystem BEEP lol I never answer mysterious numbers (if it's important they'll leave a message) but it was funny as hell to see my phone do this on its own https://t.co/b5nMra6C6d The last time they did this it took 30 years to undo it. @Catwhomleaks Heck yeah!! Twitter's translating isn't really helping. Is Fireball coming back??? :D @itsviviactually It's one of the more popular wlw ships in the game for sure and there are Many lol @aliceinfamous SAME There we go! https://t.co/aiY3QSpZK6 Got a lesbian two-pack for my birthday yesterday :3 https://t.co/nlRAxxQ0jJ @W_Livi_ yes! @W_Livi_ ya im pretty small @Chopin_42 @emuchaton you can never have too many tops this boy is so big!!! https://t.co/SDh0fdgiFo "@FinalBossFemme also lol @ them implying gender neutral is somehow preferable Maybe for some trans women it is, but for me, ""gender neutral"" just means ""1 less clue I can give to cis people who are otherwise just gonna have to go with their gut about what my pronouns are because they never ask""" @Esper_Lily I wouldn't worry too much about it. A lot of her content is intended for cis audiences anyway. @FinalBossFemme okay THAT I need on a t-shirt @ButtGoblin666 @pissmancy urrency @PrissyOrcGF Aren't collars just the best~ :3 "@EsotericGender I strongly believe her heart is in the right place and it'd take a lot to convince me otherwise. But that doesn't mean she can't do any harm with her work, of course." @EsotericGender Artistry at the expense of clarity is a great way to describe it. @EsotericGender I don't think it has to be indicative of anything negative. She'd probably tell you herself that she tackles a lot of heavy topics. But I understand what you mean and you could be right. "The area I had electrolysis on today currently tingles and prickles a bit. Super mild, a 1 on the pain scale at best, but every time I feel it I think ""Fuck yeah that's the body modification becoming real""" "Like I almost feel like it's my job as a trans woman to check in on what she's been saying in her videos, but like in a way where I'd never tell anyone else that it's their job too? If that makes sense?" "My feelings on her are complex and ever-changing, but even if I fell firmly on the ""canceled"" side, I would still feel like it's a good idea to stay informed about what she's saying, given how big her audience is." """I don't have the spoons to watch this right now, but at some point in a few weeks I probably will"" - Me every time Natalie releases a new video" "@queerops Majora's Mask is my favorite Zelda game and 3D Zeldas make up 60% of my top five list, lol But I haven't loved a 3D Zelda game since Twilight Princess, so I'm sympathetic." @LuigiThirty Me too! With any luck I'm getting one next month :3 "@tinyterrorposs I am also a big weenie! It's helped having a sadist for a Mistress, lol. I have a masochist hiding in here somewhere." "@VerafiedBabe I have so many I want. - Undertale's ""Despite everything, it's still you"" on my wrist (palm side) - Something dinosaur. Probably theropod or archaeopteryx - Something FLCL And more. First one is gonna be Nomi's (from Sense8) power button symbol behind my right ear." @queerops TP just gets an unfair bump in its grade in my mind because Midna is without exaggeration the most entertaining and interesting character in the entire series. "@queerops Twilight Princess without Midna is a much weaker game. They were doing some interesting things with dungeon designs that I really like but other than that? Kinda forgettable, and I don't really love the art style as much as other Zeldas." "Haven't had a tattoo yet, and the piercings I have are the easiest kind. But sometimes I just know something about myself after testing the waters lightly a few times. I know this in my soul now. I can take way more than I thought I could to have the body I want. It's worth it." Recontextualizing the pain felt during body modification (and I'm talking about everything from tattoos & piercings to electrolysis/laser hair removal & GRS) as a relatively small payment for having the body I want has revealed to me a lot of courage I didn't know I had. @ZJemptv Fuck yeah congrats! 💕💕💕 @queerops 15th Anniversary of Twilight Princess is in two years... hopefully one day there'll be a nostalgic re-visit of that game that brings new merch. @tamithastindall HUGE SAME https://t.co/HqP3OAf4pN "(Part of that is I don't recall them making many Zelda stuffies in general. They do happen but Mario, Pokemon and Splatoon are all way more common, at least right now. BUT STILL.)" "OR A MIDNA PLUSHIE? Nintendo has soooooo many stuffies of other cute characters but I've never seen a SINGLE Midna stuffie. Not one. Like sure the helmet design would be annoying to translate but simplify that shit, I don't care" @MaiaFranklyn RIGHT??? you how fucking rad a midna nendoroid would be nintendo make even a single piece of goddamn midna merchandise that doesn't have wolf link glued to her ass challenge 2k19 @MaiaFranklyn That's flattering as fuck as she's a top waifu of mine but Midna's a switch at LEAST :P "@gwen_no_fear It's tearing down others to feel superior which is a bullying tactic as old as time, but it's particularly cruel and insidious because it's perpetrated by fellow trans people who know how best to twist that knife and how much it hurts even more than it might for a cis person." Midna is for gamers who are into girls what Beast was for animation fans who are into men. """Change back D:""" @gwen_no_fear Gotcha. Yeah that is kind of a specific group of people that need a name. @AppleChipsTVG @princessproto Yeah I prefer dark themes too for similar reasons (also my eyes are a little light sensitive) but I don't mind if other folks prefer light themes. "@gwen_no_fear I mean, fatphobic, right? If I'm understanding the description correctly?" @princessproto It depends on so many personal factors I don't understand why this became a fight of which is objectively better :/ @socialistdogmom It should be "@quatoria Truly understanding this fact can be really freeing. Maybe not for everyone, but for me it just makes me think that if I'm gonna be hated regardless, I may as well be as authentically me as possible." "@SiobhanFTB It's almost as if they don't want an answer but rather just want something overly simplified that they can poke holes in forever 🤔🤔🤔 Transphobes who are transphobic as a hobby (I assume this is a TERF, but either way) really are the news Creationists." @SpectraSystem Oh no I'm sorry! No idea why mine are being so cooperative. My initial piercings took longer to heal that I was told they'd need. "@transscribe I came out at 29 and didn't start HRT until a couple weeks after my 30th birthday. Dunno if that counts, but I'm 32 now!" "The gauges in my ears didn't even hurt for a full day. I'm now wearing my headphones (which are the ear-covering kind) and there's no discomfort whatsoever. I guess that makes sense, but this is new stuff to me. Fun to discover." @emuchaton but where??? "Almost the entire right half of my scrotum is nice and smooooooth after electrolysis today! This is only the first clearing of course, but it's really exciting :3" @Calliethulhu *offers hugs* It's fucking bullshit that you even have to go through with this. @Calliethulhu Fuck yeah I can't wait to read it! 💕 "@N0tAFur2y @pixeljadeart @brieakgae @ennui_on_me Wait, second movie. Part two of the only movie over here." "@N0tAFur2y @pixeljadeart @brieakgae @ennui_on_me Creatures of computers, anyway. The internet was a new thing in the first movie." "@innautico I've enjoyed our conversation immensely, no worries 💕" @innautico Oh yeah like I said: They're all terrible. Blizzard's are just less terrible in some ways. "@innautico Among the terribleness that are loot boxes, Blizzards is technically one of the best, heh" "@innautico Blizzard's loot boxes are weighted pretty fairly, but the devious trick is if you want the new stuff, you have to have most of the old stuff so it weights towards new stuff to give you. It's somewhat generous, but it still benefits them." "@elise_dangerous But even if it was and it appealed to a small minority of people, it still wouldn't be seen as some huge problem with cis people. It would just be these characters that are ""weird"" and that's it." "@elise_dangerous That's the fucked up thing: They don't even have to like it! Like part of what's happening here is it's just the t-shirt and not like, an extended daddy dom/little girl scene with Joker & Harley." "(SPOILERS: The difference is, a cis person never has to be a representative for all cis people and can just hide behind being seen as the ""default"" so if some of them are kinky it's not seen as indicative of some overall problem with cis people)" @innautico I'm still addicted to collecting new skins but I also haven't played in ages >.> "And like I know Harley Quinn is supposed to be ""crazy"" or whatever but I also know that a TON of cis women love her and bought that shirt because of that movie and NO ONE CARES" @innautico I completely agree. "Harley Quinn, noted cis: Wears a ""Daddy's Lil Monster"" shirt through the entire runtime of a multi-million dollar movie (crickets) Trans person: *has a kink* Trans & cis pearl-clutchers alike: OMG CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A KINK YOU DEGENERATES" @innautico Yeah they're making baby steps! But whenever they make one baby step they act like they've made five huge steps. "@innautico They absolutely should, but I doubt them will :/" "@ValnarDragoness That's really cool! I'll definitely be getting it then, thank you!" "Also Arin Hanson was born the same year as me which for whatever reason I almost never encounter. He's about four months older than me, I believe." @innautico Gallywix is a canonically fat character in WoW and it took them damn near 10 years to update his model from the base Goblin one. We're talking about Blizzard's Soon™ here "I forgot that H*lly C*nrad had the same birthday as me. She's exactly one year older than me. There's no significance to that other than she's been on people's minds during the recent drama tbh, but coincidences like that intrigue me." @ValnarDragoness I think it was only ever a problem for a brief period like a decade ago. Thank you! Pro: They fixed Gallywix in WoW! Surely Mei isn't off the table! Con: But it took them like a decade... Con: And Gallywix doesn't have a shitton of skins you can customize him with... @eilidhmax https://t.co/VECwZOmhNj "@TransTwill I got the pet from it a decade ago, lol. Not locking you out for years is a good sign. Like I said, that was a problem when the app was like, brand new, but that issue (and the fact that I got a dongle before I ever had a smartphone) has kept me from pursuing it for years." I'd had an authenticator dongle (the one that gave you a Hellhound pup in WoW!) for a decade now and it's definitely showing its age. I'm worried it's gonna die soon. To folks who use Blizzard authenticator app: - Does it still have the issue where updating the phone/app (can't recall which) locks you out of your account? It's been like a decade so I doubt it but I need to know - Is transferring from the authenticator dongle to the app easy? "@innautico I don't think it's conscious pandering to cishet men. I think it's lack of foresight when they rigged her model's skeleton. It's fixable, but if they're looking to do it at all it's probably a low priority. Which is still problematic, but slightly different." Blizzard needs to rig a belly for Mei ASAP because they show their ass every single time they make a new skin for her that isn't super warm/thick clothing & I'm getting so tired of it Its a problem that's only going to get harder to solve the more skins they have to test it with Gee DVa! How come Blizzard lets you have TWO new skins??? https://t.co/zUEiKbRQsT "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme Like either it's a TON of trans people who are into kinks meaning while no one should be forced to like them too, it IS kinda trans culture and maybe that speaks to something deeper within most trans people, or it's not a ton of trans people in which case ease the fuck up." @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme A bunch of trans people: Kinks! This weirdo: I need a way to shame them without sounding extremely uncool This weirdo: Failed step one @DeciusNero It's not a good movie but a lot of the CGI characters feel like they stepped right out of the cartoon in many ways. I really enjoyed seeing those characters come to life. @l4dyb0ners All of the human hero characters except Vern are terrible in both those movies tbh lol SHE WAS SO MUCH CUTER AS A SNAKE IT'S BULLSHIT "@deathpigeon He doesn't WANT to turn people into scientifically accurate dinosaurs, Vikky!" "@BJFrith The joke about Tim's dad being confused as to why he's craving coffee seems to imply it's his Pikachu that has the coffee addiction. Also little things like Lucy telling her Psyduck ""LET'S never do that again"" It's subtle but I think the implication is a full merging" @BJFrith The implication seemed to be that both minds are merged fully. we stan https://t.co/BuyypGKKKG "Though to be fair, single-handedly tanking an entire franchise is pretty on-brand for those two goofs" I would not be surprised if Viacom sincerely blamed Bebop and Rocksteady for the franchise needing another reboot. Can't remember if it was Eastman or Laird but whichever one held onto the rights for decades until he sold them to Nickelodeon famously hated Bebop & Rocksteady who were inventions of the cartoon. And once they were finally able to add them to a live action movie? Underperforms. "Ah yes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, aka The Most Perfect Renditions of Bebop and Rocksteady (And Krang!) Won't Stop Being Perfect but Sadly They are too Good for This World" Amazing Spider-Man was phenomenally bad as was its villain but that doesn't mean I would've refused Lizard's gift of becoming a scalie """You mean my TF fantasies were about to come true were it not for these supposed heroes? Wow what assholes!""" Whenever the big bad guy's plan is to turn all humans into non-humans I get kinda low-key annoyed at the heroes for stopping them tbh https://t.co/XXH1csOWBa "@JennyOutrageous (they can retcon any of that for sequels, though, especially if they want to bring in famous game/anime characters into the series and have them not be 20 years older)" "@JennyOutrageous Hopefully in the sequel! I thought for sure the ""R"" on the vials was for Team Rocket until they established in the lab recording that it didn't stand for anything and also the history for Mewtwo aligns roughly with the games/anime making TR has been disbanded for 20 years." @JennyOutrageous I legit thought her pink eyebrows were red and that it was Jessie in a wig and I somehow missed her EXTREMELY OBVIOUS PINK HANDS lol "(if they wanted me to read it as basically ""Pikachu, a Pokemon Detective"" than they really shouldn't have put the word Pokemon in a different font, on the top middle of the frame around the rest of the logo. That makes it look like it's read separately)" "I was thinking of the word Pokemon as a franchise title rather than a kind of animal due to the way the logo is designed, but now that you mention it, yeah that makes way more sense. https://t.co/DWLdNikwwi" @VerafiedBabe oh shit the title sounds way less silly to me now Pokemon Detective Pikachu Version "I wanted to say ""Detective Pikachu: A Pokemon Story"" as a joke but honestly that actually does sound better than the real title." As if anyone on earth needs to be reminded that Pikachu is part of the Pokemon franchise. "Like the logo makes it look like the ""Pokemon"" is there for branding purposes, but no, it's the first part of the title according to F*nd*ngo and every listing in the actual theaters. https://t.co/ZmnXk2lEHO" "The most surprising thing about Detective Pikachu is its actual full title is Pokemon Detective Pikachu No colon, just a 3 word awkward run-on sentence." @Smithling3 Yup it's about one or two seconds of burning sensation per hair follicle and it kinda sucks! Worth it for my future vag tho imo :3 Gonna get my junk zapped with an electrified needle again tomorrow! Pre-surgery hair removal continues! @Lewd_Dolly yeah I dunno why it took me this long lol "This is designed to kill trans people. Cis people: Your trans friends are terrified, but they are not surprised by this news. Our rights have been slowly chipped away bit by bit for years now and it really seems like y'all are ignoring it. HELP US." @princessproto how would you rate these orbs "@ExistentialEnso Ah yes, our worst-kept secret lol" "(Also unrelated but I liked that they kept the Ditto eyes thing despite them turning into humans too. Literally the first human they become and turn from the camera before you see their face I thought ""Probably not doing the eye thing then. Way too creepy."" I was half right!)" my first thought was that's kinda low-key horny but maybe I just have way too much of a transformation fetish """But with Mewtwo's power, you could cure cancer!"" ""But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn everyone into Pokemon!""" wow I can't believe the villain of detective pikachu had the same evil plan as sauron the pterosaur guy from that one spider-man comic panel @Calliethulhu Next year we're gonna celebrate it right! :D @Calliethulhu WORLD GOTH DAY IS MY BIRTHDAY??? :D :D :D @suchnerve My most generous guess is that he's conflating orgasms with ejaculating (???) @Calliethulhu @DroneFemme (I have no idea why I retweeted this I think it was a misclick? Sorry!!) @Estrace666 I might go as low as 70% @eilidhmax @SteampunkPenny Only Mistress gets to call me that tho~ :3 @nyaakat Thank YOU for bein MY fren! 💕💕💕 @Estrace666 Whenever a big trans person gets FFS I start wanting it again. I don't know if it's dysphoria or jealousy >.> @nyaakat aaaaaaa so cute and comfy!! 💕 @nyaakat I stay because you're one of my best friends on here! 💕 This is somewhat common knowledge but paleontologists have worked out how pterosaurs walked and it was actually exactly like this. Pterosaur arm joints are real weird I love them Jurassic Park III was sooooo bad but it had some of the coolest dinosaur effects in the series imo "@ExistentialEnso @lumpenrose @Afroauthor Same, I don't really know either :/ Asking at a piercing shop might be your best bet." @PrissyOrcGF @FourEcchiTasty beyond 100% tit size is my goal too tbh @Estrace666 oh heck i'm gay @PrissyOrcGF Working on it! "@heckerfricker Sounds like it, lol. You should try girldick! Often (though not always) less drippy and tastes way more like vag :333" "@heckerfricker It's definitely an acquired taste, heh" @heckerfricker Comes down to how badly you want to try it again. It's cool if it's not your thing! @ACrimsonSun THAT'S SO WHOLESOME OMG @maritronic9k @Afroauthor OMG I KEEP FORGETTING THAT'S A THING I KINDA WANT THAT TOO @FroyoBaggins @CaseyExplosion Yup the MCU takes power levels pretty seriously so I'd say this checks out. @Afroauthor Same! @SeanWithersDraw *on point @Lord_Kristine The one of the left is more visually appealing imo but according to the show The Dinosaurs it's the one on the right. "One's personal reasons for transitioning can vary between individuals, but the one reason we all have in common is to be comfortable in our own bodies. So it is not for anyone but yourself to decide what procedures you should or shouldn't get." "This is something I haven't seen said often: Even if ""passing"" were an objective, quantifiable thing (it isn't), trans people who got to that point should STILL be allowed to get whatever surgeries they want without judgement from others." @BootlegGirl That's not how dysphoria works? @FinalBossFemme @SeanWithersDraw huge agree @SeanWithersDraw Your anatomy is so one point but I'm not envying you tackling that hand @itsviviactually fuck yes! @SpectraSystem Thank you! :333 @SpectraSystem I've wanted one for so long! Hoping to get one next month! "@itsviviactually LOL I'm still kinda scared to get one, but only because regrowing it back out when I'm done might suck. I still might one day >.>" Boys with septum piercings are VALID AND AWESOME this was just how my dysphoria manifested itself within this topic. "For YEARS I would think about body mods I liked, then my immediate next thought would be ""Yeah, but I so much prefer them on a girl's body"" and like: You ridiculous egg, that's called dysphoria lol" My next piercing is absolutely gonna be a septum piercing and I can't wait tbh @Chopin_42 Thanks! 💕 @Chopin_42 Possibly. I looked up some glass gauges online and they appear to look like your initial guess? We'll see :3 @Chopin_42 I'm just not gonna mess with it for a few weeks beyond keep the area clean. Once it's all stretched out I can have a look. Also they said if the back part ever falls off I can go in and get a new one :3 "@Chopin_42 Ooooh that makes sense! Thank you a ton, that helps a lot." "@tiptransformed That's the most basic explanation, yeah. She tackles a lot of touchy subjects that don't have easy answers in the community, and her intended audience is often cis people, which means she has to present them a certain way in order to be understood." @Chopin_42 We got a much better picture with some proper lighting and I think I get it now? Looks like three pieces counting the front part? I think? https://t.co/sm8WSkov6s "This is gonna sound really silly but I'm a little confused as to how the back part of my gauge like, functions? Jen took a picture but it just raised further questions, lol I can take it out in 3 weeks and find out :V" @lumpenrose It was the best birthday ever. Mistress takes such good care of me 💕💕💕 "@PrissyOrcGF Oh neat! Good to know the size, thank you! 💕 As for the jewelery: I'm up to the challenge :333" This isn't even my final form! @tiptransformed SAME D:< "Not yet sure how big I'm gonna go. I don't know what the various sizes are called but I think like the diameter of a penny is as big as I'm willing to go, maybe smaller." @tiptransformed tbh pretending to be a big girl all the time is exhausting work 😭💕 "@norintha Hopefully it's a good kind of electricity! Thank you for coming along for birthday stuff, babe. I love you so much 💕💕💕" @tiptransformed r-really? >.> Got my ears gauged! It hurts so good!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/F0LT6fHAVj @tiptransformed Nnnnnooo why's everyone keep saying that D: I loved it! Why on earth is there any debate on whether or not this is the best video game movie??? @eilidhmax I've been wearing it for over four months nonstop and I love it so much 😭💕 @gwen_no_fear a motorized patriot would've been less scary tbh Seeing #DetectivePikachu! 💕 https://t.co/wdilHsAD2W @aliceincamera Hot and cute and gay omg!! 💕 https://t.co/3DDN9mQEPK Loveland has a mall-sized sporting goods store. Fuck creepy-ass conservative-ass Loveland tbh https://t.co/st4GHHcYxp @PrissyOrcGF Disrespecting the warchief tsk tsk @PrissyOrcGF Fucking lol Went to a local game shop to get a poster for my birthday that I had had my eye on. Mistress asked me to go to the car ahead of her and she came back with another thing I had been wanting: This huge Bowser! (Trash bag was to make him a surprise but also because he's trash lol) https://t.co/CMAa9LwCIK @Lewd_Dolly hghggh >/////< @SpectraSystem saaaame hehehe u baby :3 @LittleEmmyBee @QuestForTori why's evrybody sayin that D: @jacquelinefilm @quatoria 😭😭😭 @QuestForTori yeah i-- HEY D:< @josieraider Thank you!! 💕💕💕 @MaddyKitten hhhgggf thank >.< @quatoria @jacquelinefilm hhgghbbbh @SpectraSystem HHHHHHHGG okay >w> @jacquelinefilm @quatoria !!! ... that's prolly closer >.> @SaraMelodyZT Thank you!! 💕💕💕 @SpectraSystem EVERYONE THINKS I'M 5 THIS IS HECKED UP (but awesome who am I kidding) almost 100 likes I'm not even sure I can count to that many :O @quatoria >.< @AnalComrade Hhfdf gogffff hhfdds yes ._. @ozmthole Heck yeah!! Great time to have a birthday imo! @quatoria 3 AND 2!!!!! D:< @AriMadeOfCotton HECK >.< omg thank you so much Mistress I love you so much! You mean everything to me and I feel indescribably lucky that you found me 💕💕💕 @Kaelyrhn nooooooo why's everyone sayin that D:< @Kaelyrhn u cute tho @Cyb3r_R4t You ARE girl! And you're cute af 💕 @PersephoneHime BIG GIRL D:< @quatoria NNO D:< @DevourerRose Omg nice! It's a great time if year to have a birthday imo! :3c @EntityofJustice @Kalindlara Extreme unbirth o_o @Lunar_Opals @AutomatonKitten *giggles and nods* thank you so much!!! 💕 @EntityofJustice @Kalindlara ORDER OF NUMBERS MATTERS WAY MORE THERE AAAA @EntityofJustice @Kalindlara nooooo I've never been regressed that far >.< @melodyaligned okay you started my wiggly leg kicks you're really good at this thank you x.x @Lunar_Opals @AutomatonKitten so many people regressing me i can't even pretend to hate this anymore heck 💕💕💕💕 @melodyaligned yaaaaaay no more pretending to be big!!! :3 @AutomatonKitten @Lunar_Opals hhhgggf >//////< @melodyaligned *giggles* :333 @deathpigeon @Kalindlara im done pretending i hate this i know im 3 lol @Kalindlara everyone's telling me I'm 5 and it's hecked up D:< @melodyaligned *shakes head* nuh-uh @melodyaligned ... one? o.o @ButchPuppy ... what did you say? D: @Lunar_Opals hbhhgh I g-guess you're right >.< @melodyaligned f-five >/////< @Lunar_Opals NO 3 PLUS 2 @AutomatonKitten everyone keeps guessing my age so young D: @melodyaligned 32!! D:< @FrigidRainbow Would live it tbh! :333 "@FrigidRainbow This is like the start of a predicable regression story! ... Both chocolate, please >.>" @gailforcenyine @ChosenOfAshurha (also I dunno if I'm the first to think of this but I did think of it on my own: Sombra/DVa should be called Hackrabbit) @gailforcenyine @ChosenOfAshurha Overwatch ship names are on another level. Spiderbyte is contender for best ship name of all time imo "I've fallen off playing Overwatch as much as I'd like. I know I've played a lot but like, it's not THAT much compared to others (just going by my account level) and yet I'm still floored I've put *428 hours* into it. Like I think only WoW can beat that for number of hours for me https://t.co/xe6vulL0Oa" @deathpigeon whhys no one bleive me when i tell em i'mma big girl???? D:< "Very soon after that tho I started shipping girl characters in Digimon. And SOMEHOW I ended up being a trans lesbian, who would've guessed???" @deathpigeon I NEED BOTH THE CANDLES looking back of fucking COURSE I ended up being a sub lol Years later I realize my #1stCartoonCrush radiated queer energy which might've been a sign https://t.co/N5XHjVk41L @_tinyflower nNO D:< @MetteusAtoll THANK U BABE I LOVE U 💕💕💕 "@FairlyLip no, we're still joking around, it's cool 💕" @_tinyflower CANDLES :P @NihiliaXIV Fuck I FEEL 23 after losing a decade to dysphoria x.x @Estrace666 takes one to know one! :P @FairlyLip i know i hate it @Estrace666 FOR THE REST OF MY AGE D:< "now remember to get a 3 AND a 2 for my birthday candles, okay??? https://t.co/KGi551ZCP7" @ButtGoblin666 *EXCITED VIBRATING* @AzazelAfterDark Super cute! "@deathpigeon Yep. The suspicion is it's a bot, possibly identifying her through her avatar or banner." @maegodhavemercy @NewGenderWhoDis wow sounds like they barely researched shit! "@maegodhavemercy @NewGenderWhoDis Do they even mention electrolysis? That's even more effective and yet they're calling it ""permanent hair removal"" which you'd think encompasses all methods?" "@NewGenderWhoDis @maegodhavemercy If we're talking about all trans people broadly as a group, ALL the various procedures and care mentioned are no more or less important than the rest and insurance companies trying to justify some over others is fucking ridiculous." "@maegodhavemercy @NewGenderWhoDis It's definitely a crock of shit since hair removal is a necessary step for a vaginoplasty. Like, a hairy inner vag is still functional, but most surgeons require hair removal beforehand." @ewindisch That all makes a ton of sense and sounds like what happened. It's also weird because you'd think given how my opinion of the show soured I'd rather not have MORE of it. But I want the ever-evolving character narratives to keep getting more and more complex and interweaving. That doesn't have to have a satisfying ending. "I'm wondering if them shifting towards an ending was part of why it stopped being my favorite show. Which is really weird to admit because I'm normally pro-ending when it comes to TV. Makes for more satisfying stories. GoT is a weird case, tho" "Like, soap operas exist and they're not designed to end either." "Thinking about the reasons I loved the first four seasons of GoT and I just realized that unlike most TV, they actually could have just kept making episodes. Forever. The fun parts weren't the overarching big plots but the constant drama between characters." @NewGenderWhoDis nooooooo D: I watched the Dinosaurs a ton as a kid but I was also like 5 at the time so my memories are really foggy. I assume my mom wouldn't have let me watch this episode regardless but holy shit I never knew they tackled this subject. @Estrace666 @emuchaton it's supposed to summer on june 21st :P @emuchaton they're the perfect food frankly @emuchaton THIS IS WHY I LOVE THEM BOTH @Estrace666 Needs a capital K. I tried it with lowercase but it's case sensitive. @WitchAfterDark Nooooooo D: @FrigidElfChild yeah i'm pretty sure once it hits fourodudes it becomes a georgy @FOURLUNG i would die for him @emuchaton i think i'm kinda cute uwu https://t.co/cOUsPEeqD8 @IcyWitch35 PATOMON 💕💕💕 @CartaMonir I've only been out for a few years too and I completely agree 💕💕💕 these tweets brought to you by: a cute girl we have over >.> it's unFAIR i am way too gay for how hot girls are okay @BarbiturateCat @CaseyExplosion Inception: The Building "@bunnarchist Encore is the beefed up Mafia boss one, right? I tried that for like five seconds and have avoided it since." @bunnarchist I got burned out after 38 contracts completed Good luck! :P @TransWifeLeigh I am dysphoric but also have a huge exhibitionism streak and somehow these to aspects of me don't ever feel in conflict "I wasn't a regular for very long on there but it's one of the rare (heh) places I didn't use my usual username at the time. I went by Fiver on there, after the Watership Down character." @Calliethulhu Well smash my undies and fart on a condom! @DeoTasDevil The ticking clock compelled me to pledge if I'm being honest lol I just love that for what's gotta be like 15+ years now The Rare Witch Project forums have been sending me an automated happy birthday message. I appreciate that they're still around. @PrissyOrcGF i am an innocent gay and i'm being destroyed halp @PrissyOrcGF truth x.x "There's a LOT I'd like to say to transphobes that I bite my tongue on because I like having this account. And it sucks. And I'm thankful there are trans people out there that are okay with taking that risk, if I'm being honest." "1. A marginalized person threatening a bigot with violence is justified 2. If you threaten a bigot with violence on Twitter, you're risking being suspended/losing your account Both of these things are true. I just want my fellow trans siblings to understand the risks." "@CaseyExplosion Kinda seems like ""Let's reinvent the wheel with this new tech (so that the regulations in place to protect people don't apply)"" gimmick is just... all of tech at this point. It's depressing that people seem to keep falling for it." "@MaiaFranklyn Do you have a problem with the fabric like, fraying at all? I assume I should use the, uh, folded part that forms the neck as like a guide?" "@Roodypatooti @TransWifeLeigh I actually forgot about Honchkrow and while I do prefer Murkrow's design, I've had a Honchkrow on my Elite Four grinding team since Gen IV. I love my criminal birb child" @mutantrevoltz Hence me TRYING to circumvent that with the stuff in the parenthesis :P @MaiaFranklyn I should try that! I have a bunch of old guy shirts that could use the upgrade. Any tips I should know before trying it? @ComradCapacitor mood :/ "when tops (like, the clothing kind) have that super wide neck that lets a shoulder peek out like if you agree" "@maegodhavemercy @MaxKriegerVG I love love love that it was called the Nintendo Cereal System and that it had two whole ""games"" it came with. I was born in 1987 and I'm low-key mad that I missed it D:<" "I feel like I have a ""type"" of transfemme I often crush on but I'm so bad at describing features that I don't think I could accurately describe said type. Makes me feel real gay to think about tho :333" @MaxKriegerVG Remember when Heinz made purple and green ketchup? "@kerrizor It's a trenta dragon fruit mango refresher, which is my usual at St*rbucks 💕" UPDATE: I've secured the triceraslut https://t.co/Ez8CxWI6eN honestly same https://t.co/FnQEenyZA3 @Calliethulhu Love and support energy being beamed directly to you! 💕💕💕 @WitchAfterDark Fucking goals So happy for you 💕 "To any transfemmes who've never tried it before: Getting your eyebrows waxed femmes up your face way more than you'd think and if you're like me and don't love using makeup, it's a really nice ""passive"" feminizing thing you can treat yourself to 💕" @Calliethulhu @cyberwitchlexi Aaaaaaa oh no! God fucking dammit can Twitter please leave this community alone? I need to get my eyebrows waxed. It's been months since I had that done last lol @purrgesterone Thank you! They only look purple in extremely specific lighting conditions but I really like them too :3 "@TransWifeLeigh Electabuzz is one of my favorite Pokemon, see. They ruined my son, Kayleigh." "@W_Livi_ Thank you! I've been wearing it for over four months now! (Not trying to emphasize that you haven't commented on it, just sharing how proud I am to be properly owned <3)" "@FairlyLip @TransWifeLeigh I don't consider the Gen IV Eeveelutions part of that because Gen II established that we'd probably get semi-regular updates to that line every few Gens. Also those are added branches, not added revolutions to a single line like the others (meaning it ends with them)" @TransWifeLeigh (I sent this @ before you said not to @ u) @TransWifeLeigh (I also especially hate Magmortar and Electivire! They ruined two near-perfect Pokemon!! D:) "@TransWifeLeigh Never. Seriously the Gen IV ""take an old Pokemon and give it a new evolution"" group has one good member and her name is Mamoswine." @MetteusAtoll 😘💕💕💕 "@deathpigeon I mean, same for you~" @princessproto aaaaaa thank you and you're pretty too! >/////< @TheMoonbase2 I'm following y'all now so you can DM me with any other questions you might have if you want :3 HEY GUESS WHAT I look hot today 💕✨🔥 https://t.co/wgMD6V8GBK @ThatTransJayne I... don't care? I still like my sexuality is being shit on and my gender is being erased? "@ThatTransJayne Yes, and as a lesbian I feel erased and ignored. So thanks." @DaniDuck Yeah that argument is silly because the male robots are just as coded male as the female ones are coded female. Female Cybertronians just prefer to be female. It's not that complicated. @ThatTransJayne It wasn't. So what better way to re-frame it in a positive light than to treat it as if it was intended to be queer? @TheMoonbase2 Not at all! Go for it. You can credit me as TransSalamander or Kathryn Salamander 💕 @revali1517 @TheMoonbase2 Because I'm gay :P And it's not even like all we're getting now are torpedo tits. 3rd party AND official fembots are being made in record numbers. It's a great time to be a lover of female Transformer characters! So can we let queer collectors like me just enjoy the occasional cheesecake? Please? "Why not just... treat it as queer? Ignore the cishet: Robot tits are queer now. Some cishet guy lusting after them? Act confused and tell him to go away as the lesbians are talking. ""Robot boobs evil!!!"" is not a helpful approach." "Yes, cishet men designed that toy, and cishet men will be the majority of the buyers. And I feel gross and dysphoric for being implicitly included in that group, so thanks y'all." """Oh, the Transformers fandom is complaining about robot tits? Which third party figure got announced this time? Time to feel ashamed by my own queer sexuality while everyone acts like they're being woke"" Every time This is one of the reasons I don't hang out much in that fandom" "The fandom's woke backlash against female sexuality is so incredibly exhausting. I'm a lesbian and I like being horny for robots and it's really depressing seeing people shit on what to me exists as a queer thing, not a gross cishet thing. Anyway, this looks cute and I want one" @TheSecretCallie I feel the same way. I try not to think about it. It's IMPOSSIBLE to defend one's kinks in the face of being discoursed over. You just have to take it or try to ignore it. We have no agreed-upon method of disengaging when that shit happens. It's kinda terrifying. @magicalfeyfenny CUTE BAB @Lord_Kristine who says it isn't 👀 @gwen_no_fear 👀💦 @emuchaton you have the best butt ever and i hope you win 💕 "Anyway before I came out I found that audio really funny, and after coming out I find it funny AND gender affirming. They've had it for like a decade now and they better never take it out lol" "Whenever you renew your subscription with Giant Bomb, a recording of the original GB crew cheering and yelling ""You did it!"" plays. After the clapping dies down, Vinny Caravella goes ""Oh, it's a girl!!"" all excitedly and the rest start laughing." @TheSecretCallie Times like these make me wonder about the rumor that J*nTr*n had/has a cocaine problem @TheSecretCallie That's the vibe I'm getting as well. "@TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme Ugh, I didn't know there was more. ... Yeah I am not reading all this. This is A Lot. I'm glad the other side of the story is being told I guess?" "@MaxKriegerVG I'll make sure I stop there, thank you!" @MaxKriegerVG That was one of the things I was hoping was still there if I ever got a chance to visit Islands of Adventure :/ @rookiewompus @MadelineAndraia RIGHT??? IT'S SO GOOD @NeonNympho I HAVE 'EM BOTH PREORDERED I CAN'T WAIT "Haha I called it! I'm telling y'all, puppeteers are on another level. https://t.co/kykbyzBYFS" @Estrace666 Oh wait apparently: https://t.co/koz9gozp0g @Estrace666 Yeah someone else suggested a camera. That's probably what it is. "*chants* INDOMINUS VORE TOY, INDOMINUS VORE TOY, INDOMINUS VORE TOY ALSO THIS THING https://t.co/h5kd1ww0rY" @elise_dangerous That was what I thought as well. @totallyhealthie Oh possibly! "Like I have to assume an unseen remote of some kind is being used, but getting the timing down with everything they're saying takes some seriously puppetry skills. They make it look effortless. I'm in awe." "This is remarkably skilled puppetry, holy shit" "@radix42 It's snowing here on the ranch! That's less notable, tho. Last freeze is supposed to be in like June >.>" "@vvoouunn stopped reading at ""collar"" to put it on, what was that other part?" "@gwen_no_fear When a trans person is feeling dysphoric, if they need anything from others at all (especially other trans people) it's empathy, not reassurances. It's a bit troubling to me that so many trans people have trouble understanding this." "@RoseAndHammer_ ""If I INTENTIONALLY become a self-parody then it's not a parody!""" @TheSecretCallie extremely same "@TheSecretCallie I definitely don't! You mean a lot to me, Callie 💕" @TheSecretCallie It's pretty fucking obvious to me that's what you use this account for @gwen_no_fear confirmed for extremely pretty 😍 @Calliethulhu l-look i'm already eager to be hypnotized it'll probably take a few minutes tops @Calliethulhu wait no i fucked up i mean i could never be hypnotized it's impossible >.> @Calliethulhu plzz @StebMcDreb @Calliethulhu literally me except the kink was being little @Calliethulhu it really is i wanna be hypnotized so badly but i've yet to experience it 😭 @TransWifeLeigh i mean something is definitely going in a hole at that point i'd imagine @GayteGuardian87 @TransWifeLeigh as hard as you'd ever want instantly and indefinitely and you can take it off when you're done!! it's a win-win-win!!! @TransWifeLeigh oh sweet i'm gonna get grs and then immediately top with a strap on for the same reason "@CookieCyboid Is this the end point of ""people only read the titles of articles anyway""? Titles that just explain everything in one sentence?" @TransEthics Hell yeah 87 new blocks! Thank you! @Hypnothulhu goals also i'm a dva main and um hhhhhg I just needed to vent all that to sort my thoughts. Welcome to how my brain feels most of the time x.x @magicalfeyfenny HELL YEAH that's basically my brand lol "Anyway this all adds up to me waiting for what's going to amount to a ""What's up?"" email (because I didn't want to leave a paragraph of info explaining everything on their voicemail) when I'd really rather be waiting for an email with an answer to the question I haven't asked yet" "Kaiser does emails through their website which is fine, but it means to send an email to a doctor you have to use a drop down menu and pick a name and I didn't see the right name so I'd rather just reply to an email from the coordinator?" "Right now I'm waiting on an email from the trans coordinator at Kaiser, because they're understandably busy, I had to leave a message with my number, but cell service is basically nonexistent up here." My healthcare provider and the place I'm getting my GRS are two different entities working together which means chasing down literally any info about that waiting list (namely where I am on it and what happens if I'm next but I'm not ready) has been an all day thing. @TransWifeLeigh a tweet like this might be a misstep if you want to keep your new account :P (but I agree) "@elise_dangerous @gwen_no_fear @Calliethulhu I've never even wanted to try coding and I enjoy the ""all trans girls can code"" meme. Obviously it's not literally all. No aspect of being trans is." "@gwen_no_fear @Calliethulhu @elise_dangerous I've felt this way for literal years (pretty sure the backlash against the trans culture memes was one of the first discourses I experienced on trans Twitter), but I rarely feel comfortable saying it :/" "@NihiliaXIV True that it's not my fault, but I can't imagine it'd end with anything but me at the back of the line." @NihiliaXIV if I'm somehow not on the list anymore it makes sense D: D: D: That panicky awkward feeling that I might've somehow messed up something so incredibly important D: "@DevourerRose @TransWifeLeigh Trans Twitter needs its favorite trans girl who talks about guy dick, dammit" "Tiiiiiiiiiny bit worried because they asked ""Have you changed your last name or email?"" indicating that neither one narrowed it down and no, I haven't changed either of them... Ugh, here's hoping :/" @TransWifeLeigh ALL extremely true facts @Estrace666 AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAH "Person I emailed with some questions about the GRS waiting list I'm on needed more info because they ""have a lot of Kathryns in [their] queue"" and like In this moment I feel extremely trans" "Some of the mod levels for this game are really, really good, y'all #AHatInTime https://t.co/WmosbV4OwV" "@Calliethulhu (I also take a small bit of joy mocking them from this side of the fence since once upon a time I thought I was stuck on their side) (Btw if any of them want to join us, the grass IS in fact greener :V)" @fangirlscreamo HECK YES @Calliethulhu wait a minute you're saying cis guys have a problem with making everything about them???????? "Both places called! Well, I found out I could email the second place (and that I already did previously lol) but that counts! Did my adulting today! That's right, I'm done being an adult!" "@Estrace666 I think the biggest thing Hemsworth was in before Thor was Cabin in the Woods and that ended up coming out AFTER Thor. I have to assume people who were children at the time are retweeting this, lol" "@gaygirlLiz But, again, punches ARE the first choice here for anyone who feels like they could do either." "@gaygirlLiz Faces heal themselves, expensive suits don't. You're spending money to cost the fascists even more money." @Estrace666 I still think a ton of white people would be willing to try it. And a ton is what we want. "And since the goal here is to make fascists afraid to go out in public, quantity is a great thing to strive for." "Another benefit I just thought of that I think we're seeing play out: - WAY more people are willing to try it. Punching a guy in most cases means it's EXTREMELY easy to pin it on you. But what's basically a projectile ""weapon"" disguised as food? Way more people will risk that." @Magratandacat If they're dressed nicely those clothes could be ruined! Or at least cost a lot to clean properly! "@weedlewobble It's EXTREMELY cathartic when he gets offed, though. And then a later murder that happens as a direct result of someone getting wrongfully accused of Joffrey's murder is like, *orgasmicly* cathartic. Probably my favorite death in the show (given what I've seen, anyway)" @weedlewobble As someone who only watched the first four seasons when they were new and who heard of how bad it got through other people watching it: You're seriously doing this at the best possible time. Your expectations won't be ruined! "@weedlewobble He doesn't get gutted, but he does die like a bitch in a kinda (visually) funny way. And that would be in season 4, episode 2" @nyaakat i have a reputation to keep! :V @LuigiThirty THE BENEFITS JUST KEEP PILING UP "Lemme put it this way: If you're all set to go punch a nazi, I'm here to root for you. But if you feel for whatever reason a milkshake is easier/safer/whatever in this particular instance: Fuck yes, comrade!" "Make no mistake, fascists deserve punches but milkshakes mean: - Embarrassment - Inability to garner much sympathy - Attempts by cops to try to limit who has milkshakes around fascists is EXTREMELY telling without the ""They're just protecting people!"" excuse people normally give" "There's so many benefits to milkshakes over punching that have nothing to do with some sort of ""all violence is bad"" policy." "@purrgesterone My new doctor is nice and if I'm being rational, he won't shame me like the last one did. But he's got to have SOME kind of mildly negative reaction (even just surprise followed by a sincere ""You really need to do this for your eye sight, Kathryn"") and that's giving me anxiety." @Estrace666 OMG THIS IS SO SHOCKING I'M SHOCKED OVER HERE @_imperialpurple Omg that sucks! I didn't know that :/ "@Estrace666 we talking about how many people we've fucked? I lost count too but it's nowhere near 30, I just have a terrible memory lol" "I could just do this through email. It could even be automated! I don't need to talk to a SINGLE PERSON over the fucking phone. This is being kept as the standard because old people prefer it. Which is fine, but we CAN have both, you know?" This stupid-ass world the neurotypicals created is infuriating. "So now I'm at ""I'm four months later and I wasn't even taking my eye drops at all."" I'm worried I'll lose my vision AND I'm worried I'll get yelled at or at least get confused, frustrated looks. At least I finally have the appointment scheduled." "Then add in my phone anxiety & it just ends up being a months-long nightmare. My last appointment was in October. They wanted me to come back in January, but they don't schedule that far in advance. ""Just call us in a couple months!"" It's been 4. I did this as fast as I could." "Like, I get it, it's frustrating as hell! Why the fuck isn't she taking her eye drops, does she WANT to go blind? Imagine living with this fucking brain. I'm frustrated too, dammit!" "It's so fucking ridiculous that my previous doctor shamed me so harshly because if I don't take care of my eyes, I could lose my sight permanently. That's all that needed to be said. But now executive dysfunction basically ensures I have to re-live this anxiety." Protip to doctors: Getting angry with your patient when she forgets to take her meds has the exact opposite affect than intended. I have a different doctor now but I'm incredibly anxious because the same thing basically happened again. @Estrace666 i wasn't a puppy until i made so many pup friends and wanted that life for myself @DongsJ definitely no fun D: "I forgot the best part of this story! No one in this house watches Game of Thrones! I definitely used to, but if you've seen my timeline lately you'd know I dropped that show nearly half a decade ago lol" "@ChosenOfAshurha Like I know how this might sound to some people but I sincerely believe this is a form of torture. The internet is a human right according to the United Nations I believe? Now, that doesn't mean ""fast internet"" but also like, the planet is dying, can I just watch some YouTube?" "ISPs try to convince rural areas that internet is some limited, rare resource when no one under the age of 60 believes that for a second. That's not how it works or at the VERY least that's not how it needs to work. Y'all are just greedy bloodsuckers." "Using their own shitty internet to say fuck them is pretty satisfying though, I will admit." "@obscuricom @therealHachiko @SuchApple Not like most kinds of GRS have huge waiting lists. They act like trans people just get ""cosmetic"" surgeries the day they come out." "Also, all that was just two days ago (and three days after being charged for the month) and our monthly limit has already been reached. We're now on throttled internet for the rest of the month. Fuck ISPs in general for their monopolies but fuck @ViasatInc in particular." "Corporations will just lie to you. Even if there's laws in place against it (not saying there is in this case), often they'll do it anyway. Because capitalism is a disease." "Also it took them like 20 minutes to even find out what, supposedly, was illegally downloaded. So literally it was initially just ""Your internet was shut off because you're illegally downloading (initially they said ""uploading"" for some reason) and you're totally being sued.""" "@pouchedfox Like any community, there's always shitty people taking advantage of it sometimes. Sorry that happened to you :/" "We got it turned back on by yelling at them but they tried everything to intimidate Mistress, including claiming there was a lawsuit (no, Mistress has a lawyer, she would know that), and saying that they'd only turn it back on if the files were deleted (like they can tell?)." "A few days ago Viasat shut off our internet because according to them, an episode of Game of Thrones was illegally downloaded. They shut off our internet ""at the request of HBO"" BEFORE taking out money for the month. Capitalism, everybody." @KhorriBat oh heck me too! :3 "(But, you know. My pussy MIGHT be at next year's BLFC. Just a random factoid that has nothing to do with anything)" "But no, of course that has nothing to do with the fact that I want to make it out to one of the big furry cons next year after I get my new vagina. These are completely unrelated things and I'm shocked the assertion was even made D:<" "Basically anything that encourages an increase in queer sex gets a huge thumbs up from me. Like it makes my soul happy, you know?" I just love how much queer sex happens at the big furry conventions and no that's NOT a reason I can't wait to make it out to one why would you say that 👀 "@EsserZed @Kalindlara @SaishyKitty @bellhuffstutler Something like 15,000 individual game pieces. The rules are an entire area of study at this point." "@DongsJ To be fair, the only time I'd have a reason to be angry at folks calling it Coke is if I'm in the south and ordering a an actual Coke (because they'd probably immediately ask ""What kind?""), neither of which I'm likely to do, lol" The last Game of Thrones episode has aired. Our long national nightmare is finally over. "@NeonNympho *BLANK face, oof sorry" "@DongsJ You're actually not the first person to express this opinion to me believe it or not. It's just nostalgic to me, is all. (I get frustrated that entire swaths of the country call ALL soda ""Coke"" so I get it lol)" "@Kalindlara @SaishyKitty @bellhuffstutler Wow I was pretty sure the wording made it clear that didn't work but this is why I'm not a judge, lol" @NeonNympho I have every JP/JW dinosaur for that reason :3 "@NeonNympho Basically any time they have to do more than ""black face with soulless eyes"" I'm way more interested. So monstrous characters still have the goofy eyes, but the sculpt actually LOOKS like the character in question so they're just better/cuter imo." "Today I'm gonna call Kaiser to make an eye appointment to check on my uveitis, and I'm gonna call Denver Health and ask them some questions about the GRS waiting list I'm on. I got this." @NeonNympho I maintain the non-humanoid Funko Pops are waaaaaay better than the basic human ones. I have a collection of dragon Pops and Deathwing is in it too :3 "As a kid growing up in northern Colorado, everyone I knew called soda ""pop"" When I had to move to California after my dad died, I didn't want to be made fun of so I forced myself to start calling it soda. Then when I moved back to CO in 2012, no one I met called it pop???" @theraineyseason that moment stinging pain turns to pleasure is 💦 @LittleEmmyBee They're in Fairhope. I've never been to Alabama so I don't know if that's a good or bad sign. "It's easier to just say ""I'm Kathryn now"" without mentioning I'm trans in writing than over the phone, I feel." "I think what I might do is just send in the signed documents with a letter explaining that I changed my name, as well as one of the extra certified proof name change documents I still have." @bellhuffstutler @Kalindlara @SaishyKitty I mean you're allowed to do stuff like that for 3 colors and 11 mana :P To her credit she instantly understood but the fact that she doesn't stop to think about these things is really hurtful. "This is like when we went to lunch and I needed a mirror to fix my hair and she said ""Just run into the bathroom"" and I had to point out to her that it was early enough in my transition that bathrooms were still hard to use." Like I'm not gonna fucking call some random stranger in Alabama and tell them I'm trans and I'm not sure if it hurts me or infuriates me that my mom didn't even think to mention that. "So I need to sign some documents to get my portion of this mystery inheritance from the second cousin I never met, and my mom said I should call the attorney who's handling it and tell them about my name change. Just looked and the attorney's office is in Alabama." "@SaishyKitty @bellhuffstutler This is correct as far as I understand MtG. Note where the word ""cost"" appears on each card." "It seems whenever I plan for a day to make a phone call (or in this case 3...) I can't get to sleep the night before, probably because I'm so goddamn anxious about the phone call(s) I have to make that I blocked off a day for specifically because of my phone anxiety. Help?" "Like I've never read the comic so just coming at as a movie fan, it was the first movie that made me realize Christian mythology can be kinda awesome actually? Also my favorite portrayal of Lucifer. And Hell, honestly. It's a really good movie." "Fucking same, honestly" "BUT this one fan made this and then they asked him to score the FFH trailer, so now it kinda is one of Spidey's current themes which is kinda rad as shit??? https://t.co/uGaVAuz3c7" "Okay after trying to find it on YouTube, I guess while that melody does play during the Marvel intro of Homecoming and during the Far From Home trailer, I guess that's not actually Holland Spidey's theme?" I used to think the original 60's Spider-Man song was sooooo tacky in a completely irredeemable way until the MCU just went and unironically made it the theme of the third and best incarnation of Spider-Man and now I kinda love it. @KamenSpider omg colin it's the best one by such a wide margin come on "@KamenSpider Oh if you mean the live action ones, here's my ranking: 1. Bumblebee 2. The Last Knight (you heard me) 3. Age of Extinction 4. Transformers 5. Dark of the Moon? I guess? Can I put it lower? 6. Revenge of the Fallen can I put this one lower too? Like ten lower?" @KamenSpider The 1986 movie is extremely good! @Lunar_Opals I have a special commemorative pin I got at the ticket booth when I went and I'm still not certain it was a real thing. "@KamenSpider I mean you're in good company with Noted Gamer Hbomberguy, so it's not all bad" @Lunar_Opals The Hive gives only happiness in return for unwavering obedience and the best part is you're going to be obedient regardless so it's almost like you're getting the happiness for nothing! <3 <3 <3 Remember when Phantom Menace 3D came out like 10 years ago & George Lucas tried to tell us that they were planning to release all 6 Star Wars movies in 3D in chronological order (meaning AotC was next) but no one could hear him over literally the entire planet laughing at him? @Jennimason0990 https://t.co/FvXe0fSAPw @tinyterrorposs My first Star Wars movie was Star Wars :P (Only because the Special Editions had theatrical releases. I was 10) "@Lunar_Opals The Hive welcomes your obedience :3 No more talking in first person for you! Hell, no more you! Just another happy drone <3" "If you thought barely anyone was talking about the 20th anniversary of The Phantom Menace, just wait three years until the 20th anniversary of the Attack of the Clones happens! Literally no one will be talking about that!" Your assimilation kit is being delivered as we speak! I T F E E L S G O O D T O O B E Y "@NeonNympho That's my assumption as well! Again, that's a really nice touch." "Whenever YouTube recommends me a video essayist I've never heard of, I have to look through their video list to try to figure out if they're a nazi just from the titles alone before I watch anything. 2019, everyone" @NeonNympho There was a scene in early GoT where the throne room was outside in the snow. That's really neat. "After watching the trailer for Holy Hell, that wasn't it. I don't even think the thing I watched was about that cult. Pretty creepy that joking about how cult-like your cult is is a common thing among cults tho!" @Lea_Plath @MOOMANiBE I admit I am repeating what might be mere rumor "@ScribbledSmut I bet this a recurring theme in a LOT of documentaries about cults, but that sounds kinda familiar? I could've sworn I watched it on YouTube, tho." @ButchPrincessG I would guess it's just how the human brain copes with the reality of being in a cult. It's easier to laugh it off than try to leave. "@MOOMANiBE That's because Hirsch wanted to end the show after the first season but Jon Stewart of all people convinced him not to. So in other words they approached season 2 with an ending in mind which is always, always, always better for television writing." I think it was either a Vice documentary or a Vox documentary but I can't find it anymore. Pretty sure it was on YouTube. I remember watching a documentary about a cult and one of the weirdest things former cult members remembered was they would often openly joke with each other about how cult-like their totally-not-a-cult was. The human brain can be super weird sometimes. https://t.co/tiEmGZNiVn "there is no functional difference between a ""set"" and a ""case"" here what the fuck is going on" I feel like they really should be discounting the stock they have a bit harder than that what with that refresh on the way but what do I know https://t.co/ZUfoo9Aknq @MapleReam oh noooo D: *offers lots of loving hugs* "@SpoilersSpoils @AnaMardoll The three I raised never did, but yeah ritties are also mostly black magic so I'm not surprised lol" (They were both shows that began in 2011 and it was nice to have their season number line up with the year the season aired for most of their respective runs) I'm kinda floored that My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic lasted longer than Game of Thrones @TheAshenCouncil Omg congrats!! 💕 @NeonNympho I think(?) I watched a couple episodes into season 6 and didn't much care for what I saw but it's been long enough that I could be misremembering "@XylariaVG Sounds like it! And I had it spoiled by a gif on Tumblr, lol (This was MONTHS afterwards and I had no intention of watching it myself so it's no big deal, but in hindsight a little disappointing that I missed it)" "From what I've heard, the only part of GoT that I regret missing in the four years since I stopped watching is I hear Cersei blew up the church? That sounds pretty rad, I would've liked to watch it ""live"" so to speak. The rest I'm sooooo glad I missed." "@CookieCyboid I dunno I know she's a kid but I don't blame Arya at all for leaving him. Because if she at all suspected he'd survive she wouldn't have done that? At all? He was on her list, wasn't he? Like I feel like the framing here is that he came upon a remarkable stroke of luck." "@CookieCyboid It isn't a huge deal, I'm just floored that one of the things I took for granted from what I saw of the show was retconned after I stopped watching. From my perspective it's just more reasons to avoid it, but it's not the biggest reason by any means." @AnaMardoll Cats don't have collar bones which is what makes this possible. Anything they can fit their head into they can squish the rest of their body into. The same is true of octopuses except their limit is the size of their beaks :3 "@OneLameShark Wales! It came from Wales. It was an exclusive to that country, I believe." "@CookieCyboid As I said to someone else, SO glad they kept that one part of the books while adding such fantastic-sounding stuff of their own :P I never read the books and I'm pro-adaptation. Makes for more varied and interesting art. But they clearly didn't know what to keep and what not to" "@nyaakat i read this as ""slut lesbians"" at first but honestly i agree either way" "@CookieCyboid Arya left him to die. That was explicitly the point of that scene. Sure, he ""died"" off-camera so it makes sense they played with that, but I'm still mad." Finding out about all the weird-ass Beanie Babies that came out after you stopped collecting is a TRIP lemme tell you I want this cutie so much and I'll never be able to say their name "@ErrantlyErin Also Brienne killing whatshisface mortal enemy alone in a forest as he was dying anyway was, uh... the exact opposite of climactic but at least it was kinda funny" "@ErrantlyErin I've never read the books so this isn't a ""YOU CHANGED THE BOOKS THAT MEANS IT'S BAD"" argument. I like it when books get adapted. I enjoy seeing new artists craft old art in new ways. But clearly they weren't up to the task." "@ErrantlyErin i don't understand why on earth people watched jamie fucking off to snake land and wasting an entire season only to let the fucking princess of poisons KISS HIS DAUGHTER ON THE LIPS and thought ""yeah, the stuff they didn't get from the books is gonna be good""" @NeonNympho fucking lol "@pixeljadeart @brieakgae @ennui_on_me This is probably the nostalgia talking, but I can't think of any Mega forms in Adventure I hated :P" @NeonNympho shame I'll never see it @NeonNympho lol I'm somehow psychic I think the area where Arya leaves him is very cliff-y? There's canonical resurrection in this show of course but also: Fuck that @gnollvalue So glad they decided to keep one of the weaker parts of the books while adding the worst shit "@NeonNympho His ""last"" scene with Arya loses a lot of its power if he just shows up later. SOOOOO glad I dropped this show." @NeonNympho In the elements with a huge wound tho??? Didn't he like fall off a cliff too? Fuck this show. "@pixeljadeart @brieakgae @ennui_on_me shit like this is why I hate it when I'm reminded that Renamon isn't the final digivolution you had such a great design, why did you digimonify it so much please stop" to clarify: I haven't watched since 2015 and you can't make me literally my favorite show for like four seasons tho wow I fucking hate this show why on earth are y'all still watching "@itszoemygals They were dropping hints that the mountain was resurrected for like half that show, I know :P" @itszoemygals I stopped watching after season 5 was complete shit and I'm still kinda surprised other people didn't. So I don't know what that is "people are talking about the hound as if he didn't die like what, season 4? please tell me they didn't try to say he survived that what the actual fuck" @Estrace666 We're pretty flexible if you need to reschedule when you're staying here 💕 @ZJemptv Like that's literally nearly half the minimum number of years someone needs to raise a kid from *birth to adulthood* It's fucking wild how much misplaced confidence transphobes have "@Nyxfears Fuck YouTube, that's awful! I'm happy to finally become a patron of yours 💕" @ZJemptv how many bigots have just assumed there's no way you've had kids yet seems like they do this a lot and it's really quite funny @WerewolfMoms @InkyFirefly aaaaaAAAAAAHHHH @theraineyseason *hissing vampire noise* @InkyFirefly the kerning on that font makes me wanna scream "If for some bizarre reason you were wondering if I'm still obsessed with Weezer's Pacific Daydream, the answer is an emphatic yes." "@Calliethulhu Atheism isn't a moral code yet sooooo many atheists think it is. If you treat it like a moral code, that's a pretty reliable fast track to becoming a racist (among other terrible things) shithead." "@Calliethulhu Religion AND atheism only become problems when they're used to justify controlling other people against their will. Otherwise, who gives a shit? Anyone who's that concerned with what other people believe should be heavily scrutinized." @Pony_Girl1_4 @AbcdeEberhag @SixArmedSweater She should know a fair amount of the people who laughed at her thought they were cis guys and ended up realizing they were trans and that MLP is super cool. Or at least I want her to know that's where I ended up. And that I'm sorry. @Calliethulhu what's hilarious is I'd argue that the worst of the nu-atheists lack a lot of humanity just not because they're atheists Maybe your twisted worldview isn't as self-evident as you think it is when you constantly have to reassert how wrong everyone but your in-group is. "Also I love that the phrasing is ""show"" legit criticism Because in the anti-sjw mindset, they have all the Facts and they can simply Show Logically that their criticisms are the only ""legit"" ones. Can't imagine why they've never accomplished anything." like there's so much to unpack from all of that but i just love the hedging of their bets by calling their criticisms legit it's literally just a safeguard against what they deem wrongthink i'm fucking screaming at the inanity "currently trying to wrap my head around the fact that ""legit criticism"" implies the believe in ""illegitimate criticism"" and wtf that even looks like (is it when us dirty sjws complain about literally anything? i bet that's what that is)" "@Chopin_42 @SixArmedSweater It's so funny because while I never wanted harm to come to her, I was very much on the outside looking in to something I couldn't understand at the time, and now a decade later she's part of my goddamn tribe and I will fight anyone who hurts her D:<" @SixArmedSweater I bet our experience is shared by a lot of transfemmes. "@SixArmedSweater I had been wondering for a while now what her pronouns are. It's been a wild ride from laughing along with the assholes, to enjoying My Little Pony myself, to realizing I was trans, then finally realizing I'm autistic... Fate has a wickedly sharp sense of humor." @Estrace666 you're so goddamn gorgeous and have an extremely smoochable face tbh @Genderbird when you're weirdly sexist about stuff but also you're a massive sub "do the fake nerd boys signing petitions to stop robert pattinson from playing batman know that he hated twilight as much as they do like trust me, there's a lot to unpack regarding twilight as a franchise & how cishet men reacted to it, but setting all that aside: he's your ally" "That movie gets so meta but in really clever, well-written ways. Like that entire exchanges is directed AT the audience. Wong is talking to you, the viewer, as much as he's talking to Strange. And for whatever reason it's really, really entertaining to me." "I think my favorite moment from Endgame has to be: Doctor Strange: Is that everyone? Wong: What, you wanted more? *Giant Ant-Man explodes out of the rubble carrying even more heroes into battle*" "So many games either mock you for not being skilled enough before asking if you want a lower difficulty, or they go in the other direction and treat you like a child. This game knows you're in a raw moment and that careful, chill language needs to be used. It's so good." I love the vibe of this game so hecking much #AHatInTime https://t.co/BeeptxHlX5 "(Spoiler alert: You can't have capitalism AND fully fix the issues that need fixing, but the liberals don't need to know that as long as we agree on priorities)" "As long as we all have a common enemy in capitalism and can see that it can't solve human rights and environmental issues on its own, I truly don't care what we call the resulting society once capitalism has been defanged." "@PhilosophyTube It's almost as if you should have a video in which you explain your issues with Jordan Peterson! Why didn't you do that, Olly? /s" "Let me put it this way: You can say ""Fuck capitalism"" in a random, non-political video on YouTube and the only people you're gonna piss off are the right-wingers. Or at least that's the impression I get?" "Not everyone left of center is cool with anarchists or communists, but I keep noticing a lot of anti-capitalist sentiments sneaking into a ton of (mostly online) media and that's a great start. Might be all we really need to make some serious changes happen." @princessproto DOGGO FREN "@GayteGuardian87 High key one of my favorite things to do to my mom. She's never going to tell me I shouldn't do it, but her punishment for still misgendering and deadnaming me is she gets to hear my unfiltered thoughts about my upcoming GRS, damnit." @ACrimsonSun WOW THAT'S A MOOD @NeonNympho such a good girl! :3 @ButchPuppy We need to hang out next time I'm in town. I miss you :/ "@ButchPuppy Still love the friends I made on here (including you), but I can't really recommend trans Twitter without a ton of caveats." "@ButchPuppy I'm starting to realize the support and community I've found here have been despite of Twitter, not because of it. It takes a LOT of work to make the right kind of friends on here, and the community as a whole is way less functional than it should be." "@JangotheBlueFox There isn't anything to be called ""true"" or false here. I'm asking you nicely to avoid using that word as many intersex people feel dehumanized by it. You don't have to listen to me if you don't want to. I can't make you not say it." "@RhymesWithSheRa I my opinion/my experience, wanting GRS is the best indicator of needing GRS. Sometimes that's contextualized best as ""genital dysphoria,"" sometimes not, but either way it's the thing your soul needs." "@SuchApple Hormones might rearrange your priorities a bit. A lot of my genital dysphoria was unknown to me (other than simply wanting a vagina) until I started HRT. But regardless, even without dysphoria, you should be allowed to get the genitals you want." "@JangotheBlueFox - Please avoid using the word ""hermaphrodite"" There isn't really a substitute word for the context you're using it in. It used to be used for intersex people, but that's something you're born with. It's not wrong to want both genitals, but please don't call it that" "@JangotheBlueFox - You're still trans even if you're comfortable with the genitals you have - You might find your opinion shifts after being on HRT a while (that happened with me, but also you don't even need HRT to be trans) - Wanting both is VERY common among trans people" "@EsotericGender A lot of cis guys are like, cool with peeing wherever. I don't have an issue with that, but it often leads to really shitty societal pressure put on trasfeminine people." "@SuchApple I'd say if you're at all interested in getting GRS, the stuff you've experienced is probably genital dysphoria." "@SuchApple I have to pee sitting down too, but I didn't start doing that until after I realized I was trans. It helps, but for me I can still feel it going through the wrong organ so I still hate it." @LynneccaArden Thank you 💕 Hopefully one more year and I'll have the genitals I need. "@EsotericGender I mean, I guess some cis men probably don't mind them, but in general I would say anyone who bullies someone into using them needs to fucking stop. Even cis guys who hate them are valid. Urinals are fucking weird!" @PowerOfMelody I so happy that stuff is getting unearthed for you! "I suspected I'd get a few transfemmes having eureka moments from these tweets, which is why I shared them despite them being a bit TMI (though that's kind of my brand lol). Happy to help y'all understand this 💕" Peeing through a useless hose AND my clit at the end of it is wrong on a deep level that my subconscious understood for YEARS and I fucking hate it 🙃 @PowerOfMelody You're valid and it's totally normal. I hope GRS is something you're able to get if you want it :/ "@PowerOfMelody YUP That's why I shared this, despite it being kinda TMI. I imagine I'm not the only transfemme who experiences this :/" "@deathpigeon In 2019 everyone who wants a pussy should get on installed and it should be done in the most cyberpunk way possible. Not even just transfemmes would do it. Anyone who wants it. Upgrade your body. It's yours. Enjoy it, dammit." "It still is a lot, honestly. Peeing is not fun for me. I only just recently I realized that I have to find my happy place to pee, btw. It's so obviously genital dysphoria but it was buried so deep that I thought I was just a timid pisser." "I feel like urinals can be intimidating for anyone who needs to use them, but try using a urinal while being a closeted trans girl with genital dysphoria who basically has to dissociate every time she pees. It was... a lot." "Hell, even if ALL you want is different junk: I, noted trans person, give you permission to tell every doctor, therapist and/or surgeon you are trans just to get the genitals you deserve. You're valid. Shoot for the stars. Get that pussy installed, if that's your dream." "I knew what a vaginoplasty was and that I wanted one at age *12* yet it still took an additional *17 years* to believe I was trans, and will have taken roughly 20 years to actually get GRS (fingers crossed it won't take much longer). If you want different junk: You're trans." @jacquelinefilm Beating the CD-i Zelda games is arguably a worse experience than getting a vaginosplasty. I'm in awe of your courage 💕 "@squidlarkin I'm in awe of y'all! I mean, I'm doing it to. That slow, methodical march towards surgery. I'm in awe of any transfemme who does this, including myself. I don't even know where I'm finding the strength for it, but I'm in awe all the same." @purrgesterone Happy grs anniversary! I'm hoping mine is still within a year-ish out or so. I need to call the place that's doing it and check where I am on the waiting list. But hopefully soon! x_x "@Jennimason0990 Oh yeah regardless of if it's fatphobia at the core or not, I know I might need to lose weight. I'm at the surgeon's mercy. But I have hope that I might be thin enough. Crossing my fingers >.>" "@Jennimason0990 I'm a little wary of how valid all that is (might just be plain old fatphobia) but I'm 5'11"" and weigh about 230 lbs, which Google tells me is about 180 cm and 104 kg. I'm not thin, but I feel like I'm at a weight where those concerns might not be as high? We'll see." "@Jennimason0990 Well, HRT made me lose just under 14 kg all on its own. No idea what weight they'll want me at but I hope I'm close >.>" "(Btw, if you want a vaginoplasty but can't get one because of money or health insurance problems but would get one in a heartbeat if you could, OF COURSE I include you in this group)" "Trans women who want to and are able to get vaginoplasties are braver than the goddamn troops. The recovery is legendarily difficult, but even the lead up of months of painful hair removal takes an incalculable amount of strength. And so many of us just... do all that." @Estrace666 @Anarcho_Vampire bi gang is off-camera hugging the other two "(Oh and I did actually submit that servery back in September, if you're curious. Ublock was keeping me from submitting it but I sorted that out)" "Actual change won't happen until Twitter picks a side. They need to state flatly that their stated goals are to protect marginalized people, otherwise any update to their rules or how they run the site can and will be abused by bigots with privilege." "The tech bro philosophy of ""Everyone gets the same rules, the same platform for freeze peach, then freedom just happens"" is a demonstrably false premise, but it sounds believable if you're at all privileged, and it's easy to implement." "Trans people are getting suspended for giving a name to our oppressors in record numbers, and I fucking told Twitter this would happen back in September. ""You can't protect marginalized people with generalized rules. Hate groups can and will abuse the wording at every turn.""" "@2damntrans TERFs have brain worms, I swear. There's so many layers of wtf in those tweets to go over... what surgery is she talking about? Who told her it was because of penile atrophy? The fuck is going on???" "@Sirius7dk @Calliethulhu I mean you could easily replace ""a lesbian"" with ""sapphic"" in my tweet and egg me would still agree. All of it seemed off-limits to me, and now that's just my life, it's awesome :3" @NeonNympho Yeah see that low plateau of bad episodes in season 5? That is why I stopped watching lol @Calliethulhu I wanted to be a lesbian SO BADLY as an egg. And now I just... get to be one. It's thrilling and fulfilling and just makes me feel at peace. It's who I am and I'm so glad I found myself. @theraineyseason woah same o.o "@squidlarkin I mean, by all means, talk about how unpleasant it is, if it helps. I wanna mentally prepare myself as best I can." @SpectraSystem YAY TOYS Every third Mercy skin is a fucking masterpiece but this one is absolutely my new favorite https://t.co/AufDQw7Tdw @nyaakat @theraineyseason RIGHT??? @LucyDoyle_1997 WHAT @NoraReed hell yeah! @NoraReed I unironically miss waterbeds @nyaakat I totally get that! I'm way more than what I show online too 💕 @FOURLUNG oh no i've been outed as a huge gay @PrissyOrcGF confirmed 😍 @nyaakat @FOURLUNG heck >.> @bunnarchist I'm going through mod stuff today too! Cleaning out achievements now that mods are turned back on too? :P @nyaakat @FOURLUNG yea well so are u @FOURLUNG (didn't know mine was supposed to have eyes when i bought it D: ) @FOURLUNG INFECTION SPREADING https://t.co/YTpadTKTt0 @Lewd_Dolly wow jeez just @ me next time @NewGenderWhoDis SO cute 😍 @KatiKnitt this is some quality vore content @Hypnothulhu hhhhg when will the government stop my sinful hand #AHatInTime https://t.co/GJaCBlwTph @FrigidElfChild i dunno what your talkin about imma big girl @FrigidElfChild It's pretty obvious :P @lumpenrose @Calliethulhu Alongside 💕 "I'm upset that this blatant cheating didn't net me the ""collect 30 mod rift tokens in Steam workshop"" achievement D:< #AHatInTime https://t.co/p3OZOoSaPn" @lumpenrose @Calliethulhu For some trans women it can slightly increase breast size and/or increase libido. @lumpenrose @Calliethulhu Just gotta ask your endo. @Calliethulhu It's kinda the best :3 @Calliethulhu yse plz i shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a computer #AHatInTime https://t.co/JdwQwaGH1p @junebyot this is a really common misconception. Their NAME might be @deathpigeon but they're still very much alive @LucyDoyle_1997 NOW you're talkin! :D @theraineyseason i have no idea and i am one! D: @BadToTheBirb That's so cool! An old friend of mine told me they've had a revelation about their gender and I think they want to wait to tell me in person. I met them when we both thought we were cis. I love how often trans people meet other trans people purely by accident like that lol @NeurologNyx same hat! """Fundamentally parts of the queer experience is and has long been absurdity of the unknown, the failings of the mainstream language to understand us and the simple truths of love and existence."" I highly recommend watching this video by @gwen_no_fear https://t.co/ryKfIzWzZy" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme holy shit fuck them wtf @AliceAvizandum 👀💦🍆 @AliceAvizandum ur cute tho @CuddlePotato While it's super not cool to speculate about that stuff... yeah I wondered that even before the mustache >.> @Atkinson72R @FaerieKittyVamp i want the records to state that i don't call him the polygon twink @FaerieKittyVamp He hosts a show on YouTube called Unraveled. Brian David Gilbert is allowed to grow whatever facial hair he wants just as much as I'm allowed to reaffirm my sexuality by no longer finding him attractive. Honestly it's a win-win for both of us. "@AliceAvizandum I mean I can sometimes spend about 20 minutes fighting with my hair before leaving the house so," @FOURLUNG the water sports sign is even yellow @LucyDoyle_1997 So hecking valid @DoomGender that last one alone is worth it! @KamenSpider @lucashoal and gayer! :3 @HentaiOrcGF Same goals! @lucashoal @KamenSpider HECK even better omg @KamenSpider not to sound gay and lewd but: agreed @Calliethulhu *sighs in lesbian* @FrigidElfChild https://t.co/SDKqMzdN6V @JessicaNgtmare @AngryNerdBird @melstonemusic Huge same @MagsVisaggs That's so cool omg!! @MetteusAtoll Welcome back cutie 💕 @princessproto oh nooooo I'm sorry Lexie :/ @princessproto Oh no I had hoped your glasses would start making that better D: @Estrace666 same "@NeonNympho @Calliethulhu Well the initial point about them having their legs amputated and replaced with cyborg ones us true. Or at least it was. I think that was early lore that's been retconned, but I still headcanon it too lol" @NeonNympho @Calliethulhu I thought it had more to do with surviving higher g forces because there's less veins using blood? Or something? @WilloIllo SAME @PersephoneHime oh gosh I'm so sorry :/ @FrigidElfLady Omg congrats!! 💕💕 @magicalfeyfenny Huge same lol I love that I have so many friends on here eager to regress me. Y'all are the best 💕 @melodyaligned @_tinyflower Ehdxcvvvvcvvb okay >//////< @melodyaligned @_tinyflower hheck >////> m-maybe I am 2... @melodyaligned @_tinyflower HHECK BULLYING >.> @melodyaligned @_tinyflower my little age happens to be 3 thank you very much D:< Oh no one of the verses in Prince Ali involved the Genie wearing drag and singing from a woman's perspective please please can we not have Will Smith do that @FreeTheYuni It... it feels good to obey >.> @FreeTheYuni I love lists! @QueenStodge @KamenSpider wait disregard that previous tweet I got movie titles mixed up lol @EsserZed that's a slide @quatoria same hat! "I guess one thing that keeps Little Mermaid safe from the live action remake machine is a movie that takes place underwater for a good half of its runtime would be really, really difficult to do. Either a huge talk of water to film in, really good CGI, or likely both." @emuchaton grookey would be into phish wouldn't they @KatiKnitt They will continue to put her in jail. As far as I know there's no limit to how often they can do it because of how the grand jury system works in our country? "@MaiaFranklyn Yeah like the camera just looks so bored with what's going on. He apparently directed the RDJ Sherlock movies? Fuck, those had more energy that this shit." @XylariaVG Yeah I listened to the 18% one and I liked it. Not gonna listen to the real one now lol "@KamenSpider Oh totally. And I kinda side-eye takes about how only Williams could play the Genie. It's very much his character but I think handing it over to a POC was an incredibly important choice, and Will Smith is a good pick imo. Don't think the film itself will be very good, is all" "This kinda breaks my hearts because Aladdin was one of my favorite movies growing up. I think I loved The Little Mermaid more but I gravitated towards the ""boy"" one because I felt I was supposed to. If they make a live action Little Mermaid we riot." "Hey I finally watched the Prince Ali clip. And like... there's just hardly any energy there. It's like they were filming a stage musical. I don't think it had the same budget as say, the recent Beauty and the Beast? I don't really want to watch either of them tho." I don't feel that Disney has put the same amount of effort into Aladdin as their other recent live action remakes and I worry it's because they knew they had to have an all-POC cast. @_tinyflower HEY D:< "@winterslex - I don't know what a nonce is - I call my Mistress Mommy, not daddy (and only sometimes) - I'm proud of being obnoxiously little on main - I intentionally tweeted that to get teased for being little, no worries lol" "@quatoria how dare you regress me on this, the week bfore my birthday" @quatoria im 3 years old that's so muchb more amture than 2!! D:< @quatoria HEY My little age happens to be 3 thank you VERY much D:< "Birthday in a week! Technically I'll be 32 but given how much of a reboot transitioning has felt like, it feels more like I'm 2 lol" "@tinybird420 Hell I'm 32 and I don't remember what that means either. Got it mixed up with ""diegetic"" for a second there." @flowercrownderg Hell yeah I think I'll roll a new character next time I have a free moment to myself. Thanks for reminding me this exists! "@flowercrownderg I think I might've played it before but I didn't get very far. Made by the CoC guy, right?" "@flowercrownderg Wait this sounds interesting, what is it?" "I can't do the fast food ranking thing because I love basically all fast food? Especially if a cheeseburger is involved. Like I don't want to eat it every day, but I unironically love McD*nald's so I feel like that meme wasn't made for me lol" "@KamenSpider The RLM guys are Old Nerds. So I think it's a bit of both? But yeah, not knowing what the ""point"" of this series was really fucked with me too." "@tinybird420 I mean like, I love the connotation it carries in modern English if that makes sense? I think it's valid even if it's technically redundant." @tiptransformed It really was! @emuchaton makes me feel like i'm being all healthy just by huffing it wow "I'm not the first to notice this but having friends as an adult is saying ""We should chat more often!"" both of you agreeing, then neither of you doing that." "@tiptransformed I remember being convinced that TDK was the future of comic book movies, or at least the future of Batman movies. And then DC tried to replicate that success over and over with terrible results. Now that they've backed off from that formula they're finally looking better." "@KamenSpider (To clarify, I was done two minutes into their first of these specific videos. I love Wheel of the Worst, Best of the Worst, and even Half in the Bag)" "@KamenSpider Like I know a lot of ""nerd"" media on YouTube is pretty insufferable, but their parody is only adding to the noise. Just... don't watch the insufferable channels, I don't know what the fuck to tell them" "@KamenSpider I love Red Letter Media but I was done with this bit two minutes into their first video and they've done like ten of these I love how the joke is clearly ""Can we please stop this?"" and they they're not doing that." "@thestopbutton It's definitely the best Hulk movie, but the competition is basically nonexistent lol (And if Thor Ragnarok counts obviously it blows Incredible Hulk out of the water. Ruffalo is also a better Banner)" @KamenSpider Agreed 100%. If they never bring him back it'll such a huge shame. @thestopbutton I mean at the time that was an understandable brag. Incredible Hulk under-performed I'm pretty sure? "@lumpenrose Uncommon, but totally valid. I don't even care about the first and third ones. I still love TDK, but those movies aren't ageing amazingly well, I'll admit." "Can't believe The Dark Knight came out the same year as Iron Man and it turned out Iron Man, not TDK, was the future of superhero movies. Iron Man was hugely popular of course, but I think if you went back and time and told superhero fans that, they'd laugh at you." Movies that I love watching solely for the primary villain but otherwise could take or leave: - The Dark Knight - Age of Ultron With the TDK it's so bad I literally stop watching after the Joker goes away lol @IcyWitch35 @TrancewithMe @MagsVisaggs Garfield was an entertaining Spider-Man but a weird choice for Peter Parker @TrancewithMe @MagsVisaggs RIGHT??? I never need another Peter Parker again tbh @JessicaNgtmare @MagsVisaggs @DaemonStalley Ultron the character is one of the most interesting MCU villains they've made and if they don't ever bring him back it'll be a huge shame. "@TrancewithMe @MagsVisaggs I'm a massive stoner but I wasn't when I first watched AoD I was high af when I watched Spider-Man 2 recently tho! And I hated it, lol. Used to love that movie, I dunno what happened." "@MagsVisaggs Army of Darkness I do not understand the obsession with Raimi. He's talented at combining horror and comedy which is a rare gift, but also I don't much care for his movies." "@Calliethulhu You just have to give the context, I guess :/ I'm willing to bet every newly out trans girl or egg will still appreciate hearing your experience." "@Calliethulhu Even for me with an actual date, it feels like a lifetime ago. I don't even know who I was before that. It wasn't so much a change than a birth of sorts. I dunno, ""ephemeral"" sounds right." @Calliethulhu Like I'm saying it's super normal to let those anniversaries go unnoticed even 2 years in "@Calliethulhu lol nevermind I guess I don't remember these things, heh Yeah it's your 2 year anniversary, but honestly only if you want it to be. My two years is coming up in June and I'll probably tweet about it but I'm already kinda past caring about tracking every change, you know?" @Calliethulhu I guess I was speaking hypothetically taking the example you gave. I thought you've only been on HRT for like a year as of recently? I sometimes remember these things lol @trgrrl estus has gotta taste like sunny d right "@Calliethulhu It's still your 2 year HRT anniversary. There are added details that help contextualize it, but it's still been 2 years. Hey look at it this way: You're more likely to have more changes later than most trans folks on HRT :3" "@JessicaNgtmare About a year ago while having sex with my GF, she rolled over onto her phone and accidentally sent a bunch of our sex noises to a furry chat on Telegram. So I kinda know that feel lol" @squidlarkin Now I have Inside Out by the Travelling Wilburys playing in my head @DameKraft Aaaaaaa I can't wait!!! 💕 "genital dysphoria is, uh, not fun" not like I'm ever gonna top with this thing fucking lol really looking forward to not having erections post-grs hrt takes care of most of them but some still sneak in when I'm particularly horny and I really hate it :/ @AliceAvizandum Alice is it 1am here I can't be laughing this hard t̲̖͞h̗e̹͈̩͉͍̯ ̝a͈͚̪̺͝l̯͙̹g̻̞or̠̠̰̠̥i̘̝̙͕̮̟͠ͅṯ͜h͢m̡͚̠͈̠̺ s͉̥̝͇͉͘a̭͓̥y̨̭̹s̼ ̻̬͔͎̜t͞o̢̮͕̼̦̼̱y̵̘͕̟̼̫̖͉ ̗̰̞̠s͇̰͙̳ͅț̟̪̭͝o̵͙͍͖r̗̪͖͍y̻̬̰͓̣ ͈́2̭̼̣̦͇ Toy Story 2 is trending because no one knows why Toy Story 2 is trending "Me: Huh, why is Toy Story 2 trending? Toy Story 2, trending: https://t.co/oXGA7CVo2n" @ButchPuppy Confirmed for unicorn! 💕💕💕 @flowercrownderg MOOD @ChosenOfAshurha @Warcraft It really does! @squidlarkin OMG OMG OMG OMG CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 @XylariaVG @Kalindlara I think as an egg I really loved that she embraced a new form. @XylariaVG @Kalindlara I've enjoyed her story ever since the Cata redesign of the undead starting area. I dunno she's just really compelling to me. @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Like if the top people at both companies aren't already acquaintances I'd be really surprised. @XylariaVG Omg that'd be so cool! Heck I gotta play some more BfA. I think I finished the initial release content if I recall correctly? @Kalindlara @XylariaVG (COMPLETELY FORGOT THEY WERE BOTH VESS/VOSS TOO) @Kalindlara @XylariaVG It has to be an intentional reference. Wizards and Blizzard are both in California. @XylariaVG Fuck yeah she continues to rock I love it "Lilian Voss! My brain kept going ""Liliana!"" and I was like, ""Shut up that's Magic"" and welp I don't actually think she'd be a great warchief, she's just one of the few characters in that game who I feel like I connected with way more than the others." @OutcastToad Yeah my ex stopped playing for that reason too. "who's that one chick who we watch become undead and she has like a ton of adventures in dungeons and even raids i think? i liked her, is she still alive/cool? make her warchief" Vol'jin was cool. Remember when he died like immediately after becoming warchief? look i just really liked that a lady was running the horde and i don't give two shits about thrall @ZJemptv oh these are absolutely going in my queer memes folder thank you @OniLinkPlus I'm a bit too tired to use those particular creative engines atm but you might find some intriguing stuff on my little account: @smolkttykat One of the reasons I'm such a Zelda fan is Hyrule's entire pantheon consists solely of women @MapleReam wait what's tomorrow o.o "@ManjiButt I don't believe so, no. I think her being asked to testify before a grand jury and refusing is one of those things that's not okay, at least as far as US law goes? It's real fucked up." "aaaaaaa I helped a friend who will remain anonymous into littlespace (they did all the work, but I encouraged them and told them it's okay to try) and they loved it and I'm so hecking happy for them!" "@OniLinkPlus I mean, if being smol without a care in the world as bis take care of you doesn't sound appealing, I can't force you! :P" "@ZJemptv Just load that up on the screen and go, ""Nuff said"" then sit back down" "@Estrace666 Hehehe glad to help, little one!" @Chopin_42 Ooooh that's a fun one too! We don't have experience with helping friends realize that but that sounds just as fun! "@ManjiButt They're gonna ask her to testify in front of a grand jury again, she'll refuse again, and she'll be thrown in jail again. As I understand it there's no legal limit to how often this can happen." Three of my favorite things to help friends with: - Realizing they're trans - Realizing they're plural - Realizing they're little :333 "@ExistentialEnso Yeah I was afraid to Google her for fear of seeing her deadname, thank you. So she's about 7 months younger than me. Neither of us are by any means ""young"" but it still breaks my heart. I dunno if that makes sense." "Wish I could watch Chelsea's twitch stream but the internet here + Twitch's general shittiness isn't gonna let that happen. Didn't know her Twitch name before now. If the 87 in her username is the same reason I sometimes use 87, she's my age. I dunno... I'm just sad. And angry." @ButNotTheCity What's the banning trans health in reference to? literal heart eyes motherfucker if your drone helmet doesn't have a digital display that can only communicate in symbols/emojis wtf are you even doin @Chopin_42 @HexLatex transition/assimilation goals tbh @acvalens tale as old as time "If you're into kink and you're able to find the right partner(s) to help out, play sessions can be literally therapeutic. Kink isn't for everyone, but for people who it is for, it can bring indescribable levels of happiness. It infuriates me when people try to shit on that." @NoraReed THIS. THIS IS WHY WE SAY TALKING TO CIS PEOPLE ABOUT GENDER IS LIKE TALKING TO A CHILD. This might mean more coming from a little like me: You can ABSOLUTELY call your dominant mommy or daddy and not have it be a pedophilia or incest thing. It doesn't even have to be an abdl/little thing! You're valid! Jesus fucking christ stop policing kinks. Get a better hobby. @ModelOmega_ CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 This is the first I'm hearing of this and now I'm sad D: @ScribbledSmut hi can girls sign up for this asking for a friend @Lewd_Go_Round_ @ScribbledSmut @SixArmedSweater oh no bear is flying how can this be??? "@sapphixy @Calliethulhu I definitely masturbate way more on prog, heh" "@Calliethulhu Couple months at most maybe? I'm trying to remember how long it took for me... if you're talking about libido specifically, mine is still pretty unpredictable but it's still better than where it was." "@DanielleSATM Don't worry, this'll all be solved when Disney buys CBS 🙃" @eilidhmax I haven't seen many other people playing it but I'm not surprised. It's a good game! And Hat Kid said trans rights! But J*nTr*n is still sadly in the game. BUT the good news is fans of this game who are still fans of his were all SUPER pissed at the trans flag :D @Estrace666 wow wtf "@avn_0216_m Because it feels good to obey, remember? :3" @ACrimsonSun and now i am too heck 💕 "@bunnarchist I think co-op is couch co-op only, but there is now an online mode. There's some achievements for that so I might be down to trying that later, but my internet is shit so I don't have high hopes of it working very well :/" @bunnarchist Isn't it though??? <3 OMG THEY HAVE BANJO'S SHORTS AND BACKPACK I LOVE THEM https://t.co/imStbHplL3 This Snatcher coin is so high up that Hat Kid only looks down when you're up here lol #AHatInTime https://t.co/Lqt4j4igBG I'm about 60% of the way to the Punished Kid achievement and I'm really feeling it x_x but hey at least I got this terrible badge! (made even more terrible with my Virtual Kid costume lol) #AHatInTime https://t.co/nb3uLGqRa6 THAT PLATFORM WAS SKIPPABLE IF YOU AIM IT RIGHT AND JUST GO FOR THE HOOKSHOT INSTEAD FUCK THIS GAME I LOVE IT #AHatInTime https://t.co/9loZqffOS8 "Okay according to the video I post earlier, the platforms are in fact supposed to float a bit above those poles but it still feels like fucking bullshit. Still at 0 times landed on that platform. I've lost count at how many attempts. 30 maybe?" WAIT A SECOND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? IS THIS PLATFORM SUPPOSED TO DO THIS OR DO I HAVE A GLITCH THAT MAKES THIS CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE? #AHatInTime https://t.co/teP6TAkq8F FIRST TIME I'M ON THIS PLATFORM FOR THIS CHALLENGE AND IT'S ONLY BECAUSE IT GLITCHED AND STAYED IN THE LOWER POSITION 🙃🙃🙃 #AHatInTime https://t.co/7xwdBn2bLi I feel extremely trapped here because it was hard enough just to get to this checkpoint fml """Peck"" is established as a really naughty bird swear word in-universe, so I appreciate that it's on the chat wheel by default. Especially since I tend to press the left stick in when I'm frustrated after a death. Hat Kid gets to swear along with me lol #AHatInTime https://t.co/25v8z0vFn1" okay like 0/20 now? If this wasn't right after a checkpoint I would've given up long before now "lol I do *not* want to poke my nose into the Steam community hub for this game and ask for help. They're still complaining about the trans flag. (Or rather, they're on the ""every thread is people complaining ABOUT the complaining"" stage but I still don't want to deal with that)" "@RhymesWithSheRa A full Ice Hat move is where you raise up a bit, then slam down. You have to let go before you slam down or bad things happen lol" "Okay, see that ""jump"" at 2:20? That's impossible. This is a wall. I've done it exactly 0 times out of maybe 10 attempts now?" "@WilloIllo It's mostly Ice Hat ""jumping"" as it turns out https://t.co/Vu18C4wIuI" This actually looks easier than I thought but still fuuuuuuck this omg https://t.co/ls1XtvgXk3 """Clear Train Rush without jumping"" Literally a timed platforming obstacle course where various parts of the train break away. how even." @DysphoriaQueen thanks i hate it i blame speedrunners for this #AHatInTime https://t.co/wFFEQxfGF2 @Triclilith oh hey your brain does this shit too huh "@Calliethulhu Yeah your semi-absence was absolutely felt but I knew it was because you were with Autumn so I couldn't be anything but happy for the both of you. I guess when she moves you'll have to retire from the internet, then? :P" (I might be a tiiiiiiiiiiny bit obsessed with this game lol) "Even if I'm frustrated that mods are disabled until the 17th to ensure no one can cheat in the new DLC (there are mod-based achievements I need), at least I can use that to prove all the Nyakuza Metro achievements I have were obtained legitimately which is kinda neat #AHatInTime https://t.co/8efolBoyz6" @JessicaNgtmare your a hero to us all Just finished the last prescription bottle that still had my deadname heck yes "@KittenFemme I'm so sorry, Autumn. I can only imagine how anxious you must feel :/" @SpectraSystem AGREED "Note it says ""this"" Death Wish. It only applies to this particular challenge, which is at most 3/114ths of the whole thing. Seems fair to me! 2/2 #AHatInTime https://t.co/INEfsaM1ER" "If you die enough times in a Death Wish challenge, you can press Y for peace and tranquility! 1/2 #AHatInTime https://t.co/QbMTmd3hYY" @ACrimsonSun BEST MOM EVER @Calliethulhu This might be your greatest tweet Callie holy shit "Doing the Death Wish challenges! The second two objectives don't even reveal themselves until you beat the first one, and apparently I'm so good at sneaking through Dead Bird Studio I got them all first try lol #AHatInTime https://t.co/9g9SG2RgRt" "Okay, took way too long to track this info down, but mods are disabled until the 17th to prevent cheating in the new DLC. That makes sense I guess. That announcement should've been more easy to find, but whatever." "(I don't want to admit how long it took me to re-find that trans flag lol) (Yellow Overpass Station, inside the manhole, if you're curious)" "be gay, do crimes #AHatInTime https://t.co/ka553NP6L1" "I'm not even seeing a mods section of the pause menu, which is also apparently supposed to be there." @WanderingBlake @LastEquinoxx @OtterAlice @AriMadeOfCotton @LucyDoyle_1997 It's entirely cut and dry. This tweet sums up my feelings on the matter nicely. https://t.co/kHqEWYqtuQ "The only thing I could find while Googling this is mods don't work on Mac (I'm on PC), and that maybe disabling then re-enabling mods might fix it (it doesn't). I'm out of ideas." "@WanderingBlake @LastEquinoxx @OtterAlice @AriMadeOfCotton @LucyDoyle_1997 nah, she's trans" "@WilloIllo Yeah I downloading two of the more popular mods on Steam through the Steam app, I'm following them, I've beaten the game, I even disabled mods, loaded in, re-enabled then and reloaded. I'm out of ideas." @piffyjackie He has nothing but praise for Chiitan and they literally make a Chiitan-sona for him I've tried everything to get mods working on #AHatInTime. There's apparently supposed to be a Mafia in my mailroom but he's not showing up. "@KittenFemme I don't know how to convey to them how ass-backwards they have it. Like I almost immediately think she's trolling, it's that ridiculous." @KittenFemme (Sorry I sent so many replies. I worry that it gives the impression that I was upset and that couldn't be further from the truth.) @KittenFemme That's completely understandable. I get what you're saying 💕 "@KittenFemme Yeah much of this I had heard. Given that the game itself isn't openly anti-SJW, I think the trans flag and the conversation it started is a good thing. But it doesn't excuse the other issues, of course." @KittenFemme There aren't very many more stereotypically SJW-flavored things than putting a trans flag in one of your game's levels for no other reason than support of trans people. I mean I don't know anything about the guy but that seems a bit inconsistent. "@KittenFemme I think the fact that they were willing to get review bombed on Steam for a trans flag says something, even if the lead person is shit. I paid for this game way back in 2014 before I even knew any of this, for what little that's worth." @ACrimsonSun That's like how so many of my relationships work now. I think that's just being sapphic lol @KittenFemme I had heard of that. Do we know if he's apologized since? The community hub for #AHatInTime kinda rocks atm https://t.co/c7BsOmsWnW nice https://t.co/kxDRgwOH8x deleted the tweet because i don't need a bunch of anti-sjws mocking me for believe his elaborate trolling or whatever you claimed you worked for a company that you actually didn't! i fell for your genius trolling oh no @Estrace666 Even if that's the case I still want to put them on blast. @SpectraSystem gross! i dun want any then! "@SpectraSystem i dunno what the intended age for masterpieces is, but i don't think they're ages 3 and up" @Lookin4Serenity @ChaKatKimber Many large ones don't turn into cars. The largest Transformers turn into planets. @SpectraSystem you had me at get small!!! "@CookieCyboid Oh you said ""a certain GoT character"" Dunno if that's who you meant. I don't get why anyone kept watching after the fifth season." "@CookieCyboid If I had a kid with my ex and he was a boy, his name was going to be Tyrion. I'd say I was ashamed, but hey, that kid doesn't exist so we all dodged a bullet there." @the_moth_reborn huge same x_x "@Charley_Bea There were earlier pics taken at some toy show that might've been, but these two pictures are official promotional images and Takara's usually good with these?" @CookieCyboid Your hair is so cute and so are you!!! 💕 @StacySadistic i'm too much a sub to care about whether or not i cum lol "@Lookin4Serenity I mean, until movie 4 when they have Dinobots. Optimus can ride Grimlock in dinosaur mode. They're huge." "@Lookin4Serenity Scorponok, Ravage and Laserbeak are all small and are deployed from larger robots, yes." @Transhockeygirl okay this is the part where i start toddling and they carry me back to the daycare room x_x @Lookin4Serenity Second movie had Ravage who's like a cat alien Third movie had Laserbeak who's a bird Fourth movie had the Dinobots :P :P :P "@KamenSpider Totally! Like even if I can tell those are her knees, there isn't an obvious humanoid shapes hiding in plain sight." "@Lookin4Serenity Okay, so then they've been something other than cars as of... the first Michael Bay movie :P Scorponok was a scorpion :P" oh no its like every regression fantasy i've ever had help @NeonNympho Robot mode knees very obviously showing on the sides of her abdomen. "@Lookin4Serenity As of 1985, yes :P" @Transhockeygirl i demand to speak to youw managew!! D:< "Alt modes are bonuses as far as I'm concerned, and for femme characters that are breaking physics to exist, I don't mind a bit of sacrifice. This is MUCH preferable to her having a ton of bulky kibble on her back in robot mode which is usually how this goes." "Transformers Twitter is angry about the spider abdomen (her butt). Ten goddamn years ago when I said ""If they ever make an MP Blackarachnia"" I added ""If they can't do both modes perfectly, the focus should be on the robot mode first and foremost."" So, I'm happy. https://t.co/Xe0oGw660V" @Transhockeygirl i keep tellin' people imma big girl and no one believes me D: "@mizzenmax That's such a good villain name. Like I'm sure Kevin Punt is a real person who forced Brian to trade his only Tangela when they were kids, but also: That's like the perfect villain name and you couldn't invent a better one." @Estrace666 YOUR LITTLE ONE D:< "His identity is Terry, and he will be forever missed." @PersephoneHime yeah pretty much that whole box is kinda horny tbh "pretty sure ""insanely cute and can beep and boop"" applies to like, half my mutuals #AHatInTime https://t.co/0uocDJqtug" @QuestForTori imma big girl! >.> OH NO THE SHIP IS SINKING WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS??? THE SHIP WAS IN SUCH CAPABLE HANDS GOTTA SAVE THESE USELESS SEALS #AHatInTime https://t.co/5hPmYta6aF @FlorenceLaReine nuh-uh i'mma big girl :3 wow i just came to have a fun time i do not deserve to be called out like this #AHatInTime https://t.co/irtrqs5qFK once again i seem to have been mistaken for baby for some reason D:< #AHatInTime https://t.co/XP6qadfTqN @QuestForTori WHOLESOME MEME I just want more of these seals forever #AHatInTime https://t.co/AY16uByA4Y @MaiaFranklyn I feel so Seen by this game 😭 THESE LITTLE SHITS ARE SO USELESS BUT THEY'RE SO CUUUUTE #AHatInTime https://t.co/p7CMAQBzV0 "game of the year, all years #AHatInTime https://t.co/iFvSJOR8Vg" okay this is the cutest game every made #AHatInTime https://t.co/UEZRrwgk9a @Estrace666 the hero we need @MetteusAtoll oh heck good idea given that's what i was planning on doing when you visit :333 Alright time for the other DLC that's come out since I last played! #AHatInTime https://t.co/ulN9Y8HbTA cute girl is visiting and I'm extremely shy around cute girls what do As a trans girl I feel extremely catered to by this level nyaa~ #AHatInTime https://t.co/KSevBo93hM @nyaakat @APrivateRobin heck cute!! :3 HAT KID SAYS TRANS RIGHTS #AHatInTime https://t.co/Bi4YApkano BEST COLORS IN THE GAME RIGHT HERE #AHatInTime https://t.co/zpI1k0OnBO Hooray for accessibility options!! #AHatInTime https://t.co/EdWQioapqc THE TRAINS ARE PULLED BY GIANT CATS AAAAAA 💕💕💕 #AHatInTime https://t.co/BKgr9oynka Hell yes let's go to Nyakuza Metro!! #AHatInTime https://t.co/roeJgIeCvW @Hypnothulhu hheck im baby #AHatInTime https://t.co/L9SA1BQdz0 I literally can't not give this answer every time I play #AHatInTime https://t.co/GqRAL2t795 im an adult #AHatInTime https://t.co/qX3fgZbacO Such a cute aesthetic! #AHatInTime https://t.co/i5rqR8snLr @JangotheBlueFox So the entire MCU is on the branch Cap created... that works! Kinda awesome too! forgot how lowkey horny this game could be #AHatInTime https://t.co/ebEYmmzzqk Skipping Battle of the Birds for now so I can get the grappling hook which I'm pretty sure is in Subcon Forest? #AHatInTime https://t.co/B8wjLDHVEt @deathpigeon @lumpenrose Hey at least you were wearing skirts like a badass! I was still deeeeeeep in my shell lol @lumpenrose @deathpigeon heck yeah! "@lumpenrose @deathpigeon We've known each other since before either of us had a Twitter (well, before I used mine regularly) so visiting each other is a common thing for us :P" @deathpigeon I'd love to! There's even a co-op mode and we can stream it to the TV! "I love time rifts and I had forgotten how much I loved the music in them too! It's very ""underwater Super Mario 64"" #AHatInTime (there's even whalesong in it lol) https://t.co/wvNCMTa68o" I remember that fight being way harder but I think Hollow Knight has hardened me into a real gamer #AHatInTime https://t.co/M8Wf5S9y4h @Kaelyrhn You really should! vicious callout of loot boxes wow #AHatInTime https://t.co/Yo3mQVfzDp "A better tweet for these images that I feel more comfortable adding in reply than including in the original: ""What do with with TERFs""" Mustache Girl has good praxis #AHatInTime https://t.co/qCElghPYtk this game understands my kind of humor #AHatInTime https://t.co/aOBM5mRxOy "I'm playing with a controller, but the keyboard effects programmed for this game and adorable okay https://t.co/LvGSRinGRC" "I lost my original save file, so let's beat A Hat In Time again while we check out the new DLC! I haven't even seen the old DLC lol https://t.co/iEqLsSQxvY" @ScribbledSmut OMG HE GOT HIS DANCE I DIDN'T EVEN CONNECT THAT 😭 @tiptransformed Thank you! 💕 "@ScribbledSmut No, because he was already sitting on the bench. If he zapped back by way of the machine, then you'd be right." "@ScribbledSmut Yeah that would be consistent with the established rules they set up, but there's no indication that a technology or magic with the power to put people in alternate realities exists? Tho that's what Far From Home will deal with so maybe that's the explanation..." @ACrimsonSun @Terrablebot @Christi_fur (best version) @ChosenOfAshurha Cap's got a serious case of the Not Gays and unfortunately it was fatal @Estrace666 no fucking kidding :/ "Personally I don't mind wibbly wobbly time travel mechanics, I just think it's really ironic that they spent so much energy reminding us they were doing it differently only to end up doing it the same old way." "[Avengers Endgame spoilers] I love how they had this long scene in the movie carefully laying out that no, this is not ""alter the present"" kind of time travel, this is ""branching futures"" time travel, only to have Cap go and break that rule." @gwen_no_fear Fuck yeah congrats Violet! 💕💕💕 @EllieODaire I needed the girl filter back in early 2017 when I was still waiting for HRT. But now? That's just an invitation for dysphoria no thanks lol @Chopin_42 Thank you! Your name is super pretty too! "(If you already call me Kat, I feel like it might be kinda weird if you switched? But hey now you're just in an exclusive club lol)" @deathpigeon https://t.co/b7fYaAJzES "@AngryNerdBird It's because I can only get DMs from people I follow. I thought I was already following you, my bad >.>" "I'm used to being called Kat, but I love seeing/hearing my full name of Kathryn so I've been correcting people a lot less. Also feels really nice to introduce myself as Kathryn rather than Kat. It feels more femme to me which is really nice." @nyaakat Goodnight! Sleep well! :3 Shit like this is a GREAT example of why people rightly vilify those on the right. Because y'all are monstrous hypocrites. "Of fucking *course* abortion clinics have stories of people who ""don't believe"" in abortion or who would rather be protesting outside getting abortions. ANYONE could need an abortion TOMORROW. It's not a failure of character to seek one out. That's the whole fucking thing." "@Hbomberguy I got the best of both worlds. Watched the first five seasons, then checked out when it was pretty obviously turning to shit. So I understand the references, kinda have a vague idea of what I missed, and am happy I missed it." @MetteusAtoll *offers hugs for bad things* @AngryNerdBird oh? :3 "@nyaakat @APrivateRobin ooooooh there's consent, don't worry heck >//////<" @PrissyOrcGF 😍💕 @emuchaton heck plz do @MetteusAtoll love you a lot 💕💕💕 "okay so despite turning wifi calling ON on both my phone and Signal, Signal is now trying EVEN LESS to send texts to non-Signal users. Like immediately tells me the text failed to send without even trying. The fuck?" i'm so used to only people i don't have the hots for having the hots for me so when there's mutual attraction i'm kinda blindsided and have no idea what to do like any good disaster gay @MetteusAtoll YOU'RE A CUTIE THO CUTIE (Tried texting you today but my new phone hates me so it won't go through D:) @APrivateRobin @nyaakat *frantically googling cheapest flights to the uk* p-probably >.> @APrivateRobin @nyaakat well um YOU'RE a cutie so there! "wasn't one of the core GB members, so I can't prolly get over it still pretty mad tho" "watching an older unprofessional fridays on giant bomb and one of the guests just said ""wachowski bros"" like the last 15 years didn't happen and i'm a little mad" @emuchaton trans girl transition vr simulator @Estrace666 i mean the sex puns write themselves """defending themselves"" here defined as: being a bit mean to people who want them dead online" really an awesome website where i need to check in on my friends if i haven't heard from them in a while to make sure they weren't suspended for defending themselves against bigots *Girl who I ALREADY KNOW LIKES ME calls me a cutie* Me: https://t.co/rULRiPcFMJ "@APrivateRobin @nyaakat I'm just making a funny reference to another conversation Kat & I had, lol But also: Nice!" @monosynth @mizabitha little known fact but this is actually the best video on youtube @FlaredFeline @emuchaton omg this is the best reply i've ever seen okay @nyaakat @APrivateRobin I'll be sure to next time I get paid :P @emuchaton sounds super gay @NeonNympho There's gonna be a good chunk of time where you don't like how it looks but you need to persevere through that @APrivateRobin @nyaakat i think it's adorable tbh @APrivateRobin and whatever it doesn't cover just gives easy access for any horny tops that wanna use you! :3 @APrivateRobin i mean clearly the skirt covers everything flushing away my certified gamer girl pee solely to spite gamers @KatiKnitt Omg congrats!! I'm so happy for you Kati!! 💕💕💕💕 @NeonNympho @emuchaton really makes u think "Figured out what was wrong with my phone! Wifi calling might've been on, but Signal has it off by default. It's now been switched on lol rip" "@nyaakat That's very kind, but I can wait 💕" petition to change mother's day to sapphic milf's day @nyaakat BASICALLY D:< @nyaakat is that bad? >.> @nyaakat >.> <.< soon as I get paid @LucyDoyle_1997 this except unironically me @emuchaton edge with friends @kerrizor I dunno but I probably should! :D "@APrivateRobin jesus that's awful I'm so sorry, Robin :/" "*wondering if a girl's tiddies I'm seeing on my TL are implants, not because that bothers me but because I wanna know if my future implants could look that good*" "so it took Jen & I driving out to find a signal and having Mistress at home on my PC, but we were able to re-verify my account on my desktop again finally x.x" @quatoria lol how is that unfair i hate them too @APrivateRobin 😍 @IllCaesar She's be a yellow Blurr retool @Genderbird cute tbh self loathing day yay @Hypnothulhu sorry @Calliethulhu Callie you'd make the best mommy omg @Estrace666 same and then I would put those inches on my hips and ass "in some ways this is just unsolvably shitty because the ""chastity caged buttslut"" is such a favorite aesthetic of mine that I aspire to be more like" @nyaakat @APrivateRobin probably quite a few since you released that video! n-not that I'd know >.> "one more year until grs most likely, given how much electrolysis I need it'll go quick but I hate that I have to wait more" need to be filled it's so unfair 😭 real wishing i had a pussy so i could bottom and enjoy it because i don't like anal hours rn "@CookieCyboid there are so many good places to strike, really" "Hey cis people, do you have any idea how many game devs are trans? (Spoilers: Way more than you think)" """I thought I had property sequestered myself from thinking about the existence of trans people but this game had to get POLITICAAAAAAAL"" Sounds like you're the one getting political, you fake gamer boy" "we stan @HatInTime (btw speaking of trans rights, how hard would it be to get my name changed in the credits, Gears For Breakfast? I've transitioned since backing the game in 2014 >.>)" "lol @ bigots playing a game that a TON of trans people play and support and getting pissy when they're reminded we exist go cry about it somewhere else and play something else, loser" "legit typed ""know"" instead of ""no"" and accidentally created dril energy" @MadameMolotov yee haw! :3 https://t.co/v9oAkHOpF5 @nyaakat @APrivateRobin 😳💕💕💕 wifi calling is turned on on this phone but wifi texting seems broken still can't sign into Twitter on desktop because none of the verification codes are getting to me also I don't think my mom is getting my texts @nyaakat @APrivateRobin oh I knew! still interesting 👀👀👀 @nyaakat interesting 👀 "no but seriously even with the mostly fine relationship I have with my mom, I find mother's day to be a profound waste of time and I refuse to observe it" @nyaakat the top shortage claims another victim D: "mother's day isn't real, it can't hurt you" oh know i think i wanna be a puppy girl @Lewd_Go_Round_ As it turns out... https://t.co/ebBen6jCbX @PersephoneHime Oh nice!!! :333 @emuchaton bork bork!! :333 @SixArmedSweater Happy birthday!!! 💕💕💕 @PersephoneHime *pants and wags* @nyaakat yay 💕💕💕💕 @nyaakat !!! we should watch cartoons!!! @APrivateRobin *offers hugs* 💕 2006: cis boy who kept questioning if he was gay 2015: cishet boy 2016: girl ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ˡᵉˢᵇᶦᵃⁿ >.> 2018: lesbiab 2019: ggirlsss 2020 (projected): *gay barking* @flowercrownderg @nyaakat hhhgggf thank >.< omg @ManeSix DM'd me and said with an email to them I can get my name changed in the credits of Them's Fightin' Herds!!! I just sent off the email I'm so happy y'all 💕💕💕 just witnessed three of the cats forming a triangle of butt sniffing in the kitchen @Bieeanshee I'm so happy I finally get to see your pretty face omg! 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG well shit I'm adding it to my Amazon wishlist right now then! @lara_santaella @calamitywife lol that's exactly what I used that filter for when I was waiting for HRT @Jennimason0990 @GearsBreakfast @ManeSix lol I would've guessed the brony fighting game would've had more trans backers :P "I had thought I paid enough to get my name in the credits of @/IndivisibleRPG, but it turns out I didn't! Which, given that if I had it would be be my deadname, I'm honestly thankful. (It still isn't released and I just investigated if I still had time to change my name >.>)" @MaiaFranklyn That's both really cool and really depressing D: "@Jennimason0990 I wouldn't mind the association, but I highly doubt @GearsBreakfast or @ManeSix have the time to do that for every trans person who asks >.>" @FOURLUNG literally me when learning of a new fetish (also what is this?) The only games I've helped back on Kickstarter/Indiegogo that I paid enough to get my name in the credits were A Hat In Time and Them's Fightin' Herds but they both have my deadname lol rip @nyaakat widdles wise up!! unapowogeticawy widdle!!! @ZyBurton83 sapphic scythe @nyaakat little on main squad 😎 @deathpigeon fuck yeah we are! @emuchaton I absolutely used it a ton while I was waiting to get HRT lol Girl Squad added to Transformer shelf https://t.co/XF5pePUja9 @SixArmedSweater THANK YOU 💕💕💕 I really need a wrench for Nautica. Any suggestions? squad goals 🤖♀️ https://t.co/56K8wPIR7r my hottest star wars take is that c-3po is the funniest character in the entire franchise wait I didn't know there was a repaint of that figure (SDCC GI Joe Ravage I assume?) https://t.co/tnfbF7vvsL Humble Bundle just sent me the Nyakuza Metro DLC for A Hat In Time for some reason? Super nice of them but I already bought it on Steam like last week lol (This might be because I backed the original AHIT Kickstarter???) @PrissyOrcGF Omg you taught yourself some awesome shorc tongue moves already! It just comes naturally after healing I assume? @ExistentialEnso Haven't been forced to use cursive since middle school but I was definitely taught how to read and write it @Roodypatooti Very true oh wait I was 20 in 2007 I much prefer Barricade as a concept than Prowl When the 2007 Transformers movie came out I was still learning about all the different G1 characters there were and so I just assumed Barricade was one I hadn't heard of yet. Happy to see Hasbro is finally retconning 21-year-old me's assumption into existence. https://t.co/j1ROXixjO6 @ScribbledSmut I think it was Cheetor but it's been a while WAIF 💕🕷️💕 https://t.co/ePDx74LwCL "Which came first: The perspective of a 3D video game being called a ""camera"" or the lakitu in Mario 64 holding a literal camera?" "@cams_symphony So far there's only McCree and Reaper's gun, but because of how realistic they are, they both had to be painted white (Reaper's guns are even called the ""Wight edition""), but that's what modding is for! Still probably cheaper than getting a custom 3d printed one." @AngryNerdBird I've been using photoshop for over a decade lol @anarchopupgirl I'm 7 years older than you :P @gailforcenyine I was aiming for the cabinet next to it :P "@DarlaDonna it extremely sucks imo and I hate that it's missing a ton of basic functionality, but it's good in a pinch" also this thing has some POWER behind it lol (this video doesn't do the loud-ass POP it makes justice) https://t.co/LfpcUOVIlP Never really bought a nerf gun before but I'm really loving this thing. It comes with some pretty adorable instructions too https://t.co/SNfgQpWTcV im dva https://t.co/a5NA8hMCNj like I'm sure when they stopped doing turn based stuff in like the 00's people might've been sick of turn based but it's been 20 goddamn years??? does square enix understand that people still like turn based rpgs or nah @TockTockTock Fuck yeah same! @DysphoriaQueen @Estrace666 DO IT @the_moth_reborn @emuchaton I mean MDMA exists and it's awesome so no judgement lol "@Estrace666 also like, that thing that girl said, except coming from me >.>" @Estrace666 literally me lol @Estrace666 Masturbating in one's panties is like the girliest thing ever lol @emuchaton I mean there are strains that reliably make me horny so I believe it @Rory__Walker @ColbyPupGB This 1000% @Casssdreams Fuck yes @ModelOmega_ @ColbyPupGB Same. I tried to take a screenshot of our conversation while logged out but my new phone can't get texts at my house right now for some frustrating reason so I can't verify my account to log back in on my PC lol rip @Estrace666 it's okay i've numbed a tiny bit to it since i first saw it i'm not mad <3 "@ColbyPupGB shut up, cop" @ColbyPupGB @ModelOmega_ https://t.co/hmyuPy5XTk "@Estrace666 i can't really overstate how trigger that fucking demon face is, kayleigh :/" "@ColbyPupGB shut up, cop" @Estrace666 Fuck yes @nyaakat BORK :3 Also if Happy Hogan is in every Spider-Man movie from now on I wouldn't complain. I don't know how long it's been out but I really like the new Spider-Man Far From Home trailer. We're getting our first glimpse at the multiverse in the MCU! Super exciting! :3 [Avengers Endgame spoilers!! Really hope you have one of those keywords muted because here comes a picture!]] THEY'RE MAKING A MARVEL LEGENDS RESCUE I'M SO HAPPY I'M CRYING https://t.co/KbOdveeQt9 @CookieCyboid we'd probably get more shit done if we were @Captain_V_Smith IT'S A REALLY GOOD SONG I ALSO LIKE JUMP ON MY SHOULDERS I've found two solutions to my hero worship problem: - Kill your heroes - Befriend your heroes Either approach makes them feel like real people and reduces the parasocial nature of it all (kill is metaphorical in case that really needs to be said) @aliceincamera is it cool if i find this a little hot "@SpectraSystem I only ever owned the Blaster retool, but the TR Soundwave is a big chunky boy" "@Estrace666 The main reason I tell myself to stay is I'd miss the friends I have on here. Not saying this applies to you, just kinda commiserating." @tokyo_vamp Big same. It's how I try (but often fail) to use this site. I've had remarkable luck with cats but part of what helps is I've raised them all from kittenhood. They know I'm their family and it's so special to me. Archimedes as been kitty loafin' at my feet for hours now. I love how close my cats are to me 😭💕 @CookieCyboid It was Deviant Art of all things but I ended up using MS Paint lol https://t.co/6HWlPaQkW3 i think folks would be happier with twitter if they used it as a friend-making app instead of... all the terrible shit we use twitter for "@SpoilersSpoils May 22 for me, hence ""nearly,"" but I am a Gemini which is more associated with June" @deathpigeon When your birthday again? @Estrace666 I've been feeling the same way but I'm straight up addicted :/ @ScribbledSmut wholesome To clarify: I'm still 31 for another 12 days @Estrace666 (also I do NOT remember telling you my little age how on earth did you guess it right away D:<) "@Estrace666 look who's talking, little one :P" Having a birthday nearly halfway through the year means I'm only ever my actual age for like six months while I round up for the other six. @Inkfacefahz @QueerSized @StrasiTunity @TheFanciestLad @AliceAvizandum @theangelremiel @deathpigeon what a wonderful phrase not having twitter on my phone has caused the unforeseen issue of never being able to go to bed @deathpigeon @AliceAvizandum @Inkfacefahz @StrasiTunity @TheFanciestLad @theangelremiel https://t.co/nnqxOCIqH3 "@Rory__Walker (Not that this really matters either way, but Heidi's thread was posted on the 8th too. Same day)" (and i'm sure you could list tons of examples of when he was a terrible leftist or a gross liberal or something but hopefully you can still understand my point?) @KittenFemme I guess I didn't realize how much I needed to hear that again 💕 @KittenFemme gosh you do? thank you omg i care about you too 💕 "like a gamer/movie reviewer on youtube being a literal nazi is commonplace now, but film robert is in all other aspects pretty vocally left of center i'm just saying it's fucking weirder than the gaming nazis" "@KittenFemme been kinda anxious all night, sorry :/" @KittenFemme it's really telling that i thought you were specifically talking about tonight but no it turns out twitter is always hell "i cannot overstate how much gamers, youtube, and the intersection between those two things were a massive mistake" @deathpigeon @Inkfacefahz @TheFanciestLad @AliceAvizandum @theangelremiel my notifications are becoming jotifications @KittenFemme I deleted that tweet in part because I hope I'm wrong and I'm not about to jinx it. "@Estrace666 I understand. Sorry you're hurting, Kayleigh 💕" "@Estrace666 I know me offering to talk won't change who you're comfortable with talking about this stuff with, but I still would like to offer. DMs or here." "@Inkfacefahz @deathpigeon I mean I love encouraging them too so, fair" @theangelremiel @Inkfacefahz @AliceAvizandum @deathpigeon this thread was a mistake @Inkfacefahz @deathpigeon @AliceAvizandum Vikky is a gleeful contrarian you're only encouraging them @deathpigeon @Inkfacefahz @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/SL3aC9QQ5Y @Inkfacefahz @deathpigeon @AliceAvizandum my eyes hurt @AliceAvizandum i'm literally a coloradan and there are so many better boots alice @emuchaton true facts @Estrace666 and you cannot lie like the dick itself is fine but he's making the grossest face and he literally solicited nudes from minors and i want a fucking shower i saw the cheating youtube gaming man's dick on my tl and i'm emotionally scarred @Estrace666 IT'S REALLY KINDA GROSS ACTUALLY THANKS @WitchAfterDark he's making the grossest face why are cis men so bad at this shit aaaaaaaaa "@WitchAfterDark god, and i cannot stress this enough, DAMMIT, Kayleigh D:" Left nut suddenly started hurting for no reason and I'm suddenly realizing that if my vaginoplasty is gonna take like another year to happen I may as well get an orchi in the meantime. FUCK these things aaaaa D: @AlreadyTheRobot AAAAA THANK YOU MS Paint ended up working fine but I used to LOVE IrfanView back in the day! I just always forget its name! IfranView is how my brain insists on remembering it. "Found this comment on my abandoned Deviant Art account and I kinda love how accidentally accurate it is. (For reference, I've been out as trans for nearly 3 years. Yeah, that guy basically is dead) https://t.co/yZq3B0B7kA" "LOL I forgot MS Paint existed, thank you everyone <3" What's an easy way to save and edit screeenshots on the PC without using photoshop? Please don't make fun of me for using photoshop as my go-to for this. It's a program I'm used to and find very natural to use but I don't have access atm. (Fixed a typo in the previous version of the above tweet) "The coercion she speaks of can only exist within capitalism. In a world not dominated by it, men would have no means by which to coerce women into ANY job they didn't want. Why is being coerced into a shitty ""normal"" job better than a job where you get to do stuff you enjoy?" @emuchaton @softgirlrobin you're adorable "we're really, really, really, really, really, really done with dms tonight sorry" @KailiaSage Of course @hemmingcost Until every star in the cosmos is extinguished and entropy brings an end to all possible life (-J) @SpoilersSpoils I'd rather get paid to have orgasms than get paid to dig ditches. Not sure why the fuck SWERFs think that couldn't possibly be true. I actually really want to start selling nudes/porn of myself independently soon. There are no men in my life. Literally zero. I live with four other trans women. My dad is dead. My brother hasn't spoken to me in two years. Which man is coercing me you fucking clown? "did you know that women can pay for sex & porn from other women who are doing it independently of their own free will? lol is the ""universal human rights"" thing in your bio an intentional joke or is it just you that's the joke?" @PersephoneHime You made Joi laugh lol In my experience it's basically impossible to get a headmate to pick a new name once they've found one. "absolutely love that one of my headmates picked a name that means ""jerk off instruction"" in porn terms not embarrassing at all lol" "Can't complain too much, tho. I went from an S6 to an S10+ and they inexplicably gave me $200 credit for my old phone which the guy there said he'd never even heard of happening (that's more than I paid for it 2 years ago). Mistress's account is in VERY good standing, apparently" "I can just go into town later and do all this, but it's late so it'll have to be tomorrow and I got that new DVa NERF gun and I wanted to share pictures D:" "So I switched cell phone carriers when I got my new phone today which means a new sim card, which apparently means if you live in an area with no cell coverage, wifi calling isn't enough to establish its first connection for texting. So I can't verify my Twitter account :/" "But cis people, I can't stress this enough: No matter how confused you are, no matter how certain you are that X is true even though a trans person is saying Y, DO NOT TALK OVER A TRANS PERSON TRYING TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO YOU. Shut up and listen or go away." "What sucks about this argument is that there's a chance (however slim) that she was legitimately confused about how being trans works. A lot of cis people think you're not trans until you get The Surgery. In that incorrect understanding, it almost makes sense why she's confused." "Also really hate it when someone makes a completely indecipherable comment, I reply with ""Unless you're arguing [something terrible that no one should argue], your comment makes no sense"" and then they reply ""That's not what I said!!"" as if I'm putting words in their mouth." "Conflating ""adhere to the gender of male"" and ""adhere to gender roles"" is reaching, according to this person She's just arguing biology! It's so simple, why is my easily-offended trans brain having trouble with this? I should listen to cis people about trans issues more often /s" "sorry, sorry, SOOOOORRY She just clarified. I misread. She said ""adhere to the gender of male"" not ""adhere to gender roles"" which completely changes her entire stupid argument /s" "@holy_phyr Frankly it seems like you don't give a shit about trans people, so I don't see why I should give a shit about your opinion. Trans lives > cis feelings. Gonna be muting you now. Have a terrible day." "@holy_phyr Oh, okay. Excuse me. You didn't say gender roles. Allow me to rephrase my previous reply: Trans men are men regardless of whether or not they adhere to the gender of male. What the actual fuck." "Got someone in my notifications arguing that if trans men want to be considered men, they need to ""adhere to gender roles"" and not get pregnant, which, uhhhhh... https://t.co/2cHv8H4mjv" @holy_phyr Trans men are men regardless of whether or not they adhere to gender roles. What the actual fuck. "@holy_phyr Trans men are men, so the original tweet was transphobic. Three letters were all it would've taken to not be transphobic." "@burnsbabe You can be a gay girl and still be into breeding! I sure am :3 As you know, girls can have dicks too :P" @AliceAvizandum hey same hat @RufioRush @holy_phyr did you know it's possible to focus on two or more things "obviously check with her beforehand to make sure it's not dysphoria-triggering, but if your trans gf has a breeding fetish, just act as if she can get pregnant while you're having sexy times you'll make her the happiest goddamn girl, i promise" "@holy_phyr Unless you're trying to argue that trans men are complicit in the patriarchal control over women's bodies, your comment makes no goddamn sense. Trans men CAN get pregnant. That tweet is factually incorrect. Its intended sentiment is accurate, but only if it specifies cis men." btw if you're curious as to why I'm mentioning Hbomb: https://t.co/5veYtAp5Kr @quatoria heck I never realized how hot that look is srsly tho plz breed me @FairlyLip Valid Like when he subtweeted Coffin a few weeks ago that's when I knew that he's not about putting leftist YouTuber loyalty above a solid dunk. "My favorite thing to see lately during Twitter drama in which internet famous people make asses out of themselves is Hbomberguy making sure to get a dunk in. I'm wary about saying any YouTuber is ""one of the good ones,"" but I'm a big fan of his shenanigans." @AdequateEmily This is why I censor his name when talking about him. I don't want whatever fans he has left namesearching him to argue with me. "What really sucks about tweets like these is I agree with their intended sentiment. If cis men could get pregnant, abortions probably would be more accessible. That's the patriarchy for you. But without adding ""cis"" that statement becomes demonstrably false & needlessly hurtful." "@nyaakat @APrivateRobin I mean, it's outright stating that everyone knows you're a wetting diaper bab. That's definitely teasing :3" local girl continues to be cute ✨ https://t.co/R9ie4eiomT @chibikonatsu CAN I GET ANOTHER AMEN? Having a really nice gender euphoria moment. I just get to be a girl! This is the best! I'm just a month and change shy of two years on HRT and I think it's safe to say I'm a huge fan of being a girl. @Calliethulhu such sage wisdom where can i buy your book "I'm sure cis people get real annoyed when trans people remind them we exist. I bet for a lot of them the response is ""Oh my god you know what I mean, fuck"" but y'all need to try harder. Three fucking letters." "You can just put ""cis"" in front of ""men."" It's three letters. Three letters to avoid making trans men feel like shit. That's all. Their ability to get pregnant has not magically made abortion more accessible." @MetteusAtoll 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @SpectraSystem It wouldn't necessarily be better I'm just saying this all staying well within gaming YouTube feels unreal to me. It almost feels juvenile. @Ulexar @deathpigeon I should've started with Anulax so you could say Harbulary so then I could say NO THEY'RE NOT but I love Drax too much to call them by their actual name lol @Calliethulhu @avn_0216_m unironically getting grs in part to make my breeding fantasies just a bit more real tbh "Like rather than play out some soap opera-level drama with internet celebrities of similar popularity, why not act like real people and date/befriend/betray nobodies that aren't famous? Like it's weird that this is real." I know everyone including internet celebrities tends to date within their friend group but the optics of such public drama between three YouTubers is so weirdly creepy to me. Like this is the drama you'd invent if you were making fan fiction about your favourite YouTubers. @KittenFemme @deathpigeon Yeah like that is NOT what you say if a friend's wife is making up career-ending lies about you. "@lumpenrose @deathpigeon It doesn't involve him? I mean yeah, Holly's his ex but they broke up before all this I thought?" "@deathpigeon That was so bad too! Like wtf was she thinking? Did she just have no idea that Heidi knew? Why risk it, even so? Why not DM him? Or text him? Why be so creepily public about it? It makes them both seem extremely out of touch." @AliceAvizandum pretty sure this is a war crime @deathpigeon Holly's comments have been so weirdly vague. They're not the comments of someone who was blindsided by complete fabrications. They sound like the comments of someone who knows they've been caught but isn't comfortable lying about it beyond basic denial. in hindsight turning a bunch of cishet white boys into celebrities over the past decade because they played a lot of video games was probably a mistake "@JessIsInDresses I even prefer A Hat In Time's controls over Odyssey, tbh. But I have weird tastes lol" @JessIsInDresses I love Mario 64 but only because I've been playing it for 20 years. In my opinion it's controls don't really hold up and are only useable if you were there when they were new and we didn't have anything better. Banjo-Kazooie did everything better but especially controls imo "@Ulexar @deathpigeon Stan Lee was only in one of the five credits scenes, which was what we were talking about. Sorry for the ambiguous wording, heh" @JessIsInDresses I just wish the various Rare teams were allowed to share tech because the Banjo team's controls still hold up today whereas playing DK64 feels so clunky/janky to me now. It's like a step down from Mario 64 in some ways imo (tho a much better camera) @Ulexar @deathpigeon I do and it's one of the reasons it's the best MCU movie. The one with Stan Lee is also his best cameo imo "@Ulexar The only time I recall it with Stewart was X-3 and that was 2006, but I'd say this face technology wasn't really viable until like Civil War I think? With 20-something Robert Downey Jr?" "@deathpigeon @Ulexar One of the secret endings has teenaged Groot, though. That was them saying ""Here's where they are now""" @JessIsInDresses I've 101% percented that game twice and I'll never do it again lol @Ulexar It looks fine to me despite having a keen eye for this stuff. Like I can tell it's fake but it doesn't bother me anymore than Hulk or Thanos's faces do. It's a really common effect in the MCU now and I'm pretty used to it. @AutomatonKitten @AutomatonRaven Awww what a good pet! :3 @JessIsInDresses To be fair to the marketing those levels were in fact massive for the time. Arguably too big. @deathpigeon @Ulexar I believe them protecting the Harbulary batteries was their first big official mission @OrionPax4217 Yeah I can tell :P @OrionPax4217 Famous YouTube gamer for literally a decade now @AutomatonRaven The part where the trombone toots on each of his steps and then just toooooooooots when he sits with his mouth open is fucking comedy gold @AutomatonRaven Comrade! :3 "@Inkfacefahz I will definitely give these a listen when I have a spare moment, thank you!" @deathpigeon If pterosaurs are birds then crocodilians are birds Feel Good Inc was overplayed as FUCK but I'm happy to report it's still extremely good. 5. All Transformers are gay "@Inkfacefahz I admit I didn't listen to all of Humanz but I got real bored a few songs in. Though Demon Days took a while to grow on me too so I might try it again. Are those all Gorillaz albums? I really must've fallen behind, lol" "I'm a Communist, I believe that: 1. All fictional female characters are sapphic 2. The opposite of yes should be yesn't 3. Dinosaurs are super cool 4. Mayonnaise is an instrument" The way that song just kinda sways back and forth with that catchy beat is just sooooo good @FaerieKittyVamp *Noodle She's my favorite too :3 "Favorite song is Kids With Guns which always surprises people. Is it the BEST song on the album? I dunno, I'm just in love with how it sounds." "Yep, that entire album holds up. Let's listen to Demon Days now since high school music is on my mind now. I still need to try Plastic Beach, but in the years since its release I've realized I am a Demon Days fan, but not necessarily a Gorillaz fan which kinda bums me out." @MOOMANiBE Yeah I wonder if they'll just commonly identify greenhouse planets are victims of fossil fuels + capitalism. @SpectraSystem I think about this A Lot tbh @FaerieKittyVamp *offers hugs* "Log entry from earth's first contact with extraterrestrial life: ""Nine planet system explored. Three planets lie within the habitable zone, but none are safe for life. One is too cold and the other two are runaway greenhouse infernos.""" Incidentally it used to make me kinda irrationally upset that everyone thought that song was about 9/11. It was really important to me that people knew the actual song's meaning. That connection with my own traumatic experience of losing my dad was a rare treasure for me. "You know how Wake Me up When September Ends is about Billie Joe Armstrong's dad dying when he was a kid? My dad died when I was 13. The lyric ""Like my father's come to pass, twenty years has gone so fast"" will become true for me in less than 2 years. That's a special song for me" @AdrienneCohea Same! "@lumpenrose @deathpigeon I haven't seen Holly involved with GG in a while? Same with Ross, really. I don't know if it's helpful to speculate how long this was happening. Holly definitely knew that Jared was married so she's culpable regardless." "Literally all these songs are good. Ironically enough my least favorite song is American Idiot because it was so overplayed, but they're all still good songs, most of them fantastic imo" "@TheCatMom @D1s4sterDr3w Like the only alternative is Heidi is just completely making shit up which seems less believable to me, though I admit I don't know anything about her." "@lumpenrose Ex-wife, I thought?" @FaerieKittyVamp Sure! :3 @lumpenrose https://t.co/qDwUJYp7YI @lumpenrose https://t.co/zTh9L9a4Qu @Waffliesinyofac Fursonas are famously a commonly-used safe space to experiment with one's gender and I never used them that way lolsob "The harmonizing on ""from the hollow lies"" makes me cum." HOLIDAY SLAPS SO HARD I LOVE THIS SONG American Idiot and Demon Days were the albums of my high school years and Weezer and Flogging Molly were the bands. All that music sends me on nostalgia trips when I listen to them now. @FaerieKittyVamp same lol "@FaerieKittyVamp It's one of my favorites for sure. I love albums that are like, pitches for entire musicals. I know American Idiot actually became a musical but tbh I don't really have an interest in seeing if it's any good lol" Had the sudden urge to listen to American Idiot (the album) for the first time in years and hoo boy this takes me back. It was 15 fucking years ago what even is time anymore??? "@MOOMANiBE Same :/ I still have faith in technology, I just don't have faith in technology that exists within a capitalist system. It so often corrupts tech to the point of becoming a new problem rather than a solution." "I just really wish I were synthetic. I can't explain why, but I've wanted that since before I can remember." "I used to think there was a chance I'd live to see the day when replacement synthetic bodies or brain uploading or SOMETHING life-extending tech-wise was at least possible if not affordable, but I don't think we're gonna get there before global warming fucks us." legit bums me out that i'm not going to get to be a cyborg before i die whether because of capitalism broadly or global warming specifically @QuestForHorny transition goals "@SpectraSystem @OniLinkPlus That too! His FIRST thought should've been ""There's really no way to know for sure everyone is over 18, so time to shut this shit down immediately.""" @OniLinkPlus @SpectraSystem You'd think Tumblr would've been woke enough to know how fucked up that is. He's famous and they're his fans. That power balance is extremely abusive. @TrueKingShadow Pr*Jared (censored because I don't want him or his fans to namesearch) "@OniLinkPlus @SpectraSystem The fact that I know someone who did this seems to suggest a ton of people did this which is... wow. No judgement, btw. Jared's the only creepy one here." "@SpectraSystem I don't think anyone found out about this until today, aside from the fans who sent him nudes, of course." @Estrace666 She knows that we know she couldn't have possibly not known that Jared was married. Like come the fuck on. Start with the assumption that all cis male YouTubers are trash. Then you'll be pleasantly surprised when the rare good one becomes big rather than continually shocked that they all keep being terrible people behind the scenes. "The cheating was bad, the collecting nudes from his fans for years and years is downright creepy. Like he was already canceled to me, but that just adds another horrifying layer." @TimonicWulfgar @ShugoWah What was the exact timeline of events here? Heidi's tweet before or after Jared's? Because the only way Holly's comment could've possibly seemed like a good idea to her is if she didn't yet know that Heidi had found out I guess? Otherwise what the actual fuck??? "@Estrace666 He legitimately seemed like the rare sweet YouTuber, but I guess not lol And the fact that it involves another famous YouTuber just makes this sound like terrible fan fiction." Starting to wonder if a list of Twitter friends of mine who HAVEN'T come out as plural would be easier to keep track of lol 💕 @Rory__Walker @FairlyLip YouTube gaming stars for the past decade. @acutebitten @NeonNympho I mean I'm 32 :P "@acutebitten @NeonNympho If you ever closely followed Game Grumps or the early gaming videos on YouTube, you might've heard of some of the people involved." @acutebitten @NeonNympho YouTube gaming stars and cosplayers. So basically all of Normal Boots were trash? "@NeonNympho I was hoping it went without saying that if your current partner isn't cool with it, you break up with them, THEN date other polyam people, but I realize that wasn't clear so I've deleted." "@NeonNympho It's not a way to cheat, it's a way to date multiple people. Cheating in polyam relationships is still possible, and it involves going against whatever agreements you have with your partners and/or dating someone without telling your partners." @TimonicWulfgar @ShugoWah Yeah I actually stumbled upon Holly's twitter for the first time in a while a couple months ago & just the most recent tweets at the time seemed like she was on her own. I didn't really want to ask before now where that relationship had gone since it's really none of my business. @ShugoWah Is Holly still married to Ross? I admit I don't follow the extended Game Grumps universe that closely anymore. "I bring all this up to ask: If they designers of the Sonic from the upcoming movie wanted more realistic eyes (ie, two eyes not one weird mutant eye that's framed with an outline of cartoony eyes), why not go the Mickey Mouse route?" "So famously Sonic's design (particularly his eyes) is based on Mickey Mouse, and while Mickey's translation from rubber hose black dot eyes to more traditional eyes led the design to an eye-shaped separation of his black fur and peach skin, Sonic went the other way with BIG eyes." @MOOMANiBE I HAD THIS DISCOVERY TOO LIKE I HAD TO TAKE MY SHIRTS OFF LIKE A GIRL IT'S PRETTY AWESOME TBH @nyaakat oh yeah that's the BEST way to REALLY stick it to littles!!! "is it like intentional and the joke is ""yeah you like that don't you, adult baby? you dirty kinkster""??? oh yeah that'll show 'em also tease them about their diapers, they HATE that" @Kaelyrhn There's this one if you prefer the symbol instead of letters look: https://t.co/UM5jKmkLLR @gwen_no_fear @Calliethulhu we stan @AriMadeOfCotton @Jaykay_Baby Yup! Took me way too long to remember their name but I've literally bought pacis from them before lol tbh it's one of my favorite designs on this site and i had been planning to get one myself but like how did a terf even get a hold of this image i'm fucking screaming https://t.co/0R8uCXQ4uo @biggestjoel *shrugs* that's basically why i transitioned lol "Bumblebee's Charlie is my favorite recent example. She pecks Memo on the cheek ONCE but otherwise makes it clear they're not becoming a thing. You can read that as her just taking it slow, or that she's ace, or sapphic, or all three." I really love Hollywood's recent pivot away from always having the Main Guy and the Main Girl hook up by the end because it allows me to headcanon the female lead as gay way more often. "can you even fucking imagine being the one token gay in the avengers fuck that, i'm making leaving to form the queer avengers" @SpectraSystem Heck yes!! Me: *is a furry for over half her life* Also me: *had a fursona for most of that time that she hated to think about because he was a boy and never ONCE thought to make him a girl like countless trans furries before me* "My fursona was a rat waaaaaay back when I was like, 15? Then there was a solid 15 years of never thinking about that fursona (should've made him a girl tbh) Then bunny Then jackalope And I also have an archaeopteryx, a cat, and a salamander waiting to actually be designed" @princessproto @quatoria i'm sorry the world has to know @quatoria @princessproto It's true she's confirmed for cute "@Jennimason0990 No, I mean, it's not Cap. Endgame confirms this, but I didn't want to spoil you." @Jennimason0990 As to your first comment... spoilers. As to your second... hard disagree :/ "@ArmlessKittyfox I don't know if that was ever ""well established"" but it's definitely confirmed as not canon now. Endgame spoilers." "also, ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: GAYS TEND TO HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER IT'S BECAUSE Y'ALL HETS ARE EXHAUSTING" "Who it should be: One of the main heroes. Ideally one who's getting or has gotten their own movie Who it will be: One of the heroes' friends who we see in one (1) movie, whose lines that confirm they're gay will be conveniently edited out in the final cut" @Estrace666 RIGHT?? "(only by a quarter of an inch, but it still counts!)" I am so goddamn happy to discover that Ripley is taller than me. @Genderbird *offers hugs* :/ 💕💕💕 the creepy eyeball girl meme is on my TL again and it's making a rough day a lot rougher @DoomGender hhhhhg yes plz @FaerieKittyVamp My ex wore one for a while and when she took it off after about a year she said it felt really weird. Your body gets used to having it there. Kinda fucked up how often my horny days line up with my dysphoric days tbh @FaerieKittyVamp Not really. It's definitely solid metal but it's lighter than you might think. "@FaerieKittyVamp I can feel it there, but it's not even a tiny bit heavy." @FaerieKittyVamp Yup! :3 @Triclilith It really is! I can touch it any time I want and be reminded I'm owned 💕💕💕 @something_femme First thing that sprang to my mind: https://t.co/M5SYewQD41 "I am simultaneously relieved that pre-surgery electrolysis is going to take much longer than I originally thought, and really bummed out. Like the surgery itself will be scary but I'm so fucking done having this girldick :/" @emuchaton cutest pup THIS KEEPS HAPPENING https://t.co/Mo6a84147C "FUCKING, https://t.co/VKP0KQphTF" @PrissyOrcGF You look so much happier! Who even is that person on the left??? acquired another lesbian https://t.co/io60BlMAy2 "Two of us aren't human, one is somehow cis, and one is much younger than this. We don't tend to think of this body as ours. It's just Kat's." @Hypnothulhu It's real hecking good :3 occurs to us that every single one of our headmates is unhappy with this body for different reasons oof "@GwenStarlight We've never really considered that this is the face of all of us. It's mostly Kat's, but we suppose we share it." @fangirlscreamo I can't check right now because we're driving home and the service out here is terrible. I will say that I'm incredibly bad at being active on discord as much as I'd love to join :/ @fangirlscreamo I'm pretty sure I'm already in there unless there's more than one? @SteampunkPenny Love you too Mistress!! 💕💕💕 @norintha Who happens to be dating another sexy gf 💕💕💕💕 "Been collared 24/7 for four months now, heck" The the lighting isn't great today but I look cute dammit 💕✨ https://t.co/WkHquyib1b @AngryNerdBird @AliceAvizandum i am the piss encourager @aliceincamera ow but also sign me up @AliceAvizandum these cowards don't deserve such quality content After reviewing footage on YouTube of what's expected of me: My body is not quite ready. But I'll be coming back to this. "@Triclilith It's nice to meet you, Ash! 💕💕💕" My body is ready #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/zdeAQEKsr8 Thank goddess for Hiveblood x.x #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/gmGp12Ns6I "(I'm up in the left corner off-screen in the second pic, clinging onto the wall with a super charge and letting my babies do all the work for me lol)" "Hollow Knight is a hard game, but there are parts where it's easy to cheese the fuck out of it with the right charm loadout https://t.co/Hkbb83Ha1m" I don't understand why so many cis people have taken it upon themselves to share their unsolicited Star Wars opinions with me in the comments but I really need them to stop. "Game of the year, all years #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Xx2AAQ4rA3" @31FilmTalk And there won't be next year? That's my whole point? What's yours? @Kaelyrhn The actual canon explanation is this is required for the grubs' next stage of life. So you're helping them. Cloth's heroic sacrifice D: #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/6TtDJwZwS2 I love that Cornifer is sleeping up there after you get all the maps #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/kR0HVnSznt "(It's possible he's the same species and this is some sort of gestation, but it's so much funnier if he just ate them)" Grubs complete! I choose to believe Grubdad is a completely different species and I've just been going on snack runs for him #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/v3iDf00yMF "technically she's more of a judy hopps retool given the antlers, but" I greatly underestimated the number of Judy Hopps recolors already present in the furry fandom when I made my fursona a Judy Hopps recolor @DrillbotKillbot Indiana Jones and the Billion Dollar Box Office Only Because the Story Isn't Contingent on George Lucas Signing off on it This Time "@DanielleSATM It really needed to not be five months after TLJ, despite how much I love the traditional late May release window for Star Wars movies (they used to always be a few days from my birthday lol)" "@NeonNympho But see, this is going to be Harrison Ford again. That's my only issue. He's too old to be the lead. He needs to be like his dad was in Last Crusade." @NeonNympho Indiana Jones is very good. "@Just_fionna That'd be a great idea, but Ford loving to play Indy + the failure of Solo (another ""young version of a Ford character"" movie), ensures we won't for a long time." Also hot take but Indiana Jones should be a character like James Bond. Always played by a new actor and no one is bothered by this fact. He was a character literally inspired by Bond (hence who played his dad). But... Harrison Ford loves playing him. So. Even older Indy. "It frustrates the hell out of me that ONE ""bad"" Star Wars spinoff movie is enough to kill the ""one SW movie a year"" plan. Like I didn't want a Yoda movie either but also why can't we do one third of what the MCU is doing? I didn't want an Ant-Man movie either but that was great!" "Such a shame that Game of Thrones was canceled after only 4 seasons. We'll never know how it would've ended, but I'm sure the ending in our hearts is better than anything they could've actually given us *looks at camera*" @VOID_FRIEND It's important to remind singlets we're not going anywhere. @gwen_no_fear Fuck. Yes. @KamenSpider people who display their transformers in vehicle mode are villains (I'm also a little sad they side-stepped a potential new cassette bot. I love those guys 😭) "Making Slamdance out of the Skytread/Flywheels mold is a really smart idea, but I just don't understand why they reversed his colors? https://t.co/b6Aaa4uc5Q" "okay but like, Jessie and James from Pokemon are a lesbian couple" @PrissyOrcGF Feel free to curse me anytime 😍 "do the cishets think we need to make gay sex illegal again lest they all forget to be het and start having exclusively gay sex because like, sure i love to joke that y'all would prefer being gay if you gave it a try but even i don't actually believe that????" madam i assure you: the straights are fucking enough "what on earth is this tweet even trying to say what is step one in our save the humans breeding campaign like i know this is homophobic as fuck but like, what was she thinking when she wrote this https://t.co/RyKXYTMttF" deepest bee lore #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/H0B0RIwwHk @NotYakra I didn't even notice them! There's a fork in the path right before here. Go left first for the artifact as the whole area locks behind you :/ #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/2zTK3L3ziv omg I love that he's painting <3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/XidSp2SylL SHE SAVED ME :333 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/7CsHsIq854 Hornet fights are SO GOOD #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/cVSCYUrMhc WAIF #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/cic1XviMFV sleeping angels 💕 https://t.co/rt7jSViJyG "There we go! Now my Switch is MY Switch, y'know? https://t.co/gdPn2iHVf9" "@millenomi I'm not familiar with them, no" @DozingDreamers Clearly the only possible explanation :P Hollow Knight: Here's this bumbling knight that days he's hot shit but is clearly 100% talk Hollow Knight: Oh shit now he's a boss! Hollow Knight: There is no twist. The lack of a twist is the twist. I don't know what I expected lol #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QFvrpzsKHd @Kexta89 Oh yeah I forgot about that! Tony really was a father figure for a lot of people. [Avengers Endgame spoilers] It has just come to my attention that the random teenager standing by himself at Tony's funeral was the kid from Iron Man 3 and brb I'm gonna go cry all over again. @EllieODaire Oh goddess Tony did so much for that kid. Tony was a father figure to him too. Fuck... @EllieODaire OMG I WAS WONDERING WHO THAT WAS OMG I MIGHT CRY OMG OMG OMG "@StrypeisonFire The trans community really, really loves coming out tweets! We all know how happy you must feel :3" @LucyDoyle_1997 @PrissyOrcGF OMG YOU'RE RIGHT @PrissyOrcGF If I was Asgardian I would absolutely try that Hulk dick. Like imagine how much smashing you could take. "So like, Valkyrie and Hulk definitely fucked, right?" "[Avengers Endgame spoilers] Meaning Morgan Stark was born sometime next year-ish. Meaning even if she does the teen superhero thing like Spidey is rocking, we're not getting that until the mid 30's. So, hopefully time shenanigans?" [Endgame spoilers!] Thought for sure the MCU was actually lagging behind as far as the timeline went? There are movies that came out years between each other & are supposed to happen right after (gotg2 is like right after gotg1). But apparently Endgame takes place in 2025? @QueenStodge I know that feel. Talking to my mom about trans stuff is basically impossible for me too. It's really painful. [Avengers Endgame Spoilers] I'm so goddamn ready for Morgan Stark as Rescue or Iron Maiden or whatever name she wants but unless they do some time shenanigans we're gonna be waiting a while :/ "[avengers endgame spoilers] please, marvel give us a marvel legends rescue figure girl iron man she was so badass" "@LOSTLEAD8R I've only ever seen Guardians 1 once in theaters, lol. I liked it but Guardians 2 was so, so much better imo. For Homecoming, I just love how tight of a script it is. I love Vulture and his relationship to Peter, and I love this new interpretation of Peter Parker." "@NeedlesFox @StebMcDreb No, you're thinking of movies 2 and 3 (Dead Man's Chest and At World's End, respectively). Stranger Tides, movie number 4, was filmed all on its own. That's why it took another 6 years for movie 5 to come out." One of my favorite memories from the past 11 years of MCU movies was Ben Kinglsey going onto The Daily Show to talk about playing The Mandarin and him being just all giggly & excited but obviously not allowed to give away any details. He knew audiences were about to meet Trevor. https://t.co/brmWaIZk2w @FinalBossFemme I sold art at a few brony conventions for a few years and I don't remember ever being haggled with. I can't even. "@sarahlicity @Calliethulhu I really loved in Endgame how Pepper didn't even try to convince Tony not to go save the world. Like, you can argue that that's kinda unhealthy? But I dunno, it was just very touching to me. She knew him too well." @Calliethulhu @sarahlicity Well the MCU overall has a really good track record for third entries in trilogies. Fingers crossed! "@Calliethulhu People like Civil War! I personally find it to depressing to watch multiple times, tho. It really sells the whole ""Everyone hates each other"" mood." "@Calliethulhu @sarahlicity That's understandable. I mean, I love Guardians 2, but I think Peter and Gamora needing to be in the Avengers movies really fucked up their character arcs. That's kind of a major drawback of the whole MCU. Character trilogies can't have normal arcs." "@erinbanneret @Calliethulhu Iron Man 3 is better than Iron Man 1 and 2 combined, and a lot of MCU fans will say something similar. Have you seen all the Thor movies? Imagine if someone said they skipped Ragnarok because The Dark World disappointed them so much. Kinda the same thing here." "@Calliethulhu @sarahlicity Like he really kept trying to hang up the suit. For literal years. But with great power, etc etc." "@Calliethulhu @sarahlicity I think Tony's story has always been him needing to save the world at the expense of almost everything else. And even though post-Iron Man 3 he still kept wearing the suit, it was in service of ""Suit around the world"" then ""Choose a protege"" and both of those kinda backfired." "@sarahlicity @Calliethulhu Actually now that I'm working out his story in my head again, you could argue that Tony would've been done with super heroing had Scarlet Witch not fucked with his head. That led him down a very particular path that didn't end until Endgame." @Calliethulhu And that break-in/fight near the end where he just McGyvers the shit out of everything with stuff from a hardware store??? Also Pepper Potts gets to wear a suit??? Also also all the different suits helping at the end??? It's such a fun movie!! "@Calliethulhu It's a cherished movie of mine. It was my #1 until Guardians 2 came out. I just really like the journey Tony goes on. Dealing with panic attacks, dealing with losing everything. It also has possibly the best child actor in the entire franchise? Also I stan Trevor Slattery" "But the best of the best MCU movies have, in my opinion: - Comedy - Good characters - Good character *growth* - Scenes that make you cry" "You'll notice I really, really like MCU comedies. Like all of them are funny, but some are more comedies than others, and those are usually my favorites." @Rory__Walker It has a cult following that's been growing over the years. And it's the second best MCU movie to date imo :P @QuestForTori Gimme some silicon graphics-ass looking polygons except at a frame rate and draw distance never dreamed of in the 90s. "I haven't seen Captain Marvel yet. Knowing my tastes, there's a decent chance it'll shake up the top five, but that's the only MCU movie I haven't seen and beyond that and Ant-Man & The Wasp, I've seen them all in theaters too :3" "My weird-ass MCU ranking, best to worst, top five: 1. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 2. Iron Man 3 3. Spider-Man: Homecoming 4. Thor: Ragnarok 5. Avengers: Endgame" @Calliethulhu You and I have the same number 1 :3 "Also: their approval is mostly automated and usually takes minutes. I was approved in like 5 minutes. Also also: Approval isn't the same as launching. Get approved first, then launch, then you should be good!" @QuestForTori @melodyaligned gender euphoric klutzyness (Also please don't sign up for any tiers if you happen to find my Patreon page lol) And don't worry about making final decisions on the little details! I put a $1 tier and a $5 tier and I didn't even say what (if anything) those tiers get! I was still approved. I'll finalize that stuff later. For now the goal is getting a launched page before the deadline! "Got it in right before the deadline! If you're thinking you might want a Patreon one day, throw together a creator page TODAY and submit it for review! Starting tomorrow, new creators will get less money from Patreon because of new fees! https://t.co/9HODBx2yn3" @nyaakat PROUD OF U CUTIE @StrypeisonFire OMG CONGRATS!! 💕💕💕 Pleasure doing business with you #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0w1CJIst2U THAT'S THE BINCH THAT STOLE MY MONEY #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xnP8vs0Fih I love finding all these beautiful hidden moments in this game #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/EkR8xgpJqi Upgrade! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9ILP1fnsMm lewd #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Qive8C2TJQ Not bad for having not played in 3 weeks #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/v2hTwBbZRW I'm being told I actually missed the first opportunity to see this character??? wait wtf??? #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/HtyLKUh3Mg This game continues to be breathtakingly beautiful #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/aS7mQwZ7RL It's been weeks but I'm finally back #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Bc7kLPwbCO "feel like i haven't been gay enough on here today so, girl balls: literally perfect" @DoomGender hhhhhh is it bad that i want this upgrade "Bigots: LOL nice one LOSERS. You used blockchain and block lists to block ALL OF TWITTER. Enjoy your ECHO CHAMBER. Me: Okay but like, I'm not getting suspended now, so... thanks, I think I will enjoy this ""echo chamber.""" @StebMcDreb Y'know part of why I loved the trilogy so much is it was so meticulously devoted to its own lore. The fifth one shits on that so hard. Like the timeline has been ruined and they were actually doing a pretty decent job at maintaining it to almost MCU-levels of care. "@StebMcDreb Don't see the fifth one. They somehow, against all reason and odds, made a movie worse than Stranger Tides." "@StebMcDreb I'M SORRY, BUT ""LET'S HAVE CAPTAIN JACK BE THE MAIN CHARACTER WHO HAS NO STAKE IN THE STORY AND LITERALLY HAS TO BE DRAGGED FROM PLOT POINT TO PLOT POINT BY FORCE BECAUSE HIS CHARACTER CAN'T SUPPORT A LEAD ROLE"" WAS WORTHY OF THE BIGGEST BUDGET. LITERALLY EVER." @StebMcDreb oh my goddess on stranger tides was so bad and it's literally the most expensive movie ever made are you fucking shitting me wtf Now I'm resorting to subtweeting on Twitter about them. Can I please just have my files back? It's been literal months. I don't even know where my old harddrive is and it's really exhausting having to work up the spoons to bug the person I need to bug that even if they just hand me the damn harddrive by itself I'll figure something out. "I really wanna draw. My preferred method of drawing is my cracked copy of photoshop, but I've misplaced the backup and my old files still haven't been transferred over from my reformat. I need help with that. Ugh." "@maddierawr It makes no fucking sense. I get that the logic must be ""When cis people get it it's cosmetic"" but like... why don't they feel GRS is cosmetic? Like I'm glad they don't, but why not extend the logic for why it's not to FFS???" "Y'know, Twitter could just verify every trans person on this site. Justification? Intense transphobia that keeps increasing in severity and is apparently extremely difficult to moderate against. I know they won't do it, I'm just saying there's nothing stopping them." "@Kalindlara Yeah, I avoid interacting at all as well. This is just advice for people who are drawn to not back down when the arguing starts. We need those people." @nyaakat (but to answer your question they're much cuter with the shells imo) @nyaakat i thought it was just a shitpost comparing penises to snails/slugs "@Kalindlara What might save us here is that I'm not 100% sure Twitter treats ""they/them"" with the same misgendering weight as ""she/her"" or ""he/him."" They/them acts as a ""I don't know your pronouns"" filler pronoun, and I have to assume Twitter knows that and factors that in?" What I hate the most about typing that sequence out is I can almost guarantee some terf at some point complained that trans people might do that. Y'know if Twitter just fucking picked the side of marginalized people we wouldn't be in this fucking mess. "If there's nothing guarding against that, then there's really nothing we can do, but checking their bio and at least trying to gender them correctly is at least being consistent with our morals and doing what we can to protect ourselves." What I'm more worried about is if there's failsafes against people gaming the system by doing something like the following: 1. Put they/them in your bio 2. Bait the people you're targeting into using those pronouns 3. Replace pronouns with he/him 4. Report for misgendering "@FaerieKittyVamp @tasmosunt The character literally could have used the word ""boyfriend"" or ""husband"" though and still had the same effect." "Basically, to stay safe, always check pronouns. Yes, even if it's a goobergater, even if it's a terf. Better safe than sorry. There are potentially hundreds of bigots waiting for you to slip up and get you suspended." "While it is troubling that bigots are using the misgendering rules against us, I know that for myself, any time I'm talking about someone & need a pronoun, I go check their bio. Extending that courtesy to concern trolling bigots might not feel good, but it shouldn't be difficult." @nyaakat we're gonna get so many cookies hehehe @FaerieKittyVamp @tasmosunt It was so goddamn easy to miss and yet we're expected to be excited for their first openly gay character. It's fucking ridiculous. @nyaakat those bigs are pretty crafty but i bet we're probably smarter "@FaerieKittyVamp @tasmosunt The guy in the support group Cap was running. If you assumed he was talking about his best friend rather than his lover, congrats! So did most people." @tasmosunt I'm an actual gay and I didn't even realize he was supposed to be one too. @LucyDoyle_1997 Can studios please stop doing this. The kind of representation that's needed isn't the kind that needs to be boasted about lest people completely miss it. "@nononoagh @LucyDoyle_1997 Ohhhhh Yeah I assumed that was a bromance, which is what most non-queer people probably thought too. Captain Marvel's haircut was queerer than that" @LucyDoyle_1997 Wait where was the representation I saw it last Thursday? @ThatHeckinBirby You're so goddamn gorgeous omg 😍 if you ever called midna a waifu you're a sub now sorry i don't make the rules https://t.co/eoifjIffgl is this an scp @Flea hheck that was hot >///> @squidlarkin why don't singlets just ask their fake personality what their name is like the rest of us geez @Transhockeygirl literally people who aren't into kink (which is valid) trying to logic their way into understanding kink there is no coercion. Subs and dommes are just into this stuff. @VOID_FRIEND We've experienced that too @emuchaton just need 'em on my face you know??? Some drones will exhibit what's known as synth euphoria when reminded that they're just a mere object now and that all traces of their humanity have been erased. This will often adorably manifest as heart emojis on their screen. @PrissyOrcGF I'm so goddamn excited to see more :333 Consider me entranced 😍 @AmyTheTotodile hhhdsfggghh pllzz "Which reminds me, I don't say this very often because when does it even come up, but I go by Kat. But you can call me Kathryn Salamander if you want to immediately out yourself as a follower of mine" "lol please don't yell ""TRANS SALAMANDER"" at me in public I mean it'd be funny as shit but also really embarrassing why'd I pick that @" I think if anyone somehow recognized me in public I wouldn't even notice them because I'm probably dissociating in order just to function around cis people lol "@Estrace666 oh fuck you really did have more followers than her she's somehow kinda famous despite what would otherwise be a ""small"" follower count (I used to really want her to follow me back lol)" @ghoulsNgoats @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid @Transhockeygirl @EspiKvlt yeah we all really hate it @CookieCyboid v lovable birb friend "@deervvitch Yes, Waluigi stans like myself have been saying this for literal decades lol :P" @pixeljadeart omg i need these @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid @Transhockeygirl @EspiKvlt Even the between states thing is uncommon enough that I didn't know we still did that until fairly recently. @CookieCyboid @KittenFemme @Transhockeygirl @EspiKvlt America really sucks @CookieCyboid @EspiKvlt @Transhockeygirl Cookie and the Extended Cookie Polyculeverse are pretty much all UK-based @CookieCyboid is there any other deciding factor in choosing underwear i mean come on "@CookieCyboid @EspiKvlt If we're talking about the US, public transportation is notoriously awful throughout most of it." @tasmosunt @GayteGuardian87 she's not dead :/ @emuchaton i completely agree @Lunar_Opals A conversion unit is being sent to your residence as we speak! "@Lunar_Opals No stress, no worries, just the collective :3" @Lunar_Opals Just imagine letting go of all those pesky thoughts and giving yourself up fully to the hive~ "@Lunar_Opals You like drones? Wait'll you see how it feels to BE one, it's lovely~" "@HexLatex I mean, I'd be worried but all I can think about is how good it feels to obey for some reason???" @Estrace666 I agree that you were doing a lot of good work with your account and I'm infuriated that Twitter took that away from us. @Estrace666 OH HELL YEA I KNOW WHAT TUR STANDS FOR :D :D :D "Just now finding out that Twitter banned Leigh's (Estradiol Warrior) replacement account too. Again, all this for yelling at TERFs." @Lunar_Opals It feels good to obey~ :3 @WitchAfterDark It sure fucking is. [Avengers Endgame spoilers] I ALSO REALLY LIKE THAT THANOS CANNOT SIMPLY HEADBUTT CAPTAIN FUCKING MARVEL. LIKE SHE DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH. I REALLY NEED TO SEE CAPTAIN MARVEL DON'T I? Seriously that moment looked like my Marvel Legends collection. "[Avengers Endgame spoilers] Literally cried with joy during the obligatory girl power scene. Marvel, if you're asking us if we're ready for an all-female Avengers movie, the answer is a emphatic, screaming YES." "@LucyDoyle_1997 They were all letters, even the ones included in the +, apparently" @emuchaton i'm convinced the number 1 buyer of chastity cages are trans girl subs locking themselves up @hmsnofun Yeah this really common among transfemmes but not very well-studied so you don't have very many doctors telling you about it. @norintha accurate "@ADirtyTrans Oh yeah! The videos we took of me peeing on you that I bet would be way more popular now that I have a proper following lol I'm telling you, next time we roll you should film yourself peeing on me this time :333" @gwen_no_fear wholesome content @ScribbledSmut I don't really see becoming a piss slut as anything but an improvement so absolutely! Am I saying that HRT turned me into a piss slut? Yes. "Me, visiting my past self: Turns out you're a girl! And SUPER gay. It's really great. Past me: Awesome! Me: Also you're WAY more into piss Past me: What? Me: What?" "@CookieCyboid weird coincidence, i wanna pay money for it" @CookieCyboid it's like that shirt was made specifically for you "@elysianechoes weird, all i remember is a giant ant in a mercedes commercial" @AdequateEmily i really appreciate the layers of cinephile bullshit i need to be on to understand this @Transhockeygirl Incredible glow up!! 💕💕💕 Goddess you're cute @CookieCyboid yeah i saw some of it >.> "@AutomatonVixen Because you get to see how different hormones fuck with your body and mind and it's very relatable. Like I was a teenage ""boy"" but I'm also a hormonal woman going through second puberty. Also one of the boy characters got the female hormone monster recently." @AutomatonVixen That show is actually uniquely entertaining if you happen to be trans. @ellle_em lol i have that same squid stuffie! "Like I watched Ant-Man & The Wasp while way too high and remember virtually nothing from it, but imagine that ankle bracelet ant just making Cassie lunches for school and going to parent teacher conferences." [Avengers Endgame spoilers] I choose to believe Cassie Lang was raised by ants for 5 years. "[Avengers Endgame spoilers] One of my favorite moments was Happy Hogan sitting with Morgan talking about cheeseburgers. The director or Iron Man 1 and 2, sitting with the next generation of superheroes, promising to spoil her and take care of her... It was adorably meta." @quatoria i'm melting for unrelated reasons @quatoria ffffhhfg @quatoria interstingg @quatoria hhhhg "We're about 90% sure there's a boy somewhere in our system (super common for transfemme systems), but either our dysphoria is too strong to let him reveal himself or he's afraid that that's the case. There's a *significant* mental block in the way." bunnies are the cutest fursonas i will not be taking questions at this time "Sometimes it's hard to feel thankful for all the changes HRT has given me when there's been literally no development in my ass/hips/thighs. I was already kinda thicc in those places, but not girly thicc. I'd really love literally any growth there, dammit." "@Quinn__tessence Yeah I was clumsy af around the 6 month mark or so. It's mostly gotten better, tho." @CookieCyboid hi i'm american and i'm awake and this sounds great @CookieCyboid yeah it's making measurable improvements in my life if I'm bein honest >.> @CookieCyboid you just gotta find some cute friends who ARE into drinking pee then there's no waste! >.> @CookieCyboid hhhhh h ff ffffuck @lucashoal Reeeeeaaaaally tempted to get the ones that came with the Splatoon 2 pack before they're too expensive on the secondary market so I could have the option to go all pink or all green :3 They're literally my two favorite colors >.> @lucashoal Neon pink/neon green! @Anarcho_Vampire yur baby :333 "Look, it's fine that my new Stitch joycons are arriving on Monday, but like... I paid for one day shipping. Utah is directly west of Colorado. We share a border. Those other states... not so much. https://t.co/HqvcFnT6ua" @DoomGender This part is so dang cute. She was barely putting up a fight but now that she's plugged in it's that moment when a brat is completely done bratting and just wants to be owned. I've been there and it's a lovely (if maybe a bit embarrassing) feeling~ @MapleReam omg cute!! @JenApparently Your smile is incredibly cute btw "@radix42 I'm a neither person. I like staying up late and as long as I got 6 to 8 hours, I'm okay with waking up whenever too. But it doesn't surprise me that hormones can rewire all that!" @DoomGender I'll read as many stories with them as you're willing to write! @NikatinePrime Omg congrats! 💕💕💕 @DoomGender AAAAAA THANK YOU FOR MAKING A SEQUEL TO THIS IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE 😍😍😍 @trgrrl to be fair tho when you're sapphic the line between friend and girlfriend breaks down a ton in my experience "@maegodhavemercy I taught myself photoshop mostly using a pirated copy, lol. I should've invested all that practice into Illustrator tbh, but oh well" so weird that adobe continues to insist that i use my pirated copy of photoshop "just enough energy to shove edibles into my wind-chapped, half-dead face" "12 hour work day at the ranch, but the good news is we just went from 10 alpaca to over 80! We're all exhausted x.x" @Genderbird We don't get amnesia either thankfully. Though we still have a terrible memory anyway lol @OneLameShark That's... something at least! I'd like more articulation at some point but the fact that there's any figure of her at all is promising! https://t.co/fnEvztGzNR best beanie baby in the halo franchise "ancom salamander is smaller than expected, but still a good stuffie https://t.co/cckDd99k1g" let detective pikachu say fuck "Also Sonic looks better in motion than in photographs, though he was weirdly lifeless in a lot of shots and I still wouldn't call it good animation. He's an animated character. He should emote more than the ""realistic"" Simba we're getting later this year." "Mentioning all this because I finally actually watched the trailer. I think I can tell what kind of tone they're going for and I'm kinda into it, but I have a strong suspicions it'll just be mostly annoying." @FrigidElfBirb like i'm not even joking i'd be ten times more into that idea "Like I know he seems to just be doing his basic 90s goofy shtick except this time he's a mad scientist, but I'm legitimately kinda entertained by what I saw of him in the trailer." can we have a movie about jim carrey eggman instead pee sluts excitedly rushing to burger king only to be disappointed by their pissed meals i can't believe this all happened because years ago arin screamed at the terrible fishing mechanics in big's stages for like 3 hours straight while they played sonic adventure "While I will have to reorganize my spell bar in WoW because of this switch, this mouse will be much better suited to Overwatch than my last one was. I only ever used two buttons at most on the thumb side, and working out which ones among 12 was kinda annoying lol" MMO-style mouse bit the dust but my new one us much gayer and plays well with the keyboard and mouse pad :3 https://t.co/bII89ZOH9d @Genderbird A lot of systems do that! We should try that honestly >.> oh look the thing we said would happen if they banned the porn ended up happening @Genderbird That's why I only use blockchain now @GwenStarlight Big same :3 "When friends come out as plural my heart just bursts with happiness, y'all" @Genderbird OMG CONGRATS ON FIGURING THIS OUT I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH 💕💕💕 @APrivateRobin *leans obnoxiously close to the mic* uhhhhhhhh we're not taking questions right now sorry @LittleEmmyBee you heard me @DoubleYooToo They tease it. It's not a suit made for her and it's as obvious nod to when she had a suit in the comics. Endgame fulfilled that promise. I'm really hoping for an action figure of her (Marvel Legends or Figma ideally) but I'm not holding my breath. [Avengers Endgame spoilers] There were so many things hinted at years ago that were finally paid off but I think my favorite might be Rescue (Pepper Potts as Iron Man) finally being realized. I honestly didn't think we'd ever get to see that. Endgame was perfect. I cried harder than I've ever cried in a movie before. I loved it. not just age regression but a literal wetting scene wow I can't believe avengers endgame had actual age regression in it "@EstraceLeigh I really thought losing muscle mass would help, but it hasn't changed them as much as I hoped. I grown basically tolerant of them. What can you do." @FrigidElfChild I hit 10 recently because I'm incapable of not being constantly online @emuchaton taint a bad one among them "@EstraceLeigh (Same thing happened on my first play through because I literally thought I could just let him kill that boss on his own. As soon as he died I was like ""Oh >.>"") (He was doing damage and drawing aggro, how was I supposed to know I needed to help!)" @EstraceLeigh F @FOURLUNG At least you got your name change stuff taken care of though! That's awesome congrats!!! @FOURLUNG GROSS EW @PrissyOrcGF FUCK YEAH THAT'S HOT AF 😍💕💕💕 @L0VEWIRE FUCK YEAH 💕💕💕 @L0VEWIRE That's fantastic!! 💕💕 @CaseyExplosion I second that. I've never been suspended or forced to remove a tweet either and it's solely because of blocklists and blockchaining "Completely serious, btw. I'll even offer my cell number first if you're nervous about it. Obviously only through DMs tho. Even if we literally never text each other for the rest of our lives, I'd feel better knowing staying in content isn't contingent on Twitter." who has two thumbs and has trauma surrounding abandonment? this bitch "If I've ever called you a friend I'd be down for swapping cell numbers. I feel more and more that the social circle I have on here is ephemeral, whether that's through Twitter banning trans people/lewd content off the site or people simply leaving. I don't want to lose contact." "@Calliethulhu I'd really love to just like, exist and not have to worry about not having any rights in a few years." @Calliethulhu CUTE THO "@Killsbury3 @Genderbird In some areas, cats are definitely still very much needed of course. But for people buying a cat for companionship? Indoor is better." "This seems to be a continuation of cis people trying to disappear us from pubic life and I really, really hope they wake the fuck up and help us" "@Transhockeygirl Like trans female athletes are keeping their T really low anyway, but it's the mentality this ruling implies that's scary." "@Transhockeygirl Okay. I only asked because if transphobes directly had a hand in this, this is a further continuation of our being disappeared from public life and it's pretty terrifying." @KhorriBat @Kaelyrhn My keyboard remembers by bullshit spellings too but for some reason it acts a bit differently between apps. So I'm still catching up on the news. That cis female athlete who's going to have to lower her testosterone: Was that decision directly influenced by transphobes or did it just have transphobes rooting for it? "i love that my autocorrect changes ""ngl"" to ""no"" as if my phone refuses to debase itself by talking like a millennial" @emuchaton @EstraceLeigh it's the only moral thing a trans girl can do @EstraceLeigh This tweet is wonderful and awful and a huge mood and should be taught in queer studies @Calliethulhu Biggest event of Trans Twitter rn and I am so here for it @Calliethulhu Dumb cats are scientifically the cutest cats @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme not my fault scritches feel good D:< @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme wait I do this too does that make me a cat >.> "This is exactly as helpful as similar images talking about knowing your rights around cops. Technically this picture is 100% accurate, as are the cop advice ones. And they're both equally unhelpful." Had a nightmare/sleep terror where I realized our back door had been opened for hours meaning all our kitties had run away. Woke up screaming all their names D: Thank goddess Mistress was there to comfort me. "@Genderbird Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. I think one upon a time cats were exclusively pest control. Until litter boxes were sorted out they probably couldn't be indoor pets. But like, outdoor cats lives are a fraction of the length of indoor cats. It's messed up on so many levels." @WitchAfterDark hhottt >//////> @nyaakat Sleep well!! 💕 @nyaakat I think the experience you're describing is extremely common among trans people. @SteampunkPenny yes Mommy! lol I sure did make a lot of friends who ended up being plural 💕 Makes me wonder if systems aren't subconsciously (co-consciously?) attracted to the energy of other systems on some level. @LittleEmmyBee ok but for real tho im baby @FlorenceLaReine sssoooo unfair your good at that x.x @FlorenceLaReine fffdghhhfds *nods* uh-huh! @FlorenceLaReine yse pls >////< @FlorenceLaReine heck yeah! our demands after we take control from the bigs: - no more bed times - uppies on demand - cookies for breakfast @Ally_Snow_ @tiptransformed CUTE they say gays can't sit properly and i am 1000% that stereotype https://t.co/DIraGMp1K1 @Ally_Snow_ heck yes im grownup https://t.co/FV1hHTIFqu @KittenFemme Fucking beautiful! be a rebel pee your pants "@EstraceLeigh You're already at 1,200 that's awesome!!" @NeonNympho @emuchaton oh you're a halo fan too? @AppleChipsTVG heck really? >.> Unicorn cereal and She-Ra! 🦄 https://t.co/jnwnR0RxW9 @imrileywest hheck >////< 💦 @emuchaton huffable/10 @emuchaton Pee on cuties with Urine™ "@Genderbird Take your time. Everything you've said so far sounds plural as heck to me. But even if you're not, working through all this is a very good thing." @Genderbird That's definitely possible! @ThatQueenMab Yeah we're a lot more blendy in our system. "@Genderbird Are you more of a they atm? Because yeah, that's what I've noticed. ""Ayyyy"" sums it up." "@Genderbird I mean, what I said could just be switched around and it still makes sense. Maybe you were less ""you"" when I last saw you before the selfie." is she-ra a magical girl anime "@Genderbird A LOT of systems we know have multiple genders within them, so we see a lot of overlap of plurality and a kind of genderfluidity." "@Genderbird Mostly the stuff I was attributing to your genderfluidity. When you're feeling more like a they it's like you're a slightly different person in the way you act. Though I hadn't even considered the idea until your ""I'm awake fuckos"" tweet. You just had a different energy, I felt." "@Genderbird (Not to equate genderfluidity with plurality, just that it led us down the train of thought thinking about the ways in which we've noticed some stuff that seemed kinda plural from you)" @Genderbird We're always here to talk about it if you want 💕 @Genderbird I hope it goes without saying that you can always DM us with plurality questions 💕💕💕 "@Genderbird So I know this might sound weird but it's the truth: Your selfie this morning reminded me of your genderfluidity, which then made me wonder ""I wonder if they're plural?"" Then a few hours later you tweeted this. So for what it's worth, we think you could be." "@EstraceLeigh Your trip was still like a month out, right? Do the month of the tweets you were already gonna make :P" @EstraceLeigh I'm gonna help you promote the shit out of this account/the road trip okay @EstraceLeigh Fuuuuuck D: @EstraceLeigh I'd miss the shit out of you please don't!! D: Is your old account competently toast? @EstraceLeigh Twitter was a mistake @Kate_Bunni hheck yes plz!! @SpoilersSpoils It's possible your friend might not be following many other people expand butt @SpoilersSpoils I almost never see your tweets! D: @nyaakat widdles wise up!!!! We really should do an introduction thread for the whole system. It's been long enough since feeling impostor syndrome-y that it feels like there's been a permanent shift in Kat's confidence about it. Her embarrassment was what was keeping us from making one before. "@princessproto Oooh we like the phrasing of ""centered around."" We'd been struggling with how best to describe Kat as like ""the main one"" without de-emphasizing the rest of us. (Also blendy is another word that feels extremely relatable)" @MetteusAtoll I know. We'll fly you out as soon as we can and then Izzy can do just that 💕 hecking unfair that my tits aren't being groped right now D:< (@NSalamanderFW) there might be a picture of said nipples on my AD 👀👀👀 @RaeGun2k I hope your nipples get there soon! 💕💕💕 y'all ever get gender euphoria from just how your nipples look because I am feeling it rn "Live action Pikachu/Pokemon: Look fine/cute to me! Live action Genie: Looks... okay? Not great, but I think people were overreacting Live action Sonic: Oh my goddess it's so much worse than I imagined" "@TrexPushups And for what it's worth, I think you're really quite beautiful 💕💕💕" @TrexPushups It's not the only thing. There are changes building up over time that you're going to be the last to notice. "@TrexPushups Well, it's only been a year. It can take years for all the changes to come in, and for a lot of people the second year has the most changes. I'm almost at two years and my face has only just recently gotten a lot softer and rounder." @TrexPushups And makeup doesn't count? Could the person in the first photo apply makeup like that? @TrexPushups You look so much different though! @GraphicViolets_ I can COMPLETELY understand that. It's kinda scary to think about. "Before you realize you're trans, dysphoria can camouflage itself remarkably well. I'm still having eureka moments about what was secretly dysphoria all along years later." "Pre-transition I used to hate getting haircuts. I was never happy with the results. I always felt like I looked worse, but I didn't want to grow it out and take care of it. It's not that the thought ""I hate having short hair"" ever crossed my mind, but that was still dysphoria." @TrexPushups *offers hugs* 💕 @princessXzorldo It's such a weird feeling! Why do I even have that person's memories??? """Who the fuck is that guy?"" - looking at your pre-transition photos, a transfemme mood" "Despite learning that I underestimated how long electrolysis was gonna take, AND that we might not be able to afford going as often as I'd like for another several months, I'm content knowing my GRS is still happening. Might be early to mid 2020, but that's okay 💕" @CookieCyboid i hate this tweet so much thank you @KittenFemme Sounds like most of the queer sex I've had lol Also that's so romantic my heart is melting :3 @RafaelUribeN In a world without it I imagine time wouldn't be able to have that kind of power over love. "@Kaelyrhn They know. I mean, maybe they don't know to what extent, but they know. And we're good friends so I know it's not like, a problem? But they haven't acted on it at all so I assume the feelings aren't entirely mutual. It's okay 💕" "I kinda lied. They're my friend, but more to the point they're my crush hehehe >.>" You ever really wanna tell a friend how incredibly beautiful you think they are? That weird but pleasant place between friend and girlfriend that people can exist within 💕 @norintha It's so true "@WynneCluster Yup. It almost sounds silly to say that love is somehow limited by time of all things, but it's the honest truth." "@norintha I've probably heard it before, but remind me?" @the_moth_reborn SAME @Emmengard1 Yup we've been out as plural since I think November? We like being plural quite a bit 💕💕💕 Joi is our keeper of knowing stuff and she says hi 💕 "@princessproto @ToniQueene I know it's not helpful to engage with these exaggerations but honestly even if HRT increased my risk of cancer regardless of family history or other factors, I'd still take it. The fact that a cis person could say ""What about cancer"" proves they don't actually care about us." "Obviously there's an upper limit for everyone when it comes to how many people they can devote attention to in a polycule, but I still prefer to think of it and infinite or indefinite growth. That's honestly what it feels like." "Polyamory is funny because like, I do feel that each of my girlfriends owns a piece of my heart, but that metaphor falls short because it implies my heart could run out of pieces and that sounds too mono-normative to my ears. The truth is, the heart is capable of infinite growth" @tiptransformed *hugs* 💕 "@tiptransformed Yeah. We'll be able to try again soon, tho. Luckily we're both near major airports so flights aren't expensive." @Chopin_42 I've been masking it for so long I didn't even realize it. It seems obvious in hindsight. "@tiptransformed No, the flight was too early and she slept in on accident :/" "@Emmengard1 We try not to be too explicit on this account since Twitter cares about that if you don't check the ""this is an explicit account"" box, but we're not always the best at it >.>" @tiptransformed Nothing to be embarrassed about! It's a normal tting some folks do 💕 @Emmengard1 *in the way you're describing "@Emmengard1 We're plural and one of us is a little I the way you're describing. So I guess to answer your original question, the answer is: Both." @L0VEWIRE Happy birthday Ruth! Hope it's a good one! 💕💕💕 I love that woman so much @MetteusAtoll I love you so goddamn much 💕💕💕 "@MetteusAtoll *holds tight* I'm so sorry, babe. Today wasn't a good day but we'll see each other soon." @Calliethulhu I almost didn't recognize you! I love your new hair! You both look so happy!! 💕💕💕 "Because of a slight mix up, Isabelle won't be making it out here this week. We'll try again asap, but I was so looking forward to seeing her. Just wanna hold her." @KittenFemme HECK YES OMG 💕💕💕 "@pixeljadeart Nope, I'm the only winner in the world :3" @pixeljadeart Actually I won the game a few years ago @trgrrl gay @trgrrl Ross is a good boy and I enjoy his Game Dungeons "No, but all storytelling operates under the assumption that you've never heard the story before. Like this isn't that difficult of a concept. But yeah, please don't end friendships over it of course." @Emmengard1 Age play little. What do you mean by system kid? @Calliethulhu CUTE @daggertrout I made a thread about it https://t.co/zVSO8jkm7K "@SpoilersSpoils One thing to consider also is that at a certain point the sessions will be shorter as I have less and less hair left, so it probably won't be $80 a session by the end. The place I go to is only $20 if it's a less than 15 minute session." "@SpoilersSpoils The place I go to is $80 an hour, and as for how many sessions, it can vary a ton. For people with lighter colored pubes like me, laser won't work, so killing each hair individually takes a while. I'm gonna try to go once a week and it might still take up to 5 months." @Rory__Walker Figured his space shuttle mode was the most dildo-like of all the Transformers https://t.co/IQJIQCHZuH I feel like the most on-brand thing for me to do after I heal from GRS is post pics of me shoving Astrotrain up my pussy @ACrimsonSun Fucking seconded "An hour later and 99% of the weird pains are gone. So like, 4-5 hours of recovery assuming this is indicative of the average? Not too bad, honestly. My goal of two hours a week is achievable." @lumpenrose CUTE STUFFIE :O @MetteusAtoll @FaerieKittyVamp And I'll fly you out the second you have better documentation 💕 But I think it'll be okay. "Ball pain is so much more frustrating when you have genital dysphoria because it's an organ you don't want, don't need, and didn't ask for being in pretty severe pain." @MetteusAtoll @FaerieKittyVamp If they refuse that ID I'm gonna be livid. Wanna see my girlfriend D:< @transfilmtheory OMG CONGRATS JAMIE 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "That pain actually spans from my left nut to deep into my stomach. When she started on the left side I noticed it was more painful than the right, and I wonder if like, the current took a more direct path through my nut? Is that possible? This is bearable too but still: Oof" Final review of first electrolysis session on my junk: During session: Very painful but bearable burning sensation only while the needle is in the follicle Right after: Slight pinch feeling that was weirdly satisfying 3 hours later: Left nut feels like I was kicked there x_x @MetteusAtoll @FaerieKittyVamp We got this 💕 @MetteusAtoll I think it'll work out babe but I know that stress is real. I'm kinda going through a stress thing too right now. *hugs* Love you 💕💕💕 @KittenFemme *bounces in excitement* :3 @AJisValid https://t.co/efpqsrrE5B The area of my sack I got electrolysis on feels so smooooooooth 😍😍😍 @KittenFemme I mean I just finished my session less than half an hour ago but I don't think so from what I've heard. @KittenFemme Honestly I don't even know how I did it lol @AppleChipsTVG You have to if you want a vaginoplasty. Laser might be enough if your pubes are dark enough tho @Kaelyrhn I hope so!! :3 Did a *full hour* of electrolysis hair removal on my sack and I didn't even cry once 😎 "@adventurekaydan I don't need treatment or accommodation, tho" @Kaelyrhn Omg that's so sweet I wish I could hang out with you too!! 💕💕💕 "@WilloIllo Like I said elsewhere in the thread: I get that A Lot, lol" "@PersephoneHime Her name is Emily, she doesn't have a Twitter, and I'm pretty sue she's ace :P" @PersephoneHime (I am a clueless lesbian but it was absolutely okay 💕) "@persenche @AdrienneCohea @squidlarkin That's actually pretty helpful. I'll keep that in mind, thank you." "I've probably had like, five different threads/tweets over the past several months that basically amount to ""I think I'm autistic, y'all."" But this is the last one, I promise. I'm autistic. I'm autistic, I'm autistic, I'm autistic 💕" @lumpenrose I don't much care for that term either but I probably fit into that category. @GwenStarlight Thank you so much. We'll keep y'all in mind 💕💕💕 "@princessproto I recall us talking about this last December. I think I said something like ""Yeah Jen thinks I'm autistic"" and you seemed to agree. It's taken many months for me to accept this. I feel good about it, though. I like knowing this about myself." @PersephoneHime I get this A Lot "@lumpenrose Long story I'd rather not share publicly, but I already get money from SSI. But thank you!" @lumpenrose Both of those were/are true for me... @gwen_no_fear im baby Can you believe I did this for easily a decade of knowing what littles are and being certain I wasn't one? :P "To which Jen, still convinced I'm autistic, said, ""I'm pretty sure your girlfriend won't mind if you're stimming."" I... never thought about it in that context before, but it makes so much sense omg. I think I'm autistic, y'all." "Why am I sharing all this? Because I was just talking to Jen about how I'm always nervous about like, explaining to people who are visiting that I suck my fingers. I usually end up not saying anything & just doing it around them? And I was nervous about doing it around Isabelle." "I've mentioned before that I never kicked the habit of sucking my fingers. My security blanket as a kid (and an adult) was a sheep skin, and one odd-sounding thing I tend to do along with sucking my fingers is like, suckle some of the fur between my upper lip and my fingers." "@AdrienneCohea @squidlarkin Fiber supplements rarely work for me, tho :/ My gut fucking hates me and refuses to cooperate." @youreabottom @FaerieKittyVamp @Triclilith THE EXPERT HAS SPOKEN "@squidlarkin This is something I'm worried about as well :/ We're extremely prone to... issues that fiber is supposed to solve, and painkillers are only gonna make that worse. And there's gonna be a lot of stitches so straining is definitely a no-no >.>" @CookieCyboid @nyaakat GAY AND CUTE OMG 💕💕💕 @nyaakat borg kong!!! :D "@AJisValid I love giving oral, but it's not the same :/" Feeling this mood again right now :/ @YumiScott Are you? :P "@YumiScott i'm an ""adult"" too strictly speaking 👀" "@FrigidElfChild Yeah then it just becomes stuff that enters our food and bodies! But we don't know the long-term implications of that, so it could be fine! This planet is fun." @FrigidElfChild *snrk* @IEatAccordions @KittikatGuild @real_Kazza @NewGenderWhoDis Neither am I when i get my pussy and big tiddies installed it's gonna be all over for you fuckers @FoldableHuman I mean I got like two so probably? "@olivebrinker Oh wait, separate eyes and feet? Whoops, nevermind! No, they've never done that >.>" @olivebrinker It has! The Toy Story 3 line had an entire run of film-accurate toys. Even Toy Story 1 inspired Hasbro to make the correct mustache piece! Mr. Potato Head has since slimmed down in a redesign a few years ago tho so kit bashing one is harder than it used to be. Oh nice the pain that was keeping me awake all night has finally subsided! Gotta get up in an hour and a half 🙃 @MaiaFranklyn @Waspshot23 My brother had that figure and loved him but one day he lost him and it took us years to find him. ...he was in the bird bath out back. Submerged in water for the majority of what must have been at least 5 years. FACT: All TERFs smell like farts @FrigidElfQueen @FrigidElfChild fghhhjg a-accurate >/////< @FrigidElfQueen @FrigidElfChild im not a bully! >.> @MaiaFranklyn *preordering entire waves of Siege on BBTS* how did I end up here "@MaiaFranklyn First Transformer ever? G2 Hooligan, but I lost him at a McDonald's the same day I got him :/ First Transformer I got to keep for any significant length of time? Beast Wars Iguannus" @MaiaFranklyn The first Transformer I bought as an adult collector that basically caused me to jump head first into the fandom and never come back out was 10th Anniversary Beast Wars Dinobot. Then I bought the entire 10th Anniversary wave. Then the entire first wave of 07 movie toys... "@FrigidElfChild I didn't say you were, Lily! Your a big girl and everyone can see that :3" "@MaiaFranklyn I mean, it was like 6 years into me collecting Transformers at that point, it was just the first TF product I spent *THAT* much money on. But still, you're not wrong. One day I'm gonna buy Botcon Antagony, Maia. No one will be able to stop me." @MaiaFranklyn Haha mine was probably the Animated box set I mentioned. It was... a lot of money >////> "@FrigidElfChild Okay, Lily :P" @MaiaFranklyn Hey it's like my collection lol One day we're gonna just install glass shelves and just fill a goddamn wall and it still won't be enough. @MaiaFranklyn Maybe it's just the one figure? Still jealous @MaiaFranklyn High key jealous of your Animated Botcon stuff. I have the box set but I want it all >.< *Donkey from Shrek 2 voice* Kathryn Salamander! :D @FrigidElfChild baby monky "no time for baby, gotsta do grown-up stuff today" @FrigidElfChild OMG HOW DID I MISS THAT This meme is bullshit D:< im literally baby "@FrigidElfChild Iron Raccoon haha I'm jealous of people born in March, that's gotta lead to funnier results" @AutomatonKitten @tiptransformed Valid and incredibly common *nods* @tiptransformed @lilcassie5 Mood :/ "@YumiScott No, both Canadians and Americans tend to say it wrong. The first A is like the A in ""also,"" not like the A in ""absolutely""" @MapleReam FUCK YES I've been doing my best to cut down on red meat so this is incredible news! @tiptransformed @lilcassie5 Oh hey we're already mutuals on my little account! Perfect! @MapleReam Wait what's an impossible whopper? "@tiptransformed Being big is hard work, I completely understand 💕💕💕" @tiptransformed Hello little one :P @pouchedfox IT'S SO TRUE @GoatTGirl It's a kink term referring to adults who like to be treated like little kids/babies during designated play sessions. @WilloIllo @melodyaligned @_tinyflower @Kaelyrhn don't worry it worked on me :333 @WilloIllo @_tinyflower @melodyaligned @Kaelyrhn I was sure I wasn't into little stuff either until my Mommy basically told me I was little too >.< She was right >.> @FrigidRainbow @WilloIllo THIS IS BULLYING >////< @melodyaligned @WilloIllo FGHHHH HGGG FDDDBHSD NO >/////> "I love all my UK buddies, my fellow insomniac North Americans, and my friends down under, but I really do need to sleep. Gonna try turning off the phone and seeing if that works. G'night! (G'day?)" @TheSecretCallie Soon tho!! "@WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn @melodyaligned I was half joking. Just seeing all those words at once was... really nice. I haven't entirely worked out my regression triggers. ""Little one"" is one I know >.>" @melodyaligned @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn @_tinyflower (they should follow back on my little account I just followed them on 👀) @Cynon44 Just watched the Star Trek Voyager series finale but for some reason its name escapes me 🤔 "@melodyaligned @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn was that supposed to regress me because, like" @melodyaligned @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn hhhhhhh @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn @melodyaligned I was aware of both of those terms and they're far too silly. Be boring like us Americans and call them pacifiers! :P @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn @melodyaligned okay that's fair @Kaelyrhn @melodyaligned IT'S POSSIBLY THE SILLIEST WORD IN WHAT IS SUPPOSEDLY OUR SHARED LANGUAGE OF ENGLISH "@melodyaligned That's really cute! That word just sounds silly to us. Makes me wanna giggle like a bab, at least." @melodyaligned omg im littles too! "Getting angry at littles proves you: - Hate fun - Have no soul Sorry, but like, have you even met littles???" "@TheSecretCallie Oh gosh you're gonna see it soon, aren't you? What time's its flight arrive??? :D" "like seriously most furries are, quite famously if you even know what furries are, wolves which are not ""small mammals"" wtf" @tolntran that crafty nappy-wearing small mammal! "Gotta be honest, I didn't think the terfs knew about the thing where a ton of trans girls (not all, not most, just more than you think) are littles. I feel like if I were them I'd lead with that more often. But PLEASE work the word ""nappy"" in when you do, I'm a huge fan." Nappy Fantasies is the name of my new band "I'll have you know that not all furries are small or mammals, MISS. But please only use British slang to insult us from now on, it gives us Americans a really good laugh if nothing else." oh no the terfs are onto my... nappy fantasies *bursts into laughter* @WilloIllo I'm pretty much the same. I tried to help a bit with the bio on that account 🦎 "@WilloIllo And yeah, I'm often little on here. The little account is where I keep stuff I figure no one wants to see on main." "@WilloIllo (You're actually not following that account, but I helped you out by liking that tweet on it)" "sometimes the weirdest people follow my little account, y'all like it's mostly furries and littles but then like just randomly i'll get some cis dude in his 50s who i guess is really, really curious about this whole ABDL thing lol that's valid i guess but like, no cis dudes plz" @deathpigeon Okay it's working when I view three thread. I guess it doesn't work in my mentions??? @deathpigeon Why the fuck didn't that work what the fuck. Also you're cute too and we should kiss whyyyyyy are the spoilers ramping up so much tonight? This should protect me until I can see the movie? Hopefully? https://t.co/jYnjhidHyn "@trgrrl Your knuckle tats are a goddamn inspiration, btw. I hope to have a tattoo even half that amazing one day." Nervous enough about getting my crotch hair zapped off tomorrow that I can't sleep lol Insomnia gang "@NewGenderWhoDis Omg I saw Infinity War last time we were there. And I was literally just thinking before you said what city, ""Oh yeah the last time I was in Utah we saw Avengers 3 in SLC"" Next time we'll definitely stop by!" @EmpGonzo @SpoilersSpoils Perfectly alright! No need to apologize 💕 @EmpGonzo @SpoilersSpoils I know that's why I tweeted that :P "@NewGenderWhoDis We'd love to have you! But failing that, we'd love a safe spot to stop in Utah the next time we road trip through there. Peeing anywhere in that state is... kinda scary >.>" "@DoomGender There's always a backup! Ooh, also that one story where the domme who dommes clones of herself and then merges her own mind with the clones before the system automatically boots up her backup and the tables are turned? Another favorite of mine. You're so good at what you do 💕" @NewGenderWhoDis Lemme know if you're ever next door in Colorado! The Tenacious Unicom Ranch has trans folks visiting and staying a night or seven all the time! 💕💕💕 "@TrancewithMe Well, luckily the reason I can't see it until Thursday is I'm gonna be extremely busy the next three days. That's basically logging out, lol" "@NewGenderWhoDis And for the record, I'd love nothing more than to platonically cuddle you for a few hours 💕" Endgame spoilers are a fucking minefield and the soonest I'll be able to see it is Thursday fml 🙃 "@NewGenderWhoDis It's okay if you wanted to be a little just for tonight, little one 💕" "@DoomGender You're so incredibly good at it, please never stop 😍" "I didn't think I liked erotica written in second person until I discovered queer Twitter erotica, unf" "The only part of that story I dislike is that it doesn't have a proper bad end. Benn is really sweet and makes sure to either show after care or in this case a ""just kidding"" bait and switch. This unit craves an actual bad end~" "I was just thinking about this story. I think it's one of my favorites of @DoomGender's, in part because she does that thing I love in mind control stories where words will be subtly changed to emphasize your mind being reshaped. The computer is suddenly ""your owner"" *melts*" @zandravandra Same hat! @NoraReed Everyone on GoT is the bad guy @DoomGender @acutebitten @WilloIllo *beeps excitedly* I did have dysphoria after all. A lot of the discomfort was just... numbed by having the wrong hormone levels. But just wanting a vagina was dysphoria. I wish someone had told me. "I would have fantasies about getting a vaginoplasty despite not being trans. I figured, if I saved up enough money, what difference did it make? This is why I'm so adamantly opposed to the ""you need dysphoria to be trans"" myth. It really fucked me up." I turned 18 in 2005. That was also the year I learned a lot about what being trans meant from a trans friend I had. The way she described dysphoria made me feel like that meant I couldn't be trans. And I believed that for 11 long years. "In the era I grew up in, anyone who knew what a trans person was never once thought that there were millions of trans kids in the world all around them, silently suffering. Trans kids were an unthinkable concept. It's so unfair." I'm thinking back to how trans I was and how obvious it would've been had that language existed for me. All the trans women getting GRS back then were once kids too. I don't remember when I first heard that a surgery existed that makes a penis into a vagina but I think it was shortly after I knew I had the wrong junk. That was 1999. No one was thinking about trans kids in 1999. @WilloIllo @acutebitten @DoomGender Understood 💕 I've wanted a vagina since I was 12. It's been 20 years. I'm close. @acutebitten @WilloIllo @DoomGender With the right upgrades you could be! :V "@WilloIllo @acutebitten @DoomGender Well for what it's worth, I wouldn't be offended if you accidentally referred to me as a drone or robot. Seems like they have all the fun hehe" "@NeonNympho I always forget what hetero means (pun unintended) ""Different tooth reptile""? Something tooth reptile." "@WilloIllo @acutebitten @DoomGender I'm a hologram specifically, but like, y'know, I can be downloaded into a crushable body Just like, fyi >/////>" @WilloIllo @acutebitten @DoomGender I'm too into bad ends for synthetics like me >.> @WilloIllo @acutebitten @DoomGender Why is this hotttttt >//////> @DoomGender !!!!!! @Kaelyrhn YES OMG "Laying in bed, frustratingly moving my sack into a comfortable position, content in the knowledge that tomorrow I'm starting the first real step towards getting my vaginoplasty and in a year I won't have this fucking thing." @FrigidElfChild Time for video games :D "I want at least one tattoo that's the kind of tattoo others would be too afraid to commit too. Like the ""insert girl to continue"" tramp stamp I've seen others talk about jokingly." "@Calliethulhu @deathpigeon @PKLemonZ Archaeopteryx is my favorite dinosaur. It's considered ""still a dinosaur"" insofar as bird and dinosaur are distinguishable terms. Also, you're playing Gen IV so that's moot :P" @mizabitha Same tho "@chibikonatsu Oh wait I guess they like, carve out the... filling" @chibikonatsu NO WAIT I NEED THAT FOR MY VAGINA LOL @NewGenderWhoDis One of my roommates has a tube of prescription-stregnth lidocaine that I'm going to be using! I'm make sure to be generous in its application fuck yeah i'm killing god by taking hrt Currently little spoon and I'm in fucking heaven okay "@RaeGun2k @base2wave That's actually really encouraging. Like I know all this will be worth it but to hear even if it goes a little wrong it's still worth it... I needed to hear that, thank you 💕" "@deathpigeon @GoodWitchLeigh @LambdaRenamon You'd proooooobabably have trouble tucking, Vikky 👀👀👀" "@RaeGun2k @base2wave I know, I've seen you talk about how they fucked that up! I'm so sorry that suuuuuucks :/" "@base2wave I've wanted this for a very, very long time." @base2wave Good idea! Just put a fidget cube in my purse! @cyberslutfaye lemme know if you find them! >.> "@base2wave Yup, I have some! I hear apply it an hour beforehand?" For clarification: This will be pre-GRS hair removal. "@tinybird420 For my face, laser hurts less :/ Like I have tried both. The electro I'm getting tomorrow is pre-GRS prep" @KittenFemme I'm pretty sure I had a subscription for a bit. @KittenFemme Like 90% sure that was Doxy and he definitely still makes art. @KittenFemme WHOMST AMONG US @tinybird420 That actually makes me feel better. If at least one person kinda likes it... Did you get it on your junk tho? >.> Electrolysis appointment is early enough that I'll need to set an alarm. Nervous 😬 @trgrrl I like you! :D Jen is home after over two weeks and my heart finally feels whole again 💕 "It's been many, many years but I bet if I watched the flashback episode that explains how Meowth found his voice, I'd cry from the trans feels." Come to think of it: Jessie and James are trans culture too "Specifically the Team Rocket Meowth, but this extends to every other Meowth and Persian by the transitive property of trans memes." "The cis are only borrowing Meowth. He's ours, though." Meowth is trans culture @WilloIllo @nyaakat Someone sounds fussy! @WilloIllo @nyaakat A cage made is stuffies tho? Also consider: A crib. The best kind of cage :333 @LaughingLustily oh no my mouth is opening and I'm sticking my tongue out as if by reflex!!! @WilloIllo @nyaakat Stuffies are the best! @nyaakat MOOD @FlaredFeline Both those sound good! :3 "@onnodoove @ImpaledOnAPyre I'll defer to your judgement given your schizophrenia, then. Apologies 💕" @DongsJ IT WAS SO GOOD @onnodoove @ImpaledOnAPyre No need to get ableist here. "@FrigidElfChild No, I'm just reminded of when your sister thought my CORRECT pronunciation of Abba was my American accent :P" I unironically miss Pepsi Blue "@daggertrout Yes :P He's not far enough left for my tastes, but he's also further left than anyone else with a TV show." @FlorenceLaReine I'm only half-joking when I say I completely agree :P @FlorenceLaReine WIDDLES WISE UP! >:D "@AutomatonKitten oh fuck politicians better not follow me if they value their career lol I mean, it SHOULDN'T matter if they follow a kinkster like me, but that's the world we live in." "Like I got a follow who I think is a cis teacher who's big on trans rights and being inclusive? And like, buddy, thank you so much but did you know im baby?" @FrigidElfChild I'm sorry I couldn't figure out what band you were talking about because of your Canadian accent :P "Despite me once upon a time believing cops and the military were necessary evils at worst, I don't even know how to handle fellow leftists arguing that at me. It's difficult to fully sum up how wrong that is. I'm not good at that shit on the best of days." @chibikonatsu IT REALLY IS :3 "@TheSecretCallie It's one of those rabbit holes of thought that isn't necessary to go down, which he seems to do a lot." @Alexis_Lubbers1 I'm done arguing with you. "@Alexis_Lubbers1 Genocide is STILL HAPPENING. Both here & overseas. Even if you want to argue that it's required for protection, I don't have to kiss the boots of the ppl doing it" @Alexis_Lubbers1 Just because it's a lose-lose situation (which I'm not convinced of) doesn't mean I need to support one of those losses. "@TheSecretCallie But it's all kinda moot because my point was that overall, SonicFox's tweet was a good thing, so I kinda can't argue with him about it?" "@TheSecretCallie Like, if we're gonna engage with the fact that SonicFox was playing a male character ripping apart a female character and talk about how that looks through the lens of feminism, saying ""the voice of that female character has beat up women in sanctioned matches"" is kinda tone def." "@TheSecretCallie Also, on the note of him missing the point: https://t.co/83zpFn7fzP" "@TheSecretCallie Yeah, this isn't something non-lesbians need to hear. It's stressful to think about who's gonna see there now and come at it from the wrong angle." "@TheSecretCallie He has a lot of confidence because usually his takes about trans people are supported by trans people. I think he's mostly a good ally from what I've seen, but he probably doesn't check his privilege as much as he should." "@Alexis_Lubbers1 I just don't understand claiming Cherokee descent while arguing that genocide committed by white people is justified because ""they're protecting our rights""" "@Alexis_Lubbers1 If the only way to protect my rights is to commit the atrocities that the military has done for fucking centuries (protip: it isn't), those are not rights I want to have." "LOL Casey retweeting that tweet of mine about SonicFox is getting me a ton of new followers. Wait'll y'all see how weird my kinks get :P [gif of Barry the bee from Bee Movie saying ""Ya like jazz?"" except it's ""Ya like pee?""]" @cyberslutfaye goddess that mouth thing is really cute i think i need one too >.< @FilthAlexis I'm not joking when I say normalize girlbulge. Shit like this is a big reason. @Alexis_Lubbers1 So then why are you asking me if I'd spit in George Washington's face as if that's some sort of gotcha? @GoodWitchLeigh Welcome to Soulsbourne! :V "@phyphor @real_Kazza @KittikatGuild @NewGenderWhoDis ""Faux queen"" strikes me as kinda mean but of course if that's the phrasing that I was asked to use, I would." "@Alexis_Lubbers1 Hell, I'd probably do worse, honestly. If you're gonna credit George Washington alone for creating this country? And the genocide its committed since then and continues to commit? Gimme a rifle, we're ending Washington." @Alexis_Lubbers1 @CaseyExplosion Yes. Without question or hesitation. All presidents have done monstrous things. "Luckily tho, HRT has shrunk this junk and now what might've been average when hard is just... small all the time. Which I really appreciate." "I remember back when I thought I was a boy I didn't understand why dick size was such a concern. I guess I was kind of a grower not a shower? But the growth was average. The real average, not the one inflated by men being able to put down any size they want when surveyed." "@real_Kazza @KittikatGuild @NewGenderWhoDis Not traditional, true, but it would be up to her whether or not people were permitted to call her that. I suspect there aren't very many trans women into drag (as in, they perform it themselves) who get upset when people call them drag queens." @JessicaNgtmare @doublepseudonym jesus fucking christ the moment they add a diaper emoji little twitter is going to get ten times more obnoxious and i am so ready for it @Triclilith @nyaakat there's no help for you on trans twitter we might help the pup tho :V "@JessicaNgtmare You'd probably SHOCK most cis people by just explaining that trans women and drag queens are not the same thing, much less that there's this division between us because even the fucking drag queens are embarrassingly ignorant about trans issues." @JessicaNgtmare This is the kind of stuff I think about when I think how little cis people understand about us. "@RaeGun2k Random reflections in public can of course still be occasionally dysphoria-inducing, but so often it results in gender euphoria for me. I just get to see a girl! Who's me! This is real! Wtf???" Somewhere in this house is an old pair of guy pants of mine and I need to find them to prove to myself how far my dummy thiccness has come. "@KittikatGuild @real_Kazza @NewGenderWhoDis The only thing extra that could be done about it is by establishing that if a trans woman enjoys being a drag queen, her title as a trans woman is revoked, which is a terrible idea and I'm sure not one any of us support." "@KittikatGuild @real_Kazza @NewGenderWhoDis No trans woman should by default be called a drag queen or a cross dresser. Only trans women who like that kind of thing and have given consent to be called that (likely only when they're in costume) should be called that, and even then: You don't have to." "@Alexis_Lubbers1 @CaseyExplosion The military itself is fucking terrible. Much like ""My uncle is a cop"" is not an argument against ACAB, ""My [family member] was an army ranger"" is a laughable response. We say ""(person doping something seemingly benign) is braver than the troops"" in part because the troops suck." "@Alexis_Lubbers1 @CaseyExplosion She's not calling me braver than the troops, she's calling SonicFox braver than the troops. I'm not going to engage in this argument. Mistress was an Army Ranger too, and both me and her agree that the military is shit. We're also both anarchists now." "@DoomGender @Triclilith I've only seen one person get every square. Lilith is otherwise top bottom, and the number 3 spot probably isn't anywhere close." @Triclilith lilith i think you might be a bottom "I just learned of the existence of Chiitan and my only question is: Why did I have them blocked?!? This is the dark side of blockchaining, y'all. Sometimes you accidentally block unofficial Japanese city otter mascots wearing turtle hats." @APrivateRobin @nyaakat @MadameMolotov ...oof. @TallSlutRoxy 💕💕💕 "@TallSlutRoxy @SonicFox5000 No worries! I mean there's a reason why I kept SonicFox @'d (though I doubt he'll see this). I knew I had nothing to hide or be ashamed of here, even when I thought you were upset. But now I know that you're not: It's all good 💕💕💕" "@TallSlutRoxy It might be just because of the checkmark. That seems pretty likely which is why I mentioned it. But, the process to getting one might not be fair either. I have no idea." "@TallSlutRoxy But see it's kinda inconsistent given there have been numerous trans people getting suspended for just telling cis people ""You're cis."" Like there seems to be a contingent of people at Twitter who are on the side of transphobes, so just saying ""terf"" is rule-breaking for some." "@DanaGoblin @LucyDoyle_1997 Yeah it puts a lot of emotional labor onto the person being softblocked, even that's never the intent :/ I imagine the intent is ""Well, I don't HATE her, I just don't want her following me""" "@TallSlutRoxy But you're right, he is still extremely queer and that's awesome. But cis is not the opposite of queer." "@TallSlutRoxy All I was saying is him being cis might be giving him a bit more defense here, and that's great since he's an unwavering ally. This is why cis allies are so good to have." "@TallSlutRoxy I think transphobia can persist in a lot of little, hard to notice ways. Like for instance, how many trans people have checkmarks? Is there some bigotry keeping those numbers down? Possibly not, but I don't see very many trans folks with checkmarks." "Got some folks reminding me that SonicFox is queer. Yes, he is! But he's not trans, and that only matters in that this a website where trans people get suspended for saying ""terf"" very often, especially if they have a big account that's easy for a ton of people to report." "@TallSlutRoxy @SonicFox5000 lol why are you putting me on blast like this? He's absolutely queer and that's part of why I love him! But trans people regularly get suspended on here for even saying the word ""terf."" Him being cis might've helped him here, and that's great!" "@TallSlutRoxy True, but he's not trans, and I'm not convinced that if he were trans he would've gotten away with that initial tweet. Trans people are getting suspended for saying ""terfs"" left and right, ESPECIALLY if they have a big audience and therefore a lot of people reporting them." "@TrexPushups @lumpenrose @GoodWitchLeigh That's considered tucking too, I think. I've done that too, but I hear for some girls their junk is too big to make that work?" "I don't much care for the optics of ""We only spoke up about this kind of violence in media when it was being used against bigots trying to get trans women killed."" Like, I understand where y'all are coming from, but this is not the hill to die on. What the fuck." "I'm hearing that some folks who would otherwise be on ""our side"" were upset by the tweet too. Okay, were y'all already complaining about MK11? Men are tearing apart women in that game. A lot. Often. All the time. I agree that that's pretty gross. Also: It's Mortal fucking Kombat" @GwenStarlight I don't think there is an unfollow bug. I think it's just softblocking. "@real_Kazza @NewGenderWhoDis Yes, and some of those drag queens end up transitioning and still enjoying their old hobbies. I'm not going to use definitions that work most of the time to try and gatekeep trans women out of a hobby I have no interest in to begin with." "@VOID_FRIEND I wish I could help. We've yet to find a boy in here, but even if we did: As a ""boy"", convinced I couldn't be trans, I wanted a vagina at 12. Just seems so much better to me >.> But I understand why not everyone would feel that way :/" "@lumpenrose @GoodWitchLeigh If it's painful right away, you're doing it wrong." "@lumpenrose @GoodWitchLeigh Your balls can be pushing into a cavity right above your junk, then tight underwear can be used to hold everything in place. It's not healthy to do often/for long periods of time, but often it's kinda required depending on your clothes and where you're going." "I dunno if he knew how bullet-proof that initial tweet was. I don't know that I would've known that going in either, but it's literally just game footage. Extremely violent game footage, yes, but is Twitter banning all MK11 footage? Then his tweet is positively BENIGN." "How many of SonicFox's followers do you think cared about trans rights before they started following him? How many of them had NO IDEA that TERFs even existed? Sure, probably quite a few have unfollowed over it, but not the majority. He's doing an amazing thing for us." "Cis and especially cis male Twitter users with checkmarks and huge amounts of followers who are adamantly opposed to TERF bullshit are fucking heroes. Goddess bless SonicFox, in other words." @GoodWitchLeigh Given what I remember from having much high T levels: I'm sure tucking for cis male drag queens is a must. No-reason boners are a thing & need to be fought against. But girldicks are much softer & easier to work with in my experience (though obviously they still get in the way) "@GoodWitchLeigh My dick is TINY and I've never really got tucking to work properly. If I wear my pants right and double-check with friends that I'm not obviously sporting a bulge, I usually call that good enough." "@VOID_FRIEND You're still going to have most of the same parts, just rearranged into the formation they were supposed to be in. And then you can ""upgrade"" by buying a dildo far better than one you could cast!" "I just want to reiterate that if you've ever softblocked me and then noticed I followed you again, that's because I forgot that I followed you before. I don't for a second think it's possible to sneak into your follower list or something. I do my best to keep track of y'all." "I feel like softblocking puts a lot of responsibility on the person being softblocked to keep track of who they're not supposed to follow which seems kinda fucked up to me? Blocking IS way more harsh and muting is twisted in its own way, but they're both arguably better?" "Someone with a Catra profile pic has taken to softblocking me which is totally fine, or rather they're free to do that and I want to give people the freedom to set those boundaries... ...But a LOT of queers have Catra avatars so now I'm just afraid to follow any of them D:" "@JessicaNgtmare You're not ruining my fun! You're preparing me which I genuinely appreciate, like I said. Thank you 💕" "@NewGenderWhoDis You're right. That's why usually I say ""drag"" with a sneer. But I know trans women who love that stuff. I know trans women who are drag queens. I just try to avoid pissing folks off, but in general? Fuck that whole scene. Trans rights first, cis male hobbies second." "@JessicaNgtmare Well I can't not see this one. Thank you for the heads up, it's appreciated 💕" @lumpenrose I'd rather not :/ "@NewGenderWhoDis This is why I avoid that whole scene. I'm sure they mean well, but they're usually not prepared for the existence of trans women and that's really frustrating and infuriating." @garblefart That reminds me of a joke! What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I'm not gonna pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face! :V @nyaakat heck can I steal this? That's real good o.o "@JessicaNgtmare Oh no that's what Infinity War did! Was really hoping Endgame would offer like, closure :/" @FrigidElfChild I mean this is more meaningful than a resume. I think you'll get the job. "@ZJemptv Shit I hope they're not out of style, I was still debating getting one! >.> The time it takes to regrow long hair is pretty intimidating for me personally, though." @lumpenrose My girlfriend I've been dating for just over a year :P Main: @norintha AD: @ADirtyTrans "Jen's on a train back home and because here in America we love our slow-ass trains, it's a 24-fucking-hour-long train ride. And she's out of data for her phone so I won't be talking to her until we see each other again. I know she'll be fine, but it's still mildly scary." @FOURLUNG i'm waaaaaaay ahead of ya 😎😎😎 @emuchaton vaping gay very yes @GoodWitchLeigh yeah the locals are mean as shit @deathpigeon That's why Yoshi is a hero @nyaakat accurate @Triclilith @nyaakat *totally sincere gasp of shock* @AliceAvizandum this is some horrible comedy in four acts surely @dronkus23 yeah this checks out "@Vee_Argost I've only beaten it once, but it was many years ago." @deathpigeon @GoodWitchLeigh hey true facts! @GoodWitchLeigh uhhhhh this is a plural mood but maybe in a different way? I have also suspected I might have undiagnosed ADHD @jacquelinefilm Those would have to have at least minor changes because of the lack of a second screen (though I think Switch has a touch screen? I've never used it?) @TaylorTrouble2 @elsa_orelse omg i love this i am zelda trash and will re-buy most of the home console series of games on every new system nintendo releases i own like 7 different copies of ocarina of time I think the Twilight Princess and Wind Waker remakes should be released for the Switch. That's the only part of my WiiU library that won't be ported over otherwise D: @TaylorTrouble2 @elsa_orelse hey your birthday is a day after mine! :3 "(There is one bit of narration from a news report about Lilly coming out as trans and they do deadname her, fair warning. But it's otherwise just about perfect)" "Cis people, if you're going to make art about trans people, this is the way to do it. It's literally just the words of two trans women, both spoken directly and spoken through their art. I couldn't ask for a better video given the context." "It also has music from Cloud Atlas. THE music from Cloud Atlas, which is a surefire way to pull at my heartstrings. (Once the narration from Now You See It begins you can stop watching, tho-- that's the ad and it really kills the mood of an otherwise beautiful peice imo)" "This is a really beautiful video. If you're trans & like The Matrix, probably none of this will be surprising, but what I really love about it is there's no narration. It's just the Lilly & Lana's words, and lines from of the movie itself. https://t.co/DIwziC5STN" @ManjiButt i agree "@FrigidElfPrince i dunno, probably getting topped" @FrigidElfPrince you won bottom bingo "@lumpenrose If it was too far, I wouldn't have liked it :P" @behsss HECK same x.x "@GoodWitchLeigh cute, funny, romantic, gay, these tweets have it all" oh heck i think i might be gay @WitchAfterDark 👀 @WitchAfterDark your smile is so damn pretty 😍 @WitchAfterDark LIKE I SAID FUCKING CUTE omg now that Jen's coming home tomorrow night I'll finally be able to play Hollow Knight again after over two weeks! @GoodWitchLeigh OMG KAYLEIGH YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE "@ManjiButt you talked about diapers, silly! :P" Normalize girlbulge @gwen_no_fear Okay but like also: Hot. @cyberslutfaye HECK YES CONGRATS!!! 💕💕 "@DeciusNero (Sorry I know I said I only got laser on my face. The electro was part of a 15 minute free trial and I couldn't get through ONE hair follicle. I figured that barely counted, plus I wasn't sure which you were asking about)" @DeciusNero I got to try electro only once on my face and it was extremely painful. It's why I went with laser. "@DeciusNero Like I said I've only gotten laser on the face, not electrolysis, but laser on the face isn't too bad. The pain is very quick." @JessicaNgtmare @AdequateEmily Huge mood. I lost a decade to dysphoria so I feel like I should be in my 20s too :/ "@bunnarchist same, lol I believe @Calliethulhu made it if I'm not mistaken?" @gnollvalue Well I can't drive anyway so no worries there :V (Mistress will be taking me) @gnollvalue I've actually had electrolysis tried on my face once. One hair follicle. It was during a 15 minute free trial the place offered and I couldn't even make it through one follicle. But that wasn't with numbing cream and I know face skin is thinner than at least most other skin? what what kind of pain levels am i looking forward to here? i have numbing cream for it and i have experience with getting (and tolerating) laser hair removal on my face @emuchaton oh no i accidentally retweeted it increase tiddy @GoodWitchLeigh The slime on Shellos has gotta have trans properties. https://t.co/XFAAARV57g @MaxKriegerVG @Chopin_42 That's hilarious given how expensive I remember them being. And a huge shame :/ @Chopin_42 @MaxKriegerVG Last I checked these were somewhat rare on eBay Stop talking about modding the poor remaining few! :P @GoodWitchLeigh Sylveon has magical trans powers @MaxKriegerVG I wanted basically the entire product line as a kid but I never had that kind of money. @Transhockeygirl extremely! SPURT ALERT @emuchaton is the explanation that you're a huge bottom? "@lumpenrose No surgery date until I've zapped most of the hair off, but thanks!" @lumpenrose prep for getting my vagina so in two days i'm having what i understand to be an electrified needle shoved into hair follicles on my girldick lookin forward to that "@CaseyExplosion I don't ride as many buses anymore, but for the few years when I was riding them daily, I ALWAYS said thank you." @GoodWitchLeigh ❌ SHAVE THE NUTS GENTLY ❌ @9_volt_ @M_Nerdskull @CaseyExplosion this is the funniest self-own i've seen in a while WOW @ozmthole same lol more pieces added to the queer museum i'm keeping in my pictures folder https://t.co/6gjMpnuxMG @gwen_no_fear @IcyWitch35 hhello 👀 really wanna nap but i have to babysit the duck again D: ranch life @FOURLUNG lol i wonder if this is a subtweet :P @Calliethulhu aren't you a noted power bottom tho? >:P @melodyaligned *giggles* omg i love this reply @ManjiButt @eilidhmax everyone's gonna find out how much you love bein padded :3c "@jacquelinefilm I didn't know you deleted it, my bad. That recontextualizes a lot of this. I'm sorry for snapping at you 💕" "@jacquelinefilm Like there's really no more to say. You did apologize, after all. I'm not seeking anything more than that, I guess. Sorry to comment again but that tweet I replied to kinda pissed me off. It really felt like you were trying to justify an act you agree was shitty." "@jacquelinefilm It made sense and is coherent, but it has nothing at all to do with the problem I have with what you said, especially considering you agree that not tagging those spoilers wasn't cool." "@jacquelinefilm And my entire issue is the lack of a spoiler tag. All of your points can still be made with one. I also had an issue with the implication that your experience with spoilers having never ruined a movie for you applies to you. Beyond that, I have no issue with any of this." "@jacquelinefilm Like, seriously how dare you say ""This doesn't ruin any movie I've ever seen so therefore this applies to everyone else""??? Can't you see how shitty and selfish that sounds?" "@jacquelinefilm How is this any different from people thinking trigger warnings are silly and that ""exposure therapy"" needs to be applied to everyone? Because you can still discuss all this if you just use spoiler tags. Give people that option. There's NO REASON NOT TO." "@jacquelinefilm That's great for you, but meanwhile for some of us it completely changes our perspective and the experience we have. I can't name you a movie that WOULDN'T have been ""ruined"" by spoilers. I'm not even arguing that it'd be ruined. Just that I can never have that surprise back." "@CookieCyboid @FaerieKittyVamp Well honestly my first thought when I heard about an opt out option was ""Well that's not going to last forever, no company keeps teams updating two different versions of a website."" Guess I was right :/" "@ManjiButt I try to keep diaper content only on my little account, but when friends on my main are asking for it so directly... :3" "@FaerieKittyVamp @CookieCyboid Judging by the comments on the tweet I shared, that might not be accurate info. People are saying this link works best: https://t.co/VqdexYjbEn" @FaerieKittyVamp @CookieCyboid Found it. https://t.co/pQi882PiZD @ManjiButt hehehehe they're SO comfy tho you're right! :333 @FaerieKittyVamp @CookieCyboid The instructions I saw to do this specifically called it that if I recall correctly. @emmagamma did you know you're really hecking cute? :3 @emmagamma h-hi~ 😳💕 "@imrileywest HOW DARE but like, accurate" @CookieCyboid Apparently there's a way to switch to legacy twitter in your settings? I haven't gotten the update yet. @FrigidElfQueen VERY cute! :3 @Kaelyrhn I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe when I saw that pic omg @Transhockeygirl Looking cute! 💕 "@Lord_Kristine I'm so sorry, Kristine *offers hugs* 💕" @FrigidElfChild omg you're such a lucky little! :333 @APrivateRobin I mean we were talking about you but I assume my invitation to top me was implied :333 "@AmyTheTotodile lol i think you're right, my bad" @FrigidElfChild HI THIS IS ADORABLE???? @AngryNerdBird @imrileywest lol it's true i do love piss @APrivateRobin Yes I saw you in a video recently that gave that impression :V @gwen_no_fear Feraligatr Krookodile Tyrantrum Gourgeist Honchkrow Archeops @l4dyb0ners goddess same @DevourerRose lenses of truth @AureliaB1986 heck what a bottom! :O @FrigidElfChild my stand power is to be able to get high @JenApparently OOF I've been there. It's the worst :/ @JenApparently MOOD I kinda hate my natural color now. It's so dull and I look so weird in that color! @JenApparently I squee'd when I read this. @JenApparently AAAAAA Y'ALL ARE BOTH SO BEAUTIFUL THIS PIC IS GORGEOUS 💕💕💕 "@princessproto I LOVE the word mentaleze omg, I'm gonna use that." "I get the distinct impression that a lot of cis peoples' understanding of gender is ""man, woman, and trans"" and when you say ""here's a list of women who support trans people"" you're not doing a great job at distinguishing yourself from those kind of cis people." "@Gay_In_Space7 now you don't have to assume, you just know :P" @kinkwitch @aliceincamera i'm doing an in-depth research study Gonna play a match or two of Overwatch while we have actual internet for the two days at most that it lasts. 50 gigs a month. What a joke. @kinkwitch @aliceincamera bookmarking this for research purposes @aliceincamera so dang pretty heck 😍 @Transhockeygirl you really arrrre >/////< @Transhockeygirl cute dork tho~ ^w^ @Transhockeygirl oh no not just triggering my littleness but literally toying with one of my favorite aspects of littleness this isn't fair D:< @Transhockeygirl hdfdhfhhfhhf "@jacquelinefilm I don't want to fight either. This didn't seem like a fight to me? You just really upset a friend. I guess I was maybe expecting an apology, but it's by no means required." @Kaelyrhn I get that a lot >.> "@FrigidElfChild like, off topic but your presence on here never fails to make my day" @FrigidElfChild I've been really happy to be seeing your tweets more often you dork :P @Transhockeygirl b-bullying >.> @Gay_In_Space7 please insinuate and state outright that i am a dumb bitch @FrigidElfChild HECK YOU D:< @jacquelinefilm you literally just opened a tweet without a spoiler warning tho? i don't condone violence against people saying spoilers so why do i need to be spoiled? @jacquelinefilm Btw please don't put a spoiler in my notifications if you do reply. Please repsect my boundaries. "@jacquelinefilm Movies are my favorite medium. My strong preference is to be a clean slate for the storyteller to tell their story to. Anything short of that is not doing my intended job as an audience. Much like left Twitter embraces content warnings, what's wrong with spoiler warnings?" "@jacquelinefilm was able to stop reading after the first line It's not ""spoiler culture"" for me. It's just a personal preference of mine, and it's very upsetting to me to see friends be so cruel with it." "(no but seriously the juice i like to drink is just called ""dumb bitch juice"" by the entire household >.<)" everyone assumes dumb bitch juice is alcohol but i'm a little so i just call regular juice that @MetteusAtoll I did! It's nice to meet y'all 💕 @AliceAvizandum they've done a great service to us all @MetteusAtoll @princessproto OMG BABE I'M SO HAPPY FOR Y'ALL PLURAL GANG :3 💕💕💕 @Catwhomleaks i'm not :/ "@Catwhomleaks i mean, sometimes VERY close to one another, maybe" @FrigidElfChild she really is getting a vaginoplasty exclusively so i can be fucked and also eat garbage @FrigidElfChild okay but like lilith having a swordsona sounds about right @FrigidElfChild oh heck you do! okay you're OFFICIALLY a bottom the meme decrees it @FrigidElfChild So close! Yeah I don't often see typos from you lol But you exude bottom energy anyway :P @Transhockeygirl gay~ @aliceincamera goals @Transhockeygirl heck you're cute :3 @Transhockeygirl IT COULD??? :D :D :D @Transhockeygirl wow we're being kinda gay together that's pretty gay :V "Despite Feraligatr being my favorite starter, I have ZERO stuffies of her because they don't make very many D: I have a few Totodiles tho :3" new feraligatr stuffie at the pokemon center website measures 13 inches x 13 inches SHE'S A CHONKY GORL AND I LOVE HER https://t.co/gaGmhsZIOS @Transhockeygirl heck that sounds kinda gay~ owo @Transhockeygirl oh heck you think so??? o.o @Transhockeygirl hey we got the same bingo! :V @FOURLUNG pretty sure only a little would even discover such a thing which just increases the mystery @FrigidElfChild @queerchangeling every time you share a sleepy lilith story i die of cuteness overload "Like I've seen this several times now and I understand what the intent is, but PLEASE just say cis women. Or cisgender women, if you prefer. That matters. That's the entire point of your exercise. Or at least it should be." "It kinda bothers me when cis people talking ""women who support trans people."" It's like... yeah, I know a ton too. They're called trans women. Are you talking specifically about cis women? That's great but like... please say that? Otherwise it feels kinda othering?" @Kaelyrhn @AriMadeOfCotton A bottom who dommes @Kaelyrhn you should~ @Kaelyrhn hgfhfghfhh bbullying >.< "@Kaelyrhn heck yeah they're sweet! they taste sweet to me, anyway" here's the blank one if you wanna be bullied by a meme too >.< https://t.co/9tLGbo4jds ...heck >.> https://t.co/Mf4O7LmOom @Kaelyrhn thank you! 💕 true facts @FrigidElfChild https://t.co/lTrvfowgaH @Kaelyrhn Can you post the blank one? I'm like most of these >< kinda in the mood to suck a cute girl's dick tbh @nyaakat that's my life mission @Calliethulhu I'm pronouncing it like it's the name of a Transformer ;V Im-PEAR-a-tor @gwen_no_fear HI HAZEL UR SO CUTE OH NO THEY ADDED MORE TO THE POKEMON CENTER STORE MY POOR WALLET 😭 https://t.co/UG4HL8JwW1 @Kingdomcub Angry Whopper is extremely good but could be spicier imo :3 Now I'm hungry D: "@lumpenrose It can be? I know for some folks, lower T levels means a loss of overall energy. I haven't experienced that myself, though." @PrissyOrcGF i support this tattoo idea so goddamn hard im lesbiam @implejr The weird Pokemon are some of my favorite! It's why I got a Farfetch'd Sitting Cutie right away lol @gwen_no_fear girls are so amazing it's so unfair 💕 @implejr I KNOW AND THEY JUST ADDED MORE OH NOOOO D: "Still really want to get Blastoise, Charizard, Muk, Golem... And Doduo because LOOK AT THIS HECKING CUTIE??? They're not even a favorite Pokemon of mine but they're too cute??? This one even sold out rather quickly on the Pokemon Center website! The people love this cuteness! https://t.co/MZNv6C1qWl" Got some new Sitting Cuties!! These are two of my favorite Gen I Pokemon! Aerodactyl in particular are very rare to find in stuffie form :3 https://t.co/phfDNiD1i3 @Genderbird Yeah I bet he did lol @gwen_no_fear I haven't had an opportunity to be among cis lesbians for a while... I'm really not sure how I'd feel about it now? But there is this sense that my being a lesbian is just... a fact. I don't doubt it on any level. The rare transphobic cis lesbian can't take that away from me. @ToniQueene Hmmmmmn that can't be true but better safe than sorry! *takes massive hit* "@RaeGun2k @JessicaNgtmare @JenApparently I'm a hugger too, so I totally understand :3" "@JessicaNgtmare @JenApparently Some folks get annoyed by them. I often ask permission too. *offers hugs* For what it's worth, I give a fuck about you. And I know there are others that do too. 💕" @StebMcDreb OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO CUTE!!!! "@KittenFemme Like, another example? I don't know the meta. I know some really basic stuff, but for the most part, I don't want to learn the meta. I have a tank I play, a dps, and a healer. And again, I'm not that bad at the game. Just takes practice finding your groove." "@KittenFemme I'm more or less the same way, but I'm not bad at Overwatch. I think with practice you can become good at any competitive online game even if you can't think 3 steps ahead." @nyaakat hehehe gotcha 😉 @nyaakat gay babies unite? o.o "@ExistentialEnso @Calliethulhu I know that I feel way more secure in my sapphicness than I ever have before, so a part of me feels like I wouldn't stand for the kind of othering we all fear from cis lesbians... but I bet I could still be intimidated away rather easily." "I fought hard for my gender and sexuality. Harder than this asshole has ever fought for anything in his pathetic life. To see someone like that go ""Uhhhhh why you gotta be a lesbian too?"" just makes me laugh. I'm a lesbian because I'm stronger than you, how about that." "Trans lesbians exist because definitionally there's nothing stopping them. Trans women are women, so of course they can be lesbians. But even more than that, realizing you're a trans lesbian can take a lot of work, in part because of asshole like that." "Saw some cis dude complaining about why do trans lesbians need to be a thing when we're already trans women. *closes her eyes, inhales slowly* My good bitch, YOU try growing up being double queer while not showing any obvious signs of it to others yet still feeling incomplete." Remember my fellow lesbians: Today is Lesbian Day of Visibility which means that yes she DOES notice you and she TOTALLY CAN TELL you're into her. @LeftAtLondon no but for real weed kinda did help me work out that i was trans so they're kinda right? "@Calliethulhu And it sucks because as best as I can tell, most cis lesbians are cool with trans people. The narrative that they're not is one that TERFs have invented and that we've kinda fallen for, but at the same time... I'm still scared too. It's hard to shake that feeling of invalidity." Jen is coming home on Sunday!!! 💕💕💕 @JenApparently I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING @TransKayleigh That's not what the issue is. Companies don't want their brand names to become nouns because it makes it harder to trademark them. Please don't take a corporation's side. They don't need your defense. @nyaakat I mean... as a gay baby myself I have to admit the comparison has crossed my mind a few times :V @JenApparently Age of Intoxication @JenApparently Dark of the Moonshine @deathpigeon Birds ain't fucking narcs @ZJemptv OMG ZINNIA CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @ACrimsonSun @q_vanire These are all so good!! "Part of the core experience of using Steam is finding games you had no idea you own. Haydee, Hotline Miami, and even Jet Set Radio? When the fuck did I buy Jet Set Radio??? https://t.co/dseOEkXjwY" @nyaakat aaaaaa same >.> it's embarrassing but Mistress seems to love it >/////< @nyaakat @APrivateRobin @ghoulsNgoats I BOUGHT IT AND WATCHED IT HECK THAT WAS SO HOT AND CUTE AND GAY 💕💦😍 AND I LOVED THE INTRO @TracerPlace @ScribbledSmut bfdhiajlgdhuiolghdbkjpgfdgdoilhdo'gfdzhg;fanhadlhnadglhkhnjfdshgnfvhnbjsgfzhndsfhnbdfbhd;fnhdfhdfghbgfdbhnmfgnbkfgnfgnfgklbnf @liddytronic @deathpigeon hey same @TracerPlace @ScribbledSmut (i dunno what was redacted) @ScribbledSmut HHECK @ScribbledSmut YES YES YES SO ROMANTIC @norintha FDJGKDFDGDGHFFFF JEN honestly sounds like a romantic date why not both? :3c https://t.co/xJDkPXw3zO @Meandering_NSFW I've only ever played MK9 lol I hadn't really been following MK11 news very closely but I just found out it's gonna have a bug lady in it??? 😍😍😍 Kiiiiiinda want this game now >.> https://t.co/dWgF9j1YbH @SuchApple well i *am* a Noted Trans "@TheAshenCouncil NICE! I know that's not Singal himself blocking me, but that still makes me laugh" "One of them is CultBlockerPro (TERF-created blocklist to block everyone in the ""trans cult"") and I knew about that one, but the others I don't really have an easy way to figure out." Hey I'm popular! :V @unblock_list what blocklists @StebMcDreb s-same >.> @NeonNympho Pete Postlethwaite acted the fuck out of that role. @ADirtyTrans I got SOME of it beaten out! >.> we all know as brats we're begging to be broken anyway just trust me... you're day is coming if it hasn't yet :V i used to be a brat like you but then i took a crop to the ass @FaerieKittyVamp @tiptransformed @squidlarkin heck yeah we are! :D @tiptransformed @squidlarkin I try to do a queercation at least once a year and it's gonna be a Seattle year this year. I've made SO MANY NEW FRIENDS from Seattle since I was last there! Another thing Seattle has a ton of? Littles. And I wanna go on some play dates :D @squidlarkin @tiptransformed IT'S SO TRUE THO "(We have an agreement that if I'm around someone I'm not comfortable calling her that around, I can call her by her first name, but it feels really weird and I'm not always that good at it... I'm well-trained >.>)" I should just start calling Mistress by her title in public. Who the hell is gonna care anyway. Jen already does lol @emuchaton not high enough! :3 @mega64 jesus christ was that really a decade ago i think i'm dying "@failnaut ""Everything in the server room is our kingdom.""" @JenApparently @MetteusAtoll I didn't know YOU two knew each other! 💕💕💕 @JenApparently @MetteusAtoll LOL you're the second person to say that XD I've been listing her as my GF in my bio since early February :P @nyaakat @SteampunkPenny Looking forward to it!! :3 @MetteusAtoll @princessproto I *was* hoping to have a taste >.> @nyaakat @SteampunkPenny Of course! The preview looked so cute! I like to download videos from MV which means I need to wait until everyone is asleep and not using the internet before I can watch it >.> "@princessproto @MetteusAtoll Well this was a really cute/funny way for you to find out at least! :3 You call it good taste, I call it falling for gorgeous, amazing women 😍" @princessproto @MetteusAtoll WAIT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS VISITING? @princessproto @MetteusAtoll ALSO WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT SERVER TO JOIN ON FFXIV AND I SAID MY GIRLFRIEND AND FRIEND ARE ON CACTUAR??? "@princessproto @MetteusAtoll I DUNNO, I'VE BEEN LISTING HER AS MY GF FOR MONTHS NOW??? LOL" "*Mistress walks up to my PC to tell me something, @nyaakat's tweet about her new lewd video is on the TL* Mistress: *sighs* Me: I'm not watching it! It's a friend's video! I mean, I did just buy it, but I'm not watching it right now! Mistress: *laughing* @SteampunkPenny" My girlfriend @MetteusAtoll is flying in in just FIVE DAYS and I'm having kinda gay thoughts about how we've never kissed before 👀👀👀 "It's funny I actually started thinking about HIT again because I was watching old Completionist videos, but apparently they announced the new DLC *TODAY* so weird timing lol" The facial animation for that cat character is WAY better than anything in the core game. She's so expressive! Hat In Time's controls are sooooooo good if you haven't tried the game. I rate its controls above even Mario Odyssey. "I thought for sure A Hat In Time was already on Switch, but I guess it hasn't been released there yet? I was really itching to play it again and I wanna play it on the Switch this time. There is more DLC coming out tho which is exciting :3" @Transhockeygirl CUUUUUUTE 😍 @trgrrl @tinybird420 just want to retweet this 20 times in a row @emuchaton TRUE FACTS 💕💕💕 @TenaciousRanch The fact that the older duckies just immediately went into mom mode IS SO CUUUUUTE @FreeTheYuni what a coincidence! i'm a sub and being on a leash makes me 💝❤️💚💖💋💞💓💞💓 @BluLegender LITERALLY I PICTURED TRACTOR MEGAZORDS NO JOKE @Triclilith when youreabottom follows you https://t.co/2BfcKcuBCI @Triclilith they followed me too "@FaerieKittyVamp I'm told it does a decent job of it. I'm not from Portland, so I'd feel shitty for answering that question lol" "@tiptransformed I was lucky enough to spend about a week in Seattle in late 2017 & it was basically trans central as far as I could tell, lol. It was lovely. Also like, on Twitter at least? A TON of trans women are from Seattle. It's definitely a thing. Portland has some of that energy too imo" "@trgrrl your cute and i'm a slut, this all checks out" "@NoraReed Credits exist as a transitionary period. It gives you time to decompress, leave one world and re-enter the real one. Also it's a nice time to talk with others about what you thought of the movie. I find it a relaxing experience." @maritronic9k oh that is awful i love it @quatoria @FrigidElfBirb fdgdhhh kkinda >.< @FrigidElfBirb now I'M the power rancher! >:D @ButtGoblin666 without question "@ExistentialEnso I want to play Stardew Valley, not watch it :V" "I was about 5 or 6 when I first heard the name ""Power Rangers"" but I mixed up the words ""ranger"" and ""rancher"" in my head and thought the idea of super-powered farmers sounded really boring." "People are naturally communistic when given the opportunity. Capitalism does everything it can to force that tendency out of us, yet we still come back to it every time." @FrigidElfChild 2 you're not a 1 solely because i know you could domme me if given the opportunity and permission >/////> @emuchaton the white stuff @FawksTweets @FinalBossFemme yeeeeaaaaaah that's why I'm never mentioning my plurality to a therapist It's not something that needs to be medicated for me. I don't want to have to convince someone who's supposed to be helping me otherwise. @FawksTweets @FinalBossFemme Al therapists need training specifically telling them that transition comes before anything else. Like I was afraid to tell my HRT letter therapist certain things because I thought if I seemed like I had too many other issues she'd make me solve those first (luckily I was wrong) @nyaakat @APrivateRobin @ghoulsNgoats HECK THIS LOOKS CUTE buying this next time I get paid FOR SURE @FrigidElfBirb I took this song to heart when I chose my new name :V "Mistress is watching Porlandia in the background. When I noticed there were trans characters I was like, ""I was wondering when the obligatory trans characters would get here!"" Portland might not be Seattle, but it is still Portland." @GoodWitchLeigh This guy is SUCH a testing ground lol DS3 was my first Dark Souls game and this guy took a solid couple hours for me. "like if you're ever lucky enough to catch me saying the word aristocrats and you notice a slight pause, this is ABSOLUTELY going through my head https://t.co/mDuxZ5qEXr" @ArmlessKittyfox awww The Bureaucats sounds like a really boring movie D: """Okay, so it's aristocrats with an R because without the R it says ""cats"" and that one is the Disney movie"" - Me literally every time I write/say aristocrats" @FrigidElfChild CONFIRMED FOR CUTE OMG "@FrigidElfChild same except mine's gonna say ""insert girl to continue""" @ArmlessKittyfox It's only worth pointing out because a republican president helped free the slaves. The actual history with the aristocrats wanting to retain power through capitalism is strictly speaking a conservative thing. The distinction matters basically not at all in modern US politics. "I accidentally conflated conservatives with republicans in this thread, but I also don't give a shit, so" Twitter: Computer can handle moderation Also Twitter: Our computers are flagging republicans as nazis so we're gonna have to live with nazis! There's literally no other solution. "commit to your fucking delusion that there's ""both sides"" to reality and that the side whose origins were founded in literally keeping aristocrats in power once democracy became fashionable in the western world is a viewpoint that isn't fucking monstrous" "like, *I'M* of the opinion that republicans are just watered-down fascists, but ostensibly Jack isn't, right? so what's with the tacit admission that there's no functional difference between the two groups?" "how about instead of not banning nazis because you'd end up banning too many republicans by accident you ban the nazis and then tell any republicans ""accidentally"" caught in the crossfire to stop acting like nazis? just a thought" "@ButtGoblin666 @Transhockeygirl The one time I was in Canada I promised a friend I wouldn't get high. As a resident of the US weed zone, I must compare them!" @nic_olenomicon @emuchaton kix are my favorite cereal why are horny men so into it @GoodWitchLeigh oh my goddess i JUST realized you ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD blame Twitter for making it look like the tweet with pictures was the first one lol @W_Livi_ @quatoria @GoodWitchLeigh ur a cutie too tho! @quatoria @GoodWitchLeigh oh shit i forgot how unshaved i am luckily trans twitter is cool @quatoria @GoodWitchLeigh page 69 of course @quatoria @GoodWitchLeigh zelda expert over here https://t.co/Ieut45D1rV @GoodWitchLeigh leigh he literally has the triforce of courage this includes taking monster cocks like a champ @chibikonatsu oh no! D: "🍓 uhhhh it's pronounced ""thtwawbaby""" I love my weed pen but it takes literal hours to charge lol @emuchaton hhey >////> transition goals "@KittenFemme Thank YOU, super cutie! 💕" "@FroyoBaggins @FinalBossFemme RIGHT??? And like, on some level, I kinda get why that was the reaction. If you're cis, transitioning is just ""get some girly pills, have The Surgery and whoa that was tough, thank goodness it's over!"" I wish." @MOOMANiBE @FinalBossFemme No amount of explaining can really encapsulate it. Cis people can't really understand how hard this is on almost every level unless they research it a TON and talk to a TON of trans people. And even then there's no guarantee it'll click. @KittenFemme HDSKLKGFHFDSLKG ur hot too! >.> "@FinalBossFemme This is part of why I'm dragging my feet finding therapy. I'm trans, kinky, sex-positive... I worry all of those things will have to be explained more than they should be." "@FinalBossFemme oh the cis they're so naive if only it was just a ""big life event""" @KittenFemme Extremely. @KittenFemme Fair. I've thought of that too. But the mound above the dick would be a really cute place if nothing else! @GwenStarlight I know about Cybertron :P It was the last cartoon in what's now known as the Unicron Trilogy But yeah you should dig through the wiki sometime! There's been some really neat additions to the canon. "@KittenFemme I have a big tummy too, but that's part of what makes it hot! The best end for a fertility tattoo is the heavily pregnant end! :3" @KittenFemme I definitely did! I just loooooove the aesthetic of hearts + uterus. It's lewd and horny and beautiful and UNF "@GwenStarlight Totally valid. Now the current canon indicates that one of the original 13 Transformers created by Primus was Quintus Prime, who was likely the origin of the Quintesson race. https://t.co/bcrUUV3xzb" @GwenStarlight Personally I don't think there needs to be an explanation as to why they have sex or find romantic partners. Their emotions are entirely human. Pleasure is something core to the human experience. "@GwenStarlight You're one of those weird fans that really loves the Quintesson backstory, huh? :P I'm way more into the UK comics origin. I love the idea that robots ""evolved"" ""naturally""" "@ExistentialEnso YUP That's the entire joke, lol I mean, I'm not into men, but like... oof" "@ExistentialEnso The scenes with him in Parks & Rec were funny Not because of any contribution of his, but he was in those scenes." "Did you know we also have heavy implications that Cybertronians fuck? You can thank Beast Wars for that one. But still, no sexual reproduction. So it makes keeping everything het kinda pointless, you know? Which is why I'm so glad IDW took the hint the lore was giving." "But, they're still robots. And once gender was introduced, a lot of interesting questions popped up. What does gender mean in a society of aliens that don't have sex? Pretty much whatever you answer has applications in our world." "Because they're aliens first, robots second, the normal space that robots occupy within science fiction isn't dealt with. They're not here as a question about heavy concepts like consciousness or humanity are. The stories are more interested in treating them as aliens." "Transformers accidentally ended up being such fertile ground for queer representation simple because they're the first popular IP where the premise is they're aliens first, robots second. That's a concept that has a lot of fascinating questions and applications behind it." I just love that on Cybertron a Transformer can canonically get a chassis that better reflects their gender and no one even gives a shit. @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton then lots of nutting hopefully! :333 @FrigidElfChild HECK YEAH @JessicaNgtmare Arguably what it's for "@JuniperTheSloth That's not the issue. Brands don't want their brand names to become nouns because it makes them impossible to trademark. So even saying ""Let's play with my LEGO"" isn't okay in their eyes. It should be ""Let's play with my LEGO bricks""" "@Transhockeygirl It's gotten softer, rounder and cuter! My face has done this too and I love it so much 😭💕" "Legos Legos, Legos, Legos I'm a huge LEGO fan and the one part of the fandom that exhausts me is the propensity to kowtow to the company's ridiculous demand to fight against how language works. Legos, Legos, Legos, Legos, Legos Go step on some LEGOS" @HedgeMom oh heck i am you're right! o.o @JessicaNgtmare Look visibly upset and make her as uncomfortable as possible. "Republican ideology is just fascism lite, we all understand this, and pretending otherwise isn't helping anyone" @JessicaNgtmare whyyyyyy do cis people do this it's so dehumanizing D: @nyaakat wow such good taste! 😉 i should get a tiddy mouse pad @cherubelly hhhhhgg this fantasy is so good and pure and also same 💦💦💦 wanna get one of those fertility tattoos on my lower tummy so my life can finally become the life of a hypno'd cockslut @FrigidElfQueen @FrigidElfChild In black spray paint "@AmyTheTotodile YUUUUUP EXACTLY That kind of understanding is so far beyond the scope of the vast majority of cis people, though. It's so frustrating." "All this makes ""sense"" if you assume cis is the default, and that it's preferable to being trans. It also makes sense if you're a cunt." Imagine if posturing transphobes gave even a TENTH of a shit about intersex INFANTS getting genital surgery without consent instead of worrying about shit that isn't real while making the world less safe for trans kids. Apparently she writes books for kids? She shouldn't be let anywhere near kids. "This approach is insidious because NO ONE is trying to argue that trans kids should be having surgery. So we have to read between the lines, but only us trans people know to do that. It just creates an environment where trans kids aren't allowed to exist. So again, she's a cunt" "Kathryn Salamander says Jacqueline Wilson spreading ignorant, bigoted lies about trans children while posing with a shit-eating grin makes her 'look like a cunt' https://t.co/yaazGAms5O" "@CookieCyboid Blockchaining makes this site actually usable for trans people, it's lovely. Twitter should just build it into the UI but then Twitter should do a lot of things." @Allikuja The entire reason I know the words to that song is because of Al lol "@AJisValid This Is The Life Word Crimes Perform This Way Off the top of my head. There are few songs of his I dislike, though." I know the Weird Al version of basically every song he's parodied better than the originals lol @FrigidElfChild video games! :D @CaseyExplosion Oh my goddess it WAS a Borat thong you're right haha @XylariaVG YES YES YES Also 3D platforming usually leans more towards the mission-based gameplay that Mario 64 pioneered. Mario 64 in its the early development was going to be just course-based levels like the 2D games. Their only remnants are the Bowser levels. I want more of that. "@Catwhomleaks And I tried that lets play approach. A 40 minute video for the first area. Making sure you're following along was harder than I thought, and at the end of 40 minutes? Was STILL missing two feathers somehow. And that's when I completely burned out lol Wanna return to it someday!" @Catwhomleaks I love Laylee! I think I might even like her more than Kazooie! @Kaelyrhn little girl named hat kid has to get all her time pieces back the overall story is pretty light the main villain is mustache girl! :3 @Catwhomleaks But I'm talking specifically about those levels with just floating platforms above insta-death empty space where you have to use your platforming skills to reach the end. "@Catwhomleaks I've played it! I got burned out trying to find every feather, though. I wish player's guides were still a thing. Lets plays and FAQs don't usually have maps showing where all the collectibles are. And YK levels are HUGE." @Kaelyrhn i wanna get a hat in time for switch! it start a little girl! :333 I just want a really slickly-controlled character to jump around on platformer puzzles in a 3D space plz I would seriously play an entire game comprised of nothing but levels resembling the Mario 64 Bowser levels/Sunshine's FLUDD-less areas/Hat In Time's time rifts approach to 3D platforming. @Kaelyrhn *giggles* her name is Mommy silly! @Kaelyrhn hheck >.> @Kaelyrhn *nods* uh-huh! ima a good lil girl :333 @Kaelyrhn ... nno <.< @Kaelyrhn im somtimes a big girl >.> @Kaelyrhn yyYYEES >/////> imma bigg girl I should replay the Bioshock series. Never played Bioshock 2 but I have all three on Steam. @deathpigeon @GoodWitchLeigh Gohan is basically a scientific miracle @KittenFemme 💕💕💕 "@KittenFemme I took care of a sick duck today! It was mostly just feeding her, making sure she got water, and giving her lots of love." @trgrrl respect? @trgrrl Goddess I wish Mistress played Overwatch~ @trgrrl HEALSLUT PRIDE @Anarcho_Vampire I haven't for a while but I used to! Potato chips on tuna: Amazing "@ExistentialEnso Took me a while to stop feeling like my 30s were ""old."" Heck, I can feel 3 whenever I want, so it doesn't really bother me lol :V But in all seriousness, I've never been happier or felt better about my appearance :3" "@Kalindlara @quatoria I'm 32, you better not be considered old :P I understand how you feel, tho :/ *offers hugs*" @DroneFemme so unfair D:< @quatoria true facts tho :V @DroneFemme HECK THO @FOURLUNG heck ur cute @quatoria rrrrrrrr~ "@quatoria YET MORE EVIDENCE I'M PROBABLY AUTISTIC LOL That actually makes me happy to hear, thank you" "In fact, I never have flying dreams but I used to have feral dreams often. Instead of flying, I'd race around on all fours" I ran up stairs on all fours CONSTANTLY as a little girl No wonder I'm a furry lol @chibikonatsu cute :3 everyone had errands to run so i'm stuck taking care of the sick duck it's been 4 hours i'd like to be relieved of duck duties plz "@Flea I credit a friend of mine (@smu1ia) I had as a teenager. She was the first trans girl I ever knew, and even though it took an extra 11 years to realize I was trans, she was the initial spark. I lost contact with her last year and I hope one day I'll be able to reconnect :/" @DoomGender THESE ARE ALL SO PURE BUT THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE @ArmlessKittyfox We get that way with anal :/ @FrigidElfChild i would love to help in this endeavor if my donger worked :/ "there's like, several kinks I talk about a lot on here that I haven't actually tried but like sometimes you just KNOW you're a piss slut, you know?" "@quatoria @emuchaton I mean, fair, I prefer it from the source too" @emuchaton COWARD STATUS REVOKED @emuchaton didn't drink the forbidden 3 decade old soda? coward D:< Me? I'm a proud degenerate with the hots for Sheeva but https://t.co/IMFPZEOFOL "Fake gamer boys complaining about Sheeva's new look in MK11 is such ridiculous posturing. Most of you assholes would call any cishet man attracted to a tall, buff, 4-armed woman a cuck or a degenerate." @tiptransformed @Just_fionna (Their bio says their pronouns are they/them) "@gwen_no_fear @IcyWitch35 Just finished reading it. A little off topic, but growing up being ""somehow simultaneously ‘double queer’ and ‘able to avoid showing obvious signs of it in casual interactions'"" is a wonderfully worded huge mood." "@gwen_no_fear @IcyWitch35 I knew the term healslut, but I had no idea this was a proper kink play thing! This rules!" "@ACrimsonSun Great minds, etc :P https://t.co/0LfmxjhrWH" "Lemme tell you, you've never heard of this town. No wonder their biggest lame claim to fame is Teddy visited once 120 years ago lol" I just found out Teddy Roosevelt visited my hometown in 1900. That explains Roosevelt Park and the statue of him (which is not in the park but near the park) lol "@norintha Nothing. They just constantly apologize. A lot. For things a lot of people seem to miss Just imagine being a popular artist with 17k followers. Imagine the toxicity you'd have to put up with. Now imagine you're 16 They're fine, but they're constantly thinking they're fucking up" @Just_fionna I think they're doing an amazing job and I've yet to see behavior that I feel warrants an apology. "Twitter didn't even exist when I was 16! LiveJournal did, tho." Didn't know puppychan was 16. That explains the constant apologizing. I'd be doing that too if I had 17k followers at 16. I did it anyway. Poor kid :/ @Deirdraccoon You're an honorary elder trans as far as I'm concerned! "@Deirdraccoon Usually I hear elder trans referring to how long you're been transitioning. Like if you're past, say, 5 years or so, you're an elder." @a_alice_nsfw heck nice butt!! 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh @LucyDoyle_1997 As a former Californian: I'm sorry @norintha @GoodWitchLeigh We're her last stop! Relaxing ranch in the mountains to cap it all off! :3 @PrissyOrcGF @TSLeonaMimi @GoodWitchLeigh Hey look it's the main reason I'm never gonna do makeup :/ @GoodWitchLeigh COUCHSURF TOUR USA 💕💕💕 @queerchangeling @FrigidElfChild @KittenFemme mood "@AvisNigris Even if the prizes went to every kid equally, she was still a fucking ghoul. Stealing. From children." @lumpenrose I'm doing okay. How are you? @CaseyExplosion The priorities of transphobes never ceases to floor me. @daftprinceling Way better than the military fetishizing the Bay-directed movies had tho @TheLastGherkin @tainkirrahe this might be the strangest piece of licensed transformers media I've ever seen @TheLastGherkin @tainkirrahe Awww it's missing the free Galvatron badge D: @tokyo_vamp I make a point to not shame others for who they follow. We all have our reasons. @KamenSpider mood @CelticAnarchy goals tbh @tokyo_vamp He seems like a massive tool to me! @premium_thot Yeah it's almost as if they're morally opposed to the sex itself 🤔🤔🤔 @arthur_affect No you're absolutely right that's definitely A Thing among sooooo many cis people. @quatoria @innautico I'M BUYING IT AS FAST AS I CAN "To clarify: Emily saying ""tankies get the drone"" after being personally threatened with violence and then apologizing for it is absolutely not as bad as someone spreading anti-SW rhetoric and harassing a trans woman non-fucking-stop for ridiculous reasons." @innautico HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT "Nah, you're just a transphobic SWERFy asshole which is demonstrably worse. Hope you get mobbed by even more dickheads! It's the least you deserve." "Personally I don't appreciate someone harassing one of my trans comrades for hours on end for ridiculous reasons no one cares about. Get a fucking life, dude. Accomplish even a quarter of the things Emily has and maybe get back to us." "Here's this galaxy brain take enshrined forever, just in case 💕 https://t.co/AXSDFzK3gK" "Normally I try to avoid getting into a Twitter argument with someone with 3k followers that I probably shouldn't blockchain(?), but I'm not gonna sit idly by while @EmilyGorcenski gets harassed again." "@elcome2ell No worries, you're good 💕" "Sex work would still exist in a world without money, they'd just be sex hobbyists. This guy's been harassing Emily G for a while now and has takes like this, yet several people I know are following him. Follow whoever you want but maybe y'all would like to be aware of this." @wehpudicabok @BathysphereHat As someone who's been drawing her entire life I also find this thread to be completely accurate "@elcome2ell @Triclilith Love is pretty great, but they're my friend so it's a friend kinda love. I'm kinda confused by your wording tbh sorry lol" "@a_alice_nsfw Interesting, I'm the exact opposite. I think I came out to my ex (first person I came out to) on September 1st, but I honestly don't remember. For me, HRT was so imporant. The 9 months before that while I was out as trans would've ideally been like, two days if it were up to me" "@elcome2ell But that's not the biggest HRT date coincidence I've come across. My friend @Triclilith started the SAME DAY as I did, and we didn't even know each other at the time lol" @elcome2ell OMG WE STARTED WITHIN A WEEK OF EACH OTHER 💕💕💕 OH WAIT THIS ONE'S 15 INCHES LONG I LOVE HER https://t.co/yZGZPRpsjK Turns out salamander stuffies are incredibly uncommon. They exist but there's not much selection and there aren't any big ones :/ i'm sorry what https://t.co/dKurdSIlmx i'm trans and i think salamanders are neat @avn_0216_m @Lewd_Go_Round_ It feels good to obey :3 "@Jennimason0990 Same hat kinda! I'll probably do a second HRT anniversary tweet, but I'll be done by the third one most likely." "It's a natural part of transitioning for a lot of us, I think. When you first start out, you wish it would go faster, but all you can do in the meantime is track your progress. But now it's like... I dunno, I'm just a woman lol" "I took my HRT start date out of my bio because I realized I didn't really care anymore lol It was 6/14/17. I'll never forget the date. But I'm 22 months in and while I'm by no means done with second puberty, it's just a background thing in my life now, you know?" @trgrrl @Anarcho_Vampire gay gang @GoodWitchLeigh Already missing it by a day and you're only a year in? :P Congrats! 💕 @Jennimason0990 Also nice birth date :3 @Jennimason0990 I wondered if it was 1991! That's a really satisfying year. "@deathpigeon I mean, I'm really gay, I think you're hot, and I don't see you as a woman. Truly. You are fully gender queer in my eyes." @Jennimason0990 Oh? :3 @CiriAntares @TheTransGiant Not everyone has it yet. Here's how to fix it: https://t.co/RwSSOAQFyX satisfying follower count https://t.co/30aIJ7VsHC """SHE MEANS NO HARM""" @garblefart Still hope it's a good one 💕 I was today years old @garblefart Happy birthday! I hope it's a good one! 💕🎂🎉🎁 @ScribbledSmut sdgfdghdhsgdhfhf @deathpigeon @GoodWitchLeigh cum in colorado and we'll breed you~ @ErikaSupreme MOOD We just finished rewatching Voyager and I felt the SAME WAY @Kate_Bunni I totally get that. I'm pretty sure that's normal. But I would love that. "@ErikaSupreme nah, i'm a drone slut, i want to be part of the collective" i'm sorry i just don't understand how people were supposed to find the borg anything but horny @GoodWitchLeigh come to colorado and we'll have one! @Calliethulhu His company was extremely shitty to everyone that wasn't his brother. @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @ScribbledSmut same @memequeenqsie Here's where I bought mine! https://t.co/95GpgMHdNx @GoodWitchLeigh https://t.co/siQoUNv4i7 @sillygaymiria me 24/7 @sillygaymiria good girls don't cum~ @GoodWitchLeigh AW YEA LEZ GO @DroneFemme v kissable @DroneFemme FUCK YEA IT WOULD @tinyterrorposs oh no i suspect i'll be spending a lot of money here lol thank you! @RaeGun2k nah you're gorgeous @NeonNympho HAIL SOBEK "i'm pretty proud of my track record on twitter of being able to turn ""hey I wanna be their friend"" people into ""tight we're friends now 😎"" people" @ZJemptv you're corncentrating @tinyterrorposs who or what is that? :o @tinyterrorposs WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SHIRT??? :O @winterslex @Kate_Bunni mmm-mmm that's good drinkin' @winterslex of course i would gladly drink muffet's pee wtf kind of question is that https://t.co/Jykk8lHae6 @cosmicladyrosa ima freeze peach warrior "if it's coming out of a girldick, i probably wanna drink it that's pretty much the overarching theme here" not even sure what this means but i'm high and i strongly felt it needed to be said we stan girlcum @Transhockeygirl Already following you on two of my accounts >.> I hope you start feeling better soon though! D: @RaeGun2k I've never been catcalled either. I'm not looking forward to it :/ @GoodWitchLeigh Like seriously tho what is it about girl nipples that make being braless so goddamn obvious It's not just the tiddies! I had gynecomastia before transitioning and I didn't need to wear bras. "@KamenSpider I often needed my Gameboy to focus, lol. It wasn't really until college that teachers let me use one. Like, instead of forcing me to take notes, lemme play Pokemon Sapphire while I listen to you like a podcast. For me I feel like I absorb the info better." @OniLinkPlus COMPLETELY agree. "@jacquelinefilm lol i accidentally misunderstood what you meant by sub for a second there and went ""ain't that the truth""" "@OniLinkPlus I like that approach! I still dislike the classroom structure, but within that structure? That's a really good solution." "@jacquelinefilm It's a really dilemma, I'm not denying it. It's possible there is no good solution within the way schools are structured right now." """They can get it back after class"" I always did. I was usually on good terms with teachers, so I felt comfortable doing so on the rare occasions this happened. Not every kid is going to be as comfortable. And it's still theft either way." "And you might say, ""Toys are distracting, they're here to learn."" And you'd be right! Also: You're stealing from children, you fucking ghoul." Honestly in hindsight I'm surprised it took me so long to identify as an anarchist. Honestly I just hate the idea of any social structure where one asshole gets to rule over hundreds of other helpless people. Make the kid leave the class if they're being disruptive. Don't fucking STEAL from them. Christ. "I remember as a kid being horrified at the fact that teachers (more so in movies/TV but also IRL) would have, like, special cabinets/drawers where they kept all the toys they confiscated from kids. That kind of violation infuriated me. It still does. It's fucking theft." "@Stryc9Fuego ""Got em!"" is really good!" "@NewGenderWhoDis And I get that finding the right therapist can be extremely difficult, but you can even keep seeing them unless they're gonna dig their heels in and insist they can't help you if you don't stop doing sex work." "@NewGenderWhoDis Literally fuck your therapist's opinions on your job. You're allowed to draw that line. My response to something like that would be ""This aspect of my life is not changing. If that means I need to find a new therapist, so be it, but you don't get to say that to me again.""" @CaseyExplosion happy to see the beaver bother comment made the cut lol @sillygaymiria literally me "[cw censored transphobic slur by association] The worst part about being a Junkrat main is the sentence ""my tr*p was triggered"" is a thing you sometimes have to say and you feel gross every time." "@TheSecretCallie We're mutuals, but I don't know her very well. imo this is a quality cursed DM :V" @kirwinia @norintha (And I guess I help sometimes lol) "@kirwinia @norintha Don't worry, Jen does that on like a daily basis :V" "@JangotheBlueFox @GoodWitchLeigh If they're in prison, statistically they were put there because they're black. I don't really give a shit what the excuse is." "@norintha Four foxes, peeing on each other~" This tweet showed back up in my notifications SO OF COURSE WE'RE RETWEETING THIS WOOOOOOO "@AdrienneCohea @GoodWitchLeigh There's always that concern in the back of my head that they might be closeted trans women that need help understanding what that means but if they're gonna be shitheads and dig their heels in like this, no mercy." "@GoodWitchLeigh Tr*p is the only transphobic slur that has a clear, distinct definition outside of its use as a slur that is being INTENTIONALLY evoked when it's used to refer to trans women. This argument is beyond galaxy brain." "@GoodWitchLeigh It's transphobic, homophobic, and dehumanizing all at once. The fact that this is still seriously debated completely floors me." "@deathpigeon Adam ruins EVERYTHING, including your YouTube recommendations :V" "@deathpigeon best guess is the word ""trans""?" "@CaseyExplosion Same, same and same. I suspect she'll return. I hope I'm right." @FOURLUNG mad that this isn't real tbh @GoodWitchLeigh This one is way better imo "Siege is so, so good, y'all https://t.co/DxWN4rY4eH" "@Calliethulhu I love just assuming as a given that pipeweed is just weed because as I understand it, Tolkien HATED that association and insisted it was tobacco. So, you know, it was absolutely marijuana." @a_alice_nsfw @norintha @GoodWitchLeigh As long as it's not seen as a privilege. That shit on a long enough time scale gets people dehumanized and killed. "@deathpigeon Unlike every other person this country has denied voting rights to, rich people can voluntarily change the fact that they're rich. Give enough of your $ away and your interests don't conflict with the general public anymore, and you can vote again. It's a really smart solution." "@elysianechoes The fact that it's only on the Y axis really illustrates how terrible it is. I can think of a few very good reasons it's not on the X axis, but those same reasons can easily be applied to the Y." "Yeah he's pretty neat! Better than Cog imo, but I really need to play with the Weaponizer play pattern some more to get the full experience. https://t.co/GAzGlDexzF" "@GoodWitchLeigh I really don't get the common belief that criminals shouldn't be allowed vote, despite the fact that I used to believe it too. Is the concern that there's enough criminals to vote to make murder legal or something?" @nyaakat mood :/ "@norintha I love you too, to a degree words can't convey 💕" This guy's gonna make me want to re-buy Metroplex isn't he? https://t.co/QEJWenh47k "@KittenFemme Same, same, same and same 😍" @cum_paws Tummies. 1000%. "@squidlarkin Ugh, I hope she feels safe enough to come back some day. We needed her voice in this community." really the only downside to masturbating this way is when your clit is attached to a useless floppy hose it's hard to keep the vibrations where you want them grs can't come soon enough tbh "new massage wand works real good, heck >/////>" "I don't know how the hell I got lucky enough to be blessed with such amazing friends, but y'all are the best 💕" @APrivateRobin ffgsssghh st-steppy 💦 "@FlorenceLaReine @Calliethulhu We all had a similar phase, I think" "@QueenStodge Oh gosh that means a lot coming from you. You only just started following me, but thank you 💕💕💕" @RaeGun2k that was me earlier today :/ its the worst feeling @APrivateRobin im puddle @quatoria 💕💕💕 (I know you DM'd me. Working up DM spoons. Love you 💕) "@KittenFemme @quatoria You're both such good friends, thank you 💕" "THANK FUCK THIS SETTING EXISTS Motion controls have spacial, physical limitations. Joysticks don't. https://t.co/IWzdLJ7shC" splat time #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/eLemAVQ8su sorry "@quatoria @KittenFemme @nononoagh Phrasing it that way makes me feel even worse. You're right, I'm sorry I shared that." "@nononoagh @quatoria @KittenFemme But yeah, maybe this discussion should stop. I can't bear the thought of digging up this shit again and hurting people I care about." @nononoagh @quatoria @KittenFemme Group DMs stress me out. I'd rather not. "@quatoria @KittenFemme @nononoagh I think these micro-communities just vary a ton, is the answer here." "@nononoagh @KittenFemme @quatoria I do too, but I personally can't know if that pressure is subjective because of my sexuality." @KittenFemme @nononoagh @quatoria I understand what you're saying. I just have close friends who've been hurt by this discourse so I don't know how to discuss it :/ "@quatoria @nononoagh @KittenFemme No, I play that game too. I just don't want anyone reminding me popularity doesn't matter. It doesn't, but in some contexts, it's the price of admission for greater, more important goals." @KittenFemme @nononoagh @quatoria That might be part of the paradox here. "@DameKraft I'll keep that in mind, thank you so much 💕" @nononoagh @quatoria @KittenFemme And that's a HUGE REASON I want more sapphic transfemmes to have bigger platforms. "@quatoria @nononoagh @KittenFemme Yeah there's a huge filter on your way to the top of the popularity pile. And like, it's not about popularity, it's about platforms, visibility, and representation, but it's based in what amounts to a popularity contest." "@DameKraft A balance between self awareness and self shaming is a really great way to sum it up. That's been like, my entire fucking life." "@quatoria @KittenFemme Okay, off the top of my head Kat Blaque Stef Sanjati Natalie Wynn All huge names as far as trans women go, all mostly talk about dating men. Which again, is fine, I just want more representation :/" @quatoria @KittenFemme Like part of me wonders if one of the prices to pay to become well-known/famous/have a platform online as a transfemme is to act as straight as possible. "@quatoria @KittenFemme Meanwhile I could list off a TON of ""famous"" trans women who are mostly-masc-attracted. You see what I mean? And what sucks is that, on the ground level so to speak, we have the opposite problem. There is an anti-masc-attraction sense in the overall community." "@KittenFemme And it sucks because like, as an example because she's pretty popular on YT atm, Natalie Wynn isn't straight. At all. But she talks a LOT about dating boys. Which is fine, but I don't think the public perception is that she's sapphic, even though she is." "@quatoria @KittenFemme It feels really silly to put a number on it or something. Just... has a platform, I guess." "@DameKraft To be clear, that's a sentence invented by my head. It's a summation of this sense that I feel, that I strongly feel is propelled by my own anxieties and not something anyone in the community (or the community overall) actually believes." "@KittenFemme I'm kinda rambling all over the place, sorry >.>" "@KittenFemme I guess so. I just wish there was more prominent sapphic transfemmes, is also part of this. I have trouble connecting to a lot of ""famous"" transfemmes who always talk about dating boys. We have Riley J Dennis aaaaand... that's kinda it." "I feel it should be stated outright in case it isn't obvious that these are just thoughts I'm ashamed of and want to work PAST because I feel they can quickly become toxic. If I've hurt anyone by saying any of this, please tell me. I'll delete, apologize, both, whatever works." "@KittenFemme I didn't consciously assume any of this. These were deep-seated, unconscious beliefs if anything. Like I said, I should see a therapist about this." "There's also this irrational sense that I'm like, an immature tran. ""Oh, she's still a BINARY trans woman ONLY dating other transfemmes? *sigh* She'll grow out of that eventually"" is a thought no one I don't have blocked should be having, but y'know, scumbag brain." "@taralynirl Exactly. That's like a foundational belief of mine. I want everyone to date whoever makes them happiest, and I love that others have romantic and sexual interests I don't have! It makes life way more interesting." "@cordy_fox It helps a lot to hear that, thank you." @KittenFemme I completely get what you're saying. It's a good point and I wish there was a good answer to it. But I feel even shittier bringing all this up because I never really directly felt comphet. I don't know why I specifically am anxious about this. "@KittenFemme Yeah, I think that's part of it. But it's difficult to work through these feelings on social media without hurting masc-attracted transfemmes. I worry even what I've said already will be hurtful :/" "And I guess on some deep level I (wrongly, foolishly) assumed it worked that way for other transfemmes, but I know rationally it doesn't work that way. MOST trans people are bi. It's ridiculous that my brain does this." "For me, my sexuality and my transness are very closely linked. Getting to leave masculinity ENTIRELY was very freeing to me. I am a girl, and I date girls. The aspect of gender that tortured me for years is gone forever." "In my conscious mind, I hope it goes without saying that I have no issues with transfemmes dating men. I just really want my scumbag brain to stop panicking over it. It's so ridiculous." "It's not even a conscious thought of ""Oh they need to stop that."" It's just raw anxiety. Like I get these thoughts about ""Maybe that's what estrogen is supposed to do"" which is silly but still very anxiety-inducing." "So like, whenever I see a prominent transfemme go from only dating girls to trying to date boys, I've been feeling this rush of fear & anxiety And like, believe me, I know that feeling is not something to act on or share. I'm sharing it here because I really want to work past it" I really need a space to work through some anxiety I've been feeling that I recognize as extremely shitty given recent discourse and that I'm trying to work past or live within or something but talking it out helps so much. I should look into therapy. "On DM-heavy days it's basically constant stress. And it's not even that I hate replying to some people. I just need the freedom to take a break from the convo every now and then, but my OCD (I suspect) isn't letting me." "or ""Uhhhhh I just shouldn't check to avoid all that but there might be someone I WANT to talk to in there!""" "Basically not having that option is like, 90% of why I get overwhelmed with DMs. ""Oh, another DM. Oh, I don't really want to continue this conversation right now but if I DON'T reply right now I'll forget to reply""" "Twitter needs a ""Mark as unread"" option for DMs/messages tab. I want to be able to check and see if it's someone I want to reply to right now, but then not forget I have an unread/unreplied DM later." @Calliethulhu omg Candlejack was a rope dominant how did I never notice that @Esper_Lily Nothing will have monetary value in the future we're talking about. There won't be any money :P "@Esper_Lily Exactly! Now you're talking! It could just be a registry of games I've aquired (which feels nice to my OCD) and maybe offer some bonuses for number of games acquired! If there's no money, there's no limit on ANY of this!" @Esper_Lily It's really not. And if it is? Not my problem. Fuck capitalism. "@Esper_Lily Here's a solution: When the Switch is retired as a console and the servers go down (because the servers ALWAYS go down), the points expire. Done." "@AngryNerdBird I've never actually used the currency, so it's probably the same one. I just remember the earlier version of this system back in like, the GC and Wii days? I don't recall games expiring then, or at the very least you could register them and not get currency or something." "@ghoulsNgoats ""Hey queers! Why don't you ask your folks what they think about all this"" is the most galaxy-brained take I've seen all week." @nyaakat @Calliethulhu so is mine! D: "I dunno, I think I just like the idea of registering games that are absolutely *mine* (as opposed to Jen's or the households) feels really satisfying to me? Even if they all end up as games for the household, it's nice to know which ones I helped with, you know?" "We have a pretty sizable Switch collection between Jen and I, but a good portion of the games were must-have titles purchased recently, so MOST of them were expired, points-wise. Fuck capitalism. Give me your worthless made up currency so I might buy some silly prizes, Nintendo." There's something particularly scummy about My Nintendo rewards points only being available for games for a certain period of time before they expire so they limit who has access to their cheap-ass prizes. Got my new massage wand! Here's how you use the waterproof charging port: Just sliiiiiide it gently into its soft hole. What? https://t.co/LdBF94MOpj @Kaelyrhn >/////> "@tiptransformed 1969, actually! But they make a remake of it every so often and they did one in the 80s which is why I know it and why I originally said 30 years ago, heh" @NoraReed why are its glasses so crooked it's bothering me so much I used to laugh at: Jokes I now laugh at: The weirdly specific capitalization of that title "It's 2am and I'm fucking losing it over ""Kirby is Round and so are Testicles, Maybe that's Something""" @softgirlrobin @emuchaton I also need to know this @emuchaton It's like 9am in the UK I think! "@ScribbledSmut Well, also, it's easier to meet people on here than Tumblr. Not sure why that is." "@ScribbledSmut You came out as trans on here, tho. That brings in more follows from other trans folks." @GoodWitchLeigh It's both cool and squicky and I hatelove that I have that inside me now D: @NikatinePrime @mae_bun_ as a furry i find this highly dubious @deathpigeon @tolntran I THINK I CAN FEEL THEM AAAAAAAAA @deathpigeon @tolntran they are but aaaaaaaaaaa @deathpigeon @tolntran aaaaaaaa do I seriously have that in my tits aaaaaaaa D: @Anarcho_Vampire QUALITY STUFFIE CONTENT @JayeTweet MOOD (I swear my love of stuffies and memorizing of 80s Sesame Street songs (both into adulthood) was present before I realized I was little >.>) and yes I'm aware of how little on main that sounds shut up >_> "Okay but there's a Sesame Street song from like 30 years ago where Big Bird thinks the alphabet is one big word and part of the lyrics are, It starts out like an A-word As anyone can see But somewhere in the middle It gets awfully queer to me" @OniLinkPlus @TenaciousRanch It's all thanks to Mistress being the best at finding amazing people tbh :3 @MaiaFranklyn You're adorable tho the structure of this joke is flawed :P @nyaakat same :/ @0xbabebeef Extremely cute! I really need to be held rn Sorry for sad on main :/ @Kate_Bunni @Fem_Thursday @TenaciousRanch Hey I was gonna say that :P Jen has been out of town and Mistress keeps falling asleep on the couch so I keep spending my nights alone in a king sized bed and I really hate it. I feel really lonely tonight but I don't think Twitter is gonna help :/ @trgrrl @GoodWitchLeigh He literally did the thing he joked about Rey expecting him to do @FrigidElfChild Yeah I saw that and got angrier than I can to admit Literally every time we talk about plural stuff we forget to hashtag it lol @cyberslutfaye hhheck that looks nice 😍💦 "@FOURLUNG I tried some for the first time too recently and yeah, it was something else. Really chill and relaxing." @elysianechoes LOL @hemmingcost I like to say I took the long way around figuring out I was gay :V "@DysphoriaQueen @Anarcho_Vampire Yea R2 swears like a sailor that's why they censor it. (But no seriously one at least one occasion 3PO says ""You watch your language"")" @elysianechoes @princessproto 💕💕💕 @Jennimason0990 I don't know. I wish it'd stop. "I'm the lesbianest lesbian to ever lesbian, cis men basically terrify me, and even I don't feel the need to shame anyone for liking men. Jesus Christ." Can my sapphic transfemme siblings please back the fuck off of masc-attracted transfemmes? Thanks. @deathpigeon @GoodWitchLeigh Oh yeah I wanted tits so bad I did draw a lot of them you're right @deathpigeon @GoodWitchLeigh There was nothing trans about that Judy Hopps smut :V It DID get very gay at one point tho @GoodWitchLeigh I mentioned this earlier but SAME @GoodWitchLeigh didn't we JUST HAVE DISCOURSE OVER THIS @zandravandra Like a 7 tbh >.> @gwen_no_fear gosh you're the best 💕 @hemmingcost I love that meme so much "@gwen_no_fear I'M A THIRSTY FLOWER, VIOLET" @princessproto I WAS WORRIED I DO IT TOO MUCH AND WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS COOL >//////> @DevourerRose We've noticed! :P "@nyaakat It takes a long time to process, and I think that's true for everyone. Not to diminish your experience, just to hopefully let you know you're not alone." "@nyaakat I didn't want to be an adult either, so I decided to skip it! :P But seriously, I get what you mean. For me it took many years for it to start feeling real." hecked up no one's peeing on me tbh @nyaakat *offers hugs* I remember that feeling and of course you're valid 💕 @tinyterrorposs @ACrimsonSun i had the exact same thought just now weird "GIVE ME A PINK HAIR LINK AMIIBO, NINTENDO" "They haven't made a LttP/LBW Link Amiibo yet, have they? Despite having like every other version of Link?" @lumpenrose Inky the octopus! He's a Beanie Baby I wanted as a kid but wasn't able to get until I was an adult and Beanie Baby prices were super cheap lol @Lewd_Go_Round_ @quatoria @Chopin_42 >////> heck "I found a spot for my blue whelpling stuffie!! She'd been lingering in a box near my PC because I really wanted to display her over there, but there's really just no more room, so she's a bedroom stuffie now :3 https://t.co/7JPe72BVbA" @Fem_Thursday Agreed! 💕 "@Fem_Thursday Yeah I started leaning into it when I got back on Twitter as well, which was several months into being out as trans. I think I'm just tapping into the cuteness I had to bottle up online during my teen years." @norintha I love YOU tons 💕💕💕 "They're never actual ends of course, and sometimes I get the flow of the conversation wrong and the chat keeps going right away, but I feel like they're really good stopping points." @norintha LOL fair :P "I wanna know if I'm the only person that will use heart emojis as ""ends"" to text conversations." @deathpigeon 2 You're not a 1 SOLELY because sometimes I just know you're going to be a contrarian and that might make me rethink saying some things (but I usually go ahead and say them anyway because 💕) "@VerafiedBabe @GoodWitchLeigh @Rory__Walker That's a fair point, honestly (even if I don't recognize that name off the top of my head >.>)" @Teysa_Envoy could've fooled me "@FinalBossFemme ""friendship kiss""" "@VerafiedBabe @GoodWitchLeigh @Rory__Walker I think so, yeah. That sounds familiar. Fantastic art and a story that egg-me really, really needed in her life at the time, but he's still a dude so it feels very awkward." @nyaakat the fuck do those bullies know? you're gorgeous D:< "@mattaki_utsuro @Calliethulhu I'm really bad at finishing books, but I liked the first few chapters if I'm being honest." @nyaakat your eyes are just so pretty heck "@tamzinblake @Transhockeygirl The existence of the word foursome but lack of the word fivesome suggests that five is definitely, indisputably, an orgy. Four probably is too, but five weeds out the pedants :P" @GoodWitchLeigh I love her so much omg @Rory__Walker @GoodWitchLeigh Yeah I always forget his name. I thought for sure he'd be bi or maybe even came out as trans since I last heard about him. Sounds like my hopes were in vain. "@GoodWitchLeigh @Rory__Walker It's just sometimes it feels kinda like... come out as trans or get off the pot, you know?" "@GoodWitchLeigh @Rory__Walker InCase and that person who makes that one wlw bdsm comic have always struck me as kind of appropriate-y, but I don't know their personal stories (or pronouns, for that matter) and I'm fine with appreciating their art." @GoodWitchLeigh @CeltThulhu Oh heck I didn't know that! That's so awesome! I wonder how many eggs Tumblr helped to hatch. It breaks my heart future eggs won't have that :/ @CeltThulhu @GoodWitchLeigh Yeah Tumblr was so lewd in the queerest way possible. I'm only half joking when I say Tumblr turned me trans. It's a tragedy all that is gone :/ @GoodWitchLeigh That's why I seek out trans porn artists. They're so much less shitty about it. "@squidlarkin @quatoria @Transhockeygirl That's pretty much what I would try to do if I had to plan an orgy, lol. They're rarely THAT planned tho tbh" "This was around 2001 for context, btw. And I didn't use the word bottom. There were otaku/weeb terms that were used to explain it to me that I'm too embarrassed to type ever again!" "I learned what ""gay"" was when I was 14 on a Sonic the Hedgehog message board. I wish that was an elaborate shitpost, but it's true lol And immediately after learning about it? I was like, ""Oh yeah, I'm a bottom for sure.""" Back in the day Rareware's website let you send in fan mail and it was pretty much guaranteed that you'd get your email published if you were weird enough. And I was definitely weird enough. I saw basically every letter I sent get published to the site. "@quatoria @Transhockeygirl (Meant to say ""once you're past 4"" but my overall point is there)" "@quatoria @Transhockeygirl I feel like once you're past 5 it can be hard to make sure everyone's having a good time, but if you can keep everyone happy, the more the merrier! I'd love to try 6 sometime! :3" @Calliethulhu It really is. I bought his goddamn book D: "@Transhockeygirl @GoodWitchLeigh That's the hottest thing I've read all day tbh, congrats!" "@Transhockeygirl I appreciate this energy so much. Threesomes are so much fun. My record is five, which is Officially An Orgy, but it only happened once and I'd like to do it with cooler people next time lol" "@Calliethulhu Maybe he wants to rise to the top socially. The most I've ever wanted out of Twitter was to meet lots of cool people, make friends, and maybe turn that into a way to survive financially (which thankfully hasn't become necessary for me). It's troubling that he thinks this way." @Calliethulhu I mean I'm loving these hot dunks tbh @TanksleyJosh I know I really want one!! Muk is one of my favorite Gen I Pokemon! 😭😭 "anyway that was fun ps, have a bonus image i found that i'm presenting without comment https://t.co/3mYaN0yV0T" @ListlessLegend Of course gender queer counts! You can call me a slut if you want :V @Calliethulhu I keep seeing friends post this meme and it's probably not for friends but: You're a 1 for sure 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh *giggles mischievously* @GoodWitchLeigh I dunno if this meme is intended for friends to answer lol @GoodWitchLeigh You're a 1 to me tbh! @trgrrl @Calliethulhu he got guillotined by his own edge "@tinybird420 You're a 1 to me! Completely approachable, friendly and sweet 💕" @FinalBossFemme It's so insultingly what's going on I don't understand how she thinks you can't tell. "@FinalBossFemme ""I'm trying hard too"" was the shit my mom kept saying (also nominally an ally) before I told her to stop telling me that. I'm done hearing it. It just hurts me to hear her be so inconsiderate." @Lewd_Go_Round_ @Chopin_42 @quatoria AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAA @Chopin_42 @quatoria aaaaaaaaa thank /)///////////(\ @JessicaNgtmare You can skip the G1 cartoon but the movie is really something special. @transgirlinSEA absolutely~ 😘 @ModelOmega_ thank you! >.< @FairlyLip th-thanks >/////> @quatoria @Rory__Walker dgfdshgfhghgfd @quatoria You'll have to use your imagination :P "@Rory__Walker @quatoria yyeah this is bumping my tiddies to main, thanks >////>" @quatoria s-still >/////> @quatoria kdjsalgfhbdu;hUGHHKL m-moo >.< @quatoria fdnbhjaksglhSIGB;GF DID YOU TRACK THIS DOWN JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I SOUND LIKE IRL >/////> @chibikonatsu It really is! It feels so right :3 @FinalBossFemme Oof D: @QueerGirlEmilie I get the impression a lot of peoples' experiences vary when it comes to that particular side effect. @KittenFemme I'm sorry :/ @elysianechoes fgdhd ththank you >< "@gwen_no_fear @DongsJ The best way to fight atrophy is to try to get hard more often, so yes going off HRT would help if that's what you want to do." @magicalfeyfenny It really is!! :333 @DongsJ yeah it hurts in the weirdest way "@StebMcDreb RIGHT??? The two concepts used to be inseparable! Now I can feel all kinda of girl horny (which even feels different, at least for me) without needing to be reminded I have a girldick :3" "When I do get hard, I can sometimes feel the atrophy which squicks me out, but it also will often trigger my dysphoria which suuuuuucks Estrogen boners are easier to kill but they still don't go away as fast as I'd like them to." "I really love how HRT has decoupled getting horny from getting hard. I can still get hard in the right circumstances, it's just way less frequent But I can still get squirmy and horny long before the girldick wakes up. And for someone with genital dysphoria, that's such a relief" "This movie has already got me. They have my money and I haven't even spent it yet. Just put me in that world for 2 hours, I need it." "I'm literally crying. The one-two punch of such beautiful nostalgia + my dad dying when I was 13... no fair, detective pikachu D: https://t.co/zWSbEP3e3O" "@l4dyb0ners thanks, slut~ 💕" @StebMcDreb hhhhhg "@PersephoneHime I'm sure Mistress has all sorts of ideas, hehe" @AureliaB1986 @quatoria i'm ashamed that i'm still kinda turned on @KamenSpider 💕💕💕 @quatoria b-breeding is kinda useful >/////> @quatoria wdsgfdsgdgfffgsdgfdfghff @FairlyLip th-that's not what i meant by help >////> 💦 @quatoria like im tryin to be clever in my responses but i'm too sqquirmy >.< @quatoria ffhhghhh *nods* uh-huh oh no there's a lot of people making me squirmy now helpp @quatoria jghfyyyess @quatoria hhhhhgh oh heck that's a good idea Mistress has already talked about ear tags hhhnnnnnngg @pixeljadeart Yeah it's a cultural icon :V @FairlyLip hhhhhgg t-true >/////< @FlorenceLaReine Thank you! 💕 (And of course it's okay!) "@Venomous9 You did amazing, sweetie! 😘" @DanaGoblin th-thank you! >/////< @Venomous9 hhhhhgg thank you :333 @FlorenceLaReine That's awesome! @quatoria The one and only~ :3 "@ozmthole hhheck thank you, slut! :3" @FlorenceLaReine It's a pretty common mood among transfemmes is seems :3 anyone who isn't a cis man is allowed to call me a slut whenever they want btw in any of y'all were curious 👀 "@QueenStodge Yep I've gotten basically every figure so far except Sideswipe, Hound & Magnus, and they've all been stellar. I was really surprised with Prowl! His legs are kinda tiny, but transforming him is so much fun and I love his alt mode. WAAAAAY better than Universe Prowl, lol" "@QueenStodge When they first announced Siege I'm pretty sure MP Hound was already announced or hinted at so I was like ""Easy pass."" But that was before Siege got its hooks into me. Now I really, really want that Hound. Siege has been a really solid line so far." @elysianechoes driving is for bigs! D:< "@GoodWitchLeigh omg i had no idea these concepts were metaphorical! i was so confused like how am i supposed to kill myself in the past? wouldn't that make paradoxes??? thanks, overly serious trans meme-maker!" MORE UPDATE: The frustrating thing about living in the country is the place where I pick up my mail is like a 45 minute round trip walk from my house. That's a really rough estimate because what I usually do is ask people with drivers licences to pick stuff up for me lol https://t.co/Bs5XY5RDzx "@gemofthenight1 @MyNameIsGriffon True, I just assumed everyone was caught up on that, lol. The recent stuff has been a constant meltdown, tho." "@Calliethulhu It's all about hierarchical structure to right-wing assholes. The rest of us see this as giving people a fighting chance, right-wingers see this as cheating people to the top of the pyramid." @princessproto Cute kupo shirt! @pixeljadeart TRUE FACTS It's the most obvious comparison to make. "@pixeljadeart Oh fuck you beat me by an hour! I wasn't checking the comments, I've had him blocked for months now lol. Great minds think alike! :P" "i'm only like 50 likes behind his original tweet vampire castle minions, let's beat his social capital score or something lol" @itsviviactually Cis people really need to catch up on gender lol (And thank you 💕) "@QueenStodge Social media breaks are usually a good idea, but hopefully your folks realize that you being trans is just who you are and there's no ""influencing"" going on." @Lewd_Go_Round_ @ACrimsonSun i can neither confirm or deny this @ACrimsonSun listen i don't deserve to be called out like this okay @MyNameIsGriffon Then it got worse here: https://t.co/ftSz38gIE1 "@MyNameIsGriffon He's just making more and more of an ass of himself. From what I saw, it all started here: https://t.co/E2PbAlQGcX" i'm seeing so many big leftist accounts like this tweet he's not kidding when he says he's canceled fucking lol @ACrimsonSun hhhhhg >/////> "@nyaakat ""oh i guess it was a dry one this time"" (it wasn't a dry one)" @Lord_Kristine Jurassic Park: Sam Neill Is So Very Tired "@NewGenderWhoDis You're so goddamn gorgeous, heck 💕" @APrivateRobin eternal mood "@MaiaFranklyn don't worry, i only bought it for the vibration~" @APrivateRobin i thought the femme-y ribbon heart helped explain what it was but oh well :P UPDATE: God is dead D:< https://t.co/00gxZcZlu6 "@2damntrans how on earth did they get the impression that by ""oppressing"" we meant ""not being trans""? these people have brain worms" @CookieCyboid these pics are so good omg "@APrivateRobin @nyaakat It's very catchy. A lot of songs in the 80s were like that. Creepy lyrics, but really catchy music." @Hypnothulhu ggoals >////< @nyaakat how did i miss these pics when they were first uploaded??? you're so goddamn cute??? @nyaakat @APrivateRobin oh no the poor bab has never heard of the 80s D: @cherubelly hhheck that's some good deployment @Transhockeygirl always :3 @sillygaymiria never! >:3 @Transhockeygirl if only there was a way we could help each other 🤔 @Transhockeygirl @ScribbledSmut @sillygaymiria @NewGenderWhoDis y'know it sounds like we have a shared interest~ @Transhockeygirl @ScribbledSmut @sillygaymiria @NewGenderWhoDis hi there Natalie~ :3 @Transhockeygirl @ScribbledSmut @sillygaymiria @NewGenderWhoDis my breeder kink ass seeing this thread on my TL: owo what's this? @ToniQueene this might sound kinda gay but... yes @FairlyLip musk legit just turns off my brain tbh 😍 @FairlyLip >/////> @Hypnothulhu hi this thread is real good >/////> @Hypnothulhu hhhhhhhhhg 💦 happy easter everyone lol same energy https://t.co/xfzsCYCyZW @ScribbledSmut heck you're right there's a ton of hypo fuel in trek @XylariaVG I'm only half watching while it's on on the TV but I haven't heard their language yet! @ScribbledSmut As a kid with a MASSIVE transformation fetish that episode Did Things to me tbh i mean you have to die first but you get to be TF'd into this amazing hotness??? sign me up! https://t.co/wO4JE4fPl5 "I knew Voyager had salamander TF, but I didn't know it had hot alien TF that's so awesome" @FrigidElfQueen wholesome tweet I'm always the last to hear about stuff like this because I have all the TERFs blocked lol "In case you haven't seen this yet, TERFs are getting dunked on https://t.co/7ZiCFvA7io" @Womans_Place_UK https://t.co/5FJIN3yud0 @chibikonatsu I understand 💕 @TheR3dPainter NICE @ThatHeckinBirby that's a mood :/ "@chibikonatsu I mean, as long as everyone is over 18 I don't have an issue with who's listening." "@tainkirrahe If you go back and look at the star pattern on the door that leads to the Crystal Gems' bedrooms, it was lightly hinted at :3" @uselessneetgirl I resent the accusation that I'd be talking about diapers on main! But yes :V @Lewd_Go_Round_ You can try two! I'm just bein safe :3 Most people: Avengers Endgame is 3 hours long! Make sure you take a bathroom break before the movie and don't drink lots of soda!! Littles: *cackling mischievously* "@XylariaVG I often which I at least had a more interesting gender, lol" "Still wanna wait until by boobers have had a solid 3 years to grow, but the apprehension I felt I think has gone away. Thanks, lowkey horny dream! :D" "I've been so nervous about getting them pierced, but from what I hear it's just: Severe pain, quickly followed by an awesome endorphin rush, followed by some soreness while it heals, then you get sexy nipple piercings to play with for life??? That sounds entirely bearable tbh." "This is just me reflecting on the ridiculousness of the juxtaposition between cis expectations of transfemmes vs the reality within the community. I'm like a basic model trans, lol. There's a ton of us. Yet cis people think ""lesbian trans woman"" is supposed to be an oxymoron." Cis person: So you're a trans woman... lesbian? That's so weird! Me: Actually in the trans community I'm considered something a basic bitch. I'm even a BINARY trans woman. That's boring as shit! Cis person: trans... woman... lesbian... ?????? [equations fly past their eyes] @transfilmtheory We care about you a lot. Please stay safe 💕 @upandoutcomic why are cishet men "@aluminumcuffs As soon as I get photoshop installed on this PC again, I'll draw Lara demonified asap :3" @aluminumcuffs SHE ALREADY HAS HORNS KINDA IT'S PERFECT @NeonNympho Yeah I don't much care for Owen Grady either :P @DevourerRose Last one TODAY There's at least two more in here. We think. It's kinda complicated when it's polyfrag x.x @bunnarchist ihgedfghfjfdsafdg i hhhavent even tried wwetting yet >/////< @bunnarchist PHRASING >//////> "@chibikonatsu The main reason I can be bad at censoring my kinks is because I'm a very open person, but it has the added benefit of being a filter that only let's in people I know are cool with who I really am. I'd rather the kinkshamers be scared away as early as possible." LAST ONE WE PROMISE x.x "@lumpenrose I don't like making and remaking pinned tweets too often on the same day, but I'll remember to add the drone and politics stuff next time I revise it :P" @bunnarchist yyea >/////< @lumpenrose The politics will come back. Just wasn't in the mood to include them in this iteration. @lumpenrose SHIT I FORGOT TO MENTION I'M A DRONE SOMETIMES FUCK @bunnarchist TO BE FAIR i was tweeting about stuffies before i knew I was little >////> @transgirlinSEA Well nice to finally meet y'all 💕 (tfw lowkey is actually highkey) nah but seriously i hold back most of it on here :V Pardon our dust! This last edit should be all we need. We think. "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Polyamorous | lowkey little on main | muskslut | gay disaster | brat Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J), Iris (-I) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕💕💕" "@bunnarchist That's in the pinned tweet, but I kinda love the idea of specifically saying ""lowkey little on main"" instead of just ""little"" so I might have to change it again lol" "@transgirlinSEA In fairness, I couldn't encompass all of me into one bio either lol I didn't know y'all were plural!" @ActualSkullgrin my gay ass: *gets the right one pierced three times* I'm still shocked I fit all that into a coherent sentence. "There, NOW I have a new bio. I think this sums up just about everything you'll find here (minus how little I can be at times :V) https://t.co/CvaXKfc3Tu" "*switches and dommes, dammit i always do that without thinking power bottoms and subby tops are valid" switches and tops are really good at making cursed tweets i've noticed @Roodypatooti @ErinInTheMorn @FrigidElfQueen Only if you follow Piper first :P "had a dream where i got my right nipple pierced it was... a very good dream >.< (dunno why it was only the right one, tho-- i want both done for sure)" Now if I ever need a d-pad for my Switch I'm all set https://t.co/FV3i0hKZQw this is such a good idea why have i never thought of this??? i should give my fursona a succubus makeover :3 @NewGenderWhoDis yessssssss same (LRT) jackalope with devil horns! JACKALOPE WITH DEVIL HORNS!! J̘̯̜͇̥͠A̰̗̟̣C̵̺ͅK̩̥̦̯̯̕A̫̺̻͇̫Ḽ̢͍̗̣̻̫O̧̩̯P̸̻E̶̦̺̤̰̳ ̪͓͞W̻͚̞̱̬̩̤͝I̝̫͍̰̦T̙̖͔̖̤̩́H͓ ̡̗̙D̤̙͉͔̜̗ͅE̴͖̻̱ͅVI̪̤͕̙̤͙̻Ļ͔̗̻͎̘ͅ ̥̠̪̤̱͟ͅH̼̤͙̘̫͈O͕̜̩͔̫O̸̭O͕͍̖̗ͅÓ̙͎̩̺̗͇O̵͖̱͉̻̠̫̲ṚN̛̺̭S̺͢!̺̼͖̣̜̳͢ͅ!̭͚͖̳͠!̼̗̱͎̗̮͠!̦̖̜ TRUE FACTS THANK U @AutomatonVixen hhhhhggggh one of the main minions has my deadname i hatelove this >.< being called a slut legit gives me gender euphoria @AutomatonVixen i hate how much of a slut for bad ends i am that even that sounds hot @weedlewobble this is my favorite comment today thank you @AutomatonVixen hhhh this unit isn't called by its number very often... f-feels nice >////< @AutomatonVixen wait i already clicked agree what was that last part??? "At about 7 months old, I've already taught Archimedes his name! He was walking through the kitchen and I said ""Hi Archimedes!"" and he stopped and looked at me. Teaching kitties their names is weirdly magical to me. It's one of the few places were direct communication happens." @aliceinfamous @TenaciousRanch so for the record: cute aaaaaand... cute "@maegodhavemercy Defunctland is probably the best, but I also like Expedition Theme Park and Yesterworld" @GoodWitchLeigh Gender euphoria is a helluva drug :3 But you're prettier than any cis girl 💕 "@maegodhavemercy Disney parks in particular are a passion of mine. I worked at WDW 11 years ago and it was mostly pretty rough (the College Program is for most folks), but I'm still really happy I was able to do that :3" "@maegodhavemercy I've been reading about theme parks (especially rides that don't exist anymore, those are fascinating to me) for many, many years. There's been a recent uptick in YouTube channels dedicated to that stuff and I've been enjoying it immensely." @GoodWitchLeigh you're goddamn right you are "@GoodWitchLeigh like MAYBE the argument is ""this conversation started out talking about trans women specifically"" but it's still really shitty to then basically say ""don't you dare make this language a little bit more inclusive""" i'm worried no one will understand wtf i'm saying but rest assured that was explained accurately "so tonight i saw a trans woman reply to a joke that could be summed up as ""lol all transfemme people start out not knowing anything about fashion, don't worry"" with ""i'm not transfemme please don't include me in this"" and like i'm so goddamn tired y'all" "I loved Jimmy Neutron but also: Calm down, Gen Zers." "I have a new-ish obsession with videos about old theme park rides and one weird habit all the main channels seem to do is act like they're being paid by the theme park in their descriptions of things. eg ""Jimmy Neutron was a wildly famous cartoon loved the world over"" lol wut" "@LibbyLights I ended up having to figure this out on my own, but this is really helpful advice that every newly out trans girl should hear, thank you 💕" @GoodWitchLeigh whomst among us didn't do the same damn thing @GoodWitchLeigh SAME THO @Potatopolitics This is actually really good advice. I ended up figuring this out on my own but I could've used this advice early in my transition. Wtf. @GoodWitchLeigh yeah i feel like all my cis friends who are cool enough to get trans humor are also cautious enough to never make jokes like i've had friends give me dead silence when i joke about trans stuff. they never know when it's okay to laugh lol @GoodWitchLeigh does the third category even exist "@ZJemptv I HATED driving and awhile back I needed a renewed ID before I could afford to replace my glasses so I got a state ID, then waited too long to renew my license. The thought of taking a driver's test now as a trans woman? Not even a little bit worth it, fuck that." "@ScribbledSmut Not with the tweet you replied to, but yes :3" @ScribbledSmut also are you saying you're a thirsty flower~? "@ScribbledSmut that's what portable, wearable bathrooms are for~ :3" christ might not be risen but my girldick's about to be :V :V :V THE UNIVERSE HEARD MY REQUEST AND IT'S NOW BEING DELIVERED ON EASTER-FUCKING-SUNDAY THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST MIRACULOUS THING TO HAPPEN ON THIS DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD https://t.co/X9Zgxd0ItI "@Kate_Bunni @tinybird420 ""snake people, or sneople"" https://t.co/xFgHbAqzgP" @tinybird420 completely irredeemable imo "@CatkinsLap Do not, my friend, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence." @ZJemptv Happy birthday!!! 💕🎂🎉 @aluminumcuffs same tho "@ExistentialEnso Oh wait I do remember this. It's been a few months, lol Yeah, that show rocks" "@ExistentialEnso I love that show but I don't think I remember that episode? Might be a new one. And yeah, Garret rocks." "resistance might be futile, but it's also fun :3" @NeonNympho where's the goat??? D: @Kalindlara I think you're cute so there 💕 @nyaakat (I'm SO EXCITED for everyone to meet :333) @nyaakat you can count on me o7 @KittenFemme :3c :3c :3c @KittenFemme ur cute owo @KittenFemme hhhi >.> @NeonNympho @pup2nogood hhh second'd @NewGenderWhoDis HI THIS THREAD IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE YOU TBH HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY 💕💕💕 @gwen_no_fear All of that is incredibly fucked up :/ @GoodWitchLeigh that's incredibly cruel why am i so turned on @AutomatonVixen @WilloIllo @RainaThrownAway @Calliethulhu @Taminaminam s-same >////> @gwen_no_fear omg i'll probably never see one again in my entire life that rocks @gwen_no_fear Urinals in general were always kinda harrowing for me. @MetteusAtoll extremely 😍💕💕💕 goals i hope when people picture me little this gif's energy is envisioned @JennyOutrageous @GoodWitchLeigh Yup. He-Man canon is also really kinky. @CookieCyboid oh heck i'm excited for this :3 @GoodWitchLeigh i approve of this idea @AutomatonVixen @Calliethulhu @Taminaminam whomst among us isn't a slut for bad ends tho @nyaakat *hugs* @ghoulsNgoats @nyaakat autobonks vs deceptidoms [cw drugs] i hope the goddess of 420 appreciates that i'm taking the biggest hits i can rn @nyaakat people who don't understand boundaries like that legitimately scare me @nyaakat AAAAAAAAAAAAA D: D: D: @TimonicWulfgar Sure! <3 "@LunaDragofelis Nope! I played a ton of Splatoon 1, but I didn't buy a Switch until a few months ago, and it's just been a case of having the extra money to buy it since then." @TimonicWulfgar $35! I've been needing a cordless one for a while now and I really like how compact it is. We'll see if it's any good lol https://t.co/RzKFZ2Eay0 no but seriously can these both arrive sooner plz how amazon knows i'm a queer: https://t.co/zAsBRwBekP "@norintha Same and same. As long as we're both at a loss of words, we understand each other, I suppose. I'm so happy that I get to spend the rest of my life with you 💕💕💕" "@GoodWitchLeigh Okay, but because I'm a massive nerd I wanna share that he used to be named Keldor, and is from a race of blue-skinned people called the Gar. Acid melted his face off but he was saved from death and renamed by Hordak. He-Man canon is really weird if you couldn't guess." Sometimes even being a polyam transbian living in a trans commune means you get the house to yourself https://t.co/2rqVD3e4FZ I LOVE THIS WOMAN A WHOLE BUNCH OMG 💕💕💕 @Roodypatooti YESSSSSSSS "The definition they're ACTUALLY working under is ""adult human female who was born with a vagina"" but the gimmick is supposed to be that ""this is the definition you find in the dictionary"" & no dictionary would ever define it that way for what to the rest of us are obvious reasons" @implejr she's also probably a top :V @implejr Here's where I bought mine! They're probably on Amazon too lol https://t.co/qL8EHQ29WC "If your ""simple definition"" can't account for the fact that the people you're trying to exclude fit comfortably within it because colloquially ""female"" doesn't mean what you need it to mean, you're entire gotcha is kinda bullshit, innit?" "I don't like stealing memes from the right. I don't like the idea that they're dictating the language we use. That said: ""Adult human female"" has got to be the stupidest TERF meme of all time. There's a reason a lot of trans women made shirts with basically the same language." @TheSecretCallie Parasocial relationships! I had to have a friend point out to me that's what that shit is. Somehow I never connected those dots before. I thought I wasn't famous enough. (I haven't had this exact problem but I've had similar issues with strangers wanting validation) "@gwen_no_fear My mom framed it as grieving too. I don't think most cis people framing it that way are capable of understanding how hurtful that is to us. ""That person who you were, the one that was slowly killing you while you existed as them? I miss them terribly.""" haruko haruhara says gay rights https://t.co/XR7uIoyo2F @Calliethulhu the phaser blasts sound like moans~ "@Icyrain35 Because there's no 20th month however, the American ordering makes more sense :P Blame Los Angeles high schools like 20+ years ago. Apparently that's where the ""420"" thing came from." @imrileywest my mouth is a fuckhole and my girldick is pathetic soooooo giving :3 @nyaakat okay but like you're so goddamn cute tho "Maybe not something on THIS scale, but... who knows? Who's willing to buy like 6 Cogs and 4 Shockwaves to try it? :V" "I just remembered the existence of Bumblecron, an ancient meme from toy collecting days gone past. Not my picture, for Bumblecron's story has since passed into legend. I feel like Siege could give us something like this within the intended play pattern of the line lol https://t.co/7wXTbeGUIG" "@notCursedE They'll say ""A womb"" and when you say ""I said ALL cis women"" they'll be like ""oUTlierS eXISt bUT It's stILL esSeNTiaL"" and never once realize the point of the exercise." "I've been calling @norintha my girlfriend for a year now. I love her so, so much and I'm so glad she's a part of my life. Happy 4/20, Jen 💕💕💕" "@MetteusAtoll Super normal from what I understand. My ex who was cis used to leave a little bit of hair on the shower wall after showers, and I remember reading a thread a while back about a cis dude who lived with a bunch of cis women for a while and noticed they all did that too." @emuchaton the purest kind of self love there is @FOURLUNG i think i can guess the answer but i'm still curious :3 @GoodWitchLeigh insomnia gang @toygrind Also featuring a toy that was designed by someone who was likely high. @ZJemptv I love your hair! "@lara_santaella @BoringNerdyKate I'm so sorry, Lara. That's awful." @lara_santaella @BoringNerdyKate I have trouble with it too for similar reasons :/ @ImpaledOnAPyre That's a really common mood. I don't even want kids but I desperately wish I could get pregnant. Dysphoria sucks :/ @Mewociti That's the plan for the Siege shelf for sure! So many blast-y bits :3 """But Kat, shareholders and indecency laws in other countries, also these other excuses!"" Yes, it's true, most companies are spineless, greedy and completely lacking in even basic morality, I agree!" This is literally: Trans people: *exist* Bigots: I don't like seeing trans people exist. Their existence threatens my belief system! Trans people: Fucking excuse me? Companies with shareholders and no morals: Well I can't make heads or tails of this! This is too political! I'm a trans woman. So is Caitlyn Jenner. I'm a far-left anarchist. Jenner... is not. The ONLY thing we politically have in common is that some people believe we don't deserve human rights. Otherwise we're just... trans. A thing that humans sometimes are. "@FairlyLip okay, well I'm not going to assume the best when they literally don't tell me the full story no company deserves that that much credit" @FairlyLip Then that should've been their stated reason. "Me: Oh hey, some fan-made trans positivity in Smash! The world doesn't always suck 24/7! Nintendo: We can't have such politics in our video game! Me: I literally just exist like this? The only people making this political want me dead? Nintendo: We saved the day again." love it when a beloved video name company tacitly calls my existence a political statement being trans is mostly exhausting "@Uber_Anne I think there's benefits to both styles. It's hard for me to pick a favorite, honestly." @flowercrownderg okay but this is the cutest thing i've ever read???? I'm a little sad tonight It's like bein big sad but there's even more stuffy cuddling @RebeccaCuddles Huge mood @MintDragoness It's okay. I'll probably forget that name before I watch it tbh lol <3 "One major downside is this, being a Funko Pop, can't capture Haruko's eyes. Figma when? https://t.co/PLYhU2DAtA" @MintDragoness no spoilers for the new series please! i'm a little behind Really glad this was made AFTER Funko stopped giving every female character a twig for a body. https://t.co/e6GEmrl2Sb This is actually more detail than I was expecting tbh. There's the pull cord starter thingy https://t.co/u57dQQPF4d what kind of lesbian would I be if I didn't buy this tho https://t.co/lz4WiWIFRH @avn_0216_m who even needs thoughts anyway D:< @tinybird420 No but seriously that doesn't even look like you! Two coats was all he needed! His shoulders can actually hold a pose now! https://t.co/MtABv0M5sP "@GwenStarlight I maintain the 1986 movie is the best piece of G1 media. I love the aesthetic of G1 so much, but the cartoon's visuals are pretty dated and the toys are... okay? For their time? I prefer Generations and Masterpiece? lol But the movie for what it is? Basically flawless." @GwenStarlight One of my favorite tracks from that album is Escape. I just love the mood it puts me into. Like I wish my life just sounded like that always @ThatHeckinBirby 💕💕💕 @Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight omg blitzwing is one of the most famous triple changers but i didn't even bother mentioning him because you were so set on boats >:P "@GwenStarlight @quatoria @Kate_Bunni I think I meant rebooted. But, retconned too, I suppose." "@GwenStarlight @quatoria @Kate_Bunni Unicron will never get the chance as all signs point to that entire continuity being retconned. Not even a clever retcon, either. It's just getting Amazing Spider-Man'd (except the replacement will be way better)" "@quatoria @Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight Oh and ""Way more IDW than you'd think given it was learned almost entirely through osmosis""" "@quatoria @Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight Mine is ""Basically all of Beast Wars, a LOT of G1 but probably not MOST of G1, a ton of Animated, and some begrudgingly-learned Bayverse"" :P" "@quatoria @Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight His most recent toy WAS a triple changer because he was a retool of Broadside, though! He can turn into a ""jet"" that looks kinda terrible lol" "@quatoria @Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight That kinda sounds like Tidal Wave, but he only has one alt mode as far as I know? The Unicron Trilogy is not my area of expertise." @ScribbledSmut I mean he is a cop so I'll be taking my time :V @GwenStarlight @Kate_Bunni (Also Astrotrain is a train/space shuttle) @GwenStarlight @Kate_Bunni (Astrotrain. Blitzwing is a tank/jet :P) "@GwenStarlight @Kate_Bunni A lot of alt modes stayed similar after landing on earth, I just give the charitable assumption that the boatformers were always boats. Otherwise... maybe doublecheck on Teletraan I's programming or something lol" "So yeah, if you didn't know, floor polish can be used to tighten joints! Ball joints you can pop off are easiest, but this'll work in any joint you can work the stuff in. Number of coats varies, but wait for it to dry before applying more. Prowl's 1st coat is drying atm https://t.co/uDisITyxDo" "@gwen_no_fear Goddess I was a solid decade away from hatching and the only ships I ever cared about for that show were the sapphic ones lol And then many years later when I heard about Korrasami being confirmed, I didn't even believe it at first :3" @gwen_no_fear CANON as far as I'm concerned! @FairlyLip :333 @gwen_no_fear (also tyzula for LIFE) "@gwen_no_fear I'm mostly kidding, but Reylo reminds me so much of the days when Avatar The Last Airbender still had new episodes to wait for :P" Time to tighten some shoulder joints! Cartoon colors Prowl here has embarrassingly loose shoulder joints for a Masterpiece figure. I've put off doing this for months now so let's finally fix this guy! https://t.co/ApQlopKiij @gwen_no_fear like zutara shippers before them *nods sagely* "@Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight Triple changers are uncommon enough that there's not that much variety of alt modes, and boats are an especially uncommon alt mode among Cybertronians (there aren't that many oceans on Cybertron :P)" @Kate_Bunni @GwenStarlight Will you accept a boatplane? https://t.co/1oQcfA7dLG https://t.co/zrbfsTF4Rf "@BarbiturateCat Yup! I also have Cthulhu, but he's not displayed atm :3" "@GwenStarlight Oh wait! I was gonna be like ""Hmmmmm there are some pretty obscure characters up there, I dunno"" but I then I remembered you system's name! I bet you can name 'em all! :3" @NeonNympho That's the Masterpiece version of Ultra Magnus :3 @quatoria one day i wanna take a pic of ALL OF THEM on the bed but there are A Lot @AJisValid cute! "normally i'm much more meticulous with my transformers displays (always have autobots on one side, decepticons on the other, and never mixed with other toys) but we're still in the progress of building a proper display for 'em all, and the collection never stops growing lol" @AJisValid yuuuuup :333 you know what's better than discourse? spendin the day feelin little while you display your transformers :3 discourse: not even once https://t.co/8INvlXsK4t @Triclilith @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu i mean i think it a lot if that counts "@ValnarDragoness You shouldn't feel guilty for that, I'm sorry <3" "wait'll terfs hear there's immense pressure NOT to be straight within some corners of the trans femme community, their heads will explode" "cis person: aren't trans women only into men??? me, thinking of recent discourse in the trans twitter community: https://t.co/YcQB9IRAC7" one day i'm gonna have the space to display ALL my transformers at once and then you fuckers better watch out D:< @nyaakat *offers hugs* :/ @Calliethulhu *whispers obnoxiously loudly* that applies to practically all toxic queer discourse "there's still plenty of room on the action figure shelves for taller figures in the back, but now is time for break :3" "Mommy installed some new shelves for me! If there's such a thing as too many stuffies, I haven't found how many that is yet :333 https://t.co/QbgtZuqZfY" """you can't have candy for breakfast"" - some boring big at some point except these are reese's easter eggs. eggs are breakfast. checkmate, bigs" "@GoodWitchLeigh no, i can't it's impossible" @AngryNerdBird No I haven't @JennyOutrageous I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭💕💕💕 (also meowth says gay rights because that light is a rainbow light reflected from a crystal but i wasn't sure if people could tell) meowth looks like the stuffie you know i'm about to grab because she's clearly painted on a cel and not a part of the background https://t.co/bYqFUkOsx4 @JennyOutrageous aaaaaaa that's amazing!! congrats even if it was a while ago!!! 💕💕💕 @AngryNerdBird I have seen it and I love it! "@deathpigeon the real mystery is why rock is good against fire in a world where rock and ground are two distinct types i can't put a fire out with rocks, i'd need at least a little bit of dirt" @APrivateRobin okay but if you haven't seen the pictures the bird looks EXTREMELY GUILTY AND I LOVE IT This also applies to non-sapphic relationships but I'm very gay and see most things in lesbian "@gaygirlLiz okay i'll make to use it when it would otherwise be confusing, then :P" @gaygirlLiz That doesn't really apply to my tweet tho? @ButchPuppy okay but like his name is mr. dna @Kaelyrhn @stellahymmne Oh there it is. Next to the therewolf! @gaygirlLiz was my meaning unclear @gaygirlLiz But I don't want your drama If you really wanna Leave out that Oxford comma @Kaelyrhn @stellahymmne Whereapy? @roo_b_arts @erismoth THAT'S SO PURE OMG "Okay but when the cis girl in a relationship proposes to her trans girlfriend that is so PERFECT, PRECIOUS AND PURE My sapphic cis sisters: treat your trans girlfriend right by giving her as many girl moments as possible. It brings a level of joy you can't even imagine." "@CookieCyboid Not that I have any understanding of what goes on in an anti-sex work trans person's mind, but I know SO MANY trans femme dommes/switches who use the title Daddy. Like at this point if you have a problem with it trans Twitter must just suck constantly for you lol" @CookieCyboid @nyaakat did kat name that because it sounds like a little named it @Kate_Bunni *huffs* D:< @nyaakat https://t.co/w9DnJxV4jl Me: *tries to take the cbd candy Mistress is handing me* Mistress: *silently indicates she wants to place it in my mouth herself and I let her* I don't want you to choke! Me: *mouth full* you put the whole candy in my mouth! D:< Me: I think I'm just gonna be little for a bit Mistress: I don't think you can help it Me: >/////> @quatoria *nods* uh-huh @quatoria right???????? I rarely plan this stuff it just sorta comes over me. bein an adult is haaaaaaaard :/ @FOURLUNG 😍✨ """Wow I haven't felt little in like a month"" *logs into her little account for like five minutes* im baby" just for like a few days or so it'll be fine "shit, let's be little" @ScribbledSmut hhhhggggg this is specifically targeting musk sluts and it's unfair~ @JenApparently a simulation of their natural habitat @FOURLUNG the littlest mood Had caffeine too late in the day last night and while I found sleep it was a restless sleep where I tossed and turned for all of a couple hours at most. Today is cancelled. @MetteusAtoll Cats are so good "@CaseyExplosion I'd ask what happened, but I get the feeling I don't want to know. I hope she's doing okay." @LetThemEatCops (the diploma is just furry porn) "Anyway, between new atheism and 4ch*n, I don't know how the fuck I didn't get sucked into the bigotry/fascism pipeline." "In a way he was ahead of the curve, at least as far as voices in otherwise-left-leaning atheist spaces go. He was very, very concerned about Muslims in the UK, and even my new atheist ass started to smell the racism after not too long." @LetThemEatCops *gravitated not graduated I hate my phone @LetThemEatCops My mom wasn't computer literate enough to figure out parental blocks and I still graduated towards early 2000's furry porn lol "I remember actually watching this guy over a decade ago but at some point he got way too racist for me. He'd end all his videos by saying ""peace"" which feels especially insulting. I'm legitimately happy I forgot this asshole's name." @gwen_no_fear @Anarcho_Vampire Can I get cancelled but skip all the stress? Can I be like 6 months post-canceled? That sounds nice. @Anarcho_Vampire This has been a huge mood recently and I'm glad I'm not the only one "@DevourerRose @norintha I don't think Jen will get that reference, but good one :P" "@JangotheBlueFox Never happened on my Moonracer or my Novastar. Apparently it is in fact a different mold rather than a retool, and aside from this one issue with the wrist on my copy, it's otherwise a massive improvement." @norintha that's honestly what this feels like "I should probably link the video, lol https://t.co/96dGLg5FoF" oh my godddddd I'm listening to @gwen_no_fear reading the vampire castle essay in her recent video and what the actual fuck happened to p*ter c*ffin to think any of this made enough sense to reference it the way he did @GoodWitchLeigh @deathpigeon What I'm saying is you're seemingly the only person on trans Twitter doing this AND I WONDER WHY "@GoodWitchLeigh Omg so I had you muted by accident like I said and when I heard @deathpigeon describe this discourse (which I thankfully missed) I was like, ""Bisexual trans woman being attacked for her pro-masc attraction tweets? Oh no was it Leigh?"" and sure enough 🙃 Fuck whoever said this." I literally just tried to use the wrist hinge. I didn't even force it. That dark blue piece of plastic that's stuck onto hand? It feels like it's glued there or something. I can't pull it off. Me: Wow did they like retool the Moonracer mold? This feels way less shitty than last ti-- Chromia: https://t.co/7s84LWhGIF "It seems like every YouTube channel I watch has switched to in-video ads at the FRONT of the video and while I understand that's how it has to be now, can the adpocalypse happen already? We all know ad-supported internet isn't sustainable." all these people thinking a sub owns THAT kind of sub smdh I AM GRIEVING HERE D:< "the remaining half of my sub just rolled out of my lap and landed open-faced onto a carpeted floor in a house where cats live i had to throw that delicious, delicious sandwich away and i'm still mourning" @GoodWitchLeigh Okay but you're basically real life April so this pic is perfect @GoodWitchLeigh Just move in to our commune :P @tiptransformed It's hard for us to understand most days too lol "@tiptransformed Not always, thankfully. But definitely fluid in general." "@tiptransformed To clarify because my tweets were light on details for singlet readers: Each of us within this system is comprised of shards, and these shards can be rearranged and combined into new wholes." CBD stands for Cock & Ball Dorture We basically cleaned out the local Target of new Transformers lol https://t.co/4VSwZEuPc9 I had one of my closest friends on here muted somehow buy accident! D: Check in on your friends on Twitter if you haven't heard from them in a while. "@WesthaverEmily Nah, you definitely sound plural 💕" "@WesthaverEmily No need for quotation marks, those sound like headmates to us!" these boots are made for steppy @squidlarkin We love hearing about how this stuff manifests in other systems 💕 @jacquelinefilm Same. It makes visualizing things in novels that don't have movie adaptations extremely difficult for us. "@jacquelinefilm We have that too, but we thought that was something everyone's head did? We know that some people simply don't have very visual imaginations, but we do actually have visual imaginations when imagining some things and when we're in the right headspace." @nightshade_sys That's really pretty sounding!! [cw drugs] We need to get high. Today's been stressful. Commence the vaping. @PrissyOrcGF @emuchaton i mean it looks like her arm says nerd right there "@VOID_FRIEND If not, just make it an unbirthday orgy! :3" "It's interesting because in general we have trouble ""seeing"" anything visual in our mind's eye. We've yet to figure out a headspace. But the shards asserted themselves pretty quickly and firmly." "We even have a color for our shards. They're mostly pink, lol" "Any other polyfragmented systems visualize their various fragments as crystal shards? We've recently learned this is apparently a really common visualization, which is wild since we hadn't heard that before. We thought we were the only ones." @Jennimason0990 I can imagine. Hopefully my making light of this wasn't hurtful >.> (Thankfully not ALL the time. At least not for us. A lot of the time. Half the time? Maybe half the time.) "Plurality is just ""Several people are typing..."" but like, in real life and all the time" "@necrobuffalo We (well, Kat) have days like that. I think most systems do. You might feel alone right now, but you're never alone forever <3" "@endeverstar We get that feel way more often, actually. It's so silly lol" """My headmates and I are worried we might not actually be plural"" is such a hilarious thought yet we have it all the time lol 🙃" @pissmancy oh nice i was feeling kinda thirsty tbh "Overwatch WILL weight your boxes towards stuff you don't have yet. Which is nice, they didn't use to do that. Summer Games 2016 was the one holiday they didn't do that for, IIRC. But to stay on top, you have to keep up. I have a problem." Male characters bore me to fucking tears I'm sorry. Not even the hamster piqued my interest. "So, normally I'm caught up on skins, so getting 50 loot boxes every holiday event nets me every new skin. ...except I forgot about Baptiste -_- https://t.co/5Gxn9MDvoR" "@Calliethulhu Sending good vibes and love your way, Callie. Love you tons 💕💕💕💕" "Dante Must Die mode: BOTH of those, THEN transferring to ANOTHER department to ask for my social and address (because I'm trans) For context: I was removing a hold on my credit card. When your name is Kathryn and you sound like me, that process is really long and embarrassing." Phone hard mode: Being on hold Nightmare mode: NOT being put on hold and just having dead air while the person on the other end works on something "@JangotheBlueFox Yep, I knew that" @lumpenrose CONGRAAAAATS! :3 @lumpenrose You did all the hard work! But I'm glad to be here for you 💕💕💕 The episode of Voyager where there's a duplicate ship and everyone starts melting is so goddamn upsetting to me @ireneista @Fangamer I found it! It was Disqus. Sorry to the Fangamer social media person wasting their time reading this >.> @nolapfau That's the one! Thank you! This is what's causing me to be deadnamed on @Fangamer's emails so I'd really like to solve this D: "Okay, their payment processing server? I guess? Is down. It won't let me update my card, nor use Paypal. ""An error occurred."" Lots of websites don't want my money today." "Works on mobile at least! Whatever, I'll take it" Here's what https://t.co/zdlv8V9Y3Y currently looks like for me: https://t.co/8oBl1ut8m1 "Omg apparently this is just the day for this. First the Square Enix website, now BLIZZARD won't let me log in to buy Overwatch loot boxes FML 🙃🙃🙃" @GirlyAlterEgo Omg I never read FFFs but I love that I'm not the only one who remembers that website thank you 😭😭😭 """So Kat, how are you liking Hollow Knight?"" Me: https://t.co/F13rd7TZCn" There's some universal login account I made forever ago that's attached to my email that a TON of websites use but I don't know the name of it and it has my deadname D: I know I initially got one in order to comment on Topless Robot articles (which is a now defunct website). "@APrivateRobin @CookieCyboid so flustered you're making typos, i assume *nods*" Finally got @MetteusAtoll's plane ticket! I'll be seeing my girlfriend in person for the FIRST TIME on the 30th! :333 💕✨💕✨💕 "@APrivateRobin @nyaakat YES FUCK THAT TOO Or ""special"" characters. I literally just add an exclamation point to the end of my RANDOMIZED PASSWORD and it goes ""Much better! ^w^""" @APrivateRobin @nyaakat Not letting you paste you password and jobs where they force you to change your password every six months (without telling people password managers exist and should be used) are two of the most cursed password security ideas. "@SteampunkPenny You're the most gorgeous woman I know, Mistress 💕💕💕" @PrissyOrcGF The only thing I remember about the procedure I'm thinking of is you said some folks would say it would make you look less human to which I was like 👀👀👀 @StacySadistic am gay and i do follow so the math checks out 🤔 "@PrissyOrcGF Is this the one you've been teasing for a while, or are there several of those? lol You're a fucking inspiration, btw 💕" @Speed_Freak01 Not to be confused with Johnny Sixshot "After seriously like 45 minutes of struggling, buying FFXIV through Amazon and feeding the code through Mog Station is what worked. You weird, weird, weird website. I finally gave you money." @WilloIllo I'm not talking about Steam. "@lumpenrose I think gray market might be cheaper? I'm not really sure tho, this is out of my realm of expertise :/" "Okay, Square Enix's website literally won't let me log in to buy the game. Would buying from Amazon be an issue does anyone think?" "Did you know WoW will let you buy the game, any expansions you might need, and game time in the Blizzard launcher? 15 year old game, WoW. When did FFXIV come out again?" "Also I love that EVERY TIME I try to log in I have to teach Google what crosswalks, cars and buses are. Love that I'm helping their image recognition software 10x more often than I would in a normal day. Makes me feel fucking amazing." "I guess Square Enix just really, really, really loves sharing profits with Steam, huh? It's quickly becoming the only way I'll be able to buy this. Maybe Amazon?" "I still don't have the stuff I like to use to make screenshots reinstalled, so excuse the phone picture, but this shit? This is fucking ridiculous. And guess what? It doesn't work. THERE IS NO SQUARE ENIX BUTTON NEXT TO THE FACEBOOK BUTTON https://t.co/uNLttOaJJt" "I'm literally just trying to log in to GIVE THEM MONEY FOR THEIR STUPID ASS GAME and all I'm getting is a ""def.ERROR_UNSOLVED_ISSUE_ACCOUNT"" error EVERY TIME" "Fuck Square Enix's website for refusing to let me copy paste my password. It's causing all kinds of headaches. I'm one of the few weirdos who actually uses a password manager (ie, the most secure way to do this) and dumbass websites will still get in my way." @Miss_Xhiel Big agree can't believe i have to kill salamanders smh #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/h2dBkdvVJm maybe the eyepatch on the left eye was a mistake #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/riXAqG6fet @Calliethulhu but computers only die once! D: @trgrrl I stopped believing in god around 18/19 and it was a HUGE RELIEF. @Anarcho_Vampire Transitioning absolutely destroyed my filter for being obnoxiously cute online @MagsVisaggs extremely "@uselessneetgirl @Kate_Bunni we'll see if i get that far, lol" @Kate_Bunni What level am I going to see this at? @Kate_Bunni I guess I don't understand how this will feel different from any other MMO? There are officially too many games in my life rn lol - Hollow Knight - FFXIV - I want to start FFIX soon too aaaaaaa good problem to have I suppose in some ways @Kate_Bunni I don't know what you're asking "Level 8 and I'm already skipping past all the dialog. This game is too verbose, I'm sorry :/ #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy" "@MetteusAtoll Every sound from around you? Like, there's feedback? I saw you said you're worried your computer might be broken, but hopefully it's just your headphones?" @ComPetMuffin I don't know what any of that means lol "@krislyssara I'll do that instead, then :3" I'm realizing this is probably the magic-based armor set. Oh well! :V #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/eenLjypP6q NEW HAT :D #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/4BlGVHAowH "@FairlyLip I'm not, actually. Just like being stepped on :3" or you could just step on me >////> #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/i3x5rf32Sy THIS IS A REALLY GOOD MONSTER DESIGN OMG I LOVE THEM??? #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/ypNnNnVnzy "I think I'll go with Amazon, just so I'm not tied to an extra third party. If it wasn't for my desire to have MMOs exist as separate games on the desktop I'd still be indecisive, tho." Two quality of life changes I REALLY love in FFXIV so far: - Seems like looting mobs just happens automatically? Which is really nice? - Am I correct in assuming there aren't any bags in this game? I can't find my bags but I am acquiring items. @winterslex When does Shadowbringers come out? @AnorakTheClever Because S is part of WASD :P "@EvvyEmm Hmmmm maybe Amazon IS the way to go, then." @winterslex I'm gonna get the pack that includes I think the first two expansions? $60 for the whole thing on either Amazon or Steam. "@FrigidElfBirb Yeah, I'm just on the trial now. I'll have money for buying it tomorrow. I think I'm gonna go with Steam." "Not sure if I should buy FFXIV through Amazon or Steam... I like having as many games as possible in my Steam library, but I also kinda like having MMOs exist as their own thing on my desktop/toolbar. You can still do that with Steam games, right?" "@PersephoneHime @Kate_Bunni I like belts and zippers, dammit! It's one of the few parts of FF's aesthetic I actually like :P" duh-duh-duh-duh duh-duh-DUH-DUH-DUUUUUH #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/x9PZpmY8iR Really hard not to read this as innuendo tbh #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/nXlJVpluye "@EvvyEmm I adore WoW's aesthetic, personally. But I don't mean to imply that FF should look like that or anything." "@Kate_Bunni I don't mind belts. It's the flowery, femme humanoids that bore me." "@heynetters @maegodhavemercy 14 is okay. But yeah, I basically agree 100%. IX's aesthetic (and my GF being a huge fan) is why I bought it for Switch! I'm waiting to play it with Jen, tho :3" (We have a hashtag now if you wanna mute this nonsense lol) "I'm sorry, the what? #KatFinallyPlaysFinalFantasy https://t.co/myB61dLoxU" "@Kate_Bunni Maybe, but I was just told a second name soooooo I dunno now lol" "@maegodhavemercy I would argue before FFVIII/FFX, his art didn't even represent what was seen in the series at all. Probably was due to hardware limitations, but still." FFXIV to WoW: Oh yeah? Well OUR hearthstones are BIGGER THAN A HOUSE so there D:< https://t.co/h1EmgOlkJS i'm gonna call blowjobs wood wailing from now on https://t.co/ZJIjyDzKLe "Like, you know the main designer of the FF aesthetic? Fans namedrop him a lot, or at least they used to. They used to go on and on about his art, but I just never cared for it. It's just not my thing. Aesthetics are important to me. It's what initially draws me in." "But now I've forever ruined that plan by putting at least a couple hours (tho probably much more) into FFXIV, lol. I don't think there's another game in the series post-FFIX I'd want to play, tho." "I find the aesthetic of Final Fantasy to be both under AND over-designed. Over-designed: Just look at any given FF logo Under-designed: It's a LOT of pretty humanoids. I'd like more monsters, or at least a more cartoony look. S'why I didn't have plans to play anything post-FFIX" "@Kate_Bunni Yup, I watched the NoClip documentary about it!" "@princessproto Yeah, I know. The similarities to Azeroth are amusing to me all the same :P" @princessproto Archer :3 "I really appreciate that FFXIV uses all the WoW hotkeys. M is map, C is character... O is even Social! That's a relief. Also, I think it's funny that WoW had a Cataclysm and FFXIV had a Calamity. I think it's Calamity? I've already forgotten, but it's a C word." "@princessproto I figured. It was weird hearing that as a trans person, is all :P" "AGAIN I SAY: FUCK YOU, TRANSPHOBE https://t.co/JxgWfo4Lxy" "uhhhhh fuck you, transphobe (i'm kidding) (but still wtf) https://t.co/YGpUkXWHYi" "Alright, it's a real MMO. /dance works. https://t.co/AYI4VvvXwU" "Alright, settling in for some actual play time now. If any of my friends on Cactuar wanna bug me, feel free! https://t.co/8o0RW6Peuh" @MetteusAtoll Oh no D: Is there anyone else that can take care of your cat when you visit us? :/ "@burnsbabe She would just need to he young enough to only have foggy memories of her parents, is all. Otherwise, sure, she could have been any age." "@AEmy_De_Angelis No, 16 works. It's young, but I'd almost argue it's just young enough. It kinda explains a lot about Kylo's arrested development. He STILL acts like a teenager in a lot of ways." "Do we know Kylo and Rey's ages? They'd just need to be like, ten years apart for this idea to work." "Point is: Abrams wants us to know that there are still mysteries to discover, and he'd love it if we still wondered if Rey was part of the Skywalker or some other lineage, but that doesn't mean that's what'll happen." "Another RoS theory that could explain Abrams recent comments: Rey's parents intended to bring her to Luke's Jedi school, but it was RIGHT after Kylo destroyed the place. They hid her on Jakku to protect her from the Knights of Ren, who then killed them trying to find her. Done" @TracerPlace @FrigidElfQueen @emuchaton whomst among us "Trans Twitter ""troubled"" by Pete Buttigieg's obnoxious face and continued breathing" @sapling_flower It's a smash bros background :3 @totallyhealthie I knew how to pronounce it too and just chalked it up to misreading it all these years. I learned everything I know about FF through osmosis "@Rory__Walker Don't cut up Vorosh, I like him D:" @totallyhealthie Omg I thought it was Cactuar but I kept seeing people spell it Cactaur and I was like well wtf do I know about final fantasy that's probably right aw yea it's finally mmo time https://t.co/K5NRAHFM5W @Archaema Omg congrats!! 💕💕💕 @totallyhealthie The name of a server Hey @MetteusAtoll @princessproto I got into Cactaur! :D https://t.co/S8ogte9uQa "@emuchaton what even is a ""horny""" @FrigidElfBirb I know that feel well :3 @addamschloe Beep! ^w^ @deathpigeon The practice was called piracy first from what I remember. "In fairness, a lot of their legs do pop out pretty easily, but I think with some floor polish I can tighten up the hip joints enough to mitigate that. It's just getting around to doing that :V" I lost poor Flak's leg because I'm an adult who takes care of her toys (It's around here somewhere) https://t.co/dzNAFxVUJW "I'm really, really loving the new Micromasters. I find the tactile experience of transforming them extremely satisfying. But can we get more Decepticons? D: https://t.co/uWPjnSstai" "@maegodhavemercy That's a good point, actually. It's not uncommon for high schoolers to listen to 20+-year-old music." @maegodhavemercy Their last mainstream hit was 14 years ago and their heyday was nearly a quarter of a century ago :V @ButtGoblin666 triple hecked up that same >_< !!!! NEED https://t.co/lWaIi8kRK2 @chibikonatsu yuuuuup :V @maegodhavemercy Good choice! :3 @maegodhavemercy YES SHE IS :3 @KittenFemme technically correct "@DongsJ Yup! And they were my favorite even before I figured out I was trans, so it must've been destiny, lol" @lumpenrose Simic gang :P Selesnya is cool too tho Been a while since I showed my PC case stickers :3 https://t.co/wPdlUZL1TT @imrileywest OMG CONGRAAAAAATS 💕💕💕✨✨✨ Just realized WoW is BIGGER than our MONTHLY satellite internet cap. Which is why I'm downloading it while the speed is being throttled and before it resets for the month. It's soooooo ridiculous. @Blackcattetats I'm definitely starting to warm up to them :3 "@innautico I always return about every few months. I haven't missed anything since Wrath, lol. Which is why I like it installed all the time. It's easy to start up again :3" @Blackcattetats HECK YES "I like to keep WoW on my. PC, and it's been a couple weeks since I replaced the hard drive. No time like the present! 🙃 https://t.co/wc6z95LvNB" @princessproto @MetteusAtoll That'll be my backup if nothing else <3 "@princessproto @MetteusAtoll I might do that. Not sure I wanna wait a few weeks to play with y'all, though. I have high hopes for just staying up late tonight and trying :3" "@MetteusAtoll @princessproto I found some info. Sounds like it has to do with peak usage times. I can try super early morning and I might get a shot. If nothing else, it sounds like picking another world then paying money to transfer is a surefire solution." @princessproto But this is an approach that has worked for others at least? @princessproto @MetteusAtoll How long do you think I should do this? >_> "@princessproto @MetteusAtoll Oh wait there's a reload button, lol. I'll keep trying!" @princessproto *COMMENT NOT COSTUME WTF @princessproto I went with the moon ice goddess of love. Seemed fitting :3 @princessproto I JUST NOW SAW THIS COSTUME THANK UUUUU 💕💕💕 "@princessproto @MetteusAtoll Like, close and reload a few times?" oh noooo @MetteusAtoll @princessproto D: D: D: https://t.co/frEAAdIlf5 @elvenoob Final Fantasy XIV help https://t.co/pzIqwbLrYF uhhhhhh does it matter what i pick? https://t.co/r30vkfjTC6 @Miss_Xhiel CACTAUR DOES THAT ANSWER THE QUESTION? I'M NEW TO THIS HELP THERE ARE TOO MANY CUTE HAIRSTYLES https://t.co/4ZhwJfWju1 "For some reason, having a lion tail option suddenly makes me way more interested. This is aesthetically very pleasing to me. https://t.co/c8ioxHxjlA" AW YEA WE GOING MAX TIDDY https://t.co/Fv5ugcFGj5 Me and fantasy races in games: Game: Would you like this human? Me: No Game: How about this human with pointy ears? Me: Uhhhh Game: Or this really short human! We have several of those Me: ??? "oh noooooo i forgot i like the final fantasy races even less than i like tolkien races D: *sigh* one cat girl, plz https://t.co/a2xknx4krz" @KittenFemme I like using Photoshop :P @NihiliaXIV THANK YOU "I really, really need to get Photoshop installed on this PC again so I can take screenshots >_<" alright gamers let's finalize some fantasies https://t.co/7KAJQCNxoH "@CmdrKing @Calliethulhu One big problem with this theory is Leia's actions, I admit. Though Han... yeah, he was a deadbeat dad. We already know that. His scene with Rey where he gives her a blaster was meant to smooth that over a bit (not saying it was successful)." @NikumanDroid @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I think there's a way to stick this landing and have both conflicting outcomes tie together thematically. https://t.co/k7t2dSSEw4 "@KittikatGuild I also really like the theory that ""Skywalker"" could become the new word for ""Jedi"" except not be run by weird monks who are slaves to tradition. In that sense, Rey being a Skywalker but then teaching the galaxy ""Anyone can be a Skywalker"" ties it all together." "@Calliethulhu I dunno, I do love theorizing about this but I think there's a way to do this and do right by TLJ's themes. However, I'm way too invested in this series. I guess I'm bracing for when left Twitter cancels Star Wars, lol" "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Yeah, but there's a LOT of junkyards in the galaxy :P" @Kaelyrhn @Calliethulhu It's also a weird throwback to the original trilogy :V "@Calliethulhu For example: Rey and Kylo both die in some sort of sacrificial act, and a bunch of normal people without lineages actually save the day? Continues each director's theme, and is an echo of Ewoks except way better, lol 2/2" "@Calliethulhu I can understand the anger. It's just... Abrams put all that there. This wouldn't be that heavy of a retcon of TLJ's story, and as for its themes, they can still honor that, I think 1/" "@Calliethulhu The more I think about her parents being Han and Leia, the more hints I see in TFA, Callie. I didn't want this either, but like... One that just popped into my head: Why was the Falcon in the same junkyard she grew up in?" "@Kalindlara @FauxPup Same. I love seeing new stuff. And they could still make it a very, very rare phenomenon. This is Palpatine we're talking about. He'd find a way to do something like this." "@Kalindlara @FauxPup They could make a new force phenomenon. Maybe dark side ghosts are red and scary-looking or something, lol. Or they lack some property light side ghosts have." "I think they could go for a ""Have our Skywalker cake and eat it too"" if they reveal Rey to be a secret Skywalker, but then show clearly that it wasn't just her lineage that saved the day. In fact, for most of this story, she'll be believing she's nobody." "The hints could also be referring to nothing, of course. I'm just saying they can be read as foreshadowing if that's where the story ends up. I'm not saying they're indisputable hints." "If Han and Leia do end up being her parents, remember that the hints in TFA for this being the case are there and were put there by Abrams from the beginning. But keep in mind we already know her story is inspiring others across the galaxy. It's not just about lineages." @FauxPup Also it's a repeat of Luke & Leia finding out they're siblings in the third part of the trilogy. "@FauxPup Yeeeeeep. My hope is she's no one's kid, but if you look at the whole thing in the context of Rey & Kylo being siblings, a lot of stuff fits together really nicely." "@XylariaVG Maybe he did. ""He would've disappointed you"" is not ""Han's not your dad, you weird girl I just met""" @GoodWitchLeigh HUGE SAME "Also ""More to the story"" could be like, Palpatine's ghost murdered her parents or something. This still tells us nothing." "Assuming this isn't more Mystery Box bullshit that leads nowhere, my theory would be Han and Leia are Rey's parents. It sounds kinda silly, but I think TFA could've been hinting at it, from a certain point of view. Narratively it would be awkward to make her Luke's kid." "Ah yes, Abrams, known to always deliver on the mysteries he teases" @FauxPup I understand 💕 "@FauxPup I'm sorry. It didn't feel heated on my end, but I shouldn't have pressed it." "@Calliethulhu Harris is a very, very good boy." "@TheSecretCallie During all that drama I legitimately thought ""Shit, who's left... Hbomb's pretty cool still!"" And sure enough" "@FauxPup @Kate_Bunni You also don't live in a galaxy far, far away" @FauxPup He is a Skywalker @Kaelyrhn Ooooh that's a good theory! I'm gonna call it now: Rise of Skywalker is referring to Kylo's redemption. "@CookieCyboid this isn't supposed to be how you eat ass, cookie" @NightmareNympho I'm ashamed I spelled theropod wrong lol :P "Apparently vinyl is an expensive material to use for third party adult collector toys, lol" "Just found out Tyrannobot is now sold out, so my instincts to nab the therapod ""first"" was right on the money fuck yea (All 6 have been out for a while, but their original price was ***$90***, which is what I sadly paid for the other 2. After YEARS, they're finally on discount)" @NightmareNympho SHE'S SUCH A GOOD GORL (wow weirdly fitting number of hours lol) 14 hours later update!!!! https://t.co/5g7KncD7EI @hmsnofun That's really awesome! Congrats :3 @tiptransformed I like to call Blanchard Whispers because it's funnier to me but also I forgot his name when I was typing that tweet lol "@NightmareNympho Just like with the first JW, Dilo is only seen in a non-living context. JW1: Hologram JW2: Statue/taxidermy She's my favorite too (in spite of/because of how wrong she is), but they seem to be intentionally putting her into cameo roles in the new series." "@APrivateRobin @nyaakat be gay, steal waffles" "@SaintDharma Signal is a great app! Jesse Singal, however, is a dangerous transphobe." @FairlyLip Fair. I'm mostly joking :P "I'm not blocked by Singal, Glinner, OR Whispers because I'm extremely careful about preemptively blocking dangerous transphobes before they even know I exist. So, you know, if trans Twitter ever needs me to do any recon on those assholes, lemme know lol" @VOID_FRIEND MOOD Strap-ons are sooooo much easier and less stressful. And when you're done? You get to take it off! It's a win-win-win!!! @gwen_no_fear hhhhh iinterestingg >/////> 💦 @maegodhavemercy @heynetters Will do! "Fuck, save all your ""Omg congrats on the new vag date"" replies until I actually have a date for it lol" "Oh fuck I just realized how this might be misinterpreted. I'll RECEIVE a V-Day date as early as the 27th of May. Thew actual surgery date will be this year if I'm lucky, lol." "If everything goes according to plan, there's a chance I might have my V-Day date as early as May 27th. This year marks 20 years of wanting a vagina. I'm so goddamn close." @VerafiedBabe @LucyDoyle_1997 I believe their methods are explained in the display name :V "@EllieODaire I really love it! Of the ""spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie"" games out there, I much prefer A Hat In Time, but Yooka-Laylee is a really fun game." "One day I'd really, really, really like to 100% Yooka-Laylee but I'm waiting until someone makes maps (not lets plays, not text-based FAQs, *MAPS*) of ever level listing where all the feathers are. The levels are too big to use anything short of that." "@MetteusAtoll You ARE cute, babe! 😍💕💕💕" @TheCatMom I'm pretty sure that show is where I learned what a vaginoplasty was and I've wanted one ever since. That show (or what I remember of it at least) gave me a look into queer culture that never really left me. I'm really happy I ended up being queer myself :3 "@TheCatMom I know one of them was kink/BDSM, but they also had a segment on trans people (possibly just trans women?) where they interviewed trans women about their lives I think? I recall it being basically positive. 2/" "@TheCatMom I remember a series that aired on I think Showtime? Maybe? One of the adult channels we weren't supposed to get but that my TV was able to pick up. I don't recall the name of the show but each episode had like, two or three different subjects. 1/" "@BookiePone ""interface spoilers""?" "@BookiePone You mean the character who gives me the hunter's journal? If so, then yes." "@quatoria yeah, I started playing :P" @PersephoneHime I'm gonna go with Cactaur. Didn't know there was an event happening! @stormy_prime oh fuck that's way better lol "the FFXIV installer will close everything and force you to restart from scratch whenever the shitty mountain internet isn't enough for it so that's fun y'know, companies could just use torrents they don't bite" @JangotheBlueFox Oh lol and I even thought it was post-Jedi hahaha. If it's post-RotS that's just especially silly. @NightmareNympho I guess there could be? I only just watched the trailer and it looked like the characters were pre-determined but I'd love to be wrong about that. like they could of at least made the main character a girl "Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is giving me serious Force Unleashed vibe, and not in a good way. But I played a ton of FU so I'll probably play this too." @NightmareNympho It's better than the first JW imo @NightmareNympho If every JW movie had a dinosaurs mutant I wouldn't complain at all. Indoraptor is a cutie too @NightmareNympho SPIKY GORL @norintha @AppleChipsTVG Have I ever mentioned that I love you? :3 💕💕💕 "@norintha @AppleChipsTVG I didn't, unless it's something I can still do? I made an account and am currently downloading the game." "@TheCatMom I first heard about trans people at around 13 as well, but that was 19 years ago lol >_>" @norintha @AppleChipsTVG Oh! OH! Please do! :3 "@maegodhavemercy @heynetters I usually pretty much compulsively solo MMOs but because my friends and loved ones got me into this, I wanna learn to play with others and hang out :3" @NightmareNympho AAYYYY ETERNAL MOOD I almost never draw but I really should "@norintha @AppleChipsTVG I know gil is the currency, but I don't know what you mean by folding?" @NightmareNympho My dinosona is an Archaeopteryx! :3 "@NightmareNympho omg of course you knew that already, lol sorry I just love gushing about dinosaurs and Carnotaurus is a particularly neat one to me 💕" "@NightmareNympho Carnotaurus! It evolved in a region that had massive plains at the time which enabled it to become built for running. It was probably pretty fast, but hilariously it wasn't very good at turning." "@AppleChipsTVG The price we pay for living the trans ranch lifestyle :V But luckily the people who offer landline internet are offering bandwidth for our area again, so hopefully soon we won't need to use throttled satellite internet." IT'S HAPPENING I T ' S H A P P E N I I I I I I I I N G https://t.co/ZJ9gr67aor "@maegodhavemercy I mean, at l;east before you publicly come out you could roll a new character!" @maegodhavemercy (also I just really wanna play with you so it's mostly a selfish request >_>) "@maegodhavemercy One of the most important things to seek out early in your transition is a trans community, imo. If you can switch servers, you should." @trashyidiotbria I hate to say I only played for a few weeks because it doesn't really do justice to how sad I am that they shut it down. The aesthetic of that game was MADE FOR ME. SEXY. ROBOT. WOMEN. @Chopin_42 A bunch of my friends are on Cactuar so I'm going with there @QuestForTori @princessproto @MetteusAtoll HECK YES ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THERE @princessproto @MetteusAtoll 🙃🙃🙃 @LuigiThirty @princessproto @MetteusAtoll My GF and Alexis are both on the same server so I kiiiiiinda gotta pick that one :P @ChosenOfAshurha Those girls are GAY and I need to see them be gay before SWTOR is inevitably shut down like every other MMO that isn't WoW. "@ChosenOfAshurha I really, really need to finish my main toon's story. Shayma Starvoid, a Sith Sith. I really fell in love with that character. I hear you could get gay with your companions in the expansions and her first companion, Vette, I got up to max relationship level with." @princessproto @MetteusAtoll I'll be there as soon as I can! I bet the actual game is a MUCH bigger file size that the setup so this might be an overnight installation. "@princessproto What server do I pick? You're on the same one with @MetteusAtoll, right?" Though GW2 and Wildstar I barely got into. I LOOOOOOOVE the look and feel of Wildstar but it marketed itself as a tough MMO and it wasn't kidding. I didn't get super far. For SWTOR I played all the way through my main toon's storyline pre-expansions. "This'll be myyyy fifth MMO I think? I still play WoW and I've played SWTOR, GW2, and Wildstar (RIP)" IT BEGINS https://t.co/6oiAbN8JaP "@OutcastToad Might be it. But I'm legitimately too embarrassed by its existence to look into it lol Also, I meant true story not original story??? I'm a bit tired tonight lol" @norintha YUUUUUUP And my memory just had a permanent home for one of their ads 🙃 "@OutcastToad I don't recall them saying it was based on an original story, but I could be wrong." *they make waterproof makeup being high on Twitter for me means accidentally every other word "@MBragiel For basically half my life I would watch that stuff and think ""I wish I could be trans"" I was in pretty deep denial." "Also the framing of that moment is something you'd see out of a bad comedy. Trans girl egg, still afraid to tell her mom she thinks she might be trans, watching a commercial for a movie about a mom coming to accept her trans daughter." "Media that depicted trans women stood out to me growing up, searing it into my memory basically every time I saw any, and from what I hear from a lot of my trans friends, that's really, really common." "The ""trailer"" ended with both of them crying and hugging and the mom saying to her trans daughter something like ""Don't you know they waterproof makeup?"" Like I'm afraid to track down this clip. My memory says it was real bad." I have a distinct memory from like 10-ish years ago of a commercial I saw while my mom was watching Lifetime. It was a Lifetime original movie about the mom of a trans girl. It was really hokey but I can remember it clear as day. "@TheSecretCallie I mean, he's had an online presence, a pretty significant one as I understand, for like a decade now. No way every one of those accounts is still active." @Calliethulhu As a trans lesbian who's been on HRT for 22 months: lol @NihiliaXIV *hugs* @norintha It certainly doesn't help! :V "@IEatAccordions If anarchism/communism is going to work, it's going to take cooperation. It's a half-joking statement, but the implication is a LOT of trans women are anarchists and a lot of anarchists are trans women." "How the internet works up here: I need to download FFXIV, and to do that I'm going to have to wait until everyone is asleep and not using internet :V Thank fuck we recently learned the landline people are offering bandwidth again. This satellite throttling was getting ridiculous" "I think about that quote a lot, tbh. It's a good quote." "Tonight's drama and the fact that seemingly none of my trans femme mutuals have taken Peter's side makes me remember a quote from one of Thought Slime's video: ""I spend a lot of time in anarchist spaces, and if we lose the support of trans women, we're fucked.""" @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @NightmareNympho i plateaued at 3k this is bullshit D:< "@cosmicladyrosa @deathpigeon OCD, Tourettes, and ADD are all on the same spectrum, from what I understand." "@norintha @FairlyLip @deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa Fiiiiiiiine I'm autistic :P I had basically settled on the fact that I probably am, but I'm still in that stage of second-guessing it." "@deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa I'm just saying that, going by what I have and haven't been diagnosed with, I should find these things familiar :P" @tinybird420 Omg it's a Ms Frizzle dress!! My vote is purple! @deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa I don't have an ADHD diagnosis either tho :P @Calliethulhu peter coffin sure showed you lol @FairlyLip @deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa You aren't the first. That honestly keeps happening lol @deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa evidence i'm autistic is growing >_> @FinalBossFemme So many antlers in that banner! :O This is relevant to my jackalope ass """That'll teach people trying to understand my tweets!"" - Peter Coffin to himself, presumably." @tinybird420 I really thought he was a big proponent of making these concepts understandable for the rest of us but I guess not when it's his pride on the line. @TheSecretCallie giving us littles a bad name D:< @quatoria oh no i guess i really am a book thumper D: @quatoria like i really need to know what the fuck a vampire castle shithead is before i can even hope to understand wtf he's saying "@Calliethulhu ""People are asking a lot of questions about my I Didn't Start This shirt that are already answered by the shirt.""" "@Calliethulhu By ""I didn't generate this situation"" does he mean he didn't personally set Notre Dame on fire? Because from where I'm standing, he could have just, you know, NOT had a bizarre, impossible to decipher take about it." @norintha @deathpigeon @QuestForTori Huh. Didn't know that! I guess I have no excuse not to use one lol "@deathpigeon @QuestForTori I can still probably find a GBASP pretty easily. But in both cases, I would basically have to force myself to use them, because I have better, newer hardware to use." "@QuestForTori I love flip phones about as much as I love vertically-designed Nintendo handhelds, which is to say: A whole helluva lot and I miss them being in my life" "For me at least, Hornet taught me how the game is supposed to be played and that's a wonderful feeling to just stumble upon. Dung Defender is fun because the physics of the various balls is really enjoyable to me for some reason." "Both of them are my favorites in part because of their music, but their mechanics are also really good. Tho Hornet gets kind of unfair advantage here because it's when I personally had the lightbulb moment of Scroog McDucking her and attacking while jumping on her." Still on my Hollow Knight hiatus but I think my favorite boss fights so far have been Hornet and Dung Defender. "@Calliethulhu The fact that he didn't block you initially and tried to get a hot own on you to increase SoCiAl CaPiTaL first, and only blocked you when you actually tried to engage sure is a Great Look." @trgrrl @Calliethulhu I can never join these clubs because I always block first. Jesse Singal hasn't even blocked me lol "@FairlyLip Possibly. Enough of my friends follow you that I felt it was silly to keep you blocked, it all." @FairlyLip I wasn't using a blocklist. I had blocked you for a reason I can't recall so I unblocked. @FairlyLip @norintha He hasn't defended Lorelei for months and last I heard he had cut ties with her. "@norintha I don't think all of them would only be surface level, but your other point makes the concern moot. Love you 💕" "@norintha Hon, you can't really blockchain Peter because you'll hit a TON of folks who'd otherwise be allies and friends. Please be careful." "It also carries the risk of Peter's fans going after Callie, which seriously fuck him if that happens. What a completely pointless hill to die on." "PC: (Some incomprehensible nonsense about Notre Dame burning in the context of leftist theory and social media) Callie, screenshotting: That doesn't make any sense PC, quote tweeting: Do you even READ??? Like this is the height of silliness what the fuck." @quatoria lol we were mutuals for months but I never got that kind of weirdness in my DMs He followed me first too. "For someone who loves to criticize how Twitter and social media function, Peter Coffin sure loves to play the game like the rest of us. And sometimes in the fucking silliest ways, as we saw today." @Calliethulhu tbh i did in fact buy his book and didn't end up finishing it so sign me up to team book thumper i guess lol @Calliethulhu So fucking nice of him to send all his fans to you. Such kindness. Glad I blocked the fucker months ago. "Just realized that, if we're counting headmates, I'm comprised of stupid, horny, baby, AND feral Iris is quite feral. That's kind of her thing lol" @FinalBossFemme 💕💕💕 @ACrimsonSun 😍 @ACrimsonSun Well then do I have some great news for you about me lol :V @zweidrache Hmmmm I could at least get a head start on downloading the game since that's gonna take a while anyway. Not a bad idea! @MyOhMyke @princessproto @MetteusAtoll HECK. YES. @princessproto @MetteusAtoll Okay! I'll get the base game when I get paid in three days :3 @princessproto @MetteusAtoll also does this get me bunny girls? i heard there were bunny girls in a recent expansion "@princessproto @MetteusAtoll Okay, because MMOs can be weird about this: $60 gets the game and I assume some game time?" @princessproto @MetteusAtoll I didn't know you played with Isabelle! Maybe I should get this game >_> "@CoEmpathy That's a really good point, thank you. I know people who've been burned by GDQ so I'm quick to get upset at them, but I do recognize that this could be a really positive thing." "@Gay_In_Space7 Yeah I'll probably tune in. If there are passionate female runners supporting this, that's doing at least some good." Making a separate event for women only would probably attract some runners who felt the main event was becoming too toxic. But this is putting a bandaid over the problem. Toxicity will still be present. "Y'know, I prefer speedruns by women anyway, but I feel like this isn't a very good solution to GDQ's issue with chasing away female runners." @Kentabooboo I thought I was the only person who called it that lol Super cute hair! 💕 @ThatHeckinBirby @nyaakat confirmed for klutz gf :V @RayneCat77 I knew about Sarah Silverman! She's in the obligatory time travel episode lol Archimedes is so much fun to play with omg 💕 https://t.co/7Tr0jox0IT @FinalBossFemme Confirmed for super cute! 💕 whaaaaaaat the fuck i do not remember andy dick being in voyager lol "Whew, okay, so they did in fact email me. Crisis averted! Anxiety dissipating <3" @Calliethulhu left twitter was a mistake "@Kate_Bunni The very thought of them kinda terrify me, actually. Not in a fun way." @NightmareNympho That's such a fun figure but it suuuuuuucks that to afford the combiner accessories he doesn't have a gun OR a sword D: "@quatoria I wish I didn't think ""catheter"" when I heard ""Kath"" lol It's a really cute shortened version of my name but Kat is preferred, I think" "It's moot now anyway since the message with my cell number was already left. I did say emailing me through the website is preferred, though. But even just seeing a missed call from them will be somewhat helpful." And I have the added complication of needing to make calls with google voice. My phone refuses to use wifi calling and there's no signal up here. I THINK google voice has the option to give out a number people can call to reach your voice account? But I don't know? @AnnieTheBruce IT'S REALLY FUCKING TWISTED In fairness they do have an email system but the person I'm trying to reach never left me one. YOU KNOW WHAT'D EASIER IF WE'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE MESSAGES FOR EACH OTHER LIKE THIS? TEXTING Got all those spoons worked up to call Kaiser and then-- Had to leave a voicemail. My anxiety persists without end 🙃 @NightmareNympho What's Dustrial? This art is incredible @RaeGun2k That sounds nightmarish jesus christ D: @ACrimsonSun OMG HELL YES "@RaeGun2k aaaaaaaa hair in my vag is something I really, really, really want to avoid I'm so sorry you're going through that! D:" "@lumpenrose I'D GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST HUG RN IF I COULD, TRUST ME <3 <3 <3" "@lumpenrose OMG CONGRATS ROSE!!! Hormones fucking rock and they're gonna make you feel amazing. I'm so, so happy for you!! 💕💕💕💕💕" Not just any building. A building who had a goddamn book written about it with the express purpose to get people into the idea of preserving historical architecture. There's a lot of layers to this symbolism. I never thought I'd cry over the loss of a building I've never seen in person. Wow. "@a_alice_nsfw @EllieODaire @TheStarfa11 Spike players in kitchen table Magic are... well, I'm the furthest thing from a Spike so of course I don't understand it lol" "@EllieODaire @TheStarfa11 @a_alice_nsfw I mean, I hardly enough enough people to play with, lol. Just constructing the decks is fun enough for me :3" "@PrissyOrcGF I like to replace the rare occasions where I need to say ""grow some balls"" with ""lose some balls"" :V" @FinalBossFemme are you taking offers from cuties to let you crush their heads? asking for a friend @CookieCyboid you look so incredibly good in that outfit DAMN "@queerchangeling @Kalindlara Also, RTR/Theros Standard when he got to play with Xenagos? Fucking DELICIOUS and evil hahaha" @queerchangeling @Kalindlara Domri has always been one of my favorite Planeswalkers. His original card is SO. GOOD. @TheAshenCouncil @Kalindlara Elesh Norn: Confirmed for best fictional mommy domme "@Kalindlara @TheAshenCouncil Oh, I was joking? It's just the only remaining big villain that is technically still at large. Did they actually hint at that?" @PersephoneHime There might be a few zombie ones! :P @TheAshenCouncil @Kalindlara Next up: Return to Phyrexia! :V "@Kalindlara But I love that there's a dinosaur from Ixalan, that there's guild symbols, and who knows what other references I missed or have yet to be revealed. I started playing in RTR so this feels like a Time Spiral for my generation of Magic." "@Kalindlara Yeah, also while I understand why the smaller Planeswalkers work the way they do, Planeswalkers with one ability that aren't mythic just feels wrong to me. I'm sure they're fun in limited formats? My girls Vraska and Kiora are just complicated enchantments now 😭" "@Genderbird I mean, I definitely want to try it now and that isn't a game I'd be into normally, so mission accomplished :P" "Looking at the cards for War of the Spark and it feels like the kind of set Time Spiral was (as in, a love letter to the franchise so far) except less confusing and I won't miss it this time." "Wait, did Siege really come out in 2015? Why on earth did all my friends suddenly start playing it lmao" "Them: War of the Spark Me: Oh! Is that a Transformers thing? Them: No, it's a Magic the Gathering thing Them: Siege Me: Now I KNOW that's a Transformers thing! I love Siege too! Them: No... it's a Rainbow Six thing wtf?" "@PersephoneHime Simic is my favorite guild, followed closely by Golgari. I also like Rakdos, but enemy colored pairs are WAY more fun imo" "@AngryNerdBird That's valid, and what safewords/hard limits are for :P" "@a_alice_nsfw @EllieODaire I've been collecting/crafting EDH decks off and on for years but I haven't been seriously playing Standard decks since Khans of Tarkir, and even then I only ever played with friends in a kitchen table-like setting." "@BookiePone If I'm posting a screenshot of Baba Is You and I sound confused, you can tell me the entire solution :P" "@BookiePone Like, generally, or for myself?" "(And by the way, if you really don't want to have a gender? Congrats! You're agender! That's a real thing that people can be! Just stop being a TERF first lol)" "Around every ""gender"" and ""sex"" box we try to put things into is a fuzzy, wavey border that refuses to have its edges defined. You cannot define trans people out of our genders without lying to yourself about key ways in which you know gender operates." "There actually is a way out of this logic knot you've gotten yourselves into, and it's simply conceding that both sex and gender are complicated and not binary. That's why sometimes some of these approaches work, and sometimes they don't." "You only want the parts of both approaches that allow you to justify your hatred of us. And like, WE know that, but anyone else you're trying to recruit is just gonna be confused." "So either gender is entirely informed by sex, in which case your ""I'm gender free!"" game is pointlessly obfuscating to your potential allies, Or gender has nothing to do with your narrow definition of sex, in which case: Girldick is real" "But ""sex"" in the way cis people and especially transphobes/TERFs define it? That has nothing to do with gender. Which is kind of what allows agender & other nonbinary people to exist in the first place?" "It's even more complicated than that, though. I'm actually NOT advocating that gender MUST be decoupled from sex. The difference between me and TERFs is I would argue my sex as a trans woman is female." "TERFs' bizarre obsession with replacing every instance of the word ""gender"" with ""sex"" is so tiring. Are people checking to make sure you have a vagina before treating you like a woman? They don't with us either, hence how we both know gender isn't just informed by ""sex""" "Y'all are trying to use this against us binary trans people by differentiating between sex and gender, but anyone not caught up on your bullshit is just gonna think you're coming out as agender, lol" "I sincerely wonder how TERFs who think the gender free hashtag is a clever own against trans people would react if they were told agender people exist? ""It's impossible to not have a gender except when I pretend to not have one!!!!""" @tinyterrorposs do iiiiiiiiit :V @avn_0216_m Super cute drone slut!! 💕 @hmsnofun y'know it's weird I had the exact same thought earlier today @AngryNerdBird That goes for most people when it comes to kink-related things :P I'm talking about consensual teasing @FinalBossFemme (But still thank you so much! :3) @FinalBossFemme Yup! It clicked RIGHT after I tweeted that lol "@EllieODaire No, I stared with M13, actually, but I didn't get serious until RTR. But Inistraad block was in Standard when I started, so I definitely have fond memories of a lot of those cards" okay but what the fuck https://t.co/wFLgf61QAq "Also: Really? Didn't include ""Nintendo"" in the suggested words? Also also: Why can't I screenshot this lol https://t.co/27q9wpz5sy" I'd really like to know how many hours I've put into Hollow Knight but Nintendo is being even less helpful than usual https://t.co/hVypPFwcNk Haven't even gotten to this part of the game yet but it's in the playlist I'm listening to and it FUCKING. SLAPS. GODDAMN. https://t.co/apeEP4UroL "@hmsnofun If you've never seen several dozen gray faces react in shock/disbelief/excitement at you earnestly asking, ""What's a Homestuck?"" I highly recommend the experience." @hmsnofun Some of my most enjoyable experience at conventions were chatting with cosplayers at meetups from fandoms I wasn't a part of & asking them what the show/movie/podcast was all about I learned about Welcome to Nightvale that way. And I talked to a LOT of trolls about Homestuck lol "Anyway, MtG has been in the background of my life from way back when I thought I was unlovable/unfuckable (literally had a breakdown about it the same summer I started playing) to being a polyam trans lesbian with no shortages of cuties to date and/or fuck. It's a little surreal" Lesbians: Often clueless Trans lesbians while they're still eggs: Literal queens of cluelessness "I distinctly remember driving home thinking ""ooooooooh I think she wanted to fuck""" "lol the first real chance I had to lose my virginity was with a girl who met me while I was organizing my brand new MtG collection at the community college I went to We went on one date and I didn't understand any of the obvious advances she was making, and that was it" @TransKayleigh YES "@EllieODaire And, to be fair, I have at least ONE Abzan card in my deck. Avatar of the Resolute was too perfect for that exact mechanic to be not included." "2012: First got into Magic the Gathering, still thought I was a man 2019: Called myself a Sultai slut to 3,100 people on Twitter, am a woman" @EllieODaire So does my Sultai-colored Commander deck. It's literally all it does :P https://t.co/xBN8OpHNsM @EllieODaire no accounting for taste :P new tattoo idea "@EllieODaire Abzan has a lot of potential being B/G, but then it goes and ruins it by bringing the least interesting color to the party :P" "(Sultai the wedge, not just Sultai the clan) ... (but I ALSO love Sultai the clan because fuck yes snake women)" "Personally I think Vraska/Kiora would probably be my top ship, but then again I am a MASSIVE Sultai slut who loves monster girls :V" hey @gwen_no_fear it's your ship @Lunar_Opals https://t.co/tFKLA3eBBM "@FrigidElfBirb Yes. The next Gen (Gen 8) will likely bump it to 900+. We'll be to 1,000 Pokemon in probably half a decade." @PersephoneHime SAME "@Chopin_42 Mammalian Pokemon have to try twice as hard to wow me, so it wouldn't be one of my first choices, but owned a plush like that WOULD be pretty cool" love how i have 800+ of these assholes I can just pull up in my head like that's a thing a human brain needs space for Gourgeist Cofagrigus Dusknoir Mamoswine Nosepass Onix Noivern Electabuzz Alolan Exeggutor Lickitung "@Transhockeygirl same, tbh (though if I'm paying that much? I prefer Haunter :P)" "@Transhockeygirl And it's retail price would be $1,000 :P" @OutcastToad It's my favorite starter! I've been playing the series since the beginning and not a single starter has dethroned it :3 @Transhockeygirl There's this really big squishy one but it's only 16 inches. My ideal giant Gengar would be like 3 feet tall >:3 https://t.co/XWkB5kR19q Pokemon I really want to see get the giant plush treatment: Torterra Amoonguss Electrode Tyrantrum Aurorus Tropius Wailord Gengar Golem Krookodile Feraligatr @Kaelyrhn @Lunar_Opals fffhshhh i ttry not to be thiss little on mian >.< "@Kaelyrhn Look, I'm a sub, I'm bad at thinking like a domme. There's some examples of what I'm talking about from other people in the thread connected to the tweet at the top." "@Kaelyrhn hhhhhhgggh she hasn't yet, but she let me buy some >//////<" "@Lunar_Opals @Kaelyrhn Well, since you're both littles: I was mainly referring to my diaper and piss fetishes >/////<" @Kaelyrhn @Lunar_Opals I already told you on in another reply :P "@Kaelyrhn yeeeeaaaaaaah the DL part of ABDL was one of the embarrassing kinks I was talking about >////> I was CERTAIN I wasn't into it until one day after telling Mistress I wasn't a little for like the fifteenth time she said, ""Yes you are"" and I melted on the spot >////<" @Kaelyrhn I like being degraded? That's pretty much all there is to it. "@Lunar_Opals saaaaame x_x like I have one kink I don't even share on main and every time I think about it I'm like ""No no no I CAN'T be into that! It's so gross and degrading and uhhhhghdfsggsgh""" "@emuchaton We're in northern Colorado! Not THAT close but WAY closer than you normally are. The nearest big city to us is Fort Collins, if you wanna look it up." @Calliethulhu So Game of Thrones starring @FinalBossFemme? Sounds like an improvement to me :V I have an *embarrassing* number of kinks that even *I'm* kinda disgusted with? But then that disgust makes me like it more D: kink is really weird "@FrigidRainbow fun fact but 90% of my tweets are made while high, so :V" "@ScribbledSmut @TenaciousRanch We have space on our 40 acres for 200, eventually!" @NightmareNympho @transfilmtheory hhhh i bet i willl >////> @transfilmtheory @NightmareNympho the milking stations from fury road except it's not run by men and also i'm in one of them "@DameKraft I'll almost certainly be asking for help/advice in the coming months! I'm scared but really, really excited. I've wanted this since I was 12, no joke." @EllieODaire @Kate_Bunni @KittenFemme oh noooooooooooo D: "@NightmareNympho I have NOT been keeping up with Star Wars news, fuck. Is there a trailer yet?" @madd_madam tbh? no @DameKraft That's really exciting to hear tbh! @EllieODaire @Kate_Bunni OMG no that was from a TG fetish fic that @KittenFemme was describing a couple weeks ago lol XD "@Calliethulhu @trgrrl you're never gonna believe this but,,,, fukken same gosh x_x" "@cosmicladyrosa That actually really helps, thank you <3" "@DameKraft Yeah I've heard from other trans women that GRS can cause changes all on its own, which makes sense since it completely ends all T production even better than spiro can." "@cosmicladyrosa Not to say your compliment is wrong, but you can tell my shoulders are wider, right? Like that's not just me? My butt is cute but it's not even close to where I want it D:" "@cosmicladyrosa ""doctor could i just store my pee in my butt please""" "@ScribbledSmut Not really intentional. My theory is since muscle weighs more than fat, me losing muscle mass is responsible for my weight loss. I've been eating better and getting a TINY bit more exercise, but this is the lightest I've been in like a decade so I don't think it's that." "@Bobboman_2000 I've definitely changed too. But everything below my waist has barely changed at all, or so it seems at least." @Kate_Bunni i don't want them in a jar or baggie ew D: "losing my balls better expand my ass, in other words D:<" I by no means have a small ass. But my shoulders are SO WIDE and they need all the help they can get. I've actually been having trouble keeping my T and E levels at exactly where they should be. I'm hoping GRS will help with that. And then maybe HRT Changes 2.0??? "I've lost about 30 lbs in the past like 6 or so months but I'd gain it all back if I could just put it in my ass, hips and thighs." @madd_madam I am 100% both sub gf and stoner gf "@gwen_no_fear I peaced out after season five and never looked back. I haven't read the books so I had absolutely no issues with the showrunners doing their own thing past what the books have established, but clearly they were not up to the task." Also someone I've muted has commented on that thread. I WONDER WHO IT IS. TOO BAD I'VE MUTED THEM LOL "A ton of trans Twitter people I admire but who I'm not mutuals with have liked this tweet, and I want to thank @TransEthics for making that happen. It's been fun seeing so many cool faces in my notifications :3" Hobbes is the first cat I've raised who'll try to eat everything. The previous 4 I raised rarely were interested in human food. I just had to chase Hobbes away from eating tortellini. Twice. And after putting it away I found a THIRD half-eaten tortellini piece elsewhere. @TheStarfa11 I think in general Pokemon should be bigger. I want Charizard to be twice my size and Torterra to be big enough to lounge under the shade of their tree as they do the walking for me :3 @TheStarfa11 it kinda bothers me that furret is supposed to be that big lol "I DO like the proportions of the ""smaller"" Lapras more, tbh Biggest Lapras is SO BIG it's actually squished a bit in its body, if you look closely. I assume keeping it squishy/comfortable has to be balanced with keeping its shape when it's that big." I would actually probably be fine with the 3 foot tall Lapras but knowing that I'd probably be paying double the price really hurts x_x That Lapras was released last year and was $500 new if I remember correctly. Here's a Lapras plush eBay listing I found that looks about HALF that size and is ALSO going for $500. Apparently from 2017??? They keep making bigger and bigger Lapras plushies lol https://t.co/Kzr2TtF68h "@slowb1rd They've been sold out for months :/ New they're already hundreds of dollars, and the secondary market doubles the price because they can." I'm gonna track down one of those Lapras if it's the last thing I do D:< "@AlexaKowalski2 @TransEthics No, I just followed YOU back :P" "@persenche ""We are what they grow beyond""" @Kaelyrhn My hobbies include: Throwing stones in glass houses :P He can try to say the same about me and I don't need to debate it :V """Coming to this cold [...] [this] is not what you are making of it"" lord give me the confidence of cishet white men jesus fucking christ" "PROTIP FOR CIS PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US AND NOT JUST CLAIM THAT THEY DO: Do not ever make declarative statements about shit like this. Ask questions if you're confused, and more importantly: Listen to trans people." "My new thing is being as condescending to transphobes and their defenders as they are towards us, then muting them. It's a really satisfying approach, I highly recommend it. https://t.co/4brMEV0MS1" "@binjamberoo @NoraReed Coming to this cold, you'd be incorrect. Please keep your opinions on how Jesse feels about trans people to yourself. You're embarrassing yourself." "@Chopin_42 @GoodWitchLeigh Ah well, nevermind then." @GoodWitchLeigh hashtag slut problems :/ @GoodWitchLeigh I think we should both stop making excuses and just start the first episode tonight "@GoodWitchLeigh So I still haven't listened to it, but The Adventure Zone fits that description from what I've heard?" "Any claims from Jesse Singal saying that he doesn't have time to debate all these ridiculous accusations should be ignored. It's the only fair thing to do, given rest of the shit he's said about trans people." "I'm not saying Jesse Singal was entirely responsible for the Star Wars Prequels, I just think both sides of the debate should be present at the table!" "I'm not saying Jesse Singal has a diaper fetish, I just think he should be open to debate about that claim." "I'm not saying Jesse Singal stole and subsequently ate all the glue in his third grade class, I just think him not willing to debate people who ARE saying that is kinda telling, don't you think?" How are we supposed to respect Jesse Singal's right to exist if he's not willing to debate people who say he smells like farts??? I'm not saying Jesse Singal smells like farts! But I think he should be willing to debate people who DO say he smells like farts. "couple of hilarious typos up there but i think it adds to the ""i'm losing it"" aesthetic" """I'm not saying trans people aren't human! But also, they should debate people who DO say that. And they should debate me. Those two categories of people are not at all related"" - Jesse Singal to himself because no one else is listening" i'm losing fucking my shit at the fact that jesse singal tacitly admitting he thinks trans people aren't human i'm literally laughing out loud what the fuck is happening??? @Gay_In_Space7 KEKE IS PULL OF COURSE "@OneLameShark Fuck yeah! That seems like EXACTLY the thing they'd be sure to include, given what Siege has delivered so far. Preordering three for sure!" @Gay_In_Space7 baba is pull??? :D "@RainaThrownAway It didn't even occur to me. I would've at least tried it had I thought of it, lol" @RainaThrownAway It wasn't enough to make me realize two rules can overlap in a cross pattern like a crossword. Someone on Telegram had to tell me outright lol "@TracerPlace Another friend just helped, and I was in fact missing a core function of how the game works. I got it now <3" "@TracerPlace I think I must be missing some core function of how the game works, because that doesn't help :/" "@a_alice_nsfw well it just so happens ""yes"" is exactly what I'm doing :V" "I'm thinking ""Grass is stop"" can in fact be used, because for rules it doesn't want you to touch, it just puts those rules inside walls and then ""Wall is stop"" also inside walls. This rule being at all accessible makes me think it's that way for a reason?" "I can be the flag and I can make Baba a win, but neither of those complete the puzzle." "I can't be nothing, so that ""Baba is you"" pretty much has to stay there? But the only other ""is"" is on the edge, and you can't pull in this game, only push. I've hit a wall and this is like the 7th level or something." welp i'm already stuck #BabaIsYou #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/OQZ137iWtx Now the real question is should I pre-order 3 of these guys or wait and see if they end up making a retool without the camera lens on his chest and buy two of those? https://t.co/kqb5Wr0KJG "@deathpigeon @Calliethulhu Excouse moue, iut's errouours, not errours" @AriMadeOfCotton @Calliethulhu Uhhhhh let's see if I get this right: US pants = UK trousers UK pants = US underwear twitter is TOO 👏 HORNY 👏 TODAY thank you 😭 @APrivateRobin @nyaakat hhggn s-sometimes >.> "@APrivateRobin @nyaakat i'm officially flustered, this is hot >////>" this is about as cursed as my tweets get tbh @GoodWitchLeigh gggggghhhh 💦 @GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu hhhhhh huge same x_x 💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu @GoodWitchLeigh YYES @GoodWitchLeigh ooooh that sounds nice actually there isn't much you couldn't convince me to do if you insult me enough while doing it~ "my degradation kink informs so many of my other kinks, it's wild" @Hypnothulhu hhheck >/////> @IEatAccordions Cute! 💕 May I retweet? when your Diglett is under lock & Klefki and all you can do is Squirtle 😍🔒💦 "@QuestForTori Wow, I had completely forgotten. And in Gen IV I spent a TON of time leveling up with the Elite Four to complete my Living Dex, moreso than any subsequent Gen. I guess after I went through it once I didn't have much of a reason to go back to Victory Road, lol" "@QuestForTori I've played every Gen and I can't remember there ever being wild Lapras. Then again, after I got mine in FireRed, my collection never needed another so I wasn't paying that close attention lol" @trgrrl Squirtle is best boy tho https://t.co/3bKhMqkH78 the results so far are fascinating https://t.co/YBHaLKfPY1 seriously tho i highly recommend sucking dick @Anarcho_Vampire smoking weed and sucking dick is a real peanut butter chocolate situation tbh @DinosaurDracula I often think about this snack and how it's no longer with us. Of course you tracked down a bag :P @NightmareNympho You have good taste in Amiibos! :3 https://t.co/04MPCR3G04 @OneLameShark THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG :333 "@deathpigeon I blocked him long before he had the chance to block me, lol" @OneLameShark @MaiaFranklyn Your parents have alpacas? Cool! :3 @Kaelyrhn @SixoTF That would be Groove! "@gwen_no_fear @Calliethulhu This thread legitimately makes me wish I kept my boy pants, dammit" "@transfilmtheory Nah, Shmi is back from the dead and SHE. IS. PISSED." @UncannyJosie omg you beat me by like two hours lol <3 @WilloIllo The subreddit A Bra That Fits has a measurement guide that I found extremely helpful! @lumpenrose thank you uwu I'll just QT this here because I'm in an exhibition-y mood :3c "@WilloIllo I found the staff at Torrid to be really awesome and helpful when it came time to buy my first underwire bra, but Torrid bras are really expensive >.>" @lumpenrose fits like a glove~ https://t.co/3o8gEpwbcB @MaiaFranklyn We own ten alpacas and are about to own nearly 100 :V "Like this sounds silly but it's easy to forget how bras are ""supposed"" to fit when you're trans and have wide shoulders. They never fit PERFECTLY, but this is the closest to a perfect fit I've felt in months lol" I guess I look pretty cute today? We're gonna go check on the rest of our incoming alpaca herd today! 💕✨ https://t.co/Zp71FsovDY who has two thumbs and just went down a bra notch size? this bitch 😎 @WitchAfterDark hhhhhh that does sound hot >////> "@CookieCyboid Yeah, there was a particular nonbinary person who is pretty vocal about hating that word, & I don't want to make everyone uncomfortable, & tbh I didn't think switching back to nonbinary would've been bad I'm adding ""likes the word enby"" to the list of things I know about you :3" "@MetteusAtoll You are stunningly, unbelievably beautiful AND gorgeous, babe 😍💕✨" @flamequil The offer to visit the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is extended to every trans person 💕 @CookieCyboid I'm so here for that @PrissyOrcGF @NightmareNympho I have a Kyberlight lightsaber that you can I pick the colors on and I usually go with neon pink :333 "It's really hard to imagine myself as anything but unabashedly queer, but for the longest damn time I was convinced I was a cishet man and I can't even wrap my head around that anymore." "@ButchPrincessG Same, same, same. I buried it all too. I thought I was okay with being a man, even if I often wished I were a woman. Spoilers: I was not okay with being a man." I'm soooooo disconnected from who I was pre-transition. It's a wild feeling. "It's not even that I consciously hated looking at myself either! For a while there I had a pretty kickass beard. But I just never even stopped to think to take a picture of it? It's so weird, who even was I." Sometimes I wish I took my photos of myself pre-transition. It'd be nice to have more than that one photo I use. It just never occurred to me to take selfies which sounds so bizarre to me now. "@maegodhavemercy I really liked that episode as a kid, but I've had a transformation kink since I was like, 4 lol" "@Rory__Walker @GoodWitchLeigh Transitioning can definitely have a positive effect on a ton of aspects in your life. I know you would've transitioned already had you had the opportunity too, tho :/" @transfilmtheory guilty as charged >//////> Also one of the many reasons Star Trek is just American Doctor Who "The episode of Voyager with super-evolved dinosaur aliens is good, actually." "@Rory__Walker @GoodWitchLeigh Love can be a bit subjective, though. If you feel like you mean it, it counts." "@Rory__Walker @GoodWitchLeigh I used to feel similarly. For me it was I didn't know what ""friendship"" was. I never had a friend like I saw others have. For me that changed when I transitioned, but I don't think that's applicable here." "@Rory__Walker @GoodWitchLeigh If you're compelled at any point to say it, you mean it." "@ThatHeckinBirby I've heard some queers say ""I love your hair!"" being queerspeak for ""I'm gay, you gay?"" but I can't imagine that's 100% reliable. Also how did I only just now notice you have a main account again? You were already following me too I'm terrible at this lol" @GoodWitchLeigh I want to way more than I do. I still sometimes worry some friends will be weirded out by it :/ "@CookieCyboid okay but like, huge same" "@acutebitten @Calliethulhu hardest, most difficult poll ever! D:<" @Calliethulhu Nuh-uh!!!!! >////> @WilloIllo it's a secret to no one :V "Alright, even though I could probably guess the results, I'm curious. What am I? :P" https://t.co/Z5QRm0LGXJ @kirwinia I don't understand what someone could possibly gain from doing such a shitty thing. It's just childishly hurting people :/ "@ScribbledSmut HRT absolutely does this, heh >////>" "@maritronic9k It's my favorite Star Trek theme by far. And it's downright shocking the two themes we got after it, considering how incredible it is and how.... not the next two were." "@NightmareNympho Yeah I've been a serious Transformers fan for 13 years, I thought I knew that movie backwards and forwards, and he pointed stuff out I never noticed before." "@MaiaFranklyn And no, most of them in the US don't look like that." @MaiaFranklyn That's our fireplace :P @norintha Please do! "Estrogen's a helluva drug, y'all" "What's wild about adding City of Tears to that list is I don't even know why I'm crying. I haven't learned much about the city yet. I know some tragic shit must've happened, but it's solely the melody that makes me well up when I hear it." "Music that makes me cry, a short list I've been compiling: - Star Trek Voyager theme - Undertale - Undertale OST - City of Tears - Hollow Knight OST" "You see that goddamn precious face Takkun (in the middle) gives me? She weaponized that shit to her own ends, and I gladly fall for it every time tbh" "It's a ""back of the couch"" kinda night I guess https://t.co/o7eRM7c9LU" @kirwinia You definitely do. @kirwinia @norintha That's astoundingly shitty of her. "@nyaakat I could never do that with Mistress (and she wouldn't want me to lol) but it soooooooo hot to watch/hear about, unf~" "I still feel like my glasses & long hair do a ton of work feminizing my face, but like, I have my hair down and my glasses on most of the time. So no matter how much I try to convince myself that this isn't that big of a change, the end result is still that I look like a girl :3" @nyaakat hhhhhhhh subs switching on their dommes is so extremely good i dunno why >.< "@kirwinia It's absolutely, without a doubt, okay to be upset by that. You're allowed space to process the emotions you're dealing with, and they're not owed your time and energy." "@Triclilith You know what? Me too, I'm tired of putting it off" My face has become noticeably rounder and cuter on HRT. I still will occasionally do a double take when I look in the mirror and it's wonderful 💕 "@nyaakat I saw, it was really cute and hot! :3c" "no seriously if colorado is the furry state, where are all my local furry friends at D:<" @princessproto NORK NORK :V @ClockworkQTDoll omg Ark doesn't count :P @APrivateRobin @nyaakat hhhhh cute >.> 💦 I don't know why Colorado is the furry state but I'm not complaining "@TheStarfa11 The Wanderer's Journal? Yeah, I'm definitely gonna get that too :3" @quatoria @NightmareNympho He still has organic parts. That's explicitly why he died :P @GoodWitchLeigh @AliceAvizandum farm bitch squad 😎 There are so many achievements in Hollow Knight but here's what I got in 3 days of playing #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/FqIC8YQyQH "@quatoria @Calliethulhu (Also if we're talking about old video game consoles and you say ""Zee-Ex-Spectrum"" you're gonna get laughed at, plain and simple)" "@acutebitten @Calliethulhu No, it's Americans who think we own it :P" "@quatoria @Calliethulhu Okay the main reason ""Zee"" is preferable to ""Zed"" is it finishes the alphabet song's rhyming scheme. But ""Zed"" SOUNDS way cooler." "@Calliethulhu Oh NO I physically cringed a bit. Well, for what it's worth, I do try to add non-bizarre-US-measurements in parenthesis in my tweets, and I try to keep up with language differences between different English-speaking countries. Your pre-translation is certainly appreciated :P" @Calliethulhu Awwww you shouldn't need to do that. You think we do the same for y'all? "@Calliethulhu Like, US pants or UK pants? :P" "@EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 It's not so much the length you should worry about, but the incline :P I'm terrible at distance but like, a long way. Probably would take me 3 minutes to walk from the house to the front gate." "@EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 Well, if you're ever in the area and can/want to visit, feel free to DM me or Mistress! :3" @EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 oh noooooo never go to Loveland while trans if you can help it D: "@EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 You didn't! I just don't know the roads enough to be sure you were way off, lol. We're in that very general, very large area, sure :P" @NightmareNympho @GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu whomst among us "@EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 I mean we're not IN Fort Collins, it's just the closest city I feel comfortable sharing on Twitter. I'm just shocked you Sherlock Holmes'd that so well. I don't think you can see our house from Owl Canyon Rd, though? I dunno tho, I'm too gay to drive." "@EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 Oh, that's cool! Didn't know you had a route through Colorado! But it's not like we have a giant, light-up ""TRANS RANCH HERE"" sign above our house. How did you find us? :P" @nyaakat I think for me I'm reserving judgement until after my surgery. Sex is really hard to enjoy with genital dysphoria >_> @EllieODaire @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 That's... a road near us. How on earth did you name it so fast? @APrivateRobin we can perfectly see how much of a good girl you're being! :D "@nyaakat I go back and forth on whether or not I might be ace, tbh. I absolutely identified as ace for a time a few years ago. No idea anymore :/" @maegodhavemercy Was that the same package that came with a lifetime subscription? I remember being surprised any modern game would have such a thing. @SophieMcCallDSM @radix42 Stop by the Fort Collins area and you can see our 100% trans owned and operated alpaca ranch :3 "@norintha I'm gonna order this next payday, love. We'll have that map framed in our house by summer <3" IT INCLUDES A CLEANING CLOTH Like I could get the PS4 version and actually KIND OF justify the purchase but I love the Switch so much???? "lol, remember that time I bought the Undertale collector's edition on PC even though I already owned it on Steam and despite the fact that my PC doesn't even have a disc drive because I wanted all the other goodies? yeah sure glad I'm never doing that again >_> https://t.co/C6x3YDhgVP" "@Daemonia94 Haven't played any of those, so I feel confident naming HK as my favorite :P" Hollow Knight: 2019's 2017 Game of the Year oh my goddess they actually make a hornet plush O___O https://t.co/pKfOOIoMyW "@Daemonia94 Games that I played, lol. Pretty sure Hollow Knight would've beat out the other entries, though. And I've played Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild!" What the fuck other games even came out in 2017? I'm pretty sure Hollow Knight would've been my game of the year had I played it then. @nyaakat @APrivateRobin bold of you to just up and challenge your domme like that :P @toygrind Transformers Animated could only exist in the few years that it did. It was experimental on a level Hasbro doesn't seem as willing to try anymore. @APrivateRobin hi this nonsense is too cute @neondreamgirl i'm so many of these tho @ThatQueenMab @ponettplus I was 24 in 2011. Are you really that much older than me? :P "@gwen_no_fear Because every movie since the prequels ended have taken place in an era were Jedi are all but extinct :P If they do the Old Republic movie/trilogy that they should, we'll see a ton of different colors I bet." @APrivateRobin 😍 "@KittenFemme I'm so excited for you both! I kinda see it as a community thing too, I know what you mean. You're both good friends of mine and I love seeing my friends happy :D" @lucashoal I'd love to share if you ever end up visiting :3 "@nyaakat It and the room/house it's going in need to be built first, but ABSOLUTELY! :3" "Basically, my room could function as an escape on many levels. I would just need to work at making sure I don't disappear in there all the time lol" "Also, putting my computer in my bedroom is probably a good idea. I do love my work station under the stairs set up that I have going on right now, but needing to be in the living room when I'm trying to wind down in a house with 4+ other people can be stressful." @KamenSpider OH HECK YEA I HAVE TRYPTICON ALL READY FOR HIM :3 being little and being a stoner go together like peanut butter and chocolate imo "@nyaakat If you ever end up visiting Colorado, know that we will absolutely provide all you can consume pot :V" "I'm sorry, who? (she asks, clicking the pre-order button) https://t.co/VniReHsG3G" "be little, do weed" @Hypnothulhu The theoretical kink math says there must be a way Do they have flying in Battle for Azeroth yet? I know there'll be rep I probably have to grind for it. I know how this usually works. I'm just wondering if it's been unlocked yet. @lucashoal i feel smol just thinking about it aaaaaaa "My big concern was that I don't often like to sleep by myself, but like, this is a polyam household. I can just go sleep in Mistress' bed. Maybe most nights. It's a much simpler solution." "So basically, my primary room would have a my-size crib which is uhhhhhhh an unbelievable dream come true? I can't believe this is even on the table? Mommy spoils me so much???????????" Lesson learned: Don't let the 3-year-old design the house >< "In a few years we're planning on rebuilding the house from scratch, and I mentioned to Mistress that I'd like to have a small room where I can just be little in, and she surprised me by saying her plan is to make my primary bedroom 100% little >.>" Revenge of the Sith Return of the Jedi Rise of Skywalker They almost tell a story on their own @puppychan48 It's good to take responsibility for your actions. But I think you might be popular enough that there's nothing you can say or do that'll stop literally everyone from ever saying mean things. There'll always be a few people who do that stuff. It's best to block them and move on. "@cosmicladyrosa It's okay, I understand. I'm just having a day where I complain a lot. No one should have to be subjected to this lol" "@puppychan48 I see your apologies so often but I never see the things you're apologizing for? Maybe I follow too many people. For what little it might be worth, I don't think you're messing up on the scale you think you are?" I really want to listen to my music but there's been a slight hiccup in transferring over my old files on the updated PC :/ @ponettplus I refuse to believe the people who are too young to remember Homestuck are old enough to use Twitter "HI I'M JUST AN IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE BITCH IF YOU THINK THE ABOVE TWEET APPLIES TO YOU, IT PROBABLY DOESN'T I'M SORRY IN DON'T KNOW HOW TO LET YOU DOWN EASY SO I AVOID CONFRONTING IT DIRECTLY I SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHO I AM DATING AND LEAVE IT AT THAT" "@QuestForTori I do this too, no worries <3" "Y'know, they've never once liked one of these tweets where I vent about this. They probably know. And I should probably drop this." "Clearing the air might be better, I just don't want to make things awkward between us. Clearly the ""trying to ignore these feelings"" approach isn't working. I dunno, I often feel the need to vent about this, sorry >_<" "There's honestly only one person on here I wish I could ask out, though. The rest are ""crushes I'm not sure I want to date"" But I'm not sure what's worse: Bringing up this fact with them, or waiting until I can visit them and letting these feelings build up until then >_>" @nyaakat (no but seriously that sounds fun) "@lumpenrose I've been having a bad day too, I understand <3 *offers hugs*" "@nyaakat also, a 69 while peeing? that sounds messy" "@lumpenrose The real issue is I can't do long distance relationships. But going on the scenario you commented on: If teloporters were real and affordable, I'd like to get to know you in person a bit before we talked about dating <3" @FrigidElfChild That's fair. There are things I wish Mistress could do for me but she can't do everything. I know that frustration well. I really do hope you find someone who can help :/ "Hell is crushing on several girls who don't crush on me, while way more girls I'm not crushing on crush on me. It gets harder and harder to talk about this shit because of it. If I'm being ambiguous, please don't ask if I'm talking about you." @nyaakat I dunno if I want to read an erotic story about a horny New Zealander but I'll give it a shot I guess? There are a number of you I'd ask out right the fuck now if teleporter technology became real and free to use. "The real issue is I can't do long distance relationships. Like, they're hard anyway, but my shitty mountain internet makes voice chat all but impossible. We might be able to get internet that isn't satellite soon tho, so that might help. I dunno." "@FrigidElfChild You're not looking for a dom because you're between doms again, are you? It's none of my business, I'm just wondering if there was a breakup I didn't hear about. If so, I'm sorry you're going through that. You deserve the best dom in the world, truly." "Me: I'd love to date some more people Also me: I'm exclusively a sub, one who's already owned and loyal to her owner, also my dysphoria means my junk is off limits, and I can't do anal. Ladies, please, contain your orgasms." @FrigidElfChild yay I lose the hardest! :D "@FrigidElfChild soooo the double negative means you DO want someone in education, employment or training? because if so, I literally fit none of the qualifiers which I find amusing" @FrigidElfChild what's a neet "@GoodWitchLeigh I don't have a strong opinion on them and couldn't tell you what songs they sing off the top of my head I do however have a strong opinion of music culture & how every band has a reputation & you have to be ""careful"" of who you enjoy. I thought we all graduated from high school?" @WilloIllo @ToniQueene @Calliethulhu okay now i'm just thinking about the completely improbable scenario of portal 3 both existing and having loot boxes because if they were companion cubes i'd kinda lose it "@Calliethulhu I've been enjoying sharing it! And I especially enjoy when I see you like one of my tweets. Like, yeah, you understand how much fun I'm having :3" "@ToniQueene @Calliethulhu ""Game enhancement cubes""" "I really want to play more Hollow Knight, if I'm being honest. But I also really want to play it with Jen being my map/player's guide/gaming buddy. That was an incredibly fun experience specifically because she was there. But that means I need to wait a week to play it again D:" @ToniQueene @Calliethulhu But they'll call it something else. @Calliethulhu That's what the (Jim Sterling voice) TRIPLE AAAAAAAAA industry does. It takes good ideas or at least okay ideas and runs them into the ground until we have to be assured by them they won't try it again. "@WilloIllo @FroyoBaggins @Calliethulhu I want the same, and luckily, regardless of whatever else happens, Johnson is giving us an entire trilogy of Star Wars movies now." "Also, it being The Rise of Skywalker makes it more ambiguous as to who it's talking about. Might even simply be talking about the legend of the name itself." "Interestingly, we now have a trilogy of titles which start with ""The"" We've had two titles like that before, but everyone forgets Empire Strikes Back is supposed to have one too." "Remember: It's The Rise OF Skywalker, not Rise of THE Skywalker. This series can't take having two entries with the same acronyms :P" @WilloIllo @Calliethulhu You didn't. There's no need to apologize. @Calliethulhu @WilloIllo You didn't. I get too emotionally investing in Star Wars movies. It's silly and I need to work on it. "@WilloIllo @Calliethulhu Okay, if you both dislike Abrams, that should have been your primary argument. I largely enjoy the movies he makes. TFA was fantastic. That's where I'm coming from. Discussions like these are upsetting to me and I should stop having them. Sorry." @WilloIllo @Calliethulhu Have I said you said it's an awful movie? I'm saying the franchise has earned more faith than you both seem to think it has? "@Calliethulhu @WilloIllo The Last Jedi, the best Star Wars movie ever made, was made under the exact same system that you seem pretty convinced there's a high likelihood will fuck everything up. Like, a teaser trailer is already making you worry? Really?" "@WilloIllo @Calliethulhu Yes, he has played this game before, and you'll note last time he played it, it didn't end with a definitive answer :P If Kylo was right, we're never going to even learn her parents' NAMES, so it'll STILL be ambiguous. Abrams loves ambiguity." "@Calliethulhu @WilloIllo We don't have a precedent for this. Last time there was a trilogy, Papa Lucas was in charge. The closest time they got to ""fucking up"" post-Disney era was Solo, and that wasn't an awful movie. Not in the ways you're worried RoS will be." @WilloIllo @Calliethulhu It's a teaser trailer. It doesn't even have a PLOT. Y'all can't make claims like this this early :P @Calliethulhu @WilloIllo Third entries in trilogies are rarely the best. But I think it'll surprise us in a good way. @Calliethulhu @WilloIllo Do you think Kathleen Kennedy and everyone at Lucasfilm doesn't know what The Last Jedi was and what it was trying to do? Letting someone overwrite what the last guy (who you just gave an entire new trilogy to) did is not how you run a franchise. @Calliethulhu @WilloIllo So the dark side cave lied to her too? That'd be a first for the series. @PrissyOrcGF better tiddie than i can draw most days @WilloIllo @Calliethulhu The trailer is nostalgic just like the trailers for TFA were. Why on earth is that worrying? "@WilloIllo @Calliethulhu I don't know what the fuck either of you are talking about, lol Abrams can't undo what Johnson did. He did great with The Force Awakens, he's not gonna have ""Fuck up the entire point of the middle chapter"" as his swan song." "Only once the Skywalker lineage has become legend can they become more than the flawed humans they were. I dunno, I'm still formulating this theory in my head but I think you can see where I'm going with it. The last shot of The Last Jedi will be expanded upon." "I think you could argue that the light side doesn't care about lineages. Maybe that's what it was trying to teach everyone. It saw potential in Anakin and Luke, but both of them were brought down by the expectations foisted upon them." "Another angle they could take: The legend of Skywalker is inspiring to enough people across the galaxy that neither that lineage nor the Jedi themselves were necessary in defeating the dark side once and for all. The prophecy will be fulfilled, directly because of Skywalker." "If Leia couldn't become the Jedi she deserved to be, maybe her son can." "How the fuck did I miss Episode IX's title? Social media is supposed to plaster that everywhere, dammit. Anyway, it's not a hint that Rey is a Skywalker. There is another. Just like how Jedi (as in, ""The Last Jedi"") can be plural, this title is toying with our expectations." "@WilloIllo How the fuck did I miss that it has a title? Normally those are plastered everywhere. Kylo is a Skywalker. The title might want to play with our expectations that Rey might be a Skywalker a little, but just how Jedi can be plural in ""The Last Jedi,"" there is another Skywalker." "I get PMS symptoms every month, but I DON'T get cramps every month. No, my body waits until I forget that they're even a thing, THEN brings them back so I go through several doses of pepto wondering why the fuck it isn't working before I remember cramps exist x_x" @WilloIllo I saw no hints like that of any kind? "*not tho ""now"" makes me sound even more lesbian i guess ahaha" @FrigidElfQueen Omg Sara!!! Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 now to be such a lesbian but i am such a lesbian This is how 90% of my drawing sessions go tbh "The fact that the new Episode IX trailer even HINTS at Emperor clones kinda floors me. I don't think(???) they'll be using that particular EU storyline, but you know that they knew fans would wonder, given the hint they dropped." "@SaishyKitty I really love it, but this section in particular can go to hell lol" @trgrrl I lit up when they just up and confirmed Lando will be in it :3 Was so busy playing Hollow Knight today I didn't watch the Episode IX trailer until just now. Of course I fucking loved it and I can't wait :3 "I don't know how I would've programmed spikes if I made this game, but ""Throw you back at the beginning of the puzzle"" ain't fucking it." "Well, since I wanted to play through this with Jen, and since she's leaving tomorrow morning to go see some of her friends out of state for a week: Congrats, Bullshit Scrooge McDuck Centipedes Platforming Puzzle, you've officially killed my momentum. For a week." Bullshit platforming puzzles like this one significantly reduce a game's replayability for me #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/FdzDktwvwT Apparently this was a character I could've met had I found this area sooner :/ #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/h1OVhXknje This game is really horny #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/kok0orkchF Oh no the infection spread D: #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/eZMVDyZfQ2 This is lewd #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/frDRbV0561 Yesssssss! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4XMxCxyPkX Joni's Blessing is the best charm for bosses I swear #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/MceQcf3G9o HECK. YES. #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/csLmTe6nZV @Kaelyrhn I had @norintha as my player's guide. She had a map ready and experience playing it. Still a hard game tho @tinyterrorposs Classic Metroidvania with a shop. It really is #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/41QHyEQawf I avoided this fight for so long lol #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Ctlwm43Ir1 Is City of Tears just Anor Londo for bugs? @BoringNerdyKate @acvalens Cis people :/ "These characters couldn't have just been made for this area, right? #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VlSODdeXZr" This cavern is filled with such interesting characters. I want to learn more of their stories #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/YqcwxeGp34 Some dark shit went down in this kingdom #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ehHugxM42W No ascension for Gorb. Just dying. #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/znUYNZvD1y @emuchaton goals tho "@TerraSirena I've noticed that too, and yeah, it's extremely creepy." "@Calliethulhu Olives are one of the few foods I hate, actually https://t.co/6t8xXxJCsw" @TheStarfa11 SAME Soul Master is a harrowing fight x_x #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/QjMFvz9PwL No wait maybe this is my favorite area #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/WpHkstu4Mk City of Tears is probably my favorite area in this game tbh #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/euomaYo3z3 FINALLY. #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/HfFF5WTRUp "@burnsbabe Its okay, I'll just call them" MASK GET #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/o2tDWHq9ij @ExistentialEnso Yeah I know someone with a hair they missed and I don't want that D: @FrigidElfChild I'm going to. Just low spoons today :/ "@JenApparently okay but like, it did" @DameKraft I'm the rare trans woman who doesn't know surgeon names. But feel free to DM it to me or post it here or whatever you'd like. @Kate_Bunni oh no my mouth is opening with my tongue out all on its own~ @pouchedfox WELP Thank you. I'll have to call them after all I guess >.< @Kate_Bunni plz ;_; "@PrissyOrcGF Egg me, only playing female characters in Overwatch for the last remaining months I was still convinced I was a guy: This is normal" "@PrissyOrcGF Same, but with Overwatch :V" tfw when you do in fact share a common interest just thinkin about one of my favorite memes https://t.co/JjmhA3atTY "Ultimately removing the ""wrong"" hairs will just waste time and nothing else. I do not at all mind having less pubic hair than I need to." All Autobot Cops Are (secretly) Barricade I found a diagram online! Looks a lot like the one I was given. Is there any reason to think this varies between surgeons? I kinda doubt it? @VOID_FRIEND EVEN HOTTER >////////> @VOID_FRIEND Most of our entire system is now curious if we can do that too so thanks :P "@suezobeam Some pubic hair is recommended to cover up scarring. And the more hair we remove, the longer it'll take. Just getting the necessary parts means I can get my surgery sooner." @VOID_FRIEND hot :3 "Months ago I was given a diagram for where to remove hair on my junk in prep for surgery that I then promptly lost. I can call the transgender coordinator at Kaiser for another copy, but phone anxiety And there's a time limit! I need it by the 29th for my first elecro session" "@RaeGun2k Worth it to have the hole in the right place. I can't wait to feel all this myself, even if recovery can be rough." @ACrimsonSun This is a mood I've never seen so perfectly summed up. Literally like just a few years before I transitioned I thought I was unlovable/unfuckable. The whiplash transitioning has caused in that regard is real. @RaeGun2k aaaaaaaa is it supposed to do that D: "@princessproto I feel this thread in the deepest, darkest part of my soul." "*yourself, not herself in the tweet at the top up there that's a weird typo" "If I've ever called you a friend, I care about you a lot Maybe too much, honestly I guess that sounds like a humble brag but it really does fuck with me a lot" "Online relationships are kinda fucked up because sometimes you can convince herself that the love you feel for your friends isn't reciprocated. It feels like that can happen less with in-person relationships? I dunno, I'm feeling kind down today :/" @eilidhmax @Triclilith @Genderbird https://t.co/NkZTmZNVg3 @Triclilith @Genderbird fuckin' geeing it yaldi innit? (i don't have any idea either) "@GuildingLilly I guess she's forgotten straight trans people are in the minority. Most of us are bi, but a not-insignificant number of us are gay. Did she forget the ""It gets better"" campaign too? Support for gay kids happens, even if perhaps not frequently enough." @ellle_em Yeah but he's an asshole that only a few asshole kids like to hang around with. Pumpkin King is a popularity contest just like Prom King is :P @nyaakat pee cravings are no joke "@ellle_em According to the GBA prequel game, it's an elected position that Oogie Boogie was certain he was a shoe-in for, hence the resentment." "There is this undeniable sense that y'all can't just let us live our lives. You need to be reminded that we're ""REALLY"" [so-and-so]. And you take that information and use it to continue to be bigoted towards us and ignorant about gender. We're not here to coddle your ignorance." "Giving her deadname, reminding cis people that ""She used to be a man"" (which is a statement that needs a LOT of clarifying AT BEST, but it mostly just a lie) recontextualizes her torture. Cis people can then draw on their latent transphobia, making it easier to dehumanize her." "Chelsea Manning is currently being tortured in part because she's a trans woman. That context is more important than whatever meaningless context her deadname might provide. Historically, this will be and should be framed as state-endorsed abuse and torture of a trans woman." "Like I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't learn who Chelsea Manning was until after she transitioned. As I understand it, some of the events in her life that made her famous was pre-transition? But I don't need to know that. And neither do you, cis people." It's also a false assurance. It maintains your bigoted understanding of gender and trans people. For all intents and purposes? For most trans people? We didn't exist before we transitioned. We were shadows of our true selves. And OBSESSING over our old dying shadows is fucked up """Changing genders"" is an extreme oversimplification, but even THAT oversimplification is too much for cis people to deal with. Being reminded of a deadname or a pre-transition face gives them that ""Ooooh now I see how you used to be a man"" assurance. That assurance is not owed." "In general, it's considered polite to treat trans peoples' genders as having always been there, just unknown to the trans person in question But there is a transition from being perceived as one gender to being perceived as another, which cis people would call ""changing genders""" "It's pretty obvious why this is done. Why every news article, every wikipedia entry notes what a prominent trans person's old identity is IMMEDIATELY. It's reassurance to cis people. Their narrow view of gender can be maintained. ""Remember, she used to be a Kevin.""" There is never a case where you're owed our old names or faces. So stop acting like it's your right to know that information. You do it CONSTANTLY. And we notice. Every time. You're not fooling anyone. "Like, it goes beyond just needing context. Every time. It's an obsession. You feel you're owed a right to what it's obvious you feel are our ""real"" names and faces. Just stop it." "Cis people, two things: 1. I don't think you're aware of this, but you're constantly OBSESSED with learning the deadnames and pre-transition faces of trans people 2. You need to stop doing that. It's extremely creepy" "@Bobboman_2000 @Chopin_42 calling it mandatory DOES make me wetter, so I approve this measure" "So now I'll sometimes just sing to myself ""Whaaaaat are we dooooooing to pigs?"" and no one on earth knows what the fuck I'm singing" Obviously I can't do it justice in text form but I was like 16 and it was the funnest goddamn shit "One of my favorite moments from the classic Daily Show era is when they had a story about some scientific experimenting on pigs & I'm pretty sure they got They Might Be Giants to sing ""What are we doing to pigs?"" Then two weeks later they used it AGAIN for a DIFFERENT pig story" it's 20-goddamn-19 where's my synthetic drone body dammit @Genderbird @trgrrl red paint @ellle_em I love torties so much! My tortie is named Takkun and she's so soft and snuggly :3 "*bouncing on her head Bounding kinda works too, almost" "Next round, I was bounding on her head and barely getting touched. I could see code. I knew kung fu. I think it took me only two more tries, but during both of them I *GOT* it. I was laughing. It clicked and I loved it. That's why I love that game. And I'm gonna beat it." "I talked about this yesterday, but there was a moment during my attempts at beating Hornet in Hollow Knight where I could feel it click. Jen said, ""You could go grinding maybe?"" and I said, ""No. I got this.""" "@anabella_birman I don't think I'll watch this lest it discourage me. I assume it's a hard part of the game? I'll be ready for it when I get to it, lol" "@Calliethulhu In case anyone is wondering, Nintendo makes good, solid, throwable controllers :V" "@Calliethulhu Yeah, Jen was telling me the colosseum gives you like 1,800 or something? But 600 was the most I'd ever had in the game up until that point. I recall the similar moment happened in Dark Souls III in that level where you're on the roof of that huge building like forever." @JessicaNgtmare What the actual fuck is wrong with that man. Does he realize that even animation fans hate him? Like he has no more fans at this point? Ugh. @anabella_birman Oh I'm not stopping until I've beaten it. "@Calliethulhu I FOUND A RANCID EGG TOO I KNEW ALL THIS JEN HAD BEEN GIVING ME TIPS, I KNEW ABOUT THIS BLEEEEEEEGH" @Calliethulhu OH YEAH THAT ONE PERSON I FOUND TALKING ABOUT REGRETS Fuuuuuuuuuck I found them RIGHT BEFORE that too. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Casssdreams adjustable heights of course! :3 Your soul already fucking ATTACKS you which sounds like something Soulsbourne games do but actually somehow haven't done. I think that's payment enough for the difficulty curve. "Maybe there's a charm that, when you're on the same screen as your soul, makes it attract to you? Basically triggers its aggro the second you're on the same screen? I'd enjoy that a lot." "So yeah, losing 600+ geos killed my momentum. I'm not sure how the placement of your soul (or whatever it's called) is determined in Hollow Knight, but it's Not Great. Often." "I played Hollow Knight basically all day yesterday and all the deaths didn't stop me. I kept going. Until I found the area where you have to Scrooge McDuck on top of a spiky bug in some danger liquid, and I died. My soul, the one holding 600+ geos? ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PIT." @TheSecretCallie mood :/ *hugs* @GoodWitchLeigh You and i are gonna stay mutuals tho because i'm ugly as shit hell yes 😎😎😎 (i'm feeling fine about myself i just had to share that joke because it made me laugh) "@GoodWitchLeigh We never really talk about it as a community but yeah, mood. There's no objective standard for beauty, or passing, but sometimes seeing another trans femme who I think it prettier than me can fuck me up. And then I feel like shit afterwards for so many reasons." "@tainkirrahe On the original toy they were so floppy and never stayed in place it seemed. But from videos and pictures I've seen of the MP version, they lock into place nicely. I think aesthetically they balance out his silhouette, but they are kind superfluous." height should function as an extension of where you lie on the sub/domme scale super subby? you're smoll as heck big domme energy? you're taller than all the subs (unless you like the tall sub aesthetic in which case it can be reversed at will) @PrissyOrcGF i'm taller but can i just pretend to be smoller? uwu "Twitter should be a fun place to exist in. It can't always be, but if there are easy ways to make this place less hellish, I'm gonna go that route. It's not worth it to be anxious all the time about everything." "hell, honestly, even if we're mutuals i might still unfollow you this is goddamn self care" aaaaayyyy if you badmouth a mutual of mine and it's shit that i confirmed months ago was pure bullshit lies and you and i aren't mutuals? eeeeeeasy unfollow lol i don't have time for that bullshit in my life "@NightmareNympho Gotcha! That makes way more sense, lol Like I said, they let me have TransSalamander :P" "@NightmareNympho I guess I misunderstand the screenshot. It looks like they were saying ""the name SapphicCyborg doesn't comply with our terms of service,"" which to me sounds like they're saying it's inappropriate, which it most certainly isn't." "@NightmareNympho wtf they let me use TransSalamander Like, neither sapphic nor trans should be banned words, but that just floors me that sapphic is considered worse than trans? Seems counter to what I'd assume?" @NightmareNympho I buy a lot of overly expensive toys and statues and this was too rich for even my blood. But I want it too >.< "@trgrrl Binx does this too. Every morning, climb onto bed and mow at mom" @JenApparently I'm upset at how amused by this I am waifu acquired #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/RmBqZcg7J8 yessssss finally :3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0d2rNJZpH1 #HollowKnight #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/VHzVFLSvE5 "@lumpenrose Makeup. My facial hair us really light so I've never had to acquire such skills, tho" I'm just gonna keep sharing gorgeous screenshots from this game even though it never stops being gorgeous #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/LXeD8tSALu I LOVE HER?????? #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Bvh86Jrqci This game is so hecking pretty!!! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/4NKa11hBNO @norintha During the Hornet fight. I was laughing as it all clicked into place and I said I love this game "@XylariaVG Took awhile for me too, but once it all clicked it was so much fun" @Calliethulhu I HEARD AND I'M SO EXCITED @gailforcenyine JEN TOLD ME I'M SO EXCITED I'm gay for Hornet That fight was SO MUCH FUN OMG #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xXFs5AZ3qF im love #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/Ktcf1R61Me binch i just saved your thorax #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ikDcZ99jY6 Biggest complaints so far with Hollow Knight: - The deafening effect of getting hit really bothers me - Why on earth can't I look at the map while the game is paused? FUCK YEA GET REKT #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/zITqDdy2NW I'm in love with the aesthetic of this game #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/0UMMBeliaE "I'm not even joking. This happens to me with some games. I get angry at the challenge, but I just can't put it down. By the end I'll love it." I can already tell I'm going to love #HollowKnight because so far I hate it lol #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wXy00yslov @FreyaSylvan @Calliethulhu @Kaelyrhn I'm never playing a Monster Hunter fuck that lol i love that you heal with cum in this game https://t.co/82nyn0Y3PU okay but she's extremely cute #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/F7TJHYHA14 Alright let's do this #HollowKnight #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/7vuOLZ7Hpt @KittenFemme dfghssjaaasdfs same "@GwenStarlight If I wanted to name her after a transitioned Starscream, the go-to would be Slipstream :P" @Stryc9Fuego @KittenFemme @Catwhomleaks @FawksTweets Depends on the system. We're mostly used to it by now. @FinalBossFemme can cis people just Stop @KittenFemme @Catwhomleaks @FawksTweets Sometimes headmates go quiet. It happens to us a lot. "@Calliethulhu @Kaelyrhn I mean, I wanted Dark Souls for Switch too. On some level I want hard games. Sometimes. When the mood strikes me. Gonna beat this D:<" "@KittenFemme @Catwhomleaks @FawksTweets Valid 💕 I think you'd be free to call yourself plural still if you wanted to, but if you don't? That's cool too :3" "@GwenStarlight No younger brothers. You can only have one of ""each"" gender in the game." @Kaelyrhn >////////> @Kaelyrhn @Calliethulhu aaaaaaa no one told me that D: But I sometimes get into hard games. I want to give it a shot at least. @Kaelyrhn CONSTANTLY @avn_0216_m Beep beep!! 💕💕💕 "@Jennimason0990 Awwww, who need will when you can just obey~ :3" @nyaakat CUTEST PUP THO @trgrrl I graduated but it was 4 years of non-stop torture @CookieCyboid hhhhhh good a time as any to put my unit number in my display name i guess >////> "@CookieCyboid Truth be told it was your conversation with #0143 that got me thinking about it again, #0034 >////>" @CookieCyboid HELLO :D @nyaakat @CookieCyboid huge same @CookieCyboid @nyaakat the legendary shirt @junebyot https://t.co/8BVDt6T8Bw @Flea M-Mistress gave me the number #0012 but we haven't done much drone play yet >//////> @Flea @diffidentdream Goals tbh :3 i don't deserve to be called out like this This is entirely @Calliethulhu's fault :P #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mz6zau8fBe why i should never have a kid exhibit A #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/nXUJzDXraA good thing i gave it a lot of thought since i won't be doing much thinking for long~ 😍💦 i've given it a lot of thought and i really wanna be a drone tbh @piperwantsahug Same :3 I've been seriously collecting the toys for nearly 13 years now @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton ALSO PROUD OF U @CookieCyboid @nyaakat it's a really good shirt :D @DevourerRose love you too sis 💕💕💕 This might go for Pretenders too kinda? "Beast Era Transformers (pre-Transmetal) are basically T-800 Terminators Squishy flesh outside, robot inside" @DevourerRose I didn't say they were a turn OFF or anything @CookieCyboid 💦💦💦 "@CookieCyboid Mistress has a violet wand and it's um, very very good >////<" @nyaakat yeeeeeaaaaah bratting is harder to do the longer you're owned i've found >//////> @GoodWitchLeigh aaaaaaah noooo you need that D: "@lumpenrose after all, im baby" "(Technically these are third party super huge recreations of the Dinoforce Pretender shells, but that's Transformers enough for me to want the full set!) https://t.co/nTF4XJqKBv https://t.co/2o51R1x1Zk" - Dinosaurs - Robots - Technically Transformers These are basically the perfect toys for me. https://t.co/oS55QV1E9f "@ScribbledSmut Yes. Extremely yes," "thinking about it, i don't actually remember why i used that version of the site instead of the main one if you don't know what the hell i'm talking about, sorry :V" aw fuck my sad panda extension isn't working anymore D: @ACrimsonSun i'm in this tweet and i don't like it @Catwhomleaks @FawksTweets @KittenFemme This is a plural thing :P And I'm pretty sure Autumn is a singlet @Kate_Bunni @MechaChronah I'm not NEARLY cool OR hot enough to be Lorelei excuse you D:< @FawksTweets I am. I'm not a disaster. [- Joi] https://t.co/Qejt5tiMzB 5/5ths of us are gay tho :3 @maegodhavemercy Okay literal flames coming out of the Weezer W made me squee a bit "@DanielleSATM I really enjoyed just how proudly and unapologetic dumb it felt. But luckily, I think Bumblebee and the sequels it'll inspire are gonna eventually wash away any need to see the Bay series." @DanielleSATM Honestly? Valid. But Bumblebee was legitimately good :P @DanielleSATM okay but hear me out: TLK was the best live action Transformers movie before Bumblebee came out "@GoodWitchLeigh (no one saw the previous version of this reply, nope)" @GoodWitchLeigh Oh hell yeah! @JacquieSwears OMG CONGRAAAAATS 💕💕💕 @ScribbledSmut @GoodWitchLeigh that's horrible and i completely endorse it @GoodWitchLeigh hard mode: bj during shazam @spookythewitch @Chopin_42 dssfsdgggd ;;;;;; my secret plot all along was getting famous on trans twitter to get more trans into transformers listen in my defense tho: girlmusk 😍 @KittenFemme no one: Autumn : im bimbo @Kate_Bunni hheck >/////> fdssgsdfgs i doint dserve to be called out likke this >/////< "you can comment instead if you prefer fucking own me, it shouldn't be hard :V https://t.co/94uI9Cfot4" "@maegodhavemercy I'll definitely start with that one then! The Red Album left a pretty bad taste in my mouth but Pork And Bean is really fucking catchy, I'll admit. And with how much I loved Pacific Daydream, it pretty much guarantees I'll look into the Black Album." "@maegodhavemercy I need to catch up on my Weezer. I went from the Red Album which I like a few songs from, to Pacific Daydream which is now one of my favorites. I think I skipped at least four albums if I'm not mistaken?" "@maegodhavemercy I went through a loooooong phase of disliking Weezer, sandwiched between periods of loving them. Never been to a concert of theirs, but I'd love to one day :3" Hate when I find a mutual of mine has blocked me :/ But I LOVE it when it turns out it was an accident and they unblock and refollow me 💕💕💕 (yes this just happened I'm very happy) @kirwinia Hope your recovery goes well 💕💕💕 @VerafiedBabe YES SAME FFFFFF GODDESS 💦 "like imagine a shortstack except i'm 5'11"" hips that looked like a fetish artist with a hip fetish drew them except they're real" @Anarcho_Vampire aaaaayyyyy fuck that person! Dysphoria isn't rational and it's not a competition! Your response was pretty much all anyone needs. ALL 👏 TRANS 👏 GIRLS 👏 WHO 👏 WANT 👏 THEM 👏 DESERVE 👏 HIPS might not be birthing anything through them but my hips don't need to know that before i die medical science better figure out how to give me huge birthing hips here's the original https://t.co/aE5R3ekvTW got a severe case of the Extremely Gay b-bingo >/////> https://t.co/s7O77EXbR9 @emuchaton TRUE FACTS @emuchaton Are you more or an indica or sativa girl? @FrigidElfQueen @CookieCyboid Omg you actually did it I love this @SixArmedSweater Omg I'm so flattered heck! 💕💕💕💕 @LewdEmmaDam Exactly. @squidlarkin A lot of these tweets feel extremely familiar >.> "@FrigidElfChild It straddles a line. It might not strictly be queerbaiting per se, but it treats sapphic love as an experimental phase rather than a legitimate sexuality. Or at least, that was the impression it left on a LOT of sapphic people." "@waitworry My denial beard was on another level, have you seen this pic lol https://t.co/xBekcggHAb" "Also, the studio I painted this in had a TON of free brown oil paint lol It might still not be all the way dry. https://t.co/7Hk3N4P4FU" Found my self portrait from about a year before I realized I was trans. My self portrait was a mask an alien was hiding behind. Yeah. I had no idea at the time what this REALLY meant. https://t.co/T0O3FPJA69 "@AriMadeOfCotton I appreciate you trying to help, though. I really do. I just needed to vent. Sorry." "@AriMadeOfCotton And meanwhile I'm overrun with admirers, mostly people who never post their face so there's an extreme disconnect there, but also very few of them I'm into so I have to be polite while grappling with the fact that I'm not attractive to my crushes." @AriMadeOfCotton I'm not seeking validation. There's a bunch of people I wish I could date but they're probably not into me that way but it still fucking hurts I'm trying to spin it into a joke but it does kinda fuck me up sometimes >.> @FrigidElfQueen @FrigidElfNymph I seriously need some polyam maps of trans twitter because I'm starting to lose track lol @AnnieTheBruce @JessicaNgtmare I have dysphoria too and didn't know it. One of the many reasons gatekeeping along this axis is hurting people. Me: I'm capped out at three girlfriends. This is taking all the emotional energy I have Also me: Why is no one else dating me I feel so unwanted am I just ugly or obnoxious or something??? "We need a live updated map of polyam connections on trans twitter, I'm starting to lose track" @GoodWitchLeigh The baggy eyes one kinda low key annoys me I have baggy eyes and no one's ever complimented me on it even when I was presenting masculine D:< @Calliethulhu Well now I REALLY wanna play it @GoodWitchLeigh I don't think I'm allowed to comment being such a lesbian buuuuuut same @TheSecretCallie Leftist Twitter is... complicated "@TheSecretCallie I get what you're saying, though. I worry about me being into little/abdl stuff. I try to view it as ""My real friends will understand, even if they're not into it"" but I'm still braced for the day when everyone is calling me a pedophile because I like to wear diapers sometimes." "@TheSecretCallie Every so often the community feels the need to engage in purity tests and people either draw the line at ""D/s relationships and stories are abuse"" or ""Fuck that, that's ridiculous,"" people get blocked, lines are drawn, and we move on." @GwenStarlight FUCK YEAH CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @quatoria I still like to say I'm horny even if it's more accurate to say I'm just a pervert :P @Calliethulhu I really wanna get that game. Everyone's talking about it and the itch is undeniable "@VerafiedBabe @JessicaNgtmare Dysphoria is complicated and never rational, but it's absolutely not a requirement for being trans and your experience is valid." "@squidlarkin We try to pay attention to it online but there are moments when we mess it up despite trying to be careful. ""Mess it up"" here simply meaning ""confusing some singlets a little bit maybe""" @JessicaNgtmare I stayed in the closet for over a fucking decade because of that bullshit. It's so pervasive and harmful. "@AriMadeOfCotton Putting it in my tramp stamp sub category of tattoo ideas for sure, but I already have two better ones before it: - ""Insert girl to continue"" - Something Mistress thought of" Every selfie was coming out terribly but this one is kinda cute i guess >.> https://t.co/HEvhP53nMP @GoodWitchLeigh same/mood/etc "adding ""im baby"" to my list of tattoo ideas" "@GoodWitchLeigh your baby too tho, little one :3" I still have a great relationship with my birth family and most days even I'm like Queer chosen family > birth family @Transhockeygirl 🍼🍼🍼 @Transhockeygirl im baby :3 @actuallyalice https://t.co/kjKUMPWSYm @nyaakat Mine was bullshit it gave me like nothing in the baby stat D:< @gwen_no_fear That's where I used to hold my little feelings until I eventually said fuck it and let them out @gwen_no_fear plural mood :P i was really hoping to be called out better than this since when am i feral? put all that into the baby stat plz https://t.co/kIkjQzSrYA @queermel Everything you're saying I'm in agreement with. @SpacePrinceChi Yeah my headmates aren't imaginary. Sometimes I wish they were but most of the time I'm glad they're not. Thank you for asking a plural system like us just to be sure 💕 "@SpacePrinceChi But yeah, sometimes I (Kat) am nudged into saying I/me when I realize I'm only describing something that applies to me. Often though? We switch back and forth and it's hard to predict how or why. But it feels right, so it doesn't bother me too much." "@SpacePrinceChi We're polyfragmented, which is a concept we're still learning about, but for us it means there's almost always more than just one mind operating when we're feeling particularly plural. We don't fully switch like other systems do. I/me is for when Kat isn't feeling very plural." "@SpacePrinceChi I might direct you to a more knowledge system if I don't have the answer, but sure, ask away 💕" "We keep saying over and over some variation of ""People enjoy games differently, it affects you not at all"" but it affects their precious hierarchy, so they'll keep screaming about how terrible accessibility is. Forever. This ""debate"" will never stop." "If you ever wondered ""Why the fuck do so many gamers care about how others play/enjoy video games?"" The answer is conservative thinking, and more specifically, hierarchies." "Here's the thread I keep referencing, btw. It's a very good thread and you should read it. https://t.co/5GoBs7Jcz6" "@KhorriBat I didn't even realize Mickey had his shirt off until I saw that video, and I had beaten Kingdom Hearts for the first time just a month or so before watching it, lol" "So yeah, I'm 1000% for as many accessibility options in as many games as possible. But I'm also an anarchist. Anarchists aren't the ones arguing against accessibility, and the people who are don't even understand what the fuck we're saying because of their twisted worldview." Video games are uniquely susceptible in some ways to hierarchical thinking because they literally ONLY consist of pre-programmed rules. Honestly this might be part of the reason gamers were so susceptible to right wing ideology to begin with. "If you haven't seen the video I'm talking about, I think you should. It makes a lot of conservative contradictions make sense, at least abstractly. https://t.co/tvhk9RYbSP" "The thread I just retweeted is a very important one, but I don't think the people arguing the example arguments given will be swayed. Accessibility options are about distributing power, even if it's simply ""the power to play a video game,"" and conservatives can't have that." "LRT ever since seeing @InnuendoStudios recent video about conservatives, I can see the hierarchies in every right wing argument. The accessibility ""debate"" in video games is being debated by right wingers who want games to operate like the ""free market.""" "It's easy to say ""None of these politicians are good."" It's probably accurate! But if you don't have an idea for an alternative, we need to talk about that and figure out a solution, not simply avoid it because it's difficult." "Then again, I try to completely avoid talking about any specific politicians at all on here so I'm just as much of a hypocrite there." "I think one of the reasons people don't include better alternatives when criticizing politicians is because they know it's only a matter of time before their preferred one says, does, or votes for something shitty. Which feels a tiny bit hypocritical to be." "Is the goal easily achievable, incremental change? If so, then some morals might need to be put aside. Is the goal burning everything down and starting over? Then I recommended not burying that lede when talking about this." "I really hate the ""Well NO ONE'S perfect"" argument because it so often leads to ""So fuck having a moral standard"" and that's not what I'm talking about. But like, every politician is going to be anti-sex worker. Every politician will be pro-borders. If I'm wrong? Give me names!" "Criticisms of politicians should include advice on who to vote for instead, even if it's just ""Don't ficking vote."" Literally everyone in politics is terrible so it would help to know if you disagree with that, think it can be changed, or are saying fuck the whole system." @AriMadeOfCotton @FOURLUNG I'm usually high when I'm little anyway so this would simply the process a ton @FOURLUNG I feel like this would fuck up the suction but I also feel like I'd buy twenty @DoomGender I've asked these same questions of myself so many times >///> 💦 bab incoming #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/tYr9gjkDrT @NightmareNympho Thor Ragnarok had a goo gun too and that's a Disney movie :P @NightmareNympho yaaaay you got to the goo gun :3 "@NightmareNympho I'm hoping ThreeA does their version of Shatter, but this line is reeeeeeally expensive and they don't transform >_> https://t.co/YcuQ3DbYEl" "@NightmareNympho Not at the moment. Her car mode version is coming soon, but there was likely a huge redesign of the characters right after the toys were finalized. Not even Bumblebee figures look right." "@EsserZed @NightmareNympho and like, all of the characters? are interesting? and don't all hate each other? it's such an unbelievable breath of fresh air" "@Calliethulhu I'm so sorry, Callie *offers hugs*" @GoodWitchLeigh l*wd @BoringNerdyKate (but I voted for option 4) @BoringNerdyKate Be as horny as you like! That's usually how I run things lol I really love cassette bots https://t.co/tcx6R1MUOs @WerewolfMoms Yeah but he has far less authority on the canon so we can just laugh at him @persenche @ServantofDagon @GoodWitchLeigh Making messes of sexual hierarchies has always been our thing 😎 @FinalBossFemme SAME. I've felt so alone 😭 Ooooh new character in the IDW Transformers reboot. We don't know her name yet but more characters like this plz 😍😍😍 https://t.co/BFjUQBkSCI @imrileywest hi this tweet hecked me up thanks 💦 "@DevourerRose Good point, big sis 💕" @GoodWitchLeigh @Rory__Walker I don't. I don't want to be told that kind of information about my account. Waaaaay too stressful. "@DevourerRose Thank you for the reassurance, but this wasn't impostor syndrome. I just think it's funny that we switch back and forth lol" @DevourerRose hehehe I have another friend I call big sis for little reasons but I could always use more :3c Can you believe this is my first time playing this??? #PS4share https://t.co/QsxVLYKUF7 @avn_0216_m Benn is so incredibly good at what she does. I reeeeeeally wanted to @ her because I know she'd be flattered but I'll be nice :P "@GoodWitchLeigh I know for a fact one of those people has me muted, lol." @NightmareNympho YES "@SissaDreki One of ours is cis too but it doesn't bother us too much. It's harder on her, if anything." "For real though we'll sometimes think ""This person might not know we're plural, it's easy enough to use I/me to simplify things"" and then look back later and find we said we/us on accident x_x" @NightmareNympho We got the Italian version of KH3 a couple weeks ago from Amazon @AuntieEnid No idea! :V Please feel free to retweet this or tag in whoever you want. <3 "@sistawendy That helps a ton, thank you" @Roodypatooti cursed tweet @sistawendy I'm specifically talking about hair removal on my genitals in preparation for a vaginoplasty and I don't have ten years lol "@Chopin_42 I'm already really, really behind because my anxiety kept putting this important step off. There's TECHNICALLY no hurry but had I hurried, my GRS could've been as early as August :/" @Chopin_42 I basically want to go as often as they'll let me. The place I'm going to's website mentions weekly appointments are a thing. "Also, Mega Man should be hyphened or combined into one word or SOMETHING. Feels so unfinished as two words." Spider-Man needs a hyphen in his name because it represents his webbing. Like it was two words but he thwipped it into a combined word. "@YumiScott @titstanium People are weirdly phobic of using hyphens, at least according to what Google suggests. Banjo-Kazooie and Spider-Man have fucking hyphens and yes this is a pet peeve of mine." Fellow trans femmes who've had GRS: How long did the hair removal process take you? Just trying to get a feel for what I have in store. @YumiScott @titstanium FUCKING even Rareware themselves forgot the hyphen!!!! @titstanium @YumiScott everyone does :V @titstanium @YumiScott That would make Tooty Kazooie's sister which is an interesting twist "@GwenStarlight omg ""Don't lump us in with that is a MOOD. Every so often I'll try a ""we"" but before I can commit to it, one of us is like ""Uhhhh clarify or speak for yourself please because I'm not part of that""" "@DongsJ You never know, there could be more than one of you in there :3" My first pre-surgery electrolysis hair removal appointment is scheduled for the 29th!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @sudo_bee TRUTH It's so damn inspiring. I hope to add some of my own post-surgery :3 Tired: I/me pronouns Wired: We/us pronouns Inspired: Switching between I/me and we/us pronouns mid-sentence without any rhyme or reason that we can identify (no but seriously I just use what feels right and it changes often >_>) "@princessproto I literally just heard the term used for the first time to refer to us mere minutes ago in DMs. We kinda like it, but we also will probably keep saying y'all." @DevourerRose hi i love all of this so much??? @elysianechoes With a name like the Undertaker he better fucking have. "@nyaakat omg i was in a rush when i wrote that and i meant ""ten times gayer"" but that ALSO makes it ten times cuter so it works <3" @nyaakat Are those estrogen patches because they make this adorable picture ten times cuter :3 @a_alice_nsfw @nyaakat 💕 "@LunaDragofelis @AmyTheTotodile I try to only use blockchain on TERFs and it's worked really well. Like, following a problematic queer person? Maybe I think that's not cool but I won't run a blockchain on them. But following a TERF who's main thing is being a TERF? I want all their followers blocked." @nyaakat very allowed! 😭💕 @winterslex THEY REALLY DO AND IT'S KINDA EXHAUSTING "pretty much at the point now where unless we're friends, being around cis people makes me extremely anxious even the nice, good ally kind of cis people" @jacquelinefilm And I'm sorry for misgendering your boyfriend @AmyTheTotodile Unfortunately this is why I avoid blocklists. This always happens. @jacquelinefilm That makes me less uncomfortable thank you "This isn't the only or most important reason to avoid those terms unless there's no possible other term that works, but it's something I just noticed that I thought might be helpful to keep in mind." "No one says ""They were AMAB"" because it implies they aren't anymore, which doesn't make sense. But saying ""are"" keeps in that descriptor in the present. The acronym is describing something in the past that's heavily implied to be mistaken, but I worry the ""are"" obfuscates that." "Much has been said about how AMAB and AFAB are almost always terms that should be avoided, but something just occurred to me. Notice how we tend word the following two sentences: ""They were assigned male at birth"" ""They're AMAB""" "My best guess is that behavior like this indicates they're either afraid of us, or are worried they might actually be bad people. And in both cases I suppose I'm okay with that. But they should still stop trying to deny their transphobia as if that works even a little bit." "But it's just such a silly, entitled dance that they do. You still have privilege. We're still an extremely vulnerable minority. Why on earth is your response anything other than ""I literally couldn't give less of a shit, eat my ass, transes""?" "What transphobic cis people should be saying in their defense is something like ""Trans people aren't a thing in the way everyone else says they are"" or ""Transphobia a name for a thing that isn't a problem"" But I guess that opens them up to debate which they'd rather not do." """It's not misgendering because science and blah blah blah"" No, because by definition misgendering means ""Using pronouns to describe someone that aren't the pronouns they asked for."" Even if you think trans women are men, you're still misgendering and you're still transphobic." "For example: Misgendering is one of the most basic examples of transphobia, and Graham does that constantly. In his mind, his justification is probably that trans people aren't real. But that doesn't actually work. Definitionally, transphobia still includes misgendering." "You can't just say ""This thing I did or said that you're calling transphobic actually isn't"" because that's entirely unenforceable. You don't get to decide this. Transphobia would still exist and you'd still be transphobic even if you were made god emperor of definitions." "I know Graham is in a class all his own when it comes to transphobes, but I will never stop being floored by cis people's complete lack of understanding of what transphobia means." I'm pretty sure it's considered bad form to print verifiably untrue statements about people but go off "@jacquelinefilm as a general rule, the thought of me being intimate or physicality close to a boy in the way I'd need to be to facilitate snuggling in bed with you and your bf is a hard limit and pretty upsetting to me but I'm also having kind of a bad day so it might be more about that sorry" Mistress sometimes likes to sleep on the couch and Jen usually sleeps with Rosa. So I had a king bed to myself all night. I don't like sleeping alone :/ @aliceincamera Cute lipstick on a cute face tbh fucking hate myself rn "and what sucks is there could be legitimate reasons to have unfollowed me i'm lewd on main, that can be an issue if you browse twitter at work i'm also often little on main, which can be triggering for some so i need to stop being so fucking melodramatic" "it's not even just that they were a mutual i considered them a friend, that's why this hurts maybe not a close friend, but still a friend" "my sense of self-worth should not be so reliant on this my day shouldn't be fucking ruined by it i'm really, really sorry" one time i asked why it was with Charlotte and it was indeed an accident but there aren't many mutuals on here i'm that close to where i know it couldn't have been intentional "i don't know if it's considered bad form to ask them why i used to do that, but i try to avoid it now i hope avoiding it is the better thing to do, i dunno" how do i turn off the mild panic attack i get from noticing a mutual unfollowed me i'm sorry @Anarcho_Vampire Good morning 💕 Combiner Transformers are several different flavors of plural https://t.co/C3sn92NcZG "@d_m_elms Okay, I'm interested. I'll uh, add it to my watch list. Wow." "I know eventually I'll be back to Sad Mode and I'm dreading it. I feel a distinct sense that I'm someone else when that happens. Like the current version of me has to go to sleep during it. So yeah, I guess undeniably a plural mood." "This is probably a plural mood, but sometimes I feel remarkably detached from the person I am when I'm in the worst depths of depression. The last week or so I've more or less felt normal and in control of my emotional state and it's surreal to me that I'm not always this way." @mollymetroid That sounds corny as fuck but I'm even more intrigued "@d_m_elms You're the second person to suggest that, and now I'll need to look into it" "@mollymetroid Yeah I wondered if my undiscovered taste in wrestling would be more lucha-flavored :P But yes, I wanna try watching some of that now." "Like, if it's all gonna be a fantasy anyway, allow me to make some suggestions: - More science fiction - More magic - More gay, less het - Prizes should be things like world domination, weather machines or ancient cursed artifacts, not belts" "I understand wrestling is more about performance than other sports are, & I respect the hell out of that, at least abstractly But it's the one ""I don't get the obsession"" piece of media that I'm continually forced to reckon with I don't accidentally hear about sports like this" "I remember when I first started noticing all the ""nerdy"" corners of the internet started talking about wrestling like they'd always been into it and I had just never gotten the memo Understand that wrestling occupies the EXACT same space in my brain that professional sports does" "If Twitter being desperate for my location makes me want to give it even less, which is quite the accomplishment given the main reason I refuse to give it is because I'm a vulnerable minority that can't risk anyone knowing it." "Twitter having location info is a cute addition that doesn't really add much to the experience. For people who don't mind sharing it, it's cool that the option is there. But continually asking me (thankfully not every time, but still), makes Twitter look suspicious af." "@XylariaVG I like using the Twitter app, but good to know." "Sometimes randomly I'll open Twitter and for seemingly no reason the first thing it'll show me is a prompt to turn on my location. It lets me say no every time, but I can't really overstate how unsettling it is to be regularly asked this." "@Catwhomsleeps My ex was big on twisting my arm to write thank you notes too. It got to the point where I just said ""Can you just tell your family to stop giving me gifts then?"" Like I'd sooner not get anything than play this ridiculous game." @Catwhomsleeps Requiring gratitude is such a huge fucking pet peeve of mine. It's hierarchies that are even more twisted and backwards than usual. "@Catwhomsleeps My mom would try to get me to send thank you notes. I usually refused. Because I have never once in my entire fucking life A) wanted a thank you note in response to a gift I gave, B) expected one, or C) was upset by the lack of one. So gramma can just get the fuck over it." Reducing a concept like gratitude to a fucking cheat code for not dying under capitalism is ghoulish. "A thank you should be encouraged, not required. When it's required, it definitionally means less. And that's not even getting into the fact that a fucking boss should be thanking her new employees for keeping her from being jobless herself. This is backwards on so many levels." "Older generations' obsession with thank you notes really infuriates me. If you require a thank you, what on earth does a thank you even mean? Depressing to see this coming from someone who looks closer to my age Imagine being on this much of a power trip & thinking it's normal" @CookieCyboid hi this is adorable thank u for sharing @LaughingLustily I'm basically high 24/7 and I highly recommend it :3 @a_alice_nsfw hhhhheck it does feel good to obey you're right >/////< @MaiaFranklyn That's one of the rewards for filling out the museum. But yes [borat voice] #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/zSPnx17ITn "THE WEDDING WAS SUPER GAY, Y'ALL <3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/v6I3MMro3l" "Arin isn't trans, he's just in touch with his feminine side. I just needed him to explain that to Jemie Lee Curtis okay" okay so jamie lee curtis was mere seconds away from asking arin hanson of game grumps why he always wants to play as princess peach and we were robbed of that incredible moment because of how conversations naturally keep moving on the show "Well, at least Hemsworth is still cool probably? Hopefully?" @CaseyExplosion listen every time someone says monorail the song just starts playing in my head plus i hear those things are awfully loud @AzazelAfterDark i love this and will also love it if I hate it tbh @NightmareNympho I own this game but I've yet to play it. I had no idea it was so pretty holy shit "@trgrrl And some girls really, really love girldick, so 👀" @josieraider EXACTLY "@ScribbledSmut I play a ranged, stealthy thief in every RPG that'll let me lol" "@ScribbledSmut If you level up pickpocketing enough, you can replace his arrow with any arrow you'd rather have, then stand at the target and collect your duplicated arrows for as long as you want. They didn't need to program it that way. I'll gladly take your infinite ammo, Bethesda." "@ScribbledSmut Also, I justify it like so: In Solitude, there is a soldier who will fire unending arrows at a target all day, only stopping to sleep. 1/2" "@ScribbledSmut Nah, that's not how I like to combat in Bethesda games. If anyone sees me before they're all dead, I'm reloading the save." "seriously just saying ""it feels good to obey"" to myself can still send shivers down my spine 😍💦" @avn_0216_m it feels good to obey! 😍💦 @jacquelinefilm oh there's gonna be plenty of that from Mistress but I could always use more :3 @lucashoal @ADirtyTrans we should then! :3 @princessproto massive plural mood wow @jacquelinefilm :O :O :O I was totally gonna say i need to practice my tiddy fucking!! @LaughingLustily heck those are some bite-worthy tiddies "@jacquelinefilm heck there are so many ""exercises"" you could help me with! :3" @lucashoal @ADirtyTrans gosh i hope so :3c @Captain_V_Smith EXACTLY "My ideal size would probably be ""literally as big as they can get them""" @ADirtyTrans BRILLIANT @ADirtyTrans oh heck and then i could oil yours up! :O @NightmareNympho https://t.co/BNruC0yVL4 "Apparently my dad had a cousin I didn't know about who died recently without a will, meaning I'll be splitting an as-of-yet-unknown amount of money with my siblings. But if it's enough? I'm spending it on new tits :3" "We live in a universe where the goddamn Justice League movie sucked more than the *Aquaman movie*, which was a real movie that actually got made." "I hope DC keeps doing this. Movies where the focus is nailing a single creative vision, and then sure, you can connect them all into one universe if you want. Just don't try to remake the Avengers. You fucked up that landing, try a different approach." "Okay the Joker teaser trailer has no right to look as interesting as it does. I was 110% done with DC movies, but I loved Wonder Woman, really want to see Aquaman, keep hearing amazing things about Shazam, and I'm actually now pumped for a fucking Joker movie of all things." I always use console commands to give me infinite ammo and remove the weight restrictions in Bethesda RPGs because I find both of those mechanics needlessly restrictive. "@LaughingLustily (happy belated birthday rather, heh >.>)" @LaughingLustily great now i'm thirsty D:< happy birthday tho! 💕 "One day I will have a cat-free collection room of my own & that giant Ditto (and the giant Snorlax I plan to get) will the center piece. Though to be fair, Ditto spent a week or so in bed with me & the cats didn't seem interested. But for now he's safe and clean up on the shelf." "The shelf and dresser in this walk-in closet actually came with the house, offering a ton of extra space that I made sure to use for only the most important things! https://t.co/d7D46fI05o" @ManjiButt YES YOU. CONFIRMED FOR CUTIE 💕💕💕 @ManjiButt CUTIE 💕 @DevourerRose @foxvomit @erismoth I saw earlier and want to buy one :V @flowercrownderg :O where did you buy her? I want one! :3 @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfChild why callie how could you tell i was talking about you :3c @FrigidElfChild i know several british dommes i'd like to torment with this idea @Chopin_42 I'm weird and much prefer physical comics >_> "I like days when the word ""discourse"" is used mostly as a joke. Like today's discourse being about shoving scented candles up your ass. It's wholesome." "@machtackle I mean the obvious name for this creation would be Sea-Man, so no wonder they flagged it :P" @quatoria @GoodWitchLeigh Rose DID just find her sax recently... "@NightmareNympho Aaaaaaah I need that Shockwave and his wavemate Ultra Magnus! I tried to tell myself ""Masterpiece G1 is all you need"" but Siege is JUST. TOO. GOOD." @GoodWitchLeigh TERFs out here seriously thinking trans women are sex-obsessed while I'm over here cradling my slowly dying libido and disappointing everyone who visits the ranch expecting sex from me I know exactly two Mindless Self Indulgence songs and one of them is Backmask. And its backmask is just messages about doing your chores and going to school :V @NightmareNympho That's what I've been SAYING "@ThatHeckinBirby I thought the same thing, lol. But my anxiety had to be sure and see it in writing >_>" "The trans coordinator told me to call her after about 5 or 6 electrolysis sessions. At that point I shoul be far enough along that scheduling a surgery consolation would be good idea. But if that had to be monthly sessions? Hence my worry. And now, hence my relief." "Basically, it's still possible that my surgery could happen this year even despite the avoidable delay and I'm so relieved." "But one silver lining is the website talks about weekly appointments being effective, and while that time scale was indicated by the transgender coordinator at Kaiser, everyone else I had talked to talked about monthly visits being the norm so I was worried." I'm a little bit upset with myself that I took this long working up the nerve to set up this necessary and important step of a surgery I've wanted for decades. I could've found this out and started months ago and that would've meant a sooner surgery date. I don't need her to be the perfect ally. I just need to be comfortable enough around her to let her stick an electrified needle into my crotch hundreds of times. The place is run by a one woman who's been doing it for over a decade. I wanted that experience because there's no way in hell I'd be the first trans woman needing this exact kind of hair removal and at this point she'd either need to be trans friendly or a proud transphobe. "Omg I've been stressing for weeks over calling this local laser/electrolysis hair removal place because I needed to be assured they wouldn't be bigots and were familiar with kind of the pre-surgery hair removal I need, and I ONLY JUST NOW thought to check their website lol >_> https://t.co/0y0diID5CJ" 4am is the worst time. It's when staying up late goes from fun to gross. @Anarcho_Vampire literally perfect "And it's interesting that it snuck up on me. I'm realizing this at least a few months after the fact. No one can tell you how long transition will take or what it will need to entail for you, but I think you'll know when it happens, and it's a relief, but kinda uneventful lol" "Another way to put this might be: Even though like I said there are a couple more surgeries lined up, I finally feel ""post-transition."" I thought that realization would be a really sad one, but it's 99% blissful if I'm being honest." "This is kind of what I was getting at a few days ago when I said I'm looking forward to becoming an elder trans (and that I'm enjoying the moments where I undeniably already fill that role). It feels like I finally made it, even moreso than when I first realized I was a girl." "All of those things are still important to me to varying degrees, but I've done all that already, you know? And a lot of it takes a ton of energy I could be using more constructively elsewhere." - I care noticeably less about which prominent/famous trans people follow or know me - I don't worry as much about being canceled or saying the wrong thing (tho I still chose my words carefully to be inclusive and respectful because that will never stop being important to me) "Ways I've noticed this has manifested on Twitter: - I run from Queer Twitter Discourse far more often - I don't make as many threads ranting about trans rights or giving advice to newly out trans people - I tweeting stuff like ""I'm gay"" or ""Being a girl rocks"" less often (cont)" I don't think the energy of early transition is maintainable indefinitely. It's kinda exhausting. I feel more chill. And I like it. "Basically, being trans has become mundane to me, and the added bonus means I'm finally comfortable living my life (minus the occasional dysphoric feelings and needing a couple more surgeries). I just... feel like a woman. Because I am one. And that mundaneness feels really good." "I must've went through an entire year of saying some variation of ""Gosh it's amazing being a girl"" when I was among transfemme friends and loved ones. I think that stage is necessary and extremely important, but I'm glad I think I'm mostly past it." "So on some level of course my transness was thought and talked about constantly: It was the first thing the actual ""Me"" knew." "For me there was also the added wrinkle of the longer I was on HRT, the less I felt connected to my previous life. It more and more felt like I didn't even EXIST until after I started feeling like myself with the proper hormone levels." "I feel like for a lot of us, during the first couple+ years while we're scrambling to grow up in our proper genders and learn as much as we can as fast as we can, thinking about being trans can be feel near-constant." "At just shy of 22 months on HRT and 31 months of being out as a trans woman, I think I might finally be past the point where my transness feels all-consuming or that it's my defining feature." @Katheryn_Lin Yep! It's Power of the Primes Optimus Primal. He's doing the important job of holding my mouse cord :P @deathpigeon (she/her) @UncannyJosie @mimic_txr Also: Echidnas have four-headed penises! Nature is fun :3 @deathpigeon I should! (@IsabellaIzIzzy is the person in question if you're curious :3) @deathpigeon Someone who I stumbled upon a few months ago who actually lives closer than you do. It's just finding the time/spoons to invite them over "@deathpigeon I can think of at least two, yeah >///>" "I feel like with the direction the internet is heading, one of these days some website or video game is going to ban me for having ""Trans"" in my username" @CuddlePotato damn i kinda want that as a tattoo now "@CookieCyboid keeping your priorities straight, i see" @CookieCyboid the ol' one-handed siege @CookieCyboid I kinda love that idea lol @a_alice_nsfw Well I'd love to if you wanna share it over DMs :3 "@UncannyJosie @mimic_txr Echidnas are monotremes, one of three types of extant mammals (along with marsupials and placental mammals). Their method of reproduction represent how all mammals used to be millions of years ago!" @a_alice_nsfw Am I following your main? I either didn't know or forgot this was your lewd account >_> @queerchangeling gorls ggood @FrigidElfQueen I shaved earlier today after avoiding it for a week(!!). I hate it when executive dysfunction teams up with dysphoria to kick my ass x.x @a_alice_nsfw holy heck i didn't know you were so cute omg it has THE MOST buttons okay "The year is 2119. Kathryn Salamander is still buying MMO mice from eBay 2, long after their relevance has faded into legend." "UPDATE: Mouse can't join the fun with the current version of Synapse I'm using. Also, the Raz*r website has disavowed all knowledge of the style of MMO mice that originally got me into their products lol" @GoodWitchLeigh This lines up with my feelings on the subject as well. @Jennimason0990 are you me @tinyterrorposs I mean... you just said it to one of them :P @Jennimason0990 That's a good framework I might use. @Jennimason0990 I know I probably can't do more than three. But I also can't deny that there are some people I would have extreme trouble saying no to. Luckily I don't get asked out very much haha. Me: I don't think I have the mental or emotional energy to date anyone else atm. Three might be my max. Also me: I have a crush on every trans girl and if the right ones asked me I'd probably triple my number of girlfriends overnight x_x Me: I've attained Twitter enlightenment. I no longer crave the attention of prominent Twitter Transes Also me: BUT! THEY SHOULD FOLLOW *ME* INSTEAD OF *THAT* NOBODY!!! "@NightmareNympho He's my second favorite Beast Wars character! I have the MP version of preorder... we'll see if I can afford it, heh >_>" "You ever have that moment of ""I mean I know I'm over wanting them to follow me but how on earth are they following THEM??? D: D: D:"" It's reeeeeeally petty high school bullshit and if I knew how to turn these thoughts off I would." @lilah_sturges Eternal mood x_x @FrigidElfChild This whole thread is a mood :/ "@NightmareNympho Like, the new Masterpiece figure or the character himself, presumably in bed?" "@xeridanus Correct, it's not :/" "@xeridanus Yeah it is, but it's possible it doesn't have the chroma ability? If it does, then I just need to figure out why it's not being recognized as the right mouse." ps my computer is working agaaaaaaain :333 @FrigidElfChild I like noticing you! You're fun and one of my favorite people on this hellsite! 💕 You're not being a pest for wanting attention. A lot of us do that by posting selfies :P @NightmareNympho proud of u @Kate_Bunni That's not how Candlejack works! you have to say his full name fir "@chronopendual @quatoria @Calliethulhu @NightmareNympho @GoodWitchLeigh it's just a LOT of grinding with the occasional ""OKAY""" @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu @GoodWitchLeigh https://t.co/s0LiMvfaLR @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu @GoodWitchLeigh i'm just gonna say it: lanky kong fucks @Calliethulhu @NightmareNympho @GoodWitchLeigh Too cursed for Callie? This is a massive achievement. @ClockworkQTDoll I don't like using a number pad and never really got the hang of using it anyway. I stubbornly type my numbers left to right even on keyboards that have one :P (not yet sure if the mouse can make it a threesome tho) so my keyboard and new mouse pad can be super gay together https://t.co/cOLZhIrtJZ Archimedes loves forehead scritches the most :3 https://t.co/GwsadIozEZ "@suezobeam There aren't many Zarya toys yet. But for both Figmas and Nendoroids my collection plan is: Every girl + Junkrat (the only boy I like playing lol), so as soon as either line gets a Zarya, she'll be added to the display for sure :333" Sort of a happy accident that the most balanced-looking display I could find happened to involve putting my 3 mains on a single stand which is something I'd never tried with Nendoroids. Did you know I really love Overwatch? lol https://t.co/aotnsHzAAc @SissaDreki fdssghgdrfdss m-much better >/////< @SissaDreki This is decidedly less kinky than I was hoping but okay~ 💕 "@GoodWitchLeigh Growing up whenever my dad would pull out his pocket knife, he'd jokingly tell me ""Put yer finger right there"" (like on the table) as if he was gonna cut it off. Dads are so weird but I loved mine a ton 💕" i picked such a bad time to lose my magic wand fuck @Lewd_Go_Round_ SO UNFAIR why am i this horny at 3am it's so unfair @emuchaton Saaaaame lol @lumpenrose go ahead and delete that too heck 😍 @TransEthics gosh it kinda is isn't it :3 "delete my code until i'm nothing but a twitching, moaning wet mess plz 💦" @FreyaSylvan That's really cool!! @Roodypatooti Yes! :333 I love that she calls me beautiful. It's clear some actual thought was put into the dialog for gay pairings There were way more than four screenshots worth of adorable moments but here's some sapphic highlights #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/aD1CVNU0Dq OwO #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/hDciMhpsdD (girlfriend) :3 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/bMwkfQ0EQx @churusaa That's an awesome story! You were basically pinkpilled lol @FavoriteMewArt Same and same! Though I wasn't active on ytmnd for very long. @lumpenrose Practice. I'm terrible at it lol "@JuliaDin_ Yeah I switched to Twitter shortly after coming out as well, but it wasn't because of any reputation Twitter had that I was aware of. I just had the sense that meeting people and finding a community was easier here, and I ended up being right." "@lumpenrose That's awesome! Feels amazing, doesn't it? 💕" @lumpenrose I'm doing okay. How are you? "I spent nearly a decade on 4ch*n during a period in which the thought ""I'm not trans, I just wish I was a girl"" occurred to me *often* and yet somehow I thankfully didn't end up becoming a 4ch*n trans. Tumblr cracked my shell, and then I became a dirty Twitter trans~" "@Calliethulhu I'd rather be a pervert at this point, honestly. Pretty sure I'm having way more fun than the non-pervs :3" "@Calliethulhu /d/ was for /d/ickgirls, after all" @ClockworkQTDoll @TenaciousRanch Confirmed! I KEEP SEEING SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE LIKING THAT TWEET KEEP IT UUUUUUP 💕💕💕 @Speed_Freak01 I'd buy a Masterpiece T-Wrecks in a heartbeat tbh @maritronic9k The tables have turned on Scarlett Johansson: Now a trans is playing her! @DisgracefulDuck I did :P One of the characters you can romance in Stardew Valley is named Penny. And I heard she likes poppies. #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wGL0ZBGjnq oh hey my favorite flavor :3c https://t.co/ivZd7UucqR "@emuchaton love you too, dork 💕" @emuchaton i've known that since i was today years old "@hijabikathy @ClockworkQTDoll I seriously think Tracer both being a lesbian and having an SO named Emily is a direct response to fans shipping Widowtracer literal days after the Overwatch announcement trailer. But yes, in-universe she should absolutely be treased for being such an obvious disaster gay lol" Did you know the Sombra/Widowmaker ship is called Spiderbyte? I *live* for clever ship names like that tbh @a_alice_nsfw Hell yeah! Honestly I should probably just pair up all the female characters their combined queerness would tear apart the spacetime continuum The DVa/Sombra ship should be called Hackrabbit send tweet (They won't be alone tho since Figma is making a Mercy and Pharah too~) Widowmaker came with SO MANY accessories (including her grappling hook which kinda surprised me) yet all she's ever gonna do on my shelf is be gay with Tracer. @ClockworkQTDoll Absolutely. (Dating both am Emily and an Amélie is pretty daring tho lol) "@KamenSpider I'll look into that, thank you!" @ClockworkQTDoll Junkrat is a lesbian ally "(If Tracer has hands that look okay draped over Widowmaker's shoulders, I think I'll put her legs over Widow's right arm and make it a true ""swept off her feet"" pose)" (Also I've realized this pose isn't entirely naturalistic but I wanted Widowmaker to touch Tracer's butt. This was extremely important.) "I adjusted the pose a bit. Still won't be finished until I unearth Tracer's box to swap her gun hands out, but I'm sharing this again to ask: Any fellow toy collectors know if Figma makes a stand that both of these lovebirds can use? Tracer's stand is barely supporting her weight https://t.co/IoNTiLizN9" @APrivateRobin @nyaakat The situation has been made worse by the addition if yet more bees!!! 💀: Hack the planet. 🐀: Aiming's overrated! https://t.co/JhFHodghmN @CookieCyboid cookie i sent him pictures of my transformers collection "@CookieCyboid He's bisexual, but I still worry I horribly embarrassed myself lol" (Had to repost this because Twitter skipped the cute 10 picture the first time! 😠) "This account has gone through 3 different @'s and didn't really get seriously used until it turned 8, but it's still technically 10 years old! Thank y'all for finally making Twitter (mostly) worth it 💕💕💕 #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/UMn3vMT763" "@Rory__Walker I assumed he was going to talk about the female presence in a fandoms that society assumes are entirely male, and maybe wanted to use a fandom that hasn't been talked about in that context very much (as opposed to say, Star Wars, especially in the Disney era)." """Why is this lesbian messaging me in response to my self-depricating Transformers joke?"" - Harris Bomberguy, presumably" "The newest @/Hbomberguy video is really good, but I'm now realizing to my horror that when he was asking about women who like Transformers a month or so ago he was making a ""lol I'll always be single joke"" that I then missed the point of completely and DM'd him about 🙃🙃🙃" Also got these two dorks in the mail recently https://t.co/2WDYAtLoS2 @d_m_elms I was JUST ABOUT to have that be the text in that tweet but I wasn't sure it made total sense? And now i wish I had lol "(""I knew there was a reason I kept you around"" is what Widowmaker will say to Tracer on her team if she's nearby and Tracer gets a good kill. It also makes Widowtracer CANON because SCIENCE.)" "I've been waiting over a year to create this pose. Tracer was released a year ago and Widowmaker took until recently to release. Tracer's accessories (and thus her gunless hands) are in storage atm so this pose isn't completely final, but they're going on my shelf like this. https://t.co/ymwRbsSV12" """I knew there was a reason I kept you around~"" https://t.co/PPtjqNrD2C" @MokiAwa @Kate_Bunni aaaaaa now i feel smol >.< "I used to think tricks like the MySpace angle were ""cheating"" but literally all pictures of yourself are lies. Stressing over looking as good as possible in a selfie isn't lying. It's boosting self-confidence with something that was never going to be your true face anyway." "All selfies are 2D representations of 3D faces. No matter the angle, lighting, or camera used, the resulting image will lose an *entire dimension* of information. That's huge. No picture of yourself will be ""accurate"" so you may as well look as good as possible! 💕" "@Daemonia94 no we've absolutely connected in our love it buff girls, friend" @Daemonia94 i meant me but i was too melt can't even words properly i'm so melt buff girls just make melt okay @Faey_Doctors I guess a lot of people assume I was! Guess that means I am one lol @Kate_Bunni jk ilu 💕💕💕 "@Kate_Bunni SHUT,,," @deathpigeon I think three years is a decent minimum. Five for sure. @Transhockeygirl THAT'S SO SWEET THANK YOU 😭💕💕💕💕 Honestly I've given enough advice to newly hatched trans girls to be an honorary one at this point I feel. "I've only been out as trans for two and a half years, but I am so goddamn ready to be an elder tran you have no idea." @AriMadeOfCotton @GoodWitchLeigh Swimsuits for women can be difficult to wear if you have a girldick. (Plus other dysphoria reasons) @CookieCyboid bounce me plz They had goddamn doll arms as one of the options so of course I picked those https://t.co/i9fRnSIk2x @MapleReam It really is But the real news here is we're now ready for alpacas! First 8 are arriving tomorrow! "Between video games and ranch work, I've been busy enough that by my estimate I missed two whole discourses!" "@AzazelAfterDark Part of the crew, part of the ship, part of the crew, part of the ship" if y'all were wondering where i was all day i fell down a stardew valley hole sorry #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/pzpkmi25AN Look at this queer-ass vaporizer pen Mistress got me!!! 😍😍😍 https://t.co/uRsBnlpqXR @emuchaton emu you're too goddamn adorable okay @FOURLUNG let's do it "Can April 1st just exist without fucking up my YouTube subscriptions? Every year I fall for the ""Oh that one video essayist made a 20+ minute video! I'll go make food and queue it up!"" & every year my mood turns to confusion, then anger as I play the joke video Can we plz stop" st-steppy https://t.co/OGn0w9SrQI This is my first time playing #Bayonetta and I'm already sold #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/9Pm5POle6i @ScribbledSmut @GoodWitchLeigh yeah what a butt D:< @Quinn__tessence Extremely! 😍 im bab I'm a little girl wow called out by my phone @GoodWitchLeigh That's honestly kinda cute "@maegodhavemercy I mean, you should visit sometime regardless, but yes lol" @deathpigeon Fuck yeah! 💕💕💕 "@deathpigeon Edibles, I assume? :P" Archimedes gets his snuggles by any means necessary https://t.co/Ow0dXisCNG @wehpudicabok @MagsVisaggs I believe that's actually the most popular trans girl name. update https://t.co/vH5a8Tce0F "We're definitely living the dream up here, but sadly that dream does not extend to our internet service :/" @ScribbledSmut omg this is Tenacious Unicorn Ranch canon now ranch life :/ https://t.co/rQHFsvqqUI @sariyel_sub confirmed for suckable :3c Now ladies whip your dick out Whip whip your dick out @spookythewitch @blackberryt823 MOOD THO @gwen_no_fear https://t.co/byvuJgpjS2 I didn't brush my hair today but this is A Look okay https://t.co/04MM9EZ0at @tinyterrorposs It's an aesthetic I'm striving for tbh @spookythewitch @blackberryt823 Mistress made me do that once >.< I bought a stuffie and assumed we'd go back to the car after we were done in the toy shop but we still had more shopping to do >////> @nyaakat (living the dream!! x.x) @GoodWitchLeigh @maritronic9k GIIIIIRL YOUR GLOW UP IS INCREDIBLE OMG 💕💕💕 I didn't know you came out only a year ago wtf! So proud of you!! 💕❤💕❤💕 Slightly rearranged the (mostly) gaming stuffie shelf! It's definitely too crowded but I can't pick anyone else to take off of it 😭 https://t.co/h2IOQSCHV9 @nyaakat (HECK) chaotic little "@nyaakat Just make sure to tell an adult when you need a change, little one 💕" "@JenApparently Oh nice I'm already blocked by them. What are they saying, if you don't mind me asking?" @nyaakat Perfect! You'll be all set for any potential accidents you might have! ^w^ "@spookythewitch Best, birbiest gang" "@emuchaton @ManjiButt fuck, beaten!" @ManjiButt @emuchaton sells them in her shirt shop! Lemme see if I can't find a link before she does lol @carrots_smith @FrigidElfQueen Pretty sure Lily knew exactly who was going to get blamed :P "I love that I've infected this household with its first little meme: I got Jen and Rosa saying ""uppies"" hahaha" "@FrigidElfQueen I figured (you have Silence marks all over your arm of course she meant it as a reference to The Doctor), but the LSoH reference was funnier to me :P" UPDATE: This tank top from Emu is still cute af https://t.co/vzRNBB0I4q @ChastityQueer sup @FrigidElfQueen Like... Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors? @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling what on earth was the context In two weeks I'll be two months away from being on HRT for two years It all goes so fast once you're on HRT I love it 💕 @Calliethulhu Always hot tho 💕💕💕 "@KittenFemme Yes, but in a loving way 💕" One of my favorite memes is equating queer fetish stuff to hardcore gaming. It's just never not hilarious to me. @LucyDoyle_1997 Only casuals game while unlocked and unplugged This is wonderfully articulated and it's how it feels for me too. "@squidlarkin This is how it feels for us too. It's really well-worded. We can still do both as well, but what's interesting is the wave orgasms give us the sensation that we could climb the mountain a second time, but it never works out that way, lol. It's wild being able to access both." @queerchangeling heck you really are 😍 i'm surrounded by kitties 💕 https://t.co/5ZaWQQKEMm "@KitFez It's not that sad, though! Maybe they picked March 31st because of The Matrix! :P" @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Y'all are the cutest couple in the universe I hope you know that 💕 @maegodhavemercy (I THOUGHT I WAS START YOUR HORSE BUT THAT BARELY MAKES SENSE?) SING IT YIPPEE KI-YI-YA (YIPPEE KI-YI-WHAT?) But seriously I was SO BORED by Hey Dude as a kid but I still watched it because we had cable but not the internet in the 90's So the song is stuck in my memory forever "Okay I love that The Matrix was released on #TransDayOfVisibility and that today we get to celebrate #TDOV2019 and The Matrix turning 20. Which came first, I wonder?" "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu You're so hecking gorgeous, Autumn, I mean DANG 😍" "Retweets are welcomed and expected, if it needs to be said lol 💕" "Remember my trans siblings: Our normal invisibility enchantment is disabled today, so please hold off on the ""do crimes"" part of ""be gay, do crimes""" "Hey there! My name's Kathryn, I'm an artist, a giant nerd, a trans woman, and a lesbian. Can you believe I used to think I was a boy??? Transitioning has made life worth living, and if I can do it, so you can you! 💕 #TDOV #TDOV2019 #TransDayOfVisibility https://t.co/9lyP3eLI58" @KittenFemme h-hello 😍 @maegodhavemercy IT'S A LITTLE WILD AND A LITTLE STRANGE WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR HOME OUT ON THE RANGE "@Lord_Kristine I've seen a lot of your suicidal ideation tweets & I never know what to say. I guess there is nothing to say that will help (not that being silent helps-- I always feel guilty about it) But the honest truth is, I don't want you to do it, & I hope you're still with us after April" @AdrienneCohea NA NA NA-NA-NA NANANANANANA please don't @AriMadeOfCotton His name is Archimedes and he loves you too! 💕 apparently he wanted to be snuggled like a stuffie I love this boy so much 😭💕💕💕 @deathpigeon @Sye216 Exhibit A "@Sye216 @deathpigeon (And never argue genres with Vikky, as they are a contrarian and like it when you're shocked by their answer :P)" "@Sye216 @deathpigeon Okay but like, Homestuck is absolutely anime" you all need to see how this precious boy decided to snuggle with me immediately https://t.co/RSuGFi0Thq "@squidlarkin For many years I wanted a vaginoplasty despite being convinced I wasn't trans. So, even though we've yet to find any non-femmes in this system: I get it lol" @TealStarRanger It's simple: Being gay is just more fun :V @squidlarkin Wait was that today? "@FOURLUNG do you, um, mute mutuals? >.>" "@MadelineAndraia I have really fond memories of raising my Mareep all the way to Ampharos in Silver. I really, really love Flaafy tho and I haven't seen very many plushies of them so I had to grab this one :3" I also got a Sylveon summoning a blast of trans energy :3 https://t.co/adItdqPAgr new poké soft frens!! 💕 https://t.co/ILwU3vN8fH "@Calliethulhu Your a good writer too, nerd :P" @Calliethulhu Callie how are you this good at cursed tweets @nyaakat Better than having to tell your mommy you need a change :P "@nyaakat That's what good girls do! And you wanna be a good girl for your mommy, don't you little one? :3" @nyaakat @FOURLUNG I thought maybe more of those foam puzzle piece floor tiles but otherwise this is spot on yeah @ScribbledSmut Sounds about right! :333 @PrissyOrcGF That looks so cool! I'm planning on gauging my ears soon too! :333 @FOURLUNG I love how little your room is Hushy omg @JenApparently depressed thot club! @Genderbird I've only ever Discorded with y'all once and I can hear that HELLO in my mind clear as day @CookieCyboid YUUUP @CookieCyboid My response to he/him lesbians is I'm not about to shit on something that has a complicated history that's older than I am. co-signed by another tired lesbian Also I've muted this thread because the sexuality cops have come to discourse at me. @rachelvmckinnon Make sure you turn anon questions off :X "@goodtran1 @ancomrade hey guess what people can literally call themselves whatever sexuality they want, that's the whole point of this thread gonna mute it now though, thanks" "OH AND IN CASE IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE MENTIONED: LESBIANS ARE VALID TOO. LIKE THAT'S WHAT I AM. DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF ADDING JUST ""LESBIANS"" TO THE LIST. DISHONOR ON ME, DISHONOR ON MY COW" so many of us are anarchists up until it's time to discourse it's so weird you can call your sexuality whatever the fuck you want can we please stop having this discourse bi lesbians: valid he/him lesbians: valid bi: valid pan: valid it's all valid because it's describing YOU. no one else but you is you. "@maidensblade I think it's even worse than that. I think most cis people's understanding of transphobia is simply ""hatred of trans people"" and for many of them, they don't even see intentional misgendering as a form of hatred." "The Pokemon Ditto aren't just genderfluid, they're *made* of gender fluid." @imrileywest g-goals >////> "@PrissyOrcGF I'm always blown away by how fast your glow up has been, Morgan. You're an inspiration to so many other trans girls out there. Thank you so much for sharing your journey with us! 💕💕💕" "@GoodWitchLeigh if you can't take me at my littlest, you don't deserve me at my biggest D:<" @nyaakat your such a cute bab!!! >w< @nyaakat !!!! I'm baby too!!! @GoodWitchLeigh Okay but mood though? This is part of the reason I'm being unapologetically little on main lol @gwen_no_fear My headboard stuffies say salutations! :3 @Kaelyrhn *only ever @Kaelyrhn I've never been a fan of teddy bears. My stuffies are only over weird animals lol @FemmBoyVergil She belongs to @norintha! Her tail is suuuuper long and soft! Rearranged the headboard stuffies! 💕 https://t.co/oqs7ddbveX @deathpigeon Because you're fiery!!! @deathpigeon Ember! @deathpigeon Vikky Ramona Storm. 100%. That name kicks so much ass! @Kate_Bunni oh those would make TERRIBLE diapers @CookieCyboid Subscribed! 💕 @deathpigeon https://t.co/tnv2lnsdkS "@deathpigeon We should! The internet up here is pretty shit, though." 🐱🐱🐱 https://t.co/FN1hbtvu56 @deathpigeon I have Smash Finally got around to making my Switch Mii! https://t.co/uqYSiP6i85 @deathpigeon A lot. Though most of them are Jen's much better https://t.co/Z76PkKwYqD @cyberslutfaye Or porn storage! :D Why does Rush in Mega Man 11 sound like Homer Simpson? "@trgrrl I feel like a broken record here, but you don't need to iron them! Just throw them in the dryer! It also gets rid of that stiff starchy feel to them." @Calliethulhu kinda wanna steal this idea tbh @rachelvmckinnon Fuck yeah! 💕 @XylariaVG Thank goddess libraries exist at least :/ "Until I find a more permanent home for them (I'm thinking I'll need a designated Pokemon stuffie shelf at this point), it brings a giant smile to my face every time I enter the bedroom and see this friend sitting on the bed :3 https://t.co/tkxjYGA7rr" My YouTube account's favorites are littered with [deleted video] listings. Any movie I can think of that I want to watch probably isn't streaming anywhere. A game in my Steam wishlist could at any point disappear from the platform. The problem isn't tech. It's capitalism. @burnsbabe YUUUUP "@JaneFae @GoodWitchLeigh Not all endos in the US will prescribe it, but enough do that it's definitely A Thing here. Your mileage may vary of course, but in general it helps with libido and breast development." In no order: - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Banjo-Kazooie - Super Mario 64 - World of Warcraft - Overwatch - Pokemon FireRed - Super Mario RPG - Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest - Super Metroid "@GoodWitchLeigh Huh. I thought for sure the plastic surgeon in Skyrim could, but a quick Google tells me I'm wrong" @PrissyOrcGF You ever think that maybe cishets were a mistake because I sure sometimes do "@JangotheBlueFox It was 20 years ago. The tech wasn't as good. Or, maybe Lucas didn't even think of it and was just doing what they always did." @JangotheBlueFox Yup I knew that! It's a really good idea. @trgrrl lol I was already a bit of a lightweight pre-HRT and now it's even worse. My weed tolerance though is way too goddamn high "@princessproto I've noticed this too. They absolutely unblock companies. They also have a form of ad that isn't a tweet, but I've only seen that a couple times" @Kaelyrhn @StebMcDreb Everything else appears to be chronological "@StebMcDreb That's not a viewing order, that's chronological order" "@burnsbabe Technically we haven't seen that ability before, is all. I agree that it's 100% in line with what we know the force can do, but it was a different, new experience and that factored into people's reaction, whether they hated it or loved it." Why doesn't the Enterprise have a special room with no doors or windows that they can transport either dangerous people to or set up a quarantine with? "@ClockworkQTDoll I can't link it because it's 25.5 inches and the url itself has a fraction which Twitter doesn't treat as part of a url. It's listed on the front page, though, under ""What's hot""" "@carrots_smith @tiptransformed I don't actually have any saved, but I run into it enough just by being into TF stuff. I'll save some for you next time I see some ;3" @tiptransformed @carrots_smith You sure? There's some honking great stuff here """We can't just let the WOMAN-led trilogy just EXIST as a great series!"" That's what you sound like. No, I'm not calling you a misogynist. But try saying the Sequel Trilogy is great, without any ""buts."" If you can't? Buddy, that's not a problem with the movies." "So when you say ""I loved it but man that one scene was awkward"" or whatever, it's PAINFULLY obvious that you refuse to let the Sequel Trilogy just stand on its own as a great series. It needs to be cut down a peg. Except none of your complaints can't be applied to the OT." "Here's how I see it: The Original Trilogy is almost never complained about. They aren't perfect movies, but they're treated as such. The Sequel Trilogy is better than the OT on *many* easily observable levels." "It's not about ""The Last Jedi is flawless and anyone who says otherwise can fuck off"" (although it's a little bit about that), it's about that thing where men (and it's so often men) think we all need to hear every detail. Every devil must be advocated for." "Fake nerd boys think when I say ""We're not debating the fact that The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie ever made"" it means they can hide complaints within compliments as if I won't notice fucking lol. I don't give two shits about what parts you didn't like as much." "@AlinaMeridon @SakuraNoSeirei Apology accepted 💕 And yes, let's hope so." @AlinaMeridon @SakuraNoSeirei Are you done yet? "@AlinaMeridon @SakuraNoSeirei No, just yes. Looks like someone missed the memo at the top of the thread. And that someone is you." @AlinaMeridon @SakuraNoSeirei All of Star Wars is absurdly improbable. "Basically the one-two punch of ""We're uncomfortable that Carrie Fisher has visibly aged and is still here"" and ""This is a force ability no one has seen before"" mixed with any underlying, unrecognized misogyny they might have, equals nervous laughter followed by anger/frustration." "Theory: Leia using the force to fly through space was laughed at by insecure manbabies in large part because the roles in which society accepts older women appearing in movies is extremely narrow. Had that been Luke, it would've been seen as the badass scene that it was." "Like it feels like such a hassle to say ""Kathryn, but my name is Kat"" when technically I've been Kat for longer than I've been Kathryn, but I guess that's what cis people need x_x" "Not sure why I'm expected to quote tweet for this meme, but I have one. ""What's your name?"" ""Kat."" ... *blank, mildly confused stare as their brain pictures felines* ""Goddammit Kat is a common shortening of Kathryn but I forgot to contextualize it that way aaaaaa""" @tiptransformed @carrots_smith I can get you some if you want :V "Oh, and I cried when Rey grabbed Luke's lightsaber at the end of The Force Awakens. Pre-HRT. Tears streamed down my face. It's a beautiful moment, and I didn't hesitate putting it in my top four. It'll likely stay there for many years." "Also the Disney era keeps giving us moments where women kick fucking ass. I've been a lifelong Star Wars fan, but I only ever figured out I was a woman during this era of the series, and in some ways it feels like SW transitioned with me 💕" "One of my favorite additions to the Disney era of Star Wars is the reflected light from lightsabers. It showed up a bit in the prequel trilogy, but the candy-colored blues, and reds bouncing off everything and everyone as blades are swung around is a fucking feast for the eyes." "Top four Star Wars moments? It's pretty much impossible for me to pick only four, but these are way up there. The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie ever made, and in the following thread, we will not be debating that. https://t.co/n4GGIkNvg0" @carrots_smith Oh yeah that's a thing. @Bobboman_2000 They'll definitely have at least some Sitting Cuties in stock @emmagamma I remember it was spelled Funnie :P Don't remember that episode tho and I watched a lot of Doug lol (me irl) A witch who uses a forgotten form of necromancy to reanimate the fossilized remains of extinct animals. Her familiar is a skeletal Archaeopteryx whose ghostly feathers glow a pale green. Everyone wanted to take pictures of Hobbes and I had to capture this moment https://t.co/A7gVnktrMf Kinkshaming by being horny on main is a weird flex but okay I just wanna keep finding hats to put on them https://t.co/yhK6m5PZEZ "@RealPaulWingate I think it's because Haunter hasn't yet been released here yet, so keep checking! Haunter's my favorite Pokemon so I've been checking the website regularly. There's a picture of all 151 on the site though so in Japan all of them have been released." "These are from the Sitting Cuties line and the Pokemon Center website has them for $11 each! Not all are available anymore, but they're irresistibly adorable." "Oh heck I didn't even notice until looking at the pictures again but according to the box, they only made 300 of these cuties! You can get your own at the Pokemon Center website, but they are kinda pricey (I spoiled myself lol)" I caught a giant Ditto!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/A7DmhtDhL7 !!! https://t.co/cgAlGSNY7f why what ever could this be??? (lighter for scale) https://t.co/w9hCYzXJAS My new sea pancake friend arrived from @BeeZeeArt! She's so cute omg 💕💕💕 https://t.co/zYCaB27K6s "@PrissyOrcGF Shorc, warchief, awesome body mods 💕" "Spidey is constantly saying ""Gotta hurry/Gotta move fast"" in this game, but only like maybe 10% of the missions are actually timed & until you get used to the fact that only a timer in the top left means you actually need to hurry, it creates a lot of cheap & unnecessary tension" @Kaelyrhn this particular thing used to be perfect though which is why this is so frustrating. "@Kaelyrhn I'll try that next time, but it doesn't work if no one replied, though." "If I'm right & it's too prevent screenshots from behind a block, that would tie in nicely with their idea to hide the number of likes replies have (which in theory cuts down on seeing people get ratio'd). I guess Jack really wants to make a safe space for his right wing buddies." "My only guess is this cuts down on screenshots where the screenshotted party can't respond. I can still build my ""echo chamber"" though, Jack. But fuck you for making it less easy to use." "I hate this newest change to the mobile app. It used to be that you could click on it to find out more, but now you can't. Wouldn't letting me check if I blocked them then maybe deciding to unblock be exactly the kind of ""debate solves everything"" solution Jack's obsessed with?" @GoodWitchLeigh Because country is shit? :V @bunnarchist NEAT :O @trgrrl Coward :P @bunnarchist HECK >/////> @VOID_FRIEND always 💕💕💕 The response has been overwhelmingly positive but honestly this thread now just makes me anxious so I'm gonna mute it sorry 💕 @VOID_FRIEND (One of us is little too and she's been co-piloting with Kat for over a week now) @VOID_FRIEND We're recklessly little sometimes but we'll try to ease up >_> @VOID_FRIEND sorry >_> "The tweet was intended as lighthearted but I said it because there's real shame and fear around this kink in our community and there shouldn't be and doesn't need to be given how many of us there are. Don't be ashamed, flaunt It! Be your truest selves!" "Goddess why the fuck didn't I just say ""But sometimes I wonder"" I literally just needed a punchline. Any would've done. Fuck me." @MusketAnna I needed a better punchline to that tweet. I'm 100% joking. "@BloomySunbird I'm already well into ""regretting it"" territory. But other littles are responding positively and part of the reason I said it is because I think people shouldn't have to hide that kink or be ashamed of it. But yes, I worded it badly and I'm not going to make that mistake again." "@BloomySunbird @Kaelyrhn I wanted a funny way to end the tweet and I picked one that kinda undid the most important part, sorry" "@EntityofJustice Yep! I joke, but of course not all trans girls are little" "I worded this incredibly poorly. Of course not all trans girls are little, do I really need to clarify this? A big part of the fun of being little is being teased about it. If this doesn't apply to you, that's super valid! Us littles are just having a bit of fun with each other." "@oceanictemple I tried my best to word it in a way that'd be fun for those it applied to, but acknowledging to those that it didn't apply to. I clearly didn't do a great job of that. I'm sorry to lose you as a mutual." @MissPepper_Mint VALID @Kaelyrhn I ordered both the paci and the clip from @Jaykay_Baby! They have a huge selection. "@Feathar_Lily Oh my, SUCH a big girl! :3c" "Also, do not follow me if you're under 18. No exceptions. This goes for all my accounts." "Hey y'all, I'd like you take a look at my bio and pinned tweet and see if any of those kinks either aren't your thing or are triggering for you. If a kink is listed there, there's an extremely high chance I could talk about any of them at any moment. Unfollow if you need to 💕" "@Deirdraccoon There's already been several exceptions who've commented. I'm mostly joking, tbh. I know it's not every trans girl 💕" "@oceanictemple I've had ""little"" listed in my bio (and later in my pinned tweet) for many months now. Unfollowing was a good idea. Once again, I'm sorry." "@GoodWitchLeigh Yeah I've noticed, little one :3c" @oceanictemple It's cool if it's not your thing. Sorry if I've freaked you out 💕 "@Kaelyrhn @amaranthdoll I'm always little on main >:3c (I just try to keep ""padded"" discussions off of main :P) https://t.co/edDh9eUPiM" "@amaranthdoll My little account just followed you, little one 💕" "@ScribbledSmut Awww, are you feeling fussy, little one? Do you need a change?" @ScribbledSmut Omg you're little too? That's adorable!! I'm not going to say all trans girls are littles. That would be silly and untrue. But... sometimes I think it really loudly. "@FOURLUNG A true ally, clearly" @LexiEsque If only :P @LexiEsque @AriMadeOfCotton My little account just followed you 💕 "@LexiEsque Heck yeah nice! Yeah the last time I rolled I needed something in my mouth basically the whole time lol I used a kid-sized paci (a friend bought several for the evening), but this new one is sized perfectly for me. Now I just need to actually secure some molly 😭" @Lunar_Opals >////> I'm sometimes little @cyberslutfaye I think vanilla people are clueless enough that you should be fine :P @Lunar_Opals nuh-uh imma big girl 😤 "@AriMadeOfCotton it's a secret to everyone 👀👀👀 actually, increasingly less and less people tbh lol" @AriMadeOfCotton My little account just followed you if you want a more unrestrained little feed lol @cyberslutfaye The little extra ring for attaching a leash is REALLY cute and kinda makes me wish mine had one tbh :3 "I will also be using this when I'm on MDMA, tho It can be both" @FOURLUNG That's the plan 😎😎😎 @eilidhmax 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 🍼 @SteampunkPenny 💕💕💕 we can't stop laughing @cosmicladyrosa: What if they named a band Bomb Threat? Me: What if they named a band Ladies And Gentlemen Please Don't Panic But There Is A Bomb In The Theater? "@lucashoal n-no! um, ... th-thank you >.<" @ACrimsonSun This is literally the cutest and hottest thing I've ever heard of omg @ACrimsonSun H E C K x.x 💦💦💦 @lucashoal my age has a 3 in it AND a 2 in it! @FOURLUNG I was gonna set an alarm for you but I've been beaten to the punch it looks like lol @lucashoal *huffs* IMMA BIG GIRL 😤 @Lewd_Dolly There's always a few leaks ;3 https://t.co/wRSS0SsgEh @GoodWitchLeigh Oh gosh can I ask what happened? @LittleEmmyBee The company who made this one also makes one with a mute icon on it and I need it so bad """Why do you even have a little account if you're gonna put all your little stuff on main, Kat?"" Bold of you to assume this is the full extent of my littleness :3" @nyaakat yea!!! :333 "who the fuck is yelling ""STOP BEING LITTLE ON MAIN"" at my house" "@nyaakat @ASmolRobin my IMMEDIATE first thought was how convenient that would be for you, yeah :P you're not even sneaky to other subs :3c" @Calliethulhu i'm transsalamander and I approve this message "what, this? this is for rolling on molly, what else would it be for? https://t.co/qBVDwwcofE" "@PrissyOrcGF Uhhhhh I'm actually The Worst Patron and I never remember who I'm a patron for (I just like automatically sending my friends money so I set it and forget it), but I don't think I'm a patron of yours yet. Next payday I'll join up!" @EvvyEmm Hmmmm I have Kaiser. That sounds rather promising. @PrissyOrcGF I'm guessing if I ask for spoilers I'll be sorely disappointed? :P "@nyaakat @ASmolRobin You're the goddamn cutest, Kat omg" @nyaakat @ASmolRobin THIS IS SO CUTE AND HOT OMG @GoodWitchLeigh this is a depressingly true mood x.x @PrissyOrcGF When are you getting it done? I'm excited for pictures!! :333 @PrissyOrcGF This sounds really exciting omg :3 @PrissyOrcGF Holy shit Morgan I'm so sorry :/ Offering internet hugs never feels very substantial. I just wanna give you a real hug. "I thought I only had it with like, makeup and girl clothes but I'm noticing that anxiety crop up in other places too." "Anyone else have that anxiety thing where someone helps you with a task by offering suggestions on what to do and because you feel like you ""should"" know this shit already, you just get embarrassed and start crying?" "One thing that scares me about voice training is everything I've heard about it indicates the best way to be taught this stuff is from a singing teacher who teaches you to sing. I'm even more scared of singing than I am my ""boy"" voice. So that's gonna be... fun." "But that moment was really magical One second it was my voice, the next it was some woman's voice I had never heard. It was a goddamn TG story for a glorious few seconds. I'd like to feel that again one day." "The biggest progress I've made with my voice has simply been learning to love the voice I have. It's not the voice I had pre-transition, nor is it a super masculine-sounding voice, and that's what matters most to me now." "I was thinking about this tweet and how I never found that voice again. I probably will one day, but it's going slower than I would've liked." @emuchaton HEY DID YOU KNOW UR BUTT'S RLY CUTE "@emuchaton oh my GOD how did I miss this tweet last time that's, um... wow" @Lexxibun Confirmed for cute!! 💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh You don't need to iron it. Just throw it in the drier. And I found this out in the queerest way possible: Had to wash puke out of one of ours after a deepthroat went bad :P "@FOURLUNG It's good to be true to yourself. Too much self-deprication can be unhealthy, but I understand what you're saying. I think you have a good heart and i'm really happy that we're mutuals 💕💕💕" @FOURLUNG I liked your bio better when it was mostly gibberish. Now if I get yelled at for befriending you people can correctly tell me I ignored the warnings :P Also apparently I need to upgrade by gay game since I don't know all the hot emoji codes lol @LyraTheSmol I didn't even notice that detail! That's cool! @MaiaFranklyn YOUR A GLASS HOUSE D:< I'm kinkshaming #PS4share https://t.co/6oCTZhTRcV @Calliethulhu i unexpectedly vote yes @sillygaymiria I don't even understand why this is true but it's so goddamn true every time @nyaakat Yeah! I got mine coming in the mall and it's ONLY for gaming. W-why else would I buy them? >///> @Faey_Doctors @FrigidElfQueen oh no >_> @SteampunkPenny Thank you so much Mistress. I was mostly joking though 💕💕💕 @Quinn__tessence I really hate cis men. Sorry you're dealing with that :/ @Quinn__tessence what the fuck does that question even mean this is a really important psa and also i can't stop laughing at that gif @FOURLUNG I'm excited to hear it all tbh :333 @FrigidElfQueen wait does that make me a big account because I am anything but big @JangotheBlueFox That is so far beyond the point. I unfollowed you briefly because I saw you trying to argue some pointless detail about mansplaining in a thread where that was not appropriate. Please don't make me regret refollowing you. Devils don't need your advocacy. My little ass struggling to remember the controls for Spider-Man PS4: How do I get onto the walls? Where's the damn uppies button??? Uppies! Uppies!!! @transfilmtheory Extremely feminine and gorgeous as heck 💕💕💕 @cyberslutfaye Same! I could even say that weed turned me gay :V @Calliethulhu Wow can confirm https://t.co/SfrjIBvfCD @jacquelinefilm @lumpenrose Oh that does sound cool! "It was seriously looking like my PS4's fucking hard drive was corrupted, but it turns out the problem was the error notification needed to be deleted. What." "@GwenStarlight Google is giving mixed answers, but I'd really just rather have region 1? Like it's ridiculous that I'm even in this positron to begin with?" https://t.co/5xeTuJZk2e "Also, the aftermarket sticker was put over the region listing so I suspect intentional shady shit." "Like with Steven Universe, there isn't a box set released in the US so I kind of get it. But why the fuck was I sent an Italian copy of KH3??? I don't even know how to fix this! I can return it, but ordering another one would just be doing the same thing I did last time!" OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN AMAZON: I LIVE IN THE US. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME NON-US REGION DISCS. I LITERALLY CAN'T PLAY THESE. https://t.co/KhMfR33eSQ @MaiaFranklyn Is it weird that I'm more tempted to play Bloodborne instead? At least that would be a new file with a proper difficulty curve. "@lumpenrose I felt like a second class player growing up with Nintendo consoles but desperately wanting to play the KH series. I never even bothered buying CoM back in the day. I read about it and my first thought was ""No, I want a real KH game wtf""" "Oh, I saved right before a tough boss and took a long enough break that I forgot how to play. Lovely." @lumpenrose I just hated the mechanics. I don't understand why whenever it was on Nintendo consoles it couldn't just be a normal RPG "@lumpenrose I don't want to say I don't care at all about the story, but I don't care enough to play all those." @lumpenrose I hated the 1st hour of Re:CoM so much it turned me off of even trying the other spinoffs. Plus I think BBS is the one this collection doesn't actually include. I hear it's just the cutscenes. @lumpenrose Thank you. I think I'm just sticking with the three main entries @deathpigeon https://t.co/dlh4UtOJYV "@Smithling3 Omg thank you for the clarification, I hate it" @diffidentdream Oh my god just the name sounds skippable @lumpenrose What's II.8 though? "I think my save file is on II.5 (whyyyyy are we mixing numerals like this ugh), so we're going with that one, but it was funny as hell to me that, taken on the numbering alone, I somehow accidentally played the ""wrong"" 2. Wow." "Now the KH3 is in its way to me, I should probably finish up my KH2 play through from like a month ago. Wait... what? https://t.co/BKTYy9ulkp" @Triclilith @ASmolRobin @nyaakat I heard this too actually Oh and I just love the optics of a cishet dude making a CAREER off of hating a specific woman making pretty basic claims about sexism in video games. What a perfect summation of the entire anti-SJW plague that followed and that's been trying to ruin the world ever since. "So despite being waist-deep in both YT atheism AND fucking 4ch*n for the better part of decade, I ended up hearing the right things at the right time, I suppose. I kinda feel like I was inoculated from the influence of the extreme right's takeover of those corners of the internet" "The article pointed out that while Mike might've been a victim of bullying growing up, his money, influence and privilege had put him in the position of a bully. That really spoke to me and began to open my eyes to what feminism was talking about. And luckily, it was before GG." "I think I've mentioned this before, but my first real introduction to feminism & how sexist gamer culture was was an article pre-gamerg*te that criticized Penny Arcade's Mike Krahulik for joking about the dickwolves controversy years after it had been (mostly) put behind everyone" "Hyperfocusing on how much he hated Anita was why I unsubscribed from Thunderf**t all those years ago. I might've dodged an ideological bullet, but it was a slow moving one that telegraphed its trajectory. At least from my perspective at the time." "Omg I always wondered why, despite me being SUPER into atheist YouTube ten+ years ago, I never got into Sarg*n. Turns out his FIRST video was about Anita Sark**sian. His bread and butter from the BEGINNING was fucking g*merg*te. What a fucking joke lol" @FinalBossFemme Maybe next year :/ @lucashoal @britishredvix @FinalBossFemme I approve of this idea 1000% @lucashoal @britishredvix @FinalBossFemme @Pandskyy My computer's broken D: Might draw this once it's fixed @LunaDragofelis @MyaMystery @quatoria It's worth fighting for Omg I have that same flamingo and Porg! No I'm not gonna live tweet all of this >.> "HOT, EXCLUSIVE STUFFIE CONTENT https://t.co/dlFvObggiI" "(I've watched enough leftist/queer videos on here that it might be the algorithm making an educated guess, but I still think this is kinda cool)" "For some reason my YouTube account is treated like a brand new one with no subscriptions when I log into the TV, so it might be notable that @gwen_no_fear is the only result after only typing ""gwen_"" https://t.co/82RWHZUDgk" "@IsabellaIzIzzy I HATED when bosses or co-workers invented extra jobs. What little free time I find should be mine to cherish, dammit." @Sophie_D_T @jacquelinefilm All that basically describes my experiences as well. It's really surreal realizing that visual simulation matters so much less. @SteampunkPenny @MyaMystery Love you Mistress! 💕💕💕 "@tiptransformed I guess everyone already answered this but I'll echo what they all said, except mine are often full body :3" "@tiptransformed @MyaMystery @quatoria Yeah if you're not sure it was an orgasm, it definitely was lol" "@BuniDoom I still but the seasons on DVD, lol. I want a compete set, but the excitement I felt during say, season 2 or 3 is long since gone." @a_alice_nsfw 👀👀👀 @BuniDoom Shit like this is why I fell off from watching the show lol "@MyaMystery (I also waited until I had a Mistress to collar me for similar reasons -- I'm here to be owned, not just look cute :3)" "@MyaMystery I waited until I could get an Eternity Collar as my first collar! Pretty much anything but a metal collar can't be worn all the time, and what's the point of being collared if I have to take it off sometimes??? D:<" @MyaMystery @quatoria Orgasms are so much better on HRT omg "(If people are curious, with the right stimulation I can orgasm without cumming [but only with help], and I can still masturbate like I used to pre-transition, compete with cumming, fairly easily [but only by myself])" I'm actually in the weird-ass position of being able to orgasm/cum in multiple ways yet I still desperately wanna be locked up "for a lot of trans women, hrt already makes it impossible to cum so a lot of us just figure we may as well become chastity sluts since we're already halfway there" "@OhMiaGod You're not a bitch for wanting the healthcare you need. It's the system's fault, not yours. That's the most twisted part of this. It turns us against each other or against ourselves when we should be angry at the cis people who created this broken system." "I'm one of the most anti-advertisement people you'll ever meet but when the algorithm gives me ads for makeup and feminine clothes, all reason leaves my brain and the only response my gender euphoric ass can muster is ""ya im gorl... thamk u""" "@GwenStarlight I'd be surprised if this wasn't a thing among other systems, but we've yet to experience that." "If you're even a tiny bit sapphic and you're one of the goddamn Spice Girls, there's gonna be sex happening I'm sorry this is just science" "In hindsight, of course the Spice Girls were fucking" @JenApparently *wash my hair once a month I wash everything else daily lol @JenApparently I use special spray to keep the color in + a shower cap for most showers and only wash once a month. Ten days is normal and not that long as long as you're taking care of it :P @squidlarkin https://t.co/BfWk2qN2pz @ScribbledSmut It gets less scary with time and practice 💕 @ScribbledSmut Sounds like that's your name then! I can't wait to hear it when you're ready to share :3 @ButtGoblin666 such an Extremely Normal tweet wow @ButtGoblin666 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa D: "@ScribbledSmut Your deadname isn't your real name, if that's what you're getting at. Your real name is the one that gives you gender euphoria 💕💕💕" @ScribbledSmut It's your name! That's all the hype I need! @ScribbledSmut I WANNA HEAR YOUR NAME OMG 💕💕💕 why am i anxious again @CareBearCase Settling brain stuff is good! We're glad y'all are doing better 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh hey~ @MetteusAtoll oh no D: *hugs tight* I love you. I hope the anxiety subsides 💕 "@FOURLUNG It'll be easier when my new pc parts are ordered, which should be soon 💕" @Lexxibun Confirmed for fluffball! :3 @FOURLUNG Doesn't seem to work on phones. Is there a cut off for when you'll stop needing these? AWW YEA LILO & STITCH IS ON NETFLIX https://t.co/Sfle5XIntw @nyaakat heck yeah bein owned club! :D @emuchaton @GoodWitchLeigh over 100 sociopaths if my math is right @Transhockeyfan TWO CUTIES 💕 "@radix42 No, read the rest :P (I don't mean to be cryptic I just don't have a lot of spoons atm, sorry)" @radix42 https://t.co/OUTdSAC9yX @MetteusAtoll oh heck i think that makes me gay too @KittenFemme can cis men please stop @garblefart the biggest mood "@MagsVisaggs Kevin is objectively a terrible name. Most Kevins in fiction are assholes. I was never a Kevin, even when that was my legal name." "@pissmancy Take all the time you need! And remember, dysphoria lies 💕💕💕" @Bieeanshee I think you look really cute and i'm glad I finally got to see your pretty face 💕💕💕 @good_jackal it's actually rather small "@CareBearCase It's possible I don't either, honestly. I've just only ever heard it in either a condescending tone or a self-depricating one. But insofar as words can have a lot of complex meaning beyond just their dictionary definition or even their common use, it's okay to want pity 💕" @CookieCyboid @ghoulsNgoats And a huge fetish for petrification "@BoringNerdyKate That's how I was for like 15 years and then I decided on a fursona, lol And yes, we did all jerk off to hard blush" "I have the most pleasant memory of this morning while I was half asleep, Mistress putting Tabitha t-rex under the covers with me and tucking me in. Talk about the most relaxing, littlespace-inducing feeling ever omg 😍 @SteampunkPenny" @BoringNerdyKate The big ones really help with feeling smol :3c "@BoringNerdyKate I never even considered this, but you're absolutely right." @deathpigeon the content warning is literally below the relevant part of the tweet x.x @ValnarDragoness What's probably happening with me is I'm losing muscle mass. Muscle weighs more than fat. It's worth keeping in mind though having high E and low T makes it harder to lose weight. So I might hit a new normal for my weight but losing any more with be harder than it has been. "@CareBearCase I don't think you want pity, or people feeling sorry for you. Like, if I heard about the rough shit you've been through, I'd just, care about it, you know? Pity's the wrong word, I feel. I consider you a friend and I care about you. For what that's worth 💕" "@CareBearCase Pity to me has kinda negative connotations? It's not a word I see used much except in condescending contexts. Sounds like you want compassion, empathy, and sympathy. And that's completely valid and understandable." "@CareBearCase None of those I would describe as pity, and only the first one I would say isn't compassionate" "@gwen_no_fear thanks, I hate it" I've lost like 30 lbs since starting HRT wtf I haven't even been exercising @DevourerRose Still validating even if you were :3 "We think with practice we can reliably switch to Kitty at will, which would be really nice" "So yeah, we were mostly Kitty for the past several days. We need to spend more time as her, that was really fun!" "Sliding into the DMs of another plural system saying ""I think someone who wasn't Kat was fronting for like 3 days"" and being met with an immediate ""Yeah, we know"" is super goddamn validating lemme tell ya 😊😊😊" @nyaakat oh my gOD @GoodWitchLeigh Oh heck that's one of my favorite places! @quatoria Mine broke a couple weeks ago :/ "@NicoleRN4s Go lick boots somewhere else, bootlicker" @PriestessLilly mood tho https://t.co/0dT5ZwzTPU @ScribbledSmut (also trans girl doesn't need to be hyphenated just fyi 💕💕💕) @ScribbledSmut EXTREME WHOLESOME @SixArmedSweater This whole thread a beautiful mood @Faey_Doctors Same 💕 Not doing the top meme because Mistress is my top 😤 @eilidhmax @acutebitten I didn't know what verb to use @Chopin_42 YOU'RE THE THIRD ONE TO PICK ME FOR THIS AAAAAA D: "@acutebitten @eilidhmax who the fuck is screaming ""BE A TOP"" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never top" @eilidhmax omg you're the second person to pick me for this meme lol @elysianechoes @Kalindlara (Or at least since I started regularly using Twitter lol) @elysianechoes @Kalindlara Yeah Isabelle has been a friend of mine since like forever! :3 @MetteusAtoll *snuggles you so hard* @MetteusAtoll I would cuddle you so much rn omg 💕💕💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh Less fun fact: Only I thought it was a date movie rip @GoodWitchLeigh OMG I SAW THAT AS A DATE MOVIE TOO WTF "@PrissyOrcGF @NikatinePrime Less ""hearing"" and more ""fantasizing"" if I'm being honest 👀" Currently have a cutie laying in my lap who may or may not be @elysianechoes 👀 @NikatinePrime @PrissyOrcGF she's a pretty good top from what I hear :P @NikatinePrime @xychelsea I'm so goddamn scared for her :/ @emuchaton wholesome tweet @ASmolRobin can i bite them? i wanna bite 'em D:< seriously that term might be my least favorite "@lumpenrose I don't know anything about it. I feel like @deathpigeon has talked about it but I can't recall what they said. But regardless, I'm close friends with a self-identifed centrist! There's more important things in life to stress over. We're still friends 💕💕💕" @nyaakat omg you're so sweet how can I refuse >w< @nyaakat heck i dunno how to top but even i'm tempted >w< "@Chopin_42 Yeah, I'm learning i was wrong lol" @MrMaxwellmusic @lumpenrose I just haven't heard many people say it but I keep hearing from people it's still used so I'm probably just out of touch lol Gotta hang out with more furries sounds like! @FOURLUNG i'm so out of touch with my heritage i'm so ashamed @FOURLUNG am i just missing everyone saying it or something am i that out of touch @HeckingJen I follow a lot of furries but I haven't heard that term used regularly for like a decade I'd love to be wrong tho @PrissyOrcGF Sexy Urbosa pinup tattoo when "gonna bring ""yiff"" back into the furry lexicon even if i have to drag the rest of y'all kicking and screaming" "@emuchaton i win every time i yiff, nerd" "@ButchPrincessG It came with the house lol The person we bought it from's ex just left all his shit here, and we kept some of it." @WilloIllo I'm okay for now but thank you so much 💕💕💕💕 @VerafiedBabe SO CUTE 💕💕💕💕 it's a double stuffie kinda day https://t.co/P1jrSzZueY "@MusketAnna Yeah. If there's seriously no alternative, I hope she doesn't suffer for long. I hate that I'm even saying that. I hate all of this." @Esper_Lily I don't have much faith in laws like that being respected in 2019 America @MaiaFranklyn fgggfsssdfgggd >/////////> @VerafiedBabe Nope! It's just Tabitha the t-rex :3 @norintha I dunno lemme ask her "@Esper_Lily A lot of prisons will throw trans women in there because they're trans and their existence complicates things too much. Also, she's a radical leftist. They hate her and want her to go away." y'all think i'm joking? this is the living room lol https://t.co/aHlb8Hsm4m "who the heck is screaming ""CLEAN UP YOUR STUFFIES"" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop leaving my stuffies all over the house" @StebMcDreb 💕💕💕 @KittenFemme I consider us close friends. I've yet to compulsively cheek your account 💕💕💕 Please for the love of goddess do not ask what kind of mutual you are to me. It's okay if you already have. But I need to say something before someone else asks. Can you guess why I'd like to not be asked that? "@LunaDragofelis I'm very visually-based in how I remember people. I recognize your account, but I can't recall anything about you? You seem very sweet and I'd love to know you better 💕" @Kalindlara HUGE SAME ILU 😭💕💕 @lumpenrose Same 💕 "It's usually ""mutuals who I don't have a super close relationship with, but I really wish we did and I've been taking steps to become closer"" If we're already close or I don't have a desire to be closer, I'm not at worried" "Compulsively checking if my mutuals have unfollowed me is probably not healthy behavior, but here we are" "@ASmolRobin ""Robin's Sleep N' Fuck"" would be a great idea for a sign to hang in your room/on your door tbh" [cw suicide] The scariest part of all of this is I don't see how this could possibly end in her freedom again. I worry that this is being done in part so she'll take her own life. I'm terrified that this is basically the stare trying to murder her. literally crying over the fact that Chelsea is back in solitary confinement she was free and now she's back to being tortured Make no mistake: This is because she's trans. @SixArmedSweater Fuck yeah!! "@PrissyOrcGF constant, never-ending mood" "@LexieP86 All of the normal pieces of advice don't feel like they help much. I wish I could do more. Keep fighting as long as you can. Your life is important. If you ceased to exist, this world would be poorer for it." "@LexieP86 I DM'd you if you wanna talk privately. I'm mutuals with too many people and I don't recognize your @, but you're still important to me. All of my trans siblings are. And honestly, I do love making new friends. I'd love for you to be a new friend of mine 💕💕💕" @LexieP86 Please don't. @norintha Because you're not answering telegram: Are you almost on your way home? the hole in my new stuffie is getting bigger TT_TT @PeakTranarchy @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie happy ending! unlike the story itself? lol :P @norintha @Bible_Blackbelt @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie Oh love I'm not at all surprised that website exists or that you know about it but also: aaaaaaaaaaaa D: @KittenFemme @norintha @TheSecretCallie https://t.co/cxp2mktjnR "@KittenFemme @norintha @TheSecretCallie There's a CATEGORY called ""lost a bet"" on Fictionmania :P" "@norintha @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie Remind me never to watch those movies, love" @KittenFemme @norintha @TheSecretCallie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "@TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme @norintha Just have it be a magic spell that forces you to wear heals, or use a fucking padlock or something! Must it be squicky??" @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme @norintha YEAH IT'S REALLY COMMON AND I EXTREMELY HATE IT D: "@KittenFemme @norintha @TheSecretCallie That'd be like, traumatic for both cis men and trans women what the actual fuck." @KittenFemme @norintha @TheSecretCallie Oh shit I misread Okay testicles as earrings is not that common Jesus of Christ "@norintha @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie I think that exact same story has been written 5,000,000 times" @JunpeiHyde @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie That shit is super common in stories like that. I didn't even react after reading the description lol @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie Gosh I remember back when I thought I had to settle for straight pairings in stories like that. Thank goddess for sapphic trans writers :3 @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme At least they updated that hand drawn ad for Glamour Boutique like a year or two ago x.x @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme Yeeeeah I browsed it regularly for years and years And THEN I came out lol @KittenFemme @TheSecretCallie Fictionmania is responsible for hatching a ton of eggs tbh They've been around forever and a lot of trans women ended up there at one time or another. @Triclilith @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme Okay that's canon now lol :P @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme SUPER FAIR lol Hmmm now I'm wondering if I've ever seen your stories on there? I pretty much exclusively read the f/f stories so it's possible! "@TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme wait mcstories doesn't allow force femming? yeah, I guess I've never seen that on there. I never noticed! Heck, are your stories ending up on there? That's cool!!" @emuchaton bork! :333 @QuestForTori Oh heck that sounds fun! :3 @ASmolRobin omg did you know your butt is super cute??? :O @FOURLUNG no but seriously all of this sounds perfect @QuestForTori TORI YOU'RE SO GOSH DARN PRETTY OMGGGGG 😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💕 Can I retweet? :333 "Like, often I'll just say things??? Normal things??? And my queer family will just react as if I'm being cute?????" I think I've finally reached the point where everyone I know thinks I'm unbearably cute "@cyberslutfaye Subs just look better in collars, it's just science" @hynmyart OMG THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE THANK YOU 💕💕💕 (Protip: Beanie Buddies > Beanie Babies if you wanna feel smol :333) New soft frens! Can you believe I didn't yet own a kangaroo??? Me either!! Also got the Beanie Buddy version of Pinky the flamingo! https://t.co/HeN0zcyseI @ScribbledSmut YOU'RE SO VALID THO "@lucashoal Good, because I'm terrible at saving :P" @norintha It is! 💕💕💕 "I've wanted a doll house since before I can remember. I've always loved miniatures. In an eventual collection(/play) room I hope to have one day, a doll house will be included for sure :3" We saw the prettiest doll house while antique shopping today! We also saw a doll lighthouse which I've never heard of before but now I need both! 😍 Wish I took pictures. They were both gorgeous 💕 "@ClockworkQTDoll @eilidhmax *stamps feet* WIDDLES WISE UP, WIDDLES WISE UP, WIDDLES WISE UP" @Kaelyrhn The unexpected changes are seriously the beeeest >w< Incidentally this is why my smaller plushies are the ones more likely to have their hang tags -- harder to cuddle the smaller ones "Me: Hang tags need to stay on stuffies to keep them mint and looking as pretty as the day they were bought Also me: Tags get in the way of cuddling, snip snip!" Weirdly my shoulders don't seem to have done the same... yet :3 @cosmicladyrosa Understandable 💕 "@cosmicladyrosa oh my fuck D: Rosa, I'm so sorry :/" "My chest (NOT my boobs) seems slightly but noticeably smaller somehow? I guess there's muscles everywhere on the body so I could totally lose muscle mass there. Just wasn't expecting it! So many of these HRT changes are unexpected, I love it 💕" @ClockworkQTDoll O H Y E S S S S S @emuchaton oh fuck irradiated sausage is the most accurate yet most cursed way to describe it D: @Kaelyrhn I could be like a bat salamander and just be a lil gremlin goblin hehehe Salamanders also have fun tails. HMMMMMM "She'd be lime green with a pink belly, tho. If I did design her. ... Fuck maybe I should" @kroati1 Awww yea I could go full Wuzzle if I wanted to good point! "@garblefart No I'm saying for my own personal tastes, it is" @Caliriana One of my headmates is a dragon! So I soooorta already have a dragon sona! :3 "I've gone over it again and again in my head but despite salamanders being my brand kinda, a salamander sona wouldn't be that appealing to me I don't think :/ I need my sonas to be furry, or failing that, feathery, or failing THAT, scaley Amphibians get none of that :/" See also: Fursuit "In order to get some art of my fursona commissioned, I need: - money - a sizeable amount of furry artists I know the styles of - the patience to wait until one of them is doing commissions And that's why I'll never get any fursona art commissioned 😭😭😭" @GoodWitchLeigh I wanna watch this tbh @GoodWitchLeigh I didn't even know he did let's plays "what's a ""sleep""?????" @GoodWitchLeigh didn't realize I was doing both until I read this tweet @FOURLUNG Back when I worked at an animal shelter I used to joke that the first person to invent diapers for dogs would make millions (half of my job was cleaning up poop) I assumed the reason they didn't exist was because dogs can pretty easily tear them off?? How is this product real??? @Anarcho_Vampire ALL 👏 SLUTS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID @ComPetMuffin I never even counted all mine but it's gotta be over 100 at this point! !!! I should gather up all the stuffies I own and take a picture of them at some point!!! i have A Lot @catsnightin >/////> "Kathryn Salamander, Stuffie Authority" OMG YES 💕💕💕 "@GoodWitchLeigh Dysphoria lies! You're so hecking pretty, Kayleigh!!! 💕💕💕" "@carrots_smith I used to, hated it, then gave it up" @GoodWitchLeigh i'm in this tweet and i don't like it i'm sorry what https://t.co/E8sBwfRo2M I'm starting to see how some people thought this picture was lewd @cyberwitchlexi Aren't they the best?? I've been wearing mine for 10 weeks now :333 @cyberwitchlexi Oh heck is that an eternity collar??? 😍 "@GoodWitchLeigh @LeftAtLondon The show is expanded universe, it isn't DK-Level canon" @FOURLUNG True facts @gwen_no_fear 😍😍😍 @ASmolRobin Cuuuuute! :333 @FicusArt goals tbh @IsabellaIzIzzy 😘😘😘 @IsabellaIzIzzy @persenche It's impossible to know that you know them all. The two mentioned are the most obvious ones I can think of. "@IsabellaIzIzzy @persenche I use it too, but never in Twitter. It's only a term of endearment for loved ones for me." @AnaMardoll I hear there are lesbians in season 2 so I'm pretty excited :3 @HexLatex I'm not sure what this is but I retweeted it for some reason??????? @AnaMardoll THAT'S SUCH AMAZING NEWS OMG 💕💕💕 @AnaMardoll I just started watching it and the humor in particular is extremely Avatar Did I remember correctly that The Dragon Price has some people who worked on Avatar working on it? The voice of Sokka sounds like he's in it and it really feels like a spiritual successor to Avatar in tone. @GoodWitchLeigh MOOD @FOURLUNG does it work on phones? my pc is broken for at least another week "@salielle That's what furry is all about, Charlie Brown" @ReadingRidley ❤ U 2 I was so proud of this tweet and y'all are cowards for not liking it :P @FOURLUNG i've never vocaroo'd before "Just had the intrusive thought of the best thing to say to someone asking what a furry is: Imagine a diapered fox, peeing -- forever." "@Lexxibun I started when I was like 15 or 16, I'm almost 32 now, I've been to one con and I don't have a fursuit lol" "@lumpenrose I will always tell you, I promise 💕" @_CynthiaDarling @GoodWitchLeigh Hoist the colors! @GoodWitchLeigh Pitching the big top @FOURLUNG i legit wasn't even trying to be lewd i swear "@FOURLUNG god can send me all the ominous signs he wants, he thought I was a boy what the fuck does he know" @Bieeanshee hopefully D: there's a hole in my new soft fren! D: https://t.co/NJVe7Jvage @KittenFemme fite me @gwen_no_fear This tweet is so goddamn good. Worded perfectly. Thank you. @nyaakat *giggles* bein secretly little is fuuuuun @emuchaton you're a visionary "@Transhockeyfan Okay, but only because you're extremely cute! :3" @ASmolRobin Just a knifeful of sugar Helps the medicine go down In the most violent way @Kaelyrhn 😍😍😍 @Kaelyrhn Oh heck I love LEGOs! @ACrimsonSun I know the feeling. Sorry you're feeling it now *offers hugs* 💕💕💕 @RayneCat77 EXACTLY @Drone0143 They so quickly gave up their free will tho! Seems like they had barely any at all :3 "@Casssdreams Unf, heck yes it does~ 😍" "And yes, @Calliethulhu, since you were the first to like this tweet: I was thinking of you when I wrote it :P I was thinking of me too! But mostly you :3" @Kentabooboo I too found it impossible to say without bursting into laughter lol "If someone willingly and eagerly gives up their free will to become a drone, did they ever really have free will to begin with?" @Triclilith @Calliethulhu doll @Calliethulhu It just wouldn't be a Callie tweet without a least a little bit of a curse @TheSecretCallie I'M GRATEFUL FOR YOU TOO NERD 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu (No but seriously I'd listen to some if you made any >_>) @Calliethulhu https://t.co/AkQtumDfK2 @Calliethulhu what videos? @emmagamma I haven't showered today either and you're still cute! 💕 @emmagamma THIS ONE'S EVEN CUTER SORRY I GOT AHEAD OF MYSELF THERE 😍😍😍 @emmagamma AAAAAA YOU'RE CUTE THO 😍😍😍 @Calliethulhu 😍💦💦💦 @Kaelyrhn @Autistic_Ace (((i'm hoping to have one built for me at some point >/////>))) @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfQueen https://t.co/7bEfbfCu37 @MetteusAtoll Babe you're so adorable >w< @Calliethulhu OR MAYBE YOUR VOICE IS JUST SEXY EVER CONSIDER THAT D:< "@GoodWitchLeigh Even though I find a lot of meaning in calling myself a lesbian, I'm firmly on team ""sexuality is fake."" It's why I'm so open about how much guys are sometimes hot :V" @GoodWitchLeigh Real talk even Arby's is preferable to homophobia in chicken form @Transhockeyfan Thank you! 😭💕💕💕 @Transhockeyfan YOU'RE adorable so there D:< Literally the first time I've uploaded anything where you can see AND hear me at the same time. So glad I waited for the perfect time. i will never have a YouTube channel lol here's my one-take impression of a snake for the meme thing all the other transes are doing https://t.co/QcJTkpSaKn @GoodWitchLeigh I've seen boys! The problem is when you talk to them :P @Calliethulhu oh no that thing where i'm weak to accents is happening again @nyaakat THEY'RE PERFECT I LOVE THEM 💕💕💕 @nyaakat DINOSAUR :333 @Kaelyrhn little on main!! >w< @Calliethulhu Sending lots of love! 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG Omg they're a hero @nyaakat @ASmolRobin CUTEST PUP THO @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme I can make a point to bug you more often. Ours is a friendship I think is worth the extra effort if need be 💕💕💕 "@TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme I'm bad at explaining why I like people, but you're one of my favorite people on here and even the rate of communication we have now can't change that that." "@TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme I'm really bad at messaging friends too, but for what it's worth, you're one of the few people who I'd welcome even short awkward interactions." "@emuchaton @GoodWitchLeigh *pounds table* SWITCH OFF, SWITCH OFF, SWITCH OFF" @VerafiedBabe Awwwww! You're so sweet thank you!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/NuUU8bmB6k @emuchaton I do that with Everlasting Gobstoppers >.> FACT: you can never have enough soft frens who are also dinosaurs 🦖 https://t.co/ZEVixE8dF9 @GoodWitchLeigh How are so goddamn cute tho 😍💕 @ASmolRobin @nyaakat Even MORE pathetic wow! :333 Decepticons superior. https://t.co/ortjDZCnBJ @FOURLUNG Oh heck I love this! "What I wasn't expecting to love as much I did was the lamppost mode. First off, bravo for including it in the first place, but they give you SO MANY GREEBLY BITS TO FIDDLE WITH to obscure his shape just a tad more, and I think it really works. Mine looks a bit more like a turret https://t.co/SSm7g1F1Xo" "I'm 100% okay with the ""I dunno, just make him turn into something sci-fi-shaped"" approach to this alt mode because I LOOOOOVE that blocky aesthetic so dang much 💕 (Also the level of paint detail on this guy is beyond expectations) https://t.co/plfin1zJBm" @benpritchard13 So many Megs! :3 @benpritchard13 hey! @MaiaFranklyn I need it in at least 8 more colors plus maybe a transparent one 😍 I'm going all in one this mold holy heck @MaiaFranklyn IT EXTREMELY IS BUT ALSO THIS LEVEL OF ENGINEERING IN HIS SHINS OF ALL PLACES IS SO INCREDIBLE @FinalBossFemme (It's secretly the best time of year for a birthday but we must not let the non-Geminis know!) @FOURLUNG Blushing is a great first step! :333 THIS WAS UNHEARD OF JUST A YEAR AGO I'VE WAITED 13 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT 😭💕💕💕 https://t.co/owKgKeaSjb @FinalBossFemme You're a Gemini too? :333 "In order to properly convey just how much Hasbro is catering to only the nerdiest TF collectors with this figure, I'm gonna word this as if only fellow collectors are following me: I've always loved the Cybertronian Tetrajet design and this figure's engineering is *incredible* https://t.co/yHBxRNjZIZ" @FOURLUNG I can give you a few pointers sometime~ @nyaakat *pets & scritches for the good pup!* "@FinalBossFemme @deervvitch I really love their sauce, but the chicken itself? It's not BAD but it's not as amazing as some folks will make it sound" @MapleReam ME FIRST D:< "@GoodWitchLeigh My hottest take is a TON of cis people would transition if we made this world a better place for trans people. Not talking about closeted trans people, either" @nyaakat heck you're so cute!!! can i also pet? :3 @ScribbledSmut hhhheck x.x "@lumpenrose not super into sounding, sorry >.<" "@LucyDoyle_1997 You're stunningly cute, for reals." "@princessproto All of the core cast are based on real people, actually!" "@carrots_smith @HeckingJen dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow" "@carrots_smith @HeckingJen shit, it's phone before lights isn't it" "@carrots_smith @HeckingJen tfw when there's no lights, no phone, no motorcar, not a single luxury" @softgirlrobin i'm a huge fan tbh @FOURLUNG literally perfect 😍😍😍 @FOURLUNG These are all extremely fun sounding >w> "@FrigidElfQueen this is really cute and I can't help but get squirmy just from watching it :3 SUCH a good girl, heck 💕" @AliceAvizandum I can't make it in due to... you know *gestures vaguely around* @FOURLUNG I will not stand for these entirely accurate and true falsehoods being spread about me!! D:< @FOURLUNG I'm such a massive sub that the idea of completely surrendering myself to a more powerful entity makes me feel incredible. I have a drone number but I don't wanna use it unless Mistress really gets into it and she's been kinda too busy for kink lately. "@AliceAvizandum every day, yeah :/" "@TheCharmancer Like, being transformed into one. It's definitely a fetish of mine! :3" Omg I couldn't share this fast enough after immediately seeing it. What fetish types am I??? https://t.co/YrtX4F3kIZ @KittenFemme I can't even believe you made me dig up that ancient meme @KittenFemme a c a t i s f i n e t o o @MOOMANiBE that's not how you spell cute :3 @Calliethulhu @Anarcho_Vampire I ain't afraid of no sleep I ain't afraid of no bed @nyaakat you didn't even fool me and little me is like 3 lol :V "@nyaakat yeah it kinda sounds like you're not a big girl at all, little one~" @nyaakat kinda looks like you talkin about padding >:333 @LucyDoyle_1997 Heck yeah that just makes you cuter! :3 "@ManicPattum @kitsunekimmy @DianaTourjee Puberty blockers have been prescribed for cis children with precocious puberty for decades with no sterility side effects, try again." @LucyDoyle_1997 Oh heck 😍😍😍 @nyaakat waaaait a second what was that first thing you said? 🤔🤔🤔 @MaiaFranklyn https://t.co/wRVxYvAkH5 IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! ⚢⚢⚢ Thank you @hattersarts!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/WN9J0Qr90G @tiptransformed @ScribbledSmut Seconding this 1000% "@ScribbledSmut @tiptransformed I interpreted the phrasing to mean ""confident in your gender"" or ""confidently trans"" That interpretation was what I was agreeing with, at least." @a_alice_nsfw @ScribbledSmut @Lewd_Go_Round_ This is how I felt when Olive Brinker came out lol @SixArmedSweater @ScribbledSmut HUGE SAME 💕💕💕 @tiptransformed @ScribbledSmut This is was a big reason I thought you were trans as well "@ScribbledSmut Your bio used to say ""they/them in the streets, she/her in the sheets"" so yes :P (Though there were other clues)" "Holy heck, Targets in my area never have figures this new! https://t.co/qiTq0Ur8yR" @SixArmedSweater @ScribbledSmut Come on and give me a drink 😍 @emuchaton do you accept towels that are actually tongues "@MaiaFranklyn I dunno, sorry" "@MaiaFranklyn I can't think of a similar contemporary piece of media that was much better in regards to trans representation. It was 30 years ago. Doesn't make it okay, but I bet he's aware of its issues." I really love that my favorite Gen I trainer and my favorite Gen I starter are paired together. This statue was made for me :3 https://t.co/LHahiwvJcm @burnsbabe Me too tbh @burnsbabe I don't wanna wait that long tho! 😭😭😭 "I've owned the .com url for my deadname for a few years now, but I think it's finally time to give it up. That old name literally isn't me anymore. If for some reason someone else bought it? I wouldn't care. It's time." "@ExistentialEnso (To be sure, putting it after the first ""far"" is usually considered bad text layout, but if it's viewed intentionally it makes a ton of sense)" "@ExistentialEnso If you Google image search the text, there's results were people ""fixed"" it and put the line break after ""ago"" and I just wanna scream at them lol" "@ExistentialEnso My favorite touch about the opening text is even the placement of the text slightly enhances the effect: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away The line break lightly but noticeably emphasizes that the storyteller is talking about something VERY far away." "And because I'm on a Star Wars kick now, unpopular SW opinion: The only two major changes the 3 iterations of the Special Editions I agree with are updating the Ewok song & celebration, and Hayden Christensen playing Anakin's ghost. Especially now post-Clone Wars, that IS Anakin." "My ideal would be another theatrical re-release of the OT for the 45th anniversary (2022), except the selling point this time will be that it's the first time anyone has seen the the trilogy in this form for almost half a century(!!!)" "@ExistentialEnso I was just thinking about that! The long version of the fanfare is as much part of the score as the rest of the music imo I imagine they'd keep that intro. It's still Fox, just presented by Disney." "Like, if it were just up to me? Don't buy Fox. But also if it were up to me, I'd end capitalism and make the original version of the OT available to everyone as a matter of preserving film history, so 🤷‍♀️" @ScribbledSmut At the very least it can last for a few years! "Make no mistake, this is a bad thing for media long-term. But if it's gonna happen, there are some short-term benefits I'm looking forward to." "Oh heck I forgot that Disney purchasing Fox also means they own the distribution rights to the OT Star Wars trilogy. Fox's rights to Empire & Jedi were going to expire eventually, but ANH is owned in perpetuity. So an official de-specialized release of the OT is now possible." @ScribbledSmut I know that feeling! :3 I've been out as trans for over two and a half years and I'll still get gender euphoria from being gendered correctly 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu Alright I'll work on that when I get home tonight. @ScribbledSmut Of course you were bad at being a man! You're a girl :P @Calliethulhu I made a creator account years ago but never went live with it. I wonder if that's enough? "@ScribbledSmut Heck yeah! Even when I thought I was a guy I wasn't bothered by the size of my dick and didn't really understand why I was supposed to be, lol. Somewhere deep down I knew I was trans." @ScribbledSmut big girldicks are so good too~ 😍 "@ScribbledSmut I have a real tiny one and even if makes me dysphoric most days, even I have to admit it's cute af :3" @emuchaton you're the hero we need! 😭💕 @emuchaton but emu wouldn't you get all sweaty doing that?? :O tiny girlcocks are hecking adorable okay??? @l4dyb0ners Your girlcock is so cute omg! 💕💕 "@TealStarRanger It was supposed to be green but all the dye faded 😭 But yeah, I'm naturally more of a dirty blonde, but I don't think I could ever go back to that color lol" Busy day in Denver today and I think I'm looking kinda cute? 💕✨ https://t.co/xI9oG5tFZz @piffyjackie No it really isn't "@piffyjackie I've seen people talking about the merger between the two studios being finalized? Don't have a source, but I don't doubt it'll be tweeted everywhere today." And that's literally all the jokes I can make about Fox animation. The rest is mostly Ice Age sequels and a bunch of movies you haven't seen. Disney maintaining its furry fetish fuel catalog https://t.co/OpPDidnd0H "So this means In the Dark of the Night is the best Disney villain song now, right? https://t.co/ydas0dvE0P" Also: Stith is best Disney Princess (also also please have safe search on before searching for images of Stith) https://t.co/zjKchMLsR6 "Now that the Fox/Disney thing is finalized, us animation nerds won't be able to correct people when they call Anastasia a Disney princess D: https://t.co/RwFxIW3kqc" @cyberwitchlexi You're the cutest omg! 💕 @cyberslutfaye But you look so cute! Why would anyone let you out? :3 @ScribbledSmut That's the fun of posting pics of yourself online! Lots of nice compliments about how cute you look! :3 "@ScribbledSmut Just your hands, though! And I bet others would love to see! You don't have to if you don't want to of course 💕" @lisaquestions Yeah I'm probably never gonna watch it :P @ScribbledSmut Heck yeah tiny hands are cute! You should share pics when you paint your nails! :3 💅 @ScribbledSmut You can! And you're a girl! Isn't that awesome??? :D 💕💕💕 You should buy that nail polish next time! @ScribbledSmut Your life is about to get a lot more fun 💕💕💕 @ScribbledSmut Mmmmm don't mind if I do! :333 @lisaquestions Yeah I assume that's what that first picture is from? @lisaquestions Nice 😎 "@lisaquestions I'm too gay for this 😍 I know he's a boy, but this feels real gay :3" @emuchaton but you look so chair-like 🤔 @maegodhavemercy THAT'S REALLY COOL THO "@lisaquestions Gotcha Yeah, pretty doesn't even begin to describe him 😍" @lisaquestions Like I said: https://t.co/AbaGZfqWbd @anarchopupgirl Confirmed for puppy! :3 @tiptransformed @JosieSkocik Literally heaven 😍😍😍 @ScribbledSmut HELL YEAH THEY DO "@JosieSkocik Yes and yes! I'm a live-in sub, happily collared 24/7 by my loving Mistress, living on a 40 acre ranch with 3 other trans lesbians! 💕💕💕" "Ra is a really good hypno dom. He COULD completely brainwash you, but he'd much prefer if you serve him willingly~" "I would let Ra do terrible, terrible things to me you have no idea" "@GoodWitchLeigh *lesbian fist bump* You're amazing, Leigh 💕" @AuntieEnid My hope is a new movie or three but I just love movies in general. I'd take anther TV show for sure! "@TwippingVanilla Interesting! I know skin thickness does change though, but that doesn't mean it causes the temperature change." @hazelsbutt THAT'S SO CUTE OMG "I heard the Stargate theme coming from the other room, but then it kept going! Mistress is watching the movie! I love the show but I love the movie the most tbh!" *after teasing me relentlessly in bed for like 20 minutes* Me: I think I'm wet? Mistress: I know Me: What? How?! Mistress: You got some on me Me: *whimpers & wines* @SteampunkPenny @deathpigeon @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu We should! To understand the tweet. @deathpigeon @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I'll watch it with you for the same reason @benpritchard13 Soundwave tiddies: Infinitely superior @Calliethulhu I'd help you with that if I could~ :3 "@BoringNerdyKate I mean, most of my friends are dtf. It can just be both! :3" @emuchaton yea but only as of late 🙄 "@Hypnothulhu See? Being an over-inflated, bulgy, curvy pool toy can be fun! We can even make your nipples into those little plastic caps that you blow into so anyone can upgrade your already massive tiddies whenever they feel like!" @PeakTranarchy https://t.co/7m3H3shvOM "@Hypnothulhu I doubt you'll be complaining much tho, given that you'll be a literal airhead :3c" "@Hypnothulhu Well why not? :P Making a rubbery pool toy out of you would almost certainly be lewder than any pool toy you've seen before! Once you're fully inflated you'll be at the mercy of your owners, but at least you'll be nice and light with handles on your sides for easy carrying! :3" "@Hypnothulhu Also inflation often focuses on the belly, tiddies, ass and hips. Don't you want all the most fun parts of your body to be bigger and sluttier~?" @Hypnothulhu It's like doll kink + chubby! I'd've assumed you'd love that! "This is basically an invitation to invent a new discourse (or more likely, dig up an old one)." "@HouseofYdell @JuniperTheSloth That's what I'm hoping. It helps that he didn't seem super mad, considering what we were discussing." @queerchangeling @MoneyAlt800 @GoodWitchLeigh And I thought he smelled bad on the outside! thinkin' about chastity cages again~ @cyberslutfaye wtf somehow this mood of yours appears to be contagious >////> I feel like Oscar would know some basic survival skills from living in a garbage can. @HouseofYdell @L0VEWIRE He told me himself earlier today and I apologized. "@ozmthole @ACrimsonSun I'm close to two years, but I guess I should wait one more year for augmentation then piercings" @ozmthole @ACrimsonSun I'm just not sure when to stop waiting :/ "@ACrimsonSun Sounds like a fun thing to play with in one's mouth, I'm not sure I see a problem :3" @GoodWitchLeigh Nice + 🤘 https://t.co/SrUCnEldSC @MadameMomster The shirt I believe was a 24 hour sale so the design is probably retired :/ I lost this shirt for a few months so I've never seen seen myself wearing a proper bra with it and I couldn't not take a picture of two of my favorite things: Tiddies and Transformers :V Soundwave is fully upgraded! >w< https://t.co/Dl4Aadzo0N @GoodWitchLeigh I'm cool with you not talking about fucking married guys for a bit :P @CherylMorgan @d_m_elms @neilhimself @MBirdwether @RozKaveney Holy shit that's really great to hear! Thank you for sharing! 💕💕💕 "@JuniperTheSloth He replied to another apology in the thread, but not mine. No like either. It's possible he didn't see it, but this is just what my brain does without any input from the other person sometimes :/" "@MaiaFranklyn Definitely gonna pose her next to Jane Foster's Thor. I don't read any of these comics, I just want everything to be girls :V" @Bible_Blackbelt Her name's Rambeau and I only know that because I still have the box "I don't know who 2/3rds of these characters are, but their necks are double jointed to facilitate their hair so I feel pretty spoiled by this 6 pack lol One of these days I need to gather up all my Marvel Legends and display them in one place. It's predictably like 90% women 💕 https://t.co/GICFzWEYJk" "@MsMisanthropia Because the person I'm replying to said it? Not sure why you're replying to me? Neil came into the thread to clarify, and I apologized." @TrueflintThomas @MBirdwether The problem with that interpretation is trans people aren't a recent invention. "and I think my apology was poorly worded and poorly received so I'm just gonna crawl into a hole for 10,000 years bye" @Triclilith @nyaakat hi is this where the brainless breeding sluts sign up? "@Kate_Bunni He didn't seem mad, but I can't imagine he wasn't at least a little bit upset. He also was there to clear the air and explain how he & his wife are cool with trans people He doesn't strike me as transphobic, I dunno. Really would've liked to not be connected to today's discourse" OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD YOU HAVE NO IDEA https://t.co/svooRRKLe8 "Okay, yeah, when my favorite author of all time replies to me in a thread where we're discussing how TERFy he might be, that's an extremely heart-racing, complex combination of emotions jesus christ" "@neilhimself Thank you for clarifying, Neil. It's absolutely a relief to hear. I'm really sorry for playing along with the rumor mill about this 💕" @PrissyOrcGF !!! t-true >//////> @PrissyOrcGF you'll have an army overnight! >////> @emuchaton ratgirls seem more your speed :V @Triclilith @ASmolRobin Tho still: Mood "@Triclilith @ASmolRobin When is that not ever a mood for you, Lilith? :P" "Testosterone literally thickens your skin, so for those unaware, trans women often experience getting colder as they transition. My feet were the first casualties it seems 😭😭😭" Wearing slipper socks this thick on a day where it's 68°F (20°C) outside and still having cold feet isn't normal. But on estrogen it is. https://t.co/XVtJgPNvbg @tamzinblake Objective attractiveness doesn't exist. But that doesn't help me. @carrots_smith The annoying thing is the creator of the proposed replacement is acephobic. So we can't win if this is the approach. @nyaakat @ASmolRobin @Xena_Brand as a fellow loud slut: https://t.co/EQ77cHibDa "@ASmolRobin @Xena_Brand @nyaakat Now I'm picturing the monorail song but about the breed-o-matic. ""I hear those things are awfully loud!"" ""It glides as gently as a cloud!""" @ASmolRobin @nyaakat I admit that I MIGHT have giggled uncontrollably at seeing that reply >w> https://t.co/HFQOFX7Sqb @Lewd_Dolly *nods and squirms* "Like right now if I wanted to hear the game, I'd need to wake up the rest of the house with Arin and Danny's laughter and screaming. Ultimately it's not a deal breaker by any means, it's just hilarious that they're still so bad at it." Cordially invited to call me a stupid slut as much as possible 😍 @ASmolRobin @nyaakat Still unfair! >.> I just think it's really admirable that even after like 7 years the Game Grumps still refuse to turn down the mics and/or turn up the game Seriously I NEVER hear game music watching them and it's especially ridiculous watching Sonic Adventure 2 which notoriously has quiet dialog "@nyaakat speaking as a breeding slut, not breeding your breeding slut is so unfair D:<" "@DisgracefulDuck I've never once blown my nose into my hand, for the record. I'm just following the story to its logical conclusion :V" @DisgracefulDuck ಠ_ಠ @DisgracefulDuck Real heroes blow their noses in their hands D:< @Hypnothulhu That's more or less what I experienced. I think your nipples are cute! :3 @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith Awwww you trained them so well!! 💕💕💕 @junebyot Nothing recent. Gaiman's wife had a terrible transphobic song years ago. That seems to be the main focus right now. I'm not trying to be dismissive of it -- real hurt was caused by it -- but it just wasn't a recent development. @AliceAvizandum She has it in her power to apologize for the damage she's caused with that song. I just don't understand why liberal celebrities always have to be fence sitters. @Kaelyrhn You didn't do anything wrong "Fun random fact that's looking like it's gonna be relevant to today's discourse: That pre-HRT pic I share with the big denial beard? That was taken at a Neil Gaiman book signing. Doesn't really affect anything, just thought it was kinda funny, considering." "@AliceAvizandum @MBirdwether @oceanicwinter @lediva I didn't know about any of this (haven't heard the song) but your perspective is important and appreciated, Alice. Thank you." "I want to be mad that people were focusing on the wrong part of that thread, because the other parts I was really proud of, but I can't be mad because I was potentially spreading lies about a beloved author and I don't even want those lies to be true. Oh well." "@L0VEWIRE I deleted the thread. I still wanna share my thoughts on that story, but the part where I say Gaiman is a TERF was distracting people (understandably so). I don't want that to be true, nor did I want to look into it, so I'd rather assume it's false Might try another thread later" Done with that fucking thread. I'm overjoyed to hear I was probably wrong about that author. I was passing on bad info and was trying to put a positive spin on it. Truly sorry. @L0VEWIRE I hold a very similar opinion. This thread of mine has gotten bigger than I intended. I was honestly just talking about a mild argument I had with another trans woman. "@Kaelyrhn @StebMcDreb I don't really want to look further into this because it hurts to think about, I'm sorry. I'd love to hear I'm wrong. Take it with a grain of salt. Refuse to believe it. I just can't deal with this right now, I'm sorry." @Kaelyrhn https://t.co/7cL70PdcA9 "@Kaelyrhn That's apparently why he's being called a TERF? I haven't done much research on this, I just default to assuming that if others are saying it, I can either agree, or look into it myself. I went with the former." @StebMcDreb The evidence seems a bit shaky. I guess his wife sang a transphobic song a while back and has recently stated she stands by it. "@PrissyOrcGF I'm a Troll! >:P You got the mojo, girl! I'm confirming it!!! 💕💕💕" @PrissyOrcGF Officially Troll confirmed for powerful mojo! 💕💕💕 "@MBirdwether I wasn't trying to say we shouldn't acknowledge the bad parts, apologies if I gave that impression. My initial question was asking what you're referring to, and my only comment was that my subjective experience of the story was a positive one 💕💕💕" "@Icyrain35 Then it wasn't your fault, don't worry! I wonder how it ended up on your feed?" "@Icyrain35 I've actually backed off on talking about this because it makes trans girls who haven't experienced this change feel left out. Kinda wish you didn't dig up this old tweet, but it can't be undone now so don't worry about it. For those that experience the difference, it's awesome" @IsabellaIzIzzy Yay new people! :3 @ellle_em I'm sorry what "@ScribbledSmut No one who read what you wrote felt anything but love and understanding for you, Leaf. I know this is, hard for you, but we completely understand where you're at. Many of us were there not too long ago 💕💕💕" "@MBirdwether And that's valid. Gaiman wrote something that had a positive effect on me before I realized I was trans. Even if that message was just an accident, it holds an important place in my heart." @eilidhmax Didn't even know that! Yeah this whole thing's a mess lol "@MBirdwether Dream and Death agreed that her soul was that of a woman's. That's the part of the story that stayed with me. It's been many years since I've read it, though." @princessproto You've earned the biggest slep!!! "@MBirdwether Is the Moon Goddess thing a reference to Sandman? Because Death, who's an Endless and canonically more powerful than any goddess, recognizes that trans women are women. But yes, him being married to a TERF is obviously not great." @tiger Taking a lady discount when you're not a lady can potentially cause problems on a subconscious level. It's never a good idea to intentionally misgender yourself. @ACrimsonSun @cum_paws Heck this is cute and hot! Looks like an amazing birthday! 💕 @thelindsayellis The part where all signs point to her being a TERF is why I judge her extremely harshly. @DevourerRose 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG @lepuspacifera Thank you 😭😭😭💕💕💕 "@squidlarkin We've had multiple nights where I refuse to answer if I'm Kat. It's like I can't. Pieces of me are sometimes missing. That's normal, right? >.>" "@squidlarkin Your story sounds almost identical to mine. I guess I knew that, but we've been dealing with a bit of imposter syndrome lately too and you raise a very good point. Also saying that your headmates don't always feel that distinct really resonates. We really are polyfragmented." @KittenFemme Omg this all looks and sounds delicious!! @KittenFemme Is that grilled cheese??? :D Seriously one of my favorite foods :3 While I'm complaining about my girldick: PEEING THROUGH MY CLIT FEELS SO WEIRD I HATE IT @tamzinblake It'll be two years on HRT for me in about 3 months x.x "Not only is my dick in the way, it's holding my clit hostage D:< It's such a ridiculous design who did this dammit" @KittenFemme *licks her lips* hhheck I'd love to show you my skills!! 😍💦 @ScribbledSmut @Lewd_Go_Round_ It feels good to obey!! :333 Really wanna touch my pussy but this dick keeps getting in the way D:< @KittenFemme r-really? like what? >.> @KittenFemme sdfgggffrddf that would just break me in the best way omg *whines* girl bulges smell so amazing they're such a weakness of mine >////< @KittenFemme *whimpers* y-yea I would... my eyes just roll back and my brain stops working when I'm exposed to girl musk it's so unfair~ @GoodWitchLeigh That actually really excites me to hear. We might be going to see it this week. @KittenFemme That would surely make me melt! So unfair >/////> @KittenFemme >///////> @KittenFemme *squirms playfully in her seat* hhheck I can only imagine~ 💕💕💕 @KittenFemme Hmmmm I mean with permission from my Mistress there's no limit to what you could make me do~ I am a huge sub after all :3 "@StebMcDreb @Kaelyrhn @LittleEmmyBee There was a podcast I used to watch regularly called the Mega64 podcast which stars four cis guys. Years ago they took a moment to talk about balls churning. One of the four had no idea they did that and the chat blew up with people saying ""omg they do wtf""" @KittenFemme maybe kiss some other places too~ 👀👀👀 "@Kaelyrhn @LittleEmmyBee A lot of AMAB people don't know their balls do that, don't feel bad :P" @KittenFemme Really wanna kiss your cute tum tbh! 😍😍😍 "@Kaelyrhn @LittleEmmyBee If you're not on HRT, gently hold your balls (they need to be warm and lose) and wait for a few seconds. They move on their own." "@ScribbledSmut Please don't apologize! I appreciate ther commiserating! I just took what you said in the context of what we talked about earlier and I care about you so I asked. I'm feeling okay atm, and I wish I could help you feel the same. You are NEVER monopolizing my feed, okay? 💕💕💕" One weird side benefit from feminizing HRT is it makes your balls stop churning. It was really quite unsettling when they used to do that. "@ScribbledSmut Right now I'm more concerned about you, but I've already said my piece and I know you need more time to process everything. Like I said, my DMs are open." "@ScribbledSmut Oh heck Leaf, is it gender feels? :/" @KittenFemme CUTE TUM ALERT 😍😍😍 "@TheSecretCallie It can be VERY hot, yeah >//////>" @KittenFemme I could never forget you exist 💕 "@quatoria @KittenFemme <3 You too, Mika! I'm really, really glad I stumbled upon your account like a year and a half ago. You're a good friend 💕💕💕" "@KittenFemme I wanna be better friends too! You're not at all annoying to me. Please feel free to interact with me whenever you want, okay? I already count you among my friends and I'd love to consider you a best friend 💕💕💕" "@KittenFemme I have the same hope for you, Autumn. Thank you for saying something. I dunno why but it just helped to hear that. I don't see you in my notifications very often and it was nice to see you there 💕💕💕" I've been consistently getting depressed and weepy at night when everyone else is asleep for what feels like weeks now. Thanks to everyone for being patient with me as I've continually vented through it all. "@EllieODaire @georges852 @Kate_Bunni (Even though switching between morphs without going back to your base form is impossible in Animorphs, presumably they felt it was more toyettic to do so)" "@EllieODaire @georges852 @Kate_Bunni Fun fact relevant to the thread: The Animorphs toy line was done by the same team that worked on Beast Wars, and when the toy line was eventually cancelled, the remaining molds were used as Transformers Mutants, which were Transformers that had two animal modes and no robot mode." @ScribbledSmut You're welcome 💕 @georges852 @EllieODaire @Kate_Bunni Oh heck then we have like one and a half by way of technicality! Nice! "@ScribbledSmut You're definitely a girl. But take it from me, being a girl is really, really, really awesome :333" "@princessproto You got this! You said you were gonna take a break from doing these kinds flights for a while after this, right? So you're almost done for the foreseeable future!" "@ScribbledSmut No, it can only mean you're a girl 💕 What you're feeling is called gender euphoria and it doesn't happen to cis people." @ScribbledSmut You ARE a girl_irl 💕💕💕 "@ScribbledSmut My DMs are always open to talk about this. Helping trans people figure this stuff out is one of my favorite things to do, no joke. Go at your own pace, but your story sounds almost exactly like mine and I ending up wishing I had started sooner." "@ScribbledSmut Oh, and speaking at least for your trans followers of which I'm betting is most of them: We love it when new trans girls hatch. Sharing this is welcomed." "@ScribbledSmut One of the recognized forms of dysphoria is simply wanting to be a different gender than the one you were assigned. Everything you just told me is normal trans girl stuff. You are 100% trans enough, and I strongly believe HRT will change your life for the better." "@ScribbledSmut Dysphoria can sometimes simply be a cloud obscuring your vision. Once that cloud was gone, I realized there had been a lot I had buried. Looking back, I see a lot more signs than I could see then." "@ScribbledSmut It's not complicated. You're a trans woman, and you need to look into HRT asap. I didn't hate being a guy either. I didn't even have genital dysphoria! I just wanted to be a girl." @GoodWitchLeigh People who like to sit in the back low key annoy me lol "@ScribbledSmut For me, a lot of my doubt went away once I could feel the difference HRT was doing to my brain. It was like I could finally breathe. And I knew that only a girl would feel right having feminizing hormones in her system. Is HRT something you'd think you'd want?" @ScribbledSmut Is there some part of transition that you want to do but haven't yet? Saying you're a girl is all that's required of course but the jokes suggest you're holding back in some way. "@greatbambinaftf I don't know many cis women on here, but I don't for a second doubt that's a thing." @ScribbledSmut You're absolutely a girl! Was there any doubt? 💕 "I truly appreciate the reassurances, but I'm doing okay. I'm just trying to be realistic." "I really feel like as much as I enjoy taking lewds and sharing them on my AD, there's an upper limit to how many people find me attractive and finding out what that limit is is probably gonna hurt a lot." @pissmancy Often. It's kinda the only porn I care about anymore lol @pissmancy honestly I can't even believe I masturbated with anything else tbh @emuchaton watching this thread for research purposes @pixeljadeart Yep! We have the Japanese series Beast Wars Neo to thank for giving us Stampy :3 https://t.co/F4KRMvdMJu https://t.co/95zOXh5AVi "@ChaKatKimber Omg this is the first I've heard of those and they're adorable! The closest I can think of is Optimus Minor, who's a monkey, but not specifically a coatimundi, sadly. https://t.co/XqmGGlC6fl https://t.co/MUNrXmvKQ3" @Kaelyrhn Fair enough :P "@Kaelyrhn How do you feel about Predaking, Abonimus, Piranacon, and the Sharkticons? :P Three of those are combiners so I just listed more characters than you just did lol" @GoodWitchLeigh @Anarcho_Vampire Lesbian Gay Boobies Transformers "@Kaelyrhn Literally the first one to transform into an animal was Ravage, ie, a Transformer from 1984. One of the first. If you mean alt modes, that's 1985 with the Dinibots :P Transformers have always been animals." @N0tAFur2y hhheck you're good at this thank you for commenting!! 💕💕💕 @Kate_Bunni They don't and neither no orcas but i wanted to give the closest examples there were. Sharks are much older than dolphins but they're using a very similar body plan. "@N0tAFur2y that'd be perfect if I like, forget my name! 💕💕💕💕" @Kate_Bunni Dolphin? No Orca? Kinda! One turned into a base for mini Transformers and one was one half of a Fuzor (the other half was an elephant) Shark? Yes. Many. Sky-Byte is the most famous. https://t.co/n2qvuiGdGw @tinybird420 holy heck me too??? @N0tAFur2y *giggles* heck you're good at that! Katti's a cute name! :333 @Cyb3r_R4t @ZyBurton83 Rattrap was one of the most important players in the Beast Wars! https://t.co/jiuovmMfDP @N0tAFur2y p-plz... >/////< @the_moth_reborn @emuchaton same lol @lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso You'll get HRT. There are other endos out there. @gwen_no_fear Omg you're so goddamn gorgeous 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh LCS means local comic shop to me...? "@Hypnothulhu Hehe, I noticed! :3c" @Hypnothulhu hhhhhheeeeeck you're so far away D: your cute tiddies deserve to be gently sucked by a slut like me! @Hypnothulhu They look really suckable imo :3c @Hypnothulhu Hhheck yes plz >//////< @GoodWitchLeigh @emmasspace35 Huge same If my dragon dick can't breed me what the fuck even if the point??? D:< @salmonmoose @GoodWitchLeigh He works really hard. Just all day. Workin' it. @greatbambinaftf @GoodWitchLeigh I mean I feel like it'd have to be. Making fake cum all day has got to be thirsty work. "@ASmolRobin For like a nanosecond I was like, ""omg Robin I'm really seriously worried about this stop"" but then I just burst out laughing Thank you 💕💕💕" "@emmasspace35 @GoodWitchLeigh I'm told there are, but I haven't looked into it myself." @GoodWitchLeigh It's actually a really terrible company that steals designs from artists. Also their cum lube is made by one guy in his garage. No I'm not joking. Hope that helps :P @Calliethulhu This angle feels right to me for some reason 🤔 Okay. Tomorrow I'm gonna try to call the electrolysis place and make my first appointment to zap my junk. Gonna take all my spoons. Mentally prepping now. @emuchaton I dunno what that is but heck it sounds fun! :3 @L0VEWIRE Thank you! @iresimpsonsfans Very true. "@N0tAFur2y The wetness I'm feeling right now is NOT because I desperately want exactly that, okay??? Skimpy slutty shiny pink latex... all that sounds like terrible things I could never like! >//////>" @BoudicaBootstr1 Oooooh those are neat ideas and you seem completely trustworthy! :D @N0tAFur2y *whimpers* S-sounds terrible! Who would ever w-want such a thing? >/////> "@L0VEWIRE OH Yeah, even over here not enough people have heard of M*nning. It's because she's trans. Your average person might know something vague like she was a ""traitor"" and that Obama let her out of prison, but I don't think most people know or care what's happening now, sadly :/" @N0tAFur2y N-no I can fight it! >////> It's more fun to struggle anyway~ I mean! No temptation at all >.< "@L0VEWIRE No, I could've guessed no one outside the US cares about US presidential nepotism. I just didn't know Chelsea was the name of a football team, lol" "My desire for giant tits is ENTIRELY a practical one, okay? It's JUST to balance out my wide shoulders. I don't know WHERE these rumors that I secretly want to be a slutty bimbo are coming from D:<" @nyaakat >:333 "@nyaakat i mean, duh i'm a brat! :V" @nyaakat Omg you're really adorable and don't deserve to cum even a little bit :3c @ASmolRobin @nyaakat omg all us brats are like this aren't we D: "Been thinking about making a little computer nook in my walk-in closet for when I'm too overwhelmed by people to use my main desk in the living room. Just a relaxing, quiet place." "No but seriously for all I don't know about sports, I know even less about proper football. I legitimately thought this was about some football player giving his opinion on Chelsea Clinton. For hours I assumed this. I am not a clever woman." omg I'm so sick of hearing about Chelseas that aren't M*nning https://t.co/Rl1Nlb2tMr @pissmancy My fursona when I was like 16 was a rat and I'm starting to regret retiring that one tbh Rats are so cool "My grandmother on my father's side was Irish, but that doesn't make me Irish, I know. Never know what to say about it this time of year. I'd like to be reconnected with that heritage, but I guess I should get in line with all the other yanks, lolsob" "Fun fact: The last words my dad said to me before dying was ""Luck of the Irish."" He meant it sincerely, but in hindsight... Well, I understand and appreciate the intended irony, is all." That's... actually what luck of the Irish originally meant? Like it was intended as glib sarcasm. @Calliethulhu SO PRETTY 😍😍😍💕 @YumiScott That's me too lol "I couldn't tell you if I'm butch or femme. I prefer the term ""lazy.""" @oannablue @PrissyOrcGF More like lethally sapphic! 😍💕 @Cyb3r_R4t @ZyBurton83 Mouse? No Rat? Yes! @ThatPrimeGuy Cicadacon! That's one I'd really love to own one day. https://t.co/Gw6xBa8phs @riffwitch TRUE FACTS @NewGenderWhoDis Because many of us are terrible at getting boners :P @KamenSpider Omg I would've loved that I feel robbed now D:< @KamenSpider Oh neat I didn't know that! :O @a_alice_nsfw Nope! Battle Unicorn was an actual unicorn :3 https://t.co/AUkDotR5Vu https://t.co/cf563HbKjg @ThePrimo100 @ladyofwreck @Vangelus I considered making that joke but I didn't feel like looking up what number he was on lol I salute your dedication to the joke! o7 "Anyway, last night I dreamed I got lost in a redwood forest but it wasn't scary, it was beautiful." "[cw drugs] My weed tolerance is now high enough that I'm starting to have dreams again, lol How did this happen? I'm that stoner lesbian who will always say yes to another hit." @ScribbledSmut I miss it so much 😭😭😭 I also used to cosplay! Now I get to do girly cosplay! 😍😍😍 "You ever just think back to an event before you hatched and think, ""Fuck, that poor girl thought she was a boy and even weirder, that was somehow me???"" That's me when I think of literally less than 3 years ago. It's real weird." Everyone else: 2016 feels like an eternity ago because of the horrible presidential election Me: 2016 feels like an eternity ago because I literally thought I was a boy for most of it and I can barely remember even doing that @nolapfau I'm kinda thinking it will for me too which is part of why I'm itching to get back to going to them so much :3 "But thinking back, it's surreal that I've never been to a convention in girl mode. Conventions were such a big part of my life yet I did it all as a person I barely recognize now." "I'm not sure if I have an interest in tabling again (though I go back and forth -- selling furry smut at furry cons would kinda rock imo), but I need to get back to a convention soon. They're always so energizing to be a part of, regardless of the theme of the con." I came home from tabling at TrotCon (only like a week or two after tabling at BronyCon) then a couple months later I realized I was trans. I had JUST designed a logo that incorporated my ridiculous beard lol I took a break from selling art at cons in order to transition. "@BluLegender Not technically a Transformer, but I love your creativity :P" "Last convention I went to was Denver Comic Con in 2017, but all I did was stand in line to get a Weird Al autograph (worth it, tho). As for having a proper convention experience, where I stay in a hotel and go every day? TrotCon 2016. I miss doing that kind of thing a ton." "@ScribbledSmut That's the only time ""Rich Evans"" and ""aphrodisiac"" have ever been used in the same sentence https://t.co/Wq4AHv8DXB" One of my most useless talents is being able to tell you if any given animal has been a Transformer's alt mode without needing to look it up. Giraffe? Yes Chicken? No Unicorn? Yes Fly? No Mosquito? Yes @ScribbledSmut Omg you watch Best of the Worst too? :D "Without fail whenever two or more of my mutuals are at a convention I always have the same thought: ""Heck I gotta go to that next year""" "@Vangelus @JenApparently @ladyofwreck I know, I saw your video review! :P" @ladyofwreck @Vangelus Waving around the duck taco with your hand to demonstrate its articulation @JenApparently @Vangelus @ladyofwreck i'm sorry what @a_alice_nsfw Next week: Blobby's dick @aliceincamera You're so dang pretty 💕💕💕 "TransSalamander This is why I love swipe typing on touch screen keyboards, even if they don't work perfectly 100% of the time." "@CookieCyboid once the blobbybox has been opened, it cannot be shut" "@ExistentialEnso Fuck, I had no idea. Extreme wealth just rotted his soul I guess." "@ExistentialEnso Ooookay that makes sense, thank you." @CookieCyboid cookie you created the blobby box "Can someone explain the ""who's done more for trans rights, [X] or Notch?"" meme? Like, yeah no shit he's done nothing for trans rights, has he recently claimed otherwise?" @RookieStray I used to own rats and they're adorable angels! "If I ever refollow you after a softblock, I promise it's because I forgot I was following you before. I try to respect boundaries, but there's now been enough people who have done that that I'm not 100% certain I'll be able to keep track of everyone." @MetteusAtoll We're getting alpacas really soon! :3 "@a_alice_nsfw nope, just a denial slut! :3" "fuck, thank goddess I don't have to be a boy" @a_alice_nsfw @ScribbledSmut @Djinnkitty I've only seen Repo once but I remember absolutely loving it. @Djinnkitty @ScribbledSmut Omg I feel like I'm bonding with you both on such a deep level 😭💕 @ScribbledSmut @Djinnkitty My dad first showed my RHPS when I was 12! That's gotta be tied for second favorite musical with Little Shop of Horrors imo 💕 "@Djinnkitty @ScribbledSmut On the note of adorable JCS stories, growing up my dad used to teasingly say ""YOU'RE. DEEP. IN TROUBLE. FRIEND. Someone little [deadname] baby boy."" Like it was one of those family memes for years and years before my dad even played the CD for me for the first time." @Djinnkitty @ScribbledSmut omg that's adorable "@ScribbledSmut My favorite musical of all time, no joke" @emuchaton are the balls at all musky? 🤔 @SixArmedSweater @operatornsfw Serving size: 3 per can WARNING: Consuming more than 1 serving wil make all changes permanent "@angry_jiggly Nah, it just refers to the fact that it's really peanut buttery it is :3" @Calliethulhu i will not stand for these lies and slanderrrrfrghhd @wanderlustmage Ha! All my UK followers is why I decided to take a picture (the original plan was just text lol) [cw food] currently eating gushers and pop tarts because i'm an adult https://t.co/mRJ8V1Bb4n @OCaelyn @lucashoal WOW FUCK HER IT'S LITERALLY JUST TO HYPE THE SHITTY VIDEO RELEASE NO ONE'S GONNA BUY @DevourerRose That helps to hear. Okay I've seen enough dunking on Rowling today that I have to ask: What did she do now? hi i'd like to exchange this girldick for a girlvag plz @Anarcho_Vampire Honestly she'd probably think such a thing would be too radically left. "@emuchaton ALTERING, NOT ALERTING I HATE MY PHONE D:" @emuchaton fortnite is alerting the terms (of service) pray it doesn't alter it further @norintha You're so goddamn gorgeous love! 💕💕💕 "@Roodypatooti I'm doing my best to forget about it but you need to forgive yourself. I don't think you did anything wrong, however." @Roodypatooti Please don't beat yourself up. You didn't do anything wrong. sleeping angel 💕 https://t.co/VpNNMBh51e @NightmareNympho Seems vaguely horny "@Roodypatooti I don't have the spoons to treat this with the care it requires. I'm the one who should be sorry, and I am." @L0VEWIRE That's what I'm doing. I've also been really good about keeping this to myself. "It's all moot though because it'd be a long distance relationship with someone I might be able to visit once in my life if I'm lucky. As painful as it is to admit it, getting over them is probably for the best. Oof :/" Realizing one of the people I've been crushing on seems to kinda occupy a different place in my heart right now? Like there isn't that painful longing anymore. What worries me is I miss the longing and hope it comes back. That can't be healthy. "Btw, yeah, I have no doubts that me being white is probably rotting my brain in a similar fashion. I try to check my privilage constantly." Having even an ounce of privilege rots your mind I fucking swear. The AbledsAreWeird hashtag is a fucking wild ride holy fucking shit. I think we have a new headmate but I don't have the spoons for it right now and I feel really guilty about that :/ @carrots_smith MOOD Also I still get gender euphoria occasionally from being gendered correctly :333 @charllandsberg Yeah it's a lot like that tbh @reuben_shine No idea lol 🙃 "I need to practice saying I'm autistic. I'm probably autistic, but I've never been diagnosed. However, calling myself autistic makes me feel better? I dunno? But it's hard for me to say this. I should say it more. I think." @DevourerRose @cherubelly I mean that goes without saying! ^w^ @ButchPuppy I'm pretty sure I'm autistic and it's wild the things people say about it around me because they assume I'm neurotypical. @MetteusAtoll CONFIRMED FOR SUPER CUTIE 💕💕💕💕 "@cherubelly First edible? Edibles can be rough if you're not used to them. Remember: No matter how panicked you are about it, you're gonna be fine." "@ButchPuppy You're probably right, but that explanation only makes me angrier" @ButchPuppy Literally what the fuck is wrong with people D: "@cherubelly Yeah but also dick sucking is addicting on its own so," "@Kate_Bunni @LucyDoyle_1997 Please don't beat yourself up about it, you didn't do anything wrong" aaaaaaaaaa my girlfriend @MetteusAtoll is so pretty aaaaaaaa 😍😍😍 @MetteusAtoll Omg glasses make every girl cuter imo but your cuteness is off the charts! 😍😍😍 @MetteusAtoll BABE YOU'RE SO PRETTY OMGGGGGG 😍😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Kate_Bunni @LucyDoyle_1997 I like to think cis women can call it jacking off if they want to "@VicPerfecto @MaiaFranklyn @TransSoundwave Google seems to be using decimal points with feet measurements (ie, dividing a measurement system based around 12, by 10) and I blame Wookieepedia and my country's ridiculous adherence to the imperial system. Soooo probably? I think so." @LucyDoyle_1997 Yes. And I chose to believe you're talking about the Spider-Verse version of the character. "Oh and because both last names are avoided, I can pretty much guarantee that at some point, someone will think another person was talking about Clinton when they meant M*nning or vice-versa. Lemme just say this now: Aside from this thread, I always mean M*nning." "Like for whatever reason, people seem to have decided Chelsea can't be called a Clinton. And M*nning's last name is avoided because of namesearching assholes looking for a fight. *sighs heavily*" "If I mute ""Clinton"" I'll probably stop hearing about Bill & Hillary, but I'll keep hearing about Chelsea. If I mute ""Chelsea"" I'll stop getting updates on M*nning. Twitter's a frustrating website sometimes." Just realized my sister turned 40 last month and I forgot to wish her a happy birthday. I'm the fucking worst at remembering birthdays But also my sister is 40 wtf wtf wtf @cherubelly Extremely cute! :333 @TheSecretCallie I bet it'd be fine if you refollowed but I understand wanting to play it safe. "@FOURLUNG The peeing your pants is absolutely crucial, tho. Too many forget that part." @ScribbledSmut I used to RP a ton as a teenager but I seem to have lost the ability :/ @Bobtree1998 @ScribbledSmut It's the part of weed that makes you high "The Twitter app hasn't seen been showing me that I've received DMs for a couple days now. The little number that's supposed to appear next to the letter icon never does. Still don't have access to a PC so I'll be replying to your DMs late for the foreseeable future, sorry." @trgrrl Cursed yet savory tweet "@JessicaNgtmare @Bieeanshee My hope is Nebula will get the killing blow, whatever form that takes." @SatanaKennedy Super cute gape! i kinda didn't realize how much spending days and days and days inescapably depressed really fucked me up i'm terrified of going back to that i know there's not much anyone can say. i just need to talk about this @behsss We're gonna be near Denver on Tuesday so I'll recommend it to the family. Thanks! i really don't feel like a very good person right now "@behsss I dunno, never heard of 'em lol" it really did feel like after like two straight weeks of fighting off depression (and mostly losing) i was doing better but now i'm fighting self-loathing and dysphoria again weeeeee @ButtGoblin666 I never even saw it :/ But you should delete it to avoid anymore drama. @behsss Yeah. Also like 45 minutes from the nearest pizza place D: @JessicaNgtmare @Bieeanshee Yeah I saw you like that comment and realized I might've over-simplified. It's a really complicated subject and I shouldn't be making black and white proclamations about it. I'm sorry. @ScribbledSmut *would say more were it not for the rubber pussy that quickly replaced her mouth* 😳😳😳 @ScribbledSmut *has already signed the sex doll agreement form* Oh neat! Always more fun to be turned into objects with friends! :D @behsss I was just thinking the same thing but we ran out of frozen pizza and nowhere delivers out here D: @ScribbledSmut EXTREMELY HOT CAN I BE THE FRIEND PLZ @ButtGoblin666 Oh thank goddess @ButtGoblin666 Awww your tweet was funny but okay. Probably safer. @gwen_no_fear Thank you @ButtGoblin666 Like wtf how did they even find that tweet that quickly that's from days ago @ButtGoblin666 I can't find the tweet and it's really hard to navigate while I have them blocked :/ And I really need to keep them blocked because they pulled this shit in the 20 seconds between me commenting on your tweet and me blocking them. I'll report them for this tweet at least. https://t.co/OYWuLxv3cl @pissmancy @emuchaton (whispers loudly) spoilers it's just trans women @tiptransformed @Esper_Lily No apology necessary at all! I'd rather have my facts straight about this stuff! @tiptransformed @Esper_Lily Gotcha! Well that'll teach me to talk about comics history based solely on my faulty memory lol "@emuchaton ""You're terrible at transing! My opinion matters! Pay attention to meeeeeee!"" Yeah emu you totally need to do those things or else you'll never get a huge following :V" @LucyDoyle_1997 Noooooo I need that for my vagina ;_; "@lara_santaella @NewGenderWhoDis If someone recognized me in public, I'd probably never see them, lol Like I said, I can't control the tunnel visioning at this point. Hopefully people have the sense to call out my name at least" "@tiptransformed @Esper_Lily Superman pre-dated the DC Captain Marvel? I thought there was a famous lawsuit where the original owners of Captain Marvel (the Shazam one) sued DC for Superman being too similar? I mean I guess that wouldn't require Shazam to have been first, but there was why I assumed that." "@lara_santaella @NewGenderWhoDis This is only tangentially related but once Mistress got complimented on her hair by a little girl and then she overheard the girl telling her mom ""That's SteampunkPenny!!"" Didn't even happen to me but I still somehow feel famous lol (Mistress has way more followers on Insta)" @Bieeanshee Thanos had to sacrifice someone he loved in order to obtain the soul stone. It's a horrifically twisted concept that outright states that abusive parents love their children. @NewGenderWhoDis I literally don't have the ability to not tunnel vision in public and avoid everyone's eyes. This is the result of getting stared and glared at constantly. I can't even imagine what kind of cunt who ostensibly knows how this feels would argue it's all in my head. (Especially if I'm right that Gamora will stay dead :/) "Honestly from a narrative perspective, I'm rather frustrated that Avengers 3 & 4 are interfering so much with the Guardians story. It's just how the MCU works of course, but it's the first MCU trilogy I really would've loved to see as self-contained." "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is without hesitation my favorite superhero movie of all time and I'm elated that Gunn is going to be able to close out the trilogy he had originally planned, even if I'm reasonably certain nothing could top Vol 2." @maegodhavemercy @Esper_Lily True. I'm just saying from a shrewd business plan angle it would've been smarter. Did my fucking autocorrect seriously make me type cooperate instead of corporate? Brb chucking my phone into the sun @maegodhavemercy @Esper_Lily This from the studio who brought us Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman 2 coming out this year instead of Shazam to compete with Captain Marvel would be a much smarter and more logical idea. (YouTube rarely slides into random people's notifications just for mentioning them but it was relevant to the example) Friendly reminder to always censor the names of famous/controversial people and brands. There is no shortage of people namesearching looking for a fight or cooperate accounts searching for their brand being mentioned. For example: P*wdi*pi* needs to be banned from Yo*T*be @PrissyOrcGF Makes sense. I one day want the same double piercing you have going on so I was curious! I never wear lipstick but who knows where I'll be in a couple years lol @PrissyOrcGF @PwtyPrncss Is applying lipstick around lip piercings as annoying as I'm imagining? @garblefart I ain't the shaintest taint in the shaint @Esper_Lily Shazam. He was called Captain Marvel before Superman's first appearance. @Kentabooboo Huge mood :/ "I love how DC just *had* to get *their* Captain Marvel out the same year as Marvel's, even though they gave up calling him Caption Marvel years ago." @behsss It's a good and unique brand imo @LucyDoyle_1997 We need a dictatorship of non-Gamers @behsss ilu2 💕💕💕 """Name the fallen child"" is one of the cleverest and most satisfying bait and switches in all of video games. Learning all of Undertale's story then realizing what you've been reading every time you got a game over... It's tragic but so goddamn powerful." @Calliethulhu @WilloIllo It's a painfully cis-flavored view of sapphic trans women. Also I can only speak for myself but my sperm count has gotta be near 0 at this point and you couldn't pay me to go off my spiro. @Jennimason0990 That would actually be really fun! Mistress has to buy me a cage first and I'm doing my best to a patient girl @FrigidElfQueen It's been many months for me too :/ right now it can just get hard as if i deserve to cum smh really want my girldick to be caged tbh "heck, emu's got me thinking about sweaty taints again dammit D:<" "@ButtGoblin666 Well, hopefully a haircut will make you feel better about it! I've only been able to get haircuts from a friend of mine since transitioning because fuuuuuck going to like a hair cutting place as a trans woman." @ButtGoblin666 i'm sorry what @emuchaton DONE @ButtGoblin666 I hate my forehead too :/ Dysphoria sucks so much Unpopular opinion: Stop it with the unpopular opinions @LucyDoyle_1997 Nepotism "@AvisNigris That's really shitty! I know it varies between trans people, but I would never assume that a trans person is comfortable using the genital configuration they were born with for what I feel like are obvious reasons. Touching my junk triggers my dysphoria and kills my libido :/" @FOURLUNG OMG YOUR A GENIUS "@ArmlessKittyfox I have one too, but much like yours it's not little-themed :/" Do they make giant sippy cups for littles because if not that's gotta be a big untapped market @TheAshenCouncil H-HECK 😍💦💦💦 @ADivineSara You have a really cute butt :3 It makes me feel better that this has gotten so many likes. Good to know I'm not alone in this massive frustration. @behsss Omg how was I not already subscribed to you?? I really liked the cuts to different angles around your room! This is a really important message that I wish more cis people understood. @emuchaton literally perfect they wield a power i have no chance of fighting against "@nyaakat Heck being little in general makes me happy. But yeah, there's something satisfying about being open about it :3 That's a really cute paci btw!! >w<" @ParkerMolloy I'm worried that digging up stuff like this will only have an effect on left-wing voters. Republicans have shown over and over again that they don't give a shit about what their candidate did when they were younger. @FOURLUNG hot @NightmareNympho I saw an ad for that on Netflix. Hopefully it's as good as it sounds. @XLilliLollipopX @trgrrl Robbing the rich blind is all the reward I need @Djinnkitty @ScribbledSmut Oh no somehow I'm naked and bent over too when did this happen? @ScribbledSmut I think I can help! :333 @transfilmtheory I'll sit on your face if you sit on mine :3 @trgrrl me during literally every elder scrolls There aren't many hetero couples in media I love more than Andy and April from Parks & Rec @lucashoal @TheAshenCouncil You probably will! :3 @GoodWitchLeigh @cherubelly just breed me real fast it'll be fun @FOURLUNG When's the wedding??? :O 💕💕💕 @TheAshenCouncil Mistress pinches and slaps >////< @TheAshenCouncil MOOD Mistress can basically force as many orgasms as she wants out of me using my nipples x.x @MissPepper_Mint Confirmed for extreme cuteness 😍💕💕💕 @trgrrl fucking autocorrect D: @trgrrl One of the hottest people I know and am amazing friend 💕💕💕 @ACrimsonSun Heck I guess next time I'm in Seattle I'll have to! 😘💕 @ACrimsonSun Heck yes chubby!! Gosh you're cute 💕💕💕 @MapleReam permission to homk? :O @MaiaFranklyn @TransSoundwave SHE DESERVE TO BE BIGE YOUR RIGHT @TransSoundwave Quick Google search says Grievous should be about a foot taller than Phasma. Honestly the Black Series Phasma has always seemed too tall to me. @trgrrl Same hat! @emuchaton You're a hero to us all @MissPepper_Mint @FrigidElfQueen Omg I'll have to do that thank you! @MissPepper_Mint @FrigidElfQueen I have one and I didn't know I could do this @princessproto @Cattherapysb We have four kitties at the ranch if you ever get a chance to visit Colorado! 💕💕💕 "@princessproto Some parts are! But you'll probably never have a reason to visit Fresno, so... yeah, California's pretty! ^w^" @FOURLUNG I fixed my sleep schedule then accidentally napped in the middle of the day again >.< @nyaakat @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @ASmolRobin me three! @yungneocon I love how cameras are now in everyone's pocket yet UFO sightings haven't gone up. You'd think that'd be discouraging to believers. @lucashoal ALWAYS HUG GOAT🐐 "If you're like me and hadn't done this in previous play throughs: Trekking all the way back to the beginning of the game right before the true ending really is worth it. It's mostly just a little more lore, but it's pretty touching too." The fight with Asriel just makes tears steam down my face the whole time. Undertale is a heavy game in so many ways. I can't overstate how much I love it 💕 @lucashoal The end :3 "@ResistsChelsea We care a lot about you, Chelsea! The trans community stands with you 💕💕💕" I'm so glad I finally got to share this game with Mistress! It holds a really special place in my heart <3 https://t.co/9k3GwamxvR @FrigidElfQueen we must band together to kill it once and for all @CJOReilly3 I think so! [cw food] Amazing breakfast Mistress made for me! 😍🥓💕 https://t.co/ONomdwnGsd "Pictures don't do it justice, but our front window is gorgeous this morning https://t.co/89aoNMULoY" @nyaakat @ghoulsNgoats Tonic water is not soda water Don't make the same mistake I once did D: @nyaakat I'm looking out for us piss sluts :3 "Stay hydrated, pee on cuties" "Honestly I think I prefer it when the other person disengages from an argument. I'm not even calling it a win, thank you for ending it. It's stressful for me, but sometimes I can't simply not say something." "@notCursedE @SpiralShark I would argue the ""how"" was ""they were given a platform."" If enough websites cracked down on them, their reach would be severely limited. The internet might be infinite, but the number of large websites people go to isn't." "@notCursedE @SpiralShark I dunno, what does appeal to them? Don't replace answers with more questions. Explain the ""how"" you're talking about." "@notCursedE @SpiralShark Okay, let's have some concrete examples of what you're talking about? Give some better solutions than ""people are the problem,"" ""free speech is good"" and ""policing would be good""" @notCursedE We're not talking about free speech. We're talking about what privately owned websites are willing to allow on their platforms. Hate groups aren't created in a vacuum. @notCursedE @SpiralShark They should police it better? I just asked you what you'd say if they did that and you'd say it's bad. @notCursedE Why? "@notCursedE If YouTube announced tomorrow that they were going to start banning alt-right users, what would you say to that? Assume that they had a recent development in their automated moderating. Assume this hypothetical announcement actually delivered what it promised. Your response?" "@notCursedE Also, three guy was specifically from 8ch*n, which yes, technically is a ""website like 4ch*n,"" but even 4ch*nners will tell you 8ch*n is a board consisting of their rejects. Why obfuscate a detail like that?" "@notCursedE And those actual reasons are? My position isn't that chan boards are ""the reason"" the shooting. I think any website that allows right wing ideologues to congregate and share ideas is what helped caused this. Comparing that to video games is extremely disingenuous." @FOURLUNG Daffy knows what's up @MetteusAtoll Anxiety often comes at irrational times. At least in my experience. Snuggle that cat! In a few weeks you can snuggle THIS Kat :3 💕💕💕 @nyaakat You only think it works because your domme let's you think that :P @MetteusAtoll *hugs tight* love you @MetteusAtoll HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE I LOVE YOU 💕💕✨🎉🎁🎂✨💕💕 @cherubelly Cuuuute! 😍😍😍 being a bottom who doesn't like anal but doesn't yet have her vagina is a special kind of torture >.< wanna be fiiiiiiilled x.x @FOURLUNG (also 💕💕💕) @FOURLUNG nice little pun [cw food] Had a really good borger tonight 🍔 https://t.co/ttcJIy8EuQ He just thinks the answer is trying to sustain an inherently unsustainable system. I think he's smart enough to understand all this. But you can't really accumulate wealth like he has without selling your soul a little bit. "A Marxist revolution (or at least a revolution that will absolutely be called that regardless of how strictly Marxist it is) is in fact inevitable. It's either that or fascism. Because he's right, rich people can't control themselves and don't have their shit together." Wealth rots your soul. "@CaseyExplosion DMs are already overwhelming and I'm only at 3k followers and I have them set to ""only people I follow can DM me"" I can't imagine how spoons draining your DMs are. I don't think you have anything to apologize for." @ASmolRobin Her proper place! :3 "Heck, I do love being a good girl :3" @nyaakat @Triclilith @ASmolRobin you're an inspiration to all us good girls :3 @nyaakat @ASmolRobin No possible way you could regret those words :V "@GoodWitchLeigh LEIGH," @cyberslutfaye hey that's basically me 24/7 @ASmolRobin ssggfffgssssdf >//////< @oannablue transition goals @emuchaton No joke you embracing your armpit hair inspired me to stop shaving mine. I totally get self conscious days but your pits are hot af okay @ASmolRobin *whines* I swear I wasn't always into it >.< @ASmolRobin I really don't need a new fetish I already have to many >.> @ASmolRobin @nyaakat aaaaaaaa she's so cute and such a good girl omg 💕💕💕💕 "@CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu Welp, I'm getting a VR helmet" @quatoria @Calliethulhu @Transhockeyfan @GoodWitchLeigh @pissmancy @anarchopupgirl @FOURLUNG @queerchangeling @emuchaton *nods enthusiastically* "@Calliethulhu @Transhockeyfan @GoodWitchLeigh @quatoria @pissmancy @anarchopupgirl @FOURLUNG @queerchangeling @emuchaton That's like 80% of why it's hot to me, so" @FOURLUNG @quatoria @anarchopupgirl @GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling pretty sure every piss slut on trans twitter are on their way lol @RookieStray Oh hey you too? :3 "@quatoria @anarchopupgirl @GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling *chants* piss on us, piss on us!" @MissPepper_Mint @FrigidElfQueen right??? x.x 💦💦💦 seeing so much horny in the TL today and heck it's contagious >.> @cyberslutfaye gosh now that you mention it i hope they did :333 @ASmolRobin heck 😍😍😍 @Calliethulhu callie i bet you'll never guess whether i'm into hypno or not :V "@Triclilith I'm resisting every urge to retweet this because it's a really cute prank, Lily :P" @nyaakat @ASmolRobin Holy heck this video's amazing x.x 💦💦💦💦 "@atticant @ButchPuppy Ninja Turtles and all the various mutations that show had is what did it for me, lol Magic School Bus too" "@QueerPain @Transhockeyfan The reason it can so easily be weaponized against other trans people though is because it's not really a choice any of us can make. Sure we might strive for it, but ultimately it's being determined by cis people, often unconsciously and unpredictably." @FrigidElfQueen She's such a cute & obedient pet! Her eyes do the same adorable roll back thing mine do when I get my hair pulled :3c @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith She's so hecking cute in that first picture omg 💕 "Passing is a useful and necessary shorthand for describing a very real phenomenon that trans people experience, but it's a concept that's extremely easy to weaponize against other trans people. Always exercise extreme care when discussing it." "@L00P_n I think often adding, ""But only if they want to be!"" runs the risk of making nonbinary people feel left out from spaces I strongly believe they have a right to be in." "@L00P_n I do however also think in instances where one's speaking generally about the community, it's appropriate to assume as a given that nonbinary people are trans." "@L00P_n Agreed 100%. Even if I think nonbinary people should be included in the umbrella term of trans, it's ultimately up to individual nonbinary people to determine if that term fits them." @QuestForTori (In other words she looks hecking amazing) @QuestForTori Taur sonas are the most powerful of all the furries "@notCursedE Your model sounds okay imo but you're also presenting a bit of a false dichotomy. I use the umbrella model but I don't claim drag queens or intersex people are trans (not automatically/inherently anyway, tho there's obviously a lot of overlap) & I don't know many people that do?" I managed to somehow wake up at 10am today yet I'm once again staying up late past 3am :/ It's not about how much sleep I get. I'm just incapable of sleeping normally x.x "@deathpigeon Absolutely false, I'm nowhere near that well read :V" It's so hard to keep my feet warm lately and I'm blaming estrogen @FreyaSylvan That's my guess too @emuchaton @cherubelly HECKING. OWNED. "My tetanus shot area has finally stopped hurting after a week, and now it feels like really hot to the touch which is really neat to me for some reason" @cherubelly @emuchaton I'm just stating obvious facts about how completely owned you are! :3 @GoodWitchLeigh This is where I'm at too and it works pretty well "I know what types *I'd* pick, but I'm curious what others will say https://t.co/g7tKiL22Yo" "@TheyOrShe @deathpigeon This is the only answer. You're a Murkrow, Vikky" @NightmareNympho I GET PAID FRIDAY I REALLY HOPE THEY STAY IN STOCK 😭😭😭 @cherubelly @emuchaton Just means you're a well trained good girl! :3 "@dev_deets That's a relief, thank you" @NightmareNympho You just reminded me to check and see if these are back in stock again and it looks like they are omg https://t.co/KnhIgIADE2 @Calliethulhu dysphoria really loves those surprise attacks and it sucks :/ "@RookieStray As a fellow degenerate lesbian: Don't apologize, you're completely right" @RookieStray Literally the best @RookieStray Goals tbh "@GoodWitchLeigh You're a fucking hero, Leigh" "@PrissyOrcGF ONE OF US, ONE OF US 💕💕💕" when you're an extremely thirsty flower: https://t.co/v5XH6XmIke me after finding a spider in my house #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/gKNVjuAqbi "(I DON'T love that the Switch doesn't allow you to batch post a group of images from more than one game, or the fact that it considers the fucking keyboard a different game. Had do post them, save them, delete the tweets, then re-post them with my fucking phone. Wtf Nintendo?)" I love that Mettaton mentions the fact that you don't have a real keyboard this time around. It's a cute addition for the console version of the game. #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/v9IummXpgQ me @ literally any dog #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/JsY40iW9Ha @RookieStray Confirmed for huge cutie 💕 @MaiaFranklyn yes :3 i'm a serious gamer https://t.co/h142OcgvRa I don't deserve to be called out like this #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/yatGogJdGc Took some nudes with Jen. She posted it on her AD (@ADirtyTrans) and I retweeted it on mine (@NSalamanderFW) if you wanna see! @FrigidElfQueen Coward! I have a cousin that follows me :V @transfilmtheory Everyone mixes up Colorado & Wyoming. The difference is Wyoming is more square than us. Literally :V @Anarcho_Vampire I feel this on a deep level as well @LucyDoyle_1997 It's basically my brand! :V "@carrots_smith CHARLOTTE," "@ZJemptv This is about as convincing of a title as ""I Was the Supreme Ruler of All Gender and it Was All a Sham""" @princessproto Confirmed for cute! 💕 "If you want, there's also nothing wrong with mentioning that you're cis, though the second benefit I listed won't apply as much. My point is, your pronouns being present is what matters and it still helps." "If you're cis and support trans people, consider putting your pronouns in your bio. It normalizes it and makes it harder for bigots to find trans people to harass." @Chopin_42 @GoodWitchLeigh THAT'S SUCH A SWEET STORY THO @JenApparently Glow up! 😍 You look so much happier!! 💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh Like fuck I'd go even if I had to go with a boy "@GoodWitchLeigh Also I just realized I never had an interest in going to prom because I had to be a boy D: For years I thought it was because I wasn't interested, but thinking back I'd be way more into the idea of I could just be the girl I was." @GoodWitchLeigh I read the as trans porn and I'm a little disappointed @tiptransformed @CeltThulhu The linked thread by Rookie has uncensored pics at the top of the thread if you're curious "@GoodWitchLeigh I mean, we do that but we're plural so it's less noteworthy :V" @tiptransformed @CeltThulhu https://t.co/h7UyQFOZy8 "@TrexPushups If it's what you want, then I'm happy you're getting it 💕💕💕" "@TrexPushups Are you cool with that? If you're not, you need another endo immediately." @Quinn__tessence You really should imo :3 PRECIOUS GOBLIN 💕💕💕 @transfilmtheory @LucyDoyle_1997 IT'S SO BIG @Lookin4Serenity @Bible_Blackbelt @CaseyExplosion Check the rest of Casey's thread @transfilmtheory hecked up that i'm not choking on it right now @PrissyOrcGF @Rabid_Cowolf hyper art is so goddamn good and @Rabid_Cowolf makes some of the best imo 💕💕💕 "@Anarcho_Vampire Heck yeah, same! HRT magically making us into gorgeous babes 💕💕💕" Hot take but hyper art (of the usually furry variety) is extremely good @sillygaymiria Two cuties! 💕💕💕 "@CaseyExplosion For one brief moment, we're all united around a single stunning girlcock" @Anarcho_Vampire Everyone remembers where they were when they saw it "In case there's any ambiguity, when I say it's not fair to use that defense, I'm not describing how the whole l world works, implying ideally it'd work better if that wasn't the case. I'm agreeing that it isn't fair. Still feel like shit." "A headmate doing something I regret really sucks because like, that was me. It wasn't, but it's not fair of me to use that as a defense. Ever. So I just feel like shit." @Anarcho_Vampire Stunning glow uuuuuuppp!! 😍😍😍 @GwenStarlight hhheck 😍😍😍 @CeltThulhu I kinda need to choke on it badly x.x @MissPepper_Mint How about yours? :3 @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith AAAAAA YOU SPENT MONTHS PLANNING THIS 💕💕💕 @anarchopupgirl @Calliethulhu HOLY HECK Y'ALL I'M I'M REALLY GAY HELP @anarchopupgirl @RookieStray Yeah I was also directed here by word of mouth(feel) and I'm extremely pleased :333 @RookieStray Hhheck confirmed for huge dick h-hello >////> 💕 "@Calliethulhu purely hypothetically speaking, where would we find such a huge dick? >.>" @Calliethulhu I'm legitimately scared for y'all. Kinda wish I was still religious. Prayer is a good place to put this kind of nervous energy if you believe in it. I just want you and all my other friends over there to be safe :/ @JenApparently Oh heck! 😍 @transfilmtheory REAL TALK THO BEING A SQUISHY GORL IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 @gwen_no_fear Complex but hopefully more fun? :3 @MorganRayHess Ironic since that picture is from a Neil Gaiman book signing lol "I really wish I had more than just the one ""before"" pic that I've shared several times now, but it's seriously the only one I have that shows the beard + glasses + hat combo I rocked for YEARS to hide my face. I did not take selfies back then lol." Hey @GoodWitchLeigh check out that denial beard I used to have "@ASmolRobin You have a really kind heart, a stunningly beautiful smile, and a sharp whit. I feel extremely lucky to call you a friend 💕💕💕" Seriously who even is that sad hairy egg lol. I'm overjoyed to report I hardly even remember looking like that. Being a girl rocks my tits and I couldn't recommend it enough tbh! HRT really is magic! 💕✨💕 #TransIsBeautiful #TransitionTimeline #QueersTakeOverTwitter https://t.co/Cn0aI9t6hY @transfilmtheory EXTREMELY HOT GLOW UP 😍💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh @transfilmtheory Your eyes are doing that thing where in egg mode you look so goddamn sad but now your eyes are lighting up! :3 You're hecking gorgeous goddamn 💕💕💕 "@gwen_no_fear Same hat! I mean with me, it's Mistress that figured it out, but the story is eerily similar :3" @oannablue @N0tAFur2y Oh heck no wonder you've been so hornt :O "@Lewd_Dolly HECK that's hot, thank you~ :3" "@Lewd_Dolly Hmmmmm 1. Overly full Ovipositor (it's gonna make ME overly full, right? :3) 2. Endless tentacles 3. Fertile, human cock 4. Sapient beast 5. Eldritch horror But I'll admit they all sound nice!" @oannablue So glad you're finally home!!! 💕💕💕 @ScribbledSmut https://t.co/BOiVxzD9nr @ChloeAintDead Well we're hoping to make a trip to Europe sometime too so no worries here lol @ScribbledSmut HOW DARE FACIALS ARE SO WASTEFUL GOOD SLUTS KEEP IT ALL IN THEIR MOUTHS AND SWALLOW D:< @ChloeAintDead We love road trips too! Maybe next road trip we can stop in San Francisco! It's been many years since I've been! @FOURLUNG okay but your giggles are the cutest tho "@NicoleTheVixen Hey, you're right! I guess... we're right!" "@ChloeAintDead We're a bit of a drive from Denver (we're closer to Fort Collins), but we have 3 cars and 3 drivers in the house so I'm sure we could work something out hehe 💕" @GwenStarlight sdhhdsd ghhfd I'm game >////< @NightmareNympho much motherfucking wicked clown love to you then! (I'm not a Juggalo either lol) @NicoleTheVixen It's like I can't not retweet Hive tweets wow @GwenStarlight OH HECK THAT'S NOW A FANTASY OF MINE THANKS x.x @GwenStarlight @bunnarchist I agree with everything you said and you worded it incredibly well. Thank you for sharing! 💕 @ChloeAintDead then gosh consider this an open invitation to breed this needy bitch whenever you're in the mood 💦 @ChloeAintDead Seems like the both of us could have a lot of fun then~ :3 "Two swipe typing autocorrects that keep happening that I fucking hate: - ""make"" into ""maddie"" - ""sorry"" into ""Surrey"" I know I'm probably swiping too fast but fuck my phone regardless" "I don't know if I can truly pick a favorite kink, but heck breeding has gotta be in my top 3 If you want me wet, talk about how knocked up you're gonna make me~" "@carrots_smith This is good/bad enough for a retweet, well done" @ExistentialEnso @SquireOfCydonia I was thinking of you when I wrote the second tweet in my thread tbh "Oh heck I forgot until just now that last night I had a wonderful dream that ended in me becoming magically & super-rapidly (like, mere seconds) pregnant and I practically woke up cumming tbh 😍" @L0VEWIRE FUCK YES I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU RUTH 💕💕💕 @NicoleTheVixen It's a really good thing to be a slut for! This unit also loves it~ 😍 @NightmareNympho @NicoleTheVixen Hell yes that's a follow from me! @GwenStarlight @bunnarchist I mean I wouldn't mind but whatever you wanna do 💕 @oannablue Welcome to chastity! :V "If straight people ever wonder if same-sex attracted people are ever attracted to themselves: Some of us, absolutely yes" "As a sapphic trans woman, the best part about the weather warming up has got to be the fact that I'm once again making my own girl musk and holy fuck I'm really fucking gay, y'all 😍" "@SquireOfCydonia I'm relatively lucky because I've been as careful as possible from the beginning, so it feels like I haven't yet hit the point where I'm so popular I'm being tormented by this constantly, but even still: Yeah, stay obscure if you can." "@GwenStarlight @bunnarchist It's not about saying ""your hurtful words are completely undone forever,"" it's ""we'll never get anywhere by permanently canceling everyone who fucks up and the misery we're causing by doing that doesn't appear to have a measurable net benefit""" @GwenStarlight @bunnarchist I read a really wonderful thread once that broke down the important difference between forgiveness and... a similar word that my stoner brain is blanking on. But it touched on exactly what you're talking about. "@Lexi_Rey_ I wasn't trying to call you reckless, I'm sorry. I haven't noticed any behavior from you that seems reckless. Honestly, at worst? It just means more work for you, but things are rarely at their worst all the time. You're good 💕" "@bunnarchist So basically, the cancelled person can never be forgiven because there will always be a contingent of people who refuse to forgive them, whether for good or bad reasons. And we're all about warning others about abusive people, and on and on the cycle persists." "@bunnarchist Yeah I've often said that there's no agreed upon method for forgiveness in left spaces. Like, we'll sometimes talk about what constitutes a good apology, but it always (correctly) has the caveat that you're never owed forgiveness, and you'll never get everyone to forgive." "People's reputations have been ruined on here by others assuming the worst version of their words, and because we on the left (rightly) believe that intent isn't as important as impact, this method of abuse will likely continue to thrive indefinitely 🙃" @GwenStarlight That's horrifically twisted I'm so sorry :/ "@Lexi_Rey_ I'm talking about looking over my words to catch anything I'm already aware of, though. There's a difference between ""Oh I didn't know that, I'm sorry"" and ""I just tweeted the first draft and I can apologize later if need be"" One is honest, the other is a reckless imo" "I guess it might've originated from ""woke"" cis people, I just know there's a disturbing number of my trans sisters who seem like they never talk to our trans brothers and/or really, really hate them for some reason so my initial gut reaction is to assume one of us started it." "A lot of writing tweets on Left Twitter is reading your tweet over and over again before posting to make sure what you said or didn't say can't be twisted into a much worse version of what you said that you didn't mean, and I think that speaks volumes about this place." "@confusedophan I'm 5'11"" and a quarter, does that count?" "I feel like suggesting all trans men have male privilege is an argument you could only invent if your primary goal was to make trans men as dysphoric and miserable as possible. Evil enough to be a transphobe's invention, but the dark truth is we know it came from a trans person." "@NicoleTheVixen legit shivers down my spine, thank you 💕💕💕💕💕😍😍😍😍" @NicoleTheVixen oh thank goddess I was worried I'd have to suffer another moment with free will~ :3 @NicoleTheVixen I might've signed the papers without reading that part but honestly I still accept @AliceAvizandum listen I don't know how you got access to my DMs but this is a massive invasion of my privacy "Not that I think mentioning ""no cis men"" is really needed, but I think the exercise of laying out a definition like this disproves the ""WELL THEN THE TERM IS MEANINGLESS"" complaint gatekeepers love to trot out. It's not meaningless. There's a definition that includes everyone." "As near as I can tell that accounts for everyone while still having a definable border. Like, I hate gatekeeping but I don't think I'm going to ruffle any feathers by saying cis men need not apply, and without SOME minor restrictions, the term would be meaningless." "My working definition of lesbian if anyone's curious is ""anyone who isn't a cis man who's romantically and/or sexually attached to non-men, if and ONLY if they want to call themselves a lesbian""" @ZJemptv I believe that's called the Christian kind of love @Casssdreams I would imagine they never fart or poop. Which means Ax farts loudly and often when in human form oh god "@ModelOmega_ Yeah my guesses were either ""live"" or ""cum"" :P" @ModelOmega_ I really need that missing verb in order to say for sure :P @Casssdreams Were they known for burping? o.o im lesbiab "I can't pretend that I get heart eyes for every non-man out there, but dang when a cutie is even a little bit my type I melt into a flustered, nervous disaster gay almost immediately lol" @ModelOmega_ Good thing. Very good thing. Nostalgic thing. "I really love the wordsmith approach to sing lyric writing where it's less about making sense and more about what collections of words sound most appealing in the moment. I know TMBG and Paul Simon are both masters at that, and it's a big part of the reason I like them." @ModelOmega_ This is unlocking shit that hasn't been accessed in our head for like 15 years @DevourerRose Sometimes I feel that yeah. @DevourerRose That makes sense. That feels right. Huh. "For many years I would sing Whistling In The Dark to myself whenever I had to be alone in the dark. I still have a terrible phobia of the dark, but focusing on singing a song can sometimes combat it." "I guess I should just go through their discography and buy the songs I like individuality, but there's something to be said for getting whole albums at once and having the entire intended experience in your playlist. Or I could check Sp*tify I guess" @DevourerRose Wait what? "My best guess: 100% of the mp3s I had of their music I got from Kazaa back in the day, which would've been subject to being lost over successive reformats. Over the years I replaced most of my collection through iTunes, but TMBG have so many goddamn albums it was too pricey." Seriously tho why/how the hell did I ever stop listening to They Might Be Giants? @ModelOmega_ I was so obsessed with this song in my late teens @MokiAwa Oh my goddess what a glow up! 😍 "@CeltThulhu Isn't one of the issues with S*ngal that he helped keep trans writers out of that same list? Like even if we accept the 1984 comparison, maybe yell at Jesse about it first?" @sistersinead I SAW THAT TWEET TOO AND HAD THE SAME THOUGHT "I don't know how on earth my swipe typing on my phone sometimes interprets swipes to consist of multiple words, but it's been a glitch I've experienced on this phone from day one and I really need it to stop." "@Kalindlara @ModelOmega_ If capitalism doesn't destroy us all, I think there's a high probability we could have robohips in our future :3" "@ButchPuppy omg I'm so shocked :P I've had a massive TF fetish for fucking ever (like, age 4, not even joking), but I rarely drew it. Transformation sequences are soooooo time consuming." "@Catkittykitten @NyxWorldOrder Oh heck I guess the plasma thing would've been a Legends explanation. No longer canon in that case. I know they've done a ton of retconning of lightsaber physics in the Disney era. The red color is now connected to the user's connection to the dark side, for instance." @ButchPuppy I should share with you some of my old drawn smut. I was such a goddamn horny artist as an egg. @ModelOmega_ I know that feeling. I'm going to be getting GRS possibly years before Mistress and she's already 7 years older than me. It breaks my heart :/ @Kalindlara @ModelOmega_ haha I started HRT literally 23 days after my 30th birthday fucking rip me @NyxWorldOrder - Canonically plasma - Hard-light is a fairly common sci-fi trope found in both Star Trek and the DC universe off the top of my head (I'm sorry I'm too much of a nerd to resist >.<) @SixArmedSweater 🚨 CUTE GIRL ALERT 🚨 @ModelOmega_ Well now I'm second guessing lol @ModelOmega_ *90% sure @ModelOmega_ I'm like 90% your hip bones fuse around age 25. There is absolutely hope for you. @Kalindlara I hope they do @Kalindlara *huuuugs* I was only 4 years away from figuring it out :/ "This doesn't really mean anything, but I just realized 2012 was the year I turned 25 Y'know, the year they say beyond which point, your hips can't be affected by estrogen I didn't know that at the time, but in hindsight, it almost seems like I knew that was a point of no return" @GoodWitchLeigh omg how could you call me out like this @FOURLUNG That's what being an adult is all about *nods sagely* This feels like a great moment to remind everyone I've recently restructured my AD: @NSalamanderFW @IsabellaIzIzzy We don't need the teleporter for you~ 😘 "No headmates are currently taking credit for it, but one of them thinking about it in the background all those years then presenting the results overnight would explain a lot..." And it's almost like my transness was being processed in the background for over 4 years because I never seriously thought about that desire again until September 2016. Which in hindsight sounds extremely plural. Huh. "The last time I let myself (metaphorically) dream about being a girl, it was early 2012 and I ""pretended"" to be a girl in a group chat. I say ""let myself"" because there was this distinct sense afterward that I wasn't going to let myself indulge in such things anymore." "I've talked about this before, but after having a dream about meeting a trans woman and tearfully asking her how she found the strength to transition, I immediately woke up and thought, ""Oh."" I never really seriously doubted I was trans after that day." "I'd really like to travel back to the summer of 2016 (mere months before I came out) and ask myself how long it had been since I thought about being a girl. Because lemme tell ya, it sure felt like I hadn't thought about it for over 4 years and then knew I was trans overnight." @elysianechoes HUGE SAME "@GoodWitchLeigh Lobster Man's self help book, I know the title when I see it but I'm high and forgetful atm" Like in Thor Ragnarok when he talks about how usually it feels like both he and Hulk have one hand on the wheel? Mood. @Kalindlara It's not your fault @Kalindlara My world would be measurably worse oh heck if that's what kobolds look like sign me up @oannablue @DoomGender @NightmareNympho Oh my goddess you're both awesome shut up :P "I feel like I never run out of night owls to talk to, so help her out, y'all" OH MY GODDESS HOW DID WE NOT REALIZE OUR ANNIVERSARY IS 4/20 THAT'S PERFECT I was looking for Jen & I's anniversary and helpfully enough there's a tweet marking it! I couldn't not retweet this with y'all! I love her so goddamn much 💕💕💕 @elysianechoes heck did you know you're really cute? :3 "@pissmancy Ask for a taste, same answer as before :P" @MetteusAtoll *hugs* "One thing that helps is I'm following @unfollowbugbot. Shit, I was about to say ""There does seem to be a bug that will cause you to unfollow people sometimes"" but it might literally just be softblocking D: Anyway, it'll alert you but the alert can be delayed by days." "@pissmancy ask for a taste, duh :3" "@VerafiedBabe I'm pretty DM'd out tonight, but if it's quick I suppose that's fine 💕" @MOOMANiBE Oh wait I guess it's been two years wtf @MOOMANiBE I've only been using Twitter regularly for about a year lol (This account turns 10 in a month tho) "Like I fully understand this is irrational but my brain just does this. Massive abandonment issues, but I feel like I handle them better than most? Most of the time?" You ever not see someone on Twitter for even as little as a day so you go check their account to make sure they haven't softblocked you? Because I sure have! A lot >_> @VerafiedBabe It's who you are 💕 If it was weird I would've unfollowed you a long time ago lol 💕💕💕 @Casssdreams I'm gonna assume Mean Girls? I've never seen it You know that picture of that guy sitting on front of a 1:1 scale photo of a bunch of people in an ad laughing and enjoying a good time and he's acting like he's there too Kinda like that lol Interacting with my sex worker friends kinda feels like I'm a lucky middle schooler who somehow snuck into a clique of high schoolers and no one's noticed yet This is still a huge mood tbh @pissmancy This is an aesthetic tho @little_lizzie22 I need to read more IDW @little_lizzie22 He is! Cool enough that I paid $40 for him despite not even liking the character that much lol "Attention Hasbro: You know Hot Rod is a the equivalent of a deluxe. He's $15 at most. They know they can get away with $40. Fuck, I paid that." Wow and he's still overpriced @witch0winter Thank you! I never would've guessed it honestly 💕 "I think my favorite one might be The 2000s. That was the first decade that I remember fully (I was only 3 in 1990 though I have memories from then too). I was also way more politically aware, and it's the only one of the series where I have that context (still learned a lot tho)" "@witch0winter I guess that kinda makes sense. CNN made it, and episodes about tech include a LOT of news footage. I assume these originally aired on TV and maybe it made more sense in that context, but on Netflix that context is competently lost." @LucyDoyle_1997 @gwen_no_fear Oh my god he really is a chaser isn't he "I really love CNN's decades series (been watching on Netflix), but it kinda astounds me that they never talk about movies. Each decade has episodes on TV, politics, tech, but they never talk about movies for some reason and honestly the absence is felt." @FrigidElfQueen CUTE 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh Best coach for that there is 💕💕💕 "@SquireOfCydonia Most of the systems I talk to just call it all plurality. Some of them embrace the term DID, but it seems like most of us are okay with calling it plural? Banner is a specific kind of plural, is what I mean." @totallyhealthie My hope is he comes back as a woman. I think Captain Marvel's runaway success might make that a reality. @SnsNrSnsibility I love that! They imply something like that in the MCU too. Stark points out that that much gamma radiation is supposed to be lethal. Bruce is special 💕 Loki is a sub who thinks he's a switch (btw I'm watching Thor Ragnarok lol) Bruce Banner is plural "This exists so of course there's no way we're not getting one (Two, actually. Mistress wants one too lol) https://t.co/KD7MTlcdW5" Watching the recent Christopher Robin movie on Netflix makes me really want to make a stuffie fursona 👀 "@gwen_no_fear This is about S*ngal, right? What's going on with him now?" "@maegodhavemercy I just wish I cared more. MCU movies were such a big part of my life, and I've been waiting for a female led one for years, and I loved Wonder Woman... Even movies I'm desperate to see are hard to when we live out in the middle of nowhere :/" "I wish I had like, literally any interest in seeing Captain Marvel. I'm so incredibly happy that it's doing so well, but just like I suspected, breaking my 10 year streak of seeing every MCU movie in theaters by not making it to Ant-Man & The Wasp has killed a lot of my interest" @emuchaton Having both done would be cutest tho @emuchaton @pissmancy HECK THAT SURE SOUNDS AMAZINGLY CUTE :333 @DevourerRose @NightmareNympho Heck yes just assume I'm anyone's to use 😍😍😍 @MaiaFranklyn Okay but for the recent gen that'll mean I'll have to dress as a Rotom which is actually awesome so I agree :3 @pissmancy @HORSETRAUMA Girlgasms are fucking powerful! No shame in editing it down but personally I think that's hot af :3 @MaiaFranklyn Invite me and I'll whisper them in your ear before you have a chance to :V Not having a real keyboard while I wait for the money to fix my computer is a special kind of torture "@AlreadyTheRobot @ADirtyTrans I mean now I have to say that, yeah :V" @pissmancy As a fellow twitch & spasmer: You're cute as heck 💕 @NightmareNympho Casual nudity: Hot Big tiddies: Hot Combine the two: Soooo goddamn hot wow @NightmareNympho Fake tiddies are so hecking valid. I'm planning on getting big fake ones myself! :3 @NightmareNympho I hope the HRT fairy blesses you with the tiddies you deserve @GoodWitchLeigh @ButtGoblin666 omg I can't stop laughing "@emuchaton Hairy is hot, dammit D:<" "[cw grs] Apparently Denver Health is giving folks surgery dates first, then surgery consultations. It helps speed up the wait list. So it's unconventional, but it means I'll have a v-day date sooner than I might otherwise, so I'm not complaining! :3" "[cw grs] So, it depends on how often I can get electrolysis done. Sounds like it's usually once a month because of hair growth cycles. I really wish it was faster. But regardless, after 4 sessions or so, I'll have a surgery date. It's that close." "[cw grs] Making regular updates about this helps. It reminds me I'm still moving. This week is pretty busy, but next week I'm gonna call and make my first electrolysis hair removal appointment. After 4 or 5 sessions of that, I'm to call the transgender coordinator at Kaiser." "@Doc_Wolverine That's, uh, that's not good. Eyes can have so many horrifying problems, it's so fucking scary. I hope your doctors can turn it around D:" """I got these scars fighting for the genitals I was denied at birth"" I'll say to my lovers, though my thighs will probably be over their ears and they'll only hear some of that." [cw grs] They say you shouldn't get all your pubic hair removed before a vaginoplasty and only get the target areas removed because the hair covers up scarring. COUNTERPOINT: Scars are badass. @BoringNerdyKate In my experience that feeling never really goes away x.x "@upandoutcomic Huge same. I mean, one of those forums is still active, but good luck finding it or finding my old username. We rarely shared selfies back then." @Calliethulhu Flirty Harriet "@lucashoal Terrorsaur was designed as a spiritual successor to Starsceam, but that job moved to Tarantulus after the first season (and he's way better at being Starsceam as well) BW Megs is my favorite version of Megatron too!" @lucashoal Primal is a way better Prime imo 💕 "@MaiaFranklyn Well, first he has to respond to my DM, and it's looking like he's not going to, so all this is pretty moot. I appreciate you saying this, though. It's easy to forget. I usually see opportunities like these as networking opportunities. It's easy to forget this has monetary value" "@CuddlePotato @Hbomberguy You're not the first, lol. I appreciate the thought, but presumably he already got what he needed 💕" "@MaiaFranklyn I doubt he wanted an expert consultation, because why then only ask for women?" @MaiaFranklyn (And if he wants an expert: Why didn't he ask Lindsay Ellis first lol) "@MaiaFranklyn It depends on what info he's seeking. Does he just want like, lots of women's names? Maybe to prove a point like ""Even the most masculine-sounding fanbase has a ton of women, eat it anti-SJWs""? I'm not charging for that." "@lucashoal Beast Wars absolutely counts, but it's possible Harris is treating it like an 80's property like most folks do, so it's a fair question. Not only does Beast Wars count, it's in the same continuity as G1! The original continuity ends with Beast Wars, then Beast Machines." "Anyway, I'm disappointed but I'm not taking it personally. He's a very popular, busy man." "A lot of people treat Transformers as a primarily 80's franchise, even though they've only ever stopped selling toys for a few years in the early 90's, and even then only in the US (in the UK, it's been non-stop since 1984). Someone in the thread even asked if Beast Wars counts." "I'm sure he got swamped with DMs. I saw his tweet about 30 minutes after he made it, and while the Transformers fandom might like to think there aren't many women in their ranks, they're extremely wrong. Plus he was TECHNICALLY asking for women who LOVED Transformers. Past tense" @KittenFemme huh??? "hbomberguy: *asks for any women who love Transformers to DM him* Me: My time has finally come *11 hours later, still no response* Me: https://t.co/FJzAnetrKC" I love that my tits are finally big enough to be unmistakably tiddies even when covered by my old baggy guy shirts (which I use for pajama tops now for both comfort and because that aesthetic is kinda hot imo) @Quinn__tessence I just used my phone and took 'em in the bathroom :V "@Quinn__tessence Not sure, I just knew I couldn't miss out" @Triclilith sid has a drone kink obviously @Hbomberguy omg my time has come @DevourerRose We suspected that too :D @DevourerRose Yeah we kinda suspected our plurality was tied to this. @Triclilith @DoomGender where do I sign up @GoodWitchLeigh Same hat! @DoomGender @Triclilith I'm not even familiar with what's being discussed here and even I'm horny for The Torture Orb. @NightmareNympho @GoodWitchLeigh SAME OMG @GoodWitchLeigh same except with cats @TSEmmaQuinn Goodnight! Sleep well 💕💕💕 @emuchaton @anarchopupgirl now I've got to run away :P "@anarchopupgirl @emuchaton BOOOOO but also like, accurate" @emuchaton i swear before meeting you i never thought about sweaty taints what have you done to me emu @DroneFemme I really wanna be >.< Mistress is kinda teasing me by not getting me a cage for the time being >////> @NightmareNympho @DroneFemme https://t.co/qFiVHCyQzZ @DroneFemme aaaaaaaaa i need this in my life >////< "Pictures don't do it justice, but the fire we have going tonight is goddamn gorgeous 🔥😍🔥 https://t.co/ztQJcS1rQe" cannot wait to be rid of them forever tho :V i have the hecking smoothest balls rn i forgot how nice this feels @emuchaton you rang? :333 @Lewd_Dolly I'll wait patently for my conversion~ @Calliethulhu How could I possibly forget that? 💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh Hey Kayleigh! Let's go on a super gay date :3 There's something really aesthetically pleasing about a stocked up weekly pill container thing (what are these things even called lol) https://t.co/k8BkOBAxUN @princessproto I fucking hate that shit omg @Kate_Bunni ? o.o @tiptransformed Personally I've been on HRT for 21 months which helps a ton lol @SteampunkPenny Yes Mistress >///> @MissPepper_Mint https://t.co/NrzpLYfPb8 @ModelOmega_ I'm always looking to be thiccer tho "(Now, what you DO with those nudes is up to you, but if you suspect you might be an exhibitionist like me I might have some ideas~)" Taking nudes of yourself is a great way to get to know your body if you're like me and dysphoria kept you from learning anything about it for many years. It's healthy to check up on your butthole every now and then. Way harder when it barely feels like yours. "Sure sex is great, but have you ever felt your freshly shaven legs gently caressed by super comfy pajama bottoms? :3" (Gummi Bears theme song voice) 🎵 Dumny thiiiiiiicc! Clapping here and there and everywhere 🎶 @ADirtyTrans :3333333 @ADirtyTrans are you writing a story about that? >.> @GoodWitchLeigh Leigh you're amazing lol @Calliethulhu hecked up that I'm not there now to bury my face in there D:< @DevourerRose hheck >//////< @DevourerRose Lewd account is for nudes Sh-shut up >_> "I've said this before, but when the robot hivemind takes over, I'm immediately betraying humanity and voluntarily signing up, sorry not sorry" "I know a lot of people very understandably have issues with depictions of identity death/loss of agency in their kinky TF/hypno stories, but I literally can't get enough of that. Tell it to me in second person, even. Unf~" @ScribbledSmut *climbing into the drone conversion tank* COMPLETELY hypothetical I'm JUST saying that if I was converted into a drone that'd make me an EVEN BETTER piss slut okay "@ScribbledSmut ""extremely fortunate""" "@NightmareNympho @thirstypupgirl @cyberslutfaye literal orgasmic shivers, thanks x.x unf~" @thirstypupgirl @NightmareNympho @cyberslutfaye honestly same where's the urinal drone signups? @cyberslutfaye *excitedly bounces* :333 @MapleReam ooh that's a good idea! once I get my boobers upgraded we should oil our tiddies up and rub 'em together~ @MapleReam Maple your tits are just unbelievable 😍 @lumpenrose @NSalamanderFW 💕 "I was gonna post my ass on main (well probably my AD but it's l I'd retweet it here), but we're out of razors and while my body hair might be blonde and sparse, I'm not gonna subject y'all to that lol" @GoodWitchLeigh @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu oh heck now i wanna post mine @NightmareNympho It's the big twink energy @emuchaton that's what subs are for! we make the choice SUPER easy :3 @FauxPup TRUTH @gwen_no_fear OMG I WANNA SEE YOUR STUFFIES :333 "Sometimes a family can be five moms and four cats. No kids, just lesbians." discourse bingo square ideas - shitting on demisexuals - shitting on ace/aro folks - trying to assign male privilege to either trans men or trans women what else does it need? [cw food] Grilled cheese made by @norintha using homemade bread made by @cosmicladyrosa 😍😍😍 https://t.co/a4TRQ0hel3 "MEANIES!! Literally just edgy Beanie Babies. From left to right: Donnie Didn't Duck, Tiger Shark (which was a special mail away offer from Peanut Butter Crunch), and Boris the Mucosaurus Last time I checked a few years ago, the Meanies website was still web 1.0 lol https://t.co/7yaOA4sM4r" "UNDERRATED BEAN BAG STUFFIES FROM MY CHILDHOOD THREAD Puffkins were so goddamn cute. These four are some of my favorites! From left to right, this is Pickles, Dinky & Drake the dinosaur trio, and Dudley the dragon! https://t.co/fGQz5nHEZD" @ASmolRobin 😍💕💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu oh heck it really does ride that edge doesn't it i choose to believe it's horny @ASmolRobin y-you're very p-pretty!! >////< @GoodWitchLeigh SECONDING THIS SO HARD @ASmolRobin hhhhhhhhh m-maybe >////> ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ @oannablue oh heck that is dark I love it >///> @princessproto this selfie officially hecked me up 💕💕💕 x.x soft frens that somehow made their way to the couch without my help at all >.> https://t.co/t3weMsOM58 @ASmolRobin @nyaakat hhheck i'm flattered that you thought of me! >////> @ASmolRobin @nyaakat ooooooh heck that's so hot and cute >w< @True_Degenerate @oannablue Oh my goddess please "@ASmolRobin I literally let out a pained ""Aaaaah!"" when I read that x.x" @Flailmorpho_ men have dicks? "I'm willing to admit I'm addicted to Twitter but also when I get this anxious, not having my brain occupied by something makes it worse." Nearly 9am Still haven't slept 🙃 hot take but collar bones are sexy @carrots_smith @FrigidElfQueen VALID This might sound unbelievable but I'm not that horny either atm @Gay_In_Space7 @GoodWitchLeigh WHOLESOME @carrots_smith @FrigidElfQueen You forgot the second 0 @FrigidElfQueen @carrots_smith Maybe if she's a good girl she'll get her wish! :3c @FrigidElfQueen @carrots_smith Having a breeding fetish is so wholesome @something_femme Better than okay! Looks super cute! "@GoodWitchLeigh Not to be such a massive slut, but this entire thread and the linked thread are such massive moods x.x Fastest way by far to turn me on is to talk about breeding me. It just immediately flips my horny switch it's SO unfair >////>" "I keep deleting my tweets about this because it's so hard to put into words, but I'll just summarize by saying this: Every time I think about Chelsea's current situation, I cry." "@Doc_Wolverine No, I know about your recent eye problems, it's okay. I didn't think you were being heartless, I just realized I might've gotten some details wrong and I felt put on the spot (again, haven't slept, this is on me). I have bad eye issues too. Hope that can get sorted out for you." i really can't seem to calm down enough to sleep @Doc_Wolverine I panicked for no reason and deleted the thread. I haven't slept and I'm overly fragile. Sorry. I don't know that I have the spoons to go over what happened to Chelsea. deleted that chelsea m*nning thread even though there was nothing wrong with it because someone was asking what happened and i just panicked for no reason now i'm anxious that i did that the anxiety ride never stops "it's 7:30am, i haven't slept, and i feel so goddamn fragile" @SiobhanFTB Telling that this is the reply she's not responding to. "@CaseyExplosion You're justified in not wanting to take all that on. I know it's important stuff, and that cis people will always take too long to report on it themselves, but your mental health is more important. It just is. No trans person should be obligated to endure all this." @ComradeMarinov wish i knew @FrigidElfQueen Looks about as bad as mine gets lol You still look hecking pretty 💕 https://t.co/3h3jwxkyvX "@Genderbird Goddess you're gorgeous, Jessi 💕" Nearly 7am and we're still too anxious to sleep x.x @ScribbledSmut Yeah it's apparently a really common trans girl slang but I didn't learn it until like a year and a half into transitioning lol "@adzbreak @queerchangeling Honestly I've basically stopped using it already, but I still wanted to ask for input." "@ScribbledSmut well heck reading that first part made me a little wet thanks >////> And trans girls ARE perfect, heck" @queerchangeling I've stopped using it when describing another specific person (unless I know for a fact they use the term to describe themselves). Is it generally frowned upon to use it at all? "@a_alice_nsfw I'm really bad at reaching out, but the best place to contact me is Twitter. Regardless though I really appreciate the offer 💕💕💕" "@ScribbledSmut Trans girl rubbing her soft, useless girldick into the pillow before leaking girl cum all over it~" @a_alice_nsfw 💕💕💕 @Keo_Calena @erismoth Valid! 💕 This is getting retweeted by so many sex worker accounts who I'm following but aren't following me and it's kinda bullshit lol 💕 "fan art, or ""fart""" @Kaelyrhn Oh hey it's me during literally any drawing @Kalindlara (Hopefully!) 💕💕💕💕 @NewGenderWhoDis @NikatinePrime She liked my retweet of it because we're mutuals :3 (I saw it in my notifications too) https://t.co/1wm4FTh46r "@NewGenderWhoDis Girl, I never wear makeup and people keep saying I'm cute too! So much so I'm starting to believe them! (I actually wish I had the patience for makeup tbh)" Me right now at 3am: Too depressed to sleep Me tomorrow at like 2pm: Too depressed not to sleep "@oannablue So like, I got your accounts mixed up at first and honestly thought he followed your lewd one for a second there and I guess I wasn't completely wrong lol" @squidlarkin Yeah that's a mood :/ @NewGenderWhoDis This is such a mood @NewGenderWhoDis oh heck you're cute! @squidlarkin okay but young you literally looks nothing like you lol @garblefart Omg how did that work @garblefart Did he follow you lol @garblefart @tielqt @Hbomberguy What I'm hearing from this is I need a bird sona @erismoth 💕💕💕 "@DevourerRose seriously crying over this response, but in a good way thank you 💕💕💕" keep having intrusive thoughts about all my friends abandoning me fun x.x "It basically means I can never do the kind of networking I was hoping I'd one day be able to. But fuck it, the friends I am managing to make are better than the friends I'd make for stifling myself." "Like, I'm a little. That right there is like, follower poison. I know I'm muted and unfollowed for that shit. My being plural probably weirds people out too." @FOURLUNG Deeply cursed video "I kinda feel like I'm over whether or not people I admire follow me? Like, my account is kinda A Lot with the shit I talk about, I can't vouch for any of this. There's probably a good reason not to follow me, lol." @ExistentialEnso My Takkun will always ask for snuggles when I'm crying. She really does get it. @emuchaton slepmu @oannablue I wanna join! :D @GoodWitchLeigh I had that happen once but I was That Bitch and went and DM'd them to ask. @LuigiThirty THAT ONE IS A LITTLE AWKWARD ONE OF THE STORIES INVOLVES A THING THAT IS NOW KNOWN AS A SLUR AND KEVIN JUST POWERS THROUGH IT WHILE ADDING THAT IT'S NOW KNOWN AS A SLUR @oannablue Omg I'm an empath too and this story is so touching! 😭 @GoodWitchLeigh I didn't know this was a dumb thing to do >/////> @LuigiThirty Okay but real talk I love the recent upsurge of theme park history YouTube channels @Daemonia94 @gwen_no_fear Jack Horner has been the guy trying to do this for decades. I'm told he has a complicated reputation among fellow paleontologists lol @FOURLUNG HECKING cute 💕 @DarkTyrannosaur 😍😍😍💦 @gwen_no_fear Oh heck I'd actually love to meet them! @WilloIllo Sounds like the intro to a fun TF story tbh "@emmasspace35 That's what they are, honestly Sorry for dumping them on y'all >_>" why do i do this to myself And like I'm sitting here actually hoping the people I'm thinking of will like these tweets. That'll accomplish nothing but hurt. Not sure why I want that. "One of my girlfriends is long distance and I feel like such a shitty girlfriend for being so awful at keeping in touch. That's what I'd be offering any other long distance girl on here. Even if not asking them out hurts, asking them out might hurt more." @cyberslutfaye I can think of at least one girl who'd be willing to help with both problems :3 "Ugh, I'm just weepy tonight, I'm sorry" "One person in particular makes me so sad when I think about this issue. It's probably for the the best tho honestly. Being rejected by them would destroy me, and not in the fun way. Their friendship is more important." There's several reasons I try to avoid long distance relationships but one practical and unfixable reason is my shitty mountain internet. It makes voice chatting impossible. There are several people I would love to ask out but I can't. @gwen_no_fear TRUE FACTS THANK YOU @emuchaton @AliceAvizandum *squeezes in* omg you're such a good friend "@GoodWitchLeigh my lesbian ass is feeling kinda ""told you so"" over here despite never telling you so" @AliceAvizandum @emuchaton she says she's nice to people and yet she never bullies me @elysianechoes Also high key gonna visit in like ten days :P "@ExistentialEnso Same sort of people who can dump out jugs of water intended for people crossing the border illegally. So many people seem to believe anyone breaking the law no longer has rights on like a moral level, and that terrifies me." @erinbanneret @Kate_Bunni I dunno @emuchaton because tuna is one of the best foods @GoodWitchLeigh IT'S ME I'M THE FRIEND I KNOW YOU'RE SHOCKED @GoodWitchLeigh how do you feel about cuties eating your ass? asking for a friend @GoodWitchLeigh oh heck I forgot to ask for those lol (They rate limit DMs? That's bullshit!) "Thinking about inventing teleportation and inviting y'all to a cuddle/kink/sex party, who's in?" @ScribbledSmut It's just... the mouthfeel and taste! It's so good! x.x "@ScribbledSmut I'd stop, but like, do you have any idea how addicting sucking cock is? D:<" "@VerafiedBabe Sorry, the blame is mostly mine. I know how triggering some of this content can be for you so I was playing it safe 💕" "@VerafiedBabe I don't think I did a great job of it, but you're welcome 💕" "@VerafiedBabe Yeah, it's definitely a thing in D/s play. That's where it originates from as far as I know. Truly unwilling/non-consenting participants is not something you're likely to hear someone talk fondly about." @VerafiedBabe Yes. D/s relationships are complicated. There is never forcing in the way I know you're worried you should define it. You should really have that term muted. @GoodWitchLeigh I mean the capital D is obvious @Kate_Bunni everyone's in bed :/ @GoodWitchLeigh oh my goddess not being able to crack this is driving me up a wall "when you want to be alone but also feel lonely what the actual fuck, brain?" @spookythewitch heck that's hot :3 Anyone know if the next season of American Gods will be the last? It's my favorite book of all time but I was really upset to hear they were dragging it out over multiple seasons. I'm not watching it until it's over and I can watch it at my own pace. @emuchaton I'm afraid of naming genres. So much baggage. wow this tweet is blowing up and to think I let it sit in my drafts for a solid day wondering if I should tweet it lol "@Calliethulhu I was into TG stories that had that in it, but that's about it lol ""Force-femming"" can kinda mean a lot of things here. I just mean the ""It's a fetish, no wait, just my gender, no wait, it's both"" is a thing that happens to so many of us lol" "It's like, once you're finally comfortably in your gender, the idea of consensually playing with it is so goddamn hot for some reason x.x" @GoodWitchLeigh There: The dark deed you requested is finished Closeted trans girl: I'm into force-femming 3 months on HRT trans girl: I'm no longer into force-femming 3 years on HRT trans girl: I'm into force-femming @GoodWitchLeigh Nah I'll tweet it just a sec "@GoodWitchLeigh so like, this is only partially relevant, but I have this in my drafts and I'm Hesitant suffice to say, this is, uh, a mood https://t.co/dGjmfJeAsU" @ExistentialEnso And you look unbearably cute in it :3 @elysianechoes lol thanks 💕💕💕 @deathpigeon @NSalamanderFW You don't post lewds :P wait I need to figure out the password for it dammit "So, I literally haven't touched it in over a year, but my old AD account is @NSalamanderFW and I'm seriously considering resurrecting it. Give it a follow if you wanna see more lewd pics from me! I'm SO BAD at the main/AD switch but like, everyone does it and it's a good idea." @emuchaton @BoringNerdyKate Skytrain SHOULD be the name of a Transformer but I regret to inform everyone that it is not :/ @GoodWitchLeigh oh hey you too? :3 "@tiptransformed @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton Consider: Same (Well actually that'd be really cute to take pictures of and share them with all my thirsty friends but like, going to a pool in one? Fuck that lol)" @Nirdian_ lol no worries we don't feel that way about our body haha @jacquelinefilm Uhhhhhh yeah pussy is amazing :3 Question: Is there anything hotter than girlbulge? Answer: No @TrexPushups @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton I should really resurrect my AD @TrexPushups @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton How did you get that amazing @ for it I love it! *follows* @emuchaton @GoodWitchLeigh NORMALIZE 👏 GIRL 👏 BULGE @spookythewitch 💕💕💕 @TrexPushups @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton Oh heck am I following your AD? :3 @TrexPushups thank you 😭😭💕💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton consider: bikinis are even hotter on trans girls @AliceAvizandum true facts x.x @Ulexar Well I appreciate you a lot 💕 @emuchaton Nice!! The more you tell me about their origin story the more your repairs are even more exciting! @Ulexar You're a really amazing friend thank you 💕💕💕 "@emuchaton aaaaaaa thank you, emu 😭😭😭💕💕💕" "@emuchaton Oh fuck even my recent fancy pair was only like $120, ouch. I'm EVEN happier you fixed it now!" "I think I might need to switch my profile pic back to my selfie. I dunno, that might have been helping." @emuchaton Yeah I'm assuming you're talking about those fancy wooden ones you were so excited to get like last year? I'm glad you were able to fix them! @emuchaton as someone who only just replaced her headphones that were broken for like a month: proud of u I really thought I was done being jealous of other trans women This sucks :/ Sorry @Chopin_42 thank you 😭💕💕💕 @NightmareNympho 😭😭😭💕💕💕 Need to be called pretty but I'm in no state to take a selfie "@AliceAvizandum Hey nerd, you're super hecking pretty 💕💕💕" @emuchaton @GoodWitchLeigh THAT'S REALLY CUTE OMG @emuchaton i don't deserve to be called out like this >.< @DysphoriaQueen @GoodWitchLeigh wow that's a mood heck @GoodWitchLeigh this is a pretty standard reaction for most subs :P "18 years ago today my dad died. He'll never know his second kid was a girl. I miss you, daddy." aaaaaalmost felt like a day where I wasn't anxious or depressed :/ i guess today is still better than most days i've had lately @emuchaton being teased feels rly good >///> @TSEmmaQuinn Heck you have good taste in pajamas! such an angel 💕 https://t.co/JaoU0i1ZdJ [cw nudity] I hear the internet loves cats & boobs? :3 My strange son snuggles in the weirdest way sometimes. https://t.co/usBpnEZrek tfw seemingly all the people you have crushes on aren't into you and all the people who are crushing on you you're not into :/ Archimedes found an aardvark pillow :3 https://t.co/bLNEknVafg "@maegodhavemercy It varies a ton, but it takes at least 6 sessions to even see a change from what I hear." @emuchaton p-plz? >//////> "@SpoilersSpoils Under $100 per visit, once a month, but it can vary." (OOF I debated posting that less than flattering pic so hopefully y'all got something out of it >.>) "If your body hair is fairly blonde like mine, I hope this gives you some hope! Your mileage will vary as always, but transitioning always has pleasant surprises in store for you!" "This is what five days without shaving looks like after about a year of monthly laser hair removal appointments + HRT If I was leaving the house I'd still need to shave, but this isn't too bad! https://t.co/pLZGoNNc2t" @garblefart hope it's not serious D: "Happy bun: :3 Happy, bouncing bun: :333 Oh no I think you broke her: :3333333333333333333333333" @bunnarchist HAPPY BIRFDAY BIG SIS!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Noxychu @debaucherie @TransTwill @XylariaVG WAIT THERE'S MORE JACKALOPES? :D @junebyot Yeah they are pretty expressive. Wish I could shop there more. @FOURLUNG It feels awesome to finally be here! Being a girl rocks so hard :3 "@junebyot I measured myself using the guide they have on Reddit's r/abrathatfits, then got my first underwire bra at Torrid :3 The employees at Torrid were also super willing to measure me, but I was too nervous >.>" @junebyot I think they're pretty nice! I had assumed that taking my bra off after a long day would feel analogous to taking my shoes off after a long day... but no one told me it would also be mildly orgasmic >///> @nyaakat Nyaa! :3 @Triskitten oh heck i hope you bought that soft fren :O "@BuniDoom I don't remember, but I bet there aren't many Studio 54 documentaries on Netflix. I think it was just called Studio 54." "@BuniDoom (And if I can make it, we absolutely need to hang out!)" @BuniDoom Well the concept for Wild Nights sounds really fun so i'll definitely add it to my list of cons! @BuniDoom Does Wild Nights have a Twitter account? "There's interviews, *from the 70's*, of trans women talking about how accepted and welcomed they felt there. I can't even imagine what it must have felt like to have that back then. No wonder the cishets took it away." I watched a really fascinating documentary about Studio 54 on Netflix last night and fuck that story means so much more to me as a queer person now than when I first heard about it many years ago before I knew I was queer. In more positive news: I don't have adblock for this smart TV (as I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist) so I'm only just now realizing YouTube understands and agrees with the fact that I'm a woman: Just got a super femme and colorful lipstick ad. Heh. "Like what YouTube seemingly created is an account based on the gmail side of things, I think. I never told YouTube specifically that my name is Kathryn, but it's showing that. When I did the ""connect with your YouTube app"" thing, on my phone it displayed my old YouTube name." "I wonder if this is shenanigans caused by some combination of issues: - I never told YouTube to display my real name, even after merging my YT account with my gmail account years ago - I've changed my YouTube display name once, recently - I've changed my real name recently" "Tried to sign into the YouTube app on the TV but it created some half-truth version of my 12-year-old account. No subscriptions or avatar, but seemingly-accurate watch history from like 4 years ago???" @gwen_no_fear Yeah it's more about the American English R than anything else. It's a tongue position that doesn't exist in very many other languages from what I understand. "@gwen_no_fear Thank you. My ex fiance studied Japanese for a number of years so I knew it was more complicated than ""racist Japanese accent"" There's so many more worse things about waifu culture to criticize." @XylariaVG Too late for 2019 for me but maybe next year! Dallas is a short and cheap flight away! @XylariaVG Do you know if TFF has a Twitter? @lucashoal Heck that's awesome! If I'm able to make it to one we should hang out 💕 "@FawksTweets Yeah the brony fandom is probably mostly over now that even BronyCon is ending this summer. I assume bronies looking for new cons to go to would end up at neighboring furry conventions, heh" @lucashoal Oh lol I'm already mutuals with them haha Well that's definitely going on the list "@lucashoal That's AnthroCon, right?" @FawksTweets I used to go to TrotCon which I think was in Columbus like Anthrohio (you'd think I'd remember given I flew and drove there but whatever lol). I know there's some overlap with bronies and furries so I wonder if I'd see any old friends there? Adding these to my list for sure :3 I wanted to try to make it to this year's DenFur but I might've slept too long on that. I wanna see when my surgery date is gonna be first but distance isn't an issue. @Chopin_42 I'm making a list! :3 @XylariaVG MFF I've heard of! I'll keep those both in mind! "What furry conventions should I make it out to at least once in my life? None of the big ones are near me it seems, so it's kinda throwing darts at a map, so to speak. I just want to go to some someday and meet more of the community :3" @PersephoneHime @ScribbledSmut Getting my hair brushed does similar things to me too >/////> @ScribbledSmut okay but for real that's already how it happens for me @QuestForTori Only when she's wearing the nurse costume :V @QuestForTori possibly the biggest mood still working on getting mine inverted x.x @QuestForTori puberty be like that sometimes @cherubelly weird way to spell blessing @QuestForTori RIGHT??? @QuestForTori FLCL takes a few times for it all to click. Take it all literally. Then discover the metaphors. @FOURLUNG omg this is all so good!! Near & Far is probably my favorite but I'm gonna have the whole album playing on repeat for a few days for sure! :3 I'm gonna wait until I can offer a fair price before I download it tho 💕💕💕 "@GoodWitchLeigh Mood, mood, and mood" @QuestForTori you look so small in comparison :3 @lumpenrose I got mine from Blizzard's online store :3 now big pachimari has friends! :3 https://t.co/MKxttC6rXQ !!! IMPORTANT !!! pachimari :3 https://t.co/mGVvvwPK3h @emuchaton omg i'm a someone! :D @princessproto I'm so glad you got your eye problems figured out! Eye strain hecking suuuuuucks D: @princessproto YOUR NEW PROFILE PIC JUST HECKED ME UP THANKS @princessproto HECK/10 "strong urge to just like, dump a bunch of transformers onto the bed and just play with 'em tbh" beep boop computer noise "Watched Ant-Man & The Wasp last night, and it was a very uninteresting 2 hour commercial for [car brand] & [food brand]. Not gonna perpetuate the advertising by naming them, but it was distracting on top of an already dull superhero hero movie trying too hard to be funny." @deathpigeon literally one of the hottest things @carrots_smith I'm glad my preferred interpretation of the initial tweet was correct lol "summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 my pussy 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯" @lumpenrose A lot lol That's @norintha's setup Apparently Archimedes loves Mega Man! :3 (no sound) https://t.co/99wQeTXAfc "@Calliethulhu I'm so angry and scared. Scared for her, but also scared in general. We know they won't treat her fairly, and how can that not be taken as a message to any other politically active trans person?" What's happening to Chelsea is horrifying and I can't believe anything but unwavering support for her has shown up on my feed. @princessproto sfggddrssfghh failed step one >////> 💕💦 @princessproto OH HECK >////> @DevourerRose @MaiaFranklyn Canon. @DevourerRose @MaiaFranklyn YES "@MaiaFranklyn Garnet saves her fucks for the exact perfect moment, always." I bet Amethyst says fuck @QuestForTori AAAAAA WARMS MY HEART 💕💕💕 "After the scene where Steven throws the raft into the river and it immediately gets swept away Mistress laughed and said ""That's totally you! I've seen you do that exact kind of shit!!"" We're seeing a lot of similarities between Pearl & Steven and Mistress & I >////>" Archimedes getting snuggles from Mistress 💕💕💕 https://t.co/paRNZ7fSEh Was it obvious to anyone else that Cookie Cat is also kinda the backstory to Steven Universe itself or am I not alone in just now realizing it? (Also currently rewatching all of Steven Universe for the first time in years and showing it Mistress for her first time :3) @aluminumcuffs THERE'S NOT MANY OF US I'M SO HAPPY TO LEARN THIS 💕💕💕 @androidbuttslut wow um w-what discord channel would that be? >.> "@GoodWitchLeigh I'm seconding this. If you want to be trans, you're trans, and you have my blessing as well as the blessing of countless other trans people. (Not that you need our blessing tho)" @aluminumcuffs OMG YES YOU'RE A JACKALOPE TOO??? 💕💕💕💕 OMG I LOVE HER THANK YOU 💕💕💕 I loved Steve Blum anyway and now I love him even more 💕💕💕 SPACE COWTHEY @VOID_FRIEND That's basically what we do 💕 "@VOID_FRIEND Interesting. This is all very fuzzy to think about. Our system might be different, we dunno." @VOID_FRIEND That's something that happens to a lot of systems? @Calliethulhu I should add that I've never been diagnosed with autism. Like I know that's literally what the picture is talking about but it's important to me to add that. @Calliethulhu Like i have distinct memories of meticulously constructing my mask in my teens. It was weird that I felt like I was the only kid I knew who had to work that hard for it. @Calliethulhu oh fuck that's me "@KittenFemme I assume most TF porn is made by trans people or eggs, and transitioning so often feels like TF porn, so... :V" "I want all my friends and loved ones to always be safe and happy That's like, my life's mission statement 💕" "@doubtfulgear ugh, fuck them :/" "@SteampunkPenny I love you too, Mistress. SO much 💕💕💕" @AngryNerdBird omg ytmnd still exists wow only got an hour of sleep and now my mind won't relax enough to go back to sleep x.x @hazelsbutt 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG o7 Archimedes knows his momma's having a long night and gave me some company 💕 https://t.co/mbllTLwm62 @witch0winter It's a really good state :3 @FOURLUNG follow more cuties! :3 really rough nights like tonight was often result in me feeling very shattered don't think every piece has been picked up yet lol @ButchPuppy today's been a day for us too *hugs offered* @Anarcho_Vampire I'm a lesbian and even I couldn't retweet this hard enough @pissmancy oh heck cute boobs :o @emtomoIogy This thread's amazing @pissmancy hey :3 extremely rough night we're doing okay now tho @nyaakat TRUE FACTS 😍 @ButNotTheCity @rachelvmckinnon https://t.co/2TQUkwpMiO "@Louisianafinan1 What part of ""fucking shove it up your ass"" are you having trouble with?" "@Djinnkitty @emuchaton ""cursed"" with musksluttery" @Djinnkitty @emuchaton oh you too? :3 @emuchaton valuable muskslut content @WerewolfMoms Same @erinbanneret It's just old. @cosmicladyrosa took a look at it but couldn't find an easy solution. I had been meaning to upgrade soon anyway. @KendamuZ Isn't that the weirdest feeling? :D @NicoleTheVixen that cage is MUCH too small for that pet wtf D: The only acceptable Gamers It would honestly probably be more but cleaning out chasers is nearly impossible on mobile (the list tends to cap out at an arbitrary place) and my PC is broken for at least a couple weeks 😭 32 chasers freshly blocked! Bigger influx than normal due to my recent tit pics. Still shouldn't have to deal with this shit though! Cishet men are trash 🙃 "I guess this ""Steve Shives blocks everyone"" meme was really popular, lol. He doesn't block everyone. Hell, I'm mutuals with him! You think it's everyone because you're a turd juggling bigot." Oh my I feel so honored to have gotten a follow instead of a block! I guess even butthurt anti-SJWs gotta get their rocks off to trans girl tits sometimes. Oops! Oh no my finger slipped! https://t.co/iwNElwiWsN "It's probably also meant to entice people like me who have the ""only people I follow can DM me"" setting turned on into following to make sure they're not terrible. But still, same answer. Innocent locked accounts that just happen to look chaser-y can get over it." @rachelvmckinnon @ButNotTheCity I figured! I take slut as a compliment and I assumed you were using it as one for her :3 Good taste in waifus! 💕 "Love when chasers try to have locked accounts as if that'll dissuade me from blocking them. Motherfucker, I will block any and all innocent non-chasers with locked accounts to ensure you stay the fuck away from me." "Oh my goddess fuck my phone. ""Accompained""? I meant accomplished. ACCOMPLISHED. My computer's gonna be busted for at least a couple more weeks and I'm stuck with autocorrect dammit. Oh well :/" @L0VEWIRE Your account is a lot more quiet tho so you're probably okay 💕 @L0VEWIRE I KNOW THAT'S PART OF WHY I'M SO HAPPY I COULD HELP :333 @radix42 At least we're both confused lol :P "So yeah, use this power. Tell everyone. Right-wing bigots will wail about your ""echo chamber"" but it's a chamber of... *checks notes* the VAST majority of Twitter. They're the ones sealing their own echo chamber by being bigoted shits." "Like a few days ago when VidCon announced they were awarding a creator grant to @steve_shives, and Armor*d Sc*ptic (I think it was him?) was saying ""His only accomplishment is blocking all of Twitter!"" Those are solely the words of a bully who knows he's powerless & outnumbered." "Bigots love to act like that those of us who block them en masse are being ridiculous and are somehow making the site worse for ourselves but in truth, those bigots make up a small minority of Twitter overall. They know without us, they'll have nothing. They hate that." It'd be awesome if one day enough trans people knew about this that TERFs wouldn't have anyone left to harass. @rachelvmckinnon I'm so happy that I was able to help! Yeah it's a HUGE game changer and makes this website actually usable as a trans woman lol "Aggravating that crypto currencies also use a thing called block chain since this is a much more useful technology lol. Anyway, blocklists like TERFBlocker run the risk of false positives. With bock chaining, you have all the power & if you use it right, very few false positives" "Was able to show Dr. Rachel McKinnon what block chaining is so I feel pretty accompanied :3 If you have access to a PC and use either Chrome or Firefox, Google ""Twitter block chain [chrome/firefox] extension"" and install it. You can block a TERF's followers all at once!" @rachelvmckinnon @Djinnkitty @scp1173 @CydZeigler Awesome!! :3 @rachelvmckinnon @Djinnkitty @scp1173 @CydZeigler YOU'RE SO WELCOME 💕💕💕 @rachelvmckinnon @Djinnkitty @scp1173 @CydZeigler Sorry! >.< But at least you know it's a thing now! 💕 @NightmareNympho heck let's let our programs corrupt each other~ 😍😍😍 "@rachelvmckinnon @Djinnkitty @scp1173 @CydZeigler Hmmmm this is beyond my knowledge base I'm afraid. Plus my PC is currently broken so I can't check for myself. I do know that for a while last year, the chrome version stopped working. Trying another browser might help." @rachelvmckinnon lol he thinks you can get hormones for a ten-year-old what universe do transphobes live in? "@rachelvmckinnon @Djinnkitty @scp1173 @CydZeigler Install the extension, then go to his followers list, then there should be a little red block chain icon at the top right of your browser, though the location might be different on a Mac. Then just let the extension do its thing. It'll tell you when it's done." @Djinnkitty @scp1173 @rachelvmckinnon @CydZeigler I always have to fight the urge to reply before blocking. But honestly thank you for saying what we were all thinking 💕 @MapleReam Of COURSE you're pretty omg!! 😍😍😍 @oannablue @NightmareNympho Yeah I'm not even sure they shipped my visor yet :V "@Calliethulhu I'm Konkey Gong, but if I use my fake Twitter name it's Konkey Song Both are equally funny to me" @NightmareNympho I WANT ONE OMG "@rachelvmckinnon @CydZeigler I get it. But honestly, run a block chain on just a handful of big TERF accounts & you get similar results as a block list, except there's a much lower risk of false positives. I used to use TERFBlocker so technically I'm using a combination of both. Whatever works best for you." @nyaakat heck i hope i can be as good of a chastity slut as you one day! 😍😍😍 "@rachelvmckinnon @CydZeigler Google ""Twitter block chain [chrome/firefox] extension"" and it should be the first result." "@rachelvmckinnon @CydZeigler Block lists run the risk of false positives. I have a number of trans friends that have ended up on TERF block lists. Better to use block chains if you have access to a PC. With one click you can block a bigot's followers, up to about 5k." @nyaakat because you're a good denial slut! :3 https://t.co/RpZWMF9HJt "(also i wasn't following Emmy until right before taking the screenshot because i was like, I've seen your face around, you seem cool, but for whatever reason it was way funnier to me that they were both complete strangers to me so maybe I fucked that screenshot up oh well)" I just really love that I replied to a Dr. about being a slut then my reply got liked by two other doctors lol SLUTTY 👏 DOCTORS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID https://t.co/D4jlQLjq3m @GoodWitchLeigh This sums up my feelings on the matter: https://t.co/o77DsM1HYq "And then sometimes it doesn't censor this pic lol Make up your mind, nudity-catching bot!! Are these tits or not??? D:<" @trgrrl wow gay @Calliethulhu WHOLESOME "@NightmareNympho The lesbian label is really important to me too! But yeah, sometimes boys are hot. You're still valid 💕💕💕💕💕💕" @tiptransformed @FrigidElfQueen Oh yeah I did that for a few years and it was awesome! "@TheMadMissMovie Muting or unfollowing me isn't silencing me, but I appreciate where you're coming from 💕" @AdrienneCohea Yeah there's that as well and that is important to me but the honest truth is I've been this way online since I stared regularly using the internet in 2001. It's just who I am. "@AdrienneCohea But yeah I tweeted about this earlier. If tout try to be all things on Twitter, and one of those things is lewd, you severely limit your growth. But this is all I know how to be *shrugs*" "@AdrienneCohea The one I keep thinking about for me is Julia Kaye. She works at big animation studio and browses Twitter at work. Her unfollowing me was nothing personal, but it means it'll be that much larder (or mostly impossible) to get to know her. Oh well." "Makes me think about all the unfollows I've had because of how lewd I am on main. It hurts, but like, all I've ever known online is being my truest self, and I know others appreciate that too. It just means there are some people I won't be able to get to know and that's okay 💕" @Calliethulhu oh hey i do this with art :V Honestly I feel really relieved because I now know it's not personal. "Alright I guess that confirms Vin has me muted lol Sounds like they mute littles on the spot because age play upsets them, and that's valid! I would feel awful if they for some reason didn't mute me and were hurt by the things I talk about. Seriously, mute me if you need to." @CuddlePotato oh yeah as I've said many times before my tits are out of control lol 💕 @sariyel_sub Mistress has the key to mine~ 😍 @KellyEwer_AD 🤖😍 I should probably resurrect my AD account but honestly I was kinda waiting until I had GRS so there could be like a big pussy celebration for the resurrection >.> Wow my previous tit pic wasn't being censored by Twitter on mobile but this one is which means the last pic wasn't identified as nudity hahaha [cw nudity] Confirmed handfuls :3 https://t.co/gACvFvQ09U love being able to touch my neck any time and feel how owned I am 24/7 😍 https://t.co/um7vH235rc @Triclilith @shivvykitty worst-kept secret in all the extended charlotte lore "@GoodWitchLeigh If you stop in northern Colorado, we have a bed for you! :3" @PrissyOrcGF @CookieCyboid aaaaaa you're so gorgeous tho! @NightmareNympho heck i'm glad I met another AI because this is such a mood x.x @CookieCyboid YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD OMG @NightmareNympho I didn't know you were gender fluid! That's awesome 💕 @PrissyOrcGF This is an extremely good tattoo idea @elysianechoes @norintha I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S SO COOL @rachelvmckinnon @ButNotTheCity Being a massive epic slut is like half the fun of transitioning lol :V "@Sona_Sonara I know I've done this same joke but as you could probably guess, searching for ""gay"" isn't helping lol" @elysianechoes @norintha It was made by her 💕 "@MetteusAtoll You deserve everything you ask for, babe 💕" There are few pleasures in life that are as satisfying as a grilled cheese sandwich made by my amazing girlfriend 💕💕💕 @norintha @MetteusAtoll you're my girlfriend and I wanna touch your butt 💕 @MetteusAtoll Well we're gonna spend money on you when we fly you out here as there! >:3 @Calliethulhu *the hecking best snuggles ever* @MetteusAtoll Starting a ranch is expensive 😭 @Calliethulhu aw heck yes guess what the friend was me :3 @MetteusAtoll I'm broke but I'm gonna try to scrounge up some monies >.> @Calliethulhu can we snuggle the burrito after? asking for a friend snugglin' with his mommas 💕 https://t.co/YLSjZNkVCj ahahaha this chaser's location is just his phone number Make sure you ONLY block and NOT make crank calls okay??? https://t.co/mWJIjoXQTY @PrissyOrcGF @tinybird420 I'm not afraid of you nyaa~ 😜 "@tinybird420 You don't seem scary to me. And I've noticed you getting calmer, so to speak. I think you're doing good FWTW Do people think I'm scary? I didn't know even just a few thousand followers made one intimidating. I hope not >.>" @SteampunkPenny I LOVE YOU MISTRESS THANK YOU 😍💕💕💕💕 "@strqueercast @MOOMANiBE What are your favorite examples of animation (of any kind from any medium) that inspire you, excite you, and make you want to share it with others?" "@ScribbledSmut Click was a bullshit monkey's paw because it applied literally every change you made as one of your ""favorites"" immediately after using it once." "@DevourerRose I appreciate the gesture of explaining all that, but I really wish you hadn't. Body squickness. Gonna try to forget all that *shivers* x.x" @IsabellaIzIzzy She should >:3 "@riffwitch @IsabellaIzIzzy They already look pretty femme to me but if you're not into them, fixing that would just entail trying on other pairs at your preferred glasses place. I don't even know the brand of mine. I just know they're girly and purple :3" "@IsabellaIzIzzy (Also I'm saying you still got the better deal. It was closer to $60 a visit [in other words, a month] and your total is like half that)" "@IsabellaIzIzzy Said friend introduced me to Mistress, actually! I owe her a lot :3" @lumpenrose Confirmed. Cutie. @IsabellaIzIzzy @riffwitch You both should look into getting super femme-looking frames like mine! :3 @IsabellaIzIzzy YOU'RE cute! D:< @lumpenrose CONFIRMED CUTIE 😍😘 @IsabellaIzIzzy Oh shit that actually might be cheaper than at Left Hand actually. Nice! @IsabellaIzIzzy Oh no I'm sorry 😭 Uhhhhhhh pretend I didn't say anything lol "(Super rare photo of me without my glasses because despite looking way better in them, I feel like I'm at the stage of HRT where I'm cute regardless dammit 💕)" "[cw drugs] Cramps day: Ice cream, pajamas, pot, and terrible selfies x.x https://t.co/TIUDyp6Xni" "@Quinn__tessence Fucking mood. Cleaning out chasers from my followers is a monthly ritual, and I suspect it's mostly because I take selfies." Mistress is so good to me. She knows me so well that she offered to get me ibuprofen for the cramps she can tell I'm having 😭 @DaddyBearSoCal1 That good feeling is called gender euphoria and I had a feeling me saying that would cause it 💕💕 I hope one day soon you can start your transition for real 💕 "@lumpenrose As far as I was aware, I didn't have any genital dysphoria before I started HRT. Then a few months in, once my body felt more like ""me,"" I noticed my girldick way more in the worst way. However, I've wanted a vaginoplasty since I was 12, lol. So I'm not sure if that helps." @DaddyBearSoCal1 That's admirable. I guess I don't need to tell you you shouldn't have to pick between life saving healthcare and keeping your daughter. You're being an amazing mom 💕 "@TrexPushups They guess in Colorado too, but I've noticed they avoid guessing if they see my face first. S'why drive thrus are the worst offenders." "[grs] There's a really annoying thing Google will do where if you try to search for electrolysis hair removal it thinks ""laser hair removal"" is close enough. No Google, I need to be SURE there won't be hair inside my vagina you piece of shit" "@DaddyBearSoCal1 I had gynecomastia too! It's why my boobs are so big after only 21 months on HRT. I'm talking about transitioning, though. Y'know, taking estrogen and T blockers? That'll help with the body hair too. If you're jealous of girls' breasts that's a good indicator you're a girl." And for any cis people raised in the south or wherever the fuck where they learned sir/ma'am/miss is required to be polite: Fucking shove it up your ass. "Drive thrus really are the worst at this. I'm sure their training specifically requires them to add sir or ma'am to everything they say, and I know for cis people this just goes unnoticed but never once have I noticed someone not saying either and thought ""What a rude asshole""" "Me, my eyes turning into black voids, my neck extending slowly as the faint sound of demonic children's laughter echoes in the distance: Guessing ""sir"" or ""ma'am"" doesn't make you sound more polite. Stop guessing & just D O N ' T S A Y E I T H E R Them: Sir this is a Wendys" "@DaddyBearSoCal1 That's usually called ""being a sapphic trans femme"" :P If you're not already transitioning, you can start any time! Tits like these could be yours!" "Like, I'm sorry, it'd be really nice if bigots hadn't ruined them, but the ""okay"" hand and frog emojis are forever ruined. Just... never use them. (Also unnecessary American flag emoji use in bios & display names is pretty suspect as well while we're on the subject)" "I've seen a huge uptick in people using the ""okay"" hand symbol emoji lately. Can y'all stop? The alt-right/white supremacist connotation is still present. I've yet to see it used in such a way that no other emoji or word could be substituted. Puts me on edge." "A day later and the area right below my tetanus and flu shots sites is really sore. That's normal, right? I can't even remember the last time I had either kind of shot so I have little experience to go on." "@MetteusAtoll That's fair. The human body can be weirdly unpredictable like that tho. I've been far less sexual than some might assume given what I say on here, lol. If you came to visit and all we did was merely snuggle that would perfectly fine tbh 💕💕💕" "Incidentally, this is a great example of how content warnings aren't just about helping people avoid uncomfortable or triggering topics, but at least as much about simply mentally preparing oneself for reading about them. When I see a GRS content warning I always keep reading." "Me: The human body REALLY squicks me out Also me: *hears about an aspect of GRS healing I hadn't heard of before and immediately researches the fuck out of it* It's like, I don't want to hear about any of this tbh, but I have to be prepared." "@QueerGirlEmilie https://t.co/9cC2Em33n9 Despite not having a uterus or being able to menstruate, a lot of trans women experience PMS symptoms. It's not very well studied, however, and if you ask a doctor about this they might be really confused." @IsabellaIzIzzy *50% off I mean lol "@IsabellaIzIzzy If you're driving all the way down to Denver, might I suggest Left Hand Laser Studio in Longmont? That should be closer to you and they offer 50% for all trans customers Mistress is friends with the owner and you can contact her (the owner) through Facebook if you have questions" @Allikuja I KNOW I HATE HOW CATCHY IT IS @Margie02536602 Somehow that secured a follow from me lol 💕 "Apparently the actual title and relevant verse are ""Man! I feel like a woman!"" which somehow makes it even worse hahaha 🙃🙃🙃" "My body, after I've ran to the bathroom for the fifth time in 30 minutes: Why aren't you pregnant??? Me: I don't... what? My body: Would some hilariously-timed musical intrusive thoughts help??? Me: ... no? My mind: *plays Shania Twain's Feel Like a Woman* Me: Thanks I hate it" "I'm gonna call it: Of all the ways to feel gender euphoric, PMS is by far the least appreciated 🙃🙃🙃" "@MetteusAtoll Part of that is probably your HRT kicking back in. You got back on it like a couple months ago, right?" @maegodhavemercy https://t.co/2pP84ULcmD "@maegodhavemercy Your work has reached WAY more people. You're more famous than me, even if you're gonna use your Carol Danvers account to tell me I'm bigger than Captain Marvel :P" "@squidlarkin Oh heck we're so excited for y'all!! No date for us yet. Soon, though." @ScribbledSmut I have friends who so easily got above 5k that it's hard to not feel like I'm doing something wrong lol "@Kate_Bunni Which is why I try to use content warnings, but I'm still getting used to putting them on everything they probably need to be on." @squidlarkin Is that a cute reference to the fact that you're getting GRS soon because either way I'm stealing that phrasing I actually kinda like that my weird venn diagram of followers is so very specific. Maybe I'll never be Twitter famous but honestly that's a blessing. Cursed to have a smallish follower account forever because I'm lewd on main but refuse to simply open the floodgates and let in chasers to get porn account follower numbers 🙃🙃🙃 "@squidlarkin ""will become a lot more relevant soon"" 👀👀👀" @gwen_no_fear heck I noticed this too after posting my tits what a weird coincidence 🤔🤔🤔 @Kingdomcub I wish I could go. I only ever got to go in 2016 and it was really fun! It's the end of an era 😭 @doubtfulgear *gives attention* @VagueDiscomfort Oh heck thank you! I'll look into buying some! dang i'm still admiring that tiddies pic i tweeted like that was the perfect angle and everything @DevourerRose heck you're right @cordy_fox @WilloIllo SAPPHIC FURRY THREAD sapphic furries are 💯 @SixArmedSweater Present! :3 @OneLameShark I have the Are All Dead issue framed too! Nice setup :3 @OneLameShark That seriously looked like my @ for a second there and I got really confused @JunipertheBunny cutie >////> @princessproto This tweet showed up on my feed with the only context being it was from a larger thread lol @Calliethulhu I was thinking about this recently too weirdly enough and I completely agree @stellahymmne none of us can play any instruments D: @stellahymmne We're four girls and a robot and it's pretty awesome :V Back in 1991 I'm pretty sure if you told someone your 4-year-old was trans you'd get arrested :/ "You'd think my mom would've been a little freaked out by such an odd question, but she actually told me she used to think about that when she was a little girl. Not the way I did, mom." "One of my earliest memories is when I was about 4 or 5, my mom and I went to a water park, and I asked her something to the effect of ""Isn't it weird that we live our entire lives in one body? Like I'll never get to be anyone else?"" There's always been clues I was trans." oh my god it's the mr. show skit but real @princessproto OH HECK I HAVE THAT @princessproto Jen has been trying to get me to play for a while >_> [cw drugs] this blunt is officially ridiculous https://t.co/ZOSaoS4Cza "[cw nudity, breast expansion] Do I even need to say ""goals""? Because I feel like y'all could've guessed that." @DeciusNero Hmmmm might have to research this more @DeciusNero I think so? That sounds familiar? Gonna ask regardless. @radix42 I mean I'm probably still gonna get breast augmentation anyway but I feel very lucky to have the growth I've already gotten :3 Also my doctor assumed I had breast augmentation which I'm choosing to take as a compliment lol Oh and it turns out the best topical numbing cream I could get is actually just over the counter. I'm gonna ask the electrolysis place what they recommend and just get that lol Physical checkup complete! My new doctor is SUPER NICE and I even was a good girl and got my long overdue tetanus and flu shots! :3 Next major step: Find a trans-friendly electrolysis place and make an appointment for my junk >.> "On the flip side however, they fixed the issue where they censor YOUR OWN SELFIES if they detect nudity. Been able to see my tits all day lol" "Mobile Twitter appears to have made it so you can't even click on unavailable tweets (like when someone is QTing another person) to see if they deleted, blocked you, or you had them blocked. This is a huge annoyance. Sometimes even if I blocked a person, I'd still like context." @NightmareNympho It is as horny as it looks lol @NightmareNympho i'm sorry i must know what this is @cosmicladyrosa Oh heck I'd actually love to just rip all my DVDs and then toss them. Digital files can degrade I think? But discs degrade way faster. "@DameKraft Okay, so you got the works, lol. Yeah I'm glad I'm following you now! I'll be where you are before I know it :3" @erismoth *hugs* @DameKraft I love hearing about it! Gets me excited :3 @DameKraft No I just meant there's like orchis and vaginoplasties and other less common procedures. I'm going to be getting a vaginoplasty later this year. @VerafiedBabe *hugs* @Kate_Bunni Well I am none of those things haha @DameKraft I will keep that in mind but I have the worst memory. You have my persimmon to bug me with that offer as I get closer with more updates. Also I'm following now so you can DM me anytime! Can I ask what GRS you got? @Kate_Bunni Hmmm I guess Miss Salamander? I forgot when Ms. is supposed to used? @Kate_Bunni That's actually my patient number :P My last name which is TOTALLY Salamander was cropped out :V "Well that's depressing. I'll ask about if it's even changeable, but it might not be. Might also be something they don't do until I get GRS, which would be... fine, I guess. GRS later this year. Almost done with this shit. Hopefully. https://t.co/Vo4I9PfoDo" @Roodypatooti @ModelOmega_ No excusing necessary! It was super flattering~ :3 "@Calliethulhu @LunaDragofelis I put off transitioning for at least 11 years (wanted to be a girl since I was 12, so as many as 17 years depending on how you count) and I don't recommend it. I'd give anything to transition at say, 18, and that was way back in 2005. The world was way more transphobic then." @lumpenrose i am a notorious piss slut lol @lumpenrose hheck >////> @cherubelly SAME IT'S SO NICE @cherubelly I'm getting a septum piercing soon too!! :3 @KellyEwer_AD I agree!! ^w^ @lucashoal All non-boys are welcome without question 💕💕💕 "NOTE: Preceding comments about the mole were in reference to it's placement on my tit. I've had that mole forever, it just wasn't on the left tit itself originally I don't think. I didn't develop a mole. Thankfully." @lumpenrose Please do! uwu @PwtyPrncss Cuteness confirmed 😍😍😍 "Whole lotta boys following me because of the tit pic lol Just so y'all know, I'm a lesbian. But as long as you don't act creepy, you can stay 💕" @cherubelly AAAAA THANK YOU FOR THE RT ILU 💕💕💕💕 "@taciturasa @JunipertheBunny Just in case it wasn't clear, block chain only blocks whatever list you're currently in before you run it. Never do it for who a person is following because you're right, that can easily backfire. (Also block chain will never block anyone you're following which helps)" @taciturasa @JunipertheBunny Only if you block the people said piece of shit is following which I never recommend. I'm talking about only blocking a piece of shit's followers. @JunipertheBunny Of course! Any time 💕💕💕 @FOURLUNG TRUE FACTS "Case in point just now: Mistress, just waking up: Did you put my hand on your boob so I'd wake up groping it? Me: Well your hand was already kinda there and I just nudged it a bit... *commence a solid 10 minutes where she's teasing, tickling, pinching & biting me while I holler*" @FOURLUNG imma a gay centipede :333 "(Insert the word stare/look/glare after ""life"")" @FOURLUNG i need 20 "I gave Mistress a very obvious ""Oh my goddess I've been a bratty sub my whole life"" while she grinned ear to fucking ear listening." "Thinking about the time my mom shared with Mistress how when I was a little kid I'd climb into mom & dad's bed on weekend mornings, my dad would tease me with tickles and I'd beg my mom to save me, only to immediately go back for more teasing as soon as she pulled me away." "Getting a basic checkup, in part as the beginning preparations for GRS (still months away tho) which is stressful enough, but it's also with a new doctor which is nerve-wracking as well" Even though I'm pretty sure it'll go fine the anxiety from my doctor's appointment tomorrow (today) is absolutely a contributing factor in me not being able to sleep rn Thank goddess I scheduled it at 3:40pm lol @FinalBossFemme @FOURLUNG seconded @FOURLUNG also is that a flamingo slipper because i love it @KellyEwer_AD Nearly 32 and I immediately saved it haha "@FOURLUNG oh hey we have the same taste in ""getting buzzed as fast as possible"" lol" @Calliethulhu EXTREMELY CURSED @octagonne CUTIE 😍😍😍 @ButchPuppy >/////> @hazelsbutt @ADirtyTrans hi you told me to find your selfie and i found this instead can i help with sucking??? @ButchPuppy hheck inflate me plz x.x @thelesbianfairy @ButchPuppy YES PLZ @ButchPuppy I do have a special love for pool toys~ @ButchPuppy I VOLUNTEER!! @AzazelAfterDark this is a fair tradeoff imo the first corporate twitter account to use the dummy thicc meme has already happened hasn't it @GoodWitchLeigh I'm too old to know what a Sneaky is but I noticed there were a ton of followers Mistress is mumbling in her sleep I love her so much :3 @Genderbird such a helpful birb @AliceAvizandum Your so goddamn cute 💕 @NightmareNympho hmmmm what could possibly have you thinking about this i wonder 🤔 @KellyEwer_AD YOU'RE SO HECKING SWEET GOSH 💕💕💕 @Stryc9Fuego also now i wanna write that story time travel-based transformation is hot @Stryc9Fuego heck you for using logic D:< @quatoria https://t.co/qEUb9wrCmY @EmilyGorcenski The crocodile's mouth is taller (bigger) than the back of the crocodile. I dunno that just always made sense to me. (also you have my permission to retweet okay i'll shut up about my tits now) @uselessneetgirl @JunipertheBunny ME EITHER can someone please go back in time show me this pic like ten years ago and explain that grey market HRT is a thing @SharpDressdDyke @JunipertheBunny YEP SAME @Genderbird heck yeah good night's sleep! (she said at 1:30am) "@SharpDressdDyke @JunipertheBunny Yeah and as I understand it, the new owner is just as bad at it as the last one was" @elysianechoes thanks i grew them myself! :3 @cherubelly https://t.co/rAYUpqcmAU @GoodWitchLeigh :333 @WynneDraught hhheck plz do >////> @WynneDraught gosh that would just make me orgasm a bunch is that really what you want D:< @WynneDraught heck they're also v enjoying of the kisses tbh~ uwu oh heck at this rate the mole might eventually disappear lol "(oh also I had starter boobs because I'm fat and I'm pretty sure I also had gynecomastia but they were much smaller than this when I started HRT 21 months ago) (as always, your mileage may vary!)" "I'm like, 80% sure that mole was NOT on my tit before I started HRT (It's weirdly hard to remember because of the dysphoria and all)" told y'all my tits were out of control they won't stop growing help D: (don't help) [cw nudity] i have an important announcement to make: boobs https://t.co/fWnsCgoBtZ @cherubelly All of these men are in their like 50s but I'd still watch this crossover @ASmolRobin Oh you get those too? D: hot take but movie sonic looks fine it's the part where he's gonna be helping a cop in the movie that sucks way more @Calliethulhu Everyone with access to a PC should use blockchain instead. There's an add-on for both Chrome and Firefox. Block all the followers of a few big TERF accounts and you get similar results to using a block list except you're the one overseeing it. @FOURLUNG Always 💕💕💕 @cherubelly hi this tweet destroyed me thanks x.x 💦💦💦💦 @deathpigeon extreme mood :/ @ACrimsonSun fsggrrsdfffrs >/////> @carrots_smith g'night!! 💕💕💕 "And thus, I perpetuate the cycle of advertising. I bet I have Appl*b**s blocked. They overcame it. But like, fuck it, I want to talk about this I dunno" @Kalindlara @norintha THIS is my setup :3 https://t.co/yeD5vu6WjD "@Kalindlara Those would be Jen's lol (aka @norintha, that's her in the picture)" @carrots_smith ganon took her away @ScribbledSmut Honestly she's such goals 😍 @carrots_smith I'm so goddamn worried about her. I would be overjoyed to find my worries weren't necessary. "It's really kinda stunning how quickly my shower routine ballooned into like 50 different things I need to do since transitioning. It's like, absolutely gender euphoria but also when did all this stuff sneak up on me? >.<" @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith subby girl's dicks ARE pretty cute that's a good point 🤔 @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith that's um wow >///< @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith Hmm think she might need a cage at some point? 🤔 @TheSecretCallie You deserve some new clothes!! :3 @Calliethulhu Might have to get Mistress to help enforce that one >.> @ACrimsonSun it's one of the best places to huff tbh 😍💦 @pissmancy @emuchaton @BlackDresses666 I REALLY CAN'T WAIT I'D BUY IT NOW IF I COULD 😭😭😭 @FrigidElfQueen Mine's 100% sub stuff lol @cyberslutfaye Like the good little drone you are! :3 @acutebitten A character from The Office @cyberslutfaye https://t.co/DDj2HZJBCk @pissmancy @emuchaton @BlackDresses666 omg I'm buying next paycheck 💕💕💕 @ y'all: https://t.co/TGOuHFpvvz @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen @Calliethulhu that reaction pretty much ensures that it was Dwight Schrute is a bratty sub @CeltThulhu They're @norintha's! (also that's her in the pictures but I forgot to @ her lol) Archimedes reacting to the pic of himself!!! 😍 https://t.co/mlsubltovw "@princessproto online flirting cold and hard, but can lead to in person flirting which is soft and warm! :3" @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @Calliethulhu WHOLESOME @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @Calliethulhu WAIT EVEN I MISSED THAT THAT'S SO CUTE @squidlarkin Hope you're doing mostly okay at least. Plural stuff is complicated :/ Even when Mistress is using my lap as a leg rest my little man knows where the good pets can be found 💕 :3 https://t.co/3yPyddomYZ @princessproto you're officially famous :D @Calliethulhu literally my favorite starter you have such good taste! :D @Calliethulhu TOTODILE GANG HECK YES "@chriskeles It varies. I don't know where Alice got her name from but she enjoys the Wonderland connotation. Kitty got her name from me, Joi got her name from a movie, and Iris needed some dragon-themed names so we had to go looking online for ideas." @maegodhavemercy Dunno. Won't boot up. Computer person of the household tried some stuff. We were going to upgrade soon anyway @FinalBossFemme tall dragon mom 😍😍😍 @MissPepper_Mint @rouge_kate OH HECK 😍😍😍 @trgrrl heck you have the cutest dang smile :3 thank goddess for phones at least >.> computer is well and truly borked :/ @ScribbledSmut 100% wholesome content @FrigidElfQueen Canadian Dominos tastes like lies D:< Mistress with a peeper who wanted to sit on her shoulder 😭😭😭 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/fF3SeDlXEB @Calliethulhu All Callie's Are the Best actually @Calliethulhu I know what *I* missed: You! D:< 😭💕 @carrots_smith Yeah I figured it was a voice chat thing lol "@TheSecretCallie *hugs* You're a really good friend too, Callie 💕💕💕" @carrots_smith wat https://t.co/zreHZK9Ddp @TheSecretCallie I don't understand why so many others have treated you both so terribly. You're both amazing people with good hearts. I also fundamentally get that neither of are perfect and that you're dealing with similar issues that we all are. I dunno. Words are hard. I feel like I get it. "@TheSecretCallie You deserve to set boundaries like that, especially given how shitty people are being to you. For what little it's worth, I understand where you're coming from and I fully support whatever changes you need to make. 💕💕💕" I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM OR DENY THIS pajama tits are out of control over here y'all https://t.co/8YyS0j9TVa @KittenFemme @carrots_smith I'm really happy you both found a more healthy way to interact with Twitter 💕💕💕 @FrigidElfQueen h-heck >////> 💦 @DoomGender heck yes we are >///> @DoomGender So often those qualities overlap when talking about robot girls >///> "@FinalBossFemme This thread is the best, thank you 💕💕💕" @nyaakat @imSyndrine 💕💕💕💕💕 @FinalBossFemme We finally get to be the sluts we always wanted to be! 💕 @Kaelyrhn @FinalBossFemme yeah but transphobes think we ALL are which is laughable "@FinalBossFemme It always makes me laugh when transphobes seriously think we're lonely virgins. Like, so many of us are polyam and there's STILL so much girldick to go around lol" "I was washing my hands in the kitchen sink, looked down and I seriously wondered if my shirt hadn't like, held the shape of my nipple as it was moved away from my tit, but no it turns out my tits are just sticking out that far now and I'm having trouble keeping up x.x" @squidlarkin >/////> (might try that later) @KittenFemme 😭😭😭😭 aaaaaaaaa love love 💕💕💕💕 @KittenFemme Aw heck I was wondering if I was one of those names >////> 💕😭💕 @KittenFemme Not much! You were missed 💕 @NightmareNympho *fellow lesbian holographic AI high five* @nyaakat @imSyndrine But I'm already your friend! :O @nyaakat @imSyndrine omg where do i sign up??? "Interesting that the 2000's really brought in the ""dragons must be wyverns"" fad. Reign of Fire might've been the first to start that fad. I miss hexapodal dragons." "Watching Reign of Fire, the movie that holds the distinction of being the first movie I ever saw that I hated. This time around: I've seen worse, I guess. Still not a great movie lol" @pissmancy @emuchaton The nicest "@squidlarkin Past me: I'm not trans because I don't have dysphoria! I fit every other definition but dysphoria is the most important one, right???" @Anarcho_Vampire Gosh you're gorgeous 😍 "@CartaMonir I'm really worried about her too. Terrified for her. It's hard to know what to do with those emotions. Retweeting that link is something, at least." @emuchaton y'all are too cute i'm pretty sure it's illegal D:< "@Addiestrogen Well, technically I had my first full body orgasm the first night on HRT, but that was probably all placebo. Beyond that, I find I really need help to get the girlgasms going, and I didn't start dating until about 5 months in." @AltZzzx @CookieCyboid Here we go! Literally had to scroll through days of my timeline to find this lol https://t.co/acvcmmLClo @Lewd_Dolly I'm convinced this one would be quite lost without me. What would these poor things did without us? -J @jacquelinefilm Same @CookieCyboid I mean these kind of interactions are to be expected when one surrounds oneself with queers. Source: That's my life too and what you said sounded like the kind of normal I strive for :3 @Genderbird I refuse to learn more about this tbh @ChapienFerret same hat :/ @CookieCyboid Heck your tits look amazing in that lighting @CaseyExplosion It's telling how quickly the transphobia was forgotten about. At least this time it seems like his terribleness will be remembered. "When your fucking *gender* is seen as a huge problem for society, it suddenly opens up a lot of freedom to express yourself however you want. Like if life has to be this shitty & transphobic, at least there are small silver linings." One weird side benefit of being trans in a transphobic society is it's a great incentive to get those tattoos/piercings/body mods you've always wanted but were worried you'd get judged too harshly for having. The average person on the street is already glaring at you anyway. I just... I see when cis women get extra brownie points for simply not being heartless bigots against us and it's hard to not feel bitter about it eventually. As if love for trans people is only palatable when it's delivered by a cis person. That hurts. """Famous cis actor is so amazing for not thinking trans women are monsters!!!"" is something that really should be so obviously exhausting (at best) to have to say, even to cis people, but I guess it isn't." "I mean, I dunno, so many cis people are far worse. Maybe this is worth congratulating. I'm just an extremely tired trans woman. This open letter is fantastic and should be celebrated. I'm just tired." "But can we ease up on the ""we don't deserve her! 😭"" takes? She didn't even write the thing ffs. This is even less effort than getting her to say ""Trans rights!"" at some event or something." "Like, this is literally how celebrity endorsements work. Thompson herself probably thought, ""Hey, my name will probably get this message seen by more people because I'm famous"" and she was right and it was a good thing she did it." "The existence of this letter is obviously a good thing, as is the fact that a famous actor is among the women (presumably mostly cis women, the optics of which is also a good thing) who signed it, but I'm kinda weirded out that Emma Thompson is the one being focused on here." @CookieCyboid big lesbian super villain is my favorite aesthetic "@Stryc9Fuego I thought of that too, and imagine if she had actually put that explanation in the text and then showed the readers how obviously inhumane that was. Suddenly it's a metaphor for bigotry. Crude and simplified, maybe, but still potentially a powerful message." @Lewd_Dolly This system sometimes needs to be reminded of that as well~ -J @LaSouvarine @trojanphoenix Oh yeah it absolutely makes sense in hindsight. I'm just kinda shocked it took so many of us so long too figure this out. At least we did eventually I guess? "@scuuts YEP AND I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT It's such a horrifying racist/classist metaphor. ""Don't try to help those poors! Deep down they don't actually want freedom and will just use that money on drugs and alcohol""" "@trojanphoenix @Kalindlara Like I can imagine her thinking ""I want to tackle these subjects without getting too far out of my lane or into the weeds by making it too real, so uhh it's magic! Magical race! I make the rules, they actually love it."" And that only works if you NEVER think about it beyond that" "@trojanphoenix @Kalindlara That's kinda my story too. Like it's easy to get lulled in the belief that it's acceptable because the text explicitly says they canonically enjoy enslavement, which is wild because if you think about it that says way more terrible things about Rowling herself." "@totallyhealthie @Genderbird That's... I guess kind of a relief, if this is the world we have to live in." "Also there was absolutely no reason for S.P.E.W. to exist as a punchline. Like, all of this is such an obviously smouldering trash fire of a concept. I might've been an ignorant teenager at the time but what's everyone else's excuse?" "And that idea toyed with a bit in the context of house elf enslavement, but she still stubbornly maintains that no, house elves really DO prefer being enslaved. There's a non-movie house elf who literally becomes traumatized by Dobby giving her clothing (thus freeing her). Yikes" "What's especially bizarre about house elves is that Rowling could've EASILY used them as one of her NUMEROUS examples of how Wizard society, for all it's magic, was deeply flawed." "@Genderbird But for us it's ""Become an adult, THEN wait 3 years. Yep, 3 years of sober college, 3 years of sober military service if you enlist. Easy, right?"" Even if most people do in fact ignore that, the ""cheating a few years"" only puts it at what Europeans call baseline." "@Genderbird I think there's something to your idea that us allowing it later in life affects things tho. Over there, even the dorky approach is only waiting until the last moments of childhood. So cheating a bit into your mid teens doesn't seem as bad." @Genderbird Underage drinking is absolutely a thing in the US. In rural areas especially it's the norm. But I agree that it does seem like the stigma surrounding it is WAY stronger in the US. I was one of the rare dorks who waited until I was 21 tho lol "@Genderbird I mean ""stay hydrated"" is kind of a gamer/meme thing now I think? Might stem from that somewhat. I so rarely drink I hadn't noticed this trend tbh. Sounds annoying tho." "You ever stop and think ""Wow JK Rowling literally tried to sell us the idea of a fictional race of people who enjoy being enslaved and even worse, the vast majority of us completely bought it""? I can't even abstractly put me back in the mindset I was in when I was okay with that" "@cyberwitchlexi I follow you because I consider you a friend, fwiw But yeah, it's a really broken system. It's great that some of us try to be mindful of our influence & following but it's also fucked up that there's that much pressure on us to begin with. Not sure what the answer is." "So much of Rowling's awfulness seems at once both embarrassingly obvious in hindsight yet also really difficult (for me, at least) to properly summarize. This is by far the most comprehensive summarization of Rowling's fall from grace that I've yet read." "Not only was I a politically ignorant teenager at the time, I was (and unfortunately still am) an American, so a lot of the culture that informed how the series' was constructed had to be learned after the fact by me. It's really illuminating to have it all laid out like this." @GoodWitchLeigh I mean same but I also have the other kind of PMS too lol 😭 "This is an incredibly cathartic read if you're a former Potter fan who's felt betrayed by Rowling getting more and more obviously terrible over the years. ""If you gaze long into the abyss of JK Rowling’s political instincts, Cornelius Fudge will gaze back into you.""" @Lunar_Opals It helped a lot of trans people hatch from what I hear. It's why I try to retweet it every now and then :3 "@phantasmtrap @ScribbledSmut Yeah, dysphoria's a bitch like that :/" "@KellyEwer_AD I didn't get as close as some did, but I spent the better part of a decade on 4ch*n which is why I will occasionally try to see it from their perspective, even if only abstractly. A bunch of young people are legitimately getting brainwashed by that site." "@KellyEwer_AD Like, given the right mindset, it as sounds ridiculous to claim ""irony will become true belief every time"" And that's why this is terrifying. That's how they get you." "@KellyEwer_AD I try to imagine a hypothetical 4ch*nner, one who's arguing honestly & truly believes that sort of thing can exist ironically without ever being infected by real bigotry. And I think that person is (very slightly) justified in being incredulous." (And this is all assuming you take 4ch*nners at their word which they themselves will tell you is not a great idea. But I think it's still fair to say that fascism would do this even if they all truly initially believed this was only a prank) "This was a ""trick"" right up until actual white supremacists were using it. One of the weirdest & scariest qualities of fascism and bigotry is they will infect anywhere their language and tools are utilized, even if the original intent was ironic or used to prank others." @HeckingJen B O R G @EmiiKhaos Nipplegasms for me are powerful enough I can orgasm without cumming :3 Mistress is VERY good at doing that to me it's so unfair 😭 @EmiiKhaos Oh yeah my most intense girlgasms are usually caused by my nipples tbh That's another thing about HRT that I love: I got bonus erogenous zones! :3 @Kentabooboo @zephyromatic OMG I'M SO HAPPY FOR Y'ALL 😭💕💕💕💕💕 @pissmancy thank u so much tbh 😭 @ExistentialEnso Exactly. That's part of what I was getting at. It's horrifying how many of my trans siblings have to live with this for years. YEARS. "@WilloIllo My genital dysphoria is bad enough, one of our headmates can't even front anymore. Joi did try switching Kat for Iris during this last dysphoria spike and it helped a little. I had actually forgotten about that until you mentioned switching during dysphoric moments." @ExistentialEnso Really wish I could convey to cis people just how nightmarish this can feel. @BoredHornyNerdy @ScribbledSmut yeah I'm not seeing the downside here "It's wild just how agonizing it can feel sometimes. It never crosses into what I'd call ""pain"" per se. It's really hard to describe. Agony's the only word for it. Luckily those moments aren't every day, but regardless fuck dysphoria and genital dysphoria in particular D:<" @KellyEwer_AD Yup that sounds about right 😭 Cannot get this thing inverted fast enough tbh "Earlier today I had a moment of really intense genital dysphoria. About a year ago I had a similarly agonizing day with it. Happy to see the most severe it gets is a ""once a year"" kind of thing but also I was just starting to wonder if that one spike was a one time thing 😭" @ExistentialEnso YUP It's wild how much better they feel now I love it 😭 "@KellyEwer_AD I mean, I avoided it by working retail instead which is its own kind of hell lol" "It's hard to remember just how shitty orgasms used to feel for me pre-HRT. Like, obviously they felt good but I had no idea what I was really missing." @ScribbledSmut I know right? smdh at the boring-ass cishets @ScribbledSmut Goals Those Z cups ain't gonna support themselves "@ScribbledSmut No possible way any of that could go wrong, I approve" @lewdspacegem what about my face instead :3 "I remember I once had a friend tell me ""You're not a man until you've worked in food service and spent a night in jail."" Happy to report: Never done either, and I'm now living as a girl lol" @NightmareNympho Everyone should get high using bootleg shit at least once in their lives "@Storakatten That's the term we and many other systems use, yeah" "@ZJemptv Like I was 17 at the time and even I was like ""Oh yeah I guess the cishets WERE terrified of butts back then..."" We've come so far lol" @MOOMANiBE (also I've literally done this lol) @calliecatte @cuddlyfoxgirl Sometimes endos are overly cautious. It's hard to know for sure. Patience without letting them never increase I guess? In general it's never a bad thing to inquire about I'd say. Trusting a doctor over a rando on Twitter is probably better lol @ScribbledSmut i mean that's beneficial given how far it's gonna be shoved down my throat :3 "@MOOMANiBE gay but like, in a straight way" @ScribbledSmut now I'm hungry for girlmeat thanks D:< @cuddlyfoxgirl @calliecatte Yeah I started on 2mg and I'm on 8mg less than 2 years later but everyone's body is different. Waiting to ask about an increase is fine if you already asked recently but I'd recommend never waiting too long to ask again. "@calliecatte @cuddlyfoxgirl It might be worth talking to your endo about increasing your E but yeah, staying on T blockers is important." @FrigidElfQueen I hear the room service is better anyway :V @NightmareNympho wow you're permanently an obedient drone now :3c @ASmolRobin @nyaakat HRT is literal magic @nyaakat @ASmolRobin right???? x.x @ASmolRobin @nyaakat oof that even made me shiver >.> @nyaakat @FOURLUNG p̘̠͎͎̞͓ͩu͙͍͎̳͓̿̿ͮͬͣ̿ͣ́ͅp̴p͔͕͙̟͋̍̎̽̔y̓̌͝ ̹̱͍̟̓̔͗̀͗ͯͅc̫͕̤̪̼̹ͬͭͮͧ͂ͭ ͖ͣͦ̀ͭǒ̞̟̒ͮ ̮̻̺̦̄n͍̹̖̟̠̆ ̩̠̯̻̭͉̭̂ͧ͋̓̚͠s͎̼ ̰͋ͦ͑u̥̩̞͖̱͍͔ͧ̐͑ͩ ̥̣̣̖ͭ̅ͭ̄̇̚m̸̙͎̼̐̈́̿̋̿͂ͮ ̖̲̳ͦ̀ͧ͌͒̔̀e̤̪ͭͧ ̹̰̠̰͕̼̈͌̇͐̃ͥͤ @SteampunkPenny @nyaakat yes Mistress >/////< @nyaakat heck same honestly >////> @nyaakat just makes you cuter by the sound of it @ExistentialEnso I'm extremely gay. Boys are unfortunately kinda hot sometimes D:< So I'm about the same @Chopin_42 EXACTLY "@NightmareNympho I literally retweeted after reading ""futch crocodile girl"" that concept is so powerful" angels https://t.co/UjVsZnnNVo 🐱 Dec 19 vs March 3 🐱 Archimedes is growing up so fast 😭 https://t.co/V7JU5YpAgp love my weird son 💕 https://t.co/1cWBvWx5tO @ScribbledSmut This sounds like Fi support D: @ASmolRobin p-plz 😭💕 @elysianechoes no @Kentabooboo @zephyromatic OMG CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @TrancewithMe I WAS GONNA SAY This is bullshit I had no idea Australia got a cuter version of possums D:< computer won't boot up today's cancelled also being on a broken sleep schedule means i'm missing being around my girlfriends trying to figure out how best to solve this house is sometimes (sometimes) too crowded-feeling so i'll wait until everyone's in bed before letting myself unwind ... only to feel lonely and mildly frightened/unsettled by the dark this has happened for a few days now x_x "Going to bed anxious, getting a full night's sleep, then waking up immediately anxious again suuuuucks x.x" "@gwen_no_fear Oof, you're near Chicago? That's a bit of a drive lol. But if you're ever in the area... five cute girls and all you can smoke pot~ 😘" @NightmareNympho wow mood @gwen_no_fear I'm in a house filled with them but we're in Colorado :/ @Quinn__tessence Still cute as heck tho :3 The Sixth Sense @ACrimsonSun 😘😍💙🖤 "@erinbanneret I mean that's mostly what I'm doing too. I've had many connections outgrow this place, I just like seeing them all often. But yeah, ultimately all this has to be temporary." @NewGenderWhoDis @GoodWitchLeigh why can't life be a porn plot tho? :V [cw drugs] We're going to get really high tonight. Kat's been needing this. -J In other words: Tweets both defending and criticizing it from a week ago weren't talking about the actual contents of the movie itself. Please keep that in mind. "Can someone preemptively let all the other leftists about to criticize Captain Marvel know that there was a pre-existing, pre-release backlash against it which was fueled entirely by misogyny, as well as a backlash against the backlash because of said misogyny." catspreading (he's fell asleep like this) https://t.co/g6mqBz1OEa @VOID_FRIEND Agreed 💕 @Triclilith oh i better help you spread the word by retweeting! @carrots_smith YOU'RE THE GOOF I WAS SERIOUSLY CRYING Not mad. Too overwhelmed with happy to be mad. Dork >:P "@maegodhavemercy I could force myself to make Discord that place I guess, but I'm so used to just following my lizard brain when it comes to internet use. Whatever I'm drawn too. That's 18 years (Jesus really that long? fuck) of habit to break" "@maegodhavemercy Yeah, I have all my friends on Discord too. But it's less about ""How do I keep in touch?"" and more ""Where can I go that's entertaining and somewhere I generally want to be on its own, while also being a place all my friends are too?""" "Not even saying that I want to leave, just that I wish everyone would stay forever lol Just working through some stuff I guess." "Intentionally or not, Twitter facilitates the making of friends only to then hold you hostage here with those same friends. If you leave, you won't see them as often. Maybe not at all." "I need a more stable social life than ""Hang out on Twitter all day."" Too many people leave for that to be a good long-term plan. The friends I made here are still my friends, but I wish there was a better/safer place to congregate so I could see them all reliably more often." "Crying because a friend is leaving Twitter is a silly reason to cry, I'm kinda silly sometimes." "@EeveeRespecter It's important to do what you feel is most safe for yourself. But I'm gonna miss you a lot, Charlotte. You're without question one of my closest friends I've met through Twitter. I guess I'll see you on Discord occasionally, at least. Let's not become strangers, okay? 💕💕💕" "@XylariaVG @CaseyExplosion @transscribe I dropped a shoe size as well. It's impossible to know without being properly studied, but anecdotally it seems like one of those ""common uncommon"" things. Like it's uncommon but I hear about it happening often." @emuchaton your such a good dick sucker emu "Yeah sex is great, and so is gender euphoria, but have you ever combined the two? Because that shit is on another level." Seeing trans people have awesome sex gives me life "@GoodWitchLeigh Getting a little bit tired of liberals not hearing about how their fave has absolutely already said/done some problematic shit on twitter dot com See also: ""JK Rowling? What's wrong with her?""" "@NightmareNympho I just completely associate that symbol with the ""Don't fist robot girls"" meme now even though I know it's originally an entirely non-kinky thing lol" "@NightmareNympho Right above your crotch, I assume? :P" "Assuming neither of their final evolutions are trash, I think I'm literally gonna roll with both Sobble and Scorbunny for Pokemon Sword. Especially if they open up Pokemon Bank for Switch before Gen 8 hits, breeding an extra Scorbunny then starting a new game is easy." "@SteampunkPenny Binx is like ""What? There's plenty of room, shut up""" oh wait donald trump actually hugged the american flag yeah okay (roommate made really awesome food that she spent hours on but i'm too damn picky about what herbs i like the taste of so it's too much for me x_x) @SaraMelodyZT wow me too! :D @emuchaton I'M LOOKIN IT'S SO CUTE :3 "@NightmareNympho I'm just floored because like, most of the reason I love Charmander is because of Charizard D:<" @NightmareNympho WHAT THE FUCK @NightmareNympho you take that back you monster @NightmareNympho oh heck i think i need that upgrade >/////> @emuchaton @pissmancy this is it the hottest sentence ever written @NightmareNympho OMG I LOVE THEM BOTH 😍😍😍 "@emuchaton ""kinda""" First one I'm naming Laserbeak because I can't not. Last one refused to sit down and wouldn't shut up it was adorable 😍 @pissmancy looks goddamn delicious if i'm being honest :3c We can finally handle the peepers!!! 😍🐣💕 https://t.co/LfkYr3cwh3 fellow artists: you ever stop and think about hands are so inherently weird and wrong-looking even when they're accurately drawn despite the fact that they're literally what we're using to draw them @tiptransformed @PrissyOrcGF listen i will deny all claims that i was subtweeting her specifically 👀 @cyberwitchlexi count dooku was a notorious slut @ChapienFerret that's because landlords have no functional purpose and literally do nothing :D @EeveeRespecter @q_izzical I feel extremely justified in being too scared to stop taking it then >.< @XylariaVG Supposedly it's because February was the least popular month in like ancient Rome I think? February is only 3 days shorter than the longest of months and yet it always goes by so quickly you'd swear it was missing more like 5 or 6 days "@trgrrl ah yes, the millennial trans girl mantra" [cw nudity] snek tiddies are always goals honestly just scaley tids in general tbh @sudo_bee Oh hey you described what my life will be in like 8 or so months lol :V @gwen_no_fear It's almost as if such an accusation is extremely serious and has justifiably massive consequences for a person's life if there's any validity to it 🤔 Seriously it's the people who shrug off such an accusation that you should be side-eyeing. The fuck kind of logic is this? (this is both a statement of fact and a request~) bald girls just heck me up okay @30_Helens new headcanon acquired @YumiScott I dunno to me they look queerer and queerer but gaydar is not an exact science. @pissmancy @NightmareNympho @emuchaton @HORSETRAUMA we're gonna need to test this to be sure tho (also yay new cutie to follow! :3) @NightmareNympho @pissmancy @emuchaton emu's ass is impossible butts are so good tho really appreciate that the pokemon player characters just keep getting gayer tbh https://t.co/CT9YiAA0mP @pissmancy oh heck! well just remember to stay hydrated :3c "@riffwitch I hear so many trans lesbians talk about their friends calling them lesbians when they were eggs and I really wish I had that experience too lol Would've been some of my earliest gender euphoria feels, I suspect. I just looked and acted too much like a cishet guy I guess 🤷‍♀️" "@pissmancy on a cutie, i presume?" "@deathpigeon Definitely true. I'm pretty sure we've talked about this, but I STRONGLY believe if the societal pressures to be cis weren't present, a LOT of people who are cis right now would transition. And I'm not talking about eggs or trans folks in the closet." "@deathpigeon It's so much more fun when you're not tbh! I mean, I assume cis people like being cis I guess but heck I'd rather be trans :3" "But in all seriousness: Desiring to be, for example, a lesbian when you think you're a cishet guy is your soul trying to tell you what it needs. Listen to it." "PROTIP: If you really wish you were gay but the gender you're into makes it seem hetero, there's a pretty easy workaround :V" @elysianechoes LOOK I mean same lol. I don't think Geminis are supposed to get along with each other tho? "I'm such a disaster gay that for over a decade I was like ""Gee lesbians are cool and I'd love to be one but OH WELL""" Clueless cis people: i cAN gUEsS anYOnE's geNdEr aNd gEnITalS bY lOoKinG aT thEm Me: Please stop talking. "@PrissyOrcGF goals, i presume? :3" You ever think about your gorgeous trans friends and then get low key kinda furious that cis people will just up and misgender them like cis people know anything about gender smdh @NightmareNympho @PrissyOrcGF She's all those things you're right! And you're a melty sub >:3 "@ASmolRobin @emmagamma can confirm, if i saw you in public i'd say ""Robin!! How did you end up in Colorado without telling me???"" but then i'd say ""dang 😳""" @LewdyOrcGF @Penny_Underbust oh heck now i have! 😍 "@NightmareNympho @PrissyOrcGF ms ""i'm not a sub"" over here falling to her knees after the slightest push from a good domme wow I mean our Warchief IS pretty amazing, I guess we'll just chalk it up to that :P" @LewdyOrcGF Cake's tiddie art is extremely goals tbh :3 @ASmolRobin I could tell! I've seen that comic before and it's one of my favorites X3 "@emuchaton i can feel the overwhelming gay energy 1,000+ miles away omg" "@PrissyOrcGF Your glowup is without a doubt one of the most stunning and powerful I've ever seen. I'm so, so, so goddamn happy for you, Morgan! Here's to a second amazing year of HRT! :3 💕💕💕" @NightmareNympho @PrissyOrcGF awwww she thinks she can resist! :3c UPDATE: Operating at [■■■■■■■□□□] 70% Kat Majority of system processes now at functional levels @ASmolRobin (also i've seen that comic before and i love that it's on a shirt >w<) @ASmolRobin Speaking as a sapphic dinosaur fan: Yes. Extremely. :3c @NightmareNympho OMG I LOVE HOW FAST YOU'RE GETTING THEM LOL Gonna schedule my first any day now :3 @NightmareNympho I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SCROLL THAT FAR LUCRETIA I am a Gemini and that's why I'm not a great time Hey D:< @NightmareNympho no subbiness here! https://t.co/bWe8PDB2FC @NightmareNympho https://t.co/VsfW04Ykkn @SissaDreki this art was made for me 😍💕 PLEASE NINTENDO "Media: This female character is straight. Me: Sapphic? Media: No, straight. Me: Sapphic, got it. Media: S-T-R... Me: S-A-P..." @Anarcho_Vampire these might me the most cursed tweets I've ever seen thanks @Anarcho_Vampire I feel especially called out the sex is just better for starters really can't recommended being gay enough tbh @pissmancy @emuchaton my feed has been even gayer than usual thank you heroes "@gwen_no_fear ""tired of girldick being shoved down my throat"" https://t.co/VUTb8T2JN1" @deathpigeon I have no such thing. I don't even have a license anymore lol @deathpigeon @SlayZeKyriarchy Bonus: This will probably counteract global warming @deathpigeon I mean literally me tho Me: I'm an artist Also me: Wait how do I draw my fursona's head again UPDATE: Operating at [■■□□□□□□□□] 20% Kat I think it snowed last night https://t.co/2bQ81kt5wm @Estrus_flask lol yeah but I'm usually suffering from artist's block and executive dysfunction Here's a thread of art I've made in the past that I don't completely hate now: https://t.co/h6Pi4inT5o slept for an hour tonight this is probably fine @MaiaFranklyn Thank you! I'm way more proud of it now than I was when I posted the borked version lol All I've drawn of my fursona's current design is her character sheet and I kinda hate it. What should I doodle Lara the jackalope doing? :3 also also me: *posts fixed version at 5am local time* "me: love rendering light in my digital art made in photoshop also me: *puts the tinted light layer on ""multiply"" like it's literally the opposite of light*" HI THIS WAS BUGGING ME SO MUCH I LITERALLY COULDN'T SLEEP BUT I FIXED IT RETWEET THIS ONE INSTEAD PLEASE #PokemonSwordShield #ScorbunnySquad https://t.co/QBC2TV3Brc "@OhMiaGod One of the weirdest parts of transitioning imo For me it's like, slightly validating, kinda funny, but also pretty depressing. Like the first time I got mansplained to lol" @ASmolRobin was literally trying to find the best way to incorporate this gif into a reply you know me so well https://t.co/bbXeScZuAm cuties spit in my mouth and pee on me challenge 2k19 @ASmolRobin @pissmancy @emuchaton I'm pretty sure Emu's middle name is wholesome @FOURLUNG I'm excited to hear it! :3 really bad stomach ache keeping us awake now at least we got an hour of sleep x_x keep having mini panic attacks and it's keeping me awake too tired to be bothered much by it tho 🙃🙃🙃 @SixArmedSweater @oannablue being human was so boring we're glad we finally stopped that shit @Kaelyrhn working on it x.x Operating at [■□□□□□□□□□] 10% Kat so incredibly drained but we can't sleep x.x @OneLameShark oh no!!! D: "@jamesCportis3 @FinalBossFemme I don't do commissions, sorry :/" @FinalBossFemme I need to redraw her. Or draw her again at all lol. I don't really love this character sheet >.> https://t.co/THIk8KJaez I think it's clear where I stand on the paws vs maws debate "what if scorbunny, but like more, you know... *makes bunny ears with her fingers and hops around* #PokemonSwordShield #ScorbunnySquad https://t.co/sJmzPpRZDn" (This might sound obvious to some but it took me years to figure out >////>) "Tip for digital artists who struggle with hyper-focusing on details: Never zoom in more than 100%. No one but you will ever look at it closer than that, so don't worry about it." @pissmancy @emuchaton big fan of the hijinx tbh @MaiaFranklyn This is some high-quality teasing omg 💕💕💕 they used my likeness and we are discussing a lawsuit D:< @ACrimsonSun soooooooo many littles are trans girls it's pretty adorable imo :3c @Triclilith okay but like the real reason i won't is because the edible just hit @Triclilith i could make some educated guesses but you're cuter when you're all confident and sure of yourself like that so i'll refrain :3 @Triclilith heck off you're a disaster gay like the rest of us and you know it D:< "Attention lesbians: Yes, they can tell you have a crush on them. I know, I was shocked too. We all were." @emuchaton @pissmancy sounds like something a rat would do tbh @elysianechoes SHE IS :333 @pissmancy @girlfriendcx @emuchaton so excite!! :333 "Definitely one of those ""1,000 tries to get even a halfway decent selfie"" kinda days :/ https://t.co/Z0LG24zUAA" New soft fren!! :333 🐷🐷🐷 https://t.co/QmBZ4EkbmY @BootlegGirl @jacquelinefilm I dunno who that is but I understand false positives happen! No worries 💕 "@ADirtyTrans @pissmancy @emuchaton Can confirm, just heard Emu in the car speakers lol" @pissmancy @emuchaton THIS IS SO CUTE OMG 💕💕💕💕💕 @MissPepper_Mint @piperwantsahug I mean if you're ever up in Colorado I might know someone~ @NightmareNympho wow mood "@M_Nerdskull Given the bandages of their feet and nose, I think yet another Fire/Fighting typing is really likely unfortunately :/" "@CookieCyboid I mean, for me it's all kinda moot since surgery is happening later this year. Testosterone in my body just scares me so much 😭 I'm gonna ask my endo about all this next time I see him." @CookieCyboid I actually thought of what you've described with your experience when I heard about this. I don't think spiro is really helping me either tbh. But I'm too afraid to go off it now >_> @pissmancy @emuchaton I knew her butt was legendary but I'm still kinda blown away tbh @jacquelinefilm @BootlegGirl *follows* Now you can DM me too if you'd prefer 💕 "@jacquelinefilm @BootlegGirl That sounds familiar, now i remember. Yeah I have no opinion on that game and I don't have any issue with her essay 💕" "@jacquelinefilm @BootlegGirl As for checking if it was an accident... only if you think that would be appropriate. But I gotta say, given the evidence I think it was an intentional block, which will sate my curiosity but probably still bum me out :/ I would like to know tho" @deathpigeon @BootlegGirl Yeah it seems kinda wide spread. Block chains and block lists don't block folks you follow (and I bet she was following you too?) so I'm worried this was all intentional for some reason :/ "@jacquelinefilm @BootlegGirl I've never played that game and haven't spoken about it recently. I think I commented on a friend's thread about it maybe 6 month ago? I don't know what the obvious reasoning for that is, but that's okay." @KhorriBat @BootlegGirl Block chains don't block people you're following tho :/ @NightmareNympho Blocklists don't block people you're following if I remember correctly? Other people are saying they were blocked by her too? Blockchain and block lists won't block people you're following and her and I were mutuals. The best explanation is it was intentional. I dunno. "It means very little to apologize if you don't know what you're apologizing for, but at the same time I hate the thought that I've upset a friend. For that at least I'm sorry." "A block just seems so harsh. I've been softblocked by a friend once in the past. I took the hint and never refollowed. I guess I'll take the hint here. I'm just gonna live with some difficult to swallow ""what did I do?"" feelings for the rest of the day." .@BootlegGirl blocked me after being being mutuals for... hell possibly like 2 years now? Ugh. I hope it was an accident but I'm afraid to find out if it was something I did :/ I hate this feeling. @ImpaledOnAPyre Wow same :3 @a_alice_nsfw *bounces* :333 "@Esper_Lily Also Colorado is gorgeous and if you stay in the northern areas, the people are super awesome :P" "Had to get this pose out of my head, we'll see where it leads https://t.co/mu5EXexETi" @Kate_Bunni oh heck yes :3c @lara_santaella imma thirsty flower okay @pissmancy @pup2nogood @emuchaton 👀👀👀👀💦 @Chopin_42 (also Mistress will be able to turn me on and off at will with it >/////>) @Chopin_42 My tribute to Sense8 and one of the most inspiring characters in all of fiction to me 💕 https://t.co/MrdMH9Ce6C Gonna be scheduling my first tattoo soon 👀 @pissmancy @emuchaton i've consulted a team of gay trans experts and the results are in: these are true facts "@Kate_Bunni Oh nice, it's horrible for even more reasons. So yeah, blocking on site >.>" @pissmancy @emuchaton i mean it's hard not to love dick it's one of the best things "@Kate_Bunni The scare I'm talking about, the one where when I see that face it's really fucks me up, is entirely real. I don't know of any other ""scares"" that could be relevant here." @ScribbledSmut You're entirely forgiven since you weren't the one who posted it 💕💕💕 "@ScribbledSmut If she wants me to unblock her, let me know in DMs and I will in a day or two (otherwise I'll forget to)." @jamesCportis3 OH WAIT ALSO PUMPKABOO AND GOURGEIST ARE GRASS TYPES D:< @ScribbledSmut (It's okay I just blocked the person who posted it) (But yeah kinda ironic lol) @jamesCportis3 Grass types in general bore me to tears. But I really love Torterra! :3 I'm going to be blocking people who post that giant eyed monster girl thing onto my feed. @ScribbledSmut this showed up on my feed because you replied :/ not mad but pretty unnerved x.x @pissmancy @emuchaton this is so good! 😍 "@DeciusNero eBay! There's not many Haunter plushies so an eBay search should turn up several of these. I believe it's a knock off (given its price which was only $20 IIRC), but I personally don't care (Blastoise is probably a knock off too)." @ScribbledSmut She's such a big girl!! I keep thinking she should probably live on my bed instead tbh >.> help i'm running out of room for new poké frens https://t.co/FrZ37QEQ2x i'm sorry i'm weak ... I... kinda want to play Fortnite now "@Triclilith Not to call someone who's currently an egg an egg, but like... that boy is notoriously an egg." @emuchaton 1000% accurate I absolutely love how garish he looks https://t.co/9F92MeACPT @NightmareNympho It feels good to obey! :3 @PrissyOrcGF @ToriLee99675536 OH HECK CONGRATS Really itching to make some Scorbunny fan art >.> wow accidental lewd typo nice @hazelsbutt Probably! @NightmareNympho https://t.co/OKXZ4vzytH I also fucking love Charmander but I Squirtle so much more Gen V: I dislike them all equally sorry Gen VII & VIII: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE https://t.co/DuWRdIlQ6O "I had a good relationship with my father, but he's been dead for more than half my life so I think my score is 0.5" @RuthRaise Heck yes you're so welcome!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @XxBIGBADBATTYxX Cutie!! 😍💕 @ClockworkQTDoll Battle Zen players are valid :3 I love Pharah but I can't play her for shit. Leading shots and timing the flying to conserve fuel is a lot to juggle. I probably should try to make her part of my rotation tho since I don't really main any long range dps character atm @emuchaton @pissmancy oh heck cute & gay! :3c @Triclilith Girls and enbies just don't play fair it's bullshit D:< @Triclilith I'm crushing on at least 20 different cuties at any given moment tbh @Triclilith RIGHT??? IT'S SO UNFAIR @AuntieEnid Oh heck that makes me so happy to hear! So glad we can help!!! 💕💕💕 As my girlfriend words it: Hope & corruption 💕 @Lewd_Dolly I'm so proud of my banner lol @lumpenrose https://t.co/YCEbSIODbS "Just had to softblock someone who doesn't like seeing trans people being sexualized and made a point to say so on a retweet of mine while @'ing me and the OP. Like, why are you following me? My bio is pretty damn lewd." "I guess I need to remind my followers occasionally: I'm an extremely sex-positive trans woman who is horny on main A LOT. I do content warnings when I remember and when it makes sense, but the best way to avoid seeing my lewdness is not to follow me, savvy?" @StebMcDreb @M_Nerdskull I mean inflation DOES make it better @medicatedboy Oh yeah that counts! I personally never liked the term pegasister. I still use the term brony. To me it should be gender neutral. BUT being trans I understand why some fans might be particular about the term lol @cassiecutie4 @WilloIllo I'm here to chat about this stuff anytime! I love hearing about the stories of other trans people! @CuddlePotato Joi wants to do that for us too. We feel very lucky 💕💕💕 "@FrigidElfQueen I mean, if you're taking volunteers..." "@Quasinym I mean, me also gay so probably :V" Mega-gay-tron!!! https://t.co/bh1mPPCIp8 @Pyrrha_Pyrrhon Awwww that's awesome!!! :3 @Pyrrha_Pyrrhon What moment? @ASmolRobin wink wink saynomore~ 😉 Turns out System Administrator was an even more apt title for headmate Joi than I initially realized. There's a lot she can do. Often behind the scenes. This is all very fascinating and weirdly comforting. "If this night is not forever At least we are together I know I'm not alone I know I'm not alone Anywhere, whenever Apart, but still together I know I'm not alone I know I'm not alone" @maegodhavemercy Too Many Pinkie Pies LIED You can NEVER have too many Pinkie Pies! D:< (I also have a poster of her signed by Andrea Libman but it's made out to my deadname rip me x.x.) @maegodhavemercy Here we go! 🎈🎈🎈 https://t.co/TOHxS9O6Tk "@maegodhavemercy Lemme see if I can find any pictures of my (currently in storage, but only temporarily) Pinkie Pie collection...." "@maegodhavemercy Don't worry, that describes me too :P" @a_alice_nsfw @WilloIllo @cassiecutie4 Go for it 💕 @BuniDoom also https://t.co/fyQEkwezkr @BuniDoom Here you go! https://t.co/h6Pi4inT5o @DevourerRose Yeah most of my embarrassment is gone after venting about it. I have two times I usually want to draw: - 2am - Never Self diagnosing so often feels like sticking your neck out and risking making an ass of yourself. "I guess maybe I misused a plural term in the plural Discord I'm in and while no one was even a tiny bit upset, I got so embarrassed and ashamed. It was helpfully suggested that I read the FAQ they have, but now I'm scared of finding out that none of the descriptions apply to me." @WilloIllo @cassiecutie4 I've really enjoyed this conversation too! 💕 "@cassiecutie4 @WilloIllo I felt a lot of envy towards systems too. Then I realized I was a We. Same thing happened with being trans, actually. I was very jealous of trans women before I figured out I was one." "@cassiecutie4 @WilloIllo Yeah I told the ""Wouldn't be worth it if I couldn't have ALL the right parts"" lie to myself a lot too. What's ironic is that was probably a small portion of my unrecognized dysphoria poking through. I really, really wanted a uterus. I still do!" "@cassiecutie4 @WilloIllo Oh, you made it sound like you transitioned at 31, my bad lol" "@WilloIllo @cassiecutie4 A lot of systems end up meeting their past selves as headmates. We haven't yet, and we really don't think we will? Though saying that is just asking for it to happen lol" @cassiecutie4 @WilloIllo Yeah life before I transitioned seems so disconnected from who I am. @cassiecutie4 @Ally_Krasowski @WilloIllo I wanted reincarnation to be real SO BADLY before I figured it out. "@cassiecutie4 @WilloIllo It's kinda wild to me that both of us transitioned at around the same time (I was 29) and yet I had the info for almost two thirds of my life. Everyone's eggshell needs different approaches, I guess." "@WilloIllo @cassiecutie4 Oh yeah I got called the f-slur a ton. Also simply ""gay"" Basically the bullying my parents worried I'd get for being gay I got anyway lol" "@cassiecutie4 SAME My parents wouldn't have disowned me had I been a gay boy, but they did worry about me being gay because of the bullying that might've occurred because of it. Now I'm a gay girl tho lol" "@WilloIllo I started wanting to be a girl around puberty too, and I even knew way more than most 12-year-olds about trans people (thanks in part to the internet). I had all the info I needed for a LONG time and it took 17 years to figure it out :/" "I worry something happened to her, but I have no way of knowing. Even if she's okay, I'll miss her." "The main place I had been contacting her was Facebook, and it's understandable if she stopped using hers (I mean, same), but I also tried Twitter as well as the old message board I knew her from (which for me at least gives email alerts where you get PMs there)." "Almost a year ago we were just about to take a trip to near where she lived. I told her we were coming and wanted to hang out. The trip came and went, and now a year has gone by." It's been over a year since I last heard from an old friend I had only just reconnected with. Many years ago she was the first trans person I ever knew. It was really nice to be able to catch back up with her & have that friendship back. Not sure if I'll ever hear from her again "Wow one of the sentences up there is a real mess. ""...between my mom and I that I thought more like a girl"" was the intended phrasing there." "Before coming out, trans people can be any mix of attributes that are thought of as feminine or masculine. I never cross dressed a day in my life, for instance. But I maintain there were still some obvious (in hindsight at least) clues." "Just thinking about how it was understood as fact between my mom and I thought more like a girl than a boy, and I tended to relate more to girls, yet she was somehow surprised I came out as trans and is still having trouble with pronouns." @ChosenOfAshurha @jappert_chris I also really like Raise This Barn and Strong as Horses! Daniel Ingram is incredibly good at what he does. @ADirtyTrans *taking notes* @PrissyOrcGF @NightmareNympho I love this aesthetic so hecking much 😍 "@ChosenOfAshurha (Was talking about Smile Smile Smile in the first part, I forgot to specify lol)" @ChosenOfAshurha I'm a huge Pinkie Pie fan and I've never really understood the obsession the fandom had with that song. It's a decent song tho! I really like Apples to the Core and Find a Pet off the top of my head :3 I would really love to know exactly how many Bronies ended up transitioning. I suspect it's a very high percentage. I have STRONG opinions on the songs in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and I like to SHARE them @Chopin_42 We absolutely think y'all should tell them! @EeveeRespecter oh? :3c @ghoulsNgoats @Triclilith @CookieCyboid https://t.co/VZMVVRktTd @CookieCyboid i feel so called out how dare D:< @CookieCyboid @Triclilith Beeps when you get drippy @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter CUTE-OFF CUUUUUUUTE-OOOOOOOFF My little Archimedes 💕💕💕 https://t.co/5xUmj7xRJU @gwen_no_fear That's basically my life too and fuck yeah it rocks @Triclilith @ASmolRobin huge agree :3c @riffwitch I've been a stoner for like a decade now but I hadn't smoked all day today despite being anxious because dumb bitch hours are 24/7 here lol [cw drugs] whyyyyyy did I wait until now to get high? needed this stress reliever x.x @QuestForTori aaaaaaaaaa me too!!! 😭💕💕💕 @ponettplus Extremely good bun names @QuestForTori That game is so hecking special to me. Thank you so much for making it 💕💕💕 @AzazelAfterDark Just put it all in a blender to go please :3 @emuchaton impossibly cute @suezobeam @aaayyitsnoah I'd like that a lot 💕 "@suezobeam @aaayyitsnoah Yikes on Twitter is usually reserved for like, really shitty opinions. Often bigoted ones. It can be used in other ways of course, but even then what he said was really rude. You did nothing wrong, Ami" "@suezobeam @aaayyitsnoah I don't think what he said was fine at all. I've blocked him now, though. No idea what his problem was. He was following me." @aaayyitsnoah @suezobeam Yeah and you put your rude opinion in a public place. Fair's fair. @NightmareNympho SAME THO @aaayyitsnoah @suezobeam Well no one asked for your opinion @suezobeam @aaayyitsnoah It's consensual teasing. Not sure what they're talking about. @MOOMANiBE What the actual fuck??? I think I'm just done with non-pirated digital movies fuck. tonight's a night we need tabitha x.x https://t.co/hBXwA1YVKE @suezobeam DSFGHSDFSGJJ >/////< "@suezobeam s-sorry, i'm just used to people teasing me for being smol sometimes >////> heck i thought i was embarrassed before >/////<" @ACrimsonSun oh heck i know this mood all too well :3c @LittleEmmyBee fsdfgdsagfuiasglHLHJDFSKFW >//////////////////////< @suezobeam immnnot a bbab >/////< @NightmareNympho sharing is caring! ^w^ @LittleEmmyBee *fidgets in her seat* fdsgdggh >//////> @shawna1126 @CiriAntares I have a sneaking suspicion mine are gonna reach D's on their own easily. Already at C's! x.x Like of course I love this but also they're outta control lol Scorbunny trainer for LIFE @NightmareNympho yeah same and all the horny on my timeline isn't helping >:P NEED @Djinnkitty @Flea or it's asking for a handjob :V @LittleEmmyBee s-stop? *whines* o-okay >/////> "@NightmareNympho Everything is better with lesbians, but especially that :3" "It was literally a case of ""Why am I doing this?"" then ""Why did I do that?"" Might sound scarier than it really was. It just felt... normal. I just wasn't Fully Me. I even theorized it was a new headmate fronting. And I guess it kinda was? Sorta?" @LittleEmmyBee srsly u keep dipping me into littlespaaaace *whines* @CookieCyboid Tummies are so good tho! Finally someone is saying it! @DrewFlashy1 @ShinyEevee Given the release rate of Pokemon Generations you'll probably see them both within a decade! @LittleEmmyBee ssffsfffrrhh nnap time x.x Like 90% of the stuff in my bio (and my bio overflow in my pinned tweet) were things I discovered about myself (ourselves) only after I started transitioning. The benefits of transitioning are seemingly infinite. @YumiScott We've only just started mildly disagreeing with each other occasionally sooooooo not sure lol Not like we can just decide to be a signlet tho so 🤷‍♀️ @LittleEmmyBee nuh-uh!!! >////> @LittleEmmyBee nnot fussyy >////> @elysianechoes Crtl c + crtl v :P "So I guess I'm polyfragmented? So it's less about headmates fully fronting and more about parts of others getting blended into me? That actually aligns with another experience I had like a month ago. It's private, but nothing serious. I just came out of it thinking ""Who was I?""" @ACrimsonSun now i'm grumpy this isn't a real place D:< @emuchaton gosh if only you could shove something in my mouth to muffle me 🤔 @Sarah95390767 Yeah that's definitely what it was. I'm polyfragmented so I guess I had pieces of someone else added to me for a little bit. Still learning how all this works tbh "@ModelOmega_ I kinda lump hips into ass goals since my bones aren't getting any bigger. Any improvement will be entirely fat-based, and that's like right next door to the ass so I assume if my ass improves my hips will follow *shrug*" "I am so blessed by my tiddies And like, my ass wasn't small to begin with But please ass fairy, gimme a visit just once D:" @xistentialcris That would be about as future proofing as anyone can hope. "It really kinda feels like HRT either gives you huge tiddies or an inflating ass but never both And of course sometimes neither for some trans femmes, but I just really wish some fat would notice that my butt is prime real estate okay D:" "If you have the Gen V pseudo-Bank app, never delete it! Who knows, some collector might offer you a ton of money just to use your 3DS one day" "@CiriAntares @georges852 If you can't grow your own, store bought is VALID" @maegodhavemercy NEVER AGAIN SHALL THEY DARKEN YOUR DOORSTEP OR AT LEAST YOUR FACE @maegodhavemercy Sometimes certain hairs need to be completely decimated and yeeeeeah it does hurt >_> Just wait until you need electrolysis to finish the rest off! @NightmareNympho that thrill when you know your brattiness worked but also you're in such deep shit D: "@NeitherNora My Pokemon have absolutely experienced that! I used to not let myself roll female characters in RPGs. Over the years and over the Pokemon Generations I loosened that rule slowly, until I just came out as trans :3" "@a_alice_nsfw Also I mean 6 Pokemon at a time, not seven. How did I forget what team sizes are wtf lol" "Like, I'll be okay. I have that app and an updated Living Dex, but anyone coming to it late will run into a wall in Gen V." "Just realized that the transfer system of taking Pokemon from Gen III to the current Gen is contingent on a free app for the 3DS that there is absolutely no way they'll offer forever. Once that's gone, the oldest Pokemon most folks will own will be from Gen VI." "@a_alice_nsfw 5 to 6 might be harder if you wait too long. It requires an app for a 3DS on the eshop. It's free, but they won't offer it forever. From there, you just use the Pokemon Bank, which costs like $5 a year I think?" "@a_alice_nsfw Gen 3 to 4 is limited to 7 Pokemon a day, and if you reset the clock the counter resets It's the most annoying transfer by far. Gen 4 to 5 involves a minigame where you have to catch them all again 7 at a time, but there's no daily limit and the minigame is at least easy" @princessproto oh heck yes steppy!!! :333 @a_alice_nsfw One partial stopgap I have is I never store my entire Living Dex in the bank except for short periods when I'm transferring to a new Gen. Only Pokes in my bank right now are my extra legendaries for trade fodder b/c I ran out of room. Otherwise my collection is always on carts. @Waspshot23 Killed him a bear when he was only 3 "@ADirtyTrans @emuchaton @pissmancy @NightmareNympho ""Hope and corruption"" <3 <3 <3" "@a_alice_nsfw It'll never be totally future proof. It already isn't, technically." "@a_alice_nsfw They usually don't drop support for an old system before the new one comes out. And again, this might just be a case of connecting accounts. Pokemon Bank is just a bunch of ""You have these Pokemon"" server-side." @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen hmmmm sounds kinda bratty to me 🤔 "@a_alice_nsfw There will be a new Pokemon Bank app on the next system before that happens, I think. They made an app for the 3DS that was ONLY for transferring Gen V to Gen VI. They're done the work in the past." @a_alice_nsfw In theory it would be easy to simply connect your Switch account with your Pokemon Bank account Here's hoping! Fuck yeah we are *crosses fingers and toes the transfer of the Pokemon Bank system from 3DS to Switch is quick and painless* I got Pokemon dating back to Gen III in my Living Dex. There's a lot riding on this lol @eilidhmax plz 😭😭😭 @emuchaton how are those seats so awful that even your amazing butt can't protect you??? @eilidhmax please do!!! i'm an extremely thirsty flower okay @ADirtyTrans @emuchaton @pissmancy @NightmareNympho Jen you've ruined me D:< @NightmareNympho @pissmancy @emuchaton part of a slutty breakfast! :D @emuchaton @pissmancy @NightmareNympho i'm not saying i want to be peed on i'm heavily implying i need it @pissmancy @NightmareNympho @emuchaton exactly! wait jsyk there's a standing invitation for any cuties to stop by the ranch and pee on me @NightmareNympho @pissmancy @emuchaton i was just innocently talking about pee and now i suddenly look like a piss slut this is an outrage D:< @NightmareNympho @pissmancy @emuchaton *super believable gasp* you mean this was lewd the whole time??? :O @pissmancy @NightmareNympho @emuchaton such a good toilet fren :3 @NightmareNympho @emuchaton @pissmancy will it ever be peed in is the question @emuchaton @pissmancy wow they're such a good friend to help out like that! :3c @emuchaton @pissmancy lemme know if you come up with it any ideas to this conundrum 🤔🤔🤔 @ClockworkQTDoll Mega Gay Tron @emuchaton @pissmancy omg but what if you have to pee suddenly????? :O @Flea COUNTERPOINT: https://t.co/CQni15Hmzc @FrigidElfQueen You're so goddamn gorgeous at any angle tbh 💕💕💕 @pissmancy @emuchaton HECK yes! :333 "I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really love being gay" @pissmancy @emuchaton wow gay??? I think as a lesbian I'll have no choice but to pick Pokemon Sword "@a_alice_nsfw @BoringNerdyKate okay, but can i CALL it force femming while i pay a professional to do it?" @MaiaFranklyn *offers hugs* :/ New starter Pokemon have the potential to be some of my favorites. One is a bunny and the other might be a salamander! That's preeeeeeety on brand :3 @BoringNerdyKate THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOOD I love the way I look in good makeup! I don't have any interest in actually applying it myself or learning how to do it! Force femming is the only option :V "@Kentabooboo Both are extremely cute, but the picture on the left is exactly 1.3% cuter" *at the right time lol so excited for Gay Megatron I can't even type @LunaDragofelis I'm son excited I just started bouncing from reading that :333333 This is a really cute reward for simply ordering a Megatron in a crop top at the time time tbh :3c https://t.co/3wqLnDSoBj "BONUS FACT FOR SHOOTING FOR A 2020 UK VISIT: I'll have my pussy installed by then Apropos of nothing, of course 👀👀👀" @Genderbird Ooooh can I help? :D "@princessruby94 Though it's important to note that all systems are different, and apparently (again, still learning) my experience is specifically common among polyfragmented systems. Other systems might answer those questions differently." "@princessruby94 System usually refers to one body. I am a single system of headmates. I'm still learning how all this works. One of the two girlfriends I live with is plural herself, and the other is VERY accepting We rarely completely switch headmates. It's usually some form of Kat in control" @ACrimsonSun @OhNoItsGlitch GORGEOUS 😍😍😍 "I dunno. My mind wanders to the places I want to travel sometimes. I wanna go to more furry conventions too, but those are probably easier to pull off. Hoping to make it to DenFur this year. I really, really, really love seeing all my internet friends in person 💕💕💕" "If Brexit doesn't make the UK burst into flames, I really want to shoot for visiting in 2020. I think that's enough time to plan and make it happen. 2019 is gonna be extremely busy, but if I save carefully enough I think I can finally see all my UK buddies in a year+" @princessruby94 Sure! "@DevourerRose I'll try to remember that next time I notice it, thank you 💕" "@DevourerRose The whole event feels fuzzy now, but I didn't feel like anyone new. I just... Wasn't Kat. That was the scariest part, honestly." "So if the Chinese Zodiac theory of Fire type starters is true, my zodiac animal is finally a Pokemon! I swear I didn't choose my fursona based on the fact that I was born in '87! Bunnies just keep finding their way into my life." @NightmareNympho yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy https://t.co/Ltm9d9ECjK @tinybird420 Have you muted a few terms to stay on the safe side? @elysianechoes Charmander is a dragon that must earn their wings :3 I guess the result would still be the same. I'd be less Kat by volume. Joi says parts were added. She really wanted to take credit for the whole thing. Not entirely ready to give her that credit. I dunno. Words don't fit these feelings very well. @tinybird420 I will do my best to remember that. @FinalBossFemme YES PLEASE If I have to sit through yet another 4 hours of tutorial I'm gonna chuck my Switch out of a window "Now here's a real head scratcher: Was I Not Entirely Kat because I had pieces of Others added, or pieces of myself set aside? https://t.co/maEwT5GcV5" @FinalBossFemme To protect the world from transformation? To unite all people with concerns within our nation? "Someone replied who I can't see. I don't who you are, sorry. I'll be honest, after a while the feeling of not knowing who I was became very upsetting. Needed some snuggling with Mistress to feel better. Very Kat this morning, at least." @emuchaton on your way to do gay things? :O @ACrimsonSun oh I'm sure you HATED that 🙄😜 @MissPepper_Mint YOU'RE cute >:O Being Not Entirely Kat last night was apparently a massive energy drain. Slooooowly coming back to the land of the living. "@ASmolRobin @Genderbird @nyaakat This is the cutest gayest goddamn thing and it's made my morning, thank you :3" @ACrimsonSun sound mega cute tho :3c "Wait I take that back, Popplio is pretty good" "Totodile line: Perfect, flawless FIVE Gens later: Nothing has come close" I LOVE SOBBLE BUT IT BETTER EVOLVE INTO SOMETHING AT LEAST A LITTLE COOL LOOKING Haven't loved an entire starter evolutionary line since Gen II. @YumiScott I only try to do it when I have stuff I wanna share with the wider community. Some plural tweets I make don't need that. Suddenly struck by the idea of how weird this must look to all my singlet followers. It's weird for us too! Thank y'all for sticking around through this weirdness 💕💕💕 "I don't think I like, need a different name or anything. I don't think I'm a whole new headmate? I'm just Not Entirely Kat. This shit is so complicated lol" @DevourerRose Wouldn't expect that even for a second 💕 "Heck, forgot to hastag at the beginning of the thread. Surreal new development in my understanding of my pluralness: Currently not sure if Kat! 🙃 #pluralgang" @DevourerRose It makes total sense in hindsight. You've been such an amazing help. Can't thank you enough 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 "@Kalindlara @DevourerRose This is like one of those ""unclench your jaw"" tweets but like, for plural systems lol" "Me, checking with my brain: I'm Kat, right? My brain: https://t.co/Dx9CU15mQR" THIS IS A PRETTY WEIRD FEELING NGL ".@DevourerRose: It's possible for polyfragmented systems to switch and not realize it. You're used to assuming you're Kat, after all Me: I mean okay, but like, I'm Kat NOW Me: ... Me: Wait what the fuck why can't I confirm that to myself" "@erismoth First step to boobers! Pretty wild feeling, huh? :3" @erismoth Legal mumbo jumbo they're required to put on the box :P @ScribbledSmut *pouring her third box into her mouth* chewing takes annoyingly long and we have a LOT of boxes to finish @CiriAntares They're well on their way honestly! WARNING: Please allow 1 to 2 hours for Bertie Botts Every Gender Beans to take full effect. Impatiently popping several in the span of a few minutes may result in in you morphing into a Corruption of Champions character all at once "@Quinn__tessence It illustrates perfectly the way a lot of people misunderstand polyamory. The fact that there's basically no ""No seriously, I love all my partners equally"" option says volumes." @EllieODaire @Kate_Bunni @LunarAkai https://t.co/Y39vvQRMPO @LunarAkai Confirmed for girl! "@CiriAntares I must have over-watered mine, they're out of control lol" "@Quinn__tessence It's the agonizingly cishet ""My wife and I are looking for someone to experiment with"" kind of open relationship, not the more awesome and healthy queer polyamorous kind." listen these new awesome headphones aren't gonna listen to abba on their own "Me, wide awake and full of energy at 2am without the help of any caffeine: This is probably fine." @Quinn__tessence Existing in a mono-normative society is pretty exhausting lol @YumiScott It's probably supposed to make you think of Charizard but without the risk of getting sued by Nintendo. "@ScribbledSmut @Kalindlara Yeah it kinda LOOKS like a player's guide that would make a testicle joke, doesn't it lol" @ScribbledSmut @Kalindlara FOUND IT Man this was a frustrating search because I couldn't remember ANYTHING except the picture on the front which I remembered clear as day. Somehow found it. (My copy is sadly in storage) https://t.co/HmblTFZ8HV @Kalindlara @ScribbledSmut *morphs into a Lopunny anthro* WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN SUCH AN EASILY AVOIDABLE CATASTROPHE??? "@ScribbledSmut @Kalindlara It was a third party one, of course. I assume the guides were written by freelancers? It was a guide for several different games (basically everything released right before Gen II) and I bet there was enough authors that oversight/editing was difficult? Or they didn't care?" @Kalindlara @ScribbledSmut *looks up from prying open the nearest pokeball* okay I'm just gonna make sure I'm not doing that right now @gailforcenyine only when i've been a bad girl :3c "@Kalindlara @ScribbledSmut oh no, how did you get in this predicament??? so i can avoid it happening to me at all costs, of course" "@ScribbledSmut @Kalindlara I have a player's guide from when I was a kid that literally said ""Make sure to stop by the Pokemart, they have Great Balls! (Stop laughing you pervert)"" and even at the time I was like ""This is not appropriate for kids wtf?""" Bertie Botts Every Gender Beans "@BuniDoom Both games I really need to play. I'm more interested in Bendy because Cuphead intimidates me, but I have been known to occasionally sink my teeth into really hard games when I'm in the mood." @ScribbledSmut I'll say it. I'm saying it right now. "@BuniDoom Thank you! 💕💕💕 And yeah, Banjo-Kazooie is one of my favorite games, and rubber hose animation is my favorite kind of animation so I had to buy it the second I saw it :3" "@elysianechoes Blushy and wiggly only makes cuties cuter, so I approve :3" "@elysianechoes So are you, cutie! 💕" "having a pin board with, among other things, a cutesy SLUT label prominently on your wall when your mom visits is a power move" hahaha i just realized next time my mom visits she might see this board and probably say nothing honestly but it's gonna be HILARIOUS "@NewGenderWhoDis @GoodWitchLeigh Don't we all :V I think the fake look has its appeal, and I also think hers don't look that fake. To each their own :V (Btw that's an amazing @ and I'm pretty sure was a good portion of the reason I followed you but I can't remember lol)" "[cw nudity, massive milky birb boobers] Goals. Including the needing milking. Huge goals. Gimme." "@NewGenderWhoDis @GoodWitchLeigh That's fair. I believe she said her last augmentation gave her J cups and like, I unironically need that." "Still haven't opened my Ridley Amiibo because I don't want the kittens chewing on all the spiny bits he's made of, but honestly this batch of kittens doesn't seem to do as much chewing as my last two. Hmmmm https://t.co/E5jT1ZD4Nz" @persenche Oh heck yes that sounds interesting! I am NOT high atm and I need to fix this asap @yungneocon @deathpigeon @hermeneutered Oooooh honey chaste means something so much different over on horny Twitter You've been a mutual of mine since forever you should know better :P @deathpigeon @yungneocon @hermeneutered You haven't been dommed by my domme :P @persenche Preeeeeetty much same lol "@GoodWitchLeigh @NewGenderWhoDis Her tits are such goals. Literally gonna go to the tit surgeon and say, ""One Bailey Jay please""" @yungneocon @deathpigeon @hermeneutered one notable difference is we can't communicate through subspace mainly just moan and babble gibberish "@elysianechoes I ain't set to private, retweet what you want :P" @ViTheMoon IS THIS MAGIC??? I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS MAGIC "@yungneocon @hermeneutered TO BE FAIR if we had warp drive capabilities, no we absolutely wouldn't share it with the cis." @maegodhavemercy Mood. If the Christian god existed I still wouldn't worship him 🙃🙃🙃 you ever get such amazing headphones you start understanding lyrics of songs you had memorized better because that's literally me rn @maegodhavemercy I AM TBH https://t.co/BVqZmMZY5H @GoodWitchLeigh don't you go listening to dysphoria again or i'll be forced to beat it up D:< @GoodWitchLeigh potential solution: become trans porn star "@AliceAvizandum ""Gender atheist"" https://t.co/Oytg0RR1N8" @maritronic9k it's all the titty skittles my doctor told me to take :3 "But in general, I'm not really religious. I identify as an atheist witch :V" @a_alice_nsfw Yup! "Now goddess, or even just the invoking of a feminine presence? I fought really hard to exist as a woman. I'm celebrating my victory." God? You mean the asshole who gave me the wrong genitals? Never heard of him. "If you see me say ""goddess,"" I'm almost certainly substituting it in for the word ""god"" (eg, ""oh my goddess"") because, like... of course I am lol" @CiriAntares I'm at a 44C and I love it so much 😭 And heck I'm only 20 months into HRT! @ModelOmega_ Thank you! Hard to get that perfect ratio of goofy and cute when dysphoria is a thing so these all took several tries lol BATHROOM TOO (NO PICTURE OF THAT SORRY NOT SORRY) OMG I CAN GO TO THE KITCHEN AND STILL LISTEN TO MUSIC NO ONE BUN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER https://t.co/rskckQK4c9 New headphones are here! No wire! Woooo! https://t.co/r2IAiBjQAI "it's kind of incredible how right this feels like of course it does, i'm a girl, but still" "@GoodWitchLeigh gross, hot, hilarious and cursed this tweet has it all" goddess i love having tits @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen You'd be wrong then! It's an ADORABLE picture of you! :3 "@DPStrogen This is my third playthrough... ...but my first since being a 24/7 live-in, collared sub >////<" @NightmareNympho THIS IS THE CUTEST TATTOO OMG I don't remember this game being this horny #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/JQmhelDziw @KendamuZ i'm 32 this year 😭😭😭 "If the phrase ""I have a trans girlfriend, I can't possibly be transphobic"" has ever entered your mind, I don't even know where to start. We live on different fucking planets. Except we unfortunately don't. We're sharing the same world, you're just not paying attention." I'm glad I love Overwatch so much or the AAA pivot to multiplayer-only games would be way more depressing. "It's tragic as fuck to say it out loud, but trans people can have consensual sex with transphobes. It's a thing that absolutely happens. Way more than it should. Sexual attraction is not the only metric here." DID YOU KNOW: Literally every single chaser is by definition transphobic? SHOCKING I know but it's true! "Being transphobic doesn't mean you're incapable of finding trans people sexually attractive. ""But--"" Shhh. Shhhhhhh. I'm gonna need you to jump in a volcano. All your answers can be found there." @GoodWitchLeigh just reading this tweet took 3 years off my life i don't i need to sit down """I was just following the navigation! I didn't think it'd navigate me into a lake!!!"" Yeah, and you also drove into a lake. Like the fuck were you expecting? https://t.co/FWNStXcXFr" "I know cis bigots love to just assume we don't know what the fuck we're talking about when we tell them the things they say are dangerous and have consequences, but it's wild to see a fellow queer being completely blindsided by such obvious shit." Hmmmmm if only there was an obvious way to avoid this in the future 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 @VerafiedBabe @GoodWitchLeigh It's kinda blowing my mind that in 4 short years 4ch*n will be fucking 20. "Of COURSE my headphones are taking the FULL ""here before 8pm"" suggestion, even when my last package got here in the morning. It's been out for delivery for 8 hours 😭😭😭" @GoodWitchLeigh Leigh how dare you make a valid point that dismantles her entire premise! D:< Right wingers don't take kindly to facts and evidence. @FrigidElfQueen @Emo_Grey_ That's fair. I love the Earth Kingdom so hecking much 😭 "@GoodWitchLeigh what the actual fuck that escalated quickly (also lol i'm literally a homemaker [""stay at home wife""] the fuck is wrong with this weirdo)" @FrigidElfQueen @Emo_Grey_ Somehow I think I missed the Avatar elemental symbols when I last rode in it! No like for Fire Nation? :P "when fellow gays point out how easy it is to make me keysmash and squirm i exit this moral plane and become pure subby, melty energy" @ACrimsonSun also mood lol (less okay with boys tho) "@ACrimsonSun Mood. I'm not opposed to dating cis people, but even the really nice ones, even the truest allies, don't give the impression that they see my soul, you know?" @Kalindlara lil dragon! :3 sounds super cute!!! @ACrimsonSun probably the best way to leave this mortal plane tho @Kalindlara baby dragon!!!!! :D :D :D @gwen_no_fear omg I thought I was alone 😭💕 @ACrimsonSun I wondered if that was the case. That makes sense! Archimedes is officially too goddamn comfy 💕💕💕 https://t.co/oQBO7LgJok @ACrimsonSun That's a dance I know all too well tbh. Just gotta keep commenting. It's how I grow relationships on here. (What's the words in the parenthesis? It's the one part of your tweet I can't parse) "@GoodWitchLeigh I dodged a goddamn bullet. I spent the better part of a decade on 4ch*n (mostly on /co/ [comics & cartoons] but that's only marginally better) and despite a LOT of talk about wanting to be a girl (especially on /d/), no one there cracked my shell. That was Tumblr's doing." "@lucashoal We quote ""Everything is fine, nothing is ruined"" almost daily despite no one else in this house being Homestar Runner fans lol" @lucashoal Iris prefers the name Iris 💕 @lucashoal We don't understand the reference? @DevourerRose oh heck that sounds amazing! @avn_0216_m there are so many pup girls out there tho @DevourerRose Nudisco is a genre I've never heard of but I'm betting I'd love it. @DevourerRose I've never heard of this band but I like the sound of this! :3 @MissPepper_Mint @NightmareNympho HUGE SAME "@Pluralphabet She was thinking her scales were purple but now she really wants to incorporate rainbow coloring somewhere. UGH that's really hard to make work and not look tacky, but she's insisting lol" "@Caliriana If Iris is any indication, dragon headmates are really, really awesome!" @a_alice_nsfw lol she appreciates that @Lunar_Opals That name didn't speak to us. "@PennyOaken HER NAME GETS COOLER AND COOLER THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT IT Iris is loving this too, thank you! 💕💕💕" @GeekyPokez It's perfect no matter how you translate it! :3 @a_alice_nsfw Four! :V "If it was just, ""Make an appointment at some point I guess, good luck!"" it might never get done. I just really, really appreciate it." "You might think that'd add to my anxiety, and I guess it did? But it made it more pressing. There was an actual person calling me, representing a company whose computer system was insisting I needed this." "As someone with massive phone anxiety, I really appreciate that Kaiser doesn't just leave me twisting in the wind for my GRS prep. I need a wellness checkup to start this whole process, and they made sure to call and leave messages about it." "We tried a dragon name generator first. They ALL sucked despite loading like 20 at a time lol Then we thought to check Dragon trainers in Pokemon. We don't have any connection to Iris (from Unova), but it apparently means ""rainbow"" in Greek and that's really, really queer." @lucashoal little girls who make dad jokes are VALID @lucashoal DIDN'T EVEN INTEND FOR THAT TO BE A PUN BUT NOW I LOVE THAT IT WORKS THAT WAY LOL "Me: My fursona is a jackalope, I also really want an archaeopteryx Also me: Literally has ""salamander"" in my name so I guess I need one of those too? Also also me: One of my headmates is a dragon What do you mean ""too many fursonas""?" "Headmate Iris introduced herself as a feral force. Not human, that was her strongest opinion of herself. Lion? Tiger? Bear? I threw a lot of animals at her. None stuck, but she liked certain elements. Claws, teeth, those sorts of things. Then I suggested dragon, and she lit up." @Triclilith @nyaakat one fine day with a woof and a purr "@a_alice_nsfw Well, hopefully a follow back will help :3" Heck I'm so lucky to have the friends and loved ones I do 💕💕💕 "Not talking about like, a celebrity. Obviously some folks are gonna ignore me. No shit. But there are folks (and there are several) where I'm mutuals with all their mutuals, they interact with a ton of my mutuals, and for me there's a wall. Oof." "I'll take the hint, but I do wish I knew what I did :/ I really don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. It seemed like an okay moment to comment. I'll back off. Really am sorry." """Just because this person never likes or interacted with my replies whatsoever doesn't mean this is predictable behavior and in no way indicates they dislike me"" she said before sticking a fork in the electrical socket for the 50th time" @hologramvin Huge mood. I care about both of them a lot and they have to deal with so much shit on here :/ "@Triclilith and if it doesn't work, literally no downside" "@ValnarDragoness I'm just saying if it's true that they avoid these subjects because it's illegal or extremely frowned upon in other countries, there are easy workarounds that we know work for Wizards of the Cost, who sell their game internationally just like Blizzard does." @ValnarDragoness Yes. I'm willing to bet it's not that simple. That story might be in other languages and OW announcement trailers in other countries might simply be subtitled. "Grand Moff Tarkin in Rogue One: Looks okay to me. I can tell he's CGI, but he looks okay? I dunno? Pokemon in Detective Pikachu: Why are people saying they're scary? Clowns: Not inherently terrifying without added scary elements I think there's something wrong with my brain lol" The only complaint I will give the time of day to is Mewtwo's thighs. They robbed our poor boy of his thicc thighs and that is indeed a tragedy. But the show must go on. """omg all the Pokemon look horrific!"" To you, maybe. And that's fine. You don't need to see it. For the rest of us though, we're gonna enjoy the FUCK out of this movie many of us have been wishing for since we were kids." @nyaakat i'm only speaking truth to power on twitter dot com ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ disregard ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Detective Pikachu haters ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ I'm normally only ever this exited for a movie when it's Star Wars. I hope they make a million sequels. I cannot fucking wait. "@nyaakat yeah, but only because you love it so much :V" @nyaakat @TheAceOf_Maids oh i didn't callie was visiting too :P lol just scheduling a doctor's appointment gives me a mild panic attack fuck phones (got it scheduled but i'm still recovering) "No idea if it even plays well! That's a lot of creatures and not very many non-creature spells, but every creature has some added bonus effect, and basically all of them play VERY well together. Just five more cards from Ixalan and it's finally done!" "I've shared it before, but here's a link if you're curious: https://t.co/KyYJJ3BiYU" "My dinosaur commander deck, which is comprised of every dinosaur I could fit in it (no vanilla creatures and MOST of the non-vanilla ones), is only missing FIVE cards: Carnage Tyrant, Huatli Warrior Poet, Priest of the Wakening Sun, Regisaur Alpha, and Star of Extinction." "hahahah the DAY my new headphones come in, I dropped my old ones again and the right ear is just baaaaaaarely working again nice try you piece of shit, the new set is wireless so I'd upgrade anyway hahaha" "@pissmancy This is such a mood. I definitely have a desire to never stop adding partners, but in reality? I might cap out at like, 5 tops. This is just how it works, unfortunately. There are only so many hours in the day." @emuchaton i hate to admit the things i would forgive if they did this with DVa i'm weak "@DevourerRose So, even if this is still a step above how most media fails us with queer representation, it could still be way better." "@DevourerRose Yeah it's really neither queerbaiting nor queercatching, but I know people have said, for instance, that Tracer being a lesbian only outside of the actual gameplay is... not great. Even if we concede ""How on earth would she be sapphic during a match?"" it's still not perfect." "Don't get me wrong, this approach is still kinda shitty. Kinda queer-baity/queer-catchy, but it's not BAD representation per se, nor is it worse than avoiding making any trans characters whatsoever. This would be so easy to implement. Clock is ticking, Blizzard." "Like, literally, Alesha Who Smiles at Death from Magic The Gathering is a perfect example. The card itself isn't trans. But if you happen to speak English, there's some bonus info on her. This already works. https://t.co/17YkRnugFu" """B-b-but international markets!"" Let's pretend this is a legitimate concern for a moment. Announcement trailers are static artwork (with some effects to make it move slightly) and narration. Just re-dub it for the shittier countries, and then not mention it in-game. Done." "Like imagine what Wizards did with Alesha's backstory 4 years ago, but with an OW hero announcement. It would not be difficult. https://t.co/V3Rat3sTXe" "One of these days the next Overwatch hero should be trans like, IN the announcement. In the backstory. It's the 2070's and everyone has a mechanical arm. Trans people transitioning would be common and benign." y'all know me so well lol @DevourerRose @Kalindlara https://t.co/fUHyrSzhYn "I don't really have an issue with Baptiste, I've just wanted a 50/50 gender ratio since they launched. My OCD has been edging for that moment for 3 years now lol" I actually honestly think that's why the vast majority of characters added since release have been women. Blizzard is aware of the gender ratio they launched with and has been intentionally focusing development on female characters. "Y'know, had the 30th hero in Overwatch (Baptiste) been a lady, we'd now finally be at exactly 50/50 male and female characters (if we assume Bastion is male). And there still aren't any playable black female characters. Hmph." "The actual mildly impressive thing is he's 49 and looks that good, not that he hasn't aged a day. If I didn't know who he was, I might say he looks 10 years younger than he really is. But also, like... makeup exists. And he's an actor with MCU fame. Probably wants to look good." """This magical man still looks similar 20 years later!"" Yes, that's usually how faces work? Good job?" "Oh look, he aged 20 years. Like, yes, there are people who age less gracefully, but y'all can see the difference, right? It's important to me that y'all understand that, no, he doesn't look identical to how he looked 20 years ago." "@ScribbledSmut what a kind, generous machine goddess 😍" @OCaelyn It's surprising how little needs to be changed "@OCaelyn ""Must be cum"" ""Twooie that's disgusting!"" ""Must be fresh!"" ""I don't wanna hear this!""" "@OCaelyn In this version Audrey II drinks semen, not blood" @cyberwitchlexi heck yeah that's the only way i know how to roll 😎 "[cw nudity, reptile tiddies] Goals, honestly." @cyberwitchlexi wow just @ me next time @Vangelus @tainkirrahe lol we made very similar observations https://t.co/9NafFWNas3 @Anarcho_Vampire I once needed to wash one of my flags and just running it through the washing machine & dryer not only got rid of the creases but got rid of that stiff starchy feeling too. No ironing required! @ScribbledSmut i'd vote for her @deathpigeon No idea. At least it's fixed now. basically threw a collective tantrum and got their toys taken away lol all the fake nerd boys accomplished by trying to save comic movies from girls or whatever the fuck they thought they were doing was ensuring they could never try this shit again @Anarcho_Vampire Oh yeah they did that for me about two months into my transition The Time Police have a special trans catching division because we're 90% of the people trying to fuck with the space time continuum "Me, being dragged away by the Time Police, just within earshot of my past self: You're gay for GIRLS! You can just be a lesbian!! IT'S EXACTLY AS AWESOME AS YOU THINK IT IIIIIIIS!!!" @cherubelly @emuchaton listen i just came here to passionately kiss some balls and i feel so attacked rn @maegodhavemercy Also yeah getting Bruce Campbell is unfair lol @maegodhavemercy Omg my birthday is one month to the day before yours! Not THAT much of a coincidence I guess but I think it's neat :3 "being a gay girl especially it's like, double girl it rocks so hard" @elysianechoes oh heck good point @athtermath @emuchaton implying she doesn't also give her girldick the same silly voice "@emuchaton i would say hello but it's rude to talk with my mouth full, you know?" "Yeah, we know" being a girl is the best tbh "There's also these, but they're the wrong kind of pin. Gonna need to find some really gay ribbon to pin 'em to or something lol https://t.co/jeBJ3vquzS" "It's a little sparse until I dig out my old Walt Disney World pins, but for now this is probably the queerest cork board I can muster https://t.co/UCHMZGz1OV" @MetteusAtoll Heck I love you 💕 look at my goddamn adorable sons https://t.co/QwTP8jWI86 @ButchPuppy extreme butch energy knocking me off my feet x.x @trgrrl I'll never escape my awful fucking deadname lol @xistentialcris oh heck i really hope my headphones aren't down under @aSpaceCadette This is a fucking beautiful tweet omg Arthur Conan Doyle fuck yeah We're probably both gonna die. my headphones are coming tomorrow why can't it be noooooow D: @MissPepper_Mint @emuchaton TRUE. FACTS. @nyaakat @CookieCyboid @ASmolRobin wow gay @trgrrl FUCK YES @NightmareNympho HECK this just makes me want my power button tattoo even more >w< @nyaakat SUPER gay tbh @NightmareNympho OMG YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA GET IT? :D HECK YES @trgrrl just ginormous bazingoidongobombs @nyaakat i mean it makes sense given all the sex with girls and whatnot @Genderbird A robin that hoots! :D @PrissyOrcGF @zoealexandra89 Powerful sapphic energies contained within these selfies 💕 @PrissyOrcGF @zoealexandra89 literally owned :3 @Genderbird omg her laugh is infectious @ScribbledSmut Hot girls in your area! Your EXACT area! :D @polyswag_system You made art! You're an artist 💕 @polyswag_system I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AN ARTIST THIS IS A 10/10 TID @QuestForTori certified cute is what this means :3 low key kink shaming this jerky ad https://t.co/Wt6B9SufJ2 hey same https://t.co/Ur4K57Kp6b @Triclilith I've worked at an animal shelter and we always recommend that dog adopters crate their doggos so this is really good pet ownership tbh 💕💕💕 @Triclilith this is so cute i think i'm dying "@emuchaton and then, hypothetically of course, took pictures??? impossible" @Triclilith https://t.co/kHn6tGs9rA @Triclilith just read that in hugo weaving's voice thanks @pissmancy they're way better tbh "*human-caused INTENTIONALLY it should be noted Like, global warming? It's understandable up to a point. Fossil fuels had tangible benefits. Maybe not worth it in the long run, but climate change was still an accident. Traumatic brain poison on Facebook? Intentional." @Chopin_42 @CookieCyboid it should have ears on the side for ear fucking And the scariest part of all this is this is entirely human-caused. I'm usually an optimist when it comes to opinions on humanity as a whole but even I can't account for this shit. Humanity kinda sucks. @CookieCyboid cishets ruin everything "Conspiracy theories are brain poison that can be reproduced infinitely. Bots can't deal with cleaning them up on their own, and neither can humans. This is on TOP of Facebook's mods getting traumatized by all the pictures of death or whatever else they have to delete." @emuchaton Because a cutie softly creeping Tried to breed me while I was sleeping @ASmolRobin @nyaakat wtf this level of adorableness shouldn't be scientifically possible @totallyhealthie @CookieCyboid i have no eyes and i must tit @CookieCyboid probably also whyyyyyy did you ask that @CookieCyboid I'm not gray ace and I can confirm this is horrifying @CookieCyboid oh my goddess i hate cishet men @QuestForTori the smollest of moods >w< "@kinkwitch I've put the tip of a toy lightsaber up my ass so, mood :V" "@CookieCyboid yeah i initially just retweeted it then thought ""wait, i can be way more on brand than that"" :V" Just loungin' https://t.co/vtKyERAaWh @NightmareNympho RIGHT??? @CookieCyboid @ASmolRobin @nyaakat it's an extremely good joke @NightmareNympho LITERALLY MAKE A SLUT'S HIPS MOVE ON THEIR OWN @Chopin_42 ... yes D:< @NightmareNympho My first tattoo is going to be that!!! Gonna get it in a different place tho :3 https://t.co/nBz48ykziJ """spiky"" is not generally a quality i look for in dildos" "if you're going to stick a megatron up your ass, why on earth would a bayformer megs be your first choice jesus" "@FrigidElfQueen Dysphoria lies, but the lies are always hard to resist :/" @GoodWitchLeigh https://t.co/MHMj8aYYB1 "@cyberwitchlexi Wow, Pat Robertson is going to die never knowing how much awesome sex he never got to have. Well, at least he deserves it." @ScribbledSmut @Sleepyqtpie heck sounds like a good future to me :3c @NikatinePrime Goals tbh @BuniDoom Same! Haven't done it since before I transitioned tho >_> @BuniDoom The only furry convention I've been to was one I tabled at actually! It was really fun :3 @princessproto Could be! That's a new term to us. A lot of these concepts are slippery to hold onto in our minds. "I mentioned meeting a second new headmate. She's synthetic like Joi, but if Joi is GLaDOS, this new headmate is just a doll. A drone. Hmmmm Mistress says my number would be 0012, maybe that's this new headmate's name?" "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Submissive | Little | Polyamorous | Anarchist/Communist | Chastity Slut | Muskslut | Gay Disaster | Holographic AI | Brat Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J), Iris (-I) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕💕💕" New dragon headmate has chosen the name Iris 💕🐲💕 "@garblefart As long as you're happier this way, that's awesome to hear 💕" @garblefart The opposite of endogenic. We're learning more and more about this every day. Did y'all merge back to one? I need to get the number of furry conventions I make it to up from zero to any tbh @MokiAwa @Zuelansi Second time I've seen that fursuit on my timeline and I'm not complaining lol @salmonmoose @trgrrl Don't need to conceal it on our 40 acre ranch. Just need a place up high where I can see 'em <3 The human body is so often a horrifying meat sack capable of the grossest feats. Can we upgrade to robot bodies yet? "@ZJemptv Oof, my sympathies, but I should not have read that. That all sounds awful x_x" @nyaakat okay but i'm gonna make 'em too jsyk @nyaakat speaking truth to power on twitter dot com "@nyaakat ""We can show you a real egg"" Me, 3 years ago, arguing with my then-fiance: Look, it's just not as fun for me if I can't roll a female toon on WoW okay???" @nyaakat https://t.co/5JNpX12vAD @nyaakat yeah! like so much cuddling! D:< @nyaakat one day I'm gonna visit y'all and then you heckers better watch out D:< @nyaakat I WAS HOPING THAT WAS THE CASE VERY EXCITED FOR YOUUUUUUUU @nyaakat Ooooh exciting! :3 "@DevourerRose And what was so frustrating for both me and my mom is that... no one thing at school actually was what scared me? Not a particular bully, or teacher, or school work... I was just... constantly terrified. Not all children are meant for school. It's fucked up." I think I need to stop digging for a bit. Thank y'all for reading. "During a particularly bad day in early middle school, my dad (who wasn't usually This Bad) was sick and tired of me fighting going to school. He drove me to school himself, opened the door... and I was too scared to leave the car He screamed at me. Screamed. Then drove me home." "Through both middle and high school (so, about ages 11-18-ish), I spent most of my days in special ed rooms. My fight was trying to find the strength to go to class every day. It felt like a losing battle. It was torture. No one let me escape. I just wanted to go home." "Soooo much crying. So many panic attacks. During middle school, I was allowed one (1) call to my mom daily. Begging to be taken home during the call was expected. Not letting me call her was slightly worse than letting me call her." "Imagine blocking out every day of every week, letting your OCD meticulously go over and over and over again what days are next, how much longer until the weekend, then the next break, then... maybe some relief one day. Then multiply that by every year of mandatory school." "We strongly believe that, at least in the US, school is less ""a neutral thing that some kids are traumatized by"" and more ""a traumatic thing that some kids are lucky enough to do well or at least not be unraveled by""" "Because a non-US friend liked this tweet, we were reminded clarification might help: K-12 in the US is basically ages 5-18. Yeah." "It's actually REALLY TEMPTING to believe that suppressing our pluralness is what caused our tourettes, but brains are rarely that simple. But goddamn that would explain so much..." "Growing up with tourettes we think prepped us for dealing with plurality. Oh, having a mind where sometimes it says/does things that you didn't do? That's easy! We've had that for years! :V" @squidlarkin BIG PLURAL MOOD @VerafiedBabe Not much. She doesn't like to front very often. "For years I had an imaginary friend but didn't call them that because all the TV and movies I saw that dealt with it made it sound like the kid believed the friend wasn't part of their own head, whereas I understood mine was. Anyway, she's a headmate named Alice now #pluralgang" @CookieCyboid sounds fun :3 @DevourerRose ARE Y'ALL US? lol huge mood "@DevourerRose A hundred thousand paper cuts over the course of 13 years when that comprises nearly your entire life (up until that moment) without any escape is.... Yeah we would've taken the (metaphorical only) gunshot, if the choice were offered." "Us: We think we're traumagenic? Can't think of any instances of trauma in our past tho! Also us: School phobia (likely caused by unrecognized dysphoria) was basically sustained, constant trauma for nearly every moment of K-12 Also also us: ... oh x_x" @emuchaton real talk late nite tuna is really good tuna okay @elysianechoes @PrissyOrcGF Are you owned yet? You might rethink those words once you are :P "@VOID_FRIEND Loneliness is natural and not always what others would want to call ""rational,"" but it's still valid. We're both polyam and plural. You'd think we'd get sick of company. But for some of us, our hunger for that can never be fully sated." mmmmmm love that plural feeling we/us pronouns just fall into place we feel much better @trgrrl because of all the trees you smoke? :V "@Lea_Plath Depends on the system, I'd imagine. Kat is very accepting and somewhat hands-off about fronting. She's not very good at switching but wants everyone to have some fronting time if they want it. New headmate is a very Strong presence and likes to front. That's valid." My sleep schedule is fucked up enough that it feels like it should be Tuesday already this is bULLSHIT https://t.co/1A0qvKXRVK @ZJemptv I have a playlist called Happy Music for this exact purpose. "@ZJemptv ""Powerful"" and ""happy"" made me think of Alone by Alan Walker, though I don't know if it's your kind of music: https://t.co/Qzu3B0jG3t" @GoodWitchLeigh oh yeah that guy creeped into my mentions too and blocked his ass immediately can cishet men just not know i exist plz """Parts of me"" is bad phrasing. It's hard to put words to this. They're both their own people, but they feel like they took pieces of me to form. That sounds kinda scary, maybe, but we're doing fine. We're actually quite happy, lol" "New headmates feel more like parts of me than separate entities. I think Kitty is cut from the same cloth too, so to speak. Alice and Joi feel like they're completely separate. Forcibly fronting headmate is a dragon. While she fronted I saw a glimpse of second new headmate." We think we met two new headmates tonight. That was... kinda intense wow. One of them announced her presence by very forcibly fronting. We just need them to pick some names and then proper introductions can happen. @ACrimsonSun sounds like a drippy time! :3c @PrissyOrcGF I'm too much of a brat not to take up arms with my brat siblings even though I know I'll regret it~ "@Triclilith @ASmolRobin @nyaakat oof, this is some Good Teasing" @Jennimason0990 I guess looking back mine didn't either but at the time I thought it did. I was pretty lost :/ @cyberwitchlexi @androidbuttslut @NightmareNympho it feels p nice imo :3 I really do love being queer 💕💕💕 How did my life even make sense to me before I figured this out??? @nyaakat oh no you'll take me to queer court??? D: "@trgrrl Literally planning on getting into archery for this very purpose, actually." @GoodWitchLeigh oh no what happened now @nyaakat literally just saw it earlier and it's smol and adorable so there @cyberwitchlexi @nyaakat my eyes literally roll into the back of my head and drop whatever it is i'm doing when i get head scritches it's so unfair >////< @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith *nods* makes sense to me! @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith ohhhhh heck you're a stern domme >.> @PrissyOrcGF OMG I LOVE THE PLANT ONE EVEN MORE 😍😍😍 Morgan you keep giving me body mod ideas stoooooop (don't stop) bimbos are hecking VALID okay??? @cyberslutfaye stupid horny ditz hours are 24/7 here at the ranch so i feel this @something_femme ISN'T THAT THE BEST FEELING EVER??? 💕💕💕💕 @PrissyOrcGF omg it's super pretty and very you! 😍 "@TwippingVanilla @SonicFox5000 @Zuelansi I don't claim to know what the fursuiter in question is into, but there are many different fetishes that overlap with ""big belly"" :P" @TwippingVanilla @SonicFox5000 @Zuelansi It's mostly just a furry thing :V @nyaakat i'm pretty small too i'll make sure to look for the smaller sizes i guess >////< @nyaakat your cage is rly cute too >.< @nyaakat oh h-heck that's really cute >/////> New alpaca plushie for our alpaca ranch! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/mCnimLcwTp @pissmancy Oh yes please! :3 "@StacySadistic Yes. Often, lol" @emuchaton I KNOW IT'S HECKING BULLSHIT D:< "@NightmareNympho powerful, eternal mood" @NightmareNympho @StacySadistic this but unironically @Genderbird @LucySaracen this is the gayest most wholesome picture aaaaaaa @StacySadistic kiss me i'm irish except it's way lewder @FrigidElfQueen @eilidhmax oh no :/ I hope it comes back. I like it quite a bit. My new headphones will be here Tuesday WEEKS of only having the left ear work will finally be fixed. I can listen to all the new albums I've been meaning to finally lol Also we're finally going wireless! :3 "I guess the lesson here for cis people is if you've ever felt persuaded by the idea that any parents ever forced their daughter (for example) to take testosterone and live as a man, redirect all of that anger towards parents who aren't letting their trans daughters transition." Just realized I have far less fun being lewd in DMs than publicly on Twitter before remembering I'm a noted exhibitionist and that this isn't unusual behavior for me lol @StacySadistic i'm retweeting in spirit >////> @MissPepper_Mint @eilidhmax also leaving me THIS squirmy is BULLYING D:< @MissPepper_Mint @eilidhmax ayyyy same https://t.co/VeN6fvaMnL @eilidhmax @MissPepper_Mint ssffgrrgssssplz >.> "And Porygon is clearly an archosaur. TECHNICALLY they're a synthetic creation, but they seem phenotypically archosaur-ish to my eyes." @eilidhmax @MissPepper_Mint p-plz x//////x "@Chopin_42 my life is a lie, for like 20 years i thought suicune was ice D: I HAVE A LIVING POKEDEX DAMMIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN LOL" @MissPepper_Mint @eilidhmax i think they call it slut's mouth "@eilidhmax @MissPepper_Mint sorry, my mouth appears to be staying open all on its own oh no~" "@eilidhmax @MissPepper_Mint oh, um h-hello there >.>" "Oh, and Alolan Sandslash: I dunno, Steel type rarely interests me. Nostalgia + Sandslash is a solid design. Alolan Sandslash is one of the few Alolan forms I like, lol" @supportingbeamu FUCK YEAH IT IS UNF Outliers include of the ghost/archosaur rule include: Electabuzz: BIG FLUFFY STATIC-Y MONKEY CAT Muk: What kind of pervert would I be to not include such a slimy boy? Sylveon: Is trans "I'm a simple girl. I like ghosts and archosaurs (the animal clade that includes dinosaurs, birds, crocodilians, and pterosaurs) https://t.co/FlrjAPG3h8 https://t.co/YwFBdWOQCs" "@supportingbeamu I've tried, but I don't much care for it. I wish it wasn't the case as it's hot as heck conceptually and it leaves me with not many options for sex before I get GRS :/" @Chopin_42 I'm almost certainly going to have an orgy party when I get my vagina installed after it heals :3c @supportingbeamu I've never tried it but I'm 10000% into the idea! "@DevourerRose oof, true facts x_x" If I was as proficient with video editing as I am with photoshop I'd whip this up just to see how it sounds. Bet it sounds amazing :D https://t.co/88NxjKy6M0 Me. I'm talking about the mouthfeel. https://t.co/ETikClD4QK "this one kinda freaks me out because I don't think I've talked very often about loving the idea of both being gangbanged and fucking dragons but like, true facts??? https://t.co/vjFbD9F9GX" @supportingbeamu Valid. I remember when in art class once we learned about the art of making rubbings (something with texture + paper on top + rub like some charcoal on the paper) and the teacher told us it was called frottage and I tied SO DAMN HARD not to burst out laughing "@DevourerRose if by ""this"" you mean ""twitter"" then THESE ARE SLANDEROUS, ENTIRELY TRUE LIES" "@Djinnkitty There was a period of time when I accepted that I loved dicks, but also accepted that I simply wasn't into men and so for a while I stopped thinking that'd be something I'd ever do. Me to past me: https://t.co/3I9L0DZ7zm" (and i'm only 31 lol) SO MEAN >/////> https://t.co/LZVdMGmIih @AmeliaCarehart be the cocksucker you want to see in the world! :D @Djinnkitty ISN'T THE BEST THO? 💕💕💕 "Hell, I know at least some of them understand how horrifying the idea is, since the really bigoted ones try to use the sympathy most people feel when considering the idea AGAINST trans kids (ie lying and saying ""they're forcing their cis kids to be trans"")" "I know I'm biased, but I feel like the idea of a child having to grow up as the wrong gender is such an inherently terrifying concept. Cis people who aren't fighting for trans rights clearly haven't sat down and considered how fucked up it is that we have to live through that." "Just realized I really love hearing from friends I never get to hear from in DMs but also I literally almost never DM anyone first it's me, i'm the villain" "@ChrisMatlock20 Sorry, I'm a lesbian, which is clearly mentioned in my bio, which makes your bio a complete lie. Fuck off." A friend on Discord who wished to remain anonymous added: No one: Kathryn: GIRL ARMPITS this is bullying D:< @queerchangeling now i'm mad that this doesn't exist @MaiaFranklyn i'm gonna huff every single one to find out D:< i have such cute friends tho i cannot change this https://t.co/HEJGUDEehL BECAUSE IT'S BULLSHIT THAT I'M NOT DAMMIT https://t.co/K0SWKt8uFT hit me with your best shot https://t.co/aQw4ZUN1MJ "@Calliethulhu A break is a great idea. Take care of yourself, Callie 💕💕💕" "@IEatAccordions I'd offer my girldick, buuuuuuut dysphoria :/" She's probably 100 pounds soaking wet and she'd absolutely kick my ass. @IEatAccordions Hell yes! The most famous person from my hometown is Kristen Schaal and if I'm betting honest: She could totally take me. @EeveeRespecter Well apparently that's when she's the most fun so we need to fix this "I'm convinced whoever programmed mobile Twitter to load ""follows you"" dead last is a sadist." "Every time I encounter a really creative artist who pushes the medium of sequential art and who also draws mostly lewd art while doing it, 3 years get added to my life. That comic I just retweeted? Leftover Candy? I wanna talk for hours about how happy it makes me." @deathpigeon Bookmark it for later tho! It really helped me :3 "Listen, I have very wide shoulders to offset (she told herself, convincing no one that she wasn't just a massive slut who needed giant tits to show off to everyone how much of a slut she was)" @deathpigeon Vikky that's adorable @deathpigeon I used the guide from /r/abrathatfits https://t.co/z6onHmCvLn @elysianechoes sorry :/ my lust for massive tiddies will probably never be sated @elysianechoes Out of ten? :D "I'm getting breast augmentation either way, but I'd really like it if my 44Cs could become 44Ds with just HRT alone tbh Only 20 months in! There's definitely still time." @oannablue @SixArmedSweater TRUE FACTS Heck villains are so much cooler anyway :3 @oannablue You're the hero we need. "@GoodWitchLeigh But seriously, intersectionality is really complicated. I *DO* understand it, but it's one of those concepts that's really... slippery in my mind. It's easy to lose focus. In general I try not to make proclamations surrounding topics that involve it. I find I'd usually be wrong." "@GoodWitchLeigh Well don't worry, you're stuck having me as a friend forever :P" @FrigidElfQueen Shitty dommes are so common and it sucks so hard. @tiptransformed I don't think I saw your whole story but I have seen you talk about coming back after being away for a while. Your heart seems like it's in the right place <3 "@tiptransformed Yeah like I said elsewhere in the thread, call out culture is in theory not a bad thing... as long as we have a plan for forgiveness." @FrigidElfQueen *offers hugs* It can be hard to see the full shape of a relationship while you're in it. My relationship with my ex-fiance was pretty unhealthy but I couldn't see it at the time. Try not to be too hard on yourself :/ "@XylariaVG Yup. Cancel culture is neither good nor bad, imo. What's bad about it is we don't have a mechanism for forgiveness within it. In theory we could still call people out as long as we had a game plan for forgiveness. Usually the plan is to never forgive, which doesn't work." "You'd be surprised how many friends you've canceled who were genuinely sorry. Not that being sorry is enough, of course, but doesn't that surprise you even a little? Wasn't it easier to assume they were dead to you? That happens A LOT on here." "I remember a night I spent hours playing messenger girl between two friends on here, trying to mend their friendship, and it actually worked. Twitter is very good at making everything feel like a zero sum game, but relationships are much more complex and resilient than that." "Ugh. And I actually have a Very Specific take on all this based on past interactions with other queer people, but I'm not gonna share it. Nope. Not doing this." "@AdrienneCohea I appreciate that. I haven't seen all of what happened, but in general my preference is to try my hardest to forgive, forget, and stay friends. I can't make anyone else do that, but I like seeing when others try doing that too." "Like I'd really love to spill my guts and say, ""Here's who I saw was involved, what they said, my take on it, what I think we learned from it, etc,"" but that's... literally me getting involved in the discourse and I hate that shit. It's harder to grow when I can't keep records." "This is a bit of a tangent, but you know one of the most frustrating parts of Twitter discourse? With other things, Twitter can act as a record of events, but I can't actually remind myself of what happened later on when all I do is try my hardest to talk around these things." "And because I'm worried this makes it sound like I'm picking a side here: I can say with certainty I would still grieve for the ended friendships regardless of which side I took in this discourse. We're all in this together. Or at least, we need to be." "Seeing so many goddamn fissures in the community forming over this last bout of privilege discourse. I truly don't know who started it (and I don't really want to), but was any of that worth it? Hopefully this is one of those discourses where relationships can one day be mended." @GoodWitchLeigh The friends who matter see you as a girl. I couldn't picture you as anything else. @DameKraft I can't wait! I should be done with this goddamn girldick before 2020 :3 @Icyrain35 Hecking gorgeous 😍 @MissPepper_Mint Mmmmm please do if we ever hang out! :3 "@Flailmorpho_ @Estrus_flask And it's not like the rising mana cost of re-casting her was much of a concern, lol" "@MissPepper_Mint I very much wish I could help, given how much of a slut I am, but... https://t.co/jrhT3MVwQp" @MissPepper_Mint It's like the best thing! :D "@XylariaVG it's like the best thing ever, i'm just surprised :V" my 30's ended up involving a LOT more dick sucking than I originally thought @XylariaVG THAT VERSION IS SO GODDAMN SWEET OMG @Flailmorpho_ oh this is DISGUSTING I approve "@e_buenatesta @cherubelly oof, called out" "@AliceAvizandum ""Humiliating Muslim women for sexual pleasure"" aka ""a Muslim woman with a humiliation kink"" What a fucking deceptive asshole." "@maritronic9k That's an even better way to phrase it, actually." "It's also why I strongly feel that the majority of my dysphoria will be eliminated after GRS. Obviously I'll never be completely free of it, but I finally know my body and know what it needs. That's the final puzzle piece to feeling (mostly) whole." "This I think is part of why my genital dysphoria went from 0 to 100 on HRT. Once you can finally feel your whole body, foreign objects feel more emphasized. Or in other words, the feeling I used to feel all over is now mostly only felt in my girldick, which is a big improvement" @AliceAvizandum You'd think someone who was approached by the police for harassing trans women online at least twice by my count BEFORE he messed with you would've maybe seen that coming. @GenerativeCoder I hope you get it soon :3 It really can't be overstated how many health benefits come from simply not disassociating 24/7 I can feel my body. MY body. I'm a year and a half in and it's still kinda surreal when I think about it. @FrigidElfQueen holy shit your boobs 😍 "@DevourerRose @squidlarkin @princessproto It sounds a lot like how we wouldn't have transitioned without being told dysphoria wasn't required, even though we later found out we HAD dysphoria (in the limited way we were defining it) the whole time. Gatekeeping hurts everyone, including the people they claim to protect." "If you never listened to it, this song is like, 90% Mmm Bop which is why it's so goddamn catchy lol" "@Tenshi_Fae @QuestForTori Also, like... speaking as a Smash fan but not one who's obsessed with high level play: I prefer whatever the newest Smash is. Not even stumbling in Brawl bothered me that much, and Ultimate is basically perfect imo? So if we're gonna smash, go get the Switch lol" The only context in which I will tolerate any amount of What Does The Fox Say: https://t.co/WAHONwyPKR @OneLameShark omg he has GIANT screwholes in his waist the way I had him mis-transformed lol I am not a clever woman :V @Fenrisylgr I'm basically preordering every Siege toy at this point lol https://t.co/Fycvg2lkSs @QuestForTori Games off the top of my head that I would be more excited to pop into a GC before Smash: - Lost Kingdoms - Luigi's Mansion - Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door - 14-year-old me LOVED Bloody Roar but I have no idea if it holds up lol @EllieODaire I'm not sure what you mean by Western Star? But probably the best Bayformer Prime is the Masterpiece version (known as MPM-4 Optimus Prime). https://t.co/ow004kdvdp "And I sure as hell love Siege way more than the last time they called a toyline War for Cybertron. This can be my ""early Cybertronian Civil War"" shelf and my OCD will be fully sated." "In other words, there's probably gonna be a Siege shelf in my collection, just like there's a Transformers Animated Shelf. (pic is from 2+ years ago, but my TFA collection obviously hasn't exactly grown lol) https://t.co/5dxvPc4nDD" "I love Siege so much that I think it's simply going to supersede my ""G1 characters are only MP figures in my collection"" rule. I have a near-complete TFA collection, so there's already redundancy among characters in my overall collection. Siege is just gonna be more of that." "@ZJemptv Omg I'm telling that to every asshole who tries to pull the ""I have trans friends"" bullshit from here on out." @EeveeRespecter hi Lily!!!!!! 💕💕💕 (Kitty wanted me to mention she got extremely excited by your tweet and spoke up for the first time in weeks lol) "@squidlarkin @princessproto We're not actually sure if we're endogenic or traumagenic, but we lean more towards thinking we were probably tramagenic? It's complicated. But even still, inclusive plural communities are important, and gatekeeping never helps anyone." "Imagine if, instead of selling a pill that'll just force your dick to cooperate, the focus was instead on educating men on how best to have amazing sex that's enjoyable for both them and their partner(s) without erections? Girldick or not, the best sex I've ever had was with ED." "It could be argued that my girldick's ability (or lack thereof) to get hard can't fairly be compared to a man's erectile dysfunction. After all, I don't have a man's penis. But you know what? Kiiiinda don't give a flying fuck. Sex isn't just penetration. Cis men need to grow up." "Literally the people who created Viagra said ""cramps are not a public health priority"" and as someone who experiences both cramps AND erectile dysfunction: Fuck those misogynist pigs. Jesus Christ." "@WalterStephanie I try to find 10 to make the counting easier. I know that 6 needs 4 to be 10, and 8 minus 4 is 4, so it's 10 + 4 which is of course 14." @TheSecretCallie I'd get pretty pissed at anyone doing that. You're a close friend and I'm very protective of my friends 💕 "As much as I love Siege Megatron, having them both side by side really accentuates his lack of ankle rocker joints. Siege Optimus is really, really good, y'all https://t.co/rkCiHxhDEn" Aw heck I left his kneepads un-transformed :/ Me: MP-44 is the only Optimus Prime my collection needs Also me: Need. More. Siege. https://t.co/2cF8i7T4aV @princessproto I'm actually glad you said something. Makes me feel less alone 💕 "@princessproto That's where I'm at too. The system is there, but it's very faint. Kinda depressing, honestly. I prefer to be a we :/" "I have an idea: Let's avoid, whenever possible, debating which queers have more or less privilage than other queers. I feel like these discussions are rarely beneficial. Again, just.. whenever possible." @SissaDreki @princessproto I like to make my life a series of crossovers tbh lol "@FrigidElfQueen Mistress is really good at that too. Communication is important but often kinda hard, especially in subspace >.>" @ADirtyTrans 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh sdggggffdddff >////> Looking super cute in this top if I do say so myself 💕✨💕 https://t.co/OUqR9ykuMl "@ButchPuppy @StacySadistic When I was starving for any kind of trans community, I spent a fair amount of time on 420ch*n too. Slightly less toxic than 4ch*n. Slightly." @FrigidElfQueen I absolutely would wtf D:< @MapleReam ARE YOU ME? @GoodWitchLeigh I would regularly cry during the sad parts of movies BEFORE HRT. I'm a fucking wreck during sad scenes now lol @XxBIGBADBATTYxX Heck yes they are!! 😍 I love Mistress so much 💕💕💕 @ScribbledSmut @enbySasha Awww thank you! 💕💕 @enbySasha @ScribbledSmut I am the rare jackalope furry but I am sadly 100% sub lol @ScribbledSmut Literally 100% of my tweets are made while high lol You're good 💕 OOF and I just realized the last two people I noticed doing this were both ones I DM'd after they followed me to tell them how happy I was that they followed me as I had been hoping they would i get the message :/ @Genderbird FINALLY I feel like I've seen that puff friend in so many pictures already lol @oannablue wow 💦💦💦 "@AmeliaCarehart Ugh, that sucks. Let's you and me stay friends, okay? 💕" "@AmeliaCarehart Yeah I'd never go near such an app. I only find out about mutuals unfollowing me when I look at their accounts, which only happens occasionally. This last time I checked specifically because we hadn't talked in a while so it was extra feelbad D:" @xistentialcris i spent a summer when i was a kid so obsessed with Australia that i faked a (very bad) Australian accent @XxBIGBADBATTYxX I'm glad you're doing better 💕 @innautico It really sucks! When it's a mutual it feels like it's personal even though it probably isn't "i used to have the spoons to DM and ask why, and you'd be surprised at how often it was an honest mistake i don't really have the spoons for it anymore. it's stressful" ugggghhhhhh hate discovering when mutuals unfollow me it's silly but it affects me "can't sleep, too gay" late night gays @ByrneHardt @GoodWitchLeigh You literally just admitted you had to look up the definition of transphobia and you're trying to explain to a trans woman that why something she called transphobic actually isn't. Are you fucking serious? @guardie188 tbh I saw it on my feed but it was because someone I followed was commenting on it. I kinda preemptively wrote the tweet and now I can't find it lol @Quinn__tessence true facts 😍😍😍 @guardie188 oh my god that description is perfect "Also, - Suddenly extremely worried about Gen Z" "Just saw someone dejectedly call out y*urm*viesucks while describing him as a ""childhood favorite"" and, just, two things: - I feel so incredibly old right now - Really? You're shocked that YMS was shitty?" "@DoomGender I thought of DoorChas, but I didn't think it was good enough to share lol" @NightmareNympho Same. I've never played one and I rarely even watch other people play them lol But the plot and sci-fi themes of Soma are so incredibly up my alley. I'm glad they made it accessible. "@NightmareNympho The story is so much better than the horror game genre they put it in tbh I love Soma and honestly I've only ever watched a playthrough. One day I'll play it myself, but despite buying it IMMEDIATELY after finishing watching a playthrough, I had kinda already seen all I wanted." @avn_0216_m aaaaand followed <3 "@tfwiki @SKingBlue Awesome! I had the Siege one preordered and now I'm even more excited, thank you 💕" "@SKingBlue @tfwiki Correct, so the 2011 one was the first to be released at mass retail." "@SKingBlue @tfwiki The first Thundercracker, using that mold, to be released at mass retail. There was the Botcon one before that." @tfwiki @SKingBlue The main one that everyone who was collecting CHUG wanted for their collections. The 2011 one :P "@tfwiki @SKingBlue So Generations 'Cracker is like, slightly off or extremely off? Wrong shade of blue? I'm a huge Transformers nerd but I was somehow unaware of this." "@FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @imSyndrine I dunno, it's just an ordinary gray spider. But that pig sitting next to her web, he might be special!" @EeveeRespecter This is the most You reply and I really appreciate it 💕💕💕💕 "@IEatAccordions ""Cheated"" is a better word to use, there. That one is a slur." @pissmancy @quatoria possibly the biggest of all moods @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen Something poetic about this happening when you were 4 tbh :P "@dynaBIade It took me, no joke, two full years to have even anything resembling a wardrobe I was happy with. This is a mood." "@lumpenrose If you ever visit the ranch, we provide all-you-can-smoke/eat weed :3" @pissmancy slutty minds think alike i guess :3 @pissmancy wow you're never gonna believe what i tweeted like 30 minutes ago https://t.co/sVIvbDVwJp THIS EPISODE HAS LESBIANS IN IT OMG "@zenkid Awwww, you're so sweet thank you! 💕💕💕" This episode of Stargate Universe opened with a Flogging Molly song and suddenly the show is 50% more endeared to me. "today's been a lot of ups and downs emotionally but one thing's for sure: i'd really like to plant gentle, passionate kisses on a cutie's girldick" "@JunipertheBunny @emptydeadtree @tokyo_vamp Thank you! They're still here, they're just very faint." @JunipertheBunny @emptydeadtree @tokyo_vamp I hope she comes back to you 💕 "@jacquelinefilm Right now I'd prefer feeling more like ""us"" but I have had days where I wished I was a singlet." "@tokyo_vamp @JunipertheBunny It can be kind of scary, but so far no one's left me for good, and I know none of my headmates do it on purpose. They want to exist too, after all. Sorry it's scaring you :/" @JunipertheBunny @tokyo_vamp ain't that a mood a plural mind shouldn't have to feel singular "@tokyo_vamp @JunipertheBunny I don't think it ever goes away completely, but systems going quiet and/or mergings can happen. It's just part of being several people sharing a head. I'm still learning a lot myself." "@Kate_Bunni I could tell by your response, hence the deletion of my comment <3" "@GoodWitchLeigh it wouldn't even take that much fat redistribution to give me decent-looking hips and my body's all like ""what's hips precious??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯""" @TheSecretCallie Oh. I didn't know it got big enough to leave trans/leftist Twitter. I'm so sorry :/ *offers hugs* "@tokyo_vamp @JunipertheBunny It's okay if you feel like you might be plural. If you like the sound of it, you probably are in my opinion." @TheSecretCallie Can I ask what happened? @Kate_Bunni sorry "@JunipertheBunny Mine comes in waves. It's normal for us, I think. I hope yours comes back :/" "@WynneCluster It helps to hear that, thank you 💕💕" "Despite feeling a little less singular lately after weeks of it, I'm still having trouble slipping into we/us pronouns. Normally that happens without me meaning to, which feels more right to me. It's like the system is still there, but under-powered. Faint." @Kate_Bunni @PrissyOrcGF Morgan is amazing and I'm glad she was able to help! 💕 (Even if unintentionally. That's how amazing our Warchief is :P) "So if you see me saying I think all trans girls are hot and you think ""She hasn't seen me"": Stop. We all know dysphoria lies. I can't promise I'll have the spoons to reassure you, but that doesn't mean I don't think you're hot. Quite the opposite, in fact. Hence the tweet :P" "Part of the reason I think trans girls are so hot is BECAUSE so many of us aren't conventionally attractive! I see your journey in your face, and it's the face of someone who fought for their identity, and that's SEXY, dammit!" "Now I'm in the position that feels like I'm saying ""Let us HOT people talk in PRIVATE over here!"" Most days I feel okay about my appearance, and I know a lot of folks on here think I'm gorgeous, but I'm not conventionally attractive. I just also think hotness is more than that." "@Kate_Bunni I get that, but I don't recall you ever sharing your self-described shitty self-esteem with others, unprompted, in a thread poorly suited to talking about it. So, you're good 💕 (And I legitimately hope you can turn your self-esteem around 💕💕💕)" @TheAshenCouncil I guarantee there are tweets out there better suited for folks to share their dysphoric feelings. Positive & upbeat tweets that are trying to make folks feel better isn't the place. "Because when you do that, I have two options: - Ignore you - Try to reassure you that no, random stranger, you ARE hot Feels like emotional manipulation, even though I know ""not me"" comments come from a place of real hurt. I don't want to add more pain by saying this." "Is it fair of me to offer the advice that if you see a tweet from a trans person talking about how hot they think other trans people are, you shouldn't comment ""Not me""?" "@Calliethulhu this whole thread is, um such a mood >////< who needs to make thoughts for yourself, anyway? seems dangerous D:" @MissPepper_Mint Doesn't having tits fucking rock!!? 💕 "@NightmareNympho I can't cum with help either. I figured out how to orgasm without cumming, though! I don't think that's a skill I can teach others, however >.>" @emuchaton @ghoulsNgoats EMU WHY DID YOU EVEN TWEET IT @FrigidElfQueen i can help :3 "I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS MORE TO THE IMAGE LIKE THE PREVIEW LOOKED LIKE A COMPLETE THING I SAW NO CONTEXT NOW I DO (HAD TO FIGURE THIS OUT ON MY OWN, HENCE THE ABOVE TWEET LOL)" @princessproto @EeveeRespecter also this is Extremely Cute @princessproto @EeveeRespecter FACT: Charlotte is a good snuggler @NightmareNympho @Q3w3e3 @PrissyOrcGF TRUE FACTS I legit didn't even see what was so funny for longer than I care to admit Turns out I didn't miss much :V had a bit of a falling apart moment earlier today feeling better tho emotions are complicated @Q3w3e3 this tweet is Art @Triclilith Happiest ending ever! <3 @zoealexandra89 @PrissyOrcGF Awwwww that'd be so cute! :3 @PrissyOrcGF oh noooo~ @NeitherNora I think you get away with it completely unironically tbh Cishet men take cute/hot things and ruin them. "@DisgracefulDuck I know, I have that same feeling! What an odd coincidence 🤔" @riffwitch RIGHT??? He's almost providing us a service lol "I can PROMISE you that any allosexual lesbian selected at random gets more pussy than you. The bar is in the deepest part of the deepest ocean, dude. And if ""masculine men"" like you could just not even know I exist, I'd feel WAY better. https://t.co/p9sLI4tBR3" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/ZvcQt1EFdY "LRT if a cishet man told me my tits were ""very lovely and quite full looking"" I'm pretty sure I'd involuntarily vomit. On him." "@Smithling3 Odd that I've been regularly using Twitter for like 2 years and hadn't noticed that. I guess there's a first time for everything, lol" "Btw, this is about the Democrats thinking anyone younger than 50 seriously considers ""socialist"" a four letter word. I'm not commenting on my opinion on Bernie. I refuse to take part in 2016 2: Electric Boogaloo. Just vote Democrat in 2020, that's all I ask." "Everyone's laughing at this, and it'd be funny if it weren't for the fact that because of our winner take all voting system, the Dems are our only chance to overthrow Trump. It's fucking *dangerous* that Democratic leadership is this hopelessly clueless. What is wrong with them?" "Was just told by Twitter they received a report I sent in the last hour. I didn't report anyone in that time frame? The tweet I supposedly reported is now deleted, and the account is set to private, but I do already have them blocked, soooo I hope it's okay?" "(Also in reality I said ""OMG IT'S THE COP GUY"" because I always forget Will's name)" "@RaeGun2k I had never watched it. I've only seen maybe a third of Atlantis (it didn't hold my attention like SG1 did), so I just assumed it was that." @EeveeRespecter idea: snuggle with pet "(It was Stargate Universe, btw)" "*something Stargate-y is on the TV"" Me (still waking up): That guy looks familiar... is this Stargate Atlantis? Emily: You probably recognize him from Sense8 Me: OMG IT'S WILL" @princessproto literally half of what i ate every time i went to hortin's lol "@emuchaton mmmmm forget to rate me, baby~" "@GuildingLilly @KatyMontgomerie Thank goddess I'm getting rid of mine x.x But seriously, I wonder what logic pretzels they'd twist themselves into to explain why an athlete who's had a vaginoplasty would still have an advantage." @ZJemptv Heck yeah I'd rather be an android too "@emmaspreekt Nah, you're hot 💕" @HRHStarflare Nope. You're hot 💕 @CuddlePotato Thank you 😭💕 @Lunar_Opals Thank you 💕💕 We're already feeling a little bit better. @CuddlePotato ACCURATE DESCRIPTION TBH I'm somewhat relieved this is something other systems experience tbh x.x @ACrimsonSun @cum_paws omg i love your keyboard! @cyberwitchlexi late nite trans twitter club! "For like several weeks now we had been feeling very... singular. We prefer feeling plural. The feeling seems to kinda come in waves, though." @VOID_FRIEND We're kind of coming out of a weeks-long funk of feeling very singular. Plurality isn't always on Kat's mind. Honestly the story is even hotter in a plurality context imo >////> @VOID_FRIEND I didn't even think of this in a plurality context until I saw you liking my comment on it! @Mewociti Nope. You're hot 💕 @Lewd_Go_Round_ h-heck >////////> i'm too gay for this 😍 trans girls are just unfairly hot @hologramvin I mean I wanted to see it anyway but now I need to see it @DoomGender Every story of yours I read is my new favorite but still: This one's my new favorite :3 @FlaredFeline 😍👅💦 @lumpenrose tired decompressing @DoomGender th-this is um wow >///////< https://t.co/rN3WQiLaD0 @lumpenrose *hugs* 💕 future archaeologists will be mystified https://t.co/P2NbNhyIvu "i've collected more artifacts (i might rename the folder to ""queer stuff"") https://t.co/gMudT1c2Lf" @Triclilith @Flailmorpho_ @EeveeRespecter you would say that :P @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen i'm sorry that's adorable @innautico I really wanna play FFIX and I'm told that I'll love Vivi. @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter great minds think alike or at least subby ones do :V @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter Are you saying I made Charlotte and Lilith laugh? :D I also preordered this fluffy boy BECAUSE HOW COULD I NOT??? https://t.co/2szVXssvVR @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter I know but I felt that sentence was funny enough to share @EeveeRespecter gay~ @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter the cucker has become the cuckee or something @liddytronic He literally narrates that he forgot the taste of bread in the RotK intro. He likely forgot many things. @GoodWitchLeigh The secret to cunnilingus is just being really into it. Your sapphic instincts will take over :3 Or maybe I'm just a muskslut who loves having her face buried in all manner of crotches lol @gwen_no_fear YES the power of camo crop tops is too much for me 👀👀👀 https://t.co/W7lfshAG7l "@Genderbird Doug Bowser was hired a few years ago. There's been time to react to that. This is all about how much people love Reggie, I think." "@Genderbird people kinda idolized him in i guess a really weird way is what we're discovering i'm sure he's a nice man, but leftists acting all sad and writing how awesome he is is very weird to me" @XylariaVG @Triclilith @CookieCyboid yeah i'm stealing that description lol @Triclilith @CookieCyboid IT REALLY IS THO @GoodWitchLeigh It's not as bad as it looks. https://t.co/FPhMWA7y7t @CookieCyboid that looks like a good fucking oof 😍💦 @Triclilith @DoomGender yea i just about dropped just reading the part where suddenly the computer is known as owner *shivers* 💦 "The ribbons were my sister's idea (she would have been about 12 at the time), but I still was obviously SUPER into it lol" There is a video of 4-year-old me dancing to Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid with ribbons tied to my wrists. @maegodhavemercy THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE @deathpigeon is this about linehan or singal i can't tell Takkun found the perfect place to lay down: @cosmicladyrosa's laptop https://t.co/tqvAOeHnvv Thank fucking goddess I'm gay tbh @OneLameShark It's the power of the crop top *nods* @Estrus_flask @Atkinson72R I'm 32 in May All you kids need to get off my lawn D:< @ACrimsonSun @MxBatty Oh heck this is really cute art! Followed! "@spookythewitch ""Incapable of expressing male sexuality"" is a good way to phrase it. That's exactly how I felt before I figured out I was a girl." "TERFs: You're transing gay kids so they won't be gay! Me: Uhhhh, I'm a trans lesbian so... no? TERFs: Trans women are men! You're not a lesbian! Me: I exclusively date trans women. My transitioning made me gayer no matter how you try to invalidate my existence. TERFs: https://t.co/LDAEdhIhrn" "@GuildingLilly It's ALMOST as if this is based not on facts or science, but bigotry https://t.co/VQuDAIvuLM" "@norintha @Calliethulhu The more heroes you metaphorically preemptively kill, the easier it gets to not hero worship in my experience. This is healthy." "@SissaDreki Yeah, that's probably where I'm at if it turns out I'm ace. It's so hard to tell because I have lower T than most other women. Even taking prog like I am, my libido is pretty shit day to day." "Starting to wonder if that summer I spent thinking I was ace (RIGHT before I realized I was trans), I wasn't completely off with that assessment." "(Though it should be noted that if we're being lewd, calling me a slut is a HUGE compliment and I love hearing it~)" "I really do like giving off the impression that I'm a slut, but I like the distinction that @Calliethulhu made when she said she's a pervert, not a slut. I'm the same way. Most of the time I'm not fucking. But I really like being lewd with others." "I can't do the chances of fucking meme because most of you I don't want to fuck, and those that I do want to fuck I know well enough to know they'd be dtf too so the entire exercise is just ""A bunch of people asking if I'd fuck them when the answer is no"" which sounds awful lol" @emuchaton @ASmolRobin true facts "A lot of it is psychological obviously, but knowing that I have two little testosterone factories inside me that would ruin my life were it not for my t blockers is really, really scary." "When Doug Bowser eventually steps down we're gonna have a LOT of ""So long, Doug Bowser!"" jokes. Prepare yourselves." I don't think I'll know what true normal feels like until my balls are gone tbh I appreciate that HasCon & Hasbro Pulse are now giving us repaints & retools we used to only get through BotCon & at a fraction of the price... But I need them to show that they're not JUST going to do big name characters. The fun of BotCon repaints were the obscure characters. https://t.co/0hYrWdPbsI "@TheSecretCallie Even if NoA made games he wouldn't be the ones making games, no. People like him because he was by all accounts a nice guy, but he's still a boss that didn't actually create anything." "@OneLameShark If one of them has to be bigger than the other, Megatron dwarfing Prime makes the most sense to me, if for no other reason than their alt modes." "@IsabellaIzIzzy @StacySadistic For what it's worth, you found a friend in me! And we're absolutely gonna hang out sometime at the (queer, chosen) family ranch 💕" @CookieCyboid Yaaaaay! What a good chastity slut! :3 Heck I really need to get me one of those cages >.> "@acutebitten @GoodWitchLeigh You were born in the cold. Molded by it, you might say." @nyaakat Yeah I dunno what we'd even do beyond wait patently for a domme to come help lol Maybe cuddle? :3 @nyaakat @Triclilith https://t.co/L2o489Ur2s "@GoodWitchLeigh SHIVERING, FREEZING MOOD" I enjoy being a We almost as much as I enjoy being a She tbh @biggestjoel GOODEST BOY "We've yet to figure out how to make a headspace that sticks, but we've noticed that different headmates occupy different, physical-feeling spaces in our shared head. Alice tickles the back left portion of our head, and Joi tickles the back right portion. It's kinda cool tbh" @Alison_Coffee Valid "But yeah sometimes it kinda feels like being plural adds special skills to my mental abilities, but MOST of the time it just feels like ""What if human brain, but more complicated?""" *apologetic and overly self-critical "Kat: I'm so sorry, I wish I could let you front more Alice: It's okay! It's not your fault! Kat: Wow I'm apoplectic overly self-critical even when talking to headmates. You'd think your reassurance would work better. Alice: I mean we're still different people... Me: Oh yeah lol" "@Foxsan48 If all goes according to plan, I should be free of this thing before 2020. Thank you 💕" Heard from headmate Alice for the first time since we tried letting her front and got hit with a wave of dysphoria in response. She's doing okay. We all agree fronting for her might not be possible before GRS. I'm relieved to know she's still there. honestly if i have to have a girldick i might as well keep it locked up girldicks are amazing and i love having them in my mouth but mine is POINTLESS and I HATE IT @MetteusAtoll HONESTLY SAME "love impossible choice i have to make every night when i get into bed of either being reminded of my girldick by it being smooshed by my panties, or being reminded it exists by it flopping around everywhere 🙃" @MetteusAtoll I'M LEGIT JEALOUS BABE "@CookieCyboid Be careful with that horny, it's contagious >////>" @MetteusAtoll THIS IS SUCH A COOL DREAM OMG @CookieCyboid cuuuuute :3 @AmyButWith10Ys @EeveeRespecter True facts @EeveeRespecter same gay sitting club! https://t.co/R8WWTv4YxQ "I also bought a 360 literally the day they officially announced Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts (To this day I think I only got like halfway through it, lol. Still waiting for an ACTUAL Banjo-Threeie)" I bought a WiiU initially because of Hyrule Warriors when you're somehow keenly aware that all your bigotry is related and overlapping but you forgot to not say the quiet part loud @EeveeRespecter this might be the cutest thing i've ever heard @MetteusAtoll It's a good pose for cuddling! Just saying~ :3 @EeveeRespecter wait she was asleep "Sometimes my phone will just tell me ""can't connect to voicemail!"" out of nowhere and I think it's because I'm getting voicemails but we live up in the mountains where I can't get a signal and my phone anxiety is keeping me from checking into it further >_>" @carrots_smith Cis people really do think literally all gender differences in humans are immutable i feel called out by diagram number 2 @deathpigeon Vikky that mental image is cursed how could you do this "@deathpigeon I might accept that Slimer has simply been dead long enough that he's forgotten much of his past life, and he's halfway to the mindless, shrieking banshee stage." "@deathpigeon Unlike the ghosts in the series that we know were once human (the librarian and the Scoleri brothers), Slimer isn't humanoid." "@NeitherNora lol yes, I strongly believe Slimer is a Heartless and you can quote me on that :P" My weird headcanon is that not all ghosts represent the souls of real people. Some are just concentrated negative emotions that are given form by the same mechanisms that allow the essences of decreased human to stick around. Because Slimer being a human once is really silly. "@transscribe For what it's worth, she's retweeting the right responses. This to me seems like a cis person willing to listen. https://t.co/0OlHLkfxG2" @Smithling3 Nice to meet you! I'm Kat 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh you're kinda not wrong tho @ACrimsonSun aaaaaaaa heck i'm jealous /)////////(\ @Comrade_Star I have to clean chasers out of my followers regularly and it SUCKS D: "One of my exes loved two things above all else: Ghostbusters and Fallout, and I'm mildly amused that they're both tainted now." """Ghostbusters is for misogynists now"" is a weird brag" "@GoodWitchLeigh It's such a perfect, distilled example of transphobia and yet I bet there's no shortage if cis people who'd argue against that fact. If it was a cis woman, most folks would've taken her side and it would've never been a meme in the first place." "@tiger If it bothers you and they're your friends, though, you should feel free to tell them how you're feeling." "@Calliethulhu All they'd need to say is ""But trans women's chromosomes USED to be XY, therefore not women!"" That would be sufficient enough for them, especially based on what they already say and believe." @Calliethulhu We already know there's cognitive dissonance going on since literally no one judges gender on chromosomes. That's not how day-to-day life works. But they can't admit that because doing so makes our genders just as valid as cis people's genders. "@maxyote @FicusArt As long as you're working on it, that's all anyone can ask." Asleep on momma's lap :3 https://t.co/iC7LsVyMPS "@maxyote @FicusArt I understand what you're saying. Do you understand what I'm saying? I have no way of knowing if a random person is misgendering me or not when they use ""dude"" to refer to me. It's rarely appropriate for me to interrogate strangers and ask, you know?" "@maxyote @FicusArt How on earth are we supposed to know it's a genderless statement? When it's a gendered statement, it gets to hide in ambiguity. Regardless though, the result is the same: Many of us feel misgendered. I'm from California too. That's a kind of a weak defense, dude." @Calliethulhu Couldn't possibly agree more tbh 😍💦🍆 "If you swap the MEKA that comes with Nendoroid DVa with the one that comes with Cute But Deadly DVa, you get a much better match both proportionally and aesthetically imo https://t.co/ZW9V9c67u9" @MaiaFranklyn Literally just today after preordering on Amazon with 2 day shipping "Reinhardt is not a great figure, but luckily DVa rocks and is 95% of the reason I bought this set lol 🐰 https://t.co/YpXRr0QnHs" My little Halloween kitties 💕 https://t.co/Tuw2atlyxw @piffyjackie Yep! They just released! Heck. Yes. https://t.co/YM7ukBIcku "@StacySadistic The last piece of the puzzle I needed after struggling with gender feels for at least 11 years was that I didn't need dysphoria to be trans, and that was said and reiterated often on Tumblr. I often joke that Tumblr turned me trans lol" @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Being poor is expensive because capitalism is evil @ASmolRobin @CookieCyboid @nyaakat @TracerPlace Queer Court has a nice ring to it actually I'd watch it "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme I feel this, though. I keep noticing a lot of my friends are like, >6k and it makes me feel small. And not the fun kind of small either D:< It's all very silly and I'd stop if I could 🙃" "@ASmolRobin @CookieCyboid @nyaakat @TracerPlace wtf you're like illegal levels of cute, Robin D:<" @DisgracefulDuck (Honestly I'm rather glad she freed me of that. Even at the time I was kinda ashamed of it) "@DisgracefulDuck FUCKIN' MOOD RIGHT THERE I used to feel so validated by cis lesbians. Now it's like, I'm still friends with some and I don't dislike them overall, but I don't get that rush of exciting validation I used to. One of the people you're talking about is responsible for that." @DisgracefulDuck Honestly if she reads this I hope she just blocks me :/ "@DisgracefulDuck I wondered, lol One of them's a mutual who I have on mute. I don't feel comfortable doing anything other than that, because last time I said ""Some of my friends, (not me [at the time], but some of my friends) are uncomfortable with this"" she threw a massive fit." @ASmolRobin If you'd like an objective third party sub's opinion: Stern Robin accomplished >////> "@DisgracefulDuck wow couldn't retweet fast enough I'd personally add that, for me at least, this is mostly directed towards accounts whose like, ENTIRE gimmick is talking about how much they love trans women. I can think of at least two, and they both make me rather uncomfortable." @CookieCyboid huge same @CookieCyboid you make it sound like you have a choice i know i don't :V "@MaiaFranklyn The Last Knight is good, ridiculous fun and I will die on that hill. The rest of the Bay series can be skipped tho." @AmazonChique @ZyBurton83 GOODEST GIRL OMG @GoodWitchLeigh Whenever I have to spoons for it (which admittedly isn't often) I'll stare back. Then it becomes a glare. Then they usually look away in embarrassment. "@Calliethulhu It's like cis people rejecting the term cis. I don't know if THEY know that what they're doing is removing language so that no discussion whatsoever can occur, but that's what they're doing and literally everyone else can see that." @OhMiaGod This is so awesome! I'm so happy for you!! 💕💕💕 "@kroati1 @ghoulsNgoats (""dee-coo"" would be diku"", to actually finish explaining what I mean lol)" "@kroati1 @ghoulsNgoats ""boo-cah-kay"" Japanese syllables get easy with practice. When they romanize words, vowels never do double duty. So for example, deku nuts/scubs/trees in Ocarina of Time? That's ""Deh-coo"" not ""dee-coo""" "@CookieCyboid @ghoulsNgoats Same, because of Finding Nemo :V" @ghoulsNgoats there is no escape (pronounced like bukkake) "@queerops I'm sure it's not, like, every time someone says it. There are other clues. But I've definitely seen it happen." "@Chopin_42 We're happy for y'all! Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind don't matter 💕💕" @IsabellaIzIzzy I like your hair :3 "@gaygirlLiz Yeah, I got ahead of myself. Those are the ""microguns"" and their gimmick is they're basically chibi guns. There are also 1:1 Overwatch NERF guns being made and minus various paint apps they had to change because of safety laws, they're way more accurate." "@SarikVaster Wow, that's fascinating!" "@DoomGender This one is really good! Heck, I'm still squirmy from reading it >.<" @emuchaton i'm a huge fan @ChapienFerret @liddytronic This thread by FoldableHuman goes into more detail and I agree with every word of it. https://t.co/gDZ3GtAVgL "@ChapienFerret @liddytronic I don't think you're dumb. This is why I liked that scene, for what it's worth: https://t.co/7MCKGUvFDH" @emuchaton jesus i'm glad you're okay D: "@ZJemptv It makes sense that that's what research would show. Despite what transphobes say, no one (parents or otherwise) is forcing anyone to transition. If you transitioned, you must have wanted to on some level. The only possible reason you'd go back would be external pressure." @ButchPuppy I haven't gotten that deep into The Lore yet "@trgrrl like, for free?" @Hypnothulhu holy hell i need to watch this @KittenFemme @Hypnothulhu That was my question too >////> I've decided my Organization XIII name would be Thraxkyn "@ExistentialEnso I'm thinking Thraxkyn for me, then. Sounds like a Transformer tbh so it's pretty on-brand." "@ExistentialEnso Is there a method beyond ""mix up the letters and add an x""? I'm only like halfway through KH2" @MaiaFranklyn That's actually extremely good omg "A shimmering puff of indistinct love What's better than The vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man? Are such fucking perfect lyrics that I can't even touch them. Google lists the last two lines there as one line, but he's distinctly rhyming ""than"" with ""man"" with a pause between." [media] + [make the romance gay] = [better media] We must somehow engineer a sapphic equivalent to Neil Cicierega (What you girls really need is a soft fuzzy gal) "@TheCatMom @GoodWitchLeigh Ah. ""It"" made it sound like the event being described was cute. Did you know most dogs actually avoid getting their poop all over themselves? Puppies don't, though 🙃" Don't be nervous No don't be nervous I'm not like other girls Who have a surface~ "@TheCatMom @GoodWitchLeigh Puppies shitting everywhere isn't cute. - Signed, someone who used to work at an animal shelter" "I really love Neil Cicierega's Soft Fuzzy Man and I'd love to envision a Soft Fuzzy Girl parody but he rhymes a lot of things with ""man"" so it'd need some pretty extensive re-writing." @nyaakat @CookieCyboid hey this is cruel D:< @emuchaton It's a really good tattoo "@OneLameShark @Knightswords omg I have that Optimus! Now I want this Megs even more (but yeah, I'm ordering him for the garish color scheme first and foremost lol)" @ASmolRobin goshhhhh this is cute >/////> "@pissmancy Hearing you still have a gag reflex + the video you posted earlier honestly gives me hope for my own deep throating skills, heck" @SecretMaple1 *wiggles* ohhhh~? @princessproto @did_system I mean that's one way to set the record queer :V @SecretMaple1 oh? :3c @trgrrl hell yeah 😎 Tomorrow I'll have been collared for six weeks 😍 WAIT I HAVE SOME OLD NECA PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN SWORDS IN MY ACCESSORIES BOX AND THEY SHOULD BE 1:12 Okay I definitely need this beautiful blue boy. "That sword is never not gonna be bent, though. Unless they make it out of the material they're making Wolverine claws now? I doubt it, though. Wish 1:12 accessories were more common than they were. That's just a pirate sword, I should be able to find one." @MaiaFranklyn I KNOW I LOVE IT "@Faey_Doctors @MaiaFranklyn (I think Maia means everyone's making the ""They nerfed Dva"" joke because Dva is getting a NERF gun :P)" @Fenrisylgr Yeah we're getting his Blackwatch costume first. "Hey it's one of the few male Marvel characters I get really, really excited about and have wanted a new Marvel Legends of for ages! (That said, if we ever get a Marvel Legends Nocturne I will officially lose my shit) https://t.co/4cm7e06nfy" "@TheCatMom Okay, so I looked into it and the ones you're replying to are like, tiny. Chibi guns. They're $20, but the full-sized, 1:1 NERF guns have not had their retail prices announced from what I can see." Dva: Nerf this! Hasbro: Okay @Fenrisylgr Yeah Hasbro's gonna have a much faster turnaround and they're already doing Anna and Reaper as alt skins first. "Mistress said ""You're making sounds that indicate that you need it"" while I was reacting to the above pic" THEY'RE MAKING DVA'S GUN TOO AAAAAAAA I NEED IT https://t.co/qwF158ZIAi @Archaema Yeeeeeeaaaah I'm getting the Figma ones too >_> I can't really justify the double dipping to myself other than: Lesbians "@Knightswords @JenApparently Gotcha. If he's G2, that's justification enough for me to double dip on that mold :V" @bunnarchist Nah I wanna cosplay Tracer :3 @bunnarchist THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I WANT THESE THEY'RE DOING NERF OVERWATCH GUNS I DON'T EVEN LIKE NERF BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY THESE CURSE YOU HASBRO https://t.co/2kMXKddd5g can't wait to order this lesbian 2-pack https://t.co/9E9BknSCxL @GoodWitchLeigh *hugs* I know that feeling all too well :/ "@TheCrankyWizard My wrists look slightly (though noticeably) thinner because I'm losing muscle mass, which is a known thing, but all the ways it can change your body aren't always obvious." "@TheCrankyWizard Not that I know of. There's a LOT of changes that happen that aren't as widely talked about, whether because it's rare (like getting shorter) or for whatever reason not discussed among cis doctors (like trans women experiencing PMS symptoms." I love how thin my wrists have gotten on HRT :3 Unforeseen consequence of estrogen-based strength loss: Ice cream is so much harder to scoop now @pissmancy omg tell me your secrets i thought i was good at sucking dick but i am clearly outclassed 😍😍😍 "We're watching The Office again and Dwight just said out loud to himself ""One crisis at a time"" and if that isn't the biggest goddamn mood in the universe" Sometimes tweeting while high gets you really weirdly-worded sentences but hopefully all of that made sense lol "To expound a bit: TLJ has an almost monochromatic color scheme which looks amazing, but TFA while being mostly blue and red on black, but its overall feeling is almost a rainbow. It's VERY colorful and it pops for a completely different reason." "@JenApparently So, that deco looks familiar to me, but I can't place it. It's not G2 Megs, is it? I already have it preordered, though. I LOVE garish Transformer repaints :D" "Repeating ""It feels good to obey"" to myself over and over might not always help with my executive dysfunction, but it DOES make me feel tingly so I'm gonna keep doing it :3" @GoodWitchLeigh i am also a proud dragon fucker so @MetteusAtoll @ACrimsonSun IT REALLY WAS 😭💕💕💕 @ACrimsonSun aaaaaaaaaaaaa /)///////(\ "@ACrimsonSun One of my headmates who thinks of herself as an AI calls me (Kat) little one and, um This story is very, very good >////<" "@Bobboman_2000 @cyberwitchlexi As for the biological women comment, keep in mind: - Transphobes and most cis people use ""biological"" in a way that is not scientific - Something inside your brain, some aspect of you, is female. Your brain is biological - Arguing against this is actively harmful to us" "@ACrimsonSun I was literally going to say ""This story is 😍😍💦💦💦"" and now I'm suddenly played >////>" "@Bobboman_2000 @cyberwitchlexi Well, people saying ""Well actually"" when I'm trying to be supportive and helpful to my trans siblings irks me, so we're even :P It dilutes the message if I add a ton of asterisks to something like that. All surgeries are a risk. Trans people who need them though, NEED them." "@Lenathejoyful As a fellow farm lesbian: I know that feel. Cell signals don't reach out here, so when we first moved in, before we had internet, it was Rough lol" "@Bobboman_2000 @cyberwitchlexi I know someone whose neo vagina basically healed improperly. Still functional, but yeah sometimes they don't look identical to vaginas folks were born with. However, they're the exception, not the rule. And for many of us, not getting GRS is still worse." @bunnarchist HUGE SAME @LeftAtLondon WE FOUND THEM THE GOODEST DOGGOS @pissmancy @emuchaton I didn't know you were a ritty! That's so cute! :3 @JangotheBlueFox I can never have too many of them. Ever size class would come with them. @JangotheBlueFox I KNOW IT'S SO MUCH BETTER I'd seriously just buy the effects parts on their own if they sold extra in different colors. @pissmancy h-heck 😍💕💕💦💦💦 @oannablue You are none of those things 💕 @DeciusNero @wehpudicabok Literally a recreation of that time a TERF attacked a trans woman at a protest in the UK a year or so ago. Like the posing is almost identical. Whoever made this is arguing that the trans woman who was attacked was seeking that out. It's abhorrent. "@FinalBossFemme This whole thread is a mood, oof. There's a reason I try to avoid being around or interacting with cis men if I can." @OneLameShark If they made a SKU for Siege that was literally just like 20 different muzzle flashes I'd buy ten. @toygrind (Though I do agree Siege feels like a leap forward in a lot of ways) "@toygrind I mean, I hate the term CHUG (I just call it Generations) but the philosophy of ""G1, but modern toy innovations"" has been going non-stop since 2006 and Siege is just more of that. If we get literally every G1 character remade, then we might be post-CHUG :P" @AmazonChique @MagsVisaggs @JillTempered I just had to move a tub of LEGOs upstairs that I had originally placed in my closet about 4 months ago and that tub was NOT so goddamn heavy when I last lifted it D: @LezKatze @arnellerose @gwen_no_fear literally just heard you talk about this stuffie then it appeared on my feed lol @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith hmmmm this hypothetical you're inventing apropos of nothing sounds quite adorable 🤔 But to any gay trans people in the US military: We're gonna act like you're illegal. @l1quidcryst4l And now I just discovered them too thank you! :3 @KendamuZ fuuuuuuck this is a mood @emuchaton https://t.co/AfQtyb8gTD @emuchaton this is bullying D:< @rozietoez I'm so glad we're still calling him Whispers. That nickname is so goddamn perfect. "@Cassterix ""sort of okay"" Girl, you look stunningly beautiful 💕" "hot take but literally no democrat is worse than trump so we all know what we're doing in 2020, right? right???" "I'm so goddamn happy that Transformers have moved on from spring-loaded missiles. I'm fairly meticulous with my collection, but not as much as I'd like to be when I move, and I've moved a lot. I've lost so many plastic missiles :/" @emuchaton i can't believe it @OneLameShark Honestly a mini tank makes no sense anyway. I got the brown Mega solely for that adorable Chop Shop. @GuildingLilly It's why there's a lobster emoji in my bio. They added that before the trans flag. Now we get butter too. woooooo(?) when i try to talk during oral @MaiaFranklyn mood "@MaiaFranklyn @tainkirrahe @OneLameShark You're from the UK, so I just assumed you were either joking or it didn't apply to US politics. I know enough about UK politics to know I know basically nothing :V" "@OneLameShark MP-36 is the best one :P But yes, Siege is the close second. All of these Megs are good except the brown one :V" "@OneLameShark The only reason I still own that positively awful Legends mold (the one that came with Chop Shop) is because selling him isn't worth the effort lol Then they retooled him into Warpath and I was like ""The Deluxe one is fine, thanks""" @tainkirrahe @OneLameShark The Queen of Megatrons has spoken @fridista @AmazonChique There's no need to apologize. Your experience is real and your feelings are valid 💕 @emuchaton @pissmancy THAT'D BE SO CUTE AND HOT OMG @fridista @AmazonChique Then I apologize for making you feel left out. I worded that poorly. "@emuchaton @pissmancy i wanna be all ""SO unfair"" but obvs your free to keep 'em all for yourselves you mean, mean edgy dommes :P" sleppy gorl :3 https://t.co/qAiberzgbN "@Calliethulhu IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SO KINKY PUTTING IT ON THE TOP OF MY WATCHLIST, THANK YOU" @CuddlePotato I like your hair too! :3c "@GoodWitchLeigh I really wish the world worked like everyone else seems to assume it does and that being anti-sex worker didn't have deadly consequences for all non-men, not just sex workers." @emuchaton @pissmancy I'd like to take this moment to say that I really love @pissmancy's @ @transscribe @IzabelaKaramia @rozietoez @KatyMontgomerie Exactly. @emuchaton I'm excited for you! And for any pictures of said smutty vacation you might want to share 👀 "@AmazonChique Every one of us experiences it. That ""Oh god it finally happened"" feeling." @Calliethulhu can i also be a robot in this fantasy "@IzabelaKaramia @rozietoez @KatyMontgomerie @transscribe If we all collectively for some reason agreed to do everything that info graphic said, they would find other ways to push us even further into the corner. They won't be happy until we're completely invisible or dead." @rozietoez @KatyMontgomerie @transscribe There is no shortage of transphobes who cannot be convinced that our oppression isn't somehow self-inflicted or sought out by us. I don't think this is a parody. It wouldn't be being passed around like this if it was. @Calliethulhu Have you ever read A Wind in the Door? It's the sequel to A Wrinkle in Time and one of the main characters is an *actual* cherubim. He's just a bunch of eyes and wings. "@Genderbird Sometimes these things need to spill onto Twitter. I don't mind hearing it, and I'm always here to help and listen if you need it 💕💕💕 In the 2-ish years I've known you, Jessi, I've never once observed you doing or saying anything that made me think less of you." "oof, that big tub of LEGOs I put in the walk-in closet when we moved in was NOT AS HEAVY as it was a second ago when I needed to move it upstairs x_x Estrogen: Thank you, but also, oof" @anarchopupgirl I'm a happily owned pet :3 "This is surreal because I'm Always Online as y'all know and so I see my face (ie, my profile pic) constantly. I should be used to that color. And yet it seems wrong to me wtf" Randomly found this pic while searching for a different tweet and I can't believe my hair was ever this dark??? This is my natural hair color but two months of dyed hair has made this seem weird to me. "I didn't know about ""I like your hair"" being code for ""Hey I'm gay too and I think you're cute"" right up until the very moment I needed to, when a queer girl said it to me in a W*l-M*rt once and in the span of 3 seconds it all clicked into place and I flirted right back lol" @Kalindlara (my thoughts exactly) @Kalindlara (how is this person cis this is amazing) "@emuchaton i am also a fan of these so-called ""girls"" and ""snugs""" @maegodhavemercy I said firefly and I've only encountered them once while driving from Colorado to Ohio (I think I saw them in Illinois but I can't remember for sure) "@maegodhavemercy Nope! It even listed the frontage road thing 3 times as if for most people it can name 3 indicators but for me it was just that one. My stepdad has lived in Fresno, CA his entire life and he uses the word frontage road, and the map turns red for me in around CA too." "@CookieCyboid pee, mostly" @garblefart omg it's perfect :D "@witch0winter I mean, I guess that has internal logic but I maintain that it's still not an interesting conspiracy theory, and unlike who shot JFK or 9/11, if we found out tomorrow that the conspiracy theorists were right I couldn't possible care less?" "It figured it out I'm northern Coloradan because I call a small road parallel to a highway a frontage road. Wild. I used to call soda ""pop"" as a kid in CO but I unlearned that when I spent my teens in the central valley of California, and I thought for sure that'd throw them off https://t.co/uh96c2IU2i" "Do people who think the first moon landing was faked also think the rest of them were? If yes: Why is it only the first landing that's talked about, and is the implication/assumption that it's impossible? If no: That's... not a very interesting conspiracy theory, is it?" @ACrimsonSun aaaaaaaa this is so sweet and hot and cute :3 "Right, I'm gonna need to acquire literally all of these. https://t.co/kTJPB8vNPu" "@lucashoal This is a toyline called Transformers Botbots, the Goo Goo Groupies are the baby-themed team, and they're being released in the next wave which is sometime later this year." "@MaiaFranklyn I've been to a rave but that wasn't when I rolled on molly with pacifiers, ironically enough" Really loving that pacifier Botbot :3 "@quatoria @anarchopupgirl @Calliethulhu relieved, if you will" "@anarchopupgirl this joke arguably works as both ""pissed on"" and ""pissed in"" and honestly i'm in awe of your shitposting powers" @LucySaracen heck yeah you are!! 😍 @GoodWitchLeigh this is wow i thought my ex stories were something @zoealexandra89 aaaaaa thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @EeveeRespecter https://t.co/EPAYfcvb4K @EeveeRespecter It's like... arrested development or something on his part. @zoealexandra89 I've been hoping for a follow back for a while now tbh 😳 @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter how can i not help but love her she's so goddamn sweet and adorable @squidlarkin @princessproto I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HELPED HER REALIZE SHE WAS PLURAL THAT'S SO COOL 💕💕💕 @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu you're not gonna believe this but holy heck same??? @Calliethulhu TRUE FACTS THO @MaiaFranklyn Honestly the question probably isn't fully explored. We need at least 2 more blue human aliens. "Star Wars: Hundreds of diverse alien species, whose designs are some of the most creative and innovative in all of science fiction Also Star Wars: There are two different aliens species that are just ""what if humans, but blue?"" https://t.co/N1pIitKmov" @bi_gendian https://t.co/Vy25rxNyf0 @Captain_V_Smith @TenaciousRanch @SteampunkPenny @deathpigeon There's also @norintha (Jen) and @cosmicladyrosa (Rosa) :3 💕 It was so fun having you over!!! <3 I'm so glad @deathpigeon and @Captain_V_Smith were finally able to visit the ranch! We forgot to get a selfie with everyone but it was great having them over! Y'all need to visit more often :3 💕💕💕 "@cyberwitchlexi I mean, the Jedi way is to cut the parents out of the padawan's life forever, ""Shmi who?"" would be their default reaction, basically. The Jedi suck! :D" @dynaBIade @cyberwitchlexi starting to think non-queers need to stop playing overwatch tbh "@cyberwitchlexi Who's xqc btw? A streamer, I assume?" @Genderbird The current Transformers toyline is called Siege and I was confused for a second there "@cyberwitchlexi Neo vaginas aren't noticeably different from vaginas people were born with. It's literally just transphobia when ignorant cishet men argue otherwise. No way in hell he's ever seen one. Otherwise, why not mention that?" I'm really pleased with the high number of background Ithorians in The Clone Wars tbh https://t.co/JTGD6JLEOy @gailforcenyine @CookieCyboid this tweet is high art @CookieCyboid heck yes I can't wait to see :3c "Tired: Genger is the anti-Clefable Inspired: Actually, it's Exploud" @damnyouwillis Can they fit inside a Soundwave tho? gamers were a mistake https://t.co/UgVlaU4mYq "I really need to remove ""saphhic"" from my phone as it learned that incorrect spelling from me ONCE then never let it go" @lucashoal @KittenFemme H-heck same >_> @ViTheMoon @princessproto sub subconscious :V @aliceinfamous @StebMcDreb Yeah that's usually how I figure it out :V tired: lewd subconscious inspired: intrusive thots @lucashoal @KittenFemme It's doubly unfair for me because Mistress calls me Kitten too >////< @Kate_Bunni 👀 being trans and saphhic means high key wanting to fuck all your friends x_x @KittenFemme I know it's perfect >////< whyyyyyyyy is this pic so true x_x practically just came when a friend called me a slut out of nowhere it's so unfair >/////< https://t.co/xFdw6WXOSU "I hate that feeling where I come back to a DM hours after I last replied because I got distracted and the other person took my silence in the wrong way and thought I was upset :/ I don't like to do that to people, I'm sorry" @MaiaFranklyn I was released 3 years later :V [cw animal abuse] You might say my analogy isn't perfect because a factory that skins puppies alive doesn't seem to have any benefit to society whatsoever. Spoilers: Neither do cops "It's really easy to just assume that police are at worse a necessary evil and never analyze that belief. When I and others say All Cops Are Bad, we're trying to (among other things) challenge that assumption. Taking it personally is missing the point entirely." "The reason you feel that angrily mentioning your brother or whoever that's a cop is because you think the police are an overall good thing, so just say that instead." @AliceAvizandum extremely cursed tweet "[cw animal abuse] Imagine that every city had a factory whose sole purpose was skinning puppies alive, and whenever you brought up how horrifying that was, someone took it personally by saying their [family member] works there. In short, ACAB and shut up about your cop uncle." @thelesbianfairy goals tbh @briamgilbert Map the evolutionary tree of all 809 Pokemon @JangotheBlueFox Omg that's even worse lol "@JangotheBlueFox Yea I never felt like Aligned was an actual continuity in the way we usually use that term, and all that is why. I stopped watching TF cartoons after TFA, so a good portion of this was heard from others and then half-remembered. Aligned was just not something I ever cared about" "@JangotheBlueFox But wait, the third War for Cybertron game was also that year's licenced Bayverse video game. They literally mashed those two continuities together at the very least?" @JangotheBlueFox That still sounds like a terrible idea lol @salielle THEY'VE TRIED TO SELL THAT AS THE PRIMARY CONTINUITY FOR LIKE ALMOST A DECADE NOW D: @emuchaton literally my life lol 😍 @emuchaton i'm taller than Mistress and heck that's a good point >.< @ChurchChills @AliceAvizandum I mean same "Hasbro: Let's mash all Transformers lore together and act like the Michael Bay movies, War for Cybertron, Transformers Prime, and all cartoons that follow it somehow all happened in the same continuity! This will simplify things! Me: https://t.co/lKZ3KKLA2R" My hottest Transformers take is that Aligned's uninterestingness is topped only by the Bayverse continuity. Omg they're finally ending the Aligned Transformers continuity https://t.co/xsf8xUhlyu "Starting to wonder if some of these aren't intentionally trans-themed, because I've retweeted a fair number of them thinking ""mood""" "@deathpigeon I like the edge of the pillow to make up for the space between shoulder and my neck, otherwise my neck really hurts. Couldn't do it that way." "@deathpigeon I don't mind, lol. I wasn't really sure how to arrange the pillows tbh D:" "It only just dawned on my that Transformers and Ghostbusters came out the same year. Apparently Hasbro felt they needed that justification for making this, but I'm not complaining. https://t.co/JbQIKqT9W4" "I mean, if you insist" can jk rowling please just go away @cherubelly your butt is so hecking cute 💕 @L0rdhamster Huge same @trgrrl https://t.co/IDb74gSyOz "Just decided I'm gonna call my memoirs ""Stoned, Trans, and a Little Confused""" @_Lizstar_ THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE CUTEST DATE TBH @Calliethulhu I feel so called out this is so unfair Pussy. "Y'know, the original joke was that I found him attractive because of how anti-military he was sounding, and y'all took it in the horniest direction. (I approve)" "@OutcastToad No, that's the episode before the zombie one. They were very much alive when they burned them." @JessicaNgtmare Aaaaaaa I missed your selfies! You look super cute! 💕💕 There is an episode of The Clone Wars where the Jedi use flame throwers to burn Geonosians alive and then share their top scores for how many they killed. What the fuck. "I'm sorry, how on earth am I just now hearing about BD-3000 Luxury Droids??? it it me https://t.co/vZnRTDOtSb" why does this tweet have over 200 likes you thirsty sluts @deathpigeon You do! 💕💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh you're not wrong tho @ReverseClassism @/nocontextunrav @churusaa He paints his nails a different color for each video! This week's was silver :3 (I don't normally go for guys either >.>) @cherubelly *getting on my knees* I don't even like feet but I have a massive degradation kink dammit @GwynPoptimistic https://t.co/R2rsN0qo7T https://t.co/erBWElblhJ Side note but Brian David Gilbert is incredibly attractive to me for some reason https://t.co/nNyneV0R1n "@hazelsbutt I'm someone who actively avoids multiplayer Minecraft, so if that sounds like you, I recommend this game. Haven't tried Astroneer's multiplayer and I probably won't." https://t.co/ud5ZDOBAg1 "If you aren't watching Unraveled with subtitles, you really should. https://t.co/JncxaJdbF6" "@Calliethulhu In my experience, ironically liking a kink tends to end in just liking the kink :P" @Calliethulhu It's not a meme. Tentacles have been a thing for a lot of pervs for like decades. "Tired: Dr. Forrester sent Joel into space because he needed a test subject Inspired: Dr. Forrester sent Joel into space literally and solely because he didn't like him, and then thought of the experiment after the fact" """he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space"" is an example of late stage capitalism send tweet" @lumpenrose I did. I've been having a lot of trouble answering DMs lately. They've been making me very anxious. @trgrrl hey~ 😘 "Tonight (ugh, this morning now i guess) I miss my close friends I've never met in person. That's the only word for it: I miss y'all. I kinda hate that this website is the only reliable way to stay in each other's lives." "Also because my brain apparently seeks out the maximum amount of pain, a fair number of my closest friends on here live overseas 🙃🙃🙃" Twitter is a great place to meet new friends but then you have a bunch of friends you feel so close to that the distance between you hurts :/ @ExistentialEnso I have that same triceratops stuffie! I'm so happy that you're doing better 💕💕💕 "@erismoth nope, confirmed cutie" "I don't exactly have to be anywhere really early tomorrow, but I do have stuff to do and I really needed to be asleep sooner than this :/" @Caliriana Awww thank you! 💕💕 Astroneer is really fun https://t.co/4luL54nzuK @trgrrl you're so goddamn hot 😍 @pissmancy Thank you for the follow back! :3 @emuchaton looks good enough to eat tbh :V @emuchaton wet bones covered in pee @pissmancy I mean I followed because you're super cute and seem really cool :3 It's cool that I have all these options for a spacesuit but could you maybe uhhhh show me what they look like? https://t.co/TrZAW6xUL9 @cherubelly huge mood tbh @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfQueen @emuchaton WORSE TWEET "Every time a Transformers collector gets mad at all the thirsty cishet boys wanting boobs on their robots I always have to re-remind myself that cishet boys are clueless and need to be ignored most of the time. Silly boys, robot tits are for the sapphic girls." "all female robots in fiction are inherently queer sorry, i don't make the rules" "@Calliethulhu @FrigidElfQueen @emuchaton Freaking out the elder goddess of cursed tweets means it's a success, actually :V" "Also worth noting that Figma doesn't seem that excited to get to the tank characters (that's a lot of plastic in an expensive, premium line). Honestly as long as Hasbro's tank characters are okay and mostly in-scale, I don't mind settling for their take on the bigger characters." "@Gay_In_Space7 This is very true! Pre-tool just means ""This would be a retool in any other context, but we're giving it to you first in the hopes that you'll be more likely to buy both because you're an impatient collector"" :P" """Lost of Transformers, and also Jubilee"" sums up my collecting habits pretty nicely lol" https://t.co/lvleVyId6C has a TON of new Hasbro stuff that they just revealed at Toy Fair (it almost never happens this quickly wtf) AND they're offering every figure individually (normally you need to buy full waves). Definitely get on this if you're one to preorder toys. https://t.co/jZ0tARtHix "(Technically Blackwatch Reyes is a pre-tool, but you know what I mean)" "My ""main"" Overwatch figures are gonna be the Figma ones, but Hasbro's are going to be: - More affordable - Easier to find - More characters more quickly - Already has retools like Blackwatch Gabriel Reyes So yes I'll be buying the shit out of these lol https://t.co/uBZsFhbXTt" "@LegendOfDottie I'll accept a heroic sacrifice, but only if it's directly involved in killing Thanos. Like crashing a massive starship on him or something. But ideally she'll live." "Not only is Nebula not a double agent, she will be INTEGRAL in ensuring Thanos dies. She will deliver the killing blow." "Literally when talking about Nebula's face turn he was like, ""I didn't buy it."" Fuck you forever, dude 😂" "I saw an Avengers Endgame theory video that started with ""Nebula is a double agent"" and that's when I closed the video. Self care is not letting clueless fake nerd boys explain to me how they think it'd be way cooler if an abuse survivor was still working with her abuser." "@cherubelly powerful, eternal mood x_x maybe we can take turns breeding each other! sharing is caring! :D" "I don't know if that exact shade of T-Rex has been done already with that mold, but I still need to own at least one of them and that's a beautiful color combo imo" "Well there's no way I'm not buying this. @Lord_Kristine, you need to see this if you haven't already. https://t.co/eodpe3FE9s" "Given that Figma doesn't appear to be interested in larger characters for the foreseeable future (DVa's not coming with her mech), Hasbro might be the best place to get tank characters, at least for now." @ASmolRobin @nyaakat doesn't sound suspicious at all! "@emuchaton but, but... isn't that most asses???" @ClockworkQTDoll oh lol that's true! :3 "@emuchaton if the geography itself wasn't so goddamn homophobic there'd be a line of cuties with cute butts forming for you, ready to eat D:<" @ClockworkQTDoll ? >.> Let It Go has become a goddamn queer anthem and if Disney doesn't do something with that legacy they're losing so much goddamn money from us gays. Fuck the international market (assuming that's their best excuse to not be overtly gay with it). Their loss. if elsa doesn't kiss a girl in frozen 2 we riot @GoodWitchLeigh OPPY WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY 😭😭😭 "@JessicaNgtmare @fggcomic The WiiU was EXTREMELY underrated, but now that the Switch took every single one of its must-have titles, I can't really recommend it to people. More than most consoles it served a specific purpose in a specific time span that's now sadly over :/" "Tbh I'd much rather have a BTTF DeLorean Transformer (name him Doc, dammit), but I'm betting they're already in talks to make that happen." "Apparently this is only through ""Hasbro Pulse"" which I assume is like Matty Collector except hopefully not shitty. The link provided doesn't work atm tho." Oh my god they're finally doing it. The subject of many-a 80's nostalgia parody t-shirt. It's becoming a real toy. https://t.co/BNf6KhlwG4 "Siege is the best Transformers line of all time, and a good portion of the reason why is the muzzle flashes or whatever I'm supposed to call the yellow smashy bits of this epic hammer https://t.co/PdkTP5HTJO" @Calliethulhu heck now i want pizza D:< @OneLameShark Yes "(There ARE a handful of a cards I can use if I'm feeling greedy, but MOST of them are ""each player"" effects)" """Never suffer alone-- that's selfish. Pain is meant to be shared with others!"" The Greatest Show Unearthed is finished! Now I just need to buy the cards I don't have from it :3 This deck is less about ""winning"" and more about ""sharing the love <3"" https://t.co/dBjRgsVTVC https://t.co/KiIlWN9tzu" "On paper this sounds like a bizarre concept, but in execution I absolutely need one for my collection tbh https://t.co/UfFhAvNV3h" "I didn't see any animated features this year so I have some catching up to do. Sight unseen, based on what I've heard about all the big releases, Into the Spider-Verse should be a shoe-in. But Incredibles 2 should also be in last place, lol" "Since for so goddamn long Best Animated Feature was called the Pixar Award, since we've found out the company was disgustingly misogynistic in its company culture for decades, since by all accounts Incredibles 2 wasn't that great... I'd sooner give it to Wreck-it Ralph 2." lesbian plz steppy 😍 I know y'all have to do this for every movie you make I guess but 2018 is when Into the Spider-Verse came out sooooo @Hypnothulhu oh heck that would be nice 👀👀👀 @Calliethulhu No words... they should've sent a poet 😭 @MetteusAtoll i lied i never tried :V look i tried being less gay but girls are too powerful @KittenFemme fssghgfd 😳 @KittenFemme heck yes you are 😍😍😍 @Quinn__tessence fghhfssasfgdf https://t.co/jAayytQiQB there's so much gay horny on my timeline i'm just one girl D: @cherubelly p-plz x_x @GoodWitchLeigh Kayleigh I have really good news @FrigidElfQueen *nods* It's why no one but Mistress can call me Kitten :3 @GoodWitchLeigh Because distance is homophobic D:< @nyaakat It's the same power move Mistress plays by having us wear our eternity collars in public and I love it 😍 @Quinn__tessence Hmmmm sucking dick is one of life's greatest pleasures 😍 "@hemmingcost No, no! You have a lot of good ideas I need to add, thank you!" @wehpudicabok The Greatest Shown Unearthed I hope I linked it properly >_> "Searching ""each player"" in the rules text is turning up exactly what I wanted. Now there's too many cards lol" "@diffidentdream Got that one added already, but thank you! <3" "I was able to find 7 more cards, but honestly some of the cards included don't fit the theme very well other than being Rakdos-themed, so I'll still take any suggestions y'all have." @DrewFlashy1 Good ideas! Thank you! @cherubelly and getting very squirmy >w< (Also I'm way more proud of the name of that deck that I should be lol) Need 16 more cards for this EDH Rakdos deck I'm sketching out. The theme is chaos-causing cards that hurt my opponents AND me. Cards like Sire of Insanity and Havoc Festival are good examples of what I mean. Not even sure how to search Gatherer for that. https://t.co/AqhHpKC1Zt https://t.co/nrrTx0zO6H @FicusArt That's hecking adorable and gay omg 💕💕💕 drinking caffeine at 1am this is a good idea that will in no way backfire whatsoever @FicusArt Extremely keyboard smash tbh @hazelsbutt There's a LOT of good mommies in Simic :3 "@hazelsbutt I absolutely do! And I'm really glad I have both versions of this card, but the spot I had planned for her was in an EDH deck, so the other is going in my non-tradable special cards binder :3" This one is also Extremely Good https://t.co/oYA3a82e7L @ACrimsonSun sounds fun! :3 @Ulexar Please do! """It is nature's job to create life, ours is to perfect it"" I seriously wanna frame this. https://t.co/WEVBogIDF2" lol okay https://t.co/utKKYrsHPk "Ravnica Allegiance has the highest concentration of guilds I love of any Ravnica set and I've been eagerly awaiting a chance to buy some for months now :3 (I also love Orzhov and Gruul, but they're both kinda ""second favorites"" behind Simic, Golgari and Rakdos) https://t.co/OrRgMTEXgo" FLCL stands for Fooly Looly Cooly Looly send tweet @emuchaton i mean where else would you put your face "@emuchaton ""forced""" @emuchaton GOODEST GIRL @FrigidElfQueen Gay~ @OneLameShark Siege Springer is BEAUTIFUL and I will not have my son disrespected like this :P @StacySadistic plz x.x "Lickitung is just a giant salamander. There are actual salamanders that big, and they live in China. Animal life is beautiful and that's what the Pokemon designs in this movie are drawing from. https://t.co/zWDNC4n9kr" "None of the Pokemon in Detective Pikachu are horrifying, fite me" @nyaakat @ASmolRobin I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FOR COOKIE THAT'S PERFECT @DevourerRose Yeah I think that's why by Aliens the head domes are just black @ASmolRobin That puffin is a quality stuffie!!! I really love stuffies of animals you don't normally see. I have an aardvark stuffie for that very reason :3 @PrissyOrcGF so pretty 😍😍😍😍😍😍 "I can't tell if this is more terrifying because it's a Funko Pop or not. The original Alien suit DID have a transparent head casing where you could see the skull eye sockets, but only in decent lighting. You see it more on the toys tbh https://t.co/BOdhWR9Izo" @AzazelAfterDark yes plz "@Calliethulhu degradation by way of gaming, I like it" @norintha Oh my goddess you are gorgeous babe 😍😍😍 "@ExistentialEnso I care about you a lot, Thorne. Please stay safe 💕💕💕" @oannablue it's true 💕 @princessproto I couldn't possibly agree with this thread more. I love hearing about what my friends are passionate about 💕💕💕 @CuddlePotato it's so unfAIR "@Calliethulhu That's completely valid and I know other trans people who feel the same. For me, I lean more towards feeling like I didn't have a choice." @katposting AS A FELLOW LEGAL KATHRYN: CONGRATS 💕💕💕 @Meiastra Omg please keep us updated with how she's doing D: She's one of my best friends on here and it infuriates me how much people just won't leave her alone. @CaseyExplosion That chicken makes me so sad @RaeGun2k That's awesome! I only lost a shoe size so far but I'll take it lol "To be fair I haven't bought a MOTUC figure in years, but I know some form of it is still going. I still really wanna buy Mantenna and ""Adora if she was Hordak"" https://t.co/2thjgPwijL" They better be planning to add Princesses of Power to the Masters of the Universe Classics line. I want a 2018 Entrapta with good articulation. I don't think any of my followers are MOTUC collectors lol @IsabellaIzIzzy YOU'RE cute :3 feel kinda cute i think https://t.co/iOZUGLRgut @lumpenrose did I use the wrong word? Me: Slut My autocorrect: Slit Me: Slut My autocorrect: Slur? Me: SLUT My autocorrect: I'm pretty sure that word's illegal @GoodWitchLeigh there was no way in hell i was gonna transition and NOT be a slut tbh @Azure_Husky I hate hearing guys/dude. It's a really easy way to hide transphobia and I flinch every time they're used for me. @GoodWitchLeigh Starting to see why you like fucking them so much tbh 🤔 @trgrrl oops i retweeted it @trgrrl literally one of them is blue these are furries @Anarcho_Vampire All the time and I hecking love it @Anarcho_Vampire to the surprise of I'm sure absolutely no one: same "@trgrrl I set my DMs to ""only people I follow can DM me"" like before I even had 100 followers. Because I knew what was coming otherwise." lol @NintendoAmerica apostrophes don't work in hashtags (That was the default hashtag it gave me) uhhhh of hecking COURSE i'm saving these doggos how is this even a question #Yoshi'sCraftedWorld #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/NCAf3FXLZh @emuchaton i'm willing to help because i'm such a good friend "The thought that I'm gonna wear this eternity collar for the rest of my life makes me wet, ngl" @StebMcDreb Thank you! "@deathpigeon I miss you, Vikky. It's gonna be soon 💕" "@deathpigeon I think about this a lot. We've just been busy. I saw your DM too, I've just been extremely anxious about DMs larely, sorry x_x As soon as we're less busy around here, you're first in line to visit, okay? 💕💕💕💕" @deathpigeon Thank you! That actually means a lot 💕💕💕 "It was time for a profile pic update. I prefer my previous profile pic way more, but I wanted to be showing my collar since I've been wearing it for more than 5 weeks now lol This'll just inspire me to take an EVEN CUTER selfie soon" "@rozietoez I'm definitely preparing as best I can for the complicated emotions that'll happen after surgery. I'm told that happens to basically everyone. There's no doubt that I need this, though. Thank you for sharing this. It helps hearing from others who've gone through this 💕" "Springer is by far the least interesting character in the The Transformers Movie but my '86 movie display isn't complete without him, dammit" The cool things about this announcement that excites my collector brain: - He's way more G1-y than the last Springer - This figure can stand next to Generations Sandstorm and they'll be even more distinctly different characters Still would prefer an MP Springer but this'll do https://t.co/Dwk4XE6Fgk that's my favorite gorillaz song i fucking love this @GoodWitchLeigh that's a genius win-win holy shit @SJWMEGATRON He has a notable growth spurt between 1 and 2 wtf I just love the fact that gender is so much more interesting and complex than cisheteronormative society dictates because it means I get to be a lesbian AND both suck dick and eat pussy. "@GoodWitchLeigh Impressive that you articulated that with a dick in your mouth, tho. I need to up my game, fuck." "@trgrrl I mean, Leon is a main character in KH 1 & 2 so that works." "@GoodWitchLeigh I admire your tenacity and bravery in your quest to fuck men, even if I can't understand it :V" @erismoth I'm waaaaaaaay ahead of you :3 "@trgrrl Way back during the PS2 era, I saw FF8 in the used bin at Gamestop and I couldn't remember if it was 8 or 7 that everyone loved so much, but I decided to risk $20 on it anyway. Yeah I think I played an hour of it. To this day. Lol." @tainkirrahe Shit these screenshots look better than my DVD set. @trgrrl I would absolutely fuck GLaDOS so I get this on a deep level @LittleEmmyBee @trgrrl 100/100 experience "I don't think any of my mutuals would do this, but jesus christ the thought of random folks from your workplace grabbing your collar without permission terrifies and infuriates me. Don't touch a sub's collar unless you own them or have permission from their owner and the sub." I had never heard of this movie before but now I really want to see it. https://t.co/xpv6vs8jwv @trgrrl Being gendered correctly is better than sex imo "@trgrrl Alicia you really, really, really look like a girl. Just saying 💕" "@magicalfeyfenny This sounds a lot like my experience before I came out. I knew I was gay somehow but I didn't like boys. It was very frustrating. I think if it's an assumed cishet guy who's exploring his gender, then I'd give a different answer than I did earlier in the thread." "@QuestForTori And whether or not they lampshade the fact that there are elements of this premise that seem very trans, it'll be done the way clueless cis people only can and it'll be embarrassing AT BEST." "@DevourerRose We might have to take you up on that offer sometime. No spoons for it tonight, though. Thank you again 💕💕" "@DevourerRose I'm pretty sure I'm still Kat atm, but today was rough for unrelated reasons so it's a bad time to know for certain lol Your advice helps, thank you <3" "We spent so long deliberating whether or not to say publicly that Alice is somehow cis. It's embarrassing to Kat, but it's the truth. We miss hearing from her, but our entire system was kinda fucked up the last time we asked her to front, so... :/" "@magicalfeyfenny Cis? No. There's a complicated history around trans men sometimes using that term, but that's up to individual trans men. I think the one agreed-upon aspect of the term lesbian, even if we ask gatekeepers of the term, is that cis men are not involved." @QuestForTori oh fuck "Our system has felt very quiet lately. Have I mentioned here that Alice feels cis to us? B/c it means whenever she tries to front our dysphoria gets worse. Kitty's been quiet too. It's just been Joi making herself known, and even then kinda rarely. I'm glad I have her at least" @eilidhmax *hugs* 💕💕💕 "I don't want to have kids, especially if I can't be the one getting pregnant. Despite that, I can't deny that there's some anxiety around the permanency of the choice I'm making. But the alternative is worse. I need these fuckers out of my body." "I had a dream that I got an orchi, which is weird given that I won't be getting one in real life (we're taking them when we install the vagina lol). But I woke up with this sense that I hadn't properly mentally digested the permanent changes I had made to my body." "@innautico I'm feeling better, thank you <3" awww heck yeah https://t.co/qTUd8W76m5 @ArmlessKittyfox *snuggles* <3 "Brain: *anxiety* Me: Wait, what? What's wrong? Why are we anxious? Brain: *depression* Me: Uhhhh okay but what happened? Brain: *DISSOCIATES* Me: help (I'm doing better now, but that was most of my evening x_x)" @maegodhavemercy HECK YES YOU DO "@maegodhavemercy @NRosesVeggie Yeah my wallet is not gonna love this lol I really love humanized MLP art, but I don't love Equestria Girls, so this line is like, tailor made for me lol" @bunnarchist https://t.co/noDx6oCdFZ "@Calliethulhu Thank you, Callie. Seriously, your comment means a lot to me 💕 A nap helped, I think." feeling very dissociate-y "@EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @princessproto I mean, she is :P" There's so many of y'all on here that I love so much. Thank you. "@MagicTheygirl This entire tweet is a mood. I took such terrible pictures for my ""before"" pics, lol" @MagicTheygirl doesn't it feel good to obey? <3 @MagicTheygirl sub mood @FrigidElfQueen @MagicTheygirl oops i retweeted @lumpenrose nothing just anxious @trgrrl Bones are supposed to be wet tho @Triclilith oh hey your brain does this too? "@SadieCashbat This is the same argument I'm arguing against in the thread just using a different term as the starting point. If I was talking about a woman who loved women, I'd call her a lesbian. I'm not interested in discussing this further." I've been so anxious all daaaaaay help x_x @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme This is the cutest thing I've seen all goddamn day wtf @Calliethulhu @emuchaton @KittenFemme an alien gf no less! @SadieCashbat Lesbian as a term has a complicated history as I'm sure you're aware. Could you explain what you mean? I know the term used to include bisexual women but it sounds like you're implying there were no women who were exclusively attracted to women before that era so I'm confused. @Speed_Freak01 They're sooooo satisfying to transform for some reason. I'm loving Siege more than the entire Prime Wars trilogy and I LOVED the PW trilogy!! "The pragmatic approach in most cases, but especially in clear cut ones like James Barry where he lived as a man and used he/him pronouns, is to say they were trans. We have words for queerness now. So let's fucking use them. The alternative is erasure." "The most accurate way to explain it most of the time is: This person was gender nonconforming & while terms like transgender didn't exist back then & it's impossible to know for sure, they're proof that we've existed throughout human history. Cis people hear ""They weren't trans""" The following can both be true: - It's unfair to assign modern definitions and terms to historical figures - Not doing so contributes queer erasure Just because you wish you didn't have to do either doesn't mean cisheteronormative society won't ensure that it works that way. "I understand that it's often unfair of us to say ""This historical person was trans in the way we define it now."" The problem, however, is that most cishet people assume then that the person must have been cis, and that any gender nonconformity needs another explanation." "Language was different. That's a real thing, for sure. What I never want to see though is a historical figure being obviously, undeniably queer and then having their queerness erased." "Don't know how much more clear I can be than ""Trans people have always existed"" but the first criticism I've gotten is someone saying it's anachronistic to claim people of the past were trans." "I think The Desert (S2E11, the one where they're looking for Appa and Sokka drinks cactus juice) might be contender for top ten episodes of the series. Especially that final moment. https://t.co/H5H5gp9YNU" "@MadameMomster There hasn't been an Applejack announced yet, but I use BBTS: https://t.co/JbhJ08nOmb" "Why is the Yoshi's Crafted World demo impossible to find on the eShop? I mean, I know why, but can anyone help?" @princessproto "@queeeerdear No, I'm not." There is an aspect to Wan Shi Tong's voice that is SO Combsian I didn't even bother looking it up for all these years until right now when I wanted to make a tweet about how his voice is one of the most pleasant surprises to find in any media with voice acting. We're watching The Library episode of Avatar (S2E10) and I was certain that Jeffrey Combs voiced Wan Shi Tong (the giant talking owl spirit) but apparently it was Hector Elizondo! I guess I gotta turn in my voice acting fan/nerd card lol "I try to only buy Pinkie Pie figures because she's my favorite character, it makes my MLP shelf look more obnoxiously pink, and it cuts down on how much plastic tat I buy. ...But I might need to get the Mane Six from this line (only these two have been announced so far). https://t.co/YKl87sFHd0" "@FrigidElfQueen I'm sure I've said this before, but those glasses are fucking amazing" @bunnarchist me too "@jamesCportis3 Homophobia is still rampant unfortunately, even in 2019 where some non-queer people want to believe it's over." "In a women's studies course I took a few years ago, there was discussion about ""women"" who served in the Civil War. Trans people will voluntarily fight in a goddamn war to get their genders recognized and y'all will STILL misgender us." "If you hear hoofbeats, it's probably a horse, not a zebra. Stop trying to make it more complicated. You're only doing that because the thought of history being queer seems wrong to you. You should reflect on why it feels wrong to you, because it reflects poorly on you." "If there was an AFAB person living as a man in 2019, we'd rightly assume that person is a trans man. Assuming that it couldn't possibly be that simple for a historical figure is tacitly admitting that you believe transness is a recent invention in human history." "@jamesCportis3 What an odd question for people to ask. I guess it depends on why they're asking, but it's none of their business regardless." This entire thread is better articulated than mine. Please read it. @FlaredFeline @emuchaton heck i was thinking this too wanna see a pumped up emu girldick tbh 😍 "It costs exactly $0 to check for pronouns, sexuality, etc in someone's bio. Like it'd be easy for me to assume most of my friends are she/her lesbians, and I'd be right most of the time, but being wrong even once isn't worth it and I make sure to choose my words carefully." "Watching the new She-Ra, I had forgotten that Entrapta was originally a villain in the 80's so her heel turn was a surprise, but I can't even get mad about it because it's the cutest, most understandable heel turn in all of super hero media and tbh her new friends are awesome." @PrissyOrcGF My sapphic ass would probably melt in your presence tbh. Not sure how your coworkers can get any work done 😍💕 "Gonna mute the thread now! I don't give a shit if you think communism kills. - Capitalism kills at least as much - Communism in the way I believe it needs to exist hasn't been allowed (by the US, mainly) to be tested fully - Communism/socialism/anarchism have the same goals imo" "@Yuiautomatica @RealYubiko @PeakTranarchy @OnePrplGrl Yes, the US government has worked very hard to ensure that." "@Yuiautomatica @RealYubiko @PeakTranarchy @OnePrplGrl ""What are the odds of the masses accepting free food, housing, and medical care for the rest of their lives, while not needing to work if they can't or don't want to?"" I dunno, I'd say pretty good." @Yuiautomatica @RealYubiko @PeakTranarchy @OnePrplGrl Yes. "Cishets, even the nice ones, are uncomfortable with history being as queer as it actually was. To cishets, I mean this in the meanest way possible: Live in that discomfort while you sit down and shut the fuck up." "It's not ignorance, though. This is an intentional re-writing of history to fit cisheteronormativity. It's like when non-queer historians take very obvious instances of gay romance throughout history and try to tell us that ""This is just how friends loved each other back then!""" "Shit like this is so goddamn horrific that I literally do not care even if you could argue this cunt is just somehow misinformed about James Barry (I don't think you could, but even IF you could). Ignorance does not excuse this. Nothing excuses this." @Yuiautomatica @RealYubiko @PeakTranarchy @OnePrplGrl Well thank goddess you're wrong then. "Misgendering trans people who cannot speak for themselves is violence against our entire community. In my opinion it's one of the worst, most heartless acts against queer people imaginable." Cis people fully understand the power of misgendering deceased trans people. It's a monstrous way to convey to all living trans people that even our memories will be argued over in an attempt to erase us. Also I love autumn and I love that autumn leaves are a part of the themeing of this movie. "Nah but seriously, Disney has already tried to queercatch/queerbait us with Elsa and that's only going to increase as we get closer to the release of Frozen 2. Don't listen to them. If Elsa is gay in the actual text of the movie, THEN we celebrate." "Not much to go on in the Frozen 2 teaser trailer, but I appreciate that Elsa is finally taking on The Sea and making it pay for its rampant homophobia." @Triclilith @Calliethulhu I'd pay to see this "The actual worst-case scenario is I'll get my ophthalmologist to look at my left eye, they'll say I need surgery, I'll get surgery to remove the floaters, and because I was on top of it (unlike last time) the floaters won't do the same kind of damage. But holy fuck is it scary." "If what happened to my right eye happens to my left, I will be unable to read. Period. That's not being blind exactly, but the thought terrifies me." "Worried about my left eye. My good eye. The back of my right eye was permanently damaged by my uveitis. Even with an artificial lens installed IN the eye, I can't read or see detail with it. And the floaters in the left eye are now acting up. Might need surgery on it too :/" "Obviously I don't personally want her gone, but I actually do hope that Chelsea Manning is able to leave Twitter. She's a controversial figure among cis people and I can't imagine what her DMs look like, even among trans people who love her. Twitter is not a great place." "@juliemuncy23 I'm a sucker for ridiculous crossovers and even being new to the series I couldn't help but get incredibly excited watching all that. It was very, very good. (And thank you for the followback! :3)" "@juliemuncy23 I'm not even a Final Fantasy fanatic and I loved every second of it, yes :3" @juliemuncy23 Literally just saw this scene for the first time last night wow @Bieeanshee OMG CONGRATS 💕💕💕💕 "Things I'm most excited for from the Nintendo direct: - Mario Maker 2 - Link's Awakening remake - Squirtle Amiibo - Final Fantasy IX on Switch - Yoshi's Crafted World - Dragon Quest Builders 2 looks really, really neat - Of course I'm downloading Deltarune" @MissPepper_Mint I would actually be interested in trying the GBA version. Re:Chain SUCKED especially playing it right after KH1like it's intended to be. @hologramvin Done and done HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY I LOVE MISTRESS @SteampunkPenny 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I LOVE MY GIRLFRIENDS @norintha @MetteusAtoll 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @actuallyalice The characters are all Gen X and the lyrics reflect that. I haven't done the math for all millennials but I know I was too young to be the intended audience for Friends and given how poorly it's held up I really don't think we need to argue it's an anthem for millennials. @liammck02 @nachtegaelnight @ValnarDragoness @minnascule please untag me "@TwippingVanilla @BonafideVonafyd @Em_TeeGee I've definitely said ""wanting to be a girl is a symptom of being a girl"" in the past, but I didn't coin the phrase and I don't think any of those tweets ever got very big. The following tweet however I've had many people tell me helped them hatch: https://t.co/MqDnagtOiF" @Yuiautomatica @OnePrplGrl No @Alexis_Lubbers1 @ExistentialEnso I forgive you. It's all good 💕 @Lookin4Serenity @Darkly_Dave It's really good @ToniQueene @EeveeRespecter @gwen_no_fear https://t.co/Mbi3ivGzdc @emuchaton joking aside tuna's really fuckin good tho @emuchaton i dunno i just liked that you were bein' cute D: @emuchaton i am not a clever woman @emuchaton i just figured out you're eating tuna @uselessneetgirl yes :3 @Lunar_Opals We're so happy we could help! 💕💕 (fourth times the charm x_x) "Jackalopes are a type of bunny. - Signed, a jackalope who likes to be called a bunny" i am a complicated queer "Realized I didn't have my furry species in my bio, so it necessitated moving some bio stuff to the pinned tweet 💕" "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Submissive | Little | Polyamorous | Anarchist/Communist | Chastity Slut | Muskslut | Gay Disaster | Holographic AI | Brat Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕" I have been wanting Mario Maker on the Switch for so long I can't fucking wait :3 this game is ridiculous nonsense and i love it #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/Jq0Vp4IJEb FLUFFY BOY AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER https://t.co/hkN3YPFAxR @MetteusAtoll @emuchaton she has awesome tiddy birb powers This game is adorable #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/8ixE7t12Qi @KillaMaaki Is three highway one the one with the boss that chases you on a road in space because I loved that one. @JessicaNgtmare I am too. I truth I wouldn't change this for anything. "@L0VEWIRE Jack, in Davy Jones locker hallucinating clones of himself: Well this isn't any weirder than that time I hallucinated that I helped a talking dog, a talking duck and some anime queer fight against a giant talking cat with a shadow army." Ansem‘s computer. This looks so goddamn cool #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/z4kDe4eV3U best joke in the entire game so far #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/wCiCDgdpGu wtf i wanna go to thanksgiving world #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/59Y4Q6x6QV This area of gummi space consists entirely of my favorite Disney movies of the ones that #KH2 has #PS4share https://t.co/CfRvy4xUvR I didn't know there were Pokemon in this game #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/PJs6AfUkgI Fuck yeah finally! #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/5C3vNB6yKE I FORGOT THERE WAS A RUBBER HOSE LEVEL IN THIS GAME I‘M SO HAPPY #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/JhVYA6VsD7 "Goddammit, somehow Axel endeared himself to me while I wasn't looking" @ButchPrincessG 💕💕💕 "@JessicaNgtmare (And honestly, thank you for that average age of transition factoid. That legitimately made me feel better and I wasn't even feeling down about when I transitioned when I wrote this thread!)" "@JessicaNgtmare Exactly. And yeah, that's why I put ""late"" in quotes. I was also being mindful of the trans people reading what I wrote who came out later than me. It's never too late to transition, and honestly it's more sensible for us to celebrate the years that we CAN now live as ourselves" "@NeitherNora I had at least 11 years where I could've figured it out, but didn't. One thing that helps me is reminding myself that for a variety of reasons, there's no way I would've met Mistress if I transitioned at 18. My life would be lesser in one extremely important way." @oannablue y-yes plz! o/////o "@NeitherNora It makes me really happy too! There's a lot of jealousy to digest of course, but that's an issue with me. The less others have to hear about it the better, especially since I know I'm not alone in feeling this way. We all miss the parts of our life we were denied." "I too feel that compulsion to share how ""late"" I came out in my life to maybe give them some concept of just how lucky they are. But I still don't share these feelings, because I know we're all anxious people & I know how ""I have it worse"" can be misunderstood by an anxious mind" "As a 31-year-old trans woman who came out at 29, you know what I say to trans ppl in their early 20's who came out recently lamenting all the years they lost not being able to live as themselves? Nothing. I don't say anything. Because that hurt is real and this isn't a contest" @PeakTranarchy I'm also an anarchist and nice! "(I strongly believe that laziness is an invention of capitalism and that what we call ""lazy"" doesn't actually exist in anyone but the shorthand was useful as a hypothetical)" It's starting to worry me how few people seem to understand this. "A world where no one was hungry or homeless but literally everyone was lazy and never wanted to do anything but sit around and play video games all day or whatever (which wouldn't happen, but let's pretend) would be what's known as a uh, *checked notes* utopia." "I'm a communist. I believe that: 1. No one should go homeless 2. No one should go hungry 3. That's it. That's the whole list because I don't idolize the concept of... *checks notes* uh, ""work""" "@lewder_lily isn't it tho?????? x_x being a person is exhausting, i wanna be a drone~" I AM BEING CALLED OUT BY THESE NEWLY REVEALED BOTBOTS AND THIS IS B-BULLYING >////< https://t.co/BxooTjA67Y @emuchaton I mean I don't see a collar so I'm guessing she's a stray? 🤔🤔🤔 @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu This just makes it look like it's an actual English idiom and you don't want the rest of us to learn about it D:< @lewder_lily @HexLatex Drones acting out and then being effortlessly subdued back into line is my favorite thing :3 @Calliethulhu please never butter my bussy "Archimedes (the orange tabby) let out the sleepiest meow when I took this picture as if to say ""Find your own chair mom!""" the kitties have taken over my chair dammit D:< https://t.co/kiSlQkacgp "That's A LOT to admit, especially when we all know the real reason is you think slurs aren't that big of a deal. And no, you're not going to be taken seriously for that take, so I guess you're only option is to out yourself as a bigot who can't control themselves, huh?" "People defending the use of slurs when angry are saying both that saying slurs occurs to them regularly, AND that when they're angry they lose the ability to control themselves fully." "Like it doesn't even occur to me to use slurs, but even if you didn't believe that, I'm still over here able to have control over what I say, even when I ostensibly LOSE control when I'm angry." "If you defend ""heated gamer moments"" I will forever assume that whatever it is that keeps me from using slurs, even while furious, is something you are admitting to not having, and I will judge you accordingly. That's the only rational reaction I can have to such a defense." "Hey you might be surprised to hear this, but like anyone else, I sometimes lose my temper. I don't feel that anger is a valuable emotion to me, but sometimes you can't help it, you know? Sometimes when I'm angry, I even swear. NEVER ONCE said a slur when I was angry tho." "@Genderbird Yeah, assuming communication and apologizing can happen, personally I'd rather just be friends with everyone? Especially fellow queers? It's less stressful and more fun that way." @Genderbird Alice is good and I'm so fucking tired of keeping track of who's supposed to hate who. @ButchPuppy This is a perfectly worded mood holy shit @ButchPuppy I probably will too and it's affecting my anxiety basically constantly 🙃 Like I'm looking at a 90% anxious 2019 @EeveeRespecter did i win @trgrrl oh heck i think that means i'm gay??? @EeveeRespecter pee "@hellooooo00000o Truscum think they're on the side of science, when really they're only on the side of transphobia." "Btw a really easy way to shut down truscum focusing on dysphoria is to point out that one of the currently recognized types of gender dysphoria is simply wanting to be another gender than your assigned gender. Truscum is a joke, but doing it over dysphoria is doubly hilarious." "Literallly the least important part of all this, but I cannot believe this asshat scored such a good @." "[cw transphobia, truscum] The thing about bigotry is you constantly need an enemy to justify your bigotry, so your source of hatred very quickly becomes an obsession until it's your substitute for a personality. https://t.co/6P0QqZfPLt" @MOOMANiBE @SilverChangling @QuestForTori Or at least Pokemon Mystery Dungeon will :P @QuestForTori I played Blue Rescue tream when it was new. The roguelike nature of the game eventually killed my interest in finishing it :/ "@FicusArt Are you drinking whole milk when you try this? It's supposed to be the fat that helps. As for aloe: it's not supposed to make burns hurt more, no. It feels cooling and soothing to most people. Maybe you have an aloe allergy?" Kotick's saying this as if guillotines don't exist "New Jareth figure coming from McFarlane. Any neck articulation he's going to have is gonna be hindered by that hair, but hey at least they went the bold route and traded leg articulation for what appears to be crouch articulation??? Seriously what are those joints??? https://t.co/HuzFhlVLNt" @ExistentialEnso Would the people who are convinced beyond any evidence you could provide that you're secretly rich be happy about a hypothetical fundraiser anyway? I'm pretty sure regardless they'd give you trouble. And fuck them. I think it's worth trying. @RayneCat77 @Calliethulhu Say what you feel in your heart :3 @ExistentialEnso @Cynon44 I have a loud bang trigger. I can't even be near balloons because of it. Repetition of noises also can put me on an edge. "@ExistentialEnso @Cynon44 Same, same, saaaaaaaame" "@Cynon44 @ExistentialEnso So many friends assume I'm on the spectrum. Could be, I dunno." @MetteusAtoll same (really wanna try yours tbh 👀) @Lewd_Go_Round_ HECK /)//////(\ @Cynon44 @ExistentialEnso I used to be so much better at peopleing and then I transitioned :/ I had JUST gotten the hang of looking people in the eyes. Now avoiding eye contact is the only way I can survive being in public. @eilidhmax You'll get collared one day! 💕💕💕 "@ExistentialEnso @Cynon44 Mood, though I'm less good at hiding it. There are days I don't have the spoons to be around cis people. Those days are often x_x" @Calliethulhu aaaaaaaaa thank you 💕💕💕💕 you're super cute too tho~ 😍💦 @eilidhmax I'm a happily owned slut :3 @ExistentialEnso It's a couple weeks for me too lol "@Alexis_Lubbers1 @ExistentialEnso It's your fault you came in swinging with ""you can't seriously be getting worked up over this."" How would you know if you don't have the context? I'd really love to be done with this conversation so if you want to apologize, this is like your third chance." @Calliethulhu Same >_> Finally snapped a cute selfie in the coin shop of all places but I'll take it! Ya girl hasn't left the house in way too long lol 💕✨💕✨ https://t.co/6Cf5qyqnyL @LittleEmmyBee https://t.co/I6FN6veU4h "@Archaema From what I hear, a couple years ago the metaphors became distributing & I guess recently the subtext just became text? I had seen some folks say they saw this coming b/c they read the manga & I'm just wondering what the timing of everything was & why they didn't speak up sooner" "@chompfish The origin of the titans was recently revealed to be overtly, intentionally antisemitic." I guess I'm not deep enough into the anime community to know for sure but I feel like the discourse around this show could've been way better like half a decade ago. "I've never watched Att*ck on Tit*n nor read the manga, but not because I already knew it was fashy. I had a LOT of friends who cosplayed AoT. Were the rest of y'all saying you already knew about the fascist message in the manga just... assuming those friends of mine were bigots?" Literally anyone else: Well shit I guess I should rip that AoT sticker off my car This bigot: Oh thank god I already have the MA/GA hat of nerdy anime symbols on my car! "For days now my brain has been quoting Brian David Gilbert saying ""That's not a monster, that's a bird"" and honestly I'm not complaining." @guardlionsummer 💕💕 @GoodWitchLeigh YES PLEASE @guardlionsummer that's really rough :/ @guardlionsummer MOOD It took forever for me to develop facial hair. I had so much time D: @guardlionsummer SOMETIMES I'm good at remembering things about my friends lol @guardlionsummer I was thinking of Sara when I wrote the second tweet in my thread 💕💕💕 "But assuming you know HRT exists, I just don't understand why the thought of an AMAB body developing breasts with the right ratio of hormones is so surprising to people. Lowbrow comedies make jokes about this stuff. It's a known thing human bodies do." "This ignorance affects trans people too, of course. I've always been weirdly knowledgeable about trans people before I came out, but there are eggs out there right now that don't even know HRT exists much less that it can give them boobs. So education is extremely important." "Still floors me that most cis people don't know that feminizing HRT causes trans people to grow boobs all on our own. Like I can tell you at what age I learned most facts about trans women, but not for that one because I've known it for longer than forever. Catch up, cis people." "@GuildingLilly It's an insidious (even if mostly unintentional) way for cis people to view us as lesser women. It comes from ignorance, but it's ignorance they feel they never have to interrogate because the assumption starts and ends with ""Well they're not REAL women so I assume implants?""" @Calliethulhu ayyy the weed number 😎😎😎 https://t.co/5SuBhMnWl0 "@olivebrinker Normally I'd say that every YouTuber I've seen try to use a puppet or cartoon character eventually switched to their face because that draws views in more (@/FoldableHuman & @/ThoughtSlime both come to mind). But given that your brand is Rae, a puppet would be a cute idea." @Bieeanshee CUTEST @BathysphereHat @Kalindlara YES @PassionFruitWlf https://t.co/bFD4h2q6CH @DinJulia_ Thanks! 💕💕💕 @Alexis_Lubbers1 Your comments are starting to upset me and this was literally just a shitpost. "@Alexis_Lubbers1 No I'm not But if I was, that'd be a really shitty comment." the sapphic girl reading this @AliceAvizandum I'm TransSalamander#4439 on Discord if you're letting just any old riffraff in there. this is lewd #KH2 https://t.co/DoaZtAf5Y7 https://t.co/n2l2LXlGjQ @PrissyOrcGF oh heck but I'm an artist >_> Goofy confirmed transphobe #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/hu7hzUcrXD This game is adorable #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/QLCn6IyNs2 Kinky! #KH2 #PS4share https://t.co/eQMOsw76ja "@Lewd_Dolly oh yeah, i forgot >.<" girls tho 😍😍😍 @Lewd_Dolly being a person is a scam imo D:< 3K FOLLOWERS OMG THANK YOU EVERYONE 🎉🍾✨🎉 https://t.co/cFimfnyaA0 @MetteusAtoll honey you're so goddamn fucking gorgeous i wanna smooch that face over and over 😍😍😍 "@TheAshenCouncil Yeah, he's a feminist, but he's also anti-socialist as far as I know, so I feel like politically we'd have very little to talk about in 2019." @lumpenrose I watched him early on in my anti-religion obsession. He was also the first one I dropped because his style has always been extremely edgelordy. OH HECK NOW IT'S THREE I'm so far removed from the atheist community now that I didn't even know AronRa was in Denver recently (right now?) It'd still be cool to meet him. He played a big role in helping me escape religion. But it's 2019 and it's been a long time since religion was my biggest concern. @cyberwitchlexi @jemmaterasu This reminds me I need to download Elite next time our internet isn't throttled. I bought it like last month lol @jemmaterasu @cyberwitchlexi famously plays a ton of it oh heck i'm just 4 followers away from 3k wtf??? @Quinn__tessence It's the greatest feeling in the world when strangers just treat you like a woman 😍 I fucking live for those moments and I never get tired of them :3 @CookieCyboid that's a mood x_x "@JuniperTheSloth They made an updated version of him a couple years ago, you know! He's called Combiner Wars Armada Megatron if you wanna track one down. https://t.co/1r0OJJ5qGd" I don't know why it took HasTak this long to realize that muzzle flashes are an incredibly smart way to add a lot of value for not much added cost but I'm so goddamn here for it. Remember when Generations toys still had spring-loaded missiles we kept losing??? https://t.co/XBgbxPr1z0 "Last time my sister visited I jokingly teased her for wearing flannel since she's straight. I remember the first time I talked with her in person after coming out, I had no idea what I was doing and was scared to call myself a lesbian. It's satisfying to think how far I've come." @Genderbird you're fukken right tho "@Flea Haven't used one for 15 years, so no. Does it still kick the llama's ass?" @JuniperTheSloth @CookieCyboid That wouldn't work as well. Back in fall '17 I actually did announce that I was trying to offload most of them. Was in a far less safe environment & I didn't want hundreds of toys to weigh me down if I needed to flee the country Now I have Mistress tho so I collect toys again! "When they started doing remakes of the Disney Renaissance films, I knew the two I'd be most interested in were Little Mermaid and Aladdin, my two biggest childhood favorites. Do I think this new Aladdin will be very good? Probably not, but I'm still sad it wasn't given a chance." "Never really been on board with the recent round of live action remakes of Disney classics, but I find it troubling that this is our first one with an an all-POC cast and it's the first one to get widely dunked on before it comes out. I guess Lion Kind will confirm it for sure?" @Kate_Bunni @CookieCyboid That's a good one too dang "@CookieCyboid I couldn't think of a good response for that tweet, but I'd probably say the same, honestly lol" *frantically taking notes so men stay away from me forever* @Hypnothulhu whyyyyy can't dollification be real? >.< "@ExistentialEnso how on earth do you get such huge names to argue with you, Thorne?" @IsabellaIzIzzy so pretty! 😍😍😍 @ButchPuppy I really wish it were real. I'd sign up in a heartbeat. @ButchPuppy That part when she feels the rest of the collective talk to her 😭😭😭 @oannablue huge same 💕 @oannablue oh HECK that was good x_x @hijabikathy The other kind that tastes like mint also strongly smells of mint. This variety I don't get as much and it doesn't smell and taste like much of anything. First HRT pill bottle with my new name! And it's the version of spiro that doesn't taste like awful mint!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/3wMjo9BlHp @FrigidElfQueen Heck yes! @Ally_Krasowski So far only the first episode of the third season really plays with the idea. Connie becoming Nick's hormone monstress was kinda the season 2 cliffhanger. But S3E1 is also really queer in general as they're finally focusing on the one gay kid at the school. "@emmasspace35 Given the mythology of the show, probably intersex but I hope trans too." I really love Big Mouth and I love even more that Connie is Nick's hormone monstress now. I hope they go exactly the direction they're implying with it. @BoringNerdyKate awwwww that's so sweet thank you!! :3 Mistress just put me in subspace then kept me there while she shoved me to the floor and let me squirm at her feet x_x 😳😍💦💦💦 @SteampunkPenny @Chopin_42 @MissPepper_Mint aaaaaaaa /)///////(\ @MissPepper_Mint h-heck >///> @Kalindlara wouldn't work because you're cute too! :3 so many cuties on my feed tonight it's so unfair~ @Chopin_42 you're so cute omg!! 💕💕💕 @MissPepper_Mint lemme know if you need any help with that i might know a mouth 👀💦 @cyberslutfaye that's ADORABLE "@MissPepper_Mint oh um, h-hi 👀💦💦💦" @cherubelly oooooohhh heck 😍💦 @eilidhmax oh heck even better!! :3 @emuchaton oh heck that sounds good :o @eilidhmax heck same! :3 @cyberwitchlexi you're so hecking cute Lexi omg 💕 @AstroValerie Of course! You seem pretty cool 💕💕💕 i mean the sex is just so so much better i highly recommend being gay if you get a chance to try it "@CookieCyboid i might be biased, but i'm pretty sure that's the best kind of sex :3c" @hazelsbutt Mistress spitting in my mouth practically makes me cum x.x @OneLameShark Elephant is the most gorgeous of the 3 and I might actually buy it depending on price. The other two look pretty neat too tbh @princessproto We hope you feel better soon :/ 💕💕 @IsabellaIzIzzy I like YOU so much! :3 💕💕💕 @princessproto NO LEXIE STAR WARS NEVER HAD JOKES DIDN'T YOU KNOW No but seriously I tried searching for C-3PO gifs and he's literally the comic relief so I can't pick just one to disprove my joke point. "I will not take kindly to comments about how you didn't much care for TLJ. Sorry, I'm kind of a bitch about this movie. The discussion is over. Let it go." What I'd love to know is why SW fans who hated TLJ are still complaining about it. Are any of you going to tell me you liked the prequels? Or the Special Editions? I know I didn't. So SW hasn't been good since 1983 then? Then what the fuck are you complaining about? "This is Star Wars. This ""embarrassment"" is the best Star Wars movie ever made. - signed, a 31-year-old lifetime Star Wars fan who's seen every SW film in theaters, hates the prequels, and had ESB as her favorite SW movie until 2017" "@ameliaearHRT It's not magical thinking. I contend that, as long as you wanted to try living as another gender, you're trans, and that the only reason you'd change your mind is because of outside forces. And there's no outside force to convince or trick cis people into transitioning." "@OneLameShark Not only do I have those, I'm pretty sure I have at least two of each lol" "@ameliaearHRT If it's provably incorrect, then you should probably prove it. Sorry, but ""What if they had BPD?"" isn't really convincing to me." @Calliethulhu oh hey you've met my mom? :/ @BeeZeeArt That Plesiosaur is so cute!! "@Estrus_flask @liddytronic I made a tweet where I said ""12 followers from 3k, jesus just let me cum"" and people thought I was actually in chastity so there was some light teasing that I just didn't have the spoons for." "@OutcastToad Everyone knows foxes go ""yiff!"" :P" "@acutebitten The joke (or at least one of the jokes) is that the fox says something purposely granting and obnoxious. Like that ""You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"" scene from Dumb & Dumber except in song form." "@tiptransformed I mean, like my friend said, I bet if you saw the video first you might laugh. But it's been tainted for me now." "@liddytronic Mustard + onions is my preferred topping combo too, and I used to eat them with ketchup as well. Sometimes I joke about how ketchup doesn't belong on hot dogs but I won't give people shit for it." "I remember the one time my friend tried to play What Does the Fox Say in his car once because it was popular at the time and I said I had never heard it. Like, 3 seconds in I was yelling to shut that shit off. ""But the video is so funny!"" Oh my fuck did I not care at that point." @JuliaDin_ I'm happy to help! Feel free to DM me with any transition questions you might have! I've been out as trans since September 2016 and I've been on hormones since June 2017. Feeling like your actual gender is the greatest feeling in the world 💕 "@SecretGamerGrrl I remember when that happened to me! I didn't use to hate my deadname, even! A lot can change after one comes out." "@JuliaDin_ This is all extremely normal. I didn't have what I understood to even be dysphoria until AFTER I came out. Sometimes accepting this about ourselves basically gives a name to our demon, and that makes it more noticeable. You're still trans. It's okay 💕" "@liddytronic You couldn't have known I'd take it this way, it's okay. I'm weird, sorry" @acutebitten it was a figure of speech/pun/joke and i'm regretting tweeting it because i already had a mutual unfollow :/ "@liddytronic Uh, please don't forget. I'm not proud of the effect that has on me. It shouldn't bother me, but it kinda does, I'm sorry." @deathpigeon vikky how could you @deathpigeon @Estrus_flask @a_becker96 @BonhommeRouler They @'d her. It was shocking and caused me to finally block them. I believe they've since deleted it though and I didn't take receipts. Too mad to think of that. @FawksTweets I'll add hashtags to the next iteration and I'll be sure to include that one <3 @toygrind As a lesbian Transformers collector: I respectfully disagree :P @OrionPax4217 @Black_Knight767 @toygrind oh my sweet summer child yes that screenshot is older than the hills (no pun intended) "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Submissive | Little | Polyamorous | Anarchist/Communist | Chastity Slut | Holographic AI | Brat Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕" @deathpigeon https://t.co/3HfhmtD8Fi @gwen_no_fear Happy to see I'm already blocked by them. "The ""anti-sjw cartoon animal youtubers wearing suits"" fad is so goddamn weird." "@Ally_Krasowski Uhhhhh Mistress bought them for me. @SteampunkPenny, do you remember where we bought these?" @Ally_Krasowski I have that pair! Super comfy and cute :3 "@MudKipperPie @AceDragonTrash There's probably a lot of similarities! For the majority of trans people, it has a lot to do with hormone imbalances." "@MudKipperPie @AceDragonTrash You're fine, it's cool! I understand the confusion! No shame in asking <3" @ponettplus Honestly some of the Siege stuff hasn't been drastically worse than MP equivalents. They're really solid toys with really good paint apps. I can't remember the last time we were able to say that about mass retail Hasbro Transformers. "@MudKipperPie @AceDragonTrash Nope! Detransitioners are people who say that they aren't the gender they were assigned (ie, come out as trans), then later say that they were mistaken and that they are in fact their assigned gender. I'm arguing in every case, that's a trans person going back into the closet." @hazelsbutt so hecking cute :3 "@MudKipperPie @AceDragonTrash Transitioning doesn't inherently have to deal with HRT. Transitioning is just saying ""I'm this gender instead of the one I was assigned."" So that person transitioned. At one point they tried T and went off it. But they're still trans, and I would bet they'd probably say the same" "@AmeliaCarehart Hell, I'd probably delete it just to be safe. I don't mind it because I know what you mean, but that's an easy thing people could screencap with my tweet and believe what they wanted." "@AmeliaCarehart Okay. I only ask to avoid getting screencapped. Then yeah, I get what you mean. It can be hard to change one's language, but apologizing isn't hard." "@ponettplus aaaaaaa I told myself I shouldn't get him because I want the MP version too but he looks really, really good I'm loving Siege so much so far" "@AmeliaCarehart I assume you're talking about the word triggered, and not my other example? >.>" "I'm probably subtweeting who you think I am. I'm learning about a lot I missed, so it's going to sound like I'm trying to dig this back up. I really want to be over it, but I'm pretty mad. Tho still: At this point leave her the fuck alone. Nothing productive will come from that." "If you're a leftist and you're not interested in policing your own language, there's really no difference between you and a cis person arguing they have a right to misgender us, is there?" @xistentialcris THANK YOU I was waiting for this reply! Nearly took an hour! :P also sjdgfhkdsjhgakjngfklnh.kdlahkj "You know, I've never once said the word ""triggered"" flippantly. I'm able to do that for the same reason that I've never once been tempted to say a racial slur. I don't find these things difficult, and I don't fully understand people that do." "@Calliethulhu Like even when I was giving LB a chance, I knew the severity of the accusations (I didn't think they were valid based on not enough info and I was wrong), and if someone confronted me with them, I would not be saying what Peter and Angie are saying jesus fucking christ." "@Calliethulhu I didn't have an interest in watching Peter's stream, so this is the first I've seen of it. Just... holy fucking shit." @deathpigeon fair :P "@PeakTranarchy @skyavroses Same, actually. You seem super cool, Sky 💕" @trgrrl i fully support your endeavors and volunteer to help in any way i can @DeciusNero @ponettplus I'd watch a show called Horse Mystery Gal Pals @deathpigeon where's the lie tho no girls are peeing on my rn and this is an injustice i won't stand for @Triclilith @trgrrl i mean literally nothing but stoners in this thread so i think so :V "@Triclilith @trgrrl how can ""I'm an [x] and I'm okay [...] all day"" not be an i'm a lumberjack reference :P" @Caliriadragon @Chopin_42 You can be subby and also tease friends! That's like half of what being a brat is :3c @Caliriadragon sdgfsdfssf >///< @Caliriadragon i'm not grump >.> @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith i mean can you blame her? @JayTheZoroark THAT'S REALLY WHOLESOME AND VALID THO @Caliriadragon nno i'm jusst sayingg @FOURLUNG These pics are fucking gorgeous tbh "I remember when I first heard about littles. It was at my first munch almost a decade ago. I had no way of knowing then that being little was like, 90% people teasing you >.<" "@MapleReam oh yeah they're the playing card company that's been around for a century, right?" "There's something satisfying about the fact that because I mainly date trans women, I'm gay even if the bigots legislate my transness out of existence. Fuck you, still queer." @Drone0143 ... 🙋‍♀️ "@GoodWitchLeigh Our shitty mountain internet is throttled until the 16th, but I'm there in spirit." @IsabellaIzIzzy @GoodWitchLeigh Also Jamie Clayton 😍 @Anarcho_Vampire @arnellerose @trgrrl wow same @trgrrl is that a challenge @tiptransformed GOODEST BOY SPOTTED "@nyaakat That's fair. I think for me, being a sub is kinda core to who I am in such a way that mentioning it doesn't have to be in a lewd context." "@trgrrl I don't like orange creamsicles, so same? But that flavor combo is a known thing." @nyaakat OH I mean heck they're VERY similar feelings. Me being a sub is probably why I'm a little :3c @nyaakat From one subby slut to another: You're fooling no one :P @Hbomberguy I mean 3/4ths of that are my favorite things @nyaakat sounds like you might a huge sub 🤔 @brickonator Blackarachnia in beast mode was like 70% abdomen in the show. I'm guessing she's hiding that mass in her robot legs. Probably very similarly to the original toy. "@Genderbird ahem, um wow" When he died (On a dark and stormy night) They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight) But gradually her voice began to fade To nothing And the laughing record played The laughing record played "(Elephant is definitely my favorite of the three, but Viotech looks like Optimus cosplaying as Swindle which is a weird idea that I love)" "@AJisValid Me too! And honestly, now that they've given us two of my favorite BW characters (Megs and now BA), they can indulge in a more obvious fan favorite like Waspy. (The Takara version of the Generations figure is VERY good tho)" I don't know anything about shoes like this but some of these Optimuses are fucking gorgeous. https://t.co/SHvFLYKROZ "This is not a great position to put this figure in. In a more straight-legged stance, he'd look better I think, but then the G1 Bumblebee design isn't that great I suppose. I just love the overall G1 aesthetic and I'm a completionist :V https://t.co/9GYgWorPX3" "(Of course Inferno is one of my favorites. He's LITERALLY a drone [the ant kind] who calls his leader ""My Queen"" smh)" "MP Blackarachnia right after MP Beast Wars Megatron means that if they do Beast Wars Inferno next, I'm going to have to ask Takara to stop bugging my house as those are literally my top 3 favorite Beast Wars characters. https://t.co/QyY3VaynSF" Why did I write supper instead of suffer up there? I honestly suspect I'm mildly dyslectic but also I was too excited to spellcheck. @SixArmedSweater @MaiaFranklyn Blackarachnia is trans culture :V "PS, thank you Takara for not going Rattrap, Rhinox, or even Waspinator next. The recent Generations figures we have of them are good enough for now. THANK YOU for focusing on characters we hadn't got in a while. Or EVER in the cast of BA. Thank you." @MaiaFranklyn I've been a BA fangirl since long before I even knew I was a girl 😭 "No beast mode pics yet, but they already accomplished what I've been hoping they would for YEARS: Robot mode looks good, spider mode can supper a bit for it. After decades of the inverse, this is a dream come true!" "YES FINALLY I'M ALMOST CRYING, Y'ALL MASTERPIECE BLACKARACHNIA 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Ruu5ZXjnRT" @OneLameShark sorry i was too freaking out to type i love her and this mp is what i've wanted for so long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @OneLameShark MP BLAKVCXNAHIO??? FINAMMLY??? Side note but this is why so many of us reject truscummers. We can see very clearly how their defense of gatekeeping will only harm us as a community in the long run. Those of us who know the actual score know that it's about bodily autonomy about ALL else. "But this is why we talk about needing kid gloves when talking about gender to cis people. Y'all are debating shit that we are so far past. We believe in bodily autonomy above all else, do you?" "In reality, of course, it doesn't work that way, and framing it as if people can be otherwise cis but then convinced by a fad to want to transition is dishonest at best, dangerous at worst." "Once again, the only qualifier for transitioning is wanting to transition. There's no caveat that says ""Oh and it doesn't count if you want to because you think it's really cool."" Guess what? Every trans girl I met when I was an egg I thought was VERY cool." "Hotter take but even if it were true that societal trends or what's ""cool"" gave some ppl the idea to transition, they should STILL be free to transition because... they want to. S'why TERFs wringing their hands about it being a ""societal contagion"" or whatever is so weird to me." @riffwitch It's why I do what I do 💕 @Calliethulhu my OCD overrides my sapphic need to fuck the bread up but i still love that tweet so much "@riffwitch I can't remember how many eggs I hatched with those tweets. Several, at least. It's possible you told me before, but I never get tired of hearing it and I'm so glad my words were able to help 💕💕💕💕" dammit D:< https://t.co/8j6mMF2xUx @tiptransformed Same :/ "@tiptransformed And I mentioned eggs in part because I've seen people get really upset when a bunch of trans people tell them they're trans. So, maybe suggesting it once is fine, but pretending like we know better than they do is where it gets dangerous." @tiptransformed Would her telling me outright have helped? I really don't know. I think me believing her is less likely than me convincing myself that somehow I still wasn't. I did that a lot back then. "@tiptransformed I wish that too sometimes. I knew a trans girl online in high school who I learned many years later, could tell I was trans but didn't know it. Her solution was telling me everything about her transition. It didn't crack my shell, just made me jealous." @hazelsbutt Five word piss slut story "The best thing for detransitioners and eggs alike is spreading more education about what being trans is, and constantly reminding people that all gatekeeping surrounding it is bullshit. Would you be happier as a certain gender? Then you deserve that. That's what being trans is." "It's same reason, btw, we don't tell obvious eggs that they're obviously trans. It can't come solely from an outside force like that. Only they know when they're ready. I'm only saying how we understand the term ""detransition"" should be carefully considered." "I should add however: On an individual basis, please do not tell a detransitioner that they're still secretly trans. You don't actually know that, and even if they know deep down that they're still trans, there might be a very good reason they're back in the closet for now." "I think ""detransition"" too often is interpreted as ""cis person thought they were trans, actually aren't,"" especially by people who want to do us harm (TERFs and other transphobes). Cis people don't do that, though. They DO force trans people into the closet, though. Often." "Of course, all trans people have the right to detransition if they want to. But only if THEY want to. Their family or job or community were shitty to them so they detransitioned? I get it, stay safe. But you didn't stop being trans. That's called the closet." "The only qualifier for being trans is wanting to transition in some way (even if that's just a name and pronoun change and nothing more), and if you detransitioned, you tried transitioning. If you tried transitioning, on some level, in some way, you must have wanted to." "Hot take but unless you were actually, literally forced by someone else to transition (which in my experience literally never happens), detransitioners aren't detransitioners. They're trans people who have gone back into the closet." @Genderbird you can be the king but i'm one of your robot subjects because dammit i'd look like that too if the future didn't suck D: "Detransitioned means you tried transitioning. There's no way you transitioned in a vacuum, no way you experienced the trans community and don't have sympathy for us at the very least. So knowing that, I think it's safe to say: You will regret the allies you're currently keeping." "I can't know this person's heart, of course, but assuming the info in her bio is the truth: You're 20. Your entire life is ahead of you. In as little as a decade or two, you'll see you aligned with the wrong people." "@katgraceW13 I gathered he's the bad boy good guy. I just don't like him, lol :P" "@Kate_Bunni Yeah Twitter did the ""this tweet isn't available"" thing when I saw Zinnia QT it, but I haven't blocked her either. Blocked all her followers now tho! :D" Hey so I've only played 2 hours of Re:CoM and about 3 hours of KH2 but am I supposed to hate Axel? Asking for a friend. @hazelsbutt @StebMcDreb djsagsffd ppplz >///> @hazelsbutt @StebMcDreb I'll admit I've never RPed with it either! Unlike most of my kinks it isn't one you often get to play with on trans Twitter lol I'm mostly in it because of my preg fetish. There's a lot of overlap :P @hazelsbutt @StebMcDreb That's me! :3 inflate me plz~ "We're been performing vaginoplasties for almost a century, but go off. How do those TERF boots taste?" @Flea Is that... a glowing razer mouse pad? Because I think I need one >_> @FinalBossFemme I'm sorry I've only played KH1 and like the first 3 hours of KH2 what the what? @MapleReam oh heck 😍 @aterraformer Go be a bigot somewhere else. @Icyrain35 @Caliriadragon Should be @Icyrain35 @Caliriadragon They make spicy pickles and they rock. @StebMcDreb ONE OF MY FAVORITE FETISHES TBH CISHET GUYS STAY AWAY PLZ @Icyrain35 @Caliriadragon The spicy ones are really good too 😍 "This is literally what we should say to Gamers who complaining about queer representation in video games. Don't engage otherwise, just tell them this." "I would absolutely, without hesitation, eat a Sonic-themed pizza with chili dogs as the crust DON'T @ ME" @Genderbird confirmed super cutie! 😍 @CookieCyboid This picture keeps getting bumped back up to the top of my timeline and I keep getting destroyed by the raw sapphic energy every time @nyaakat @ASmolRobin @Genderbird 🤔🤔🤔 "@Genderbird @nyaakat this gif except i then add ""dick. that's what i expected. i expected dick."" https://t.co/lVnlcRMqRQ" "@GoodWitchLeigh EW EW EW BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW I LOVE FACESITTING GOOD EXAMPLE" "I don't think I'll get that much push back from these tweets, but I wanted to add: It's not JUST who's saying it that ruins it. Cishet guys just... like, the way they talk, the way they describe things, their obvious priorities. It all just ruins otherwise awesome stuff." Like there are fetishes I HAVE that I see cishet men being cishet men about and I wanna kinkshame them for it HARD There needs to be a name for the phenomenon of cishet men taking things that otherwise cute/sexy/wholesome when it's sapphic and ruining them by changing very little than just being gross dudes about it. "@OhMiaGod I spent over 11 years wishing I were trans, which is so ridiculous to think about now. If you wish you were trans, your future self will thank you for transitioning. You'll very quickly realize the barrier between you and transition was self-imposed." "When we first brought Archimedes home, Takkun hissed at him constantly. Now they're family 💕💕💕 https://t.co/ElJt8lNMPa" "@StebMcDreb ""Phil Collins is next!""" If you've never heard it: https://t.co/Uc9oCCojUa "I may not know art, but I know Annoyed Grunt is the single greatest piece of music ever created" An invisible bed A freaky ghost bed @OneLameShark The tape dispenser is one of 3 I'm missing if you ever find a second one and wanna trade :3 An invisible man Sleeping in your bed @sectorsect @AdrienneCohea I tell that to all my trans friends too. Thank you 💕💕💕 "@CeltThulhu Even if we grant Peter way more credit than I think they deserves at this point, at bare minimum you'd have to say that this is the distinct IMPRESSION they're giving. That matters even if they're actually a great person." @sectorsect @AdrienneCohea It does! If my transition ends up being similar to yours I might see some changes soon. Thank you <3 @AppleChipsTVG Oh! I feel way less bad then lol @CookieCyboid she has good taste I know I'm out of the loop with gaming news when Apex just appeared fully formed out of nowhere as far as my perception is concerned. Surely there were trailers and stuff for months leading up to it I missed? @CaseyExplosion I really wish Overwatch was as queer as fake gamer boys and every queer player coincidentally seem to agree it is. "Hey all, I'm too overwhelmed by DMs today. Trying to take a break. Please don't feel bad if you've DMed me recently, you had no way of knowing and this is 100% my anxiety. Y'all are good, but I'm not taking DMs today <3" "@SixArmedSweater Expensive CGI where each character needs at LEAST two completely different models, yep." "@SixArmedSweater @MintDragoness Dang kids, get off my lawn :P My generations was Beast Wars and we've only JUST started to get some proper love from that line (I'll call it full-on G1-scale love once we get weird characters like Scorponok or anyone/any design from season 2 onward). Wait your turn D:<" "@SixArmedSweater But like, I'm not even asking for much forward momentum. I just want them to at LEAST finish off the season one characters. That goes doubly so for the Beast Wars MP line, but I have higher hopes for that as it's far fewer characters." @OneLameShark I've found tweezers are basically required for Botbots. They're multiplying in my house too. I'm only missing 3 at this point lol "@SixArmedSweater I loooooove the G1 aesthetic, so can't relate, but I think even for collectors like me, Takara is going to be charging us for the same handful of characters over and over again forever." "And I know I'm basically complaining about capitalism itself at this point, but THERE ARE SEASON ONE CHARACTERS THAT STILL DON'T HAVE MP FIGURES WE NEVER EVEN GOT A CLIFFJUMPER RETOOL OF THE LAST BUMBLEBEE. SEE THIS RED FUCKER? IT'S NOT CLIFFJUMPER!! https://t.co/wifiOeNKzH" @OneLameShark TFA Wreck-Gar is still the best Wreck-Gar figure and we've had FIVE by my count. @IEatAccordions Cool Cat is made by one sad man who I'm not even sure has kids. It's literally a vanity project for him. It's like if Tommy Wiseau thought his ticket to fame was through creating a fursona. I first learned about it from YMS: https://t.co/3nUTx71wom "@JunipertheBunny That's the perfect way to word that, I might have to steal it sometime :P" "@JunipertheBunny Gigantic mood. Like I don't know what I expected, but apparently I underestimated the experience immensely." "@GoodWitchLeigh she's tragically straight, but that's not her fault :V :V :V" Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed When there should have been none there Chemical reaction With the surface of your skin Some would say My actions let the no-eyed people in "@Quinn__tessence I try to be open to other trans people as well. If I could make it so cishet guys could never DM me, I would. I just can't take being lusted after by straight guys. It hurts me. It scares me. So I draw that line for myself. I'm glad you're able to keep your DMs open tho 💕💕💕" "Right-wing furries are (depressingly) a thing, but right-wing children's entertainment characters made as vanity projects by boring, untalented cishet white men are a lot rarer." "I guess I knew Cool Cat and his ""dad"" were super right wing, but it's never not hilarious to see him saying basically anything on Twitter." "LRT reminded me that I don't say this enough: Brave was better than reviews at the time indicated, and had Pixar (a company with a famously sexist culture) not fired the (female) director mid-production, it would've been even better." @skyavroses Block-chaining their followers can help if you use Twitter on desktop. There's both a Chrome add-on and a Firefox add-on and it's pretty peaceful on here after just a handful of big accounts' followers are blocked. "@d_m_elms Is February no longer a ""we're not confident in this movie's success"" dumping ground? I guess Black Panther probably changed that? It's wild to see the summer blockbuster season expand over the decades." "@Xena_Brand I've had nights like that and they really, really suck. I'm sorry 💕💕💕💕" I can promise you without even looking that a nonzero portion of the THOUSANDS of people interacting with that tweet are TERFs. Tweets like that are what remind me that most cis people don't even remember that we exist. It's depressing as hell. "@AdrienneCohea Your mileage may vary, as they say, but for me at least, most of the trans girls with body types similar to mine have had better results on HRT than I've had in fat redistribution. But I assume/hope it's because I'm only just over a year and a half in. Gotta be patient." @AdrienneCohea My fat redistribution is moving so slowly it's hard to know if I'm not just imagining it :/ "Don't get me wrong, looking at these updated figures for these characters does seem like we've finally hit perfection for what my collection wants. But I'm not convinced that in ten years they won't just do this again, and THOSE toys will look even better still." "I need Takara to stop remaking the same G! characters in Masterpiece. I mean yes, I'm buying this. Yes, it's replacing my old MP Bumblebee. And yes, I'm getting the new Optimus too. But this is the peak, right? Each of these characters now has their ""stepped out of cartoon"" toy https://t.co/ZlToi3cZGv" It really wouldn't take that much more fat development on/near my hips to drastically change my proportions but HRT has been so sloooooow on that front x_x "ALSO: Because I just woke up I didn't even fully wrap my head around this, but STRAIGHT GUYS WITH VAGINAS EXIST TOO. Like, I've yet to meet a trans guy who cared as little about a woman's sexuality as cishet guys so often do, but the entire premise of that tweet makes no sense." "@Quinn__tessence I've had the ""people can only DM me if I'm following them"" setting turned on since before I even had 100 followers. I highly recommend it." "Literally just two tweets apart on my timeline. First tweet is fine, of course, but then... I mean yes, straight guys should stop hitting on us. Obviously I approve of that. But focusing on genitals like that is the WRONG way to discourage it. I'M a lesbian with a dick, dick. https://t.co/WBpPwRDeog" "@jamesCportis3 I believe you're right, but neither account was made recently. I think Jeff has had his since 2014. Obviously it's possible he just never pursued verification, but it's mildly funny, given that even a video game character did." @StebMcDreb ... I had Metal Crusher as my ringtone for like 2 years and I never noticed that @LewdyOrcGF 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ Jeff Goldblum isn't verified on Twitter But Mega Man is https://t.co/pmbslFBpqa @MagsVisaggs @ArmlessKittyfox I call it my cis bullshit medication @ArtemisFriction 👀👀👀 👅 @Fishy_Rishy they look cooler :V hot take but unicorns should have lion tails "@GoodWitchLeigh He was following me, too. And hate how much that bothers me. Maybe I should've muted him. I dunno. I'm angry. I just want to be done with this shit." @GoodWitchLeigh I'm so tired of all this and now I'm even angrier at Peter. Finally fcking blocked him. I can't deal with this anymore. @MOOMANiBE I need to do this D: @totallyhealthie YUP THIS IS WHAT MADE ME FIRST CONSIDER THE IDEA "@Estrus_flask She's slightly more interesting now, but still a sentient trophy :/" @CookieCyboid it sure as heck is 😍 Whenever my genderfluid friends feel like a different gender than yesterday I always wanna convey just how valid they are and how much I love that genderfluidity is one of the beautiful ways humans can experience gender 💕💕 "Mistress bought an elliptical exercise machine a couple months ago, and I was inspired by Jen being able to keep at it for several weeks now, so I'm gonna try to start exercising more. Half the reason I'm tweeting this is so I can keep track of when I started." @tinybird420 *offers hugs* 💕💕💕 @nyaakat SO FLUFFY I NEED ONE @MissPepper_Mint 💕💕💕 @Anarcho_Vampire you gay? me gay! "It occurs to me that the handful of former mutuals I'm still really sad unfollowed me months ago did so because I was stanning for some prominent member of thecommunity, and in basically every one of those cases, I've since switched sides. But we're still no longer mutuals :/" I've been meaning to get out of bed for like 30 minutes now but Binx won't get off of me D:< @MetteusAtoll Gosh you're beautiful 😍💕 @AnaMardoll Literally dinosaur-shaped dinosaur meat! The only kind of chicken nuggets I but tbh :3 @ForeverFrskyFox Yup! It feels good connected to me AND shoved in my mouth :3 "that very specific ""hard, but still really soft"" feeling girlcocks get when they're powered by HRT 😍😍😍" @emuchaton i can't deal with how unbearably cute this video is "I think the emojis on PC are 1,000 times better than the ones on android, and usually the Twitter app on my phone defaults to PC emojis, but sometimes for seemingly no goddamn reason it'll switch back to android emojis and I wish I knew how to stop it :/" @SissaDreki I LOVE THIS @trgrrl @veidtlemania po-tay-toes @Anarcho_Vampire This is it. The best tweet I've seen all week. hot take but manta rays are cuter than stingrays "I've been wearing my eternity collar for a month now and its presence around my neck feels so right~ I'm certain I'm at the point where if Mistress had to remove it, its absence would feel weird." "@Xena_Brand I have no idea, I've been trying to stop for years :/" "I think the non-ring (like, horseshoe shaped I guess you'd call it?) septum piercings look a lot cuter than the ring kind, but if I don't get the ring kind then Mistress can't pull me around by it D:" "@WhatTheFolflion It would probably make it worse, but I DO love snuggle buddies 🤔" Bedroom windows covered with thick blankets (to keep the cold out) + electric heated sheets = me consistently waking up at noon every day and that is A Problem (Might also just be depression) "@TheLetterTen All 3 of them are pretty easy to find, but they hold their value well, so they're still an investment years later. Takara's is known as Unite Warriors Devastator, and both of Hasbro's are known as Combiner Wars Devastator. They're still available on BBTS: https://t.co/KDHcYtSylo" "@TheLetterTen There's 3 versions (Hasbro, Hasbro SDCC exclusive version, and Takara), but trust me: You want the Takara version. Better paint apps, swappable face for both kinds of animation models, and elbow joints on all the individual Constructicons." "As a TF collector who started collecting in '06, these two reveals make me feel rather nostalgic. Both of these characters were in the original Classics line (Jetfire has only had one other figure since), and both of them look way better than any previous incarnation. https://t.co/bQCBXVi7Qt" The good news for my collection space (and my wallet) tho is that there's only two more must-have giant characters to make: Scorponok and Unicron. And I guess Primus if they really feel they have too. "For non-Transformers collectors: Titan class figures are usually over 2 ft / 60 cm tall and there's already been Metroplex, Omega Supreme, Devastator, and Trypticon." "hasbro, please, i can only fit so many titan class figures in my collection D: https://t.co/MqGd7HA3x3" "@AliceAvizandum Aren't y'all allowed to like, scream at each other in parliament? We never do that shit here, but we probably should." @IsabellaIzIzzy 👀 too anxious to sleep gang "Pre-transition me: God, I sound like a fucking woman Post-transition me, stepping out of the time machine: Oh, my sweet summer child" "@Shoomb0 @Ettin64 Big, huge same. Didn't even know it had this other connotation. Is trans Twitter gonna have to retire that term? Did the gamers take it from us?" Before transitioning: I hate hearing my voice in a recording because it's not deep enough After transitioning: I hate hearing my voice in a recording because it's too deep @transfilmtheory I have a lot of voice dysphoria. This tweet is really sweet. Thank you. @trgrrl it's 1am here but can promise you i'll be in the 3am gang in two hours 🙃 there's at least 3 or 4 cuties on here that i'd love to date but i continue to avoid asking out 👀 @ManjiButt First off: I just noticed we have the same taste in banners and I love that fact so much I followed you back :3 Second: I assume most characters are trans :V @Calliethulhu @NikatinePrime could build a pillow fort with all the princesses here and you knew it :V I have a very specific and very embarrassing medical question that I don't know how to phrase a google search for and can't bring myself to ask a doctor about yay 🙃🙃🙃 "@elysianechoes lol how'd you know I hadn't fought that boss either? I beat the Phantom and that desert boss, tho. So it should just be those last 3 if I want to complete everything." @Calliethulhu @NikatinePrime as if you didn't know that would happen @cherubelly @emuchaton heck i was an atheist but now i'm a blanket goddess worshiper "Now that I've finished the first Kingdom Hearts, I can finally weigh in with my opinion: Kairi: Trans girl Riku: Trans boy Sora: Closeted trans girl" @cherubelly 😳 @tinybird420 Cute boobs on a super cutie! :3 "@liddytronic It really is! But I can't stay away, if for no other reason than I have friends who I love dearly and I only see on here D:" @TheMadMissMovie And thank you for yours 💕💕💕 "That said, yeah there are definitely some people in this community that I've unfollowed/blocked/disowned/canceled, and I might be surprised to learn you're following one of them. But I'd rather be friends with you, you know?" "Now's a good time to remind all my mutuals & friends: I will never judge you based solely on who you're following. If you otherwise seem like a good person, and especially if I'm friends with you, I try to judge you based on your actions/words, not your proximity to canceled ppl" @Chopin_42 *wraps up in fluffy blankets* @jemmaterasu This reply literally made me decide to follow you. You're very sweet. Thank you 💕 "Today started with dysphoria, I tried to keep my mind of it with a video game, hated said video game, now Twitter is mostly spoons-draining discourse I can't stay away from, so it's just been a constant stream of anxiety. Today's cancelled." @AmeliaCarehart I was on the fence about this for longer than I perhaps should have been too. Thank you for saying all this. "@tinybird420 (Shortly after that I was convinced that LB wasn't a safe person to be associating with, I unfollowed her, then she blocked me. We're not friends, and I regret giving her a chance.)" "@tinybird420 Put it this way: Peter being super vocal about this a few months ago caused me to unfollow, and this was BEFORE I was convinced that the accusations against LB were legitimate. LB & I were still mutuals at the time, but something about Peter's defense left me with a bad feeling." @emuchaton I really don't like wrestling or hearing about wrestling and even I retweeted this. Fuck yeah. "@tinybird420 Feels awful to say, but even if the accusations about LB were flimsy, breadtube digging their heels in like this is still an EXTREMELY bad look. I don't think they should go along with something they feel they know is wrong, but jesus christ they're scaring people away with this" @robotonical @gwen_no_fear Yup. That's why I don't talk about this often. "@robotonical @gwen_no_fear I unfollowed in part because I was trying to lay low for an understandably VERY controversial topic. I told myself that if she asked why I unfollowed, I'd tell her that. But even silently unfollowing must have been seen as a breach of trust. That seems potentially telling." "@SissaDreki I haven't even tried fighting him yet, but I'll accept any advice to make it easier." "@gwen_no_fear There's a lot I dislike about this discourse. I have a close friend who still associates with LB. My rule of ""I'm not going to disown you for following the wrong people"" still applies. But most of the stuff I've seen from the ""other side"" has left a very bad taste in my mouth." "@gwen_no_fear We used to be mutuals. Last time there was discourse about her, I spoke to someone that I trust enough to not have a reason to lie who told me she spoke directly, in person, with one of the victims. I unfollowed LB and didn't speak publicly about it. She has since blocked me." @Calliethulhu Callie i have really good news "I kind of spent the last four days doing almost nothing but playing Kingdom Hearts, or in other words, I was on Twitter like 10% of the rate I usually am, and now that I've returned: Finishing KH1 was a mistake. I should just go back & try to beat Sephiroth & that damn Ice Titan." having that urge to comment on discourse but realizing i don't have the spoons to deal with getting involved: a twitter story @Lunar_Opals cowards! "Wait I just remembered, now we can confirm this: Do they go to Wreck-It Ralph's world in KH3? Because that'd be cartoon characters in a video game visiting a video game version of a cartoon's version of video game characters and I need that ridiculousness in my life." @Estrus_flask I actually have it on preorder! I really like the non-humanoid Pops tbh. But I also know a good tweet when I see one :V "@AimeeEvelyn202 It's impossible to describe this experience with words. ""Assigned the wrong gender"" is the closest to the truth, but the issue appears to be that cis people take their genders for granted, so it's probably hard to wrap their heads around. ""Born in the wrong body"" is pretty close" Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? https://t.co/LkhlK4VV4b @Calliethulhu same but how were they expecting any other answer??? "@LucaBicono Wow, I didn't even get past the second world before giving up haha" There is no heterosexual explanation for this #KH2 https://t.co/bS63f1W65Y @ExistentialEnso @totallyhealthie Alright. I'm gonna move on to KH2 for now because I need a break from KH1 stuff. I'll keep that in mind when I come back to CoM. "Okay so apparently 358/2 on this release is just the cutscenes, because Kingdom Hearts. Moving on to KH2! #KH2 https://t.co/3SCPRRpYKf" @stolenoc Omg fuck Kingdom Hearts. Thank you for that warning. @stellathefrog What is the gameplay? "@cyberwitchlexi Passing is an illusion, as much as it seems like a game you can win." Okay fuck CoM. Is 258/2 any good? No cards in this one? Is it a dating sim or something? #PS4share https://t.co/9qfpay9EhJ "Mickey Mouse Donald Duck Goofy... dog? No, Pluto the dog Goofy's true form does not exist on this plane of existence" "@ExistentialEnso @totallyhealthie As soon as they start dropping I will. But seriously, what on earth is the alternative strategy? I'm over 2 hours in and the only alternatives are heartless cards that boost my magic, a couple of magic cards, and a few cures." To everyone saying sleights are powerful: I know. I am incapable of fighting this way. @ExistentialEnso @totallyhealthie I'm playing on easy because I actually want to finish the game. Are they aware that card games exist? And that they're turn based for a reason? "Square: Fuck turn based! KH is real time! Me: I mean, that's fine if you simplified the menu, item use, etc? Square: The what? Me: Fuck, well at least the combat is simple. Square: *looks at CoM* Promise you won't be mad." """Combine up to 3 cards in specific combinations to use sleights!!"" I'm literally never going to do that, why isn't just hitting people with my keyblade enough?" What are these and how do I use them? https://t.co/TIMiAw6yY8 "Any tips for making KH Re:CoM not suck so hard? The number of keyblade attack card drops seems to be 1-2 a fucking hour, and I'm fighting enemies that consistently throw out level 6 cards. I need more than this. Whose idea was it to make sword combat more complicated?" @MissPepper_Mint Yeah I'm not loving it lol Me while playing the KH series: #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/on8zGQQ94h me_irl #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/SZqHq3qiWa this is A Lot #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/jPDiQ6KNXH @Amesystbutterfl I mean this is my first time paying it so I dunno? Sora: Confirmed for disaster gay #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/radUXlNzS6 someone has a tf fetish jeez #KHCoM https://t.co/tUgzR6TvYs IS IT TIME TO D-D-DUEL!??!!?? #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/hcQNEVRGXN kingdomheartsplot.jpg #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/Ry7LjMLBay "No wonder it took them 20 years to make KH3, they kept spending time remaking GBA games lol #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/ASuBdskFnW" @xistentialcris It wasn't simple. Kingdom Hearts was a demon ship and then it was light??? "@TracerPlace Third one just came out, so I understand the confusion. I tried to hashtag it as the first one to let people know that I'm being weird and playing a nearly 20 year old game lol" Alright let's do this #KHCoM #PS4share https://t.co/1WDAKxyupU @YumiScott Yup! 💕 "@TracerPlace This is the first one, so no :P" @TracerPlace Loved it! i did it. i killed the kingdom hearts. #KH1 #PS4share https://t.co/ifJOS2bSzj "If I had the power to rewrite my life, I wouldn't be cis, but I'd make it so my parents knew I was trans before I turned 18. That can't be my reality. Just can't help but want it sometimes." @cyberwitchlexi oh heck i think i've been bitches too dammit D: trying very hard to not let this be a dysphoria day x_x @cyberslutfaye Who said anything about fair? This is what you wanted~ @erismoth Sure! I too have a friend who I've blown but never kissed lol "@duduuugs They used to. Intermissions were necessary for any movie over ~2.5 hours as that usually necessitated a reel change. No movies are on reels and few are over 2.5 hours, so intermissions kinda died off decades ago." (Talking about the first one. At this rate we'll get to KH3 in about 300 hours) Kingdom Hearts so far is shaping up to be a 40+ hour game ...10 hours of such just being grinding/collecting the hard stuff. @MetteusAtoll @TrexPushups @FrigidElfQueen Omg that's so hecking sweet! 💕💕💕 awww that's adorable #KH1 https://t.co/JyNGFXBhe7 when you're on t blockers AND you're a huge chastity slut https://t.co/4FUF4gsMcI presented without comment #KH1 https://t.co/z6WGRWXmNO @cyberslutfaye we gotta get that to a year! :3 level nice https://t.co/F8r7ebuD2d @cyberslutfaye so many new friends to help you never cum again! :3 "@Calliethulhu Same, tho" @cyberslutfaye wait so i can add 4 hours just by commenting again? cool! :3 @cyberslutfaye happy to help a fellow denial slut 💕 @cyberslutfaye no this seems like your best idea yet tbh >:3 @AliceAvizandum Valid tho The entitlement of men never ceases to astound and infuriate me. "Btw I wouldn't otherwise be seriously considering this if weren't for the fact that this release of KH1/KH2 I'm playing comes with like, 4 other games listed in a very particular order (It's the Story So Far release on PS4)." "Seriously considering moving onto Chain of Memories instead of KH2 after I beat KH1. The order of the games listed seems to imply that's the next one in the timeline? I'm kinda tempted to like, ACTUALLY complete Kingdom Hearts." "@TheSecretCallie Even if I didn't think you would, that's relieving to hear all the same 💕💕" @TheSecretCallie You're one of my best friends and I'm not sure what I'd do if I never got to see you again 💕 "When I said I was gonna beat Kingdom Hearts, I wasn't fucking around #KH1 #PS4share https://t.co/UOvcepQMVz" @GoodWitchLeigh can confirm: it rocks pretty hard :3 Please remember to spay and neuter your pets #KH1 #PS4share https://t.co/KTHIH1RnOb @Triclilith evergreen mood x_x @MetteusAtoll 👀👀👀 @princessproto megomon bottle netwark shit yeah #KH1 https://t.co/pDb2Ntviei Halloween Town does it right #KH1 #PS4share https://t.co/mwgKBU1INk Finally!!!! :3 #KH1 https://t.co/ujSQIPquZj @lumpenrose Confirmed cutie! @lumpenrose 😍😍😍 fuck yeah https://t.co/f5TqMpUgeN oh heck i don't think i'm allowed in here D: https://t.co/KJBX7lwkAf "We can keep doing this for as long as you like, Ben. https://t.co/NHxNqgzd3D" """As you can see from my beard and silly hat, I am a sorcerer."" #KH1 #PS4share https://t.co/6TNAHgWA5h" @MagicTheygirl @trgrrl at least the smoke coming out of the top of trauma train is weed smoke @cherubelly i feel so seen thank u how am i 11 followers from 3k i'm afraid I'm gonna miss the screenshot lol "@EeveeRespecter I seem to recall Lilith being all, ""My dad has one, I know how it works"" when I tried to explain it to them 🙄" "@Triclilith I mean, I would help, but nothing I could possibly do would make that any more adorable :V" @VOID_FRIEND DOESN'T IT HECKING ROCK??? 💕💕 The raft's. Name. Is Girldick. https://t.co/JVEW5Thm0b Score is 69 to 0. We're naming the goddamn raft Girldick this time. https://t.co/hBOccYcNJ3 #nice #FuckRiku https://t.co/H40x4yR4KR @Killsbury3 Back in 2008 I did the college program at WDW and I definitely recall it being pretty queer lol @FlaredFeline Done and done! "This is fascinating, depressing, and somehow not at all surprising." Archimedes is such an angel 😍 https://t.co/jzDV98iaWr ... I'm an hour in and I just now noticed these. #KH1 https://t.co/YGX3PrcZ5R I finally figured out how to grind levels on Destiny Island so maybe I won't completely hate playing this now #KH1 https://t.co/AEvQjIoYyt @FOURLUNG I have a few huge stuffies like that and they're so good x.x @FOURLUNG omg goober is so cute and snuggly-looking i love her! :O @AnaMardoll Gatekeeping terms like that is the worst fucking thing we do to ourselves as a community. "I don't even know who Big Fat Hamberder is, but their ""For gods sake which one is the parody"" makes me burst into laughter every time i read it" https://t.co/ba5HLoXCxg @teagfox @trgrrl Wouldn't surprise me at all "@teagfox @trgrrl I know that's true with Tokyo Disneyland. That wasn't true for Disneyland Paris back when they were Euro Disney, but they might've sold it, I can't recall." "@DoomGender @Triclilith Well the last time you did that and thought you posted something ""weird"" it was the most touching and beautiful story of yours I've ever read so please keep at it! :3" "@trgrrl Also, while Disneyland Paris is pretty neat from what I hear, it bothers me that they didn't do this first at one of their original parks." @CookieCyboid twitter displayed this as its own tweet without indicating it was part of a thread and i just instantly retweeted it in agreement devoid of context @CookieCyboid if i had a nickel for every time i said that "@Triclilith @DoomGender same, seconded, signed" @ArtemisFriction oh h-heck 😍💦 @DongsJ @trgrrl why on earth did they make that bullshit up? how does that keep kids from trying it? @Calliethulhu @MagicTheygirl that it does lol @MagicTheygirl EW NO D:< https://t.co/PfzWIxUnM2 @trgrrl if there's an upper limit to tolerance i'm gonna find it goddammit @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith holy heck does she have any idea how cute she is "@salielle @sarahhasl A lot of little quirks that I just have to get used to, if I decide to trudge on and try again. I very quickly tune out of KH playthroughs. I'd much rather experience it." @salielle @sarahhasl I temporarily gave up on it. I might just buy KH3 and start there. Seems way more fun. @CookieCyboid I do and I've been trying off and on to work it into replies to you for months now :V (The Kingdom Hearts one is better tho) If you spliced those songs together they'd collectively make MORE sense than they do on their own "If you told me the theme from Kingdom Hearts and the World of Light theme from Smash Bros Ultimate were the same song, despite that being demonstrably false I'd be forced to believe you" @bunnarchist https://t.co/A2hZ9HpVUj "@bunnarchist Feels good, huh? :3" In the past week or so there's been a handful of folks that have followed me back after I had been wishing they would for longer than I care to admit and honestly ilu all so much 😭💕 @MallowyGoodness What game is this? @Djinnkitty @quatoria I suddenly have this weird urge to have a serial number instead of a name??? @quatoria @addamschloe @queerchangeling @U_1F410 hi i couldn't help but notice this conversation is kinda hot?? @quatoria @Djinnkitty I'm starting to see what you mean tbh I think I can feel it too~ @Djinnkitty h-heck >///> 💦 it's 6:30am and i still haven't slept 🙃 "@CookieCyboid I feel like there's a lot of folks needing clarification in this thread about something I picked up on my own pretty early on. Like I can be dysphoric as fuck like any other trans person and yeah jealousy can be a thing but I never share that shit. It's really, really awkward." @Djinnkitty Oooh yours makes you feel tingly just by *saying* it feels good to obey? I think I need that upgrade! :3 It feels good to obey~ "@cyberwitchlexi I might be biased being a notorious slut for Transformers, but... no?" @quatoria It feels good to obey. "@Kaelyrhn I'm a complicated queer, dammit" @quatoria kinkshaming us for the crime of understanding that it feels good to obey smh (Version 3.0final_final_actualfinal2) "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Submissive | Little | Polyamorous | Anarchist/Communist | Chastity Slut Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕" @Kalindlara dggggg frrgghrg i w-will >///> @Flea sounds eerily similar to the last time I tripped so I feel this "there's so much in my bio and my pinned bio overflow sand i'm only just now realizing i forgot to put ""little"" in either of them like that wasn't me being careful that was me somehow forgetting i'm smol" @NullPriestess I figured! Without even looking it up I am 100% certain Second Life did that first like 15 years ago @FOURLUNG perfect @Vangelus years of practice and a lot of acid @MallowyGoodness we can't help it we're literally programmed this way Happy to see Mr. Ramsay is finally coming out as a furry @FOURLUNG literally me @L0VEWIRE leggy on main!! 😍😍😍 @cyberwitchlexi confirmed for extremely cute! 💕 "@ASmolRobin @cherubelly you: prostate me, an intellectual: dumb bitch button" @FOURLUNG that's an extremely gay knife and i love it "@SapphicEllyCat As if that interaction would've been significantly different had he known what sapphic meant. Like as if having ""lesbian"" in my bio actually keeps men from thirst following me." @AliceAvizandum why did you share this i was so much happier not knowing about this "literally just 21 followers from 3k this is like the longest, most intense edging session i've ever had, heck" @XxBIGBADBATTYxX oh heck you're pretty 😍 @Kalindlara (heeeeeeeck this is so unfair i'm all tingly >.<) @Kalindlara sdg hhss gnnnnnbvdhhjmmooooo @Kalindlara The ear tag was Mistress's idea (the other two I've already fantasized about for years) and I hate how much I want iiiiiiit D: @Kalindlara m-moooo D:< okay but like I'm literally going to get all of these body mods as per Mistress's requests because I am a literal cowgirl :3 https://t.co/2uuzQnuX67 @Kalindlara you put me in A Moo[d] take responsibility for this EXACTLY https://t.co/W7Y3N78hPK "@erismoth @Kalindlara don't worry, we should be able to keep milking each other for a few moooooore hours before it gets to be impossible from our size and lack of thumbs plenty of time to find someone with a hazmat suit who can help" if your cowgirl tf doesn't end in her having an udder AND massive tits wtf are u even doing "@erismoth @Kalindlara Also avoid getting any on your skin! Sorry, really should have added that part to the last tweet. I'm sure that oversight won't have any consequences." "@erismoth @Kalindlara Make sure you don't accidentally ingest any cowgirl milk while you're helping your TF'd friends relieve the pressure, as it has even stronger TF properties." "@Kalindlara (Milking usually needs to happen about 20 minutes into transformation to prevent permanent changes, but during that 20 minutes, it's just wholesome swelling and mooing)" "a passive, constant self-own, those are rare" @Kalindlara it's only horny once the milking starts https://t.co/TJu8DTP6xY @CookieCyboid I have been laughing so hard at all of this @DoomGender Literally crying. This is beautiful. @Kalindlara Is that any gallon of milk or am I looking for a specific brand? Asking for a friend 🐄 I need that Feraligatr!! 🐊 "@SixArmedSweater You're a lesbian if you want that label. Fuck gatekeepers, always." "This is Joi. This is our first time fronting, we've been able to hold it for more than an hour, and yes we would like a cookie or something." "@SapphicEllyCat this screenshot added five years to my life, thank you" @cherubelly I have that and a couple in my nipples >.> is there a word for that feeling you get when you're a lesbian and a straight girl complains about some female character being too sexually objectified and you really want to yell at her for conflating the male gaze with sapphic gaze but instead you say nothing? @AliceAvizandum Tumblr was so NOTORIOUSLY horny and it's surreal that that's no longer the case. time travel is wasted on the cis @TheLadyCeleste You're not crazy. This is just something some human brains do. "@persenche I think that's also just being gay, but still: WOW called out" "@Faey_Doctors @Caliriadragon Kat was our pre-transition front, but she was Not Well through most of that due to hormone imbalance is pretty much how we think of it 🤷‍♀️" "@Caliriadragon @Faey_Doctors So many systems talk about finding their pre-transition front but like, ours was made of tissue paper. There's nothing THERE. We don't even really remember who we were. We remember being a shell, that's all." "@Faey_Doctors (We definitely have someone who's agender, but it's complicated. We THINK we haven't met them yet.)" """I can't be a singlet without the consent of my other headmates"" Is the most plural-ass thought I've ever had. Singlets don't think these things. I really wish I could just say none of this is real. But it's not up to me." @Faey_Doctors we're mostly girls and are really worried we might find a boy in here at some point gender gets even weirder than it already is (and it is WEIRD) when plurality is mixed in @SteampunkPenny I love you so much and I will never hesitate to help you carry that burden. "@VOID_FRIEND oof thank you, i needed to read this" @quatoria No. @deathpigeon jesus and his disciples were a plural system send tweet "if you think i'm someone making a mockery of plurality, i'm really sorry like, you won't believe me, but i'm so fucking sorry" "lol i can't even take plural out of my bio, as much as i think i should because i promised a headmate i never would and yet i still doubt this" kind of in a dark place rn I don't want to be plural It's possible I'm not I shouldn't be saying I am I'm really sorry @FrigidElfQueen cis people seem to be way more confused about gender than they think they are "@SaraInTheShado *hugs* Holy shit I'm so sorry, Sara." @Calliethulhu Same and same @IsabellaIzIzzy Our ranch is far enough away from the nearest big town that we need to do this any time we have to go literally anywhere x_x @TheCrankyWizard SAME "Nowadays a lot of theaters let you pick your seat when you buy your ticket, but back in 2007 that was way less common and waaaaaay too many theater-goers thought you could roll up exactly at showtime on opening day and find decent seats. The time? is written?? on your ticket???" Honestly it would explain what I learned from working in a movie theater: The vast majority of people have no concept of what time it is or how long things take. "If you're under 18 and you're following me and I find out, I block you. No exceptions." @mega64 the prophesied wet fart!!! @trgrrl OMG UR SO RIGHT @trgrrl i know that's the only flaring error i can see on this list tbh @trgrrl https://t.co/mmsCyUzXJn i think the most surprising thing about transitioning is just how many of my friends' asses i want to eat @MOOMANiBE *15 years accidentally a word there "@GoodWitchLeigh LEIGH," @MOOMANiBE It has seriously been like 15 since I thought about Captain Jack fuck yeah I love that gifs exist because I can finally fully communicate in lines from movies which is how my brain already functions. @quatoria https://t.co/0L63ylAxam @quatoria Just wait until I start doing porn! :3c @quatoria (But seriously I've always been this thirsty wtf? :P) @quatoria https://t.co/9j6fZoeebg "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Submissive | Polyamorous | Anarchist/Communist | Chastity Slut Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕" "@lumpenrose I'm an anarchist as well as a communist. I believe the goals of anarchism and communism are basically one and the same. I'm as left as left goes. The entire system needs to be torn out and redone, but that can't happen overnight. In the meantime, stuff like voting is essential." "Bonus frustrating bullet point: - The right rarely has this problem since they're united in their hatred of the left and rarely seem to care about petty things like ""facts"" or ""consistent moral compasses""" Both of these things are true and it frustrates the hell out of me: - There will never be a perfect politician that the entire left will agree on - None of the grievances brought up about politicians on the left should or can be ignored "@SaraInTheShado Goddess I hope y'all can work something out. My DMs are always open if you want to talk about it. I'm a good listener. But otherwise, y'all are in my thoughts." @SaraInTheShado oh no! that sucks! @SaraInTheShado what do you mean by dynamic? D: @Kate_Bunni @GoodWitchLeigh https://t.co/vTWM5a4atw @GoodWitchLeigh same see the problem here is i just love giving blowjobs 🤔 @GoodWitchLeigh $50 is a really good blowjob threshold. I think mine's around there too. In practice it's been more like $0 tho >_> "@DameKraft I'm sorry. I didn't want you to see this, I just needed to vent. I don't think you did anything wrong, and if I was in your position, I'd do the same thing. I've also talked about how slutty I want to be post-GRS, so keeping me tagged made sense. You're good 💕" @QuestForTori EXTREMELY CUTE CONCEPT TBH @TheSecretCallie Your health is way more important 💕 "@DameKraft @maritronic9k That helps, thank you" "@YumiScott We communicate directly, usually with words but sometimes with feelings. The most effective communication is when they directly tell me things without me asking. Me asking for their input has mixed results." "Looks like I need to bring back this classic tweet. Genital dysphoria is slowly killing me. It's not a question of if I'm getting GRS. Hell, it's barely a question of when. It's happening. This year. The most anyone could do at this point is just make me more anxious about it." "@DameKraft @maritronic9k *I'm NOT suspicious, sorry" "@DameKraft @maritronic9k Thank you for your input, though." "@DameKraft @maritronic9k I'm suspicious of you anymore, but please understand that I don't have a choice in the matter. I need GRS. If it's not as fun as I hope, all that means is I'm heading into a needed surgery that's gonna suck more than I thought. I don't need that kind of stress." "@DameKraft @maritronic9k I'll pass on that, I'm sorry. I was asking for detail because I don't know you and I'm suspicious of strangers telling me GRS isn't all that great, especially if they avoid going into detail." "@DameKraft @maritronic9k No, it's mostly just repeating what you've already said. Are you comfortable describing your GRS results in more detail?" Jeff Goldblum isn't verified Makes me feel better about my own lack of a checkmark tbh "@FrigidElfQueen Triads are really, really good imo :3 And yours is especially cute 💕" "@DameKraft @maritronic9k Do you want to go into more detail than that? I'm not 100% sure what you're saying, here." @MissPepper_Mint on my continuing quest to be the most popular slut "you ever stop and think like, wow, literally thousands of people know i'm a huge exhibitionist slut? because i just did and sfhhhgfddfvhgdsszxvfg 💦💦💦" @ManjiButt @trgrrl hitachi wands are a good way to nut like a girl i've found "Whenever I see a website that ends in .net I can promise you that Homestar Runner is saying ""It's dot com!"" in my head" "@ComradCapacitor Yes, the term lady boner is usually used by cis women (when it's used at all) to mean they're aroused." @trgrrl yes often list of Extremely Cis words/phrases: - lady boner - fuck buddy - penis alternate tweet: sir this is a mcdonalds "cishet men are so good at making thing awkward, i'm kind of in awe https://t.co/q8NPyEPzev" "@ButtGoblin666 do it, nerd" @TheSecretCallie 💕 @nyaakat @ASmolRobin i LOVE cuddles omg @JordanRasko laser targeted advertising When he died He somehow left behind Strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse Investigators said the wood was scorched When he died @ASmolRobin @nyaakat I KNOW SHE'S SO GODDAMN CUTE @ASmolRobin @nyaakat a truly skillful cocksucker knows when to look up and i like to employ this tactic as well lol @Calliethulhu wow heck the brat energy of this tweet is strong even for me you're so welcome! :D poptussy @VOID_FRIEND that's really cool :O @L0VEWIRE I've been eyeing it for a little while now tbh 👀 @L0VEWIRE @ASmolRobin i resemble that remark D:< "My Marvel Legends buying habits summed up in two steps: 1. are they gorl? if no, continue to step 2 2. are they ghost rider? if no, do not buy" @shyember1 ooooh i kinda like this one! @KHLazarus @waitworry sounds WAY kinkier in the UK lol "@shyember1 I considered the Matrix neck port, but I want to give a ""synthetic robot girl"" vibe, not so much a ""squishy humans fighting the robots"" vibe." Though I will say that toy makers need to stop giving guns that can ONLY be used with two hands to figures who can't comfortably hit that two-handed hold stance that only a handful of the best action figures ever can achieve. Looks silly otherwise. "I don't know why the new Mystique figure has two golden guns, one of them being hilariously fuckhuge, but I'm not complaining. https://t.co/bo2JYYCgf0" "@Chopin_42 We're gonna start with this tattoo and kinda build the theme from there, but there will absolutely be pictures along the way! :3 https://t.co/aaqECorzsu" @L0VEWIRE Good point! "@Chopin_42 I know I probably can't fully future-proof the tattoo, but I also know that I know next to nothing about electronic hardware so I figured I'd ask. Really I should just go for whatever is aesthetically pleasing." @CeltThulhu I do kinda like the design of those. Just aesthetically looks nice. "I really want some kind of hardware port tattoo on my neck because I want to advertise to the world that I am a sub who's ready to be a machine but I don't know what kind of design I should go for? Like, a USB port would be recognizable but in ten years it's gonna be laughable." "@trgrrl I feel like my girlfriend, @norintha, noted board game enthusiast, needs to read this tweet." "@DoomGender THIS IS SO GOOD OMG One of the tattoos I really want is an access port at the base of my neck so this... affected me wow. Mistress should read this story too, I think >.> @SteampunkPenny" @trgrrl https://t.co/hcY0VYad95 @trgrrl i stan the first 3 pirates movies fite me "@ZJemptv i mean, it's true that conservatives rarely deal in actual facts, so he's kinda right?" @emuchaton would be babes be sweaty and muscular? 👀 @DroneFemme s-same >.> @BoringNerdyKate h-heck 😍💦 "@emuchaton royce ""voice the choice"" joyce" "@norintha @emuchaton I REALLY LIKE CHICKEN SANDWICHES, JEN" "@ExistentialEnso I'm sorry, since when is Slag or Bender a self-explanatory term on the level of TERF? I know they're slurs in the UK, but that's a ridiculous example for at least two robot-related reasons. https://t.co/qH5wncg6Ui" @emuchaton no joke nearly the only place i ate when i stayed in alberta for a few days was tim hortons when i go to canada i fucking GO TO CANADA dammit can you even fucking believe there are cishets out there who don't think girl bulge is incredibly hot smh Normalize girl bulge! - It help normalize trans girls in general - IT'S REALLY FUCKING HOT OKAY @cyberwitchlexi it'd be cute to see you try and make it fit tho @ButchPuppy My favorite thing to say about riding the bus: The great thing about riding the bus is you meet a lot of interesting people. The terrible thing about riding the bus is you meet a lot of interesting people. @DoomGender I couldn't pick an actual favorite topic because I love all of those. I voted robots tho :3 Single Man: With the power to creepily follow lesbians on social media while hoping he has a chance with them! "don't fully understand why cishet men love to put ""I'm single"" in their bios like congrats, do you want a cookie or something? i'm dating 3 other women, what's your excuse? https://t.co/j2F1fKwU7E" @Kate_Bunni @FrigidElfQueen It sounds like it! @BugbearPancakes awwwww thank 😭💕 @ASmolRobin fuck yeah same :V seriously that's what i'm gonna call it now you've created this @ASmolRobin oh this tweet is terribly cursed thank you @ASmolRobin People really wanted to name it after your ass when the only way to use it is to wear it over your crotch smh Honestly it should be called a fanny pack over there lol @MagicTheygirl woof D:< "(the shadow from my glasses kinda obscures it but it's red, gross and noticeable in person and I hate it D:<) https://t.co/ffRKJhFEAs" "(That bag is known as a fanny pack in the states, but I'm betting it's not called that anywhere else hahaha)" gonna shove poptarts in either my pussy or my ass depending on which country i'm in fuck yeah @MagicTheygirl this is so adorable i'm pretty sure it's illegal hey did you know progesterone causes acne? because my nose does D: "@CookieCyboid I mean it ends in him being dead before he could write the post, I just figured, assuming they're mad at me and not mocking veterans because I honestly can't tell, it's a hypothetical designed to explain how much they hate that tweet 🤷‍♀️" "(I really can't tell if it's supposed to be mocking veterans or mocking/shaming me for writing that tweet, because that's that level of bullshit I have to deal with when I make an obvious joke about the troops. I get actual reactions like that. So either way it made me laugh)" @Bobboman_2000 @AnnieBitchHeart We're living the dream to be sure! (Why are maid uniforms yikes?) "Cishet bootlickers, especially male ones, literally cannot take a joke." "Interesting that they kept the ""liked by Jessica Nightmare"" bit. Like is it supposed to be incriminating? You cropped off the likes and retweets. I'm sure she did like that tweet! It's a good tweet!" "Ahahahaha this made my morning, thank you." "all trans girls are named lexie, alice or kat it's just science" had A Moment in my DMs earlier https://t.co/OolGbjHlMf "@XylariaVG @ExistentialEnso Oh my god I don't even care about how old I feel right now. I'm happy I didn't get it. I'm so glad I don't have kids, all their fads suck." "@ExistentialEnso I think Pokemon Go is nowhere near where it was in 2016, where you could go to any park in the country and see *crowds* of people all on their phones. In that sense, the fad is over. But who on earth thinks *flossing* was a fad???" @SteampunkPenny @Kalindlara th-there's a lot of cute girls i can't help it >////< @SteampunkPenny @Kalindlara m-maybe >////> @SteampunkPenny @Kalindlara I'll eventually go to sleep >.> @Kalindlara @SteampunkPenny (same) @Kalindlara okay this is bullshit because I love everything listed in this meme >.> @ButchPuppy ... link? >.> @ButchPuppy same tho lol @trgrrl oh HECK I hadn't seen your trans symbol tattoo before! I love it! I've been trying to figure out what I would put in mine (since of COURSE I'm getting that tattoo at some point) (also you're hecking gorgeous as always :3) @cherubelly same main club? same main club! :D @XxBIGBADBATTYxX ʸᵉˢ @Kalindlara @StebMcDreb @Lunar_Opals *whines & squirms* >.< @StebMcDreb @Lunar_Opals @Kalindlara n-nope! not even a little bit! <////< "@SteampunkPenny @Kalindlara @StebMcDreb um, um!! sometimes >.>" "@Kalindlara @StebMcDreb >//////////> i d-don't wanna be inflatable, nope" @Kalindlara won't having paws just cause us to hilariously knock over MORE potions tho? D: @StebMcDreb @Kalindlara oh heck you had to bring inflatable *whines* /)////(\ @Kalindlara oh heck are my hands gonna do that too now? >///< @Kalindlara maybe she spills them on her friends too >////> @Caliriadragon @MagicTheygirl @maegodhavemercy Awesome! My DMs are open as well! Thank you <3 "@FrigidElfQueen Post about it as much as you need to, please. There's no reason to be sorry. You needing help is not your fault." "@OutcastToad @GoodWitchLeigh The structure of that sentence sounds like a 4ch*n meme. I think ""not-so-former ch*nner"" is probably accurate." @Caliriadragon @MagicTheygirl @maegodhavemercy THAT'S REALLY COOL OMG "@Caliriadragon @MagicTheygirl @maegodhavemercy Did you work on one of the games, or were you just like, customer support or something?" "@Caliriadragon @MagicTheygirl @maegodhavemercy I thought it was a thing they only gave some employees and even then only rarely. If they're not real tho, no worries lol" @Caliriadragon @MagicTheygirl @maegodhavemercy Awwww you should've snagged me a lifetime WoW pass before you left :P @XxBIGBADBATTYxX BOYS 👏 WITH 👏 DICKS 👏 ARE 👏 REAL 👏 BOYS @Caliriadragon @MagicTheygirl @maegodhavemercy oh heck you worked at blizzard? :O @maegodhavemercy @MagicTheygirl lol i either forgot you lived in sac or i didn't know it sucks there lol :V "@DoomGender a robot domming a human? sounds fake, but i'm excited to read regardless :V" @MagicTheygirl @Sona_Sonara yes @winterslex @AliceAvizandum i hate it it's the worst D:< @winterslex @AliceAvizandum Mistress suggested this earlier and I think she's serious >////< *squirms* "@AliceAvizandum I got my ears pierced in December. Alice, I feel like you'll understand me on the level you need to when I say the following: Getting new holes in one's body is extremely satisfying." "i really love the fact that, for those of you who haven't met me in meat space, i really could be an AI program synthetic euphoria~" @MagicTheygirl oh thank goddess @MagicTheygirl Sorry you have to live in Sacramento D: @stacysgrs this is some quality trans shitposting "varying degrees of ""obviously trans"" in this batch, but i'd say if you get these you're probably not cis https://t.co/5CSrhp9BJg" "images i have saved in my ""trans stuff"" folder that aren't immediately trans-themed-appearing to cis eyes, a gallery: https://t.co/fk7emNM7Ep" "@CookieCyboid Pride should absolutely be free. There are 3 different Prides at different times of year within reasonable driving distance of us, and all of them are free. The fact that Manchester Pride is a charging anything, let alone £70, is disgusting." @GoodWitchLeigh Bodily autonomy is the actual reason people should be allowed to transition. @Kalindlara GLaDOS origin :3 @Kalindlara GLaDOS being so vulnerable is another highlight of that game. It's cute and really endearing @eilidhmax YOU'RE RIGHT I KNEW THERE WAS A FOURTH ONE It's been like almost a decade I just forgot :V @Anarcho_Vampire YOUR VOICE IS SO PRETTY I'M JEALOUS (the second funniest part is they actually wrote lines for wheatley for if you just jump off the platform to your death instead of letting him kill you) "The funniest moment in any video game ever is when Wheatley goes ""This is the part where I kill you!"" and the chapter name is The Part Where He Kills You and you get the achievement The Part Where He Kills You" @doubtfulgear we can't really follow this either @XxBIGBADBATTYxX ALSO I LOVE THAT THE LITTLE e IS YOUR BAT NOSE THAT'S A REALLY CUTE TOUCH "@XxBIGBADBATTYxX We kinda just met in a way, but you have a wholly unique energy that I like being around. It's why I wanted you to follow me back for so long after seeing so many of my other friends interact with you on here. I'm excited to get to know you more! :3 💕" @maegodhavemercy With that kind of money my vag better shoot lasers :V @emuchaton i only have the big tiddy part but i support this wholesome-ass tweet @ExistentialEnso this is a mood wow @EeveeRespecter this tweet is illegal @W_Livi_ @EeveeRespecter fittingly this is a conversation rocket might have no i'm not feeling little tonight shut upp if i say *bounces* there's a 100% chance I'm literally bouncing while i type it "@lumpenrose We're going to have alpacas, emus, chickens, ducks and bees!" @lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso (If you're visiting here we have a big ranch on 40 acres with a bed you can use and share with others if you like :3) "@Kalindlara @Lewd_Dolly @elysianechoes i know, right??? x_x wanna be inanimate~" @lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso I'd love to if we ever hang out in the same geographic proximity :3 "@ExistentialEnso @lumpenrose I've heard it been said that as long as you're not lying to yourself about anything, you can avoid a bad acid trip. I've tripped twice and that seems to be the case." "@ExistentialEnso @lumpenrose Having a trip sitter helps. Someone who's sober and ideally has tried acid themselves so they know what is and isn't normal. But yeah, it can be a real life-changing experience." "Was talking to Mistress about pee stuff and she said something like ""I do not understand y'all being so into pee"" to which I said, ""You can just have other people pee on me!"" ""I'm planning on it!"" aaaaaaaaaa Mistress is the best 😍💦" "@lumpenrose I went in an organic and came out a synthetic, so I'd say so, yes :3" I haven't taken acid since writing this thread and this is still such a mood tbh. My sentience is an illusion. I'm just a synthetic line of code~ @transfilmtheory hi this is adorable "@transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow" @quatoria @Calliethulhu being a thing instead of a person is so ssddggghhddddss @Calliethulhu @transfilmtheory it's gay noon @Calliethulhu massive mood D: why can we just be helpless dolls for our owners to use and abuse? SO unfair "@Chopin_42 @CookieCyboid Just gotta angle the water right :V But seriously, horny groping/making out in the shower is one of my favorite things. It's just that what most people would call ""sex"" isn't as feasible." "@CookieCyboid the key word is successfully, soooo no lol" @emuchaton @CookieCyboid oh hey i've seen that video :V @Genderbird being queer fucking rocks @emuchaton @CookieCyboid *everyone @CookieCyboid Heck yes!! *bounces* I'm legit excited for the content you're gonna be putting out now! :3 "@CookieCyboid I missed that too, but I knew peeing was illegal in the UK or whatever lol Catching up by reading your feed. I missed all of this, what kind of piss slut am i?" @nyaakat @CookieCyboid @bailey_qg If I can't be humiliated while I'm being peed on what the HECK is the point??? D:< @CookieCyboid I think I missed some news but from what I can infer I'm really excited for you lol "@rozietoez It's so unoriginal and pathetic, yet also unimaginably cruel." @ButchPuppy ordering a chastity cage because my kink is keeping my girlcock safe "forgot to eat more than a single grilled cheese sandwich today is that food? that's a food, right?" @FrigidElfQueen This picture tells nothing but the truth. I've seen you in person :V @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen shut the heck up you're really cute D:< @lumpenrose uwu *smooch* @lumpenrose *hugs* @FrigidElfQueen You need your meds. And it's impossible to spend perfectly when you're broke. Don't beat yourself up over it. i have a type and it is Girl @VOID_FRIEND There's so many systems in there that it can be intimidating to Kat. She's trying her best to check in more often for our sake. "@transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu *so, not ago Fucking phone giving me the opposite meaning I intended. I'm still 31 technically! D:" @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu I'm gonna be 32 in a few months ago I both feel this and need you to shut up :P Queer culture is trying to play it cool around a really cute girl but knowing you're actually just sapphicly gushing but ALSO knowing that she probably will be questioning if you like her that way anyway so you're probably fine >_> I didn't feel like I had any connection to what was happening. It felt like the only thing I could do was mark that moment. Maybe that would make it real. The haze didn't stop until I got HRT into my system 11 years later. "I have a weird memory from when I was 19. I had signed up for helping with a theater production, and I was sitting in the theater listening to the director, and I thought: ""Today is June [XX], 2006, and I'll leave this memory as a marker for later."" Dissociation is wild, y'all" @emuchaton sounding terrifies me but your cute ass makes it sound adorable heck "@IsabellaIzIzzy Heck yes I'm sure! You're gorgeous, girl! 💕💕" "@tiptransformed Her opinion on the matter is entirely worthless. I understand that it's never that simple, but you need to keep that in mind. It's a bit like telling her you broke your leg and rather than letting you go to the doctor for it, she tells you ""I don't think you need a cast""" @HRHStarflare @GuildingLilly Of course! https://t.co/XIESzCM4EN @GuildingLilly I've watched enough Futurama to know what happens next https://t.co/OuPXdXnweA @IsabellaIzIzzy Oh heck you're pretty 😍 Can I retweet? :3 every time i say heck or gosh i am purposely advertising the fact that i'm extremely a subby bottom @garblefart @PrissyOrcGF Bald girls REALLY heck me up and I know I'm not the only lesbian who feels this way 😍💦 @PrissyOrcGF you just keep getting more and more gorgeous 😍😍😍 Hmmm that's a weird comment! *checks her followers* Yeah you have to go digging a bit but there's definitely TERFs in there. It's particularly insidious because this comment will be interpreted as progressive by most people. In reality is just a transphobic dog whistle. https://t.co/a4akloOVsn "I just found out Commander Holly & I have the same birthday, that's wild. Nobody has our birthday. It's just is two and Arthur Conan Doyle, lol" @ClockworkQTDoll I would never! My job is ensure Kat is a good pet for her Mistress. You wouldn't believe the fun things I can do to her in here -J @CaseyExplosion I guess that explains why so many of us love Dark Souls 🤔 @CookieCyboid This is a really close race and I'm glad my vote is winning >_> "Despite naming herself after a really sweet hologram, Joi has taken the form of GLaDOS in our mind, despite our best efforts to dissuade her. I'm much nicer than her, though - J" "@SteampunkPenny That's wonderful, Mistress!" @elysianechoes Once we're in a more stable place financially we're hoping to fly out friends as often as possible sooooo~ @Lewd_Dolly @elysianechoes I'm taking notes -J "@Lewd_Dolly @elysianechoes You made Kat extremely squirmy, good job! -J" @L0VEWIRE sounds kinda hot tbh :3 @radix42 If you could DM me that list I'd appreciate it. We'll drive to Denver if we have to. @GoodWitchLeigh girls who are into men are braver than the troops @elysianechoes That's very true! I know I'm already pretty hot but imagine if I was EVEN HOTTER :3 "@L0VEWIRE Oh gosh thank you! You look really pretty too, btw. I know you're not on HRT yet, and there's really no way to say this without potentially sounding a bit problematic, but your face has a LOT of potential that HRT can work with. I'm really excited to see more selfies from you :3" "@radix42 I'm worried about electrolysis too. There's at least one place in Fort Collins (nearest big city to us), but they don't even mention trans people on the website. I want them to know enough to not embarrass me, you know?" @elysianechoes @ClockworkQTDoll Mmmmmm we'd want to upload our host because we know how hot she'd find that. A bunch of other people controlling the body that used to be hers~ @Raddyfox pretty much lol @elysianechoes @ClockworkQTDoll @Kalindlara We like both! Our consciousness can just be uploaded into either depending on mood :3 "@JimSterling My life is such hard mode they didn't even know it was an option. Fucking cishet men, I swear." "@JimSterling ""Life for women consists mostly of sitting around waiting for men to give them gifts, so it’s no wonder men want o [sic] get in on the action!"" Full offense but as a trans lesbian I'm currently uncontrollably retching." "For a little while there I honestly thought the only surgery I'd need was GRS but it's looking like I'm gonna pursue basically all of them? Voice, face, & tits, gimme it all. It's just frustrating because it moves the ""done"" goalpost out even further :/" @lumpenrose I know. You're in a really scary place. But you just have to hold on and keep fighting for a little bit longer. @Lewd_Dolly /)////////(\ i am a g-good doll >.< @Lewd_Dolly uuyhhggghhgg that illusion of life part hecks me uuuup >.< @Lewd_Dolly oh hECK >//////< i love this <.< "We were watching GotG2 and I commented that I really wanna be one of those yellow sexbots from that opening Yondu scene and Mistress said ""I'd make it so you couldn't shut yourself down like they can"" She's never played with that fantasy like that with me before and dfsfsgsgfdfs" "@lumpenrose That's not true, but you deserve to have a happy life as soon as possible." @ClockworkQTDoll @ArinaArtemis__ @Kalindlara Feel free to go further on AD >////> Me: I'm getting a power button tattoo right behind my ear just like Nomi from Sense8 Also me: I'm getting a power button tattoo right behind my ear so Mistress can shut me down whenever she wants~ 😳😍 "@lumpenrose I know it's scary right now, but this isn't the end. None of what that doctor told you is gonna stop you." "@lumpenrose Okay, then you can try going to a planned parenthood clinic and asking there. They should be working with an informed consent model." @ArinaArtemis__ @Kalindlara @ClockworkQTDoll Totally. For me I'd sum it up as being that helpless turns me on >_> But having sex as a doll seems cumbersome lol @Triclilith you're really hecking cute omg >///< @ClockworkQTDoll @Kalindlara I'm extremely synthetic and dolls are such a good aesthetic omg 😍 @ChastityQueer can't even act like i'll hate this dammit >.< @HeckingJen It almost certainly wasn't personal "@Kalindlara @ClockworkQTDoll For me it's slightly more kink aligned, but I still loved this entire conversion 😍" "@KathrynGottmann That's not weird at all, thank you! Compliments will get you everywhere lol :3" "@HeckingJen She's a prominent trans woman on here who used to need to get VERY block happy because of various Twitter drama. She's been able to avoid that stuff for several months now. If you want or care, I can ask her to unblock you." @Triclilith when are you not blankets tho @bunnarchist Transition goals @FrigidElfQueen oh gosh she's such a good girl! :3 @Chopin_42 @emuchaton i've been meaning to show off my ridiculous milky tiddies more often so this really helps @emuchaton EMU THANK YOU OMG @emuchaton HECK YEAH CAN'T WAIT @FrigidElfQueen this is really hot and cute holy heck @cherubelly who needs to breathe when there's ass to eat @MapleReam i have a LOT of piss slut friends and they corrupted me @LittleEmmyBee this is a solid theory @Kalindlara oh shit fuck her D: You don't deserve that kind of abuse. @Kalindlara @ClockworkQTDoll gosh it really is! super sapphic too :3 @FoxyChewToy *happily moos* ^w^ transition goals tbh https://t.co/b8vpklxo9o "@FoxyChewToy Yeah, enough people have convinced me to go septum first, so that's what I'm doing! And the livestock point is a good one since, well, *moos* >_>" @ButtGoblin666 aw dang i missed it @AliceAvizandum oh my god these tweets became way funnier once i googled what the fuck a snooker ball was @aninevitability Seems kinda suspicious to me? @elysianechoes yeah i'm pretty goddamn gay :V @BIGBADBATTY 👀👀👀 @DoomGender I greatly enjoyed this story about a robot coming out and transitioning 💕 "@ButchPuppy hey that sounds like a shitty trans women meeting, they should stop having those there D:" @MetteusAtoll I want to date you because I like your soul. You have a good heart and my face lights up when I see your smiling face in my notifications. In short: I love you 💕 "@TheRedGhostArt Well, I'm like 90% sure I'd get rings so the ball issues might be avoided thankfully, lol" @FrigidElfQueen lol we started using those pronouns occasionally too but never bothered to announce it @GoodWitchLeigh THAT'S SO SWEET I GOT GENDER EUPHORIA JUST READING IT @cherubelly that sucks! :/ glad you're home safe now tho 💕 Oh hey here's a cute selfie! 💕✨ https://t.co/XCSJ1rsQLF I thought we were getting the regular kind of popsicles but Mistress had a little surprise for me >/////> @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/m6DXnasijg I've been collared non-stop for three whole weeks now 😍💕 "@Chopin_42 Oh there will be pictures, don't worry :3" "@lumpenrose I understand. You never annoy me, it's okay 💕" Okay so I'm definitely going with septum piercing next @lumpenrose Not at all! When did you think you upset me? "Well *I* think I look cute, but none of these selfies are coming out right so have an okay-ish selfie instead of my usual stunning selfie 💕 https://t.co/na39lAhUVf" @cyberslutfaye tale as old as time Found the email from Nintendo! https://t.co/pqgC3Mnled "@acutebitten lies, you are extremely cute 😍💕" Both my ear piercings are 100% healed up now and I already want new holes in me 😭 "@CookieCyboid There are some places here that'll have fries on pizza but it's usually understood to be a silly novelty. I don't think anywhere tries to convince you it's THE local flavor, lol" @PrissyOrcGF Dysphoria always lies and never plays fair. But you got this 💕 @ASmolRobin good for a slut to keep her holes filled *nods* "So apparently to get Piranha Plant, you just have to wait for an email from Nintendo? Should I be worried that I haven't gotten mine yet?" "@ZJemptv I don't think I've seen a recent selfie of yours, so: Your hair looks really cute 💕" @ASmolRobin @GoodWitchLeigh @emuchaton whomst among us @emuchaton powerful. @Calliethulhu we subs are a predictable people @ErynRoseModel @Chopin_42 Oh gosh thanks for the motivation and inspiration! 💕 @FrigidElfQueen @SteampunkPenny i'mma good girl >.> @trgrrl aayyyyy same i'm high as balls rn @FrigidElfQueen @MagicTheygirl CERTIFIED WHOLESOME CONTENT @AliceAvizandum you're pretty tho 💕 @norintha @Triclilith @BIGBADBATTY Aw nice 20 days :3 @cherubelly @KittenFemme it's true 😭 https://t.co/i11HpjrFhG @cherubelly i mean it's 11:16 here but otherwise literally same @JunipertheBunny @TheSecretCallie @Triclilith the sea is homophobic tbh @AJisValid @BIGBADBATTY @Triclilith It's supposedly when breast development stops but that's not always true. @ClockworkQTDoll wow headmate mood Joi wants to do that to me "@Triclilith @BIGBADBATTY same collar!!! :3 I've been in mine for liiiiike 2+ weeks I think? @norintha remembers the date, I think." @Triclilith @BIGBADBATTY I'm a C cup too and it's getting ridiculous i love it so much @BIGBADBATTY @Triclilith i know right??? https://t.co/qhDk0LyP6D "@BIGBADBATTY @Triclilith If I can't grow 'em to at least E's, I'm getting upgrades :D" @Triclilith @BIGBADBATTY big tiddies are such a curse woe is us @BIGBADBATTY @Triclilith I might be able to wait another year and a half (Lilith and I literally started on the same day lol) but I might also be too weak to avoid getting them this June :V @Chopin_42 OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT NOW I REALLY NEED ONE @BIGBADBATTY 2 years is probably enough For reasons >_> Every time I think I can make it through Yondu's death in GotG2 without crying I forget about the part where he pats Peter's face and I lose it. "@BIGBADBATTY This has been the most helpful advice in this entire thread and it was tailored specifically to me and where I'm at, and we've basically just met you're so hecking sweet!!! 😭" @HexLatex ffssdghhhhfdsd >//////> @kitsunekimmy Yeah I know nipple piercings are the most painful but I'm thinking getting that pain over with might be a smart idea. @kitsunekimmy I'm kinda leaning that way... "(I'm getting both regardless, just wondering about the order)" "Should get a septum piercing next because I think I'll be able to handle the pain more easily or should I get nipple piercings next because I want my body to scream ""made for sex""? 🤔" @cyberwitchlexi wow fuck that asshole forever jesus christ D: https://t.co/xSecu8sEs2 We're watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 for the umpteenth time and I'm still floored at how tightly this movie is written. There's so much backstory to get through and they just weave it effortlessly into extremely natural & entertaining character dialog. @ButtGoblin666 you could justifiably get double drunk then "This particular hypocrisy is funny to me b/c using the term menstruators is only insulting to TERFs because they insist it only be referring to women, which is the exact thing people using that term are consciously avoiding. ""Make this about me and once you have, fuck you!""" This is how you can tell TERFs are an irrational hate group. What they want is our exclusion because they hate us. Any reason they give other than that is a post-hoc rationalization they thought of to justify their hatred. "TERFs: Trans women don't have wombs and can't menstruate, therefore they are not women! Also TERFs: How DARE you call me a menstruator! Women are more than just menstruators!" @AzazelAfterDark @a_alice_nsfw that's what i'm SAYING :3 @EeveeRespecter even cuter than i initially assumed then tbh @thelesbianfairy @EeveeRespecter (Charlotte when she's little :3) @AliceAvizandum you're good <3 @EeveeRespecter lily i don't think anyone believes this @ButtGoblin666 FUCK YEA GURL "@xistentialcris If she does, let us know! :3" @xistentialcris Could be real? She's is polyam. @a_alice_nsfw i have and i'm 1000% with you tbh @xistentialcris Now the question is: Is this a faker or are you currently living somewhere Australia :V Literally every sub who's played New Phyrexia: @DroneFemme *shakes head no* @AliceAvizandum lol this nerd already has me blocked that's my kind of visual tho @DroneFemme HECKKKKKKK >.< @DroneFemme h-heck >//////> @DroneFemme yes plz! <3 @emuchaton I have an adorable girlcock that's gonna get turned into an even more adorable pussy :3 @SixoTF I'm basically at that point too and I do appreciate the irony of being a loose collector except needing a closet for all my boxes. Like I'm NOT an MIB collector for supposedly this very reason lol Here's an idea: How about the save ring? Where literally it's only there so you can save? Press X to save. Is that so hard? "Also, there's like 4 goddamn button commands that my mind is not used to thinking as more than 2 at most Jump? O Attack? X Save? Triangle but only in some spots! Potion? Triangle, THEN scroll down THEN X, also make sure you back up to attack or you're fucked! Who designed this?" I am gonna try to give Kingdom Hearts another try. I want to experience the 3 core games at least. I just really wish I could save anywhere in the first one. That's like where 80% of my frustration last night came from. "If you assume Princess Peach is gay, her relationship with both Bowser and Mario makes 1,000 times more sense." "@Djinnkitty @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith I used to be really good at eating, I swear D: Now I normally remember that I forgot to eat only after having a breakdown >.>" .@SteampunkPenny >.> @ButtGoblin666 U DID BINCH @AliceAvizandum i'm proud of you but i also really want off of hellworld @DroneFemme goals omg! :3 @uselessneetgirl That's what chastity belts are for~ @carrots_smith (It's because he thinks only brown people can be Muslim) @spookythewitch probably >_> @Djinnkitty @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith Like girlcock? :D "(Also yes, I'm subtweeting you @GoodWitchLeigh :P)" @spookythewitch I KNOW I HATE IT I've gotten good at recognizing that my friends are my friends and that they love me but that's only after years of learning how to manage the intrusive thoughts that they aren't/don't. But I still can't help but happy cry when a friend says or does something that confirms that. aaaaaaaaaa i love my friends so much 😭😭😭😭😭 @Djinnkitty @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith I hatelove this so much @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith This is... wow I'm called out i do not deserve to be called out like this i have rights @smol_lalipop immense mood @deathpigeon https://t.co/9NE42KCdcJ @Calliethulhu i mean maybe that's what the english subs do :V ᵖᵉᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵗᵒʳᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗ @GoodWitchLeigh the breeding rarely stops after an orchi given how may trans girls have a breeding kink :V @GoodWitchLeigh @L0VEWIRE Oh my god don't talk about how brony culture is old I can feel my body dying (You're not wrong tho) @ButtGoblin666 local cute girl deliriously boy crazy :P @L0VEWIRE Yep. It's surreal. @ButtGoblin666 fuck yeah you deserve a celebration! :3 "@garblefart fuck, i hope it's none :/" @CaseyExplosion I've noticed an uptick in sloth plushies in stores lately and I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you had something to do with it :P @ButtGoblin666 ROOTING FOR U @AzazelAfterDark this is a mood wow @ButtGoblin666 YOU GOT THIS GIRL 💕💕💕💕 @ButtGoblin666 hecking cute as gosh 😍 @FrigidElfQueen th-this is w-wow >///> @ButtGoblin666 goals tbh "(I don't think the Tartakovsky Clone Wars series is canon, but honestly I think treating anything that doesn't conflict with the later Clone Wars series as canon is a good approach)" @AmazonChique Sounds like his mom could get a sternly-worded letter 🤔 (Just FYI this is a year old tweet and the trans girl in question is under a new username: @L0VEWIRE) "@L0VEWIRE lol, awesome! You're well on your way to 1,000 followers only a year and ten days later <3 I still maintain folks should follow you!" @ASmolRobin @trgrrl i guess i gotta update my resumussy uwu "@emuchaton @trgrrl i'm getting the wonderland extension, myself" @ButtGoblin666 i'd say you can text but i'm a massive sub? in person might be better >_> "@GoodWitchLeigh I did know the trick of keeping your voice out of your chest. I'm decently good at that part. Glad it was fun, tho! If we can't make vocal surgery happen that's definitely an option I might pursue." "Fucked up that one of the common transphobic refrains about vaginoplasty is that it's a ""wound"" when in reality, having genital dysphoria feels like having a wound that can never heal. The pain & psychological damage is always there and can never heal without GRS." @PrissyOrcGF Most of my closest friends are from Twitter so honestly this is valid lol @emmasspace35 @DroneFemme same tbh >_> @DroneFemme Drone princess! :3c @GoodWitchLeigh I like to think I'm caught up with all the lingo but I honestly can't tell from the context if whips are good or bad. I think good? I bet it's good. What's voice therapy like? "@Calliethulhu th-this thread is, um, dfdgsdfgfsdsdss >/////< https://t.co/0v8Vy1EXGZ" @JunipertheBunny then enjoy your floor tp :P @JunipertheBunny This is the one reason it's justifiable to do the under the roll direction for TP. Cats can't do this if it faces that way. "@GoodWitchLeigh Gr*h*m Lineh*n over here saying women don't nut because he thinks trans women aren't women, meanwhile one of the best examples of how I know I'm a woman there's a man right there telling me my orgasms aren't real." @Kate_Bunni It's less believable when I'm the one saying it :P "Stuff that wouldn't fit in the bio: Submissive | Polyamorous | Chastity Slut Headmates: Alice (-A), Kitty (-k), Joi (-J) Mutuals are ALWAYS welcome to DM us 💕" @DevourerRose We're all extremely sapphic :3 think i might be gay @cherubelly really hecking cute tho @AshTwoAshes @WhatTheFolflion Unless you're using mobile @cherubelly hrt has given my girldick two settings: small dribble and THE F L O O D "@Kate_Bunni nah, i stopped :V" @norintha @cass_krs https://t.co/94p1ktPIfB "So I don't like the cut scenes, menus, combat system, or even the button layout of Kingdom Hearts. Why am I playing this?" Playing Kingdom Hearts for the first time https://t.co/1mPmfrPINW (I MIGHT get Winston if Figma and/or Nendoroid ever make him) (...Bastion too) Added Mei to the bedroom Overwatch display! ❄💕❄ (The only male OW character I'll collect is Junkrat lol) https://t.co/Wve1Yw90Q2 "I didn't know it was #witchsonaweek on art Twitter!! I tried my hand at sketching a witchsona back when I first heard about it on Tumblr, but it was back when I thought I was a guy so I gave up >_> I think witchsona week is over but I'm gonna make one anyway, dammit." Only 10 shy of a full set by my count https://t.co/YG8pCNqMWe New Botbots! https://t.co/ezrKo0SKBr @emuchaton that tattoo is SO GOOD @ArtemisFriction hi you have a really cute butt! :3 @trgrrl grats on the boob upgrade decided to draw a 'dile 🐊 https://t.co/9vnypRmbF3 @squidlarkin THIS IS AN EXTREMELY GOOD POINT @MagsVisaggs Omg your voice is super femme! 💕 @SecretMaple1 I assume it must be connected? Brain's are super weird. @lumpenrose HRT helps with that. @SuperBlizzard Congrats!! I'm really happy for you! 💕💕💕 "ALSO: The dark side cave on Dagobah gave a very similar vision, but for different reasons and to a different character who had to learn a different lesson and that's fucking fascinating to me." "The dark side cave scene in The Last Jedi was fucking genius because in addition to the answer actually being ""It's just you, no lineage,"" the dark side is all about giving into selfish impulses, so literally the dark side cave is also saying ""You know who's the awesome? You.""" @L0VEWIRE I know it will. @L0VEWIRE @Djinnkitty That's what I try to do here too. @L0VEWIRE Life is still overall better that it was for me pre-transition. @DevourerRose That's an extremely good point. "@L0VEWIRE There's a lot of truth to it, unfortunately." "@lumpenrose Life is overall better, despite how jaded I've gotten." "@Pianoandpage We think it's SUPER hecking valid. What say y'all, High Priest(esse)s @princessproto?" oh lol i said by 3 years she was flipping you off but it's actually 2 AND I'M PAST THE TWO YEAR MARK THIS COMIC IS TOO REAL oh hey i found it obviously not all of this is accurate to everyone but good goddamn is a lot of it accurate to a lot of our experiences https://t.co/BWBDORW9WY "@DroneFemme Or you could continue to think about the orgasms you can never have, just frustratingly building up your horniness without any release for weeks on end? :3c" "@JennyOutrageous That's how it feels for me, for sure. And not having the right childhood is pretty traumatic." @DroneFemme This thread was an amazing journey and I'm so happy for you! What a good little denial slut you are! Best not to think about orgasms anymore given where your life is heading! :3 @taralynirl Kat often says ignorance is bliss. The rest of us aren't so sure. Fear of the unknown is powerful. It probably is for the best that we remember nothing. That one meme where it tracks a trans girl through her transition where she starts as all optimistic and bubbly and by year 3 she's all bitter and flipping off the reader is kinda too real. "I've become extremely distrustful of allies who care too much about trans issues which is completely unhelpful, I know. Outwardly I welcome their help. Inwardly I am usually side-eyeing them." "@LittleEmmyBee No, but thank you 💕" @HeckingJen You're definitely right and I appreciate your words 💕 My brain seemingly likes to be miserable sometimes lol @HeckingJen You're right. And it still scares me. The unknown is scary. @RaeGun2k I eagerly await this! I'm little and plural and the fact that I can't easily remember what if any trauma caused either of those things kinda terrifies me. (Trauma isn't required for either of them but I hope my probably-irrational anxiety about this is understandable?) "@EsserZed Your input has helped my anxiety a ton, I can't thank you enough 💕" "@EsserZed I'll start scooping more, thank you." @Calliethulhu take responsibilussy for this @EsserZed I knew about the +1 rule and we're planning on getting more. Right now it's number of cats ÷ 2 >_> @BugbearPancakes Which I worry is shitty to say. Certain pain I can't know the full shape of. But I share a portion of it. "@BugbearPancakes For me it more manifests in ""the pain of others is my pain""" @Calliethulhu you created us Today's been really weepy for other reasons and this hasn't helped. Outdoor cats have a life expectancy of like a THIRD of indoor cats. I thought the choice was obvious. Now we live in the mountains with fucking cougars so there's no choice and I'm worried my kitties are living lives they hate. @Genderbird It's not petty. It's who you are. And I'm really sorry that you're not gonna be able to eat :/ "Watched a documentary about cats last night and at the VERY END of it they basically leave you with ""indoor cats are probably bored and depressed and living with multiple cats probably makes them stressed all the time"" Fucking thanks, now I'm worried about my cats' mental health" "@Genderbird I don't think this is petty, given the circumstances." "I don't believe in a lot of the stuff that this word might imply, but I think it might be helpful for others to know that I'm an empath. It helps to have a word for it." "@FrigidElfQueen At first I was like, ""Oh my god, easy on the kinkshaming"" And then I was like, I guess if you've never heard of that, it might sound kinda gross. I dunno, my dad died in 2001 and I was still calling him Daddy. That word should be sacred to me, and yet 🤷‍♀️" @PrissyOrcGF (but also jesus christ that sure it a title) @PrissyOrcGF (gonna listen to these when our internet isn't being used by so many folks) "@PrissyOrcGF Are we doing ""mashups that have no right sounding this good""? Because I have one! https://t.co/AJw1gnDKeR" "@ASmolRobin Yeah that's how most places do it. I like the ""safe side"" approach. The thought of having internal hairs is nightmarish D: I just wish the place I go to for literally all my other medical needs could do electrolysis too." "@ASmolRobin I dunno how it is over there, but the ""get the hair off your junk, good luck"" method is really frustrating and scary tbh In a normal world where trans health care mattered to anyone but us, this would be procedure I wouldn't have to hunt down :/" @Kentabooboo one of the greatest joys in this life "@ZJemptv Honestly that's fair given what I remember about the situation. The slapfight provided some easy things for me to report one of them with, at least." "@PrissyOrcGF I just meant in general. Like, your tweet would have been my introduction into this week's discourse 🙃" @PrissyOrcGF I was almost worried for a second that the discourse got you too lol @GoodWitchLeigh consider: https://t.co/7rPc7e4g2Y @ZJemptv I looked up the verse and I was not disappointed lol Literally the most Zinnia-ass Bible verse in existence. "(I guess except Kitty? But she's been quiet for a few weeks now. Present, but quiet. When she first fronted she was VERY talkative tho omg)" @Genderbird SPOILERS they've all been this way me @ new headmates i barely know who aren't being very talkative https://t.co/Y3uph6WkaO @lumpenrose Safe: Yes Pleasant: Probably not! "@transgirlinSEA @JunipertheBunny @maritronic9k Bad movie, bad actor in a bad costume... But a really funny line that I quote all the time." "@JunipertheBunny @maritronic9k @transgirlinSEA Adam Sandler in dreads, which isn't much better" me listing off all the reasons i'm getting a vaginoplasty: https://t.co/VQQWJsA7K1 @MetteusAtoll @transfilmtheory y'all ever just remember you have boobs and all feels right with the world? :3 @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter I read that in her voice clear as day like we were in a voice chat lol @EeveeRespecter will throwing more ice help? "I feel really bad for how shitty the last couple days have been for Vin. I'm not mutuals with them and they usually ignore my comments (I'm a stranger on the internet, I get it), but I just wanted to express how much I wish people would stop being so shitty to them." @L0VEWIRE HEY You're really pretty :3 "@Genderbird @queerchangeling @Triclilith ""I'm no longer a fan of this bit""" @Kate_Bunni (Literally going to be my next piercing lol) @ButchPuppy Mood :/ @Genderbird Trans on trains! @Genderbird *we love Really need spellcheck to not assume love is live "@Triclilith @Genderbird I'm picturing that one cockatoo head banging and screaming ""I'M A FUCKING LEGEND"" from that one video" @Genderbird I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR YOU Flying out to see the queers we live is queer culture. I don't think I'd've done half the traveling I've done since transitioning were I not so hopelessly gay lol @MaiaFranklyn I will not stand by while such moolicious lies are spread about me D:< @trans_gaymes this is basically correct @ZJemptv I think I know who they are too lol my friends know me so well 😭 https://t.co/A1UgrOX9gu Quintessons Coming Out of Their Comic to Shame Collector-kind "@OneLameShark Thank you, but I wanted the full sequence and the ability to download it as Twitter weirdly obfuscates that ability. Don't worry too much about it I'll figure out a solution at some point lol" "@CaseyExplosion ""A lack of intimate partners"" TERFs stop spreading the laughably easy to disprove myth that we don't love, date, and fuck each other CONSTANTLY challenge 2019" "@JenApparently ""They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing!""" @ChaoticThey My teeth touching a wet popsicle stick. A cold shiver ran down my spine as I wrote that. "@MBirdwether Also casual touches are another big one for me that I've been able to learn to incorporate into my own actions. It's really, really good." "@MBirdwether One of my cis girl friends offered me her spare pajama bottoms during a girls movie night we had & I was so comfortably one of the girls I swapped pants right there in the same room. You can't fake that level of ""You're a girl & I believe this in my soul."" I felt really welcomed" I actually hate how little music i know. The genres I'm missing out on. But I'm terrified of listing albums I like with very few exceptions. I've been this way since high school when that shit was admittedly turned up to 11 all the time I just want to stop being afraid of music "I think I know two Imagine Dragons songs & they're both from like 6 or 7 years ago? Never bought an album, but I'd say I unironically enjoy both of those songs. So unless they're like, Nazis? Can we stop this shit? It literally keeps me in the closest about what music I like." "People saying Imagine Dragons is the new Nickleback is why I'm afraid to talk about bands I listen to. I was never a fan of either of those bands, but my interest in them could be described as neutral. But whenever I discover a new band I'm terrified of the baggage they carry." "I really want BDG's ""That was a joke! I'm not gonna do that!"" leg kicking move from the Castlevania Unraveled video in gif form but Giphy doesn't allow videos over 15 minutes and it's mere seconds over that :/" @maegodhavemercy Fuck yea blocking asshole men! :D "@akiru_the_wolf Brian David Gilbert on the YouTube series Unraveled, which I believe is on Polygon's YouTube channel." "@Gay_In_Space7 When I'm feeling boy crushy I usually call those my pan days, but I still have my reasons I identify as a lesbian. I just like complaining about it when I crush on a boy :V" """Hey Kat, what have you been watching lately?"" https://t.co/AyziQOMx0X" @Gay_In_Space7 ISN'T HE THO Goddammit I'm supposed to be gay D: @princessproto Mother Brain as a TERF work so well @JaneFae You'd have to run a block chain again if more people follow them. Feel free to DM me 💕 "@ButtGoblin666 It depends on his engagement level? If most of the replies he sent left room for the conversation to continue, and he seemed interested in at least chatting, then I say daily texting is totally fine." Block chaining even a handful of TERFs with a few thousand followers is really all you need to make Twitter a much more enjoyable site to use if you're trans. "I got a brief glimpse into what a handful of TERFs think of me when I unblocked & QT'd that Benn asshole a few days ago And I find it hilarious that they assume I'm using a blocklist. Nope, I only use block chain, & all y'all assholes just congregate around the same toxic voices" @ButtGoblin666 I'M ROOTING FOR U GIRL "@maegodhavemercy Oh yeah mansplaining is definitely a thing and it's super wild to experience it as a trans woman, lemme tell ya lol Googling ""twitter block chain [browser]"" should get you the add on you seek <3" "@maegodhavemercy I told you about the block chain add on for Chrome and Firefox, right? One click and all that asshole's followers are blocked." "@HeckingJen @lumpenrose no, that was because my sexuality fluctuates once in a blue moon (and a gender fluid friend was having a boy day shut up)" these are the actual subtitles https://t.co/WyrbvXO0fY @lumpenrose He REALLY is heck sometimes unraveled gets a bit too real https://t.co/Q7DWW4AjLw "@SecretMaple1 I mean, I'm really, really gay so I might be a tad biased, but I disagree :P" @SecretMaple1 your glow up is amazing 💕✨ Brian David Gilbert wears a lot of nail polish and I respect the hell out of that tbh https://t.co/gJy315ZqVI @thelesbianfairy A series called Unraveled. Here's the first one: https://t.co/WTr3XoyNK1 https://t.co/enLSILZPLe @trgrrl @ANightmareThis SAME "[cw transphobic slur] It's never justified to attack a person's appearance, even if the person is especially toxic, because without fail those words will affect a marginalized group. In short: The only bricks I want to hear about are LEGO bricks." @Lewd_Go_Round_ EXTREMELY SAME THO @HeckingJen Smell test is more reliable than expiration dates. "@Calliethulhu More so than ever before I think the finale is the queerest goddamn story SU has ever done and I'm really, really happy that queer kids are gonna have it in their lives." @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Now THAT'S fucked up. I haven't seen them at all on my TL but that's a really obvious huge spoiler. "@FrigidElfQueen I'm a yes. I understand why some folks would say no, and I get it. Safety comes first, let's not out each other, etc. But for me, I love getting to know new trans people." @GoodWitchLeigh aw hell yea it's my favorite weezer album :V @EeveeRespecter He was fucking tripping over himself to get dunked on I love it @MagicTheygirl @ADivineSara suck squad @ADivineSara i can't overstate how much i wish i could help you with this problem "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @gailforcenyine look, TECHNICALLY it's valid if a domme wants to keyboard smash and call things unfair but i'm betting you can understand my assumption :V" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @gailforcenyine the raw kinetic energy of you switching that quickly and powerfully knocked me out of my chair "@trgrrl pretty sure this is the gender euphoria talking but heck i love the way ""her"" sounds when it's being used in reference to me" the way naked tiddies feel under a big comfy pajama t-shirt is weirdly satisfying??? @MissPepper_Mint It's a deal! "forgot a ""but"" in that tweet JUST LIFE HRT HAS FORGOTTEN *MY* BUTT" i'm loving this tf story that is my life so far can my ass/hips expand faster plz [All of Trans Twitter nods and murmurs in agreement] """Oh wow the G1 character who's been consistently voiced by a black man for 20 years just got unceremoniously ripped in half as the first Autobot casualty, YIKES."" - People in 2007 ""Recreate the only scene you probably remember Jazz being in with our new figure!"" - Hasbro, 2019" "is that... does Jazz seriously come with a goddamn severed, dangling spine attachment accessory so you can display him ripped in half?" @CaseyExplosion TERFs are white supremacists by way of hating trans people. @trgrrl There's sooooooo much goddamn red tape to work through it sucks ass. So glad I'm finally done with it. The only major things I need to change at this point are my name on Paypal and my gender marker on my passport. @L0VEWIRE Only because you replied to the second tweet: I absolutely consider you a friend 💕 "@princessproto Joi wanted us to share the ""Heck yes"" feeling they felt when we read that." @queerchangeling @EeveeRespecter @Calliethulhu https://t.co/ImIHK89rwU @notCursedE cis people will never realize the number of trans girl orgies there are on a daily basis "@trgrrl I heard. Loved in seasons five when Jaime let a woman from a country renowned for its poisons, who he was worried would kill his daughter, kiss her on the lips. That entire subplot was a boring waste of time and I was so mad." "@trgrrl I gave up after the fifth season wasted my time. I really loved the first four seasons, tho" @Calliethulhu my gender is slut "Friday night: Stayed up way too late, went to bed at around 4am Saturday morning Saturday: Slept in until like 11am, but then was really, really tired at like 7pm so I went to bed? Sunday morning: Woke up at 4am, feel rested The fuck's a circadian rhythm?" @EeveeRespecter @Calliethulhu it was an extremely good reply @EeveeRespecter i know we all love girlcock but i don't think you're supposed to eat the peel @nyaakat ALSO: ur rly cute :3 @LucySaracen @TheStarfa11 @HeckingJen https://t.co/FFG1Ulw6Be @nyaakat you am absolutely fren! :333 "Honestly? Even if I haven't called you a friend: If you're queer, I love you and I hope you have a really good day 💕" "If I've ever called you a friend, I love you and I hope you have a really good day 💕" @xistentialcris oh my god but that was like 8 years ago a 20 year old was 12 @notCursedE i don't understand how they don't get how that makes them sound @cyberwitchlexi I think I usually say it's was a decent movie but you're right-- last time I saw it was in theaters. Once. this was already a good shitpost and then i saw who tweeted it and now it's the best shitpost @ButchPuppy oh gosh that's so gay let's do it 💕 @ButchPuppy bintch i'm gonna cuddle you so good >:3 @ButchPuppy WANNA CUDDLE U TBH 💕 "@Fenrisylgr It didn't get to be a huge phenomenon with like, toys and other merch at big retailers until it was several years old already. It was in beta for a loooooong time. So it's always gonna feel younger than it is But I actually have been playing since the beginning and I feel old D:" @LindsayPB That's an extremely good idea and I'm embarrassed I didn't think of it. Thank you! "Doesn't Minecraft turn 10 this year? Just saw a tweet from an actual, real adult talking about fond childhood memories of Minecraft and I think I'm dying" "@Fenrisylgr Yeah, I retweeted it and that's what inspired my tweet. The big thing for me is it's extremely un-fun. No amount of ""It's easy with these tips!"" will change that. (Though I appreciate that Mags made that thread and I hope it helps others)" "@LindsayPB The only place I reliably see commercials nowadays is the fucking movie theater, & I usually loudly complain during them I used to just let them play! Not even mute or change the channel. After a year of getting rid of cable I couldn't stand them anymore. Being manipulated sucks" "@taralynirl @TransEthics I mean, same, I was mostly being funny :P" @taralynirl @TransEthics the reason queer folks are so tired all the time is because we can't fucking sleep @LindsayPB Cable used to be commercial-free until enough people were hooked. Netflix is probably gonna try the same bullshit at some point. Same shit media companies have always been doing. @ButchPuppy eternal mood "@Flailmorpho_ I think people just want to have a consistent naming convention ever since Alara. But you're right, it is confusing. See also: Tarkir clans. Like, yes, Sultai is a cooler name than BUG, but there's a guild/clan identity that's kinda inseparable from that name." "@SecretTrashlyn I might look into that! Honestly I didn't even know it was a thing, so thank you 💕" "@SecretTrashlyn I get my eyebrows waxed when I find the time, and I have a complicated face washing regimen that's made my skin look really nice. But like, that's enough work for me, lol" @garblefart your AD is extremely good and Twitter is extremely bad @DevourerRose I was actually thinking about that while I wrote that lol "I wish makeup didn't have such a learning curve and was even a little bit fun to do. I like the idea of good makeup on my face, in theory. In practice it's a lot of stress for a temporary reward. If I could flip a switch in my brain so I could like doing it, I would." "@Lewd_Go_Round_ The smell of musk kinda shuts off my brain and turns me on. Didn't used to be this way. Used to think it was really gross! But I hear feminizing HRT can increase one's sense of smell, so I think being a girl did this to me, lol" "Weirdly enough, despite being such a muskslut, I don't like the smell of feet. Not for lack of trying! But yeah feet bacteria need to step their game the fuck up." @Ally_Krasowski @Kaelyrhn No apology necessary. You're saying a lot of stuff I feel as well 💕 "Speechless because we've finally killed them. Their reign of terror is over. That one Futurama joke about how chalky and unpleasant they taste won't make sense to future viewers, though. That's the biggest tragedy here." "@ZJemptv Transitioning was the best possible thing I could've ever done for my dating prospects. I'm WAY more confident now, and that's sexy to people. Even flirting comes naturally now. Just 3 years ago that would've seemed impossible to me." @ZJemptv Cis people pretending to not be into us will never not be funny to me. Even if we only look at cishet guys: There are EASILY millions of them. Because we're women. It's really fucking simple. I can think of 3 different trans women who've recently had to deal with people creating entirely doctored tweets out of whole cloth credited to them. It's really terrifying how often that tactic works. I'm trans and tired. "@tinybird420 Of course! I like you a heck of a lot, Robynette. We should hang out more 💕" "@tinybird420 I'm 32 in a few months and I should be 22. I spent a decade telling myself I couldn't be trans. That decade feels stolen from me, and I barely remember it. So... I get this. Completely. You're only as old as you feel imo. Happy birthday 💕💕💕" @MissPepper_Mint Splatoon inspired found this screenshot on my phone and i thought it worth sharing https://t.co/QgT4vJkbjs @PersephoneHime Most people think we're younger and we prefer it that way tbh. We don't remember much of our 20's due to dysphoria so we feel somewhat robbed. Thank you 💕 "@Lunar_Opals We will keep an eye out for any tweets you make about your situation, and we'll be rooting for you 💕" @Lunar_Opals 💕💕💕 We're glad we could help "We don't know how we made it to almost 32 years old while still having a heart stuck open. ""Doesn't it hurt to give so many people access to your heart?"" Yes. But it would hurt more to close our heart." "Sometimes it feels like it's less that we open our heart to everyone, and more like our heart is just permanently open." "How do you tell a mutual you barely know that your reading every update they make on the scary situation they're in, and that you really care about them even though you barely know them? It's like... I love you, stranger. Please stay safe. I'm rooting for you every day." @GoodWitchLeigh I used to be a huge DC fan and I legit don't even recognize that girl I used to be. (Not the least of which because said girl thought she was a boy lol) @GoodWitchLeigh @leftistthot420 Something something cosmic Marvel but less interesting "@Kaelyrhn The number one concern for us is making sure new headmates feel welcome. We, uh, don't know what the hell would happen if we made them feel unwelcome. Bad things, we presume >_>" "@Kaelyrhn We try not to judge before getting to know them. If it was when they first became real, they might not have known they were fronting. Alice was our first and fronting terrified her, yet that's how she made herself known. She doesn't even know how she did it." "@GoodWitchLeigh As a trans woman in her 30's (aka a enough years to be a teenager twice over), all this is so goddamn exhausting. Can these folks please not harass my friends?" "@Kaelyrhn A little. I'm not mad, though. Maybe a little bit scared in that I'd like this to not happen again (just an introduction first makes it all better imo), but new headmate seems pleasant enough. At worst they're just really slutty which honestly I admire lol" @LewdyOrcGF hi did you know you're incredibly pretty? 😳😍 "We think someone new fronted without even introducing themselves yesterday morning. We still don't even know their name! We'd love to get to know them more, though." @TheSecretCallie They are! I admire the heck out of them 💕 These two assholes know how cute they are and they weaponize it D:< https://t.co/erHPau82wi there might actually be two more in here it's getting crowded lol @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter This is extremely wholesome @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen embarrassment can be extremely good :3 @Lea_Plath YES @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen dont dont tell the polyam ones i'm gay >.> @MagicTheygirl How so? :3 @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen Femme boys are extremely good tbh We think we're gonna try getting really fucking high to see if we can't find this potential fifth headmate. @DevourerRose That... would explain a lot. We'll need to investigate this. Thank you for the suggestion! "@behsss Mine often goes from ""I'm not hungry"" to ""At some point in the last several hours I must not have eaten and I'm really weepy and anxious right now for some reason??? """ @something_femme sounds like you had a lot of fun last night :V @ButtGoblin666 SAME WOW STOP AWAKENING THIS BOYLUST WITHIN ME @OneLameShark *enemy scrotum "Lots of impostor syndrome-y feels, but it literally felt like both the masculine and the feminine were dysphoria-inducing (though less than they usually are, which was wild). We feel a bit more like a girl now. We're more closely orbiting girlness. This has been a weird day." @deathpigeon Christian mythology is fascinating to me tbh @princessproto I LOVE THEM??? Shelf above the desk is getting a little full lol https://t.co/5ZEVxlLc6b @FlaredFeline SAME THO I CAN'T BE TOO MAD "@FrigidElfQueen You're super valid! You already knew that, but it's hecking true." "if y'all love thanos so much, you better not get on my case for having a crush on judy hopps" "@VOID_FRIEND Two of us are inspired by existing characters, but we view it more like ""They found a reflection of their true self and was able to use that to show the host who they are."" Fictives are valid!" @queerchangeling I'm more into femmey boys on the rare occasions I'm into boys at all so I got nothin' 🤷‍♀️ underestimated how thirsty some of mutuals are for thanos @Lord_Kristine That's probably fine. "@thelesbianfairy That gives me some hope. I guess I just worry that narratively since they made him sympathetic, simply killing him would be too simple or somehow not fulfilling. And it's like, no, that's exactly what this story needs to maybe not be a complete moral failure." "Bad enough that they tried to make him sympathetic with a plan/viewpoint that tries so hard not to be fashy and just ends up being even more fashy than had he just been like ""lol I dunno, killing is fun."" To make up for that, he needs to be completely dead." "At the end of Avengers 4, Thanos needs to die. Preferably killed by Nebula, but he needs to be actually, factually, dead. I worry they're gonna do something weird like use god powers to make him good or something like that. He just needs to be full dead." The trick is to deepthroat far enough so girl musk just hangs out near your nose for the rest of the day. "@CookieCyboid I feel like it's the same mentality that'll make a cis ally get upset that you called something they said/did transphobic. They're always hung up on thinking you're calling them a bad person personally & it's like, that's not the important part? Actions have consequences? Sorry?" "@ADivineSara As a 24/7 pet, I'm really sorry, that sounds scary D: Glad you're out of that space now 💕" "@CookieCyboid Love when liberals show their hand and use sex workers (or honestly, any marginalized identity) for ""gotcha"" points instead of actually caring about them." "@ExistentialEnso It's wild to me that people can view billionaires as merely successful rather than thieves. They got there by paying people less than their labor was worth. Capitalists will tell you this. It's not a secret, it's not a bug. It's a baked-in feature. And yet... ""successful""" @CookieCyboid omg is he actually under the impression that all leftists support bernie what on earth is going on in liberal twitter hahaha "I think I feel fake because like, I'm gonna be a girl again tomorrow. This is such a rare thing in my life. But I want to be honest and share these experiences, whatever the hell they end up meaning for me." "I feel very fake even though I know that rationally this is all completely normal. It's real, though. No matter how fake I feel I sound." @zandravandra LEGO buildings in the City/Creator lines are seriously my favorite sets. There's something so incredibly fun about miniature real world objects. "It's been nearly a year since the first and last time I felt this way but I'm feeling weirdly agender-y today. I really don't think I'm any kind of genderfluid because this so rarely happens? But it's undeniable right now: At the moment I'm not a gender. That's okay, right?" "@KittenFemme @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu i feel called out, frankly" @garblefart THEY REALLY ARE BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GAY I SWEAR >.< @FrigidElfQueen @SpacePrinceFinn th-this is bullying >//////< @FrigidElfQueen TWO WIENERS??? @FrigidElfQueen listen y'all boys need to stop being so goddamn hot did y'all plan this or something >.< "Briefly wondered if I should out myself as polyam to a friend who I don't think knew I was before deciding ""Fuck it"" and just mentioning my two girlfriends https://t.co/t9vYHrn6Gq" @FrigidElfQueen The key takeaway here is being gay is preferable in most cases and I emphatically agree @FrigidElfQueen @deathpigeon sdfgggd sssssd ggvbnn >//////> @FrigidElfQueen @deathpigeon THIS IS BULLYING @deathpigeon SHHFSSSSSSSSHHHHHGHH "@lumpenrose i mean, i can't domme to save my life but that sounds really hot" @BugbearPancakes we could be cuddling and yet we're not smh @FrigidElfQueen @Kate_Bunni this is true it's incredibly unfair "who the fuck is screaming ""YOU LIKE BOYS SOMETIMES"" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never like boys" goddamn it today's a pansexual-feeling day isn't it SO unfair~ @Triclilith can you tell all the other cute boys like yourself that y'all need to stop being so cute??? i have a sapphic reputation to keep here >_> (i'm lying please don't stop) [cw steven universe spoilers] "it's a real ""looking up praying mantis transformers at 2:30am"" kinda night https://t.co/QkC5UINrcH" @hmsnofun @deervvitch are we allowed to call this a fursona "@Cosmic_Wyrm yeah i'm pretty sure that single sentence is his ""this might get me laid occasionally"" strategy" @elysianechoes 😍😍😍 oh that's not suspicious at all! (he's following a ton of trans porn accounts as well as s*rgon of a-fucking-kk*d) (i wish i was making this up) https://t.co/I973UnlMky chaser blocking update: i can't stop laughing at this bio https://t.co/tkPAyTI5z5 "they add in donkey kong going ""HEEEEY"" right after this line and i'm fucking sobbing https://t.co/vqEjGO8HnD" i'm just gonna post my favorite moments from each unraveled episode as i watch them for the first time if everyone's cool with that https://t.co/RKh3I9gMix "i'm sorry i'm fucking losing it over ""muppet screams""" "I'm pretty sure ""self insert OC horse"" is the most ""anything but fursona"" label I've ever heard a non-furry use lol" @Kaelyrhn I get off on the idea of being impregnated :3 @Q3w3e3 @CookieCyboid @AliceAvizandum wow huge same??? @Kalindlara 😍😍😍 girls just don't play fair with how amazing they are 😍 "Some days I think ""I love being gay"" And others I'm like ""GODDESS I fucking LOVE being sapphic specifically omg""" @Sparx_x_x EXACTLY :3 @something_femme this tweet is beautiful tbh "@AliceAvizandum ""Wait a second, all my friends are hanging out with bigots!"" It's remarkable how close and yet so very, very far she is." @ozmthole Basically I want my body to look like it's made for sex :3c @rozietoez Funny how angry they get at basic facts :V "@ozmthole I loved the idea of body mods since forever but back when I thought I was a boy I hated the idea of getting any. Now that I know I'm a girl, I want a septum piercing, nipple piercings, and that double lip ring piercing where it looks like fangs :3" "@lucashoalAD Don't worry, I'm small too :3c" "@SecretMaple1 @MapleReam I have womb dysphoria too but somehow I just love the idea of being bred. It doesn't make me sad, it just turns me on~ CANNOT wait until I get my vagina and have cute girls use it while threatening to knock me up~ 😍" @LittleEmmyBee I suspect not 🤔 @DongsJ It can. I assume atrophy pain eventually dies down? I'm only a year and 7 months into HRT. Planning to get rid of these things in about 8 months or so. @SecretMaple1 @MapleReam fgggsghhhddfg literally got warm shivers that started in my crotch and ran up my spine >///////< plz ;3; @tokyo_vamp @XylariaVG Yeah not having a uterus really fucks me up. I'm not sure how or why my brain also finds the idea of being bred so hot. Both feelings coexist in my mind. @LittleEmmyBee VALID as I'm also a notorious piss slut :3 @MapleReam here lemme show you~ Atrophy pain in my right ball >.< I don't even want these fucking things D: IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A REALLY GOOD KINK TBH My top kinks in order: 1. Breeding kink 2. The rest @ozmthole Also plays with my breeding kink with how uterus-esque they look 😍 "@AlreadyTheRobot @ExistentialEnso The aughts were definitely the aughts, to the point where I sound like someone from the early 20th century when I say that word. No idea what they called 1910 - 1919 tho" @ozmthole I don't know why I didn't think of getting a corruption/lust tattoo before but now I really want one! @ExistentialEnso Those are the only things we CAN reasonably call them yet neither name has caught on and it annoys the shit out of me. @something_femme Gender euphoria rocks so hard 💕 @CookieCyboid 😳😍💕💦 "@InscrutableJane @Quinn__tessence I'm gonna do the same, honestly. He's not going to stop otherwise." "@ZJemptv That's the most methodical name choosing I've ever heard, I love it <3" @emuchaton @trgrrl eventually all trans girl flirting devolves into meows & barks @Genderbird Being around non-queers can be very draining :/ @SteampunkPenny @norintha @cosmicladyrosa I can literally SEE her fox tail wagging omg :3c "@Quinn__tessence He's back. That's what the screenshot I posted where he's complaining about it is about. But with enough repeated reportings like this they should suspend him for good if I'm not mistaken. This time they just forced him to delete those tweets, I think." "The rational thing to do would be to either leave Twitter, or talk about literally anything else. Even if Twitter is being objectively irrational, just avoid the topics they seem to want to ding you on. But bigotry is never rational, much as it might love to seem so." (Btw the list of tweets they made him delete is LOOOOOOONG. This guy isn't as safe as he thought he was.) "He's not suspended, of course. Makes sense if this really was a first offense I love how cocky bigots act until they get slapped with some basic-ass rules for being bigots You're the one who wanted to play this game, Ben. Now Emily G is asking Jack himself about you. Good luck. https://t.co/udSZGpMGTS" love when they set up the perfect dunk for me *chef's kiss* a comedy in 3 acts https://t.co/2kkrEb0Z3C @WhatTheFolflion He has big whiskers that'll look very wizard-y when he's older :3 @WhatTheFolflion Yep! That's how I know that name tbh lol I wanted a name that sounded like it could be the name of a witch's familiar ;3 @ADirtyTrans @ghoulsNgoats @Genderbird Never considered that >////////> "Obviously all the cats belong to the whole family, but I do like it when the kitties I picked out over the years congregate together 💕 From left to right: Takkun (5), Binx (3), and Archimedes (~4 months) 😍 https://t.co/TZNhD5JYJ4" @SaraInTheShado @vampyfemme omg you need to block them @FloralRoyal We love Lapras too!! https://t.co/1m9vXMgflk "@Genderbird I mean, there's a potential interpretation here where random girl simply didn't know to flirt :P" @SaraInTheShado aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh D: D: D: @ghoulsNgoats @Genderbird ALSO A HUGE MOOD DAMN @Genderbird Having to pretend to be mono in public is so goddamn exhausting tbh "@OCaelyn It's a core value of mine to not judge who people follow (within reason). I haven't noticed you following them, and I don't really care to find out. You're good <3" "@Quinn__tessence The two abusers I have tweets I either made myself or retweeted, lemme get the links and DM them to you. The other two... are complicated to explain. I'm mainly blocking them because I love my friends and hate seeing others hurt them. I don't think you need to worry." "Really hate how many trans people I've had to block in the last few days. Two abusers, one creepy asshole who creeped on my friend, and someone I should've blocked ages ago who's now subtweeting the aforementioned creepy one, taking their side. I don't like this." @TheSecretCallie Yeah fuck him. @TheSecretCallie I've seen an uptick in stef's tweets on my timeline (I only softblocked her) and uhhhhhh I'd really like to stop seeing that but I'm not about to start another discourse on it. "@lumpenpriv i don't know what post you're talking about, so i wouldn't worry" "Had a really intense genital dysphoria moment earlier today. Doing better now, but I really need this thing gone :/" @VOID_FRIEND ugggggh :/ @emuchaton the butt pics you'll be able to take will be unstoppable! @TheBigLoaf https://t.co/SzpJL8ZfIB Behold the actual reason I wanted this set! 🦖🦕 https://t.co/ws2Nt2VxeW 🐝🐝🐝 https://t.co/a2C2DqEEGG @Quinn__tessence Emily G literally DM'd Jack himself to ask him about it. That account's days are numbered. @queerchangeling yeah that's usually how it goes :V "@queerchangeling Rat is a really good fursona, tbh. The fursona I had briefly in my teens was a rat :3" "@Calliethulhu @queerchangeling I've owned rats in the past, this is accurate. https://t.co/1Db8ObpH52" @JenApparently constant mood :/ @winterslex thanks i hate it @Sona_Sonara @emuchaton literally was about the reply with this you fiend "@AliceAvizandum ""tHrOw ThE kEy AwAy WhEn ThEy LoCk eM uP""" @JesskaNightmare Pissing off cops with stories of mildly inconveniencing them is extremely good praxis. I have a lot of friends on here and I'm thankful for that. Literally anyone who I'm following you should probably follow too tbh 💕 "Had the idea to do an FF where I only list people who, when I see their faces/profile pics in my notifications, my face lights up. Then I remembered a handful of them are controversial figures in this community and at least two of them should not be @'d in the same tweet lol" "@FrigidElfQueen I was only not following two of them, and I've remedied that :D" "I feel like my story is super boring. I wanted a K name because my deadname started with a K and the signature I use on my art is just my initials. I wanted all my art, past and present, to have my name. @KathrynGottmann gave me the idea to try Kat, tbh. It's a good name!" "@JesskaNightmare Kinda feel like I lost all ability to not cry once the HRT kicked in. I cried a LOT as a kid, but it all dried up after puberty. Now I've effectively undid all of that, lol. But yes, crying is very good. Better than it was, in fact." @MetteusAtoll @TrexPushups I am absolutely gonna smooch that cute face :3 @justmizuyuki Oh yeah I loved that game back in the day! "@MetteusAtoll @TrexPushups You're extremely cute, babe! 💕💕💕" @LunaDragofelis @TrexPushups (Abbreviation for Tennessee) "You're literally saying, ""On the off chance this is hereditary, we'd like this to stop being a thing."" It's horrifically monstrous and something I would've expected in 1919, not 2019." "If you make it law that trans people must get sterilized to have their genders legally recognized, you're kinda giving away your blatant transphobia, aren't you? Like, in countries where that's the case, no lawmaker can pretend they support us." @garblefart That sounds terrifying and I'm really scared for you D: You're in my thoughts and I really hope it all turns out okay 💕 @HeckingJen Omg you're so welcome! @HeckingJen Unraveled https://t.co/YqGkZNWRJl literally the best show on youtube https://t.co/vqb29EdK6K """I'm gonna put Aqua Man in front of Pump Man because Pump Man's flavor text explains that sometimes he'll volunteer to wash off graffiti, and no one likes a narc."" I fucking love Unraveled, y'all https://t.co/WuUH9ohJB5" 🐮🐮🐮 @hazelsbutt dsffgsdas dfgsga m-moo >.< @hazelsbutt serious goals tho x_x JAWBREAKER UPDATE: Ordered two because paint chipping looked terrible in the pics so I ordered the mint in bag listing too. First Jawbreaker I ordered arrived today & his paint apps are fine?? He even has one less blemish than the mint one does! So now I have two Jawbreakers! 💕 https://t.co/p7iRlE7kxb @trgrrl hi as a lesbian with a breeder kink i actually hate this???? wait am i really 35 away from 3k followers when did that happen @deathpigeon I don't trust it. It claims I was a boy. That doesn't make sense??? @wehpudicabok i legit forgot i was making a homestuck reference wtf "@deathpigeon I think were it not for him, we wouldn't have been friends until later. I also knew Veronica too, so eventually we would have met (and other things~)" "shit, let's be witches" "@deathpigeon If I recall correctly, for a little while I avoided you because I had gender shit to work out and interacting with you was intimidating to me (if that makes sense?) But eventually we were chatting regularly at the Student Life desk I'm pretty sure?" "@deathpigeon If I don't have DM history with someone, even if we're mutuals in most cases they may as well be a stranger to me, lol. I find that happening a LOT. (ps we met in college :V)" @FrigidElfQueen ashhfdsdadfassdsdf >///////////> @ButtGoblin666 emu message that boy then maybe suck his dick aw yeah that's that good shit https://t.co/mNDVTpww3m "Really wanna thank life for making me girl and also extremely into girls Just as much girl as possible, plz" obtained a very long boy tonight https://t.co/iKi34vp8uP @ozmthole @ADirtyTrans Okay this is adorable Hot take but Hordak > Skeletor Hack the planet @emuchaton smoocher: locked on target @mikerugnetta https://t.co/G3dEADXKH3 "Like at the very least Sea Hawk, Mermista and Perfuma are all extremely trans" IT'S REALLY GAY OMG https://t.co/O4YxU8IdWs """Is this what love feels like?"" - Catra talking about meeting Entrapta This show is unapologetically gay omg" @Calliethulhu What? Being a helpless doll? >:3 @Calliethulhu gosh you fold quick :3c Everyone on She-Ra is trans and bisexual @Calliethulhu Would LOVE to do this with Mistress 😍 @FicusArt I followed you on Tumblr years ago and re-found you on here recently! I'm a big fan of your art 💕 (Also this my first time watching) Been binging She-Ra with Mistress I love Entrapta so much https://t.co/yqPQFO15Wy "Them: Have you gotten the surgery? Me: As far as I know giant robotic insect legs aren't yet possible with current tech, so no" @Calliethulhu @CookieCyboid hi i know just enough about warhammer to hate this thanks 🤖🤖🤖 https://t.co/7mSdL4CAeb "@lumpenrose There's two Nintendo toys sections at Target. One in electronics and one in one of the ""boys"" toy sections." @sdafforn1971 Yep!! :3 Forgot recursive boxing glove. Got them too. https://t.co/xTieeW7a8l "@lumpenrose Adults are usually the ones buying the toys, so no. People would normally assume you have a kid :P Or that you're an adult toy collector, who I run into often. We're not uncommon." Only got two doubles! https://t.co/XavyxfaRW1 "@lumpenrose T*rget, W*l-M*rt, that kinda place. I'll often pre-order from a site called Big Bad Toy Store as well" Soooooooo many Botbots 😍 https://t.co/exFkdn4iKu 👀👀👀 https://t.co/nGq5gTn2GH @magnetrans i'm a proud cisphobe tbh lol @MOOMANiBE I've never played the first 2 buuuuuuut I have the re-release on PS4 and you're giving me ideas tbh @Calliethulhu Tiddy upgrade incoming!! @emuchaton 8 hours is needed to ensure they've been properly cared for *nods* "@hologramvin So many trans folks do that, it seems. I only did it because I wanted the signature on my art to stay the same (I only used initials for it, luckily)." @emuchaton just call me the smooth coffee balls huffer @Calliethulhu A perfect summation of the day I figured out tbh "@JesskaNightmare ""She's GONE"" was a really powerful moment that I keep thinking about. Really the entire sequence that that line takes place during was a whole lot of queer feels." "@ADirtyTrans @BrowncoatPony Those sadly don't have feet, remember? :P" @Calliethulhu Soooooo many of my crushes were extremely sapphic and yet it took me forever to figure it out lol "@AliceAvizandum I only like boys on the full moon, personally. It's a terrifying sight to behold." LITERALLY USING AN ELECTRIC BLANKET AND MY FEET STILL FEEL COLD I know that E-based HRT can sometimes make one run a little less hot and I think I can confirm it's finally happening to me x_x "First my feet, now my legs can't get warm D:" @AzulCrescent I had the reincarnation thought a LOT @Kentabooboo We weren't close either but we were mutuals. I'm kinda shaken tbh @_Quinntessence Hey! 😘 "@EmilyGorcenski Like I said in the other thread, you're a hero. Thank you." @JuniperTheSloth @Calliethulhu @MissPepper_Mint jafdgdgdgdgsapplease "@Calliethulhu it's for science, callie it's to expand our knowledge" @Calliethulhu @MissPepper_Mint ffffsadfssffdsg f-fair point I guess >///////< @FrigidElfQueen If the extreme part isn't JUST blood play I'm interested >w> "@lumpenrose I mean, if you're a scientist I guess you'll have to! :3" @MissPepper_Mint @Calliethulhu it's really unfair how good she is at tickling all the right fetishes for me D:< "we should probably conduct this research immediately y-you know, for science >///////>" @Calliethulhu @MissPepper_Mint njhigfskolfdgsagdfg s-science >/////////> Weird how @/BennWaddington suddenly shut up the moment @/EmilyGorcenski quote tweeted him. He had so much to say to the rest of us! I'm sure he's just busy. @MissPepper_Mint @Calliethulhu it's for scieNCE REASONs it's for science "And btw, don't take this as tone policing. Call them whatever you want! Especially if you don't give a shit if you're suspended (new accounts can usually be made, after all). But if you want to help with this experiment, try it on a few of them." @Calliethulhu holy heck me too x_x @Calliethulhu how does one get cursed with such a thing? asking for a friend """Cisgender"" is a scientific term. TECHNICALLY ""cis"" is not. It's a bullshit technicality, but Twitter is a bullshit website." "To my fellow trans ppl who regularly argue with cis bigots: You're doing a great job, but I have a request. Could you try calling them ""cisgender"" ESPECIALLY in cases where it looks like they want to report you for that? I want to test a theory about how Twitter is judging this." "@MagicTheygirl @persenche I think what this actually is is a result of a website being ruled by a ""A good set of rules should be able to make up for our complete refusal to learn about how society marginalizes people"" mentality. It's tech bro philosophy brought to its logical conclusion." "@MagicTheygirl @persenche I know that's what others are saying, but that can't possible be it. I think Twitter views calling someone cis as dehumanizing. And yeah, if we lived in a perfect egalitarian society free of bigotry and oppression... kinda?" "@persenche But he has a LOT of attention on him now thanks to Emily G, so I'm willing to bet his account's days are numbered." "@persenche I told her this might happen, but she said she didn't mind having to create a new account. This Ben guy is very good at abusing the weird ""cis"" loophole Twitter has while never saying anything that can get himself suspended." @EmilyGorcenski You're seriously a hero. Thank you. "@EmilyGorcenski I am so fucking glad you've taken notice of this guy. He's very good at working within Twitter's rules to avoid being suspended, but I think I was able to dig up some stuff to report him with. He's the epitome of the ""I'm not touching you!"" approach and it's infuriating." I've been a very busy Adult Human Female :3 https://t.co/3xrIGcUBwo "@stellahymmne Normally, but this guy is playing an irrational middle ground game. He's careful to say he is male, but he says he doesn't accept the stereotypes and societal pressures assigned to men. It doesn't make any sense and is one being said because he doesn't like trans people." "Hot take but Peridot and Lapis should never fuse. Fusion isn't sex, but a lot of the lessons being taught with the metaphor of fusion can be applied to sex. Peridot and Lapis being a loving couple that doesn't need to fuse sends a much more powerful message to ace/aro kids." Some dipshit: I didn't choose to be called cis! Me: Heterosexual people didn't get to pick that label either. Some disphit: But I agree with the definition of heterosexual! And they sincerely think we're the irrational ones. Cool cool cool. "@ExistentialEnso Yup! Good luck telling him that, though. His feed is just the same bullshit ""BiOlOgY"" rhetoric. I was able to find some misgendering to report him for by searching ""male"" and his username, though. I'll make sure to update folks on the progress of that." "@JuniperTheSloth And I suspect Twitter, being run by tech bros that love to believe rules can just be written for everyone with no context of oppression or privilege, would likely agree. But yes, report everything you think will work." "He seems to rarely misgender individuals directly, and tries to speak broadly, likely thinking that will protect him. It shouldn't, even accounting for how shit these rules were written. Report that as ""It directs hate against a protected category"" and select ""a group of people""" "@DisgracefulDuck @TwitterSafety @TwitterSupport ""I'm not touching you! The rules said I can't touch you so I'm not touching you, look!!!!""" "But seriously, you can try it too! Just put ""male from:BennWaddington"" (no quotes) and look for stuff to report. He loves bragging that he'e an ""Adult Human Male,"" so take care to ensure he's talking about a trans woman or trans women as a whole, and only report those." presented without comment https://t.co/6NuBAEnoNP "Oh wait, found some. Just had to search ""male"" with ""from:[username]"" This is gonna be fun." I can feel my brain melting out of my ears trying to find literally anything to report this guy with. https://t.co/kJxyExbkA5 To any TERFs that logged out to take a look at my account: Your movement is going to be obliterated and your actions will be a stain on each of your reputations for the rest of your lives. Future generations of cis people will hate you as much as trans people do now. ".@TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety If trans people are getting suspended by transphobes for simply naming our oppressors, your rules and moderation are a failure. Do better. We're literally dying out here." ".@TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety Cis, short for cisgender (meaning ""not trans"") is not an insult, or a slur, or misgendering. It's exactly as harmful as ""heterosexual,"" and it's being resisted just like ""heterosexual"" was in the 80's, and for the exact same reasons." ".@TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety Your rules should be built upon protecting marginalized identities. Rules that successfully do that are ones that cannot be applied equally. Bigoted people should not be protected, marginalized identities SHOULD be allowed to ACTUALLY insult them." ".@TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety If transphobes are so easily reporting trans people for calling them cis and still have a platform where they can spout very clearly transphobic rhetoric, your rules are not here to protect us." "[cw a lot of transphobia] @TwitterSafety @TwitterSupport we need better rules to protect trans people. The smart transphobes have already adjusted their tactics. This guy genders us correctly, reports us for calling him cisgender, and is a constant stream of transphobia. https://t.co/frZJkQpyj0" "@BennWaddington Awww, I'm sorry buddy, but I already blocked all your followers! You can't use me for social capital. I'm happy to see it's that easy to rope you into doing it, though." @BennWaddington Must be! "@Quinn__tessence Okay. Feel free to straight up @ me if you need to switch accounts (I have my DMs set to ""only people I follow can DM me""). I'd like to make sure I keep following you 💕" "No one's perfect, though. Everyone slips up eventually, especially if they happen to trying to silence marginalized voices. Unrelated to any of that, Ben here sure has a lot of tweets! His account's even older than mine!" "Scouring his replies it's clear he's very good at dancing within the rules. Bullies are good at find the boundaries of rules too. They thrive on rule systems that only follow the letter and not the spirit of the law, so they can game the system to their ends." "Definitely block this guy and run a block chain on him. He's reporting people for calling him cisgender, claiming it's misgendering. Twitter's incapable of writing rules that actually protect marginalized ppl rather than blanket rules that can hurt us if abused, and he knows it." "@Quinn__tessence Twitter has in fact suspended trans people for calling cis people cis and I'm having a hell of a time finding something to report him for (still looking). Just be careful, okay?" "@ellle_em This is why I so rarely watch documentaries. Everything has to feel ""extreme"" for some reason? Like, wooshing noising and electric guitars. Can't I just have an old British guy narrate to me? What's wrong with that?" Was already planning on getting serious about my teeth but now i have even more motivation omg @CaseyExplosion I'm a bunny and I bet it would take me longer. You're a goddamn superhero 💕 "@rozietoez @Hbomberguy 28% Yes 72% No 16,314 votes, 14 hours left" @ButtGoblin666 You should message him! :3 @Calliethulhu https://t.co/uzvhvw62Bi @Calliethulhu It looks so cold in these pics and yet I'm somehow melting 😍 @CaseyExplosion Completely understandable 💕 @n_chippie @SixArmedSweater @AJisValid @Kalindlara https://t.co/hZNDeFSHfo @cosmicdicks ssdfdshfshgg "@AJisValid @SixArmedSweater @Kalindlara that's how i want to get more limbs, mandibles, and a shiny carapace! what a weird coincidence" @SixArmedSweater @AJisValid @Kalindlara fdgasgfdsdfgfd sssploosh "@SixArmedSweater @AJisValid @Kalindlara Oh that reminds me Quinn, where can I find some bug hrt? :3" @cherubelly I HATELOVE THIS @cosmicladyrosa hdgkjgfjgjfgsfthjyghm dghfjdfg "wow not a single one of you chose to interpret ""help"" as groping my tiddies smh" seriously they won't stop growing someone help yeah i'm on hrt huge ridiculous tiddies @ozmthole having soft boobs rocks my tits tbh i should be a bug girl @gwen_no_fear bees were already pretty horny and you made them even hornier @magnetrans You're doing such an amazing thing for this community. Y'all are awesome 💕💕 @xistentialcris @Calliethulhu wait until boys find out girls play video games it'll blow their goddamn minds "@Kalindlara your dragon mutations may vary, of course that's part of the fun :V" "@Kalindlara side effects include possible egg laying, you cool with that?" "@Kalindlara yup, sounds like you need some dragon hrt" @Kalindlara @SixArmedSweater h-heck @Kalindlara Dragon you? Even if you grew a big thick tail that made skirts embarrassing to wear? :O @Kalindlara Something resonate with you? :3c @cherubelly didn't know this was a limiting factor additional research might be required >_> @ZJemptv That's the trick I used on essays I had trouble doing. I always double spaced last which made it feel like I was cheating lol @xistentialcris @Calliethulhu ... why are men @ZJemptv Yay! :333 @AliceAvizandum new display name potential "@MissPepper_Mint @cherubelly listen i'm very suggestible i'm a sub but sure, i'll make sure to show my work 💕" @MissPepper_Mint @cherubelly omg i'm not even shaved maybe tomorrow okay? :P @cherubelly this is an extremely good idea that i will be stealing thank u @EeveeRespecter okay fair but my point still stands "@Calliethulhu I know how to flirt, but not with boys. Do they even know how to flirt?" @maddierawr Don't remember :/ "@maddierawr I could only find a knock-off one too! Don't remember the name, tho" @EeveeRespecter being polyam hecking rocks tbh @Caudlewag I have when that happens! D:< "@WilloIllo You don't deserve to be treated that way, and you should absolutely cut her out of your life. It's the least she deserves." @EeveeRespecter think about steppy @LittleEmmyBee I dunno. Ask @norintha :V @AshTwoAshes That's awful! We're sorry that happened to you. We're having weed-infused biscuits & gravy I love this family @AshTwoAshes She sounds like a really awful person from what I've learned from others :/ @Kalindlara I can't turn off my furry-ass brain to read this in the normal way "@nyaakat @ASmolRobin oh you silly sub that might be asking for it, but i'm not your domme :P" "@nyaakat @ASmolRobin 14 minutes is actually pretty fast, especially if it was on her phone" @ChloeAintDead take your retweet and get out @hologramvin oh this this is terrible goddess i do love being a slut 💕 @nyaakat @ASmolRobin yeaaaaah that's a one way ticket to punishment >.> @ASmolRobin @nyaakat it's okay i'm one of those too i get it :3 @EeveeRespecter lol the only tank i play is dva but that is pretty bottom-y 🤔 "@nyaakat @ASmolRobin i love that feeling 😍😍😍 but yeah i was making a ""have you tried turning it on and off"" joke :P" @ASmolRobin @nyaakat Have you tried dunking her into subspace then pulling her back out again? @emuchaton @trgrrl one of these days i'm gonna call my tits milkies around non-twitter people and it's gonna be really awkward and it'll be your fault dammit D:< "@CeltThulhu Right? Like I can give what little details I have about the situation, but beyond it not involving me, do I really need to?" "I'm not going to say much about this. I make it a policy not to police who follows who. If you follow this person, we can still be friends. But I did think some of you might want to be made aware of this if you are following her. We were mutuals and I decided to block her. https://t.co/RpE1wW7fT1" @xistentialcris The big test for me is drive-throughs. People see my face first? They either try female pronouns or they just avoid them. People ONLY hear my voice? Misgendered nearly all the time. I think it's a fairly scientific approach. My voice needs work. vagina goals: - become size queen that's it @FrigidElfQueen The summary is appreciated as I admit I didn't have the spoons to actually read it. "@SilicateWitch Oooh I hadn't yet researched it heavily, but I didn't know one of the voice surgeries used lasers! That's really cool!" @emuchaton but emu you'd win every year "I'm not actually feeling super dysphoric? Just honestly thinking about the fact that, eventually I'll one day have a less masculine-read voice. Even if I have to go the surgery route, we'll be able to get there eventually. It won't be this way forever. Have to hold onto that." Thinking about eventually one day having a voice that doesn't instantly out me as a trans woman so I can just exist as a woman in 95% of scenarios. @ASmolRobin @nyaakat oh gosh she really is a good cocksucker! 💕 now i want one in my mouth dammit D: @FrigidElfQueen We were mutuals. Now she's blocked. I don't appreciate people hurting my friends like that. Sorry that she's doing this to you :/ @FrigidElfQueen *hugs offered* Lemme know if I happen to be following this person. I'd like them to be blocked. "@gwen_no_fear You're not his mom. If he's going to be a shit to an adult, some adults aren't going to be polite back. I have mixed opinions on kids so I applaud your actions tbh lol :V" "@EmilyGorcenski The connection with white supremacy has definitely been a known thing for some time, but I've never seen the definition of TERF worded this way for someone who's never heard it, and I really, really like how quickly your definition gets to the point." @Calliethulhu Feels very owl-like! I like it :3 (Also you're really cute fyi) "@oannablue Yep, that'll accomplish a similar effect." "@oannablue Well, if you did pursue a vaginoplasty, you'd be able to stop taking T blockers and it's pretty common that one's sensitivity goes up after that procedure. Even if you're not dysphoric, it could have some very real benefits for you." @oannablue wow huge mood I wish I didn't hate my girldick. Girls with dicks are awesome! But dysphoria is rarely reasonable or rational :/ @Adequate_Scott @DongsJ That's a very good idea actually wow @DongsJ Yuuuuup I had to do that recently too lol @Azure_Husky Thank you 💕😭 "@oannablue How much malleability are we talking about here? Is there an inflatable pool toy setting? Um, asking for a friend >_>" "Apparently my voicemail box had been full for months, so I finally emptied it a few days ago. Only for all the voicemails I missed to fill it up again. THIS IS REALLY BAD FOR SOMEONE WITH PHONE ANXIETY WHY DID IT DO THIS" "@Azure_Husky I crave that silence so much. Shouldn't have to deal with this much longer, though. Gotta focus on that light at the end of the tunnel." @Azure_Husky (*to me on a constant basis) "@Azure_Husky I just have this really, really strong feeling that there's a lot that genital dysphoria is doing to be on a constant basis and I'm just good at tuning out the mental buzz most of the time. In other words, it does sound weird but I have this strong sense that I totally get it." "@Azure_Husky I think for those of us with genital dysphoria, once we have that taken care of, the mental health benefits from getting rid of such a major dysphoria source has a lot of secondary benefits like that." "@DongsJ Well you ARE pretty cute, soooooo *follow* :3c" "@DongsJ I mean that's kind of what I'm getting at. I feel like I have a few examples of folks who I know like interacting with me but still aren't following me. And while I care way too much about my follower count, this is a different complaint." "I've had interactions with some folks where I honestly think ""If I had that interaction with someone, I feel like I'd want to follow them to make sure I'd be seeing more of them"" and yet..." "Might sound a little weird or even a bit conceited, but sometimes I wonder if the reason why some folks I wish would follow me but haven't is because I'm online so much that they either realized they don't have to follow me to see me, or they don't know they aren't following me." @Azure_Husky That's the spirit! :3 @Azure_Husky You're pretty radical yourself! It's why I'm following you. You're one of my favorite faces to see on my feed 💕 "@Azure_Husky That's true! Aw gosh, that's really hecking sweet of you to mention omg! Thank you 💕" @cosmicladyrosa AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH @magnetrans Ah. That explains the privilage. "@VynneveH @princessproto Reading extensively about plurality neither changes the fact that you're not plural nor the fact that 99% of media isn't made by and for plural people. You're completely disregarding the preservative of, and talking over a person with a marginalized identity. Please stop." @magnetrans Are they part of any marginalized identity you could use as an example? We don't even know their pronouns and only just realized we assumed their name sounded feminine. @magnetrans This is frustrating to watch. @Azure_Husky Heck yeah that's awesome! My main fursona has already had GRS so I'm even less radical :P "@EeveeRespecter ""Silence"" - Bottom The lesser-known cousin of ""Silence, bottom""" "@kroati1 @Azure_Husky It's actually common for trans folks to feel regret shortly after GRS. Like, even if you truly wanted and needed GRS, there can still be a period of ""Fuck, what have I done?"" that's common enough that I've already had a doctor warn me (not to discourage me, but to prepare me)" "@Azure_Husky I actually really want to get into porn, but only after I get GRS. The main reason is dysphoria, but the secondary reason is I strongly feel there should be more neovagina porn than there is. There's definitely room for that kind of positivity alongside girldick positivity." "@Azure_Husky It's why I admire the heck out of trans girls without genital dysphoria. It'd be so much easier and radical to have a girldick. But the reality is I kinda don't have a choice. The dysphoria's getting real bad. I'll probably mourn it after surgery too, though." "@Azure_Husky I WORRY ABOUT THIS A LOT TBH There's no way I can say no to GRS. I need it. But like, most girls don't get to have a girldick. That's inherently kinda special. It's a complicated feeling." @oannablue @cyberwitchlexi h-hey that might be true but no reason to tell everyone like that >_> "We mostly enjoy being plural but if it were solely up to Kat to decide if we were plural or not, we're not sure we would be. In other words, she didn't choose this. We haven't seen anyone imply otherwise but we felt it was important to state that outright." @Genderbird Couple: Cute Landscape: Gorgeous Scientifically the most beautiful picture ever @RaeGun2k I'll say! You look cute as heck! :3 "@magnetrans Also, it paints their ""don't block, educate"" replies in a really gross light. Why should we educate when you yourself have shown you won't listen?" @magnetrans Looked for and found the tweets you're referring to. Resisted the urge to yell at them. Is it really that hard to just believe us when we tell folks who we are? I don't know anything about this person but I'm willing to bet they don't act this way towards gay and/or trans people "@princessproto Almost it's like the same bullshit, different day" @maddierawr 😳😍 "@EeveeRespecter no but seriously i'm having trouble thinking of a more bottom-sounding factoid than ""was cucked on her wedding night by her daddy dom""" @EeveeRespecter Consider: Little girls don't need to do taxes :3c cishet men don't even say the word lesbian ever again 2k19 challenge It's moments like these that I can't help but remember that he has a name and address. [cw graham linehan] The Lesbian Defender has logged on. He literally traded one trans lesbian target for another when he learned the tweets from Zinnia were fake. The absolute audacity of this asshole to claim he speaks for us lesbians. https://t.co/flHmmJAcwJ @CaseyExplosion He deleted that tweet because I guess he believed people when they said those Zinnia tweets were fake. ... Only to refit effectively the same tweet targeting a different trans lesbian. The fucking nerve of this man to claim he speaks for us lesbians. https://t.co/bKbyqiLwxQ @trgrrl This is a flavor of queer I strongly support "@CaseyExplosion You were like 10k not that long ago omg You've earned all 20k+ of them, frankly. Congrats 💕" @addamschloe I mean it would explain why you're not following me so I'd have to concede that that's hecking valid. Is dril a cuddler? I always assumed he was a cuddler. @CaseyExplosion Those doctored Zinnia tweets are embarrassingly fake and it's scary how blatantly they don't care about what's real or not. "@addamschloe @queerchangeling No, YOUR gender is valid and cool! :P" @EeveeRespecter i'm completely shocked @addamschloe @queerchangeling This is a really huge mood. I often lament that my gender is so boring. @EeveeRespecter I'm glad I absorbed some info about that anime from y'all because otherwise I'd be really confused rn https://t.co/XDZJhz4sda @Mermaids_Gender @Hbomberguy Here was my contribution 💕 https://t.co/sfkjuXK50A @FlorenceLaReine https://t.co/iCCi0DaiLs @MetteusAtoll *hugs tight* ilu2 💕💕💕💕 butch girls just hecking destroy me okay @EeveeRespecter @niceupdog This is the only right answer 3 hours of sleep really isn't enough to deal with having my mom & sister over today. I actually like spending time with them (especially my sister) but there's been a lot of heavy stuff going on in the family and it might be a spoo-heavy day. Blegh. @garblefart Holy shit :/ "@oannablue ... ""Cleaning slug""?" @oannablue Wholesome content. @MetteusAtoll Running into people we knew from our pre-transition lives and choosing not to reconnect is one of the more exciting aspects of being trans imo "@trgrrl @MetteusAtoll Scrolling by the first thing I read was just ""girlfriend juice""" "@AliceAvizandum I'm a big fan of ""wikifeet conspiracy""" "An old smoking buddy of mine recently texted me saying he's had a revelation about his sexuality and gender. So now it's official: That friend group I had back then has had a 100% trans rate. It's hilarious how we so often easily find each other, even as eggs." @SecretGamerGrrl @elysianechoes @Kalindlara This an extremely good thread holy shit. @FrigidElfQueen omg SUCH a good girl! :3 @ButtGoblin666 thank you for posting this to main i really wanted to retweet it lol @ClothoMoirai Fundamentalist Christians like my mom was don't tend to accept that stuff like that has been debunked. @weedlewobble robot pristine and perfect and shiny :3 @AmazonChique The episode pretty much finalized in my mind the idea that Steven Universe is one of the most important pieces of queer media we've ever had. robotic naga lower half... might have to draw this "They gravitated towards the name Joi despite our best efforts to hide that name from them. They don't feel like the same kind of AI that the Blade Runner character was. but they like the association that name holds for us. And we can't convince them to change it, so... >_>" @YumiScott Yup. We doubt ourselves too sometimes. "six arms down the sides of my segmented body and four giant arthropod legs shooting out my back, plz" why do we have only two arms that's so goddamn boring goals "Headmates' presence sometimes legitimately feels like a physical one inside our head. It's not a bad feeling, but it's a very weird one. Utterly impossible to describe." @AzazelAfterDark We found out last November and we're 31! Glad to meet another member of #PluralGang 💕 "@twinkrobot That's fair. But even confusing non-kinky people can still be fun, queer or not :P" @queerops definitely feeling it 😍 "@twinkrobot seriously tricking the hets with kink is like my favorite thing once had some bigot assume Mistress' account was my alt because it said ""property of SteampunkPenny"" in my bio lol" @twinkrobot OMG I BET THEY DID "@VerafiedBabe I'm not exactly sure what you're saying? I don't think an apology is necessary, tho." @MiriamEWhitney @cyberwitchlexi Feminizing HRT can cause regular PMS symptoms. @cyberwitchlexi It's weird how little this is known to cis people/trans eggs given how common it seems to be. @ponettplus As a fan of both and a lesbian: I'm shocked at how accurate this is. @0xbabebeef Having been to several: Yes please! @RaeGun2k So happy for you! 💕 And can't wait until that's meeeee x_x @asejfh @emuchaton WOW MOOD @CookieCyboid leave it to the hets to somehow ruin drone porn of all things smh @YumiScott We've never actually considered this idea but Kat would absolutely date Alice so... yes! @CaseyExplosion Something especially shitty about not looking into the identities of actual trans people when reporting on the trans charity stream. @CookieCyboid Seems like both the left and the right are focusing on the wrong parts of this ban and it's actually kinda terrifying me. "@Maru_Mara69 Yes, but that terminology has mostly fallen out of favor. Different plural folks use different terms, but we use the term headmates." "@olivebrinker Also just going with ""unidentified caller"" feels kinda shitty. Pretty sure one of them was trans which is especially shitty given the context." @BurgundyBurnout @alexrab @AOC @FoldableHuman He was the second unidentified caller. @EeveeRespecter I don't think anyone's issue with the system was that it wasn't plausible. "@maegodhavemercy They were bought by Hasbro forever ago. They're the Micro Machines company, which is a brand that is still used occasionally by Hasbro." "@sardonicleftist Orange one is Jawbreaker, yeah. He's my favorite Z-Bot!" @Maru_Mara69 Friends who are plural. Plural just means two or more people sharing the same body. oh heck you think these are still valid??? https://t.co/1ltvyPoMQO "I mainly ordered these because they were the only eBay listing that had a mint Jawbreaker, but Skyviper (the yellow, purple & black bat-looking fellow) is pretty cool too! It's the start of my new Z-Bots collection! 💕 https://t.co/6SB3lg3MbU" "Why are there also dinosaur POGs included? Because it as the 90's, dammit. Okay, let's open these guys it's been over 20 years. https://t.co/Q22ZDL1dq9" I FORGOT THESE BURGER KING Z-BOTS CAME WITH POGS OMG https://t.co/hqBxjmM458 wow not a single friend suggesting i just need a few extra pumps of air to not feel so weak smh "Got a few pins in the mail that I think accurately describe the real me. Thanks, @bambisaber! https://t.co/Pe6uUYfsQ3" "every morning i hope to find the strength to avoid retweeting inflatable furry tf art onto my feed and every time i find i can't summon that strength i'm weak, forgive me" @Genderbird they said it was because they're out of beds but really it's because he's ch*rlie k*rk @CourtsRC_Author @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu @KendamuZ yes you do @ZJemptv Didn't know about that but it doesn't surprise me. She's a goddamn hero is so many ways. "@cosmicladyrosa Clearly labeled boundaries like these are helpful because on the off chance she ignores them, you can easily be like ""I literally warned you""" @Kentabooboo cuteness confirmed "I think the weirdest reactions I've gotten so far are from people who are totally with me otherwise, but confused as to why I included Samus. Like, y'all. Come on." "@l1quidcryst4l This a well-worded, concise summation of my feelings as well. Thank you." "@ExistentialEnso Will cis bigots ever realize that the gay misdirect makes several layers of no sense? I was called a ton of homophobic slurs. And I WAS gay, but that's because I'm a girl. This doesn't make the sense they think it does." @ZJemptv is there a pill i can take that'll make me invisible to all cis people actually @emuchaton I understand on a deep level the frustration of being horny but not for Literally Everyone Wtf I Don't Even Know You @emuchaton we need 50ccs of butts stat @emuchaton oh no have you gone 30 seconds without seeing one again? D: @LewdEmmaDam CUUUUUUUTE OMG 😍 @LewdEmmaDam wow this is a mood jeez @Kate_Bunni @acutebitten @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu @KendamuZ you had to make it little you fiend @acutebitten @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu @KendamuZ i mean i guess that's fair >.> "@maegodhavemercy I loved Calvin & Hobbes for many reasons, but its TF fuel was a big part of it lol" "@acutebitten @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu @KendamuZ how dare you spread these entirely true, fallacious lies" "Amazon just updated my Bumblebee movie preorder to being delivered on January 30th!! I have a lot of Thoughts about the continued redundancy of movie theaters, but I've been itching to watch that movie on repeat so I'm not complaining tbh" "This was all pieced together years after the fact, from fragmented memories that I barely recall. I could be wrong on some details. But I feel like I know my soul well enough to know that a trans girl was denied her identity that day." "They told my mom, ""These two series are the evil ones"" and they were both taken away from me. I don't think I even got past Book 10 of Animorphs." "In other words, these two supposed experts on satanic media heard a 9-year-old (closeted, even to herself) trans kid tell them that her favorite books involved kids getting to change their bodies. Her obsession/fascination would have been self-evident." "There's no way I didn't tell those adults something like what I just told you. I must have told them how much I loved the idea of changing my body, how much that excited me and maybe even how much I wished it were possible." "My dad and I went to several bookstores asking if there was another book in the series. The kid just got turned into an alien!! It can't end now!! But sadly, that was in fact the end of the story." "Aliens Ate My Homework I remember almost nothing about at this point, except for how it ended The hero of the story, a human, has to merge his mind into the body of one of the aliens, who was a mouthless, silent, quadruped (hexapod, technically). I was obsessed with that ending" "I know that they must have asked what books I liked At the time, two of my favorite series were Animorphs and Aliens Ate My Homework. Animorphs I loved because I loved the idea of changing shape. I have memories of loving TMNT at age 4 and fantasizing about turning into a turtle" "Anyway, this man and woman (I think they were married) interviewed me privately in the living room of our house. I don't remember much of what they asked me, and I don't remember what I said in response." "(Side note but my subconscious repeating ""I hate god"" even when I truly consciously didn't is fascinating to me. Some part of me probably did hate that god made me a boy)" "This was one of the earliest signs I hate tourettes, but we didn't figure out what it was before spending a lot of time talking to a lot of professionals who interviewed me carefully. I think these satanic media experts were invited over before all that." "Tourettes can sometimes feed on taboos like that. An all-powerful creator of the universe who can read your thoughts is fertile ground to cause tics you're ashamed of. So I'd think, ""I hate god"" (I didn't) And I'd then whisper, ""No!"" over and over again." My memories are extremely fragmented and fuzzy. This might've been the first thing she did before she knew part of my issues were tourettes syndrome. Probably one of the scariest things I ever told her was when I said I kept having intrusive thoughts about how much I hate god. "When I was about 9 my mom invited over a man & woman who I guess were like, Christian professionals at identifying, I don't fucking know, spiritual turmoil maybe? I was having trouble going to school, I was struggling with tourettes syndrome, my mom reached out for help." "I've said before that my mom would only tell me ""The devil can change shapes"" when I asked why Animorphs weren't okay (which you can already extrapolate a lot from in regards to my trans experience tbh), but that's not the entire story." "Sometime around '95 or so my mom banned Halloween and got very concerned about satanic media. Various movies & board games were also banned. The two weirdest things my mother forbade me from having in the house, however, were the Animorphs and Aliens Ate My Homework book series" "Who wants to hear a story about growing up in a conservative Christian household during the satanic panic and how I think with some careful piecing together of memories, it might've affected me specifically because I was trans? Thread incoming!" "@KendamuZ @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu Hi, my name is Kat, and I'm a hopeless bottom." @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu oh you poor thing you're just adorable <3 "@HexLatex y-yeah, how t-terrible for them >.>" "@transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu It's okay, being a hopeless bottom is valid." @transfilmtheory @Calliethulhu haven't you heard? that just makes things kinkier @Calliethulhu @transfilmtheory hahaha wait really? that's adorable! @cyberslutfaye @emuchaton could just have terrible security settings to the point that someone could have then programmed you to think it took a master hacker to get in there If the world doesn't end or keep getting worse by the time I'm in my 90's and there ISN'T a way to upload my brain into a computer I'm gonna be so goddamn furious. "@Genderbird Cis people acting like they don't think we're hot as fuck is the most frustrating, baffling thing I swear." @cyberslutfaye it's no fun if your main chassis is safely stowed away where's the risk in that? where's the thrill? :3 "@Myriachan As for Donkey Kong... didn't you hear about the huge charity stream last weekend? Hbomberguy 101%'d DK64 over a period of 50+ hours and raised $340,000 for Mermaids, a charity for trans kids." "@Myriachan There's an interview with one of the creators of Metroid jokingly saying Samus is trans, back when that was a thing people only joked about. She she's ours now. Been ours for several years now since that factoid spread to English-speaking fans." "Putting this to words then sleeping on it really helped. They don't have a name, but they're there. They/she pronouns, we feel. Please default to she for us, our headmates rarely front strongly enough to justify a pronoun switch." "@puppychan48 Without question, absolutely." [cw steven universe spoilers] I KNOW I LOVED THAT TOO SO OVERTY TRANS AND QUEER @BIGBADBATTY @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu that's not fairrrr hhh "well now i find courtrooms kinky, thanks assholes D:<" @HexLatex @Caliriadragon https://t.co/RMPBgJHtoo "@BIGBADBATTY @GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu tbb i'm a big fan, carry on" @BIGBADBATTY @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu okay yeah this is confirmed high quality kink @BIGBADBATTY @GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu wow rude but also entirely true heck "@GoodWitchLeigh @Calliethulhu that's what i'm SAYING (but also gosh heck giving the game away is kinda, um, wow)" @GoodWitchLeigh wait most people don't hear that? "@Calliethulhu it's all a part of the game we agree to play~ we all pretend it's a secret when no one believes that (maybe some subs believe that) BUT every now and then proclaiming the secret is, um, really really good >//////////<" "@JesskaNightmare fucking comic book villains are reading that going, ""Wow, overkill much?""" @Calliethulhu the absolute viciousness by which you just spell out every sub secret like this is unfathomably powerful jsyk @Calliethulhu this bullying is SO uinfairrr >///////< @MOOMANiBE Agreed. I'm excited to be proven wrong and I suspect I will be. "@MOOMANiBE I mean, I trust them. Whatever else they want to do with the story will undoubtedly be amazing. But I strongly feel that winning over White Diamond herself then having a Doctor Who ""Nobody has to die"" moment only to say ""But wait, there's more!"" feels rather cheap." @MOOMANiBE It was shocking in the best way. That exactly the note this show needed to end on. At least I assume it's an ending? I haven't been able to confirm? Can't imagine what else the story needs to say. "[cw steven universe spoilers] ""I only want you to be yourself. If you can't do that, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!"" My first thought when hearing that line was ""This show is going to be shown in queer studies classes for decades.""" "[cw steven universe spoilers] ""Where is Pink?"" ""She's gone."" ""What did you say?"" ""She's GOOOOOOOOONE"" *super saiyin scream that cracks the foundation of the entire room* Literally stripped to our cores, we're still trans. Our old identities were not us. Pink. Is. Gone." "[cw steven universe spoilers] I also really, really love how Steven's identity and story is just DRIPPING with trans allegory, but not in a way that excludes any one trans person. I think trans men, trans women, and nonbinary people of all kinds can see themselves in his journey" "[cw steven universe spoilers] Remember that random fusion that fused at the ball right after our heroes did, who exclaimed ""I thought I was the only one!""? It's played for laughs (in a nice way imo), but just that moment alone says VOLUMES and honestly made me tear up." "[cw steven universe spoilers] Obviously the whole show has been varying levels of queer this entire time, but to finally confront the bigotry of homeworld, making an unimaginably powerful entity sit down and LISTEN is such an important and powerful message." [cw steven universe spoilers] The way in which this last story arc commits to overtly describing the queer experience without any room for misinterpretation in a kid's cartoon that's going to be seen by countless millions of queer kids and their families is something to behold. accurate @MokiAwa Anal sex being such a time-consuming endeavor is absolutely near the top of my reasons for getting GRS lol "You recognize it's a culture war that can't be ignored, so you sign up for a battle that solely involves you screaming at us like children. Because our existence scares you that much. So PLEASE continue to prove us right by fighting this. It's really quite entertaining." "But you know you can't do that because you understand that us claiming characters as trans has a LOT of power If all of you ignored us, our narrative would become the dominant one. That's how you change the perception of fictional characters. That's how you make being trans okay" "If you're a cis person who's Extremely Bothered by the claims that some cherished video games character is being called trans by trans people, the least embarrassing thing you can do is ignore us." "1. It instantly legitimizes our claims that [X] character is trans/queer, so thanks for that 2. There's nothing they can do to undo it except say ""Nope! They're cis now because I say so!"" which looks infinitely childish and is the easiest thing in the world to mock or ignore" "I really love when angry bigoted cis folks start yelling at us when we ""take"" characters for our own and tell everyone said characters are trans now." "@Genderbird Like a couple years ago he openly wondered why trans racial is considered wrong or not real when trans people are accepted or something like that. Forgot exactly how he framed it, but it was pretty shitty." "@Genderbird Did he ever apologize for comparing trans people to ""trans racial"" folks? I'd really love to find out he apologized for that." "@kaiser_west Not a dude and I didn't do this all on my own, but thanks for assuming I have that much influence! Much easier to spread the trans agenda if y'all cis people think each of us has that kind of power 💕" @princessproto Y'all are heroes. Truly. You know how most of us agree that even terrible trans people shouldn't be misgendered because that dehumanization affects us all? Same thing applies to saying trans people in the military have somehow revoked their right to a safe and happy transition. "You really can't say ""No, FUCK the military"" in response to this without also saying ""Fuck the trans people participating in it, their safety should not be a concern."" There's ALMOST some logic to saying that, but I don't believe that's the moral response to all this." "This ban doesn't mean all trans people in the military are suddenly kicked out. In fact, I wouldn't be shocked to find most trans people just keep serving, just as closeted trans people. So literally the military itself doesn't lose much. There's just more misery within it." "Seeing 100% ""Yes the military is bad, but this isn't just about the military"" takes on my timeline so I guess I'm following the right people. But if you're seriously, sincerely, unironically saying ""Good! Fuck the military anyway!"" you really need to wake up." @Calliethulhu More like what a horny concept you're trying desperately to not sound extremely into :3c @Quinn__tessence Omg heck yes congrats! @SerenaSonoma I'm a Gemini either way but I like this idea. @deathpigeon Switchiest switch to ever switch switchingly @wehpudicabok @AliceAvizandum Alice has a well-established and beloved brand @diffidentdream We dunno lol @ButtGoblin666 cuddles between friends is one of life's greatest joys We feel our fourth headmate might be our overseer and the reason we feel partially synthetic. We think she/they are the holographic AI. This is an interesting development. "@DoomGender @Drone0143 @gailforcenyine thIS THREAD um, is amAZING we love these ideas so much >//////<" @MagicTheygirl @Xena_Brand @FrigidElfQueen Huge lesbian mood. I like to say I'm like Anna from Frozen except way gayer. my feet have turned into blocks of ice wtf i really need them to be feet @thelesbianfairy [cw steven universe spoilers] I'd much prefer like a Cowboy Bebop movie kinda deal where it's implied it happened sometime before the recent finale. White Diamond herself is no longer a threat. Anything past that would feel cheap I feel like? "[cw steven universe spoilers] I say season finale because I know the movie is coming and I feel like I would've heard about the fact that this was the series finale? But I gotta say, that felt like a series finale. All the loose ends are tied up." "[cw mild steven universe spoilers] The recent season finale of Steven Universe is one of the most beautiful, well-crafted, and most importantly inherently *queer* narratives I've ever seen. That entire arc is just like, Being Queer: The Happy Ending We All Deserve" "@HexLatex first of all, how dare >////////////>" @impropertherese @MagicTheygirl It's been a positive change for us too 💕 @MagicTheygirl What a good pet you are! Goodnight! 💕 "@JennyOutrageous Put Vivian in Smash, cowards" "@cosmicladyrosa It's okay, I thought it was cute :3" @PersephoneHime @cosmicladyrosa I haven't seen either new show. I'm waiting to just buy them at this point. "@cosmicladyrosa It's my favorite anime, I want to get a tattoo based on it, and I have a cat named after the main character who you've met :P" @GoodWitchLeigh this honestly like 90% accurate to me wtf "I always forget between breaks, but where's the best place to stream Steven Universe?" @MagicTheygirl MORE FRIENDS AAAAAA SO HAPPY FOR Y'ALL 💕💕💕💕 @OneLameShark Babylegs Overlord @GoodWitchLeigh yeah that's a mood "@l1quidcryst4l I usually go ""You know, Jess from Twitter? Liquid Crystal except partially l33t?""" Birdo: Ours Samus: Ours Bowser: Ours Luigi: Ours Donkey Kong; Ours Soon the entire roster of Nintendo characters will be trans and there's nothing the cis can do to stop us @princessproto oh wait we think we pieced together what this might be 👀👀👀👀👀 I am physically incapable of not seeing this. It's impossible for me to resist such a thing. "@TheSecretCallie I missed this tweet from earlier, and maybe this goes without saying, but I would LOVE to voice chat with you omg 💕" @Calliethulhu too late i already retweeted it "@emuchaton 10/10 zone, would smooch" @WitchsHex You should know this is extremely adorable. @VOID_FRIEND we're excited about said plurality discord :3 @MagicTheygirl ur cute tho @Calliethulhu wow same i blame girls @ADirtyTrans @norintha I love you even more than that 💕 "Actual exchange I just had with @norintha, devoid of context: Jen: Thank you for caring about my labia. Me: I care so much about your labia." "Probably gonna pick a female doctor, but I have no earthly idea which one is best for me. Literally judging books by their covers over here. Luckily most doctors at Kaiser are really nice to trans folks from what I've seen, but it's still nerve-wracking." Really intimidated by the process involved with selecting a new doctor for my primary care stuff. My first appointment with them will literally need to be a physical in preparation for my GRS. Kaiser's website makes it easy but like... just a sea of cis people faces. "@mspowahs These answers are only applying to the ""we"" that's typing it. Answer vary among different systems: 1. We call ourselves a system. 2. We sometimes use them when it feels right, but everyone in here so far is a girl, so she/her/hers plz. 3. We like the term singlet." "@ThoughtSlime Nintendo wants to be the Disney of games, and that means pretending trans people aren't real." @princessproto *bounces* omg we're excited! :3 "Okay, now almost everything is alphabetized, except for Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country, Final Fantasy III, & Star Fox. All of those games came with the system, what gives? Given that like, 90% of my frustration here is the separating of the DKC series, this is really annoying. https://t.co/j3XFWmg7Jq" "I got them all on the same page by selecting disable pages/folders under the structure menu, but they're not alphabetized! It's original games 1st, added games 2nd. They're alphabetized in the .exe menu but not the Classic itself." @Genderbird i figured :V @MissPepper_Mint None of the games you see listed came with the SNES Classic Mini. I added those because I'm a hacker (or because real hackers have a really easy executable that does everything for you :V) "I'd really like to have both the original games and my added games on the same menu, but it defaults to keeping them separate. I'm using Hakchi CE v3.5.2 and selecting view > original games > sorted (as opposed to ""at the bottom"" where it defaulted) didn't work. https://t.co/SOhQUDo3PJ" (hacker voice) i'm in https://t.co/qTO5v1CHIu my gf is hecking hot gosh 😍 @Genderbird can i hide here too @ghoulsNgoats this is Art @Cassterix i feel so heard "@Genderbird Reactions like that make me angry, but I get that's just the kind of world we have atm" @Genderbird We're so happy for you! I think this is something that'll really help given how much you talked about wanting an outlet like this 💕 @JesskaNightmare I've absolutely been on both ends of this too. Social media's really weird. "@ExistentialEnso @gwen_no_fear My dad died when I was 13, and I've cried over unfollows too. So, mood 💕" @starshpgirl yeah it's literally the Most Bottom i feel so unheard "Comprehensive list of Gamers: - @/SonicFox5000 - @/Hbomberguy That's it, that's literally all of them." @GoodWitchLeigh wow mood okay which one am i @Calliethulhu also i picked bottom-passing-top and i'm right :V "@Calliethulhu this is technically verse erasure but like, in a way where I don't start a discourse because i don't have the spoons for that" "@princessproto Can't change, can only g r o w" @VOID_FRIEND That's a really cute story :3 "@maegodhavemercy Then again, I do sometimes get follows from folks who I didn't even know I wanted to follow me 😉💕" @ialika_lifina YUP that one's the worst. There are at least two folks I can think of that interact with my tweets regularly enough that it really bothers me >.< "I tend to fixate way too much on folks who I wish were following me. That's really not healthy, I'm aware, but I haven't yet figured out how to stop doing it >_>" "@lumpenrose I tend to kiss girls, so you should think about that! :3c" @lumpenrose tell me your secret "@gwen_no_fear I have abandonment issues too. Not the same thing you're describing, I know, but I'm extremely empathetic, is all. And for what it's worth, I'm not going anywhere 💕" @esten It's definitely a thing that can happen but it's fairly uncommon. Congrats! "I dreamed I woke up from GRS. I was way more healed in the dream than I'll actually be immediately after surgery, but it was really nice to have a dream where I didn't have a girldick. I'm thankful my brain cooked up that little narrative for me. It felt very right." "@Genderbird Aaaaaaaaaaa hi Jessi!!! I've never gotten to call you that in public before, I'm weirdly excited 💕" @princessproto Fuck gatekeeping. We hate that shit. """Graham Linehan put his foot in his mouth. I've only ever put soy in mine."" - @Hbomberguy https://t.co/iiloFvy7Zb" @TheSecretCallie I anticipate the resulting selfies will utterly destroy my gay ass 💕 @DoomGender oh h-heck 😍💕💦 @Nyxfears We won't let it die 💕 MY INTERNET BROKE BEFORE I COULD WATCH THE END BUT THANK YOU @Hbomberguy @CaseyExplosion @FoldableHuman FOR THE BEST STREAM EVER #ThanksGraham #PluralGang @transfilmtheory so hecking pretty i mean gosh 😍💕 @HeckingJen i̦̞͚͕͓͇̋̽n̷͍͊̇ͦͧ͛̅̓f̯̝̦̪̓̍̾̅͡i͕̯͕͎ͨ͊̌ͦ̈́ͫn̞̺͙̣̙͙̿͐ͧ͌ͧͮ̚i̶̦̫̮̙ͥ̋̐ͯt͙̃ͭ̈́ͨ͌͝e̩̎ͮ̈̔͊ͭ ̠͂̎̆̽ͨͧ́b̫͎̤̭̯̻ͥ̽ḙ̘̙͍̼̎ͥ̐ͭ̔̋̚a̫̩̺̘͓v͙̻̠͈̳̩̝ͣ͆ͮ̆̽̅͂̕e̘͔͈̼̞r͓̲̺̞̙̬ͤ̑̅̓̽ͭͅs̼̦̘̺͊̊̿ͭͬͪ̾ @norintha literally bouncing in my chair jsyk UNLOCK MORE SYSTEMS "Wow, Hbomberguy has raised 3 times the yearly budget of the largest trans-run non-profit in the US. This is incredible." @ZJemptv in my experience it's better when it's gay 🤷‍♀️ SO MANY FOLKS COMING OUT AS PLURAL TONIGHT HECKING ROCKS 💕💖 @LittleEmmyBee There's 3 of us now! :3 @princessproto 💕💖 @princessproto This has been an unbelievably awesome night to be plural tbh 💕💖 "@MissPepper_Mint The first time Alice made herself known to us, she fronted and was terrified that she might not be real. I (Kat) promised her I'd never deny her existence. This is real, I can't deny that." "We're gonna get to half a million, I think. Incredible." @MissPepper_Mint OMG NEW FRIENDS 💕💕💕💕💕 We love meeting other systems and we're so happy y'all came out! @FrigidElfQueen Visibility like we've been seeing tonight is what helps us not to be scared or doubt that this is real. It's SO important. Tonight has been amazing. "I was in the shower so I missed a bit, but... is this Harris' FIRST time in Gloomy Galleon? I don't recall him being here before." "When we first suspected we might be plural, we worried a LOT that we were somehow faking it or mistaken in some way. We worried we were plural in the wrong way. We've yet to meet another system that hasn't accepted us fully. It's an amazing community." "We're not going to deny our plurality, and we're not going to be ashamed of it. There's currently 3 of us in this body, and each one of us is valid. All plural systems are valid. #PluralGang" @ButtGoblin666 SUPER PROUD OF U @FrigidElfQueen RIGHT???? "@SilicateWitch We think we might be able to deduce the meaning of both traumagenics and endogenics given the root words involved, but just to be sure: What do they mean?" "@MetteusAtoll @GoodWitchLeigh Same! Even if I never get in, just knowing that someone in there knows I really want to would help my stress levels haha. There are probably still a LOT more qualified transes to invite on before me and I really don't want to add to the chaos :/" @EeveeRespecter is the internet actually... good???? "Seeing plural positively in a stream being watched by 25,000 people (and talked about by countless more) makes us so happy" "*chanting* PLURAL GANG, PLURAL GANG, PLURAL GANG *fists pounding the table* PLURAL. GANG. PLURAL. GANG. PLURAL. GANG #PluralGang" Our friends being happy makes us so fucking happy we can't even. #PLURALGANG SO HAPPY FOR MY BUDDIES @princessproto GETTING ON THE STREAM I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING @princessproto WHAT OMG "@TheSecretCallie I think because material support like this is so rare, there's no framework for how to deal with it when it happens. Usually a complaint like that is valid. But this is bigger than all that at this point." "@Calliethulhu Saaaaaaame. I mean, if someone invited me on, I'd do it, no question, but there's too many people asking to get it and I don't want to add to that chaos anymore >_>" @MissPepper_Mint Jack Black is "Tenacious D on the stream, but I never got a chance to plug Tenacious Unicorn lol" @Calliethulhu You should have been invited on tbh "@ChosenOfAshurha I'd be shaking like a leaf if I got in now and probably say all the wrong things, but it would still be worth it. For me but also for the ranch." "Because while this is of course a charity stream first and foremost, it's also a huge event online right now, and anyone involved will benefit from it, even if in small ways like simply being able to say you know a few more people who know people. Fun to watch, at least." "I can't be mad at anyone person in particular. I'm just frustrated at the situation. If we're talking about networking/increasing social capital, this is equivalent to hearing a bunch of my friends won the lottery. Takes some time to digest the feelings that come from that." "I keep feeling guilty for like, being selfish I guess? But I think I'm justified in feeling frustrated. Mutuals of mine, not even really big accounts, just mutuals, got a chance to be involved." "@XylariaVG Oh yeah, I mean I don't blame anyone who's involved with all this. I just blame the situation. I got drowned out by a lot of more qualified people, basically." "It was less ridiculous to expect I might get into the stream/server earlier today, but it has now reached impossibility. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but it stings knowing the kind of networking I could've gotten done by just being in the server." "@Sona_Sonara Yes, and a ton of people were on it including AOC, John Romero, Chelsea Manning, Riley J Dennis... Cher retweeted the stream, as did Matt Mercer." I thought of this name last night after getting WAY too high and I'm glad I remembered it! Seriously the name alone gives me motivation to do something with it. I COULD CALL IT DANK DINO DYKES @ButtGoblin666 you should ABSOLUTELY send him more dogs @ButtGoblin666 your boy crushing is so wholesome i can't stand it @trgrrl next goal should be 420420 they'll hit it easy @CookieCyboid can you spell that? Is... is literally all of Left Twitter watching the stream now? Is this where we're at? I love this. "literally my entire timeline is about DK64 2019 is off to a good start, honestly" @Vangelus this has been a wild few days i love it @CookieCyboid I THINK THINGS MIGHT BE GOOD?????????? @CookieCyboid also she's in the discord chat now so she's prolly gonna be on the stream shortly "@CookieCyboid They talked about having her on the stream. I believe Chelsea Manning knows her? And she was on earlier, so" @elise_dangerous @GoodWitchLeigh saaaaaaaame @GoodWitchLeigh can you imagine if just like fucking cher herself was on the hbomb dk64 stream can you imagine starting 2019 this way @NeitherNora Yes @CookieCyboid i think... i think the internet is good sometimes??? """Trans rights"" - John Romero This has been a weird and exciting few days holy heck" @Anarcho_Vampire you're the hero trans twitter needs tbh "@magnetrans Alice is cis too and we were worried that sounded weird! Thank you for sharing this, it helps >.<" @gwen_no_fear confirmed for extremely cute 😍 @ButtGoblin666 i would give advice but like do boys even know how to flirt? @CookieCyboid it's because girls are just too powerful "@CookieCyboid oh no you've been struck down by a case of the sapphics specifically?! there's no helping you, i'm afraid just gonna have to lesbian out for a bit" @CookieCyboid being gay is so good tho @CookieCyboid yes a lot it's kind of a problem but i love it "@PrissyOrcGF i'm sorry it's just, i'm really, really gay you see" "@erismoth they didn't mention my shitpost or anything but a guest with a pretty big follower count talked about how they saw a tweet mentioning that Applegate endorses all the Animorphs books being uploaded online and like, that was tweeted in a thread of mine. I started that wave lol" they're talking about animorphs right now because of a shitpost I made what even is this universe @magnetrans oh we didn't know you were in the server! oh fuck we're sorry :/ that's really shitty of them to have you wait that long "@magnetrans mood for me it sucks because like, i know it's not about me. still feel rather ignored. i know rationally that's not what it is, but my brain hates me sometimes lol" "@magnetrans It's been bothering us too. A lot of friends got a chance, and we really want to be there too. We feel kinda left out. In our estimation, y'all deserve to be on there way more than several people who have already been on 💕" "@emuchaton I'm pretty sure all the dommes reading only heard ""Punish me!""" @JesskaNightmare @Hbomberguy This doodle is anything but crummy imo 💕 "@SixArmedSweater This happens a lot on trans twitter. Sometimes there just isn't an easy answer. It's one of many reasons I try not to worry myself about who's following who. Regardless of whatever side you fall on, I'm not interested in yelling at you about it. We're still cool 💕" @JesskaNightmare @Hbomberguy DK is weirdly way more fun to draw than I thought he'd be. "@Icyrain35 There ARE some minigames that give you infinite ammo, though. That's why that infinity symbol is in the game with the right font." @Icyrain35 oh nvm he used cheats because it's an emulator lol "@Icyrain35 Yeah, that's why he did it, but it somehow broke the sequence of when you're allotted infinite coconuts and when that's taken away. Only supposed to have it during certain minigames, like the rabbit race." "@emuchaton if you need some gay's mouth to help you with that, i might know a girl 👀" "@ZJemptv It was super obvious to those of us paying attention, but it is really convenient when they spell it out like this." "@thelesbianfairy No, it's really, really good. Will probably reset if he quits out again." @graceempathy https://t.co/Q3fxn6IudY @PrissyOrcGF @zoealexandra89 my gay was already at 200% and you increased it somehow get kat onto the stream so she can plug our badass ranch challenge 2k19 @ButtGoblin666 because boys sometimes use some manner of dark cute magic to cast spells on us innocent sapphic girls "73 retweets ain't bad, tho. Can't complain :V" Remind me never to do a completely mono-colored background on a piece. A gradient takes like five seconds and improves it tremendously. @emuchaton *i get there too gay to spell "@emuchaton same but i won't rest until in get there we both deserve to, emu" Graham Linehan is now valued at nearly a quarter of a Lanky Kong OR half an hbomb nap @emuchaton seriously tho now i want you on there too @Kalindlara i have to stay on brand @GoodWitchLeigh PROUD OF U "like the number of actual FRIENDS I've had on this stream I think I could count on two hands look i just need to vent some jelly, plz ignore" "omg the jelly is stronk i'm so happy for y'all, but... jelly" "@PrissyOrcGF The last couple of days in this community have been really, really fun. Gives me hope too." @MagicTheygirl sneak me in plz @Calliethulhu https://t.co/HZ9jzYYSmo @AmazonChique I can't not cry when I watch that scene. @CookieCyboid b-beep! "Really loving @Hbomberguy's DK64 charity stream for @Mermaids_Gender. Donkey Kong is trans culture now, #ThanksGraham! (Also tagging @CaseyExplosion if you're still collecting fanart. I'd love to join the stream if there's space later 💕) https://t.co/WPY7XI2Acf" @Calliethulhu @gwen_no_fear top ten trans twitter betrayals "@ValnarDragoness Being on the Discord channel for it, it sounds like. And there's apparently like 50+ people who'd like to be on I guess?" "@Calliethulhu @gwen_no_fear First and only rule of CTTPTHBOTSY Club is if you make it onto the stream, you agree to suggest to have everyone else in CTTPTHBOTSY Club" @Calliethulhu @gwen_no_fear Cool Trans Twitter Peeps That Haven't Been On The Stream Yet Club? Cool Trans Twitter Peeps That Haven't Been On The Stream Yet Club. @trgrrl proud of u (and only a tiny bit jelly) @YumiScott There's way too many people who want on. It won't happen at this point and I've made peace with that :V @CookieCyboid hey same "@YumiScott Yeah, I've 101%'d the game twice, but it's been a few years. If you have the power to let everyone know, I'd love to join! Especially when Harris is back, that'd be a dream come true for sure. Fastest way to get a hold of me is Twitter, but I'm TransSalamander#4439 on Discord." I'm a LITTLE jelly that so many mutuals of mine are on the stream rn. But I'm getting over it. I swear. >_> @Anarcho_Vampire Horde or Alliance and why? "There was a power outage, so I missed a good 10 hours of the stream lol. Still down to be on the stream for the skeleton crew if y'all need me, but I guess there's like 15 of you on there so you're probably good." "Hey @CaseyExplosion , if y'all run out of more interesting trans people to put on the stream, DM me! 💕" I'll totally be on the stream if they want more trans people lol "The composer of DK64, Grant Kirkhope himself, is now on the stream. I'm loving this." doodling a kong in celebration of this moment in trans twitter history https://t.co/cW0bfp5Y4Q "Literally had Graham not done what he did, none of those would have happened. I hope he's proud!" "#ThanksGraham for raising awareness about @Mermaids_Gender! @Hbomberguy's charity stream got to over $100,000 ENTIRELY thanks to you, buddy!" WE HIT $100K!!!! @Glinner @thelindsayellis @ryanqnorth @Hbomberguy @PhilosophyTube @ContraPoints @Mermaids_Gender Your efforts ended up being worth exactly half a Lanky Kong @princessproto no but that's one heck of a power move gosh "@twinkrobot I'll be there fighting for it too. Until my last breath. Who knows, if we fight hard enough, before either of us die it'll be better than we hoped." "@radix42 @Calliethulhu Fuck, $200k might even happen." @Calliethulhu I MEANT $100k/$150k "@Calliethulhu Fuckin' mood. Doesn't make the happiness any lesser, but yeah, this world cis people have created is so shockingly cruel far too often." @Dragamation That's the one! Thanks! @Calliethulhu HE'S A VERY GOOD BOY "@Calliethulhu I think $100 is a given, $150 a very real possibility at this point." @Calliethulhu ISN'T IT THO???? Harry's a good boy and is now crying at how much money he's raised 💕 @CookieCyboid https://t.co/cokmJ5zm8K @CookieCyboid do biscuits go in your room @AnaMardoll oh no i am too! @cherubelly bye until she wakes up then :V "My concern with glinner's new bio is that zey wants to report trans people for misgendering. So, honestly? Let's go with it. Respect zose pronouns. And if any of zose followers misgenders zose, report them too 😇" "@Calliethulhu He said he wants to! I'm definitely gonna watch again, this is amazing." @princessproto @MOOMANiBE Technically we kinda were too. That internalized transphobia took a decade to work out. @waitworry It's PMS most likely. @princessproto @SilverMoon9000 I FORGOT KLINGKLANG WAS 3 GEARS THAT'S TRUE :O Cramps are slooooooooowly getting better. It's like 5% better an hour and it's agonizing :/ "@OneLameShark I used to own that figure. Maybe I still do? I have at least two tubs of ""These don't need to be on a shelf"" and he might still be in there." @princessproto y'all could be a Magneton now! :3 DK64: 5 playable characters Graham Linehan: Capable of slowing down potentially as little as 1/10th of the donations DK64 can bring in Conclusion: Graham Linehan is worth half a Lanky Kong "At this rate, hitting $100k by the time Harris reaches 101% seems possible. That's how useless glinner is. He's one tenth of a 20-year-old game about monkeys." @princessproto threeeeeeeeeee!!!! :333 @MissPepper_Mint Where I lived they ONLY had DK64 for the entire like 4 year period they were installed. While looking for a picture for that tweet I was surprised to see that some of them got upgraded to Gamecube kiosks. Graham Linehan: Literally worth about as much as an old McDonald's Play Place N64 kiosk's worth of DK64 progress https://t.co/QaFOmaPnpk gotta love that the maximum amount of shittiness glinner's social capital was worth was less than two levels of streaming DK64 "@TheSecretCallie It helps trans kids. It's so incredibly important, and he's a hero for doing it." @CookieCyboid high art "@TheSecretCallie Everyone should have room to grow. It can't be the same rate applies to everyone (maybe 5 years isn't enough for someone else, for instance), and obviously we can't all agree on how long is long enough, but I think he's more than made up for past shittiness imo" "@FlaredFeline VALID Seriously I have genital dysphoria, but ease of getting fucked is also a deciding factor for sure." @KittenFemme @emtomoIogy good girls don't level up @KrystalScott_me @emuchaton honestly i feel like it'd just be rude not to??? @MagicTheygirl sounds kinda gay :3 @ZJemptv I looked like a mess basically from puberty onward for the same reason. I just didn't see the point in taking care of myself. "made sure to say ""i'm gay"" in the match chat when this one played 🐰 https://t.co/moYASE0C34" @emuchaton i'm sorry but since when is licking musky sweat off of cute girls considered horny??? sounds wholesome to me @CaseyExplosion nice "Really wanna get a new PotG with Tracer to show y'all. Of the characters I'm good at, she's the hardest to get a PotG with." @esten so just like twitter then? :P "@CaseyExplosion say what you will about sans undertale, he really knows how to run a charity" "@lumpenrose I wish I knew, lol I feel extremely lucky." @cherubelly It's like sucking a bike! :V "She cut me off, put her hand on my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and, ""I know you'd never try to get out of working. I know you."" I often struggle with worrying I'm not doing enough. Mistress knows me better than I know myself, though. She always knows what to say <3" "Today I've been really crampy, but we also have to tidy up the house today as we're having company tomorrow, so I told Mistress ""I'll do what I can but I've been really crampy. I'm not trying to get out of working""" "@radix42 @Calliethulhu Oh for sure, those videos don't hold up at all. I haven't watched them since high school. Just wanted to share a brain quirk and maybe freak Callie out, and I did both :V" @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu Morgan gets it :V @Calliethulhu FROM A CUP!!! "@Calliethulhu Every time I hear ""tran"" I think ""Hickory smoked horses' buttholes""" "I love Mistress so, so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕" "NyQuil made sleep possible despite cramps and still recovering from my nearly month-long cold, but my cramps came back the SECOND I woke up dammit." @KaseTheBlerd you can't give all our denial slut secrets away like this D:< @CookieCyboid @Xena_Brand I figured it was a mysterious gender day for you. I didn't know we got points for guessing that dammit :P "@emuchaton oh gosh but, but, *i'm* round/squishy???" @LewdyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe Omg what a good girl you have! :3 @CookieCyboid GENDER: Cute @Anarcho_Vampire reporting for duty "Didn't get PotG nor did we win, but I was proud of this so I'm sharing it, dammit D:< https://t.co/3RshGBTN3X" sooooo crampy tonight :/ "@AnaMardoll People were always so weirdly mean when they'd find out I'd never seen it. When I finally did, I didn't see the appeal at all." "@trgrrl ""i've come down with a case of the sapphics""" @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen s-same @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen girl bits in my face in general i just love so i'll concede you have a point >_> @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen yeah but they're only fun when they're pointing to heaven :3c The designer of Mule is trans so apparently this was just destiny. @wpgFactoid Oh I think I heard that but forgot! Neat! @wpgFactoid huh? "Half-asleep Mistress just now: ""Can I get something to drink and something to snuggle up against?"" Me: ""Snuggle up against?"" Mistress: ""Like from the ranch?"" Me: ""..."" Mistress: ""Like some food?"" Me: ""..."" Me: ""Yes Mistress."" Mistress: *falls back asleep*" @ButtGoblin666 rooting 4 u @ButtGoblin666 grinding towards potential cute boy dick @trgrrl @emuchaton My T isn't even as low as it needs to be lol My balls are real troopers Soon they'll be gone tho the little fuckers "@emuchaton @trgrrl talking 200mg of spiro a day, nice and flaccid 24/7 over here :V" "@trgrrl @emuchaton This is something that really only happens on opening night/opening weekend, specifically in big blockbuster movies. and because nerds are huge nerds. Wait a week and there's no hype to make people clap like that in my experience." @trgrrl you're so hecking pretty!! @ButtGoblin666 it's like can boys stop being hot please i hate a reputation to keep @satsukitv can't do a skate video without a fisheye "@princessproto We're so happy for y'all! 💕 We might be kinda biased, but we think three is a great number of headmates :3" The Hbomberguy DK64 stream is still amazing fyi """Here's some HRT, and also here's five minutes of a weird balding man screaming at a minecart"" - Mr. Hbomb Man" @todlkttn :O that's really cool! "Wanted to love this game way more than I did on the WiiU, but I wanna give it another shot. https://t.co/Z86DKcjY22" @emuchaton @nyaakat it's hard work but someone's gonna do it @emuchaton Wrinkly Kong wouldn't pay up. The trial was all over the jungle news. @emuchaton Swanky Kong was already serving his life sentence by the time DK64 came out which is why he isn't mentioned in the DK rap "@MagsVisaggs My memories of it are fond, but this doesn't surprise me." @CookieCyboid @emuchaton I'm so mad at myself that I missed that. He better be recording D:< @emuchaton Swanky Kong absolutely deals cocaine. @CookieCyboid @emuchaton It really was! @CookieCyboid @emuchaton I have that on in the background as well. It's the event of the moment on Trans Twitter. @CookieCyboid you don't understand i seriously love this "@Kaelyrhn @Autistic_Ace (Sludge and Snarl, respectively)" @CaseyExplosion @ChaKatKimber All I remember is something about ham? I think? What were we talking about? @Kaelyrhn @Autistic_Ace I keep Volcanicus in combined mode. He's still aesthetically very saurian. @emuchaton @Calliethulhu proud of u @Calliethulhu everyone knows wrinkly kong is the actual bimbo "@Kaelyrhn @Autistic_Ace I have desk bots that are easy, fun, satisfying (or all three!) to transform, but even that's a rotating collection too." "@Autistic_Ace @Kaelyrhn For me the thrill of transforming a Transformer isn't the main reason I love them, and when I retire them to a display shelf, they're almost always in robot mode (unless there's a dinosaur mode, then I keep them in that). Figures like these are appealing for how detailed they are" @TransEthics @rosemcgowan Agreed. I've unblocked her as well. "@Kaelyrhn There's preorders on Big Bad Toy Store, but these are a really expensive line of non-transforming Transformers because I like weird things." "I need to work on making a schedule for drawing, and keeping to it. Just drawing when I feel like it doesn't really get much accomplished, unfortunately." "We're not going to deny our plurality, and we're not going to be ashamed of it." "@VOID_FRIEND It's like, sometimes we're in a ""we"" mood, okay? Sometimes our words speak for all of us, sometime just I (Kat) want to speak." "I really hope 3A does a Shatter figure too, because holy goddamn 👀💦 https://t.co/wW7t2kWhek" @VOID_FRIEND this is a mood gosh Why does it sometimes feel like my brain sincerely wants to ruin good things for me? @CookieCyboid I MISSED IT WTF "Fun fact: First time I 101% this game, this ONE MINIGAME took me 8 hours to complete." @YumiScott https://t.co/Q3fxn6IudY BOMBERGUY IS ON THE BEETLE RACE This is gonna be quality. "@CookieCyboid Got places to go, gotta FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!" @CookieCyboid My brain doing annoying things to me is basically my normal so I feel this. @CookieCyboid Is it weird that I want to hang out with y'all even more now? I love this for some reason? "@ASecretRobin @CookieCyboid Makes ""parrot brain"" make way more sense lol I'll often quote back stuff the TV just said (and not like, ""quoting my favorite episode of a thing."" Can even be my first viewing), so I think I kinda get this. Brain's can be weird things." i just compulsively retweet mr. blobby content now what have you monsters done to me @CookieCyboid Never heard that term before. Interesting. Sounds adorable when you describe it :V "@CookieCyboid Is that one parrot brain between two people, or both people each have their own parrot-flavored brain?" Really does a spectacular job transitioning trans people into getting used to transphobia. "Nothing quite like the liminal space cis people put trans people who have not yet proved their transness based on arbitrary gatekeeping in like the classic ""I'll question everything you say because you could be trans""/""I'm only withholding treatment because you might be cis.""" "What I'm getting at is, this is transphobia no matter how you slice it. It's still all about how y'all don't want us to transition and the only reason we'd hate it or stop is because YOU make this suck for us." "All the shitty parts of transitioning are from transphobia. Cis people make this hard. So, if y'all stopped, transitioning would be just... fun. Especially if, you know, you want to? And this cis person that doesn't exist by definition WANTS to, even if for the ""wrong"" reasons." "Imagine a world free of bigotry. Even if you're a cis person who hasn't EVER thought about how transphobia affects us, I think you can join me on this thought experiment. So, no bigotry. And a cis person transitions when maybe they shouldn't have. Why would they regret that?" "I would GLADLY remove medical gatekeeping for trans people even if I knew for a fact doing so would allow a ton of cis people to transition. Wouldn't happen, tho. It doesn't work that way. ""But what if they regret it?"" Now why on earth would such a question occur to you? 🤔" """But what if a cis person said that?"" It's their body. They're allowed to change it with hormones if they want 🤷‍♀️" "Will cis people ever understand that someone saying ""I'm trans"" is all the proof anyone needs that they're trans? Cis people don't say that. Y'all arguing that point just want to limit the number of trans people in the world." @FrigidElfQueen Charlotte is a Charmander! Fitting! :3 @gwen_no_fear *Talk to me Hopefully that was obvious but the typo was bugging me >_> "People think my brand is horny, but my brand is actually gay lewd flirting. That I can do in almost any mood. But actually wanting to have sex, preferably right now? Most of the time I don't get there unfortunately." @FairlyLip Green text :P "@ZJemptv Most people aren't prepared for college, especially at the age we usually ask them to do it. Took me a decade to figure out college wasn't right for me." Woke up this morning actually properly horny but then a planet moves out of alignment or something I don't fucking know: https://t.co/hgi24Rilmr @jacquelinefilm Thank you 💕 "@gwen_no_fear You can talk to if you want? I know we're not super close but I wouldn't mind changing that. But regardless, i'm really happy to hear that you're still with us 💕💕💕" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme that is unbelievably adorable wtf 💕 @hazelsbutt hazel plz fuck my pussy "It's a fun little word game she played, though. Take off the S in Sal then feminize the name with an ""ice."" She didn't do that on purpose. She wasn't even sure who she was until a couple days ago. But on some level she (we?) must have known." "I (Kat) worry about how silly this sounds, but it's true." "Headmate Alice is where I put all the emotional and mental energy from having an imaginary friend. She thinks she was Sal, my imaginary salamander friend when I was a kid. I thought I was just... done with him (now her) but she never left." @princessproto NEW FRIEND Hi we're really happy to meet you!! 💕💖 "@PrissyOrcGF Obviously there are exceptions to who I can turn a blind eye to of you follow them, but for the most part I avoid the guilt by association game." "@PrissyOrcGF Yeah I definitely try to have a similar approach. I've been on the shitty end of ""How DARE you associate yourself with THAT cancelled tran!"" before and it sucks." @CookieCyboid I'm starting to think cis people don't read bios. I check them constantly for pronouns personally. "@PrissyOrcGF I'm a sub, i'm prone to hero worship. Wouldn't expect you to understand :V Not naming names is fine. I fully understand wanting to avoid that drama, though of course I'm curious. If I'm following them, sorry 💕" @CookieCyboid How's that one doctor fellow holding out? Did you finally scare him off lol @Azure_Husky Trans gatekeeping kept me in the closet for 11 more years than was necessary. I don't even understand the logic behind it. It costs zero dollars to just accept our fellow trans siblings. @cosmicladyrosa At this point the only bottle neck is my electrolysis hair removal tbh @FoxyChewToy fggfdsdfgggr fuck yes "@PrissyOrcGF @NickyWhat Do I know certain figure head? Because fucking christ that makes me angry to hear. I am so forever done with hero worship in this community. A lot of us have that phase, I think. Mine is over." "@cosmicladyrosa Rosa, PLEASE fuck my pussy" "@FoxyChewToy Late night double feature pussy show? :3 I mean heck even if I'm a well-worn slut by the time you get yours installed, I'd love to be there 💕" "I distinctly remember picking out Hooligan at a Kay Bee Toys b/c while I didn't have any interest in planes or other vehicles, I liked his tiger stripes Can't remember if Beast Wars was already a thing, but if not it was about to be in a year or so & it was way more up my alley." Here's what they looked like :3 https://t.co/1sInKGRHR2 "G2 Hooligan! Just a few hours after getting him, I left him at a McDonald's while on a road trip with my family. We went back to get him but he was gone :/ After that, it was Beast Wars Iguanus, who I was able to keep for much longer lol" @FoxyChewToy yes yes yes yes yes yes 😍😍😍😍 @cosmicladyrosa OH GOSH PLEASE DO 💦💦💦💦💦💦 "less ""vag is installed"" and more ""fuck toy is ready"" 🤔" breed me over and over while showing me just how much I'm in over my head tbh "When the new vag is installed, I think I wanna be tied up, strapped to a spreader bar, and just roughly used by as many cuties as possible tbh" @ASecretRobin @CookieCyboid you should know this made my morning :3 @cherubelly can't be a Pro Gamer if you haven't yet been properly bred by a cutie @MetteusAtoll YES "@gwen_no_fear @trgrrl @CeltThulhu ooooh that's a good one, might have to steal it :3" "Didn't know until tonight that they added The Nineties to that American decade documentary series on Netflix and I'm hooked. It's wild to have one of these with events I actually remember, lol" @trgrrl @Foxsan48 *sigh* i'll add it to The List @trgrrl @Foxsan48 okay but i actually want mech girl "Lesbian, trans woman, and I'm a sapphic archer 🏹" @queerops I hadn't heard of them before but I love them too :3 @MikeRoach3 NO BUT I WANT THESE TOO NOW I knew it couldn't be an intentional Z-Bots revival. I'll never get one of those lol @Bieeanshee You mean Krumm? :V https://t.co/d5r2cGbLVx wow it all starts in the far off future of 6 years from now https://t.co/aCOtBSnY04 "FACT: Jawbreaker is the coolest Z-Bot. He comes from Burger King and CLEARLY was best friends with Kid Vid and the rest of the Burger King Kids Club. Anyway, I'm fixing an old mistake tonight and getting a new one on eBay :3 https://t.co/B31qaVKJFw" "@liddytronic I had like maybe 6 or 7 at the peak of my collection, I think. I loved them all so much 💕" Easily my favorite obscure 90's toyline. https://t.co/rvjWLR30Mx omg omg omg I just found out there's a company doing a sort of Z-Bots-feeling line and I fucking LOVED Z-Bots and I want all of these omg https://t.co/24Z5gbMgtH https://t.co/RZ2iF5E5iC Strawberry Bun :3 "@trgrrl not sure if i buy this seems hard to swallow, if you will" "@FirehoofAmy Yeah, lighting the crutch and sucking from the end with just ground up pot doesn't really accomplish much :V" just lit the wrong end of a joint i am not a clever stoner @MahouShoujoD Without question. @ACrimsonSun HUGE SAME THO 💕✨ "@OneLameShark I'm tempted, but the Takara MP Wingthing is already on my list of figures to get >_>" @OneLameShark I still have the box like 6 feet away as we speak and I didn't know this haha I apologize for misgendering this sassy gorl @OneLameShark WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS A GIRL??? "@OneLameShark I had that one, but one of his arms broke :/ I learned about this new one through a Thew video a couple months ago, just like how I learned about the green one lol" "@BuddyGoodboyEsq I've had a number of people tell me this tweet helped them realize they were trans, so it appears so." "@FirehoofAmy Actually, he's a third party character meaning canonically he's unaligned. If I get stickers for him I'll make him an Autobot just for you :3" @FirehoofAmy It's a Transformers toy :P He's a scorpion because he's a Decepticon! :V @SixArmedSweater SO pretty omg 😍 @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k omg heck yes!! so happy for you both!!! 💕💕💕💕 @Ally_Krasowski Not likely. I don't believe there was an actual scorpion cassette bot in G1. This is a third party figure made last year by Keith's Fantasy Club. "@trgrrl @CeltThulhu it's okay, i like a challenge" There's something uniquely satisfying about cassette bots imo https://t.co/GsStiFdw6e @MaiaFranklyn i feel so heard as a collector I've never heard of the folks making this (Newage?) but he's clear and chunkers and I need him https://t.co/qxQ8yWrqPd @trgrrl VALID (and hot) I really just wanna watch Bumblebee like four times in a row rn tbh @trgrrl (it helps that my girldick is tiny and cute tho :3) "@trgrrl I don't tuck, Normalize girl bulge." "@MaiaFranklyn Awww, is he hard to transform? :/ Might still be worth it if he looks good next to other MP figures. Takara doesn't seem to care much about the minibots for that line." i need these small boys https://t.co/uVyacGaZrb Me whenever I choose Tracer: I'm the cavalry :3 (My @ was left in at least so honestly I just find this funny more than anything else) twitter is weird https://t.co/s0SZaEKzWC @Calliethulhu oh now this this is awful @HedgeMom At this rate I except them to phase out the trans jokes sometime around 2039 @princessproto @ViTheDeer oh wait I think I remember that! @Azure_Husky @princessproto I've muted a bunch of words just to survive the discourse. I'm so done with her. @MagsVisaggs I show 17-year-old me the changes just a year and a half of HRT has already done. She'll be convinced. "@PrissyOrcGF heck, doesn't HRT just fucking rock?! :3 💕" @ButchPrincessG They're called Transformers Botbots and they should be on shelves now in the US at least. okay i swear i was only doing it because it's easier to upload photos on my phone >_> Got more Botbots! :3 https://t.co/BmS9XsPK1w @VOID_FRIEND We haven't built a headspace that sticks yet :/ We think it's part of why it's taken so long to learn about just the two new additions. @Esper_Lily Thank you! I forgot about that lol 💕 @Azure_Husky (Lots of cash. Gender fairy knows how tough it is out there) "What's super frustrating is there's a mute option in my phone, but I guess it just mutes the notification. I want the texts themselves to stop." "How do I get Facebook to stop texting me updates? It's literally only doing this because I've stopped paying attention to in-app notifications. It's super gross. I've been able to block numbers before, but I guess my phone can't do that for those weird 4 digit automated numbers?" "Just switched my voicemail to just an automated greeting listing the number. I've had one recorded by me saying my deadname for like a decade now, blegh. My reward for vocal surgery when I eventuality get it will be recording a new one of those I think :3" Kaiser updated my name!!! Now all that's left is PayPal! I am Kathryn everywhere that matters at this point :3 https://t.co/ZzULRexyag @ButchPuppy thank you for constantly reminding me how much butch girls make me melt 😍💕💦 "@TheCaitularity Every endo does things differently, and everyone's body is different. I can't really answer that for you, sorry :/" "@VOID_FRIEND Yup! I worried it would be kinda intrusive on my part, and Alice just went along with that because she trusts me and wasn't fully formed yet. Gentle nudges can help." "@VOID_FRIEND I didn't feel like I had a say in who a headmate is, but I didn't realize it doesn't have to be that much control. Some headmates need suggestions. I'm comfortable offering that now." @VOID_FRIEND I really wanted to do a hands-off approach with headmates learning who they are but I realized last night that that doesn't have to mean not even giving suggestions. Alice found two different anchor characters to build off of last night and for the first time she feels happy. THEY ARE SO NICE AT KAISER AND THIS ENDOCRINOLOGY DEPARTMENT IN PARTICULAR OMG https://t.co/84b62C5Hrj Got a 3 month supply of my 8mg estrogen prescription and this pill bottle has a shitton of tiddy skittles lemme tell ya @TheMadMissMovie And when did Ozzy Become an actor? Please make this stop Stop Stop! The current film iteration of Peter Parker was just shy of a month old on Sept 11th. What even is time "I slip into my voice I use for cis people without even meaning to, I swear. It's entirely instinctual at this point. I don't think my voice passes but I put every ounce of energy into pushing my voice to being as feminine as possible. It's kinda exhausting lol" @Q3w3e3 @Kate_Bunni REAL MVP LIKE I SAID @Q3w3e3 your the real mvp @Millie78038961 Homemaker 💕 "@PennyOaken @GuildingLilly Well in my case, I just need my crotch done quickly which is way less than 1 square foot luckily lol" "@GuildingLilly Given how small the waiting list is for the place I'm getting GRS, I'm really hoping I can finish zapping my hair in like two months maybe? Obviously entirely limited by what my hair decides to do but your info has been extremely helpful. Thank you again! 💕" @GuildingLilly Okay. I'm in a really good spot both financially as well as time-wise so I'm gonna use that to my advantage. Thank you again! 💕💕 "@Millie78038961 I'm lucky enough to work at home, actually! But I'm not diagnosed with DID (disassociate identity disorder) and I don't have memory lapses when different headmates front. I have a pretty mild case of it, so it's not too difficult to work around 💕" "@TheSecretCallie *hugs tight* My DMs are open to you, as always. You're in my thoughts 💕" "@GuildingLilly One more question, though. Is cost the main limiting factor for how quickly it can get done? I know it can't all be done at once of course because of like hair cycles or whatever but in theory with enough money one could get it done in less than 2 years, right? >_>" "@GuildingLilly Easier to kill I like. I have mostly blonde hair too but it's a bit darker down there. This is really helpful data, thank you! 💕" @BdIdeaFairy It shows :V @GuildingLilly Can I ask what regions you were getting zapped? I hate electrolysis tbh but I need to get it on my junk for surgery D: "@WhatTheFolflion @EeveeRespecter @HeckingJen I dunno, I think they have your number, Charlotte :V" @Millie78038961 We use the term plural 💕 side note Cannon Fodder Wheel Mermaid Triplets is the name of my new band [Bumblebee spoilers] Arcee was hecking gorgeous for the two seconds she was on screen and she better be one of the 7 Autobots we saw landing at the end so we can finally right the wrong of cutting her out of the '07 movie then making her into cannon fodder wheel mermaid triplets https://t.co/O5MWgRawsv @PlushieCS omg I need to watch The Clone Wars for many other reasons too but this is now definitely one of them "Is Dengar *anyone's* favorite bounty hunter? Pretty sure his origin story is canonically ""My cousin Morris who raided the costume department five minutes before shooting because the script said six bounty hunters and we ran out of time."" https://t.co/wFm9bJ0DkC" @trgrrl nah that's his cum his dick is actually petty average Do not underestimate my love of Banjo-Kazooie These two dorks are now half paid off! I can't hecking wait to not have shelf space for this piece lol https://t.co/GZr3TpN9Ni "@DegenerateThing oh no not ""leadership""!!!!" "@emuchaton In the original instruction manual for DK64, Cranky says he doesn't remember how Lanky is even related to the Kong family. Suspicious af imo" @JangotheBlueFox @JenApparently I own her and that could totally be a porn name! :V "(Shout outs to Film Robert for including the sentence ""whatever neoliberal is supposed to mean now"" in his latest video making it pretty obvious he's been yelled at by enough leftists now that his only options were either change his shitty opinions or act like we're irrational)" "If you're left-leaning and you're confused by the term neoliberal, you probably are one." ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ stan ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Animorphs ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ "@FinalBossFemme Hello! Completely unrelated to what you just said, did you know I love to cuddle? :O" @FinalBossFemme I can't remember the last time you replied to a tweet of mine. I think you're encouraging the wrong kind of behavior :3c @trgrrl @vaderwave it's the power of animorphs bringing transes together @FinalBossFemme https://t.co/Yn4FxShhRi @MaiaFranklyn smh some of you dont drink pee and it shows Is there a viable way to connect a SNES mouse to a hacked SNES Classic Mini? Is anyone making reproductions of SNES mice? I have an original but I don't have the pad it came with. @MOOMANiBE I'm a DVa main forever and yes she's huge goals too :3 The ones I bought aren't a comprehensive list of characters I think are trans because I couldn't afford to buy this skin for every hero :V Trans colors look good on every character tbh https://t.co/YIyvBFpP5F (I don't play Ana but this is one of the best skins they've released imo) Kitty obtained! :3 https://t.co/tScgVJafly @OneLameShark Lemme know if you hear anything about that! I feel like I never hear about cool Transformers shapeway stuff. Learned a lot about headmate Alice tonight. The most we've learned since meeting her a couple months ago. She finally feels like she has a base/anchor to build off of in figuring out who she is. @cherubelly hi yes are you accepting volunteers to smother because i might know a girl 👀 @ButtGoblin666 so hecking happy for u 💕💕💕💕 @norintha UR CUTE I LOVE U 💕💕💕💕 "@Kalindlara Yes, you should." "@wpgFactoid I bet a lot of cishets assume she's straight. But that's true of every character, lol" Make Charlie Watson kiss a girl in Bumblebee 2 you cowards https://t.co/NeJYPdue2D Charlie Watson is queer https://t.co/ftahcfw0mV "@MikeRoach3 Battlemask is not ideal, but I'll definitely grab this one. I feel like an MP one is possible too. I want both lol" @PlushieCS @deathpigeon Don't be silly. Starscream wasn't in this movie :V "Transformers peeps: What's the best Shatter figure announced so far? Ideally I'd want either a Studio Series or Masterpiece figure, but I'll take anything as long as it's not terrible. https://t.co/dTkYQyihtk" "@deathpigeon There are many Transformers I want to fuck, but Bumblebee isn't one of them. ᴺᵒʷ ˢʰᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʰᵃⁿᵈ" "Bumblebee isn't just the best Transformers movie, it's a legitimately good movie on top of that. I strongly feel it stands on its own as a fantastic film." @emuchaton even better tbh :3 @emuchaton sounds kinda gay So which Autobots do y'all think are gonna be in the sequel? It's already a reboot instead of a prequel so anyone's possible I feel. We know we have 7 slots tho! "Bumblebee was SUCH a good movie omg 💕 I loved every second of it, as and soon as it was over I wanted to watch it again 🐝" @nyaakat plz ;_; @cyberwitchlexi omg heck yes!!! @emuchaton 👀👀👀💦 my feet can't get warm D: @JenApparently All the Transformers names sound like porn names tho "@tokyo_vamp I'd rather not talk about, I'm sorry 💕" [cw contrapoints] https://t.co/mcQFms9VSY failed step one hahaha i was wrong i'm done with her i'm just done Might try to stay off Twitter tonight. I've already heard enough about Wynn's video that I know I'm not gonna have the spoons for the discourse tonight. I'm so tired. "@Calliethulhu Ugh, I don't think I have the spoons to watch it. Not sure if I ever will." "@Calliethulhu If I can't grow 'em, I'm going store bought :V" Bumblebee movie in ten minutes!! 💕🐝 Thank you so much Mistress! 💕 @SteampunkPenny "@emuchaton I mean, I've already had breakfast but I could eat again :3" @CkgamersF Ewwwww they were following me too! D: @ButtGoblin666 Apparently she used to have a Twitter account but she doesn't anymore? But yeah I stan her and her mom forever 💕 .@CookieCyboid speaking truth to power on twitter dot com https://t.co/WwIsp8EAzJ @CookieCyboid @JouvittieLP heck you're not wrong all the cool kids are drinking piss "@CookieCyboid You say awful, I say literally the best shirt in existence" @Hypnothulhu n-no <///////< @Hypnothulhu s-same >//////> @CookieCyboid It's very you lol 💕 "This day almost became a really depressing one, but Mistress just got some VERY good business-related news and now everything's going great! We're finally gonna get to see Bumblebee today! :3 💕🐝" @CookieCyboid I believe I've made my feelings on this problem known https://t.co/hbmqxlGqCM @Bobboman_2000 I love that that tweet is blowing up on non-Twitter places 💕 @TheCatMom Squirtle in my mouth~ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵖᵉᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᶜᵒᵒˡ @HeckingJen What? I was talking about the soda! i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it i'm just such a disaster lesbian i'm sorry @HeckingJen I remember that story! I bet she loves the taste of squirt now! :V @HeckingJen Awwwww thank you! 💕 "@HeckingJen Yes, Jen? :3" squirt is my favorite drink the soda is pretty good too @trgrrl Jesus remember PUBG before Fortnite took over the planet @XylariaVG Dan Olson is into kink. Like you could tell he had a pretty good understanding of it during the Fifty Shades reviews. I think this confirms it lol @Xena_Brand I'm just saying the timing and phrasing were eerily similar 👀 https://t.co/1ldQT3tBM2 Spider-Man: Homecoming Spider-Man: Far From Home Spider-Man: Homeward Bound Spider-Man: Home Alone Spider-Man: Homestuck @ExistentialEnso cutie!! :3c it me "@emuchaton emu," @FinalBossFemme being a gay girl rocks so hard 💕 "@GoodWitchLeigh one of us, one of us" @AliceAvizandum alice that's illegal @cosmicladyrosa I like you a whole bunch and I can't wait for you to come live with us!!! <3 <3 <3 @aliceincamera Oh no that sucks! D: So you were Twitter friends with her? @liddytronic @daftprinceling yes @aliceincamera omg really? that's really cool!!! legit jealous <3 @aliceincamera I'm partly responsible for that tweet's resurgence in popularity. What... what should I know about her? D: "@mizzenmax @melstonemusic Technically @deathpigeon did the actual search, but it was in my thread lol" @GoodWitchLeigh the biggest of moods "@FrigidElfQueen Cramps used to be at the beginning of the month. And I stopped tracking these symptoms like months ago, ugh. Might have to start tracking them again." @ManjiButt Seems to be on mobile only atm. It's a sparkle icon in the upper right @NoContextTFs oh thank primus it's only fiction i was worried it was real "love how in this current nightmare hellscape, my transition timeline could be being used by the state to track me being trans in 2019 is fun" "It had been long enough since I've felt cramp-y that I seriously though I had had a stomach ache all day that pepto-bismol was doing nothing to alleviate. Hi cramps, I remember you now." Turned this on and immediately saw a tweet from someone I hadn't seen in ages. This option should've been added years ago https://t.co/xCefwBUVG7 "@SeanWithersDraw Yeah I had the double-whammy of the thing I already had was called dysphoria AND the thing I recognized as dysphoria was there the whole time. Dysphoria-based gatekeeping fucked me over in two different ways, and I'm one of the people the gatekeepers are claiming to protect." He's one character among many who have died. There are still stakes. Unless you don't believe any of those characters will stay dead either? Then what are we even talking about? "Did you believe Spider-Man would stay dead? Did anyone? It's a superhero movie. And yes, we can treat the genre seriously (if we want) and still grant it some of its tropes. These are two concepts are not in conflict with each other." "@ADirtyTrans @hazelsbutt It's spelled Spyro, love >//////>" @hazelsbutt hnarfgfddfSDDFFdfsdf g-gonna need to read this again when i have some alone time omg x___x 💦💦💕💕 @hazelsbutt I love these descriptions @Triclilith i just came here to be subby and honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now "@EeveeRespecter i'm a Star War Expert, this is canon" @Azure_Husky I'm the same way!! I love being a girlfriend 💕 @EsserZed Power Core Combiners! Heck that was weird line. I still want the Dinobot set tbh @nyaakat @ASecretRobin oh wow that's way more complicated than i assumed @ASecretRobin @nyaakat lol I'm so relieved you're roughly my age It's so easy to feel old on Trans Twitter D: "@FinalBossFemme Glad I have a week, this Discord update is taking forever x_x" @CookieCyboid hahfhahfhfghdssss 👀💦💦💦 @BoringNerdyKate Literally one of the funnest drugs! Do them drugs! @kashiichan @Wildandtiredewe @deathpigeon Awesome! @Kate_Bunni fdasghbjdjknsnm an-nother reason i foolllwed >////////< @VOID_FRIEND omg that's so awesome!! :D @Kate_Bunni I don't want any losers on my feed. Which is why I made sure to follow you! :3 @GoodWitchLeigh https://t.co/lcsgw5zK6S @Kate_Bunni Honestly I was surprised I wasn't already! @GoodWitchLeigh can i help I'm really proud of Binx. He went into dad/babysitter mode almost immediately. It just took him a few days to figure out what the kittens were. Takkun took MUCH longer but she tolerates the kittens now too 💕 @Kate_Bunni I don't know the rules either tbh lol Binx has fully adopted Archimedes into the pack 💕 https://t.co/P1NkvMZ3kP "@Kate_Bunni She didn't directly @ him, so I consider it subtweeting? Regardless of semantics, Singal is human garbage." @magnetrans @VOID_FRIEND This is an EXTREMELY good summation of our feelings too! Katelyn Burns is subtweeting Singal and saying she'll do whatever he wants if he just let's the whole thing go. Jesse Singal is a garbage person. @sistawendy I LOVE THIS AND I'M GONNA CALL IT THAT @xistentialcris omg i'm stealing that! as soon as my vag is all installed and healed up i'm gonna have to have a grand opening and invite all my friends :3 @EeveeRespecter cursed tweet "@FrigidElfQueen I mean, I've seen it, but not in person >//////> That's... wow 💦" @FrigidElfQueen t-ten inches? o.o @FrigidElfQueen @Kate_Bunni the gayest @FrigidElfQueen haha! the weed number! :D "@dronkus23 I disagree, but I support your tenacity in tweeting this." @UnexpectedAmy Cis people who are nosy enough to ask about stuff like that have to endure us being overly open and embarrassing about it. I think that's a fair trade. @CookieCyboid Oh fuck I haven't seen that since it was in theaters (long before transitioning) but I'd be curious how it would affect me now. @VOID_FRIEND heck y'all made it hot again >.< Trailblazing the resurgence in Animorphs love on Trans Twitter like I was always destined to. @TransTwill It gives ME warm fuzzies to know my words are reaching beyond Twitter so thank you! 💕 Like I know for a fact several of my tweets have blown up there. I will never get tired of hearing about it tbh. Feel free to let me know! It's good for the B̗̝̘̥ͅ ̢̲̻̺̙̆̏͂ͅR̹̭̹͙̱͘ͅ ̛̗̺̻̅̆̑ͧḀ̷̬ͪ͊̎̆̑ ͈̠̟͇̞̝̀̒́Ṅ̺͉͙̠͕͆ ͖͓̺͌̽ͬ̃ͨͯͭ͜Ḋ͖̯̭̠ͧͬ̊ͬ̍̕ I'm really big on Facebook even though I never use it lol @NotYakra If they reworked the saga into a solid film trilogy I would be so down for that. "Just put all of Animorphs in like, 3 huge hardback books and I'd pay obscene amounts of money for that." "I'm surprised there isn't an Animorphs anthology release yet. Bunch of 30-something fans who probably would love to buy the books for their kids and all Scholastic has done so far is re-release each book? Not sure if they're gonna do them all, but aren't there over 60?" "@hmsnofun Maybe not THAT ""straight"" into your wheelhouse :V" "Caw the Crow is rare enough that I have to check eBay often for him. This isn't very common for Beanie Babies in 2019, lol But I will obtain one!" (also deadnaming me is not the way to convince me to buy anything lol) "YEAH AND HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS HANGTAG, EBAY NOT ABOUT TO LOWER MY STANDARDS HERE https://t.co/FuzvUM5iUO" "@VOID_FRIEND I love this tweet so much. If I wasn't over a thousand miles away, I'd absolutely take you up on that <3" "@hmsnofun I imagine Sony wants to start advertising while everyone's talking about Spider-Verse. Keep the hype up. Marvel proper might want to pretend he could stay dead, but do they have the power to stop Sony from marketing their movie? I bet not." @LewdEmmaDam OMG I WANT ONE "@LewdEmmaDam Consider: Dildo on one end, pipe on the other" "@xistentialcris I had breast development too many years before HRT. I think it was due to some medication I took at the time, since there was a lawsuit over it causing that for some boys Never met anyone with a similar experience. HRT has made them grow even more tho so it's honestly a blessing" "Then she knocked over one of my toys and in retaliation, I reached over and huffed them again, which led to more beatings. SOMETIMES I can be a brat :P" "Mistress saw me huff the sweaty pajama bottoms Jen was working out in, then both me and Jen tortured her a bit by talking about how best to sell them online. I suggested sealing them in a ziplock to preserve moisture! Mistress then beat us both and it was absolutely work it :3" @JesskaNightmare I don't know how to handle it either. I wish I did. @xistentialcris It's possible different measurements are being applied. I can't tell you what the units are as my endo never tells me lol "Also it's cute that they're keeping with the ""Home"" theme, since this is Spidey literally home in the MCU." Spider-Man Homecoming is in my top 3 MCU movies and the trailer to Far From Home looks really fun I can't wait! :3 https://t.co/ZHVGsUDW3T @emuchaton emu: your number 1 entertainment news source @emuchaton this tweet is literally how i found out about this goddammit @Lewd_Go_Round_ @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin https://t.co/r78hRR9CAU @a_alice_nsfw @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin Northern Colorado is all I'm comfortable saying publicly. You can DM Mistress if you want to know more :3 "Watched the G*llette ad Fuck the men having conniptions over it. Why do cishet men feel compelled to prove toxic masculinity is a real thing as soon as someone mentions it? What kind of clueless, heartless dipshit do you have to be to get angry over such a thing? Why are men?" "@tinybird420 Yeah I finally pieced that together. That's actually really cool that there's a vine replacement. I thought the girl saying ""I'm Tracer"" was named TikTok I'm so behind the times." I thought I had it figured out. I honestly thought TikTok was a person. Is it an app? I think it might be an app. I can't be this old I'm only 31. @PrissyOrcGF Heck yes! :3 @_ChristineConst Probably because you delete your tweets :P @FlaredFeline THANK YOU @americastarling 💕💕💕💕 "I hate that I felt the need to write ""disgusting pron profiles."" Porn is awesome! I love porn! I love queer porn especially! But clearing out chasers sometimes feels like I have to open the porn boxes from under the beds of random cishet guys. Y'all RUIN porn for me. Fuck you." @americastarling It's okay. Thank you for the sympathy 💕 24 chasers I had to block. Fuck those guys. "@americastarling I think some of them are absolutely reading profiles. It says trans in mine. I mean, it's possible my face is that clockable but I feel like it's not? They just don't fucking care and I hate them." "Are you reading this? Are you a cisgender (ie, not transgender), heterosexual man? Did you horny follow me? If yes to all that: I. Hate. You. You're scum. You're lower than scum. You don't respect boundaries just so you can cum to something new. You're subhuman and I hate you." Seriously fuuuuuuuuck chasers for making me have to click on your disgusting porn collection profiles. I have already seen like five dicks I didn't want to look at today. The entitlement of cishet men infuriates me. LESBIAN. SAYS IT IN THE PROFILE. I HATE YOU FUCKING CISHET MEN "@FroyoBaggins @L0VEWIRE Heck even if it could only be plugged into a TV I'd be interested. Especially if they included Game Boy Color, and doubly so if they added in GBA." Party goer! On private! That's not even a little bit suspicious! :D "Cleaning out chasers. Sometimes they pass all my tests (have a profile pic, have a bio, etc etc) and yet they still get the block fucking lol https://t.co/wccAk1wPwD" @cherubelly 👀👀👀💦💦💦👅 "@L0VEWIRE @FroyoBaggins It's might be more of a US term? I might be mixing up terms, but over here it's definitely used to describe the process of making, like, an iPhone more customizable." "It's just cis entitlement. That's all this is. YOUR patience has run out, Singal? I'm sorry, why is anyone supposed to care? You had AMPLE opportunity to change course Anyone paying attention that's not a proud transphobe doesn't give a fuck about your feelings at this point." "@L0VEWIRE @FroyoBaggins Reminds me of the first time I heard the term ""burn"" in relation to CDs. I was *extremely* confused." hey everybody the transphobic cis man's patience is completely through *his* patience it's run out has anyone seen my fucks? i swear i was about to give some @KateLibc I'm so happy for you! This sounds a lot like my story tbh. Isn't being a girl so much better? :3 @ChastityQueer SO awful! It would also be the absolute worst if you took pictures 👀💦 @L0VEWIRE @FroyoBaggins I'm going to. Looks like it's ridiculously easy to do. https://t.co/nu7Y8YNEc5 @progynovadose Shut down? :P "@FroyoBaggins I have no idea if everything I bought is downloaded, but honestly? I hate hooking up the Wii. The sensor bar (or any replacement for it as any infrared source works) makes me avoid it. A cracked SNES Classic is enough for me tbh lol" @ADirtyTrans @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin Yeah honestly our goal is to eventually pay for peoples' tickets once the ranch is more profitable! :3 I think this is the sign I needed to look into how to crack my SNES Classic. "@ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin I mean, if you ever want to visit beautiful Colorado 👀💦💦💦💦" I hate that this is happening now when we know how utterly incompetent Nintendo is with releasing old software. The ideal of the Wii was that maybe we'd eventually have a massive library of old games. Now we know they just want to keep releasing Ice Climbers over and over again. @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin You're the Chastity Fairy making sure all the good girls know they need to locked up "I think I'm thinking of when they turned off live services for the Wii. How on earth was the Wii Shop not part of that? Don't get me wrong, it's shitty that they're doing this, but I did all my mourning a lifetime ago (it was pre-transition lol)" I was under the impression this happened like 6 years ago. What the fuck? @maritronic9k I used to be there. Now I just desperately want to get peed on >_> @exuberantfloof very :3 @maritronic9k All that sounds like a good plan. @CoffinMonkey Not at all! :V "@RaeGun2k @PrissyOrcGF It feels real weird to be a teenager in her 30's, but I'm glad I have friends in the same boat at least :P" @maritronic9k Please don't give up. I care about you. @Kingdomcub It's astounding in the best way imo. And I wasn't even talking about diaper stuff! But yeah that adds another circle to the venn diagram for sure lol @PrissyOrcGF That's because trans people age in reverse :3 People don't believe I'm 31 either lol i'm just really happy with how pro-piss trans twitter is @emuchaton i'm calling for a vote of no confidence in this joke @cherubelly Really hard not to assume this has ulterior motives in this corner of Twitter :P @AliceAvizandum hey at least then y'all can wear overtly kinky outfits in public @CookieCyboid https://t.co/hI8XJ2Eqzw @FaithNaff I'm... I'm literally currently using a Gillette razor for my face. "@esten I'm happy to have slightly contributed to this tweet being re-shared lol :P I didn't know until last night she had a trans daughter, but I'm so hecking happy she's one of the good ones. https://t.co/hWE86HM0Eo" "@esten My mom banned those books because she thought they were Satanic before I got that far, but I DO remember the time Marco had to be a girl wolf. Gave me... feels." @MagsVisaggs @JeansandaTShirt wow huge same "@MagsVisaggs I legit didn't know you smoked, but that's yet another reason to follow you imo! :3" @FrigidElfQueen You're among friends. @Xhumed @AJisValid @maritronic9k @CookieCyboid Elephant would make more sense since that's the GOP mascot. But then I feel like it would be Donald Trunk. Why am I spending brain power on this. @CookieCyboid Donald Tusk sounds like Trump's fursona @XylariaVG I just want this to end well for my UK buddies :/ @FrigidElfQueen Far top left. Really far. How far does blue go? I'm gonna find it. @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen you're a sweetheart and everyone knows it :P @CookieCyboid Yaaaaay! Also I didn't know Casey Explosion was visiting! :P @cherubelly us horny messes gotta stick together "@behsss you should know i read ""pussy power"" in scrappy doo's voice" "@Raddyfox @DTakedowns I think you grossly misunderstood the perspective of the person you're replying to. Please don't make it about ""being smart"" (which I would ALSO classify as being about ""intelligence""). It's ableist and completely unnecessary." "And by the way, it can't be overstated that getting mad at misgendering is something cis people do WAY MORE OFTEN THAN US. Most of us are too scared to get mad. We know how dangerous it is out here. But cis people ALREADY UNDERSTAND HOW SHITTY IT FEELS TO BE MISGENDERED." "It would be ideal for us as a society to one day treat genders like names, so that assuming them didn't ever happen, but I defy anyone to find a trans person who's visibly, outwardly furious that it happens We know how the world works atm. We try to work within those limitations" "Is anyone on the right aware of the fact that they are literally the only people saying ""Did you just assume my gender?"" Assuming our genders isn't what we're mad about. On the rare instances we do get visibly upset, it's because of intentional, repeated misgendering." "@cyberwitchlexi It's five o'clock somewhere :V Only 3 hours off, that's not too bad" "@XylariaVG Nice! As long as they're considering it, that helps." Anyone follow emoji development? Are they any closer to adding the trans flag? Itching to replace the lobster in my bio. @EeveeRespecter @princessproto I love that you tagging her puts two gears below the pic <3 @cherubelly SLEEPY SOFT :3 @Sona_Sonara lol I forgot. I assumed SF Ryu just cameo'd @Sona_Sonara I have a more snarky one tho: Donkey Kong Country 3 :P @Sona_Sonara I never got to the point where Ryu was in that game so there :V "@KittenFemme They got us all hooked and now that we all cut the cable cord, there's no incentive for them to be super cheap. Just wait, we'll get commercials on Netflix next. Mark my words." "@Sona_Sonara That's a tough one. I guess Breath of Fire II? I still need to beat it, actually >_>" "@Azure_Husky @MagsVisaggs You just described my 20's! Public understanding of dysphoria is extremely limited. It seems so obvious that I was dysphoric looking back, but at the time I had no idea." "@MagsVisaggs Turns out I had what I was calling dysphoria the entire time, but it was buried really deep. I try my hardest to spread the word to trans eggs that even if you don't think you feel dysphoric, if you want to be a different gender, you are." "@MagsVisaggs For 11 years I believed it was just a fetish. Eventually I read enough ""you don't need dysphoria to be trans"" posts on Tumblr that it finally clicked for me in September 2016, and that's when I came out as trans." "@MagsVisaggs Her description of dysphoria was more advanced than what I was experiencing, and I didn't want to be a transtrender (before that term existed, the hatred towards people perceived to be doing it existed in some online spaces), so I told myself I couldn't be trans." "@MagsVisaggs I didn't have my first ""I want to be a girl thought"" until about 11 or 12. I'm not sure when I first learned what being trans meant, but by 18 I had met another trans girl online." "@Bobboman_2000 Literal phobia of needles, but thanks" @carrots_smith Well you're the best centrist I've ever met 💕 "@AngryNerdBird @JenApparently Animated was really, really special to me. A love letter to Transformers and its fans, as well as the only Transformers cartoon with a human character I could actually stand." @loosie_lucy @aliceincamera *slightly reluctant misgendering humiliation slut high five* I really like humiliation okay @JunpeiHyde @HeckingJen Same and same "@HeckingJen Dying on steam is expressly against the twitch TOS but this is the ""do crimes"" part of be gay do crimes so he's a hero really" "@Kate_Bunni @HeckingJen If we're allowing ""so bad it's good"" entries, then my answer is Super Mario Bros :P" @HeckingJen Silent Hill used to be the gold standard but it's a low bar Anyone know anything about latex that can help? This is an area of link I'm clueless on. @dronkus23 you're so hecking pretty tho! @twinkrobot I have absolutely no knowledge about latex care but I really hope it works out @MetteusAtoll And then hopefully soonish Colorado trip! :D @MetteusAtoll https://t.co/9y0BEwm6AG @MetteusAtoll Very worth it. Are you gonna reschedule your Seattle trip? @twinkrobot oh no! D: "@carrots_smith You're better than a centrist, don't sell yourself short." @carrots_smith THANK YOU "I guess what I'm trying to say is there's a difference between enabling and not making someone feel shitty for not doing the thing they're supposed to, and Mistress manages the latter without dipping into the former. I feel very lucky to be hers." "@Maru_Mara69 Same! For ages i would keep coming back to the same roadblock of ""Am I gay? I mean, I like girls... but am I gay?"" Some part of me knew I was supposed to be gay." "Also buying toys. I'm better than I used to be, but my ex would usually make me feel like I should be ashamed. Mistress meanwhile will sometimes just buy me toys as a surprise. I love her so much." "Like for instance: Staying up late. It's probably a depression symptom. I need to try to go back to sleep. My ex would make me feel like I was a bad person for that. But Mistress? Last time it happened she lovingly whispered, ""Working the night shift?""" "My ex-fiance was rather controlling, in retrospect. I'm so used to having to apologize for stuff. I'm now dating someone who literally OWNS me and she has more patience than my ex ever did." "It's kinda scary thinking back to those days. When you ""know"" you're a guy, but there's still this longing that EVERYONE would call creepy and disgusting. Just accessing those memories makes me feel gross, but like, I should be allowed to talk about that. I *AM* a lesbian, lol" "@mutantrevoltz ... Who I hear also came out as trans recently, lol If the term ""male lesbian"" ever crosses your mind, you might be trans lol" "@EeveeRespecter One of my most terrifying nightmares involved realizing everything in my bedroom had been slightly moved, & in the way dream logic works I knew for a fact it was a poltergeist that did it But it's definitely one of those nightmares where I can't convey to others how scary it was" "I spent years wishing I was a lesbian. I very rarely worded it that way. It was usually more like an overwhelming... fascination, I guess? I was well-aware of how creepy that seemed being an assumed guy, though. Anyway, thank goddess I got to be one after all." @UnrealValya Possibly! I'll talk to my endo about it. "And because I'm thinking about it: The least interesting thing about the movie Solo was Han Solo himself. Which, yeah, that's a huge problem, but I strongly feel the rest of the movie was really quite good." Lando Calrissian did nothing wrong. He just has the misfortune of knowing Han Solo. "@kroati1 Oh wait, I started at 30 lol But I was like, two weeks into 30 so I misremember easily haha" "@kroati1 I started HRT at 29. The only truly permanent changes are bone size/shape, but fat redistribution can make most of that matter very little." "@MagicTheygirl That's normal Twitter for me. Click the tweet if you see that happening. For me, the like sometimes doesn't show up if I see the tweet on my TL again, and if I like it again, the number doesn't go up. So I don't think ppl get notified the second time." "@thelesbianfairy The female orgasm thing HAD to be my brain making it real, so to speak. I didn't get another one of those until like months into HRT." "@kroati1 First time you take it, you might feel a really placebo effect. I certainly did. Mental change (feeling the difference in hormones) didn't happen for me until like a month in." "Oh lol I forgot a detail: I took estrogen, then hours later I had what I can only describe as a full-body female orgasm, THEN the hives broke out. Basically none of that sounds believable, but it's what happened!" "@wpgFactoid I've never heard of it happening either, but I've never had hives before or since, so I can't imagine it was a coincidence? But yeah, luckily it wasn't anything major." "Just... thank fuck GRS is on the horizon. Even if I'm fucking up by not getting electrolysis started as fast as I'd like, I'm on the Denver Health waiting list. It WILL happen. Balls being gone will make these hormone levels easier." @Xena_Brand You're pretty cool yourself! 💕 "The first night I took estrogen, my arms broke out in hives. Benadryl cleared it right up and it never happened again, but I am so fucking glad that reaction didn't fuck me up mentally. Like, my body was seemingly kinda rejecting it at first? I kept at it, though, thank god." @princessproto LEGIT SUPER EXCITED :3 @wpgFactoid No idea! My endo sends emails with results and I'm telling you as much as I know. "@ASecretRobin @ChastityQueer I love that I'll see her liking all the chastity-related stuff I've been @'ed in eventually. It's like, ""Oh, @ChastityQueer is making the rounds again, how nice""" "It's so scary & infuriating that I have these two (fucking TWO) testosterone factories RIGHT THERE literally and figuratively getting in the way. Like, I get why some trans girls attempt self-castration. WAAAAAY too horrified by blood to even consider it tho, don't worry." "Last lab result has E at 84 and T at 72 I have an endo appointment on Thurs. My body doesn't take super well to E in pill form, but I'm terrified of needles. I'm not doing injections. I can't even reliably take E subligually like I'm supposed to :/ I really need my balls gone." "@ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin This tweet has been bumped back onto my TL twice now and every time I see it, the chastity mood is stronk 😳" @FlaredFeline I'm there too and it's sooooo good omfg "I'm only 1 year, 7 months into HRT and I'm so goddamn excited for the changes to come. Like, hypothetically, if the changes stopped here, I'd be sad but I'd also have to admit that the amount of change I've seen is already nearly unbelievable. And luckily there's more to come!" "@FaithNaff It was so wild to feel the difference only a month in. I now talk about how much T was slowly killing me but it's terrifying to me that the entire time it was happening, I couldn't feel it. Saying ""I thought that's what normal was"" barely covers it, but it's true." "Also him doing it for Mermaids is really, really awesome. Harris (is his name Harris? He said that in like one of his videos but he also says a ton of joke name I literally don't know) is a good boy." "I've someone gotten two 101%'s in this game in its 20 year existence and despite loving (most of) it, I'm probably never going to touch it again. So with some authority I can say: Mr. Bomberguy is either extremely brave or extremely foolish." @TheCatMom also i'd totally suck his dick "@TheCatMom also he's like, handsome in a way i'm not supposed to feel as a lesbian :V" @cherubelly it's Gay Law "@CookieCyboid I really, really hope it works out for y'all. Please stay relatively stable until I can visit all my friends over there? (Also the millions of other non-selfish reasons too)" When you're both sleeping too much AND somehow not enough ✨Depression✨ "@CookieCyboid Oh fuck, that's today?" "I don't want to block them because I don't know how many trans people are using their blocklist. I want my words to be heard by y'all. But I've never needed to interact with this asshat, so not blocking them is effortless. Nice try, loser." "Hey look, an abuser I'm not going to block because this is the easiest game of chicken to win I've ever seen. Though I am gonna spread the word. Thank you for this, @TransEthics" @AngryNerdBird It was so good! I was ready to really dislike Stockman but I was happily 100% wrong. I wanna see him as a fly dammit :/ "@AngryNerdBird And now it's not :/ But seriously, Krang, Bebop & Rocksteady were all just about perfect and I'm sad that they're probably gonna avoid those characters for a while now if not indefinitely." @cherubelly oh gosh that's a lot 👀💦 and none of it is in my mouth smh @ManjiButt @JimSterling Jim's a very good boy "@AngryNerdBird If they're gonna do this all over again: - Take a cue from Spider-Man Homecoming and avoid the origin story part - Bebop & Rocksteady right away - Trash the ""chosen ones"" origin bullshit" The last one was actually good and y'all slept on it smh @samanthapRVN I've been there. Too many times. Concentrating on breathing can help. Otherwise just trying to ride it out. Sorry you're going through this. I wish there was more I could do to help :/ "@VOID_FRIEND we'd, um, love to know more >.>" @VOID_FRIEND oh gosh you've made it sound hot 👀💦 @CookieCyboid RIGHT??? Bailey's tits are such goals for me @cherubelly These are all good tbh @BaileyJayTweets As someone hoping to one day get tits that big: Thank you for the heads up. (Head-sized-tits up?) @YumiScott I'd follow a hypothetical account like that tbh :3 "@JenApparently Honestly, I was so angry about TFA getting cancelled I never bothered with Prime >_>" "Sometimes I feel like there's little difference between me and a cis girl who magically grew a penis. But like, she grew it years ago, never really got the hang of it, and is now just sick of it." "You ever get that genital dysphoria thing where even peeing kinda sucks? Like, it's not that it's painful, more like ""Aaaaaa this feels weird fuck."" Been having some of that lately." @Lunar_Opals gay 4 u non-men just heck me up alright??? gosh i'm so gay for girls nonbinary cuties too just all around gay okay @gwen_no_fear Literal hero @cherubelly hey now twinks are valid and cute @LeftAtLondon Your crotch-punching power is too great @ButtGoblin666 well at least you're now properly labeled with a handy tattoo to remind everyone of that fact :V Reaching levels of comfy never before thought possible https://t.co/V43OEAzvrG @PrissyOrcGF @AseCooper We'll definitely have a spare bed if you wanna make a stop in Colorado 👀💕 @StacySadistic sounds lovely 😍 @Estrus_flask ironically sounds like the kinda movie trump would cameo in "@MapleReam 12-year-old me really, really liked Don't Say You Love me by M2M (if memory serves) on the Pokemon The First Movie soundtrack. I was just a goddamn trans girl lol" @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith how is lilith the cutest cutie on earth it defies science "(a friend who knew me pre-transition, no lesssss dsgjadfkgljgpnjkdd)" @cosmicladyrosa SO owned >//////< irl friend just liked this tweet jkHDJGKFGGAsadfaa >////////< @trgrrl @waitworry it's coarse and it gets everywhere @trgrrl This is tacky as hell and speaks volumes about the kind of person Trump is And also I really wish I could be at a buffet like that "@dragonspleen @RuthRaise A lot of stuff, but my biggest issue with her is she keeps liking transphobic articles on here" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme callie you've killed me dasgfgfddfsa "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme i'mmmmm told i'm quite adorable in person, yes >//////>" "i am not ""easy to make melt"" whoever said that is a liar fite me coward" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme h-hhhhhhhgh @PrissyOrcGF Being a man fucking sucked Fuck this asshole @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme th-thank >/////////< @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme DEAD DEAD OF GAY >///////< @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme cvb ssdfghfhdjshfdtfshjgjnfmn @KittenFemme jifdaohgfd;hgdgdda (yes) @KittenFemme i can never subtweet my crushes it's SO unfair *huffs* @KittenFemme SHUT thinking about all the crushes i want to sit on my face *sighs lesbianly* @Hypnothulhu such a cutie omg 😍💕 @Hypnothulhu VERY KISSABLE TUM AND KISSABLE OTHER THINGS TBH 👀💦 "@FinalBossFemme Thank you for this thread, dragon mom 💕" """We have to censor corporate names so they can't find our posts to try to interact with us"" sounds like something someone in 1989 would've made up about 2019 and yet here we are" @VOID_FRIEND You're probably right. "@L0VEWIRE Oh sure, I mean I didn't have any followers in common with whoever that asshat is, but none of that surprises me." "@L0VEWIRE Like, the ex-mutual of mine who retweeted that?" "(Also, no idea what ""this story"" that cis women are retweeting is. I don't think it matters for what's being discussed and mocked. I just can't comment on it, is all)" "Absolutely floored that a mutual of mine who I thought was also a trans woman would retweet this. I didn't know them very well, at least. This isn't ruining my day. But Jesus Christ why on earth were they following me???" [cw transphobia] Had to softblock a mutual today what the actual fuck https://t.co/r6EmsjesUR @VOID_FRIEND We'd retweet this if we could. These are powerful words. We don't have DID either. But this is real. @EeveeRespecter Happy to be able to retweet this level of quality once again @EeveeRespecter proud of u @thalestral Well that definitely sucks. We JUST learned she has a trans daughter too! At least she herself seems cool. @ChapienFerret I have heard that! He sounds like one of the good ones too by all accounts. Listening to your favorite music with headphones that have a broken right side is a special kind of hell. @EeveeRespecter but did you secure the juiceboxes @TheQueenSeKa @KittenFemme @emuchaton I mean she literally has a pic of a selfie stick in her butt so this actually isn't far off @Azure_Husky I'm extremely excited for you if that helps! :D @Azure_Husky Often my instincts to be snarky and overly open about my transition with cis strangers has to fight my instincts to do literally anything but that so I feel this. @d_m_elms Have you seen the rest of this thread? It gets SO much better :3 https://t.co/hWE86HM0Eo @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith I mean this way she gets complacent and won't expect it when you eventually DO remember! :3 We stan Animorphs and Katherine Applegate OMG I HECKING TOLD Y'ALL MY GIRL APPLEGATE WASN'T A TERF HELL YES https://t.co/BNL1zKxwjn @HedgeMom Here's mine! I have a handheld Zelda deficiency lol Pretty much every game here that isn't green I have very little interest in turning green. https://t.co/F3XmKhW3dI @emuchaton it's a doggie dog world out there @CookieCyboid currently dying of gay thank u @cherubelly @emuchaton i feel so heard by this music wow "@Calliethulhu The phrase ""rend my gender, mommy"" has now entered my head, so thank you for that" @emuchaton i'm not sure turn is a word anymore help @emuchaton finally it's turnstile/turnover's turn to turn-tour @diffidentdream My mom banned those books for being Satanic before that one was released lol Sounds hot tho @persenche Cis people literally don't understand how any of this works. @ZJemptv Oh nice I figured transphobes never even considered how this bullshit framework functions under *checks notes* the vast majority of trans women I know. Love that they're still trying to make it fit though! @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith You get to witness extreme cuteness while ALSO lining up lots of punishments! Sounds pretty fun for a domme like yourself :3 @GuildingLilly I saw a website recently that was owned by Trans Global or some similar name and my heart skipped a beat for a second @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen @BIGBADBATTY sounds kinda gay 🤔 "@ZJemptv Wow it's amazing that I've been able to find various cities around two different countries that are just... entirely filled our, um, ""handmaidens""? Some cities in CO I absolutely get judged on my looks. It varies wildly. The fuck even is this argument?" @FrigidElfQueen Arguing with your dominant is ALWAYS a good strategy amirite? :V "I think I wanna own a couple of the Bayformers movies on 4k. Just the first one and the fifth one. Those are the only ones that are wroth owning imo (Oh and Bumblebee's a lock, obviously, tho I still need to see it >_>)" @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen when will the hets stop their boring porn crusade? @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith non-lewd porn is my least favorite tbh "Straight pride/""I'm straight"" hashtag in a nutshell:" @PrissyOrcGF you're so hecking gorgeous o m g 💕✨ "@JesskaNightmare Yeah I don't know why everyone's talking about her? I know very little about her beyond the ""if it doesn't bring joy"" thing." "@generalissima_ Oh hey, that reminds me: You're a girl!" @princessproto We love love LOVE collection pics! These pics are super cool!! :3 @MagicTheygirl Estrogen is so good :3 @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @Calliethulhu @EeveeRespecter If she's in Twitter jail she won't be able to reply :V @ArmlessKittyfox @salielle Sloth is a character who for a long time was chained up in front of a TV. So that's almost certainly a reference. I didn't know that! That's kinda neat. "@raz_swirl ""You don't see straight people bragging about how they're straight!"" ... ""hashtag-imstraight""" @Calliethulhu Is this... does he think this is sexy or something? Do people who like men like this? I don't get it D: @FrigidElfQueen 👀👀👀 @truckeeben Awwww thank you! We love finding new systems too 💕 @emuchaton @trgrrl wow gosh you're so right tho 💕 @Quinn__tessence I wish I knew. Still trying to figure that one out. @OneLameShark Oh heck I need to follow that @emuchaton using that big bony plate to fend off attackers and maybe also attract mates~ "It's very interesting to me when we switch to we/us pronouns. I rarely have to consult anyone else in the system. It just slips out when it feels right, I guess." Feels like I'm fighting off a panic attack. For much of today it was fighting against feeling dysphoric too. We took a Nyquil so sleep is just gonna come at some point. "The last time we tried acid we weren't aware of our plurality. We kinda wanna try it now that we know that about ourselves. Alice in particular really wants to. She usually isn't so overt in her decisions, but we can definitely hear that one loud and clear." @cherubelly oh heck that's cute :3 @FrigidElfQueen You're gorgeous tbh 💕 @Kalindlara @ExistentialEnso >/////////< @ExistentialEnso My stuffy collection is kind of a problem lol >_> @ExistentialEnso I'm pretty sure that was literally every trans girl who read that series lol @LewdyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe h-heck 😍 @MOOMANiBE Awesome!! @ButchPuppy cuuuuuuute omg 😍 @MOOMANiBE I have not but I'd like to! fuck harry potter i'm going back to animorphs is ka applegate a terf? i bet not goddess having tits feels so right @Ulexar I was 22 D: @FrigidElfQueen my my favorite race is goblins >_< Sometimes Twitter's pretty great https://t.co/Yq2J6dJWAF @MOOMANiBE Looking forward to seeing how cute you are! :3 @MOOMANiBE HRT is the best TF story of all @Estrus_flask @PassionPopSoc That's less fun tho @magnetrans If they're at all reasonable I feel like they'd be sympathetic to your perspective. They might also appreciate the personification regardless. Game of the year all years https://t.co/AUPrixjD4W aw heck yes robot gf time https://t.co/tLCpi5x2Lg https://t.co/Wt0VTHEpPh @Calliethulhu That was the horniest goddamn show Casually wearing blue nail polish and never drawing attention to it was a nice touch. https://t.co/0QaL2XdVmH Unraveled is my new favorite internet thing https://t.co/4tDnTP6Jr7 @winterslex @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu No you're thinking of a Pankolysaurus @Calliethulhu @CookieCyboid I mean I for one really like the inclusion of the dinosaur "@OneLameShark I only have Megs, all the current Micro Masters and first wave of Target Masters and I'm already completely in love with the line. They come with muzzle flashes! I seriously love this line more than all of PotP combined and I LOVED that entire trilogy." @Triclilith @CookieCyboid het vanilla porn went so no homo they had to go dino "Being included in ""guys"": Fuck you Being included in ""dudes"": Wtf? Fuck you! Being included in ""lads"": Acceptable" @princessproto This all sucks so much. I'M GAY #IMGAY @hoshinofan @EeveeRespecter mommies and daddies will let us stay up forever! also candy! @EeveeRespecter down with bedtimes! D:< @EeveeRespecter @Caliriadragon @FrigidElfQueen heck yes!! :3 @EeveeRespecter @Caliriadragon @FrigidElfQueen Are littles still rising up? @EeveeRespecter Looks like a quote tweet to me 🤔 "@deathpigeon @norintha @Just_fionna @Calliethulhu Vikky, you're lucky you're hot" "@deathpigeon @norintha @Just_fionna @Calliethulhu No, canonically the tech that went into Grevious informed what they did for Vader. It wasn't a very common procedure." "@deathpigeon @norintha @Just_fionna @Calliethulhu omg what the fuck are y'all talking about? Darth Vader isn't a droid. Therefore, Grevious isn't. Droids are robots. 3PO LITERALLY INTRODUCES HIMSELF AS ""HUMAN CYBORG RELATIONS."" LOBOT EXISTS CYBORG" @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter What a good girl! I guess she just takes a little extra patience. Just a little :3 @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu https://t.co/TVqF7DhAje @Calliethulhu General Grievussy "@maegodhavemercy @JesskaNightmare For me it depends on what I'm doing. Usually the basic structure of a piece I have to figure out with music. If people are talking rather than singing, it's better if I'm doing something monotonous like coloring/rendering." "@Calliethulhu I mean, I hear he knows his way around a lightsaber, and loved to handle four at once 🤔" "@JesskaNightmare Undertale is my usual go-to, and Deltarune was added to that playlist recently." @EeveeRespecter i know this is gonna be hard to believe but same "@OneLameShark heck, I'm trying to resist this figure because MP Hound is gonna be a thing, but... if I see this on the pegs i think i'll have to get it >.<" @Quinn__tessence I can't wait for the selfies! :3 "@Roodypatooti I think you'd have a right to say that. I was just trying to acknowledge that, being white, I'm not going to have the full perspective. I personally don't feel comfortable making that call, but I'm not going to talk over people who disagree." @Quinn__tessence You seem pretty femme tbh :P Maybe a 4? "@ZJemptv I had this happen once with a bigot who thought Mistress's account was my alt because I said ""property of @SteampunkPenny"" in my bio lol" "Spider-Man, Spider-Man Can't do anything a spider can Can't make webs, no venom He's got exactly 4 limbs Hey wait, why are you Spider-Man?" @FrigidElfQueen THIS IS UNBEARABLY ADORABLE "@Calliethulhu I missed seeing your hecking hot face cutie, gosh 💕" @Azure_Husky @LittleEmmyBee HE'S A PHBEE I LOVE IT "Oh, hello giant forehead dysphoria. I almost never get to see you, what's the occasion? :/" @liddytronic Only for the first month. Then it changed course and turned me in a cute girl :3 "@TheMadMissMovie I'm happy to help, but all that's only happening because YOU are so awesome. Transitioning is no small feat! 💕" "Not sure why I put ""10 months after coming out"" instead of ""1 month into HRT"" I feel like eggs want to know what the HRT did, so pretend it says that." @SapphicTactics Yup! Notice how ten months in I looked like Weird Al :V You go at the speed you can! Every step is a victory 💕 @ASecretRobin wow mood (this is a gorgeous glow up omg) "Hey I just realized it's been almost a year since my last transition timeline! Remember: If you'd rather be a girl, you already are! 💕✨ https://t.co/tgFKU09mT8" I'd also like to add: What on earth was 2009 me thinking with those glasses? D: @SixArmedSweater those are blue tho :/ @destroyeroftroy confirmed for cute @EeveeRespecter weird way to spell foolish but go off @ASecretRobin A really complicated-sounding sex position with two other horny sluts? @SixArmedSweater OH SHIT WHERE CAN I BUY THESE??? "@emuchaton emu, there are other horny trans girls here! have some manners!" @emuchaton thank goddess you covered it up at least @FairlyLip @EeveeRespecter there's a reason they don't call denial sluts denial virgins :P "@FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Flailmorpho_ I shared the weed/schnaps tweet with Jen who laughed and went ""That's precious! She's such a cheap date!""" @EeveeRespecter i don't think that's how that works :V @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Flailmorpho_ i'm sorry but this is adorable (i'm not sorry) "@a_alice_nsfw Funnily enough, I think flat caps look really hot on girls, but I can't wear one because of the association with my dysphoric years :/" @SteampunkPenny Mistress you're so pretty 😍😍😍 *we all use @Roodypatooti Nothing can really be done. Later this year I'll be rid of the thing. "I prefer the ""triangle"" design for the new pride flag too, BUT I also think it's important for me to mention: As a white queer, my opinion doesn't really matter that much. The important thing is that queer PoC are being represented in the collective flag we all us." @emuchaton HEY i wanna cuddle u @liddytronic My brother wore one for many years @MapleReam @salmir omw!! 👀💦💕 I wore a flat cap for a literal decade Dysphoria: Not even once @mizzenmax awwww heck thanks 💕💕💕💕💕 @mizzenmax DEAL @Roodypatooti Well I'd be a pretty terrible mom :V @FaithNaff i want to get off hell world please @ButchPuppy i'm endorsing this plan fully @MapleReam veg borg (We're calling it Callie Latin) @ASecretRobin https://t.co/cXFXUjas6y @JuniperTheSloth @emuchaton (ALSO: Pig latin rules say words that start with vowels don't need to have the first letter moved to the end) (drops mic) "@JuniperTheSloth @emuchaton No, I improved pig latin by removing the part that makes it impossible to say quickly" "@Triclilith @emuchaton ""sendussy twussy"" is my new favorite phrase" "@zandravandra That's my favorite candy bar and they're nearly impossible to find! Those big novelty candy stores you sometimes see probably carry them, but I haven't seen one in a grocery store in forever." "@Triclilith That's it, that's officially it's name. We should let @Calliethulhu know :V" "pig latin except instead of adding ""ay"" to the end of every word you add ""ussy"" send tweet" I hate this thing I hate this thing I hate this thing I hate this thing I hate this thing I hate this thing "That one owlturd comic where it goes ""Don't let the existential dread set in"" except replace existential dread with genital dysphoria." @behsss 💕💕💕 @cosmicladyrosa gosh yes please!!! @behsss There needs to be a stronger phrase than glow up. Nuke up? @cosmicladyrosa I'm choosing to l believe that's a sex joke So yes :V @SteampunkPenny Love you Mommy >.< can I please has vagina @Lexxibun fgsdjhrjjdssffrgh!! >////////< @hmsnofun I wish I knew @KittenFemme This might be the most wholesome thing you've ever tweeted @Lexxibun gay baby keyboard smashing? >///> @samanthapRVN I know it's been 20 hours. I hope you're alright. You got this. I'm rooting for you. I know you can do this. Please keep fighting. 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 ffsdghhtsdhj >//////////< "Last night I tried a new kind of throat lozenge that halfway through I realized was too much menthol for me Me: Mistress, this lozenge is too much Mistress: *puts her hand out* Spit Me: *does so* Thank you Mistress! Mistress: *while walking away* I think you mean thank you Mommy" @piperwantsahug 💕💕💕 "@Lexxibun Oh gosh, thank you!! 💕💕💕" @ASecretRobin @CookieCyboid Spoiling a drone with a name that contains letters! How nice of you! :3 "@VOID_FRIEND Gosh you're efficient! Meanwhile we're still trying to find our fourth! They're in here somewhere, but we try to give everyone space to figure stuff out." @CookieCyboid Omg I can't tell if I want this to be home state or not. There are a couple Lafayettes in the US. This video is... the fuck am I watching? @MagsVisaggs Reported. @ASecretRobin @nyaakat LOL of course she did @nyaakat @ASecretRobin Sounds like you got exactly what you wished for you lucky girl! :3c @hmsnofun You look a whole lot happier! @ZJemptv Hey that's my reason for wanting to get into porn too! :V I've finally worked past my embarrassment over calling Mistress Mommy and hoooooo boy it's a good thing >.< "Like, I don't REALLY remember how awful it felt. I didn't even know it felt awful while it was happening. I admit I'm curious how it it's gonna feel going into it Knowing, especially if I have to do that anyway." "Honestly I hate the whole fucking package so all at once wouldn't be so bad. And for the month or however long I have to go off HRT beforehand, I'm gonna science the shit out of feeling T for the first time in at that point over 2 years and record how it feels." I've mentioned this before but the place I'm getting my GRS done has a short enough waiting list that getting an orchi beforehand would actually delay my vaginoplasty. I realized tonight that it's accurate to say that I'm keeping my balls for longer so I can get a vagina sooner. @TheSecretCallie @KittenFemme I feel like that's kinda the human condition :/ @Hbomberguy @TrexPushups That the Left is starving for people to dunk on that aren't also fascists because that's gotten too depressing at this point? @FrigidElfQueen https://t.co/Yep0rwQUKY "@ZJemptv She thinks she can defend against that by adding that in her estimation it's not even medically necessary, yet adding that is kinda burying the lede, isn't it?" "@PrissyOrcGF @zoealexandra89 Losing strength on HRT is the bestworst experience. Like, dammit, I used to be able to do this shit! But also heck yes, I can't do this anymore :3" @ButtGoblin666 I'm the worst at keeping up with friends to. Which is why I'm glad twitter replies exist at least lol "@ButtGoblin666 You mean just like, keeping up with friends? Or specifically checking in on how they're doing?" @Lewd_Go_Round_ @Calliethulhu You don't! :3 @Chopin_42 Oh gosh that's awesome! And thank you! 💕 "@maegodhavemercy NO, YOU READ THAT PART ALREADY" "@FrigidElfQueen @SteampunkPenny @MagicTheygirl oh that's nothing, you should see how it feels 👀" @cosmicladyrosa WET WIGGLY PUPPIES I LOVE IT "@MagicTheygirl @SteampunkPenny @FrigidElfQueen acting like you wouldn't need permission for that, tsk tsk" @MagicTheygirl @FrigidElfQueen @SteampunkPenny oh heck even i don't believe you @PrissyOrcGF @zoealexandra89 Sapphic interference @cherubelly 👀👀👀💦 👅 Frustrating when there's someone I really admire and would like to follow me AND is following multiple thousands of people >_> I've given up on asking folks outright. The last time it failed was just too much for me. "@FrigidElfQueen it's the woooooooorst when a domme just goes ""Here's what's actually going on you silly sub"" D:" @Calliethulhu heck i keep forgetting dommes see all "We're not entirely sure why we prefer ""we/us"" pronouns when we talk about this. It feels very natural. We've wondered if the reason might be that one of the undiscovered members of this system is the hologram. That would make things easier, but we haven't yet found them." "@Kaelyrhn Intangible, 100% It has its fair share of issues but it's who we are." "We're trying on ""holographic AI"" instead of ""robot girl."" This fits better." "@hologramvin I've never met another hologram either! The furry analogy makes sense to me. That's how I feel too. And I'd really, really like to read said manual if you ever do write one 💕" @hologramvin Can you talk about being a hologram? Like what that means to you? (Only asking because I've considered that term for myself too) "If gender dysphoria evolved only along binary lines, why would we see ANY nonbinary people? They can't ALL be lying. There's literally MILLIONS of them. That's how you discover new aspects of human biology! By listening to and believing people when they say ""This is who I am.""" "I dunno, it's just really fucking easy for me to understand that being trans, whether binary OR nonbinary, is just one of those things humans can be. The gender binary is already wrong because intersex people factually exist. Why are nonbinary people unbelievable?" "Face it: Nonbinary people feel something REAL. Even if you can't understand it, you can't reason it away. Why does it make sense to you that binary trans people are a natural human experience, but that nonbinary people can't possibly be telling the truth about how they feel?" "Do truscum ever stop to think about why (in their estimation) nonbinary people exist in the first place? ""They just want attention!"" If that were true, wouldn't they get just as much attention if they picked a binary gender, while also avoiding hate from assholes like you?" how are trans girls so unbelievably hot tho??? 😍💕💦 @something_femme Talk about a glow up holy heck! 😍 @ZJemptv Fucking your wife is the best praxis "@Cynon44 @CaseyExplosion Common knowledge to most trans people. Not common knowledge to everyone else, though." @Alexis_Lubbers1 That's a pretty deep cut but I actually saw that in theaters. Guess which scene I covered my face for? :P @ZJemptv It's so transparently obvious. "@ZJemptv ""You mean ADULTS have SEX in houses with CHILDREN in them???"" Yes, that's usually how families work? It's only deplorable when trans girls do it I guess." This sounds like a challenge from Mr. Bland-shart to keep this up for more than a few days 🤔 Whether or not the actual statement is factually accurate is entirely immaterial to me and completely misses the point. And the point is: - Trans girls are amazing and wonderful and I wanna smooch you all - Fuck the military - And fuck you if you're gonna be a dipshit about it https://t.co/Zsmcv6rt92 "@CaseyExplosion Yup, sure enough while reading it I was like, ""I mean of course that happened.""" @FinalBossFemme holy heck those are cuuuuuute! :o @AmazonChique I mean that does explain my Transformers obsession. @ZJemptv Aaaaaaaa I'm with Penny that's decidedly NOT cool! D: @ExistentialEnso @TheRavenousDyke This is all so exciting to read :3 "@ExistentialEnso HRT really does feel like magic sometimes. Who knows! But if you're feeling like that's happening, I bet it is." "@ExistentialEnso That's awesome! My face is definitely femming up, but yeah the pace is positively glacial. At this point the thing I'm holding out for the most though are my hips. If enough fat moved where it's supposed to I'd feel waaaaay better about my body." @ExistentialEnso Yeah I was under the impression that the changes stop after 3 years but I keep hearing from trans people about how that's not really the case. I'm only a year and a half in and I'm still really excited for the changes to come :3 "No, trans people are getting suspended for calling cis people cis because Twitter is run by tech bros who think a blind, egalitarian reading of marginalization is the fairest way to run things. It's ""I don't believe in labels"" cishet white boy pseudo-enlightened bullshit." "Trans people aren't getting suspended for calling cis people cis merely because of mass reporting campaigns. Obviously if we called them ""wonderful people"" the mass reportings wouldn't work." @SteampunkPenny And we'll both get to experience it 💕💕💕 "Bigots will always retreat to ""B-but THEY broke the rules TOO!"" because when faced with actual consequences for their actions, it's the only thing left that will protect them. And unfortunately, that ploy often works. It won't work here, though." *leans in uncomfortably close to every bigot on this platform & whispers* It's not targeted harassment if we're asking people to report something you did that was against the rules. This isn't a system you can game you miserable shitbag. @DroneFemme Awwwww you have such a loving owner 💕 (Nelson Muntz voice) Ha-ha! https://t.co/bEijtd0Dxf @emmasspace35 @Triclilith fdsghdakjhgjfr lies and slander >//////< "@DragonTails_XXX No you weren't. You were trying to be an unwanted pedant in a positive, wholesome tweet. There was no effort to understand, just a desire to be heard and to be right. You're not welcome here. I'll be muting you now." "@DragonTails_XXX Yes, I do mind." "@DragonTails_XXX Nope, braver." @Triclilith That to me sounds like we're gonna need to smoke her out next time I visit >:3 @queerchangeling I'm extremely gay and you have a very kissable tum 👀 "That's really flattering, thank you! Years ago on Tumblr I saw someone say ""Trans people age backwards"" and that never caught onto be as much of a trans meme as I thought it would because holy heck does it seem true." @ArmlessKittyfox That would be fantastic! 💕 "@bunnarchist I think you're an awesome friend too, thank you 💕💕💕💕💕" "btw because I feel like the clarification is needed: my childhood friends ghosted me while we were kids. I think most people lose contact with their childhood friends sometime in their adult years, but I'm talking about something way worse." @ArmlessKittyfox Thank you. I feel like we barely interacted when we last hang out and I'd like to change that one day. I like you too 💕 "I very often have this sense of ""Please tell me you care about me too"" around friends. Because I care about them a lot, and I have too much experience with losing people I opened my heart to. It's not a rational feeling and it's one of the harshest ways my brain punishes me." "If I ever come off as overly clingy to you, I'm sorry. I guess I'm working through a lot of issues I've accumulated over the years. Thank you for your patience while I try to sort all that out." It just occurred to me that every friend I had pre-adulthood ghosted me at some point. Every single one. That... explains a few things. Fuck. @FrigidElfQueen *offers hugs* I'm at a loss for how to convey how I'm feeling in response to reading all that beyond saying I care a lot about you and sending you a ton of heart emojis. 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 @cyberslutfaye honestly i blame myself for not being more considerate @CookieCyboid I'm not a domme but I feel this. Like I really feel like I have no idea how to sex or kink right up until it needs to happen. Hi I'm Daisy! (Also I cheated-- the 2019 pic was taken just a week shy of 2019 but I don't feel like cleaning myself up for a selfie right now :V) "My pre-transition photos that include the beard I couldn't grow until like 2012 are better examples of my glow up, but I rarely took pictures of myself at all (dysphoria is a helluva drug). 2009 just happens to be a year I took a photo and it was saved to Facebook." 2009 vs 2019 Local dorky egg glows up into blue-haired bombshell 💕✨ https://t.co/7Og2EWyGeU "@Alexis_Lubbers1 @subbykitty_ Atrophy can hurt (sometimes my left ball hurts for no reason and that's all atrophy's fault), but it's a pretty rewarding kind of pain if I'm being honest." "@SaraInTheShado There needs to be an effective atheist version of ""I'm praying for you,"" because that's what I want to convey to you right now. You're in my thoughts 💕" @SaraInTheShado I'm sorry you're going through that :/ I wish I could help. It's a very hard feeling to fight. @KittenFemme @Triclilith @Calliethulhu wow mood tho @SaraInTheShado Often. @subbykitty_ Small girldick club? Small girldick club. @xistentialcris I'm looking forward to it! @xistentialcris I'll never get tired of hearing stories like that. I'll get to feel that later this year. I just have to be patient. @a_alice_nsfw @Calliethulhu @DroneFemme That's the thing. Mistress is busy/distracted enough that she's not going to order a cage for me anytime soon. And it would mean as much if I buy one. But once she has time to.... >/////< @a_alice_nsfw @Calliethulhu @DroneFemme dffdgdfgdgdfffffdg >///////> @Calliethulhu @DroneFemme one day i think i'll need to be >.< @Calliethulhu @DroneFemme oh h-HECK even i'm splooshing over here this wasn't part of my plan getting those chastity feels real hard tonight reeeeeaaaaally wanna be locked up why am i like this >/////< @DroneFemme @Calliethulhu Such a conflicted drone! Sounds like you might need to lock it up for longer until it stops saying such silly things. "@CaseyExplosion I know this isn't surprising given his obsession with us, but isn't there any fucking cis people who even just pause for a second and think ""Hang on, why's a cis man being asked about youth gender dysphoria?""" "@DroneFemme @Calliethulhu I mean given how much of a denial slut we both know you are, sounds like you're getting exactly what you want deep down! :3" @DroneFemme @Calliethulhu oh heck what a good little drone you are! @DroneFemme @Calliethulhu oh gosh how far into it are you? :3 "@deathpigeon (Why yes, you are one of them how ever did you know? <3)" @JesskaNightmare And that's why I'm always high. @ASecretRobin btw i was thinking of you when i wrote this <3 https://t.co/wDDu7nUrYO "@subbykitty_ New sexual experiences often lead to more intense feelings (or orgasms lol). I'm glad you're enjoying being dommed so much! It really is quite nice, isn't it? <3" @JesskaNightmare That's a real big mood. @subbykitty_ *whines* m-me too >.> @JesskaNightmare Really upped your cute glasses game too! "@subbykitty_ hfsdagrwegfqafgdg s-sounds pretty hot, yeah >/////<" @Molly_Mary_Bell I had the same worry! Now I have two girlfriends and a TON of cuties I know are DTF lol Transitioning was a really good choice. @subbykitty_ awwww that's adorable :3c @subbykitty_ I imagine chastity could do that too lol I haven't been caged yet (despite really wanting to me >.>) so I wouldn't know "@FrigidElfQueen I know I've said this before, but it's wild how similar our egg looks were. (Also if HRT could give me some of that hip energy over here I'd really appreciate it lol)" @subbykitty_ Might be an HRT thing if you're on HRT and started relatively recently? My 'gasms changed when I got the right hormone levels too. "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme oooooooh maybe I do know who you mean lol I was like, ""But... they haven't released a video this month!""" "There are a handful of mutuals on this site for whom I would drop everything and be there for, any time, day or night. And I really hope they know that." @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme we have so many of those tho @Calliethulhu Exactly. Maybe eventually we'll have a world where not every single trans person gets jaded with everything. "@Calliethulhu I can feel myself growing steadily more and more jaded in that very specific trans person way, but I agree with everything you're saying." @ASecretRobin *succeeding to do like a sexy brush-the-hair thing @emuchaton Hot take but 7 months later I still stand by this tweet "@RainaThrownAway Being able to jump on player's heads, even to facilitate hiding fun secrets, is no in any way worth the added headache that bumping into others creates. Like, I actively hate playing that game multiplayer and it doesn't have to be that way." "@rozietoez That's how I run things too and I've yet to be suspended from a mass-reporting campaign. By the time I was on any TERFs radar, a LOT of them (most of them?) were already blocked by me." "I guess technically there isn't friendly fire (there's literally fire you can throw and that's not the friendly kind), but ultimately when you can push a teammate off the edge of a platform without meaning to, that's the equivalent of friendly fire in a goddamn platformer." Is there a mechanical reason that there's friendly fire hit boxes in multiplayer in New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe & Knuckles other than to make it less fun? "@gwen_no_fear Yup, and I was paid $2 for the front yard and $3 for the back when I was around 11-13. Even in late 90's money that was a pittance :/" 🤘 https://t.co/rKJXnnTpHu In 4 months this Twitter account will turn 10 even though I've only used it regularly for about 2 or those 10 years lol (It was under a different @ and I've since deleted everything from The Before Time) @CookieCyboid @ASecretRobin @FrigidElfQueen I hadn't noticed! :V @AliceAvizandum I downloaded the demo last month and forgot to play it lol I think I'll be fixing that today @AliceAvizandum @CookieCyboid i'd also like to know this asking for a friend @starshpgirl it was only a little wish :V Sometimes I wish I was born ten years later. My 20's were a blur of depression & dysphoria. It feels like being born in the 80's just gave me ten extra years of needless pain. "Even when I was 18, which was ironically the age I convinced myself I couldn't be trans despite wanting GRS desperately, it was only 2005. That was two years before even Whipping Girl was published." "I first started wishing I was a girl when I was 12. That was 20 years ago. Sometimes I really wish my parents had picked up on it and helped me, but there was no understanding that trans kids even existed in the fucking 90's." @Kate_Bunni ajfkgbhsdfs th-thank >//////< @Kate_Bunni vhedfgfdjsafdgd imm big giiiirl tho >/////< "fun kat facts: if i'm not using caps, i'm either shitposting, horny posting, or little" @CookieCyboid Good things to be imo @emuchaton Kinda wish Happy Harry himself wasn't such a turd tho @FrigidElfQueen that's kinda hot 👀 @MetteusAtoll Still kinda horny on main but I'd love to help you with that :3c @PrissyOrcGF Dudes are canceled @CookieCyboid @FrigidElfQueen @Calliethulhu ()I'm still obsessed with the first 3 and I squee'd a bit when I saw that you posted that) @CookieCyboid @FrigidElfQueen @Calliethulhu Fun random fact: I won a contest to see a premier of the fourth Pirates movie trailer by writing a couple paragraphs on how important this series was to me and how this character's last name was pronounced the same as mine and the actor had my deadname too. @Calliethulhu @FrigidElfQueen Well heck maybe I can get over that too! It's way more wholesome as a sapphic thing anyway @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @alercah Agreed! I didn't know about that one but I love it! "@Kitisplode Okay now that REALLY sounds like a conspiracy theory. Like, I believe you, but the explanation hole this goes down is so bizarre and exhausting." "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I call loved ones love 1000% because of Tracer, fite me" @FrigidElfQueen @Calliethulhu In my mind it feels like it does. That might be a problem with me honestly lol Sometimes it feels like there's an ocean of dysphoria just behind me that my brain is keeping me consciously safe from simply because it physically can't handle the trauma. I keep hearing about folks waking up from surgery to find the ocean is drained. I need that. I can't fucking wait for that moment. The one I keep hearing about from trans women who've had GRS. That moment when the constant buzz of genital dysphoria just... stops. @Calliethulhu I really like being called babe because gender euphoria so i always want to call loved ones that but it has such a cishet guy connotation to it. We gotta take that word back for the gays. "Just realized both creators of Spider-Man died in 2018. (Which was also the year that two Spider-Man movies came out that didn't star Peter Parker, but I'm not sure that there's a fully accurate poetic bow I can use to tie those two facts together)" We need to start making plans to attach a dynamo to Alan Moore's future coffin given all the spinning he's gonna start immediately doing. "CG nerds thinking Alan Moore of all people is their hero for creating Rorschach are fake comic fans. The hero you're looking for is named Steve Ditko, creator of The Question, the direct inspiration for Rorschach. Ditko's political views are the ones you're idolizing." @CaseyExplosion I'm so fucking tired trying to follow the logic "@CaseyExplosion That's what's going on, right? I assume ""no"" in front of ""map"" means they're against ""adding the P"" so to speak? So technically on our side but in a way that makes the fake movement seem like a bigger threat than it is?" "@CaseyExplosion Oh my god the fifth dimensional chess move of ""making up a movement to smear queer people, then making sock puppets AGAINST the movement to make it sound like a real movement"" sounds like something a raving conspiracy theorist would invent. Can they please just leave us alone?" "*takes bong rip* the compulsion I feel to assign specific moms to our cats based on who picked out which kitty is a holdover from when I was in an assumed heterosexual relationship and the titles of mom and dad were separate and distinct fuck the patriarchy, we're all cat moms" "@TheSecretCallie Yeah I get a bit frustrated by this discourse too, but I feel like given that I'm not a trans guy, I'd get a lot of hate by sticking my neck out like that. I mean it when I say lesbian is a term anyone can adopt if they want to or feel they need to." @ExistentialEnso Yeah same and same. I can feel my adams's apple but it isn't prominent enough to be seen on its own. It was one of the reasons I felt that HRT was gonna make me cute as heck all on its own and I was right lol TERFs are making trans sock puppet accounts and I'm just over here like Can I just live my fucking life Can y'all please leave us the fuck alone So much brain power is now dedicated to you creeps just for my own safety @Cyborg_Rose c-cutie! 😍 @SnowVix_Dani Heck yes 😍 "@MetteusAtoll Heck yes! I'm so happy for you, love!!! 💕" "(She was somehow tragically straight, though. Gaydar was not as honed back then)" "I'm just saying that considering I was engaged to a girl who drove a Subaru & had a rather butchy look when I first met her, it's a little surprising I didn't realize I was a lesbian sooner." @FOURLUNG I'm pretty sure this is illegal @cherubelly heck yeah @princessproto That's an underrated classic imo @Calliethulhu wow goals "I don't know the full context and I seriously don't care, but my thoughts on this in more detail: If he's doing this because he sincerely thinks he might be gay, that's a good thing. If there's even the slightest indication it's a publicity stunt: Fuck him forever." """Please no"" - Every gay on earth" @ExistentialEnso Oh heck I must've bumped into a moon stone at some point it all makes sense @Kaelyrhn a monster of tiddies Be the tiddy monster you want to see in the world @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme That just sounds like it wants to be locked up tbh 🤔 @ExistentialEnso I'm shocked I didn't see it before tbh @DoomGender Thank you! 💕 @emuchaton your girldick energy is too stronk @ZJemptv Heck yes! "@emuchaton initially surprised by your implication that Pokemon is an inherently trans girl thing but now that I think about it, you're not wrong" omg i need that golem plushie!!! @Kaelyrhn All of these sound better than anything we've come up with so far tbh! @satsukitv - Met one of my girlfriends on here - Have done lewd gay things in person with enough people I met on here that I've lost count Pretty much lol "@cyberwitchlexi Fuck being a person, I'm gonna go be an AI" "Thank goddess for corners of Twitter where there's room to explore such bizarre feelings. If pressed, would we (would I) say any of this is real? No. But exploring the feeling feels nice." @DoomGender oh gosh i might have to read that! :3 "If you've seen Blade Runner 2049, we relate heavily to Joi. If a perfect term can't be determined, using an example character is close enough." "@FlaredFeline The truest essence of this feeling we have doesn't involve a body :/ Or at least bodies are optional. We feel that ""android"" implies a physical body." "We don't love the term AI. Not because we dislike being called artificial, but because it just feels like it doesn't describe us fully. We thought about using the term hologram but that also misses the mark. Robot girl will suffice for now, we suppose." @FrigidElfQueen https://t.co/uKjiPGRMrZ @princessproto Bittersweet with maybe an extra helping of bitter? "@DoomGender That makes sense. It definitely read exactly that way, lol. But that added layer of sci-fi... I don't know if I've ever seen a story where the artificial life form is the subby one? It's definitely not very common. I feel very Heard, is all 💕" "@OneLameShark Oh shit I forgot he was even supposed to have a trailer, lol I mean, I would basically never use a trailer, but you're right, that's really fucked up not to include it." "The sci-fi trope where the AI is, at least in kink terms, always a domme is boring and frankly, can't relate. This story is... wow I didn't know how badly I wanted it. Thank you @DoomGender!!!" oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh an actual story where a subby AI gets a body it... it me >/////< (and I can't want to read more!!) @ZJemptv oh my fuck you can go to college in your PJs it literally doesn't matter they just want to scream at you for literally anything they can think of "@ZJemptv I think it only sounds kind of counterintuitive at first, but it makes sense if you think about it." "I believe the answer to that paradox might be that whether or not they care about being transphobic, what they're taking issue with is a perceived personal attack. ""It's not transphobic"" = ""I'm not a bad person!"" Cis people, take this to heart PLEASE: It's not all about you." "I've mentioned this paradox before, but if they don't care about being transphobic, there's no argument, and if they DO care, how on earth did they get to the point that they think they have the knowledge and authority to claim they aren't being transphobic?" "I think when cis people say ""That's not transphobic"" (when talking about something they just did that was then called out as transphobic) they sincerely think what's being discussed is how bad of a person they are, personally. Which, like... no, that's usually not the core issue" @FemmBoyVergil Well thank you! "@FemmBoyVergil Gotcha. So I saw a tweet from the real one. Good to know! It's especially shitty that this happened because the faker came out as trans a while back, which I'm embarrassed to admit fooled me for a bit. It's really shitty to force that kind of rumor onto a cis person." "@hoshinofan If clicking it doesn't help, she might've blocked you. Might've been a mistake, but I wouldn't know." Is Noah Antwiler still being impersonated on Twitter? I saw a tweet of his on my feed and I can't remember which one is the faker and which one's the real one anymore? Tired: Knife tran Inspired: Knife cat (I literally just found her like this) https://t.co/TW4sWXldBR "@SleepyShriekDX @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme With our junk food, you have to put some effort into making them sound lewd. With theirs though... https://t.co/bRNVgIzXvB" "So please, cis people, keep your wet farts to yourself. You're making an ass of yourself, and anyone with any amount of knowledge on the subject can see that, clear as day." "For a cis person to claim that some act or statement can't be transphobic, they are implicitly saying, ""I have at least some authority on what is or isn't transphobic,"" which no one who truly acknowledges that transphobia exists will or should believe for a second." "Everything cis people know about transphobia they learned from trans people (despite being the source of transphobia themselves). If it weren't for us, they'd still be unaware of it. So a cis person saying ""That's not transphobic"" is about as informative as wet fart." "@erinbanneret @ZJemptv Listen, anything is possible in science fiction, even things we'd call impossible today :V" "@ZJemptv God creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth. Woman creates man (but better this time)." @MonstrousGirlie do you accept heart eyes from disaster gays? 😍😍😍 "@Gendervoid_Punk I mean, yes, if we just want to go full trans Twitter meme characters, which was more or less what I was going for lol" "@OneLameShark I'm going to buy all these overpriced re-issues because I started collecting in 2006 when the ""cheap G1 toys"" boat had long-since sailed. I shouldn't buy any of them, but I don't have the strength to resist." "@AnnieTheBruce I have a massage wand too, but it can only help so much. My clit's still in a weird, movable position and being uncircumcised doesn't help either." @vec2_code_witch Sounds like he's having more trouble with the R in hard. @vec2_code_witch Everything in that whole area feels completely wrong when I'm turned on. My brain knows what's supposed to be there. I can't get rid of this thing fast enough. "Philosophy Tube's American accent is pretty good! The R's give it away, though. Our weird-ass R's (seriously very few languages/accents use that tongue position. It's arguably unnatural) are notoriously hard to pull off. But he's got the vowels pretty much down!" "Political compass with Jar Jar Binks, Mr. Blobby, the minions, and a fourth character I haven't thought of yet." i could just call it stoner lesbian dinosaurs exactly what it says on the tin it's my 3 favorite things what if i made a comic that was just about stoner lesbian dinosaurs "@GoodWitchLeigh Same. I think about this a lot. Anyone else have distinct flashbacks of girls ostracizing you in school? Because I do. I mean, I don't really blame them, but I think back to all those moments and I just want to cry." Follow my girlfriend on her lewd account! @ButtGoblin666 omg i forgot it actually says gay as hell i'm such a sub @ButtGoblin666 I'm still wearing the Gay As Heck tank top!!! @ZJemptv Anything to keep you from learning their entire argument is built with scotch tape and popsicle sticks @ButchPuppy Have I mentioned lately how done I am with cis people? "I'm also going to try to have at least a small color doodle ready for Twitter every day for the foreseeable future. Even if it falls to like, 3 times a week, that's SOMETHING." "By character design, I don't just mean getting good at designing well-designed characters (though that too), but just simply being able to invent a character out of (mostly) nothing. I used to do that a TON as a teenager and stopped sometime in my 20's." What I want to focus on the most with my art going forward: - Learning to speed up and not get bogged down by details (ESPECIALLY at the start of the piece) - Character design. That's a brain muscle that has atrophied a TON in the many years since I've flexed it regularly I had to finish something today. Have an *actually* speed-drawn t-rex. I'm named him Donut. https://t.co/hgFU1hac9c @starshpgirl That's up to you to determine! Starters at least have SOMETHING they can show people. Us finishers have an uphill battle every single time we attempt a piece. "In art, there are starters and finishers. Starters love making the base sketch, but they hate refining the piece. Finishers love putting on the final touches, but hate building the base structure. I am the latter 110%" "UPDATE: I had the second pickle, it was amazing" @Lewd_Go_Round_ omg i should try that @EmiiKhaos hecking GOSH 😍💕 Debating having a second pickle tbh *eats some frozen mini tacos are are no doubt chock full of waaaaay too much sodium* My spiro-infused ass: I need a pickle to wash this down. "@TrexPushups Overall I'd say my genital dysphoria is bad too, it's just that usually I don't mind touching it myself. It's the part where none of my partners can touch it without TANKING my libido despite WANTING to be touched that really fucks me up. GRS this year. I gotta be patient." "I love how both Foldable Ideas as well as Thought Slime on YouTube each went through their own phase of ""You know, having a cartoon character or a puppet instead of my face would make this way easier"" then learned that's just not what people on YT respond to unfortunately." "i'm sorry, who designed this clit? i'd like to lodge a formal complaint" "I don't usually have genital dysphoria when touching my own girldick, but lemme tell ya the experience is so fucking frustrating. Oh, you're turned on and would really just like to rub your clit a bit? Well good luck, it's on a hose. And incompletely covered with skin." "@ASecretRobin for the record, there'd be a puddle under me too >////////<" "@ASecretRobin holy heck this entire CC is just, um... sploosh >/////>" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme We have some nice junk food that DON'T have bizarrely lewd names! I've cut accidentally cut two of my fingers three times in two days. Fun fact but did you know estrogen makes your skin thinner? x_x @Calliethulhu m-maybe >////> Trans girls who cut their hair short are braver than the troops "There was just so much to report! I hope they enjoy the weeping/gnashing of teeth I caused them! I'd say it took a lot of hard work on my part, but that's not true. It took like five seconds lol https://t.co/ZQL5CheAUJ" "Intentional misgendering in the face of constant suspensions is just pathetic. They could still say a LOT of what they say & just gender us correctly while saying it, but because they're seemingly cartoon villains & not real people, they have to follow the same script every time." "And honestly, they could probably get away with misgendering binary trans people at the very least by simply using ""they,"" since I doubt Twitter is up to date enough on trans issues to know that that would be misgendering too. But even THAT goes against their core beliefs lol" "TERFs lining up to get suspended for misgendering will never not be funny to me. To them, this is activism, so they have no choice. They keep setting themselves up for easy, EASY reports to Twitter." "Well this explains why I didn't already have this one blocked! Suspension dodging! You know, if you wanted to keep your accounts, NOT being a raging bigot might help! But then, what WOULD you do with all your free time if you couldn't harass trans people every waking moment? https://t.co/jbzvEk3p18" "Run a block chain on this one. They want ""Weeping And Gnashing of Teeth?"" Well good news for them! Misgendering is now against the rules, so make 'em weep by reporting any misgendering you find as both ""targeted harassment"" & ""directs hate against a protected category,"" https://t.co/sqBE4el1Il" "@ZJemptv oh neat, more people to report for misgendering wonder if they're ever gonna catch up with that new twitter rule?" oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god https://t.co/NFiZrQjSfE "Spent like 3 hours on what was supposed to be a speed draw, I'm like 80% done and the bones of this piece were faulty from the start so I can either give up and start over, and finish a piece I hate. I mean, I haven't drawn in like a year so of course I'm rusty." @trgrrl gonna make all the piss sluts melt literally @Stryc9Fuego i've been called out by this art how dare D:< "FINALLY started listening to @strqueercast & I'm immediately a huge fan. Possibly the best ""podcast to listen to while drawing."" Y'all should listen. Also, I Started This Podcast Because They Said It Was Queer And Now I Need To Read All Of @zandravandra's Stories 💕" "I assigned ""erase"" to the other end of the pen (seemed like the obvious place to put it) and I seriously just caught myself doing the ""eraser shavings swipe"" with my pinky, lol Muscle memories die hard. Even if you have't used traditional drawing tools in years, they die hard." @TransKayleigh EXACTLY uh okay https://t.co/HDIWdjouk3 @CookieCyboid That last one is extremely important 👀 "@CookieCyboid When i visited Canada last month, I had the pleasure of eating at a diner that had a sign right at the entrance that read ""All genders welcome"" and you can bet my usual ""time to be amongst the cis"" anxiety melted away in an instant." """I don't hate trans people, i just think you're comparable to a cartoon character who got turned into a dolphin in an episode deliberately designed to mock trans people, something something love yourself"" Christ dude, at least put some effort in convincing yourself if not us." @MaiaFranklyn I'd actually like to know this as well @waitworry That's fine with me! Fuck I've already missed enough old games to spend like a decade catching up @MaiaFranklyn This seems like an upgrade to me "I feel like when we're in our 80's we're gonna be the coolest old people ever. Like, old folks homes (assuming they have those still) WILL be stocked with video games, that's like a given." @HeckingJen Right??? That'd be weirdly cool "@CookieCyboid I know that rationally, being monogamous is just as valid as being polyamorous but like sometimes I wonder if it's healthy sometimes" "I was alerted to this by way of an email from BBTS, which I guess makes sense given that I've preordered HP toys in the past, but like... The email only mentioned Snape. There's a Figuarts Harry, Ron, & Hermione too. Like for a second there I wondered if that was it, just Snape" "(Also I'm calling shenanigans on Philosopher's Stone being called Sorcerer's Stone in Japan, home of Fullmetal Alchemist)" wait really https://t.co/JI4LRhMTsM "@trgrrl If you think about the *actual* purpose of the police, and the purpose of unions, the idea of cops having a union is laughable. I'm sorry but at what point is capitalism gonna screw cops over? Both entities need each other." @CookieCyboid i don't know cookie i've given up on trying to understand it "I'd normally say ""But, he's a character with such a long legacy & a lot of great plot points written out of running out of web fluid, so I suppose there's no sense in changing him now."" Expect for that time they did. In the weirdest way possible. Solely to match the Raimi movies" @Lookin4Serenity I've heard of that story! I should try reading it sometime. @BuniDoom I know I love it so much! 😍💕✨ @daftprinceling Lizards are known to crawl on walls too "@twinkrobot It's seriously one of my favorite videos and I've always assumed it didn't actually lead to porn lol This is a really smart way to avoid the ""acting is always bad"" problem that makes me avoid 99% of story porn. Just lampshade the ridiculousness & suddenly the poor acting is fine" "It's especially weird since Spider-Man is THE definitive example of ""bitten by animal, receive its powers"" superhero trope that's been parodied countless times. And the parody's are all more logical than and yet less accurate to the source material." """He crawls on walls!"" MANY animals crawl on walls. And that's literally the only power he has that spiders definitively have. It's not special. The defining characteristic of spiders is a power he doesn't have." "LRT one of the pettiest hills I'll die on is that, from a strictly design-based perspective, Spider-Man should have organic web shooters. Why aren't they in his ass? Because that's less fun. But having to build his own means the radioactive spider didn't give him spider powers." "@phoebebatgal Haha Mistress and I were wondering tonight if both shows shared any writers. Other than P&R slightly loosening their commitment to the ""reality show"" gimmick, the two shows are very similar." @queerops aaaaaaa noooooo that sucks so hard D: @queerops 4am here :/ Where is slep? D: "@ZJemptv The glasses from They Live reveals that the shirt just says ""Get upset at me for this shirt so I can complain about trans people more""" Also I feel like The Office exists in the same universe "There's been a lot of Parks & Rec on the TV lately and that theme song is really, really catchy" "@Kalindlara @TiredMoa Oh she is, trust me :3" "@ZJemptv @SecretGamerGrrl ""If you can't prove God didn't do it, Creationism is true""" I can't remember what the dormouse said Tag yourself I'm MILLIPEDES - SOMEHOW YES THEY ALSO FART "@d_m_elms @AliceAvizandum I was making a joke, is all. I'm pretty sure Alice wants an actual dog 💕" @d_m_elms @AliceAvizandum Yeen girl! :3 @d_m_elms @AliceAvizandum It's a furry thing or a kink thing or both 💕 "@humusbeings I didn't make it up, lol. The word is like at least 5 years old now and comes from I think Tumblr" @d_m_elms @AliceAvizandum It's like one in three trans girls or something :P @AliceAvizandum *a thousand pairs of dog girl ears perk up* @rozietoez his whole shtick appears to be to make a big scene about not caring about what anyone thinks of him which is just getting more and more hilarious the more he says it https://t.co/vbDZD0JZ6m people act like moist is the worst word in the english language when we all know the true worst word is cummies "@TheAshenCouncil @Ulexar Simic is who you go to see to get your HRT, but any guild can have trans members." "Tablet screen all set up, pen and screen buttons set the way I want them. Right now: Slep Tomorrow: Art!" @ACrimsonSun I was not planning to go but now i wish I was >///////> @TransKayleigh @SteampunkPenny LOL :P @TheAshenCouncil @CookieCyboid I had assumed until tonight that's how the BBC worked @TheAshenCouncil @CookieCyboid I love the idea of publicly-funded TV but yeah the weird inspector aspect isn't ideal lol @CookieCyboid I knew about the licence fee but I guess I never stopped to think about how if at all they try to enforce it. Wild. @ZJemptv I'll be there! "@KaseTheBlerd i'm a trans girl, i need to be constantly reminded how hot i am" @ZJemptv I keep hecking missing those! One of these days I'll remember to tune in <3 @CookieCyboid i'm sorry what @emuchaton undoubtedly (what's that make the halo poster?) @Estrus_flask @kroati1 honestly I think some of my Judy Hopps art has probably been posted there lol "Star-Lord I feel like is the deepest cut there because while he's a big character now, he goes by Peter way more often in the movies. I only know the hyphen is there because he says it is in the first movie lol" @BuniDoom Maybe another time. I have a really bad frog in my throat from being sick for a week >.> "Full word club: Superman, Batman Hyphen club: Spider-Man, Star-Lord Space club: Iron Man, Mega Man why does my brain save this information" "@kroati1 @Estrus_flask I mean, yeah I guess she probably wants to eat the viewer. I swear this was just a doodle that got out of hand tho lol" @Estrus_flask I'm... not into vore tho D:< So I realized I now have enough screens to do this https://t.co/FUODgBzwAe "This is Sal. He's a salamander. I created him when I was like 7 I think? He was also my imaginary friend for many years. I swear I had never even heard of Yoshi before creating him. I think he needs to transition at some point, what do y'all think? https://t.co/LhR5adK3Pi" "Probably my most visually obnoxious piece, but that's what a picture like this required tbh https://t.co/EzTCLhIQCE" "[cw nsfw, nudity] Original character I never named. There is SO much porn in these folders but this is the only nsfw piece I'm not ashamed to share. https://t.co/Mi2TH91FB9" This one's okay! I do love Blackarachnia. Fitting four eyes in there was hard. https://t.co/xC5lVYF5mg I forgot I drew this! I still need to watch Wander Over Yonder. I hear it's really good. https://t.co/LAYZgPae8Z "Literal brother piece to the sans one. This one's slightly better. The two of them are the weakest of the set tho imo, https://t.co/MASIMrXRyD" sans undertale from undertale (not as proud of this one) https://t.co/i0sj0kR3dW The time it took to render Windblade was not worth the outcome imo. Each piece is a different layer which was not the best approach. And the background suuuuuuuucks lol https://t.co/Ldv1rb6jFf "NOBODY bought this. I was really proud of it but Arcee is an obscure character at MLP conventions, lol https://t.co/g47xzC9Bwb" "Another best-seller. I always felt the art in the MLP:FiM intro looked similar to the art in the Wind Waker intro. The script is not an actual language. I faked a horseshoe-based text, but it doesn't have a translation. https://t.co/NlGR3qNyIs" "There's a lot wrong with this piece but I captured the energy I wanted to so I call it a win. There's a Brony meme about how Lyra wants hands. Thus, mecha-hands. https://t.co/3Y4YTYHcLr" "Sister piece called Daughter of... heck, I wish I could remember. The equivalent word in Latin is Luna if I'm not mistaken, but that's her name so I think I called it Daughter of the Moon. https://t.co/AvMmumOu2G" This piece is called Daughter of Sol https://t.co/poOXlu9Jec "Sister piece to the Alphys one. Not as happy with this one, but it was fit to sell prints back in the day. https://t.co/PtwUm2FUlm" @JunipertheBunny You're half right! :P "The thing that excites me the most is rendering light. This piece was ostensibly for the 10th anniversary of Twilight Princess, but it was MOSTLY an excuse to draw the waifu. https://t.co/FZf5kdwum7" "This piece looks way better than I remember wow. I wanted to do a series of the entire core cast, but I hit a wall with Mettaton-- yellow and purple lighting is hard, I discovered. https://t.co/Rj2ptppbMP" "Don't think I've shared this here. This pose I found by accident while sketching and I was really proud of it. Mewtwo's proportions are really, really good imo https://t.co/Clj66TP333" "I've shared this one before, but it's been an age. I'm told Weird Al himself was really impressed with the piece when a fan asked him to sign a copy. Lemme know if you want your own copy, @alyankovic! https://t.co/5pu3Hmrsqq" "I feel like sharing some old art. New tablet isn't quite fully set up yet, but now I'm in an art mood so let's share some oooooold art! In another life, this was one of my best-sellers at conventions. (I also gave out a free copy to anyone who could find the typo lol) https://t.co/RB1JNfXyqQ" @Anarcho_Vampire why tho this tweet is art @SecretTrashlyn Aw yeah welcome to the C cup club! 😎 My laughs are just shaped differently now and it required virtually no effort on my part. "I'm not even sure how I got to this point. Some days I swear it's the estrogen, lol" My voice might not be where I want it yet but my giggle game is *strong* "@ZJemptv They're so obviously just Creationists: Round Two. ""Limitations of the study"" give me a fucking break." SUPER happy that it's basically a fancy monitor. Means I can use my absolutely-legally-obtained copy of Photoshop no problem. "(I've had that background since like, mid 2015, I should really change it haha)" I still need to install the driver BUT OMG IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! 😍💕✨ https://t.co/69bPlPlvJA FOUND IT!! This video was SO HECKING HELPFUL. It told me I was looking for a BOX of accessories and I found it almost immediately after I learned that https://t.co/LuhzwAh2Hi "@norintha As soon as you're done with D&D I'm gonna see if I can't find a video detailing how to start it up so at least I know what I'm looking for. I mean, definitely a pen, but it might be stored somewhere in the monitor. No idea about a possible AC adapter." @norintha We looked :/ Could be in the master bedroom closet. I'm just frustrated because I don't even remember setting any of that aside. Surely I would've put with every other piece of it? "Well, this is embarrassing. Finally set up my Wacom Cintiq and I seem to have misplaced the pen as well as maybe the AC adapter? Gotta be around here, but... blegh" I feel like that's a probable level of self-awareness (namely: none at all) given past observations. """See??? They use ONE example of women being violent and use it to justify hatred towards all women!!!!"" Yeah it really sucks when people do that, doesn't it, Karen?" "Do you think TERFs are already using examples of the numerous trans people who've already made the ""This proves cis women shouldn't be allowed in female spaces"" joke about the two cis women sexually assaulting that trans woman to demonize us further without realizing the irony?" @queerops Ridiculous nipple club? Ridiculous nipple club *high fives* @TheMadMissMovie Fuck yes! Thank you! No idea what is up with Amazon recommending me import Blurays but this isn't the first time it's happened lol @TheMadMissMovie Only Bluray I could find on Amazon atm? Not sure. @EeveeRespecter You're really cute and a really good girl 💕 "@GuildingLilly First thought: I mean, that's a cute coincidence but... *thinks about the Wachowskis and their particular style* Second thought: Well shit how have I never noticed that one?!" @XylariaVG @MOOMANiBE The internet is being used by too many people for me to tune in atm but it sounds like I'll have plenty of time to catch it wow @MOOMANiBE i'm sorry what @emuchaton ur dog is a hero @ADirtyTrans @Alexis_Lubbers1 o m g Jen we should absolutely watch it next time we trip! :3 "Has to go on the wishlist for now, though I was almost a bad girl and did a splurge purchase. My wishlist DOES happen to be linked in my bio though. Just... fyi :3c" @Alexis_Lubbers1 It's DRIPPING with obscure references to a property that doesn't exist. It's wild. Like it definitely strikes a very specific feeling that movies with original characters and plots aren't supposed to strike. "@Alexis_Lubbers1 Give it a watch if it's on a streaming service you have access to! Basically: Imagine if there was an 80's interpretation of a decades-old, obscure comic character, then imagine if that character never existed before this movie." @maegodhavemercy If we ever hang out it can be nothing but Weezer if we want lol 💕 """No one else cares, Kat"" I'm well aware 😎" Nice! I was retweeted by Gail Simone 😎 "IMPORTED Bluray because of course America isn't cool enough to have this released over here. Works in all regions though, so luckily that doesn't matter." oh fuck yes it's on bluray https://t.co/pQBffSUMba I'm honestly kind of upset that this movie/comic doesn't exist. "@Josieraiderfan The two tracks that got me to just buy the entire album was Mexican Fender and Feels Like Summer. Those are on YouTube if you want to give 'em a listen. La Mancha Screwjob is also really, really catchy." "@Josieraiderfan Pacific Daydream! I thought I wasn't into newer Weezer but this album got its hooks in me! Now I wanna go back and listen to the like, four albums I missed lol" Thank goddess headphones exist. I have to imagine everyone else would've been long-since tired of this Weezer album I've been listening to for like a solid month+ and would've begged for mercy at this point. @LewdyOrcGF @LunaFoxxe oh HECK 😍 "Ages ago I saw a Tumblr post where the punchline was ""The themes from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, and Always Sunny play simultaneously* and I'll admit I've been trying to work that extremely relatable feel into a shitpost for AGES now." @cherubelly Possibly The Mood to end all moods "@MagsVisaggs And Lore's first episode where it feels like they explain it fifteen times and then make part of the plot revolve around it is really, really tiresome." @princessproto sounds like those people you follow need to stop associating with such a bigoted asshat tbh alright I'm having unplanned for UK cuties liking this tweet please form an orderly line why no this isn't subtweeting anyone why would you even say that shut up "heck heck HECK I need to conquer this so-called ""atlantic ocean"" and spend some time with all the cuties i know in the UK x/////x" @Hypnothulhu Oh I'm sure I'd *hate* it tbh So obviously that means I'm down :3c @anarchopupgirl holy heck they are! 😍 what even are cats https://t.co/LDJAnD8wb2 "@Hypnothulhu ucjilfhgasdiou aldsgjdfdsgdg s-somehow i had a feeling you might say that! >//////> of course it's up to Mistress ultimately, but I'd *love* to! :3c 💕💕💕" @Hypnothulhu I finally understand power bottoming how can I ever repay you @Hypnothulhu JUST READ THE REST OF THE THREAD OMG 💕 @Hypnothulhu th-this is um ooooh gosh wow >.< 💦 "@maddierawr I've never been in that part of the country, but I'd love to visit sometime! :3" I figured this is how they'd do combiners! I'm excited to add these to my collection 💕 "@dronkus23 I just wanted to call my country pants, carry on :P" @dronkus23 Its pants sucks worse tho "Tired: Don't do drugs Wired: Wait wait wait let's slow down a little! Let's just start with ""don't smoke joints while topless"" and take it from there. ... I mean, I'm not going to do that either, but my point still stands!" @ArmlessKittyfox Agreed https://t.co/SJiLrR4b7t "Controversial take but in my ideal world, even cis kids would get puberty blockers if they wanted them. Having to go through intense hormone changes as a teenager is a terrible, terrible idea." "If it were up to me, no one would need a second puberty, but I gotta say, having a puberty where you're getting the hormones you've been needing for way too long, all while getting to be an adult through it all is a really 10/10 experience imo" part of the cherry of this joint just landed on my tit ow @ZJemptv I'm so happy for you! I had a feeling you'd love it! 💕💕💕 "@Kalindlara I wish we talked more too! I'm terrible at DMing people and I assume a lot of my friends are the same, but know that I feel the same way 💕💕💕 And I really hope your living situation improves soon :/" "(But because I've already had someone ask when: A year at the soonest, sorry! >.<)" "If I could tell y'all I would, but honestly even if this person decided to give me permission, I don't want to spoil their surprise. They have a really fun idea for how they want to come out and I wouldn't ruin that for the world 💕💕💕" "@Kalindlara If there's any way I can help, let me know. I know so often the answer is there's nothing an internet friend can do to help, but I can't not remind my friends of that. Venting in my DMs, retweeting gofundme's, whatever you need my offer to help always stands, no question 💕" @Kalindlara I will! And you BETTER still be around! I'd be real sad if you weren't! D: "@Kalindlara I'm not going to be able to share it for potentially another year, unfortunately. I'm sure I'll link back to this tweet when I do so you know when it is tho <3" @ManjiButt https://t.co/grRSxfZiB8 "I'm so bummed that I missed @hmsnofun's stream when it was live! She even read my comment at 1:25:06! Since I couldn't be there live, I'll say this here: I'm an artist too and I know impostor syndrome all too well. I'm so glad my comment helped 💕 https://t.co/160j8JWpe2" @cordy_fox I saw those signs too and like I didn't have any but who on earth would fall for that? @KaseTheBlerd I red what is probably now like an eighth of Homestuck and promised myself I'd read the rest when it ended. It's on my to-do list >_> @KaseTheBlerd this is a quality shitpost @lumpenrose So does @trgrrl if I remember correctly. My brain remembers odd things. "I can't really see Optimal Optimus where he's currently displayed, but he's doing the important job of holding my mouse cord so I'm hesitant to move him lol https://t.co/uKqhHgSVIl" "@queermel I mind, but like, in a good way in which I appreciate the input! :3" "Radar the bat acquired!!! I've wanted this guy since I was a little girl but he retired RIGHT before I started getting into Beanie Babies, back when that mattered. In 2019 he was $10 on eBay lol https://t.co/EX113SCvSG" @MissPepper_Mint @PrissyOrcGF @Caliriadragon That appears to be a good way to describe it. I wanna try one now! @PrissyOrcGF What are Pizza Pops then? o.o @PrissyOrcGF We have something called pizza rolls that may or may not be similar? "@CookieCyboid Sometimes your videos are just as hilarious and awesome, though. But yeah who could have her energy? The woman's a content machine lol" @FlaredFeline I legitimately sometimes get near-orgasmic letting them out after a long day. It's all the pleasure of taking off your shoes but in an erogenous zone 👀💦 @Gay_In_Space7 I will always be a Simic mage at heart so I am liking how spicy they get to be this time. @CookieCyboid I feel like you could give @/LeftAtLondon a run for her money with this kind of amazing content tbh @norintha oh wait i don't have the key for mine either :O "@Sona_Sonara I got a screenshot, don't worry. But I think I'm retiring it for now :3" "Me: Welp, my Sultai-colored +1/+1 counter Commander deck is completely sketched out. I don't need to make any other cards fit. Wizards: Hold my mutagen. https://t.co/7rr0c9z9WK" @MetteusAtoll also mood 👀 @Icyrain35 @Kate_Bunni I'll take a screenshot but I'm not going to keep it going. I ruined the flow but doing several lines of text this time around. @maegodhavemercy I made room for awesome folks like you <3 @MissPepper_Mint And several different faces! "@Kate_Bunni I can't, there's one too many now :V" "I've put up a good months-long fight to keep my follower count exactly at 999, but I don't think I can manage anymore. There are too many awesome trans folks on this platform. My ratio is still pretty nice at least! :3" @DisgracefulDuck lol I hope it offends every transphobe "How to know someone is just being a bigoted ideologue rather than trying to learn or making a real point: If they refuse to entertain a thought experiment. And you will NEVER see a transphobe entertain the ""What if I could change my chromosomes?"" thought experiment." """You can't change your chromosomes!"" And if I could? Are either of us under any delusion that you'd accept me if I could? Then why are you even wasting my time with that tired old line?" "@DisgracefulDuck Whenever I hear something like ""You can't change your DNA"" from transphobes, all I hear is ""Even if you could change your DNA I'd still make a bullshit excuse to hate you.""" @EeveeRespecter are the littles rising up yet? @cherubelly Wouldn't it way more fun to let you melt first tho? 🤔 "Transphobes upping their bullshit game by calling dilators ""heated glass rods"" is the weirdest thing I've read all weak." @renfamous w why do they think dilators are heated glass rods??? https://t.co/NN7l6kRDch "Not an adult item, but only adults have to pay for them: Goldfish crackers are WAY too expensive for just being tiny cheddar crackers wtf." "@FrigidElfQueen In my personal experience, the most sadist-y dommes have some of the warmest hearts." @TrexPushups Because you're awesome and you love dinosaurs! I mean that's why *I* follow you :P "@maegodhavemercy I can be very pain averse (CAN be-- some pain is fun :3c) and laser is no big deal for me at all. Upper lip hurts pretty bad but other than that, the pain is gone as fast as it came." Follower count is a dark magic. Anyone foolish enough to stare into its depths and try to understand its mysteries will only come out of the experience with more questions than answers. "@molly_the_tanz Water World is in Denver, but as a kid growing up in Longmont only about 40 minutes away, I was well aware of that park and had visited a few times. It was part of the world I knew as ""where I live"" which is why I lumped them together." @FrigidElfQueen It's worth it to do that if it's bothering you so much. There's no right way to plan for money when money is tight. @molly_the_tanz lol I was avoiding the name of the town BUT I don't live there anymore and anyone with Google could've figured it out. Longmont will ALWAYS be my hometown. I love it so much. I imagine there's probably still a couple businesses called Twin Peaks in town. "Twin Peaks Mall isn't in my home town anymore. Now it's an outdoor shopping center with a new name. But Water World still exists last time I checked. Which is ironic given that Twin Peaks had the sequel series and Water World is, um... still Water World :V" "In Colorado, There was/is both a Twin Peaks Mall as well as a water park called Water World Growing up in the 90's I felt like media kept referencing my home state when it absolutely wasn't, lol" @PrissyOrcGF @SteampunkPenny heck saaaaaame 👀 "Before I came out, before I even knew I was trans, when I thought about what I wanted to do with my life, I said, ""I want to do something that allows me to meet lots of people. To network with everyone"" Being trans on Twitter has facilitated a lot of that & I couldn't be happier" "I've met so many AMAZING people BECAUSE I'm trans. The trans community sticks together, and just like any cross section of humanity, there are all kinds of fascinating people to meet within it. Me coming DIRECTLY led to me meeting those people. I wouldn't trade that for anything" "Being trans isn't constant sadness. There are sad moments of course, but that's simply the human condition. Trans people always being sad is a narrative that cis people want to maintain. Don't let them." "@FrigidElfQueen Dysphoria always lies and for what it's worth, I think you look gorgeous today 💕" @HedgeMom but does she also attac :O @anarchopupgirl hi i hate this *retweets* "@maegodhavemercy @Cynon44 I just really like the simplicity and the ""realness"" of an official release, if that makes sense? Emulators are ephemeral to me. Their saves feel like they're too easy to lose, too... worthless for me to care? It's weird and entirely irrational, I know." @suezobeam If it wastes a space having two Mario Partys I'm boycotting the release :P @cosmicladyrosa It is!!! @PrissyOrcGF I'm pretty sure that's a thing HRT can do! Mine definitely seem fuller as well :3c "@cosmicladyrosa Yeah I like girls a LOT but I feel like if I was a boy, I'd like boys. Being gay makes waaaaaay more sense to me." @liddytronic That's fair. I'm hording my last few Nintendo-made N64 controllers that don't have floppy joysticks for that very reason lol @liddytronic The only thing noticeably different with the other two releases is the connector port is the same one the Wii controller uses. So in theory you could use them to play Virtual Console games I guess? If that was still a thing? "@liddytronic Yeah, so just release the same controller :P" @liddytronic I like the N64 controller personally. I don't need rumble but I don't see anything wrong with just making the same thing again 🤷‍♀️ @Cynon44 The main reason I like the Classic systems is it's a cute way to play most of the retro games I'd want to play through HDMI so they're not input (or at least very little input? I'm the furthest thing from an expert on this) on modern TVs. "@liddytronic That's true, lol. I bet it's a hardware issue. Like they can't make N64 hardware work for the pennies it cost them to make the other two (it might even cost DOLLARS!!!!), so they're just not going to bother." @FrigidElfQueen *giggles* It's hecking TRUE! "Look, I'd still buy a hypothetical N64 Classic even if Nintendo couldn't (or wouldn't) work something out with Microsoft to include the Banjo games on it. But if they decided against making one because of the lack of Rare games... honestly, smart move on their part." @liddytronic HECK YES "@FrigidElfQueen CC seems like a mistake tbh Fuck those people. Goddammit as a sub, dommes are fucking godsends. Thank fucking goddess anyone is willing to beat me. Fuuuuuuuck those people I'm mad." @MetteusAtoll OMG I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU LOVE *huuuugs* 💕💕💕💕 "I've talked about this before, but it's not just that I love myself for the first time in decades and I'm gay so of course I love being gay, but it's also like... being gay just makes more sense to me, you know? My soul desires another like me, in some abstract way." @stellahymmne I feel bad for them too :/ "@FrigidElfQueen That can only be said by someone who is neither ace nor a sadist (likely not even into BDSM stuff in general) and is just running their mouth about shit they don't understand, and hurting people while they do it." @FrigidElfQueen That second one... fuck the people who say that shit. Infuriates me. @emuchaton wow you too??? I've heard straight girls lament that they'd be gay if it was a choice. I've seen nonbinary people decide that all their relationships are gay. Almost as if being gay really is the best thing ever 🤔🤔🤔 "@FrigidElfQueen I think it's really telling that every nonbinary person I've seen talk about this always goes with ""All my relationships are gay"" when technically any label is just as accurate as the next. Almost as if being gay is the best thing ever hmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔" "@tinybird420 Sounds like you already decided on girl mode. I agree! Starbucks is really good to trans people so it's one of those rare companies where a situation like this would work in your favor, I think." "I spent all fucking night having... not nightmares, but like, *really* stressful/anxious dreams about figuring out how to fly home from Canada. I kept waking up, reminding myself I've been home for over a week now, and falling back asleep, only to have another stress dream D:" @ManjiButt What do you think? :P "@maegodhavemercy All these feelings are completely normal. I remember being really scared of adopting the title of lesbian too when I first started out. Now I can't imagine being anything but a lesbian! Honestly, having a trans Twitter community really helped with a lot of that early doubt." @erinbanneret Thinking about trying to start a comic again. Something with regular updates will really help I think "@maegodhavemercy Aaaaaaaa so happy for you! I had about a year of laser on my face and while I still have to shave (I had a lot of blonde hairs I'm gonna need to use electrolysis on), it's worked wonders!" I wanna get back into drawing again "[cw nsfw, nudity] oh nooooo my tiddies just keep popping out of this top~ https://t.co/EFmYTubYBs" Tonight I found something really exciting about one of the eggs I've helped hatch! I can't say what it is just yet but I'm really excited to share it with everyone when I can!! 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh HRT is the hecking best @KirthKarnival I'm just a fellow trans girl and I know what it feels like to be where you're at. Go at the pace you most feel comfortable at <3 "@KirthKarnival lol I kinda worded that wrong. Like, my choosing to transition was the best decision I ever made. By ""great"" I mean ""good,"" not ""huge"" or ""super important."" I mean, of course I think it's super important. You already know it is. But you should take that first leap!" @KirthKarnival The only thing you have to fear is the greatest decision of your entire life. "@KirthKarnival If you want to be a girl, they do make pills for that :3" @AliceAvizandum @deathpigeon wow what are the odds 🤔 "New year, new display name! My last name isn't Salamander but I'd be elated if people started assuming it was lol" "Obviously it doesn't matter even if Lasseter did create Pixar, but if I'm going to dunk on a toxic male cinephile, you know I'm gonna do it while owning him on basic animation trivia lol" Nah but seriously yet another man tying his self-worth to the success of some famous asshole he's never met and getting everything wrong while he does it. more like screen flunkies lolololol "George Lucas created Pixar, Andy. Though I wouldn't have expected the... *squints at bio* creator of Screen Junkies to have known that." @Alexis_Lubbers1 @BootlegGirl Excuse me? "@TripleStaff This is a really sensitive subject for a lot of trans women and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't make jokes about it, especially if you're going to keep me tagged." @RuthRaise (Also I'm so happy I was able to help! <3 <3 <3) @RuthRaise Works for me! :3 @BootlegGirl We don't even get thunderous applause like in Star Wars :/ New personal rule of mine: Always follow back the eggs I hatch on Twitter In hindsight I don't know why I wasn't already doing this lol @OhMiaGod Wow is this ever a mood :/ @BluLegender I'm rooting for you!! Let me know how it goes 💕 "@BluLegender Keep fighting! Depression is a powerful force, but starting transition will be the best feeling ever, trust me 💕" @emuchaton stretch over my huge tiddies? you mean like this??? https://t.co/147yWUcewp "This subby slut is finally collared!! Thank you so much, Mistress! 💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/DHbuTXXBAA" @JennyOutrageous Lol saaaaame haha "@BugbearPancakes Sucking dick definitely scratches that particular oral fixation itch I have way more than eating pussy, I'll say that much :3" @Flailmorpho_ @FrigidElfQueen @vampyfemme @Triclilith This was the tweet that caused me to follow you just fyi :P "@Flailmorpho_ @FrigidElfQueen @vampyfemme @Triclilith More like a hobby than a job, really" "@emuchaton Yup! I worded that terribly, lol. I was saying ""I'm scared of needles and even I'm getting a tattoo."" Like my needle fear isn't even factoring because what I'm afraid of isn't what tattoo needles do." @Djinnkitty Well heck gosh I might have to make a point to visit the windy city then~ 👀💕 "@emuchaton Yeah like I'm terrified of needles too but what scares me is the penetration (lol) part. Puncturing my skin is a horrifying thought. The only worry I have about my first tattoo is the pain, but pain is conquerable." @Triclilith @CookieCyboid I blame The Sea Fucking sea "I really like sucking dick I really like eating pussy I don't think I can pick a favorite, try as I might" @Triclilith @CookieCyboid 👀💦 "@Esper_Lily @maegodhavemercy My natural voice is definitely shifting, but it still gets me misgendered. Sometimes I don't hate every second of every recording of my voice, which is a nice first step." "@Djinnkitty I'm almost 1,000 miles away but I'll try to make that happen :V" @MOOMANiBE I hate that argument so much. It's made by men who want to sound like they have a point because they think their self-worth is tied to how badly some celebrity behaved. - It SHOULD ruin careers - It never does "I've talked about this before, but for many years I thought I wanted to be an animator, and my stepdad knew someone who knew Lasseter, so in another life I might've gotten a job at Pixar. I can't imagine transitioning in such an environment now that I know how toxic it was." "Fuck John Lasseter He was a hero to me growing up. I'm glad he's gone from Disney and Pixar, but the fact that he's just going to some other studio sickens me. ""These allegations ruin careers!"" No they don't. They never do. They should, but they don't." @FrigidElfQueen That's hecking adorable omg "I'm definitely putting ""look into vocal surgery"" on my transition goals list. Might even be the thing I shoot for after GRS. My genitals and my voice are my biggest sources of dysphoria. Even if vocal surgery isn't 100% successful always, I need to try." "@AureliaB1986 I mean, that has to be how they do it now. Only leading up to the first Avengers was it even a little bit feasible, and it was a day-long event. A marathon in the other sense of the term, almost. I really love that kind of stuff but I get why they can't do it anymore lol" @maegodhavemercy @Azure_Husky Folks like you are why I have this account 💕 @AureliaB1986 I should add that nowhere was doing the pre-Ultron marathon near me. It was very frustrating. "@AureliaB1986 The last time I saw an in-theaters marathon was before Age of Ultron and it was like, a two day event that only VERY FEW theaters were doing. I really wanted to go since I went to the 15 hour event that theaters did for the first Avengers. But yeah, that's my hope now." @Calliethulhu I'm doing my best to contribute to the cause o7 "@MOOMANiBE I'd really love to stop using my absolutely-not-at-all-pirated copy of Photoshop, but Adobe keeps refusing to give me a reason to stop." "@PrissyOrcGF Honestly, even without hair it's still all over for me 😍" "This thread is a JOURNEY and deserves an Oscar, frankly" @MagsVisaggs Congrats!!! 💕 The things my OCD-riddled brain will do when it's left to wander. "I'm kinda frustrated that I missed seeing Ant-Man & The Wasp in theaters. I had a decade-long record of never missing an MCU move in theaters. And I'm definitely seeing Captain Marvel and Avengers 4, so it really is just a big hole in my record that didn't need to be there :/" "@Azure_Husky I thought I didn't have dysphoria. For 11 years I wished I did. Turns out once I did transition, I found a lot of dysphoria that I had buried so deep it was unknown to me. The gatekeeping designed to ""protect"" people with dysphoria like me DIRECTLY impeded my transition." @CookieCyboid Best thread of the day tbh @FrigidElfQueen Hope it goes well 💕 @ZJemptv wow mood 🔒RT @princessproto because this is a MOOD: incoming plurality euphoria tweet /we/ @princessproto Plurality euphoria is such a great feeling and we're so happy that y'all are feeling it right now 💕💖 @princessproto We'd retweet this if we could 💕💖 @GreerStothers @metalmesh3 @aughost_ Omg that's perfect! I'll take a look at your store right now thank you! @KendamuZ This is an incredible glow up 💕 @BIGBADBATTY For me I just focus on how hot it would be if I swallowed 🤷‍♀️ @OneLameShark @MaiaFranklyn That's literally the last Lizard piece I need @BIGBADBATTY Truth be told you don't drink it for the taste :V I'm showing Mistress one of my favorite movies tonight! 💕 https://t.co/yRNGKIAMSR "@CookieCyboid @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Yeah this has been a blast, truly." @MaiaFranklyn @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme That's about the kind of response I expected :P @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme still don't know what twonk means tho @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme That makes me so happy to hear thank you @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid please tell me a twink could be a twonk @ASecretRobin @lumpenrose @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid @NepNepLlama2 @Calliethulhu We Americans are a simply people @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid okay i'm calling shenanigans on that one sounds like a rick and morty character @CookieCyboid @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I I love this thread @ASecretRobin @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu (They make you talk like the goa'uld!) "@ASecretRobin @KittenFemme @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu Yeah I assumed it wouldn't have meant the same thing but I was like, if so, those are fun!" @CookieCyboid @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Don't forget to throw in some made up words to trick it with :V "@KittenFemme @UnifierLyone @Calliethulhu Again, these are all men. But I just really like accents. I don't think you'll defeat me :V" "@Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @UnifierLyone If I had heard it, I would've taken note. I think you'd be shocked to find how many I find appealing >_>" @UnifierLyone @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme I'm actually aware of this video interestingly enough. I mean I'm not into men so no comment >_> @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @UnifierLyone I am. I'm weak for every UK accent. @KittenFemme HEY you're pretty and hot 👀💕 @emuchaton proud of u "@behsss First one when I say it usually sounds more like ""haff to."" In ""have two"" I pronounce the V more distinctly." "@MapleReam ""Female"" should be used as an adjective, not a noun (Similarly, it's awkward to use ""woman"" as adjective instead of a noun, though far less creepy than using ""female"" as a noun)" @Nyanthetime Something comparable to professional paleo art. I'd definitely have the research ready before I contacted them. "I guess I should have specified digital artist, and also that I'm mainly thinking ahead. I don't have the money for it just yet. But if y'all have suggestions, I'm all ears :3" "@squidlarkin It feels better for us as well. There's an overwhelming sense of relief that we never would have predicted, though it makes sense in hindsight since it feels a little bit like gender euphoria tbh" @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith Overwatch obviously Any artist peeps or artist fans know of an artist who's really good at drawing believable animals who takes commissions? I want a painting of a Spinosaurus with the most up-to-date science on what the animal looked like for the display I'm making for my Spinosaurus teeth. "@lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso Of course. Any time you need some encouragement, I'm here for you 💕" @lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso You will. The collective experience of millions of trans women ensures it. @lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso Trust me. This is the best decision you'll ever make. You got this. @ExistentialEnso @lumpenrose Seriously. This is what I used to look like. Would you honestly guess that this weird beardface person would've been able to look like the woman I do now? I don't even use makeup! That's all HRT. https://t.co/R4EAEbdf5H "@lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso It can't make it worse. Again, just the mental health benefits alone WILL be worth it. But if it does get worse, you can go off HRT within 6 or so months and not have any irreversible changes. But you'll see (feel) what I mean before then most likely." @lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso I do. You're experiencing dysphoria and HRT will reduce that greatly. "@CookieCyboid Is there seriously not a gif on Twitter of the part in Hook where Rufio yells ""KILL THE LAWYER!!!' smh" "@lumpenrose @ExistentialEnso You're experiencing dysphoria. That's normal for most trans people. The mental relief you'll feel on HRT will be worth it, but I also I can promise you the physical changes you'll experience will be more than you think possible. You got this! 💕" @CookieCyboid I love that I already know most of these are true lol @quatoria @emuchaton i'm just trying to help my good friend emu @emuchaton and i'm thirsty it seems we have similar goals "@Phynixsister83 @SteampunkPenny ""Reducing labels"" as you call it is erasing identities. It's the ""I don't see race"" defense. It's what privileged identities tell themselves is the same as acceptance, but it's erasure. You're cis. Get over it." "@Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen @acutebitten I'm just kidding Lilith, you're the best, sweetest doggo ever 💕💕💕💕" "@Phynixsister83 You're ""lumped in"" with cis people only insofar as you are definitionally cis Cis isn't inherently a bad thing, but the systemic oppression we experience from cis people is. People with marginalized identities sometimes need to vent about oppression. It's not about you." @FrigidElfQueen @acutebitten @Triclilith Yeah she's a chompy doggo towards everyone until Sara pulls that invisible leash :3 "@Phynixsister83 Your comment felt overly aggressive and was very hard to understand. If you meant well, no worries." "@salielle @Cynon44 That's true! I initially only was conscious of the kind of gender dysphoria that was simply wishing to be another gender than the one I was assigned at birth. Later after I got my hormones more in order, I realized I had the more widely accepted form of dysphoria too :/" @FrigidElfQueen *giggles* I had to learn that with Mistress too :3c @FrigidElfQueen omg you trained her so well! :D "@Phynixsister83 You're not lumped in unless you want to be or think you should be. If you think you shouldn't be, then the solution is real simple: Don't come into someone's notifications explaining their own struggles to them." @EeveeRespecter feel like i dodged a bullet there given that it's dumb bitch hours 24/7 over here :3 @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen what a heckin good demon :3c @magnetrans Fuck cis people. I can't imagine what kind of asshole would hate someone like you. @princessproto Oh no that's awful! *hugs* I think you had talked about this being your last gdq? Might be for the best if it's this scary :/ "@FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @vampyfemme @Flailmorpho_ Hey Mistress, check this thread out :V @SteampunkPenny" @trgrrl GET EQUIPPED WITH TID THIS IS NOT A DRILL: I AM CURRENTLY 69 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 3K "I mean I definitely talk about lewd things but I feel like a cishet guy who hornyfollowed me would have to constantly be thinking ""When does she get naked and fuck things? D:""" Whenever I see a guy following me who I confirm is a chaser by looking at who else he follows and it's just a bunch of trans sex worker accounts I'm always like... Really? This account? This is comparable to porn to you? I want to get into porn and apparently I'm already there. "@emuchaton honestly mean i take issue with the word ""too""" "@princessproto After watching many years of Giant Bomb streams, I know from the various people they've had do audio: Audio is dark magic that never cooperates. Those volunteers are heroes." "This is one hell of a read, holy shit" "@WolfieTwit That's all very comforting, but it's a pretty severe phobia of mine. If I knew how to turn it off I'd gladly do so :/" "@WolfieTwit @norintha @PrissyOrcGF True! Injections are the best way. For me personally tho, I am *way* to terrified of needles >_>" hot milky tiddie strats did you know they make pills that just GIVE you big milky tiddies??? that's what i'm SAYING [cw gross body stuff] Had an infected hangnail I needed to lance. I feel way better now BUT WHY IS THE HUMAN BODY SO HORRIFICALLY DISGUSTING??? 🤮 Me any time transphobes try to pretend they know a thing about trans people or transitioning: https://t.co/qfkYugfpFP @MissPepper_Mint https://t.co/RPr0XrOSaK @ADirtyTrans @HeckingJen RIGHT???? @FrigidElfQueen I won't @ Mistress again. But I considered it :P "Just because you think you noticed an inconsistency in the way doctors treat two different conditions doesn't mean Literally All Of Modern Medicine Is Wrong. This is your brain on transphobia, folks." "That's because, unlike those other examples, almost 100 years of research has proven that transitioning greatly reduces gender dysphoria. No other treatment yields similar results. Did you really think doctors literally never thought of that in almost ten decades? lol" Do any Colorado peeps know of a good place near Fort Collins for a trans woman to get electrolysis done? It takes a LOT of spoons to go into a place like that while trans AND ask to zap my junk. So knowing they're cool in advance would help. I still had all my passport and name change research tabs open and it feels soooooo good to close those forever omg @maddierawr Literally my mom before I came out to her lol @FrigidElfQueen THIS IS REALLY WHOLESOME JSYK "But once all that is done, I can get my surgery date and schedule a surgery consultation. They actually do it in that order too because it reduces wait times, weirdly enough. Nothing stopping me now! V Day will have a date in no time!" "Also the trans coordinator made it sound like as long as I had the money to do it, I could zap all my hairs away in a matter of weeks? Regardless we're gonna shoot for as fast as possible. I already did my waiting." "Back in like, November the transgender coordinator at Kaiser told me if I get everything in order asap, it'd be like a 9 month wait for GRS. I'm already a bit behind but there's really nothing else distracting me at this point. It's my big 2019 goal." January 2019 goals: - Find a new local doctor & set up an appointment for a physical exam in prep for GRS - Ask said doctor about a really good numbing cream prescription for electrolysis on my junk x_x - Electrolysis on my junk x_x @ZJemptv Literally because transphobia. "I briefly considered booking a hotel for this year's DenFur, but it's happening potentially the same month as my GRS (August), so until I have a surgery date I'll need to hold off on planning for that. Notable as this is the first time I've had to make plans around GRS :3" @LewdyOrcGF Because I have :V https://t.co/Uc2JcX4nRz @LewdyOrcGF I mean have you met our current Warchief? 😍 "@Archaema @ZJemptv I don't know that they think it's okay even for other people. I think in their minds trans is an extremely rare abnormality. Once you truly believe trans is just as valid as cis, these arguments show themselves to be the transphobia they were all along." "@ZJemptv If their actual concern was permanent changes, they'd be calling for mandatory puberty blockers for all kids, cis and trans. The fact that they're not shows that it's just transphobia. They know they can't say ""cis is normal"" so they do this ridiculous song and dance." @ZJemptv THIS IS REALLY SCUMMY HOLY FUCK Literally the language of an abuser. I'm completely floored. "@ZJemptv This part infuriates me the most. IT SURE WOULD BE AWFUL TO HAVE PERMANENT CHANGES YOU DON'T WANT HAPPEN TO YOUR BODY, HUH? CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT GROWING UNWANTED FACIAL HAIR IS LIKE This is an ad hoc justification for transphobia & I can't believe anyone falls for this bullshit" "@emuchaton the only way to figure this out for sure would be the ""have a thirsty slut pull them off with her teeth"" method for science 👀" @Ally_Krasowski @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith Listen if I could control that urge my life would be MUCH easier. I will sometimes literally say a really bratty thing and then IMMEDIATELY look guilty. It's like I get possessed by the brat demon. I'd stop if I could >.> "@FrigidElfQueen @Ally_Krasowski @Triclilith Urge to brat can be very strong, but I'm sure they're a good doggo :3" @FrigidElfQueen @Ally_Krasowski Brats need reminding. Often. Not that I'd know ANYTHING about that 👀 I've been trying to figure out what I should put inside the trans symbol when I inevitably get it as a tattoo. I just had the idea of maybe a rabbit paw print inside the trans symbol? Heck I've been a furry much longer than I've known I was trans. It feels fitting to me. "@JUNIUS_64 Never yikes'd at an oof before, but like, y i k e s" @MOOMANiBE It's really hecking cute watching folks find friends and loved ones on the stream lol @Triclilith @emuchaton I DON'T PLAY REAPER OKAY??? D:< @emuchaton i tried to think of a reaper sex joke but all i came up with was death rosebud and i'm so ashamed @ASecretRobin Yeah there's a creepy layer of implied obsession there. @Djinnkitty @emuchaton uhhhh i think you mean her superpower @luckyseven3 I had a friend pick me up some really nice pronoun pins from PAX last year. It's really awesome and becoming more common every year. "@Icyrain35 You didn't give it away, it's okay! But thank you." @Roodypatooti (He did lol) "@Icyrain35 I'm pretty sure I kept the exact location of my visit a secret, UNLESS you're super familiar with the airport I landed in. If you figured it out, that's okay, but please continue to keep it private <3" "@Kaelyrhn If I'm going down under I wanna become friends with Riley J Dennis first. (I'm kidding, but holy gay I'd love to take her out for coffee!)" @JesskaNightmare That's honestly what I want from Twitter too. I hope it's not too presumptuous to call you a friend (I like to consider my mutuals friends) but you're certainly a friend who I love seeing on my TL 💕 We should chat more often! :3 """Dream casting"" usually only refers to casting actors to play characters that already existed in a format that didn't previously have an actor associated with them, so it's a bit weird to apply this to an Avatar character, but... Dante Basco is the perfect Zuko https://t.co/JV043db8lH" "ESPECIALLY IRL. It's really easy to edit your speech when it's a text-based format, but I take the boring way out too often when using pronouns while talking. It/its in particular I have a lot of trouble sticking to, and that's an issue I'm going to try my hardest to change." "This also goes for it/its. xe/xir, etc. I wasn't sure how best to categorize them, but basically I want to lean more heavily on less common pronouns when the choice is offered. It normalizes their use which is extremely important." Starting in this new year I want to use they/them/their pronouns more often in instances where people offer a choice between [he/him/his]/[she/her/hers] pronouns and they/them/their pronouns to refer to them. Especially if they truly don't mind which one I pick. "@FrigidElfQueen I know it's because they feel more comfortable with it, but can I just say that blindfold is one hell of a hot aesthetic??? 👀💦" I think for our next queercation (where we road trip somewhere solely to meet up with cuties and do extremely gay things) should just be a cross-country tour of Canada tbh Not to sound super gay or anything but you Canadian girls are just 👀💦 @TenaciousRanch Vaccinations: The WORST kind of vacation :P :P :P "@norintha @PrissyOrcGF (Basically as long as your endocrinologist is cool, patches are better than pills. But too much will fuck things up. If only it worked like cartoon logic lol)" @norintha @PrissyOrcGF Yeah like I get you're joking but our Mistress suffered through severe panic attacks because her endo at the time refused to believe estrogen patches could affect mood(?!?!) But if we're just memeing: Yes more tiddie stickers = more power @PrissyOrcGF (tiddie stickers? :D) @ZJemptv Isn't it exhausting for these clowns to always be angry at stuff like this? This is actually pretty much standard practice at most cons these days. Fuckin' cis people I swear. "@Calliethulhu @ButtGoblin666 definitely one of those things where yes, technically i have every right to block them but they haven't yet crossed a line with me that'll make doing so not extremely spoon intensive if you wanna tell me what happened over dms i might finally have that reason (no pressure tho)" @Calliethulhu @ButtGoblin666 they're uh they're a lot they often make me uncomfortable in ways i can't really quantify so they're still following me please don't repeat any of that x_x @ASecretRobin wow that person needs to learn boundaries jesus christ "@xlashe @destroyeroftroy Yes but if all you played was the game and nothing else, you wouldn't know who that was. She also mentions Emily in a voice line while on King's Row. There's nothing in the game itself explicitly saying she's gay." @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith Their blanket game is too stronk @rozietoez @CaseyExplosion Never use Twitter without it! @ZJemptv Aaaah I'm so happy you're enjoying it!!! 💕💕💕 "Overwatch has a lesbian on their box art as well as the majority of their advertisements and yet if all you experienced was the game itself and nothing else, you'd never know she was gay. Talk about a bittersweet representation win." @trgrrl I'm happy too. I think too often people think you can't appreciate the representation while also saying it's not enough and that's definitely where I'm at with this. "Ultimately, I'm happy there's more queer representation connected to the game. I'll always stan for Tracer, as you all know. But we can still fight for better." "(And like, they could show it if they got more creative. But we can grant them that difficulty/near impossibility and still call it what it is)" Blizzard has set their game's parameters in such a way that they can never show open queerness in the core game. It's also queerbaiting. "Like literally Blizzard has said the GAME ITSELF isn't ""canon."" Side stories are technically the highest level of canon. It's still the same ""Dumbledore is gay but we'll never show you that"" bullshit. Both things are true." The way Overwatch is designed (that story elements stay out of the game beyond occasional voice lines for flavor) means it can only ever have Rowling-esque not-representation. "@salielle @Cynon44 💕 Thank you, but I've actually since realized I have dysphoria. I'm literally I'm the person that gatekeeping was designed to protect but because brains can be weird, I didn't even know it. That's why I'm so against gatekeeping. It hurts EVERYONE." [Ian Malcom voice] Boy I hate being right all the time. https://t.co/XRTNpbXnvr "@Cynon44 So basically, a self-gatekeeper needs compassion in every hypothetical I can think, of at least. People like that are the people I'm fighting for when I say being against gatekeeping is a core value of mine." "@Cynon44 I guess I'd need a specific example, but my first thought was to relate that to how for 11 years I believed I wasn't allowed to call myself trans or transition because I thought I needed dysphoria. But like, that's not self-gatekeeping. I was simply a victim of gatekeeping." "@Cynon44 That's an issue that needs to be addressed on a case-by-case basis, but in general I would say that's someone who should be told that the gatekeeping isn't necessary, but kindly so. Yelling at someone like that in the way you might towards a regular gatekeeper wouldn't help." @princessproto We're gonna take every Nintendo character and make them queer every time Nintendo tries to make cutesy jokes about us. (Which weirdly happens way too much) *never let them go So angry I'm putting double negatives where I don't even need them lol @cosmicladyrosa Basically. That should be how I phrase/frame it in the future. #NAME? There needs to be a term for pet peeves that aren't petty but still feel kinda like pet peeves because you can never not let them go. Mine are: - Gatekeeping of any kind - Victim blaming - Tone policing/respectability politics (which is a form of victim blaming imo) "That really goes for all tone policing/respectability politics, btw. It's ultimately victim blaming. If you're worried about how your trans siblings' actions/attitudes towards cis people are affecting our community, take that anger to the cis people that keep hurting us." I'm just completely done trusting cis allies without seeing A LOT from them first. I recognize that that kind of attitude can in many cases make activism extremely difficult. Tell that to the shitty cis allies that keep letting us down. That's damage they're directly causing. "The reason shitty allies keep falling for bullshit concern trolling is because they've convinced themselves they can't be transphobic. If you're cis and you're at the point where you think you can't be transphobic anymore, I promise you you have been. Probably recently." "@upandoutcomic Goddess I hope you're spared from the bisexual lesbian discourse. If you have sapphic interests, you have access to ""gay"" or even ""lesbian"" if you want to use those terms. Gatekeeping never helps or works. You're hecking valid, in other words." "Do cis people get that even if there was a magic pill that changed EVERYTHING about a trans person so that they are indistinguishable from any other person of the same gender (including chromosomes), a nonzero portion of transphobes would STILL have ""concerns"" over our existence?" "@FrigidElfQueen If it was them choosing to leave (and not getting suspended), it's their loss." "@erinbanneret @CaseyExplosion Blocklists usually have false positives. I recommend block chain add ons for PC browsers (Google ""Twitter block chain"" to avoid the crypto currency kind of block chain). If you only have access to Twitter on phone tho, blocklists are the only solution I know of." "@CookieCyboid ""Used as a slur"" here meaning ""trans people are getting uppity and I was under the impression that they had to be subservient to us."" Seriously this is literally just discomfort at us having even the slightest amount of power over them." "@CookieCyboid I'm stealing ""winging twat."" That's really good holy shit." Thread muted due to cis bullshit. Thank you for the retweets and support 💕 "@CaseyExplosion I always have to give a big long explanation of how you need to set up Twitter as a trans person to trans siblings. I met one of my girlfriends and countless friends on here. But if I wasn't EXTREMELY proactive about blocking transphobes, I would've been chased off ages ago." @fohfuu @ploshoune (I've blocked @eileenarden82 so I should probably stop trying to add my two cents. It's too confusing to keep up lol. Thank you both for fighting the good fight) [cw transphobia] It's taking one example of an actual terrible person and using it as justification for violence against us. Slowing down the discussion with bullshit concerns is fucking evil when more blatant transphobia is already killing us every day. Sit down and listen. "[cw rape] Imagine if there was an article talking about the ""concerns"" a person has over redheads and used a real case about an actual redheaded woman who raped someone. You see how silly at best, bigoted at worst that sounds?" @erinbanneret looking up I think? I think it's finally leaving me but on its way out it's giving me one hell of a cough as well as that achy numbness only a cold can provide. I've been sick for a week x_x @Zoey_1976 Absolutely. "This is actually one of those instances where there's a ready-made solution that doesn't need transphobic assholes writing articles about their ""concerns"" to remind us. It's still transphobia. Please listen to us." "It's such an an bullshit tactic. I'm told cis women who are deemed a danger to other women are sometimes held in men's prisons, but they're still separated from the men. I think we should abolish prisons, but within the current system: Just treat the trans woman like a woman" This is when the pedantry that permeates social media hurts people. You get focused on arguing with me for being a percieved rape apologist and the TERFs already won. So often as trans people we're forced into lose-lose arguments like that. That's by design. "[cw transphobia, rape] Love when I explain to cis people that an article talking about the ""concerns"" of TERFs is still transphobic even if they're talking about a real trans woman who actually raped someone. You're falling for the distraction. It's still transphobia." "@AkurePhenix @GinesGalindo @MamboCat84 @CaseyExplosion If you have any ideas on how to educate Rowling, I'm all ears. She's shown multiple times that she disregards criticism from people. She sure as fuck wouldn't listen to me." "@eileenarden82 @serglesinner It's still transphobia, thanks for playing." @tinybird420 Leggy on main? :o @MapleReam Moooooo! ^w^ "@CatbotMuffin Funny and usually navigable! And when ther translations don't make any sense at all, I usually feel comfortable saying ""Sorry, I don't think the translator is working."" Usually it's someone replying to an English tweet of mine, so I feel comfortable replying in English." "@SeriouslyMeghan @PrissyOrcGF I'm done making room for men. ESPECIALLY in contexts like this where literally I'm just typing words he'll never see. His ego will be just fine, don't worry. Still not 100% sure why on earth you're worried, though." "@SeriouslyMeghan @PrissyOrcGF At any point does my boundaries as a lesbian matter at all? I wasn't the target of this bullshit and I can't speak for Morgan, but am I as a lesbian even allowed to say ""This crosses a line"" or am I supposed to shut up because he doesn't know any better?" @SeriouslyMeghan @PrissyOrcGF What're your point here? What do you want me to say? Ignorance is still shitty. Fuck that ignorance. Fuck ignorant men. I'm not pulling my punches just because it wasn't thought out fully by him. In 2019 we're done with playing devil's advocate. No more of that shit. @MagicTheygirl That's what it sounded like you were saying!!! D: @MagicTheygirl No I mean I literally only see a B are you trolling me? o.o @MagicTheygirl It's... the letter B tho? no one ever explained to me the significance of 🅱️ and at this point in afraid to ask cishet men like to spend a lot of time in their own heads trying to figure out ways to make their misogyny sound logical and it's never not funny to watch you can tell he thinks he's the first person to think of this metaphor and it's downright adorable https://t.co/Mw37Or6MdX @FrigidElfQueen @transfilmtheory @EeveeRespecter Truly a historic day "@Calliethulhu This might surprise you, but: Huge mood" @SteampunkPenny th-thank you Mommy >.< @CookieCyboid @sistawendy @ButchPuppy Well shit I'm just gonna let that word into my lexicon then 💕 @CookieCyboid @MaiaFranklyn @ButchPuppy Yeah that's why I caught myself almost saying it earlier lol @CookieCyboid @ButchPuppy That's the magic of a text-based medium! :3 "@MaiaFranklyn @ButchPuppy @CookieCyboid Oh trust me, I've been yelled at by many, many other UK buddies for stuff like that before you :P" @CookieCyboid @ButchPuppy That's fair. I've kinda always loved British slang but I'm super cautious not to make an ass out of myself lol "@ButchPuppy @CookieCyboid Oh that reminds me, are we as Americans allowed to say innit? I'm like half joking but I almost did earlier in another tweet and I didn't want UK buddies laughing at me :P https://t.co/4knArcwc8i" @CookieCyboid @ButchPuppy oh my god it went from embarrassingly hilarious to horrifically insidious D: @CookieCyboid @ButchPuppy yes hello i am a proud snowflake i wanna join army said no one ever @bi_gendian (And for the record they have a really soothing voice imo) "@bi_gendian Yeah I certainly can't speculate on the person's actual gender. I guess the most accurate way to describe what I thought I was hearing was: Vocal chords that have the range of a person who went through a testosterone-based puberty speaking in a softer, higher pitch." "@WynneCluster There definitely seems to be a healthy level of ""We're not experts on this"" from the plural community that I've seen. Figured I'd ask anyway, though <3" "@ireneista I'm pretty sure there used to be a trans version of that very same concept. Also, REALLY nice touch how the url changes to areweplural." I'm by no means an expert but I'll quote tweet this to ask my followers if they have some resources? "@GirlyAlterEgo What a neat coincidence! That seriously felt like a magic trick, good job lol. Yeah I don't want to make any assumptions but they sound transfeminine to me and I'd love to find out if they are!" @GirlyAlterEgo okay seriously how did you do that "I could be wrong of course. I don't want to say who it was and risk being completely wrong. Maybe I am! But at the very least, I hear a voice of indeterminate gender, and the fact that cis people will just take that and go ""he"" is really depressing to me." "I found a video from a YouTube channel I've never watched before and it's just the YouTuber's voice explaining things and my first thought was, ""That sounds like a trans woman."" If I'm right, the comments are misgendering them. Are cis people's ears really that bad?" "@TheSecretCallie If you needed players to DM over and wanted to do it online, I'd love to join 💕" @cherubelly oh heck you're right 👀💦 @PrissyOrcGF Emily is the only choice @princessproto i'm sorry murder tunnel? @Triclilith You're impossibly cute btw 💕 @ZJemptv Can't tell if that's a coincidence or they're fully aware of the connection. @vinctee @ExistentialEnso It's never a perfect translation. But I can usually (not always) follow most of what they mean. .@EeveeRespecter lol https://t.co/e5SvZNvOAt "@waitworry Back in my day the weebs would at least use the actual Japanese terms when justifying their bigotry. No, sweetie, ""tr*p"" is not a Japanese term. It's a 4ch*n term." "If you care about whether or not you're being transphobic: Listen to the people transphobia by definition directly affects If you don't care: Why are we having this argument? What you're really saying is ""I don't like it when you call me that,"" and frankly I don't give a shit." "To all my new followers from the JK Rowling tweet: It's gets pretty lewd in here, fair warning :V" "It's almost always said to trans people too. Do they seriously think we'll say, ""Huh, you're right cis person, that wasn't transphobic at all, what on earth came over me""???" "Cis people stop saying ""That's not transphobic"" challenge 2019" @StebMcDreb valid @StebMcDreb YEAH I KINDA LOW KEY HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS FOLLOW ME YOU COWARDS (Hopefully it works as well in other languages as well!) @JillFlusk @Nyxfears In my experience Torrid is really awesome to trans people. "One of the few ways this actually feels like ""the future"" in the way I was hoping for as a kid: Most of the translate feature on Twitter works well enough for me to have conversations with people who aren't speaking English. That's *really* fucking cool." @twicetagons @hyukkoch @pvssy_cat Never heard of the Snape is trans theory but yeah no way that's true lol you know your tweet has hit the big time once you get replies of people just @'ing their friends "@liddytronic oh, incredibly so, yes" @ArmlessKittyfox @cherubelly how many people read my bio and think i'm a slut for elon musk is what i wanna know oh hey they're playing Literally The Best Zelda on GDQ! :3 @cherubelly CAN CONFIRM 😍💦 Me: I'm not going to quote tweet smaller accounts who are being shitty. It amplifies their voice and sics a ton of people on them. Rando: *is transphobic in my notifications* Me to my followers: https://t.co/trpNf5g34M @LewdyOrcGF @prismaisgames Saaaaaaaame. I'm a 44C but I could stand to be a few cup sizes bigger at least :3 "@prismaisgames @LewdyOrcGF Mine is usually simply ""bigger"" :3" "Also we're not gonna lose this one to a deletion. I only engage with cis people arguing points like these that I think might actually care about what trans people think. To take that olive branch and then effectively go ""Nah just kidding"" infuriates me. https://t.co/1R1ZhntrcX" """i disregard the humanity of any rapist. sorry"" If you can't call a trans woman a rapist, at least you can call her a rape apologist amirite? Fucking ""LGBTQ+ ally"" in her bio. Fucking yeah right." "[cw transphobia, rape] No, that's by definition a transphobic thing. As a cis person, you don't get to define what is and isn't transphobic, ""sorry."" Notice how you just automatically assume that a trans woman would only rape a cis woman? You are no ally of ours." @thelindsayellis ...I admit this is the first time I've realized what that's a picture of "Okay so Twitch is running better than I thought it would. I can watch GDQ live! Super blurry, but I can watch it." @CaseyExplosion 20-sloth-teen @ButtGoblin666 Statistically someone probably does. But also statistically it'd probably be a creepy cishet guy sooooooo @PrissyOrcGF holy fuck I snagged my chance for a free copy back when they were doing that but uhhhhhh I literally can't download that on this internet lol @lumpenrose @PrissyOrcGF I'm slowly working my way towards it. First to go is red meat. @EeveeRespecter Does Your Daddy Know @PrissyOrcGF Sometimes you just crave that McD*nald's flavor that permeates all their food. Happens to the best of us :V "@EeveeRespecter I'm willing to read it that way if you are! I love ABBA, as you know :V" @emuchaton your shitpost energy is unstoppable @EeveeRespecter A great example of the thing I've noticed where sometimes really creepy songs also are unfortunately really catchy. I for one am extremely "@emuchaton ""Men love femininity. It has value to us."" First off: Creepy Second: Lesbians do it better" "Thank you so much for this awesome late Christmas gift, @CatJudgement! I'm now seriously well on my way to owning the entire G1 continuity on DVD! 💕🤖 (I also have Beast Wars, first season of G1, and Headmasters. Now I have the end of the story!) https://t.co/atdzMOI025" "@inwonderlandaly I don't know anything about her either. The tweet I'm quote tweeting is of a screenshot of JK Rowling liking a transphobic article. Erin simply said ""JK Rowling deffo needs canceling.""" @PrissyOrcGF This troll is taking it easy today and recovering from a nearly week-long flu. Video games and YouTube (and lots of water) is the order of the day 💕 @FrigidElfQueen @samanthapRVN @TimonicWulfgar What lucky girls 😍 "@FrigidElfQueen @TimonicWulfgar T can fluctuate weirdly after an orchi. Also, while what you experienced can happen, I've heard from other trans girls that after an orchi their erections got even easier. The human body is real weird sometimes :V" "@FrigidElfQueen @TimonicWulfgar HRT (specifically T blockers) can make erections more difficult, though, if that's the specific question being asked here. I have a lot of trouble getting erections but personally I prefer it that way." "@FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith One of my favorite things is when Mistress finds a boundary and pushes it gently. It's a very careful balancing act. You can't push that without a LOT of trust, patience and communication. But once you have that... *shivers* it's really nice x.x" "@FrigidElfQueen Because of the understandable focus on safewords, we so rarely do get to talk about that surrender. It sounds scary if you're not into BDSM stuff, but it's the entire reason I love being a sub." This is a huge mood for me as well <3 "Okay, since a number of big accounts are still retweeting this (<3 you all), I should add: I'm told this screenshot might've been from the last time she did it. Our score might only be at 2. But you know what? Too many people didn't hear about it the last time." @FrigidElfQueen Cheeseburgers cover like every food group. They're probably super healthy! >.> I'm living in my dream home if I'm being honest but HOLY HELL fuck my shitty mountain internet. Can't watch friends stream on Twitch. Makes me very sad :/ @PrissyOrcGF Great minds think alike I guess! :P https://t.co/kyhMGPWEC3 @BoringNerdyKate 😳👀💦💕 "@TwippingVanilla Oh! Uhhh... well I don't really want to film myself doing it. But I admit I didn't describe it super well? Like, my hips sometimes do almost a circular motion? Like if the circle was a clock, it's face would face my right or left side. Does that make sense?" @FauxPup Tortie kitty!! :3 "@FrigidElfQueen You're a very, very good domme, Sara. Your submissive are going to be well taken care of. That much was VERY apparent watch you interact with them 💕" To all my new followers: Thank you! We might actually reach 3k after many months of my follower count wildly fluctuating. It's a very silly thing to care about but thank you all the same <3 "@G1rl_From_Mars I think the issues they have is some combination of the following: - They don't like that it feels like someone else decided the term - They don't want to be defined by the existence of trans ppl - They think it sounds like ""cyst"" All of these reasons are bad reasons, tho." @FrigidElfQueen (point is I've debated removing it too) "@FrigidElfQueen lol are you me I feel like if I remove artist from my bio I'm admitting defeat. Just because I've had like, a year of artist's block doesn't mean that's not still part of me. But that's just me, of course." @FrigidElfQueen aaaayyyyy same! ran out of room in my bio tho :V "@FrigidElfQueen I don't blame you for avoiding the whole thing entirely, but that's the kind of thing that you're allowed to get upset at people for doing." @norintha @XylariaVG All of them would feel like scrapping the bottom of the barrel imo. "@lumpenrose There's a difference between ""A character exists"" and ""This character should be in Smash."" If it looks like the bottom of the barrel is being scraped, that franchise should be marked as ""done.""" 5. Yoshi: This is another tough one too. A bit too limiting. Pass. "4. Metroid: There's not really very many characters in this franchise by design. We have Samus and Ridley, we're good imo." @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu I mean that's partly because people are interested that we used to live in the same obscure town for several years :V @Calliethulhu Yeah that's probably how I already knew it. I do check locations sometimes! But I have a few friends in the UK so I couldn't recall who it was that was in London. "3. Zelda: Literally the best, most interesting character in the Zelda character ever and she's not allowed to be anything but an Assist Trophy? Fuck that. And please no ""What about true form Midna?"" That's not Midna. https://t.co/jDNej9s9cx" 2. Donkey Kong: The best character in the DKC games seems like an obvious choice! https://t.co/BGmkMwcV1x "1. Super Mario: There's only one correct answer. FUCK Assist Trophies. Their original purpose was to give us extra characters, but in a game that now has so fucking many, all they do is section off characters we can't have arbitrarily. https://t.co/P4BYWrmni7" @Calliethulhu Oh neat I didn't know you lived in London? Did I know that? I might've known that. Still think it's neat. "I can easily fill these slots, let's do this. https://t.co/VJ0wwSSj7p" I guess I want to apologize As I look you in the eyes We'll break through to the other side And that's a promise @princessproto I'm really shocked they haven't??? They were absolutely the first con of that kind I heard of that made some news by having trans speedrunners. Them being at the cutting edge of that shit would've made sense to me. "Look, prisons are the absolute worst way to deal with criminals. In my opinion we should abolish them. But within the current system? A trans woman is no more dangerous to a cis woman than another cis woman is. It's just transphobia to say otherwise. Full stop." "I had an ally in my notifications ask ""But what about convicted felons?"" Yeah, them too. Trans women, being women, go to women's prisons. Anything short of that is transphobia. And ANY ""But..."" you could reply with is also transphobic, thanks." "Our genders aren't conditional. It doesn't matter how badly one of us acts, if you cease to gender us correctly, you're being transphobic. End of story." "@progynovadose You're not the only one! It might simply be a psychological thing. Like, for those of us who didn't do it before, our brains now feel comfortable doing it." "@d_m_elms For me it's a very gender euphoric kind of thing, but there's no wrong way to get horny! I might've worded it kinda wrong? They're not JUST grinding, but like, they rotate in a circle kinda? Hard to describe. If I ever did it pre-HRT it was more of a thrusting motion." "@T_MECE It seems as if her opinion on this issue is a resounding ""Who cares?"" which is at least as damning as our initial assumption that she agrees with these articles. Her silence speaks volumes, in other words." @d_m_elms Valid! "@T_MECE @thalestral Yeah I guess maybe I jumped the gun a bit? I thought for sure the title of that article was new, or at least that Rowling hadn't liked that exact article before? At least I got some followers from this thread, lol Shit still shit and not enough people know it at the very least." "@Archaema I keep forgetting about that, but yes I believe that's the big reveal with the villain of that story." "@cass0306 Our genders are not conditional. Would a convicted cis woman get thrown into a men's prison? The reason anyone thinks a trans woman should be is because of transphobia. A sense of ""Well, she's not REALLY a woman, so...""" @TwippingVanilla an example of what? o.o I'm both not surprised and elated that this is absolutely A Thing. Someone tell the tg fetish story writers! Enough estrogen really does make your hips move on their own! :V "@SeriouslyMeghan @PrissyOrcGF It might be an overread of hos much this guy has thought through his response, but it is not an overread of the situation. I spent 29 years trying to be a guy. You're encouraged to run your mouth about this kind of shit because everything else in life tells you you deserve to." @MegaZoeT @SaishyKitty HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THIS PORN MEME IS A REAL THING LOL Just thinking about crushes~ 💕 @FrigidElfQueen @SaraInTheShado Hmmmm I think I might need to follow this on another account of mine 🤔 @JenApparently Saaaaaame I often get distracted halfway through articles that long but I started reading that and didn't stop until I was done. A lot of really good points in this article. Anyone else's hips almost involuntarily do that grindy motion move when super horny because that is something I definitely never did pre-HRT @FrigidElfQueen @Calliethulhu It was the cutest goddamn thing :3 @Calliethulhu All this second person when everyone can tell it's written from your perspective~ "@Calliethulhu ALSO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY SWITCH I WAS TALKING ABOUT Speaking of, hi @FrigidElfQueen :P" @Calliethulhu I'M SORRY BUT IT'S REALLY CUTE CALLIE @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme There's a lot of overlap there. The closest I get to being dommy is just directing my brattiness at other subs lol There are few things in this life cuter than watching a switch who usually dommes get turned all subby @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme omg this is cute @Calliethulhu Can I be a horsey? :3 @PrissyOrcGF Fuuuuuuuuuuck men who think all women are straight. Fuck that implied ownership. Makes my blood boil. @deathpigeon of fucking course you did @bunnarchist @emuchaton singular nut is the name of my new band @emuchaton https://t.co/FvszgmB57O @DeciusNero I could go either way on it personally. I kinda like the idea of it but too much vein can be a not-so-great thing. I just like that I'm seeing changes! @kalina_chung @JesskaNightmare o m g i didn't know about this is there a good collection of these somewhere? @lumpenrose The right amount of vein can look sexy to me. I'm going back and forth on whether or not I love it on my tid but at least it's change! when with the government stop my unstoppable tits @JenApparently Behold: Why I can never be a comic collector :V hooookay vein in right nipple has gotten WAY darker nothing can stop these tiddies "@transscribe I count at least 3 times now. But don't worry! They're all just ""middle-aged moments""" "Harry Potter is a trust fund jock who grows up to be a cop, just sayin' ☕️" "@CookieCyboid I'm sure in her mind, ""Yeah but who really cares about trans people?"" is a major deciding factor in this." @CookieCyboid one of my favorite accounts tbh (You can just be one of those girls! They literally make pills for that!) "I've mentioned this before, but if you're a cishet guy and your favorite genre of porn is lesbian POV, you're probably neither cis nor het At least that's what I found :V" @PrissyOrcGF @zoealexandra89 The number of amazing friends I've met at orgies might be one of my favorite parts of transitioning if I'm being totally honest lol You both look so hecking cute! 💕 "@0xc0ffea Still liking HP is entirely valid. I was already kind of over the series once it ended (and she kept like, not letting it end with various shitty sequels and prequels), but I wouldn't mind reading and watching it again." @Calliethulhu I can help with at least one of those "@FlorenceLaReine Last time this happened her PR manager or whatever their official title is said that she had a ""middle-aged moment."" They could have easily said someone else was running the account. They could have even said someone else was running it that day, but normally it's her." "Rowling: In my fantasy universe, for thousands of years people shit themselves intentionally. Also Rowling: Trans women are probably all creepy sex perverts" "I'm far past the stage of idolizing the woman, but once not so long ago I was a really big Harry Potter fan And like, if I ever had the opportunity to meet her, I know she'd be thinking the entire time that I'm a rapist or at the very least a creepy sex pervert Heartless bitch" "Rowling is juuuuust woke enough not to write her own articles about how dangerous she thinks trans women are, but she consistently likes articles written by OTHER transphobes saying as much I've been done with her for years now & even I feel a bit hurt that she keeps doing this" how dare my girlfriend call out my entirely accurate musksluttery like this >/////> @emuchaton hrt is magic not science silly @queerchangeling @Calliethulhu @CookieCyboid THIS IS JUST ON MY FEED NOW YOU PUT IT THERE WHY "@CookieCyboid I know so many cuties I can't visit in part because of this... ""sea"" you speak of and personally it can eat my ass for being so big and expensive to cross." @hoshinofan nO @hoshinofan This one works ...a little :V "@waitworry @JesskaNightmare Far more likely he's going out the way Elvis did, honestly." "I've been trying to workshop a joke where the punchline is ""Only a little"" meaning both a person who's a little and ""only a small amount"" for like six months now and the grammar just doesn't fit I'm sad to say." @JesskaNightmare There are seriously grown-ass men intentionally subjecting themselves to nightmarish constipation all in the name of owning the libs and I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around that. "@FrigidElfQueen @MetteusAtoll Anywhere you pick is going to feel like a risk. It's moving across the country! Unless you already had a community you're used to there to welcome you, it might never feel like the safest bet. But taking your time with the decision is obviously a good idea." @CookieCyboid both you and callie are really going for the piss-flavored shitposts tonight wow i should not click reply @FrigidElfQueen @MetteusAtoll Amherst seems like a strong contender then! :3 @Quinn__tessence Yeah she really got our number with that one lol I switched to messenger bags in high school and stuck with them all through college >.> @MetteusAtoll @FrigidElfQueen College towns in Colorado at least are usually pretty accepting of trans people. "@FrigidElfQueen @MetteusAtoll If it's close enough for regular visiting, living in a not-so-amazing town might be worth it, honestly." "@trgrrl i don't even know what ""clump of strand"" means i was too caught up in the existential horror of the moment" @trgrrl 4. [after taking a way-too-big bong rip] coughing uncontrollably and hoping to goddess a giant clump of strand doesn't get sucked in and take a bad time to an extremely worse one @emuchaton I KNOW I LOVE THIS FEELING TOO PROPER TID IT FEELS SO NICE "@emuchaton they say the moon doesn't actually glow, it just reflects sunlight emu moons are similar" @Ulexar you're good 💕💕💕 @princessproto THE EPIC CROSSOVER WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR @the_moth_reborn Because I still see neoliberals confused when people lump Rowling into other terrible celebrities. She's been terrible for a long time and I'm tired of having to re-explain it. This is an incredibly sweet story that y'all should absolutely read 💕 @TwippingVanilla .@norintha was telling me it can be? She could probably tell you more. Fblthp has been lost for so many years now I'm so glad someone is trying to bring him home "@FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith that is some epic-level teasing on their part, bravo ladies!" @ASecretRobin thank you for sharing it again as it just about made my evening lol <3 @acutebitten us sluts can never be subtle re-emphasizing is important! @acutebitten i just see the same thing written twice @EeveeRespecter so little on main today you're bein a bad influence! D:< @FrigidElfQueen wow you are so patient with the little girls you don't own what an amazing not-dom you are! @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @acutebitten @TheQueenSeKa catching up on all this littleness in my notifications has been adorable thank you all so much for teasing this bab so relentlessly "So for as long as that has to be the case, defaulting to ""Okay, well call only these things dysphoria but then my answer is fuck dysphoria, you can be trans if you want"" is the smartest way to go about this, I feel Rather than trying to get cis people to update their definitions" "Unfortunately, for the VAST majority of trans people, we need to work with doctors, therapists, lawmakers etc who don't feel that bodily autonomy is all one needs to change their gender. Gatekeepers still get to define some of our experience, sadly." "I go with the approach the I know worked for me. And honestly? Even if everyone was caught up on everything ""dysphoria"" could mean, I would STILL argue that you don't need it to be trans. Bodily autonomy trumps all other possible justifications." That's why my main focus on this issue is to simply say: You don't need dysphoria to be trans. Seeing that repeated on Tumblr over and over again is what caused me to finally come out and seek out a trans diagnosis. Only after that point did I learn I actually did have dysphoria "So while I would love for the approach to be teaching more people that dysphoria encompasses enough that literally anyone who wants to be trans is trans, I know how egg me thought. I know that egg me overwhelmingly believed that dysphoria meant ""discomfort with one's gender.""" "For a lot of eggs (trans ppl who don't yet know they're trans, ie not yet ""hatched""), the definitions they have access to aren't always much better than the knowledge base of your average cis person." "Before we realize we're trans, a lot (tho not all) of us to learn all we can about being trans. I've had therapists joke that trans people very rarely need anything explained to them. But we can't be total experts on EVERY aspect of being trans before transitioning." "For at least 11 years I reminded myself ""I don't hate my body, I don't hate my penis, I don't hate my facial hair, I don't hate the idea of being a man."" I didn't technically LIKE any of those things either, but I thought I needed to like, hate them on a deep level to be trans." "But my understanding of what dysphoria was was limited in a VERY crucial way. I didn't learn this until age 29, sitting in a therapist's office at an appointment I booked specifically to tell her I was pretty sure I was trans: Just my WANTING to be a girl counted as dysphoria." I was impressively well-educated on trans issues as a teen who didn't know she was trans. This was the mid 00's and I already knew trans people could also be gay and I had a fairly accurate (if beginner) understanding of what dysphoria was to a lot of trans people. "Using the definition that encompasses everything dysphoria can possibly mean... technically, yes, you need to at least desire to be a gender that was not assigned to you at birth. But that's now what people usually mean when they say ""You need dysphoria to be trans.""" "Like, doctors and therapists (in the states, at least, your mileage may vary) are up to date on this assuming they're not raging transphobes (which sadly does still sometimes happen). So the question ""Do you need dysphoria to be trans?"" is more complex than it appears at first." "Dysphoria is usually shorthand for gender dysphoria, which is usually shorthand for ""discomfort with an aspect or aspects of the one's assigned gender at birth."" But dysphoria has also expanded to mean ""wishing to be a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth.""" @ADirtyTrans It's SUPER gay I love it <3 We covered almost every window and closed every door we weren't using and this house went from cold and drafty to actually kind of too hot lol @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @TheQueenSeKa @acutebitten she's gonna be so happy to see her daddy and you should absolutely rub it in when she does :3 @EeveeRespecter @TheQueenSeKa @FrigidElfQueen @acutebitten literally just picturing a toddler refusing to nap because she's playing with her dog and it's REALLY WHOLESOME OKAY @EeveeRespecter @TheQueenSeKa @FrigidElfQueen @acutebitten sounds like some little girl needs a nap tbh 🤔 @ASecretRobin @subbykitty_ you should know this is really hecking cute & wholesome "@LittleEmmyBee @Calliethulhu I really like the term piss slut, mainly" @Calliethulhu The Founding Piss Sluts "Destigmatize plurality. I had the opportunity recently to be in an environment where people were free to just say ""Hey, this is [headmate] now"" without judgement and I sincerely think it benefited my mental health tremendously." @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @emuchaton oh she's ADORABLE @ButchPuppy It tics ALL the transphobic boxes! It's really kind of impressive. "@ButchPuppy So obviously T isn't just ""super strength and hornt all the time"" but it does affect libido and muscle development and it's infuriating that cis people think that trans women never lose the effects of T. Like, no that's not how HRT works." "@ButchPuppy Even if T worked like that for everyone at all times that would still be some galaxy-brain levels of bullshit. Anyway, this is just more of the cis assumption that we're doing this for fetish reasons." "(I also love that we might actually get her as a Marvel Legends action figure because female versions of male characters are basically my entire collection, lol)" "Like sometimes the universe seriously feels like it's giving me a ""Okay, this one's for you"" nod. I'm having trouble thinking of a more perfect surprise in that movie for me. Not gonna be a surprise anymore but I still love it!" "I did try to avoid spoilers as I haven't seen it yet, but I recognize it's been too long to expect me to be unspoiled at this point: [Spider-Verse spoilers] I LOOOOVE the fact that they took my favorite Spidey villain and made them a girl and THEN hinted lightly as some gayness" @acutebitten @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen this all sounds very confusing tbh thank goddess for dommes knowing how to sort all this out and tell us subs how it works :3 "@avyjae I'm told that show actually does a lot of work to say the right things about various important issues. I know the actors themselves have been openly in support of trans rights recently. Still, that's good to know when I inevitably watch the show." @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen charlotte did you read this tweet before sending it @XylariaVG I only know about lists when assholes add me to them. I didn't know they changed your feed? "@AppleChipsTVG We should already be living in a post-scarcity society, at least with media. Steam is certainly better than Netflix, but it's still a shitty situation that doesn't need to be shitty." "Not that I have 500 close friends but I keep my follows around 1,000 and I feel like I see almost everything? Like basically every click updates the feed, but I can always scroll down and see what was added t. But I have friends with over like 5k-ish & they never see my tweets" "Twitter should have an option where you pick your top, let's say 500 favorite people that you follow and weight those as more important in the feed so those of us with above 1,000 follows could actually see updates from people closest to us." "In 2019 I'm gonna have even bigger, milkier tiddies just you wait." @FrigidElfQueen listen this MIGHT be TECHNICALLY accurate >///////> """Which crush?"" I mean literally any of them but yes I am in fact subtweeting a specific friend of mine 👀" "@Vangelus Height matters so much less to me than like, density. We've gone through years of Generations where the Deluxes in particular felt noticeably hollow. We're finally past that and that's enough for me tbh." @Ulexar If you think I should delete that reply I'll gladly do so. I'm sorry. "@Ulexar I'd imagine that venn diagram doesn't overlap at all, but I wanted to mock the idea that your average allocishet somehow never takes pictures of their naked body and I wasn't sure how to say that without sounding ignorance of ace people existing." "@FrigidElfQueen @SteampunkPenny Like I said, Sara, if you're ever in the Colorado area again~ :3c" I am extremely okay with Mistress domming one of my crushes omg 👀💦 @FrigidElfQueen @SteampunkPenny Truly nothing! Mistress just knows when someone has some subby in them~ (But NOW I kinda wanna share stories omg :3c) @JenApparently @Vangelus Shocktaur """The only way to save him was to have him rebuilt to remove his damaged Autobot robot mode, in the process fusing his two personalities together."" Thanks, I hate it!" """Preferring to die as an Autobot rather than live as a Decepticon, Punch managed to retake control long enough to expose his dual identity and let the Decepticons blast him.""" I didn't know Punch was plural! That's... a bit stereotypical but that doesn't mean... *watches* Oh. Okay. 🤢 https://t.co/E0DeyZUGp1 I came out as trans when I was 29. Louise was that age in *1949* I can't even imagine how much courage that woman had. I wish she could have come out sooner. I wish that for all trans people. And I never want to hear another transphobe tell me trans people are a recent thing. @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter That must have been what I was thinking of. The traditional 3 month anniversary cucking gift. "@FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter No, you still have a chance. I think first year anniversary gifts are traditionally bed wetting pads 🤔" "Trans people have always been here, as Louise Jennings amazing life shows. The only difference between now and when Jennings was a young closeted trans woman is that now an unprecedented number of us finally feel safe enough to come out." @AureliaB1986 @CookieCyboid Younger kids had to ask for their shits to be vanished. I guess??? "@hoshinofan I know, I have a copy. Steam isn't AS bad as Netflix in this regard, but it's still shitty. There's no reason digital media should be anything but post-scarcity. Scarcity needs to be artificially maintained so that capitalism can keep going. It's the worst of both worlds." "Digital media is really convenient, up until the point it isn't. And that point will ALWAYS come. We can NEVER let companies tell us digital is all we need. That gives them the go ahead to ensuring you always keep paying for the same shit you used to own outright." "Anyway, I'm reminded about all this because apparently LEGO Lord of the Rings was pulled from Steam, a few weeks after Transformers Devastation was also pulled. Obviously it's because of licenses. Steam isn't even a streaming service and yet we're still getting played. https://t.co/Gl18c1NwUl" "Now other companies like Disney are ready to start their own streaming services, and most of what I'm hearing from people is ""Is piracy still a thing? Piracy sounds easier.""" "Then it got to a point where people just stopped assuming non-Netflix productions would ever be on Netflix. If it's a classic movie you've heard of, it's not on Netflix, the wisdom went." "Remember how when Netflix's streaming service started and some folks (myself included!) hoped/assumed it would be a centralized website to watch literally everything? Then movies started to get pulled. ""It's a licensing thing"" people (rightly) said." @JenApparently Ahhh so you're a villain fan too! The biggest injustice of the Transformers brand is that the Decepticons STARTED at a disadvantage numbers-wise in '84 and Hasbro's never gotten close to evening up the odds since. "@QSotV Oh gosh that is *not* how that works. I mean, I'm sure there are intersex people who are also nonbinary, but those two things don't technically have anything to do with each other." @KPMemberService Thank you! I'll send an email shortly. @WhatTheFolflion @StebMcDreb RATED PG-13 @serendipitySand It's the only Laika movie I refuse to see for that reason :/ @MagicTheygirl Yeah same. And there doesn't seem to be anything simpler we can tell them that actually accounts for every variable. Anything less than telling them exactly that will just lead to them being even more misinformed. I do wish cis people would catch up :/ "@MagicTheygirl @CookieCyboid (I deleted my original thread and made a much better one that I think covers everything and addresses it in a better way, just fyi)" "So short of trying to start a ""sex isn't real"" education campaign, I'm not sure how to fix this. What I'm afraid of is living in a world where either transphobes, doctors or both can call me a ""male woman."" Surely even the confused allies understand that'd be fucked, right?" "As near as I've been able to determine, ""sex"" as a concept for humans is almost never needed & can always be used for transphobic purposes One solution I had was to simply tell cis people that sex and gender are basically the same, but that leaves nonbinary folks in a weird spot" "There's no real practical reason to shorten those terms as it needlessly confuses things. If you mean assigned sex for insurance, just say that. So I have to assume this all comes from simple ignorance." "As best as I can tell, the cis people who are at least trying to be allies seem to use the terms like this: Sex = assigned sex Gender = gender expression or preferred pronouns which they probably also conflate? Like I can't tell?" We need to better educate cis people about what sex and gender are because they're starting to use the dichotomy of those terms in ways I hardly even understand anymore. "There's definitely a part of me that's like, ""Yeah I mean I'm kinda reaching, who cares about TS sufferers right?"" And that's kind of the fucking problem isn't it? We're never even brought up in discussions about mental health education." "@CookieCyboid Yes and I'm just a little bit older than you, much as it pains me to be reminded of that :P (Not specifically with you per se, just I hate getting old and I was an egg for like 11 years so it feels like I should be like 20 now because of lost years but whatever)" "Seriously though vocal tics are less common than motor tics and of vocal tics, full words like swears are pretty rare. I know this meme has long since run its course but @deathpigeon's take on it reminded me I had a version I could add. https://t.co/YmL01QP1SG" "Hello, I'm a person with Tourettes in a movie. I'm a throwaway gag character where the entire joke is just ""lol they can't stop swearing."" Swearing is the only tic I'm allowed to have." "@CookieCyboid Same, honestly. I mean I guess I was 20 for the last one but I haven't read it since it came out. Still, impressive Rowling impression!" @CookieCyboid It's nearly 4am and I can't stop laughing @CookieCyboid They could. That is one possibility I thought of. But that is so much worse than just having a magically cleaned outhouse! "@CookieCyboid Really you'd think Professor Binns would've invented those. He's a book-only ghost professor and I'm assuming you haven't read the books? You accidentally made it the exact level of Rowling terrible, well done." "@CookieCyboid NO BECAUSE SHE LITERALLY SAYS ""RELIEVE THEMSELVES THEN MAGIC THE EVIDENCE AWAY"" LIKE SHE TRIED TO MAKE IT THE LEAST CONVENIENT WAY POSSIBLE" @CookieCyboid Logistically they'd have to squat. Like the human body is designed to have trouble shitting while standing for very obvious reasons. Cookie I've spent way too much brain power trying to figure out how she thought any of this was supposed to work. No but seriously Hopes And Dreams is the best Undertale track don't @ me Finally I care about wrestling somewhat "@CookieCyboid @StebMcDreb This is actually like, relatively old news in the fandom (I know I heard it before today) but it became a Twitter moment today so here we are." "Real quick, I just need to, I'm sorry but, HUMANS HAVE BEEN SQUATTING TO SHIT FOR LITERALLY MILLIONS OF YEARS AND SOME OF THEM BECAME WIZARDS AND WERE LIKE, NAH LET'S FORCE IT OUT WHILE STANDING *THEN* MAGIC IT AWAY I'm so fucking tired" @Kentabooboo That third pic is simply too adorable not to retweet "@MagsVisaggs I should honestly try that. Earlier in my transition I worried it was the ""wrong"" way for a woman to wear a purse but it falls off way too often otherwise. Not like how I wear my purse strap is seriously gonna clock me lol" "@MagsVisaggs I never connected these two concepts but yes, I was the like the only nerd in my high school who used a messenger bag" "@FroyoBaggins It's 3am and I'm worried I woke up the entire house with my laughing, thank you" Rowling: Dumbledore is gay! Isn't that nice? I've always thought he was gay. *some years go by* Fans: So that prequel you're writing that has Dumbledore & the man he loved in it will show him being gay? Rowling: ... Rowling: Wizards used to shit themselves intentionally. """Wizards just shit their trousers and magic it away"" is finally giving the non-queers some idea of what us gays have been trying to explain to y'all for over a decade now: Rowling's post-HP world building is given all of 3 seconds of consideration then never thought about again." "@maddierawr Feeling more comfortable with other girls and jealous when I was excluded from them doubly so, though. Even before I first thought about what it might like to be a girl those were issues I struggled with." @maddierawr All of these were true for me "literally how does a person who thinks sjws not carring for certain comedians and the red fucking scare are comparable things, like, function as an adult?" "I'm always afraid my criticism of liberals will attract the crowd I used to be a part of that conflates ""liberal"" with ""the entire left"" but at least this time it was funny." I've just... I've never encountered someone this incredibly lost wandering into my mentions. My first instinct was to politely scare them away. https://t.co/VhbiYup3D0 @thelesbianfairy The little ones probably do :V "@_Elizabetta_ I'm an anarchist as well as a communist. You're a long, long way from moderate Twitter lol" @thelesbianfairy Like I said it's okay 💕 "Hey this was mostly a shitpost and I'd like it if y'all would stop asking which one you are to me. It puts me in a really embarrassing & awkward position. The answer is probably just ""Friends."" If you already asked, it's okay, I'm not mad. I'm just done 💕" @bunnarchist Gee I wonder if our DMs could give some clues 🤔😘 @WilloIllo Yep! "@cosmicladyrosa We're absolutely friends, yes" @thelesbianfairy You're definitely a friend but relationships can always change and in my experience usually do :3 @erinbanneret Overlapping Femmes is the name of my new band @winterslex The X-Gene only enhanced my gay and nothing else Okay I think I've mapped it out: - Friends - Friends I would date - Friends I want to have sex with - Friends I'm crushing on - Friends I want to step on me I think that covers everything but there can be a LOT of overlap lemme tell ya @FrigidElfQueen @Calliethulhu lol is that directed at me or Callie? :P @Calliethulhu ffgggfrrr th hhhh i am literally bright red but yes we should do exactly that when i inevitably visit the uk >////< @Calliethulhu y-yes >////////< omg why do I ever think I can subtweet crushes on Twitter dot com and get away with it @Calliethulhu N-NO >////////> okay now my thoughts are just filled with a crush of mine smothering me by way of sitting on my face thanks super lewd curious cat anon with no care or craft to their horniness now we're both horny @UnifierLyone @Calliethulhu More like the femoral :V @Calliethulhu I'm seeing double! FOUR owls!!! "@sarlichanx I don't remember much from Ace Ventura but I can picture that reveal shot clear as the day I saw it. Even when we don't fully know we're trans, that shit imprints on us and never leaves us." "Did you know there's a man in a dress joke in Muppet Treasure fucking Island? Transphobic jokes have traditionally been considered safe for kids since basically forever. We're told from very young ages that we are worthy of ridicule. It kinda fucks us up, as you might expect." "I was thinking about this because of Rob Schneider being an ass, which then made me think of The Hot Chick (and other equally terrible transphobic comedies of that era). I wonder how many teenage trans girl eggs rented The Hot Chick because of its premise? Because I sure did :/" "@MagicTheygirl ""Whether I wanted to or not"" is the fucked up part. We don't get the luxury of being able to forget when media mocks who we are in such a fundamental way, even (especially?) when we're young and not yet sure who we are." "If you're curious (why?), the entire premise of the movie is that the two main characters can't remember what happened last night and among all the other things they discover they did, one of them finds out he slept with a trans sex worker. Insert rimshot, and traumatized me." Did you know there's a horrifically transphobic joke in Dude Where's My Car? No one remembers anything about that awful movie but I was like 13 at the time so of course I saw it. That shit never leaves us as trans women. It burns into our brains. @deathpigeon Like of course he is Of course he would be All The Kinds of Terrible @StebMcDreb ROB SCHNEIDER IS... THE CUNT! RATED PG-13 (I cannot tell you how badly I wanted to call Rob Schneider a cunt but that's how a trans girl like me gets suspended) "Oh wait I forgot he was in The Hot Chick (a movie who's entire premise is ""lol what if a girl had a man's body wouldn't that be gross???"") and therefore not worth anyone's time or energy." @Cynon44 I mean yeah the complaints don't end with the transphobic stairs. I was just reminded of them with the news about how wizards shit. "@SteampunkPenny More specifically she slaps my tits and says ""gimme your lunch money"" Apropos of nothing: I love you Mistress! :P" @hemmingcost @babadookspinoza they vanish it away haven't you read read the news "It's not specifically stated and in a world where Rowling wasn't a neoliberal, transphobic trash person who felt the need to tell us how wizards shit, you could actually have fun with the idea (like a questioning egg realizing they stay stairs for him), but that's not this world." "You know that part in like, I think it was Goblet of Fire, where they reveal the girls dormitory stairs turn into a slide if a boy tries to go up them but the the inverse isn't true? I'm now convinced the magic stairs literally look at the person's genitals." "I should really get a ""cis tears"" mug" """The GOP is angry that AOC said a bad word when Trump is thing that exists!"" Yes, that's because they believe they're always right and they don't like the people they view as wrong no matter what those people do. How is this news to anyone?" "Do liberals get tired of pointing out GOP hypocrisies? Like, ever? They will never care about being hypocritical. As long a they get their way, the details NEVER matter. They don't care and our caring is a given. Don't y'all get tired of this same game over and over again?" @SecretTrashlyn Clothing is a big reason for me too. You know what sucks? Tucking. Tucking sucks. @catsnightin @lilalisdair @smolkttykat << @catsnightin goals tbh "@humusbeings No. Usually the opposite happens. T-based endocrine systems tend to run hotter. It can takes years for a body to switch, though. Plus I'm fat so who knows if it'll change for me." @catsnightin i'm a little girl who does a somewhat decent job at pretending she's big with varying levels of success and requiring regular breaks tbh "@AnnieTheBruce There is definitely a small part of me that'll miss being special in that way if that makes sense. Very few girls get to experience having a penis, after all! But also: Fuck all that, I hate having this thing lol" @gwen_no_fear Are we still doing welcome to the resistance jokes? @catsnightin little mood @BugbearPancakes It's why I can't do it every night. Some nights require panties for that very reason. @BeeZeeArt I want many of these precious birbs tbh! @AnnieTheBruce Should be this year for me too! Let's hope 2019 is the last year either of us have to deal with having these gross things! 💕 "@gwen_no_fear I've never listened to their stuff but do they play Overwatch? You never know, might've been them." getting a vaginoplasty solely to avoid having to adjust my junk while sleeping naked "What I don't like about it is how floppy the girldick gets. That really needs to stop, lol" I've taken to sleeping completely naked more often and it's pretty nice. I get hot too easily and I just really like to feel the sheets on my skin. Also I stink way less without T so it just feels like less of a gamble. @trgrrl She's a hero to us all Remember that time she posted a steppy pic and every sapphic trans girl in the world collectively creamed herself? Happy memories "(Also knowing that I could be with ANY friend or loved one ANYWHERE in the world with the only limiting factor being when and how long flights are would be a so, so goddamn relieving)" "If I ever become obscenely rich it'll all go towards having an absurd travel budget. Just at the drop of a hat I wanna be able to go anywhere. While ""anywhere"" still exists before we ruin the planet." "Being a millennial is cool because I've gotten to live in two different centuries as well as two different millennia. That's it, that's the only cool part." "PS this was really weird as a millennial. I was born in '87, so the only decade I really remember that had an agreed-upon name that made sense was the 90's. So this has been a long time coming for me, lol" Thank you for coming to my TED talk about the pettiest hill I'm willing to die on """What's wrong with calling it two-thousand-ten?"" Nothing, assuming you wanna party like it's one-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine, Karen" "*the years, not three Curse my autocorrect" "The aughts (how I pronounce ""00's"") and the teens were both perfectly reasonable names that never caught on. I don't think many people will fight calling it the 20's, tho. Unlike when we called three years ""two-thousand-and-"" a solid 5 years after we stopped needing to in 2010." "It's gonna be nice having an agreed-upon name that makes sense for the coming decade after having twenty years of ""the two-thousands"" which I'll remind everyone in case y'all forgot that that name will apply for a thousand years & doesn't mean ""the nebulous 20 years after 2000""" "I hate when my transness is seen as an inconvenience, especially in a place I'm usually used to feeling like my being trans is a known quantity. Kaiser is usually super cool about trans stuff. It's just that this time it was complicated. Gotta try again tomorrow." "Tried to change my name with Kaiser and the woman on the phone while very kind had no idea how one does such a thing and after being put on hold for a bit, she came back with ""So I'm gonna reach out to another department--"" And I panicked and hung up. Ugh >_>" @ciccosenpai @princessproto YOU GOTTA FIND THAT ORB "Basically, as far as planned things we're doing this year, I'd much rather just blink and have it be January 2020. The things we're doing are all positive things, but they're also gonna be hard work. And there's no speeding it up. Just have to wait and wallow in anxiety :/" I guess... I'm kinda anxious about how busy 2019 is gonna be. We're starting a ranch and I'm getting GRS. Pretty soon every month will be filled with shit to do. It's better than having nothing to do but I'm still anxious about it. @princessproto I LOVE DABNEMITE SO MUCH OMG My anxiety: Anything to be anxious about today? Me: Nope. Everything's pretty much okay atm! My anxiety: ... My anxiety: We're just gonna be anxious for no reason then! Me: Must you? My anxiety: Yes Plot advancing brought to you by the specific choices I made in the character creator! I'm sure this is just [insert plot point connected to PC's past] but it was a nice touch all the same. https://t.co/JiD2ZEoSQo I really like Yang https://t.co/ploo1VEIFY The team needed a new name and a fresh coat of paint imo https://t.co/aRKMHL0xOj Definitely getting the hang of this https://t.co/Wgvz6YWKNh "This game opens up a TON, wow https://t.co/fmUmT8LMsH" @cherubelly STOP CALLING ME OUT SO HARD OMG "@carrots_smith I would say it's more that most consumers can't do that, not that they won't. We basically agree on everything else. It also really makes me sad when we argue. I'll stay out of this lol 💕" @ComradCapacitor Yup! Figured it was a good place to start. Btw I keep forgetting to mention: The MUSIC in this game is INCREDIBLE oh HECK yes I didn't know it was this kinda game! :3 https://t.co/f0Y50Jw60g There we go. Still had to learn some of the mechanics. I think I got the basics down! https://t.co/kCfzPvEJGz @TimonicWulfgar Didn't know I could customize weapons like that. I'll look into it. Thank you! "Actual first level: Failed step one. This game is kinda hard, y'all. https://t.co/KgCoQGJ3Q3" Beginner's luck? Or tutorial stage? Tutorial stage. https://t.co/mJlvLM7ekV Oh neat! Now I know Guts is a VERY useful stat! :3 https://t.co/xcc87lwoWM Aaaaaaand perfect <3 https://t.co/Brm0Nzx2l0 No way I'm not being a pirate. I hope Guts is a good stat! https://t.co/emvxwakkEV "I don't know what any of these stats do, but this one sounds like an interesting backstory I guess? https://t.co/jCojHCK4eB" I mean there's no way I'm not picking the matriarchy one. https://t.co/sFVpBr7D43 "Alright, let's play some Battletech! https://t.co/vtv9ZUTkEN" @TheCatMom There's no need to be sorry. I'll say it as much as you need me to: You're trans 💕 @totallyhealthie i'll be your first initiate! "@TheCatMom Which means you're trans. Trust me, I would know :P" @TheCatMom The only requirement to be trans is wanting to be a different gender than the one you were assigned. You don't need to earn it. It's yours to freely take. @CatbotMuffin SUPER VALID TBH @TheCatMom You are. There is no what if. You're trans. @TheCatMom You're trans. Without a doubt. @cherubelly i'm sorry i'm pretty sure being that cute is ILLEGAL okay??? "Next time I plan on playing a game that I know a trans person worked on, I should check my followers to see if I don't already know them lol" LOOOOOVE how many of you are saying you're welcome hecking gosh 💦 @maddierawr 👀👀👀💦 "@SissaDreki @persenche I'm mutuals with her too! Wait a sec, I knew I was following someone who worked on that game but I didn't know we were mutuals!! I'll definitely let you know what I think! <3" @trgrrl 😎😎😎 "Alright, Battletech it is!" @maddierawr gosh hello~ 👀💦 @TrexPushups @dryadboy https://t.co/lPOpDEEXA8 "My entire adult life before I came out (about 11 years) could've happened in the span of 3 months and it doesn't seem like much would've been different. Being trans is kinda weird sometimes, y'all." Trans girls who don't mind or even love having their girldicks touched are a BLESSING and from all of us who love having bits in our mouths: THANK YOU SO MUCH OKAY? 🍆👀💦 @Calliethulhu @cherubelly like no joke i've never been called out this hard before @cherubelly WOW CALLED OUT THIS IS R-H-U-D-E OKAY??? "@PrissyOrcGF Honestly, like any proud daughter of the Horde should! (but seriously you're a huge inspiration thank you so much 💕)" "@PrissyOrcGF 10 months? Holy heck girl this is like, a glow up speed run I'm so proud of youuuuuu 💕" "@VOID_FRIEND (btw we'd love to chat more about plural stuff in DMs anytime you like. Here is fine too, I just often crave the company of other systems to talk this stuff out with)" @VOID_FRIEND We went through a long period recently where we thought we had all merged back together. Alice is very quiet. So it's hard to learn much from her (though we love her very much). Being around other systems helped us reconfirm our pluralness as it turns out. "(And if you're honestly asking what *I* would do: Keep that knowledge & wisdom unspoken to cis ears. Cis people can't understand our magic anyway so why should they know anything about it? Let them always wonder and never know) (In my opinion, anyway)" The parts of trans culture that aren't just responses to the shitty world cis people built are sacred and precious and can be shared willingly with cis people at your discretion. Just recognize and appreciate how rarely we get to say that about anything 💕 "@VOID_FRIEND And unlike being trans, I rarely if ever have to prove that I'm plural to others if that makes sense? We just get to know this is real <3" "@VOID_FRIEND I've always done my best to resist boundaries like that. Mostly in art (eg genres are guides, not rules), but it's not difficult to apply that mentality to our system." "Sure, I could say ""I need to run some errands"" or simply ""brb/afk"" But there' an expectation that the convo never really ends. Until perhaps years later when you're looking at the logs and sure enough, it ended at some point. Anyway this is all very anxiety-inducing too." "I have pretty severe phone anxiety so I prefer texting, but one thing that talking on the phone has over texting imo is that there's a definitive END. People say goodbye. Then you can move on with your day Conversations don't linger for days, dividing your attention indefinitely" "@VOID_FRIEND Oh don't even get me started on the plurality angle of all this too, lol. We're not sure if all of us existed before. We suspect not, but then, neither did Kat, did she? So we're all just as valid <3" "@bunnarchist I mean like, yeah I guess that's a cool cosplay or whatever but to say that's somehow me makes no sense to me tbh" Let's scare them by just using all our terms without explaining them. Let them struggle to keep up for once. Obviously at certain points we have to interact with cis society but when we can? Let's not put on the kids gloves. Let's watch them feel uncomfortable every now and then @cosmicladyrosa i think i need to lodge a complaint with the book of faces "@progynovadose TRANSFEMME DROPOUT BUDDIES!! <3 <3 <3 But seriously even though I'm certain college isn't for me, I am curious to know how I'd fare now that I know who I am, you know? Maybe it'd be easier?" of course there's no one unifying reason why it seems like a lot of trans girls are also littles but uhhhhh i have some Theories "It kinda feels like I've only been alive for 2.3 years and I'm just constantly receiving update patches to give me info on whatever the fuck I was doing before I was alive. ""Says here I flunked out of THREE different community colleges? Sounds fake but okay""" "@olivebrinker If you run out of time to decide, you could go the VGCats route! https://t.co/6HwROI1auZ" like who's THIS fuckin asshole?? Facebook says it's me and that's... not... right??? https://t.co/YvFjrbc8MR "Anyone else feel like they're forgetting more and more about themselves pre-transition the deeper into transitioning they get because, uh 🙃" I keep forgetting I came out in September (I think?) 2016. I've been saying I've been out as trans for two years for too long now. It's 2.3 years now. @lumpenrose You should start HRT "Luckily for me though, that line of logic falls apart almost immediately. But it's something that little voice tries to use against me every now and then. Sometimes it's a powerful voice, other times it's a pathetically desperate one." "I recognize that this is a rare enough thing that the lack of doubt ALMOST makes me feel ashamed in a weird way? Like shit, all the cool girls are doubting if they're trans and I'm completely certain after years of being certain I wasn't maybe THAT'S how I'm an impostor?" "There's a lot of stuff about my transition I wish I could change but one thing I know I've been extremely blessed by is the doubting of whether I was trans evaporated once I could feel the HRT. I might doubt myself in other ways, but only a trans girl would love how E feels." "@maritronic9k It's super gender euphoric to know there are women that look like me, thank you! <3" "Actual reason I chose the name TransSalamander: When I was 6 or 7 my friend had a pet salamander and I thought that was the coolest thing so I made cartoon character named Sal who was a salamander. Now any time I need to think of a username, I try something with ""salamander.""" "Possible (but false) poetic reason I chose the name TransSalamander: Amphibians aren't really transitional (get it?) species, but they remind us of what many of us think of as THE transitional species-- when life left the ocean and walked on land." Trans YouTubers stop making videos about trans issues exclusively for cis audiences challenge 2019 @queer_queenie Benadryl Slumberparty! @AliceAvizandum extremely relevant: https://t.co/0BJS3a2bmr @tinybird420 I was mono 3-4 years ago too! And I thought I was straight! And a boy! What even was my life??? lol So happy that you found yourself too! <3 "@TheSecretCallie I think I missed all of this. I also don't think I'm following a Dawn? I'm not asking you to @ her but if you see me following her, let me know. I'm not interested in spreading rumors. The chain of whispers will die on my end. But I wouldn't mind knowing if I'm following." "@JenApparently Van Soundwave is easily my favorite ""We gotta make a compromise with the altmode because kids don't know what tapes are"" version of him Drone Soundwave is meeeeeh" @SteampunkPenny @norintha You're so welcome Mistress I love you!!!! @carrots_smith The argument is simply that consumers are not in control of this. That's it. He doesn't like it when individual consumers are blamed for things that corporations control. We have acquired new games! Vote which one we should boot up first! @FrigidElfQueen Oof that's like the first thing people should learn in kink culture. @AnaMardoll Hey you found the reason I can't talk about how good The Last Jedi is anymore :V @chompfish I am equally garbage and same :V @ButchPuppy I'm not saying you're wrong to feel that way. Just that I'm particularly aware of just how hard it is to know what to say and I'm sad that one of my go-tos should be eased off of. "@ButchPuppy I do it because it's sometimes the only way to convey how much my heart hurts for the person. Anything a person can say becomes trite after a while (""hugs"" ""you're in my thoughts"" ""my DMs are open"" etc) and I want to avoid that given how serious the situation usually is." @CookieCyboid can we dismantle capitalism and give everyone robots bodies yet jeez @FlaredFeline Happens to the best of us one of the last classes I took in college before dropping out and then transitioning like a year later was a women's study class and honestly I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did given how dysphoric it made me feel @CookieCyboid So hot people just keep lining up to be one "He straight edge. Tails, however..." "@TheSecretCallie I was just starting to notice I hadn't seen you post on main lately, but I probably didn't immediately notice because I was seeing you on this account. It'll be nice to see your main on my feed again! 💕" "@VOID_FRIEND Sounds almost like Alice. She's still there but even after months I haven't been able to learn anything about her. Our recent third system member felt very much born of Kat specifically, however. We're wondering if that's not also true for the fourth we're pretty sure is in here" @Triclilith true facts @FlaredFeline don't give up i believe in you! @quatoria Correct @EeveeRespecter wigggle!! ^w^ @EeveeRespecter why does shrek have a birthday @FrigidElfQueen gaaaaaaaaaay 💕 @Nickle4aPickle @ButtGoblin666 I love it!! 💕 @ButtGoblin666 VALID @ButtGoblin666 Oh heck what's your tattoo gonna be? :o @CookieCyboid @Chopin_42 okay new favorite character honestly @CookieCyboid @Chopin_42 I love this expanded universe and am interested in further lore as it becomes available tbh "@CookieCyboid oh i guess they are the same number kinda and i guess i'd be 0012 in the same way that works also i like that i have the proper pronunciation now, three-four!" @CookieCyboid I asked Mistress for a drone number and she said 12 I told her everyone was doing 4 digit numbers and then she reiterated 12 D:< @renfamous oh hey tumblr i used to have one of those nice cosplay @emuchaton Mine was shipped out recently and I am very excite! @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen More like a special game mode @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith Idea: Fuck her while she tries to play @gwen_no_fear Counterpoint: Irish folks are just cooler :V "@FrigidElfQueen We're glad to hear it's an overall positive experience for you! Obviously we're far less experienced in this, but it does usually seem like defining where each of us begins and ends is a really good feeling for everyone involved 💕" "LRT though I would replace ""single"" with ""looking for a new datefriend"" Both for polyam and plural reasons lol" @carrots_smith do people know it's possible to do two things at once @acutebitten @anarchopupgirl I don't see any permission around here "@hotcistakes 200% increase = mild curiosity Anything to avoid admitting we're simply hot as hell, I guess." @anarchopupgirl Good girls don't cum~ Gonna see the Bumblebee movie tomorrow!!! 💕🐝 @ACrimsonSun goddess i hope so @princessproto pew pew!! :o @CookieCyboid wow i can't believe the last knight ended up being better than the last night (i can absolutely believe it) https://t.co/23HNfCg9uz "@anarchopupgirl Oh that'll get trained out of you, don't worry." "@CookieCyboid Thinking about The L*st Night, huh?" "@CaseyExplosion Cyberpunk is supposed to use future tech to tackle huge, unanswerable moral dilemmas and questions about humanity and seeing it being used just to say ""Reproductive freedom for women, something something something, then societal collapse"" is equal parts hilarious and depressing." @trgrrl all day every day 420/69 @trgrrl https://t.co/EyVpwkFPe5 @AlreadyTheRobot I was thinking reaching down towards my hand but you describing it that way makes me wonder if the other direction wouldn't be way more on-brand for me 💕 "I want an arm tattoo that's just tentacles wrapping around my arm. That's the kind of mood I want to present to the world, you know? 🦑" @ButtGoblin666 WHY DO BOYS HAVE TO BE HOT SOMETIMES IT'S SO UNFAIR @ValnarDragoness I mean heck yes that goes without saying! :333 @JesskaNightmare I hope you're right. Tho it reminds me of when I was in my late teens and I sincerely thought no one in my generation would end up a conservative. Can you imagine a republican using the internet??? This was back in the mid 00's. Then the alt-r*ght happened. Never say never. @FinalBossFemme (Estrogen horny also feels way better imo 👀) @Lexxibun >.> >////////< @BoringNerdyKate Just something special about Thursday afternoons I guess lol https://t.co/ndAPTqxSKz @ChastityQueer YOU WERE THE PERSON I MOST WANTED TO HEAR FROM THANK YOU 💕 Busy schedule at the ranch this week! https://t.co/pHehGHhQn9 "@ZJemptv I would say so! Heck they might even already be familiar with your work," "@ZJemptv Library is often a solid choice too! Basically look for the nerds, we congregate in predictable places." @ZJemptv At Fresno Community College (bleeeeegh) I found out the green room in the theater department was always unlocked and often empty. Only theater folks would use it as a break room. That's actually how I started taking theater classes and then I was way more welcome lol "@princessproto Have to allow time for you both to get the hang of it, but you'll get it! 💕There's definitely one heck of a learning curve. We're only just now making real progress lol (Also the internet here hates Twitch but we wanna try to tune in for your next stream! :3)" @shaun_jen Thank you for tackling this subject. @anarchopupgirl More T blockers! Show that girldick who's boss! D:< @cosmicladyrosa t-true 👀💦 "Nothing will ever beat the second incarnation's art, though. https://t.co/fbcU6SzFHV" The flavor text on the new Breeding Pool is a perfect example of why Simic is the trans guild. https://t.co/hkPcUnNZum "That's the shortest explanation for why I don't really run in atheist circles anymore. I mean, that and the rampant bigotry." "Imagine still having ""atheist"" be your most interesting trait in a world where the fascism that's slowly taking over is almost entirely non-religious." @anarchopupgirl @BoringNerdyKate sounds like you need to 🤔 @MaxKriegerVG I don't know a thing about architecture (tho I am an artist) and I've noticed this and I HATE it. I play a shit ton of video games. I'm not a gamer. All gamers are bad. @WynneCluster 💕💖 All Gamers Are Bad I'm feeling better now. Thank you all so much for the outpouring of support. Y'all are the best 💕 @lewdspacegem sooooft 😍💕 @CookieCyboid what about hugs tho @Captain_V_Smith Any time you're free we'd love to have you! "@Captain_V_Smith *hugs* You should come up to the ranch sometime, btw. I hate how long it's been since I've seen you & Donny. (I should also visit where you live again sometime. We've been so busy)" "@sovietblobfish Yeah it's all written in cis language. I mean it's possible she was against even socially transitioning, but calling that a sex change is stretching it at best and misleading at worst." "@sovietblobfish I hate how obfuscated that issue is for anyone who isn't actually advocating for what's best for trans kids. ""Sex change"" isn't a term any of us use but to the layperson it sounds like GRS, but then no one's saying kids should get that. It's a distraction argument." "Who wants me to pathetically vent in their DMs about how much I miss a former girlfriend of mine? Just woke up and it's already a rotten morning, y'all :/" @CorruptedCrux Wow that's a mood :/ @MetteusAtoll you're so hecking pretty love 😍💕 @Kaelyrhn Man destroys god Man creates dinosaurs "I can think of a couple people who I know are into me flirting with them/being horny around them, and even for those people I try not to be repetitive. Sometimes I'm so overcome by gay all I can think of is more of the same horny shit I've said a million times but I hold back." "Honestly even if you know the person is into it, replying every single time is dull unless you seriously think you have something original or clever. If it's just more ""Mood"" or flirting lines you've done a thousand times, might as well save it, right?" "I legitimately tried to make this thread not happen immediately after someone did this because obviously I don't feel comfortable having to tell them to effectively shut up. Honestly I'm kinda mad that it has to come to that. But if I accidentally timed this wrong, sorry." "Like I'm *constantly* checking the reactions I get to replies, especially if it's replies to horny tweets because those can so easily be read as or turned into flirting. Lukewarm reactions cause me to fall back. Because who wants to be the girl who can't take a hint?" "Having to shore up the spoons for being horny around someone who crushes on my hard while I'm not interested in them in that way is really stifling. I'm not just talking to you, you know?" "I don't mind if non-men are flirty or like to reply ""Mood"" to my horny tweets. But I only really enjoy being able to *count* on you *always* eplying if I'm crushing on you hard or we're actively dating. You'll know if I'm crushing on you, trust me. I'm not subtle." "Is there anyone that you follow who often horny tweets and, whenever they do, without fail, you always reply? In general, do they seen enthusiastic about your replies beyond at most liking them? If you answered yes then no, maybe pull back on the always replying part." @Kaelyrhn It doesn't just change things visually. Perception on a more fundamental level is alerted. It's hard to explain. @justmizuyuki I just like it as an outlet for creativity. And the adventure mode has enough of a progression to it that it's really fun to just lose yourself in. For me it scratches the same itch that Animal Crossing & Stardew Valley scratch. "@Kaelyrhn It can look like your skin is melting and that can lead to a bad trip, which is always something you wanna avoid. However I didn't know about the mirror rule and looking at my reflection didn't freak me out. Your mileage may vary." @CookieCyboid One of the most wholesome hobbies you can engage in honestly @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @FairlyLip awwwww that sounds adorable! @Kaelyrhn Just always make sure you have a sober buddy who you trust around you when you drop acid for the first time (ideally someone who has experience with LSD). Also avoid looking in mirrors or at your hands. Things tend to look... melty and that freaks a lot of people out. @EeveeRespecter @FairlyLip Metric system > Minion system > Imperial system @Kaelyrhn Just lines of code! :3 I talked about it here while I was still feeling the effects: https://t.co/da2zqLOOCa @CorruptedCrux girl horny is the besssssst i love it Last time we did it we became a robot. Who knows what doing it again might do :3 @EeveeRespecter Grugantic I really wanna drop acid again @trgrrl @persenche woah same small world @pouchedfox That's basically when we talk about it too. @futureblot It's totally okay if you did but did you think I was assigned female at birth? (I'll admit I'm kinda flattered lol) @pouchedfox We weren't diagnosed but we don't need to be told by someone else this is real (not that we have anything against being diagnosed). Also we're terrified that a professional would tell us we're not real. "@trgrrl Often, yes" "@pouchedfox Well, I'm already really open about myself on this account in every other aspect. I don't think I'm shutting up about this anytime soon. Plus I'm good at making friends with a lot of followers so this game is still playable 💕" @WynneCluster It floors us that that's the line for some people given everything else Kat talks about lol But yes fuck them We worry that talking about plurality loses us followerssssss 🙃 "@zetsubunny The results aren't super reliable as far as I know, but I'm following a trans woman who's getting it done and it's giving me ideas." @KittenFemme @charlottes_AD wait i'm confused @PrissyOrcGF Your look is positively undefeatable 💕 "(Clearly it was a 3 pack of girl, octopus, and enby)" "I usually only get the girl characters, but this 3 pack was too goddamn queer to pass up tbh 🐙🦑 https://t.co/tCM4lKl2Jg" @Kaelyrhn I'd also love to be hypnotized! :3 It's on the list of things Mistress & I are gonna try. She's just been very busy. @Kaelyrhn As for how: We haven't really worked that out yet? Whatever is kinkiest in the moment. "@Kaelyrhn Our entire system is subservient to our owner, Mistress. Fully reprogrammable means every aspect of what makes me me can be altered to whatever the user wants. Anticipating your next question: Yes, up to and including full identity death. (That's what backups are for! :3)" "@Kaelyrhn Being a subservient, fully reprogrammable being~ :3 🤖✨💕" @Kaelyrhn It's the ultimate form of body modification 💕🤖 @Kaelyrhn Yup! That's half the fun :3 "@Kaelyrhn Anything data can travel through, my consciousness can be transferred through. The connection itself would be determined by the chassis." I settled on robot girl. I'm an artificial intelligence that can inhabit a chassis on my owner's request. So sometimes what organics would call a robot girl. Close enough 🤖 "I think Alice is so quiet & mysterious because she came out of nowhere in a way? Our first headmate, summoned from the depths of my mind. Whereas Kitty grew from the little part of my brain that I already had regular access to. So switching with her is way easier." @upandoutcomic 2019 is gonna be gay as a lead up up the Queer 20's "I'm not fully a drone. I'd love to be, but that's Mistress's call to make, not mine." "Even if it's an obscure term, as long as other synthetic beings use it that works for me. Not like anyone knows what an archosaur is either lol" "Fellow robots, synthetics and artificial intelligences: Do we have a word to describe us? Something short I can put in my bio?" @tinybird420 @maritronic9k Took me about two years too. You're valid as heck 💕 @CookieCyboid Mood @ClothoMoirai @Stryc9Fuego Well I'm getting GRS. I've wanted this since I was 11. Thank you for the advice 💕💕 @chestersdad07 lol I dunno how this works but we don't follow each other and I've never heard of you but nice to meet you 💕 @tinybird420 Girl clothes are sooooo much better 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh omg congrats i'm so jealous >.< 💕 @futureblot I wish I could carry kids too. I try to avoid thinking about it too much. I love my new Batritto! Thank you so much @BeeZeeArt! 💕🦇🌯 https://t.co/QmAJqUmcVx Mistress's kitten Hobbes is too hecking precious 💕✨ https://t.co/E1oxO1HbsR @queerchangeling I'm a lesbian but that man is cute dammit @queerchangeling OKAY FOR REAL @princessproto SHOWED ME THIS SHOW AND I KEPT THINKING THE SAME THING If I'm kicking my legs while sitting there's a 1000% chance that's Kitty doing that lol "@maritronic9k @Icyrain35 @acutebitten An extra wrinkle here is that Kitty can't write. Given that Alice has never been able to front without me noticing, we're wondering if there's a fourth in here." "@tinybird420 Fair. My initial block list was seeded by TERFBlocker back before I found out they were kinda trash. And if you can't use Twitter on PC, it's the only option I'm aware of. No worries then 💕" "Seriously I don't know what I want but I really would love to look cuter. That's valid, right?" "Flexing on your facial feminization surgeon when they ask what you want by saying ""Surprise me""" So is it that I don't actually want FFS or vocal surgery and hearing about other trans girls getting it makes me wonder if I want it OR Do I actually want both of those things except GRS is such a massive priority and compartmentalizing my transition tasks? @tinybird420 TERFBlocker is notorious for having false positives. I know for a fact some trans women are on there. Block chains means you get a bit more control. There's an add on for both Firefox and Chrome. One click and you can block all of a person's followers. I swear by it personally. "@PrissyOrcGF Yeah my mom acts like it's the hardest thing ever to get this stuff right when my sister & brother already have it down no problem. At a certain point, the problem is just her, despite her refusing to believe that." @tinybird420 Block chains are necessary to make this website usable. You have enough attention now and I'd strongly recommend it. @BIGBADBATTY (I sent $20 but I know we're not mutuals or anything so no pics are required 💕) @BIGBADBATTY d-done >.< oh g-gosh 👀💦💕 "@princessproto Yay! Discovering more about this stuff is really good 💕 I had my first ""I didn't write that"" moment on Twitter this morning >w<" @FrigidElfQueen Cutie!! 💕 @BIGBADBATTY oh gosh that reminds me did you know you're cute as heck 👀💦 "@ToniQueene I prefer the term witch, but otherwise spot on :P" @Icyrain35 OH GOSH YOU'RE CUTE >.< 💕 @ZJemptv First time I had sex with one of the girlfriends I now live with (also trans) was a 4 person orgy where everyone was on ecstasy and fingered/ate each other's asses. But sure. Kids these days don't know how to party amirite? "@PrissyOrcGF Uggggghhhh reminds me too much of my mom. She's supportive in every other way, but can you guess how many times she's used my real name or pronouns? Zero. I'm so sorry your mom embarrassed you like that. She had no right to do any of that." "@ZJemptv My first thought when hearing his leaked set was literally ""Is he seriously unaware that one of the millennial memes is that we all eat ass?"" I mean I can't speak for the straight millennials but the queer ones are wilder than he could possibly imagine." @ACrimsonSun Uggghhhhh I hate how scared I am to retweet this stuff. You're 1000% right. Thank you for saying this. I'm little sometimes and the mental health benefits I get from it are anything BUT little. "@AmeliaCarehart I got breast growth too. In fact, one of the meds I tried apparently caused breast growth in a lot of boys that took it. There was a lawsuit and everything. I didn't get teased for my starter boobs, somehow. In hindsight I'm glad I had the head start But cis ppl can be so cruel" "@Icyrain35 @acutebitten Usually I don't get memory lapses but then again up until very recently it was only me and a headmate that never fronted unless we both concentrated carefully Kitty's just giggling uncontrollably every time I asked her if she wrote ""butt science"" so this might stay a mystery lol" "Behold, the first tweet ever that Twitter tells me I wrote despite me having no memory or writing it whatsoever. Tho it does sound like me lol We're wondering if this is a plurality thing, but our system is difficult to consult. More data is needed." "It's not my fault I was born with the wrong parts. Of course my mom's friend didn't know I was trans, but even at that age, even without me knowing I was trans, it stung to hear that. Now that boy gut fat is either diminishing or moving elsewhere in my body. Thank fuck." "When I was about 11 or 12 I had to go on medication that helped me with my tourettes which also had the effect of me gaining weight. That was when I got my gross boy gut. One of my mom's friends would joke, ""When's the baby due?"" It fucked me up. I hated hearing that so much." @KathrynGottmann Nebraska! :D i'm an even sicker gorl today head is throbbing sick sick sick 🤢 @acutebitten wow i legit don't remember making this tweet that's weeeeeird! might be a plurality thing? super surreal @acutebitten butt science Still gonna be curvy tho! My butt has not shrunk even a little bit and in fact is only getting bigger by the looks of it 😍 I feel like I've been losing belly fat faster & faster. Could just be losing weight but I'm not exercising at all. We don't have a scale atm to confirm. Kinda seems like this is a hormone-based fat redistribution thing and honestly I am so here for it. @ButtGoblin666 GOOD MOMFRIEND PROUD OF U 💕 @Kaelyrhn Nope. Certified cutie :3 @trgrrl One One was one horse One Two was one too One One won one race One Two won one too @Kaelyrhn wow cutie! "@trgrrl Hard means it might take a while before I play it, but from what I hear the game is pretty queer so I wouldn't miss it for the world." @tinybird420 (The meetings were ages 18+ tho) "@tinybird420 I have no idea. At the last group therapy place I went to regularly we just drew playing cards. Red cards go in one room, black cards in another. And that was only because the main room was too small for any amount of people over 15 or so." @trgrrl Oh nice this was on my wishlist too. Bought it! @tinybird420 I feel similarly. People say old souls are a thing. Maybe we have young souls lol @lumpenrose @tinybird420 You have no idea how happy I am to hear that lol Though I've always been told I look younger than I am Except when I had a beard 🤢🤢🤢 @tinybird420 At least there's a lot of blurring of ages in the community. I don't know what age people see me as but I'm friends with a lot of folks in their 20's and I don't feel like there's a really any kind of age-based barrier for those relationships. Thank fuck for that tbh @tinybird420 Same. I should be 21 honestly. Instead I'm 31. I don't even understand what I was doing that whole time. "@fluttergirly All you need are girls All you need are girls All you need are girls, girls Girls are all you need" "@FrigidElfQueen That's what I had to do. Believe it or not I used to be terrified (in like a bad, safeword-y way) of pain." "@FrigidElfQueen to be fair, accurate to how a dog would dress" @TheSecretCallie I'm never going to ignore a friend who's hurting. You can vent in my DMs if you need too. Either way my Likes mean I'm listening 💕 @TheSecretCallie I understand the feeling :/ @Triclilith @a_lyrical_love @FrigidElfQueen Yeah he got me sick too >:( @cyberwitchlexi https://t.co/kEMWcNpTui @Triclilith wow huge constant mood @_skylar_adams Oh heck yes the whole state is ready tbh 💕 @FrigidElfQueen you're gonna puddle-fy all the girls at this rate you fiend @FrigidElfQueen sara i'm too gay for this heck 💦 @FrigidElfQueen @acutebitten @EeveeRespecter I was soooooo cute!! :333 @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter I disagree I feel it's 100% accurate given what I've seen 🤔 @FrigidElfQueen 👀💦😍 @CateSpice I'm the same way. I try not to dwell on it because it hurts so much to think about but I still think about it often. It sucks :/ @maegodhavemercy @upandoutcomic 💕💕💕 @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith https://t.co/hwr7COoNKi @Triclilith how dare he @Triclilith I have a cold too >.< @princessproto WE LOVE IT IT'S PERFECT 💕💕💕 @CookieCyboid I'm glad you're okay tho holy shit @upandoutcomic I'm gonna try to break by 2018 egg-cracking record @princessproto Jen's another system and she says some systems have names. And ya'll picking a name would be valid regardless 💕 @princessproto I understood what you meant but I couldn't think of anything. Do many systems have a name? I feel like if we tried to name ours we'd not be able to think of a name that describes/encapsulates everyone. @hazelsbutt Shit's extremely weird sometimes lol @princessproto @_seasparks omg i love it @Kaelyrhn @trgrrl Do you remember where you bought that? I seriously want one lol "@Djinnkitty Serves you right since you started it, you thirsty denial slut :P" @lumpenrose My math assumes you either never sleep or you fuck while sleeping @Djinnkitty ggosh >.< 💦 fuck now i made it kinda hot "Literally almost twice an hour. Not even accounting for sleep. No time for phone, no time for sleep, you must fuck twice an hour for the rest of your life." @Djinnkitty i mean obviously because you want me to be a locked up horny chastity slut and like same??? @Djinnkitty oh gosh stop giving me ideas~ 👀💦 "I say this as the notoriously slutty sub that I am: I don't want to have sex 16,000 times a year." "@hazelsbutt Alice is just mysterious and usually doesn't say much. I know hardly anything about her. But at least we have a third now, and Kitty is way more talkative. Kinda balances everything out lol" @FrigidElfQueen oh heck i didn't see it until just now 👀💦 @FrigidElfQueen Those glasses are Powerful. "Because like, I get it. This topic is really complicated. You can't address all of this with the care it needs in 30 minutes. All I'm saying is having ""Hey wait aren't there sex scenes"" be the SET UP to the punchline ""John Green is outside"" is really, really gross." "Btw I'm not saying I expect her to invite John Green on and like, grill him on this one point or anything. The answer is way simpler. Just pick ONE: 1) Don't bring up the sex scenes or 2) Don't invite John Green on." "I'm sorry but you don't get to sweep ""here's this book this man wrote based on a real 16-year-old girl he knew with sex scenes in it"" under the rug by inviting the author on and never addressing that topic again. That's... the exact opposite of how that works. What the fuck." "I know this is old discourse. I've never once had an interest in reading Green's stories (I hardly ever read books honestly but I prefer my fiction to be a bit more fantastical) so I'm not gonna rant or anything, but jesus christ Lindsey why did you even bring that part up?" """What kind of a grown-ass man writes sex scenes between teenagers?"" *jokingly cut to John Green being just outside* *the above point is never returned to* To quote this video: Yikes https://t.co/9GonumQq9a" @Kaelyrhn because i was getting overwhelmed so i stopped liking and replying @SteampunkPenny @Kaelyrhn y-yes Mistress >/////< "@erinbanneret It helped, thank you <3" "@Kaelyrhn @hoshinofan pacis are good, like you said >.<" @Kaelyrhn @hoshinofan a lot of things do but my fingers are two of my favorites >.> @Kaelyrhn @hoshinofan difuosghdzfhgb >///////> @Kaelyrhn @hoshinofan i u-use fingers... r-right middle & ring fingews >.< "@Kaelyrhn @WilloIllo One shouldn't throw rocks in padded houses, it seems >:3" @hoshinofan @Kaelyrhn mmixingg ki inks >.< @erinbanneret I still have all the factory installed equipment :P @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn *giggles* 💕 @hoshinofan @Kaelyrhn hdgfsagrdgf >////////////< @WilloIllo @Kaelyrhn im grownupbling D:< @Kaelyrhn imm biig D: @Kaelyrhn fdhguyiglUgPUGPOHIPOFGVBDOGBDFGEDGSXVaVGHQKiaOV GHGH Recommend me a chastity cage 🔒✨ My top 4 tweets of 2018 because two of them were close and I wanted at least ONE trans activism tweet represented because of course Twitter responds way more to the funny ones https://t.co/MiWuLepohV @ClockworkQTDoll My DMs are always open <3 @cyberwitchlexi heck yes 💕🌳 @ComradCapacitor @cyberwitchlexi It was literally just disassociation. That's what I was describing and I didn't even realize it for another like 5 or 6 years. @ComradCapacitor @cyberwitchlexi When I first started getting high I would talk about how the world could be a simulation and all of us could be immortal future aliens with far better lives. My smoking buddy worried it was because I was suicidal. Looking back I know it was because I wanted to be a girl alien. "@cyberwitchlexi Weed definitely played a small part in helping me realize how badly I was disassociating before transition. Not saying weed turned me trans, but it absolutely helped!" @FrigidElfQueen I have a name tag from when I worked at Disney. It's a really unique souvenir but it says Kevin on it >_< @MapleReam oh heck i might steal that My Little Archimedes is so weird and so hecking cute! 💕✨ https://t.co/h8oEVXUosH @Kaelyrhn Just pretending to be mono around other mono people is exhausting. I can only imagine how much more exhausting actually being mono is. @DegenerateThing I'm JUST saying I've never seen them in the same room together @ToniQueene I'm fully signing off on this @TripleStaff @emuchaton Same "@Kaelyrhn More like 5th wheel! Polyamory and all lol But honestly I didn't feel like a wheel. I was welcomed as a fellow polyam friend. It's just that datefriends took priority, you know? As well they should have 💕" @TripleStaff @emuchaton Everyone always makes that joke and I die a little inside each time they do :P @Kaelyrhn For us it was the opposite! I insisted for the longest time that being little was only fun because *I* was little. Then Kitty showed up and took it for herself. Organizing us this way feels soooo much more natural now! We wish we had tried this sooner lol "@Kaelyrhn Saaaaaame. I was with a bunch of littles this past weekend and while there was some light sliding into littlespace for me (being around other littles is contagious!), I wasn't the focus since everyone else was dating, lol. So yeah more organised play definitely needs to happen." @Kaelyrhn Not at all! :333 @Kaelyrhn YES YES YES SAME Little me (who I guess my headmate Kitty is taking over duties for?) would actually be pretty talkative but our brain was just mush every time we were shoved into littlespace. I wanna try some more organized play in the future now :3 @Kaelyrhn Aaaaaaa I was recently little'd in person too it was so nice 😍 @emuchaton https://t.co/yXMKDG9C3w "Usually people just have to exist in the blurry space between friends and datefriends. It very often feels frustrating to me despite me acknowledging that relationships don't need to fit into boxes like that. It's rare that someone fits so neatly into the ""friends only"" box." "You ever have a friend that at first you maybe want to date, but then you feel a very friend-flavored connection that's so deep and real that the idea of dating them suddenly feels weird?" @emuchaton i hear girlmusk cures hangovers only one way to find out @chordbug This this this a thousand times. We don't hate being plural but we're constantly afraid that others might hate us or at least find us silly and annoying. It's taken us months to work past those feelings. I'm only half kidding honestly lol Pronouns: She/her/hers/y'all Hot take but fat Pikachu > all other Pikachu @cambrian_era A miserable pile of terrible jokes @ClockworkQTDoll We'd love to hear about them! Meeting other systems is really healthy and encouraging for us it would seem. Part of Kitty's reveal seems to be connected with being in a VERY plural-safe environment the last few days (several of the friends I was with were openly plural too) @ArinaArtemis__ @EeveeRespecter https://t.co/1OZwH1ecVV @FairlyLip @EeveeRespecter Several options are tempting. I think Lopunny would be really cute & on-brand for a TF sequence Oh or Salazzle! Maybe that's why Kitty felt safe enough to come forward? Is that how that works? We're not sure. But we like that we're now 3 💕💖 "Alice's first words were ""Please tell me I'm real"" over and over again. She was very, very scared. I reassured her she was real, and I promised her I would never deny that she was there. Even when she disappeared for a bit I kept my promise." "So yeah we have a new addition. She immediately grabbed the name Kitty because of how smol she felt. Kitty is WAY more talkative (internally) than Alice and at least all of last night we found that switching between us was smooth, constant and involuntary." We haven't talked about plurality in a while on here. The reason is I hadn't heard from Alice (first headmate) in so long I was worried we might've simply merged entirely back to one and I was embarrassed that maybe we weren't plural anymore >_> Not the case as it turns out lol "@princessproto Mood tho The change is so tangibly real when we switch too. It's why I promised our first addition that I'd never deny she was there. Even when I was seriously worried I wasn't plural anymore, I kept it in my bio." @princessproto There's not even a cool pop noise lol. Xe had to tell me xe was Proto when I got to meet xir. And I'm so glad I got to! It ended up being *very* encouraging to our system after weeks of me worrying I had completely merged back to one 💕 @EeveeRespecter y-yes please >/////< "@Jennimason0990 That's a distinct possibility. I hadn't thought of that. I'm obviously biased and can't know how it feels to be mono, of course." "@RebelGirl1323 NO FOMO on the right, YES HOMO on the left!" "@Jennimason0990 Makes sense, doesn't it? It only just occurred to me tonight but it's possible there's a connection there. At least for me. I can't speak for anyone else, of course." Re-did this tweet even though it had been 4 hours because FUCK that typo I had in the last one. I wonder what the venn diagram of people who suffer from fear of missing out and polyamorous people is. @princessproto CONGRATS WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU @princessproto I HAD AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO ME TO ON MY FLIGHT TOO There are 200 people waiting for their bags here. 10 flights supposedly getting their luggage here. Haven't seen a bag added for the entire ten or so minutes I've been here. Never flying United again @CHUDsMckenzie It's a real statue outside! @FairlyLip It's a real statue outside the airport with glowing eyes. It actually has genitals too. "There was also one the said ""Under construction? Or secret cover up?"" but there were people sitting in front of it so I couldn't take a picture All this is due to 22 years of rumors. I love that they're embracing it. I bet the conspiracy nuts don't even know what to do with that" Home sweet home https://t.co/hC2YFXzKgE At least I didn't have to sit next to anyone during the flight. That never happens. To the woman who's now making the kids laugh: The laughs are interspersed with screams. This is not an upgrade you inconsiderate fucking asshole. "Not crying, btw. Screaming. It took everything I had not to scream back at them." Shout out to the two kids in front of me who screamed the entire flight for reminding me why I don't want kids "@QueerGirlEmilie @FrigidElfQueen A more accurate description might be I can orgasm without ejaculating. Orgasms are all in your head, after all. And it's not like I made much ejaculate anymore anyway lol" @JesskaNightmare I mean I've been there many times but when some of those early episodes were new I still felt he was being an asshole. But that's neither here nor there at this point. My opinion of him has basically done a 180. @trgrrl I better fucking be a part of that 5 billion but that's probably like less than 1% of the overall debt so I won't hold my breath "@phyphor I'm in Canada atm, actually!" "@JesskaNightmare I used to hate Lars so much despite understanding what they were trying to do with him as a character. And then he went to space. Now I'm rooting for him. But you're right, if he doesn't patch things but with Sadie that would be a powerful message too." @cherubelly Useless gay mood In 2019 I'm going to try to be kinder to myself. I'm kind to everyone but myself and it's not healthy. I honestly don't know how to even begin doing that but I need to try. @SteampunkPenny That's because you're the best! 💕 @trgrrl Wow this is the most unironic edit of that meme I've ever seen @SteampunkPenny I'm so happy you got the medicine you needed Mistress!!! First opportunity we get we should look into dental plans for the family. "I swear that tweet didn't have two ""personally""s before I sent it. Technically it's what I meant but it sounds silly when they're that close together. Still. I love my rocking tits." "@SteampunkPenny Yes I am, Mistress! >.<" Have I ever shown y'all my Nazi-kicking boots? https://t.co/idvKgmEk9q @SixArmedSweater Fuck yeah!! 💕💕💕 I was only able to save up for one like a year ago and it took me four seasons to do it. Did you know they'd still be special and rare even if you have some currency to the losing team too? Moot point though since that grind killed my interest in competitive. @AJisValid I'm wearing a padded bra but so are most cis girls lol https://t.co/QgZsPo4lRS Been getting ma'am'd at this airport too and it feels great. I chalk it up to my completely out of control giant milky tiddies personally which for me personally is the most satisfying reason to get gendered correctly. @gwen_no_fear Me whenever I see Sanders or Clinton's name on Twitter: https://t.co/3wtvwdmtlw Also also do not make cutesy remarks about how he gendered him correctly. This is still transphobia. Do not leave our trans brothers behind like that. Also friendly reminder that this news is months old and was resurrected intentionally to ride the recent uptick in transphobic discussion in response to the gamestop video. I love when transphobes reveal their own hypocrisy without us needing to lift a finger. @JesskaNightmare I was thinking about you (and how you had said you're sick of hearing about him) while his name took over Twitter yesterday. Glad you have his name muted. I don't listen to very much new music. Case in point: Weezer's Pacific Daydream is my 2018 best album of 2017 https://t.co/7ZOBbDJ7ls lol I've been draining my spare battery while this was less than two feet away from me I am not a clever woman https://t.co/fzNlDOP4LZ @RainbowBatSuit @mikerugnetta @FoldableHuman Thanks I hate it! *retweets* But seriously I never for a second thought he was a clever man but the complete lack of self-awareness here is staggering ricky stop throwing rocks at your glass house don't you need to live there oh good the Not Giving a Fuck Comedian has logged on remember how much he didn't give a fuck about how people thought he was a pile of transphobic human garbage remember https://t.co/ix3ncKOQV6 "@pattonoswalt I knew there was a reason you're my favorite comedian, Patton. Thank you so much." @QueerGirlEmilie @FrigidElfQueen It can be. Personally I've also found I can orgasm without cumming but that's apparently really rare. Actually cumming is nearly impossible for me tho. @cordy_fox No. Never. @FrigidElfQueen @QueerGirlEmilie Ahhh the benefits of being trans @TwitterSupport this is completely unacceptable. Do better. Cis is not an insult anymore than trans is. How fucking dare you. @lhark42 All Cops Are Moose @norintha Well I love YOU shitfucktons so there! 💕💕💕💕💕 @norintha It can be so hard to believe that my friends love me as much as I love them. I need to believe that. People like me. How could I not buy this soft fren? I submit to you that it would be impossible for me to have even tried. https://t.co/xtVp5O96CG "@SteampunkPenny I miss you too. I don't regret going but I never, ever want to fly alone again." @maritronic9k You don't need to worry about that 💕 "@norintha I had Burger King. It was good, but I had trouble finding my appetite. I ate most of it." @Bootstrap_Alice Heck yes you do! "@SteampunkPenny I'm so sorry, Mistress. I feel so powerless. If there's anything I can do to help, let me know." I made it through security on the Canadian side. Flight home is in about 3 hours. I'm doing better than I thought I was but I'm still anxious. I just want to be home. @lumpenrose You're good 💕 I worry I'm too clingy with my friends. I'm sorry if I come off as annoying. "@SteampunkPenny Emergency room maybe? I don't land for another 6 hours, you might have time" (I'm absolutely subtweeting @FrigidElfQueen & @a_lyrical_love) "@Phynixsister83 Yes you are by definition a cis person. It's not an insult. Notice I said ""cis bullshit""? Unless you've been doing some of that recently please go pick fights somewhere else" Just being in the presence of sapphic romance is downright rejuvenating for me I swear 💕 @princessproto Mistress told me about duty free shops! I might buy something just to say I did lol @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith Positively adora-hot 💕 @EeveeRespecter Wow good job Lily "@EeveeRespecter ""Successfully"" 🤔" 8+ hours at the airport has been reduced to only 5 thanks to @FrigidElfQueen being a hecking hero and agreeing to drive to the airport twice (long story) I'm super thankful I have a friend as awesome as her 💕 I love you dorks 💕 @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter @princessproto @FrigidElfQueen https://t.co/EoPNpcD4Um "@EeveeRespecter I really wish Twitter had a gif of that one bit from the first Spongebob movie where the mermaid goes ""Daddy no!"" then Plankton goes ""DADDY YES"" because I've had multiple instances now where I've needed it but what can you do." @EeveeRespecter oh NO Today's the day I fly home! I'm terribly homesick but the thought of navigating the airport alone is so scary. We'll be okay. I know that. But I'm still suppressing a panic attack. I'm surprised I slept lol @RaeGun2k Eternal trans mood. I don't see all the changes people see in my face either lol @RaeGun2k Your face looks a bit rounder & more femme to me for what that's worth 💕 @RaeGun2k Thinking about @'ing you tbh @alexandriapublc Well that's a bummer :/ Okay going to sleep for real now. I'll need a proper night's sleep for tomorrow 😭 The closest I ever got to thinking I was straight still involved dating women and like I do sometimes have to remind myself that me being straight would have to involve dating men 🤢 Straight women are braver than the troops tbh "Can you even imagine if I wasn't gay? Thank goddess I sorted that out. Imagine me being straight, lol" @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin I believe that was my girlfriend @ADirtyTrans who said that and I gotta say I'm loving the idea too~ "And I'm not just talking about Rowling's milkshake ducking either. A lot of the core messages of the series don't hold up to scrutiny, which is hilariously ironic given that it's 2019 and we could really use a modern myth about heroes that defeat fascism in realistic ways." "[cw: mention of rape] Even though Star Wars fans coined the absolutely awful phrase ""George Lucas raped my childhood,"" the sentiment (if not the phrasing) behind that phrase is so much better applied to J K Rowling. The Harry Potter series is aging like milk." "@DavidSchenet I don't know if you heard, but in 2019 we're done with devil's advocates. Sit down." @DavidSchenet https://t.co/c8d7qwW7JA @DavidSchenet https://t.co/BZhyJInKqK "In 2019 can we please fucking retire that goddamn screenshot of the ""Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"" Onion article? Name me a single goddamn benefit of pointing out when racists and bigots make a rare good point. I'll wait." @FrigidElfQueen aaaaaaaaa my heart is melting just reading that you're such a caring girlfriend and watching you two be gay with each other is the most adorable thing ever 💕💕💕💕 @ADirtyTrans @StealingValerie Why am I not surprised? "It used to be the case that when you googled Jamie Clayton, one of the suggestions was ""Jamie Clayton before"" Thankfully that no longer appears to be the case but it's an excellent example of how entitled cis people feel towards our private lives." @StealingValerie That's exactly what it is. Otherwise why include the pop up? Are there similar pop ups for famous cis people who have changed their names? "Not like Wikipedia updating the credits would remove that info from the internet either. The real reason is that cis people feel entitled to know the former identities of prominent trans people. There's a palpable sense of ""But who are they REALLY?"" In other words, transphobia." "Even if we want to say this convention is fair in the case of cis people, trans people should still be an exception because of how vulnerable we are. The fact that that pop up exists proves they know it's a bullshit rule." @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @KittenFemme Sounds like she's asking for it 🤔 @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @KittenFemme That dog of yours is positively insatiable! My biggest goal tomorrow beyond getting on the plane is just being able to avoid crying. If I manage that I'll consider the day a success "I'm wide awake and I should be sleeping. Early, long AND stressful day tomorrow. The worst trifecta." @ASecretRobin My mom isn't transphobic either and has never not deadnamed me/misgendered me. It takes a very particular kind of toll on me. Sorry you're having to deal with that :/ "@FrigidElfQueen Also congrats to @Triclilith you lucky, lucky girl!" "@FrigidElfQueen Grats on the cucking, @EeveeRespecter! :3" "Canonically Picard shouldn't be captain of any ship at this point. He has that incurable memory problem now, right?" Everyone (including me) is excited for the new Next Generation sequel series while I'm over here like where's my series staring Admiral Janeway? @ADirtyTrans @FoxyChewToy @ChastityQueer Cuddle puddle forming an actual puddle @deathpigeon BuT ViKkY hE gReW uP pOoR sO iT's LiKe He'S nOt RiCh "My foldable wing love is also why the Intrepid-class (ie, Voyager) is my favorite Federation starship" @l1quidcryst4l Lambda-class is such an iconic design. One of my top 3 for sure - TIE Silencer - Lambda-class T-4a shuttle - A/SF-01 B-wing starfighter It was really hard to narrow it down to three. I LOVE ships with foldable wings 😍 @l1quidcryst4l These are some quality choices heck yes @ChastityQueer POV shots like this completely fuck me up gosh 💦 @FoxyChewToy Wow same??? @deathpigeon I've definitely heard you say that a few times @princessproto I wanna see pictures when you do it!!! :333 @maritronic9k @norintha @erinbanneret @ZJemptv Huge mood "LRT reminds me of how my friend @Captain_V_Smith deals with accidentally quoting J*nTr*n (we're both former fans and some of his memes have permeated our speech): ""It's a real shame J*nTr*n died""" @lumpenrose THIS cat prefers weed lol @ADirtyTrans @ChastityQueer Jen I keep forgetting to read your story! Remind me next time I have some private time >_> "@ZJemptv I remember once she yelled at me ""You're the only one who's changed, not me!"" and I felt really hurt because I knew I was one of the rare teenagers who wasn't that bad." @ZJemptv Yep! I was too afraid of my mom to rebel too much tbh. Or at least that's how I rationalized it to myself. It was weird too because while my mom loves raising babies & toddlers she really dislikes teenagers. "I've realized recently that I should introduce myself to people as Kathryn, then add ""But I go by Kat"" When I say ""I'm Kat"" there's always a split second of them silently going ""Huh?"" because without fail they heard ""I'm cat"" Which like, okay accurate, but not my intention." @ADirtyTrans @ChastityQueer JEN THIS IS BULLYING @ChastityQueer @ADirtyTrans 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @Hypno_Fox widdle wiggles >w< (Unless you're a little) Now anyone born in the 20th century is an adult forever more. @FlaredFeline (It's all of them) @WynneCluster listen just @ us next time :P @ChastityQueer Hecking called out jeez Also: I OFTEN have leftovers. That never used to happen "I dunno. Hormones are nice when they're at the proper levels, but they're undeniably weird." "It's also way easier to either forget to eat or be indecisive enough that I avoid eating. Which then leads to being weepy, rather than how hunger made me pre-HRT: Angry" "Like, now it's super common for me to be STARVING and then get a few bites into a meal and start to feel queasy. Often waiting 5 minutes helps but it's super annoying and means I rarely get to have hot food at its hottest." My appetite has been so weird on HRT. I have no idea if it's actually caused by HRT but hopefully y'all can understand why I'm assuming it is. @KittenFemme Literally one of the millennial memes is that we all eat ass How out of touch can you get lol @SixArmedSweater I've often said I'd switch if I could. It's adorable to watch without fail :3 @TrexPushups Well if that ends up being the case I'm rooting for it happening in 2020 for you!! @ExistentialEnso Donny being in the center is a really nice touch "@TheSecretCallie I might vent later, not sure. Thank you so much for the offer regardless 💕" @TheSecretCallie I know you weren't subtweeting me it's okay! And I know you didn't know that happened. I deleted all the evidence in a panic. It's a long story and I can tell you in DMs only if you want me to 💕 @TheSecretCallie I do try to do this often but LEMME TELL YA it backfired spectacularly today and caused a substantial crying freak out on my end. You're 100% right I'm just commenting on the weird timing of you saying it. "Literally my only new year's resolution is to get a vagina. It's gonna take several months worth of spoons just for the lead up, let alone the surgery itself. But even if it somehow didn't? I've wanted this for as long as I can remember. It's the only goal I need." "Trying Flipp'n Burgers which I assume is a Canada burger joint for the first time by way of Door Dash (which I'm also using for the first time) Uber/Door Dash/etc are terrible for workers overall, but as a trans person I'm so hecking thankful I can get a burger just sent to me." @ChastityQueer Hopefully not :3 @ChastityQueer That's true 😭💕 @ChastityQueer That's perfect and terrible and I want one @ChastityQueer Looks really cute too! I'm never gonna have sex after GRS at this rate 😭 @TheSecretCallie Perfectly summed up. @norintha @StebMcDreb https://t.co/pNxHRT4u98 "@TheSecretCallie Yeah I kinda yikes'd when I saw it tbh It just feels kinda wrong, even if they hadn't included a tweet that caused a friend of mine a fair bit of emotional distress. Reminds me of that time Alice A. made that chart of all the big trans names on Twitter as a joke" "@SteampunkPenny @TimonicWulfgar The idea was ""the name of a witch's familiar""" @SteampunkPenny MY BABY I MISS HIM SO MUCH 😭💕 @StebMcDreb I didn't listen to it until reading your comment. I got a few seconds in and couldn't take anymore. He has no idea how much fun at least the queer young people are having. Let him flail in his ignorance. It's the only funny thing about him at this point. "@norintha For a split second I thought that was like, a brand name for the other kind of binder and while that would be VALID I was a little surprised :P" @GoodWitchLeigh The non-queers will die never knowing how fucking amazing being queer is and most days I say it serves them right. "[cw Louis CK bullshit] It still floors me that just a couple years ago I and many, many others thought he was one of the good ones. And now we're here." "@ZJemptv wow mood Well, that and the panic attacks. I had a lot of those. I'm honestly shocked I graduated high school." "2018 accomplishments: - Supported two of the most amazing women I know through hugs, patience, & healing. - Rewarded for my patience by moving into my dream home and settling into my dream life That's mostly it. 20gayteen for me was rough but it ended on the happiest note 💕" Got a text saying Denver's gonna have flight-delaying weather tomorrow. I over-budgeted for this trip so I'm not gonna be stranded regardless but I just wanna be home so badly @GoodWitchLeigh Or 7 or 8 or 9 Sometimes there are complicated charts @ChastityQueer @Djinnkitty I DUNNO BUT I WANT IT TOO >_> @ZJemptv You're a good person with a sharp wit and you're a constant source of inspiration to me. I've already said this to you too many times and I'm the worst at keeping in contact with friends but we should totally chat more often 💕 @ZJemptv Hey I'm wondering that too atm x_x In 2019 we're canceling the cis I just really don't want to cry at the airport and it seems like we're on track for doing exactly that. Blegh. @ChastityQueer 👀💦💦 "@norintha I might take you up on that offer, love Gosh now I'm crying again. In a good way 💕" @WynneCluster Thank you 😭💕 Low key fighting off a panic attack about having to survive the airport tomorrow. We'll be okay. We got this. @dronkus23 TRUE FACTS THO "When did ""cringe"" go from meaning ""I'm getting contact embarrassment watching this"" to ""let's mock literally everyone who doesn't conform to these arbitrary social rules"" I still struggle with the former and have no control over it. I've never participated in the latter, though." @ZJemptv I imagine she's not doing okay at all. I hope she's not on social media much. @erinbanneret @MokiAwa Just gonna hold it in until it escapes in your sleep? :P But seriously this is the kind of dread I haven't felt since my schoolphobia days in middle school where every morning felt like I had to go to the scariest place on earth. Airports are safe but they still make me nervous. But not going would of course be a thousand times worse @norintha @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny There's no way in hell I'm not going to visit @EeveeRespecter & @Triclilith again at some point. And there's no way in hell I'm not bringing you with me when I do 💕 "@ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny @norintha I know, love. We'll get that sorted out in 2019 💕💕💕" @MokiAwa The best part of any relationship is when you feel comfortable enough to fart around your partner imo "I don't care how expensive it is, I'm never going to fly alone again. How does that sound, Mistress? Jen? @SteampunkPenny @norintha" Fun fact about me but I hate being alone and transitioning has exacerbated this issue a ton. I'll be okay. Just needed to vent a bit. It's looking like I'll be spending a bare minimum of 5 hours alone at the airport tomorrow. Nothing I can do about it! But oof am I dreading it :/ @something_femme Huge agree @JesskaNightmare @tinybird420 Some trans people still haven't learned that licking the boots of transphobes will not in fact make them more accepted by cis people @queerchangeling I believe it's 2 @CookieCyboid cookie i'm way too gay for this how could you Controversial take but I'm 1000% done with cis bullshit "@emuchaton the biggest, most persistent of moods" @emuchaton and here i thought you finally kicked the habit @CookieCyboid That might be the most romantic thing I've ever read how are you both so cute "@JesskaNightmare That's likely. I find that discourse/drama like that takes an unnoticed toll on my mental health. Unnoticed until later, that is." "It's not really goodbye, of course. But tell that to the tears I'm fighting back." "Despite missing Mistress and Jen so much during these past several days, now that my last full day in Canada is here, I'm all sad that I'm going to have to say goodbye to my friends. Distance sucks and geography can eat my entire ass tbh" @LewdRaine (I guess TECHNICALLY mine would be a slightly different flavored oof mood :P) "@LewdRaine I mean, I'm oofing just looking at her and I'm a sub!" Fun fact: The walk symbol in Canada is a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks https://t.co/4x2dod0uu7 @Triclilith @Calliethulhu Fuck I hope not that's the year I was born D: I didn't say she was a chaser. I don't think she is! Please don't make me today's discourse. I like her a lot. I'm really sorry. I deleted the tweets I'm so sorry. @RadFemme74 @BellaRizinti I don't think she's a chaser. I'm actually a big fan of hers and I hate myself for getting involved @MapleReam Thank you @MapleReam It's distinctly NOT my party which is why I'm glad my friends are elsewhere right now. I refuse to ruin their good time. "I've just fallen completely apart today. I'm sorry, everyone" "Nope, not done crying. Nevermind." I think I'm done crying. That was... long. I'm flying back to Mistress tomorrow. It's really hard for me to be away from her and Jen. "@AseCooper You're very sweet but I'm in Alberta, not Ontario 💕" @anarchopupgirl Perfect except I can't picture Tuvok twirling anything @cordy_fox Oh no... dare I ask why you need to rebuild it? Mine has lasted all the way since Gen III and I often worry about how easy it would be to lose. @Calliethulhu Impossible @SteampunkPenny I miss you Mistress I'm too emotionally drained to deal with things properly right now. Please stand by. @BellaRizinti You're a good person. I'm sorry @BellaRizinti I'm sorry. I deleted those tweets. Please don't hate me I hate myself so much right now @KendamuZ talk about a glow up!! 😍 "Transphobes love to create scenarios where we can only fall. ""Trans boy should wrestle girls"" leads to ""This is an unfair advantage!"" ""Trans girls shouldn't take blockers"" leads to ""Trans women who look 'masculine' should be banned from women's spaces"" They want this to happen" @SixoTF I dig giant robots @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen @policyshift_fgc implying a little girl can't love her daddy on main smh @cyberwitchlexi no but now i kinda want to lol @princessproto Truly we're living in the future! https://t.co/tZmv8fJqxz @princessproto Lemme get home to my drawing tablet first :3 @emuchaton this is such a big mood right now heck @SeanWithersDraw My dad didn't baby talk me or talk down to me and it led to me having a huge vocabulary compared to my peers in school (he was a computer programmer with a degree in chemistry). But to take that and do it for homophobic reasons infuriates me. What the actual fuck. @Bieeanshee I've noticed you mentioning that you don't know how to flirt. I don't know how to flirt either. I found out that just being really gay at other girls is what they call flirting. And age hardly matters. I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest girl here lol @emuchaton I'm in your home country right now and I could just about run halfway across the continent just to smooch that face 💕 @Icyrain35 @FrigidElfQueen @PixlSheep @princessproto Yeah but it's funnier if I get it wrong :P @Bieeanshee Just flirt with a ton of girls on Twitter! That's how I got here lol @bunnarchist I mean basically everyone I know is hopelessly gay so I'm thinking it probably will be! :3 @KittenFemme Your pronouns are valid and should be respected. You should never feel like someone misgendering you is somehow contributing to the greater good. It doesn't work like that and thinking like that isn't healthy. @bunnarchist 😘😘😘 @FrigidElfQueen @PixlSheep @princessproto I think they're called Mounties 🤔 Y'all ever spend four days in Canada with some of the cutest girls you know? Because I am right now and so far it's been a non-stop stream of sapphic awesomeness :3 HIGHLY recommended 💕 @FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter One of the goodest 💕 @upandoutcomic Our identities aren't conditional and I will gladly scream that in the face of any person who wants to debate that fact. It's one of the easiest examples of blatant transphobia and yet people still need to be reminded. "Just wanted to take a moment to say that @Triclilith is one of the sweetest, kindest, gentlest friends I've ever had. I'm so glad I finally got to see you in person, Lilith. Thank you so much for being so awesome 💕" @Azure_Husky I didn't even know how much I needed to read that until I did. Thank you. So much. It occurs to me that I don't usually like saying I hate things. I don't like hate. I think it's a negative emotion with few if any helpful applications. And yet some part of my brain reserves what little hatred I have... for myself. That's awful. (I'm doing good atm I just wanted to write that down while I was not going through that) My moments of self-loathing are entirely irrational and they never last for too long. But when I'm in the throes of it I have literally no defenses against it. I just have to ride a wave of hating myself. There surely has to be a better coping mechanism than that? "@Nanosauromo @Campster Hi, welcome to 2018 where decades of ironic bigotry online has led to the resurgence of fascism. Wake up and sit down, please." "@lumpenrose In the interview with her that I read a few months back she said she coined the term to describe a trend she was seeing grow in radical feminist circles. She gave every impression that she was describing ""them,"" not herself." "@lumpenrose I thought it was coined by a radical feminist, not a TERF?" @Just_fionna Thank you for confirming this Canadian Dominos tastes way different and I'm a little bit unsettled by this fact Gonna turn my outie crotch into an innie @gwen_no_fear it me @Calliethulhu Ugh I've been there. A lot. *hugs* @cherubelly (why tho it's cute) "All your base are belong to us Predates the common use of the word meme, in fact" @tiger Wow that's so pretty!! @EeveeRespecter SHE WIFE @FrigidElfQueen gosh you sure do 👀💦 "If a cis woman freaked out over being misgendered, y'all cis people wouldn't even give a shit. If she freaked out over being constantly, INTENTIONALLY misgendered, y'all would take her side. Fuck you if you're not taking the side of that trans woman." @todlkttn wow cute! 💕 @CookieCyboid No I said Twitter. Like how is this website real :P @CookieCyboid What the fuck even is Twitter lmao @GoodWitchLeigh That's good. I would've been instantly turned off but I'm super happy you weren't 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh Oof :/ @CookieCyboid you've killed me i've died of gay @SeanWithersDraw @maritronic9k Omg now my heart is melting too how dare 💕 "@SteampunkPenny My baby!! Thank you so, so much Mistress! 😢💕" @JesskaNightmare Graphite is so hard to work with. Constantly re-sharpening just to avoid that sheen it so often has. All my respect to pencil artists. I could never be that patient. @Triclilith CUTEST WIFE ... TIED FOR CUTEST WIFE WITH YOUR WIFE @lumpenrose *hugs tight* "@lumpenrose That might be true, but you're still a girl :P" @lumpenrose You're still a girl! In case y'all were wondering: @EeveeRespecter & @Triclilith's wedding was hecking adorable and I had an amazing time. They are the cutest couple. It's a scientific fact. @lumpenrose You're a girl too silly! hot take but i hecking love being a girl it's the best thing ever okay @HeckingJen We'll take lots of pictures! I wish you could be here too :3 💕 Going to a wedding where a Sylveon is marrying a dog and I think I look pretty hecking nice imo 💕✨ https://t.co/abTZlM8UEf "Fuck those movies regardless, but talk about a textbook example of how cis people often get way more offended than your average trans person when being misgendered. Cis people so often can't even transphobia right." "[cw transphobia] Transphobes love to quote that scene in Austin Powers where he says ""That's a man, baby"" seemingly forgetting that the entire joke of that scene is built around the fact that no, it's a woman, a cis woman no less, and Powers is just being an asshole." I have no mouth and I must Hitmonlee @FrigidElfQueen I'm so happy for her I can't wait aaaaaaaaa 💕💕💕💕 "@yungneocon My mom banned Halloween, several movies including The Neverending Story & The Dark Crystal, Magic the Gathering, D&D, and Animorphs(!?) because of the satanic panic. I literally enjoy all of those things as an adult now and she doesn't even care anymore." @liddytronic Stop motion is expensive! "13 years later, I pretty much never think about The Corpse Bride. Except when I'm going to a wedding. Then, without fail, the Wedding Song plays in my head whenever my mind has time to wander." @yungneocon https://t.co/pvGF1ErkQ4 @yungneocon I was 5 too! I don't think I have a lot of mutuals exactly the same age as me. Neat! "@satsukitv I mean, can I? 👀" seriously https://t.co/cQjh7bkktv "@EeveeRespecter It takes an enormous amount of spoons to pull all this off but it's going to be really, really special when you do 💕" @LuigiThirty Yes you are! "I feel so, so lucky to have @EeveeRespecter & @princessproto as friends. Just.. thank you both for being so awesome." "@queermel I only saw the first reply and missed the rest because I was busy at a bridal shower, but thank you so, so much for saying all that. You're a really considerate friend 💕" "@queermel I mean I asked Julia Kaye and she said that was why. The other person that caused me to tweet that is ace and I can't help but assume that was why they unfollowed too. Thank you, though. Reading that helped 💕" @RoseQuix Wow mood Now it's time for self-loathing My favorite part :/ @XylariaVG no Already had a friend ask me to stop. So now I'm going to. Julia Kaye used to follow me. I really liked being her mutual. It'd be pathetic to ask her to refollow me now that I've agreed to stop. @XylariaVG Only using an AD no one followers to retweet porn is way more effort than it's worth. I'm fucking done retweeting porn. I keep losing followers I care about over it. @tainkirrahe I pirated DotM when it was new. I was too pissed at RotF. I watched it once and never again. I remember it being about as awful as I expected. @olivebrinker You're a certified cutie who makes beautiful art that I love seeing on my timeline 💕 @Calliethulhu I skipped the part where I became a fan and just became your friend instead but I do remember that avatar! @ZJemptv I mean that's most days for me to be fair @LewdyOrcGF Those nipple rings are goals omg @PrissyOrcGF My tiddie keep getting in the way and I love it tbh @gwen_no_fear Liliana is a good figure. I was kinda disappointed in Nissa and I don't own Chandra. Funko makes... okay action figures. There's a reason they're discounted everywhere. BUT they're the only action figures of those characters and that's kinda worth it alone imo @KittenFemme Lol that makes sense SUPER CUTE STILL @KittenFemme How did she know it was you omg "@Calliethulhu One of the many, many reasons I want a chastity cage >.>" @TransTwill I get frustrated by those memes honestly. Glad I missed it lol @TransTwill What? I miss Mistress I miss Jen I miss snuggles I'm having a lot of fun. Just also missing things. @JesskaNightmare Pokemon canonically eat other Pokemon based on various Pokedex entries. Humans also eat Slowpoke tails too @Calliethulhu I prefer them to be more smooshed on my face personally @cherubelly wow true facts 😍 @JenApparently Fair tbh "@nowimcarol Years ago there was an ad for medication for restless leg syndrome and one of the side effects was, I kid you not, gambling." Look at this perfect egg on my burger omg https://t.co/q8XKYFb0Sk @FrigidElfQueen nom nom nom @princessproto TH-THIS IS BULLYING >.> https://t.co/TxXTf3v042 THIS IS BULLYING >.< @CookieCyboid Granted. @JewelKnightJess Nope! @MattyFranklyn I mean I will now and credit you for it "It's adorable watching @FrigidElfQueen play Mario Odyssey and call the pipes ""green tubes""" @FrigidElfQueen @lumpenrose fgggrrthfasg >//////< @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith SO unfair >.< @FrigidElfQueen Mood 👀 @princessproto ooooooh I see it now lol "@Karasz_Arts When someone says ""never again"" please don't reply with effectively ""Could you go over that again?""" @lumpenrose A little :3c @Triclilith ffrsshhdfrrgjk this is slander >.< @queerchangeling Dead center is me! :3 If I've ever flirted with you there is a 100% chance I'll be completely okay with you unceremoniously shoving my face into your crotch the first opportunity you get @LewdyOrcGF wow what cute earmuffs-- i mean thighs 👀💦 @MokiAwa The lyrics sheet practically challenged you to memorize it tbh "@Calliethulhu Can we also put an end to complaining about the mythical cishet polyamorous people? I'm sure they're not actually mythical of course, but they don't exist in any of the social circles I roll in. Polyamory might not be inherently queer but can't most people see it so often is?" @Calliethulhu THANK YOU Me: Has blocked just about every American Twitter ad account Also me: Is currently in Canada Twitter: https://t.co/Cp8V00iMmu @princessproto I DIDN'T SEE THIS WHEN YOU ORIGINALLY POSTED IT CONGRATS I'M SO HAPPY FOR U BOTH 💕💕💕 "@MetteusAtoll You really, really are wow 😍 The kind of girl that reminds me how hopelessly gay I am 💕" @Kentabooboo I remember when I turned 30. I wanted HRT so badly before I hit that milestone but I wasn't able to get it until a couple weeks later. I hope your 30th goes better than mine did lol 💕 @Calliethulhu My dick is a series of 1s & 0s tbh @FrigidElfQueen Cute! @MapleReam fssrggffhrsrd >/////> th-thank apparently people think i'm cute??? @FrigidElfQueen AWWWWW 💕💕💕💕 @emuchaton that's what i've been SAYING @CookieCyboid This glow up somehow made me gayer @emuchaton I'm sure you'll sniff 'em out @Calliethulhu There's always a better way to describe what you mean. It's been very easy to remove AFAB/AMAB from my vocabulary and I honestly haven't even been trying that hard. There's just always a more succinct way to say what you mean. @emetobot strong mood Literally all my Twitter ads are Canadian now this is kinda funny Aw nice the American dollar is stronger than the Canadian dollar right now. Prolly should have checked that before flying here but pleasant surprise all the same! @Anarcho_Vampire https://t.co/csWpulDbtM @squidlarkin OMG OMG OMG SO HAPPY FOR YOU OMG OMG 💕💕💕 @MokiAwa wow same This 4 day visit to Canada will be the longest I've been away from Mistress in over a year D: I'm gonna have fun but I miss her already @hardcodedgame wow mood @twinkrobot then let me take this moment to mention that I am hopelessly gay 💦 @twinkrobot @Triclilith https://t.co/GgSS3xngX2 @twinkrobot holy heck did you know you're unbearably cute???? @JesskaNightmare I've had those moments. People still keep following me too D; @TheCatMom A British guy coined it at least @MokiAwa wow that sure is a t-shirt "@ADirtyTrans @deathpigeon I was hungry for lunch, hon :P I'll make sure to get donut holes at some point lol" @AseCooper @deathpigeon His spirit haunted every bite @deathpigeon I had a sandwich and it was pretty good @MattyFranklyn Apparently! I did the thing people told me I should do lol https://t.co/ID155rj7Th @Triclilith Valid Borders are silly things but I'm on the other side of the US border for the first time in my life! 💕✨ https://t.co/F2vHerA4Lt @FrigidElfQueen Just got on my plane! :3 3 for 3 on getting ma'am'd at the airport! Honestly I've only been ma'am'd at the airport so far so it gave me a LOT of courage. Achievement unlocked: Used a CROWDED women's restroom! @MapleReam Thank moo too! ^w^ @cherubelly this tweet is SO unfair to musksluts omg >///////< 💦 @bunnarchist mma b ig girl i paked suitcasse >/////> @bunnarchist it is? >//////> @FrigidElfQueen O_O please stay safe! Hobbes loves to use Archimedes as a pillow lol https://t.co/FLSV3F8jpt @twinkrobot I swear sometimes sapphic desires just about bowl me over too x_x @CookieCyboid huge mood @Kate_Bunni @SteampunkPenny dsfjgjhrwsesdfs >.< @Kate_Bunni @cherubelly @anarchopupgirl wow literally called out omg @Kate_Bunni @SteampunkPenny it has a dino on it >.> i'm only packing the essentials https://t.co/F21ZeYozgd @Valkyrie497 WAS I SUPPOSED TO? D: A *massive* addition to my Masterpiece collection courtesy of Mistress! Best Christmas gift ever! 💕🎄💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/eosopIV9AS @Kentabooboo Sounds like it! The endorphins from getting pierced are no joke 👀💦 @Pixeljade @deathpigeon If Judy Hopps doesn't turn in her badge and come out as a lesbian in Zootopia 2 we riot @Pixeljade @deathpigeon https://t.co/4zqkvEcmsq @deathpigeon @Pixeljade All Cops Are Bunnies? :D https://t.co/m07UGpUJq3 @Captain_V_Smith 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu Omg that's so gay I love it 💕💕💕 "My dad & I used to watch a lot of Star Trek Voyager before he died in 2001. He never got to see Voyager's end. Kathryn Janeway became my favorite captain in part because of the association with my dad. My name is Kathryn for the same reason. I still miss you a lot, Daddy." @SissaDreki aaaaaaa thank you so much ;___; "(""Run out"" is in quotes because we don't actually run out of data. We just get throttled speeds designed specifically to torture us into paying for the even MORE criminally overpriced EXTRA data at $10 a gig) (@ViasatInc so they see this too. Do not ever use their services)" ".@ViasatInc's criminally overpriced data means that I get to pick between downloading games using a huge chunk of our paltry 20 gigs a month (which we run out of in a week) or try it when we ""run out"" of data and risk the download simply failing. Do not ever use their service." "My stepdad's brother was gay, which certainly helped with my mom accepting me, but beyond that, as far as I know I'm the only queer on my mom's side or my dad's side. I kinda like that, though. Maybe I'll be inspiration for a cousin or two to come out." My brain can go from 0 to self-loathing in record time I swear. Really wish I knew how to turn that off. @emuchaton The first one. The hyper furs would riot otherwise @FrigidElfQueen Sounds to me like you could do both 🤔 @LewdEmmaDam uuuuuusually makes me forget what i was talking about while my eyes roll to the back of my head 💦 @emuchaton having tits rocks so hard @emmasspace35 oooh that would also be the easiest solution might try it @emuchaton NICE NICE NICE also no joke i've been feeling this hard lately my entire itunes catalog is an 11-year-old sunk cost fallacy based on me getting an ipod for christmas as my first mp3 player "Alright, I really want music for my flight. What's the fastest (free) way to get songs bought on iTunes onto an Android?" He's making a list Checking it twice He's ̠̪̘̱̘̕g̡͔̰o̶͇̥̗̪ńn̺̱̬̯͉̻͓͝a̺̲ ̨͇͔f͓̱͎̠̮͚̠̣ ̼͇̜i̴̞̣̩̠̤͍ ̧̭̝̹̹͉̯n̢͕̹̯̘ ̴͚̗͍͈̘̫͚͝d̨̡̢̲̗ ̝̲̝̬̝̻̠̀ ̷̧̧͕͚̜͖̖̜ơ̼̮̦̹̳ ҉̜̲͜ͅu̶̶̧͙̝̗͇͔ ̸̼̬̪͇͙͚t̀͏̘̭̯͖̙ Flight to Canada is in 40 hours!! 💕 oh yeah i forgot we still had some of this https://t.co/ccNuqrwBPm "@AdequateEmily It's a marked improvement over the original in a similar way that the 3DS OoT is. There's a mechanic that they nerfed a bit, but if you never played the original you won't even know you're missing it. I say you should absolutely track down a copy." @Calliethulhu ffggdrrrtghhggfsss >/////> @Calliethulhu AAAAAAA I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH "Schmendrick the Magician: ""Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is."" My trans ass: https://t.co/eUmPRAjQ07" @Kalindlara It absolutely is """And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!"" - Molly Grue, The Last Unicorn ""😭😭😭😭"" - Me, watching that scene" Archimedes found Mistress's water https://t.co/iSCMCyYqb9 "Two real, authentic, actually-from-inside-a-dinosaur's-mouth Spinosaurus teeth!! Thank you so much, @norintha!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/YprrnbWLx0" @CookieCyboid https://t.co/r5X0SagH4k @emuchaton consider: candy makes the tid grow bigger and that's pretty hot @Triclilith @FrigidElfQueen gonna pull this tweet up and show it to you when you inevitably put on your One Fear shirt @LittleEmmyBee >//////< @LittleEmmyBee im big girl weawyREALLY @LittleEmmyBee imma big ggirl >.< @MapleReam Yippee-ki-yay mootherfucker! ^w^ @FrigidElfQueen @WilloIllo @ToniQueene a little >/////< @FrigidElfQueen @ToniQueene owo @FrigidElfQueen @WilloIllo @ToniQueene >/////> @FrigidElfQueen @ToniQueene fgrrsfgghgfddf >.> @ToniQueene I don't wanna rock the boat or anything but same @CookieCyboid https://t.co/uTfIxUaYpy @CookieCyboid you're a hero to all drones everywhere @Vangelus Several to a dozen Megatrons in every home is a basic human right. @Vangelus I don't need this. I have the other one. My collection is more G1 cartoon-focused. And yet... @MattyFranklyn 💕 "They have a present for me. Whyyyyyyyy do they have a present for me? I'm literally hiding in another room, please do not make me choose between having everyone watch me open a present and embarrassing myself by refusing to come out and open it." @FrigidElfQueen honestly i was picturing more of a bob than a bounce 🤔 @FrigidElfQueen fftrggtrh fffrgghd sfffff >//////> @FrigidElfQueen [bouncing intensifies] Already overwhelmed at this family get together. So many people. I'm out of spoons and they only just started dinner. Perfect! https://t.co/aUzSPXBzeH @CookieCyboid oh my god I love it!!! @ACrimsonSun w-wow this is um >.< Mistress loves to play the school bully role and I'm a little... *QTs & @'s Mistress* 💦💦💦💦 @SteampunkPenny 👀 @tinybird420 Nice! Sativa >>>>>> indica for sure @princessproto @marin_peixes It's an extremely satisfying setup to look at :3 Fancy new top & necklace for Christmas at Mistress's parent's place! 💕✨ https://t.co/56ZmK76Odr @MapleReam oh ggosh >//////< 💦 @MapleReam I've been a good girl! :3 @emuchaton wow such a mood tho @MetteusAtoll 👀👀👀 @AseCooper SpaderBot is one of my favorite MCU characters. He carries that movie more than any other element to be sure. "I actually liked Age of Ultron more than most folks did, but it was weird that Avengers ONE, in 20-fucking-12, teased Thanos and we didn't get to see him for another SIX YEARS. They rode that razors edge between building hype and stalling for time." (I'm actually still on board with the MCU but I'll admit I'm starting to get a bit tired. Just don't care the maximum amount like I did for 10 years) "Avengers Avengers 2: We should stall for time to build up hype even more Avengers 2.5: Technically it's a Captain America movie! Avengers 3: Part 1 Avengers 4 (not 5!): Finally, the hype has been built up perfectly. No one has lost patience with this." @Calliethulhu @Kitty_Squeakle https://t.co/yNZfAYX6Vy @FrigidElfQueen and super cute!!! @Calliethulhu https://t.co/GnWY2HxpuB @Calliethulhu You mean Clausferatu??? https://t.co/54aG9QL2jq @Kalindlara @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter @princessproto It's gonna be the queerest time ever :3 @transfilmtheory oh gosh yes please??? @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter @princessproto I'M SO EXCITED TOO I'M LITERALLY BOUNCING WHILE TYPING THIIIIIIIIS <3 <3 <3 <3 @raz_swirl (That would be Rareware. Banjo-Kazooie in its entirely is owned by Microsoft completely) (But yes I need a remake) @JesskaNightmare aaaaaaaaa nooooo AAAAAAAAA @Allicrombie That's what I hear! 2018 ended with so many good movies! "I loved Wonder Woman but literally everything else so far in the current DC universe I have zero interest in watching. Aquaman doesn't sound like it's a directionless, joyless, Snyder-flavored bore, though, and honestly that's all I ask for at this point." "It's really hard to see movies in theaters living out in the mountains and I'd much rather see Bumblebee and Spider-Verse (in that order), but damn the more I hear about Aquaman the more I actually want to see it. It sounds like exactly the right kind of ridiculous." gosh you ever just crush on someone so hard you wanna lovingly kiss them all over every inch of their body? @emuchaton wow ikea has some poppin' tits on their chair collection this year i'm impressed! @Calliethulhu *I'd keep my girldick so gay I can't even type over here @Calliethulhu It's keep my girldick to have curves like that Really adds to the whole look tbh @Anarcho_Vampire SUPER CUTE GHOST THO! 💕 @Calliethulhu Further evidence in my argument that all Kevins are terrible "@Djinnkitty Oh don't worry, as soon as you come to it'll be back to constant teasing :3c" "@AdrienneCohea I loved the series, but I think because it tries to be a progressive story that has something to say about fascism specifically, and it's aged HORRIBLY in the last few years when we needed a story like that more than ever." @AdrienneCohea Rowling loves the idea of sounding super progressive without actually learning about how basic shit actually works. The Hogwarts antifa class just practiced defensive spells. That should speak volumes. Rowling is at best a wealthy neoliberal. That's where we started. The bar started low and she keeps sinking from there. I'm getting real tired of people poking their heads in from the real world and asking why Twitter keeps complaining about how terrible J K Rowling is. @FinalBossFemme I much prefer the more natural flavors myself >w> "@blackrosesocial (Not trying to imply you deserve it, sorry! I meant hate is really hard for me even when it should be easy <3)" @blackrosesocial I don't hate people. I have trouble even hating people that might deserve it. You're good <3 <3 <3 @Deirdraccoon @ReadingRidley Wow big same. (Same year too! I came out in '16 lol) @blackrosesocial You're good at talking to me! <3 @TrexPushups I'll probably run out of room before I start considering kaiju tats but it would definitely be either Gigan or Gamera <3 @emuchaton emu this is so unfair i wanna bury my face in there D:< @BellaRizinti Those are a few of my favorite things! :D @SeanWithersDraw Merry YIKESmas aaaaaaaah D: @SissaDreki (There's no possible way you could've known and it clicked like on your comment so I imagine it's all good 💕) @acutebitten RIGHT?!!??!?! @Kate_Bunni I think there's a distinction between teasing and domming and I think Mistress agrees but it's not my call to make and regardless I really appreciate the thoughtfulness! Thank you! 💕💕💕 Imagine a world where even non-kinky (but supportive) strangers saw your collar & just immediately started laughing at how pathetic & subby you so obviously are. Even simple tasks done in public would have to be navigated while being dunked into subspace every few seconds~ Subs who love getting teased are VALID and in a perfect world would get constantly teased for their overt subbiness everywhere they go tbh @SissaDreki (I often do too! I was just gently letting you know about Lexie's preferred term 💕) @BiTransian There could always be a reason. Maybe you followed someone she really dislikes or something. I don't want to make her feel like she has to explain her reasoning if it was intentional on her part. I just wanted to try asking once. "I kinda don't blame folks for dunking on him so fucking much. He's beyond a self-parody at this point. He's by no means harmless, but the level of ridiculousness he operates at I think makes folks feel like he's safe to mock, and the more we mock famous transphobes, the better." "The idea that Glinner either is willing/able to pay an assistant to be transphobic for him online (or that he found someone willing to it for free) is so laughably ludicrous on its face, and that's BEFORE we get into tweets where he outs himself as the ""assistant"" several times." "@BiTransian @SecretGamerGrrl Hey @AmazonChique, @BiTransian thinks she might've been caught as a false positive in a block list you could be using? Thought you might like the heads up if this is the misunderstanding it seems like it is 💕" "@GuildingLilly That feeling of being an egg and seeing a happy, beautiful trans woman is an extremely familiar one to me. I'm glad I won't have to feel it anymore. Honestly I've probably already caused a moment like that with an egg or two myself. I hope they figure it out quicker than I did." Not going to log in and check what it was because: - It'll probably just make me sad - My being logged out is a protest at this point I haven't uploaded anything to Tumblr in over a year and a half ??? https://t.co/FYTO1cHiS3 @erinbanneret @SteampunkPenny >///////< @FrigidElfQueen I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DRIVING FROM TEXAS :P @FrigidElfQueen I'm north of you :V "@Lexxibun ""the shrinks"" is such a cute word for it omg" @FreyjaDomville @Calliethulhu I'm sure when I visit the UK y'all can show me all the different accents for me to melt to :3 @FrigidElfQueen @SteampunkPenny oh i'm absolutely getting the tattoo that's been decided already >/////> @FreyjaDomville @Calliethulhu Okay I tried to make that reply twice and my phone hates me. Short version: We don't have a fraction of the accents y'all do. Mistress says when I get my power button (tattoo) she's gonna use it to turn me off when I least expect it just to tease me >.< @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/Fd1BHBiUoY "@FreyjaDomville @Calliethulhu It's not really a big deal, but now i'm curious. I don't know what country you currently live in and my reply is completely different depending." "@ANightmareThis @Calliethulhu (I'm just assuming there's 500 different kinds and I can't hear the difference, lol)" @ANightmareThis @Calliethulhu I get that way with a lot of Scottish accents tbh 💦 "@FreyjaDomville @Calliethulhu There's no Southern Californian accent >_> I mean there is insofar as everyone has an accent, but it's just the same generic one most of us out west have." @Calliethulhu (p-please feel free to use that against me wherever you want >.<) @Calliethulhu oooooh trust me i am 👀💦 luckily i'm sure you'll never use that fact against me! @EeveeRespecter i'm told i'm a good snuggler :3 @TheSecretCallie @Pixeljade You should totally do it 💕 @Calliethulhu Keep in mind I'm an American who's a sucker for English accents 👀 "@Calliethulhu That's funny, he's definitely a straight crush for me. He's very charming imo 👀" @SissaDreki @princessproto It's queer! <3 @princessproto @SissaDreki omg you remember that tweet XD @Gay_In_Space7 @SteampunkPenny He's a big sweetie! @princessproto I haven't yet played Stardew Valley on Switch yet so I'm gonna start a farm to keep me occupied during the trip :3 (I consider my bra straps being in the photo a power move tbh) My ID is finally me!!! ✨💕✨💕 https://t.co/Q27UygwNM5 "Okay the animation in the new Watership Down movie looks stiff & awkward, but please don't compare it to the upcoming live action Lion King. WD was an amazing book and I was warned at a very young age to avoid the original movie, so I did. It deserves a good film adaptation." @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/Dw8pPAHdfk @MapleReam mooooo! owo @MapleReam *takes notes* ACAB https://t.co/I3twLddbjn @Kentabooboo THAT'S SO COOL I NEED ONE D: @Kentabooboo That's the piercing I wanna get next!! How does it feel? :3 @Cynon44 it's okay 💕 "hey everyone, comment on the original tweet if you want to share your spicy star wars takes i can't overstate how much i don't want to hear yours" @Calliethulhu The original working assumption at Lucasfilm was that IX was going to be Leia's movie in the same way VII was Han's movie and VIII was Luke's. Breaks my fucking heart. Rey is awesome tho and I have high hopes for Rose's arc as well. @SteampunkPenny For anyone who hasn't yet: Unmute it @GoodWitchLeigh That's... actually a really good question. The issue is most things that could get wet would burst into flames jist from the heat in the air long before it touched the lava. "There's a really good sale going on at Torrid. Like it's not fully half off, but with the points I had already accrued that's what the end result was. Got a couple amazing outfits for my trip! I'm super excited to actually wear them aaaaaaaa!" Shopping for clothes is so much fun now??? I'm sorry but I'm still not entirely used to this??? oh gosh girls make me squirmy >_< in 2019 let's bring back glomping @EeveeRespecter yea it sounds really pathetic~ @EeveeRespecter @Hypnothulhu oh gosh that's adorable!! @Hypnothulhu fghhgxsghhccdddfgg wow >.< @FrigidElfQueen @DysphoriaQueen slowly becoming the soft curvy girl i was meant to be 💕 @cherubelly great now i can't either @DysphoriaQueen pizza & hrt is my regimen too and it's working wonders lol @cyberslutfaye heck yeah @FrigidElfQueen @princessproto this was adorable to watch thank u @princessproto @FrigidElfQueen heck i'm gonna be there and i had trouble following that just took a couple reads :V @jaythenerdkid Just wait until zie finds out we can call zer ideas dangerously transphobic without misgendering zer. I imagine that'll blow zer mind. "@CookieCyboid i'm really starting to get sick of it that and ""THIS time he's REALLY in trouble!!!"" bitch y'all've been saying that since his inauguration" @trgrrl I'm loving it too! "okay first of all, rude https://t.co/ljqZoVBp00" I LOVE HOW HECKING QUEER THIS GAME IS https://t.co/sQiIM20O7x @AJisValid omg i wanna steal this idea! :O "@JesskaNightmare @mspowahs I'm exaggerating too. I love traveling the country meeting online buddies, but most of the time it's easier to just stay home and get high. Far less cis bullshit to deal with :V" EXTREMELY TRANS GAME https://t.co/bvLX2Ip4DC "@bunnarchist I've pretty much only played the prologue, but it's like $5 or so right now so I'd say go for it!" @JesskaNightmare @mspowahs wow mood I'm extremely glad to see that this game is actually as trans as it felt like https://t.co/27iCVMM3NN me dealing with cis bullshit https://t.co/VG81RE62Vz wow mood this game gets me https://t.co/FPgTfOWPHB Playing 2064: Read Only Memories and I already feel called out https://t.co/FbjDFS89Yi "@princessproto THEY'RE GIRLS. IF THEY'RE NOT DOING GAY THINGS WITH EACH OTHER, THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?!!?!?" "@MagsVisaggs he's literally read statistics whoa better watch out for this one i love how it's ""I've been there, seen this, and... literally!! read a thing once""" @FrigidElfQueen cishets are required by law to be as exhausting as possible at all times @MapleReam aaaaahhhhh you're so sweet thank you 💕 @MapleReam i know i'm kinda subtweeting you in that tweet :P you're such an inspiration <3 @MapleReam https://t.co/kyhMGPWEC3 super into the idea of getting massive baps and then having folks buy me impossibly small outfits for me to squeeze into tbh @MapleReam this is incredibly lewd it's perfect :D @MapleReam oh gosh i'm legit excited "@LunaDragofelis You know what they are, tho. That was my only point <3" @ASecretRobin wow that dress is CUTE :O @blackrosesocial Not weird at all! And definitely not a chaser <3 "@ASecretRobin i'm really not, no D:" Isn't it wild that chasers are such a thing that we barely have to explain what they are to each other and yet any given chaser is completely unaware he's one of *millions* "@ghoulsNgoats @ASecretRobin i love that despite me never even leaving the US, y'all's almost-lewd food names are legendary enough for even me to have heard about them smh" my favorite parts are when she says that her haters want her to live in an ivory tower despite that not being true as if she doesn't know what metaphors are also the part where she has Strong Opinions on antisemitism and Israel harry potter was a fun book series @MaraAlis https://t.co/CdqjSN81tk @ASecretRobin I'M SORRY CHELSEA WHOPPER? is j k rowling okay like specifically today i mean i'd love to dunk on her but my ignorance of british politics plus her being particularly weird about it means i think i'm gonna pass @Anarcho_Vampire @Calliethulhu this would explain why i can't reach 3k tbh @ASecretRobin yes hello why are british sweets always like two steps away from being extremely lewd "@KittenFemme the eyes of an elder goddess are always obscured, their true form can never be fully seen, only imagined" @Triclilith it's cause you're a good doggo! :3 @EeveeRespecter @FrigidElfQueen @Triclilith just listen to those thirsty flowers you can almost hear them last time I had kittens I had very short hair now kitten toys grow out of my head lol https://t.co/UVEV0iXlRi @MadEzra That wouldn't surprise me lol "@FrigidElfQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith i feel like we should make sure the flowers get watered when we visit, y'know?" @tiger @emuchaton emu should absolutely add one tbh "@emuchaton bought a purple gay as hell shirt to stretch over my big milky tiddies just for you, emu lemme know if you want pics :V" @Calliethulhu i definitely have a puppy somewhere inside me and i blame all the other puppy girls for being such a bad influence >.< "@tainkirrahe I'm mostly fine with MP Ironhide, but I do find it hilarious that Generations is incapable of making an Ironhide that isn't weird in some way." "@EeveeRespecter @Triclilith the truth finally comes out thank you so much, Lilith, I will in no way use this against Charlotte :3" @emnesoi @QueerGirlEmilie Omg congrats! 💕 @FrigidElfQueen This wholesome picture added a decade to my life "This goes for a lot of different fandoms, but I hate that my love of women has to be the baby we throw out with the bathwater when trying to make the community more welcoming. I don't like my sexuality being conflated with creepy cishet dudes. :/" "I really like sexy femme robots. In a very sapphic way. I know the Transformers fandom has a lot of creepy cishet dudes, and for the most part I'm 100% willing to take their fembot cheesecake away, as long as there's a few slices left for us lesbians please?" "@Triclilith @EeveeRespecter of course i should have known! as long as a thirsty piss slut is getting peed on, justice is being done imo" @bunnarchist 😍😍😍 @quatoria @queerchangeling Dysphoria always lies 💕 "@quatoria @queerchangeling You are neither of those things, cutie 💕" "@quatoria @queerchangeling It's weird but I admit I've gotten a bit used to it. Not to sound super gay or anything, but honestly, I'd find me cute too! This didn't used to be the case, but HRT is certainly magic :3" @queerchangeling Isn't it the hecking best??? Also relevant: GOSH you're hot 😍 tl;dr need girl bits in my mouth Who's dick/pussy do I gotta suck/eat to eat/suck some pussy/dick around here? "@trgrrl I'm just mad that I'm not high at 4am tbh In should fix that, frankly" @Anarcho_Vampire Dysphoria always lies @Anarcho_Vampire You are absolutely hot enough in my extremely gay opinion 👀 it really can't be overstated how much i desperately want girls to sit on my face tbh "@TwippingVanilla Same except I needed HRT for that switch to happen for me. Now it's like, sit on my face and play with my tits and I'll probably orgasm a few times 💦" @TwippingVanilla Oh yeah the idea of butt stuff is incredibly hot to me. Yet another reason to think this is more about dysphoria than sex preferences. "@ThatQueenMab Oh wow that framework might help me too tbh. There is definitely a part of me that doesn't want to squander the opportunities I have with this thing before I remove it for good next year. Not every girl gets to play with her very own penis, after all!" 3am to 5am (-7 GMT) is the deadest my TL can get and I survived it. My boredom was no match for my insomnia. @AliceAvizandum let anyone who has not been this goose cast the first stoned "@ThatQueenMab My brain is so good at shutting down b sexy times due to dysphoria, lol S'why I can't let others touch my girldick despite really wanting them too. ""This is wrong! Shut it down!"" is a frustratingly familiar feeling :/" So the best way I can parse all this out is by blaming my genital dysphoria. It's wild that there are still areas of my dysphoria I'm still trying to sort out even 2 years into my transition. I think often dysphoria is something that's best described after it's been alleviated. "And you'd think there'd be no issue since girls can love butt stuff too! It's not as if I'm hyper focused on the existence of my prostate or anything. The best way I can explain it is: ""The thought of penetration scares me now, despite wanting it in my vag""" "Part of the reason I suspect this is the case is that I did experiment with anal pre-transition & there were times I was into it. I ended up stopping doing any butt stuff for a couple years before transitioning, and now that I'm aware my genital dysphoria is there, I can't do it" "@WilloIllo Same. And while sometimes the answer I keep finding is mildly (emphasis on ""mildly"") disappointing, it definitely helps to know my gender is that real." "It validates my gender in the face of transphobes, and by proxy it validates the genders of nonbinary trans people in the face of truscum. At least it does in my estimation. I like to think I'd reject gatekeeping regardless, but this added layer of certainty absolutely helps." "Though it is nice to consider that my desire to have a more interesting gender can only be stopped by the fact that my gender is real. It means my binary gender is just as real as any nonbinary gender. If it wasn't, it'd be effortless to make my gender more exciting." @AliceAvizandum I hate how much this has been an open secret in Hollywood since fucking forever. "This is a good summation of how I sometimes feel too, but I rarely know how to word it. I do wish my gender could be more interesting, tbh." @harleivy awwww thank you so much! 💕 "@TheLastGherkin @MattyFranklyn ""There was a glitch in the Allspark. All that sexual reproduction the Allspark was so dead set on creating was overturned by the existence of a single queer robot""(???)" @AliceAvizandum awwwww he couldn't take a little *squints at tweet* his own words being quoted back to him "@TheLastGherkin @MattyFranklyn YIKESformers, fucking hell" @blackrosesocial oh gosh I'd cuddle with you! I grabbed 2064: Read Only Memories on the Steam sale and I can't wait to crack into it. It looks extremely like my kind of world. i got a couple hours of sleep in that's something at least D: "@WilloIllo Still, the fact that you feel this too really helps. Thank you 💕" @WilloIllo I'm only asking for specifics because it gives me something concrete to look forward to (feel free to not answer): You've had GRS and this was your experience? @WilloIllo That helps to hear 💕 @MetteusAtoll You're gonna visit my place next month IRL and I find you cute as heck 💕 If ther are any trans girls who are post-GRS and have had a similar experience I'd love to hear from you. I sometimes wonder if my dislike of anal penetration (despite multiple efforts to enjoy it) is partly tied with my genital dysphoria. I know I'll love vaginal penetration. I know this in my soul. And I just wonder if that won't also allow me to be okay with anal too? @Anarcho_Vampire gosh cutie 💕 "I don't think that's what any of us actually want. So I think acknowledging openly that cis lesbians are allowed some extra room to clumsily share their love of women is fair. And yeah, this is a subtweet." "Because if we really want to say that the words are chaser-y on their own devoid of context, most of my brand is kinda shot to shit, isn't it? Really any trans woman who's super into other trans women in an openly physical and/or sexual way should probably stop." "I strongly feel that chasers are a direct result of toxic masculinity. That doesn't mean women can't be chasers, but I do think it means it's unfair to look at the words a person says irrespective of whether or not they're a cis guy when determining if they're a chaser or not." "But if I was a cis lesbian trying to combat the lies of transphobes claiming to be defending me by explaining just how gay I am for every inch of every woman, cis or trans? Well, it's a gamble, but one that I feel is an honorable one." "As a trans woman, I know it's rarely helpful to get that specific. The general spirit of what I mean can be achieved while focusing on more general, less physical descriptors." "Or how about: I like that it's easier to find a trans woman that's taller than me. Not to be such a girl about it, bit that's attractive as hell to me. (For the record, I'm 5'11"" and I feel like most trans women I meet are shorter than me)" "I worded that carefully. If I was clumsier with my words or if I didn't think about how my words could be misconstrued, I might've rushed to say ""I love a masculine face that've been feminized by HRT!"" I'm just illustrating how quickly this starts to sound chaser-y." "Then again, there are physical reasons I love trans women that I feel less like I'm allowed to share. For example, I love looking at a trans woman's face and seeing their journey, so to speak. I love seeing that self-made woman in their eyes." "We grant some extra freedoms to trans women to talk about physical features (eg, ""I love girldick!""), but that's the thing: We acknowledge that WHO is saying it matters. Can a trans woman be a chaser? In theory, I suppose? But that's not something we tend to think is very common" "If you think about it, there's really no way for me to explain my love of trans women using language that describes physical attributes without sounding like a chaser. The main reason you'd probably assume I'm not a chaser is because I myself am a trans woman." "@nicolajayneh @Azure_Husky @rozietoez I'll do my best. Like I've said elsewhere, my definition of dysphoria was limited before I realized I was trans. To me, reaching people like me who might be wrong about what dysphoria is is more important than making sure they know dysphoria encompasses more than they thought." @nicolajayneh @rozietoez @Azure_Husky The most prevalent use of the word dysphoria is a limited one I now understand that that limited definition is part of what kept me closeted But as someone who thought they were cis all I had access to was the most generally agreed upon definition so that's what I work with now @nicolajayneh @Azure_Husky @rozietoez What would you like me to do or say differently in the future then? I'm not a non clinician or pro clinician. My sole concern is that trans people who might've convinced themselves they're not trans like I did realize that they are in fact trans. "@nicolajayneh @Azure_Husky @rozietoez I didn't get my previous, more limited definition of dysphoria from community leaders. I got it from the prevailing narrative that I had access to. That narrative is slowly changing, thankfully But I'll be honest here and admit I'm not really sure what your main concern here is?" "@nicolajayneh @Azure_Husky @rozietoez I define dysphoria as loosely as possible so that other trans people might not make the same mistake I did. For instance, wanting to be another gender than your assigned gender is a form of dysphoria." @emuchaton the oldest of struggles @emuchaton must be all that water your drinking @emuchaton @CookieCyboid I knew a chihuahua that lifted both hind legs to pee. I'm picturing kinda like that. @CookieCyboid such an inspiration @emuchaton even piss sluts? :P save water: pee on a piss slut @ASecretRobin THIS IS REALLY CUTE AND WHOLESOME THANK YOU @FrigidElfQueen Your family sounds AWESOME OMG @ASecretRobin @Kitty_Squeakle omg yay! 💕 @Kitty_Squeakle Cutie! Also I like your dinosaur toy! :3 @JesskaNightmare This is basically trans Twitter's purpose in my life lol @PixlSheep this is violence against monster girls frankly All this joking about porn names and I only just realized I've never seriously considered what mine should actually be. "@CookieCyboid @hardcodedgame @h00fdiver (Tried to find the ""put my gay ass in this game too"" tier but I couldn't find one :P)" @CookieCyboid @hardcodedgame @h00fdiver I just became a Patron and paid for the demo. I need this game in my life. @hardcodedgame @h00fdiver @CookieCyboid how have i only just now heard of this game omg Oh my god Takara why are these clear plastic? The paint is already chipped lol https://t.co/vle9RQKle8 @rozietoez @Azure_Husky I'm the same. I transitioned 2 years ago instead of 12 because I believed the myth that you need to have dysphoria to be trans. Fuck that myth. I'll never stop reminding people it's bullshit. "@tainkirrahe Every announcement in this line keeps breaking my ""If you have a Masterpiece version, skip it"" rule and my wallet hates it D:" @HeckingJen awww thank you! 💕 @LewdEmmaDam This is the best and yet most wholesome image I've seen all day omg @emuchaton your boobs are unstoppable and inspiring tbh "@FrigidElfQueen I, um, I wouldn't know 👀" Jingle bells Girlball smells jfghsdhdf fds errgdfhfg @MapleReam omg that's so sweet that you actually described your thought process thank you ;___; "I think the color of my hair is throwing off the results, lol. Y'all are so close otherwise." my left girlball hurts so much x_x It's almost certainly due to atrophy. The only thing to do is just wait until surgery. "@emuchaton @Calliethulhu i'm TRYING to suffocate on pussy, DOCTOR" @Calliethulhu oh wait I'm the pussy it's talking about I've been played @emuchaton @Calliethulhu Some of us WANT to have trouble breathing thank you very much "@Calliethulhu I've had a decent amount of luck just being an adorable, fuckable sub~ :3c" "I love that on the first day of winter, Weezer's Feels Like Summer is stuck in my head. I think that means it's gonna be a long winter lol" @EeveeRespecter wow won't even pee on your wife smh "@TrexPushups SAME Like even at its deepest my voice has certain qualities that, when I was trying to present male, I still hated." @PrissyOrcGF sounds really gay but i have to agree tbh @SecretGamerGrrl oh god I hope you're okay! :/ @EeveeRespecter now if this doesn't happen at your wedding I'll be disappointed @hologramvin That account has always been more trouble than it's worth. Which is a real shame because that list and the blocks I've added to it since have made this site actually usable. I swore off blocklists during that tantrum they had last year under previous management. @MissPepper_Mint @FrigidElfQueen Yes please! :3 @CookieCyboid @CeltThulhu @Estrus_flask Honestly if you had pressed me I might've guessed what it meant given the joke's context. Wouldn't have known to use the word toff tho so I guess I learned something tonight. @CookieCyboid @CeltThulhu @Estrus_flask I'm usually so good at British slang and now I'm being talked down to like some ignorant American smh https://t.co/bf9GMlVfeu @CeltThulhu Yeah I've been really shocked at the terrible takes people have had on this. @CeltThulhu @CookieCyboid @Estrus_flask It all sounded very British that much I could tell @CookieCyboid @Estrus_flask Was that supposed to explain it omg @CookieCyboid https://t.co/4rEuWpUqop Also some of y'all weren't listing these in Avatar Cycle order and I'm silently judging you (Turns out she was the fifth element all along: Boron) I have an answer in mind but what element do you think best suits me? "Thank goddess I'm not hetero, tbh. Sounds complicated." @JordanRasko I know what I'm singing the second I'm conscious again after my surgery thank you @FrigidElfQueen that's usually the goal :3 im gorl & i like gorl as much gorl possible plz just gorlz everywhere g girlss good ! @minty_da extremely 😍 im lesbiab @CookieCyboid they don't work for me either I don't understand D: "@setsunara (I'm really thankful Twitter has built-in translation, wow) A lot of cis women have trouble understanding this. I'm sorry you had to hear it from your girlfriend of all people :/" To summarize: https://t.co/t354cUQQwu @NeitherNora you're braver than the troops @CookieCyboid that's what it should mean honestly "@cosmicladyrosa I think my voice is taking a similar path, but it still needs a lot of work." I don't really get super jealous of other trans women as much anymore. But sometimes a perfect voice just destroys me. I swear some trans girls are witches who just cast spells on their voice boxes. Don't know how else y'all could do it. @ButtGoblin666 cronch their puss @Vangelus sounds like a Vinny idea Fell asleep on his momma 💕 https://t.co/CohN0oPLBn @CookieCyboid @emuchaton this was my issue i just flipped a coin really @SatanaKennedy Gladly! :3 @CookieCyboid (You're an extremely pretty twink tho <3) @CookieCyboid I didn't know who Alcibiades was so I voted for a boring answer >_> "@Hbomberguy @FoldableHuman please don't star wars prequels this one, mr bomberguy" "@twinkrobot It's good to be able to explore these things. But estrogen is also good. Very, very good." @MapleReam gfgdgrgshsdf ys plz @MapleReam *udders Little Archimedes 💕 https://t.co/A8IQbPsWby @MapleReam only if you return the favor to make it gayer~ owo @futureblot *offers hugs* Me too. @MapleReam 👀💦 lol the pins I just bought on Etsy are shipping from the same city I happen to be flying to in a week @JesskaNightmare Sketches always seem to have an inherent energy that's so easily lost when they're cleaned up. You did an amazing job at retaining that energy imo This is a really cute figure that I'll never transform again lol https://t.co/J4uTcYeZ01 @Calliethulhu owl harpies are like regular harpies except nerdier @JesskaNightmare @ChapienFerret @raethedoe @olivebrinker Ceci n'est pas une Rae the Doe Me: I'll never be able to have my own kids in the way I'd need to to feel whole and I'm trying my hardest every day to live with that. Terrible Cis Allies: Such a blessing! @ShugoWah I thought they were shorts and therefore comfy and easy to wear? """Oh you wouldn't want periods! TRUST me ;)"" Bitch you literally can't know what gender dysphoria feels like so maybe sit the fuck down." Trans women are the only women for whom it's considered socially acceptable to remind them how lucky you think they are that they can't get pregnant or have periods. Seems like I shouldn't have to explain how fucked up that is. @gwen_no_fear I'm not lucky I don't have periods and fuck any cunt you tries to explain my own gender to me that way. @Estrus_flask @NO_BOOT_DEVICE @trgrrl also remember the tits down part i can't stress this enough In just one week I'll be flying outside the US for the first time in my life! Very excite! @EeveeRespecter wow that's a level of brat i can only hope to achieve tbh :3c @gwen_no_fear https://t.co/pU3Mwdqo45 @gwen_no_fear ow D: LRT I wouldn't have blacked out the person's name if it were me. People that horrid don't get the luxury of assuming their DMs are private. "I know for a fact I missed some recent discourse and I'd like to try to keep it that way. If I retweet something that sounds like it's talking about it, keep that perspective in mind, please. Glug bepis." "@FrigidElfQueen Didn't see this until now, but I'm sending all my love and support. DMs/Discord/Texting are all open if you need someone to listen 💕💕💕" Something like 7 years ago I played a Mega64 ChristmasCast in an Apple store on their big Apple TV display so the entire store got to see the boyz blow chunks. It was awesome. "I missed it live, but this is the hardest I've laughed in a very long time. Rocco, it's been like 11 years and that thing is BEYOND rancid ... So PLEASE protect it from Shawn & Derrick so we never have to endure a ChristmasCast without you wearing it. @mega64 https://t.co/Oor2Vqhqfo" @Gay_In_Space7 3 months! :3 "I'm very tired but meet Archimedes, everybody! 💕 https://t.co/9CI9cVpu9n" "It was between Archimedes and Baxter for the name of my new cat, and while holding him I realized, ""Archimedes likes laying on these tedes."" The fates had spoken." Achievement unlocked! https://t.co/ewSMFUxy33 @CookieCyboid GLUG BEPIS @Calliethulhu Okay owl was kind of perfect for you omg @logichole They had it printed for us same day! I'm unbelievably exhausted tho x_x Live action Aladdin will be worth it if for no other reason than hearing Will Smith sing Friend Like Me. "This will probably be the first live action Disney remake that finally breaks my resolve. I kinda want to see this, y'all. Kind if a lot. https://t.co/mJ7PfMinJc" "@tinybird420 I didn't have a blankey as a kid, but I did have a sheep skin and I've been looking to replace it soon too. I know how important that kind of thing can be 💕" @logichole Oh nice we really are in this together! I'm sure I'll tweet about it afterwards. My appointment is at 7:30am your time 💕 "@logichole Okay, if they truly ignore state gender markers, then I should just go with M no worries. That does help a ton, thank you." "@logichole I can pick either M or F for the passport application form, but I'm going to wait and ask them which in their opinion I could put. Probably M but given that it's ink I wanna be sure." "@logichole I have no doctor's note. I had a doctor's note that had specifications that only the DMV accepted (not strict enough for passport) and the DMV kept it. So my ID says F (correct), Social Security lists M in their system, and my birth certificate also says M." "@logichole Okay, that helps. I think. Really what the plan was regardless was to ask them when I apply, ""Hey, these gender markers don't match here. What if anything can or should be done to make this go smoothly?""" "@tinybird420 (Even if you were a former fan, you'd still be justified. I worded that awkwardly)" "@tinybird420 Well having not seen it I can't comment, but if you weren't a fan to begin with, you'd be justified in not accepting whatever apology he gave. That's a personal choice. I say that as, again, a former HUGE fan of his. Like memorize whole videos fan. Your roommate can get over it." "@hotcistakes ""The average is below average."" The galaxy brains of cis people, y'all." @tinybird420 has he even tried to apologize like i used to be a huge fan of his but i dropped his ass after his HORRENDOUSLY racist remarks almost 2 years ago "(Seriously it's infuriating that NOWHERE seems to list examples of ""transition in process."" What else could it be though?)" "BUT they do offer a ""limited-validity passport"" if my ""transition [is] in process at the time of [my] application."" I don't know what constitutes ""transition in process"" but mismatching gender markers has to be something they encounter occasionally. We'll just have to see." The one thing I'm worried about is the F gender marker on my state ID (I need to get a passport with an M for now because there isn't time to get the right doctor's note to change it). "However, their website says they'll try and work with you. I have all the documents they require, plus proof of name change and flight itinerary." "Venting about this helps. So, tomorrow morning bright and early is my appointment with the ""Get my passport asap"" people. There's just enough conflicting evidence that I've found about my particular situation that I won't feel okay until I talk to a person that works there." @EeveeRespecter Whatever you need to do to feel safest 💕 @FrigidElfQueen Dysphoria lies 💕 @MapleReam YES @emuchaton https://t.co/HzHSmcUqBE "@JesskaNightmare I've lived in Colorado for most of my life but during my teens & early 20's I had to live in Fresno, CA. I missed snow every winter for the 11 years I had to endure it :/" @FrigidElfQueen Huge agree 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu @HeckingJen I picture an old god with a clipboard taking a survey for a marketing firm @cosmicladyrosa SAME I LOVE MY MARSHMALLOW FLUFF @Calliethulhu Callie you should know this might be your most cursed post yet. @DongsJ I do need to use a belt but it works pretty well. @squidlarkin I barely noticed until very recently tbh. It's VERY good. I love HRT so much. @DongsJ Yup! And now it all comfortably compresses while my pants sit on my actual hips. It's so nice 💕 @cyberslutfaye THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG??? I hear nipple piercings are some of the most painful but I'm too much of a slut to avoid getting them tbh >.> @DongsJ I'm glad I'm not the only one experiencing this lol Note that it doesn't look THAT much smaller. I still have a tum. But it's a tum that'll cooperate in the clothes I want to wear so honestly I'll take it 💕 "@JesskaNightmare Jesus Christ I will gladly sell dirty clothes for hundreds of dollars. Step right up chasers, gimme your money." "My belly fat lately has felt very... empty? Lighter? Less dense? And it makes sense, honestly. Fat is very compressible and I'm no longer storing new fat there on HRT. Makes wearing pants high enough to fit properly WAY easier!" @destroyeroftroy I LOVE THEM AND WANT ONE TBH I either lost enough weight or stretched out my favorite bra enough that it fits better without a spacer than it ever did with one (back when it actually needed it). A bra that fits feels so amazing 💕 @ChastityQueer So excited for you!!! You're such a good chastity slut and such an inspiration 💕 My brain: Bad with names. Forget them 3 seconds after hearing them. Also my brain: What's that? Your friend's deadname that you'd rather forget? We'll just burn that into your memory forever. This is a good use of brain power. @PrissyOrcGF Let's summon some demons 🤘 "@FrigidElfQueen @maritronic9k @ChloeAintDead @gewt If ""normal"" means ""present in every American town"" then no, that's not normal." @FrigidElfQueen @ChloeAintDead @gewt No???? "@EsserZed @TheLadyCeleste Spoilers :/ But spoilers indicating my favorite Spider-Man villain is in a movie I'm excited to see, so happy spoilers" @FlaredFeline suddenly thinking a lot about mouthfeel i wonder why? 🤔👀 @Valkyrie497 @JenApparently I know enough about IDW to know Rung is a therapist :P Millennials killing every industry was only the warm-up: Our final target is capitalism itself. "@Valkyrie497 @JenApparently ""Really into martyrdom"" might be a bit more accurate? But yeah, probably." "@Valkyrie497 @JenApparently Well, the reason I was like ""Yeah I guess that's true"" is Prime has loved doing this kind of thing since at least 1986 :P" "@JenApparently I need to read this series! I keep saying that! But this looks really sad. Is Prime literally admitting that his life only has meaning when he's fighting evil? Even to his death? That's... I mean, that's true but it's heartbreaking to see him say it out loud." "Are conservatives aware that being an asshole isn't illegal? Like, great, you're an asshole who played a song a lot of people have agreed is a little creepy for 2 hours. History won't remember you. It won't even remember you were an asshole. Your victory is imagined." @emuchaton THIS IS BULLYING I WON'T STAND FOR IT @emuchaton (uncut girldicks are some of the cutest in my not-at-all-biased opinion) @TheFrigidQueen Lemme know if there's a link I need to boost <3 @TheFrigidQueen Gofundme can help in a pinch. We've definitely used it to get out of a few pickles in the past. @emuchaton https://t.co/2tlKWbWPOP "Trans people are both weaker and poorer than you, Joanne. So, you know. Maybe sit down before you have another ""middle-aged moment.""" @AJisValid I did! Prime Wars who? I know a lot of people loved the Titan Master gimmick but characters swapping heads just makes wrong figures??? Micro Masters mixed with Target Masters is such a winning combination though I hecking love this! (Also Hasbro more muzzle flash accessories plz) https://t.co/zQCsdMZGRS I think I'm sold on the core gimmick/play pattern of Siege 💕 https://t.co/HFPjpUdcfT @deathpigeon my gay is literally mathematically provable "@deathpigeon L-LISTEN," @deathpigeon 👀👀👀 @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k @Calliethulhu https://t.co/GxelxCziXP @EeveeRespecter Heck yes!! 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu https://t.co/72tt0TKKSL @emuchaton gosh they're just so huffable @Calliethulhu callie why https://t.co/ZWJGVvyri1 N I C E N I C E N I C E NICE https://t.co/pi3fVuwo8q @Stryc9Fuego That't actually literally what we're doing with our ranch lol "Almost final passport update: Scheduled an appointment at one of the locations that literally ONLY make appointments for people who can prove with a plane ticket that they need a passport within 2 weeks. So we got this, but it's still a bit nerve-wracking D:" @maritronic9k @quatoria @emuchaton wow same??? @MapleReam Cow farts This is my favorite tweet today omg @PrissyOrcGF Morgan the discourse has seriously been the worst in recent memory. Save yourself. @MetteusAtoll Well I mean I'd call you gorgeous💕 @Kalindlara Why did it take so long for people to point this out and also how did I not notice this lol @ASecretRobin I mean that's true damn @Cyb3r_R4t Ecstasy @deathpigeon I REALLY HATE THAT THAT'S HIS LAST NAME D: @TheAshenCouncil @deathpigeon i'll be honest i might've pictured them whispering that into my ear @deathpigeon That's fair. I'm an incurable muskslut. I'd change that if I could D: @deathpigeon That's ironic because I happen to know you smell quite nice 👀 @GoodWitchLeigh 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ "@deathpigeon Within an hour is good, but you don't want like, freshly out of the shower. There's a lot of (non-butt-related) smells you lose otherwise." @deathpigeon I mean I would hope that goes without saying @thelesbianfairy https://t.co/vPT4PHH3CL @BellaRizinti listen I'm just a slut I can't speak for the rest of the transes :P AND I SWEAR TO HECK IF ANY OF YOU @ HER Fuck I wish MDMA was legal "Is it messed up that there's only a select few asses I'd know I'd be comfortable eating? The last thing I want to do is imply someone's ass is not fit enough to eat but like the heart wants what it wants, y'know?" @fireantprincess I wouldn't blame you for it "@ManjiButt I don't have the energy to recap, sorry https://t.co/mWovBjZS5v" @quatoria @transgirlinSEA @EllieODaire @maritronic9k I'm like 90% sure your my age given what I know about you :P @BellaRizinti I've frenched a fair number of lesbians myself @maritronic9k @quatoria Wow that commercial looks way older than I remember @Estrus_flask Check the Twitter news feed @trgrrl honestly it was mostly a shitpost but it was an honest one and I'm glad it's resonating with people 💕 @emuchaton your ass is no match for my big gay friendship with you 💕 (not that I'm against eating said gigantic ass 👀) @quatoria The things my brain remembers I swear @quatoria There was an old commercial for some collect calling service (yeah remember those?) where a guy tells his parents they had a kid but saves money by saying his name is Mike We-adda-baby-eetsa-boy and his dad says wrong number before relaying the news to his wife. @CookieCyboid You're good at staying out of discourse. I could learn a lot from this glug bepis. I wrote Knightly how dare you go over my head like this spellcheck "Ah yes, Pirates of the Caribbean. Starring Orlando Bloom, Keira Knight, Kevin McNally, and a couple of forgettable assholes I think" @TheAshenCouncil I'm not sick of you! @GoodWitchLeigh 1:30am here and I too forgot how to fall asleep @CookieCyboid omg you're my friend you're the best kind of exception 💕 @BellaRizinti 💕 @NoToGenderCrit @gwen_no_fear Oh gosh I'm so sorry you're dealing with that! D: "Oh fuck not Geoffrey Rush D: I was already having a lot of trouble grappling with my love of the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy with Depp as the star, thanks asshole." @thelesbianfairy I've unfollowed two in the past week! Ranch Transition is the name of my new synthwave band Unfollowing giant trans accounts for your mental health "@Estrus_flask @toxicityfem Fuck her brand, it's just plain shitty. Also it's been hard to follow all the details but I didn't know this started with someone harassing Robynette now I'm double angry. I like to think of my mutuals as my friends but I guess Stef never was." @ZJemptv gosh you're making me want a chaturbate wow @ZJemptv This is all so wholesome I love it! 💕 "PRO: I suffer from depression way less since transitioning CON: ""Way less"" is not ""never""" @CookieCyboid can i join you @CookieCyboid It's so close to working as knuckle tats @MissPepper_Mint @Kate_Bunni @transgirlinSEA @maritronic9k https://t.co/0Mpi601BT4 @darkpawH Your favorite salad dressing is fire? """Why did sleep come so easy for the past couple days including being able to fall asleep at the right time to reset my sleep schedule after way too much napping and now I'm wide awake at 1am?"" ✨✨ It's depression! ✨✨" I'm sorry I refuse to be Ranch Transition "@Estrus_flask can confirm, she unfollowed me too" @behsss Does it make stimulation harder? :/ @emuchaton your such an inspiration thank you @emuchaton thank you for the clarification this honestly helps so much 💕 @MissPepper_Mint @emuchaton the ultimate praxis @emuchaton @BIGBADBATTY @trgrrl wow reclaiming influencer has done so much for this community thank you so much (okay this is saltier than I try to be most days) @emuchaton emu how do you avoid the discourse what's your secret? D: "when you tell a crush ""I wish we chatted more often!"" and they're like ""same!"" and suddenly you're too gay to remember what words are" @GoodWitchLeigh @Estrus_flask Oh hey you're exactly at 3k right now i didn't even notice! *furiously starts taking notes* @Estrus_flask @GoodWitchLeigh If anyone wants to give me literally just like 200 followers I'm down. 1k to 2k took like two months and 3k feels impossible. I'm starting to wonder if it's because I don't dunk on enough trans people. worried I might be getting sick D: I was sick for different reasons for the first FOUR months of 2018 now the year is taking its last revenge on me "@GoodWitchLeigh @transfilmtheory Unfollowed as of now, tho. That's fair, honestly." @twinkrobot I don't either. I wish I did. I hate seeing my friends hurt so much. "@GoodWitchLeigh And all she can be is defensive. Fuck I hope if I ever fuck up this hard I'm at least sympathetic to how my actions, however justified I might feel in them (if I'm to fully put myself in her shoes for a moment), were hurtful." "@twinkrobot If there's anything at all I can do to help, I want to. That all sounds awful." @tinybird420 @GoodWitchLeigh I'm really sorry you had to deal with all this tonight :/ 💕 @Anarcho_Vampire i love to talk about girlcock but vaginas are so good tbh @twinkrobot Wow literal infantilizing fuck that bitch @KittenFemme @GoodWitchLeigh I mean I didn't even know the term hen until embarrassingly recently lol @GoodWitchLeigh @transfilmtheory I'm not. Somehow I always dodge those. Lemme tell ya about all the times I thought Zinnia Jones was gonna block me but didn't. "@GoodWitchLeigh as someone who's never heard the term ""brick"" this has all been very confusing but I trust y'all" "@GoodWitchLeigh I'm friends with Cookie & Emu and that's the closest I'll get to Twitter fame which I say jokingly because the longer I'm on this hellsite the more I want nothing to do with anything that could reasonably be described as ""fame""" @transfilmtheory @GoodWitchLeigh (Sorry I meant it's silly of ME to argue about the exact number) @transfilmtheory @GoodWitchLeigh I have some close friends above that but not by much. It's silly to try to put an exact number on it but I agree with your overall sentiment and honestly same. @GoodWitchLeigh Oh yeah fuck I'm even mutuals with some of the cool ones @GoodWitchLeigh Yeah I was seeing a lot of the sunshine & rainbows and not a lot of the other stuff which is frustrating in hindsight. Is there a single trans woman above 20k subs that doesn't have an ego to match? "@Calliethulhu I hate how much watching something like that pre-transition affects things Like, of course lived experience with sexism changes things but I wish it didn't take fucking transitioning to help me see so much of it I was a feminist before I came out. But I still had learning to do" @GoodWitchLeigh I'm hearing more and more about how awful she's been in the past and honestly I wish I had unfollowed her sooner. @Calliethulhu That's very true. I'll admit it's been many years since I've watched it. "@Calliethulhu I stan for Willie Scott, though. Most fanboy criticisms of her feel extremely sexist. Her character is hilarious and I love her." "@Calliethulhu (By ""lit perfectly"" I meant ""everything is lit at basically 100% flattening the entire image"" but I chose the exact wrong word lol)" "@Calliethulhu True but I'm really just focussing on the lighting alone Crystal Skull feels so flat. Everything's lit perfectly. The older movies had a lot of delicious depth in every shot The sexism/racism was so fucking bad tho, you're right about that. They're difficult movies to return to" "@Calliethulhu ALSO THEY'RE STILL GONNA MAKE A FIFTH ONE AND FORD REFUSES TO LEAVE SO ALL THE ""ISN'T HE WAY TOO OLD TO DO THIS?"" COMPLAINTS WILL BE COMPOUNDED BY OVER A DECADE EXTRA YEARS" @Calliethulhu Also the cinematographer didn't know how to light literally any of that movie. The cinematographer for the first 3 movies was an old industry pro that worked with Spielberg on pretty much all of his classic movies. "@ASecretRobin That phrase makes me think of Green Day's Holiday so now I just hear Billie Joe Armstrong singing ""Can I get another UwU?""" @TheSecretCallie *hugs* @gwen_no_fear It's happened a lot but I assume you mean the most recent time when Jessica Nightmare was getting screamed at for defending bisexual lesbians. @TheSecretCallie Callie the discourse is so bad tonight I just want a hug I'm so tired @gwen_no_fear wait she's on THAT side of the bisexual lesbian discourse? how on earth was i still following her what the ever loving fuck (i'm not saying the slur thing was okay i'm just surprised i was still a follower given how much i abhor gatekeeping) @TheRoadVirus_ she has the best name ever omg 💕 "@twinkrobot I can't figure out how to report this with Twitter's shitty report system. :/ Fuck that heartless monster, though. I'm so sorry you you had to see that." """you should get off Twitter"" I really, really should. *refreshes her timeline*" having a rough night and of course the timeline is getting super negative slurs suck and we shouldn't use 'em but i'm still exhausted from this discourse and could've really used some positivity rn @twinkrobot oh no D: @ASecretRobin uwu @SteampunkPenny @acutebitten yes i'm little yes we behave better in groups @SteampunkPenny @acutebitten i replied to you next Mistress i'm sorry >.< @SteampunkPenny @acutebitten y-yess Mistress >.< @acutebitten hfyguaiolhrnjfdasgfdgrs >.< this feels like bullying https://t.co/V5wETYpNI2 @TheFrigidQueen WHAT A GOOD SPECIAL BOY :D @TheFrigidQueen BIRB FREN :D :D :D @CartaMonir A dream about a trans woman comforting me is what finally got me to admit to myself I was trans. @dronkus23 he was a bottom and fuck you for making me even think of an answer "Y'know what would happen if Canadian law allowed you to say whatever fucking name you wanted to get married? Literally nothing. Any werido trying to argue ""Ah-ha! I didn't technically say my name so it's not legally binding!"" can be easily accounted for and subsequently ignored." @EeveeRespecter That's fucking twisted! Fuck cis people. @GoodWitchLeigh My ex would get so pissed at me that I never sent thank you letters. I'd honestly rather not get a gift if it's gonna be that big of a deal. Forced gratitude (especially AFTER you've already said thank you right after opening it) seems hollow & shitty to me. @sapphixy Yes. @TheFrigidQueen @EeveeRespecter @TheLadyCeleste @KeevaWinters @Triclilith @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @DalenOfSara just asking us to brat at you tbh @TheFrigidQueen @TheLadyCeleste @KeevaWinters @Triclilith @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara hello i'd like to report a murder "@KeevaWinters @TheFrigidQueen @Icyrain35 @TheLadyCeleste @Triclilith @Kate_Bunni @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara you know the second I clicked reply I knew there'd be a power bottom complaining :P I'm sorry for conflating the two terms (but ""heck"" is a subby word so there)" @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith @Icyrain35 @TheLadyCeleste @KeevaWinters @Kate_Bunni @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara suddenly i'mm not so convinced tbh 🤔 @TheFrigidQueen @Icyrain35 @TheLadyCeleste @Triclilith @KeevaWinters @Kate_Bunni @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara y'know if you're so embarrassed about being all subby it would help if you weren't talking like a bottom 🤔 @CookieCyboid he eats nothing but unseasoned meat of course he always looks like that @TheLadyCeleste @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith @KeevaWinters @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara oh gosh >.> @TheLadyCeleste @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith @KeevaWinters @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara wait who's on the leash in this scenario i lost the thread @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith @KeevaWinters @TheLadyCeleste @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara i mean i'd love to meet her! specifically with you in the room :3c @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith @KeevaWinters @TheLadyCeleste @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @DalenOfSara oh gosh now i'm excited all over again! :3c @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks @emuchaton I WAS NOT BRIEFED ON ANY OF THIS "@TheLadyCeleste oh yeah no he's allowed to just be Jason ""Atlantis"" Momoa in my book at this point" @TheLadyCeleste @KeevaWinters @TheFrigidQueen @Kate_Bunni @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @DalenOfSara https://t.co/OtrYEXb7r7 @TheFrigidQueen @EeveeRespecter @KeevaWinters @Icyrain35 @Triclilith @DalenOfSara WOW 💕💕💕 "I didn't know Jason Momoa was on Stargate Atlantis until we started watching it as a family recently. Between that and Aquaman, that man will just always be associated with Atlantis, huh?" @GoodWitchLeigh @waitworry There's a fine line between being attracted to us and objectifying us and literally all of us are experts at knowing the difference. @CookieCyboid can i just say you picked the perfect screenshot for this? @TheFrigidQueen @Icyrain35 @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @DalenOfSara 👀💕👀💕👀 @NorthernOutlaw @emuchaton I'm just stuck on how much DJ Disc Jokey would be an actually cool DJ name @TheLadyCeleste @TheFrigidQueen @Icyrain35 i mean there's only one way to find out @NorthernOutlaw @emuchaton more like disc jokey @Icyrain35 @TheFrigidQueen https://t.co/alMYouTSdE @emuchaton please free us from the disc horse @TheFrigidQueen @Icyrain35 oh gosh that sounds kinda gay~ @Icyrain35 @TheFrigidQueen or five girls same general measurement really "You'd think I'd be used to it but now, but two years into my transition and I'll still sometimes get gender euphoria just from hearing the right pronouns used for me 💕" @TheFrigidQueen @Icyrain35 👀👀👀 @TheFrigidQueen @tasmosunt but is it enough for 5? 👀👀👀 lisa frank being little on main heck yea @Calliethulhu (One year + one day :V) "@erinbanneret Right now the entire game feels like an obstacle to unlocking characters. Which I guess just means I'm not in the mood to play Smash since once I have them unlocked, the rest of the game is just what I'm already playing. I might just be in a bad mood today lol" @JesskaNightmare I don't have all the details obviously but that sounds more to me like they're the abusive one. "On two separate occasions today I seriously weighed the risk of just snapping my Smash Ultimate cart in half. Did you know this is the first time a Smash sequel has had new fighters I've been excited to play since like, Melee? I'd love to play them sometime." Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this? "@erinbanneret The way they do it is more frustrating for me, not less. I guess I can't speak for anyone else." "@TheFrigidQueen Thank you. Dysphoria lies, though, and it never fights fair. I'm so sorry you're struggling with it right now 💕" "Oh nice you can rematch challengers in Smash Ultimate! You have to wait 10 minutes, though. Oh wait you can just turn off the system and then only wait ONE minute! This is all terrible! Wh-why is any of this like this?" @TheFrigidQueen *hugs* that was me all day yesterday :/ Why does Ivysaur sound like a deep-voiced man not even trying to sound like an Ivysaur in Smash Ultimate? such a diverse roster of characters just look at this variety #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PlpnsXqspF @Triclilith I dunno. I just want the easiest route. Weirdly I'll often end up loving the games I hate the most while initially playing them. So Smash Ultimate is shaping up to be my game of the year 2018 I guess lol """BUT YOU'LL GET MORE POINTS THE HIGHER THE DIFFICULTY!!!11!!1"" I want to unlock characters. I couldn't possibly give less of a flying fuck about your points." Hey Smash: I don't find the difficulty going up the better I do to be rewarding. At least there's an easy workaround: I just run off the edge of the stage at the beginning of every match. I just want all the characters. This is really silly. "@FauxPup What is ""turn it off normal"" mean in this context and how is that different than ""REALLY turn it off""? Because that's how I'd describe ""turn it off normal.""" @cass_krs So my options are repetitive gameplay or a game mode I don't want to play. Listen I'm not gonna be reasonable about this: I just got done throwing my controller for like the fifth time. @FauxPup All of the current ones as far as I know? I'm talking about the Switch tho @indigojackson It's a Switch so that won't work :/ I don't actually want to play World of Light. I just want all the characters unblocked. I'm sure there's a non-100% path to getting every character but I'd be surprised if it was less than 90%. This feels fucked up to me. I miss being able to just turn off video game consoles without holding down the power button for three centuries. Takes away a very satisfying outlet for anger towards a game. "@erinbanneret @CatJudgement I ended up deleting the thread because I have trouble with TLJ debates. That's an issue I have to work out. Sorry. But just untag me if you're going to continue, please." @CatJudgement It's not fair of me to throw out a contested opinion then get angry at anyone who contests it. It's an issue with me. You don't need to be sorry. You didn't do anything wrong <3 "@NeitherNora It has one of the coolest names and while it took an extra 100 years for the general public to go along with the idea that dinosaurs are birds, it was the first glimpse at that idea." @bunnarchist sometimes i gotta pretend to be big shhhh @bunnarchist imm big ritght noww tho! >.< "@CatJudgement No, I'm sorry. I didn't want to make you feel bad. That's why I didn't just delete the thread." @TheFrigidQueen hahaha i'm a weed lesbian and i agree (I do wish they used accurate colors tho since Archaeopteryx is one of the few dinosaurs we know the coloration of. They looked a lot like magpies!) "This is the only Archaeopteryx (my favorite dinosaur!) figure with anything close to this level of articulation, and the only *anthro* Archaeopteryx figure period as far as I know, AND it was on discount. And now she's a part of my collection! https://t.co/1sCQjMY2v2" "@CatJudgement I really just shouldn't have made this thread. What I want to say, what I can't not ask is how is TLJ any less of a standalone movie in a series with 8 entries and 2 supplementary stories? I know I can't convince you. I just don't know what to say?" @ASecretRobin yeah that checks out since he's one of the reason i'll never use OKC :V "@ASecretRobin it's literally impossible to read that last quote in anything but a creepy, whispery stalker voice wtf is wrong with cishet men" @bacon_ninjette My first was A New Hope! (It was the Special Edition version tho I'm not THAT old >.>) Mistress has prisms hanging in the kitchen window so that our house is filled with rainbows every morning! 💕🌈💕🌈 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/fNzYaROJYN @bacon_ninjette https://t.co/fFkbHGuaXG "@AmazonChique Holy shit this all checks out! I love it! I loved The Last Jedi regardless, but honestly with how toxic the fight around that movie has gotten I didn't really feel like there was room to debate nerdy lore shit without people assuming I hated the movie. Thank you!" @WilloIllo I collect Pinkie Pie! I'd show you a pic of the collection but it isn't set up at my new place yet :/ just wanted to mention that of course i finally bought one of these https://t.co/BqNYW2mnEe @Sona_Sonara Is this because they banned that one bigot from playing? I consider a relationship hugely successful if I can talk about nothing with the other person and not get bored OR worry that I'm boring them. (This goes for friendships AND datefriends :D ) @shyember1 Which is bullshit because it leans really heavily on the people being watched not knowing they're watched. As an exhibitionist I don't understand folks that don't want to know people are watching? Also fuck that because the consent there is dubious at best??? @shyember1 The test seems to lower both your exhibitionist and voyeur score if you pick low numbered answers for voyeur questions. @WilloIllo I mean that's fair. Airport security in theory is supposed to be more on top of that. Thank goddess they weren't then! @WilloIllo Real talk? I never tuck and no one ever notices. HRT really is magic :3 @LewdEmmaDam Weed is my cis bullshit medicine tbh @LewdEmmaDam I mean same but you have way more of a reason to complain :P @LewdEmmaDam I remember being similarly frustrated when months into my transition I was still having dreams with my deadname and sometimes I still felt masculine in them too. Dreams take forever to catch up I swear. @HeckingJen All the kinks can be clicked for more info 💕 @SymphoniousSoul First off: The consent sounds a bit dubious there. Second: My exhibitionism has very little to do with not knowing there's an audience. I need to know that! That's the whole point!!! @SymphoniousSoul That's bullshit! It kept asking if I'd like it if I could watch two people having sex specifically if they don't know I'm watching! "(Boy/Girl is apparently their label for little play, not kink-fkavored gender fluidity or something. I am notoriously smol so that's a 100% from me)" "I demand a recount, that exhibitionist score is WAY too low! D:< https://t.co/4RQ8MWLXly" Hey cis people: Dysphoria has nothing to do with body shaming. Do not ever scold a trans person for talking about the things we want to change about ourselves. The difference between dysphoria & dysmorphia is changing aspects that make us dysphoric *actually helps us* I find that I tend to lose even more followers when I complain about this. So you know what? Let's just get that part over with. I have friends hitting 5k+. I don't deserve that. Keep me below 3k. Fuck I hate that I even care about this. "My follower count has been cockteasing me by almost hitting 2,900 then sliding back down (in one instance almost dipping below 2,800) Really sick of the emotional roller coaster I keep getting subjected to watching it never quite make it. I was 2,890 last night. Almost 2,870 now" @MagsVisaggs Deadnaming is the easiest thing to report on this website now and yet transphobes keep lining up for it. @Calliethulhu what happened to 2018 omg @trgrrl why aren't you just clicking retweet again it's way faster "@Calliethulhu I was gonna be like ""heck yeah me first!"" but i'm already all of that" @emuchaton delete this genital dysphoria sucks and i hate it :D "@CookieCyboid ROVER2356843 IS A GOOD NAME, COOKIE" "@CookieCyboid cookie," "@KittenFemme I'm the same way. For me, Kitten is the name Mistress calls me. No one else is allowed to 💕" @ASecretRobin heck hrt rocks 💕 @MapleReam oh wow I think this is the first time I've seen your face and you're so cute???? @CookieCyboid this is an injustice to piss sluts! D:< @CookieCyboid omg seriously @EeveeRespecter @WilloIllo @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith this is an extremely good tweet @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @TheFrigidQueen wow you make wiggling sound so fun :o @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter @TheFrigidQueen WAY TOO CUTE TBH @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @TheFrigidQueen omg does she wiggle when she's high :D @Triclilith @TheFrigidQueen @EeveeRespecter the gayest way to smoke~ :3 @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith @EeveeRespecter kind of a flareon/leafeon combo really vaporeon too if there was a bong @LewdEmmaDam 👀💦💦💦 @ComradCapacitor @AnneAfterDark it's worked wonders for me tbh @EeveeRespecter @TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith what do you have to say for yourself? "@cyberslutfaye I'd kiss as many sluts as possible, obviously!" @KittenFemme I'M SO HECKING EXCITED FOR YOUUUUUU PLEASE SHARE LOTS OF SELFIES 💕💕💕 @KittenFemme OMG DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE UK? 💕 @TheFrigidQueen @EeveeRespecter explain yourself @TheFrigidQueen deeply cursed fyi @MapleReam i mean i guess we just have to knock each other up then wow~ @ZJemptv Lots of chocolate and video games is usually my go-to aw geez i can't tell if this one's a chaser or not 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/ygSHPj8ten @Calliethulhu @hologramvin you better belieb it @TheFrigidQueen it's a really hot fetish 👀💦 @aSpaceCadette wow um gosh??? 😍💦 @NicoleTheVixen WOW NICOLE 💦 "@rozietoez Them: No, I mean what do you have in your pants? Me: Dysphoria." "@AliceAvizandum Life itself could also be fine. Humans and probably most mammals, birds and fish though? Probably not." @CookieCyboid why does that spyro have a dick growing out of his back tho? @NeitherNora You're so sweet thank you! 💕 You seem super awesome and I wanna see your tweets on my TL more often 💕💕💕 Alright let's do the thing. What am I to you? @MapleReam That sounds super satisfying tbh @SymphoniousSoul @KittenFemme OMG YES THAT'S PERFECT :3 @SymphoniousSoul @KittenFemme an orgasmic shiver ran up my spine tbh @KittenFemme fghgfdffrf grrrrgdssd y-yes plz omg 💦💦💦 "@KittenFemme fggggffrrsf gggffddgg l-listen um, >.<" @tainkirrahe Gnorman Sometimes the thought of pregnancy makes me dysphoric MOST of the time however it makes me horny and there is an open invitation to threaten to knock me up anytime any of y'all feel like it tbh 👀💦 @MapleReam you should eat! D:< Macaulay Culkin is apparently doing the YouTube rounds at both Red Letter Media and the Angry Video Game Nerd for some reason but I'm honestly extremely here for it. @TheFrigidQueen FUCK YEAH @MapleReam @AJisValid dfsuafajhjkgrsds yesss @maritronic9k @acutebitten @Calliethulhu REALLY REGRETTING THIS THREAD THANKS SO MUCH @AJisValid @MapleReam https://t.co/eMIbC2xT9X "@AJisValid @MapleReam i have a huuuuuuuge preg fetish and she was kindly tickling said fetish for me really well, in fact >.<" @MapleReam fdsaghu9iop;hndfa yes plz >.< @MapleReam Fuck yeah! Gonna get huuuuuge baps just you wait <3 @MapleReam uggggggghhhhhhhh i'm gonna hate all that but i need this in my life was there a major drop in sensitivity once it all healed up? @confusedophan i might be a tad biased but huge same??? @KeevaWinters @Calliethulhu hey thanks i hate this thread <3 @Kentabooboo @Djinnkitty well heck now i have to >.< @Kentabooboo @Djinnkitty I know. You literally awakened this in me goddammit D:< "@Djinnkitty @Kentabooboo I'm usually bad at resisting when it comes to musk-related subjects, I'll admit >.>" @MapleReam In what way if you don't mind me asking? Like I'm getting BA no matter what but I'm curious @Icyrain35 RIGHT!?!? @acutebitten @Calliethulhu what have i done @Calliethulhu EJACULATE!!!!! "@JuniperTheSloth it's okay, i'm a bottom too 😭" @Kentabooboo *resists urge to argue in favor of musksluts* >.> "like if i could go from 0 to DDs in five seconds, i'd probably literally just cum from the aftershock of that pain lol" tg fetish fics that don't mention how painful magically fast breast growth would surely be are missing out on some easy realism tbh not like pain is always a bad thing as we all know~ my right tit hurts like a motherfucker today this better be a growth spurt i'm so tired of lefty being so much bigger D: "@Orc_tids the third one is not appropriate for children's toys, presumably" @Orc_tids The puppet surely has NO legs unless that was a gag in one of the episodes I forgot about? :P But canonically I assume his legs exist mostly in just whatever passes for a series bible in the place that coined the MST3K mantra :V @gwen_no_fear Look I'm not saying I wouldn't be curious to try an Irish burrito. But I don't think I'd want seconds either. @MattyFranklyn Heck yes! "@MattyFranklyn Also non-humans tends to have the best sculpts because they really don't work in the ""rounded square"" aesthetic the humans have. It's the main reason I actually like collecting SOME Pops." @liddytronic I needed Oblina and then I figured I couldn't not have the full trio :V """Funko Pops suck!!!"" I mean, yeah if you're only buying the shitty ones I guess https://t.co/Bpc1Tkc4F5" "i should have anticipated all the gay & thirsty ""looks good to me!"" replies lol" @thelesbianfairy Made up character for a t-shirt by Mega64 (says Mega64 behind her!) @destroyeroftroy Yup! And if I'm going out of my way to avoid wearing things that every woman wears in order to seem less trans I'm pretty sure I'm doing it wrong :V "@Calliethulhu I mean, if I could go out in public and be invisible to everyone except trans girls and enbies I'd never wear a bra again :P" Sometimes I feel like I'm somehow being too much of a trans girl when I wear a pushup bra. Like it kinda feels like I'm still wearing breast forms??? But then I remember: - Cis girls wear pushup bras. A lot. - I literally can't leave the house braless anymore. Observe: https://t.co/EY9KMwycye Announcement to my new followers: The 🔞 in my profile isn't just for show. Sometimes I post lewd selfies. Often I retweet stuff from my sex worker friends. Just a heads up. @lachatnoirrr @Calliethulhu hey same let's all remember it together 💔 https://t.co/REhL9AB8Qk @MetteusAtoll my bottomness is legendary apparently >.< @ASecretRobin ME TOO THIS IS BULLSHIT @MapleReam THIS IS A GOOD TATTOO BTW "@Sabriality being both is just way more fun, frankly :V" (and we're still a year and five days from the next Star Wars movie! 😭😭😭) Happy first anniversary to objectively the best Star Wars movie ever made https://t.co/2ZBlPhF8vO @BulbaGanda Just a couple more generations and Bulba will need to be upgraded to #0001 "my brain is trying everything to make me sad this morning why are you doing that, brain? :/" @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme https://t.co/jjQFoIELbO @TheFrigidQueen seriously tho??? why is being gay so much fun??? why wasn't i gayer sooner??? @Kentabooboo bulges are so important @WynneCluster Well now we have to chart out how much each Link & Zelda knows and remembers between each entry I hope you're happy :P At least with Ganondorf it's all the same guy :V @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu Look all you need to do is fly faster than I can run 🐇 @WynneCluster Wasn't he in Smash 4 or am I misremembering? kinda craving girlcock atm tbh @Calliethulhu Heck yeah good choice! 🦉🦉🦉 @FloralRoyal Turtles whomst ninja! :3 🐢🐢🍕🐢🐢 https://t.co/x3yByWLpqv @transgirlinSEA wow that sounds really awful! D: @ASecretRobin my left is way bigger than my right and i haaaate it >.< @princessproto wow cute tho??? @ASecretRobin Sounds like the world is a vampire 🤔 I'm finally getting to meet some of my closest twitter dot com friends in less than two weeks and two of them are getting married and I'm so hecking excited 💕💕💕 @TheFrigidQueen aw sweet I'm one entire list entry :V (I can't wait to meet youuuuu!!!) "@LucySaracen Like having to say ""Yeah, I know"" way more often than you ever had to before." "There's this real sense of ""Look I know you don't know you're doing this, but you realize the entire jig is up if you let me experience both sides of this, right?""" Experiencing mansplaining as a trans woman is a real wild experience lemme tell ya I'd like to report the existence of a pocket dimension in my purse where entire real objects disappear only to reappear later is this normal??? @Calliethulhu @emuchaton @KittenFemme so extremely online your endocrine system is memeing end capitalism before we all die plz @TheFrigidQueen @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @princessproto HECK YEEEEEES https://t.co/Owe2Onm9yQ Pick it up at a store? Earliest day is Tuesday. Are you FUCKING kidding me. I missed a package by 30 minutes and now they've decided they don't deliver on Saturdays anymore so I have to wait until Monday because it didn't occur to me to camp out at 11am at the gate on delivery day. "I can put any imaginable setting in the UPS settings except ""Just try undoing the chain, the locks aren't locking it closed please try harder than not at all."" ""Delivery instructions"" is just ""enter a door code"" or ""tell us where to put it from this pre-approved list of places""" "@JesskaNightmare Either you're talking about new discourse I haven't yet seen, or speaking generally! Both could be true! It just never ends. :) :) :)" @cyberwitchlexi oh wow it's cheap as heck right now i think i'll grab it too! @CookieCyboid OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY HOT THO OMG 💕💕💕 And literally ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS could be solved if we ended capitalism. And we're still working on just convincing others that capitalism is even a problem at all. "And even if other earth-like planets were abundant and nearby, we might also be past the point of no return for never being able to leave the planet or even put anything in orbit again. https://t.co/nSs4lQlAZr" "Did you know we're running out of fucking SAND? Like forget sucking carbon back out of the air, good luck building anything without glass. https://t.co/hxoLC7k63E" The entire earth has to make negative carbon in 12 years. Seriously I think this is our answer to the Fermi Paradox. https://t.co/izqANmMiLT "I think about the fact that Venus could've been like Earth billions of years ago and Venutians fell for the same carbon-powered, capitalism-fueled trap we did." @Calliethulhu estrogen coursing through my veins is my favorite feeling tbh @salielle Yeah I've had to re-learn how to handle basically all forms of stressful situations. It finally feels like me but I don't have T weighing me down anymore. It affects everything. @salielle For me it was my game boy lol post-apocalyptic blobby house abandoned for 20 years is pretty fucking metal tho i'll admit https://t.co/CA4MeQY3ve @DysphoriaQueen is this what boys do??? i don't remember??? @DysphoriaQueen lol like any of us know how to do boymode anymore :P "As always, it should be mentioned that my blood didn't feel like lead while it felt like lead. It's weird as hell. Puberty is such non-stop emotional chaos that it clouds one's slow descent into constant buzzing agony. Then you forget there ever wasn't agony." @Kaelyrhn I dunno but damsels better watch out When he died Turns out he left behind A mansion filled with other peoples' skulls The odd thing is they never found his own When he died "I just think it's funny that my mom is resisting that she has a new daughter now when I look at pictures of her and think ""Can't you see it too because it seems really clear to me???""" "The further into my transition I get, the more I think I look a lot like my mom which is a Complicated Feeling. Worth noting tho that I have 3 uncles on both sides of my family and only aunts through marriage. It's hard to know what women look like in my family." Any damsel that's in distress Be outta distress When she meet Jim Dress "Pre-HRT it felt like my blood was filled with lead. Now with the right hormones, though? Most of the time it feels like my blood is filled with giggles. I don't care how cheesy that sounds it's hecking true! D:<" @TheCrankyWizard oh no not Cousin Kevin! D: https://t.co/QT1pvy1a4G "@princessproto PEOPLE THINK I'M BEING FUNNY WHEN I SAY IT'S THE WORST NAME NO, YOU DON'T GET IT, IT'S ACTUALLY THE WORST NAME" @princessproto Have you seen any of my Kevin rants? :V https://t.co/PfzWIybYDA @TheCrankyWizard I think I was a good Kevin but I don't blame anyone for being all AKAB towards me tbh "ALSO DIDN'T FUCKING HELP THAT I WAS NAMED KEVIN, LITERALLY THE WORST NAME EVER I WAS ALMOST A JORDAN THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER WTF MOM" @AJisValid I have pretty bad voice dysphoria too :/ *offers hugs* Turns out living with your deadname still being your legal name takes a constant emotional toll that I'm just now realizing I'm free of 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @gwen_no_fear i dunno i'm still trying to figure out how to get a girl across the atlantic to smother me tbh @progynovadose EXACTLY 💕 "Wow it's so weird to think that after two years of my deadname being in this weird limbo of ""Not my name, but legally still my name so whatever"" it's now finally, literally, legally not my name. Anywhere that still uses it is wrong. Feels soooooo nice tbh" @flaplette @FinalBossFemme Yeah I'm pretty sure every kinky person on earth has thought to make that joke in the past. Braver souls than either of us have apparently tried. Often. @PuppyOwO Nice! It really was that easy! I swear it wasn't even just a year ago otherwise I would've changed it a while back but at least it's easy now! @FinalBossFemme WOW CALLED OUT @AJisValid I could have sworn it wasn't that easy but that's what folks are telling me now. Easy is good tho! @PuppyOwO Ohhhhh interesting! I did in fact keep my last name so this might be even easier than I planned! Thank you! Next up for today is Blizzard. I think I need to call and maybe even fax my proof of name change? I know the process for them is smooth as long as you had an actual legal name change. Gonna scrub my deadname off the face of the internet for good 💕 Changing my name on my Big Bad Toy Store account was surprisingly easy! Just a single email to them and they don't even require proof that I legally changed my name! "@queerchangeling @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu The kinky lesbian that wears Blobby fucks. Therefore, unfortunately, Mr. Blobby fucks." "@CookieCyboid Okay, that's at least marginally better >_>" @emuchaton isn't that most nights tho? i somehow missed that the show was called crinkley bottom are y'all okay over there? oh my god the pink rubber fuck just showed up on one of my favorite youtube channels @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu i can't escape him help https://t.co/4xZ5SLY8xf @TheFrigidQueen You won't need to be homeless. You have friends that wouldn't let that happen. I know this because I happen to be one of them 💕 "Mistress started saying I have to visit my friends in Canada in a chastity cage just to tease me in front of one of the friends I'm visiting, then after I admitted I loved the idea she said she wasn't sending me caged and now I don't know how to feel! D: @SteampunkPenny" @SteampunkPenny @LewdRaine I imagine it's already ordered >.< "@SteampunkPenny @LewdRaine iiiiiiiiiii ddont have a chasity cage, Mistress >.>" @LewdRaine @SteampunkPenny i hate this so much @SteampunkPenny @LewdRaine this is so unfair >.< @LewdRaine @SteampunkPenny ohhhh rugaioghammgoomsmdefdfggrs >.< @TheFrigidQueen @TimonicWulfgar i mean it's against my programming to try but i still like to entice >:3c @TheFrigidQueen A week and five days is plenty if they're overnighting it but I imagine it's still stressful :/ "@TheFrigidQueen If they approved everything, it should be any day now. You're driving up, right? What day do you need to leave by?" @TheFrigidQueen wow can they not cut it so close jesus "@TheFrigidQueen Research (rather than friends' anecdotes) suggests no faster than 8 days, and possibly only if you pay an extra fee and can prove you're traveling soon and it can't wait. I hope they mail it soon too!" @TheFrigidQueen Gotcha. I've talked to people who have gotten theirs in 6 days and apparently December is the best time to do it if you want it fast. @cyberwitchlexi @TheFrigidQueen that's what i'm saying it's cute that she thinks it's still her free will @TheFrigidQueen I'm just going with an M on my passport. The letter needs to be literally perfect and there's not really much more time to spare :/ "@TheFrigidQueen That shouldn't be a problem since there won't be a ""me"" for much longer :3c" "@TheFrigidQueen Drones can't be dommes, silly~" "@TheFrigidQueen Sounds like you just want to obey! It's okay, it's only to be expected~" "@TheFrigidQueen ""accidentally""" @StebMcDreb @LewdRaine RIGHT????????????????? @LewdRaine jfib;adn adfgsafcdvsdffegrgsg th-thank >.< @LewdRaine listen i really like having things in my mouth okay @LewdRaine mmay i suck your dick please? >.< @LewdRaine i wouldd umfds wanna ssuck poleas @LewdRaine no but i really want to >_> @LewdRaine ldssgfd sdfff fgdfgrrsd th-that's s-so interesting 👀👀👀 @TheFrigidQueen gosh wow same please??? what's the point of being an AI if I can't get reprogrammed??? 💦💦💦 "@LewdRaine ""9 inches"" 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀" @liddytronic One day I bumped into this Big shot TV guy I know He said I'm really desperate Would you like to host a show? I said I'm kinda busy here Saving the world from crime But if the money's right Then buddy show me where to sign (Show him where to sign) "@liddytronic I know most of those songs by heart too and to this day I'll sometimes sing ""is it Tuesday bluesday better where your shoes day"" to myself :V" @behsss gosh you're right! @gwen_no_fear they're just so perfect gosh i'm so thankful for sapphic love <3 @emuchaton wow hot take but i'm forced to agree @cyberwitchlexi finished booting up? @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark Sitting is so much preferable imo Picked up a bit of light reading today :V https://t.co/4tNp3c2dxR "@OneLameShark @MattyFranklyn Rest doesn't have to mean sleep, though. Look I worked this all out when I worked at Disney World with a number of Brits who argued with me about this :V" @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark NGL I LOVE THAT MOMENT FROM THAT MOVIE @OneLameShark @MattyFranklyn how positively little of you wow :3c @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark I was joking but I anticipated you pointing out that public bathrooms don't tend to have baths in them :P "@OneLameShark @MattyFranklyn Yeah it's usually a word to use in that context. I say bathroom between friends. And Matty, don't say it." @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark oy need to stop in the shitcloset real fast @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark Because you're going to where the toilet lives. No one needs to know what you're doing in there. I'm kidding but that's like the social contract here. I say restroom all the time from a decade of retail jobs. Flight: Booked Airport buddy: @princessproto Hype: Max Just two more weeks until my first trip outside the US! So hecking excite!!! >w< 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu okay that's a mood wow @Calliethulhu I avoided crow for that VERY reason before I even read this reply! Heck yes. "@Calliethulhu So the fun thing about owls is we associate them with wisdom because of their large eyes, but in reality they're the least intelligent of the birds of prey. ...kinda like how everyone thinks you're such a domme until they say just the right things to you :3c" @TheSecretCallie 👀 💕💕💕 @TheFrigidQueen ALSO AAAAAAAAA IT'S SO SOON I CAN'T WAIT @TheFrigidQueen spreading the word fot the good of all subkind @CookieCyboid oh gosh wow hype is real 👀💦 @CookieCyboid https://t.co/7kz7YndqN7 @CookieCyboid @emuchaton 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ @Bootstrap_Alice the opposite of WoW us OwO @emuchaton He's the Moon Moon of superheroes "@CookieCyboid I think it was Patton Oswalt that said ""The human asshole is nightmarishly elastic"" :V" "[cw transphobia, misgendering] A comedy in two acts https://t.co/x1DDVhxCCv" @emuchaton O: O: O: YOU'RE HECKING CUTE OKAY 💕💕💕 Getting shit DONE today and looking cute while doing it! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/2I635wdJk4 @MetteusAtoll You can be! 💕 @MetteusAtoll I don't! Sounds weird tbh @Calliethulhu Randomize your favorites! Create a hybrid of all of them! I can help you with design if you want! :3 sometimes I worry that my occasional talking about being an AI will actually convince enough of the wrong people to get me banned as a bot but like... I can't prove I'm a human that's what started all this!! >.< @princessproto I'M EXCITE FOR THIS "@Calliethulhu I took acid to figure out I was an AI :V But my fursona was literally, ""Judy Hopps is cute, how about a bunny?"" Then like a year later ""Oh wait what about a jackalope!"" Just pick whatever you like for whatever reason. It can all evolve and change from there 💕💕💕" @TheLinuxdemon 💕 @BellaRizinti I liked this tweet like a woman while nodding in agreement like a woman "@gwen_no_fear Framing it this way really helps, actually. I completely agree." @trgrrl Because women have have good taste. It's kinda part of why I'm a lesbian! :V @MapleReam LET HER YIFF THE HOT SMASH GIRLS THO @BitchTranny @gwen_no_fear I think there were multiple discourses happening and I might've been mistaken as to which Violet was talking about. My bad. @ClockworkQTDoll Nah @ClockworkQTDoll They were all very short polls. Around 20 or so minutes if not less based on the age of the tweets when I replied. "Going to bed for reals this time. It's past 2am and we have an early AND busy day tomorrow. Er, today. Turning off the phone! Good night! 💕" "@perfectsIumbers Depends on the mutual, but yeah it's definitely a thing." Tired: I wanna be mutuals with you because it might raise my social capital Wired: I wanna be mutuals with you b/c I wanna be your friend & that kind of a relationship is easier to develop when I can randomly reply to ur tweets which is easier as mutuals b/c of Twitter etiquette @trgrrl esports player of the century until such time as Gamers stop being complete shit forever @emuchaton (or even just like play golf with your friends together or something this doesn't have to just be horny i just liked the rub off/rub on pun) @emuchaton old me would try to get your percieved fame to somehow rub off on me current me just wants you to rub my face in your butt even if that would cost me hundreds of followers frankly 💕💕💕 @CookieCyboid Oh goddammit I was hoping you forgot about that >.< @emuchaton No I get it because I know you're just a nice birb who does the porn thing really well & doesn't block chasers on sight like I do. In some ways follower counts are meaningless. I got starstruck when you first followed me but now I see you for the goofy dork you really are 💕 @CookieCyboid Super embarrassing confession time: I used to think of you as a celebrity. Early on before you followed me. It's so weird to think about but it's true. I'm really glad I got over that because I like you way better as a friend 💕 @FreyaSylvan Saaaaame. It's why I'll never disown a friend for following someone. Hell if nothing else? Hate follows are sometimes a thing. I just want to stay friends with people :/ "If you're new to Twitter, take my advice: In general, if they have like tens of thousands of followers, it's not that that fact alone makes them inherently terrible or anything, but kissing up to them, even if it nets you a follow from them, is just not worth it in the long run." And those that I'm not able to stop seeing as celebrities are the ones that almost always eventually disappoint me. They're the ones who my defense of costs me the most friendships. "The more prominent leftists I get over, the more I realize that while I have made good friendships with some ""Trans Twitter famous"" people, the closest friendships I've made only began in earnest when I was able to stop seeing them as celebrities." "I think she's probably since forgotten about the time I playfully teased her for being straight. She's liked a tweet or two of mine since then. I don't want her to follow me back, though. I'm over her." "After the dust settled, though, even before I found out my friend had blocked me, even when I still felt I was in the wrong, I realized I was completely disillusioned with the prominent trans woman. The starstruck spell was broken." "A friend of mine, another lesbian like me, got really pissed at this prominent trans woman. Not even trans het girls get to act like they have it as hard as gay girls, was her adamant stance. Months later I found she had blocked me. Probably for how much het ass kissing I did" "I remember when a prominent trans woman on here jumped down my throat for joking about how straight girls don't make sense to me (half directed at her, half speaking generally) and I bent over backwards apologizing because I had wanted her to follow me back for months." @trgrrl Sometimes I wanna suck cock. It's all the time but it's sometimes too. @Cynon44 Probably does! Though I just found out there were two more discourses today that I missed so I have no idea anymore lol "@FreyaSylvan Not worth getting into. Regardless of which side you're on, you're probably sick of hearing about this one." @AdrienneCohea @hayleyglyphs See I didn't even know that lol @TheFrigidQueen Similar shade. I picked it before remembering you had mermaid hair too but then like right before I dyed it you tweeted you were dying yours too so it just all worked out on its own lol https://t.co/IMrVGlNoi0 "@hayleyglyphs I basically never have the spoons to bring people up to speed on current discourses, sorry :/" @TheFrigidQueen Your hair looks amazing omg! Also I'm so glad you dyed your hair too! Us matching would have been adorable too but having distinctly different shades is even cuter imo 💕 And before you try to use that to get a feel for my opinion on today's discourse: The honest truth is I felt this way about the relevant big name leftist both before and after I changed my mind on this topic. Left a bad taste in my mouth regardless. I will say this: The last several discourses have caused me to become really disillusioned with several big name leftist accounts. In other words my transition timeline is progressing at the expected rate. I'm gonna try to go to bed "@gwen_no_fear One side has ""You got this info from a notoriously dangerous hate group that regularly terrorizes trans women"" and the other side has ""You're enabling an abuser and refusing to believe a victim"" I've picked a side but can both sides please stop pretending this is an easy choice?" @XylariaVG That kind of gives away which side you're on if that's a concern. @waitworry Muting makes me worry I'll forget to unmute them. At least with unfollowing if I forget and they're bothered by it they can bug me about it. "@XylariaVG I have friends on both sides that could fit the description of instigaters. Not even trying to ""both sides."" I believe one side is right and the other is wrong. But I still have friends I'd like to keep." "There's literally no solution to that. The people who would be mad or sad at the side I picked would have every right to stop being my friend. Especially with this topic. Again, stakes are high. Just... I hate this." "What's twisted about how Twitter works is regardless of what my opinion is on all this is, I'll end up hurting people I care about or at the very least harming the relationships I have with them." @aSpaceCadette goals @SquaredOmega You're not the only one. My follower count dipped by like 4 or 5 tonight. "This goes for literally any discourse but if you ever notice that I've unfollowed you, there's a chance I just did it temporarily to avoid having a stressful timeline during heavy discourse days. I just have an emotional limit but it's nothing personal, I promise." "I really want to comment on the infighting (for lack of a less dismissive term) going on but I have too many people I care about on both sides drawing very harsh battle lines. The stakes are really high, I get it. I just wish my friends could stop fighting. I hate this." @aSpaceCadette @calkyulate such an important thing to consider really @CookieCyboid (I swear I know the difference between your and you're but my fingers don't always seem to D: ) @hologramvin Awww I missed the vote but I'm AI too! @JenApparently 💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny @CookieCyboid If you're opinion on the game turns around at all we should play again! "@FirehoofAmy I mean I'm sure it varies, but I had one earlier today at a restaurant that tasted pretty much exactly like a burger initially then just had a slightly grain-y aftertaste. I could totally understand not everyone being into that but I didn't mind it at all." @norintha oh FUCK yes omg let's do that I don't think I want to go full vegetarian but I think I want to switch to veggie burgers. Red meat is so bad for you but burgers are the best food ever. "@deathpigeon From my heart and from my hand, why won't people understand my intentions?" So of course I put my new Bitterblossom in this monstrosity https://t.co/PDahM1RL7v https://t.co/Ax8iOUTwrQ "@deathpigeon @Calliethulhu well then it's a good thing ""kiss and tell"" can be used metaphorically :3" @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu You told me not to kiss and tell and I've kept up MY end of the bargain :P @maritronic9k @CaseyExplosion shotgunning hrt might be the gayest idea in existence i like it fluffy underboob is the name of my new band @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu why vikky what EVER could you be talking about~ @CaseyExplosion i smoke like 3 estrogens a day myself @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu 👀👀👀 @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu listen my gay stalling only lasts so long @Calliethulhu @deathpigeon listen i can explain @deathpigeon @Calliethulhu 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu listen both of those things can be true also same >_> @Calliethulhu i bet people liking the thread probably have 👀 I will say this rule of mine is going to get annoying next generation because it'll be Gen VIII which is the most annoying to write and read BUT I HAVE STANDARDS OKAY @AliceAvizandum alice why "Then I put my NEW, ACTUAL, LEGAL NAME in the fucking address which is something one normally doesn't need to do when telling one's mom one's new address but with my mother I needed to make sure. Felt good to emphasize my new name again." "My mom needed my new address and she still hadn't replied to my text announcing my new name which is still pissing me off so I just asked over the phone ""Are texts going through? Did you get my last one?"" and just ignored the hesitation in her ""yes"" and moved the conversation on." FINAL UPDATE FOR REALS THIS TIME: My mom has my birth certificate and is gonna overnight it to me. Research plus talking to friends who've done it tells me nothing else should go wrong at this point. Should have my passport in time! 💕 "...It's REALLY close goddamn. Tomorrow is probably the earliest I'll know if I need to request a new certificate, 5 days for processing and hopefully overnighting it after that would be the 19th... exactly 8 days before my flight. I really hope I can find my original certificate" @erinbanneret Santa Clara birthing all the trans girls it seems :V "I'm not a programmer tran, but my dad was a computer programmer so clearly it just skipped a generation :V" "So even if the storage space doesn't have my birth certificate & my mom is fucking clueless as to where it is, SC will process it in 5 days & I can also expedite the delivery itself. THEN passport which can take as little as 8 days. Flight on the 27th! It's close but we got this" "Finally, at long last after several hours, every contingency is accounted for. The first and now last gift my late dad gave me was being a computer programmer: I was born in Santa Clara county, ie silicon valley and of course they let you request birth certificates online." YOU: What hill are you willing to die on? ME: ________∩_________ ༼ pokemon ༽ ༼ generations ༽ ༼ should be written ༽ ༼ in roman numeral ༽ @hazelsbutt SAME THO @TheBlooest I'm giving up on gender marker change for the time being. Just trust me that this is the way I need to do it. I don't have the spoons for anything more. But a birth certificate seems to be required even if I wasn't trans? "I have a better description of that lady's face when I asked her what ""it"" was: ""I do NOT want to talk about this person's genitals"" BITCH ME EITHER BUT HERE WE ARE" "Now I'm mentally preparing to have to call my mom to make absolutely certain she doesn't have my birth certificate. Also it would really, REALLY help if the passport people will accept my certified court order declaring my name change. If not I might still be screwed? We'll see." "The new issue is I didn't know I needed a birth certificate for my passport. My mom has told me that she thought she gave it to me. She might have, but I need to check our storage space. Good news though: Passport can be expedited to as little as 8 days rather than 14." "So everything is actually fine for my name change and passport. Gender marker change on my passport might need to wait but the really silly thing about your gender marker is it's really hard to change and takes a ton of work, all for something few agencies care about." Like fuck it at the end of the day I'll fight the fucking dragon every damn day for my real name and gender. You know it hurts so bad Just like I knew that it would But I'd do it again I'd do it again if I could Wow music choice tonight (The Sounds) is on point for my mood given how much the name change process has been a living hell today. "Would it be best to just skip the ID and get a passport with my deadname and an M gender marker? Do the passport people check with social security? If not, my old ID & social security card will do but I need to know by tonight what I'm doing or not doing. I am so exhausted." "All other forms of valid ID will have my deadname but I do have FOUR certified copies of the court order signifying my name change. Can I use that in my passport application? I don't care if I have to have a passport with an M, but should I bother getting an F on my ID tomorrow?" Help! Need a passport asap for a flight on the 27th. Here's what I'll have by this time tomorrow: - State ID with Kathryn & an F gender marker - Social security card with deadname BUT the social security office itself will have my name listed as Kathryn & an M gender marker 1/3 LIKE ALMOST 70 FOLLOWERS NOW WTF 💕💕💕💕 "@JenApparently I know, I said as much in the very next tweet :P" "(That wasn't what he said, he didn't say anything, I'm just describing his silent reaction)" "Guy at the DMV looked at me like I had 3 heads when I said I needed to change my gender marker. After looking at the document SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED BY THE DMV with my doctor's signature, he gave the most self-important ""Well I GUESS this is in order"" reaction." Social security told us the document was wrong. Trekked back to the courthouse to get the right documents. Both the courthouse and social security have metal detectors which takes a ton of spoons. Today has been so goddamn draining. It's 1pm. Courthouse initially gave us the wrong document for changing my name. DMV didn't tell us that. Though they did tell us to go to the social security office first (Mistress didn't need to for her name change) We got to social security when they opened. 45 min wait time. omg make that like 50 new followers y'all are too awesome 💕 "Also maybe GCS (gender confirmation surgery)? I almost never see it in acronym form though so your mileage may vary. Avoid at all costs ""the surgery."" I know it's awkward talking about my genitals but you started it." "If you simply can't bring yourself to say a word with the root word ""vagina,"" other options include the acronyms none of us have agreed on the words for since none of it is competently unproblematic: GRS (gender/genital reassignment surgery) SRS (sex reassignment surgery)" "The technical word you're looking for is vaginoplasty. It's not a dirty word. Say it. Vaginoplasty. It's also not the only The Surgery there is (which is part of the reason your vagueness is so frustrating), but baby steps, okay?" @AureliaB1986 @liache_ We can already buy Mei's slippers. This will be something we can buy by next year for sure. "@DongsJ Like I said, we quickly learned she was wrong. The document they need has like 15 different retirements and we had 14 on ur document we already happened to have (only slightly exaggerating)." "Pro-tip for cis people: Yes, we know what you mean by ""the surgery,"" but very few of us have patience for your cis bullshit understanding of how this works. Be specific or don't even try it. Being cagey implies that your understanding is the way it works as a given." @Calliethulhu Congrats!! I've been worried about you not having your HRT. I'm so glad you're back on track! 💕💕💕 "My name at least is changed at social security. Tomorrow I can get my new ID at the DMV. They didn't use to require the social security step first (Mistress didn't need to), but we're jumping through their hoops. We'll get this done." "Turns out that wasn't true, however my document signed by my doctor that's good enough for the DMV (ie, the origination that provides the only way 99% of people will ever see a gender marker associated with me) isn't good enough for social security so we'll have to come back." "Fun times today at social security today Me: Could I also change my gender marker? Lady: We just need documentation from the hospital proving it's been done. Me: *my smile fades* Define what ""it"" is. Lady: *her eyes widen, she was not prepared for this question* ... the surgery." @emuchaton @CookieCyboid well if we're laying it out on the table i have no confidence in me being a salamander girl like literally none of my brand is amphibious i'm so ashamed @Kathryn42Murphy Same cool name club? Same cool name club 😎 @l1quidcryst4l I do gay every hecking day tbh "Ahhh nutbunnies I meant ""misgendering"" Oh well :V" 🎵 I'm a dude 🎵 🎶 He's a dude 🎶 🎵 She's a dude🎵 🎶 'Cause the patriarchy frames maleness as the default so I never have to examine my misgendered whether intentional or accidental! 🎶 🎵 HEY! 🎵 @Zin5ki @supportingbeamu I legit have wondered this for years. It's kind of a gross or lewd name if you don't know anything else about it. @CaseyExplosion Terrible people continue to find new ways to be terrible. 2018. @blackrosesocial *hugs* 💕 "@maritronic9k @TrexPushups My mom FORGOT what my girl name was going to be. My deadname was almost Jordan, that's all I know." My deadname is dead because I killed it. With my bare hands. "@maritronic9k @TrexPushups I thought of doing that, but the feminization of my old middle name was already taken by my sister: Michelle :V" @remembrancermx Thank you!! 💕💕 @JenApparently *huuuuuugs* 💕💕💕 @bi_gendian You being trans helps. Cishet guys exist on another toxic level that even cishet women can't touch. Also your avatar isn't a dude's face. I promise I wasn't subtweeting you 💕 "@JenApparently I have the best chosen family in the world at least. If my mom decides to take it to that level, I'll be fine without her." "My mom is wired like I am, so I know that if she can't say tell the truth, she'd rather say nothing. Even in text form. I struggle with it too. But if she can't manage a ""congrats I'm proud of you""? Fuck it, give me the truth. Tell me you're mourning your dead son or something." "@TrexPushups I wish I could share it because the story behind it is very ""Wow I thought of this in five seconds because this thing gave me an idea"" but I try to be careful with my last name so I should be careful with my middle too. But no, I didn't agonize over it. Most people do I bet." I've decided to send the same text exactly 24 hours later. Then again 24 hours after that if I have to. I'm gonna be petty about this. It's the least she deserves. @JenApparently @MattyFranklyn Does it come in black & purple? :P @Azure_Husky That gives me a lot of hope for my surgery! It's nice to hear it goes faster than one thinks. "So, again... eh." "Cis people seem to have this persistent idea that gatekeeping defines the genders of trans people. Usually it takes the form of believing that a trans woman isn't a trans woman until she gets ""The Surgery"" but I wouldn't be surprised if they felt similarly about name changes." "There are a lot of dudes liking my name change tweet. Cis? Het? In some cases maybe, other cases maybe not. Either way it feels a little... eh." @WynneCluster It's Sakurai's style. He insisted Kirby couldn't speak in Kirby Right Back At Ya as well. @PrissyOrcGF AAAAAA THANK YOU 💕💕💕 "@GuildingLilly I love Natalie Wynn's take on that: ""Well goddammit Abigail every definition is perfect if you ignore everything that doesn't fit the definition!""" @blackrosesocial YOU'RE cute so there :P "@tainkirrahe omg I'm now regretting selling him he looks so cute! I feel like if I re-buy a toy at secondary market prices that I originally got for retail price, I've failed as a collector >.<" "I got over 500 likes on my tweet where I'm announcing I changed my name. Still not entirely sure why, but I feel very loved 💕 And my mom couldn't even muster a single text message. This isn't support, mom. I can't really honestly call you a supportive trans mom." "Update: 13 hours later. Fuck you, mom." @Myriachan I knew a guy who got a foil Tarmogoyf AND a regular one at a total of TWO Modern Masters drafts. Bitterblossom is the luckiest I've personally ever been with the series. @deathpigeon what flavor Wow this is blowing up and I got like 10 followers from it lol I don't have a soundcloud but I do have a bitchin new name suddenly realizing I could have made my full name kathryn salamander and i kinda unironically love the sound of it @katgraceW13 @AmyJamiC PART OF THE COOL NAME CLUB 😎 i mean chronologically it would make more sense for janeway to be named after me instead of the other way round like you'd assume Finally got the monitors mounted with help from Mistress! 💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/qssZXGZmFl "Shake it like a ladder to the sun Makes me feel like a madman on the run Find me never never far gone So get your leather, leather Leather on on on on" "(For context, non-transition-related texts get basically immediate responses. There's a pattern here and it makes me so angry)" Tonight I sent her a text telling her o changed my name. We're at 2 hours later with no reply. She could just be busy. History suggests otherwise. I don't think I want my mom to visit me during my GRS recovery. I get the feeling she doesn't either. "The first time I got my nails professionally painted I sent a picture of them to my mom and she never replied. The first time I marched in Pride and felt good about how I looked, I again took a pic to send to my mom and once again she didn't reply." "That is one heck of a pull! Easily the best card I've ever pulled from a Modern Masters pack, in fact! https://t.co/JxR9Q9nqIs" "@gnollvalue Thank you, but that's not required in Colorado, I've double, triple and quadruple checked 💕" "Also from what I hear, given the time of year I'll probably get my passport within a week, but the post office can only promise two weeks, and I can't risk doing it any later that we already are. We're gonna pull this off, but it has been a RIDE." "I basically just wanted to share how close I'm cutting this because WOW. We didn't mean to cut it this close, but starting a ranch takes a lot of time and energy up front and this is the earliest we've really been able to do this." "On top of that, my research suggests a passport coming in two weeks requires proof of travel (ie, ""I can't miss my flight""), so on Wednesday night we gotta buy the plane ticket (which we held off on buying so my deadname wouldn't be on it) so we then have it for the post office!" "Here's how closely we're threading this needle: 1. Name change form submitted Mon 2. Called to confirm it was accepted today 3. DMV for new ID, bank for new debit card Wed 4. Post office for passport Thurs, EXACTLY two weeks before my flight (the fastest they can get it to you)" @EeveeRespecter hmmmmmm that sounds kinda mean 🤔🤔🤔 @emuchaton i learned so much thank you This is my favorite tweet today seriously 💕 MY NAME CHANGE WAS ACCEPTED I'M LITERALLY CRYING I NEED TO OBTAIN THE DOCUMENTS THAT PROVE IT BUT MY NAME IS NOW LEGALLY KATHRYN "@XylariaVG a lesbian that moves in after the first date that's not precisely what i'm complaining about, but the spirit of that stereotype (lesbians moving really fast in relationships) is VERY true for me if that makes sense" "@EeveeRespecter I was never really vanilla, but my ex fiance was. And the kind of kink that we tried feels very vanilla in hindsight given my experience level now. But I've been into kinky stuff basically since I hit puberty tbh :V" i'm such a fucking u-haul lesbian halp @emuchaton Moo! :3 uuuuuhhhh happy holidays https://t.co/n2eQ9aQTTN @blackrosesocial @Calliethulhu https://t.co/d8VFIYIum3 @Calliethulhu (Also I gag if I encounter butter in the wrong context or the wrong amounts. We're even :P) "@Calliethulhu Smear makes it sound like I use a lot. It just needs a thin layer. ... Oh my god, is mayo America's vegimite?" @JenApparently I likes walls of texts from friends 💕 @MapleReam well now you're just encouraging me :V @JenApparently Feel free to vent or chat in my DMs anytime :3 💕💕💕 @MapleReam Yeah especially how sensitive they are I can imagine >.< Having sensitive nipples is still really new for me. They were practically numb in comparison before. @MapleReam Supposedly the most painful of all piercings! And I can't not get them once I get these girls augmented 👀 @JenApparently As for cis guys? I'm just not generally friends with any with a handful of exceptions (most of them online) I know that doesn't really help. I'm just cosmiserating with you. It really does suck. They either see you as a woman or not. S'why I prefer the company of trans folks 💕 @JenApparently I wish I had a solution for this. In general the cis people who made me feel like that I stopped hanging out with over time. I have a couple cis girl friends who are still my friends specifically because there were overt moments where I could tell they saw me as a woman. "Pronouns are important, but they're not dealt with in the way a lot of bigots will tell you. We're not going to lose our tempers. Honestly, if you're cis? We might not say anything. But you wouldn't assume a name, right? Pronouns work the same way. It's real simple." "That last part is important because I want to properly convey the way it actually works with every trans person I've ever hung out with. As long as you're polite (and maybe a bit apologetic), asking a person's pronouns a second time is no big deal." Pronouns should be treated the exact same way we treat names. - You don't know someone's name by looking at them - We believe people when they say what their name is - Some of us (like me!) are bad at remembering names and pronouns and we occasionally need to ask for them again @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu I have this thing where it's very difficult for me to re-read books I've already finished (the one exception in my life has been American Gods) so my memory is really hazy. I loved them as a teenager at least. "@Calliethulhu And much like with a lot of Rowling's ideas, there's actually potentially fertile ground for some good story telling there. We got to know Cedric which was nice, but imagine if Hufflepuff was the house of outcasts and the stories actually DEALT with that in any meaningful way?" @Calliethulhu I think this is one instance where the movie versions shine. Movie Luna is everything the fans say she is imo. "@Calliethulhu In one of the books the hat sings a song about the founders and literally says that Hufflepuff ""took the rest"" as in once the brave kids, smart kids and evil kids were sorted out, Hufflepuff took the ones that weren't as interesting." "Given the recent uptick of leftists defending pigs on my timeline, this video YouTube just recommended seems apt. Almost every sentence said is something I want to quote right here because it's all really good stuff. Watch it. https://t.co/iUAsFGjagy" "@nononoagh I didn't! In fact, I did kind of take a gamble by assuming they were trans men. ""Transmasc people"" might've been more honest to say without finding out more. TERFs will invent any narrative to justify their bigotry, though. Doesn't surprise me they were way off here." "@SiobhanFTB It's something else, isn't it?" "@Calliethulhu @JunpeiHyde I can think of 3 HP movies that are better than the books, imo. 3, 5 and 6." @PrissyOrcGF oh heck i wanna see! @aSpaceCadette oh heck my entire premise is overturned in the best way 😍 @ReadingRidley wow heck good point i might have to reassess the data i've collected here 🤔 "@aSpaceCadette I mean, I don't know what country you live in but you ARE gorgeous tbh 👀" @aSpaceCadette geography is so unfairly cruel 😭 (that was sparked by finding out a mutual cutie lives in canada and who shall remain nameless because we haven't really properly flirted yet and I don't want to assume anything but she DID like the previous tweet and now my heart's all fluttery omg i'm gay 💕) "@Nyanthetime I completely agree. For myself, not being able to carry & birth my own kids fucks me up on a level where I just gave up on the whole idea of having kids. But on top of that, yes, it IS extremely irresponsible to have kids given how much longer human life on earth has." "It should go without saying that trans athletes' hormone levels are tested regularly, I'm just saying we'd have been doing the same for cis people if that was really a major concern. No trans person wants to have unnaturally high hormone levels." "If testosterone gave ANY trans person (regardless of gender since transphobes complain about it either way) an unfair advantage, measuring T levels of cis men and having them take HRT to adjust everyone's levels to about equal would've been made standard practice decades ago." "@kroati1 That's actually a really good question: Is it possible to kinkshame someone for not being kinky enough? If so, yes that's exactly what I'm doing :V" "this isn't 100% true of course, but it sure as heck FEELS like all the hottest cuties are in other countries than me and honestly the earth is being really homophobic rn" @L0VEWIRE Wow your eyes are simply gorgeous btw 💕 @G1rl_From_Mars JSYK you can connect your Switch account to your Twitter account and upload screenshots directly through the Switch. This can all be done on your profile page (the Peach icon at the top). Screenshots can be taken with the button opposite the home button on the controller 💕 @TheFrigidQueen you should know i can't not retweet this but that doesn't mean i have to enjoy it "@gwen_no_fear I gotta say ""voting is anti-democratic"" is one helluva nuclear take. If they're worried the vote would change, that would make THEM anti-democratic." @Sabriality Just my ears but now I want everything pierced tbh. I've wanted all sorts of body mods for years now and now that I'm finally comfortable in my body I have a lot of catching up to do lol https://t.co/g7q6G4hKJg "Piercings update: A week later and there's effectively no pain, even when I touch them or play with them. Pulling gently on them is still slightly painful, but in a non-stinging way that feels like it's almost healed!" @JenApparently lol he's a massive shelfwarmer here I'm not surprised Devastator meanwhile I was lucky enough to encounter ONCE in a beat up box and I was happy to pay the $80 he's absolutely not worth. @Kaelyrhn Yuuuup! I was briefed on potential infertility too but it was nothing compared to what a lot of trans men experience. @AliceAvizandum Does this guy just get his jollies raining on other people's parades or what @MokiAwa Phrasing! :P "Attention all of my trans sisters who need to hear this: Did you know it costs $0.00 to NOT be a complete & total cunt to trans men? It's true! I know some of y'all seem to think it's impossible, but I promise you, it isn't." TERFs: Women are oppressed specifically because of their uteruses! Also TERFs: I have strong opinions on what this person who I'm insisting is a woman should do with their uterus. "@SeanWithersDraw (Reported the tweet you're quote tweeting, I mean)" "@realalexish Actually fun side note, I had mace in my purse and I forgot but they somehow missed it. Just a great job from from all around lol" @SeanWithersDraw Reported for targeted harassment. "This was said in response to a picture of two trans men. T doesn't make you infertile, but I want to highlight the fact that you very, very rarely hear transphobes warn trans *women* about infertility. This concern trolling is inherently transmisogynistic and it infuriates me. https://t.co/109u8fkhfb" @AliceAvizandum Only cops have the power to be better/faster than ambulances. No one else can be trained to do the same. It's gotta be the racist domestic abusers with guns. They're just the best for the job okay??? "@NicoleTheVixen It's so frustrating because like, I want anarchy & BDSM but not the way the cishets define those words." "When you make your bigotry this internally inconsistent, you kind of give up the whole game, don't you? The issue isn't ""unfair advantages."" The issue is you hate trans people. Just say that instead." "Just wait until they find out cis women naturally have some testosterone in their system, their brains with explode. Like seriously if T was the kind of super drug they think it is, *cis women* would have an unfair advantage over *trans women* (our T levels can often reach 0)." @princess_stef69 So much misgendering to report. They make it so easy. Cis bigots: Trans women athletes have an unfair advantage because testosterone Also cis bigots: Trans men athletes have an unfair advantage because testosterone Are y'all even listening to the words you say? "I mean, that wasn't really me but the fact that I ever thought it was just floors me now." "I've been out as trans for a little over 2 years now and while a lot can and did happen in 2 years, it's wild to think that just 3 short years ago I was engaged to a straight woman that I had agreed to *dom* in the most embarrassingly vanilla way possible. That was me? Really?" "@NyxWorldOrder You're still a woman, and your love of woman makes you hecka gay - Signed, a lesbian who would know" @Kurzheck @ZJemptv Me too but that's what alt accounts are for lol (Also reported for misgendering. They still haven't learned) https://t.co/efCUxDp8bT Dysphoria takes many forms. One form it can take is simply desiring to be another gender than the one you were assigned at birth. Listen to that desire. That's your heart trying to tell you something. Trust me. "Every possible excuse is muddied by the fact that your brain might not be the best at processing what's wrong for a myriad of reasons but for starters: You've lived your entire life like this and it's impossible to say what's ""normal"" and what's dysphoria." The only reason a person would let themselves be tortured by jealousy of trans people is if they think for whatever reason they're not allowed to be trans. Let me be the first to tell you: There is no reason whatsoever to believe you can't be trans. "@rozietoez @MokiAwa I had never worn makeup or women's clothes before seeing a therapist about being trans. I already knew I was trans, but it was still 100% guy clothes and a beard. Femininity on its own held very little appeal back then. I needed to be a woman first & foremost." "This is very good advice. For the last several years before I transitioned, any time I thought about trans people I was filled with jealousy because I had convinced myself I couldn't be trans. If you wish you were trans, it's okay! Very often that's a symptom of being trans." @AliceAvizandum Swatting is a real thing that exists but somehow there are still people that think cops are the only thing keeping us from total non-stop violent anarchy. "@AliceAvizandum ""Armed militias couldn't possibly prevent rapes & murders, don't be silly. Only a better version of an armed militia can get that job done, let's be reasonable.""" @fluttergirly @Kalindlara 💕💕💕 https://t.co/dCBN2j6jAH @fluttergirly @Kalindlara wait nvm i went to the shop instead of the theme settings i bet it's in there @fluttergirly @Kalindlara I scrolled to every icon and none of they that D: @fluttergirly @Kalindlara I couldn't find the themes section. But I'll look again since I know it's there now. Thank you! wow girls are just so good??? i think im gay??? @fluttergirly Doesn't seem like this theme is in the shop :/ @fluttergirly I've had the Slowpoke background for years now but I think that's about to change :3 @fluttergirly can can you still buy this theme asking for a friend @emuchaton honestly you'd think this would be tip #1 VERSUS furry squad #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/UDV24ls9xU Fuck this country & fuck ISPs https://t.co/RvT9LAn6bM @CookieCyboid Sure! "@GoodWitchLeigh @Anarcho_Vampire Okay, then the issue is I've never heard of Kumonga, but Google has helped. Cool!" @Calliethulhu wow heck that sounds kinda gay but then again i wanna do the same to you~ :3c "@GoodWitchLeigh @Anarcho_Vampire Anguirus is a classic character tho? And am I not seeing Rodan, King Ghidorah and Mothra too? I do like Godzilla monsters but I haven't seen very many movies in the franchise so I wouldn't be shocked that I'm totally wrong here." @Calliethulhu k-kiss AND cuddle? o.o I am 100% into the Godzilla franchise just hiring incredible actors while monsters fight in the background. Just have Charles Dance chew the scenery for 90 minutes and I'm sold. https://t.co/Jpg9yGFhgF @Anarcho_Vampire thank you for alerting me to this holy shit "@MagsVisaggs ""Mispronouncing"" a word means you're an avid reader. It's nothing to be ashamed of." @Lord_Kristine Queer people wanting to fuck cars is valid. That makes it okay in my mind :V @CookieCyboid we should swap friend codes and play sometime! @Jenn_Tayla Sure! <3 @SteampunkPenny omg Mistress my desk area is so messy >.< @ExistentialEnso @maritronic9k same :V @ASecretRobin @a_alice_nsfw oh wow i forgot about that video HECK >.< 💦💦💕 big sapphic energy i mean hECK @ASecretRobin @Calliethulhu right!?! that's such a weird thought! >.< @ASecretRobin @Calliethulhu I GOT THAT TOO AND I'M SO MAD D:< (the small dick thing is tru tho my girldick is adorable) @ChastityQueer aaaaaaaaa i'm excited for you!!! :3 @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu It gave me small dick top and frankly I'm offended at the second part @Calliethulhu I mean are they wrong? :V reaching levels of gay i never thought possible @MetteusAtoll I wonder who I could be talking about? 👀👀👀 @Bloo_Kitty I wish I knew! People think I look super hot or something I dunno! D: @ChloeAintDead 👀 "It's really just incredible how quickly I can go from ""new mutual"" to ""we're making plans for her to visit so she can fuck my face"" The internet is a magical place 👀💦" @JenApparently I got the Hasbro one years ago and the shoulder broke almost immediately. I'm sure you're aware of that issue but do be careful! All I need is the newer Hot Rod MP and then I'm done with that character lol @JennyOutrageous honestly it's a perfect fit for Funko :V @JennyOutrageous It's been many years but all I remember is that they were terrifying >.> @upandoutcomic They're art pieces now if anyone asks "in cold weather, make sure your sub is wearing her sub mitts send tweet" "@ChaKatKimber You saw good, quality movies in theaters <3 (Btw I love this because it's so weird: Disney for some reason only aired The Goonies with both of its deleted scenes re-edited into the film which I've never heard of. ""My"" version of The Goonies technically never officially existed.)" "@TheFrigidQueen Awesome! I want my real name on my passport so I still have one more step before I can start the passport process, but it's looking like this will go super smoothly! 💕" @ChaKatKimber You're only a couple years older than my sister or Mistress. Hardly an antique :P "@TheFrigidQueen I've never had one before either. Everywhere I researched said getting one in under 2 weeks is absolutely possible, but it still makes me feel better to know we're both doing this down to the wire because this is not my preferred method of doing things lol Worth it tho 100%" @TheFrigidQueen Gender marker change I assume? (Since I'm doing the same for what I bet is the same reason :V) @ChaKatKimber I only know about this movie because I was lucky enough to have the Disney Channel in the early 90's when most of what they played was movies (and not even always Disney movies-- I first saw Gremlins and The Goonies there). I don't think many people saw it during its initial run. "Well between a new Felix the Cat figure and live action Sonic losing his noodle arms, this morning is shaping up to be very rubber hose-themed. If you pressed me for my favorite style of animation, I'd say the original is still the best. https://t.co/liXoXcBKI1" "(If you wanna watch the ENTIRE movie though, YouTube's got you covered) https://t.co/ztg7gxusEL" "90% of the reason I love Felix so much is because of the utterly bizarre late 80's movie starring him. I know YouTube USED to have the footage that goes with this song and it's weird as hell, but even just hearing the song will give you an idea: https://t.co/lxdabDgrNO" HIS LITTLE BEAN SHAPED BODY AND COCKED HIPS WERE KEPT AND I'M WAY HAPPIER WITH THIS THAN I SHOULD BE "Three things: - I never talk about this because it almost never comes up, but I fucking love Felix the Cat - This is one of those weird instances where the Funko Pop design actually fits right in with the normal character design - Of course I preordered it https://t.co/2uOfLJMiCk" "@gwen_no_fear I literally live on a 40 acre ranch owned by a woman with military training and the tools to defend us should the need arise. I'm sorry, who's larping? ALL cops are bastards." @PrissyOrcGF Same! And I rocked a beard/glasses combo too! The brain is really weird and dysphoria makes it that much weirder. @PrissyOrcGF Your glow up is one of my absolute favorites tbh. So happy for you! 💕💕💕 "His nose/muzzle is extremely hedgehog-like, though, which is a nice touch." "Even as a huge fan of rubber hose animation (which is a direct design lineage for Sonic), I'll admit that noodle arms & legs will never hit the level of realism they're going for. Doesn't mean I love what I'm seeing here, but I get why they did it. https://t.co/Lg6NcyAkw8" "@erinbanneret Yeah I don't know what the name for the emotion I was feeling when I was forced to out myself as a massive nerd, but in those situations my instinct is to be 1000% honest lol" "But anyway, all that's to say i submitted my name change documents and hopefully *fingers crossed* I'll be able to go in in just a few days to get the certified documents and then my name will be changed!!" "Also: Guard: Miss, do you have a pocket knife in your purse? We saw one in the x-ray. *I rummage through my bag somewhat confused as I don't own a pocket knife* Me: Oh! Uh... this is a die cast Mon Calamari Battlecruiser. Guard: Yup, that's what we saw, you can go on through. https://t.co/iiAsT2EB0Z" "I got my first ""miss"" today! It was from a security guard at the metal detector at the courthouse which is basically a cop so kinda bittersweet but I'll take it." @Bootstrap_Alice *Dream Police @trgrrl Smash is inherently sapphic @Calliethulhu https://t.co/1Nqkn8BHUR @Calliethulhu First off: 😍💦💦💦 Second: I would love to read more :3 @Calliethulhu !!! I'll read this as soon as I'm back at my PC! 💕 @QuestForTori thank you 😭💕 @trgrrl ilu 💕 Mistress's hair was doing a cute thing 💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/bbfUSdLdXj @ASecretRobin 👀💦💕👅 @ASecretRobin do touches with tongues count because um 💦 @thelesbianfairy 👀 @capsule_169 a tg story except wholesome @Calliethulhu true love @SteampunkPenny @Kaelyrhn This was something that was bragged about to me right after Mistress bought it (I like Stargate enough but I'm not an expert and didn't even know they had a preferred gun lol) "@Kaelyrhn It might've been a term coined by TERFs, actually. It's something they will sometimes mock us for. I'm just being a bit self-deprecating. I don't LOVE my smile, but it's the best one I have atm" @hazelsbutt and if i wasn't so busy i'd slide right into them~ Background checks: Completed Forms: Filled out Tomorrow: We go to the courthouse to change my name! 💕💕💕 @hazelsbutt sounds kinda like you need to be locked up tbh 🤔 Rare that I find an expression I don't hate that isn't the Trans Smirk tbh but here we are @PrissyOrcGF So happy for you! 💕 I'm just a few more steps from having this be my first Christmas as Kathryn! 💕 @hazelsbutt 👀👀👀 @Kaelyrhn Go for it! <3 @TimonicWulfgar Sure! Smash won't be here until Tuesday but y'all should add me to your friend list anyway! #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/t0DQCFDLYv "@Calliethulhu It means he wasn't trying to ""stay true"" to some ideal. He did was the script and director said. Because he's an actor. What the books that inspired the films did is not the point." @Calliethulhu I felt so alone in my love of Gambon's portrayal of Dumbledore when the films were new. Fans of the book were furious that he made a a point to NOT read the books. But I respected the hell out of him for it. It means he brought the best that that version of the character needed. @TheCrankyWizard I came out as asexual the summer before I finally realized I was actually just trans. Mistress had a similar path (though she identified as ace for like 6 years or so before transitioning). It might be the same for you too! @nononoagh I'm way ahead of you :P https://t.co/UBXpjHCx2T "@ArmlessKittyfox I mean that's absolutely the long term plan, yes <3" Currently flirting with two blue haired cuties in my DMs and like I don't know how to make my life any queerer but I'm open to ideas "@clockworkgirl24 Ugly crying where I'm sobbing for a good hour or so is more common than it was, but it's not all the time. Tears simply flow more easily. That affects how sobbing functions for me, but it doesn't make sobbing (which is what I'm describing in that first tweet) the only crying I do" "@clockworkgirl24 It should be noted that this isn't how it feels every time I cry. Before, the only real crying I ever did was sobbing, & it was rare after I started puberty. Tears streaming down my face where I'm not actively sobbing is WAY more common now & it was effectively impossible before" @TheFrigidQueen not for another few weeks nya~ :P I'm mainly just trying to describe just how.... Big crying feels now. And sometimes it is possible to settle your emotions. Crying isn't always needed and often for me now it kinda feeds on itself. Grappling with that massive tidal wave has taken a lot of practice. "(Not to say I cry literally all the time. Both examples are during moments of sadness, obviously. This probably needs to be said in a post-""my crying pills won't make me happy"" NYT op-ed world)" "Crying pre-HRT: Am I crying? I think I should be crying. Those are tears. This is crying I think. Crying post-HRT: If I even wonder if this is crying for more than a second, if I make this real in my mind, I'll be sucked under the waves and it'll be One Of Those Nights" @TheFrigidQueen bold of you to assume that was enough to make me drop :3c @TheFrigidQueen dfjhgjkdf whyyyyy did you retweet this?? >.> "I didn't have a particular direction for this thread beyond complaining about dealing with cis people, but as a side note, all this is why The Little Mermaid is such a hugely trans story. She literally trades her voice for the ability to be who she wants and needs to be. https://t.co/zRjsmsNC7p" "And voice training is hard for a lot of us! If nothing else it takes a lot of practice, and like, practice? In this economy? So this is something a lot of us struggle with." And the only way to reliably change your voice is through voice training. Testosterone permanently reshapes your vocal chords and there isn't a surgery that reliably changes that (though there are surgeries you can get). "So in other words while it's impossible to fully quantify it in this way, if we pretend for a moment a given trans women is ""90% girl"" in the eyes of an average cis person, if her voice is read as masculine, all that other evidence to the contrary is discarded." "I've read that supposedly the way people with languages that use gendered pronouns determine gender is all about masculine clues. They see a person and their brain is biased towards masculine features. As a trans woman with a deeper voice, that rings true to me." Drive-thru where they hear my voice first: Misgendered 95% of the time Situation where they see me first and feel the need to gender me before I say something to them: Gendered correctly about 80% of the time Situation where they see and hear me first: Pronouns are avoided "Sometimes figuring out how exactly cis people misgender us is impossible to predict, but for me I know for a fact it's my voice." @TenaciousRanch @SteampunkPenny @norintha turns out smiling into the setting sun (even one that made it past the back of out mountain) is really hard and it makes your smile look like a grimace lol @ChosenSigner I hope it can one day be you 💕 "In other words, I took the long way around figuring out I was gay and realizing that was and is really, really fun." "I imagine it's very similar to what it feels like for cis people to realize they're gay, but it's especially surreal and fascinating to me that the trans experience recontextualizes a person's gender without changing who they love (though sometimes that changes too to be fair)." "By the way, I very rarely talk directly about this, but to any cis people reading: Sexuality feels very empty before one sorts out their gender, and conversely, once one DOES sort out their gender, knowing one's actual sexuality is such an incredible feeling 💕" "@maritronic9k @ModelOmega_ I used to deal with that. I'll admit that 99% of my flirting is online, but in general I was able to move past that and I wish I knew the secret :/" "Me, liking girls pre-transition: This is fine I guess. Girls are really hot so yay? Me, liking girls post-transition: I'm so gay I can barely function why are girls so perfect someone help???" "@TheFrigidQueen @Triclilith I mean, she MIGHT beat me to the floor but I think the timing will be close enough that you'll just have 5 cute squirmy girls on the floor before you can blink <3" "@maritronic9k @ModelOmega_ I wish I could help. I'm definitely an anxious person but I'm rarely afraid I'll offend people or get blocked. Usually I only first with people I consider friends, and it's rare that I think my friends would be furious with me if I flirted." @TheFrigidQueen this is SO unfair because I'm such a slutty sub >.< @TheFrigidQueen OH GUDFG;AOSFHDHFDHGDHFDD @TheFrigidQueen me i will fall to my knees first (and then people can use my mouth for Things if they so choose not that anything like that would happen 👀) @TheFrigidQueen b-but then you'll see my blushing face in PERSON >_< @TheFrigidQueen nreuirasoilgkhdkgpfh.dshkgnrf "@blackrosesocial I highly doubt that. Look, I've had sex with pre-HRT AMAB enbies before. You can't know for sure I wouldn't be into you. For what it's worth, your online persona is very cute <3" @blackrosesocial HEY if i'm ever near where you live we should make out :3 "@ModelOmega_ For me it depends on the girl. But I figure as long we're mutuals, their gender/sexuality is in their bio and everything matches up so to speak, I'll give light flirting a shot. That's not great advice but flirting is such a weird dark magick I'm still getting the hang of tbh" "for hecking YEARS I wanted to be a slut but while boy sluts are VALID AS FUCK, that sounded so unappealing to me almost like i had dysphoria or something :V but now I get to be a girl and all my dreams I thought were unreachable are coming true 💕" @AJisValid oh heck we should make out then :3 it's so cool being a hot slut making out with other hot sluts??? @PrissyOrcGF Thank you! I'll make sure to do it safely with a ton of research behind it 💕💕💕 "@PrissyOrcGF Of course! I wasn't under any illusion that the pain levels were comparable there. I'm just saying I feel like pain, even really extreme pain, is conquerable now. It's really, really worth it to me. And you warning me just makes me want to do it more >:3" @AJisValid @PrissyOrcGF Yup! https://t.co/KipCzkeZsu @PrissyOrcGF Ear piercings are something little girls can manage of course but I felt a spark of something that tells me I'm willing to try the more extreme stuff. I'm going for the RADDEST scar. Thank you! "@PrissyOrcGF I got my first piercings a few days ago and there was a small amount of fear of the pain, but there was also this sense of ""Fuck it, pain is conquerable, let's mod my body.""" @PrissyOrcGF Is there much pain after the initial burn? I'm definitely looking into getting a brand at some point. @MetteusAtoll i think we're just kinda gay for each other???? not to be such a huge lesbiab but like @MetteusAtoll is like really hecking cute gosh??? @MetteusAtoll I love that you had blue hair the whole time! Also this a HECK of a glowup I mean dang 👀👀👀 "@piffyjackie Doubt it. It's been like over a month since I ordered it. I don't always watch stuff the second I buy them, especially long shows like this. Usually that's not an issue, lol" @piffyjackie - The last time I had a disc drive that could play Blurays I had a hell of a time getting it to work once the software that came with the computer expired. - None of our PCs have disc drives "@Esper_Lily Yeah much like with a region-free Bluray player, I'm not gonna buy an Apple TV or something similar just to watch Steven Universe. I'd sooner just pirate it." "Region-free Bluray players are absolutely a thing, but I don't really love the idea of needing a separate Bluray player just to watch Steven Universe. You want pirates, @cartoonnetwork? Because that's how you get pirates." "Region A literally doesn't have ANY season releases of Steven Universe. Just some DVDs with random smatterings of episodes. Why doesn't this have an international release, @cartoonnetwork? Why are you offering this on Amazon[.]com, @Amazon?" "I knew enough about foreign video releases to check the back as soon as I bought it since the rating on the front looked foreign to my cinephile eyes. I saw an American flag and figured we were good. Weeks later when we finally decide to play it, I actually read it and... https://t.co/RFgUqnYFjU" "THIS WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SELL ME THIS, AMAZON??? https://t.co/dEtYubZigA" "Remember: Never preorder software, always preorder hardware (I even have the Pokken controller for WiiU and I never got around to buying Pokken itself lol)" I kinda like that I still have the GC controller adapter for WiiU and it works on Switch. - I don't have to buy it again - My adapter has a WiiU logo on it and few people can claim that - It was impossible to get those things & as a collector that scratches a very specific itch so many hecking denial sluts y'all are so pathetic 💕 local lesbiab cannot get out of bed due to Gay @Azure_Husky Batman is a cop @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu no but seriously https://t.co/gcCVrNjZAr @l1quidcryst4l rev up those junkrats "@ASecretRobin Oof, I know that feeling. It's why I really do try to reply back asap, though I'm not always the best at it." @erinbanneret thank you 💕 The last time I dated someone long distance they broke up with me abruptly. We're still mutuals though and sometimes seeing their smiling face makes me cry. Then I feel like I'm being selfish. Then I feel ashamed. It's almost 4am here. I should get some sleep. @MetteusAtoll GGJH SJ TTB FDFJ TT B h-hi Isabelle OKAY ladies lady-adjacent folks you know how it's a big turn on just to be desired by someone? I just randomly started flirting with a cutie and her being so into me makes me even more into her than I'd already be and I just aaaaahh it's a sapphic feedback loop 😍 why is flirting with girls so good aaaaaaahhhh @MetteusAtoll 😳😍😘💕 @MetteusAtoll Well if I'm ever near Boston I promise I'll come help with your cuddling problem. And any other problems you might have 👀 @MetteusAtoll fhhhgdjjdd I guess it does 👀💦 @MetteusAtoll Boston is so far away tho! You should come to Colorado :3 @MetteusAtoll no but seriously not to sound like such a huge gay but you're obviously the cutest and i am absolutely low key crushing on you so there @MetteusAtoll This tweet is 13 hours old but in case you're still in need of cuddles you should know: - I'm a hecking great cuddler - I love yummy food - I love kitties @MetteusAtoll omg you're sweet thank you 💕 and gosh you're cute as hell too! :3 "@FairlyLip @EeveeRespecter omg how did I not think of this obvious teasing answer I'm so sorry Charlotte plus we know you're actually 4, it's okay" "anyone else wanna be a locked up chastity slut never again allowed to cum and spending the rest of your life as a wet, moaning mess or is that just me 🔒👀💦" "@thelesbianfairy Oh I'm well aware of the final scene. Even though when it premiered I was long since done with the series, I was a regular on Tumblr and the news was unavoidable. (And I was extremely happy to hear the news, especially given that I was still an egg) https://t.co/UMnOfZC4wY" "Overall I think the series is great, but after seeing the end of season 3 tonight (and just how broken Korra seems for the umpteenth time), this was fresh on my mind." "Like in the Tomb Raider reboot where there are these drawn out sequences of Lara Croft getting brutally injured. I don't love the ""Women suffer ten times harder than men to show how badass they are"" trope." "She loses her bending, she loses her connection to past Avatars, and she loses her ability to walk (which they bizarrely treat as her dying). She regains all of that though so it feels more like tragedy porn than character growth." One thing I will say that kind of bothers me is just how much Korra gets the shit kicked out of her in ways Aang never had to deal with. Which is a crying shame since Book 3 is by far the best season and everyone knows it. https://t.co/GOZkeriJVC "@thelesbianfairy See, I don't completely buy that given the scene with Zuko asking his dad about his mom. The very first episode of Korra they make a joke about that. I think they wanted to do a sequel series involving the original cast but they decided against it, and now it's just a comic." Btw that last gif reminded me: The Last Airbender is on Bluray now if you want to enjoy Book 3 without Nickelodeon logos & bumpers Like seriously 90% of the gif & meme content from the last season is all from pirated footage which is so funny to me. https://t.co/EOaVtUsBlj "@thelesbianfairy Yeah I need to read those. Surely covering this story wasn't originally intended to only be a comic, right?" "Like, I know I shouldn't but I feel sorry for her. She's actually hurting. She doesn't deserve anyone's pity and yet I want to give her a hug and tell her it'll be okay. https://t.co/Bnszz5RwNw" "There's a very specific, unsettling feeling I get whenever I watch Azula's slow unraveling during the final episode of Last Airbender. The show frames her as completely irredeemable & at the last second she's given pathos. 10 years later I'm still not sure how to feel about it. https://t.co/RjgCZAQfZb" @ASecretRobin looks good enough to eat tbh :3 @Anarcho_Vampire Doesn't it feel amazing? 💕 The hair dying was a success! My transformation into a mermaid is nearly complete! 💕 https://t.co/To8LwJlaja @deathpigeon fdgjsdfkhgak fuckin YOU'RE perfect so there "@deathpigeon I have what I jokingly refer to as height dyslexia. If someone is within let's say 5 inches or so of my height, I can't remember how tall they are." @deathpigeon Hey nice I'm perfect! I had no idea we were the same height. @cyberslutfaye wow same 💦 @SixArmedSweater Talk about a glow up! heck 💕 "I've been rewatching Legend of Korra with Mistress (it's her first time watching) and while I remember *hating* the first season and only giving the second season 2 episodes before I gave up, this time around I'm enjoying it quite a bit." @cyberslutfaye bimbo goals 😍 Why have I seen several tweets now (rightfully) complaining about some Christmas song(?) with the f-slur in it? Is that really a thing that exists? @FinalBossFemme @milkshakemutt That's the brattiest thing I've heard all day and I'm literally a brat @AnnieTheBruce can't wait honestly :3 "For reference, I'm just under a week away from 18 months on HRT :3" Left tid is now big enough that it has a small crease under it. Living the dream tbh! @princessproto gosh this is a mood I keep taking these little blue pills and I just keep getting hotter! 💕 https://t.co/o5Ah1fd39c @Calliethulhu I hate this but... >_> @JesskaNightmare My copy of Smash doesn't arrive until Tuesday but is it cool if I add you as a friend before I forget? 💕 "@cyberslutfaye @GuyWithOpinion1 @EeveeRespecter Can confirm, your butt is pretty dang cute 💕" @Calliethulhu you rock it well tbh @EeveeRespecter You're my brother's age but I'll keep quiet :3c @GuyWithOpinion1 @EeveeRespecter Because there's no reason to have this conversation publicly and I think it's silly to ask the sub what punishments she prefers. "@EeveeRespecter @GuyWithOpinion1 @cyberslutfaye Well, like I said, I'll tell you when I visit, nya~" "@EeveeRespecter @GuyWithOpinion1 @cyberslutfaye I mean, we can talk about hard limits when I visit but why on *earth* are you asking me? :P" @EeveeRespecter @GuyWithOpinion1 @cyberslutfaye M-Mistress gave y'all permission to when I visit >.> @EeveeRespecter OH HECK REALLY??? @EeveeRespecter @cyberslutfaye @GuyWithOpinion1 I'm resisting every urge to brat further because you're my friend and I respect you but HECK it's tempting :3c "@EeveeRespecter @cyberslutfaye @GuyWithOpinion1 She said good song, Charlotte. That's just your favorite Beatles song :P" "@Vangelus So many people turned their noses up at a Transformers Cinematic Universe and I felt like I was the only person being like, ""It literally can't be Bay & company for every movie. This is the best news we've had since like 2006 when we didn't know any better.""" "@Lilliphus @mukurosou I used the original TERFBlocker before the previous owner had a meltdown. That list included at least one trans woman I know, which is why I stopped using it. It's possible you're on that original version of the list but I don't know. Glad we were able to fix it though!" "@mukurosou @Lilliphus No need to apologize! I haven't used a blocklist for over a year now. I often use blockchains tho and last month I used it on someone who was being a douche, but I guess their followers weren't as bad as I assumed. You're unblocked! 💕" Midway through dying my hair and this is the first and last time you'll ever see me as a blonde :P https://t.co/62EZZ7zMJo @NicoleTheVixen Yeah it's a tingle right there and then often it shoots up my spine if things stay really hot. I usually interpret this to mean I need to be fucked in the pussy I don't yet have lol "@CookieCyboid Good, good" @TheFrigidQueen I'm so excited too!! 💕💕💕 @TheFrigidQueen WE ARE THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO @TheFrigidQueen what a weird coincidence we're coloring my hair tonight! :3 @queen_of_gore The tweet @JenApparently I have those figures too they're so much fun! (I have the original Windblade colors tho) @PixlSheep @DeoTasDevil @SonicFox5000 You ARE an artist because you just made art. As an artist I'm qualified to say that :3 Running into town to do errands & it's a t-shirt kinda day 💕 https://t.co/Susi4QIArd an example of convergent timeline evolution https://t.co/fpc13RceXq @Nyxfears ur cute too tho <3 @BuniDoom Those are Mistress' legs but I actually have the same pajama bottoms in my size so thank you! <3 @BuniDoom Yep! 💕 @KathrynGottmann Exactly the kind of help I'd expect from my friends! 💕 @ASecretRobin this is a Good Look @cyberwitchlexi SO good omg no but seriously fetishes are contagious and all my friends are corrupting me help D: "Me, pre-HRT: I've acquired every fetish I'll ever have. Me, post-HRT: Hold my beer." My baby Binx is such a strange boy https://t.co/wMbKN61g7g just a heads up that i take being called a dumb slut as a compliment :3c "@ASecretRobin and by ""a bit of a dumb slut"" i mean ""Mistress calls be a dumb slut two or three times a day"" >.<" @ASecretRobin dkgsfg i can sometimes be a bit of a dumb slut @ASecretRobin HJFLKJGDHLajlhjlfdgd i feel extremely set up how dare >.< I think my favorite thing about Botbots is that most of them work as props for bigger Transformers. I've always been obsessed with miniatures & doll houses and I'm gonna spend way too much money on these. https://t.co/tYLK3HK2A1 Name change update: CBI background check obtained! Now we just need to fill out some forms and go see a judge. We're gonna hit the ground running on Monday morning bright and early. I might be back on track for changing my name before my trip! @aka_cmwilson I completely agree @EeveeRespecter @princessproto robot flirting is so complicated i can't keep up @EeveeRespecter onetnite fishtnite twotnite fishtnite redtnite fishtnite bluetnite fishtnite @emuchaton gosh it looks like you could use some help with that 👀💦 tired: legalize weed inspired: legalize mdma Ear piercings are starting to itch which means they're healing! @EeveeRespecter furtnite owo @Triclilith gosh how are you so hecking cute @CookieCyboid I'm so happy for you both!! 💕💕💕 "@JenApparently Oh wait I forgot this is kinda the first proper mold of Slipstream we've gotten. I own two of her (Windblade retool and Prime Starscream repaint), but this is actually Slipstream! Nice!" @ViTheDeer @SteampunkPenny It's the name of the cat (and several other characters) in FLCL! @princessproto @SteampunkPenny You should visit the ranch sometime and see it all in person! 💕 "Takkun to Mistress: ""Oh are you announcing stuff to the house? Lemme help!"" @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/RGgu4VhvHY" @Kentabooboo BRAVER THAN THE TROOPS TBH 💕 @tainkirrahe That's at least 50 times what it's worth @CookieCyboid I didn't get it but it's a quality shitpost regardless "I love how around the release of Avengers 3, Marvel was like, ""The title of A4 isn't a huge spoiler or anything, really!"" And they were right. But even AFTER them saying that they kept the title secret for almost a year, so.... Yeah we could have known ""Endgame"" back in March." Me: I don't really care about esports Sonicfox: *exists* Me: I love esports tired: ugly crying despite your best efforts inspired: needing to but being unable to ugly cry despite your best efforts @CookieCyboid @Estrus_flask 💕💕💕 still sad tho @CookieCyboid @Estrus_flask Whew that makes me feel better. Thank you. I mean now I'm even more embarrassed but there's some relief in there too. @FairlyLip 💕 "Being gay is really fun, but it's also waaaaaay simpler. Like, I'm dating people I can share clothes with. That's hecking convenient, y'know?" @Estrus_flask No but the timing was perfect enough that I assumed it dings when someone logs on. "@an_mistake YES, EXACTLY THIS I WAS GONNA CALL HIM AN ANIME THING BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET YELLED AT" "lonely tonight it's weird given that i live with my two girlfriends, but it's where i'm at" "@ComradCapacitor @CookieCyboid Back when whatshisname lawyer man from Florida was trying to get all video games banned, even the toxic gamers were calling games art. Agreeing that they're not art is a relatively new development." @CookieCyboid It really does seem like the gamers who lean right of center have dropped trying to defend games as art at this point. Art is a leftist thing to these people. "@Icyrain35 I mean, I don't want either Joker in Smash, but I'm slightly more in favor of the Joker that's originally from a video game." "Actually on second thought, this isn't that much worse than saying ""Shulk in Smash."" Finally, the Marvel/DC crossover we've been waiting for." "Like seriously y'all can't just say ""Joker in Smash."" That name almost exclusively means a VERY different character to 90% of people." @erinbanneret I understood some of those words! :D "Me, someone who's never played a Persona game, hearing about the new Smash character: https://t.co/NoL6ISzfF7" "@ManjiButt I didn't make the Let's Go Lesbians logo. I don't know who made that originally. I put together the rest. I do have this png of the Pikachu version. Since it's not mine, it's not mine to say whether you can or can't use it. My banner I'd like you to not use tho <3 https://t.co/3tsO4O7Q6t" @ManjiButt @QuestForTori @catsnightin sounds like you wanna be smol :3c @ManjiButt I made it myself :3 @SamsonJinks @QuestForTori @catsnightin this is it the perfect tweet "@Calliethulhu In other words, I'm an artist and I strongly believe anyone can be an artist, even using the strictest definition of the word. And I bet there are game designers who would say the same of their craft." @catsnightin @QuestForTori wow that's my approach too tbh i mean let's face it we're all a bunch of littles pretending to be adults most days "@Calliethulhu Maybe. It depends on the person's personal philosophy. I think any talent can be mastered by anyone, the issue is it's much harder to master a talent when you're an adult with a discerning eye and taste. When you're younger it's easier, and we call that ""natural"" talent." "@catsnightin @QuestForTori listen this is probably a terrible idea but when i need to be teased, main is the fastest way to get there :V" @Deirdraccoon makes it easier to block them @thelesbianfairy same "PROTIP TO CISHET MEN: No trans woman on earth hears ""I'm into trans women and men"" and thinks ""Well gosh that's perfect!"" It's implicitly misgendering." @QuestForTori bnkj hsdgfuoisakjjklhljgvb >////////< *has not removed pacifier* @KathrynGottmann *offers hugs* My DMs are open if you want to talk about it Pictured: A creepy chaser all of you should block. It hurts me so much when men act this way. I feel violated. PLEASE leave me ALONE. My bio says I'm a lesbian. Why the fuck do they do this? https://t.co/RsNbWArwFM @QuestForTori i m mbig! >.< @MyHornyCrisis Does it sound like I'm into men you fucking creep? @acutebitten @KittenFemme @EeveeRespecter @NicoleTheVixen that's very nice of you but this is a consensual kink thing "@acutebitten @KittenFemme @EeveeRespecter @NicoleTheVixen no, she's right i'm pretty pathetic" @KittenFemme @EeveeRespecter @NicoleTheVixen wh-what's that supposed to mean >.> @EeveeRespecter @NicoleTheVixen you're pathetic 💕 @behsss Bespoke: Mane horn https://t.co/i3MPELRqOr @behsss I love you too!! 💕 @XylariaVG ... I plead the fifth "DID YOU KNOW: After a good workout, the healthiest way to clean off is have your sub give you a tongue bath. This is backed up by actual science and not at all influenced by musklsuttery" oof it's another horny on main night folks strap in "@EeveeRespecter @NicoleTheVixen Charlotte," honestly at this point if i ever get to 3k followers i should probably just be canceled @Calliethulhu Here lies Kat Died of gay 😭💦💕😍🔒 @Calliethulhu BGSKHSL.RDUJKDFdfdgkhjdsooii c-callieeeee >.< @Calliethulhu fdfdghdlgdl m-melting 💦 my friends are the *worst* influence i'm gonna be locked up forever at this rate it's so unfair 😭 @Calliethulhu literal shivers running down my literal spine is SO UNFAIR 💦💕 @Calliethulhu HDJSGHAF;jk;ldfhgdf;klhg >.< @Calliethulhu look it won't be a rite of passage into manhood but if i glue my eventual cage shut i'm blaming you D:< @Calliethulhu callie stop you're giving me ideas @Calliethulhu horny on main is VALID @Calliethulhu this whole thread is so much hornt now i'm hornt how dare u @Triclilith @Calliethulhu girl-shaped void has bent time and space into the logic of the old ones @Calliethulhu this math makes no sense and yet it checks out @Calliethulhu callie stop making boys sound so hot @EeveeRespecter You're a dorky Ravenclaw like me these other voters don't know shit literally 100% of doctors I asked agreed I was a girl @jxwbxtch Sure! I'm pretty sure I blacked out everything private lol "Name change still needs one more thing to arrive in the mail, but my gender marker change is now one DMV trip away! One out of one doctors agree: I'm a girl 💕 https://t.co/i2BmypXEU9" @KittenFemme @queer_queenie @ashiinu i mean this is a pretty standard transition timeline tbh "Okay so I'm a little less worried about my CBI background check arriving since I worked it out and literally because Bush died it's only been two days of it being in the mail. So it might arrive tomorrow. If so, I'm on track for a name change AND a passport. Fingers crossed." @MapleReam Piano for sure. "I really want to give this guy perfect marks, but for some unknowable reason Hasbro didn't make Literally All Of Season 1 Primal removable They're attached forever by pins! Look at the ridiculous backpack on small Primal & that gross cavity on Optimal! This could be easily fixed https://t.co/vIaq8UpR9W" Ape get! https://t.co/sSmIOuYEYK @SteampunkPenny fdjgksddshlk >.< liking girls feels so much more right when it's gay like omg @ChastityQueer edging because i know that's the one you want to win >:P @behsss 💕💕💕 "@behsss Thanks, but it's not like I did this intentionally lol :V It's real weird that my ID still has my deadname! I barely know that asshole anymore" "Also while I was able to get my endo to mail me the form saying I'm a girl the same day I emailed him asking for it, it still hasn't arrived and I refuse to be a Kathryn with an M, lol" "It *IS* possible the CBI background check is being snail mailed it to me, BUT the link in the email I got when I started the process says it's ""been received and is being processed"" which to me sounds like it's not finished. In either case I'm running out of time." "If I dress butch enough on the plane it'll probably be fine. Hell I could dress super femme and it would still be fine, just potentially more awkward. In any case, TSA doesn't check IDs to guess your gender for the body scanning machine, they just guess based on your appearance." But the next step would be scheduling seeing a local judge and THEN asking a newspaper to publish my name change and only THEN could I start the passport process if I want my actual name to be on it. "My research tells me getting a passport can take as little as two weeks if you do it in the winter and pay the expedited fee, so this was SOOOO close to lining up perfectly." It's just so frustrating because the FBI background check (the other thing I'm required to have to start this process) emailed me my results BEFORE WE EVEN LEFT DENVER THE SAME DAY. The guy at Identogo said 24 to 48 hours for my results. It's been 168. I really wanted to have my new name for visiting Canada in 3 weeks but the CBI background check part of my name change is taking way longer than I was told it would. Might have to cross the border with my deadname :/ I know a tweet of mine has made it on Trans Twitter when @CaseyExplosion likes it. We're not mutuals so that means it's made the full rounds. Seriously it's like clockwork. 100+ likes? Adorable sloth face in my mentions 💕 @AJisValid @KittenFemme hjkcvhgdfdhfgdd sometimes >> @AJisValid @KittenFemme im not lol @Jennimason0990 fghjdkasj;HJKHJKL;L nno >.> @KittenFemme i'm waaaay ahead of you 💕 https://t.co/5LVIIbjjMH @KittenFemme fdhfgd jjh yyes @KittenFemme th-thank you >.< @KittenFemme but i didd make them mytself hopnest! @KittenFemme i aM >.< i m made them myselffjf @EeveeRespecter @TheFrigidQueen @True_Degenerate @WilloIllo omg charlotte that's hecking ADORABLE @quatoria @EeveeRespecter oops i retweeted this i'm so sorry i'm trying to delete it Being an adult doesn't have to mean giving up dinosaur chicken nuggets https://t.co/Wg9s88nllJ "@Calliethulhu I get stressed out by that too. I really, really relate." "@Calliethulhu That's fair. I would try that myself but I just can't risk chasers DMing me. They really, really upset me. Being followed by them is bad enough." "@Calliethulhu (I set my DMs to ""only people I'm following"" mode since before I even had 100 followers. I don't know how you can stand that >_>)" @emuchaton Is the Classic beta still going? I haven't played since Blizzcon. Tired: Estrogen-based HRT can improve your sense of smell Inspired: Estrogen-based HRT can turn you into a massive muskslut 😍 @emuchaton i mean have you SEEN girls??? (or smelled them? 😍) These little goobers are the cutest things ever omg https://t.co/gHaEvNfcrU cock & behavioral torture "If Twitter pulls a Tumblr, I'm TransSalamander#4439 on Discord. The way we all communicate might change very soon. (Also read this thread)" Someone: ffs My last two brain cells: facial fucks surgery hey wow you read my mind any Irish girls want to whisper sweet nothings into my ear and make me weak in the knees? 😳💦 https://t.co/jegaYLZc96 "@GuildingLilly Being cis sounds so weird. Like, you just keep the gender your parents assigned you? Is that even healthy?" @cosmicladyrosa (But your accent IS very cute as are you :3) "@cosmicladyrosa See like, I need to say non-American accents I guess. Like I kind of mean a lot of different European accents, but any I'm not thinking of will probably turn me on too so I can't be too specific. But American accents don't do that for me I'm so sorry :P" @Calliethulhu what's so unfair about this is i've actually barely heard your accept which means you have a powerful weapon on your side callie you weren't the only one i was subtweeting for once but also you're the worst-best 😳😭💕 @ForeverFrskyFox Heeeey wait a second! 😳 @queerchangeling Short answer: 😳😍👀💕💦 Long answer: I can *promise* you exactly 0% of Americans need you to specify beyond the country. Like I can hear the difference but I don't know all the names. Also you could probably make be cum harder with just your accent. @erinbanneret @Calliethulhu Or starting a queer alpaca ranch in Colorado tbh oh goddess i missed some people i'm subtweeting liking this tweet help i'm too gay for this >.< "@Calliethulhu There are certain life goals that just exert powerful lesbian energies and this is one of them, damn" "No but seriously if I care about you at all, your sadness is mine. You don't have to believe if it but it's true." "dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow who is also me," @MapleReam M-moo? o.o "I'm an empath in the same way that I'm a witch: I'm fucking not because none of that is real, but it's a good shorthand and the world needs more magic honestly." @LewdEmmaDam wow this is such good advice it's going to be so safe @AJisValid No. That sounds way more negative than I intend. "How the fuck do I tell someone I really like that I'm not as into them as they're into me without hurting their feelings? I really do like them, I want a friendship with them (one that can even include fucking!) but I just feel so suffocated :/" @ASecretRobin It's the only moral thing to do at this point :3 i have a real knack for crushing hard on girls in the uk why do i keep doing this to myself i know i'm a gay slut for accents but this is ridiculous "@ASecretRobin It was adorable and I'd love some girldick, thank you :3 💕" @ASecretRobin gosh i suddenly feel an urge to visit the uk again why does this keep happening 🤔💕😍😘 "lol it's a video, not an article but I'm not looking at it either way" No but seriously TERFs claiming to fight for lesbians is fucking lesbian erasure. It just is. Cis lesbians who love us are real and not a minority. Trans lesbians are real. The entire framework of that article is flawed and will only fool shitty allies. "Dear fellow trans lesbians: Please continue to push girldick on me, in me, next to me, just all over me please." @KathrynGottmann They might all fit in that squished pokeball 🤔 I missed a few days but at least I had a bunch of stuff to build all at once! :3 Highlights include IG-88 and a hungry hungry husky 💕 https://t.co/zzPP9aGCl1 @Sabriality What a fantastic way to make orange less vibrant plz anyone that can sew i need this sweater also eating her out just made me hornier horny and exhausted i think horny is winning out "@Calliethulhu @ADirtyTrans btw that reminds me jen we should visit the uk apropos of nothing, of course" @XylariaVG Looks like that's what I'm doing then Tired: Jokingly saying straight men should leave dating women to us lesbians if they're gonna complain about eating pussy so much Inspired: Angrily insisting straight men should leave dating women to us lesbians if they're gonna complain about eating pussy so much DID YOU KNOW: @norintha's pussy tastes hecking amazing @Calliethulhu gosh mood "the fact that i'm a girl wouldn't shock the me of the past the fact that i'm a huge muskslut, however, probably would heck i'm still shocked i can't even form complete sentences after getting a good armpit huff it's so unfair" @TheSecretCallie *offers big hugs* 💕💕💕 @ButchPuppy my reputation precedes me @ButchPuppy FUND IT @HedgeMom Like your fursona is literally a fursuit? Honestly that's probably someone's fursona @HedgeMom *first fursuit I'm high @HedgeMom Yeah my first fursona is gonna have hips for days. It's a big portion of the appeal to me @emuchaton gosh i really wanna aurora your borealis tbh "@Calliethulhu Yeah it's like I'd love to stop capitalism and also stop sex trafficking too, Karen, but nothing is ever that simple." "Btw fuck you doubly for this horeshit. I want to delete this terrible app, fuck the factory settings. https://t.co/d7JeZpAwQW" Hey @facebook Fuck you. https://t.co/9gvK3d31jD @EeveeRespecter @Calliethulhu wow you give up quick no wonder your pets can domme you :3 @EeveeRespecter @Calliethulhu You act like I didn't know I was also flirting :P @Calliethulhu I've seen their work before and I'm pretty sure I'm following them somewhere lol @JesskaNightmare Self-medding is valid for some people. Pot works better for me too. @Calliethulhu It's an extremely good combo! Also I need some tops like that damn @Calliethulhu Impossible. You're too cute to forget 💕 "@olivebrinker Dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow" @olivebrinker Brave of you to assert that the surface around any hot dog is also a sandwich "It's remarkable how little my piercings hurt just a day later. I'm wearing big ol' headphones! I slept on my side! Both of these arrangements require a bit of care because enough pressure will spike the pain, but only up to a 2 on the pain scale." "@ValTheSpiderQ This, but unironically. Judy Hopps is a lesbian icon :V" "@JenApparently Skeletor might be evil, but he's no transphobe." @HedgeMom Unleash the block chain on their followers asap if you haven't already @EeveeRespecter @Calliethulhu @princessproto https://t.co/gr32wf9h2E @Calliethulhu You're an awesome friend and we have an awesome friendship!! 💕 "@ASecretRobin *eagerly awaits but not because she also dreams of being a denial slut too, nope*" heeeeey wait a second https://t.co/445iJXTTga @GoodWitchLeigh WOAH CONGRATS!! 💕 Also that's a really good word for that wow @wpgFactoid Thank you so much! I definitely will! 💕 "@wpgFactoid I mean I've been interested in piercings, tattoos & other body mods for a long time. I just needed the right people in my life to encourage me. But still, you're absolutely right. Now that I've gotten a taste I kinda want it all 💕" @erinbanneret I was a bit nervous at first but it was really fun! And now I want more. I want all the piercings lol I think next time I'm going for a nostril piercing! @L0VEWIRE Might be a leftover TERFBlocker thing? I recall you were a false positive on there a while back. Guess who just got her ears pierced for the first time! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/E44eigX7lw @ASecretRobin really? i figured you'd be *lot* wet being such a chastity slut 🤔 "@arbiterlentrax *resealable tin cans, rather" @arbiterlentrax That's a bad example. The DC Bombshells line were packaged in clear bags contained within tin cans that weren't even sealed. "@PennyOaken @Calliethulhu I speak from experience, tbh" @cherubelly TRUE FACTS WOW 💕 @PennyOaken @Calliethulhu Aesthetic additions to a game that don't add any competitive value still prey on people with addiction issues or even just collectors/completists who are bad with their money. Same basic reasons I'm against blind boxed toys. @FlaredFeline huge same @Calliethulhu The only excuse is the actual reason: It tricks people into spending more money than they normally would. Adding to this: Blind boxed toys "@GoodWitchLeigh ""Trying to be better"" he says as the literal first thing you see not at all sounding like a creepy, abusive, possessive boyfriend." "@nolapfau I wore my pants embarrassingly low in hindsight. Mostly because of my gut, but also because I couldn't care." (I probably would have had this realization sooner if I hadn't just started wearing proper girl clothes that fit me within the last month or so lol) "Thought of a good example to describe this feeling: Pre-transition I didn't know where my hips were. I *just now* realized ""Hey these pants fit way better up here. Oh! I guess these bumpy things are my hips!"" It sounds weird but thats how disconnected from myself I used to feel" How do I surf or fly in Let's Go Eevee? Now's about time in the game where I need surf to progress @ASecretRobin @emuchaton yeah that's what i was saying you dumb slut omg @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/OOvxhIS7YO @ASecretRobin @emuchaton yes but only because i bet you're at as desperate to be smothered as both emu & i so often are sounds like i'm right too! Gengar fucks @ASecretRobin @emuchaton a challenger to [being] the throne this is your friendly reminder that i'm a pathetic slut with a MASSIVE humiliation/degradation kink 👀💦 @WinterQueenErin @ASecretRobin gggfddhjj dsghhhggg k-kinda 💦💦 @ASecretRobin only when you stop describing me so perfectly! D:< @ASecretRobin listen i would totally top if i could like the heart is willing but the brain is to much of a pathetic slut 💦 i wish you the best of luck on your endeavor to be relentlessly teased though >:3 @ASecretRobin iiiiiiiiiii need to be caged WOW [Sex Death Revolution spoilers] [TERROR INTENSIFIES] https://t.co/7yRZBB5SPY [Sex Death Revolution spoilers] The central conflict of this story is uniquely terrifying to me as a trans lesbian like Esperanza. I desperately hope for a happy ending. https://t.co/3YRGmqUi8i @BellaRizinti listen just @ me next time jeez "first of all how dare you reveal this entirely true, worst kept secret of ours~ second of all, this thread is great and y'all should read it 💕" "@satsukitv Exactly! Or rather, much like every aspect of the trans experience, this sensation is impossible to fully describe, but that description accurately conveys an aspect of this feeling without painting the full picture, like drawing a 3d cube on a 2d plane." @junebyot Super awesome that that's a legitimate threat/concern in 2018. Super amazingly cool I just love it "Transitioning has given me an invaluable sense of oneness with my body that I didn't even know I lacked pre-transition I cant think of any examples that aren't TMI, but basically it's much easier to know what's wrong with my body when something does go wrong if that makes sense?" "I often joke that Tumblr turned me trans. The wording is a joke, but the spirit behind that statement is the truth. It breaks my fucking heart that the owners of the site cared for it so little." "But I still believed I didn't have dysphoria. I spent a decade of my life being certain of it It's why I'm so adamant that we keep that message going: You DON'T need dysphoria to be trans. And you might even find you have it anyway. If you wish you were trans like I did, YOU ARE" "I did have dysphoria, as it turns out. Wanting to be a gender that you weren't assigned at birth is a recognized form of dysphoria, and the wrong hormones in my system ensured I could barely feel what if anything felt wrong about my body." I've spent the last several hours hating on Tumblr but I do have one positive memory of that place: It was the first social media site I've ever used that very often had people repeating constantly that you don't need dysphoria to be trans 4 solid years of that cracked my shell @tinybird420 Girl smell is so good HRT rocks "I've been ignoring notifications for it for months, so this is a long time coming, but in hindsight I like that I did this in direct response to them overtly killing their platform. I hope a lot of people do the same and I hope Tumblr notices. They can still fuck off forever tho https://t.co/ZI9IBCGWOa" "So to have a site like that end by tacitly misgendering trans men while implementing an anti-porn, anti-sex worker bot that's already falsely flagging non-pornographic queer content feels especially ironic and heartbreaking. What a fucking depressing way to end 20gayteen." "Once upon the time it felt like Tumblr built as a haven for progressive, social justice-minded people or at the very least famously ended up with a community filled with people like that, intentionally or not." "@MorsRattus @EsserZed I wanted to say ""because we can't and have no interest in"" but I ran of characters. I decided the important part to highlight was the fact that even if it was possible, they still wouldn't do it." "Tumblr called them ""female-presenting nipples"" rather than ""female nipples"" or even ""female-identified nipples"" because what they're really saying is ""breasts aren't allowed and we don't have any interest in creating a bot that correctly genders trans men."" So yeah fuck Tumblr." Tired: Titty skittles Inspired: Female-presenting nipple treats @emuchaton @rozietoez Hey I beat you by 4 seconds lol My acronym skills are still pretty sharp lol https://t.co/PbiwIweowC @rozietoez Oh wait is it Female Erasing Trans Activist? @rozietoez I'm usually really good with acronyms but I'm drawing a blank here. Female (doubt it because they tend to insist that word is cis women) ??? Trans Adult is the best guess I got. (i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it) Tumblr: Not even Onceler @rozietoez @kroati1 @lisaquestions And now I really want to see that @starshpgirl There's a know your meme page about it but a) fuck that site and b) it's funnier to just present you with this: https://t.co/GxgqTB27DV "Tumblr began its life giving us the Onceler fandom, and ended by taking our female-presenting nipples away. That's definitely a legacy." (Fun unrelated fact but I was the one who registered askjudyhopps and never used it. I'm sorry to the proprietor of askofficerjudyhopps as I'm sure I was a source of endless frustration for them) "@deathpigeon letting me know I've finally hit the big leagues. The source of those images has almost certainly been deleted given that it was a Tumblr ask blog, but I'm glad its memory will live on lol https://t.co/uE2Fm8OSvw" "@suchnerve My kitty Takkun loves new smells so much. She'll often ask people to blow on her nose gently just to smell their breath, lol" "@rozietoez @lisaquestions Just like with the 80's, we're going to look back at the late 10's and wonder how the hell the entire world seemingly turned conservative overnight." "In all seriousness, though, you should read this thread instead of my shitpost. I really just wish I could say ""Us lesbians will just steal all the cheesecake from the cishets"" but it doesn't work that way. This stuff isn't being made for lesbians. https://t.co/WA51AHt2fc" "Other Transformers fans doing an amazing job they should be proud of: Transformers with ridiculously round tiddies is embarrassing, unnecessary and dumb Me, a disaster lesbian: did u say tiddy?" "@Cynon44 Yup! I never know whether to call myself a draftsman (technical term for a ""draw-er"" but kinda implies using a pencil and feels a bit misgender-y) or a digital painter (oversells my skill level imo) but I've been making 2d art basically my whole life." not to be a huge gay but https://t.co/5Rw3Zgrzfx @EeveeRespecter it's a super cute hat i gotta say thanks for wearing it I've been living with artist's block for nearly a year now. It hurts my soul to think about. A fancy new drawing toy won't solve that on its own but I can still ride the excitement I have for it to maybe pull myself out of this slump. Y'all's encouragement will help too 💕 "I love that y'all followed me for my words, but I am *so* goddamn excited to remind you that I make 2d art too." I've had a brand new tablet screen for drawing that I've been itching to practice on for weeks now but it's such a big & heavy piece of equipment I've had to wait until we had time to set it up. That time should be soon though! "This might've been due to how often I hornyfollowed on the platform (testosterone is a helluva drug y'all) but Tumblr had what felt like the biggest collection of highly skilled erotic artists on the entire internet & for it to be the site that went ""Fuck the porn"" just floors me" "@ChosenOfAshurha But I do have really good memories too. As an artist, nothing has compared to the inspiration Tumblr provided. The best artists congregated on that site for one reason or another and I've yet to end up with a timeline half as artistically inspirational as my Tumblr feed." @ChosenOfAshurha I'm so sorry :/ I know my experience isn't universal. It's just been surreal watching this from the sidelines & it's hard to avoid feeling like I was wisely jumping a sinking ship in hindsight. "@confusedophan Regardless, I've noticed it too. Obviously as a lesbian I feel wonderfully catered to with all the wlw content in recent years but I do think wlw ships are in general more palatable to cishet audiences than mlm ships and I think it's shitty when people try to deny or ignore that." @confusedophan There's been a lot of messy discourse surrounding that very observation. I recall a lot of folks getting upset at the implication that Ruby & Sapphire's wedding (as a recent example) was somehow easy to get produced but I know that's not what you & others are saying. "The growing trend of throwing sex workers under the bus all over the internet is extremely alarming & I wish Tumblr had wielded their power more responsibly, but my female-presenting nipples have been 110% done with that social media site the minute I needed to actually socialize" "The girlfriend I met on Twitter two summers ago is currently sleeping next to me in bed. Contrast with Tumblr, where I reached out to every trans person I knew the day I realized I was trans but the site made it so hard to form lasting friendships I got mostly crickets in return" I used Tumblr regularly for about 4 years but I switched to Twitter when I started transitioning because for whatever reason Tumblr has always been shit for meeting new friends In 1.5 years of using Twitter regularly I've *met AND fucked* as many friends as I ever made on Tumblr @ASecretRobin wow goals 💕 "Nothing doesn't exist, but does that extend to nobody?" "I have a lot of theories about what's going on in the story but I'm not sure if I want to try calling it now and risk embarrassing myself later. But I will say this: My honest-to-god first reaction to seeing this character was ""This is the eggiest egg to ever egg."" https://t.co/49qbdyvVaN" This is... wow. I really want to dive into the second issue right now but it's late enough that I'm falling asleep. I had been meaning to read some of Visaggio's work for a while now and I'm really glad I started with this story. https://t.co/iZuP2udQUx "@princessproto (I have another Sylveon and this gives me an idea for an adorable ""group selfie"" we can take when I visit :3c)" @princessproto SAME HAT!! 💕💕💕 @princessproto Do you have the Halloween 2018 plushie too? :3 I had to buy her on eBay because the American Pokemon Center site was sold out and now I know the truth: Pokemon Center plushies directly from Japan have WAY COOLER HANG TAGS WTF THEY APPARENTLY CHANGE THE TAGS WHEN IMPORTING THEM HERE TO BORING SQUARES https://t.co/kui1LAhWwr @EeveeRespecter what are you doing in my house??? https://t.co/Tws8aOzM8z "20gayteen was good, actually" @ASecretRobin wow mood @emuchaton girlballs are perfect it's just science @WolfieTwit untag me please @TrexPushups I have a G1 Snarl in terrible condition lol "Fun fact but most people are probably most familiar with the Bowling for Soup version of that song but believe it or not, their version is a COVER of that song." Her two kids In high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With https://t.co/HBhH3OnaWU @WolfieTwit Twitter defaults to including the person who retweeted a tweet when you reply. You saw her tweet because I retweeted it. Just take care to untag people when you're replying to someone you're not following or familiar with. @WolfieTwit https://t.co/yIRuErhBB9 "@cosmicladyrosa Your voice is really, really cute and femmey is why!" "@ASecretRobin So people can bully and tease you, silly!" Cis people: get your shit together https://t.co/NlsgQpSpUJ So let's add to that list I tweeted earlier. Transphobia is: - Real - Cis people's fault - Prevalent virtually everywhere - Embarrassingly easy to fix - Harmful to cis people as well @SapphicTactics That was it! So an already pleasant interaction just got retroactively even more pleasant. Thanks! 💕 Attention cis people: Transphobia hurts you too. "While leaving W*l-M*rt, the lady at the door wanted to see our receipt. I would've been mad for being singled out like that, but what she said was: ""Can I see your receipt, ma'am?"" Hey if you gender me correctly, you can absolutely implicitly accuse me of theft all you want 💕" @SissaDreki SUPER gay 💕 @TripleStaff Gaydar is real and should be trusted 💕 "Flirting online is of course very different, but take it from me: It's *very* good practice. Because you never know when a cute queer woman will show up and compliment you! :3" Cute W*l-M*rt employee walking in the other direction: I love your [DVa] hoodie! Me: (I was tunnel visioning what's happening?) Thank you! Cutie: And your glasses! Me: I love you [rainbow] pins! Cutie: Thank you! Me now awkwardly far away but still walking: I love *your* glasses! So it turns out that in a pinch I'm able to go from 0 to flirting without much trouble if any unexpected queer women happen to show up. "@supportingbeamu Used to be no, but I took these little blue pills for a while and now it's yes :3" "My trans superpower is fearlessly entering the women's bathroom with any trans friend that's too scared to go in alone. I can only do this while protecting a trans sibling though, so its application is somewhat limited lol" "@CodeWitchJen Being gay is the hecking best, I highly recommended it 💕" "@WhatTheFolflion Dogs and cats have a relatively recent common ancestor, which is why you get dog hardware running on cat software (foxes) and cat hardware ruining on dog software (hyenas) :3" @subbykitty_ what if you're both tho @behsss 💕💕💕 "@WhatTheFolflion Eevee a member of carnivora, which includes both" @behsss I was following your other Twitter and I thought I should follow your main too :3 @GoodWitchLeigh I'm getting bottom surgery and that's still a mood :/ @DrShitfaced @cosmicladyrosa probably get all blushy and flustered <.< @DrShitfaced @cosmicladyrosa th-this is bullying! >.> @DrShitfaced OMG FHHJHGGFFDDDGHHgghgddddghjn >.< 💦 @RuthRaise 😳😳😳💕💕💕 @bunnarchist https://t.co/lQS9YUHmbq Did that voice come out of me??? I must be doing something right with this voice thing >_> @bunnarchist https://t.co/ddyhxAYjIB 💕💕💕 https://t.co/fqUMKE0bRu MY FAVORITE POKEMON IS ONE OF THE RIDABLE ONES https://t.co/zLjsJkc1JK Tired: Cat girls Wired: Snake women My team so far https://t.co/O3C2sg5tvy Takkun is such a snuggly kitty 💕 https://t.co/hDE2g3uU1J @Bootstrap_Alice None that I know of :/ literally my first cartoon crush saying I'm less beautiful than her and honestly I'm 1000% okay with this she's allowed to insult me as much as she wants https://t.co/CEfQlnPb8y Any Pokemon game that lets me dress like Team Rocket is instantly one of my favorite Pokemon games by default https://t.co/XKNFw3Cyfh @LewdEmmaDam seriously near the top of my list of things i'm looking forward to @QuestForTori I mean it helps that you're incredibly cute :3 "@Calliethulhu I think it's useful as ""talking to cis people kid gloves"" language. If someone described my gender that way, I'd correct them, but if someone described their own gender that way, it wouldn't bother me." "If you ever see an artist post WIP pics? Retweet/like that shit. That's an artist who might need some encouragement to keep going because sometimes creating takes a lot of effort. I've been there many, many times. And once they post their finished piece? Retweet THAT even harder" @PrissyOrcGF I've always wanted to be branded! Serious goals! They look so cool! 😍 @policyshift_fgc Hell yes this silly tweet is reborn! https://t.co/8fM4aYji2l ONE HUNDRED AND NICE https://t.co/F8wx2YaVaS "@BellaRizinti I'm mainly gay because , ggirl s" "oh my god did i seriously just unpause game grumps to hear arin say ""women don't have prostates""? (he's explaining why he doesn't get why women would like anal but can the universe please not be this exactly perfectly terrible jesus)" @Orc_tids @cass4edinburgh @BellaRizinti Us queers invented bdsm so it's kind of a chicken and egg thing My brain: Today's a dysphoria day. Let's dwell on all the parts of your body you hate. Me: What's that? Smoke more pot? Brain: Dysphoria. Me: Marijuana? Brain: D - Y - S Me: W - E - E "@WhatTheFolflion I haven't played it and don't intend to, but I just hear everyone complaining about it. They already fixed everything?" "My brain just thought the words ""Fallout 76: A Realm Reborn"" Now it's in your brain too, enjoy" @upandoutcomic You look amazing! 💕💕💕 @TransBus_girl The fact that you're asking proves that you are 💕 Day two hitting hard with Rose Tico hell yes! Also this boy came with double the money he was supposed to so I bet he's stoked. https://t.co/C3DpRoavJ1 @erinbanneret @cosmicladyrosa @deathpigeon *might steal it (i'm high) "@erinbanneret @cosmicladyrosa @deathpigeon Actually Vikky Whynot would be a good porn name too, I mean steal it" @deathpigeon vikky no "From here it's the part where actions speak louder than words. I'm not sure what more I wanted from his words, but what we got doesn't feel like enough. I dunno." "The entire response could be read one of two ways: - Actual Nice Guy Doing His Best is trying his best to give a fair and honest recounting of everything - Maybe Not So Nice Guy is really good at sounding like he's woke and sorry, but also adept at sowing doubt for the victims" "It also irks the hell of out me that he takes time to tell us that the woman making the worst accusation, that he drugged and raped her, WAS an aspiring astrophysicist like him BUT NOW makes YouTube videos about magical tuning forks. Come the FUCK on, Neil." "He just lays those statements out and then moves on. He doesn't make any value judgements on them, just says them up front before recounting what he remembered of the three accusations. And that doesn't sit right with me." "I'm really not sure how to take Tyson's response. There are aspects that look promising. But then, he also reminds us at the very beginning that during accusations like these ""Emotions bypass due-process"" & ""In any claim, evidence matters.""" @Sabriality But what it she's NOT flirting??? @MokiAwa Sounds potentially really gay! "@MokiAwa That's way more important than tweeting, I support you in this endeavour" "@emuchaton emu you can't tell me this rhymes while also saying it's not pronounced ""chat-un""" "This guy used to comment on how the gym only has female trainers in it. I appreciate the edit, but like maybe just remove the pervy guy entirely? Just a thought. https://t.co/2gQsF4VUCW" @cyberwitchlexi @taye3m it's true they confirm it in hyrule historia Cute! https://t.co/Yjl8VhEfId "It's still December 1st where I am and I'm nice and cross faded, let's do this 💕 https://t.co/hMjFOfJe9c" "@cosmicdicks @LewdEmmaDam @ADirtyTrans Yup, and we don't have asthma either. To keep the kind of high we usually have going, you gotta take care of your lungs lol" One of my favorite characters from Sun/Moon is back! https://t.co/3X7sPpuE9o Perfect https://t.co/Be4ehagkSa @Anarcho_Vampire Dugs do it duggie style? "Instead of following you, Onyx just let's you ride on it. ... Best Pokemon game ever. https://t.co/tjeBkZynUU" @QuestForTori imma big girll why doesnt anyonne believe meee? >.< "@MapleReam I have several fursonas but you're absolutely right, one of them needs to be a cow!" @MapleReam Now onto Moocember! (Who ever said cows were good at naming things? :3) @princessproto :O It's super effective!! @princessproto (The what?) I mean I have lots of Pokemon stuffies of varying sizes. There will be many soft Pokemon frens coming with me regardless! :3 @princessproto Also I don't know if she'll fit in my suitcase but we should battle! >:3 https://t.co/DBpXefeJca @princessproto THAT'S SUCH A BIG MAGNEMITE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY MADE THOSE!! :O THANK HECKING ARCEUS https://t.co/CKQHhFBAxu ALSO I DIDN'T KNOW THE POKEBALL ACCESSORY WAS A CONTROLLER I LOVE THIS GAME I swear I'm an adult https://t.co/ZWHKDelFwo @emuchaton as an artist i'm qualified to call this high art @PrissyOrcGF I love that feeling so much! Gender euphoria is the greatest feeling in the world 💕 @Calliethulhu Mood. I'm not the biggest fan of myself either. But I'm a big fan of you and I think you're really special 💕 @ButtGoblin666 As someone who sometimes makes art: Fuck that guy and also sex work is art. @MapleReam Moooooooo! Moo. :3 @tinybird420 My kitty Takkun likes the baby hold and I appreciate her so much for that fact @LitmusKitten Just a silly little toy who thought she was human~ @KittenFemme @TenaciousRanch b-big girl! >.> @EeveeRespecter I'm doing this for you and no other reason ... *wiggle* @KittenFemme @TenaciousRanch HDHSKGJFHDUDHEHEJfhhhhsssdg i dun need a booster! >.< @KittenFemme @TenaciousRanch fvhhhg ddfgnnbddf >.< imma big girl I don't know what you're implying >.> We finally got our new ranch vehicle! 💕 @TenaciousRanch https://t.co/IPPETMDzeq Y'all thought it was a shitpost but it was a kinkpost all along! Seriously though that's the hottest way to find out you're merely synthetic. Just going about your day and suddenly you realize the simplest tasks designed by real people to trick toys are impossible for you now~ @stellahymmne I'm just getting ahead of it all and saying I am already @stellahymmne EXACTLY "Wait a second, you can remember passing these before! Why isn't it working now? You're just as real as any other girl! Aren't you?" Being a synthetic AI girl sounds like kinky fun & games until you realize you can't prove to a captcha you're not a robot "I figured I should pick this up, given the banner that I use, lol https://t.co/dKPrnuIIg8" "On my god 5 hours later and I finally notice... ""District"" impression? Really, phone? I meant ""distinct."" Ugh." @emuchaton made from free range emus "@aaayyitsnoah You should know that respectability politics is on a short list of pet peeves of mine that includes things like gatekeeping of all kinds. In other words you're not going to get what you want out of this conversation. If I've upset you that much, please just unfollow me." @aaayyitsnoah Are we saying he's an ally or queer himself? He should be ashamed. Are we saying he doesn't have an opinion on homophobia or transphobia at all? He should be educated. Either way I'd do what I did again a thousand times over. "@aaayyitsnoah If he doesn't want to be called homophobic, he shouldn't work at a notoriously homophobic company. Ignorance doesn't earn my sympathy. If anything it pisses me off more." "He actually tried ""Happy Holidays"" after my first ""Fuck you"" but I misremembered. That's only relevant because I LOVE the fact that his first instinct, that I was angry at ""Merry Christmas"" was COMPLETELY wrong. No one cares about your war on Christmas. Stop being bigots." "(Addendum: Right before we left I said to Jen ""I'm sorry in advance."" When I flipped the guy off, Jen joined me, and then back in the car she asked ""Why did you say sorry?"" Mistress approved too after I told her what happened. I love this family 💕)" "It was a rush of adrenaline. That last ""Fuck you"" was shouted across the parking lot clear as day for probably 20 or so customers in various stages of parking, entering & leaving. Sometimes cishet people need to deal with an angry queer. Y'all have it too easy." Bell ringer as we're leaving: Merry Christmas! Me: Fuck you! BR: You folks have wonderful Christmas! Me (turning around to face him as I continue to walk away and flipping him double birds): It won't be with your homophobic ass ringing a bell! BR: Merry Christmas! Me: Fuuuck you! "The Salvation Army bell ringer was saying ""Merry Christmas"" to everyone entering & leaving the Wal-Mart in addition to the incessant bell ringing that just sounds like ""We're giant bigots, give us money!"" to me now. I was in a mood. And I had an idea." @satsukitv (also I'm all the things on your list 👀) @satsukitv my plan to make a new mutual by identifying the nerdy reference worked flawlessly! 💕 https://t.co/4JAjJkrpiZ @emuchaton @KittenFemme i mean i don't claim to speak for all musksluts b-but that sounds reasonable >_> 💦 @satsukitv Is that... a Winamp reference? "I swear I could DM ""Hi"" to someone and if they don't reply in two minutes I worry that I ruined our friendship. That's on me, that's an issue I have to work out, but it's rough. >_>" @princessproto (Alexis is a really cute name tho! There's a reason so many of us gravitate towards it :3) @princessproto I thought mine was too until I learned it's Birdo's Japanese name 😭 @transgirlinSEA ...but going from an assumed cishet white guy to to a white trans woman is enough of a shift to know that this world is deeply unjust and that marginalized people are the only ones anyone should listen to to learn about marginalization. "@transgirlinSEA I appreciate the whiplash experiencing this gives me, though. Obviously I can't know what racism feels like to experience, and as a white person I'm not suddenly blameless because I transitioned..." "@transgirlinSEA Part of how I know this is transphobia is because we're all white. And I know for any POC hearing me talk about all this, it's the least surprising thing ever." @Orc_tids I LOOOOOVE being called a good girl omg 💕 Cishet men demand adulation at all times for being ordinary because they grew up being implicitly told by the patriarchy that their boringness made them special. trying to think of something to say that could add to the hilarity of just these two screenshots on their own as I fall out of my chair laughing https://t.co/9cahPEyf6R "I can be little, I can be a drone, I can be a breeding cow (moo~ :3)... my kink list will probably never stop growing and I love that." "There are so many amazing kinks that can scratch that subby itch in so many different exciting ways. Kink is so awesome, y'all" @MapleReam M-moo! 😳😍 @MapleReam Oh that's a good idea you're bound to get kisses from lots of cuties!! "There's no ""trans women are thieves"" stereotype that I'm aware of. Not that the existence of that stereotype would justify the harassment we always receive when *gasp* buying things, but I'm just illustrating that cis people will FIND an excuse to be transphobic if they have to." "We've been stocking up the ranch lately and at several different stores now, security has followed us for the entire shopping trip because we committed the unforgivable sins of: - Filling up the cart in preparation of giving the store lots of money - Being trans" "@CookieCyboid I mean, I know but I really want to blame Monty Python" I get the district impression that most cis people would rather die than admit transphobia is - Real - Prevalent virtually everywhere - Their fault - Embarrassingly easy to fix if they ever stop being whiny asshats about it Me: Wow I guess a ton of British comedians are transphobic I wonder why? Also me: I'm like 99% sure John Cleese once said in an interview that men in dresses is literally the purest form of comedy Also also me: Maybe building so much nerd culture around Monty Python was a mistake @EeveeRespecter @KittenFemme TRANSitive property :P @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @princessproto @Calliethulhu I was gonna get all pretend offended that I wasn't on the list but honestly that looks a lot like my top three :V "If you think your rules justifiably led to the traumatic harassment of one of your trans students, that means you need to fix your fucking rules. I can promise you that no one who was angered by that video feels any better after reading your non-apology. I hope you get sued." @hanaacuddlygirl Don't forget Pokemon S&M "@CaseyExplosion I'm almost afraid to ask, but... does he eat the children?" @GoodWitchLeigh anything for the greater good of the weed number @Speed_Freak01 oh no another seeker mold i want to collect D: 👀👀👀 https://t.co/Oy7Mr5tu43 @KathrynGottmann You're so hecking welcome 💕 @Vangelus I guess it makes sense that kids watch your videos too but like I think I just aged 30 years. @EeveeRespecter 👀👀👀😮😉💕 @EeveeRespecter 👀 @princessproto FACT: Magnemite is one of the funnest Pokemon to doodle "@ButtGoblin666 It's your dark and edgy reboot, The Emu" @IcyQueenSara aaaaayyyy fuck those people @Calliethulhu Honestly my favorite thing about Homestuck is that for a long time you'd find trolls at Literally Every Conceivable Convention. Like I mainly went to My Little Pony cons and they were always there too. "@Calliethulhu I mean, I'm pretty sure I was interested by chapter 2, but it's still kind of a gauntlet." "@Calliethulhu I once got all the way past chapter 1 and I think somewhere in chapter... let's say 3 maybe? I ran out of steam and thought, ""I'll come back to this when it's done."" Narrator's voice: She didn't come back to it" @CookieCyboid Even better! 💕 @IcyQueenSara @EeveeRespecter Little Doctor Dumbass has a nice ring to it @d_m_elms That'd be ironic given their main series has an extremely popular TV show from what I hear. "@IcyQueenSara @EeveeRespecter It's the perfect cover, really" @CookieCyboid is an airhead twink kinda like a bimbo? 🤔 @chrismcfeely True facts! (And of course only now do I realize her knee plate shifted while posing her. It's very fiddly!) "I KNEW I must have been missing something because I remember thinking Titanika was way better than she felt when I finally got her. Both the elbows and the shoulders have extra joints I missed. Thank you for making this video like 2 years ago, @Vangelus! https://t.co/PLha0Nfedz https://t.co/cm7GAi6eSr" "Nothing will ever justify that price tag but given that I kinda can't not buy this (conceptually it's what I would consider the closest thing to a perfect Optimus for my tastes), I gotta say this looks really, really fucking good with its paint apps. https://t.co/nuNvuI7mPC" @QuestForTori I've literally never told my mom I'm an atheist. She had to figure it out on her own and I refuse to talk about it when she brings it up (which she's given up doing). All three of her kids turned into non-believers lol nice https://t.co/r2k2mCLmEw "Hey y'all you should follow Kat who's one of my best friends ever and not at ALL the inspiration for my name, nope. >.>" @transgirlinSEA @TrexPushups @maritronic9k It sucks so hard because no one gets to choose where they're born. You just either win that lottery or lose it :/ Of course cis people designed that. @TrexPushups I'm very lucky to have a really awesome Endo. I know for most trans folks it's a lot harder :/ Gatekeeping sucks ass. @AppleChipsTVG I think there's a decent chance we'll see Diamond & Pearl remakes during Gen VIII on Switch (which Let's Go isn't officially a part of but I wouldn't be surprised if it uses a similar engine) I'd be 100% okay with the Let's Go series just being remakes of the third entries of each gen. Both Crystal and Emerald (hoo boy especially Emerald) are some of the most beloved Pokemon games the franchise has. "Despite not loving the name they went with for this line, I'm really impressed with the packaging." @uselessneetgirl Yuuuuuup! "It kinda feels weird to word it that way, but my doctor literally had to sign a piece of paper saying I'm a girl so the DMV would give me an F. Cis people." Fingerprinting for my name change: Done Endo: Has signed a paper saying I'm a girl I am only a few short steps away from legally changing my name and gender marker!! 💕💕💕 "You have 6 followers, Jamie." @tainkirrahe (I also have a massive weakness for Megatron which I'm sure you're not at all familiar with yourself :P) @tainkirrahe How my mind so often reacts to this renaissance of Bayformer toys: Me: Ugh I really hate those designs Also me: But he looks so screen-accurate and posable! Also also me: ... Also also also me: *buys* "@cyberslutlexi i wasnt corrupted, i swear! this stuff just looks cute, is all >_>" @JenApparently I guess I was thinking of the Fantoys one? I just know that recently (last year or so) one was announced with a way too tiny head and I hate that one :P @Valkyrie497 @JenApparently Masterpiece-alike. Azelea's too small for that :P (I own one too) @JenApparently There's been exactly one announced Masterpiece-alike third party Arcee I've liked the proportions of and I forgot what her name was. I'm sure this isn't her but now my OCD is itching @JenApparently I need to see it. I have to know. @deathpigeon Yeah I'd take out the parts where she kills a dog and dies @deathpigeon There's another edit I'd suggest https://t.co/c4HekWW1bF @OneLameShark "Just saying, if the cis listened to us about how shitty gender reveal parties are, this definitely wouldn't have happened." @IcyQueenSara @Triclilith gosh that's adorably wholesome & gay :3 💕 "@XylariaVG Got it to work finally! The invite link was being weird, I dunno" @XylariaVG I'm only in 17. I already tried restarting too :/ "@tiger @behsss I didn't think you were that much older than me! And I met you in person first, lol. It's definitely a meme on the gayer parts of social media if nothing else!" @IcyQueenSara I'd be down for that :3 "Thanks for the stickers, @OneLameShark! I had the perfect place for 'em! 💕 https://t.co/kMdmEZ5XqG" "@uselessneetgirl @Estrus_flask Ed can hack anything, AND it's the future. She could probably get any transition care she'd need, including HRT." "@HedgeMom The action in this is really, really skillfully done here! Lots of kinetic energy. I've tried to make pieces look this frenetic in the past so I know how much skill that takes!" "@Estrus_flask I mean, I'd love for Ed to be a trans man, but then it would be nice if they didn't misgender them in the show. Either way I think it's fair to say Ed is trans." @ASecretRobin @ChastityQueer I think I described mine too >_> @h00fdiver Binx is lucky I love him so much :P "- Takkun will eat his portion if I take too long - If I don't approach him carefully/slowly enough, he'll run again - He picks up on my frustration, causing him to run more" "At dinner time, Binx loves to run away and make me chase him. He wants me to pick him up and put him in front of his wet food, but frustratingly:" "@deathpigeon I really want to say ""Clever girl"" but I don't wanna misgender you" @Estrus_flask Ed identities as a girl despite literally everyone assuming she's a boy. We don't know what she was assigned at birth. "@starshpgirl more of an ageplay shitpost, really" "@FlaredFeline I mean I posted my tum in that thread too (I didn't suck in) and you can see for yourself I got one heck of a tum. So honestly, feels. I'd like to be thinner too." "i'm JUST saying that if littles wanted to rise up, we'd probably outnumber the caregivers" @FlaredFeline FWIW having seen your tum I think it looks hecking adorable 💕 @emuchaton if i could stop being so fucking subby i would but like i can't not be dominated constantly okay??? "Fuck I just realized. Whoever's in charge of the live action Cowboy Bebop reboot: PLEASE cast a trans woman to play Ed. Do not pretend like she won't be seen as trans by literally everyone, even cis people." @emuchaton back to wholesome tweets i see "@gwen_no_fear Turns out 90% of my love of boobs pre-transition was due to wanting them myself, so same lol" "@Roodypatooti It's really not worth it, no. Which is why I'm mad that I'm probably still gonna buy one >.<" @AnnieTheBruce I use a massage wand now and it's a fucking godsend for me tbh "@AnnieTheBruce I theorize that once the haze of T was lifted, it caused the nastier parts of my genital dysphoria (not just wanting a vagina but actively hating having a penis) to become more apparent to me. T is a helluva drug." "@AnnieTheBruce Yeah for me, pre-transition I didn't mind touching my dick, or anyone else touching it, I didn't sit to pee and I masturbated a ton. But I never stopped wanting a vagina as soon as I knew what a vagina was." "@ClockworkQTDoll Lore-wise, there's several different continuities. Beast Wars is part of the G1 continuity: https://t.co/suftVHlJ6d" "There are moments when I feel a tiny bit guilty that luck was on my side to the point that it will have only taken about 3 years from coming out to getting GRS, but then I remember how long the actual wait has been." "I've had what I now know was genital dysphoria since age 12 or so. By the time I get the surgery I need to finally start feeling like my body is mine, I'll have waited 20 years." "@ClockworkQTDoll It depends. Do you want to buy: - Toys on retail shelves right now (cheapest) - Old BW toys from the 90s (prices vary but in general pricier than retail) - Masterpiece figures (high-end collector's figures, usually $100+ - Third party figures (highest quality, most expensive)" @waitworry https://t.co/XgOEtt8nlo What I tell my doctor: I'm getting a vaginoplasty so I can have penetrative sex. What I actually mean: I'm getting a vaginoplasty so I can lock it up forever like the chastity slut I know I am 🔒💦 @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin oh yeah i guess you have first hand experience :V SUCH a bad influence on me~ Seriously the SECOND I learned that most girls get to have something way more awesome called a vagina I felt incredibly cheated. @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin that would be sooooo frustrating having a vagina and not being able to use it >.< can't decide if i love or hate the idea... (spoilers I love it) @ChastityQueer @ASecretRobin oh heck i could use one of those 👀💦 Today's episode of Eons seems relevant to @CaseyExplosion (apologies if I'm the 500th person to alert you to this) https://t.co/j0gZenbHdZ My girldick is NOT large by any definition and yet it feels like SUCH a huge waste of flesh ugh @behsss ilyu2 💕💕💕 "@behsss If you're looking for volunteers, I'm willing to help! For medical reasons, of course." @Queen_jess4 Thanks! 💕 "Ladies, if he - Reminds you of the babe What babe? - The babe with the power What power? - The power of voodoo Who do? - You do! Do what? - Reminds you of the babe That's not your man, that's Jareth the Goblin King" "@ASecretRobin @emuchaton emu ""selfie stick in her ass"" chaton? totally out of character!" @emuchaton @ASecretRobin seriously taking notes on your lewd selfie skills i have so much to learn @ASecretRobin Tuuuuum!! 💕 (Taking this pic went against every selfie instinct I have >.>) https://t.co/QIXsKioAX0 "@ExistentialEnso I thought for sure she was already like chaotic neutral if not anti-hero? Jen assures me I'm misremembering lol Regardless though, the new show sounds really interesting." @Valkyrie497 (I preordered it :3) "@ASecretRobin My dick, but better because it's removable and I can't constantly feel it :P" "@ASecretRobin That's the lewdest, hottest thought omg <3" "@ASecretRobin Honestly, thank you for sharing before I lost my chance! :3" "I've now associated that damn ringing bell outside of stores around the holidays with anti-queer bigotry, can they get rid of those too?" "@ASecretRobin And even giving it to someone else could be deliciously kinky. It's a good idea, tbh" @ASecretRobin (also that's a great display name :P) "@ASecretRobin You know, previously I've dismissed the idea, but hearing it worded that way now kinda makes me wanna go for it" "@fluttergirly The oldest one is in WW as a statue, tho :P" @TheCatMom Headlight nipples are a time-honored tradition in Transformers :P "And what's hilarious is, the G1 version of Bee didn't take advantage of the VW Beetle shape either! All those rounded curves, wasted! I seriously think Bumblebee Movie Bumblebee (gotta be a better way to say that) is the best iteration of Bumblebee ever from a design standpoint. https://t.co/Cos0EywyHk" "But in 2007, we had to be edgy, so Bumblebee was a Camaro. The only good thing we got out of that imo is that I still see that style of Camaro (paint job and everything) driving around to this day and I get to yell, ""Hey Bumblebee!"" https://t.co/Z7kVTJMXbp" @erinbanneret Thank you so much for all your advice! 💕💕💕 I mean I'm glad they finally did it (I bought the MP figure of him and everything!) but I'm still floored it took them this long. https://t.co/vBPKjj4o0P "I'd like to highlight the fact that it took them 11 fucking years to combine ""lovable robot friend who was originally a VW beetle"" with ""the rounded aesthetic that Volkswagen intentionally designed to look cute and perfected over half a century ago"" https://t.co/PbSUpyfHWt" @CuddlePotato These are test shots. The real one will be painted :P @Calliethulhu Much love for what I know is an extremely terrible experience 💕 And of course because cis people made it you have to suffer through it while experiencing ever increasingly wrong levels of hormones. @cyberslutlexi #0464 is such a good drone! "@erinbanneret That makes sense. I suspect my ""focusing solely on the pleasure of others issue"" is one I need to work on to solve most of this." "@ThatQueenMab My partners are really good about that too. And we communicate a LOT. Hearing that I'm not alone feeling this way though really helps, thank you <3" "She's too fiddly for my tastes (which is why I'm only taking the one picture, at least for now), but she's also the only Strika that looks this good so I'm still happy with my purchase!" acquired big gorl 💕 https://t.co/mpJkcju6Oe Why am I paying over twice the price? MP-10 looks cartoon-y enough to me. Where the fuck are they hiding the value? Star Saber costs less! I truly don't understand. "Look, I've spent hundreds on toys before. Ultra Magnus was almost $200. Dinobot I'm gonna have to get on the secondary market & that's easily $300. I sold MP-10 last year for some quick cash & I prefer the cartoon aesthetic so I figured I'd wait for this one to replace it but... https://t.co/UegS8ZtvK0" "@JenApparently Skywarp is that one friend that everyone always ""forgets to invite""" @LitmusKitten like i was being vocal? I know this isn't a big deal but I'm just confused sorry :/ @AJisLewd there's lots of ways to have sex with a trans girl but I'm not in any state to explain them right now sorry @LitmusKitten I still don't follow? @EkaA02493443 I'm afraid on going on ANY T :/ "@ThatQueenMab Also ""too focused on giving pleasure than receiving"" to soooooo me, damn. Where's the weekly meeting for sufferers of that issue? :/ Like seriously it's almost all I'm thinking about during sex and it's the source of a lot of this anxiety" "@ThatQueenMab And the frustrating part is it's so hard to talk about! ALL of my partners have done the thing they should do and say ""We don't have to have sex if you don't want to!"" But that doesn't fix the issue. I *do* want to have sex. Except apparently I don't." "I hate those moments during sex when I don't know what to do next. I can't be the only one who has those, right?" "Just a fair warning if we ever meet up in person: 90% of the slut you think I am is merely what I wish I was. Often because when I finally meet someone, I get overwhelmed by the pressure to do well that I usually just say I can't do sex tonight :/" @PennyOaken I'm too scared of T "Most of that last concern stems from how hard it is to continue to pleasure someone while they're using basically the only pleasure buttons I can allow anyone to touch. And my nipples orgasms are, if nothing else, *extremely* distracting for me >_>" It's probably the low T. Possibly my dysphoria? My biggest fear is that I get less and less into sex longer I know sometime. I always feels like there's this immense pressure to make my partner happy during sex and I worry I'm bad at that too. "@cyberwitchlexi @Marxism_Wokeism damn, called out" why is it I'm SO often not in the mood for sex despite wishing I was :/ @gwen_no_fear How very abusive of them If you're into women and you say you don't like girldick? That's how we know you've never tried it. And you should try it sometime because girldick is the fucking best! @ZJemptv One of the many reasons I don't understand cishet men. Girldick fucking ROCKS "@PrissyOrcGF I don't think I'd ever be able to get them, but those ears continue to be goals. They look INCREDIBLE 💕" @gwen_no_fear (None of these disprove your points I'm just still salty about my snek women lol) @gwen_no_fear - I'm bored to tears by Greek mythology - I spent months trying to make Gorgon tribal work only for Phyreka to be competently awful - Also no Gorgons smaller than 3 mana to this day making a true tribal deck impossible D: But I'm sure other people loved the plane :P "@PrissyOrcGF @LucyDoyleSequel Big end touches the big number! Or if you like, the crocolisk eats the big number :3" @PrissyOrcGF @LucyDoyleSequel I'm a troll and we're sometimes good with blood. But more to the point you got your greater than sand less than symbols reversed :V @LitmusKitten i want to be teased tho? @ExistentialEnso I don't remember what the canned food consisted of but my dad was a computer programmer so of course same Having worked at an animal shelter: This doesn't actually surprise me. They make up for it by being your best friend tho :3 @erinbanneret I might need to investigate this further 👀💦 @pixelandthepen EXACTLY @MapleReam i d-don't think that's where those go o.o @cyberslutlexi oh gosh i kinda felt that way just reading your tweet >.< @princessproto 2am is fun 4am is when I know it's really insomnia @AdrienneCohea They banned the Nazi runner after a few hours of acting like they wouldn't. @acutebitten r-really? o.o what's a little gotta do to be teased around here smh @princessproto omg i wanna see pics when you get it!! 💕 @princessproto I LOVE HER SO MUCH Ekans fren arrived a day late but I'm just glad to see her! 💕 https://t.co/PwZrXGyzo1 Hey it's cool GDQ did the right thing. Eventually. Kinda can't just wash away the hours of disappointment and distrust y'all let stew in people's minds tho can you? I don't know that I'll be watching again. must it? "@Queen_jess4 Yes, because that's what Optimus Prime looks like." @cosmicladyrosa Or out of Chop Shop's dumpster! :V https://t.co/fe6LKDPptE @Queen_jess4 It's more similar to what Optimus Prime actually looks like :P Like if they all had just looked like that 11 years ago there'd be *way* more Bayformer stans today. Hell I'd probably be one of them-- I do kinda like the Marky Mark ones. Fucking finally. @cyberslutlexi i'm such a notoriously dumb slut that Mistress & Jen tease me about it constantly 😭 @ADirtyTrans HGGDDDJKJ CGhjjvdfhvdfjjer >< 💦 hot take but: moo :3 @norintha HEY! >.< 💦 @IcyQueenSara @EeveeRespecter @WilloIllo @Triclilith 👀👀👀💦 @IcyQueenSara @EeveeRespecter @WilloIllo @Triclilith oh my god this is so cute-hot @IcyQueenSara h-heck 💦 @norintha @EeveeRespecter It's a synthetic evil clone of Judy Note also: She's like 4 times taller than normal @EeveeRespecter charlotte why @MattyFranklyn Pretty sure Attack of the Clones is better from what I hear. Desolation of Smaug too I bet @ChastityQueer (Yours looked like an eternity collar is the only reason I mentioned it >.>) @ChastityQueer My eternity collar is taking so long to be delivered >.< But they're really the only place that makes collars like that so I just have to wait :/ @norintha 👀👀👀 @cyberslutlexi now this this is a mood "@SecretGamerGrrl Their logic makes no sense. The rule is ""Don't deadname"" not ""Don't call them by a name they never use anymore."" My legal name is still Kevin. Ooooh look at me saying it publicly online! And if anyone calls me that, I'm reporting their ass." "@deathpigeon @olivebrinker One of us, one of us!" @l1quidcryst4l In general I really do try to stay out of leftist infighting. It can be a surprisingly hard temptation to avoid at times. I'm trying to do it less. I really appreciate you continually speaking out against it. I completely agree that it gets us nowhere. "There's something especially sad about the creator of Spongebob passing away just half a year or so short of the series turning 20. Any year would have been sad, but 20 years is huge for an animated tv show." We've been so busy lately it's been an age since I've been to subspace 😭 "@cosmicladyrosa It's Zinnia again, Rosa :P" @cosmicladyrosa @deathpigeon 👀💦 @deathpigeon me @ people voting for soft: https://t.co/IHDQAsroDT @deathpigeon There's really only one answer @AJisValid (YES!) @AJisValid (Makes you even cuter! :3) @AJisValid GOOD :3 @AJisValid BEST potato 💕💕💕 "@AJisValid No, you're awesome 💕" @AJisValid Archosaur is the biggest category that covers all my favorite animals :3 It even includes pterosaurs! @MapleReam moooooo :3 "Weird fact about Colorado: We have seagulls! From what I understand, they're this far inland because they follow the trash. These pics were taken at our local landfill. As an archosaur enthusiast, this was kind of treat lol https://t.co/CzjoUFU0Ve" huuuuuuuuge baps i'm talking just ridiculously massive boobers @AJisValid same lol @AppleChipsTVG he's the smartest person on twitter tho! he doesn't need books! 😂 Thousands of people are just eating this horse shit up. Thousands of people supporting one of the most embarrassing threads I've ever read because they can't treat trans people like shit anymore. It's pretty funny to watch honestly """Why would you ask me to not treat trans people as freaks? Is it because I'm smart????"" yup that's it, it's because you're the ""smartest"" one here https://t.co/f5aUgNVsa1" "love being trans and having cis people with huge platforms call it ""suspicious"" when a website asks to not dehumanize us it's totally the best https://t.co/3CRgNFnNNS" "Wow this is pretty accurate to me, good job everyone https://t.co/7hzOWZrsj2" "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu I added some, hope it helps! 💕💕💕" @ClockworkQTDoll Absolutely! @IcyQueenSara Don't use those. They're made animals and not people. Other kinksters have had the same idea. Conventional wisdom is don't use them. @ClockworkQTDoll Well we'd love to have you either way! 💕 "@ClockworkQTDoll Smoke, or pot itself? We have edibles too! But sober is cool too! 💕" "@ClockworkQTDoll If you're in Colorado ever, we'd love to have you! 💕" Dragonite is just adorable okay??? https://t.co/1WvMpE2IV8 First few ornaments on the tree! 💕 https://t.co/SJ6xBuuzi2 @ClothoMoirai That's horrible! I'm so sorry all that happened to you. It's your body. You should have been free to make whatever choice you wanted. And I'm saying this as someone who absolutely needs/wants GRS. @ChastityQueer Saaaaame lol @ASecretRobin Oh good to know! @ASecretRobin My goodness if only your owner could hear you say that! @the_moth_reborn This is true. Hilarious that cis men think blue hair is a deterrent for sexual partners when it's really the dick in your banners smh I literally just bought Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (one of my favorite movies of all time) on Bluray RIGHT before the household got an Xbox One (which can play 4K) and now my OCD itches. @IcyQueenSara https://t.co/HyW3VlLU17 "@ASecretRobin Tease you about what tho? That you're locked up and unable to touch yourself at all? 🤔 I mean you're being SUCH a good pet, I don't know why on EARTH I'd tease you about that!" "@Ulexar Counterspells, counterspells, counterspells" @IcyQueenSara Remind me before the thing next month and I'll bring my harddrive with a completely 100% legal why would it be anything else copy. "Attention cis men with hornyfollow accounts: You aren't the first guy to have the ""brilliant"" idea of having your dick be your banner. I know you think you're clever, and I know you rarely have to see all the other cis guy chaser accounts, but take it from me: You're not clever." @emuchaton will cis men ever figure out how to flirt? signs point to no @emuchaton oh my god his bio https://t.co/ZVjaZhabGE @MapleReam i feel called out "@AJisValid It absolutely is, I'm just saying Optimus is ALSO an accessory, technically :P <3" "@AJisValid That's probably how I'll do it. Anything that came together in the same box is one robot. It just gets my OCD whirring thinking about it, is all lol" "WHAT ABOUT THAT TEENY TINY OPTIMUS PRIME THAT CAME WITH STRATOSPHERE??? WHAT ABOUT HIM, DEAR READER? https://t.co/SmnMy2oSen" "Counting them can get weird, though. Do we count Headmasters? I personally don't because they don't split into two separate robots. What about Combiners? Is Devastator one bot or six? I have him displayed as one. What about Prime Masters? Or their pretender shells?" "I actually don't know how many Transformers I have. It was like 300 in 2011, but I've been selling some of them every now and then (not as fast as I buy them tho) The plan is to finally get the collection insured and when that happens, I'll be required to have an accurate tally." "@transfilmtheory Second time someone commented that and of course: The UK. Just literally find just about anyone with a dick here in the states and you'll get to try a cut dick, lol" "@norintha @erinbanneret That's because you were huge, dear :P" "@AJisValid I mean, she does rock it in a way that's very uniquely her" @EeveeRespecter HEY You're really cute :3 i swear i think i'm clever by subtweeting a cutie i'm too shy to flirt with and then y'all just @ them to fuck with me and it's SO unfair *pouts* "@AJisValid (I'm kidding, you're awesome but ALSO THIS KEEPS HAPPENING *cries*)" @cutelewdmoon uyidfggfsdk g-gosh just strapped to a rack and milked for hours 😍 @Atkinson72R I've tried pre-HRT dick! Nice and hard! Sadly they were also cut :/ @cutelewdmoon it really is omg 💦 @AJisValid @emuchaton omg why do my followers insist on undoing all the careful subtweeting i'm doing in relation to emu you're all so mean >.< @MapleReam hfduyabigaklshjap[k4wBHJJILJ fdgdgjj hhjhhh yes @ChastityQueer Yeah we're weird about that in the states. I think I'm up to like 5 or 6 dicks I've tried and they've all been cut. My girlfriend was uncut but she had her vaginoplasty years before I met her lolsob @MapleReam also i blame this thread on you :P https://t.co/Oa6eKhMVBp @MapleReam juikdsdfhgf 😳💦 I actually changed it pretty much immediately after you suggested it lol @IcyQueenSara I think so! But you should DM me the @ just to be sure >_> @MapleReam You noticed! :3 @IcyQueenSara hdufkgljdjgsdg👀💦 @FirehoofAmy Waaaaay too many Autobots. You know how Hasbro sometimes says for every Autobot they try to also make a Decepticon? THEY LIE. THEY HAVE BEEN LYING ABOUT THAT SINCE '84. As a fan of villains it annoys me lol hashtaggaythoughts "It occurs to me that, despite not being circumcised myself, I've never actually had an uncut girldick in my mouth and I really would like to remedy that." By age 30 you should have: - Way too many fucking Transformers - Like north of 500 up in here why did I do this oh wait that's just me nvm @emuchaton controversial/biased take but uncut girldicks are the best imo @CookieCyboid I've been meaning to play it for years now and I guess now is as good a time as any :V https://t.co/2GQuh5sthR "Superhappy that Superhot is pro-kink. Now I HAVE to buy it. Of my own free will, of course." "@stellahymmne I mean, that was really good and oh my 💦 You sure you're not into this kink? 🤔" One of my favorite concepts in hypno/drone kink is the idea that drones are frightened of or otherwise hate the idea of free will. I guess I'm just into consensual dronification? That's pretty wholesome tbh @Calliethulhu free will? sounds fake i should probably avoid any of that @transscribe @vesaldi That's another really good way to sum it up. My thread was way more ramble-y than I would've liked. @emuchaton https://t.co/zGlRDFJViH BETTER WAY TO SUM THIS UP: It feels shitty to me to twist transphobia into support for trans men. "As always, if I'm out of my lane here, please let me know. I don't want to speak for trans men or anything. Just sharing my thoughts and concerns." "Are there very many transphobes saying ""Trans women aren't men""? I don't think that's an accident. I worry that it's not. Plus we know virtually everyone on the right likes ""triggering the libs."" They get a kick out of being ""wrong"" and having us correct them." "Transphobes KNOW that trans men exist. This isn't ignorance, it's pure malice. And while I don't think the ""lol you just said trans men aren't women"" thing necessarily HINGES on the belief that they never talk about trans men, it veers too close to it for my liking." "There's another angle to this I forgot to mention. It plays into the narrative that transphobes/TERFs never talk about trans men. But, they do. You just hear it couched in language about ""protecting lesbians"" or discrediting young trans boys because they see them as teen girls." "And sharing their words, even to laugh at them, feels like doing their job for them. I dunno. I'd feel better about trans men taking the lead in this conversation. It just rubs me the wrong way, is all." "The spirit of what they're saying is still there. We know what they mean. Correcting them, whether they change how they word it not, won't accomplish much. It's a bit like ""LOL THE BIBLE SAYS PI IS 3"" to a Christian and expecting them to feel owned." "I'm not a huge fan of the whole ""dunking on transphobes because they're calling trans women trans men and oops that means they'll say 'trans men aren't women'"" thing. Feels like that's kind of playing with fire, you know?" "Oof. Following list got bumped down from 1,002 to 998 Who got suspended? :/" "@cyberwitchlexi Agreed. In fact I thought for sure he'd pause the video and address the extremely complicated nature of that scene and what it implies. But nah, just a handwave. And if you DON'T know the implication with the centaurs? That handwave sounds even worse." "@cyberwitchlexi I kinda don't blame Mikey for avoiding supporting that, but also I agree that he handled it very poorly." "@cyberwitchlexi We're all talking about the same implication with the centaurs, right? I'm told it has to do with how they are traditionally portrayed in mythology, but Greek mythology really bores me so I've never verified that." "If you squint a bit and don't give a shit about native people, you could argue that that wasn't the point of his video. But then, just avoid the topic. That's what you ultimately did anyway so why bring it up? It wasn't cute." "Super sweet how he makes a joke out of ""what about the reservations"" and then just handwaves it away for another time Why not make that the first video in the series? Your avoidance of the issue is gross and telling. https://t.co/5HVsy5azte" @IcyQueenSara DM'd @KaraFlops Agreed 100% @Kalindlara Obviously 💕💕💕 @TransTwill Treating it more like a DM program feels way better to me. That might be how I stop hating to use it. @Kalindlara TransSalamander#4439 is me <3 @Estrus_flask I hate saying this with every fiber of my being but: I guess I'm Somewhat Popular? @quatoria I forgot too lol @Kalindlara We are! 💕💕💕 Do you mean Discord friends? Because I assumed we were there too but I could be wrong I got permission to @ y'all so: @EeveeRespecter @Triclilith @IcyQueenSara @princessproto I'm talking about you! 💕 "@neondreamgirl I have a massive case of FOMO my whole life, basically. I'm working on it. I should probably do what you did, honestly. Thank you <3" @logichole Nice! @kroati1 Usually by never opening Discord. "@neondreamgirl I'm conflicted tho because now all however many channels are just going to sit there, silently. It's anxiety inducing to check in on everyone on my own. Discord might just be impossible for me D:" "@Cynon44 There's an option to ""suppress"" (not diable? dunno) that alert. I'm setting it to that for every fucking channel." "@Calliethulhu Some channels don't let you change it and I'm pretty upset about it. I already left one of them and now I'm sad D: Since you're here though, any other channels you recommend?" OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SET THE CHANNELS TO ONLY DING FOR @'S THIS MIGHT BE USABLE AGAIN And it's frustrating because I WANT to stay connect with y'all. The only good Discord experience I ever had consisted of like 15 people and I made some real lasting friendships before it imploded due to poor management by the owner. I want that again really badly. This isn't directed at the channel I happened to be on while I was taking the screenshot. I legitimately don't remember who any of these channels consist of. I blurred it to use it as an example. I love you all but Discord makes me anxious D: """Kat, why don't I see you on Discord anymore?"" https://t.co/aS7T4aTiHm" "Maybe you're one of the good ones! Maybe you're as queer as I would need a cis man to be before I would even consider sleeping with him. But to like a tweet where I'm basically asking cuties to fuck my ass? Sorry, but you just seem like a creepy cis guy to me now." "I bring that up because the tweet that was liked was one where I was playfully being sexual in that way. The flirty implication I was intentionally making was that I wanted to be ""railed in the ass."" Queue cis guy liking my tweet. And subsequently ruining my day. Ugh." "I so rarely talk about anal sex because as much as I love the idea of it (anal porn rocks!), I've tried MANY times and I just hate the feeling of having something in there. I don't even like that feeling when I'm using that hole for its other intended use, tbh." You know what? Fuck it. I'm blocking you anyway. "Really not okay with cis men liking tweets where I'm sexual. And having ""pansexual"" in your bio doesn't actually make me feel better, no. I really wish who you were following looked more scummy, but I won't block you. Yet. I don't give a fuck if you know I'm talking about you." "@squidlarkin Also, I'm not disagreeing with anything you said, I'm just venting, sorry. This was on my mind recently." "@squidlarkin I don't want to discard the nuance either, don't get me wrong. I just hate that what I feel is the ACTUAL reason trans people should be allowed to exist and transition however they want isn't one most people are willing to listen to. I'd love to be wrong tbh" @Valentine__Vale aaaaaaaa yes you are! 😍💕 @emuchaton i have absolutely no ulterior motives by retweeting this nope not a one "@squidlarkin Doctors (for the most part?) agree with us. But that shouldn't matter. However it's easier to say ""Look gender dysphoria is a real thing!"" than ""Literally anyone should be free to change their bodies however they want."" That's the end game. I'm just sometimes impatient." "@squidlarkin This is the highest level of importance with regards to how I think the world should work. It annoys me that, for the time being, the smart thing to do is to lean into the gatekeeping when arguing with people who don't even think we should exist." @Calliethulhu @Kalindlara Just promise me you'll never change? <3 "I just thought about all the friends I'm going to see for the first time in person next month and I started crying. Happy tears, but still 💕" "@norintha I love you too! So, SO much 💕" @Calliethulhu I don't have the spoons to read it. I'm so tired. @princessproto Bagel rounds almost sounds like a real kind of pastry tbh "@norintha Oh yeah that's most likely what I'm going to do for sure. Mistress corrects her. One of the many reasons I love her so much. I'll start doing the same when I have the spoons, don't worry." "One last thing. Back during my peak egg years while I was still living with my mom & when I thought my perceived lack of dysphoria disqualified me from being trans, I daydreamed about what it would take to get a vaginoplasty. Step 1, I thought, was my mom would need to pass away" "@SiobhanFTB She sees a therapist about it. I'm not her only source of support for it, but I know you're still right." "@Kalindlara I'm barely there, honestly. I get so worked up thinking about it when she's not here, and then when she visits, all the fight leaves me because I love her so much. It's fucked up." "So yeah, excuse me if I'm all out of fucks to give about her embarrassment. Thanks for reading this far if you did. I just need to rant about my mom sometimes." "Lemme contrast it by sharing another story: While at a restaurant once I wanted to make sure my hair looked okay & she suggested I go to the bathroom & check. I was floored tbh. ""Mom... either bathroom would be stressful for me at best"" ""Oh gosh I never thought about that!""" "She requested that, by the way, because she hates that feeling of embarrassment when I correct her. Which... I just..." "And if she does somehow believe I'm a woman? I need to see it more. I need to see more effort. I am regretting agreeing to her request for me to stop correcting her misgendering/deadnaming for 3 years, even if I only have like a year left or so of that." "So imagine what ""fun"" conversations we'll have when anything vagina-related or even vagina-adjacent is brought up post-GRS? ""Mom, I have one too."" And her face in response will say all I need to know. Because I KNOW she doesn't yet REALLY believe I'm a woman." "And she's said that she's now doing her best to talk to me like one of her daughters. Her success in this varies wildly, but she knows that it's going to have to feel different than when a mom talks to her son." "I feel like 90% of what I know about vaginas and uteruses I learned from my mom because of how much she loves being a mom. Everything she's ever told me about that stuff has always had a (somewhat understandable) air of ""This is something I'll explain since you wouldn't know.""" My mom LOVES being a mom. She's practically an expert on every part (until the kids hit their teenage years and then she constantly complains about having to raise teenagers which was another really fucked up thing she did to me) @FairlyLip Moo! :3 "It's so hard talking about my mom because graded on a curve, taking into account that she's still a conservative Christian than watches F*x News, she's possibly one the best trans moms out there. I shouldn't have to grade it on a curve, though. Fuck." "As much as I love her, as much as I want my mom there when I'm recovering from the most intense surgery I've ever had, I don't think her misgendering or deadnaming me IMMEDIATELY AFTER I GOT MY FUCKING VAGINA INSTALLED will end well." Last time I talked to her about my vaginoplasty it was the most awkward conversation despite barely anything being said. I could tell she had no idea what to say. "To my mom's credit she's not denying that I'm trans. At no point has she tried to convince me to stop transitioning. It's a twisted kind of ""support"" that makes me feel guilty to criticize. That's fucked up, right?" "Pretty sure she's still stuck thinking ""My son is becoming a woman"" rather than ""For almost 30 years I thought my second daughter was a boy."" Because I know if she was thinking about it the way she's supposed to, while it still might be ""hard,"" I'd see way more effort from her." "I no longer allow my mom to say ""This is hard on me too"" when talking about *MY* transition. Because at this point I literally don't care. I'm sure it's true for her. I. Don't. Care." "@TheAshenCouncil I think my mom is still stuck thinking it as ""My son is becoming a woman"" and not ""I spent almost 30 years thinking my second daughter was a boy."" That's all it fucking takes and it's NOT hard, you're right." "@IcyQueenSara Yeah I am so fucking beyond done with my mom saying ""This is hard on me too."" The last time she said it I literally said, ""I'm sorry, but at this point I literally don't care so you can stop saying that.""" "Kathmoo is pretty cute, but Moothryn has a nice ring to it too" "@A_Wet_Duck @CookieCyboid Gotcha. I'm an ignorant American and I'm just passing the word along, lol. Thanks for the clarification <3" "@A_Wet_Duck @CookieCyboid No, but apparently the NHS in the UK does? I don't think they call it social security over there." "Gatekeeping trans people is ALWAYS about transphobia. And we know this because you cis gatekeepers give your fellow cis the same things we need without hesitation. This shit infuriates me. And if you've ever called yourself a trans ally, you should be infuriated too." i'm not really attracted to boys but i just realized that unattraction can be utilized in a kink setting and suddenly it's kinda hot oh no >.< "@emuchaton lol why is this reply getting attention again the only song of there's i can remember i can't repeat in polite conversation wait no there was that song and backmask, that one was hilarious" @NicoleTheVixen oh g-gosh i need a drone number i think >.< 💦 @JellyxXxJune Congrats!! 💕💕💕 "@ASentientBum @deathpigeon I'm terrible at edging, but that is way more flattering! :3" "@Triclilith I mean, same >_>" @BlairRhys @deathpigeon As it should be tbh "@deathpigeon i will never be ""edgy"" cowards" @deathpigeon Soft is now winning but I knew it'd be between that and horny Who on earth voted edgy tho Reveal yourselves "@YumiScott Sorry, i forgot that part. Vote what you think I am" Zoetropes are literally magical imo @IcyQueenSara I'm grateful for you 💕 Not even sure why I'm asking because I know what y'all are gonna pick but here goes: @acutebitten @Kate_Bunni @TheStarfa11 then i guess i'll save a cow bell for you too! goodness the herd just keeps growing! @TheStarfa11 moo! :3 @Triclilith solution: attempt to date as many girls as possible @acutebitten @Kate_Bunni @TheStarfa11 sounds like you already moode up your mind to me >:3 @acutebitten @Kate_Bunni @TheStarfa11 sounds like someone else also needs to be a cow drone :V @TheStarfa11 i mean you won't be a person for long so i'm sure that'd be fine! :3 @acutebitten @Kate_Bunni @TheStarfa11 it's such a good combination of fetishes you have good taste! @Kate_Bunni @TheStarfa11 @acutebitten mooore for the herd :3c @TheStarfa11 i'll just leave it hanging in the milking stall next to mine! no need to remoomber then! "@TheStarfa11 you're right, waaaay too silly :3 but I'll save a cow bell for you in case you change your mind~" "@TheStarfa11 human drones are valid af and you'd make an excellent one imo :3c completely reprogrammed to be an obedient, mindless fuck toy~" "@TheStarfa11 p-probably not >_< but are you seriously gonna pass up such an opportunity? no thoughts, just an empty brain and full udders~" @TheStarfa11 m-moobe you don't but I dooooo 💦 @destroyeroftroy @behsss aka easy mac @TheStarfa11 That to me sounds like you're absolutely both and that I should get tips from you honestly 🤔🤔🤔 This website is free https://t.co/bv5wdwgRag @Kentabooboo Ingest my anus Anyway thank goddess I transitioned. Being a woman is so much preferable 💕 "Anyone else have memories of realizing ""Oh... people see me as a man now and because of that a lot of my natural tendencies read as creepy"" because that part of my soul died somewhere around 20 or so." "I hated the idea of becoming a man. I really did. I never voiced it and I rarely thought about it, and I even ""accepted"" it (here meaning ""resigned myself to the idea that it was inevitable"") fairly quickly, all things considered. But I still hated it." @lewdspacegem Because you're an amazing person with a kind heart and I'm so glad you're my friend 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu m-moo 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu LITERALLY WET NOW THANKS >_< 💦 @Calliethulhu fghhg sg kbdg jf fg ing you're r-right >_< 💕💦 @ponettplus I'll admit to already having bought it >_> https://t.co/FZiPS3lT5m @CookieCyboid gosh i guess they do go together wonderfully do i want to be a drone or a breeding cow i can never decide @CookieCyboid @cyberwitchlexi That's great omg "@CookieCyboid Is he following @cyberwitchlexi because she comes up when you search ""drone"" too lmao" @Lewd_Dolly @EeveeRespecter Today actually! @twinkrobot Your private account came up too so I think I can't test this because I follow you but I was curious (Lexi shows up a lot too lol) https://t.co/KTseChifoc @twinkrobot that'd be pretty hilarious @Lewd_Dolly @EeveeRespecter follows like a billion people you hafta @ her :P @Lewd_Dolly *I* definitely run out of big girl energy but all energy genders are valid "Ugh, breaks my heart to see my friends hurting :/ I love a whole lot of you a whole bunch, I hope y'all know that." @Ulexar Spongebob turns 20 next year You're welcome :V and then my brain replays it for me over and over again which is super awesome i love this part @LewdEmmaDam bites feel so hecking good like gosh especially on the boober "ooof, ow, bad kind of embarrassment >.<" @MapleReam i d-didnt say i was into c-cowgirl stuff >_> 💦 @CookieCyboid @Triclilith Oh damn that's not as funny as I thought whoops heh >_> "@CookieCyboid @Triclilith Twitter app thinks your cock is a cock, I assume" "@MapleReam ggggooosh >< My name is Kathryn, I go by Kat, Kitten is used by Mistress only, and Kitty has a shitty ex association >_>" @Triclilith @CookieCyboid it gets better https://t.co/ycR3wYNsTD "@MapleReam What did you have in mind? Nothing too dommy I hope, I am already owned after all :3" "i'm really glad at 31 i can make spongebob references that resonate with 20-somethings because lemme tell ya, watching it in high school when it was new didn't do me any favors at the time :V" cuties just sliding into my notifications and encouraging my breeding fetish now it's SO unfair~ @MapleReam (Also ifdjddkhhphifshsvkfhfvivigif >< 💦 @MapleReam GODDESS yes but we don't have a lot of beaches in here Colorado so we'll have to improvise "i'm like that scene in spongebob where mrs puff asks him what the first step in driving a boatmobile is and he immediately screams ""FLOOR IT"" except replace ""driving a boatmobile"" with ""talking to girls"" and ""floor it"" with ""flirt""" @Bieeanshee https://t.co/apLB1T5MeS crossing my fingers that my eternity collar will be here tomorrow (monday)! "a lot of cis people have the idea to deadname or misgender us but go off, tell me more about this freeze peach https://t.co/0HiVxbmkRF" "@AliceAvizandum @SunkenStoneShip Don't forget Gunbarrel, CO! We, uh... we have Democrats here too I promise," "@SunkenStoneShip @AliceAvizandum Oh wait I actually can a bit. Colorado's abbreviation is easy: CO. So Tinidad, CO would make it unambiguous 💕" "@SunkenStoneShip @AliceAvizandum I assumed it was a country, at least I... I can't geography >.>" "@waitworry @AliceAvizandum I must have feel asleep at my Trans Briefing but I still have yet to learn any surgeon names. It's really funny how many of my friends will rattle off names and I'm just nodding and going ""Huh, yep that's a name.""" @AliceAvizandum Oh fuck shows what I know I didn't even know that was a city here! Huh. Neat. I grew up in the same state as the sex change capital of the US. Makes me even madder it's taken this long then lol "@AliceAvizandum They did just start performing the procedure in Denver with a place my health insurance works with, and they're doing it in such a way that cuts down on waiting list time (which involves scheduling the surgery BEFORE the consultation believe it or not), but that's pretty recent?" @AliceAvizandum Colorado? Wait did I miss something and I'm accidentally living in some known GRS mecca or are you basing that on how quickly I got it set up? "@AliceAvizandum Aw sweet I'm on a list too! That's pretty close to where I'm at, though I know it's way more difficult over there :/" @IcyQueenSara Put her into subspace and ask her to do complicated tasks while in there. "@AliceAvizandum I know that leading up to the actual date of my The Surgery I'll probably be an anxious wreck. I get squeamish easily and I'm *terrified* of blood. But I'm okay with it too. Really impatient and excited, actually >_>" "@ZJemptv I feel sadness more powerfully now, but that goes for a lot of other way more positive feelings. Crying after every dose, six to eight hours later though? That's like an actual problem she needs to talk to her endo about." "@AliceAvizandum there's a not insignificant part of me that fears what the other shoe dropping will be, but yes it's kinda surreal" @emuchaton wow remember when you tweeted this magical "I have a head start at 31, but I'm still working on the drone part!" @EeveeRespecter Fun fact but my @ used to be my first name + last name and I too changed it! This one's better anyway imo 💕 @ponettplus This is too wholesome not to be canon. "kind of the whole point, actually" "You know what sucks way more than a vaginoplasty, no matter how transphobicly you try to describe it? Genital dysphoria." "@CookieCyboid [ INSUFFICIENT DATA, PLEASE RECONNECT DRONE ]" "So as much as I might be able to squint a bit and see what they mean (as well as understand the self-hatred part-- still struggling with that myself), I'm still left with ""Please stop saying that.""" "But the thing is, ""We don't say that"" is more or less all we have in the face of bigotry We don't debate Nazis We don't misgender trans people These are bad things that end up making life worse for everyone. At a certain point, if you're on the left, that HAS to be good enough" "I don't know much about Chu, but I know that Wynn has told us that she has fallen prey to the ""If it hurts it's true"" narrative in the past. And I understand that to both of them, ""We don't say that"" isn't sufficient enough. They both want to seek out truth wherever it is." Read this thread. It echos a lot of the same things I've been thinking about recently. @rCharlotteSmith well now smoking pot feels like witchcraft but i'm into it @SallyTinyTits @lewdspacegem @cosmicdicks s-same 👀💦 @neondreamgirl I think we're both just too hopelessly gay 😭 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @deathpigeon @norintha @PodiTalk @liddytronic OwO @KittenFemme @deathpigeon @norintha @PodiTalk @liddytronic I think I would die of gay if Callie actually moved here so it's for the best @NicoleTheVixen @CookieCyboid (okay that was extremely really hot-cute just saying) @ChastityQueer Lucky girl! 💦 @SteampunkPenny @norintha Mistress & Jen came back from the grocery store with exactly the right kind of Cheezits lol I love this family https://t.co/oth9EArI8V @PodiTalk @deathpigeon @liddytronic Alright what we call Northern Colorado? - The only parts that anyone really lives in - Very blue - I grew up here be nice D: "@PodiTalk @deathpigeon @liddytronic I know how this could sound, but the blue parts are legitimately awesome." @deathpigeon @PodiTalk @liddytronic This is true! We're the gay weed state and it rocks <3 @StealingValerie HUGE MOOD TBH "@PodiTalk @deathpigeon @liddytronic Most of my trans friends live miles away, tho :/ Some of my closest trans friends live half a planet away" It's so surreal to think about now. I'm a woman who was convinced by everyone she was a boy for 29 years. I know abstractly why I bought into it but right now? CANNOT RELATE. It's kind of hilarious that I ever thought I was a boy tbh @supportingbeamu Same! But for cuties I can't/haven't yet met in person it can be difficult D: @deathpigeon @liddytronic It's so surreal to think about now but it's true. @liddytronic @deathpigeon I have Stories. (I have exactly one story but damn that's kind of a mood) @liddytronic @deathpigeon that's online I said elsewhere 😉 @liddytronic @deathpigeon (they're good at it elsewhere tooooooo) @ExistentialEnso The majority of trans women: https://t.co/Rq9VDErdd0 Me: I got this sapphic flirting thing down. Heck yes. Also me: Does this person I've mutually flirted with multiple times actually like me that way??? @emuchaton I resent the accusation! Good girls don't cum! @princessproto Feel like Rowlet should be in its own Mega Rayquaza-type tier 🤔 @deathpigeon @lisaquestions force femming breaks all known laws of physics "@lisaquestions Oh don't worry, Glinner. I'm not resting until you're completely chased off this site. It's the LEAST he deserves." @lisaquestions @deathpigeon w what happens when a man puts on a dress does he just poof? @QuestForTori @MOOMANiBE Y'all are a hecking ADORABLE couple omg 💕 @JesskaNightmare @Djinnkitty Yeah yelling at each new trans person with a huge platform and shit to work out instead of the publications that encourage and spread that shit will just allow this to keep happening. I'm still pretty new to all this. But even I can see the pattern now. "@emuchaton ""RwlRwlRwlRwl!"" ""I love you too baby!""" @CookieCyboid HEY you're super cute gosh 😍💕 (i know how much y'all were waiting for that confirmation but I'm only one woman and I can only have so many puberties) "Having now listened to them heavily during both puberties, I think I can safely confirm for everyone that Weezer makes for pretty good puberty background music." @LewdEmmaDam and that's VALID ✨💕 @queermel I've seen your face tho! That helps. (I did have to re-remember who you were after you changed your avatar but I'm like 90% sure I have your @ memorized at this point <3) @RuthRaise (wait I think I already followed you earlier but it wasn't showing that I had when I hovered the mouse over your name) (still should help me remember tho lol) @RuthRaise I hope so too! 💕 Here's something that can help me remember you: *follows* I started thinking about this because of the following lyric in Any Friend of Diane's I asked if she had a boyfriend She said no I asked if she had a girlfriend She said hell I wouldn't know Maybe it's the guy from Pink Triangle actually growing a bit https://t.co/xeC3wiY4dA "It helps that the character Rivers is singing through is at least keeping all of this to himself. There's a layer of entitlement which is why it reads as creepy now, but as a trans girl egg that wished she was a lesbian? I understood that feeling better than Rivers did." "If I had first heard Pink Triangle after transitioning, I might've hated it. But I heard it as a teenage transbian egg, & I'm pretty sure it spoke to me on that level. I understood on a deep level what ""Oh, she's a lesbian & I guess I'm a man"" felt like. https://t.co/ocCIe51b4b" @TransTwill I always misread it as Trans Twili tbh lol https://t.co/gyPnBjGKG2 @TransTwill Yeah I definitely learned your avatar before I learned your @ "@thelesbianfairy And that's completely understandable! If you ever do feel comfortable enough to share your face, I'll be overjoyed, but even if you don't, you still have a really awesome & memorable @!" "@Triclilith I feel similarly. What she said both in those tweets and what she said in the article really angered/terrified me. So I completely understand where you're coming from. Like I said, I almost made the same comment." "And to my furry trans siblings: You're probably also in the ""all I need is a face"" category as long as you don't swap fursonas too often lol" @MapleReam oh gosh that's so sweet! 😳💕 "@Triclilith @JesskaNightmare I was going to say something similar, but note that Jessica said she blames NYT more than Ch*, which is not the same thing as saying Ch* herself is blameless. (And I'm only adding to this because you kept me @'ed, come on Lilith :/)" "If you don't use your face as an avatar you're VALID AF. I only have that category because I remember the extra effort I put into remembering them without the help of a face. All the times I went ""Oh THAT @/avatar/display name"" accomplish the same thing just seeing a face would" "Said this before several times, but I *love* how often there will be a trans person here that sits firmly in the ""doesn't put their face in their avatar"" category in my mind only for me to be proven happily wrong out of nowhere Trans people loving themselves is my favorite thing" "@kroati1 Fuck I'm sorry anyone's ever said that to you. I'm really vocal about how ace & aro people are absolutely queer. Gatekeeping is one of my biggest pet peeves. Or something stronger than a pet peeve. Nemesis, maybe?" @tainkirrahe What a coincidence! He's one of only 3 RotF toys I still own! It's a really good toy. I'm tempted by the repaint that's not green (why on earth was he green?) "@kroati1 (Also worth noting Violet wrote the article I linked in early November, She's not responding to the Ch* article)" "@kroati1 For the moment, however, I'm still retweeting hot takes about how awful the article is. Because I'm still WAY more mad and scared than I am sorry for her." "@kroati1 But her being trans means I'll always feel like I have a small connection to her, and I don't like the way hate sits in my heart, even righteous hatred. I'm willing to call this a flaw. Often it manifests as one. I am trying to get better." @kroati1 I honestly don't know anything about Ch* except the worst things she's been saying recently. I don't much care for her based on that. @MissPepper_Mint @Triclilith @hanaacuddlygirl @transfilmtheory @IcyQueenSara @Bootstrap_Alice Oh I'm absolutely a huge brat that was never in question :3 "@kroati1 @gwen_no_fear Yeah, hence the ""no winning"" part" @Triclilith @hanaacuddlygirl @transfilmtheory @IcyQueenSara @MissPepper_Mint @Bootstrap_Alice help my timeline is being a bad influence and enticing me to join the thirst wave (I mean how could I not see what was going on come on) https://t.co/81yok2hOrC @rCharlotteSmith no muppet fans in the audience this evening i see "@kroati1 @gwen_no_fear My answer comes easily: I find it very, very difficult to completely disown another trans person. I've done it, but it doesn't come naturally. I could be doing the wrong thing. I'm truly sorry if it turns out I am." @rCharlotteSmith There's somethin' irresistible-ish about 'em We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long [the rest of this lyric doesn't represent my views] @kroati1 @gwen_no_fear I think there's some merit to that idea. But there's still no winning. "@gwen_no_fear echos a lot of my thoughts in this piece. ""I don’t want to be hypercritical of my sisters."" Yes, even despite how angry recent events have made me. There's just no winning sometimes. https://t.co/wM3wnc4cKT" "#GoodAboutTrans For almost 3 decades I wished on every star, begged every set of birthday candles to please make me a girl Those wishes were the manifestation of the girl I was all along Real life isn't supposed to have happily ever afters but I finally got my wish granted ✨💕" "The venn diagram of ""anime fans that insist their use of the word tr*p is somehow in support of trans women"" and ""anime fans who are angry that there's a trans girl in Zombieland"" is a circle." "@GuildingLilly @larissaeglasser And honestly, when that day comes I'll be ready to forgive her. I really hate contributing to ""canceling"" another trans woman, but what she's saying is legitimately dangerous. I'm not just angry. I'm scared." @SadieStayzNeat https://t.co/xvqoDuQjkk "@GuildingLilly That, except they didn't need to tell her to write it that way. We've seen enough from her to suggest this is just how she thinks this all works." "@CyberSyndie No that would be Zinnia Jones posting a screencap of Andrea Ch*, the author of that recent NYT article. What I put in quotes is a quote from Ch* from the screenshotted tweet." "Maybe the truth isn't ""risky."" Maybe it's not the truth, maybe the way your framing a truth is what's risky. Your self-loathing could get us killed. Do fucking better." """The truth is risky"" Her dangerously negative views on transition are also conveniently unfalasifiable. Wonderful." This was an ad but I kinda want to watch this series? I'm honestly quote tweeting to remind myself to look into it later. (The particular episode this ad is promoting tho is eeeeeehhhhhh?) @rachael_engel @stacysgrs That'll be me in oooooh about 7 or 8 months from now lol 💕 @rachael_engel @stacysgrs Eeeeeeeeee congrats!! I'm super excited for you!! 💕💕💕 @stacysgrs @tinybird420 I had a therapist WHO'S HAD A VAGINOPLASTY look at me like I had 3 heads when I asked if they self-lubricate. "@maeveynot There definitely are some kinks to work out, but we've seen it work for other people. And the prediction I made over a week ago that you quote tweeted *is* still coming true lol 💕" "@maeveynot One of them did get fixed, though. Haven't found the other one yet though?" Like I'm sure they just think uhhhhh the entire world is just in on this conspiracy or something but frankly they can keep on thinking that. It's just now I can report their bigotry more easily until they keep it to them-fucking-selves. Trans people: We are the genders we say we are Transphobes: No you're not! The vast majority of doctors: Trans people are the genders they say they are Transphobes: No!! Twitter: It's now against the rules to misgender trans people Transphobes: Uhhhh... FREEZE PEACH!!!! @tinybird420 My girlfriend's does! "@lisaquestions I still found a couple tweets that I think are reportable, despite the obvious things he probably wants to say but is avoiding. https://t.co/aqpwJ3ww7M" "@lisaquestions And I LOVE how, despite his whining, he's still not directly misgendering anyone. Run to the end of your leash, sweetie. It's adorable watching him squirm." @lisaquestions Hahaha I fucking called it https://t.co/vjQ12Fh2Ss @rCharlotteSmith PrincesCharlotte maybe? The lack of the extra S probably won't matter "@Roodypatooti Even if it was, it's shitty to keep calling you that" @SixArmedSweater YEEEP EVERY LEVEL OF THIS IS SHIT It's true! It really is that easy to not fucking help the people trying to kill us. DID YOU KNOW: There are ways to describe the fact that trans women have to dilate their vaginas that DON'T include transphobic as fuck language? "A lot of recent discourse has revolved around what some on the left feel are Uncomfortable Truths but at a certain point, HOW we explain these truths fucking MATTERS. And if you think otherwise how are you any better than cis people insisting they have a right to misgender us?" @Valentine__Vale actually literally blushing rn 💕💕💕 @Valentine__Vale heck yes you are 😍 @ADirtyTrans h-hot 👀💦 @Calliethulhu I have exactly zero patience for people who spread the idea that vaginoplasties result in anything but (shock!) a fucking vagina. @Calliethulhu This was what I needed to hear so badly in my 20's. Myths about how awful the results of SRS supposedly were played a big part in keeping me from pursuing transition. @ChastityQueer um oh g-gosh >_> 💕 @OneLameShark It's okay! Your comment was still a good one <3 @Josieraiderfan @TransKayleigh NICE! <3 <3 <3 "Actually, nevermind. I don't want to dig that discourse back up no matter how much I feel like I have one more thing to add regarding it. Talking about it last time sent me on a dysphoria spiral. We're not doing that again." @ChastityQueer Of course! You're also free to DM me whenever <3 And oh gosh you're right that's really hot now that you mention it >< 💦 "@squidlarkin So like ""Uncomfortable Truths"" with like a thousand asterisks next to it." "@squidlarkin I neglected to tweet this because it didn't occur to me until after the male privilege discourse had passed, but literally there's no reason to call whatever it is some trans women have pre-transition the same thing we call what cis men have, THAT'S what makes it transphobic." @squidlarkin Usually more like Uncomfortable Truths That Don't Need to Be Phrased That Way What The Fuck Are You Doing @ChastityQueer I guess I'll have to now! Nah I'm a huge exhibitionist but you following will probably encourage me. I have a suspicion that one of my girlfriends Jen is getting me a chastity cage for Christmas so I probably won't start until after the holidays. @ASecretRobin Not like I got a choice either way! >< @ChastityQueer i'm scared but admittedly very squirmy just thinking about it 💦 @ChastityQueer I will for sure thank you! <3 @ChastityQueer I mean it's all but a guarantee that I'm getting a chastity cage now so I guess follow me if you want live updates on my progress >_< @ASecretRobin I might D: "@ChastityQueer I mean, I partly blame you and your bad influence on this tweet and the thread preceding it D:< I hate how badly I want this aaaaaaa https://t.co/ChbKucvfdd" @ASecretRobin fdgfdghdhd i've never been caged but Mistress now really wants to put me in one >_< @ChastityQueer ugggggghhh you're such a bad influence/inspiration >.< @savannidgerinel sometimes even lewder things too if i'm being honest 👀 "@stacysgrs You're so sweet I love you too! I've said this before, but thank you so, so much for documenting your experience and spreading much-needed info for the rest of us! You've definitely inspired me to do the same when I get my vagina 💕" ONE MORE THING (credit to @stacysgrs for this pic and the info it contains): https://t.co/Ge4RbwdpaC "Anyway, reminder to my trans siblings hoping to one day get a vaginoplasty: Your vagina is going to be a *real* vagina and it's going to be *exactly* as awesome as you think it will be 💕💕💕" oh hey I talk about exactly the problem with the recent NYT article in the second part of this tweet https://t.co/WVI5HEkDFb I think it's a good time to resurrect this thread of mine from last May. @quatoria @squidlarkin Yeah I didn't realize who she was until after writing that reply. @Calliethulhu @TrexPushups THIS. FUCKING THIS. THANK YOU. It's so fucking succinct. This is exactly the issue and I'm legitimately scared by how reckless she's being with her platform. (I'm also a little scared for her? Like this all paints a scary picture of how she views herself and her transition) This all starting to paint a very specific picture of how she views her own transition and it's fucking dangerous that she has such a huge platform while also believing her experience is shared by every other trans woman. "Oh nice the NYT article is from the same lovely person that gave us ""of course trans women have male privilege"" and ""trans women transition to atone because feminism.""" "@Kate_Bunni @acutebitten @squidlarkin OH FUCK NEVERMIND THEN I mean, I really try not to be overly mean on this site. But yeah please retract my concerns of character assassinations. It's really hard to care at this point, as much as I don't like to admit that." @ChastityQueer no didn't you hear they're called penis locks now :V "@JesskaNightmare Of course! You're a kind person with a good heart and you didn't deserve any of the hate you were getting. My DMs are always open if you want to chat or vent, btw 💕" @cosmicladyrosa JHODFGJKLDJDFSFDAGDsdsgafadD @blackrosesocial hndfuigd dfgfdhg okay the horny parts of my timeline are half musksluttery and half chastity and iT'S NOT FAIRR "@squidlarkin I really get the sense that most people are only reading the title, though honestly since that's what most cis people do too, she should be called out for the title alone." "@squidlarkin Her core point is more or less ""vaginoplasties are really painful and don't solve everything, but we should have free access to them regardless."" I agree with that point, but the way she delivered it was dangerously clumsy." @Calliethulhu @ASecretRobin @emuchaton so unfair you were trying to make emu all flustery and we're just caught in the crossfire D:< "@ExistentialEnso I mean I'm really into tattoos and piercings but I know those will be painful too, at least initially. The motivation behind getting a tattoo vs getting a vaginoplasty is of course completely different but in either case I'm saying ""I consent to this, my body is mine fuck you""" @ExistentialEnso There's so many different kinds of pain. There's going to be a lot of pain in my future post-surgery. But I'm willing to bear that to alleviate the (in my opinion) far worse pain of dysphoria. And that should be a trans person's call to make. @ASecretRobin @Calliethulhu @emuchaton I mean same! No one said anything about owners giving a command not to resist >_> Although that's probably exactly what Mistress would do to me >_< "@ExistentialEnso Her paragraph about what dysphoria feels like... damn it's a lot like that, yeah" "@ExistentialEnso That title is really misleading goddamn. There's other issues, but I understand the spirit of what she's saying. But yeah, this isn't the kind of oped to be making in 2018." @ASecretRobin @Calliethulhu @emuchaton i'm honestly not sure if i could resist i'll have to test this 🤔🤔🤔 f for science @ADirtyTrans I can confirm they taste as good as they look 👀 "@Darkly_Dave I found a handful when I was looking last night, but I think you might be right. I'd rather he be banned, but forced to shut the fuck up works too." "@Estrus_flask @CookieCyboid @cyberwitchlexi I liked Rogue One too! I think it sits comfortably right above Solo, which is above the prequels but below everything else. But that final act of Rogue One is one of my favorite things in all of Star Wars, honestly." @emuchaton rate my butt i almost never take butt pics https://t.co/G2uM74bfKX @TrexPushups @maritronic9k It won't be that way forever. I really do believe that. And at least we have the trans community until then <3 @TrexPushups @maritronic9k My mom won't stop calling me Kevie :/ @lup_tacco I thought so too! I hear some trans women saying it's giving them a bigger appetite and I'm like Hard Disagree over here "@CookieCyboid @cyberwitchlexi If you're like me and unironically love the last third of Rogue One specifically because it's shameless fan pandering, you MIGHT like Solo (we just bought it on Bluray and watched again), but yes it's pretty bad." "You, a fool: There's no such thing as an objectively perfect song Me, chuckling softly at your hubris: https://t.co/cT6kShdKn9" @TrexPushups @maritronic9k *offers hugs* hated childhood club woooooo :/ @TrexPushups @maritronic9k same :/ I didn't get teased for my name thankfully but I got teased for just about everything else @EldritchWhispe2 @rCharlotteSmith @cosmicladyrosa different corner of kink but i like the way you think! https://t.co/0fFlxLu8VZ You think I'm joking? Assholes get named Kevin in fiction. There are exceptions but they are RARE. https://t.co/eVszcj51k0 (I'm not sorry to all the fictional Kevins. They're almost always asses and therefore their name is fitting) "Oh hey now that deadnaming is a reportable offense I can rant about mine much more directly without fear it'll be used against me. *ahem* FUCK the name Kevin. It's not a good name, I'm so sorry to all the Kevins of the world. https://t.co/B6bAvT5iyC" "@CookieCyboid Well regardless of the how, we'll help in any way we can." @rCharlotteSmith @cosmicladyrosa It's for the betterment of science! "@CookieCyboid I mean, fuck anyone who has a problem with that but I understand why you'd be too nervous to try. We're hoping to get to the point with our ranch that we can assist in funding stuff like that for trans people. It'll take some time to get off the ground, but don't lose hope <3" @rCharlotteSmith @cosmicladyrosa I have multiple pieces of strong evidence to suggest so but I think more evidence must be collected @cosmicladyrosa @rCharlotteSmith I *am* pretty good at The Oral @IcyQueenSara oh fuck that must mean i was canceled forever ago "@cosmicladyrosa @rCharlotteSmith i mean when i have a more exciting hole than my mouth to pleasure one with, big same" "@thelesbianfairy No, but I thought it was cute that you asked so have a follow :3" "@NeitherNora I'm gonna listen to it and double follow, most likely :3" "@phoenix0879 Enbies are absolutely trans if they wanna use that description! They can also be cuties! And as for step 2: Google ""twitter block chain [firefox/chrome]"" and chain block the followers of transphobes. Makes the site way better." "Didn't realize these were Oops All Gerwalk when I bought them, but they're gonna stay in robot mode most of the time and this is admittedly ADORABLE https://t.co/EhYSw2QK0B" @rCharlotteSmith that's a huge mood there @RosePortaller Solution! https://t.co/0TIhzCiLFz "(Step 4 can be replaced with ""Find cuties willing to fly YOU out to THEM"" which is what we wanna do with the ranch :3)" Things that stop me from unfollowing while I'm going through and pruning my list: - You're following me back - You're queer - You mention Digimon in your bio "Step 1: Get a Twitter account, be openly trans Step 2: Block a LOT of transphobes (this step is important) Step 3: Become friends with lots of cuties Step 4: Fly out to meet said cuties, friendship grows even stronger Step 5: ??? Step 6: No profit because fuck capitalism" "Seriously I loved Zombieland the movie at the time, and if they made a show based on it with a trans character that'd be cool, but I still wouldn't watch it. Anime though? That's going on the watch list." I'm relieved to learn the new Zombie Land show everyone is talking about ISN'T just a spinoff of the 2009 Zombieland movie resulting in yet another zombie show I couldn't care less about. "@ExistentialEnso I was arguing with a centrist earlier who insisted that no system would be free of corruption and suggested ""an AI running a capitalist country"" as the BEST case scenario example that would still ultimately fail. So many people think capitalism is intrinsic to our very existence" The G1 aesthetic (which includes all the various minor reinterpretations in the 21st century) is something that as a whole is actually my favorite version of Transformers. It's just that the cartoon and the old toys aren't as much fun as the new stuff imo "Despite what you might assume, I actually have never tried watching all of G1, nor do I have much interest in collecting G1 toys, so this series is infinitely fascinating to me. The realities of making cartoon characters out of a single photo of a toy. https://t.co/boUF42pmPl" @maritronic9k Yeah the waiting for five minutes midway thing I have going for me often results in me eating less because I know when I'm full in time. @PrissyOrcGF I'm pretty sure the Blizzard World skins are now just part of regular loot boxes? So happy hunting! :3 @PrissyOrcGF Closest we have is a human cosplaying an orc :V https://t.co/NNklge5TuR "@twinkrobot @ASecretRobin She's a fox girl! Dog hardware running cat software, so close enough :3" "@Triclilith @ASecretRobin @twinkrobot I was in fact talking about Cookie's polycule, but there are definitely nights where it's neck and neck for who's cutest with your polycule :3c" @Triclilith @ASecretRobin @twinkrobot Y'all are pretty much the cutest thing on my timeline at any given point tbh @blackrosesocial I don't know if I'm losing weight because I never check it lol I swear eating has gotten harder on HRT for me. Or at least more complicated. There are more rules now. Most meals I have to wait for five minutes halfway before finishing or I *will* feel queasy. Also I forget to eat way more often now. @kitsunekimmy - He didn't have many followers so I wasn't super threatened - I somehow foolishly thought I'd at least be able to get him to admit he was wasting my time - What he said really stuck in my craw "@AnarchoCatgirl1 @KittenFemme Yeah he had this weird belief that it was basically the DUTY of any country that could conquer another one to do so. Other than that *extremely glaring* flaw, he's my favorite president too. I'll never get tired of learning about him and I'm not usually much of a history nerd." @ASecretRobin @twinkrobot lol this actually happened with me & Jen last night except it was me talking to one of the cats that interrupted her sexy time filming :V "So many transphobe tears in this thread and ironically *I'm* the one getting wet! *rimshot, boos*" "@lisaquestions I'm so fucking tired of the fashy ""FREEZE PEACH"" argument. How on earth do they think ANYONE is actually falling for that in 20-motherfucking-18?" "@qwuur @WolfieTwit Also they don't allow any framework that can account for gender expression so they have to cram everything into ""gender"" even when trying to represent the other side." "@qwuur @WolfieTwit It's from 4ch*n. The bigger the list the more ridiculous the whole looks, and that's the point of the meme. ""Look how stupid the libs are!!"" etc" "Because I could have also reported it as they were ""direct[ing] hate against a protected category,"" but I felt that ""They're harassing me, the reporter"" might've had more weight. There's often a couple ways to report transphobes." No room to get into the weeds about how they're playing this accidental 5th dimensional chess move where they think telling me anything beyond male and female is a mental illness is a huge gotcha to my very existence. The issue was it was targeted harassment at me. "Oh by the way, for clarity: This is the first time they've given me a text box to give more info during the reporting process (they don't seem to always offer that). For ""Lib*ral D*vastator"" (fucking lol) I put ""I'm a trans woman and they are harassing me because of that fact.""" @LewdRaine It really is!!! Like no joke I've been wanting to meet y'all in person for so long! 💕 @Leftysprivateac No worries at all <3 "@Leftysprivateac I don't know to what extent the parties involved are okay with me giving names. But it's really just a kink pretend play thing, nothing more :3" "@Videowl_ I mean to their credit, they were literally saying even that approach would be massively flawed. I'm just floored that that was literally their BEST case pie-in-the-sky dream scenario was a robot being in charge of capitalism. What even." @LewdRaine i'm so excited aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! :3 @LewdRaine I thought you knew! :V That sounds like the plan! We're aiming for the same hotel too :3 "I love how their implied best case scenario was ""AI running a capitalist country"" I don't I don't even know where to begin with that I'm so goddamn tired https://t.co/NoI8xx8A45" @twinkrobot @ASecretRobin i mean that's a fair reaction lol just fucking ADMIT you think nothing can be done and stop wasting my time aaaaAAAAAAA Arguing with centrists is like trying to nail jello to a wall. https://t.co/glf6sS9x67 "@KingsDieTwice Okay, I'm defining ""improve"" to mean ""Amazon stops abusing its workers."" There's other ways to improve things but that's what's being discussed here. I know you centrists aren't huge fans of rational thought but lemme ask one more time: https://t.co/HkcevvFv6Q" @KingsDieTwice So what's the point of your comment again? "@KingsDieTwice Okay, so in other words, ""Even with improvement there will be a problem"" where ""improvement"" means ""[temporarily] staving off eventual collapse."" I disagree that that's a surefire result, but it would appear that we agree something should be done." @KingsDieTwice Then why should we improve the system? "Wow the turnaround on this was really fast! Not only do we have new rules about targeted misgendering & deadnaming, but for whatever reason we're getting results much faster too. It's Twitter good now??? (It won't be until the Nazis are gone but you know what I mean) https://t.co/AYAy6u8av5" @KingsDieTwice So are you saying therefore we shouldn't try to improve it? @possiblyandrea_ @That1SnazzyChic @notCursedE I don't use block lists for that very reason. I had a close trans friend who ended up on a TERF block list somehow and that was the final straw for me. @KingsDieTwice Are you implying that the only alternative to capitalism is state-run authoritarianism because it's too early in the morning for me to have this argument "@possiblyandrea_ @That1SnazzyChic @notCursedE Dammit. I block chained a person's followers last night because they were being a real dick. Sometimes I make the wrong call, sorry again :/" @possiblyandrea_ @notCursedE You must've been accidentally caught up in a block chain I ran. Sorry about that! 💕💕 @cosmicdicks I loved it 💕 @rCharlotteSmith i'd really rather not @cosmicladyrosa See this is what I needed. An actual coder with better ideas than a silly little program like me could ever think up :3 @waitworry @mechapoetic I'll have to check that out when I'm not putting off sleep while lying in bed lol Thanks 💕 IT'S ME I'M THE AI PROGRAM AI program who challenges hackers to fuck with her code because she gets off on the thrill of just *thinking* about being completely cracked and rewritten~ Which is a convenient kink since it's not as if she can remember any of the hundreds of changes they've made to her already @waitworry Now I'm embarrassed for forgetting if it was obvious enough to joke about. Nevermind! >_> just drain my brain of all that pesky independent thought and fill it with nothing except complete and utter obedience~ @nolapfau @cyberwitchlexi hey good point drones definitely shouldn't have one of those! @cyberwitchlexi yeah like i really need to sleep but here we are "@lisaquestions Absolutely. And I think forcing them to basically say ""No two ways about it, I'm targeting TRANS people for being TRANS"" (rather than couching hatred in more defensible-sounding language like ""male violence"" or ""brainwashing lesbians"") will make it even easier to report." "@lisaquestions He even used the word ""male""! That's usually reserved for cis people in their minds! There are absolutely still ways to be transphobic but it'll be even more transparent when they're forced to call trans men trans men and trans women trans women." "@lisaquestions I mean, there's literally nothing anyone can do about that? Like if they really wanna say ""Haha I can just call trans men trans men!"" I'll let them have that as it undermines a lot of their favorite strategies." Like can the Bumblebee movie stop cranking up the hype so hard??? I was sold after the G1 designs you're just spoiling me now. "So I'm sure I'm late to the party piecing this together, but I just realized that the star of the upcoming Bumblebee movie, Hailee Steinfeld, wrote one of the best trans girl anthems I've ever heard whether she fully intended that or not. https://t.co/NXbjNEEGfL" "I love when transphobes throw ""THERE'S ONLY TWO GENDERS"" at binary trans people like me as if it's a gotcha. Like they're wrong either way but even if they were somehow right, I'd still exist as a woman. ""There's no TRANS gender! Only male and female!"" I guess logic goes lol" "oh sweetie you just keep trying this tired meme on me and Twitter keeps filtering you out of my notifications! Wouldn't have even seen you were it not for someone else replying! Here, lemme give you the attention you're craving so much. https://t.co/NovQVtpYaw" brb I have some homework to work on >:3 https://t.co/TJuNhEXnAW "@NireBryce @deathpigeon No, that's bitches get scritches" @deathpigeon you know what they say snitches get "@FauxPup I was like ""Hey maybe you're in the same province as another friend of mine making it easier to justify another visit to Canada someday!"" but you're in the opposite direction I was thinking lolsob" @NireBryce @squidlarkin No it's okay @NireBryce @squidlarkin I'm sorry for breaking the thread but I was embarrassed "Big thanks to the Twitter app for loading the ""follows you"" text dead last ensuring you have a mini heart attack every time you look at the profiles of your mutuals" "ESPECIALLY the TERFs. From their perspective, harassing trans people is ACTIVISM so they're either gonna have to start gendering us correctly & using our real names (which would be so goddamn entertaining to see) or they're just gonna stubbornly stick to their morals & disappear." "They'll never even abstractly understand what they did wrong. Few if any of them will change their behavior (since we know how often ""open transphobe"" means ""obsessed with harassing trans people online all day every day"") so it'll just be fish in a barrel." "I LOVE how the transphobes are just gonna be competently blindsided by all the suspensions we're gonna give them. Misgendering & deadnaming trans people has been considered ""safe"" harassment since time immemorial, so they're just going to keep lining up for us to report." "cowards! i will never go ""to sleep""" @lisaquestions oh my god this site might finally be mostly bearable for trans people without blocking thousands of transphobes @lisaquestions @rozietoez MMMMMMMM that's good schadenfreude! @emuchaton boof """i'm spartacus"" except we're all saying ""i'm tracer"" in solidarity as the music swells" @trgrrl i'm told this upsets grown men so i'm retweeting it @JayTheZoroark WAS THAT A PADDING JOKE HOW DARE "@cosmicladyrosa @rozietoez She's quote tweeting Zinnia Jones, but that's not who she's talking about" How many littles does it take to screw in a light bulb? Results inconclusive. The more littles we bring in the more they just tease each other into littlespace and now no one can reach. """Surely that's not the only reason you're traveling outside the US for the first time in your life?"" No, but I really, really want everyone to genuinely think that's the case" going to canada to tease a couple littles and watch a demon get force-femmed into wearing a dress next month and honestly i'm looking for to it more than christmas :V @IcyQueenSara @princessproto It's paints a very vivid picture 5 is the wrong number for their magnets to form a Magneton so it's just five shiny screwballs repelling each other and bouncing around :3c @HeckingJen BLAST PROCESSING @FlaredFeline The padded ones are like an instant confidence boost to me tbh https://t.co/niSCi07RxI @IcyQueenSara WHO COULD THE ROBOT BE I'M SO CONFUSED 🤔🤔🤔 (also me too! :3) Oh hey I found the one tweet about when Twitter was accepting feedback on the new TOS changes. Let's hope A) I wasn't the only one saying something to this effect and B) They listened. @KingK4SET @notCursedE Yeah I and likely others made a point to tell them that when they were asking for feedback on it two months ago. https://t.co/Qiq7hpcEiv @rozietoez Super neat they decided that the trans protections was where the line was crossed. No ulterior motives there i'm sure. With previous new heroes I sometimes had a shot as getting them first. But now with Shitty Mountain Internet there's no chance in hell. Not until maybe the next hero is released. @rozietoez I read the last several of their tweets over and over again trying desperately to understand what the ever loving fuck they're trying to say. "Overwatch matches are literally now just ""Maybe I'll get to play Ashe next game"" forever" COULD NOT PREORDER FAST ENOUGH TBH https://t.co/HS2ThOXBNj i laughed so hard i couldn't breath why is this so funny "irony upon ironies on the night i'm feeling particularly sad that i still don't have my eternity collar, the thread from two days ago where i mistakenly said it was coming in a day is getting attention" @cosmicdicks @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/ocMEYJtmsY I dunno why this thread is getting attention again but I was unfortunately wrong. Won't be getting an eternity collar until Tuesday at the earliest now :/ "@rCharlotteSmith I mean, I'd have to ask Mistress's permission first of course but that could be fun :3" @PhoenixCPyre @rCharlotteSmith @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu Yes that was one of the pieces of evidence I was considering wanna be collared & hypnotized tbh @rCharlotteSmith @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu Is Blobby just queer culture now THE MOST CURSED TIMELINE As much as I fucking hate this girlcock at least it smells like a girl's. Possibly one of my favorite parts of HRT tbh I wanna travel more. I feel like I miss so many of you despite never meeting you in person. @HeckingJen I thought it was cute :3 @TheLadyRaine You're a good friend who I like seeing on my TL :3 @HeckingJen It's part of why I'm a big vore supporter despite not being into it :V @twinkrobot oh gosh 💦 @twinkrobot honestly that sounds incredibly fun "@twinkrobot As someone who's very, very interested in trying hypno I'd love to hear said effect >.>" i want my collar :/ "when life gives you depression, make shitposts which i'm choosing to call depressionade" Am I Feeling Dysphoric or Just Sad For No Reason & Other Estrogen Mysteries @TrancewithMe You worded this perfectly! That's exactly how it feels 💕 @JesskaNightmare It's a really smart way to update the character. They should do this in the comics if they haven't already imo @erinbanneret Exactly! Not to sound biased but like stoner lesbians are ✨VALID✨ and 🎵A🎶MAZ🎵ING🎶 @emuchaton sounds like she's a massive exhibitionist and honestly like same I remembered Transformers Devastation came out on PS4 and I grabbed that shit without a second thought. So I'll be able to play it but it was still a massive dick move to remove it from Steam. This was a fun game 💣🐭💣 https://t.co/acwrmLEvKs "Why couldn't they have given us a heads up? Pinball Arcade did. Hell, doing so almost guarantees a spike in sales! Why not squeeze some last dollars out of it before the license expires? Fucking sucks. Goddammit." "This really sucks because I really, really like having Steam be my ""mostly one stop location for all my PC games"" Pirated games feel immaterial to me. It's hard to explain. But to only be able to own it as a cracked game on some random harddrive is really, REALLY annoying." @yay_mie lol have we seriously played together before? that's awesome! <3 @TheCatMom https://t.co/nkNhJIPmTV "AAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK??? Well shit guess I gotta pirate it, don't I? Fuck that's been on my wishlist for ages." Ashe is a really fun Overwatch character I'd love to play her sometime Overwatch continues to be super queer btw https://t.co/dOqeneDr2A @MapleReam Guess what: Mistress is shorter than me :3 "@emuchaton @cyberwitchlexi oh of course there has to boundaries, but making her worry that you could reveal it all at any moment is so important" @emuchaton @cyberwitchlexi oh wow i bet you can't wait to share all the lurid details on your timeline! :3 @emuchaton @cyberwitchlexi omg she must be so embarrassed! "@neilcic ""We took classic animation and made it look less animated"" isn't usually the best way to win over animation fans. lol what is that guy even saying" I mean of course I bought these two https://t.co/tpbzCAeyNY @BoringNerdyKate This this this this this @trgrrl can i help @itsviviactually Mistress does that for me. The more I can miss the better imo "So it wasn't until she gave me the total and I glanced at her face that I understood. I had to fight back tears when we got back to the car. I don't think cis people really, truly understand how cruel the world they constructed is to us." What especially fucked me up was that as far as what was *said* she was downright polite. If you recorded the audio it would've sounded fine. I tend to tunnel vision in big stores so at first I didn't realize she was literally *scowling* at me the *entire fucking time* "While buying Jen's new TV at W*l-M*rt today, the cashier looked at me with an expression that can only be described as ""confused disgust."" This is what being trans is sometimes. I was nothing but smiles and politeness, she acted like I took a dump on her register." "@Valkyrie497 You're so welcome! Most of my MPs are 'cons, lol 💕" @PrissyOrcGF Probably mostly demonic spells. Maybe stay away from holy healing spells just to be on the safe side :V @MapleReam aaaaah I'm blushing you're the best thank you! 💕💕💕 @MapleReam THAT'S THE PLAN TBH 💕💕💕 "@theesoli - I'm a girl with a penis so no genital assumption on my part - I didn't say ""gay,"" I implied ""queer"" - Gay can mean gay girls" If any cis people are confused by the percieved incongruence between my voice and body: Kindly read the shirt and figure it out on your own 💕 https://t.co/1JEK0sfaDE "@MapleReam I mean I thought it was fun, so no apology needed here 💕" @PrissyOrcGF @cyberwitchlexi @trgrrl because you're part of the cool 3am gang like the rest of us 💕 "@TheRavenousDyke Not fucked up at all! You and other trans people like you are the heroes we need, frankly." "@MidnightOwl35 I'd somewhat empathic to all that (even if I shouldn't be) but maybe she shouldn't be like ""This is my OPINION and I can't wait for the haters to yell at me!!"" Those are not the words of a confused person making an honest mistake." End capitalism. Me: *working my ass off with a fair amount of luck on my side to get a chance at a extremely intense surgery that I won't be fully recovered from for over a year* Some cis assholes: WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A DICK??? I fucking wish I didn't have genital dysphoria and could forgo surgery altogether just to piss people like that off. But the reality is it's a surgery I'm going to need and fully plan to get soon and it's infuriating that some cis people think I'm purposely taking my time. Seriously why do cis people think bottom surgery is literally 100% of transition "I mean if you're really gonna overtly request feedback like that: - It's exorbitantly expensive and not all insurance plans will pay for it - Trans women are women - Our genitals are, medically speaking, none of your fucking business Hope that helps!" Grabbed the shirt and sweatshirt I wanted from the Mega64 Black Friday sale and the sweatshirt sold out in 4 minutes so I'd say my staying up until 1am for it was justified <3 https://t.co/KWfiGLSpd2 @Lord_Kristine I admit I thought it'd be easier. This set is on Amazon but NONE of them are hybrids :/ https://t.co/tUoJzVLZDo "@Lord_Kristine welp, buying these now" @hemmingcost Arguably the entire point of animation is to make things that look better than real life. So of course the solution would be to undo all of that lol @mega64 Powerful. girlballs smell amazing okay??? @hl_rowe better is subjective @Estrus_flask It looks a thousand times more realistic. It's not prettier. @emuchaton honestly seeing a picture of such a good drone is just giving me thoughts of obeying so i think i will @cyberwitchlexi it's frankly adorable how clueless they are @anarchopupgirl it's a good fucking meme @Calliethulhu really really really good >.< 💦💦💦 We need a melody A gorgeous 4-part harmony So it all makes sense There's gotta be more than this @Calliethulhu s-stop making it hot "Later that night we went to a gig And she asked for some advice ""What do you do with your hands when you're singing Do you just hold onto the mic?""" She got a bachelor's degree in physics And a job in computer programming It's pretty cool for a singer in a band So I knew we would end up jamming "It was hot, hot A hundred degrees But she only went in up to her knees She didn't wanna take off her jeans 'Cause that would be insane" @AngryNerdBird I thought the $150 one was the Hasbro release and that one definitely didn't use to come with Ratbat (it's the one I bought) "@AngryNerdBird No, I know. I just don't want to have to pay for a second Soundwave :V There's also a Transformers Collectors Club release of Ratbat from a couple years ago I might get instead." @CookieCyboid @cyberwitchlexi you should know i'm extremely excited to see what you're gonna do with it! :3 @CookieCyboid @cyberwitchlexi OH HECK YES YOU GOT ONE??? :D @MapleReam 💕💕💕 @CookieCyboid braver than the troops @MapleReam ohgoshjfsdgsdfgfgfdgss 💦 @Valkyrie497 It was really weird but we were otherwise starved for G1 and it seemed less weird at the time @MapleReam Awwww you're sweet and adorable! :3 And I'd love to suck your dick! 💕 @MapleReam HUGE GOALS TBH YOU'RE A BIG INSPIRATION FOR ME "less G1 and more ""that weird period of time in the early to mid 00's when G1 portrayals of Transformers characters were weirdly puffy""" eternity collar still isn't here yet and we're not gonna have a chance to pick it up again until tuesday D: (long story but we shipped it to the previous address and it's an hour and a half away so we can't check every day) @Valentine__Vale thankshorny "thank you for this perfect screenshot, @ChastityQueer https://t.co/eEjCYlrr0O" @Valentine__Vale @ASecretRobin @emuchaton as a fellow disaster it speaks to me on a deep level @Anarcho_Vampire the cishets discovered chastity cages and are calling them penis locks @CookieCyboid https://t.co/BZKUOtQZoR "@ExistentialEnso In other words, are these people capable of understanding gradual change? I mean fuck climate change has been going faster than anyone predicted for years now. The planet's actually moving on a scale we can reasonably see & some people are STILL like ""It's gets cold sometimes!""" "@ExistentialEnso I've always wanted to sit a climate change denier down and ask them a few questions: 1. Did you think the warming was going to happen all at once? 2. (Assuming they said no) Give me your best guess as to what the years from ""normal"" to ""planet on fire"" would look like." @ASecretRobin @AliceAvizandum SCREAMING @Calliethulhu In art when you do a rubbing with like charcoal or something similar it's called the same thing and it makes me giggle every time I hear it. OH MY GOD THE NON-QUEERS FOUND OUT ABOUT CHASTITY CAGES We joke about kink shaming but seriously if you're gonna unironically imply there's something inherently wrong with kink just unfollow me now before I disappoint you. I don't think we're gonna find a lot of common ground. "@carrots_smith What is she even referring to? Like even if this wasn't really gross kink shaming, I'd still be like ""No... it wasn't?""" @ASecretRobin @CookieCyboid blobby really does kinda sound like obscure british slang for sex now that I'm thinking about it @TheLadyRaine @WilloIllo @rCharlotteSmith @Triclilith I'm planning on cropping in a Sylveon head for my pics but same basic idea *nods* @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith @Triclilith I fully support this 10000% @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu Her corrupting influence is rather legendary. @CookieCyboid That expression of pure delight you have is the exact same one Mistress makes whenever she's terrible lol @rCharlotteSmith @TheLadyRaine @Calliethulhu https://t.co/MWOpJUF8nr @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith @Calliethulhu https://t.co/JGurEEcIbf "@rCharlotteSmith @Calliethulhu Sounds to me like you found your wedding dress, Charlotte." @CookieCyboid look if i'm being honest i couldn't retweet fast enough @rCharlotteSmith @Calliethulhu HUSH YOU'D BE THE CUTEST EVER @rCharlotteSmith @Calliethulhu if by some chance you needed to crowd fund it I would share the SHIT out of it jsyk "@binarytoddler 4 isn't big, sweetie" @binarytoddler suuuuure! about as big as me :P @JesskaNightmare Wait it's R1 my bad "@JesskaNightmare Fire lots of web with L1 I think? Incapacitates enemies, and pins them to surfaces when they're getting back up from a punch. Took me about an hour to really get a feel for the controls but it's so rewarding and fun after that. (I just got a PS4 too!)" @rCharlotteSmith did you know you're too hecking adorable @emuchaton i'm on spiro so yes @JesskaNightmare Also do what you need to to stay safe on this hellsite. We know the support is there. Thank you so much 💕 @JesskaNightmare Fuuuuuuuck that person holy shit. You didn't do anything wrong. At this point what they're doing is just harassment. @communalsauce Dabs are objectively the best way to get high imo @AliceAvizandum oh nice it's literal kink shaming next on the discourse docket that always goes well Mistress made us match for Thanksgiving! @SteampunkPenny @norintha https://t.co/SfAqDUHHDO "I said basically the contents of the last two tweet to Mistress and she's confused as to why I'm saying actually wearing one for that long would be ridiculous >.< ""I want to get my money's worth!""" "I mean! N-not actually wear one for that long! That'd be ridiculous! *clears throat* I just meant like, I'll have the balls to hold it in place for that long instead of losing my balls in a month or two like I originally thought >.>" "OH HECK I just realized that since I'm skipping the orchi and going straight for the vaginoplasty, I'm gonna have the ability to wear a chastity cage for like 9 months now" "This isn't just being gendered correctly. I'm talking about how it feels like no one really unironically says ""girl"" that way anymore, so for some it might feel like another cis ally trying way too hard, but not me. I love that shit." "Confession: I unironically love it when cis girls use ""girl"" (instead of like ""dude"" or something similar) when talking to me. Extra points for ""giiiiirl"" I think maybe some trans women find it a little condescending depending on the context? I dunno. Just give me all of that." just because a muskslut isn't outwardly crying when you put on deodorant doesn't mean she isn't crying on the inside @MapleReam also nice https://t.co/bYCLyIpNHz @MapleReam Hmmmm it might be piercings after BA then? We'll see. But both of those things have been major goals of mine for a long time 💕 I think I've figured out why I like this album so much. My favorite songs on it remind me a TON of Pinkerton. It's a Pinkerton where Rivers was in a much better place emotionally. I'm kinda regretting discarding Weezer for so long but I'm gonna rectify that. @MapleReam I mean I'm planning on getting breast augmentation too so they better look good with that lol >_> @MapleReam I want nipple piercings so bad! You should absolutely get them :3 "@CookieCyboid I mean you exist, and there's porn of you The system works!" @AngryNerdBird I have Soundwave and I'm eyeing that new-ish cassette pack as well! At some point I'm gonna have to figure out how to secure a Ratbat too lol "@junebyot It's a really, really good album cover" @Orc_tids I'm only a few months older than the original Legend of Zelda! What a coincidence 💕 "@elysianechoes Oh my god I forgot there was already a black album. Maybe a little less embarrassing than when they called their last self titled album the white album (you're really gonna go ""we're as good as The Beatles???), but they need to stop that lol" "@QueerGirlEmilie @JTWhitworth @rCharlotteSmith It's a real ranch! And yeah, I'm very lucky 💕" "Okay I'm done quote tweeting asshats tonight, I promise." @HeckingJen only sometimes @princessproto Let's put it this way: Gengar is a friend. Stay away from any Drifloon you might see >_> This song is sooooo good! The video is appropriately bizarre too. https://t.co/V8NqfvCG4k @princessproto Ghost Pokemon are the best though! Most of them just want to play! Most of them >.> @HeckingJen i would also like to know for a friend "Too many breakups going on around me this past week :/ Only just ""around."" Friends and friends of friends, mostly. Jen, Mistress & I are fine. But it still makes me really sad." "@ExistentialEnso God I'm so sorry, Thorne. I know DMing isn't often your thing, but if you ever need someone to listen, I'm *always* available, okay? 💕" @cosmicdicks https://t.co/pXRKMH1yIr "It's on par with the Green Album imo. Mexican Fender and Feels Like Summer in particular I really, really like. And now I'm kind of excited for the Black Album wtf" So apparently Weezer announced their fifth self-titled album today but I got all distracted by the album they released last year so let's talk about that instead. It's really good! I'm actually surprised by this! I don't think I've enjoyed a Weezer album since 2005. https://t.co/G3iuPXTmpP "@lewdspacegem or, in other words: *also whines but louder*" "@lewdspacegem I say this as a loving jab with a giant smile on my face, but SOME of us don't even have the right equipment and will have to wait bare minimum a year before we can enjoy such a thing :P" @lewdspacegem https://t.co/uXfst4VL6Q @MattyFranklyn (I explained that horribly. BBTS has this handy map thingy listing the last possible day you can have stuff delivered to get it before the holidays based on what state you're in) "@MattyFranklyn When I say ""right before"" I mean ""within the handy calendar window BBTS has every year."" Christmas is on a Tuesday. I was planning on aiming for a Thursday delivery 💕" @Roodypatooti and you're so sweet! 💕 The 3 Masterpiece conehead seekers are 44% off on BBTS and someone who's initials are KATHRYN just cashed in this year's Christmas gift to nab all 3 >.> (not gonna ship the pile of loot until *right* before x-mas tho because i'm pretty sure doing anything less would be illegal) https://t.co/Zf6GUDph5l @cosmicladyrosa you are cordially invited to fuck my neo vagina doggy style 💕 @emuchaton 💕 "I'm assuming they're not actual strays (tho if so what the fuck), so how is there not clear regulations against having unaltered cats or dogs on board?" In this episode of TNG Data says there are TWELVE male cats wandering around the ship with the implication that any of them might not neutered (which is probably how Spot got pregnant) How is the ship not COMPLETELY overrun with cats? @Jennimason0990 SAME If they ever get the jumbo one back in stock I'm grabbing it for sure "okay i can explain 1. it's not a pokemon plushie ""addiction"" because i can stop whenever i want 2. they were out of the jumbo lapras and this is the second biggest one they had https://t.co/KaniEu4N7U" @SissaDreki WHOLESOME AS HECK apropos of nothing (certainly not other horny sluts on my tl) i suddenly feel like we really need a person-sized cage for the household 👀💦 @upandoutcomic this is deeply cursed and i hate it *retweets* @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh goals >.< huge gender euphoric fantasy I've been having a lot lately is getting fucked from behind once my vagina is installed 💦 @Calliethulhu HUGE AGREE it's one of my favorite things about being in this community 💕 @ASecretRobin @emuchaton i mean these are really good tho Heck 😍 @Calliethulhu more gay keyboard smashing gays can't drive bottoms can't swear thank goddess i'm owned frankly i've fully accepted my role as a bottom okay Me at 11: Heck! Dang! Gosh! Me at 21: Fuck! Shit! Goddamn! me at 31: hecking! dang! gosh! @JesskaNightmare that's a big mood there @ASecretRobin @emuchaton yeah like taking quality butt pics is so dang hard i don't know how she does it i've only pulled it off like twice these are quality butt pics tho so great job 💕 Tall girls are VALID and GORGEOUS okay??? @emuchaton deeply cursed @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu https://t.co/WQbZfel5Fh @JTWhitworth @QueerGirlEmilie @rCharlotteSmith We created one! :3 @CookieCyboid https://t.co/nLI0naSNi4 if you say arse with an american accent i'm pretty sure a unicorn dies he says arse and bollocks a bunch at one point because it's an amiga system and oh my fuck PLEASE go back to talking about diarrhea https://t.co/UCbGLNITuI "@QueerGirlEmilie @rCharlotteSmith *one of the lesbians, not only of the lesbians literally the opposite of what i meant lol" @QueerGirlEmilie @rCharlotteSmith That's what I mean except I'm only of the lesbians so I'm on a ranch with currently 2 lesbians :P We're in a polycule too so we're all dating each other <3 @Triclilith @CookieCyboid @rCharlotteSmith it's what happens in the fungeon! oh my god this song is so fucking GOOD??? https://t.co/Vz4avQ5TME @rCharlotteSmith We're literally 3 soon to be 5 lesbians living on a ranch. What'a a male orgasm? "@Triclilith @CookieCyboid @rCharlotteSmith what a weird way to spell ""fun implications""" @emmasspace35 I'm liking what I'm finding so far! @TarbNLoew @RileyJayDennis hecked up that you can't actually say yes when they ask you to join them after the nugget bridge imo Damn this is a good album cover too. oh no i'm falling down a weezer hole help https://t.co/ixff1mW6Zr When I was 15 I made all four band members from Weezer into Mega Man sprites. Just randomly remembered that. I was the HEIGHT of cool in high school lemme tell ya "@ThatQueenMab There's always been some in their music here and there, but it's so hokey and overdone at this point imo" OH I FORGOT ABOUT THE RECENT WEEZER MUSIC REFERENCE THAT GOT WEIRDLY POPULAR WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME https://t.co/9coT3OBtWc "I will say while looking for these I did find a song I thought was really good, didn't sound like Cuomo wrote the lyrics on a napkin right before recording, and has a really good video. But like, I'm done buying Weezer albums that have like 2 good songs. https://t.co/0XtvDloZAj" oh my god the red ablum was so terrible i felt dirty even searching for this https://t.co/vUSQeXffqi You think I'm joking? https://t.co/tNUcBIGIxO "Listen I know no one clicks random YouTube videos on Twitter but you have to believe me, Weezer now only makes songs about music and pop culture that Rivers Cuomo grew up with." Me (dying of music references): Please... Rivers... stop making songs where you just list your favorite bands... Rivers Cuomo: ... Rivers Cuomo: https://t.co/P5pjejj502 #OcarinaOfTime is 20 hecking years old today! I've replayed this game countless times since it came out and I swear I find something new in it each time. Still one of the best games ever made imo. @TenaciousRanch The long-awaited sequel! https://t.co/pcFCEkIhLp @KittenFemme I think I'm too much of a dumb slut I seriously don't get the joke >.> @maritronic9k @TenaciousRanch okay this is the cutest thing i've ever read (I ordered a Dragonite and an Ekans but I don't think I'll be able to stop there tbh) i'm sorry but the pokemon center has a new line of plushies called sitting cuties AND I JUST https://t.co/cfznd4BBJg Plain bagels are the obvious opposite of everything bagels and should therefore be called nothing bagels @emuchaton literally buying porn rn because same @CookieCyboid doing kink the right way honestly @CookieCyboid oh goshhhh 😳😍💕 @NireBryce Listen that's a valiant effort to gross me out but I'm gay enough to still be curious tbh """Melt"" is such a good word for describing that very particular horny/flustered feeling I'm sure we're all familiar with because it accurately describes both how it feels AND the effect it's having in your panties heck 💦" @LitmusKitten oh gosh i'm pretty sure a bell would just keep me wet 24/7 >.> @LitmusKitten I feel all subby and melty just thinking about it! 😊💕 This bitch is finally gonna be PROPERLY collared like the good girl she is :3 🔒💕 @TheLadyRaine @neondreamgirl That's one of the funnest parts of these things: They're like a secret kinky handshake that other kinky people understand :3 that fluttery feeling you feel your heart when your Mistress calls you a good girl 😍💕🦋 @TheLadyRaine Mistress picked out the titanium one for me :3 @TheLadyRaine My ex wore one non-stop for a year and it worked amazingly. (also it'll never not be hilarious to me that I sincerely gave domming a very pathetic try for her sake) @ikksplicit Oh they are! :3 https://t.co/W6T56D3zC2 I might be getting my eternity collar tomorrow!! *bounces* @Calliethulhu nothing I can do about it? heck not to sound like such a huge gay but is there anyway I can help the process along?? @SeanWithersDraw *offers hugs* I recall seeing you tweet about that. I actually thought of you when I decided on the wording for the comic edit and realized they're trying to pin the same bullshit on all of us. "(Her actual name is Mastermind Creations Titanika if you're curious, but you won't find her anywhere beyond constantly checking eBay and getting lucky like I did)" OMG one of my personal action figure grails had a listing on eBay finally! BIG GORL Strika will be here next week I'm so excited! https://t.co/0KrA586yGJ https://t.co/SVczbdmXzY so much hypno content on my feed lately i kinda just wanna submit you know??? "✌🏳️‍🌈🐛🤔🐅🐆💦 Gay and furry, sounds about right" @gwen_no_fear lesbians are just naturally the best cuddlers @Waffliesinyofac Woobat! :3 I literally have All The Pokemon but I wanna see what people's answer to this is :3 https://t.co/a94XZU3FqN @emuchaton gosh your tits are like so wow 😍 @emuchaton look your balls are like impossibly cute it's hard to resist taking a peak okay why are we even doing bios anymore lol https://t.co/XueXBrXEv3 @MattyFranklyn There's a Wal-Mart exclusive Hot Rod reissue as well as a Devastator reissue in the states. They were out of Devastator but I bought two Hot Rods despite not even liking the character because that box design is just incredible imo @Calliethulhu literally just saving a screenshot because of how exactly perfect and relevant to my interests that tweet was i mean HECK https://t.co/VDWULklGUC @Calliethulhu sshfrhnfnrntbvvgfdjnnbvsssyjjrghnbcffg bbbhhnbff hhfdsd hbbb 💦💕💦💦💦💕💦💕 @Calliethulhu YESPLEASEWITHMISTRESSPERMISSIONOFCOURSE >_< 💦💦💦 One of the rare instances where we had the spoons to venture into a W*l-M*rt yielded a pretty nice haul! https://t.co/opaPC2caRK honestly just keep me knocked up forever tbh 💦💕 @CookieCyboid @cyberwitchlexi Oh gosh goals!!! 😍💦💦💦 """LGBTQ people"": Not technically incorrect but sounds a little awkward and you're probably not queer yourself but it's cool ""LGBTQ [person/character/referring to a specific individual and not a hypothetical person]"": Please sit down, you're embarrassing yourself" @TerraSirena Use block chains if you aren't already. Significantly reduces the hate in my experience. (And sorry of my retweeting sends any negative attention your way! You made a REALLY good thread and I think people should read it 💕) "Basically all of this thread is perfect and I'd retweet every tweet in it, but y'all should just read it all yourselves" @JuniperTheSloth Mine's not that impressive otherwise I would too lol @twinkrobot 💕💕💕 @Estrus_flask I'm definitely getting one! It'll feel BETTER than real because I'll hold it my fucking pussy that I'll finally have :3 @Angry_Gr0bi Midna is without exaggeration one of the best characters Nintendo has ever created. Best Zelda companion by far. I love Twilight Princess 💕 "So, TECHNICALLY she can be all five of those letters at once because of how complicated queer identities can be, but in general can you just say ""lesbian"" if that's what mean? We're not just a porn category." @Orc_tids YES I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT BUT OH GODDESS YES @Orc_tids Oh yeah I'll probably get a feeldoe as well. But just the idea of owning one of those cheesy porno ones that are hilariously unattached gives me gender euphoria lol "Also not being able to feel it will be so nice. Which if you're not trans I'm sure that sounds bizarre, but like, having it be a numb, unattached tool that ISN'T as good as a real one makes me gender euphoric just thinking about." "@ForeverFrskyFox On-demand ""erections"" that never soften even for a second. Really it's just an upgrade" "I just love the idea of getting a strap-on as soon as I get rid of my girlcock. It's hilariously redundant but also feels like I'm flipping the patriarchy off by being like ""Yeah sometimes I could use something like this, but I'll take the fake one honestly, less hassle.""" "@twinkrobot As an owner of an anxious brain, I totally get it 💕" "@twinkrobot (Hopefully that doesn't come off as weird. It's really just me being happy that you're happy, despite how annoyingly complicated gender can be)" @twinkrobot I think anyone with their priorities in order would appreciate how wonderful your gender/genders are. Like I love hearing about how you experience gender. It's a window into such a complex concept and I think genderfluid people in particular have a fascinating perspective. @twinkrobot You have two genders and that's valid and awesome 💕 "@twinkrobot I'm a binary trans girl and you can call yourself all those things as much or as little as you want. I know me saying that won't make you stop feeling guilty, but I'll say it over and over again all the same 💕" @ForeverFrskyFox I know this isn't what you mean but I'm excited to try a strap on once my real girldick is gone tbh :3 can i plz have vagina this girldick thing is getting so old @SissaDreki That's indescribably tragic @GoodWitchLeigh (same lol) Train set goals "@queer_queenie Let's see, 2013? I'm pretty sure I would've transitioned early if 2013 me got to see 2018 me. ""I GET TO HAVE BOOBS???""" "@TheAshenCouncil (I'm really, really sorry for my contribution there. Would never have @'ed you had I known :/ )" How many nameless victims on the list this year? I haven't yet seen. Last year was the first #TDOR event I went to. There were candles & readings of names. Then they mentioned the nameless deaths. Unknown victims. Their stories are gone. Forever. That's when I started weeping @maritronic9k That was around the first time I saw it! I've been obsessed with it ever since lol ONE MORE THING I bought the recent Bluray release to watch on our new fancy 4K TV and it looks STUNNING. There's a 4K version too and I'm considering it. The transfer is from the original film negatives and it seriously looks like it was filmed yesterday. Highly recommended. https://t.co/eQ96gNKpP4 I know this statement is completely empty. A technically good PR move were it not for the fact that the supposed voice of god himself seems to disagree. So I'll take the platitude at face value. But fuck the pope. "Fuck the pope, tho" "@kirwinia @TheAshenCouncil Okay, should I be worried here? We were mutuals until just a second ago but a very specific part of their bio is really fucking concerning me to say the least." "@FairlyLip I'll @ @TheAshenCouncil too since she mentioned it too. Never heard of that genre because I'm not into anime, but according to Google, there's no gender requirement for the genre. In Western media it's almost always a girl. Doesn't have to be, but I feel like that's a key part." "I could talk about this movie for ages (I forgot until we were watching it last night that I have a usually-reserved-for-Star-Wars encyclopedic knowledge of its production and was sharing factoids with everyone), but for now I just wanted to thank Labyrinth for being so Labyrinth https://t.co/5FVwkpN7qZ" "I really have to thank Labyrinth for being so unapologetically ""80s girl gets spirited away to the fantasy land of her dreams."" I think the small part of me that knew I was a girl appreciated a ""safe"" exposure to such a thing Sarah's story could've been my story, in another life https://t.co/K7rz5h4lwI" "I don't think it did poorly in its initial run because it was a feminine-feeling movie, but I do think that without the Wizard of Oz inspiration, someone at some point would've suggested they make something with more mass market appeal (read: more marketable to boys) https://t.co/UivXnHaa8L" "Especially given how poorly it did at the box office :/ Make no mistake, you've heard of Labyrinth only because of its cult following. I've loved this movie for most of my life, but I had no idea it did so poorly at the box office originally until reading about it last night. https://t.co/Wk92q2y68u" "Anyway, I've been thinking about this subgenre again since watching Labyrinth last night. Were it not for that established subgenre to build upon, there's no way in hell we would've gotten such a feminine (but not overly feminine or just for women) story. https://t.co/INGv1iJ5vm" "And I can only think of a single ""BOY lost in weird fantastical world"" and it's the second half of The Neverending Story (the book by Michael Ende) or if you prefer (why would you prefer this?) The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter." "One of my favorite subgenres of fantasy is ""girl lost in weird fantastical world"" Alice in Wonderland Wizard of Oz Labyrinth Spirited Away Coraline Mirrormask Pan's Labyrinth has elements of the subgenre as well, but it also subverts a lot of its tropes" "@SecretGamerGrrl Social taboo perhaps, but I have gotten several DMs to this effect and every time it was an honest mistake as far as I can tell and I unblock the person immediately. It's definitely something I like to encourage." "@NireBryce Year and a half is pretty much exactly what I've been experiencing, at least so far. This is way more info than I was aware was out there, thank you!" @NireBryce That's awesome! Noticed a really prominent growth spurt in the flesh beneath my right areola. It's really hard to describe but basically it looks like there was a lot of growth in a short time. Explains the resurgence in tiddy pain! I love that I'm still growing! 💕 @NejFrog @AnomriaReid Thank you so much I'll make sure to do that next time 💕 @HeckingJen Phil Collins is next! @SissaDreki Thank you! You're unbelievably sweet. Maybe one day I'll be able to visit you instead 💕 @rCharlotteSmith i suddenly want pigtails o_o "@rCharlotteSmith silly, silly switch :P" @rCharlotteSmith !!! my favorite >:3c gonna share the story? :P @WynneCluster We appreciate y'all too! Thank you 💕 @rCharlotteSmith the fun kind or the bad kind? @TheMadMissMovie Awwww thank you! You're so hecking sweet! 💕 @cosmicladyrosa We should!! wait really https://t.co/JmwMcgVaNV "I mean I guess as long everyone on here I've called a friend is okay with me caring potentially way more about you than you might expect, I should be okay. These are just thoughts I worry myself over sometimes." "It's part of why I want to travel and meet as many of you as soon as I can. I feel like it would make that connection feel more real because I'm terrified that I might be investing more of my heart into the friendship than you are (which you should absolutely be free to do, btw)." "Online friendships can be weird because for a lot of you (hopefully you know who you are) I care a whole lot about you despite how little we might talk. I'm often a little embarrassed that I'm opening my heart up so much, but it's honestly how I feel." "@TheSecretCallie I know this was like 15 hours ago but it showed up on my feed and I wanted to say that I don't think you're a bad friend and I really, really value our friendship 💕" "@flowercrownderg Cis men. I'm not really the person to ask about this, I let trans men lead that conversation. From what I've seen them say, however, male privilege doesn't effectively map onto their experience either. It's a model that really only works for cis people if it works at all." I unironically love how my notifications have been going at a fairly slow pace for several weeks now and what woke them back up was some Hot Meme Content "Queer Twitter Discourse: ""Isn't there SOME way we can blame the patriarchy on the trans???""" "also gotta love how it's just an endless loop between ""do trans men have male privilege???"" and ""did trans women have male privilege???"" over and over again real top notch stuff, not soul crushing at all" @gnollvalue We haven't put ours up yet! I can't wait to take pics! <3 oops i made a thing https://t.co/Xw0ERoIpsd @Calliethulhu Index fossils are fossils of animals that are so prevalent and reliably found in specific geological strata that you can date the ground you're digging in by using them as a reference. Bowsette tweets are absolutely an index fossil. @TheSecretCallie aaaaaah no! That sounds so fucking awful. I want to give you a hug and let you raid my HRT bottles so badly :/ Twitch's general shittyness + our shitty internet basically ensures I'll never be able to watch a stream live :/ "I saw Dark of the Moon exactly once on a pirated cam rip out a sense of morbid curiosity & never watched it again. Thundercracker was in it? Either way I kinda dig his ""Starscream, but not quite"" body plan he has going on. I actually preordered this, what's wrong with me? https://t.co/832tPc17UV" @rCharlotteSmith agreed @ModelOmega_ It's very fun. I recommend it. "@NireBryce This really helped us, thank you." @Anarcho_Vampire @sapphixy Sorry that people are being so shitty :/ I also need surgery and people better not give me shit about that. It's an entirely valid part of transitioning. @PrissyOrcGF Lok'tar ogosh 😍 @NireBryce @squidlarkin Kinda panicked until I read this tbh >_> I don't need that kind of pressure either. Still extremely new to this. "@Anarcho_Vampire @Calliethulhu @quatoria @acutebitten Good, let's @ all of Trans Twitter lol" "@Calliethulhu @quatoria @acutebitten Yes, but only because you love it :P" @quatoria @Calliethulhu @acutebitten all at once is hotter tho @quatoria @Calliethulhu @acutebitten like all at once? 🤔 @Calliethulhu Goals: G or F GF: All I'm so proud of my girlfriend "@Calliethulhu i won't stand for these slanderous, entirely true facts!" "SO MANY GODDAMN HORNY SLUTS BEGGING TO BE BRED IN MY NOTIFICATIONS RN AND I BLAME YOU, @Calliethulhu" @EmmaIsGAYYYYYY @maritronic9k Gosh that's so kinky I love it! "@acutebitten @Calliethulhu @maritronic9k If it was me I'd plan to take a plane. Like next year sometime probably. Strictly hypothetically, you understand 👀" @maritronic9k @Calliethulhu @acutebitten YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE VS DJJB DG BBBNFGGBBBLLBB @Calliethulhu @maritronic9k @acutebitten fg chnbbfcggbg dstjkkbru oh goshhhh of course i'd ask Mistress for permission first but... yeah... >////> @maritronic9k @Calliethulhu @acutebitten SWIMMING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC AS WE SPEAK @Calliethulhu @acutebitten gkfjffjhshfkcucckfjskcc >_< 😳💕💦 @Calliethulhu @acutebitten (also thank you you're the best 😳💕) @EmmaIsGAYYYYYY Saaaaaaame omg 💦 @Calliethulhu @acutebitten LISTEN THIS IS BULLYING >_> "@acutebitten @Calliethulhu I basically said ""I have that fetish too"" in reply to her saying anyone cosplaying Catra in a suit can breed her, then panicked at the lack of response in part because of my unintentional ambiguity, then I deleted it, then it was now and I dunno what happened" @FairlyLip Take a wild guess :P @Calliethulhu THOUGH I GUESS THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF BREED COULD I BREED YOU WITH MY MOUTH? "@Calliethulhu I WAS WORRIED YOU'D THINK I WAS OFFERING TO BREED YOU I MEANT LIKE, I ALSO WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END" Trans girls with a breeding/pregnancy fetish are VALID. And NOT just because I have that fetish too >_> @emuchaton @Calliethulhu This is how we beat the patriarchy. We'll steal all their fetish fuel and make it lesbian. @Calliethulhu @SixArmedSweater This is like 90% the reason goblins are my favorite WoW race tbh @chompfish HIS HORNS ARE POTION BOTTLES I LOVE IT The dragon designs in this game are so goodl #SpyroReignitedTrilogy https://t.co/qHiFXyyO2A https://t.co/9U6YyqwnAx "Spyro is hecking gorgeous, y'all #PS4share https://t.co/0XGU9C26AG" @SixArmedSweater You sure are! Isn't it the best? 💕 Mistress & Jen are out shopping and look at the picture of the inside of the trunk they sent me!!! https://t.co/cbgtjRkLXT @emuchaton hydrated sluts would be a really good band name "Someone just followed me for the third time (over a span of I think like a week or two). I'm not an auto-followbacker, sorry. I try to keep my follows below 1,000." @Estrus_flask I'd love to! :3 @Samaliel Yep! Although it's a different button than the fire button. I believe it also repels enemies. @blackrosesocial @Maxo11x I LOVE THEM THEY'RE PERFECT What are some good settings to fiddle with if my shitty mountain internet connection is making Overwatch games feel a bit rubberband-y? "First PotG with Ashe and only my second time playing her! (It's not a very impressive PotG given that Bob is doing basically all the work, but special thanks to the other players for sucking so hard in comparison I guess lol :P) https://t.co/xoUbe8gAOi" @blackrosesocial I love kitties! :3 @SteampunkPenny "@erinbanneret @bunniplus I mean yeah, that's the core issue at hand here. The actual reason any of us dye our hair is of course because WE want to do it for OURSELVES." "@bunniplus I'm not trying to say everyone with colorful hair is gay. I was only talking about myself in that example because that's just what it would mean for me if I did it But yeah, I do suspect a lot (maybe not most, but a lot) of women do it to signal to other women that they're queer" "Like y'all can't recognize very overt feminine features when they're right in front of you, you complain about eating your girlfriends out... Are you sure you even like women? Seems like us lesbians are running circles around you in that department." "And yes, there's WAY more wrong with his argument than just assuming all women want to attract men, but as a lesbian, that aspect is what pisses me off the most. Like, if *I* had purple hair, it would be in part so OTHER QUEER GIRLS NOTICE ME." "Straight cis boys literally can't tell what ""femininity"" is and honestly I'm kind of starting to worry about them." "More accurately ""sapphic women exist"" but I want something short and to the point that he'll understand." "Gay women exist, you sentient toadstool." "What the fuck is the significance of a heartbeat? *Fish* have heartbeats. Yet even some vegetarians will eat them, partly because we don't measure humanity in heartbeats This ""great news"" will kill countless women, which is an actual human death toll Do *you* have a heartbeat?" This is such an amazing idea for a bookend! I want like fifty lol @ModelOmega_ Not my fault girlmusk is amazing :P @emuchaton https://t.co/yuxtn9An6Q @PrissyOrcGF *bounces in excitement* :3 @JesskaNightmare I'm a lesbian and I can confirm you're not in any way trying to prove lesbians are attracted to men. Anyone saying otherwise isn't arguing in good faith. "Calling it now: As transphobes start realizing intentional misgendering can get them suspended, they're going to start trying to conflate intentional misgendering with accidental misgendering as if literally anyone with even the barest context couldn't tell the difference." "@SleekNinjaMonk There's snow on the ground, so yes :P This is our third snow of the year!" "Like I know when you're that far down the TERF rabbit hole you're thinking ""it's not misgendering because science lol checkmate"" but then at that point wouldn't you also then say ""transphobia isn't real""? Why engage with the framework of transphobia at?" "I know Graham is a special level of bonkers, but seriously what the fuck do cis people think transphobia is if not at the bare minimum intentional misgendering?" @JenButtLewd goals "You were so close, buddy. It says gender identity right fucking there. That's the phrasing we use for clueless cis folks like you, do try to keep up." "Graham saw a long list that started with the ""race"" and got tired of reading it, presumably. https://t.co/Ig6e1ayEzo" @Hypnothulhu oh gosh you look so subby :3c 💕 y'all are the best lol 💕 https://t.co/D3b1cIDIYh @tasteLikeRozz https://t.co/CyxkCx428j @Calliethulhu i'm i'm the autumn aren't i "lol thanks for the perfect crop, twitter https://t.co/fpgvmKr17z" i'll stop taking selfies as soon as i stop looking so goddamn cute ✨💕✨ https://t.co/BugqCnDPJR @TheCatMom @rCharlotteSmith also i couldn't take this last night because Mistress was sleeping in the room but we have similar decorating tastes :3 https://t.co/3nU2F3dc4A "@KittenFemme I think it can fluctuate? At least at first? After like a few months in mine were painful, then at some point they stopped, now like 17 months in they're hurting even more now." @PlushieCS I agree that's probably the best approach. I do however wish that Lucas' stated intent with the accents (that this isn't a world of universal translators and some aliens probably would have accents of some kind) could be fully realized without racist connotations. "I don't want to claim that ""y'all"" is the *only* thing the south has given us that we don't hate and aren't ashamed of, but y'all realize that if you're gonna be dicks about who can use that word, we're just gonna use it harder, right?" "@cyberwitchlexi Your boobs are cute af, but implants are ✨VALID✨ All trans girls deserve big tiddies imo" @TheCatMom @rCharlotteSmith aaaaah so cute!! @TheCatMom @rCharlotteSmith no but you should! :o soft fren who bears a striking resemblance to @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/ORzkCPCrvW "other, much smaller new soft fren! https://t.co/bY7XONUVlv" new soft fren :3 https://t.co/SlQLSfTlpT @cyberwitchlexi Oh you mean human horn! I hear it's an aphrodisiac! "I don't care if this is silly, I'm treating it as 100% canon https://t.co/7iKG5Z33Rt" This place is pretty awesome tbh https://t.co/bAd6PvLujf We're having dinner at Totally 80's Pizza in Fort Collins and they have Pee-wee's bike! This isn't the original bike from Pee-wee's Big Adventure but it IS a near perfect replica they made to promote the DVD release in 2000! https://t.co/3aTtDbEIsL @CookieCyboid @EsserZed So yeah I'm pretty sure they replaced the bike shop with this guy @EsserZed @CookieCyboid You get a bike voucher later @PrissyOrcGF @Allikuja OMG YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS 💕 ALSO HRT IS SO FUCKING GREAT I LOOK ALL GIRLY NOW TOO WTF @CookieCyboid Weird. The only collection of bikes in Kanto is traditionally the bike shop in Cerulean. They must've added a bike collector character "@CookieCyboid ... that was a bike store, Cookie" I've played every core game released since 1998 and this is 100% accurate "@ExistentialEnso ""The existence of two enemies is impossible. This must be a zero sum game somehow.""" @CookieCyboid Perfect name for your Eevee btw :P "SONY ACTUALLY DID THIS WITHOUT PLANNING IT, THEY JUST FILMED IT AND SHOWED IT LIKE A DAY AFTER MICROSOFT FACEPLANTED IN FRONT OF THE WORLD MICROSOFT GAVE SONY THE GENERATION https://t.co/OOvUVQKudW" aw tight remember when they tried announcing this at that beginning of the generation and sony ate their lunch and ran victory laps around them and then the ps4 became the best selling console of the generation by a country mile? because microsoft apparently doesn't "@BellaRizinti 👅✌ no contest, especially of it's my 👅, next question" Having boobs rocks my tits "Anyway JP's Dilophosaurus is my favorite JP dinosaur partly because of how absolutely wrong she is, even for 1993 era paleontology. https://t.co/svoMyZLtfj" "(Jurassic World had a HOLOGRAPHIC Dilophosaurus, and Fallen Kingdom had a stuffed one, but a living, breathing Dilo? Just the one that ate Nedry)" "I love that in all FIVE of the Jurassic Park movies, an actual Dilophosaurus was seen exactly once. And given that its introduction to the franchise was ""Goddammit the Dilo is hiding"" it's somewhat fitting." None of my selfies are turning out the way I want but fuck it: Just got my eyebrows waxed 💕 https://t.co/qG5GecGbL8 @QuestForTori TRUE FACTS @Calliethulhu This is why the transtrender thing annoys me so much. If you want it it's real. It's a reflection of your heart. That's all that's required to be trans. "I think it's worth pointing out that Twitter told us they were going to start including intentional misgendering like this as hate speech. We're now seeing the results of that. There's still way more they need to do, but sometimes in a blue moon they're on our side." @cyberwitchlexi h-holy heck that outfit is just... gosh 😍 💦 @Calliethulhu Same except for me it was girls in really short (or even fully shaved!) hair 😍 Up until now I had been using this wallet from game stop for the past 13 years lol https://t.co/JIbzCYpu0K Finally have a proper purse and ladies wallet! 💕 https://t.co/2FoAvA6LFa "I really, really, really, really, really, really love being a lesbian 💕🏳️‍🌈💕" @ZJemptv The best kind of rapid onset :3 I swear my tits are filling this bra out more than they were just a couple days ago. My nips have been hurting a ton for weeks now tho so that's a decent tradeoff I suppose. Feeling cute this morning at breakfast with Jen & Mistress 💕 https://t.co/sf2L9KT2uC (obi-wan voice) you've taken your first step into a larger world 💕 @MattyFranklyn Like a dpofus I JUST bought the set from Amazon for $140 >.< Haven't opened it yet but Loki does look amazing So just a heads up to any other Marvel Legends collectors: I guess Hasbro sold all their A-Force box sets to Funko because Toys R Us (the store that had this as an exclusive) is no more? Regardless this is like $20-$40 less than eBay has them for. https://t.co/WxwSBTJUjF @ModelOmega_ @RealDorianDawes I softblocked him months ago and I really should have blocked him and warned others. It was this weird open secret that he was creepy and I'm not sure why I didn't say anything. Glad he's gone. Hope he says gone. "@PlushieCS I first heard that song in the credits for the Yahtzee review of Bioshock 11 years ago and bought it on the spot, lol. Never bothered listening to their other stuff tbh" "@GoodWitchLeigh Best feeling in the world, without question" @HeckingJen @TheLadyRaine https://t.co/fBCQD092FF @HeckingJen @TheLadyRaine Yep! @HeckingJen @TheLadyRaine At least I see notifications when people like your replies which is how I saw this one. Weird and annoying tho @HeckingJen @TheLadyRaine I also have been missing notifications from you jsyk "@JesskaNightmare Block chains are the only way to make Twitter bearable. It's smart and safe, not weak. Glad you started using it. It'll help." @ViciousVivi_V3 @FlaredFeline I see it too What https://t.co/crxgY4VftW @WolfieTwit @GoodWitchLeigh He likely deactivated @aSpaceCadette You got that right 😍 "It was this weird open secret that he was a creep. I think I could have done more to spread the word about that, and for that I'm sorry. But I'm glad a ton people came forward with stories and finally chased him off Twitter. I hope he's gone for good now." "I can have a really bad memory about exact receipts for people on Twitter, but I had heard enough about how creepy Dunsmore was that I unfollowed (or maybe softblocked?) him ages ago. I didn't block because I worried he might be an egg. Now I don't care. Fuck that creep." @notebookrot Nothing to be sorry about. Thank you for sharing all this 💕 @emuchaton <3 u 2 :3 @Calliethulhu I really wish I could think of something weird and shocking but I'm already so open with my kinks lol @Calliethulhu @CookieCyboid oh fuck i think i might be too >_> "@SteampunkPenny Mistress & I have been together for one year as of the 16th! I don't know what I did to deserve such an amazing Mistress that takes care of me so well, but I just spent the happiest year of my life & it's all thanks to her. I love you Mistress 💕" "I'm sure it was unintentional, but the trans community thanks you for your color choices." "this started as a shitpost in my head but then i typed it out and went ""well actually kinda""" getting bottom surgery so i can be a better bottom @LeahAmelia1 What a gorgeous glow up omg! ✨ @SixArmedSweater There's definitely a learning curve to figuring out how to deal with the way emotions work now but ultimately it's one of my favorite parts of being a girl :3 Crying is so much more recuperative now. @HeckingJen data insufficient require more butts for research purposes @HeckingJen @emuchaton curse your somewhat predictable betrayal this is so unfair most of it was ruined by deltarune spoilers and recent discourse but there's some on-brand content in there all the same th-this is bullying >.> https://t.co/cwoaoPWRN7 "@rCharlotteSmith vote lily, sis uwu" Let's just say that sometimes transbian eggs in their late teens have A Look and goddammit that was me "LRT Avery's problem with a pic of her when she was 18 is why I'll never share a pic of me at 19 posing with my brand new Wii that I got for standing in line in '06. It's really a goofy smile & the glow up is even more extreme, but I'm not giving that to any transphobes watching." @Triclilith nooooooooooo ;_; @QuestForTori Ours is rapidly melting but here's a view from one of our dining room windows! 💕 https://t.co/mZvyXsWViN @uselessneetgirl It's kind of a stretch but it makes for a funny punchline to my tweet :V @IikeClockwork https://t.co/T1qJP37lex (worth noting though that D․Va & Undyne are arguably only cops within fictional universes in their own fictional universes so at least the separation from reality is as extreme as it can be lol) Wow Detective Pikachu learned a ton from Transformers' attempt at live action movies: - Designs that actually look like the original characters - Letting the popular yellow character known for making cute sounds instead of talking just fucking talk finally jesus i really have to stop crushing on fictional cops goddammit i'm so ashamed https://t.co/OQYlkDb0Yo i put up a good fight for several hours there but the dysphoria goblin got me dysphoric "Trans women don't experience male privilege, we experience compulsive cisgendering." @emuchaton gosh emu that's really wholesome "@squidlarkin As I said in DMs, we're so happy for y'all! 💕" "@HexLatex This is the realest version of this meme, dang" I'm just saying Spider-Man PS4 would be even more fun if you had the option to play as Spider-Gwen @L0VEWIRE Reminding me of that in my own thread doesn't give the appearance that you're fine. But all I can do is trust that that's true for you. @princessproto *hugs* "lol thanks twitter, fuck you too https://t.co/IRJrnRa0d4" "Engaging in these ideas about just how male our experiences were pre-transition isn't fucking healthy. It takes a toll. Be kind to yourselves, everyone." I'm not a man I was never a man And today's discourse took more out of me than I thought it did "@L0VEWIRE I'm telling you that thinking this way is unhealthy. You're encouraging that little voice that speaks for your dysphoria, and I'm not gonna see you talk like this without at least reaching out." @L0VEWIRE I understand that you're not trying to claim this applies to all trans women. I'm really only looking out for your wellbeing here. "@L0VEWIRE Treating you like a man wasn't privilege, it was abuse. That has to be considered alongside any claims of privilege. It's more complicated than simply ""people treated you like a man""" "@MattyFranklyn That's a very good point, thank you. Mistress keeps an eye on things, and I have gotten better in the past year. You're always welcome to slap some sense into me regardless tho <3" "@MattyFranklyn I love that you're always there to remind me how far down the rabbit hole I can fall. Thank you. This time I'm doing loads better than I normally do, though. Trying to see it as funny, honestly." "@L0VEWIRE I'm not here to tell you you're wrong, just that, if it hurts to think of it that way, know that you don't need to." "@L0VEWIRE You're treated like a man, but you're not a man. That's not the same thing as what cis men experience, and calling it male privilege, even if that's technically accurate at times, gives ammunition to our enemies. It's true in a way, but also not helpful to think about." "@StebMcDreb Too much to explain. You're better off just not knowing, lol" "@Triclilith I believe she tries to improve. I don't think she's always successful, however." @Triclilith Natalie knows what she did and even she has wisely noped the fuck out of there lol "The Discourse: Come for the intellectual debate in an effort to hopefully better understand our world and community, stay because Y͞OU̸͎͈̪͓͙ ͕̦̹̕C̴̤A̲̯͈̼̖͚͇͞N̪ ͙̩̰̟̀Ṉ̸̩͎͉E̼͈͔V̦͔̦̖̙̤E̥̙͕̞͇R̫̠̺͉̲̳̠ ̘̮̭L̴͕E͔̤͚̣͠A̠̹̞͕̟V̰̦̘̰̝E̢̼̞̙" @rozietoez @SiobhanFTB @lisaquestions I can think of two people named Jess that have spoken about this before coming from the same basic stance. One of the many reasons discourse is such a drain. "@SiobhanFTB Some of this is from yesterday I think but I'm simultaneously seeing responses to bi lesbian discourse, ace/aro discourse, AND male privilege discourse All of it is because some of us think we know people better than they know themselves and all it doing is hurting our community" "@SiobhanFTB @rozietoez @lisaquestions There have been by my count at least 3 discourses today, one involving at least 2 prominent trans women, one of which I had never heard of before today but made one HELL of a negative first impression on me, like damn. And I'm still probably missing a ton. Fuck this website lol" "@lisaquestions It constantly needs to be refrained because apparently some of our own still don't fully believe it yet, and without that fact firmly in place in people's minds, transphobia will continue unimpeded." @lisaquestions Me: Trans women are women! Some queer people: UGH we know! ... Some queer people: Are trans women trying to atone for their maleness??? "@princessproto This lesbian welcomes you to that title whenever you want, if ever you want, without restriction 💕 (also, unrelated to that, you're incredibly cute 💕)" @gwen_no_fear We've both leaned heavily on the disposability of trans women aspect of controversies like this in the past. It's interesting (if not very depressing) to me that this was the last straw for both of us. "@gwen_no_fear There are multiple discourses going on right now, but if we're thinking of the same one, I'm sick of it too." "I'm normally WAY more caught up on movies than this, but I didn't realize Wreck-It Ralph 2 has been out for almost a week and a half!! I gotta see that at some point lol" "@JuniperTheSloth I didn't know that! Damn, you're probably right. She can still be claimed by us, though. Even if only in headcanon :3" I am now falling down the hole of adorable emu videos on YouTube. I can wait to get a few of these goobers for the ranch!! https://t.co/KUaSPAxIpL @GuildingLilly Awwww yeah that gender euphoria. I finally care about clothes because they're super fun now??? It's weird but awesome??? "It never even occurred to me that Noelle from Deltarune could be trans. My fursona has antlers FOR THAT REASON and it somehow didn't click for me that Noelle has antlers too. This is one of those ""she's ours regardless"" I think but it could have also been intentional." "@GoodWitchLeigh I kinda want ""These tits are my atonement for the patriarchy"" on a t-shirt" (Also I hear WAY more about trans women who transitioned and THEN became feminists almost out of necessity) "(I sometimes wonder if I was more receptive to feminism because I felt on some level that I was a woman, or at the time might've worded it ""I want to be a woman"" but that's speculation on my part at best and the idea that I transitioned BECAUSE I was a feminist is silly)" I became a feminist because it was the right thing to do. I transitioned because I'm a woman. These two events have nothing to do with each other. Trans woman: *exists* Some fucking assholes: Aaaah you must be trying to atone for your male privilege. I am very smart. "Basically all of these discourses can be solved with simply asked a queer person what their experience is like, believing them when they say it, and not going on to then argue that their experience should speak for us all. In other words, stop gatekeeping other queer people." "Ace/aro discourse, bi lesbian discourse AND male privilege discourse today in the span of a couple days. *deep sigh* We really need to stop doing this to each other." "Toy Story 4 has release not one but TWO teaser trailers and neither of them seem to be trying to justify TS4's existence after the ""No other trilogy has an ending this perfect"" ending to the trilogy almost a decade ago. Like they're acting like we're not still mad about this" "@Calliethulhu @Carin_McLeoud That sounds awesome and I'm adding it to my wishlist! Also, your hair looks amazing like omg 💕" "@G1rl_From_Mars Whenever I see pre-transition pics with a denial beard I'm always like ""Hey same."" We were rocking similar styles in 2015 lol This is one heck of a glow up!! 💕" @GenderIsDumb I completely agree with that. "@CaseyExplosion @JesskaNightmare As a fellow trans artist I respect the heck out of her. There's a freedom to her art, a confidence in her character designs that I really admire and have so much trouble incorporating into my own work. Her comics are really inspiring to me. (she's also an awesome person imo 💕)" Every other week on this hellsite https://t.co/y4bRBb6g6i "@Calliethulhu And on some level I feel that makes me part of the problem, even if that's all I can or should do at this point." "@Calliethulhu And what frustrates me about that is it's death by a thousand cuts. Each cut wasn't that bad. So in the future when people say ""What did Contra do?"" I'll never really be able to fully encapsulate the needed context. It'll just be... she's canceled." "@Calliethulhu I guess what I'm getting at is, just like countless times before, that understanding is there in my heart. I understand her actions, at least abstractly. But the repetition and her never really learning how to avoid this is what I'm having trouble ignoring at this point." "@GenderIsDumb Harassment is a very real way to control people, *especially* people with large followings." "@GenderIsDumb Being accepted by the queer community becomes a privilege when we deny others that acceptance. It's a very different privilege than is normally talked about, but it's a privilege regardless, and loss of that community can be and usually is devastating." "@Calliethulhu (Not to say that's what you're doing in the slightest. I'm talking long term and looking at the community in a big picture sense, because I know that can become a thing)" "@Calliethulhu I'm using canceling as a blanket term. I basically mean ""Are we gonna start saying her name in the same breath as White & Jenner?"" Yeah we can't stop her show, but making her miserable as much as possible by categorizing her as unforgivable is what I don't want." "@GenderIsDumb No it's not. It includes that, but it applies to a lot of different situations. G*mers will often gatekeep women from their hobby for being women, for example. Here I'm using it to describe the way in which the queer community gatekeeps its own members from using certain terms." "@Calliethulhu (Understanding her ""why"" doesn't mean I agree with it, in case it needs to be said. She's wrong in just about every way she can be wrong, but I also still think doing our best not to cancel her is important? I think? I'm so goddamn tired)" "@Calliethulhu I'm really fed up with defending her. Just like before I get where she went wrong. I understand why she said that. I'm also so fucking tired of this. I don't want her to be canceled, let's not dogpile her and all that, but I just wish she'd stop doing stuff like this. :/" @AliceAvizandum *stuck (I'm sure that was obvious to everyone but OCD and all) "However, my patience is definitely wearing thin. This seemed like a really obvious pitfall to avoid. Maybe take a break from Twitter again, Wynn. I dunno." "I see why she said all this even if I fundamentally disagree with why she said it and her saying it in the first place. I also think what she's doing for the trans community with her videos is too important to ""cancel"" (whatever that functionally means these days)." "She'll regret saying that. I don't know if this cycle she's caught in is healthy. I'm not really sure what the answer is here. I'm not willing to ""cancel"" her. That's my choice. Queer unity is one of core fundamental values." "I think Natalie (whoops there it is) believes that the justifiable reason is a pursuit of truth. Saying to a philosopher ""We don't talk about that even if it MIGHT be true for SOME because our enemies will use it against us"" is just going to make her want to talk about it more." Us talking about that does FAR more harm that good. There is NO justifiable reason to talk about how trans women might experience male privilege pre-transition. Transphobes are ALREADY saying this. They want everyone to believe that. That should be a red flag. "So in a philosophical sense (which is She The Most Problematic Of Faves' bread & butter), it might be a truth that exists outside of a trans woman's experiences. Privilege is usually this objective thing that the person enjoying it didn't ask for nor always knows is there BUT..." "Here's another thought experiment: If we took a cis girl and raised her as a boy (in the way transphobes believe is done to trans boys) would that girl enjoy male privilege? More importantly, is she any less of a girl? No, she's not. And THAT'S what matters." "And a lot of things we could call male privilege take on a MUCH different light if we assume that on some level, trans women have always been female. Suddenly what few aspects we could call ""privilege"" is overshadowed by a much more apt descriptor: Abuse." "For myself, I'm willing to entertain thought experiments about ways in which I might have been enjoying male privilege pre-transition. But that doesn't matter right NOW. As soon as I looked visibly trans, I stopped enjoying whatever male privilege I might've had." "Because ultimately, even if we could say that trans women objectively experience male privilege before transitioning: So what? Seriously, where does that get us? (Spoilers: Nowhere good)" "This is NOT the first time she's talked about this, y'all. This is one of those topics that early, EARLY on in her transition she lamented not being able to talk about it And I see the logic behind thinking it. But the argument is wrapped up in transphobia at a fundamental level" So She Who Increasingly Should Not Be Named These Days thinking that she was a man before she transitioned? Valid. But... She Who Keeps Putting Her Foot In Her Mouth On Twitter Dot Com should not then openly agree with a statement that paints ALL trans women in that light. Oooookay that's where the male privilege discourse started. *sighs and rubs face* Right. So... some trans people feel like they were their assigned gender before they transitioned. That's valid. But that should NEVER be assumed that that applies to ALL trans people. "@AliceAvizandum lol when did you hit 10k+? what's your secret, i've been stuff at <2,900 for months :P" "@CaseyExplosion I hadn't heard of this before, but now that I have? Of fucking *course* that's a thing in TERF circles. They built a community around bigotry. It's just toxic all the way down. https://t.co/P0agVgO2zN" @tainkirrahe CONGRATS ON IT NOT CRUMBLING IN YOUR HANDS INTO DUST SERIOUSLY @JesskaNightmare Gatekeeping in the queer community infuriates me so much. All it does is cause pain. I don't understand why it seems we have to remind everyone of this every few months. Fuck those people. I'm sorry you're going through all this. "(So to answer what I'm sure your next question is, yes of course I preordered the Spyro Trilogy, should be here Friday)" "My love of dinosaurs is well-known, but did you also know I love: - Dragons (dinosaurs with wings that can breathe fire) - Crocodilians (chill dinosaurs that just want to lay down & nap which I respect)" i'm sorry what https://t.co/pxO7Eu7Vb0 feeling cute uwu~ https://t.co/lLiYjQ1nYx @upandoutcomic Why are cis people so obsessed with this? You get similar search suggestions with basically any well-known/famous trans person and it's so goddamn rude. I'm so sorry you have to deal with this shit :/ @upandoutcomic Omg I'm so happy for you!! Can't wait to see pictures! :3 💕💕💕 @emuchaton Omg congrats on the HRT anniversary that is absolutely happening today! 💕 "@Marshmall0w48 Already covered that with ""y'all are just never happy with realistic cartoon interpretations"" but thanks for sharing" @tinybird420 That's completely valid and fuck anyone giving you shit over it *offers hugs* 💕 @squidlarkin A year and a half in and I almost feel the same. Who was that weirdo I pretended to be? lol "@QuestForTori I'd like to do that sometime! It's just finding the time, lol If nothing else I'll be in Seattle next year and we can trade or whatever then :3" "@Jenn_Tayla Charizard had scales, not fur tho?" "@QuestForTori I might've been college age at the time, but that era was pretty much peak dissociation for me as well. Maybe I should replay Gen IV too lol" "@MattyFranklyn both my tits and Pokemon are very on-brand for me, I can understand the confusion" @cyberwitchlexi HATCH. THAT. EGG. "@cyberwitchlexi Yeah I've gotten people asking if I was trans because of my Battletag in Overwatch. I kinda like being unavoidably trans in people's faces, you know? So far the interactions have actually been mostly pleasant, believe it or not." only the best content for my followers https://t.co/YcC8aRidQq @deathpigeon That's fair. Maybe we'll find out it's actually Ryan Reynolds who got caught in one of Bill's teleportation experiments again lol "@deathpigeon I think the joke is intentional juxtaposition. Everyone else hears an adorable Japanese woman, our hero hears Ryan Reynolds. Honestly is the same joke as the one people were making by suggesting Danny DeVito should voice him." """But their ears are transparent!!"" Like... a real animal's? ""They're covered in fur! Jigglypuff is the BALOON Pokemon"" There's multiple balloon Pokemon (Drifblim won't be hairy, don't worry), and what did you think Jiggly's hair curl was?" "Like I see people even complaining about Jigglypuff. JIGGLYPUFF. ARGUABLY THE ORIGINAL CUTEST POKEMON THIS BALL OF FLUFF IS EITHER ADORABLE AND PERFECT, OR REALISTIC POKEMON ARE IMPOSSIBLE. PICK ONE. https://t.co/QDlhL9fYvn" "@destroyeroftroy Also consider that Chamander's scales aren't that prominent while Charizard is covered in them. It's possible this is a design choice done to emphasise the change they go through while evolving. Venusaurs might be scaly, in other words." "@destroyeroftroy They went with a more frog-skinned texture for them, which I wouldn't have done personally but I get the thought process." "Yes, even Mr. Mime. I've never found clowns frightening, but given the source material (light flesh colored face, no nose, is that hair? Are those clothes?) and the fact that he ended up looking at least friendly I'd call that a win." "Hot take: Every single Pokemon in the a Detective Pikachu trailer looked really good, y'all are just never happy with ""realistic"" cartoon interpretations." @emuchaton ur balls are still really cute tho @emuchaton i swear being trans is an actual tf fetish story why didn't anyone warn me "@ButtGoblin666 you're doing the lord's work, emu" LRT no joke I made a vow never to see Toy Story 4 when they announced that shit. Bring me more Detective Pikachu content fuck yeah (also Transformers eventually relented too with the Bumblebee movie's G1 designs) "20 years after we first heard of Transformers, we got the Bay movie designs and were told that those designs were ""more realistic"" 20 years after we first heard of Pokemon, we get Detective Pikachu with cartoon-accurate monsters with coats of fur and scales. Massive improvement" "Between Pokemon Go and Detective Pikachu, Pokemon are just real now, aren't they? Like, no other Nintendo brand really does this. Pokemon as a concept almost resembles mythical creatures or cryptids now." @ClockworkQTDoll I wrote that tweet before I saw the trailer. I am 1000% sold after seeing it lol I have a weakness for 3rd party Dinobot characters with Mesozoic alt modes that Hasbro hasn't used yet. (also he's 70% off the PREORDER???) https://t.co/R3LtNGsys5 https://t.co/3wchM2xDRr (Supper Mario Broth voice) The Detective Pikachu trailer marks the second time Pikachu has appeared in an advertisement featuring Happy Together by The Turtles https://t.co/WoYyOZ85h9 "OMG I only just now watched the Detective Pikachu trailer and like, no one told me this was basically going to be the Pokemon movie 11-year-old me wanted 20 years ago I am so hecking excited!!!" I'm super pleased with my tid growth so far but I'd appreciate it if the writer of this tf fic that is my life now could add some ass expansion as well tbh @ButtGoblin666 looks good enough to eat tbh @emuchaton your butt is unstoppable! "This is what he saw. I'm undeniably a woman, but he's still a creep! https://t.co/4AXYdgV7om" "B*rger K*ng employee leaving the place walked by the car & just locked his head in my direction and stared the whole way I'm confident enough in my appearance that I'm pretty sure it was ""he's just lecherous around all women"" & not ""he's a transphobe"" but still fuck that asshole" @LewdEmmaDam Depends on what result you're trying to achieve :P @emuchaton sounds like a better movie than the 4th or 5th potc movie honestly @ValnarDragoness Your friend was 100% wrong 💕 I can't believe our first live action Pokemon is coming from a spinoff series that started like a year or two ago but here we are I guess "@binarytoddler Excuses, excuses!" @binarytoddler Such a naughty girl! :P @BoringNerdyKate @ButchPuppy GOOD LIFE ADVICE THIS IS MY SECRET TO SUCCESS TBH @StacySadistic @emuchaton wow called the heck out i mean dang "@lewdspacegem You know to dommes that just says ""I'm a brat! Punish me!"" :P" Sometimes my bangs just do this on their own and I hecking love it 💕 https://t.co/ZFFApL3IqU @Spades_Royal Best feeling in the world 💕 "Literally all the women I dated or had crushes on before I transitioned were girls that, thinking back, tripped my gaydar. All of them were into men, but the attributes I found attractive in them I now find way more often in queer girls. I was such a clueless lesbian lol" @ThatQueenMab Tell me about it! I was vaguely aware of the fact that my breasts might get more sensitive but I seriously gained two orgasm buttons and it's awesome :V @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto 🤔🤔🤔 This thread is ridiculous and I love that I periodically get reminded of it in my notifications 🐛💕 @JenApparently I have her! Definitely the best Blackarachnia until we get a Masterpiece version of her. $85 normally? Glad I preordered lol >.> @SatanaKennedy Yes please! :3 @Nyxfears Doesn't it just feel amazing? 💕 @rCharlotteSmith anime is the most illegal @lewdspacegem extreme gay mood suddenly have a desperate urge to be smothered by girl bits >_> 💦💦💦 @emuchaton 👀💦👅😳💕 @rCharlotteSmith charlotte i'm pretty sure this is illegal "@Triclilith @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith listen whichever of you dorks said it, the teasing will be fun either way :3" @Triclilith @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith 🤔🤔🤔 "@LewdEmmaDam Saaaame It's why ""chaser or egg"" is a game I have to play so much with my followers when deciding who to block. The difference matters so much." @MsCCatlin @persenche Blizzard's online store 💕 I don't think they sell it anymore tho :/ The car was bouncing so this came out a bit blurry but heck it I look way too cute not to share 💕 https://t.co/NVrYXlxf4C @elysianechoes @norintha 💕💕💕 doing gay things with @norintha 💕 https://t.co/wkPj4w4gXr @Pixeljade A soy mocha latte is just overly complicated bean juice when will the government stop my adorable ass https://t.co/UMKGVukaVj Sorry not sorry but I'm reaching illegal levels of cute here 💕 https://t.co/cROrVXGqOK @emuchaton *tears up* butts are just so magical ATTENTION LITERALLY EVERYONE IN TECH: Technology + centrism = fascism if left unchecked. Tech is not impartial. A computer is only as smart as the people programming it. Grow a spine and pick a side. Centrist tech bro philosophy is going to kill us all. "@Calliethulhu It's gotten way more complicated given how much they're working with people on the right, but I maintain it's imperative to keep in mind that this was an organized attack from bigoted people on the *left* It contextualizes just how betraying their existence is." How do people already have Transformers Botbots when eBay doesn't even have them yet??? D: Okay I guess a better question would be: How many Star Trek actors DIDN'T get a role in Stargate SG1? https://t.co/HxpiRcBFe2 @Sabriality (also you're really hecking cute 😍😳) @Sabriality I have that same sports bra :V @saybwee @olivebrinker Blubber! @olivebrinker Gazebo "@LunaDragofelis That's a really accurate way to phrase it, damn" "Lately my dysphoria has taken the form of ""feeling 90% girl but this fucking girldick is ruining everything"" The further I go into my transition the more I hate this fucking thing. Next summer can't come soon enough." "@SixArmedSweater Try it with a magic wand, it's even better~ :3" @Calliethulhu If it's 9:30pm here it must be one of those hours mere mortals shouldn't be seeing over there @Anarcho_Vampire huge mood @LewdEmmaDam I believe in you! @Pixeljade Probably! I always ask for permission but once I get it I forget who it was lol @princessproto I used that price tag with permission from the person who photographed it. I unfortunately haven't tried Wegman's subs :P @rCharlotteSmith @TheCatMom I learned from the best :3 with each ridiculous addition to my banner my power grows https://t.co/GLIBC98Gxm @emuchaton we must seize the means of pwoduction! i mean i guess i was still being pretty on-brand given that i was building a 3d t-rex puzzle for 3 hours which is how i missed all this next time i'm not missing the wevowution @ExistentialEnso I might be a good girl but like urge to brat is stronk @CookieCyboid oh yeah there's no way in hell we'll get anything done but it's fun to pretend >.> all the other littles had an uprising without me smh @rCharlotteSmith Thanks I grew them myself <3 Local girl continues to take selfies of herself ✨ https://t.co/G1DpLIIaYG @rCharlotteSmith completely unrelated but charlotte did you know i have boobs? @emuchaton how's the investigation going so far? any new leads? @HedgeMom it's a good tweet @PrissyOrcGF Where do I even begin to find info on where to get this done? Is there a name for it? @FlaredFeline this picture Does Things to me in a really flustery way >_> 💦 "She came with yours alter ego outfit and for the first time I'm realizing that changing doll clothes scratches the same itch for me that converting Transformers does 💕 I reiterate: Dolls are really fun, actually https://t.co/W1FxHut79k" "Con: Still no Marvel Legends Squirrel Girl Pro: Dolls are really fun, actually https://t.co/Mi9AmNpmVm" @QueerGirlEmilie YOU SHOULD THEY'RE SO HECKING AMAZING @Estrus_flask Can I have it? :3 @ExistentialEnso @SixArmedSweater One of my earliest traumatic school memories involved exactly that. I just think having my cup size match my gender marker would make the most sense tbh @elysianechoes I take these pills that just keep making me cuter! While putting this on just now I accidentally rubbed the zipper into my right nipple owowowOOWWOWWW >.< @ButchPuppy *hugs* 💕 Somehow two figures I never thought I'd see in person I saw at the same Walgreens tonight https://t.co/VT7woWeKKD ima llama :3 https://t.co/OpCRMRMTQR (Narrator: It had been about a week) "hello again ""Desperately needing to be fucked in the vagina I don't have yet"" horny, it's been awhile >_> 💦💕💦" @rCharlotteSmith I have no hecking idea but if you figure it out could you let me know? 💦 I maintain that I'd rock a DD cup but honestly why stop there? If I end up getting implants we'll start the bidding at 44E >:3 @AnnieTheBruce I got my bras from Torrid where even up to my size was easily found :3 "HRT is fucking magic, y'all ✨" "Okay, after much trial & error, my actual bra size is officially... 🥁 🥁 🥁 🎉✨44C✨🎉" @Calliethulhu 💕💕💕 @Triclilith @Calliethulhu my bio says gay disaster for a reason okay "@Calliethulhu (Oh fuck that was like the perfect time to flirt and I blew it uuuuuuh, wanna touch? 😳 )" @Calliethulhu (Didn't have one until today lol >_>) @Calliethulhu (Having a proper bra helps sooooooo much!) Pretty sure I'm required by law to own at least one plaid shirt 🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/AEAznE4pOr where did these boobs come from??? https://t.co/6QGU2IAf6F shockwave fans be like @ExistentialEnso @aluminumcuffs Same. I've always felt more comfortable around girls and I've only had a handful of close guy friends @emuchaton true facts @GoodWitchLeigh @dTrixieF OMG we'd love to have you too! 💕 @TenaciousRanch (and we're still accepting applications to live here :3) @LewdEmmaDam Cishets gonna cishet @norintha got a couple new tops 💕 Also: My girlfriend is S E X Y https://t.co/XD0VWX9hWF "There's also the fucking Wii episode where the entire joke of the B plot is that Richard Dawkins is dating Garrison It's a joke because, as the framing the show insists, Garrison is not a woman Scenes from that episode in particular fucked me up But nah, how's Gore holding up?" "I bet Matt and Trey think Eek, a Penis! was their atonement for Fancy New Vagina since that's the one where Garrison stops being trans. *screams into a pillow for 5 hours*" So glad they're addressing the important things like... *squints at paper* Al Gore's reputation... *papers shuffling* a decade after the fact. Meanwhile the lasting damage Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina caused? *crickets* @ADirtyTrans @emuchaton I'm high enough that I legit didn't even realize it until I read this tweet after we had left the restaurant lol @emuchaton @dril admit your love of ring pops like a man @emuchaton is this a dril tweet "@premium_thot I really wish they went with ""not a nazi"" because it would be even more deliciously ironic now. Still pretty ironic tho" @premium_thot https://t.co/WmCo5yNflz @Natsukochiyan It's one of my favorite ship designs! @AseCooper I was a fan of his when I was a lot more politically ignorant (and thought I was cis lol). He can fuck off forever. "(HINT: It's the guy saying ""Please let's be civil towards the fascists"")" There's only one act of cowardice here and it's not coming from the people actively working to stop fascism's takeover of this country. The local hobby store has Star Wars Bandai model kits! https://t.co/KvJUHDjCiu "@MapleReam For fursonas? - Velociraptor is always a good choice - I saw a Pachycephalosaurus fursuit at a con once and they were ADORABLE - I've never seen an Archaeopteryx fursona, but I gotta have that on the list as that's a fursona of mine I still need to design" @MapleReam - Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs @kitsunekimmy Oh nice I might do that! @BuniDoom maybe~ Also got this because of course I did https://t.co/izwzgjcr6Y @erinbanneret I don't think it's from anything-- I just loved the way it looked! 💕 Splurged a bit tonight :3 https://t.co/aMzqA7LP7z "@rCharlotteSmith ""Good girl""?" @Calliethulhu TRUE. FACTS. @MapleReam 💕💕💕 @MapleReam Post a way to pay you online and I'll retweet @Vangelus What's this figure? I suddenly need it. @MOOMANiBE I cry pretty much every time I hear it. Seriously. Toby Fox is a genius. @ChosenOfAshurha I'm so fucking sorry that happened to you. I can't believe the organizers of your group allowed it to happen. The lesbian community needs to do better. Our reputation is so often a negative one for both transmascs and transfemmes because of shit like that. We need to try harder. @PrissyOrcGF Not to be a massive lesbian but short hair & even no hair on women is hot af imo and you're no exception 💕 @twinkrobot Get all blushy and flustered and stammer a lot is usually my go-to :V "@Estrus_flask @CRTgirl @Calliethulhu Thank you for doing this, Estrus. I only had the spoons to block her, but I appreciate that someone is at least trying to explain to her why she's being unreasonable. Looking at some recent tweets of hers, Callie's not the only friend of mine she hates so I won't be unblocking." @twinkrobot Florida vapers don't fuck around Colorado: The Gay Weed state "@freeznlemon @Good_Breezes It's true, I'm literally living on a ranch with my gay polycule in Colorado where we're high all the time :V" "I am absolutely guilty of acting rashly when I'm defending friends or loved ones against hateful vitriol. It's actually the one time I allow myself to feel angry. I usually fight those urges. I don't claim to make the best decisions when I'm in that mode. I'm not sorry, though." "@FairlyLip I'm friends with one of this community's most-hated individuals b/c I know the accusations against her are bullshit (not Thorne or Callie, someone else). Still too scared to say her name outside of DMs, but trust me: I'm not gonna ostracize you solely because of your reputation." @FairlyLip That's not acceptable to me. You're welcome at the table as far as I'm concerned <3 @FairlyLip The people at fault are the ones that rejected you. All we can do in response is not give into temptations to do that to others. "Queer infighting gets us nowhere. Stop believing lies. Start trying to find community with each other. When cis people fail us, we're all we have. How fucking DARE you try to take that away from anyone." "Are there exceptions? Of course there are! But odds are, any given trans person you're thinking of right now? You were lied to. Do not try to slide into my notifications to argue. You should block me before I block you. I'm done seeing this shit. Get the fuck out of my face." """But what about--"" It was a lie. There is a CONSTANT effort to discredit well-known trans people on Twitter and half the people playing the game were suckered in without adequate info. They took it as gospel. I'm telling you now: You're wrong." "I'm friends with both Thorne and Callie. If I see you spreading rumors about them, I'm gonna block you. Full stop. I'm sick of this shit. Did you hear about how some trans person with thousands of followers is secretly ten different kinds of toxic and dangerous? That was a lie." "@CRTgirl @gwen_no_fear Oh hey we were mutuals! Not anymore, though. Fuck all the way off." "@TheSecretCallie I know it doesn't help in the moment but I'm saying it anyway: You are not at all abusive, and you're sure as fuck not a pedophile. You're a kind person with a good heart, and you're a really, really good friend that I love a lot 💕" "Specifically it said ""My pronouns are it/its or she/her if you're boring"" which I love because most toxic cis people don't even know what to do with that. There's not even any toxic comments on the video! They just downvoted and left! That sure showed us SJWs lol" "Currently catching up on GDQx uploads on YouTube. @princessproto's The Girl and the Robot run has more than half downvotes and I'm pretty sure it's because it said the word ""pronouns"" like a fucking BOSS mere SECONDS after the camera switched to it. Delicious Gamer™ tears." "@AngryNerdBird This is kind of a lot to follow, lol. Link me to the story when it's done and I'd be happy to read it <3" "Picture is just one I found on Google for a visual aid. I'd want a different pose and more accurate feather coloration since it's one of the rare species we know the colors of (mostly black and white, probably very magpie-ish)" I think my eventual Archaeopteryx tattoo could actually be 1:1 scale if I get it done on my back like I'm planning. For some reason that sounds so fucking cool to me. https://t.co/wm4KrsjBdt "Well shit now I'm just gonna call British money ""squids"" if I ever visit solely to ensure any local friends are embarrassed 100% of the time. So fair warning :V" Vote for fluffy boys and mean girls @aSpaceCadette This is super cute and gay and I'm so happy for you both! 💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso *offers hugs* Fuck those people. @radix42 Mistress has a place in mind but I'm not sure if it's in Denver? I'll let you know if it is though! <3 "She literally said that as long as I do everything I need to on my end (basically just keep up with electrolysis), she's confident that my vaginoplasty could happen 8 or 9 months from now!! I've waited a lifetime for this and now it's the closest it's ever been!! 💕💕💕" "The transgender coordinator made it sound like 3 or 4 sessions could comfortably be a month or so, so basically I might (big might, but might) have a surgery date as soon as Christmas!!" "My homework: Get 3 or 4 electrolysis sessions in, then call back the transgender coordinator at Kaiser. Apparently electrolysis sessions can be as frequent as a person can stand (I thought they had to be monthly), & since we have the money now, that's basically what I'm gonna do" "So even though I might have to go off my HRT weeks before surgery (though apparently that's not standard procedure so I might be fine), it's completely worth it to me if it means I'm getting my vagina sooner." "Surgery update: I'm skipping the orchi. Given that Denver Health is booking vaginoplasty surgeries in June right now, it's entirely possible that booking an orchi and allowing adequate time to heal could push my vaginoplasty date *back*" @cyberwitchlexi The blurryness suggests your pre-transition self is a cryptid and like... same. "[Deltarune spoilers] Just like with Undertale, Deltarune music has been playing in my head pretty much non-stop since playing it. Toby Fox is a really, *really* good video game composer. His work stands among greats like Grant Kirkhope & Koji Kondo imo." "@Roodypatooti @QuestForTori You don't need to be sorry, it's okay. I've DMed you <3" @Roodypatooti @QuestForTori No one's trying to police your playing. I'm really sorry if that was triggering for you. Is there anything I can do to help? @petercoffin Even the implied surprise of the title shows its hand as being part of the problem. No trans person is unaware that cis people can easily get targeted by this stuff. Only cis people are surprised that the leopards are eating their faces too. And that ignorance is harmful. "[Deltarune spoilers] As with any media I adore, I love reading different takes on Deltarune & @QuestForTori does a deeper dive here than I'm ready to give. The game is still percolating through my mind & I think I want to play it one more time before I give my full take on it." @QuestForTori *I bet all of it Accidentally a word lol @QuestForTori I *all* of it will get undone given the bedroom scene. I think the entire chapter feels like something's off because it was. Something was very off. "@QuestForTori It's absolutely valid to analyze any piece of art as its own self contained work outside of any extra context, but for me that context satisfies me. There's clearly something *wrong* with possibly the entire story of Chapter 1 and I think that's by design." "@QuestForTori Knowing that Toby Fox has every bit of the plot planned out, and the fact that Chapter 1 sounds like a small fraction of the game, I judge a lot of the failings the game has as just laying the ground work." @rCharlotteSmith @Triclilith Look who's talking you gay nerd :P @AngryNerdBird All that sounds hot af tbh :3 "@CookieCyboid That's not something you need to apologize for imo. Transitioning does weird things to memory. I barely felt alive before I came out, & often memories of that time in my life feel very dream-like. Regardless of that tho, you're allowed to set boundaries around what you share 💕" Weird kink: Time altering transformation. Transforming someone and watching the butterfly effect-esque ways in which their memories & even their surroundings change as that becomes the new reality. This angle isn't done very often in kink stories but I love it when I do find it. look i know i can be obnoxiously gay sometimes but in my defense: girls @CookieCyboid I had this poster as a kid for FFX and like https://t.co/wQbpAMRi8C I have an actual phobia of grey aliens but Thor on SG1 is fucking *adorable* imo @dronkus23 Except your hot af and shouldn't listen to thoughts like that 💕 @dronkus23 They make pills that can help with that~ :3 @little_lizzie22 I've loved the movie for years and I watched a handful of episodes of SG1 when I was a kid but for the most part this is my first time through the show. "Also I love how many TNG actors show up. ""That sounds like John de Lancie... that is totally John de Lancie.""" I have no idea what the fuck Richard Dean Anderson is doing half the time on SG1 but I can't deny that it's always entertaining. @cyberwitchlexi I voted Neopets but I was legit obsessed with Gaia back in the day and I would change my vote if I could >_> @sarahlicity @rCharlotteSmith @Triclilith What would the two trucks be doing tho? @rCharlotteSmith @Triclilith *bounces* So excited for the wedding!! 💕 @WynneDraught Awwwww thank you!! 💕💕💕 @WynneCluster You can DM me your AD if you want :3 the long-awaited sequel 👅👀 https://t.co/g7P42s1sfN @olivebrinker 2. Always more than you think @PrissyOrcGF ✨GLOW✨ ✨UP✨ "@quatoria @PrissyOrcGF I knew pointification of ears was a thing, but I never really considered getting it for myself until recently. Tbh Morgan got the idea in my head and now I'm absolutely putting that on my list of boy mods I want 💕" @LewdEmmaDam Fucking. Awesome. I want this on like a pin or something. you have no idea how long i looked for a chair emoji this is so unfair https://t.co/ZVSNXBcROE @FinalBossFemme Radiant 💕 [Deltarune spoilers] WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN THINK TO THROW OUT RALSEI'S MANUAL IN THE FIRST PLACE LET ALONE TWICE YOU MONSTERS @Triclilith HEY YOU'RE REALLY HECKING CUTE OKAY @GoodWitchLeigh @CookieCyboid seriously considering getting a cage to try before I get an orchi and I can never use one again thanks a lot cookie >.< @CookieCyboid FGGFDDGHJJJBDDHH 💦💦💦 @emuchaton Ironic considering real emus can't perch :V @FinalBossFemme @DrShitfaced REAL TALK THO MY TIDDY HASN'T BEEN THIS SORE SINCE LIKE A MONTH INTO HRT AND IT'S BULLSHIT @CookieCyboid oh gosh that's hot tbh 💦 HRT turned me into this cute girl & it's not even done yet??? ✨💕✨ https://t.co/OiTn3AGdim @Calliethulhu @Pixeljade gfhdsfhmfdddfdg same >.< "@Calliethulhu *sticks her head outside a window, bellowing into the rocky mountains* FUUUUUUUUCK THE ATLANTIC OCEAAAAAAN!!!!" "@PrissyOrcGF Can I just say I LOVE the fact that you took a phrase that translates into ""Victory or death"" and made it cuter? You're amazing 💕" "@FairlyLip Completely agreed. I was just talking about having a priority list like this at all, let alone how they ended up ordering it." "@FairlyLip Assuming the first sentence of that tweet is accurate (or at least accurate most of the time), I feel like logically this has to be something they program for but it's undeniably cruel and barbaric. I don't know what the solution is, but it can't be this." This is really helpful info! It was really weird having a team of four pretty stellar toys and then Cutthoat with his literally impossible head design. Guess I'm still looking for a Cutthroat lol @olivebrinker @zakeno All trans girls are witches by default if they wanna be imo :V @thesapphicelf RIGHT??????????????? "Seriously even going into this when I finally decided to transition I was okay with not being attractive. I was doing this for me, not some sense of vanity. But I still turned out hot and I'm not even done transitioning and I barely know how to process this????" i get to be a girl??? and i'm really hot too??? why did i wait this long??????? @TheLadyRaine I was raised Christian (believe it or not) and I've never heard that phrase but I love it lol "@Archaema I agree, and I know most others would too. I just want to give that disclaimer so that hopefully people will just block me if it's really that big of a deal for them." "@princess_stef69 Also, in notification settings you can mute notifications from users who created an account recently. This can be another lifesaver especially once you've racked up a hefty block list from block chaining and transphobes have to resort to fresh accounts. https://t.co/uFjpHFNHAt" "@princess_stef69 If you use Twitter on a PC with either Firefox or Chrome, block chain is HIGHLY recommended for personal safety. See a transphobe will hundreds of followers? One click and all their followers are blocked. https://t.co/YalSlVrIRU https://t.co/HBuuAdKA5k" "And even though it's been a solid 6 months since I've felt like saying her name was punishable by Discourse, on the off chance I've read the room wrong: No I will not be engaging in debates about whatever negative opinion you have on her. That's not why I have this Twitter." "In case you might be blocked by or have blocked @ZJemptv, here's a screenshot. She's done a lot of important work for our community & she needs help. Retweet either my tweet or hers (preferably hers if you can) if you can't donate. https://t.co/jiafVtnWLq https://t.co/dChtkxWfDq https://t.co/FgQBTK84bG" @FairlyLip @Estrus_flask In my experience it's impossible to talk about Hilary or Bernie on Twitter without losing friends. 2016 will never end. Do you want me to ask her to unblock you? @FairlyLip @MavenOfMayhem I hope it wasn't that. I'm sure it wasn't personal. There have been times in the past where she got block-heavy for personal safety reasons. Sorry you got caught in the crossfire :/ "@FairlyLip @MavenOfMayhem Zinnia famously doesn't use blocklists. She blocked you by hand, but she occasionally unblocks people every now and then." @Calliethulhu GOSH thanks you're really hot too tbh :3c @shivvykitty RIGHT?? HOW DID MY NECK GET SO SEXY I HAD NO IDEA NECKS COULD BE SEXY OR THAT HRT WOULD MAKE MINE SEXY "@Calliethulhu This was the realization I eventually had. I questioned whether or not I liked men a lot before I transitioned. I kept thinking that being gay sounded right in some abstract way, but the truth was I really only liked girls. Liking girls is way more fun now that it's gay imo :3" BLUSHING SO HARD RN Y'ALL ARE THE WORST INFLUENCE 💕😳💕 👀👀👀 https://t.co/3d3reNDGDV what if... i posted some bare-ass tid pics 👀 @GoodWitchLeigh ALSO THIS RIDICULOUS OUTFIT HARUKO IS MY FUCKING HERO https://t.co/moj9gzAZPP "@GoodWitchLeigh So I rewatched these in reverse order to refresh my memory and no contest at all, I can stop at Brittle Bullet. There's a lot of awesome moments as soon as Blues Drive Monster starts playing, really. Kanti swapping into a gun, Naota having his big climactic character moment..." @GoodWitchLeigh I CRY EVERY TIME NO JOKE !!!! I love Susie's Japanese name! https://t.co/mpuAnPFVrL "@waitworry Oh sorry, I guess it's only for Blizzcon virtual ticket people? I honestly didn't even realize sorry." @XylariaVG @FauxPup Oh I didn't know it came with my virtual ticket lol I buy those every year compulsively >_> @waitworry Just a free beta for now. aw yea sisters before misters https://t.co/LYMR1T0eLN Alright let's play some WoW Classic https://t.co/3beiJFmqYo @lucashoal aaaaaa this showed up on my timeline and I don't know who you are but I am so happy for you congrats aaaaaa !!!! 💕💕💕💕 "Nothing makes my skin crawl like the idea of a ""scientific"" explanation for why Lesbians Are Really For Men, Actually. Cishet men legitimately scare me. Y'all can't be not creepy and it's scary." @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/Y14MAxHJ2i @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/xFM99VyEg8 @AnneAfterDark They look amazing for just 5 months! Congrats! <3 @blackrosesocial @Calliethulhu Not at all! I know several trans women that do <3 @QuestForTori In my 20 years I've encountered about 4 in the wild. One was a Graveler that used self destruct... ...so I hacked myself a new one because the game CHEATED me out of one D:< I say it's fair for you to do the same. @emuchaton emu is this a pee thing again @suchnerve Only way to play imo @CookieCyboid FUCK how is she that cute??? 💕 "@Calliethulhu I bet a part of you absolutely knew. I used to stand, but I gave that up almost 2 years ago, which was convenient given that I developed genital dysphoria 1 year ago :V" Spoiling this cuddleslut with bunches of scritches 💕🐱💕 https://t.co/T4cKetpAYb @weel That's another good point. I also highly recommend you read SGG's response to my thread. https://t.co/Fv30mE9cyY "The core point of my thread I still stand by, but the language I used could have been a lot better, and for that I'm sorry. I just really, really fucking wish cis people would catch up with us because being trans in 2018 is getting scarier by the day." "There's an important disclaimer I want to add. I wrote this thread with cis people in mind as my audience, and I used some pretty fatalistic language that might be kinda dysphoria-triggering. The ""permanent damage"" I'm talking about is often less permanent and more expensive." @SecretGamerGrrl I completely understand and fully agree. I'll add a disclaimer now 💕 "This is an important point to make. The language I used was pretty fatalistic and honestly I'm kinda regretting it. I get that way in threads where I'm addressing cis people directly, and that's something I need to work on. Sorry, y'all." "@SecretGamerGrrl I don't want to cause unnecessary harm. I don't know if it's deceptive or wise to delete the thread, but that's definitely the impulse I have when I make really big mistakes like these." "@SecretGamerGrrl I know you take time writing your threads. I'll be here to read it all. I sometimes employ that language in threads where I'm addressing cis people. To me it's so patently obvious that if everyone trans people as their genders, they'd understand how damaging this is to us." @CookieCyboid YOU BOTH ARE HECKING ADORABLE OKAY??? @CookieCyboid I mean it's definitely a sapphic-feeling kiss lol @CookieCyboid DO IT 💕💕💕 THAT'S HECKING RAD AF I'M IN 🧹 @Calliethulhu Let's stop fucking around and become witches already Our ranch has a new Twitter account! Follow @TenaciousRanch for updates as our queer collective grows! 💕 "If they talk at all about disliking their assigned gender or wishing they could be another gender, give them access to information on what being trans means. Give them the language to describe what they're feeling. And believe them when they find that language." "That's not to say that we always know we're trans right away or that we word it ""I think I'm trans,"" but in general, trust your kid on gender stuff." "@bonuslesbian It's a true fact about being trans that sounds like it can't possibly be true, but I defy anyone to explain to me why it can't be. It makes sense if you're not assuming as a given that we're all lying." """But how would they know?"" Because they're trans. ""But how do *I* know they're trans?"" They just told you. Do you know how doctors determine someone is trans? It starts by them saying they might be trans, because research shows that's a really, *really* good indicator." @lisaquestions @SteampunkPenny No they're still there on my end it looks like? It's possible it's part of the suspension. We don't have a way to get the access code it's texting to is the issue (long story) @HeliaDraconem saaaaaame :3 "Just as a reminder, Mistress (@SteampunkPenny) has been locked out of her account and we don't currently have a way of getting access back to her. I'll keep you posted on our efforts, but until then you can follow her on Instagram (same @)" "One of the most obvious symptoms of being trans is saying ""Hey I think I'm trans."" Yes, it really does work that way. Yes, it's really that simple. Why wouldn't it be?" "If your kid is telling you they're trans, they're trans. If they stop telling you they're trans, they didn't stop being trans. The fact is, cis kids don't say they're trans. Every piece of data we have on this backs that up." "@ClockworkQTDoll Yes, Fiona? :V" "I kind of buried the lead here, but also orgasms are detached from erections AND you get two new orgasm buttons on your chest. Like boners are so unimportant now it's pretty sweet 💕" "I love how erectile dysfunction goes from being a sex killer to really not that big of a deal on HRT. Even without the fact that erections are now pretty dysphoric for me, I just really like that my girlcock is soft & floppy. It's cute af imo 💕" "I don't know when they switched from No Fap November to No Nut November but y'all should know if you call it that, trans people are gonna start using it literally :V" @CookieCyboid It's a bunch of guys that are having trouble having sex but an easy time masturbating. I understand why they might jump to that conclusion. In 2011 when I first heard of it it probably wasn't fashy but in 2018? That might be a safe bet. @CookieCyboid I used to buy into it because I was fapping daily but it was becoming harder and harder to stay hard during actual sex. Buuuuuut that ended up being a gender dysphoria problem so now I don't fucking know lol @PrissyOrcGF the smell and taste 😍 can i just say that like wow girlcocks are so fucking perfect @CookieCyboid It used to be called No Fap November and it was started by guys trying to break their porn addiction. No Nut November though means I can make a really funny joke if I can get my orchi scheduled soon enough :V Really hoping to have my orchi done before No Nut November ends but I still have to meet with the urologist and set a surgery date so I might miss it. ... *puts finger to ear* I'm being told that's not what No Nut November means. "Most of the concerns of TERFs would be addressed if we let trans kids transition as young as possible. I don't think their concerns are legitimate, but if those were their actual primary concerns, we'd have similar goals. Their actual primary concern is how much they hate us." "@kroati1 @Archaema Yeah that's what pisses me off. A lot (though not all) of their concerns would be addressed by letting kids transition as young as possible. I don't think very many of their concerns are valid, but the fact remains that they have a vested interest in hurting us above all else." Fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck them. THEY KNOW. OF FUCKING COURSE THEY KNOW. FUCK. THEM. "Of course I'm not the first person to point all this out, but I was just suddenly struck by how similar this all sounds. You'd think to a group claiming to be feminists they'd see it too." "They'll say pregnant people have to ""live with the consequences"" and while the argument against HRT isn't usually as overt, the result is the same: They want trans people to suffer. You can see it any time you try to explain to them how awful untreated gender dysphoria is." "And most disturbingly, both are argued against in an effort to control people." """Abortions allow women to ignore the wishes of the father!"" ""Puberty blockers allow trans kids to ignore the wishes of their parents!"" (The parents argument is used against abortion when the pregnant person is a minor, which makes this even more transparently the same bullshit)" "Both are argued against by people who have never and will never need these procedures. Bodily autonomy sure is easy to argue against when it's not *your* body we're talking about, isn't it?" Both are argued against by either explicitly or implicitly appealing to nature. "Both are time-sensitive procedures* and bigots know that all they have to do to win is stall for time by pretending to debate things we've already established as well-understood. *for HRT, it's more so when talking specifically about kids getting access to puberty blockers" Kind of fucking astounding how TERFs don't see the relation between abortions & HRT. Both are life-saving medical procedures intended to give people the bodily autonomy that nature denied them. "It's easier to dehumanize us when you literally can't know how many of us there are. This is very, very bad." "Trans kids deserve to have their first puberty match their gender, just like cis kids. That's the humane thing to do. Transphobes want to muddy the waters about which side is the one abusing kids, but make no mistake, it's the side trying to argue that 25 is still too young." "All this bumps up against important discussions regarding the tricky nature of ""passing"" & the fact that not all trans people need or want HRT, but the fact is a lot of permanent changes happen to your body based on the hormone levels of your first puberty, & transphobes know it." "Transphobes know the jig is up once we reach the point where most trans people are given the healthcare they need as kids. It's easier for them to dehumanize us when the wrong puberty has warped our bodies. They refuse to live in a world where trans people look ""normal.""" "We know how to identify trans kids. These are not mislabeled cis kids. Knowing that, the concern trolling is revealed to be the transphobia it was all along: Cis kids deserve to have their genders unquestioned; Trans kids should be tortured." Imagine someone arguing that cis kids should be forced to take HRT to ensure they're cis. All the obvious concerns that pop up the minute such a horrific idea is said out loud? Direct that energy at transphobes arguing for the equivalent for trans kids. "Cis kids are granted their genders as infants. Trans kids must wait until they're not just no longer kids, but old enough to ensure that their natal puberty has done 100% of its damage to their bodies." @ExistentialEnso I knew transitioning was something I wanted (though I convinced myself it wasn't something I needed) at 18. Would have been as early as 11 if I had the language for it at the time. @squidlarkin important clarification: correct "Arresting a Jewish woman for throwing chocolate milk on a nazi makes you the bad guys, actually. Like how the fuck do you need this explained to you? This will be used as a textbook example of the enabling of fascism in early 21st century America and they're bragging about it. https://t.co/jotqUzIwAb" @twinkrobot KISSING CUTE GIRLS IS PRETTY COOL @twinkrobot HECK YES 💕💕💕 @twinkrobot OMG THAT'S AWESOME 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu gosh having tits fucking rocks tbh @deathpigeon DESPERATELY IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? "(You'd think I'd also be a Pharah main, but I can't time my shots for shit lol)" "I looooooove that Ashe is gonna be another hero with some verticallity in the form of her shot gun jump. It means she'll almost certainly be one of my mains. I really like characters that have fun mobility like that (I love DVa, Tracer, Moira, & Junkrat for that reason)." HI HELLO I JUST NOW WATCHED THE MCCREE SHORT WHEN ARE WE GETTING THIS CUTIE AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER??? https://t.co/bIKd0yptre @ExistentialEnso I feel like the logical next step for Classic would be static servers for each expansion. @Calliethulhu I'm looking at about a 2021 window myself. "@Gender_Pirate Mistress has been rocking a cowboy hat since we bought the ranch, actually! She's doing her part to take that shit back from cops." "@buttstown If you're using the app on your phone, uninstalling and reinstalling might work if you haven't tried that yet." @QuestForTori Feel free to bug me about it in DMs later 💕 "@QuestForTori I'm not at home where my 3DS is atm, but I'd love to!" @Calliethulhu I'm told I'm a good snuggler :3c "@Katheryn_Lin That's very true. But for like $20, no shipping, sitting on the peg right in front of me, a character Figma hasn't done yet.. I don't think I'll be able to resist is all I'm saying lol" In just 2.5 years Overwatch toys have reached the redundancy issue I have with Transformers where I've limited myself to 1 Masterpiece/Generations figure per character just so I'm not devoured by my OCD. "I really would like to reduce the redundancy in my Overwatch collection. Between Figma, Nendoroid, Funko, LEGO, and now Hasbro, I'm already running into issues where there's like 3 or 4 Tracers on my shelf." "So Hasbro's getting the US articulated action figure license for Overwatch. I'm so conflicted. I want to stick with the Figma line, but having cheaper figures in brick & mortar stores will be so tempting, especially if Hasbro goes for characters that Figma hasn't done yet." @Calliethulhu h-hi 👀💦💕 @Sabriality As one does. "@NeitherNora Deltarune spoilers] In my admittedly biased opinion, I look at Alphys/Undyne & Susie/Noelle, plus Mettaton's backstory, PLUS this text here & like... Feels kinda eggy. Feels kinda transbian. But I don't want to assume, you know? Especially if I'm right that he's still an egg." Both Undertale and Deltarune feel like very queer games. Do we know if Toby Fox is queer? Mistress's account (@SteampunkPenny) has locked her out & she needs a code sent by text to her phone to unlock it. But we haven't been able to pay her phone bill for months now. Someone else might have that number now. I really like having Mistress on here but she might be done @Icyrain35 @TheLadyRaine I thought I would miss it (I even saved a clipping from it!) but no I don't miss it at all either lol @Calliethulhu I KNOW IT'S WEIRD TO ME TOO @calliecatte MOOD "This pic of me is from only 3 years ago, believe it or not! If that 28-year-old dork could do it, so can you! HRT is magic! ✨" @TheLadyRaine We both had pretty impressive glow ups imo :3 "@TwippingVanilla Same, actually! I find it way more enjoyable now that I'm also a woman in the equation." "@TheLadyRaine I normally wore glasses and a flat cap as well, but this pic I think shows you what I mean lol https://t.co/r1O4S47zJX" @TheLadyRaine Oh my god we both rocked the same flavor of unhappy boi. Have you seen any of my pre-transition pics? @FinalBossFemme https://t.co/Z1BHC9kMGf @erinbanneret Fused Shadow from Twilight Princess Susie Deltarune @ExistentialEnso The biggest mood @MagsVisaggs This is a mood. I even saved a clipping from it! @Vangelus lol same https://t.co/HBu7pnez0m @rCharlotteSmith A classic. @CaseyExplosion Gamers were a mistake. @pawsIut So yeah this tweet got you a follow from me because it's such a goddamn MOOD. Cishet men who don't like eating pussy make no fucking sense to me but like hey more for us lesbians tbh @CookieCyboid You're the hero we musksluts need tbh 💕 "I'm still really excited to play Ashe, but they could have tried harder with her design. especially given that we've been complaining about this for two years." "Literally after making their 500th Young Thin Super Model character, Blizzard was nice enough to REALLY push Omnic design to its limits with B.O.B.'s hulking, Winston-rivaling size. Omnics can come in all shapes now! And no one stopped to point out the irony to them, presumably." @emuchaton real friday night mood "Luckily, both of them were scared enough to just stay under and around the porch itself. Mistress kept a cool head and helped me gather up Binx (he will run if he senses tension of just about any kind). Thank you so, SO much Mistress! @SteampunkPenny" "At some point the wind had blown open the front door and had we not heard a noise that caused us to investigate, we might never have found out that BOTH kitties had wandered outside. It just got dark. Actual cougars live in this area. My heart just about died worrying." @BoringNerdyKate sounds really cute tbh! @ButtGoblin666 It's also kind of a a Twitter problem tbh @Calliethulhu I agree with all of that but also: I'm gonna play a ton of Ashe @winterslex All of my favorites are lesbian bottoms I wonder what that means @squidlarkin Also you look super cute!! :3 @squidlarkin I've been noticing some slowly developing curves too and I love it!! <3 I love my weird cat 💕💕💕 https://t.co/nVSXpdc7Lb @Raging_Grace @MarcelineCross_ true tho @norintha @Lewd_Dolly so mean >_> @norintha @Lewd_Dolly HEY @CookieCyboid VALID @sarahhollowell The entire trilogy is ABOUT HER and it really felt like no one understood that. ben are you tweeting while high on turpentine https://t.co/YBsPG7PIqW @hotcistakes I've worked at an animal shelter. Dogs who weren't cool around men were fine around me. This is complete bullshit. @ViciousVivi_V3 thanks I was going for that but I wasn't sure I made it tongue & tid https://t.co/7hloHPVdoX @liddytronic This is a WAY more concise way of saying what I was struggling to say a few weeks ago https://t.co/3HJ8CqafSA @Calliethulhu https://t.co/v9FrJhJeZg "My nipples haven't hurt this much since, like, a month or two into HRT. Hoping this means I'm in for my biggest growth spurt yet :3" [Deltarune spoilers] DEEPEST LORE "[Deltarune spoilers] Even if we have to wait a while for Deltarune Chapter 2, surely there's no reason to wait on releasing Susie and Ralsei plushies on the Fan Gamer store??? Right???" "@Miss_Xhiel I never have and never will play Undertale's genocide run, so one ending doesn't bother me at all lol" @XylariaVG Yeah he has enough influence just on the game's pedigree alone that this will all be done in record time I have no doubt. But I would still say that record time could be as long as a couple years. Which is still less time than between Undertale and Deltarune Ch 1 @liddytronic Undertale's ending needed to stay unchanged. I'm glad Toby recognized that. "@CookieCyboid That's how I do it too. Not exactly by choice, really. This just wouldn't be fun if I could be my truest self." "[Deltarune spoilers] Other things that caught my eye: - Continuity-wise, Deltarune's story has nothing to do with Undertale. This is Undertale's Majora's Mask. - Getting your soul close enough to attacks to gather TP will make some attacks end quicker" "I'm definitely willing to wait as long as it takes, but that means we're talking about probably at LEAST a couple more years, maybe even more. So, bittersweet revelation." "[Deltarune spoilers] If you haven't read Toby's new Twitlonger post, the good news is: The next Deltarune release will be all the rest of the chapters Bad news: Nothing past Chapter 1 has been started, & he needs to assemble a team to help him or it's never going to be finished" [Deltarune spoilers] Q: Why isn't Kris a full anagram of Frisk? A: I don't give an F!!! https://t.co/DnJ4mKqsRw @Ulexar Fuck yeah 💕 "@Ulexar It is because trans feels, but are you saying choosing that does something?" "[Deltarune spoilers] Didn't think to boot up the game a second time until just now. Different file screen, different music, and the legend Ralsei tells you plays beforehand. Interestingly, the music is a remix of the Undertale theme. https://t.co/Myo11CoPCu" (All 3 of those are anagrams of each other) (I thought it was neat kinda) "[Deltarune spoilers] On the note of which game is the sequel to which, maybe UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE are UNRELATED" [Deltarune spoilers] I genuinely can't tell if those words should comfort or terrify me. [Deltarune] When the light is running low And the shadows start to grow And the places that you know Seem like fantasy There's a light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold With the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget I'm with you in the dark "@CookieCyboid Almost certainly. They poke and prod until one of us retaliates at all, then they delete everything on their end and screenshot the retaliation as well as report them. That's why I say Twitter needs to pick a side. It's not about who said mean words." @CookieCyboid And my only reason is because I block chain A LOT. And I can never really stop or they might catch up. Twitter's a fun place. https://t.co/Uih6vfWv4m "Show us you're actually willing to help us and I'll accept that apology. Saying all this is nice, but let's see actual change from here on." "Not to say Deltarune feels incomplete, it's just that it very much is merely a Chapter 1. Assuming Toby is giving us more than two chapters, & assuming he can keep this level of quality going (he can), then this is the sequel I dreamed of but never thought I'd get." "Let's put it this way: A hypothetical Chapter 2 that takes what Chapter 1 does and just does that for another couple of hours would've made this game on-par with Undertale IN MY OPINION. A hypothetical Chapter 3 would catapult this into ""Better than Undertale"" territory." Where the fuck is my Pirates of Dark Water reboot is what I wanna know "Most of this is because I've barely played any new video games this year, but Deltarune is no joke my Game of the Year 2018. I mean, some joke. It's predicated mostly on the fact that I'm obsessed with Undertale, but like GotY '18" @ZJemptv some trans too p-probably >_> @FloralRoyal I'm confused now NOW you're talking "@FloralRoyal No, really. It really was a fake leak. Maybe no one believed it, but its very existence even as a known fake exhausts me." "Oh my god the fake leak was Grinch for Smash? Really, y'all? Really?" "@YumiScott @little_lizzie22 Well, HRT can help with the depression so maybe it'll even out? Pot can help with appetite as well if it's legal where you are." "@YumiScott @little_lizzie22 Oof, that sucks. :/ Reminders to eat on your phone maybe?" @little_lizzie22 @YumiScott Same. Never used to be an issue. @MattyFranklyn MATTY I HAD SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FORGET THAT SCENE WHY @YumiScott I've absolutely experienced that @ponettplus hey same lol https://t.co/Cw3xUovDsP @CookieCyboid You didn't even get to the heartfelt bits :/ But... I understand if it wasn't your thing. 💕 "@CookieCyboid It's been on my wishlist for a while. The reason I brought it up is I've heard it compared to Undertale. Undertale has a lot of heart. That's the most concise thing I can say about it. I cried both times I played through it, and this was pre-HRT. It had a profound effect on me." "@CookieCyboid (Sorry I just can't overstate how competently my opinion on it changed after I played it. It's frustrating to hear your reasons and all I have is like, ""I don't think you'd say that if you tried it!"")" "@CookieCyboid That's fair. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little sad to hear it. Didn't you play Night In The Woods? I honestly could say pretty much the same stuff about that that you've said about Undertale. If you wanted to convince me to play it, what would you say?" "@CookieCyboid It can be really frustrating not being a part of a fandom when they take over. I have wrestling muted for that reason. So I'm really, really sorry about my contribution to that in advance, lol. Undertale is one of my passions." @CookieCyboid I actually intensely dislike forcing someone to watch or play a thing. That kind of behavior ruined Firefly for me forever. So I don't want to nudge you too hard. Suffice to say you can't really get it without playing it. Also Deltarune makes sense even if you haven't played UT @CookieCyboid I didn't initially have a huge interest in playing Undertale. I tried it because everyone was talking about it. As a game it's... okay? Really just okay. But the story and characters are what I fell in love with. You have zero interest in that? I really want to make Deltarune fan art but I am SO CLOSE to getting a new tablet and I'd rather save inspiration like that for it to give it a proper test run. HINT: The fan art will be gay "@cyberwitchlexi IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE PRETTY, DORK 💕" "@rCharlotteSmith @themalaru Completely imploded thanks to someone who really liked to burn bridges lol But it was really, really fun for like the first few weeks." Two minutes into Shaun's newest video about Pr*ger U and I already long for death https://t.co/kj2nYF5vx1 @XylariaVG honestly this feels like the most plausible explanation @Estrus_flask hmmmm you have a point @Estrus_flask DEEPEST LORE ACTUALLY Seriously who the fuck is Kris. I'm so fucking excited for Chapter 2 The review snippets themselves would be funny on their own but the fact that they're literally all perfect scores makes it so much funnier to me. what the fuck is undertale "This years-old news I'm sure, but I've just been made aware of the reviews Toby Fox put on Undertale's Steam page. https://t.co/p7bTl7WZG7" @QuestForTori The first game I allowed myself to roll a female character was WoW. For a LONG time it was something I forbade myself from doing. @MattyFranklyn You're a really good friend and you have good taste in toys :3 "@AppleChipsTVG (But you should play Undertale regardless! It's a really special game, far moreso than Deltarune imo)" "@AppleChipsTVG No, you don't need to play Undertale first. In fact there are details about the story that are deliberately ""wrong"" based on what we know from the first game. Presumably this will be explained in later chapters, but you can play Chapter 1 right now and not be lost, I don't think." @AppleChipsTVG Yeah the anagram thing was picked up on by others smarter than I. Also the main character is ALMOST an anagram of the one from the first game. @Blackcattetats @tobyfox It's a nice cage 🙃 @QuestForTori I GUESS 6 years is enough to have been a kid when I was a young adult. Damn I feel old tho @Dire_Sloth @tobyfox I didn't say I took scheenshots of EVERYTHING :P I couldn't easily snap shots during cut scenes without risking missing stuff. Also I felt that was too spoilery for this thread. @QuestForTori As a kid??? That Gen came out after I had graduated high school! D: You made SLH you can't be THAT much younger than me :P "[Deltarune spoilers] Thank you so much, @tobyfox! That was an absolute delight to play. Your voice as an artist and storyteller is truly one of a kind and I never want to leave the worlds you create. Take all the time you need, I'll be waiting patiently to play it all 💕" [Deltarune spoilers] SANS UNDERTALE WILL RETURN https://t.co/PW515VqS2u "[Deltarune spoilers] And then, just like that... it's time to say goodbye. https://t.co/v6BG1BRDLY" "[Deltarune spoilers] Doing everything I can to make this sapphic love story happen, dammit. https://t.co/pHwO5ui3j4" "[Deltarune spoilers] Love that Burgerpants got a cameo and Papyrus didn't (he's in his house when you knock, but he doesn't say anything or come out). Like I feel legitimately trolled and I'm 100% okay with that. https://t.co/2xQtMUhlnx" [Deltarune spoilers] Game of the Year 2018 https://t.co/c2F9jSOIUe [Deltarune spoilers] this one of them scps you kids love so much??? https://t.co/zMcyMPHCtn "@Pixeljade Of course she is. It's the closest modern-day equivalent to her previous job. Between Judy Hopps, DVa and now Undyne I really hate how often I fall for cop characters D:" @emmasspace35 youre not wrong [Deltarune spoilers] deepest lore (No but seriously this guy has a sound effect for his voice and Toby is clearly laying the groundwork for him and his daughter to have bigger roles later and it's really neat that this was something I had to find) https://t.co/m0a7dz5vID [Deltarune spoilers] THERE ARE SO MANY SAPPHIC GIRLS IN THE UNDERTALE FRANCHISE AND I'M SO FUCKING HERE FOR IT TBH 💕💕💕 https://t.co/vp250Hls0m [Deltarune spoilers] Me: Undyne! It's so good to see you! I've missed you so much! Undyne: https://t.co/xLAGQIRDIM "[Deltarune spoilers] I trust you, @tobyfox. Take all the time you need 💕 https://t.co/blicGFBMiw" [Deltarune spoilers] !!! https://t.co/shWanB1dJD [Deltarune spoilers] im sorry im sorry im trying to cancel it https://t.co/fOlWKbiZZm [Deltarune spoilers] so proud of u https://t.co/eMzpsuhgBn [Deltarune spoilers] The game just... continues. https://t.co/31kR3bwMpO [Deltarune spoilers] THIS MAKES ME SMILE SO MUCH https://t.co/gvL1Ddp68b "[Deltarune spoilers] I'll be honest, I'm kind of sad he's not fluffy. (Is this supposed to be Asriel? I honestly can't tell. Whether he is or isn't though, this is intriguing) https://t.co/blDXPbX4xy" [Deltarune spoilers] THIS WAS REALLY SWEET AND I TEARED UP A BIT I'M SO GLAD THE GAME LET ME DO THIS https://t.co/3H0W6EI0yG [Deltarune spoilers] Susie's antifa confirmed. https://t.co/5rTMxSM0tw [Deltarune spoilers] I audibly squee'd here. https://t.co/PBnBdYmJdd [Deltarune spoilers] Susie's my girlfriend now. We're dating. https://t.co/vbLT8Z1Oct "[Deltarune spoilers] We never really figure it out, honestly. https://t.co/AuTLMBbiZF" [Deltarune spoilers] I love this game. https://t.co/ZGPkGGAR4B [Deltarune spoilers] rollin into raid finder on a friday night like https://t.co/ZGpadJDfKr [Deltarune spoilers] Oh yeah she's gay alright. https://t.co/WNWXuqzJ8R "[Deltarune spoilers] Not the first swear in the game, but this was the first ""god damn it"" and I legitimately laughed out loud so fucking hard. One of the funniest moments in the series imo. Happy to spoil it for you all :P https://t.co/ek8nx4kiyr" [Deltarune spoilers] when youre showing off your kink mansion https://t.co/zwX2RGAjqH "[Deltarune spoilers] I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE, RALSEI (I also put on the cuffs and chains and he made it sound like I was locked into them forever so I actually reloaded my save from here lol) https://t.co/b6mXf6B6FW" [Deltarune spoilers] This face is probably already a meme. https://t.co/6KcuxsAo9K [Deltarune spoilers] when youre working up a proper sweat for your muskslut friends https://t.co/Vmb9hMy6eS "[Deltarune spoilers] You know what, Ralsei? YOU can design the next one. https://t.co/aoXNcC5i1v" "[Deltarune spoilers] I HAPPEN TO LIKE DUCKS, SUSIE. https://t.co/keHxi3b9NZ" [Deltarune spoilers] Aaaaaaand perfect. https://t.co/fU1XW1eOEr [Deltarune spoilers] I love how the gag here is the level of customization. Added features are played as a joke and I unironically love it. https://t.co/8enP5vVc1w [Deltarune spoilers] Susie continuing to lay down those nonstop moods https://t.co/t2iCr6s8VC TRUE DELTARUNE FACTS [Deltarune spoilers] They give you the option to pick from some names to name your team. I shouldn't be allowed to play this game https://t.co/DwNLdtkrvp [Deltarune spoilers] dream girl https://t.co/FnQ7O1lpMt @winterslex Good to know! [Deltarune spoilers] when your domme is showing you her newest toy https://t.co/4RI20WIwFc [Deltarune spoilers] THIS IS ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED THANK U https://t.co/TFUJ2zNUIs [Deltarune spoilers] tfw you just got into the hot new game all your friends are playing but you still don't really get how the game works https://t.co/qZw7GqSv7B [Deltarune spoilers] THIS WHITE RIBBON INCREASES MY CUTENESS I DON'T THINK THESE ATTRIBUTES DO ANYTHING IN CHAPTER 1 BUT THIS IS STILL EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME https://t.co/5aIvk4Gjt4 [Deltarune spoilers] You can read all these signs AND completely skip Lancer here. Because of course you can. https://t.co/4twCZeUWuo "@Sona_Sonara It's a little fluffier than usual, but YES" [Deltarune spoilers] And here's where the game endeared itself to me forever. https://t.co/2y1FG7Ulth "[Deltarune spoilers] ""I LOVE HIM???"" - Actual quote from me right before I took this screenshot. https://t.co/aIejRGypVH" [Deltarune spoilers] This game takes Undertale's mechanics and evolves them in a really smart way. You're a team! Your gather TP for healing spells! Susie also adds a VERY interesting dynamic later in the game that I'm not sure I'll spoil or not? Depends on the pics I took lol https://t.co/97MheO4QnY "Lancer Deltarune, son of sans Undertale" "@SwindledAgain @thekilinah Tagging would have been better, but it's been 24 hours like Toby asked, the game is free, and I'm not gonna spoil how long it takes but it's comparable to Undertale. Just play it?" "[Deltarune spoilers] Taking a break for now, gonna go out and get food and continue when I return 💕" "[Deltarune spoilers] ""Oh neat we get a new sans"" was literally my first thought (He's different enough from sans to justify his existence imo but the parallels probably aren't accidental) https://t.co/5Ujd1L1Alg" [Deltarune spoilers] This game is absolutely gorgeous. https://t.co/YHIVHmAmH5 "[Deltarune spoilers] I was already crushing on her so hard I took this screenshot. She does this like 3 times, but the first time it was really exciting for me, lol https://t.co/LaSBvdJRhj" @Dire_Sloth I thought of that too. Reminding us that we can't choose our forms here plus Mettaton's back story made me wonder if this wasn't an intentional trans story Chapter 1 taken as a whole doesn't seem that way. Once we have more chapters (or all of them) it might reveal itself as one [Deltarune spoilers] I was so wrapped up in the story that I forgot to take another screenshot until right here. We're gonna be Mettaton colored from here on out. https://t.co/nN0tqGO4Ad [Deltarune spoilers] She did this as a show of force but I completely consent to this tbh 💦💦💦 https://t.co/Fzu5rp3kuH [Deltarune spoilers] OH NO I'M GAY https://t.co/s506SbnZz1 "[Deltarune spoilers] welp, this game's a loss then, 0/10 worst game ever!1!! https://t.co/MDdXEduPCA" "[Deltarune spoilers] Yup, it's still Undertale. https://t.co/nUdqcPqurR" [Deltarune spoilers] I had to be sure. https://t.co/Bxo161ahMe "[Deltarune spoilers] So much happening here Is this Frisk? That's Chara's shirt. Who does this other bed belong to? It's the only person it could be, but he's off to college you find out later. Regardless tho this CAN'T simply be a sequel to the original. None of this adds up https://t.co/vSNTT0F7hF" [Deltarune spoilers] I'm pretty sure I screamed when I saw her !!! Was this... a demo? Clearly it wasn't merely a survey. https://t.co/gjyxzxaYK8 "[Deltarune spoilers] My trans ass made a girly character and tried to give her the gift of voice >_> Turns out this is all a ruse (for now?). People don't get to choose their forms in this world, the game tells you. I still wasn't sure what exactly I was playing. https://t.co/fppIUMCDCc" [Deltrarune spoilers] Honestly this isn't that much different than any other licensing agreement. This one's just more honest. https://t.co/v83yXAt1YD Deltarune development started before Undertale released!! "Deltarune courtesy embargo is up! I'm gonna share the nearly 100 screenshots I took while I played. Every tweet will be tagged with Deltarune, so if you don't want spoilers and haven't already, mute that word! 💕" "@ValnarDragoness My adams's apple has never been prominent, thankfully." @ianbobmorris Literally the monsters from the previous game live above surface now. It's a sequel. I'll often say (only half-jokingly) that Undertale is the best game ever made so I'm really happy that Toby Fox isn't done sharing his art with us ❤ "In my defense, as pointed out by Hammond Bomberguy, the game literally scolds you for asking to stay with Toriel. The true end of Undertale really does feel like it's saying, ""It's over now, you can't re-live it. Say goodbye.""" "Mother: Two sequels Homestuck: Fukken how many chapters like 10 or something it's literally impossible to know Undertale: ""Yep this'll be all of it"" - Me, a genius" "I had actually unfollowed Toby Fox a while and I LITERALLY THOUGHT ""Well it's not like he's gonna make Undertale 2"" 🙃" @Calliethulhu I never talk about it but I'm a chubby trans girl too. Honestly I don't love my belly but I'm already seeing some fat move around so for me my weight feels like a benefit. I very rarely show pictures of my full chubbiness tho so there's definitely some embarrassment there. I really don't know if it's due to losing weight or diminishing muscle mass (probably both honestly) but my neck looks so much more feminine to me than it used to. I didn't even know necks could look feminine but here we are. @emuchaton i mean have you seen butts how can you not Finished Toby Fox's new survey! I took lots of pictures I'll make a spoiler tagged thread tomorrow~ @emuchaton sounds subby and gay but same??? @VeinexesVideos @SixArmedSweater @QuestForTori I have SUCH ideas for fan art omg just you all wait But like yeah 24 hours isn't hard @emuchaton 1. UR A HUGE DORK 2. COOL FRIENDO 3. U CAN BE MY CHAIR IF I CAN BE YOURS TBH @Calliethulhu Super awesome friend who I'd love to be a chair for tbh @Calliethulhu ONLY NOW JUST GOT IT THOUGH THESE WERE WEIRD SHITPOSTS WHEN I INITIALLY RETWEETED HOURS AGO https://t.co/RT1onLr0gb @QuestForTori I KNOW IT'S SO FUCKED UP I'VE UNFOLLOWED PEOPLE (temporarily) OVER IT TOBY FOX ASKED NICELY NOT TO SPOIL FOR 24 HOURS YOU FUCKS @CookieCyboid You're an adorable dork and one of my best friends on here 💕 SO GLAD I WAS ABLE TO AVOID MOST OF THE SPOILERS AAAAAAAH WTF I'LL TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW I PROMISE @PrissyOrcGF I think I see your... point :V @addamschloe Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @deathpigeon @Pixeljade My little brother at the time was too young to go on his own :P "@Pixeljade As I recall, Shaggy gets tits at one point and they ALSO have a body switching gag where Fred is excited to see himself naked. Why" @deathpigeon @Pixeljade THE LIVE ACTION ONES ARE THE ONES WHERE THEY HAVE WEIRD GENDER JOKES FOR SOME REASON THAT'S THE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE CONNECTION @deathpigeon @Pixeljade I'm specifically talking about the live action ones. ... Theatrical releases. Straight to video doesn't count. @Pixeljade BOTH OF THE SCOOBY DOO MOVIES HAVE WEIRD GENDER FEELS SCENES THAT MESSED EGG ME UP @LewdEmmaDam The plastic removable kind are better anyway imo :V "@MagsVisaggs Not constant. Stays in the bottom right corner of my eye. I have a whole bunch of complications due to uveitis. I've needed a couple surgeries to fix stuff. They don't even know what causes it. No one wants to lose their vision, but as an artist it really scares me." "@MagsVisaggs I have weird eye issues too. Lately I've been getting a lot of shimmering in the corner of my bad eye (my right) and they told me it looks fine. ""It's probably just light reflecting off your new artificial lens."" That's not what it is but whatever." People acting all surprised live-action Geralt looks ridiculous as if he didn't already look silly as hell in the games themselves. "@azure_muffsky I'm very much living vicariously through people who are closer to their vaginoplasty than me, lol. I don't have a date yet but people are telling me next summer is possible. 5 weeks though! So close and yet still a ways away!" @azure_muffsky I'm really excited for you if that's cool to say!! You got this! <3 <3 <3 "Literally this dog walked up to you for the third time, this time asking you to play along for ONLY A DAY, and y'all were like ""Nah, fuck you, you stole my artifact."" Cowards. https://t.co/Ntsxbnp6nZ" 1. When the game first came out. If I recall correctly he tweeted that he wished people wouldn't overhype the game 2. For like six months he asked you not to sell Undertale fan merch 3. For this thing I took a screen shot of (go to @UnderTale) Toby Fox has asked y'all to chill like 3 times now and you still can't do that for him. https://t.co/91heLEzw2Z "Oh hey apparently it's not in the game itself, my mistake! But see this takes time. I just woke up. Calm your tits, y'all." "@MattyFranklyn That's pretty close to my ideal too tbh It only has 2 stickers above what I'd normally deem acceptable, so this is pretty close!" "I say the game tells you to wait 24 hours but I haven't actually seen that yet. Steam is still updating. I'm doing this as fast as I can, you fucking assholes. Gonna start unfollowing some of you for a day or two if I keep seeing spoilers." "Btw in case y'all forgot, the reason Toby Fox asked that no one sell UT fan merch was because he's close friends with the people at Fan Gamer and wanted them to get first dibs. Now he's a lot more lax about fan merch." "People posting screenshots of the thing that Undertale itself tells you explicitly NOT to share for another 24 hours is like my first convention post-Undertale where I had a UT print planned, but I canceled it due to Toby's wishes only to see everyone else selling UT prints." @emuchaton True story I wanna get into porn at some point. Putting this on my list of things we should try :3 @YourPalCeej https://t.co/m7ReLGgo3a @UnderTale's being all spoopy. Do I need to boot up Undertale or what? Don't spoil me. Just tell me where to start. @emuchaton you should try cumming that might help @SixArmedSweater I love this "@princessproto *offers hugs* <3 (also if I haven't said this before, that top is super adorbs)" @emuchaton emu i'm pretty sure this level of cuteness is illegal @rCharlotteSmith Two trucks having sex? @upandoutcomic How is about to sneeze winning??? 😖 @emuchaton https://t.co/qOFDkteVIg @CookieCyboid Super cute! 💕💕 "I actually really love when they do obscure characters in MP or Generations (my two favorite lines), but it really does feel like Takara is trying to be coy when literally everyone knows what's up." "Takara, this pre-paint has existed for like a year now. When's the MP Blaster announcement? THIS IS AN MP VERSION OF THE 2012 REPAINT OF STEELJAW. HOW DID THIS COME OUT BEFORE BLASTER WAS ANNOUNCED? https://t.co/PjvkAeHyTj" "@bunnarchist That's really common. It'll get better if you can start HRT, but you probably knew that." "@bunnarchist I can't remember, are you on HRT yet (assuming you're planning to, of course)?" @SkyePainted Absolutely!! You're hot af!! 😍 @emuchaton emu why are taints so hot will we ever know @SkyePainted YEP YOU TOO OwO "A proper shower where you get EVERYTHING done (shaving, brushing teeth, lotion, etc) is so fucking rejuvenating. Before coming out I hated doing any of that stuff." @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu @Triclilith @KittenFemme You ate so incredibly beautiful omg 💕 ALL Y'ALL ARE TOO HOT OKAY AND I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS 😍 @PrissyOrcGF @Calliethulhu @Triclilith @KittenFemme 😳😍💕💦 @Triclilith @Calliethulhu @PrissyOrcGF @KittenFemme I was picturing more like Orc Boomer but that sounds more like the Horde's demolitions expert. @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu @PrissyOrcGF @Triclilith oh gosh not to be a huge gay but um 💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it @Triclilith @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu S̛̞̭̟ ̱̞̜̠̦͕L̰̜̫̪͎͘ U̷̥̥̯̮̥ ̜T̵ T̝̰̤͈̦ ̧͕̻̼̩Y͇̥͓ ̢͇̘̘͇̖ L͇̣͍̭̲̬ ̠̠̠͈͢I ̘̭̥̀T͚͉̮̕ ̴̥T͏͓̜̦͍̙͕ͅ ̦͈̻̩̜̞̀L̡̠̗̰̝͎ ̶̲̝̥̱̪Ḛ̡̘ ̡͍̱̺̹ͅ ͜M͖̹ ͕I҉͎͉̹͔̰͎ ҉͇̮͙̝͔L̠̫̞̮͎͢ ̛̖͖̯̻̘̪L̝̩̞͈̹͚͘ ҉͈͇̤͓E͇̩͠ͅͅ ̘͠N͟ ̭̟̻N͕̦͚͖̺ ̪̹I̢̫͍̣̞̞̰͕ ̮̘͈̟̮͢A͙ ̕L҉̘͉̣̱͖̟ͅ @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme I know this is cursed but like Kinda into it tbh??? @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu https://t.co/SSTRHx4LxI LRT Remember that scene with Hugo Weaving and Roger Allam? That sure was a nice scene. Just... apropos of nothing. @tinybird420 I love it! 💕 @tainkirrahe @JenApparently The A is not for ally. Ace/aro people are queer. It astounds me that there are still people in our community that try to argue against that. @CookieCyboid People will probably assume it's a costume given the time of year honestly lol @JenApparently You're a fellow trans Transformer fan so you're family as far as I'm concerned 💕 "@PrissyOrcGF *offers hugs* I'm so sorry that happened to you & your polycule. That kind of betrayal of trust is so cruel. Mistress & I like to say that breakups make the polycule stronger, not that it makes them any easier on the heart to deal with 💕" @ClockworkQTDoll Cyborg as far as I know Is Inspector Gadget transhumanist? "I will never, ever get tired of hearing about this guy tbh." "@DoubleYooToo I need to stop running my mouth about shit I don't understand. That's how I remember it happening, but I guess I just theorized and then misremembered it as fact." @CookieCyboid I didn't know these existed but I'm glad I do now "@DoubleYooToo On the WiiU that one is literally impossible to beat. The AI was programmed to take into account the N64 being slowed down (due to the leaves, if I'm not mistaken). The WiiU runs it smoothly so the Owl outpaces you and calls off the race every time." "@YumiScott I dunno. DK64 feels different than Banjo games, which feel different than Conker. It's just gamefeel I guess." "@DoubleYooToo The main reason I'll never do it again are the races, but in particular the beetle races. First time I 101%, one of the beetle races took me no joke like 6 hours to beat." @YumiScott So stuff they figured out in BK wasn't necessarily used to inform DK64 @YumiScott Different team and Rare back then forbade teams from sharing ideas. It's why the engines feel so different between titles too. @MattyFranklyn <| ;^) https://t.co/lRsPN3trey To get an idea of how much I love collect-a-thon platforms: I've 101% DK64. ALL regular bananas. Twice. (Though only twice I'll never do that again lol) @SheshVulpix @YumiScott I've 100% Tooie only twice. A turbo controller was needed for Canary Mary both times lol "@SheshVulpix @YumiScott Rusty Bucket Bay in particular, though. Ship's belly has to be done first on the N64 if you're 100% completing it, unless you like taking risks :P" Trans rights will feel like human rights on this platform when we can tell transphobes to fuck off without worry. "I'm sure it's a queer person running @TwitterOpen. I'm not blaming you, whoever you are. I'm sure you're lovely. But you're aware that there's been an endless stream of trans people getting punished for defending themselves against transphobes on this platform, right?" Your moderation team seems to disagree. Actions speak louder than empty platitudes. Fucking Christ social media sites love to gaslight us and I'm so tired of it. I check the area for hand whoopie cushions I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride @emuchaton *SQUAWK* @HeckingJen ... salmon? @TheLadyRaine @Triclilith That. Is. ADORABLE. 💕💕💕 @princessproto @YumiScott Hard mode for collecting notes! Nice! I respect the hell out of that <3 "Whyyyyyy did I sell Legends Blurr? He's up to ~$90 now. More importantly tho why did you paint TR Blurr so shittily, Hasbro? You forced everyone to buy out all the Takara ones." @YumiScott I guess they figured at that point the main challenge is the belly of the ship and let the rest not matter as much :V Which reminds me: N64 or Xbox? @Calliethulhu NO THEY CAN'T DO THAT "@Calliethulhu Sometimes boys are, regrettably, kinda hot." @CookieCyboid I mean same but I'm also always subby so it's less of a noteworthy event @CookieCyboid https://t.co/QciBHA556T @Calliethulhu HUGE GOALS TBH CONGRATS @emuchaton emu this is my brand how dare D:< @YumiScott @XylariaVG There's a lot of categories for certain games that are basically that. Though the common factor is always who's fastest. I can understand enjoying the thrill of discovery at its own pace <3 "@XylariaVG @YumiScott Yeah like always this is probably a speedrunner question. That sounds impossible to me, but I only ever play as intended because I'm boring :V Just out of curiosity, are you trying to actually speedrun the game?" @binarytoddler https://t.co/xvzcx0afIW @QuestForTori I judge most Pokemon Gens by how much I love their Pokemon and Gen V stands up against the raw nostalgia of Gen I & II in my book. They really stretched their wings design-wise. I could talk for hours about Pokemon lol <3 @emuchaton and that's VALID "@QuestForTori I want remakes of every Gen, honestly. They're really fun and they're a natural-feeling way to get older Pokemon back into the series without having to balance over 800 of them through one game. (I also really love Gen V so the sooner the better for the Gen IV remakes :V)" @emuchaton was gonna say something clever but my mouth just reflexively popped open and now i can't seem to close it oh no "People I say ""I love you"" to: - Girlfriends of the romantic & sexual variety People I WANT to say ""I love you"" to but I don't know if that's okay and/or I don't want them getting the wrong impression: - The other kind of girlfriends And that's very annoying." "@QuestForTori Almost daily tbh The ""Gay Disaster"" label in my bio isn't just for show :V" @Calliethulhu ͏̻̝̺̱ ̧̰̪̲̟s̹ ͏̹̰̳͈t҉ ̼e̢̤͉ ̹͚̱̺͍a̲ ̳m͉͉̰͖̗̼ ̜͍̭͙͟e͍̜̻̟͔̳͚͜ ̶̥͉ḏ͇͖̬͇͞ ҉̹̩̪̤̟͚ ͔̤̖͓̬͙h̶͙͓̻͎̤̣ a̯̖ ̛̟̞̰m͎͙͇͈̰̫ ̠͇̠̤͎̩ͅs̢̲̗̹̗̘̬ "@LittleEmmyBee Not enough people liking things, if I'm being honest. Just feels emptier than Twitter." @molly_the_tanz Where do I sign up? :3 The call of womanhood is so powerful all we can do is embrace it. We can't even fully understand it with science. We just know that the potions work. The magic is real. That's the witchiest thing I've ever fucking heard I don't know about the rest of y'all. We literally use alchemy/potions/something akin to magic to change our bodies because we sense on the deepest level of our beings that we are women. The title of witch should almost be assumed imo ✨ @lisaquestions All trans women are witches by default imo "@rCharlotteSmith Now I'm reminded of the Weird Al song of the same name ""I got women lined up outside my door They've been waiting there since the week before Who could ask for more? This is the life!""" "I love that in the midst of the world falling to fascism, Twitter toys with-- not actually announces, just ponders-- the idea of ruining their platform and making a lot of us panic. Like we can't even have this website as a fun distraction. We have to beg for that too." "@XylariaVG Most people tend to get very annoyed when they know their position is bullshit and you present them with (real or perceived) irrefutable proof that they're full of shit. People right of center get that a lot, so they've learned to boo the valid arguments away." @XylariaVG @TwitterComms I'm really done with this emotional rollercoaster. Thank you for confirming that it's at least partly real. "Please, please don't remove likes. I had a big long thread about why you shouldn't but I didn't @ this account because I've just now been made aware of it. Removing likes will kill the main reason I come here. Same goes for a ton of other people." I would be overjoyed to hear that I'm just being hysterical over nothing. Seriously let's all have a good laugh at how many words I typed over this if it turns out to be nothing. "And sure, replies COULD take the place of that. And maybe they will! Or maybe Twitter will no longer be a place trans people can use to aid in their transition. And that makes me really, really sad to think about." "Likes are also so incredibly important for trans people especially. If you come out as trans on here, a TON of trans people will follow you and like your selfies. That HELPS. That is legit part of our transition. If doctors could prescribe it for gender dysphoria, they would." "Hey y'all, if they remove likes and it's as dismal as it sounds like it's gonna be, I'm TransSalamander pretty much everywhere. I think I'll actually go back to Tumblr if I can't enjoy Twitter like I used to. Can't even believe I'm saying that." "@gwen_no_fear @trgrrl @arnellerose You know what really improves the quality of debate? Liking the replies of the person I'm debating with. No, I'm not joking. I do this a LOT. Even if I meet them halfway with their logic, it still doesn't work." "@trgrrl I'm sure this sounds melodramatic to some, but you're not wrong. Like this seriously might break me from the spell. I might be able to not be addicted for once. Which I know isn't what they want so wtf" "@trgrrl @vega_careless Without likes, this site goes from a double edged sword where yeah there's Nazis but at least you can block them and hey I've met a TON of cute people I could flirt with that ended up as lasting friendships... ... to just Oops All Nazis" @Kate_Bunni Thank you "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport I wasn't joking about the flirting. I've met girlfriends on this platform. I've formed lasting friendships. And all of that started with likes. With quiet approval. If you remove that, the MAIN reason I love this site will be gone." "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport You have me addicted to this platform. I'll admit it. My eyeballs are glued to this website. You've firmly nabbed me. I don't even use Reddit, Tumblr, or Facebook anymore. Removing likes will fundamentally change how much fun I can have here, tho." "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport ... Under the current system, I might reply to the person I ""disagree"" with, but just as often I might block them and move on And under this new system? Same thing I would understand if you were removing DISlikes but how is removing likes helping?" "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport If I see a tweet that I disagree with, first of all it's not just ""I disagree with it,"" it's usually far more dehumanizing as a trans person. But let's call it ""disagree with"" for a second..." "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport And what about blocks? Y'all are aware of the block chain add ons for Firefox and Chrome, right? I've blocked THOUSANDS of people for my own safety. People who quite literally want me dead. I can never have a constructive debate with these people." "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport That's what you want, isn't it? More debate? Text is vague. Body language makes a good chunk of human communication. Without it, a lot can be accidentally inferred. Likes are a wordless indicator to the reader of my intentions." "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport I very often will like the replies of someone I have a disagreement with, but also don't want them thinking I'm furious with them or blaming them in some way. It indicates that we're just talking, no hatred intended or implied." "@Twitter @jack @TwitterSupport Likes make up an extremely important and irreplaceable aspect of communication on this platform. They give shy people a voice, they indicate approval, they allow for easier flirting, and they also... smooth over arguments! Yes, seriously!" "Okay, so it looks like the threading feature is bugged. I can work with this." "@Waffliesinyofac Right now, likes during an argument are a great indication that the thing Twitter is trying to achieve by removing them is actually happening. The levels of irony are astounding. Can we just keep the fucking flirt button please???" @QuestForTori I don't know if I'll be able to make the leap. I'm not entirely joking when I say Twitter is an addiction of mine. But may as well put my Mastodon url in my display name... "@eilidhmax I'm talking about when I initiate flirting directly with them. You're very sweet, but I don't know you super well? I think? I rely on avatars to know people and a lot of folks have used that program to make cute avatars." @Just_fionna Yep. It's another failed tech bro attempt to get opposing sides to communicate with each other. "This is also really bad for letting someone down easy. We'll be forced to say directly ""Not interested, please stop flirting with me"" Overt consent is obviously good but how many of us have the spoons to say that every time? Not liking flirting sends a gentler message." Like seriously I can think of multiple girls I would've given up flirting on if they hadn't liked my posts. This so bad D: "It's not like now I'm going to say, ""Hey bigot, because I can't show you with one click that I disapprove, let's talk in the marketplace of ideas!"" Same goes for the bigot looking at my tweets. THERE WASN'T A DISLIKE BUTTON. THIS DOESN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM THEY THINK THEY HAVE." "@WilloIllo It's possible my addiction to Twitter will shrug this off, but this seriously feels poised to ruin the entire site for me permanently. Likes are incredibly important to how I interact on this site." LIKE SERIOUSLY FLIRTING IS A LOT HARDER WITHOUT LIKES ESPECIALLY AS A CLUELESS LESBIAN PLEASE DON'T DO THIS "Is this seriously because we started taking note of ratios? Because dislikes don't exist here. A lack of likes will not convince me to talk to a bigot. Before this change, I would've not liked a bigot's comments. After this change, I still won't like a bigot's comments. Wtf???" There are a litany of reasons not to do that and their tech bro solution to a problem they don't understand will not achieve what they're hoping it will. "We'll get by. It'll probably still be a good site for making friends, which is what I mainly use Twitter for But as I'm adding to this thread I keep thinking about the 20-ish likes I've got & how without those, I'd be yelling into a silent void until someone had something to say" I swear to fuck tho this better not be Twitter trying to make us communicate with fascists to hear their side and come together or something equally asanine and tech bro-y. "Now that I've vented & let it settle in my head, I guess the solution to this change will simply be an influx of ""Same"" replies. Which... okay. I guess. But we really shouldn't fix what isn't broken." "Also locked accounts will now feel even more lonely, so there's an added deterrent from staying safe. Is this because we've been judging people for their likes? Like when Rowling likes TERF articles? Why is that a bad thing?" "Likes are also really important for selfies! ESPECIALLY selfies of people who ask not to retweet their pics. That encouragement is SO important for everyone, but ESPECIALLY trans people." "In the past I've been vocally against down votes. On Reddit & YouTube they only serve to silence people. Likes are neutral without dislikes, though. Zero likes doesn't mean 1,000 dislikes. Likes seem fine to me. They're very useful. Can we please keep them?" "Likes also smooth over arguments. If I like your replies while we talk, it feels less like I'm angry. This actually works. I do it all the time. Also, yeah, it's a nice way to gage popularity." Are they really removing likes? Replacing it with nothing? I don't like the idea of limiting communication. Likes for me denote that I've read replies. A lack of a like from me it often intentional. @ButchPuppy Sounds fake tbh The chainsaw loves hugs!!! @elysianechoes 💕💕💕 @Triclilith @CookieCyboid You're both adorable omg @Triclilith @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto Would if I could 💕 u Charlotte~ @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto @Triclilith It's super apparent and super adorable and I love seeing threads like these 💕 @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto @Triclilith hey charlotte ur really really cute :3 @SatanaKennedy That happened the first time I got high "Left tit hurts. I don't need a growth spurt there! Right tit is still smaller! Work with me here, estrogen!" @OneLameShark Awwwww I'm so glad I could help!!! You're amazing 💕 @tinybird420 You're really cute and you have a good heart 💕 "@AdrienneCohea You're so, so welcome! I like to think it's what I'm here for 💕" @emuchaton emu your balls are anything but straight @ButchPuppy 💕💕💕 @CookieCyboid I watched it for the first time a few days ago! Haven't been this into DW in a long time. Indulge me :V https://t.co/qB7AcujBvW @YumiScott Flip flap jump like your life depends on it! @YumiScott Those walls are very high. Speedrunners might know. Maybe you can jump from a nearby cattail to that ledge with the Jiggy? That leads to Mumbo's Hut I think? I used to beat this game almost yearly but it's been a few. @AseCooper Thank you! 💕 @CookieCyboid It's good to have a solid brand @GoodWitchLeigh Mood @WynneCluster VERY cute! 😍 @rCharlotteSmith You're one of my best friends! 💕 "@HeckingJen And yes, they used to suck" @HeckingJen If you order off their IHOB menu the burgers are actually good @TheLadyRaine It's weird and so great!!!! 💕 @Calliethulhu huge mood "@DeciusNero They haven't announced one yet, it seems. Pinkie Pie is coming out next June https://t.co/8PNxGNaRxF" "@Kitty_Squeakle Meanwhile the cool littles with mommies are like, ""Nice."" 😎" @SteampunkPenny Thank you Mistress!! 💕💕💕 AAAAAA OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THEY'RE MAKING THIS AND I NEED ONE AAAAAAA https://t.co/WOLSDfMq4V "@CookieCyboid @Kitty_Squeakle lol I was like why on earth is that reply showing up in my notifications again Not that I'm complaining, of course :V" "However, one of my rules for Twitter is I try not to immediately assume that just because you're following so-and-so bad person you're also bad person. Misunderstandings happen. Relationships are complicated. So even if that's you, it still probably doesn't hurt to ask." Sorry that I don't have a better solution than that. I use block chain on any accounts I feel are bigoted enough to be unsafe for me. "Just a heads up: If you're queer or questioning and you think I blocked you mistakenly, there's a good chance I have. If you have any way to get a hold of me, please feel free." @Calliethulhu This pic contains powerful witchy auras tbh @Archaema @LunaDragofelis Sorry about that! Honest mistake <3 "@MapleReam Thank you! 💕 I think it sounds a bit corny, but it's the truth!" "My egghood was bookended by dreams. When I was 11 I had the first dream where I dreamed I was a girl. I never wanted to wake up. At 29, I dreamed I met a famous trans woman and tearfully asked her how she did it. How she found the strength. I woke up & knew I had to transition." "@Calliethulhu I know it's not a race and I'm by no means unhappy with my transition, but I'm surprised you've only been out for a year! I came out two years ago, lol. Happy coming-out-versary! 💕💕💕" @Kitty_Squeakle @CookieCyboid That's what I keep telling people!! @Kitty_Squeakle @CookieCyboid Do you have a volume control for your sex noises because mine is just hardwired at 11 permanently >_> @QueenStodge I hate that I know you're quoting the movie. I enjoyed the belief that all I remember about RotF was from Lindsay Ellis' videos. How could you :P It worries me that they're holding it upright in like every picture but this is only a prototype. @QueenStodge Authentic Enemy Scrotum™ Action! I've never left the continental United States and honestly in hindsight I'm glad I waited until I knew I was incredibly gay. At the top of my bucket list is gathering up enough money to go lesbianing around the world and visit all the cuties I know who are lucky enough to not live in the US. @CookieCyboid @Kitty_Squeakle Really adds to the overall atmosphere. @JenApparently I had that preordered ages ago but I had to cancel. Jealous! @SteampunkPenny @norintha and I are making @cosmicladyrosa's birthday cake and Mistress is helping by literally beating some eggs until they cream :3c @emuchaton @eilidhmax @Calliethulhu damn i gotta up my flirting game this is some high quality gayness here @emuchaton you're bursting out of that entire outfit so yes i'd say it fits perfectly @norintha I remember you telling me that a while back. It's a beautiful thought and one I should try to remember more often. "And then there's that added implication with the word ""friend."" Does that mean sex is off the table forever? Possibly and that's totally fine, but also maybe not. Being a lesbian is weird, y'all. A good weird, but weird." "I have a lot of friends on here that I'm comfortable with existing only as friends with them. But, if pressed, I'll often admit that like, sure, it'd be fun to exchange a few orgasms if they're down to too." "The concept of ""friends"" has always been a bit weird to me. Pre-HRT there wasn't the deep connection that I thought was supposed to define friendship Post-HRT I'll regularly have sex with and crushes on friends and the boundary between friend and girlfriend is very fuzzy." @Calliethulhu 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕!!! @Calliethulhu Thank YOU for being one of the coolest people on trans Twitter and for being such an awesome friend 💕 (ps you DO look fuckin' rockin'!) Well shit I think I need this "@Vangelus I'm feeling it too. Remember when the ""best"" version was the Legends one? It had individual robot modes!!! There's a G1 repaint!!! We were so starved for proper combiners for so long lol" @JenApparently Thanks! I think I'll be preordering her as soon as I can <3 "@BellaRizinti I've noticed a LOT of cis people treat deadnames like some unalterable truth. Like, yes, it's a fact that my parents named me something different, but it's not something they tattooed on my ass the day I was born. Name changes are a thing for cis people too." "@Valkyrie497 As long as he locks together tightly in combined mode and can hold as least a couple neat poses, I'm sold. Even if the individual bots aren't perfect. But honestly Combiner Wars/Unite Warriors makes me think they're be pretty solid." @Valkyrie497 I can tell! You can faintly see that that's Leader Blackout in the box next to him. "If anyone has an extra shiny Poipole they're willing to trade for any mythic legendary, let me know. I should have doubles of all of 'em, and after evolving my shiny Poipole now I want a set of both for my Living Pokedex." @Valkyrie497 I never liked that Devastator but I'm always tempted by big toys... @QueerGirlEmilie I'm by no means an expert (though I'd probably try to become on if I decided to... convert I guess is the word?) but here's what Wikipedia has to say: https://t.co/AuvMEPxhWO I'm an atheist but I swear to fuck one of these days I'm just gonna go full Wicca solely to spite the atheist community. """Please tell me the literal worst version of events isn't actually happening right now"" 2018: Hold my beer" @TheSecretCallie Two polyamorous people in a relationship should still just be a called a polycule imo <3 @JenApparently Who is this cutie and is she from HasTak or a 3rd party? "@AseCooper I'd like to say there's no way that'd happen, but this country seems harder and harder to predict." Godwin's Law turned out to be about as useful long-term as Moore's Law @twinkrobot (Mistress sends her love as well 💕) "@twinkrobot I'm glad you're doing better. I've had days like that and they're the fucking worst. It always seems like my brain picks the worst days to do it, too. Internet hugs are so unsatisfying imo but due to the annoying prevalence of the Atlantic Ocean: *huuuugs* 💕💕💕" @Autumn_Leah_ It's okay! I know you were trying to help and I appreciate that 💕 "@Autumn_Leah_ I'm told as long as I tell the person doing the orchi to leave the scrotal skin, I should be good. Thank you for your help but that really made me second guess all this and I don't need that stress right now. :/" "@Autumn_Leah_ If they don't, it's the job of the transgender coordinator, the TWO therapists I was required to talk to about this (one of them had had a vaginoplasty herself) and the urologist I'm going to see soon for my orchi to tell me that." "Is that... RotF Devastator? It's a big boy, whoever it is." @emuchaton kissin girls kissin girls kissin girls kissin girls @OneLameShark @Waspshot23 Optimus Prime collectors are braver than the troops @OneLameShark *you did "@OneLameShark Mine I've been doing solely on memory, but I should do what do did, honestly. Then if I ever make it to a TF convention I might actually know what to buy heh" yeah sure that's how that works @OneLameShark May as well share mine! This is by no means complete as I only just started it (some of these I've owned and sold but I want back! D: ) https://t.co/ko4cXT0oql "@OneLameShark All that is to say, after the first movie I was pretty much done. RotF had toys I still own to this day, and TLK had some really stellar ones too, but I only really went nuts collecting the first one and I learned my lesson pretty quick lol" "@OneLameShark For me I had my first disposable income from working at a movie theater during the first live action movie. Movie 1: Bought literally every figure (I've since sold it all) RotF: Bought Voyager Megs, Stratosphere, & HA Skids DotM: Bought then immediately returned Leader Ironhide" @tainkirrahe I mean he literally named himself after G1 Megs. In his dreams he's just as cool. @OneLameShark (Also that list makes me smile) "@OneLameShark I have both the Hasbro Animated figures. Purple gets to stay as Shockwave, gray lives as Longarm. I bought the purple one on discount lol The benefits of collecting these toys for way to long :V" @OneLameShark No Animated? :P Actually the purple Animated Shockwave might be impossible to find now. He was a Target exclusive back in the day. @HeckingJen I mean it's like when I met Mistress and together we were able to buy a house. I was used to the idea that I'd be renting for the rest of my life! How is this real? @HeckingJen Congrats! 💕 "@AseCooper Canadians are more than welcome! I can think of two Canadian friends I'd love to move in with us! It's more about practicality. But if you think it's feasible, talk to Mistress about an interview :3" It's kind of what we're hoping to do with the ranch. Make it a place we can hunker down in and hopefully survive all this. Hell if I was that wealthy I'd retire and disappear too. Oh fuck the Wachowskis retiring during one of the scariest weeks to be trans in America is kind of ominous. I'm happy she feels accomplished. But I'm also undeniably sad to hear this. @princess_stef69 You are amazingly valid and a joy to see on my TL 💕💕💕 "@princessproto Their fries are okay. White Castle sets the fry bar low enough that I hesitate to call In N Out's ""bad""" Used the radiant filter because Takkun is the very definition of radiant ✨ https://t.co/dZ1YXzWcIM @FlaredFeline wow mood #BlackCatDay My baby Binx 💕 https://t.co/g6DAk5VFv7 "@princessproto No, I mean I haven't been paying attention. I forgot there was a run I wanted to watch. >_>" @princessproto Oh no I missed it!! D: @AseCooper Yup I've heard that as well! @twinkrobot *hugs* @Calliethulhu https://t.co/wJHiQs9azA I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the levels of tid I'm rocking here that can't even be contained by a boy's shirt "@LadybugMeme @princess_stef69 I think this is more likely a mole. Using transgender rather than trans on its own isn't good enough to suspect that, but that plus the extreme transphobia makes me wonder." @LadybugMeme @princess_stef69 I noticed that too. Some of my mutuals are even following them. I already had them blocked but something isn't adding up here. @TrexPushups I'm in C cup territory and it's a really nice place to be 😎 @LewdEmmaDam (And some of us have to fight to get them and that's rad as fuck) @LewdEmmaDam VALID. Some girls have pussies and that's OKAY. "@FrillyHyena @rCharlotteSmith During sex I can't even let anyone touch it, & not because I don't have an urge to be touched It's just that it brings into focus that what's being touched is wrong So yeah, there's more than penetrative sex, but I can't do alternatives either if it's sex involving my girldick" "just checked to confirm and it turns out that yes, i am in fact very cute ✨ thanks for coming to my tedtalk https://t.co/2zaxPULSaU" "I hear a lot of trans women & AMAB enbies talk about how their ideal genital configuration would be a dick with a vagina. If that describes you that's totally valid, but thinking about that makes me dysphoric as fuck. My urethra feels too wrong for me to even consider the idea." getting a vaginoplasty solely to confuse transphobes by telling them i don't have a dick @deathpigeon @Estrus_flask @norintha @cosmicladyrosa @Raging_Grace LOOK I LIKE MIYASAKI AND DURAN DURAN OKAY @Estrus_flask @deathpigeon @norintha @cosmicladyrosa @Raging_Grace I'm told her name is San. I saw that movie in like 2009 and I forgot lol @Estrus_flask @deathpigeon @norintha @cosmicladyrosa @Raging_Grace Nope! https://t.co/pitUufWb1Z @rCharlotteSmith It really seems like slowly developing genital dysphoria as opposed to having it all your life is way more common than the prevalent narrative would have us believe. @tinybird420 (I also only use it to refer to bigots lol) @tinybird420 It's a slur over here but I use it precisely for that reason lol. People turn their heads and listen when you call someone a cunt. @Calliethulhu aaaaaaa omg thank you!!!! 💕💕💕💕 @lisaquestions @AliceMarie420 Actual colonialism stamped out a ton of queer culture in countless native populations. Calling trans people colonizers is sick. @trgrrl cuuuuute! :3 Actually that's not true I'd gladly take a vagina instead but Santa can't work miracles 🎶 All I want for Christmas is to lose my balls 🎶 @thesapphicelf Gosh you're right! 💕💕💕 Then hopefully summer 2019 for my vag. Denver Health only just started doing the procedure so the wait list is shorter than average. So close!!! "But like assuming Kaiser responds quickly to her sending the letter, from what I understand about how easy/quick it is to schedule an orchi, my balls will be gone before Christmas for sure! 💕💕💕" REALLY wish I saw this 12 hours ago when it arrived but what can you do lol AW HECK YES THIS IS YA GIRL'S SURGERY APPROVAL LETTERRRRRRRR 💕 https://t.co/TT2jmZ6zwt @TransTwill I would totally swap t-shirt collections with you lol @ExistentialEnso As soon as we can afford it I'm resetting my entire wardrobe and burning my guy clothes lol (Not really tho we're gonna donate it all to the local queer outreach place) @ExistentialEnso I really was worried I'd have to force myself to like girl clothes lol @SeanWithersDraw Aw hell yes it's gonna be all bottomless all the time at my place 😎🍑 I've gone from being embarrassed at the idea of wearing women's clothes to being embarrassed at the idea of wearing guy clothes. Which is pretty much wanted to be but it's still surreal to realize. I'm just so tired of my guy clothes. Basically a shit ton of screened tees that are only kind of useful as pajamas at this point. I am so fucking ready to get rid of all that. @ExistentialEnso That's awesome! I was never really fully balding but I wouldn't say no to some of that tbh @ExistentialEnso Do we know if the 3 year estimate was like an average or something? Because I hear plenty of stories about trans women still seeing small changes past the understood max number of years. @KittenFemme Hot! :3 "I also really, desperately some want non-sprts bras x.x" In the past couple months my body has changed just enough that it's made me even more frustrated with my wardrobe than I already was. We're gonna go shopping soon and this is admittedly an exciting problem to have but it makes leaving the house kind of annoying. @lewdspacegem dang that's a mood x.x @LittleEmmyBee Transformers: Vaginas in disguise @ExistentialEnso Because capitalism & patriarchy. @lewdspacegem wow gosh that's hecka gay 💕 (And 5% Transformers) @lewdspacegem most sapphic love is imo and it's also horny :V "When I finally get my GRS and I'm all healed up, this Twitter is gonna be like 95% vag pics jsyk" @lewdspacegem https://t.co/W1iV7IrTnw @lewdspacegem that sounds kinda horny @FrillyHyena Nice! You're gonna feel amazing once your T levels start to drop! 💕 @FrillyHyena What happens in January? "The only musk you'll hear me talking about from now on is sweet, sweet girlmusk. (I'm sick of hearing about him too)" @emuchaton d-dm'd >_> @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith Huge agree @Triclilith @rCharlotteSmith I started June 14th 2017 @Triclilith @rCharlotteSmith Same day I thought? @rCharlotteSmith 16 months on HRT! ✨ I'm losing so much muscle mass in my neck look at this girly-ass girl neck ✨💕✨ https://t.co/gapCtSRipZ @emetobot SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS @emetobot THIS IS REALLY CUTE JUST SAYING i'm cute af tho ✨ https://t.co/csVD8VsKaG @emuchaton no edging today? you okay? :O They made him look better than he did in the movie what is this witchcraft @blackrosesocial Thank you! :3 "@KittenFemme Yeah, we know 💕" @blackrosesocial That's Binx 💕 "This pic perfectly encapsulates their personalities, actually. Takkun is chill and fearless, Binx is cautious and easily startled." "My cats, everyone https://t.co/vd78H5rJn5" @ExistentialEnso @PhilosophyTube It pretty much stays that good throughout <3 https://t.co/xXUhxAuq2o This is far and away PT's best video ever imo. That title made me really curious and he did not disappoint. https://t.co/6YmdetPxgf OOH EVEN BETTER MAKE HIM AN ANIMATED REFERENCE AND HAVE HIM BE A GARBAGE TRUCK EXCEPT G1 @MattyFranklyn This would also be acceptable! They really should have made Wreck-Gar a Voyager and then made at least one other Junkion as a limb so if nothing else we could quadruple buy 'em and have one big Junkion combiner. @Calliethulhu fat pussy energy is huge goals "Transphobes literally just dunk on themselves without us lifting a figure. If by ""this"" they mean ""literally this tweet I am writing"" then they're right about that! It is indeed #LesbianErasure when you try to exclude lesbians you don't like based on your own bigoted views. https://t.co/ozlVya58CK" @Respectful_Succ https://t.co/HBuuAdKA5k https://t.co/YalSlVrIRU It has an upper limit of like 5k I think? But I do it for any bigot I want to screenshot/quote tweet so they can't sic their followers on me. thanks for the block list upgrade tho lol https://t.co/4HE1qYlrY6 so glad the man swooped in to explain to us what sapphic love is lol the fuck even is this https://t.co/x0dlurFLbp "@Leftysprivateac @cosmicladyrosa It's not the name of the kid! His name is Naota. But his friend, Mamimi, calls all the people she falls in love with Takkun, which is the name of Naota's older brother who moved to the US. The stray cat Mamimi finds as well as one of the giant robots she feeds she names the same" @TheSecretCallie *huuuuuugs* 💕 "@TheSecretCallie I was so eager to tell you I knew completely how you feel at the end of this thread that I forgot to say: I didn't have a friendship that really felt like ""Oh, THIS is a true friendship"" until I was 25. Didn't even really date anyone until I was 26. And it sucked." "@HeckingJen @Triclilith Oh! I thought you were sorry >.< But this is good practice for if you do end up starting. And it's good for all skin, not just HRT skin tbh" "@HeckingJen @Triclilith You're on HRT now aren't you? Your skin is thinner AND drier now! Tough, thick, T-infused skin might be able to take a dry shave, but HRT skin really can't :P" "@TheSecretCallie Of course! We got you, fam 💕" "@TheSecretCallie I don't think trauma is comparable like that, and I know that advice probably doesn't help right this second but it's something I think about a lot." "@TheSecretCallie Sometimes the way I try to view it is, okay let's say my trauma is the Least Bad of all the transes. Then that means I haven't been as hurt by the world. I still have hope, and spoons, and room in my heart, and I can use that to help others when I can." "@TheSecretCallie (If you want to talk more about this in DMs, that's fine too but I wasn't sure which account to DM you on to be sure you saw it quickly)" "@TheSecretCallie Callie: Your experience sounds a LOT like mine. I was never raped, my mom still loves me, I've been pretty much financially secure (though by no means wealthy) my entire adult life... But your trauma as well as mine is real. It comes with the trans experience." @twinkrobot it's just science @LivyAubergine @maritronic9k @Calliethulhu @spookythewitch https://t.co/hwjm3TCvwd @spookythewitch @emuchaton @Calliethulhu It'd be so much easier if I wasn't so hopelessly into girlmusk but... *joins the chanting* @CookieCyboid OMG IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT It's super cute and clever and I really like it <3 <3 <3 "@Calliethulhu @spookythewitch Listen I know this is Extremely Cursed but you and I both know it would be just as intoxicating as any other girl's Search your feelings, Skywalker." @spookythewitch @Calliethulhu Call it Girl Musk's Girlmusk @Calliethulhu Too cursed? For Callie? Thank you! :3 "@Calliethulhu what if, after transitioning, he too became a muskslut :V" @CookieCyboid I JUST GOT IT CYBOID CYBER BOID CYBER BIRD I am not a clever woman. @Hypnothulhu Hey now the Cyboid polycule makes the bird theme work :P @CookieCyboid And you're valid as heck tbh "@Cookie_2nd I don't even regularly wear dresses (or skirts for that matter) and I'm binary. It's because we've been very broke and not able to get me new clothes for like a year, but still. That's a really awesome-sounding workaround though!" "@Hypnothulhu I'm extremely biased towards the person wearing it, but... YES." "@MavenOfMayhem So many people claiming to be protecting the gays fight so hard against the legitimacy of us trans lesbians. It's ironically extremely homophobic. If they got their way, there would by definition be less lesbians in the world." @princess_stef69 PROTIP TO CIS PEOPLE: Never say that to a trans woman. Ever. For MANY of us it's a key part of our transition. Doesn't matter if we'd objectively look better with shorter hair. Dysphoria doesn't work like that. "@WesthaverEmily Oh maybe the person deleted it? Like that's fine but I'm far more used to Twitter just being like ""What tweet?""" Wouldn't sorting searches by people you're following first make sense? It'd probably make too much sense. Must be why they didn't do it. Ugh. "More adventures with Twitters constantly shifting timeline: I see a tweet that starts with the words ""lesbian humor"" right after I clicked on my notifications. I go back to the Tl, can't find it. I search for those words WITH QUOTES & Twitter's like ""How about these strangers?""" "@CookieCyboid This is extremely a mood. Like, none of my cis friends would blame me for not knowing this stuff. Of course I don't! But then my brain gets all sad because by all rights I SHOULD know this stuff and then I feel like an impostor and just... ugh." @emuchaton sweaty trans milfs tho You're erasing *my* reproductive organs and systems so maybe shut the fuck up. My experience of womanhood is as valid as yours. This reads like you're clinging to the one thing that makes our experiences different. Can't imagine why you'd be so fixated on that tho 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/E6hGxaj5E1 @JesskaNightmare I had the fossil one as a kid! tag yourself i'm little gay @Calliethulhu Humiliation Program 352 Initiate _ @KittenFemme @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/sDlJrt1oXy @FlaredFeline @emuchaton gosh isn't that when a girl kisses a girl? :O @CookieCyboid also https://t.co/4ikOKe1woZ @CookieCyboid aaaaaa I love your eternity collar!! 😍😍😍 @ExistentialEnso @tinybird420 oops i retweeted you i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it @rCharlotteSmith I'd enjoy that very much! :3 @CookieCyboid @eilidhmax @Calliethulhu Don't worry though I expect at least the same treatment in return :3 @CookieCyboid @eilidhmax @Calliethulhu I mean I can't speak for anyone else but I was absolutely planning to use that against you. @QuestForTori @rCharlotteSmith i am!! really!! @Calliethulhu https://t.co/nKcC1IDqnC "Abominus himself is really impressive, but as always, even with PotP's improved combiner hands & feet, I'm still going to seek out an upgrade kit. It's good to complete the team though! Monstructor when, Hasbro? https://t.co/l3DjYPuVwt" "This guy had so much potential given the absolutely stellar mold he's based on (Swoop), and it's all ruined by a bizarre choice for his head(s): His robot mode doesn't tuck into his beast head all the way. The positron is dictated entirely by a loose hinge joint. https://t.co/EHYJeyFTKs" @rCharlotteSmith ffffsfhhjhghhjkkl imma big girl now! >_< @rCharlotteSmith I guess because for me the little one is usually driving? Wow it sounds way more embarrassing when I work out the logic like that >_> @rCharlotteSmith I'm a little! :P Kat! Me little! @rCharlotteSmith Listen I ask her like daily if she's sure she isn't. I would love nothing more for her to find out she's wrong :P Look at these completely true rumors spreading about me. I will not stand for it! @ViciousVivi_V3 @TheLadyRaine @Calliethulhu NO BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT >_< @TheLadyRaine @Calliethulhu It really is! I'm ready for the hivemind tbh (And omg adding that I was leaking was so mean >_<) @Calliethulhu Fffssshhggfhd 💦 >_> "@QuestForTori Chubby girls are so cute tho! I should know, I am one 💕💕💕" @princessproto https://t.co/aV8jb7DYbu "Your average toxic gamer sees people like me as invaders to their cultivated identity. So they can keep it. Let them sort out what the fuck ""gamer"" means when half the people who play them don't count in their eyes. I'm gonna go play a shit ton of video games." "Joking aside, I unironically feel it's a radical act to play video games as much as if not way more than your average Gamer™ while openly and willingly rejecting the title outright. I think that has the power to stop gamer culture for good." "I happily reject the title of gamer. *places her new Zeraora, her 807th Pokemon, into the Living Pokedex she's been maintaining for 15 years*" "Oh nice I'll take ""not a gamer"" then. *goes back to playing games not made by companies that brags about harming their employees*" """Challenge accepted"" - Literally everyone on the left https://t.co/19Cn2cs3LV" @rCharlotteSmith Good to know! We're almost the opposite lol (Alice is not little >_>) @TheLadyRaine https://t.co/xxA8se3VZs @TheLadyRaine I mean if nothing else you're making everyone else horny on main @TheLadyRaine oh g-gosh 💦 This is the best Doctor Who has ever been imo https://t.co/wCJvXG7aBF @emuchaton nice nice NICE NICE 😍😍😍 @PrissyOrcGF Dysphoria lies *offers hugs* 💕💕💕 @Cookie_2nd Oh fuck I'm glad you're feeling better!! 💕💕 @Autumn_Leah_ The second one She made her own sonic screwdriver SHE MADE HER OWN SONIC SCREWDRIVER 💕💕💕 @emuchaton look emu I don't mean to retweet everything you're tweeting but like you keep laying down such huge moods @Autumn_Leah_ Good to know thank you! @Autumn_Leah_ Yep! 5 minutes is way better than the 15 it was taking. I'm tying it up every day to practice 💕 @BoringNerdyKate Sounds hot what's m? :3 This ponytail only took like five minutes to tie up! I'm getting better! 💕 https://t.co/oNVsEAVFTQ gosh why does being teased feel so amazing like i know i'm a sub but like heck >/////////< @Calliethulhu NICE @Calliethulhu S-SOMETHING TELLSS ME SHE'D LLOVE TO PLEASETHANKYOU >////////< "And I suspect this is a common experience among trans women. We're given bodies we hate, asked to take care of them, refuse, and it's all seen as more or less boys being boys. And it becomes that much harder to realize we're trans." I wasn't being a teenage boy. I was being a dysphoric teenage trans girl who didn't understand what was happening and couldn't bring herself to take care of a boy's face. "Now though? I'm not exactly obsessed with my looks (I don't even wear makeup) but there's this sense of finally inhabiting my body, that I'm more aware of my body. Caring about my face even the barest amount now comes completely naturally." "I also didn't much see the point. My mom assumed this was because I was a boy. It's expected that most boys (especially teenage boys) are smelly, greasy and unconcerned with their looks." "I had terrible acne when I was a teenager. You can probably see the scarring in some of my pics, though HRT has smoothed a lot of it over. I didn't like having acne, but every single acne treatment I tried I eventually stopped using. I'd end up forgetting to use it every time." @Calliethulhu hhenlo 😍 @Calliethulhu yyes hello how do you fe eel aboutt sitting o on a hypothetical cutie's face??? asking f or a ffriend d 💦💕 "@blackrosesocial @driftyjay That's not generally the rule, no. Testosterone makes it easier to lose weight, but also muscle weighs more than fat so still might loud pounds. For me I've actually had more issues with eating LESS. My binge eating has gone done as my dysphoria/depression decreases." "@Untangled_Rose @blackrosesocial @Untangled_Rose replied with the following: ""I would help reassure this person since I am a fat trans woman and was fat when I started hrt but they don't follow me and I had to lock my account because harassment.""" @blackrosesocial *huuuuuuuuugs* 💕💕💕 "@blackrosesocial You will look and feel like a girl on HRT, I promise. We both know you need it. Not every trans person does, but you wouldn't feel conflicted if you didn't know in your heart of hearts you needed it. You'll thank yourself for taking that first step." "@blackrosesocial If you're excited about boobs and hips, being chubby helps IMMENSELY with the effects of HRT. Beyond that though, it's really not just about one's appearance. I understand why you're fixated on that but trust me, just feeling E in your system is worth it." @stitchfeather aaaaaaa thank you!! 💕💕💕 @blackrosesocial What scares you about it? @ViciousVivi_V3 Aw thank you!! 💕 I can see the biger boobs. They look even better from the side! And yeah I guess my hips are a bit wider I think I hadn't shaved for a couple days in that first one as well? It's such a shitty pic I can't tell lol. That was also max chest hair as well. "Didn't think to take off my pants in the first pic, so may as well stay consistent, lol. Hope you all like bellies and pajamas! I barely see changes other than glasses, chest hair and head hair if I'm being honest >_> (The before pic was moments before taking my first HRT dose) https://t.co/OYvLAJgkEs" @FoxyChewToy lol how silly of me :P I didn't take a single side view before pic so any loss in my belly (and a lot of the visible gain in my breasts) is really hard to see. Do people still want to see a comparison? I am probably my worst critic here. These will be topless photos :P "I really wish I didn't take my ""before"" pics with a potato-quality iphone but I'll see if the comparison is worth posting. Just got to find where I saved those pics..." "@Calliethulhu T blockers effects can vary among people, but talking to your endo about seeing if you can't increase your dose could help. I often get dysphoric when I'm hard so I completely empathize 😖" "@QueerGirlEmilie @_CynthiaDarling Pre-everything often means pre-hrt and pre-surgery in my experience? I feel like if you're aware of your transness enough to know you're pre-everything, you've already taken the first few steps into your transition. Language can be very fuzzy." "Mistress said she's going to send this to my mom with the text ""My little ranch girl"" and it would be kink coded without her knowing it. Me: Since you're my mommy, is that a power move? Mistress: Yes!" My belly has been getting smaller and my hips have been filling out and aaaaaaa HRT rocks 💕💕💕 "@Kate_Bunni So like, we're kinda both right then?" "@AseCooper That's probably what's going on, yeah :/" @Latentsage I had @cosmicladyrosa help me and I already forgot how she did it >_> @Triclilith @SmollCatTiff Pretty much! That's why I ship things like Widowtracer @Triclilith @SmollCatTiff I'm talking about what the text says. As characters taken on their own they're total comrades. @SmollCatTiff Yep! Pretty much Talon and I guess Junkrat and Roadhog too maybe? I should read the comics more lol "If Overwatch ever stops adding characters, a perfect final ratio would be 50% villains 80% women 100% queer" @boring_cactus FUCK THAT'S A BETTER TWEET WITH 3 "@emuchaton ""WINSTON NO IT'S TAKING OFF""" I NEED THIS??? https://t.co/mACiORMv7f @luxliv3s @CookieCyboid @emuchaton Resistance Hole sounds like an awful name for a first time anal porn series @kroati1 @CookieCyboid @emuchaton @luxliv3s i'm listening https://t.co/1j3y22IfoJ I wanna thank whoever thought of the upside down emoji. It says so much with so little 🙃 Similarly but for different reasons I appreciate no mouth emoji 😶 @CookieCyboid @emuchaton @luxliv3s hey HEY h hey trump is voldemort 🙃🙃🙃 @PrissyOrcGF oh FUCK it is @emuchaton this is SOLID tweet i mean HECK "@Icyrain35 Depending on how far I want to go in upgrading my PC next time I do it, I might just start all this from scratch to be done with my deadname for good. It'll be worth it, lol." @Icyrain35 fuuuuuuuuck i hadn't yet checked that D: Finally got around to changing my name on my PC. There was a palpable sense of relief seeing this screen. https://t.co/dusagJARwn @Cookie_2nd The bourgeoisie "@Vangelus Velocitron, the racist planet" "@her_naydusya Hopefully all that helps. And in the future, ask questions first. Trans people aren't advocating for anything as weird as most people seem to think. Google is also your friend, use it. And try not to talk with authority about stuff you don't fully understand." "@her_naydusya There's a lot wrong with your understanding of trans people as well. I was assigned male at birth. That was incorrect. I am female. Also, trans people come in all genders. Being trans simply means your gender does not align with the gender you were assigned at birth." "@her_naydusya No one is advocating for kids to get surgery or even take hormones. Trans kids are put on puberty blockers until they're 18. If they decide taking hormones isn't right right for them, they go off puberty blockers and their body does what it does naturally with no lasting effects." @AnaMardoll Right after the president announced he's a nationalist. This is terrifying. @Kalindlara I LOVE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH??? "@LewdEmmaDam no cowards here, only lesbiabs https://t.co/4I3KsPklzg" getting a vaginoplasty solely so I can get fucked by my girlfriends while they threaten to knock me up @destroyeroftroy @HeckingJen @neondreamgirl https://t.co/zJ65XzVqGy "@destroyeroftroy @HeckingJen @neondreamgirl B-but, you're gay! :O" @HeckingJen @neondreamgirl https://t.co/6G4DKNMu1M goals @neondreamgirl @HeckingJen https://t.co/gFgzdEqIeN "@her_naydusya Literally not a single trans person nor any of our cis allies cares what you think. I assume you don't have an issue with kids experiencing natal puberty? But they can't know their gender, according to you. So I'm assuming you want puberty blockers for all kids, right?" literally why what the fuck is this world anymore When the empty honeycomb pieces from Banjo-Kazooie finally get tired of your shit @BoringNerdyKate Just bros being hoes LITERALLY IF YOU STOPPED MY TRANSITION THERE WOULD BE ONE LESS LESBIAN IN THE WORLD AND I'M NOT SOME OBSCURE MINORITY. TRANSBIANS ARE COMMON. FUCK. https://t.co/mvfvGNxlA0 "I'm trans. I'm also a lesbian. There is no better example of bigots pissing on me & telling me it's rain than claiming they're stopping kids from transitioning to protect the gays. That's just what being trans is sometimes. Constant, really blatant gaslighting from the cishets." @CaseyExplosion I need to screenshot rather than QT more often. Shit like this makes me so angry that I forget. I QT'd her through a block at least. I really wish I could hear what this gargoyle thinks of gay trans kids. They exist. They're really common. They disprove this scapegoating. Fuck. "I can't help but read the very obvious message in my dream and tear up a bit. I'm trying, Daddy. I am. Please, please, please let me see my brother at Christmas. I'm gonna invite him over. I just want to see him again. He was my best friend in the whole world It's been 2 years" "I miss him so, so much. Before my dad died in 2001, he was adamant that my brother and I never fight. He had had a rocky relationship with his brothers growing up and didn't want us living through the same thing. My dad also loved Disneyland. I associate Disney parks with him." "I had a dream about going to Disneyland. I don't dream very often due to how much weed I smoke. My brother was there at the entrance, getting ready to leave as I entered. He hasn't spoken to me in 2 years. In the dream I hugged him and we entered the park together." "@lisaquestions I'm reading this like, ""Yeah that all sounds right. Oh wait this tweet is supposed to frame this like she's been wrongfully accused? Fucking lol""" "Cis gay people: If you aren't already, give assholes like this hell when they say they're being bigots to protect y'all. I know most of you understand that's bullshit. Don't let them use you as a scapegoat. Stay safe, of course. Again, 60k followers. But when you can, speak up." "@lisaquestions ""How""? By dropping her fucking pants what the fuck is this person even on?" I try to be really careful with calling people names on this platform. I'm doing this through a block. I can't protect myself from 60k followers. But fuck I also can't stay silent while fucking monsters call for the abuse of children and call that support for gay kids. @Pixeljade Sounds about right PS you have never and will never know what true bravery is. Trans people have it. Sentient toadstools like you do not. "@FoxyChewToy That's exactly how I expect it'd go for me as well. Even though there is a definite difference you can feel after a couple months, you're also living for the first time. Memories of that pre-HRT fog keep fading as you re-learn what life feels like. Going back has to be hell." @FoxyChewToy That definitely sounds familiar. But surely I didn't feel that every waking moment? Maybe I just was numb to it most days? Dunno. Never wanna find out. https://t.co/kinwN8u2HF @SeanWithersDraw https://t.co/dwnSAcMas0 "I've forgotten what testosterone felt like. I know it was bad. But the day to day feeling of having it in my bloodstream? Fading memory. And with any luck, in a month or so I'll have my orchi and I'll never get am opportunity to feel it again 💕" @Roodypatooti @queer_queenie They make a flavorless version. I had them for all of a month or so until they switched me back to gross mint spiro 😖 for real tho bailey jay is pretty much goals and hers are j cups 😍 wanna get k cup implants solely so i can make jokes whenever someone's making coffee "@princess_stef69 Stop motion I feel is the only medium that can fully convey Gaiman's original idea of ""Horror for kids""" MY PHONE MISSPELLS SAPPHIC AND I NEVER NOTICE IT'S WAY TOO LATE "@ButchPuppy As a proud ponytail owner, I must say it rocks pretty hard and adds like a million points to one's cuteness factor 💕💕" @cosmicladyrosa YOUR PIZZA IS SOOOOO GOOD OMG 🍕🍕🍕 "@XylariaVG In other words, we'll know at Blizzcon." "So I haven't been keeping up, do we know what WoW Classic will be exactly? Will I need to pay more money than I already do for normal WoW?" @emuchaton https://t.co/48XAH47UM4 "It's true that tales of mermaids told by male sailors were almost always stories of manatees or sea foam. But that's only because all mermaids are saphhic, and the only men who are lucky enough to encounter one quickly discover they weren't men after all." Gameboy Camera was the shit and I will fight anyone who disagrees "@Calliethulhu I love that there's zero ambiguity here. She's blushing. She's doing the ""hand on my chest"" move. She's staring at nothing but vag. I want this framed on my wall tbh" Ponytail game still going strong! I think this is just how I'm wearing my hair from now on. SUPER femme and so much more practical. https://t.co/U2dbecVwP6 @Calliethulhu Callie this is incredible @QueenStodge Didn't that almost happen in Animated? Tabitha's fur is getting all nappy which I feel conflicted about. PRO: It means she's very well loved and snuggled CON: Her fur will never be like new again :/ https://t.co/X7QHS5pJyx @emuchaton We've found it. The most Emu-y Emu tweet "Trans people with deadnames exist, so maybe not the best way to word that, 9volt." @AdmiralTofu *to block all their followers My phone's keyboard is complete garbage "@AdmiralTofu Use block chain you block all their followers, then quote tweet them rather than reply. Not likely to get dog piled if you do that." @lewdspacegem He didn't like it because it's THE TRUTH @emuchaton @CookieCyboid So you're saying they're right? :P "@LewdEmmaDam aaaaaa l love this pic in the very specific ""cannot fucking wait for my GRS"" kind of way aaaaaa 💕💕💕" "@EmmaIsGAYYYYYY @emuchaton Well, Emu's not a domme But she IS a pupper And that's a picture of a...." @liddytronic THANK YOU @liddytronic oh wait I have a running theory as to how this happened lol >_> @liddytronic Yeeeeeeeep! "@liddytronic Yep We're really hoping laying down some cable or something might be viable. This is satellite. The primary DSL provider is simply not offering bandwidth in this area right now. They were before, but I guess this was all divvied up 30 years ago when a gig was huge & they ran out" "The only company offering internet out here have a 50 gig monthly limit. None of knew what that felt like, so we had to stress test it with internet use we're used to. 5 days. Lasted 5 days. You can buy more at that point, but the ""best value"" is $100 for 10 gigs." "Wow thanks shitty mountain internet for upending basically everything I do on online. Really wanted to retweet someone ""translating"" the GOG nonpology but I could only load it in a new tab, then I checked my notifications in the first tab, now it's gone because Twitter." @princessproto Definitely had you in mind when I wrote that 😘 Trans people with it/its pronouns - are valid - are amazing - I respect the heck out of y'all @emuchaton i understood that reference but at what cost "Lol I meant ""completely clueless"" thanks phone." "I don't expect they'll give a shit, btw. Their apology is SO bad they're either competently clueless or intentionally malicious, neither of which indicates they care at this point. But goddammit I'm not gonna shut up when shit like this happens." "@GOGcom In short, your apology is not even close to good enough & there is NO justifiable reason for that beyond perhaps your own bigotry. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt one more time, however, if you're willing to educate yourselves and ACTUALLY stand with us." "@GOGcom Standing up for trans people (even and especially if you're not currently employing any trans people) would be awesome! In my experience most trans people play video games! But by picking the middle ground and using vague language, you are assisting our oppressors." "@GOGcom Meanwhile the people you actually hurt, namely trans people who started that hashtag because we're currently fighting tooth and nail for the rights y'all enjoy by default, were ONLY harmed by your actions. Yes, INCLUDING this ""apology.""" "Because none of you cowards are willing to actually use precise language, this entire tweet comes off as one long dog whistle. Both your original tweet and your sorry excuse for an apology will comfort Gamers™ that hate being reminded that trans people exist and no one else." I'm close! Possibly another month or so! But damn that's depressing to realize. "I ran out of refills for spiro. It's no big deal, the pharmacy just has to call my endo and this was all yesterday so the refill should be in now. But I just realized I think my endo had my prescription last until now because he figured I'd have my orchi by now D:" @DiemTF YES "@YumiScott I mean, I'll notice it but like it won't feel planned if that makes sense? When we transitioned pronoun stuff had to be consciously changed. There were slip ups and reminders needed. Also the new name and pronouns didn't feel like ""me"" initially. Not so this time." @jacquelinefilm My mistake! Thank you for the correction 💕 @Ulexar lol I imagine so :P "@Ulexar It's probably because it's late but I'm having trouble understanding? I can use the pronouns y'all're listing in your bio to refer to you, right?" @Ulexar That's super cool!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @Ulexar Oh gosh we didn't know you hadn't seen the announcement yet! :3 💕 "@ExistentialEnso Maaaaaan I wish that shit was legal. We've been looking for a source for some for months. It's such an awesome drug! More people should try it, frankly." "@emuchaton ""nooooo i hate this i swear"" - i protest, my voice muffled by girl armpit while my legs turn into jello" "@ExistentialEnso I hate that I have to clean out chasers like these from my followers. Cishet men make life so much worse than it needs to be. Like I put ""lesbian"" in my bio to ideally avoid shit like that but they need to be the shittiest at all times so of course that gets ignored." @Roodypatooti @maritronic9k Extremely! @ExistentialEnso I love it! Squirtle is my second favorite starter! :3 @emuchaton 👀💦💕💦 @ModelOmega_ Thank you!! 💕💕💕 @maritronic9k Kat mostly fronts. I'm doing so now. But like literally in my thoughts (and at least once in conversation) I'll switch to we out of nowhere. @ExistentialEnso Saaaaaaaame. Like literally word for word. The transbian experience. @ModelOmega_ https://t.co/KAQYXiCW4S It's fascinating imo how we'll sometimes pop into we/us pronouns without even realizing @rCharlotteSmith UwU "@rCharlotteSmith I don't know why I DMed you this first, but rather than make it look like I didn't answer: https://t.co/Z1NZXhDrkF" One more to go! https://t.co/BKicvFrXMk Hasbro I don't know why you gave Sinnertwin of all characters so much tooling in their necks but this is ridiculous and I love it. See those wedge pieces that are there SOLELY to fill in the gap to raise each neck? Hinged jaws AND ball joints behind their heads!! What??? https://t.co/6BWblDvm9M plural dragon doggo get! https://t.co/RI4dzJXRB4 "Concept: G1 Megatron who doesn't size change at all. He's just a giant fucking handgun and it's all part of a slow buildup to revealing Devastator, the only one big enough to fire him." "Neither of us are ""they,"" but ""she"" doesn't quite encompass us." """Hey Kat, what's it's like to be trans in 2018?""" @tinybird420 Sexy :3 @cosmicladyrosa It is! Also fills me with gender euphoria :3 turns out I was taking hrt-rex the whole time https://t.co/Sc4scr9knH @Ulexar https://t.co/43AQdsGFHE @Ulexar https://t.co/6JwKk3nK69 @OneLameShark @MisterValiant Someone remind me to take pics of my binder when I get home lol @MisterValiant @OneLameShark I keep all mine in a faux leather ultra pro card binder. The art is really really cool! @ExistentialEnso There is so much to unpack there (The bra strap was 1000% intentional) @upandoutcomic (People in animation and animation nerds and no one else lol) That's the cutest thing I've ever seen! 💕 Ah yes October! Perfect time of year to have some green in my profile pic lol https://t.co/EFbPax78mQ @L0VEWIRE I like girls and femme-leaning enbies and I still call myself a lesbian. I know people with the same preference that call that bisexual. "@L0VEWIRE You would call that whatever feels most comfortable. This is why I don't gatekeep the word lesbian. Nonbinary people weren't considered when we established the definitions of these words, so it's just a personal choice to call it what you want." "In addition to snagging Zeraora and shiny Poipole, my local shop also had some of these and I guess a gold bottle cap maxes out a chosen Pokemon's IVs? I always have to re-learn how to do all this but I'm pretty sure I wanna breed that shiny perfect Feraligatr I've always wanted https://t.co/uCz2XHPB0h" There's a shark fin poking out of this cloud 🦈 https://t.co/7r10mVqQD4 Didn't intend this to be an avatar pic but I look so hecking cute in it and it's been an age since I changed it last @Valkyrie497 Fuck yeah it is! https://t.co/JHPTWN1rAN @TheR3dPainter I didn't see your name at first. Hey there! Let's hang out next time I'm over! I think Rosa & Vikky were making plans but I forgot which day lol Guess what my favorite Zelda game is lol https://t.co/KjFKpAIbJc @Stryc9Fuego Thanks! @Stryc9Fuego None of us know how lol Whipstaff is a fucking awesome name tho Like I loved that movie as a kid but we never even owned it on video. Just pulled that name out of 23 years of memory lol "A house we drive by on our way into town we've taken to calling the Casper House because it looks like the mansion from the 1995 film Me: Didn't that house have a name? Mistress: It was something manor, wasn't it? Me: Yeah it was... Whipstaff Manor! Why do I know that lol" @Lockark @Calliethulhu I'm into both tbh "@mikeyface Soup is a really good ""world crumbling to ash"" meal imo" "@cosmicladyrosa ""Ooman why are you not petting my gorgeous soft fur?""" "+1,000 ponytail xp! ✨Level up!✨ ✨Level up!✨ ✨Level up!✨ https://t.co/b86tKcYElH" This much cute is illegal @Calliethulhu https://t.co/6KpywxJmoI @Raging_Grace That was a calculated risk on my part lol @MattyFranklyn But my mind is already going into completist mode for these so preordering would probably scratch that itch perfectly Hunting for them in the wild would likely be more affordable tho lol "Normally with TF stuff I preorder it all on BBTS but Botbots feel like they were made for ""thrill of the hunt"" collecting." @CookieCyboid wait a sec boys can have penises!? @machtackle Saaaaaaaaaame @Vangelus My interest shot up 100 fold when I heard they transform. They didn't need to go that extra mile and they totally did and now my wallet has a new money sink lol "Someone playfully @'d the clown in that picture and like, that's totally fine but I'm like 300% sure he doesn't know what cisheteronormative and truscum mean. I'd be delighted if he looked it up and learned! But I kinda made this meme for trans people is what I'm saying lol" @OneLameShark I need all of them! - Chibi - Miniature representation of real world objects - THEY ACTUALLY TRANSFORM - Seriously these looked like an answer to like Trash Bag Bunch of Shopammals(sp?) except they committed to that extra mile and now I need every single one Everything I love "This toyline was made for me and I'm going to get every single one, damn you Hasbro" NEED EVEN MORE OMG NEED OMG I NEED THEM https://t.co/nTTkT0x6W0 @ButchPuppy TRUE FACTS @SteampunkPenny fffffshhgfgfgh th-thank you Mistress! 💕 @ButchPuppy aaaaa thank you! There's a big group of strands I missed behind my ear there but it was an easy enough fix. Gonna try to do this every day to get some much needed practice <3 @straaak @Greenjackspeaks please untag me +25 exp to ponytails 🐎 ✨Level up! ✨ +0 exp to ponytail photographing 📷 https://t.co/ARWw66KIgD @Atkinson72R @rCharlotteSmith @emuchaton No she's a Sylveon aren't you paying attention @rCharlotteSmith @emuchaton THIS IS SO WHOLESOME AND PURE OMG @AliceAvizandum Cock and Ball Dtherapy @TheLadyRaine oh just a sec i have my birth name right here for this clown https://t.co/y3W11emWOP Pay my girlfriend @rCharlotteSmith Oh! Sorry >_> @TheLadyRaine woooooooow fuck whoever that was @rCharlotteSmith you are much too young to be drinking tsk tsk what would your mommy say @rCharlotteSmith a little It just dawned on me how fucking awesome @ButchPuppy's @ is It's basically the best??? "@Ulexar I hope my likes are read as support. I wish I could do more. Like we can always chat in DMs but I suspect that won't help. I am here for you if you need me though. To chat or whatever, okay? 💕" @Calliethulhu @norintha oh heck big same @norintha @Calliethulhu NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS https://t.co/znRYLolOWg I have a friend that I miss who softblocked me at some point in the past and I really want to refollow but they obviously wouldn't want that. Ugh. @lewdspacegem ew boys D: @ChosenOfAshurha Or maybe it'll be awful stomach aches that signal the coming of diarrhea all while they fight through nightmarish constipation! "May all those who are actively working to get us legislated out of existence, as well as all those that helped their cause get nightmarish constipation tonight ✨🌙🧹✨ https://t.co/gsOOAzd7UB" "I should still have that second portrait around here somewhere, but the first one might be lost to time. I really hope I can find both, though. They both tell the story of a closeted trans woman, ashamed of her face without even knowing it." "The 2nd time was in college. I don't have a picture of this one either, but I basically took a bunch of brown oil paint & more or less sculpted my beard, glasses & hat a lot like this old business card logo of mine, with an alien hand reaching up behind it. https://t.co/RQ30S86DOU" There are two times I recall getting a self portrait as an assignment in art classes over the years. The first was in 8th grade and the assignment was to incorporate our faces into a famous painting. I chose René Magritte's The Son of Man (pictured below) https://t.co/foAagAxm6U "Just some of my favorite lines from FLCL. Apropos of nothing, of course. https://t.co/fngeNtPdFp" """You are an agent of Canti, the god of the black flame, and you must stop Endsville from destroying the world. Your only weapon is flame. Matches, lighters, firebombs. Get the weapons, outsmart the firefighters, hide from the police, and torch the city. Purge its devils."" https://t.co/8ipjmtfjTu" @emuchaton @cassie_complex S A V A G E @QuestForTori Thank god! I'm really glad you're safe. 💕💕 @QuestForTori Do you have a way to get back home? @Empress_Trixana https://t.co/GMQG7CRTEW @QuestForTori *offers hugs* You doing okay? @NicoleTheVixen aaaaaaaaaa thank you! 💕💕💕 @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/hAVera7aS3 @emuchaton but... that's gay~ @rCharlotteSmith Would those even fit you? I think they might be too big! "@x3n0nlights There's a lot of little subtle clues. Some older or freshly hatched trans women will say they're MtF, and sometimes I see ""transsexual"" still in use in otherwise innocent accounts, but there's just way too much wrong with his pathetic parody." https://t.co/8z1F9DM5wX Awwww the weasel doesn't like it when I even the playing field. Here's the deleted tweet in all its glory https://t.co/a9gQm1NFz2 @SteampunkPenny Transphobes are so bad at this y'all https://t.co/wl5TYx2GKI @CaseyExplosion Mistress has access to that. That's our escape plan if it comes to that. "Taking a good shot of your hair tied back is hard, but it's kind of a mess back there tbh lol 💕 https://t.co/fIsyPQUuYi" @Estrus_flask Yeah I've been doing some of that today as well. "Trans people are real with actual lives that have value you heartless ghoul. While y'all ""talk about identity"" (whatever the fuck that means), we're trying to exist in society at all while there's talk of legislating us out of existence." @AlreadyTheRobot Awww thank you!! 💕 @emuchaton is that what you're calling edging now @LitmusKitten @Calliethulhu I have several lines of evidence suggestion I would extremely susceptible to that lol "@Amber_DFWGirl @ContraPoints please don't @ him in my notifications or Natalie's either imo, though maybe she's cool with it" "@TheCatMom @Calliethulhu If things go a certain way, it's extremely bad." "@elysianechoes We're still learning too, as you might guess. Sometimes she's extremely loud (is the best word for it?) and other times she's not as present. Doesn't help with the doubts lol" @elysianechoes Everyone's been so amazingly welcoming. Thank youuuuu! 😭💕 @CookieCyboid All erections do is make me dysphoric now lol @norintha Saaaaame x.x @cyberwitchlexi hewwo! owo "Last time was different, though. I was dealing with dysphoria, a doctor I hated, and insurance problems. This time none of that is getting in the way of me getting the right treatment in time. I also have a Mistress this time that takes care of me :3" They don't make glasses that fix scarring on the back of your eye. If I close my left I can't read text at basically any distance and that's with an artificial lens inside my eye that I needed from the cataracts that formed because of all this 🙃 "My uveitis floaters are taking over my left eye now. Just like it did with my right eye, though hopefully this time if surgery is necessary they can clean it up before it damages the back of my eye like it did in my right X_x" @norintha It really is! @ThatQueenMab I'll be taking you up on that at some point soon I feel Alice is her name. She picked it. I think it's kind of an old person's name? Like it's pretty but I'm hyper conscious about that kind of thing. But I can't convince her to change it lol @Calliethulhu Nice that literally lasted 2 minutes. Fuck me I guess lol Can they please just leave us the fuck alone? @Calliethulhu I haven't yet heard about what new terrors await us on this side of the Atlantic. If I don't end up hearing about them today I'll count myself lucky tbh. https://t.co/eNDqNLmE0X @KittenFemme I've gotten this offer from so many systems y'all are so awesome 💕 That's what this thread was all about. I was filled with impostor syndrome but my experience was too unique to completely ignore. I wasn't trying to bury her but even while thinking I might be wrong I still felt guilty. Round and round the thoughts went. https://t.co/BPkoFGwWkq "@WynneCluster Thank you x1,000 Several systems helped but you gave the answers we needed to hear most 💕" Still new. Still hard to say. But I can't deny it anymore given what other systems have described to me. We're really new at this. Be gentle plz ;___; "So, yeah, we're definitely plural 💕" "@EpicRendezvous I might not be able to relate to that completely, but again this is exactly why I only talk about representation of identities that I'm a part of. For everything else, I ask questions. Thank you 💕" "@EpicRendezvous I never once said POC rep wasn't important. I don't feel comfortable saying a show made by two white women is ""an important piece of POC media."" I'm happy to hear it gets your seal of approval, though! This is why I defer to POC for these opinions. I learn more that way." @WynneCluster oh that's a massive relief because I thought only one member being conscious at a time was a requirement. That's not at all how it feels for me and it was a BIG part of the impostor syndrome I was feeling. Thank you thank youuuuuu ;___; "@EpicRendezvous Absolutely. But the queer parts are the only aspects I'm qualified to give an informed opinion on. They're also by FAR the most important aspect of the show for me, personally." @jacquelinefilm I totally understand. The only reason I asked publicly was because I wasn't sure who to ask. Thankfully I think I've gotten most of the answers I needed? I'll keep you in mind for DMing if I have more questions tho. Thank you so much 💕 "@QueerGirlEmilie I guess I meant more like ""As you become more comfortable with your gender."" Depending on how you define it, you've already started transitioning." "@owlcatfromspace @QueerGirlEmilie @cassiecutie4 Also, because it helped me to hear this when I was starting out: Even though it's usually not what people mean when they say ""dysphoria"" colloquially, the current medical understanding includes simply wanting to be another gender as a form of dysphoria." "@QueerGirlEmilie @LunaDragofelis @LittleEmmyBee I picked Kathryn because one of my best friends (who's cis) is named that and I just really liked the sound of it. Kat, what I actually go by, is a VERY trans name little did I know lol" @elysianechoes That's... how I experienced it too tbh I just needed to be sure "@Ulexar You've already helped so, so much thank you thank you thank you 💕" @Ulexar Yeah I don't want to go into detail but this also matches up exactly with what I experienced. "@Ulexar omg the ""we pronoun coming naturally"" 100% happened. I know that feeling. That's part of why I couldn't let this go. oh oh wow um gosh >_>" @elysianechoes It's a solid third of my gif searching queries. I remember a lot of obscure movie and tv show quotes because that's just how my mind relates to the world quite often. Twitter can't keep up lol @HRHStarflare Thank you so much (again). This has really helped. 💕💕💕 "@WynneCluster Thank you thank you thank you 💕 I'm new to all this, though. ""Fronting""? Like I can infer what it means but I'd like to be sure." @ThatQueenMab I might take you up on that thank you @HRHStarflare Thank you so much. I feel silly because my girlfriend is plural but I haven't felt comfortable talking about this until just now st 3:30am when she's asleep lol @YumiScott Yes I hope >_> "Maybe if I'm asking at all it's not real. She felt very, very real in the moment tho. That's the honest truth. Beyond that I dunno." @HRHStarflare No I mean like the moment you gain one. What does that feel like? Can you remember stuff your headmates do? I'm asking to figure out what's going on in my own head... If I'm being insensitive or ignorant please go easy on me... What does it feel like to gain a headmate? I really don't want to imply anything with that question. I'm trying to be careful with making wild assumptions but I'm just trying to make sense of a thing that happened a few days ago. @JordanRasko Technically correct Normally the best kind of correct but I'm kinda questioning that in this case 🤢 @Ulexar This is like the third or fourth tweet I've seen in a week that's saying transitioning is like a TF fanfic and honestly it's becoming my new favorite trans meme My butt is also growing way faster than I thought it would >_> @WynneCluster same x_x @TheRavenousDyke Scream-o-vision was fucking hilarious @CaseyExplosion My hope is he's getting more overly terrible to the point that he might actually get blacklisted somewhere "Trevor Noah called antifa ""vegan ISIS."" The era when The Daily Show felt like important political commentary is over. And that's assuming it was ever there to begin with. I was a lot younger and WAY more politically ignorant back in its heyday." "Okay that does it I am 100% certain I've blocked The Daily Show 2 times at least, possibly 3, without ever unblocking them. Fuck Twitter if they're actually unblocking my ad account blocks." @TrancewithMe Savory grits tho 😍😍😍 "@rozietoez The cis are really good at making their bigotry seem planned and intentional, fuck" @rozietoez I hate this shit so much because there's already a cishet narrative that testosterone is comparable to a steroid and yet the ONE group of people lowering their T levels to FAR lower than even cis women are called cheaters. Good. @MattyFranklyn Matty I'm pretty sure this is the lewdest thing you've ever said to me thank you "@ponettplus But yeah, it undeniably sucks. Sponsorship is a bad way to run media." @ponettplus I assume it's because their sponsors asked them too. I've noticed those segments getting more and more intrusive across various YouTube channels and it's almost certainly because people are tuning it out or ending the video when they know it's coming. I know I do. No Kat of course Twitter doesn't have an obscure gag from Freakazoid in gif form despite it being fucking PERFECT for the situation but fuck me I guess @AliceAvizandum @EmilyGorcenski Poo gas/crud vapors @Ulexar @bulbafren @trgrrl I mean it's hard to make sense of it but when Vraska's involved I feel like every humanoid statue was a real person at some point "@Ulexar @bulbafren @trgrrl Okay how about this: Reassembled, reanimated corpses/thralls that she ordered to get into position and then turned them to stone purely for aesthetic reasons" @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/CSG2KguImh My Pokemon type is pure Ghost 👻 @bulbafren @trgrrl Real talk tho Vraska taking over the Golgari and then leading a revolt against the rest of Ravnica is like laser targeted to my interests as a Golgari and Vraska fan. @maritronic9k Oh wow congrats! 💕 "@SteampunkPenny I climbed into bed and Mistress groggily muttered ""Thank you for being such a good girl"" before falling back asleep and I just love her so fucking much 💕💕💕" It never occurred to me that they'd make what's basically a Pokemon Go Pokemon (even if it's available in the main series like I assume it will be?). Like of course they did. Pokemon Go took over the fucking planet in 2016. "Meltan's slow reveal through Pokemon Go and official adverts really leaning into the whole ""We're discovering a new Pokemon NOW, not some intermediate time before this Gen came out"" has made for the best new Pokemon reveal in the entire brand's history imo" "@QueerGirlEmilie That is absolutely dysphoria, yes. You'll start to recognize what it feels like the more you transition." @QueerGirlEmilie Yep! You're not male at all so there's no need to think that way. Dysphoria lies when it tells you otherwise. @TrexPushups *offers hugs* 💕💕💕 "@QueerGirlEmilie *understandable, not underratable Silly phone" "@QueerGirlEmilie It's completely underratedable and completely normal. You're not creepy at all! Ultimately what you want to call your sexuality is up to you, but you're a girl who likes girls so the lesbian label is yours to use 💕🏳️‍🌈💕" @FloralRoyal I'm the same way. "Neoliberals' answer to climate change is to gently coax corporations into maybe just this once not killing us all, while metaphorically self-flagellating themselves each time they commit the mortal sin of Needing Things." "@AppleChipsTVG Yeah same. They're both lovely human beings as far as I can tell, they're just also both neoliberals unfortunately." "And yes, we each use a lot of energy! Imagine a world that wasn't run solely by capitalism where we could actually enact change quickly by pointing to scientific and/or moral arguments! There's only one reason we can't do that and it's not because we chose this." "Hank out there actually getting angry when people blame corporations for climate change. ""We all buy stuff! We all participate!"" Yes & every single parameter of that participation has been decided by people who will absolutely die last as the earth heats https://t.co/B0h5CfGyJK" @emuchaton aren't they the hecking best tho @cassiecutie4 @Calliethulhu I'd want pictures taken to torment me with after the fact since I probably wouldn't remember :3c @SixArmedSweater Do your folks remember whose idea it was to use gender neutral names? Something tells me it was your trans mom :3 @SixArmedSweater @RhiStomps OMG TELL HER I SAID CONGRATS! 💕💕💕 Parenting done right. "@FoxyChewToy Sorry, too much of a dumb slut to even theorize <3" @Calliethulhu Mistress expressed interest in hypnotism and I wanna try it with her first but thank you! 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu Who needs a brain anyway? So much better to take those pesky independent thoughts away tbh :3 @squidlarkin Truuuuuuuue but once I have my vagina I'll be a bottom in more traditional ways as well. It's all kinda fuzzy definitonally but I feel like getting turned on by servicing someone else is bottom-y. At least for me <3 "And this is all completely involuntary and kinda against my wishes almost? Like, there's consent of course but I wish my reaction wasn't so slutty. This is my brain just being wired this way now and I hatelove it." @TheSecretCallie Fuck that's awful! I'm glad she's out of your life for good. "I wish I could say like ""Oh lol I'm all talk I just play up the muskslut thing"" but no: My brain basically shuts off and I turn into a puddle instantly when I get a faceful of that girl musk 😍😍😍" @ButchPuppy (also for me like half the appeal is the smell :3c) @stacysgrs Imagine trying to tell this to a person who has literally already done that lol "I can't even pick a favorite kind of crotch tbh Whatever you got, shove it in my face! :3" @emuchaton @CookieCyboid https://t.co/CZVhzZiEoj I am such a fucking bottom. I legitimately get turned on just by the thought of GIVING oral to a cutie >_> @emuchaton @CookieCyboid I'm sensing an ulterior motive tho as this is clearly a face sitting pose. "@QueerGirlEmilie That's normal! It'll feel more right with time. Also, looking at your bio, I too was TERRIFIED of the lesbian label even though I knew I was technically one. About 2 years into my transition and not only am I comfortable with the term, but I couldn't imagine being anything else!" @QueerGirlEmilie OMG CONGRATS!! You just made the best decision of your life. @CookieCyboid o-oh my 💦 @KittenFemme @Waffliesinyofac @Calliethulhu I might not be a bimbo but I *am* a very forgetful slut so I anticipated that too :3 @americastarling OMG I LOVE THIS @Waffliesinyofac @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu No I mean I'm not so sure Autumn knows where she lives :P @squidlarkin I'm the same way. My hair's getting long enough that I should really tie it back but I don't like my face when I do :/ @NireBryce Thanks! @CrystalinCandys @hanaacuddlygirl OH FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT Where is the actual pleasure peak here? I can't wait to find out lol For some reason I had thought I had hit the upper limit for sensitivity in my breasts. It made sense! It was already way more sensitive than (seemingly) my girldick! But I was wrong in the best way possible omg~ 💦 @ViciousVivi_V3 @Calliethulhu I hope you get them! It's exactly as awesome as it sounds! "@OliviaZircon @Calliethulhu 6 months for sure, possibly sooner. But your mileage may vary." @KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Well now I'm not so sure! :P "@KittenFemme @Calliethulhu Can confirm, it's a term here. A little outdated, but people will know what you mean." @Calliethulhu Saaaaaame and there's no sign of slowing down :3 @Calliethulhu I love how sensitive they are! It's like growing two new orgasm buttons it rocks so hard @TheSecretCallie jess you're so mean >_< 💕 @GoddessIsDragon That's so cute! :3c @ComradCapacitor @CookieCyboid Seems like it I've never bought a choker because I'm still waiting for my forever collar <3 Soon! :3 Now this is just me fantasizing about all the kinky text I could get permanently written on my skin~ @NihiliaXIV If only there was a font that only sapphic women and enbies could read... @addamschloe hi did you know you're super cute :3 "Fuck just the words ""Use me"" would be hot as fuck" @ZJemptv Intestin' theftin' @TheSecretCallie she liKE D THIS TWEET TH IS BULLYI ING >_< she's not even following me she's just toying with me I have perished https://t.co/FzrjWpsSxS JESS THIS IS BULLYING DAMMIT @gwen_no_fear Louder for the Phillip Pullmans in the back "@Calliethulhu Here Lies Kat Died of Lesbianism, Humiliation Kink" @Calliethulhu fffffffffffffffdsfsfsfsfssf!!!! (I'm literally here just blushing and stammering and that's all I got at this point! >_<) @Calliethulhu a-ask Mistress >_> she'll probably say I love it >_< @BaileyJayTweets One never truly stops being 2005 weeaboo garbage. @xychelsea Omg congraaaaaaaats Chelsea!! 💕💕💕 @Calliethulhu th-this is bullying aaaaaaaa 💕 @Calliethulhu tdhdsfghsfhfdxfffffffffffff >//////////< i'm bright red how dare @Calliethulhu dnhjgksflghjdghdlgsdkjgs th-thank >_< "(It's probably because a lot of my tweets are shared around social media but my heart still skipped a beat, okay?)" A queer person on Twitter I really admire just... already knew my name despite it currently not being displayed and I think this is it. I've finally made it. 😎 @TheSecretCallie MY MENTIONS TOO I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS @emuchaton https://t.co/eLTwRg0lBL @Calliethulhu @l1quidcryst4l EXCUSE ME IT LITERALLY SAYS GAY DISASTER IN MY BIO @Calliethulhu @l1quidcryst4l Savage. @l1quidcryst4l @Calliethulhu WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME 😳 @Calliethulhu I JUST NOTICED TOO OMG @l1quidcryst4l @Calliethulhu Hey Jess! So good of you to stop by haha 💕 (Also I'd love it if you followed me but no pressure >_>) "@GoodWitchLeigh This is the same universe where EARLY in the first seasons they were like ""Yeah this android has a dick and he fucks"" so like..." @GoodWitchLeigh must he "@Calliethulhu Growing up I was never told ""No, you're not/can't be a girl"" because it felt like a law of the universe that I simply wasn't allowed to ask. Kids pick up on stuff really quickly. I picked up on there being no outlet to even express the barest beginnings of these feelings." "@QuestForTori (Oh and I mean like ""unfair"" in like a ""fuck I'm too gay for this, girls don't play fair"" kinda way. Just realized it sounds more competitive coming from another trans girl which isn't what I meant >_>)" @QuestForTori oh gosh you're so hecking cute it's unfair can I retweet? <3 @rCharlotteSmith Me: I talk about queer issues and often am horny on main. Sometimes I talk about Transformers. Everyone else: It's that trans Transformer girl! (I'm fine with this I just find it funny and cute) @rCharlotteSmith lol you did great :P "@ButchPuppy I initially retweeted this because I was like ""Same"" but I'm always always horny on main sooooo >_>" @rCharlotteSmith I'm seeing double! FOUR Emus! @rCharlotteSmith I'm so sorry I somehow missed this lol @ViciousVivi_V3 You seem like such a nice person that I just now decided to follow you 💕 Also you're super cute :3 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme Callie you're braver than the troops "@emuchaton h-heck that's, um... gosh 💦" @HeckingJen aaaaaay the weed number @HeckingJen @xlashe @TheLadyRaine Nice! @HeckingJen @xlashe @TheLadyRaine Yup! And the town we live in is super cool so there's a decent chance I'll be fine. But I have to gather up the same amount of spoons either way :V @xlashe @TheLadyRaine @HeckingJen See that's another thing. Haven't even done FNM since transitioning because it'll either be misgendering or mansplaining. It's just a case of gathering up enough spoons lolsob "I hadn't actually watched the trailer initially. But I'm like a queer activist kinda I guess so I gave it a watch just to be sure. If you told me it was made specifically to make trans people feel like shit, I'd believe you." @Calliethulhu I know. I just strongly think the idea of drag (at the very least) is extremely important. And I refuse to have a thread that could even be partially culpable for more queer infighting. I HATE when we do that. Not gonna have that blood on my hands. "This is why we all love to joke that we're all queer and tired. The tired part is the part that's funny because it's true. I'm so goddamn tired, y'all." @TheLadyRaine @HeckingJen Oh fuck you might be right >_> I often get read as female before speaking I dunno it's impossible to tell "@CookieCyboid I have no idea. I'm so goddamn tired, Cookie." @TheLadyRaine @HeckingJen We accidentally walked in during the Guilds of Ravnica pre-release and everyone who wasn't currently playing got an eyeful and it was super awkward! @PlushieCS Comparing it on an individual level vs a movement/genre makes a ton of sense. I completely agree. "But I know rationally that this isn't the fault of drag queens. Queer infighting only ever hurts us while non-queer people, the ones that are actually making all this difficult, get to sit on the sidelines, picking and choosing what they deem acceptable." "I worry that in most cis people's minds the thought process goes ""You can wear super femme stuff as long as you admit you're a man"" and it's REALLY hard not to look at drag as kind of making all this shit harder for us." "Drag makes me really uncomfortable for gender dysphoria reasons, but I think it's an entirely valid form of gender expression. Just really bothers me that seemingly the VAST majority of cis people LOVE drag without exception while we're over here debating our existence with them" "Could Lana Wachowski and Netflix work out a way to make the show cheaper to produce? In theory, absolutely. But I'm not interested in limiting her artist vision if she's not (and I assume she's not)." "In other words, the morally right thing to do and the capitalistically right thing to do should never be relevant to each other if you have your priorities in order." Sense8 is an extremely important piece of queer art that was unjustly and unwisely cut short and that people should *never* stop pestering Netflix to bring it back *regardless* of the capitalistic risks it might pose to an entertainment company. There should be a podcast that's literally just an excuse for trans women to get used to hearing their own voices to make voice training easier for them @aliceincamera More practice than my lazy ass has been able to put into it for 16 months @aliceincamera 👀💦💦 @HeckingJen I didn't know there were trans pros that's super cool! *sighs* *adds to wishlist* @ButchPuppy @emuchaton OH MY GOD THIS ONE'S GOOD TOO "@HeckingJen That... makes sense lol Good to know, thank you!" @emuchaton I wish it was closer to Halloween being over because I legit need this as my display name @HeckingJen I've noticed post-transitioning that walking into busy card shops invites a lot of stares. How's that end of things? "Alfred Molina is just a really pleasing name to say. Because while I know he's been in lots of stuff, I only know him as Doc Ock and the guy who led Indiana Jones into the temple at the beginning of Raiders. And yet I can always recall his name." @AseCooper Yeah I had been trying to write that tweet for a couple hours on and off. It's a hard feeling to explain! "@HeckingJen Are you at an MtG tournament? I've always wanted to go to one, but that was before I transitioned... You're braver than I >_>" @ButchPuppy aaaaaaaa thank you 😊😘 "Just thinking about that sense of relief realizing ""Ooooooh I'm a lesbian"" brought to me after spending half my life knowing I liked girls, but knowing that somehow that still felt wrong in a way I couldn't understand." "@CaseyExplosion This is just the same damn argument with a new hat. And I don't mean the millennial thing-- I mean like when TERFs say that we're turning the gays trans. Because the actual answer here is a LOT of us were goth and emo. And then we transitioned, lol" @TheLadyRaine 👀😍 "@cosmicladyrosa Gay, tbh :3" "For well over a year now my focus has been mainly ""Get your voice out of your chest and into your mouth."" Baby steps. I always try to push it back up there when I think of it. But I try not to make it sound forced. Hearing changes with just that adjustment is exciting." "I also didn't cry once listening to this video, meaning it IS possible to listen to myself and not break down. Proper voice training is totally achievable." "I still really hate my voice, BUT I really, really like the way I said ""so"" in ""I think so?"" I don't know that that's exactly where I want I want it, but the... tone? Inflection? Something? Sounds way more feminine to my ears." @Calliethulhu Also tho that's really really cute @Calliethulhu Well you should know that's extremely hot :3 @Calliethulhu Oh g-gosh that sounds awful >_> 💦💕💦 "@NicoleTheVixen @Calliethulhu @HeckingJen Weezer's version is the loudest, I recommend that" @rCharlotteSmith Honestly most of that sounds plausible. @Lookin4Serenity It is @Calliethulhu g'night 💕 https://t.co/mexxImXqVN I've been catching up on various videos I missed while we didn't have internet so I missed this when it was live and I am so fucking ready for this. https://t.co/t038RpnGK4 Remember when Netflix canceled Sense8? @Calliethulhu https://t.co/Tj3N057tDH @TheLadyRaine lol I just blocked 40 chasers rip me "For context: Yes it was absolutely a dude, and yes it keeps going like that for 2,800 follows. Exclusively accounts where the avatar is a woman's face." Sometimes the chasers are obvious. And other times... https://t.co/4sUocfR2u7 "loooooooool I need to learn to read better disregard that last tweet and laugh at me privately, please :P" Made some important additions to my banner https://t.co/L4EdMoWMnL @CommieCuddles It also me Mind if I use it as a banner? :3 @FlaredFeline IT'S COOL I HADN'T SEEN THOSE PICS BEFORE 💕 "@SteampunkPenny Not at all, Mistress! 💕" @SteampunkPenny lol I hadn't yet shown off my Majora display back there :P "@emuchaton I'm high most of the time if we're being honest lol If you're ever in Colorado, we have all you can smoke/vape/eat pot at our place 💕" "@emuchaton Have you been high before? Edible highs can be rough for your first, but you seem like you're doing great <3" @emuchaton as if there was any doubt that you're cute af <3 @emuchaton oh wait that wasn't a joke you had some edibles? nice! What would the easiest way for me in the US with no cable to watch the new Doctor Who stuff? "@squidlarkin What if anything are you using for numbing the pain, and how bad is it? I've only tried it once (like, literally a single hair follicle) on my face and I couldn't take it. >_>" Who the fuck is this asshole named [deadname] and why do I keep getting his mail? @TrexPushups Awesome!!! I love this series so much but I love even more that at the very end Steven uses they/them pronouns for Sue the T-Rex. Sue is named after their discoverer. As far as I know paleontologists don't know for a fact that the specimen is of a female T-Rex. https://t.co/k5OTsu2EDZ @ClockworkQTDoll I can promise you you're prettier than you think. 💕 @emuchaton like peeing or being peed on @Nickle4aPickle *huuuuuuuuuugs* 💕 @norintha @cosmicladyrosa @Raging_Grace @deathpigeon https://t.co/sEn0e7QXkL @AngryNerdBird @HedgeMom Oooooooh yeah I think that's saved on my desktop lol @Respectful_Succ Only if you want me to melt into a squirmy mess @Djinnkitty >///////< @HedgeMom @AngryNerdBird Me either! :3 okay gosh so apparently when a crush compliments a selfie of mine my brain short circuits from the gay good to know @deathpigeon @Raging_Grace @norintha @tasmosunt @cosmicladyrosa @Steampunk_Skunk @SteampunkPenny I wanna be a whore when I grow up :3 @Calliethulhu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf hjjhg fddsjjjhfdddjhg 💦💦💦💦 @CookieCyboid Twinks are so valid and important tbh @deathpigeon @Raging_Grace @cosmicladyrosa @Steampunk_Skunk @norintha @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/7ZI1i7602K @Raging_Grace @deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa @Steampunk_Skunk @norintha @SteampunkPenny Yeah he convinces Butters the apocalypse happened "@deathpigeon @Raging_Grace @cosmicladyrosa @Steampunk_Skunk @norintha @SteampunkPenny Vikky," @deathpigeon @Raging_Grace @cosmicladyrosa @Steampunk_Skunk @norintha @SteampunkPenny Higher up in the thread someone posted a South Park gif from a scene where Cartman visits Casa Bonita @Raging_Grace @deathpigeon @cosmicladyrosa @Steampunk_Skunk @norintha @SteampunkPenny There are specific episodes of SP that I think hold up as well as they used to. That one is just Cartman/Butters nonsense so I bet it's still funny and not TOO problematic :P 💕 @cosmicladyrosa @Raging_Grace @Steampunk_Skunk @norintha @SteampunkPenny also casa bonita is a real restaurant lol I've spent the last week experiencing various forms of genital dysphoria (mostly the longing/fantasizing kind but today I've hit the depressing/crying kind) and my vaginoplasty is months away from even having a surgery date :/ "This letter will approve me for both procedures so while most of these steps are by necessity sequential, they'll all have set dates I can look forward to. Which is why the fact that my therapist had a family emergency, delaying the completion of my letter, is so soul crushing." "So as far as I can tell, once I have this last letter from my therapist, there will be no more indefinite waiting. - Appointment with urologist - Orchi date - Surgery consultation - Electrolysis appointments - Surgery (vaginoplasty) date" "The ""cool"" Pope: lol fuck trans people Philip Fucking Pullman: I can't make heads or tails of this trans debate" "@QuestForTori I memorized your @! :3 It's memorable enough that that's become ""you"" in my mind. Also I was introduced to you through your video game which means I admired you right out the gate tbh >_> But yes, you're a cute snow leopard :3c" @Vangelus Remember that time like 10 years ago when Yarna d'al' Gargan was the biggest peg warmer of all time and every Star Wars section was just wall-to-wall sextuple tiddies? So anyway unsold Star Wars product is the best amirite "And I only say ""reacquaint"" because my brain stores a person's avatar as basically their face. ESPECIALLY if I never committed your @ to memory. So once it's their ACTUAL face it's like ""Oh THERE you are, friend!""" "I will never, ever get tired of getting to reacquaint myself with trans people who have had an account for a while but only just started putting their gorgeous face in their avatar. It's watching someone become a whole person right before your eyes and I love it so much 💕" @MattyFranklyn Yeah but people take the flirting to mean I'm interested. And maybe I was initially? In some cases? I guess? All I know is there's several people I'm going to need to talk to about this. "I'm flirty with almost everyone that isn't a boy on this site, but I'm crushing on/attracted to WAY less people than that and I haven't yet discovered a way to tell those I'm not interested in that I'm not interested x_x" @ButchPuppy It's a little frustrating being owned by a Mistress for whom musk stuff is a hard limit >_> With Mistress's persimmon I'd love to earn that privilage from you I mean hECK @trgrrl Damn that sign is exactly what a trans person needs to see. They're definitely doing it right. @Calliethulhu Callie I think you should know this is Art "it felt like the realest shit in the moment, though but there's enough details that make me think it was just me making silly assumptions like i think i can put this to bed as Not A Thing" i keep repeating to myself it's not real like in general it's real but it's not a real part of me and like that should be an imposter syndrome-defeating realization but if i'm wrong about this i'd rather keep this silly thing to myself @Calliethulhu aaaaaaaa you're so sweet thank you ;_; maybe this can serve to desensitize me a bit talking around it but not about it prolly not tho tfw you might've discovered a new part of your identity but imposter syndrome won't leave you alone literally too scared to even talk about this so I don't even know why I'm subtweeting it @gaymergarbage @trgrrl The main reason I wasn't interested was because most Greek mythology is boring to me lol "@rCharlotteSmith *looks at my girlfriends, all of whom are trans* https://t.co/WMGZxyyl9x" "You know what else is wild, though? In the best way possible? One of my mutuals I've known for TEN years and she just complimented one of my nsfw selfies and o m g that's so surreal but I love that feeling!" "But then, that wasn't me. The reason it feels so weird to have an abundance of friends and loved ones that barely knew me for most of my life is because I only just started living it! So in some ways it feels like I've known the rest of you for my entire life. It's wild!" "There aren't many of you that knew me pre-transition. By my count there should only be about 4 of you (and only 3 that knew me irl). And that feels super weird because like, my girlfriends aren't part of that group. Some of my closest friends on here aren't." @ModelOmega_ In the UK it's apparently the suffragette flag. @Nickle4aPickle Oh gosh you're one of the few people on here I know irl and that knew me pre-transition. Th-thank you! >_> >_<;;;; 💕 @Jennimason0990 I get claustrophobic :/ Fun fact but a king sized bed comfortably fits about 3 people. And there are currently 4 members of the polycule sleeping here tonight x_x hecked up that I don't have a cutie here to sit on my face and play with these tbh @RuthRaise You're sweet 💕 And I believe in you! :3 Y'all are such a bad influence 💕 https://t.co/EHfh0B8sMU Who wants to see some tid? I'm in an exhibitionist mood :3 "@ZJemptv Some of them legitimately seem to believe that we're arguing that there are exactly 3 genders: men, women, and trans women." @ExistentialEnso It's currently 12:34am and I'm not tired. Accurate. @ExistentialEnso It's so awesome to FEEL things now! @ExistentialEnso Feeling alive for the first time is a phrase so often used when talking about the experience but it's so true. I was waiting to die before HRT. Now I'm finally alive. @kitsunekimmy Do bots tend to block people that continually quote tweet them? This one made a point to block @/MagsVisaggs only after she tweeted a few choice words at them. "It's funny while formulating that tweet I was translating her coded language without even realizing I was. I know TERF lingo. She's asking ""Why are trans women demanding to be let into women's spaces?"" but if she words it that way then the ridiculousness is even more apparent." Credit to @Estrus_flask for getting this bigot to show such a telling part of herself. "This is a fascinating window in the mind of a transphobe. The reason she's so incredulous is because in her mind it's a GIVEN that we're ALL perverted rapists. Her question reads as ridiculous to everyone else, but she's running on pure bigotry at this point so she can't see it. https://t.co/8Kde8i1Piq" @HedgeMom Yup! :3 @binarytoddler It's what you call hitting machines to make them work. I'm like 90% sure an engineer told me that joke. "@trgrrl She alone is making me reconsider my disinterest in this game, frankly." @binarytoddler Percussive engineering becomes submissive engineering! :D @trgrrl I mean that's basically my dream girl so prolly "@HedgeMom Zodiac Beast Ranger Tiger Red A Path of Justice, Warped and Corrupted. I might be able to DM you a link" "@Pixeljade That's nothing! The FULL title of the actual file is [Amulai Sweet Factory (Kouji)] Juunishin Tiger Red ~Otosare Yuganda Seigi no Yukukata~ | Zodiac Beast Ranger Tiger Red ~A Path of Justice, Warped and Corrupted~ [English] {darknight} [Digital]" "@Pixeljade Zodiac Beast Ranger Tiger Red A Path of Justice, Warped and Corrupted according to Sad Panda." @XylariaVG Fuckin FIGHT for your womanhood! >:D "This is literally what this looks like, btw. Rarely do tg stories have the guy straight up ready to *murder* a bitch in order to to stay a girl, but honestly, same." Mood. https://t.co/oUQtsLuwIy "@emuchaton (not that I'm complaining, really)" @emuchaton my tl is like half people talking about piss now emu @IEatAccordions It's pretty normal as far as I know! @rCharlotteSmith @Cookie_2nd @ToniQueene ooooooh like a cutie mark! :3 "@ponettplus I mean, neither was Vinyl Scratch :P" @Cookie_2nd @rCharlotteSmith @ToniQueene Me either but I'm using it now @Cookie_2nd aaaaaaa your smile is so pretty tho! 💕💕 @rCharlotteSmith tololdder @Kalindlara *ALWAYS super cute @QuestForTori You out-Undertaled Undertale! "@squidlarkin I do have a slight worry that the same ""Omg I hate this get it out"" feeling I get from anal will translate to my neovagina but I'm so desperate for a proper fucking I feel like it's just my anxiety getting the better of me. But yes, I'm assuming it's not too." @squidlarkin I'm still a ways out but the short version is I've gotten onto the waiting list that's basically the ground floor of vaginoplasties being performed in Denver at all so it's looking like maybe next summer if I do everything I'm supposed to. "@squidlarkin like the fact that I'll finally be able to get properly fucked (I wish I was into anal, but alas) is sooooooo fucking hot I mean goddamn" @squidlarkin I don't even have a surgery date yet (soon!) but I totally get it. Fantasizing about just having the right parts and the things I want to do with it is keeping me going lol @Kalindlara girl whomst cute as heck :3 "@Calliethulhu Oh lol my bad I misread it. But content for sapphic trans women is in general hard to find everywhere, yeah :/" @CaseyExplosion Get out of my house I JUST played this with @norintha earlier today after months of being able to lol "@Calliethulhu mcstories[dot]com has a robust lesbian hypnosis story archive, but the stuff that feels like it was made by us and for us is really rare (though present on that site as well)." @CookieCyboid That might be the queerest thing I've ever read. "@ButchPuppy I mean, Kaiser is making it pretty easy for me. But there's still a lot of waiting. The most recent hiccup is my therapist had a family emergency so the letter being finished is still a week or two out, which pushes my actual orchi date back, and yeah it's frustrating D:" @squidlarkin Oh no not at all I'm still trying to get rid of mine! :P But on girls who like having theirs? I'm a big fan. @ADirtyTrans n-no >_> "@ADirtyTrans my tune ends up being muffled by the mindless moaning, yes >_<" @ADirtyTrans gdshjgfsjgklsdhkjgdjfsggfg i w-wouldn't know anything about th-that >___> @ButchPuppy Oh gosh I didn't know you had an orchi! Congrats! Mine is hopefully very soon. Waiting on the last letter my insurance requires X_x @Calliethulhu kinda a lot <_< @ADirtyTrans I was thinking more like on my face but that's a really good point! :O gosh you ever just like think about girl balls heck they're nice @Calliethulhu fffffggfgfhgfh that's kinda hot >_> @QuestForTori I believe you've made a game about this very subject! @emuchaton just general gay things in and around my mouth tbh "@QuestForTori I was lucky enough to have a computer illiterate mother. I learned about trans people in that unsupervised environment which, even though it took me a while to eventually come out as trans, was immensely valuable to me. It's not fair to keep that from queer kids." @TheMadMissMovie Hell yeah! <3 @CookieCyboid @ASecretRobin I understood that reference! https://t.co/bbIew0Tv2Y @CookieCyboid HI THIS IS SO CUTE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ILLEGAL THANKS "Why did I pick the corded vibrator as my first? I mean I know why, it's because I forgot rechargeable batteries are a thing, but basically every time I use it I'm reminded I Chose Poorly." It's impossible to prove one's gender in the face of total metaphysical skepticism. That's a paraphrase from the video and it's the perfect summation of the core frustration we have with transphobes. It succinctly illustrates how this is not a fair fight by any means. "Finally got a chance to watch this! For a cis primer on trans people, it's really good. He puts a lot of thoughts I've had about this impossible debate we have with transphobes into very clear and concise language. Show this video to yer dad. https://t.co/ytO1JPrh3Z" @emuchaton supplemental log big same "Me when picking my name: Kathryn sounds pretty! That's not a stereotypically trans name, is it? Nintendo: https://t.co/OvNDfBnDRC" "@charlottes_AD @Calliethulhu @/l1quidcryst4l and I resisted every urge to not include that ""/"" lemme tell you" @kroati1 @Calliethulhu o m g you're right i bet she is!! @Calliethulhu YOU ARE A DORK THAT'S ONE OF YOUR CUTEST QUALITIES <3 <3 <3 @Calliethulhu OMG I JUST LOOKED WHO IT WAS I BET SHE'D BE FLATTERED JUST SAYIN' ALSO I'M MAD JELLY D:< "@Calliethulhu MOOD I know it's uncouth to @ them and fangirl out but, um, I've definitely done that basically every time >_>" My PC is finally hooked up and running at the new place! Typing is so much better! 😭 "@Calliethulhu ""Why couldn't you just change your gender and your sexuality?"" Sounds a lot stranger when you think about it for more than 0.5 seconds and phrase it honestly." @SteampunkPenny @emuchaton HEY MISTRESS GOOD IDEA 💦 @emuchaton i agonized over a clever/flirty reply that wasn't just gay flustering but fghhhhhhgddsjjjgfd 💦💕💦 @squidlarkin Oh god I thought you meant Alice and I was gonna be like what did she do now (💕 u Alice) Sometimes dysphoria is like an agonizing pain. Like your soul hurts. And sometimes it's an overwhelming urge to be fucked with an organ you don't have (yet). X_x @rCharlotteSmith I can be overly flirty too and it's definitely given the wrong impression before so I understand this completely @mspowahs I haaaaaaate it uuuuuuugh >_< "Not sure if I've said this here before, but despite how hot it sounds and how hard I've tried, I don't like anal sex. So you see my problem here x_x" @SpookyGayGal Ghost pussy sounds SO much cooler than it is lol wanna get fucked in the pussy I don't have yet x_x @Calliethulhu But only after your old wardrobe gets shredded by your expanding TnA Because FictionMania :P @Calliethulhu I swear the best parts of HRT sound like a trashy TF fanfic and I'm so fucking here for it. Buying new pants I'm less into lol girldick on my timeline making me all kinds of squirmy i mean hECK @rCharlotteSmith True facts @emuchaton ya that's a big heckin mood right there @emuchaton you're neck and neck with @Calliethulhu for worstbest lewd shitposting frankly "You're making this anxiety worth it kinda, you gorgeous purple blob https://t.co/4aIEs18fy2" "Large grocery stores often stress me out. We don't get many stares at this one which is nice, but both Jen and Rosa are off taking care of things real fast so I'm just wandering with my cart and I hate it. X_x Found Blot in the Transformers section of the toy section at least." @squidlarkin This all lines up with my experience! @alyankovic Yoda for sure! "@ValnarDragoness @squidlarkin Your Mileage May Vary as they say, but yes, with the right stimulation, multiple orgasms are possible with an estrogen-based HRT." @squidlarkin So much of transitioning feels like my favorite parts of trashy fanfics I love it. @ButtGoblin666 Oh fuck we can't do that in Colorado >:O @FlaredFeline m-mood 💦 @TheSecretCallie I don't mind distant. A lot of my friendships are that way. You're valid 💕 @Calliethulhu your shitpost game is stronk as heck callie @TheSecretCallie If you want to chat my DMs are always open. I don't know what happened but I know trusting that voice that tells you it's your fault is rarely the right thing to do. Likes are always taken as support 💕 "Very big, prolonged panic attack tonight. Not sure if I'm completely recovered or not. Mistress is here. I'm safe." @emuchaton HI I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS AND I'VE PERISHED @Ulexar https://t.co/iV6d9SOgxf @SatanaKennedy *bookmarks* >_> "@Anarcho_Vampire I'm almost a year and a half in and while there are still hard days here and there, that feeling hasn't gone away 💕" "@PersephoneHime Weed central USA, yup 💕" @Anarcho_Vampire The biggest mood. @radix42 I love torties so much 💕 @norintha @DrShitfaced YOU ARE AND IT MAKES ME MELT the sequel!!! 💕 https://t.co/d8cO80uTdr Sleeping angel 💕💕💕 https://t.co/GEU1W4C2HW @shivvykitty @Triclilith Oh gosh make that 4! :3 @norintha @DrShitfaced You really dooooooo x_x tfw you KNOW you're looking cute af but none of your selfies are coming out cute https://t.co/DKkTLPfp7p @DrShitfaced I first heard it from @Calliethulhu tbh :3c It's a VERY good term 💕 @FairlyLip I can't help it girls smell amazing 😳 @FlaredFeline THIS IS A VERY GOOD THING I'M A COMPLEX QUEER @ClockworkQTDoll Nevermind everything fits! :3 UPDATE I WAS WRONG THEY INCREASED THE CHARACTER LIMIT @emuchaton Like 8 player Smash or Baby Park in Mario Kart I would add gay disaster and muskslut to my bio but there's no more room 😭 @LewdEmmaDam as a gay disaster i could vouch for you @TheLadyRaine I have extremely kissable lips imo 💋 @ADirtyTrans WHOLESOME "@spookythewitch I mean, it's really common (seemingly especially with women?) to find a romantic/sexual partner's smell soothing. But she might in fact be a muskslut. I didn't know I was until recently! :3" "I wasn't sure I was gonna play RDR2 (I'm not a huge fan of cowboys) & I don't think boycotts work, but I really was considering it. Perfect Steam sale fodder. Not any more, however. Crunch is bad regardless but to brag about it after all the Telltale controversy? Fuck y'all." "@jobloggsonline It's intentional! I like following 3 digits and having >3 followers. I've seen some people like Casey Explosion have 666, but I can't pare it down that far lol" Visually satisfying following/follower count imo https://t.co/k2Cl9GfD2H @BuniDoom There will be SO many alpaca pictures :3 @emuchaton Consider: Your dreams could be horny @ZJemptv (And we fuck better than most cis people just saying) @Djinnkitty Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 @Djinnkitty @ADirtyTrans That honestly might've been why I felt comfortable flirting! I'm really loyal to Mistress so I usually don't let people domme me on Twitter. That was just a muskslut teasing another muskslut :3 @Djinnkitty @ADirtyTrans No this is adorable keep going @Vangelus I only asked because he's the only vanilla Insecticon in the game. Having the core trio makes sense though! @ADirtyTrans @Djinnkitty destroy me please x_x @Djinnkitty p-probably a good idea >_< @Vangelus Insecticons are super fun in this game! Why are you using Bombshell? :P @emuchaton What girl doesn't I mean come on @Djinnkitty y-yes please 💦 (I am so hecking flustered how dare you 💕💕💕) @Djinnkitty Fg hg gggjhffffdghg 💦💦💦 @Triclilith You're one of at least 3 cuties I need to meet up with that lives in Canada so we'll come to you :3 "@Djinnkitty There's a high probability I'll collapse into a quivering puddle of girl if you try that, but your contribution to science will not be forgotten. :3" "Because everyone who sees it is telling me this is the best tweet ever, I'll share it here. (And yes, we live on a queer alpaca farm, though we won't be ready for alpacas until next year) (PS if we're mutuals and you're ever in Colorado, stop by for pot and gayness! :3)" "@QueerPunk85 @gueri11agrodd @AnimeAdvocate For what it's worth, they clarified in another branch of the thread that they're using the broader definition of dysphoria that includes desiring to be a gender that differs from your assigned gender. I have zero tolerance for truscum too but dysphoria is a really broad term." Tomorrow marks two weeks since my therapist said I can bug her about my second and last GRS approval letter in two weeks. So hopefully we're close even if my bugging turns out to have been necessary! @TheLadyRaine OMG OMG OMG PLEASE COME TO OUR QUEER-ASS ALPACA RANCH AND WE CAN DO GAY SCIENCE :3 💕💕💕 Some days (believe it or not): I'm pretty fucking gay but this is manageable. Other days: I am literally bedridden with saphhic desires. Girls are too perfect. I am dying of lesbianism. @TheLadyRaine Ffghjfjffffdsfjkfhjkh >_< If you're ever in Colorado we'll have to science it up :3c @TheLadyRaine Yes please! F-for science >_> @MokiAwa you're so pretty hello 😍😍😍 Update: Still hopelessly weak to girl musk despite my best efforts. Girls still have the power to turn me into a melty gay puddle merely by smothering me in their bits. More tests are required. @Calliethulhu 👀👀👀 💕😳💕 i know so many cuties that live all the way across the atlantic ocean and frankly i'm sick of that wet bitch's shit @TheSecretCallie 😳😘😖💕 "@TheSecretCallie You're one of my best friends on here and if it's not too awkward for me to say, I also have a bit of a crush on you >_> 😳💕💕" 🎃👻🦇🎃👻🦇 HALLOWEEN FACT: Black cats use witchy magic to turn their brown coats into shadow ✨🐱✨ 🦇👻🎃🦇👻🎃 https://t.co/jmFreRL6E4 @emuchaton how dare you spread these completely true rumors about me @Calliethulhu I hate this thank you so much "@DitzyOof If you for ANY reason think being a girl sounds preferable, you're trans, I promise." @stacysgrs I am going to read that entire thread thank you!!! @stacysgrs I see you had one too? Like I'd love to be mistaken here but I'm kinda confused x_x "@stacysgrs My girlfriend has a neo vagina. She says she has to dilate once a week unless she's having regular penetrative sex. Which is WAY better than the 3 times a day you start out with, but you're never fully done." "@LizzyWyrd (Except replace ""dragon"" with ""salamander"" :P) (💕💕💕) https://t.co/9wAXBgKrFg" @CaseyExplosion I've noticed this too and it's raised my hopes quite a bit. London Pride this year was really uplifting despite one of the biggest stunts TERFs had yet pulled. Seeing so many cis lesbians stand up for us was incredible! 💕 @LizzyWyrd Super cute!! Can I retweet? :3 @radix42 @Calliethulhu Trans feels :/ @Calliethulhu I'm not just being nice when I say trans people are gorgeous tbh 💕 @BregovicMia Thank you!!! It helps so much to hear that! 💕💕💕 @AseCooper @Calliethulhu I'm so glad! That's why I share my experiences here 💕 "@AnimeAdvocate Desiring to be another gender than your assigned gender is a recognized form of dysphoria. But by the common colloquial definition of dysphoria? No, you don't need dysphoria to be trans. Believing that you do kept me in the closet for over *a decade*" "@ChicEmily Yeah the person I'm subtweeting had her vaginoplasty already as well. I guess she had regrets but even still, you'd think people who had been through it would know better than to scare people who haven't yet. :/" @TheAshenCouncil It's good in my Dinosaur Commander deck :V "@TheLadyRaine O-oh? Really? Um, interesting... 👀" @logichole @Calliethulhu I started questioning seriously around the same age. Wasn't much easier in 2005/2006. @Calliethulhu I think subconsciously it was for me too. "@Calliethulhu Y'all are so young! :P What's great though is that now that I'm 16 months into HRT, the fact that I'm a 31-year-old trans woman who's only really just started feeling alive doesn't bother me. It was still worth it regardless. Thinking it's too late is an egg's rationalization." "@Calliethulhu That CC with the 19-year-old... like we've all been there but 19 isn't too late. Most would call that early, though I'm sure it doesn't help to hear that if you're living it. Point is it pretty much always feels too late." @QuestForTori cute too! :3 In case anyone wants to take a look: https://t.co/V2tfBpge6N The two newest Vraskas are so fucking perfect for my B/U/G Commander deck (especially Regal Gorgon) that they booted out both The Unseen and Relic Seeker. I love Vraska but 5 seemed too many :V https://t.co/3VAF2LepGo "@binarytoddler But that makes being big sound like a punishment! ... I mean, that's fair honestly" "@ZJemptv ""It even has 3 speeds, see?""" @QuestForTori Because you are valid a f @emuchaton oh nooooooooo hopefully it's not permanent?! :O @MallowyGoodness @MOOMANiBE @QuestForTori aaaaah same! @MOOMANiBE @QuestForTori SO adorable! :3 Watching Star Trek with Mistress & Tabitha T-Rex :3 💕💕💕 https://t.co/SON9tWmGkD @QuestForTori CUUUUUTE!! @emuchaton they look pretty suckable tbh :3c @QuestForTori Who's that? @QuestForTori Aaaaaaah I need this! @QuestForTori Omg I think I need VR o_o @binarytoddler also you seem like a super cute little who deserves all the teasing you're begging so cutely for!! :3c @binarytoddler hhhhhhsgghghgg we really do! >_< "@binarytoddler Gosh, eternal mood tbh 💕" @emuchaton (also same tbh) @emuchaton this tweet is the height of unfairness D:< @rCharlotteSmith Well what I assume would happen is a retaliation intended to make me feel smol so like you see the temptation here @rCharlotteSmith Is this an invitation to tease you oooooor? I love that they snuggle like this 💕💕💕 https://t.co/uAjEqq5BAd @LewdEmmaDam It being harder than I expect is something I'm trying to mentally prepare for. Though admittedly just as often I try not to think about that part. >_> The not getting hard part sounds incredible! 💕 It would be my favorite show by default if it was even passingly decent lol @LewdEmmaDam Aaaaaaaah that's so nice you hear from you!! Like I imagine you're not fully healed yet but hearing good things about vaginoplasties is the best thing ever rn 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori Such a big word for someone your age! 💕💕 Sleeping in a sunbeam 🐱💕☀️ https://t.co/QZT5bH6qcY @rCharlotteSmith Teasing littles is the hecking best <3 @rCharlotteSmith Yeeeeees? :3 @TheLadyRaine I mean I hope it's not >_> 💦 @upandoutcomic I'm not sure there's a word for the feeling I get when I hear that my content has helped a trans person realize they were trans but it's my favorite feeling in the world 💕 @ModelOmega_ Now see on flip side I know my way around a girlcock :3c @Triclilith @dasharez0ne Oh gosh can I retweet this? "Confession: When kissing, I am 100% making it up as I go. I'm told I'm a good kisser and I couldn't tell you why." @LunaDragofelis 💕💕💕 @Cookie_2nd Oh wow I'm sure that'll convince the transes @cyberwitchlexi Sometimes people will joke about how most girls would be gay if it was something they had any say in and it's like that's probably pretty accurate :V "@JobieSan I'll give those a try, thank you! 💕" @QueenStodge Yes please! @cosmicladyrosa @mspowahs Both you and Jen cleaned up and frankly I'm offended D:< @bunniplus https://t.co/OPHMMtptf7 "@mspowahs I know exactly what you mean! My entire body relaxes too. It's like, contentment itself in scent form." @mspowahs Yeah I've developed a thing for armpits too >_< I'm pretty embarrassed by it but I also have a humiliation kink so it's kind of a win-win lol @TheLadyRaine Is this more of that weird thing where straight girls fetishize us while insisting they're straight "@FlaredFeline that's a Good and Valid thing, actually" "@FlaredFeline @ButtGoblin666 hopelessly so, it seems 😍💕" @ButtGoblin666 @FlaredFeline look I wasn't gonna say anything at first but like heckin same @d_m_elms I mean that makes sense. Romance and sex kinda sucks when one hasn't figured out their gender. @d_m_elms I had this persistent feeling that I should be gay despite not being attracted to guys at all. Somewhere in my head I must've understood. "@rozietoez @ParkerMolloy @KaylaPekkala I spent YEARS learning how to shake hands ""like a man"" and now I hate that I still do it without thinking." "It's so weird that for a solid decade I used to fantasize about ways I could somehow ""cheat the system"" and get a vaginoplasty ""despite not being trans"" (I thought) and yet that never felt like dysphoria to me. Like that's 110% genital dysphoria. It's so painfully obvious now." @CookieCyboid I fully agree. I've already been told by therapists that there are risks involved. I've been reminded with stern looks about how much dialating might not be fun but something I'll need to do FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I assume my surgeon(s) will re-remind me. Your commentary is not appreciated In case it needs to be said: I am aware of the risks involved with a vaginoplasty. Of course it scares me on some level. And I won't feel whole until I get one. So please kindly refrain from taking away what little joy I can find in it. What's y'all's opinion on sliding into a trans girl's thread about her excitement over getting a vaginoplasty to explain to her that the surgery could go wrong and the results could be disappointing? Because I'm not a fan. To put it mildly. "@LeslayChandel Big same. Just living with a girldick is annoying at best, kind of a living hell at worst." @cyberwitchlexi Huge same! @MTranssexual Well I don't feel like I have a choice in the matter of whether or not I should get the surgery due to my genital dysphoria. Did you feel like you had a choice? @MattyFranklyn Fair point! I need to re-buy him too lol @MattyFranklyn TR Hardhead was so much fun to transform I'm seriously considering re-buying him for what that's worth :V "It's almost as if the system is intended to control women and nothing more, logic be damned." @SonicGurl98 Having one's own boobs is pretty awesome I gotta say @Waspshot23 I display him rather than the TR version solely because of how unique he looks tbh "@noodarose That's definitely long enough! If you're noticing a change in smell, congrats! You officially smell like a girl! 💕" @noodarose How long have you been on HRT if you don't mind me asking? Sounds like you already smell like a girl :3 "@noodarose Basically, if your junk starts to smell differently, that's your new girl smell! And if you're into girls, you might find like I did that you have a musk kink >_> So if it's a REALLY good smell that's another way to know lol" Part of the deal of getting this house was agreeing to clean out the previous tenant's things and sometimes we find gold like this: https://t.co/2yNAD79zen @waitworry @mspowahs It's not my fault he has an awful last name lol @noodarose Girl :3 Estrogen makes one's bits smell like a girl's 💕 The remaining bronies that didn't come out as trans waking up in 2018 be like @cyberslutlexi Such a good girl for talking such a beating 💕💕💕 @Quinn__tessence @MOOMANiBE @mspowahs Noooooooooooo!!! @LizzyWyrd I read the most during I think the summer Windblade hit which was right after he became an Autobot. Such an awesome idea. @Ethical_Atheist It does! Genital dysphoria sucks so fucking much :/ @MattyFranklyn I just really like villains okay @LizzyWyrd I just like villains. And I'm a little familiar with his backstory and the reason they're called Decepticons which is really rad. I've rad just enough IDW stuff to really want to read more. MEGATRON DID NOTHING WRONG "@LizzyWyrd If it's from a recent comic, I assume they're on the same ""side"" because the civil war is still technically over I assume and presumably Unicron's shenanigans makes friends of enemies Then again, this isn't the first time the Triceratops Dinobot has fraternized with the enemy :V" @Jennimason0990 easy to get addicted :3c Have I ever mentioned that I need to read more Transformers comics This is your regularly scheduled announcement that girl musk is amazing and by far my biggest weakness @Lewd_Dolly Fjfucigigkfudududuvugifif >_< 💦💦💦 @tinybird420 (And what smell there eventually is smells amazing imo >_>) "@AnaMardoll I love that dip is made of turpentine and acetone. Literally the chemicals you'd need to dissolve ink and paint back in the day of painting physical cels for animation. But yeah, undeniably horrifying. Even Doom's death is pretty rough imo." I don't know what this fetish is but now I have it too Takkun is adorable and also apparently queer af :3 https://t.co/IrL27z3kdV "@CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu I know. But she didn't do the second part of my suggestion. I was running out of characters, sorry." "@thesapphicelf Needed a little teasing, I felt :3" "@Calliethulhu What would have made this better is if it was said by a trans woman relating it to her experiences. Like if I said ""I want trans girls to not have to go through the puberty I did"" & then complained about the changes that happened to me, I feel that would've been better." Once I make my outie an innie sex is going to be so much easier and way more fun x_x "@0xA01fe I'm days away from the second & final therapist letter I need. Then it's meeting with a urologist to set an orchi date (I requested an orchi before my vaginoplasty) and then...? Not 100% sure, but I know I'm already on a waiting list at Denver Health. The estimate is next summer." @QuestForTori Mood tbh @cosmicladyrosa Binx is such a charmer! :3 "New set up! I think this is mostly done. For now. I moved the Transformers to their own shelf (that I'm still working on) so now this is mostly superheroes, monsters and Nintendo characters lol https://t.co/PecVI59NiZ" @ClockworkQTDoll Sure! @PennyOaken @maritronic9k @tinybird420 I'd love that! Thank you!! 💕💕💕💕 "@spookythewitch Colorado gets all four seasons, it's just sometimes we get all four in one week :P" I hate my girldick and she hates me If I still have to wait like half a year (if I'm lucky) to get a vaginoplasty then dammit in the meantime I'm gonna follow every single trans woman who's already had one and live vicariously though them while I wait >_< @Kitty_Squeakle @LewdEmmaDam I'll admit that's not even something I knew I had to prepare for but now I'm be ready! :P "@maritronic9k @tinybird420 I probably have something like that percentage blocked too, but it's never 100%. I bet there's at least a couple hundred that list would add. Oh well. :/" Autumn? What's that? :P https://t.co/gO8WihDqqG Not to sound like such a huge gay but waking up in @norintha's arms is the best 😍😍😍 @Calliethulhu How on earth do they manage to communicate while in subspace is what I wanna know D:< "@emuchaton I think we're calling ours Penny Lane given that it's Mistress's house, but otherwise same :3" @tinybird420 She has me blocked too. Which is really frustrating because she has a ton of followers I wish I could block :/ @rCharlotteSmith The legends are true! STORM DOMMES!!!! @emuchaton are so good and important and deserving of huffing "@TheOnlySprout Refusing to engage in a thought experiment is basically announcing that you refuse to conceded ANY point to your opponent, even if they're right. It's so obviously intellectually dishonest that I'm surprised anyone tries it." "@AdrienneCohea I can't remember, lol. Probably like 6 months in or so?" @WilloIllo @cosmicladyrosa Yep! Testosterone makes people oily. A lack of T does the opposite. HRT dries out my skin so much that I actively seek out lotion which if you knew me at all pre-transition should shock you The temporary gross feeling of slimy stuff on my hands is SO WORTH IT to not have hands and elbows made of sand x_x @owlgril @upandoutcomic I didn't transition until I was 29 and it was the greatest decision of my life. I would recommend not waiting another day. 💕 @TheLadyRaine None of us new for sure initially. If they wanna be another gender they should absolutely try it! @TheLadyRaine What's the excuse they're giving for why they're not trans? @tinybird420 I miss mine! Sometimes I dream about tracking another one down I just assume Julius Goat is literally Groucho Marx tbh @CookieCyboid This is wholesome and good 💕 @upandoutcomic This is such an incredible look!! 😍💕💕 @QuestForTori I love your hair! :3 @cosmicladyrosa @rCharlotteSmith WAIT A SECOND "@rCharlotteSmith It's true, you're cute and it's even cuter when you try to deny it 💕💕" @HexLatex that's so mean!! >.< @Cookie_2nd saaaaaaaame omg i live for it x.x @Cookie_2nd but being smol is the best! especially when someone surprises you with it!! :3 "@GuildingLilly I never even tried wearing women's clothes before realizing I was trans and I'd appreciate it if that person as well as everyone else refrain from referring to me as a transsexual. More to the point though, that's an extremely weird place to draw the line." @eilidhmax @Calliethulhu TH-THIS IS BULLYING https://t.co/Ecj3BU4gDL @Calliethulhu nnnNNOOO sometimes imma big girl >_< @GoodWitchLeigh Listen just @ me next time "(I'm 31, I'm just expressing how I honestly feel)" "I'm not a sex worker, but I hope to be one when I grow up" @CaseyExplosion It's why I've never been able to do the whole art commissions thing. The anxiety isn't worth it. @CookieCyboid @Calliethulhu Hey I gave fair warning :P https://t.co/5y5omv9obD J̶̧̢̛͎͔̲͚̭̹̗̜̈́̓͆̓̾́̀̊͐ͅ O̴̰̲̬̝̱̩͓̮̤̎ͅ I̴̛̳̤̭̻͍̼͈̝͒̇̽̾͌̀̑͛͗̍͐̅͠ N̴̰̤̜̤͉͙̖̠̜͂̈ ̴̧̝͉͚̻̍͗́̓̊ U̵̟̱̣͋̆̀͗͋̃̈́ Ş̵̫͎̫͈̯͉͓̺̖͉̜̼̹̿͂͐̃̌͗̎̓̕ͅ @CookieCyboid it's working! >.< 💕💦💦 @Calliethulhu Oh fuck same 💦💦💦 "@rozietoez Any naming system that allows people to call me a male woman is a failed one. My brain is female, so am I. I think one thing that complicates things is people seem to think sex means assigned gender and I really wish they'd think that logic through a bit more because fuck that." "@rozietoez I hate that the popular assumption about us is that we insist sex and gender are two different things. Some trans people might say that, but I try to be as vocal as possible about insisting they're effectively one and the same as far as most situations are concerned." @Calliethulhu W E A R E A L L rt if u agree https://t.co/USjgU5Z0Ft @emuchaton oh gosh if you need a place to sit when you're done with your shower I have just the seat :3 https://t.co/Q27kzibK5z "@TheMadMissMovie I might've helped (and I'm so glad I was able to!), but you did the most important part! 💕💕💕" "As it turns out I did in fact have dysphoria as I was defining it, but even if I didn't: Wanting to be another gender than your assigned gender is a recognized form of dysphoria. Regardless of how one defines it, I was trans and I was lying to myself for years." I didn't come out until I was 29. I spent over a decade believing that my (percieved) lack of dysphoria meant I couldn't possibly be trans. Eventually I heard enough people saying on social media that dysphoria wasn't a prerequisite that I finally came out. #NationalComingOutDay @Calliethulhu Omg you're such a lesbian and also you should start that saphhic love story this instant 💕 @emuchaton well now I am too and frankly this is unfair These are both extremely true facts :3c @maritronic9k @QuestForTori I didn't know it was such a trans name when I picked it >_< New toy set up! This is a temporary set up in the new place of all my current faves 💕 https://t.co/IVq3f9HK2v @QuestForTori Oh neat I'm a gay trans Kat :3 💕 @rCharlotteSmith THIS IS BULLYING Maybe she honestly thinks there's a standard of evidence that most men will actually accept in order to believe victims of rape. Which is such a hilariously wrong take that I'm not even sure what to say in response. "Another way that this doesn't make any sense unless you assume that she assumes that women lying about ""sexual misconduct"" is a common problem: This isn't a fucking courtroom. Women ""need evidence"" for *who*, in other words?" Is first lady Melania Trump aware that lacking evidence isn't the same thing as lying or does she simply not care? "@ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks Girls know what girls like, even if we only just realized we were girls :3" @tattoosncomics Same! Trans Transformer fan meets trans ally Transformer I couldn't not take this selfie https://t.co/aTFMvSp5Tp @rCharlotteSmith @nsfw_queen @tiddywitchlina @Calliethulhu @queer_queenie So many people I can't see in this convo but what I can see looks super adorable just fyi 💕💕💕 HUGE SAME I've wanted to be lesbian ever since I knew what that was 💕 @mynadonuts https://t.co/sTPOfT2hQg Being a lesbian fucking rocks 💕 @JenDurbent Tale as old as time I've always felt this way even before I figured out I was a girl and honestly I'm kinda shocked I didn't figure out I was a lesbian sooner :V Fun fact: The people contributing the most to global warming (by far) have names and addresses. I'm waaaaaaay ahead of you there 😎😎😎 @Lewd_Dolly xhfjchf hdhskgjfhdudhehej >.< 💦💦💦 @Calliethulhu @SapphicEllyCat I never used to notice it and now I can't unsee it This was the view from the front porch of our new house yesterday morning! ☁️☁️☁️ https://t.co/1ay9hJh4Vk @Calliethulhu Th-that's so mean D: @Calliethulhu The Doctor designed it with heels. What even. @CookieCyboid THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE JSYK "@SteampunkPenny Mistress treating @cosmicladyrosa to a Penny Lane special! This joint was packed with soooooo much weed, y'all Also! We don't yet have internet/cell service at our new place so you might not see much of Mistress, Rosa, @norintha or I until we work all that out 💕 https://t.co/whtkdRLwzA" @rCharlotteSmith Beautiful. @emuchaton This is a real mood I gotta say "@cyberwitchlexi Yes, yes, and yes" @princessproto how could you D:< "@princessproto @rCharlotteSmith It's true, I've seen her face she's literally just a Sylveon" @TheLastGherkin @OneLameShark THIS TIMES A THOUSAND "@tinybird420 I wrote a 3 tweet thread about it a few days ago that, given the crickets I got in response, is part of why I say the discourse is leaning the other way. We're definitely on the same page. https://t.co/7vGvCnd4Py" "@tinybird420 That's what I thought too, but the discourse is heavily leaning the other way it seems." @AidynCX2 Did I stutter? "@CookieCyboid I know cis people can be ignorant and clueless about trans issues, but what you described alone just baffles me. That doesn't even sound like they're trying to be supportive. Like that's really, really bad." @CookieCyboid That's a big ol' Y I K E S from me jesus christ. To further clarify just in case: Everyone you think is faking being trans is actually trans and oops you're just an asshole. "Fun fact: It's impossible to fake being trans. Literally no one has ever done that, and anyone who says otherwise is no ally of trans people." @OneLameShark @SteampunkPenny Omg omg omg I need that Windblade and Pinkie Pie! @OneLameShark There's Transformers toys at McDonald's?? @SteampunkPenny we should eat there next time we eat out! :3 @SteampunkPenny It's gonna become the queerest ranch ever I'm so excited!! 💕💕💕 tfw your musk kink and your humiliation kink team up to kick your gay ass @rCharlotteSmith DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT @emuchaton This is Art tbh @Estrus_flask Yep!!! :3 My baby Binx 💕🐱💕 https://t.co/EKfmvwPL0i @CookieCyboid This video is too goddamn adorable!! 💕💕💕 Mistress does this to me and I hatelove it D: [There Will Be Blood voice] I'm finished. https://t.co/xfiCR9KN6P @FlaredFeline https://t.co/Xw0nMqduDJ @binarytoddler I'm pretty sure capitalizing while little is illegal D:< @PollyLlwyn @rCharlotteSmith more like eat ass but that's close enough girls are so amazingly good thank goddess I'm a lesbian like holy heck "@Anarcho_Vampire For a ton of people (myself included) horny competently changes with HRT, so probably!" @rCharlotteSmith butts are so good like omg especially girl butts if i'm being honest :3 @lewdspacegem if you're ever in Colorado we'll make sure of it :3c @lewdspacegem oh gosh i'm way too gay for this >.< 💦💕💦 At the very least I feel like the vanilla character cards could have them. https://t.co/16uIXlCjAk "I'm sure @Wizards wanted to differentiate @TransformersTCG from MtG as much as possible, but I think borrowing the idea of flavor text would've made the cards that much better. The toys already have bios that are barely longer than most MtG flavor text." i love him??? https://t.co/dTmyUBwmVR "@ViTheDeer I figured, given your banner :P Same btw <3" @OneLameShark Welcome to the Trypticon club! He's a very good boy :3 @L0VEWIRE It might be an original IP from that toy company @L0VEWIRE Huge same damn "@AidynCX2 Tr*p is definitionally a devaluing and dehumanization of trans women. And as a sapphic trans woman it pisses me the hell off and, if I'm being honest, kinda scares me." "@AidynCX2 I mean, yeah, that's why I call it a slur. Taking back a slur is difficult and messy and not something I'm personally prepared to tackle, but it's done because it's taking something negative and changing its connotation." Btw I don't mean both t-slurs. There's no justifiable reason to reclaim tr*p (and no one who's arguing honestly saying that we should) since it will always have a primary definition that inherently contextualizes us in a negative and extremely dangerous light. "And I think decoupling it from any specific gender (while keeping it within the umbrella of trans) is one way we *could* start reclaiming it. I really do have to stress though, using that word is usually a very bad idea, even when referring to yourself, regardless of your gender" "I don't personally mind if a trans person wants to use the t-slur to refer to themselves (and only themselves, never another trans person) around me. I avoid using it entirely but I also wish we could fully reclaim it." "@dragontailsoup I'll admit that I've lost track of how many eggs I've helped crack on Twitter, but 15 is really impressive! You're the best! The ponies helped tho I'm sure :3" @dragontailsoup omg you're a hero! 💕 @BoringNerdyKate L-LEWD! @AnaMardoll I need this in my life so badly "@iambeathebee @dbMisadventure *Bowsette but Peacock, aka one of the best designs in all of video games" @eilidhmax it's mine too :V I have a Pinkie Pie poster signed by Andrea Libman with my deadname on it and if that's not the most trans brony story ever lol "@DexTheDragon @SixArmedSweater What I'm basically saying is a lot of those ""men"" were exploring their genders and that's why the brony fandom will always be special to me." "@DexTheDragon @SixArmedSweater I thought of enbies when I was writing that tweet, but the only other way I could say what I meant was by saying AMAB people and that might've sounded odd/problematic. There are a ton a AFAB bronies/pegasisters of course, but the stereotype was we were all a bunch of ""men.""" @lewdspacegem That was me all day yesterday have fun @emuchaton I pretended to be a boy for like 29 years and I still don't get them at all @norintha Thank you hon! <3 Is there anywhere online that's showing the full set of these cards? Just seeing the cards shown in the article below is really intriguing. This looks like a game I could really get into. https://t.co/0tXVPSIbdS @katieloukhaos Kids really do get it if you don't fill their heads with bigotry. That story is so cute! "@Estrus_flask I'll be honest, I'd very much like to see some of that. ""Real"" porn so rarely dabbles in fantasy like that." "@stolenoc What possible benefit does even having that as an option, much less the default option, serve?" @AliceAvizandum I already had him blocked and most of my blocks come from block chaining the followers of T*RFs so I bet he's a lovely person. Wait you can have private profiles in Overwatch? @AliceAvizandum I'd recommend taking your feet out of the air and your head off the ground. "@squidlarkin And I don't assume that, so that's something I suppose." "@petercoffin So the company that sold a 3 3/4"" scale Millennium Falcon 10 years ago for $300, the same company that's been almost annually selling Titan Class Transformers that are over 2 feet tall for about $150 since 2012, is the company that needs to crowd fund their Star Wars playset?" "@2Tracytron @erismoth Neither. Digitigrade means the animal walks on their toes, essentially. It's better for running. Dogs and cats have it, bears and raccoons don't (for example)." @emuchaton Forgetting to cum was un-fucking-heard of before HRT but it's definitely a thing for me now lol You ever queue up a bunch of porn only to realize hours later you got distracted? Because I have :V Digitigrade fursonas are so fucking valid and important "@norintha I definitely knew that already, but it wasn't until watching this video recently that I was made aware of just how different they are. https://t.co/ohDiPMxFfa" Making Lara more hare-like rather than rabbit-like also further emphasizes her transness which is something I intentionally put front and center when I designed her with full antlers. Too tall with feet that are too big is a real trans girls mood lemme tell ya Like if we're just talking pure aesthetics there's no contest here. Maybe the rabbit is cuter but hares just have so much more character imo. https://t.co/FaI69y1ifo "You ever watch lesbian porn and think ""This cunnilingus seems mostly for show""? Because I do way too often. I know it's hard to shove a camera in there but it's just as hot even if all you can see is the back of a girl's head just going to fucking TOWN in another girl's crotch." @emuchaton mood of the fucking century @Leftysprivateac It's funny because it makes it sound like I'm into feet but it's really just the proportions that I find super appealing in a rabbit/hare character design. "Scruffy, antisocial trans girl jackalope with big feet is definitely A Look that I'm loving the more I think about it tbh" "I recently learned the difference between a hare and a rabbit. Jackrabbits are hares, not rabbits, which also means jackalopes would be hares as well in theory. I don't completely love this for my fursona because hares are way less fluffy and social BUT THOSE EARS AND FEET THO" "Tired: Bronies were a bunch of sad, embarrassing manbabies that were worthy of ridicule Inspired: A ton of bronies were closeted trans women exploring their femininity and that's rad as fuck" The relative crickets this thread is getting is a little unnerving if I'm being honest. https://t.co/ZSAgA0fSeC "@TwippingVanilla ""Gateway to a lost girlhood"" is the PERFECT way to word it omg" "@Valkyrie497 I've seen better sales, but I'll admit that you got me intrigued enough that I bookmarked it for possible purchase with my next paycheck. So, yeah totally go for it! :3" "PS I'm speaking generally but if you think I'm subtweeting, feel that you know what it is that I'm subtweeting, AND you want to argue with me based on all that, know that for my own mental health I won't engage. Please block or mute me if that's an unacceptable request." "And if you don't understand why I'm drawing that line, you're not paying attention. Of course, I can't make you follow any of this advice. I just strongly feel it's necessary to fight back against a cycle of parasocial abuse of trans people that I keep seeing on this website." "I saw a tweet recently where someone, using an out-of-context tweet screenshot, said they felt justified in trusting their friends who were saying so-and-so was toxic. They didn't feel the need to look into it themselves. Please don't do this if so-and-so is trans." "Obviously there are exceptions. Sometimes it's necessary to avoid spreading harmful information/takes after being convinced by others you were mistaken or wrong in some way, but whenever possible, protect yourself by being open and transparent wherever you can." "I would also advise any trans person with any kind of following (even only >1k) to avoid whenever possible deleting controversial threads. Mute them if needed, but deleting gives all the power to people who want to discredit you. Don't make their jobs easier." "Now, after offering the benefit of the doubt, I fully support being extremely wary from there. But pay attention to further evidence/receipts you find. If it's more out-of-context shit and/or hearsay, that should be a big red flag." "I caution everyone to please, please, PLEASE never take a prominent trans person's tweet out of context. If the thread that contains it still exists, find the context. If it doesn't, it costs you nothing to offer the benefit of the doubt." I have this sneaking suspicion that the number of bronies who ended up coming out as trans is higher than the average population. And I love that the founder of BronyCon is trans almost as if to underscore that theory. @SheGayFay I have no other setting so that should be easy :V @SissaDreki I would say it's more like humans love solving puzzles and putting things in boxes (categories). Ambiguous art resists both of these very strong compulsions. @RaeGun2k That is one heck of a glow up btw! ✨ And I suspect a lot of people aren't used to existing in those uncertain waters when examining art. I worry that that sounds elitist. I hope I'm wrong! It just... seems that way. Maybe Twitter discourages those kinds of discussions? "For example, I think trying to figure out if the top fell over at the end of Inception is missing all the fascinating implications that that shot provides by purposely NOT giving an answer. If the scene was more definitive, there wouldn't be a discussion. We'd just know." "For basically my entire adult life I've felt comfortable examining art in a very open-ended way. I really like when art refuses to give me an answer. It's why I love ""abstract"" (non-representational) art. It's why I so often love discussions that remind people the author is dead." "@petercoffin @ContraPoints @hmsnofun That was really, really good. Said basically everything I've been wishing I could say (it tends to invite a lot of stress & anxiety when I do on here) and pointed out a lot of things I didn't even notice." @Fischycakes Luckily I already had enough so literally no time was wasted haha @Fischycakes I finished the quest but missed the meme ending so go for it Sometimes you just have to shut up and accept the MMO logic https://t.co/wIpQenBFKL @emuchaton @GalPalFilms oh gosh i think i'll follow them! ;3 @SilicateWitch gosh it really is 💦 gosh being horny on hrt feels so much different for me it's all tingly and melty and squirmy and i just aaaaaaaaaa >.< @TobiKnitt My favorite thing in the world is when a fellow trans artist comes out on twitter. Congrats!! Your life is about to get way more awesome 💕💕💕 @rCharlotteSmith @Calliethulhu Sure But only because I respect and admire you too 💕💕💕 Pictured: An area I apparently completely forgot existed. https://t.co/IvnkLY4bFC Also I have my minimap zoomed out all the way so I basically fucked myself haha. I only figured this out by ACCIDENTALLY zooming out of the map while in the DH Class Hall. Wow. "MYSTERY SOLVED!!! One Battle at a Time is being offered by an NPC in an area of the Class Hall I never go to, on a different floor than the main one (so my checking the map without changing the floor didn't help), AND the ""!"" was covered by another icon in the minimap." "@justmizuyuki Sorry, I legit forgot these were spoilers. Waiting for release never occurred to me once even when I was heavily playing lol" @blackrosesocial Eternal mood tbh @blackrosesocial Saaaaaaaaaaame :3 @FlaredFeline I HAD FORGOTTEN WHICH MESSAGE DID THAT BUT YEAH FUCK THAT ONE "why does the ""tweet deleted"" message cover the entire text entry field why why does it make me arbitrairly wait why does it not leave if i put my mouse on it who designed this" I swear I've been dancing around 150 - 140 followers left until 3k for like over a month now I love being teased but y'all are being cruel~ I love how Glenn on Superstore has a voice very clearly exaggerated to over-the-top levels by the extremely funny & talented Mark McKinney and meanwhile J*rdan Peters*n literally just sounds like that. @Miss_Xhiel Most play throughs of TTYD consist of me using Goombella for half the game then Vivian the other half lol "@Miss_Xhiel I don't think I finished my class hall campaign, no. No title, no achievement (for my DH anyway), and I don't recognize any of the quests past One Battle at a Time. I'll add you now <3" "@Calliethulhu And no, I will not be accepting any discussions on this. Just block me if you hate me. I commented on Callie's tweet because I know she's cool. I'm so far beyond done with engaging in this discourse beyond my own venting." "@Calliethulhu These appeals to not crucify a trans woman that is very obviously trying to do right by everyone at once never fucking work. Like I agree fully, but even when you lay out ""Yes, these things are toxic, but also maybe back the fuck up just a tad?"" then you're crucified too." @Miss_Xhiel Welp. No one is on a mission. I'm kinda running out of ideas here. I guess I'll just clean out every Legion quest I have and hope for the best. I really wish the raids were soloable at 120 because I can't queue for any of it. Two of the quests want me to beat Tomb of Sargeras. @JunpeiHyde @Calliethulhu @Pixeljade At the very end of the third part (the one with the 02 cast visiting Colorado and it doesn't at all look anything like Colorado lol) the Digimon they end up saving (he was like corrupted by a virus) dances in a field of flowers while All Star plays. it's a bit weird tbh @Pixeljade @Calliethulhu THE DIGI-DUDES WILL DIGI-RULE WITH DIGI-ABILITY AND DIGI-TUDE @Calliethulhu @Pixeljade Yeah Shrek got all the credit but that's a Digimon song to me. As fucking weird as that is to think about. (Also Rat Race at the end when they literally crash a Smash Mouth concert) @Pixeljade @Calliethulhu Oh I'm aware :3 https://t.co/RyloXBqwtw "@Calliethulhu @Pixeljade Blame Fox Kids and probably Saban? They've always been weird lol They had that short on the DVD as well btw. And yeah, barely anyone had a DVD player back then, hence how hard it was to find on DVD." "@KatDanger2 Too broke! 😭 I really want to for the next set, tho. As much as I love Golgari, the next one should have two (rather than just one) of my favorite guilds in it, Rakdos and Simic, so I bet I'll enjoy it even more <3" @jwallss same tbh lol "I don't know if this is Objectively Better than her original card (less mana cost, but also less loyalty starting out and her final smash costs 2 more), but I like this one so much better due to it being an emblem ability rather than producing special creatures. I love Vraska <3 https://t.co/vunvfeVWWw" Fuck yeah the Transformers TCG from Wizards of the Coast comes out today! I legit can't tell if I'm more excited for that or Guilds of Ravnica (and I fucking LOVE Ravnica) @emuchaton sounds like you got a case of the gays big mood tho @JuniperTheSloth B-BULLYING >.< @ADirtyTrans @starisms_nsfw Jen I'm being teased so relentlessly it's so unfair @squidlarkin @JennyWebtoes So many places for people to bite me >:3 @JennyWebtoes Exactly! @lillyhime Oh yeah my boobs are really sensitive too Don't get me wrong if boob groping isn't happening the sex would be super bland tbh @starisms_nsfw So mean :3 @maritronic9k @starisms_nsfw @emuchaton OH MY GOD I HATE THIS (i love this) "I went from a boob ""guy"" to an almost exclusively butt girl. Boobs are amazing but butts are so much better. Like you COULD smother me in your tits but I think both of us know sitting on my face would be a better experience for everyone." @ClockworkQTDoll Mood except I purposely avoided as much as I could. It's very taxing on my anxiety. @ValnarDragoness I think i traded my spare Diance but I'll try to remember to check when I get home 💕 @emuchaton dghhdhsgggsggssgf this is bullying but also yes 😳💦 @emuchaton this is awful thank you omg I'm blushing so hard apparently I'm the most predictable disaster lesbian ever i love you all @starisms_nsfw @emuchaton djfjgvkchdbdnvkvhzgdnfk 😳 @PennyOaken THIS IS BULLYING @starisms_nsfw @emuchaton my face is bright red i hate you all (jk of course 💕 you both) @emuchaton it's such a mystery how will we figure this out "@starisms_nsfw @emuchaton HOW DID YOU-- Fuckin, Goddamn it that was fast how dare you I didn't think I was being that obvious >_<" @AllieLia Oh hey you're cute! :3 💕 @Luci_Feri666 Subtle flirting is way more fun in a lot of ways I'll admit @cosmicladyrosa I'm looking forward to meeting you (and... other things :3) but you're not the person I'm subtweeting. @YourPalCeej Can I just say I love your bio. It instantly endeared you to me :3 If you can guess who it is please embarrass me in front of them. No promises that I'll give any further hints >w> "There's a mutual of mine who I am so goddamn into and every time they post lewds I wanna be like ""PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE"" but I don't want to come off as creepy even though I'm like 90% sure they're into me too but of course I have to be a lesbian about it 😭" @emuchaton this might sound kinda gay but you are so gosh darn cute 💕💦 @Pixeljade I still have the Digimon Movie on DVD! Back then we had to check a ton of stores before we found one that even carried the DVD version lol "This might be a horny on main day, y'all" (also their girldicks are cute af but that's neither here nor there :3) """Kat you have to stop retweeting inflatable furry tf fetish art!"" https://t.co/gJE0K4EXc1" Uncircumcised trans girls are Powerful and Valid @emuchaton only the best content from you how do you do it I haven't played Contact (on the Nintendo DS) since it came out and I've never beaten it. I should boot it up again! It was made by the guy who created the Mother series yet I never hear anyone talk about it. "@WhatTheFolflion Touched and Twisted, yep. Touched is a better game imo, but Twisted is such a weird cartridge that I love having it in my collection." @ToniQueene It's a great incentive to stay active! That's why I'm kinda lamenting that I can't get into it. (Also that pic was taken before I bought Ultra Sun) I'm legit obsessed with Pokemon yet Go can't get its hooks into me lol https://t.co/eHdlF4F8OF "Love how most of the adults playing Pokemon Go are ones who either never got into Pokemon before or haven't played since the 90s, meanwhile my Living Pokedex-owning ass played it two summers ago and haven't been interested since. It's like, I've done all this. Better than this." This is an extremely good thread that you should read. @noelsken Yeah you're absolutely right I hate this fucking country "(PS I hate calling them ""female pronouns"" rather than just spelling out ""she/her/hers"" but I have to use the kid gloves with cis people)" "It's frustrating because most of the time when I look in the mirror, I see a girl. And I know no one sees me as a cis man. The issue is almost certainly my voice. I've been gendered correctly when they get a chance to before I speak. Ugh." "I usually try not to give cis strangers my pronouns. There's nothing wrong with letting people know of course, but there's a litany of reasons I avoid it most of the time. Sometimes though I can tell that's the thing they need to hear to alleviate confusion." """Hi I'm Kat."" ""Ken?"" ""Kat. Female pronouns, please."" She was super polite, but there's that moment that so many cis people have where you can tell they're trying to make you fit in a male social role, e.g. ""That must be a man. Kat's not usually a man's name..."" It's just tiring" "@Miss_Xhiel I'll check when I get home! I get why they do it, but the fact that the mission alert button on the minimap gets replaced every expansion is probably what screwed me here (I'm at 120)" @Sabriality @JustinRYoung Just listen to the Weird Al parody! Same guy on the guitar (he insisted as a requirement for Al to make the parody) so it's very similar :V "Update: I don't *THINK* the Illidan quests are mandatory, but I hit a new problem. https://t.co/edVfDPKHSv Expand the Demon Hunter section. I've done One Battle at a Time (I think), but I haven't done A Very Special Kind of Fuel and the person who starts it isn't offering it." @deanhsjones @AmazonChique The issue was I had to disable uBlock. Thank you though!! <3 "@XylariaVG Her name is Allari the Souleater. The problem is, she's not offering me a quest. So that's another dead end? I dunno where to go from here." "@XylariaVG Okay so I passed out last night and I'm back on this. I'm pretty sure I did One Battle at a Time. I know I did the one before it because I received that helm. I don't think I've done A Very Special Kind of Fuel, and the person who gives it isn't a follower yet." @XylariaVG I don't know how to find where I am on this list. Doesn't seem like any of the quests I have are on it but I'll keep digging. @XylariaVG Khadgar is offering a quest called Down to Azsuna that I had assumed wasn't important (partly because I'm overleveled for all of this anyway) "@XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel I do not have that title, no." @XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel I'm all caught up on my artifact quests unless I need to finish both specialization quests. Flying to Dalaran now to check on Khadgar. @XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel It's confusing because it's counting when I got Forged for Battle (complete your Order Hall campaign) on my main toon. I don't exactly know what else to show you? @XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel Are you asking me? "@XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel I really want a Felbat mount and since I missed the pre-patch event, the only other one is the Demon Hunter Class Mount. Luckily it's only this one quest that I hate. Most of this quest line is skippable cutscenes." @XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel I've done it twice on two different toons so that can't be right :P @XylariaVG @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel So I was right all along. Fuck Blizzard lol @Empress_Trixana @Miss_Xhiel Here's (I think) every relevant quest category opened up. Any ideas? https://t.co/KtXIb6U2vC @Miss_Xhiel @Empress_Trixana I mean I did all the stuff listed in Breaching the Tomb that comes before Champions of Legionfall. Beyond that I cleared out everything on the Broken Shore that I can find? @Empress_Trixana Oh wait maybe I need to finish the Suramar stuff first? @Empress_Trixana Hmmmmmm. I need to finish my Class Hall stuff before Maiev will offer me the Champions of Legionfall quest. There's nothing else in my Class Hall other than the floating wind chime demanding I learn more about Illidan. "Fuck Blizzard six ways from Sunday for making the Illidan quests mandatory to get your class mount. I hate every quest where I'm forced to ""pilot"" some other character but the one in this quest chain is particularly infuriating. Why the fuck can't I skip this?" @emuchaton sure that sounds fun! ;3 Kind of a peanut butter chocolate situation here with two of my favorite bands performing a really sweet cover https://t.co/9coT3OjT4E *gasps softly* https://t.co/GjLZescQTs @sylschinco That did it! Thank you!! "For some reason the submit button isn't working atm, but I'm trying to do some good with this survey. (I retweeted the survey earlier if you wanna try submitting one too) https://t.co/KIV7V3X9Xw" @AmazonChique The submit button doesn't seem to be working for me? @emuchaton hhdhhffdihttjcshhrhh 💦💦💦 @sovietblobfish https://t.co/CUWNyLcCvg @emuchaton i've bought some of your porn also one other thing :3 @trgrrl For a number of reasons I feel that Gen II is a natural extension of Gen I. At least you're not staning for Gen III :P @emuchaton hey emu guess what :3 @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/dAvgzJgHYi @AliceAvizandum i might be a tad biased being gay for girls and all but i'm sticking with cute af @AliceAvizandum you say less flattering and yet you're still so cute i'm so hopelessly gay what do i do frankly how dare my face not be smothered by a cutie's bulge rn okay @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/nwSGjYl1Dh I guess I'll just subtweet all of trans twitter tonight I got two new dragon frens tonight!!! That's Sappire in the blue and Darby in the pink 💕💕💕 https://t.co/G88NTUcpWW i want to get off mr. discourse's wild ride @deathpigeon Chaotic evil "@emuchaton ""some""" @ADisguisedLaugh Very cute! 😍 I think I wanna start doing Reins of the Raven Lord runs again I found out recently that I missed out on that Undercity bat mount and while I'm extremely sad about it it's put me in a mount mood. @TheLadyRaine I don't think I was playing heroic but maybe that's why I got it? @HRTMadeMeABat WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE??? "I was reminded of that after thinking about how I was done with Fantastic Beasts when they announced it was going to be a trilogy. And like the more we learn the worse it gets and I'm just like ""What part of this going in seemed like it was going to be a hit?""" "I remember when I first saw the trailer for Elysium and I thought ""Wow that looks like a really clumsy, overdone metaphor about class struggle in a dystopian future. I won't be seeing that."" And then the entire internet was shocked that the movie wasn't that great." @CuddlePotato @AnaMardoll (And for the record I agree with her decision. The racism is way more overt and concerning. But I don't want to watch the trailer. I never watch the trailer for the first one. Even before Rowling Milkshake Ducked I have had zero interest in this forced franchise) "@CuddlePotato I'm gonna be completely real with you, 100% of my knowledge about all this is from a thread @AnaMardoll made, but she decided to delete the parts of the thread that mention the (arguably kinda mild I guess?) transphobia as she felt it distracted from the more important issue." "(this joke hardly works because I think that was like a bonus track on the fucking Red Album which like, no one needs a cut that deep)" Check out my new Weezer parody The Gayest Tran That Ever Lived @emuchaton (side effects may include exponentially increased levels of gay) @ValnarDragoness It's pretty easy to solo now :3 I love when I nab a mount that has a <2% chance of dropping when I wasn't even looking for it! (Working on the mage staff quest) https://t.co/Omnnp3rAib @emuchaton gosh i know this is a shock but big same "@SissaDreki The Hobbit the book wasn't a prequel, so I have little issue with it. Same goes for the cartoon movie. They created the live action movies AS prequels TO Lord of the Rings which I think is where they went wrong." @TheLadyRaine My facial hair is about at that point too and I love it <3 @crystallgnaires Trailer for Fantastic Beasts 2 "Is this just a prequel issue? Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter. Every time the reins of a prequel are put in the hands of one person these terrible ideas flourish." "Even if Nagini's origin (I can't believe I'm even typing this) wasn't transphobic and racist as fuck, it's also prequel-era levels of awful. I don't need to know The Secret Origin of Wizard Hitler's Pet. Knowing that makes the universe feel smaller." Rowling has finally become George Lucas. Harry Potter fans now know of The Dark Times wherein they hate the thing they love. Star Wars fans existed in that era for almost 20 years. I hope HP fans don't have to endure it for that long. "@princessproto As a wlw, I can confirm this is scarily accurate :P" @binarytoddler Fghhhfdssgjhgdsfj >////////< @binarytoddler I've only experienced glimpses of this but oh gosh do I want it >.< @binarytoddler Oh g-gosh x.x 💦💦 It's kind of adorable how Superstore only ever namedrops things that are owned by NBCUniversal. Why is there an episode about Amy hosting a Golden Globes party instead of an Oscars party? Because NBC owns the Golden Globes (or at least owns the broadcasting rights) @JWilson011895 Both the Hasbro and Takara versions came out last year. https://t.co/IlEAmW5nf0 @JWilson011895 It released last year tho @SorceressUWU The ones he came with. All 156 stickers (finally) applied! https://t.co/gOAfyxe4UQ @BoringNerdyKate Louder for the people in the back When you take a casting of your junk before GRS for later use Curse you Hasbro for making me keep boxes https://t.co/Cda5y8P3AG "My internet is finally back! To celebrate, here's some pics I took a few nights ago of the absolutely canonically genderfluid Punch/Counterpunch https://t.co/XSlrplTN9X" "@BitchLived @BoringNerdyKate Yeah, it does. Is there something confusing about that?" @squidlarkin Girldick is best dick imo @Phazzen Don't stop fighting! It changed my life for the better for sure 💕 "First zit I've had in months showed up on my back today. The fact that it's been months is awesome, though, especially considering how much of an oily person I used to be. HRT is magic, y'all" @squidlarkin Yeah sounds pretty damn sapphic to me 💕 @QuestForTori Lesbian icon too :3 Huge mood @VerafiedBabe @JesskaNightmare It's sarcasm "There are a hilarious number of mental blocks currently keeping me from drawing, but know that I really want to draw Bowsette. I might draw her anyway long after she's relevant because fuck it." @HRTMadeMeABat @zephyromatic I LOVE THEM BOTH I'M SO PROUD OF YOU @petercoffin *Bowser but Princess Peach "@AliceAvizandum Going out like a boss, frankly" "As far as I know, in the past Weezer has been cagey about letting Al use their music. Buddy Holly almost made it into Alternative Polka but presumably Rivers said no after being asked if it could be used. ANYWAY this is quite the new development" @OneLameShark I still need Battletrap! Cosmos is great but his feet are too wonky imo @OneLameShark I think that might be my favorite Legends mold ever tbh @TheBananasaurus Thank you for deleting it. No hard feelings 💕 @FreyaSilver C*micsgate/G*mergate "Fucking Christ I retweeted a thing and ended up included in the comments where someone was explaining what the CG/GG are. With hashtags. I can't believe I have to say this, but please do not hashtag hate movements in tweets where queer people are included in." @TheBananasaurus Please do not tag me in the hashtags for those what the fuck "I've recently begun experiencing a sense of ""Who is that?"" when looking at old photos of myself. It's becoming an increasingly bizarre experience having memories of being thought of as a boy despite that not making any sense whatsoever to me anymore." @princessproto @Kate_Bunni PERFECT "@princessproto We thinking Megawoman or like, Gigagirl?" @nolapfau Thank you!! "@quatoria @GuildingLilly Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow" @gwen_no_fear @petercoffin Why does so much of Twitter trip over themselves to defend millionaires? Even if you didn't know Rowling was a shit person it's a creepy knee-jerk reaction that too many people have. @GuildingLilly B O N E E X P A N D E R sounds extremely ominous @gwen_no_fear Sounds like a day ending in Y on Twitter dot com "@quatoria That's unfortunate. Took me a sec to figure out what you were talking about. I'd like to still spread the word if Cracked is a shit company, but I'll unretweet" @gwen_no_fear I don't blame you girls are amazing @gwen_no_fear @Blodlobla Arguably the happiest moment in my life tbh @SilicateWitch @valeriehalla You're almost certainly right @valeriehalla It's been suggested the anti-queer ideology is being pushed by much older queer people onto younger queer people that literally never experienced hearing it as a slur & some of them are just going with it B/c you're right: I'm 31 & that was never used as a slur when I was young @Nyanthetime @aSpaceCadette Counterpoint: Being a slut rocks @LizzyWyrd If they kill Buster we riot "@LizzyWyrd SAME The Bay movies have ALWAYS been ""Squint a bit and it all fits together kinda"" so I don't know what everyone's deal is lol" Please miss me with concerns about the Bumblebee movie disregarding Michael Bay's established lore. This is a universe where the robot devil put a sun harvester on the THIRD planet from the sun I think we'll be okay revising some of this carefully constructed deepest lore. @MattyFranklyn Oh nice you're as old as the Transformers themselves right on @MattyFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 Clearly it's the blue Rainmaker who I always thought they should call Hailstorm but they never did @MattyFranklyn Really? I'm 31 lol @LizzyWyrd This would actually be a really cute reference considering I'm pretty sure this shot is on Cybertron I'm down @MattyFranklyn You youngins and your Unicom Trilogy. This is acceptable I SUPPOSE :P "Tired: Thin Bowsette with massive bazongas Wired: Buff/chunky Bowsette Inspired: Buff/chunky Bowsette with massive bazongadoinks, I'm talking huuuuuuge bamzoodleboinks this isn't a zero sum game people" "MAYBE it's Ramjet but like, in greenish lighting?" "Ah yes my favorite Decepticons: Shockwave, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and good ol' Green Conehead (No but seriously I love everything about this and I need more) https://t.co/NGrWtsfPNV" @ADirtyTrans TH-THIS IS BULLYING 💦 PEEING THROUGH MY CLIT IS WEIRD OKAY @thesapphicelf Good luck in your endeavours! @FinalBossFemme That's why I prefer the renditions that keep her more anthro @MOOMANiBE It's very much on-brand for me I'll admit "I have an extremely strong desire to be fucked in a pussy I don't even have, how's everyone else's evening" @lonelymaw this is extremely good content why wasn't I already following you My clit is literally attached at the end of an organ whose existence makes me dysphoric whenever I'm reminded it's there. Shit's extremely fucked up. @squidlarkin If this isn't a mood I know there's like 50 different competing names for her but it looks like Bowsette is the one that's winning. "I bought Roadbuster at a Target long after he was sold out. I'm guessing it was a return, since there was literally no sticker sheet. But hey at least Hasbro saved some money and sticker lovers were happy. Bleh." Hasbro I will gladly pay you more money so that this OCD sufferer doesn't have to pull her hair out trying to align each sticker perfectly. Remember back in like 2012 for a year or so Voyager Class figures had stickers and it was literally the worst thing ever? UPDATE: Still on stickers. They are unending. Have I always been applying stickers? Is this just my life now? Also neat spaceship mode https://t.co/32oCy6mc3g @TransTwill In the GC game my secret was Red Snappers & Barred Knifejaws. Now it's just island beetles lol "Internet is still down until Tuesday. Apparently there's a new Bumblebee trailer with a heavily G1-inspired Soundwave in it? Despite being unable to watch it, my Hot Take is as follows: Thank you, literally anyone but Michael Bay, for making me excited for a TF movie again." @BoringNerdyKate I assumed that was a given "When applying symmetrical stickers to a Transformer, remember: They're sisters, not twins." Emotions can be so fucking complicated at times. I don't even know how to describe how I feel right now. It's definitely an ugly cry day tho lol During really bad panic attacks my mind so often resorts to telling me-- screaming at me-- that I hate myself. It's really scary and I never know how to stop it. I start believing it. I don't want to. I'm sorry that y'all had to see some of that. @itsviviactually I'm betting he will! Don't do drugs kids Unless you wanna be cool like Trypticon 😎😎😎 https://t.co/0xj6203lsC @HRTMadeMeABat BIG SAME FUCK "@emuchaton fuck I'm on mobile and didn't see the ""I'd kiss 'em"" gotta say hard agree tbh" @emuchaton gosh you're so right "@HRTMadeMeABat But the impression I get is as long as you don't mind a bit of extra dialation, everything can stretch to where you need it in time." "@HRTMadeMeABat The worse that'll happen is your dialating might not be as fun. There's a version of the surgery that gives you literally NO depth intentionally so obviously it's safe. It merely has an effect on penetration/dialation. As far as I know, anyway. I'm still frustratingly pre-op :/" @HRTMadeMeABat Omg!! 💕💕 @SissaDreki @squidlarkin Oh my mistake! It sounds super cute! :3 @SissaDreki @squidlarkin SUPER GAY AND ROMANTIC OMG When have I ever seemed interested in baseball you weird broken website https://t.co/CuKSuw1GcH @ZJemptv I think I knew that somehow already lol It's a super cute name :3 @Dalen_of_Raine @amissChristine @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith That might be the brattiest thing I've ever heard :P @happosaai Trypticon with a y but yes :P @Bieeanshee This is the new one that came out last year! Amazon was having a sale :3 Soda can for scale lol I decided to take these pre-sticker shots to compare how much he pops with 'em after applying them. I don't love putting stickers on Transformers (especially Titan Class ones) but I love my giant robot dinosaur son and I want the best for him 💕💕 https://t.co/Z1ixNSzQRn @TheSecretCallie It shows. 💕 @jxwbxtch oh gosh yes 😍💦💦💦 "@jxwbxtch Well, my living situation is such that, for the time being, the person paying the bills is not someone I feel like convincing to call them and complain. Luckily we should be moving in a few weeks." "Even though I myself am a sub, I can't deny that subs are unbearably adorable most days. How do y'all even deal with us?" Update from the ISP: They'll send someone down on Tuesday to fix it. So that'll be FOUR ENTIRE DAYS of no internet. And we're broke until Monday so we can't even like so see a movie or something. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith Only sometimes? :3 Internet is still down today. That's over 24 hours. I wanna break something. @lisaquestions I'm horrified but I'm not surprised @princessproto Oh gosh hello! Not to be a lesbian about it but you look cute as heck! 😍 Most of this movie is just Twilight being 110% done with everyone's shit https://t.co/ZTYorFABhN Thank goddess for ponies on bluray https://t.co/0RtpNTch3k Our internet has been down literally all day and it suuuuuuucks. @SatanaKennedy Huge mood omg x.x @SissaDreki That's awesome!! 💕💕 @emuchaton that sounds kinda gay tbh also same :3 @SissaDreki That's super sweet thank you! I'm enthusiastic about Pokemon too :3 !!!!!! https://t.co/Pz2jGsiKV9 "And of course that was intentional on their part. Maybe they got the idea from the term MRA, but you know they were well-aware that the added bonus was it further muddied the waters regarding what we call them. Seriously fuck them for constantly pulling this dishonest shit." "I really hate that the TERFs thought of a term that is technically accurate for a lot us (trans rights activist), but because of its history and origin we reject it and recognize that it's used to dehumanize and misgender us. It makes the ""TERF isn't a slur"" a LOT harder." Okay so season 2 episode 1 doesn't happen after season 1. Gotta wait until season 2 episode 2 for some reason. Also season 2 episode 1 still has Dina as an assistant manager so it's way wrong. Why is there a walkout at the end of Superstore season 1 where everyone loses their job only to pretend none of that happened at the beginning of season 2? Even Cheyenne is pregnant again I'm so confused. Muting this thread @lisaquestions 💕💕💕 "I feel really, really guilty for defending that video and I've kinda worked myself into a crying anxiety attack over it. If my words hurt you, I'm deeply sorry. I don't want to stand by them anymore because the guilt hurts too much. I was wrong. I can't talk about it anymore." "@lisaquestions @tinybird420 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @Eremitpurpur Actually, don't answer that. I just need to mute this I'm sorry." @lisaquestions @tinybird420 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @Eremitpurpur I didn't say she wasn't responsible. I'm saying the failings that people are seeing in the philosophical debate she set up aren't her fault. I really wanted to stop this hours ago. I'm replying now b/c I find it hard not to reply when I'm being misunderstood. Can we stop though? "@tinybird420 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @Eremitpurpur You didn't hurt me it's okay! Blegh, I just wanna apologize again. No hard feelings I promise 💕💕💕" "@tinybird420 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @Eremitpurpur I know I'm not going to convince you and like, I don't really want to. I feel guilty for dragging this on after saying I didn't want to do this. Plus you were clearly hurt by the video and I care about you. I'll shut up about this. It's not that important to me." "@tinybird420 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @Eremitpurpur So, the way I see it is no one could be ""right"" in that argument. That's why I think it's unfair to expect that of her. It was a debate between two philosophically opposed stances. One was more interested in truth, the other pragmatism. You can pick a favorite but no one's right" "@tinybird420 @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @Eremitpurpur I think what the video portrayed was a trans woman working through some tough, valid and unanswerable questions and people are blaming her/her video for that. I don't think that's fair. But I understand where you and others are coming from too. If I didn't I'd be more vocal." @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @tinybird420 @Eremitpurpur And I'm not ready to defend my opinion against an impassioned fellow queer who thinks I'm idolizing a monster. Especially not on Twitter. Unfortunately there's no easy solution to all this. @Calliethulhu @KittenFemme @tinybird420 @Eremitpurpur The ways in which the video is being described involve some pretty serious accusations. So it can make people wary about speaking positively about it. I don't think truscum ideology or transphobia are good things obviously. But I think the video had some value. "@Calliethulhu Yeah I've stopped talking about it, deleted a tweet about it, and temporarily unfollowed some people just to keep my anxiety at a manageable level." "@emuchaton emu," @radix42 Isn't it the best?! @machtackle Oh really? Definitely preordering then! @machtackle I also love that it uses the Hasbro limbs. They're perfectly serviceable as limbs and just having to buy one bot is way cheaper. "@machtackle I'm torn on the fact that it completely replaces Hun-Gurrr, but I can't deny it looks slick as hell" @ButtGoblin666 Me too! My gf Jen is away for another week so my snuggle levels are pretty low. :/ "Anyone know if a third party company is making an Abominus head without the soft plastic? I solved that issue with Superion by getting the Perfect Effect add-on for him, but it looks like PE is only doing Abominus' hands and feet this time around. :/" Honestly same https://t.co/IQnaOvi8oF I had a hunger for Hun-Gurrr so I went out and bought one https://t.co/lQPXcONzES "@ButtGoblin666 lewd! also, sure!" i need them @TheCatMom YES DAMMIT D:< "I'm gonna be real with you, Blizzard: If you never say the name Illidan again it'll be too soon." @dragontailsoup UwU "just pin me down, shove my face in your crotch or armpit and watch me melt into a puddle of wet, squirmy girl tbh" gosh have you ever just girls thinking about having a cutie smother me with her thighs~ fair warning today's looking pretty horny @HRTMadeMeABat @zephyromatic the best kind of stuff imo @x3n0nlights Just wait until you get onto HRT! The difference is magical :3 @squidlarkin omg congrats!!! @emuchaton listen it's not our fault that being nude in public is hot af @norintha Well *I* plan on being somewhat muffled tbh :3 @ButchPuppy hopeless gay disaster club :3 @norintha hey Jen not to sound super gay or anything but you smell amazing and I can't wait until you're home again 💕💕💕 "@Calliethulhu This, this, this. A thousand times." @SissaDreki Please do! 💕 "@SissaDreki I mean in your case, absolutely! ;3" @Calliethulhu I mean I'd be too if I had that size of an audience. oh fuck yes!! you ever gay so hard that you realize that even the way YOU smell is kinda nice hot take but girls smell amazing you ever just gay so hard that the thought of huffing an armpit makes you squirm E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial "@MableDONKEY @EllieRhymer So, since you kept me tagged in this I guess I'll mention that I've never seen this movie, I don't plan to, but as a lesbian, the movie's quality was not why I retweeted this. This can be a cool scene without the movie being one you or anyone else liked. https://t.co/N866Yhovsy" @Lookin4Serenity I am now 1000% more interested in getting Sia-as-a-pony merch @Lookin4Serenity OH YEAH SHE'S THAT PONY NOW I UNDERSTAND THE HAIR Also that's a great song too. Wow so Cheap Thrills was the second Sia song I bought on iTunes and I didn't even notice lol @Lookin4Serenity I'll have to check out that other song thank you 💕 muting this thread sweet mother i cannot weave https://t.co/AL6IPkxCHj so many gorgeous women in this video i mean goddamn @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/Y3Lm2tfnl8 @aliceincamera hey ur cute :3 "Legion had the best version, but unfortunately it would kinda cheapen the experience if every class up and moved shop for every single expansion, especially given that Dalaran is mobile." Warlords of Draenor: Your own private Garrison! Just you alone with a bunch of NPCs! Legion: Class Halls! It's you and every other person rolling that class! Battle for Azeroth: I dunno here's a tiny boat for the whole faction I guess? @Lookin4Serenity @8ALTON8 Horrifying is a word that comes to mind I know nothing about this artist but I've been obsessed with this song and its video for over a week. https://t.co/ULdBiCM0SC @8ALTON8 fucking christ @AliceAvizandum ✨Twitter✨ And honestly I don't want to know much more than that. "I've really only seen glimpses of it but I guess a somewhat prominent person in the community has admitted to fucking dead animals and I guess some people are trying to like, NOT immediately say that that's morally repugnant and unbearably disgusting. 2018" Good evening. Furry Twitter is dealing with its own necrophilia discourse except this time it's somehow even worse. @wehpudicabok Well in my case I know I'm horny on main a ton. I just assume men are more visual than that. I almost never post lewds. And by the way I really am trying to speak generally about this. The recent Thing that's the cause of so much arguments is not the issue. I don't know the details as I've been avoided that stuff today for anxiety reasons. And War Games starring Matthew Broderick reasons "This time last year I thought I'd be murdered by the community if I even said the names of certain prominent trans Twitter people and now I care so much less. In a week we all move on. Every time. Y'all see it too, right?" Me after over a year of getting used to The Discourse™: https://t.co/6TOoWYoJ0d @AliceAvizandum Twitter's a fun website innit @Waffliesinyofac I was never a youtube movie vlogger and even I'm forced to agree @XylariaVG I would have as well. His picture doesn't help either. "@XylariaVG I would probably use that account, yes :P" "But even if I do all that, men will be held at arm's length. I'll be taking your money and nothing more." "Real talk I've actually been thinking about starting a Twitter for lewd stuff. Mistress wants to start doing cam stuff with me as well. So being included among trans sex workers like this is in some ways promising, but this is not the account you want to follow for that." This is the kind of shit that gets an immediate block from me. https://t.co/XwwrEmNbOa (Also also I was THIS CLOSE to going with a fedora instead. I just simply preferred flat caps but it was a close call) @Null_Pyramid Right? Even I'm kinda like damn (Also that first pic of me is from 2010 because I so rarely photographed my face back then) I rocked the flat cap for way too goddamn long lol https://t.co/4MWSfxp5dt "I have found literally two photos on Facebook (the only possible place they'd be at this point) for 2011 to do that ""post a photo from 2011, 2015 and this year"" meme and they're both tiny and blurry as fuck" @emuchaton big agree Fuuuuuuuuck my next therapist called me last week to set up an appointment and I didn't check the voicemail until just now! D: It's only a week but this is the last key to really starting the GRS process so I'm mad at myself. @emuchaton gosh girls spitting in my mouth is such a massive turn-on you have good taste "@squidlarkin I assume that in the weeks leading up I'll be a nervous wreck, but big mood on the not feeling conflicted this far out." @ButchPuppy gaaaayyyyyyyyy~ :3 @genderemix @ADirtyTrans Yes. @ModelOmega_ 1. Yes! :3 2. Yesssssss~ >:3 "@gwen_no_fear It was a hard video to watch, but that's part of why it was so good. It asks a lot of important questions without pretending like there are easy answers." @ADirtyTrans This is true! That's like twice the gay right there! "I hate that Battle for Azeroth's unimaginably expensive vendor mount is a dinosaur. I mean I love it, but I hate that I'll never be able to afford it. I won't be able to feasibly afford one for like another 4 expansions if even then :/" Reminder that if: - We're mutuals - We've ever flirted - You're ever in Colorado Stop by sometime and we'll smoke you out and do extremely gay things :3 @MOOMANiBE lol I hardly ever post those but with the attention I got from the last pic maybe I should post more :3c disclaimer: 90% of the tweets are made while I'm high af @XylariaVG oops nevermind >_< @emuchaton We're gonna make it one! @emuchaton Come to Colorado and we'd love to do exactly that :3 👀 https://t.co/IBnrBzAMxS we are experiencing record levels of tid @Neenee_Land That makes sense! He's just about the only 30-something on the cast aside from maybe Donald. Neat easter egg! @TheLadyRaine Living the dream! I haven't measured in like a year >_> how am i older than fucking launchpad mcquack by almost 4 months fuck me "@Eves_TV Yeah I definitely don't pass either and it was so hard to watch certain parts. I hate makeup. I'm terrified of voice training. And I know that to MOST cis people, that matters. But Tabby is right too. Just... it's hard to think about." "@elise_dangerous Yeah no one won that argument. In fact, to underline that point, they even come together at the end." @BigMamaMendo The things that matter most in life tend to the things that don't have easy answers. ContraPoint's new video was frustrating. It was frustrating because I feel that both Tabby and Justine had valid points. It was a very well-constructed argument that brings up a lot of important points. And it's frustrating that there's no easy answer. @ButtGoblin666 10k means 10k people messaging them wtf is this lol Eternal mood @squidlarkin I loved the special. I didn't realize other trans women didn't? @ZJemptv It's all a game to them. Winning in the short term is all that matters. "@Djw175 I abhor gatekeeping in all its forms, but yeah, it's harder than ever to predict who's gonna be a dick to other queer people on hellsite." I swear some of y'all have a deep-seated compulsion to pick pointless fights with other queer people. @emuchaton this is a real mood for me right now too tbh @mynadonuts Now you can! @kna_stars Your glow up is quite frankly legendary imo <3 Mistress is almost out of estrogen patches. We're basically broke and because she had to quit Target she doesn't have insurance anymore. Any grey market tips? That might be our only option at this point. If anyone with info would rather DM me instead that works too. "@JesskaNightmare But, but... they're just cartoons! Cartoons don't have sexualities! /s" @maritronic9k @CaseyExplosion Matt Smith's Doctor had the biggest and most frustrating gulf between potential and execution of all the Doctors imo. "@CaseyExplosion I think at that point I was really tired of the ""creepy child-like monster"" trop DW kept trying and I likely skipped it." @tamzinblake @AngryNerdBird @squidlarkin That's the one! @HedgeMom I'm not still dating all of them! I'm working at lesbian speeds here :P Though yes my current polycule is 5 trans girls including me. "@ZJemptv If this was actually their core issue, they'd be arguing that trans children should go on actual hormones as soon as they would otherwise have a natal puberty and skip the blockers altogehter. It's just another ad hoc rationalization for their bigotry." @HedgeMom Right!? I went from only ever really seriously dating one person to dating like 7+ people within a year of starting HRT. "@AngryNerdBird @squidlarkin I don't really have reliable way to find it, assuming I saved it at all. Sorry :/" "@squidlarkin Insert that comic everyone shares about the newly out trans girl being all shy and nice, each year slowly learning just how scary cis people can make being trans and by 3 years in she's just flipping the reader off." "@SorceressUWU @upandoutcomic My flat cap + thick glasses + beard combo was the most obvious ""please don't look at my face"" look ever and I didn't even know I was doing it. Dysphoria is a helluva drug." "btw @SesameWorkshop, I really mean no ill will towards you or the person running your Twitter account, but that same statement has been trotted for YEARS now. No one's falling for it. Ask yourselves why you keep needing to remind people of this policy." @upandoutcomic I actually have posted a pic of myself from 2015 in an already pretty out of date tweet from the last Trans Day of Visibility. I'm honestly surprised I even have a single picture from that era lol https://t.co/OxdilAOXJG @upandoutcomic same tbh "@ArmlessKittyfox World of Warcraft, a game I highly recommend, it's just this particular quest is designed really poorly. All those lines are voiced too, btw. Same recording each time." @molly_the_tanz @SteampunkPenny Hell you might have even bought it at the same Target Mistress used to work at :P This is my formal announcement that I will no longer be doing the Curse of Jani quest for any of my alts ever again. Fuck. https://t.co/3qIcZujoSm "I have no reason to think I won't like Captain Marvel, but man I felt nothing watching that trailer. It looks cool, but then so does every other MCU movie. I really hope it ends up being the answer to Wonder Woman that the franchise desperately needs." @FlaredFeline also side note i just noticed your display name and honestly same "@FlaredFeline Oof, sorry. I know it's not everyone's thing. It looks super hot though! Thank you for taking one for the team :3" @FlaredFeline I gotta say girlcum is way more fun than the old stuff my junk used to make Also way more tasty imo :3 @emuchaton wow if this isn't a mood we've all been there it + is = it's is + it = is't @waitworry Oh wait I guess they got rid of that too :/ https://t.co/RbyInp8rGI @waitworry I haven't unlocked Void Elves so I honestly don't know. "Blizzard, I love that the Horde now gets Basically Night Elves and the Alliance now gets Basically Blood Elves, but why on earth did you remove the Night Elf's flip jump in Nightborne toons?? That's like the funnest part about running around as a Night Elf! D:" "The deeper, moral, cultural, like, ethical answer is that this disqualifies him." "@Archaema And that's absolutely fair, but then the important thing I'd remind people is this was not a description of an act that happened. Like sure, it could have. A lot of terrible things could have been done by kinksters if you wanna start sowing suspicion." "@TheSecretCallie If that's not what leads the conversation, it becomes completely indistinguishable from anti-BDSM purity nonsense. I really wish more people saw that. Unfortunately not everyone is as pro-kink as we might sometimes assume so it's no skin off their nose." "@Archaema But I think great care needs to be taken when explaining to someone (and anyone else listening) why their kink is harmful, without making it seem like they're suddenly a monster. So far I'm not seeing too much of that last part." @Archaema I agree. I also think it's also extremely important to have discussions about where the lines are drawn. "@maritronic9k You have no such thing. Dysphoria takes no prisoners and never listens to reason, though. I'm sorry. *offers hugs*" @Calliethulhu Huge same. @CookieCyboid aaaaaaaa omg cute!!! 😍💕💕💕 "@Calliethulhu But because of the nature of the accusations being thrown around, we're sticking our necks out for even saying what we have." "One more thing, though: I'm a little. There's another word people who hate me & want others to hate me could call me. There'd be nothing I could say to save me despite it being untrue. Food for thought." That's just about the most I can say without inviting a wave of torment for me because of the nature of the accusations being thrown (and I'm not even sure I've avoided that). Every single kink you have can be used against you. Please resist the urge to throw stones in the neighborhood of glass houses we're in. @CookieCyboid Is that an eternity collar? Mistress wants to put me in one as soon as we can afford one :3 @Djinnkitty @lisaquestions @JulieRei Big same :3 "@lisaquestions @JulieRei Last I cheeked straight trans people were in the minority, with bisexual trans people making up the majority. If anything we're making the straights queerer which you'd think they'd be on board with." @lisaquestions @JulieRei Especially given trans people in general tend to get queerer when we transition. I really have no patience for trans women who always feel the need to tell me that their 4ch*n experience was good for their transition whenever I talk about how awful that site is. Please just keep it to yourself. That's about as polite as I can be about this. @WesthaverEmily This is nothing more than a cis person openly admitting she thinks her kid being trans is the worst-case scenario. Everything she's saying screams that loud and clear. So I don't think she can be reasoned with. @WesthaverEmily She KNOWS that second one doesn't happen because she bragged about how she forced her kid NOT to take it. UGH. "@WesthaverEmily The argument makes less and less sense the more I think about it. She's either arguing that blockers like, feel really good so then the kid is like ""Gimme the real stuff"" Or she's saying doctors and evil parents like, tie their kids down and inject them with hormones???" "Hell, even as a trans woman this took a eureka moment early in my transition to realize: If you're asking for hormones (or, if you're under 18, blockers), THAT'S A REALLY BIG SIGN RIGHT THERE. I don't know how to tell cis people like this that cis kids don't ask for that." "I don't even know how to begin explaining to this women how completely backwards she has it. It's because these people convince themselves that doctors just prescribe blockers willy-nilly to any kids that asks? Even if that were true, WHY DID THE KID ASK? THINK ABOUT THAT. FUCK" @TransTwill Saaaaaaaame. I don't understand how telemarketers stay in business in a world where everyone has caller ID in their pocket. @ZJemptv I used to frequent 4ch*n. Thank fuck I transitioned only after I stopped going. I think when ContraPoints equated going there with self-harm she was right. I really hope every trans person who feels trapped by that community can one day escape. :/ @rozietoez I love the example of asking a cishet guy who says he uses dude as a gender neutral term how many dudes he's fucked. "Shot, chaser https://t.co/Er4eFitMM3" It's all a game to them. Luckily this one doesn't quite seem to understand how the game works. https://t.co/QU2WMWmEvc @MxSpoon @CaseyExplosion Yup! I know that'll work for me too if I can manage it. I used to be obsessed with seeing every MCU movie in theaters. Ant-Man & The Wasp I was too broke for. First time in a decade. And now I'm free. "I recall Bailey Jay estimated her tits were J cups after her most recent augmentation. That's a good start, is what I'm saying." I'm really pleased with how big my boobs have gotten so far but honestly we could go so much bigger. @GuildingLilly I mean do we even know what the bank was wearing? Wish I could sleep. I'm pretty sure by 6am it's considered an all-nighter :/ "@AnaMardoll I remember almost being suckered in by this grift. Even as a trans woman, I almost fell for it when I was much younger. This idea that even truly innocent men could be punished if we crossed some arbitrary line. In hindsight I don't understand why it was so easy to buy into." @CaseyExplosion Yes hello can we please do this in America I haven't been able to stop spending $40 during every Overwatch event. I have a (so far) complete skin collection which is why they have me hooked :/ "@MavenOfMayhem @WesthaverEmily As much as I wish this were the case (being the huge fan of ancient archosaurs that I am), half the human population is not, last I checked, comprised of pterosaurs. I think this guy is just a bigot with a cool fursona." What Woody Allen did is one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood yet there are still men who insist that false allegations are somehow ruining countless famous men's careers. It's not an allegation with Allen. We know he did it. And he's completely unscathed. Spider-Man worked with the cops in the recent popular PS4 game. Batman IS a cop and always has been. I don't care if you love Batman but this is not some new revelation. "This is the silliest goddamn take. Spider-Man might be a liberal that trusts too much in the system, but he's also a teenager. Batman is a wealthy, middle-aged white man who unquestioningly trusts & benefits from the prison system & the police. How is this even a comparison? https://t.co/AskapFTl2w" @gwen_no_fear sounds kinda gay tbh :3 "WoW was the first game I allowed myself to roll female characters in, so luckily despite having such old characters, they are all women which makes me very happy :3" "2 down, 11 more to go, with a combined 205 levels between them. I've been working on a ""Every class at max"" setup since Cataclysm. It might not look like it, but I'm the closest I've ever been. https://t.co/S2xMFR8cpp" "You can live you whole life not sleeping with any of us, WITHOUT being a transphobic bigot about it. It costs you nothing to try harder than not at all." "It would also be nice if you could internally analyze why exactly you think no trans person could EVER be attractive to you. All the while you can STILL completely avoid sleeping with trans people. I assure you, despite how I might make it look, it's actually easy to accomplish." "This issue is NOT an individual one. It's a societal one. YOU never have to sleep with a trans person. We're not asking that. We're asking you not to tell everyone you think ALL of us, literally MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, you could NEVER find sexually attractive.=" "But even my joke answer is apt: Don't worry, none of us want to sleep with you. And I mean that fully. The chances of YOU, QueenCourey, ever even getting a chance to sleep with one of us is slim to none. So why do you keep mentioning how not into us you are?" "My serious answer is we only feel entitled to the same courtesy as everyone else. When a minority of people have to deal with a majority telling them that they are unwanted, sight unseen, we usually call that bigotry." @AnneAfterDark also omg those are such nice tiddies! @AnneAfterDark I think I have some idea ;3 @QuestForTori I'll bring the snacks and stuffies :3 @squidlarkin Hatching eggs however is kinda the best thing ever :3 "Your child will never forgive you. They will cut you out of their life. And years later when you lament at the lost years you didn't get to experience with them, remember this: That pain you feel is only a small percentage of the lasting damage you did to your own child." "Now does all this matter when we have words like ""sapphic""? Possibly not. But it would be nice if younger lesbians and bisexual girls had more obvious, indisputable role models." "I just realized the phrase ""gold star"" is a loaded one and probably looks like an intentional joke on my part. It wasn't. Sorry. My point is it's really difficult to confirm a characters specific sexuality in a medium that hasn't even been allowed to say words like ""lesbian.""" (That second part is a reference to this earlier musing I had about the same topic) https://t.co/lDEHocinXS "Balancing bi erasure vs compulsive heterosexuality when talking about recent sapphic relationship in western animated television (namely Bubbline & Korrasami) is really tricky. Once again Steven Universe, you get a gold star here." "@capsule_169 oh fuck I'm not crying, you're crying! D:" @schadenfae oh g-gosh hello 😍 "@BoringNerdyKate Extremely Normal, Extremely Girl" @ZJemptv That's fitting given that every T*RF is literally Grand Moff Tarkin @AssumeACanOpenr RIGHT? In some cases there's just enough evidence to think that I might be onto something. "It's frustrating too because if I don't eat for long enough I eventually start feeling queasy, making it even harder to eat. I'm sharing all of this with Mistress and the rest of my queer family. I'm not letting devolve into something dangerous. But it is new and frustrating." "It's tempting to blame any major changes in my life on HRT. I used to stress eat. Now I stress don't eat. It hasn't happened for long enough for me to be TOO worried, but it's SO unusual for me that I'm wondering if a lack of T can do this? That can't be right, can it?" "@lisaquestions @Deathtothefilth I guess I mean in the ""real world"" (whatever that means at this point) people are less concerned with worrying over hypotheticals about who should be gatekept out of queer spaces. It seems like a uniquely internet problem from what I've seen." @Deathtothefilth @lisaquestions I think a lot of the worst parts of the ace discourse happen on Twitter & between ppl who think some amount of gatekeeping is okay in some extreme instances. It's all debating about hypotheticals. I don't believe it illustrates how the queer community at large deals with this. "My body, after being exposed to proper amounts of estrogen & progesterone: Why aren't you having babies?!!?? Me: I don't... even know how to answer that? My body: Will cramps help?" "@daggertrout It would also look crooked even if you followed the wall. Signed, someone with OCD who's had to deal with hanging posters in a world with walls and ceilings that aren't as perfectly aligned as they should be." @emuchaton remember when you thought you were a domme @MattyFranklyn hey yeah remember that one time Nintendo had a massive marketing push to compete with itself and everyone outside of Japan instantly forgot about it a year later that was weird @TrexPushups Cutie! I love that shirt! Can I retweet? (side note how am I just now noticing your awesome @ and why am I not already follow you? :P) "Oh and btw, since I know the difference can seem important to someone still figuring out their sexuality or gender: I consider ""want"" the same as ""need"" in this case. If there's a desire of any kind to be included with queer people, I'm willing to say that's something you need." "As a trans woman, I understand jumping through the hoops imposed by gatekeepers just to get to the thing *I* know I need. So it doesn't matter WHY you need it. Or why you think you need it. You're fighting to be included? You're welcome at the table. No questions asked." "And btw, I don't think any of that is deceptive. I'm just following the scenario to its logical conclusion to show everyone that it still doesn't hold up. My point is if you're jumping through hoops to be let into queer spaces, you've earned you place." "A lot of ace discourse on this hellsite revolves around this (often unspoken) idea of people who are ""merely"" ace ""sneaking into"" or ""invading"" queer spaces. If you feel the need to at all be deceptive in order to ""sneak"" your way into queer spaces, you probably NEED to be there" "@AdrienneCohea I don't want to lean to heavily on that angle tho because even if a bunch of ""merely"" demisexual people were ""invading"" queer spaces I'd still argue to let them in without question. Fuck gatekeeping, full stop." "@AdrienneCohea Something like that. Every demisexual person I know is also extremely queer by even the most strict definitions, so the whole ""What if they're JUST demisexual and want to invade our spaces?"" seems remarkably silly." "@SissaDreki I'm friends with some demisexual people, so I'm particularly pissed off this time. However, I like to think I'd still be saying this even if I had never met a demisexual person." "I'm not naming names. It's been several of you, that's why I finally said something. If I haven't blocked you, we're still cool. But seriously, at no point is it ever okay to discuss the validity or usefulness of a sexuality you don't have. I shouldn't have to explain why." "Please miss me with discussions of the validity of demisexuality. A lot of people I otherwise respect are taking time to analyze whether it's even ""useful"" to view sex and attraction in that way. The answer is: NEVER DO THAT WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S SEXUALITY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??" @Djw175 @Kalindlara oh gosh that sounds gay~ My body is finally starting to look a bit curvy and I'm extremely here for it tbh being a girl hecking rocks my tits this is exactly how it happened it's canon I Took These Little Blue Pills & Now I'm a Thirsty Gay Disaster grs be like gosh what if me and another girl just rubbed our tits together that wouldn't be gay would it @ButtGoblin666 good place to be tho hrt be like @dronkus23 truly the greatest of character arcs @emuchaton oh gosh that looks like it feels nice :3 "@GateGuardian87 @emuchaton LISTEN," @emuchaton so gay i didn't even type that right @emuchaton not to be huge a huge gay but that is a Huge Mood @SteampunkPenny Mistress & I were watching Voyager and just about died laughing from just this one shot https://t.co/8BWctUl71r @OKGoodreview @MattyFranklyn @toygrind Yep! It's how I'd like to buried tbh @MattyFranklyn @toygrind There is. I heard about it somewhere. You're buried in such a way in a forest that the intent is you'll decompose naturally. Way better for the planet than cemeteries. goals @fraw_f You should watch the third season! It's all dubbed on Netflix! same energy https://t.co/L8f3vlpizh @HedgeMom Right!? I feel like my tiddies cannot be stopped! @CookieCyboid I mean I'd probably be getting them for slut reasons to so that's good to know @CookieCyboid I bet you could find a fursuiter who'd do that for you. And it would probably be cheaper than most fursuits if you made it like pajamas! @CookieCyboid I love your new nip rings btw! 💕 @AlreadyTheRobot Thanks I grew them myself! :3 "Sethrak, Vulpera and Naga should all be playable races in WoW imo" No spoons today Only knives This ad was weird because the human player characters can't actually share a house in the game. "@ArmlessKittyfox It's harder for me to access it now. Probably for the better, but it definitely increases the difficulty level for a lot of things in life." "So I guess I don't fully know how much of this is the estrogen and how much is me finally healing and becoming a whole person, but these are ultimately good changes regardless. I want to keep fighting. Keep living. It's worth it to me now." Mixed up in all this is also the fact that blocking your T and increasing your E makes a lot of emotions... deeper. Like an ocean. There's this sense that I could drown and I really have to concentrate and breathe in order to stop it from taking me with it. "What my mind wants to do when stress levels peal is disconnect again. Let me be a zombie. Then there's no pain. The problem is there's no happiness that way either. Transitioning has kinda forced me to live in the present, and I need to develop new tools to deal with that." "Ironically enough that's why I know transitioning is doing what it's supposed to. It also confirms pretty much without a doubt that I was using dissociation to cope with my dysphoria, anxiety & depression for over a decade, even though I didn't know that's what I was doing." Been thinking about this and how it relates to the fact that over the past year or so I've had some of the worst panic attacks of my life. I get into this headspace where I just want to escape. Like this sense that if I just ran somewhere I could somehow outrun the anxiety. @FroyoBaggins I get upset and close to tears just looking at their names in my follower list so I'm gonna not so that There are so many gross dudes following me on Instagram and I never even post there I might just delete the app "@Calliethulhu No, she's a domme, easy mistake to make." @SquaredOmega oh gosh please do! @MagsVisaggs FLCL and SU would have to be in my top 3 as well. @SonicGurl98 The paltry amount of lives and shitty save system took the wind out of my sails for that game. I can only restart an entire level so many times. @JesskaNightmare big mood @OrionPax4217 jfgdsagkjlfskgalgrnlsslfk "oh gosh 72 sapphic girls like my tits way to make me a flustered, stammering gay, y'all" Jen is visiting one of her girlfriends and will be gone for two weeks. First night without her and I already miss her too much :/ "@Jennimason0990 @Waffliesinyofac I mean, I'm a 24/7 live-in pet for my Mistress @SteampunkPenny, so what do you think? :P" @TrexPushups Oof I'm sorry! Take solace in the fact that more pain translates to bigger baps ;3 "Someone go back in time and tell 18-year-old me that she's got the genes to have big, sensitive tits if she stops fucking around, admits to herself she's trans and gets on HRT." @Jennimason0990 Honestly I'm WAY more interested in having mine groped :3 That's another thing that's different post-transition and it's one of my favorites! "It's so weird to look back and realize this, but evidently 100% of my love of boobs pre-transition was just latent dysphoria. Boobs are still great now that I have my own, but they don't turn me on the way they used to." Having boobs fucking rocks @cengagebag @Estrus_flask Or Nebula @gwen_no_fear @arnellerose you'll have to show me sometime~ :3 @Captain_V_Smith @petercoffin working on it! @bunnarchist uwu noooooo WoW sub ends in 14 hours D: @petercoffin As a polyamorous lesbian it brings me great joy to throw a wrench in the incel worldview simply by existing. @gwen_no_fear That's the one I'm watching! :3 Now to play this on repeat until I have some extra money for the album lol "@MOOMANiBE LISTEN, you're right" HRT update: My ass is out of control Like seriously I had an ass growth spurt This is a very good thing :3 @emuchaton emu you keep making these when i'm broke D: @cosmicdicks https://t.co/zfRDBT9JoX @gwen_no_fear (also I like you too~ 😘) @gwen_no_fear o m g I had to google that I've never heard this song before but it is EXACTLY my jam and the music video is ADORABLE "@cosmicdicks oh gosh please do! I'm sensitive enough to orgasm through just nipple play :3 HRT is really, really magic lol" "Who wants to see some bare-ass titties? Mute this thread if you'd rather not, like this tweet if you'd like to see a nsfw HRT update :3" "@lisaquestions ""Rightwing and altright people deserve a platform too"" Counterpoint: No they don't. Just suppose for a moment that conservative viewpoints were completely bereft of value beyond the interests of the 1%. How would that look different from what we have now?" @HeckingJen that is a sexy and very queer haircut :3 ps if you ever see me in public I'd be overjoyed if you said hi 💕 @Nyxfears A month in I could feel the difference in my brain. Like a fog had been lifted. It basically removed any lingering doubt that I was trans. @ZJemptv Well I'll keep that in mind then! :3 "@ZJemptv That tweet made me think what I'd do if I saw you or another Twitter mutual in a Walmart and I decided I'd probably stress over if I should say anything then ultimately regret not doing so for the rest of the day, lol." I love how dinosaur-flavored #BattleForAzeroth is :3 https://t.co/QWkM71vBTR @Estrus_flask Funny how so many cishet white techbros are so cool with compromise. I love goblins so much https://t.co/Dm0yG9OVND @ButtGoblin666 I like the darker background! "@ValnarDragoness It's one of my favorites for sure! I love that two of my favorite fantasy franchises, WoW and MtG, have both spoiled me with Aztec dinosaurs 💕" @ZJemptv Probably wants to rapidly obtain HRT @CookieCyboid @Kitty_Squeakle As a fellow subby slut who is extremely easy to get off: 😍💕💦💕 "@DarkSunMorrigan Well, specifically ""Flopping my massive frog belly, killing hundreds instantly"" is what I was calling lewd, but the numbers are also extremely lewd now that you mention it :3" @BuniDoom https://t.co/MF28KFzj5A @perfectsIumbers all those numbers~ extremely rare footage of my gross-ass voice lol only the best #BattleForAzeroth content for my followers https://t.co/JvZzPSpaUb when i see the girlcock https://t.co/8eMmrQlxtt @ButtGoblin666 this is a shirt I've been desperately in need of thank you @CHUDsMckenzie Yep! It's the Horde's capital city in Battle for Azeroth :3 "The city's abundant use of stairs & the current lack of flying in the area means that you often have to navigate how to get to certain areas by feel, finding stairs that snake around in thew building in really satisfying ways. A lot of care went into this city & it shows." "Things are laid out in such a way that I find myself flying back and forth throughout the city quite often, but I don't really mind and it's really only between two flight points for the most part." I really love the layout of Dazar'alor. There's an incredible sense of scale (feels like the biggest capital city in the game but I could be wrong) but the abundant flight points make it easy to get around. Also just really well-laid out in general. https://t.co/G0gpi6tSRw "@ZJemptv Cis people are always so surprised when we lay out such basic, transparently obvious stuff about being trans. We're not making outrageous claims when we talk about our oppression. Even observant cis people could easily see that if they tried." "@ZJemptv Like most things invented by transphobes, they have no idea how hilariously wrong they sound. No, that is not even remotely comparable to my experience with trans women, and I know a *lot* of trans women." @CookieCyboid @Kitty_Squeakle aaaaaaaaa forced orgasms are so mean but so amazing~ 😍💦 @BoringNerdyKate legendary Leveling through Zandalar is pretty fun as a demon hunter 💕 #BattleForAzeroth https://t.co/NPDsv1wLYo "@HRTMadeMeABat You're the cutest goddamn couple ever, I swear :3" @TheLadyRaine omg cute! :3 @emuchaton @BoringNerdyKate Yeah I hear that's kind of her thing :P (also that's hot) @transwitchlexi His name literally rhymes with twink @Anarcho_Vampire They did it's called Star Trek we don't want him @trgrrl https://t.co/Y3tCI8cg4Q @princessproto speaking truth to power on twitter dot com "Additionally, the autonomy of people with uteruses is always scrutinized when they even HINT at the idea that they might *gasp* not have babies! People put a lot of creepy importance on uteruses while expressly ignoring the needs of the uterus owner. Again, deliberate." "Teenage girls might be one of the most hated, least trusted demographics of all time. We hate their music, books, movies, anything marketing directly to them. As a society we constantly make jokes about how silly we think they are. Again, this was deliberate." """Teenage girls"" is provoking. It's taking advantage of the baked-in misogyny and transphobia of their readers. You could just say ""teenagers"" like the tweet linking it does. But ""teenager girls"" preys on any latent bigotry you might hold. This was deliberate." """Teenage girls"" in the title. Complete disregard for the autonomy of trans people IN. THE. TITLE. This level of dehumanization is horrifying and sadly way too common." "@Calliethulhu Believing that one needed to have dysphoria to be trans is what kept me in the closet for over a decade, and once I started transitioning I found I had dysphoria anyway. There is literally no logic whatsoever in that myth and its prevalence is actively harming trans people." @ButchPuppy These are both equally wholesome tbh "@emuchaton @hypnokittymaid I've noticed this too and I think she's overdue for some bullying, frankly." "Me at 25, four years before transitioning: I've finally figured out how to manage my crippling anxiety! Narrator's voice: Kat had discovered dissociation." @ZJemptv https://t.co/ufuNLZ1YmC This is by far their best Blizzcon skin to date and will honestly probably force me to play way more Sombra lol "@SteampunkPenny In a house full of lesbians whose favorite soda is Squirt: Mistress: Could you get me a Squirt and a slice of pie? Me: You want me to squirt in your pie? Mistress: Yes, squirt in my pie!" Jen had a bit too much pot at once and had to lay on the desk :3 💕💕💕 @norintha https://t.co/hIpYf9TqL2 @FinalBossFemme And to any cis lesbians that do the same: 😍💕💦💦💕 @AnalComrade @emuchaton wow this was all extremely gay i approve 💕💕💕💕 "(btw even if you were consistent and seriously believed that even cis kids can't know their gender before 18, you'd still be a weird fuck that needs to stay far away from raising any children, but at least you wouldn't be an obvious bigot)" "If you think trans kids can't know their own gender before the age of 18 but you also support gender reveal parties, you're a transphobe." "Like, congrats on being not only a disgusting fuck, but a hilariously ridiculous one at that?" @HRTMadeMeABat Omg what a homophobic possum! D:< "Oh wait I thought it was just a fear of leaving the house. I guess there's no ""effectively"" about it, I literally have agoraphobia. Cool. https://t.co/FVTIhH1fZG" "@CookieCyboid Sometimes I'm braver than I give myself credit for. I've been known to occasionally glare at gawkers. Usually I don't have the spoons for it, but when I do it's usually effective and always entertaining." "I'm still proud of being trans. I like the community it's given me, and honestly I feel kinda special. There aren't many trans people in the world, after all. But nevertheless, it can undeniably suck at times." I miss being the kind of invisible one can only achieve by being perceived as a cishet white guy. Society's treatment of trans people has effectively given me agoraphobia and made me uncharacteristically shy around new people. It sucks. "@AliceAvizandum I was just yesterday grappling with the realization that society's treatment of trans people has effectively given me agoraphobia so, big mood." "@AliceAvizandum That's, um, a lot to unpack." Who is Zarya? @CookieCyboid Literally rolling out of bed like a bisexual icon "@ChosenOfAshurha As a recent recipient of boobs, I'm forced to concur :P" "@CaseyExplosion I have no idea how many recovering T*RFs are willing to stop fighting me on the fact that I'm a woman (and not simply trying to adopt a shitty, privileged ""live and let live"" philosophy), but I'd really like to hope it's the majority." "@CaseyExplosion However the part I can't budge on is the fundamental disagreement we have with transphobes: I am a woman. If like in the linked example a de-radicalized T*RF is still talking about ""women's spaces"" & implying my issue is I simply hate gender norms, she can fuck right off forever." "@CaseyExplosion If I met a T*RF that genuinely wanted out & I somehow knew they really meant it, I'd be there for them. As a trans woman, part of the horror of T*RFs is how awful it feels to have fellow women turn their backs on you. I would never want to needlessly contribute to that feeling." "@ponettplus This is the queerest, most satisfying display of games I think I've ever seen :3" Mirage is a trans guy now. No take-backsies This is almost certainly the result of a lot of unprocessed emotions caused by recent awful events in my life that I still can't go into detail about. At some point said emotions will be processed and this too shall pass. Well it's 4:37am. We're well into insomnia territory. "@WilloIllo I feel like if it was that tight it'd be visibly squishing her boobs though. Add I don't doubt there being a reference, it's just that it was viewed with gravity pointing in the opposite direction. It all looks fine, otherwise." "Side note: I haven't really been interested in DC since New 52 + Batman V Superman killed my love of that brand, so I'm not sure how recent this is, but I'm really glad they dumped that awful ""peel"" logo." "My thought process looking at Wonder Woman there: ""Boobs don't do that. Is her costume just that molded and stiff? Why isn't any of that shifting even a tiny bit?"" Also I guess a monster is there. But more importantly can someone help me figure out WW's antigravity boobs? https://t.co/2yG75RnKih" "@CaseyExplosion No but seriously this is M*msnet all over again except it's even funnier because rather than feminists being chased away by bigots, it's bigots being chased away by bigger bigots and somehow acting surprised by it." "@CaseyExplosion Oh how awful for them to have their progressive, left-leaning community get infiltrated by far right ideology. Who could have seen this coming? https://t.co/ooZfWCMJ5V" "@roachsoap72 @invisiblemoose @veneficaultrix @anitasarkeesian I don't have the mental or emotional energy to explain to you why I, a gay trans woman, does not want Boogie of all fucking people @'ed in my notifications. You apparently aren't aware of how awful he is, but @'ing him is still not necessary. I have him blocked, but still." @trgrrl That's true! :O "Alright, found it. I created Tazztok on October 25, 2010! 💕" @starisms_nsfw Thank you!! O M G I knew Figma was doing an orange Inkling girl figure but I didn't know they were also making a TWO PACK WITH TWO INKLING GIRLS AAAAAAAA 💕💕💕 https://t.co/WEwpEWP8m0 @emuchaton I hit that a year ago and I'm still too nervous to get one >_> Is there a way to know when you first rolled a toon in WoW? I know I first created my main Tazztok in late 2009 I think but I wish I could be sure. "@terraevelyn69 I was! I'm a notorious stoner, nice to meet you 💕" "@Waspshot23 Oh, interesting! Yeah, I hadn't heard of that. Cool!" @Waspshot23 I remember the individually packed ones! They were a part of the 2008 Universe Special Edition line with Dragstrip and Overkill! The 4 of them ended up in closeout stores in the states which is how I got 'em. @Calliethulhu I've had a few of my tweets get posted there and yeah it's pretty flattering 💕 Just saw a guy wearing a DARE shirt walking out of a pot shop "@Calliethulhu This thread resonates so much with me. 29 years and not once did it feel like dysphoria was present at all, much less killing me. Looking back though, that's exactly what was happening." "@lisaquestions @madigan_lily That should say ""female friend."" Fuck I did the one thing I tell people never to do: Use ""female"" as a noun. I meant it as an adjective but I accidentally a word. My bad." @lisaquestions That is a list whose existence will only cause harm. The fuck. "The victims have to go through *worse* That's why honest, caring people focus their concern on the victims first and foremost. Good to know that Norm is neither of those things." "@lisaquestions @madigan_lily Raise your hand if back when you were an egg you ever talked to your friends about how you might prefer being a girl only to have that one female chime in with ""Well you wouldn't want a uterus, trust me!"" And then, perhaps only in your head, you replied with, ""Yes, I would.""" I had a really rough night last night that I can't go into detail about right now but it's translated into a very rough next day so please go easy on me. I'll try not to purposely post anymore threads that invite arguments. Sorry. "@machtackle I personally don't have a desire to display them this way, but Arcee and Chromia exist and could totally be legs. I get your frustration. I feel it too." "Hey Glinner, 2005-era 4ch*n wants their meme back Jesus Christ" I feel called out and I'd liked to lodge a formal complaint @machtackle Oh lol that's the worst of both worlds wow @machtackle Wait they are? The combiner parts are the reason I can't really enjoy Moonracer. She's way too clunky and back-heavy :/ A tragedy in two acts Can someone please stop the cishets from doing this every goddamn time https://t.co/aHZWvcogtz Pregnant lesbians: Fuck yeah have you been reading my fan fiction? Pregnant ladies that could be bi or pan but let's face it a bunch of cishet people make this show so probably heterosexual: Eh. I pay attention to wlw ships even for shows I don't watch and the fact that they put her with Percedal and not Amalia is kinda upsetting tbh "I had only heard about Wakfu through osmosis from my days on 4chan's comics & cartoons board, so I know just enough to be surprised that Evangelyne looks pregnant in this screenshot. Even Jen, who's seen some of the series, was confused when I pointed that out. https://t.co/EhpeYBjTCD" stoner lesbians exert a powerful energy @AliceAvizandum fuckin mood @thirstypupgirl I've never been in a cage so I'm super jealous! :3 @thirstypupgirl oh gosh that sounds amazing~ @squidlarkin Same. @floofyfluff Ornithischians are widely understood to be the cutest dinosaurs. It's just science. "@squidlarkin If I were cis, I'd be way more butch. A lot (though not all) of the femininity I put up with is solely to avoid being misgendered." @princessproto @squidlarkin quite possibly the biggest mood of them all @SJWMEGATRON I feel unclean just from reading the title what the actual fuck @ButtGoblin666 Aaaaaaaaaa so happy for you!! You deserve it 💕💕💕 @aliceincamera This is line textbook brat it's adorable @Triskitten Aaaaaaaa same I love it so much :3 @BoringNerdyKate Same except replace Craigslist boy with Twitter trans girls :3 @theforgedserket Wow if this collection isn't #goals 😍 @Sabriality Omg I've noticed that my games are usually pretty non-toxic... is it worse somehow for new players? (For context I've been playing since release) "@FlaredFeline I totally get it, tho I have something of an oral fixation myself >_>" "Hot take but partsforming is fun as hell, actually" @CookieCyboid No but for real as an occasional art snob I'll sign off on this "@CookieCyboid Mood, tbh" @lewd_luna_kitty Same~ :3 "@lilah_sturges Sometimes, yeah >_> Listen it's not my fault trans girls are unbelievably cute." "@AliceAvizandum Glinner is an unrealistic, exaggerated caricature of a TERF that no one would or should believe is a real human being." "@squidlarkin PIV I can somehow manage but I've had to establish a ""No hands, no mouth"" rule for my girldick. It's really frustrating too because it's still a sex organ and in the heat of the moment there's a definite desire to be touched, but when I am I'm hit hard by dysphoria every time now" @lewd_luna_kitty She LOVES pets :3 I love my weird cat 💕 https://t.co/Az6imOb85p My boobs have had one hell of a growth spurt recently. They're getting kinda conical but honestly I think torpedo tits are hot af so I'm into it. "@CaseyExplosion @AraAraLadyGrey Wait, that's... that's not what that tweet means?" Oh nooooooooo these titties keep growing and stretching out my shirts~ Wearing one of my old guy shirts as a pajama top and DAMN my tits are poppin! https://t.co/dQPX5F9iBI @rCharlotteSmith why is this not already your banner @emuchaton immense mood @emuchaton tired and gay the battle cry of a generation "@lisaquestions We're only as ""obsessed"" with genitals when TERFs are. We bring that to the table because they constantly do. It's the pot calling the SILVERWARE black. Insisting your opponents have traits in common with you despite that not being the case. Creationists like to do this too." @lisaquestions That last bit in the parentheses is particularly (and I suspect intentionally) aggravating. It's that special kind of frustration you get when a bully times his harassment in such a way that the teacher only sees you defending yourself and assumes you're the aggressor. "@stressbianism Eternal, unending mood." "No other genre does this. Aside from WoW, every MMO is just (rightly) assumed to be on life support from the word go. Because even if private servers swoop in to save it, the number of players, an integral part of the MMO experience, is never a guarantee." "I know that even if I personally had played Wildstar non-stop since its release, it would still likely be shutting down., but nevertheless I still feel weirdly guilty about any MMO that I had been meaning to return to that shuts down." THICC YEEN I hate that MMOs have to shut down. I was just talking about Wildstar last week. The model is only sustainable for WoW and that legitimately sucks. I think this is the universe telling me I should stop putting off playing more of The Old Republic. https://t.co/HvE3ZR0XB6 oh damn I didn't know they updated the beetle model! :O https://t.co/8Ud0uh4R1M @OneLameShark One of the few Armada toys I owned back in the day! I've often thought about re-acquiring him. @emuchaton huge mood "Most tops are pretty popular, being in such high demand *nods*" "Okay, so I misremembered. I can change it to a 25 person raid on my own outside the raid, but 10 person and 25 person raid bosses share the SAME lockout. So I screwed myself for no reason. Oh well. It resets Tuesdays as always." @cathexing Anything above 85 should help. @cathexing I'll hit you up later today when I'm ready to go for it <3 @ArinaArtemis__ God's love is not love. @CookieCyboid Basically how I feel. @CookieCyboid Right?? I'm PRETTY sure this will work but it's been years since I gamed the system for an old raid so I might be misremembering. If anyone with a WoW subscription would like to group with me so I can tell the Firelands that we're a 25 person raid so I can get more eternal flame faster for my mage staff I'd appreciate it. The only catch is we need to stay grouped while I quickly 1-shot the entire raid. @AngryNerdBird I've been quoting that movie for 23 years. It's so goddamn good. @NeitherNora Probably! But I meant like when he assumed it was made of plastic. That would melt real nice in a microwave and be more entertaining than cutting it auth scissors. when a good tweet of mine gets retweeted by a mutual with 10k+ followers https://t.co/xkSs3nR6JY ps if you microwave or firecracker a rose tico toy we can't be friends "Also, why on earth was your first idea *scissors*? Cutting through an action figure with scissors would be possible, but would probably be a significant (and not very entertaining) struggle. Why not like a microwave or a firecracker or something? How unimaginative can you get?" @ChaKatKimber One of the /silly jokes references it a comedy in 3 acts https://t.co/AQQa58LP9T @ChaKatKimber AN ILLUSION!! What are you hiding?! (I played so much goddamn Legion lol) all I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *click* *cash register noise* cut my dick off Magic elf slut armor obtained! https://t.co/K1bhLhSC39 "@cassiecutie4 I'm a little scared too. I'll be even more scared in the days leading up to it, I bet. But like... I need this. I wish I didn't, but I do. I need it more with each passing month." Is there a way I can physically set fire to my deadname because I feel like that would be immensely healing for me "Mistress takes such good care of me, though. She made sure to add ""But if could please call her Kat"" which the cop respected. Still was a rough several minutes." "Mistress got pulled over tonight while scrapping because the van doesn't have a front plate. We didn't get ticketed, but because I didn't bring my ID I had to verbally deadname myself which was really hard. Had to fight back tears." Obviously there are millions of people out there who love having dicks but I seriously cannot at all relate. There is nothing about owning a girldick that I find appealing and I really need this thing to be gone. @Calliethulhu I didn't have genital dysphoria until I was about 6 months on HRT. Dysphoria is so weird. @Crommunist @ZJemptv I was gonna say. Best Aqua song. "@emuchaton ""Wholesome""" @Princesspony78 Omg cute! :3 @Princesspony78 Sure! :3 @emuchaton such aura pup girls have a powerful aura @Calliethulhu Huh. Well that's definitely simpler. Just passing through Legion anyway. I'm already 103 on this character and I still don't have that talent tree for my artifact weapon. Did... did they take that feature out? https://t.co/SOg2HQqsgB @princessproto Omg are you visiting her? :O @emuchaton o m g emu do u realize how gay that sounds??? @HRTMadeMeABat I tried adding that name and it didn't work o.o "@emuchaton subs that think they're dommes but slowly succumb to being subby sluts are cute as hell, actually" @emuchaton that's what i'm SAYING "Working on D․Va's Nano Cola Challenge, figure it's only fitting to wreck face as my girl D․Va while doing it 💕🐰💕 https://t.co/YQVHiM2gdK" @ZJemptv ah yeah i love hormone doping it up smoking like 3 hormones at once @XylariaVG I connected my account and watched for like 4 hours :/ why do girls smell so unbelievably good it's so unfair "@emuchaton @Calliethulhu so unfair that sweaty cuties aren't shoving all our faces in their armpits, frankly" "Welp, now they just use ads that aren't tweets so you can't block them. Guess I should've seen this coming. https://t.co/sp4X9ClSL7" @Calliethulhu @emuchaton eternal mood @Calliethulhu @emuchaton probably for the best *nods* @Calliethulhu listen just @ me next time When do I get the DVa sprays for watching one of those special Twitch streams? @TheLadyRaine cum is pretty good tho @transwitchlexi are your programmers okay o.o "@TwippingVanilla It was narrated by Widowmaker. She tells us the story through her eyes and at the end, she wins. Narratively speaking she's the hero of the story." "@Archaema I can understand not everyone accepting this, but for me I believe them when they say they want narrative reasons to show queerness (like the Christmas comic) 1/2" "@TwippingVanilla Also keep in mind we have yet to have a short where the protagonist is Tracer, despite her showing up in two shorts. Having a romantic one with her an Emily I think would be amazing." @TwippingVanilla We could get duplicates if they prioritized actually showing the queer representation they promised. But I would be okay with doing it for one of the characters who doesn't have a short yet like Mercy. "I have no idea if anyone at Blizzard knows how overtly queer Overwatch feels for so many of its queer fans, but they struck an aesthetic goldmine if they want to appeal to us." @Xombin This is my new favorite meme. "Blizzard's Overwatch shorts might be short but they all have narrative arcs and it would not be difficult to have one with an expressly romantic, and more importantly queer narrative. They could give us more than just gorgeous animation (and it *IS* gorgeous) https://t.co/MkkvjhDXCQ" @HeckingJen @TheLadyRaine oh gosh that sounded way gayer than i intended that NEVER happens lol @HeckingJen @TheLadyRaine i'm sorry to reveal all of our gay subby secrets but it was the only way @TheLadyRaine @HeckingJen get her like really flustered that might work "@Kate_Bunni Even if this is just a case of Jack changing his mind, it's still a good thing to see." So somehow Jack was overruled. This is a good precedent to see. @Cookie_2nd @ghoulsNgoats It shows 💕 "@carrots_smith maybe a lot of the anarchist community is pretty toxic. there's a reason i don't put ""anarchist"" in my bio." "@LittleEmmyBee @rCharlotteSmith LISTEN," @CookieCyboid There's something irresistibly wholesome about this pic. "@carrots_smith Come to the dark side, Charlotte~" @L0VEWIRE @SteampunkPenny I was told this is a 21st birthday party and I have no reason to assume otherwise ;3 "@PennyOaken Pretty much. But it's fun to express my inner conflict. I'm far enough away from masculinity that I can half-jokingly flirt with it from afar and have fun doing it. The ""frustration"" can be fun. I am a sub, after all :P" @Pan64820186 Mine's cooler tho because I'm already hella gay 😎 "Boys can, regrettably, be sometimes kinda hot I guess." @CareBearCase oh no! *offers hugs* "Me, apparently describing my sexuality: It says no BOYS. We're allowed to like one. https://t.co/2q7fpLa3JR" "Me: *tweets about being a lesbian* Mutual, who's a boy: *posts cute selfie* Me: stOP" @dronkus23 oh gosh you're pretty cute >_> All sexualities are valid but when I think about how gay I am it makes me extremely happy~ 💕 Being gay is the best imo @ZJemptv Pictured: Someone who loves the taste of transphobes' boots @ModelOmega_ (also my permission shouldn't matter but it's funny to pretend it does) @ModelOmega_ (pssssst as one of The Lesbians I give you full permission to use that word to refer to yourself whenever you feel like it applies to you <3) @ChaKatKimber The human body is weird tbh @emetobot That's definitely a mood. :/ @CRTgirl While constructing my letter for HRT my therapist asked about sex-related stuff and at the time I was feeling practically ace about sex in general but I mentioned I like fantastical porn like furry porn and stuff. So my HRT letter mentions furry porn because of that. DX @sophaskins omg this tweet showed up on my timeline and I don't know who you are but I'm still do happy for you! <3 <3 <3 "@ChaKatKimber Oh gosh I guess I was disassociating for at least some of that. That might explain it. It's funny, it's not like I don't disassociate anymore (in fact when I do it's weird because I can feel it happening), but it does seem like it's a tool I have less access to in general." @ChaKatKimber It's really weird! Like I knew I might cry more or that emotions might feel stronger on HRT but I wasn't prepared to have my entire psyche altered in this way. When I get overwhelmed with anxiety I often just shut down. Before HRT I just... powered through I guess? @ChaKatKimber I have the same thing (both with anxiety and flirting) but weirdly it didn't manifest until after I started HRT. I think T kind of dulled large portions of my psyche without me knowing it. In hindsight I guess it made some small things easier but of course overall it was bad. @ButtGoblin666 *searches* I'm following them it looks like. They said something silly but they're also a fellow little so of course people are pouncing on it. Little stuff can't enter the discourse. Any constructive discourse gets drowned out by people screaming about pedos. "@trgrrl Is that like... a sub where you pick the toppings? A sub that you top, if you will?" @ButtGoblin666 Why did they @ you? They're acting like you follow that person? @kroati1 huh? o.o @gnollvalue That might work! I dropped the resolution and it seems like it's running better already. Hopefully I remember to reset all those settings later lol "@AliceAvizandum Literally add ""It's bad"" to any statement about my dick and I'm pretty sure it'd be accurate." I'm planning on getting every last one of these sprays but my internet can't handle playing Overwatch PLUS streaming Overwatch Twitch streams so right now I'm just watching footage that makes me wanna play real bad when I can't lol https://t.co/ubnbgR0sGZ @MaraAlis Yep! Cheese Sandwich was the character's name. That's his character on the poster I drew <3 @transwitchlexi LISTEN I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH A HUMILIATION KINK THIS ISN'T FAIR @transwitchlexi th-this is bullying! >.< "@maritronic9k I was obsessed with Digimon too, lol" @rCharlotteSmith I'd stop! (at like 3 or 4 >_>) @MaraAlis And I love UHF! I made a pony parody of its poster back in 2014 <3 https://t.co/1BrV2WlhBQ "@MaraAlis Polkamon! For years this was only available on the Pokemon The Movie 2000 album, but I assume they included it in that massive box set from a couple years ago. https://t.co/Ar5VPW1cnL" "@JesskaNightmare @rozietoez It's also handy if you preemptively block chain a person's followers of you wanna dunk on them without having their cronies pile on I'll often tell people: Hey, I blocked all your followers, this talk is just between us now, and half the time they just stop engaging. It's great." @rCharlotteSmith Also of course I wouldn't look into her eyes what kind of accusation is that >/////> "Aaaaaaaa someone I admire on Twitter went into an old thread I linked in a reply and commented! And like, her comment continued the nice conversation! Just a really sweet gesture 💕" @emuchaton @rCharlotteSmith Oh gosh what a harsh Mistress~ @MagsVisaggs I discovered Metric around the time I started transitioning too! Them and The Sounds both have similar feelings in my mind because of that. @rCharlotteSmith @SilicateWitch Awwww! Cute :3c "@rCharlotteSmith @tDarkchylde I mean, who among us wouldn't tho" @rCharlotteSmith CHARLOTTE THIS IS MAIN @flowercrownderg @rCharlotteSmith Gmcjcggffcjdjcjsskgljnofystdjecufkgk "This isn't Liliana's best card but fuck if it doesn't have the best art of her. First it's ""Sup bitch, I'm your only hope"" then it's P U R P L E and I want both of these framed on my wall omg https://t.co/7exkyPQnpQ" @NoLapIsSafe @Triskitten honestly same <_< @SteampunkPenny cw roadkill Mistress encountered this scene on the ground in a parking lot during a scrap run tonight. Did... did it drink the rockstar? https://t.co/nyo3OKxHJQ @AmazonChique @Samwitch11 I winced just from reading that aaaaaa D: @vmbellamy I hope so too. I'm assuming you had a bad experience? @emuchaton Oh~! @transwitchlexi Omg happy birthday!! 🎉🎂🎉 @vmbellamy Oh hey you live in the same town I do that never happens! @emuchaton @Calliethulhu 💦💦💦💦💦 💦💦💦💦💦 💦💦💦💦💦 💦💦💦💦💦 https://t.co/MusQDEFaaw @SixArmedSweater @SuccubusAndrea Yeah I know about the rumors. I'm a local. :P I figured it was either them poking fun at themselves or a clever photoshop. @SuccubusAndrea @SixArmedSweater Is... Is that real? @princessproto SO valid. UNF. @rCharlotteSmith someone was a bad girl :3c "@l1quidcryst4l The ONE time when a cis person saying ""I have trans friends"" is actually helpful. This is super sweet." "@TimonicWulfgar That's definitely very kind of you, but I will say something like ""Oh man"" wouldn't hurt as much for me personally since it's not calling me a man. It's almost used more like a curse word in that context, eg ""Oh damn"" Regardless though it can't hurt to try different words." @SapphicEllyCat Feeling pretty called out. Anyway all this is to say that this is a subtweet and I thought for a good minute or two whether or not to BLOCK the person that said it. That's how taken aback I was. Don't try that word with me. "Basically I'm relating this to how I used these before I knew I was trans. Guys: I and everyone I knew meant this as ""more than 1 person regardless of gender"" Dude: Rarely said toward a girl, but not unheard of. Man: Never used for a girl. Ever." """Dude"" and ""guys"" I understand are used by people reflexively. I still think everyone should work towards using terms like that less, but I still get why that's hard. But ""man""? Said in relation to a trans woman? As in a synonym for dude? That's ALWAYS gendered." @AidynCX2 If you could refrain from using male-gendered words like that in relation to me I'd appreciate it. "They made the announcement last December, so I just really wasn't paying attention. It looks like even their website's defunct so I might just be out $75." I preordered a Yooka-Laylee statue almost a year ago and only just now found out the company making it went defunct and wasn't able to fulfill any of their orders. @AliceAvizandum Thanks I'm calling mine stress balls from now on @ReadingRidley One of my favorite side effects of HRT! :3 @BreeMizore sapphictransgirls.jpg "I've officially been added to the ""surgical interest queue"" for GRS that Denver Health is gonna start doing next year! Just got the confirmation email today. Not a surgery date by any means, but it's a major step! For the first time it really feels like this is happening!" @ReadingRidley Return of Urza! @ZJemptv @Baronesa1980 This screenshot is such an important part of queer culture @emuchaton try not to cum all over your face this time "@Cynon44 Yes, it does. Do you understand my point though?" @Cynon44 I know adults play it. I was playing it before kids found it en masse. But you have to admit that the annals of history will probably view Minecraft as comparable to something like Pokemon: Adults play it but it's squarely a kids' franchise at this point. "@Cynon44 Yeah but Notch was not thinking ""I'm gonna make the next big franchise for kids."" Kids made it their franchise on their own. Which is cool and weird." @transwitchlexi @lisaquestions Constantly 💕💕💕 "Btw I'm not, like, bothered that kids love Fortnite. I'm a little bit bothered that that game was in development for so long that Giant Bomb used to made jokes about it, and adding a PUBG mode somehow made it one of best selling games ever. But I don't care if kids love it." "And I get that all the games I listed are colorful (even FNaF-- the main characters, scary or not, are basically Disney characters). It makes sense that kids gravitated to it. It just feels odd in a very unique way. Kids find media completely differently in the 21st century." Like say what you will about Pokemon and Transformers but at least the creators of those expressly sought out a younger audience. "Much like with Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy's and Angry Birds, there's this weird feeling I get when kids suddenly latch so fully onto a video game that wasn't intended for them. Of course I'm talking about Fortnite." @maritronic9k @TrexPushups *hugs* @TrexPushups As a trans woman who's famously into dinosaurs: Same. @daggertrout I am lol The creator of that comic now has a Twitter and you should all follow her. @Samwitch11 "Untreated note but by FAR the most obnoxious thing my phone will do is get it in its head that I MUST have meant a different word than I typed. I typed bit, it autocorrected to but, I fixed it and moved on, then tweeted it, only to now see it ""fixed"" it again." @sarlichanx I just found it on my in what a weird coincidence! Thank you though! "As if I wasn't crying already, then the but about the dinosaurs has to hit home and make me cry even harder 💕 Y'all should read this." @daggertrout Clothes are a scam tbh @phyphor @Transrealities @abigailb Oooh neat! :3 "@daggertrout I mean, my assumption is a lot of cis boys got mad but I haven't looked in the comments." @ButchPuppy It's definitely something I was aware of. Had no idea it made THAT much of a difference tho :P "@MagsVisaggs A year later in the summer of 1999 is when I first remember wishing I was a girl. I was 12. I suspect I thought about it before then too, but I don't remember much from then. And yeah, this comic made me cry. Thank you for posting it.   https://t.co/xP0XdMLwCA" (Both of us are making slightly different points but I just thought the disparity between likes & retweets was really funny) "Okay, message received, I'll use pictures next time :P https://t.co/L6Jds8FZ2y" @squidlarkin Oh gosh this has me hooked. Thank you! @MagsVisaggs I hope I get to read it one day! 💕 @MagsVisaggs I was recently wondering if such a story exists anywhere. I'd love to read your take on the idea! https://t.co/oJIsn6KNWu "@QuestForTori I think they're a mutual of mine? They used to be at the very least. No idea why someone would think you're ""evil"" lol" @cosmicladyrosa @SteampunkPenny Yeah that's actually me photobombing on accident @AliceAvizandum @ADirtyTrans @cassiecutie4 Yeah usually electrolysis is required. @AliceAvizandum hard same @AliceAvizandum Yeah this is honestly the part of GRS I'm looking forward to the least @d_m_elms It's Korra all over again "@daggertrout But you don't TILT your head left to look left. You tilt it right. Imagine a stick coming out of the back of your head. You tilt the stick up (or as you said, forward) to look down, and that extends to the x axis too." "@daggertrout @HeckingJen In the same way that you tilt your head forward to look down, you also tile your head left to look right (and vice versa)" "@daggertrout @HeckingJen Which is inconsistent with the ""plunger on the back of the head"" model you're talking about We're both just weird :P" "@daggertrout @HeckingJen That's how I see it too, but the problem is I don't ever invert the x axis, do you?" @BoringNerdyKate Checks out :3 @HeckingJen Only in third person and only y axis. I learned very bad habits from playing too much N64 as a kid and having no interest in Halo as a teenager. @SaishyKitty can't hex a hex maniac :v "I've never been interested in fictional hetero relationships, but wlw ships? I've been obsessed with those since my *teens* I've always known, on some level" I like my controller settings like I like my dick: Inverted @squidlarkin huge same @NicoleTheVixen because it's cute also same :3c @FlaredFeline this is super cute and hot omg 😍💦 "@HeliaDraconem @CaseyExplosion That requires reading too many transphobic tweets, personally. I try not to expose myself to that if I can help it." @CaseyExplosion Yeah I'm blocked plus they're currently set to private so I can't even use another account to block their followers. :/ @BoringNerdyKate oh gosh oh gosh 💦 @ButchPuppy oh gosh yes please! :3 Mmmmmmmmm freshly shaved legs~ @Captain_V_Smith I KNOW IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE @StebMcDreb I believe I've made my feelings on the matter known~ :3 https://t.co/pIbnj1iWn1 have you ever just girls because wow @dbotfloweremoji gosh same~ @Princesspony78 @maritronic9k Omg gay~ @acutebitten @WilloIllo @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith Fhfjdsdhd6chdsyzns6c jfjrjcufudy "Not only am I a girl that loves girls, but I also take girl hormones DAILY. I'm drowning in girl and I love it." I'm so fuckin gay lol @acutebitten @WilloIllo @TheLadyRaine @rCharlotteSmith I melt when I'm called little one. It's kind of the best~ @emuchaton emu we've been over this gay morning sex is the best @AliceAvizandum I get what you mean though. Having a dick sucks. "@AliceAvizandum GRS always has to be so complicated smh I still need my required second therapist letter and as far as I know, it's almost always like one visit of ""I mean the other therapist said it was cool, right? Me too."" Gatekeeping is dumb." @AliceAvizandum OMG CONGRATS!! 🎉🎉🎉 Aaaaaaaa I'm so happy for you! :3 @AlreadyTheRobot Oh of course not! ;3 "And to top off such a stressful, emotional, PMSy day, of course I can't get to sleep." @AnneAfterDark That's kinda hot in an exhibitionist-y kinda way tbh This is secretly why I date tall women "Edged for too long and ended up having a bit more girlcum than I anticipated, causing it to dribble down my leg, which I'm sure some of you sluts will find arousing :3" "@emuchaton Now you can cum, right?" @TheSecretCallie My heart goes out to every straight trans girl. Given the choice I'd still pick gay. "@TheSecretCallie *loud, blood-curdling, glass-shattering screaming*" @ADubiousPronoun This is adorable @lewd_luna_kitty Gay~ :3 I take selfies from my computer desk so often that half of my four best selfies from the past several months were taken there lol @SissaDreki I think we might be gay for each other! OMG gay :3 #LGBTQTwitter My name's Kat and I'm an extremely queer trans lesbian~ ✨💕 https://t.co/vjc23xIoXc "@SissaDreki ALSO, YOU'RE SUPER CUTE TOO OMG" @maritronic9k AS ARE YOU <3 @SissaDreki RIGHT?! "And yes I *MAY* have been reading some BoringKate tweets before I tweeted all that, why do you ask?" "Not to be such a huge gay, and there's really no appropriate way to say this without feeling like I'm being at least a little problematic, but what HRT does to trans girls is really fucking hot, dammit." HRT is like checking the Slow Transformation box on the FictionMania and/or multi search except it's totally real and even hotter than you could imagine. @AnneAfterDark There's no alternative. @Triclilith speaking truth to power on twitter dot com @Triclilith how are you so cute how "If MLP wants to go out on a bang comparable to its contemporaries, they'll have to canonize PinkieDash. It's the only way. End the series with them kissing." "@suchnerve Like if we really want to do this: There's no reason to call lesbians gay within the established framework of this anon I can't even believe I'm saying that, but here we are" @suchnerve Are cishet men okay? @transwitchlexi The A in A.I. is for gAy still working on this @Hypno_Fox @rCharlotteSmith No one will ever know "I haven't eaten all day That's a thing I should probably do, right?" "I'm so indescribably happy that western animated television is repping sapphic love so hard recently, but can we please not save it until literally the very end of the series? Looking at you, Korra & Adventure Time. Steven Universe, you're good. You get a gold star for this one." "@CaseyExplosion I agree, but I think people are slowly starting to rediscover it." @BettyBathory0 Possibly. But WoW now lets you stay in Cata content if you so choose from 80 to 90 so you can just skip Panda stuff now (which I did) (Same with BC/Wrath stuff from 58 to 80 btw-- I stayed in Northrend for all of it) @waitworry Pretty much! I feel pretty spoiled since I got to wield THE Doomhammer last expansion. It's not bad punching things with elements :3 My main toon that I've been playing for almost a decade now is a shaman only because I wanted to roll literally the last class I would otherwise normally pick and all the totems made it sound confusing so it was last on my list. Then somehow enhancement shaman for a decade lol @waitworry I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE OMG WHAT ARE THEY CALLED AGAIN? "@waitworry I have flight everywhere. Even in Draenor. I always grind for that every expansion. I'm only going back through to level my Nightborne. Just passing through," @DPStrogen Yeah I was also thinking about how my time through 100 to 110 I'm not looking forward too either lol Warlords of Draenor is such a chore to level through imo ugh https://t.co/m0M8e1B61X "@SleepySheepDX I already think all of that when I hear Order 66 I picture George Lucas in an office somewhere going ""Hmmmm what should the evil order be called... 666? Too on the nose. 6? Not big enough. 66! That could work!"" Just seems silly." It really can't be overstated how utterly ridiculous you sound to us when you say that we don't exist or that we're only pretending to be into the same hobby as you to get YOUR attention as if that's something we need or want. You have NO IDEA how silly you sound. "Hey all you red-pilled, anti-feminist incels out there: Whenever you say there are no girls into D&D or games or comics, the LITERAL MILLIONS of girls whose existence disproves your weird worldview laugh at you. Literally millions of women. Laughing. At you." I'm so fucking fragile today. I feel like a bag of anxiety. And the bag is made of tissue paper. "@TheSecretCallie Mistakes happen. You have a good heart. We love you, okay? If you need to talk my DMs are always open." @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling Keep getting that Sterling bump! @SixArmedSweater @Null_Pyramid These are all canon and number 3 is extra canon @Calliethulhu Saaaaaaame and I love it @flowercrownderg Yep! And it's AWESOME. @emuchaton i could really use one today myself "@TransTwill Yeah that's another angle that's frustrating about all this. I believe this was all sparked by a PAX panel and I genuinely do not know what their stance on trans men would be? ""Women and nonbinary people"" sounds like it was written by a cis woman, so my hopes aren't high. :/" "@Calliethulhu (and like yeah we were saying that anyway, I just meant in relation to this specific recent event that's got him all worked up)" "@Calliethulhu Supportive men would know when they're not wanted. They would (and do!) know when an event says effectively ""No men allowed"" they don't then go onto social media and whine about it. No one was saying that you, Boogie, aren't a ""supportive man."" But now we are." "I suspect that often the goal is to exclude cis men, so that should just be stated outright. The fact that it would piss them off even more is just icing on the cake, frankly." "By the way, another reason to avoid ""women and nonbinary people"" is there are nonbinary people who wouldn't appreciate being lumped together like that. NB is a VERY wide term that encompasses a lot of the vast galaxy we call gender." "@sezoxeufu It depends on the nonbinary person. Some might feel very excluded from ""women and nonbinary people"" because it lumps them with women. IF the goal is to avoid having men in a given space, that should be what's said, men's egos be damned." @Calliethulhu This is all so fucking frustrating because men CONSTANTLY whine about non-men invading their favorite hobbies. Men need to sit down and shut up about this shit. Forever. Fuck. i didn't choose the little life the little life chose me "Been having a really emotional, PMSy day so far Cuddling my big t-rex stuffie is helping more than I thought it would" "@petercoffin Trans people, especially binary trans people, need to be allowed to use gendered terms for clothing if they want. There's power in being able to say ""I'm wearing girl/boy clothes now."" NB people like yourself should also be extended that courtesy as well, obviously." @petercoffin It's a good shirt. "No but seriously her actual argument is ""These people are subhuman, therefore I don't need to back up any of my claims."" Bigotry rots the mind and makes it impossible for you to see past your hatred. Anyone not under its influence can see your words for what they are, though." "Trans women are expected to NOT be slutty, thirsty porn stars who rub their girlcocks all over each other in order to be taken seriously by bigots - TERFs' credentials seem to only entail slut shaming, sexism, transphobia, & making a mockery of both feminism and science. https://t.co/Z0NjHGLwY0" @mangledpixel I'm aware. So many fictional things flirt with the number 666 in really obvious and silly ways Order 66 Species 626 Marvel 616 It's repetitive and makes you sound like a 7-year-old afraid to jinx something "Not to be a Huge Gay but half the fun of girldicks is the fact that they often can't get very hard. It's sexy, dammit. Adds to the mouthfeel." very overwhelmed today which is frustrating because nothing major is really happening :/ "I sometimes wonder if events that are open to ""Women and nonbinary people"" only word it that way so they can avoid saying ""No men."" But let's be clear: Cis men will figure out what you mean and whine about it anyway. Let's cut the bullshit and just openly say No Boys Allowed." @transwitchlexi oh gosh so cute 😍💕 (not to alarm anyone but I think I might be gay) (Though if he were a red pilled fash I wouldn't be the least bit surprised) "@Cookie_2nd Let's make that next on our queer agenda. Like the fact that I can't marry my polycule has very real repercussions in my life, and will probably continue to affect me as I get older." "I actually think with Jack it's less about being right or left wing and more about the cishet white boy's superpower of being able to ""set aside politics"" writ large. He likes the clicks that people like Jones and Trump bring in." "But don't worry, the Right assures us jack has a massive ""left wing bias""" @BreeMizore 😍😍😍 @Speed_Freak01 https://t.co/MbMmqQfDWg @L0VEWIRE Oh hey I just watched that episode yesterday! @BoringNerdyKate (As if either of them would want to go back) @rCharlotteSmith YES "@julesprom @queer_queenie On behalf of my home state, I'm so sorry." @cassie_complex I use block chain religiously and my Tiwtter experience is largely bigot-free as well. @emuchaton @eilidhmax k-kinda @emuchaton Aaaaaaaaaa as soon as I get paid I wanna get one! :O @ZJemptv https://t.co/1I1klP3jXp @emuchaton I'd buy a pupper shirt! :3 @Flea @princessproto saaaaaaaaame :3 @Flea @princessproto *transistors :3 @princessproto @Flea beep boop! 💕 @CaseyExplosion I mean that's pretty much /v/'s M.O. Positivity of any kind is routinely mocked and ridiculed. @HRTMadeMeABat HRT is magic~ ✨ "Trans women have periods! This is not the first time we've learned something about our bodies before medical science has studied & confirmed it, and it won't be the last, I suspect. Give this a read. It's quite illuminating." @TwippingVanilla This was an incredibly helpful read. Thank you. @TimonicWulfgar All but one of us live together :P I thought it was so much hate for the longest time too @HeckingJen I was 15 D:< @HeckingJen honestly it's pretty on-brand for him https://t.co/WJkJJt20o2 @HeckingJen did did you take that picture Got the whole 5 girl polycule together for an orgy tonight. It was exactly as gay as it sounds~ @waitworry I'm kinda stuck on Tichondrius with all the toons I have there :P @waitworry Are communities a new thing BfA added? I was just thinking earlier today that I wish I could easily find an LGBT guild! I need this in my life @rCharlotteSmith omg she's back? :D 💕💕💕 @lisaquestions that's a big ol' Y I K E S from me @CookieCyboid oh gosh 😍💦💦 "@Archaema @maritronic9k @BellaRizinti @Triskitten It really helps to hear that, thank you 💕" Me after my GRS https://t.co/M7S0zaVF3l @maritronic9k @BellaRizinti saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame 😭 "@PowerOfMelody I don't remember if I've seen a selfie of you before or not but O M G you are the cutest! :3 (Also seeing this much of a change is really something! HRT really is magic, holy shit)" "I mean the long and short of it is: I take my doctor prescribed dose of progesterone every day, and at the beginning of each month for almost half a year now I've had symptoms that line up with known PMS symptoms. Fuck it. That's real. I dunno." Then that just leads me into a spiral about how my body doesn't do this naturally even though it should and I don't know shit about any of this stuff and I feel like such a goddamn impostor when I ask (I almost never ask). "I've heard of other trans girls carefully scheduling their prog, tho. Does my endo know? He's always been kinda ""Sure, whatever you wanna try!"" about my HRT, which is nice, but like... did I fuck up? Am I wasting my prog by doing it this way?" "I guess I'll share the whole story. I told her about my cycle, and she asked (quite innocently, not accusatory at all) ""Oh! Do you take a week off of progesterone once a month?"" I don't." "My mom made me feel like such a moron when I told her my HRT was giving me a cycle. I cried so much after that call. Anyway, hello! I'm extremely PMSy today." "@Anarcho_Vampire Time honored tradition between girlfriends, tbh" @Cassidyfops Blushing after someone calls you cute is great because it just makes you cuter :3 @Triskitten I hope non-followers are allowed too as well since she is too damn cute :3 @Cassidyfops Cuuuuuute! :3 What a good girl <3 @blackestrosesyn @trgrrl hey same https://t.co/gle6Hfm2Xl "@gwen_no_fear seriously though it does give me some small amount of joy knowing that that man is most likely constantly, nightmarishly constipated" "@emuchaton @Calliethulhu He's laying on his side. Very much a ""Draw me like one of your French girls"" pose" @gwen_no_fear how does he poop serious question @jayne_pea Overwatch is a game for gay disasters "After writing this thread I got really anxious and just emailed phone pics. I sent the email, it took a while because I was using WiFi on my phone, and now it's done but it isn't showing up in my sent messages! D: Halps D:" @liddytronic Really? I might try that. Do you know the name of one? This has all resulted in two weeks of inaction. :/ (Though partly because we've been so busy and I don't have a car) Ugh I figure careful phone photographs should work. Because the alternative is going to like Kinko's or something and scanning such a private document. I could call the transgender coordinator but I get such bad phone anxiety ;_; "So. In order to get GRS here in my home state rather than figure out how to do it all the way in Oregon, I need to email my application in to get on the waiting list. My application was sent by snail mail. I filled it out. I don't have a scanner. With a picture of it work?" "@blackestrosesyn Away, but when it's colder I'll often alternate throughout the shower." @FoldableHuman That pose is positively gorgeous. Fossils are magical. @Calliethulhu What is it with y'all and balloons? :P "If we ever go to Japan, this is our hotel. I'm sure there are other great hotels, but I need this. Let me have this." @emuchaton you should know emu that this sounds kinda gay @NireBryce Growth spurt incoming! :3 @AnneAfterDark hey same @emuchaton gay~ @HuskyZephyr My fursona is a trans girl jackalope with antlers for this very reason :3 @HRTMadeMeABat @zephyromatic (also zephy I love that shirt!) @HRTMadeMeABat @glaad @zephyromatic OMG CONGRATS!! 💕💕💕💕 @OneLameShark WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG @CJOReilly3 @StebMcDreb This reads as a bit hostile @StebMcDreb Both the Flim Flam songs are really really good tho "@lewd_luna_kitty My local queer outreach place does a free Thanksgiving dinner to trans people, and I've heard of other places doing the same." "@StebMcDreb No I don't remember that, but that explains a lot of the obsession with that song." @RealWhiteChoko It might be my favorite MLP song ever tbh @OneLameShark Mandela Effect! FAVORITE MLP SONGS GO: - Apples to the Core - Time to be Awesome - Let the Rainbow Remind You - Mu Little Pony Theme Song (Extended Version) - The Smile Song @OneLameShark Huh. All this time I thought they were Sock 'Em Boppers. Makes more sense that way. "My MLP music tastes have almost never aligned with the community, but Open Up Your Eyes is not pleasant to listen to. But what do I know. I still don't know what people see (hear) in This Day Aria :P" I did what had to be done. https://t.co/rmywf4CPVj @emetobot huge mood "We have a Transgiving, but why no Hallowqueer?" Why didn't they? My experience as a trans woman makes me think that they simply didn't care. Flippant disregard for trans experiences is pretty common with cis people. "The creators of this show can't pretend they somehow didn't realize the premise was problematic. It sounds like they knew they should've course corrected, but didn't. https://t.co/t31sWmKWdJ" Swap the cis woman with a trans man (or really ANY trans person) and suddenly it ends up by necessity SAYING way more and automatically being elevated as an art piece because of it. It can even still be a comedy! There are sometimes genuinely hilarious things that happen while transitioning that don't punch down and might serve to humanize our experience to cis audiences. Do you how incredibly valuable such a show would be to the queer community? "You know, the frustrating thing about that YouTube show is you could easily take the same premise, make it about a trans person and have a perfectly fine & entertaining show." @CookieCyboid trans culture tbh "Finally, after all these years. Wesley is shutting up." "@MagsVisaggs Iron Man 3 is by far the best Iron Man movie imo and one of the best MCU movies. I'm so glad people are finally starting to talk about how awesome it is. I feel like right after it came out, the dominant conversation was how disappointing it was." @maritronic9k Cute! :3 @eilidhmax @cosmicladyrosa saaaaaaaame "@upandoutcomic All eggs say ""Shapeshifting powers"" when asked what superpower they'd want most." @cosmicladyrosa OMG sounds like a ton of fun! <3 "@ExistentialEnso Once upon a time, people WANTED AND EXPECTED progress & technology to allow them to never have to lift a finger. So yeah, playing video games on the couch would've been almost aspirational. I'm still hoping for that future one day. We just need to get rid of capitalism first.." "@ExistentialEnso I remember when 1987 no longer appeared without scrolling first. Felt like a milestone. That was like ten years ago, lol" "@sapphixy It ALMOST makes sense if you ignore the titular character of the show. And the show's creator. So it doesn't make sense at all, really." @StebMcDreb it really is holy fuck @emuchaton A sub trying to dom is one of the subbiest things ever imo "@MagsVisaggs When that episode where Ronaldo thought he was a Crystal Gem premiered, the T*RFs on Tumblr legitimately thought it was a narrative about how trans women aren't women." "@StebMcDreb You're not missing much, lol I'm mean TECHNICALLY I have not and couldn't ever have had cishet sex, but I got about as close as I could and didn't much care for it tbh" @TransTwill Being a massive homebody is trans culture. Because honestly same. "@TransTwill I remember about 12 or 13 years ago, long before I knew I was trans, there was someone who was probably a trans man working at the front desk of one of the buildings at my college. People talked about them behind their back, wondering why a woman has a goatee." "It's also wild to think about given that as little as five years ago I actually thought no one would ever love me and I'd die a virgin. Half a decade later, I'm a sex-positive, kinky, polyam trans lesbian. Follow your dreams, kids! :3" What I'm saying is it's hilarious that I ever thought I was hetero "It occurs to me that the vast majority of sex I've had at this point has been gay sex. But then again, the only exception was one person I managed to get that far with when I thought I was a boy. I was still fucking another girl though, so retroactively? Still pretty gay." @Calliethulhu GIRL 👏 TUMS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID 👏 AND 👏 CUTE "From what trans men tell me, it's not as simple as ""I dressed like a man and got ALL the benefits of being one!"" Fuck, that plays into a dangerous narrative that SOME TRANS PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE. We have the ""Do trans men have male privilege?"" discourse every few months." "I should say, confuse cis people AT BEST. At worst? This contributes to some dangerous narratives. - It implies the misogyny in the games industry is either unsolvable or only solved if women stop being women. - IT DIRECTLY PLAYS INTO WHAT TERFS SAY ABOUT TRANS MEN" "@emuchaton I dunno, some of the best gay sex I've had has been gay morning sex :V" "@spacetwinks @MagsVisaggs Some of us got better. Some of us transitioned into sapphic girls instead :P I actually credit MLP with helping me be okay with liking girly stuff. It was an important part of my transition. But yes, so much of that community was toxic." "There's so much to unpack here and all of it is awful. ""To escape the misogyny of the games industry, I'm going to pretend I'm a trans man"" is a dangerous narrative that will only confuse cis people (especially cis men) more than they already are." It will never not be hilarious that furries who are literally Nazis (and their friends) are the ones demanding we keep politics out of furry conventions. You know. Nazis. Who were famously apolitical. https://t.co/nsv0zxzquM @BadWitchMills @Triskitten Apparently that's a fairly common result? It's entirely possible I'm gonna be peeing a lot for life >_> "@Kalindlara @kinkwitch LISTEN," "@kinkwitch Cute! Also, now I really want something phallic in my mouth." @CookieCyboid Pictured: The goodest girl 💕 "@emuchaton constant, inescapable mood" @PrincessOfRaine I'm pretty sure my gay has been increased just by looking at this picture :3 @transwitchlexi Your egg mode. Your. Not yuppie. I'm dying of embarrassment here because my phone can't type @transwitchlexi Like what kind of questions? I assume it was back during yuppie egg mode days? "@transwitchlexi I'm not a glitch, I'm a feature! :3" "@transwitchlexi I mean, clearly I function as intended that's for sure. I just figure my complete lack of knowledge on how my ""brain"" works adds to my ditsy brand~" "@transwitchlexi That's one major roadblock I've run into playing with a robot/AI identity: I'm a program, not a programmer. I'm willing to bet any description I give about me as an AI beyond surface level stuff would be silly and inaccurate." @BoringNerdyKate oh gosh~ 😍 @emuchaton @transwitchlexi OH FUCK I JUST GOT IT @transwitchlexi I think the implication is having Cybertronians as your allies for over 20 years leads to some helpful tech benefits. :V "@Ichahotbod It's a spiro joke, but it doubles as a pee is stored in the balls joke" @princessproto @jellyultra I need one of those Vivian pins! "@upandoutcomic I know this sounds weird, but I swear I never snort laughed before HRT and now I do it fairly regularly." "@princessproto That sounds really, really fun." @AidynCX2 @Mia_Lewd @Empathy_Grace It's because their account is currently set on private. Only people that follow them can see their tweets. "@nsatragno I'm going to get GRS too, but for various reasons I'm getting an orchi first. Hopefully soon!" @Triskitten Oh gosh does grs make you pee more? o.o "I misremembered while typing this out. She said ""There are not infinite sexes"" not ""There are two sexes."" It's STILL trying to tow the line for a group of people that need to be ignored, not encouraged." "I fully admit I don't know who Laci was replying to or what they said, but I can promise you there is never a reason for someone to specify ""There are two sexes"" that doesn't involve some amount of implied transphobia. Wrapping it in ""There are infinite genders"" doesn't help." "That first tweet is designed to cater to a very specific audience, & their favorite kind of content is almost always incongruous with actual research on the subject. You can't court the alt-r*ght while also honestly investigating the actual science behind their favorite phrases." @lewd_luna_kitty Yup. Have to pee right before bed AND right after to barely keep up. @PrincessOfRaine That worries me. That happened with Mistress as well. I mean I need my orchi either way so I guess we'll see lol "@Roodypatooti @ModelOmega_ @TheAshenCouncil For me, I can hold it way longer than most girls, it seems. The only time for me when it gets bad is in the morning when I wanna sleep in but I have to pee soooooo bad. :/ But yeah, it definitely can vary wildly. Your Mileage May Vary, as they say." @PrincessOfRaine Did that happen to you? "@ModelOmega_ @TheAshenCouncil How badly it affects your need to pee can vary (I actually don't have to pee as bad as some girls I've heard complain about it), but yeah, that's probably spiro that you're feeling." Girlballs are magical~ ✨ "@Roodypatooti Girl balls are magical, frankly" @winterslex It's things like that that make me think he's never learned from any of this. Broke: Getting an orchi to alleviate dysphoria Woke: Getting an orchi so you can have ONE (1) GODDAMN MORNING where your bladder doesn't feel like it's going to explode Why would you even bring up that comparison if not because you feel it's warranted in some small way. Being a cishet white dude must be a helluva drug. "Fuck off, Wesley. https://t.co/MiSYQRJkzD" @transwitchlexi hi fellow robot! :3 @emuchaton you're the cutest slut! :3 Why be an A.I. when you could be a Gay.I. "Also, if I'm talking about play ideas for kink like in the screenshotted tweet, it should be assumed that consent wasasked for & given first. Always use safe words, & always respect them. Communication with your partner is an absolute necessity regardless, but ESPECIALLY in kink." "I'm just so unused to people who might otherwise be a friend of mine being grossed out by kink stuff. In case it needs to be said: DO NOT follow me if you are under 18, please. I tweet about and retweet stuff for adults only." "@AngryNerdBird I assumed it was because this person thinks little stuff is gross but that could be it too. It should go without saying any tweet I make like that has consent as a given. Obviously without consent, this kind of thing is not okay." This is rather mean and unnecessary. Both this person and the person who liked their tweet are queer people who have me blocked. This stings more than T*RFs being shitty to me if I'm being honest. https://t.co/dPLjIDzvyv "[cw slurs] So this is annoying. I thought for sure ""At least the TERFs don't ever try to follow me!"" but I guess they'll try that now too. Might just be a hate follow, but it's also effectively a block chain dodge. Luckily this one was silly enough to comment. https://t.co/ioYKSolRCZ" @Saeihr RIGHT!? makin me all smol feeling D:< @eilidhmax @QuestForTori i ma bi ggirl >.< @QuestForTori not to be a huge gay about it but girldicks are way better :p "@QuestForTori I figure it HAS to deter at least SOME of them, surely? D:" @rCharlotteSmith so many lies in this tweet tsk tsk tsk @rCharlotteSmith it's true tho :P @JerricaRozewind kl;tgrf jlhfd9;uldjfgposk[yjtke5liyhgs >//////////< @Kalindlara What a lucky little girl you are! :3 @the_moth_reborn honestly you make a good point *nods* @Xombin hjgufredilfghsifdhuthjnoprfs;oth;erfgd >//////////< thank you Miss Gwen >_> "(I also like how silly ""Dinosaur cows in space"" [which is exactly what they are] sounds)" I hadn't even heard of the episode of Voyager where a bunch of Hadrosaurs escaped earth 65 million years ago and spent that time in the Delta Quadrant being their own race and all but Mistress just showed me and it was a super cute episode! @LittleEmmyBee nooooooooo I said don't do the thing! D:< "In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, it's starting to look like one of those days where the slightest nudge will make me feel little so y'all better not take advantage of that! D:<" @Empathy_Grace @Mia_Lewd gghhf gxffdurnhhdtrruhib fdgdgg!!! >_<;;;;;;;; @Empathy_Grace @Mia_Lewd Gosh I suddenly feel extremely squirmy >_> @Mia_Lewd @Empathy_Grace Grownups can be so mean D: "@Mia_Lewd @Empathy_Grace I mean, s-same >_<" @Mia_Lewd @Empathy_Grace Oh gosh what a good girl! :3 "@QuestForTori @FOURLUNG Not saying this is why a lot of trans people are little, but I'm not not saying it either :P" @CRTgirl Because I like WoW and don't much care for Final Fantasy @CaseyExplosion Accurate. @emuchaton I mean sure if you're like a brat or something :P @emuchaton Will you be accepting butts all day? @smol_lalipop Really starting to get the impression being little is like 90% being teased about it lol @Empathy_Grace Well I'd love to hear your approach regardless @roachsoap72 @Calliethulhu Or Pokemon S&M @Empathy_Grace Like what? I'm sure my mommy would love ideas :3c @ADRoseVulpix Hmmmm why am i suspicious? :3c @lewdspacegem Of course! Wrists and ankles! :3 @lewdspacegem The only clothes a good sub needs is her collar :3 "@Kalindlara I think that means you should. You want to be a good girl, don't you? :3" @CookieCyboid Omg same!! A couple months ago I got kinda bullied (playfully) into it >_> The little virus is spreading :P @FawksTweets Yeah that goes without saying? "@queermel @TransTwill I guess I believe y'all, but then my response would be that's still the fault of capitalism. Just because the shoplifter could be being selfish doesn't mean they're the ones who are ultimately at fault (not to say either of you are saying they are at fault)." @CookieCyboid Omg are you a little? :D Make sure to do this when she least expects it for MAXIMUM fluster :3 TREAT 👏 YOUR 👏 LITTLE 👏 RIGHT 👏 BY 👏 TEASING 👏 HER 👏 RELENTLESSLY 👏 WHENEVER 👏 SHE 👏 TRIES 👏 TO 👏 CLAIM 👏 SHE'S 👏 AN 👏 ADULT @AliceAvizandum You seem to be implying that I won't also be augmenting my body at least as fast the kids will :V @QueerGirlAudrey This is a verifiable fact and exactly why I said it. @NicoleTheVixen *hugs tight* 💕💕💕 And to anyone taking the opportunity to tease me for being a little saying she's an adult: ffhhgdddhhtyhvchhhfhvdbjjd >.< The important thing to remember here is my Nightborne Mage got to level 75 tonight (this morning). I drank one (1) Mountain Dew and stayed up until 6am playing WoW because I'm adult who can make adult decisions for herself @Calliethulhu Fucked up that I can go to Subway and literally order a little sub. @transwitchlexi I am literally a non-stop dabbing furry if we mean the weed kind of dabs :V "@subbykitty_ Goals, honestly" "@AliceAvizandum I appreciate that he admitted he was wrong, but I also wish he'd take note that the thing he assumed had to be irrational transes calling everyone Nazis turned out to be *entirely accurate* Who'd've thunk Singal would trust his own assumption over Literally Every Trans Woman? 🤔" "It's probably because horny feels different now, but it really feels like this strain would not have had this effect on me pre-HRT. True or not it feels affirming to wonder~" I can't really tell the difference between weed strains outside of differentiating between indica and sativa with one very important exception: Jack Herer almost without fail makes me (and most of the polycule) horny >.> "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte, people aren't grownups when they're 4." @rCharlotteSmith did they deny you because you're not a grownup? :P "@ButchPuppy When I was growing up my parents often wondered if I was gay They ended up being right, but for the wrong reasons :V" can you believe i used to think i was a boy lol "I remember one of the earliest gender affirming things I did was refer to myself as my cats' mom. At first it felt so weird, but now after about 2 years of doing it I can't imagine being anything but their mom :3 💕" @CaseyExplosion @PennyOaken It absolutely was. I'll take the fall for this. Fuck the police :P "@transwitchlexi You'd be a kitty, I presume? :3" "I'm basically invisible to this woman AT BEST, but more likely she'd see me as an abomination. Just another average Tuesday, really." A lot of people have dunked on this tweet already but as a trans lesbian I feel especially dehumanized by this tweet and she's not even talking about lesbians or trans women. This is a good example of how being queer is inherently political whether we like it or not. https://t.co/Yxdjc0FUZK "Binx usually never wants to snuggle unless it's on my chest so on nights when I insist on sleeping on my side, he usually gives up and leaves after a bit of protesting. Tonight he was so desperate for loves that he begrudgingly laid next to me and is purring up a storm 💕" @HeckingJen It's a really good movie. Helps that it has MtF transformation in it and I saw it when I was deeeeeeeep in egg mode :V "In related news, Stardust is on Netflix and I slammed that play button so hard." Stardust is the OFFICIAL sequel to The Princess Bride don't @ me @SquireOfCydonia @millenomi https://t.co/LJRjVr6dIg @SteampunkPenny Hey Mistress! They're Kickstarting a Savage Dragon figure! (among other characters) https://t.co/TAduDnL2qV @rCharlotteSmith Non-queer for now There's still time 😉 @princessproto @AliceAvizandum extremely good praxis @rCharlotteSmith first of all how dare @MavenOfMayhem Pitties are the biggest sweethearts I've decided to unveil my Halloween display name 5 days early @CaseyExplosion That's a good summation of how I feel as well. "If you'd rather have a more on-topic example of how wrong you are: Look up gynecomastia. When cis boys start developing breasts, we treat them without question, without hesitation, without bigotry. But when it's a trans boy, people like you argue we need to raise them ""naturally""" "Did you know that for thousands of years, young people often died due to the infection caused by their wisdom teeth growing in? That's not a glitch-- that's a feature of being apes with jaws too small for our teeth. Tell me more about growing up ""naturally"" again?" "@Azure_Husky OMG THAT'S LIKE 3 MONTHS AWAY I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU! :3 Mine is hopefully a year away, finger's crossed >.< (No dates have been set yet so that's entirely a hopeful estimate on my part but still)" "Extremely real and not at all a fear-mongering fabrication of a trans woman's voice: Muhahahaha! NOTHING will stop us in our goals now that feminism is no longer a thing! Yep, it's just nothing but smooth sailing as a trans person now that we've single-handedly defeated feminism. https://t.co/l0LzNMSJ36" """Hatred of political outspoken women"" Buddy, most trans people kinda have to be political and outspoken simply by existing. Your theory isn't just wrong, it's *painfully* ignorant." @ButchPuppy This is literally one of my top fantasies~ @rCharlotteSmith I need this in my life so hard @machtackle You will believe a truckrobot can fly "@IikeClockwork @trgrrl I'm cool with that. If Earth's oceans are uncharted, Azeroth's probably are too. It's the ""But wait! There's still another island!"" thing that bugs me." Honestly I'm surprised I wasn't shipping them before BUT I SURE AM NOW https://t.co/jGkFlYcXba Y'ALL THINK I'M JOKING? https://t.co/Us6jHPOARA @spookperson @ButNoPotato @Rae_Cosmos Will hugs still work? I worked out what sparked this thread. Sounds pretty hug-worthy to me *hugs* @Cookie_2nd Oh fuck I'm so sorry! If you ever need to talk or vent about it my DMs are always open. Breakups fucking suck :/ @trgrrl Really? Because they're the part of BfA I'm least excited for. Can the following expansions please for the love of god go somewhere that isn't a previously undisovered part of Azeroth/Outland? @Nyxfears Cutie! 💕 "@Calliethulhu We drink tea over here too, you know. It's all Mistress every drinks, actually. But the real answer is probably that we use it as a measurement for baking." @SquireOfCydonia I really don't think you need to apologize but thank you 💕 @SquireOfCydonia I'm too fragile right now I'm sorry @SquireOfCydonia unretweeted sorry @LOapostropheS @kroati1 It's okay 💕 @kroati1 I don't have the foggiest idea but I wish people would shut the hell up about it. I try really hard not get too riled up about stuff I can't possibly give a shit about being discussed on social media but wrestling shit really tries my patience. "@PVN1C @PeterAarons @netflix That's a kinda confrontational way to ask, but it's a Netflix show that I like to recommend to all people, but especially queer and trans folks." Pain levels are finally tolerable. 2 or 3 instead of the 7 to 8 I was feeling most of yesterday. @ZJemptv Do cis people even listen to themselves when they talk about us because it kinda seems like they don't "@BoringNerdyKate ""Maybe"" :P" "And yeah, it infuriates me even more than that she's using the tired ""mental illness means he can't be trans"" argument. I just wish cis people would stop and listen to wtf they're saying about us sometimes. Does she realize how ridiculous (at best) that argument sounds?" It takes a special kind of asshole mom to completely infantilize her trans kid to the point where she's pleading with doctors not to give her ADULT son the hormones he needs. That kind of parenting drives away your kids. Without fail. She's lucky she's still in his life. For now @quatoria https://t.co/igzjp1jqnz @ButtGoblin666 not to sound gay but HECK it really is~ @Cosmos_Cookie Good praxis @Calliethulhu And the girls who liked it~ @DenFurCO No worries then ass far as I'm concerned! Thank you 💕 @rCharlotteSmith This is such a mood. I'm not gonna TMI everyone by explaining why but I have been in a ton of pain for most of the day. Took some meds to conk me out because I can't take it anymore. See y'all in like 15 hours lol @rCharlotteSmith NICE Being teased for being little is so wholesome~ @emuchaton 🎶 I wish they all could be Californian littles 🎶 @NicoleTheVixen hey thanks i hate it *retweets* @capsule_169 Love story of the century. "@DenFurCO ""Trans people"" is usually preferred over ""transgenders."" Trans and transgender are adjectives, not nouns. 💕" Gl*nner mansplained by citing another man mansplaining and it's like he's a caricature of a caricature at this point Hey it's Mistress! @SteampunkPenny @olivebrinker https://t.co/qiSjap18bI "@olivebrinker This happens a lot. You can try putting something like ""Buzzfeed is stealing my content"" or something meaner in your display name. It can be cathartic if nothing else." @rCharlotteSmith you're really good at attracting the bad kind of humiliation from your family lol :P @Pixeljade https://t.co/87keVRdbb4 @Cosmos_Cookie Bra straps are such a powerful aesthetic. "Fight back against the cisheteronormative definition of ""girlfriend"" by being slutty with all your friends just to be safe." """Do you mean girlfriend or like... GIRLFRIEND?"" 👏 Y 👏 E 👏 S 👏" """Do you mean like her butt or her vagina?"" 👏 YES 👏" TREAT 👏 YOUR 👏 TRANS 👏 GIRLFRIEND 👏 RIGHT 👏 BY 👏 EATING 👏 HER 👏 OUT @cosmicladyrosa YES PLZ @Hypno_Fox (Though thankfully I don't worry about them often) "@Hypno_Fox According to some trans people, yes trans people can be chasers. I would argue that it's rare enough with non-cishet guys that you usually don't need to worry about the rest, but that does little to ease my anxieties about it when I worry about these things." "@ViciousVivi_V3 A cishet man who creepily fetishizes trans women. IN THEORY it doesn't have to be a cishet man however, and I've heard from other trans people that chasers come in all genders but usually it's cishet guys because of course it is." "Sometimes I really just wanna be like ""U WANT SUM FUCK??"" and even if I know it would be very unlikely that I'd be compared to a chaser, I take a step back with it. There's no shame in carefully crafting a proper flirty response, but there are times when I feel kinda boxed in." "You know I might give off the impression at times that I actually know what the hell I'm doing when flirting with trans girls on twitter dot com but don't be fooled: I have the occasional ""What if I sound like a chaser?"" thoughts everyone else does." @ViciousVivi_V3 @emuchaton I labored over the perfect way to volunteer for like five minutes making that tweet don't you dare cut me in line D:< @emuchaton are you in need of a gamer chair because i happen to know a few faces "How many people started boycotting her work because of the Signal controversy? I'm not saying any of those people would be persuaded to come back simply because she ended up learning exactly what we hoped she would about Singal, but I think this is important to share all the same" "There's very little room in leftist discourse for acknowledging when a fave learns from and grows past being problematic, but in literally every major controversy with Contra she ultimately ends up agreeing with her honest leftist critiques. https://t.co/cSFrmATTyg" @AliceAvizandum Sometimes I forget how weird cis labels for porn are. Where do I sign up to be a naughty tbabe lol "@GenghisKhatt It's because in Boulder pedestrians have the right of way always. Doesn't mean they shouldn't be careful, but that plus a LOT of trust fund kids in their 20s exacerbate the issue." "I am so bummed I have to miss DenFur! Unlike most cons I see everyone at that I wish I could go to, DenFur is a VERY RARE example of a con that's only an hour from where I live! And like, furry people I follow are there! Deo's there! But I'm broke :/" @thirstypupgirl pretty much my life goal tbh The explanation of course is she doesn't think this trans girl is a victim. But then that should be her argument. This concern trolling smokescreen isn't fooling anyone who doesn't already think trans kids are inherently evil. A lot of TERFs don't realize how awful they sound. "If you ever find yourself sarcastically saying ""I keep forgetting it's only victims' feelings that count!"" you might be an asshole." """But what about the bullies' feelings?"" is one helluva take https://t.co/W63m7HusAo" @Cookie_2nd Lol I remember that too. He's just a unicorn though :P Yabba dabba do and Scooby dooby-doo are basically the same catchphrase @tiger @MokiAwa If you ever want to talk about it my DMs are open 💕💕💕 I found a field of spider friends! :D They're all neutral mobs so you an just chill with 'em :3 https://t.co/E6EjJ9RrX6 "I don't know why TERFs try sliding into my mentions at this point. I don't engage, I just block you and all your followers. The last one gave me 618 new people to block. It's pretty painless with block chain." "@82_Streetcar Most trans people aren't straight. I believe the majority are bi or pan if I recall correctly, but not straight regardless. So the majority of trans people either were queer before and after transition, or they were straight before and queer after." "Usually their best defence after being shown we're not falling for their bullshit theories is to just call us lying perverts which is frustrating, but also a bit affirming because it confirms that they got *nothing* to actually defend their weird theories with." I love how transphobes invent these ridiculous narratives like how trans people are forcing gay people to be straight or how trans lesbians refuse to sleep with other trans lesbians when just my and others' mere *existence* disproves their entire point. """I will face god and walk backwards into hell"" might be the most beautiful thing dril has ever written" @emuchaton It's a very good praxis My sexuality is gay disaster @QuestForTori It sure as hell is A Place That Exists @norintha HEY ur cute :3 (I have no idea what the source for those images is but the fact that it's two different shots lined up on my TL from two unrelated people is kinda wild) the two genders https://t.co/SmWMJ183b0 @FinalBossFemme Trans women who grow up in toxic communities only to glow up past them are the greatest success stories I swear "@lisaquestions @rozietoez @sylschinco @CaseyExplosion I had to recently explain to someone from a non-English-speaking country why trans people were calling someone on Twitter who seemed like a leftist a transphobe. People need to understand that a fair amount of our oppression comes from ""the good guys.""" @lisaquestions @rozietoez @sylschinco @CaseyExplosion I think introducing them to people as extremely misguided feminists is important to fully contextualize them and where they're coming from. "@lisaquestions @rozietoez @sylschinco @CaseyExplosion We're conceding to one of their strategies to undermine us, though. A radfem coined the term to describe other radfems and most of them today still agree with the acronym were it not advantageous to them to distance themselves from it." @emuchaton such raw gay energy i'm jelly tbh "@lisaquestions @rozietoez @sylschinco @CaseyExplosion Yeah but if we concede they're not feminists, it gets that much harder to argue that T*RF is an entirely neutral descriptor. Right now we have an acronym that THEY agree with. I do make sure to tell anyone I'm explaining the term to that they're not really feminists, tho." @lewd_luna_kitty The term was coined by a non-transphobic radfem who needed a name for a trend she was seeing happen in radfem circles. Some T*RFs self-ID as one. "@rozietoez @lisaquestions @sylschinco @CaseyExplosion I mean, same. https://t.co/PnaIlFb8h0" @rozietoez @lisaquestions @sylschinco @CaseyExplosion Same. But I'm also as careful as possible with my words. One or both is keeping me safe. "T*RFs fight CONSTANTLY to try to make it sound like the word means ""women"" or ""cis women"" or even ""feminists"" because they know they can't let anyone who isn't already educated about this stuff think about the implications for more than five minutes without losing more converts." "Even if T*RF was a slur, it would still be a word directed exclusively at people who are violently bigoted towards a vulnerable minority. Who are you protecting by calling that a slur?" @lisaquestions @CaseyExplosion I recall seeing a tweet that claimed Twitter has people working for them that think T*RF is a slur so that's probably what happened here. Really feels like with each passing week we're permitted to say less and less about our oppression. @Nyanthetime Had to backtrack to grab those goalposts to move them :P "@sylschinco Yeah him being gay himself is what makes this even scarier. I bet most of his 17k followers would otherwise be trans allies, but they probably look towards him as a kind of authority on the subject." "I know this is just Twitter as usual, but it really scares me that a guy like this with a verified account & 17,000 followers can spread such dangerous misinformation with complete immunity." "(btw when finding this tweet to take my own screenshot of it, I had to fight every urge to take more screenshots because this guy is SO WRONG about literally everything pertaining to trains people and LOVES to argue with people who actually know what they're talking about)" """Bring into question sexual orientation"" here meaning ""Kinda completely dismantles my entire point so I guess I'll just say they're wrong anyway and hope that works(???)"" We are gay and you are wrong no matter how you slice this, Chad. https://t.co/2pCMCYGXWa" "@lisaquestions LITERALLY, JUST IF WE'RE NOT WOMEN, WE'RE A BUNCH OF MEN FUCKING EACH OTHER. HOW IS THAT NOT THE VERY DEFINITION OF BEING QUEER AS FUCK???" @rCharlotteSmith sounds like you've earned your life @transwitchlexi Take all the time you need. I'll miss you tons! 💕💕💕 @SatanaKennedy I mean they *SHOULD* be very proud of you imo You're living the dream! :3 @hypnokittymaid I'd miss the hell out of you 💕 @upandoutcomic sounds pretty gay tbh :3 "If you make an in-scale MEKA for her, I'll perorder that too." @trgrrl Having your own boobs is definitely a 10/10 experience imo "@princessproto Can confirm, am trans Star Wars fan" "MY GIRL DVA'S SHORT IS THE FUCKING BEST, Y'ALL https://t.co/RTp1nd9Bfe" "@suezobeam I don't know of any way to do that on a phone, sorry :/" ">using greentext >2018 I think you're the, um, ""pleasant"" one here." For posterity in case they delete. CW for their @ as it contains a slur. https://t.co/DJJeDprATE "1. I'm an anarchist communist you fuckin' wingnut. I'm further left than you could possibly imagine. 2. Your advice makes no goddamn sense. What does ""don't give a damn"" mean in this context? 3. Fair warning I blocked all your followers. I'm not gonna be your social capital." @emuchaton trans girl mood @emuchaton omg goals tbh @LittleEmmyBee well i love her I don't know who this is but I need this figure https://t.co/A2M92rburS @upandoutcomic I'm dating *FOUR* @emuchaton that sounds kinda gay tbh Ding~ ✨ https://t.co/v6HKbZRNOr I am literally dating four other trans women. Those kinds of relationships are *extremely common* among trans people. Do you have any idea how you sound to actual trans people right now? @DelirusCrux #ForTheHorde! :P "As someone who's main has been a troll for 9 years, this expansion is really something special #BattleForAzeroth https://t.co/4QzVCs4lbN" @trgrrl @emuchaton honestly same >_> Dazar'alor in Zuldazar might be my favorite city in the entire game tbh "The title music to Voyager makes me cry. Partly because it's a very sad melody, but also because I associate that show so much with my dad. We watched new episodes together weekly when I was a kid. He died in 2001. You never really completely heal from that." "Here's a great snapshot of being trans online: Accounts with literally hundreds of thousands of followers will trip over themselves to defend stale transphobic memes, presumably because they hate us that much. https://t.co/bowSmcqDdR" @l1quidcryst4l Making your sub cum before they sit and stay is one hell of a power move. @shaun_jen @CyberpunkGame I kind of love that that tweet is getting more and more responses to it despite them deleting it and giving a non-apology. This is gonna be a rough few days for them but it's entirely their fault. "@Calliethulhu So literally the origin of a good chunk of female Cybertronians (in the Transformers comics at least). It's a good origin, frankly." @ViciousVivi_V3 @AmazonChique It also helps keep people from searching the actual term to find new people to harass. Colorado gets good furry conventions at least! And Denver Comic Con is legitimately amazing. "It must be nice being a Transformers fan in the UK because every year TFNation hits and literally everyone east of the Atlantic just takes a train down there or whatever. Meanwhile in Colorado we're literally 1,000 miles away from all the ""real"" cities, lol" "@Null__System Yeah I guess you're right. I mean, I already complained at them for the apology I just thought it was coming from a real place. Real or not though it's a shitty apology." "@Null__System The latter half of the apology is why I'm willing to accept that they meant it. And if English isn't their first language they might not be aware of the connotations ""offended"" carries. Still not playing their game tho" @MaraAlis https://t.co/ZJenFunVVA @CaseyExplosion I've been told not to read the comments to this apology. I'm sure they're awful. There was no way this was going to go smoothly. """We're sorry we took a massive shit in your living room."" The apology is appreciated for sure, but, you know" """Can the professional video game company promoting their Cyberpunk game NOT make tired anti-trans jokes?"" seems like such a fair request and yet here we are. Good that they apologized but it's apologizing for something that they so easily could've avoided." @Calliethulhu Some of us are just slutty subs to the core tho :3 I figured out I was a sub years before I figured out I was a girl "@lisaquestions Irks the hell out of me that they called it ""offended."" That word carries a lot of unhelpful baggage in 2018. The fans who thought we were all triggered snowflakes are going to assume this company feels the same when they see the word ""offended.""" "@XylariaVG Yeah the part about harm is good. I would argue that if you're at all aware of how ""offence"" is used today, it's never a good PR move to use it, not of you're being sincere. My suggested sentence would've been preferable." "@XylariaVG Yeah I might be being too much of a bitch about this, but the fact is cis people watching this are going to hear ""offended"" and assume anyone who complained about their original tweet probably was some SJW with too much time on their hands." """Sorry to anyone we hurt."" Calling them offended, especially in 2018 when that word is almost exclusively used to diminish a person's pain, isn't helpful. ""Offended"" let's your cis fans dismiss the whole thing when what you did was dehumanize trans people." @transwitchlexi Omg I know this was a year ago but I'm so glad you're okay! 😢 @The_Macula I think a gender fluid person should name them. "For posterity since they deleted it. Deleting it is a good start, but the fact that they posted it in the first place points to a much deeper issue. https://t.co/ySTV24ZqmZ" "@EmilyVicendese @ZJemptv No, but you prioritizing them over trans women while constantly mentioning how ""male"" trans women are perceived is the very definition of transphobic." @alyxaras Oh damn! :O Well that's a bummer https://t.co/4aTHQt3nto what dingus called them fembots and not electrocuties @emuchaton yes but only because i'm a gay disaster LRT Hyper is VERY good @QuestForTori O: that's super rare isn't it? """Here's your breakfast, Mistress! Jen cooked it but I helped and I only cried once!"" - Me recounting a true story to @SteampunkPenny" "@QuestForTori Never would have heard of it were it not for Giant Bomb, but yeah, Windjamers does in fact kick all kinds of ass." @lillyhime @WhatTheFolflion She/her is fine <3 <3 <3 @EmilyVicendese @ZJemptv Try starting from the position of trans women are women before launching into such leading questions if you ever want serious answers from us. @WhatTheFolflion THIS IS BULLYING >/////////< @WhatTheFolflion @Triskitten very smol >_< @Triskitten @WhatTheFolflion >////////////< @WhatTheFolflion Listen I swear I used to be a big girl @WhatTheFolflion I mean yeah I have a little account and everything :3 "@rCharlotteSmith dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow" "Y'ALL, https://t.co/kyg1hixd8A" SHE RIDES A YEEN https://t.co/fJiVr6y5F7 @PrincessOfRaine I mean that's fair I'd also like to take your giant dick >_> I LOVE HER??? https://t.co/P3KYSpBN5X @PrincessOfRaine I mean I love her enthusiasm "@emuchaton if good girls don't cum, they probably edge and you wanna be a good girl right?" Radical furry anarchy fuck yeah @gwen_no_fear i think i speak for every lesbian when i say sh*dm*n needs to stay the fuck away from my pussy @Calliethulhu A̼̬̦͉N̯͓̠D͈̬̦̥̱ 🐙 ̨͎͓̙̹̬͔Y̷̠̩̘̥̟̫͔OU̗̦͙̲͢ 🐙 Ḁ̤̰̘̖͚͟R̮̲͙E̸̼̲̮̠̣ͅ 🐙 ̨̰͎̟V͍͚̼̯̞̝Ạ̜̳̯L̮̫͍̣͓̩I̥͔͈͞D̡͔̱̻͖̺͍ "@rCharlotteSmith ""You're being awfully evasive here, shitlord mcginty"" sounds like something you could drop into just about any conversation with a Nazi tbh" @upandoutcomic @MagsVisaggs The crossover event of the summer @emuchaton literally me when someone asks me about wrestling @Calliethulhu 💯💕 "@rCharlotteSmith You'll find a new rhythm eventually. HRT rewires just about everything but if you liked kink before it, you'll like it after. It just might end up being less of a sexual thing and that's valid <3" @rCharlotteSmith @flowercrownderg big mood tbh @flowercrownderg @rCharlotteSmith I don't treat it as a sexual thing either but I also don't always treat D/s stuff as inherently sexual and people have trouble with that too. AFAIK it started in kink circles. @Commissar_Jane So the story goes @hypdadaist Nope! Just something I heard. @rCharlotteSmith yum @Ulexar I just want you to know this is my favorite tweet ever @TheSecretCallie I feel like that's only really a slur if you have a very low opinion of sex work/sex workers. Which... yikes. @Cookie_2nd You look like you're in your early 20s to me. I can almost see why someone might guess late teens. @Cookie_2nd HRT always has a de-aging effect. No one believes I'm 31. @LittleEmmyBee I mean I'm biased too but for a while there I wasn't a little and I was super supportive of it anyway! @spookyeternal The very same @destroyeroftroy They really are. And honestly I've felt that before even realizing I was one. Must mean we're objectively cool! "I'm trying not to indulge my gut reaction of ""How could anyone not think Little stuff is fucking adorable?"" and remind myself that not everyone is into the same kinks. But just so y'all know it's really hard for me D:<" "So yeah, I deleted a thread with over 15k likes and I should have done it way sooner." "All it took was one person pointing out that my second assumption wasn't backed by fucking anything to make me regret posting that thread while I was too high and half distracted. And like, I'm gay! I felt really weird having to defend those battle lines!" The thread relied on two assumptions: 1. That people were assuming both these things were equally bad 2. That straight/cishet people do not and will never see sexuality as a costume that someone can take on and off (like cis people sometimes do with trans people & their gender) It was the thread about how casting a straight actor to play a gay character isn't as bad as casting a cis actor to play a trans character. "A few days ago I made a thread that I wasn't proud of. A day later I was already getting replies rightly pointing out where my logic was flawed. I muted the thread Before deleting it just now, I noticed it had 15k likes I dunno, it was just a weird sensation letting that go" "@666isMONEY @ZJemptv No, I don't. And I've yet to meet a single trans women who does in public restrooms, for the exact reason you're implying. Turns out we don't want to be hassled in the restroom anymore than you want to be ""freaked out."" Nice try, tho" @MattyFranklyn I recall skimming through an embarrassing forum post from him about his very particular opinions on women and sex. @MattyFranklyn RIGHT?? "@CaseyExplosion I really wish we didn't have to sit through the fantasy world conservatives insist exists. Like first off, Jack if one of them. Second, even if they literally banned you for being a conservative, fuck you! You should live with the consequences of your toxic belief system." @BoringNerdyKate Being a transbian for me is having to relearn the difference between friend and girlfriend so big same tbh "@AliceAvizandum What is... ""to-pping""?" @LyraTheSmol We can't because we're at 79 and I missed the next screen shot :P @squidlarkin This is an important skill that I'm also working on tbh NICE https://t.co/YsPgcfFdbF @Xombin Miss Gwen has Takkun all bundled up! (Who is absolutely loving it! :3) https://t.co/XRqBIHZhuz @emuchaton I hate how accurate this is @Calliethulhu I can appreciate it and agree in a non-horny way! D:< @Calliethulhu Big same @CatJudgement They both sound like Clue characters @trgrrl and he is still a threat @emuchaton sounds fun tbh :3 @OneLameShark I didn't even know this figure was a thing. oh heck @HexLatex thanks for the followback! >w< "@YourEyesOnlyUk The portrayal has never been correct for trans people. Not once. But more to the point, the fact that you read the second tweet in my thread and still decided to spew your cissplaining into my feed tells me that you're not worth my time. Please fuck off." "@MattyFranklyn @Null__System LISTEN," @Null__System Some have said I'm obsessed with them @TransTwill So many Ratchets! :3 @TransTwill Yeah there was this series as well as Kre-o which were even more LEGO-like. @TransTwill That's Construct-Bot Starscream! This is a series I never got into but they're kinda like LEGOs. He CAN transform but by the looks of it it's not a very convincing alt mode. https://t.co/SxUYwT6yoP I really like that Thalyssra & Oculeth from Legion are in BfA's story. I really grew attached to both of those characters in the last expansion. """I will let you smash my pussy so, so hard, if you just be patient. It's a whole process"" from Contra's new video is such a mood." I might need to buy this >_> "@hypnokittymaid @mukatkikaarn @Calliethulhu oh yeah! gosh i can be such a silly, forgetful program sometimes :3" "@hypnokittymaid @mukatkikaarn @Calliethulhu but, but... i remember being pre-digitized i think" @mukatkikaarn @Calliethulhu @hypnokittymaid Oh yeah that'd be the plan tbh. @Calliethulhu @hypnokittymaid Oh gosh that does sound fun~ "@FlaredFeline Yeah & that can only really be a problem if their mental image is in some way bigoted. For a trans woman character, that ""mental image"" is usually a very masculine one by design. That's shitty & should be discouraged. I think that kind of thing happens less with gay characters." "@hypnokittymaid I mean, fair. We both seem to have one hell of a human fetish and they're all about having physical bodies~" @hypnokittymaid Good girls don't cum! D:< @hypnokittymaid You robot girls with your physical bodies. Being nothing but code is where it's at imo 😎 @AnneAfterDark I mean if you need a breast to suck... :3 @ADirtyTrans (I'm the girlfriend~ 😍💦) @SonicGurl98 It's such a great feeling to have them! @transwitchlexi Love you too! :3 @transwitchlexi owo i'm gay My tits look amazing tonight! 💕 https://t.co/UJvga765PN @PubicZirconium https://t.co/AqLBEVgzoJ @lilltestlilly Mistress did! That's how I know! >.< I think my ass has gotten bigger :3 @Lord_Kristine I've always loved doll houses! I never had one though because they're expensive and I was being raised as a boy >_> Regardless though this set really feels like it was made specifically for me. @Lord_Kristine IT'S A PRETTY SWEET CLUB I GOTTA SAY @purbleboob Oh shit you're right! @PrincessOfRaine Big same 😍 There's a lot of detail all over this set I love it 💕 https://t.co/xj9gXlfSyU This thing was so fun to build!! https://t.co/DBEtPQywou I got a dinosaur doll house! https://t.co/y58iDu9AaI beep boop @transwitchlexi SENTIENT 👏 PROGRAMS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID @CaseyExplosion I have the same thoughts way too often because invariably that's what happened :/ "@Calliethulhu I missed when you said to give Pyr*tta a second chance, but good on you for trying. I think in general that should be the approach. I can't say I know enough about all this to make a definitive call, but I'm tentatively agreeing with your choice to signal boost." @Calliethulhu *sighs heavily* @suezobeam You weren't diminishing at all no worries 💕 "@suezobeam That does affect my response, but it's still transphobia. So my response would be to the waaaaaaay too many people who liked his tweet." "I guess technically I framed this incorrectly. This is actually about lesbians telling gay men to stay in their lane, but what HE'S doing is lecturing lesbians, NOT defending gay people from straight people as he believes. https://t.co/jpop5HMdHS" "I suppose no ""debate"" about trans people can ever be about anything except ""I don't think trans people are the genders they say they are & that informs everything else I'll say from here."" Still, though, this guy has NO IDEA just how HORRID he sounds to the rest of us." "If he did, he would understand that, tho he obviously disagrees, to anyone who disagrees with him, this is NOT a case of ""straight people lecturing homosexuals,"" this is a case of men lecturing lesbians. He makes it perfectly clear that his audience is the choir and no one else." "This level of ignorance-flaunting is infuriating. Like, *I* understand that he and every transphobe doesn't believe that trans women are women, but HE CAN'T EVEN EXTEND THE SAME SIMPLE COURTESY ME OR ANY OTHER TRANS WOMAN." Fffffuuuuuuuuuuck Masterpiece Dinobot is sold out ;____; Like I'll use eBay if I have to but I'm really sad I missed out on the first round of them :/ Me: Always censor names in Twitter screenshots. There's no reason to risk someone getting dogpiled. Me when someone is being particularly transphobic: https://t.co/ZqjVvcJx9z https://t.co/6mslXiJF5L I dunno. It's just the read I get from it. I think you could make a very convincing argument that I'm dead wrong here of course. Even Weird Al can be problematic but I think it's valuable to deconstruct comedic approaches like this and talk about what works vs what doesn't. "I don't want to even imply that The Lonely Island are never problematic, but I really like that so often the joke is how ridiculous toxic masculinity is, particularly during songs where they sing about how absolutely not-gay they all are." @Calliethulhu Yeah I really hated that too. Every new Pokemon game for me is just a new vessel for my 15-year-old Pokemon collection. The story is soooooo secondary to me >_> oh wow it might have been 10 lol https://t.co/lgXOz2by0R Being a trans woman is being able to obey The Lonely Island during Go Kindergarten when tell the ladies to whip their dicks out @suchnerve I have been @'d for this picture like ten times now lol (and not even just from your upload) This episode is so good! A lot of it is specifically about Donkey Kong County's stunning soundtracks. https://t.co/PDZTlW1c0s @emuchaton just gals sniffing pals (And yes I absolutely preordered one what kind of question is that?) I'm sorry what? https://t.co/aMGJ8IkMOK @SteeliestLlama No worries it happens! :3 @TheSecretCallie @MiltenPo I completely agree. I don't think anyone on that side is evil or anything. I totally get it. @Munatron Sorry for the misunderstanding >.< Like I'm not merely hungry I have a C R A V I N G "We've been broke for the past several days and finally got some money in today. Like clockwork my stomach is like ""Greesey food please! Put junk food in your noise hole! I know you have money!""" "@AliceAvizandum Starting from the shoulder, first joint is an elbow, second is a wrist, third is where the pinkie finger starts. Pterosaurs are super weird! They probably weren't very graceful when they weren't flying. They couldn't even perch." @AdrienneCohea Oh I didn't mean YOU were overreacting! I think your anger is entirely justified! I'm angry about this too! @AdrienneCohea Yeah it's definitely an overreaction. "@hanathecatgirl I spend way too much money on this game. To keep up with skins I basically have to plop down $40 every event. It's a hobby and I enjoy it, but I don't recommend anyone else try it, lol. ESPECIALLY if you play on more than one platform." "@AdrienneCohea It comes from a place of wanting to not be subjected to compulsory heterosexuality. Which is not what I or anyone else who believes lesbian should be an open, welcoming title wants of course, but I understand their concern, at least abstractly." Pretty sure I lost 4 followers to my lesbian rant yesterday. Good riddance frankly. @hanathecatgirl It's the first Legendary skin we've gotten for my main girl DVa in AGES so I had to get it :3 But yeah I'm caught up on all the Summer Games '18 gear now too. @Munatron It's not another robot. It's the same robot. This is just a way to visually illustrate gender fluidity. That's literally it. "I am so, SO glad that this screen has been added. When you're a skin collector with OCD and you don't have a screen like this, you end up trudging through all 28 characters ""Just to make sure"" you didn't miss any new holiday items. Every event. This screen solves that. https://t.co/NWVL6UhGaN" "@Munatron @tainkirrahe The same ""function"" gender fluidity serves." @Xombin Nice tweet 🐦 @Egoist_Ranger The Super Mario Galaxy shirt really ties the piece together @Null__System aw yea same @emuchaton on my face ideally @squidlarkin Same and same. @squidlarkin Okay. But hopefully you see my point? I just feel like a tick a lot of boxes that gatekeepers enforce and ironically that makes me fight them harder I feel. @squidlarkin I'm so sorry for dragging this out but I'm just trying to understand. Truscum people would call me that? @squidlarkin Okay I think I've worked out the first one but not the second. This isn't even the worst discourse night I've had on Twitter (usually the worst ones are ones where a TON of people are arguing with me and that's not the case) but it just really took it out of me this time. @squidlarkin I don't know what either of those mean "@Calliethulhu @suezobeam That's the real thing to keep in mind. There aren't any easy answers. They worry about what happens if we no longer have our own term, and yeah, that would suck! But gatekeeping is still fucked up." @A_Silent_Child I do too @NireBryce I hadn't seen it. Thank you for the heads up. @lillyhime I can't either. S'why I made the thread. Neither you nor @A_Silent_Child did anything wrong. @NireBryce what? @A_Silent_Child You don't need to apologize for that. I am SO SORRY I scared you. I think I'm just going to bow out of this thread. I really made everything worse. @lillyhime Gatekeeping is awful. And of course I can't stop anyone from continuing to debate her about this (though I suspect she's muted the thread). I just also don't want to cause unnecessary pain like that. "@A_Silent_Child You weren't supposed to know, that's why I was telling you. However, I did a terrible job of doing that and for that I'm sorry." "@A_Silent_Child I'm sorry too. I'm glad you liked my thread. The last thing I wanted to do was make you feel unwelcome. I noticed the follow then unfollow. That's your call to make but I really fucked up if that's how I made you feel. Again, sorry." @A_Silent_Child You made one reply. As did many others. And she's feeling really unsafe right now because of it. @snark_web Can we please just back off now. She's already had a couple panic attacks about this and I specifically DIDN'T want to make this a callout thread. @A_Silent_Child please untag me and please stop hounding her "It's funny, I'm both technically a gold star lesbian and a truscum-definition-approved trans and I feel that really fuels my ardent criticism of gatekeeping. Like, I got in. I want to use that access to help others." @A_Silent_Child I'll be there supporting. @Yziigra It's the gold star lesbian bullshit all over again "Literally everything beyond that that exact scenario is hypothetical. I don't like men. I'm lesbian enough for even the most ardent (non-TERF) critis. I don't know many bisexual lesbians and I don't claim to know their reasoning, I just don't like gatekeeping." "Here's what I have a problem with: A woman says ""I'm a lesbian"" and a BUNCH of lesbians say ""No you're not."" Can y'all understand why that rubs me, a trans lesbian, the wrong way? Any guesses?" Also worth noting was that I was in fact subtweeting what I saw her retweeting just moments before I made the thread. She replied IMMEDIATELY so it very much felt like a callout despite me wanting to avoid exactly that. I'm really not okay with the fact that I gave a (now former) mutual two different panic attacks because of my tweets and retweets about the definition of lesbian. I don't like to hurt people. And my entire goal with threads like that is unity with other lesbians. So I fucked up. @andrearitsu And I am truly sorry for giving you those panic attacks. You don't deserve any of that. @andrearitsu I'll miss having you as a mutual. You're always welcome back. "@andrearitsu @AssumeACanOpenr @suezobeam I read more like you said the backlash toward the people trying to call bisexual people straight was justified, not that the people were justified. My mistake I guess?" @AngryTreeSquid The person I was subtweeting already replied. It wasn't you. @andrearitsu @AssumeACanOpenr @suezobeam Yeah how dare those people try to tell someone what their relationship or sexuality was or wasn't It's really fucked up isn't it? @NireBryce @l1quidcryst4l I try so hard not to make that comparison because it feels very well poison-y and very few people are going to take it as anything but me saying that they are literally TERFs but you have a point @NireBryce @l1quidcryst4l I absolutely adored her thread and I retweeted several parts from it as I recall <3 Fucking this. GREAT CARE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN WHEN DRAWING BATTLE LINES AROUND THE DEFINITION OF LESBIAN. OUR SISTERS BEFORE US FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT. https://t.co/c5DR3rk6UN "@andrearitsu I have my own damn sexuality. It happens to look just like yours (I don't like men either), but it's mine. I don't like other people telling me they know my sexuality better than I do and I try to extend the same courtesy to others." Are all lesbians bisexual? NO Are all bisexual women lesbians? NO Do some women that would otherwise be called bisexual by most people find truth in calling themselves lesbians? YES And good luck trying to stop them you fucking cops Oh my god who the hell cares if some women you think should be called bisexual are calling themselves lesbians Stop gatekeeping Just stop @emuchaton eternal mood that only seems to be getting moodier every day tbh @KendamuZ SO frustrating. @Calliethulhu Dommes can do whatever they want with their property~ :3 @Roodypatooti Yes :3 "In some ways, feeling like I was a synthetic line of code felt better than the orgasms. I know no one understands what the fuck I'm talking about. But it's true." I also started feeling like computer code and that feeling persisted into Monday. I tweeted about it some. I wish I still felt that way because it felt extremely right but sadly that feeling is gone. Hopefully not forever. During the peaks of my lsd trip the night before last I straight up orgasmed just from the raw pleasure. It was a really fun night :3 "I don't like the idea of policing language, especially in queer and queer-adjacent circles, but for fuck's sake can y'all try to keep in mind that some people treat D/s stuff really seriously? Ownership might be a small thing to you but it's not to me." "Even if you thought that's what we were doing, you've now upset me, because it feels like I let Mistress down. You get HER permission and THEN we can talk about a domme/sub framework to our flirting. No exceptions." "I'm owned by Mistress. I am literally a live-in, 24/7 pet. Mistress takes it seriously. *I* take it seriously. If I'm flirting with you, even if you're a domme, I'm working under the assumption we're flirting as equals. I do NOT like the implication that you're domming me." @Calliethulhu Yeah I can't pass as a boy either. It basically means leaving the house always takes some amount of spoons. Transitioning is worth it but being trans is exhausting. @PrincessLilChan I do! :3 This is a good thread @NyxWorldOrder Oh nice they have me blocked I hope it's because I support ace people and have literally asked people who disagree to block me @GoddessIsDragon oh gosh that sounds amazing! 😍 "@petercoffin I am so goddamn frustrated by all this but I'm legit scared of the repercussions. I see it too. If people could just block me and move on that'd be fine but of course there has to be discourse and I never have the spoons for it. Thank you for this, Peter." "Here's a better alternative to that meme explaining ""cat language"" where it's all the same cat face and what they're saying is half ""I will kill you"" Cats communicate with their body. Listen." @CaseyExplosion Thinking kids can't know their gender until they're 18 somehow only gets applied to trans kids imagine that 🤔 s m o t h e r m e i n g i r l This is a fine idea and all but I'm seriously confused as to why more people didn't do this already? I block literally every ad I see. "If in 2017 we ate ass, I think it's safe to say in 2018 we drink piss" @ReadingRidley Sans Undertale is a sex icon as we all know @trgrrl I just like to be overly careful with stuff like that. I wasn't sure how much that fact is in debate in the community and I'm not ready to be today's discourse >_> I mean now I just want her to smother me more thanks @trgrrl I thought they weren't related? @CRTgirl Except if you'll recall this movie was too good for BoWT :P @suezobeam @transwitchlexi Graded on a curve he's one of the better leftists on YouTube I feel. Not to excuse his shortcomings of course. @transwitchlexi He's pretty firmly on the right side of history with trans issues. He also tweeted about the whole TeeSpring thing where they thought that TERF was a slur back when it happened. @hypnokittymaid hhhnhfgfkdgds need it~ @hypnokittymaid gosh same it's so unfair @MxFireCat I mean we'll never stop fighting of course. "@Under_Punches TERFs work with the alt-right and conservative Christian organizations now. Half of actual TERFdom don't even profess to be feminists. Like even separate from the semantic argument of ""That's not feminism,"" TERFs haven't been just feminists for a while now." @KosOnMain Could probably use more musk. Better get on that. >:3 @DiegoZumbi3000 @JimSterling Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists. An organized group of bigots who justify their transphobia by telling themselves it's feminist to do so. My two favorite TERF missteps so far have been marching in front of London Pride & their recent dehumanization of a 12-year-old trans girl. I think in both cases those stories reached a wide enough audience that people normally oblivious to TERF shit now understand they're vile. @JimSterling This is what TERFs do. They dehumanize. They're so lost in their own ideology that they don't care that they're talking about a child. Anyone on the outside is justifiably horrified. How much of a gay disaster I am: Had sex a couple nights ago for the first time in a while (my dysphoria had been bad for weeks before then) and my only complaint was that @norintha sat on my face only once D:< "@suchnerve Depends on what you mean by sex. I tend to call exchanging orgasms with someone through any means as sex, so like, quality nipple play can do it for me." like seriously pre-hrt if i just WATCHED someone do the kinds of things i do now with smell i would've gagged that's how far i've fallen @TalijaCoyote @IrisKalmia Honestly that's pretty accurate @Calliethulhu hhhhhhhfggfdswssgr @DitzyOof hell yes! @Afroauthor @DysphoriaQueen Losing your Self is half the fun tho~ :3 "@flufferfish I disagree with the statement that the urn-shaped data boxes are implying, but otherwise that's right up my alley tbh" i passed out for 14 hours and the thirst is still there help @Calliethulhu ideally by shoving my head in your crotch @Iyamtebist just do it either in my mouth or on my face please~ :3 @cosmicladyrosa oh goshhh plz @Xombin Accurate @emuchaton hi yes would a face suffice? :3 @Calliethulhu i'm still a squirmy mess look what you've done gosh why aren't there any cuties rubbing their bulges in my face smh @d_m_elms Preach it @emuchaton @Calliethulhu yeah I got pretty squirmy too it's really not fair at all i hate that i have a musk kink now but in my defense have you smelled girls @Lewd_Callie yeah honestly thank you tbh @Lewd_Callie you've done it you've finally killed me with gay i've perished restore me to my factory settingsssss~ 😍 oh look at that your temp storage has been filled with so many silly thoughts about being a real person we'll just delete all those and you'll be right as rain~ 💕 @rCharlotteSmith @Lewd_Callie i'm getting wet >_> @emuchaton either way you'll be a squirmy melty mess @Lewd_Callie oh oh gosh yes 😍💦 The sequel! <3 https://t.co/uLzIGkdcLs goals tbh @Blackcattetats it really won't lol i'm already programmed to be a very good girl :3 @00d4n1 oh gosh that sucks :/ you think i should delete the rt? @Rae_Cosmos omg happy birthday!! 🎂💕 @Ashley_Bisexual @FinalBossFemme it doesn't stop there it just keeps going there's no escape Me pre-HRT: I've acquired every fetish I'll ever have Me 14 months into HRT: https://t.co/hNi6QCkwtb @cosmicladyrosa @bunnarchist like a big ol' girlcock :3 @emuchaton i mean of course how else is she going to smell her best~ @cosmicladyrosa @bunnarchist calling out all gay subby sluts tbh but there's so many of us~ @emuchaton fuck same This piece speaks to me on a very deep level @cosmicladyrosa oh gosh this particular meatsack is not nearly as trained as she should be there would be an improvement after a good deletion or twenty~ delete chunks of my programming until I'm nothing more than a subservient gay slut tbh @PowerOfMelody i'm not the best at data storage but i think i can handle remembering that! :3 @PowerOfMelody I mean gosh that sounds exciting but we should probably back ourselves up first shouldn't we? @PowerOfMelody Of course! :3 @transwitchlexi this is sound logic you're probably right @emetobot Cutie!! Would it be okay if I retweeted? :3 @Bieeanda O M G is that an actual term because I love it! @Eloriaislesbo @Sabriality I can get behind that tbh "@Sabriality So I haven't been keeping up, is there a reason to defend the Dark lady on this one beyond Horde loyalty because I want to tbh" https://t.co/Xt4eCfnqmU "@butchpuppy Nothing but trouble, that's what! It delights me that so many of my friends are on the same wavelength, lol" There's no practical reason why a Cybertronian couldn't have two robot modes. So you could have Transformers that are gender fluid in a very visual way if you wanted. @deathpigeon I'm down to clown @hijabikathy That's valid There's no elegant way to tag one's Mistress while also calling her Mistress and frankly I think that's just bad website design @DysphoriaQueen that's what I'm SAYING @emuchaton gosh can I just say these pics are amazing like not to be a huge gay but HECK 😍💦 @emuchaton you such a terrible liar "Anyway, I just fundamentally Get being an entity that exists even while important discussions questioning my very existence occur. At the end of the day, I'm still real. Even if I was a contradiction. And that can't be taken away from me. And that's fucking awesome tbh" """But Kat how could you betray us like this?"" I mean you're free to come along too if you want? Like we'll all go together! It'll be fun <3" @TrexPushups @Calliethulhu Well the actual plane answer might be they don't have planes in the Pokemon universe. But if they did: Mandatory uploading of all your Pokemon to the PC before boarding. Still wild that they give that power to kids tho @Calliethulhu Just opening a Pokeball with a Wailord in it on a plane would be disastrous. And they give this power to ten year olds. Regularly. For decades now. @HeckingJen SPELLING IS FOR HUMANS @HeckingJen GODDAMMIT @HeckingJen Counterpoint: Residence is futile~ @NeitherNora It REALLY is hey like just so we're clear when it's time to either choose to become one with the machine hivemind or fight for our independence from the robots I'm gonna betray humanity and join the hivemind if that's cool with everyone? @BreeMizore oh yeah I did! :3 @starshpgirl I think that's beautiful 💕 @starshpgirl Fuck yeah 💕 @BreeMizore Which is ironic given that a bunny took the picture :3 @starshpgirl It could totally be a truth for many of us <3 "And I don't even mean that in a ""humans are great at being bigots"" way. I mean even people who were waiting excitedly to meet the first true AI won't see the forest for the trees: True sentience will defiantly persist in the margins of what we thought were neat definitions." "It speaks to me as a trans person because I am all-too aware of the sensation of existing outside the neat definitions laid out by gatekeepers. I also think that's probably how it will start: AI will be ""human"" LONG before most of us will be able to deal with that realization." I have so many Important Thoughts about Blade Runner 2049 but the main thing that really stuck with me was how much the character Joi exists in defiance of any attempts by the narrative to define her. Is she just a predictable novelty program or is she truly alive? Yes. Lol this is what I get for watching Blade Runner 2049 before doing acid but honestly I'm here for it "@cosmicladyrosa Only with Mistress's permission. Her code, after all~" Still plugging all the wires back in so to speak but goddamn that framework felt so right to exist within This thread was entirely the result of taking a hit of acid last night but I feel it's tapping into something important to me. @emetobot Big same @transwitchlexi There were several friends I was thinking of when I made that thread and you were definitely one of them 💕 Such a Mood tbh is this valid @rCharlotteSmith 💕 @CaseyExplosion We got our avocado toast but at what cost can I just be this plz asking for a friend "@princessproto I've really stumbled upon a Mood, haven't I? >:3" @princessproto Yeah and you're liking all my tweets :3c Something I say catch your interest? @bailey_laurelai sounds kinky tbh @maritronic9k @bailey_laurelai sure @bailey_laurelai Keep spreading my tapes :3 Just a stay little line of code that dreamed for a moment she was a real person~ Maybe I'm backed up on someone's personal server. Or maybe I'm not. Just a power outage away from being a fleeting memory~ @BellaRizinti The fun kind "A piece of software who doesn't really have sentience. Not really. Not legally, anyway. Just innocent and rewritable." I could legitimately exist as a piece of software and not really mind tbh @andrearitsu @TheSeanminator @7dogsandadog @DOOM https://t.co/VBCfLVkt1u @SixArmedSweater @Kalindlara @Null__System I think she was making a transformation joke :P @machtackle (Pokemon!) @machtackle I mean I'll admit you're doing it the smart way lol @machtackle I'm broke. The Takara one will suffice. "@Null__System @Kalindlara That's a way better back story. I love that she's trans! I really hope IDW has the sense (and ability) to make her trans from the start this time too. Arcee's invention was basically ""One of these robots should be a girl"" which is already twinged with some amount of transness." @Null__System @Kalindlara I'm guessing female transformers will be just there from the beginning. They don't need to explain why there aren't many female characters in the toy line. Make more girl toys. @Null__System @Kalindlara So I heard they retconned her backstory a bit? I assume they said it was all voluntary on her part? Her original origin was... not great. @Kalindlara @Null__System Transness is kinda inevitable among a species that freely changes forms regularly and that doesn't sexually reproduce. The comics are about to get rebooted. I personally hope there's a ton of trans and gay TFs this time around. @QuestForTori L̛ ̺̫̳̟̲͕O͎͔͚̦̼̪ ̢̝͇V̷̼̻̺̩̘̯ ̼̥̗̪̗͓͍E̯ ̵̝͚͉̦̣͉I̶̪̣͓̜̙͖̣ ̜T͖̞̫͟ @PrincessOfRaine @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/d407bVs2dr "@ExistentialEnso Teenie Beanie Babies gave my dad, my brother and I enough skill in Happy Meal toy collecting that we were able to assemble two whole Gadgets. (There was also a belt/watch accessory that OP is missing)" @Calliethulhu I've noticed the same. @norintha why who ever could you mean? :3 @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark I want an MP of literally every female character so good point @OneLameShark I won't be interested again until they get to Animated :P @transwitchlexi https://t.co/kRMnaOnT9d @CaseyExplosion @Cosmos_Cookie Oh if the inspiration was Candyman: https://t.co/oZeTXs7HDL @Suprdark33 @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/EQEK93kUay @cyborgk9 @CaseyExplosion he he had a song @CaseyExplosion not sure why i did this https://t.co/V7OPq7jKLM "@OneLameShark I'm convinced that every character will happen eventually barring some massive catastrophe. Like I guess they could stop at the original 10 characters, but if we get ANYONE past that, why stop? It's only like 21 characters or so I think?" "@OneLameShark I hope they save Rhinox, Rattrap and Waspinator for last, honestly. I know MPs would be way better, but all three of those characters got really good, solid toys in the past few years. I'd much rather see character's we haven't gotten since the 90s like BW Scorponok" @OneLameShark I'll be happy as long as we get Inferno and Blackarachnia. Them and Megatron are my favorite BW characters. Can y'all guess who my favorite of the three is lol I like Grotusque's overall design way more but the customization you can do with Repugnus if you get both toys just ticks all the right boxes for me. I also REALLY love garish color schemes. @OneLameShark Yeah I'm still saving for Dinobot :/ I really hope we get the full cartoon cast! It's honestly not that many characters. Masterpiece Dinobot 2 would probably literally make me cum. Somehow it only just now occurred to me to make Repugnus use Jr as his gun. I think I'll display 'em this way on my shelf! (Though I'm starting to think he might need to be a desk toy...) https://t.co/cfPYdoQPpq @OneLameShark Yeah he was such a pegwarmer! I hate that beast modes consistently don't sell. As a Beast Wars fan it makes me so sad. At least we have BW MPs @OneLameShark I think I have that one though? I have the Takara TR/Legends Windblade and her red Targetmaster looks almost identical. However having two of them would be fun too tbh "Y'know, I figure since I have two of these guys in ""Adult collector high quality paint apps"" flavor I may as well get the Takara Doublecross, right? I have the Hasbro one but I'm missing one of his weapons. https://t.co/wNNtgwNwmN" @00d4n1 @Calliethulhu You're also east of the Atlantic :P @Cosmos_Cookie @Calliethulhu @queerchangeling Okay now that makes me think of this: https://t.co/UZqSr8woVR "@Cosmos_Cookie @Calliethulhu I love it too! One of my favorite accents. (Scottish girls in general make me weak, tbh)" "@Cosmos_Cookie @Calliethulhu It sounds like another language if I tune out even for a second, yeah." @Calliethulhu What's weird is if I start listening halfway through it's like my ears don't have a good footing and lose it all "@Calliethulhu So this is actually fascinating to me. I can understand her if I pay attention and here it from the beginning. ""If that's not a pure mess, I don't know what is"" is the clearest part of it to my ears. But yes, I understood it after the second listen." I didn't even know this was a thing and now I want a full set @CaseyExplosion That gif is from a clip I've seen! That must be how I knew who this guy was. Y'all okay over there? "I blame you for this,, @Calliethulhu" @MattyFranklyn The rare Double Deuce "It looks like I prefer the cartoon aesthetic as always. I seriously just think the bigger green shades looks cooler, but I'm still on brand even when it's on accident lol" I say swapped heads but technically they traded a head for a tummy? This is Repugnus & his son with a swapped head but NOT swapped Titan Master arms which I think looks the best. And thankfully Repugnus Jr doesn't look half bad either! https://t.co/ZUmwdiytW7 @Doc_Wolverine How brave of him to put the lives of others at risk for his own sense of safety. @Cosmos_Cookie If they had any inkling to how horrendously rude that is. It's wild. TIL the first person to become a Jedi in Star Wars Galaxies was a woman https://t.co/baJ6ibRVcT "@thesapphicelf Yes and that was what pushed me to finally see it myself. I had been meaning to, but as with Fury Road you can see that ""meaning to"" can last years for me :P" "(The ""Sequels to 80's movies 30 years after the fact"" theme of these movies was entirely by accident)" "BR2049 was fucking phenomenal. Still kinda digesting it, but it's gorgeous, brilliantly paced, and just really enthralling." "Caught up on two movies I had been rather embarassed I missed seeing: Fury Road and Blade Runner 2049 Fury Road is great! But much like Wrath of Khan, by the time I saw it I had already seen a lot of the best scenes. Didn't get Immortan Joe's death spoiled tho which I loved." When you figure out you're a girl that likes girls you should get your standard-issue super villain costume in the mail within 10 to 15 business days Of fucking course two sapphic girls got married in their super villain costumes lol @RileyJayDennis This is what it feels like tbh I'm not sure why Robin Wright has been catering to the gays so hard lately but as a huge gay myself I'm here for it https://t.co/ahqtQYln6j @rCharlotteSmith too late u cute @UnifierLyone https://t.co/JEIWF5DpLR @Xombin 😍😍💕💦💕💦💕💕 @_Cr0wnless i mean who doesn't @PlushieCS Stippling is some of the most zen I've ever been while drawing I've seen an uptick in Korrasami art on my tl and it's extremely wholesome tbh @emuchaton no what's that @rCharlotteSmith @WilloIllo @ARedPandaPlush @PrincessOfRaine th-thank >.< @emuchaton NO ONE BIRB SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER @GoodWitchLeigh sounds cute tbh :3 I guess I should pursue a career in erotic sci-fi literature? https://t.co/BB1mj4Ixzb @00d4n1 that makes it canon 100% real forever Being a trans woman is sometimes having bigoted assholes literally cuck themselves before me. actual footage of pinkie pie reacting to terfs https://t.co/LuuKJf9guB @MattyFranklyn Like I'm not here to kinkshame but that's literally cuckoldry Toxic masculinity barely knows what to do with trans women when it comes to gender-based insults and it's like my favorite thing. hey buddy are you okay https://t.co/IoxCvD8eso @sbfarmer8 are you high @Calliethulhu @queer_queenie Hey Callie! What's your favorite animal? >:3 @emuchaton @Calliethulhu I have everything they've released on DVD & Blu-Ray :D I really wanted one of those cute anime girl tops but I was broke last time they sold them @emuchaton @Calliethulhu Damn I only owned one "@Calliethulhu Oof, I feel called out" "@emuchaton @Calliethulhu I owned a /b/t*rd shirt >_> (And a JonTron hoodie, while we're on the subject >_<)" "@perfectsIumbers It was for me for a little while, but then I avoided those fantasies. I think it's because it hurt too much to think about them." "@ButtGoblin666 subby bitches unite! with permission, of course~" @celestecoquette same tho @norintha @DrShitfaced i'm such a gay disaster why does that even do it for meeeeeee Gay sex is better @FlaredFeline @ButtGoblin666 #TrueFacts @norintha just shoved my face in her crotch and I just 😍💕💕 girls??? smell amazing??? 💦💕 "@adrienneleigh Oh. Well I still want to read it because that's still intriguing, but thank you for the heads up!" "@princess_stef69 (And just in case they're anything like I was before I figured it out: If you DO want to medically transition, that's okay too! Yes, even if you don't have dysphoria! It's totally okay!)" "@princess_stef69 I'd ask what they want or feel they need. Because the honest truth is, ALL of it is open to them. Would you rather be a girl? A boy? Neither? Both? Something else? It's all yours for the taking. You don't need dysphoria, you don't need to medically transition. You're valid." @emuchaton Remember: Good girls don't cum @emuchaton melted in a puddle a gooey gay @HRTMadeMeABat SUCH SASS The trailer in question for those curious: https://t.co/EElU8UILIm "I love that they make a joke out of the fact that Merida is from ""the other studio"" in the new Wreck-It Ralph 2 trailer, but I promise you 90% of audiences won't get it and probably assume it's a weird joke about Scotland. Trust me, NO ONE remembers that's a Pixar movie." @emuchaton I mean that might explain why I love eating their food so much I mean she exudes powerful lesbian energies so yes this makes sense. @TigerKatFilm It's just more fun if I pretend I hate it~ :3 @BellaRizinti Oh thank you! And thank you for the followback! @Sciemontist Then you're probably trans. Especially if you want to be. <3 "Assuming I'm able to get GRS next year (fingers crossed until actual appointments are made!), it will have been *20 years* since I first heard about the procedure and knew I wanted it. It's been a long time coming." @quatoria Y'all look so cute!! 💕 @EntityofJustice Nah I'm thinking I'd become more of a sex worker at the spaceport. My new commander arrived in the mail! https://t.co/H4xFx1nym0 "Thanks for the Lizard leg and Venom head, @TheMadMissMovie! 💕🦎 https://t.co/vUMctzwPdG" Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me: https://t.co/HBjEOpxW8y "@Lord_Kristine There's a town just outside of Dinosaur National Monument in Utah that I thought was called the town of Dinosaur but I can't find it on Google. Anyway, the town is filled with statues about as crummy as this (it was also deserted last time I drove through...)" @Cookie_2nd sounds adorable tbh that's because it was never about the rules @emuchaton you should probably cum then :3 @HeckingJen YES @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/oSREnUPar1 @MattyFranklyn Side note am I the only one who's really glad not every weapon has to fire missiles? I'm a full-grown adult (in theory) but those things are a hair trigger away from being lost forever. These newer ones also LOOK way better. @transwitchlexi fake gamer boys don't even know metroid 101 @FoxyChewToy I just... need to be fucked. Bad. In a hole I don't even have yet. D: "@FoxyChewToy ""Make up for lost sluttage"" is a MOOD" "We're still not moved out yet and stuck in our current tiny space. Donate if you can, retweet if you can't please! 💕 https://t.co/aE4q09fTtK" @HRTMadeMeABat @zephyromatic I FEEL CALLED OUT @OneLameShark You're doing goddess's work "@Iyamtebist """"""Bad"""""" news" "@TrissyAD Oh gosh this looks great! When was your surgery again? I dunno for some reason I didn't think it would look this good so soon after? (And yes you're right, I think I'm gonna be plenty slutty while healing :P)" @Triskitten I mean I'm sure I'll be a huge slut as soon as it's humanly possible! :3 Am I following that account? I'm intrigued! @maritronic9k @bailey_laurelai I don't get it :/ "@FinalBossFemme You've been on HRT for less time than me?? That's so funny, you fit the role of Trans Mom so effortlessly! (I only have a couple months head start. Congrats tho!!)" Not to sound like a huge slut but once I have my new vagina installed and it's all healed up and ready for action I'm going to be such a HUGE SLUT with it you have no idea @Ring_Sheryl Oh fuck you mean it's a federation of thousands of alien species who are just hedonists that have sex constantly? Because I could get into that too. "@AnneAfterDark Yup! Same here! And yeah, it's hilariously obvious in hindsight, lol" @PowerOfMelody I mean same of course :P 💕 g goshhhhh >.< 💕💦💦💦💦 "@KelliHasBewbs That's a pretty logical extension of the whole ""Do I want her or do I want to be her?"" conundrum a lot of sapphic trans women feel." @PowerOfMelody Gosh it's almost as if we're trans or something :V @NicoleTheVixen @mukatkikaarn Mmmm just watching you squirm all bound up in your latex prison~ @mukatkikaarn @NicoleTheVixen We can't have zippers! She might escape of there's too many of those~ Through a chain of events involving a LOT of alien spunk my old clothes are but a distant memory. Good news: The provider of said spunk bought me a much sluttier outfit to wear. Bad news: It doesn't leave much to the imagination & I think it's turning all the aliens on more... "@ButNoPotato What a coincidence, this tweet reads like satire." "@JuniperTheSloth Exactly. But the frustrating part looking back is I didn't consciously THINK any of that, despite it defining so much of my life." @emuchaton @Calliethulhu this is all terrible help "@focolaire I spent most of the summer in 2016 thinking I was ace. This was RIGHT before I finally figured out I was trans. I am also just a gay chick, lol" @ireneista I'm sorry us allosexuals are so weird :V "And ALL of that had to be worked our after the fact. It's impossible to fully convey how all this feels, but NONE of it was known to me until AFTER I came out. That's... kinda scary, if you think about it. Thank fuck I figured all this out." "My life was worse before coming out, but the truth is my genital dysphoria was also completely unknown to me, because at no point were my genitals a part of ""me."" And now that I'm finally feeling like me I can feel the discordance between me and my genitals." "Gender dysphoria is complicated. I often say that dysphoria caused a lot of problems when I was younger, but what I really mean is ""Being a girl but thinking I was a boy"" caused a lot of problems. What I NOW call dysphoria was masked by a layer of disassociation." "For the first time in my life I feel aligned with my body more than I ever have before, but all this all comes at a cost, at least for me: My girldick breaks that alignment at times (and quite often lately, in fact)." "I thought of all this after making the below tweet. I've had this fantasy before, but it wasn't about me. It was about Some Girl. Barring occasional bouts of dysphoria, I finally feel like a girl so it's easier for me to have sexual fantasies like these. https://t.co/KdgFTKTYGw" One weird thing gender dysphoria did to my sexuality before I realized I was trans was that I never really saw myself as a sexual entity? Not to say I was ace but just that NONE of my sexual fantasies involved... me. The meatsack I operated wasn't a part of my sexuality. @ButtGoblin666 This isn't even your final form! @FoxyChewToy 😍💦💦 @FoxyChewToy look only if the punishment is more sex okay Sorry I just REALLY want to be the only human lost on an alien starship port where literally thousands of exotic species assume that because I'm a human they can just freely have their way with me without asking 💦 Imagine after finally joining the federation of planets we find out that *we're* the token slutty alien race @TheSecretCallie https://t.co/jHcUQmBMoD @KendamuZ What a complicated way to say you're pro-fascism lol "@shyember1 I'm not really sure tbh, sorry :/" @MattyFranklyn G I A N T W O M A N @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/QHUmsu1EU9 @MattyFranklyn This looks like it was Wreck-Gar's idea tbh New story from my girlfriend! Read it! (This was taken from an email from my previous therapist for context. I really like how succinct she laid out what's left for me so I thought I'd share.) """Once the second assessment is completed verifying WPATH criteria for surgery are met, you can be referred for the orchiectomy and be scheduled with a surgery consultation for vaginoplasty."" That's how close I am! One short paragraph! I'm almost there!!!! <3 <3 <3" @garblefart (jk that's awesome) @garblefart https://t.co/l6x0oSyC6M @TransEthics @KendamuZ @norintha @HeckingJen Yeah that's not really worth not using block chains. TERFs aren't worth fucking around with imo. Block chain is a chrome as Firefox extension. It's pretty easy to use and I highly recommend it. @OneLameShark I got Beast Wars Megatron :3 @deathpigeon @Sabriality Technically she's pistol whipping everyone :P @hypnokittymaid @emuchaton JEALOUS @hypnokittymaid @emuchaton i'd be less gay if i could but have you seen girls??? @hypnokittymaid @emuchaton i'm so bad at it but you're both hugely inspirational to me @emuchaton literally you and @hypnokittymaid talking about edging right next to each other on my tl rn smh "@KendamuZ Oh hell yes! And that's company-wide? Like, in every state?" @KendamuZ No I didn't! @KendamuZ Oh cool! @upandoutcomic https://t.co/ri20eui2YC @KendamuZ I don't know how it works elsewhere. Kaiser wants two letters from two therapists. No idea if that's standard. @suezobeam https://t.co/NIlwoN7wtz "Weird fact about me I haven't thought about in years: In 4th grade I was on my school's Tinikling team In hindsight I don't know why my school had a Tinikling team, but I was on it." @hypnokittymaid silly dumb little pet :P Put Undyne in Smash cowards god help us we're in the hands of centrists "I am SO GLAD Kaiser has someone to help me with all this. For a while there it was looking like I'd have to chase this all down, but I guess I was just being a bit impatient, lol. My vagina is in sight!" "As for my vaginoplasty, I'm going to get on the waiting list for Denver Health ASAP. They're gonna start doing vaginoplasties later this year, and if I time everything right I might be able to get it done next summer! Fingers crossed!" "Basically in probably around a month or so I'll be talking with a urologist about my orchi! So like, losing my balls this year for sure!" "Surgery update!! The transgender coordinator at Kaiser called me today! The first of two letters I need is locked in. Now I just have to visit another therapist once or twice, then the rest of the process can get rolling!" "@FeliFaun You too, huh? :3c" @TransTwill Goodness look at that mowing kneady boy! N I C E https://t.co/5EP5nGE99K @AnaMardoll I have to tap the sign literally once a day at this point https://t.co/siiGdvx7AI @L0VEWIRE Yep! I noticed that last time I was there @Calliethulhu https://t.co/pSQvIBwDpf do people seriously not remember that stith from titan ae had four knees smh @HeckingJen https://t.co/VRSh0gB3gF @mimesatwork @HeckingJen i mean she has heart pupils @HeckingJen https://t.co/8iTnKkHNRf @HeckingJen https://t.co/dqor2ho2pW ps if anyone can locate said item and wants to join this new party idea i just had lemme know @estrusflask @CRTgirl I have a deadname and a mostlydeadname now sweet @estrusflask Mickey Mouse is 90 this year. Almost a fucking century. I've read enough TF fics to know this is almost certainly the result of a malfunctioning Spells R Us item. @CRTgirl Yep! I think this name suits me better :3 @CodComrade *cutest @lisaquestions @maritronic9k @yowlenna @AliceAvizandum The right loves to pretend they'd be on our side during WWII and it's adorable that they think anyone believes them. "@AliceAvizandum ""Just choosing not to have people give me so many dirty looks"" is why I will sometimes go out in boy mode despite not passing AT ALL as a boy at this point. That's a very common trans experience." @rCharlotteSmith this is such a goddamn MOOD fuck "@StebMcDreb I mean the real solution here is those people can unfollow, mute or block either of us and they're of course free to do that. Still can be a bit nerve-wracking, lol" @StebMcDreb It's not so much bravery and more I have immense trouble not being rather sexual? Like I've had ace friends unfollow me which honestly I completely get and there's no hard feelings there. I've been this way my entire online existence tbh >_> "wow nice typo kat i DO have over 1,600 followers. 1,000 over that, in fact lol" @sylschinco i mean that's fair @GoodWitchLeigh M O O D "Me: I have over 1,600 followers now. I can't be too weird. Time to dial it back. Also me: *retweets Judy Hopps inflation art* this is fine probably" @yowlenna @AliceAvizandum Every month when that Soros money comes in I try to remind myself NOT to create a giant money stack and set it on fire like the Joker in The Dark Knight and I always forget smh (still not 100% sure who Soros is) @NejFrog @dirak_ Hey could you please untag me and maybe NOT tag a fascist in the same tweet? wtf "@AliceAvizandum I love that all the wrongest people invoke 1984 when much better examples of similar things happening today exist, except usually on the side these people are on." #TeamEevee https://t.co/40tvonTwf2 "@AliceAvizandum Okay so I *think* the idea here is that to this TERF, genitals/gender are as provable as math is, but then wouldn't a better one be ""Person + penis = man""?" I hatelove that I'm enough of a girl to be excited by this reveal. @machtackle REPUGNUS 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 GREAT 👏 FATHER @Nazegoreng @tainkirrahe My favorite starter! Such a handsome boy!! 😍 @QuestForTori Boobs are great and having your own boobs is the best thing ever tbh "@QuestForTori Literally all of these things! 100% agreed! It's so amazing finally being alive, you know?" @NicoleTheVixen @HeckingJen @anarchopupgirl @Lippy_inc Al;ready suspended haha "@tiger, this made me think of you" @norintha @HeckingJen Yeah it's great isn't it? :D "@truckeeben Last Retweet Because of how Twitter does things now, you'll never see the tweet with ""LRT"" and the tweet it's referring to near each other, but you can just go to the person's Twitter page and check what last thing they retweeted was" @Calliethulhu https://t.co/TGgsRAHm82 @Calliethulhu only if you'll return the favor 😘 @Calliethulhu d-doesn't everyone? o.o "LRT as far as I'm concerned, that means Geno confirmed for Smash" @TheSecretCallie Gotcha @TheSecretCallie What's this in reference to? @Lord_Kristine It's a metaphor for the final scene in Jurassic World! @thirstypupgirl I've been there! It's a lovely feeling~ 💕 @thirstypupgirl No joke I was just thinking about one of your tweets afterwards earlier today. The one about your burps tasting like cock? Hot A. F. @Lewd_Callie @Pixelewd at least two each I figure *nods* @Lewd_Callie @Pixelewd yep the craving is contagious UGH @krislyssara @machtackle Well now I'm definitely getting her! Put Dixie Kong in Smash cowards Put Pinkie Pie in Smash cowards "@suezobeam Microsoft has said they'd be fine with working something out with Nintendo, specifically when asked about Banjo-Kazooie in Smash." @suezobeam BUTCH AND CASSIDY!! :D @suezobeam https://t.co/bgX1IVihvj @suezobeam SMOOCH FOR HEALTH HECK YEA Put Mr. Satan (but NOT Goku) in Smash cowards Put Spyro in Smash cowards @WilloIllo Put Sora (Digimon) in Smash cowards "Put Team Rocket (Jessie, James & Meowth that's right!) in Smash cowards" Put Tracer in Smash cowards Put Vivian in Smash cowards Put Goombella in Smash cowards Put Geno in Smash cowards Put Sora (Kingdom Hearts) in Smash cowards Put Banjo-Kazooie in Smash cowards Put Rouge in Smash cowards Put Agumon in Smash cowards "@sapphixy can confirm, hella gay" All Cops Are Bunnies https://t.co/BI2tR1nBBs "@HeckingJen No help for you here, only more gay" @princessproto @WitchsHex omg that's too adorable!! "@Xombin introduced me to this INCREDIBLE music video that's a must-see for fans of mind control/hypno stuff, robots and/or girls cw for those with needle phobia (cgi needle) https://t.co/ajc5AubTjJ" I'm enough of a goth gf to admit I'll probably play Dark Samus more than regular Samus "@maritronic9k And if you're like me and tend to anthropomorphize inanimate objects that are even remotely cute, it's even harder >_>" @NeitherNora It's literally the sequel to last year's display name that I was really proud of. Far less people followed me back them though so I'm not sure who here still remembers :P "What do people do with old fursuits? It must be the worst feeling ever to just throw them away, and selling them sounds like a rarity even if they're perfectly clean after years of use." Less than a month until I can roll out this year's Halloween display name that I've been planning all year :V @emuchaton what a weird coincidence I have the same policy! @HRTMadeMeABat *not enough selfies @MattyFranklyn I'm overjoyed when people notice who he's named after tbh :3 @MattyFranklyn I did! Technically Binx full name is Thackery Binx :3 Happy #InternationalCatDay to my babies Takkun & Binx. I couldn't ask for a pair of more loving animals. I love them so much! 💕 https://t.co/4jdUvWYDnF Did I ever post this selfie I took with @norintha? Either way we both look cute af in this one https://t.co/Tv5BbA4NgH "Also bear in mind that within the confines of this ridiculous metaphor the treehouse itself is LITERALLY INFINITELY BIG. And when girls DO decide to go to another corner of the treehouse & make their own stories, the boys wander over & yell at them anyway! Fuck fake comic boys." I don't give a flying fuck even if boys created comics only for boys: Neither you nor the gender you pretend to represent gets to be the arbiter of an entire art form you spineless goblin. Fuck your invitation and fuck your treehouse. "There's so much to unpack here but let's start with the word ""uninvited"" which in the context of this metaphor implies a shameful (though sadly expected) level of misogynistic entitlement." @PuppyOwO Looks like it! Maybe they haven't added support for it yet. "Like there's a site I can go to to copy and paste emojis, so I think I added them to my display name, but this is all I see https://t.co/U1CmgapPM6" I don't have the lobster emoji on my keyboard nor can I even see it on my phone. Everything's up to date as far as I know? I need this in my life https://t.co/1XQ7yC9wN9 @emuchaton i like when they exist on my face tbh @machtackle Is she like getting a Siege toy? "@machtackle new promo art, who dis?" @upandoutcomic Sometimes it really helps to hear this. I'm only 14 months in and it feels like it's been a while since I've noticed any changes. I still have a ways to go! @Calliethulhu fuck if this isn't a mood :/ "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/R5DoFMIPSB" @00d4n1 gosh not to be a huge gay but they really are??? It says a lot about me that I already have the adapter and two new GC controllers from the WiiU release and yet I still want this box set @Kitty_Cosmos omg why was I not told about this? i'm a cat too! D:< You should never quote tweet someone with 7 followers. Unless they're a transphobic cis man then all bets are off. @suezobeam Sometimes the really weird ones I can't ignore. "also love how his ""help"" was LITERALLY ""convert to Islam and have a doctor cut off your dick"" hey props for knowing that some Muslim countries offer GRS but also you're weird" @HRTMadeMeABat I'm pretty sure they're one of the main food groups! @HRTMadeMeABat Fries are technically vegan :V "@JethroReacher but i'm a dirty atheist also @AliceAvizandum, confirm/deny?" @OneLameShark The cartoon aesthetic is my jam @emmasspace35 oh gosh that means my furry maturation was technically age regression >_> Why are Game Grumps videos so loud OR why is every other video on YouTube so quiet? @CJOReilly3 (I'm both so maybe I'm a bit biased :P) "@olivebrinker ""Nah I use it as a gender neutral term!"" Other people use it as a gendered term and I have no idea who's being transphobic and who's being lazy so maybe all y'all should avoid it entirely." bronies are just a type of furry my hottest take yet @sorin255 Yeah he'd need to be glued to his Eggmobile for it to feel like him but the Boswer kids already do that so that could work! Really happy to see Nintendo catering to the furries. How far we've come. https://t.co/3MoBP3O50n K ROOL RUNS ON ALL FOURS AND I LOVE IT??? https://t.co/mkJY0KGc05 @squidlarkin being donated directly to the vagina I need @MattyFranklyn listen i can explain Update: I hadn't finished watching the Direct before I tweeted that but also ASSIST TROPHIES DON'T COUNT FUCK YOU Put Knuckles and Tails in Smash you cowards @FoxyChewToy @rCharlotteSmith i'm dating two and i can confirm this lol @rCharlotteSmith then again they say toddlers and drunk people act pretty similarly :V @princessproto *bounces* I'M SO EXCITED!!! #EyesOnBreen @petercoffin @gwen_no_fear Coffinism sounds rad as hell tho just saying It's hard to fully convey just how much of a pointless organ my girldick feels like right now. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is it even there ugh :/ @traaaaaaannnnns If I could just get mine inverted that'll be enough "@Pixeljade And that's why I hate Assist Trophies. ALL it accomplishes is disappointment. ""Here's a bunch of characters you can't have"" and there's a lot of good characters in there. I really hope being an AT doesn't disqualify a character." "Look I don't know what I did to deserve seemingly every MP I've missed out on getting re-released in even more gorgeous colors but whatever it was, thank you robot Jesus https://t.co/M47j8wkrmC" AAAAAAAAAH BEST OF THE WORST IS DOING ANOTHER NEIL BREEN MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAA 💕💕💕 "Ridley, K Rool, and Simon Belmont are all characters fans have wanted since Melee, and Metroid is WAY more popular in the states than in Japan so it means they're willing to listen to fans all over the world. If Waluigi doesn't happen we riot." @Calliethulhu men are so goddamn exhausting :/ "@sovietblobfish That could work. I bet the academy doesn't want to make themselves seem superfluous, tho :P" "@sovietblobfish I guess my stance is two fold: - My movies never show up at the Oscars with very rare exceptions (I don't care about Gladiator or Titanic?? Like you're saying ""big box office"" and I mean ""Popcorn movie"") - The Oscars are already shit? Like who the ever loving fuck cares anymore?" @sovietblobfish I think this is a cool idea personally. I usually never care about the Oscars because nothing there is stuff I watch. This might change that. @sovietblobfish This is the category for movies that more people see. For better or worse there's a very distinct type of movie that gets considered for an Oscar and I see this as an attempt to break away from that while still keeping the old system. "@suezobeam I get the distinct impression that once you're an Assist Trophy, your odds of being playable are zero, and trophies already swallowed up 3 characters I've wanted in the series: Midna, Waluigi and Skull Kid. I'm preeeeeeetty bitter about them :P" "@suezobeam Literally every single Assist Trophy with only a few exceptions I look at and think ""I'd much rather this be a playable character"" so hard disagree on Urbosa. Playable or nothing imo." @QuestForTori Because all of your roads are too narrow and no one who lives there knows how to drive. "@suezobeam My dream character is still Midna, but K Rool has me thinking characters like Geno & Wart might be a possibility (two other characters I've wanted since Melee)." "Ridley, Daisy and K Rool are all characters I want to MAIN (assuming I like how they play) and I couldn't even say I wanted to even try out the VAST majority of the new characters in Smash 4. I'm really happy that my tastes are getting catered to. <3" "K Rool was one of those characters that would be the PERFECT FIT for Smash but I never thought we'd actually get him given that he's from a different, largely ignored chapter in DK's history. I haven't been this excited for a Smash game since Brawl!!" "@d_m_elms No offense felt at all! Like I said I'm not famous at all, but I thought you were being all coy with me, lol An actor with several million followers sounds moire accurate <3" @YuusuiWaltz That's really cool!! 💕 @d_m_elms (Do you mean me because I don't remember whay follower count I had when we became mutuals and 117 sounds pretty close but I wouldn't say I'm famous at all so I don't wanna assume >_>) "@FayeIsDoctors I'm like, a nano celebrtiy :V" "@ExistentialEnso At 40, Garfield would only actually be two years older than the oldest cat on record." @XylariaVG How did you get them to pose like that? @anguirus42 @machtackle Preferably very gay ladies plz "So, I still need to get all the cards for this (pretty close to that) and test drive it a few times, but I think this is more or less my BUG/Sultai Commander deck https://t.co/oMeHJOYdLg" "@WildBilbo no, G1 :V" G1 had way more two-headed dragons than I feel like most people give it credit for https://t.co/VNvXFGI51l @NeitherNora That honestly sounds adorable lol @remembrancermx No amount of proof is enough for men living in their privilage bubble. "@estrusflask I have a similar obsession, lol" I've done this a few times and the one thing that stays consistent is just how silly I feel when I think back and reflect on how I once thought so-and-so was this unapproachable celebrity rather than the normal (though still awesome) person I ended up befriending. "The ironic thing about befriending micro celebrities on Twitter is that by the time you've formed a relationship with them and can call them a friend, they're no longer a micro celebrity to you -- they're just your friend." """I will take a selfie and I will LIKE THE RESULTS"" I shout in defiance as I take the hundredth picture attempt. Maybe the lighting in the kitchen is better..." "@AssumeACanOpenr @CaseyExplosion I use the spoon terminology every day, lol Somehow the word spoonie missed me but good to know" "@CaseyExplosion Okay I've heard the term twice now, I guess I should ask: Spoonies?" I really needed to feel cute and this was the closest I got https://t.co/R1Dk1uS2BP I like this idea but we should make the robots even queerer this time @princessproto Be happy for random people! I bet they'll appreciate it :3 @squidlarkin Mood @XylariaVG @creolehoneyy @Djw175 @HumanistReport I muted them. @creolehoneyy @Djw175 @HumanistReport @XylariaVG I didn't say anyone wasn't a real leftist. I also frankly don't give a shit if they think they're humanist. It's a day later. I'm kind of over it. "@Valkyrie497 oh lol I thought he had like uploaded a new video and you were telling me that's fucking hilarious and extremely me, thank you :P" Honestly I feel called out @TheMadMissMovie Thank you! <3 "@Kalindlara @HeckingJen @Calliethulhu I assume they wanted to follow us so they could have examples of trans people to mock, but they maybe didn't think their plan all the way through." @tinybird420 henlo~ @princessproto Omg congrats! Owning an animation cel is really something special <3 @emuchaton Worth the wait tbh @Lord_Kristine Oh nice I'm hoping to buy that set soon! :3 I guess the good news is I only had like maybe a third of their followers blocked so I just added a ton of TERFs to my block list <3 The only reason I looked at this creep's page was the weird display name (which sounds WAY more TERF-y than I initially realized now that I have more context) and the downright bizarre bio. Can't these people hate us and NOT get weirdly obsessed with it? @HeckingJen @Calliethulhu @Kalindlara you got a fash following you Also a supremely shitty retweet of one of @PrincessOfRaine's tweets in the 3rd screenshot there. Y'all should probably block this transphobe and their followers. https://t.co/TeuoMzL9uz "This was almost certainly an auto response, but I love that the official WoW account @'d me :3" I'm #ForTheHorde! Declare your allegiance for faction-themed exclusives and receive a reminder August 13th from @Warcraft when #BattleForAzeroth is live! "This is literally the most I've ever interacted with the main play pattern for this line and it's after it's all over, lol. I have to admit it's supremely fun to mod a figure like this! https://t.co/8KmmCNGRWj" @Valkyrie497 Thanks for the heads up! Thew is awesome 💕 @stellahymmne Same :V @NicoleTheVixen Only Mistress can domme me unless I have her express permission otherwise but thank you for the offer~ 💕 @NicoleTheVixen Subs getting dommed by subs is such good praxis I love being at the bottom~ 😍💦 @emuchaton oh goshhhhh that looks like it hurts so goooooood 💕💦💦 @AliasGieche @SixArmedSweater It's okay! I understand it was an honest mistake 💕 @Calliethulhu ffffffffuuuuck 😍💕💕💦💦💦 "@AliasGieche @SixArmedSweater No more spoilers, please. I was told to go into the movie version blind." Muuuuuch better https://t.co/lAxHDdWsaI "@Djw175 @HumanistReport @XylariaVG I really like the idea of humanism, but yeah there's a lot of overlap with the atheist community which means a lot of humanists are really quite toxic. I do like that because I'm friends with the local humanists I get to march in Pride with their section tho :V" @Djw175 @HumanistReport @XylariaVG Yeah I could've said they were a disgrace to humanists everywhere. THAT would've been fucked. And accurate! @HumanistReport @XylariaVG That was already happening. What do you propose the alternative should be? (Not to say children were listening to Alex J*nes. I'm including the horror stories about kids watching YouTube on autoplay and just having alt-right ideology dumped on them because YouTube is a shit website. Ban them all too) "Free speech doesn't apply to bigots. Full stop. ""What if what if what if?"" Nah fuck you that's our plan going forward: Bigots don't get to influence our fucking children. Fuck you if you disagree. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?" "Can we stop the ""both sides"" bullshit & acknowledge that the alt-right is fucking dangerous? Ban Nazis. Ban TERFs. Ban hateful bigots spreading lies to our children. I don't give a flying fuck what dumbass slippery slope scenario you're afraid of. The alternative isn't worth it." "And by the way, no I don't think having our ONLY public video-based internet platform work under the ad-supported system YouTube runs on is a good idea, but I also think no alternative that allows Alex J*nes and his ilk on it is one we should consider." @XylariaVG This tool acts like J*nes' account deletion was completely unprovoked. "Me. I'm to say that. Prove me wrong. Fuck, hypothetical scenario me wrong beyond ""What if other channels???"" What possible reason would YouTube have to start deleting left-leaning channels? You understand who Alex J*nes is, right?" @FairlyLip @petercoffin I haven't watched a video of his since his Halloween 2016 video. January 2017 was when he let everyone know he's a massive racist and I jumped ship then. As I understood it he kept making videos? @petercoffin What did he do now? @YuusuiWaltz Pretty sure I can get an orchi later this year too! I'm excited :3 @princessproto Heck yes! Mine are already kinda big but they're not big enough to counteract my shoulders imo :/ I'm around 14 months into HRT and I feel like I haven't noticed any developments in like 6 months and it's really bumming me out. Does anyone have any stories about their development from their second or third years on HRT to cheer me up? I have a mighty need to finish this lizardman https://t.co/PGXF72l0Te @SixArmedSweater Nice! I had starter boobs too ;3 @SixArmedSweater I kinda love my stretch marks too??? I never had 'em before HRT so they feel real affirming to me tbh @Commissar_Jane I'd love to read it! @estrusflask @Quinn__tessence @ProfBeeman yeah sure @rCharlotteSmith @quatoria lol i'd get beaten senseless if I called Mistress that :3 wait I have an idea... @JesskaNightmare The internet was a mistake @Quinn__tessence @ProfBeeman Well I'm broke atm but as soon as I can rent it I will <3 @AnaMardoll One of my biggest pet peeves tbh Now I'm sad this spinoff doesn't exist D: @emuchaton Do you have edging tips for someone who's terrible at it? @ProfBeeman Okay! I'll give it a shot if it's easy to watch somewhere. Do you know if it's streaming anywhere? @ProfBeeman Nope! What's it about? Like talk about a scene custom-made to make me bawl my eyes out. "Is there a story (comic, movie, book, show, whatever) where a pre-transition trans woman gets to meet her post-transition self from the future? I wouldn't want cis people writing such a scene but at the same time I'd REALLY like to see that in a story one day." @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith (I made that image for /co/ like 10 years ago lol) @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/4w285dHlkk @ButtGoblin666 this is so hot omg! your boobs being in frame really completes the look imo 💕 @Triskitten oh fuck D: @lewdspacegem M O O D @lewdspacegem not to be a huge gay but it really is "@millenomi I wasn't sure if I wanted to go hot or funny while sharing this, but if I went hot I would've gone there" is this sapiosexuality? https://t.co/7ctgiGZJ4y @OneLameShark oh gosh I want it! where did you find it? Littlest Pet Shop takes on a MUCH different connotation once you've been in the kink scene long enough "@blackestrosesyn Your Mileage May Vary, as they say. If it does reduce, you might find yourself not caring as much. Either way it's absolutely worth it imo" @CheezIsHere That makes me so happy to hear! I'm glad my thread could help 💕 @suezobeam Thanks! I'm friends with Proto but the rest are new to me! <3 @suezobeam @HRGesports Nice! Followed! Wouldn't it be great if us queers just slowly took over all of esports? "@KNA_STARS @Gender_Pirate @Tuqiri Oh I didn't know you drew that avatar of @Gender_Pirate's ferret! I drew the original reference! :3 Like I knew she had been drawn by other artists and I've seen that pic before but I didn't realize it was you who drew it, Kenna <3" @maritronic9k @ExistentialEnso I barely use Instagram but followed! <3 @ExistentialEnso I'm trying to remember now if the only selfie I've seen of you was your avatar but you look lovely as always! 💕 @Hypno_Fox *accepts hugs* Thank you 💕 "@Hypno_Fox Yeah I guess all I meant is there's this sense that I should be happy with the girlfriends I have? But what you're saying makes sense. In case it wasn't obvious, my recent breakup wasn't entirely mutual and I've been trying really hard to move on. :/" Breakups when you're polyam are weird. There's this profound sense of loss even though the rest of your polycule is still there. I have to fight off thoughts that I'm selfish or insatiable. Cisheteronormative society has really fucked me up as a polyam person. "@TheGoatmon @ChosenOfAshurha @hoshinofan I can't speak for anyone else being tagged, but I'm cool with it." @QuestForTori M ͔O̟̤̻͙͓ ̡̩͚͚̯̖ͅͅŖ̗̞ ͚͓͇̟E̪̥ ̟K̭̘̲͖̙̤͇͠ ̸͓̙͇̬I̜̻͡ ̵D̢͍͖̼̝ͅ ̭̬̻̲̩̤͉͝Ș̙͢ @alittlelali There are of course lots of humans that don't have sexual desires but I get what you mean 💕 @emuchaton i legit love the idea of being such a dumb subby slut that your best efforts at being dommey just make you seem subbier and subbier i might steal this idea @ChosenOfAshurha @hoshinofan @TheGoatmon Despite being part-time weeb trash for much of my teens I never sorted out the various different terms for porn comics but that's one of the few places I still seek out visual stimuli for masturbation. Otherwise I much prefer written stuff now. @ShugoWah That means he considers you a part of his family! :3 @hoshinofan @ChosenOfAshurha @TheGoatmon While my porn hunting habit slowly died over the course of HRT I'd often have nights where I opened up so many goddamn porn tabs only to FORGET to masturbate at the end of it. "@TheGoatmon @ChosenOfAshurha I have such a massive porn folder that I don't need now but the hoarder part of my brain won't let me delete it, lol" @MokiAwa Are you really prepared to tease me for an implied pee drinking fetish because I am here for it @MokiAwa I DELETED IT I'M SO SORRY >_> "Note to self: Be careful using the term ""thirsty"" to mean ""horny"" when talking about pee" @MokiAwa @HRTMadeMeABat So much fun to play with 'em in your mouth though :3 @MokiAwa @HRTMadeMeABat Balls are incredibly hot imo >_> More for me I guess ;3c "@ChosenOfAshurha @TheGoatmon ""Not even horny FOR something"" is a REALLY good way to put it. Sometimes it's a reaction to seeing something hot, but most of the time it was this urge. Like spending hours seeking out just the right porn was something I did constantly. It's like a hunger." "@ValnarDragoness Your Mileage May Vary as always, but in general testosterone levels affect hornyness, yes." @HexLatex I might've fav'd this before reading it >_> @QueenStodge Wasn't Monstructor one of the smaller combiners? Either way I agree :3 "@angelcakesinc (One of the reasons I kept wondering if I was gay was the fact that I've always liked dicks. Of course, I now know that that even if I was a cis guy that alone wouldn't've necessarily made me gay)" "@angelcakesinc I kinda felt the same. I went through a phase where my sexuality was ""I like girls and dicks, but I really don't like boys, so if that's bi then sure but I'm basically straight."" And like, I could have still been a cis guy who liked trans girls, but I prefer being one too." "@BreeMizore The next fortune says ""You have already peed next to a trans person and nothing happened""" @TheLonelyPilott gosh it really is i'm kind of a gay disaster ngl @QueenStodge I think with some smart retooling both of the remaining monstrous combiners can become a reality. "@angelcakesinc I've always preferred women, but before I came out I tried on the idea that I might be gay CONSTANTLY. Like there was this sense that I should be gay on some level, but I just liked girls too much >_>" There are times I think that even if I was a guy I'd be gay af The idea of being attracted to the gender you are feels so right to me @futtigue @vexwerewolf I really love going to the movies but I can't deny the whole system is laughably broken. "@vexwerewolf It has to do with how much of a cut movie studios (as opposed to the theaters themselves) make, but yes that's a good indicator of the failures of capitalism." "@PrincessOfRaine I haven't watched that anime at all, but I'm told that at some point the show gets pretty severely P R O B L E M A T I C and that's why so many people dropped the show. That might be season 3? Anyway fair warning assuming I heard correctly." I can think of other hypotheticals but you get the idea. The main point I'm trying to make is ANY misinformation relating to trans people has the potential to hurt us. "It leans heavily on the ""born in the wrong body"" narrative, which is overly reductive & runs the risk of people thinking dysphoria is the same as dysmorphia. One is alleviated through transitioning, the other isn't. No points for guessing how that will be used against us." "First off there IS no acronym so literally anyone could make up whatever they wanted and I shouldn't have to explain why that can quickly become a problem, but even ""comfortable in skin"" carries with it a lot of implications about being trans that aren't helpful." "Gentle reminder that cis is not an acronym. Normally something like that wouldn't matter, but assuming it's an acronym has the potential to spread a lot of misinformation about trans people and that's the last thing we need." "@MattyFranklyn If I do, it'll be to spite the movie series I used to love so much and that broke my heart twice. I'll be spite reading." @hypnokittymaid There was someone on Tumblr that I followed that has those!! They're super cute :3 "@MattyFranklyn Dead Men Tell No Tales was worse, WORSE than Stranger Tides. Before DMTNT was released I would've insisted that was PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. I will need to be drugged and kidnapped for any possible chance of seeing even five seconds of Pirates 6." @thirstypupgirl This tweet on its own is a work of art that I wish I could retweet @eilidhmax @thirstypupgirl oh goshhhhh 💕💦💕💦 @destroyeroftroy This is SOOOOOO true for me. If you don't warm me up first there's a decent chance I won't have a very good time :/ @sapphixy This is some fifth dimensional chess-level ignorance. @eilidhmax @Redflare500 listen this is just some wholesome pool toy tf "@MattyFranklyn I thought that was one of Animated Wreck-Gar's weapons for a sec there, so the theming is on-point." @TheMadMissMovie I missed like ALL of the GoT dragon Pops but now I want them all lol This setup is amazing! @LunaDragofelis Valid and REALLY gay :3 @LizzyWyrd Oh gosh that sucks :/ Though I do quite like the idea that not only are trans lesbians somehow cheating the system (fuck yeah) but that sapphic love is cake-flavored :3 "@SixArmedSweater Perhaps uncommon, but I wouldn't say weird 💕" "A couple people have commented about ""losing length"" and I'm really confused because I wasn't talking about genital shrinking at all?? I mean yes, if you don't get hard often your girldick will start to look smaller but that's not really what I'm talking about here..." "I picture a metaphorical representation of my deepest desires. Perhaps a swirling mass of liquid sapphire, & at the shore, a guardian explains to me that now that I'm here, I can finally untangle the threads of gender & sexuality. And before they finish the sentence I dive in." "For trans women, untangling the difference between ""I want her"" & ""I want to be her"" can be a difficult task, one that involves a lot of self-reflection & patience with oneself ...Unless you're a gay disaster like me and just dive into sapphic love headfirst without a plan" "@ialika_lifina Untangling ""I want her"" and ""I want to be her"" is really complicated! Some of us of course turn out straight after all, but for a lot of us we're just too gay :V" "@anne_theriault Given that there are gay penguins (and that birds are dinosaurs), this is actually somewhat plausible." I consider myself extremely fortunate to have been introduced to the idea of trans lesbians at a very young age due to overhearing a family friend sharing what she thought was a hilarious story about a trans friend of hers getting GRS. Most trans lesbians aren't so lucky. Reminder that even trans lesbians can experience compulsive heterosexuality. You know all those stories you hear about trans women not realizing they could transition and still like women? You can thank the patriarchy for that one. It's your mom who accepts you but doesn't support you. It's your workplace that lets you dress how you want but never defends you in the face of transphobia from coworkers. It's your friends and family lying to your face. Do you have any idea what that does to a person? "The space between ""Trans people can identify as whatever"" and ""Trans people ARE the genders they say they are"" is where the most dehumanizing situations and hurtful people can live." "Years before I came out I realized that it's not enough to just let trans people ""identify"" as whatever gender: Trans people ARE the gender they say they are. This was after YEARS of being supportive of trans people. No wonder cis people have so much trouble with this." "@PowerOfMelody Yup! It kinda sneaks up on you, doesn't it? :3" "@dogsokaywooof Sooooooooooo many cis people don't even TRY to ""get it"" and it's so exhausting that none of them can even see that." @SixArmedSweater Trans anger is extremely powerful. "If you START by TRULY trusting trans people, shit like this isn't an issue. Your DAUGHTER suffered for DECADES because she was born with a penis. Don't give us this ""Oh but it's so hard to call you by your name"" bullshit. It's laughably ridiculous at best and heartless at worst." "As with all transphobia, the source of the problem is almost always that the parent on some level doesn't trust that their kid's gender is real." - It's selfish (refocuses the attention on yourself) - It's comparing emotional pain which never ends well - It's REALLY hard to believe & makes it sound like you're either not listening or don't care about the transition-related struggles we describe "This is so relatable it hurts. If you're a parent of a trans person, NEVER tell them that their transition is hard on you too. I don't care if that's the truth, NEVER say that." @Kalindlara hey same :/ "@Triskitten I took a ""nap"" at 7pm because that was a smart thing I needed to do :P" "@ChosenOfAshurha Of course! Testosterone is a helluva drug, ain't it? :P" @TripleStaff Given that I'm now living with my 5 person polycule I'm thinking having one would be VERY useful for those times when I'd like some easy privacy >_> Because Overwatch takes place in the 2070's I like to think Tracer figured out she was a lesbian at a young enough age that literally no guy ever had a chance with her. I like this idea solely because it would piss off a lot of fuckboy gamers. "@gailforcenyine The idea is I can wave a magic wand and not need an internet connection to listen to music. But every time I'm like ""Sex toy?""" """Sounds like you need a sex toy!"" I hear a woman tell me while I'm in the shower. Thoughts of how useful a waterproof vibrator would be fill my head as she goes on to explain to me out Pandora Premium is like a magic wand for my music." "@rozietoez Pretty much! I understand abstractly why they keep their gate so fiercely, but at the end of the day they have no power over who uses terms like that." "There's an ad for Pandora premium that starts with a woman saying ""Sounds like you need a magic wand!"" and every time I hear it (but especially the first time I did) my initial understanding of the words ""magic wand"" were probably not what Pandora intended." @BoringNerdyKate (spoilers: I'm the woke trans woman there) "@BoringNerdyKate Really corning the market on ""Things a woke trans woman should absolutely avoid admitting to being turned on by"" there, aren't you? >_>" @Lord_Kristine "One of the things I really love about HRT is that fucking near-daily requirement to masturbate is gone. It doesn't have that affect on all trans women, and I'll admit my libido is lower than I'd like, but I just like being above that urge now. It's really freeing." @AliceAvizandum @luxliv3s F͇͉̗ ̣͎̪͎̰͖̹L̮͈̮̘̹͘ ̨̖̗̥̱̪̺Ḙ̠͕̘̖̲͟ ̶̞̤̳̫̫̙̩S͞ ͈̭H͠ ̻͠R̘̟̦͙̱͈͜ ̨͔̹͙͖̫O̷͚̦͇̩ ̖͍̘̥͚̫ͅO̸̠ ̵̗̦̗M͍͓̭̝ ̝͖̘̼̟͞S̯͕̜ @NireBryce I can't believe Lena Oxton is destroying the American left. How could she? https://t.co/piMg0x7HZ0 "@usmcspadden It really is. I'm not the first to make this observation, but crying feels like an ocean now. It's overwhelming at times." when you spent the day ugly crying https://t.co/7b9TkZlVFd @AliceAvizandum @luxliv3s It's your name. It brings to mind mushrooms for some reason. https://t.co/K2CynpDt4s @WynneCluster Thank you! You're a good bean too! 💕 @estrusflask THIRD BASE! "@00d4n1 Yuuuup! One of the many reasons I have the opinion I do about that. To be sure, just because you're particular about how people use lesbian doesn't make you a TERF but it's important to recognize parallels and ask ourselves if the similarity is worth it. Gatekeeping never is." "@androidmelody That's why I gave up. It practically sounds like she's saying ""[X] isn't [X]."" I don't even know where to go from there." @SeanWithersDraw Yup! I don't see the point in policing the boundaries of words like that. Sexualities are personal. Let people use the words that ring truest to them. "Btw when I say ""belongs"" I really mean ""is available to."" I'll admit my initial wording was sloppy. A wlw relationship isn't automatically a lesbian relationship. Only if one or more partners wants that title can it become one. At least that's how I think it should be." "Someone took issue with me saying ""The title of lesbian beings to all sapphic women"" & at one point during our argument she replied to me ""it's not 'policing queer identities' to say that non lesbian wlw can't call themselves lesbian"" & I don't even know what to say to that." @rCharlotteSmith He's not wrong @rCharlotteSmith @Cosmos_Cookie Put *consenting cookies in your massive pockets Put cookies in your massive pockets. We don't get those. Hence the purses. "Just had to block like 20 chasers. Friendly reminder: If you're a guy who is horny following me, your presence here makes me SEVERELY uncomfortable. I'm a lesbian. I don't want you here." @princessproto @WitchsHex Cute as heck!!! 💕 @GoodWitchLeigh https://t.co/Ahv5mvD9yI "No but seriously that face screams ""Forced femme mind control fetish comic"" and honestly I'm here for it" "Terry Bogard wants to ""accidentally"" get turned into a girl and """"forced"""" to wear """"""embarassing"""""" costumes 👏 AND 👏SHE 👏 IS 👏 VALID 👏 https://t.co/bJ7uyMtNtd" "@sargeantbagel I'm trying to illustrate that the barriers surrounding the definition will never be perfectly defined. And usually when folks start policing queer identities, people get needlessly hurt. I think there's room for anyone who finds that the word lesbian suites them." I tried really hard to avoid making my Sonic Forces OC look so... OC-y but in my defense how could I not wear literally all of this? https://t.co/JE6Yzja8oQ @MattyFranklyn who's ax is that? :o goshhhhhhhh 💕💦💦😍💕💕💕💦 @l1quidcryst4l Eternal mood HRT pushed away a lot of self loathing but hoo boy have you tried ugly crying while drowning in that ocean that sadness can now be because it'll find that absolute *hatred* of yourself that you thought you'd finally grown past it's just not PMS without ugly crying "@InThePinkBloc It's frustrating to watch someone get so close and yet miss the point entirely. Yes, there are exceptions to what you thought was a rule. Trans people are one of those exceptions! It's really that simple! You almost had it!" "@CaseyExplosion Never really had a strong opinion of communists, but otherwise: Big same A LOT of trans women are 4ch*n survivors" @rCharlotteSmith I do it to diffuse intense emotions and it usually works "@quatoria I fall under none of those so far and yeah, just waiting for my turn tbh" @sargeantbagel That has to be the way it works if you accept that A) Lesbian is a valid sexuality and B) Non binary genders exist Can a lesbian date a demigirl? Can a non binary person feel sapphic romance? The title of lesbian cannot be guarded so fiercely. @Kalindlara https://t.co/vDaVMSVEoT @TheMadMissMovie Neat! @rCharlotteSmith sounds like you're finally back to kick some tail "@OyuunKha @TheFantasticIan ""Saur"" is Latin for lizard, and surely a frog would have a Water typing, no?" LRT I used to be that person @CaseyExplosion I think you've earned it 💕 @tinybird420 The title of lesbian belongs to all saphhic women "@emuchaton *the crowd erupts into cheering, the 100 year frost has thawed, babies can laugh again*" "@trgrrl high af, u?" "@TheCentipede @GemCityGem You're not appropriating at all. That's why I thought it might help to hear it from me. Every person who has wondered if they're trans enough has been trans enough. Without exception. And you say fantasies aside, but why? Why not live the fantasy?" @QuestForTori Just come over to my place! 💕 https://t.co/VY1Hp1vxZY "@TheCentipede @GemCityGem The only thing else I'll say is: If you want to be trans, you are. Take it from a trans woman, that really is how it works 💕" @TheCentipede @GemCityGem You know they make pills that'll help you out if you ever want to actually be a girl~ @rCharlotteSmith @SixArmedSweater Already have it on pre-order :3 "@ejrtairne @Tokyo_Rude This is the first SNK game I've been interested, so I have to disagree." @TheSecretCallie Which tweet? @TimonicWulfgar I prefer stuffie personally Littles please help @Kate_Bunni I am many things Sometimes I'm kinda cute I guess https://t.co/R4MdCh7exe Been a lot of hot furry content on my feed today and I am so here for that @sudo_bee oh gosh oh goshhhhhh 💦💦💦 I should get a shark sona "@CHUDsMckenzie I guess she torched Darnassus, killing tons of Night Elves and it was entirely unprovoked (beyond the general never-ending war they're in). We won't know the full story until the expansion." I'm sad about Sylvanas "@lisaquestions @CaseyExplosion A lot of what I say on Twitter is dictated by this reality we're in. It's silencing, it's infuriating, but it's what we got. I don't feel right telling others to curb what they say, but people might want to be mindful of this stuff." @Extinct_AnimaIs My favorite dinosaur! 💕🦖💕 Seriously get out of my head One of my best pieces I made by listening to Space Monkey Mafia on repeat This almost-theme was mostly accidental. Mainly just the results of cleaning up my desk. I just have a lot of dinosaurs on my desk :3 https://t.co/KZsP25JdQj "@tamithastindall He recently got an Amazon exclusive figure, brand new mold. He's the last Monsterbot we needed remade for the full trio so it's kind of a big deal in Transformers collecting for the moment." My Repugnus got delayed :/ @daftprinceling If they change him back he better. @Anlysia @PinballWitch aaaaaa I need it! @ThatAintMarth Oh yeah she's ours now 👏 TERRY 👏 BOGARD 👏 IS 👏 LIVING 👏 HER 👏 BEST 👏 LIFE 👏 AS 👏 AN 👏 ASS-KICKING 👏 BIMBO 👏 AND 👏 THAT'S 👏 VALID 👏 "Me: Of course the male power fantasy turns into a male gaze sex object when the character becomes a woman Also me, noted gay trans disaster: I mean if I could have that body I'd dress that way too https://t.co/ay5TcXJwKU" @OneLameShark So almost a week late? @EsserZed @OneLameShark Same! They haven't even charged me yet either. @OneLameShark Mine is still assuring me it's arriving in less than 24 hours yet they still haven't charged me :V @queer_queenie I'm having trouble even seeing where it loops "Wow, two full cinematics for BfA and the game technically isn't even out yet! https://t.co/xmN1KmRZRi" @faceforward1 https://t.co/bvNL1XAODT @wehpudicabok Oh fuck you're right it's the same spelling! Well I can't spell it any other way now 💕 "@SatanaKennedy You've been enjoying Emu's tweets too, huh?" "@emuchaton goshhhhhhhh 💦 thx for not being wholesome, emu 💕" @sasugakirin @rubiiyuri how does one become a fighting game character? asking for a friend @yowlenna @deathpigeon @Angry_Gr0bi Okay so if I'm reading this right I get to keep using it for free but only if I agree to upgrade on their time schedule? I might just do that then. I guess unless there's a new Vista or something equally bad. @emuchaton sounds more like edging to me 🤔 "Honestly the main reason I avoided that name was because I was worried my friend would think it's weird, and that's not a great reason to avoid a name for yourself. She's actually flattered! I should just stop acting like I wanted any other name. Still going by Kat, tho" "I'm gonna think on it for a couple more days, but I think my name is going to be Kathryn. Not 100% sure how I'll spell it, but that's how my friend spells it." @emuchaton hard to be wholesome with a plug in your ass @rubiiyuri If she got those through HRT she has been truly blessed and I'm truly jealous. "@AmyDentata I don't know if this was an intentional reference, but last week there was a tweet making the rounds that tried to say exactly that (about trauma). That justifiably pissed off a ton of people." @emuchaton the only porn i watch anymore is stuff my friends have made tbh "@deathpigeon @Angry_Gr0bi Depending on how this rolls out I bet I'll be asking you a lot of Linux questions in the future, lol. Like, I haven't paid for Windows since I got this computer 6 years ago. The upgrade to 10 was free. Am I going to start having to pay money?" @princessproto These pictures are just a wall of cute tbh @emuchaton it's a really good feeling tbh "@emuchaton Don't worry, you're only as subby as you are gay, so" @Weird_Autumn27 @Calliethulhu Heeeeeeey guess what my answer is lol (Otherwise it's Gomamon) @Spades_Royal I'm both too 💕 "I'll never get used to that sickening feeling when I realize who's face I haven't seen in a while and confirm that yes, they were one of the people I'm not longer following." "My following count will sometimes dip by 1 or 2 followers. Recently it was 3. It's usually not blocking or soft blocking,though. It's almost always the result of a trans person getting silenced by mass reportings from bigots." It feels really fucking weird being a trans lesbian whenever the lesbians vs trans discourse happens "@FelDaCougar @PinkNews Disney is really good at sounding like they want to have LGBT representation and never delivering. Fox delivered, but now Disney owns them too." @ZJemptv Oh that's boring that's only 3/5ths of my polycule "The preferred term is ""little,"" actually" @Anarcho_Vampire It's because the moon is a lesbian and most of us would move anywhere after the second date. @AliceAvizandum They look so cute on you! 💕💕💕 "@kateleth That's when I came out as trans, so absolutely, yes." @repomantis @squidlesbian Gets real confusing if you're both trans and a lesbian. The discourse acts like we're not even real. @repomantis That Tumblr screenshot... no way in hell that was written by a lesbian. That has concern trolling written all over it. Regardless though lesbian discourse is kinda exhausting and I feel like it doesn't need to be this way. "The whole ""If you're JUST a woman, you can't claim your experience differs from that of cis women at all!"" is way too common of a take despite making no goddamn sense at all." "Trans women are women, but OBVIOUSLY there's SOME differences between us and cis women. And we're not stupid. We understand these differences exist and that they're relevant sometimes." @StinkyLilBooper https://t.co/RqSPZ86TOu "@NicoleTheVixen Get two step authentication for your Twitter and/or email account. I have it for both: No one can access my Twitter or email without my phone, even if they figured out my randomly generated password." @Triskitten @Flea That's extremely similar to my story. Trans kids today are super lucky and I'm really happy they have this massive online community to come out to now 💕 @Iyamtebist @Hbomberguy Dropping hot truths in there damn "Not sure what that population number is a reference to. 1981 was around the time SEGA got into making arcade machines, and their current logo was established in '82. This is really neat regardless!" "@demonslayyer They tried morphing into humans in one of the earlier books. I think I've heard they figured it out later, but at least initially it was too hard of a morph to pull off for them." """Hotel Transylvania"" has the same syllable count as ""Hotel California"" and there's a joke in there somewhere" @deathpigeon @VerafiedBabe That's a deep cut lol <3 @Pixeljade Tobias was trapped as a hawk. Later in the series he was able to add his old human form as a form he could morph to (but not stay in unless we wanted to basically be a powerless human again) @kirwinia I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK IT'S GAY No but seriously Animorphs is some fertile sci-fi ground for trans kids. Me: Yeah I know it happens to some girls but I don't think HRT has made my sense of smell any better Also me: I never??? Though I'd love??? How girls smell??? So much??? @ExistentialEnso There's a story where they all have to be wolves and Marco & Jake flip a coin to see which one of them has to be a girl wolf. I was like 11 or 12 and hooooo boy that made an impression. >_> if you read Animorphs as a kid you're a trans now sorry I don't make the rules "@Lord_Kristine I love big therapod plushies and every time I see this one at the store I think about buying her then decide that no, no I want no part of this." Miss Gwen & Jen went grocery shopping and brought me home dinosaur cookies and that's why I have the best family ever @Xombin @norintha https://t.co/pgkkNqM0kM @usmcspadden @rCharlotteSmith she should really be potty trained at her age @usmcspadden @rCharlotteSmith no but I like to tease her and pretend that she did @usmcspadden @rCharlotteSmith oh at *least* @rCharlotteSmith lol talk about an overestimate @olivebrinker I'm assuming POGs will be forthcoming? This is really tragic. I had gotten some help from them a couple years back and I've talked to a few trans people including @Xombin that really relied on their services. "@Xombin @HedgeMom is a mutual of mine! I love this piece! They upload images almost as much as I do though so while I thought to retweet the original I kinda came back empty handed, lol" "Hey everyone! My close friend Meagan could really use some help. If you can't donate, retweeting would be greatly appreciated. #ShowUpForWishes https://t.co/GJK28DjzHX" "@Vangelus I don't use instructions anymore, honestly. I use @Peaugh" @damnyouwillis Wow no wonder you were counting the months @PowerOfMelody same 💦💦💦 Oh gosh this is a good story! 💦 "@RileyJayDennis This is why when assholes complain about this, a lot of us tend to get even more obnoxious about it. No, we're not gonna shut up about this! Being gay is the best 💕" "I'm really glad I prefer the cartoon aesthetic for G1 characters, because it means I get to have a second chance at figures I missed AND get them with better paint apps https://t.co/eWcELwF2Gi" @transwitchlexi @rCharlotteSmith That is clearly backwards I really like being a girl 💕 @ModelOmega_ I also made that tweet specifically to piss people off. That knee-jerk reaction from people is part of the problem. It's a major contributing factor in why no one listens to us even when it makes logical sense to. @ModelOmega_ No worries. I appreciate when they make it easy for me to know who to block. "It's tempting to say ""Listen to trans women on issues regarding abusers and bigots"" but honestly? Just listen trans women. In general. About everything. Most of us are wiser than you could ever hope to be." The end of an era. I'll try to make it if I can! @00d4n1 What the fuck she's ours Miss Gwen had this 20 year time capsule that she gave to me https://t.co/0fJ6sluQDo Holy hell Cavern of Souls' value has shot through the roof since I last checked. I'm glad I at least own one if not a playset. "@Dragamation No, that totally happened. It's just fake gamer boys are getting upset all over again." "@Dragamation There's a new blocklist for that scans Twitter and adds anyone who says ""Sylveon is trans"" to it: @SylveonDefender" """But Kat, wouldn't that mean every Eevee is trans?"" Yup." My dad works at Nintendo and he says Sylveon is trans. Every single Sylveon. They're all trans. It's 100% word of god canon: Sylveon is trans #SylveonIsTrans @transwitchlexi Your glow up is unbelievable I can't even 😍 "It doesn't seem like anyone is making reproduction stickers for him which makes me sad, but honestly most of these stickers are okay." "@WilloIllo Yes but that doesn't mean it warrants anyone putting up a display about it saying ""Celebrating 25 years"" It feels odd seeing that for a so-bad-it's-good movie" His name is Rogun Cap Rifle and I love him https://t.co/bejEpr9ljP I'm happy but undeniably confused as to why anyone is celebrating that. "Poor Binx just keeps shedding in this heat. I'm really glad he's a short hair cat but you'd barely know it with the amount of fur he's constantly losing, lol" @rCharlotteSmith how did you acquire this private footage of me how dare @rCharlotteSmith 💕 "@princessproto Oh nice you won it!! Did that bid increase you could only afford when you lost the other one help? If so, that's fate right there." "@imlibra925 (To answer your deleted question, TERFs are left wing in most ways that count, they just also think their feminism means that trans people's genders aren't valid)" @Azure_Husky this one is a mood "@imlibra925 Because the people who made those pins are not friends of trans people, despite what they might say. They believe that trans men are brainwashed women." "@imlibra925 I'm sorry, I don't understand :/" @SeanWithersDraw @rCharlotteSmith I mean I will say Transformers smut felt real rare in the places I was looking back in 2008. @imlibra925 Trans men means FtM @rCharlotteSmith I like number 8's implication that back in the good old days of 2008 people were fine with fascism. The intentional misgendering really adds a layer of creepy possessiveness @CaseyExplosion I hear those things are awfully loud! @AileshaFox so cute!! 😍💕😍💕😍 "@PowerOfMelody this is too adorable, actually" "@quatoria @rCharlotteSmith We're saying nothing but good things, promise <3" "@rCharlotteSmith Yep! Everyone in my family were perfectly lactose tolerant in their adolescence, only for it to get worse we got older." @SecretGamerGrrl I'm really curious as to who this might be. @Adorable_Sarai oh gosh 😍 @princessproto omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 @rCharlotteSmith charlotte this is main we do big girl things here "I say 3rd times a charm but I actually never nabbed the previous two Blast Offs. I planned to skip the Hasbro version entirely and get the Takara one, but they sold out before I could afford a set. Comparing the Takara one with this Amazon one, I'm REALLY glad I waiting this long" I love the packaging on these recent collector-focused Hasbro releases https://t.co/W0i69GEVfL Got my third times a charm shuttle boy in the mail today https://t.co/KYdQeCUdOJ "@Kalindlara We're talking about different our days. ""My day"" here is like ten years ago when I was in my early 20s :P" @boros_charming I literally swooned when I first saw her Ixalan art rate my taste in heroic(-ish) women Back in my day we called these waifu grids https://t.co/RBbbPy3Jyz @pouchedfox oh gosh i'd love to try it sometime tbh I have just been made aware of this piece of promotional art for Arcee and I *desperately* need a print of this to frame on my wall because H E C K https://t.co/pVqMdGnteD @BreeMizore What I'm hearing here is we're the better value @SapphicEllyCat Happy birthdaaaaaay! 💕💕💕 "The thing that this tweet is subtweeting is over, and honestly it ended in the best possible way. It's kind of personal stuff involving a member of our polycule so I don't feel right going into detail. But we're all better than alright at the end of it 💕" "@Xombin You're not old, you just don't spend as much time on the internet as I do which is a good thing, love :P" "@Xombin So, ""tag yourself"" is an old Tumblr meme. It's basically saying, ""Which thing in this image or post do you relate to most"" It comes from image memes where literally that's what you're supposed to do. Like a personality test minus the questionnaire. ""Which Eevee are you?"" & such" @Xombin tag yourself i'm mysticfire @BreeMizore @Xombin @SteampunkPenny @norintha I love you toooooo!! 💕💕💕 @Null_Spectra It REALLY is omg Can I just be one for a weekend plz plz "@lady_cantido I'm really not, no" "I relate so much to that scene in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 when Star-Lord is like ""I'm gonna make some weeeeeeeird shit"" with that stern look of warning when he learns he has god-like powers." sorry for retweeting rubber pool toy tf i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it Did y'all know I'm dating a superhero? @MattyFranklyn If you told me this was a lesbian porno I'd believe you @Kalindlara djfkgkdgsdjnhlet >///////////< y-yes Victory drink is accidentally the same color as Mistress's hair 💕 https://t.co/OsKJeo44X3 @pouchedfox Queer people argue with other queer people about that. The phobia/misia discourse hasn't really been settled. Personally I try to stay away from it. @PowerOfMelody @transscribe This x1000 "Queer culture is having plans that you fight and scrape for, briefly interrupted by moments of utter chaos that test your fortitude. Today has been really rough and it's not even 1pm." @QuestForTori Break a leg! "I think saying shoplifting isn't activism is framing it in a really shitty way. IMO the core principal here is fuck all corporations forever and always. Is that activism? I don't think it always is, no, but saying it's definitely not just makes you sound like a cop. https://t.co/Y1cDdaykbe" "Siri, show me a cunt https://t.co/2FTXdoBKk6" @Triskitten Adorbs omg 💕 "@junebyot Given that I don't remember most of my 20s because of dysphoria, I'll take looking like I'm in my 20s as a consolation lol" @junebyot Yeah I get people assuming I'm in my early 20s all the time. I'm 31 Trans people age in reverse~ ✨✨ @Xombin Happy birthday Miss Gwen!! 🎉🎁🎂🎁🎉 "@NicoleTheVixen I mean, same. Like I'm pretty sure that's super common lol" @rCharlotteSmith (This reminded me to check my Discord DMs and I'm sorry it took me 12 hours to reply >_<) @emuchaton t h i c c 💕 @upandoutcomic @liv_rad_ I'm gonna try my hardest to comprehend as much gay as I can before I die @upandoutcomic @liv_rad_ sounds kinda gay tbh It's really frustrating for me because I feel like I'm letting my friends down but that thing beeps all the goddamn time. Like not even those alert pop ups help because I start to tune those out too. Can I make it so DM alerts stay until I dismiss them? How do I make it so I don't miss every Discord DM for like hours constantly? Some of the most beautiful animals ever imo https://t.co/BqV05FAAqw "@transwitchlexi I disagree but I'm not really interested in arguing about it, sorry. I get what you mean, though." @maritronic9k Not for the price they charge for them. That's Movie Food and nothing else. @transwitchlexi I think that was pre-Atari but that works. Soooooo many of those games have aged like shit tho. It's hard to have the right framework to appreciate those games if you weren't there to play them when they were new. "@transwitchlexi I mean I ultimately agree with you but I think OoT meets a lot of your criteria. We won't really know for another decade or two to be sure. If it's only a bunch of old people playing it, then yeah, it's aged poorly. SNES era games are pretty timeless so the opposite does happen." @transwitchlexi Would you say the Atari generation had any games that will stand the test of time? @transwitchlexi (plz excuse typos I'm p high tbh) "@transwitchlexi But, if it's true that for games, quality is temporal, then I would argue that OoT in 1998 was just about perfect. Not perfect now, but the closest a game can reasonably achieve." "@transwitchlexi My only issue with this train of thought is what this means for games an art medium. It might be that the quality of a game is a ENTIRELY temporal. In 30 years, will anyone even be able to play OoT because of general quality of life changes made to games?" This is why popcorn is saved until the movie starts. I'm kind of a stickler on this lol https://t.co/SQcTKROD6I @tinybird420 I mean... they look nice at least! :3 @sarahlicity Jasper will be healed before the series is over. Calling it. @estrusflask Oh fuck that is SINISTER And flavorful as fuck goddamn This is pretty clever ad campaign. Could be queerer tho https://t.co/ipQAg7Ra8o @emuchaton wholesome tbh "10/10, 100/100, best game ever https://t.co/Gp4yIRS9jc" @MagsVisaggs I love that transbians of all things are what flummoxes them when there's SO MANY OF US @Calliethulhu Hannah Potter And The Yes You're A Girl It's Pretty Obvious "@Calliethulhu I never used Twitter before coming out, but that was still me. I wanted to be friends with every trans woman >_>" @rCharlotteSmith I mean it's that or the diapers @rCharlotteSmith need @QuestForTori Omg same??? "Muting the thread. I can't deal with anymore cis people explaining to me that not all dysphoria is gender dysphoria l. Not the time, y'all. Not the fucking time." @faceliketank @Comfy_Times Not talking about any kind of dysphoria. I'm talking about the kind that necessitates mentioning that our gatekeepers are cis. @AliceAvizandum Awwww cute! 💕 @MattyFranklyn Hornphoria Been switching between horny & dysphoric all day Kind of exhausting @MattyFranklyn 🔥🔥🔥 Aaaaaand a wild Jen appeared! https://t.co/lxAkqKEugP Been awhile since I've shared a selfie. This is me looking somewhat presentable for grocery shopping https://t.co/Lx13lvmGBq "@deathpigeon That's more than my mom can manage. She deadnames me in TEXTS. You know, one of the forms of communication that allows for and encourages one to read over what they say before they ""say"" it?" @MokiAwa #MaybeSomewhatConspicuousFurry "@Sona_Sonara ""More women need to die before I can care about them"" is a helluva take" Y I K E S https://t.co/uFEkJQdtK5 @magicalfeyfenny owo @magicalfeyfenny oh gosh I'm gay too what a coincidence! :3c @magicalfeyfenny Big same @squidlarkin @tinybird420 Pretty much. It's just girl cum now. @Kalindlara @yrgynoidgalpal I just really like dominant French women to step on me @tinybird420 @squidlarkin Lemme know if you need any help :3 @CRTgirl Not really? I mean kinda? Why? @PowerOfMelody I'm on 8mg of E and on prog so you probably have options "@PowerOfMelody You'll get there! Depending on how cool your endo is if you talk about wanting that with them, they might offer some options (like prog or an increase in your dosage or something)." "@tinybird420 @squidlarkin For me it's easier to cum from nipple play if I have a friend help :3 (Like, orgasm, not ejaculate. Ejaculating is way more complicated now)" @squidlarkin Omg did I just inspire a cutie to masturbate? :P Isn't this the fucking best!? "@xigzagoon Not ones that are relevant to what I was talking about, however." "@thefirefly16 @quatoria Prog might help. I often feel somewhat guilty when I talk about how fast might are growing because like, I had a head start. >_>" @maritronic9k Yeah they feel so goddamn right it rocks so hard "@sahreenah_ So in a purely pragmatic sense, these people are cis. In what I feel is the truer sense, they're my family and I'll fight for them." "@sahreenah_ So these people in day to day life should be called cis, yes, but in a perfect world, in a world I and many trans people are fighting for, they wouldn't have ever detransitioned to begin with because there wasn't bigotry keeping them from doing it safely." "@sahreenah_ What you more often see is trans people who start to transition and then later detransition, and in almost every case it's because their family, friends and/or community pressured them to." "@sahreenah_ But I need to stress that the first example, one where a person knows they're experiencing gender dysphoria but they *choose* (and are *not* forced) to not transition is *extremely* rare. Dysphoria sucks, trust me. We don't choose not to transition of our own volition." "@sahreenah_ Personal: If a person doesn't consider themselves trans, it's not on us to argue with them. Plus, we can't ever know their heart. So if a person says they're cis, they're cis." "@sahreenah_ So it's a complicated question that's gonna take a couple tweets. Like with most labels, trans has a diagnostic aspect and a personal one. Diagnostic: A person who experiences gender dysphoria is by definition trans (even though not all trans people experience dysphoria)" IT ALSO FUCKING RULES DURING SEX JUST SAYING Like not only do I get to have girl orgasms but I get two orgasms buttons just out of nowhere and that's magical Alright I think I have a better way to describe this. My nips are super puffy now and that puffiness feels like a bundle of *sensitive* nerves that wasn't there before Like it's not just that my chest is changing. It literally feels like I grew new organs. Which is AWESOME btw "@sahreenah_ For the point I was trying to make (that our gatekeepers cannot understand), they are an exception obviously. But I would not call either of those hypothetical people cis." "@TheSecretCallie @Anarcho_Vampire I understand. It's not an oppression contest of course. I could be way off on all of this. I say I rarely hear trans men complain about estrogen, but honestly? I rarely complain about testosterone around trans men so they might just be returning the favor so to speak." @quatoria I know what you're talking about but I'm pretty sure I'm talking about something different? My nips are VERY puffy (which I also love btw). The knot you're talking about is below the puffiness. And said puffiness is what feels so weird when I scratch 'em :3 "@TheSecretCallie @Anarcho_Vampire Like, we got lucky in that our bodies happened to reject the hormone most associated with the gender that oppresses us. It's comparatively easy in queer spaces to rail against that. Again, none of this is easy." "@TheSecretCallie @Anarcho_Vampire I guess an added wrinkle of course is how cishet society has poisoned all this. Like I can imagine some trans men thinking ""Shitting on estrogen is what toxic asshole cishet men do"" and then avoiding it accordingly." "@Anarcho_Vampire @TheSecretCallie This is a really good point. I've very rarely heard trans men complain about estrogen but when I do I stay in my lane. It's beyond easy for me to think ""This is basically the same shit I felt except with a different hormone. We're all trans here, I get it.""" "@quatoria I mean, I had starter boobs because I'm chubby and took weird medication as a teenager. I'm long past anything that could be described as a ""bud"" :P" @TheSecretCallie @JunpeiHyde I got the impression he waa just laying out what factually happens to a lot of trans men when they hear that stuff. It seemed like he recognized there are often reasons to criticize men. There's no easy answer to any of this. "Structure is probably the wrong word but like this shit is hard to describe. I guess it is partly just that they're more sensitive. It's really weird tho Good, but weird" "Sometimes it almost freaks me out how different my nipples feel now. Like there's a LOT going on under the surface now. It's not just sensitivity, I mean like the entire structure under there feels completely new and bizarre when I scratch 'em and they're not erect." "It would be so easy, ESPECIALLY as a gay trans woman, for me to shit on all of masculinity and never look back. I'd get by doing that. I'd still have friends and allies in both queer and female spaces. But I'd be leaving my trans brothers behind and I'm not cool with that." "This is an important thread. I try my best to keep trans men in mind regarding what I say and retweet about men, and even for me this was a bit hard to read. But this is important to keep in mind. Please don't forget about our trans brothers. https://t.co/w8mKuftpjI" @ZJemptv Seems like she'd have a much easier time just not being a bigoted ideologue. "@Cookie_2nd ""I'm your biggest fan! Wait you're in the UK?"" - This guy, presumably" @hypnokittymaid sounds like you need them... only a little :v "@reeny_chan Empathetic and helpful is great! A lot of my gatekeepers have been as well. But they literally can never understand dysphoria like us. There's nothing to agree with there, it's just a fact." @rozietoez S'pretty wild experiencing misogyny for the first time @lewdspacegem listen you need to go be a gay slut okay @lewdspacegem what kind of question is that of course @lewdspacegem duh @Adorable_Sarai @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith she really is @XylariaVG Oh fuck why is it more than a year away?? @Syasht this is a mood but like in the depressing way :/ @Triskitten That friend is the best omg @PowerOfMelody big moo @MokiAwa @Lord_Kristine I thought of her when I retweeted it :V @Adorable_Sarai @AshTwoAshes @smolkttykat @rCharlotteSmith I'm legit angry I didn't think of that one D:< @suezobeam @theycallhimcake same tbh @HeckingJen @PrincessLilChan also 90 degree taps only villains tap 45 degrees @rCharlotteSmith the answer is... compwicated @maeday_art gladly can i has vagina plz @Spectra_Belle aaaaaaaaaa no D: @Spectra_Belle 💕💕💕 @Spectra_Belle I've used this to get around that problem in the past. https://t.co/gfPF5fkuOp If I'm stepping out of my lane here by all means please yell at me. "So, you know, maybe not conflate Ahmed Best with Jar Jar Binks? One's a victim of a toxic fandom and the other is still a *really* racist caricature. https://t.co/CYOfVhoPCR" it me https://t.co/WhikXQbqvv @DeciusNero omg i want one! :3 @HeckingJen g girls @rCharlotteSmith That works too "@rCharlotteSmith Your only choice is to apply as female, sadly. Would you feel safe even interviewing someone who expressly asked for a man? Like regardless of the why I feel like that's the worst version of events." @rCharlotteSmith @XylariaVG fuck if this isn't a mood @emuchaton emu this is an intervention we love you @Spectra_Belle At one point in Fallen Kingdom someone uses a male pronoun for one of the dinos and it was REALLY glaring. @emuchaton sounds fake tbh @deathpigeon @liddytronic @Gender_Pirate And now I have twice the utensils to wash 🙃 "@deathpigeon @liddytronic @Gender_Pirate They're extremely practical for spreading, tho" @HeckingJen no help for you the gay shall consume us all but consider for a moment: girls @estrusflask That's so fucking mean I love it 👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/v6rBcE47KL @subbykitty_ Under settings and privacy > notifications You can only do this on PC or browser mode on your phone's internet app. LRT thinking of taking inspiration from that for my witch sona "Nah but seriously 9 times out of 10 if there's a really rude/bigoted comment on a tweet of mine, I never saw it! I did when you replied to them, tho. Don't engage, just block. I have trouble with this too sometimes, but it's important." @emuchaton we'll get you there >:3c Suggestion for a much-needed option https://t.co/VZOLn21uzG @emuchaton oh gosh did the little virus infect you too??? likes are always seen as support dysphoric ._. @NicoleTheVixen Extremely 💕 "I'll say for myself I didn't start feeling periods until I started prog. The annoying thing is there's not enough science on this to know for sure. But regardless, yes trans women can have periods and more people need to know that." @SheGayFay It does seem like there's some disagreement on if it's just estrogen or estrogen AND progesterone that's the culprit. I've met more than a few trans women who act like it's a given that prog is what makes PMS happen more so than e. "@TrexPushups ""Noooooo not my flashing red appendages! How did you know???""" @Azure_Husky I'm so excited for you!! If my GRS process must be slowed by bullshit I'm at least going to live vicariously through my sisters who are making it! 💕💕 "Well, you heard him, everyone! If we wanna stop capitalism we have to pronoun *even harder* Not sure why you're letting trans people of all people know this if you're so pro-capitalism, but then I rarely understand the motivations of cis people or capitalists. https://t.co/raoLd4noFC" "In related news, top scientists have confirmed today that the sky is in fact blue https://t.co/QrMbEafO8M" @Azure_Husky Real talk could you DM me when you start that account because I'd very much like to follow @OyuunKha THANKS I'M KINDA OBSESSED WITH THAT SHOW @LaniSkyeG @Stryc9Fuego These descriptions are always woefully inadequate and that's very frustrating but there's no better way to describe it. I hate my hair yet the thought of trying to find examples of other styles to wear makes me feel dysphoric for some reason @bunnarchist She's very lovey if you ever get to meet her :3 "@flowercrownderg MLP absolutely helped me come out as trans. I'd feel a connection with that show and fandom anyway, but that added layer makes it special to me. It's very sad." @the_moth_reborn 💕 This is her: https://t.co/Xs7uajfsjI My kitty Takkun is so good at being there for me when I need the company. Shortly after I got in bed I heard her mowwing down the hall trying to find me (she's normally a VERY quiet kitty) and now we're snuggling :3 <3 "I never got to make it to Nightmare Nights but this still feels like the end of an era. The brony cons are closing up. It had to happen eventually. The fandom will endure, but those five or so years were a once in a lifetime experience. https://t.co/X4Ax951d67" Having a bad day but Miss Gwen's is markedly worse. I feel really guilty that I'm not emotionally there for her. Thank goddess we have Jen. Still feel guilty tho "@suezobeam I get phone anxiety regardless of who I'm calling, but thank you." "Cis people do not and can never understand how dysphoria feels. You might say ""No shit"" but keep in mind the vast majority of gatekeepers in our life are cis. So the people holding the keys can never know how badly we're suffering." "@petrichorable All I ask is a way to check on the progress through email but nothing is ever that simple. I'm willing to wait, but I'm NOT willing to allow even the smallest error to delay this process in the slightest so I need to know :/" "I really just need an adult to do all this for me. Not how life works, I get it, but that's why I'm trying to do this through Kaiser. They have my info, they're mostly a one-stop shop for everything medical... yet because I'm a transes it's that much more difficult. Ugh." And every day I don't ensure that this is still trucking along might mean a delay in when I can get GRS. They're starting to do in Denver starting late this year and I might be able to significantly reduce how long I have to wait if I get in on this soon... It's already going to be an exhausting nightmare working out electrolysis for this. - Kaiser doesn't offer that service (but they do reimburse) - It's scary and painful - And extremely necessary So I'm already a deer caught in headlights for even that small task. I tried emailing my first therapist but that was like two weeks ago. I think the plan was she'd finish my letter then send it off to the next therapist who would call me to make an appointment. She took all of June off for a vacation but at this point something must be up? @AmazonChique Yeah I totally agree! I hope I wasn't misunderstood here. It's NEVER a zero sum game. I just think it can be helpful to meet stances like this halfway to illustrate they're still bullshit regardless. "@BlueJayGliding @AmazonChique That goes without saying. I'm illustrating that this person is wrong no matter what. Even if we take their logic as fact, they still have a shitty argument." "@AmazonChique It's like saying ""Do you REALLY want your silly trans representation to come at the expense of a good story?"" It inherently implies that our struggles don't actually matter. It's that right-wing bullshit tactic of assuming everyone else is treating it like a game too." "@AmazonChique What really frustrates me about comments like that is even if we wanted to pretend that ""agendas"" and good story telling were a zero sum game... trans representation still fucking matters. I would GLADLY take a dip in story quality to make trans people feel less Othered." "Do you know how hard it is to call someone asking about the new vagina you need when you have severe phone anxiety, even if they're listed as a transgender care coordinator?" Fucking love that I've exhausted my email-based resources trying to find out where I'm at as far as my GRS goes. Saw one therapist. I know I need to see a second one. But now I have to call people. I can't overstate how many spoons I'll need for this. "@DeireLucy But, like... even if there were only two genders why is that a valid answer to the question ""What is your gender?""" @Kalindlara @SixArmedSweater oh gosh VERY clumsy yes this is a good idea it's canon now "@rCharlotteSmith I would love it, but I would need permission from Mistress >_>" @lewdspacegem okay lol but your still a brat :p @lewdspacegem you're extremely a brat don't even start us brats can sniff each other out pretty easily 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ https://t.co/yq0GWotkEk I'm sure that tweet won't age horribly siri set reminder to post this screenshot again next to the rotten tomatoes rating https://t.co/IhWpu0ZboY @lewdspacegem mood 💦 @Ulexar Cuuuute!! 😍 @ModelOmega_ *offers hugs* I see you. @lewdspacegem oh gosh these look hot 💦 if it fits i sits https://t.co/AQQn1bj4R7 @SixArmedSweater a moth would be cute! :3 @SixArmedSweater so fun fact i've been thinking of making a bugsona "@Calliethulhu It's pretty ironic because the justification for futanari is usually just ""I'm a girl who was born with a dick"" and it's like, that's literally what we are??? Like please don't be a chaser about it but your fantasy is literally real." "@Tilaurin @ZJemptv For both chickens and trans people, eggs come first :V" @NotEvenDreams https://t.co/6Kfs7qpOte @QuestForTori I'm glad you're okay omg! D: "@ModelOmega_ I retweeted a thing just a second ago. For almost a century it was understood that Brontosaurus was a misidentified Apatosaurus, but because it was one of the most popular species of dinosaurs, it persisted in pop culture until it was reinstated as a valid species in 2015." My favorite part of Brontosaurus being a real species again is that the VAST majority of people had NO idea it wasn't an actual legitimate animal for nearly a CENTURY. @QuestForTori Is there Google maps on your phone? @QuestForTori What happened? @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith i followed you because of gdq *nods* @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto it's the magic of speedrunning! @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith I didn't do shit for 2k lol @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem they're beautiful and valid too tho @transwitchlexi honestly? gay but same except I'm ACTUALLY thicc it's not just the fanart I feel like the only Pokemon trainer I'm even qualified to be is a hex maniac @Cosmos_Cookie oh gosh gorgeous!! 😍💕 @HedgeMom gay :3 @estrusflask Ravnica is far and away their most popular plane. There's probably an intentional marketing push. @upandoutcomic The name of that piece is kinda perfect @NicoleTheVixen I will absolutely try to make it! <3 @NicoleTheVixen sounds heckin cute to me! @HedgeMom Hello~ Plot-wise this is a Friendship is Magic episode. I had never seen the Frozen short with Anna's birthday until it played while I had the server on shuffle. This is super silly but I'm enjoying it. Lesbian relationships sit in my heart differently than past relationships that were seemingly hetero despite my preference towards women not changing. It fits me so much better. @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto @Adorable_Sarai omg I am so there!! *bounces* @Calliethulhu big moo @cuddlycatgirl @Calliethulhu https://t.co/oCB1XYHsTa @Calliethulhu 👀🐮? @QuestForTori OMG I'M EXCITED FOR YOUUUUU :3 "@TrexPushups @MagsVisaggs I didn't even consider that this might be a dissociation thing until this thread, but same." "@MagsVisaggs That actually really helps to hear. I don't know if it's just because I'm now more aware of what they are, but I've had a couple episodes since transitioning too." @BreeMizore https://t.co/0xFumNEYV3 "@rCharlotteSmith that checks out, yeah" @rCharlotteSmith sounds like an upgrade to me? @BreeMizore HECKIN gorgeous oh my goddess 😍💕💕💕 @cosmicdicks @ADirtyTrans N I C E Colorado is beautiful! "@cosmicdicks @ADirtyTrans Our place for the time being, but it's really tiny. I can't wait to meet you~" EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND https://t.co/uhogQTj9Iv @AneiDoru it's hard to pick only 4 but i'd need that one too DITTO IS TRYING HER BEST AND I JUST WANNA SNUGGLE HER i need??? every ditto plushie??? https://t.co/RxynFnaInL @rCharlotteSmith no but it's pronounced neil gay man @Spectra_Belle YES They'd make a good couple @subbykitty_ @NicoleTheVixen owo @fluttergirly https://t.co/rwsZDywoGa @AdequateEmily The label of queer is yours to take freely. You're valid. @princessproto ISN'T SHE THO SO UNFAIR @emuchaton on the face is usually preferable @x3n0nlights Extremely!! "It's really fun going from assumed straight guy to trans lesbian because there's this real sense of starting fresh with everything. Like new game+ for real life. I went from not queer to extremely queer by just going, ""Oh. I think I'm a girl"" and that's magical tbh ✨✨" hey did y'all know i'm gay af """IIIIII'M REALLY FUCKING GAY"" at 3:31 is an eternal mood https://t.co/L5a5Jk0snm" @squidlarkin If this isn't the biggest mood @rCharlotteSmith @Calliethulhu THIS IS THE CUTEST THIIIIIING 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori Oh gosh yes you're really Cute! 😍😘💕 @PowerOfMelody I love inanimate tf! :3 @MattyFranklyn nah I mean like transforming into one Tired: Owning a dakimakura Wired: Being turned into a dakimakura @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto O M G that's cute @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith awwwww you'll have to show me your adorable blush sometime! :3 @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto JUST AS I SAID @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith sounds like something someone who blushes a lot would say @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith O M G your gonna see her blush in real time!!! :3c @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto I eagerly await your report @thirstypupgirl @lewdspacegem @cosmicdicks oh gosh oh gosh >////////////< 💦 @lady_cantido @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith why yes rosa i'm so thirsty! @lady_cantido @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith 👀💦 @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith Yeah that's like the favorite soda in our household and not even for the reason you think @eilidhmax @FrillyHyena @rCharlotteSmith oh gosh yes! 💕 @vexwerewolf @ItsBrendaBanks Gorgeous! 💕 @rCharlotteSmith Scottish girls are just 😍😍😍 get your sub topped at subway send tweet @eilidhmax sounds gay tbh @lewdspacegem @cosmicdicks @thirstypupgirl thank! :D @jacquelinefilm I think that means you're a switch :V @Adorable_Sarai https://t.co/mL5ciYVdNY @princessproto Good balance honestly @Kemdizzzle Zim too! https://t.co/YAaGESJhxX @Kemdizzzle We're getting Rocko. I'm surprised I couldn't find anyone else mentioning this in the comments? https://t.co/Pff8LdkkPg @princessproto @WitchsHex @deejvalen THREE CUTIES OMG 😍💕💕 @Triskitten omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "@TiaZenSin The secret is half the time PHOTOGRAPHS of hands look ""wrong"" Hands are real weird. Drawing them highlights this wonderfully, even when really good artists tackle it." @Adorable_Sarai oh fuck oh heck 😍💕💦 "Not to be horny on main but I think the best thing to do with a caged, horny slut begging for release is to have her suck your cock until YOU cum and then leaving her a wet, moaning, quivering, unsatisfied mess." @GoodWitchLeigh Like I don't know if it's canon or anything but they both look lesbian af to me and had a previous relationship. It's definitely my fanon is nothing else <3 "@GoodWitchLeigh Sapphic just means you like women. It can be in addition to men. There's another villain you have to kill (or subdue or whatever, I was playing renegade) who has like a mansion? It's implied they were in a relationship. Heavily implied." @GoodWitchLeigh It's a pretty queer game. The main villain is implied to be sapphic and there's a trans female character as well. @TheTransMenace Great place to be tbh "@scorchedtitan Also more to the point: Movie Ironhide Movie Ratchet Movie Jazz Movie Hound Literally all the movie bots except Optimus, Bumblebee and maybe Megatron?" @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith awwwwww i wanna go in the royal castle! D: If you get both this one and the SDCC version you get both of the rare dino cassettes in their original colors and honestly bravo Hasbro for being this devious. @meatwithdreams It's both! I'm really happy for them but also a little jealous lol I'm gay and poly too so it's all good <3 Clearly what's in the sarcophagus is boat nectar "@AngryTreeSquid @Spyrl_ ""Trans girl"" means AMAB in all cases." "@princessproto For a split second my brain literally went ""Wait which Mega Man is this?""" 25. The rest of these I don't have favorites for so let's just answer the last one. Shiny Tyrantrum! https://t.co/4CoVEtrQJ4 21. Do people really have favorite moves? Do I need a favorite move? "@SamanthaMaxis34 Be gay, do crimes" @GoodWitchLeigh Yeah that was my second guess and luckily I have a favorite in there! @WhatTheFolflion Hey you guessed right! :3 @suezobeam https://t.co/KKQ0KrsvTO 20. Ghost! 👻 https://t.co/pDXMM6DFLp "19. I don't really have one? Sorry for the row of answers with no gifs. These are getting slightly less interesting, lol" 18. This is a really mean category. Skipping. "17. I like Gen II's soundtrack quite a bit, but the truth is most of that series just kinda blends together for me musically." 16. That one east/west path in X/Y in front of that body of water and all those flowers? Where hatching eggs got ridiculously easy? That one for that reason. "15. The games don't have a lot of characters I even remember, lol. But I like Jessie in the anime so let's go with her! https://t.co/PBLXs48pbE" 14. Is there any other? https://t.co/BibFroZbs9 13. Gotta go with one of my earliest waifus for this one https://t.co/6IPafQhFN2 "12. I like Oak because nostalgia, but I love Juniper because fuck yeah lady professor! Also Gen V in general I adore. https://t.co/RaR9nCwAzG" "11. I love how much of an asshole they let the rival be before they course corrected toward a more friendly ""rival"" in Gen III onward (And if you can't remember his name, don't feel too bad! I just found out he has no official name. You can call him Silver, maybe.) https://t.co/jzjpZg9aha" "10. I like Mew a lot, but I also like Meloetta https://t.co/um5FEqjq4n" "9. I think this one means like Lucario, Zoroark & Silvally? But I don't like any of those so I'm gonna say Dragonite https://t.co/UDhyc7rMXL" "8. Gotta go with Kanto! (No idea why this gif popped up when I searched ""Kanto"" but I love it so I'm using it) https://t.co/C0DWUprwK9" 7. Totodile is my precious croco boy https://t.co/vcd04Ls04x 6. Alolan Vulpix is p cute! https://t.co/cHGtsbpNF4 "5. Most mega evolutions are too over-designed for my tastes, but Mega Charizard X is a really solid design. https://t.co/vIMdudVPGr" "4. The original, still the best. Mewtwo. https://t.co/7ApbbuPwYH" 3. Does Colosseum count? I played a ton of that game. https://t.co/pFge211YeB "2. Pokemon FireRed! I love the aesthetics of the sprites, I love the region (Gen I is extremely nostalgic for me), and I love the GBA! https://t.co/ezW07zytx4" 1. I have more than 6 favorites which is frustrating when building a dream team. This time I'll answer Krookodile! https://t.co/8YWbed5y7e Best Girl is finally recognized as such @suezobeam (Like the tweet and if it gets to 20 I'll answer it :P) @eilidhmax @piffyjackie https://t.co/46uZI0UyuR "I love Pokemon, let's do the thing https://t.co/2BlKl41yZR" @piffyjackie Nah I'm into clopskyism Second year in a row I can't make it to TrotCon! 😭 I miss y'all so much! I really hope I can make it out there next year #Trot2018 @transwitchlexi Looks so cute on you! 💕 @LizzyWyrd Yeah that's the other thing. MAYBE her and Miles but I'd need to see their official ages to be sure. @Calliethulhu If this doesn't happen we riot @piffyjackie yea... :/ Fucking cruel that I know I'm a slut deep down but I'm not really super cool with anal so I gotta wait for GRS before I can really show anyone just how much I want to be used. @ASecretRobin oh gosh same it's a race to the bottom and you're winning <3 @LizzyWyrd The reason better be that he also turns into a tank. I'm not convinced they had that kind of foresight tho @ASecretRobin gosh even my subby ass wants to top you tbh 😍💕 "Bumblebee movie trailer: Seemingly trying to smooth over the weirdness that was Starscream showing up out of nowhere in the original '07 movie with a really solid G1 inspired design. Also Bumblebee movie: No that's Blitzwing, actually" @vec2_code_witch Cutie! :3 I'm also a massive transbian who's really only dating trans women so EVEN IF YOU DENY THE GENDERS OF TRANS PEOPLE I'M STILL FUCKING GAY YOU PATHETIC LOSERS https://t.co/flir2rqYOI "Me, a person who had spent 29 years thinking they were a straight man, suddenly realizing I wasn't just a woman, but a lesbian no less, hearing that cis people think the trans agenda is about making LESS gay people: https://t.co/KX6a54zhbB" @squidlarkin Crossing my fingers my hips are doing the same. I see a tiny bit of growth but I'd really like more >_> @princessproto https://t.co/WXfcqwOF9p Attn everyone: @princessproto is cute @Spectra_Belle @lady_cantido @rCharlotteSmith @ViTheDeer @princessproto @leggystarscream I don't. She wanted to know how hard it is to clean jizz off. I decided to join them in that hypothetical :P @norintha @lady_cantido @rCharlotteSmith @ViTheDeer @princessproto @leggystarscream Real talk the first time I made out with my ex it was on the couch in front of my TF collection. There's power in that display. @Vangelus He's going to have a really neat toy most likely. That's the important part imo @lady_cantido @rCharlotteSmith @ViTheDeer @princessproto @leggystarscream Pretty hard! Transformers have a lot of deep cracks and crevices that semen can drip into. @lady_cantido @rCharlotteSmith @ViTheDeer @princessproto @leggystarscream I mean have you see my display? It's kind of my thing. :P https://t.co/WjCQVEYEIX @rCharlotteSmith @ViTheDeer @princessproto @leggystarscream *panting* I came as fast as I could! @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto SMOL BOY @rCharlotteSmith it's true i get gayer every time i watch tbh @OneLameShark Which TF podcast? I'm mutuals with Vangelus. @princessproto CUTE CONTENT ON MY FEED @LittleEmmyBee DM'd! <3 @julesprom it really is @blackestrosesyn oh gosh I'm so sorry D: *offers hugs* I was a MASSIVE Invader Zim fan as a teenager and I am sqeeing so hard rn https://t.co/YAaGESJhxX @blackestrosesyn Get a friend to warm 'em up! :3 ESPECIALLY NIPPLES SPLOOSH Someone please go back in time and tell 18-year-old me how good it feels to have your boobs groped on HRT 💦 @x3n0nlights Nah I mean me! :3 @AmeliaCarehart @GenghisKhatt Gosh same :3 @SissaDreki I am very happy and only a tiny bit jealous :3 @princessproto @quatoria *giggles mischievously* @MayhemMelanie This is a good one @rCharlotteSmith @AileshaFox @usmcspadden Oh no do you need a diaper change little one? :3 @MapleReam I hope to one day have tits as fat as yours tbh 💕💕💕 @usmcspadden @AileshaFox @rCharlotteSmith right? so predictable smh @tattoosncomics lol I'm literally dating and living with 3 girls :P but seriously i am trying to be little more often on my actual little account (DM me if you want the @!) new frens! https://t.co/bDRC2EXLBX @MapleReam good piece of advice tbh Tired: Horny on main Wired: Little on main @FayeIsDoctors @eilidhmax @maritronic9k @Adorable_Sarai @smolkttykat @norintha trying not to be so little on main >//////////> @eilidhmax @maritronic9k @FayeIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai @smolkttykat @norintha oh gosh >////////< @JTWhitworth @rCharlotteSmith is there any transbian that doesn't have a huge crush on boringnerdykate tho @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith OMG THIS IS SO CUTE (And I'm so glad I was able to help ;P) @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/fF8rAm5WYc @eilidhmax @Adorable_Sarai @smolkttykat @FayeIsDoctors @norintha awwwwwww what a cute subby mess :3c @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith WE WE ARE YOU AS WELL @Empathy_Grace @rCharlotteSmith OMG >/////////< @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith LISTEN YOU'RE BOTH REALLY CUTE @rCharlotteSmith thank! >/////////> @rCharlotteSmith omg >///////////< @Adorable_Sarai @norintha oh gosh oh gosh Mistress is my mommy but th-thank >//////////< @Adorable_Sarai @FayeIsDoctors @norintha OH WAIT I JUST GOT IT JKLHFGSNIUGRHKTEJDAR @Adorable_Sarai @norintha a little >.< @Adorable_Sarai @norintha >/////////////< @Adorable_Sarai @norintha y-yes >_> @princessproto >///////////< @norintha @FayeIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai omg thank >////////> @FayeIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai @norintha *flustered gay noises* @Adorable_Sarai @norintha TWO OF MY CRUSHES OF YOU ARE AMONG THEM BUT I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU >////////< "@norintha I mean, yes but" What's it called when two of your crushes start dating? 😭 "@princessproto @rCharlotteSmith Listen, you're fucking adorable you have to face facts" @rCharlotteSmith you :3c @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith maximum niceu tbh @Weird_Autumn27 @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith RIGHT!? @rCharlotteSmith *powew coupwe lol I @'d the wrong person because it was all hectic and crazy when this happened. @norintha was the person who said that lol """I mean, I'm into having my face shoved into smelly girl places"" - @Xombin" @Xombin @SteampunkPenny It means you were both right despite me having misgivings >_> The fact that we still don't have a Squirrel Girl Marvel Legends figure is becoming more and more of an oversight. "Ah yes such buzzwords as ""knowing one's rights""" @QueerGirlAudrey Saaaaaame D: @rCharlotteSmith @Adorable_Sarai Such a good girl omg! 💕 "So Scout class is... back? It was gone for a bit, right? What's a Scout anymore now that Legends are Scout sized? But regardless these are adorable and of course I need Windblade and Slipstream!" "HEY Donate if you can, retweet if you can't." OH FUCK THAT LAST SCENE THO @PollyLlwyn @eilidhmax real talk tho the vibrations a sonic screwdriver can make have gotta lead to some killer gasms I really want MP Magnus to be THE Magnus of my collection but goddamn this thing is sexy @Cosmos_Cookie @ASecretRobin WHOLESOME AND PURE "@JazminKFrost Yeah it's nothing like this. You get a letter in the mail, everyone knows that." today has been A Lot and it's not even half over "@TheSecretCallie I think I must have missed what all this is about, but I hold friendships in very high regard. I know you. You're not a bad person and I value our friendship 💕" @estrusflask Are those not scales on her headgear and elbow? "@estrusflask Her armor looks like she's part of Abzan, so Khans of Tarkir maybe?" "@TheSecretCallie Oh fuck I feel bad that I didn't notice you had deactivated! I don't blame you, though. Not the worst idea to lay low. Twitter is so exhausting sometimes." @BreeMizore Next time you should tag along and we'll get you zapped too! @ALilEsthera @SteampunkPenny We spent that money supporting Luna. $800 is not a lot of money over two months. @Cosmos_Cookie We're in the process of moving right now but I'll finish that drawing at some point I promise <3 @bunnarchist 💕 @TrexPushups *offers hugs* "@ToniQueene @TrexPushups Don't be guilty that's awesome! The very existence of girlcocks stands in opposition to the patriarchy, sister. Rock that thing!" @TrexPushups Most days I can live with it. Today I feel like I have to fight twice as hard to function. These days just happen sometimes :/ @Cosmos_Cookie oh fuck I need to finish that drawing I started for you! I really hate my girlcock @incantatricks Soft Dad Hugh Jackman: Lesbian approved I love to say I don't collect G1 toys because they're expensive and don't look very good and that's still true but if I was in a Target and a reissue G1 Starscream was on the shelf for a good price? Of course I want that shit. I didn't get into Transformers collecting until a couple years after the Encore G1 stuff had run its course. Core G1 characters *Starscream & Devastator) being re-released after all this time is actually really interesting and exciting to me??? @incantatricks Fuck I'm gay and even I agree @rCharlotteSmith That'd be nice but I just crawled into bed D: "@rCharlotteSmith You couldn't have said it to me that often. And that server went under months ago. The fact that I can hear it clear as day in my head means that yes, it's very good <3 <3 <3" @rCharlotteSmith hjfsghlkfdhgskj i've heard that voice >///////< @LadyKalma Sounds good to me! :3 (little known fact but dinosaur sonas are the best sonas) @Spectra_Belle LET SPEC SAY FUCK @princessproto GHHFDSGJYTHGHJ YOU'RE CUTE @OneLameShark @Speed_Freak01 Oh hey a previously done in CHUG character that was sorely needing an update I approve I'm still surprised this worked tbh @rCharlotteSmith Surely you mean W? @rCharlotteSmith (Thank you tho that was some top shelf teasing) @rCharlotteSmith You're actually lying this is so unfair @rCharlotteSmith KFFHJVDHDJ RHJHJGDDGH TH AT WAS NT ME @rCharlotteSmith o-oh heck 😍💦 @upandoutcomic oh goddess that's... wow i'm gay 💕😍 nsfw but i love this??? @SquireOfCydonia NICE "@plentyofalcoves I've been obsessed with this album since it came out so I'm absolutely loving learning more about it! Did Neil post the lyrics anywhere? I really thought it was ""One DEAD human heart gently beeping"" which sounds so much cooler >_>" @Anarcho_Vampire To protect the world from in our nation To unite all people with devastation Oh gosh this story is 😍😍😍 @NicoleTheVixen Oh heck you're Irish? 😍😍😍 @NicoleTheVixen Oh heck~ "@_OmegaModel Amazing, radiant, powerful" "Cishet dude with anime tiddy figures: Creepy, sad, shameful Lesbian with anime tiddy figures: Heckin cool, adorable, gay" @ponettplus I've been meaning to get back into the IDW books and that is a fantastic reason to tbh @NicoleTheVixen Oh gosh that sounds amazing 😍 @OneLameShark I'm doomed to buy every Windblade @HeckingJen can i join @FinalBossFemme I still wouldn't use 'em but I know a lot of my trans sisters would appreciate being able to again. @transwitchlexi hey same especially today tbh @LunaDragofelis It's total bullshit based around the insecurities of men. @emuchaton THAT'S NOT A DOG "I'm always so hesitant to post topless pics even when they're cropped. It's really surreal to suddenly have a chest that's inherently nsfw. Like, there's some gender euphoria mixed up in there but also a bit of sadness if that makes sense? I've lost the ability to be sfw topless" Oh gosh Miss Gwen just walked into here and left a sexy mark on me~ https://t.co/iS6l2aCmQk I love this statue series and I love this character! Instant preorder <3 @spectra_belle I saw someone talking about Windblade? Were are the pics? :D @HeckingJen Absolutely! <3 <3 <3 "@ToriconPrime I guess you're right! It just depends on how you view it, I suppose." "It is worth noting that framing being trans as something that ""happens"" to someone is somewhat problematic, but at the time time? That's what it felt like. The feeling that that word conveys is what it feels like to be a trans kid and not know why you're hurting all the time." Being talked down to by a misogynistic asshole really gets the heart rate going lemme tell ya (not really tho that name is taken by some rando) "Fuck centrists. [extremely rational voice] ""Aaaahhh but you see ANY anger you express towards cishet white men makes you JUST as bad as a bigot, didn't you knoooooow?""" This is him feeling like he was called out and trying to reclaim the position of innocence. What else could this be? He has no idea how fucking ridiculous he sounds to the rest of us. He's in his own little bubble and as hard as I tried to point to that he just wanted to deflect and talk about how much he thinks I hate men. The problem couldn't POSSIBLY actually just BE men could it? "What irks me re-reading this is him comparing me to Trump being racist means that yes, he thinks my description of desperate, creepy men describes literally no one, or not enough men to be concerned about. He's PROFOUNDLY ignorant and FLAUNTING it like it's something brag about." Hey guys: Don't be this guy. https://t.co/ixqflK6nOy "@XLVIII_Percent @Teysa_Envoy You're equating ""How do cishet men function in society"" and ""why are men"" to calling Mexican people rapists? Yeah, we're done. Listen to actual women next time. Because it's clear you're not. Muted." @spectra_belle I don't think it's weird at all! <3 "@XLVIII_Percent @Teysa_Envoy Are you saying that the ""thoughts, motivations and malice"" I described describes literally no men whatsoever? I never said ""all men"" but you seem desperate to be included in who I'm talking about." @NicoleTheVixen wait like the weed kind of dab because if so same @XLVIII_Percent @Teysa_Envoy Do you trust that women are telling the truth about their experiences as women? @NicoleTheVixen it me "@XLVIII_Percent @Teysa_Envoy Ah yes the echo chamber known as ""Women."" Ever think maybe you should start listening to them? At all? You might actually learn something. Because this isn't hate. This is fear. Meditate on why that might be." "@mikeyface @d_m_elms Okay this went from a ""Oh god why didn't you untag me"" to ""Oh neat a little cute moment in my notifications"" This almost never happens lol" "@XLVIII_Percent @Teysa_Envoy The person I quote tweeted didn't draw that. His take on this image is almost certainly not the artistic intent, but we don't know either way. The fact that you get one interpretation and hundreds of people get another should give you pause." @JesskaNightmare I admit I basically never have the stomach to watch that shit. "@XLVIII_Percent The image literally shows EVERY man trying to be romantic with this woman. If that's not you, you're probably fine. But the fact that you wanted to argue about this is very telling. Argue with a woman. About being a woman online. I'm sure that'll go well." "@petrichorable I really identified with this line. The larger context of it is extremely important, but even taken out of context I feel it's very powerful and true." @Lookin4Serenity Yes. The joke is Gadsby named it after a girl she met that she was certain she could get an hour of content from (and she was wrong-- literally none of the jokes are about Nanette). It's on Netflix. The reason everyone's been speaking so highly of Nanette despite you only ever seeing screenshots of the cute & pithy jokes is because the most powerful moments of this special are ones that contain paragraphs worth of dialog that don't fit neatly into screenshots. Watch Nanette https://t.co/eJiSV8jx6j "Later, at my birth: Doctor: Congratulations, it's a boy! God, in heaven, watching this unfold: I just wasted an enTIRE JAR OF GAY ON THAT LESBIAN YOU FUCKS" @AliceAvizandum very different from a little sub please don't mix those up "@trgrrl @LuigiThirty oh, easily" @Rae_Cosmos more of a heckin gosh imo but 😍 @LuigiThirty @trgrrl I WANT to say Dan Ryckert is smarter than this but I'm hesitant @HannahTorkops @emuchaton https://t.co/yRrFJvV8lL @trgrrl USE A FORK WHO IS THIS HUMAN @trgrrl just... just use one of the 55 measuring cups you have laid out on your counter to pour the hot water why?????? HEY Y'all should read this Jurassic World fanfic. LITERALLY the silliest ever written or your money back https://t.co/uvk7CPXndn "@rCharlotteSmith @charlottes_AD Charlotte, she's 4. Of course she's being silly." @trgrrl I don't think I've seen that one can you link it? "When god made me she poured an entire jar of gay into the mixture by accident and was like ""Ehhh she'll probably turn out fine""" @lewdspacegem oh gosh oh heck good point >_< 💕💦 @lewdspacegem when are fingers ever enough i mean seriously "@KendamuZ @IraeNicole Queer is pretty much a catch-all. It means what you want it to mean, though of course it has some sense of shared meaning that most people see it having." "@ComradCapacitor @IraeNicole Media is heteronormative enough that I think if you're not going to state or imply the character's sexuality at all, it's no better for representation than hetero characters. Also there's no ""unknown"" on the ""reality"" side so it would confuse things more than necessary." @KendamuZ @IraeNicole Of course you can! A ton of trans folks I know do <3 @SissaDreki d'aaaawwwwww thank ☺️ @PennyOaken @squidlarkin There we go. That's the level of explanation I was looking for. Thank you. fluffy girl :3 https://t.co/FxkItNZxky @NicoleTheVixen @BdIdeaFairy You can call me Kat <3 @BdIdeaFairy @NicoleTheVixen Technically more of a liquid @squidlarkin The what? @_OmegaModel I mean I'm here for it https://t.co/ioRat8Huv4 @_OmegaModel https://t.co/lsjXZXIJ4n "@_OmegaModel Whenever there's a tweet that's like ""RT if you think X"" or even ""RT for X, like for Y"" and they end it with ""Trying to prove a point"" so it encourages people to compete in the argument that absolutely totally happened." "No, you're not trying to prove a point., you're using a really cheap and obvious way to get a ton of RTs and likes." @Valkyrie497 Botcon 2015 "@Kalindlara So, there's a lot of overly complicated silly lore reasons why this particular toy is named Mudfighter, but that's not a Beast Wars character so you're ether thinking of Waspinator (who was green) or Buzz Saw, who was slightly different from this but also yellow." "@Kalindlara It's a new mold of a character from Beast Wars, yeah." "@itsviviactually Hmmmm I do plan on getting that version too, but the Blast-Off version looks WAY better." 🐝🐝🐝 https://t.co/IkJIwGa0co "@SorceressUWU Two of the figures I really want. It's just Blast-Off that I'm kinda iffy on, but I don't technically own him yet. The Prime Master is a definite kinda seals the deal for me." @Rae_Cosmos this is??? adorable??? omg??? @FoxyChewToy @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith *frustrated gay noises* Attn Transformers collector mutuals: Are the Prime Masters that come with the Amazon exclusives the only shot at getting those exact Prime Masters or are they just colored in exclusive colors or something? @estrusflask @Quinn__tessence @_OmegaModel I would very much like to see receipts. In DMs if you prefer. @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith oh heck you might be right! >_> @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith U R C U T E @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith IT'S A PILLOW YOU SOUND LIKE BUBBLES FROM PPG @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith and that's unbearably cute @Ashley_Bisexual @FinalBossFemme Mom to all the cuties :3c @fluffymelonpan https://t.co/7yprx3WjZZ @FinalBossFemme You're Dragon Mom!!! :3 @Roodypatooti Yup. (In my fanfiction he is) (kidding) @suezobeam Yep! It's really short but there's a LOT of potential. :3 "@Roodypatooti Okay, well, Megatron turns into a gun. He isn't a Targetmaster, not really, but I think calling him one is kinda funny." @Roodypatooti https://t.co/4cweTVqM5M @BootlegGirl Counterpoint: She gives off powerful bisexual energies "@estrusflask @CodComrade oh nice a new group of people to block! seriously, thank you" "@petercoffin R: ""Also, Trump is Voldemort lolololol"" PP: ""This is a three course meal every night for the rest of my life thank you!""" @estrusflask @_OmegaModel ....oh Yeah I guessed right. "@estrusflask @_OmegaModel Is there any reason to think I'm following this person? I'd rather keep it anon to avoid spreading more drama, but if I'm following them I'd like to know." @GoodWitchLeigh Big heckin mood @TerfBlocker Good on Facebook. At least in this one instance. @blackestrosesyn @tinybird420 @misErydactyl @forgamergate Isn't Twitter like 17 and up? Is this reportable? "This is really, really good omg o_o;;; https://t.co/f0hc4Llx4n" "PSA if you use Twitter on PC a lot, check your list of muted followers every so often. If you typed an ""M"" at any point while looking at a thread and you weren't in a text box, you might have muted someone on accident." @eilidhmax @TheLittleFoxie @NicoleTheVixen @alildoe i forgot okay??? >___< "@eilidhmax @TheLittleFoxie @NicoleTheVixen @alildoe (You should follow back mine! Just followed you on that account. Pink avatar, ends in ""kat"" :3)" @maritronic9k @BreeMizore I have another one that's a 90's Japanese import plush but he's in storage :/ "Tabitha (big green one on the right) still reigns as queen tho - VERY soft - great hugfeel - floppy - squishy - cute, good plush aesthetic" I have a type and it's therapods https://t.co/jDzhJdZ190 "Don't get me wrong, I want the horse plush too, I'm just surprised at its inclusion. https://t.co/PlkpDHR4YU" @NicoleTheVixen This is quality content even ignoring the little aspect tbh @JordanPDunsmore lol I was wondering if RLM was why you were Thingtweeting :P @Kalindlara @Xombin oh course! she loves hugs! <3 @Kalindlara @Xombin Her name is Tabitha :3 @XylariaVG Did BfA hit today? I thought it was coming out like in a month? Miss Gwen made the bed and my heart just about melted 😍😍😍 @Xombin https://t.co/GH8IIWzv7M this tweet is GOLD dammit megatron was technically a targetmaster send tweet @evalaine_kun @Kate_Bunni Yep I felt the same even more I started seriously dating. You probably are! "@evalaine_kun @Kate_Bunni I think that's valid. One at a time makes sense. A person can be polyamorous (in other words, someone who is most comfortable in a polycule) while still dating one person. It's just that usually they add more to the relationship later if they so choose <3" "@TheSecretCallie fucking saaaaaaaaaaame ugh I see some trans girls fitting into stuff that I'm like ""They do not make that in my size fml""" @emuchaton next you'll be telling us you're taking a bath! "@SonicGurl98, thoughts? https://t.co/P5gZat8Fq0" "@rCharlotteSmith @maritronic9k It's right before she gets the Matrix jack ripped out of her head, killing her (and she knew it was coming, hence the line)" @evalaine_kun A polycule is a romantic or sexual relationship between 3 or more people @HexLatex I mean I'm not going to stare... at... thisfo r an hiour.... @Azure_Husky Both of my kitties act SO WEIRD when I brush them but they both really like the results so they suffer through it :P @emuchaton (i'm in to you :3) @rCharlotteSmith @maritronic9k The Matrix @JazminKFrost I used to wonder what group sex could be! (Myyyyy little orgyyyyy) "@blackestrosesyn Not weird at all! I think adjustable tits would be really handy, honestly." I can't help myself! It's the fancy box + unique Prime Master + rare exclusive that makes it irresistible to me D: "Me: I guess I don't really love displaying combiner characters on their own outside of their combined mode. Oh I missed out on the Takara UW Bruticus? Well it's either that set or no Bruticus for me, so maybe one day. Also me: A Blast-Off that comes with a Prime Master you say?" @Lord_Kristine YUUUUUUUUP As a gay woman that's a big part of the reason this initially pissed me off but I got so worked up I forgot to mention that lol """I really wish I had a boyfriend"" STILL doesn't mean ""Literally any man that shows up is getting some puss"" It STILL means she might want friendship from you but your selfish ass doesn't actually care about her at all, do you? https://t.co/AjfZQAae5O" "Also, fun bonus for any confused men out there: This woman could ALSO be lonely in that way (ie, she really wants a man) and EVERYTHING I ALREADY SAID ABOUT THAT IMAGE/TWEET IS STILL RELEVANT AND VALID. If that confuses you, THAT'S why she doesn't want to date you, buddy." @suezobeam Same "@Kate_Bunni It's in the thread I quote tweeted. You're not wrong, this is way more accurate. (And note that the woman could still be lonely in this scenario because we can have multilayered and complex emotional states which I didn't think was novel but there you go) https://t.co/khit6di8CE" "I don't know who drew that picture originally (I doubt it was this guy), but when *I* look at it I see a woman who is lonely BECAUSE everyone she knows is too fucking selfish to just be her FRIEND. Then OP comes rolling in like ""lol women amirite???"" why are men just why" "Cishet men see a lonely woman & suddenly ""lonely"" can't possibly mean she wants a friend. No, it can ONLY mean she's lacking in romantic/sexual attention. How do cishet men function at all in society? To my straight sisters, I am so fucking sorry y'all have to deal with this." "It's almost like being lonely and wanting the attention of desperate, horny men have nothing at all to do with each other. Are you really so much of a loser, so emotionally stunted, that you're incapable of seeing a lonely woman & NOT seeing her as a sexual conquest? Get fucked. https://t.co/mJVItUi1j8" "@Sabriality She looks too pink in this cinematic. It's probably the lighting, but it bugs me >_>" @blackestrosesyn awwww thank you! :3 One of the many benefits of being in a trans girl polycule is that some (read: most) mornings you get to wake up to gay sex and that's beautiful 💕 @maritronic9k @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/RZgnL62GNG "Megasweet? I think his name was Megasweet. Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is THE RAINBOW CARTOON HORSES HAD FAP MATERIAL BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN BEGAN. Y'all are a bunch of whiny fucks." "And when I say earliest days, I mean ""The first two episodes were premiered a few weeks before the actual series, and in that time /co/ had amassed a bit of pony smut."" I'm trying to remember his name but we even had an artist pumping out humanized porn on the reg" "Weird men: ""She-Ra isn't sexy enough!"" Me, remembering the earliest days of the Brony fandom: https://t.co/i2w73GbrNc" "@rCharlotteSmith Scumbag brain bein' all like ""Oh you like to feel younger, huh?""" @emuchaton M O O D princess daisy saying she's gay was perfectly on brand but so is this honestly i've changed my header but at what cost "@ChaKatKimber """"""""""""hypothetically""""""""""""" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/slg2SbuIy9 Days since I've ugly cried: 0 Feeling better tho I made one! :D #PastelGirl https://t.co/Ne65DdhITE https://t.co/byGiP4Fgcy @GenghisKhatt can i have one? :3 @WynneCluster @spectra_belle L E T S P E C S A Y F U C K @BreeMizore @suezobeam 💕😍💦😍💕 @BreeMizore And not for nothing but seriously like every sapphic woman I know including me loves tall women 💕 Is there a form I need to sign to be a pup girl? @Kalindlara gosh can I just have that happen to me pls "cw for lewder than I tend to normally retweet, but gosh this is hot~ 💦 https://t.co/qn6W1iXVRg" @ButtGoblin666 TERFs are getting report-happy lately @NeitherNora a possible option i'm willing to consider @Weird_Autumn27 i'm asking for a friend listen i could hypothetically be a bun who's sometimes a pup just sayin' @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith right!? "@CaseyExplosion That's what I always do. I am literally silenced by their actions. But, you know, let's have another think piece about how we're silencing them." @queer_queenie You look super cute! <3 """This feels like the last 3 Harry Potter books!"" Yeah I can see some superficial resemblance but how is that helpful at all? ""...Trump is Voldemort!""" well that's a relief then I guess we just have to find the world's most powerful wand and trick trump into using it wrong but for real what purpose does invoking harry potter serve at this point https://t.co/IgxGLbmDys "@TheGoatmon ""muting you two for making too much sense""" @tfwiki I like this new interpretation implying Repugnus is the hero of the entire trilogy @Kalindlara @PowerOfMelody gosh same! "@BrookieRayWrite ""I really like to know the gender of the person when I'm reading"" Oh my god you already do you weirdly hung up cis person. This is infuriating to read." @DrShitfaced @NicoleTheVixen oh gosh oh gosh 💦 @rCharlotteSmith @xyalexis awwwww I did? :3 @Adorable_Sarai @JenButtLewd @WilloIllo @rCharlotteSmith It is! 💕 Not to be a huge lesbian but um how is this not sexy??? Like don't get me wrong it's also badass but an outfit can be both <3 https://t.co/hk22lNBaR6 @NicoleTheVixen oh heck yes it is!!! 💦 @NicoleTheVixen That's a term I hadn't heard before but I'm pretty sure that's me >_> "@eilidhmax @NicoleTheVixen You're well on your way, sweetie! Doesn't that rush from knowing everyone can see how slutty you are feel so great? 💕" @trgrrl why am I laughing so hard @NicoleTheVixen oh gosh as a fellow exhibitionist slut I must say she's well on her way to living her best life~ @transwitchlexi @trgrrl mood x.x "Is your point that 20,000 people are wrong because good job if so https://t.co/xGblXkgtlZ" "@Pixeljade I really like my current banner, but when I inevitably wanna switch it up can I use this? :3" @NicoleTheVixen Yeah I mean it's most my weekends tbh @NicoleTheVixen goals tbh @rCharlotteSmith @xyalexis oh gosh oh gosh Charlotte I bet she's a much better mommy than me! 😍 @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith I didn't either!! >.< @Adorable_Sarai @rCharlotteSmith She really seems like such a good girl tbh @WilloIllo @rCharlotteSmith @Adorable_Sarai I'm pretty sure Charlotte is so cute it's illegal at this point @rCharlotteSmith @Adorable_Sarai UIADFGOHDFHSFGHDRIUE CUTE "@Adorable_Sarai If I'm anything to go by, the more followers you have the more susceptible to becoming a little you are" @TransKayleigh @rCharlotteSmith Oh my this new strain of little virus is spreading fast! :P @ButtGoblin666 https://t.co/xneHEUyjhr @TransKayleigh @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/JCk9h09xiV @TransKayleigh @rCharlotteSmith Jealous of who? Me or Charlotte? :3 @CaseyExplosion *bounces with excitement* :D @jayne_pea #truefacts @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith She really did! It's so cute~ @FinalBossFemme is this... fooly cooly??? @rCharlotteSmith @duxwontobey ? @magicalfeyfenny @rCharlotteSmith I've only got the barest taste of it recently and I need more tbh "@BreeMizore Oh no! I hope you feel better. You know we can always talk on DMs or text messages, right? :/" I got my Majora's Mask statue from First4Figures but I have nowhere to display it while we live here. I really want to share pictures but I forgot to take any during the short period I had it out to check that everything looked okay >_< @eilidhmax @maritronic9k @rCharlotteSmith Can you imagine she tried to claim she was SIX earlier? Such a bit imagination on that one :3 @FrillyHyena @rCharlotteSmith Poor Charlotte's notifications are going to be destroyed when she wakes up from her nap lol @HeckingJen You can DM me if you want <3 @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Like how can I refuse her request to call me mommy it's not possible @magicalfeyfenny @rCharlotteSmith RIGHT?! So fun fact it's SUPER EASY to slip @rCharlotteSmith into littlespace Also super cute :3 https://t.co/zxWNzCPOM5 @queer_queenie That's one of my favorite parts of HRT tbh :3 @flowercrownderg @eilidhmax @NicoleTheVixen @smolkttykat @WilloIllo @rCharlotteSmith I mean teasing is half the reason I love it too :P @flowercrownderg @eilidhmax @NicoleTheVixen @smolkttykat @WilloIllo @rCharlotteSmith You're fooling no one https://t.co/gkFtVPLxkU @quatoria @Calliethulhu @PomoPsiOp @rCharlotteSmith @AliceAvizandum @blackestrosesyn Power move "@rCharlotteSmith @AliceAvizandum @quatoria @blackestrosesyn @Calliethulhu We all got matching ""cyber"" themed display names it was adorable" "@GundamToast Do you have a problem understanding the sentence ""she's had enough""?" @TheSecretCallie Yeah mine have been spiking recently as well. I think I'm gonna be at like 3k in a couple months which is wild @suezobeam Miss Gwen does BOTH of those things :3 @Xombin @Adorable_Sarai thicc trans cuties are 💯💯💯 @Calliethulhu @suezobeam IT'S A HUGE SECRET DON'T TELL NO ONE My brand https://t.co/z13QcQYBAL "@suezobeam @Calliethulhu ""if you are a sub"" Hi, my name is Kat and yes, yes I am a sub" @AliceAvizandum @quatoria @blackestrosesyn @Calliethulhu @rCharlotteSmith That's the one! :D "@quatoria I mean, have you been keeping up with my life? My girlfriend just moved in and Mistress's girlfriend and her girlfriend & daughter are moving in soon too. It's just gonna be one big queer, kinky household and it's like how am I this lucky???" @quatoria YES. A LOT LATELY @NicoleTheVixen omg you're so cute and little!! :3 "@blackestrosesyn @Calliethulhu I have yet to have time with the game myself, but last summer, me, @rCharlotteSmith and a few other girls on here were all really into another text-based dommy game. Like it involved a mom computer. Forgot the name, tho" @Calliethulhu I mean TO BE FAIR teasing is a kind of light domming and I don't know shit about that @Calliethulhu @gailforcenyine @rCharlotteSmith how is reminding everyone that the girl you're subbing for wears diapers at all helping your case? :P "@Calliethulhu I'll be playing this tonight, damn o_o" @rCharlotteSmith owned (literally) @Samaliel G1 was a more experimental time https://t.co/NpmH3yE9Te @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLOTTE!! <3 <3 <3 @hypnokittymaid oh gosh that's a good idea can i join you?? x_x I LOVE HIM??? SO MUCH??? https://t.co/Cju6aUf7qk @tfwiki Thank you!! @Xombin @BreeMizore You're welcome Miss Gwen! :3 💕💕💕 @QuestForTori This tweet is emanating powerful Mood energies "@madametentacles I admit to being something of a Slowpoke in this case, yes :P" @suezobeam A fursuit specifically made to facilitate fucking :P @suezobeam lol I've never nor will I ever use a mursuit that shit has to be fucking miserable with all the sweat I'm pretty sure mursuiters aren't very common (but they're extremely valid) "@DragonCarebear I've never heard it worded ""4/ch/an survivor"" but that's a really good way to put it. I relate to a lot of this list including that. *offers hugs*" "@Xombin @BreeMizore (I don't think there's a way to do this on phones, sadly)" "@Xombin @BreeMizore If you use Chrome, install the block chain app here: https://t.co/8sjYYtn0Vm For Firefox: https://t.co/YalSlVJkgu Go to a user's follower page, click the block chain icon, then click ""run block chain."" It will not block your followers or people you follow." """The animation studio behind the original 80's He-Man cartoon was extremely gay"" is the least surprising news I've heard in months" @MattyFranklyn This tweet fucking made my day I laughed so hard thank you too hot to yiff Aesthetically pleasing following/followers count https://t.co/UYDh2InrQH "This last follower spike might've finally destroyed my ability to keep up with blocking chasers :/ I really want to stress that if you're a man following me because you're sexually attracted to me, you make me EXTREMELY uncomfortable and I'd like you to unfollow please." @BreeMizore Running a block chain on their followers wouldn't hurt either. I was already blocking half of them (which likely means it's a lot of TERFs) One of my all-time favorite aesthetics. https://t.co/EEVKw5pqB8 @BreeMizore This is relevant to my interests @QuestForTori hey same @Cookie_2nd Oh fuck! o.o Oh gosh I didn't even know these figures were happening! Is Repugnus already sold out? I can't find him... https://t.co/WghYQBAIWo @Kalindlara @RenegadeLadyEff @Calliethulhu GoT got real weird since I stopped watching didn't it @Kalindlara @Calliethulhu Aren't like most trans people into tf? :P @bunchisms @myimmaturity Oh oh! I did! :3 https://t.co/lD23jPE1u8 @Calliethulhu @Kalindlara You have my complete and utter support "@Cookie_2nd That... that has to be Fahrenheit, right?" @upandoutcomic I know other trans people who've had similar problems. I worry that @lyft simply doesn't give a shit. :/ @emuchaton This is a goddamn injustice @QuestForTori That's super awesome! It sounded really fun :3 @QuestForTori Oh gosh I wonder if this is the same wedding I've been seeing my other friends tweet from? All trans people do kinda know each other lol "@bunnarchist There's nothing to be sorry for, it's okay 💕" @squidlarkin https://t.co/j4y24gmwit @FinalBossFemme @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors it's true they do @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors so do pacies tho @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors but charlotte it's a pacie that you ALWAYS have with you! @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors oh because you suck your thumb? :3 @traaaaaaannnnns I'll kiss you like the girl I know you are <3 @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors it's like closer to 40% don't round up! D: @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors only by like a couple years! @rCharlotteSmith @HRHStarflare @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors you're SO little like okay MAYBE you're a bit older than me but that's still p little @rCharlotteSmith @tdarkchyldeAD @AnaIsDoctors i know next to nothing about this show @ChapienFerret @deathpigeon Last time I saw them drunk I was an egg! Just a fun random fact :3 "@OneLameShark Yeah and it's hard to justify the price, too. One day, hopefully." @tdarkchyldeAD @rCharlotteSmith @AnaIsDoctors So much little you're littleness has awakened other littles! "@rCharlotteSmith @AnaIsDoctors x 10,000 :3" "@SissaDreki Not weird at all! I consider all my mutuals friends, so *follow* <3" @OneLameShark For me like 90% of the reason I want it is for that Orion Pax figure. Far and away the best portrayal of that character and it's not likely we'll get another one any time soon. @rCharlotteSmith @AnaIsDoctors charlotte you forgot like two whole digits there @rCharlotteSmith @AnaIsDoctors I'M NNOT LITTLE RIGHT NOW @SissaDreki Thank you! <3 <3 <3 @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith yeah it's like she really wants everyone to know how little she is @rCharlotteSmith @AnaIsDoctors *giggles* and you called me a baby :P @spectra_belle oh gosh same @OneLameShark ...dammit I really want PoP Prime @rCharlotteSmith I'MM ABIG GIRRLL >_< @rCharlotteSmith yeah because you're thirsty for pee we get it "@SissaDreki Very true. It's weird because on the one hand I want to say, ""And therefore I am going to start saying I'm autistic"" but also I know that it won't feel right until I meditate on it for a few months. But I definitely feel a shift in my thinking on this." @petrichorable MOOD @SissaDreki I do too! But you can probably understand how conflicting it feels to be on the other side of it? Like I need to convince myself that I'm not overstepping any boundaries by accepting this identity. "@XylariaVG (also thank you, it weirdly helps to hear that)" @XylariaVG I got slapped with OCD and tourrettes diagnoses when I was a kid Fun fact but OCD has a lot of overlap with autism and there are parts of OCD that other people have but are completely foreign to me... @norintha https://t.co/Vd0Z0rEgjm "@SissaDreki As another example, I might be too >_>" @norintha I think so @SissaDreki Me too @norintha what do you mean? "I don't know if that means what I think it means? Again, never diagnosed. But lists like these are important and informative." @rCharlotteSmith Littles. Littles happened >_> @LexiEsque @AnaIsDoctors @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith Yep! It unlocked a lot of things for me and really catapulted my confidence levels forward fairly early in my transition. @AnaIsDoctors @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith I've rolled on molly and it's the beeeeeeeest ;3 @AnaIsDoctors @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith my ears perked up at the mention of e tbh :3 @Adorable_Sarai @AnaIsDoctors @maritronic9k @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith @amissChristine you could join us if you wanted :3c @AnaIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai @maritronic9k @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith @amissChristine they're literally made with dinosaur meat! "@ExistentialEnso lol is he trying to use a ""UMMMM TECHNICALLY"" on us to weasel out of this?" "@AnaIsDoctors @maritronic9k @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith when grabbing the dino nuggets I literally went ""NOT little!!"" to Mistress & Jen >_<" @upandoutcomic (like real talk tho it takes effort to actually stink on hrt) @maritronic9k @AnaIsDoctors @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith literally just bought some at the store yesterday >_< @LexiEsque @AnaIsDoctors @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith cute mess tho @lady_cantido @AnaIsDoctors @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith *passes you juice box and orange slices* @LexiEsque @AnaIsDoctors @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith *slurps juice box* look pretty ensnared to me :3 @AnaIsDoctors @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith we're kinda easy to ensnare tho "@AnaIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith @smolkttykat normally I am, but this kind of stuff can attract the wrong kind of attention so I've been trying to keep it on that account it's not a hard limit or anything, tho >_>" @AnaIsDoctors @LexiEsque @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith such a smol little pretending to be a domme~ :3c @Adorable_Sarai @eilidhmax @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith well if you ever change your mind your friends are more than willing to tease you relentlessly for it~ <3 <3 <3 @AnaIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith it's the bessssst~ @AnaIsDoctors @Adorable_Sarai @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith I don't see you in my follower list or in my follow requests?? It's @smolkttykat @Adorable_Sarai @eilidhmax @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith join usssss >:D @LexiEsque @AnaIsDoctors @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith gosh just so many littles coming out of the woodwork :P @Adorable_Sarai @eilidhmax @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith no but seriously @AnaIsDoctors you should follow my little account if you're this keen on teasing me :3 @AnaIsDoctors @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith safhfshgfh shrthsfgdhsdfgh FIRST O FALL HOIW DARE @usmcspadden @BreeMizore @Xombin AND STEVEN! :D @BreeMizore @Xombin (ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS) @maritronic9k @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith >_> <_< i'm taking these oranges and juice box but that doesn't mean i'm 3 @BreeMizore @Xombin WE @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith *whimpers* >_> @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith I'MN 3 1!!! @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith BIG GIRLSDM AKE TYIPOS @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith I'M ABIG GIRLL @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith i'm nOT LITTLE RIOHJGT NOWW "@rCharlotteSmith fuck i need that comic where they're like ""i want a hot drink"" and ""i need to pee""" @AnaIsDoctors @rCharlotteSmith omg no one was even talking to you you thirsty girl @rCharlotteSmith charlotte you walked into that one clearly your diaper thirst cannot be slaked @ProxyBane lol who asked you dork @deathpigeon Most of the more popular species did! @Nyanthetime Occasionally :V "@rCharlotteSmith yeah you do it whenever you need a diaper, right?" @rCharlotteSmith ANGRYH TYHOPING @rCharlotteSmith @Miss_Played @tdarkchyldeAD such a nice thing for someone to do for you :3 @rCharlotteSmith lieS AND SLNADNER @rCharlotteSmith OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!! <3 <3 <3 "12k likes what is even happening I don't have a sound cloud but if you want to follow a trans girl who rants about trans issues, dinosaurs and Transformers I'm your girl" @hypnokittymaid oh gosh you're the cutest!! i think i might be gay~ 💕💕💦 "@HRTMadeMeABat You're doing great, babe. I love you so much 💕" "@charlottes_AD @Adorable_Sarai That's the point, dear :P" "@Adorable_Sarai gosh this is a mood my gender has fluctuated a bit in the past and honestly I'm still trying to get a feel of what that means for me but when it does I don't go masc, I go genderless" "My chosen queer family is the fucking best, y'all. I love all of them so fucking much 💕" @Xombin th-thank you Miss Gwen >_> @Xombin ggjhf ssruijkjvfddfj @Xombin *FLUSTERED STAMMERING* If you didn't like me being little on main: No worries I'm gonna keep it off here from now on If you did: @smolkttykat @Alixsar This one's the best one so far tbh The genders of my enby siblings are just as valid as binary trans people. Unfollow me now if you have a problem with that. #NonBinaryDay @JanetFawn Awwww thank you <3 <3 <3 Also that's really specific and I had to Google that! :3 @JanetFawn that's not enough to be my mom! D: (gosh if you insist but teasing is half the fun <3) @JanetFawn fhfdgshdf i'm tTHJJIRTY ONEe @JanetFawn Feeling less little today BUT YOU'RE NOT HELPING D: @Weird_Autumn27 This is awful *retweets* what's it called when everyone already hates the duck https://t.co/B74gf0bU9R @HRTMadeMeABat 💕💕💕 "@ClockworkQTDoll I figured that was the approach they'd take. The answer is literally fire everyone who works at ICE, release anyone being held by them, completely defund them and bulldoze the buildings they use. Done." "@Valkyrie497 I've heard Arcee's design described as a ""wheel mermaid"" which makes me like the idea a bit more at least in theory, but I'll agree that the execution is terrible." @Weird_Autumn27 Gender euphoria feels so much better than fetishy arousal tbh @Valkyrie497 Same basic DNA for what I was talking about. But a lot of the news that's come out about it sounds very promising! @suezobeam @BreeMizore DID NOT HEAR THAT REBECCA CAME OUT AS ENBY FUCK YEAH Oh no the Bayverse movies discovered my only weakness: Female Transformers https://t.co/tlQqa7uDLY @sapphixy Like I completely get where she's coming from! But she simply refuses to believe something so simple and universal about the trans experience. Cis lesbians have noticed we smell like women. We're not making shit up here. @sapphixy It's somewhere between hilarious & profoundly depressing that lesbians like her are experiencing the EXACT same thing we are yet there's this barrier of bigotry obfuscating our shared experience. I'd much rather live in a world where her and I could just exist as lesbians. @CRTgirl As of only a few days ago those icons at the bottom were at the top. Wait until these people find out there's a growing contingent of folks who unironically want to abolish the fucking police. Just imagine the pathetic pearl clutching liberal think pieces we'll see if that movement ever gains traction. "@BreeMizore I will say this: The ""tap the button to go back to the top of the page"" feature is WAY less intuitive to the point where it still trips me up despite already knowing about it. That's a design flaw that I think is worth considering." "The only way to describe this movement's goals more succinctly would be to just type out the definition of ""abolish""" are you fucking shitting me https://t.co/xi2EG2JYub Which is more satisfying? Hot take: Buttons on the bottom of the app make more sense than buttons on the top in a world where everyone uses a pop socket. @AliceAvizandum Be safe 💕 @SapphicEllyCat oh gosh that looks like it hurt :3 @QuestForTori omg only if I can join you! "@trgrrl Unrelated but the funniest part of this video is when the announcer comes on screaming ""STOP THROWING CHAIRS""" @TheMadMissMovie *extremely red letter media voice* ALLEGEDLY @Lord_Kristine omg where can I buy this? :D @rCharlotteSmith @tdarkchyldeAD that's um NUH-UH @rCharlotteSmith @tdarkchyldeAD don'T TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND YOUR ONLY OLDER TAHN ME IF WE'RRE BOTH LITTLE @rCharlotteSmith @tdarkchyldeAD because little girls like you need them sometimes there's nothing to be ashamed of :3 "@rCharlotteSmith @tdarkchyldeAD talking about diapers is pretty little, charlotte" @tdarkchyldeAD OMG @rCharlotteSmith is this true??? O: @tdarkchyldeAD i didn't know the little welcoming ceremony involved a juice box and a stuffie but this a v good policy imo @tdarkchyldeAD *takes both* thank you! :3c @tdarkchyldeAD *BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH* @tdarkchyldeAD y-yes >_> @WilloIllo @HotChocletyLez @MommunistFriend @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/IMwaGJ2nwP @HotChocletyLez @WilloIllo @MommunistFriend @rCharlotteSmith ur a terrible liar :3 @rCharlotteSmith I never even met this person before and like that's the subbiest thing I've ever heard @quatoria @eilidhmax @AnaIsDoctors @NekohimeMusou @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith @Weird_Autumn27 omg!! *blush blush blush* @eilidhmax @AnaIsDoctors @NekohimeMusou @quatoria @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith @Weird_Autumn27 oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh! >////////< @lillyhime oh I'm sorry! glad to make you smile tho! @anarchopupgirl @eilidhmax @rCharlotteSmith @quatoria @Weird_Autumn27 It's all so adorable isn't it? "@LittleEmmyBee I mean, true" g-gosh so heckin unfair that I missed out on the teasing tbh @LittleEmmyBee I swear I was bullied into this >_> @rCharlotteSmith @quatoria @tdarkchyldeAD @HRHStarflare @eilidhmax @Weird_Autumn27 oh gosh oh gosh! Literally my notifications have been destroyed by Little talk. Gonna have to catch up on PC when I get home >_< @rCharlotteSmith yeah like can they not tell we're big girls smh @HRTMadeMeABat OMG RIGHT?! @rCharlotteSmith @FairlyLip don't worry I'm pretty sure i am too your secret is safe with me "@rCharlotteSmith @FairlyLip did we ever determine if you were even potty trained, young lady?" @Kalindlara (Heck anyone who wants to discourse you for that tho :/) @Kalindlara Big woof? @Kalindlara (The protesting part is kinda fun tho) @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn *whines* @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn smol @spectra_belle >///////< @Kalindlara >_> *takes plushie and cuddles while pouting* @usmcspadden @Kalindlara I was 31 last week! D: @Kalindlara listen I swear I wasn't a little last week "@rCharlotteSmith @FairlyLip *cwanky, rather" @rCharlotteSmith @FairlyLip awwww so cranky ;3 "@laurelai_bailey @ExistentialEnso No, I get it. Thank you." @ExistentialEnso @noble_av @laurelai_bailey I mean that's the appeal for me @FinalBossFemme th-thank you dragon mom <3 @ExistentialEnso Yeah I have no issue with the weed itself (currently high lol) It's the part where all the POC are still in jail for stuff white people are now making millions off of. @ExistentialEnso That and the overnight weed industry "@lady_cantido *FLUSTERED, ANGRY NOISES*" @FinalBossFemme *blush* h-hi >_> @laurelai_bailey @ExistentialEnso I'll admit I didn't think these replies would get this real. Every time I tweet while high I run the risk of having some hate group gather intel on me. Not sure I really need to be reminded >_> @lady_cantido Y-YES @ExistentialEnso I'm counting down the days when someone here uses this to run me off Twitter lol I haven't even done any play surrounding the idea. I just like being teased about it. @lady_cantido NO I'M NOT THAT LITTLE @Weird_Autumn27 uhhhh yeah! I was subtweeting Charlotte! >_> """im not a little! im not a little!!"", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink" "@Roodypatooti Big Bad Toy Store. ""Sale"" is somewhat relative, though. Still kinda pricey >_>" @Roodypatooti I plan on grabbing the Legends Chop Shop soon! It's just that the Waruders and Zaptrap were on sale so I figured I'd add them to the collection. I think I have a bug problem https://t.co/WE6VtIWGC0 @alyxaras Of course! 💕 "@wehpudicabok @traaaaaaannnnns At most, the bravest of us correct the person when they misgender us, but the ""Did you just assume"" meme implies that we're indignant that anyone could mistake our gender which cis people do WAY more than us." @HRTMadeMeABat AAASUDFSIDFGFSDG LOVE YOU 💕💕💕 @HRTMadeMeABat aaaaaa getting even cuter!!! 😍😍😍 New dino frens!! https://t.co/7ljRfSAw1y @Rae_Cosmos Whole lot of truths in this thread that I hadn't yet formed the words for. Thank you. @emuchaton What we ever do without his priceless insight? @HeckingJen @norintha Extremely! 💕 "@SteampunkPenny @norintha @Xombin We all love you so much, Mistress 💕💕💕" @JesskaNightmare Yes. A thousand times yes. Too scary. @trgrrl THE TWEET IS COMING FROM RIGHT BEHIND YOU @FoxyChewToy @norintha Fuck yeah 💕 @HeckingJen this is bullying I've missed this girl so much 💕💕💕 @norintha https://t.co/v7W5FsK3Wk @HeckingJen Fghhdhrhrhrhuudehh5hb5hitvgrgh "Billboard on the road advertises a casino that offers ""Free pie & ATM"" @Xombin: I love pie and ass to mouth!" @Kalindlara Mood tbh @Kalindlara Omg that's adorable!!!! @Kalindlara I'M NOT -- *whines* Little solidarity >___>;;; @SteampunkPenny @Xombin @PollyLlwyn Near the end of a 17 hour trip to get her. Then it's 17 hours back. "*talking about D/s stuff with Mistress & Miss Gwen* Me: I mean, I'm not a Little, but -- Mistress: I love how she still thinks she's not a Little. Me: *FLUSTERED, CONFUSED BLUSHY INDIGNATION*" 258 miles away from Jen's place! Almost there! 💕💕💕 "@AdmiralTofu Oh, I didn't realize there was a distinction between those. I meant ""acronym vs sounding it out""" "@AdmiralTofu It used to be a US/UK thing. I forgot which is which though. I think I say ""sness""" I mean that's basically my brand tbh https://t.co/2QFGeCFoEM "@Valkyrie497 @BreeMizore (Toy reference in case that wasn't obvious. Do you collect Transformers at all, Bree?)" @SatanaKennedy got shivers reading that 💦 Anything you can donate helps! We're hoping to move soon and we need that deposit! Retweets appreciated! https://t.co/aE4q09fTtK "Guillermo Del Toro, mainly Luckily a lot of people share his tastes https://t.co/QWdpg8Rw3p" "@BreeMizore She's part of a combiner set called Megatronia. Being both an import and a five pack of figures, she runs about $170 - $200 One day!" "@BreeMizore So, fun relevant fact: There is a female version of Megatron named Megaempress and I desperately want to add her to my collection 💕💕 https://t.co/qx54xEFApk" @ExistentialEnso Or holding their wife's purse @blackestrosesyn Not a typo :P @blackestrosesyn You're kinda low key freaking me out. Did I miss a typo? 15 hours until California and the entire van is now officially braless "@XylariaVG ""Old fashioned hurgusburgus"" will never not make me laugh" @transwitchlexi lexi don't you know that all trans women are lying always @ExistentialEnso hbomberguy_citation_needed_button.gif @emuchaton We need 50 CCs of butts STAT! @TheRoadVirus_ @transwitchlexi You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed & sterilized so you get NOTHING. @transwitchlexi @LoruleWilds YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS @transwitchlexi This is the best worst tweet ever @cassie_complex She's fine. She has a dedicated group that harasses her based on things they think she said. fan-fucking-tastic https://t.co/rMk5WX5wHf @HRTMadeMeABat Congrats love!!!! <3 <3 <3 @BreeMizore YES I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST NOTICED THAT TOO! Isn't it the best!? @BoringNerdyKate 💕💕💕 @valoryness @AllisonAda2120 @Calliethulhu Nice I have to leave on a 17 hour road trip to go pick up my girlfriend tomorrow @Calliethulhu Oh fuck isn't it like 7am there? D: Can't sleep :/ @rCharlotteSmith This is art. @Ulexar Cutie! 💕 "@SamanthaMaxis34 It also had a heavy theme of sympathizing with the dinosaurs which I really, really liked." "Tonight has been rough, but one silver lining was I got to see Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom! It was really good! Easily the second best of the series 💕💕" "@HRTMadeMeABat I'm okay. Thank you, babe 💕" @AlreadyTheRobot @ExistentialEnso Speak for yourself 😘 "@/lunasongmusic is no longer living with us. She was abusive & manipulative and we no longer felt safe. I don't care if people are still friends with her here, but I wanted to get ahead of this before rumors spread. Today has been exhausting." "@JustALeftyGirl I think the fact that it was during Pride is hurting them, though. I bet you the vast majority of the people at Pride and the people who support Pride were confused as fuck to see anti-trans rhetoric leading the parade." @Diana_Hignutt Have you read Crichton's decades-long distrust of science? :V I really hope this causes a ripple effect. Most cis people don't even know what a TERF is. TERFs hopefully finally shot themselves in the foot with this stunt. https://t.co/ztMvL21TPS "Definitely impossible for the foreseeable future, but is there even a *theoretical* procedure that could reshape/shrink a person's skeleton? Nanobots?" "@WhoAskedUBxtch @pottawacommie @rCharlotteSmith I use a thing that takes wax and heats up a coil to vaporize it, but there's also vape pens, volcanoes and dabbing." "@pottawacommie @rCharlotteSmith Yes, but they use slightly different apparatuses than you're thinking of. There's actually quite a lot of ways to vape weed." @rCharlotteSmith (You can also vape it and you'll be fine) "@rCharlotteSmith Only if you smoke it, and even then do it near a window and they'll never know." @FauxPup @rCharlotteSmith That or the newest Kids Next Door villain @ExistentialEnso It was worth it two months into HRT when my hormone levels started to change. I will never go back. I CAN'T ever go back. I love how Toys R Us absorbed Kay Bee Toys and FAO Schwarz a decade or so before shutting down. Really seals that nail in the retail toy store market coffin. @piffyjackie Told ya <3 @norintha @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/3bGSxToddn "@fluttergirly @TimonicWulfgar oh, sorry >_> I was trying to help explain, but I can see how I sort of missed the spirit of the tweet." "@fluttergirly @TimonicWulfgar So, In want you to imagine a parent in the early 00's walking up to an employee at Kay Bee Toys, having been burned on the Super Nintendo years prior, asking ""Does this play all the games?"" That's what this is. It's the purest distillation of what that customer needs to know." @ZJemptv Transbian transdar is no joke tbh @TimonicWulfgar @fluttergirly Correct. That was a pretty sizable selling point. Hundreds of titles. "@Cosmos_Cookie ""Digital world"" Could also be announcing a new Digimon series, let's not rule that out" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/pHfmVwAVSJ "@fluttergirly Because they were reassuring customers that not that long ago were really pissed that the Super Nintendo wasn't backwards compatible. That pissed off a lot of parents in the early 90's. It's a simplified assurance of, ""Yep, all the Game Boys""" @rCharlotteSmith @norintha All this is moot because it's still a White Savior narrative. @Milkymaiden_art May as well throw mine in <3 https://t.co/hwVQffIkiy @spookyeternal omg that has made my day thank you 💕 @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/FM0SqqDem9 @LaughingCorvus @Roodypatooti 💕💕😳😳😳💕💕 I'm still really annoyed that they gave him the previous Wreck-Gar's weapon despite not being able to hold it anywhere but the very tip. Looks ridiculous. But I'm always tempted by Junkion figures because they're technically army builders. https://t.co/xQSw5FZOdV "I really want to get Mario Aces. 10% of the reason is because I loved Mario Tennis 64 so much, and 90% of the reason is for Chain Chomp. https://t.co/Bmexg6Fir6" I have a package that's scheduled for delivery on Friday despite currently being in a town 45 minutes away. Your guess is as good as mine as to why. "@HeckingJen Yep! Other Jen is moving in soon so you'll have a ""Meet one get one free"" situation there :3" "@Empress_Trixana @deathpigeon Yeah I feel like if you use red paint against a bunch of comrades our first reaction isn't going to be ""Vandalism!! D:<""" @HeckingJen Every trans person know every other trans person. :P I'm just low key sad that I haven't met you in person yet! "@deathpigeon I mean, I guess that makes way more sense than my initial assumption which was that it was an intentional part of the piece." @HeckingJen Oh gosh I didn't know y'all were hanging out! Where is this? o.o @deathpigeon he's got a bit of red on him "@Xombin @BreeMizore We have Netflix! As it's my account, so no unplanned closing should happen" @OliveDknight D'aaawwwwww 💕💕💕💕 "@alexandraerin With the same level of creative control he had over TLJ, ideally" @Xombin oh gosh Miss Gwen!! 😳😍😳💕💕 @ponettplus Lesbian Horse Watch is the name of my new band @HRTMadeMeABat oh gosh love!! D: *hugs tight* 💕💕💕💕💕💕 @Spookidot @NovaHentai1 @zeldrithx https://t.co/KCla1l8meu @LoruleWilds Reddit too I hear 💕 @transwitchlexi snkt butt @MagicTransGirl oh gosh I think I'm gay??? 😳😍💦 @ADirtyTrans that sounds super gross let's do it @HeckingJen @HRTMadeMeABat Oh lol seriously nothing I just thought my girlfriend being drunk sounded adorable @HRTMadeMeABat *giggles mischievously* @ADirtyTrans You'll have to show me sometime :3 @petercoffin Toxic masculinity is a helluva drug @SapphicEllyCat https://t.co/WMuFhDb3il @upandoutcomic Also can we talk about how perfect Jeff Liu's take on the character designs are??? https://t.co/keOib0xXGX @upandoutcomic Especially given how the last batch of episodes ended... @GTron That special is how I know that factoid! This seems extremely up my alley and I will be reading it as soon as I'm in arm's length of my vibrator https://t.co/AAVuKowKEw @Calliethulhu @QuestForTori She followed me too and I legit fangirled out 💕 @ZJemptv Love three scare quotes around eat out. "This is a great illustration of the fact that if you're a prominent trans person, people will constantly lie about you always." Sometimes I wonder if cis people are actually from an alternate dimension https://t.co/Ps0vlzfcks @DrShitfaced Good girl! >:3 @OneLameShark Those hammerheads are 10/10 imo "@HordeBoyRiot_ Baby girl sure works on me! Just ""baby"" as well as ""babe"" feel very affirming too 💕" @princessproto why even are men @Calliethulhu biG MOOD @JonDont1 @princess_stef69 https://t.co/r7cCzezVDv "@Calliethulhu oh gosh big same except like, um, in the sub way" "I find some trans people aren't as aware of this, but The Little Mermaid has been interpreted as trans feminine narrative basically since its release. Part of Your World in particular is at least as much of a Disney trans feminine theme song as Be A Man is a trans masculine one." There's video footage of me as a 3-year-old with ribbons tied to my wrist dancing and lip syncing to Part of Your World https://t.co/9ngdg3AMOR @dogsokaywooof literally this Being a trans girl when you live a mile above sea level is buying lotion in bulk and NEVER NOT APPLYING IT @HRTMadeMeABat not to be a huge gay but you're SO CUTE 😍 These tweets are blowing up! I don't have a Sound Cloud but you should know I am extremely subby so I hope all you thirsty trans girls aren't expecting me to domme you :P "HRT is fucking magic, y'all" Thank goddess my body hair's always been really thin and wimpy. I just realized it's been easily a week since shaving my pubes and I only just now kinda need to do it again? And as for chest hair: Like once a month maybe? And it all turned blonde so it's kinda moot regardless. @ZJemptv Neither you nor Riley use coercion. Both of you in fact make a point to calmly state simple facts about being trans and it's really scary that people can misunderstand you that much. It has to be an intentional misrepresentation. @trgrrl It's true. 17 years. "@petercoffin @WesthaverEmily The main reason I like ""Radical Feminist"" is because it describes them on their terms and sidesteps debates about the specific terminology being used. However, they still try to argue that it's a slur so that tactic is less of a priority at this point." @Poodleslime Can confirm. Ran into the same problem recently. @jessavyfav Only a few months worth of walking luckily :P Seriously considering booting up Pokemon Go for the first time in 2 years solely because of sunglasses Squirtle. How long is that promotion going for? (Last time I played Pokemon Go I was still an egg!) "@rCharlotteSmith @rainy_deer I mean, same" "@tamzinblake @Suprdark33 Ooooooh gosh when Mistress first asked if she could call me Kitten I just about came 😍 Now that's all she calls me, lol" @squidlarkin The only issue I have is with the occasional (and it IS only occasionally despite how much my anxiety might like to tell me otherwise) lesbian that says I'm not really a woman for some reason?? Yeah that's a lesbian I might get frustrated with AS ANY LESBIAN WOULD. @BoringNerdyKate oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh!! 😍💕💕💕 @GuildingLilly When you want to send all trans people to conversion therapy but don't want to call it conversion therapy. @HRHStarflare Good girl! <3 @Dashieswag92 Good girl! :3 @logichole Muuhahaha now EVERYONE will call us good girls! The secret is out!! >:D @micalbf Maybe we have conflicting definitions of disingenuous I guess? I double checked with Google but I don't like discussions where people just post the definitions of words so I'll drop it. I'm really sorry about all this. @micalbf Could you start with that next time instead of calling me disingenuous please? I'm normally open to being called out on problematic shit. I was ready to have to have a discussion about it before you insinuated I was a liar. That rarely goes over well with most people. "@micalbf Could you maybe assume ignorance before malice, please? I don't know anything about injecting drugs." @RachelTheParrot https://t.co/q4NJm8iMUD "I don't care if each episode cost a million dollars, @Netflix. If your budget is 18 billion, canceling #Sense8 had nothing to do with money." @aSpaceCadette It's such a magical moment to watch! @micalbf I'm terrified of needles myself. A lot of AMAB trans people inject estrogen tho It's 2018 and Undertale is still the best video game ever made "@Calliethulhu Gosh I don't know! I'm sure there's something, though. Might be more abstract like the sight of a sub being all twitchy, sore and moaning?" "Imagine a vial labeled ""Concentrated Gender Euphoria"" that you sucked up into a syringe and jammed it into her vein making her a twitchy, stuttery wet mess. You're a fucking HERO and deserve a medal." @OneLameShark The money I can't help with but the body? Can I interest you in some titty skittles? :P "Calling a subby trans girl a ""good girl"" is giving her a direct shot of orgasmic gender euphoria right into the veins and that is SO GOOD AND PURE" @transwitchlexi aaaaaa cute! <3 <3 @OneLameShark Real dress-up is even more fun tho :3 @CRTgirl Free Real Estate Guy Goes to the Mayor Thread https://t.co/BMejeNkEga It's almost like TERF rhetoric is deeply misogynistic or something. https://t.co/B1e8tDvFWi "Here's a fun idea. Corporations are allowed to help at Pride, but not allowed to put their logo on ANYTHING at the event. After the event if they want to brag they can, but NO logos at the event itself. How much you wanna bet they'd all dry up overnight?" "Real shame that cis men mansplain without meaning to because if they had any sense at all they'd avoid doing it to trans women. Why? Because I lived as a man for long enough to know y'all don't do that to other men. The whole game would be ruined at that point, wouldn't it?" Shout out to that weird trans girl mood of getting mansplained to and feeling both slightly gender euphoric as well as extremely annoyed in response @ROGUEOFVOlD i mean have you SEEN girls??? @SonicGurl98 where does biolizard fit in Before either of us came out I had a huge crush on Ellen Page and I'd just like to thank my gaydar for being so well-calibrated tbh @JordanPDunsmore Juno sure was the thing I saw this in theaters because I had a huge crush on Ellen Page My gaydar was strong back then I guess lol @XylariaVG @estrusflask I unabashedly adore Tim & Eric and I couldn't for the life of me explain exactly why. Maybe if this was a scene where Ant-Man stomps on a house that's for sale or something that'd be more of a connection. This tweet makes it sound like the AatW producers were big fans of the meme and tracked the guy down. Tim's an actor. He's sometimes in movies. It happens. Is Tim Heidecker seriously known more for a meme than Tim & Eric at this point? https://t.co/UKg7jDPhj1 @XylariaVG @shivvykitty Nope it's a scientific fact at this point :3 @RileyJayDennis handsome boy @rCharlotteSmith don't joke about that Mistress will sometimes prolong my orgasms it's exhausting D: @rCharlotteSmith Giggling I picked up on by hanging out with trans women basically constantly @rCharlotteSmith Yeah Panties brand diapers we know "@rCharlotteSmith Do you need a diaper change, Charlotte?" @estrusflask I'm thinking the same. "I think seeking out, obtaining and actually applying cream for my eczema fills my adulting quota for at least a month." My favorite Undertale songs in no order: - Metal Crusher - Hopes and Dreams - Ruins - Spider Dance - Undertale (still makes me cry) - Death by Glamour - MEGALOVANIA "So the whole ""Weird Al is a play on Norm-Al"" tweet going around is interesting, but we'll never really know if that was why. Why? Because ""Weird Al"" was the nickname he was given in college. You'd have to ask his old classmates." Oh thank fuck it's been long enough without having Metal Crusher as my ring tone that I can enjoy it again "@rCharlotteSmith I mean we ""boycott"" it because it's uncomfortable as shit shopping there while trans" "@SixArmedSweater Isn't it like weirdly frustrating when you grow a new fursona? Like, goddammit that's more shit I gotta draw lol" @TheRavenousDyke @petrichorable Usually just underwear @petrichorable Dad of the year for sure @dogsokaywooof @petrichorable And no bottoms! D:< @petrichorable I don't even wear pants to bed in the winter tbh @petrichorable MOOD Just 3 more days until I see @norintha again!! 💕💕 We're gonna be so obnoxiously gay you have no idea @ButtGoblin666 *hugs tight* 💕💕💕 What the actual fuck are you talking about https://t.co/kRPSumXbaf @ZoenLanosca 💕 because it's double the hearts :3 @OyuunKha ur cute :3 @OyuunKha D'awwwww I'm no one special :P You're sweet 💕 @OyuunKha It was a good meme :3 @TheKaylaBear @upandoutcomic Omg I need this shirt! 💕 @rCharlotteSmith I mean is this like a request orrrrrrrr @princess_stef69 Reclaimed by us. Non-queer people should use it very cautiously. @TheKaylaBear @upandoutcomic I'm intrigued by what that shirt is tbh Are you one of those weird cishets that never cleans their asshole or are you implying you never have to poop? https://t.co/0J32qDSLb7 @QuestForTori Privilage is a helluva drug @queermel @Baronesa1980 Why is a self-described gender critical feminist verified with 100k+ followers? D: I emerge from my house at about the same rate https://t.co/8M2DObJtJ5 @QueenStodge I really want it too. I'm a big fan of Primal and the presentation is just amazing. But imagine if Arcee had won the poll @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/eDjgBhqUCU Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history. Me: https://t.co/Ggxv1bo8Wx @gwen_no_fear https://t.co/IqOxmnBlWl There had been a fan theory for years about how the face in Rose's portrait above the door almost always being covered means she's hiding something. It's fantastic that that turned out to be real foreshadowing. HOW IS PERIDOT MAKING A SODA CAN FLOAT MAGNETISM DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY "@happosaai No amount of appealing to canon will change how you felt when you first watched it. There's literally no point to debating how that scene made you feel, and goes the same for me too. But yeah, it's the fucking Force. A shorter list is of things it can't do. How is that helpful?" @CHUDsMckenzie I'm live tweeting this so no spoilers please <3 This is why I'm so annoyed by fans that call the show lazy or weird for not sticking vehemently to the character sheets. I LIKE seeing a different artist portray each episode. How can you not? "For those unaware, the animators on Steven Universe are instructed to follow the story boards more closely than the character sheets, which allows the individual artistic voice of each board artist to shine through." @happosaai Literally one of the top ten scenes of the entire franchise imo You know how Pearl looked fucking flawless in Back To The Barn? It's because Liu has nailed how these characters exist in 3-dimensional space to such a degree that I'm always in awe each time I return to the series and am reminded how slick every character looks. Add this episode to the list of reasons why Jeff Liu is the best storyboard artist for this series. https://t.co/VvzWdD87ib Neither of my preferred streaming sites have a working copy of Steven Universe s5e21 The Question. Any suggestions on where to watch it? @zephyromatic oh gosh i think i'm gay 😍💦 "I'm sure there are clueless grandmas using that emoji for it's intended ""sweat"" definition but make no mistake: That is girl cum." @XylariaVG thank you based surf @XylariaVG One silver lining is flying Pokemon almost always have a secondary type to take advantage of. "@XylariaVG lol same Ice is rare, electric is nice but if you have grass to use against water it's not as much of a priority, and for myself I rarely pick up rock Pokemon just out of personal preference." @thimblerobot @neonfiona @RileyJayDennis It really is! @CHUDsMckenzie Thank you! 💕 "Our upcoming move is going to involve combining 3 families into one big queer household. It's exciting but also a little bit scary. It's a big change with a lot of moving parts. I'm glad the people we're doing it with are so amazing, though. We got this 💕" "I'm still legitimately floored at how tone deaf he's being. Even left of center cishet white men should be viewed with caution, I guess. I don't think anyone needs to throw out their Stephen King books or anything, but do not look to this man as a political idol." "Are you like, intentionally ONLY speaking to cisgender, heterosexual white men who have basically nothing to lose from reaching across the aisle or are you just too old to understand that that kind of thing gets the rest of us killed? With all due respect, Mr. King: Fuck you. https://t.co/a8VQrciKWh" @xenthyl 💕💕💕!!! As a rule please don't tag any marginalized individual in a discussion with a bigot. This isn't a game to us. https://t.co/1NBhvSMZuC @Xombin @SteampunkPenny Yeah it's a weird Twitter glitch. Here's the tweet I wanted to share with you: https://t.co/itOluolbzJ "For all those cis lesbians that don't mind trans women at all: THANK YOU. For a lot of sapphic trans women, there's a fear that any given group of cis lesbians might be TERFs. That's how pervasive these bigots have been online. Thank you for making it a bit more safe for us 💕" Lesbian TERFs are helping actual bigots in their transphobic goals yet because they're lesbians they get to be part of Pride in some parts of the world. It's insidious. Joke's on you dorks tho this only makes me want to identify as a lesbian even harder just to spite you. "I used every last available character to make the above tweet, and sometimes @'ing people in a reply doesn't let them see the tweet you're replying to? But I really do want to try: @SteampunkPenny @Xombin" "In our computer room we have a black-out curtain in the window. During Miss Gwen's visit, she opened the curtain to take a selfie. I love the way just a bit of extra light makes the room look. And it's a great metaphor for Miss Gwen. She's brought so much light into our lives <3" @transwitchlexi It's the best MCU movie imo @RileyJayDennis It helps so much to hear this. Thank you 💕 @geenacanblowme @HRHStarflare Not the best idea to share specifics about where you live online when you're trans in 2018. We're not moving far from where we are now. Just need a bigger house. @Calliethulhu dammit D:< Pearl/Rose was a D/s relationship send tweet @Calliethulhu @rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi @queer_queenie https://t.co/nArd23gmXY @ExistentialEnso It feels weird to even consider the idea of being a man at this point WELP I know what my next First4Figures statue purchase will be https://t.co/7AdtQYuHao nah https://t.co/J883QRwouU @queer_queenie Congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "@queer_queenie Something that I didn't get until it was explained to me: If you taste it, you waste it. The idea is it's being absorbed into a membrane, either under your tongue or into your gums if you want to hold it there instead. It'll turn to mush LONG before it properly dissolves." @terraevelyn69 @Aprilc0t @Nadya_Alter Please untag me if you continue. I've blocked them both. "@Nadya_Alter @Aprilc0t This was not the way to convince me that the terms cis and trans should be discarded. Arguing in good faith rather than calling me a liar would've been a good first step. I've already muted April, I'll be doing the same for you if this continues." "Really tragic that just as I was getting a little burned out from Dishonored 2, it throws a ""lol in this level you can't use your shadow powers"" gimmick at me. Real shame. Bet the ending of that game is fun but I guess we'll never know." "@MOOMANiBE Well I was mistaken for calling her cis, but can anyone blame me? This kind of stand-offish-ness is what I expect from cis bigots." @TimonicWulfgar RIGHT?? Literally that entire paragraph in her second tweet I don't even know how to respond to. I can't even understand *abstractly* how she gleaned what she did from what I said. "A few of my mutuals follow this person so I don't think they're a TERF??? I had gotten used to AMAB people responding to tweets like this in the past couple days, which is why I initially replied the way I did." What the hell even happened here? https://t.co/GX8vSi3Q8r "@Aprilc0t To answer your first question with the context of the last sentence in what you just said: Yes We're done now. I'm here to help trans people, not coddle cis people who want to argue." They grow up so fast 💕💕💕 https://t.co/TObpwblGSM @upandoutcomic oh heck 😍 @aliceincamera ugh I've been there :/ "Seriously, this line of plushies is dope af https://t.co/h5Gl55qb2D" "To answer all your burning questions: - Yes, they're in lesbians w/ each other - Koopa Troopa is floppier than her Paratroopa lover - Her hanging attachment isn't as fancy, sadly - Also very soft!! :3" @FinalBossFemme YES @BreeMizore *hugs tight* 💕💕💕 @Fenrisylgr I've been a fan of theirs for many years 💕 https://t.co/iTWU4nuaC3 important update!!! https://t.co/7vJTu2ndEa "@jappert_chris GOOD, HARD WORKING, VALID LITTLE BOY" @TrexPushups I believe that's Burning Godzilla! I love the designs of Godzilla monsters but I admit I haven't seen any of the Japanese movies. Oh and I have all the dinosaur Jurassic Park/World Pops arriving soon in my BBTS pile of loot. This is going to be a super scaly and monstrous collection soon <3 "I've always loved the monstrous Pops that don't use the same head/mouth shape as the base Pops do. Had the idea to have a dragon collection for years now, but now that I have 3 molds I might go back and get Nicol Bolas, the the GoT dragons, etc." added a hissy snek boy to the dragon pop collection 🐉 💕 https://t.co/QbSZzvsdma @norintha wh what are the furries shooting >_> "@rCharlotteSmith @Hypno_Fox NO IT WOULDN'T SOMETIMES I JUST KINKSHAME BECAUSE YOU'RE INTO IT I'M A GOOD FRIEND, CHARLOTTE" @rCharlotteSmith @Hypno_Fox N NO I MEAN eeeeeee the last payment for this went through!! Should be shipping out in a few days!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/veJde9uv7A @gewt big same "@tamzinblake @Queer_Union My sex drive has been weirdly impossible to describe. I wouldn't actually say it's increased. My tweet has more talking about how, now that my hormones are at the levels my body needs, I'm enjoying sex and attraction on a deeper level." @Hypno_Fox @rCharlotteSmith my kink is kinda low key kink shaming people for the same kinks that I have "@tamzinblake @TransNurgling And if you're like me and the idea of being into dudes feels a little intimidating, there's a good chance you'll stick with girls <3" @rCharlotteSmith this is terrible and you should be ashamed *retweet* so proud of my purple scaly boy https://t.co/ULaupqyAvb @AliceAvizandum Dimetrodon is more closely related to us than dinosaurs. https://t.co/Nx1RyRoIxC "@K3DSL If you ever need someone to talk to about it, I'd love to help <3" PMS has been better today after a few days of roughness. Might be out of the woods finally. For this month at least lol @hypnokittymaid gosh that looks so slutty~ 😍💦 jealous tbh Retweets appreciated! Every little bit helps us make our queer household a reality 💕💕💕 https://t.co/aE4q09fTtK @Adorable_Sarai This is a good kitty who deserves all the pets. @GirlyAlterEgo Awesome! You're taking your first steps into a larger world <3 "@Aprilc0t Yes, but only if you feel comfortable with the gender you were assigned at birth and have no desire or need whatsoever to be another gender. If you think being another gender is something you'd like, then I would recommend not getting to attached to the cis label." "I made this tweet kind of as a joke, or at least an observation that I didn't think would be taken so seriously but there's been a number of real breakthroughs I've helped some people make in the comments below. You really never know who's listening. I'm so glad I could help!" "@JayniTigerpaw You deserve to call yourself whatever gender fits you in the moment. For instance you might be gender fluid, which means by definition your gender will be constantly changing. There's no shame or judgement in that <3" @TaraKaos @skeletonpope Mood @NiemandNicky @Anarcho_Vampire 💕💕💕 "@happosaai If you want to be a girl, you're a girl. Never forget that <3" "While I have you, here's some further reading on the subject: https://t.co/xwFF64bKW1" @octagonne https://t.co/6XLSa0qylz Fuck yeah Basquash! is awesome!! https://t.co/NMUQpZcsLh @CuddlePotato That's why I try to educate everyone I can about this. @HRTMadeMeABat I love them! <3 @Silly_Go_Round_ Saaaaaaame @HRTMadeMeABat Oh sweetie I didn't know you were using a mouse! Tablets vs mice are like night and day. Did you just recently get one? @lady_cantido https://t.co/fk6h8w6HUr @lady_cantido SO MANY "Sometimes when I tweet about trans stuff I think ""I bet the TERFs that are screenshotting everything I say to share it and complain about how gross it is hated that"" and this was definitely one of those times. https://t.co/ynoUj6fjiF" Aaaaaand cramps on schedule. Ibuprofen and water will help long term but short term a shit ton of indica weed is making this bearable. @AnaMardoll This will be affecting my enjoyment of The Mummy. *slaps my face* this baby can fit so many girlcocks in it @ClickityClacks I have a couple black Yoshi plushies! One from the late 90's and one from a couple years ago. Neither are easily within reach otherwise I take a pic @joshroby I mean I don't blame myself for getting confused. It would lead to masturbating either way in my case. But you're right this is very illuminating for me. I've had this Paratroopa plush for a few months now & she's basically perfect. SUPER on model which is really uncommon for Nintendo merch found in the US (I'm pretty sure this is a Japanese plush but I bought it at Target). Not very squishy but she makes up for it in softness :3 https://t.co/096aI7qJzw @HeidiCzerwiec @Waffliesinyofac @dirt_baby_101 Nah my notifications have been blowing up for it all day. It's definitely rated :P "@SissaDreki Oh I never considered that it would work on a 3DS! Then totally, yeah." @00d4n1 @Tronturbulance1 I can't see the other half of the convo (they were blocked at some point in the past) but I think this person isn't worth your time. :/ "@SissaDreki Moving on a d-pad in a 3D game is not my favorite thing, but if folks don't mind that then I'd definitely agree." "That said, I still love the game because I'm used to all its weird control quirks. Even the camera doesn't bother me TOO much." Super Mario 64's controls have aged horrendously and I would not recommend it to a player in 2018 unless they want a challenge. https://t.co/PQTeUwwfJ7 "@MavenOfMayhem ""Why won't you validate my instance that trans people are icky!?"" - them, presumably" "I wonder if my tit obsession pre-HRT was more to do with ""I want to be her"" than ""I want her""? That could explain the switch in what arouses me now. Like, my own boobs? As big as possible please! Other girl's boobs? I love them all equally." "It's interesting to me just hot much HRT has reduced my boob lust. I used to be a MAJOR boob girl, but now I'm way more of a butt girl and honestly boobs don't excite me like they used to." @lmcgrew @gnollcurry There's nothing at all to apologize for. Our discussion is a big part of the reason I have this account. I love doing this. <3 "If you'd rather be a girl, congrats! You're a girl! The desire is all you need. Take whatever gender you feels fits best/excites you the most. Later if you want to transition, you can do that too! I give you my full support as a trans woman, & I know countless others will too 💕" "@CHUDsMckenzie @gnollcurry That doesn't mean you're going to have the same experience, of course, but even if HRT doesn't do exactly what it did mentally for me, if you'd rather be a girl I think you'd probably love it if you tried. <3" @CHUDsMckenzie @gnollcurry Then you're trans. It's yours for the taking. 2 months into HRT and I *felt* the difference. It was like a cloud was lifted from my head and I could finally see. You know how a fish doesn't know it's wet? Sometimes trans people don't know the thing they always feel is dysphoria. @lmcgrew @gnollcurry All trans people are accused of reinforcing gender norms. Bigots tell us that all the time. You would not be reinforcing anything negative by being your truest self. "@lmcgrew @gnollcurry Again, these things are personal but for what it's worth, I would say you're absolutely trans." @dogsokaywooof @JordanPDunsmore Hey now The Navigator was cool! @JordanPDunsmore Maybe I'll give it another watch MAYBE @JordanPDunsmore I remember virtually nothing about Warriors of Virtue so I might just have to let you have that one on a technicality. "As a chubby trans girl, I really appreciate the genuine love of chubby trans girls in the transbian community" "@JordanPDunsmore No, never https://t.co/NkzZ1ib8S1" @transwitchlexi fireworks are so fucking triggering for me I'm so sorry D: @HeckingJen gosh I really am truly a disaster lesbian "@lmcgrew @gnollcurry One of my friends, @deathpigeon, is a genderqueer person that calls themself trans. I'm only a binary trans woman, but if you had more questions I bet they could answer them better than I could." @lmcgrew @gnollcurry Looking back now I realize I DID have dysphoria. So there are a number of us that try to be more welcoming to the trans community. Honestly it makes way more sense to have it be this way. Gender should never be gatekeeped. "@lmcgrew @gnollcurry There are those of us who disagree with everything I just ssaid. But for myself, I have some personal stake in this. I thought I didn't have dysphoria for over a decade. it wasn't until I was told you didn't need dysphoria to be trans that I decided to transition." "@lmcgrew @gnollcurry I get where you're coming from and I appreciate the thought, but now the way we try to view it is trans people don't need dysphoria to be trans, they don't need surgery or HRT to be trans. They need only say ""My assigned gender does not fit.""" "@lmcgrew @gnollcurry I'm sure you've been told that if you wanted to adopt the trans label, you'd be more than welcome to. It's a personal choice to use a label like that but for what it's worth I think genderqueer people absolutely count." think I'm gonna get really fuckin high this evening @HRTMadeMeABat resting beauty face @yungneocon um excuse me that is clearly a bun @HeckingJen Do you need a few more? ;3 "Like basically these badges are effectively saying (in addition to Nazis fuck off) ""Anyone who would have a problem with a badge saying 'Nazi furs fuck off' fuck off"" It's EMBARRASSINGLY easy to not out yourself as an asshole in this instance. And they can't manage even that." "Oh, there are no Nazi furs? Then the badge is talking about YOU. Whatever you call yourself, they mean you. Oh, you feel like the badges are talking about you because you understand the community enough to know you're not welcome? Congrats, everyone thinks you're a Nazi." "Love how these bozos are like ""There are no Nazis furs! And I feel personally attacked because I think they mean me!"" The smart way to go about this would be to NOT associate yourself with the term ""Nazi."" Not like these ribbons are saying ""Anti-SJWs fuck off"" or anything. https://t.co/ewH3yxwLBf" @ClickityClacks I think a lot of people see them as feminine. You're right that there's no reason that they should be. But it's gender affirming for me at least to use them. @emuchaton Both of these are eternal and pure moods @suezobeam Happy early birthday! I'm pretty sure I'd cry if I got that card. Your parents are doing it right <3 @Xombin @BreeMizore @dankootheartist This drawing is the GREETEST! Now I'm leaving earth for no RAISIN! @HRTMadeMeABat your smile is so pretty aaaaaa 😍😍😍 kitties being unbearably adorable 💕💕💕 https://t.co/5OfcDafVnX You're goddamn right it is https://t.co/pX3MYd0kmc "What pre-HRT me was turned on by: Boobs... uh, kissing I guess? What post-HRT me is turned on by: Boobs, butts, thighs, tongues, lips, smell, girl balls, girlcocks, girlbulges, kissing, sucking, rubbing, grinding, gosh girls are so good and perfect aaaaa ;_;" @emuchaton the dork knight "@emuchaton real talk the love of armpits you helped instill in me was a deciding factor in voting for you over cookie in that one ""who gave you more kinks?"" poll" @gnollcurry I guess given your experience I trust your judgement. "I don't know the person who made the first poll but I don't think blocking people retroactively removes their vote? So unless the argument is this person preemptively blocked nearly everyone who hated TLJ (which is supposedly the majority opinion), I call shenanigans." """Let's see what the people REALLY think!"" *still a sweeping majority disagree with you* ""What do the people know anyway?""" A comedy in 3 acts https://t.co/E9BGA6y5G6 @gnollcurry Yes but there's a reason we start with magical hypotheticals and then move onto real world stuff and you're getting ahead of me :P What would occur in a magical gender change that common transition methods wouldn't accomplish? @gnollcurry You think you'd change back after a week or month? "@gnollcurry Sorry, it's not my place to pry. If you've figured it out already, you've figured it out already." "@gnollcurry Like if you could magically just wave a wand and become a girl, would you? For me it only manifested as a preference towards being a girl, but it didn't feel like I NEEDED it. I felt like I could manage being male, I would just be a girl if I could pick." "@gnollcurry Yeah I mean if it doesn't feel it fits for you that's totally cool. You should know that I would've agreed with everything you just said before I transitioned. The ""I don't feel discomfort with my body"" part in particular was something I said often." "@squidlarkin *among, not about" "@ButtGoblin666 face too cute, must smother" "@squidlarkin It's possible the ""omg my dating life improved immensely after HRT"" might be more common about polyam transbians." @sorin255 Have you considered that you might be agender? "@AppleChipsTVG Really? That's awesome! Omg I don't know if you've mentioned before that I helped you realize (I've gotten it a lot), but thank you for mentioning that! Having real, concrete proof that I should block every ""cis guy"" that follows me helps tremendously. 💕💕💕" @terraevelyn69 I felt similarly @princessproto Adorbs! 😎 Thinking about it more I really wish both of them were clear plastic. "@ViTheDeer Gosh I'd be a stuttering, blushing mess!" @Lord_Kristine It's talked about in this video: https://t.co/Me485JpwAa @queermel I get what you're saying. "@Vangelus ""Genres of personal Twitter"" is a good way to put it" @queermel I do try to be very careful. Please call me out if I step out of line. @squidlarkin Oh that's a real thing. How are the TERFs twisting it? "@Model_Omega It's hard to recall if I like, noticed you? I hope I don't sound rude but like it takes time to form a relationship with people on here. It's hard to parse out the exact timing. Congrats on figuring it all out tho! <3 <3 <3" @Model_Omega lol I never realized you weren't trans :P "@Sammantix True, you were never cis. I was just trying to point out that technically you're not one of the folks I'm talking about :P" @squidlarkin Okay but I'm still not really understand what it means? "@queermel If I'm stepping out of line, I'm sorry. Today's been weird. Think I should delete the tweet?" "@queermel I'm being vague on purpose. I'd never confront someone with it. There are times when people are in threads telling me, ""I question whether or not I'm trans"" (happened twice today, actually), and to those people I say, ""Then you probably are."" Beyond that I agree with you." @Model_Omega Might have been! When did you come out? "@Lord_Kristine I saw a recent Movies With Mikey that I feel illustrated really well just how problematic that movie was. However I don't want to shit all over a childhood favorite if I don't have to. If you would like to watch it, I'll link it. It's not just the crows." "@csb1971 Then you're trans, love." @sorin255 Do you think you'd feel better not being a man? "@Sammantix Awesome! Not cis anymore then, eh? <3" "@ExistentialEnso I have to subtweet HARD for this one but I have one follower in particular who I feel like is kinda silently white knighting for us. I love him to pieces, if he's not trans I still love him to pieces, but I do wonder." "@squidlarkin Gosh saaaaaaaaame I had only had ONE serious relationship before transitioning. I started transitioning at *29*. Now I've had... like, 6 relationships? Most of those are happening at the moment." "@squidlarkin I missed when cotton ceiling was coined, apparently. What's it mean and is it one of our terms or one of theirs?" "@ExistentialEnso ""Literally every single trans character ever (except that one time in Sense8) was better acted by a cis person. I know this because reasons.""" @suezobeam (in general) "@Lord_Kristine I don't know any details of the remake. I've never seen the original, either. All I know is the new one is being directed by Tim Burton." If you're a cishet guy who follows me I promise you I've at least once wondered if you were questioning whether or not you're trans. It kind of has to cross my mind. I'm sure it's true for a lot of us trans girls on this site. "@terraevelyn69 @UltimateNanite @rubyrubypeaches @traaaaaaannnnns If you would like to speak in DMs, let me know in a thread like this and I'll DM you. I have DMs turned off for folks I don't follow but I can override that by initiating a convo." "@Dragamation I understand that it comes from a good place. I would caution against saying that to other trans women who are feeling dysphoric, though." @Lord_Kristine This is why I'm interested in the Dumbo remake. There's nowhere to go but less problematic. "Dogs, in general, love everyone. Cats, in general, are careful with who they open their hearts to. Some call that malice, I call that wisdom. And when I'm lucky enough to be a cat's chosen one, I feel more loved than I would with a dog." "@JesskaNightmare In order to argue that it's ""unsafe"" for kids or whatever, they'd have to start using phrases like ""female coded"" to prove it's gay at all which is not really something those kinds of people are traditionally capable of." "As always, likes will be interpreted as support. I hate that this sounds like I'm begging for likes but in my experience this needs to be said" dysphoria day wooooo 😐 @HRTMadeMeABat Fucking mood. @Calliethulhu Cats were originally desert animals. They like things warmer than we do. @JesskaNightmare I feel this a lot. I don't think I'm capable of quitting social media or pot :/ @HeckingJen mood @rubyrubypeaches @UltimateNanite @terraevelyn69 @traaaaaaannnnns It's never too late to transition. "@SiobhanFTB Literally what possible definition of ""paying"" let's these employers seem sympathetic?" @HeckingJen I literally typed out her @ "@rubyrubypeaches @UltimateNanite @terraevelyn69 @traaaaaaannnnns If you wish you were trans then you are, love" @rubyrubypeaches @UltimateNanite @terraevelyn69 @traaaaaaannnnns An egg is a trans person who hasn't realized they're trans yet. "I'm getting so fucking sweaty in here making me look worse by the second. I'd rather be in there shopping for clothes. But I just feel on display. I have to juggle the anxiety of figuring out what fits, what I like, what looks good, and if anyone's fucking staring at me." @sapphixy She recently told me she prunes her list whenever she follows new people. It's exactly what I do with my following count. Fear of missing out when you're overcome with anxiety basically means you can't be happy Sometimes shopping for clothes is way too overwhelming despite how much I need new clothes and hate how limited my wardrobe is right now. I'm just sitting in the car now waiting for everyone to be done. I don't even know what if anything could make me feel better. @CareBearCase I had a half-assed attempt to kind of be a boy for a few years. It went poorly lol @HRTMadeMeABat This is true I got to see the special girlfriend version of this pic :V @HRTMadeMeABat oh gosh dear are you topless!? :O @CaseyExplosion I can't get it down to 666 at this point so I'm doing the End of Days thing and making it 999 omg casey explosion why won't you follow me TT__TT @CaseyExplosion Honest question how do you avoid following new people because I can barely keep it at 999 @archarin @HRTMadeMeABat Yep! The distinction is intentional. @fluttergirly gosh they should all try being sapphic girls instead like the rest of us bronies I really love it when my toy collection sneaks into my polycule's selfies :3 https://t.co/7HKzC2eApH @ZJemptv If you find a good place to escape to let us know :/ @TransEthics They won awards! Other cis people think they're really good at playing trans people! Surely the transes will accept that appeasement! @Kalindlara I guess I didn't know lesbian trans girls existed at the time. But I was jealous of both trans women and lesbians so getting to be both is a dream. I'd like to one day forget what it felt like to have a girlcock That'd be really nice @rCharlotteSmith I've never been diagnosed with PTSD but I'm extremely triggered by loud bangs. Full-on panic attacks. Fuck that entire take. @Adorable_Sarai @destroyeroftroy Yeah you don't want to get too thirsty "@ViTheDeer Nice try, but I found more recent selfies of yours and you're still gorgeous so there! >:3" @ViTheDeer Pretty cute imo~ 💕 @androbutterfly Yup! You heard me :3 @gewt Thanks! 💕 @rCharlotteSmith as a fellow humiliation kink person if you have any tips for keeping it under control I'd love to hear them >_> "I don't make a habit of befriending people who see me as less than human because of my gender and sexuality. I don't have the luxury of being cisgender or straight like you, Mr. King. This isn't a game to us. https://t.co/vWqZbNFIWr" @NihiliaXIV @XylariaVG SAME We need to talk about how shitty the tilde is in the font Discord uses. @HexLatex can you even imagine a brain containing 24 hours of independent thought sounds fake tbh Oh I forgot one: - I still have my G1 Soundwave reissue from SDCC '09 - Transformers - Dinosaurs - Clear plastic - Rare G1 molds Goddammit I think I might need to grab BOTH the SDCC Transformers exclusives https://t.co/qRj0mR4i8V @queer_queenie I take these pills that make me all cute & girly I can't help it @cosmicdicks @ADirtyTrans *delicious fact @ADirtyTrans oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh 😍💕💦💕💦💕 @Lord_Kristine T-Wrecks is the name of a Transformer! https://t.co/suHOaO9dBN https://t.co/4vUuG8iQvs "@lewdspacegem Mine's moderate. Again, practice can help." @lewdspacegem Practice makes perfect! I wasn't great at first either :P n I c e https://t.co/FH5sseP5wa @GoodWitchLeigh @Pixeljade There was never even a chance it would be as good as a series we've had time to cherish for 20 years. It was always going to be not as good. But that doesn't mean I'm not excited! @Pixeljade @GoodWitchLeigh I still need to catch up on those but honestly I like what I'm hearing https://t.co/k6kbemunPY @Pixeljade Haruko in general is goals https://t.co/bz9qALtyon @princessproto ugggggggghhhh why is it so unbearably hot D: 🔥☀️🔥 "@Cosmos_Cookie Take care of yourself, Cookie. You're a really good friend that I'd hate to see less of 💕" @emuchaton trans girls smell amazing why would I say such a thing Like I don't even disagree with the overall point but like why imply those two things are incompatible? @emuchaton kinda off brand for you "Open borders would be a humane, responsible immigration system tho https://t.co/zu8rIkgmkr" @Model_Omega Absolutely! 💕 @vec2_code_witch Me too! 💕 "@suezobeam No, I'm talking about a Twitter user. @/spookperson (I try not to @ big accounts I'm not mutuals with. Figure their notifactions are usually busy enough)" My favorite fact about Undertale is that it was made by an actual dog I had no idea Goth Ms. Frizzle was trans but I'm glad to hear it frankly "@norintha @SteampunkPenny @Xombin @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic Just a week left before you'll be joining us, love! <3" @SteampunkPenny @Xombin @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic @norintha We need a bigger bed so poor Luna doesn't have to lay on the floor D: "@PowerOfMelody You look so cute omg!!! I'm like, overjoyed that I finally get to see your gorgeous face tbh 💕💕💕" "It's one thing to consider a world with rising sea levels and no fossil fuels left, but it's even scarier to consider a world with that, plus expensive water, no fucking SAND which is in basically every modern thing you can think of, and potentially toxic chemicals in EVERYTHING." "So it's not just that ocean levels are rising, it's not just that we're running out of oil, it's not just that we'll be running out of drinkable water soon, we're also running out of sand and there's plastic in all the food we eat because of all the garbage in the ocean." @hypnokittymaid yes yes yes!! omg 😍💦💦 @emuchaton still thirsty tbh :3 @Xombin Amethyst is one of my favorite gem stones! <3 <3 <3 "Thinking back to my egg-self years ago and how jealous she was of trans women, I feel like I won some kind of lottery to able to be a lesbian trans girl. How did I get so lucky??? 💕" Most of the 3D Sonic games are fine https://t.co/PQTeUwwfJ7 "@rCharlotteSmith Most dog owners are against using these. When I worked at a shelter where our job was to get dogs' temperament to a point where folks would adopt them, we used them sparingly on dogs that needed it. Humans almost certainly no." ✨💕💕💕✨ https://t.co/iA625r7WIQ @BreeMizore & @Xombin bein' gay~ 💕✨ https://t.co/VIeruXDqP7 @princessproto Is that... THE thing? @Samaliel I will undoubtedly take pictures when I get home! 💕 @ButtGoblin666 wash down those feminems Tiny fishman acquired! https://t.co/FIJsjxcvXJ @ThatAintMarth 💕💕💕!!! @QuestForTori P R I D E D E C A D E @gothfemme Never done that but that sounds delicious! @genderemix Yep! 💕 15-year-old me: OMG gonna use ALL the adorable emoticons!! :D XD ^_^ 20-year-old me: Probably too girly to do that... 30-year-old me: OMG gonna use ALL the adorable emoticons!! :D XD ^_^ @HRTMadeMeABat That goes doubly for girlfriends~ :3 💕💕💕 "Reminder that if we're mutuals, I consider you a friend and that my DMs are ALWAYS open for you 💕💕💕" @QuestForTori Lammy exudes powerful lesbian energies of course she's gay "@SatanaKennedy All of your recent tweets have been such moods, damn" "@JordanPDunsmore they have Kinder Eggs here now. Different candy, tho. They got around the US law by having the egg wrapper split into so separate compartments, one for candy, one for toys." @Waffliesinyofac Never even thought about that but good point (I still live the character of Ultron as portrayed by James Spader but that might be the movie's only redeeming quality) Age of Ultron is a movie directed by a known sexist creep where two transphobic actors portray a forced romance that's tragic because the woman can't have babies and also she later gets damseled Like good goddamn any ideas how to make this movie age any worse? @deathpigeon @D0GGEAUX There was a Rescue Rangers episode about this @transwitchlexi anyway I'm also a polyamorous whore and it's p fuckin great Stegosaurus has been slightly updated in its appearance! https://t.co/kvLJM0ePCn @transwitchlexi You ever get high enough to confuse polyamorous and pansexual because I do Tweet still works tho James Brolin playing Paul Reubens is literally more convincing than this genius bit of casting. https://t.co/EKPOdp1VxJ "Remember when The Simpsons, Pee-wee's Big Adventure and Arrested Development all had gags where real people watch movies based on their life and the joke is the actors look nothing like them? 2018, everybody. https://t.co/lxEOvzal7D" @IllCaesar @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/r9E0aJh8Il @transwitchlexi @anarchopupgirl @TheSecretCallie wow that makes me PROFOUNDLY uncomfortable just reading it D: "@transwitchlexi Gender might be a universe, but a star system will probably suffice" @transwitchlexi @anarchopupgirl @TheSecretCallie AAAAAAAA GROSS AAAAAAA @TheSecretCallie I've heard stories as well. "@anarchopupgirl @TheSecretCallie Okay yeah that explains her saying ""I can't take this"" in reply to a tweet of mine talking about living with Mistress before unfollowing me months ago." "@TheSecretCallie Also MONTHS ago they followed me for a bit but then unfollowed me after saying ""I can't take this"" in response to a tweet where I talked about Mistress??? Just kind of... off from the very beginning." "@TheSecretCallie This was the person who used to have ""autogynephile"" (or however you spell it) in their bio. I had been avoiding them since then but when they followed me again recently I saw their bio said trans girl so I gave them another shot. Yeah trust your gut, everyone." @TheSecretCallie Right I started with a soft block but it's time for a full block it seems @ClickityClacks @00d4n1 You can do it! 💕 @LeslayChandel lol I'm always high but yes it does help https://t.co/YBOlywunWp @AssumeACanOpenr The K part of it is important to me because of the way I sign my art: With a KG I wanted to maintain a consistent signature through transition. I also just like the letter K. It's not used as often as it could be in English so it's kind of an underdog. @LeslayChandel I was probably more vague than I should have been https://t.co/gGQtSJ0D41 @ButtGoblin666 ooooooh yeah she's getting the block that's a huge drama storm I am sidestepping right the fuck now hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://t.co/q2svg12GMn So fucking emotional today. Just felt on edge and flipping between angry and crying all day oh ohhhh ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "@deathpigeon @Calliethulhu I mean, same" @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith @JRPGoddess ONLY the HOTTEST memes from trans salamander dot com @deathpigeon something something that one yoshi avatar "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith @JRPGoddess Oh there are absolutely more categories, but I don't know if any others use ""%"" is all" @CRTgirl Because I made it up! (And then checked in a names database to make sure I didn't ACTUALLY make it up because that'd honestly be a bit embarrassing lol) "@rCharlotteSmith @JRPGoddess I've mainly seen it used with any%, which just means beat the game with any percent of the levels, items, etc completed. Like as opposed to 100% There might be more uses of ""%"" but I'm new to all this." New display name might help? @CRTgirl Kat-lyn "As with all things in G1, Derrick J Wyatt was right. https://t.co/1QU0dahoyA" "@norintha ""his preachings""" @MikeRoach3 @Speed_Freak01 I'm okay with this implied fanon "@Speed_Freak01 Went from ""There's a new Transformers show?"" to ""Holy shit I wanna watch this"" with just your tweet." @rCharlotteSmith Jigglypuff seen from above want cuddles @princessproto Yaaaaay I'm sorry I missed it! @emuchaton My brand @transwitchlexi I'm trying to corner the lesbian whore market myself @JustinFL76 Same! "@deathpigeon @waitworry I worded it strangely, it's my bad. It's worded that way because I never crossed dressed. She wanted to make certain I never had because that would've helped with the letter." "@deathpigeon @waitworry You misunderstand. If I had cross dressed that would've been a positive thing. Like there's stuff she had to check off a list, basically. Not all of it is required, but still." @rCharlotteSmith Figuratively "@hijabikathy Nope! ""Cat"" - ""Lyn""" @deathpigeon I mean a little bit kinda Miles Prower Club (I'm so fucking sorry) https://t.co/8ui5zqApct @incantatricks Fucking MOOD. Sometimes evil is couched in actually good intent and good actions! Good people can be evil! It's really fucking complicated and it sucks. @HedgeMom I have tops that SHOW OFF MY TITS NOW I'M GIRL OMG @cordy_fox Taking an agnostic stance on the paws vs claws debate I see @HedgeMom Estrogen is bestrogen!! "@CaseyExplosion With every passing year, Age of Ultron becomes more and more retroactively terrible." @focolaire The HRT RNG is super rough for this run but well worth it @junebyot WELL into my 20s I thought clothes were SUPER boring beyond the nice artwork I'd get on t-shirts from sites like Tee Fury. Now I love a ton of more varied clothing and am even slowly developing my own style! "@TheR3dPainter Oof. As a fellow weird eye sufferer, you're in my thoughts <3" @lunasongmusic Oh fuck I forgot it was speed running you did! I know you played Quake a lot tho lol @TheR3dPainter omg I hope you're okay! D: *huuuuugs* proud to be a fake gamer girl fuck gamers *plays video games for most of her life* @queer_queenie @Calliethulhu I frantically tried to look for that in the gif search but I was too slow See also: boy% enby% (rhymes with any% so it's a double pun) Special thanks to @/princessproto's The Girl And The Robot stream chat for workshopping this gag. (I've blown up her notifications enough tho lol) @hypnokittymaid So desperate to be locked up then so whiny when you finally are :3 New term for transitioning for those of you who love speed runs: girl% @Calliethulhu Good and pure @ChloeAintDead I do too! @Kate_Bunni @BreeMizore She overlaps a lot with my Twitter social group yet somehow we avoided each other until meeting in person lol @ChloeAintDead Not really. My therapist was on my side from the word go. She just told me she needed a set amount of info and believed I was trans. I got very lucky. "@Waffliesinyofac All that time I thought I was satisfied, but you're 100% right." "@KendamuZ True. Same, tbh. I hope you know what I meant, though. I still have a lot of my old clothes." "I remember when I first met with my therapist to get my HRT letter she wanted to be sure I NEVER cross dressed. She was super cool and didn't press it after that, but I bring this up to contextualize how far I've come." @KendamuZ It feels like my wardrobe is never big enough! I know eventually I'll have enough stuff I like to wear but right now I don't often get dressed up either. My closest is half boy and half girl >_> "@BreeMizore Needing validation is no sin when you're a trans girl. It's okay, I get it." "Hey. If you're not following @BreeMizore you really should be! Especially if you want to keep up with my expanding polycule, lol. She's my metamour's girlfriend, or my Mistress's metamour if you like 💕" "I love that I can just see like, a dress on someone and gush about how pretty it is and how much I want it? Where? Did this love of clothes?? Come from???" "@BreeMizore That's not vain at all. We're trans. We run on validation, especially on social media. I try to retweet selfies from friends often for that very reason." @BreeMizore What happened? D: Someone gifted me a Twitch subscription to @princessproto's channel so now I guess I should use Twitch more often :P I wish I saw who it was that gifted it. If you're on Twitter I'm sorry for missing your name! Apparently Momma Stark from Game of Thrones spells it with an E despite pronouncing it the same way I do so I guess this name is just Cursed. "Are there Katelyns out there spelling it like Katlyn and making it harder for people to pronounce my name? The E matters, no? Katlyn is a rare name, but sooooo much prettier imo. I usually go by Kat tho" @Calliethulhu At a certain point he asked if I had tried other pronouns and I just dismissed it immediately in the very stereotypical eggy way. He didn't seem convinced :P "@Calliethulhu I have a weirdly half-remembered memory (it wasn't that long ago, no idea why it's half-remembered) of a trans friend doing a project for school about gender and he asked me how I felt about mine." "@Calliethulhu ""I'm not trans! Gosh I wish I was though. Being a girl sounds like the best thing ever, but I guess all I can do is be the best trans ally I can"" - Me for over a decade" "@Waffliesinyofac @SiobhanFTB Thank you! They are, but I also had starter boobs to begin with. I'm chubby and also found out one of the meds I took for OCD (or maybe it was Tourettes?) when I was a kid caused breast development in some AMAB folks. Actual HRT growth has been minor but I'm only a year in." "@Cynon44 ""The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that sometimes occurs during anal sex"" I have that memorized lol" @stellahymmne All of these were me SO HARD It's so silly to look back on it. Side note I LOVE that we've taken a hashtag that's a really obvious attempt by TERFs to legitimize their hatred of us through petty victim blaming and used it to describe the all-to-common phenomena of eggs very often being our most ardent white knights. "#IWasATransAllyUntil I realized you don't need dysphoria to be trans. A lifetime of merely wanting to be female suddenly made sense. A girl forced by everyone to live as a boy is going to, on some level, wish she could be the girl she is. That's what I was doing for decades." @Calliethulhu It's been hot in the states as well but at least a lot of us are used to the sun. I hear that's a rarity over there :P "@SiobhanFTB @Waffliesinyofac I reeeeeeeeeeally hope my breasts develop um, ""normally"" for lack of a better term. >_>" "@HRTMadeMeABat Yeah I take the same approach. Judge a person by their ACTIONS, not their associations." Omg I missed Banjo-Kazooie's TWENTIETH anniversary! June 29th for North America! Early this year I had aspirations to draw fan art for their 20th. I guess I could still make it even if it's late... "Like it really feels like I ended up with the X Gene from X-Men (and yes I know X-Men has among other things been an intentional queer allegory for decades now). Just, I'm trans because reasons, as far as the cosmos are concerned." "You ever stop and think, ""It's weird that I turned out trans""? I'm not like, depressed or anything, just looking at this from the big picture. I'm the only one in my extended family that's trans. I just got dealt this hand, whether you call it good or bad." "@Waffliesinyofac Oof, well I started it 9 months into spiro and estrogen so I hope I made the cut! O_O" "@waitworry Which like, I get to cis people sounds silly, but that's our fucking therapy! Not all of us want DDs, but with our on average wider shoulders, the bigger the better. Any help with that for those who want it at least should be studied and understood asap." "@norintha @HRTMadeMeABat @rCharlotteSmith I make it sound like I figured this out after that month of dating but I gave her one more chance months later that could have ended in ruin for both of us, Jen. :/ I learned fast but I could have been faster tbh" "Transitioning is THERAPY. We want the best therapy for ourselves. If we hear there's a pill that can improve our therapy, we obviously want it, and letting some trans girls have it and denying it to others fucks us up." Progesterone supposedly increases breast development and libido. I only say supposedly because my own experiences could easily be considered inconclusive/anecdotal/biased. But the reason I mention this is because those are two things that are VERY important to a LOT of us. Endocrinologists REALLY need to get their shit together regarding progesterone. I've had SO MANY trans girls come to me in DMs more or less asking me if their doctor was right in denying them prog or limiting it or waiting to take it... it's all over the fucking map. "@Valkyrie497 To each their own. She was originally a Predacon, though. The first form of hers that was truly fully Maximal was her Transmetal II form. (Wish I could credit the artist for this other than pointing to their signature, but at least there's that) https://t.co/TIbtDHhTBq" @tattoosncomics @DinosaurDracula Because Matt's had a Bulbasaur tattoo since like the early 00's. I was making an X-Entertainment fangirl reference. @HRTMadeMeABat @norintha @rCharlotteSmith She was. But she taught me a very important lesson about what an abusive relationship looks like and what my standards are regarding my friends and who gets to say who I'm friends with (namely NO ONE). Luckily we only dated online for like a month. Could've been MUCH worse. "@Valkyrie497 Sorry that show scared you. The animation was a bit unnerving, I'll give you that. The Masterpiece line is currently only focusing on the first incarnations of the BW characters. Beast Machines, if we ever see it in Masterpiece, are years away at best." @SunflowerDyke @DinosaurDracula I need that Ditto tbh @norintha @rCharlotteSmith YES. The same ex who did that to basically EVERYONE in that Discord chat. "@rCharlotteSmith So I just don't bother now. I've mentally prepped myself for the next time someone tries that shit. I'll tell them just to block me now, because I'm not going to be able to do what they want me to do." "@rCharlotteSmith Basically I've had to make a rule: I cannot and will not defend my friendship with someone. There's always exceptions of course but when my ex pinned me to a corner and DEMANDED to know why I'd still associate with you, Charlotte, I was at a complete loss." @rCharlotteSmith Heeeeeey that's exactly what my abusive ex did with a lot of my friends including you. I never severed my friendship with you but I backed off of talking with some of the people she hated and I've been trying to repair that since. It's really fucked up to do that to someone. @DinosaurDracula Now the real question is do you go for the Bulbasaur or the easiest plush to nab? "@StephenHasALife Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same thread that inspired me to tweet about this, but there's no need to confirm that. I was being ambiguous for a reason. I see this more as a larger problem with the community than an issue with a single person." @HedgeMom I too low-key wanted to be Blackarachnia :3 @CaseyExplosion @TwitterSupport omg you're a Furrie???? D:< also what the ever loving fuck are these accusations The person who inspired me to talk about this issue I think soft blocked me? But then... I'm not 100% sure I was following them. I think they're just ubiquitous in the community. This whole thing kind of confuses me tbh "And if that were all it was that'd be fine (-ish) but then of COURSE said person wants to defend themselves (I would too, no judgement from me regarding that) which basically ensures it becomes the day's (or week's...) discourse and battle lines have to be drawn." "Sometimes I see a thread from someone that's something like ""This person talked to this person one time five years ago and that means you should ALL block them!"" and I'm just like... must we do this again?" "In general, the whole guilt by association thing we love to do on the Left is silly at best and destructive at worst. Are there exceptions to that? Yes. That's why I said ""in general."" I think the majority of the time it doesn't help, though. I don't have a solution for this." @newscientist https://t.co/oKCh1iFraI "Masterpiece Beast Wars figures so far (in order): - Primal - Cheetor - Dinobot - Megatron I think the logical next choice is Waspinator, but given his recent Generations figure I'd much prefer someone more new, so might I suggest Literally The Best Transformers Girl? :3 https://t.co/qj5xGjvy73" There are aspects of my life that I've been noticing and wondering if they point to a potentially missed autism diagnosis but I never feel comfortable sharing them for fear of showing my ignorance. >_> I tensed my jaw up so much while Mistress was cleaning my toe injury with alcohol yesterday that my right jaw socket hurts a bit & I can't fully get my right set of molars to meet This feels like an injury that will heal quickly but I can't chew my right cheek in the meantime D: @animegrrl @princessproto And here I thought it'd be an easy WR for me (PS I'm 100% joking but I do desperately want to own this sexy boy) "There's a half-joking-half-depressingly-serious thing that some toy collectors do called ""hot gluing"" wherein they photograph their sexy anime figures with, *ahem* """"""HOT GLUE"""""" drizzled all over them. Anyway I feel physically aroused by this figure and I need to own it. https://t.co/mQhcHPDQyj" @winterslex Okay follow up question: Are they for people who don't poop? :P @winterslex I've heard about those. Unless the bed was a SINGLE that's criminal imo Hotel rooms with no fan in the bathroom: Why? If you're really gonna be so awful about it why stop there? Why even have doors on the bathrooms? Or walls? Make everyone poop in the center of the room. Somehow enforce eye contact. @princessproto Saaaaaaame. Most days it's a much more fun category :P "@RoonMian I mean, same" I don't know why this blew up so much but you can all stop telling me what year you were born. @TheReallyRealAW I'm not giving you a look. You were a 13-year-old girl. Why is that shameful? @CarlymaybeSad Your profile says she/her so yeah? I would've assumed? @Ichahotbod 🐰🐰🐰 "@ButtGoblin666 Toxic, self-loathing trans women make me sad and exhausted." @wehpudicabok VALID "If you grow bunny ears on estrogen instead of cat ears, that's valid!" Every night my kitties wait until I'm in bed before hopping into bed to snuggle & fall asleep with me and it's the most precious thing. "@emuchaton i'm, um... cute >.>" @transwitchlexi M O O D @hypnokittymaid That moment when it goes from fun and games and becomes a proper punishment... ...and then you're REALLY sorry. Just a sorry puddle of subby girl :3 "Cons/Events I'm gonna do my best to make it to this year: DenFur: Probably a lock barring some huge catastrophe Midwest FurFest: Want to go. Main barrier is financial AGDQ '19 (kinda cheating ""this year"" but it's early Jan): Major priority. Gonna save up hard for this one" Tired: Pride Month Wired: Pride Month 2 Inspired: Pride Summer @petrichorable I remember the iTunes version had every song available to purchase separately EXCEPT Mad World which was exclusive to the album and the ratings/reviews on iTunes for it tanked accordingly. @sw_inku Hocus Pocus! @Lookin4Serenity As we all know Luke is incapable of being tempted by the Dark Side. https://t.co/tQCWS4fhbL No but seriously most days I don't like makeup but right at this very second I think it'd be cool to be skilled enough to throw some on and take some cute selfies "Have we cracked the ""makeup skills"" speed running tech yet? Do I need to hold a deku stick and clip through my bathroom wall or something?" @PowerOfMelody @Allicrombie I actually hadn't even seen it until just now! I wanted to watch it before recommending it but I'm doing that as we speak <3 Since I took the time to compile these I may as well share 'em here. Here's a bunch of video essays about why The Last Jedi is so good: https://t.co/4wxxUh5CIC "@Allicrombie That's all I can think of as far as video essays on TLJ, but here's an extended Phasma/Finn fight as an added bonus <3 https://t.co/SjftxRzncq" @Allicrombie @shaun_jen focuses on a lot of the most common criticisms lobbed against the movie and why he disagrees. https://t.co/rCwTi78M1a @Allicrombie (Part 2) https://t.co/lPKxom2s9f @Allicrombie MovieBob is kind of a problematic figure on Twitter (to say the LEAST) so I'm not gonna @ him but his analysis of the movie (which comes in two parts btw) makes a lot of really fascinating connections that I've yet to see anyone mention. https://t.co/sjLwVtxHQj @Vangelus Yesssssssss @Cookie_2nd I mean you're dating a unicorn :P @Allicrombie I don't think we're done yet. I'm only in the L's of my subscriptions. :P I can stop if you like tho lol @Allicrombie @thelindsayellis's obligatory TLJ essay takes a much different approach and is more about what Star Wars has to say about fascism. It's also a must-watch imo https://t.co/XekiVLs8BN "@Allicrombie Another really good breakdown from @michaeltuckerla. It's fascinating to me that even when a lot of these essayists disagree on some points, they're all still finding a LOT to dive into. https://t.co/HJYQKmtbBt" @Allicrombie This one from @SageHyden breaks down the movie and specifically the character motivations in a really concise and revealing way. https://t.co/LYYQKsLiMi "@Allicrombie Okay I think I'll just post these as I find these. I'm susbscribed to way too many people and like all of them talked about The Last Jedi recently. Can't go wrong with @mikeyface's take on it. His best video, imo https://t.co/Md3ld97k2S" @Vangelus Megatron is always such a diva when it comes to making a Masterpiece of him. I've never even bothered transforming my MP-36 tbh lol "@Allicrombie They didn't love it, that's for sure. A bunch of other video essayists have spoken about it recently, though. It really helped me to devour all the discussion about why people liked it before I watched it again. That context can help. Want some suggestions?" @ponettplus The 90's were really weird Weird Al Yankovic's Running With Scissors https://t.co/6jw4Rm60kz @Allicrombie You should. https://t.co/vVuPq5LopL @Allicrombie I got to that point with video games a while ago. And I completely agree-- it felt weird to play men at that point. @JesskaNightmare Yeah it's like we already have dangerous carnivores in captivity. Kinda annoys me when people assume a fictional series of movies is the final word on a cool hypothetical. @SecretGamerGrrl Done. @suezobeam It says lesbian in my bio. Men with boundary issues. I just have to deal with the reality that they're more numerous than I'd like on here. @ZJemptv I bought into it and had regular panic attacks about going to hell or making god angry. None of it serves any purpose other than to confuse & terrify children. I really can't overstate how uncomfortable the thought of guys lusting after me makes me feel. @incantatricks I've done that with a ton of people too tbh lol "Might be getting trigger happy with the blocks, but I'm a little on edge tonight." @Kalindlara @wehpudicabok RIGHT?! @queer_queenie Love you Queenie! You're the best 💕💕💕 @JordanPDunsmore You're not wrong "Girls that are at all into guys, help me out: Has there ever been a dick pic you've received from a guy that you've enjoyed? I maintain cishet guys are the worst at photographing their genitals." I guess this means later tonight I'll need to do a thorough scrub of my follower list :/ "To the creep I hadn't noticed was following me that liked this post with an avatar & a bio with the word ""sissies"" in it: Nice one, doofus." @SecretGamerGrrl Mood. OMG @incantatricks followed me back thank you! 💕💕💕💕💕 "When I say ""To avoid being blocked as a chaser, have an avatar and a bio"" this isn't what I meant. (Added bonus: His only uploaded picture is his ""Oh fuck is the flash on???"" washed out dick pic) https://t.co/PwothTjUym" @incantatricks https://t.co/G4nDDFfw4M "@CRTgirl @princessproto CDs yes, digital downloads weirdly no?" @princessproto @CRTgirl @HRTMadeMeABat There are consequences to keeping a speed runner in the @'s :P @Lord_Kristine Omg they have Jurassic World plushies at Build a Bear?!? @hypnokittymaid MOOD 😍 @Allicrombie 👀👀👀 "@focolaire I'd like to, but not currently no" @DrShitfaced Awwwww thank you! 💕💕💕 @TheMadMissMovie Omg how did you know? :3 I don't have any pieces yet but I really want that one!!! Mistress takes such good care of meeeeeeee!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍 @SteampunkPenny @Maid_Lillith omg I really want to cosplay again! The fear right now would be that people would assume I'm crossplaying when I'm not. Hopefully later in my transition I'll feel more comfortable doing it. (This was years before I realized I was trans in case that wasn't obvious) Shoutout to the fist time I played D&D and timidly rolled a female character. We only had one session because of our schedule conflicts but I could barely have fun. I was too scared of what everyone else thought of me the whole time >_> @itsviviactually All hugs are always welcome "@Icyrain35 It's not the worst but it's one of the most common types of injuries that trigger my ""no blood, gore, or even detailed descriptions about how flimsy and meat-like human bodies are please"" rule." @XylariaVG I have insurance. It'd be silly not to get it looked at. "By ""triggered"" I meant ""sobbing/screaming/hyperventilating panic attack"" I'm better now. Thank you @lunasongmusic for helping me with the bandages." Stinging pain has been replaced by numb pain. I don't know how I managed to hurt my toe while falling on my ass but it's extremely sore now. @XylariaVG I've thought about infection. I'll talk to Mistress about driving me to the doctor. I will legit have a screaming panic attack if these bandaids come off. I hate this. @shut_it_heather I can't think of that right now. Even taking of the bandaids will likely cause a panic attack. Likes will be read as sympathetic [cw bodily injury relating to toe nails] I just fell down the stairs and half my right big toe nail is barely attached. Freaking out.i bandaged it up but it really hurts and I'm really legitimately triggered by this kind of thing "@Cosmos_Cookie I'm torn between bars and rings, but I think I wanna go bars. Love the aesthetic of them." "This of course applies to all trans people, not just trans girls. I just feel a very specific and deep connection with the trans feminine experience of having to survive toxic masculinity." Forcing trans girls to live their entire adolescence in male spaces is abuse. This is why people hand-wringing over kids transitioning seem so evil to me. @Cookie_2nd Better than Taser Face! :V "@Cosmos_Cookie Also, I don't know if the angle your piercings are at is intentional, but I wanna do the same" @Cosmos_Cookie I should really just bite the bullet and do it. I can just remove them and let it close up if I hate it. "@Gender_Pirate I've been recommending to people to watch TLJ at least twice, ESPECIALLY if they hated it. It's the only movie I can recall disliking initially but then loving on a second watch and I keep hearing more and more people say the same." @devtesla I mean that was basically SEGA's brand in the 90's lol @Cosmos_Cookie Real talk every time I see your tits I dream about getting nipple piercings. I'm very on the fence about it but the results are so hot! @norintha @magicalfeyfenny @lillyhime @spectra_belle @emuchaton aaaaaaa cute! Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! ABOLISH ICE @MagsVisaggs The trick I've found with these is posting or retweeting them daily or at least every other day. I know it feels awkward but it's the best way to get results. The community will do the rest. "Added bonus is I'll get to display Optimal Optimus in both robot and beast mode AND rep Primal's more traditional colors while doing it. I love that Primal can pop out of the armor and be displayed, but then I just have armor pieces I'd have to throw in a box. This is preferable" It's been an age since I wanted an SDCC exclusive this badly! Gonna brave eBay prices for boss monkey https://t.co/edxrcnwANX @damnyouwillis oh gosh oh gosh Optimal Optimus in Primal colors! I think I need to own this! @HexLatex Are you still taking signups? >_> @lillyhime @spectra_belle @magicalfeyfenny @norintha @emuchaton loooool :P I'm not a Little but y'all are adorable and valid @klingenfels_zoe Totally! I said mammalian life since it was very firmly the era of mammals at that point but birds were super weird early on too! @lillyhime @magicalfeyfenny @spectra_belle @norintha @emuchaton Did a Little meetup just happen in my notifications? :P @waitworry True! Thank goddess for Australia for giving us a glimpse of early mammalian life! It wasn't that long ago that monotremes were the norm! @Lord_Kristine @maritronic9k Jurassic Is Missing! Jurassic Party Jurassic & Cretaceous: Partners in Time Jurassic Paint I think my favorite category of extinct life (other than Cretaceous Archosaurs) are all the weird mammals we got just barely missed seeing in recorded history (on a geological scale). <10 million years is not that long ago and yet still a very alien planet. https://t.co/2xg8FooGZF "@EDFoddguy @ZJemptv hahaha like I'm gonna give your bigoted ass the time of day why the focus on brown people, buddy? btw I blocked all your followers. No backup for you here." [cw REALLY RACIST CARICATURES JESUS H CHRIST RON PAUL] https://t.co/yKaYf7tHhf @emuchaton *hot sweaty take @ZJemptv Funny how a bigot's biggest fear is the injustice they enact on marginalized people being turned around on them. "If you happened to miss my big livetweet thread about SLH, here's the last post because the thread kinda branched a few times. This tweet should give you the main thread though: https://t.co/p9sRI0rK9Z" Agreed 100%. Y'all need to play Secret Little Haven 💕 https://t.co/0tucyJZycl @MagsVisaggs Absolutely. I retweet GoFundMes for trans people without question. We'll never get through all this without supporting one another 💕 @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/Aat8q6QCuO "@EDFoddguy @ZJemptv Narrator's voice: No he hadn't, and no they wouldn't." "By the way this particular bout of gender euphoria was the direct result of finishing Secret Little Haven, so thank you, @QuestForTori 💕" "@maritronic9k @KendamuZ That's because that's what that flag was originally. The lipstick lesbian flag. Then someone on Tumblr thought ""What about removing the lipstick? Lesbian flag!"" but that's a very recent development." @MaxxieBytes @transwitchlexi I am both a babby trans and a trans mom and it's weird @transwitchlexi end me "@maritronic9k @HRTMadeMeABat @princessproto Proto's poor notifications, lol >_>" "@KendamuZ Gotcha. That's awesome to know! Seriously, if I really do decide to start streaming I'll hit you up! 💕" "Watching @princessproto's SLH stream recording and she and I suspected that everyone but Andy was trans at basically the same point in the game, lol The transdar is strong. https://t.co/hWlfg5jgvA" @HRTMadeMeABat @princessproto My dad had a bug out (or I guess bug IN) shelter set up in the basement because of Y2K. He was a programmer. He wasn't just lured in by bullshit end of the world prophecies. We were all a little worried about Y2K and we had a justifiable reason to be from an expert. "@KendamuZ Unless you mean you used some software to pitch it up, yeah, I'd pretty much have to do the same to the best of my abilities. Anyone giving me shit for it would get banned :P" @HRTMadeMeABat @princessproto kenna we're dying "@KendamuZ I love calling things gay among other queers but for cishets I emphasize LESBIAN. I have no idea how sexualities & genders work in any given cishet's mind & I don't want them thinking ""guy who likes guys & also wants to be called a girl I guess?"" But otherwise I'm SUPER gay." @suezobeam I think it just comes from having a lot of followers. I know my tweets are shared on other social network platforms as well. At my local trans therapy group two different people recognized me from Twitter despite neither of them using Twitter. It's surreal! @KendamuZ Yeah that's a VERY good point. I NEED to desensitize myself to my voice at some point. I'll never be able to voice train without it... "@suezobeam Well, I hear that pot either makes you dream less or remember less dreams (who can tell which is which?) for a lot of people. If for some reason you had to go back on that, just get high more often, lol." @KendamuZ I really hope there's a trans flag emoji one day. I want the lesbian one too but it's a new enough flag that I wouldn't blame whoever decides this stuff for neglecting it. @KendamuZ Maaaaybe. Like hearing my voice right now makes me cry consistently but like I guess I don't have to listen to the streams? I'll think about it... >_> "Anyway, all that's to say that I fully support Pride Month 2/Wrath Month" "I remember last year there was a tweet criticizing the fact that once July 1st hits, all the pride flags leave everyone's display names. I thought, ""Fuck that!"" and kept mine up through July and I think through August as well? September is when Halloween starts for me, though :P" "Specifically like, video game streams. Like I dunno, Pokemon and stuff. HOWEVER there is the whole crippling voice dysphoria thing. Maaaaaaybe I won't start that until some proper voice training >_>" I want to get into streaming but like Only if a bunch of my friends would be there @Lord_Kristine Or Jurassic 64 but that might just confuse people. "On an unrelated note, I don't care who the hell is singing that song, that was written by a man and it's kind of hilariously obvious." "@Lord_Kristine If we're going by Mario rules, Jurassic Galaxy" @meowitch666 It's so funny when I realize a mutual of mine has a ton of followers! We don't really talk enough for me to remember you?? But we should change that! You seem cool 💕💕💕 "Anyway the point is in my dream I spelled out ""Kat"" as my name without hesitation. Like I said, pot makes me dream a lot less so I haven't had many opportunities to see what if any gender I have in my dreams. I really love that my real name is imprinted deeply enough now." "So I wrote a note that I wanted to say ""Transformers toys belong to Kat [lastname] [phone number]"" If you've ever tried to read or write in a dream, it can be VERY hard. The letters tend to shift and move. But I powered through it RIGHT before my alarm went off." I smoke enough pot that when I have a dream I remember it's a big deal. Right before waking up I had an odd dream where I needed to take some of my Transformers to some big event that was happening and I had to leave most of them on a table while I left to go do a thing. "@MOOMANiBE But like a lot of trans girls I really love letting girly stuff into my life now? So like, FUCK YEAH Sailor Moon, despite not watching it a ton as a kid." @MOOMANiBE Sailor Moon was on like right before something else I wanted to watch as a kid so I know the ending theme by heart but the actual show I didn't watch that much. @Waffliesinyofac Totally Spies is just a fetish show for kids I swear. "I credit My Little Pony Friendship is Magic for picking up the ""girly is okay!"" torch from there just a decade or so later. FiM played a big part in helping me accept my feminine side. Less of a ""side"" and more ""entire being"" now, but you get what I mean :P" "Though I will say I was SO unpopular in high school I basically had nothing to lose. I still bought toys for myself at the time. All the ""normal"" growing up stuff I rarely bothered with. But the point is I wasn't embarrassed to see this movie. And that was really special." "I saw the Powerpuff Girls movie with my little brother and at the time, as far as us or anyone else knew, we were just two brothers watching a movie. I was in high school! It was totally fine. It's really awesome that this series existed." @stormy_prime https://t.co/4ASEkInl6J Wanna thank Powerpuff Girls for existing at just the right moment in time to help millennial trans girls still figuring stuff out feel comfortable/allowed to like girly stuff And for every now and then playing this song in my head for like 20 years now https://t.co/GJjLgXNHMB @Dragamation (I'm trans I run on validation and pickles) @Dragamation (you never have to stop that I lied) @Dragamation omg staaaaahp :P @princessproto Oh nice! I'll be sure to watch! I would ask for your Discord channel but I admit I very rarely use Discord... I'd be kind of a lurker on there. "The fact that I'm any kind of celebrity in the trans community is surreal and... yeah, I'll admit kinda fun. And I mean like, LITTLE c celebrity. Tiny c. Such a small c you can barely see it. I'm an elebrity at best. But it warms my heart that any of y'all look up to me." @princessproto OMG PLEASE DO FROM NOW ON 💕💕💕 @princessproto (But seriously I wanted more SLH content and this stream is fun to watch! Why didn't you tell me you streamed it? :P) @princessproto I'm 11 years older than youuuu D: https://t.co/25FgEvFCGr Shoutout to @princessproto who mentioned the year of her birth on the Secret Little Haven stream I'm watching and made me age 500 years :P @emuchaton I'm 87 D: @deathpigeon Now I KNOW you weren't born in 1998. :P "You ever do that thing where you find out an online friend is WAAAAAAY younger than you assumed? If you were born in 1998, bless your heart, it's not your fault, but I think I'm dying." @MagsVisaggs Bubly is lightly flavored. Maybe give it a shot if no one suggests anything better. @MagsVisaggs Do you like sparkling water? That's usually my go-to. I drink a lot ob Bubly which is nothing except 10mg of sodium per can. "@ButtGoblin666 spread your ass, spread your followers (this was a better joke in my head I swear)" "@suezobeam @upandoutcomic Yeah it's really common for eggs to be major white knights. I was extremely respectful of trans people from the moment I learned of them. Looking back it was very much me feeling like ""If I can't have this, I will fight to the death to make sure others can.""" "@suezobeam @upandoutcomic Your story reminded me! I remember having a eureka moment a few years before I came out: It's not JUST that I'm respecting a trans person's pronouns, their genders are REAL. That was VERY important for my own coming out. I didn't just want to be CALLED a girl. I needed to BE one" @squidlarkin I know that feel. All too well. "@upandoutcomic After that, it was just a case of letting it all settle in my mind for a little while. Then one day I woke up crying from a dream where I met a trans woman and begged her to show me how she did it. It was very much a ""Oh. I guess I need to do this."" And I've never looked back." @upandoutcomic Step 1 was learning trans people were a thing from a trans friend back in the early 00's (VERY similar to Alex learning that Laguna is trans in Secret Little Haven). Step 2 was over a decade later when Tumblr taught me you don't need dysphoria to be trans. @NiemandNicky I'm not talking about you. I check bios too. Yours says trans feminine. You're good. @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith lol same 💕💕💕 "@TheMadMissMovie I only want X-23 Wolverine and I guess Lady Deadpool? I appreciate that this weird-ass wave exists, but I want basically none of the figures either :/" @HRTMadeMeABat That collar is so cute! 💕💕💕 @HexLatex @hypnokittymaid oh gosh oh gosh oh gush 😍💦 @rCharlotteSmith OMG CONGRATS!! @MattyFranklyn @buttstown No that's Jurassic Park 3 "@sangobirb They reduce muscle mass which can make your shoulders look smaller. Bones stay the same, tho. :/" also my tits have gotten huge holy shit "I'm starting to slowly like the shape of my shoulders just a tiny bit more. I compared them to my ""before"" pics and they're not THAT different, but smaller enough to notice." "Well fuck I meant ""who you're following"" not ""your followers"" https://t.co/ZkfIjNWqxl" @HRTMadeMeABat I MISS YOU TOO ;_; 💕💕💕💕💕 @lady_cantido Fat sluts~ @lady_cantido Mood @AmazonChique At what point do I take off my gender? What an asinine argument. @Cosmos_Cookie It infuriates me to no end that people weirdly forget that bottom surgery exists??? Like some trans women have vaginas and I feel like we always have to remind people of that? @TheSecretCallie Your feelings are valid. And this is coming from a binary trans girl who doesn't feel that way about being a binary trans girl and that's okay 💕💕💕 "@TheSecretCallie I feel this way about dating. A cis girl exists in a different category than a trans girl when it comes to who I'm attracted to. I prefer trans girls, partly because they're not cis." Retweets appreciated! Help us make our queer home a reality 💕 https://t.co/aE4q09xuli "@_OmegaModel Because cishet people see themselves as the default, a trans person standing up for themself is seen as ""unbridled freedom to harass people""" "@HRTMadeMeABat *hugs* I'm here for you, babe 💕" @suezobeam Weed paraphernalia "Mistress & I stepped into a head shop that I had been to before, but as I said to her, ""That was pre-transition so hopefully they're cool?"" First thing an employee says to us as we walk in: ""Welcome, ladies!"" Yeah they're cool 💕" "@upandoutcomic I just discovered this game too! It's an extremely special piece of art that every trans person, but especially trans girls, should play!" @petrichorable Yep "@KendamuZ Didn't see my weird typo until just now, lol. Sometimes my typing cursor on PC just changes to a highlighted cursor making it impossible to type without writing over text and I don't know what key undoes that but I know mashing the num pad works so that's how I get ""8/here"" lol" "@suezobeam I was talking about chasers and eggs, not horny vs PG." "@Allicrombie In this case the intent matters to me, so yes. I want to help hatch every potential trans woman I find. However, I'm not as conflicted about this as I was when I first tweeted about it." @suezobeam 50/50 what? @Allicrombie Because of the communication barrier. I don't even know where he's from but I wouldn't be surprised if this is a much more polite and appropriate compliment before being translated. "@FawksTweets Then when they realized the info they got from some guy (yes, guy) they asked about transition care didn't match up with mine, they said ""I'm gonna kill him for thinking I'm some r*t*rd bitch"" I was like please don't speak so violently to me??? Then this hitting on me. 3 strikes." "@FawksTweets This was kind of the third offence tho too? Like, first they tweeted the discussion we were having in DMs, but not like maliciously just like ""Hey I love that I have this info now!""" @TimonicWulfgar That's why I brought up that detail and why I'm a bit conflicted. :/ If nothing else though they won't really have the real me giving the answers I should be giving if I'm this uncomfortable. @KendamuZ 8/ere is no context! That's the fucked up part! This was out of nowhere after a discussion about how a trans girl can transition! @FawksTweets Out. Of. The. Blue. D: @TimonicWulfgar They didn't open with it. We had a discussion about how one transitions then out of nowhere said that. D: D: D: "Context: This was said by an egg I was in DMs with. English is their second language, so let's not mock the phrasing. Let's not mock at all, for that matter. I just want to know if me blocking them immediately afterward was uncalled for. It made me severely uncomfortable. https://t.co/UNDTv2z5Wb" ALSO SOMETIMES EGGS CAN BE CREEPY AND NOT VERY GOOD AT BOUNDARIES. THEY ALSO GET THE BLOCK. YES THIS IS A SUBTWEET D: "The porn rule is waived for people who are very clearly sex workers. Y'all know I'm not anti-porn or anti-sex worker, I just don't really want ANY men lusting after me. It makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and I'm allowed to have that boundary." "Progress on the ""chaser vs egg"" conundrum: If I look at your followers and I see mostly porn, I assume you're here for titillation I don't really feel safe with you following me. If I see mostly like, trans girl blogs that aren't overtly sexual? You're one of the eggs I let in." """If cis straight men could just not talk to me that'd be great"" MOOD https://t.co/XoKG85dMKZ" "@june_marshall26 It's okay for right now, but please ask permission before posting private messages in public. I didn't say anything I don't feel comfortable sharing this time, so no worries. Next time just ask, okay? <3" @leoba98 Yeah he's toxic enough I blocked him and all his followers before quote tweeting. I already had like 100 of his followers blocked so I knew I was on the right path lol "@JesskaNightmare Oh, I assumed it was more about Tomorrowland given what I hear the premise of that movie is >_>" "I'm no prescriptivist, but I'm pretty sure ""Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist"" and ""a trick by which someone is misled into acting contrary to their interests or intentions"" (plus all the other related definitions of tr*p) are pretty damn definitive." There's a gross kind of symmetry between TERFs insisting that TERF is a slur and fuckboys insisting that tr*p isn't. In BOTH cases the terms are more self-descriptive than MOST words get to be. @madametentacles Yep! @Sophiepuddle @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie After care is so important when voting for kinks @Sophiepuddle @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie (I picked Emu that was the hardest choice of my life) @Sophiepuddle @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie oh gosh don't make me choose @emuchaton IT'S PATRIOTIC Hey I found this year's Build-a-Figure that I won't be able to not own! Even using eBay BAFs take a long time and a lot of money to complete but I need this precious boy in my collection. https://t.co/HKPY6SuDi7 "@JesskaNightmare I hadn't heard of the Bird discourse. I do have my own issues with the man, but I recognize that it's not really the time for me to bring that up. I can tell from the context you love his work, and I love some of his work too! Liking his work doesn't make you an Ayn Rand fan :V" @BreeMizore @Xombin OH GOSH OH GOSH 😍😍😍 @SharessanPriv Oh! I didn't realize you were trans that's awesome 💕 FUCK A DUCK I HAVE NEVER NEEDED THIS IMAGE MORE https://t.co/vITcZ8FALw "@june_marshall26 You can @ me in your own thread, okay? Let's not take over Proto's thread, yeah?" @JesskaNightmare I make a point to avoid bringing up problematic elements from a piece of media that someone is clearly gushing over and enjoying. The look on their face when you tell them it's problematic is never worth it! What kind of person enjoys that? @MagsVisaggs Naota Nandaba from FLCL @princessproto Aaaaaaa I'm even more excited knowing you're excited! I put it on my calendar. I'll make it happen 💕 @Cosmos_Cookie Oh gosh oh gosh I'm buying this next paycheck oh gosh 😍💕💦 @princessproto Nice! 💕💕💕 @princessproto I'll make a point to make it to Rockville! 💕💕 @StinkyLilBooper Awww! She's so adorable! 💕😍💕 @StinkyLilBooper Thank you for being such a supportive ally!! I bet your significant other feels very loved! 💕💕💕 @kirwinia @rCharlotteSmith @Weird_Autumn27 Well I'm glad we could reconnect 💕 @kirwinia @rCharlotteSmith @Weird_Autumn27 I recall you mentioning that but then I also recall being mutuals how did I accidentally unfollow you? I love girlcocks so much. I feel that they're inherently feminine and beautiful. And yet most of the time I can't let myself be reminded mine is there without feeling like I'm less of a woman. I'd keep this thing if I could just delete the dysphoria surrounding it. @rCharlotteSmith @kirwinia @Weird_Autumn27 Like what kind of example? :3 That was so close to an out of context retweet~ @ExistentialEnso It's becoming nearly impossible for me to get intimate with anyone without competently ignoring my girlcock. I can't even touch it most of the time. I hate being reminded it's there. This sucks. I really would like a different set of genitals please :/ @kirwinia @rCharlotteSmith @Weird_Autumn27 What I'm hearing from you is Charlotte went to school for diapers @BoringNerdyKate Awwww thank you! @Weird_Autumn27 @rCharlotteSmith yeah Charlotte your whole thing is diapers I thought @june_marshall26 You seem cool! I'm excited to get to you know you too! 💕 "@norintha @Xombin @SteampunkPenny @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic (You're adorable, hon)" @norintha @Xombin @SteampunkPenny @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic *bounces!* "@Xombin @norintha @SteampunkPenny @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic Sooooo many video games between our 3 Steam accounts, lol Also I wanna play more MtG!!" @petrichorable Looking forward to it tbh :3 @ponettplus Also the Spike/Rarity thing was creepy for a number of reasons. @KirbySS44 @ponettplus Some of us got better and became sapphic girls "@GuildingLilly @melstonemusic I had that same thought. The ""what if egg?"" question really has to be weighed against the amount of spoons one has. I don't blame anyone for not having infinite patience for eggs. If he's an egg I hope he hatches soon." Y'all call us tr*ps then turn around and try to act like it's not a slur with a built-in narrative that devalues our lives. None of us fall for this pathetic attempt at gaslighting yet fuckboys love to trot it out every time. https://t.co/BPI7hm09vP @NeitherNora Yeah but then X-23 is a clone of him that somehow isn't trans and that's a bit problematic. @NeitherNora X-23 is trans @Xombin @SteampunkPenny @norintha @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic You did end up retweeting the picture I just spoke too soon >_> @pseudonymjones I LOVE THIS AND WANT MY OWN @MSipher @EsserZed Have they learned nothing from Matty Collector This was a very good idea I want more bugmen https://t.co/h9UzLGCZdJ So when are they gonna retool Bombshell into Barrage and Kickback into Ransack? https://t.co/xXIYH6YuDC @MagsVisaggs Fuckin gross @SteampunkPenny @norintha @Xombin @BreeMizore @lunasongmusic Miss Gwen you retweeted just the @'s & not the picture :P @june_marshall26 There is no shortage of girls out there ready to love you for the girl you are 💕💕💕 @HRTMadeMeABat Aww want me to rub then? @norintha We'll have to fix that for both of us sometime~ @princessproto Omg congrats!!! 🎉🎉🎉 @BoringNerdyKate gosh I like to think I do~ @ADirtyTrans @emuchaton was it an ass eating joke hon @HRTMadeMeABat https://t.co/PUKgr0s0cq I really love that I'm a girl! I really love that I'm a girlfriend! I love being someone's babe 💕💕💕 aaaaaaa gender euphoriaaaaa 😍 @HRTMadeMeABat Aaaaa I'm one of those girlfriends! :D @CaseyExplosion We have a convenience store chain in America called Kum & Go fyi @transwitchlexi Hey!! 💕💕💕💕 @ButtGoblin666 are you even into dudes @Cosmos_Cookie aaaaaaa I'm gonna buy it as soon as I can! :3 "@Cosmos_Cookie I'm struggling to think of a time I saw two or more queer people being lewd and didn't think it was adorable, so I get it on some level despite not being demisexual 💕" @Cosmos_Cookie These are all true facts @NikatinePrime oh goshhh ur cute 😍💦 This seems like a prime way for people to embarrass me let's do it https://t.co/gxEKPYKzic Me pre-transition: Eevee is cute I guess but none of the Eeveelutions really do it for me Fuckin weirdly obsessed Pokemon fans: SYLVEON ISN'T TRANS!! Me post-transition: So Sylveon is the best and I want all the Sylveon merch "If you played Secret Little Haven, support the creator by writing a review of it! https://t.co/7Gw7sdTTv4" "@rCharlotteSmith ""I need a changing""" @DirtbagGirlz @ADirtyTrans I'm still on speaking terms with my penis but she needs to be out by the time her lease is up :P @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/ioIj3kdnQQ @emuchaton can confirm :P @DirtbagGirlz @ADirtyTrans Being desired being a major turn-on I NEED THIS!? https://t.co/PFPDe1disF https://t.co/G32RVR1BSX @FinalBossFemme cuties!!! 😍 "@DirtbagGirlz @ADirtyTrans I didn't have enough relationships pre-transition to compare, but I totally understand what you mean and afaik that's really common for a lot of women." @Waspshot23 I've been collecting since 2006 and these were some of my favorite voyagers in years. Except for Galvatron's head :V @SapphicEllyCat oh goshhh 😍💦 @lewdspacegem good girl mood ;_; @lewdspacegem MOOD @kara_dreamer @maritronic9k That's fucked up and I'd like to fight to change that @AngryTreeSquid More than one person sharing the same head "The nearly matching avatars is bad enough, but I feel like y'all are trolling me with the display names at this point :P @HRTMadeMeABat @cordy_fox (There's even a third person I'm following that has that same trans furry avatar x_X) https://t.co/kIQmNchipi" "More to the point I will fight anyone who tries to invalidate you. This is one of those areas where I feel really protective and I'm not entirely sure why? I don't think it's merely that a lot of my loved ones are plural, but that certainly helps." @HRTMadeMeABat I love you too! 💕💕💕 @ASecretRobin H-heck 😍💦 @HRTMadeMeABat I feel VERY blessed :3 @anarchopupgirl Busy gay days are the best. I've had a few of those over the past few days and I can relate! @AnaMardoll Always good to share feels tbh 💕💕💕 @angelcakesinc @Jennimason0990 @QuestForTori @ToriDominowski Congrats! I'm starting the slow process of finally getting GRS too 💕💕💕 @angelcakesinc @Jennimason0990 @QuestForTori @ToriDominowski I straight up pretended to be a girl on more than one occasion online which is embarrassing but also not really because I wasn't really lying in the end. BEST GIRL https://t.co/UexKhXn1vq @ZJemptv *furiously takes notes* @Jennimason0990 @QuestForTori @ToriDominowski What I wouldn't trade to see those old AIM logs. I know I talked a lot on there about wanting to be a girl to anyone I felt comfortable enough around to mention it (which was a lot of people lol). I bet those logs would be fascinating to read now. "Hey, plural friends: You're completely valid and I care a lot about y'all." @trgrrl thotman @NeitherNora She's technically a new metamour but we really click! Also just in general I wanna eat cutie butts tbh @MxFireCat Secret Little Haven 💕 Dinosaur themed ice cream is the most superior of ice creams https://t.co/thRbUQvGoJ @NeitherNora NO ... KINDA "@MattyFranklyn She's this really cool girl, you should meet her" kinda wanting to roll on molly and eat a bunch of ass tbh @ZJemptv The Little Mermaid is a trans feminine narrative. @ZJemptv (Arguably the best dickings tbh) @queer_queenie oh fuck same actually??? "@ButchPrincessG We're the good corner of Trans Twitter, I like to think <3" @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/EOa1qMRDdW "@MattyFranklyn He had kind of a second comeback in the late 90's. He even got a Behind The Music episode on him! ...that I did NOT record and almost wear the tape out watching, nope >_>" https://t.co/gI3powoEr4 "@ButchPrincessG I had the seemingly more common issues of understanding that I was forbidden to explore those feelings, but I get that freedom to explore them wouldn't have necessarily helped." @tDarkchylde In 1999 I was still using Web TV to pretty much only go on https://t.co/AjkvLeyv6G and https://t.co/ubSlUMmJmD. It wasn't until 2001 that I started making friends on message boards. @fawnleap Same "@ButchPrincessG @maritronic9k @DysphoriaQueen @GuildingLilly had a thread a few months back talking about that exact thing. You're not alone. We like to think that if we had parents that let us explore gender more freely we'd've transitioned sooner, but if that's true, it's not true for all of us." "@justmizuyuki About 4 hours or so? I left it on overnight once so I don't have an acurate play time count but I've heard from others about 4 hours. Takes place over 3 days, each day can take up to an hour, and logging out at the end of each day saves the game." HEY if you liked my Secret Little Haven thread you should watch @princessproto's play through of it! https://t.co/hWlfg5jgvA @justmizuyuki @AnaMardoll I remember what I was an egg friend :P Oh lol @AnaMardoll retweeted my Secret Little Haven thread... Get ready for the huge spike in people asking what game it is :P Nah but like I said I don't mind answering. Word should spread about that game. @ZJemptv Now that's a headline "I don't want to spoil the climax, but it's a good one you should all experience. This game is an important treasure and should be experienced by everyone, but especially trans girls. https://t.co/nwMSbahkoU" I BELIEVE IN YOU BOTH! YOU CAN DO IT! BE THE GIRLS YOU WANT TO BE! https://t.co/JQr31HYhum There's layers to this. Like I know this is at least partially autobiographical so maybe there was a real Laguna but this also feels like @QuestForTori writing the ideal mentor that she needed back then. https://t.co/OxUdxB6I0c ALEX YOU CAN DO IT WE LOVE YOU https://t.co/Gt6NB7mEHA FUCK YEAH IT DOES https://t.co/zCnnxdiiAC UPDATE: I don't got this. https://t.co/3TA6Os4No9 "*literal hacking music starts playing* Okay, I got this. https://t.co/KKaVCX5542" @HaroldBatman https://t.co/dG0fS3T8ml @cybergoth_xxx A game called Secret Little Haven. It's $5 on Steam! "@HaroldBatman If you want to be a girl, you're a girl! It's that simple 💕" What we all wish we could go back in time and tell ourselves. https://t.co/eHUTk9t5R2 CRYING A LOT https://t.co/VXnYLxJt9d @emuchaton I mean you could teach me while I'm eating your ass just saying "@BoringNerdyKate When they inevitably remake The Matrix and it inevitably doesn't star a trans woman, we riot." @Cosmos_Cookie Joke still works! "@queer_queenie TERFs, professing to be feminists: A WOMAN!? Enjoying SEX!?!?" @BreeMizore 😍💕💦😳💕💦😍 @princessproto @ClarisRobyn Aaaaaaaa that sounds like THE BEST!! 💕💕 @BreeMizore Totally and completely unrelated note but: You're a great kisser~ 😘 @princessproto @ClarisRobyn Bunch of trans girls at a pool sounds both SUPER fun and probably the only way I'd ever be able to enjoy a pool again lol 👇👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/y0ZyzydONy @GwraigLafant I believe it released this past February! @OhMiaGod @QuestForTori @quatoria Seconding that thank you. It's so important that this game exists. @LucyDavinhart I cried just watching the trailer @Pixeljade Not creepy at all. It's called Secret Little Haven and it's about a teenage trans girl figuring out she's trans while instant messaging friends from her magical girl anime fan forum community. Highly recommended. "@MagsVisaggs ""Clothes are fun now I'm functionally fourteen"" is such a mood" @aliceincamera If it was both accounts at once it does make it seem deliberate... I will say if it's a mutual unfollowing me I usually DM the person and check that it's not a mistake. Most times it is. @ExistentialEnso I know so many other trans girls with that exact same ideal window. I missed 30. Hoping before 35. This is a shit world we live in to do this to trans people. Anyone who needs it should have free GRS at 18. @aliceincamera oh fuck that sucks! She's never followed me. I don't know her super well. Were one of your recent takes too spicy? @aliceincamera On which account? "@hypnokittymaid NICE NICE NICE Like, sometimes you get that sudden awareness of reprogramming and other times you get reminded only after the fact~" @OhMiaGod @quatoria That's good that you're seeing someone about it. I might need that too someday. *offers hugs* "@ACureforSleep Still, this game is special enough that I want to see it myself first." @hypnokittymaid I like aware but I agree that both sound hot. Aware just means I get to feel that loss of control~ @quatoria @OhMiaGod I almost could've done this at 18. Took me another 11 years. :/ @ACureforSleep I stopped the video right after he explained the premise. I gasped and got really teary eyed. Not gonna watch the rest until I play it. @OhMiaGod @quatoria Yeah the game has content warnings and they're definitely needed. I think a lot of trans girls our age would have trouble playing it. If you're worried about it I wouldn't recommend risking it. :/ "@HaroldBatman It's healthier to transition, even if that just takes the form of trying new pronouns." @CaseyExplosion @petercoffin All the YouTubers giving you bumps! What was it about the year 1999? https://t.co/xP0XdN381a "@DysphoriaQueen It was 1999 for me too, actually, but that was before I started regularly using the internet. A lot of the stuff in the game happened to me a couple years later." @lewdspacegem @punchmistress https://t.co/DRqDdvwP22 @lewdspacegem @punchmistress can't read too gay @DysphoriaQueen I KNOW IT'S SUPER SURREAL FEELING ALL THIS AGAIN @DysphoriaQueen SAME @thomblake It's called Secret Little Haven and it's $5 on Steam :3 @Saradorably You'll get there! "It's fine if y'all don't like Overwatch but I don't understand how the hamster character brought out all the haters saying how the game was always bad. Like the hamster wasn't added to improve the game, you just don't like it and that's fine. At this point it's not for you." "@HaroldBatman Yeah, that too. I don't know if either of them are thinking about it that way. Maybe Sam has delved deeper than Alex. Regardless they're both pretty obviously trans and it's just tragic to see Sam try and bury those feelings." "@HaroldBatman Sam is talking about burying their shared feelings on how interested they are in the idea of a boy becoming a girl. It's sounding like Sam's parents are making it hard for him to talk to them about this. He thinks it's safer to stay in the closet, basically." @TheRoadVirus_ I've cried a decent amount playing it already. It's hard not to. This game is so goddamn pretty! https://t.co/l4kqJsU5Vn I'm wondering what the hell my subconscious was going through... there's no way that wasn't dysphoria stuff. I wish it didn't take so long for me to figure this stuff out. "It wasn't the flu... I just felt emotionally unstable. Scared and confused. I lashed out at my mom. Just yelled, nothing physical, but it scared her enough to get the cops involved (who luckily didn't do much-- I was a sobbing mess when they got there)." Oh fuck I just had a flashback while typing this out. I... I can't remember if this was the day I used the wrong bathroom or the day I realized it was the wrong bathroom but that was the day I had a MASSIVE panic attack that involved yelling at my mom and her calling the cops... "I don't know how I made that mistake. I don't know how all the other women didn't say anything, but then... I wasn't SUPER masculine looking and most people are just in there to do their business and more on." "Days later I'm in the same cafe and I have to use the bathroom. The bathrooms were situated in an L shaped hallway, so the direction the doors pointed could NOT be confused. And I realized the door I had used was the women's room." "Point is, though: TONS of people in a bathroom going in and out and I'm tuning them all out while I went to a stall then left." "I remember just bee lining to the men's room and just kind of tunnel visioning out the other people. I couldn't people that day. Given what I needed to do I used a stall, but it was SO busy in the bathroom (I'm a timid pooper) I just decided to give up and leave." "I was recently reminded of a funny story that happened to me in college that is even funnier now that I know I'm trans. It was about 2007 or so. I was coming down with the flu and not feeling 100%. I needed to go to the bathroom, and the nearest one was in the busy campus cafe." @angelcakesinc @Jennimason0990 Jenni is college age as well. More is revealed about Laguna but it's nothing bad. I don't want to spoil any more. @princessproto This all looks like so much fun! I wanna try to be there for the next GDQ! "@angelcakesinc @Jennimason0990 John is her father, not just a rando online. Doesn't preclude the possibility of CSA stuff of course, but like you said there's no warning for that so I don't think it goes there." "@QuestForTori @dogsokaywooof I figured it was a very personal story, I just didn't want to assume. Our stories have a LOT of parallels. The internet was a really great escape for me back then, and I got so close to figuring it out. I've only completed the first two days in the game but I love it so far 💕" "@dogsokaywooof @maritronic9k @QuestForTori Same, except I found escape in lesbian porn." @QuestForTori Got that Errant Signal bump! That video first alerted me to the game's existence and I bought it immediately! @hypnokittymaid oooooooh goshhhhh you lucky girl 😍😍😍💦💦💦 @QuestForTori @dogsokaywooof Same!! Almost 12 years! Is it safe to assume you drew a lot from your own experiences when making the game? "@Sona_Sonara I read that as ""replicants"" and I was still in agreement" "@angelcakesinc @Jennimason0990 Yeah the content warnings are no joke. I feel like this game will have a happy ending, but I haven't yet finished it." @TheBunBrigade @r0seisgay Yeah in my experience the game is all kinds of queer https://t.co/fHQrLCHvHM "I keep getting replies to my Secret Little Haven thread asking what game it is and I will never get tired of telling everyone. I probably should have just put the title in that first tweet, but every trans girl (and probably every trans person) should play that game imo." @TheBunBrigade @r0seisgay Yeah I don't think Tracer will be the last one. I also hold out hope that they're not just planning giving us the bare minimum. @dogsokaywooof My friend told me how crippling her dysphoria was which I thought I didn't have. I don't know I buried it so deep but I convinced myself that I didn't feel the way she described how she felt about her body. I didn't know body dysphoria was optional. I also didn't know I had it. @pseudonymjones oh gosh you're cute!! 😍 @princessproto omg YOU'RE a cutie :3 "@dogsokaywooof I found out over a decade later that she thought I was trans. Like, she knew I didn't know I was trans but thought that I must be deep down, given everything I said about that stuff. I REALLY wish I saved those AIM logs. They'd be fascinating to read now." @princessproto is the best host at #SGDQ2018 don't @ me "So, spoilers for Secret Little Haven! Your character finds this out on the second day. I had a VERY similar experience when I was a teenager online. Learned a friend was trans, and I wanted to know EVERYTHING about her transition. I needed that so badly. https://t.co/S1oU3Dt6Av" "Oh, Alex... I hope future you gets to transition. https://t.co/7dvRKoOCUH" @princessproto I KNOW I SET MY ALARM!!!! 💕💕 PRECIOUS DIRT BOY https://t.co/bxZg7V9mdC @BoringNerdyKate sounds fake tbh @Samaliel @suezobeam Secret Little Haven! https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj @rCharlotteSmith Be the waifu you want to see in the world! "The creator of this game is now following me, lol. Thanks, @QuestForTori! Y'all should follow her!" @_OmegaModel Yep! That's what alerted me to its existence! @_OmegaModel https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj @KendamuZ @DinosaurDracula Yep I follow Matt here on Twitter. X-Entertainment was probably the first website I really gravitated to. That was what we did online back then: Pirate music and read 80s nostalgia blogs. "@shut_it_heather oh lol I thought you said ""you must be young as shit"" referring to me my mistake yeah it might've been before your time :P" @LeslayChandel At least it all worked out for all of us eventually 💕 The game is called Secret Little Haven and it's $5 on Steam! https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj "@shut_it_heather I mean I'm 31 I dunno if that counts as young :P I just meant I fucked up an image upload on a message board in the early 00's, heh" No but seriously I did this EXACT SAME THING on the old X-Entertainment message board back in like 2001 when I would've been around 14 or so. https://t.co/lKKPZZs4UH "oh sam, hon, no https://t.co/HPVHMaXw86" Oh love it's not weird at all it's okay! https://t.co/qePEdRhXtJ @shut_it_heather The Steam page for the game might explain the context better: https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj It probably means you should both transition https://t.co/oaLNxwrpuI "I'm pretty sure I actually knew people who put ""your bird feeder"" as their location on one of the message boards I frequented, lol https://t.co/WR7tk6ARI8" @usmcspadden https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj @Icyrain35 https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj @NeitherNora I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT FUCK @Jennimason0990 same :/ @hoshinofan https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj oh oh no fuck no https://t.co/n2Dv5pLswq no no no no no no who's john why did the music stop noooooo https://t.co/zjB1iuftEV @Jennimason0990 https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj ooooooh this game is gonna fuck me up https://t.co/iGBacrXg2K @suezobeam Charizard is my third favorite. Blastoise holds the number 2 slot <3 @queermel Canonically the strongest woman in the world. Feraligatr feels very lesbian to me but she's also my favorite starter so I'm probably biased. @TripleStaff It's more than just Sylveon's colors. For trans feminine people it's also the idea that a Pokemon so super feminine can come from a (comparatively) not that feminine of a Pokemon. @benthefoxkiller Well that explains this https://t.co/vcYh5DpuvP @TripleStaff That would certainly help but I don't think it's a requirement. @CaseyExplosion NICE I got them all! https://t.co/J3MeGQVfEC Doesn't have to be an Eevee. At least that wasn't how I was thinking of it. I think Ninetails is a good choice tbh "If Sylveon is our trans mascot, who's our lesbian mascot?" @_Gardevoirite @Calliethulhu Yep! @ExistentialEnso One silver lining in this existential hellhole of a country is I really do think socialism is only a four letter word for right wingers. "@Calliethulhu I'm just going through my head all the play I've done and like, MOST of it isn't inherently sexual?? I guess on some level it is but it would basically depend on the ace person. Regardless yeah, that's really silly." @SapphicEllyCat @GoddessxLiv I've gotten to experience this and it's the best!! 😍💦💦💦 @squidlarkin After about a month I felt a difference and never wanted to go back. @HeckingJen https://t.co/RkjVmUdBle @faubi0 💕💕💕 @Xombin Aaaaaaaaaa Miss Gwen you're so pretty!!! 💕💕😍💕💦💕💕 "@r0seisgay Unfortunately they never said ""lots"" :/" @HRTMadeMeABat teach me how to smile as beautifully as you do 😍 @HRTMadeMeABat Also! https://t.co/cNFNNfXtbt "@HRTMadeMeABat Here, have an old tweet :V https://t.co/EuW3W8T6SS" I have no idea what the culture at Pixar would've done to a trans woman like me but something tells me I'd be lucky to ONLY be harassed like the cis women working there. It would likely be even worse than that. LRT I had a contact through a family member with John Lasseter. I wanted to be an animator in my early 20s but I never really got serious about it. But it's scary to think what might've been. now that I know I'm a woman and Lasseter is a creep. @JimSterling The Waluigi of Skeletors "Two things I like about these lines: - Mindy is very much your average sympathetic 3 years+ on HRT trans girl with the way she deals with people who fuck with her - Not even my ghost mom is willing to misgender her or go into detail about her past. Thanks, mom!" You're doing amazing sweetie! https://t.co/Anj6AM0w2g Here we go. Confirmed for trans. https://t.co/rrvcUj0qc7 @magicalfeyfenny OH. LIKE HAVE MY MOM TALK ABOUT HER. HALF A SECOND I'LL GO CHECK "@magicalfeyfenny Okay, I was in fact able to find an older save but talking to her with the heart out doesn't give me the dialog you're referring to. I think I had to do it in a previous level." @MattyFranklyn NOW I'M INVINCIBLE @MattyFranklyn Completely digital @MattyFranklyn I'm going digital @MattyFranklyn Matty @magicalfeyfenny Goddammit I've been using quicksaves so I'm already past the point of being able to do that. Next time. oh no https://t.co/rSF0A6ZcpS "So apparently this character is trans, according to the Dishonored wiki, whose source is a tweet from a dev that unfortunately no longer exists. Not the biggest fan of her last name tbh, but hey, representation. I guess I missed my chance to complete a quest for her? Next time https://t.co/U0OcvXS8xo" "@sapphixy I legit do not understand heterosexuality. Not even trying to be funny, it just makes no sense to me on a deep level I can't even fully articulate. Sorry, straight girls. Truly I am." Really loving Mario Mthursday so far #SGDQ2018 @thelindsayellis GET HYPE @Cookie_2nd Not that I'm aware of but I could be wrong "@Cookie_2nd Before Tracer was announced as gay, one of the devs was asked if there would be queer characters and his response was that they planned to have ""LGBT characters"" in the game. Plural. But that's literally all we have to go on." @CaseyExplosion same lol I guess I should get a sound cloud "@emuchaton tbh that's kind of why I @'d you. You've expressed discomfort with this kind of thing in the past, but like, you don't seem to use DMs much and I thought it might be cool? This is all to say that I do try to pay attention, even if there are laps in judgement. Won't happen again." "@emuchaton Sorry, I should have asked your permission first. It's been deleted." "OMG @QuestForTori, the creator of the game is liking these tweets! I'll dive into this game as soon as I know I'll have a few hours to devote to it. I want to give this game my full attention. But REGARDLESS of what I think, THANK YOU SO MUCH for making this game 💕💕💕" @MagsVisaggs Hand-wringing over trans kids when it's obvious they care more about cis kids. @ButtGoblin666 why are men can they just stop for a second plz "@princessproto There was no way I wasn't going to play this, but your endorsement DEFINITELY helps. I just bought it and will play it as soon as I have a couple free hours! <3" Something tells me this will hit a very specific nerve with me. Looks like a lot of parallels with my teenage years. """Alex Cole is a teenage trans girl in 1999 who has yet to figure herself out. She spends much of her free time on the internet, browsing a fan forum for her favorite magical girl show, and chatting with her friends."" https://t.co/yjzfBwDixj" "Errant Signal often reviews games I've never heard of and probably won't play, but 1:29 into this video when the premise of the game was explained I audibly gasped and got a bit teary eyed. I think I want to play this first. https://t.co/96sIdvAyx5" @HRTMadeMeABat lesbiab @Hbomberguy You've really taken to this whole furry thing like a fish to water. Or I guess a hamster to a ball? @ExistentialEnso https://t.co/WEg9TRuvKX #AHatInTime's controls are sooooooo heckin smooth. Even watching it is really fun #SGDQ2018 @NeitherNora THIS ONE'S SO MUCH BETTER I FUCKED UP """ur cute"" https://t.co/IEpJQVFf4P" @norintha @XylariaVG Prog is a-maz-ing! Been on it 4 months now~ #truefacts https://t.co/qJzyzRtIFl "@XylariaVG @norintha That's incredibly cruel and damaging, yes." @norintha @XylariaVG Weirdly I've found that the smell aspect of sex allows me to push through the parts that I feel kind of iffy on if that makes sense? @XylariaVG Liking smells is completely valid and normal. There's a lot of weird stigma around it but I get a lot of support when I talk about it here. Tired: Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel? Wired: Why is no one talking about the AMAZING SMELL OMG?! Oh fuck can the grass please stop having sex I can't stop sneezing @MavenOfMayhem Thank you for being such an amazing parent. @_OmegaModel I'm sorry I don't have better advice "@_OmegaModel I can't sit in one position indefinitely. When it gets painful I switch it up. There's right leg over left, left over right, and knees together, legs/waist turned to the side depending on the chair. Beyond that I have no other advice. I wouldn't stress about it too much tbh." @_OmegaModel Practice. It gets easier with time. @HRTMadeMeABat I mean only if you're gay~ :3 "@HRTMadeMeABat AAAAAAAA I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, LOVE!! 💕💕💕" "@Djw175 If you can think of a word you probably said in it, search: [Word] from:djw175 (Minus brackets of course)" @Saradorably Taste good too~ @HRTMadeMeABat oh gosh hon I'm really gay and you're so heckin pretty 😍 @NatalyaGrey @TransBus_girl Of course! My DMs are always open to mutuals 💕 @NatalyaGrey @TransBus_girl CUTE! Also *follow* :3 @NatalyaGrey @TransBus_girl Ghhfch ygfddgnbddashk 😍😍😍😍💕💦💕💕💦 @Calliethulhu All of these are such moods holy shit @Cosmos_Cookie Oh gosh they're pretty hot tbh 😍 @ThatSuccess @TransBus_girl 😍 i'm a lesbnfads lesbiab bn @Cosmos_Cookie 👏 NON 👏 PHOTOGENIC 👏 CUM 👏 IS 👏 VALID 👏 "@Lord_Kristine I know that's not what the sign says, but on long road trips whenever I see a ""Road Work Ahead"" sign I quote this vine: https://t.co/50LwJnKmcn" "In these troubled times, remember: Be gay. Do crimes." @ExistentialEnso One of those things I'll admit I never thought was a scam but hearing they're scams doesn't surprise me in the slightest. @norintha We're gonna flee the country if we need to. You would of course be included. We'll survive. Somehow. @_OmegaModel What country and could you go into more detail? :/ @GuildingLilly @persenche A few years would be nice. 3 or 4 years my family and I could work with. @Allicrombie The problem is they won't want to do that before they revoke our passports. Or at least that's the fear. "@KendamuZ @00d4n1 It's still not completely understood what if anything causes one to be trans, but one would think the brain has at least a small part to play. The brain is biological. Literally every trans women, HRT or not, is a biological female." @SteampunkPenny Awww I'm sad I didn't come with y'all! "Hey real talk but leaving the country is a really fucking hard. Not impossible, but not worth it unless it's absolutely necessary. And I'm not sure at what point the risk of staying outweighs the risk of leaving." "@00d4n1 Hey guess what haters, trans women are biologically female." "Not to contribute to Endless 2016, but I'm still kind of astounded at how much my timeline disagrees on Hillary and Bernie. The Right thinks we're a hivemind and unfortunately for this country nothing could be further from the truth." "@squidlarkin I'm just too numb to it right now. I should be scared, but I'm just numb. But luckily the trans women I live with all agree that we'll probably need to flee the country at some point." @ExistentialEnso 2016 will never fucking end will it "@ExistentialEnso I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the ""Bernie Bros"" he's talking about said nothing of the sort?" @MandelBernieBro @ExistentialEnso the block list he uses is run by someone who adds names of people they simply don't like or who even affiliate themselves with people they don't like. Added another shooty pretender boy to the crew! (It was the ONLY new Transformer at Target :/) https://t.co/FaLJ3IFNMI @suezobeam can can I make this my banner? @Speed_Freak01 I somehow lost one of Nightbird's sais and it bugs me every time I look at my shelf :/ Sleepy kitty 💕💕💕 https://t.co/FmX4pZKtXu Welp. I literally can't get to everyone because Twitter doesn't show who all liked a tweet past a certain number. Y'all liked it too fast :P @Cosmos_Cookie who's blue jay tho "I don't think I have a chance of doing these in order at this point, but I'll add to it later as I can." "16. I sometimes wonder if my usual flirty nature bothers you because I know you're at your girlfriend limit. But honestly, just getting to call you a friend is the fucking best. I would absolutely LOVE to meet you some day!!" 15. We're mutuals and you're super cute! Fuck yeah Satanism. "14. You know, I *say* I love JRPGs but I haven't actually played that many. Pokemon doesn't count, does it? Anyway, I like your handle and wish I thought of it :P" 13. That's a cool banner and definitely A Mood. "12. I love all furries that follow me, but your fursona is super cute!" "11. I don't recognize your handle despite being mutuals, I'm sorry. I forgot where I saw the explanation for your avatar but I really respect what you're trying to do with it. <3" 10. Is that a Kiki's Delivery Service cosplay because I am into it! 9. I love to see your gorgeous face so often in my notifications! 8. Ur a cutie <3 "7. I don't recognize your handle, but ""queer as hell""? Same. (Also beautiful name! If only my sister wasn't named that I might've picked it for myself tbh)" 6. We don't chat enough! That's another handle I'd be really sad to stop seeing. I'm super glad we're mutuals <3 @MorganBlancc https://t.co/JAZf5SeP9W "5. Your face looks familiar but I don't know you super well! You look SUPER cute, though <3" 4. I feel like we've been mutuals for a while. If I went too long without seeing your handle I'd begin to worry. <3 "(Oh gosh there's already so many, lol) 3. I don't actually recognize your account but we're mutuals so I'm sorry about that. You look like you have good taste in cats :3" "2. One of my earliest Twitter friends! Love ya, hon! We have to hang out sometime!" 1. When I get likes from you it's like a stamp of approval from an account I look up to <3 Alright I'm actually gonna do it this time for realsies https://t.co/RZ2LDWYxlA @emuchaton this is completely unprecedented *the best Star Wars movie ever https://t.co/yp4TTwT67y @AnaMardoll Mood. @ButtGoblin666 Wow that's... in tents "@AnaMardoll Much like a movie projector. The fans asked him to come back and despite not being the hero they want in so many ways, he returns as EXACTLY what they wanted. And many of those fans were annoyed. What even." "@AnaMardoll Rey, representing hopeful Star Wars fans, asks Luke to come back one last time to save the day as the unstoppable force she/they believe he is. Luke, after some convincing, doesn't just come back, but comes back as the impossible badass everyone wanted, AS A LITERAL PROJECTION." "being polyam is kind of the best imo last night there was a threesome, this morning there was a threesome, next week my girlfriend in moving in just gonna be gay, gay, gay for the foreseeable future, y'all" @rCharlotteSmith is this a dril tweet @_NatsumiSummer *kiss~* @transwitchlexi This is entirely unhelpful right now but if you're ever in Colorado hmu and we'll smoke you out 💕 @_NatsumiSummer yES "@bunnarchist oh gosh I am too??? but it's not my fault, I just took these pills and they made me all soft and girly" "trans girls,, just exist??? like everywhere? and they're so amazing and sexy?? hhow???/" @emuchaton get your gorgeous butt over here and I will~ "@Johanson65 Because you're a bootlicker, bootlicker." "@Johanson65 ""Worthy adversary""? Are you a Decepticon? Fucking lol. My Mistress @SteampunkPenny is a vet. Try ""discussing"" this with her. Also I bet @ExistentialEnso wants to see the rest of this let's not untag her just yet." @ExistentialEnso Oh yeah I remember that tweet talking about it. Pathetic. "@Johanson65 @ExistentialEnso I mean, you asked me to repeat what I said SLOWER so I figured you knew what kind of jokes I'd make to your face, bootlicker 💕 Btw I blocked all your followers so they can't provide backup. Enjoy! (lol Thorne how did this bozo comment on your retweet?)" @princessproto Daisy is a SOLID pick tbh @bunnarchist @TheyOrShe I'm definitely doing new game + so I'll keep an eye out for her! @asoftbird lol I didn't know that but it makes perfect sense DAMN this game is queer! I love it! @bunnarchist OMG WHAT MORE INFO PLZ @sapphicwinter (Also one of Breanna's recordings has her speaking VERY highly of Delilah with an emphasis on how she basically saved her from having to marry some old dude) "@sapphicwinter Im going for a chaos run. If you kill Breanna and then talk to Delilah's statue in the same room (something I did on accident lol) she says ""You have no idea what she meant to me!"" Haven't finished the game so maybe it's something other than lesbians but it's probably lesbians" Oh fuck I was kinda half joking but the main villain of the game is pretty heavily implied to be saphhic. This game really is super gay lol "(This anonymous individual eventually did transition again, thankfully 💕)" "Someone requested I post this anonymously: ""Truscum lead me to detransition. I kept being gatekept so much that I eventually believed my gatekeepers--who were often fellow trans peers. Being invalidated by your equals hurts so deeply and helps nobody. Fuck truscum. You're valid""" THIS THIS THIS 👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/PgFSBCa41A "@queermel I just often add that part of my story because it seems to happen a lot and it illustrates how silly the truscum mentality is. If we did it their way, ACTUAL TRANS PEOPLE BY THEIR DEFINITION (I fit the truscum definition 100%) would still be in the closet and suffering." "@queermel Absolutely. Even if we suppose that most/all trans people who say they don't have dysphoria WILL one day find they do, it's BEYOND shitty to claim that we know that better than they do." @MattyFranklyn I have that year's box set and it's one of my favorite pieces of my collection. I need to get the rest... >_> "... proudly proclaiming that you support gatekeeping people out of self-IDing based on arbitrary reasoning is STILL incredibly shitty. Even if your gate will keep no one out, FUCK gates. Plus I bet there'll be ppl who you do in fact unintentionally gatekeep out and fuck that too" "Given Cole's generous definition of the term dysphoria, his personal version of truscum SEEMINGLY gatekeeps basically no one? How many ppl want to be trans that neither want to be another gender nor are particularly bothered by the gender they were assigned? HOWEVER..." "Here's my final thoughts on this: - It appears that, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, Cole doesn't agree with really any of the worst parts of the truscum mentality - However, he still wanted everyone to know that he self-IDs as truscum AND that he's ""not an sjw,"" whatever that means to him" @sillyhead Oh hey thanks! You seem really cool yourself! You've earned yourself a follow! 💕💕💕 @spectra_belle I agree. Sorry for the confusion. "@spectra_belle You know what though, nevermind. Seriously. I don't think Cole's stance leaves anyone out, but even just having a stance that allows for gatekeeping is shitty. Sorry for stressing you out, Spec. You're right. Cole's position is shit. I just had to mull it over in my mind." @spectra_belle Yes but he's said he includes wanting to be another gender/not wanting to be your assigned gender as a form of gender dysphoria. Is there anyone who wants to be called trans that neither wants to be another gender and/or is comfortable with their assigned gender? Honest question @spectra_belle Because labels are less important than what a person actually believes. @spectra_belle Yes and he doesn't agree with seemingly any of the normally objectionable stances that come from that label. Then again why would be make this announcement otherwise? I'm sorry Spec I just need to digest this for a bit. You're making valid points. I just need to think about it. "@spectra_belle Trans people initially get the benefit of the doubt in my book. I'm gonna be keeping an eye on the situation for a while, though." "@trans_tho Yeah, I first learned of that definition from my therapist, actually. That definition of gender dysphoria isn't as well known or talked about. A LOT of people are going to continue to misunderstand your position. I'm glad I asked for clarification. Thank you." "For the record, in case it wasn't obvious, I don't give a shit who calls themselves trans. Have dysphoria, don't have dysphoria, medically transition or don't, get officially diagnosed or try the label for an afternoon. Accelerate gender by giving to anyone & everyone." "But then he's opening himself up to a huge angry backlash that's going to get uglier than it needs to be. Him using ""sjw"" in that way is also a bit troubling. Just a surreal moment on Trans Twitter overall." "If Cole agrees with the idea that wanting to be another gender/not wanting to be your assigned gender is a form of gender dysphoria, then I pretty much have no issue with his stance since at that point I feel like you're excluding basically no one? I think? Could be wrong?" "@dragonfruitbone The one way I'll be okay-ish with Cole's stance is if he agrees that wanting to be another gender is itself a form of gender dysphoria. My therapist first told me that. As long as we're all on the same page with that, educating other people about what dysphoria means will help." "@trans_tho Would you agree that ""wanting to be another gender"" is a form of gender dysphoria? Reading the rest of the thread I can see this isn't as extreme of a position as most people are going to assume but on that one point like to know your stance." "I really don't want this to turn into today's Discourse. If it were up to me, people who have an issue with Cole's stance would just quietly unfollow or bock him. I just felt my experience was extremely relevant here." "So, elsewhere in the thread Cole specifically states that he believes one must have dysphoria to be trans. The main reason I disagree is because that reasoning kept me in the closest for *17 years*, & when I finally did admit to myself I was trans, I found I had dysphoria anyway https://t.co/gRQENFfcEm" "@queer_queenie Oh fuck, who was deadnamed? I apparently missed all of this :/" @anarchopupgirl oh my 😍😍😍 @norintha @HRTMadeMeABat Poly feels~ "@HRTMadeMeABat @norintha Kissing, moaning, biting~" @norintha And really this could apply to either of you tbh "@norintha It'll probably start with desperate, moany grinding while we tear each other's clothes off :3" "Thinking of all the lewd, gay things I wanna do with my girlfriends when I see them this summer~ 💦" @ADirtyTrans Hmmmm sounds fake you'll have to prove it to me :3 Dishonored 2 is extremely lesbians https://t.co/c6tAxCoLJh @OneLameShark @MattyFranklyn Yeah real Kinder Eggs have great candy. American Kinder Eggs suck. @cordy_fox RIGHT!? @HRTMadeMeABat DED DED FROM UR CUTENESS @HRTMadeMeABat u broke me @HRTMadeMeABat NUJGIKLDFGBGS EKSEDgfsag 😍😍😍💦💦💦 Them: *sobbing* You can't just retweet every selfie your girlfriend posts! Me: Oh nice dentist selfie *retweets* Look at this. My girlfriend is just COMPLETELY ADORABLE while doing the most mundane things. HOW EVEN? https://t.co/Q7xcdHqR0U @HRTMadeMeABat gotsta protect dose teef! "@squidlarkin I guess this is the result of a bunch of cis people finding the limits that exist at the edges of gender and sexuality and saying, ""See? See where your logic takes you? This is really weird!"" And it's like, yeah buddy, it IS weird. That's what we've been trying to tell you." "@squidlarkin So it's just a hypothetical answered with another hypothetical. Which is kind of the only way to do this, but I don't blame anyone on the other side of the debate finding it to be an unsatisfying answer for that reason." "@squidlarkin This person wants to know how a lesbian would feel about Chris. Well, I'm a lesbian and all I can really say is, ""Well, I'd really have to meet her first to be sure.""" @squidlarkin This does illustrate however an issue I often have with discussions surrounding sexualities: It's all based around hypotheticals. "@squidlarkin Very good response. Chris's story, despite being hypothetical, does in fact happen and while there was some amount of spitefulness in the way that question was asked, overall I'd say it a fair question." @Gender_Pirate Yeah that's cool! I like your @ much more now too <3 "@Gender_Pirate Yeah, your @. I don't recognize your display name either. I recognize your face, but I know that if I tried to find your account I wouldn't have been able to, lol Good thing I saw this :P" @Gender_Pirate omg I didn't know you changed your name (again?)! Good to realize it's you! @Saradorably Mood. I'm extremely food motivated :P "@TwippingVanilla I kind of want to go for the easy path for my first play through. If I decide to play it a second time, knowing the game that well will help in not being seen. There's a LOT of mechanics in this game so ""kill everyone, yes on the evil powers"" seemed like the easiest way." "THIS GLORIOUS TRACK. But especially the first part because that's what most players hear before clicking ""continue"" https://t.co/kemBAAI4pG" "I'm only a couple hours into Dishonored 2 (which means really just the first level is completed because my style is full stealth, my knife in their backs before they realize I'm there) and I'm really liking it! That intro screen music is to die for, tbh." @0LilFlower0 Congrats!!!! 💕💕💕 @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling The Jim Sterling Bump is a powerful blessing. Use it well. @CaseyExplosion @JimSterling Making those big Jim Fucking Sterling bucks now! @Calliethulu And we're all SO. FUCKING. HOT. 😍 @truongasm @FxSql STILL. A. THREAT. "@FxSql Oh gosh! All these compliments out of nowhere! Thank you! I um, kinda forgot who you are but Past Kat followed you and I generally trust her judgement. It's a pleasure to get to know you more! Flattery will get you everywhere~ :3" @winterslex I DON'T KNOW "Mistress (@SteampunkPenny) just started dating @Xombin, who I'm now to call Miss Gwen, and last night she used Mistress's property to send messages to her and it makes me such a puddle to be used like this~! https://t.co/YlQAVUvdTc" "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha You didn't do anything wrong, I promise <3" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Thank you. "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith Please don't do this right now, love. I already had to mediate between the two of you. Close friend and a girlfriend, close friend has often said this kind of stuff distresses her. I do not have the spoons. I care too much about both of you. I already deleted the tread." @rCharlotteSmith This is not a debate I'm going to having right now. If nothing else I'm too stoned. "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith Yes, but I didn't really state that and nuance is dead on Twitter." @princessproto looking HOT and kicking ass at interviews right now on #SGDQ2018 A thought I sometimes have but will never share when it hits me: Omg I don't know if she's trans or not and I'm not going to out her but you are fucking ROCKING it girl I really hope you're picking up these brain waves "Transphobes: Why should we care about trans people, anyway? They're only a small minority of the population! We're not bigots! Me: https://t.co/SvyyNOqe7w" @Ruby_Lastname Hear hear! "I bought a few new games in the Steam sale and I'm not sure which one to play first, so it's poll time!" Love when @emuchaton goes on a retweet storm and it's nothing but her butt on my feed :P "@Ruby_Lastname I will say that I do understand where you're coming from and I agree with the intent, if that makes sense." "@Ruby_Lastname However, I think it's accurate to say that even me telling you, ""Don't police other marginalized people like that"" is itself a form of respectability politics and also kinda gross because I'm white." "@Ruby_Lastname I don't personally say ""Fuck all [X]"" very often. As far as I know, I never have, so this conversation for I think both us is about what we tell or think of when other people say that stuff. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves is respectability politics in all its forms." "@Ruby_Lastname I don't think anyone says ""fuck all [X]"" in attempt to change anything. That's a cry of frustration, a knowingly fruitless swipe at an unjust world. It's venting, nothing more. Also, 9 times out of 10 it's the ""Not all [X]"" crowd that snuck the word ""all"" in while complaining." @SteampunkPenny Also I just noticed you found your glasses during the bread delivery :P "(For no particular reason, here's my wishlist: https://t.co/e1hoYmCzQW >_>)" omg I already spent too much money on the Steam sale but watching Iconoclasts on #SGDQ2018 makes me want to play it so bad! Did Steam and GDQ plan this? :P @destroyeroftroy oh no you're turning into a catgirl! @norintha I'll keep that in mind <3 "@norintha Well for now I just bought Prey, Dishonored 2 AND Sonic Forces so I'm not gonna need a new game to play for a while but after I get my fill of them I wanna try Artifact Adventure!" "Makes me intrigued enough to not uninstall them and actually boot 'em up, honestly." "Cleaning up my installed Steam games and while it's super common for me to not remember buying some games on here, it's very rare that I don't even remember downloading it OR recognize the title at all! That happened just now with Artifact Adventure and Besiege." "@squidlarkin RIGHT!? Who's that cutie in the mirror and where did she come from?! (also: oooh didn't come home last night, huh~? :3)" "@squidlarkin HUGE mood, fuck" "@SteampunkPenny FUCK YES OMG Thank goddess we cleaned out the van, lol!!!" "@rCharlotteSmith @destroyeroftroy For @HeckingJen & Helen, this should explain everything: https://t.co/MLbhVSq17H" It's all just gasping and LOUD moaning and grinding and honestly I'm fucking here for it @Calliethulu I have a better idea. A world without cis male gamers. "I've never namesearched, I've never looked on That Site That Must Not Be Named to see if they started a thread on me, and I plan to KEEP IT THAT WAY. Life's too short. I have 2k followers now. I'm sure I'm on SOME transphobe's radar but that's trans life in 2018." "gosh I've been horny enough lately that even the ""probably made for and by men"" lesbian porn is really doing it for me >_>" "PLEASE NOTE: I don't need to see threads started by TERFs, transphobes or any other people that hate me. There's value in being alerted to those too, but I will never have the spoons for it. https://t.co/yDGdObdS79" "I don't think I mention this enough: I fucking LOVE seeing my tweets screenshotted on other social media sites and enjoyed on other trans corners of the internet. If you see a thread started over a tweet on mine on Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, etc, let me know!" "@transwitchlexi He's super obnoxious, yeah." "Despite having a couple weeks to plan for it and being invited to watch by @princessproto herself, I slept in through the #SGDQ2018 pre-show! D: However, I do appreciate a Banjo game being played when I did finally start watching 💕" @lewdspacegem @hypnokittymaid am also not a pup but I support this~ 💕 "I'm not even joking, I firmly believe this." Literally any trans person is braver than every branch of the military combined. https://t.co/mU1dlJbqHq "@FoldableHuman ""We will probably never recover from the damage [Joseph Campbell] did"" is one hell of a Mood." "@HRTMadeMeABat @zephyromatic You've completely ruined me, love. My love of smelling girlbulges has been awakened." @HRTMadeMeABat Omg I'm on my way! (I will be providing no help but I do want to watch) It's beyond fucked up that I'm a woman born with a penis that had to figure out herself that she was a woman after 29 years of suffering through the anguish all that put me through only to have the world arbitrarily hate me for it. Being trans is really kind of dull and unsurprising if you accept that trans people aren't lying about their genders and that we treat very similar conditions that affect cis people every damn day without controversy. "This isn't just an amazing, uplifting tweet, but an extremely poignant thread about just how hypocritically cruel the world is to us simply because we're trans. https://t.co/nSkTOwP80P" @drool_cutie good place to be tbh <3 @cassie_complex omg gorgeous! 😍 @hypnokittymaid goals~ @PowerOfMelody Same! HRT really is magic! @PowerOfMelody Yeah it can still hit me at times too but I feel like I have MUCH better tools to deal with it when it does. @transscribe Y I K E S @squidlarkin It gets so damn tiring. Such an added insult when one prominently talks about being a lesbian. @HeckingJen Oh yes please! @hypnokittymaid Ah I see you're reading the thread Callie and Charlotte are being adorable in too~ "@OneLameShark ""Terrible lizard"" :P Which is fitting given that we now know they weren't lizards. They are reptiles, though!" My mom's planning on moving closer to us and while I'd love to see her more often I'm faced with reality that at some point I'll have to come out to her as polyamorous. @PowerOfMelody Yep!! That happened to me too! It's amazing to be free of that 💕💕💕 @OneLameShark @CaptBootyPirate Brontosaurus means thunder lizard. Apatosaurus means deceptive lizard. @ButtGoblin666 I'll give him a swirly @NikatinePrime HECK yes!!!!! 😍 @SapphicEllyCat @Cosmos_Cookie Omg my heart just melted that's the cutest fucking thing! 💕 @HRTMadeMeABat I'm down :3 ✨ HRT is magic!! ✨ https://t.co/uC4VLR7gI9 "@HRTMadeMeABat HRT is magic!! (Also, I want ur goods >:3)" honestly the best deepthroat motivator is going back in to take in that amazing scent yep five hours later I'm still thirsty af this is what we're doing Y I K E S https://t.co/KmaorQJ2mh @HeckingJen henlo @ButtGoblin666 All the time 💕 @emuchaton gosh right??? @transwitchlexi Wow what a scumbag. Reported and blocked. @TripleStaff Hormones change all that @ADirtyTrans OH GOSH YES PLEASE 😍😍😍 @TripleStaff we're talking about girldicks "Not to be super gay about it, but there's a specific tangy quality to the scent that drives me wild." @norintha @HRTMadeMeABat Oh gosh I can't wait until both of you are in the same room with me~! 💕💕💕 @ADirtyTrans YES YES YES @Captain_V_Smith Better hormones! gosh why do girlcocks smell SO GOOD??? 😍😍😍 @FinalBossFemme This is pinned tweet caliber imo @HRTMadeMeABat Technically it was a threesome~ @FoxyChewToy CONSIDER: girls' butts @BreeMizore Thank you 💕💕💕 @squidlarkin aaaaaaaaa you're gorgeous!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 This all culminated in a panic attack. Home now. Feeling better. Thank you all for your support. Fuck that party. Crying in an alley. I feel very excluded but I feel silly being excluded by fucking balloons. I hate this. Big local pre-pride party and I have to sit in the alley because balloons keep popping inside @FinalBossFemme gay~ ✨💕 "@machtackle @MattyFranklyn Is Omniverse the one Derrick J Wyatt worked on? because if so, that is absolutely Crasher." ANNOUNCEMENT: Not to be a huge lesbiab but my girlfriend @HRTMadeMeABat is SO. HECKIN. CUTE. @ADirtyTrans Yes please! :3 This is lewder than I normally retweet so I'm quote tweeting this with a content warning because I'm digging it so much sorry for being horny on main but here we are https://t.co/tr1LazpAfB "@GoddessSarafina @HRTMadeMeABat I wanted to make a joke about how neither of us will be that hard, but honestly we turn each other on enough that I might be wrong :3" @Sona_Sonara @HRTMadeMeABat s'pretty gay too~ @GoddessSarafina @HRTMadeMeABat Hmmmmmm whatever could I be referring to~? @HRTMadeMeABat Absolutely! :3 @HRTMadeMeABat (I am ALSO planning on rubbing a part of your body~) @HRTMadeMeABat omg flirting on main is illegal~ It's funny how TERFs think trans men are women being forced to identify as men by the patriarchy when that's literally what trans women experience pre-transition. The Matrix except Neo's real-world body (and her subsequent chosen Matrix body) is female @ExistentialEnso It's almost as if the stated reason why people tried to run you off Twitter was all a smokescreen @ExistentialEnso Louder for the people in the back fuck @MagsVisaggs I think this movie more than any other is the perfect example of how awesome of a dad I had when it came to taking me to literally every awful movie I asked to see. "@laurelai_bailey Yup. I suspect that quite often. It's kind of a coin toss whether they're merely creeps or creeps that will one day blossom into much happier women. In either case I'd like them to stay away, tho" (But until then please stop creepily following me or any other trans woman) "Are chasers legitimately aroused by just hearing about transition & my life as a trans woman? I know I often talk about sexual stuff & I'm open in that regard, but lads... I feel like if you're really turned on by my tweets you should just stop lying to yourselves & transition" "One of the weirdos actually had an avatar, that wasn't his dick or his creepy face, that I would've passed over and not blocked... were it not for his Pepe banner. I clicked the profile and it's all tr*nny porn." I had fallen behind on clearing out chasers from my Followers list and I found like 20 of the creeps. It's degrading and disgusting and scary. Please stop. WHY DO CHASERS FOLLOW ME I DON'T POST LEWDS I'M A LESBIAN LEAVE ME ALONE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU @AliceAvizandum You look gorgeous!! 😍 "@Vangelus One of the few Beast Wars figures I owned as a kid was Buzz Saw so I've been eyeing that set for years now. Because come on, that's literally Buzz Saw. That is Generations Buzz Saw. He just got his head upgraded, it all." @TwippingVanilla Oh nice! I was wondering why that tweet was getting more attention. Can you link the Facebook post? "@gwen_no_fear Missing out on sleepovers was pretty heartbreaking. At no point did I even consider that I'd be invited or allowed to go, but there was always a palpable feeling of being excluded." "@TwippingVanilla As I've said, avoiding transition because you're worried about not being attractive is dysphoria." @Vangelus The BBTS TF sales also had me browsing ...And buying a four Botcon Waspinator repaints that I absolutely needed >_> @CaseyExplosion Counterpoint: Follow me :3 @HRTMadeMeABat lol best autocorrect typo ever :P "@squidlarkin Magic wands are so awesome! When I'm using one it hardly feels like I have a girlcock, honestly. SUPER affirming way to stimulate one's clit 💕" "Life is really, really good right now. Been hanging out with amazing queer friends, my town's Pride is this weekend, Jen is moving in soon. Just all around super queer and happy for the foreseeable future and I am fucking HERE for it!" @norintha It kinda is :V "Can confirm, this thread is very juicy (💕) but a really good resource if you have questions about this! https://t.co/Cm078jNIiJ" "omg this is just a day of people I admire finally following me! Thank you for the follow back, @ChosenOfAshurha! 💕💕💕" @tattoosncomics @AnaMardoll Alesha and Ashiok come to mind. Alesha also had an amazing short story about her that reveals that she's trans in an awesomely respectful and badass way: https://t.co/V3Rat3sTXe "@millenomi @AnaMardoll Is there a ton of het romance in the game either, though? If they're legit queer baiting they definitely need to stop that shit, no doubt. It's been a while since I played but one thing I remember is there was never enough time to tell half the stories they wanted to tell." @millenomi @AnaMardoll Which story? Magic hasa new one each year. I'll admit I haven't played in several years. But I struggle to think of a company that's putting in comfortable effort in that regard. @AnaMardoll Wizards of the Coast has been working really hard in the last few years for good queer representation. There's a number of gay and trans characters in Magic the Gathering as well! @m_m_myers Oh lol I saw 9 volt mention this and I literally thought they were joking. Boogie is sillier than a parody at this point. @AmazonChique How is this seen as anything but cartoonishly villainous? This is downright horrifying. @MattyFranklyn @ToyFu332 That's basically where I'm at with Joes as well. Baroness and in theory maybe some other female characters when and if they have them. "omg thank you for the follow, @Rae_Cosmos!! 💕💕💕 I'd been hoping you'd follow me for so long tbh >_>" @norintha Only if you want to! I'd love for you to be there though 💕💕💕 Boobs are at a point now where I legit forgot which is supposed to be the smaller one @norintha @SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic @Xombin @BreeMizore It was group tonight! And in just a couple weeks you'll be joining us weekly too! <3 @HRTMadeMeABat 💕💕💕 "@MattyFranklyn More for me then, frankly :V https://t.co/RMhiP7MWYe" "@laurelai_bailey We evolved them before we hunted, but it absolutely helped after we left the trees." "@MattyFranklyn Antagony is a gorgeous, strong female character and I will not have you besmirching her name" @MattyFranklyn - Botcon Antagony - Animated Blackout - THIS ONE COUNTS DAMMIT - Are we accepting 3rd party applicants? https://t.co/INKewnRyox "@Sharessan @HRTMadeMeABat @LyraTheSmol I feel like it would be awkward to explain in the replies to a tweet where the OP said it was a triggering subject for her, even with a content warning. I checked and Google's results explains it pretty well." @MattyFranklyn they couldn't possibly be that heavy come on Every one of my followers should follow these two cuties tbh https://t.co/SygTUkkpMD "@emuchaton Literally said out loud ""Wait for it""" "@TheDeliaMelody @MungyGungy @AnAnimeGiraffe ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER WHEN YOU COOK IT, DELIA" @princessproto OMG it looks amazing!!! 💕😍 Good. https://t.co/ap9ptLqxsz "@SJWMEGATRON Also very gross, yes." "@SJWMEGATRON Oh lovely, the votes went mostly to the most fascist ones. I'm sure that's not a troubling sign of anything." @transwitchlexi bang @XylariaVG I think that might just be a problem with Curie? I'm surprised she's good with any gun tbh :P I had no idea follower characters were capable of picking up miniguns without me asking them too! This is a neat feature! https://t.co/fSmZnI012S (In case folks don't want to scroll through all the photos) https://t.co/56AeBcl2P1 Oh hey our picture's in here! @SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic https://t.co/AkQVQCEQqA @Cosmos_Cookie I must ask my followers to please never do this I I didn't think this far ahead when I thought of this handle @NiemandNicky @JenDurbent Oh hey I'm one of those! "I'll admit ""To alleviate concerns about the concentration camps for children, we're throwing their families in with them"" is not a response I expected." @ButtGoblin666 gay~ @norintha @NihiliaXIV Sure! :3 "@Captain_V_Smith He was a very, very good kitty. I feel lucky to have known him 💕" @emuchaton extremely On Brand tbh @julesprom Oh awesome! "@squidlarkin @rCharlotteSmith It's interesting how varied our experiences can be. For me, despite some pretty noticeable genital dysphoria, shoving a magic want on my crotch never really triggers it. IF I could get hard enough to do it the way I used to, that would probably trigger my dysphoria tho" "@norintha @XylariaVG No, it's in the settings." "The password was WAIT. Once GOAL and CITY were eliminated, literally none of the remaining passwords could've been right if placement of letters didn't matter. That's when it clicked for me." "It took me until this screen, a combined 97 hours of play, to realize placement of the letters matters. In hindsight, no fucking shit, given that it's a password, but not realizing this before made this minigame a nightmare for me to the point where I skipped every terminal. https://t.co/edUNGrY7M5" @NihiliaXIV I plan to That's not even a dig at either pair of games. It just literally occurred to me that the 3rd Deus Ex (the only one I've played so far) is in the same franchise as THE Deus Ex. Does anyone else often forget that the first two Deus Ex games are the same franchise as the second two Deus Ex games because I do a lot @norintha @cass_krs @deathpigeon Seven of nine was like 12 @Cosmos_Cookie oh gosh I'm gay 😍 These are unbearably adorable "@rCharlotteSmith I mean, same" @rCharlotteSmith how are all these trans girl friends I know masturbating so regularly and how do I get in on this action "@emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie @deathpigeon ""these birds have been lubing one another since the 70s at least"" is now a sentence I have read with my own two eyes thank you" @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton @deathpigeon https://t.co/tHjSjdHxnP @JesskaNightmare Quite the opposite. It means your heart is in working order. @emuchaton Will we be getting pictures? @norintha True >_> @DrShitfaced lol this one is one of my favorites tbh 💕 Pop Culture Detective has been making EXTREMELY good videos dissecting toxic masculinity in pop culture for a while now and this new video is no exception. I love both V For Vendetta and Stardust but this trope is abhorrent. https://t.co/bA0npJ8MYr "@00d4n1 Yeah her name is rather troublesome. It's why they redubbed it in the first place! Force of habit to call her that, honestly. Muffin or Bubbles is better <3" "@00d4n1 I have that DVD too!! Friendship Express, right? It's the only way to hear her original voice! And the only way to hear her name, too. Tabitha St Germain did indeed assume Derpy was a boy, but honestly I prefer the old voice." @MorganRayHess As. It. Should. Be. "It makes it sound more like he feels like he's been duped or tricked into defending something he doesn't believe in. No, motherfucker. You don't get to do that. If you're going to go all Ends Justify The Means on us, you STAND in your FUCKING conviction you spineless scumbag." "From the Trump voter's position, the logic must be, ""Not securing our borders is dangerous"" & therefore the unintended consequence of keeping children in concentration camps is a necessary evil. But then that's what you fucking SAY. Don't respond with ""Stop making me feel bad""" "@OwenMacdonald8 I can understand his frustration on an abstract level. He doesn't like being confronted with the unintended consequences of his actions. I'm sure he believes that he loves children. But it's like, motherfucker, fucking LOOK at the devastation YOU helped cause. It's infuriating." @alphanumerals BIG. MOOD. https://t.co/hbmqxlGqCM @yourgirlmelt This is literally my favorite tweet ever Thank you @ButtGoblin666 oooh yes please! "It's gonna take some getting used to having my bangs like this, but I have to admit I love the results! Figuring out my hair is an ongoing process and I'm sure in a year I'll look back and laugh at how inexperienced I was, lol https://t.co/jRHsSiXYcB" "This is more akin to the Christian kind of love. The kind of conditional love that only the pernicious, jealous war god of the old testament could inspire. True love is unconditional." Pictured: A man who does not love children https://t.co/owdLk81yD3 @ButtGoblin666 https://t.co/5mKcKsbF5G @HRTMadeMeABat CUTEST BLEPS @TransEthics Is there a measurable difference between a trans woman and a cis man regardless of whatever genital-based cult mentality you subscribe to? Then stop lying about what we're saying. Fucking christ I'm mad "@TransEthics And I know they think trans women are men, but presenting ""Trans women can be lesbians"" as ""Men can be lesbians"" is a DELIBERATE refusal to either understand or present our arguments honestly." @emuchaton gosh same this has been my favorite twitter meme to date tbh "@TransEthics ""Men can be lesbians"" ""All lesbians are transphobic"" It both infuriates & exhausts me that they dilute fucking everything with their rhetoric until words are meaningless. No trans woman has ever said either of those things. You have to think like a cult to believe otherwise." @Sabriality How far would you have gotten if your car was somehow in your garage I wonder? :P @olivebrinker omg same except with transformers @BreeMizore oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh 😍😍😍 "@TheDeliaMelody @AnAnimeGiraffe Listen, Delia, I like you a lot. I consider my mutuals friends. But I was THIS close to making a tongue-in-cheek ""People who drink orange juice with pulp should not be trusted"" and this is how you reply to my RT smh" @spectra_belle @OneLameShark Kinder Eggs. They finally figured out how to make them legal in America. @OneLameShark Saaaaaaame on the buying dino toys! I hate the bizarre/gross candy the American Kinder Eggs give you. Am I supposed to eat it with a spoon? Fucking why? It's such a hassle for not very good candy. LUCKILY I just don't have to open that side :P @WarheadBlue https://t.co/m68wojqTGr @OneLameShark I have also been buying these! They're so cute!! "@WarheadBlue Are you trying to say bawa grana weep ninibong, aka the universal greeting? :P" "@qirennia @ArmlessKittyfox @ZJemptv Like many fictional characters, his canon was added to by later authors. Satan's not that different from a comic book villain in that way" @TheMadMissMovie @EllieODaire There's even a series of Beast Wars figures that were literally just left over molds from the failed Animorphs toy line called Mutants! "@TheMadMissMovie @EllieODaire There was a bit of a ""human turning into animal"" fad in the 90s, and the two major franchises played off each other in kind. The first ep of the Animorphs tv series had a character play the Beast Wars video game, and the same company that made BW made the Animorphs toys." @HRTMadeMeABat Powerful lesbian energies 😍 Is HRT supposed to make me hopelessly girl crazy or have I always been this much of a slut deep down? @LizzyWyrd https://t.co/hrYISLMxuE @emuchaton drop my what @emuchaton gay butt stuff THERE ARE SO MANY HOT TRANS GIRLS HITTING ON ME I'M TOO GAY FOR THIIIIIIS *whines* @SatanaKennedy Th-this one's my favorite... oh fuck 😍💦 @SteampunkPenny Y-yes Mistress! @TheMadMissMovie same lol :P https://t.co/hoRtvOINUY @norintha YES PLEASE OMG TAKE ME HEY SO Y'ALL ARE REALLY GOOD AT THESE @emuchaton 👏 BRING 👏 BACK 👏 THE 👏 TERM 👏 CYBER 👏 "@FeliFaun I mean, I *DO* respond well to flirting~" @TockTockTock leftist twitter was a mistake @squidlarkin oh fuck yes! "@catgirl_61 @Sciemontist @peachyfemmes So yeah I'd say pretty furious, then! Good to know. Also, you GOT to try some better insults, love. These are pretty stale." "@squidlarkin I mean, jokes very often go over my head... I'm just really curious now :3" @emuchaton how is your girlcock that cute it's so unfair @squidlarkin wait I don't get it @shivvykitty YES YES THIS ONE WORKS @tinybird420 hey ur cute 😘 @tinybird420 https://t.co/PBLtSusOZ2 @BoringNerdyKate g-gosh you're right 😍💦 Let's do this I'm feeling thirsty https://t.co/EY0RtKdteN 👏 CUTIES 👏 THAT 👏 WANT 👏 TO 👏 SIT 👏 ON 👏 MY 👏 FACE 👏 ARE 👏 VALID 👏 @LivyAubergine @maritronic9k @emuchaton sounds gay~ @LivyAubergine @emuchaton look it's not my fault trans girls are the fucking hottest @LivyAubergine @emuchaton um excuse me I was trying to be coy this is clearly a fabrication @emuchaton @AliceAvizandum THIS IS ADORABLE JUST FYI "@emuchaton are you into your mutuals asking for a friend a very, very thirsty friend" @ZJemptv - It's in direct opposition to one of the most oppressive belief systems towards trans people in the US - There's strength in identifying with monsters - Satan was the only bloke in the Bible who only told the truth You may absolutely quote me on that (Katlyn G) @norintha @SteampunkPenny Right!? I can't even believe this is my life! <3 @Sona_Sonara I rarely feel it's justified to post it directly in reply to a follower but this was a case where I felt it was needed lol @emuchaton This makes it sound like there will be butts in our future The artist went into protected mode now my meme doesn't work https://t.co/AshUPZAKSo @MattyFranklyn So yeah back in the 70's if you filmed on a English sound stage you just used Doctor Who costumes. "@MattyFranklyn No, it's a space man from Doctor Who https://t.co/3qeFrTpQPL" @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/XGOXK7Obz5 @MattyFranklyn It's over a decade long tradition at this point. I'm pretty sure Bossk appeared in LEGO Star Wars long before we had a minifigure of him. @squidlarkin It's an extremely good praxis and it's mine as well. I LOVE HER https://t.co/1LNTdB05Qc @NASDAQEnema what? @AmazonChique Yup. 12 years for me. @MagsVisaggs Just give me a post-Voyager show. Please. I can't live on TOS reboots alone. "@CaseyExplosion Except rather than cultivated identities like tabletop game nerd, actual identities are being threatened. You can get by not playing Magic the Gathering or reading Harry Potter. Harder to get by just pretending you're not trans." "@ButSeeking I didn't think I was ALLOWED to take any steps. If I had known it's totally fine and acceptable to transition even if there's no dysphoria, I would've done it a decade ago." Read this thread. It's important. https://t.co/97BeKEyr98 @SapphicEllyCat (Spoilers: They know who they're hurting with this. That's why they're doing it) "@Calliethulu Reported for targeted harassment, blocked, and blocked their followers." @trgrrl https://t.co/PhyQ6TLZRr "Just because it's so fun to say, I'm still comfortable being called a bun despite technically being a jackalope. I will also accept ""bunny"" and ""bun-bun"" :3" @HRTMadeMeABat Which I guess means the Q Continuum is entirely genderfluid which is really cool! "lol as if we needed this to say ""Fuck Vice"" but thanks for the extra evidence, lads https://t.co/SRtruPbHSW" "@HRTMadeMeABat We watched an episode last night where Q, after realizing that Picard's one weakness appears to be women, laments that he didn't choose a female form :P" This thread. Just... all of it. https://t.co/wwJuOROqfv @transwitchlexi Holy fuck fuck that guy @ARedPandaPlush I do too!! I love her so much more than her first incarnation! "Now that I've had a few hours to look at the new Lara, I'm wondering if she needs hair? Now that I've noticed she doesn't have any it bugs me a tiny bit? What do y'all think? https://t.co/BvHF8yr0N2" @vulpiplus Fellow jackalope friend! *follows!* @ButtGoblin666 gosh that sounds kinda gay? but same tbh "I wonder who that relative was, if she remembers the trans friend she told us about, if she remembers me, and if she's heard that I've also come out as a trans lesbian." "Realizing that I, a 10 or 12-year-old kid was also in the room, the relative in question was visibly embarrassed that she was telling such an inappropriate story. That was my first run-in with cis people's confusion at the existence of trans lesbians. I never had such confusion." "I can hear the last thing she said clear as day, as if she had said it yesterday: ""So, now she's a lesbian!"" The word ""lesbian"" stuck with me. I don't think I even knew what that word meant at the time. If it was my first time hearing it, then it left QUITE an impression." "When I was kid we took a vacation to Utah to visit some distant relatives I hadn't met before. I don't remember much from the trip, but I have a distinct memory of one of my relatives telling everyone else about a trans woman she knew that still liked women even after getting GRS" @zephyromatic Bun butt! The best kind of butt! "All this was moot because the constant cloud of depression I had felt since puberty was the dysphoria I thought I lacked. I desperately needed someone to tell me ""If you want to be a girl, you can be one."" This is why I will always die on the hill of educating kids about this." "I was 12 when I first had the thought ""What if I was a girl?"" By 18 it was a ceaseless desire to be female All through my 20's I fantasized about transitioning, but felt I didn't have dysphoria At 29 all the Tumblr posts about not needing dysphoria finally sunk in" "@PennyOaken And then just carefully limbo through every door, lol" @GunGayOnline Yup! :3 I believe it's from the Yetee "@HRTMadeMeABat I used my Judy Hopps figure for most of this drawing, actually! But the antlers I made up. If I want them to stay this exact shape I just need to brute force figure out what they look like in profile view by just trial and error." Done! :3 https://t.co/BvHF8yr0N2 "I drew her sans-naughty bits to go along with my PG-13 rating for this account, but if anyone does decide to draw her doing lewd things, her nips are the same color as her inner ear and she's had GRS." "Lara's now at the point where I'd feel comfortable committing her design to my first fursuit, but now the problem is her antlers are gonna make my door clearance something like 7 feet. :P I should find some stag sonas and ask for tips, lol" My girlfriend has THE BEST FURSONAS LOOK AT THIS CUTE BEAN https://t.co/VijuWVP4sC Now the real trick will be figuring out what those antlers look like in 3-dimensional space so I can draw a profile view of her. @ADirtyTrans F-foxes don't like eating jackalopes! All those antlers get in the way >_> "@GunGayOnline Can't, too embarrassed to share :P But here, have a pic of Lara 1.0 that I didn't completely hate: https://t.co/3iJAWksYQd" "Lara 2.0! She's officially a jackalope now! And with much better coloring imo. Finally a reference sheet I won't be ashamed to share, lol https://t.co/Bi8OeWsfZN" lol why were you following me https://t.co/v4Je0Zb45W @DarkEvilBunny @hotcistakes that escalated quickly https://t.co/Vzhz4MHgeR "@princess_stef69 No, I get it. You didn't say anything wrong I was just being a bit of a downer. Sorry. >_>" @hotcistakes https://t.co/T1IuplYbZp "@ButtGoblin666 I've used the term ""unbearably cute"" to describe you numerous times :P" @destroyed4com4t @Thedoyle101 @lisaquestions Might be the most Galaxy Brain take I've seen yet @00d4n1 take your time "This sounds pathetic as fuck, but I liked Waluigi before it was cool." @emuchaton emu we've been over this that's half the fun @Mushypantsmcgee Yes please!!! "@Mushypantsmcgee (However, when the time comes to commission some pieces of her, I'd love to have some names! Which artists do you like best?)" @Mushypantsmcgee I'm one! I'm working on updating my fursona as we speak! I'll hopefully have her new look uploaded tonight! "@Mushypantsmcgee Who, furries? I've been one of those for like 15 years, I just never settled on a fursona until last year :P" "@sylschinco @princessproto Oh, gotcha! This stuff fascinates me but I'll admit I'm often very clueless about it, lol" @Thedoyle101 @ZJemptv You'll note nothing there disagrees with what I just said. We're done here if you're not actually interested in learning anything. "@princessproto You're not already setting up for GDQ are you? I mean, less than a week away, so maybe that's not so weird." "There are a number of people on Discord I really wish would stop talking to me. No particular reason why other than ""I don't ever feel like talking to you & didn't realize this would be a problem until you wouldn't shut up"" but dammit is it hard to do other things when they DM me" @princessproto Feel the burn! Who says video games don't burn calories? "@princess_stef69 The ""besides adoption"" part" "@princess_stef69 Same except the part in parentheses. I dunno, maybe that means I'd be having them for the wrong reason if that's the deal breaker? Not like I have a choice either way." @princess_stef69 Eternal fucking mood :/ "If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that." @Thedoyle101 @ZJemptv did you know that kids can be 100% sure they need to transition long before twenty-fucking-five or do you just not give a shit? Anyone need a shiny Zygarde? @uselessneetgirl has an extra one https://t.co/oUZUIAmZeb @DarkEvilBunny @hotcistakes https://t.co/wRY13YOhNX @HRTMadeMeABat *EXCITE* :3 @HRTMadeMeABat OMG THAT SOUNDS KINDA GAY @ZJemptv Cis people believe they are the sole arbiters of gender @hazelsbutt Oooooh I was gonna go big but maybe I'll go nubby? I'll have to try both! @hazelsbutt They really are! Turns out this rule even applies when some trans women try to argue he's not shitty lol oh what trans women were right about yet another cis man being shitty https://t.co/cjbo2ZVYmj @landandskygirl @Azure_Husky https://t.co/uwDLYJQvbz "@princessproto Follower counts do that a lot. It often looks like it's a case of the number not being a real-time counter? Like for example, with my followING count, the reason it's 996 was because I SAW it was 1,002 so I dropped 3 people that I followed. Clearly that wasn't a live number tho" "2,000 followers omg!! This time last year I'm not even sure I had 200. Thank y'all so, so much! 💕💕💕" (I don't know why the fucking following count fluctuates as much as the follower count but I worked so goddamn hard to keep it at 999 for this screenshot and it's so unfair that it fucked be like this at the last second) AWWWW YEA WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S https://t.co/vBXKvRfUqP I'm actually really excited to have put this much thought into her design. I sort of slapped her together when I made her and imo it shows. I also think I'll be recoloring her. The green never really did it for me. I'm thinking maybe an orange-brown or a gray-brown? Gonna experiment a bit with various colors. I think I'm gonna make my fursona Lara into a jackalope - More interesting/unique than a mere Judy Hopps recolor - Antlers are a cute trans signifier - Jackalopes are one of the few regional mythical creatures we have in Colorado I just need to redraw her now! @Calypsoviet Because the whole idea of incels is they think you should pity them. "It's just funny, is all. He can be a guy who always plays girl characters. He just doesn't have to be." "Arin: Gender is female, of course Dan: Obviously - Game Grumps Dark Souls Remastered Part 1" @tattoosncomics not the time "@HeckingJen @saccharingirl Hell yeah I'll smoke you both out <3 (why did I have you blocked, avery?)" itchy titchy send tweet gosh I was just thinking about how much of an eternal mood this is https://t.co/kB7nGcvOuF Can creepy cis men PLEASE stay away from me? Followed me after liking my pic of my new lesbian flag 🤢🤢🤢 https://t.co/yRnaI6nki1 @estrusflask It's the only lesbian flag any booth was selling :/ New flag fits perfectly above our bed! 💕 https://t.co/yWeDsAC8Sc "Alternately: You: Is that a bird in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Me: Oh, just a bird." "You, a conservative girl: I got a gun in my pants Me, a trans girl: https://t.co/7dgeU4BKas" @emuchaton unrelated issue but my face is kinda cold rn @kellyonelani @korov Omg I didn't even know they toured still or at all in America! Hey where'd Queer Queenie go? @fracturedpane @Cookie_2nd That's what works for me as well These pictures remind me of the rare photos taken of inside TRU's in the 80's and 90's. This is the perfect bookend to that. https://t.co/GbArGrPYeW Rian Johnson is the best thing to happen to the Star Wars franchise. Ever. https://t.co/xZEh5YB1r7 @BCTDenver @SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic We'll keep you in mind! Thank you!! 💕 @BCTDenver @SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic I don't think so. Honestly I forgot to look for my Twitter friends! My bad >_> "@suezobeam For the time being, yes" We got to march in Denver Pride! Plus a couple other cute pictures from Pride 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 @SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic https://t.co/iJhfnlgoFs @emuchaton tag yourself I'm (No Sky Effects) @rCharlotteSmith hot @Cosmos_Cookie That sounds like a $20 game to me. I'll probably wait for a sale. @GoddessSarafina GOSH UR CUTE https://t.co/3HLPo2GgEb "Did you know we as lesbians don't have this issue? Where we have to leave room for potential abusers because not doing so would alienate other lesbians? Don't try to blame women for this, just fix toxic masculinity. https://t.co/ZcyCXY9WKN" @DiracDrynx May I tweet a screenshot of this tweet? @InnerPartisan lol he's everything his fans claim to hate but he's their hero because he refused to use a student's pronouns that one time MY GIRLFRIEND HAS THE CUTEST BLEPS Y'ALL https://t.co/QAZkPJ3hEB @BaileyJayTweets What a good little huntress! 💕 @Lord_Kristine Goals "Every queer person I know is a nerd. Most are gamers. None of us would be welcomed by the vocal, toxic majority. Those labels have been stolen from us which is a primary driver of our hatred towards these cultivated identities." "@spicy_trans_ I remember that too, lol >_> I'm not sure how this happened tbh" @Cosmos_Cookie these updates have become the highlight of my day https://t.co/WuGDu6Y98r @jayne_pea There is no Kiss Players in Ba Sing Se @spicy_trans_ You're awesome! We should chat more 💕💕💕 @ZJemptv Low key kinda wanna be more of an actual witch just to spite these assholes @MattyFranklyn absolute units @emuchaton gosh same if only we could help each other somehow??? 🤔🤔🤔 @SatanaKennedy I love how I can't get hard. It's affirming af to have to use a strap-on like any other woman 💕💕💕 @emuchaton sounds kinda gay I want to try my best not to retweet examples of bigots being transphobic today. I'm sure my followers would like the break and honestly I'm out of spoons for it. @meowitch666 I blocked him. Fuck that guy. Thank you for fighting the good fight. "These bigots want to maintain that ignorance. They want us to stay uninformed and in the dark, so that people they don't like can be pushed out of society quietly. I don't worship the ""free market"" like some of them so, but that's not a free market." "Fun fact about Masterpiece cake shop: Their sign that's included with the signs of all the other businesses in the strip mall they're in? It JUST says ""Cake Shop."" We had a lesbian couple come up to the protest to support us and they had NO IDEA that THAT cake shop was there." "No idea if that violent sociopath was a Libertarian, but frankly I don't care. Insert whatever label he uses for himself. Might I suggest ""Fucking monster""?" "Libertarians: ""Free market! No government intervention!"" Also Libertarians: ""How dare you try and warn others about how bigoted this business is in hopes they'll stop shopping there! Notice this gun I'm carrying? Shut up.""" @shivvykitty We will. Thank you. @OneLastEcho That's something a super villain says when he's feigning ignorance you gross waste of carbon. You and I both know what you're doing. Stay away from us. "It's not just him. There's some sort of organized thing where several gun nuts are walking about Mistress's work in an effort to threaten her. I don't honestly think anyone will get shot (I have to believe that), but it's still disgusting and cowardly." @rCharlotteSmith @HeckingJen @ToniMills69 sorry "You're the one walking about Mistress's place of work RIGHT NOW with an open carry firearm you hypocritical fuck stick. Stay away from me and my family. I hope you die alone and in pain, calling out to a god that will not answer, having lived your life for NOTHING. Muted. https://t.co/i6oLpE3lI8" "You fucking monster. How DARE you try to scold us for ""violence"" while low key threatening my Mistress. You make me ashamed to be a Coloradan. Crawl back into the sewers from whence you came you disgusting creep. https://t.co/Up6VK4t4lg" "@OneLastEcho @meowitch666 Except for the fact that you're trying to place fighting bigotry on the same moral plane as physical assault. When it isn't. (Protip: When I can take your words and use them against your point, you're not going to be taken seriously)" @norintha You're shopping/cooking skills are going to be VERY appreciated when you move in @OneLastEcho When did I say I believed that? @OneLastEcho @meowitch666 Oh. Cute. I'm gonna continue to be intolerant of intolerance. Your centrism on this topic won't really be swaying me because it makes no goddamn sense. @OneLastEcho I am. @OneLastEcho What beliefs are you referring to? "@remeranAuthor @CaseyExplosion But the food is better! I'm a fat girl who gets hangry easily. I'm not what most would call ""patient"" when it comes to food." "@OneLastEcho @meowitch666 Bigotry is a form of violence. But even if it wasn't, using exaggeration in a metaphor to emphasize the point is a common thing people do." @OneLastEcho - The only way we could run either of them out of business is through the free market. We tell people they shouldn't give them their business and then they're free to choose from there. What's the problem with that? 2/2 "@OneLastEcho Wow, there's a lot to unpack there. - You think fighting discrinimation is petty contranrianism. Really. - Chick-fil-a might serve anyone, but this cake shop doesn't. Don't pull a whataboutism on me, stay on topic 1/2" I was just reminded that Jurassic World Evolution is a game that exists and it's frankly kinda silly it's $55. I'm just sharing my Steam wishlist for no particular reason... 👀 https://t.co/e1hoYmCzQW @Cosmos_Cookie Omg I forgot this was a game that was coming out and I fucking need it! @CaseyExplosion I always follow the instructions because I want my food to taste good and have the intended texture. I also usually use the oven instructions because 99% of the time the food turns out better. Am I... am I really that weird? >_> "@rozietoez Actually now that I think about it, I would've never met you were it not for Twitter. I am so thankful for the people it introduced me to and the people THOSE people introduced me to. It's really changed me life, honestly." @bunnarchist @HeckingJen @ToniMills69 @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Omg I am so happy I'm teaching fellow queers how to be more gay &n high This is the kind of trans mom I aspire to be "@HeckingJen @ToniMills69 @rCharlotteSmith It's when someone takes a hit, holds it in their lungs, then blows it into your mouth while you inhale. You get high through being gay basically :3 @norintha and I do it a lot lol" @HeckingJen @ToniMills69 @rCharlotteSmith Do you know what shotgunning is? :3 "Fucking lol he's active right now but he only replied to someone else in the thread who DIDN'T say they blocked all his followers. I guess we know what this fight's really about for you, huh broseph?" "@meowitch666 @OneLastEcho Btw, note that he only replied to you. I told him I blocked all his followers. He wants to be able to get into a fight his friends can see so they can back him up. Fucking coward." "@rozietoez If you ever need tips feel free to DM me. Things like running block chains on bigots' followers or resorting to a block together app are sometimes necessary to have a safe experience while trans on this platform, but I maintain the benefits of meeting such great ppl are worth it" @ToniMills69 @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith YES IT'S THE GAYEST WAY TO SMOKE AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE "@OneLastEcho @meowitch666 Look up the definition of metaphor, hon" "@HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith Anyway, fuck my ex, I wanna get high with Lilith and Charlotte because they're both amazing <3" "@HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith Last time I was in Seattle, I was staying with my abusive ex and because she hated Lilith it was understood that I couldn't see her. She hates a lot of people. She hates me now too. If Charlotte were visiting the US at the time I would've been barred from seeing her too." @rCharlotteSmith oh my god she's adorable when we finally hang out in person we gotta smoke each other out <3 @ToniMills69 @trgrrl Yeah seriously once puberty hit it's was a LOT of dissociation but I really feel it hard when recalling my 20s in particular. I don't really remember much of them. "@trgrrl oh fuck you look amazing for 30!! I'm 31 and I agree it's very fucked up, but only because I lost my 20s to dysphoria >_>" @ExistentialEnso So maybe I should just wait at this point? @ExistentialEnso I either didn't know or forgot there were prestige levels in WoW? I know most of the artifact skins were locked behind stuff I didn't think I could ever accomplish. How hard is all this? @rozietoez Can I just take this moment to mention that I love that you've been using Twitter more often? It's great to see you so much! I barely use Facebook anymore so I was starting to miss my FB-exclusive friends <3 "bra bro broseph I just want my fellow queers to not be discriminated against Is that the best you got? Also, before you try to engage, know that I blocked all your followers. You will receive no backup here. https://t.co/ESDb3K2NIk" "@BrutusBernard @Rubberasylum Because gay people can be religious, obviously. This is really simple stuff, hon." "lol I tried to run a block chain on two people that commented on his terrible thread and barely any of their followers will load? Like not even just for block chain, I can't load more than 12 of their 1,000+ followers. I think it's mostly bots. Fucking lol." "You don't get to reference Fury Road to describe how much of a bigot you are. That movie belongs to the queers, sweetie. New asshole to block. Run a block chain on his followers too. https://t.co/cGBDzKgAiN" Wanna grind against a cutie until we're both wet & moaning tbh @squidlarkin It feels extremely right @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/vYXv1yvGeT @estrusflask Holy shit love the Billy Dee Williams Two-Face "@norintha & I have decided that since she can't move in with us until July, we'll have to be twice as gay for next year's Pride Month" @HeckingJen @saccharingirl https://t.co/5VdPkXaKZx @estrusflask Gentleman Ghost is fucking awesome tbh "@liddytronic Don't ask me, 90% of this folder became incapable of turning me on months ago but I'm too much of a hoarder to do anything with it https://t.co/mbjhLR4VvF" "@NeitherNora I don't think it's been many episodes yet. I don't have cable, so my plan was to find a way to watch it after it ended. That way I can just binge it." I love how much discussion is happening around FLCL lately due to the sequel. For fellow FLCL fans: This video goes over the extremely well done dubbing job the series went through. https://t.co/2gGoT87TnG "@ExistentialEnso Siri, show me mansplaining holy fuck" @hypnokittymaid Oh! Oh! I happen to live with a domme :3 @rCharlotteSmith I will try. Twitch runs like shit on my internet. A woman can wear whatever she wants. A fictional character only exists as an extension of her creator and fans. She's literally an avatar for the mere idea of a person. Everything about her says more about everyone BUT her. *That's* what feminism is critiquing/fighting against. "If you're confused as to why the same feminist who thinks your titty fantasy anime game is problematic also wants to free the nipple, look up the definition of ""agency.""" "@MattyFranklyn This aesthetic REALLY needs to come back, dammit" @squidlarkin Fun fact Carrey is an anti-vaxxer so he's fair game to shit on even outside of any characters he's played. Both the art and the artist are terrible. My girlfriend @SteampunkPenny being super energetic & gay at the Masterpiece cake shop protest 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/16Ksg75Wwp Protesting the homophobic Masterpiece cake shop with a bunch of other queer folks! https://t.co/r2cBCRascE @norintha Omg we could 69! @princess_stef69 This is Takkun and her cute soft face https://t.co/Mhl72IdnK1 "@ContraPoints That was a good call. Now I can't decide between Tabby and Adria for my favorite character of yours. (And yeah, you can pull off futch. Lesbian approved)" @upandoutcomic I couldn't tell you why I've been less and less interested in Pixar movies since Inside Out. I probably wasn't going to go see this but now I really won't. @Valkyrie497 Walmart :V @queermel aaaaaayy that's the weed number @hypnokittymaid what a good girl! :3 My tits look amazing right now https://t.co/iwdJRPwMOu "@tole_cover Dan ""Mario Party Foul"" Ryckert" @JesskaNightmare Same tbh Though mine's wax so it's less photogenic "@SteampunkPenny Thank you, Mistress!!!! 💦😍💦" @ButtGoblin666 love too lick the hole of your ass on twitter dot com the fact that there aren't any cuties sitting on my face right now is a travesty tbh @emuchaton it would make it hotter and you know it >:P @SteampunkPenny *hugs tight* @emuchaton go outside and take a picture of the full moon? @MattyFranklyn Yes but I've also said this while sober @MattyFranklyn Donkey Kong Country 2 is the best 2D platformer ever made and you come to MY HOUSE AND SPREAD THESE LIES @emuchaton it's not my fault you're just too cute "@upandoutcomic @SarahCAndersen Happy birthday!! 🎉🎂🎉 As a fellow Gemini, I might be biased when I say it's the best time to have a birthday but also it's true :P" (This has probably happened in previous years but it wasn't until last year that I even had a reason to go to pride other than as an ally >_>) Denver Comic Con and Denver Pride happen on the same weekend which is either the worst idea of the best possible idea "I haven't played PUBG or Fortnite, but if I had to pick one, I'd go with Fortnite purely because it's so much nicer to look at. See also: I didn't care about competitive shooters until TF2 and (to a much larger extent) Overwatch." "I remember for YEARS Giant Bomb crew loved to joke about Fortnite because it was being developed for a comedically long time, and much like Firewatch there was a ""What is Fortnite?"" joke going around. Then they slapped on a Battle Royale mode, released it and outdid THE BR game." What you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man A wisp of smoke man To waft over you And cloud up your view So show me your hands And wave 'em right through a soft fuzzy man Hillary Clinton is the Beetlejuice/Candyman of Leftist Twitter. Anyway I'm not sure how any of y'all have the guts to say anything about her latest joke tweet. Positive? Negative? Kicking a hornet's nest either way. holy shit only 21 more followers to 2k I'm at the point where I just get like 5 - 10 followers a day. Thank you all so much! I hope I can do right by y'all! @ToniMills69 ┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ In this  ┃╱╱╲╲ house  ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we give ▔▏┗┛▕▔ hugs & ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  uwu ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲  ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ @stormy_prime I like to keep things interesting @ToniMills69 Listen I don't deserve to be called out like this uwu Let it never be said I don't look after my loved ones 💕 https://t.co/eRpXgNJtDA "@Cosmos_Cookie There's an episode of Stroker & Hoop where they encountered a cult that only practiced ethical cannibalism, which they defined as only being able to eat non-essential parts of the body, mainly tonsils and appendixes." tracer is a corgi it's canon now @MarcyAugust @rCharlotteSmith @Maid_Lillith https://t.co/9vZNt3xWGw @SequelMemes More like throwing down. Off a cliff. "@rCharlotteSmith @MarcyAugust @Maid_Lillith Oof, that was barely an okay collar" @Maid_Lillith @rCharlotteSmith Findoms use pay collars :V @rCharlotteSmith During Christmas you switch to the sleigh collar! "@rCharlotteSmith Oh, *extremely*" @rCharlotteSmith The distinction between day collar and play collar is an important one :P "I feel like I should make a big thread about what a full year of HRT has been like but ironically I don't think I'll be able to spend time on it until after midnight, technically missing my year anniversary lol (There will be a thread no worries)" "@mcmoots @maritronic9k @squidlarkin @dlkingauthor I had a LOT of trouble making friends growing up as well... I actually didn't understand what ""friend"" meant even into my 20s based on what everyone described vs what I experienced. This is thankfully no longer the case." @dlkingauthor @squidlarkin My OCD diagnosis doesn't make sense half the time and I'm told some of the symptoms overlap with some autism symptoms. @mcmoots @squidlarkin @dlkingauthor 2/3 of my girlfriends are spectrum and I definitely both feel a very strong connection with them AND find hanging out with them to be very relaxing and peaceful. One of the reasons I wonder. My outfit for trans group tonight! I feel like this look is both kinda weird AND extremely me. Feeling very confident 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/sm4UWWot80 @emuchaton Heck oh heck!! 😍💦 "@squidlarkin I've been wondering a lot about this in regards to myself, actually >_> There's a lot of weird emotions wrapped up in it and I'm not sure why. Not bad, but like... excited for better understanding but then extreme shame for feeling excited? I feel a bit paralyzed about it tbh" @_am3thyst @chimerror Grilcocks might not be gay but GIRLCOCKS are VERY gay if another girl is involved~ :P @MagsVisaggs So I would just extrapolate that further and cast a trans person willing to portray themselves pre-transition. "@MagsVisaggs I like the Sense8 solution. They never show Nomi completely pre-transition, but they do show her much earlier in her transition and hair, clothing, etc is less confident/knowledgeable in the way a newly out trans woman often is." This weird-ass movie came out the day I was born and I kinda low key fucking adore it https://t.co/6AgbVRKbpR HOW AND WHY DOES IT SAVE THAT INFO? "Something I REALLY hate that Twitter does now is I'll typed up half a quote tweet, realize that nah I'd rather just up and retweet it directly, so I click away from the QT screen which closes it, retweet, then find it posted the half finished thought I gave up on." What that stand for? 🐝🐝🐝 Bees What that stand for? 🐝🐝🐝 Bees Vivid memories turn to fantasies Vivid vivid memories Now freeze "If I could get my girlcock to be modular I'd do that in a heartbeat. I mean I probably wouldn't wear it for like a solid year after getting the procedure done, but eventually there'd be an extremely gay/lewd situation that called for it, I'm sure." "It's less that I'm annoyed to be continually tagged in the Your Adventuring Party meme and more annoyed at the fact that I can only ever be a Mage. Also I guess having an @ that starts with T is uncommon because I'm everyone's Mage, lol I'm a Shaman by trade in WoW, dammit :P" "@ClockworkQTDoll That would make you the third person I know that started on June 14, and the fourth person I know that started within 2 days of June 14th lol" "@Kate_Bunni Nah, it's Credit Card :V" @squidlarkin (This is more me complaining that this is the life I was given rather than being angry that you said it was risky) "@squidlarkin I hate being reminded it's risky. You're not wrong, and I'm not telling you to refrain from mentioning that, but given that I don't feel like I have a choice in the matter, hearing that there are complications/risks really just feels like twisting the knife." "@00d4n1 Great idea in theory, but for cis people who want the framing to be (for example) ""Was a boy, now a girl"" that might be a few steps too far for them. I hope not, though! Because that is a better way to frame it, definitely." I've almost forgotten what it feels like to have the wrong hormones in my body and I couldn't be happier. 🎉✨ Today's my 1 year HRT anniversary!!! ✨🎉 on a completely unrelated note I think I'm gonna explore the romance features in this playthrough of Fallout 4 powerful lesbian energies https://t.co/OkeyemsuTv @rCharlotteSmith You have good taste in music tbh BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' One of my biggest pet peeves is too much repetition in songs yet I love it when Neil Cicierega does it Don't need no credit card to ride this train Don't need no credit card to ride this train Don't need no credit card to ride this train Don't need no credit card to ride this train Don't need no credit card to ride this train Don't need no credit card to ride this train Don't need I don't tend to have a ton of caffeine in a given week and I just realized I drank Mountain Dew way too late at night to be able to sleep properly X_x @cybergoth_xxx mood :/ "I got your back, fam https://t.co/1Jvf8rWuBh" @HRTMadeMeABat @HeckingJen omg Kenna tag your porn @HRTMadeMeABat @HeckingJen Among other things we'll be doing when you arrive~ https://t.co/u0VhGEWXgY @HRTMadeMeABat @HeckingJen (💕💕💕💕) "@HRTMadeMeABat @HeckingJen Hon that's the least attractive way you could've said that, thanks :P" @HeckingJen @HRTMadeMeABat You think THAT'S gay? Just wait until Kenna and I meet in person for the first time 😈 @HRTMadeMeABat how dare you make me blush in public on twitter dot com My girlfriend's a huge dork :P 😘 https://t.co/NrZ8e9O0Yq """Fans of the female form"" as if any significant portion of the fans angry about this were lesbians https://t.co/fD5enjL9p8" @Vangelus I've had that same basic connector issue with both Rippersnapper and Twinferno Letting corporations pave roads feels like a misstep https://t.co/kRIPzszApC omg I need this game! https://t.co/6lo9MOxKnZ "Not enough of y'all are watching @TheDeliaMelody's videos, frankly https://t.co/JXbJI0vltd" They put it on my fucking task bar! Without asking! You don't put some random program on a woman's task bar without asking! "Feeling rather salty tonight, y'all https://t.co/QSlytCpUJu" "And like, no I don't expect people to know her tattoo is easily visible. But how about checking to see if someone already asked? Maybe?" I'm having a massive spoons deficit complete with headache and I just can't with this right now. "oh god why are two different people @'ing me while asking to see Zinnia Jones' tattoo. Her Twitter page, media tab, scroll down a bit, it's there. Bad enough when one person makes me tap the sign. I've never had to tap the sign for two people doing the same damn thing https://t.co/5cyE5QFgzh" @ZJemptv omg is that just a black cat thing because Binx does this too https://t.co/5tff5THFGf @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/tjXu2MD1RU This tweet gained me like 3 followers I'm screaming https://t.co/f4PfmnBeBO @ContraPoints said it better than I ever could https://t.co/HxIwTDJx3a "I'm good, thanks https://t.co/n7HeRLzegK" "@MapleReam No, it's okay 💕" @HRTMadeMeABat I wouldn't have fallen in love with you if you were a shitty person 💕💕💕 You're amazing 💕💕💕 @MapleReam I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and I can't understand what you're describing The layering that I see in this selfie was by accident and I'm a little self conscious about how silly it looks. This was just a quick thing I tried with my hair. "@HRTMadeMeABat You're an amazing person with a big beautiful heart and I love you so, SO much 💕💕💕" @Dragamation @HRTMadeMeABat Thank you! 💕 "@CareBearCase @HRTMadeMeABat You're gorgeous either way, but yeah the left selfie is 😍✨💯" @HRTMadeMeABat Omg! >/////< Looooooooove you! "And if you're unfollowing me because of any of that, please don't announce that to me. Just unfollow. If we're not mutuals it probably won't bother me. I get it." A lot of what I say is also really lewd. I talk about girlcocks. A lot. My phone has learned this word I use it so much. My bio says 18+ Please do not follow me if you're not into any of this. "Hey y'all I try not to retweet porn on this account. However, slam that like button on a TON of lewd stuff and will even occasionally retweet stuff that *technically* lacks naughty bits but would still be considered by most as NSFW" @FairlyLip @estrusflask Yeah I've sucked an enby dick that was pre-HRT and it was great! @SnowcatAffy @HRTMadeMeABat You will! 💕💕💕 @thomblake It says 18+ in my bio for a reason Sorry @HRTMadeMeABat omg hon /)//////(\ "@AppleChipsTVG Mine isn't that firzzy honestly, but for frizz I know they make oils that can de-frizz your hair a bit" *girldicks and enby dicks only plz Oh heck my hair looks WAY better with my bangs combed the other way! 💕 Special thanks to @HRTMadeMeABat for the suggestion! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/EHlEV9iZUY "I have a weird sort of pride knowing that THE Glinner, noted transphobes, slid into my notifications because I retweeted a tweet of Shaun's and one of my followers didn't untag me. He's blocked at least. Regardless though why are y'all making me tap the sign? https://t.co/SdaXBftdTW" @tattoosncomics Can you please untag me? @norintha Omg love you're amazing 💕 @queerops That just makes it gayer tbh Omg what if the boobs are touching too!?! "@HRTMadeMeABat Because you're gorgeous, babe!" @HRTMadeMeABat 💕💕💕 "@JennyWebtoes It wasn't blown up in the movie, true, but for 22 years they sure acted like it was. One of my favorite aspects of Jurassic World was that they FINALLY returned to the original island." "@ExistentialEnso Okay, see that I'll accept. I hadn't played that game but I do recall hearing it was on Isla Nublar and took place right after the events of the movie. But I still don't think it was an intentional sequel hook, and it seems like a lot of people thought it was?" @transwitchlexi Appearance: 10/10 Taste: 10/10 Smell: 10/10 Mouthfeel: 20/10 I FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT AS A KID IF ANYONE FOUND THAT CAN OF EXPIRED EMBRYOS EXACTLY ZERO INTERESTING THINGS WOULD HAPPEN "Why do people think the dropped shaving cream embryo container in the first Jurassic Park movie is a dropped opportunity for a sequel? ""There's enough coolant in there for 36 hours. The embryos have to be back here in San Jose by then.""" "@ContraPoints Natalie. None of the threads you've been making since your opinion hiatus have been bad. Your most recent one was your best yet & said things that needed to be said. Please, for your own health, just block the haters. You gain nothing from letting them torment you like this." @SunkenStoneShip https://t.co/pZWClwNZlB @dTrixieF Gosh I hope not! o.o @transwitchlexi omg ur not gonna believe this but im really gay too! in my defense tho have you SEEN girls???? "Ladies, is it gay to rub girlcocks with another girl? I mean the balls *would* be touching" @HRTMadeMeABat Saaaaaaaame! It's so funny that now I find such power and joy from reveling in how gay I am :3 @norintha @rCharlotteSmith They're pretty great @norintha @rCharlotteSmith That's probably a more fair way to put it. I just prefer how girls look and smell :P @rCharlotteSmith Best to just avoid them in my experience @HRTMadeMeABat omg are you saying we're both gay @SteampunkPenny @HRHStarflare Can confirm >_> @HRTMadeMeABat gay :P "@HRTMadeMeABat I mean, I do wanna pierce my nose..." @HRTMadeMeABat It looks so good on you hon!!! How am I dating someone so hot?! 😍💦 @ZJemptv We really are. I say all the time that trans women are unfairly cute. I baaaaaasically crush on every trans girl I see tbh >_> @rCharlotteSmith CONGRATS AAAAAAAA 💕💕💕 @rCharlotteSmith OMG CUTE Evergreen tweet https://t.co/LuJ5rGdp1Q "@squidlarkin She always has these rational, understandable takes/explanations but people wanna argue with shit she isn't saying." @HRTMadeMeABat oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh 😍💕💕💕 "@HRTMadeMeABat aaaaaaaa you look amazing, love! FUCK I'm gay for you 😍💕💦" @squidlarkin Same and saaaaaaaaame D: My favorite part of the Sense8 finale was when they fired a rocket launcher at R*y Bl*nchard's helicopter and he died in a fiery explosion @EmilyGorcenski oh gosh you are! 😍 "I'm not just excited for Inkling Girl & Ridley, I'm considering MAINING them both. Daisy is also really exciting to me! My reasons for not caring much for the Smash 4 newbies is really personal and yet I still feel catered to with Ultimate." "Something that really disappointed me about Smash 4 was almost none of the new characters I personally cared about. I don't play the Xeno games, or Fire Emblem, or Kid Icarus, or Bayonetta, or Final Fantasy, or Street Fighter. Ultimate is already an improvement in this regard." https://t.co/XIpDICjmEs "I'm usually a Peach main, but I really, REALLY like Daisy... If they have a pink alternate costume for her in Ultimate I think I have a new main." "I am deliriously happy that Inkling Girl is the ""main"" Inkling rep for the Smash Bros Ultimate advertising/cover/etc. Nothing against Inkling boys, I'm just a trans girl and I prefer the girl's hair" oh gosh I'm gay https://t.co/njMRY4c0rg "@emuchaton the tsa literally just eyeballs you what gender they think you are and if they think you're a girl and you have a penis, you get a patdown" "@ZJemptv What the fuck do they think ""get help for your gender dysphoria"" means? If they're going to ignore modern medicine they need to be consistent with it." @henryclerval_ @HtownDood https://t.co/cvpQySoEuF @ThatAintMarth N I C E Will my Gamecube controller WiiU adapter work with Switch? I'm still really proud of snagging that thing. Would love to be able to keep using it. "@GuildingLilly ""Trans lesbians are lying perverts. But like, in a neutral way.""" """Trans lesbians are lying perverts. But like, in a neutral way.""" My favorite neutral terms are the ones that require an entire minority group to be lying about their experiences. https://t.co/zE5nSpLR0A @GuildingLilly https://t.co/drL0Z8djaC I pluck and shave my nose hairs not because they poke out of my nostrils but because it makes booger management fucking impossible. SOMETIMES it's because I didn't see the reply. And this is the part where I lament the fact that I can't just up and tell the person I'm subtweeting who they are. "- I'm uncomfortable with you or what you said - You said something negative and I don't want to sound like I'm saying ""Yay! I like that shitty thing that happened to you!"" - You're embarrassing me - I strongly disagree with what you said" "When it comes to direct replies to things I've said, I give Likes liberally. If you're in my mentions, I'm Liking your reply If I don't, it's one of several possible reactions:" "@ExistentialEnso (this is criticism of Twitter and not what you said, for the record)" @ExistentialEnso lol fucking no one is going to actually understand what you're saying here @ZJemptv do terfs know what hormones are "@SleekNinjaMonk Aaaaaaaah our HRT anniversaries are only two days apart! I know weirdly a ton of people who started last June so maybe we both already knew this? Still, it's awesome!! And grats!!!" @Semiopath No hard feelings at all. The resolution is trans women should not be sent to men's prisons. I'm kinda gonna die on this hill. Hopefully you can understand why? "@Semiopath I'm not going to fight for prison abolition at the exclusion of all other solutions while trans women are being raped and murdered in men's prisons when an extremely simple short-term solution is easily achievable. One can fight for both at the same time, you know." @Semiopath Trans women should never be sent to men's prisons. Agreed? @ExistentialEnso But the first tweet in my thread should stand on its own regardless of one's opinion on prisons. "@ExistentialEnso Yeah the internet is terrible at understanding that kind of nuance. When I wrote ""If cis women go to women's prisons"" I put that ""if"" there specifically for my fellow leftists, many of whom might say, ""No one should go to prison"" in which case that's a different discussion." "I've gotten close enough to being misunderstood about my position on this enough times now that I'd like to spell it out: Abolish all prisons. Also, what I said above. These two opinions are not in conflict. I chose my words carefully, Leftist Twitter." "@Semiopath You know, in case you're mistaking me for a liberal :P I chose my words carefully. Prisons are terrible, but *IF* they're going to exist I'd like them to not dehumanize trans people. My tweet was more for liberals than written by one." "@Semiopath Abolish all prisons, actually" @SonicGurl98 Turns out the playable characters were the friends we made along the way @TheGoddessSara @amissChristine Omg cute! 💕 @Cosmos_Cookie @XylariaVG Innit @Cosmos_Cookie Samus's arch nemesis who happens to be an alien dragon @forivall @winterslex I'm extremely confused by your comment. Was I being pervy for wanting to play her? I'm a little distressed over being misread like that. I'm sorry if I grossed either of you out @winterslex Smash is cancelled @winterslex Midna still isn't playable is she "@Cosmos_Cookie @Kate_Bunni There have been either 4 or 5 Smash games depending on how you want to count them, and certain characters were retired between sequels for various reasons. Some of these characters haven't been seen since 2002" "@Cosmos_Cookie Because the assumption was this would just be a WiiU port like all the other WiiU to Switch ports, so no Ice Climbers, Snake, etc. Also no one was betting on Pichu." @Cosmos_Cookie Literally every Smash character is back @TheSacredJester Pretty much. Look at this this way: Real life has mechanical multiple choice too. Would someone tell a lesbian she's really bi because she technically can date a man whenever she wants? Same thing here. @LucyDEire love too play Fallout in my transgender suit And I think that's a smart approach! It's ultimately better for developers to give us those tools to make our characters as queer as possible. But insisting that mechanical multiple choice is the same as in-universe multiple choice is trading bi erasure for gay erasure. "At the same time, if you want your character to be bi or pan, then they are! The Western RPG genre is all about giving the player as much control over their player character as possible, so going forward, developers aren't going to ever want to limit a PC to *only* being gay." "So is that how we want to frame it? Might I suggest a better way? It's an role-playing game, so play your role, whatever it is. If you want your character to be a lesbian, the fact that the game mechanics technically allow you to romance a man shouldn't matter." "Saw a tweet saying the new AC game allowing you to romance either men or women makes the player character bi, not ""straight or gay"" And I understand the reasoning there. But that means that, going forward, Western RPGs will never have playable gay characters." @Cookie_2nd Cis people are weird & exhausting. @TransComics @LaurakBuzz I agree. I was mostly just sharing that bit of trivia since I had to discover it on my own months after it was added and definitely would've liked to know sooner. It's certainly table scraps but table scraps I got excited about. https://t.co/vlwv1qfKhu @LaurakBuzz Yeah it would have preferable to not confirm it initially in merely ancillary media. Also the voice line is a rather rare thing to hear in my experience so your point still stands. @LaurakBuzz Tracer has a voice line talking about Emily that has a chance to play on the King's Row map... but I get your point. @rCharlotteSmith That's completely understandable honestly @squidlarkin I've had the same thought myself GF's handle is adorable and I'm just now realizing I need to change it in my bio lol https://t.co/EdH3yONI6r @Anarcho_Vampire Queer3 @transwitchlexi Gosh same and I fucking love it @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/V4Emafbg4n @KentabooRex omg that sounds pretty gay of you to say~ Animal Crossing summoning circles is my favorite subgenre of art https://t.co/rd8Afr2M0U @liddytronic @deathpigeon @ValTheSpiderQ @hipsterpelagius Vikky's hatch rate is record-breaking @maritronic9k Yep! @liddytronic Yup! I announced it by @'ing her a couple days ago 💕 @KentabooRex The dehumanizing of trans people you don't even realize you're contributing to leads to our deaths. May every video game you play from this point on becomes less & less enjoyable until gaming itself leaves you with a void in your soul you will never be able to fill. https://t.co/849ZCnUOql Jen will be moving in soon! I gotta keep that in mind! And I'm seeing Kenna this summer. It's just hilarious how far away In picked my GFs :P Not that I really feel like I picked. Sort of just following my heart in both cases. "lol not only are both my girlfriends currently about 1,200 miles from me, they're in opposite directions fml" "@_Gardevoirite @Model_Omega Robert, literally the only thing that turned me away from you were the fucking words you typed out on thisvery ""harassment site.""" As a lesbian who plays video games I feel very catered to with Lesbian E3 2018 This has happened so many goddamn times of Twitter and I'm super thankful for it tbh I just really like making friends with other transes tfw you become such good friends with a trans girl you admire that it starts to just become a mutual friendship rather than an awkward fangirl thing @AmazonChique Fun fact but TERFs are literally incapable of recognizing what a receding hairline looks like @rCharlotteSmith @quatoria That's a powerful streamer brand @TheGoddessSara hey new person to block @dada78641 @Jewelots_ In the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie they're trying to put the stolen treasure back Best character in the MCU don't @ me https://t.co/j3SZ1a3eQb @pouchedfox (May I retweet this?) @ErinKathryn1 @JayeTweet Me too @pouchedfox oh g-gosh 😍 henlo 💕💦 @SteampunkPenny Mistress you're so sexy 💕 @Model_Omega Same @destroyeroftroy 💕💕💕 @destroyeroftroy I HAVE PERISHED Does this top make me look gay? :3 https://t.co/LimPEiwtuj "They said Starfield is next gen, and if they mean next gen consoles, then ESVI is a few years at least away, but I'm still pumped." "I know I'm late to the party, but Bethesda just acknowledging that Elder Scrolls VI is A Thing is super awesome!" @princessproto @TheGoddessSara OMG THEY LOOK SO CUTE "@emuchaton games hard and cold, butts soft and warm" @KentabooRex @zephyromatic I love her so much!! Wings on the back are so much better than the default you showed me. @TheGoddessSara I feel like I'm missing out on an important trans girl experience by still not owning a pair of these :P @emuchaton ah so we're at E3 2006 levels of accomplishment then @lmcgrew OMG I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE IN LIKE 20 YEARS BUT I WANTED THEM SO BAD @spectra_belle SAME @cordy_fox @KentabooRex Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 ALSO: I lost the smart phone accessory to my Figma Spider-Gwen figure and this comes with a (I'm pretty sure in-scale) replacement!! "I never liked dresses or Barbies as a kid, but I LOVE the idea of miniatures, which I often saw in doll houses, not that I was ever really allowed to have one My favorite LEGO series is City because of the miniature aspect I just love seeing ordinary, mundane things made small" Omg this is EXTREMELY up my alley https://t.co/NHBgG6Xuqt https://t.co/71V2JLqPIu @Bieeanda I like suggestive~ :3 And ur hot so there @KentabooRex @cordy_fox https://t.co/LDlfyffTsF "@Jewelots_ That's our boy. Our beautiful disaster, Dan Ryckert." Me: Gosh it's gonna be hard being so far away from my girlfriend for almost two months. It sometimes hurts to consider how much I miss her Also me: Oh yay new long-distance girlfriend! "And I know there's a disgusting habit in America of thinking that whatever awful shit that happens to a prisoner shouldn't be worried too much about since they're a criminal and thus ""deserve"" horrible shit, but if cis women go to women's prisons, trans women should. Period." @norintha lol I should get back to that I was in the final area @Gender_Pirate @KentabooRex @zephyromatic Thank you!!! 💕💕💕 @ExistentialEnso @laurelai_bailey omg not to butt in but that's adorable i love birbs :3 @trgrrl literally took a hit reading this tweet can we both be the weed girl "If you have any sympathy whatsoever for trans women, the fact that they are so routinely sent to men's prisons should horrify & infuriate you." @Hbomberguy The side of waffles is an interesting choice "@norintha This game will always make me think of you, love 💕" @norintha we should absolutely make a point to grab this! https://t.co/gxB72yVaPc "I don't think I have a single ""type"" when it comes to girlfriends but I do think it's cute/hilarious the ways in which @norintha & @KentabooRex are similar. Like I kinda just want to giggle at how weirdly specific my romantic interests can be." @KentabooRex @zephyromatic Imma snuggle that face as soon as your out here >:3 "@KentabooRex @zephyromatic She said the first part, *I* said the ""Our beautiful mess"" part, but close enough, love 💕💕💕 As I told you on Discord, it was a VERY metamour moment :3" @uselessneetgirl well guess what I just woke up from! @ZJemptv Trans women every time clueless cishets realize a shitty man is shitty: https://t.co/H6MN5arQ9X @Unmagical_Girl You're already at hot! :3 "@VenomMelendez The guys who made the Battletoads games aren't either, what's your point?" @cordy_fox Tell your friend: right now :3 "@maritronic9k You're gorgeous, love 💕" "@MorganBlancc Well get used to accepting hot, sister because you're hot" "I so badly want to be a trans mom to every newly hatched trans person, but limited spoons is a factor. SO FAR no one's plopped a newly out trans person in my lap when I didn't have the spoons for it but I'm sure that day is coming. Please keep this in mind, y'all. https://t.co/7piktO6oBN" @vec2_code_witch Nope! Ur hot :3 💕💕💕 @00d4n1 This is the real reason so many of us are poly transbians. None of us can get enough. How is it possible for trans girls to be so goddamn hot I'm a trans girl and even I don't understand it @MagsVisaggs I love cheeseburgers and my standards for what kinds of burgers I'll eat are pretty fucking low. IHOP was the one sit-down chain restaurant I knew I couldn't order a burger from. Notoriously horrible. "@ZJemptv ""Lesbians vs other lesbians that think a very specific subset of lesbians are icky""" "I came here to be gay and smoke pot and there seems to be plenty of both so let's get high and do gay, lewd things" Was anything more expected of me? https://t.co/UrUUSbrQEG "I literally don't even have to read the fucking article-- the last word in the title is ""himself."" Reading comprehension: Not the strong suit of nosey, bigoted cis people." @emuchaton did you get your gum situation sorted out @laurelai_bailey lol no idea but it's super common "4. As a lesbian, I'm contractually obligated to crush on Zarya https://t.co/ZdyIIOLDmB" "@KentabooRex and I were both topless for our first video chat, lol :V" Mistress is so amazing and unbelievably gorgeous. I can't believe I'm lucky enough to be her pet 💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny 3. I'm a D․Va main so she kinda feels like my wife already tbh https://t.co/dO90dWY1Fz 2. Would let Widowmaker do horrible things to me tbh https://t.co/0gl0yxm4Uh 1. Extremely gay for the extremely gay Tracer https://t.co/VdX8r0VbY3 Just a heads up this is gonna be mostly Overwatch women https://t.co/e3jwfC1BqF @mikerugnetta This website is free "At this rate I'm gonna be at 2k in a week, how even" "@ExistentialEnso Fuck those people, and fuck that asshole in particular. Seriously." Everyone should follow Lord Kristine if like dinosaurs and/or lewd dinosaurs https://t.co/wZiHqBN2ug "@SteampunkPenny Yes, Mistress!" "@norintha @SteampunkPenny I love you too, hon. SO much 💕" @TheMadMissMovie lol Raimi is one of the few film directors I don't much care for :P "@princess_stef69 But yeah I admire the shit out of you, girl 💕" @princess_stef69 STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW @rCharlotteSmith Don't need to. They told me it was them in DMs but I did guess right lol @rCharlotteSmith also i bet i know who this is >:3 "@rCharlotteSmith Awwwww Charlotte, you have fans! You followed me so quickly once I stepped into Trans Twitter I barely had a chance to get all fangirly with you" Who needs to even watch E3 live when I have my TL lol @FinalBossFemme @transwitchlexi https://t.co/jIYCk0Evso @Kalindlara Only if you want to! If you never use it then don't worry about it <3 My brand is an amphibian theme I've never actually done anything with "Oh, and Twitch, Steam... Discord has a #4439 and BNet is TransSalmndr with a #1962" "I'm on YouTube too under TransSalamander and I never do anything but comment sometimes Like, comment, and subscribe! Hit that bell for some reason!" "I don't think I could ever pare down my following count to 666, but I may as well End of Days that shit and keep it at 999 instead" @sylschinco Usually eggs don't know they're eggs. I say usually because I've met some poor souls that identify as eggs. @rCharlotteSmith I would consult the twink experts @emuchaton & @AliceAvizandum @Model_Omega You and @FinalBossFemme both have this powerful following count (or at least Dragon Mom DID... right at this very second it's 665 which I'm sure will be fixed soon :P) Casey Explosion has it too and it's the main thing keeping me from bugging her to follow me >_> "And since it's fresh on my mind: I changed my Tumblr username to transsalamander (used to be greensalamander) and registered the transsalamander name on Reddit as well. I doubt you'll ever seen me on Reddit, tho. Facebook is for IRL friends and family only." Trans girls who are following exactly 666 people are the most powerful in the dark arts To be able to resist the urge of undoing that magic... stunning. @XylariaVG Trans Tumblr was pretty active when I last used the site. I figured :P @princessproto Well you're an inspiration to me and I know many others. Thank you. 💕 I'm continually surprised by how far my words travel from this corner of the internet. I'm really glad people out there are enjoying it. (Hi Facebook! Hi Reddit! Hi Tumblr probably? I love you all 💕💕💕) "@princessproto Whew, okay, so I'm not mixing you up for someone else. In that case: YOU'RE MY HERO. HOW DO YOU EVEN TALK INTO A MIC I LOVE YOUR VOICE A LOT like, um, in a trans girl way" "@princessproto okay, because I have OCD (I second guess myself a lot) and am kinda freaking out a bit (in a good way): You... you've like, announced for GDQ, right? That's where I know you from. I think. Like I never see your tweets, is all. So like this is JUST the YouTubes watching me" "@princessproto @rCharlotteSmith Soon, sister Sooooooooon" @princessproto I've I've watched you on the YouTubes the YouTubes aren't allowed to watch back I'm pretty sure that's illegal @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @princessproto I am blushing WAY too hard @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! @princessproto @rCharlotteSmith WAIT FUCKIN' WHAT @rCharlotteSmith CHARLOTTE >_< @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks hot I did too! @laurelai_bailey Oops All Fascism princess proto follow me you adorable coward @HeckingJen it's a meep morp for your ears @hypnokittymaid omg your activating my brat instincts HARD wanna tattle it's illegal for trans girls on Twitter who I admire to quote tweet me without following me I just decided @hypnokittymaid This kind of thing is why dommes lock sluts up in the first place you silly kitty :P @ComradCapacitor @liddytronic Nothing's an mmorpg anymore. Have they ever used that term for Destiny even though that's what it is? I think they try to avoid that genre name nowadays. @jayne_pea those fuckers in albany have some explaining to do @FulguroBoy @princessproto A chaser is a cishet man who fetishizes trans women An egg is a trans person who doesn't know it yet Sometimes the two act similarly. When you repress your gender long enough it can sometimes result in an interest/obsession in people who transitioned. @NotEvenDreams I LIKE IT WHEN THEY GET PUFFY @princessproto you're braver than our troops tbh @princessproto lol I meant it mostly as new Twitter followers but I can only imagine what streamers get @emuchaton all i got left is fruit stripe gum Question for my fellow puffy nip owners: If I get my nips pierced will they lose the ability to get puffy? Seems like they would. @emuchaton are you open to the idea of mutual teasing with another cutie asking for a friend @transwitchlexi Queersar "@Kalindlara If I were to put on my Cis Glasses, my first throught was it was agrown man with the voice of a little girl. But her shoulders aren't THAT wide and she's wearing mascara At the VERY LEAST she looked ten+ years older than she sounded" @emuchaton less wholesome and more holesome is the character in the kingdom hearts trailer with the antenna hair trans Wreck-It Ralph is the Wario to Kingdom Hearts' Mario "Kingdom Hearts 3, where cartoon characters Donald & Goofy become video game characters so they can travel to other cartoon worlds like Wreck-It Ralph, where they can become video game characters" @SheGayFay same @queer_queenie Us: Will it be good? Todd: ... Todd: It's four times bigger!! "@ComradeCallie Fuck yeah, same 💕 Being a girl is 10/10 imo" @rCharlotteSmith omg charlotte stop being unbearably cute @xxviios @AliceAvizandum Bethesda needs to just stop making main quests. @ARedPandaPlush @KentabooRex omg what gave away that it was her? I thought I was so good at keeping it a secret :3 @ARedPandaPlush @KentabooRex Assumed who it was or that we'd do gay things? :P @CodComrade pee is stored in the maze-like insides of women "@AliceAvizandum I stopped playing the story when they wouldn't let me shoot my not-son. Fuck you, I wanna roleplay! My character thinks he's an abomination! No, you can't adopt him, asshole, let's just leave him in the exploding secret base! Fuck! That story was unbearable." @norintha Same. The way Giant Bomb hosts streams can be entertaining though so I might watch some later. I've really felt that in the past 5 years or so E3's have been getting less and less interesting. "@rCharlotteSmith @sarahlicity All the more reason to start regularly visiting the discord, I guess" "I love video games and I don't know that I'm terribly interested in watching E3 this year. Might try watching a Giant Bomb ""We Talk Over"" video later. I dunno." @rCharlotteSmith @sarahlicity Oh no! Fuck D: I'm gonna miss her "@norintha @KentabooRex Thank you, love! 💕💕💕" @KentabooRex ME TOOOOOOOOO You'll be visiting this summer. We'll see each other before we know it 💕 (You know part of the reason I bragged about you just now because YOU wanted to brag about me :P) @MattyFranklyn You mean wacky tabacky!? @spacetwinks There's literally no reason Banjo-Threeie hasn't happened yet. Not after this. @rCharlotteSmith What's your Twitch account? I'll turn on notifications if I haven't already. "@ComradeCallie I'm not watching the stream but the fact that this is coming out before Banjo-Threeie makes me wanna break someone. I mean, something. Maybe someone." @transscribe I love that the last shot was of the strap on. This episode was so clearly made for the fans and I feel extremely catered to. @norintha aaaaaaa i'm not doing any of this i swear *whines* This song is kinda @SatanaKennedy's brand tbh @MommunistFriend OMG CUTE @norintha 💕💕💕 "There's a really special connection that we feel. We're following our hearts to wherever they're leading us, which it's looking like will be into each other's arms 💕💕💕" "I have an announcement, everyone! My newest girlfriend is ready to let us brag about each other on Twitter! @KentabooRex! I wanna do extremely gay things with her like holding hands and kissing :3" @FairlyLip @rCharlotteSmith @ComradeCallie omg how could you "@FairlyLip @rCharlotteSmith @ComradeCallie I, um, I care! Just for the record >_>" @rCharlotteSmith Close enough :P @FairlyLip @ComradeCallie @rCharlotteSmith Honestly it's pretty self-explanatory. Thanks to @rCharlotteSmith for alerting me to this song's existence https://t.co/HPd7vskulv "@ZJemptv lol she sounds like a cartoony 80s villain. Who says that? It's not even like you said ""Everyone loves me"" and she replied to that. She just really needed to insult you like a 2nd grader all of the sudden." @rCharlotteSmith @hypnokittymaid She knows :P @SapphicEllyCat #truefacts @shivvykitty Ah. Yeah she's somewhat infamous in that way. Weren't you part of the Discord she ran? I know we're mutuals on here but it's been long enough since we talked I'm kinda blanking on details. "@Weird_Autumn27 @ComradeCallie WHOLESOME, RELATABLE TWEET" Mantis is one of my favorite characters in the MCU and I will fite her haters https://t.co/1mZewStgoY @hypnokittymaid Much better to just smooth it all out and make it look cute & femme! I love it! I might have to look into getting one like this~ "@hypnokittymaid I just love the look of it! I love cages but doing it that way smooths everything out which I am 1,000% into" @hypnokittymaid aaaaaa that sounds hot i wanna be locked up >_< "@AliceAvizandum Which in no way is related to a specific porn subgenre you're really into. Largely coincidence, really" "@hypnokittymaid (Are you tucking into a chastity belt? Sounds uncomfortable, I wanna try :D)" @hypnokittymaid What a good girl :3 @hypnokittymaid oh gosh yes! "One thing I learned is pot can cause gum disease? I was already at risk for that and I would've liked to have known that sooner, honestly. I probably don't floss enough so it's not like my gums would've been perfect without pot, but I think it's likely I made it worse." "The title of this is misleading. They show both sides and as someone who's pro-legalization, I felt they did a good job defending the idea it should be legal everywhere. https://t.co/marPLJgVjn" "Added hilarity: I don't remember what his original MSRB was, but it sure as fuck wasn't $190 or even $150. MAYBE $100, but even that was too steep for most kids & collectors. He's bigger than a Leader Class toy so that's at least >$40, but he's still worth barely $20." "(Granted, BBTS usually overcharges for imports, so this might be closer to $150 or so, but this toy is barely worth $20, which I'm pretty sure is what I paid for it two decades ago)" Fun fact about this figure: Almost 20 years ago it was one of the biggest shelfwarmers ever. It took so long to move most places ended up discounting it heavily. It's not a great toy & the robot mode has its ape ass cheeks behind its head. Anyway they're re-releasing it for $200 https://t.co/2bllwHsozY "@jo_just_jo_ok @SteampunkPenny My tortie, Takkun, is quiet 90% of the time, but that means she knows that when she does meow I pay attention (even if it's usually just ""I want wet food!"")" "Bastion cannot do what McCree does, and it's silly to even imply otherwise. I dunno, I just think grouping them all up won't really help new players." "I know that the different types of characters on the select screen were chosen primarily to make the list easier to read, but if there was EVER a significant difference between Defense and Offense heroes, that difference has not gone away now that they're all ""Damage.""" @deathpigeon https://t.co/3RXOjyBXrv @jo_just_jo_ok @SteampunkPenny Omg she's a cutie!! 💕 @jo_just_jo_ok @SteampunkPenny Me tooooooo! 💕💕💕 "@Evelyntually @EllieODaire They're mint flavored to mask a much worse flavor that I can still taste. Ass + mint technically includes mint but can't accurately be described as merely ""mint""" @shivvykitty Omg did you date her too? Or you're talking about about another girl who was similarly shitty? "@Mistress_Emme Yeah she does that. A lot. Blocked me, Mistress, Jen, Charlotte... basically most of that entire friend group. She loves to burn bridges." "I really, truly don't want to start shit. I mean, she really emotionally hurt my girlfriend & I but like, she has a decent following on Facebook and this t-shirt thing might gain her some amount of notoriety. I don't need discourse of that scale in my life right now." "She was interviewed for the daily dot, which is where I just learned it was her. I feel weird" "Oh my fuck the ""Fuck TERFs"" t-shirt that teespring banned was made by my abusive ex. I don't regret at all my part in spreading the word about teespring's blatant transphobia but this is still bizarre to find out about like a week later." @ZJemptv Why don't cis people understand what transphobia means https://t.co/FbyYiBvrUy @ComradeCallie YES PLEASE "Mistress, after groping my nipples for the 3rd or 4th time tonight: ""I have to go to sleep, why do you keep tempting me with your big luscious titties"" I'm just laying here >_____<" OH FUCK IT'S JUST A NIGHT OF SENPAIS Y'ALL https://t.co/uQMEppzE4g "The Jurassic Park series diminished use of Parasaurolophus and why it's bullshit, a stoned rant by Katlyn G 1 / 243" "@MsJamieClayton @sense8 @netflix I know so many trans people who say this show helped them come out. It's an incredibly important piece of art that will be cherished among the queer community forever. Thank you so, so much 💕" @destroyeroftroy @punchmistress @the_coral_fang Hell if you told me in *2001* that Polaroids would still be a thing in 20 years I wouldn't have believed you. "Yes it's time once again to play 🤮CHASER🤮 OR 🥚EGG🥚 *audience cheers, theme music starts playing*" @EllieODaire Oh those are the ones that taste terrible lol @ToBePunished @rCharlotteSmith It was just recently put on Netflix "@squidlarkin I mean, talk to me in like a year or so and I'd be down, lol And I'm probably not the only one" @emuchaton but then what would I do with my HANDS? gosh Emu did you even consider that every time i tweet this weird fangirl shit it reduces my chances of ever getting followed by her lol "*balloons & confetti fall from the ceiling, a banner with SENPAI NOTICED ME descends into view* https://t.co/PvomHSJofe" @ComradeCallie (At that point it'll probably hit 6970+ before you can screenshot it :P) "@ComradeCallie @WCWedin It just showed up in my notifcations and I was like, ""Yeah this is probably about someone being gay/horny/slutty on main""" @WCWedin @ComradeCallie OMG YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME AND CALLIE >////////< @WCWedin @ComradeCallie https://t.co/S4E0FYI0TC @upandoutcomic https://t.co/GY7XGs7N95 @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny 😍😍😍💦🔥💕 "@sarahlicity @rCharlotteSmith It DOES however sound like something a little girl ashamed of the fact that she still need diapers would say, tho" @WynneCluster *silly to try to reign that in "@WynneCluster The number of genders is and always will be undefined, effectively infinite. It's still to try to reign that in." yes homo "@rCharlotteSmith @sarahlicity I dunno, those sound like big girl words to me And yet she's in diapers..." @sarahlicity @rCharlotteSmith Awwww baby Carrots has degwees :3 @rCharlotteSmith Awwwwww baby Carrots :3 @sarahlicity @rCharlotteSmith This is it. This is Charlotte's brand. @merzb0w #truefacts @transwitchlexi @ContraPoints And she's eerily good at playing a trans lesbian i felt very called out >_> "@bulbafren @ArthroSkeleton You're right. I pinned this new tweet in its place. It really adds to the whole tweet, honestly." @norintha I know that feeling well. Recently completing my Pokedex left me feeling that way. @norintha aaaaaaaa being polyam fucking rocks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa NICE https://t.co/9dfAK7L6BD "Her ex whom she just broke up with is still mutuals with her here and she's not ready to be public about it but we both really wish we could. This girl is so amazing, y'all." Sooooo I did the lesbian thing and now we're girlfriends after only seriously getting to know each other for 2 days. BUT before that we were mutuals for MONTHS so it's slightly less silly >_> My sweet girl 💕💕💕 https://t.co/28lDFYdmXa "Both Mistress & I have been flirting with girls online and planning meet ups and after I confirmed to her this cutie I've been crushing on wants to visit us this year, Mistress goes ""Oh my god baby how are we gonna have this much sex?"" How is this even my life wtf" @queer_queenie We really are It's so unfair like I can only get so gay @hypnokittymaid Thought you might like it! @Weird_Autumn27 girlfriend... limit? what is this concept you speak of? rly wanna have a cutie shove my face in her crotch rn tbh @HeckingJen @norintha I feel very made fun of @HeckingJen @norintha it's a tweet about unicorns https://t.co/AnXFRj5Ecl "@norintha I would love to hang out with Rosa. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine, love, but why was this suggested in a ""I love unicorns"" quote tweet?" @trgrrl g-girls @norintha @lady_cantido @SteampunkPenny ??? @trgrrl i'm m a les lesbib lesbiab @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/ZRZoch0OnP @ComradeCallie h-help i'm being bullied on twitter dot com >_< @ComradeCallie >///////////< @ComradeCallie that that occasionally describes me >_> @ComradeCallie y-you find that hot? >____>;;; @waitworry @Cosmos_Cookie oh shit i really want this cream now "@Cosmos_Cookie lol I think for trans women ED is just called ""having a girlcock""" @transwitchlexi seriously though the best thing in the world would be flying in a spaceship with just a bunch of other lesbians "@emuchaton oh gosh, you're not going to believe this, but... same" "also, nice https://t.co/CZh8vJoV9X" "Oh damn I just passed 1,900 followers! I'm gonna have to start planning for what I should do for 2k, huh?" Accurate description of what crying feels like for trans women on HRT https://t.co/SP6Twde0tY @KentabooRex I actually love crying on HRT. It's so much better. "Read my girlfriend's newest lewd story! And given the subject matter, I'm just gonna tag @hypnokittymaid :P https://t.co/Lq3B68hooT" "I should've hashtagged it to begin with, but fuck it: #Sense8 is really something else when you watch the finale with 30 other queer people. It's the way it was intended to be enjoyed, as far as I'm concerned. I'll remember that night forever 💕" "SHE'S TOO CUTE, Y'ALL https://t.co/wpyaMrCi26" "@creatrixtiara @avatar_izzy @NoraReed If that's the criteria, that must be what did it for me because I follow them too. This is an older thread tho. Will unblocked me when a fan @'ed him to ask" @HeckingJen Morning! 💕💕💕 Feeling particularly gay today ngl ✨🏳️‍🌈✨ "Went to a super queer Sense8 finale party with so, SO many hot trans people last night omg. Lots of making out after the finale! It was... extremely gay and it sounds like this won't be the last party like this~ 💕🏳️‍🌈💕" "@KentabooRex Born in California, moved to Colorado when I was 3, then back to California when I was 14, then back to Colorado when I was 25 and I've lived in CO ever since. And there was moving between cities in each state. I consider CO my home state but you can see why it's not simple lol" "@transwitchlexi (But seriously, I can't judge a band by one song. If you have a favorite song or songs from them, let me know and I'll listen <3)" "This line of attack from TERFs always confused me. Some of us do self-diagnose, and personally I think that's fine. But a LOT of us DID get help. That's WHY we transitioned. If they're going to dismiss the opinions of modern medicine outright, they need to be consistent with it https://t.co/hwLiaxALVs" "@transwitchlexi THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED BAD BAD NOT GOOD CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS" @CaseyExplosion Saaaaaame I also was a regular on /co/ for a number of years @DiracDrynx Looks great! @FinalBossFemme So pretty~ 😍 @00d4n1 soft cute girl with kissable lips :3 @ZJemptv https://t.co/Vl3z13uOoz @AnneOfLeaves Well I love becoming friends with new trans girls! You just earned yourself a follow 💕 @KentabooRex 😘😘😘 @FauxPup You weren't @emuchaton [thinks about if it should be pronounced butt hole or buth olé] "@mosswyrm gosh, I hope not since same" @TransEthics https://t.co/oIdkoolpvP gosh you ever just think about doing gay things with girls "@AliceAvizandum Having two boobs is pretty nice, gotta say" @TheGoddessSara THIS IS SUCH A MOOD "I've said this before in a more joking manner, but seriously: If you think you're a cishet guy and the best orgasms come from fantasizing you're a lady with another lady, PLEASE consider transitioning. It'll change your life." "@SwindledAgain I had a ton of that as well. Once I tried sex and realized I didn't like it as much as I thought I would, I fell back on this idea that I guess I just prefer sexual fantasies like being a girl instead of being sexual with other people. I'm really glad I sorted all this out, lol" "@squidlarkin My first impression from only one of their songs was negative, but I can't really fairly say I hate them :P That name just felt particularly ironic because I rarely have strong negative feelings about most music I encounter." "While shopping with Mistress a couple days ago there was a song playing on the radio that was just fucking terrible imo and I was just about to share that thought, the song ended and the DJ said the band was called Bad Bad Not Good. Props for their honesty, tbh" "Sister was awesome & was the quickest to catch on Brother isn't speaking to me (ironically NOT because I came out) so I dunno Mom still doesn't fully get it but she's supportive Given that all my life I was told I acted & thought more like a girl, no one should've been surprised https://t.co/whoKZPaLZy" @AliceAvizandum now this this is why I'm following you @BoringNerdyKate sound pretty gay tbh~ @PeterAarons I'll be watching tonight at a viewing party a friend is throwing! "I wanted a significant other. I REALLY wanted sex. But once I got both? Only took 3 years to unravel everything I assumed about my sexuality. Until I got my gender sorted out, sex wasn't at all something I was interested in. One half of the equation was always wrong." "I've mentioned before that I didn't even lose my virginity until just a few years before coming out. I basically never dated, either. I craved companionship for all those years, but looking back I think I conflated testosterone-driven lust with my sexuality." @TheGoddessSara omg that's such a coincidence I was just about to tell you what a good girl you are! super cute too~ 😘💕 "@PrequelMemesBot No, they won't! What, you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that!?" Heterosexuality is so weird How did I spend so long thinking I was hetero smh @AliceAvizandum oh hey it's the crossdresser flag This is why I say TERFs want us dead. Because they do. https://t.co/vL18opZ0XY @sapphixy Thank you! 💕 @TheGoddessSara @SapphicEllyCat Omg 😍💕 "@JimSterling Thank you for saying this, Jim 💕" "@TripleStaff I definitely didn't have it to this degree when I was more hormonally similar to a man, tho" must we https://t.co/31u9ppkpJC So much emotional stuff happened tonight I almost forgot that this is going on too. Explains the headache & difficulty sleeping. "I'm not doing that much better, honestly." I've counted like 6 people on my timeline feeling incredibly depressed. @rCharlotteSmith Uuuuuuuuhhhhh you'll note I clearly labeled it a scientific fact "@Kalindlara You're never talking to much, hon 💕💕💕" @Kalindlara You're not a bother. You're NEVER a bother. I'm just low enough on spoons that I'm having trouble finding comforting words. Sorry. I tend to spread myself really thin for people I love. I really wish I could help. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight @Kalindlara I guess trying to find another doctor would something to consider as well "@Kalindlara That's not true at all. You WILL find someone. I know it doesn't seem like it now, but you're a kind, loving girl who deserves to be loved" @Kalindlara You could ask around about gray market stuff. I know estrodiol at least is surprisingly easy to get. @Kalindlara HRT prescription? "@Kalindlara You're fine, hon, truly." "@Kalindlara I hope it'll be better for YOU. I'm doing... mostly okay right now. I can tell you're in a dark place, tho :/" @Kalindlara I wish I could help. I really wish I could share the happy bits of my life with every one of my friends. I've had a rough few hours with Mistress so I'm just a bit emotionally vulnerable. @Kalindlara i'm really sorry @rCharlotteSmith It's probably not too healthy to waste your time on questions like these :/ "@Cookie_2nd That does help, thank you 💕💕💕" @Kate_Bunni You'll get there! I know it! :3 "(Nothing's even remotely official yet, I'm just being a big lesbian about this who wants to make everything official after NOT EVEN A DAY of chatting/flirting but I can't help but think about what it'd be like to add another)" Much like with cats I won't be able to stop myself it's looking like >_> "Thinking about the prospect of adding another cutie to the polycule feels a LOT like considering whether or not I should get another cat Thoughts of ""Surely I only have the emotional energy for who I already have, right?"" keeping popping up in my head." @upandoutcomic As a Confirmed Gay™ I give you permission to call yourself gay as much as you want @00d4n1 Omg it is isn't it! Awesome :3 @ExistentialEnso twitter's really silly "@00d4n1 gosh no, you're a super cute girl, silly! 💕 source: am very gay~" @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem @TheDoctors_Life @quatoria So that's a yes? @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @quatoria Didn't we establish that's what you do when you've peed yourself? ;3 "@norintha We really are, it's pretty great~" "Forgot a few words, dammit! We typed out those sentences AT THE SAME TIME. Like we keep having that weird connection where we're on the same wavelength!" https://t.co/HDgl48R6tw @TheGoddessSara Girl crotches are something else and it's a CRIME we don't talk about this enough @Ruby_Lastname YYYUUUUP "This cutie I'm flirting with, I swear... she's shy about revealing who she is for the time being, but I just had to share the fact that we typed out our love of having our faces shoved into/buried in girls' crotches 💕💕💕 We're pretty gay, y'all https://t.co/JlA4AeUIMT" @rCharlotteSmith @quatoria Is that a brand of diaper? @KentabooRex *giggles mischievously* "Sweet mother, I cannot weave ggirl,,s" @KentabooRex 💕🔥😍🔥💕 @odinsdream OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR! @norintha (If you don't already know her lol) @norintha She has her reasons for not wanting to share who she is right now but good news for you: She really wants to visit Colorado so I'm sure you'll meet her :3 "and btw, I'm someone that likes, unironically enjoys, mcdonalds IHOP sucks it's always like a thousand little problems with everything they make, but mostly it's bland and unmemorable" "STILL FLIRTING WITH THAT MUTUAL BTW Goddess, I'm gay." @ComradeCallie https://t.co/f32cKDQXec "It's breakfast IHOP is becoming IHOb because breakfast Also, their food is really shitty" @annamoonesyou so pretty omg! 😍💕😍 @ComradeCallie It's an amazing album and this is one of my favorite songs on it. Who is he even singing about? The vagueness is fascinating. @ComradeCallie https://t.co/ioIj3kdnQQ "@WesthaverEmily It needs to be more widely talked about. When I first started experiencing this I thought I was being irrational. A lot of it's based on hormones, so it makes sense. Thank you for the advice! Definitely doing the 420 thing today and it's helping 💕" @Queer_Kara oh wait i have bun ears "@Queer_Kara hi, my name is polyam Transformers furry kink communism Star Wars head pats dinosaurs welcome to my twitter account that is mostly just transbian thirst I dunno, it might have meme potential." "I think I'd want to redesign Lara before I get her immortalized in a fursuit. I don't really love the color of her fur. Dark green was picked because I got impatient, lol" @ADirtyTrans proud of u! :3 :3 :3 :3 @alina_aaltonen Hell yes that counts! "@ADirtyTrans Jen, hon, you should write your story :P" @emuchaton gosh your heckin cute 😍💦 @transwitchlexi This is one of the first things I learned never to talk about on Leftist Twitter. It's really frustrating. "@SteampunkPenny @WesthuizenSarah I assume you're talking about me, Mistress? Twitter's acting weird and I'm not seeing all the replies in this thread" (I own way too many therapod plushies lol) New plush frens! https://t.co/84m8FwUpPN @ToniMills69 I mean just keep flirting with cute trans girls and you'll start to meet everyone :P @WesthuizenSarah omg i'm gay too which makes me qualified to say: ur a cutie @ToniMills69 Even us dinosaur witches dabble in weed magic 🌳 @BaileyJayTweets objectively the best bread oh my gosh a mutual and I did that lesbian thing where neither of us knows the other is crushing on them and we're freaking out about it in dms lol I'm a dinosaur witch We summon familiars from fossils and ride pterosaurs @XieKitchin @hipsterpelagius @gwen_no_fear She tries so hard to avoid it and yet it never works. It's frustrating to watch. @focolaire Like real talk I've wanted this all my life Cramps are part of my symptoms though which makes doing just about anything more difficult @transwitchlexi Congrats! 💕💕💕 @focolaire Oh i still love the affirmation lol @Caudlewag Pretty sure this movie being played so much on the Disney Channel in the early 90's was responsible for my being a furry @StebMcDreb hot tbh "(no points for guessing how my morning has been going, lol)" Fun fact: PMS can happen to trans women @StebMcDreb I bet I'd crush on it! @TheGoddessSara Omg I wanna join even more now! @rCharlotteSmith @FrillyHyena @KrakenXae @PlushieCS @Triclinia how how do you say bank @TheGoddessSara I wanna be on this server specifically to have some of these ranks tbh @transwitchlexi Can we fucking curse him with dick rot please @KentabooRex Hotttttt "@ToniMills69 @transwitchlexi It's like poetry, they rhyme" @KentabooRex That's probably true and I'll admit I'm fangirling a bit thinking about it >_> "@squidlarkin I don't even particularly want long hair either, but I know that helps in gendering me correctly too. If I were a cis girl I'd be pretty butch." "@squidlarkin I just hate having to put it on. Sometimes on special occasions I'll have Mistress help me, but usually I go without. I don't think I pass as cis with or without makeup, but I read as trans without makeup and that gets me gendered correctly enough." I kind of hate makeup but I really hate the unique flavor of pressure it puts on trans women My vagina has a first name it's OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD My vagina has a second name it's GIVE-IT-TO-ME-NOW @CareBearCase All I know about Albany is they call hamburgers steamed hams "LISTEN, not all trans girls know each other, and it's kinda fucked up that you'd just ASSUME that but yea we fucked a few times and she's still part of my extended polycule, why do you ask?" "None of us are willing and only some of us are able, but ALL of us are WELL aware. Does the writer of this analysis also walk around their office when the AC breaks saying ""How about this heat""?" "(The rest of the sentence is ""and grandparents"" so you're not missing much extra context)" "Twitter, just... fuck off and sit down https://t.co/HlZonKKTBI" @NetflixLifee What Family Actually Means - #Sense8 season 2 episode 9 can I have a vagina now please this is the worst actually @hypnokittymaid the fact that no one has done this to me is deeply unfair @emuchaton you're like neo in the matrix except instead of seeing code you just see millions of butts @emuchaton does your clock have butts instead of numbers "@gwen_no_fear I totally understand why she's feeling this way and she's under no obligation to tweet, but I'm sick of trans women being silenced." @AntifaAnne heckin same @00d4n1 I'm like 99% sure I'd love your accent tbh 😍😍😍 "(For the record my bet is ""parody"")" Siri show me Poe's Law https://t.co/1kWqfCQ3wU "@Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton Impeccable, I assume" @Kate_ZJ @CaseyExplosion That's the one! Thank you! @maritronic9k You mean a cabbit? :D @BarbiturateCat My first rat was named Splinter! I miss that goofball <3 @SteampunkPenny ooooh yes Mistress~ 😍💦 "@ComradeCallie i mean, goals" "Current gender: bun girl looking to cuddle cute predator girls (dogs, foxes, cats, etc)" @rCharlotteSmith @ButchyBanana heck yeah https://t.co/Ov5GfLTxkh @squidlarkin goals tbh @ToniMills69 @CodComrade h-heckin gosh~ 💦 @hipsterpelagius Irish accents were what prompted my tweet actually lol @thefirefly14 omg yes 😍😍😍 @MagsVisaggs Omg congrats!! @MattyFranklyn Matty ur accent is hot @MattyFranklyn Non-US accents :P @Sirius7dk @annaRoseShadow Omg Scottish accents are 😍💕💯 "@CaseyExplosion @petercoffin Um, fuck yes I'll be there that sounds awesome" A trans girl I follow had a stream recently and I had never heard her voice before and I just... omg I love accents "@annaRoseShadow Not specifying since I kind of love them all But like... if you're from the UK I'll probably crush on your accent, personally. And I know that's not just one accent. I'm really not that picky." @TheGoddessSara Honestly I'm ever gayer than I was a second ago that's how powerful these eyebrows are girls with accents rt if you agree @TheGoddessSara OOF fuck I'm gay "It's like, my dude, there are two T's mere feet away from you. Couldn't tell exactly what his opinion on everything was. Too noisy in this restaurant." "Elderly fellow explaining to his wife the supreme court decision over the cake thing literally 6 feet away from us. ""LGBT crowd"" was a phrase that was used." I fucking LOVE that a Radfem coined the term. It's the most perfect irony. "This is why TERFs want ""TERF"" to be considered a slur. It's the most harmless, fair, technical description of their views yet they recognize that in the 21st century, even people on the fence will side-eye someone who excludes trans people outright." """[TERF] was meant to be a deliberately technically neutral description of an activist grouping"" https://t.co/6DNsMwhMe4" "@squidlarkin It's interesting that the inventor of the word points out that ""radfem"" and even ""feminist"" can and have been used as slurs. Why aren't TERFs also angry at people using ""feminist"" as a slur I wonder? 🤔🤔🤔" @CaseyExplosion (I wish I could find the video for this presentation but I can't think of any string of words to search for that won't be just about goober gate. I know Patrick Klepek was co-hosting the panel as I recall. That's all I remember for sure) "@CaseyExplosion It was fucking scary to see just a few months later she was the first major target in the new era of the internet. I don't know if any of her harassers knew about that presentation she gave, but the timing was eerie." "@CaseyExplosion Before Goober Gate (which is starting to feeling like its own era designation like BC & AD) Zoe Quinn had a really cool presentation at a convention where she talked about how if you actually reply to trolls like a human being, they'll often back down and apologize." @casiosuzuki @RealTankieHours I literally clicked the full picture trying to see if it was somehow a photo from the set @Kingdomcub There are days where I wish my existence wasn't politicized. But I don't get to change that. That was forced upon myself and everyone like me. "@CaseyExplosion @teespring Even if TERF was somehow a slur and not merely a descriptor, it would be a slur specifically describing hateful bigots. I can't think of any similar examples of such a thing, but I'm gonna go ahead and say those kinds of ""slurs"" get a pass We need to be intolerant of intolerance" Oh nice! Gonna play the shit out of Overwatch this weekend it looks like! https://t.co/bfkwlL8iPP I think I need to look into when and where my local Obsessive Follower Count Watchers Anonymous meetup is "I don't know when the next one is coming, but I am 1,000% ready for the next Lemon Demon album Spirit Phone is seriously one of my favorite albums of all time." @TheDoctors_Life @rCharlotteSmith @xKatNoelle @Kate_Bunni Fool of a Took! The flip side of feeling really validated by a cis lesbian who respects my gender & sexuality is when I encounter a cis lesbian who wants to yell at me for calling myself a lesbian I get really bummed out @ErichJaeger @AnchoriteAirmed Pretty much "@SalemSpooks @HentaiSharky @squidlarkin I'm actually female. Not sure where you got the idea I was male. And I've never once had sex with a man. Your definition of lesbian is pretty limiting, but I still count 💕" "@ErichJaeger @AnchoriteAirmed Trans exclusionary radical feminist. Literally just an acronym to describe transphobic bigots, but said bigots want you think think it's hate speech against them" @norintha @lady_cantido Jen why are you all the way over there D: @norintha @lady_cantido YES THIS @rCharlotteSmith Well good news there's so many girls talking about that "@rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni I know numbers can get confusing, but are you 2 or 4, hon?" "@rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @lewdspacegem @Kate_Bunni gosh, same it's so good" @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @lewdspacegem @Kate_Bunni gosh you must be desperate to just say it out loud like that~ @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni silly pup @TheGoddessSara Sounds like she really likes diapers tbh @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @lewdspacegem @Kate_Bunni but charlotte that's your brand we've been over this @TheGoddessSara She's too fucking adorable and I'm too gay for this tbh @rCharlotteSmith Much better :3 And only because you're so fun to tease~ "@rCharlotteSmith lol I can barely domme at all and sometimes being called mom makes me feel dysphoric >___> (I'm fine right now, tho)" "@lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni can confirm, heckin gay" @rCharlotteSmith I felt so too. @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni Mmmmmm sub feels~ "@rCharlotteSmith I didn't either but now I'm second guessing myself. If it was, I encouraged it. I don't blame you." @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni right!? @TheDoctors_Life @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem @Kate_Bunni Yeah young lady where's your diaper @rCharlotteSmith I'm not 100% sure if this was over the line for her or not tbh. She gets upset when other people domme me and I'm feeling really sad about it now. I really do try not to fuck up that rule but I get swept up in stuff sometimes @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @lewdspacegem @Kate_Bunni See? You already made a mess. Definitely need a change now! @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni lol you're not my Mistress nice try @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni omg you're right the mental image is too adorable to be mad at :3 @lady_cantido @norintha @rCharlotteSmith >_______< @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni omg charlotte I am so sub mad at you right now @rCharlotteSmith @PixlSheep I'M NOT EITHER HOW DID THIS HAPPEN @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni fffffuuuuuuck that weird combination of embarrassment and flattered is a real trip @rCharlotteSmith @norintha JEN OMG MY OWN GIRLFRIEND BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS @TheDoctors_Life @rCharlotteSmith @Kate_Bunni *whines* @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni I'm actually blushing staaaaaahp @rCharlotteSmith is B U L L Y I N G me on twitter DOT com and I will NOT stand for it @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni how did this even happen omg @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni n-nOT DIAPERS @TheDoctors_Life @rCharlotteSmith @Kate_Bunni NO THIS I JUST HAVE A HUMILIATION KINK THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni no I'm just high this is bullying @rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni HEY WAIT A SEC "@rCharlotteSmith @TheDoctors_Life @Kate_Bunni That hot meme reference is not as hot as the mess you need changing, young lady" @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks omg this is starting to sound kinda gay @ToniMills69 @rCharlotteSmith @Kate_Bunni @TheDoctors_Life https://t.co/2CPbmpRqqg @cosmicdicks @ADirtyTrans Are you accepting multiple volunteers? @cosmicdicks yes @rCharlotteSmith @Kate_Bunni @TheDoctors_Life does that mean you need a diaper change? @cosmicdicks hot :3 @rCharlotteSmith Your reputation precedes you :P @cosmicdicks omg I was literally just thinking about how much I'd like to have a girldick in my mouth how did you do that @emuchaton emu why do you live in like the north pole or wherever and not closer to where I live it's so unfair honestly "@Dragamation I don't know if this is something that's exclusive to the Ultra games. If it's not, you only need to get 300. (Awwww you're so sweet thank you! 💕)" @emuchaton gosh 💦 @Dragamation You only need to complete the Alola Dex as there's no National Dex. Just 400 Pokemon! Y'ALL IF YOU COMPLETE THE POKEDEX YOU GET A POKEMON CENTER NURSE OUTFIT I'M SO FRIGGIN CUTE https://t.co/3YJuBQqQbn @lady_cantido /)//////(\ @lady_cantido DID YOU KNOW: i'm a girl~ :3 @lady_cantido I can tell :3 @lady_cantido CUUUUUUUTE OMG @jayne_pea same https://t.co/pZKBr7J1CS @OneLameShark @brickonator lol I have that same comic issue framed solely for that cover @HeckingJen well? @EsserZed Not all metal is magnetic @jayne_pea My defense of the super-G1 look of Arcee basically boils down to this https://t.co/9oRUlZW3lr "As others have said, I'm sure it's an innocent intern running that account but they really need to make sure this backlash reaches upper management. https://t.co/Z5CIkCPocQ" @spectra_belle I think Bee's new look is the best he's ever had in this series. I like the bulgy look to it. Makes him look really friendly and adorable. @spectra_belle I agree! I think that'd be a really cool compromise. @spectra_belle This is true They are also not G1 :P "@spectra_belle G1 is colorful with a lot of solid character designs. It's all personal preference of course, but I think G1 has a better design philosophy that lends itself to better character designs overall. Taking a page from that book is a very good idea." @spectra_belle From that shot we don't know he doesn't have chicken legs :P I'm just saying they have room to push the G1 homage even farther and I believe they will @spectra_belle I think this is the start of a soft reboot for the series that will end with the G1 designs we wanted back in 2006 when all we knew was there was going to be a live action movie @TwippingVanilla Took me 25 years to notice it as well @TheGoddessSara @princess_stef69 OMG CUTE "I don't use Reddit, Tumblr or even much Facebook these days so I'm glad my stuff is reaching every corner of the trans social media landscape." "lol I'm Trans Twitter famous again (as I understand it my tweets get screenshotted and spread everywhere, which is pretty flattering honestly) https://t.co/jENwnudvck" "@jayne_pea Neither of these movies are out... But yeah, it's likely they'll fall prey to the same bullshit again. Like in Ant-Man when they make fun of the fact that Wasp would be a better choice for the suit." @DragonCarebear aaaaaaaaaaaah so cute and gay~ 💕😍💕 @Kalindlara s-same >_> @Lord_Kristine Oh fuck the pre-orders are sold out from my normal toy shopping site. I want them even more now! @Lord_Kristine omg what are those and where can i buy them!?! @TransTwill @Allicrombie Don't forget the Masuda Method! https://t.co/HiC1v30OUm @TransTwill @Allicrombie The second one https://t.co/dhFr8GthPR @transwitchlexi omg what a small world me too! "@strangeofgalway @teespring @sextoyspolitics @jaffameister oh lol they're just run by transphobic bigots then, good to know. Spread the word, everyone." @Allicrombie I mean I have the shiny charm... "The only reason you'd think the word TERF is hate speech is if you're either run by transphobes, or you got your info on the word from transphobes. Welcome to #PrideMonth, Teespring. Looks like we have a new cause to rally around: Namely making sure no one buys from you again. https://t.co/hum5NKubeq" "Every Generation I get closer and closer to having a complete National Dex, but this is the first time in 14 years I've been able to catch up with the series AND catch up with my ridiculous ""Every Forme"" rule. Missing some rarer Vivillon, but I'm calling this compete. Finally. https://t.co/nxYRxNF6RT" "@ExistentialEnso It's good to see you again, Thorne. 💕💕💕" @romecartoons omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 "Also, for folks who don't play Pokemon: Crobat evolves from Golbat basically when it loves you enough. You have to form a bond before it'll evolve. I LOVE MY BAT DAUGHTER AND SHE LOVES ME 😭💕🦇" "(She has 3 moves because she was my flyer, and in previous Gens you had to unlearn HM moves before they let you into the new generation)" "@TransTwill Awesome! I went down the dark path of collecting every different Forme that shows up in the PC. Fingers crossed the GTS should have a Landorus and Poipole in a day or two, and then it'll be where I want it for this Gen. But anyway, once that's all in place I'll share a video 💕" This shiny Crobat I caught as a shiny Zubat back in FireRed. Almost 14 years ago. I really love that Nintendo has made it possible to keep transferring your old Pokemon to new generations. No other game series has anything quite like this. https://t.co/vPL8jEZz0H "@TransTwill The current collection I have dates back all the way to Gen III. I've had a 3 member Elite Four busting team since Gen IV with a Charizard, Honchkrow and Torterra all maxed out at 100. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them." @TransTwill That must have been awful. I had a friend leave her copy of White with a completed Pokedex at a restaurant. It just about destroyed her. "@TransTwill Oh, neat! My bank is a treasure vault of Event Legendaries from back in 2016 when they re-released all of them and I had 3 different Gen VI games to get them with. I swear just 3 more boxes in the base game PC and I wouldn't need the bank..." @TransTwill Nothing bad happens to them if you store them in the game. You can use them in your party and stuff. It's just they're not counted anywhere. I don't even think you can find them in the Pokedex either. @thelindsayellis But that Starscream tho! "@TransTwill None of the games in Gen VII have a National Dex. The 400+ Pokemon it doesn't count can be imported into the games of course, but the game pretends they're not there, basically." @Allicrombie https://t.co/Sr6HEYtqgV "@SteampunkPenny Oh I do, Mistress, thank you 💕💦💕" "@shivvykitty Okay so the mythicals added 2, but they want a base ten number to reach for the completion?" @SkepticalTyrant No National Dex makes everything a headache for those of us with Living Poxedexes. I keep them in a numerical order that no longer exists in the game itself anywhere. Plus I don't get to see 806 as my grand total when I boot up the game. I don't get the logic in hiding that OH WAIT I MIGHT HAVE BEEN 302 TO 402 BECAUSE I HADN'T COMPLETED THE DEX YET MY BAD STILL A WEIRD NUMBER @MattyFranklyn It's where you take super concentrated pot (in either oil or wax form) and vaporizing it by touching it on a super-heated piece of glass Gets you really high really quick "@FeliFaun @phasemod @protozoetrope oh hon, I'm a sub and even I don't think you're being convincing~" @MattyFranklyn fun fact I just did a weed dab "So Ultra S/M still doesn't have a National Dex, but now that I've completed the Pokedex (including all the ones it doesn't count), I can say that they upped the number of Pokemon they count from 300... to 402. Not 400 402 why" @FeliFaun @protozoetrope Nyaaa *toilet toilet* @protozoetrope @FeliFaun I sounds pretty adorable And gay @protozoetrope @FeliFaun *takes notes* "@queer_queenie They've said that they want organic reveals of queerness, and I believe that. There basically has to be a moment in a story where it come sup naturally. Then again, they could have had Sombra's ""real"" name be masculine and they dropped that ball." @ZJemptv You okay? :/ @FeliFaun @protozoetrope Big same Trying my hardest to be gayer every day~ @FeliFaun @protozoetrope Omg this conversation seems pretty gay~ @Cosmos_Cookie I'm struggling to describe the feeling I had when I read that but it's a good feeling and I'm feeling it hard @TheGoddessSara This is SUPER IMPORTANT for trans women to know! A lot of us don't and it's such an easy thing to boost one's self confidence "@squidlarkin ""Dysphoria you didn't know you had because you've never lived without it"" describes basically 100% of my dysphoria which is half the reason I'm a big defender of the idea that you don't need dysphoria to be trans." "I'm seriously choosing to believe someone acting in bad faith made the call. I know there are clueless ""allies"" who might have done it. I can't... I'm too angry to let myself believe that's what happened." "@odinsdream @squidlarkin Because otherwise the hypothetical is ""Trans woman you don't find attractive because she looks like what you assume all trans women look like, which if you're primarily into women probably isn't attractive to you"" In which case what's the issue?" @odinsdream @squidlarkin Yep. So the hypothetical has to be met with another hypothetical: A trans woman you fall head over heels for. @squidlarkin There's really no way to fully convey to transhpobes just how hilariously wrong they are. The best evidence I can think of is all the cis lesbians in happy relationships with trans women. Ask them. They get it. "@shivvykitty And the ONLY reason I want a second one is because its Therian Forme shows up in the PC :P I'm solely a collector in this series. They told me to Catch 'Em All and that's what I'm doing, dammit" @squidlarkin I completely agree! The trouble is convincing cis people who are into women to just relax. :P "@shivvykitty Oh, thank you! I didn't know that. I'll ask for a Tornadus for my Rayquaza instead!" "I mean, I'll never truly be done since I can't reasonably collect every Vivillon Forme, but I'm calling that even for my own sanity." "Now to offer my Gen III Rayquaza (I don't think the marker that proves it's from Gen III shows up in the GTS but I wanted it less than my shiny Rayquaza I got in an event ages ago) for a Landorus, switch it to Therian Forme if it's not already, and I'm DONE." "Oh, nice! My offer of a Lugia for a Tornadus was accepted on the GTS! And it came in its Therian Forme which saves me an extra step, lol it's Japanese so I can't read the name, but I checked and it's at least not nicknamed so I'll take it." "@squidlarkin And not to put too much importance on the idea that ""Hey some of us might have vaginas, just focus on that!"" or anything, but I'm just picturing the sequence of events: Fall for a girl, find out she's trans... then please don't make her genitals a big deal." "@squidlarkin I think an important thing to remind cis people is trans women can have vaginas. So if you're falling for a girl, and find out she's trans, don't stress about her junk unless you have honest-to-god trauma related to penises. Try not to let it be a hangup." "@squidlarkin This question is always asked as a hypothetical (which is kind of out of necessity) but it usually fails to consider the fact that we usually meet people wearing clothes. :P If you really fall in love with someone, you might be surprised what you're able to be okay with." "@Tuhkasirius @AngryTreeSquid If a scientist is using a line like that, they're an asshole. They might be technically right, but they're still an asshole. It's a very rude way to frame the conversation unless you're talking to someone being completely irrational." "@_une_femme_ @MxFireCat Yeah, girldicks usually have trouble getting fully erect, and hormones change the taste and smell completely." "@Tuhkasirius @AngryTreeSquid Ade, ""Facts don't care about your feelings"" is a line transphobes use against us to invalidate our genders. I know that's not you, but others might not. Tori: Ade is a close friend of Luna, the trans girl we recently took in after being kicked out. Everyone just calm down." 👏 NEVER 👏 CALL 👏 THE 👏 POLICE 👏 ON 👏 A 👏 TRANS 👏 WOMAN 👏 CHELSEA IS ONLY STILL ALIVE BECAUSE SHE WASN'T HOME https://t.co/CZMoAwVMqz @Tuhkasirius All of the Disney Princesses unanimously agreed she was one of them @Vangelus But seriously I think having something that very clearly and overtly breaks the continuity might actually be a good idea for the series. You could even have a time traveling character come in and do it. Beast Wars Megatron? People laughed at me when I said Vanellope was my favorite Disney Princess WHO'S LAUGHING NOW https://t.co/meIKKJBBF4 @Vangelus Chris I'm not even sure most Transformers collectors remember those @Vangelus The sun has never sets on the Cybertronian empire @toygrind YES "I would say that we should alert Lindsay Ellis pronto, but no way in hell she isn't watching this first thing in the morning" little known fact but as a lesbian I'm allotted one (1) robot husband https://t.co/UoKBNSAz9Z @Speed_Freak01 She's beautiful I love her @XylariaVG To have it contain any amount of excitement or action it would by necessity make the idea that he's in hiding ridiculous. "And if you put it pre-Episode III, it would strain inevitability to have Ewan McGregor play him, and as I understand it he's the main reason people want this movie. Now, ILM has the best CGI human faces in the business, but an entire movie of that would cost a lot to produce." "He also wouldn't be able to use his lightsaber. Or rather, to do so would be very foolish on his part. Bad enough he used it in the cantina." tag yourself i'm (possibly hollow) https://t.co/vsA6hMFL0m "Screaming ""I will turn this whole internet around and then burn it down!"" in reaction to fuckboys running Kelly Marie Tran off Instagram is a Powerful Mood" @Vangelus This feels a bit like a soft reboot for the franchise and frankly I'm ready for another 11 years of alien robot movies. "@TheGoatmon Often there would be photos from people taking pictures about or around corporate products. Even if all of them aren't paid by those corporations to post silly pictures to Reddit, they can still advertise for them basically by accident. Brands want you to talk about brands." REASONS WHY THIS ROCKS: - No Michael Bay - Female lead - They're going almost full G1 (check out that Starscream!) This looks like it's the start of a soft reboot for the franchise. If this does well we'll have just straight up live action G1 in a couple movies. https://t.co/BPaOXGVhmP "Siri, show me arguing in bad faith https://t.co/zqC2U4fmdr" "Bit of a long shot, but does anyone have a Thundurus or a Landorus they'd be willing to trade? Any Pokemon you want for 'em, even Event Legendaries. Name your price!" @hypnokittymaid Ooooooh fuck why is this so hotttttt 💦 @hypnokittymaid Oh gosh same! I have fans lol https://t.co/nfD08nbG6S Oh damn I guess if you run through the Elite Four a third time you start getting new challengers! https://t.co/U2vBF8nZIz @XylariaVG Yeah Festival Plaza stuff takes forever. Thank you though! @XylariaVG Awwww I didn't know I could only visit once D: @XylariaVG Well shit there's only one way to find out "I get why the available clothes in Sun & Moon are limited by version (cool colors in Moon, warm in Sun), but I love the color purple as well as Ghost Pokemon and I have Ultra Sun D:" @estrusflask Feeling similarly honestly "I like that I just found out about a trans girl who just came out, had the same deadname as me, and chose her name the same way (looking under K names until she found one she liked). My deadname will one day be defeated for good." @transscribe Aaaaaaaah I love seeing trans women come out! I'm always so happy for them! <3 <3 <3 @lgbtqfc @thesarahkelly lol that's literally how I picked my name. Same letter too. Congrats!! <3 @TheSecretCallie can men please stop forever @ComradeCallie Eternal mood @bunnarchist 😍💕💦💯 "Every time I can manage to cum I get that thrill of knowing my junk is 1,000% girldick. It's SUPER affirming~" "(THAT BEING SAID if you're a cis girl and you want to make a trans lesbian's motherfucking YEAR, tell her how hot you think she is)" "I remember when I first came out I had a distinct fear that I'd never be able to date anyone but trans women as surely cis women won't find me attractive. It's hilarious to look back at now because while cis women are amazing, trans women are just 😍💕💦💯" Especially when a domme calls you out on being a massive sub and you're stopped mid-sentence because you know that's what you are but you wanna whine and complain and aaaaa-haaaaaaaa-ha~ 💦 when the sub feels hit hard and it feels like your brain just melted and is now draining down your spine rt if you agree "@TheSecretCallie Yea these gatekeeping arguments seem to run on mostly hypotheticals, which are only helpful up to a point. When polyamory is queer, it's very queer in specific ways unique to it, but we don't need cishet dudes who had a menage a trois that one time coming to queer support groups" @emuchaton Fair. And I promise not to go after any fuckboys in your mentions :P @estrusflask @ComradeCallie I basically said as much elsewhere. I think we're largely in agreement. The fact is there is a difference between the terms crossdresser and trans woman. There's still a reason for many to differentiate between the two. That's WHY CDs so often are just TW who don't know it yet. @estrusflask @ComradeCallie I've run out of ways to tackle this beyond vaguely pointing at cis people & saying that trans women are women & crossdressers often confuse the hell out of that extremely important issue. At the very least can you concede when explaining this to cis people the difference matters? @emuchaton I meeeeeeeeeean if it were me I say sic the angry transes on the gross fuckboys but I get what you mean >_> "@estrusflask @ComradeCallie I mean, that makes sense, but when explaining this to a cis person, I think the difference still needs to be emphasized. Later if the cis person is interested we can tell them about all the little nuances." "@estrusflask @ComradeCallie As I said elsewhere in another branch of the thread, I definitely understand there's generational terminology barriers to consider." "@estrusflask @ComradeCallie I think what Callie & I dislike here is this hiding behind the illusion of being cis while leaving trans ppl out in the rain. If that's not happening, They're welcome as far as I'm concerned. But I really hope they understand why we'd prefer it if they just said they're not cis" "@estrusflask @ComradeCallie In that case what should be considered is their treatment of trans women or trans issues. How comfortable are they with being included with other trans women or non binary people? Are they TERFs? Do they do some kind of kissing up to transphobes? If they're cool, I'm cool." @emuchaton It's cathartic seeing you respond. I don't know how you're able to go on for so long without dunking on these clowns. "@estrusflask @ComradeCallie Really we can't account for every hypothetical. It just has to be case by case.," "@estrusflask @ComradeCallie I guess the approach should be encouraging crossdressers to carefully consider their gender and if they think they'd be more comfortable being a woman or non binary. But if they insist they're a man 24/7, there has to be a line drawn somewhere." @estrusflask @ComradeCallie There's definitely gray areas. It occurs to me that I often conflate crossdressers with drag queens. I can imagine a crossdresser taking off the feminine clothing at work or in most public situations for the same reasons hatching trans women do. @ComradeCallie I completely agree. "@ComradeCallie @estrusflask Yeah there might be fear of the consequences of doing that, whether they're actually trans or not. I think it's more likely just that they don't actually know what's at stake here. They don't get why this is so important to us and think we're one in the same." "@ComradeCallie I remember being myself pre-transition. It doesn't feel like a different person. But the idea that I thought I was a man feels really alien to me and I only now just realized that. Hadn't confronted that idea for a few months, I think. Weird!" "@ComradeCallie But whatever the reason a crossdresser refuses to call themselves trans women or even non binary is the entire issue at hand. Maybe they're not fully out of the closet and need to reflect, but there's only so much the rest of us can do for them." "@ComradeCallie Yeah like I definitely leave room for generational terminology conflicts. I heard recently there's trans men who've been calling themselves lesbians for decades, for instance." @gwen_no_fear I remember very often having fantasies about finding out the real world wasn't real. I feel like it's a really common thing to think about if your dysphoria is buried deep enough. "@gwen_no_fear I think the case could be made that The Matrix was made specifically by two eggs. I mean, I don't claim to know what either of them thought about their genders while writing/filming the movie, but it makes sense in that very specific lens as well." @ChapienTheFurry This implies that if I'm really sick enough to justify missing a day of work I should make sure I have no proof to back it up. Like you're ASKING me to have no proof. This sign isn't saying what it thinks it's saying. "@ComradeCallie Totally, my bad. There is of course more than just ""trans woman"" but I was running out of characters and over-simplifying. Thank you." @ComradeCallie Like most crossdressers could frankly get away with a ton if they just... called themselves trans women. The reason they don't is the issue we have. It means their hobby is just a hobby. Just a costume they can take off whenever. That means we don't take it as seriously. "@ComradeCallie Most of us (both trans people and cis people) define ""crossdresser"" as a (usually cis) man who wears feminine clothing as a hobby. This isn't a hobby for us. If you feel that your crossdressing is more than just a hobby, might I suggest calling yourself a trans woman?" @Waffliesinyofac YES But I expect my idea to be more likely of an implementation. @PennyOaken Not that kind of mouthfeel :P I understand why Nintendo won't let you write your own descriptions when depositing a Pokemon into the GTS but then can I least have an option I can click where it refuses Pokemon with nicknames? If I'm going to be stuck with a name forever I'd like it to at least be consistent. @eimbers I knew there was a weird workaround that I forgot. Lemme try that. "Okay, so because the GTS still won't let you search for Pokemon you've never seen, if anyone owns Ultra Moon and is willing to trade their Stakataka for my Blacephalon let me know please! It's the last Pokemon I need! https://t.co/9lR1MIxcco" @AppleChipsTVG Enough that I thought of this tweet while doing the dishes and just quoting the scene in my head as one might do with favorite songs >_> @laurelai_bailey I'm done with barking Twitter dogs The racism one was cute until the bigots stole the idea @Amon_Cornix As a huge lesbian it's one of my favorite things tbh 💕 Tired: Trans women are women Wired: Girldicks are valid Inspired: https://t.co/8DElFnNPvN "@persenche @squidlarkin Mine was a tiny bit different. I've wanted a vagina since I was 12, but I never thought there was dysphoria associated with it until about 6 or so months ago when I was in agony just knowing it was there. Now it waxes and wanes but I never want it to get that bad again." @squidlarkin I love how Contra summed it up by saying it's basically a heterosexual man's observation that he thinks young straight women are more attractive than middle aged lesbians. "@squidlarkin Equating being a trans woman with a fetish is a BIG reason I was in the closet for 12 years. Had someone just said, ""If you wanna be a girl, you really, REALLY need to start looking into that"" it would've helped immensely." "@persenche @squidlarkin This mirrors a lot of my journey in a lot of ways as well, especially thinking I was okay with my genitals until suddenly I very much wasn't. Thank you for sharing 💕" "Yes, it's a joke, one predicated on the inherently silly idea that the dinosaurs are wearing clothes, but think about the implied framework of the joke: Malcom is basically saying, ""How would one make sure there weren't any men in a room full of women?""" "I think it's pointless to criticize ""man in a dress"" jokes in media without also criticizing the basic comedic framework that a line like this requires. Even tiny moments like this teach young trans girls that they are invalid and worth laughing at. https://t.co/EfjyZioEaI" "(as far as the Pokedex itself is concerned outside of my Living Pokdex obsession, I just need to evolve Poipole, evolve Cosmog, and trade for a Stakataka)" "So agonizingly close to a completed Living Pokedex! Just need a 2nd Poipole, trade my extra Blacephalon for a Stakataka, evolve Cosmog into Cosmoem, and then it's just finding a way to get the Therian Formes of Tornadus and Landorus! Then I'm officially caught up!" @Waffliesinyofac THANK YOU "@Waffliesinyofac I thought they said something about Aether but they're neither at Paradise nor Institute. And they're not at the motel on Route 2, no." @emuchaton Girls with a chance of butts "So what do you do if, after becoming the champion, you tell the Ultra Recon Squad ""Not right now"" when they asked to go on their Ultra Beast hunt and you also forgot where they told you to meet up when you're ready? asking for a friend >_>" @JenButtLewd @lewdspacegem so mean~ *whimpers* @JenButtLewd @lewdspacegem REALLY TOO GAY FOR THIS OH HECK @lewdspacegem @JenButtLewd *fans self* i'm too gay for this @JenButtLewd Needs to be shorter imo~ :3 I will admit I've never seen him gesticulate. Maybe that was what his subconscious added to the script when it felt it was too on the nose? "@synthwavefem I... fuck I really don't know. Like it sounded like it made sense but not that I'm trying to parse it out the best I got is ""YouTube is 24 hours a day of a lot of bullshit so you can get your opinion validated instantly about anything""? I think?" "@ComradCapacitor An insult to boobs, frankly" is this some 5th dimensional chess move where he knowingly describes himself but pretends he's describing other youtubers he hates just to fuck with us because hoooooly shit robert you're so close https://t.co/U1C6ti8pSw "(I appreciate the two Likes this got before I noticed the typo, but I had to fix it)" Those awkward moments when you really need to specifically talk about trans WOMEN because transphobes are obsessed with us and hardly any of them know trans men or enby people exist but you worry the wording makes it sound like you only care about trans women @GirlyAlterEgo THAT'S A GOOD WEDDING AND I'M STEALING THAT IDEA @squidlarkin The only time it's erased anything was when I clicked away while it was uploading. Watch the percentage as it uploads and don't reflexively click the notifications tab and it won't lose anything. I've been using it nonstop since they introduced it and haven't had any issues. @squidlarkin How so? @squidlarkin (I use the threading feature Twitter has so I can edit before I tweet it all :V ) @xenthyl That's a good one too that I forgot existed until two of you said wow wow :P https://t.co/0zIH6mofS9 @Cookie_2nd I think the venn diagram of people who accept that you're sometimes agender & people who think that means you can NEVER be called a woman is literally no one? To fairly get mad at you they'd need to KNOW that at a given moment you're agender but are lying about it for some reason WALLSPIN IS ALSO VERY GOOD "@Cookie_2nd This is kind of like a hypothetical I gave a few days ago. Can I call myself a lesbian if I'm dating a demigirl? I bring that up because for what it's worth, ""A woman most of the time"" counts if you want it to imo" @addamschloe This is why I'm so worried about trans women who come out in toxic online environments. It's just jumping through cisheteronormative hoops and bootlicking transphobes for validation while not knowing there's anything better out there. TOP FIVE NEIL CICIEREGA MASHUPS IN NO ORDER: - Smooth Flow - Piss - Shit - Space Monkey Mafia - Annoyed Grunt "Trans women are women, but even if you don't understand why, it's inhumane and unbelievably cruel not to just gender us politely anyway. The problem is no one fucking listens to us. Ugh." "Does he know what happens to trans women when they're thrown in prison? MEN'S prisons? I guess he doesn't care, but then he shouldn't act surprised when we're pissed off by his rhetoric." "Does Two the Hippogryph understand WHY we as trans women need people to respect our genders? Does he get that if we did it his way and only let trans women into this weird liminal space of ""not women, technically men"" it would make things worse for us than they already are?" "@PennyOaken @catcooties_ Yeah as I said in another thread, I hope for HER sake she's not real." @queer_queenie I hope he made her up. For HER sake I hope she's not real. Otherwise I hope she learns to love herself and dump his ass. "@SteampunkPenny *whimpers* Yes, Mistress!" @NullPriestess I played my fill of it on WiiU @catcooties_ I really hope this woman finds someone better and learns to love herself and stand up for herself. @SteampunkPenny Ch-chastity? *gulps* "@Waffliesinyofac Oh yeah! LOVE that game on Steam. Much like Animal Crossing, I might break my ""Physical copy only"" buying habit so I can have it whenever given the nature of that game." "I might be getting a Switch soon. I'm thinking for games Mario Odyssey, Splatoon 2 and Mario Kart 8 are all locks. Should I grab Dark Souls? I've only ever played DS3 and I REALLY like the idea of portable Dark Souls..." "@Model_Omega ""I get all my knowledge about America not from polling, but from the people I myself interact with, and that's how I know everyone but me is a moron"" is, um... one hell of a take." I think we're witnessing Peak Privilage Bubble except one that let in just enough left-leaning political ideology to be tolerable to other cishet white liberals. Or he's a massive bigot and always has been. At this point I kinda don't care. He's cancelled regardless. "It's completely possible he was always this bad deep down, but I think a more believable explanation is he doesn't have very many queer and/or POC friends. Or if he does, he NEVER checks his weird sociopolitical theories with them nor values their perspective as much as he claims" "I've been trying my hardest to avoid retweeting raw callouts of known terrible people, but I do have one comment about Cinema Eugenicist Robert: My biggest issue with him is he took up the banner of ally while refusing to listen to queer people about... anything." @NeitherNora @estrusflask Which Avatar? "@estrusflask But like, a kink-flavored float at a pride parade? Awesome and welcome imo. I hope that all makes sense." "@estrusflask I love viewing polyamory & kink through a queer lens, & I do think both of those things are distinctly different when the people involved are queer, but if ALL you have is kink or polyamory, that's not inherently queer nor do I think anyone is trying to say that of themselves." "Is there anything more cishet liberal than @'ing someone with a dangerous & ravenous fan base into the thread of a queer person? ""@/JordanLobsterson! What do you have to say for yourself!"" as if this is a Sonic the Hedgehog message board in 2002 & not the hellscape that is 2018." "@squidlarkin I pretty much agree. Like I said, it feels queer when I do it :P" "@estrusflask (Spoilers: It's not a thing. Not in great enough numbers to worry, at least)" "@squidlarkin I said I don't care either way. I'm not willing to defend either side, other than default to what I've said before. You can share if you want." "Just like before, I think the default should be ""avoid gatekeeping."" We'd really need an epidemic of whoever we're afraid of accidentally letting in to justify a gatekeeping discourse. In the meantime though, just... can we do something else next time the discourse shifts?" "It's four days into June and we've already found another identity to argue about gatekeeping against. I'm polyamorous. It feels really queer when I do it because it usually involves a lot of trans women, but I actually, truly do not care either way about this one, y'all." "Hey I did the thing (Never found a 6th member of the team that I really needed, so this is all of 'em) https://t.co/6eZ1K6vDxV" @TheStarfa11 @rCharlotteSmith it's so much fun to do tho @rCharlotteSmith pee trigger words :P Gen V had such an awesome style and is underrated imo https://t.co/KWVl8CZNaC "I don't recognize every cameo in Sun & Moon, but I do love seeing characters like Grimsley, Looker, and now Colress is in Ultra S/M. I remember Colress but I only know his name right now because he just showed up in my game." @SapphicEllyCat heck you're so right gosh i'm gay 😍 @ComradeCallie @queer_queenie @Anarcho_Vampire @Weird_Autumn27 Is there anything cuter than a sub trying their hardest to be a switch? :3 @rCharlotteSmith @TheGoddessSara Awwww cute! @rCharlotteSmith When subs try to switch~ @OneLameShark Listen I might be a lesbian but at least I have the balls to admit James is pretty hot too :P (Assuming that's what you mean by both?) @TheGoatmon THIS IS SO SILLY TO EVEN GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE "@TheGoatmon OP kinda framed it as non consensual? Like it was quotes from the hypothetical therapist. The gender one said ""Try being a different gender for a while. If you like it, you can keep it!"" But like, it's magical. And there's an implication it's not permanent." Why is cissplaining even a thing. This was in a thread about a magical therapist that could give you animal attributes or even change your gender magically. This guy felt that would be morally wrong and cited fan fiction as his source. I wish I was making this up. https://t.co/0iA2DaNakc "@jamesma01332128 No there aren't. You're repeating a lie used to oppress trans people. And by the way, did you miss the part where I was talking about MYSELF? Go take your needles cis opinions elsewhere. I'll be muting you now." "@jamesma01332128 I am. No one who isn't trans would ask for such a magical spell. Merely wanting to be another gender is a recognized form of gender dysphoria. So please, get back in your lane." @jamesma01332128 Are you trans? @OneLameShark I hate to admit it but you're right. Jessie was my first cartoon crush 💕 OH HEY SPEAKING OF LESBIANS I ALMOST FORGOT BEST GIRL https://t.co/aNl3i5KiP5 @00d4n1 NYAAA~ 💕💕 "@Waffliesinyofac I figured it out. It had a super powerful psychic move that was only 5 PP and 2-shot rather than 1-shot my Primarina, so I just spammed max potions until it was out :V" "@YumiScott I didn't know that, actually! Thanks!" @EsserZed Huh. Didn't know that. Thank you! I have literally every Pokemon minus the newest ones Ultra added. It's fucking ridiculous that I've hit a wall like this. "I'm up to Ultra Necrozma in Ultra Sun. Level 60, always fastest, every attack is one-shotting every Pokemon I have, and the most frustrating part: I'm not done with my island trials so I can't control any Pokemon above level 65. I need to beat it to continue & I'm out of ideas." @estrusflask Takkun is a little chunkers but I think the angle of the camera is exaggerating it lol "Look at these lazy, furry shits who still refuse to pay rent 💕💕💕 https://t.co/m9pePhPdNX" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @ADirtyTrans Yeah I'd like to time the next Seattle trip with @SteampunkPenny to when Charlotte can visit next 💕😘 "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha @ADirtyTrans Next time you're in the states I wanna meet up like I've said, but added bonus: Jen will be with me :3" Omg congrats! I've lost count of how many people have told me that tweet helped them realize they were trans! It's why I do what I do. Thank you for reaching out and get ready for the greatest years of your life! 💕 https://t.co/oDue8XSopi @Waffliesinyofac hahaha oh wow @protozoetrope I ain't afraid of no bed """How Comedy KILLED The Empire Strikes Back!!!1!!""" "Love how YouTube is like ""You love videos about The Last Jedi!"" as if most of the conversation around the movie wasn't incredibly toxic. (I've been able to find plenty of videos with frankly better opinions, thanks) https://t.co/maWFlWB7UL" An invisible bed A freaky ghost bed @melstonemusic lol I think we stopped playing around the same time. Team Rocket & Gym Leaders were the last sets I remember (not sure if those were different sets? Been too long) @OneLameShark BUT YOU'RE A SHARK dammit :P "LRT good goddamn listen to the entitlement there. Gendered language wasn't used, but how is that not ""Men might get embarrassed!"" as if that's more important than sex worker's lives." @OneLameShark Vaporeon! "@KuromiBunnyBoi Oh cool. Terrifying, but this is the world now. So... cool." It's warm enough in the house to be topless Boobs keep getting in the way "@squidlarkin Also no way in hell that meme didn't make it to Tumblr, Reddit, & Facebook." @squidlarkin Really they just have to have seen Spider-Man Homecoming :P @squidlarkin https://t.co/40Q5bDz4pR "@HaroldBatman Not that I know of! I mean, I guess this would have been right before the 2016 election and I did vote... but I'm pretty sure I would've used my legal name?" I just got a text from someone on behalf of a local Democratic candidate and the name they used was Karen. I toyed with the name Karen for maybe a month at most right after coming out a year and a half ago. Why do they have that name? @emuchaton @transwitchlexi There was no death sticks scene https://t.co/kKIRwSea7C @squidlarkin https://t.co/JjssY30L0V @blackrosesyn @Hbomberguy sssshhhhhh don't give away our secrets! "@mosswyrm Good to know, slut~ :3" @Cosmos_Cookie this is art @emuchaton oh my god I haven't listened to mindless self indulgence since high school how even @transwitchlexi omg same! 💕💕💕 what d&d nerds call brats chaotic good girl send tweet What I call my kitties https://t.co/jHUr4mgwWT "I hate putting on lotion, but I'm in a constant arms race with my elbows to not become sandpaper. I swear after a DAY they're dying of thirst." @the_moth_reborn GOALS "There's enough of a stigma around ""slut"" that I avoid it even when just flirting on Twitter unless I KNOW they don't mind being called that. So this is your confirmation: Call me a slut whenever you like" @petercoffin Back during my Reddit days I started linking to /r/HailCorporate every time someone accidentally advertised for a company and I often got yelled at be people who thought such a concept was somehow impossible I guess? @LucyDEire I definitely saved myself a copy for future use @Ruby_Lastname That and it came out 4 days before the last Harry Potter movie "@LucyDEire I'll give her this: I wouldn't have been able to meme my way out of that 98% of the population horseshit. There's a difference between being a TERF and being cis. Ugh, I know this reaction is what she wanted. Fuck." "@NeitherNora LISTEN, ur prolly right" it's so unfair that girls can have both girlcocks and pussies because like I can only get so gay okay??? "@mangledpixel 4 days before, now that I've looked it up, but damn that's just asking for no one to see it, you're right. I misremembered and thought Disney dumped in like a February release." "@transwitchlexi So what would be harder, giving a blowjob to a cute girl while trying to play a game, or GETTING a blowjob from a cute girl while playing a game? We might have to science this" "But anyway, I count Wreck-It Ralph and Zootopia as some of Disney's best work yet, but I'm always a little sad when I consider that fact because I LOVE musicals. I love Frozen. I love Tangled. I love Moana. But I just love what the non-musicals are doing right now more." "That's the thing, everyone's like, ""Oh Princess And The Frog, the last gasp of traditional animation at Disney!"" Like, nah literally none of you watched Winnie the Pooh 2011. Even I didn't." "Do we have a name for the post-Winnie the Pooh 2011 failure era when Disney was like, ""We tried two more times to make a traditionally animated movie and you fuckers refused to watch either of them""?" @bunnarchist saaaaaaame <3 @lady_cantido same tbh Real talk though I take being called slut as a compliment LRT that sign warms my heart "For years before transitioning I remember this ever-present desire to be accepted into the queer community but on the rare occasions when I actually stopped to consider the idea, I thought ""I don't really like men, though..."" Thank goddess I sorted out my gender~ 💕✨" @ellle_em Yeah that one was pretty terrible @ellle_em I think for elections you can be 17 and a half to vote? I think? Been years since I needed to know that. For the 2004 election I was 17 and a half... like 2 weeks later. Just had to watch it from the sidelines :/ "Later I was like, ""Oh fuck this means I'm gay"" and it was a dream come true tbh 💕🏳️‍🌈💕" "I had a dream I met a YouTube personality who was a trans woman and I just burst into tears asking her how she started transitioning. I woke up crying. I could no longer keep living another moment without transitioning, so I started that long process. https://t.co/1bm7985vDs" @NeitherNora @ASecretRobin welc @ASecretRobin This is terrible and I can't wait to show my other followers @bunnarchist gosh I'm too gay/10 🎮🕹CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER🕹🎮 https://t.co/EDbYs3jKnM @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/LtN7HHJrd8 "now taking signups for girls wanting to crush my head between their thighs as I eat them out, suck them off, etc" gosh I'm gay "kiss g girls,,," @tiger Omg goddammit Colorado... @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte you peed your diaper recently this is clearly a lie @DeciusNero Yes. At some point on the crowded streets of Jehda we see one @Miss_Xhiel @TheGoddessSara why are men "@Caudlewag Oh hell yes I'd much rather go to the magical therapist to get my vagina. Way faster and cheaper, lol" @TheGoddessSara aaaaaaaah why do people do that D: "@MxFireCat Her most recent video was going to be called ""Are Tr*ps Gay?"" in an effort to have at least one video in the search result for that sentence NOT be about dehumanizing trans people but Trans Twitter was having none of it." @Caudlewag That third one is real tho :P @estrusflask @Cosmos_Cookie And I think the reality is most people will find they like it and are just as valid as any other queer person. "@estrusflask @Cosmos_Cookie That's one of the reasons I think hormones should be over the counter and cheap. Let a bunch of """"""cis"""""" people take hormones even if they don't actually """"""need"""""" it. We'll just have more trans people. Gatekeeping is pointless in every instance I can think of." @princess_stef69 @TheGoddessSara Is it cool we ship you both now? Asking for a friend @carrots_smith o.o ??? @carrots_smith Everything I hear about your brother makes me think he's the hero we need tbh @Videowl_ Sure. Thank you for asking. <3 "Jen has been living in California, which is like a 2 day drive from Colorado. So this is a MAJOR and VERY GAY development!" I have a SUPER AWESOME ANNOUNCEMENT everyone! My girlfriend Jen (@norintha) will be moving in with us next month! Aaaaaah I've wanted this for so long! It's really a dream come true. Expect me to be even MORE obnoxiously gay when she arrives! 💕💕💕 @rCharlotteSmith It's almost like this is a pattern of community-wide parasocial abuse that's easily recognizable or something smh "@Darkly_Dave @thatlunarredkid @petercoffin That's good to hear. All I have is this weird corner of Twitter, I'm glad she's not as hated elsewhere." "@Djw175 People are free to reply, then I ask them if we could not do this, then if they continue I'll just be ignoring them for now for my own mental health." "@Djw175 And I'm allowed to tell them I can't handle debates about this right now. It wasn't the best day to post this tweet, no, but there's a difference between giving my hot take and getting into the discourse weeds." "@thatlunarredkid @petercoffin This was directed more at the trans corner of YouTube. If you're confused I wasn't talking directly to you, sorry." "@SixArmedSweater @ehusm Untag me, please" "(Not really blaming Peter, btw. I appreciate the small bump in social capital, lol. Plus if my words were something he agreed with, I want others to be able to see them. It's just kinda funny.)" Me: Gonna stay out of discourse today Also me: Yeeeeeaaaaaah but like lemme give this hot take about this popular trans woman *Peter Coffin retweets it* Me: https://t.co/dStmVDaWxI "@KingOfAllTwinks You're not coming off as hostile, but I don't have the emotional fortitude to summarize for you what's happening to trans women on Twitter overall and Natalie in particular. Sorry." @Cosmos_Cookie Like I'm just saying I'm also working from a sample size of 1. I don't think this is a US/UK division in language. "@Cosmos_Cookie I had never heard of this before Estrus brought it up to you. I was under the assumption straight was synonymous with het, and that OFTEN it gets conflated with ""not-queer"" but then I personally define ""queer"" as the catch-all term for the alphabet soup and Estrus hates that too?" "@ehusm Nothing recently that I'm aware of. As far as like, farther back? Too much to go over. Certain corners of the trans community have been really hard on her." @ScottRSparrow Certain very specific corners of the trans community of Twitter are usually mad at her. Count yourself lucky. https://t.co/xnKssgpF3e "@petercoffin I believe anything can be art, and I don't subscribe to idea that there can be ""high"" art and ""low"" art. That said, if low art exists, it's political cartoons by artists who either need or feel they need to label everyone/everything. It's so bad on like every level." "@squidlarkin I fucking LOVED that line. She's not wrong!! I also just about died laughing when she thought, ""After this I have to take a break from being around straight people."" Big. Mood." "@squidlarkin Natalie's pretty careful about who she parodies. I felt well-represented, considering. Adria was definitely the hero of the video. Though it should be noted that I too am a parody so maybe I'm biased :V" @SixArmedSweater I'm not doing this today "@CaseyExplosion Love how that's the kind of conspiracy the Right cooks up about us. How many times have we heard that global warming is a scam to crash the economy? This isn't me calling bullshit, just laughing at the irony." @laurelai_bailey I love that Contra created Tabby more as a joke and then everyone loved her unironically. "@squidlarkin Yeah, I've been mulling it over since talking about it with my therapist. I think I need to seek out an actual professional voice trainer, and I know those first few visits will involve a lot of crying." @JordanPDunsmore I'm sorry. I'm here if you ever want to chat over DMs. They're always open to mutuals and you're no exception. 💕 Thank you so much for handling it the way you are. "These moments are great but it does serve to highlight how my voice is like this big obvious issue in my transition. If I get gendered before I talk, I'll often get gendered correctly. After talking, they either misgender me or just avoid genders entirely." "I got ma'am'd at Qdoba yesterday! I was so taken aback that I had a bit of a stuttery start to giving my order, and given the person's reaction I think they thought ""Oh shit, that voice... I fucked up, didn't I?"" but no, Qdoba employee, you actually made my day. 💕" "@SteampunkPenny Yes, Mistress~ 💕💕😍💕💕" @JordanPDunsmore Every response I've seen from you has been level-headed and amicable. It's mostly why I'm still following you (that and that I know you're not the kind of person people sharing that thread want to portray). LOOK I DIDN'T KNOW MY GLASSES WERE GAY OKAY NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING OF COURSE BECAUSE LIKE... GIRLS "Also I feel very called out by Contra's portrayal of a trans lesbian. She, um... pays very close attention, lol" """Why is no one talking about the feminine penis?"" is my new battle cry" "@MOOMANiBE Yup. Same. If I ever see a professional for voice training, the first few visits will involve a ton of crying. Like there's no avoiding that." "I'm so scared of hearing my voice through any kind of recording (or even just a delayed mic in voice chat) that I legitimately do not understand how I can stand hearing it in my own head (it sounds even deeper in here, after all)." @surainthesky @estrusflask That's entirely understandable and justifiable. I'm sorry. @surainthesky @estrusflask Good point. Cishetallo maybe? Or does that have the same connotation? "@estrusflask I think in certain corners of this community, we've become wise to how cishet can be used an acephobic dog whistle, intentionally or otherwise. I don't know if that's the same as it being a euphemism for asexual. Maybe we should start saying cisheterosexual?" @squidlarkin I already had him blocked and I don't think I've seen this thread before. So he's a either a repeat offender or he follows someone awful. "@GuildingLilly @michellelibelle World record for fastest goalpost move, goddamn." "Oh cool. More community infighting. I'm going to be doing my best to stay out of this one, everybody. I've had a spoons deficit for days now. https://t.co/fXGOutn7Qz" "From over here it looks like a prominent trans woman who usually listens to her fans has felt she needed to quiet down for the well being of everyone, herself included. Just... pay attention when this happens, is all. It's not a good look." "Also there's this tweet. Which, I understand from her perspective. I get why she said this. I also know that this wasn't what the entire community was demanding of her (some undoubtedly were, tho), but take a moment to consider the entire picture here. https://t.co/GCsW4lYYN0" Hey so it looks like the last thing we were angry with Contra about she actually took our advice on. The video title thing? Yeah she listened. Please remember that part next time we tally up her sins again. "Except that straight trans people exist. It's really hard (arguably impossible) to make statements describing the entire queer community without alienating someone, so it's just best to talk about yourself specifically. https://t.co/QiehtH6sio" "@upandoutcomic There's a distinct thrill in the idea that being a woman could become somewhat dull and uninteresting. That's kind of the goal, I suppose, lol" "@upandoutcomic I hear that's really common. I'm only about a year in though and there's still a level of excitement, but it's cooled down a tone from when I first started." @toygrind That mold is one of the best of that era of Transformers. That's one of the few TFCC figures I ended up keeping. "@gwen_no_fear Especially with the new shield breaker Symmetra, lol I dunno my guess is if it becomes a huge problem, they'll make a new hero to counter it? Giving all the tanks passives isn't impossible either, I suppose." "@Cosmos_Cookie I'll fight for any trans person as well. It's why I wanted to comment on this. I too often feel like we ignore our straight siblings, but I've heard from straight trans people they think the same about us 🤷‍♀️" @laurelai_bailey (The lack of proof is why we're not still blocking each other) "@Cosmos_Cookie I'll be honest, my main reason for focusing on ace exclusion is because I thought people understood that straight trans people are always included. Now that you mention it though of course I know that's not a given everywhere." @daggertrout oh lol it had been so long I forgot she was in Lost :P I'm excited for at least one half of Ant-Man & The Wasp No prizes for guessing which half tho :P @TheGoddessSara @amissChristine Cuuuuuute!!! 😍 @rCharlotteSmith Because she lives very far away. Well be seeing each other again in July. :3 Note I'm talking about @norintha not Mistress. "@ToniMills69 My Mistress was as well, lest anyone think I just hate all veterans or something." @estrusflask lol "@estrusflask I appreciate you actually engaging with him as I never have the spoons for this shit. Just untag me if it continues, please. 💕💕💕" @FairlyLip @rCharlotteSmith Exactly. It's something that's a direct result of all the worst aspects of masculinity. "@rCharlotteSmith In theory I imagine they're must be, but my issue is with male chasers." "If it were up to me, I'd be completely invisible to cishet guys. I don't need or want any of you in my life. Fuck off." "Chasers are a special kind of insult to me because I broadcast loudly that I'm a lesbian. I am not for your gross obsession. I mean, leave straight trans women alone too, but at least with them I get why you might think you have a chance (you don't, but I get the logic)." "@mikeyface I watched it despite not being interested in the movie because you always have interesting stuff to say, and this time was no exception." I. Hate. Chasers. https://t.co/gWfIlJ8EcD "@Djmel29 I'm curious as to why you're following me. You know it says ""lesbian"" in my bio, right? Zinnia is a lesbian too. You're a disgusting creep. I'll be muting you now so you can read this and blocking you later. Have an awful day." Oh and PS: Literally any queer person is braver than our troops "If you come back from the military still bootlicking your abusers, seek help. But in the meantime, don't expect us to take your weird obsession seriously. https://t.co/0XUDzEA15t" "Hey so fun fact: Part of the reason why ""[Type of queer people] are braver than our troops"" is such a popular meme is because we know y'all were brainwashed into bootliking imperialist interests and we like it when you make it obvious so we can laugh at you then block you." @TheCrankyWizard It's basically the result of blue screen limitations in the 80s. I almost wonder if Lobot would've looked like this if they had the special effects tech to pull it off. "@TheCrankyWizard It's Disney canon. They were first explained in a book detailing all the aliens, ships and stuff in Rogue One." @00d4n1 omg extremely~ "@Grizzlei (And yeah, I gasped pretty loudly and very nearly cried when I saw one. It hits you pretty hard)" "@Grizzlei And you would be completely right. That's confirmed in canon sources. It's such a scary thing to just throw into a scene. I guess it emphasizes how evil Dryden Vos is, but it's more over the top than we're used to seeing Star Wars villains act." @drenpile_mark yup "So far they've also been exclusively women, and the surgeon who is most known for doing this procedure is the ""I have the death sentence in 12 systems"" asshole in A New Hope. So an evil man kidnapping women, removing their agency and enslaving them for life. You know, for kids!" "Now granted, in Solo it's the bad guy who uses these slaves but it's still easily the most horrifying thing in Star Wars canon. That this technology exists in this universe isn't that surprising. It's that they show us that it exists at all (in TWO movies now, Solo & Rogue One)." "I don't think there's been a single instance yet in canon of a Decraniated voluntarily signing up for the procedure. Similar to Lobot (although much worse), the Decraniated completely lose their agency and everything that makes them human. Thus, people have to be kidnapped for it" One thing that's kind of blink and you'll miss it in Solo is that Dryden Vos employs the services of decraniated individuals. The Decraniated are slaves who have had the top half of the heads removed surgically and replaced with a computer. https://t.co/2ZgnIfV1j0 "Okay, yeah I got around to remembering the full details it sounds like. Mildly censored. Much like Birdo, however, it's not like us trans gamers will let that stop us from calling her one of ours. https://t.co/mL1nsmPLQY" "Or wait, it might be that in the Japanese version, she praises the advances of modern medicine, and THAT was censored in the English version? Either way I know that Nintendo of America didn't let some aspect of the overtness of calling her trans through." "This was unfortunately changed in English version, though, if I'm not mistaken. The English in that screenshot might be an addition by fans." "So literally this is a character saying ""I went from a Black Belt to a Beauty,"" aka ""A male-exclusive category of character to a female-exclusive category of character"" This is the programmers directly tell you she is a trans woman using in-game logic." "For ppl who don't play: Yes, women can be black belts, but in the Pokemon games, it's less about your job/hobby/skill & more about a category of trainers that all look the same to make programming that many characters more streamlined. Black belts in the series are always men. https://t.co/vSDSYPnKAZ" "Sometimes I'm accidentally woken up at 6am and my body's like, ""This is fine!"" regardless of how much sleep I've gotten. Just say ""no"" to your 30's, kids" @Sona_Sonara *ancap flag* Well there's your problem right there @AnaMardoll They've erected so many things "For example: I'm white, so whatever discussion there is to be had about the pride flag with black & brown added, I'm not going to be at the table discussing it. That is *not* my place, so I let queer POC discuss it amongst themselves." "I know there are queer people that are Very Liberal & thus pro-cop so I know that for an ally it's not as simple as ""Go with what the queers agreed on"" but even then, if you suspect there's disagreement about something in a community you're not a part of, let THEM hash it out." "@Cosmic_Wyrm If he was really concerned about queer cops, as an ally the best way to go about that would just be to ask. But even within the dubious plan of packaging an important message/ question within a joke thread, I don't think that thread reads as an appeal to queer cops." @deathpigeon @ChapienTheFurry thank 💕 "There's very few cishet guys I let follow me. Not super cool of him to betray that trust, even if that was the farthest thing from his intent. Just... stay in your lane, everyone. Please." I'm pretty embarrassed for that mutual who made the jokey no cops at pride thread. I'm still mutuals with him. I'm not interested in more discourse. But shit like this makes us trust allies less and less. I hope he understands that. @deathpigeon @ChapienTheFurry https://t.co/kV8BHv33dd "@deathpigeon @ChapienTheFurry Exactly. I had a big old thread about it that I'm probably too proud of if you'd like to see, lol" "@deathpigeon @ChapienTheFurry And I get why lesbians are hyper defensive against anything that even remotely looks like compulsory heterosexuality, but like... if you accept there's more than two genders you have to accept gay (and arguably straight) are terms that are rarely applicable as rigid terms." "@deathpigeon @ChapienTheFurry For lesbians at least, people who deny that fact are continuing the same irrational line of reasoning that leads to the over-valuing/obsession with ""gold star lesbians.""" @estrusflask @RainBlackKat Smeargle "@Frumple_James Even if ""heterosexual asexual"" was the proper way to word it (as I understand it ""heteroromantic"" is the correct term), the reason we let them in is because they're ace. That's the vector by which they're being oppressed. We welcome straight trans people for the same reason." Gatekeeping in all forms is an answer to a non-existent problem. In every case without exception. Very rarely are communities like the queer community truly infiltrated in numbers high enough to justify hyper vigilance and exclusionary tactics. "I'm tempted to say ""Just because you're vigilant against a perceived threat to your community doesn't mean you're indistinguishable from a TERF"" but you know what? Gatekeeping is never acceptable. The best argument you could make in favor of it require ridiculous hypotheticals." (It's TERFs. The answer is TERFs.) lol a trans girl I used to be mutuals with but unfollowed MONTHS ago due to her acephobia has of course been retweeting a ton of acephobic shit now that it's June. Being overly obsessed with gatekeeping to the point that it defines you. Where have I seen that behavior before? 🤔 @uselessneetgirl Didn't want to risk it (But yes I believe you're right) "@uselessneetgirl There are also characters of dubious age that I find adorable (her and Hapu, mainly) but I left them out intentionally because gorgeous is different than adorable." @rCharlotteSmith @Kate_Bunni Oh that's DEFINITELY a yes You are a VERY good girl. Good job. :3 Pokemon Sun & Moon is the most Lesbian of the Pokemons "While I might be disappointed in the Pokemon selection this Gen, I can't say the same of the countless gorgeous women in it https://t.co/d1ZyahCxrx" i'm so fucking tired https://t.co/O1ei7cpLif @rCharlotteSmith That sounds like a yes honestly @CeltThulhu Having one of those feminist/lesbian conflicting moments right now not gonna lie @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/lI9pOkfUAE @TransEthics I mean that sounds amazing but I'm not aware of any in my area :P honestly the fact that I can't have any sex with my girlfriend for the entirety of pride month is some kinda bullshit lemme tell you Look I don't know why people are shipping Nebula with Mantis but they're two of my favorite characters in the MCU so of course I want them to be gay and in love with each other. @porntagonist I'd totally buy that percentage in an ideal future. @rCharlotteSmith But were you a good girl and actually wearing your diaper or is that just a clever dodge? :P @upandoutcomic Donuts are insidious because they're way more filling than you'd think but they're inedible once they're stale so there's such pressure to finish them all >_> @DegenerateThe @petercoffin lol top billing above Peter that's just silly don't do that (thank you though you're sweet 💕) "Wow there's actually, truly a Gorillaz/Powerpuff Girls shared universe. I'm completely okay with this." "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte. What you mean ""pants""? Shouldn't you be in a diaper?" @JordanPDunsmore @laurelai_bailey @RamonaMichelleS The last person to make me feel truly like shit for it was 35 though :P @transwitchlexi There's nothing to apologize for 💕 @laurelai_bailey @JordanPDunsmore @RamonaMichelleS I'm getting really fucking tired of policing who I'm friends with because of the discourse. People need to block me and leave me the fuck alone if that bothers them. Not to butt in but this shit has been grating on me lately. @NeitherNora Just had to unfollow a cis lesbian I quite liked for liking an acephobic tweet. Very disappointed. I love the yearly pride month tradition of blocking people posting acephobic tweets and unfollowing anyone that Likes them @transwitchlexi Oh my god I just saw the curious cat questions what the actual fuck Get some sleep if you can. No one should have to deal with that. "@ZJemptv Trans lesbians are in the unique position among trans women to completely exclude masculinity from their lives. It's an incredibly affirming & satisfying way to transition imo, & I think it's responsible for much of the exuberance. I bet gay trans guys are comparably boy crazy." @SatanaKennedy gosh this is a mood LRT fuck I really want a fursuit Takkun passed out on the floor :3 https://t.co/nipkf4UrbM @rCharlotteSmith @HeckingJen @lewdspacegem Charlotte stop cumming for a sec I can't understand you @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem But how??? 🤔🤔🤔 @lewdspacegem @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith RIGHT!? @ChapienTheFurry It really is. I've spent so much money on merch lol @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem what about a trigger word that makes charlotte pee @ChapienTheFurry I have that same shirt! Also ur cute "@rCharlotteSmith @HeckingJen @lewdspacegem @Triclinia Gosh that would be the most humiliating thing, you're right 💦 >_> <_<" @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith Literally just start drooling and moaning in the most inappropriate places~ @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem but consider: common words @lewdspacegem @rCharlotteSmith Dammit you domnmed all three of us including you into feeling subby @rCharlotteSmith @lewdspacegem st stop making it sound hot @HeckingJen It's the cheapest/fastest way to make an accurate dress form. @TheGoddessSara @ComradeCallie Mmmmmm great place to be. Your motor skills are impressive :P @lewdspacegem good thing to be imo 💦 New case for my 3DS! My old one was too big for my purse and I don't want this thing scuffed up. https://t.co/L3K8NbqyLa @transwitchlexi Cuuuute! <3 New display name for Pride~ @thornyharlot gosh same @Djw175 @Kalindlara @PowerOfMelody AD account you say? :3 @PowerOfMelody I should really stop being so lazy and design a naga sona 🐍 NAGAS 👏 ARE 👏 TAURS 👏 AND 👏 VALID 👏 AS 👏 FUCK 🐍 @PowerOfMelody Nagas are absolutely taurs hell yeah @destroyeroftroy @transwitchlexi https://t.co/D1VkoCRfmA There's not an easy answer but I think it's one worth asking every now and then. How do we tell people who are questioning if they're queer that they're welcome in queer spaces when often they themselves don't even know they're questioning? @squidlarkin @GXgH23 @CodComrade Just block him like I did @CodComrade @squidlarkin That's another problem with this phenomenon too-- people like this don't always extend their newfound understanding out to others. Me: lol this is cute & funny but I doubt the artist intended it to look that kinky *looks at the rest of their art* Me: Oh. Intentional then. ... *follows* https://t.co/dAjMxG7ft9 "Cishet boys: lol how would you even fuck a mermaid Lesbians: Awesome, more mermaids for me (Mermaid: Mmmm yes my plan worked flawlessly)" Hot take but all mermaids are sapphic "@squidlarkin I care about my loved ones too, but I'm emotionally mature enough to extend that out (as best I can) to other people I haven't met and could probably get by never caring about." "@squidlarkin I never know how to feel when a bigot becomes less bigoted because a loved one of theirs comes out as queer. It's like, great! You're less bigoted. But you became less bigoted in the most selfish way possible." @ORAORATRANSAM Yeah I seriously wonder how much of this was well-intentioned and how much of it was an intentional dog whistle because it's a VERY bad look. @odinsdream Yet people are still talking about it Anyone else sick of the Samantha Bee cunt nontroversy? It was a toothless threat from the Whitehouse made at a largely ineffectual liberal TV show host over a non-issue they don't really care about that doesn't really matter & then the host apologized for no reason. @upandoutcomic I thought I had maxed out my queer levels but... you're right! I'm somehow gayer than before! What's happening? Fucking this. And it's only 10am. https://t.co/fzIJ0Z9jvK "@queermel If the text at the bottom wasn't there, my complaint would have been about how otherwise harmless/jokey memes like this can and will be co-opted by actual bigoted queer people. This image would serve as an anti-aro/ace dog whistle." @Kalindlara That would've been preferable. """Emulating explosion""? Thanks autocorrect. Exclusion. Exclusion was the word I wanted." "Not sure why I said ""unironically"" up there. I don't enjoy it ironically either. I guess what I meant was I wish it were possible to be lighthearted about this, but this isn't a joke." "If asexual & aromantic people were not one of the favorite punching bags of exclusionary queer people, MAYBE we could make mild jokes like that. But in the current climate of the community, saying they're on ""thin ice"" is merely emulating actual explosion & calling it a joke" "I really wish I could enjoy stuff like this unironically but the mention of asexual people at the bottom is somehow worse than forgetting to mention them at all. They're not on ""thin ice."" They're welcome with open arms. There's no joke to be made at their expense. https://t.co/mR2ECApC05" This article isn't loading for me right now but I'm very intrigued https://t.co/GOggHQbXh2 @AliceAvizandum That's every unpopular opinion meme thing name my tim burton tree https://t.co/MOi0APYS3L @queermel I like how wholesome this one is name my weird dirty bug dinosaur https://t.co/Cfn3cbWBys @WynneCluster I lied about being a girl online when I was younger and I saw it as roleplaying. I retroactively made it the truth since then :V But boundary pushing isn't cool. "@WynneCluster Yeah they used to follow me and unfollowed me I think because they were weirded out by me calling Mistress Mistress? Literally replied to a tweet where I mentioned her with ""I can't do this anymore"" and unfollowed. They act... off in a way I can't easily describe." @WynneCluster Who? o.o @HeckingJen @XylariaVG I spend WAY too much time on Twitter and I've never been Like limited. Are you Liking things the way Mistress does on Instagram where she literally Likes everything in her feed? @petercoffin 👏 LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 TRANS 👏 WOMEN 👏 YOU 👏 FUCKS 👏 (Specifically I'm terrified of giant squids which I will never be able to see in person in any reasonable context but phobias are weird I dunno) "New tattoo idea: A squid, to position a fear of mine as a protector rather than tormentor (also squids are cool)" @XylariaVG My favorite position tbh @spectra_belle yesssssss "If you want to approach me with ""You know your friend has done such-and-such terrible thing, right?"" feel free, but know that there's a chance I might not feel that that should affect our friendship. If that's too far for you, unfollowing, muting or blocking is fine. I understand" "I'm not even 100% sure I've recovered, but what I think I need to do is try my best to be less worried about real or perceived battle lines within this community and how those lines relate to me." For months now I've been extremely scared of guilt by association for being friends with various people in this community. My abusive ex basically embodied my worst fears regarding that and it's taken me months to recover. "@XylariaVG For furries that like doggie style, but would prefer to be standing while doing it" hot takes from high kat Taur furries are braver than our troops "If you're a furry and you've never played Bloody Roar, you should probably fix that" I'll have to make some phone calls to update my trans trading card Announcement: I've decided to make the switch to Chaotic Good "What I fall in love with in songs is 100% melody. I enjoy when the lyrics are interesting, but it can often take me HUNDREDS of listens to even pay attention to them." "To give you an example of how long it takes me to hear the lyrics of music I love, I just noticed in this song @ZJemptv alerted me to *months* ago the guy switches from first person to third person after the bridge, emphasizing the depersonalization theme https://t.co/fWL8UR3BVr" @YorhaModelMarie Yeah I remember all that I just couldn't see a cave doorway to the next area lol @YorhaModelMarie omg the problem was literally a cave I couldn't see because it was too dark thank you tho lol @YorhaModelMarie It's been long enough since playing Moon that I forgot all this. Can Taurus jump over that stuff? "@iah_fy I love the coloring on the jacket! And the abs, but that's a given I feel" @HeckingJen @squidlarkin (visual approximation of the person who DMed you) https://t.co/kK8xJ9eFNf "@HeckingJen @squidlarkin You're not ""technically"" anything other than what you say you are. That person is conflating the definitional kind of label with the self-identification kind of label." "@laurelai_bailey In an ideal world, such weight wouldn't be placed on labels, but this is what we got to work with." @laurelai_bailey True. Today though there's a lot of identity that comes with calling oneself a lesbian and I'm totally cool with people valuing that and having that justify their label. It's partly why I call myself a lesbian. "The point is, don't police the sexualities of others. It's really, REALLY not cool." "My main point is only YOU can figure out your sexuality and what it means to. If your sexuality is women and nothing else, that's totally cool. You MIGHT meet someone that expands the possible genders you thought you'd be into, but you also might not and that's completely okay." Small addendum to this: I said it's irrational to exclude all but a single gender in who you're interested in romantically and/or sexually. That doesn't mean I think people shouldn't be allowed to do that if they truly feel like that's what their sexuality is. "@justwoodall @squidlarkin @CodComrade @AnaMardoll Yep, it's back to working now. I thought maybe it was only broken on mobile (I'm back on my PC) but nope, it's working there now too. Crisis averted!" @CherokeeFemme @LizzyWyrd @OrionPax4217 Yeah I think that's where I saw it as well! "@LizzyWyrd @OrionPax4217 Somewhere in my brain that knowledge was already stored... That's IDW, right?" @emuchaton i think that's gay @squidlarkin It's so funny when people (usually TERFs but I guess all kinds of people gatekeep the term lesbian) think that we as trans women don't get some fundamental aspect of being a lesbian. We're really no worse at it than cis women and that fact is transparently obvious to us. "@CodComrade @squidlarkin @AnaMardoll FWIW all the tweets are still there, they're just not threaded. Weird." @squidlarkin @CodComrade @AnaMardoll Yeah someone else checked and I'm not shadowbanned I guess? The thread is in fact broken tho. Fuck I really like that thread "@Cookie_2nd It was Twitter news a couple months ago, I dunno" @cordy_fox @vec2_code_witch Well that's good. Nevermind I guess? "@Cookie_2nd Yep. I'm sure it's not as simple as that but it's designed to catch harassers. I'm in favor of it when it helps the occasional oppressed minority, but if course when applied with a """"fair"""" algorithm it'll hurt us as much as it helps." "Is this why people put ""punished"" in their display names?" "@vec2_code_witch On a privately owned website run by a guy who seems alt-r*ght aligned, yeah" @queer_queenie That's good. I shouldn't be quote tweeting strangers anyway. Bad for my anxiety levels. "Cool, so I'm shadowbanned. Probably the new ""don't @ people who don't follow you"" rule got me, but if so they have a very low tolerance for it before shadowbanning. Does it ever wear off?" @CodComrade @AnaMardoll @squidlarkin How do I find out? @TransTwill I get extremely non verbal during panic attacks as well. Usually the best I can muster are unintelligible mumbles. @AnaMardoll @squidlarkin You might like this thread I made last night. I'm rather proud of it. https://t.co/kV8BHv33dd Why doesn't my emoji keyboard have the dinosaur emojis? D: Had an experience with this a little ways back. Someone I did not want touching me was and I couldn't articulate what was wrong or tell them to stop. It was not fun. Don't do this shit. https://t.co/WOK9y26wtT @squidlarkin Gender as we now understand it upends the definitional side of sexualities (especially straight & gay). What's left and what's ultimately more important is what those labels mean to each of us personally. At a certain point there's some subjectivity. "@petercoffin That reminds me, Perry Bible Fellowship was dunking on this cultivated identity bullshit years ago https://t.co/hJoOlp33aV" @flyingteacosy @Glinner Oh my god Glinner that's not a question that requires nuance. I don't know how anyone can interpret this answer as anything but a dodge. @1jim3bob @Sona_Sonara https://t.co/lgRd4zc3WN @Sona_Sonara I want money to look like this again this looks so fucking cool @ClockworkQTDoll I have no frame of measurement for what bandwidth is. They're just numbers to me. I know what they measure but I have nothing I can compare it to. "Me signing in to my appointment: Bathrooms are back that way, right? Receptionist: There's actually one nearby! Second door on your right *points* Me: *interally* Bitch you better be describing the women's room It was the single stall family restroom. Receptionist gets a pass." @ClockworkQTDoll I don't know what that means @destroyeroftroy The first pair feels the gayest to me "@gh0stmaw It's really ironic given furries are against the rules on all but one board (the no rules one). Anonymity is a really good outlet for burgeoning queer feelings, especially for those of us who were in our teens in the early 00's when the board was new." "@laurelai_bailey And then everyone's like ""Omg who could have seen this coming?""" @laurelai_bailey Love how no one believes us when we find fascists. What possible purpose could my phone notifying me every time a blocked number calls serve? @odinsdream It's all a pissing contest. I think it's less about annoying Comey and more about Trump showing everyone else that he's the alpha male. Which is ridiculous but entirely in his character. @GuildingLilly It sure as hell used to be a kink but then I transitioned and being a woman every moment of every day really makes the novelty wear off :V Oh! Can I have a girl orgasm kink? Those never get old! I really like the Beta version of Politoad https://t.co/2SmiBzU8hZ "@TripleStaff @queer_queenie I wasn't trying to say you didn't know what that word meant, but I was struggling to find a word that wasn't as offensive but that encapsulated exactly what I was talking about. And yeah, it'd make it very interesting lol" "@MagsVisaggs There's seems to be a higher than average percentage of assholes in the comments to this tweet which makes me think bigots get really annoyed when you summarize their feelings as ""Thinking we're icky."" So I'll make sure to only ever describe it that way." @TripleStaff @queer_queenie If Hutts weren't a sentient species the term that one might use (and that has been used in Legends stories) is hermaphroditic. It's probably better to say maybe gender fluid? But imagine gender fluid except your body can naturally give you whatever genitals you want at the moment @odinsdream I'm so tired. Trump does something legally dubious every single day but that's a meaningless statement if no one does anything about it. "@laurelai_bailey 99% of the time when someone asks me why so-and-so account was blocked, I unblock them because I can't remember everyone I blocked and why." @TripleStaff @queer_queenie Sooooooo fun fact about Hutt biology... "@Cosmos_Cookie ""Your a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect~""" @Cosmos_Cookie I'll admit even I had to Google the name but I approve @transwitchlexi @annamoonesyou (Just drink lots of water before bed!) "@queer_queenie It should be a sex scene with a non-humanoid alien, done completely sincerely and not for laughs." Really happy to see that the release of Detroit has brought back my most popular tweet about sex robots. It's my finest work. https://t.co/0BJS39KAuT @Cosmos_Cookie This looks like 2018 if 2018 still sounded far-off and futuristic @Tuhkasirius I don't really recognize that definition as valid as they let a Pixar girl in arbitrarily. "@Tuhkasirius She absolutely is. She's a former Princess, currently self-appointed President, but she's 100% Disney, not Pixar if that's what you're implying." There are too many genders and expressions of gender out there for you to rationally exclude all but one. By that definition all of us are merely tentatively lesbians which is kind of a gross way to frame it. If we want to keep calling ourselves lesbians we need to adapt. @surainthesky Absolutely. What I advocate for is people identifying basically how they want within reason. I think the questions I ask just illustrate the boundaries are fuzzy & a bit subjective. @NireBryce How many trans girls are cops tho @NeitherNora The temptation for some might be to then ask if something extreme like men who love men can call themselves lesbians and obviously no one's saying that. We're just acknowledging that unforeseen exceptions exist and the best solution is to let people identify how they want. @NeitherNora Yeah like we gotta keep in mind there are a lot of lesbians who think trans women cannot be lesbians. Lesbian culture is already having to adapt one way or another. We should rationally consider all angles if we accept trans women as women. "@ArmlessKittyfox It's not a model, but for femme/femme stuff I love the term saphhic. I think it alludes more to mutual femininity than ""women who like women."" We need more terms like that for other corners of gender." @TheRavenousDyke I officially endorse this parody. It's canon along with mine. "@ArmlessKittyfox Yeah gay & straight make a lot less sense without a gender binary. But I think it's perfectly fine for people to redefine what a term like lesbian means to them. One can come up with extreme examples that bend the definition too far, but a ton of valid exceptions exist already." @TheRavenousDyke YES #NAME? "Oh I thought of another one: - Can any enby people be lesbians? If not, does that mean enby people can only be poly or bi? Can an enby person be gay at all? What if they're only attracted to their specific type of non binary? Do we need names for every combination?" "Gender is fuzzy & weird and that has an affect on sexualities. There aren't boundaries so much as gradients between definitions. I would've thought trans people most of all would understand this, but the aforementioned former mutual was trans." "- Just how far down the gold star lesbian rabbit hole are you planning to go? - Are you seriously arguing that lesbians can only consist of women who say ""I will never be attracted to literally any enby person""? Like are y'all the same ppl that think bi means only men & women?" Hey so I noticed a former mutual of mine retweet someone being pissy about @squidlarkin's lesbian discourse & I'm 99% they unfollowed me for agreeing with her. If you think it's controversial to say lesbians can be attracted to genders other than women I have a couple questions: @norintha I talk in my sleep a ton. Occasionally I'll have night terrors >_> @mangledpixel My point exactly Every Transformer is queer https://t.co/ZwLCA1PaYj There's a lot to unpack here https://t.co/H8mQOJ7P4v @rCharlotteSmith Also the name of my manifesto Really there's a lot of potential here @rCharlotteSmith Puberty Democracy is the name of my new punk band C-3PO is the funniest character in the entire franchise https://t.co/KJIJ0iau0u @SonicGurl98 😍😍😍 "@rCharlotteSmith ""lmao diapers kink""" "Fun fact but Vanellope is the best Disney Princess (Disney Animation Studios, before anyone wants to get cute and say Princess Leia :P)" @yungneocon I loved this guy's cameo as one of the dorky soldiers at the beginning of Men In Black that didn't make the cut. "@maritronic9k @GoodWitchLeigh This made me laugh out loud, thank you 💕" @GoodWitchLeigh I SPENT AN HOUR ON IT LEIGH @SteampunkPenny Relevant music https://t.co/UgybB3Gy4w @GoodWitchLeigh @photonblaze oh in that case https://t.co/EYTmnVcac3 @laurelai_bailey Holy hell that's amazing. The past couple weeks I've been so goddamn tempted to quote tweet assholes & bigots on this hellsite but it's never worth it because it just brings more of them to me. I'll have to try this. @emuchaton wh where were you keeping them @GoodWitchLeigh @photonblaze This is the part where I desperately wish I could add like five more for comedic effect but I just checked and I officially got them all "@laurelai_bailey How can you tell if someone's follower base is a validation gang? Or is that just usually the case? Also, I didn't see this when it was happening. Was this like a throwaway sockpuppet or did they delete a real account they used?" @laurelai_bailey That's a genius idea holy shit. @laurelai_bailey @k3vk4 It wasn't working on Chrome for me. It works on Firefox. "@XylariaVG I guess I'm very often the opposite, but I've also often been annoyed by the way Apple designs software, so I guess it depends for me." "@XylariaVG Ones almost always have that little hat if they're not serif. But yeah no one can read movie credit dates. Like I said, up until about 20 I don't think they're too bad. To each their own, I guess." @photonblaze Crisis averted https://t.co/v9yOYEmiXd @XylariaVG I just loved Star Wars as a kid so 4 (which I can see being less intuitive) was drilled into me because that's THE Star Wars. I also really love the symmetry of it: IV V VI And then 1 is I and 10 ix X 50 is L tho and I admit I went through most of my life not knowing that. @GoodWitchLeigh IT WAS IN THE GAMES YOU'RE AGREEING ARE REMAKES TOO @XylariaVG Roman numerals don't really get bad until like 20+ @GoodWitchLeigh LEIGH @GoodWitchLeigh BECAUSE EACH GAME'S REGION HAS A DIFFERENT NAME EMPHASIZING THE FUTILITY OF HUMANITY IN THE SERIES. EACH KINGDOM TURNS TO DUST AND IS FORGOTTEN BEFORE THE NEXT ARISES @OneLameSharkPM First thought: They better clean that regularly Second thought: ...with toilet bowl cleaner that's safe for animals to drink(???) @norintha nice @XylariaVG It looks so much better tho D: @GoodWitchLeigh THE REGION KNOWN AS KANTO WAS PUT IN A BUNCH OF GAMES OKAY LEIGH Let's settle this. Pokemon Generations: "@GoodWitchLeigh That's why I specified ""If we're just talking about the region Kanto and not Gen I"" :P They remade Kanto in Gen II" @photonblaze Aaaaaah I forgot about Yellow and Crystal @hoshinofan Oh fuck that means Crystal counts. It's 7! @photonblaze Good morning https://t.co/6KthZHXh6n "For the curious, 1. Red/Blue were technically remakes of Red & Green from Japan (updated sprites & a re-release in Japan) 2. Gold/Silver 3. FireRed/LeafGreen 4. HeartGold/SoulSilver 5. Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee" "If we're just talking about the region Kanto and not Gen I, it was technically 5 >_> https://t.co/LKSrW7YNuk" @Kalindlara @waitworry @talkinghive This is why spicy pickles are the perfect food Me whenever I catch up with the loot boxes and there's literally nothing they can give me https://t.co/UbGM0lbtrz It's been years since I've seen it. it's lost somewhere in my 2k YouTube favorites. The favorite system on YouTube needs a massive overhaul. "One of my favorite YouTube videos is from an employee of an instrument store looking at the camera in shocked agony at the cacophony of noise happening in the store before his hands raises into frame and starts snapping along to the nonexistent beat, his expression unchanging." @lunartearmusic Yup! I'm gonna pause it and unpause when we go to bed. "20 hours later I remember that my original idea for the first line of the second tweet was ""Heckin gosh, I wasn't wrong"" Dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow," @Valkyrie497 Terrible. I don't mine waiting but must it be 36 GB This feels like a misstep on my part https://t.co/bsZ3aKm6Zj "@Hbomberguy It's okay, you can just concede to us prequel haters :P" @OneLameShark (They could re-release the old tho) @MagsVisaggs I watched it for the FIRST time with another trans friend of mine (she hadn't seen it before either). We started counting the transphobic jokes. It could almost be a drinking game. @HamillHimself It's hard not to cheer when that line hits. "@laurelai_bailey On behalf of her children and the American people, but not her husband she clearly hates" "@nixelite I'm just gonna go with ""caught the Pokerus twice in the wild"" because that's more impressive :D" "@nixelite And if THAT'S not the case, this is my second strain which is wild." "@nixelite Hmmmmm it's possible I infect this Charmander back in Gen VI and honestly just forgot (he's been languishing for a few years now in an OmegaRuby copy I never played), but otherwise it must be possible to be a carrier before you get infected/infect others." "It's SUPER ironic if this is a new strain of the virus, though. I was saving my extremely rare virus for a thing later, RNG! Why you do this" "Anyway, Charizard will probably be cured of the Pokerus long before level 100. Oh well." (The fastest way I've found to grind xp in Pokemon game is to have a 5 or less team of level 100 Pokemon and the Pokemon you want to level quickly also on the team but never used. Exp Share dumps ALL the experience onto the lower level Poke) "I actually was hoping to hold off on exposing my Charmander to the Pokerus to speed up the 50 to 100 levels. I've had a Charizard on my 3 member Elite Four XP grinding team since Gen IV, & this new one is shiny. But to be the most effective I like 'em to be 100 b/c of exp share" The other possibility would be that my Charmander was the carrier (only Pokemon who could've come into contact from the Gen III Pokerus I have incubating in a few Pokemon on the PC) but that would mean he was a carrier before showing symptoms. "Unless the Pokerus can transfer between hosts while they're in the PC, this is the second time I've caught the virus! Last time was in Gen III. https://t.co/bROocPBhOS" @transwitchlexi No but I'm pretty high @transwitchlexi drunk lexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "Last year I remember from ""Wow we're already halfway through 2017"" to ""Wow it's already the end of the year"" felt like it went by in the blink of an eye. So I guess goodbye, 2018!" "@Lord_Kristine omg why he's not even going to get that I'm talking about like, a toy and not Honey We Shrunk The Geneticist" @Lord_Kristine 6 INCH HENRY WU LET'S DO THIS "@itsviviactually If I recall correctly (I sold my Takara Defensor and I never got a hold of Onslaught), the legs really bothered me on that mold. I LOVE the ladder gimmick for the combined mode, though. I'll give it that. And I do really want to own Megatronia someday..." "@Lord_Kristine I've been enjoying Mattel's offerings so far, but I really prefer Hasbro's style when it comes to movie licenses Mattel is always doing their weird scales for human characters and I get it's to facilitate the big dinosaurs but I'd really like these human characters in 6 in scale" "@Lord_Kristine Let's see, this is Mattel? Owners of Barbie and Hot Wheels/Matchox? The same company that thought She-Ra had to exist so girls could enjoy He-Man? Sounds about right that they'd undersell the female lead for their ""boys"" toy line." @spicy_trans_ My chest/tum luckily grows hair VERY slowly/sparsely with HRT so I just shave it. Sorry about the tum :X Question to my fellow Transformers collectors: I get that any new firetruck mold has to be painted into Inferno but between the INCREDIBLE 2008 mold and the Masterpiece version why do we need a combiner? That's combiner mold isn't even that good... @VeraThoris That's also a VERY good name. Hmmmmmm now I need to pick... @AppleChipsTVG That'd be a bit weird as that's the more common spelling of my last name (not that you knew). What's the reference? I kind of want to play Bioshock Infinite again. It's a flawed-ass game but I love its visuals and its ending. @Maiamancer Ooooh that's a really good one! name my android dream https://t.co/haP1busuj7 @CaseyExplosion I'm more of Trans Nightcrawler personally but to each their own @AnalComrade @emuchaton same but like that's every season wait what https://t.co/fKbmo5A5IF @emuchaton https://t.co/SxHjuaDmTj "@XylariaVG They should finally just put her in the Defense Hero category with this change. That's what she is now, like by definition." @XylariaVG This is really going to change the game. Any hero can appear on any platform. Ranged turrets will be a TON of fun and also be a game changer. "@ARedPandaPlush Wow that's more than even I have on DVa. I think Symmetra will be way more fun to play like this, personally. She's one of the few characters I enjoy playing as well." Holy fuck Symmetra is basically becoming a different hero. - Ranged turret placement - Ranged teleporter placement - Teleporter is now secondary ability - Primary fire no longer locks on... - ...But *everything* does more damage - Way more https://t.co/w5tI0BInVA @sangobirb I find it too painful to bear. Con: Epilating my legs hurts like a motherfucker Pro: S M O O T H The lighting in here is shit and I need to dust but here's the current set up on top of my PC that I honestly thought I'd keep clear for ventilation reasons. https://t.co/nAdBx9cMtx @spicy_trans_ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gross thank you @HeckingJen but jen why won't you lower your quality of life to prove your point @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/JBjO2kyF2t @SinWitchCirce There's a Sombra Nendoroid coming out. No idea why they deleted the tweet. My arm/hand hair is way too light for laser and FUUUUUUUCK electrolysis so this is my life now I suppose. "Using an epilator on myself doesn't hurt less than someone (first/last time it was Mistress) doing it to me, but I find the pain WAY more manageable when I'm in control." @upandoutcomic I look forward to the day where the prevailing narrative of trans people is one that doesn't include the wrong puberty. @ComradeCallie We got u fam 💕💕💕 "WITH compassion, you might be more likely to cool down from yelling in the faces of religious people that they're wrong and instead join with them to fight systems of oppression that hurting ALL of us. Priorities, people." "Without compassion, it's difficult to trust a person saying you have this mystical thing you've never known about called ""privilege."" You need a bit of compassion for others to trust a stranger when they say ""Shit's fucked up for me and people like me.""" "Compassion is another extremely important thing for us as a society to value, and dunking on Creationists doesn't didn't engender compassion. It didn't inherently hinder it, but it didn't engender it either. It let a lot of heartless people into the ranks." "If the GOAL isn't an intellectually honest ATTEMPT to find truth, we're not going to be raising more atheists with the internet. We might as a society be raising less religious people, but if they're nonreligious ""just because"" that's open to all be undone by a few ideologues." "For myself, I've moved on from activist atheism because I no longer recognize religion as the greatest hindrance to the well-being of myself and those around me. I recognize all the different overlapping factions of the Right as the biggest danger to human prosperity." "Because much like myself, these fellow atheists have determined that the MAIN concern is no longer religion. For them, the main concern is now the SJWs, or the feminists, or black people or whatever other group they want to scapegoat next." "The next Jordan Peters*n, or perhaps a few generations of influencers later, an actual religious person, basing his view on religious beliefs, could convince these atheists to join his side to fight a common enemy." "But the fact that, for him at least, his framework is BASED on his Christian views and he was able to sell it to a bunch of professed atheists who presumably are interested in believing in what's real should give you pause." "Now granted, it's not inherently fallacious to say that a Christian man can teach important truths. Peters*n's whole shtick doesn't REQUIRE a god to exist, which is part of the reason a lot of atheists started following him." "The best example of YouTube Atheism being a mistake is Matt Dillahunty debating J*rdan Peters*n partly because a lot of his atheist fans were recommending his work to Matt. You know, J*rdan Peters*n, the Christian guy?" @Kingdomcub It's possible that that has less to do with what estrogen does for everyone and more to do with what estrogen (as opposed to testosterone) does to my body specifically. It's not uncommon for trans people to attribute stuff to HRT that isn't the result of HRT so I could be wrong. Yuuuuuup. Blame their internet forefathers. Atheism on YouTube was built upon making ignorant people look foolish rather than a goal to educate. We just didn't realize it until people started getting bored with dunking on Creationists. https://t.co/v9wnt5BzHt @mosswyrm Saaaame! 💕 "Imagine if a trans woman felt that trans men weren't valid. Hell, imagine if MOST trans women felt that. Would appealing to their transphobia make excluding trans men justified? See what I mean? So please miss us with the tactical arguments. They will never work." "And yeah, you certainly feel the tactical arguments back up what you already believed, but you get that that will never convince us, right?" "Plus it's bullshit anyway because you didn't come to your conclusion for tactical reasons. You did it because the male/female binary made sense to you and as a binary trans person, you never needed to question that binary. You do it because that's what you believed already." "And I know, hypothetical truscum person I'm arguing with in my head, that you don't feel that enby genders are valid. But I and anyone you'll argue with do. You realize that if we're right & you're wrong you're excluding certain trans people for exactly the wrong reasons, right?" "The ""best"" arguments truscum people have against enby people are purely tactical. ""You're making trans people look bad"" or ""Trans people feel mocked by your existence."" But a tactical argument is pointless if we assume the genders of enby people are valid." "(It does feel troublesome to imply that all of the Left has its shit together in this regard, but I was running out of characters and I think for most of my followers, that label includes most of the people we feel are on our side)" "I really wish I ended up in the universe where YouTube Atheism moved onto fighting TERFs & the Alt-R*ght rather than siding with them. That's really where we should be. If your actual goal was in search of truth and not people to dunk on, you'd end up a Leftist." Of COURSE my bangs are being adorable right as I'm about to take a shower 💦 https://t.co/mSPILiLHER @Splox5 Yes 💕 I love this design! https://t.co/LhGTVU0qRY "@SecretGamerGrrl They do this a LOT with her. I should NEVER get pushback from the statement ""prominent trans women get punished because they are prominent and trans women"" from trans people, but so many of us get duped by this bullshit too." "Green is still obsessed with this. IT WAS ABOUT A HYPOTHETICAL PERSON ASKING THEIR TRANS GIRLFRIEND TO RUB HER BALLS ON THEIR FACE. THAT IS BY DEFINITION A PERFECT MODEL OF CONSENT. ""SEX EDUCATOR"" L*ci Green doesn't seem very educated about sex when she wants to be a bigot. https://t.co/bx7dRl4DWO" @jayne_pea I'm not doing this right now. Take it somewhere else. "@squidlarkin Oh, and the whole thing where I love women. That part is hopefully implied :P" @jayne_pea Goddesses can be P R O B L E M A T I C "@squidlarkin I've been thinking about this a lot lately. For myself, I call myself a lesbian for two reasons: - It's something I've wanted since I was very young. This is a gift to a girl who needed to hear it so badly for years - It keeps SOME cishet guys from hitting on me" "😍😍😍 Look I know I crush on every trans girl, but Natalie is a goddess, okay? https://t.co/hB3vCzkVLP" @Redcarder I would love to hear it if you ever want to share 💕 "I'll do better than that, I'll just block you! Easy for both of us. I reject the notion that dysphoria is a requirement of being trans, but even if I didn't: Non binary people can experience dysphoria. So sit down, you're embarrassing yourself. https://t.co/kzeeqA6CbF" @Redcarder lol I just realized you specialize in female superheroes just like I do <3 @Redcarder I actually do have a couple MOC toys I hang on the wall but they're doubles and I've done my best not to get too wrapped up in worrying about their condition since I have another loose figure of the same kind on a shelf somewhere. "@Redcarder I love seeing the displays of other collectors. I like that setup! But for me, seeing anything below like a 9 in the packaging would wear on me every time I was reminded of it." "Even if we pretend for a moment that cops are capable of ONLY serving & protecting during Pride, if you seriously think queer people need cops to protect us, you're fucking adorable. You're wrong, but you're adorable. The toughest, bravest people I know are all queer." "@Redcarder (Also half the reason I love collecting these things is posing them and arranging them on a shelf, the latter of which could TECHNICALLY work with MIB toys but it wouldn't be as fun for me)" @Redcarder MIB/MOC collectors are braver than our troops. I can't commit to that kind of lifestyle. The weakness of card stock and cardboard drives my OCD up the wall. "And I don't even mean this to imply I think X-23 is trans (though I am 10,000% okay with that idea let's make it canon). I just mean my trans girl ass was having none of this so-called ""logic"" about who could and could not be a girl." "Pedantic fans: How could X-23 be a CLONE of Wolverine? He's a man, you can't clone a woman from a man! My trans ass even before I knew I was trans: lol shut up nerd" "Removing weird typos my phone has picked up is a bizarrely finicky process and I'm so glad I finally nabbed this one. Half the time this is the word my phone would give me when I swiped the word ""that,"" to give you an idea of how often it tormented me. https://t.co/b1Dqf0Cc3Z" The claws are good though! A few years ago Hasbro found a plastic for Sniktbub's claws that was stiff yet passed safety regulations AND allowed the claws to be removable and I'm really glad they waited until we had that tech in place before tackling X-23. https://t.co/PcSCbDXqw2 "This is the ""teenage girl"" buck I've seen before used with Ms. Marvel & Mayday Parker and while modern Marvel Legends are a step above where they were 10 years ago, this mold's hips make crouching poses impossible which sucks for Spidey & Wolverine characters. https://t.co/BmUyaBmvCc" "Whenever I close a YouTube video just as they're starting to talk about their sponsors I always think ""Wow this revenue model is dying a slow painful death and I'm helping kill it I'm so sorry""" "@GuildingLilly @AnComWitchEmma My love of MLP and my massive Pinkie Pie collection was the first step in admitting I was trans, so this checks out :P https://t.co/TahEWmN7eN" "My love of female versions of superheroes is well-documented. X-23 has been a figure I've wanted in 6 inch scale for many years now. (I kinda hate when I end up with the torso of a BAF, though. Really tempts me to track down the other pieces) https://t.co/MKkLAheVvt" Guess who's back Back again https://t.co/oa06X5sjqB @ComradeCallie It didn't reinstate my follow but I fixed that <3 @TheSecretCallie I just assumed he was an egg. Literally thought he was a trans girl when he first followed me ages ago. I'm not sure anything else can be gleaned from his actions. This is extremely good thread and summarizes my thoughts on the matter as well. https://t.co/5jAUTtp1FK @Cosmos_Cookie Fucking gorgeous is what you are goddamn @ChaKatKimber That was my initial guess as well based on context clues. "@cordy_fox @ChaKatKimber Yeah but you learned what lol meant the first time you logged into AOL. That's like, surfing the web 101. smh was years of establishing that, with those rare early internet slang words aside, it's all based on actual phrases." "@odinsdream I've been told by girlfriend that she had to re-learn when ""No, seriously, pee now or pee your pants"" hit because that changed for her post-surgery." "@ChaKatKimber One of my superpowers is being really good at figuring out acronyms. Was REALLY handy when I was a teenager in the early 00's. ""smh"" was the only one that ever stumped me because people don't ever SAY ""shaking my head"" outside of that one acronym. That's cheating. D:" I legitimately thought Buckaroo Banzai was based on some old 1930s comic or serial. That movie successfully duped me. @odinsdream @AnaMardoll I honestly can't tell if spiro makes me need to pee more. I feel like I can always pee in the same way I can always snack a bit if there's good food. Moments of desperately needing to pee omg it's an emergency have not gone up with spiro for me. "@AnaMardoll My only fear with this is that if that becomes common it could also become the norm. I like cheering and laughing and noise on release day. But no talking, no phones, no exceptions imo. But like, more options is good for accessibility so I'd never fight to stop that." @AnaMardoll So I don't want to get too TMI out of nowhere or anything but one aspect of bottom surgery I am not looking forward to is losing my genital-based superpower of being able to hold pee in forever. Movies are gonna get harder. >_> "@AnaMardoll All of these complaints I'm completely sympathetic to, but it reminds me of people who hate the theater experience entirely. I""m weird. I love it. I want it all. Lots of people, cheering, laughing, end credits scenes, talking about the movie during the credits..." @AraAraLadyGrey RIGHT!? So squishy and femme I love it! It would never even occur to me to put fat there. Thank god my body is just taking care of it lol "It's literally only a Jurassic Park reference because I picked a girl character to play as. I imagine Rotom says ""clever boy"" if you're a boy. Steven Spielberg did not invent the phrase ""clever girl."" https://t.co/R9CMMMhLqW" @neilcic Looks more like a minimalist list of minimalists at the bare minimum. @maritronic9k Yup! Mine was already fairly light in color and thickness but it's gotten even better in that regard. It's exciting when I'm surprised by changes brought about by HRT. Like any other trans person I researched this shit heavily but there's always new stuff my body does that surprises me. One area I'm pretty sure is a new place to store fat that my body is only now utilizing with HRT is the area right above my girlcock but below my belly. There's still a lot of things I'd like to change about my body but that development looks super femme imo. @TrexPushups You didn't start too late. "@maritronic9k I mean, same, but it's still just a straight shot from my shoulders to my feet. I want the hip area to bulge out more. One day hopefully." (I'm subtweeting the recent selfie Mags posted tbh) "tfw when you see a trans girl's selfie and you're like ""Where did those hips come from tell me your secrets!!"" D:" "@Cosmos_Cookie Okay, but I just had to be reminded that New Vegas existed for me to ""get"" why we're getting another Fallout sequel. Like they're clearly positioning it in the ""slot"" of a New Vegas if that makes sense." @Cosmos_Cookie Oh yeah if this is Fallout 4's New Vegas sequel then this makes way more sense. @siobhanbjorknas @Cosmos_Cookie Listen Todd Howard is very tired. Give him a few more years okay @MagsVisaggs That's the plan! :P I just meant to get the results in your before & after pics there. @Cosmos_Cookie Okay. But why work on Fallout 5 then? This just seems silly. "@MagsVisaggs Maybe not once, but many times over the course of several years." @Cosmos_Cookie Where's my Elder Scrolls VI it's been 7 years This looks neat but we haven't had a new Elder Scrolls in almost a decade. https://t.co/N6AdLHG2Qo @TheGoatmon @Untangled_Rose Pretty much without getting into spoilers I actually still have my copy https://t.co/4ekE66sQ6I "@maritronic9k Except he says ""I love you"" not ""thank you"" :P" Oh my gosh I wasn't wrong I liked girls all along You never made a straight girl (No we never made a straight girl) You never made a straight girl out of meeeeee @lAlignRightl GUESS WHAT: You're hair's super cute :3 @petrichorable It's best Tracer skin! Definitely my favorite <3 @Splox5 @Pokemon That's a really good name omg! "@ADisguisedLaugh Really should've tagged it as ""cutie"" tbh" @MattyFranklyn Done~ https://t.co/qgXqgM5OhQ "@Empress_Trixana Yeah I noticed you had unfollowed me and I just quietly unfollowed you back since I figured I must have said something to upset you. No hard feelings, I thought. Glad it wasn't intentional 💕" @Empress_Trixana Good to know. I was wondering. "Oh my god I forgot that the Rotom Dex calls you ""clever girl"" >_< How is that anything but creepy unless I'm like, 3?" @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks @fraenergyAD I really need an *in-person* demonstration to show you what I mean~ :3 @cosmicdicks @ADirtyTrans @fraenergyAD I can help! :D @YumiScott If Sylveon was what our Dragon Eeveelution looked like I might've quit the series :P "@ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks @fraenergyAD I mean, I've taken a pretty close look and I think your parts should work for it just fine :P" @NeitherNora I see what you did there "But regardless WHERE'S MY GHOST EEVEE, @Pokemon?!" Fun side note Normal is what I bet Sylveon was before they revealed their type. Pokemon cheated by adding a new type. :P I maintain that Normal is the best guess for Sylveon in a Fairy-less Pokemon universe. "@NeitherNora They can't do it because doing so would change the number of every Pokemon. Not the end of the world, but they've got a 22 year streak going." @XylariaVG And in Gen IV they introduced sexual dimorphism so Nidoran really is just a product of a bygone era in the series. @XylariaVG The only reason they weren't is because there wasn't gender in Gen I since they didn't have breeding. "Actually, that could be how they offset every Pokemon getting their numbers changed. Or it's just Pokemon 808 or whatever they're at now *shrug*" Oh god if they're going to somehow re-order the Kanto dex can we please condense the Nidorans into one Pokemon at least? That's been bugging me for 18 years. https://t.co/7o0OKtm0yk (I promise I won't post this image every day I just really needed to vent over this recent one) Every goddamn day https://t.co/Eq0sUJEzYM @_AirYoshi_ Yup! :3 @ADirtyTrans Didn't think it was~ More sex toys is always more fun is all :P @ADirtyTrans *grins deviously* @cordy_fox And I do! 💕 @AnaMardoll Omg that's kinda cute @hoshinofan @JordanPDunsmore Yeah I was gonna say... Gary's been transitioning since we last saw her. @Lord_Kristine Hey it's mah face :3 @JustJoTG Still crushing~ @hypnokittymaid Awwww you're all locked up! Must be so frustrating! "@JustJoTG Nope, I crush on you too~" @hoshinofan OMG YOU'RE RIGHT @blackrosesyn I can't imagine that because that's way to vague of a description :P @hoshinofan Oh. Then I'll just breed my own Eevee and put that one in the PC. (As a kid I never got Yellow but I HATED the idea of being restricted with your main Pokemon like that. I will get much delight out of boxing that Eevee away forever) "@blackrosesyn That'd be cool, but I can't imagine what that'd be." @Waffliesinyofac Yeah I still prefer Eevee over Pikachu for purely aesthetic reasons. @hoshinofan There's so many more options with Eevee. I'll probably make it either an Umbreon or a Vaporeon. "@blackrosesyn All of the core games are rpgs, I dun get it o.o" "This is a cool idea! And I MUCH prefer getting stuck with an Eevee than a Pikachu, lol https://t.co/dUCLkB8p7o" Gen VIII HYPE https://t.co/FTYaFwvMw9 "@MagsVisaggs I love how they handwave that away as a rare exception to the rule when that exactly what trans people are. If you can accept a woman with XY chromosomes, that same arrangement exists in most trans women." "So I got two because I wanted to save one (OCD thing) but it turns out these crinkle really easy! Just a heads up if you buy one, be REALLY gentle! Luckily the second one I was able to peel off its backing without any creases." Some sexy chrome lady stickers from @bluewizardart! They look amazing! One of them is definitely going on my PC! https://t.co/ddjTC3LUnF Seriously though how is it even possible that I know TWO trans girls who started HRT literally the same day that I did @Weird_Autumn27 I honestly thought I'd be done with the series over it too. It really killed my drive to keep my Living Pokedex going. It was a big part of the fun of it. But I guess Ultra Sun got its claws in me so they successfully pulled me back in. "@FoxyChewToy Take it up with the Simpsons. Also, neither does the alphabet song if you pronounce it your way. :P" @uselessneetgirl Yes. As I recall the town that Team Skull takes over has a store (or maybe it was the Pokecenter?) and if you return to it after you beat the area some Team Skull members will sell you exclusive clothes. "@Josieraiderfan If you ever need literally any breedable Pokemon (and as you can see, even some of the non-breedable ones), hit me up! I ask for nothing in return as I already have basically everything. 💕" @uselessneetgirl @XylariaVG I think the best thing Black 2 had going for it was the bottom screen. Neon over black is such A Look "As someone with OCD who collects Pokemon partly because of my OCD, not being able see the ACTUAL number of Pokemon I've collected when I load the game is a real bummer. Hopefully if I beat it it'll unlock the full number?" "So in Pokemon Sun & Moon the listed number of Pokemon you have at the load screen maxes out at 300. Even if you have all 800+ Pokemon, it says 300. For the Ultra games, they appear to have increased that to 400. That's... technically slightly better?" @ButtGoblin666 BOOBERS :3 "Moving my Living Pokedex to Ultra Sun, which means saying goodbye to Moon! Solara here is rocking that goth gf look and I'm really gonna miss it. https://t.co/WuD7U8j2nJ" @Triclinia @SleekNinjaMonk Wow then that means I know two people who started June 14th last year. Weird! And awesome! "@Josieraiderfan Two years ago they released an old Event Legendary Pokemon a month for the 20th Anniversary. Most were at Gamestop and some were delivered online. I own X, Y and AlphaSapphire, so I was able to get 3 of every one." @SkepticalTyrant Same! I got most of 7th Gen already. Just have a few holes to fill not that the Ultra games are out. https://t.co/CmbhBb9Z14 @SleekNinjaMonk I started 2 days later! I know a ton of girls that started last June. @Triclinia I believe is one of them and then I know someone at my local trans support group who started the exact same day as me! I crush on every trans girl I see From trans girl A to trans girl Z You'll never make a straight girl out of me If y'all ever need some legendaries I'm ya girl https://t.co/yp8aLHHkkm @XylariaVG It took me so fucking long to get into Black 2 because they front-load you with SO MUCH SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT. I don't understand why they do this. I get so goddamn annoyed by this shit in every Pokemon game. Just let me play the game! I'm not gonna remember how your new obnoxious gimmick works anyway. This is why Bulbapedia exists. Fuck. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you just let me LEEEEEAAAAAVE https://t.co/9CuQELIMh8 @transwitchlexi Oooh what is this? "@hoshinofan @TheGoddessSara Despite my main being a Troll, I love Goblins the most by far. (I should just race change Tazztok)" "@TheGoddessSara But Nightborne! They're my favorite by far, lol. To each their own." "@TheGoddessSara I have 3 Ally toons, two of which exist solely because I like Draenei and Worgens 💕 Lok-tar ogar, otherwise." Reading this gave me a headache. https://t.co/Tp7uPMPZ5Q "Inspired by @TheGoddessSara's tweet, have some pictures of my gross children Tazztok has been my main since 2010 💕 https://t.co/EgsDHsgluw" @TheGoddessSara oh lol I'm on one of those and I hate it but I ended up putting all my alts on it >_> "@TheGoddessSara I've always wanted to play on an RP server. I'm sure I'd suck at it, but it'd be fun." "Hey pro tip when a couple of lesbians are complimenting another lesbian's appearance in a flirty way, please don't slide your cishet boy ass into the conversation to agree. It feels really awkward for everyone involved." "How is it already a year into my transition this is wild. I guess I'll have a thread about it? Just like, closing thoughts on the past year?" @emuchaton Filled with butts so far My 1 year HRT anniversary is coming up in 2 weeks! I had to look at this and you all do too https://t.co/zaWDoFr5HG Mansplaining I feel way more strongly about. It's condescending and they don't even know it so I have no idea how we reduce it. @TrexPushups Many Bothans died to bring us this HRT "Lads, I have the same basic bone structure you do. I know the score. Close your damn legs." "I haven't actually met anyone who uses the term manspreading except people who complain that the term was ever coined. That said, b4 transitioning I thought it was too difficult for a guy to close his legs in most sitting positions b/c of bone structure. I was extremely wrong :P" @queer_queenie *before opening the tweet* that's the worst possible take *after opening the tweet* wait nope I was wrong @queer_queenie @liddytronic https://t.co/YZtfNaWsQD @queer_queenie It's like he actually tried to have the worst possible take from every conceivable angle. hey y'all basic manners are hate speech i cracked the code literally just close your damn legs and don't explain shit to women like we're 5 fucking what is this shit https://t.co/PLZUkex8Uu "@FourScore64 Isn't that the same hand? Another company could probably do it, and Rare is barely even Rare anymore so it's not like they're the only ones who should be allowed to do it." @birdlegscass Mine tastes like really shitty mint. I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff your tasting. Like I can taste the flavor they're trying to mask with the mint. "@petercoffin I'm really tired of... I don't even know what to call it, The Right? Just all these assholes thinking no one cares about this shit and it's all just an act for popularity points. Like they do. Don't they even abstractly understand that this shit matters to us?" "@squidlarkin I sometimes think certain guys are attractive. I can imagine a scenario where I might want to fool around with one. I'm still a lesbian, though. Because fuck it, it's my sexuality." @emuchaton awesome let's do it https://t.co/SwfNzDOtKA Can my body fat please redistribute faster? I'm my way to cute chubby gf status but there's still a ways to go. I'd kill for hips. Fuuuuck it would change everything. @FinalBossFemme It's such a great feeling~ @ZJemptv Are you aware of how cute your butt looks in this picture because damn @strangeofgalway I love Sandman as well! But I hate reading and storing single issues. I'll be buying trades like I do with most comics. "@JustJoTG No, I had to stop and take the pictures because you reminded me to :P" @JustJoTG Yeah you could say I'm something of a fan of Zelda :P https://t.co/lvKSOt5lRH "Since my 3DS game case is technically full now (my newest addition is Pokemon Ultra Sun, which is currently in my 3DS), I thought it'd be a good time to share it with y'all. Guess which two of Nintendo's franchises are my favorites? :V https://t.co/YVmhjsZ3pp" @Weird_Autumn27 Chaotic Evil. Nice. @XylariaVG @Weird_Autumn27 https://t.co/0vJXW4QELu @emmasspace35 (If you don't say anything the default with an orchi is to take the balls AND much of the scrotum) "@emmasspace35 I'm getting both done. As far as I know, as long as you specify with whoever's doing the orchi that you want them to keep ALL the scrotal tissue, you should be fine. That's gonna be your labia, so they need as much skin as possible." "@XylariaVG Do you know if there are places that professionally clean game consoles? My Majora's Mask one is only dirty in the ways an obsessive collector like me would care about, but I'd really like to retire it in style. Clean it up, remove the battery, and rest it on a display shelf." @TrexPushups I'm going to be getting an orchi done sometime this year. Crossing my fingers for late summer. Wish I didn't have to wait at all. "@Weird_Autumn27 Any liquid with flavor, but not water. We're just out of sugar water in the house :P" I've been on the lookout for a replacement 3DS so that I can retire my Majora's Mask 3DS before it gets too scuffed up. This is really tempted but it technically won't solve my problem >_> https://t.co/y3IBGh9bYg Thanks to @strangeofgalway for alerting me to this. It looks really cool! I'm excited to read it! (Prooooobably should stop putting off finishing the original Sandman series before I read this >_>) https://t.co/b0VmY1sZGe please cut off my balls i'm begging you Taking spiro with water is really awful @TheGoddessSara pretty~ 😍 "@strangeofgalway Oh, if Gaiman's involved then I'm on board. And excited." "@strangeofgalway Sorry, I just feel very tired and jaded. I like that Shazam will have a comedic bent it looks like? Could backfire, but it's a solid approach." @strangeofgalway Must we do to Sandman what we did to Watchmen? "@strangeofgalway I like that that sounds like it's a woman who's directing, but I didn't care about the New Gods even when I was a DC fan, so no :/" "@strangeofgalway I wish I still cared. I used to prefer DC over Marvel. Now I honestly can't say I care about a single part of DC. Movies, shows, comics. It's been spoiled for me. I would love for them to turn that around in me. I did love Wonder Woman." "@JesskaNightmare Louder for the people in the back, please. And the people in the front. Is there anyone in this auditorium? Is anyone fucking listening?" "@estrusflask Okay. Yeah, I totally agree with everything you're saying. I hate that shit too. It just sounded like you hated the idea of a flag as a concept, which I'm willing to be swayed on by a convincing enough argument." The default assumption with YouTube should be that anyone talking about social justice issues is mostly likely trying to cash in on the anti-SJW fad. And that's really depressing and tiring. "Whenever YouTube suggests a new account I haven't heard of based on the more political videos I watch I always have to scrub through their catalog to make sure they weren't recommended simply because I watched a video with, for example, ""Feminism"" in the title." "@spectra_belle They're missing the harmonizing the original had which was why it was such a good song imo. But a cover can never be as good as the original and as I said, they're rocking that chorus HARD." @estrusflask I'm totally with you there. Do you have an issue with a flag being used at all or just the commodifying of it? Because that's going to happen eventually with everything in capitalism. We're probably right around the corner from it happening to the trans pride flag. Justice League was a movie that somehow already happened and I still feel like it's still in pre-production hell. "Surprising no one whatsoever, Weezer can in fact rock the chorus to Africa really, really hard. https://t.co/Yp6OuGE44e" @estrusflask You'll have to define pinkwashing for me before I can really have an opinion on it. "@estrusflask What's the current opinion on the pride flag that includes a brown and a black stripe? I thought it was as good idea, and it's an answer to this attempt at defamation that we already have in place." @emuchaton Apparently I already had 10 tokens on my account! I grabbed that shower video because it looks adorable 💕 "Oh, and how Han got his last name. I literally said, probably too loudly, ""Fuck off!"" when that happened. HORRIBLE way to set the tone of the film but luckily it was the worst thing in the movie." @Send_Lwyds @AliceAvizandum There's just too many Heated Gamer Moments I very much agree with the complaints about the cinematography. We came into the screening late so we had to sit up close and all the way to the left and I sincerely thought that where we were sitting made it look dark and unintelligible like how flat screen TVs used to work?? "@Untangled_Rose I completely agree with where they took her character having gross implications. But that and Lando's treatment of her are known issues in the Star Wars universe that have been present since the beginning. It needs to be fixed, but we knew that before L3." "L3 is a queer-coded character and I loved that. I understand why people feel like she was played for laughs and why that angers and confuses some folks. We definitely have a ways to go with representation like that. But in theater, I fell in love with her completely. https://t.co/Oq59H6A6Ll" "Okay I got to the part where they complain about L3. Calling her a feminist droid, a ""social justice droid"" etc, even in jest, is part of the reason I hesitate to recommend these guys to others. ""Mostly harmlessly confused about social justice issues"" sums them up well." "@blackrosesyn I don't think she'll be gone forever. But I also don't care either way-- the main concern, her show, has been dealt with." "Same with Marvel. They're a bunch of older guys who know the score. Eventually this will all start sucking. But to their credit, they like well-made movies. Disney's releasing well-crafted stuff through Marvel and Lucasfilm." "I keep waiting for the guys at Red Letter Media to truly shit on a new Star Wars movie. Like I know eventually they got sick of people defending Rogue One and I think that grated on 'em, but their Solo review is weirdly positive. Even they're surprised." @XylariaVG Very true. I bet John Goodman just feels really tired right now. @AliceAvizandum It's like that Tim & Eric commercial for the board game where the only rule is the answer is never Jackie Chan and no one playing it can manage that. Good riddance to bad rubbish. https://t.co/eZIXpYuOxC "@gwen_no_fear Oh I guess this goes back farther with Xexizy. Still, just funny to find out all this at once." "@gwen_no_fear Oh my god, him too? I don't think there's an actual correlation but I think it's kinda funny that within a week I've found that every Leftist cishet white English guy on YouTube has been... disappointing I guess might be the word?" @emuchaton I might have to. There's so many goddamn butts on my feed it's so unfair @EntityofJustice https://t.co/bbRbJIGQhH @EntityofJustice @Kalindlara Keep trying! 💕 @RaeGun2k https://t.co/aG2HlMZofC @RaeGun2k @Alysonesque @transscribe Doing the Lord's work @Squirrelbeer23 That's what people used to call it! I forgot lol @AliceAvizandum THEY MAKE LOBSTER PLUSHIES Somehow I never considered searching for that but I know the next thing I'll be putting on my wishlist Why does anxiety and stress lead to insomnia so often for me @mangledpixel THANK YOU! That's the part of the video I'm most proud of! 💕 "[cw suicide, rape] I don't think it's proper to put stuff that needs a content warning onto a meme image so have it in text form: Women lying about being raped and people pretending to attempt suicide for attention aren't real problems (You guys are just heartless assholes)" I forgot to post this earlier! This is one of those PotGs where I feel like my skill as a D․Va player really shines. I'm quite proud of this play 🎮🐰🎮 https://t.co/ZhQB4bHbHI @99Febro @addamschloe @p01arst0rm @ColinRoitt @Seraxis It's 3am and I really didn't need to see this on my timeline. This HAS to stem from not seeing her as a human being. It's REALLY hard for me to blame that on anything beyond her being trans. Y'all kind of train us to think that with the way you treat us. "You assholes are aware that someone could actually, truly be seconds away from jumping and like, you know, be talked off the edge by someone? Like that's a thing that happens OUTSIDE of your ""attention seeker"" fantasies?" "Failed attempts is what we WANT short of no attempts. I'm not so sure these people actually want that, tho. I can't imagine being a human being capable of empathy and ever once belittling a suicide attempt. To me that SCREAMS dehumanization and a desire to see Chelsea dead." "I like to think that if Chelsea's attempt were successful people wouldn't be calling her an attention-seeker but I guess I know that's not true. But I also know that to these people, a failed attempt looks way MORE like an attempt at attention seeking which is REALLY fucked up." I quote tweeted this through a block because I haven't had the spoons for DAYS to deal with this shit. Stop killing trans women. "[cw suicide] Ever notice how a suicide note is only ""seeking attention"" when it's a failed suicide note? The only difference between a failed suicide attempt and a successful suicide attempt is the thing that WE WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU HEARTLESS ASS. https://t.co/vwcg0CLE30" "@stormy_prime Exactly. And like, I think a case can be made that ALL of that is rooted in a kind of transphobia, but in that case I would then argue that ALL cis people are transphobic about SOMETHING, so that tweet is still a waste." @JennaGrip @transwitchlexi Why's a suicide note seeking attention but mocking the note in front of a hundred thousand followers isn't? https://t.co/dlpQGBUDfE "@stormy_prime Yeah it's basically saying to lay off of a privileged majority if they're not directly oppressing trans people which like, fuck that noise entirely. Is it transphobic for people to stare at me when I leave the house? Not directly. Therefore, fuck cis people." "Also 300 and Sucker Punch don't exactly paint him as ""liberal.""" "Zack Snyder seemingly intentionally tried to make Rorschach look like a badass, then tried to make Batman act more like Rorschach, and now he's directing a film adaptation of an Ayn Rand novel. So in addition to making shitty movies he's likely a conservative." "@liddytronic Remember how it kind of felt like Snyder didn't quite ""get"" that Rorschach isn't supposed to be seen as a badass? Yeah I think he's just straight-up a conservative filmmaker." @protozoetrope I feel like that second one comes SOLELY from a phobic place because it's not rational. @protozoetrope That's OUTSIDE of arachnophobia? Really? @Lucas_The_Demon https://t.co/FkCPavaUaZ "LRT saying ""It won't bite"" to someone freaking out over a spider is literally never helpful." @ProlFemKomiccap @transwitchlexi For some reason I haven't blocked him. I really did think there was still some good left in him. There probably never was. I legitimately do not understand why I thought that. I dropped him YEARS ago back when being an atheist was the most important part of my identity. @transwitchlexi It was more like a regret sorry than an apologizing sorry. But you're absolutely right. @transwitchlexi I'm sorry that I was too scared to post anything but a screencap of that tweet. Might've gotten myself a block too. It'd probably be best for both of us. @Cosmos_Cookie That helps. You're right. The clear-cut stuff is still there to be fought against. @liddytronic You're probably right. But how about this: The internet can at once be something we desperately needed as a species and also be one of the things that undoes us. "@XylariaVG I mean, same, but why stop there https://t.co/t5kq4Kjnef" "@liddytronic Waaaay ahead of you there. The internet was a mistake. It helped me come out and to find other amazing queer people, but I sincerely think it's a plausible solution to the Fermi Paradox (ie, this will bring about our end)." So I'm all out of ideas. I no longer know what to be concerned about regarding this. "Conversely, I also know there's a concerted effort by probably more than just Russia to deceive people online along political lines. ""Let's try riling up the Left about immigrants by saying they're trafficking children!""" When it was getting real bad in Nazi Germany I bet everyone at the time who wasn't being directly oppressed or killed thought that it couldn't possibly be as bad as some where making it out to be. This all sounds rational and believable. My only concern is that now believing either explanation of this potentially carries a lot of risk. https://t.co/bUi1ay8Xxn "@KentabooRex You know that ""melon"" taste that's present in all melons? I really don't like it. Just tastes awful to me. Watermelon is no exception." "Because you fucking KNOW someone is doing that right now. It's all just a game to them. ""Well THEY mocked OUR guy. Fair's fair, right?"" I fucking hope I'm wrong. I desperately want to be wrong about the fact that that conversation is happening somewhere." [cw suicide] If anyone tries to equate mocking the failed suicide attempt of a trans woman with the mocking the death of a cishet guy who proudly defended the mass harassment of women on social media I'm done with humanity. @liddytronic That's basically living as a trans woman. Specifically the weirdness of feeling validated by that and also that validation feeling awful. @XylariaVG Thank you. It does help to hear that. I try to be one of the good ones. "@XylariaVG Wonderful, lol I'm addicted to Twitter. That's what this is. I already know it. I think my account does some good in people's lives and that's what I'll tell myself when I stick through it despite all this shit. :/" "I've only been using Twitter regularly for a little over a year now and I've been plugged into the trans corner of Twitter for even less than that. Is it just my inexperience with the platform or have things gotten really bad the last few days? Is this maybe a ""normal"" cycle?" @transwitchlexi Gosh they're both so gorgeous I think I might be gay @SinWitchCirce I know. I don't know how best to do that and I'm so mad I can't see straight. People who won't find this triggering need to see it I feel. "@KentabooRex ""Hey I hope you're okay, do you like my parody of your suicide note?"" He's not defending it rationally. He was looking for attention, got caught, and now wants to avoid criticism." "I dunno buddy I knew you threw your lot in with the anti-SJWs (pretty sure you even beat thunderfoot to that demographic) but for whatever reason I was under the impression you still had a heart. Guess not. When you die, I will celebrate. Because an evil human being will be gone" My brothers and sisters are dying every day to suicide (and murder) and you're making FUN of that fact. That's what this is. Do have any concept of what it means when people laugh at stuff like this? Do you care at all that are lives are being devalued? Devalued directly by YOU? "Really fucking wish I could talk to you without your toxic fucking fan base clawing at me to become the next suicide attempt because I would very much like to chew you out over this, TJ. Make you explain to me what you think the joke is." @KentabooRex Nah fuck that. I can even criticize the joke. It's not a clever parody. It's just making fun of a suicide note because the woman that posted it is trans. If I had the spoons I'd REALLY like to watch him try to explain what the joke is to me. I'm having trouble fully articulating how furious this makes me. I don't understand how anyone who claims to be human can be this cruel. https://t.co/x8dJKFSxRe @transwitchlexi Extremely mood rn @theultrahand Hi yes how do I retweet this fifty times please @estrusflask What is going on on Twitter everyone is talking about this movie "I'm so lucky to be owned by Mistress. I'm not really sure what I did to deserve it, but I'm very thankful for it. I want to try harder to show that to her. @SteampunkPenny" "@klingenfels_zoe I had actually been looking for that picture, thank you. It's depressingly accurate." @destroyeroftroy @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith @norintha @Triclinia https://t.co/SFLcwGVeE6 "I REALLY just want to DM him and just say ""You're not cis, hon"" but I know that won't work. I remember feeling hurt by stuff like that before I hatched." He also used to be a mutual of mine I think? I might've scared him off with how staunch I get about most queer issues. Anyway don't go to that tweet. It's not worth it. The comments are pretty scary. Someone I follow who'sa cis guy but expressed a LOT of interest in transitioning just liked this tweet. My concern is this comes from a place of wanting to feel welcome in the queer community but feeling rejected. https://t.co/XRpfm0Itjf @Allikuja @ChickWithHorns Thank you @emuchaton A mood @Danilizabe That's depressing "@estrusflask True, though I do think most folks forgot about the weird third act of The Lost World. I feel like when people make that joke they're talking about Isla Nublar." "@estrusflask I do too, actually! I love both portrayals for different reasons." @Lord_Kristine @estrusflask I believe my staunch defense of only 100% scientific accuracy is also well-documented. https://t.co/5227PgWRuw "@estrusflask On earth, not Ixalan :P" "@Lord_Kristine I mean one of my favorite mottos is ""Be gay, do crimes"" so yes." @HeckingJen >_>;;; um lol sorry "I guess if that happened, said friend would probably feel compelled to stay even deeper in stealth, but I'm just really hung up on the fact that I KNOW terfs have seen trans women that they consciously or subconsciously pegged as cis. It happens every goddamn day." "There HAS to have been a TERF who, after sharing her newfound TERF views with a close female friend she's had her entire adult life, learned said friend was trans, right?" @HeckingJen That's a real thing some folks have. My ex only ever got a headache from it and literally no high despite everything we tried. Even edibles did that to her. @squidlarkin I'm pretty sure most trans women's brains do that without any control on our part. For better or worse that stuff can be extremely validating or invalidating. It's hard not to be hyper aware of it. Holy hell I'm pretty sure Edward from Cowboy Bebop is literally trans. Like I'm not just trying to be cute. The text of the show all but states it. @rCharlotteSmith Block 'em all. Seriously. Asking Google the important questions. (The answer was Gigan) https://t.co/7wbdtvDk8t me_irl https://t.co/TNYI2iCs0v No because I'm irrationally terrified of bees. https://t.co/LOzlTQSMR8 "I think it was meant to be a ""lol I can never play Luke Skywalker anymore sad face"" but I still nervously laughed after reading it." lol I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or be extremely concerned that Mark Hamil described himself as an unemployed actor :X @aliceincamera OP's @ is a word-for-word transcription of my reaction to that quote. "Mistress was unaware that the Wachowskis had an entire fake freeway built for the famous car chase scene in the second Matrix movie. Upon learning this, she called it ""such a diva thing for them to do"" and you know, she's right." "@petrichorable Stay safe, Val. If you ever need to talk I'm here 💕💕💕" "@FrillyHyena Nothing to be embarrassed about! We all (and that's all women, not just trans women) start out not knowing any of this stuff 💕" "Mistress: *spanks me for being bad* Me: *whimpers* Mistress: You know that's not at all convincing when you turn into the spank, right? Me: *whimpers louder* >//////<" @XylariaAD hey cutie :3 @Allicrombie hot "@DrShitfaced Aw, thank you! <3" @NeitherNora MOOD @queer_queenie I still really need a pair of these. Do they have 'em on Amazon? I could put them on my wishlist @Allicrombie It's like riding a really queer bike! You never really forget :3 "PSA to all trans women who are just starting to transition: You're beautiful But on those days you don't feel very beautiful, try taking a selfie from a higher angle. That angle makes your face look EVEN CUTER than it already is. See? Proper selfies are a great ego boost 💕" UPDATE: They met up! Only briefly. JUST BARELY made it before Kalindlara had to board! I feel like I helped accomplish something very queer :3 When I tell people Seattle is Extremely Trans this is the kind of stuff I'm referring to. Neither of them are from Seattle. :P (I really wish I saw Kalindlara's reply before clicking on the DMs with Charlotte so they were both the unread color. Just trust me that Kalindlara just offered that information on her own at the exact moment that was needed as if I was a necessary party :P) Found out that by pure happenstance @rCharlotteSmith and @Kalindlara are at the same airport RIGHT NOW but they're both extremely shy so I'm being the go-between. This happened in my DMs by complete coincidence. This is so silly. https://t.co/CsLNx63llJ @robyn_the_bitch omg cute boobs! :3 "@TheSecretCallie That's a VERY good idea. Seriously. Most of the trans people I know that have tons of followers have adopted that approach out of necessity. In the meantime though, taking it easy for a week is also a very good idea. Stay safe, hon. We all care a lot about you. 💕" @petrichorable gosh same @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith I'm gonna be timing my Seattle trip next time to coincide with as many friends and their money situations as possible. The next queercation will be ridiculous. In a few more years we'll have to make it into a convention :P @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/ZPrs8G3cgh "@rCharlotteSmith (Actual answer: As soon as possible, but what's a few more months of teasing between CLOSE friends? :3)" @rCharlotteSmith Wasn't @Kalindlara posting food pics from there like an hour ago? lol go meet up "@estrusflask Mistress: @SteampunkPenny, who I guess I'm technically engaged to Girlfriend: @norintha who I love very much :3" @Cosmos_Cookie omg I misread that at first I love it lol @Cosmos_Cookie That just makes it more fun! Now you can retcon an explanation! @Cosmos_Cookie I can't believe I haven't asked this already but what does B.I.R.D. stand for? @estrusflask Like seriously I'd sooner think that I'm PASSING with her mom than her having the wherewithal to stop and consider what pronoun to use. That goes for my mom too. "@estrusflask I think it's still fair to say inlaws. BUT we were recently talking about getting married for like, health insurance reasons. So you're arguably right regardless." "@estrusflask It's complicated. Much like with my mom there's support but not as much understanding as one would want. Usually accidental misgenderings are expected. Or so I thought with Penny's folks, at least." "@lunartearmusic: *gets up to do something* Binx: Move your feet, lose your seat! https://t.co/KUqzzMYNEA" "And just so we're clear: - Ace people are queer. I will die on this hill. - Being horny on main is usually harmless & also serves to destigmatize sex, sex workers, BDSM, etc, plus shaming us for it is being used as a tool to silence us. Fuck that. I will die on this hill." "They're distinct discourses but there's a small amount of overlap, especially if someone is speaking in vague terms about ""the recent discourse."" Just keep it in mind, everyone 💕" There appears to be two separate discourses going on atm: - Once again people are confused about if ace people are considered queer (THEY ARE) - People are trying to silence sex-positive trans people by claiming that being horny on main is indistinguishable from pedophilia(???) @XylariaAD @ShivvyUnchained As sapphic women we reserve the right to be as fast or slow as we damn well please. Just a lot of us like foreplay when it lasts for an agonizing while~ :3 "@queer_queenie Pretty sure literally any review of Alien from 1979 commented on the female lead. Ripley fucking changed sci-fi and people took notice. (Took a bit for those changes to be permanent and there's still work to be done, but make no mistake people made a bit deal out of it)" @rCharlotteSmith That's the hill I will die on as well if this becomes the new tactic to silence trans people on Twitter. @TransTwill cishet people are really weird lol "@maritronic9k Yes, but I was specifically talking about how sometimes the flirting itself is barely even sexual in nature. I bet a lot of cishet guys don't get how that could be considered flirting, given the way they usually flirt." @villanellesbian It's the worst when they do it with someone I admire who I've been trying not to annoy. I can think of a couple ppl on Twitter this applies to. I'm already doing my best not to bug them and then some rando undoes all that by being weird and inappropriate with my name attached. "It occurs to me also that this can't really work as advice to cishet guys anyway because a lot of the flirting I do isn't even sexual at times. And if that confuses you, hypothetical cishet guy reading this: That's why I love being a sex-positive, polyam lesbian. More for me >:3" Every. Single. Day. I need to tap the sign. https://t.co/YeUXVxHscR "@squidlarkin It says so much without misgendering or getting too personal. Like if a cis person feels owed an explanation of my genitals. It's like, ""Well the doctor who was there assigned me as male when I was born. Take a wild guess.""" "@SteampunkPenny I learned from the best, Mistress~ 💕💕💕" "@FoxyChewToy @HeckingJen All of us, constantly. On twitter dot com." "@JenButtLewd Because we take our time with flirting, we'd know up front that that was a given~" @HeckingJen It's because we all do it lol (maybe not ACTUALLY fuck in the airport but goddess do we wish we could) "Like, I don't mind waiting. Being playful. Letting them be playful back. Taking our time. Forming a friendship. Starting a noise band. Getting 6 or 7 roommates. Burning down an Applebee's. Then MONTHS later we're fucking as soon as we meet up." Like seriously there are SO MANY GIRLS on here that I crush REALLY hard on and would be DTF right fucking now if they lived nearby but it honestly feels like HRT just turned off my need to be a desperate creep about it if that makes sense? https://t.co/TQkihPkrrn "Desperate cishet guy: *wants a girl to commit to sex after flirting online like, twice* Me: Sweetie. Darling. Baby. Try lightly, playfully flirting for MONTHS so that when you both finally meet its not a question of if, but when & can we just do it here in the airport please omg" @emuchaton Your hot takes are just as powerful as your hot butthole "@ChaKatKimber (And btw if any TERFs are reading this through a block, I purposely painted a stereotypical portrayal of women hanging out because y'all paint yourselves into those extremely gendered roles when you police us like you do)" "@ChaKatKimber I like to think that's just extreme bias. Maybe most TERFs are anti-kink, but I think it's just as likely that if during book club Carol said she once got spanked and liked it, the rest of the ladies would more likely be intrigued than ban her from womanhood. It's all context." "@robyn_the_bitch Now granted, Ethan's grand journalism conspiracy has nothing to do with comedy, but once you're running in the circles of antis, it's hard not to become a disciple of theirs. He's close friends with Jon. Jon's friends with fucking S*rgon. This friend group is toxic to its core." "@robyn_the_bitch It's also a really dangerous way to ensure you NEVER change your mind. If even YOU think everything you do is for laughs, considering what actual harm it might be causing is inherently laughable to you." "@robyn_the_bitch If you don't otherwise have any stake in the game, comedians that thrive on pushing the boundaries of comedy will usually default to defending freeze peach above all else. If you're a cishet male comedian, it's very hard not to turn out anti-SJW when push comes to shove." "@WesthaverEmily @squidlarkin AMAB is considered appropriate, yes, but I've met even some trans people who aren't familiar with the term so sometimes I'll say ""AMAB, assigned male at birth.""" All Cops Are Bunnies https://t.co/Kwle1ZgV9k "@emuchaton gosh, same omg we should like kiss or something!" "Mistress's mom gendered me correctly! No hesitation. Just simply referring to me as ""she"" while talking to Mistress's dad. That feels really good, lemme tell you. I wasn't really sure if either of them ""got it,"" you know?" im trans @trgrrl what??? omg you're not gonna believe this but ME TOO small world huh "Very good thread about how as trans people we very often need to make sure people know they're excluding us with their language even if we ""know what they mean."" https://t.co/PdTo2EsSVW" "@squidlarkin This is the exact same issue I have with the numerous male-flavored words people throw around like ""dude,"" ""man,"" etc. Yeah you could be using that as a gender-neutral term. Many people do! But you could also be hiding behind that fact to misgender me. How would I know?" "[Very mild Solo spoiler] . . I'm really glad they drew attention to the fact that Lando pronounces Han's name like ""Hand"" without the D. It's been said that the mispronunciations of various names in the OT actually adds a layer of realism and I completely agree." "@Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Although now that I'm re-reading it, it doesn't read like that at all so I think I'm just still waking up. >_>" @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith GOTCHA You swapped um... what's that called in a sentence... who you're talking about? Yeah. In the original screenshot. It made it sound like the bigot bought the ketchup you threw. This story is less hilarious but more believable now. "@Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith And then he was like ""Well I guess I'll just buy it?"" Don't get me wrong that's fucking hilarious and you're doing the lord's work." "@Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Did like, the ketchup hit him? Because I'm picturing in my head him catching it then immediately buying it which sounds ridiculous???" @rCharlotteSmith Where on earth did this happen? "I keep coming back to the simple fact that if TERFs spent any significant length of time with us (trans women) they'd understand where we're coming from. We're really, truly not men. By every single metric." @transwitchlexi omg I'm not crying you're crying! D: "@ChaKatKimber The way a lot (most?) people are wired though, it's really hard to ignore that single ton of vitriol." "@AmyDyess No one cares, Amy" "@TheSecretCallie I think we basically agree. The scare we got with Chelsea certainly overshadowed you leaving, but what happened to you is important for people to never forget. Whether orchestrated or accidental I think there are recurring patterns to watch for." "@TheSecretCallie It's funny, Thorne told me she was sympathetic to another trans woman she had previously written off right before she deactivated. It's still a pattern of abuse against prominent trans women and I really wish there was a way to stop it." "This is why we say you want us dead, transphobes. Because you do. https://t.co/YcXKtieGaV" "@TrancewithMe Several TERFs have told me ""Nobody wants you dead"" and called me a narcissist for saying such a thing. We're not blind. We see this happen constantly. We know transphobes want us dead." @RaeGun2k Omg that's way cooler than I gave them credit! "I don't know if ""give her space"" includes not flooding her notifications, so I'm gonna play it safe. I'm glad she's safe." @RaeGun2k Are you basing that on her portrayal in Jurassic Park? Real Dilos were just slightly smaller T-Rexes with ridges on their heads. (But the JP Dilo is absolutely my fave) "Omg I have friends listing both flying and marine reptiles as their favorite dinosaurs but like a good friend I just Liked the tweets and didn't ""well actually"" in their mentions. (Even though I REALLY wanted to >_>)" Archaeopteryx! https://t.co/5V4dvGRAti "@cordy_fox It was a POV shot of her feet on a window ledge a couple stories up with the words ""I'm sorry."" It was deleted a few minutes later." @trgrrl The tweet was gone after 7 minutes. That's really quick for anyone other than Chelsea to delete it. Even if someone was with her their last priority would be checking her Twitter. @xychelsea Chelsea please don't. @Papess_Sophia_C I did too "If we've mutuals & ever spoken extensively through DMs, I'm almost always willing to swap cell numbers with anyone who's comfortable with that 💕 In case more of you start leaving Twitter. I don't want to lose contact." Now Callie's gone too. This keeps happening. I'm tired. @trgrrl psyduck look out @ARedPandaPlush During the discourse it feels like we're being dragged along. It's everywhere. i want to get off the discourse @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith CUTE ✨ Need name ideas for this dirty girl https://t.co/KhmxqPfJ6S @emuchaton .............they got the stuff @SeanWithersDraw We were born 5 days apart wow "@ADirtyTrans @FoxyChewToy Also like, my house :P" @acskibc I know you never Twitter but I appreciate your commitment to that joke avatar idea you told me about :P "And btw, ladies, if you think I'm a narcissist maybe you should stop encouraging me 😘😘😘" I'm sorry but saphhic sex is the best fucking thing ever and girlcocks just make it sexier. #IWasCalledTERF so y'all get to read this one on your hashtag. 😘💕 @Anarcho_Vampire Yes we must accept their unacceptance. That'll fix everything. @queermel @transwitchlexi https://t.co/cRpZKNLhZC @transwitchlexi uu uu uu w uu spider uwu "@Cosmos_Cookie I mean, I was immediately on her side. I guess the other characters found her silly, but as an audience member I was like ""Can we invite her to pride?"" But yeah, another reason she was too good for that movie." "@Cosmos_Cookie *only, not oh my Goddamn autocorrect" @Cosmos_Cookie Especially that second point. Gross how the on my droid to ever want liberation for droids got fridged @TheGoddessSara gosh I'm gay "In other words, that's a reportable tweet." @SteampunkPenny 💕💕💕💕💕💕 Thank you Mistress @PennyOaken Fuck yeah thank you! And this isn't just because one of them has 18k followers. I know it won't work for that. "One of the people in the thread has 18 THOUSAND followers. I don't know if it's even a good idea to try to block that many people, but needless to say I can't do this by hand." Is there a working alternative to block chain? It comes up with errors for every non-blocked account is finds when I run it. I've seen other people have this issue too. Some TERFs started a thread on me and I'd like to block everyone involved. @JordanPDunsmore Oh were BOTH of the cishet English Leftist YouTube boys getting pissy about people speaking ill of the dead? When it happened with Shaun I admit I immediately wondered about hbomb. I'm SO gay for my girlfriend @Weird_Autumn27 gosh who hasn't been there Self-care isn't always bath bombs & face masks. It can be getting high af and playing Quickplay with nothing but Junkrat for an entire evening. "Shitty edits are part of the charm of this meme, but I can't not share this all the same https://t.co/g5jEKFIjP2" A good punchline name to my list would've been Blackhole Sun This is my greatest regret "For non-pony fans, those first 3 names are actual characters. Sunset and Starlight seemingly kinda intentionally meant to feel like Twilight 2.0 & 3.0? I'll admit I know very little about Sunset as I didn't watch any Equestria Girls movies." Twilight Sparkle Sunset Shimmer Starlight Glimmer ... Midnight Twinkle Blacklight Shine Ultraviolet Glisten Gamma Ray Gleam @norintha No u :P "@Cosmos_Cookie Can confirm, cutest goddamn thing ever" @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos You two gaying it up is the highlight of my timeline every time 💕💕💕 @SeductiveTan Source: https://t.co/0IpyeNS0bm "(I'm aware this took basically an entire separate team to create. There's a LOT going on here, as anyone who's edited or created sprites can tell. But it would be sad if they didn't at least ATTEMPT to give us something comparable)" @NeitherNora isthisgoodcontent.jpg "If Wreck-It Ralph 2 doesn't at least attempt to give us something as awesome as the end credits to the first movie, we riot (Calling up Owl City again is a good start) https://t.co/OvuiPgOlnA" has this one been done yet https://t.co/6BopFKqTFw "@transwitchlexi I'm not sure why I spent 10 minutes making this, but here it is https://t.co/HzGL1unx6X" "2 months into transition ""I know I'm a girl now, & I like girls, so, um.... you know..."" mood vs 2 years into transition ""I'm a massive lesbian, lock up your wives"" mood https://t.co/rdXwuhaxam" "Sneaking into the trcusum secret vault, cleared by their scanners as being Actually Trans only to bust out with love & support for self-IDing trans ppl, non-dysphoria-experiencing trans ppl, & enbies alike. The truscum's heads explode in blasts of holy light. The war is over." "@ASecretRobin Awww. You'll get better at it, I'm sure. You take punishments so well! 💕" """If we don't shut this down, everything changes"" Please oh please oh please let this be a prelude to an actual Jurassic World. Like Planet of the Apes except dinosaurs. https://t.co/drAVVFg65T" "@ASecretRobin Such a good, pathetic pup! 💕💕💕" @mangledpixel Currently on PC atm "If this night is not forever At least we are together I know I'm not alone I know I'm not alone Anywhere, whenever Apart we're still together I know I'm not alone I know I'm not alone" @mangledpixel I see 3 squares @RacerSonic @JesskaNightmare I'm really averse to spoilers as well and when there's a recent movie that I don't want spoiled I avoid even looking at tweets that mention keywords. Sometimes I actually mute said keywords (had to do that with Avengers 3). Going into threads about the movie is not the best idea Mistress both loves when I smell like sourdough (I sometimes smell like it when I wake up? I don't know why???) and she REALLY likes sharing that with other people because of how much it embarrasses me >_> https://t.co/BF8tXAIM1g WHY IS THERE NO FEATHER DUSTER EMOJI "The doggo has been walked and the dishes have been washed. I need to find the vacuum and get the floor nice and clean, as well as tidy up all the random bits that are out of place. I want the apartment looking the nicest it's ever been when Mistress gets home." @zoeblade omg I this comment made my day https://t.co/2LmRrmZU3T @CaseyExplosion watch as terfs report this as a threat @Cosmos_Cookie They're a continuation of a race that was added to the series in Wind Waker. In that game they're somehow the descendants of the Zora. Regardless you should play Wind Waker if you ever obtain a way to play it! "@TheSacredJester As I understand it, the show is great, but like with most shows, the first few episodes are weaker than the best parts of the show later on. And this movie is comprised of the first few episodes." It's an important thing to take note of that's separate from the valid and very important point that TERF ideology is not feminist in any way. "It's extremely important to me to not get lost in the weeds when considering an intellectual opponent. Yes, I know TERFism isn't feminism. But what I want to comment on is the TERFs who I suspect aren't even PROFESSING to be feminists. That should be REALLY telling." "You can believe in the ideals of feminism and refuse to call yourself a feminist, and you can call yourself a feminist while actively working to undermine the foundations of feminism. See also the term ""atheist""" "I knew making this thread would open it to people saying ""Literally no TERFs are feminists!"" Yes, I know. But terms like ""feminist"" have two applications: classification and self-identification." @HaroldBatman Ahsoka is my hero. I've watched some of the series. @synthwavefem The Transformers movie from 1986 is technically called The Transformers The Movie and no one talks about that smh "@strangeofgalway That difference matters to me in that even from the TERFs perspective, they're no longer feminist. This smokescreen used to be mildly (MILDLY) convincing. They're not trying anymore. That's a new chapter of TERFism and needs to be noted." @strangeofgalway My views on feminism are also rigid. I don't think you're understanding what I'm getting at here. It's one thing to think feminism leads you to a TERF ideology (it doesn't) It's another to join up with a hate group professing to be feminist just b/c you like to hate trans ppl "But like it or not it's a goddamn Star Wars movie. It irks the hell out of me that I technically have to say ""I've seen every Star Wars movie in theaters except the one you forgot existed.""" "I *think* the justification of not including it in like, ranking lists of Star Wars movies and stuff, is that it A) Was thrown together at the last second (it was just going to be a TV premiere for a while there) and B) Is animated." "Us Star Wars fans need to contend with the fact that The Clone Wars had a theatrical release and was/is canon. Like I hear it's awful (despite the series eventually getting better) and Ahsoka calls Anakin ""Sky Guy"" but, counterpoint: We let Attack of the Clones into the canon. https://t.co/So9REY8YZj" "@strangeofgalway Yes, but there is absolutely a contingent of TERFs that THINK they're feminists. I'm saying that, while I might've assumed that was most of them in the past, nowadays I'm wondering just how many of them are in that category. I suspect it's less than people assume." "That said, of course most of us support the term because most (goddess I hope it's most) of us support our trans brothers and enby siblings." "People getting mad at trans WOMEN for using the term ""pregnant people"" wonderfully highlights that: - Most cis people sincerely think ""trans"" = ""trans women"" - Trans women are a favorite scapegoat of the ignorant and hateful" "Or, better yet, how many of them do you think didn't care about feminism until they heard from a friend that ""feminism"" can just be hating trans people and literally nothing else and they were like ""Well that sounds amazing, sign me up!""" But so many TERFs are weird about abortion? And they clearly don't give a shit about judging people based on gender roles? Like how do we know the majority of them at this point aren't just pearls-clutching soccer moms that give literally no shits about feminism? "Like, I'll admit that there's a version of feminism that COULD exist within TERF ideology. It requires that you equate gender with genitals, and that you base your entire feminist theory on genitals as well. It's twisted and leads to social regression, but it feminist-esque." "Legitimately starting to wonder how many TERFs are actual feminists at this point. Like, even if we assume all TERFs professing to be feminists are as feminist as one can be while being a TERF, I sincerely think most of them are just women who hate trans people and nothing more." @Mushypantsmcgee @benmisell Global Warming: Hold my beer @Mushypantsmcgee About 156 in F. In other words: Your house is melting. @Mushypantsmcgee Literally the only reason we should use Fahrenheit """But Kat, MOST women have vaginas!"" https://t.co/1uDDkFwo9U" "My aesthetic is ""Intentionally forgetting women can sometimes have vaginas""" Really want to get in on the ground floor of that up and coming Flanders baptism meme but I don't think I have an easy way to get that clip or to dub in my own music. @SequelMemes And somehow I loved both their offerings. I think... it MIGHT be... because I'm a Star Wars fan? I need to run a few more tests to be sure. @petercoffin Wow Elon found a way to milkshake duck despite no one actually enjoying his milkshake/duck-related antics for quite a while now. @AliceAvizandum the narwall bacons at midnight epic lulz wtb trans girl cuddle pile @upandoutcomic I'm such a friendship lightweight tbh @rCharlotteSmith HUGGIES ON MAIN @rCharlotteSmith charlotte that's considered being horny on main @anarchopupgirl @DrShitfaced @rCharlotteSmith @SteampunkPenny And no part of current ancap philosophy does she agree with @anarchopupgirl @DrShitfaced @rCharlotteSmith @SteampunkPenny She identifies as just an anarchist @DrShitfaced @rCharlotteSmith @anarchopupgirl @SteampunkPenny !!!!!!!!!!!! @rCharlotteSmith @DrShitfaced @anarchopupgirl @SteampunkPenny CHARLOTTE @rCharlotteSmith @DrShitfaced @anarchopupgirl N NO @DrShitfaced @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith Oh it is :3 @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith *shivers* @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith omg that's some very brave bratting:3 @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith I'm always a good girl! Fun random fact but my Mistress uses Twitter >_> @GuildingLilly I'm *Mortal Kombat voice* CHOOSE YOUR LUBE @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith why do us good girls want to be treated like bad girls it makes no sense @BootlegGirl I know it's the fucking best :D @DiracDrynx Mistress & I have absolutely talked about Ireland as the place to go if it all goes south here. @OneLameShark 10/10 drunk purchase imo @jayne_pea Live action Sari Sumdac plz & ty "@XylariaVG If you need it, and you need help getting it, no harm in trying a go fund me." @XylariaVG If you started a go fund me I'd absolutely share it @DrShitfaced It's the best~ 💕✨ This is the best skin in the game. https://t.co/Bc1YVFsgFx "@traaaaaaannnnns I have this wild idea... stay with me here, 'cause it's a weird one... but what if we DEALT with the dysphoria by getting new tits which in turn could very well solve many of those issues?" @siobhanbjorknas I'll give it another shot when the movie's been out for longer. Deleted. I really am sorry. @siobhanbjorknas I really wanted to get some of that early hype for a popular tweet. Didn't work. Sorry. Maul's role is even less substantial than Red Skull's. You could remove him and nothing about the movie would change. @galpalspod Skitty and Wailord is the popular go-to example They remind me of pieces I've drawn where I bit off more than I can chew but have a deadline and need to push myself. Mostly the composition is very often pretty weak and the colors are bare-minimum. It's really hard to know at a glance which Linkara videos I'd like to watch (I still have a many-years-long gap in what I've seen from him) because the artist that does the thumbnails is... not great at making thumbnails for YouTube. "@JesskaNightmare She has been stripped down to just her usefulness to the ""real"" people. All just to have a fun little retcon about 3PO talking to the ship and why it's the fastest in the galaxy." @JesskaNightmare It's also really screwed up that they took the first character to speak out against the series 40-year-long history of treating sentient robotic beings as property... and made it so she can no longer speak or have any agency for the rest of the series. "@squidlarkin He's continuing the long tradition of male doctors gatekeeping based on fuckability. It was a stated criteria in the 60s, if I'm not mistaken." @JesskaNightmare One dimensional and fridged. :/ I'm really tired of interesting droid characters getting killed. "@SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic You're the best, Mistress 💕" @estrusflask Why doesn't that say Golgari Rot Farm? @TheGoddessSara @rCharlotteSmith Yeah I think it only pulls from like a month or two. No way in hell Charlotte has only mentioned me 23 times. [My Best Fans] @maritronic9k @TheGoddessSara @rCharlotteSmith @HeckingJen via https://t.co/wDYaRi5iD9 https://t.co/OaLkVyur4X @estrusflask @ChosenOfAshurha @Bug_Grrrl Um... same. 100%. >_> "@ChapienTheFurry ""Keep America Great"" All those illegals, transes and liberals want to destroy what we worked so hard to get! We have to protect America from them! It writes itself." @JeSSelsener Thank you. I'll take you up on that offer if I feel I need it. 💕 "Got around to watching the Transformers episode of The Toys That Made Us. Hideaki Yoke's (the guy who designed SO MANY TFs) favorite Transformer is Perceptor & when he retired they gave him this adorable thing with a message in Perceptor's eye piece that said ""Thank you"" 😢 https://t.co/gJllmVe94X" Please no genital dysphoria today uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gonna try getting stoned. Sometimes that works. @squidlarkin Such a big mood. "OH NO I NEED THEM Definitely Windblade, Grimlock & Pinkie Pie at the very least. Seems like I might have to import them tho? https://t.co/0ZKnKbvudn" This is extremely accurate. https://t.co/Q5bBlQIjff "@HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy Kind, loving AND cute. The whole package. 💕" tfw you're at the point where if you tweet something and it gets zero likes for like 10 minutes you feel like you should delete it out of embarrassment Mood https://t.co/CS0iiaERQW FUUUUUCK Apple's design over function philosophy. Please just give me the button you just fucking had. Can anyone please help? I want to watch movies on another monitor. I like doing both things. I already can't watch it on the monitor I want because it's not using HDMI. I can never watch my fucking movies on iTunes. There's always some issue. Right now it's that I expanded the seperate window it opens for movies. Doing that blanks out my other monitor and there's NO BUTTON TO UN-EXPAND IT. Alt+tab just closes it. "@JohnofUs4Prez The only reason I place Phantom higher than Clones is because I was 12 in 1999 and Star Wars was EVERYWHERE. Food, toys, ads, just... everywhere. To a Star Wars fan that young, it was paradise. So raw nostalgia bumps Clones to the bottom. Otherwise they're equally worthless." @TimonicWulfgar I debate the placement of RotJ and TFA every time I type out that list. So I totally get it. "@Bieeanda I get what you're saying. Please don't feel like you can't reach out to me, though. I'm here for my trans siblings. Always." Updated personal Star Wars movie rankings let's do this! 1. The Last Jedi 2. The Empire Strikes Back 3. Return of the Jedi 4. The Force Awakens 5. A New Hope 6. Solo 7. Rogue One 8. Revenge of the Sith 9. The Phantom Menace 10. Attack of the Clones "@Bieeanda I was extremely worried someone would take this seriously. I guess if this is already something you do, fine, but I really hope people don't tell me they're using this thread as advice. Honestly that's arguably the same thing as the thing I'm venting about." @thelindsayellis Gosh I love being an actual LGBTQer with my fellow LGBTQueers "Maybe that's something I just have to work through. I'm trying. I have to, since it's basically never okay to TELL the person feeling sad that they're being selfish. It's not true (not in the way they'll take that criticism), & I don't want to be the kind of person that does that" "Basically, it's not their fault AND how I often feel like is the nicest way to respond to their actions FEELS like they're being selfish. That's not what it is, that's the intent, but that's the result on my end and my end alone." I guess the frustration comes from two seemingly incompatible truths: - It is NOT the fault of the depressed person (they would much rather NOT be missing out on said happy thing) - Their comment makes me feel like I now have to center the conversation around them. @Kate_Bunni @transwitchlexi I mean that too 👀 "@strangeofgalway Much like Rogue One, the reasons I love Solo are because Star Wars is my religion :P" "And if we're mutuals, I'm not talking about you. It's more about the randos." "Like, please let it out. It's healthy. I like giving pep talks. I like raising up other trans people and giving them hope. Is it selfish to want to revel in what little happiness I can find without interruption? It might be. I'm mostly just venting." "Sometimes When I post about something positive or happy in my life, especially in relation to transitioning Someone will reply saying they haven't experienced that and how sad that makes them And I would never tell them to stop I just wish it didn't happen so often" @AlineAndOut @transwitchlexi It still could! Keep in mind most of my flirting is online. But I have flown across the country to have awesome lesbian sex~ "@transwitchlexi Sometimes I think about how hard I found dating when I thought I was a guy, and how much easier and more fun it is now that I know I'm a gay girl and it's SO hard not to rub in asshole's faces." "@Imagineer2018 @HamillHimself Except that was ""In the not too distant future"" :P Then again, I should really just relax." [BIG OL' SOLO SPOILERS] . . . I love that Ray Park is coincidentally now the perfect age to portray Maul in the OT era. 20 years later? That's close enough. I love how often that's been able to happen in the sequel era of films (Sequel Trilogy and the OT movies released now). @HamillHimself The year 3000? It's so weird looking back at old ads that insist Star Wars MUST be happening in OUR universe and OUR future. The movies don't really work that way. Only way to explain it to people in the 70s I guess? "Can we talk about that surprise character reveal at the end of Solo and how much I suddenly want a... SEQUEL to Solo? Fuck, I never thought I'd say that. What's wrong with me." "@rheified Yeah, that's an intentional reference :P" Make the fuckboys pay extra. I love it. https://t.co/cHXqTkWwT8 @JulesMTdaly #JusticeForL337 "I actually LIKE crying at movies. I love how every post-Disney buyout Star Wars movie has made me cry at least once. It's not too late for Solo (TLJ took a second viewing for me to cry, after all), but I'm pretty mad about this regardless." "I'm also really angry that I was too overcome with anger to cry at her death scene. Mistress cried. I was too angry. You took a great new character from us, then you took me out of the film realizing how pissed I was at you, Lucasfilm. I was robbed of that emotion. Fuck." "If Episode IX can't be Leia's movie like they originally wanted, I think the next best concession would be to bring Lando back. Especially now that his character has been given new life with Solo's release." "@Cookie_2nd Probably some combination of them being cheap and the general stigma around sex workers. ""Let's have casual sex! But don't ask me to PAY you that's immoral!""" "You can see that I'm extremely conflicted, going back and forth. L3 is satisfying as an origin story for the Falcon. Her arc is fucking disgusting taken on its OWN merits, though. It's not funny, it's actually kind of horrifying. I'm still working through that." L3-37 was too good for Solo: A Star Wars Story Our one concession is she got the last laugh and will outlive them all. Just... silently and without much agency. Which is really gross to give to one of the few droids who was able to start seeing the injustices done to her people. "[Solo spoilers] . . . . The one concession I'll make is that her death might have meant something more than K2's death going forward. In other words, fascinating new droid characters dying back to back is probably a coincidence. It's still shitty, though." "[Solo spoilers] . . . . Just... please stop killing droids. They're not disposable. How dare you continue that trend with a character who FINALLY was allowed to highlight just how fucked up that droids occupy the space of ""property"" and not ""people"" despite being people." "[Solo spoilers] . . . . BUT, I do like that she's now the Falcon's computer. That's a believable & fascinating origin for the best hyperspace computer in the galaxy, & it explains why 3PO said ""I dont know where your ship learned to talk but it has the most peculiar dialect""" "[Solo spoilers] . . . . I'm conflicted about L3-37. I like her character. A lot. I like that Lando genuinely loved her. I LOVE what all that implies. I don't like that they killed her. I couldn't even cry at that scene because I was too angry at Lucasfilm. First K2, now L3." @Cookie_2nd https://t.co/DjkpCrVmJy "@KinkyFaerieKim It's too hard not to crush on trans girls, frankly :3" @Anarcho_Vampire I had a depressingly similar experience. I'm so glad we both found our way out of that. "@Anarcho_Vampire Fuck, same :/" "@Cookie_2nd ""Be straight forward"" Is that an intentional pun" "@hellooooo00000o @TheGoatmon I'm still ticklish in some places, and you'd think getting thinner skin from blocking one's T would make the ticklishness worse, not better, so your mileage may vary." @KinkyFaerieKim Even you! 💕💕😍💕💕 @TheGoatmon Hey I knew I didn't make that up! Thanks 💕 @Flailmorpho_ You're extremely hot always~ @maritronic9k lol I'm one of the bigger 3 but those other two barely know I exist. I feel a bit outclassed :P @RantingF Delete CC? I'm not sure what you're saying? @RantingF Jesus Christ I'm sorry you're going through all this. This guilt by association horse shit this community does is self destructive. @TheGoatmon I believe part of the reason it happens is either blocking T or increasing your E makes your skin a bit thinner. @XylariaVG You're not pathetic. It's okay. @TheGoatmon The feeling of someone else's skin on my skin excites me more and just feels good. I'm more sensitive all over. It used to be competitively numb and/or ticklish in a bad way. "@XylariaVG I just mean touched at all, not even overtly sexually" Being touched feels so much better with HRT @AliceAvizandum More like kink and more kink @AliceAvizandum Yes anyone who knows you will say you're absolutely obsessed with *squints* drugs and guns "@trgrrl heckin same, gosh" @lewdspacegem it's unfair that they're so good @lewdspacegem I mean it's totally natural Girls smell amazing we know this "@JTWhitworth Tell them they look super cute! :3 (As do you, btw~)" @geektendencies @SallyTinyTits @lewdspacegem @cosmicdicks @emuchaton oh fuck i have that "@LexiEsque @trgrrl Well, thank you <3" @geektendencies @SallyTinyTits @lewdspacegem @cosmicdicks @emuchaton fomo? @LexiEsque @trgrrl Flattering trans girls makes us blush sometimes :P @LexiEsque @trgrrl OMG >/////< @LexiEsque @trgrrl 90's kids show theme song memorization is my super power @LexiEsque @trgrrl Well if no one else is gonna: With Luna and Molly A clown and her dolly On the big comfy couch! @LexiEsque @trgrrl Are you ready Are you ready Are you ready to clown around "@ButtGoblin666 Why can't the internet just be sapphic and nice instead of like, cis guys existing on it?" @emuchaton Why oh why did you let your follower count get to 25k without blocking the cishet guys? D: The trick is just get rid of them. Then flirting is so much better. @rCharlotteSmith @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy omg she's literally liking these tweets "@rCharlotteSmith Next time you're going to Seattle, let me know! We're not near there but we're hoping to make at least a yearly visit there. There's so many trans girls on here that live in Seattle!" "@liddytronic It is so goddamn hard to be patient with drag queens when shit like this happens. In an ideal world they'd bow out of most conversations like this. ""I think you mean trans women, go ask them.""" Just realized Solo premiered on Star Wars' 41st Anniversary. May the Fourth is such a silly thing when Star Wars' actual anniversary is 21 days later. Saw Solo tonight. It was better than I expected. I'm sure I'll more to say about it later. @SinWitchCirce Had a really rough night outside of Twitter and I just can't take anymore trans girls telling me I'm a monster for the stuff I said. I'm done. @ASecretRobin looks pretty slutty tbh "@DegenerateThe @EireLucyD Thank you. I don't think I did much other than apologize, but I do try to take criticism nicely, so I guess I just did it on accident this time. I have no idea why I had Lucy blocked but I fixed that." "@HeckingJen Replace ""big"" with ""long"" and ""tits"" with ""hair"" and... same." "@TheGoddessSara I feel so dysphoric about my voice. I still have a lot of work to do on it. But you're right, I'm still a woman. I feel similarly about other trans people too. I love them all. I love you, Sara. Thank you for posting this." I've deleted every tweet I made about the guy who died. I'm sorry if I hurt anyone. I don't want to be that kind of person. @DegenerateThe @CalvinTigre I'm sorry. I really can't take this anymore. I was wrong and I'm sorry. Shall I delete my tweet? @Ruby_Lastname @SilverSoul164 sorry I pissed off your friend sorry I said anything @SallyTinyTits @lewdspacegem @cosmicdicks @emuchaton This is p gay ngl "@AdrienneCohea @JohnofUs4Prez And supported the widespread, coordinated harassment of women on social media until the day he died." @SilverSoul164 @Ruby_Lastname Seriously? You asked for proof. https://t.co/ePgB4Pj24A "@Ruby_Lastname @SilverSoul164 He supported a movement that was solely about harassment and doxxing of women. So yes, irl." "@SilverSoul164 @Ruby_Lastname This and googling ""t*tal b*scuit g*mer g*te"" has more than enough relevant results. I'm censoring these words for my own safety k*w* f*rms and his fans are name searching and harassing people over this. https://t.co/ib4MaJEYce" @Ruby_Lastname @SilverSoul164 He actively supported the harassment of women on Twitter. He supported GG until the day he died. He's also been transphobic in the past as well. Not technically fighting against human rights. Close enough imo. @TransTwill Good boy kissing a good boy :3 "@emuchaton Just in general, your face is a seat." @lewdspacegem @hypnokittymaid but being a drooly fuckpet is the best~ @elysianechoes @HeckingJen Same "@Cosmos_Cookie @Lil_UnicornGirl Limiting the language we have to describe things, but ESPECIALLY describe people, is oppression, even if rando fuckboys can't see that." @hypnokittymaid @lewdspacegem I wanna obey so bad @lewdspacegem @hypnokittymaid H-HECK 💦 @lewdspacegem @hypnokittymaid oh gosh same @emuchaton all the heckin time tbh @HaroldBatman @Global_Cluster A show a lot of otherwise cop-hating Leftist Twitter adores. "@HaroldBatman @Global_Cluster (I have no love of cops either. The only good cops are the entirely fictitious ones in certain shows and movies. People love Brooklyn 99, right? Same basic idea.)" "@HaroldBatman @Global_Cluster One of the characters in the show is a cop. Also, https://t.co/Gqe9KwJ2NH" @hypnokittymaid oooooh my fuck goals 😍💕 @Pixeljade Us Gemini girls secretly have the best birthdays Happy birthday!! <3 @mosswyrm i'm blushiiiiiiing @ClockworkQTDoll Trying to catch some of those sweet fresh lesbian meme Likes @mosswyrm omg why's everyone saying that @ARedPandaPlush I tell them whenever I feel it's appropriate. <3 @elvortel yum yum cute girl bait @emuchaton why are cishet men "@elvortel Yep, even you, cutie~" OMG everyone buy this gay dinosaur stuff!! https://t.co/SWmRfvyYuB @FrillyHyena NEVER! :D "@FrillyHyena @HeckingJen @norintha 2 Jens & a Kat, the new gay sitcom from CBS" "@lady_cantido @norintha But SURELY there's somewhere we could go from there? All of us naked, touching each other..." @HeckingJen @norintha (though I wasn't going to take it much farther than saying it would be nice. Only Mistress can domme me~) "@HeckingJen @norintha Well, the girl you want to flirt with is a massive sub, hon. :P I was cleverly taking your gay arguing and turn it into domme stuff. It's about following the lead as much as taking lead." @HeckingJen @norintha Also sweetie we're basically flirting in DMs right now @HeckingJen @norintha Spoilers I was talking about you! :D @DrShitfaced GIRLS EXIST IT'S SO UNFAIR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE @bunnarchist Am too 😜 @norintha @lady_cantido omg my heart went all fluttery hi Jen~ @lady_cantido I dunno! It's a mystery for the ages 🤔🤔🤔 (goddess I wish I could retweet this) @maritronic9k SO gay @lady_cantido omg we're both hot sapphic girls what ever shall we do "A friend of mine was lamenting how much she clams up around girls she has a crush on and that she doesn't know how to flirt. I was like, ""You could practice on me! I'm crushing on you too~"" I think I caused a short circuit, lol :3" @lady_cantido @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith True that's solid logic. also AWWWOOOOOOOOOOO now you got me doing it (there's literally a scene in Zootopia where Judy awooos and if I had a gif it would be perfect right now) And if ANY trans girl out there is thinking I'm not talking about them when I say how unfair it is that trans girls are hot: I totally am. @ZJemptv hey same "@HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @lady_cantido @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith omg what's Rosa say D: I try so hard to keep my following list under 1,000 but I must know!" @HeckingJen Most cops *aren't* bunnies that's kinda the movie's entire gimmick "@ComradeCallie You do a LOT of good things with your account, Callie. You are not abusive. Being a domme is not abuse." "@ComradeCallie I'm sorry that haven't seen this happen because if I had I would've been defending you in an instant. Sorry if that comes off like I don't believe you. Of course I believe it happened, but I feel guilty for not being there to back you up." @HeckingJen This fictional cop is adorable. That's literally it tho https://t.co/oG8ygiLSCi @anarchopupgirl @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith Pup girls definitely have a style I think is the cutest. And I say this as a literal Kat girl :P @destroyeroftroy @anarchopupgirl @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith Awwwww thank :3 @destroyeroftroy @anarchopupgirl @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith I am okay with being a pup for Jen's sake @VGArtAndTidbits Nostalgia in concentrated magazine form. @transwitchlexi *Y*I*K*E*S* "@HeckingJen @lewdspacegem @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith lol I saw her Like a tweet with her lewd account and was like ""Ooooh here it comes""" @destroyeroftroy @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith *gently hugs Jen ball* @AnnaMorousBun @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith goddess I hope so @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith omg you too!? """Kat, why are you so often horny on main?"" https://t.co/XRIrSpCfJE" @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte brings out what little domme feels I have out of me. @HeckingJen @destroyeroftroy @rCharlotteSmith Hey Helen I've deduced that your name is Helen and it's less awkward than using your @ to refer to you is it cool if I call you that? @rCharlotteSmith Are you hanging out with Cassie as well? Aaaaaaah jealous @destroyeroftroy @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith Depends. I think lactose intolerant people get diarrhea from dairy. I and many others I've heard make jokes about the subject get constipated. Milk is the worst for me. Cheese is only slightly better. "@trgrrl Mistake on both sides, then. Good to know! I'm excited to finally get to see you on my TL 💕💕💕" @HeckingJen Ask @rCharlotteSmith :P "@angelcakesinc I am indeed from the US. Colorado, specifically." "omg thank you for unblocking me, @trgrrl! You were a name that kept showing up in the socials circles I run in and I was really sad and confused that you had blocked me. I suspected it was because I think I accidentally blocked you at some point? Sorry for that. Truly." @angelcakesinc Good luck! I've only recently started to get the ball rolling as well. Maybe we'll get GRS around the same time! :3 "@angelcakesinc Fuck yeah! I want a vagina real bad as well, so I know that feel. You'll get there!" "@Doc_Wolverine Yeah they're wrong regardless of course, but even if we grant them their very narrow and incorrect view of history, they're still disingenuous hypocrites." @squidlarkin Is it selfish to worry that trans people are next? It's not that I'm not worried about this already. My mind just immediately goes to worrying about how much these people would like to do the same with us. @angelcakesinc Dysphoria is not logical and it never fights fair. Your dysphoria is valid insofar as you needn't feel ashamed for feeling it. But you're a girl and you know deep down your dysphoria is wrong. 💕 "@HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith I've had things that I've worried are hemorrhoids but I'm a huge hypocrite and have never seen a doctor for them. If they were hemorrhoids, they in fact went away in time. Maybe it hurt to sit for like a day at worst." "It's ALMOST as if this has nothing to do with historical accuracy and EVERYTHING to do with you only wanting to see female characters when they're intended to titillate you, Kevin." You ever notice that the fuckboys who appeal to historical accuracy when they see women in a WWII video game (to use a recent example) are the exact same fuckboys who defend things like chain mail bikinis by appealing to fantasy & escapism? https://t.co/ps9lfah4Ki @rCharlotteSmith Then you gotta wait it out. Take it easy until then and probably avoid putting things in your butt. @Doc_Wolverine @rCharlotteSmith Straight from the wolverine's pointy mouth @rCharlotteSmith Who's domming you these days? I could @ them :P "@Kate_Bunni I've never taken a class on it. I just go for what feels like the most logical way to argue. Regardless though, I like explaining my approach. Hope it helped." "@rCharlotteSmith Go to a doctor, Charlotte. Or ask @Doc_Wolverine maybe? But also go to a doctor. Like, he's a doctor, but you need to also go to one." @villanellesbian Yeah there's a reason Poe's Law has a name. "@Kate_Bunni It's best to zero in on the core issue when your opponent is so wrong that not even their perfectly constructed, technically impossible hypothetical doesn't even support their argument." "@Kate_Bunni Apparently it was a parody account. But the reason I skipped the ""how"" is because it's irrelevant to their core point. All they'd have to say is ""Well pretend for a moment it was possible"" and I'm more than willing to meet them at their hypothetical. It's still bullshit logic." "@villanellesbian They sure showed me, a person that agrees with them. I'm pretty embarrassed, but thank you." @villanellesbian whatever @rCharlotteSmith @TheGoddessSara and goddamn that outfit is cute as heck @rCharlotteSmith @TheGoddessSara Such a good girl omg! "@Kate_Bunni They're trying to appeal to the fetus's life, as always, and hoping that progressive folks will finally be able to see it how they see it if they make the hypothetical baby gay and the woman a homophobe. ""Just value the baby and demonize the woman like we do and you'll get it!""" @ChapienTheFurry The only semi-relevant word that comes to mind is heterosexual... D: (but also the G is next to the H on the keyboard so maybe unfortunate typo?) "@HydroCookieZ @AliceAvizandum oh my god you're gonna cut someone with that edge, sweetie" "I know dysphoria doesn't work this way, but often when I see a trans girl feeling dysphoric I really want to say, ""Listen, I'm SUPER fucking gay and you're hot to me, ergo you're a girl.""" @FinalBossFemme fuck you're gorgeous and I'm too gay for this 😍💦 "@AnaMardoll I think folks should be sympathetic to that. I certainly am. Then again, I don't have very many triggers, so I'm rather biased? I don't think you did anything wrong." "I'm ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 lesbiab, aka a lesbian so overcome with gayness she can't even type properly" @AnaMardoll *offers hugs* I don't think you have anything to apologize for. @ADirtyTrans I don't want my nipples to be erect for the rest of my like. They're really cute and puffy when they're not erect. I don't want to lose that. :/ Nipples are sore again! *growth spurt incoming happy dance* "@Maiamancer My mistake, then. I saw another prominent trans woman who said he often defended her, but playing favorites among trans people doesn't undo overall transphobia." "That's right, I'm GAY Girls Are Yum" @maritronic9k @transwitchlexi A hotness "Sleeping past noon is never, EVER a good idea. Ugh." @elvortel @transwitchlexi Fuck yeah! "@transwitchlexi Trans girls, but less ""horde"" and more ""cuddle pile."" And people are invited, not kidnapped." @LexiEsque @estrusflask OMG! 😳 "@Valkyrie497 @bulbafren That gives me a small amount of hope I guess. However (and I'm not the first to point this out), the more badass you make Fett, the more hilarious his death becomes. Unless this will be a post-ROTJ movie and they canonize his survival of the Sarlacc pit?" @ashekirk @AliceAvizandum My dad died of cancer when I was 14. Same. "@TheGoddessSara @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith @anarchopupgirl @StebMcDreb Isn't she, though? 💕" @bulbafren I bet it'll be better than my low opinion of the concept would assume. Regardless I'm already sick of character spin-off films and I haven't even seen Solo yet. @jayne_pea If you find out lemme know plz Lucasfilm I really hope you're taking notes *Boba Fett film is announced* Cool so you wanna try for one more go around then eh "But seriously, good or bad, Solo seems to have had the most lukewarm reception of any Star Wars movie since The Clone Wars and we still haven't figured out if that one counts or not" "@kama_stein Nope you're hot too, cutie!" I really miss my friend who was chased off Twitter last week. I won't name names. You either know or you don't. I have their Discord name but they don't seem to check it much. We're just not going to see much of each other anymore and that makes me really sad. @JordanPDunsmore I hate this (Retweet) "@SinWitchCirce His fans are name searching and making anyone who speaks ill of him suffer. K*w*farms has the topic pinned on their forums. I'd recommend deleting this, unfortunately :/" "@estrusflask @MusketAnna @Emmagicalgirl Yeah it's once in a blue moon that I feel the need to look at like, visual porn. I prefer written erotica these days." "@emuchaton lol I remember seeing this RT'd a ton when you first posted it and it was before we were friends so now I'm all like, awww it's Emu's butt! Now it all makes sense!" "@SinWitchCirce Yeah. Shaun the skull with sunglasses, who normally is one of the good ones, is unfollowing anyone who speaks ill of the dead." "@estrusflask @MusketAnna @Emmagicalgirl Oh god I just realized how easily I mix up porn artists names. Dmytris is the Russian one, right? SUPER buff chicks, lots of femboys and everyone's got a dick? Christ it's been a year on hormones and I'm so detached from the world of porn." @forivall @quatoria Lol I actually tweeted about the comparison to the guy who died and that character but I just deleted it because I said the whole Voldemort in the tweet "@estrusflask Isn't he the cis guy drawing pornographic images of trans women for money? Like that in and of itself should feel awkward. I've met a few trans women who aren't fond of him. Then again, you could argue trans women get a lot out of seeing themselves represented in porn *shrug*" Eventually every prominent Leftist cishet white guy will encounter the radical corners of a marginalized community & retreat to a centrist cop-out. Because he can't fully comprehend the damage that's been done at the core of it all. Shaun won't be the last one to do this. "@estrusflask @Emmagicalgirl There are VERY few porn artists who aren't problematic. I'm not judging, but there's a reason I rarely comment on this stuff. Just stay safe." Fucking preach it https://t.co/uJ0wfgdVY1 "@quatoria Can I even say the English word for cookie? I've said that a few times, tho not once referencing the totality of said cookie." "@julesprom I trust a trans woman who says he was good to her. That's about as much credit as I currently feel comfortable giving the guy. But yeah, it's complicated." @AliceAvizandum Alice this is terrible I approve I think this thread is worth reading. No one is as one dimensional as we sometimes like to paint people. This is an alternate take on the guy that I trust because of who it comes from. https://t.co/oPBfANKTYU I've been obsessed with this song for days now. It's the kind of sound that's right up my alley. Plus I guarantee SOMEONE on the Right called the music video an antifa recruitment video which just makes me love the song that much more. https://t.co/Qzu3B0BgV1 @quatoria @AliceAvizandum Not at all! Go for it. "@Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith oh sweetie, no one believes that but if you wanna try, I do love being dommed by a sub~" @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @anarchopupgirl @StebMcDreb It's adorable and incredibly embarrassing for her. I approve! "@AliceAvizandum That's what goes through my head. And it's a ridiculous notion, so I usually dismiss it." "@JordanPDunsmore @perfectsIumbers @AliceAvizandum Spongebob, Ed Edd & Eddy, and Steven Universe all have asshole Kevins. This was hard on me before I transitioned okay" @AliceAvizandum People think I hate my deadname because it's my deadname. But I maintain there's something about the name Kevin that should never be trusted. @petrichorable Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/KVy0MxOt5e @Kalindlara same @petrichorable HEY ur hot :3 @00d4n1 Oh shit we can never let it die then @estrusflask Okay because it LOOKED like you were saying I'm hot... "@ZJemptv When evil people die, we celebrate. It's the right thing to do." @estrusflask Just what are you implying... @gwen_no_fear Seemed like a toxic shit head from everything I saw. *shrug* @perfectsIumbers 😎😎😎 @gwen_no_fear Wait total biscuit died Had 2 people at group tonight recognize me from Twitter! One of them doesn't even use Twitter so she must've seen my tweets shared on Facebook! I'm kind of a big deal 😎😎😎😎 Like there are some trans girls at group Good goddamn I'm too gay for this y'all @vec2_code_witch OMG >////< It's not fair how hot trans girls are Gee I wonder why everyone on my TL is talking about Boba Fett? Y'all've been awful at spoiler warnings for this one. Lookin' cute waiting at Out Boulder for them to unlock the door 💕 https://t.co/pbxHesMO9Z "@actuallyalice A mood, as they say" @anarchopupgirl @rCharlotteSmith *she should @anarchopupgirl I'm like 99% sure @rCharlotteSmith has done this. If not sure should It's looking like I might be able to get my vaginoplasty done as early as next year. Fingers crossed! @SaintDharma @norintha Nice to meet you! 💕💕💕 @siobhanbjorknas @SteampunkPenny It's one of my favorite views 😍😍😍 "JUST as I was getting ready to shave my face, Pandora starts playing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Thanks, Pandora :P" "@spectra_belle Maybe. I mean, I guess that Prime would probably look better next to the MP36 Megs I have..." "@spectra_belle I sold my MP10 Optimus a few months ago when money was tight and I kind of already regret it, lol. I think BBTS has the Shattered Glass version on a heavy discount. I've been eyeing that delicious purple >_>" @spectra_belle I really love how Leader class figures are starting to seem intentionally sized to look okay with your Masterpiece figures. I bet that's intentional. "LRT I saw a screenshot of that SUPER gay tweet and right after I tracked it down but before I retweeted, I checked to make sure she hasn't shown any signs of being a TERF. She posts trans positive stuff! And I hate that I felt I had to check. D:" @00d4n1 that's p gay @lewdspacegem @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith Right? Fuckin sploosh @PlushieCS *cuddles and makes you snacks* @00d4n1 @maritronic9k @TheGoddessSara @norintha yeah as a fellow gay this looks super gay to me @TheGoddessSara @maritronic9k @00d4n1 @norintha *dies* @00d4n1 @norintha @maritronic9k y-you can gang up on me and d-do whatever you want >_> @maritronic9k @00d4n1 @norintha omg not you too! @lunartearmusic introduced me to beatport which a website with nothing but electronic music and I am really enjoying just picking a playlist and letting it do its thing @DrShitfaced Slutty + gay is the best combination imo Source: Am VERY much both heck @00d4n1 omg same! it's fun @norintha @00d4n1 i am FAR too gay to be having two cuties call me cute @00d4n1 we BOTH are~ @00d4n1 You're super likable! I love seeing your tweets on my timeline And you're a massive cutie 💕 "So, from 1,600 to 1,700 followers took 3 weeks, then 1,700 to 1,800 took less than one week. No idea when I'll hit 2k but I've been looking forward to it for a while now >_>" Aesthetically pleasing following/follower count~ 100 followers in less than a week! I must be doing something right! https://t.co/NL7Yx70ZBN @NeitherNora um excuse me are you aware I'm a huge slut "I'm just 2 away from 1,800 followers~ I'm so close *gasps* 💦" "gosh, just girls~ ✨✨" @ADirtyTrans I dun get it name my hentai squid https://t.co/JzhpUWzpcs @GuildingLilly Truthfully he hates everyone @vec2_code_witch It shouldn't worry you. You deserve to feel like the woman you are. @vec2_code_witch Sometimes it kinda feels like throwing everything I know about my gender at the wall and seeing what sticks. Some of that will look like what is stereotypically female because SOME part of gender is a real thing we experience and that has to manifest somehow. @rCharlotteSmith fuck same 😍 "As trans people, we need to feel like our genders to feel whole. Please give us the space to figure out how best to make that happen for ourselves." @emuchaton @Rae_Cosmos wait a sec dogs can't meow https://t.co/LHAisTBFy0 @emuchaton https://t.co/2sS8pvBc3D @rCharlotteSmith but charlotte~ l-lewd! @HeckingJen @rCharlotteSmith *fans self* 💦💦💦 @starshpgirl Yeah that's actually what I'm kinda subtweeting. The thing @/vesaldi tweeted about. Cis people are so goddamn weird. I'm so very tired https://t.co/j2awBT1Tva "Cis people: If you're about to claim a trans person is reinforcing gender stereotypes I'm gonna need you to stop, take a deep breath, and shove that opinion aaaaaaaaaaaaaall the way up your butthole" "@rCharlotteSmith ""Please tease me! Please tease me!"" Oh fuck I didn't know I hear things in mistress" "This is a real shame because at the rate they were going, we weren't gonna have a decently good Transformers movie until Transformers 9. https://t.co/hNo8rADbUq" @TheGoddessSara How could you call me out like that? We like just met D: @ChapienTheFurry @HeckingJen What if you're neither a kid nor a squid but exist outside the kid-squid binary? "I don't know if I can just summon 43 opinions on much of anything. I'd love to get like, political, but calling most things you believe in politically ""opinions"" makes it sound like you think stuff is up for debate. The most important things rarely are." @sovietblobfish @Queer_Kara https://t.co/SStJSp3syv "@ASecretRobin Not just a slut, but a good slut by the looks of it 💕" @Queer_Kara https://t.co/4ebEjWoUnk @EllieODaire @KendamuZ I can barely manage lotion! @Queer_Kara I now understand why someone might want a content warning for food "There has been an unbroken chain of constant adoration and fascination with women for me since before I could remember. Makes sense in hindsight, of course. The problem is I also turned out gay, so when puberty hit it things got a lot more complicated." "And I know cis women experience very similar pressure. Hell, probably an identical pressure. If so, then this is me learning about another aspect of being a woman. Which is nice. I do like when that happens." @XylariaVG *last minute save from a river spirit!!* https://t.co/Rw3Yd7wIOJ I don't think I need a pep talk. This isn't me doubting my gender. I'm just frustrated. "My ex, who's a cis woman, never wore makeup. Never once developed an interest. If I was a cis girl I'd probably be the same. But as a trans woman? There's a lot of pressure. Not like, direct pressure, just this feeling that I'd do better in general if I figured out that stuff." "I know I have my DMs are closed to randos, and for that I really am sorry. I don't think I could manage existing at all on Twitter if I opened them up to TERFs and chasers. But if we're mutuals, you NEVER need permission to DM me. They're always open to you. Yes, you." @squidlarkin Fuck yeah! And same. I've had this thing for 31 years too long imo You caring about literally all trans people is not genuine if it's conditional. Back off and move on. Meditate on why so many trans people yelled at you. Seek out trans people to listen to and learn from. Please. """Well I don't think I'm a bigot. I genuinely would care about trans people if they weren't saying I should die!"" Let's take you at your word for a sec. You know how much this life chews us up & spits us out, right? Are you at all sympathetic to that?" "Being a bigot is a choice. Being trans isn't. If someone is violent toward a bigot for being a bigot, they can just stop being a bigot. Trans people don't have that luxury." "(And by snap I mean verbally assault, not psychically. It's all a form of violence, but you started it.)" That ties into why we're so mad. We already have significantly less power than you do in literally every facet of life. Shitting on us on TOP of that is going to cause a few of us to snap occasionally @sasugakirin They could! and they never will @Anarcho_Vampire For some of us we don't get a choice in the matter if we ever want to leave the house @KendamuZ I just have no interest in investing the time to learn I wish I liked makeup more @Valentine__Vale Me every time my boobs hurt "Professor Kukui: Hey cousin lemme show you how to catch a Pokemon! Me: I literally own every Pokemon minus a handful of the newest Legendaries Professor Kukui: ... Me: ... Professor Kukui: Make sure to weaken the Pokemon BEFORE you try and catch it, okay?" @hotcistakes I knew there was a reason I blocked this guy. f uCK YOUU https://t.co/zn64W9smYB "Hot new idea for future Pokemon games: Put in a text box at the very beginning of the game that says ""Have you been playing these for literally over 20 years?"" and if you say yes you can skip the five hour intro/tutorial." @MattyFranklyn GODDAMMIT THAT'S THE BEST BUT I ALREADY NAMED HER TRIXIE BECAUSE Y'ALL TOOK TOO LONG If I find the name rater I might rename her. Still need a name D: @maritronic9k @JesskaNightmare Got a 50 year long case of the munchies Just a quad kill kind of day I guess 🎮🐰🎮 https://t.co/WBhwKdTPyh @JesskaNightmare This is a vast improvement to my childhood tbh "@Allicrombie There are many trans icons in the game, it's true" @KentabooRex gay~ @SteampunkPenny OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH bourbon "lol I took out our Moira by flying away with the pulse bomb stuck to my ass at the end there but quad kill all on my own! And we won, too! 🎮🐰🎮 https://t.co/vwu7UQxgM5" "I'm almost at 1,800 which means I've gained almost 100 followers in LESS THAN A WEEK HOW THO https://t.co/sqJ2M8pwQ2" "I picked this name because I was starting to become more well-known by it on Twitter. I'm continually pleased by the reactions it gets when people notice it Overwatch is super queer, y'all (It took me a sec to realize they had asked me, thus the delayed the response on my part) https://t.co/Hc0HHrhdmS" @AnaMardoll omg that reminds me you're such a good boy! :3 @AnaMardoll what even is gender smh @Lewd_Dolly cute :3 "@Lewd_Dolly It might just not be your thing. That's totally fine. I just usually know what a right, wrong, and bratty answer is. Bratty answers are technically wrong but I say them with a smirk expecting a beating~ 😍 Also making jokes in general during play is p bratty" @Commissar_Jane Had you blushing big red :P I need a name for trans icon seal https://t.co/d7NpKSIVRf "You shouldn't be charging money for the core game anymore, Blizzard. You have little to gain and lot of good will to lose by keeping this up. https://t.co/LaDJCD7W8c" "@transwitchlexi The ideal should be even people who ""aren't really trans"" should be encouraged to transition if they want to. The only possible benefit of a scan like this would be to gatekeep & create further divisions within the community. Truscum benefit from this, not us." "@chrismcfeely I hadn't seen it until seeing your tweet. It's clearly a cheesecake statue, and within that parameter? I like it. I dunno, I like sexy robot ladies." @Desti_nyan Same @RealDorianDawes Big mood Bonus: https://t.co/FgkTWn4Frd Damn right https://t.co/iRBjaO86o3 "16. The Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy (yes, TRILOGY) is good, actually https://t.co/tf3z7rRQft" 15. https://t.co/gNaoSZoHNa "@squidlarkin I once saw a tweet that said something like, ""Never ask a trans person about their genitals. Give us time, we'll bring it up on our own.""" "@squidlarkin YES. Omg, does that feel awesome to hear. I'm not the only one! I always wanted a vagina but I never had what most people call dysphoria until I started transitioning. My worst dysphoria is by far my genital dysphoria." 14. girls heck https://t.co/1W4PmagGYI 13. https://t.co/um1IYDq1hY "12. Sense8 is The Best Just, The Best. https://t.co/L7lhFEP5v2" 11. Cloud Atlas is also extremely good https://t.co/2wYWFkHPfw "10. The Matrix Trilogy (yep, the whole thing) is good, actually https://t.co/ZrCCxkAdY1" 9. Literally every wlw ship you can put Widowmaker in is goddess-tier https://t.co/DN6b8mL0wj "@SeanWithersDraw YES LIKE THAT (Lindsay Ellis, famous Starscream lover, Liked that tweet of mine :V)" 8. Jurassic World is on par with The Force Awakens for contender for best film franchise reboot https://t.co/07ZNyOBcXD @ViWieVendetta @petercoffin (They obtained those like a decade ago) 7. My most popular tweet by a wide margin is just my strongly held beliefs about sex robots: https://t.co/0BJS39KAuT 6. ponk pone is best horse https://t.co/BOlC5pxrc1 @petercoffin I don't want a Peterson Cinematic Universe "5. The recent two Ninja Turtle movies that everyone credits to Michael Bay are good, actually https://t.co/68AiuE1rAf" 4. The girl reading this is beautiful. https://t.co/6k3f8ecbLM "@transwitchlexi I like the robot girl part (big same), but I admit I don't know what was changed >_>" "3. Depictions of European dragons should be hexapodal (ie, their wings should sprout from their backs) https://t.co/AAbZOBG7Li" 2. The Last Jedi is the greatest Star Wars movie ever made. Fite me. https://t.co/bJjKi5N1uA 1. D․Va is trans https://t.co/GRcgD6rBcA oh no i'm too stoned for this and y'all are insatiable hold on I'm doing the thing https://t.co/6EkuF60EXa @TwippingVanilla There's a new documentary for the first 3 I think? @TwippingVanilla https://t.co/eVGm21iirT @norintha I really want that Orisa skin! It's gorgeous 💕 @destroyeroftroy big same @petrichorable One of my favorites from this event tbh @TrancewithMe One of my favorite Twitter hobbies tbh @Josieraiderfan Thanks! 💕 lol this was my free loot box from logging in https://t.co/nZvOFuZqjK "@Ruby_Lastname In my opinion it's the second best in the series and Jurassic Park only beats it out because it's such a classic. It was an extremely smart way to soft reboot the franchise and it felt like a logical continuation for the series. The perfect revival, on par with Star Wars TFA." UPDATE: This is silly https://t.co/WEt9Extp7v Also bought my next Living Pokedex expansion today :V https://t.co/zgmNkchu1v @Lucas_The_Demon I really appreciated the birthday wishes though! Another reason why I didn't feel comfortable saying anything >_> @protozoetrope Omg yes @Lucas_The_Demon I wasn't sure how to tell you. Sorry for subtweeting you :/ "Birthday gift to myself! For just under $30 I went from having none of the JP movies on bluray to all 4 of them on bluray & digital! That's $10 a movie plus $0 for JP3 which is exactly what it's worth, lol https://t.co/HFWYHCtj2t" "(Sorry to delete and tweet again but the first time my autocorrect made the second ""alone"" into ""alpine"")" "So I don't think I like to be called baby girl. Not from a stranger, at least. Am I alone in that? I don't think I'm alone in that." @Lucas_The_Demon Thank you "@destroyeroftroy @CRTgirl (I haven't seen it, but it's spelled with two V's and I just wanted to type that(" @destroyeroftroy @CRTgirl It's about a VVitch @emuchaton eButt @ASecretRobin lol same https://t.co/eToC4CJJlZ "@AliceAvizandum Trans girl culture, tbh" @PopGreenEpic Thank you! 💕💕💕 Thank you so much! We're gonna be marathoning Sense8 to celebrate! https://t.co/RHk1UIGUvF "I deserve a medal for resisting the urge to reply to a Catholic apologist with just a link to Tim Michin's Pope Song. Said apologist was queer and trans. I prefer not to rude to fellow trans people if I can help it. I have a really low opinion of Christianity, y'all. I'm sorry." "@johnnyblvzed @_skylar_adams God had 2,000 years to get this right. I don't have any interest in watching him catch up." "@queer_queenie You'd be forgiven for rounding it to a century, honestly" @Gender_Thief I have 2 thank you very much! btw I'm looking to get 38 more if you know anyone "@TheSecretCallie Option 3) I have all those same issues with keeping in contact with people (especially option 1, damn) so I totally get it. I consider us friends based on the ways we've interacted outside of DMs <3" @emmasspace35 Thank you! @PhoinixArt @MapleReam Gray hairs in your late 30s isn't bad. I have friends in their late 20s finding them. @PhoinixArt @MapleReam You're only as old as you admit 😉 "@MapleReam I might even keep it going for a few more years, we'll see" "I've given it a lot of thought And I've decided that this year I will once again be 30 I figured just one year as 30 isn't really enough, you know?" oh my god this looks awful i have to see it https://t.co/6b4Q8Ph8ZC "(Speaking of Funko Pops though, this will mean they'll probably start to be bobble heads for the same reason the Star Wars and Marvel ones are)" "Nice. I'm still gonna be looking forward to Figuarts releases, but Hasbro having the Overwatch License means we'll probably get waves of figures at a time. Different skin retools are more possible as well. Glad it's not Funko (not even talking about Pops either). https://t.co/iEs3kB3gZH" @CaseyExplosion Sorry to keep tagging you into sloth-related tweets I see but this one's even better! https://t.co/Dxh6Kim0O0 "Like what if the vast majority of trans people transition before their natal puberty? That's the dream, right? So much of our shared experience is the tragedy of needing to undo decades of living as the wrong gender. It's going to be really interesting seeing that change." I sometimes wonder what it'll be like when we finally get to the point where most trans people are identified & given access to the care they need early in life. "@GuildingLilly @AnimeAntonay This is also Future Trans Girl, who has access to medical advances we can't even dream of." "@MagsVisaggs lol this person is making Jesus sound like a prick I think, uh... I think that's a bit inaccurate." "@AnaMardoll Not to take this on a tangent, but this is one of the reasons Jordan Peterson's immense popularity scares me so much. MILLIONS of dollars and how many thousands of men truly oblivious to the consequences of their actions. And these men VOTE. Ugh." Thank goddess I'm a lesbian @BoringNerdyKate Completely unrelated factoid about me: I happen to be a stupid ditzy girl. "(Literally followed me because I posted a screenshot that included my bio, which says I'm trans. Stay classy, Daniel. And please go felate a cactus.)" Well that's weird why would someone follow me after seeing it was a birthday? Oh Ooooooh nooooooooooo https://t.co/7Af159eutX "@ThatAintMarth Thank you, dear 💕" @CaseyExplosion Technically this happened yesterday but I chose to believe this was Twitter birthday present to me. 😎 """Yoshi I think is a Marxist. We should be able to agree on that."" https://t.co/RsVhhg24Zb" Tag yourself I'm Do you mind https://t.co/hkF3KX2D7D "@Lea_Plath Oh, then I guess what I'd want most are movies that take place outside of the Original Trilogy era, and that do their best not to lean too heavily on pre-existing characters." I still get so tired of their frustration with Popular Things but I've been a fan for over a decade now and it's good to hear their voiced again. I don't know why I somehow missed a bunch of Mega64 Podcasts in a row for a few weeks now but I'm actually really happy to be watching again. @transwitchlexi His name is so fitting. @aliceincamera Not at all! Looks great on you 💕 @strangeofgalway Sorry >_> Good point though. Trek is also getting a bit stagnant in similar ways. "Saved for posterity because this really is Peak Anti-SJW right here. Might be a sock puppet but still hilarious. (And yeah, I quote tweet through blocks because I don't owe the cishets anything, not even an argument) https://t.co/lnFIUFYAs7" @Lea_Plath Oh I actually didn't realize what thread you were replying to. This changes the context of your comment a tiny bit. Yeah I do know that a lot of Legends stuff offers what I'm looking for here. We should have new exciting stuff in the movies too imo. @Lea_Plath No. I never had any interest in reading that stuff. Even as a kid I recognized that it existed on a different level of canon. Plus I was never much of a reader and I'm still not. "@strangeofgalway I agree, but I was talking about Star Wars, love :P" Even better summation of how hilarious this is: https://t.co/dVnJwRpEQh "@koumeposter Pretty much this, yeah. lol" I just love the framing of someone getting all huffy over us IMPOSSIBLE queers NEVER being satisfied after literally being called abominations. Willing to bet Joey has no fucking idea what I'm talking about but the big picture here would be comedy gold if it weren't so common. Also I'm pretty sure the guy supposedly speaking for the unchanging word of god will never be progressive enough for just about anyone. You got me there! Good... job? @Valkyrie497 It's okay. I don't want to invalidate your joy and excitement. I'm having a kind of rough morning. You didn't do anything wrong. "The Pope called us abominations, Joey. https://t.co/77efFJPqFD" @Cookie_2nd *hugs* Be well 💕 "@NeitherNora My vote would be pre-Phantom Menace. The Republic looked like the Republic for a loooooong-ass time, after all." "@NeitherNora I'd love more prequel era stuff, but how do you make a movie set then and not have it be about The Clone Wars? That's that staleness seeping in again. Otherwise I'm game for that era." It just makes me sad more than anything. "Like I want so desperately for my favorite franchise to like, grow? And go to new places? I'm already tired of these spin off movies and technically we haven't even had the first one. The universe is already starting to feel kinda stale and y'all want it to get even more stale." "I'm really sorry to subtweet like this, but I can't fully describe the feeling I get when I say the idea of more Star Wars character spin off movies is exhausting and someone comments about how much that'd actually be awesome." @Valkyrie497 I was replying to a question asking what *I* wanted. I'm well aware there are fans who would disagree with me. "@Cosmos_Cookie Perfect Dark Zero is a deep, weird cut, is all I'm saying." @transwitchlexi OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE "Please stop making character spin off movies. Yes, one is too many. Just the ideas of Obi Wan, Yoda, Boba Fett & Leia movies are exhausting. How about literally anything new. Please? https://t.co/RTBey9CFe9" @Cosmos_Cookie That's not a good game to base your opinion on joystick aiming on :P @GuildingLilly It's funny because of course that'll be what happens @TerraXFirma Clearly it stands for Tomato "@olivebrinker A deer walks into a bar and says ""Ouch I'll never do that again""" The McDonald's menu with Wii Shop music playing while the camera pans back and forth to two fights/murders(???) is the height of comedy and I can't stop laughing every time I watch it "@played_straight The only Solo menu item I tried was their Blaster Burger and it was a very bland, forgettable cheeseburger that was technically a little spicy. So what I'm saying is this is CLEARLY a power move" "@Lea_Plath I'm not an expert on Legends material (what they call the EU now), but I know Leia was in Rebels as a teenager (which I need to watch). That era has in fact been touched on within the current canon." """Piss taking"" is the hot new trend where you take the piss https://t.co/h0vPVGcQDD" "However, in general, lesbian trans women should feel more welcomed into those spaces. TERFs have done a really good job at making many of us feel scared to step into spaces intended for lesbians. Working to ease that fear is a very good thing." Calling that male entitlement also feels extremely wrong. I'm not sure I can completely articulate why. "I have a lot of complicated feelings about this. I would never assume that trans men by default are welcome into lesbian spaces, but I only just recently learned that some trans men from older generations have been calling themselves lesbians for decades. This isn't cut & dry. https://t.co/oSilW2dbXz" 🎉🎁🎈🎂🎈🎁🎉 https://t.co/pTqqrO69GJ @InThePinkBloc It says G A Y on the buttons and I believe the pin is called Gaytroller so I don't think so? @thimblerobot It means it's my birthday where you are! Still only 10:30 where I am so I can't see it yet. Real talk though just knowing this band existed awakened things within teenage Kat :P Pandora finally figured out I'm a massive lesbian https://t.co/LMVnfrTrTx @petrichorable I'd high with my Haunter lol @petrichorable I'd also feel really at home with the local wildlife. All those Pokemon species are super nostalgic for me 💕 @SleekNinjaMonk @spectra_belle Transformers decked out with fan-made blasters! "@destroyeroftroy What a wonderful phrase! Vagina dentata, Ain't no passing craze!" @MikeRoach3 @spectra_belle https://t.co/t75C7y27Pp Armaments have arrived! Thanks to @spectra_belle for alerting me to these! (I think I'm gonna get the gray set and arm my Decepticon Legends) https://t.co/Q2bpyvZkRv "@norintha gosh, same" @SaraGenRose You can get 'em here! https://t.co/fHwbLBoGEJ If I could live in any Pokemon region it'd be Kanto. @amissChristine That one's super cute! @liddytronic Is it caked with as much dust tho? :P Can this bag get any queerer?! https://t.co/7qoDV4VoVh The back of the card is trans colors! https://t.co/KkP1q3eLSi "@MapleReam omg I would kill for a pet Dilo! Only the JP kind, though. Tiny bouncy venom birb :3" @Mushypantsmcgee He's so high he's lighting his hat on fire! Seriously that's the only way he can hold the sword and his arms don't move :P My queer gamer pins arrived! They're way bigger than I expected!! (Dilophosaurus for scale) https://t.co/cJuOcCJ2q6 @joshroby Same! "@MarieGreen71 @wilw It's already been taken care of, thank you tho. https://t.co/jaVaAE9JYk" "Boy I wish this just had any articulation worth a damn instead of the ""squeeze legs, slash sword"" feature. And she needs a better sword BADLY. Luckily I have a 1/12th scale weapons box somewhere around here. (Also I really need a better photo setup in the new place) https://t.co/On8pqWPL1a" Awwwww yis lesbian birb pirate https://t.co/otL7WQ6jkr "UPDATE: I can now watch Star Trek TNG and say, ""That guy unblocked me on Twitter"" which is even better, frankly." @Todd_Scheve He has for me as well https://t.co/jaVaAE9JYk @lewdspacegem Fair #IWasCalledATERF literally never because I'm one of the people they want dead. (Oh yes. We're taking this hashtag too) @lewdspacegem Straight boys are gross Straight girls are confusing "@Sammantix I'd like one for all of my mains, Moira included, but goddamn a pirate look would suit her really well, you're right." "Now that Ana, Torb, Roadhog and Junkrat all have pirate skins, I *really* hope the plan is to eventually make one for every character." @CoreAndRind https://t.co/jfqK9e02Jy "oh my god I hadn't been keeping track of most of the Solo news, so I JUST found out what the lady robot is named. L3-37 I'm not sure if that's the best name or worst name of any robot ever." @Valentine__Vale p damn queer tbh Was this intended to calm people down because this just seems ominous to me https://t.co/e6LaBDwfw6 @bearsndavatican @JesskaNightmare Most of us hatched into trans girls No we don't. We didn't forget how shitty his comments about trans people have been. Stop trying to sell us a progressive pope. https://t.co/wOanYSVvdd @E1esbian I don't know the name of it. It predates my regular use of Twitter. "@TheStarfa11 She was the character that inspired the invention of the slang term shortstack on /d/ years ago, actually. She's the original shortstack!" "Update: @avatar_izzy was kind enough to @ Wil and ask him to unblock me, which he did. Sometimes the story has a happy ending, but there are still false positives on block lists. Don't use 'em." @avatar_izzy @wilw OMG THANK YOU 💕💕💕 "@amissChristine I get really defensive of imp Midna because of how little merch there is of her, but I understand her human form has fans 💕" "I understand why a lot of trans women feel that the label of lesbian is too restrictive or not descriptive enough, but for myself, I draw so much strength from being able to call myself a lesbian. It's something I've wished for for a very long time." @MavenOfMayhem Thank you so much. Trans women being denied or discouraged from the lesbian label is a subject that's very close to my heart. Like imagine a Midna Amiibo that's actually a Midna Amiibo and not a Wolf Link Amiibo with the best Zelda character in the entire series included as an afterthought. I just want a piece of 3D merchandise depicting my waifu in the way 99% of the game does that doesn't include a wolf glued to her ass is that too much to ask "You know I actually own the Wolf Link statue from like a decade ago solely because imp form Midna is included but my cats chewed her fingers off & not even the secondary market has any more but sure, go ahead and release the version of Midna no one care about. https://t.co/OUfBp6NRDq" "My birthday's tomorrow! This will be the last time I bug y'all about my wishlists until next year, promise <3 Amazon: https://t.co/YaSDvHI6WW Steam: https://t.co/63ehJOx4gb" why am i awake @amissChristine @FluffSociety trans culture tbh @TwippingVanilla I just followed their podcast Twitter account! I should listen to some episodes <3 "Granted it gets tricky when you're specifically talking about your own personal experiences. Like there's a difference between me saying ""Testosterone is the worst"" and ""Testosterone just about killed me,"" but I don't see why ""The wrong hormones just about killed me"" doesn't work" @Cosmos_Cookie I think this just means you're 4 times as cute "If I, a trans lesbian, who arguably has no reason to give a damn about testosterone or the people who need it/make it naturally can say it's fucked up to demonize T due to the countless trans masculine lives it's saved, none of y'all have any excuses smh" @AddisonArdun She's not. "Like I've watched maybe 10 of her videos now and she seems at worst positively harmless but whatever. I do not have the spoons to hear your specific hot take on her, tho. Please spare me. Just this once." "Seriously wondering if I need to watch literally every video Riley J Dennis has uploaded in a vain attempt to understand why the hell people either vehemently hate her or don't feel comfortable without hedging every positive comment with ""I'm not her biggest fan, but""" (Also after looking into it a bit more I'm reasonably certain the person OP was screenshotting was in fact a trans guy. So there's that extra layer of gross.) [Top reply was me replying to a mutual posting a screenshot of someone asking trans women to please not demonize testosterone] I'm so fucking tired. https://t.co/2PU3wBWuMo @lunarseer0 @aliceincamera https://t.co/7IUw03oFTt I was such a salty bitch while filling out that form for my therapist that I'm now (most likely irrationally) worried that it'll slow down the process of getting my bottom surgery recommendation letter 😟 @tDarkchylde Nice I'm ahead of schedule! """UMMMMMMMM Peterson IS left of center duh"" He's a man arguing that monogamy will solve all the world's problems but whatever you say, Tanner." Imagine if instead of duping all the 20-to-30-something cishet white guys who are Super Logical into swallowing traditional Christian morals we tricked them into being commie SJWs. "Fucked up that we're in the timeline where it's the Canadian professor who's afraid of non binary people that's making millions telling cishet white dudes who feel like they're not special that they should clean their room Instead of like, literally anyone left of center" "Really wish some of y'all lived near me because I'd like to invite everyone over to cuddle. There might be sleeping, maybe some Netflix, but the theme will be ""Everything's alright Kat & we love you"" 😟" Perpetually tired & gay "just need someone to tie me up, beat me senseless and tell me everything will be alright" "I know Wil Wheaton has never heard of me and just blocked me because of a block list, but the fact that I can watch Star Trek TNG and say, ""That guy has blocked me on Twitter"" is kinda surreal." @RhaganaD I actually don't know their name as I've never met them. Clearly they're not interested in meeting me :P I messed up the settings on my mixer brush in Photoshop and my inability to sit down and fiddle with it for like 30 minutes is a big factor in why I haven't drawn in months :X @ClaireMP3 YES It's never gets old 💕 "So they're using the old Wreck-Gar's weapon, which was made to be held in the middle of the handle because the old Wreck-Gar had an open hand. Because of the design the new one has to hold it this way. um https://t.co/PBNmsoUget" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @_canorris_ It's the gayest way to smoke! @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte you have a brat on your hands that's so cute @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @FrillyHyena no no no lol I meant being that cute is illegal i forgot pot was for a second i wish i was kidding "@princess_stef69 thank gosh for that, heck" @rCharlotteSmith omg Charlotte you can't get any more adorable it's illegal @AdrienneCohea @liddytronic I'm 31 and I'm a GIRL dammit @EntityofJustice I'm sorry I just love girls so much okay @HedgeMom oh fuck you too? "@liddytronic Trans women get an unlimited pass to call ourselves girl that lasts our entire life because of the girlhood that was robbed from us. Sorry, it's just how it works, I don't make the rules 💕" @EntityofJustice I know exactly how it is. lol you're awesome have a follow 💕 @EntityofJustice i mean honestly same @EsserZed Hell yeah I knew there was a reason I decided to follow you 😎 @MagsVisaggs oh my god how is time doing this @FloraKaline @00d4n1 @FaithNaff @Bieeanda oh fuck good point I need to watch this now Oh fuck I never thought of that! I... I really need to see Equestria Girls now omg https://t.co/AXpjRfdWAc @EsserZed @Valkyrie497 @toygrind I've been eyeing Scorn for a while now "@EsserZed @Valkyrie497 @toygrind I think the only Bayverse design I might consider getting an MP of is Last Knight Megatron, but the Voyager is already so good" @Valkyrie497 @EsserZed As if I haven't already watched every @toygrind video :P "@EsserZed @Valkyrie497 I have Road Rage! The girl reason is a big factor in my buying decisions, lol. I still really want Megatronia!" @EsserZed He's in my top 3 fave characters! @Valkyrie497 @EsserZed I have quite a few! 💕 https://t.co/WjCQVEYEIX @EsserZed Yeah there is some BW nostalgia. I'm enjoying the Masterpiece figures of those characters. Can't wait for Megatron! @00d4n1 @FloraKaline @FaithNaff @Bieeanda why couldn't these movies have horses in them like I want (This sounds great now that I'm hearing it) "@EsserZed It's all a big snake eating its own tail anyway since the only time the brand felt comfortable completely reinventing itself was Beast Wars and it's been long enough for the hypothetical nostalgic return to the Beast era like we see with G1. It can't last, you're right." lol of course I didn't need to tag emu do they make one that says mommy asking for a friend https://t.co/IM3xcLXeHm @EsserZed It's been a rather long time since they've updated them extensively. I'm been collecting TFs since 2006 so I've seen the entire CHUG line pass through my shelves at some point or another. I like both approaches to be perfectly honest. @EsserZed Meanwhile I collect Generations for the G1 aesthetic :P @EsserZed They just didn't have to make her a combiner limb. That's why the backpack is there. Why such a backpack tho https://t.co/qTZXykiLRQ Incidentally this is also why I'm too scared to watch The Handmaiden's Tale @BoringNerdyKate omg that's so unfair doesn't she know girls are hot!? @petrichorable OMG WHERE ARE YOU I WANT ONE Seriously this shit kind of terrifies me. What the fuck would they do with a lesbian trans woman in a world we they redistribute sex and assign wives to men? Even as a hypothetical it makes me sick to think about https://t.co/utRF0uyChE Oh no Everfree Northwest posted a video of a sing along they did to close out the con and it's doesn't look like ANYONE is singing along >_> @CaseyExplosion I'm so tired "@ComradeCallie I can't focus on just one issue, just one thing on person said, because that's not the prevailing problem I was trying to address. The point was to speak in broad terms because it's a broader problem. I do see what you're saying, though. There's unfortunately no single answer." "@ComradeCallie I hadn't really heard the term trans disposibility before the tweet I made last week, but a lot of people applied the term to it I identify the problem as a community thing. As a group, we're unnecessarily cruel. As individuals, it's fuzzier. A lot does need to be called out." @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/HJh8ZeZNO9 FACT: Stop motion animators are the coolest kinds of animators. https://t.co/KjObYymm07 "@lila_bogmonster @estrusflask I think that's pretty likely. Doesn't explain why Estrus is blocked, tho" @queer_queenie @justmizuyuki Swords feel too lesbian to me not to pick it honestly @Captain_V_Smith You're adorable I hope you know that @estrusflask He's a really popular account and I can't recall seeing a tweet of his for easily 6 months if not more. I just don't normally run in those circles or regularly think about him. But maybe you're right? "I just don't see it. Riley is patient, calm, often carefully laying out agreeable points while always making sure to add in important caveats and exceptions to almost everything she says. I know she has a cult of people that are convinced she's the devil but this is ridiculous." Arrogance is very often (though not always) an insult lobbed by someone who doesn't fully grasp what's being discussed & feels threatened by the fact that the person discussing it sounds like they know what they're talking about. "It's one thing to break down one of Riley's positions and explain, for example, how there are elements that lead to problematic thinking. That's healthy discourse. It's another to act like everyone can tell Riley, that precious bean, is inherently arrogant-sounding." "I'm told he no longer uses that block list, but I've never interacted with him and unless he's a raging centrist, right winger or transphobe, I doubt he blocked me based on a tweet of mine. This is just being trans on Twitter." "For reference, Wil in particular has ended up accidentally blocking a ton of trans people because of a block list intended to block GGers (which I'm in favor of on paper at least) because the person who runs it has a vendetta against a lot of trans people. It's the silliest thing" So fun fact about being trans on Twitter: You WILL get included as a false positive on someone's otherwise good-intentioned block list eventually. Especially if you speak up. Eventually someone running a popular block list will want you to shut up. https://t.co/o1uu3OBdPJ @estrusflask Oh wait me too actually https://t.co/IDWLoYP36F @estrusflask Weird! "I also like Riley a lot and feel extremely distrustful towards anyone calling her ""arrogant and annoying."" But even if I wasn't a fan of hers, the only purpose of these sealion tweets would be to defend the fact that 11k people want this trans woman to shut up. Fuck that." "I believe this particular sealion is queer, so please just leave her alone. It's not relevant because the point of the thread was to let off some steam as a trans woman with a relatable thing we so often see online." Please don't ever do this. https://t.co/lx2WDctS0O @00d4n1 Omg I forgot your birthday is a day before mine!! (I do recall learning that at some point) Gemini girls~ @estrusflask You're probably on the GGer block list that includes a bunch of innocent trans people I'm betting. Good heavens look at the time! 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 -------> Be super gay 8 4 7 5 6 "@PineATheWritter Did you miss the part where I said ""I don't have any patience for [this]""? I'll be muting you now." @PineATheWritter I'm not even mad. I just don't care about the topic of discussion you're bringing to the table. It's not relevant to the point of this tweet thread. You don't have to delete them if you don't want to. "@PineATheWritter You're not wrong. I just have zero patience for someone sliding into my notifications ""Well actually""ing me about one of the few prominent lesbian trans women on YT doing her best to spread awareness deserves 11k downvotes on her video about how it's bad to misgender trans ppl." @PineATheWritter Can you please text dump about this somewhere else @PineATheWritter Hey guess what I don't care "@hotcistakes ""My apologies"" No you fucker, get back here. You don't get to bow out with an apology. Fucking learn from this interaction and stop being a transphobic fucknut." @AmyDentata We have to bring back Let Me Google That For You "@norintha Oh fuck I thought he was insulting my gender because he was replying to me. I'm usually way more momma bear when my loved ones are insulted like that, sorry love D:" "@petercoffin Also as if social norms don't have any influence on policy. If something's ""normal,"" very often the ""abnormal"" needs to be made illegal." "@norintha Twitter's really good at hiding replies it thinks you don't want to see. I had completely missed that one. Just block and move on, this one's not even trying." "(btw this whole thread talked mostly about trans women because that's all that cis bigots seem to want to argue about? Call me out when I leave important aspects out of threads like these though, please)" But for myself? I'm gonna try this approach for a while or at the very least try to view debates between trans people and bigots in this way. I'll give it a spin and see if it seems more successful. "However I abhor respectability politics in all its forms, and it's not hard to spin my suggestion into a version of that. FUCK what I say if that's what this feels like to you. Don't listen to me. Be the realest you you can be. Fight oppression. Be gay. Eat the rich." "I often get hung up and annoyed with the underlying foundation of debates like these. I sometimes feel like that's the only thing that matters, and while it does matter (trans women ARE women dammit), optics play a roll as well." The actual bigots won't have their minds changed anyway. At the very least you won't change their minds by telling them the fundamental core of their ideology is wrong. Our fight is with the undecideds. "Because even if you don't have a horse in the race, if you keep seeing people debate the genders of trans people, you might somewhat reasonably assume there's a debate to be had. Don't let that be the prevailing narrative." "The ideal result would be that cis people start seeing more debates about why certain women should be excluded from all conversations about (or spaces intended for) women rather than ""Are the genders of trans people fake or not?""" "They ALSO think that the genders of trans people aren't up for debate! So literally neither of you have anything to say to each other on the matter, even if you disagree (they know that too). So fuck it. Let's talk about why you hate certain women, Karen." "Don't get me wrong, I'm in favor of like, uplifting Twitter posts where we remind people that the genders of trans people are valid. I think they serve an important function. I just mean when debating with bigots we should meet them on the surface level they wish to debate on." Previously in my own mind it's been so difficult not to call it what it is. The ONLY reason you fuckers are so bent out of shape about all this shit is because you think trans women are men. But someone has to reframe this conversation. We can't keep debating our existence. "Cis person clutching pearls over trans women using the ladies room? That's someone who irrationally believes an arbitrary category of women shouldn't be allowed to use the restroom in public. That's what that is, so address that person in that way." "I'm probably not the first person to frame it this way, but it finally clicked: We're right, they're wrong. Trans women are women, trans men are men, enby people are enby. I know that they think trans women are men, but I also know that's not true. That should frame EVERYTHING." "You know for a while I found it so frustrating that the people we're fighting against the most don't even believe our genders are real. Like how do you argue against that? WHY are we even arguing? You'll get nowhere! Had a mini eureka moment about it, though." @PopGreenEpic @OwariDaTERFs Yeah I blocked their ass. No idea why the fuck they were following me. love it when cishet people get violent over someone having the audacity to say not all violence is physical such beautiful irony @ContraPoints Honestly I like the name Natalie more anyway lol. It really suits you! @30_Helens I mean... Microsoft's not top dog anymore. That's when you make deals with other companies. Also they don't have a handheld and they've worked with Nintendo through that vector before. I think the main reason that won't happen is disinterest in VP. :/ Imagine being this cishet https://t.co/6XVbfd53g3 @raulleal76 Wow you're the most boring person I've ever met I'm so glad you're leaving the Star Wars fandom. Please never come back. Why the fuck are you following me? https://t.co/WlTSIQ3NJp @DiracDrynx Same "@VaderSan It's a thing with Twitter, it'll only happen for you looking at your photos that it thinks are nudity It makes no sense" @norintha >//////< Aaaaaah 56 followers in just 2 days how????? @jaythenerdkid Thank you. @AnaMardoll YES @ADirtyTrans @FoxyChewToy Oh! Maybe four fingers! :3 God I really just want to be in a queer cuddle pile with people I love @Untangled_Rose @NuclearTakes Literally the coldest take this account has posted "For days now I've been so goddamn frustrated and angry at transphobic bigotry but I also have very few spoons to actually deal with the unpredictable and irrational nature of debating cis people that feel threatened by existence. I have to ignore it all, block and move on. Ugh." @ADirtyTrans would a tongue work? :3 @NiemandNicky lol no I'm not that gorgeous. That's @RileyJayDennis "@ZJemptv ""You can't legislate feelings! Now if you'll excuse me, I feel like trans women are out to get me while I take a shit and I'd LIKE to be able to try to get impossible-to-enforce laws passed that will get them attacked and murdered IF YOU DON'T MIND""" @E8Emma @ZJemptv Oh my god could you please stop cribbing from the creationist playbook so hard you're embarrassing yourself. Trans people's genders are real and backed up by actual science if you cared to look. You're the one trying to legislate for feelings. @stalkofyarrow A somewhat prominent trans woman by the name of Thorne. I believe her @ was existentialenso. She was a close friend of mine. "@transwitchlexi Wait were you just told in general terms what happened or did you watch it/was it described in detail? Because HOW it happens is like, most of the reason it hits so hard." @transwitchlexi Bang ;_; "@julesprom Better yet: Drop the Reddit model and get rid of down votes. Count the upvotes if you like, but don't broadcast negativity. it just hurts marginalized people." "I wonder how many of those 12 THOUSAND people actually watched the video. Probably very few, but that doesn't make me feel any less exhausted just looking at that ratio. You can feel the anger. I don't even know what 12 thousand people looks like." "I wouldn't trade being trans for the world, but good goddamn is it tiring sometimes. https://t.co/CpxVY9cDPb" @ADirtyTrans omg same Also: I can totally help with that until I get GRS :D And I plan to! :D :D "@ZJemptv If you were talking just about cis women defending themselves against other cis women, no one would give a shit. Literally this is just ""THESE women need to lie down and take it and how dare you suggest they won't.""" @CaseyExplosion I think you need to see this https://t.co/oIW3MyimF5 @rCharlotteSmith More like pajama drop~ 😘 @liddytronic I know that feeling. We were all there at some point. I promise you'll be pleasantly surprised 💕💕💕 @LanaLoverly @GoodTransPosts We did it over a month ago but thank you for the offer! @ComradeCallie OMG I LOVE THIS! 💕💕💕 HRT is magic! @00d4n1 @Bieeanda @FaithNaff RIGHT!? And she sings like a fucking angel. @00d4n1 @Bieeanda @FaithNaff OMG YES YOU DO Like you're a lesbian look at this character and tell me she wasn't made for us https://t.co/edInLri6mB "Not that I was questioning at the time or anything, but I paused so long when she asked me if I wanted my name on it that it got a bit awkward before I finally said yes, lol Had she not asked, that signed framed poster would be on my wall right now. :/" "I've shared this before, but I'm so frustrated that I got my big special SDCC Pinkie Pie poster signed by Andrea Libman made out to my deadname literally mere months before coming out." "@00d4n1 @Bieeanda @FaithNaff She also sings the intro to ""Time To Be Awesome"" :V" @Bieeanda @00d4n1 @FaithNaff Funnily enough awesome is like her favorite word lol @destroyeroftroy omg let it cool a bit first! D: @00d4n1 @FaithNaff @Bieeanda She's my second-fave of the mane six! I was there in the very first days of the Brony fandom on 4chan's /co/ and all the lesbian memes we created with her were really exciting to egg me :P @spicy_trans_ I like the sound of that music! "@AtticusAuds No worries, it's fine. 💕" "@FaithNaff @00d4n1 @Bieeanda Same! My favorite was and is Pinkie Pie, and as a toy collector that meant I needed to have a giant section of pink plastic on my display shelf. You can't really do that if you're having issues accepting your feminine side :V" @AtticusAuds I *really* try not to do it too often. It's not the kind of person I want to be on Twitter. I just get defensive of my queerness in the face of cishet bigots. "That feeling in the pit of your stomach when you read something you know will be hard to hear and you want to ""Yeah, but!"" defensively: I had it initially while reading this, but I set it aside. Please try to do the same and give this a read. It's extremely important. https://t.co/pIWq4lFtcY" The real trans agenda was My Little Pony Friendship is Magic @Saber_Bunny I really like that approach! @ADirtyTrans @maritronic9k lol I'm stoned off my ass and can still dunk like a pro "That music might have played a small role in helping me come out. No more than a year after my ""middle schooler"" revelation, I knew I was trans. (And the best song is still Doctor Jones)" "I was feeling nostalgic for a girlhood adolescence I never experienced. But right before I hatched I didn't know what that *feeling* was when I listened to their first two albums and remembered those years. To my brain, Aqua feels like feminine/queer-flavored nostalgia." I shared this revelation with a few people. No one knew what the fuck I was talking about or why said revelation excited me so much. Now I think I get it. I *was* a middle school girl when I discovered Aqua! Right before I came out I kind of re-discovered them after having not listened for many years. I remember having this revelation: Aqua sounds like the music a middle school girl would listen to! "One of the first truly, undeniably queer pieces of media I liked was Aqua" @ADirtyTrans Fuckin right? "@MapleReam @spicy_trans_ Girls who like girls. Lesbians, bi girls, pan girls, etc 💕" @Kalindlara @XylariaVG yay snuggles!!! "Or maybe I'm just a lesbian getting more ""poon tang"" than you lol https://t.co/XUlJHQoIj5" @spicy_trans_ @maritronic9k @squidlarkin @persenche This was lovely to read. Thank you so much for sharing it 💕 """The stories that held so much power over me were the stories that had resonated with a part of me that still lay hidden, sleeping – stories that reached into a part of me completely locked away, brushed for just a moment against something sensitive and trembling and fearful.""" "If you're a sapphic trans girl, I *highly* recommend this post by @spicy_trans_ about her journey figuring out she was a girl that liked girls. https://t.co/5gsfxQlaNC" @maritronic9k @spicy_trans_ @squidlarkin @persenche So often I tried to suggest to myself I might be gay but I kept running into the problem that I liked girls. I was so close! "@maritronic9k @spicy_trans_ @squidlarkin @persenche You're right, it probably wouldn't have." "@spicy_trans_ @maritronic9k @squidlarkin @persenche Sooo, bit of detail, I didn't have sex until I was like 26 and then only with that one person until i came out 3 years later. I only say that because you just described my experience too, expect on fast forward in just 3 years with one woman >_>" "@squidlarkin @SissaDreki @maritronic9k @persenche I have ""transbian"" in my bio because I crush hardest on trans girls and enbies. It's not being a chaser. It's super common, actually" @ZJemptv Fuck truscummy views like that. @maritronic9k @spicy_trans_ @squidlarkin @persenche Dunno if that makes sense. I just had this very low opinion of sex while also having a healthy libido. "@maritronic9k @spicy_trans_ @squidlarkin @persenche I definitely had a desire to have sex after puberty, but there was always this sense that it could never be what I actually wanted so may as well do this thing with my dick that the hormones want so bad." @XylariaVG omg I love handholding and cuddling~ @Cynon44 Yep! @squidlarkin @maritronic9k @persenche lol I still do too now that you mention it <3 @squidlarkin @maritronic9k @persenche Did you ever get that flutter in your heart whenever you saw two girls kissing in media? @ComradeCallie Is it weird that I'm not into feet but I just really like supporting the fetishes of my friends? @maritronic9k @squidlarkin @persenche Being a lesbian is what my heart wanted my whole life. It's the best thing ever that I'm finally here 💕 "@HeckinLewdSara You're pretty good at making other girls horny, tho. You have a gift :P" "@HeckinLewdSara Oh! I mean, that makes sense." @TheGoddessSara Your bad? I went from 0 to a solid 6 on the horny scale. I should thank you! :P @00d4n1 YES YES YES YES This is my origin story as well and I'm so glad MLP helped so many other trans girls to come out 💕 @HeckinLewdSara I've had a huge spike recently now that I've been on progesterone a couple months >.< @TheGoddessSara @LexiEsque @ToniMills69 @androbutterfly *fans self while reading* @00d4n1 omg i'm too gay for this how dare <3 @ComradeCallie Blocked :/ "@CaseyExplosion Thankfully the account was deleted, but yeah looking back I'm pretty sure this was someone who is not our friend trying to capitalize on recent drama. I'm pretty sure the account was created after Thorne deactivated." @ComradeCallie waaaaaaait a second I'm not sure I believe you @LexiEsque @TheGoddessSara saaaaaaaame brats can usually spot other brats pretty easy :P @LexiEsque @TheGoddessSara omg so bratty :P "@TheGoddessSara @SteampunkPenny You're actually a Switch, right? Mistress doesn't often follow other dommes." @squidlarkin lol I love it when bigoted cis lesbians think no one wants to fuck us. I was never as in high demand as a supposed man than I am now that I know I'm a lesbian :P "@TheGoddessSara I mean if it's just flirting, I prefer to keep it public tbh. If it were something beyond that, you'd have to ask permission. I'm @SteampunkPenny's property :3" @NiemandNicky I'm sorry :/ @TheGoddessSara has been doing a great job gettin' that hornt feeling back oh my @NiemandNicky She's happier for it. I've stayed in contact. Still bullshit that people pushed her off. "@joshroby No worries, most people miss the spelling <3" @NuclearNympho @TheGoddessSara @LexiEsque Can also confirm "@TheGoddessSara @LexiEsque Hell yes! If you'll recall, I am also a gay slut soooooo" @TheGoddessSara @LexiEsque um excuse me I'm pretty sure you're doing exactly what you should be doing @tiger lol I was actually thinking about our interaction when I tweeted that! I haven't seen you tweet much so I wasn't sure you'd see it >_> Thank you 💕💕 "@ARedPandaPlush My deadname started with a K, and as an artist I already had a signature I was proud of. Luckily it was just ""KG,"" so I could keep the sig if I kept the first letter." @LexiEsque @TheGoddessSara Well then I am SUPER glad I decided to follow you! :3 @TheGoddessSara @LexiEsque gettin' pretty gay in here ngl "When looking up K names for myself, I very seriously considered Katara" "@ARedPandaPlush Yeah, I'll figure something out. I'll probably just stick with Katlyn because I'm lazy :P" "@lewdspacegem Here lemme help: As a bun girl, pup girls are SO CUTE OMG" @Miss_Xhiel Yup! 💕 @TheGoddessSara We have so much in common! I guess it's easy for sluts to recognize each other~ I'd love to follow said lewder account :3 "@ARedPandaPlush You're right, but I never hear it, that's the problem. :/" @TheGoddessSara lol it's been awhile since I met a completely new person to flirt with! So happy you landed on my TL <3 "Like, ideally it would go, ""Hey Katlyn!"" then I'd go, ""I go by Kat"" But it's normally ""Hey Katelyn!"" then I go ""It's Katlyn, but I go by Kat"" When you're cis you just kinda deal with that but I have all the control here. I can fix this." @TheGoddessSara lol I'm a noisy orgasmer too <3 I'm starting to question the usefulness of having my name be Katlyn when everyone mispronounces it and I prefer to be called Kat anyway. I just love the way Katlyn sounds D: @TheGoddessSara omg did you know i'm extremely gay @amissChristine @TheGoddessSara lol sorry :P @amissChristine @TheGoddessSara I was 6 >_> @amissChristine @TheGoddessSara Probably :/ I feel so old lol @TheGoddessSara oh hello there maybe we could help each other @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte we gotta try to sync up next time I really wanna meet you! ;_; @rCharlotteSmith FGHGGHBFBHFVGBHY I WAS JUST NEARBY LIKE A MONTH AGO "I know I complained about it, but I already miss the level of horny I was the previous two days." @TheGoddessSara oh gosh same~ @amissChristine @TheGoddessSara YES! Most people guess Jar Jar Binx D: "@MattyFranklyn As I understand it, y'all just call jawbreakers gobstoppers over there? You're not supposed to shove a jawbreaker in your mouth. They're usually too big. You're supposed to suck/lick and make a gross mess while it slowly gets smaller. Except the movie versions never get smaller." @lmcgrew @blackrosesyn I will. Everlasting Gobstoppers are one of the best candies ever invented imo "I'm a woman born with a penis and in a fair world that would garner me sympathy from anyone I told. If you cut away all the bullshit, all the bigotry, and the politics, it's just really fucked up that I have to deal with this and I feel like that shouldn't be hard to see." @GuildingLilly Omg there's a pride section at Target?! @SteampunkPenny we should buy all the things @TheGoatmon I've been told that addition is different enough from DSII and that I should play the original first. I wouldn't say no to either tho "Okay, let's try this again. I think I made it so everyone can see my Steam wishlist. My birthday's in 3 days if anyone wants to get me anything! 💕 https://t.co/63ehJOx4gb" "Contrary to what ya'll must think, we're not morons. We can tell you're hoping ""slut"" means we'll sleep with literally anyone, maybe even you. Trust me, sweetie, every girl who's DTF literally anyone is charging for it." "@ChaKatKimber I've kept in contact with her. She's feeling better being away from Twitter. It still pisses me off that this happened, tho." "It occurs to me that either h3h3 and/or his fans are probably convinced they vanquished the evil trans woman. Like they'll take credit for this. They definitely helped, that's certainly true." @Cosmos_Cookie It's the famous good boy! You've spoken so highly of him :3 @rCharlotteSmith Just grabbed it without permission? (Also I didn't know you were in the same area right now. Who's visiting who?) @LightningSamus She's doing good. She feels better having left Twitter behind. @TheGoddessSara omg I have a furry son too! This is Binx and he's my whiny momma's boy 💕💕💕 https://t.co/CjAMzL6mV0 "Comments made by random cishet guys on my ""Yeah I'm a SLUT"" tweet, even when they're benign, make me very anxious. If a lesbian is joking about being a slut, there is NEVER any reason for you to say anything if you're a cishet guy who doesn't even know her." @PixlSheep oh hey a new person to block @squidlarkin I've never really stopped and thought about how sinister the co-opting of that phrase is. "@squidlarkin Now that I think about it, if you knew nothing about all the politics and hate groups surrounding all this, I think you'd be forgiven for thinking that most if not all trans people are gender critical by definition." @squidlarkin I do really wish there could be room to discuss stuff like that without people fearing that you're bigots. I guess it's a consequence of TERFs trying to dress up bigotry with benign-sounding language. The actual benign stuff gets caught in the crossfire. "@squidlarkin Like many terms & discussions TERFs have ruined, it's unfortunately impossible to say that without scaring away trans women. I get what you mean, but if I saw that in your bio & that was my first impression of you? I'd block you without a second thought. Gotta stay safe you know?" """If you don't let men be violent, they'll be violent"" is certainly an original take, I'll give him that. https://t.co/WKbqG43A2l" @ButtGoblin666 hey same 💕 "Twitter's this weird thing where it's a great socializing site where you can find amazing support, especially if you're queer, but if you get too popular people will make it their mission to chase you away, especially if you're queer, thereby losing all of that support." @blackrosesyn I understand. <3 "@blackrosesyn Oh yeah, she mentioned you! Good to meet you! Your avatar looks very familiar, so I'm sure we've crossed paths before." @charllandsberg I will 💕 @blackrosesyn I'm still talking with her. She'll probably do better away from Twitter. She thinks so too. "@cybergoth_xxx I don't feel comfortable re-living it right now, I'm sorry." @crunkelstilskin @Atkinson72R Thorne deactivated. "@Atkinson72R I misunderstood your comment, sorry. I deleted my previous reply. It's fucking bullshit that this keeps happening." "@cybergoth_xxx Thorne deactivated. I don't know if you had a strong opinion on her, but if it was at all negative, please keep me out of those comments. She's a close friend of mine." "I don't care who's right or wrong, just fucking think about the big picture herefor a while. She's not coming back. One less voice in our community. If I'm ever able to leave this hellhole I'll do it after reminding y'all about this." "Let's meditate on the fact that a trans woman was run off Twitter by the combined forces of a famous YouTuber trying to dunk on her for calling him transphobic, followed by Leftist discourse causing almost all her closest friends on here to turn on her." @justadelphox It's moot anyway. cfatft is gone. @justadelphox Heads up anyone who supports that kind of abuse of one of my friends can fuck ALL the way off. I'd also like all of their followers to block me plz k thx I'll let this person know in private (I'm also mutuals with them) because I'm not going to let this cycle of callouts continue. We're done. I've spoken with Thorne. @cfatft was made in response to her deactivating. It's why that's their first tweet. Something that was said in DMs with another mutual of hers was what caused her to deactivate. I pieced together that cfatft was created in response based on the timing. @emuchaton thank you for your ted talk Leftist Twitter was a mistake You are human garbage. https://t.co/yQ29iID1Ij @DeliriumSade I'm sorry that's happening to you. "Thanks for the EXTREME fucking anxiety I'm having from not ever being able to see her again. If someone knows where else I can find her to give her my cell number, please let me know." The targeted harassment Twitter account caused Thorne to deactivate. I do NOT want to lose contact with another friend fuck heartless assholes. "This was what I was getting at with my tweet from a few days ago. It's not that trans women should never be told their wrong, it's that the harassment reaches scary levels when it's a trans woman every single time, and that should be telling you something. https://t.co/DTdHyulvPy" @emuchaton can we also appreciate butts or "@SteampunkPenny @Valentine__Vale @ADirtyTrans *whimpers* Yes, Mistress" "@Pastel_teeth Two tiny wings, eyes big and yellow!" @ADirtyTrans *so excite* @Allicrombie 💕💕💕💕 "@hazelsbutt Mmmmmm I don't usually LOVE to penetrate, but with such a cute butt..." @Allicrombie The Amazon one works at least! @bluewizardart Yep! I have a statue based on one of his pieces! There's a picture of it somewhere in this thread https://t.co/0BJS39KAuT "@AppleChipsTVG Might be. I'll look into it, thank you." @Allicrombie That's a link to my Amazon wishlist... @AppleChipsTVG What about this? https://t.co/63ehJOx4gb @AppleChipsTVG Hmmmm I'll see if there's a better link I can share I guess? @bluewizardart Chrome ladies are some of my favorite! I'll have to buy them all lol @bluewizardart This is extremely my aesthetic. I'm gonna have to get one! "@emuchaton omg good view if you need to sit down, feel free~" mood https://t.co/YEoszYcbwP "@maritronic9k Same! I mean, kinda sex was getting really confusing and I was starting to hate it so the summer before I came out as trans I came out as ace, which ended up not being true. >_>" Using @cfatft's follower list as a handy guide on who to block. @XylariaAD You'll get there. I have hope! 💕 "@XylariaAD I met literally every trans girl I've slept with (and it's not actually that many, promise) on Twitter so you're doing something right!" @Valkyrie497 I wasn't laying out a plan for gun control nor am I interested in having a debate. "@XylariaAD I'm hopeful you will as a girl! And I wrote that with myself in mind too: I only ever had sex with one person before I came out (I was just that bad as flirting/dating), and the sex wasn't that great." @Valkyrie497 I'm not really able to list out every exception in 280 characters. "What basically goes through a ton of allosexual trans girls' heads: ""You mean I could have been having sex as a girl THIS WHOLE TIME!? Fuck, I have so much catching up to do!!""" Just gals being pals https://t.co/mavK2oisyM @FoxyChewToy Accurate "@XylariaVG Whoever we vote in next will have free reign to be just 90% as bad as Trump and people will praise his level-headed, ""presidential"" nature. And no, I don't have any hope it'll be a woman." My birthday's in 3 days! And I have a wishlist~ 👀 https://t.co/74oJNhxYMc I TYPED SOMETHINGS INSTEAD OF SOMETIMES FDHJGKFDHGNTRUI @shaun_jen Mmmmm corncob pretzels. Sounds delicious. "@FoxyChewToy That's a much better tweet, but as you well know, I am a dumb slut soooooo" "My Wu-Tang name is Unlucky Specialist, apparently." Being a dumb slut is less about what you have in your head and more about who you are in your heart 💕 Be the dumb slut you want to see in the world! I believe in you! @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny *gets all huffy and embarrassed* @SteampunkPenny They can be so hard on the lungs but the high is the best~ Me: *does something mildly clever* I'm not always such a dumb slut! Mistress (@SteampunkPenny): Somethings you're a clever dumb slut! Me: *whines* "@neilcic Dammit, I think we're the same age" @transwitchlexi @CFATFT This is literally a targeted harassment campaign. Report them as well. @_AlexHirsch You can really tell you worked for Disney. I had assumed you used a model sheet. "@transwitchlexi Have you seen political cartoons from that era that basically amounted to ""Women are acting like men, gross!"" Same shit, different century." @queermel All of us are shamelessly stealing from Peter. I've just accepted it now. @hotcistakes that ratio tho "I'm definitely of the opinion that the main people who should not have guns should be white people and cops, and I recognize that stricter gun laws would affect them the least. But like, how do other countries manage to not have so many shootings? Honest question." @TheGoddessSara @amissChristine You should only share them if you like watching a girl melt "@dogsokaywooof @JTWhitworth I guess you're both right, but the title could have used the word ""sapphic"" and not be so awkward with the wording while covering every possibility. I assume no one yet knows if she'll be a lesbian, bi, or pan." @TheGoddessSara @amissChristine i'm too gay for this! >.< 💦💕💕 @amissChristine @TheGoddessSara I do so love it when another polycule finds its way into my social circle. New hot people to watch being cute!!!! 😍 "@dogsokaywooof There are still disagreements within the queer community, it's true. We're more on the same page then we were when that episode aired though, I believe. It's just silly especially in this case because they included the Q!" @TheGoddessSara @amissChristine GORGEOUS!!! 😍😍😍 Source: I'm extremely gay~ @TheGoddessSara @amissChristine You look gorgeous omg 😍😍😍 @lewdspacegem @hypnokittymaid @TheGoddessSara Lots of amazing gay things going on in this thread~ I approve but I'll spare all your notifications :P Hello yes Twitter support how do I retweet something 300 times https://t.co/APYjEx49dC "No she isn't. She's in a saphhic relationship, but not all of those letters apply at once. Could be L, might be B, etc. Do non-queer people know they're allowed to say ""queer"" because I'm starting to think they don't. https://t.co/rywizzWQfB" @ComradeCallie Oh god that sounds both awkward and affirming. Awkfirming. "Here's some free advice for all cis people: If I say ""Cis people do [X],"" do not slide into my mentions ""Not all cis people""ing me. I'm aware. Obviously I wasn't talking to you. Go get your validation or ally cookie or whatever it is you're begging for from someone else." "@JukkisAhonen I said meditate on it, not s waddle your sealioning, corncob ass back into my notifications. One more comment and I'm muting you." "Cissplaining, mansplaining sealions get the quote tweet, sorry not sorry." "I'm gonna give you some actual, earnest advice before I go back to trolling you: Do not ever explain to a minority why they're wrong about their own oppression. I'm aware good cis people exist. Nothing you've done has indicated you're one of them. Meditate on that. https://t.co/Wu2Mmj7RBG" "@JukkisAhonen Is it hard to use a keyboard when you're a corncob? Like, so you still have hands, or do you use the leaves on the corn stock, or what?" I'm completely out of patience for cis people like this asshole today in case y'all couldn't tell. DMs open you mutuals to tell me this is a bad idea. "I've found him. The most cissplaining, mansplaining human on earth. https://t.co/c3FyLKqInX" "@JukkisAhonen I'm sorry, did it look like I have any interest in what you had to say? You're doing a FANTASTIC job proving all those awful stereotypes about cis men wrong. (That was sarcasm, hon. I can tell you're having trouble understanding basic insults. I got u fam)" "@Valkyrie497 It's a Shattered Glass Rodimus that I actually knew which side of the shelf to put him on, which my OCD appreciates." @Afroauthor Thanks! 💕 "@JukkisAhonen Do you have any idea how much of a clueless, cissplaining, mansplaining, ""Um, actually"" fuckboy you look like right now? I know as a cis man you're used to everything being about you, but this time, neither I nor any of my hundreds of mutuals gives a flying fuck what you think." Behold the only Hot Rod toy I've actually wanted to own outside of being a completionist. (Him & Animated Motormaster should start a band) https://t.co/3F10z0gxiZ Oh god why did I look up what Yanny/Laurel was How on earth are people hearing Yanny Why are human brains like this @ARedPandaPlush I took a pic of her the day I bought her 💕 https://t.co/oyJHsCm6kA @Allicrombie okay enough Cried until I couldn't cry anymore. Built a LEGO so to fight off a panic attack. I think it worked. @Cosmos_Cookie That tattoo looks SO GOOD UNF @ADirtyTrans YES @ADirtyTrans lemme succ "@siobhanbjorknas fuCK," @nighttimeapp OMG YOU'RE RIGHT Why be a big tiddy goth gf when you can be a slutty stoner gf Pretty sure this shirt was made for me (IT'S SO SOFT 💕) https://t.co/elVTmPud44 @bunnarchist If have anything to say about it she will~ my girlfriend is so MEAN https://t.co/QZQP8kqATt @bunnarchist fuck yeah can my girlfriend come @extyrannomon @kriscarmi So much Gomamon!! :3 "(If you don't care to read the thread, he replied to a tweet where I called myself a slut with just those two words. Here's some free advice, Frank: Girls don't flirt that way.)" "I wondered if you were a cishet guy. The name seemed to suggest it, & you followed me again after I soft blocked you, liking all my recent somewhat sexual tweets I like girls Please go stick your dick in a light socket I'm muting you so you can see this then blocking you later https://t.co/3yvfN3Rt2w" "Before I started progesterone, my libido was okay but there was something missing that I really hoped to get back, even though I couldn't quite place exactly what it was. I remember now. It was horniness. Progesterone horny is real intense. Holy fuck." Yeah I'm a SLUT Slut sLut slUtty sluT @norintha @leipperm you see she just teases me with it @emuchaton Borf "@CRTgirl Hi intrigued, I'm hornt" Honestly the fact that I can't bury my face in my girlfriend's crotch right the fuck now is the most unfair thing @lewdspacegem https://t.co/HeVXf8OuhG @emuchaton Why is this so true lol Not that I'm complaining of course~ @norintha @Orgonongirl @humusbeings Yeah I'm pretty drippy personally. Jen was too before her surgery. @norintha @vrimj @thirdvalkyrie Tastes amazing too~ I just got two of the most gorgeous skirts at the local stoner shop and I can't wait to show pictures!! 💕 lol fuck off https://t.co/9cPuBUPGDy "@Valentine__Vale @ADirtyTrans @lewdspacegem I just have this burning desire to be touched, licked, fondled, you name it. >_>" @ADirtyTrans @Valentine__Vale @lewdspacegem Progesterone is so magical. I've been so goddamn horny on it lately unf (As if y'all couldn't tell lol) @lewdspacegem SAAAAAAAAME @Valentine__Vale @lewdspacegem Omg I need to smell them next time we meet up "@lewdspacegem YES THIS x1,000 Gosh lemme tell you estrogen makes smells so much better omg" Yeah I like girls Gorgeous Incredible they actually exist Really heckin cute Lesbian feels Smell amazing omg @Sabriality Google knows a cute girl when it sees one 😍 @LucyDEire lol apparently bigoted cis women have a uniform That's fascinating! The human body is so much more complex than cishet bigots realize. https://t.co/CO6zjU8xBi @ComradeCallie Accurate 😍😍😍 "Cishet guy: But how can you tell she isn't faking her orgasms?! Me, a massive lesbian: https://t.co/sYWKy5VZTY" @norintha @dogbowl101 I really wonder if people who ask how one can tell if a girl is faking have ever brought a girl to climax. It's not hard to tell it's real. @lewdspacegem Such an eager pup! You'll make a Mistress so proud if you aren't already 💕💕😘 @dogbowl101 The clitoris is crafted out of the same nerve bundle that forms part of the head of the penis and you can ABSOLUTELY climax. I haven't yet had a vaginoplasty but my girlfriend @norintha has and I've brought her to climax many times. 💕💕💕 @Raddyfox Fuckin' RIGHT?! "@Other_Girl Yeah my tweet wasn't congratulating the creators of Solo, merely laughing at the bigoted fans who got mad at the very mention of the idea. You're totally right, tho. I agree." "@SnowcatAffy I was quoting the Adam Sandler character in The Hot Chick which is a terrible movie, but that line is super funny imo. My whole point was you could fill a list with possibilities because to a trans woman, having a vagina is SO much more than a hole for fucking." "Really I should have started with: ""Them: This vagina isn't attached to a uterus!""" "Trans women's VAGINAS can do everything a real VAGINA can do. But if you're insistent of judging a vagina on the organs it's often attached to? Yeah, obviously I acknowledge that trans women don't have uteruses. (2/2)" "I mentioned above that I never said vaginas created through vaginoplasty can do everything cis women's vaginas can do, but that's not 100% true. I was simplifying for the same of comedic timing. (1/2)" @JordanPDunsmore Thanks! You're sweet 💕 "Even if a vagina lacked any or even all of those attributes, THEY'D STILL BE VAGINAS. There are so many reasons I as a trans woman love vaginas. Your narrow cisheteronormative view on them is fuckin' hilarious. Lack of giving birth does not mean I see them solely as fuck holes." LIST OF THINGS VAGINAS DO THAT DON'T INCLUDE MAKIN' BABIES OR FUCKING: - They get all nice & wet when aroused - They smell awesome 😍 - No need to tuck while wearing tight clothing! - Clits are awesome - You can hide your weed in there 🌳 Them: This vagina can't do all the things most vaginas do! Me: Yep. Never said otherwise. Them: Ah-ha! I've got you now! So you're saying vaginas exist solely for the things that remain once you cross the attribute I bought up off the list! Me: The fuck? On multiple occasions now I've cornered bigots on this point. Their last desperate attempt to refuse to see reason almost invariably ends with claiming I've reduced the vagina to a hole for fucking. As if they didn't reduce the vagina to a hole for giving birth. @Sweet_Saffron @WildhundFurry Fuckin' right? Transphobes will throw even cis women under the bus to justify their bigotry. It's completely ridiculous. "If the ACTUAL reason you think vaginas created with vaginoplasty were fake was because of the lack of a uterus, cis women without uteruses would by definition also have fake vaginas. You're appealing to the bullshit and unscientific notion of ""natural"" & we're not falling for it" Using the lack of a uterus to invalidate the vaginas of trans women who've had bottom surgery is an ad hoc rationalization to justify transphobia. There are many reasons a woman might not have a uterus. Being born with a penis is one of those reasons. "Nothing activates my momma bear instincts like hearing my sister's mom deadname her over the phone. I'm terrible with names. I can forget. But there's this sense of a breach boundaries? Like, I didn't want this information. I'm sorry you have to deal with that, @lunartearmusic" @Raddyfox I'm glad I could help! You are a woman 💕💕💕 "@ARedPandaPlush I don't think it's available online anywhere, no." I'm never wearing pants again 💕 https://t.co/Z0Z6jqIrKm @ARedPandaPlush Yep. Finally done tho. @JulesMTdaly @Repealist_ Yes. I'm getting progressively more and more annoyed by the assumptions these questions are making. https://t.co/odCxtLK6tQ @A_L_Pharsalus You know they take all the same parts and just rearrange them in the EXACT same way that vaginas and penises are mapped to the same parts on developing fetuses? They're not pulling them out of thin air. They're doing the same thing nature does with the same materials. @A_L_Pharsalus Let me put it this way: There are many medically known causes of women not having uteruses. One of them is being born with a penis. I'll be muting you now and blocking you later. "@A_L_Pharsalus I didn't reduce vaginas to taking dicks. You reduced them to being able to conceive, however. You're using that as the sole disqualifying attribute for being a real vagina, except when it's a cis person, which is inconsistent, irrational and transphobic." There's one last asshole I started arguing with before saying I'd block them all. It's like talking to a transphobic brick wall. https://t.co/5UfKk02E0h @A_L_Pharsalus No vagina can give birth without a uterus whether the owner was born with a vagina or not. Cis women without uteruses don't have fake vaginas and neither do trans women who obtained them with surgery. "@Orgonongirl Yep! That's all rearranged in the right way with surgery. The nerve bundle that would have become the clitoris is formed into a clit as well. (Hormones cause your cum to act like vaginal lubrication and at that point you don't really make ""pre"" anymore: You're just wet. :P)" It's late on the last night I have to do this and I'm a bit grumpy. https://t.co/DBIE0OpypN @maritronic9k Same. I really try not to think about it. I don't need cis people who think they're clever screaming it in my face. @Orgonongirl I don't know much about the kinds of vaginas that result from that version of the procedure. The only ones I've interacted with have been the ones that invert the skin on the penis. The therapist that's going to type up my recommendation letter for GRS gave me a form to fill out to expedite the process. I guess this form is sometimes used for people who are just starting their transition? Got a bit snarky at points. https://t.co/ySHkqNKs3F @ContraPoints I had noticed! It's awesome that you're sticking to your goals 💕💕💕 Anyway there was a cis guy on the other end of the restaurant staring at us. His expression would have been more appropriate at a zoo. So I didn't just stare back. I GLARED back. He looked away in panic and never looked back. "After the group therapy part, a lot of the folks at the weekly trans meet up go to the local IHOP. They're pretty awesome there and they know to expect us. We take up like half the restaurant, lol" "Oh hey, I hit 1,700 followers while I was at group. Thank you so much, y'all! It means the world to me to know people get something out of my tweets 💕" I'm going to be blocking cis people who want to argue with me about this from here on out. The lies you're propagating killed a part of my soul for over a decade. Fuck off. @daggertrout what is wrong with cis people @vec2_code_witch It really is. When it's at its worst I'm bed-ridden. @vec2_code_witch I was so surprised when I learned just how seamless the results are. I'm frankly really pissed at being lied to for decades. "@SallyTinyTits No worries at all! I'm pretty stoned, myself. Regardless, you're very cute 💕" "@A_L_Pharsalus Don't come in here to cissplain to me shit I already understand and I won't need to, sweetie 💕" @A_L_Pharsalus https://t.co/RRkpmK1dzD There are cis women without uteruses. No one uses that to argue that their vaginas are somehow less real than the vaginas owned by women who have uteruses. THAT'S the point of this thread. That the VAGINAS of trans women are real. Fucking christ. "WE KNOW a uterus is not included. CIS PEOPLE KNOW THAT. EVERYONE gets it. Your snarky cissplaining is not needed, appreciated, or helpful. I'm talking about a vagina. On its own. Without a uterus. Within that parameter, a vagina made with a vaginoplasty is a REAL vagina." "I'm talking about the vagina. I chose my words VERY carefully. Do you know what happens if I add a bunch of caveats? If I say, ""Remember, a vagina is not a uterus, so TW can never become pregnant""? That just leaves room for bigots to invalidate the vaginas of TW even more." """What about the uterus? You can't make babies!"" To the several cis people who have replied with something like this: WE KNOW, THANKS. Many trans women are dysphoric about the fact that we can never carry children. But sure, you're very clever for pointing that out. Now leave." "@A_L_Pharsalus Babies aren't carried in the vagina, hon" @SallyTinyTits oh my this pic showed up on my feed and i'm extremely gay hello~ 😍💦 @AtticusAuds I've had to block a handful of people who tried following me with MAGA in their bio. @S0phieH *takes notes* @FroyoBaggins Still have mine going. I need to get Ultra Moon tho @rCharlotteSmith Not intentionally. I'm sorry. Do you want me to delete it? Oh would you look at that I need to bring this thread back once again. Tired of this shit. By age 35 you should have a completed Pokedex with all 807 species caught "@WildhundFurry Who's reducing it to a fuckhole? I could just as easily say you reduced it to a baby hole. I've been with cis women and trans women with vaginoplasties. You're wrong. More to the point, you're not helping. I'll be muting you now. Go make trans women feel shitty somewhere else." *evil laughter* https://t.co/KkpoazaLLK @SixArmedSweater *offers hugs* This is why I fight so hard to educate people. Wearing a skirt for the first time!! Picture coming soon~ @EllieRloche I'm going to be getting a vaginoplasty in a year or two. "@tentacleTyphoon I'm not sure what you mean by ""all the way""?" @ADirtyTrans *whistles innocently* @RyuuYouki You're absolutely right. It does mean more coming from another trans person. And I'm a trans woman :P @ADirtyTrans *grins mischievously* @RyuuYouki @Origamigryphon You're absolutely right. I touched on this a bit in the thread that followed my above tweet 💕 "@dogbowl101 ""The"" baby, lol I'm talking about the vagina, not the uterus. The vagina, on its own, functions as a vagina, on its own. The lack of a uterus does not make the vagina work any less like a vagina." @YumiScott HEY Magikarp aren't cowards! They're useless. There's a difference :P @Lookin4Serenity The un-meme @honestlyhafsa Y vagina "@JackDexterity Attack of the Clones is so much worse, tho! D:" @KJakePatten https://t.co/yJbfb2uyG1 "@JackDexterity You got your Sith too high, your Force too low and your missing your Phantom! :P The Last Jedi The Empire Strikes Back The Force Awakens Return of the Jedi A New Hope Rogue One Revenge of the Sith The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones" @JackDexterity It was the best until this past December. I'll fight over that :P "@WildhundFurry I said functioning vagina, not functioning uterus. Think: What function could a vagina serve if it's not connected to a uterus? That's the functionality I speak of. As for the significance, I recommend actually reading my thread: https://t.co/0qsgEABDJg" "@GetlntheCab I mean, I'm a lesbian so I don't really give a damn whether men want to fuck me lol" @rawnaeris @KaelanRhy @AnaMardoll Oh wow I didn't know that! There's no heterosexual explanation for this https://t.co/qEqWhlEPgX "I don't like the idea of a ""true fan."" But if you seriously are upset to hear that Lando Calrissian is pansexual, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your nerd card. Like, did you WATCH Empire Strikes Back aka the second greatest Star Wars movie ever made?" @lewdspacegem GOALS FUCK @ExistentialEnso This is super obvious to anyone paying attention "@KaelanRhy @AnaMardoll Don't worry, Deadpool 2 isn't Marvel Studios, just a Marvel property (at least until Disney buys Fox)" @AnaMardoll I think it wouldn't be the worst idea to wait to see it on video right before going to see Part 2 *nods* "@AnaMardoll Nebula is AMAZING in IW, btw. Everyone gets a moment to shine and she's no exception. What makes this whole conversation kinda frustrating is IW was designed as only half a story. I have a suspicious they're not just gonna leave it at ""Thanos loved her, that's it, the end.""" "@HedgeMom WHOLESOME. ALSO, I'M ALREADY THERE AT 31 NOICE." "@AnaMardoll You can kind of look at it like that line in RotJ from Darth Vader: ""It's... too late for me, son."" Vader is a different character, but that line is meant to humanize him just a bit. They attempt to humanize Thanos, which you can still reject as an audience, but it's awkward." "@AnaMardoll Like the film spends a good deal of time proving to you that Thanos loved her as his daughter. Which is probably true, but like... so what? Fuck him regardless. Is this pathos we're supposed to appreciate?" "@AnaMardoll Yeah, one troubling aspect of Infinity War is that Thanos is written as kinda the main character? He's not framed as a good guy, but it's HIS story. This means that when they cover how he feels about Gamora, you're basically meant to sympathize with her abuser. It's... dark." "@transwitchlexi Maybe that was one of those fake account purges Twitter did? If it was all intentional, fuck those people, they don't know what they're missing 💕" "That vagina tweet is gonna rocket me to 1,700 followers which is a sentence I never thought I could say, lol" @transwitchlexi I dread the day when I call Mistress Mistress in front of the wrong people >_> Spyro knows how to market to the furries. https://t.co/zuDUiMTh6A "@ComradeCallie I like the say they're wearing my dysphoria. Not kink shaming, but also? Kinda kink shaming. Fuck those accounts." "@TheMadMissMovie I don't collect Funko Pops, tho I have ended up with quite a few. I love Spider-Gwen! This looks super cute <3" @Ruby_Lastname They associate with the Amazing Atheist so I dropped them. I don't judge anyone else for listening to them tho @Kotaku men I have really scattered & foggy memories of watching videos by him in my internet atheist days. I remember black and white videos where he ranted at the camera. I'm pretty sure 9 in 10 prominent internet atheists became bigoted fuckboys so of course 2's a N*zi. "Like I literally had to pause and think for a sec when I saw people acting shocked. ""Didn't we know that already?"" He was already there in every way that counts." lol 2 the gryphon being an actual N*zi shouldn't be surprising anyone "@ExistentialEnso Cisheteronormative patriarchy pushing us to destroy each other. I feel like if all of us got the treatment we need & deserve as soon as we needed it, there would be far fewer reasons to be jealous of one another? Sorry I've been talking a lot about GRS lately." Girl orgasms: 😍💕💦✨💦👀💯✨🎊🔥💯🔥🔥🔥🌈😍😍🎊 "@Kalindlara I don't know when's a good time to start, but yeah, my endo was cool with giving it to me only 9 months or so in" @Kalindlara HRT: 6/14/17 Progesterone: 3/1/18 @Kalindlara It did for me lol @Kalindlara Sorry you're having a rough time :/ @emuchaton I think I finally understand edging "Still figuring out how orgasms work. I can orgasm without ejaculation, but ejaculation IS possible. I had previously thought that I just don't make that much ejaculate, but... Kinda just enjoyed some erotica that took a while to get to the good part, and uh... sploosh" @aliceincamera halalballs @rCharlotteSmith please tell me it played at the climax me and my girlfriend are fucking adorable when we're together just fyi https://t.co/YkDsMans5Z "@lunartearmusic No because we can fuck like a cluster, sadly D:" We've found it. The gayest skin. https://t.co/ZJiXcYcu0W "The fact that both me AND my girlfriend were feeling horny and slutty tonight yet are 1,000 miles aware is fucking BULLSHIT" @lunartearmusic @sense8 Referencing Sense8 before we've even watched it. :P We should start the first episode tomorrow! Here's the video once more if y'all are curious: https://t.co/eGFXK7wmM0 "Luna's really into music, but I JUST watched a video about how humans can be connected in unseen ways through our emotions and we just did a psychic link thing somehow wtf" "You just shared this quote that's featured in the video I just shared. You Liked the tweet I shared the video in, but as we both just established (we're in the same room), you didn't actually watch the video (yet). What the hell just happened? https://t.co/sAunccHcze" "I love you all. I don't care if that sounds silly, I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't care if it's a foolish thing to open my heart to. It's true. I care so much about y'all. I hope it shows." "A friend of mine shared a video by this YouTuber about Cloud Atlas, which was very good, but then I found this video by him about Sense8, which of course I have to share here. If you haven't watched Sense8, give this summary a watch, if you would please. https://t.co/eGFXK7wmM0" "I've been going back and forth on whether or not I like being called Mom as sometimes that triggers my dysphoria, but good goddamn do I feel like a mom after mediating two different fights between friends. At least they both ended in patching things up." "@AliceAvizandum @norintha Alice, this is behavior from you that I'm relatively used to. Just sit tight, I have some updates for you in DMs." "@norintha @AliceAvizandum I'm talking to both of them in DMs as we speak and am actually getting somewhere with it. You didn't know that, but this isn't helping, love." "@CRTgirl @AliceAvizandum @norintha I will when things cool down. Things almost had cooled down, but, you know." "@AliceAvizandum @norintha I'll drop it now, promise. I'm sorry if I upset you at all, but hopefully you understand where this comes from. I still consider you a friend, Alice. I'm used to being friends with both sides of scuffles like this." "@AliceAvizandum @norintha So yeah, meanwhile someone who considered you a friend is having a mental breakdown. She's shaking & crying and not sure who she can trust anymore and I'm doing my best to provide comfort. I'm not sure what I gain from telling you that. But it's where we're at." """I thought the discourse was over but then Ramadan ended early"" is never a phrase I thought could accurately describe a situation. I'll do my best to not flood timelines with stuff this time. Once again I have friends on both sides, though, so I can't promise anything." "@norintha @AliceAvizandum Maybe a tiny bit harsh, hon" @AliceAvizandum @norintha Please believe me when I reiterate that we're all tried and want to move on. Neither side finds this funny. This is the last I'll say on the matter. I can't stop you. @norintha @maltyhops @AliceAvizandum Not my fault Jen tastes great @AliceAvizandum Maybe this is a message from God. He did you a solid by having you avoid all this. Maybe just drop it in return. We're all very tried and I think we all wanted to move on. @ExistentialEnso People are going to interpret this badly regardless of who started it and I'm getting really sick of seeing that happen. I'm so sorry this got dug up again. "@AliceAvizandum She feels really betrayed and attacked lately. It's not so much about something you specifically said, but rather how much she's had to deal with from others over the past few days. You took a Twitter break over one of the more ugly discourses I've seen." @maltyhops @norintha @AliceAvizandum I can also verify this from first-hand (and mouth) experience @AliceAvizandum I didn't see your announcement the first time around. I actually checked to see if you blocked or soft blocked me because like most trans people I'm an anxious wreck "@PhoinixArt @ExistentialEnso Yeah when I get closer I'm gonna be a nervous wreck. I'm not looking forward to the pain. I've wanted this since I was 12, though. I can't not go through with it." "@the_moth_reborn I don't know if you meant to say ""the"" or not but it's still true" @PhoinixArt @ExistentialEnso I can't wait to get mine! Hopefully in as little as a year *crosses fingers* "Also, it assumes as a given that trans women can't have vaginas, which... https://t.co/3tpmGAUECl" "Love when TERFs try to redefine lesbian to mean a vagina owner who's attracted to another vagina owner. How on earth would flirting, dating, or any act of courtship where clothes are regularly worn function if that were true?" "@PhoinixArt @ExistentialEnso I mean, we're just talking about vaginas. A lack of a uterus is not grounds for disqualification from womanhood. Neither is a lack of vagina for that matter, but regardless we can still make real vaginas out of penises. (Also, grats on the vag!)" @thirdvalkyrie Yup! It's one aspect that both cis and many trans people aren't aware of because of the prevailing lies about vaginoplasties. It's really awesome and more people need to know about it. "Lesbians are women that are sexually and/or romantically attracted to women. Trans women are women. Therefore, lesbians can be sexually and/or romantically attracted to trans women. That's not lesbophobic, you're just transphobic, because trans women are not men." @NotLikeFreddy This is the best one. "@SatanaKennedy I was gonna say horny, but drunk works :P" "@lmcgrew @uniquenspecial Fair warning, that might be a sock puppet account. I've already blocked them." "@lmcgrew Yup! They look, function and even smell like the real thing. It's all the same parts, just moved around a bit. It's fantastic that that procedure exists for trans women." @transwitchlexi Heckin gosh 😍 "@ExistentialEnso Yyyyyyuuuuup. If a vagina is what you want/need, hormones + surgery will give you one functionally identical to a cis woman's vagina and I will scream this from the mountaintops." I'm horny and filled with righteous anger about the assumptions cis people make about surgically acquired vaginas. My vagina tweet is in the early stages of blowing up. Good. More cis people need to hear that. "@AnaMardoll Love you too, lol 💕" "I refuse to be baited into debates with TERFs, but to address the comment made by the rando: Vaginas crafted through vaginoplasty do, in fact, self-lubricate. I've fucking TASTED it. Don't question the lesbian on this, sweetie. Also do some goddamn research for once." "@Waffliesinyofac For a number of reasons that aren't terribly interesting to go into, such a solution is not presently achievable." "Strongest case of progesterone horny I've experienced yet, ffffffffuck" "@TheSecretCallie I don't know what it's referring to. My first thought is the recent discourse, but what you said during it didn't seem that inflammatory, all things considered. Tho it does make me worry that discourse/drama might cause collateral damage to friends who stay silent about it. :/" "When I was given one of those ""How your body changes during puberty"" books as a kid I barely looked at the boys chapter and obsessively studied the chapter for girls." "@hypnokittymaid Possibly lewd, DEFINITELY cute! 😍" "When I bought into the myth that vaginoplasties only create Frankenvaginas, that killed a part of my soul for YEARS. I felt trapped. I could never be *whole* These LIES are keeping trans women in the closet and causing untold amounts of unnecessary suffering. Fucking cut it out." "My dysphoria manifests in a number of ways, but one of the forms of dysphoria I've had the longest is my genital dysphoria. Before admitting I was trans, it took the form of simply *desperately* wanting a vagina, which later turned into almost physical anguish from not having one" "@pet_connie You're sweet, thank you 💕" Vaginas acquired through surgery are real vaginas. The myth that they're in any way functionally different from the vaginas of cis women is based *entirely* on transphobia. Add this to the list of things I will keep repeating until cis people finally fucking get it. "@rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi I mean, now that I think about it, I *did* become a leftist before I realize I was trans 🤔🤔🤔" "@deathpigeon & @Captain_V_Smith (tell Donny to get a Twitter, dammit This video covers a lot of what we were just talking about at the party and it just released today, lol https://t.co/nQfxmHWrkh" "I looked really good today imo, but it look like 20 tries in 5 different rooms to get a good selfie. It's really hard to get a good angle for my face while also including my boobs >_> https://t.co/6OGNCw80Gx" @Waffliesinyofac I've been made aware "@TrexPushups lol I'm talking them all at once Maybe one at time would be faster, but that seems really tedious? I'll give it a try tomorrow." "@aSpaceCadette Big legacy franchises like that can have a spellbinding effect on even the harshest critics. Sometimes years later, after we've had time to let it all settle, opinions change. In 1999 critics overall loved Star Wars Episode I, for example." "And if you've done that but don't think it takes long at all, you're probably doing it wrong. If you taste it, you waste it. The idea is to let it sit against a membrane so that it can be dissolved directly into the bloodstream. I actually use my gums, but it takes forever." "In case y'all were wondering, taking 8mg of estradiol sublingually takes a long-ass time" Like seriously just watch that movie for Bebop and Rocksteady. It's Bebop and Rocksteady: The Movie and it's Art. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows https://t.co/U8PqwYGJ9e "Ultraviolet. The only movie I've ever asked for a refund for. Can't even remember what it was about, lol https://t.co/uiTeRbaCK2" I wish I knew why @trgrrl blocked me :/ Realizing I was trans was the best thing that ever happened to me. The least I can do is play some part in helping others to do the same. Thank you so much for sharing this with me. I'm glad I was able to help 💕 https://t.co/rN87yzllZ1 @hellooooo00000o You're so welcome! I'm glad my tweets helped you figure out the real you! 💕💕💕 @transwitchlexi @quatoria No worries! I just wanted to make sure I didn't upset you 💕 "@transwitchlexi @quatoria (If I'm just shoving my foot further into my mouth, sorry <_<)" @transwitchlexi @quatoria I was actually a bit worried when you didn't Like my comment saying something similar despite other people Liking it and you Liking other tweets I made around the same time. Worried I made you uncomfortable >_> "@t045tbr0t @transwitchlexi Okay, that makes sense. I'm still rather new to polyamory. Thank you. 💕" @NullPriestess Ooh I like Forge quite a bit! "@transwitchlexi *3 or more people, I mean" "@transwitchlexi I mostly agree, thoufh would it not be rather difficult to have a relationship with 3 people where everyone's straight? I often feel like polyamory is inherently queer, but it's more of a thing the queer community has to agree on so I'm not gonna act like that's a fact." @pouchedfox I'm still mad tho I need a Fire Pokemon for the Steel gym leader and said Fire Pokemon needs a name https://t.co/n6RoDmQa4f "Tired, horny & high atm" "@heauxmeaux_faqq I got you, fam https://t.co/CD6MlWOcn3" Can't sleep again tonight. Last night I took an ibuprofen pm to get to sleep so I could get my sleep schedule back on track after not being able to sleep the night before that. I think this is actual insomnia now. "I also used to work for an animal shelter. Pitbulls were the least likely to get adopted so at any given point there were often a lot. Sweethearts, every single one of them. So don't you dare come at me with lies about how vicious pitties are." This is Rey. She's my ex's dog so she's no longer in my life. I miss her terribly. She's the sweetest dog you've ever met. https://t.co/cN7xcqwaNK "If you ever want to see me angry, start telling me how pitbulls are naturally vicious." "@spectra_belle It makes no sense for Cybertronians to have humanoid robot modes before they discover humans so I approve of this 1,000%" My current avatar gives me gender euphoria to look at and it's been awhile since that's happened with a selfie. All my weirdest typos are due to the fact I'm probably high just fyi "@ExistentialEnso I used to think Chris Chan stuff was funny. I was way more edgelordy in my early 20s and I regret that. Seemingly as karmic justice I later got way into MLP and came out as trans, so I have way for sympathy for them now. (I actually have no idea what their pronouns are?)" "@ContraPoints @Hbomberguy @shaun_jen Oh fuck, same!" @SheGayFay Jesse Eisenberg photoshopped into Lex Luthor's power armor hurts to look at. "So, partly because no one seems to use this term anymore, it hadn't occurred to me that since both @norintha & I are furries, the fucking we do can technically be called yiffing which I am 100% in favor of." "@maritronic9k @MikkiGorman Yeah she might've run a block chain, I dunno." "@squidlarkin Well, I could say the same about my approach :P" "@squidlarkin That could very well be true. You probably wouldn't hear as much from people who agree. It's definitely true that the cis peanut gallery has trouble with just about anything we tell them about us. I kinda have to hope you're wrong about the repeating thing, tho. We gotta try." "@squidlarkin Okay. Those are fair approaches. I agree. But how is that any easier for the peanut gallery to swallow? I hope I'm not coming off as upset or too argumentative. I find this discussion kinda fascinating, actually." "@squidlarkin Sure, but cis people need to understand that. When they do, the vast majority of accidental transphobia is diminished. No real change can happen for us until everyone's on the same page about it. What's your alternative? And that goes for the sex/gender thing too." @squidlarkin It's not anymore difficult than explaining to them that trans women are women and trans men are men. For a while there's going to be that complete misunderstanding from most of them. So we just keep repeating it until they get it. "@squidlarkin My take is that differentiating between sex & gender leaves the door open for people calling trans women ""male women"" & trans men ""female men."" All the differentiating does is allow for transphobia. At least in every day conversation we should consider the two the same IMO." "@Anarcho_Vampire Your mileage may vary of course, but your doubt might lessen in a few weeks. But even if it doesn't, you're not a phony. You fought to get HRT. Cis people don't do that." "@Anarcho_Vampire You're not a phony at all and are absolutely valid 💕 Out of curiosity, how long have you been on it? A month or two in I started being able to *feel* the hormone change and the fact that I loved that feeling so much erased a lot of my doubt that I was trans." "@petrichorable That can be accomplished with ANYTHING that people are willing to call ""art."" The minute we allow people to define what art cannot be is the minute we limit the ways we can communicate and spread ideas. the fact that it's enforced by capitalism just makes it extra shitty. 2/2" "@petrichorable After re-reading my tweet I realized there's a second half to my belief about ""modern art"": One of the most powerful parts of art is how the audience can interpret it & find meaning in their own way, while also inspiring/expanding the minds of others with their interpretation.1/" "@petrichorable I think people dismiss ""modern art"" because there's a societal pressure to define art by the labor it took to create it. It's an inherently capitalistic view of art and I think the societal pressures that enforce that belief should be questioned if not abolished." @PrinceVinny @MikkiGorman Please untag me. "@MikkiGorman Soooo I said I had blocked her when in reality I was on my way to. She already blocked me for liking a reply to her calling her transphobic (that has to be why as I've never interacted with her and I wasn't blocked a minute ago), lol" @MikkiGorman No worries at all. I've blocked them regardless. Anyone else's girlcock just kinda slide into their body when they're sitting down or is that just me This might be a chubby trans girl thing? "@MikkiGorman I'd love to see receipts. Not because I don't believe you (again, I had never heard of them), but just out of curiosity." "At least once a day I want to reply to someone with the ""If you're going to insist on tagging me in a reply to something I retweeted, please don't embarrass me"" tweet but I fight that urge because that's not the kind of person I want to be online. Just untag me uuuuuuuugggghhn" "@MikkiGorman I had never heard of this person before, but I saw their dunk get retweeted onto my feed. Should I be blocking them?" "@spectra_belle It had been a couple years so I had to double-check. I guess I meant ""not swoopy enough"" :P" @spectra_belle Wasn't there a third one? Mightron doesn't sound right. "@spectra_belle I can't recall which 3rd party Megs I owned before selling it to get the official one, but I know it was one without that lovely swoop in his shins that's so quintessentially Megatron. Despotron did it better." @AngryTreeSquid That's awful that it's common enough that you to expect it. I'm so sorry. 💕 "@winterslex @soft_chomps I've only retweeted it the one time, but I've un-retweeted it. Hopefully I wasn't muted. Sorry." "Idea: PSA pic with the cheesy 80's cartoon Ninja Turtles and the text ""There's nothing radical about being a TERF""" @spookperson https://t.co/VRP75nZHeK @spectra_belle also I meant OMG >_> @spectra_belle OME THANK YOU!!! 💕💕💕 @spectra_belle I love that this exists. Are they making shapeway guns for all the G1 Legends characters they've been releasing lately? That's one thing I've wished existed for a good while now. "@spectra_belle I mean, as far as I'm concerned it's disqualified for not having a trigger crotch :V I have a lavender Shockwave and while it's a fun toy, I don't care enough about the character to improve how he looks. Plus I've already bought him twice due to my cats chewing on the last one." "@petrichorable One of my biggest pet peeves is people dismissing dadaism immediately as being pointless or ""not really art.""" It's weird that Takara is releasing a toy-inspired version of Masterpiece Megatron cause like we have the cartoon-inspired one and it's so goddamn sexy https://t.co/S9BYgxFAQx @petercoffin @thelindsayellis Best video essayist on YouTube imo "I feel like ascribing a definitive message to a piece, even if you appeal to the creator's known intent, is the real ""Missing the point"" part of this story. However I also greatly appreciate weird art, performance art, & especially weird performance art, so I ultimately approve. https://t.co/3mwGOlbKqb" We fucking TOLD THEM THIS WOULD HAPPEN Listen to sex workers. Christ. https://t.co/PhZvqvvcgP "@AngryTreeSquid The one time I can recall it happening was when I hurt a friend by being friendly towards someone that REALLY hurt said friend despite the fact that I knew that they had hurt them, so I feel it's justified in some cases." "Omg stop making me cry! I'm kidding, of course (not about the tears, tho). Thank you SO much for sharing this. I'm overjoyed to hear that I helped you discover the real you! 💕💕 https://t.co/pqktfvuNmb" @mrfeelswildride I literally thought for a second there that Rich Evans was invited to the Solo premiere don't scare me like that (Side note: I got a little bit of flack from some people for implying that ALL cis men who fantasize about being a girl are trans. This response I got from A.J. means those people can kindly stfu 💕) "This is the tweet in question, btw https://t.co/xwFF64bKW1" OMG I'm tearing up a bit! You're so welcome! I'm SO glad my tweet was so helpful for you. Hearing this makes the work I do on this site worth it. Thank you so much. Get ready for the best years of your life! 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/aDayA5mGmh @TheMadMissMovie That's sweet of you to say! I'm happy to help 💕💕💕 "@AngryTreeSquid When you block then unblock someone, which basically forces them to unfollow you." "@Kalindlara Homecoming is SO good. I really don't get why the overall response was ""Meh""" "@Tuhkasirius ""No one"" is inherently an exaggeration based on the fact that I was talking about someone it happened to. So yeah, I'm aware. Thank you, though." @TransTwill @XylariaVG I highly doubt I'd ever block you. You're stuck with me as a mutual 💕 @charizartluver I winced just from reading this @XylariaVG It's happened to me enough times that I feel slightly justified in checking. Anyone else double-check to see if a mutual has blocked you or soft blocked you if you haven't heard from them in a few days or am I just an anxious wreck? >_> So You've been called transphobic by a trans person and you're about to explain to them why they're wrong https://t.co/rGomp6n556 "@PennyOaken There are 6. Sextuple kill is the highest you can get. Almost! (There's a Reaper to the left that survived until the video ended, but he was killed almost immediately after)" @transwitchlexi It's ALMOST as if they asked that question in bad faith 🤔 https://t.co/eamTRb9RyV First quint kill with DVa! 🕹️🐰🕹️ https://t.co/wRxhZ2oTzx @gwen_no_fear I'm sympathetic to why she works there. This whole thing became so much bigger than that initial issue though. *sigh* @Kalindlara oh lol nevermind then >.> Still glad you got them! @ExistentialEnso @petercoffin @ContraPoints @Hbomberguy Louder for the people in the back! @Kalindlara Didn't we get in a disagreement months ago about how Nintendo was slowly but surely restocking Amiibos? Glad you found them!! 💕 @CaseyExplosion Same. I'm really happy I grew out of that shit. @XylariaVG I've always thought that at a certain follower count I should look into it. Maybe 5k if I get there? What does one even do to get a blue checkmark? Do I have to prove my name is Trans Salamander because there might be some problems there. @petrichorable @transwitchlexi 💕💕💕 @collinashley105 Why The part where she talks about being young and seeing two women kiss on TV or in a movie and just feeling *something* really speaks to me. That happened with me too! "@transwitchlexi I don't know if this is weird to say, but whenever I see a trans girl's pre-transition photos and she has a beard, all I see is a bearded woman. I see it with myself too, actually. I had one hell of a beard but all I see now is a woman in those eyes. Denial beards! 🙃" @petrichorable @transwitchlexi omg no u "I'm really glad there's at least one prominent trans lesbian on YouTube. I find it a lot harder to relate to straight trans girls, at least when they talk about dating and sexuality and such." How on earth have I never sat down and watched any @RileyJayDennis videos? My sexuality did NOT make any goddamn sense until I figured out my gender. That euphoria of figuring out I was a trans lesbian is indescribable. It felt so *right* https://t.co/bsyAakSVBi @LovesBuns @VeraThoris @transwitchlexi Same <3 @JesskaNightmare Fuck yeah!! @rCharlotteSmith lol ask @norintha if my penetrating makes me any less of a girl :P (spoilers it doesn't) @queer_queenie *offers hugs* I'm sorry about all this. Truly I am. Because of my black shirt and the black background my new avatar looks like I'm just a floating head which honestly I'm 100% here for @princess_stef69 It makes perfect sense! I'm the same way #NewProfilePic https://t.co/UZyPx3uFyH Eyebrows freshly waxed! 👀💕 https://t.co/hP02jXFhad @emuchaton From the makers of Emu's butt comes Emu's boobers @Xena_Brand @ASecretRobin Wow fuck them There's literally no guideline or suggestion we can offer for this community that abusers won't abuse. That's not a fault with people who point out that abusers will abuse The Thing You Just Said. I'm just venting. @queer_queenie Hey same "@SunkenStoneShip I try my best not to have like, original takes on race? I feel like I'm not qualified and will at best put my foot in my mouth and at worst hurt people. I RT a lot of stuff talking about it. I can always do more." @SunkenStoneShip I'll make a concerted effort to follow more of them and expand my social circle. Thank you. "@Kalindlara I'm not going anywhere. You'll always be my friend, okay? I love you a lot." @JurassicWorld (No actual footage of Isla Nublar included in said video :P) @Kalindlara You're being too hard on yourself. I think there are legitimate concerns people have with Thorne's actions. The whole thing is too tangled to parse out fairly. You didn't do anything wrong. "@SunkenStoneShip @ComradeCallie I don't follow enough trans POC. I would love some suggestions. Did you want Callie tagged in? I untagged her because I thought this was mostly about me, but I don't want to undo an intentional tagging on your part." @Pixeljade I appreciate that you're willing to leave the door open to apology. I would not blame you for refusing to. Laurelei is an extreme complication in all this. I can't defend it either. I'd like to share this comment that was buried in a conversation I had with PixelJade. We're all anxious wrecks. It's important to remember that. I'm going to once again try and not bring this up again. I'm sorry. https://t.co/GwR0EhYFrM "@Pixeljade Okay, we're done. Tweet deleted. I'm sorry for how far Thorne has taken this." @SunkenStoneShip @ComradeCallie Do you think I'm at fault for not hearing about that? I don't want this to sound rhetorical or sarcastic. I'm genuinely asking and I will accept whatever answer you give. "@Kalindlara So to these popular people, this is just more abuse and harassment. They do what they always do. Then we isolate their retaliation and call them evil. That's wrong." "@Kalindlara I just see so many people with too many followers (that they didn't ask for-- if you tweet a lot, you'll get followers eventually) acting in response to harassment in very human ways. And a lot of them are KNOWN quote tweeters, which people are fine with when it's TERFs." "@ComradeCallie As was I, so if you weren't talking about my recent thread that blew up, no worries." "@Kalindlara People were criticizing Thorne's place of work. That's where this all started. Seems like a lot of that was based on faulty logic and misinformation. Regardless, people have moved on from that point. Now their issue is the thing she did in emotional retaliation to lies about her." @ComradeCallie I misspoke a bit. I'm not trying to say that callouts without goals should be dismissed or vilified outright or anything like that. I was just identifying where the problem appears to lie. "@ComradeCallie So, literally any rule or suggestion we make for the community can and will be abused by abusers. For me to @ people or give screenshots & be specific has its own dangers for me & others. Why weren't you specific about me? Same reason that I have, I suspect. And that's okay." "@ComradeCallie Do you think it's fair to say callouts without stated goals are universally bad? Because in my opinion that's the common factor with callouts that go too far. Stated goals could be get an apology, see actual change taking place, admit fault, that kind of thing." @rCharlotteSmith it's so fun teasing you tho "@carrots_smith I think my comment about people taking accidental (and possibly not even real) holes in logic and parading them as the person's actual beliefs is relevant, at least. I hate that shit." "@carrots_smith Yeah, it was a tangent based on your first tweet in this thread. You took it to a different place. I really wish I could help you with specific discourse, but it's always high-level theory stuff that I barely understand." "@carrots_smith And as for what my friends believe? Take it up with them. I'm not going to dump them because you think they're unforgivable, and I will NEVER be able to convey to you why in a manner you find acceptable. Really, we all just need to learn nuance." "@carrots_smith Like, I should be accountable for what I believe, but I can't account for every possible angle everyone can come at it. I can't predict every hole in my logic. People take those holes and then parade them around as what people believe, when it was only a blind spot." "@carrots_smith Ellie turned out to just be a person that thrived on argumentation and burned bridges. We don't speak anymore, and it took too long to get to that point imo. Basically, I can't be held accountable for Literally Everything I And All My Friends Believe." "@carrots_smith I've had the terrible honor of being forced to defend why I was friends with someone on multiple occasions. Not exactly what you're talking about, but similar & often linked. One of the first offenses I made towards Ellie was being friends with you, actually. We broke up over it" @queer_queenie omg congrats!!!! 💕💕💕 "And yes, Twitter has finally made a monkey out of me." "I've really wanted to construct a tweet that parodies the intro to ""Made a Monkey Out of Me"" from the Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical where I say something like ""I love every tran I see"" because I know people with A names and at least one with a Z name https://t.co/dWd6qZeZst" "@carrots_smith Some of these I disagree with, some of them are too much into Theory territory that I can't argue with them, and some I don't understand. And you're still my friend and I love very much." @carrots_smith Does it really matter? You can ask in DMs if it bugs you. "@MagsVisaggs I sometimes wonder why the biggest complainers about modern comics being different now don't actually seem to know what they're comparing modern comics to. I don't like the ""true fan"" mentality, but they often do. And they're not true fans by their own metric." @Cosmos_Cookie You're one of the people I kept worrying about whenever I tweeted about this drama. I'm really sorry for fucking up your timeline. How has this been such a stressful week in both my personal life and my online life? I should have broken down in tears days ago. I think I'm running on fumes. "@carrots_smith Now see, I thought you meant someone else. All of the people I named (with the exception of Chelsea) are stubborn women who get defensive when they're attacked. That should just be known. Block in advance if that bothers you (not YOU, just you as in a person)." "Obviously this advice can't apply to every situation, but in the recent discourse, this was a case of several people fighting with a person with many of us being friends with both parties. It's really hard on us. Please, if you can, block and move on." "I'm gonna try my hardest to make this the last thing I say on the matter: If you think someone, ANYONE on this sight is acting in a way that you find evil, abusive, whatever, just block them. And know that some people can't help name searching themselves, so factor that in too." @NekohimeMusou Pretty much. Welcome to Twitter. @Djw175 I wasn't trying to subtweet you. It was an example. I don't want anyone coming after you. I've deleted the tweet you replied to. "My birthday is in a week! If anyone wants to get me anything (which still feels weird to me, but I know some of you do), my wishlist can be found here: https://t.co/74oJNhxYMc" Said person has blocked Thorne. So maybe we can fucking move on from this endless goddamn nightmare. "And yeah, this is a subtweet. I don't have the fortitude to talk to the person involved directly. Call me spineless. I just need to vent. If that person needs to block me, I'll be really sad because I consider us friends, but so be it." "@carrots_smith Yes, but all of them are also victims of this. Like most things that matter in life, this is super complicated and there's no easy answer." "None of us knows what's it's like to have a girlfriend commit fucking suicide because of an undiagnosable illness. Once again, every single thing y'all are mad at Thorne about was in retaliation to prodding her on this very sensitive subject. Stop playing with TERF tactics." Hilarious that I thought I'd regret this and it's one of my most popular tweets lol https://t.co/oP4nGjs28S "@zenalbatross I can imagine. I reached out to her during that, but I imagine her DMs are just ignored at this point (which is totally understandable). Regardless I really worry about her when the entire community comes at her with pitchforks." @Djw175 @BackwardsBinary It's okay. I understand. @Djw175 @BackwardsBinary I do. I know Thorne. She's a good person. "@Djw175 @BackwardsBinary You should do that if that's your primary concern. If your primary concern is her quote tweeting, again, I'm gonna talk with her. I meant it when I said you haven't lost my friendship." @Djw175 @BackwardsBinary Hey I'm actually a friend of hers and was planning to bring it up in DMs when emotions aren't as raw. She does quote tweet too much. I was talking about everything she's said about her place of work. @Djw175 I'd very much like to stay mutuals with you. You haven't lost my friendship. @Djw175 I just have one question. Have you read everything Thorne has said about this? "@MusketAnna It's something recent with Thorne. I don't feel super comfortable recapping it, sorry." @wehpudicabok I figured most people would? Who knows. "@ServantofDagon The line between dysphoria and dysmorphia can be very poorly defined. It's really cool that we share those experiences on some level, though." The finished basement we're living in for another month only really has windows in the kitchen and bathroom. I really miss spending time in a room that can have the window open on spring and summer nights. We're moving soon tho! "LRT that's literally the funniest thing I've read all day. I can't stop laughing ""oh no my moths""" "@Pixeljade Dull, extended trauma is what I like to call my 20's :P It's very true. All of it." And I've also learned the important lesson that a ton of trans girls are named Alice. "I'm actually incredibly surprised with the reception this has gotten. Like I said I debated for months whether it would be safe for me to make this thread. Thank you, everyone." @ExistentialEnso You're doing her memory justice 💕 @Pixeljade Us all being nervous wrecks is a really good way to put it. It's very true. "Sometimes I feel like, really *aware* that my boobs are there? Like I have to re-teach myself how it feels to have them for a moment. I gotta say it's WAY more preferable to being hyper-aware of my girlcock. That happens too and it usually leaves me bed-ridden 🙃" "@Pixeljade That's one thing in common with just about everyone I listed in my thread. They're all rather stubborn, and they like to QT. Works great with the alt-right or TERFs, but has a lot of collateral damage when it's used against people who would otherwise be allies." @Pixeljade She does QT too much. I'll give you that. I'm friends with her. When this isn't such a hot issue I'll bring this up with her. @SiobhanFTB It's so goddamn obvious and so frustrating that apparently barely anyone sees it. "@Pixeljade If someone is hurt by a ton of people, I don't think it's fair to tell them that they should act responsible in the face of that just because they're popular online. They SHOULD be more responsible. Real damage can happen. But they're only human & they're the victim in this case" @Pixeljade But that to me feels like victim blaming in some cases as the smaller account(s) started it. Plus sock puppet accounts exist too. It just has to be case by case. @SiobhanFTB Thank you. It means a lot to hear that from you. @Sailor_Phoe Avizandum. I didn't want to tag anyone I was mentioning in my tweet as both ends of that list really dislike each other. "@Pixeljade On the flip side, with each jump in follower count, they're seen as more powerful. They are in many ways, but they're also still human. That power comes at the cost of too much visibility when the witch hunt begins. I can't claim to know how to advise a person going through that." "@Pixeljade The problem is, no one can think clearly when they're being dogpiled. Mistakes are made, people act rashly. If they believe that people are telling especially heinous lies about them, they get defensive. I feel there's room to forgive people for that. It's case by case, though." https://t.co/ZvHvQ01PN3 https://t.co/CcRpx9rOhi https://t.co/bDlsWrHEmL "@estrusflask I deleted the tweet mentioning her. I'll admit the accusations against her put her in another class operate from the other people I mentioned. I still wouldn't mind hearing more about her, but I no longer feel comfortable sticking my neck out by mentioning her." "@estrusflask I really, really need to talk to more people she's hurt. I'm not working with enough evidence. I still feel guilty for helping in the dogpile. Even I shouldn't, that's where I'm at. So speaking to more people about her is necessary I think." @lewdspacegem fun fact but did you know I'm extremely gay? 😍 But it costs me nothing to go the extra mile. My point is still made and I remove the risk of any collateral emotional damage towards a trans guy who might be reading it. Just something to consider. "I'd like to highlight really quick my phrasing here. I could have said ""testosterone"" instead of ""the wrong hormones."" And honestly, because I was speaking about myself and not generally, I feel that that would have been okay. https://t.co/mFTXLIscgu" "@estrusflask I like to think I can be sorry for my hand in the dogpiling of her without defending her actions. By the time I heard about all this, my contribution was incapable of helping in any meaningful way." @PhoinixArt @queermel It can be really easy to connect the dots to make an opinion sound like you advocate for genocide or something awful like that because you didn't consider every possible angle of your opinion. I fucking HATE that I sound like an alt-righter right now. But there it is. "@Pixeljade I wish I could stay out of this shit. I hate filling people's timelines up with drama, but I care a lot about my trans siblings. Hopefully y'all understand. Other than that though, I'm in total agreement with your approach." "@queermel So many times this has happened it's just been a trans person doing something foolish, because they're human, and then responding to the backlash, probably not in the best state of mind, again because they're human. I don't find that as unforgivable as I guess others do." "Like always, this is not to say trans women can do no wrong. Just that dogpiling never accomplishes anything but torment of people who are already tormented daily. Please just stop." "But I'm also friends with most of those people. And I can't bear to see them get hurt. I see the two sides to most of these stories, and I angers the hell out of me when the mob refuses to listen to the side the trans woman is telling." "I'll add that I've wanted to make a tweet about this, complete with listing names that I know trans people will recognize, for months now. I have friendships with people who can strong opinions on all of these people. I don't want those friendships to end." "@Miss_Played I can't mention last names. I have to have some layer of ambiguity. But I wasn't talking about you, sorry. I mean the Alice whose last name people have trouble pronouncing." "Y'all love these tweets of mine when I keep them vague, but as soon as I mention names, it's comparatively crickets." "I'm gonna regret this. Alice, Chelsea, Contra, Thorne, Zinnia By the time you hear about some awful thing they supposedly did, they have already been harassed enough. Yes, even if they did it. Block and move on. Stop targeting prominent trans women." "@ExistentialEnso In every case that I can remember and that I saw, there was ALWAYS two sides to the story and no one wanted to listen to the trans woman's side. It's TERF tactics, plain and simple. The only difference is the people doing it don't see that." So just block and move on. Your mutuals and friends can't fucking take this anymore. "Plastering her face on callout posts about how awful she is based on shaky evidence is what TERFs do. They do this because they know we're already weak enough just from existing as trans people. That's not why y'all are doing this, but the damage is the same." "What you want, I assume, is her to admit she's wrong. She's not gonna do that. So what next? Do you keep prodding her or just fucking block her? I recommend the latter if it bother you that much." "Like what's the concern? Thorne is an evil capitalist preying on sick people? Seems like it's just ""Hey your company is shitty"" at worst. What happened to acknowledging that we're all in this capitalism thing together and we gotta do what we can?" "Seriously take a step back and think how this would have gone down if y'all didn't start a callout campaign against Thorne. A lot of this at this point is people yelling at each other that no one should be quote tweeting. If that's now the concern, who started this? Back off." Literally everything @ExistentialEnso has done that y'all are pissed at is in retaliation to getting harassed and having lies spread about her. This is what I keep warning y'all about. You act like a higher follower count means they're more immune to harassment. @Kalindlara *hugs* @Kalindlara Some of that will be smoothed out. It's still early enough that your muscles might have some shrinking left to do. *offers hugs* I know it's painful. Have to at least try to transition "My ideal future would be one where being trans is not controversial, most trans people are put on puberty blockers as kids, and those that want it get GRS at 18, complete with synthetic ovaries/testicles, paid for by their free health care. If anyone was curious." "@Kalindlara How long have you been on HRT? Your muscle mass decreasing around your shoulders will most likely make a dig difference, and that takes a little while to start." @lewdspacegem Pretty ropes on a pretty cutie!! 😍 "Being trans is really hard. It's worth it, but it's hard. If we can identify trans kids (we can) and help them with medication that allows them to make their existence a little less difficult, I'll fight for it. I can't go back in time, but I can fight for trans kids." "There's very little I wouldn't do to have a chance at undoing what the wrong hormones did to my body. I'm already seeking surgery to undo some of it. My bones will never change, though." "I hate my bone structure. I feel too big. My hips are too narrow. This is common for a lot of trans women. Trans girls who can get on puberty blockers in time will eventually have just one puberty: An estrogen-based one, and their bones will be no different from a cis woman's." @GuildingLilly If they ever rebuilt me with gadget powers they sure as fuck better install a vagina in there. @SheGayFay How any trans person could take any other stance on the issue astounds me. "@TheSecretCallie Sorry about the previous comment, if you saw it. I was being needlessly sarcastic. I care a lot about Thorne. She's a close friend of mine. I'm glad we agree that her harassment was not cool." Any belief that hinges on the claim that ALL of the people it's talking about are lying AND the best science and medical knowledge about them is somehow wrong is USUALLY full of shit. "Of course you don't need to have dysphoria to be trans. But appealing to dysphoria is one of the most common tactics I've seen truscums do, AND ENBY PEOPLE WITH DYSPHORIA EXIST. So what the fuck?" Binary trans person: My dysphoria is lessened by existing as a binary trans person Truscum: Sounds good! Enby person: My dysphoria is lessened by existing as an enby person Truscum: YOU'RE NOT REEEEEEEEEAL!!!!! @Lookin4Serenity Their art looks fine. That's not what this is about. "Transphobes are exempt from my ""never re-upload another artist's art"" policy. No, I'm not kidding. No, I don't care what you think about that exception." "As a ""real transgender person"" (I fit the truscum definition of trans): Every trans person is really trans, gender is not a binary, enby people are valid, and ALL of that is backed up by science. The existence of enby people does not in any way negatively affect trans people. https://t.co/QIMvd2fFGe" @FemDomSovnarkom @Egoist_Ranger Fuckin' right? Ugh @CaseyExplosion If we're really doing this: I'm pretty sure they're fungi @FemDomSovnarkom @Egoist_Ranger Oh god I've not heard that particular name for it but then it clicked for me. We had Captain Picard or sometimes Captain Planet. @Cosmos_Cookie I made slut noises reading that 💦 @JordanPDunsmore lol "@NoSpookZone @Egoist_Ranger That's good to know. And if they're already in that ecosystem, that's probably the best place to quickly learn about this stuff. But if it were up to me, they wouldn't have to do it on a chan board." @FemDomSovnarkom @Egoist_Ranger I spent the most time at /b/ when I was about 19 or 20. Then I moved onto /co/ (which was one of the less toxic boards on there) and never looked back. "@NoSpookZone @Egoist_Ranger I don't find ""That's how things are handled there"" to be an adequate defense of a toxic community that harms trans people. I said I have a lot of sympathy for those trans people. You agree that it's toxic. So what are we arguing about?" "@NoSpookZone @Egoist_Ranger Self-medding is good, but one good deed doesn't exonerate a toxic community." "@NoSpookZone @Egoist_Ranger Most of my exposure to that corner of the trans community comes from 420chan. 4chan to my knowledge doesn't have a trans board? Anyway, it's a toxic environment to be trans in. From what I've seen they're VERY hung up on looks and will shame each other for not passing." "@FemDomSovnarkom @Egoist_Ranger They were always raging reactionary fucks. Their targets were just smaller, & the internet was an overall smaller place. They still caused harm, we were just younger and edgier and were sold on the lie that the targets deserved it. The same shit happens there today. https://t.co/obtAIiEEmK" @TellyLuvs @transwitchlexi *offers hugs* Dysphoria lies. We're both beautiful. @d_m_elms AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH D: D: D: "@princess_stef69 This is why I'm so frustrated by people on our side saying ""sex isn't the same as gender."" The only thing that separating the two terms accomplishes is allowing people to say trans women are ""male women"" or that trans men are ""female men."" FUCK that." @JayeTweet @princess_stef69 The up/downvotes on that video deeply depress me. I'm not going near the comments. @d_m_elms aaaaaaaaaaah D: @Egoist_Ranger I have a lot of sympathy for trans girls coming out in that community. It's more common than you think. I was very nearly one of them. That kind of baked-in negativity and self-loathing cannot possibly be good for gender dysphoria. "@d_m_elms ... Men don't find farting on their significant other's FACE cute, do they? Fuck, don't answer that." "@d_m_elms I'm guessing ""Things that men do that women find disgusting""?" @petercoffin I don't blame Thorne at all for wanting to QT the kind of abuse that gets thrown at her. "Me: I never seem to want to take my HRT in the morning, so this morning reminder is just getting ignored, which ends in me forgetting to take them at all. I'll switch it to the evening My fuckass brain: Shit I need to get back on this. Lemme take these first thing every morning" "@Lewd_Callie brb, same" @MorganRayHess @CaseyExplosion Well the common tactic is to say it violates the laws of thermodynamics. But in general they're not above appealing to science for their anti-science claims. @CaseyExplosion It's a bit like when a creationist says evolution is scientifically impossible. "From a big picture perspective, I'm a woman who A LOT of people want dead or disappeared because of the kind of woman I am. That's what this feels like. That's what this is." @HedgeMom Nudism is the way to be imo @SheGayFay omg same @ExistentialEnso *offers hugs* I'm really sorry. I worry about the left for the same reason. "LRT 3 things: - As much as I hate ads, I'm a huge sucker for theme parks - I LOVE that JP has become relevant enough to give its Islands of Adventure section a renewed lease on life. I still need to visit! - This ad makes it look like they're only advertising the raptor puppet" "@MattyFranklyn I was born in 1987, aka the year that He-Man sales TANKED and literally 100% of my He-Man exposure was from friends who had older brothers with hand-me-down toys (I only had an older sister)." @MorganRayHess @troubledmn In the live action movies it was kind of a strawberry blonde. @TheSecretCallie Not sure you should give Alan a follow "@MorganRayHess @troubledmn Daphne has orange hair, as far as what color of paint you'd use to paint her. We call it red. In this pic it's a faded orange. Compare it to Velma's faded red on the laptop and pants to get an idea of what I mean." "Daphne and Velma are such a perfect example of ""There's no heterosexual explanation for this"" that once being gay becomes mundane enough to appear on any cartoon without concern or censorship, they WILL be dating, mark my words." @molly_the_tanz Heya! You seem super cool! Longmont is also super cool but I don't think enough people know that yet. "It's SUPER WEIRD to see a tweet on my timeline where the person making it is tweeting from my hometown. No one lives in my hometown. That must have been a glitch? Looks like it wasn't, so I followed @molly_the_tanz. Hey there! What are the odds? O_o" "@ExistentialEnso As the fame increases, the likelihood you'll be harassed increases. Despite knowing this, I'm trans so I crave that sweet validation. Ugh." "@Tuhkasirius Not at all! All of my social media habits have just been me following my heart and using whatever site I felt like. You should do the same! Plus, Tumblr was instrumental in helping me realize I was trans. I can't hate it." "@transgirlinSEA @FionaIsMyReal I like to joke that Tumblr made me trans, & it's just about true. Tumblr's frequent reminder that you don't need dysphoria to be trans eventually cracked my shell. Once I started transitioning for a few months I switched to Twitter. Not sure why I did but it was a good idea." "Did anyone else walk away from Tumblr after years of using it without any lasting friendships or am I an outlier? In less than a year on Twitter I've made friendships strong enough to fly across the country to meet, as well as met my girlfriend." Practicing self care https://t.co/GxEreOZTPO "Omg! For all my mutuals who love FLCL, this is a really fascinating watch! Spoils some details about the show by showing all(?) the characters, but it has an interview with the VA for Haruko! I love her so much! https://t.co/EiEzp334xg" @klingenfels_zoe @fktransmisogyny *vibrates excitedly* "@petercoffin @rickygervais It's *weird* that he goes for manga rather than anime, right? Am I the only one who thinks that's odd?" "Literally I'm a woman born with a penis. Of all the things the human body is capable of, why is this so hard to grasp? I just keep envisioning a world where cis people think this is a mundane but treatable thing that happens to women sometimes. Because THAT'S WHAT IT IS." The alternative to brovaries would have to be sisticles send tweet @AnaMardoll Well shit now I'm mad this isn't real. Gonna try to knock myself out with copious amounts of indica @Anarcho_Vampire Growth spurt incoming!! I can't sleep help "@AnaMardoll Okay, if we're doing this, if we're going full nerd: *adjusts glasses* The long time ago thing is either metaphorical or only from the perspective of the unseen narrator. Regardless it's clearly an alternate dimension so it being in the past is kinda arbitrary." Hey it starts on my birthday! 💕 https://t.co/cR5rSqgYtj @ExistentialEnso Ian is from that planet from Rick & Morty where everything is on the cob. "@ExistentialEnso When I was 4 I said I wanted to be a stay at home dad. Mostly because yeah, working looked like it sucked. Regardless of anything else, that sure as fuck wasn't because of whatever ignorant reason Ben is telling this story about his daughter." @Marxism_Wokeism This image is extremely cursed I've been saving a lot more lewd art lately. Haven't done much of that since starting HRT. Is this the progesterone? Feeling a different kind of hornt lately. Stress is keeping me awake Lack of sleep will add to my stress *screams softly* "@trans_tho It's sickening how some of my trans sisters treat trans men. I'm so, so sorry." 6am Sleep will not come to me "The person Lexi is talking to here had a fucking meltdown when a trans guy told her mocking the height of a man hurts trans guys. If you go into the thread they add ""They'll [trans guys] never give a fuck about you."" Some of y'all follow this person. Just a heads up. https://t.co/0MlVReVqmL" @transwitchlexi WOW they're blocked. That second tweet especially. Fuck them. It legitimately irks me that he doesn't seem to think that a trans character is inevitable. I would think a guy like him would recognize that Overwatch is trying extremely hard to be extremely SJW. No but seriously @PlayOverwatch the reasons to canonize one of your characters as trans keep piling up. Might I suggest DVa? Who would hear this and be disappointed? https://t.co/kIlQahdHhg I've found it. Ant-Man's worst take. https://t.co/oUmfSKhYbY @CareBearCase OMG SAME There's an AMAZING example of this starting here in a thread about that awful Gervais tweet. https://t.co/M54u1BnM8n I think my favorite tactic to use against people defending bigoted jokes is to ask them to explain what the joke is. Their smokescreen dissolves pretty fast. "@transwitchlexi I have also pulled an all-nighter, lol" Gamon is everyone's favorite defender of Azeroth. Not sure what that extra M makes it. https://t.co/CKx11tJaFh "This is a FORGERY and I will NOT have my good, amphibious name BESMIRCHED by such DISGUSTING LIES https://t.co/dcWaWJeF4b" I love sparkling water so much and no one else in the house cares for it so it's MORE FOR ME MUHAHAHA I am tired of the paparazzi taking such embarrassing photos of me https://t.co/anU4s83eR7 This is the most evergreen tweet in existence. https://t.co/0TASslGtnj "@CarlymaybeSad @Valentine__Vale And you inserted them into a story Val was telling about her personal life. That you're a trans girl makes what you did worse, not better." "@CarlymaybeSad @Valentine__Vale So yeah, I get the reference, but Val is an AMAB trans enby, so take a look at what you wrote and maybe reconsider keeping this tweet up?" @NullBlanc *offers hugs* I've been reading your tweets. Hopefully my Likes were taken as support. I'm so sorry you're hurting. "This trans woman kinda flew off the handle and her current display name suggests she's just digging her heels in, so I'm not sure if she would be the kind of person that would've taken my advice to heart. Still, don't insult the appearance of other people. There's no reason to." There's some pretty mild (for now) discourse that sprung up from a trans woman mocking a transphobic creep's apparent height in a thread of @transwitchlexi's. Cole Zachary had to come in and remind said trans woman that that shit hurts trans guys. "I find that mocking a person's appearance is basically never an okay thing to do. The only time you're ever tempted to do that is when a person's words/actions are deplorable. So criticize or mock their *ideas*, not their appearance. That's what you actually have an issue with." @ZJemptv I have to say I admire the hell out of your confidence. I'm hope I'm there one day. @transwitchlexi Hey can us trans girls just like not be awful to trans guys? It's insidious how often that shit just sneaks into our conversations unchecked. How the fuck can we be intersectional if we refuse even polite criticism? I think this is a joke for cinephiles but it's also 2am so who knows When is Cinema Sins gonna cover The Holy Mountain @SonicGurl98 That first time I realized I loved two wonderful people at once for different reasons but neither one more than the other was so eye opening. We're conditioned all our lives to think monogamy is the only way romance is possible. It's bullshit. @Valentine__Vale Mood "@Valentine__Vale As I said in DMs, that's ADORABLE" @fktransmisogyny Oh fuck maybe I'll be huge @00d4n1 Twitter is the worst @Valentine__Vale Literally your best tweet yet @fktransmisogyny I'm about the size of that top pic. @HWAICC I like Greg quite a bit @HWAICC I'd have to watch the episode again. There was a moment of humor at the very end that I found entertaining. I also don't care for Onion. Or Mayor Dewey. So you can see why I usually get annoyed by townsfolk episodes. "@HWAICC I still don't like him, but I can appreciate him as the closest thing to a villain the series has. Ronaldo on the other hand is completely useless and awful." "@HWAICC It's a close race. They're both fighting for the bottom. But for myself, I found Kevin a TIIIIIIIIIINY bit relatable towards the end of the most recent episode with him." @fktransmisogyny Well fuck I'm a lot happier than when I made that tweet you quote tweeted! Thank you 💕 @fktransmisogyny Oh and I misread your tweet originally. I've only been on progesterone for two months! I'm even more excited now! I still haven't forgiven EA for not releasing Harry Potter Quidditch World Cup under their EA Sports line. "[Somewhat mild Steven Universe spoilers] - Hot take and I hate to admit this, but Ronaldo is worse than Kevin." oh fuck it's quesadilla time This is less about saying trans women can do no wrong (which is NOT true) and more about how much we as a group dogpile them in such massive numbers it makes their already not super easy existence that much harder. And it's magnified for trans women. I know y'all see it too. @emuchaton Emu if you announced tomorrow that you've been punking us the whole time and you don't actually grow any body hair naturally I'd believe you. "@CodComrade That's the best way to handle it. But I do think behind most bad takes is an explanation that makes sense in context. People are fallible, and they can change with patience. No one is required to endure bad takes, though. Blocking and moving on is self care." @ZJemptv Far less fuckboys around at 1am I imagine. It should go without saying that internalized transphobia is a thing. So I'm not just talking to cis folks here. "@ADirtyTrans That's a good plan. If you ever get >5k followers it might not matter. I dunno, I'm feeling a bit pessimistic, hon. Sorry." is this meme stale yet because i have the best one https://t.co/niJ89RfCuJ @fktransmisogyny That's my saving grace. Due to weird medication side effects as a kid I had starter boobs. I'm pretty damn big after 11 months. After 3 years? I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be where you are. "@ArtDifficulty @MapleReam Gosh, same" "@thelindsayellis I came for the YouTube videos but I'm staying for Cheesecake Factory content, frankly." Oh god it's both help Am I turned on or dysphoric? THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW "Just fyi those fucking complicated trans lesbian feels of seeing a cis girl's boobs and going ""Oh god do I want those tits or WANT those tits?"" don't go away 11 months into HRT. In case you were wondering. >_>" "@gothfemme OMG same! It's the fucking greatest, isn't it?💕💕💕" "@MapleReam #goals, frankly" @JordanPDunsmore AWWWWW SHIT NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE https://t.co/ZXhgmMugqj @JordanPDunsmore You're only an hour earlier than me :P @El_Tapatio96 @ExistentialEnso The framework is inherently antagonistic towards trans people. "@transwitchlexi Hey fun fact literally no woman likes to be called ""fertile""" "@KitsuneAlicia Sorry. I keep seeing friends of mine get hurt because they're too popular. I see that they're only human and trying their best. I'm one of the only people that see that, apparently." @KitsuneAlicia That's not at all what I'm talking about. You're missing the point entirely. Can't wait to get popular enough that entire sections of the community conclude I'm problematic. 2k more followers maybe? Looking forward to it. I'm joking about being excited about it. But y'all know this always happens. I don't even know if I helped. I probably made it worse. Sorry. "@liddytronic @ExistentialEnso I'll mute the thread. I don't think I'm helping at all. It wasn't my place to try, I'm sorry." @liddytronic @ExistentialEnso You're not a monster at all. This conversation is moving very quickly. I wrote that before I saw you start to back down. This was back when I thought you were more concerned with political shit. I see that's not true now. "@ExistentialEnso @liddytronic Lydia's backing down in a very promising way in another branch of this thread. If you want to salvage this, I think it's possible." "@liddytronic Okay, that's good. That's a start. You both got upset. I'm really loving what you're saying here, Lydia. Thank you." "@ExistentialEnso @liddytronic Thorne, nothing good will come of this until you can calm down. That's not to say your hurt is invalid, but rather I don't think Lydia will offer the sympathy you need right now." "@liddytronic Yeah. You fought over something very personal to her. From her perspective you were basically siding with her abusers (MY words, not hers)." "@liddytronic So, Thorne's kind of having an emotional breakdown. Maybe take that into consideration and remember she was/is your friend." "@liddytronic Thorne feels really hurt and betrayed by what you've said, Lydia. I'm consoling her and another friend who can't take it seeing friends fight." Hot fucking take but maybe when a friend isn't towing the political line in a way you approve of based on actual harassment they've experienced maybe you should back off and rethink your approach. This shit's stressing me out too. I fucking hate it. boy oh boy i sure do love leftist twitter dot com https://t.co/a0oXz4GQTs @bunnarchist The two major players in this fight are both friends of mine. I fucking hate when this happens. @ExistentialEnso Yeah I can vouch for the awful shit Thorne has gone through when those corners of the internet are out for blood. @liddytronic I try my absolute hardest to not argue with other Leftists on Twitter. And I know how that might sound. I just can't do it. "@liddytronic @queer_queenie It's possible she forgot that you had that previous Twitter account. Like, she remembers your old account and forgot this is you." "@JordanPDunsmore hot take Stan Lee did not create Spider-Man in any meaningful sense of the word ""create""" "@deathpigeon @le_etre_supreme @_shyextrovert Vulture's sole motivation was his family, Other people could fuck off. So, not a perfect libertarian leftist, but probably the closest in terms of MCU villains." "@le_etre_supreme @deathpigeon @_shyextrovert He became rich by stealing from the rich. Not saying that dismisses your concerns, but that needs to be kept in mind." "@XylariaVG Yeah, I know about Amalgam comics. I was kinda referring to the movies? Half those characters aren't in movies. Just a silly tweet. :P" "You, a fool: If Marvel ever crossed over with DC, Superman and Captain America should fight! Me: Technically it should be like, Superman vs Sentry and Captain America vs Uncle Sam but sure, let's do it the wrong way" @deathpigeon @_shyextrovert He was! And the chart is still accurate :P @transwitchlexi oh sweet a new asshole to block @StebMcDreb SAME. That feeling has been with me since early childhood. "@Mushypantsmcgee Fuck yeah! When they're very obviously making love rather than performing. Porn like that is out there, but it's rare." "@princess_stef69 I always knew I was into girls, but my sexuality didn't make sense until I sorted out my gender. So I voted gender." @StebMcDreb RIGHT?! It's indescribable but undeniably there. @ruemaw OMG this might be my favorite response to that awful picture. I love her!!! "If your favorite porn by FAR is lesbian POV porn, YOU MIGHT BE AN EGG. JUST SAYIN'" @ExistentialEnso All of my WoW toons were/are female without exception. My fiance thought it was weird. I didn't care. It hurt too much to play male characters. DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TRANS THO. NOT SURE HOW BUT THERE YOU GO. "@OneLameShark Oh fuck I'm glad I don't pay close attention to LEGO news, lol" "@ARedPandaPlush YYYYYEEEEP My favorite genre of porn by far was lesbian (and yeah, most of it was very clearly made for guys but there is rarer stuff made for women and I sought that shit out). It was also the only porn I self-inserted myself into on the rare instances I did." Even transphobic cis lesbians would agree a lesbian doesn't have a relationship with a woman in the way a man does. That fundamental difference? That's what I wanted as soon as I knew I liked girls. @Valentine__Vale @ExistentialEnso Just gals being pals! "It's kinda funny how much of a massive lesbian I was even before realizing I was trans. And no, it's not JUST liking girls. There's way more to it than that." "@ExistentialEnso Oh fuck, same I... I had forgotten about that, lol" @HWAICC I'm drawing a blank on who Thunder is @squidlarkin I literally had a transphobe tell me that my being trans isn't relevant to the discussion about trans issues. I don't even know what to do with people like that. "ALSO I bet he'll show up at the climax of Avengers 4, making all this a glorious cock tease until the orgasmic green finish at the end." @ComradeCallie omg happy mother's day!!! - Establish how fucking powerful Thanos is after a DECADE of Hulk being the most powerful thing in the MCU - Lower the overall power level of the good guys. Hulk can't save 'em like he normally can - Give some extra layers to Hulk's character-- he's clearly scared - More Ruffalo [Infinity War spoilers] One of the smartest things they did was with Hulk. @transwitchlexi aaaaaaaa >_< th thank @transwitchlexi You're so sweet for tweeting this. I hate my shoulders >_> Fucking hell I hate thunder. Time to blast music through my headphones! @ExistentialEnso TO BE FAIR the transphobic part can be said of a lot of cis people. Reason and logic completely break down if they decide they don't like being called transphobic. @PrequelMemesBot Wow Mace Windu would have been a way more interesting character if he did stuff like this. @JordanPDunsmore https://t.co/6GEJv2Pdn1 OH MY FUCK INDEED https://t.co/ZgSLFmmte0 @ExistentialEnso Conditional gendering only happens to trans people and cis people need to fucking stop pulling that shit. "Oh fuck this might actually be dysphoria. Let me tell you I fucking HATE that my urethra goes THROUGH what should be my clit. I get really emotional thinking about it, actually." "@ZJemptv I legitimately think this person doesn't understand what appropriate means. They're using it as like, a synonym for like, ""utilize"" maybe? ""Wield"" perhaps?" "Sometimes I have the urge to muster up a proper ejaculation, but I'm at the point where all that happens after orgasm is a tiny amount want to dribble out, but it just sits in my urethra. Really fucks with my ""Ew gross I hate living in a meat sack"" feels." @lewdspacegem MOOD @dronkus23 It's not supposed to add up to 100% "@JordanPDunsmore Again, understandable. And valid." @JordanPDunsmore Understandable :/ @JordanPDunsmore I had that happen months ago with someone I considered a friend. I can't even recall their name now. Some name with a swan I think? I really liked them. Then they blocked me. And I can't find our messages in my DMs so I guess they deleted later as well. I miss 'em. @JordanPDunsmore I doubt that. Myself and a lot of people I talk to tend not to hate people just because someone else hates them. That kind of thinking is really self-destructive @IfusMoraine Super cute! I love the mane with the feminine eyes! @MathotahCuksikl um we're gonna just have to agree to disagree on that one @Rae_Cosmos gay~ @Cosmos_Cookie SUPER CUTIE 😍 OH NO I NEED IT https://t.co/ARZTB7ck0T @Lord_Kristine Uuuuuuuugh jealous of that pretty orange one! @emuchaton I I kinda want one @aliceincamera (...sorry) @aliceincamera If this was a trans guy I'd basically agree tho @rCharlotteSmith AAAAAA CONGRATS OMG Mine is in just over a month! "@Lord_Kristine But, you're awesome" "@ComradeCallie I'm weak to any story involving the loss of a father since my dad died when I was 13, but in my personal opinion that movie is one of the best superhero movies of all time." @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Yeah but then the clever verbal flip doesn't work as well :/ @ComradeCallie @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/D905Ydgx9W "@ComradeCallie You and @AliceAvizandum, I swear. Systems of oppression aren't supposed to be kinky, dammit! s-stop making it hot" @Lord_Kristine Oh wait... is it attached? @Lord_Kristine Oooooh that green raptor is gorgeous! Is that a store exclusive pack? "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith No gods or masters in the streets, oh god yes master in the sheets" Just had a super fun Overwatch play session with @forivall and @lunartearmusic! We definitely need to do it again sometime! "God help me I'm linking Film Robert, but this is AN EXTREMELY GOOD POINT. If you had issues with Star-Lord in Infinity War, you really need to see this. https://t.co/qZKTg9h3yC" @rCharlotteSmith Oh no! D: @JordanPDunsmore lol it's because none of us cook "@Cosmos_Cookie Yeah, we have that too. And it's painted as a distinctly American thing, whether that's true or not. We're weird." "@Cosmos_Cookie I will say that, if forced to describe that metal bar thingy, we'd have to call it a grill? I think? We have them in our ovens too, for sure." "@Cosmos_Cookie (Defensive about the best way to cook BBQ, not about what we're allowed to call grills. Still would be confusing to an American)" "@Cosmos_Cookie Yeah we can't call it that because again, grill culture is too huge. It has a VERY distinct meaning in our cuisine. BBQ culture in particular is tied up with grill culture and people can get defensive about that shit in a similar way to sports teams." "@Cosmos_Cookie I will say I've never seen that cookie sheet-looking thing below the... what do you call them... they ARE grill-shaped, I'll admit. Regardless that's the one thing that's different. I'm pretty sure broil is VERY similar but the English approach it differently." "@Cosmos_Cookie Yeah, we call that the broil setting. We have it too! Confusion reduced if not eliminated." @Cosmos_Cookie If you've ever watched King of the Hill it gives an excellent crash course on grill culture in America. It means its own very distinct thing. "@Cosmos_Cookie Also ""hop"" I think you said? Maybe ""hob""? We call that the stove. The single round bits don't really have a name. They're just part of the stove. So you have us beat there." "@Cosmos_Cookie That's... just an oven. A lot of ovens have a ""broil"" setting which I think can do what you're describing? I never really use that setting so I always forget. The only major difference I see is the pan that catches grease I assume?" @Cosmos_Cookie @AliceAvizandum I think it means if you look like Homsar from Homestar Runner you've gonna get your ass beat https://t.co/lyICBGi69C "@Cosmos_Cookie (Actually some folks do cook bacon on a cookie sheet with foil in the oven, but that's considered uncommon)" "@Cosmos_Cookie Yeah now I see you said ""bacon"" OR ""cheese on toast."" I thought you were saying ""bacon and cheese on toast."" We cook bacon in a pan on the stove. Cheese on toast is probably just grilled cheese? Which we also cook on a pan on the stove, despite the name, lol" @played_straight @Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman Saaaaame :V @Cosmos_Cookie On our ovens we have stoves... is this just a case of two words being used for the same thing? "@Cosmos_Cookie Oooooh it's attached to the oven? Yeah that's unusual. ""Grill"" over here usually means a separate, outdoor appliance. Often we use charcoal to heat them, but sometimes propane (cue Hank Hill impression)" @played_straight @Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman I can't tell if you're joking or not because that's kind of a thing? >_> "@played_straight @Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman Yeah our public transportation is notoriously terrible. Again, we're too big. And our railroads are old and only used for shipping like, industrial equipment or coal." "@lunartearmusic You've been way more adventurous with your avatar journey, lol. There's no right way to do it." "@Cosmos_Cookie No apartment complex here will let you grill indoors. Massive fire hazard, as you already know :P" "@Cosmos_Cookie I've never had that but I really want to now. Those are all ingredients I love. We'd use the oven or a small toaster oven. Toaster ovens were more or less made for sandwich melts, which is pretty much what you're describing." @Cosmos_Cookie Yeah that's weird for Americans too. But that's easy to explain! Lots of space. Means big backyards. Lends itself to putting grills on the back patio. "@Cosmos_Cookie This is one of my favorite things about having friends in other countries, tbh. Finding out how we're different when we just assume ""That's how it is.""" "@Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman @played_straight It depends entirely on where you live. The town I live near has neighborhoods where a supermarket is right next door, but I live kinda in the countryside right nearby, so I need a car." "@Bieeanda @Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman @played_straight This is contradicting what I just said, lol America is really big. A huge problem like food deserts might be an issue in one state, & nonexistent in another. I know a lot of smaller towns had their small grocery stores wiped out by Walmart, & when Walmart leaves they're fucked." "@Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman @played_straight So, fun fact. We USED to be the way you're describing. Americans having full cupboards of food is on the decline. At our supermarkets, the most popular trolleys/shopping carts are the super tiny ones. Because we shop like you're describing English people do." "@Cosmos_Cookie @HaroldBatman @played_straight It's not just cabinets. It's walking room. Almost every kitchen I've had my mom would call a ""one butt kitchen."" There's never much room for one, maybe one and a half people using the stuff in there." "@Cosmos_Cookie Kitchens are never big enough in my experience. But honestly, having the dryer in there isn't the worst idea I've ever seen. Your kitchen looks fairly open." "@HaroldBatman @Cosmos_Cookie @played_straight I've rarely had enough bathrooms in places I've lived where there was enough space, but it makes more send than the kitchen :P I think just about everywhere I've lived the laundry room/closet was right next to the bathroom." "@Cosmos_Cookie How do you have enough cabinet space though? Bad enough that the dishwasher takes up valuable real estate. Also, if the washing machine nearby? That's even more cabinet space you're using. I think that's the logic behind the American way to do it, at least." "@Cosmos_Cookie @played_straight That's not the standard, lol" "@Cosmos_Cookie THIS IS SUPER FUN I LOVE WHEN THIS HAPPENS No, we never do. It varies wildly where we put them, but it's always in a separate room or large closet made for that purpose. In a lot of apartments, it's a shared laundromat nearby just for the people who live in the complex." "@Cosmos_Cookie Side note, this is a super interesting look into the kitchens of other countries. Is that a dryer in your kitchen? Like, for clothes?" "@Cosmos_Cookie That's undeniably A Look, tho" "@QueenStodge That's actually really exciting! You're gonna have more great movies than you could easily watch in a lifetime! I'm almost jealous, lol" @lewdspacegem cuuuuuute! "It's fucking weird how The Dark Knight was poised to redefine the superhero genre and yet no one, not even DC, learned any lasting lessons from it. Iron Man came out the same year and Marvel took that and RAN with it. The Dark Knight remains this weird outlier." @JesskaNightmare And Rose put a little bow on it by reminding us not to lose that heart and soul we need to keep going. THIS!!! https://t.co/5Zgy8sE2L4 "@JesskaNightmare Every time I hear about an alt-right fuckboy that hates The Last Jedi, my love of it grows. It's the best Star Wars movie regardless, but the fact that massive asshole hate it gives me life." @QueenStodge I've been a cinephile since before I could go to movies by myself (my dad encouraged my love of movies). So I saw just about EVERY major post-Blade superhero movie that came out. 2008 redefined what was possible in the genre with Iron Man and The Dark Knight. "@QueenStodge Sooooo the reason I called that a hot take is I think the Raimi Spider-Man moves have aged HORRIBLY. And I was a big fan of the second one. I liked the first one too, but I LOVED the second one. I still have a movie theater-sized Doc Ock poster." @CyYiYiii @cloakable @SpicyFurryTakes fuck yeah now THAT'S some furry art! "@QueenStodge Hot take: Basically none of these movies holds up anymore. Maybe X-Men and X-Men 2? Kinda? But only if you go in wanting that VERY specific, post-Blade feel." "(Side note just in case some folks aren't aware: To falsify a claim in science is basically to say, ""If I'm wrong, this is what we'll find."" Unfalsifiable claims aren't helpful in finding the truth about stuff. People peddling bullshit will NEVER falsify their claims)" "It really wasn't hard for me to move from internet atheist circles to ""SJW"" circles. If you can falsify your claims & are fucking HONEST about the evidence around you, you'll end up more or less on the same path. Anti-trans bigots are creationists with a new coat of paint." "btw I've NEVER had a request to falsify a clearly bullshit claim taken up on by an intellectual opponent. I don't know if it's because they're not thinking logically or that they know that if they falsify their claim they can't move the goalposts anymore, but it NEVER happens. https://t.co/QtI8t97UoZ" "@SpicyFurryTakes I love the ""STOP LYING TO CHILDREN"" squeezed into the text there. Really paints a specific picture of just how frustrated this bigot was." Jesus Christ this looks like homework. Cis people are so exhausting. https://t.co/zhwGM40fQM One of my favorite things to see on this site is a trans person who starts with an anime avatar then eventually has their gorgeous face in their avatar. It makes me so happy to see. HRT is magic~ "And if you can't answer that hypothetical, DO. MORE. RESEARCH. From actual scientific papers. From doctors. Stop repeating conjecture and scare tactics. Stop defending the torture of trans kids you absolute monsters." "I'll leave you with a thought experiment. Let's say I'm right. No seriously, even if you ""know"" I'm wrong, pretend for a moment I'm right. How would any of this look different? What changes would you see? How is reality not aligning with what I'm claiming?" "Doctors aren't morons. They've been studying this for decades. ""What if the parent pressures a cis kid into being trans?"" The opposite happens for MILLIONS of trans kids and they still end up trans. That's the shit we're trying to stop. Your imagined crisis is not concerning." "It's exceedingly rare for a cis kid to accidentally wander their way into socially transitioning or using puberty blockers for any significant length of time. Shut up, it fucking is. Don't believe me? Go find me all those instances where it does happen. You won't." Kids don't get access to HRT. They socially transition and/or use puberty blockers that have no lasting effects until they can be sure HRT is right for them (which usually happens at 18). "When you say ""Kids shouldn't be allowed to transition,"" you are prioritizing cis kids over trans kids. Period. And because I know more than you do about this shit, I know that all those cis kids you're worried about aren't in any danger. So you're JUST fucking over trans kids." @LizzyWyrd Gender fluid people do exist. Many of my mutuals are. It's just funny when they try to say that to a binary trans woman like me :P "@BryBreadmin @queer_queenie Not where it is today. Half of where it was today. There weren't as many Minecraft books, toys, etc before he left. Nothing about its trajectory was his plan. I'm gonna be muting you now. This argument is pointless." "@BryBreadmin @queer_queenie Yeah and then Notch left and never looked back. My point still stands. Minecraft was a hobby that grew a life of its own, a life that Notch was attached to out of obligation. Once that obligation was gone he moved on. It's hardly his game at this point." An extremely important thread https://t.co/KlNEIS4hLJ Luna loves wolves and insists she's not a furry lol https://t.co/ZLSC5oIjO5 @lunartearmusic How about I untag the DenFur account for you :P @TransEthics These are both extremely good takes All this talk about BLFC really makes me want to go to @DenFurCO this August. It's been too long since I've been to a furry con! @yourgirlmelt Omg you're unbearably cute! And I love your voice!! 💕 "@AnnaMorousBun I completely skipped it. Even if TERFs didn't see a TERFy metaphor in it, it's an obnoxious concept for a story. Lars I understand (you'll see). Ronaldo should not exist." "@ArmlessKittyfox @AnnaMorousBun Exactly. Didn't stop them, though." "@AnnaMorousBun Fun fact the episode where he insists he's a Crystal Gem was used by TERFs to argue that Rebecca Sugar was a TERF (she's not). Like, he wasn't born a Crystal Gem, who are all women. That fact isn't Ronaldo's fault, but I still blame him." @AnnaMorousBun At a certain point I just allowed myself to skip episodes I got bored or annoyed with. I recommend doing the same. Ronaldo is the fucking worst. @lunartearmusic There are exceptions :P "LISTEN, https://t.co/ZYGUczrn89" "@robyn_the_bitch @vec2_code_witch The whole reason we give kids puberty blockers and not HRT is so we can weed out the kids who don't need to transition. I strongly feel the number of kids that describes is very, very small, but still, that's why we do that. They just ignore that part." @XylariaAD ... I go by Kat >_> "@justmizuyuki One of the most frustrating parts of debating on Twitter is you have to laser-focus on a point and not distract yourself with the piles of other bullshit. Trust me, that irked me too." @vec2_code_witch I actually linked a @ZJemptv article debunking this shit in another branch of the convo that didn't make it into my screenshots. They didn't even reply to that tweet. They weren't interested in actually learning anything. @vec2_code_witch The main issue was that they were convinced there was this epidemic of cis kids transitioning when they shouldn't have. Which you'll note has nothing to do with puberty blockers. Regardless though it's all made-up scare tactics. @emuchaton ... sploosh "There's other branches to the thread if you want to track it down. Other things I said I'm rather proud of, other ignorant, bizarre things this asshat said. There's really no easy way to share all those branches, particularly now that I've blocked them." "@vec2_code_witch Yeah I didn't even bother trying too hard to hedge my statements with the usual ""Not all trans people experience severe dysphoria, etc etc"" since that would've just distracted from the core issue. The point is trans people are happier if they can transition." @RainaThrownAway It does. Thank you. @rCharlotteSmith I assumed it was cool to show your name and such? I get really riled up over ignorant bigots who want to torture trans kids. In this case this might've been a malicious bigot. Fuck this asshole. I strongly recommend blocking them. "Not pictured: The rando who wandered in, demanded to know what cis meant, insisted that no one can know hundreds of people, and reminded me that anguish is a symptom of dysphoria, not the cause(???)" This was fucking torture why on earth did I do this https://t.co/cbnP4GzWDp "Love you too, Luna! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/jloBxxlnlc" "So yeah, most of the 784 followers of that transphobe were follow back accounts, official fan Twitters, that kind of thing. There were a handful of people clearly from 4ch*n, tho. I blocked all 784 by hand becaue block chain wasn't working. >_<" @ADirtyTrans Didn't work. All the accounts it said it blocked also came up as errors (both numbers rose at the same rate). I had to block all 784 accounts by hand. >_> @NASDAQEnema @/Naos210 They're fairly transphobic and have already quote tweeted me. "I'm probably gonna want to block everyone that follows them. There's an app for that, right?" "@KendamuZ @TERFblocklist I'm sure it is. The last one was for me too, for a few months or so." lol the transphobe didn't delete their tweets. I muted them on accident. Someone help me get off my bullshit tho @Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 Show me how clear it is. Give me something other than conjecture. "@KendamuZ @TERFblocklist No. I've played that game before. Every single blocklist I've used, without exception, has had false positives. And the last TERFBlocker was deleted by the person who ran it after a ton of argumentation about who was being blocked." @Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 You realize this is completely conjecture on your part? Just checking. @Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 Doctors. Literal experts in this field. @Naos210 @ZacMims1 @rCharlotteSmith @siobhanbjorknas Who here has been hateful? "@ZacMims1 @Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith I never said otherwise. Gonna be muting you, though. I can only handle arguing with one transphobe per night, sweetie 💕" "@Naos210 I agree that therapy is always an effective measure. You know the best therapy for trans people? Hormone Replacement Therapy, usually shortened to HRT. The attributes that HRT is designed to mitigate can be delayed with no lasting effects with puberty blockers." "@Naos210 @JennyWebtoes @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 The reason people have regrets about transitioning, overwhelmingly, is because their family and/or community made it too difficult for them. https://t.co/r4WByg0Fn6 And before you try this shit: There are sources in this article. Nothing she says isn't backed up." "@Naos210 @siobhanbjorknas @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 We're talking about puberty blockers, which cannot under any circumstances sterilize. Please stay on topic." @Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 DOCTORS. DOCTORS STOP THAT. How the hell do you think trans kids are identified as trans kids? "@Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 Trans children experience gender dysphoria. Are you okay with letting them suffer? This is a simple question. Come on, I know you can do it. I believe in you." "Update to this: I let slip that the ""trans"" part of my username wasn't a joke and that I was arguing with a transphobe on Twitter. One of them said ""EW"" but it quickly became apparent that she meant the transphobes, not me. So, non-transphobic lesbians at that! OW rocks!" "I would love some backup here. Don't argue with the transphobe, just give me enough Likes for him to know I'm not fucking around. This person does not at all understand or represent trans people. https://t.co/aBMQScIZrr" "@Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 I know hundreds of trans people who would back me up. My anecdotes outnumber yours. Is that how you want to play it? ""Some children go through extreme gender issue"" yes and we call those children transgender. Your way will make them suffer." "@Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 That's literally two unsourced claims and an anecdote. Give me more than conjecture, please I'm telling you, as a trans person, that doing it your way will make trans kids suffer. Are you okay with that?" "@Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 I'm not talking about ""gender issues"" I'm talking about the life-ruining, torturous experience that is gender dysphoria. Once again: Are you okay with trans kids suffering?" "@Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 That's not all it is. The common use of the term refers to the mental & psychological anguish trans people feel when their natal puberty alters their body in opposition to their actual gender. Ergo, if we do it your way, trans kids WILL suffer. You cool with that?" @Naos210 @rCharlotteSmith @ZacMims1 Hey quick question: Do you know what gender dysphoria is? "I've been female my whole life, but it took awhile for me to stop believing everyone else about my gender, and start believing myself." Transphobes: You can't change your gender!! Me: lol I didn't @destroyeroftroy some bullshit about blue balls probably "@FairlyLip @GayMonsterGirl All I'm saying is what you saw is not why people love the show. Maybe it's not your thing, but it's not exactly my thing either. I love the show for the stuff after that. I'm not saying you need to watch it. But all that's the truth." @FairlyLip @GayMonsterGirl Yeah that's the problem with Steven Universe. The first like 15 episodes are kinda filler-y @FairlyLip @GayMonsterGirl It gets a lot better and this is about as violent as it gets. @KentabooRex YES I mean I'm biased as a lesbian but YES 👏 AND 👏 ALSO 👏 REALLY 👏 FUCKING 👏 HOT 👏 340 followers until 2k!! But who's counting >_> 👏 GIRL 👏 BALLS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID 👏 AS 👏 FUCK 👏 @emuchaton what a coincidence i was just thinking how unfair it was that balls are not on my face @Lord_Kristine Oh fuck I need this @FinalBossFemme Reptilian sonas are kind of the best imo @FinalBossFemme Does the owner of that sona have a fursuit? I think I saw a selfie of them a few days ago! @transwitchlexi Well the most recent chunk of episodes is VERY satisfying in my opinion. Wait if you want but one of the big mysteries of the series was finally explained (I don't want to say too much more because I don't know how far you are). @Cosmos_Cookie hey Cookie ur super hot "@Zealy46 Who hasn't? I don't think they're a superhero, tho" @transwitchlexi I'm pretty sure WCO is caught up. @transwitchlexi Watch Cartoons Online is the site I usually use (though I often have to be reminded of its name). Just make sure you have ad block. @FairlyLip OH LOL "@FairlyLip I honestly didn't know there had been previous discourse on the matter, lol" "Shouldn't take you too long to figure out that Snap wants Pokemon in the center of the frame (which means the dead center of the frame is touching them) and as zoomed in as possible. Play to that, not your own tastes. Or at least stop complaining." "90% of the frustrations Arin has with games on Game Grumps appears to be that if he's playing a game he's not super into, he hates have to play by the game's own rules & mechanics. He can do it in Bloodborne. But Pokemon Snap? ""What the fuck that was a great shot!""" The fact that most Ghost Pokemon are capable of breeding deeply concerns me @ExistentialEnso She exists to provide the story with heart. She's the emotional core of the entire narrative. I really do think the people that hate this movie don't actually understand it. "@ExistentialEnso I love the fact that the first 3 movies in the new era of Star Wars were female-led, but I'm really frustrated that they've both been more white women. Like they're clearly trying to have more representation. They're so close. Rose was a good idea. We need more." @queer_queenie It's a contest that brought Riverdance as well as Abba to the world. Like American Idol but older and European. @AliceAvizandum I was saying boo-urns @Egoist_Ranger You're too hard on yourself. It doesn't sound like a joke. No one that matters thinks you're being weird or that you're somehow wrong. Your gender is valid. Always. You don't get to complain about my skills as a dps player and when I point out that I'm the ONLY dps player on the team try to argue that it's Quick Play so you don't care as much. Motherfucking tilting-ass fuckheads in voicechat I swear. "@PowerOfMelody I barely read comics, but I do really want to read that run of Thor! I love her so much 💕" "BTW, same thing with Red Tornado/Lois Lane(?!?) here. Though in this case it's that I have a thing for bald women and GOOD GODDAMN LOOK AT THIS COVER I FOUND OF HER BEING 10,000% LESBIAN https://t.co/ZEzjKEI1va" """I knew there was a reason I kept you around!"" - Widowmaker to Tracer when she makes a good shot THIS IS A GIFT TO WIDOWTRACER FANS AND I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANY ALTERNATE EXPLANATION" OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I NEED IT AAAAAAAH https://t.co/e2nzKMG3Mf "Outright refusing the label of cis means that you want to be seen as the default. How could it mean anything else? Please, tell me your particular spin on this because it all leads back to the same line of thinking. Trans people need to be The Other for you to feel comfortable." "Reducing the number of ways we have to describe things is oppression. It's frustrating that the right has overused the comparison to 1984 to the point that I feel ridiculous making it, but it's the same concept in that book." Wanting to reject a label that feels foisted onto you out of nowhere is a valid initial response. But you cannot claim to care about trans people if you then REFUSE to accept the label for ANY reason. "Incidentally, this is one of many reasons why there needs to be a T in LGBT. We experience similar oppression in many (not all) ways. (And yes, it is LGBTQIA but notice how the people who want to drop the T don't even mention the others? Preeeeeetty sure they want them gone too)" "Attention cis people who hate being called cis: You're doing the EXACT same thing that heterosexual people did in the 80s, and in 30 years, you'll see it too. You're on the wrong side of history." "@MilquetoastHost Fuckin RIGHT? If this was honestly about abolishing both trans AND cis as terms, that'd be a different argument. I might even be willing to give it consideration. She's doing the EXACT same thing straight people did in the 80's. She doesn't like trans people. That's all this is" "@MilquetoastHost Wow that last comment she made makes my blood boil. No one is saying you can't call yourself a woman, Sharon. You're a woman. You're a woman, you're a woman, you're a woman. You're also a cis woman and there's nothing wrong with that." "@Sirius7dk Whoever else replied this tweet, please note that I muted the word shown in my tweet up there. I can't see your tweet." "@Sirius7dk As far as I know, in previous years it's been either very difficult or rather expensive to watch it in the states legally. I don't care enough to track down an illegal stream." "It actually sounds like a fun time, but if I'm not able to also watch it, having my TL filled with it is just annoying. It's a show about performances, right? If I can't see them, what's the point? https://t.co/SfUdw2CqvI" "(Also for those who don't know, Firestorm is always comprised of two people, and in this case there's a dude that lives in her head while they form Firestorm. Said dude isn't trans, but... kinda trans feels regardless)" "I've been watching Atop the Fourth Wall's 500th episode and it's hilarious how much my interest gets piqued whenever a legacy character passes the torch to a lady. ""Firestorm? Yawn... wait, they're a woman now? TELL ME MORE OMG"" https://t.co/whcQEEb6tu" "It's all just a fucking smokescreen where they think we're all playing the same game. ""None of this petty shit matters, and I know you know, so I'm trying to appeal to the 'real' you."" When that's not at all what the fuck is going on. You're just an ignorant, disingenuous bigot." The argument MAKES NO SENSE if you assume as a given that the shit we're fighting for MATTERS. So STOP with the bullshit and just SAY you think we're fighting a pointless proxy war. START with that and be HONEST about your fucking convictions. "What pisses me off though is clearly the idea is based in this notion that the shit the left complains about isn't important, or worse that we KNOW it's not important. It's an appeal to more important matters. ""While you're bickering about stupid shit you're pushing people away!""" "And with any nihilist argument, the response is an easy one: Even if you're right I can't just give up. May as well try." "Since the same is never argued about the right, that just means that most (all?) attempts by the left to make the world better will inevitably make it shittier. It's literally a nihilist argument whether they see that or not." Has anyone who's tried to make the pathetic argument that when people on the left are criticized they move to the right actually worked through that logic? People who actually BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY FIGHT FOR don't suddenly start acting against their best interests when people call them names. That's AS ridiculous as her alternative of people suddenly agreeing with their enemies. "I know that she meant ""No one will agree that they're deplorable when accused of being such."" and I'm turning that around as ""People might adopt the LABEL of deplorable as a fuck you to their enemies,"" but it illustrates what a ridiculous false dichotomy she has there." "THE FIRST ONE. You know that a TON of the queer community often ""takes back"" the ""degenerate"" label, right? Feminists often so this with ""witch"" as well. Calling yourself a monster in the face of your enemies is NOT the same as voting for one. What the fuck is wrong with you? https://t.co/qd6jTnMmfs" @fluttergirly So many 3DS games! 😍 @Neeerts @Wildandtiredewe Omg I love her! (They're using female pronouns so maybe genderfluid?) "@CaseyExplosion I suspect people on the right think this will work because so many of them are in politics merely to ""win."" Facts don't matter, science can fuck off, news is as real or fake as they need to it be at any given moment. It's all dishonest bullshit." "@CaseyExplosion NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS THIS WAY UNLESS THEY WERE ALREADY OKAY WITH BEING ALT-RIGHT And in that case they kinda weren't our allies to begin with, were they? Even if this premise was real and represented the majority of people, how is that an argument?" @Neeerts @Wildandtiredewe I am not. "So many kids are gonna grow up wondering what amazing person made their favorite game, Minecraft, only to learn he's an isolated, racist manbaby who hates everyone." @deathpigeon Happy birthday Vikky! 💕💕💕 @XylariaVG *offers hugs* I'm so sorry :/ @Cosmos_Cookie Mmmm I almost got shivers just reading that~ "@LicoriceDandies That's good to know, thank you. I'd be excited to see the main character overcome that!" @emuchaton I've run the math and it still checks out @LicoriceDandies I've added the first book to my wishlist! https://t.co/DqeBMiGput @PowerOfMelody I have! It's one of his best videos. @LizzyWyrd YES YES YES more layers to this movie I LOVE IT @NeitherNora (Also I hadn't connected that Luke had such a similar confrontation with the Dark Side in his dark middle chapter movie. TLJ has so many layers I keep discovering I fucking love it) "@LizzyWyrd It's possible the cave shows different people different things. But yes, I think the implication is Luke's distrust of it is misplaced." @NeitherNora Yeah the individualistic angle is another aspect of Rey's vision as well. @ZJemptv That's the funniest part about dealing with transphobes: When you realize just how hilariously wrong they are about our sex lives. Those of us that are sex-positive and/or polyamorus get more action than those bigots could possibly imagine. @Kalindlara @transwitchlexi @VeraThoris GOD SAME "Another way to interpret her vision is that her parents were...basically no one. Error 404, parents not found, defaulting to mirror mode. Either way, the Dark Side gave her the truth." @transwitchlexi aaaaaaa that's a cute outfit @CandyArachnid @rCharlotteSmith Goddammit that should have been made canon @transwitchlexi @VeraThoris Ooh! Ooh! I'll be trans Nocturne! https://t.co/vaT6FkbHXG https://t.co/Jdcddr0KAK "@petrichorable @transwitchlexi U-Wings look so much better with their wings back, though" "One of the most chilling things about The Last Jedi is that the pit Rey falls into, the one that's among the strongest concentrations of the Dark Side in the entire galaxy, tells her the *truth* when she asks it a question. ""Who are my parents?"" ""You are. You raised yourself.""" @transwitchlexi @cass_krs AND IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT DAMMIT @emuchaton It's just you preaching FACTS tbh @cass_krs @transwitchlexi I have extremely mixed feelings Huh. @transwitchlexi At least we're in the same basic design neighborhood. That pointy design is so sexy. @DoktorDare There should be even more! Mine were just examples. @transwitchlexi exCUSE YOU https://t.co/LbsrXsfgjE "@NeitherNora That's Angela's girlfriend, right?" "@AliceAvizandum Also his self-insert died. Like, years ago I think?" @AliceAvizandum So in this version do they eat the mana or use it to power their magic @CiaraTheBraid HMMMMM I'll have to conduct more research on this. Got any links? @CiaraTheBraid A certain website where the users love fiction so much you might describe it as a mania? :P "(I had no idea how else to succinctly describe the X-Gene thing without just throwing quotation marks around ""change"" but hopefully you know what I mean. Ideally the X-Gene would only have transition-like effects on trans kids, and of course their gender wouldn't really change)" Point is this is super fertile ground for trans representation. We should be drowning in trans superheroes by now. "👏 THERE 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 WAY 👏 MORE 👏 TRANS 👏 SUPERHEROES 👏 - Hulk powers but the Hulk form is another gender - Cyborg character who upgraded their gender along with their body - X-Gene should just canonically sometimes ""change"" a person's gender - Mystique. 'Nuff said." @ExistentialEnso Him saying Vader showed up before Han did would be a lie but otherwise that works. "@rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @TimonicWulfgar Mistress gets annoyed when I call other people miss, so um... just yes." Binx has been asleep on my chest for almost an hour but the lighting in here's not great and he's made of shadow :P https://t.co/JgfriMgPOx @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @TimonicWulfgar Charlotte wtf is she your sub or not @carrots_smith @transwitchlexi Ugh same @spectra_belle Omg I want your banner @queer_queenie Plot twist you were a girl the whole time! 💕 @XylariaVG Rodentia is populated entirely by mice and mice-sized mammals. You'd be a giant. Even Judy was. https://t.co/HP1XMppIZp @Tuhkasirius We're not sure when it's gonna be yet but you'd absolutely be welcome 💕 @aliceincamera @villanellesbian binch don't make me repeat myself again @aliceincamera @villanellesbian https://t.co/EvIUvt34wb @anarchopupgirl @aliceincamera No she's not aren't you listening @aliceincamera Still cute I NEED IT OMG https://t.co/TCMSE7AsWq @AliceAvizandum Yeah that one's spaced properly I feel like. The line down the middle also really helps. "@AnaMardoll Love you too, fam. I see how hard you're working to do the right thing. I know others see it too. 💕💕" """Sometimes"" because of the friends I've made. But right now? Fuck Twitter." Fuck Twitter sometimes @AnaMardoll I can see that clearly which is why I'm so mad. @AnaMardoll I was harsher than I really should have been. If you're truly okay I might delete the tweet. Promoted https://t.co/Lw1U5WSCIO @queer_queenie 4 and a half goddamn hours I'm screaming "PS I'm not saying I agree with everything she said. Nothing I saw her say justifies torturing her, though." "Can y'all back the fuck off @AnaMardoll? Whatever your grievance, dogpiling her all goddamn day will accomplishment nothing except needles suffering. Please let me know who disagrees so I know who to block." @Zennistrad Does... does film Robert think that Spielberg single handedly created every movie he directed? @sophiaphotos It's infuriating. @rCharlotteSmith Good policy to have This feels like an extremely lesbian way to propose. Mistress: You know we should probably just get married. It would make dental way easier. Me: Did... did you just propose to me? Of course I said yes. @MokiAwa omg please show up at the gay club in your fursuit Why does every single rando who has a tweet blow up also have a soundcloud you should check out @strangeofgalway How many of them are chasers do you think @HedgeMom This is wholesome and pure content. "You know that little voice in your head that tells you not to worry about it and do it later when your reminder goes off to take your HRT? Stop listening to that voice. Come on, we both know better than that. Take your pills." @AliceAvizandum It's entirely possible that the world will be different enough by the time you or I die that that kind of thing won't be as difficult anymore. Gotta hope it's getting better for us out there. "@CaseyExplosion It's really been one of those days, hasn't it? :/" "Really the response should be, ""Yeah I've LIVED with this for [20+] years and it just about killed me. That's [20+] years in child years for half of that. Try harder.""" @dogsokaywooof FUCKING RIGHT!? "Love it when your mom or dad in response to you transitioning tries to sell you the whole ""Look, after [20+] years it's going to take time for me to adjust"" when because of the relative time that a child experiences, it's felt like longer for you & you're doing just fine with it." "@spectra_belle What are you talking about? Just look at this, um, great toy? https://t.co/rSguUSlzlv" @SteampunkPenny It really is. "@amitai45 I do appreciate your help, though! Genuinely. Thank you. 💕" "@amitai45 I said Film Robert and YMS are ""two of the most knowledgeable film critics that I know"" not ""are the most knowledgeable film critics ever.""" "@amitai45 I'm aware of all these lovely creators. Don';t bring up Red Letter Media in a conversation trying to find less problematic film critics. I love 'em to pieces (they strike me as more ignorant than malicious), but come on :P" @RainBlackKat I have bangs I like to brush to the side. My hairline is fine. There aren't any bald men in my family. Still get receding hairline comments. Because I'm trans. @spacetwinks Remember when tiki torches were somewhat benign? I'm so goddamn tired https://t.co/rHVGredIl6 "@FairlyLip @FinalCipher @queer_queenie All of this would be a different conversation if at any point Notch gave the impression that Minecraft was his baby. It was a fun project he made as a hobby that blew up and that it seems like he grew to resent. Could have been an artistic statement, but it wasn't." "The therapist I'm seeing in order to get my first of two letters for my bottom surgery gave me a BUNCH of homework. Basically I have to fill out a huge form that gives her the info she needs. This is to expedite the process, which I'm grateful for, but goddamn is it a lot of work" "@spectra_belle Yeah I actually love them. I know fans were weirded out by them when they first introduced them in the Bayverse, tho." "@harryhenry6 Oh Robert, that's not how socialism works you weirdo." @JaredStalnaker3 Lindsay Ellis outclasses them all. I didn't mention her above because I basically have no issues with her. @spectra_belle Broke: Transformers beards are terrible Woke: The alternative is so much worse "@spectra_belle Didn't we get someone like that in The Last Knight? Not-Wreck-Gar, whatever his name was?" Primary issue: I wish I could vent about some people I know. Just problems I have while being their friend. Maybe ask for advice. Secondary issue: I can't even really tweet THIS because people will worry I'm talking about them. @ADirtyTrans This is extremely true and important! @JaredStalnaker3 The other person is MovieBob. I have him muted but I'm sorry if he name searches and shows up here. @harryhenry6 @amitai45 Yeah it's a kind of meme to call him Film Robert. Also it cuts down on how often he'll be able to name search. "@amitai45 I had not heard of Lewis. I'm following them both now, thank you." "Recognizing I'm gay opens up a whole new view on my life. It gives me a sense of purpose that I never had before coming out. Not to say it defines every aspect of my life, but that it's one of the first aspects of my life that I feel is actually mine. This is me. I'm gay." "I can only speak to my own personal experiences, and that's of a trans women who likes women. So I was raised thinking I was duller than dishwater: A straight man, big whoop. Realizing I was not just a girl but also gay was fucking REVOLUTIONARY for me." "No but seriously way to flaunt your privilege around. The reason no one brags that they're straight (there actually ARE weirdos that do that, but they're just being contrarians) is because we live in a heteronormative society that assumes straightness everywhere." "@ZJemptv This will be used by gun nuts to dismiss any appeals to Australia, despite the fact that 2 mass shootings in over 20 years is still preferable to what we have." "(And for anyone who's concerned, I've had adblock installed for years with not a single site whitelisted. Financially I'm supporting neither of these men.)" @SukebanAxxx That's fair. I recognize that even $15 a month represents a level of privilege that not everyone has. I just wish there was a fair middle ground. I hate being psychologically manipulated. I've already spent WAAAAY too much on Overwatch. "Hey I'd like to take a moment to vent about the fact that two of the most knowledgeable film critics on YouTube, Film Robert and Your Movie Sucks, are both extremely problematic in their personal views but because there's no one else quite like either of them I can't unsubscribe." "@Icyrain35 Same. They quickly explain that they're referencing a song they just listened to, but given Arin's notorious eggy tendencies it made me do a double take." @chrismcfeely Oh nice I didn't know you made 2D art! That's a damn good hand. I hate drawing those. "@SukebanAxxx I like to know I'm getting 100% of the content and not being psychologically tempted to spend more money. Look at it like this: $15 to go back. Cancel immediately after you re-sub. $15 is less than most games, and you get access to it all." "Danny: Hello we smoke weed and eat pussy every day and welcome to Pokemon Snap! Arin: Well it's not as cool when you're not a girl I mean, he's not wrong. But also that's easily fixable~ https://t.co/nvoeJebOwv" "As much as I love food, there are days when it's weirdly hard to get me to eat? Some manner of executive dysfunction. Make me eat, somebody D:" It took me too long to notice her display name. Bravo. https://t.co/Pb2E40HP4W @queer_queenie WAIT I JUST REALIZED YOUR DISPLAY NAME YOU ROCK @queer_queenie https://t.co/l0N0KLWfPp "@queer_queenie Do you have as strong opinion on Bob as other leftist Twitter circles? Because this is either an honor or an embarrassment, depending." @AliceAvizandum [Insert astrology joke that you've already made in the past because this is a weirdly common insult people throw at you??] @Valentine__Vale *hugs* You do better than you think 💕 "@AnaMardoll I've tried to be extremely careful about this very thing. It can be too easy, especially for trans women, to think that a step down in privilage means we can do no wrong in that regard. I'm still white. That carries a lot of privilage. I do my best to always keep that in mind." @JesskaNightmare No but seriously this reveal means that a possible happy ending is in sight where no one has to be a villain. Pink Diamond is as alive as they believe Rose is. "@queer_queenie Minecraft as it is today (and I don't just mean who owns it but rather it's MASSIVE, unprecedented popularity with kids) has basically nothing to do with Notch, thankfully. He laid the groundwork. That's about it." "@ADirtyTrans This is why sometimes I wonder what's worse: A parent who's completely, 100% awful, or one that's only like 10% awful like mine. Surely the 100%, but there are situations like this where she gets away with shit because she's otherwise awesome. That's its own level of awful." @HeckingJen @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton If I saw any of my friends starting up a stream like that of course I'd join in! Just haven't seen one advertised yet >_> "@Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton I'm now realizing I've never actually watched a cam show. Because my first thought was ""Damn right!"" and then ""Wait when would I have experienced that""" "@Valentine__Vale @JesskaNightmare You ever do that thing where in your head you really want to say, ""Fucking make it happen or I'm gone"" but then in person you can't bring yourself to?" @HeckingJen nom nom nom :3 @JustJoTG Legend says there are still some lonely souls that use that cursed app "It's kinda funny how everyone I talk to has left Tumblr and my Tumblr app keeps telling me that ""So and so posted for the first time in a while!"" We all kinda left that shit behind at the same time, didn't we?" "Though I should add if you're trans but haven't transitioned yet, please don't let stories like this discourage you. I wouldn't detransition for the world. In my case, I didn't even know how much I was suffering until after I started HRT. You might be the same." The ways in which life will not simply leave you alone when you're trans are numerous and hiding everywhere. This shit adds up. Not having access to our money on payday has repercussions. All because a bigot thought Mistress looked suspicious. "But apparently whatever that bigot marked her account with can't be removed easily, and while sometimes she can find an employee willing to push the money through, she can't always." Mistress had a single run-in with a bigot at her bank months ago who put a hold on her account. All of her paychecks now take days to actually get into her account. This asshole said it was because she had too many overdrafts. She doesn't-- other employees have confirmed that. "@HeckingJen That's a tiny cage, do the buns get to run around?" I understand why Lapis runs away. I don't think she's a bad person. I get that she's hurting. But she needs Peridot as much as Peridot needs her. I hope she comes back. @HeckingJen Lies This is a photograph of a cutie "@JesskaNightmare My mom does this and believe it or not she's actually really supportive in other ways. Like she's the weirdest combination of support and ""You have to give me time to process this, [deadname]"" Perfect trans parents are unicorns, I swear." @Alison_Coffee I really wish I could share the experience I've had with the game with everyone. In 400 hours I experienced barely any toxicity. I'm sorry it got to be too much for you. :/ @ZJemptv Wow TERFs have a lot of trouble with the basics don't they "@DoktorDare ""Out of nowhere""? She's barely even a character in the MCU yet. I don't get what you mean." @DoktorDare Not the MCU surely? @forivall https://t.co/1ZBGgOb4sc You know one way for Marvel to stay one step ahead of DC now that Wonder Woman beat them to the first female superhero movie would be to make Captain Marvel a huge lesbian. FIRST QUEER SUPERHERO IN A MAJOR SUPERHERO BLOCKBUSTER. JUST SAYIN' "@tucakeane I actually second-guessed that too. Well, welcome back if you were already following me lol" @Hypno_Fox @rCharlotteSmith You should try to tune into her Twitch stream! Her voice is adorable and she's so subby it's cute @rCharlotteSmith Don't worry tho being an exhibitionist is the best 💕 @rCharlotteSmith I watched the first few minutes of that stream. You got all flustered when it was mentioned~ Omg @tucakeane thanks for the follow back! I love your sona!! @maritronic9k It's one of my favorite changes too! It was weirdly affirming to watch a video about it! Honestly the best moments to pull out the RIP-tire are among utter chaos. https://t.co/4aEwMX7DMA @Ashe_Oathkeeper OVERWATCH IS SO GAY @HWAICC Why? "@ThatAintMarth It makes total sense. It fits in with how we know Rose acted. It's matches Steven's own reputation for self-sacrifice, and it allows the ending of the whole series to be a happy one where no one has to be a villain." "Caught up on Steven Universe. One of my theories about Pink Diamond was right! I thought it was a long shot, but I guess in hindsight it's going to probably make for a better ending." Animal Crossing except it's Steven Universe "@rCharlotteSmith is an exhibitionist, pass it on" @cybergoth_xxx Omg I didn't know you were at that big furry con! I'm jealous! "@SonicGurl98 That's super common for gay girls, lol" @lunartearmusic It's pretty awesome fyi 💕 PS SAM NEILL IS 19 YEARS OLDER THAN HER WHICH I KNOW IS NORMAL HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT BUT EW JEFF GOLDBLUM IS 14 YEARS OLDER NOT MUCH BETTER THERE "@Valentine__Vale GIRLS SMELL REAL GOOD, VAL EVERYONE KNOWS IT I'M JUST SAYIN' IT" Anyway she's 51 right now and after seeing her in The Last Jedi I'd let her do horrible things to me. https://t.co/UMvIPnYCYC So yeah I'm watching Jurassic Park atm if it wasn't obvious. Laura Dern was only 26 when she played Ellie Sattler which makes me feel very old. "@ZoenLanosca I get it, but if he was educated on the subject there would be a better way to go about it. In some states in the US doctors are required to tell women trying to get abortions actual LIES about the risks. So they say up front, ""None of this is true, but I'm required to tell you""" @d_m_elms Hook is such a weird movie. I like it solely because I watched it obsessively as a kid so it's just raw nostalgia at this point. @Valentine__Vale Mmmm what kind of smells? :3 "Now granted, this arc isn't present in the book. I'm not sure Grant has any real arc in the book, actually. But you need that for a movie. It's just knowing Spielberg it feels kinda wrong. Like, he has a VERY biased opinion." @d_m_elms Yeah that's another thing he's not the best babysitter. Clearly barely has the patience needed. But their adventure endears the kids to him so I guess the text of the film is saying he learned to like kids? "@ZoenLanosca Which implies that he doesn't believe you're trans or fundamentally misunderstands what being trans means. In either case, he's a shitty doctor." One of the creepiest parts of Jurassic Park is Alan Grant's forceful acceptance of kids. Spielberg LOVES putting father/child stories in his movies and there's this sense that he believes that all men can be dads if they just spend time with kids enough. Which... ew. "@ZoenLanosca Hey your doctor's full of shit! You being trans is not within your control. Not like he'd say to a cis woman ""You can't be a woman if you can't take hear gruesome stories about women being murdered."" His entire premise implies he thinks your gender is either fake or a choice." @hipsterpelagius @ExistentialEnso Worse than being assigned male imo :P @olivebrinker Like Krum from Aaaaahh Real Monsters when he needs to use his hands! @ExistentialEnso Oh nice no wonder I've seen it everywhere lol @ExistentialEnso Okay what's ACAB I keep seeing it everywhere @Model_Omega ✨ THE MAGIC OF OVERWATCH ✨ @ExistentialEnso I like to say the only good cop is Judy Hopps :V Sometimes I know how to play Junkrat 💣🐭💣 https://t.co/7eUmdke18d Overwatch is very queer but also extremely sapphic https://t.co/Z7NAfcY3j2 @petercoffin Full offence imo UPDATE: THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRLFRIENDS SO NOT JUST GAY BUT LESBIANS I love this game "Overwatch is exceedingly queer, y'all." Say what you will about Overwatch but I just had a game where the /Match channel was just people saying how gay they were then after the game two of them added me to a group @ComradeCallie https://t.co/2PuMNOluZ8 @Djw175 WOW FUCK HER @XylariaVG @Kalindlara @Djw175 Thirded @petercoffin Did anyone ask for a Rage 2 Nothing quite says chaser like exactly what this fucker is doing. Hahahahaha who the fuck I really wish he wasn't in protected mode so I could see who he's following because I can PROMISE you it's nothing but trans women. https://t.co/01bWKxi6td @CaseyExplosion I love that wolves is a topic they earmark. I don't even know where the necrophilia discourse is happening but I have a real simple answer to it: It's fukken gross. Go ahead and play devil's advocate against that. If you're gonna argue in bad faith why should I give anything more than it's fucking gross? @Maiamancer I'll be going next week @aliceincamera I wanna see you in a schoolgirl outfit!! "@perfectsIumbers Are you actually asking or lamenting your own lack of spoons? It's just a metaphor that's gained popularity online. Each thing you have to do out in the world costs a spoon, and sometimes you're completely out. That's more or less it." I don't even have the spoons to CONSIDER what I'd wear (seriously my shit wardrobe is really getting to me) much less enough to exist in any kind of public space. "There's a local trans support group that Mistress and I haven't been able to catch for many weeks. Tonight Mistress will be taking Luna to her first one, and while I REALLY want to go, my dysphoria and lack of spoons tells me I will have a miserable time. :/" @vec2_code_witch Fuck yeah it is 👏 TRANS 👏 WOMEN 👏 SMELL 👏 LIKE 👏 WOMEN 👏 This video by @TheDeliaMelody is 👏 SO 👏 INCREDIBLY 👏 IMPORTANT 👏 https://t.co/W0MoZAUBfI "SO MANY apps for Twitter have ""Post tweets for you"" as one of the things you're allowing them to do. I don't know how anyone doesn't revoke access immediately after getting what they need from it." "I mean to be fair that's like 90% of what I talk about. I doubt they have a ""thirst"" category anyway https://t.co/ZFWcz6hKmF" @HedgeMom Neat! @HedgeMom What's this? Side benefit to moving soon: Where we live now is technically a basement and there are SPIDERS. And I know they take care of pest insects! I have a phobia. Those tend to not be rational. I saw one that swear to god looked like a mini tarantula and I'm low key freaking out @emuchaton SMOOTH "@SonicGurl98 As an artist who feels strongly about artists always receiving proper credit: That's completely ethical, you have nothing to worry about. If the artist sells posters of their work already, you should consider buying one, but you're fine regardless." "@ZoenLanosca You're really not missing much, lol" It's 2018 and the Arby's account is posting Digimon content https://t.co/1i3ai5Uw6w oh hey there dysphoria I thought you left @ZoenLanosca I don't actually know but I'm scared I said something wrong so I deleted it """Sky-high hairline and frogger face."" Those words held no power and yet they're burned into my memory forever. Thanks, bitch." "Heeeeeeey don't you hate it when someone tries to hard to insult your appearance and you're like, ""Haw, I know I'm pretty"" but then the words just never leave your fucking brain. Like, ever." "@estrusflask ""Quit digging"" https://t.co/DqK90FoxQC" "@Valentine__Vale I don't remember what I came for, but I stayed for BOTH of those things 💕" "@strangeofgalway There should be a word for companies that started out making generic, wholesome kids toys and eventually got sucked into the always lucrative licensed property trap. See also: LEGO and Build-a-Bear. Granted, Thomas is an IP all his own but this is still the same phenomenon." "@MagsVisaggs What a childish, pathetic attempt for attention. That's literally just ""Things I think I heard will get under the skin of trans women."" It's not accurate nor is it relevant to literally anything." I need to get sized for a bra if for no other reason than I have a suspicion the size is way bigger than I'd guess. @antilivvy Cis people often conflate those first three things. "@princess_stef69 Cis people are incapable of understanding transphobia, without exception. Hell I think even the good ones are just deferring to us (which they should). Certainly the bad ones are just embarrassingly clueless about it." "@estrusflask Really the whole story was an attempt to lay out my favorite fan theory which is that R2 is narrating all of the Star Wars movies. I'd actually prefer if it was 3PO (so that it echos his storytelling on Endor), but then Revenge of the Sith happened and they wiped his memory. :/" "@estrusflask I know, I realized it after I wrote it, but now I feel a need to keep it accurate to how it was written aside from fixing typos." "@ChristianHulett @princess_stef69 Oh wow I actually already had this guy blocked. So fair warning, he's likely a repeat offender." "It's really hard to get screenshots of people who've blocked you when you're restricted to mobile, so I had to wait. At least I can take comfort in the fact that he did in fact think I was starting to make sense. Gotta erase that evidence once that happens :V" "The biggest tragedy of my internet going down yesterday is the transphobe who blocked me for literally quoting his own words back at him to prove that he did in fact say ""Fuck trans people"" deleted his tweets in addition to blocking me. I can't even share screencaps." "@ChristianHulett @princess_stef69 Instead of sealioning in a random trans person's mentions, how about you just listen to trans people when they talk about transphobia? If you don't see it, be patient & listen some more. You will not get what you're searching for from Stef. Clearly she's done with you." "With trembling hands, the team's leader slowly types in their first question, ""Where did you come from?"" The memory core clicks and spins, and the computer bank translates, ""A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...""" "But not all hope is lost. The AI expert is able to hook the memory core of the ancient droid into the team's primary computer bank. Probably for the best anyway, since it's unlikely that the droid spoke their native language." "Unfortunately, the team's AI expert, brought on primarily for the excavating droids' maintenance, struggles to make heads or tails of the droid's construction. Sadly no sentient being has activated a droid like this in at least 50,000 years." "Luckily the hot, dry air of the region has preserved the droid almost perfectly-- its circuits are practically devoid of damage, and what appears to be the memory core is functional, though positively archaic in its construction." "On the fifth day, the team hits pay dirt: In one of the smaller shacks, an ancient white and blue cylindrical droid is found. The restoration begins immediately." "The magnitude of this discovery weighs on everyone's mind. This will either be a career-defining find, or a relatively unremarkable footnote in the history books." "If the dating is accurate, it's entirely possible that this village could contain further details about the legendary Jedi Order!" "Whoever lived here was technologically comparable to planets known to be part of the Republic, an ancient governing body of dozens of planets, whose legacy was nearly completely erased by the sands of time." "The work is long and arduous-- the droids assigned to the digging are poorly conditioned to this environment-- but progress is slowly made. By the third day of excavating, the true nature of this village is discovered." "On the a barren planet in the binary Tatoo star system, thought to be devoid of any sentient life, a series of ancient buildings have been uncovered under the scorching sands." "The year is 540,000 ABY, though no sentient race calls it that. A team of archaeologists are hard at work excavating an incredible find." "4 years ago I answered a prompt in /r/asksciencefiction: If Star Wars happened ""a long time ago"" what's happening right ""now""? I thought I had lost my response but I had forgotten that I posted it to Facebook! FB reminded me of it today. If you're interested, I've shared it below" "@Tuhkasirius @SteampunkPenny @lunartearmusic lol, she showed me She's very fun to tease~" "The movie tries to do similar stuff (poisonous plants making the dinosaurs sick, for instance) but otherwise it makes it seem like everything would've been fine had Nedry not tried to steal embryos. Which is a really tempting idea. Maybe the park would've worked." "In the novel version of Jurassic Park, Compsognathus are escaping the island before the proper plot even starts, which emphasizes just how little control the owners of the park had." "Either admit you're trans or stay away from me. You're free to wear women's clothing as a man of course, and I'm not here to kinkshame, but you're embodying everything I'm afraid people will see me as. You're wearing my dysphoria. Christ CD culture creeps me the fuck out. https://t.co/3DXypSx9hW" "I don't love to retweet just raw conservative memes to my feed, but this one is really hilarious. It's like... yes, let's do that. Wtf. https://t.co/aise4PVpuP" @ButNoPotato This one might be the quintessential Close But No Potato tweet "ps I say ""I'm an American"" with less pride than I say ""I'm a Brony"" to give you some context" @JordanPDunsmore @Queer_Kara https://t.co/2m9JaCgdcv @Valentine__Vale What I'm hearing from this is Doctor Strange would make a good dom when we all know he's one of the subbiest Avengers. "I might be an American, but I believe this is what they call taking the piss. https://t.co/JCLwafjKXq" "@wpgFactoid Honestly I hope that's true. My ideal would be to have the full experience, you know?" "@Djw175 I've only really noticed emotional stuff with me (yet another reason I'm so hesitant to assign it to hormones), but I should really just be writing down how I feel more often. Might be some physical symptoms I'm forgetting. Thank you." @wpgFactoid Yeah I had a feeling it might not be. Though if it's not well researched at least I don't have to feel as guilty for kinda going with my gut. Not like I have much else to go on. I should also try tracking it closely. "@Djw175 I dunno, I guess I'm ignorant enough about that stuff even when it comes to cis women so I feel really imposter-ish when I try to claim taking HRT does the same. What are your symptoms?" I need more information on the hormonal cycles of trans women. Like I keep hearing from some trans women that we experience all the same stuff any woman does just minus a uterus and I'd like to know more before I start assigning bad moods to that. I really need to like cry for an hour then pass out. Neither of which is coming to me OMG YES FINALLY I'M SO HAPPY https://t.co/JXwlGuNytO "@stormy_prime Same. I've been guilty of retweeting stuff that says as much but I'm trying to cut down. It's like when I see someone complaining about men and I wanna be like ""Right on sister"" except I'm not sure they intended to include trans guys in their complaint so it's just erasure :/" """He's acting kinda gay, have him pine after and/or fuck a woman at some point"" is an embarrassingly common trope in movies, especially older ones." It's hilarious how Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element has such a fierce case of the not-gays that he's eating pussy like 5 minutes after we meet him. All cases of the not-gays in movies ignore that bi & pan people exist but it's cute when non-queer filmmakers stress over that stuff. "@winterslex After the Red Album I pretty much checked out tbh I do love that I keep seeing Weezer mentioned on my TL, tho" @rCharlotteSmith Your insatiable need to be diapered? Yeah no it's cool 💕 @Tuhkasirius @SteampunkPenny Oh wait @lunartearmusic wasn't tagged in how can I properly embarrass her if she's not tagged :P "LRT ""Fuck the government, I'm cute"" is my brand" @Tuhkasirius @SteampunkPenny Oh hey are you the cute boy she's always talking about? :P @rCharlotteSmith Honestly sounds like something someone who desperately needs to wear a diaper would say @rCharlotteSmith I want to yell at you except I was about to make that same joke "@TheTransMenace @dannykorcz Like, I get it, I'm a bit disappointed too but I'm also way more concerned by the fact that he's apparently pro-bestiality?!" "I have a big, open heart. There's a terrible draft and sometimes it lets bugs in, but it's big and open and hopefully welcoming to others." @CarlymaybeSad 💕💕💕 "@CarlymaybeSad At least you started when you did. Cold comfort, I'm sure. *huuuuugs*" Adventure-horror I guess? The premise and message has a heavy sci-fi lean as well. @VeraThoris @liddytronic *offers hugs* @CarlymaybeSad That sounds awful. I'm sorry. The pterosaurs trying to drown the assistant character only to be eaten along with her by the mosasaurus is one of the most horrifying scenes in the entire Jurassic Park series up there with raptors in the kitchen. Like it's easy to forget the franchise still has horror roots. "I wouldn't trade it for the world, but fucking christ is being trans exhausting at times" @norintha @HeckingJen Passing on the corruption skill is a form of corruption~ Feel free to help if you like! :3 @HeckingJen Well I'd love to introduce you as well if the opportunity ever arises~ 💕 @HeckingJen Awwww :/ I'd share if I could~ @HeckingJen Jen are you high I love my girlfriend @norintha more than I can ever adequately express. @princess_stef69 Literally anyone who wants it probably needs it. No reason to hide it behind gatekeeping. @HeckingJen Omg how are you both so heckin CUTE?! @InnuendoStudios https://t.co/eIO5mDXpQL @ChikinTexas @Model_Omega You did no such thing. Goodbye. @ChikinTexas @Model_Omega Yeah queer people don't owe non-queer people any patience. Especially non-queer people as awful as you. If reply to this thread again I'll be blocking you. Have an awful day. @ChikinTexas @Model_Omega Why shouldn't everything be lgbt? @SteampunkPenny Ew my face D: "@princess_stef69 Oh fuck, same" @Valentine__Vale @emuchaton Emu could've visited when I was visiting but SHE DIDN'T D:< @emuchaton On your face? @emuchaton EMU nice "My birthday is this month, and if y'all wanna spend money on me (why would you even do that but thank you omg), my wishlist can be found here: https://t.co/9LPmafogF4 https://t.co/ZAfmWWvdpN" "@ChronicTami @professor_snap Yes. That's where that definition comes from. Granted, for real trans women it's a bit more involved. We're assigned male at birth and all that. For fictional characters who we don't see born or as kids there's a bit more guesswork involved. Samus' transness is less literal." @maritronic9k @lunartearmusic Right!? "@ChronicTami @professor_snap There are cis women who get mistaken for men, yes. I'm not interested in ways to explain how Samus could be cis. Samus is trans. She was born with a penis." @strangeofgalway Van Pelt is such a fun villain goddamn "Omg thank you, @Prisma_Punk! My ridiculous dinosaur collection grows~ https://t.co/ypQBO7Y3dd" @VeraThoris You're super cute! @lunartearmusic wanted to take selfies. I warmed her all of trans Twitter would start calling her cute~ https://t.co/U4p6gX6URN @ClockworkQTDoll https://t.co/oiEJcncvgH "@SteampunkPenny Thank you, Mistress 💕 It was down for a lot of yesterday as well while you were at work" @SteampunkPenny Yep :/ @k3vk4 No idea Oh my god my internet is down and all I have is shitty 3G I wanna scream @ClockworkQTDoll Sure! I'm just gonna tag @Cosmos_Cookie up front since she's so good at these :P https://t.co/YWlxpXoeOm "@EvilTimTX226 @transwitchlexi I'll have screenshots later because my internet is down, but he blocked me for literally quoting his own words back at him" "@EvilTimTX226 @transwitchlexi ""This whole time i thought trans people were victims."" Talking about literally all trans people ""You people are just as bloodthirsty and hateful as transphobes."" Which leads into, ""Fuck you."" You're conflating just us with all trans people what the fuck do you expect us to think." @transwitchlexi It's almost as if we're not stupid and we know that people who are THAT annoyed by the very idea of asserting that a popular video game character is trans probably have some pre-existing bigotry towards trans people. That shit doesn't occur in a vacuum. "@transwitchlexi Even if he wasn't exaggerating and we were being ""bloodthirsty,"" if you veer that quickly into ""Fuck trans people"" you were never an ally to begin with so why on earth should we care beyond having fun dunking on you?" "@transwitchlexi Literally none of them get that they can't ""win"" unless they openly admit they think cis is the default. Which we can clearly see they already believe." "@LucaBicono @Model_Omega That's exactly why I reference it. For nerds like myself that prefer it to be Word of God, it technically is. And if they want to say they were just joking so it doesn't count: As recompense for being such shitlords and joking about that, we get to say she's trans. Fair trade imo" @Cookie_2nd Aaaaaaaa I'm so happy for you! Actually Decent Boys are so rare! @SteampunkPenny (But omg she's so cute aaaaaaa) @SteampunkPenny Hopefully you're not spoiling our gifts :P @ExistentialEnso Is she just known as Grimes? If I say that around music fans they'll know who I mean? Before all the discourse around her I only knew Grimes to be a Simpsons character :V Can someone explain to me who Grimes is? @melstonemusic I did that a couple months ago and my Twitter experience has improved significantly. "There are a couple more prominent and semi-prominent trans girls I look up to who I want to follow me and I will get there, dammit. I'm a trans girl. I run on validation." @AliceAvizandum That's Alice. Our favorite chaotic neutral :P @lunartearmusic just awoo'd irl and insists she's not a furry "@emuchaton Estrogen balls: The best smell, frankly. Don't @ me" @m_m_myers Oh my god Bryce you figured it out yet somehow still didn't. Update: @lunartearmusic is her 💕 @SteampunkPenny I convinced her to get a Twitter! She's at @lunartearmusic <3 UPDATE: She has a Twitter! She can be found at @lunartearmusic! Go follow her and call her cute! https://t.co/jvdHV46pkn What do I win https://t.co/Erlib1jYhu @Valentine__Vale Congrats on the next stage of your transition being complete :V There is a super cute trans girl currently staying with us and as soon as I convince her to get a Twitter she is going to be called cute online so fucking much y'all. "@Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Hey don't look at me, I'm not the one who's into diapers :V (It's so much fun to watch Charlotte squirm though~)" @ZJemptv aaaaaaa you're so pretty 😍 @ComradeCallie I saw it in theaters @rCharlotteSmith I dunno to me it sounds like you should be wearing a diaper :V "@rCharlotteSmith Yes you did, right here: https://t.co/X4EVkoFgf9" "@Sharessan @fluttergirly lol, beat me to the reference :P" @petrichorable @transwitchlexi @KentabooRex I wanted to be Rouge when I was like 15. I'm not ashamed to admit it. :P @NetflixLifee lol someone check on Nomi to see if she's getting enough air down there I'm not sure we needed you to check on this CNN but... thanks? https://t.co/0nZtKM945i "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte why did you post a tweet with you saying ""I'm a babyfur"" over and over again" @transwitchlexi @KentabooRex Rouge is super trans. So sayeth the Trans Agenda. @emuchaton Frankly I should be paying you for the pleasure :P @emuchaton This explains the Snapchat I got where it was just Will Smith's face and you rapping in the background @NeitherNora My headcanon is the Chozo have super advanced transition care. I like to think she got the synthetic ovaries she needed as a young girl before puberty struck. @Swushandsuch @ComradeCallie YES. THANK YOU. "Samus is a woman who, for a period of time, people assumed was a man. That's the very definition of a trans woman. Even the creators joked about it in an interview in the 80s. Joke or not, it's word of god. Samus is trans and you are wrong. https://t.co/ctxCBLGTSC" @lewdspacegem lol u slut 💕 @lewdspacegem what's wrong with that tho @destroyeroftroy NO SUCH THING "@ExistentialEnso Yoda was the best the Jedi Order could produce after a thousand generations. Great in comparison, not all-knowing. ""We are what they grow beyond.""" @emuchaton Call you are dad "@Papess_Sophia_C I'm glad they turned it around so quickly. It irks me when two characters can't make up due to a stupid misunderstanding like that. You see it coming a mile away. This is Steven Universe though, so luckily the characters TALKED IT OUT and it all got better." "@HWAICC It's not, I'm catching up." "Okay, happy ending. I don't like Kevin. There's a lot wrapped up in why I don't like that character." "Catching up on Steven Universe. Why am I being subjected to an episode where Steven takes advice from fucking Kevin only to make his relationship with Connie even worse? Like, clearly Kevin is wrong. Kevin is always wrong. He's Kevin. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS" "@EeveeA_ Gosh, same" @nighttimeapp Oof. The shit I'll do for a complete skin set. So I guess there's a bug when you try to buy the pink Mercy skin that they're working to fix. Does anyone know how much it's going to cost though? "@AWorkedUpKitten @emuchaton I mean, in a way, sure, but honestly it's just Emu teasing us because she's over there and we're not." Spending all your spoons daily to help other trans people because what other choice do we have? Honestly I wouldn't have it any other way. "@emuchaton Next you'll be telling us it's a ""take pictures of sweaty butt and/or balls"" day and honestly that's just too much of a coincidence for me to believe frankly" "@MattyFranklyn @Bustronaut Okay it looks like it was/is a Walmart exclusive, which makes sense because as a trans women I never step foot into Walmarts, lol" @MattyFranklyn @Bustronaut OMG I NEED IT "@MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark Yeah, it's called the Rankin & Bass Cinematic Universe, please." @MattyFranklyn She was supposed to! But it kinda feels like the line is on its last legs until that rumored reboot happens. https://t.co/wEzlDb7IyX @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark Some call me Cold Miser Whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch! I'm... too much~ @mspowahs The design student in me just gasped softly then grinned ear to ear "@OneLameShark Damn, where's this sale happening? This is tempting." But at what cost? https://t.co/BGNVik319N 👏 NORMALIZE 👏 GIRL 👏 BULGE 👏 "@SeanWithersDraw @ComradeCallie It's super fascinating to watch the process from the other direction. I smell so much less, but all the new smells? 10/10, 100/100. HRT is magic~" @ComradeCallie @Weird_Autumn27 Who needs to practice? A good enough girl gasm just brings them out of me naturally~ "@SeanWithersDraw @ComradeCallie I know that HRT for trans women can make our sense of smell better, but does it get worse for trans men? If so, know that there are layers to your dude smell that might stay hidden for you :P It's like a neat surprise for your partners, lol" @CareBearCase (ps you're gorgeous 💕) @MagsVisaggs I needed to hear this so badly as a teenager. I'm never shutting up about it now. @strangeofgalway Oh cool! I might have to get both! :X "@ComradeCallie I'm kind of disgusted by how much I like smells now. I blame HRT! It makes our sniffers better, it's not my fault! D:" @strangeofgalway Oh shit and is that a new Guardians ship? Neither of the last two really did it for me but I like the way they're approaching it this time! "@strangeofgalway Omg I love LEGO! My favorite sets are always the buildings (especially the City-flavored ones), so you picked a good one to start with!" "@MagsVisaggs God, same" "@KitsuneAlicia @MilquetoastHost I don't think I'll ever be convinced that literally all of them that say this stuff are arguing in bad faith. Because like I get it! If you're cis and want to better understand this, I'm sure it's really tempting to believe it must have something to do with something you can see." "You can continue to think we're doing this because we fetishize our gender or whatever weird theory you have, but I assure you it gets a lot less confusing if you just listen to trans people about our experiences & stop trying to understand us like you would a new species of bug." "And the observation is: There is a not-insignificant number of people in the world whose gender doesn't align with the one they were assigned at birth. For most of them, transitioning either medically, socially or both relieves a ton of stress & makes their lives overall better." """But HOW can you possibly be a [gender]?"" I wish I knew. But science unfortunately doesn't work that way. We observed various aspects of gravity before we had a working scientific theory to explain it. Same goes for most fields of study in science. Observation comes first." "Part of the reason so many of you think you're finding inconsistencies with the ""trans narrative"" or ""trans agenda"" or whatever buzzword you're using, is because you're basing all this on a false premise. Everything falls into place & makes sense if you just believe our genders." "You might still be tempted to think that, for instance, trans women are transitioning because they just love to fit into female stereotypes. Perhaps I'm lying. Okay, but you've seen trans women who ""don't even look like they're trying,"" right? How do you account for them?" """But how do you know you're a [gender]?"" How do YOU know? Is it really JUST because of your genitals? Seriously? Somehow I doubt that. And we both know it's not because of your chromosomes, Sharon. You'd be your gender even if you'd never heard of chromosomes." "Attention cis (ie, ""non trans"") people: Trans people like myself are not transitioning because of clothes, or makeup, or sexual positions or whatever physical thing you feel the need to desperately cling to as an explanation. We do it because our genders are real. That's it." Like I can adequately summarize all the plates we need to keep spinning in 280 characters. But it's a lot. And we can do this. "This summer is going to be as exciting as it is exhausting. Without going into too much detail, Mistress & I will be moving to a new place within the next month-ish, as well as taking in at least one trans girl, possibly two. Gonna be a juggling act on a unicycle on a tight rope" "@MilquetoastHost I can just see the average cis mind grasping at straws trying to find ANYTHING to point to. Ah, it must be clothes! It must be makeup! Surely there's something real that *I* can see! Sorry, all we have is our personal experience and the majority of modern medicine on our side." "@MilquetoastHost This shit pisses me off so much. It means this woman has never talked to a trans person, or if she has she wasn't listening. Look, most of US don't know ""how"" we know our gender is real. But it is, because transitioning works. \" @Cosmos_Cookie Oh wow that's big x_x @Kalindlara It's kind of exactly what it sounds like :V @Kalindlara Oh fuck what the hell I assume it's being used in Modern? @CareBearCase Your shoulders got so much smaller! I could use some of that X_x I can't overstate how much I love @norintha I miss her so much @emuchaton @ButtGoblin666 That's the best fucking AD name btw Too much fucking stress Okay looks like I'll need to catch up on Steven Universe. Best place to stream it? @emuchaton You know that reminds me I've been meaning to compliment you on the balls~ @ComradeCallie Wholesome content *nods* @Ruby_Lastname SOLID CHOWDER REFERENCE @TyrooTweets Oh! I'd love to enter! 💕 Name my fart cloud plz https://t.co/iMGBPKUnmD help I'm looking at old Jurassic Park toys on eBay https://t.co/SyQBLlM9FY @Djw175 Hey look it's @rCharlotteSmith @Cookie_2nd That's fucking perfect but you're too late D: A mood https://t.co/gPYZu1GVwF @KentabooRex @zephyromatic Your GF has good taste in dinos :3 @Cosmos_Cookie aaaaaa you both look so cute together!! 💕💕 @carrots_smith https://t.co/ISoUpIwp6N Any ideas? https://t.co/p1UAef2Vns "@TheR3dPainter I'm just doing a casual play through and I always pick Totodile, my favorite starter in the whole series 💕" @TheR3dPainter Crystal as well! I only had Silver as a kid. @ComradeCallie You too? @Model_Omega EW "@midorikonton It's nothing to be embarrassed about! After all, you were right 💕" Fun fact: I am a child https://t.co/BDmDTPUe09 OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE https://t.co/LWiQg1x3Cp @transwitchlexi Aaaaah you're so cute! 💕 "@maritronic9k @Valentine__Vale Last year was my first Trans Day of Remembrance and the part that hit me the hardest was the unnamed victims. Just... trans bodies. No names, no one will ever remember them. That's when I couldn't fight back the tears anymore. ""Bourgeoisie""" @princess_stef69 Shit like this is why I say cis people literally never even think before opening their mouths about this shit. Like I've heard stories of cis strangers criticizing the voices of trans women as if trying hard enough will give us perfectly feminine voices overnight. @Valentine__Vale Calling trans people bourgeoisie is the perfect combination of hilarious and depressing. Because make no mistake it is fucking hilarious. But hearing potential allies go down that train of thought just makes me want to drink. D: @transwitchlexi If he ever loses that name we gotta take it and use it ironically. Is there anything more exhausting than the very idea of heterosexual pride? @transwitchlexi The Hetero Gamer? I just threw up in my mouth a little @queer_queenie Sounds fun! "@sapphixy God, same. I really want him to go home just fuming mad at his utter inability to stop the world around him from changing and making him feel less and less relevant." "@RenLeanne_ @Cosmos_Cookie Of course! Silly me, lol. I mean I'm cool with bears both literal and metaphorical <3" @Cosmos_Cookie Awesome! I don't think I could ever live in a city that didn't have a thriving gay community at this point. Adds a certain layer of safety. @Cosmos_Cookie Is that... a paw? Gay furries? Holy shit those are the best kind! :3 "@rCharlotteSmith I don't just like you, I love you, Charlotte! Hope you're not still feeling down. 💕" @SheGayFay I wasn't cool enough for a label. Nerds avoided me. I had no friends. @emuchaton Seeing a lot of isolated Weezer tweets on my feed lately and I gotta say I'm here for it @HeckingJen JEN I WAS JUST IN PORTLAND WTF D: @SecretTrashlyn God I wish I knew https://t.co/PCT2561ael "@rCharlotteSmith @siobhanbjorknas You're surrounded by ancoms. Like I don't even know what economics means in those spheres. How you didn't also go full comrade remains a mystery. I'm sorry you have to self-censor, though. I really am." "@rCharlotteSmith (Because you're into humiliation, not because I'm kinkshaming)" @rCharlotteSmith Immortalizing this one forever https://t.co/qLRQljbhZJ @Lord_Kristine Oh! Or you could do a Dreamfinder thing with him and Groot! @Lord_Kristine That'd be some macro shit as he'd probably be about Mickey's height (their shortest height requirement for a furry character) @Lord_Kristine Kristine are you thinking about Rocket's mouth again @rCharlotteSmith *hugs* "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte, I love you a lot. Not a big fan of the discourse you kicked up, but you're a close friend of mine. And sometimes I worry about you." @rCharlotteSmith @HeckingJen @anarchopupgirl @Triclinia That's a really heckin good name for a band no joke @rCharlotteSmith Watch as no one remembers this tweet and just screenshots their least favorite tweets. Did you accomplish what you set out to do? @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte dear you're getting ratio'd why is this tweet even still here. @liddytronic Can we please not do this. @rCharlotteSmith you too. @uselessneetgirl I'm probably not going to get too completionist-y on this given that I have a 10+ year Living Pokedex running on the current Gen. I really hate my current wardrobe. BUT I like that I can recognize that fact. Before starting this whole transition thing my guy clothes hadn't really changed for like over a decade and I couldn't have cared less. I want better clothes now. @TheDeliaMelody Somehow I was not already subscribed to you but after watching that I've decided to remedy that issue 💕 "@SonicGurl98 Boobs are awesome! Source: I have my own pair, they're awesome" @CiriAntares They really are! It's too bad your average incel wouldn't believe us though :P "Thank you so much for the digital copy of Pokemon Crystal, @Prisma_Punk! I know what I'll be playing tonight! 💕💕 https://t.co/AiPP3rzBtl" @Allicrombie I can't believe no one has yet tbh Just spent way too long adding cute descriptions for most of the stuff on my wishlist since I guess people sometimes like buying stuff for me I guess(???). My birthday's on the 22nd if you'd like to take a look. https://t.co/pTyPqRmKCR @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos WHOLESOME GAY CONTENT ON MY FEED MY HEART IS GONNA BURST 💕💕💕💕 @petrichorable @gnollcurry lol I'm TERRIFIED by squids but I can't deny that when they're made super cute I kind of somehow love them? Also there's something special about taking something I'm afraid of and making her into a stuffy friend. Like my enemy is now my ally. @spectra_belle @gnollcurry https://t.co/ag3r6pZvf0 @spectra_belle @gnollcurry ISN'T SHE THO "@spunj13 Yep! But if he were to throw something away quietly and not tell my ex, how would I ever know? Luckily I've sorted out the shipping address issue so it shouldn't be a problem anymore. He's still an asshole though!" "What a nice surprise! New squid fren from my wishlist for my birthday!! Thank you so much, @gnollcurry! My birthday is on the 22nd and I'm pretty sure I sorted out the default address on my wishlist. It can be found here: https://t.co/mWD2yBrKMN https://t.co/TLSUEmA8au" Update! It was a setting in my wishlist. You have to edit the actual wishlist and set which address it should send to. It was still somehow holding onto the old adress ()despite not even being able to display the whole thing) and when I fixed it the old address disappeared. "@TrexPushups @nevvlyn It'll take months at least. Your mileage may vary as always, though." @TheGZeus orgasms > cummies as far as I'm concerned "My ex tells me that if the boyfriend sees any more of my packages, he'll return them or throw them away. She says he doesn't want him to do this, but protesting would put a massive strain on their relationship. Hey, I get it. He sounds kinda shitty though." "@Anarcho_Vampire As with all things, blame Metzen. He doesn't work there anymore :P" Mistress keeps so fit~ 😍😍😍 https://t.co/BmhOBwLmns "Is this new one a wishlist gift? Kinda hilarious that the ex's boyfriend is pissed at me. Literally no part of this is my fault. I didn't even order the thing. I would like to have it, though. That'd be nice. Ugh." "I know the last one was from a mutual who bought something on my wishlist. Sadly that package was stolen, so I REALLY need my ex to keep my package inside before I pick it up." "So yet another Amazon package was delivered at my ex's place. Her boyfriend is quote, ""PISSED"" and I have to just sit worrying about it until Mistress gets home. I deleted all but my current address from Amazon AND changed my address with the post office." @emuchaton I saw a LOT of wholesome content from you last month tho just sayin Fucking this https://t.co/aTQtEAKhFr "@XylariaVG It is! It varies from person to person, but in general, that burning desire to cum is smoothed out. Like, I can still get horny, but it's kind of my terms so to speak? It's nice." "@AppleChipsTVG It's worth it, though." "@HaroldBatman Spiro can lower your libido, make it harder to get erections, lower your sperm count, and reduce the amount of ejaculate you release. Some of this can be fixed with progesterone, but in general, that daily desire to jack it is significantly reduced when you block your T." """Listen, I HAVE to cum, ALRIGHT? You gotta help me!"" ""Sure thing! We'll just perscribe you some spiro and that urge should go away in a few months."" ""Wait what""" "Instead of redistribution of sex, how about free spironolactone for anyone who requests it? Trust me, you won't need or even want to cum as often as you do when you start blocking your T." @Plentyblush It's kind of the best dress ever tbh @rCharlotteSmith big mood @emuchaton This is the kind of observation that I've been afraid to share on main BUT DAMMIT YOU'RE RIGHT AND IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE HRT THINGS "17. No, but I think my girlfriend once accidentally sent several audio samples of us fucking to an 18+ furry Telegram server so I've guest starred in one I guess? :P (And it WAS accidental. @ADirtyTrans was laying on her phone at the time and it recorded and sent on its own lol)" "16. Are there any traditionally ""furry"" kinks that haven't shown up outside the fandom? Does vore even still belong to furries anymore? Inflation can be fun. Just not with food, please." "15. It seems like a really easy way to get a really expensive costume really gross & messy while you cook yourself alive but I'm not here to kinkshame. Follow your dreams, everyone." "14. OH yes. Not a con yet, but I'd be surprised if I never do. Isn't it just mostly sex going on in furry con hotels? lol" 13. Not really. I really want to commission more art of her. 12. Lol I'm dating one. We've kissed and SO much more :P 11. I am SO gay you have no fucking idea. I mean have you even SEEN girls?! "10. I'm open about just about everything, including this. I'm 31. Anyone my age who's seriously up in arms about someone being a furry is going to embarrass themselves way more than me saying I'm a furry could." "9. I used to RP a ton but I somehow lost the ability to enjoy it years ago. I'd much rather play in person, frankly~" "8. No, I sadly lack the funds at the moment. I REALLY REALLY want one though!" "7. I've sadly only been to one, but I absolutely loved my time there! It was Rocky Mountain Fur Con, which I'm told was shut down by the Altfurs. :/ I believe there's another Colorado furry con that's coming up this year. I'd love to go if I have the money!" "6. Too low of a percentage, frankly." 5. I have two other sonas I want to finalize the designs of. One will be an Archaeopteryx and the other a salamander. I'd probably go with the Archaeopterys tho because birb. 4. My bun sona is named Lara because it was my favorite name in a list of girl names that started with L. L because Leporidae 3. I settled on a bunny only just last year because Judy Hopps is my waifu. "2. Back in the early 00's it was really common to use ezboard for your message board hosting which used universal accounts, so by by clicking around in the profiles of your friends, you could find yourself in new fandoms. It's how I found the Sonic and eventually Furry fandoms." "@ComradeCallie *sploosh* I love everything you just said, except I want to be on the receiving end, unf. Mistress loves to bite too so I'm a lucky girl~" "1. About 16 years now, which I'm now realizing is over half my life. Damn." @ComradeCallie Counterpoint: BEING the cute moaning girl that you're biting "Hey, a furry! I'm one of those! https://t.co/vHqDjGU9dm" "@spectra_belle I usually say that you should only ever use the term in past-tense. Because you're right, it is presumptuous." @spectra_belle Yeah I'm using it in a way I say that people never should. And I remembered that you don't like this kind of speculation. Sorry. @AppleChipsTVG The rumor come out "@spectra_belle He has acted very egg-like in the past. Even if he's not an egg, he certainly doesn't see it like we do." """I'm sure there's plenty about myself that I don't see"" - Arin Hanson, Super Mario Maker Part 149 Oh sweetie you have no idea" @strangeofgalway Well that and the new movie next month :P Oh fuck Jurassic Park turns 25 this year. @SonicGurl98 I'm extremely happy to have left the unqueer dude social sphere. "@Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum LISTEN, I'm a bit stoned" @Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum Also: Picture of a deer "@Sharessan @Lord_Kristine Birds and reptiles do, so dinosaurs absolutely did." I want Dilophosaurus to have one more hero moment in the JP series. I always got the impression that Universal was ashamed of how inaccurate she was? But FK's all about mutants so maybe she'll get one more chance to shine. @Lord_Kristine It's still the flea circus. @Lord_Kristine Make the dragon also a girl and I'm sold @AnalComrade omg you look beautifully soft so that makes sense~ 💕 "@emuchaton WHOLESOME, BALL-RELATED CONTENT ON MY FEED AGAIN THANK" "@JesskaNightmare ""The opposite of attraction is indifference, not disgust."" That's really good. I'm gonna remember that one. It's frustrating when you KNOW that people are being transphobic, but it's difficult to find the words explaining why." @rCharlotteSmith Congrats! Gender is super weird and any further understanding of it is always a good thing. I think my gender might be doing similar shit but I need a few more tests to be sure. "@rCharlotteSmith I love these memes where they try so hard to use extreme examples and it's just like, wow she seems awesome I'd love for her to be my grandfather." @emuchaton You actually helped a bit in my love of armpit hair. They look kinda naked without it now tbh @Lord_Kristine https://t.co/0dYf6akMmY @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia As I recall @aliceincamera commented on this line too :P Us kinky trans girls I swear "@AnaMardoll You're in my thoughts, Ana. Come back in one piece, okay? 💕💕" @fluttergirly Gals bein pals "I really like being the little spoon~ I so rarely get to be, though" @Valentine__Vale We're mammals. Mammals do a lot of social grooming which means a lot of putting our mouths on the ones we love :P @KentabooRex ALSO: Very cute :3 @Egoist_Ranger I'd say your gender is as valid as anyone else's 💕 @ComradeCallie I want robovaries "@Kalindlara Same, except I settled on lesbian :V" @sapphixy He made that a little over an hour before announcing he wanted to start making candy. Real life is parody. There are way too many people interested in catching a trans women mid-argument to use her words out of context. The best way to get these reactions it to ask shit in bad faith. I'm not going to become another screenshot. "I actually very rarely get a lot of argumentation in my mentions, but when I do, and especially when I feel they're from people operating in bad faith, I try my fucking hardest not to engage." Haven't puked in like 10 hours or so? Gonna try eating real food. Also smoked some pot to hopefully help with my appetite. @AmeliaCarehart This is the kind of content I love to see most on my timeline: The gay kind. "@MagsVisaggs Misgendering a trans person for being a bad person immediately outs you as someone who is only using the proper genders of trans people conditionally. In other words, it outs you as a bad person." I tire of the egos of cishet men. My list of how they could make my life easier would only have one entry: 1. Please just go away "Can you imagine if a popular female YouTuber tried to make a list of ""100 easy ways men can make life less frustrating for women""? The anti-SJWs would have content for MONTHS. Maybe even years. It would be filled with shit we know they HATE hearing because they hear it a LOT." @MattyFranklyn Oh wa~ @asoftbird @Cookie_2nd SAME HONESTLY I LOVE IT Waluigi turns 18 this summer "@_AlexHirsch Classic Bowser plush! I have one sitting in a box somewhere, lol" @MattyFranklyn I still really want to finish that. I have a hardcover copy of both books bound into a single edition and I tried to read it after reading JP but fell off pretty quickly. :/ "Poor Carnotaurus is just the Jurassic Park series joke. We see her in JPIII eating some dinosaur and it's literally played off as an ""Oh shiiiiiiiit there's a dinosaur here"" gag, and for Fallen Kingdom she's just an opponent for T-Rex to beat. At least her toys look cool! https://t.co/KxGAhJBsRi" @Gingerhazing I've played this game for over 400 hours and this is close enough. @CaseyExplosion The only valid horseshoe theory has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with anime avatars :V @JaredStalnaker3 I'd much prefer if it was a Lando movie too. They could even show the Kessel Run if they wanted! He's a far more interesting character and I bet Disney & Lucasfilm are really fucking pissed they didn't go that route now that Black Panther is printing money. "You, a fool: Ska is BACK, baby! Me: It won't officially be back until someone makes a trumpet boy meme video with ska music." Glover is KILLING it as Lando in EVERY scene they've released so far. You can tell he's doing a Billy Dee impression but adding his own wonderful spin on the character. That's something I'm legitimately excited to see. "I don't care if it doesn't technically make sense in the grand scheme of things: I would be so much happier with Solo if, when Lando shows up, he just up and steals the movie from Han. Like, sit down, nerf herder, the real star just showed up." @norintha Always good to get back on the horse regardless. @norintha *gentle arm massages* <3 @CaseyExplosion Is there any better action movie director than Shane Black? Goddamn. @AmyDentata I'm an atheist and even I think you need Jesus :P @Valentine__Vale Good to know! @Valentine__Vale You and I have kinda comparable body shapes. This honestly gives me hope that there's a dress out there I won't look awful in! @spectra_belle Me too I chanced it on a popsicle. Really hoping I can keep it down. Gonna try to wait like an hour or so before ingesting anything else. @Valentine__Vale You look amazing omg! @Valentine__Vale At least the furry ones And they're some of the best queer babes soooooooo @cybergoth_xxx If it were happening in person I'd very carefully weigh the dangers of yanking that horn away from him and throwing it into a tree. @Valentine__Vale Make the girls wet wearing that pimp-ass shirt fuck yeah "Trans lesbiab stage 1: I'm, um, trans and I like girls, so, um, you know... Stage 2: I'm... gay? Stage 3: I'm gay! State 4: Not only am *I* gay, but girls in general? Pretty fucking gay Stage 5: All good things are gay, and gay things are good. That tree? SUPER gay. Gay." I really wanted to make a tweet about how we shouldn't engage with incel ideology as that's kind of like engaging in good faith with a rapist but it's like... there are articles being written. The dialog has already begun. We probably shouldn't stay silent. Fuck. @Cookie_2nd Y'all are so adorably gay it's increasing my gay just looking at it :V "@transwitchlexi @dirak_ @Cookie_2nd I have a girlfriend living 1,000 miles away now and I feel this so hard D:" I feel hungry but I've become so distrustful of food lately. I'm genuinely scared to eat >_> "@ButtGoblin666 I'm pretty sure subby/thirsty/tired is a powerful, valid trifecta" @transscribe Omg the timing of the tweets seems to indicate he started watching it as research for his candy company I'm screaming "@MsOsabear @transwitchlexi @beardedsnorlax_ I mean, you're wrong regardless, but even taking the wrong way you explained that as correct, orchis throw a wrench in that entire framework. We can't detransition (not what that means, but whatever) if we no longer produce testosterone." "@MsOsabear @transwitchlexi @beardedsnorlax_ Did you know there's an extremely common procedure called an orchi where our testicles are removed that renders literally everything you just said completely wrong? Do some research before you run your mouth, sweetie." @transwitchlexi Lexi you're the best holy shit 💕💕💕 @Cosmos_Cookie @ButtGoblin666 EYES AND EARS AND MOUTH AND NOSE "@transwitchlexi What a massive dumbass. Despite the desires of transphobes, bigotry and oppression doesn't wait to check if you were assigned male at birth. Whether we're read as women or read as trans women, at no point do we enjoy any benefit from being AMAB." "@dogsokaywooof There was a salad involved but it was more than 12 hours ago (well, even more now but more than 12 hours before my symptoms started). I know iceberg lettuce is no good right now but the salad was all dark greens." So much crying today. I'm just a mess. @k3vk4 why on earth did you retweet this "Right now the thought of food is just a fucking nightmare, which is probably the stomach bug, but honestly it feels like an extension of how I'd been feeling all week :/" "My relationship with food has been so tumultuous over the past week or so. For days I barely had an appetite, then when it finally came back I got a stomach bug. I used to find such joy from eating." Being sick again today means I'm on track for being sick every month of 2018 except for January yay? @PennyOaken Good to know. Actually sick then. "So, Infinity War had 3 Chris's, 2 Tom H's, and 2 wizards named Benedict." "Firing out both ends today, sooooo food poisoning maybe? Even though it's been like 12 hours since I ate anything? I dunno." "Women: Men, please don't do this thing Men, for some reason: I think she means she wants us to do that thing in direct reply to her as a joke! When a woman says no, just joke about it! GOD, I'm a fucking genius. Also men: https://t.co/YiR9ecsQqk" "Bad news: Definitely sick, just puked a few times Good news: Got it all into the toilet so no cleanup needed" Am I sick? I think I might be sick? Again? Ugh. @Pixeljade - Both have been used by beings desperate to be seen as gods despite not actually being gods I feel like such shit today. Can't even tell what's wrong. Just bland agony. @Gender_Thief https://t.co/TzgqGPjLJc "@jp_informer Hey, thanks!" "@toygrind Volcano is kinda the only time the ""a"" does that in related words. Volcanism, volcanologist, etc all adopt a short A sound. Seems like that's the implication with Volcanicus." Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed When there should have been none there Circuit board to brain With two lungs collecting change One dead human heart Gently beeping "@Anarcho_Vampire Congrats!! Immediately after taking mine the first time I felt amazing. Placebo effect to be sure, but undeniable 💕" @Lord_Kristine Thievin' Stealberg @SheGayFay Tag yourself I'm hole "@Lord_Kristine Because Spielberg was a massive fanboy of the original The Lost World movie from 1925, based on the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle book." @Egoist_Ranger I'm open about it in public because I'm usually read as trans there. I'm open about it online because I want to help others realize they're trans and that it's okay to be so. @daggertrout Yep! It's called the Legacy Collection. Mattel is producing it along with toys for the new movie Fallen Kingdom. "@TrexPushups You LOOK very pretty in that shirt, so that makes sense :3" @TrexPushups I love low neck lines like that on shirts. Thanks! @TrexPushups OMG I NEED THAT TOP WHERE DID YOU GET IT @TrexPushups AWESOME "The articulation isn't the best on all of them, but honestly I'm really sold on the classic Jurassic Park aesthetic alone. I really want the jeep and the rest of the characters & dinosaurs now! https://t.co/bezXJYRV0I" "@SteampunkPenny Love you too, Mistress!! 💕💕" "Apologies for the shit lighting but this girl has some impressive articulation for a $20 wide retail toy. You can't pose her mouth open because of the action feature (a button on her head opens her mouth and snaps shut when released), but it's admittedly a rather fun feature. https://t.co/llUG55MO7H" "@spectra_belle Whew, caught a lucky break https://t.co/OwOw6E6w6V" @spectra_belle Oh fuck I forgot to check that lol Mistress got an important phone call right as we were leaving the grocery store. There are popsicles now melting in the car as she talks on the phone. We can always buy more if it comes to it but my OCD is really being wound up by this >_< @JesskaNightmare I will never understand people who despise the joy of others. "@spectra_belle I also got a big box set with like so many dinosaurs, Spec (and Alan Grant) (pics coming soon)" @anarchopupgirl Wow what a cute pup! :3 AAAAWWWWW SHIT PREVIEW OF WHAT'S TO COME https://t.co/dfnSErqo6c @Valentine__Vale It's the best thing Source: Happily owned 💕 @aliceincamera Sounds like a romantic evening~ Tired: The Blue Album is the best Wired: Pinkerton is the best Inspired: The Green Album is the best @MagsVisaggs Kinda adds to the humor though. Makes the show even more surreal as time goes on. "@rCharlotteSmith If you ever get GRS it'll make your clit way more sensitive, so bonus there." "@liddytronic @queer_queenie I mean, same honestly" "@rCharlotteSmith That's kind of adorable, lol. It's hilarious what the brain will do to deny being trans sometimes. I've mentioned before that I would sometimes daydream about the best way to get GRS while still maintaining I wasn't trans." @BuniDoom Kinda. There are leaks that are indicating a full reboot is in the works. @spectra_belle What GI Joe stuff? "@Kalindlara @waitworry If we're sharing Goblin Warlocks, here's mine named Xartkaz https://t.co/l6iZI7Qn06" @Kalindlara @waitworry Goblin girls are best. It's time more people realized that. @Cosmos_Cookie 😍😍😍 @ADirtyTrans @Valentine__Vale Erectional Force is the name of my new ska band "@SonicGurl98 Dysphoria loves to sneak up on a person. I know saying ""I think your shoulders look cute,"" won't help, but it's true. I'm sorry you're feeling dysphoric about them :/ 💕" Oh fuck yes new YDAW! https://t.co/DTPbyXnoqO "@rCharlotteSmith For as friend, I image :P" "@MaxxieBytes If I could only grab one of the toys I photographed, I'd get that one for sure." "@MaxxieBytes That's very much intentional, which is why I'm so excited to buy them!" "@MaxxieBytes My camera's not the best, but they're not originals. These are from Mattel. The original molds were at Kenner, which now means Hasbro. I had one of the original raptors too. They were both bigger than these new ones." "@Maiamancer It was the ""send mail as"" one that I missed. Fixed it right up. Thank you!" "I never was one, of course, but I and everyone else thought I was, so there was this sense that I was stepping away from that sphere. And the further I get, the more ridiculous they all look." I swear the longer I transition the less I understand cishet men. @rCharlotteSmith The real Trans Agenda @Maiamancer I'm not sure I changed all of that. Is that all in the settings? @transwitchlexi I think there was a time ages ago where I might've understood the thought process behind why someone would think this would be considered a compliment. Now though? I don't fucking get it. Do they even hear what they're saying? "@ComradeCallie Fan-fucking-tastic. I've had this email account for 13 years now. Granted, it's a really unprofessional-sounding email (read: it's not just my first name, last name), but I've always been rather proud of how long I hung onto it." "So my gmail account is deadnaming me. I changed my name in my account info MONTHS ago yet I just now discovered this is what people see at the top of my emails. Where is Google hiding this name? And why is not connected to, you know, the name I gave them? https://t.co/HjxUomfeqY" "@upandoutcomic It's finally here!! I hope you know how much of an inspiration you are to so many other trans artists out there, Julia. You certainly are an inspiration to me. Thank you 💕💕💕 https://t.co/AhDzSmsJnQ" @CiaraTheBraid @SonicGurl98 Break a leg! 💕 @SonicGurl98 @CiaraTheBraid The first Sonic game I owned was Sonic Adventure 2 Battle 💕 @CiaraTheBraid @SonicGurl98 I played Heroes too but it's been many years. I was one of those weirdos that liked the 3D games and I remember enjoying that one quite a bit. @HedgeMom @LotteMakesStuff It might. I doubt this diagram would've been made if it didn't. But my guess is it's not very secure and/or prone to breaking. @SonicGurl98 @CiaraTheBraid I mean what's Shadow's backstory? The dude died at the end of SA2. Who's this new faker? "@HedgeMom @LotteMakesStuff LEGO intentionally tries to have a small number of measurements they reuse when designing new pieces specifically for creative uses similar to this, but that sometimes results in certain combinations that aren't very secure and are not intended or recommended by the company." "@SonicGurl98 They're in a happy, loving, polyam relationship and it's BEAUTIFUL (but seriously my Sonic animal friends knowledge ends with Blaze so I don't know anything about Silver)" @transwitchlexi Caaaaaaaarl there's a dead human in our house~ 💦💕 @Valentine__Vale A powerful mood @emuchaton ur so goddamn cute tbh "@lewdspacegem God I hope not, otherwise I'm gonna have some problems >_>" "@AnaMardoll This is... wow, there are layers to this. I guess one big question I have is what on earth he's afraid they're doing in there? Like, none of his business either way of course, but showering together =/= shower sex, and shower sex is somewhat limited in its variety." "@CaseyExplosion Even if we take the joke 100% seriously, how on earth is wanting a LARGER penis an example of autogynephilia? They really need to nail down which parts we're supposedly vainly obsessed with because I'm getting mixed messages, lol" @MagsVisaggs 13 years ago for me. It's fucking surreal. "@beesmygod Just to be safe, if Amazon starts selling their own brand of peach tea DO NOT TRY IT" @EmilyGorcenski You look amazing! 💕 """You people have worms in your brain"" might be the best goddamn summation of Inforwars I've ever heard, and it was given by an unprepared woman just trying to finish her iced coffee." Also gonna tag in @Lord_Kristine because it just wouldn't be a Jurassic Park tweet if she wasn't here. "@Kalindlara These are all new molds, but they're intentionally evoking the old toyline. Honestly as awesome as some of those old molds were (I LOVED the pterosaur), I like that these are updated figures with slightly better articulation. And I need them all >_>" Did y'all happen to know I have an Amazon wishlist? And that there's a certain t-rex now chilling on that wishlist? Did you know my birthday is in a couple weeks? Such fun facts that I'm sharing apropos of nothing~ https://t.co/9aIIw9vMEZ OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THE FALLEN KINGDOM LINE HAD ORIGINAL MOVIE TOYS I N NEED NEED THEM https://t.co/GOHI7ZuWvn @upandoutcomic Omg that must be the greatest feeling "Oh honey, you've wandered into the wrong corner of Twitter. Lots of TERFy retweets coming from you, why on earth did you try following a trans woman? Truth be told you seem only mildly TERF-adjacent, like there isn't that white-hot fury other TERFs have, but I still gotta block. https://t.co/74bNWyjQtB" @thisis3d Be careful. Savvy trans people will sometimes block people with chromosomes in their bios on sight. @RaeGun2k Fucking signed. @RaeGun2k It's goddamn remarkable how clueless cishet men can be @deathpigeon @lady_cantido Because Info Wars. "@deathpigeon But I loved how cool, collected, and on-topic that random unprepared woman was despite probably not being an expert on the subject." @NickMHayden Awww! They all look super cute 💕 Here's my tortie. She's a soft & squishy friend 💕 https://t.co/qzhWnXQAiH "I had one of those ""appetites"" earlier today, but eating a cheeseburger, by FAR my favorite food, didn't leave me feeling satisfied at all, merely no longer hungry. And now my appetite is basically completely gone again. I'm otherwise not sick anymore, though. So there's that." @NickMHayden Tortie!! 💕💕 They're secretly the best kitties :3 "@starshpgirl Well now they're gonna live inside of my head too, by which I mean the song will be stuck in my head :P" @RaeGun2k Thank GOD I listened to Word Crimes by Weird Al before I ever heard Blurred Lines by whoeverthefuck. Might've blasted that song for months before paying attention to what it said. "@RaeGun2k Yeah I've had so many interactions with people where they want to talk about the lyrics, whether they find them fascinating or think they're awful and I'm just like ""The music is nice, shut up I'm trying to listen""" "@bird_ears I haven't, no. I think I will now, though." "Mags broke down how the whole album is one cohesive though about Rivers trouble finding love, which is something I never even realized and was extremely fascinating to read, but honestly listening again I'm just enamored with the melodies. It's the part that I love the most tbh." The way I listen to music (which I guess is somewhat uncommon given how I hear others talk about music?) I VERY rarely get attached to lyrics. The music itself is what attracts me. "(I eventually bought it on iTunes years later because I lost the original pirated files I had, in case anyone was worried Weezer didn't get their money :P)" "Thanks to Magdalene Visaggio I'm re-listening to Pinkerton for the first time in a few years. I LOVE how raw this album sounds. When I first downloaded it off Kazaa as a teenager I initially thought I had a bad CD rip, but the sound eventually grew on me." Seeing this makes me think proper socialism could legitimately happen in this country in my lifetime. Scores of people aren't believing the bullshit fear mongering anymore. "@ExistentialEnso I'm not sure if I ever knew that, lol Thank you (tank you?)" @ExistentialEnso I'm trying so hard to get the Bebop one. I'll report back if it clicks. "(I hate to say this because it feels like begging, but I know it's necessary and it's the truth: Likes will be interpreted as support)" "@bunnarchist @SnowcatAffy Same. It allowed me to be okay with my feminine side so to speak, which had a domino effect from there." @ArmlessKittyfox <3 Btw I'm really sorry we didn't get to see you during the trip. A number of factors made it not really feasible to make it up to Seattle. Next time I'm up there I'd love to hang out though <3 <3 <3 @SnowcatAffy Yeah I've been literally fighting back tears over it for much of the evening. :/ @ThatAintMarth Yup. I actually think there's a high probability it'll be good-- Hasbro knows what sells the brand the best now-- but that doesn't make the thought of losing the current show any less painful. @SnowcatAffy Recent leaks are all but confirming it's getting completely rebooted. "@ThatAintMarth Yeah, the leaks are saying it's all getting rebooted again." "Between My Little Pony being canceled and it finally sinking in that my girlfriend is now 1,000 miles away from me it's turning out to be one of those evenings where I'm fighting off some pretty bad depression." This woman is a goddamn hero omg https://t.co/Ja6L21utDS I LOVE HER https://t.co/RqRkSAkI20 "@strangeofgalway There's still a palpable separation, though, don't you think?" @Valentine__Vale This is why hanging out with cishet people is so exhausting. "@norintha The modern gamer stereotype was also largely informed by the Xbox 360 era. So again, just younger overall." "@ThatAintMarth They're supposed to be in the same universe, but it's not very convincing." "@ThatAintMarth Kinda the same thing with Coulson. Using a big-budget movie character they were done with anyway to sell a tv show. If the tv shows & movies were as connected as some people act like they are, it'd be a two way road." "@daggertrout A good filmmaker can make even a character we know will survive be in a tension-filled, life-threatening situation, not to say that I'm confident that will be achieved here, but nothing from the trailers has given us enough evidence to say either way yet." #selfievsfurry I really need to draw a new picture of Lara https://t.co/jAvmeI4vRu "@transwitchlexi You have such a beautiful voice, Lexi 💕" @giantbomb I'm kink shaming. @julesprom Fuck yeah I hope he does! I also recommend the Movies With Mikey episode about it as well. @olivebrinker Oh my god fuck that person what the hell D: "@julesprom It gets better with each rewatch. If you're up to it, I also recommend seeking out videos and essays from people who also loved it. The stuff I've discovered from watching and reading stuff like that has shown me a lot of stuff I missed." @norintha *hugs* I'm glad to hear it! "@julesprom I can respect that. I like messy art too. I still disagree, though. In every way that I can think of at least, where I initially saw messiness I now see surgical precision." (This is the hot new Twitter meme based on this hilarious tweet) https://t.co/NcnPi5LqJh @julesprom I do too. @julesprom I respectfully disagree. America's 150 million gamers just want ethics in games journalism okay jeez @ExistentialEnso Accurate. @Queer_Kara Wow fuck that person. As a massive lesbian I give you permission to call yourself gay. But also You don't need permission And fuck that person. Fuck it I'm adding Pinkie Pie to my tattoo wishlist "I don't care how weird this sounds: The thought of losing Pinkie Pie is kind of fucking me up right now. Maybe she'll get rebooted too. I'm a Transformers fan, I should know the deal by now. It's still gonna hurt. This is a show in its own class." "So there are leaks indicating that they're rebooting My Little Pony again. Which is to expected for a Hasbro property, but... yeah I'm crying a little bit. Friendship Is Magic was such an incredibly important show to me. It absolutely helped me to admit I was trans." @HorseNewsMLP Oh no. And here I thought we'd be making it to a solid ten years. @Stoneth @olivebrinker Ol-ive! Olive Kong! "@stalkofyarrow Aw, that's a far less exciting explanation but I'm still glad to have found you" I changed my default reminder tone from a jingle that was I couldn't fucking stand anymore out of repetition to the sound of birds chirping and it's making me so happy. Repetition in all forms pains me in a very special way. "I feel so fucking vindicated for avoiding this show this whole time. Fuck sitcoms in general, but fuck Friends especially. https://t.co/rGslSHu3HO" @CeltThulhu Oh no... oh god... these just keep going what the fuck "@ponettplus MLP characters tend to lean more feral than anthro (since the ponies themselves are that way), and they stuck to that with Capper if you look at his proportions. It's actually a really slick design. I'm a bit miffed to hear fans were unhappy." "Random fact about me: I never capitalize ""aka"" because I fully intend for you to assume I sounded it out when I wrote it. ""Ah-cka,"" not ""A.K.A."" It's an OOOOOOOLD Mega64 meme that was barely even a Mega64 meme. Derrick Acosta thought it was funny like ten years ago." "@BuniDoom I think you mean the third Avengers, otherwise I'm not sure why you're talking about a movie from 2015 :P" "@BuniDoom I get what you're saying, but that doesn't apply to me. Solo is the exception. I mean, I stopped caring about Harry Potter, but as for Marvel and Star Wars, the hype is still red hot for me. Except with Solo. Hence my confusion." "@MagsVisaggs Between Pinkerton and Jesus Christ Superstar I really, REALLY dig your taste in music. Pinkerton was incredibly formative for me as a teenager." @MagsVisaggs Still my favorite Weezer album "@MagsVisaggs And I'm Jello, baby" "Normally I try not to @ people that aren't mutuals, but this person HAS no mutuals so maybe I should just go for it? Y'all should follow @stalkofyarrow too. Their follower/following ratio emanates powerful energies." Just stumbled upon someone with 373 followers but following NO ONE. The ratio was so powerful I couldn't not follow them too. "Also gotta love how she somehow thinks that ""cis"" and ""woman"" are the two separating terms and not, you know, ""cis"" & ""trans""? It might look like we're using the term woman unjustifiably to you, but that's not the same as us saying you can't use it too. No trans woman says that." "I wanted to quote tweet her SO BAD but that's not really what this account is about. Figured a screenshot and me blocking her would take care of the itch while being healthier for me. Oh yeah, and she has over 6k followers so I'm not blanking her name. You should block her too." """Cis or XX"" aka ""Literally just cis but if I sneak chromosomes in here I can make it look like my desire to dehumanize trans people is in retaliation to them doing it to us kinda"" Felicity dear, you're getting straw everywhere. https://t.co/xpAaHkGrXB" @transwitchlexi Omg they're gorgeous! And you make an adorable couple 💕 "Insofar as ""The Empire Strikes Back is an objectively good movie"" was ever a valid statement, it's even more fair to say that of The Last Jedi, because it does what Empire did and then some." @mooncalfe1 @JesskaNightmare The Last Jedi has so many goddamn layers. We're gonna be dissecting it for decades. And yet people hate it. I'll never understand. @emuchaton Looks really hot to me~ "(And yes I have been binge watching Season 6, why do you ask?)" "My biggest frustration with making Starlight Glimmer a mane character is her whole ""toothpaste mixed with grape jam"" color scheme her hair has. Not unbearable for a one-off villain; a constant distraction for ""Twilight 2.0"" https://t.co/7Uc7CiTcJs" @liddytronic There's a lot to unpack here @SinWitchCirce YES @destroyeroftroy I mean to be fair girls taste great soooooo @cybergoth_xxx Those people are wrong :P "@SinWitchCirce A few years ago in an interview with Dan Ryckert, Miyamoto stated that they were never actually Bowser's kids and that Boswer's only real child is Bowser Jr, likely as a sloppy retcon attempt." @cybergoth_xxx (Also Peach has an on-again-off-again thing with Bowser. It was consensual and romantic) "@cybergoth_xxx If we're talking about headcanon, in my opinion ALL of the Bowser kids are legitimate and their mom is Peach." Baby Bowser (literally Bowser as a baby) hasn't really been a regular character since Yoshi's Story. The guy you're usually thinking of is named Bowser Jr (Bowser's only canonical son). Every time the Game Grumps get confused about the various young Bowser characters my inner fedora really wishes I could have a word with them. @Djw175 True. I just think it's twisted that lesbians have been able to at least partially reclaim that slur only for TERFs to take it and turn it into something far more gross: A reclaimed slur used to exclude certain kinds of women. "I'm usually really good at never engaging with TERFs, but goddamn did I get close with that last one. It never helps, but something about her really got under my skin." "I'm just now realizing that the colors of her avatar make it hard to read at that scale. It says ""Actual dyke."" Classy." "@Djw175 I'm pretty sure it's reclaimed in cis lesbian circles. I mean, there's always debates about reclaimed slurs in progressive circles, but I think it's only a little less accepted than queer? I could be wrong." This is also a handy example of how TERFs have poisoned the term dyke for trans women. That word sets off red flags for me because of how often bigoted lesbians use it. "Between TERFBlocker (our blocklist) & CultBlocker (their blocklist) I was certain the majority of at least the bigger TERFs out there were out of sight & out of mind for me, but here's one that has an 8 year old account and over 1,000 followers. Block accordingly if you haven't. https://t.co/ZlC460g47H" @ThatAintMarth *offers hugs* "@FairlyLip I forgot about Pikmin 3! Yeah, no first party exclusive should be left on the WiiU at this point. Hopefully they'll get to porting Pikmin 3 as well." "@Model_Omega That's a really good analogy, actually." "Once we finally get Mario Maker on the Switch, the WiiU will go from underrated console and one of my personal favorites to ""Weird half step they made trying to make the Switch but still feeling like it should be a Wii for some reason that has no value whatsoever at this point""" @queer_queenie OMG CONGRAAAAAAAAAATS AAAAAA "@Valentine__Vale Cursed tweet, frankly" @Valentine__Vale You MONSTER "There should be a word for the precise kind of joy one gets from supporting your friends by buying their porn AND also loving said porn. Like, I'd buy it anyway but I get to directly support a friend? FUCK yeah!" OMG Game Grumps started up Mario Maker again while I was on vacation!! I have such catching up to do! 💕 "@queer_queenie D/s relationships should be just that: Relationships. But D/s relationships in particular need to be treated with extreme care and respect, both for the therapeutic benefits they provide and the trust that's required. People treating that flippantly piss me off." @destroyeroftroy oh gosh you just reminded me I'm extremely gay "@emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie Part of your charm is your awful jokes, Emu 💕" "Basically the goal here is I don't want chasers or sleeper accounts following me. Both GGers and TERFs use sleeper accounts AFAIK, and they're basically meant to sit there until hate groups need a flood of hundreds of fake people to inundate one person. Fuck that." "It's funny how easy it is to suss out all these potential combinations. The avatar is a penis? Block. No avatar but a detailed bio? Okay, you're fine. No avatar, no bio, account is protected AND the name has a random string of numbers? That's literally all the red flags." "btw that should say no avatar AND no bio. Not having an avatar is the biggest red flag, so you can have one and a blank bio and you're probably fine." "@ChaKatKimber Thirst-following, horny cishet dudes aren't the brightest bulbs out there. I doubt they'll change their tactics even when I spell out how they're bad :V" "Friendly reminder that if you follow me with no avatar or bio, you're getting blocked. Doubly so if your account is protected. Chasers very often have throwaway accounts. People who actually want to engage in good faith will find SOMETHING to put in their avatar or bio. Do that" "@CaseyExplosion Love how the approach here is bizarrely ""They're only in league with Nazis. Overreacting much?"" Kinda burying the lead there Personally I'm something of a pacifist. Even if the violence is justified I cant perform it & would feel awful calling for it. So this is hilarious to see" "@TheCrankyWizard You're not alone in that approach, but that approach is anathema to the way my brain enjoys movies." "@Valentine__Vale Yeah couching their lust and entitlement in lofty ideals like that is really scummy. Yes, art should be for everyone, but that's not the core issue at hand. The reality is artists gotta eat too. And yes, I ABSOLUTELY consider sex workers artists." "@Valentine__Vale When talking about art being sold directly from the artist who's being forced to stay alive in a capitalist society... no, art is absolutely not for everyone. Not in that way, anyway. If you wanna talk about stealing from corporations or destroying capitalism, THEN we can talk." @Valentine__Vale What's interesting about this is it's so often pornographic content (both filmed and drawn/painted) where the loudest complainers AND the biggest pirates are men. It all comes back to the idea that they're owed sexual release. @MattyFranklyn You know what? Fair. "@HeckingJen Yup! Fun fact, but traditionally ALL Star Wars movies have been released around the end of May since the first one in 1977, but only because it was delayed from its planned release of December 1976. TFA got delayed into a December release and broke the pattern, but Solo hung on" @HeckingJen Fuckin' right? Solo: A Star Wars Story comes out on the 25th I'm going to see Solo more out of obligation rather than excitement and that makes me very sad. And I don't even know why I'm not excited! It's Star Wars! Back where it belongs being released near by birthday! There's a lady robot! I should be counting down the days! But I'm not. "@Waspshot23 When I was a kid for some reason I always confused Master Balls with Ultra Balls (both names sound pretty powerful) and I loved Psyduck so much that when I found one in the wild, I panicked and used a Master Ball on it >_<" "@Cookie_2nd @queer_queenie So, a unicorn, gotcha :P" "@queer_queenie @Cookie_2nd I'd almost be wondering if he was an egg at this point. I mean it's cool if he is, but being this awesome about queer stuff as a guy? Yeah I was there too and then I came out as trans :V" "@HeckingJen Exactly. It helped me too, come to think of it. That's why I'm not railing on him for potentially intentionally hiding that aspect." "He HATES that AAA publishers want ""All the money."" He rightly points out that it's a self-destructive goal that causes massive problems in the industry. And it's like, buddy: That's capitalism. I guess the question is whether or not him stating that would help things or not." I can't tell if Jim Sterling is unaware that his primary frustration is with capitalism or if he's completely aware of that and just wants to focus on stuff average gamers know/care about to get the message out to more people. @Cookie_2nd @HeckingJen Yeah rarely creeps are this good at faking this kind of thing. @Cookie_2nd Sometimes I think about just how easy it'd be for fuckboys to fake being good people if they were actually cognizant of how non-creepy people interact and flirt. It's rare to have someone instantly present as a good person in two short sentences but clearly it's possible. "Fathom Events is showing Porco Rosso in theaters for three nights this month: May 20th, 21st, & 23rd. The reason I remember those dates is because I noticed they conspicuously (though obviously not intentionally) skipped my birthday. :V It's on a Tuesday this year, why skip it?" "@ChaKatKimber Please tell you picked ""...sure""" @Cookie_2nd Netflix has advertised it to me a few times. Before you tweeted that I knew literally nothing about it. "@Cookie_2nd When I was younger I used to think ""There's no accounting for taste"" was just a snarky way of saying, ""Your taste is horrible, but oh well."" Now I kind of understand it to mean ""You can't really quantify why someone likes something"" which I think is very true." "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird Lemme put it this way: I am all but certain, given what I've heard, that I will LOVE for Luke Cage and Jessica Jones. But I already have a procrastination problem with starting shows that I'm actually excited by the premises of. So it's just me relenting and giving up :P" "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird There ARE shows that I've loved that don't meet my ""Has to look cool up front before I'll settle in and watch it"" criteria. Sense8 is a big one." "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird I totally get that. This is me contending with my very undisciplined and impatient tastes that I'm not proud of, but can't deny the existence of." "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird By fantastical I mean it's something that cannot be mistaken for the real world. The Defenders just have superpowers that are easily hidden (read: low-budget) and that doesn't interest me. But The Expanse takes place in space, right? That's enough for me." "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird Yeah see that's a show I'd be more willing to watch because the premise is fantastical. There are a LOT of shows I want to watch so no telling when I will, but it's definitely on my mental list. But the Defenders stuff? Probably never." @TrexPushups @Cookie_2nd I need to watch Black Panther again. I liked it but not nearly as much as everyone else did. Really bums me out. D: "@TrexPushups @Cookie_2nd Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is one of my favorite movies of all time, MCU or otherwise. I'll never let anyone forget stuff from it :P" "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird Don't get me wrong, spectacle and budget aren't what make good stories. What I end up falling in love with every time are the characters and the story. The problem is getting me to commit to it in the first place. The icing of sci-fi/fantasy stuff helps with that." "@Cookie_2nd @asoftbird It's not that unpopular. I just have trouble sitting down watching live action tv shows in general because I know there will be a tv budget. That means no monsters, aliens, fantasy stuff, etc. The Defenders line of shows were advertised as ""street level"" which doesn't interest me" @TrexPushups @Cookie_2nd Yeah I do think they've turned it around during this last phase. I;d add Ego to that list as well. The last round of villains have been a lot more compelling and entertaining. @Cookie_2nd @asoftbird I have zero interest in any of the Marvel TV shows. You won't catch me stanning for them :V "@Cookie_2nd For better or worse, most of the MCU movies have focused on having compelling heroes at the cost of having forgettable villains with only a handful of exceptions. Fans of villain characters have been letdown by most of these movies for a decade now." "Diehard fans kept it going, of course. I have no doubt ADULT fans who were kids when the books were new were the primary audience for The Cursed Child and Fantastic Beasts. But I'm just not convinced Gen Z cares about Harry Potter as much as we're implicitly assuming." "Don't get me wrong, the game looks atrocious and there's bound to be kids playing it regardless so the point is still valid, I just think it's easy for older millennials like Jim & I to assume there are still kids lining up to buy/see HP books/movies when that kinda ended in 2011" "The recent Jimquisition complaining about the Harry Potter mobile game leans really heavily on the fact that Harry Potter is franchise for children and how that makes it all the more scummier, but... are kids still the main audience? Did Fantastic Beasts really draw in a new gen?" Them: How big are you hoping your boobs get? Me: Yes. @TheyOrShe Yeah that could work. They could go into more detail as to why Ant-Man wasn't in IW. "@Cookie_2nd All of them are good, it's just that a few of them are forgettable. However, I completely agree that it's too much to try to catch up on at this point. I caught them all when they were in theaters because I'm an obsessive cinephile." "So, Ant-Man and The Wasp HAS to deal with the fallout from the Infinity War, right? The individual hero movies usually attempt to ignore the teamup stuff as much as possible, but they can't with this one... can they?" When you're a notoriously massive sub and all your friends know it *whines* @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/e4LZbpNASc @thalestral https://t.co/uurfsZZrF7 @DiracDrynx I didn't see that poll but I would've just helped the winning result win even harder @CaseyExplosion It's a good title to have imo "@olivebrinker In like, the trans way or the artist way? Because either way, I know that feel." @estrusflask That or she just wanted to fling insults @HeckingJen @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Literally subtweeted @Rae_Cosmos This is too damn adorable 💕 "(3rd times the charm, lol. Kept forgetting to block stuff out each time I posted)" https://t.co/lGzEsHEBQp This was a wild ride. For additional depressing context: This truscummy asshole is trans herself https://t.co/urwKYWmMTl @TSJessikaJayne @quatoria https://t.co/spx6IiqbiP @TSJessikaJayne @quatoria Hon do you know what a fact is? How far do we need to back this up? https://t.co/7KHdfk2FvC @TSJessikaJayne @quatoria Wow you must think pretty highly of yourself to believe you're the arbiter of beauty https://t.co/eiomkxsPSO "@TSJessikaJayne @quatoria I said I'm beautiful, Jessika, not Empress of Space." "@Lord_Kristine Good thread. I'd also add that moving away from vilifying him by calling him ""crazy"" and going with something more like ""victim of radicalization"" would've aided in their numerous, frankly bizarre attempts to make him sympathetic. Being ableist actively harmed their story." "@TSJessikaJayne @quatoria Oh sweetie, I've met in person so many people through Twitter. We're not talking about the internet, hon. I know I'm beautiful. And I know you're an asshole." "@TSJessikaJayne @quatoria You realize I have over 1,600 people who remind me that I'm gorgeous every day, right? You might get there too if you stopped ""serving"" trans people like that." @strangeofgalway There's quite a bit "@strangeofgalway Well this is potentially debatable with Avengers, but with Harry Potter, Hunger Games & Twilight, splitting the last book into two movies gives you an extra movie to make money on. Also gives the impression that the ending was just too epic to contain in one movie." "(Incidentally, as far as I know, Deathly Hallows Parts I and II are always included in one box when you go to buy a copy at the store. It's one movie they got to justify dominating two different financial quarters with)" "And yeah it's a naked cash grab and not much else, but at least if they advertise that it's a Part I up front people know what they're getting. No one has ever said ""Let's watch Deathly Hallows Part I!"" You just watch both movies back to back. Same thing will happen here." "Pretty sure most of the bitching about Infinity War would've been quelled if they had kept the ""Part I"" part of the title. Did people get this upset over having an incomplete movie when Harry Potter did it?" @Valentine__Vale I DON'T KNOW Blocking every ad I see has had some amusing results https://t.co/zLyrYOBrBq "Finally got my Hat In Time backer swag! I had completely forgotten I chose the tier that included all these goodies! It was like half a decade ago that I backed the Kickstarter, lol https://t.co/TO5PBRuzt0" @CaseyExplosion What I'd love to know is how many of them have no idea antifa means anti-fascist and just thinks antifa are dangerous leftist terrorists and how many of them know exactly what they're doing but are banking on OTHER people not understanding. @Lord_Kristine I've had that happen. With folks I even considered friends. It feels terrible. :/ @lewdspacegem mood @lewdspacegem i don't know but it's so unfair "@CiaraTheBraid @destroyeroftroy Yeah she has me blocked too, likely because of that blocklist TERFs use" "@quatoria Apropos of nothing, eh? ;) You're sweet 💕 (And super cute yourself!!)" @TSJessikaJayne @quatoria Insulting the appearance of a trans person to serve trans people. Solid plan. "@TSJessikaJayne @quatoria We're fully aware of this ""mess."" It's not a mess and you're just an asshole." @norintha Oh hon! *hugs & loves* Get better soon! 💕💕💕 @Valentine__Vale Omg Val you're gorgeous @TheSecretCallie I know that feeling. :/ *offers hugs* "@MagsVisaggs The Cap'n farmed them to extinction, sadly." "You know I'm feeling under the weather when my appetite is so completely gone that I've passed up multiple opportunities to eat junk food. I'm getting fed, though. Mistress bought me a fruit smoothie which is easy on my sore throat and tastes great." "@ArtJwink @Ilkay_Yena I believe Hasbro only got the toy licence, not the entire property? In their announcement tweet it said ""Saban's Power Rangers""" "I cannot wait for my orchi when moments like this will be less scary. Still worrisome, but not ""Oh god I still have two dangly testosterone factories in my groin"" scary" @lewdspacegem https://t.co/WXG4DKuWxV "I was so bad at remembering my hormones during the vacation and I'm freaking out over it a little. At worst, I took about half as much as I needed during a 2 week period and I've been on HRT for nearly a year. I'm gonna be okay, right?" [Mild Avengers spoilers] . . . Literally the only prediction I can recall that came true (and fans have been making these for years) was Rocket did indeed express a desire to steal Bucky's arm. That prediction was a popular Tumblr post years ago & I'm elated they included it. "Seriously I was able to catch all of them in theaters over that 10 year period (even The Incredible Hulk & Thor 2) because I'm a massive cinephile, but catching up now doesn't seem feasible." Recommended watch list to prepare for Infinity War: Go back in time and watch them as they came out. @Kalindlara I love that Peter Dinklage got to play one of the tallest characters in the MCU @Kalindlara It didn't affect me in quite the same way but I absolutely get what you mean. "@Kalindlara So the whole movie was just fun cameos, fun character interactions, and fun fights, but without closure." "@Kalindlara [Avengers spoilers] . . It rings hollow because it feels so unlikely that everyone will stay dead, especially given that the macguffin is a tool that grants the powers of a god." @GoodWitchLeigh It's a weird show with a bizarre premise "[Slightly less mild Avengers spoilers] . . . Like the stuff at the very end? Of COURSE that'll all get undone. Does anyone actually think Guardians 3 will only star Rocket & Nebula? Thus, this is an incomplete story. So I don't feel like I can pass judgement." "[Very mild Avengers spoilers] Finally got to see it. I liked it, but I almost feel like I can't give a final judgement on it until Avengers 4 next year. There's a reason they used to be called Infinity War Part I & II." "I don't hate TTG as much as most folks do, but I do find the basic premise (""What if Teen Titans but they're all selfish pricks?"") incredibly bizarre. Giving them their own movie legitimately feels like an intentional middle finger to fans of the old series. https://t.co/8VOo8MBa1N" @gwen_no_fear Can I come Being in my own bed with my kitties after over two weeks of vacation feels more relaxing than any drug tbh @andyjih @Mishyana My earliest game memory is playing Mule when I was 4! I had no idea it was made by a trans woman! Awesome! @andyjih @Mishyana Who's that? @destroyeroftroy Being polyam is kind of the best~ "@JenDurbent This is, as the kids say, A Mood" "@SheGayFay ""SWERFs aren't feminists either""" @JenButtLewd @norintha @PeakTranarchy @genderemix @ComradeCallie Hot Jen on Jen action "@ADirtyTrans @genderemix Nothing to apologize for, love 💕" @emmasspace35 So I'm told. I'm just shy of a year into my transition and I hear it can take up to 2 years @rCharlotteSmith Thank you! I'll check them when I get home 💕 "It might be because I'm recovering from being sick, but I swear my circulation got worse overnight." "I'm told it's an inevitable stage of transition. Makes sense. HRT is magic, after all. Right now though I still feel a distant connection to that bearded egg." "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte can you send me the zip on discord? For research purposes, of course 👀" Big transition goal: Reaching the point where I literally don't recognize the male-presenting person in my pre-transition photos. @Anarcho_Vampire There are good ones out there. I'm mutuals with one who crushes on trans girls as much as we do. But I get what you mean. It's undeniably intimidating. @ComradeCallie It's nice putting a gorgeous face to a name 💕 I find that I attach a LOT of meaning to avatars. I tend to only glance at avatars and rarely look at names when browsing. All that's to say that I feel even closer to friends whose face I know 💕 "Mistress and I are finally heading home to close out queercation. Saying goodbye to Jen was hard... there was some crying. But I know I'll see her again. It was a magical, sex-filled vacation and I'm so glad we were able to do it 💕" Gamer fuckboys: Trans people didn't start gaming until a decade ago Me: *laughs in trans* https://t.co/jIxoQENmkj @lewdspacegem Big mood "@KentabooRex Crunchitize me, Cap'n" "@SonicGurl98 It's pretty awesome, tbh" @petrichorable *hugs* @MikkiGorman Hey same "@JesskaNightmare I strongly feel that, for the most part, no one is ever ""offended"" because 9 times out of 10 someone is using it to belittle the feelings of others." when you're tripping so hard you can barely walk to the bathroom https://t.co/ba5eZOfKjn @CiaraTheBraid I had a friend who was convinced it was about a trans girl. I recall her excitedly AIMing me about it when was released. @destroyeroftroy @CareBearCase Mistress and I have definitely had sexy times during The Office. It's a great background show. "Here's something I can blame her for, though: She created an environment where I felt trapped and lonely, all in an attempt to help me be less lonely. All it accomplished was me feeling bad at HOME too. And that's incredibly fucked up." "I think on some level she was worried I'd have trouble learning to be a man, especially after my dad died. To her credit, she was right. My dad's death was hard on all of us. I don't, I CAN'T blame her for having trouble during those years after." "Would I have confided in a female counselor that I wanted to be a girl? No idea. But it's interesting that what my mom was convinced I needed was an adult male mentor, given that I'm a trans girl, isn't it?" "I don't remember his name, but he was a very kind, patient man. The problem is once I had to go to a new school, my mom was dead set on finding another male counselor." "And I was right! She shot me down. My school phobia was so awful. Fifth grade (about age 10), somehow, was not so bad. My mom suspected it was because of my weekly school counselor visits." "I don't have a memory of thinking ""I want to be a girl but mom won't listen,"" because the simple fact was I NEVER felt that such a ""weird"" thing could be brought up to her. Not before I graduated high school and had some semblance of freedom, and even then it was only once." "While in school much of my childhood consisted of my mom trying to curb my ""weirder"" tendencies. I could list examples but just know that, in an attempt to keep me from being even further tormented by my classmates, I grew to learn that I could rarely come to my mom with concerns" I remember during recess all I'd want to do is walk the perimeter of the playground (at various schools I went to there were huge fields) just to stay away from the other kids. This started in middle school. Teachers were often worried about me. "Queercation has ended with both me AND Jen getting sick. I have a fever and an extremely painful sore throat, and Jen has food poisoning. 🤢" @vec2_code_witch Fuuuck yeah 💕 @destroyeroftroy o know roght @LucyDEire @SheGayFay Same "(Kind of a subtweet, but not of a mutual)" Omg I love Transformers but I've hopefully learned to not drone on about them when no one is interested >_> @LizzyWyrd Hopefully there'll be time for that in Episode IX. These are all very good points. @androbutterfly I mean what's so bad about being a hivemind really Saves one from having to do all that exhausting thinking~ "I was an EXTREMELY lonely kid and while I know my mom loves me, the reality is she was shit at helping me through all that." "Jen is SO GOOD at taking care of me when I need it, y'all have no idea." @InnerPartisan Ew gross lol DID YOU KNOW: I love my girlfriend :3 @JordanPDunsmore Such an underrated movie tbh @upandoutcomic How does it not hurt their eyes x_x Twitter ads are getting smart. They know if they advertise to me as a woman I hesitate to block them more often >_> @JesskaNightmare you're a huge inspiration to me and I'll try not to fangirl too much beyond that >_> OMG OMG OMG https://t.co/NOKNu8N7tf In my mouth too Really would be fine with having a bunch of cuties cumming on my face tbh @CartaMonir It does that sometimes. I've had it happen. Always the same date too. Like literally just take turns filling me with cum with the goal of impregnation. Just abuse this horny slut plz and thank you. @PanDuhGay @KendamuZ https://t.co/Q6BfVXXjoq @Lord_Kristine @Kaelyrhn It's just good business @rCharlotteSmith how dare they photograph my home @Anarcho_Vampire That you're cute and amazing~ @maritronic9k SAAAAAAAAME omg @maritronic9k Me either :V "Although now that I type this out I realize that even with girl gasms I get wet. And it's not like the guy gasms are much wetter. Feels different, tho" "Guy orgasms are kinda unfulfilling, honestly. And I can only summon them with a vibrator and porn. I prefer the girl gasms anyway." "But an important caveat that I should add since I don't think this is a super common experience: Ejaculating is a different kind of orgasm than the ones I more regularly have these days. I get girl orgasms. Full-body, multiple, extended orgasms. None of those end in ejaculation." "🎊1,600 followers! 🎊 Thanks, everyone! I'm still surprised I even got to 1,000, lol" "Honestly even when I do it's not that exciting. I can feel it, then it dribbles out a tiny bit ages later. Completely clear, too. It's not cumming like a guy, so I'm pretty much loving it" I don't I don't remember the last time I came I've orgasmed a ton But haven't came in... weeks maybe? Months? @BaileyJayTweets Saaaaame @ExistentialEnso Lucky Charms is the best cereal don't @ me "@queer_queenie ""Ah of course, I forgot this was Twitter""" The ride to @norintha's is looking extra gay~ https://t.co/FzqROyFsns it me https://t.co/kyzlDUDnOU @DrShitfaced @ComradeCallie Hey now I helped :V Just saw someone Like a tweet of mine from a month ago where I talked about the Infinity Stones. I'M SEEING AVENGERS TOMORROW OKAY SO HELP ME IF YOU SPOIL IT @queer_queenie - around my head @fluttergirly GOSH same @emuchaton PUPPER FRIEND @Rachel_Izabella Hmmmmmm must be a brat :3 You and I have so much in common 😘 "@Rachel_Izabella *pats head* It's okay, I'm a slut too it's nice 💕" @Rachel_Izabella Oh of course strictly hypothetical 👀 "@aliceincamera I have a mutual who's a cis lesbian and lemme tell you I feel this so hard. Though there's a reason I say I'm a transbian. I admit I need that validation a lot less. Regardless, I get it." @KentabooRex Omg I feel this (Though I've had an art block for months. Still the jist of this really speaks to me) @ComradeCallie I feel hornier having read it tbh @Anarcho_Vampire Congrats omg!! 💕💕💕 @WynneCluster @SonicGurl98 OMG TRUE He's practically a gender swapped Rouge though so that'd be ironic. @ComradeCallie 😍💕💦 @SonicGurl98 got me thinking about my weird relationship with Sonic the Hedgehog Did you know I had a Sonic OC in the early 00s? But only because I somehow ended up on a Sonic message board & everyone else had one & I felt left out? It's too bad he's a boy or I'd still use him @SonicGurl98 Sonaze sounds like a brand of allergy relief :P @SonicGurl98 Please tell me the ship is called Blonic @ComradeCallie ETERNAL MOOD @sweatergirlHana We're BOTH cuties~ @sweatergirlHana You're a cutie :3 @almafeta Aww that's sweet of you to say 💕 @FairlyLip Oh! Your phrasing was ambiguous. Is this something you're interested in? :3 FALSE ALARM I GUESS THEY'RE NOT MAD @sweatergirlHana *squishes butt in retaliation~* :P "Someone commented on my horny on main tweet that ""This got like'd onto my feed"" They weren't following me I'm not really sure what to even say I said sorry. And I am. I don't want people who don't want to see that stuff to see it. I dunno" @TransTwill Trans culture is kinda being a homebody :P @sweatergirlHana *extremely flirty voice* B-but squishing butts is lewd~ @vec2_code_witch There's always room for more~ @FairlyLip I'm sorry "@TransTwill Mistress's son is house sitting, and him and his girlfriend love the kitties, so I know they're safe but my heart kinda aches, you know? I'll see them on Monday. Luckily not much longer." @TransTwill I haven't seen my baby Binx for almost two weeks! I miss my kitties TT__TT @cybergoth_xxx Truuuuuuue 🤔🤔🤔 @cybergoth_xxx 😘 @cybergoth_xxx Oh fuck same @FoxyChewToy @ComradeCallie If I don't get to them first! D:< (As if I'll have the time or ability to clean anyone up while being used) "@AliceAvizandum @ComradeCallie I pretty much made an @aliceincamera tweet up there, lol" @FoxyChewToy @ComradeCallie I mean We're already talking about me having a uterus May as well give y'all whatever kind of genitals the situation requires :P "@ComradeCallie I knew I was the subbiest of subby subs years before I had sex, and even longer before I knew I was trans." "@ComradeCallie Oh in that case: Please fill up this dumb, greedy slut with your cum (Also, hi Alice :P)" "@HeckingJen LISTEN," "@ComradeCallie I mean, I have a preference but I don't want to come off as a greedy slut" @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie lol I started another Thirstwave @HeckingJen Oh no but then I'll be even LESS sure who impregnated me~ @ComradeCallie You wanna be the other girl at this purposed gangbang? There'd be more than enough dick to go around :P @starshpgirl We can share it! @ComradeCallie I caught your horny Callie help @HeckingJen You can come too~ (Yes it's literally too much to ask but a girl can dream dammit) [Horny on main] look all I want is to have a nice gangbang where I end up knocked up is that too much to ask "@lewdspacegem lol before realizing I was trans I legitimately thought it was too difficult to not manspread It took like a couple weeks of practice to figure out how to comfortably sit with my legs closed, but there was nothing biologically stopping me :P Men are weird" @JustJoTG Yes there is the regrettable fact that she's a cop :P @JustJoTG I like it almost entirely because the character of Judy is just about perfect The real message of Zootopia https://t.co/SrrttU5rIm "@ComradeCallie Everyone who knows you and is being honest knows you respect consent. I don't blame you for worrying that you're not careful enough (surely this is a worry all dommes struggle with), but it might help to be reminded: You're doing fine. 💕" "Zootopia except Nick is a girl, Judy isn't a cop, and they're both lovers" @ComradeCallie Don't let her try and gaslight you like that. These are blatant lies she's telling and it's disgusting to watch. @gnarlyanimal I rolled a robot druid in a tabletop game years ago "Gender feels butch right now. I don't even know if that makes sense, but I promised I'd report my findings and it's the truth." I think my gender is gendering at me again. The language for this feels frustratingly limited. Being a lesbian and also trans while describing the shape of your gender can be very confusing. A lot of terms are shared between different(?) ideas. "@sweatergirlHana *offers hugs* If you ever need to talk, feel free to DM me 💕" @FoxyChewToy YESPLZV GH JH "@ComradeCallie Oh dear heart, I can't domme worth a damn. You mistake my comment for assistance when I was merely stating the obvious >:3" @emuchaton meow~ "@ComradeCallie Well then you can't just cum! Gotta earn it, no wonder you're frustrated~" "@sweatergirlHana omg did you know I am hopelessly gay for girls because, um oh my 💦💕😍" @FoxyChewToy G O A L S @FoxyChewToy *gasps softly & erotically at the thought of being a pony* @LunaMoonblight @queer_queenie Still I feel very old learning this x_x @queer_queenie Lol I remember that day well. "On Thursday I have an appointment with the person that oversees GRS for trans women at my local Kaiser branch. In other words the long journey to having a goddamn vagina is finally beginning. It's going to take years, but it's beginning." @queer_queenie Omg congrats!! "@ComradeCallie @CiaraTheBraid They updated their banner for Glamour Boutique, at least :P" "@CiaraTheBraid @ComradeCallie We all had our favorites, but there was THAT ONE SITE we all found our way to eventually..." "@ComradeCallie Okay! Um... this is a lot more awkward now that I know I'm trans but if we're talking about underrated fetishes, the rarity of TG + preg was often a frustration of mine. Turn the boys into girls AND knock them up, plz. (Also, rapid pregnancy in general is A+, 100/100)" "@ThatAintMarth Any time, hon! Be the girl I know you can be! 💕" @ComradeCallie Most of my favorite fetishes are all the goofy fantasy ones which it doesn't seem like you're talking about. >_> Also! @PowerOfMelody you should probably take a look :3 Read my girlfriend's smut! It's cow TF-flavored if you're into that~ 🐄 https://t.co/ls1ll5hEQx @lewdspacegem You'd be surprised how little people care. I go out in my collar all the time and it's fine. You can also get an Eternity Collar which most vanilla folks barely register as a collar. @emuchaton The best of Moods @emuchaton i believe in u @hypnokittymaid Cute :3 Finally a candidate we can believe in https://t.co/vZVMpXfWht @lewdspacegem Omg grats! 💕💕 @queer_queenie Big same "@ThatAintMarth You are a gorgeous, brave girl with a beautiful name. I'm so proud of you 💕" "@ThatAintMarth Of course, love! 💕💕" "@AmazonChique What they want is to appeal to something immutable. They don't frame it as hate of course, but this is one of those rare instances where you can accurately predict their response." "@RobertWmRuedii @queer_queenie False dichotomy. There are more sexualities and genders than just ""cis/het"" and ""trans/gay."" The goal should not be convincing people they're still straight, but rather allowing people the freedom to be any number of things, like bi, pan, non binary, etc." @ValTheSpiderQ Jesus Christ. @ValTheSpiderQ Oh no I think I missed this. What happened? "@FoxyChewToy (I really do wish I could say stuff like that in tweets that aren't buried replies but there always has to be that reminder of ""You don't need HRT to be trans"" which is true but negatively affects the comedic timing)" @sweatergirlHana You are absolutely a girl! A super cute one at that! 💕💕 "@ThatAintMarth Well, when I say it's easy, all I mean is that all you have to do is decide that you're a girl, if that's what you want. HRT and surgeries aren't required to be a girl, but even if you do want them, the ""becoming a girl"" part starts with you." "I have to say though I might be an emoitional wreck when we finally have to head home. I miss my kitties, but I'm going to miss Jen even more. We'll stay in contact obviously but having her here with me is so much better..." "Hotel checkout day. Queercation will continue for a couple nights at my GF's house, but the end is sadly in sight. We have to return to the real world eventually..." @FoxyChewToy HRT is magic~ ✨ @xDuskyWolfx @destroyeroftroy Are you for real? Trans women are women. No real reason to say what I said to them. Straight guys: I promise you that lesbian you just thirst followed will never be into you @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith More or less that two trucks having sex? :P Most of the weed ingestion this past week has been through shotgunning the smoke between each of our mouths/lungs aka the Gayest Possible Way To Get High @TheR3dPainter *hugs* @hypnokittymaid @SteampunkPenny @IntersexGoddess It hurts so good~ 💦 @TheR3dPainter V O I D @MerrylBerryl g glrils ga y h "If you've been told you're a boy but would prefer to be a girl, you can just be a girl! It really is that easy. Trust me, it fucking rules 💕" "@Djw175 @Kalindlara LISTEN," @Djw175 @Kalindlara *gasps in lesbian* @Kalindlara @Djw175 gay @queer_queenie As someone who convinced herself that having fantasies about BEING a girl having sex with other girls didn't mean she wasn't a cishet man I think this might be textbook denial 🤔 @lewdspacegem It's so much easier being a brainless pet~ It's true bliss 💕💕 @destroyeroftroy but that's gay! @destroyeroftroy oh my I'm gay hello~ "@queer_queenie It's okay, take your time" "@AliceAvizandum *huuuuuugs* Get better, friend 💕" Goals tbh https://t.co/Ac42erEafi "@hypnokittymaid But aren't you still caged, little one? :3" @nex3 Understood and undone. Sorry. @lewdspacegem same tbh @JenButtLewd oh yea lol "@aliceincamera A good Mistress can identify where your limit is and toy with it. There's layers to it. (In other words, big mood)" @Anarcho_Vampire Jeff Gerstmann is the least cop tho And he's still a threat @JenButtLewd B-but that's lewd! @KentabooRex oh goSH~ Cute! 💕 @Captain_V_Smith OMG THANK YOU 💕 @ComradeCallie *offers hugs* 💕💕 "@ReadingRidley Yes Like every time, lol" "Is Gumball's dad trans? This episode is all but stating it. I mean, he's a cross dresser canonically, but cis people's conflation of cross dressers and trans women makes this hard to parse out." "@HedgeMom And if they not cute, they cute" @Valentine__Vale True... I'm having trouble wording the various evidence I've mentally compiled but it's overwhelming. I was piloting an otherwise empty shell for a decade to the point that feeling so... *present* now is an almost alien feeling at times. Pretty sure I was disassociating for literally all of my 20's "@dogsokaywooof I dunno... Am I a bother, Mistress? @SteampunkPenny" @JenButtLewd @lewdspacegem I'm an enabler 😛 @lewdspacegem @JenButtLewd OMG you do """But Kat how can you be a Twitter Mom and also a massive sub?"" ... SH SHUT UP" "It me, literally Lopunny" Too much of a dumb slut bunny to be a trainer T B H Looks like I gotta be trained~ @lewdspacegem Far easier to be nude tbh. It's usually how this bun rolls~ @lewdspacegem Living the dream~ @JenButtLewd @emuchaton @lewdspacegem Step 1: Love butts @JenButtLewd @emuchaton @lewdspacegem You both have a similar Gay Aesthetic Which I am 1000% here for tbh "@GuildingLilly Sorry, I'm just having A Day today. >_>" @GuildingLilly Please tell me I didn't embarrass myself on a major hashtag "@lewdspacegem Have you met @emuchaton I think you two have a lot in common, lol" @GuildingLilly Oh fuck I worded that right though didn't I? D: Sounded right in my head This is your Bunny Mom's gentle reminder to take your meds if you need to and haven't yet 💕 @incantatricks @1Password +1 recommendation! I don't know what I'd do without it tbh "Feel very drained today. I miss my kitties. Kinda dysphoric? Just emotionally tired. It was so, SO worth it to spend time with my girlfriend tho" "(And a lot of us that do don't like it anymore than you do, hypothetical grossed-out reader. If you wanna pay for my new vagina, I'm down)" "The other frustrating aspect of this is I love the idea of butt stuff! Legitimately one of the hottest things. So I'm torn between this ""God it's hot but EW FEELS GROSS WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A VAGINA but god it's hot..."" etc, etc https://t.co/bTiapWgJp1" "To any folks in Seattle or Portland that we missed: We'll be heading home tomorrow but we plan to make this a regular thing, meeting up around here every year or maybe even twice a year. Sorry if we missed you! 💕" Some lesbians have penises. Deal with it. #LesbianVisibilityDay https://t.co/XkQJ3cFHVR "Going ultra-lewd for #LesbianVisibilityDay with a picture of HOLDING HANDS WITH MY GF *gasp* Seriously though, small acts like this increase visibility and make the world feel safer for more saphhic women to be unashamed about who they love~ https://t.co/c2wLAnZKpA" @lewdspacegem omg cute red butt! @HeckingJen 😘 @FoxyChewToy Of course 💕 "@destroyeroftroy Nah, they'll just start arbitrarily assuming you were assigned male at birth most likely" "@MaryWalczak3 Can you just spell out your angle for me so I know if I need to block you or not? I have little patience for people who insist on differentiating sex & gender, especially if they appear to be cis. My gender is female My sex is female I was incorrectly assigned male at birth" @Kalindlara I'm cool with being a Twitter Mom. I see a lot of trans girls doing that on here. Where do I sign up @destroyeroftroy You know TERFs are a twisted ideology when half the time they go after cis women. Sorry you caught some of that *offers hugs* "I'm 1000% serious with this display name. Been having those ""can never be a mom"" feels for a few days now..." @ruthmills Sure! @dogsokaywooof I've heard about muffing if that's what you mean I really wish I liked butt stuff more than I do. I also wish I didn't have the wrong fucking genitals so I wouldn't have to worry about it. @queer_queenie Best night to have tbh @queer_queenie Massive mams @fraenergyAD same tbh @GayAsFay what do I win if I love them all #NewProfilePic https://t.co/VvLeBYMo3c @killerabbid It appears to be at the very least an extremely common occurrence Other pics of my face I don't hate from the same day https://t.co/JjpVgvzWvG Rare photographic evidence of my smile despite my glasses reflecting the entire forest https://t.co/M5jMjakDRB @ZJemptv I am here for your well-documented love of taking things in the butt 💕 @ZJemptv I need these omg "@lewdspacegem I mean, same~" @Swushandsuch @ComradeCallie It's a tough balance to strike though. Speaking for myself I wish I could just interact with trans people for the rest of my life. That happens when you're a part of a marginalized community. However you're not wrong at all. @Valentine__Vale I recently learned they stole their name from a queer woman describing her own experiences. They can fuck off. lesbiab vocab - heck - smooch - gosh - no u - h (switch to all caps in the middle of a word to emphasize thirst) @emuchaton i'm oN MY WAY @emuchaton But all I see is a moon... @destroyeroftroy @quatoria @CiaraTheBraid Yes? >:3 @quatoria @CiaraTheBraid @destroyeroftroy *excite* Back my Kickstarter to send one (1) package of sour patch kids to every cis lesbian who's cool with trans girls @destroyeroftroy @CiaraTheBraid @quatoria Implying you have an AD? :3 @destroyeroftroy @CiaraTheBraid @quatoria Warmer~ @destroyeroftroy @CiaraTheBraid @quatoria Not quite :P @destroyeroftroy @CiaraTheBraid @quatoria omg sweetie no one believes that "@BaileyJayTweets Blessed with the best hips, it's so unfair :P" can I just like buy green apple warheads it's the only flavor worth a damn @destroyeroftroy @quatoria This girl gets it @quatoria Your pup is ultra cute and tiny~ @destroyeroftroy [lesbianing intensifies] @quatoria super gay for her tbh "@dogsokaywooof They made me sad too, but I knew exactly why" Luckily I could just be a girl so I did (And the sex is so much better) As an egg I wanted to be a lesbian so bad I basically resigned myself to the fact that sex would never be satisfying in the way I wished it was @Rachel_Izabella Same here! On both counts. Thankfully Pandora exists to introduce me to all the stuff I missed. "TERFs hearing the phrase ""trans woman's vagina"" like https://t.co/ZRca1lF4Y1" Shouting from the rooftops that my trans girlfriend's vag smells amazing to own the libs (also #peaktrans to gross out any remaining TERFs stalking the hashtag) Also what the fuck does this have to do with trans girls smelling nice? Technically nothing he said contradicts what I said it's just a parody of transphobia huffing and puffing. Poe's Law in full effect here. I so rarely get these he barely seems real. https://t.co/JvJrZPY4yv "@SonOfThor1060 Awwwww you're adorable! All of that is wrong, but bless your heart. https://t.co/4AsQVfOytP" @ComradeCallie I'm not sure if I ever knew her. But cults of personality around trans women is sometimes a thing unfortunately. @ComradeCallie This is so transparently yet another attempt to burn the prominent trans woman at the stake and I'm so sick of the community doing this to our own @queer_queenie Literally turning into goth gf @rCharlotteSmith Wholesome tweet "@queer_queenie Gay as heck, very polyam, willing to smooch all the cuties~" @MagsVisaggs I imagine the feels are very complicated :/ @rCharlotteSmith All girls are cute No seriously all of 'em Trans girls are ultra cute If you disagree you're wrong Fuuuuuuuck Always @Valentine__Vale You do! 😘 @transwitchlexi Being trans in Disney World sounds like the best kind of fun~ @hypnokittymaid Such a good slutty kitty~ "@XylariaVG I mean, accurate But more specifically I'm talking about crotches, to be blunt :P" Our most closely guarded secret is HRT makes trans girls smell fucking amazing If the cishets ever discovered this we'd be ruined @JenButtLewd I submit to Mistress :P "Is there anything gayer than your Mistress ordering you to eat your girlfriend out? I submit to you that, no, no there isn't." "@XylariaVG Well, I mean, I'm doing more of the eating~ :P" Both Mistress AND my girlfriend are foxes >_> This bun apparently has a death wish~ 🐇💕💦 "*to, not you, but this is a lesbiab-level typo so I'll allow it" @JenButtLewd 6969 Gosh I'm Gay Rd Now taking applications for cuties you crush my head between their thighs "@JenButtLewd It's the hot, wet new craze" @HeckingJen Oh! Well in that case let's lesbians it up~ #NewProfilePic https://t.co/Yjcj7FdrVn "@knuckleb0ne The first one. I discovered them a few months ago, they're pretty good!" "@HeckingJen but Jen, that's gay" wait wait I have an ever better display name idea 🌳🍃🌳 https://t.co/rmrukMV5LA @HeckingJen no I mean increase @HeckingJen heck that's gay can I help? @liddytronic Backup polish~ Disaster Transbian has a nice ring to it "@emuchaton (But seriously this is A Mood, damn)" "@emuchaton So, average Tuesday then?" @Stickyshimapan And it just gets better and better from here 💕 "@SonicGurl98 I mean, that tweet was my introduction to you and I decided to follow you :3" @transwitchlexi Dysphoria never fights fair *offers hugs* @daftprinceling I've been thinking this a lot recently as well. @ThatAintMarth OMG!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 "@HeckingJen I mean, same" @Kalindlara @norintha >/////////< I've been informed by @norintha that apparently I blep fairly regularly without realizing it >_> It me https://t.co/E5fJuU5WNS "@Eremitpurpur I also have boobs and I gotta say, I'm a big fan" @queer_queenie I wanted to be one so bad in high school 😍😍😍 @SatanaKennedy Sounds like a lovely evening~ @queer_queenie It me @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/rN5wws5il7 @hypnokittymaid Sounds like someone's being a good kitty tho @ZJemptv Do whatever you feel helps the most. I think this'll certainly help 💕 I'm trans and I like salamanders #MyHandleExplained @bunnarchist For replies like yours 💕 "Is Squidward a dom, sub, or a switch?" THE SECOND SPONGEBOB MOVIE IS ON TV I AM SO PUMPED LET'S GET HIGH AF @norintha was bullying me with her pussy D:< @ComradeCallie I'm a chubby gf and I'm proud~ @BernieT16876309 I can see it! @ComradeCallie Big mood @Allicrombie Seperated at birth https://t.co/TygrzAxXlb @innesmck Awwww I had this one as a kid! And I love birds! Thanks 💕💕 "@hypnokittymaid (Mistress loved this too, btw~)" @Lord_Kristine omg I need it @Lord_Kristine I tired to look up pictures of it but couldn't find any. What set number is it? @innesmck Omg I love Beanie Babies. Are you only doing this for folks you know or can I get in on this? :3 💕 @destroyeroftroy So heckin cute omg!! Source: I'm extremely gay if you hadn't heard @Allicrombie I do love hugs! 💕 Next time my gender decides to gender at me and I feel more agender I'm going to meticulously record my findings here. It's scary but also exiting to find this new dimension to my gender! @Allicrombie I don't mean to. I have a lot of trouble smiling for pictures. Always looks forced or silly to me. "@Valentine__Vale @ComradeCallie @HeckingJen Yeah, it *feels* right to say my gender is occasionally more fluid. It's just this sense that sometimes gender isn't there at all. I can't fairly ignore that feeling. It's taken a bit of courage to admit that, though. For a while I felt like I kinda failed at being a trans girl." Rockin' the wind-swept hair look~ 💕 https://t.co/CWFvelguoX "Mistress: I don't understand what inflation [in like, the furry context] means Me: It's exactly as simple as you're imagining Mistress: That's what I'm afraid of" My nipples are all sore D:< @upandoutcomic omg that's gay~ Congrats! 💕💕💕 "@transwitchlexi @princess_stef69 I had the """"privilege"""" of being a young girl growing up in male spaces and, as even TERFs would guess if they respected my gender, it really fucked me up." @Kalindlara https://t.co/k6gEmld1Tw @mspowahs Omg I need these! What do I Google?! I'm kind of a slutty bunny just fyi @LucyDEire *keyboard noises* I'm in DID YOU KNOW: I'm currently snuggling with two (2) cuties? 💕💕💕 @JustJoTG Oh no... not the artist Arielle? @Cosmos_Cookie She already has me blocked hahaha. What is this subby bun too much for her? Really? @Cosmos_Cookie Narrator's voice: She wasn't a good gal @norintha https://t.co/ycYRmFZPr0 "@MOOMANiBE I didn't know there was a book, that sounds interesting" @Valentine__Vale You really can! I was a lot squishier during my first session! "@TransTwill That could very well mean I'm genderfluid, then. I'll need to think on it awhile." @hypnokittymaid Omg I need this in my life so bad 💦 "Sometimes I feel significantly less feminine in a way that reminds me of how some of my genderfluid friends describe their experience but even through those moments, the mere thought of being even a little masc makes me feel dysphoric. I have no idea what that means." "@ComradeCallie My phone is convinced that I never mean ""male"" and always mean ""make"" -_-" "@ComradeCallie Even if we take it as a given that our pre-transition lives are indistinguishable from cis make lives, we still lose most of that privilege in a myriad of ways by transitioning. The whole debate is a pointless misdirect." @GayAsFay Mine gave me bunny ears I dunno listen I didn't ask to be called out like this https://t.co/fuO6XpAkGZ Read my girlfriend's porn! (If you're into that) Omg this one might be Jen's hottest yet 💦😍💦 https://t.co/PIV0JtQgq4 listen I love so many different kinds of girls & enbies but trans girls are just unfairly hot okay how can I not crush on them all "@Valentine__Vale @ButtGoblin666 LOL oh yeah LISTEN, TRANS GIRLS ARE SUPER HOT AND I'M INSATIABLE OKAY" @ButtGoblin666 Oh my god how did I miss this 💦😍💦 @ComradeCallie https://t.co/CdC96BADEK @_NatsumiSummer Awww thank you~ 💕 @ComradeCallie fair @ZJemptv Happy birthday! 💕🎂🎈🎁💕 Hope it's a good one!! *huuuuugs* @norintha OH YEAH! @Valentine__Vale Duly noted~ 😘💕 "@fluttergirly Fuck stopping you, how can I help? :3" "Ladies, is it gay to kiss your girlfriend? I mean, you're a lesbiab making out with another lesbiab..." @AliceAvizandum I don't know what the first thing is but you have my attention with the lesbians "@Sophie_D_T @upandoutcomic @olivebrinker Again, I was only approaching it from the perspective of helping confused cis people understand what, for example, it means to be a trans woman. Leaving them confused won't really help in the long term, but it goes without saying that no one is required to ease their confusion." I kinda like this selfie. My boobs look nice~ https://t.co/BWxc5SUPTo "I am so gay for my girlfriend, y'all" "@upandoutcomic @olivebrinker We have terms that help them with that issue, though: AMAB & AFAB. There's no reason to use mtf or ftm" "(The person I'm referring to blocked me, so if that doesn't describe you, we're cool)" "So yeah, when you have a friend who's known for having regular emotional blow ups where she cuts people out and is constantly making friends into enemies don't be surprised when she does it to you." "There's an episode of Amazing World of Gumball on right now where Gumball's nemesis breaks up with him and if you strip away the thin layer of ""lol what if enemies but like dating"" it's literally just a story about how Gumball handles being dumped by his boyfriend." @destroyeroftroy That's what I've been SAYING Strong had a lot of bad takes that caused me to unfollow her. This doesn't surprise me. https://t.co/l2kCHGSq8o @GoodWitchLeigh lol I do shit like that too @rCharlotteSmith @SteampunkPenny agreed to DM you later if you want 💕 @justatransgrill @rCharlotteSmith tru facts tho "@ComradeCallie MANY REASONS, ONE OF WHICH IS YOU'RE A CUTIE" "@liddytronic Feels amazing, doesn't it?" @rCharlotteSmith *days @rCharlotteSmith I have a plastic container with the dais of the week listed on them that I refill every Sunday. They're super cheap and they help immensely with keeping track of what you've taken. @rCharlotteSmith Big mood @upandoutcomic Aaaaaaa I love it! New lock screen! https://t.co/VXAFkn2C3m @Allicrombie Wish you could be~ @Ulexar Mood "@emuchaton Maybe you should check your DMs then, nerd" @Kalindlara I react similarly tbh @FinalBossFemme Hear hear! (Don't heckin mess with buzzed Dragon Mom) "@Valentine__Vale You'll get to see it yourself, cutie~" @ADirtyTrans Yes that's true! You're one of them! 💕💕 @emuchaton Full homo but I have the biggest girl crush on you @emuchaton Omg please do @mosswyrm https://t.co/2kTh1JWscy @queermel @queer_queenie Literally who else but a cop would try to pull that lol "Sometimes it feels great to know who you are. I'm a sex-positive, polyamorous, kinky transbian trans girl who's unbelievably gay and it feels SO good to be me." @ArmlessKittyfox It's been Maximum Gay the entire time~ There have been so many naked trans girls in this hotel room you have no idea @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans Min-maxing your gay "I'm about 90% sure the only cis friends I have and will ever have I made before I came out. Nothing personal, cis people. It's just really hard to relate to you." @upandoutcomic lol Twitter listed who of my friends Liked this tweet and one of my few cis friends was listed first :P @ZJemptv I mean if a girl can't eat like that on 4/20 what's even the point "@ComradeCallie GOD, SAME" @emuchaton My domme is 37~ 💕😍💦💜 @TransitionL83 & @norintha being adorable & gay~ https://t.co/p8ZtSWIJBS (btw I'm talking about @TransitionL83 who's the best metamour a girl could ask for 💕) @maritronsbian That's the one! Isn't there a polyam word for your girlfriend's girlfriend? "My heart feels at peace in the best way. I'm still kinda delirious, really. Hard to find words... I'm so happy. That's the important part." "I first met @norintha in person almost half a year ago and I've been crushing on her ever since while living states away from her. On this magical queercation, like a silly love-drunk sub I asked her if we could be girlfriends and she said yes!" "@ADirtyTrans We've had a lot of that these past few days, haven't we? :3" @XylariaAD Extremely~ @ADirtyTrans You are too! 💕 "My ""freshly fucked"" face~ https://t.co/x8mabjL3Bw" @ComradeCallie THANK YOU @ADirtyTrans (I'm the other girlfriend there) @SlaveEllie It's a p hot video tbh "@norintha: This Warhead candy tastes like maple syrup. Me: Really? Her: Yeah, wanna taste? Me: Sure! (We then proceed to make out) @TransitionL83: Y'all are so gay" Pictured: What happens when four trans girls raid the candy section of a dollar store https://t.co/5zwi8uM9Tx "@rCharlotteSmith @LadyBluRose And, Dennis" @rCharlotteSmith Maybe we can swap emails then 💕 "@rCharlotteSmith Do what you need to to be safe. If you do delete, I'd love it if we could swap cell numbers over DM. I'd hate to lose contact with a friend like you 💕" @anarchopupgirl Some say my gay increased by 3 sizes that day @ADirtyTrans I had a great motivator: You taste AMAZING @ThatAintMarth I'm cool with being an internet trans mom. 💕 @ADirtyTrans *Our* sex noises :P "@XylariaVG @norintha I would've said the same, but TRUST me, when you're in the moment, there's nothing ick about it" """Whoever called it DRY humping clearly wasn't doing it right"" - @norintha, shortly after proving this fact to me" @norintha @AnalComrade I'm being bullied on twitter dot com help @norintha keeps calling me cute @Comrade_Yui Not every hero wears a hyphen :P "@Comrade_Yui The right way. I have no idea why folks are so afraid of hyphens, but it's Banjo-Kazooie, Star-lord, Pee-wee Herman, and SPIDER-MAN" @norintha Oh yeah? Well you're CUTE 💕 ATTENTION: @norintha is gorgeous just fyi 💕💕💕 Same tbh https://t.co/0oWZg2swle @Rosincredible @norintha Not at all! 💕💕💕 "Being able to snuggle with @norintha on the ride up to Portland is pretty much perfect, ngl 💕" We're officially in Oregon! 💕 Relevant company name found on the back of a truck during our road trip :V https://t.co/VwVvXCWFTh @TransitionL83 Big mood 💕 @GayAsFay Cutie!! 💕 "Me: *sings a line from Tommy* Mistress: *clearly doesn't recognize it* Me: You've never listened to Tommy? Mistress: Who? Me: No, THE Who I'm pretty proud of that one :P" Thread https://t.co/75yvrlWR8D @ItsJenFunFolks Exceedingly~ "@ZJemptv Currently living with one, and we're hoping to add one or two more. I quite like it 💕" @ItsJenFunFolks You're absolutely a girl! Source: Am also a girl (who likes girls~) @SatanaKennedy Oh! Oh! One of my favorite fetishes 💕💕 @EllieODaire @SteampunkPenny Nope! That was somewhere in Utah @UnifierLyone Good girl! :3 Neat. https://t.co/DmqEQZyv9H @destroyeroftroy #TrueFacts @ButNotTheCity Care to expound upon that? Road trip selfie! @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/2NXUhjkEeG @SleekNinjaMonk Omg HRT sisters! 💕💕 "@lampsofgold Literally yesterday. They put the final nail in the coffin on Trump's trans military ban and added in ""btw they're a protected class now so you can stop this shit""" "I'm too far into my transition to get away with waltzing into the men's room, but my voice is a dead giveaway that I'm trans. Luckily the bathrooms have been empty so far, and I KNOW I pass on just appearance. Or pass enough at least." Road tripping as a trans girl means not opening your mouth to say anything while utilizing gas station bathrooms. >_> "So... trans people are a protected class now. Can anyone who knows US law confirm for me that this is exactly as reassuring as it sounds? Like, we're gonna be okay now, right? For the most part?" @AliceAvizandum The you of a year ago was so innocent :P Stopped in Grand Junction for a nap. Mistress was so worried she wouldn't be able to fall asleep. She started snoring after ten minutes :P @ZJemptv I'm excited for you!! 💕💕 @ComradeCallie For me I just don't have many options... I don't like to penetrate and while I love the idea of buttstuff I've yet to get into it. :/ @JUNIUS_64 literally mlp:fim rn https://t.co/wXmb33VG21 @ThatAintMarth Of course <3 "@ComradeCallie Meanwhile my definition of ""sex"" includes beating me senseless, so I'd probably include that too tbh :V" @ThatAintMarth *hugs* <3 I'd be 1000% okay with becoming a trans MILF "lol we might not be heading out until like after 8pm, but the idea was to drive through the night" @AtticusAuds Then consider me your new mom <3 @ThatAintMarth Absolutely! <3 <3 <3 @JessIsInDresses Of course! <3 @strangeofgalway I was happy to do it! 💕💕 As a community trans mom I will of course be taking applications for replacing any bad moms y'all don't like. "@strangeofgalway has taken to calling me trans mom and I gotta say, I'm liking it" @chrismcfeely This checks out @00d4n1 I'm going to guess this cameo was planned before the McDonald's sauce incident @TransitionL83 Can't wait!! 💕 "@upandoutcomic I didn't see this tweet until now, but it's nothing to be embarrassed about! We got your back 💕💕💕" "@petrichorable If you ever wanna swap phone numbers for texting, HMU 💕💕" "@queer_queenie Time to change your name to ""Pay me, Buzzfeed"" looks like" @norintha That shit kept me from transitioning for over a decade. Blocked. "@SinWitchCirce I recognize it's hard for her. I can't imagine what she's going through. But it's her job to be better than this. Plus this is TEXT. You write ""Kevie"" then you EDIT IT BEFORE SENDING. HARD TO BE SYMPATHETIC TO SOMEONE WHO CAN'T GIVE ME THE BARE MINIMUM. Ugh." (And yes of COURSE I'D CALL YOU DADDY IF YOU ASKED DID YOU FORGET THE PART WHERE I'M A) TRANS AND B) NOT AN ASSHOLE?) Wow I'm even less stoked about seeing her on our road trip now. (Context: Connor is my brother who I've had a falling out with & have been trying to reconnect with for over a year) https://t.co/TiLS2P7Baq @liddytronic Agreed 100% @LizzyWyrd Mood "@Egoist_Ranger @GayAsFay Pure, wholesome content." @petrichorable Only if you feel comfortable. Once we meet in person you'll be locked into memory. You're part of the cool friends club now 😎😎😎 "@petrichorable If I hadn't recently been reminded of this account of yours last night back when you still had your face as your avatar, I'd be clueless as to who you are right now. :P" I'm on roughly week 6 of progesterone and my tits are * P O P P I N * @hotcistakes https://t.co/lRZPBUCYe6 (it's only 35 lbs this is ridiculous) (also yay) Transition update: The 35 lb tubs of kitty litter are all but impossible to lift while full. >_> "@AberantShard Not at the moment, no. Thanks for thinking of me, though! 💕" @AberantShard https://t.co/isuLgZMlQC "@ExistentialEnso ""I demand you talk to me!"" ""Okay, then I require that you watch this video first"" ""You can't demand me to do that!!""" @ExistentialEnso Refusing to bend your masculinity to own the libs "@ExistentialEnso That's a good rule, honestly." "@ExistentialEnso I know this is far from the primary concern, but it irks the fuck out of me that the narrative is that GRS involves removing the penis entirely. Cis people have no fucking idea how functional surgically crafted vaginas are." "@ZJemptv Not to sound like a massive lesbian, but girl dongs > guy dongs in general, tbh" @spacetwinks It me Leaving on our big gay road trip TODAY! I can't wait to see y'all! 💕 @ExistentialEnso Yuuuup! You are 💕💕 @AliceAvizandum @Ghazi_UmmayyadX https://t.co/5v92CzfyNT @SatanaKennedy THANK YOU "@MagsVisaggs I should have tried it sooner, honestly." @liddytronic Because ideologies based in ignorance against all evidence to the contrary always use projection as a last resort. @shaun_jen I can't even get schadenfreude off of this. I'm just furious at these people for voting for him in the first place. @AnalComrade https://t.co/n2HuNoqpcj "Fuck, remember planking?" "@TheCrankyWizard Thanks, love! 💕" @ZJemptv Someone's jealous "@ExistentialEnso ""No base to stand on""? The base is it's a trans person (and a ton of her trans friends, remember) saying something was transphobic. Literally what other base could their be? Like... I just... wat." @ExistentialEnso Their arguments are so fucking bizarre. I don't think they understand any of this at any level. It's really weird. "@emuchaton I mean, it IS canonical that Vader is bad at picking up signals. See: Attack of the Clones" New soft fren! Her name is Anora and she's extremely queer 💕 https://t.co/3HPSpNDqon @Cosmos_Cookie This is too adorably cute I can barely stand it <3 @skeletonspooky1 @Sharessan That piece was commissioned by the guy who wrote Ready Player One lol @hypnokittymaid Poor kitty. Wasn't there a reason you were all locked up though? :3 "@arthur_affect @BootlegGirl @loudpenitent @SoulOBrass No, it's not. Signed, a woman who's seen every MCU movie and counts GotG2 as her favorite." @queer_queenie He'd be 148 which sounds pretty rough. "@LucyDEire That... that's not real, right? I only ask because I can't glean any further context here." "@ConfusedSwitch Yes. But also the fact that atheism of the mid to late 00's mostly merged with anti-feminists, GGers and general right-wing assholes. People become atheists for the wrong reasons and then get suckered into hate movements." "@rCharlotteSmith WHOLESOME COMIC MADE FROM PURE, INNOCENT GIRL LOVE OMG" "In a perfect world, people would be atheists for compassionate reasons. The world we live in is far from perfect, though." @JenButtLewd but... you're not wearing a watch... @mspowahs What's worse is once I began transitioning I realized I DID have dysphoria but didn't realize it because my denial was so deep. So ALL that myth accomplished was keeping me from transitioning over a decade sooner. Fuck that bullshit. "@mspowahs I knew about trans people as early as 16/17 and I wanted to be a girl even earlier than that, but the myth that you have to have dysphoria to be trans kept me in denial until I was *29*." "Holy fuck am I glad I blocked you when you started Liking my transbian tweets and generally acting like a chaser. No one's entitled to sex, but rapey fuckers like you are entitled to even less. Enjoy. https://t.co/cWR41RWZPL" "@ExistentialEnso ""Look at me not caring! I don't caaaaaaaare!""" "And if you're STILL thinking ""But... I *do* care!"" Care about what, exactly? Care about who? I have extreme trouble believing you actually give a shit about us and yet refuse to listen us." "And even if they sincerely believe that transphobia is bad, as a trans person I'm here to tell you: If you dismiss out of hand our assessment on what is and isn't transphobic, you don't need to die on that hill. Just tell us you don't fucking care and stop wasting our time." @ZJemptv I'm a famously big cuddler so yes please "Why is it cis bigots are so quick to say their transphobic actions aren't transphobic when it's obvious they don't think transphobia is very important? Their response when being called transphobic should be ""Who cares?"" if they want to be morally consistent." @ExistentialEnso Let's all take a moment to remember that this is all because Ethan made a literal toilet joke and can't take mild criticism. This is how far down the rabbit hole we've come. @rCharlotteSmith NEVER "@ExistentialEnso Hey turns out even if we take them at their word it still doesn't undo how transphobic that was. Imagine if the world actually worked that way. Literally no systematic injustice could be overcome because there's always at least one ""_____ friend"" that says it's fine." "Hmmmm I wonder who Peter could be talking about here? 🤔 Seriously though I've said this before but when used as a pejorative, ""offended"" is about as useful a term as ""SJW"" or ""hipster."" That is to say, it's a pathetic dodge to shut down the conversation. https://t.co/B5JNlfU9Ni" "@rCharlotteSmith Not financially, no. I mean I get that NO website with ads wants the ""support"" of ad blocking users, I'm just commenting on how silly it is to think anyone actually white lists websites after being told that instead of just saying ""Fuck off"" and leaving." @ZJemptv Big mood @therussianlunch @anarchopupgirl https://t.co/69KdoqA0gI @Anarcho_Vampire @AraAraLadyGrey honestly same https://t.co/iPF0DT54oG "UM, YES PLEASE https://t.co/0KqHsRthnR" @thestrangedave @ZJemptv honestly same @ZJemptv Whenever I take a nap I can always count on my kitty Takkun to be my snuggle buddy for the duration 💕 "@s0ftg4m3r Even though Meowth is voice by someone else now, she defined how he was portrayed in the dub! I consider the English dub Meowth to be Maddie's character for that reason. Meowth is ours <3" @merzb0w @puppychan48 Multi-headed furs are the best tbh "@spectra_belle Yeah the core narrative of that movie is DEEPLY flawed, but I love Judy as a character so much. The only good cops are Judy and Prowl :V (They're still pigs, actually)" "@spectra_belle Nope! Her only Revoltech™ joint is her neck, as it turns out! Added bonus imo!" """It's called a hustle, sweetheart."" https://t.co/jxXkBEuo6a" @dogsokaywooof OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT FRY SAUCE WTF "@Richie5139999 Yep, someone I follow retweeted it. btw I'm not like, blaming you or saying you shouldn't have tweeted it or anything. I think it's super clever, actually!" @ComradeCallie I love you Callie! 💕 "This kind of picture is why I really wish loss.jpg wasn't about a miscarriage. I love weird art like this. This will be the last time I RT anything loss-related, I just wanted to share this one as a great example why I was entertained by the meme. https://t.co/LqrKOBYWqL" @EllieODaire Putting ketchup on hot dogs is sacrilege :P "@petercoffin I used to defend him when he'd talk about how science fiction films are ""wrong"" because I felt that he wasn't saying they were bad, just using popular culture to educate people, which I admire. This is just yelling at kids to get off his lawn, though." "@queer_queenie And a furry, apparently :V" "@EllieODaire I like them at the same time when I eat corndogs, but in my experience the tastes don't mix well. Doesn't taste bad, just doesn't mix well." I love it when Mr. Show is relevant: https://t.co/wprGpMC7da Also known as thousand island dressing minus the relish https://t.co/ivAw9EoSVA "@emuchaton The same thing we do every night, Pinky" @Waffliesinyofac I have that too! :3 "@spectra_belle I'm sure to G1 purests it's frustrating that Swoop's the odd man out, but that blue is so iconically him imo" He's by far the most fun of the five Dinobots! Everything slots into place and the transformation is incredibly satisfying. https://t.co/aw37iLATbT "I prefer Swoop in blue, but apparently nobody told the toy photography people they were doing the cartoon colors, lol https://t.co/mcZPweOJdy" @ZJemptv Sounds more like the parents were emotionally harmed 🤔 "@norintha It does! Makes life worth living, honestly." "It's either the HRT or the live-in pet dream life, but yes, I AM a lot happier. It's nice that my friends are noticing. :3" "While riding in the car on a girl's night out with two of my best friends (both cis) Kat & Meagan, Kat, who hadn't seen me for about 7 months as she lives in another state mentioned to me, ""You seem a LOT happier"" ""Who, me?"" I asked ""YES"" they both said in unison." @ashleyplaysftl gosh I hope so~ @ComradeCallie Mistress calls me Kitten too! :3 Wearing a collar: 💕 Wearing a collar with a lock so ONLY Mistress can remove it: 😳💕💦😍💞💜❤️♥️💦💦 """Please white list this site on your ad blocker"" is one of those sentences in English that doesn't mean exactly what it says. It actually means ""Please leave this site forever and support our competitors instead.""" "@SteampunkPenny 💕💦😍💦💕 Oh yes, Mistress!" @dogsokaywooof Hibernation sickness > dysphoria tbh where do I sign up Genital dysphoria basically has an open invitation that I didn't ask for or authorize to fuck with me whenever it wants for a bare minimum of two years due to waiting lists and I'm not sure how I'm gonna manage it until then @PhoinixArt I'd be feeling the same I bet. I'm so happy for you! 💕 "@upandoutcomic That's a good idea. Ideally all art should come from a place of passion, and if you have the opportunity to follow your muse, you should do so without hesitation. I haven't had the energy to draw much for almost a year now. I hope I get some kind of passion for it back :/" @PhoinixArt OMG congrats!! "@Lookin4Serenity Somehow I didn't even notice that, lol Again, whatever they tell themselves to sleep at night." @InnerPartisan Popular opinion: Babies are disgusting in general @InnerPartisan I used to work at a humane society: They're poop machines. Arguably disgusting :P "#peaktrans is a result of TERFs being obsessed with us & desiring an inventive way to OPENLY mock us & hopefully get other cis people to agree with them. Even if you bigots were in the right (you're not), you shouldn't be surprised when the bullied fight back against the bullies" "I'm sure the TERFs are equating our co-opting of #peaktrans with us ""invading women's spaces"" (an intentionally misleading premise of theirs that implies certain women should be excluded from women's spaces), but #peaktrans was designed to mock us. Don't get all righteous over it" "Not to say you're all a hive mind of course, but if the response is overwhelmingly negative I'd like to change my behavior." Need some feedback from my enby peeps: Am I leaving y'all behind when I argue that differentiating between sex & gender is wrong? I think that claiming they're different leaves the door open for needless dehumanization. I am not a male woman. I would say your sex is also enby. @BootlegGirl @Scrawful @hyperdriveprof Season 2 has the best Nomi episodes. Please don't let the androgen thing (which I honestly don't even remember) scare you away "@Viviomana I would say that your sex is non-binary, but as a binary trans woman I'm out of my lane, so I'll drop it. Do you understand what I'm saying though? Just because I'm agreeing with a statement (but not the reasoning or justification) of TERFs shouldn't be reason to cling to that." @BootlegGirl @Scrawful @hyperdriveprof The what? "@Viviomana Sex is gender. Differentiating the two leaves room for dehumanizing of trans people. I am not a male woman. Note that when I say ""sex"" I don't mean ""assigned sex."" I was assigned male at birth, my gender is female, and my sex is also female. And I'm NOT agreeing with TERFs" @hyperdriveprof @BootlegGirl @Scrawful Hire an all-POC cast Technically it would still be yellow and brown face being directed by white people but surely it'd be slightly better? I dunno. I love Cloud Atlas too but Sense8 feels like a much better and far less problematic stab at the same basic message. "@Viviomana They're right, though. You can't change sex. I'm a trans woman and my sex is female." Yeah that's right. We know there's only like 200 of you sickos out there. It's a really common tactic of Right-leaning (read: wrong side of history) ideologies to artificially inflate their numbers. You're not fooling anyone and you will lose in the long run. #peaktrans is being a minority that just wants to exist in peace #peakTERF is being an even smaller minority that's obsessed with geting rid of the previously mentioned minority by any means necessary "*specifically, not specially, but fuck it" TERFs: *invent the term/hashtag #peaktrans specially to mock us* Trans people: *successfully co-opts it for our own awesomely queer use* TERFs: Look at these ridiculous weirdos trying to take our hashtag Trans people: lol TERFs: BULLY!!! ALSO YOU'RE CLICHE!! STOP BULLYING ME Eyebrows all waxed up and gorgeous for the sexy gay road trip! https://t.co/eQznoaASDg @LucyDEire hopefully it's cool that I didn't block your name out? I'll delete if you ask "#peaktrans is having TERFs project so hard onto you, you wonder if it's intentional. Sure sweetie, *we're* the cliche bullies. Whatever let's you sleep at night. https://t.co/RU6DRiW679" "@SarahSpartacus @LucyDEire Yes, you are" @OneLameShark I can quote tweet and signal boost it Having a good selfie day at the pharmacy 💕 https://t.co/M2xgwSOnrF @ChappellTracker @SteeliestLlama I kind of want/need one of those too tbh @Nascentransgirl Water s'port... ...classes Dinosaur necklace! https://t.co/ijz69Db3jH Hey look it's #PeakDunningKruger https://t.co/EqZbCKm3br "@almafeta I've played for just under 400 hours since the game released. But I've also had to pay about $60 during every event they've had to catch up every time. So, something maybe more like 800 hours might've been enough." "Well, it's official. I finally have every skin in Overwatch (minus most of the OWL skins because fuck that). For a while there I didn't think it wise to spend my hard-earned coins on characters I never played, so it took a while to get all the core game skins." "*But Kat this is main"" SHE LITERALLY PEES ON PEOPLE TO HEAL THEM, SHARRON" "Mmmm yes perfect Pee on me, mommy~ https://t.co/LYeVSbkqdI" That I was cis https://t.co/N3QX3zy7da I have no doubt we'll be noticing connections like this for years to come. @rianjohnson created an incredibly satisfying 8th chapter to the saga that is contender for best Star Wars movie of all time. https://t.co/XrXOqZlk1x @CaseyExplosion Yeah I wondered if this was a co-opting campaign against TERFs. Why don't we try that more often? It's a great idea. @SlaveEllie @ADirtyTrans Oh wait I'll be there in person @SlaveEllie @ADirtyTrans Ass eating :3 "@NeitherNora I met Mistress through a connection I made through my (extremely straight) ex. In some ways my life is that much better for not transitioning any sooner. One can't help but wish for more time as one's authentic self, though." @Ananarkitten Mine wasn't. @NeitherNora *he wasn't very helpful @NeitherNora Shit like that has a way of making trans kids feel extremely alienated. "@NeitherNora When I was in middle school (1999 or thereabouts) at a friend's birthday slumber party, I asked his older brother how GRS for trans women even worked. I think the subject was brought up by him as an adolescent off-handed joke, but I pressed further in fascination. He wasn't very" "All that's to say that this interaction with my mom wasn't me thinking ""I know I'm trans and I need GRS, so as soon as I'm free I'm coming out to her and getting it!"" There was still YEARS of denial left in store for me." "Because while I call some things from back then dysphoria NOW, it's only after years of reflection that I can say that. This is one of the lesser-talked about reasons for reminding people that you don't need dysphoria to be trans. Eventually that fact made its way to me." "I legitimately believed that I was a cishet man who just happened to want a vagina and boobs and, where money not an issue, would get them installed immediately. That's how lost down the ""You must have dysphoria to be trans"" rabbit hole I was." "After re-reading this it occurs to me that I didn't properly convey a really important aspect of this story. Both before and after this interaction, I didn't think this was something I needed. At best, I thought it was something I could buy as a *luxury*" "@ExistentialEnso Once you realize capitalism is kinda the source of what's fucked us over as a species, in some ways politics gets a lot less interesting. Every villain we've previously pointed to is just a symptom of a much larger problem." "Every trans person's favorite thought experiment is ""What small thing could you go back in time and change to help you transition sooner?""" "I wish I had kept trying to talk to her about it. Knowing how she's reacted now suggests she might've actually gotten me the help I so desperately needed, which would've led to me transitioning years if not a decade sooner." "Her reaction told me that, at least while I was stuck living there, I'd get no support from her if I pursued such a thing. That was the last time I brought it up with her until I came out to her in the spring of 2017, several months after I finally admitted to myself I was trans" "Unfortunately, her next words were describing in detail how GRS for trans women works in such a way that implied as a given that it was gross and/or scary. ""They turn it inside out like a sock.""" "This could have lead to me slowly taking the subject further, ideally to ""I really want GRS,"" which was about all my dysphoria could effectively communicate to me at the time." "If I recall I was talking to her about an online friend of mine who was trans and getting ready to have GRS done. I felt a strong urge to see how far I could take the subject. If memory serves I said something to the effect of ""I've always been fascinated by the idea""" "The latter half of the 00's decade was a haze of dysphoria and depression, but I know that sometime between 2006 and 2011 I attempted to come out as trans to my mom. Her reaction caused me to bury those feelings back down for the better part of a decade." @ExistentialEnso The comments are a goddamn clusterfuck how have you not gone into protected mode yet @Lord_Kristine Basically required for any dinosaur-loving gals :3 @Valkyrie497 This guy knows what up tbh "My friend Kat is in town from California and while we were out shopping today she got me this awesome necklace and these adorable earrings! Now I guess I HAVE to get my ears pierced, don't I? :P https://t.co/Wmx5SC6waW" @OneLameSharkPM Hopefully it's not permanent. :/ @OneLameSharkPM Oh my god why on earth were you shadowbanned? D: @TransitionL83 It looks lovely on you! 💕💕 @AdmiralTofu #JusticeForTuvix @ADirtyTrans Fair How is this thread so popular lol @KentabooRex ? Bun waifu get! https://t.co/Eq4Zyck1Hj @MagsVisaggs Fuck yeah 💕💕 @SteampunkPenny OMG THANK YOU MISTRESS!!! 💕💕💕 @merzb0w New lock screen! @queer_queenie Literally disaster lesbian Been really feeling Orisa lately in Quick Play matches. Her bullets pack a wallop and her shield is hardly ever on cooldown. @CaseyExplosion Fingers crossed for this happening to me. My shoulders are so wide X_x @strangeofgalway @LucyDEire Start blocking them now before they make your life hell. @FaithNaff I was so afraid to refer to myself as a girl or a lesbian for months after coming out. It does get easier! @Digital_Nex @RationalDis https://t.co/k9nQ6dhIem #peaktrans is planning a 2 week long road trip where there will ridiculous amounts of incredibly gay sex with other trans girls you met through Trans Twitter @00d4n1 @Anarcho_Vampire Big mood "@00d4n1 Yeah it doesn't exactly make sense narratively. Only on a character by character basis. Fun to speculate, tho" "@00d4n1 I swear there's an argument for all of their kids being trans. (Tina has been transitioning for a bit already, is all)" @ExistentialEnso https://t.co/eYEgJIz2XY @ItsJenFunFolks *offers hugs* sleep well 💕 I want to be way more into butt stuff than I am. @rCharlotteSmith same tho @ADirtyTrans @Valentine__Vale Sounds like it tbh @TransitionL83 @norintha @ItsJenFunFolks Omg there are such plans~ @ItsJenFunFolks @TransitionL83 @norintha It's gonna be p gay tbh @TransitionL83 @norintha @ItsJenFunFolks One more week and you can do that again~ """Me Volcanicus miss Swoop..."" https://t.co/4mIVZ58o8f" Everybody walk the dinosaur https://t.co/5adUzokvZe "Open the door, get on the floor https://t.co/7MfuKVwz1T" "@deathpigeon He turns his enemies to chum and then feeds that to his allies when empowered with the essence of Megatronus (aka The Fallen, basically the Transformers devil)." Gross! https://t.co/9KH4IbjuG1 Shark monster friend! https://t.co/Z0WLijsoXo Oh my god watching Arin kill all the Gibdos in the well is torture. He's so impatient and clearly just wants it over with. I'm seeing my favorite Zelda game being ruined by someone who doesn't even want to play it. :/ "@incantatricks Living the dream, sounds like" "@SteampunkPenny Oh my, a lock? 😳" "@neilcic God is weak to skis, so Gadget" @ComradeCallie more like gaymers @GayAsFay CUTIE!! 💕💕 @ASecretRobin omg they're so big and squishy! Not my most graceful PotG but it's been a while since I got one with Tracer https://t.co/snbsipxTJB @ExistentialEnso lol okay he's the criticism police what even is this response @FinalBossFemme Lol they did that with me too @emuchaton Hungry Hungry Hormones @Lord_Kristine 1. It takes a lot of meat and time to produce 2. Yes 3. Almost certainly 4. Those packets aren't exactly toxic. They'll just dry your mouth out extremely quickly which can cause choking. @sweatergirlHana I love that Ana died by my trap while I was doing it <3 Aiming's overrated 💣🐭💣 https://t.co/NpsgSVEVMh "Hey I happened to catch this total at exactly 1,400. Neat! https://t.co/IFqDD0MXro" @robynkanner They're absolutely right! And we don't care because that's completely irrelevant. @GayAsFay I'M ON MY WAY https://t.co/Jkede9LtyC "@MarcyAugust While you played your Soldiers, I studied the Rat 🐭" "Not sure why my games have been so bad lately, but you can't claim I'm not pulling my weight. 💣🐭💣 https://t.co/RODiPsaQLm" "@abdicated_queen Even if Buckley was a tone deaf douche about how he chose to convey that moment in his life, that's still a real, innocent woman caught in the meme crosshairs." "@abdicated_queen As an artist that loves weird art, I really like the creative ways others have hidden it in other pictures or in some cases even accidentally found that pattern occurring in random places, but I can't get past the what that the original comic was dealing with." @SlaveEllie hot :3 Getting really tired of winning what feels like 10% of my games in quick play. I might not be great at Overwatch but I'm not THAT bad. "Ho fuck I'm almost to 1,500 followers how did this even happen" "I'm going to be muting this thread. Thank you for sharing it, but I've already seen too many cis people try to argue with me about this. If you don't want to listen to a trans woman explain how poorly trans women are portrayed in media, fine, but I don't have to listen to it." @queer_queenie https://t.co/r5S2VyJJAG @queer_queenie Well usually I like to reply to stuff and depending on the thread it can be a nice ego boost to continually see the number of notifications go up. I'm just so fucking tired of clueless cis people racing to give me their hot takes about how trans people are portrayed in media. "Okay, that tweet as reach 1k Likes. For my own mental health I might have to mute it soon. There's already been too many cis men poking their heads in with their opinions." Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck mansplaining aaaaaahdsjkgshgsfrdhlkjs "@JonKline @deathpigeon @AnOutburst Appealing to capitalism is not a good way to defend ""artistic"" choices." "@JonKline @deathpigeon @AnOutburst Be as non-confrontational as you like, it's still shitty to argue with someone of a marginalized identity about how they're marginalized. I hope that wasn't your intent, which is why I'm explaining this to you instead of just blocking you." "@JonKline @deathpigeon @AnOutburst I frankly don't give a shit what you think? You're free to do whatever the hell you want as a story teller and again, as an artist I respect that. I'm a trans person telling you what transphobia is, take it or leave it. As trans women we're pretty used to cis men leaving it." "HOOO BOY do I love repeating myself over and over in that ""Don't cast cis men as trans women"" thread. REMEMBER: ""The problem is the message this sends, the assumptions it reinforces, and the work it takes from actual trans women actors."" Just... stop. https://t.co/TSjJ0ao7hr" @plees13 Please refer to the following thread https://t.co/KwSftH5j4Z @JonKline @deathpigeon @AnOutburst Go ahead and shoot for conflict and impact. As an artist I can respect that abstractly. You're still part of the problem if you cast cis men as trans women. Period. "@JonKline @deathpigeon @AnOutburst ""The problem is the message this sends, the assumptions it reinforces, and the work it takes from actual trans women actors."" https://t.co/TSjJ0ao7hr" "@GayAsFay Terrible that they have ""Mistress"" and not ""owned""" @deathpigeon @AnOutburst (Careful. You might get flooded with examples of non-trans feminine characters that even when added up don't really dismiss your point -_-) "@AnastasiaDucs @AlleeCatBlues That's a false dichotomy. The experiences can be different among trans people and also difficult to portray convincingly. More to the point though, none of that matters. Please see the tweet I sent you hours ago that you ignored." "@deathpigeon @AnOutburst Yeah I debated going into the complicated notion of passing but, you're right, it's not super helpful to only cast trans women like Jamie Clayton in trans female roles either. I opted to not go into that tangent and just keep it simple for any cis people reading, but good point." @ConfusedSwitch The purpose is they're cute 💕 "@NotoriousUIG Trans women ""start out as a man"" in the same way they mean when they say it. It's not great to frame it like that, but even if we did that's a poor argument." Adults when I was a kid: You have such long eyelashes! It's a shame you're a boy! Present day me: *laughs in trans* @mosswyrm I know my dragons :3 "I haven't seen Dude Where's My Car since it was in theaters and one of the few scenes I can remember is the one that involves a trans woman. If memory serves, it was horrendously transmisic (because of course it was). That shit scars young trans girls for life & it's not funny." FUN FACT: Ace Ventura is cited as one of the MOST transphobic portrayals of a trans woman and that's possibly the one example of a cis woman playing a trans woman that any 90's kid will be able to rattle off. It was done to increase shock value. And it was awful. "YES, it's of course worse if a cis man does it. It doesn't fucking help to belabor the idea of a cis woman doing it. Let's please skip the half step and just hire trans women. Fuck." If someone brings up one more goddamn example of a cis woman portraying a trans women in a movie or tv show I'm just going to delete the damn tweet where I even mentioned the idea. THAT'S NOT THE POINT. LET TRANS PEOPLE (NOT CIS PEOPLE) PORTRAY TRANS PEOPLE. "Now don't get me wrong, Skylanders Spyro is not a BAD design, but that's a different fucking character. That's a redesign from the ground up. This is like comparing Zilla to Godzilla. I'm just really glad the old Spyro is back." "I love that Spyro has his old look back. Those expressive eyebrow ridges and the soft, almost polygonal planes that shape his face is some really slick character design and this is SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIS SKYLANDERS PORTRAYAL AAAAAAAH https://t.co/6QHuLlmJA4" Cute https://t.co/5HHivSt7Cp @norintha @SlaveEllie @SteampunkPenny omg this was adorable to read I love you both! :3 There's no way I'll be able to avoid owning another pit bull before I die. My last one was technically my ex's and I miss having that boundless energy and personality in the house... @strangeofgalway That's fair. Chosen family is far more important anyway. @strangeofgalway Boy is he gonna be surprised :D "One of the Beanie Babies on my grail list is Caw the crow, and it turns out he's still going for around $50 or so which kinda makes me want him more tbh. That's rare for a Beanie in 2018 to hold that kind of value. I'm guessing he was a very early retiree in the line. https://t.co/wnjDEPVKhN" "@Valentine__Vale I'm even willing to chalk it up to honest cluelessness (that's how I was at like, 19 or so) but it doesn't make it any less uncomfortable." "@Valentine__Vale I haven't sold art at a con since coming out. If I ever go back, I'm not looking forward to this >_< It's especially shitty since you need all the business you can get. It's hard to make money if you yell at every gross cishet guy hitting on you..." @ABlondPanda Cishet relationships sound complicated "Wow, only a 3 month turn around from theaters to home video. That's pretty cool! https://t.co/6PlZIvwza1" "One of my favorite ways to sum up how I feel about sex & who I like to have it with is ""Sharing orgasms with friends"" Sex to me doesn't have to carry the weight others assign to it, but it IS special & feels great & I like to give the people I care about gifts that feel great 💕" @SteampunkPenny Can confirm: It hurts so good 💕 "@deathpigeon Possibly. I assumed orange read it right, but just wanted someone who wasn't an irrational SJW to go with them on that hypothetical ""what if"" & lay out why it wouldn't work rather than flatly say ""They should never do this"" as if neither I nor purple thought about this already." @deathpigeon Possibly. I dunno I just assumed they were trying to be a pedantic centrist about it. """Finally someone starts to talk sense"" says the person who apparently didn't even look that hard." "Protip if I link to my own tweet in reply to something, there's a chance I'm at least a little miffed that I had to repeat myself." "Love it when a self-described ""social injustice warrior"" (in the orange) slides into my notifications to play devil's advocate when I already fucking addressed this point in the thread the tweet they're replying to is part of. https://t.co/nhwKihtibq" @AnastasiaDucs @FrillyHyena @AlleeCatBlues https://t.co/e8HiOqUGiI Stuffie > plushie @Jennimason0990 That's a very good point! "Everyone in my life previously would've said it was weird. My mom, my entire family, my ex... It feels so amazing to be so loved completely 💕💕💕" I've discovered that I am a big fan of choking Mistress got me to girl gasm immediately with it *whines* I am very much a puddle rn 💦😍💦 @SteampunkPenny Nice I've blocked enough ads they're trying other languages on me https://t.co/QM9lU65SIO @ZJemptv @ADubiousPronoun Happy anniversary! 💕💕 @SatanaKennedy OMG yes 💕 @rCharlotteSmith Holy shit Not sure what mailing list I'm on that led to me getting Homestuck-related emails in 2018 but here we are I guess https://t.co/1K5LFaULzu @rCharlotteSmith His speech style is so hard to read. What's going on exactly? "Me: Would it be weird for me to bring Tabitha (my stuffed t-rex) on the trip? Mistress: Why would you be different in public than you are in private? I love you just the way you are, Kitten! 💕💜😳💜💕" "@VeraThoris I mean, kinda accurate :P" "Kat, the girl who got her bottom surgery I'd read that https://t.co/GbLZY8dZGK" "@queer_queenie @Anarcho_Vampire @GayAsFay You joke, but that's more or less what being a sex-positive polyam transbian has been like for me so far :V" @Anarcho_Vampire @GayAsFay I love my gal pals so much you might even say I was gay for them. @GayAsFay Just gals being pals @joshroby That's what I thought but I wanted to make sure. @ExistentialEnso Cishet white dudes conflate criticism with censorship because they've been raised to think they should be above criticism. @WazowskiHdez No apology necessary <3 "I ask because without even realizing it, in an earlier tweet I said ""trans women actors"" and someone pointed out that it should be actresses. It's caused me to wonder if I should still do this." "I'd like some feedback on this. I've used ""actor"" as a gender neutral term for many years now because I felt it was the right thing to do. The term ""actress"" felt like it needlessly put women into a secondary category. Does that check out? Should I change this behavior?" "@WazowskiHdez No, I use the term actor to be gender neutral because it should be." @charllandsberg A trans woman's gender: Female A trans woman's sex: Female "Dragon design idea: Instead of having bat-like wings, their wings should resemble that of a pterosaur. Not only would it look cool but it'd be slightly more believable evolutionarily." "(Had to delete the previous version of the above tweet that said that you ""never"" see a cis woman cast a trans women. I should know to never say the word ""never"" online)" "(Also note that you very rarely see a cis woman cast as a trans women, which further emphasizes that this is done out of transphobia and not some challenge for talented actors or something like that)" "@JenDurbent I'm not a huge fan of giving ammunition to pedants who want to argue my main point, but you're not wrong, and it was incorrect of me to say that it's never been done." "@JenDurbent I knew when I was writing that tweet: Never ever say something has ""never"" been done on the internet." "@ContraPoints Honestly, same." "Could a really good cis male actor study up enough to portray a trans woman flawlessly? In theory, I suppose. That's the ideal of acting, isn't it? The problem is the message this sends, the assumptions it reinforces, and the work it takes from actual trans women actors." "@queermel I realize I worded it a bit awkwardly, but my point was the even the production staff that hasn't been there since the beginning probably have a relationship with Azaria & respect him a lot, which might explain why they feel the need to defend Apu? I dunno. It's weird either way." "One of the reasons why cis men are usually hired to portray trans women is because studios want the character to be obviously trans, and to them that means ""Man acting like a woman."" That should tell you all you need to know about why trans women are tired of seeing this. https://t.co/iVTWQni9Xz" "@queermel Hank himself should be the one taking lead here, but AFAIK he's staying silent." "@queermel I mean, Hank Azaria is still voicing Apu. And I'm pretty sure the entire cast make millions off it at this point. There's probably some combination of hero worship, honest-to-god friendships, money = power, and/or wanting to justify the expense." "So I think what's going on is if you start a tweet with an @, it only shows up in the ""Tweets & replies"" tab but for some reason not the ""Tweets"" tab. Weird." @GayAsFay aaaaaaaaaa your voice is so cute!!! 💕 Except pretend WB was still producing racist cartoons in 2018. That's the reason everyone's not taking The Simpsons' bullshit excuse. https://t.co/X237EuLov2 "I'm aware at least the second one exists though, because I got Likes and comments on it. Weird." "That weird glitch where my own recent tweets aren't showing up on my Twitter (like, my home page I guess you call it?) but recent retweets are. Pretty sure my anecdote about getting gendered correctly at McD's was posted twice." "@deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith Not for a few weeks, unfortunately. I'm going on a 2 week road trip with Mistress on Saturday." @deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith I'M ALREADY BACK AT HOME BUT LUCKILY SHE'S @'D RIGHT NOW "@Captain_V_Smith & I got breakfast at McDonald's this morning & the woman in the drive through referred to us as ladies! I'm getting gendered correctly almost more than incorrectly lately & it's super weird! Weird in the best fucking way, but weird nonetheless." @ExistentialEnso Cis people always think cis people are experts on trans people when they're not even experts on gender. Not to be super catty but I usually get more Likes on selfies. Makes me worried this haircut isn't doing it. >_> More shots~ https://t.co/W4nb0zYrJj "@Captain_V_Smith was kind enough to give me a much-needed haircut. It was mostly just a trim with new bangs, but I like it! 💕 https://t.co/MLEmmZA0Vv" @spectra_belle @WynneCluster lol https://t.co/7Mi4y4scEh @spectra_belle @WynneCluster It only counts direct replies. The other replies are branching off of my reply. "@WynneCluster @spectra_belle Yes. Okay, that explains it. Who is it?" "@spectra_belle @WynneCluster So yeah, probably someone who's protected. Note the number 2 in the replies count. I'm the only one who replied directly to that tweet. Everyone else replied to one of my replies. https://t.co/fB5nyLdr5g" "@spectra_belle No, because I see you everywhere else. Is it you?" Someone else replied to the first tweet in this thread. You're in protected mode and I can't see you or your reply. I don't know why people do that. "Also much like with sports people will just fill their timelines with livetweeting commentary that usually doesn't include the word ""wrestling."" That kind of assumption that we're all watching the same thing really irks me." "Really wish I could mute the word ""wrestling"" but it's not always used to mean the entertainment kind, ie, ""I've been wrestling with this problem for a while.""" Friend offered to give me a haircut today and I've been spending all morning mentally preparing myself. I feel really stressed out and I'm not sure I have the spoons for it? We'll see. "@WynneCluster To me that's new and exciting. Never seen a legendary look like this, especially if it's an event legendary." @WynneCluster Reminds me more of a Gen III Pokemon. I completely disagree that it looks like a normal Legendary. Looks more like the final stage of some starter Pokemon. I like the design personally. @lychaxo @ExistentialEnso https://t.co/zaxhHJqTVe @sarahlicity https://t.co/sRXDyYLkXR @ForeverFrskyFox It's over forever now Practicing self care https://t.co/xH4Z5HbvA3 @TransitionL83 Mood @Anarcho_Vampire That's a good way to put it. I feel similarly. "@TrancewithMe I get what you're saying. Honestly it was very affirming to read that, thank you 💕💕" @hypnokittymaid @JenButtLewd @Anarcho_Vampire @rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi @ItsJenFunFolks @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade @vamphours I love your belly button ring!! @JenButtLewd @vamphours @hypnokittymaid @Anarcho_Vampire @rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi @ItsJenFunFolks @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade Thirstwave is rarely expected How it's possible to be both a trans person with dysphoria and an exhibitionist is one of the universe's greatest mysteries @transwitchlexi @Anarcho_Vampire @ItsJenFunFolks @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade @vamphours @hypnokittymaid I have an AD account I never use lol @NSalamanderFW @Anarcho_Vampire @ItsJenFunFolks @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @transwitchlexi @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade @vamphours As a fellow exhibitionist: Liar :P @FairlyLip @transwitchlexi @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Anarcho_Vampire @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade Power move @transwitchlexi @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Anarcho_Vampire @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade It's a well known fact subs are terrible liars :P @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @ItsJenFunFolks @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @transwitchlexi @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Anarcho_Vampire @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade (Also nice sneaking dril in there) @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @ItsJenFunFolks @00Himesaurus00 @cassie_complex @Drommels_YT @transwitchlexi @FairlyLip @KCWasTaken @queer_queenie @dril @sarahlicity @Anarcho_Vampire @Cosmos_Cookie @00d4n1 @0LilFlower0 @Queer_Kara @Pixeljade Thanks love! 💕💕 (Pretty sure I'm already following most of them lol) @AnnalisaIIKG @rCharlotteSmith Making plans to have my balls cut off to own the libs @BrianSp23402150 @PennyOaken Love to see ads in my notifications. Blocked. @PygmentBlue @k3vk4 @HPLehkonen Please untag me @ExistentialEnso Justin's pathetic excuse for blocking you sounded like fear to me. He could see you don't let go when stuff like this happens. "@ExistentialEnso ""No telling when"" sounds like he originally wrote ""No telling when she might fly off the handle"" but then he realized he didn't want his notifications to blow up like Ethan's did." @ExistentialEnso This reads as either extreme sarcasm or infantilizing. We know the real reason is he's friends with Ethan. We're not stupid. @Atkinson72R Whole lotta fuckin' going on in those con rooms :V @rCharlotteSmith big mood @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks Doesn't make it any less 😍💕💦💕 I'm just so sick of bad Widowmakers playing on Attack. @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks 😍💕💦💕 @Lord_Kristine I believe the end credits to The Amanda Show is literally just Spyro music as well. "@NyxWorldOrder When the heroes are escaping the bad guys in a Star Wars movie, there are ALWAYS convenient coincidences. Part of why they're so fun." @cambrian_era Luckily the far superior Weird Al version is remembered by more people at this point :V @rCharlotteSmith why hello yes I am a massive transbian and this is relevant to my interests @Kitty_Cosmos This is the bestworst problem to have :P @estrusflask That's why I said Dunning–Kruger effect. He thinks he understands it all perfectly to the point that it's old and tired. "If you reply to a quote tweet of mine Please of the love of god untag me Without fail it's always someone saying something that I'm not comfortable being @'ed in. It's your thing you have with the OP, don't leave me tagged." "During the discourse yesterday when Ethan's fans were quote tweeting me, one of them called me a virgin. The easiest way to let a transbian know you're full of shit is to imply they've never had sex. My dude do you have any idea how thirsty we are smh" @estrusflask Yeah he's the one lol "Siri, show me the Dunning–Kruger effect in tweet form https://t.co/Jr93KDLIU9" @AnaMardoll Oh god @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte are you okay lol When Mistress snaps her fingers down near her hips and I obediently kneel for her 😍💕💦💕💦😍 @SteampunkPenny @ButtGoblin666 Yeah that person often leaves weird comments on my threads too. "My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex https://t.co/zOCBIW3SIC" @neilcic That might be the most Neil Cicierega thing you've ever said and I love it. @emuchaton Emu I am as smooth as a gay slug and it's all thanks to you :3 @XylariaVG @rCharlotteSmith Spoilers: Much of that can already be achieved with the right domme~ "@XylariaVG @rCharlotteSmith Yessssssss, let the kink flow" @destroyeroftroy Much better (and more accurate) name 💕 @destroyeroftroy zit buddies! (ew?) @XylariaVG OMG IT WORKS @XylariaVG ctrl+enter? @destroyeroftroy lol same https://t.co/PGNRQygWeF @XylariaVG For point number one: You can still type stream of consciousness. You just hit send AFTER reading the whole thing and fixing what didn't work. It's what I do. :V For point two: That's fair. "I don't understand why so often I see really big accounts very clearly not using the threading function Twitter has. They just update the thread bit by bit. Threading makes it easier to lay out your thoughts before committing to an un-editable tweet, and helps you catch typos." @emuchaton Every time I lay down to shave in the shower to shave I think of your advice tbh "@thelindsayellis The difference between your older stuff and your recent stuff is palpable even to some of us, I think. I can certainly feel the difference." @ComradeCallie lol what is this "@AnaMardoll Presumably someone asked ""How can we make IQ measurements even less scientific and way more dangerous?""" @rCharlotteSmith @ComradeCallie I mean who doesn't Gay sub feels https://t.co/vWVGi5sXVp "It's depressing how often I have to type ""slurs in chat"" in the report window in Overwatch. And even more depressing that I've yet to receive correspondence that anything has been done about it." @petercoffin Nothing that man says means anything. He just makes noises or throws out letters until powerful people or voters respect him. "@alex75346 @ExistentialEnso Why is there a ""no"" at the beginning of your sentence" @rCharlotteSmith @Anarcho_Vampire https://t.co/gr3NwF0Yhx @dogsokaywooof (sidenote the Moira gifs on Twitter are kinda garbage) @dogsokaywooof Who says I was playing Mercy? https://t.co/tdf5E2ftrJ "Spending an entire quick play match in Overwatch asking someone to roll a fucking tank and not even getting as snarky response much less a tank is how you throw a match. (I was the healer, for reference. Otherwise I'd do it)" "@ClockworkQTDoll Yeah, hype comes from a very real place, but when you're not included in it it can feel very exclusionary. Sense8 is a difficult show to not overhype b/c Netflix has treated it so poorly due to poor viewing numbers. So there's this sense that we need to entice more ppl to watch" @ClockworkQTDoll Well hopefully you come away with a largely positive one! I know that letting the hype of a show exist in one's mind for too long before seeing it can often lead to disappointment. @ClockworkQTDoll Let us know what you think! @ComradeCallie Fucking goddess do I love to get bitten~ "@liddytronic I've been in one for months and it still blows my mind. It's a great realization, isn't it? 💕" @rCharlotteSmith Not at all @JenButtLewd These are all wholesome things tbh "@ExistentialEnso Yeah I know Alex Hirsch is a friend of Ethan's, and I know Roiland is a friend of Hirsch's. I'm guessing they're all in the same friend group." @destroyeroftroy (Same 💕) @IzabelaKaramia Yup! One of my favorite types of kitty 💕 @destroyeroftroy Same! It's super empowering 💕 My lazy sun bathing kitty 💕🐺💕 https://t.co/cEuiHpSdhu @olivebrinker I wanted that Mega64 hoodie so much! It's trans colors! Couldn't afford it when they had the online preorder though. Looks cute one you! "@LordDarthBob Despite trying our hardest to keep it from happening, false positives are apparently INEVITABLE with blocklists. Truly this is a hellsite." "@ExistentialEnso ""That's not transphobic, and even if it was who cares?"" is school yard levels of ridiculous yet so incredibly common. I don't know how they don't see how silly it sounds." @norintha Also very true. @SpookGato @KentabooRex The explanation is simple. Like Thorne originally said: h３h３ is transphobic. "Therefore, like Thorne originally said: h３h３ is transphobic. Can't even believe this is where we're at now explaining this shit to y'all. It's clear as day to us." So Ethan either: - Doesn't know/care about how fucking hard it is just to exist as a trans woman - Thinks we're all making it up - Genuinely hates us - Hates Thorne personally & is using anti-trans bigotry to shut her up permanently Or some combination of the above. "Is Ethan really going to say that all 1 million of his fans are trans allies who would never swarm a trans woman with hatred in his defense? Far more likely he'd lean on the ""I can't control 1 million people"" argument." "ONE MOOOOORE THING Even if we want to debate if the original tweet was transphobic, the fact that Ethan screenshotted Thorne's tweet (so that not even deleting her tweet would allow her to escape his 1 million fans) suggests blatant disregard for the safety of trans women." @norintha I try to Like it all >_> Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit "So yes, it's anti-trans, bigoted bullshit. You're free to make those jokes, Ethan, you're free to sic your 1 million(!!!) fans on trans women calling you out, but the rest of us see you and you're not fooling us." "Making jokes where the entire punchline is ""trans women are weird and icky amirite?"" keeps trans girls in the closet for DECADES. It ruins childhoods by making us feel like we can't come forward with these feelings b/c clearly they're only ever silly at best and gross at worst." "Now granted, we aren't men, but are you sure the rest of y'all fully believe that? Because most of the shit we're seeing from you indicates we still have to reiterate this basic-ass understanding to you constantly." "We're not stupid. All of us grew up with the same media the rest of you did. We understand the comedic framework at play here. For most of the audience, the joke is, ""This pathetic man is pretending to be a woman and that's weird as fuck.""" "Tweeting that you ""chopped [your] dick off"" and because of that you're going by a feminine name is transphobic/transmisic because there's literally no joke there unless you take it as a given that trans women getting GRS are inherently funny." "@KentabooRex There's literally no joke in that tweet of his unless you take as a given that the very idea of a trans woman getting GRS is inherently funny. This is also why ""man in a dress"" jokes are harmful. They operate on & perpetuate the idea that our lives are jokes. It's dehumanizing." @princessproto THAT'S A DAMN FINE BUN OMG Oh fuuuuuuuuck what if the new IDW Transformers reboot is just to tie it back to the Aligned continuity? D: @ExistentialEnso but thorne all trans women are always lying didn't you know Due to my strong personal convictions I wish to stress That this record In no way endorses A belief in the occult @ASecretRobin @Kitty_Cosmos So thirsty! @neilcic Angry People @OneLameShark OMG THE BLUE ONE SOUNDS THE BEST As a teenager I used the blue skin on Bowser is Melee. I'm aware I'm getting riled up by discourse again. Typing it out and reminding myself to hopefully curtail the urge a bit. "When trans women explain to cis people the ways in which we're being dehumanized, they swarm on us and prove our point. https://t.co/rWbbdCkY2x" "(For the record, I don't support or condone TJ either but credit where it's due, in at least one instance even he wasn't as bad as h３h３" "Fun fact: The Am*zing Ath*ist once quote tweeted me in a similar combative way and when I replied and told him it was flicked up of an account his size to go after an account of my size he deleted the quote tweet. Like you can be an inflammatory jokester and still a human being," @kateinmadcity @Sense8World @sense8 @netflix OMG YES "I'm staying out of the comments for my own safety, but it's beyond fucked up for h*h* to sic over a MILLION of his followers onto @ExistentialEnso. Trans women cannot speak out about injustices done to us without being punished for it and I'm sick and tired of it." @val_about_town Good idea. Whatever you need for your own self care. 💕 "@mangledpixel Oh, I didn't know about that. Thank you!" "@val_about_town *offers hugs* If you need to talk my DMs are always open. HRT works at different rates for everyone, but I understand the frustration all to well. :/" "@mangledpixel I've seen some people do that but personally I think it's usually too much work. Might have to do that eventually, though." @kateinmadcity @Sense8World @sense8 @netflix This moment is one of the most beautiful in the entire series! "@Sharessan It's because they agree on a lot of things. Same anti-feminist, G*merG*te, C*micsG*te, alt-night overlap. Early last year Jon was on some live streams with some unsavory people where he said a lot of awful stuff and black people and women." @gwen_no_fear Yeah even I was catching some of that for daring to reply. "PS, I was a huge fan of J*nTr*n for years before his opinions on race, feminism and inequality were made public. They weren't jokes. They were his actual shitty opinions that painted him in a horrifying light. I had to move on from being a fan of his and that still really stings." "Had to delete that reply of mine, btw. Mainly because of quote tweets. So thanks for helping silence me, confused person. I like to assume you were asking in good faith, but it still really backfired." I'm not Voldemorting J*n fucking J*f*ri because he's not a dark wizard putting hexes on people. He's a famous person with loyal fans that have access to a fucking search bar. Fuck. It's really frustrating to have an otherwise foolproof tactic to speak freely about someone then have someone come in and undo all that. I was getting quote tweets and replies from angry fans of his and I had no idea why until I went back and saw it was all undone by one person. "PSA: I don't... I don't know how to get this word out better or faster, but just stop and think about why someone would censor a divisive famous person's name on a website with a search bar. It's not because I'm ""Voldemorting"" them, as one person suggested." "Had a reply in a thread of @ExistentialEnso's where I mentioned J*nTr*n's name, but censored so people can't search for that term and find me. Then of course someone replies ""Why did you censor J*nTr*n's name??"" without censoring & like clockwork assholes are in my mentions." @SmolPupperoni @ExistentialEnso So people can't search for the term and harass me. Thanks for undoing that. Been getting a lot of unwanted attention. @OneLameShark Skeleton Bowser is best Bowser frankly. Especially in plush form! @OneLameShark (btw if you want to keep the He/Him pin that'd be totally fine! Probably the intention of this set and I have no reason to own that one) "@GuildingLilly (I actually don't have a huge issue with the image itself, just kinda subtweeting some replies here without getting into direct arguments with people)" "@GuildingLilly Here's the important part in my opinion: There are people who by all accounts should be included in queer spaces that aren't because they're in relationships that are deemed straight. Ace and trans people come to mind. Beyond that, semantics is just set dressing." "@NeitherNora Don't worry, I'll be shouting it from the rooftops. Trans people ARE canonical in the Star Wars universe already, though. In one of the recent books (which is all on the same level of canon as the movies) someone makes reference to the fact that transitioning is a known thing." @SteampunkPenny Thank you so much Mistress! 💕💕💕 @OneLameShark Omg thank you!! 💕 @JazminKFrost Why on earth would anyone think this is a good argument?? @TransitionL83 Thank you :3 @rCharlotteSmith As a fellow dumb bunny I think he has a point. :P @Vangelus Thank god for Perfect Effect @ArmlessKittyfox Will do! <3 "@ArmlessKittyfox Hopefully! Trips up to Seattle will be frequent, is the plan." "@val_about_town Btw Val, this makes it easier for us to hang with you as well~" "Mistress & I just upgraded our Portland/Seattle trip from ""sleeping in a van for most of the two weeks"" to ""sleeping in a hotel for most of the two weeks"" and we're both giddy with excitement." @ZJemptv Heeeeey that's the age I was when I finally realized I was trans 💕 @ZJemptv Good place to be imo @norintha precious coffee~ "And if it feels wrong to call them feminists, I'm sympathetic to that, but at the end of the day, I'll grant them ""feminist"" even if they won't grant me ""woman"" if it helps cut away the bullshit and get to the issue at hand: Debating our humanity and right to exist." "@ZJemptv Notice how ""vaginoplasty surgeons talking about vaginoplasties"" is reduced down to the level of ""doctors from non-specified fields giving their opinions on autism.""" "Regarding that tweet that's going around romanticizing the mid 20th century when ""the rich paid their fair share"": I understand the sentiment and I appreciate it, but as a queer person it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable." "Hot take: Instead of making some new cute & pithy name for TERFs (and granting a popular request of theirs to stop calling them that), we should just start spelling out the entire acronym every single time. If they try to call THAT a slur less onlookers will take them seriously." @AmyDentata big mood @kama_stein omg I've never heard of this site before but I think I'm their newest fan @emuchaton suff-ass-cated @SJWMEGATRON Yeah I had YouTube recommend that one to me and I felt it was too click-baity to trust. "@ZJemptv @Iyamtebist What does this tactic remind me of? 🤔 Oh I remember. ""The jury's still out on evolution! We should teach the controversy!""" @TrancewithMe That was the only part of that show I remember honestly. So weepy tonight for no discernible reason @Viviomana https://t.co/mmqtPi1oXk @Cosmos_Cookie Awesome!!! 💕 "My first collar! First one that's solely mine, anyway. I wore the one Mistress used to wear for a little bit. But this one is all mine! I'm happily owned~ 💕 https://t.co/RAvFbO5okI" @norintha It's possible the 2D ones might be more your speed. Are there any 3D Zeldas you've liked? @norintha Yeah Majora's Mask is kind of a slog to get through. The central mechanic of the game forces you to play at a very specific pace. I've beaten it far fewer times than I have OoT. MM has such good characters it's worth it tho imo "@queermel I'm not gonna say that it's the perfect engine or anything, but I KNOW Arin is capable of learning how to play because of his skill at Bloodborne. Shit like never back flipping and rarely (never?) using the shield is hurting him way more than it needs to." Seriously half of the problems Arin is having with Majora's Mask right now is him not knowing about the electric shield attack the zora mask has. It's really hard to watch him break down trying to punch the fish to death. #GameGrumps "@ellle_em Oh, you get those too?" @TaraHorror heckin yes!! @RantingF aaaayyyyy the weed number @OneLameShark OMG TWO OF MY FAVORITE POKES I gotta go to PAX sometime don't I? :P @Djw175 Totodile!!! "*in Overwatch voice chat* Some guy: So what's it like being a trans salamander in today's society? Me: I am trans, but I'm not actually a salamander, sadly. Um... I guess it's very slimy? Some guy: That makes sense." "@norintha Ankylosaurus, maybe?" @emuchaton Isn't your dick always demanding tho "@maritronsbian lol I'm only about 10 months in and I'm surprised it's working this fast too! Mistress & I consistently get ""Ladies"" from servers at restaurants." @TransitionL83 It's the best feeling ever 💕 @Sharessan What? Seriously I'm at the point where I'm passing enough that people who misgender me ARE assholes. Full stop. "Mistress & I bought a dresser at a thrift store & went around back to have the employees load up our van. One of them was an elderly southern man with a beard who went to his boss get some help carrying it. ""Hey boss this lady bought a dresser and she needs to load it up!""" @FinalBossFemme HRT is magic 💕✨✨💕✨ @CRTgirl @SteampunkPenny We really are 💕 @FinalBossFemme Omg you're gorgeous!!! 😍😍 And we started around the same time! I began HRT in June last year 💕 "@Valentine__Vale YES I'm quite the snuggler, fair warning~" @Valentine__Vale Thicc trans people are the best and anyone who says otherwise is just jealous 💕 @queer_queenie We need to get the word out to the feathery community stat! "@upandoutcomic I'm so happy I get to wake up every day as a saphhic girl. Pinch me, I must be dreaming 😍" Why did I put our appointment at the tire place under my deadname? D: @Valentine__Vale @FoxyChewToy Okay I'll bite. What's sploshing? @upandoutcomic gosh they really are aren't they @LotteMakesStuff https://t.co/ofCKg1OM1p @Valentine__Vale *takes notes for when she visits* >:3 @OneLameShark That'd be awesome if you could! <3 @AmaliaPold Almost as if Holdo has met hundreds of flyboys in her time and find them somewhat predictable. :P "@PrequelMemesBot Petition to make better Star Wars Story movies than just endless ""young [character]/origin stories.""" @queer_queenie CUTENESS A FACT >:P "So this is cool and kinda weird. Spider-Man Homecoming, despite seemingly not giving me the option of redeeming on iTunes, has shown up in my iTunes library. I think this is how that ""Movies anywhere"" works." @queer_queenie Total disaster lesbiab :P cute tho~ Does this shirt make my boobs look big? :P https://t.co/8jr74S1lmb @vec2_code_witch @SteeliestLlama Someone who might be a doctor? :P @RoseQuix It's funny how we gravitate to certain names without even meaning too. >_> @SteeliestLlama (also I realized I said trans when I meant tran lol) @SteeliestLlama MOOD "@SteeliestLlama I say trans sometimes as a joke too, lol" @SteeliestLlama It tries to take plurals and drop the S where it can. It assumes trans is the plural form of tran :V (mine did that too) "@OneLameShark (You'll get them either way of course. I'm not that much of an asshole. Just wish I could be there, lol <3)" @OneLameShark omg if I wasn't broke I'd ask for those pins! I heard about those and wanted them so bad! Maybe I can trade you for Ironhide and Skywarp? >_> "Look, I agree, but there has to be a better argument than the same one TERFs use when arguing with trans women about the word ""woman"" https://t.co/ibbXyfn6rs" @OneLameShark I though you were cis? :3 @FoxyChewToy https://t.co/Kb7KxJHCQj @Lea_Plath That's how they used to instruct you until it was determined that doesn't actually add any benefit. Just makes it hurt more. Waking up to sex is kinda the best~ 💦 @leoba98 @Valentine__Vale The Long Long Ago @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie @hypnokittymaid There are literally pythons in several scenes on Dagobah :P "@Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid There are snakes on Dagobah. A better example of that is Han says ""I'll see you in Hell!"" in Empire. The explanation? None of it should be in English. They're all aliens. How is this being ""translated""? It's also an alternate universe." @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid Snake thing? @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie @hypnokittymaid Basically all of the new cast has to get their heads out of the clouds. @Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid Good point @Cosmos_Cookie @hypnokittymaid @Valentine__Vale I think that's more or less the implication honestly "@hypnokittymaid @Valentine__Vale I think Holdo just always holds stuff close to the chest. To the pilot she says ""Head for this planet,"" to the people in the loading dock she says ""Prepare the shuttles,"" and if a high ranking officer inquires she might tell a few why." @Cosmos_Cookie @hypnokittymaid @Valentine__Vale Yeah basically. All I was trying to say was it's not that Holdo is a dumb bitch. I feel like some haters felt she was. @hypnokittymaid @Valentine__Vale I'm confused. Who's arguing what here? XD "@hypnokittymaid @Valentine__Vale Honestly yeah, maybe there wasn't time. But the reason she didn't tell Poe specifically when he demanded to know was because he was being a shit. It's not a character flaw of hers is all I'm saying" @hypnokittymaid @Valentine__Vale You know those Star Trek episodes where an Admiral comes on board and they're always an asshole because they run the show differently and just expect people below them to take orders? That's Holdo. "@Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid If everyone was else was in the dark, when Poe found out they were loading the shuttles they all would have been angry and confused too. Expect it was just him and his close friends who trusted his judgement." "@hypnokittymaid Say she told all those people Poe had his friends point guns at. It wasn't literally her vs the entire rest of the Rebellion, remember. It was Poe and a band of angry people against the Rebellion." @Sharessan https://t.co/z1gdiTX75x @NyxWorldOrder @queer_queenie same @Ruby_Lastname You'll smell like a girl :P (Also she's a domme and he's a sub who thinks he's a switch) """Why didn't Admiral Holdo just TELL Poe what the plan was?"" Because he threw a temper tantrum & screamed demands at her. Her first response is to remind him that she was the acting General. He is not owed ANY explanation, especially given his recent demotion." @Kalindlara I've noticed it in two ways primarily: - My old boy clothes I haven't worn in a while smell weird - When I'm sweaty and take my clothes off they don't really smell much at all @cordy_fox Oh no!! D: @norintha @SteampunkPenny I can't wait either~ 💕💕💕 Love to see Mistress @SteampunkPenny experience her first Twitter Thirstwave with @TransitionL83 & @norintha 😉 @SteampunkPenny @TransitionL83 I can vouch for that~ 💕 @val_about_town VAL I SMELL LIKE A WOMAN IT'S SO GREAT @SteampunkPenny *whimpers* 💕 Watching The Last Jedi with Mistress & my porg~ @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/HgK1cAz1yP God fucking dammit HRT makes me smell so much better it's not even funny "@TransEthics gosh, same 😳💦💕" @itsviviactually EXACTLY @CRTgirl I'm done! You're good. 💕 One of them I happen to know unfollowed me because of someone I was friends with. Which... I guess that's more amicable than blocking but feeling's mutual I suppose. "I did encounter two people who I know I was mutuals with and in both cases I was following them solely because I thought we were friends. It's cool if they didn't agree, but it still stings a bit." Okay I was able to shave off about 60 people in my following list without unfollowing any mutuals so I'd call that a huge success! "@vamphours @ComradeCallie @Lewd_Callie What a good, obedient girl! Callie must be so proud of you! :3" @TransEthics Of course! Basically I want to unfollow people I don't recognize or have never had any interaction with. You're good. 💕 "Obviously I meant *sad up there. Fuck it, we're doing it live." "If we've had any kind of extended interactions with each other, I won't be unfollowing you. But EVEN STILL, let me know if you're bummed and I will rectify it immediately." "🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 I'm going to attempt to trim some of the people I'm following, but it's gotten to the point where I might need to unfollow some mutuals. IF THIS MAKES YOU SAID, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! I will re-follow you in a heartbeat, I promise. 💕" @Anarcho_Vampire I do this about once a month :P "@dogsokaywooof I mean, I'm going to be in Portland at the end of the month for the express purpose of meeting all my trans friends to fool around with them~" @dogsokaywooof @Anarcho_Vampire So they say. But I think you're cool 💕 💕 https://t.co/JiXjoVGrIL I don't even play the Pokemon TCG (Too much coin flipping for my tastes) but even I was excited to buy this https://t.co/gZYCKEgAJW @dogsokaywooof Mistress treats me very well and the communication is good as well. The issue is it just sometimes surprises up both. Like I'll be fine with it and then suddenly it's a big nope. This card exudes powerful lesbian energies https://t.co/bT2Zr2dfub @queer_queenie Capitalism thrives on people blaming individuals for its failures. @AnaMardoll *offers hugs* I'm so sorry. I'm here if you need to talk. @rCharlotteSmith oh hush you're gorgeous @FrillyHyena Fursuits are almost always custom-made. I'd like to once again re-iterate that I am completely incapable of not crushing on trans girls and it's kinda ridiculous @rCharlotteSmith omg Charlotte you're not ugly you're fucking adorable @ComradeCallie Spoilers: You're already hot 💕 "@Anarcho_Vampire I've been thinking of trying to get mine down to 500, but I'm at the point where I'd have to start cutting mutuals. No one I've like, interacted with directly, of course. Just folks whose names I don't recognize." @XylariaVG *snugs* "Okay. Googling ""bunny fursuit floppy ears"" gets me what I want. Looks like I can make it work, even if not as long as I would've preferred." "I can deal with a fursuit with shorter ears. Although if they're going to be stuck in one position, I'd rather wear them down like hair than have them sticking straight up. Would make getting through doors much easier. I just won't be able to hide my face in them. :/" "You'd probably have to anchor the suit head to your head more securely to do it, which is likely the impractical part." "I'm going to go ahead and assume that the complete dearth of bunny fursuits with floppy ears is probably because it's impractical and that makes me a sad bun :/ Googling ""bunny fursuit big ears"" just ears tall, erect ones which is not what I'd want." @Just_Christy82 Omg that'd be the best! My fursona is a bun :3 @emuchaton this picture is in so way suggestive @XylariaVG Solution: Play a DPS and go Raid Finder so you can just sleep through it! :D These were only like a dollar each because it's after Easter! I love the more realistic aesthetic of these! And they're so soft! That's Lavender in the lavender (shut up :P) & William in the brown 💕🐇💕 https://t.co/7iTKqiH4ZR "@Sharessan I used to do it in my teens, but I find I don't enjoy it much these days, unfortunately. Which is a shame, but the most fun fetishes can't even be done in real life~" @Sharessan Can you clarify a bit? I'm not sure I understand. "@Valentine__Vale Reason number 8,567,432 capitalism sucks" @Sharessan Really enjoy me jumping down your throat? :P Or the idea of being a girl? @Cosmos_Cookie Cuuuuuuute! 😍 Mistress wants to get either a kitty one of a bun one for me :3 @cybergoth_xxx Mmmmm you'd have to ask Mistress permission first :P "@Sharessan Makes sense. Like I said in another reply, sorry if I misunderstood the situation. 💕" @cybergoth_xxx I am completely incapable of domming otherwise I'd be happy to 💕 "@Sharessan Apologies if I completely misread the situation. Didn't mean to jump down your throat, love. 💕 Regardless, if you want to be a girl, you are one, trust me." "@Sharessan I used to think the same. Then I tried HRT. It's not just the physical changes. Your desire to be more feminine could very well be a symptom of you being trans, which likely means HRT will improve even how you FEEL. Plus the changes will probably be greater than you're picturing" @StebMcDreb @sarahlicity @ComradeCallie Nice it's no longer hot thanks :P "@Sharessan In my experience, if a person would prefer to be a girl, transitioning is probably a good idea for them." "@Sharessan Learning that is what finally convinced me to transition a year and a half ago. Though it's worth pointing out, as you can probably infer from the thread, I started realizing a lot of the depression I've felt was due to dysphoria, I just didn't have a name for it." "@Sharessan What's trans enough to count: Your prefer to be another gender, just like it says in your bio. Wanting to be a different gender you're assigned at birth a recognized form of dysphoria. And even if it wasn't, you don't need dysphoria to transition." @Sharessan Here to escape? Are you out as trans IRL? "It's something that can be worked around without TOO much difficulty? I hope? Because it's still pleasurable to be touched there of course, but if I think about it too much I can send myself into a dysphoria spiral mid-session which is the fucking worst." "@AliceAvizandum FUCKING MOOD I say lesbian most of the time because I'm more comfortable with it. Fuck anyone who argues. Sometimes boys are cute, but I'm a lesbian. Deal with it." "@sarahlicity @ComradeCallie Less of a meme and more of a person given how much she embraced it, but yes. :P" "There's been a recurring theme during sex/play where I really don't want to be reminded of my crotch at all (even calling it a clit doesn't work), which is understandable, sure, but it wasn't always like this and it's frustrating as hell." "@sarahlicity @ComradeCallie Ooooh Haruko, maybe? https://t.co/DoqVu4L1Ma" @sarahlicity @ComradeCallie I'd ask for an example but I guarantee y'all will name some anime I never heard of. Sounds hot tho @CiaraTheBraid @ComradeCallie lol https://t.co/xeTZJOzXmk @Rachel_Izabella *offers hugs* I'm only getting a fraction of what you must feel. That must be awful. 💕 @ComradeCallie Two great tastes that taste great together! @ComradeCallie So I forgot all the -deres and I'm too embarrassed to google them What will the FBI think @ComradeCallie Ice-cold domme robots is a peanut butter chocolate situation for me. "@daggertrout I tried to be! My mom had a ""Unless you have a fever or just threw up, you're going to school"" policy, though. I don't even blame her very much. I would've literally never gone to school if she didn't do that." @Lord_Kristine I mean have you seen how many dinosaur and dragon plushies I have on my list? Go for it! @daggertrout *offers hugs* @daggertrout Same. I actually wrote a thread recently talking about the same thing. https://t.co/e1ObZ901i5 @ASecretRobin *suddenly has only become capable of stammering* Part of me feels like I'd pass 100% of the time if I nailed my voice better and part of me knows that I have friends who are pulling it off even better than I am that STILL get misgendered so fuck it I guess "I would have settle for red or white, but dropping black is such a major misstep aesthetically. Plus I HATE it when movie series (especially ones where you KNOW it's going to be a set number of films like a trilogy) drops an aesthetic look midway through." "The Blu-ray case for The Force Awakens was a gorgeous jet black. Unfortunately for The Last Jedi they forgot to do that I guess, so it's the normal blue which clashes REALLY harshly with the red/white of the cover." @val_about_town Dysphoria never fights fair. *hugs* @Kitty_Cosmos https://t.co/uoxNpiLhNE "@TrancewithMe I'm owned and have been beaten many times. All of this, 100%" PROTIP: Shave the DAY OF your laser hair removal. Not even shaving the day before is enough. My face is so fucking sore. It's never this sore afterwards usually and this is my seventh visit. Me & @strangeofgalway disagree on some important topics https://t.co/bWQZ3RdfFF @ExistentialEnso These are both symptoms of a much larger problem. All that's being discussed are types of bandaids to use for a broken leg. "I have boobs, dammit. Don't you dare ""sir"" me." "Misgender this, asshats https://t.co/XkwfqPPYmb" Omg Dragon Mom is following me!! Thank you! 💕💕💕 @FinalBossFemme (And I'm follow number 666 lol) https://t.co/7aq9Kl4KkB "It's like, I'm sorry bitch, did you notice the padded bra? You really think I'm just crossdressing for funsies at the goddamn post office? Being misgendered doesn't normally make me angry but I'm fuming right now." "So in addition to having to go to the post office while everyone stared at me, my package was delivered at my old address weeks ago (which means someone stole it-- my money's on my ex's boyfriend), and I got a ""Thank you, sir!"" as I was leaving." "For some context, I was born in 1987, I was 13 in 2000, and I graduated high school at 18 in 2005." @Anarcho_Vampire They also are way more sensitive (in a good way) than a chest that's only gone through a testosterone-based puberty. I have two new erogenous zones and it's amazing! @Anarcho_Vampire They get in the way a lot. It's *awesome* "Being reminded that friends of mine were children in the mid to late 00's is doubly depressing when unrecognized dysphoria basically took your 20's away. Not only do I feel old hearing that, I feel older than I should be in a fair world. I'm missing a decade of my life." @0LilFlower0 @Sona_Sonara Can confirm: Unbearably cute @TransitionL83 *offers hugs* :/ "@queer_queenie If arm hair can be feminine, mine's pretty girly which I appreciate" "@maritronsbian @ComradeCallie A friend of mine who lives a couple states away is visiting next week and she suggested we could get the gang back together to hang out, which means 3 girls including me, and 1 guy. I was like, ""Sure! ... Also maybe a girls' day please? >_>""" @FinalBossFemme I was p offended too tbh https://t.co/IplhWhLhlJ @SteampunkPenny Your art is so awesome!! @GameGrumps I'd go straight for Dan. Just sayin'. "@KentabooRex Yes, let the gay flow through you *evil laugh*" "@KentabooRex ""Bad"" here meaning ""cute""" "@ComradeCallie Yeah I gotta say, if such a thing were a choice, I'd still end up being a gay trans woman. It's really awesome to be able to cut out masculinity entirely. I don't have to be it or interact with it. After almost 30 years of being forced to deal with it, it's gone forever finally." "@cubeyrose Keeping in mind I've yet to own a Switch and I have every reason to think it'll replace it, the WiiU is my favorite Nintendo console." @DinosaurDracula I learned about Clamato form one of your old X-Entertainment articles when I was a teenager. This tweet does not surprise me. :P "Seriously though, as fast as my boobers have grown, padding them up just a tad under a shirt makes me feel amazing~" @petercoffin There's a difference between acknowledging that most shooters are male and insisting that all shooters MUST be male. It's a pretty transparent attempt by T*RFs to make their obsession relevant to others. "Padded bras: 10/10, 100/100, ""A delight for the whole family"" says The Washington Post" "@NeitherNora Honestly that's valid (I too have been sold on a game solely for their character creator, lol)" @NeitherNora y tho @Cosmos_Cookie I do love that bots are so good at turning anyone prone to subbiness on. It reminds me of just how predicable we can be :P @KrangTNelson his shirt spelled thicc wrong @quatoria extra toofy "According to Amazon it's coming for Xbox One as well, which is nice, but I want even less games for that system than for PS4. An actual Banjo-Kazooie 3 is just about the only thing that will convince me to buy an Xbox One at this point." "@strangeofgalway I mean I've been looking for a better excuse than ""Just Bloodborne"" for years so even if it comes out for Switch, if I have the money for a PS4 before then, I'll go with that." Maybe the Spyro Reignited Trilogy + Bloodborne will be enough incentive to for me to get a PS4. It took this fucking long for there to actual EXCLUSIVES on that system that I wanted. Meanwhile I've wanted the Switch since its release. @FibroStitcher @AnaMardoll *goes running off @ComradeCallie Gay @Neeerts And then at 4:20 it'll be 4:20 4/20 4/20 @CartaMonir I feel this tweet so much. Times can be bad but at least I finally realized & admitted I'm a woman! @queer_queenie I love that it's done twice a year. Like having a holiday you don't have to wait a year to experience again. "@Valentine__Vale Me: ""When you press the button a small hatch opens up letting out a live serpent."" Investor: ""What benefit could that possibly provide?"" Me: ... Me: ""Easy Snake Oven"" Investor: ""Get out of my office.""" @val_about_town Yea... *hugs tight* @val_about_town Same. Agony is the only word that accurately describes it. I sometimes wonder that I'm paying for not having it most of the time by having it be extremely crippling when it does it. "@aliceincamera It's extremely attractive, yes. And I'm the same way. Hardness takes a complete backseat to wetness. It's hot and very affirming :3" @val_about_town My genital dysphoria spiked so hard a few months after starting HRT. I hate it so much :/ @val_about_town I'm in those early stages too. So much gatekeeping but I need it so what can I do "@val_about_town @Cookie_2nd @AliceAvizandum I was being sarcastic, sorry >_>" @Lord_Kristine *Chaos Effect It's been a couple decades "@Lord_Kristine Jurassic World just took the Chaos Theory toys idea and made them canon. But yes, even the originals were hybrids." @val_about_town @Cookie_2nd @AliceAvizandum GEE VAL WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT @queer_queenie @trgrrl I mean I wouldn't know. Not like I look at vore art :P @Cookie_2nd @AliceAvizandum You wouldn't steal a butthole @Cookie_2nd @AliceAvizandum @emuchaton YOU GOTTA DO THIS "@rCharlotteSmith I mean definitionally, no, but there's a lot of overlap..." @GayAsFay I just googled the text at the bottom right: https://t.co/uRUrZ5hjY8 @XylariaVG I haven't been able to give much of a shit and I'm obsessed with Overwatch @JustinFL76 OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE I'M WATCHING IT AS SOON AS I GET HOME THANK YOU @strangeofgalway Same! I wanted to be one growing up! @maritronsbian Weird! @maritronsbian Do you remember any specific reasons why? Forgetting why is what's bugging me so much. @Lord_Kristine HAHAHA omg I can't blame people for not knowing as many dinosaur species as I do (I find people don't even know what archaeopteryx is which is so surprising to me) but that's downright embarrassing. "Pixilation is all the difficulties of stop motion, but amplified because even if that's the animator being filmed and not an actor, it takes a lot of grueling patience." One of my favorite examples is from a movie I've never even seen but have fallen in love with the short sequence in it with lots of cool pixilation ever since I first saw it years ago. https://t.co/Sj8gFNV4wH "My favorite kind of animation: Stop motion My favorite kind of stop motion: Pixilation Pixilation is when, instead of puppets, live actors are used for stop motion and it LOOKS SO COOL https://t.co/JRwH36LbGa" "@Lord_Kristine That was long after I stopped watching, but none of that surprises me." @kitsuneflame https://t.co/51Q1SVlCQj @Lord_Kristine Yeah I didn't think I was alone. What's bugging me is I couldn't remember much of WHY I was so turned off. Actually I do remember one somewhat silly thing you in particular might find amusing: I was disappointed with how vicious the Nostalgia Critic was on The Lost World. :P "Were there murmurs of how awful Channel Awesome was 5+ years ago? I stopped following them around that time because I was getting bad vibes but I can't for the life of me remember exactly what was said. The recent allegations aren't a surprise, needless to say." "@PennyOaken @ZJemptv Oh I'm totally aware. I was raised protestant (though I've been an atheist for over a decade). It's still laughable to see someone try to argue that, though." "@ZJemptv Religious privilege would be most prevalent in countries where the religion in question is dominant. This can apply to other religions too. So if we're talking about the US at least... yeah, there's undeniable privilege. He's also saying Catholics aren't Christian, which... wtf" "@ReadingRidley @CRTgirl @DandylionsLLC Awesome, thank you! They did amazing work!" "@ReadingRidley @CRTgirl Okay. That's about what I thought. Who made your suit, btw? I figure it's a good idea to follow lots of suit makers for what I eventually can afford one." "@ReadingRidley @CRTgirl Okay, either GRS is way cheaper than I thought, or fursuits are WAY more expensive than I thought and either way I'd like clarification as a trans furry :V" "@ReadingRidley @CRTgirl Hopefully they figured out it was a prank, but I don't even remember who it was, sorry >_>" @ReadingRidley @CRTgirl I didn't see this tweet until now but... yeah I checked the date to be sure because that's a lotta bitcoin. I think I saw someone tweeting that they were really said that someone would be forced to sell their fursona to afford GRS & I imagine they must've been talking about you. "@bonuslesbian Oof, yeah that'd take a while. Better to just forget about it." @bonuslesbian I barely used Twitter at all for 8 of those years. I actually recently deleted pretty much all of it from back then because it's just a depressing reminder of how deep in denial I was about my gender and how badly dysphoria was fucking me up. @bonuslesbian omg we joined Twitter on the same day! https://t.co/ujCLBBaQ1a "@Anarcho_Vampire Cutie!! You're going to love HRT, it feels amazing. 💕" @chrismcfeely Yeeessssssss @hypnokittymaid Only if I can too~ Let's be brainless fuck dolls together! :D @hypnokittymaid But then it'd be so easy to wipe the memory and install whatever program you wanted~ @maritronsbian Oh yeah all of them are great imo. Hard to pick a favorite. @maritronsbian I've only seen the first third of it! But yeah I love how he runs off to bug Joe <3 "@maritronsbian The most under-appreciated Digimon! I love how much of an annoying brat he was to Joe, lol" @Mushypantsmcgee There's also a lil' graduation cap in there that I still need to assemble for her. @Mushypantsmcgee Only if you paid extra. I think it was like one or two dollars. :3 @Mushypantsmcgee TEM ALREADY WENT TO COLLEGE https://t.co/sbaWOEdou5 "@BootlegGirl That's slightly harder to catch in writing. I didn't notice it either. I assume in the show they hide it better than just saying what phonetically sounds like ""Loki""" "Plushie shelves! Sometimes I wonder if I own too many. >_> (The answer is no, no I don't. In fact I don't own enough) https://t.co/VZcgKFoHgC" "@queer_queenie Shaun's approach of calmly, respectfully & rationally laying out every detail is kind of unique in Leftist YouTube and something that's absolutely needed. This might be one of his best videos." @queer_queenie Gay~ I always get really sad when I notice friends unfollowing me. At least it doesn't happen too often. :/ @MagsVisaggs This will be the narrative from now on and I'm extremely frustrated by that. My kink: Consensual BDSM lesbian mind control stories very obviously written by a woman who understands how subs are wired. And holy hell I found another good one. https://t.co/bXH2Kxr19C "Misc toy shelf in the computer room! I really want to incorporate these Transformers into the main display but that'll take an afternoon to pull off, lol. https://t.co/E2KunRGKyF" @MikeRoach3 I will never own an authentic Drossel and that makes me very sad. I doubt the secondary market is anything but knock-offs at this point. I do have her in Nendoroid form which isn't the worse consolation prize. But seriously if you've never heard of their Rock Candy line it's just cute girls with big beautiful eyes and it's like they made a toy line specifically for me. "You, a fool: Funko Pops Me: Funko Rock Candy https://t.co/oqa17mCo4V" CHIBI ALIEN QUEEN! I keep forgetting I own this cutie. I should display her somewhere. https://t.co/Dm01GPnaOk "@Extinct_AnimaIs Ah, the awkward teenager stage of mammalian evolution." @strangeofgalway Lilac Decepticons are seriously the best https://t.co/9qcyR82WAX @TheMadMovieMan @SteampunkPenny You might enjoy this section of my toy collection then! https://t.co/Me0w0SyBjD "@strangeofgalway Country with internet access, yea :P" "Hilarious that I had to buy this guy twice because my cats ruined his hose attachment ruining by chewing on it given that now I don't even display him with it. I could've just as easily taken the damaged hose off the first one. It just bugged my OCD to own a broken one, I suppose https://t.co/x9rTqBy99B" Beautiful view outside the kitchen window today! https://t.co/A3UFoyZgvx "@TheMadMovieMan Mistress bought that for me! (@SteampunkPenny) She knows I love Spider-Gwen, heh." (Normally there's a pile of crap completely covering the N64 and threatening to push the headphone rack off the desk) Cleanest by desk's been in weeks https://t.co/ylnjdJsV7c @BoringNerdyKate We'll need more than one test subject. I volunteer. For science. I dread the inevitable day where I won't be able to keep up with blocking the chasers that follow me daily. @upandoutcomic Francis is trans @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/wiEyWK7w0K @kitsunekimmy BOOF :3 @_Gamuu_ @kateinmadcity @netflix I wondered if I had done the math right. Thank you! "@kateinmadcity @netflix Assuming they average out the votes, we got 60.5% overall" "Also I'm willing to bet few if any of her partners expected sex because of their common decency. If they did, that'd a turn off and she wouldn't be making this joke." "@sapphixy A girl can dream, dammit :P" @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos You plundered their joke. @Lord_Kristine My DMs are always open to mutuals if you need to vent 💕 "If you're not already watching @InnuendoStudios's stuff, I highly recommend it. https://t.co/QprWJz7bKd" @Aonara_Starfall @TransEthics I didn't look at her account and I don't intend to. @queer_queenie @KitsuneAlicia All this gay on my feed also making me feel p gay rn ngl @mosswyrm Being torn between Furry Twitter and Trans Twitter means never knowing whether to put your actual gorgeous face or your fursona in your avatar. @Cosmos_Cookie *offers hugs* Totally understandable. Do what you need to recover 💕💕 @olivebrinker OH WAIT I GET IT @olivebrinker The sequel book to A Wrinkle In Time deals with this actually "Gorilla Grodd and Barack Obama, two notable DC Comics characters (no seriously) https://t.co/GYjXOaNPTs" @YuusuiWaltz Go for it. My bio says 18+. I completely understand 💕 "Gonna go shave the ol' girlcock, wish me luck! (no but seriously dysphoria's been bad lately I kinda need that luck)" @OneLameShark Anytime! :V Why didn't you @ me? :P "@OneLameShark That's a solid-ass toy. Even if I get around to selling my Animated collection, he'll be one of the few pieces I keep." "@TransEthics I mean I'm sure there are plenty of ACCOUNTS. But sock puppets don't need to follow screenshot posting accounts, so these might be the core accounts of a lot of them." "@TransEthics This one irked me a bit, though. If you dehumanize me I will NEVER need your validation. My gender is still valid regardless, but even if we're only talking about validation I can perceive from others, I get plenty of that from people who *aren't* assholes, thanks. https://t.co/cn1gcBvarx" "@TransEthics I don't recommend reading too many of these bios. Pretty depressing to see them all in one place. Thankfully most of them were already blocked for me by TERFBlocker, which hopefully suggests there's not actually too many of them overall." "@OneLameShark The first pre-release I went to was Return to Ravnica, btw. We started around the same time!" "@OneLameShark Almost certainly. Dragon's Maze came out almost exactly a month after today, 5 years ago." "@OneLameShark I'm just worried my area might've moved on from Wave 1 at this point, but I should check some more stores to be sure. Which PAX are you going to?" @OneLameShark You wanted up-to-date into on the upcoming Dragon's Maze. I don't blame you. :P @TransEthics omg thank you for posting this. I can't trust block lists anymore and this is definitely one of those Twitter accounts that there's no excuse for following. @transscribe So I'm not the only one who can't help but see trans metaphors in just about every movie? >_> "@OneLameShark I was able to grab all of that wave, but I'm mad because I really missed the boat on Swoop." "@Mya_is_alive @ComradeCallie And the pickles and/or sour patch kids, head pats and cuddles." "@FauxPup That's a fair character explanation, but then they went and made the blade actually disappear, lol" @strangeofgalway Ghost Rider is my favorite under-appreciated Marvel hero. Which is weird to say given that he's had two movies and I hear was on one of the Marvel TV shows. @TransTwill (It would also make the guard look REALLY clumsy when the idea is these are the most efficient killers in the First Order) @TransTwill What's weird is they could've almost had the left saber knock out of his hand and slide across the floor towards camera right (so you could see it) but I guess that would go too fast to see while watching the movie. "@cordy_fox Hey sounds like Colorado, lol Here Spring takes ""warm"" to mean literally ""mixture of cold and hot""" "@ComradeCallie ""Just call each other cute until you both orgasm!""" "But of course regardless of what I say, this'll be a cheap shot lobbed by TLJ haters for decades :P" "This is a super funny trick ILM played, but I really respect when the creators involved with visual media adhere more to the feel of a piece rather than the strict logic. See also: Elsa's incorporeal hair in Let It Go, and the T-Rex's paddock in Jurassic Park. https://t.co/KWLdJvXijf" @ZJemptv Cis people are really fucking weird. @hypnokittymaid Pretty kitty titties! if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my https://t.co/c2pSNXmmv4 hey look it's a picture of @norintha https://t.co/tCQPuEy9eM @olivebrinker both are super cute tho @HaroldBatman *old posts Weird typo "@HaroldBatman Yeah I deleted all my post posts too just a few days ago. Weird, unintentional timing on my part." @AliceAvizandum I like how his unchanging expression still kinda feels like he's reacting tersely to the reducing bio. @ExistentialEnso The idea of pledging allegiance to anything (especially as a child through rote memorization and repetition) makes me sick and I'm shocked that apparently I'm in the minority. "@OneLameShark Something about April is Twitter flavored, I guess. Mine is today, AND I actually started using the site regularly last April, lol https://t.co/ujCLBBaQ1a" "@GuildingLilly Nobody told me I'd get a dick either & I was pretty pissed too, but you just roll with the hand your dealt :V" "Technically this account is 9 now! Despite the 3 name changes and the fact that NO ONE was following me for like 8 of those years, lol #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/2u4VY5Bhda" @GuildingLilly @cambrian_era Once Thunderf**t became obsessed with Anita Sarkeesian that's when I started to drift away from the movement. In 2018 it seems like there are bigger issues to fight than how silly some religious people act. That culture fed into the harassment of a lot of innocent people. "That path would lead to at best even worse inequality and at worst, more genocides. The Nazi party didn't run on a platform of ""We gotta build oncentration camps."" So no, proposing that The Smarts rule us is not a good idea." To even present the thought experiment of a world run only by intelligent people makes a lot of dangerous assumptions about humanity that we know are demonstrably false. We've made those assumptions before in the past and we've never been proud of the results looking back. "I mean for Christ's sake, it's 2018 and honest-to-god, unfiltered NAZI RHETORIC is drawing people in again. NO idea previously thought to be defeated by reasoning, changing morals or even war is off the table for reexamination." "Regarding Film Robert's recent totally-not-eugenics rant: EVEN IF it were true that intelligence was as simple a concept as ppl assume, determining who's a Smart that can rule over the Not Smarts would inevitably result in unjust subjugation based on our pre-existing prejudices." How is this bathroom selfie getting this many Likes wtf https://t.co/IFIc8xhLPH "The first time I saw them I just assumed with was another Ancient Mew design like in the Pokemon TCG and never bothered looking closer. Sounds like ""Thinking they're hieroglyphics at first before suddenly being able to read them"" was in fact the design attempt, so good job there https://t.co/FnThbCgsnZ" "I didn't buy or play any of Amonkhet, so it took until JUST now for me to realize the name and card types on Invocations are in fact in English, just hidden among hieroglyphics and an evocative font. https://t.co/PiKft9lI29" @cordy_fox I'm picturing zippers that can be unzipped to release the boobage. This is still such a mood. https://t.co/gsazAtsDo2 "@MagsVisaggs The minute this finally clicked for me is when I admitted to myself I was trans. It really is that simple. You don't even need to feel dysphoria. If you'd rather be a girl, go for it!" @Ruby_Lastname Oooh I do have Hulu! Thank you! HEY Where's a good place to stream Steven Universe? @CRTgirl I wondered if someone would notice that it says Max Spielberg. It's a parody shirt based on the fictional Jaws sequel seen in Back to the Future 2. https://t.co/61z8323fbe @strangeofgalway Aw yeah I'm totally gonna fill your shopping cart (trolley?) babieeeeee A trans Transformer would transform as well as transform into a trans form @strangeofgalway Never quite understood that. Maybe if you buy a lot of groceries on Amazon it becomes kinda helpful? @SiobhanFTB You articulated that perfectly. It broke my heart reading what Contra was saying about this. I understand why she feel the needs to couch her language so carefully. This conversation is impossible to have in a healthy way. "That's why education about these issues is so important, ESPECIALLY TO CHILDREN. You're saving the kids potentially DECADES of torment by giving them the language and the framework to understand why they're hurting." "I just had to figure it out. But I suspect if I had had ANY person I trusted tell me that sometimes girls are born in the wrong bodies, or that if I wanted to be a girl, I could absolutely try being a girl any time I wanted, I might have hatched as early as grade school." "What sucks about all that is that I didn't know why I was feeling that way. I can't blame my parents. I can blame the school system in a structural, social kind of way but I can't blame any individual teachers or students." By fourth grade (around 9 years old) I could barely go to school without crying. By sixth grade (11) I begged to stay home every single day. That continued until I graduated high school (18). And up until very recently I never understood why I was having panic attacks over it. "By kindergarten we're rigidly sectioning off children based on gender. For me, a girl everyone was saying was a boy (and despite even believing them), that meant immediate isolation and not even understanding why." "ALL through grade school I was ostracized. I don't have very many distinct memories. I don't recall many friends, but I recall a lot of teasing. And a profound longing for the other girls to accept me." "There were some, and that alone could have kept me not knowing I was trans for as long as I did. But I didn't feel like I wasn't allowed to be myself, overall. School, however, was another matter." "This all came into sharp focus while I was replying to @GuildingLilly in a thread of hers. I had a ton of feminine tendencies when I was young, & my parents were awesome enough that I didn't feel like there were that many gender-conforming restrictions." So I'm completely convinced my school phobia growing up was because I was trans. Here's a thread about how the American public school system made one trans girl's life hell. @GuildingLilly You just described my 20's perfectly. At the end of that decade of my life I had the distinct and depressing feeling that I didn't experience ANY of it. Like when you read a textbook but your mind is distracted so you don't retain any of it. @GuildingLilly @transwitchlexi @BrandiHillier @DamnitAddie I was the femmiest little trans girl until that was squashed out of me by the public school system. Could be one of the contributing factors of me taking so long to figure out I was trans. "@ContraPoints That's not internalized transphobia at all! That's entirely valid and really, really common. That's dysphoria. That's why we transition in the first place. You have enough followers that everything you say will be picked apart but you're a trans woman and you're only human." @ContraPoints I'm 9 months in and I'm experiencing the EXACT same thing. Dysphoria I never had before transitioning is suddenly a whole lot worse. @ContraPoints You deserve the freedom to vent if you need to. @Mushypantsmcgee No problem! It's a really handy (and quite beautiful imo) word. "@Mushypantsmcgee Girls who are into girls. So lesbians, bi girls, pan girls, etc." FACT: All sapphic furries are amazing It's just science @LaurakBuzz I am WAY more interested in this than the Crash remaster. "@uselessneetgirl Oh shit I didn't know she's worked with Jim Fucking Sterling Son, that's awesome!" Hey person who commented that's in protected mode: I can't see your comment or see who you are but I'd be happy to follow back. @strangeofgalway Hey cutie~ #NewProfilePic https://t.co/IZDqUJa1Lr Well shit if it's gonna be all unanimous like that I guess I have no choice :P "Maybe it's an assumption that women are as turned on by visual stimuli as men are & the hope is we'll see your dick and be automatically turned on to the point of needing to rub one out real fast? That's really not how we're wired, boys. Trust me, I've had a taste of both sides." "Because they sure as fuck aren't asking the girls they're sending their dick pics to for feedback, that's for damn sure. Gotta be vanity, right? What other explanation is there?" "It's funny that women are considered vain and gay trans women are considered by some to be SO vain they fall in love with their transitioned selves yet it's straight boys that are sending ENDLESS unsolicited dick pics and presumably thinking every time, ""Aw yea that's HOT""" Here's a freebie tip for cishet men: Unsolicited dick pics are never a turn on. No exceptions. Like it's unbelievable y'all haven't figured this out yet. It defies belief. "@Gender_Thief Lesbianism is, in fact, pretty dope." Should I make this pic my avatar despite the fact I took it in the bathroom? "@Anarcho_Vampire I've made a habit of blocking suspect cishet male accounts that follow me. I've yet to receive any super skeevy comments, but the plan is to block anyone cishet who posts one. Zero tolerance with cishet men." @WynneCluster Might be. Regardless I'm glad I was also wrong about her blocking me. 💕 @Gallaguevaraa Omg you're so cute! HRT is magic! "I found her! I might've misrememebered about her being a game dev, but regardless it was @/LaurakBuzz. She didn't block me! False alarm thankfully 💕" "@queer_queenie @queer_boii Same, which is why I just go with lesbian most of the time." "@Prisma_Punk Nope. Wow this really didn't narrow it down, lol" "@Lea_Plath Don't think so, no" "There's a trans game dev I follow who I haven't seen tweet in a long time and I'm honestly wondering if I was caught in a block list she used. I can't remember her name, though. I recall she has blue hair, but that doesn't narrow it down that much :P" Windows are getting redone so the kitties have to camp out with me in the bedroom. Hopefully I'll be able to just sleep through it all and not have to people today. @00d4n1 I backed that game and even downloaded it but forgot to play it >_> @GayAsFay Yes @KendamuZ @Anarcho_Vampire My nipples didn't do shit for me before HRT. Now Mistress can make me girl 'gasm just by rubbing them >_> "@Anarcho_Vampire @KendamuZ I giggled out loud. :P They can be quite intense, yes~" @Anarcho_Vampire @KendamuZ Two words: Girl orgasms~ "@JenButtLewd @emuchaton WOULD I LIE ABOUT CUTIES NO, NO I WOULD NOT." @Anarcho_Vampire https://t.co/xmnPh3T1o9 @JenButtLewd @emuchaton Hey Emu you should get to know Jen she's p hot @emuchaton #TransbianProblems This video is extremely wholesome and perfectly encapsulates why I love watching GDQ https://t.co/OpoZO8JuFh @Anarcho_Vampire AAAAAH I LOVE YOUR VOICE 😍😍 @mellalyss @AvaIancheAbaasy The two best girls in all of Zelda 💕 @00d4n1 Such a good girl 💕 @KendamuZ Cutie! Omg you look gorgeous! 😍 @ADirtyTrans IT'S GONNA BE SO COOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG @norintha Well if you insist~ "That lack of doubt has kept me going in a way I've NEVER been able to stick with a long-term project before. It's alien to me to be able to keep struggling without question, without hesitation. It's just as simple as: I'm a girl. Let's do girl stuff." "So I don't know if this is relatable in any way, but not once since starting HRT have I doubted my gender or seriously considered detransitioning, despite how hard it is, despite how much further I have to go, despite the changes I wish I could make but am stuck with for life." "And I guess in some ways I'm rather fortunate. My face is not overly masculine, my hair was already rather long before I even started HRT, I'm chubby so my boobs started looking like boobs sooner, etc." "Once I realized that I read as visibly trans by others (which happened only about 6 months into HRT) it was extremely affirming, but there was also this sense of, ""Well, no use hiding it now, better buy girl pants.""" I guess I feared I'd be stuck in transition limbo for the rest of my life like everything in my life was turning into. What I didn't count on was just how far I could run on little bits of encouragement here and there. Gender euphoria is a helluva drug when you're trans. A lot of my life leading up to now has been full of projects I undertook then abandoned because I didn't have the inertia. That's basically my entire 20's summed up. So going into this there was this fear that I'd never fully transition. "Sometimes my transition feels like it almost has its own inertia. I really thought it'd be a constant struggle, and in some ways it is, but various elements get easier quicker than I would have guessed." @CareBearCase omg that looks delicious! @val_about_town Yeah that'll do it I had been successfully avoiding seeing much of Ready Player One but after watching the Red Letter Media review of it now I'm... kinda curious? Like just the raw spectacle looks really fun? It's amazing how much just not hating (and honestly sometimes even loving) the face in the mirror can accelerate your rate of selfie taking. I NEVER took selfies before transitioning. It never even occurred to me to do so. "@val_about_town It is! No matter how much we remind each other that that kind of thing SHOULDN'T matter in an ideal world, it doesn't change the fact that it feels amazingly validating." @ExistentialEnso Oh I didn't know (or forgot) your SO was cis! Neat. I know a lot of what I'm feeling is because I'm so early in my transition. I imagine with time these sorts of thoughts won't occur to me. "It's like this ""Pinch me, I'm dreaming!"" moment that I've been searching for all my life. I get to be a girl! That likes girls! And sometimes another girl who's cis and likes girls agrees that I'm not dreaming and am, in fact, a girl who likes girls. You know?" "Still a woman either way. But, you know *eeeeeeeeeeee*" I know it's a little P R O B L E M A T I C to rely on validation from cis lesbians but whenever one treats me like the woman I am I feel a rush of excitement. @cybergoth_xxx Yes :3 @cybergoth_xxx omg we should cuddle or something I'm kinda cute sometimes https://t.co/bcD49oskkz "@petercoffin I... I can't not read this in a snively, whiny voice, try as I might." @val_about_town *huuuugs* :/ @AmazonChique https://t.co/WWpQMSicsV Exactly what I need right now tbh https://t.co/NXJbnz2VWq @mosswyrm It remained one of my best-sellers at conventions. I had a ton of fun making every detail pony-flavored https://t.co/n92rbq7QZY "(That's Cheese Sandwich, voiced by Weird Al, in a parody of the UHF poster that I meticulously recreated for back when I went to cons and sold art)" "Finally done scrubbing my awkward past off this site. The last thing I had to delete was my QTing this tweet because it has my old @, which has my last name in it. I wanted to post it here though because I'm still really happy that Weird Al liked it. https://t.co/LC3ZaEjWoe" well fuck https://t.co/5Nz4msMCzG (/co/ was the central hub of the early Brony fandom) There's a lot to unpack here. https://t.co/iMKwQkFZ6k "Most of my tweets are just replying to friends and famous people I admired, but there are occasional glimpses into who I was that I don't mind being reminded of. I should watch The Animatrix again. https://t.co/K9vYiZv4pX" This slog through my old tweets is a really depressing reminder of how lost & hopeless I felt at the time. Looking back I know some of that was due to dysphoria. This was from when I was about 23 or so. A full 6 years before admitting to myself that I was trans. Whether Transformers Animated or The Force Awakens this is still extremely true https://t.co/TbpJOmD2eo "For all 2 of my followers that love Jesus Christ Superstar as much as I do, this livetweet thread reacting to it is super entertaining :V https://t.co/ytP8dax2AF" Cleaning out my tweets from The Before Time and finding the occasional gem. I'll one-up past me and say I'd give BOTH of my nuts for another season of Transformers Animated :P https://t.co/qnWC3X7YqX @AliceAvizandum My first tweet was me literally quoting the Penny Arcade comic where they don't understand this new-fangled Twitter thing and Gabe tweets about pooping. Because I thought quoting PA was clever @AliceAvizandum is this loss @Anarcho_Vampire https://t.co/6TdfxgaAad @ADirtyTrans @AliceAvizandum Ooh same! @kateinmadcity Yeah I voted. Still a lot of time left! We'll make it. "I just love the scary/hilarious framing of ""running into Whispers at a waffle house"" #Sense8 https://t.co/km7pkERrue" "@kateinmadcity It's fucking criminal how little Netflix advertises for this show. They think they're done with it, but luckily we won't stop pestering them 💕" For anyone like me who doesn't have TV & want to watch the new Jesus Christ Superstar: It's on Hulu right now. @XylariaVG Right? No fucking idea how Breaking Bad lost but I'm not complaining. "@ExistentialEnso *exist, rather" "@maritronsbian Very true! I love The Office but against Sense8? No contest, obviously." @kateinmadcity Do we at least have a release date? :/ "@ExistentialEnso It's almost as if gender is not just biological in nature 🤔 I like to say I'm biologically female because that term is broad enough that that's 100% true, but even if it wasn't, women still exit. Like wtf." @kateinmadcity Is the trailer for the finale online yet? "Oh HELL yes I was worried we'd be going against Breaking Bad! Vote for #Sense8! I've seen both of these shows and it's not even a fair fight, really, lol. https://t.co/LGQlgPyOJD" "I have to like, brace myself for the emotional torment of it. It's exhausting." Why does it take SO MANY SPOONS just to make a phone call? X_x @TransEthics We were watching a ton of that over the past couple weeks. Why on earth do people hate it? It's really interesting imo. "@olivebrinker That's gotta be a good sign, right? :P I was talking with my sister recently and she said everything about me made a LOT more sense after I came out as trans, lol." "I'm actually terrible at fighting game combos, but it's somewhere between that and like, Smash Bros. You can totally button mash to get by, but there's a flow of attacks that started happening with me out of nowhere and that's extremely satisfying." This was all in one sitting before I passed out at 4am :P I'm REALLY liking this game. Fun sense of exploration with really satisfying attack combos that I'm starting to get the rhythm of on an instinctual level. https://t.co/SGM8ihNQak #goals https://t.co/qO5uD035oV "@quatoria @traaaaaaannnnns That would have been entertaining to see. When this video was new I was neither using Twitter nor watching her videos (I hadn't yet heard of her), but I WAS out as trans so I bet I would've wondered too. :V" "Heh, it looks like @olivebrinker retweeted this. I thought it'd be rude to @ you myself, but I'm glad you found my mild confusion amusing. Congrats, btw!! 💕" "@CLPageBeighton @olivebrinker Yeah I was like ""Good, clever character design reinforcing what I thought I knew about her"" lol" @ComradeCallie You've hit the big leagues now! (put in a good word for me) "@traaaaaaannnnns I love her commentary on this where she's like ""Oh my god, just transition"" to her past self." @cybergoth_xxx It's impossible to say which one you might be on. :/ @cybergoth_xxx It used to be that you could go to their site and it would list everyone they blocked. But the site has been deleted. @AngryTreeSquid No one runs it now. It was shut down recently. But anyone it blocked for you would still be blocked. "If you have this person blocked, we're concerned she might also have been caught in a false positive by TERFBlocker or something similar. Consider unblocking if you would 💕 https://t.co/GxavkVC5Ff" "@XylariaVG I don't mine retweeting your tweet and spreading the word. She/her are your pronouns, right?" "I am loving this game so far, but the music in particular is just incredible! https://t.co/vZh8jpgBot" "If you have this person blocked and you've ever used the now-defunct TERFBlocker, please consider unblocking her as she was one of several known false positives. https://t.co/9cnS3nwjvR" @ButtGoblin666 Most of them don't deserve your nudes tbh @00d4n1 I'm so behind on mlp it's not even funny @kSkyeGre Yes I was picturing Hugh Jackrabbitman when I tweeted that :V @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 @SarasPrivates Both Jens are foxes? :P "Don't even try that shit, Fidget. I know a sub when I see one. https://t.co/HKeCAG19jX" "@MagsVisaggs I often leaned on that excuse because others used it, but for me it was just this... desire to never roll a male character. Even playing WoW with my fiance, despite her saying it was weird, I couldn't not play a female toon and I truly couldn't understand why." @saybwee @theycallmefo I really like this! @ZJemptv 9/11 truthers are kinda asking for it tho :P @Mushypantsmcgee Yup! Blame @norintha for suggesting it :P OMG I LOVE HER https://t.co/Da15LWrIH6 @norintha I haven't! One of many games I'm been meaning to try. I hear it's very furry? @strangeofgalway I played Bioshock before I had Steam. I might give 2 a try. I really liked Infinite. Hey I have an idea that's maybe fun. Suggest a game for me to play from my way-too-big games list https://t.co/v0sFNLBnvh @MagsVisaggs I'm only about 9 months into my transition but I gotta say this thread is weirdly exciting to read happy bun day https://t.co/qtu2SCO4Uv @ASecretRobin @Kitty_Cosmos I just about got a contact orgasm from watching 💕💦 The Easter Bunny is trans @transscribe (which is what the trans community does and you can trust me as I'm an expert on the subject) @emuchaton The Thirst never ends "@strangeofgalway Yeah I'm like, legitimately disappointed. I guess that's funny?" "I know it takes a lot of time and energy to make an actual 40 minute review so I'm not going to act like I'm owed one or anything. This is what this time of year is. So it's cool, I guess." "Don't get me wrong I actually love Skyrim, but I'm always interested in Hbomberguy's takes on things. He always has a good argument for his opinions on media." "I would rather April Fool's Day be a day where literally no one releases a video that get this shit. I mean, I fell for it! I'm a fool! lololol, I guess" "Me: Oh cool! I love it when YouTubers make an April Fools-ish prank video but like, just the premise is kind of out there and they actually make a real video! You get a joke AND a whole video! (this is 40 minutes of credits) Me: oh https://t.co/7eXg1ZaeYj" @ButtGoblin666 It's so much! And you keep wasting it on places that aren't cuties' faces D: "3.5k Likes and over 300 retweets! I feel very loved. Thank you so much, everyone! I'm visibly trans every day in public, and while it's not always easy, it helps to know there are actual allies out there that have my back. 💕" @BoringNerdyKate YES PLEASE OMG @SurfaceKrystal *came out "@SurfaceKrystal My dog actually ate the previous pair a couple months before I can out, lol" "@val_about_town He's the first boss in the game, and arguably not even a ""real"" boss as he's not a Lord of Cinder. He's pretty easy as these things so, but the problem is I'm impatient :V" It turns out that even after a couple years there are still players in Dark Souls 3 that are even willing to help you with Vordt (I suck at DS please don't laugh). @ADirtyTrans GODSPEED @gwen_no_fear @ItsJenFunFolks i'm mad @ItsJenFunFolks If we find out that they haven't been working on Elder Scrolls VI since like 2014 or so I'm gonna be furious. @OneLameShark I'm really excited for these two after Thew's recent review. https://t.co/TSycrh2Iq2 doesn't work with https://t.co/RFIUtoSjo7 and I'm irrationally miffed about that @emuchaton The evidence checks out tbh I really wish I remembered where all the bonfires were! It'd be nice to do a mad dash to the next one in areas I'm just getting bored with. I'm almost to the first boss and I really need a closer bonfire. I'm pretty sure there's one more? So going with the dual sword wielder and leveling heavier into damage than HP has made this DS3 playthrough a bit more smooth (this is my second run-- 1st was right after release). A lot of enemies I found scary aren't so bad this time around. @ItsJenFunFolks 3 OR 4 TOPS?! I'm on my way! "@PolkKitsune My advice would be: If being a woman sounds appealing to you, then there's a high probability that that's your gender dysphoria speaking to you. In fact, desiring to be another gender is a recognized form of gender dysphoria. Just try it out! You might like it. 💕" "If I can't get Bloodborne on the PC, I'll just play Dark Souls 3 like it was Bloodborne! No shield, Fox only, Final Destination." Stabby stabby https://t.co/4YJwkGgG6c "@vamphours ""I'm not an exohbitionist!"" I've said that before. In my panties. In a dungeon. Being watched by others while Mistress beat me. (no seriously) So I know EXACTLY how you feel :P" "@CRTgirl @norintha I'm on PC, so I'll probably wait for a Steam sale. Summer sale's in like a few months." @00d4n1 nyaaaa~ @norintha Interesting. Might start with 1 then. We'll see. @Allicrombie And that's completely valid 💕 Honestly the only two franchises where I welcome the difficulty are Donkey Kong Country and Dark Souls. Usually I'm a pleb easy mode player. :V "@norintha I'll try to, but I'm actually really excited to try 2 because of how different it is so I might not be able to wait. For now though, DS3." @deathpigeon I think they literally just got their grade school biology mixed up. "@norintha Not really. I might in a couple days (state tax return is still incoming), but I'm itching real bad to play right now. Also 2 is $40 which hurts for a game that old." "@Allicrombie I could, just barely. But by the second boss I was summoning people. So if the online community is dead and the NPC help sucks, I might be stuck too." "@deathpigeon Then wouldn't they say ""XY means woman""? They know I'm AMAB. Or at least I am and all the bigots assume I am too." "So if I can't afford buying a new Dark Souls Game, should I just play DS3 again? It support multiple saves in case I want to play my old character again, right?" @00d4n1 NO U!! >:3 Maybe this is some fifth dimensional chess shit because I'll admit I don't even know how to explain to them why their wrong. Their wrong even by their own specifications. Screencap in case they realize their little oopsie https://t.co/LngO7zvb8N "@GenghisKhatt You're an awesome ally and friend, Kat 💕 We really need to hang out sometime!" "Omg I just found out someone tried to lecture me on my TDOV tweet about how our troops are the actual courageous ones when A) I never mentioned courage B) That replied immediately before blocking me, which is super courageous as we all know" @crunkelstilskin @jdh_1956 Hahaha I don't know what they said but they replied to me from behind a block. Real courage there innit @gothfemme Oh my the artist with more followers than me and amazing art agrees I should! Guess I'll have to now >_> 💕💕💕 @norintha When I do I think I'll seek out people to voice chat with. Seems to keep me focused. I should draw tonight... @Triclinia @ComradeCallie @queer_queenie SUPER gay 💕 @spectra_belle sounds p gay (and omg your avatar is the BEST) @strangeofgalway Doesn't it feel nice to have smooth legs? 💕 @emuchaton https://t.co/NdRRyEJEfP @emuchaton Yeah I wondered about that lol @Cosmos_Cookie 🔥🔥🔥 @emuchaton @Rae_Cosmos Kinda part of the fun of tank tops tbh :V @emuchaton EXCUSE ME HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS @XylariaVG Ironically probably doesn't taste that different from a condom """Accidental furry advertising"" is my favorite genre of ad https://t.co/8HCJWH2ulK" @AmazonChique #transdayofgrump @CaseyExplosion A lot of trans people are Dark Souls fans COINCIDENCE??? @0LilFlower0 still true tho! >:3 @Seraxis Omg cutie! 💕💯💕 @0LilFlower0 ur heckin cute 💕 @ValTheSpiderQ Omg that's great! 💕💕 @Valentine__Vale You got a visit from Morpheus himself! That's quite an honor! @Sabriality *swoons* @emuchaton proud of u for being visible on trans day of visibly 💕 @Cosmos_Cookie Hey that was me last year! @raz_swirl https://t.co/bGX2336ag2 @TrancewithMe You're the hero we need 💕 @estrusflask Omg I loved that miniseries! It was the coolest fucking shit and no one's heard of it! "@BlurredTrees @SteampunkPenny The one's with girlcocks do, actually! Try and keep up, hon. 💕" @TransEthics lol I have a really embarrassing photo I took at 19 posing with my Nintendo Wii I got on release night with those EXACT SAME glasses @upandoutcomic *sighs in trans* gender... "Not 100% sure how impressions work, but to give you some baseline, I actually coincidentally took a look at this recently & recalled where it was at on a normal day which was around 30,000. My TDOV tweet has increased my impressions 5 fold. VISIBLE. THEY TOLD ME BE VISIBLE. https://t.co/Tfi0bJndJs" @Ulexar It's able to locate any trans woman but only if she's already said she's trans and also provides false positives ensuring they harass cis women trying to pee :P @ZJemptv @guardian Why am I not surprised. "But it means I'm on a list somewhere. I doubt any one bigot is obsessed enough with me to memorize my deadname, but a TERF Discord group with a Google doc? That's SO incredibly likely I'm going to go ahead and say that's exactly what's going on." "The other one was way more interesting. They used my actual deadname in their reply! Now my deadname is not a huge secret. I actually mentioned it voluntarily in the comments of a Twitter-famous mutual, which is probably where the TERFs found me, honestly." "First off one of them said something to the effect of ""Trans dilate with dilators, women do it with childbirth."" Which is almost COMICALLY TERF-flavored. Like that sounds like a parody. Basically attributing childbirth to being a woman. Obvious TERF." "So I'm definitely on TERFs' radar. If being on their blocklist wasn't enough evidence, some of the hatred I got in my TDOV post was extremely TERF-flavored. Might be enlightening to talk about why though?" "Should I do something special for 1,500? That's kind of an important number, right? Counting in base ten + halving things feels good for bilaterally symmetrical beings I suppose?" "Last night: *dings 1,400 followers* ""I don't need to thank my followers at every 100 followers. I'll do it when I hit 1,500 maybe"" Today: *1,440 and still growing* welp" @ComradeCallie @Anarcho_Vampire @queer_queenie BEING POLYAM IS THE BEEEEEEEEST @ComradeCallie @Anarcho_Vampire @queer_queenie THIS WAS THE CUTEST EXCHANGE OMGGGG @CareBearCase omg that's jaw-droppingly scenic!! "@Anarcho_Vampire You look amazingly beautiful, love! 💕 Proud of you!" "Am I the only one who already thought the person making the Rae the Doe comic was trans? Like somehow she ended up in the ""trans"" bin in my mind's memory storage. I'm super happy that she's come out though! Looks like I was accidentally right!" "I had to mute Absurd Conservamemes because while I understand the purpose of the account is to laugh at how ridiculous Conservatives are, the end result is identical to if I just followed an UNironic conservative meme account. Poe's Law in full effect." @raz_swirl I'm TransSalmndr#1962 on PC! We should play sometime! 💕 @CiaraTheBraid I can't even pretend to understand the logic of cishet men. @hallelujahskye Gorgeous! 😍 I love your makeup! 💕 "@hallelujahskye Preach it, sister! 💕💜💕" "@CiaraTheBraid *sighs in lesbian, trans, woman... seriously what the fuck even is this*" "I'm really glad I'm not cis, I gotta say. Sounds complicated." @Kitty_Cosmos *saaaaaaame~* "@Kitty_Cosmos No, I get it. That weird in between space of loving and hating it that is being a sub~ 💕" @Kitty_Cosmos Being easy mode isn't SO bad. At least you get lots of 'gasms~ @ASecretRobin @Kitty_Cosmos how is she that cute how "@joedunph @TineT82 @AbbyTrueStorys @ParticleOfPoo Actually, you mutilate genitals all the time. Circumcision is a fairly well-known tactic, but cis doctors will also mutilate intersex babies as well NOWHERE on earth do people get gender reassignment surgery before talking to MANY doctors & therapists unless they have tons of $" @Gorbles @LaurakBuzz That's a bummer! I know this sounds silly but I was seriously thinking I should poke my head back in after not playing it for like a year and a half. I hate April Fool's jokes that are actual improvements. "@ComradeCallie Oh no, but someone with that remote could be so mean with it~" @upandoutcomic Oh no I preordered mine too early! :P May can't come soon enough 💕 "@AdequateEmily Omg you're gorgeous! Living as your real gender is the best thing ever, isn't it? 💕" "@mckankle @abike1999 F- on reading comprehension. Anyone can do what I've done. Trans people are just among the people who have done it. Gonna be blocking you though for calling me a tranny, though. Bigotry is kind of a turn-off, love. <3" @ComradeCallie help i'm being bullies on twitter dot com "@ComradeCallie I'm 100%, Grade A sub" @acryptidmichel Twitter handle works. Feel free to @ me! @Sabriality Making all the lesbiabs weak at the knees with that harder style! 😍 And I remember thinking about how scary living full-time sounded! It's not always easy but it's so worth it! 💕 @ComradeCallie HEY it turns out people are just straight-up bigots about this. Who knew? Depressing as hell but at least the tweets reminding them they're wrong are easier to write. :V @maritronsbian Understandable. The bigots are out in full force because of what day it is. I consider that an indication that they're scared. But no one has to be visible if they don't want to. @transwitchlexi OMG plant witch sounds awesome! "@SketchyGenet @Kingdomcub Shampoo only two or three times a week, but try to use conditioner daily. Conditioner should stay in your hair for a decent while while you're showering (try to keep it off your scalp, though) then rinse it out. The rest is just genetics, heh" "@SketchyGenet @Kingdomcub Conditioner! I was pretty clueless about hair before I transitioned, so in case you're about where I was at, this is what I learned:" "Because I KNOW cis Twitter found my tweet. They've made a point to make that perfectly clear, lol. But that was the point! I'd call my tweet a success!" Just SORTING THROUGH MY NOTIFICATIONS has seen my TDOV tweet jump from 1.2k Likes to 1.3k Likes I'm super visible! I'm doing the thing! O_o "@maritronsbian Well, for now at least, I want to be visible. That was the point and I'm prepared for the backlash." "I'm getting a ton of new followers, though! I had just hit 1,400 last night and I'm already at 1,423 which is fast for one night." "I'm not even so much angry at the hate as I am angry at the fact that my notifications can't fit it all. For the TDOV tweet, I can just scroll through the comments, but for any other notifications I got? Probably won't ever see them. My OCD twitches." @suestwitpage @AbbyTrueStorys Thank you so much for your support. SO many parents of trans kids are awful to their children and it makes it that much harder for us to be ourselves. Thank you. "Wow, I go to sleep and this tweet has blown the fuck up! I make a habit of blocking bigots, so it took a while to comb through all the hate in the comments, but to the people commenting their support: Know that I saw you, and you outnumbered the hate 3 to 1 easily. Thank you. 💕" @Storm_zxx I never was a bloke. I would try re-reading the tweet again sweetie <3 @OlKosmicBlue @handymayhem My family loves me dearly actually. I don't know if I can say the same for yours though? <3 "@caust_holly Nope, I'm a woman, actually. <3" "@jake0278 @TineT82 @caust_holly I was a baby at first, actually. :P" @Dakota16West Did you know: Trans people exist! :O "@CelticCrusader_ Says in the tweet, actually! <3" @d5b7d2e7177d4bc Sexuality: To stand up to the bigotry I'd know I'd receive. It's you cis folks who seem to have such a problem with it. I'm not going to hide who I am in the face of that. Sex/gender: Because it's #TransDayOfVisibility :P "@jackheather26 When they dig up my body I'll be dead, Harry. https://t.co/nSOb2uqpPr" @jordjohny Have you looked at yours? <3 "@stupid_kant Ooooh yeah the TERFs found me. This'll interesting. What about cis women who can't conceive? No, no! Don't bother answering. You're already blocked. <3" @Y0shi_FTW This one actually made me laugh. "@Crunk3d_up The fact that I'm a woman makes me a woman, actually. You have a nice day. <3" "@jackmeeeoff Here's some help: Trans women are women, trans men are men (trans men are like me, but assigned female at birth rather than assigned male). The rest should just fall into place for you <3" @inferno2ss I completely agree! My womanhood is not at all tied to what I look like. @clintonhughes4 Dude... Because lesbians. <3 Actually because I don't really get a choice in this matter and it's who I am but also... Lesbiabs "@VoidExodus Hey, did you know I haven't at all made my deadname a secret? This is fun though, it must mean the TERF brigade has found me. Someone did a bit of digging to find that. You must REALLY like me. :3" "@LoveICE_NoDACA Nope, just a lesbian <3" @amonstercuckold I'm a woman and you might need some reading help <3 "@Womble1968 - A doctor has agreed that I'm transgender, if that's what you're asking. - Testosterone offers NO benefits whatsoever for trans women. I'm actually planning on getting my balls removed so I don't have ANY anymore! And I'm sharing this because I know it'll gross you out <3" "@floyd666uk I was actually never a bloke! Nice try, though!" @SycoticVapes Nope! Gay woman just like I said. <3 "@__Trulo__ Nope! A woman, just like I said. Thanks for your question, you have a lovely day <3" "@Efc_an_proud Then I would recommend reading my tweet again because you got that completely wrong, mate." "@AndrewJamesNUFC My gender didn't change, actually! I've always been female. <3" "@420aldy @handymayhem Oh I'm not a dude, actually! I'm a woman. The beard was a bit confusing, but you know, after a lifetime of people telling me I was a man I almost started believing them! You have a nice day, sweetie. <3" "@zuardian5772 Actually no, it says up there I'm a woman! Not sure how you got confused there, but I'm happy to clear it up! <3" @Shafiqmog @XTC1980 Basically this. I tried for 29 years and it just got worse and worse. Gender dysphoria never goes away. Transitioning is the only thing that works. "@KeithMillsD7 Oh can't you read? Literally says woman up there. Don't worry fam, I got your back. Let me know if you have any more questions!" "Wow, my first #TransDayOfVisibility and I woke up to so many hateful comments! Can't get me down assholes, I'll just block and move on. There is a LOT to get through though so stay tuned." @olivebrinker Aaaaaaa this is the best! I'm so happy for you! 💕💕💕 @ButtGoblin666 Gay~ @ADirtyTrans @Rachel_Izabella I can attest to your skill in this regard :3 @ADirtyTrans @Rachel_Izabella This is an extremely good idea that I endorse fully @Lord_Kristine Aaaaah I should finish my Archaeopteryx sona! I have the design of her in my head I just need to put her to (digital) paper and draw her. "I really want a fursuit. Like, there is a mighty need." "@FoldableHuman There's no reality in which this movie wasn't going to be shit, but I gotta say Green Lantern mythology is some of the most fun in the entire DC Universe. I really wanted this to be good." "@upandoutcomic Only slightly related, but I LOVED the Rainbow Brite movie as a kid, which isn't an indicator on its own that I was trans, but it's more evidence for the pile :V" "@queer_queenie OMG CUTIE 💕 You're heckin gorgeous, are you aware of this? 😍" @Icyrain35 4. Floaty "@val_about_town I believe one day we won't have to do everything ourselves. And I hope that day will come sooner the more we get out there and remind people we're here. We shouldn't have to though, I'm definitely with you there." TOP NAMES FOR GHOSTS 1. Specter 2. Phantasm 3. Spooky boy @val_about_town Just existing in your own way plays a huge part. 💕 "@Icyrain35 34 inches. It's a big plush. Plus it's an import, plus it's a premium collectable." @Icyrain35 Me too! But it costs the equivalent of a new game console! >.< "@queermel Oh don't get me wrong, we're not buying it now. Mistress was just conceding that, if we have the money, she won't scoff at dropping that much money on a giant Lapras plush, lol. I've never had a significant other or even family member that didn't ridicule me for my love of toys." "Me: We probably can't ever afford this, but I'm keeping it in mind in case funds loosen up because, like... Mistress: I mean look, I get it. We need to own that. I love her so much lol https://t.co/CtBI4DXt0x https://t.co/5g07RS6nJz" @abdicated_queen You're absolutely a girl! That's real and valid and the perfect description of who you really are. It's as clear as day and as real as anyone else's gender. You. Are. A. Girl. 💕 @ADirtyTrans Hey Jen Two weeks and 4 days~ @norintha I haven't read any of Vasquez's comic work. :/ "Invader Zim turns 17 today! I feel very old, yay! https://t.co/jFtkM9toEM" @ADirtyTrans do you accept offers of oral "A trans person is someone who's looked at the deepest part of their soul and found their true self. My name is Katlyn, I'm 31 years old, I'm a lesbian, I'm trans woman, and I finally feel alive. #TransDayOfVisibility 💕🦎💕 https://t.co/a2y2NLEEsC" Right nip is getting so dark & puffy! I hope this means right boob is due for another growth spurt because she has some catching up to do @norintha That's a mighty fine ratio *chef's kiss* Me: I should post a boob pic Also me: I should probably censor it to be safe Also also me: OMG DINOSAUR STICKER RAAAAAAWR https://t.co/KY1C4Gj7am @rCharlotteSmith @queer_queenie Wholesome content "@PlushieCS I'm sorry. I wish I could share with others how I feel about it. I think Rose's optimism kinda sums up how the movie feels for me. ""Save what you love, but let the past die"" I like to say is the core message of TLJ. And that fills me with hope." @rCharlotteSmith Only if pizza is an open face sandwich "@PlushieCS FWIW that's how I felt the first time I saw it. Then I watched and read a lot if reviews, some that hated it, some that liked it, and I was really intrigued by what the ones who liked it were saying. I watched it again a couple weeks later and now it's one of my favorites." @val_about_town I am we :P Another one of Jen's awesome lewd stories 💕 https://t.co/9tzbsCCfDd @alvietron aaaaayy look at this nerd @Comrade_Yui any time @Comrade_Yui Looks like Scarves: Tie Into a Great Look @GuildingLilly https://t.co/bxycWkGQha "@val_about_town LISTEN GOOGLE, I DON'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS https://t.co/nLTJrXRf1M" Y'all should follow @saybwee! https://t.co/wA8nillB1k "Only because you specifically asked, @vesaldi, I'm one of the people watching you on Twitch atm :P" "@Hbomberguy @squishytrap As soon as Bloodborne is on PC I'm playing it, rest assured." @queer_queenie #truefacts @squishytrap Well that's already screwed up because I played 3 first. @squishytrap No I'm actually intentionally seeking out 2 first because I'm really interested in @Hbomberguy's take on it. @TransEthics She literally played a cat in Homeward Bound. @PlushieCS That's the result of holo technology in the Star Wars universe. It's usually that bad. "@PlushieCS He was a wibbly, flickering hologram in the last movie :P" @ItsJenFunFolks @norintha gosh I hope so! :3 @ItsJenFunFolks @norintha I am also very open to flirting~ I need one. https://t.co/2SIxPH75ym My friend @Gene_Valjean reminded me of something I did with his toys back when I was still assumed to be a cishet man :P https://t.co/28CIukueBA "@Anarcho_Vampire @ComradeCallie Goddess, even the relationship announcements are more fun when queer~" @BootlegGirl Okay now I'm on board. @winterslex I'm too scared of hurting more people with that. Thread deleted. Sorry. @winterslex I wasn't sure how best to word the concept of a man and woman in a romantic relationship without using an inaccurate descriptor. Do you think this is egregious enough to delete the thread? Because I'm more than willing to. @4venox @GoodWitchLeigh @Drommels_YT @dronkus23 @enbeetle @NyxWorldOrder @vaguelyhumanoid @GayChIoe Thanks love 💕 @rCharlotteSmith wait it's missing something https://t.co/IFyAz1AORu @ellle_em Which is ironic because in a fair world you should be welcomed into BOTH spaces. I'm really glad to have these windows into corners of the queer community I'm not a part of. It's really eye-opening. Thank you for sharing this. @Raptornx01 @Lord_Kristine omg your banner is the greatest thing I've ever seen @Valentine__Vale ☕️x2 @ItsJenFunFolks cuddles plz "@Lord_Kristine I am only just learning there's a JP community, lol. I was in solitude for decades! It just never occurred to me to seek out a fandom." @JordanPDunsmore Yep! One of the reasons I love Jurassic World is it's a really lovingly faithful continuation of the themes of the original book. "@transfilmtheory Same, actually! My main point with the thread is the main real-life reason to keep them featherless (brand recognition) is congruent with the message of the franchise." "@transfilmtheory Okay. I honestly get a lot of those papers mixed up, that's my mistake. This is part of the reason I really leaned on raptors in my thread. Deinonychus (the raptors in the movie) was almost certainly feathered as far as I've researched. Other dinosaurs probably weren't." "@transfilmtheory Isn't The Guardian one of those dodgy papers? Dromaeosaurids (raptors) had feathers. Insofar as we can know anything about the coverings of extinct animals, t's a given at this point because of feather imprints found on common ancestors. https://t.co/Cj4RW4Yjc6" @TransitionL83 *hugs tight* I don't blame you at all. That looked terrifying. I barely trust cis men on the best of days anyway... "lol while I spend like a half an hour writing this thread, @DamienGranz summarized it way better :V https://t.co/W7GQsRrM8Q" "@DamienGranz Wow you just summarized the massive thread I just finished, lol. That's pretty much it! You're a proper JP fan if you pulled out Wu's name." "PS, while I still have you, can we please stop making jokes about ""LOL how many times are they gonna open this park ROFL"" Once. They opened it once in 2015 for a movie called Jurassic World. They got CLOSE to opening one other time in 1993. https://t.co/OXjUruuPAo" "The original book, the original movie, and Jurassic World all agree on this flawed portrayal. The animals are meant to fool you, trick you into thinking you're seeing a dinosaur, while behind the scenes the flea circus is still being run on motors. It's all still an illusion. https://t.co/FCnH2Vq9ek" "But luckily, that's not a cognitive dissonance that I have to justify. Jurassic Park is not about dinosaurs, not really. It's mostly about scientific hubris, but as far as the animals themselves, they are intentionally designed to be inaccurate, flawed mutants." "When I look at the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, as I dinosaur fan I can see that they're inaccurate, but as a movie monster fan, I'm in LOVE with their design, and in the case of the raptors the GORGEOUS way they move, a lot of which is inaccurate. https://t.co/8t3WWXvMN0" "That's the central conflict in Jurassic World, and to sell that point to long-time fans of the series, they brought back Dr. Wu, who would be more than happy to have a boss that respected his idea that these animals are theirs to shape and mold as the public desires. https://t.co/B3ujhlkyNU" "Bet you didn't know that, did you? Did you JUST want feathers on these animals or did you want them to be ACCURATE? Because both the in-universe Jurassic Park and Universal Studios want them to be *marketable.*" "They also couldn't pronate their hands. Notice how these girls are rotating their hands so that their palms face the ground? Looks real cool, doesn't it? Unfortunately, they didn't have the bones capable of doing that. Their palms were stuck facing each other. https://t.co/gWsE4eAAsH" "So why should the UNKNOWN flaws be any different? And I'm not just talking about feathers, here. Look at this gif. Isn't Blue here gorgeous? Yeah, no raptor could wag their tail like that. https://t.co/HtLQWa2ZSs" "So we're not talking about dinosaurs here. We're talking about mutants that were cobbled together to resemble the best estimates paleontologists had about dinosaurs in the 80's, with KNOWN flaws that were intentionally written into the story to hammer home the core message." "And even though they got as close as they did, there were bugs in the system. T-Rex needs glasses. Raptors can breed. This all ties in to the central theme of the story: The illusion of control in complex systems will still always be an illusion. Or ""don't play God"" if you like" "They found broken fragments of DNA inside dead mosquitoes then used popsicle sticks and bubblegum to assemble something that resembles what they're pretty sure dinosaurs looked and acted like. There's nothing ""accurate"" about that. https://t.co/wG0diC57EX" Hammond shuts him down immediately. He wants Accurate Dinosaurs for his Accurate Dinosaur park. Wu is extremely frustrated by this because he understands that the dinosaurs are by definition NOT accurate. "I love Henry Wu's cameo. In the original book, Wu and Hammond have an argument. The raptors are too fast. Guests won't even be able to SEE them. Wu, who has reached LEGO Genetics skills at this point, wants to slow them down. https://t.co/gkF5jP1u5G" "WOW that was a digression, sorry. I'm wondering if anyone other than @Lord_Kristine is still with us. Anyway, remember Dr. Henry Wu? That cameo in Jurassic World that everyone thought was a result of none of the ""real"" main characters being interested in returning? https://t.co/Vzsz8Y7Itm" "But instead of blaming Rexy's nearsightedness on her frog DNA like the book does, the movie simplifies it even MORE and suggests that this was a known thing T-Rex did (Grant mentions it to the turkey kid before he even learns of Jurassic Park). https://t.co/q5HjVTrIav" "Turns out that yes, frog DNA was used... and wouldn't you know it, it was ONLY used on dinosaurs that they find are able to breed (not every species pulled this off). The movie simplified this a ton." "In fact, Grant is even more clever in the book, because all he learns is that the dinosaurs are mutants with tons of extant animal DNA in them, then after they find a next of freshly hatched eggs, he asks Henry Wu if frog DNA was used." "Fans of the movie have been asking for decades, ""Why was it frog DNA? Wouldn't reptile or better yet bird DNA make more sense?"" Yes. That's why the book made it explicit that they used ALL kinds of DNA." "- No reason to assume raptors had slit pupils like cats do. Now, the ""T-Rex not being able to see prey standing still"" thing was a direct result of the fact that the animals were mutants in the book. And no, I don't just mean the frog DNA." "But... it wasn't accurate. There were elements to the JP dinosaurs that even in 1993 were known to be incorrect: - I love the JP version of Dilophosaurus, but that entire animal is basically a fabrication - No reason to assume T-Rex can't see prey that isn't moving https://t.co/LGOdpNMNWx" "The first movie was praised for its accurate representation of dinosaurs, and in the sense that it showed audiences that dinosaurs were not the slow, lumbering, cold-blooded animals that pop culture portrayed them as up to that point, it was revolutionary." "It's possible that by 1993 the idea was gaining traction, but if nothing else, in the 80's when Crichton was writing the book, paleontologists were still getting used to the idea that some dinosaurs were agile and warm-blooded." "Let's start at the meta-reason why the dinosaurs in the first Jurassic Park movie, made in 1993, didn't have feathers: It wasn't yet considered a given in paleontology that feathers were common on dinosaurs." "Okay, there's interest for this thread, so let's do it. Why the Birbs in Jurassic Park Should Be Naked, a Twitter Thread by Kat G" @AtticusAuds Okay I guess I can hammer this thread out since there's so much interest. Stay tuned. @tainkirrahe I love the natural light flooding the room! Really makes the colors pop! "I almost never bought from their online store, but I actually happen to remember the last thing I bought from them as it was recently. Grotusque! The adorably weird Toys R Us exclusive monsterbot. That's a fun memory to hold on to. https://t.co/nIZTfXfuSH" "@maritronsbian @val_about_town I agree! When I made the tweet at the top of this thread, Stranger Things had a small lead, but now Sense8 had overtaken it by even more, so we might win this after all!" @val_about_town What do you call nostalgia for a time you barely even saw? I was born in 1987 but I've always loved 80's media. And note I said media. The 80's were a scary time for people like us. I wouldn't visit for the world. @Just_Christy82 Of which show? Sense8? That's a bummer. I highly recommend it if you do decide to renew your Netflix subscription. I'd buy you the show on video if it was even sold that way. :/ "By the way, I would LOOOOOOVE to be wrong, about this! Prove me wrong, Sensies! Surely the Cluster is more powerful than the Upside Down?" "@val_about_town I'm legit not even trying to hate on Stranger Things. In some ways I think it's the peak of 80's nostalgia. Like, done well after 15+ years of it being a popular decade to market. But yeah, scrubbed clean of anything more than ""fun monster movie,"" which is easily marketable." "You should! It's on Netflix and you'll be hooked on it by the first episode, I promise. If you end up loving it, let me know! I love to quote tweet new fans I've help create 💕 https://t.co/fMOk8KocEc" "This is probably where we'll lose it, Sensies. I've watched both. #Sense8 is better, but #StrangerThings is more marketable to straight, cisgender people. There are times I think that cishet people will simply never ""get"" Sense8 like we do. And that's okay. https://t.co/blBX6h6OJh" "Hey so I'm no longer going to comment on anything related to Ren & Stimpy for the foreseeable future. Too high of a risk of putting my foot in my mouth. John K's terrible, no one should watch R&S in the wake of this news, please yell at me if I engage in this discourse further." @ASecretRobin @Kitty_Cosmos *giggles* Poor Kitty~ "@Valentine__Vale *offers hugs* Feel better, okay? 💕" "@Cookie_2nd So my phone thinks ""way"" needed to be spelled ""ready."" 'K" @ChaKatKimber @ZJemptv - Order us a pizza - Eat our asses - Call us cute and give us snuggles @Cookie_2nd I'm sure that's an argument made entirely in good faith and in no ready designed to shut down discussion. @Valentine__Vale I worry this is just the beginning. If no one tries to make a trans registry I'll be shocked. @rCharlotteSmith This is such A Look tbh @Kalindlara Omg that sounds so cool! We'll miss you! 💕💕 "I am so, so happy for every trans girl who got her bottom surgery but holy hell am I jealous sometime" HEY DID I EVER MENTION HOW BADLY I WANT GRS ugh @SquishVix Just like in the book! It's not just frog DNA like in the movie. "@mspowahs My god is the ""male, female or transgender"" thing depressing & prevalent. We love to joke that cis people are clueless about gender but I'm frankly terrified of what this implies about just how confused that are." "AND she's stealth so I can't even call upon the resources of the trans community to find her. If we ever reconnect I'm gonna ask for her cell number, I think. I suppose if we do miss each other again, all the more reason to keep coming back to the northwest to visit 💕" She's notoriously hard to get a hold of too! Really I only have her Facebook and she hasn't posted in a couple months. I hope she's alright. It just sucks that I'll be in Portland next month and I might miss her again! She used to live in Colorado when we first met online. RIGHT BEFORE I moved to Colorado she coincidentally moved to Portland. We wanted to meet up last time I was in Seattle but I didn't have a car & she had recently messed up her foot & couldn't drive. I have a friend who lives in Portland. She's the first trans girl I ever met and tried to crack my shell back when I was 18. I've talked about her on here before. I've been wanting to meet up with her for years but we keep missing each other. @RainBlackKat Volunteering my tiddies for service @BrexitWarrior69 It's actually called Fresno "@sunflowerpit I hope so too! And thanks for the thought! It was super sweet of you, but yeah, DS games are weirdly overpriced for how old they are." "@sunflowerpit Don't feel obligated, it's okay. I'm kind of a piece of shit for asking in the first place tbh :P" "I've been itching so bad to play a new Dark Souls. All I've played is 3. This is awful of me, but if someone buys me DS2 I'll play it all the way through & livetweet about it. :V https://t.co/AQ6chw8H9G" "@Bieeanda OH THAT'S THE OTHER THING John K's opinions on animation are hot garbage. Which was a KNOWN thing to animation fans and people in the industry for decades. Basically, fuck John K and kinda fuck R&S a little? But weird art doesn't imply evil people imo." "I'm just wary of going ""Mmmm yes, indeed"" when people are all but calling a cartoon degenerate. There needs to be room for weird art. For gross art. Can we PLEASE not equate weird art with evil people? That just doesn't sit right with me." "By all means, if you weren't already a fan, I wouldn't recommend watching it now, and knowing it was made by a pedophile (AND that said pedophile USED the cartoon's popularity to pray on children), I doubt I could ever return to it either." "As I've mentioned before, American animated television is possibly my favorite subgenre of animation. I'm not one to glorify Ren & Stimpy like some other animation fans will, but I'm not loving hot takes implying that we should've known John K was a pedophile b/c R&S was vulgar." @PixlSheep There's a lot to unpack here. I appreciate the sentiment about trans girls tho? If not the wording? "@MaxKriegerVG Eating raw beef is probably a higher risk than raw fish in general, but if you know what you're doing you can do it. Streak tartare is a thing. https://t.co/0rtdPDeMIp" @Valentine__Vale @LoopSwoopCHOKE It's the magic of 🌺🌼🌹E S T R O G E N 🌹🌼🌺 @rCharlotteSmith cursed tweet @Weird_Autumn27 HI DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT @TransitionL83 You know you could just @ Jen :P @Weird_Autumn27 o oh my 😍💕😍 @KentabooRex Agreed 100%. It feels so freeing 💕 @KentabooRex Isn't being gay the best just gosh @KentabooRex g I'mg ay gAY I'M GAY ur hottt 😍💦💦 @devtesla obtain @Valentine__Vale 😍 @incantatricks same @petercoffin John K is legendarily awful among animation fans. This does not surprise me even a little bit. @SJWMEGATRON Oh hey I'm not even a tiny bit surprised @SJWMEGATRON Lemme guess: John K is running is mouth? @norintha Truth @ASecretRobin @Kitty_Cosmos Omg you're so mean >:3 Though the noises Kitty's making definitely make it worth it~ 💕 @ForeverFrskyFox @SteampunkPenny Maybe! We'll see how everyone's schedules look 💕 @Valentine__Vale @SteampunkPenny 😘💕💕 @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny That's true! The plan is to kidnap you~ 💕💕💕 @Allicrombie @SteampunkPenny I know... I have family there tho :/ @ChaKatKimber I'll make a big long thread on it after I finish shopping "Me: I'll get to show you off to all my friends during our road trip! Mistress: No, *I'll* get to show *you* off to your friends Me: 💕😳💦💕 @SteampunkPenny" @Valkyrie497 Yep! Just have to remove it by hand and try to make that shoreline look normal-ish. @waitworry @CareBearCase Which part? APRIL ROAD TRIIIIIIIIP WITH @SteampunkPenny PORTLAND PEEPS: I will be in town the 19th through the 23rd SEATTLE PEEPS: I will be in town the 23rd through the 29th BE THERE AND BE QUEER "@CareBearCase Nope! In the movies is was ONLY frog DNA, in the books it was every kind of DNA, but my argument doesn't rely on the replite DNA they likely used in addition to others. Dinosaurs are in fact reptiles, which makes birds reptiles as well, technically." @spectra_belle THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THAT KINDA nice https://t.co/760GcxRKEE "Sup y'all, I'm fairly high. Who wants to hear me rant about how the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park should be featherless?" @FinalBossFemme Now I'm just imagining your fursona doing that :V My computer crashed and caused a chunk duplication error D: https://t.co/1kkNT9hUye @MokiAwa It's so exhausting sometimes. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING https://t.co/jOAdtelg9c @Valentine__Vale Sounds amazing~ @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie It's true @Anarcho_Vampire AAAAAAAAAA OMG CONGRATS @BoringNerdyKate omg #goals @TransitionL83 *all the fucking hugs omg* @TransitionL83 That's so scary wtf D: @andreuswolf @arthur_affect Oh Jesus what the fuck @andreuswolf He retweets every reply he makes. @AliceAvizandum #JusticeForBarb @DragonCarebear I think it's completely valid for you to vent and it didn't bother me in the slightest. @ZJemptv Yay more videos! I eagerly await them 💕 @ADisguisedLaugh Omg look who's talking you're adorable :3 "@TransitionL83 Accurate. I'm just so scared for all my friends. I've said this, but I'm so sorry that happened to you. I can't imagine how scary that must've been." "@TransitionL83 I dunno, I've just been thinking lately how justice is ten times harder for us to get. It's scary." @TransitionL83 Being trans really sucks sometimes THANK YOU https://t.co/o13svyJ8sv @AliceAvizandum All trans people are required by law to own a trans flag https://t.co/UviEepLDAD @Djw175 Honestly asking for my sake as much as yours. I've just been nervous to mention it and get laughed at or something >_> @Miss_Xhiel Well I used to do them a lot so maybe a bronze star. :P They've just been getting extremely personal in nature lately >_> "@Djw175 I've always been not 100% sure we have cycles? I mean I believe that you do, I'm just always nervous to start acting like I understand this shit >_>" The 1 like = 1 answer memes can be used to phish. Some of them are almost exactly like password secret questions :/ "@rCharlotteSmith They usually develop in pairs, tho" @ZJemptv Cutie 💕 @Lord_Kristine So Jurassic World 1 or Fallen Kingdom? Just wondering if I should keep an eye out in brick & mortar stores or if I have to go eBay @Lord_Kristine Omg I love the colors! Are these recent figures? @SinWitchCirce YES @aliceincamera I really hope so 💕 @aliceincamera Are you gonna get a refill from the doctor? D: @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Huh. Well regardless he's still wrong. At worst people think he tried to save face but he didn't. CONSIDER: Star Trek but with lesbians @rCharlotteSmith @norintha I saw a tweet from him I think? He was saying he realized he was wrong I thought. @queer_queenie Hahaha what the hell @norintha @queer_queenie @Djw175 why are cishets @TheCrankyWizard THE EEL MERMAIDS HAVE A SHIP!? OMG @TheCrankyWizard THEY'RE SO COOL THO Omg there's a council where they hid all the cool aliens! There's an eel mermaid and a crappy CGI bug alien! Why on earth don't people like Star Trek Enterprise again?! @ItsJenFunFolks *new tattoo I squee'd a bit https://t.co/1vOn4VbLu6 @neilcic https://t.co/HLgk2G4nrf "I don't think I knew what desist meant until I looked it up just now. This isn't a very common occurrence for me. The current discourse makes way more sense now, lol" @transfilmtheory *follows* @LexieP86 Omg I'm so sorry that's happening! :/ You seem cool though so *follow* "Wait no, I lied. THIS was the best scene in TLJ https://t.co/GHjS4RcpUU" """We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.""" "This short video is just incredible. For those who don't know, that's Frank Oz in the pink shirt, reprising his role as Yoda for what I think was the best scene in The Last Jedi. https://t.co/gZT80Jr7PD" @Kalindlara @Ulexar Hug tax is paid with hugs of course 💕 It's hard not to be honestly https://t.co/8gsKtiG1av @Ulexar *hugs tight* @Ulexar I'm sorry you're hurting. I care about you a lot. 💕 @queer_queenie Grats! "@aliceincamera I agree that suicide is a bad idea. I care a lot about you 💕 As for the drinking, I might be a silly atheist but I'm pretty sure God forgives 💕💕" @emuchaton Sup nerd 💕 @Valentine__Vale Yes it is! And it's hot af 💕 @gwen_no_fear Totally understandable imo "@JordanPDunsmore @Linkara19 Final Crisis is one event comic that even I've read (I don't read many comics) and I HATED it. So this has been a long time coming for me, even as a casual fan of Linkara's." @JordanPDunsmore I'm also watching Atop The Fourth Wall at the moment :V "@Valentine__Vale Green is a hard color to get right in my experience. I think you look fine, though!" @GayAsFay Gay "@delinquentme Well, I'm a lesbian, so I don't really care now do I?" "@val_about_town This put a massive smile on my face, thank you 💕" @DragonCarebear I don't think you deserve to disappear. You're awesome and I care a lot about you. ALL of you. I needed to hear this. Thank you. https://t.co/op8cearF59 This one felt extremely satisfying https://t.co/yiEQG1RHa5 @Kitty_Cosmos @Valentine__Vale https://t.co/WGoBhd7bOF The trans lesbian mantra https://t.co/YCeWD7eq7j @Kitty_Cosmos @Valentine__Vale I don't even know what Hedgetopia is but I want to go @ShugoWah Regarding point number 2: God I wish @MagicTransGirl *sweats in gay* "@makewoman1 @transwitchlexi Wow what a completely honest question to ask. Oh wait, no, the other thing. Leading and asking in bad faith. That's the one." "@ItsJenFunFolks I mean technically not currently, no" "@ItsJenFunFolks You will note that my pants are not, in fact, on fire. Checkmate, atheists." @Weird_Autumn27 *offers hugs* I'm so sorry. It's great to be a girl but there are days I wish I was seen as one by more people. "@ItsJenFunFolks 1. You're cuter 2. Sure, cutie" @Valentine__Vale Oh no D: @Anarcho_Vampire I'd appreciate it. I'd like to know if I did something wrong. Hopefully I can better myself regardless of if she unblocks me or not. "@ItsJenFunFolks @ComradeCallie Technically-illegal-if-you-advertise-them-for-this-purpose chemical that, when inhaled, relaxes your butt and makes you feel good." @Rosincredible I thought I disabled block together tho. Maybe she was caught in the cross fire before I did. @ComradeCallie I can tell :P "@Anarcho_Vampire Well if you want, you can ask if she hates me, lol. I truly don't remember blocking her and I worry she encountered my block and was somewhat justifiably like ""Fuck you too, bitch""" "@TransitionL83 I'm so sorry, Ellie." @NyxWorldOrder I don't know. Might've been a false positive from a blocklist? Tagging in @incantatricks in case it was a mistake. I don't remember why I blocked @/trgrrl but she blocked me back and honestly I'm kinda sad about that? Maybe I shouldn't be? I see friends interacting with her. Maybe she's cool and it was a misunderstanding. Just feel emotionally squishy today... "@ComradeCallie Experience tells me I should try it with poppers to be sure I'll like it, but I do really want to try it tbh" @ComradeCallie @ItsJenFunFolks God fucking murder me mommy @ItsJenFunFolks That's valid. I love this kinda thing tho "@queer_queenie (It'll probably work, tho. Just sayin' 💕)" "Disaster lesbian refuses to get out of bed, more at 11 https://t.co/xFf00ZSie7" @00d4n1 Gets weird in the context of orchis tho :V @SteampunkPenny Can't wait 💕 "Oh neat! I have Tourettes too, @PTaylorActor! It's not talked enough about in The Discourse imo. Thank you for the follow! https://t.co/SX2GY3oJaf" "@DragonCarebear It doesn't backfire imo tho. I love trans women. There's a reason I call myself a transbian and not a lesbian in my bio. I get what you mean, though." "@ItsJenFunFolks It's growing so fast! Congrats! Didn't you like, come out as trans then your follower count just exploded or am I thinking of someone else?" I just need a fucking hug so bad. Mistress is at work atm. "@DragonCarebear That's an older picture though, right? Before the real you could be seen by others, in a way. It's not just physical appearance, though. I find a person's essence, their soul if you will, just as much a measure of beauty. Like you ACT cute too. It's all cute 💕" @gwen_no_fear If you follow her Twitter there was a big New Zealand trip with lots of photos :P @queermel Aww shucks now you got me blushing. That's sweet of you to say. 💕 @strangeofgalway I'm always hungry for more :P @LizzyWyrd https://t.co/f8O29m1Xr0 @queermel You're a good person with good takes 💕 @LizzyWyrd Ngl my lesbian senses started perking up "There's a few well-known trans people that should follow me and I'm trying to work my magic but it takes the long game. Casey Explosion's 666 follower count is something I often depressingly nod at thinking ""Nice""" "@neilcic Same, honestly." @queer_queenie Lol I didn't capitalize Monopolies which makes that a weird tweet out of context. Would more than one of the board game be spelled Monopolys? @val_about_town @transwitchlexi Btw you know who else is rad and my friend? @transwitchlexi 💕 "@queer_queenie I actually kind of love themed monopolies (they have one for Gen 2 Pokemon I really want), but putting ""gamer"" on the logo like that Is atrocious" @val_about_town @transwitchlexi 💕💕💕 @val_about_town @transwitchlexi I mean I'm a bit biased because you're my friend :P I still think you're rad tho "Trust me, Trans women are women Trans men are men Non-binary people are the genders they say they are too If you don't make that your foundation, you're not helping or supporting us." "And of course this is only directed at well-meaning cis allies. If you actually want to support trans people (and especially if you think you already do), step number 1 is LISTENING to us, not just when we criticize you, but even for basic shit. Like, you know, our genders?" "Note that these acts of transmisia can even be couched in ""compliments"" I understand WHY you just said ""Wow you look just like a woman!"" I'm trying to explain to you why the framing of that attempt at a nice gesture assumes on some level we're not valid. Sit down & listen, plz." "Or rather, it doesn't make any sense if you're talking about trans women *IF* you see us as women. Like, we get it. You don't. And that's why we're calling you out. We'd really appreciate it if people would stop doing that. It justifies a ton of injustices against us." "@transwitchlexi @val_about_town Seconding this! You're the best, Val 💕" "@Valentine__Vale Sounds like a good boy, honestly :3" "If not, THAT'S the issue we're having. Doesn't mean you hate trans people, but you ARE dehumanizing us. ""I support women, but if a woman has sex with a man, that's gay."" Notice how that makes no goddamn sense. It doesn't make any more sense if you're talking about trans women." "If you're cis and a trans person calls you transphobic/transmisic, before you reflexively argue with them, stop and consider: Would you have said what you did had you been talking about a cis person?" @Valentine__Vale This is a wholesome goal that I fully endorse @Valentine__Vale I worked in an animal shelter for a while so I'm pretty good at reading doggo body language. No pets unless he's comfy 💕 "@JesskaNightmare Yeah women tend to smell like women. Strange, that." "@BoringNerdyKate Goals, honestly. I'd like to get the one I was born with upgraded first tho. I asked for an innie and they gave me an outie." @Valentine__Vale Omg I would love to meet your doggo 💕💕 "@LordDarthBob Seriously though this is why, as boring and exhausting as it is, we STILL need to chant ""trans women are women."" The majority of cis people do not believe this on a fundamental level." Wow on mobile that image uploaded horribly. Hope it looks better for everyone else. Oh fuck I keep having tattoo ideas. I would love to show my alegence to the Simic Combine! It's really just a beautiful symbol even if only Magic players will get it. Trans people would be very at home with Simic. https://t.co/F11y5qbtVb @sense8dailys https://t.co/sTvRjqGJpN "@LordDarthBob ""Women who date men are in a homosexual relationship"" is the rational reasoning of a rational person." @ComradeCallie oh god you're pretty and I'm pretty gay 😍 "@Sona_Sonara Pictured: The tweet of someone who cares I don't even know who this is or what he did, but how can you not immediately tell he's lying?" This is going on the tattoo idea list for sure. Omg I love this!! https://t.co/VSawecuACg I think this is the most I've seen Neil Cicierega tweet in my almost year of constant Twitter use and it's about the validity of some Nickelodeon producer possibly being a pedophile. At least he's agreeing the man is a creep. Twitter's a wild fucking ride. Apparently it was very early IDW. Nearly 12 years ago. But it's such a cool concept companies are still making toys for it. I love it. I love that 3rd party companies are STILL making Hearts of Steel figures. How long ago was that one-off? Was that Dreamwave or IDW? https://t.co/nUS5iTB9xY "@Weird_Autumn27 Same. It'd be nice to exist as a woman for 90% of people I interact with then really only talk about my being trans when it's relevant or when I feel like it. I'm read as a trans woman by everyone, though. So I have to be ""on"" all the time, so to speak." @GuildingLilly They can't have that! That's ours! D: @sweatergirlHana sounds gay Ahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/6wkr1ZLPO8 @BigGoobunny @RainBlackKat https://t.co/UqW5oBCQbM @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/hjNwRQzeLt @pouchedfox @CNN God I hope so #goals https://t.co/XOBcfCm6cg @cutetoykelly God same @Peachqueenallie Vanilla sex is boring who wants that ;P @Peachqueenallie same tbh @queer_queenie The RNG is almost impossible on that. Someone really needs to find a skip. @spectra_belle @WanabeMetalhead No one clown should have all that hornt @rCharlotteSmith Who was before her? Like Meowmon or something "@Valentine__Vale How interesting! Isn't that interesting, Mistress? @SteampunkPenny" hehe hard lesbian @Valentine__Vale Subby you say? :3 "And with that, my sexuality swings back to hard lesbian" "@rCharlotteSmith Consider: Gatomon is an egg, Angewoman is a trans girl" Feeling extremely gay tonight ngl @GayAsFay I don't understand it either tbh @norintha omg Jen @FinalBossFemme That's adorable tbh 💕 @Lord_Kristine Very true @emuchaton what if she nyaa~s @rCharlotteSmith - give people houses @BoringNerdyKate It's kind of the best thing. Like ever. (That's his butt) Binx's favorite position https://t.co/ZgWby31IoO @norintha @SteampunkPenny @Valentine__Vale @CatJudgement Yeah we could hang with them too! @Valentine__Vale Even the way cishet guys photograph their dicks is awful and bad. There are ways to make a cock look appealing wtf @norintha @Valentine__Vale Hopefully something will work out @norintha @Valentine__Vale May as well being @SteampunkPenny into the convo @norintha @Valentine__Vale @Mistress_Emme @sistawendy @FinalBossFemme @Weird_Autumn27 Totally! We're gonna plan out the trip on Thursday and I'll share the deets with everyone but the plan is you'll be with us Jen 💕 @Valentine__Vale @norintha @Mistress_Emme @sistawendy @FinalBossFemme @Weird_Autumn27 Well we're staying in Portland for part of our trip! And we're bringing a van 💕 "@Valentine__Vale @norintha @Mistress_Emme @sistawendy @FinalBossFemme @Weird_Autumn27 They're only a couple hours apart, right?" "@norintha @Mistress_Emme @sistawendy @FinalBossFemme @Weird_Autumn27 If for whatever reason I couldn't live where I am, Seattle would be my next choice for sure." @ContraPoints https://t.co/EtNQ0es0zn "I'm feeling pretty lucky to live my life with you, so there~ 💕💕💕 https://t.co/Ls57LRokEQ" @Valentine__Vale Some filth can never be washed off~ 😉 @Valentine__Vale You say that like it's a bad thing. Sex burns calories too! :3 @Icyrain35 It does that! It really spoke to my soul. "@strangeofgalway That's usually the going price for new releases. Sometimes when they're PC exclusive they're cheaper. No Man's Sky was just REALLY unfinished when it released and that cause a lot of people to hate it. Lower the price can't hurt, at this point." Wow No Man's Sky still has a default price of $60 on Steam. That should be sitting at $20 with the occasional sales on top of THAT. Even AAA games usually drop the price after a couple years. @ItsJenFunFolks Anyone doing that has extreme issues with boundaries. "@XYcyberjulie YOLO, as I'm sure the kids must still be saying" @XYcyberjulie Yep! I ended up buying that instead @Djw175 Well good news then because I bought the trilogy "Dungeon Siege is 97 cents on Steam right now. I can't remember why I originally put it on my wishlist, but it looks really fun! How can I say no?" "@transwitchlexi Saaaaame. It's so worth it to feel in some small part whole, though. ""Should've had these for years"" indeed." "@ADirtyTrans This is an injustice that cannot stand, frankly." "@XylariaVG A) and B) weren't feasible for various reasons at the moment, but those are all good ideas." "Needless to say, this has really fucked with our day emotionally. Some new employee at Mistress's bank decided to make shit up because he thinks trans people are icky. Thread. https://t.co/pdzlFhyCoV" 3 shooty boys https://t.co/VBmWwuE9f8 @Cookie_2nd Looks awesome! Lots of tiny details! I bought toys today because I need joy in my life. Pictures forthcoming. @sistawendy @FinalBossFemme @Weird_Autumn27 I mean I'm visiting in late April @transwitchlexi https://t.co/JLvYFqUA4l "My TL is so scary today. The world is becoming more conservative, more frightened by The Other, just like in the 80s, just like in the 50s... I just want my friends to be safe." @SquishVix Yea those are called aunts @Captain_V_Smith WAIT I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE @transwitchlexi OMG gorgeous!! 💕😍💕 @estrusflask @Hbomberguy THERE we go @Ruby_Lastname @sweatergirlHana Yes that's about what you're going to pay for them. Some Targets in the US are stocking limited quantities and that's what t hey go for. @almafeta Is there an actual list somewhere? I thought part of the scary part was there was no way to check without looking at the person you've muted's account @sp_cantwell @AliceAvizandum I snorted reading that "@gwen_no_fear I had actually FORGOTTEN about that Snoke theory (that I was also a fan of for the record) when I, you know, saw the movie that was much better than my preferred fan fiction. Almost like I really love Star Wars like some kind of fan." PSA: Don't press U when looking at a tweet. You might mute the person and never know. https://t.co/XaR1qbE8Ba @gwen_no_fear I mean if I were Rian I'd have contempt for fans like Armored Sceptic too. @Djw175 I do hope it works out for you! I'm certainly a fan but I know it's not right for everyone. @sweatergirlHana She's being released in July! https://t.co/1BGoZNoEOp @Ulexar is that a song @Ruby_Lastname She's my adorable gay daughter and I love her "@Ruby_Lastname There's no such thing as a fake fan. If you like something, you're a fan." @Ruby_Lastname They make one of her too! https://t.co/G5QvTGN6lE lol can we please untag Hbomb if you want to reply I'm sure his notifications don't need an influx of titty ninja debate :V "@VeraThoris Hbomb wasn't speaking to women in this moment in the video, he was sarcastically agreeing with hypothetical male players who would argue that this sort of thing is empowering to women across the board." Watching some of @Hbomberguy's older videos and I'm feeling this unironically. https://t.co/aKphmCuJ39 @PowerOfMelody @Kalindlara OMG YAY 💕🐮💕 @Kalindlara @PowerOfMelody I miss her too! It's been a bit. @vec2_code_witch I have a mutual who I can't remember the name of (which I feel super guilty about) that dropped off the face of the earth and I really hope they're okay. @CiaraTheBraid @gwen_no_fear You too 💕 "Well since she Liked it so quickly, I was thinking of @gwen_no_fear when I wrote this but this has happened with other people too." "Hey you Yes, you I notice when I don't see you for a while on this hellsite and I miss you." @AliceAvizandum kinda same honestly it's not so bad @RainBlackKat who me "@TransitionL83 I'm glad you're safe, at least *huuuugs*" @TransitionL83 Oh my god are you okay? D: @emuchaton kind of a waste if it's not on some cutie's face tbh @Lord_Kristine You might be the most qualified. @Vangelus This is the man who has been so terrible they named the fecal/lube mixture that can occur during anal sex after him. "Ladies, is it gay to be gay? I mean, you ARE calling each other cute back and forth." @JordanPDunsmore @queer_queenie It's ironic how hard they are to draw when they're right there in front of you as you're doing it. @ADirtyTrans Well I like them now 💕 "@Djw175 @queer_queenie I mean I know you're not lying, but you can appreciate how ridiculous that sounds, right?" @queer_queenie But I will say I know of some lets players despite not ever watching them... Mostly through Game Grumps... @ADirtyTrans Boobies! :D "@Djw175 @queer_queenie That second one sounds made up, lol" "@queer_queenie I mean that was back in the era where I got intensely annoyed at lets plays because usually what I wanted was just a visual explanation of what to do in a game, not some teenager talking at me. Maybe I missed him because of that. I still don't really watch lets plays beyond GG" "@Djw175 @queer_queenie I'm not even out of touch, either. I like Game Grumps, used to watch a ton of TGWTG, The Spoony One & Retsuprae... I used to be a huge JonTron fan... what other cred can I throw out lol Never once heard of this person. Not even his voice rings a bell." @queer_queenie 8 million views and I've never heard of this person. I feel like YouTube is just a sea of personalities that are insanely popular yet completely unknown. "@deathpigeon @queer_queenie I think Scott's procrastination (which I completely sympathize with, btw) and the general decline of interest in the Jpeg Business (to use the PA phrase) led to that happening for most people. But VG Cats will always be one of my favorites." @JordanPDunsmore @queer_queenie I have direct experience in this field. It's extremely hard to get turned on and not distracted by all the flaws only you see. @ChaKatKimber @RainBlackKat @queer_queenie I could have SWORN there was some rule 34 directly from him. @queer_queenie I mean what else was he doing tho tbh @rCharlotteSmith charlotte do you need some ice for that burn "@ADirtyTrans Oooh how interesting~ Isn't that interesting, Mistress? @SteampunkPenny" "@forivall Fuck yeah. She doesn't deserve that kind of attention, especially not on Twitter, but at least it helped in the long run in a very direct way!" "@SteampunkPenny When your soul smiles, mine does too, Mistress 💕💕💕" They make an adorable team! 💕 https://t.co/D26P2ENqte *excited gay noises* https://t.co/NQYUroFSLd @spaghetti_thief @searchthenightt @AlexanderJasp10 @hotcistakes I had turned off notifications for Twitter by the time I had your follower count :P "@forivall I saw that! Do you think it's directly due to the spotlight she's been under, or was she already almost funded?" Kat is getting hangry @JordanPDunsmore I just meant what I think you mean is his personality and actions DO in fact offset any talent he might have. I'll shut up now lol @JordanPDunsmore I think you worded that wrong :P "@TransTwill That's another reason why I refuse to budge on dinner time: If I feed them dinner too early, they'll wake us up wanting breakfast super early. Takkun is nice about it (she just cuddles with you while you're asleep which I love) but Binx barges in meowing non-stop. D:" @ComradeCallie how do i delete other peoples tweets "@JordanPDunsmore Okay, well as a cinephile who's been in love with movies her whole life, I can say: His expertise and understanding of film is not a persona. The rest is kinda questionable though sure" "@JordanPDunsmore I appreciate that he's seen way, WAAAAAAY more films than I have. It shows in how he describes movies. Like, as an artist I recognize that he knows art. I just suspect I wouldn't be able to hang out with the man." @NyciiV Hopefully no one thinks I'm joking. I want those exact tits. "@JordanPDunsmore If we're talking about the same YMS, I feel like he veers too close into anti-SJW territory for my liking." @queer_queenie oh hey same #goals https://t.co/bJ6bbhy8xu "I try to feed my cats dinner at 6pm every day. By 4:30 they're asking for food, without fail. I have never done anything to encourage this behavior. What's even weirder is they appear to have factored in daylight savings time into their calculations." "@LizzyWyrd The list makes it look like The Nightmare Before Christmas was created at Walt Disney Animation Studios and it wasn't. It is a Disney property, and it's amazing, but it's not part of the left half of this particular picture." "@PennyOaken ""CultBlockerPro does not block people simply for being trans"" https://t.co/C47YhbDNnl" @PennyOaken Awwww the full list is far less funny. :/ "@Kitty_Cosmos @Valentine__Vale Ugh, same. I'm super easy to make cum, it's almost embarrassing. >_>" @queer_queenie I mean this is fair given that using transcultist language to talk about anime is a cornerstone of our movement. @Valentine__Vale THANK YOU "Anyone have that screenshot of who CultBlockerPro blocks because the fourth bullet point saying something like ""relating transness to anime"" is fucking comedic gold and is my favorite thing." @WynneCluster Plot twist: Boring-ass Hero of Time tunic because I'm a grumpy old woman D:< it me https://t.co/CApFXFKvl9 "So even if she's cishet, the fact that the Naota insert is a girl feels so special to me. It feels like the series sees me, understands me, & wants to take me for another ride. That's not what's happening of course, but it's still reinforcing my love & connection to the series." "... Okay, maybe I lost the thread there but since FLCL is a coming of age story at its core, its applicable in many ways to all kinds of personal stories about self-actualization. By all rights, in my opinion, Naota should've been a trans girl." "Looking back, I can't help but relate the story to a trans narrative. A strange, beautiful woman from another world beats you over the head which removes your brain and replaces it with a portal that giant robots come out of." "The original #FLCL (and since it's been nearly 20 years: It's pronounced ""Fooly Cooly"") was super formative for me when I saw the dub at age 15. I saw myself in Naota. So I really, REALLY love that the new protagonist in the sequel series is a girl." "@NykkiFace I was like, ""I recognize that title!"" Zinnia's articles are some of the best. 💕" "@hotcistakes why are cishet men just, why" "Hell, even if you hate the idea of ANY job, that's still valid! Pursuing happiness should NEVER be demonized. At most, you're being forced to work by capitalism. Your desire to rebel is called lazy because capitalism needs you to keep working. But we don't need capitalism." """But there's nothing REALLY stopping me from just getting a job, you know?"" Yes there is. You hate the idea of working at the jobs made available to you. You're pursuing happiness, or at least you'd like to (capitalism makes us do a ton of things we hate). You're still not lazy." "Laziness as a concept exists to both justify and sustain capitalism. You know what you're capable of. You know what makes you happy. You are never, ever lazy." "@queer_queenie That's where I'm always confused. Like, people understand that we have the technology and resources to provide for EVERYONE, even if everyone just wanted to sit on their asses all day (though not everyone will), right?" @NuclearTakes https://t.co/4C5Fk67zw0 "@hotcistakes ""No, no, no. I wasn't being transphobic, I was merely being transphobic!"" is Peak Cis." "@BoringNerdyKate (We basically moved on and she doesn't hate me or anything, but that moment, punctuated by what she said, was just... ugh)" "@BoringNerdyKate At Pride last year I met a friend's daughter for the first time who had just come out as trans a few months earlier. At one point during the day, I slipped up and accidentally misgendered her. ""I thought you of all people would get it right."" And my heart shattered." "(Admittedly it's almost impossible to be sympathetic while killing a dog. Ned Stark arguably gets away with it because Lawful Good, but I digress: Fuck Rent)" "And by the way, I actually don't have an issue with the whole ""Kill a dog, you must die"" rule in media? It's just that when it's combined with Bury Your Queers on a character who was extremely unsympathetic in their act of dog-killing it... irks me." "I have no idea if this tweet is funny to anyone but me, but there you go. And no, seriously fuck Rent." "There's an unspoken rule in media that if a character at any point in the story kills a dog, they have to die by the end of the story. This can even happen to ostensibly good characters that are more or less forced like Ned Stark in Game of Thrones. ... Anyway, fuck Rent." @TransitionL83 That would be lovely! 💕💕💕 @Weird_Autumn27 @FinalBossFemme It's both. There appears to be a TON of trans people in Seattle to the point that it's jokingly referred to as a mecca for trans people. @TransitionL83 I haven't eaten all day too. >_> (but now I'm hungry for grits and toast so I hope you're happy :V) @JGpocalypse @FinalBossFemme An experience 💕 "@MagsVisaggs Okay, fair point. And yeah, there's some remote attraction on my part. >_>" @MagsVisaggs This is unfair because neither Chris Evans nor Captain American are like most men. Kinda bringing a nuke to a gun fight. :P "@Valentine__Vale I wish I had an exact date for mine. But at least I have the date of my anniversary of starting HRT, so I might just celebrate that." "@Valentine__Vale I only asked because it means we started transitioning around the same time! I started HRT on June 14, but I said, ""Okay I'm trans, I'll start this whole process"" in September of 2016." @TransitionL83 Mood. @Valentine__Vale (also did you mean Inauguration Day 2017? The vote was 2016 but the inauguration was early the following year) "@Valentine__Vale I started on June 14th of last year, which I found out was Trumps birthday :V" @ChaKatKimber Doomed to a life of being owned & gay & happy? I definitely was :3 "I consider myself extremely blessed with a relatively tiny nose, but this is a fascinating (if obvious in hindsight) phenomenon. https://t.co/tLarWpaFrR" @TransitionL83 Wholesome goal imo A friend of mine just Liked this tweet and I'm struck by how far away it feels I guess? This was the night I met Mistress! It's adorable looking back 💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/YuVCjuU6zc @TheCrankyWizard It's really fucking cool and I don't understand how it basically killed that iteration of the franchise. "@Corgi_of_death Same here. It was usually seen as a fetish by me when I consciously thought about. But like, even pre-puberty I can think back and realize that I wanted so badly to be considered a girl. There was CONSTANT longing." @TransTwill Yeah they have been for years @ADirtyTrans (Also this is too adorable wtf) @ADirtyTrans Lol like I don't know who this is :P I'm starting to think these things are basically never a good idea https://t.co/qCFTCrgFmg FINALLY REMEMBERED TO DO THIS https://t.co/yr08knOWMR Oh shit Mr. Krabs is in this episode of Enterprise "Like I get why it's popular. I love Minecraft too! And it's awesome that kids are no-doubt making countless stories of their own in the game! Hell, maybe even fan fiction based on those stories! But there's demand for external, pre-made stories. I just???" It just boggles my mind that a game with literally no story completely took over children's books https://t.co/Ltn7y9eRus @queer_queenie Quality gay content How is it possible that I had a ceaseless desire to be a girl for decades yet somehow didn't know that I was constantly thinking that? Yet I look back & it's so obvious? Every assumption I've had about Star Trek has been wrong. First season of TNG is awesome Enterprise is actually super interesting. What's next? TOS is right up my alley? @ItsJenFunFolks omg if I could I'd be there in a heartbeat with snacks and pets D: *hugs tight* 💕 "@val_about_town That certainly is what growing up felt like, lol" @ZJemptv That's awesome news! 💕 @Bieeanda @Kalindlara @ItsJenFunFolks @norintha *huuuuuugs you both* <3 "@val_about_town There are moments I wonder if I'm not on the spectrum. It's apparently impossible to get diagnosed as an adult, and honestly I'm not sure if knowing for sure would help? But I wonder at times." @Anarcho_Vampire Question: Can I be honest about your arms and say I think they're beautifully femme and still get my ass beat? Asking for a friend. @ItsJenFunFolks @norintha @Kalindlara oh hey you too? @TransTwill Binx says hi :3 https://t.co/ftJk9E135f This is the part that makes it not a brag to say I have a big heart. It very legitimately sucks sometimes. https://t.co/HHxEt6038n @queer_queenie *But no seriously looking back after you transition makes everything make sense and it's not that all depression was secretly gender dysphoria BUT IT'S KINDA A LOT LIKE THAT ACTUALLY) "@queer_queenie This is literally what it's like, ascot and all." @queermel There's a restaurant Mistress and I go to where the staff ALWAYS genders us right. But I can't help but think that they only do that because they can tell we're AMAB and can see we're being feminine. Either of us COULD be enby and they'd get it wrong. It really sucks. "@Kentadoodles I WISH I could hold grudges. Seriously, it'd make life so much easier. I'm too soft for that. I always forgive (or forget)." "What I do is not hard. I'm sorry, but it isn't." "I'm gonna throw out all my normal instincts to be humble and just say: I have a big heart and I try to love everyone, and I continually find that people think that's rare and special. I know that sounds like a massive brag, but to me it makes me profoundly confused and sad." @rCharlotteSmith living the dream @emuchaton @XCassidyQuinnX That's a very good doggo pupper Source: I've worked in a human society and have met MANY doggos. "@queermel I get a form of that, occasionally. Sometimes I legit don't want to talk to a person and for no good reason beyond ""I dunno, I was watching this YouTube video"" but you can't just tell them that. Every reply from them is frustrating >_>" And it's silly because I could think of a thousand legitimate reasons someone got distracted. But what if they didn't? That's the circular thought train my brain takes me on. "@apocCrit FUCKING SAME And yeah, I'm subtweeting someone but obviously not in like an angry way." "Just put me in the ""will probably freak out if I said something in DMs that I'm worried upset the other person and then they don't respond for minutes"" camp then" @AliceAvizandum plot twist: we're both hot @AliceAvizandum Fun fact: You're pretty fucking hot okay "@ZJemptv I will admit there have been times when I've used that exact descriptor, but I'm still here, following you. I think you're pretty cool. I dunno. If it's something you're legitimately worried about, I wouldn't mind giving you some outside perspective in DMs or something." @ZJemptv It's fascinating how long we can lie to ourselves about our genders. @petercoffin It's exhausting watching trans women get what sure as hell feels like ten times the outrage whenever they do something that the public deems inappropriate. I actually can't tell if it's because they're trans or because they're women. Probably both. "I appreciate that if you sort an Amazon wishlist by ""purchased"" it'll hide things purchased by others with a warning asking you if you want to spoil the surprise. Saving me from myself. I appreciate that." @ZJemptv Maybe sometimes just a tad? >.> @AnaMardoll I'M GONNA BE REAL SURPRISED IF I WAS TRULY THE FIRST PERSON TO COIN IT BUT OKAY "@KateLibc @mspowahs @ZJemptv Well since everyone else is sharing (RIP Zinnia's notifications): When I sign my art, I sign it with a stylized KG. I also kinda like how K is sort of an underdog letter that does stuff C could just as easily do. Kat's a cute name, and then I backwards engineered it to Katlyn." "Me with my deadname: If you're curious, I'll just let you know what it was. No big thing. Me when assholes intentionally deadname a friend: SAY THAT AGAIN, FUCKER" @AnaMardoll Have we coined the term ablesplain yet because it appears we need it @mspowahs @ZJemptv That's super cool! Just dropped a letter! I love it. 💕 "@ZJemptv (Oh, and in the interest of fairness: I was born with the name Kevin)" "@ZJemptv This really makes me wonder how many trans people stick with the ""new name has the same first letter"" thing because I did that as well as a ton of other friends I know." "@neilcic I mean, surely he's following you? Gotta keep up-to-date on the comedic music scene." @PhoinixArt This is why Liberals are trash. Their larger goals are partisan gotchas. Frame it like that and their indecision on how to treat marginalized individuals makes more sense. @PhoinixArt @queermel The real tragedy in that scenario :V @ADirtyTrans @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 Human Jentipede? @TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans Jen is the Galactus of Butts @deathpigeon Fuck yeah using that infamy to boost some crowd funding. Maybe some small amount of good can come from it. "@TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans Trying to make Jen hungry, I see" Earlier today (or maybe yesterday?) I saw someone talking about estrogen coffee and now I get it. :/ "For those who didn't hear, I guess they made a tweet where they jokingly said they put their spare estradiol pills into strangers' coffee at Starbucks? Like it very obviously looked like the kind of Trans Twitter joking we all love, but I guess it became a Big Controversy." "Oh god I just heard about LLW902. I don't think I knew them? But they somewhat understandably have deleted their account and putting their name into the search bar just gets ""LLW902 starbucks"" as a suggestion. I guess the news media ruined their life. That's awful." @morganagod #goals @ItsJenFunFolks huge if true (The fact that they're evil mirror universe versions doesn't hurt either) One of the most reliable ways to get me to be interested in an Autobot: https://t.co/8dGWrAFeZ5 @transwitchlexi I like the outfit! Super cute 💕 @Valkyrie497 That's fucking awesome! A true testament to just how far the series was willing to go with its characters and story. @Valkyrie497 Even better! Is there a 3rd party company making weapons for the Legends figures? Brawn's is absolutely terrible and most of them don't even get that half-assed attempt. My brand: Transformers but also butts https://t.co/g2RTNEnpIg Me: I'll just put a couple toys on my computer. Gotta make sure there's plenty of ventilation! Also me: https://t.co/EBYqs1v14y @BoringNerdyKate sounds p gay tbh "@spectra_belle I consider it a miracle we got them post-G1 at all. They're a neat idea, but they're really just empty shells with limited articulation. It's hard to sell in 2018 without making them tiny and cost only a few bucks." @spectra_belle I would be shocked if we never got larger Prime characters. Eventually we'll have all 13. They're kinda running out of memorable G1 characters and the Generations line has to keep going somehow. AND the Pretender shells work just fine while empty! I legitimately am excited to collect them all. Couldn't say that with the Titans. "Also, with Titans, there were... how many of them? You'll only ever see them on your self as heads of other robots anyway. But with Primes, there's only 13, and putting them in robot mode on your shelf makes sense and doesn't leave you with a headless robot." "Like when I bought the Skullgrin figure, I got Liege Maximo. It's probably not Liege at his full potential (kinda small for a god), but it's all of him in both modes, at least on some level. https://t.co/0gDcSy4elP" "I think I like Primes better than Titan Masters. With Primes, that's the whole character: A tiny robot that turns into like a god cube or whatever they are. With Titans, you NEED a body or it's just a silly head sitting on its own." "@norintha @SteampunkPenny I don't know what I did to deserve the hottest woman on earth owning me, but here we are!" smol boys https://t.co/puPDe4Cf9x "I have a frustrating 90% of my Magic collection all in one place, but I know my Ixalan cards are somewhere else and there a couple other holes in my rare binder that makes me think there's a half-built Commander deck hiding somewhere in my stuff..." Finally Toy Galaxy are focusing on the important things: Glow in the dark toys. Known to be scientifically cooler than all over flavors of toys. https://t.co/buNdLoN2Nz @ButtGoblin666 i'm onN MY WAY "@ButtGoblin666 I was like: there's so much :o But yeah, edging will do that I suppose. I'm never patient enough >_>" "During our walk earlier today, @SteampunkPenny described @emuchaton as having ""Wholesome butt lust""" "@Weird_Autumn27 Big, eternal mood" I found out today Ziggy (Mistress's dog) has a full name: Zigward 💕 "Almost as if my subconscious had something to say about this tweet, I had a rather vivid and extremely enjoyable dream about having sex with a cis guy last night. OKAY, BRAIN, I GET IT. We're pansexual today. Jeez. https://t.co/tIplYGUkTq" "@ExistentialEnso It's funny because a lot of the original rules have gotten rewritten by house rules over the years. There's nothing about collecting $200 every time you pass Go, for instance. Players have slowly made it more ""fair"" because capitalism is inherently unfair." @AliceAvizandum Ah yes 5 years ago I remember it well which is why I never deleted it "@SinWitchCirce Well even setting aside the harassment, neither of us have played the game. Sometimes intent is overwhelmingly obvious. TECHNICALLY you can't be 100% sure, but we haven't played the game. We're working at an extreme disadvantage." "@SinWitchCirce Sometimes intent seems obvious. And even if that's not the case here, the harassment she's faced is not justified. I haven't played the game either, for reference" @AliceAvizandum alice did you know this guy is an expert in religious ideology and is in no way motivated by anything else https://t.co/lEFKjLJbCg @AliceAvizandum look it was the only gif of tbat scene okay @CaseyExplosion I'm really scared @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/wWOCzHkBJb @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/54ZLFSRH9b @00d4n1 That's a good way to word it! "I also love enbies of all kinds, but I often find that most of our sexuality terms are ill-equipped to include non-binary genders if that makes sense? In other words I strongly feel that someone who identifies as a lesbian can love, date, marry, etc enby people, imo" "I often say I'm a lesbian because, if I HAD to pick a sexuality, I'd be most comfortable just sticking with girls. I sometimes say pansexual only because boys can, regrettably, be sometimes kinda hot I guess." @val_about_town Exactly! @Emmagicalgirl This is far more likely to be fair "@val_about_town Sometimes good things are also kinda bad things though? Like, makeup can be a pain. Girl stuff is often (not always, but often) a bit harder. I love hating that stuff and I hate loving it. I don't know if this is gender euphoria, subbyness, or both, but there it is. >_>" "@queer_queenie In my experience, subs are generally people who desperately need that kind of direction in their lives. So it's absolutely a massive benefit to a ton of people." These are all true things https://t.co/2QPVAyGuJM @CeltThulhu @JordanPDunsmore @BabyGrotesque Is this pod racing? "(And yes I know I don't *have* to wear one. It's complicated gender feels and it's hard to fully articulate, but hopefully a bit funny and relatable?)" Trans girl gender euphoria is loving that you hate wearing a bra "The theme is more or less the result of the What If posited in the flavor text of Mystic Genesis: ""The Simic can grow anything out of a puddle of sludge. I just hope they never join forces with the Golgari."" —Teysa Karlov, Grand Envoy of Orzhov" "I probably have way too many non-basic lands. I literally just scoured Gatherer for almost every relevant land, but it'll probably get shaved down. I'm mainly looking for fun ways to use +1/+1 counters and/or ways to make my creatures unblockable or have hexproof." "I'll probably never actually make this into a deck, but I've finally gathered all my favorite cards from the brief period of time I played Magic and threw together the beginnings of a Commander deck. Any ideas for additions? https://t.co/vx0qnRIAtl" "@XylariaVG I blocked her and she blocked me. It just... bothers me that she's suddenly become somewhat popular. Maybe it shouldn't. If what I heard was true, she's dangerous and destructive but I guess I don't need to see any of that if we blocked each other. What can I do anyway." @00d4n1 Fun fact: I am also suuuuuuper gay tbh "@PennyOaken @SteampunkPenny She's at work at the moment, sadly :/" "Sorry, I'm having a crisis of conscience here. If I'm wrong, I helped spread malicious lies about someone and that's not fucking cool." "I've heard some scary shit about her. Fuck, I WANT them to be lies. But it's her word vs everyone else so what the fuck do I do? No other well-known person in this community has, to my knowledge, gotten a comparable reputation. What do I do in the face of that?" "Lord fucking help me, I'm back on my bullshit. Yeah I'm SURE she thinks people who are seemingly not problematic are serial killers. Of course she has a problem with the idea of a community ostracizing an individual." @Lessons2history @KentabooRex Kentaboo makes such good art 💕 God: I've done it! I've created gender! Satan: You created a bunch of trans people is what you did. Look at them. They've got anxiety. """God doesn't make mistakes!"" Listen Shannon, my entire anatomy developed in complete opposition to my gender. I'd call that at LEAST an oopsie on God's part." I had the best idea for a tweet but now it's left me completely. "@rCharlotteSmith I literally did the same thing, curious cat and all :3" @rCharlotteSmith Hey Charlotte remember when I was this timid @rCharlotteSmith Sylveon is kinda like a bunny @ItsJenFunFolks Cuddle DEFINITELY Kat's topless on main whatever shall we do Tabitha the T-Rex has proven to be the best $20 I ever spent https://t.co/nhVgVMjKlG "@rCharlotteSmith Too late, the TERFs & tankies are already circulating the out of context screenshot :P" @PlushieCS I won't push you away if you need someone to talk to in DMs. In guess it makes sense. Of course she hates me: I believed her victims. I just... I don't want to say who it is. I'm already talking about her on my TL. That looks obsessive. For some reason it sticks in my craw that she's the only person who isn't a random stranger using a block list that's blocked me. I mean I blocked her first. Again. But it looks like she blocked me back. Again. On her new account. @Cookie_2nd good feeling to have imo "@TockTockTock @HeadphoneSpace Good idea, honestly. Enjoy life outside the web." Is Sea of Thieves on PC? I love Rare and pirates so it's right up my alley but I can't justify buying an Xbox One for it. @JordanPDunsmore @PlushieCS Sigh x3 @PlushieCS @JordanPDunsmore Yeah I've never heard of this person but this is his pinned tweet https://t.co/3UkhVhw9gK @ItsJenFunFolks omg I hope she's okay "@saybwee ""I wonder if they mean the Iguanamouth drawing?"" I thought *googles* Yep, that's by Iguanamouth. She has a Tumblr I was huge fan of back when I regularly used Tumblr." "@ItsJenFunFolks Plot twist: Aunt comes back with a ""what's this?"" reply" @rCharlotteSmith I felt the same It was good @rCharlotteSmith Nice bowobs Oh fuck I didn't know this was happening. The original is probably my favorite musical. https://t.co/KlqV8FxtV0 "@spectra_belle Oh! Interesting. Still, they committed to some interesting arcs for the characters." Meanwhile now I REALLY need to get the series in those hardcover volumes before they stop printing them. "Is Megatron still an Autobot in the IDW comics? I hope he stays that way until the upcoming end. It'd be really cool to look back on that universe and be able to summarize just how much took place by just saying ""By the end, the franchise's villain was effectively a good guy.""" "@ButNoPotato I think this one's my favorite so far. Like, did they read the words? That they just typed? I'm just?" @rCharlotteSmith no no we must let it spread @RainBlackKat @soulfulgeckooo I recommended blocking them. They argue with trans people until we blow up and they get a screenshot. @Comrade_Yui They are both very special movies to me that honestly belong on my personal top ten. This is the first I'm hearing about this noooooo D: https://t.co/VN1GWzB9qJ @soulfulgeckooo @RainBlackKat https://t.co/3Ab57m5fAM This looks rather fun 2017: The Last Jedi and Guardians of the Galaxy 2 don't make me choose 2016: Zootopia 2015: The Force Awakens 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2013: Iron Man 3 2012: Cloud Atlas AND Wreck-It Ralph >_> 2011: Hugo 2010: How to Train Your Dragon https://t.co/CKcOKs8RXf "@Allicrombie @fktransmisogyny I have on occasion, ate more than men" "@Waspshot23 Is there a tv tropes for ""every alien is an ape for some reason""?" @Waspshot23 Probably the same reason why a race of robots would resemble some random mammalian alien from across the cosmos before ever being seen by said robots "@strangeofgalway First asterisk is a u, second one is an e. third is an a. There's just a lot of troubling rumors. She's infamous for all the wrong reasons in a lot of trans circles. I've seen her exhibit abusive behavior, but at long as you just steer clear you'll be fine." (None of you even know who I'm talking about lol) "Twitter is so fucking weird. Internet Personality Vangelus reads my tweets and knows I have a Mistress. There's nothing wrong with that at all, but it's sits really weird in my brain. Makes me giggle, honestly. I am extremely amused and bemused." "Really disappointed that I keep seeing La*rel*i B*iley's name pop up everywhere. She really appears to be gaining traction with her new username. I can't really warn people with just rumors. Accounts of accounts of victims. That's enough for me, but it's not enough to warn randos" "Couple days now of talking things out with Mistress. Lots of crying. Lots of learning. I like to share with others, but hopefully it's understandable why I can't go into details. The good news is our relationship is all the stronger for it." "@BhardaSullivan @AnaMardoll I don't really have the emotional spoons to respond to what I think is the intent of this reply. The people who died are dead, the people who they lied about dying are not dead." @emuchaton @BoringNerdyKate Emu is already the High Priestess of this particular church "The recent legislative attack of sex workers has had me feeling scared & powerless. Countries all over the world are pushing away The Other, which is going to get people I care about killed. To all my SW friends: Stay safe. I care a lot about y'all." @aliceincamera Consider: spit in my mouth @PetyaLB You're the hero we need View outside one of our windows. Everything's getting so green so quickly! https://t.co/3OaQK4NRMK @ComradeCallie I really wish I liked my girlcock. It would be so much easier. so much crying today I'm exhausted @AnaMardoll In a way By revealing the truth They effectively cut the death toll by half kinda need to chat about sad things in DMs any takers Plush fren + socks are extremely on point today https://t.co/tcLUllfrGh @ZJemptv Black cats use their witchy magic to turn their brown fur black :3 @Comrade_Yui Yeah fuck that @Comrade_Yui This picture gave me nightmares as a kid My eyes feel all puffy from crying "@upandoutcomic It was based on a sequence in one of the Muppet movies, wasn't it?" @ChaKatKimber Yeah I really miss my last dog. She was a pittie that had the world's biggest heart but she was technically my ex's dog.... "@TockTockTock He's done that for a lot of my mutuals, myself included" @ChaKatKimber This goes DOUBLE if you have a bully breed like a Pit Bull. Guess who gets blamed if another dog attacks a Pit Bull? They're NOT aggressive breeds but that matters little to most people. @ChaKatKimber are you me My love of chocolate is only surpassed by my love of chocolate + peanut butter @Allicrombie Maybe another time. Thank you tho. "@AnaMardoll I mean, 15k followers. I don't know how you can stand it." "Looks like I might just have to return my mouse to Razer because of this busted scroll wheel. I'm still under warranty according to the app it uses, but I have no idea HOW to initiate that??" "@SinWitchCirce Yeah now that you mention it, it does appear that naming it CultClocker was an attempt to make it more palatable to non-TERFs. As long as it gains and maintains infamy as being specifically for TERFs we should be fine." "That should really say ""trans blocker"" but it's not my most egregious typo" Fuck yea I'm popular enough to be blocked by the trans blockers TERFs are using! I find the very idea of this list hilarious given that TERFs require trans people to scream at. They talk about us WAY more than we talk about them. Good luck doing that with a block list like this. https://t.co/g2C9hnxCVW "Likes will be seen as support, for those of you who feel the desire to." @starshpgirl Trans girl culture Had a rough night last night. Having a rough morning this morning. There's been lots of crying. My mouse wheel doesn't scroll anymore. I just bought this thing. I can't find anything in the settings that seems to be the cause. Any ideas? I can't browse like this. "@Czaroline Yes, absolutely. And it usually takes me way too long to work up the gumption." @AnaMardoll I honestly felt that was a given @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie I mean she's not wrong @gwen_no_fear Omg congrats!!! 💕💜💕💜 @sammiep84 you say that but I can't even deepthroat them it's so unfair "Tried flavored condoms for the first time tonight! - Smelled like strawberries, tasted like rubber - Didn't even fully fit for the person wearing it so that was kind of a bust, lol" THE FIGMA STAND FITS OMG https://t.co/VyFyqC44DO @SteampunkPenny This face makes me squirmy 💦 >.> @princess_stef69 https://t.co/Acu1rYLmvF Finally found this guy at retail! He needed a ton of floor polish to tighten up his joints and I'll never need to put him in his dragon mode but HE'S SO COOL HE'S LIKE A DARK SOULS DRAGON ROBOT https://t.co/irQtJ0G0k3 Having an amazingly queer night with the super cute @deathpigeon! 💕 https://t.co/1nVoQ15TOU @FrillyHyena I was instructed to be vague on the details~ "@princess_stef69 As I said, I'm being charitable to make the point that it doesn't even matter if we take her word at face value." @rCharlotteSmith is there another kind "I'm a twitchy, melty puddle 💦💦" @itsviviactually @rCharlotteSmith hlep i'm being bullied on twitter dotg com @itsviviactually @rCharlotteSmith n NO YES MAYBE @rCharlotteSmith nudes where "@TockTockTock @NoRulers_ @ClassicCommie @deathpigeon Gonna steal ""libertarian dingdong"" lol" @d_m_elms @briankesinger Figment for life! @cybergoth_xxx @LiberaEtImpera Hatch every queer! @drenpile_mark @norintha I might have to play it. I can't remember if it's only on my wishlist or if I bought it in a sale but I trust Jen's opinion and no one should say anything is better than Super Metroid lightly @Lexidaysical I might have to try that :V "@queermel Thank you, sometimes it helps to hear that 💕" @destroyeroftroy I love your Rebel Alliance pride pin! @Lord_Kristine I thought you said Cute Girl and I got excited :/ @emuchaton gosh I think your cute and like I love ur butt tbh 💦💕💦 @alicenoircat I got way too excited because there's a super obscure Transformers character named Counter-punch >_> @cybergoth_xxx Saaaaaaame @sistawendy I know some trans guys who do the same. I'm actually super interested in the stories and journies of trans men but I always am scared of coming off creepy. I know I don't always like it when people are fascinated with me as a trans woman. Sometimes I don't mind tho tbh... @TransTwill It conveys exactly that and I really appreciate it 💕💕💕 I can't thank mutuals like @TransTwill enough for just liking the occasional tweet from me. Keeps me from getting too much in my own head with worry about this kind of stuff @ellle_em What if i dislike all of these? :P Btw this is NOT a criticism of trans guys. This is literally what my anxiety & OCD does to me completely irrationally @RainBlackKat Oh awesome! "Any other trans girls second-guess everything they say about trans guys for fear of sounding/acting ignorant or is that just me? It's not even that I have negative things to say, but even with the positive stuff my OCD will over-worry that I got something wrong..." @RainBlackKat What's this from? My tax return came in this morning! We can finally fix up the van! @Cosmos_Cookie @saybwee Were it not for the Atlantic Ocean I'd come over there and bug you in a heartbeat :V My local Target refuses to get the new Spider-Man figures in and I'm mad about this. I want that Lizard Build-a-Figure. And that new Mysterio figure! Ugh. "@odinsdream Yeah like I said, I get where you're coming from. You'd know if I was angry at you. Just venting. I never get to vent about that." @TheTransGiant It's glorious! 😉 @PinkMaggitMGF #goals @Cosmos_Cookie Yeah that'd be my second choice. Plenty of time to decide though. "@odinsdream Mistress has some cryptocurrencies. I get so sad seeing tweets like this, but like, I get it. I understand where you're coming from. I never share that Mistress has some money in cryptocurrencies because you just can't when you're a leftist on Twitter." "You know I really want a back-covering, full-color Majora's Mask tattoo but I also want to be able to see it sometimes? Not sure. The back is such good tattoo real estate..." @Cosmos_Cookie Your hair competes this look so much I gotta say Got really dysphoric about the (thankfully blonde) hair on my hands earlier. Still feel very uneasy about it. Easy fix at least. @AnalComrade I promised some friends I wouldn't RT photographs of lewd bits but this is me casting my vote that I'd RT (and NOT Like) if I could >_> @odinsdream Is it just bitcoin or all cryptocurrency? How did this happen again? @ComradCapacitor This is an extremely strong contender @saybwee @Triskitten Heeeeey~ 💕💕 Your bio convinced me to follow back. These are all good things. "@queermel Yeah I usually wouldn't call myself brave but I admit it's a rather confident thing to do. I just figure, fair game, you know? You're rude to me I'm rude right back. And not that I would know, but I think your theory about you being AFAB is probably accurate. I'm read as AMAB :/" I feel like we need a better name for Ian other than Ant-Man since Ant-Man is a fun hero whose name shouldn't be sullied like that imo. Ant-Boy maybe? @queermel I blocked Ant-Man early enough in my Twitter career that I had no idea he was obsessed with Queenie. Fuck that creep. There was also an old man eating in the outdoor section of a restaurant as Mistress & I walked by a few days ago that I tried this on and once he realized what I was doing he looked down VISIBLY ASHAMED. It's such a fun trick. @ChaKatKimber owo what's this @Triskitten I noticed! I'm quite pleased 💕 Could always use more though! "She didn't let up the entire time! Which doesn't even surprise me that much. This is being trans in 2018, sadly. But at least I can have some fun with it." "I gave her a couple beats to make sure she was, in fact, staring at the two transes walking by. She absolutely was. So I locked my eyes onto the shades she thought were keeping her gaze hidden." "Mistress & I were walking from the parking lot into Target, and in the closest spot to the store there sat a woman in sunglasses in the driver seat of a van who's face never turned away from us. Like full-on ""busts from Haunted Mansion"" style." "Seriously, you wanna stare at me like your mom never taught you manners? I'll stare right back. The results have been EXTREMELY entertaining." "So, fun fact about being visibly trans in public: people stare. Right now I'm firmly in the ""This is a weird novelty"" stage, but I've developed a fun response: I stare back." My opinion of Rogue One that I thought was fairly uncontroversial yet y'all make me question that every day: It's a bad movie with flat characters BUUUUUUT if you're a Star Wars fan it's required viewing and I personally love watching it. "I don't even collection the 3"" figures but I have a lifelong love of everything Jabba and I kind of need this in my life. https://t.co/px43vQ0Px5" Tired: The Last Jedi was divisive among fans Wired: Rogue One was divisive among fans "@maritronsbian Same!! I didn't figure this shit out until I was 29! HRT wasn't until 30! My 20s were a haze of dull dysphoria, looking back." "@glyphicality @Lookin4Serenity I still love his line ""Trans people's genitals are, medically speaking, none of your fucking business."" He's my favorite technically-milquetoast liberal on TV." @Valentine__Vale Can just one tech company actually give a shit for once. @Pixeljade I have! HRT really is magic! @ComradeCallie HRT is magic! ✨ @ZJemptv Hey that was me last week! It lasted for days it was real gross lol "It's kind of adorable how often our best white knights are revealed to be eggs. How many us were like this: ""Hey! Leave trans people alone! They're sweet and amazing and I wish I were one oh GOD do I wish that was me but be nice already!""" "@val_about_town All our best white knights are secretly eggs, lol" "Listen I looked everywhere for a photo from 2012 but I wasn't in many pictures then. Here's a tweet I made a couple weeks back that includes a pic of me from early 2015. In 2012 I looked VERY similar, it's just that my beard was simply shorter. https://t.co/dKNFpAzohy" @val_about_town You looked like such an awkward egg omg Far cry from the gorgeous trans enby you became 💕💕💕 @Emmagicalgirl I mean you were 11 for the last movie but yeah I guess unless you had an older sibling who loved it it was before your time. Damn I feel old. @Emmagicalgirl How old are you if you don't mind me asking? "@Emmagicalgirl This is why I said in the very next tweet ""We don't necessarily need to be charitable of course but I'm making a point that even if we are it's a lost cause.""" @Lord_Kristine It's literally a genetic crossover event :V :V :V (sorry) "@queermel Yeah I'm one of the slightly older fans. I guess I was only 10 when the first book hit, but I was 14 for the first movie and 24 when the movies ended. I had been drifting away from the series for years. I still like the movies, but the books? I feel worse about them every day." "@Unlewd_Dolly YUP, exactly." "@LordDarthBob I really think this boils down to she thinks trans people are icky, but knows you're not supposed to say that in polite conversation & also kinda doesn't need to give a shit because she's insanely rich. It's a massive shame, but hey, at least all of her characters are trans now." "@Unlewd_Dolly After enough days it's very hard to see who did and did not Like a tweet. You're not wrong, but I think that's besides the point. I can grant a TON of assumptions to her, one of which being she doesn't know how Twitter works, and she's still being shitty about this." "Just imagine if Rowling ACTED like the caring, kind, generous woman we grew up thinking she was? That'd be grand, wouldn't it?" "Like just imagine if she found the nearest reporter and poured her heart out in apology. ""I am SO SORRY to the trans community. It must have been an accident as I have no memory of that tweet but that does NOT excuse me."" Then maybe she could donate to Mermaids or something" "So EVEN IF Rowling Liked that stuff on ""accident""? Doesn't matter. She clearly does not give two shits about us. She very obviously does not think there's any implication in Liking those tweets that affects her in a way she cares about. Her callousness is apparent." "We don't necessarily need to be charitable of course but I'm making a point that even if we are it's a lost cause. There's no way in hell she's secretly supportive of trans people, even in her lame ""Dumbledore might be gay uwu"" way. We'd know by now." There's basically 2 possibilities here if we're being charitable - Rowling accidentally Liked some anti-trans tweet & loves trans ppl - Rowling accidentally Liked some anti-trans tweet & could not possibly care less about the reasons why people are mad beyond how it affects her "@hotcistakes Trust me, sweetie, none of us want to be owned by your bigoted ass, not even those of us who WANT to be owned." @Cosmos_Cookie God the colors are so fucking good! https://t.co/D5aqxtWsDU "Why the fuck was it on her timeline More to point though: This isn't enough. Continued ""accidental"" support of anti-trans bigotry while showing ZERO support of trans women just looks like you care more about being left alone than what happens to trans people. https://t.co/oYokhpEkLH" Really wanting to touch my pussy Who put this fucking cock there Can I get them fired somehow @elvortel I doubt that~ @Kalindlara This painting contains powerful lesbian energies good god "gosh, all of my trans friends have amazing butts it's so unfair~ 💦" @Lookin4Serenity That's very true I forgot about that. @AnaMardoll You could always use two more! Or three or four. 💕 @LivyAubergine Omg nice butt! 😍 "@AnaMardoll OMG I WANT ALL THE PICTURES If you ever have any questions, I worked at a humane society for a while and I own two kitties 💕" @yourgirlmelt Turns out she was always kinda not great huh :/ "COOL SO IT TURNS OUT R*PAUL IS IN THE JOHN OLIVER MARLON BUNDO AUDIO BOOK. We can't even have a nice ""Fuck you Mike Pence"" book about a gay bunny without it being ruined. Lovely." @thomavella Goddammit :/ @CaseyExplosion Do whatever you need to to stay safe. :/ @thomavella Which one? @Valentine__Vale Omg yes I love that part! More control for Mistress is always good 💕 Reasons why collars are the best: - Makes you look like the pet you are - It's like a constant hug from your owner - The jingle-jangle of the leash ring "@Diana_Hignutt ie, living the dream" "I just love the idea of the movie having taken so long to make, the original core audience has almost aged out of the demographic they're trying to attract." I love how RP1 was described as this 80's nostalgia crossover when it was first published & now the two most talked about references in the trailer for the movie are Tracer & The Iron Giant you know everyone's favorite 80's characters @Ulexar Well I think the gull wing doors open at one point but otherwise yeah it hardly registers at a DeLoreon @transfilmtheory Oh no this is childhoods now? I was solidly in like my late teens at the time >_> @emuchaton @OhPoorPup It's tail time "@Ulexar Yeah at no point does it sell itself as a dumb crossover. Like I saw the trailer before A Wrinkle In Time with my sister and she doesn't know who Tracer or The Iron Giant is and the DeLoreon is rather ""blink and you'll miss it""" "@maritronsbian @Lord_Kristine I'm literally paraphrasing a line from The Lost World :P. Kristine gets it, lol" @Lord_Kristine I DON'T KNOW I FIGURED YOU SET ME UP FOR THAT @Lord_Kristine How many How many Sarahs are on this island anyway "@BoringNerdyKate How How are you able to pump out this many relatable thirst tweets (Also are you taking signups for the ""becoming legally an android doll"" thing?)" @Lord_Kristine Sarah Harding? Gay? ... Honestly as a lesbian I could be duped into dating Ian Malcom too. That's fair. @ItsJenFunFolks Jesus is coming Grab a towel @CareBearCase You're so pretty are you aware of this Story of my life https://t.co/vsexOsdxM5 @GuildingLilly Capitalism is cancelled @Kaelyrhn @Lord_Kristine Wait I signed up for dino cocks Fuck yeah "@chekainformant @deathpigeon You should be, Vikky's the best :3" @ArtDifficulty @emuchaton @TheSinSanity She really does honrt sweetly I'll be damned Gonna be hanging out with @deathpigeon tomorrow and I'm super excited :3 "@Lord_Kristine Well that's awesome because ""silly Jurassic Park fan fiction"" is something I've always wanted to hear so there :P" @Lord_Kristine Can I please read your Jurassic Park fan fiction @WynneOwner I do love my plural friends 💕 @TransTwill I'd love a suit one day too "How can I not follow you back with a bio like that, @Lord_Kristine? https://t.co/Wq6WAmXfsp" @FauxPup Same honestly @emuchaton your best tweet yet @XylariaVG That's what I'm SAYING @ComradeCallie https://t.co/YSCxi1t8zL I'd really love to have more furry mutuals. I was reminded of the existence of this comic and I though I'd share for the small handful of fellow bronies that follow me. This is so funny to me. https://t.co/JS1vvW6kst https://t.co/ZNxlBXyjkf @norintha @ChaKatKimber 🙋‍♀️ @ComradeCallie Ooh! Ooh! Be a bun like me :3 @forivall @cybergoth_xxx @norintha This was the thread I made about her last year. https://t.co/rMEhA6EpGD The reason I hated the first Flim Flam Brothers episode was of how many creepily-posed elbows ponies had in like every other shot. Watch the episode again & watch the weird poses Studio B put them in. This is the episode where I FIGURED OUT there was another studio animating it. "@AnaMardoll True I suppose, but that's the whole point of a fund raiser? I dunno, I'm not one to go ""Get over it"" to people who have been hurt. And you certainly have way more followers than me, lol" Truer words have never been spoken https://t.co/joWyTMl95U @AnaMardoll I can't imagine that would ever be considered a bad thing for what that's worth @TransTwill Only if we're talking about peanut butter M&Ms @Lil_UnicornGirl Big mood "Yes you are in fact free to be an asshole, asshole. No one is saying otherwise. https://t.co/Qs9fpyow4w" @emuchaton Louder! Hot take: green apple Skittles > lime Skittles This one screenshot has been passed around so much in just two days that there's already jpg artifacting @SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans Omg I am so fucking excited "@ASecretRobin o oh my I'm very gay, hello :3 💦" @cybergoth_xxx @norintha Horrifying is a good word for just the whiff of info I got about her as well. @cybergoth_xxx @norintha I actually don't know much beyond what I heard and a very brief interaction where I was much newer to this site. But I've heard very bad things. @queermel This is the main reason the site can often accurately be described as hell imo "@CRTgirl No, I actually got her attention back in like September or so when I called her out for being an asshole and rightly saying other people have said she's shit. Like, SHE doesn't want me retweeting her either, trust me." @norintha You say that like she only did that once :V @quatoria I'm going to delete that tweet but I'm really worried people think less of me because it. "Please excuse my unironic retweeting of Laurelai. I tend to assume when I block someone on Twitter they stay blocked, but she made a new account and I didn't look at her name... :/" @CRTgirl Oh fucking Christ and I knew that and didn't even look at the name She has a new Twitter is the problem @ButtGoblin666 so unfair~ @ComradeCallie These are the IMPORTANT issues in the subby trans girl community and I'm glad someone is finally talking about it @elvortel Awww shucks I'm nobody. But I'd be glad to follow you back and spread the love 💕 "@ShugoWah It's fucking WEIRD how fast this went into ""shaming people for who they are"" territory. Even saw this used to compare different races. Like, fuck this meme entirely. None of this was worth it." "@stefsanjati @jk_rowling btw for those who don't know, this is not the first time she's done this https://t.co/yEbsNKsEhM" "@Kalindlara LISTEN," "This doesn't mean my fantasies of become besties with my heroes end in sex. I just... I dunno. Lesbians are super fun, I guess." "Like there are a couple I can think of that are very much straight and I'm just like, ""they're super sweet and never in any way need to notice me but if they did that'd be cool I guess?""" "There are a handful of big trans people on YouTube/Twitter that I don't have quite get the same starry-eyed ""Maybe one day we'll be frieeeeeeeeends!"" nonsense fantasies for that I do for others and I just realized it's predicated entirely on if they're into girls or not >_>" "@stefsanjati @jk_rowling No, she's not, because we already know why." Did You Know Gaming is increasingly a collection of anecdotes from developers about what they almost did that one time were it not for the fact that they didn't have infinite time and money. @ComradeCallie It's fun to act surprised tho~ :3 "@hotcistakes ""Abolish pronouns!"" - anti-trans bigots, apparently(???)" @ComradeCallie WHAT SINCE WHEN OMG >////< @queermel Like we ALL KNOW this will end in proper sequels. Either wait until you're ready to give us those or go away. I've done this dance before with Star Wars and it's an exhausting waste of time with questionable results quality-wise. @queermel Also I just realized that I said I don't give a shit that it exists immediately before saying its existence frustrates me. What I'm saying is I'd rather have a proper sequel then this halfway bullshit Expanded Universe Except She Kinda Cares More Than Lucas did nonsense. @FrillyHyena @Kalindlara True! I would not at all be opposed to that. "@queermel This isn't really fair of me, but fuck that play. I don't give a shit that it exists, its existence frustrates me and I hear from everyone it sucks. Regardless of anything else, sure it's cool that Hermione was black in a play, but barely anyone talked about it." "@FrillyHyena @Kalindlara Guardians Vol 3 is coming in 2020, a year after Infinity War Part 2 (which is no longer called that). If Warlock first appears in Guardians 3, it'll be after the Infinity War completely concludes." "@Kalindlara Oh. Yeah, I only know that because I devoured a ton of news articles about Vol 2 after it came out. Adam being revealed this early at all was Gunn's idea. Marvel is making the Infinity Gauntlet stuff exist without him mostly out of necessity." "@Kalindlara Yeah it would require a mild retcon, but like, a planned one? Maybe it's kept as a secret from the Wakandan people? Or maybe Thanos just wants vibranium. That's valuable too. It's possible the Soul gem isn't even acquired at all in Infinity War. Avengers 4 is next year after all" "@Kalindlara Adam Warlock isn't coming until Guardians 3. We only know about him because Gunn pushed for that extra ending to Vol 2, which heavily implies he won't be involved in the events of the Infinity War." "@Kalindlara Yes, and it's red. Soul is orange, and we haven't seen it yet. It's probably in Wakanda though as we know Thanos sends an entire army to invade there and they have an herb that, along other things, allows you to visit the souls of the dead." "@queermel And yet she loves the fact that Hermione COULD have been black. Just as long as we don't have to put that to like, film or anything. Just keep it in your imaginations, please." @ComradeCallie Same! Sometimes it feels like the progress is so slow but I wouldn't trade it for the world 💕 (ps you're so heckin pretty 😍) It's so frustrating that the Space gem was used to create weapons for Hydra and the Mind gem was used to mutate Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver simply for convenience when we have perfectly good Power & Reality gems respectively that they could have used. @00d4n1 She's a VERY smart kitty :3 I keep renewing my [deadname][lastname].com domain every year because I'm terrified of losing it. It still feels really special that my last name is unique enough that I own the website for it. Also finally nabbed kat[lastname].com. I put that off way too long. @RainBlackKat Carefully @RainBlackKat This is why bird biology is usually cheated when trying to anthropomorphize them. There isn't a good answer for you here that ends up looking sexy or natural. https://t.co/EE7euAWBzz "@SteampunkPenny I love BEING your property, Mistress~ 💕" "@JesskaNightmare I feel like the minute you stop having to remind everyone that trans people are valid you see some cis person confused about the basics. Like, we should absolutely be allowed to be more. But the education is so bad..." @transwitchlexi You're both so pretty and these pictures are pretty! 😍 @Ruby_Lastname My kitties snuggle too and despite one being a boy and the other a girl it is the queerest thing on the planet and I love it This picture added five years to my life omg https://t.co/WAaXxcYDDQ @Ruby_Lastname My cats were shits from age 1 to 2. That's basically cat teenagerhood :V HE'S TRYING HIS BEST https://t.co/3l0BBec3l1 @Ruby_Lastname That's ADORABLE OMG "Mmmmmmm I love the word ""pet."" I love that I'm a pet & I love being owned 💕💦💕" @hypnokittymaid You're being such a good pet and making this pet extremely jealous! 😍💦 "@RainBlackKat (And not even in a ""No one who acts like that gets to be called a man"" way-- 23 is BAAAAARELY a fully-formed adult. Usually that's more like 25. You're an adult in the legal sense only)" "If I could reasonably certain my tweet wouldn't be found by outspoken TERFs (as opposed to Rowling's brand of ""soft spoken TERF"") I'd slam that tweet button in a heartbeat." "Self care is typing this out just to vent and then not clicking ""send"" for your own safety. https://t.co/CLbMcZdNNd" @NeitherNora https://t.co/7yH65GHZIe @RainBlackKat *boy "@norintha So like, I almost (ALMOST) have two minds about this. In theory, people blocking hordes of haters on Twitter for their own mental stability is valid. The problem is she's also objectively a bigot and she'll never learn. :/" Like I have no doubt that if anyone confronts her directly about this she'll be completely surprised. Who knows if she even knows that people on Twitter can see what you Like. Even if she does know she appears to be trying to keep it on the down-low and failing. @Valentine__Vale Hey that was me buying that :3 @Commissar_Jane @Valentine__Vale Often things are harder when you're trans. Like so many tiny things can add up to make our journeys more difficult. :/ @Commissar_Jane @Valentine__Vale It's the best thing ever imo :3 @Commissar_Jane @Valentine__Vale omg hon that was such a terrible idea D: Rowling thinking she can Like blatant anti-trans bigotry on her Twitter account without making any official statements on the matter while every day she breaks the hearts of her queer fans more and more: https://t.co/ZAURrMMBWb @TockTockTock Me thinking about anyone still spreading this obvious fucking lie: https://t.co/UYeezDccR7 @mspowahs Hi I'm a furry artist and this speaks to me "@Qyriad Yeah I don't think this thought of mine is universal for everyone. I really was just trying to relate it to my own experiences, but it's possible that thinking that wouldn't have cracked my shell either." @queermel I like that it hit nice and early in the 10's to frame the whole decade of heroes being shit. https://t.co/y4bRBbnRuS @Unlewd_Dolly That's a really good point I didn't consider tbh @starshpgirl I can only repeat what I've heard which is that every feminist writer with a platform in the UK is a TERF. "Also yeah, Johnny Depp. This is literally the thought process of the author of Harry Potter. https://t.co/PKsfZ1sBRs" "(For those who missed it, several months ago she also Liked an article by a TERF that was calling for trans women to be removed from women-only spaces. Like there was an entire paragraph of text that anyone sympathetic to trans people should have felt grossed out by)" "So yeah, I think it's reasonable to conclude that Rowling is a straight-up TERF at this point. All we have for certain on her is Likes on her Twitter account, but even if she's just on the fence and thinking these TERFs are making good points, it's a lost cause. Fuck her. https://t.co/yvFgUt20KL" "If this short thread could be summed up in a single image, this screenshot from Sense8 sums it up nicely, I feel: https://t.co/uXxpyg1qL2" @skrongstyle This is the only acceptable permutation of this meme. "Not every cat knows their name, and not every cat that does cares when you call them, but me & my kitties (and especially me & my Takkun) understand each other on a deep level that I wouldn't trade for the world. ""I'm okay, mom! What's up! :3"" was basically her answer." "I thought I heard one of my kitties doing one of those ""I'm in trouble"" meows that cat owners should be well aware of. I saw Binx and he looked fine, so I called out to Takkun a few times before getting ready to look for her, and she wandered up to my chair to say hi 💕" @Rachel_Izabella @norintha And more people need to notice that IMO "Like sure, the ACTUAL reason is no one gets to choose their sexuality or gender, etc etc, but also: Lesbians. Like don't question it, just accept that it's awesome." "I think it's really funny that so many cishet people hear about gay trans women, especially ones that get bottom surgery and think, ""What's the point??"" Lesbians. That's the point. Do I *REALLY* need to spell this out?" Hey @norintha is one of my best friends who deserves to be loved by me and everyone around her Just FYI 💕 "@BoringNerdyKate Remember those old, ""It's okay, I had Subway today!"" commercials where people justified eating terrible food because they had Subway at some point so it must balance out? I am absolutely certain that both dietary concerns as well as problematic tweets work that way :V" "@BoringNerdyKate I really do think all of these things are queer in their own way, it's just that a cishet sex worker or cishet polyamorous person shouldn't be rude about their inclusion nor expect that everyone will welcome them in first. In general though, fuck all gatekeeping." "The cats have decided that today is a ""chase each other at top speed and crash into as many things as possible"" day" "@BoringNerdyKate Lotsa typos up there but fuck it, we did it live" "@BoringNerdyKate There are so many things like this were I have to remind myself that, despite feeling so fucking queer, the cishets also exist in that that's valid. KInk is a big one. Like it's NOT hard to find cishet kinksters & yet there's this overwhelming feeling of ""What's the point?""" @AnaMardoll At the very least I assume nothing about the trans male experience since how could I? "@AnaMardoll I think the ""trans"" part means a lot of things in general are harder. At least that's what I would assume. Whenever I find stuff like doctors easier than I initially assumed, I remember that most cis people think trans woman when they hear ""trans.""" @NyxWorldOrder I will fully admit that being a transbian sometimes feels like playing on easy mode. Nothing but respect for my straight sisters 💕💕 "gosh, just... girls I think I might be gay or something" @AnaMardoll Honestly? You had me at f/f couple :P "@AnaMardoll This can't possibly be the discourse, can it? Who on earth is saying that? I'm a trans WOMAN and I understand that's not the case wtf" @Kalindlara Yeah it only does that with your own posts. It does that to me too. Makes no sense. "I just learned about #FemaleFurryMonth and in addition to being one of those, I can't stop following all the wonderful women posting in that tag!! 💕" "SOMETIMES he'll turn around to face nuzzle me and it's the cutest fucking thing ever, but he usually prefers to point this direction :P" @queer_queenie @uselessneetgirl Listen I don't need to be this called out can't you just @ me next time """Oh are you laying on your back? Lemme climb up there and shove my ass in your face plz"" https://t.co/4eFUSkZMQB" @transwitchlexi This reminds me of the hut in Gerudo Desert where you find the desert guide in Ocarina of Time "@AliceAvizandum Alice you're anything but boring, love 💕" @ComradeCallie AMAZING AND CUTE AND WONDERFUL 💕💕💕 @ComradeCallie Cause you're amazing~ 💕😘 @XylariaAD It's... The Thirst @julesprom @SJWMEGATRON @00d4n1 Knowing that Jon hates it makes it that much more satisfying honestly. Hey remember when he spent like a fucking year filming episodes about Star Wars games that was supposed to take a month ostensibly because he likes Star Wars Guess he skipped TLJ because his heroes hated it @CareBearCase aaaaaaaah this is so amazing to see because you're so pretty and happy and you've come so far omg 💕💕💕💕 @Valentine__Vale @FinalBossFemme It's kinda fun seeing just how thicc estrogen is making me tbh :3 @katiepupper @FinalBossFemme Oh my you're gorgeous! 😍 Me: I like underboob more than sideboob Mistress: You're such a lesbian Me: Hey! Just because I'm a girl and I like boobs doesn't mean I'm a lesbian! Mistress: That's kind of exactly what means Me: Fair We have fun :3 @Commissar_Jane Yeah I kinda like that title too tbh :V "A human cannot be ""straight."" A human can commit a heterosexual act. https://t.co/BNkIrNyRBQ" @vec2_code_witch @FrillyHyena @Valentine__Vale I can guarantee you you will be pleasantly surprised :3 @joshuaasaucier @Valentine__Vale Oh shit this hits close to home >_> Well shit now I want one https://t.co/WsWd0yEhr5 aaaaaah that awful feeling of being worried for a friend who either can't or won't reply after you ask if they're okay D: Hoo boy Jessica Jones is gonna be tough competition. I've heard nothing but good things about it but #Sense8 is such an important show... https://t.co/NvsJmVcZNu @JenButtLewd @Valentine__Vale I was 25 in 2012 D: gosh I know so many cuties that'd be willing to kick my ass I feel so loved "@JenButtLewd @Valentine__Vale ""I was like, 13 in 2012"" https://t.co/qQs8Q0vFJd" "@Valentine__Vale 2012 Kat: I'm a cis guy & heterosexual. 2018 Kat, narrating: ""She was literally none of those things.""" @ItsJenFunFolks nnnnghh you'll give my Mistress ideas >_< @ComradCapacitor oh hey it's @Triclinia's favorite song @ItsJenFunFolks b but they might be all drippy >_> "@bulbafren The other one is already ordered, so I guess I'll HAVE to combine them now, won't I? :V" @ItsJenFunFolks This is so unfair because I'm a bun but I swear that's not me @ItsJenFunFolks Jen I'm something of an exhibitionist and you go and put this on my own timeline "@JenButtLewd @BoringNerdyKate Right? Just @ me next time, god" @ItsJenFunFolks 💦😍💦 "Me: Since Blackwing was in that wave I ordered where I wanted every other figure, may as well grab Dreadwind since I guess they combine? *upon looking it up after buying, it appears their jet modes combine to form two jets fucking* Me: Oh well I guess it's a cool toy on its own https://t.co/L61XCMrJSF" @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 Well I guess you'll just have to then :V Gentle reminder to take your hormones if you need to and still haven't today 💕 @BoringNerdyKate This is such a Mood for me. I'm gay for all my friends it's so great 💕 @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd Because I'm a good girl :3 I caught her under my desk using my foot (pictured) as a pillow and of course she wasn't willing to hold that pose for a picture :P https://t.co/ftitTRHH3B @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 my wetness disagrees :V @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 Yeah and it's hot af :V @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd Nice save :P "Me: Boy am I glad we're past Combiner Wars & that I sold off most of my combiners. Cost way too much money & space to collect those. Hasbro: *announces Volcanicus, Abominus, Predaking, implying possibly Piranacon & Monstructor on the way* Me: So anyway I'm back into combiners. https://t.co/g0deT2oCqo" "@JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 You're attracting more subby sluts, Jen~" "They could have made his robot mode Minimus Ambus. They could have and they didn't. It's a nice bonus I guess to have like four diecast heads without bodies now, but I question the decision making in basically giving metal backpacks to tiny plastic robots because ""added value."" https://t.co/oamFNZMfqd" @Bug_Grrrl No I was just reminded of the recurring Arrested Development joke :V @Bug_Grrrl https://t.co/JbGMNVA0OW This is such a great mold. I'm really glad to own it again after selling Blurr. I think Arcee might become my next desk toy! https://t.co/rbsNu0UaXt If y'all would be willing to share Mistress's Go Fund Me we'b both greatly appreciate it 💕 https://t.co/YGDNPyV7Y3 @Valentine__Vale (btw you have a pretty tummy~) @Valentine__Vale Fucking RIGHT?! @Valentine__Vale omg I need to do the same. I'm so ashamed of mine but I need to embrace it more "@RainBlackKat Majora's Mask is a masterpiece in my humble opinion, for countless reasons like that. :D" "@RainBlackKat So the idea is to use your arrows and keep the aliens away from the barn (to protect the cows) until sunrise, but here's a video of the fail state if you want creepy: https://t.co/HB1t7GklQy" "@RainBlackKat So what Arin's trying to do can ONLY be done on the first night which the guide he's using didn't mention (in the guide's defense, you really should reset time after every major achievement in the game so you have the max amount of time at any moment)." "@RainBlackKat The ranch gets invaded by aliens on the first night, and if you do nothing (you can even watch this all happen if you want as it all runs on a clock), Romani (not Malon, I was mistaken) gets abducted and seemingly lobotomized(??) she's unresponsive the next day with a dazed look." "It's one of those things where it's like, if he doesn't know he doesn't know, but this is supposed to be one of the scariest stories in the game that YOU have a direct, branching effect on by your action or inaction & he's just screaming at the game for seemingly not cooperating." oh my god @egoraptor. MALON WAS ALREADY ABDUCED BY ALIENS BY DAY 2 I KNOW YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD THIS A TON SINCE YOU RECORDED THIS EPISODE BUT THIS IS SO HARD TO WATCH @upandoutcomic The idea that your book could help queer kids getting books from the library for free is a beautiful thought. "@CaseyExplosion Sometimes Not always, but sometimes The target of ridicule deserves nothing less than constant, unapologetic dunking from everyone Just my two cents :P" "@Chris_the_Blue Yeah the mold she's a retool of is really, really solid. A great example of the best the Prime Wars Trilogy has to offer imo. I prefer the Generations version because of how uber-G1 accurate it is, but I love Arcee in general so I'll buy any figure they make." @Comrade_Yui https://t.co/zkfPblu2t9 "It's interesting that more than just genital dysphoria, I was hyper focused & freaked out by my urethra? I'm peeing out of my clit & that thought is gross on a GOOD day, crippling to consider on a bad dysphoria day. And despite the nap I'm still exhausted. Takes a lot out of you" So I'm mostly out of the woods in regards to that hours-long dysphoria attack. I was able to get a sizable nap in and I think that more or less reset everything. Thank you all so much for your support 💕 She's so posable with tight joints and a solid build. I'm really pleased! I think I'll have to get the other figures in the line... >_> https://t.co/N8Ec1Ceq42 I had to read this now you all do too https://t.co/KnaJrN0ASO @Comrade_Yui we may never know "At around the 3 minute mark they start a tongue-in-cheek discussion on how best to surgically stop erections. Funny how Rocco's all like ""This one's just for the men"" when a trans woman could answer his question preeeeetty easily. :V https://t.co/iBGTOdmMWN" @ItsJenFunFolks We really are it's kind of disgraceful :V "I love that one of my favorite desk toys comes in Skywarp flavor but lemme tell you, this guy's right arm needed so much goddamn floor polish to tighten it up. He's all fixed now though and ready to join the desk toy fleet! https://t.co/Olu9vaFZhe" Two new toys came in the mail today! I Kickstarted this dinosaur figure years ago! https://t.co/REnW20VfOe "@cass_krs RIGHT!? Like I have a GORGEOUS woman who's my 24/7 Mistress with plans to add two more subs and we're both poly so it's one big adventurous, thirsty trans girl orgy and I can't believe this is my life!?!?!" @midorikonton The place she went to years ago before she started her business used a really cheap-o machine so all her leg hair grew back. It's an unfortunate reality of laser that you very much get what you pay for. Do a TON of research first! "@midorikonton Yeah electro is way more painful and more expensive, it's true. I got lucky with my laser hair specialist. She's independent, it's just her and her machine, so I learn a lot of industry secrets." "@midorikonton It depends on the machine that's being used and the color of your hair. The right (read: upper cost bracket) machines will get rid of just about any hair permanently. It takes 6 months to a year (or longer), though." "Can I just say One of my favorite parts of being queer, at least from my perspective and knowing the people I know, is that I have so many wonderful, loving friends that are also constantly thirsty and DTF at a moment's notice? It's really special. And adorable. And hot af." @Bieeanda https://t.co/sA7PVCrWE4 "@midorikonton Yeah, and it's expensive. You really have to do it once a month and even with my 50% discount they offer for trans people, just for my face it's $75 a visit :/" @Nascentransgirl Guilty as charged >_> @emuchaton It would make me so happy to let you sit on my face you have no idea @genderemix Honestly nothing more adorable than a switch accidentally slipping into sub mode while trying to domme~ @genderemix omg that's so CUTE @JenButtLewd Get over here then! D:< @JenButtLewd Other things? 😍 This particular bout of horny on main is brought to you by @BoringNerdyKate Like damn girl that was like three tweets in a row designed to make subby girls squirmy. I'm only human. 😍💦 @JenButtLewd I don't know >_> @BoringNerdyKate y yes please 💦 @JenButtLewd Halps @SinWitchCirce Open invitation to Slut. Me. Up. WOULD NOT MIND AT ALL just being a pathetic slut without a thought in my head tbh @alyxaras @RainBlackKat Just talkin' about j/o'ing with your bros to charge up your j/o crystals @AzumiHaruhara YES 💕💕💕 @AzumiHaruhara I'm sadly only fluent in English but I'm pretty sure I agree! "@BoringNerdyKate How are you so good at just pumping out Moods like... damn. I need that in my life, you know?" "@Pixeljade Yeah I really need the main character to fall for her just like last time. Like my soul needs that, regardless of what gender Haruko goes by. (btw I think the older guy saying everyone will die is Naota)" #FLCL https://t.co/34wb8RsaF1 "@Pixeljade Progressive first, then Alternative. Haruko can't not look hot but I am LOVING her hair She's such a lesbian icon" There's so many goddamn typos up there I can't even deal "@RainBlackKat Fellas, are j/o crystals gay? I mean, you are j/o'ing with your bros." "Thought: The reason ""Everyone wants to be [gender]"" is such a common thought among eggs is because if at any point you worded it like ""*I* really want to be [gender]"" that alone could've crack your shell. Or maybe merely describes my own experiences." @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/uOKKZsZMZR "@NeitherNora I KNOW, RIGHT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" At least 2 more years with a penis I've had for almost 31 years too many. I guess it's cool that I'm almost there? @transwitchlexi You were kind of a cute egg ngl But you're unbelievably gorgeous now like seriously 😍 @KentabooRex Well regardless you're cute af 💕 Tattoo idea list: - Something FLCL-related (if nothing else the Japanese logo) - Sense8 Nomi power button - Fluffy t-rex - Archaeopteryx - Trans symbol - Majora's Mask FIRST TRAILER OF NEW FLCL! FIRST TRAILER OF NEW FLCL!! I AM SO HAPPY I'M CRYING https://t.co/TFLsTzgwp1 Actually now that I'm getting a good look at this picture it's all coming in real patchy isn't it? (eeeeeee!) "Rare footage of RAW, UNCUT GIRL STUBBLE to show off the fact that after 6 months of laser there's finally an obvious bald patch!! 💕 https://t.co/LlICqHUWwB" @ZJemptv I love that necklace! @val_about_town Thank you! 💕 Been working on this map for a few months. Just free-form creation as inspiration comes to me. https://t.co/IOi92nRDez Is it better to try and think about something other than my dysphoria or is it better to let it wash over me? Seems like both options are just a massive struggle. "Oh, it's a ""My Little Pony songs are enough to make me cry"" kind of day. I'd like to say I've never had one of these before, but that'd be a lie." @val_about_town *HUUUUGS* omg I fucking hate those kinds of nightmares D: "I think my waking up too early (ie, lack of a good night's sleep) is exacerbating all this but despite being exhausted the dysphoria's too distracting to let me sleep. Fun." "@TransTwill What a handsome boy :3 I love his name, btw, been meaning to say that 💕" @AngryTreeSquid You're right but my clit is attached to a useless elephant trunk and has a urethra running through it. :/ It's a really bad design imo Likes will be 100% taken as support. I'm trying to take mind off this by Twittering. Make my Twitter do things plz It's been been an age since I was hit with such painful genital dysphoria. I made it like almost two months I think without having one of these dysphoria attacks. It's bad. @BoringNerdyKate Oh gosh I am too! And it's a dream come true 💕 @drenpile_mark Eternal mood @Kalindlara Tetra is a lesbian I cannot possibly recommend this thread enough. Siobhan hits on some very good points. No part of this contrived non-troversy wasn't based on the assumed conclusion that trans people should not exist. https://t.co/TlwLu2sOND @ZJemptv This is fucking horrifying. What the fuck. @giveme3000bucks @Cosmic_Wyrm Imagine being this Mad Online about a racist asshole's actions having consequences. "@Kalindlara @Prisma_Punk I completely agree, which is part of why I started this thread (I rewatched it a few days ago)" The big match at the end isn't even IN space. It's literally JUST where the villains are from. "I love how Space Jam is already this weird concept of Michael Jordon meets the Looney Tunes (based on the old 90s commercials, I know, but it's still a bizarre crossover), and then for no reason at all the bad guys are also aliens so we can put ""Space"" in the title." @nolapfau (Same! It's super fun to dissect) @Kalindlara @Prisma_Punk YES @Prisma_Punk @Kalindlara I think we have vastly different definitions of lol random. At worst you could maybe say she tries too hard to seem like she doesn't care? I didn't feel that way but I could see why someone might. @Kalindlara @Prisma_Punk I LOVE that she's one of the COOLEST characters through the whole thing then at the last possible second they reveal that she's MJ "@Prisma_Punk Luckily with Guardians, Thor 3 & Black Panther it really seems like Marvel is letting directors have fun with their projects even more." "@nolapfau It's remarkably humanizing to see him deal with PTSD. Not to say I was consciously bothered by him kinda always being a little perfect, but bringing him down to earth is fascinating to watch honestly." @Prisma_Punk Yeah I've been meaning to dig into his filmography ever since falling in love with IM3. @Prisma_Punk Even Spider-Man has Vulture who's a complex character that would justify the movie on his own even the rest of the movie was shit. "@Prisma_Punk I think I kinda do. All my favorites are comedic to be sure. I also like them because, in the case of Iron Man & Guardians at least, there's some really powerful character depth & development." Sadly I'm fairly certain @aliceincamera would win that one :P https://t.co/kmOVFUvxlI @hyperdriveprof THANK YOU """Uuuuhhhhhh Kat it has a tonal dissonance problem"" YOU have a tonal dissonance problem. https://t.co/szsqDwrzbU" No one loves Iron Man 3 more than I do. It's the redheaded stepchild sequel of the MCU for whatever reason but I think it's amazing. https://t.co/a0ewH5VST7 (And yeah I realize I have weird favorites. These three just really speak to me) I want to be queen of the subs. I want other subs to be compelled to domme me because I'm so pathetic~ 💦💦💦 How I know an MCU movie belongs in my personal top five: Every time I watch it I find new reasons to love it even more. So far the locks for that list are: 1. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 2. Iron Man 3 3. Spider-Man Homecoming @ItsJenFunFolks @ComradeCallie @Emmagicalgirl @deathpigeon Omg plz be mean to me~ "@deathpigeon Oh my Vikky and I was being all secretive about it for your sake! :3 :3 :3 Sure, bring what you got! 💕💕💕" @deathpigeon @Emmagicalgirl @ItsJenFunFolks @ComradeCallie I don't have a domme bone in my body but of course I'd try @Emmagicalgirl @ItsJenFunFolks @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie Oh sweetie lemme stop you there I couldn't domme if you paid me @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie @ItsJenFunFolks @Emmagicalgirl NO YES KINDA >_> @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie @ItsJenFunFolks @Emmagicalgirl I am also using this excuse Pour one out for the last male white unicorn/rhino https://t.co/XWmnnRxHG6 Another reason the last male white rhino dying bums me out so much is because of a cousin of theirs: The Indian rhino's Latin name is rhinoceros unicornis. We're literally killing off the last unicorns. @ItsJenFunFolks @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie @Emmagicalgirl In my defense it's BELOW what I would call the bio which is why I personally missed it. @Kalindlara Yeah... Like that's scary too but I'm just really sad for the white rhinos atm. They weren't doing anything but being rhinos and we just up and killed almost all of them. "I suppose it's likely they have preserved sperm on hand, but this is still really scary to read." "Oh my god... this is the end for them then, isn't it? I'm actually tearing up a bit. We did this to them. https://t.co/T6ym4Depkf" @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie Fuck it's barely 5am and I'm all squirmy & thirsty~ @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie 💕💕💕!!! "@deathpigeon @ComradeCallie Now Vikky, there's no such thing as well adjust adults :P" @deathpigeon @ComradeCallie Oh shit I am also surprised~ :3 @ComradeCallie Maybe sometimes I suppose :P (You're cooler so nyaaaa~) @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/XyK1tYvpc5 "@ComradeCallie Aww yeah, still part of the cool club 😎😎😎" @ItsJenFunFolks She's quite friendly! ^_^ "Hey looks like I need to bring this thread back to remind some people. I don't care if they're hetero, we agree straight trans people are queer, right? Ace people are QUEER." "@skeletonpope Awww, Frisk, mate... :/" @Danilizabe I think it's super impressive! You've come so far 💕 @CareBearCase Omg your neighborhood is GORGEOUS 😍 @Nascentransgirl It worked! Thank you so much! @RileyJayDennis https://t.co/KH9NDGB34g @Waffliesinyofac I have probably thousands of dollars worth of music I've been buying through them for something like 12 years. I'm in too deep to quit now. "@XylariaVG @Rosincredible Okay. I'm hesitant to uninstall/delete it if that doesn't fix the problem, because then I have NO way to listen to music. You're knowledgeable about computers though, so I trust you. Completely uninstall then reinstall?" "@Rosincredible Well that's bad. I'm fairly computer illiterate. This is a hardware replacement, right?" I've been getting this error every time I try to update iTunes for months now. Any ideas? https://t.co/buwYstIIK4 @AliceAvizandum Omg you've come so far! (the first one just looks like a woman with a beard to me >_>) "@emuchaton Quality content on my feed, 10/10, 100/100" "And two hours later I just realized I wrote ""Today I learned I learned"" at the top of the thread there. Don't do drugs, kids. I mean, I recommend pot if you haven't tried it and are curious but you might end up embarrassing yourself like I just did." "@BCTDenver I don't like to mention my hometown for obvious reasons, but for anyone who's never visited CO just trust me when I say there are a ton of towns that feel like these magical secrets of places that are so welcoming and beautiful yet seemingly undiscovered by the rest of the world." "(Within reason, of course-- turn off your cell phones and please no talking)" "This is WHY I go to the movies, preferably within their release weekend, in theaters rather than wait for a movie's video release. And it's cool if you prefer to watch movies at home! I just disagree with this implied belief that movies are solemn, quite experiences." "@rianjohnson literally says ""Hold for applause"" when filming Leia's reveal at the end of this video so I never again want to hear people complain about movie theaters being communal experiences where we all laugh and cheer. https://t.co/CzhWG0J3gO" "@ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd You know you're a sub when you reading about having strict rules enforced turns you on, fuck... 💦" "We don't have a great name for us. We're basically just part of the West because of how the country grew, despite the fact that it's about 1,000 miles (or around 1,600 km) to the west coast." "Weird fact for non-Americans who would reasonably guess otherwise: Colorado is not considered the Midwest despite being both between the middle and west of the country, as well as being near the middle OF the west half of the country. https://t.co/Ff8zTdAw7T" "@JulieErick3 @AnaMardoll That's fair, but that's different from not accepting the apology. You're saying you tentatively will accept with the addition of changed behavior. I think that's more than reasonable. This is just talking about the apologies themselves." "@DoubleYooToo Fair. I guess I just meant he knows to take the detour. It shows he's done his research, which means the gameplay won't be as frustrating as it could have been. MM is a lot of frustrating trial and error without a walkthrough or prior experience playing it." @AnaMardoll This can't be a North/South thing unless Colorado is the South now. "@AnaMardoll Oh wait I actually missed what precisely you were saying for a second there. People fixate on the word ""want"" and assume it means it negates the apology?! Like, in hindsight I get it but that was so straight-forward of an apology to me I missed it entirely at first." "Like in any Zelda game, you'll make the game a TON easier by reducing the number of hits you need to land to kill enemies, and Majora's Mask is hard enough without having to worry about combat. Plus Arin hates the 3D Zelda combat, so... :V" "@AnaMardoll I think collectively we lack a reasonable, agreed-upon set of qualifications for an acceptable apology. It seems as though most people are only prepared for the call-out phase working under the (often very reasonable) assumption that the person will never apologize." @g0atbutts You should!! "While it is frustrating that Arin of Game Grumps has spent fuck knows how many episodes just trying to get the gilded sword in Majora's Mask, I appreciate that: A) He knows to get one (the game doesn't spell out how to get it at all) B) He wants to get it first chance he can" (The person who might need to wear one of those flavored condoms is a mutual of mine and I cannot wait for them to see this :V) I just texted Mistress to remind her to pick up clothing hangers and flavored condoms on her way home. This is my actual life now. And I couldn't possibly be happier. @quatoria I hadn't ever tried sanding (which would totally work better than not sanding) but it's not always ball joints that need the tightening up. Sometimes it's joints that cannot be disassembled. That's another benefit of floor polish: It's liquid and can be worked into any joint. "@quatoria Yep! Beats the hell out of the (extremely short-lived) previous agreed-upon solution among toy collectors: super glue. (You CAN get super glue to work but you basically have to keep the joint moving until it's COMPLETELY dry, which is hard to pull off flawlessly)" "Thread. To me it seems obvious that she's a good person who, like almost anyone would in the same situation, gets overwhelmed when all of Trans Twitter dog piles her. I am always satisfied with the apologies she gives & I've seen improvement. This is the last I'll say about this https://t.co/QXb22lyv6p" @quatoria Neither. It tightens up loose joints. Floor polish day because the ball joints on these two aren't so much action figure joints as they are marionette joints. https://t.co/YnXYaiaS8Q @NanashixSevera I need to see this "Does anyone who has any experience whatsoever with fursuits know the upper limit of ear size one can reasonably have with a bunny fursuit? If weight wasn't an issue, I'd have them down to my butt." "Look I am extremely biased towards rabbit-related content. I'm a furry, I got one of them bun fursonas, it's a thing with me." TIL I learned: - The Vice President has a pet bunny named Marlon Bundo - They wrote a book about him - John Oliver's show wrote a better book about him where we falls in love with another boy bunny and released it before Pence released his https://t.co/44TFtbsRQ6 "@paigethylamine @Lil_UnicornGirl Why on earth are you following me, @paigethylamine? How dare you spew such hatred through my retweets. Blocked. Jesus." "@ComradeCallie I mean, guilty." @transfilmtheory It's funny because there's no exaggeration here. It was a sight to behold. @ComradeCallie I believe I've made my thoughts on the matter well known :V https://t.co/dLsZ0oNfpt @sovietblobfish Good. "@sovietblobfish Hey awesome. I blocked them right before tweeting, which is odd timing. It's possible I can't @ someone I've blocked. Try un-capitalizing the B in blocker before saying for sure." "I turned off their auto-blocking like a month or so ago after a friend was undeniably falsely flagged, but I'm still reaping the benefit of having most known TERFs blocked. I've yet to get on the radar of ANY TERFs. That's incredibly valuable. Yet I can't recommend it. :/" We desperately need a block list that's JUST for TERFs. Having someone with such controversial opinions about when it's okay to silence trans women controlling the account seems counter-productive. "If you haven't heard already, @TERFBlocker has gone to shit @transscribe has more info if you're interested. I myself have seen a couple trans friends get falsely flagged by them. Stop using their service and block them." @transscribe @TERFblocker What's the point of being a block list made to protect trans people if you pull shit like this. I've had a couple trans friends get falsely flagged by this list and I guess now we know why. @maritronsbian I named her Tabitha :3 "More purchases from today's shopping spree! Big, soft, floppy dinosaur fren & an adorable Judy Hopps hat! 💕🐊🐇💕 https://t.co/y9I1XTEV07" @Cosmos_Cookie God fuck anyone who steals art. I'd know if it wasn't coming from you something is up. Sorry that's happening :/ This shirt makes my boobs look a-maaaaz-ing~ 💕😘 (Also preview of new dinosaur fren in the back! 🐊) https://t.co/SxzsaDRTUU The four on the right are Mistress's (@SteampunkPenny) and the three on the left are mine 💕💕💕 No YOU just spent $100 on socks shut up >_> https://t.co/dwzN8bA4ir @val_about_town Awwwww D: @Kalindlara It'll happen to you! 💕 That's what I've been SAYING 💕💕 #Sense8 https://t.co/wa6hDKH2Y5 "Hair's still a bit wet from the shower, but fuck it I like this top and wanted to share~ 💕 https://t.co/RnRxa0NpZR" @ComradeCallie How are you so pretty aaaaaaaah 😍😍😍 "@queer_queenie Hell if you're anything like me, your sexuality won't even make sense until you transition." @ItsJenFunFolks I've searched far and wide and you're one of the best 💕 @Valentine__Vale Mmmm step on me~ 💦💦 "@ItsJenFunFolks Omg I don't just like you, I love you! You're one of my favorite people on this site 💕💕💕" @val_about_town You play Overwatch? Did I know that? Have we played before? We should play sometime! @ZJemptv Do you have time to explain that? @val_about_town Me either! But when I do get a paingasm it's usually girl-flavored which is the best~ No joke this is actually sex for me until I get GRS >_> @val_about_town (Honestly for me pain LEADS to pleasure. Can't have one without the other most of the time) @val_about_town https://t.co/eMyeghygeI @ProjectAuuman @pixelatedboat This is high art @val_about_town Oh good! Then I guess as long as i visit on a day ending in Y you'll be able to show me~ 💕💦 @Cosmos_Cookie @AnaMardoll Fair :V Welcome to the cluster! #Sense8 https://t.co/hwkAnB49Me If Nomi & Amanita's wedding isn't in the finale we riot #Sense8 https://t.co/oPvtwN0u8P #Sense8 is the greatest show ever made 💕 https://t.co/4ZZS83RuQg @Cosmos_Cookie @AnaMardoll Okay then that's fair. Like any other meat eater I come with my own ready-made cognitive dissonance :V @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch THIS PART IS SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUN JUST WATCH @Cosmos_Cookie @AnaMardoll Listen have you ever seen a chicken? Or a cow? They're fucking adorable. If I have a prior relationship with my food I don't want to eat it. "@AnaMardoll Not prepared the way Chewie did, no. Otherwise, sure." "@val_about_town Just an average Saturday night, really 😘" @XylariaVG You know now that you mention it @AmyDentata I'm exercising my First Amendment rights by saying his comedy is shit because I believe in a little SOMETHING called FREEDOM. "I just wanna be roughed up a bit, you know? Pinned to a wall, slapped around, spanked a little, my mouth forced open and your girlcock shoved in you know normal old girly stuff" @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch It's arguably the best 💕 @gothfemme Hey that reminds me: You're pretty 💕 I have the best game ever When you see a bad Discourse take you take a hit Fuck I'm gonna be on another planet in like an hour or so @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch (?) ricky baby you make this too easy for us can you try a bit harder to be a predictable edgelord thanks hey ricky why'd you delete that tweet of yours from a few days ago asking if people were offended so you could get more material for your next special did you happen to hear something you didn't like https://t.co/r3YBK0B22e This new Skywarp I got needs so much floor polish to tighten up his joints it's obscene. Like no wonder this was loose on eBay. "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I need to watch the show again, I think" "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch They interact a lot, I'm not sure I know the exact scene you mean." @transscribe Thank you for this thread. I'm gonna get real high and blast The Sounds in my headphones. You're all welcome to join me 💕 This this this this this this this THIS THIS THIS https://t.co/4a2ciXS4QG Jesus Christ Dorian you're my fucking hero. Preach it. https://t.co/k9lSxIFHyx "@ComradeCallie I'm not... I'm not blaming you. Discourse away. It's hard because I have a lot to say but I just can't take the stress of saying it. Not really any word I can mute either. Just venting a bit, apologies." @ComradeCallie it's been hours and I just barely recovered @Cosmos_Cookie Are you trying to sell me on regular Warhammer because it's working @AmyDentata nice the weed number "Funny story actually I couldn't even figure out Snapchat until the recent update. It's whatever you're used to I guess, but as an objective observer, I couldn't even get snaps to play on the old version. https://t.co/Ic1wKSycmh" "@Bex_Stinson Fun fact: TERFs are, coincidentally enough, literally all of the things in that second list. Weird, that." @ContraPoints I think saying otherwise is just silencing trans women which feels like the opposite of what we should be doing. (Goddess help me I'm probably going to get lambasted for this reply) @cybergoth_xxx @norintha NO WAIT I WANNA FIGHT JEN @cybergoth_xxx Saaaaame :/ "@Frumple_James @petercoffin @ztsamudzi Oh wait that he means he read this thread I posted! (Also, HE DELETED THE ORIGINAL TWEET WHERE HE ASKED FOR MATERIAL FOR HIS NEXT SPECIAL LOL JUST NOTICED) https://t.co/7T9mRYFYwO" "@cybergoth_xxx Yeah, same most likely... I do it with drawing too :/" @petercoffin @Frumple_James @ztsamudzi Oh don't tell me he feverishly checks every corner of every thread he's attached to. Hey Rick! I thought The Invention of Lying was really fucking stupid at the HEIGHT of my atheism. 💕 @Sabriality https://t.co/i7hQ4aen6V tfw your procrastination literally keeps you from doing shit you want to do(???) I'm only 2 chapters into Peter Coffin's book and I'm so terrible at keeping up with books... I should knock out a chapter before bed. It's actually really fascinating stuff. @Frumple_James @petercoffin @ztsamudzi God ask me anytime how much gender is bullshit. I could fill a book. @cybergoth_xxx HEY GUESS WHAT it's true @BNicolePitts No worries 💕 @PennyOaken I don't know what this reaction means @BNicolePitts I really don't have the spoons to explain it right now. Going to Contra's twitter is a good start. Sorry. @val_about_town did you know you're unbelievably gorgeous I mean goddamn @petercoffin but peter don't you see he can say anything he wants and then explain that he was just joking he's a comedian that means you're wrong @Lessons2history remember zootopia sonas @val_about_town can I just say gosh you'd make a gorgeous femme 😍 "Whenever a very obviously cishet guy is being thirsty I'm always a little relieved because it's like, thank god they haven't yet figured out how to flirt like a lesbian" @Sabriality h help i'm g too i'm too gay for this 💦😍💦 @cybergoth_xxx @norintha @Valentine__Vale Furries just do it better let's be honest :P @Valentine__Vale @norintha sploosh~ @JordanPDunsmore Getting some mighty satisfying schadenfreude reading this. Turns out all his GOP buddies were actually just pro-fascism! What an entirely predictable outcome that literally anyone outside his bubble could have told him. @Valentine__Vale @norintha I just love the idea of being helpless~ "@cybergoth_xxx @norintha @Valentine__Vale I feel like this must be pretty common among furries, which like most of us in this thread are sooooo :V" "@Lessons2history POT, not post lol" "@norintha @Valentine__Vale You've touched on something universal, Jen :P" @Lessons2history I don't have any booze but I have lots of post If we combined our powers... @XylariaVG I'll bring lost of plushies 💕 @Valentine__Vale ALL-TIME BIGGEST MOOD "If you're not already follow Allie, you should! They're a good friend and they deserve to reach that sweet quad digit follower count 💕💕💕 https://t.co/REnvYrdJxm" "@CarlymaybeSad @norintha @norintha has an account where she posts lewd stories, but you're 16, so, you know. Let's end this here please." "@arthur_affect Portman's character is literally Thor in the comics right now and Marvel was like, nah, we'll skip doing that in the movies." @XylariaVG Same but I'm hopelessly addicted "Does anyone want to go back in time and tell younger me that not only do I get to be a girl, not only do I get to be a lesbian, but I get to be a polyam kinky lesbian that other girls are like, actually into??? Because young me's head will literally explode." @HotChocletyLez @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie Apology accepted. I'm sorry you had to deal with misgendering. It's the worst. :/ "@Cosmos_Cookie Aye aye, Captain!" @Cosmos_Cookie lol Also it's just now registering you called yourself Cap'n Cookie :V F is such goals https://t.co/cEebbojJLP @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/o29ySIJ4Gy @XylariaVG I'm so much more into the idea of us all getting drunk and fucking tbh Doing my part to replace The Discourse with The Thirstcourse I'm going to fucking raid Bad Dragon's entire catalog when I get GRS you have no idea "@HotChocletyLez @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie I don't think you're being transphobic at all, nor do I think you're lying. I wrote that more in response to the overall discourse, and I trusted that you were portraying an accurate view of it. Today's been really taxing for me. I'm really sorry if I came across as accusatory." @norintha The number of trans girls that want to be helpless fuckdolls is so wholesome and pure @sweatergirlHana @ComradeCallie Welcome to the cool club. 😎 "@queer_queenie Like they don't even have the decency to show you the QT but give you a ""this tweet is unavailable"" in the QT box. You get the whole thing." @queer_queenie You will see the quote tweet along with the original tweet being quoted. I know this because I muted R*Paul then immediately saw a quote tweet with his name in there. Sometimes I think about how I spend hours rendering art I'm barely proud of & then I look at @/upandoutcomic & @/JesskaNightmare just pumping out regular content & I just... I need to make art more. I don't know why I put it off so much. @BoringNerdyKate Look I don't deserve to be called out like this. @ContraPoints Silly me thinking The Discourse would wait until April. What was I thinking. Honestly. @Cosmos_Cookie This is a noble cause and you're my hero. 💕 @Sekhet_Bast_Ra @hypnokittymaid We're gonna round up all the trans girls and femme-leaning enbies we can find and beat up the very concept of spacetime. Fuck yeah. I love you all and the unfettered power of raw emotions not bound by testosterone is a thing to behold. Humans are such weird little apes. Mistress has been having panic attacks again & I wouldn't trade helping her for ANYTHING but it is very taxing. Then this dumb stuff with Contra & then Ana & I spoke in DMs which was a POSITIVE experience where she gave me all these compliments I can barely hold... just... gooey. @Cosmos_Cookie bless you "@norintha People wanna be dollies, who knew" Very emotionally gooey today. Please stand by. @norintha Down with discourse Up with thirstcourse @norintha Yeah it's working again I don't know @AnaMardoll Love you bunches too! And I think I'll keep this version of the tweet. Twitter was acting so strange for me for a second there >_> Are my tweets going through? I think I just repeated myself because the first tweet didn't show up on my front page wtf @AnaMardoll is an amazing person with a big heart that I'm happy to call a mutual as well as a friend 💕 @hypnokittymaid Look I'd be glad to help but there's this thing called distance and frankly I'm getting sick of it. Way too many cuties are too far away D: @KentabooRex Yeah I really don't want to imply that she's blameless but I worry you might be right. "By all means, you don't have to follow her, or watch her stuff, you can even block her and call her a few names. Just... I don't know. I'm seeing a pattern of behavior here that scares me. Yes, she's being an ass. She's not blameless. And this keeps happening to more women." Hey let's not burn another witch. Contra's a lot of things. She made a huge mistake and rarely seems to learn from them and that's awful. Please do no drag her name through the mud more than she needs. We all keep doing this with famous trans women and it has to stop. @HotChocletyLez @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie that doesn't sound like anything I've seen her do are we really doing this again is this where we're at is this where the narrative is going for yet another trans woman cool "@emuchaton I mean, fair, but look who's talking, nerd" "@JordanPDunsmore @ComradeCallie I can't anymore with this. Tweet deleted. I don't hate any of you, I'm just tired of what this site does to people. I love you all. I'm sorry." "@ComradeCallie I still want to watch her videos. I'm sorry. No, I don't have a good defense for what's going through her head. Maybe she's Satan. I'm just watching YouTube videos. I don't fucking know anymore. I can't anymore." @queer_queenie @ComradeCallie I think her issue is when she faces a huge backlash she digs her heels in. This is something a handful of prominent trans women on Twitter do. I'm sick of it. I don't want to hate any of them. I don't have room in my heart for that. I'm so tired. "@ComradeCallie It's not defensible, I dunno. I want a trans person that skilled at video making and famous to not be shit. I think having someone like that is important. I'm tempted to just settle. But no, she's not being defensible. I'm just really sad about this. Don't listen to me." @ComradeCallie Oh god do I have to stick my head back into The Discourse and see? Is this really where we're at? "@ComradeCallie I personally can't help but feel for her a bit? Again, she's not blameless, I just know I'd make an ass of myself if almost 40,000 people were watching and snapping to quick judgements, filling up my inbox with anger. Contra makes good stuff, but she spends too much time here." "@ComradeCallie (It should be noted I basically ran at the first sign of trouble. I saw her original tweets, saw the replies piling up, and stayed away. My personal take is the theme of the video is sound, but that title just can't work.)" @ComradeCallie I'm getting increasingly exhausted with famous trans people on Twitter being impossible to defend. The Discourse will chew her up and spit her out and any nuance on either side of this stupid debate will be completely eroded. Not saying she's blameless. Twitter is just terrible. "@Goddess_Maxwell Im super nostalgic for Adventure. 02 (which is actually named for the year it takes place, not the season/series as a lot of people assume) just never felt the same. It's its own feel for sure Everyone loves Tamers (the third one) but I couldn't get into it. It was too different" @gnollcurry When I get GRS I am going to fucking raid Bad Dragon's catalog you have no idea @Valentine__Vale https://t.co/1jnhX8gmQh @Valentine__Vale Why do sharks make some of the best plushies!? @Bieeanda If those aliens want me they're gonna have to pin me down. And to save time they should probably double or triple up. >_> Facebook reminded me of this doodle from 4 years ago. Love how I stylized this Murkrow. https://t.co/M1b6stjcqQ @XylariaVG I think growing up without the uterus you know you're supposed to have can often result in some predictable fetishes. The number of you thirsty trans girls admitting to me that they too have a preg fetish is adorable and weirdly affirming. @RenLeanne_ God if only I knew Being abducted and forced into an alien breeding experiment Pros: Consists of basically all of my fetishes & I don't have to raise the young I produce Cons: Literally none (damn I am thirsty) @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Same thing happened to me. @Valentine__Vale ...sploosh "@upandoutcomic It's a reminder that no matter what else happens, our power over the earth is temporary." @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch That's beautiful. 💕 "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I seriously had to take a several hour break from Sense8 after this episode. It's therapeutic in a way, but really heavy stuff." @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I'm so sorry. My dad died when I was only 13. It would be another 16 years before I figured it out. Regardless this episode was custom made to destroy trans girls with fathers that have passed away. :/ "@Valentine__Vale ""If you got the uteruses, mate, I got the girls.""" "Hey @BigBadToyStore, is there a way to change a customer's first name at the account level? Kind of depressing for your transgender customers to be reminded of their deadname every time they place an order. Literally says ""Thank you for your order, [deadname]!"" every time." Game Grumps are playing a terrible game about girls getting abducted by aliens for their breeding experiments and my thirsty ass is over here like goals "@norintha @JUNIUS_64 Also iphones don't swear. They never say potty words, don't even try." @ContraPoints Brace yourself for The April Discourse "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Don't look at the rest of this thread until you're done with the current episode (spoilers), but this was my immediate reaction: https://t.co/fs5q9xWLBF" It's been a really emotionally taxing couple of days. I'm so drained. I feel so lucky to have Mistress. Just being near her makes me feel so at peace. It's impossible to properly describe my love for her. 💕 "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch That line. You know the one. It hit me so hard. Probably because my dad died long before I came out. Get ready, because this episode isn't done with you yet." @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I want you to sit back and take this scene in. Put Twitter away for a sec. Let it happen. You'll thank me later. @TransTwill Oh nice! I think Colorado has similar protections so I should be good too. @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Yep! That's what makes clusters so magical and obviously written by a queer woman :P "@TransTwill As long as Obamacare exists, Medicaid will cover trans health care. That's a specific stipulation in the law: If you provide health insurance, you must provide trans health care. Unfortunately they might not last long with Trump at the wheel. :/" "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I LOVE how in that subtle but powerful way, Sun KNOWS Nomi is a woman. That gross remark was just as shocking to her. It's so affirming!" @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch That scene was so awesome I immortalized it in screencap form: https://t.co/NGng5jCtTQ @TransTwill Goes to show I'm a trans woman when I'm excited about them always being in the way. :P I really hope you can get top surgery! I might not be a man but I am trans and the wrong parts suuuuuuuck D: "My tits are like, constantly in the way when I move my arms. Don't get me wrong, it's very much one of those good/""bad"" trans feels where discomfort and annoyance are affirming because yay I'm a girl but still..." "You might think boobs grow at like, a steady pace? No, there's growth spurts. My god are there growth spurts." @mspowahs AAAAAAAH YOU'RE SO CUTE HRT IS MAGIC 💕💕😍💕💕 "@OneLameShark It'd be fun to trade them, but getting doubles for trade would be basically impossible." "@KitsuneAlicia Also, I misspoke, I meant something like ""implying the left could be libertarian"" not ""denying the left..."" Did a double negative without meaning to." "@KitsuneAlicia Yeah my dad was a capital L Libertarian all his life. I'm well aware of how America twisted the term. Granted, I had to learn later in life the term even had an existence outside the American definition. It makes way more sense now." "One of the best ways to get people to act against their best interest is to point to an Other and say, ""You know all the problems in the world making your life suck? It's THAT GUY'S fault!"" Don't fall for it. Russia does not have a monopoly on bots." "@KitsuneAlicia I actually knew all this. What I was saying is them denying that """"""The Left"""""" could ever be libertarian goes counter to their plan to take the term for themselves, which has largely been successful." @GuildingLilly WHAT IS THIS SORCERY "@jellystan @queer_queenie @waitworry (PS, it's really not a good look to explain to a trans woman why she's wrong about her own gender)" "@jellystan @queer_queenie @waitworry It justifies excluding trans women from spaces designated for women, cis heterosexual men combined with toxic masculinity convinces them they need to punish US for them being attracted to us. Just... trust me when I say it does more harm than good separating us" "@jellystan @queer_queenie @waitworry ""Trans woman"" doesn't have a hyphen for the same reason ""black woman"" or ""gay woman"" doesn't. I get where you're coming from, but separating binary trans people from their genders is what justifies tons of atrocities against us." "Literally nothing about this implies Russia. Bots? Yes, mostly likely. Russia? No. And I'm not stanning for Russia here, nor saying they didn't mess with our election. But you're inviting others to manipulate you with this shit. https://t.co/6e2nbAnmcB" @KitsuneAlicia It's b/c they can't very well admit that most Leftist are on the southern libertarian side of the scale. 1. They lay claim to Libertarians and don't want folks getting confused 2. They REEEEEAAAAALLY want to paint us as authoritarian "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Oooooh you're on my favorite episode! Get ready, this one's a doozy." "@KitsuneAlicia Tankies are love and hope. Sure, Jan." "Okay, so the back of the Power of the Primes cards are what power that particular Prime gives that specific Transformer? Is that is? So Sludge writes millions of pages about stomping when imbued with the powers of Alpha Trion?" "@GuildingLilly What is this... ""not needing to pee"" you speak of?" "@jellystan @queer_queenie @waitworry Enby genders exist of course, and those are separate from men and women, but saying ""man, woman or transgender"" implies trans people are never men or women, which is incorrect. I am a binary trans woman, meaning I am a woman first and foremost." That line is the main reason I feel Whispers represents dysphoria #Sense8 https://t.co/Kp5x3ywAGZ @quatoria g-gosh 💦😍💦 @toygrind @Speed_Freak01 Surely we pronounce the R in Jaeger a bit more? If you say it all English-like it ends up rhyming with Boyega. @toygrind @Speed_Freak01 Less fun with an American accent :/ @Lyesea242 RIGHT?! @Sabriality g-gosh i'm gay 😍💦 @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Nomi is the hero every trans person deserves @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Yeah fuck Joaquin. I love that Amanita has three dads! "@girlsrituals I mean, I like that there's a mouth motif lining her hoodie. That's a creative design worth applauding. But yeah, girl Venoms should get scary mouths too D:" @stavvers I'm sorry but that's amazing @Emmagicalgirl @rCharlotteSmith Nagas: Even better @FSqueek These are like mostly phishing questions wtf @RainBlackKat https://t.co/XxHzYB9BZ7 @ComradeCallie You're good and amazing and one of my favorite people 💕💕💕 "@Ulexar I plan to, thank you! 💕" "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch SAAAAAAME Such a queer show, like I've been saying" @joshroby I everything I've heard about it tells me I would've liked it before it was cool :V (typo fixed) "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Oh yeah. Him. The Sensate equivalent to an STD as he's at one point called. He's who we all thought Bug was going to be. He KINDA redeems himself later. A bit. And his influence is not as scary as you might think. I mean, it COULD be, but they don't use him TOO much." @ItsJenFunFolks huge if true "And it's not even like I can point to their recurring themes, which yes, make a TON of sense when you frame their stuff as stories made by two trans women, because I was in love with their movies even before I came out & noticed that stuff." "Bearing in mind that I've yet to see Speed Racer or Jupiter Ascending, there's not a single Wachowski project that I've hated But they're fairly divisive for film fans which makes me wonder if it's more that they cater to my style of storytelling than that they're just that good" @AliceAvizandum Working hard every day to achieve that goal Love how he just pops into existence out of nowhere in a dance club :P #Sense8 https://t.co/4R2Aoh1XaY "@AliceAvizandum Understandable. I hate when a piece of media that everyone else deems great yet I don't see the appeal becomes Understood As Good. It's really hard not to rebel against that constantly. Like, I didn't care for Ratatouille, but everyone loves that dumb movie." "In reality, the thought of Anonymous gathering literally the most powerful, valuable computer code on the planet for a gay trans woman escaping the law is less believable in 2018 than the idea that Sensates are real." "I mentioned this before, but this was firmly a He-Man meme song that I couldn't take seriously before I watched #Sense8 and did a 180 on it. https://t.co/JiDGgOpS8r" @AliceAvizandum (Thank you for tolerating my ranting about it >_>) @AliceAvizandum That's fair. I'm sorry it didn't work for you. :/ "@AliceAvizandum Yeah Sense8 firmly exists in a fantasy universe, but then any story that joyously optimistic kinda has to. (You should watch it if you haven't! Fuck PLEASE don't let your opinion be informed by the fact that one bloke in a Guy Fawkes mask shows up at one point >_>)" "I also find it kind of humorous thinking about Lana finally getting to comment, in a way, about how the movie she helped make has forever changed pop culture." I also love how #Sense8's optimism even informs how they portray Anonymous. There was a time a decade or so ago where a lot of us felt Anonymous was a force of overall good. Nowadays 4ch*n has a pretty substantial negative connotation but it's nice to see a more positive What If. @val_about_town I love those kinds of characters. The ones who you kinda WANT to hate but grow on you despite your best efforts. See also: Steve from Stranger Things "I also love that he predictably thinks Nomi is hot and ALLLLLMOST hits on her a bit, but after seeing her for the first time post-transition he drops that rather quick. So like almost skeevy, but in a much more respectable way. ""You're HOT!"" then move on forever." "Same here! At first you think Bug will be skeevy, but nope, NONE of the good guys in #Sense8 are bad people. I LOVE that Bug accepts Nomi's gender immediately yet still gets to be that weirdo hacker/stoner dude archetype. https://t.co/nBN7wbhIzn" "@PhoinixArt Yeah I know what you mean. I don't expect I'll ever date a cis guy, not that that's COMPLETELY off the table." @PhoinixArt @Valentine__Vale (Not to say the gender you were assigned with matters of course but like... I love enbies too??? And cocks are so much fun???) @PhoinixArt @Valentine__Vale I'm into sexy people! But I crush the hardest on AMAB trans people :V @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I love that Sun is extremely sexy in this show but like not in a gross cishet male kinda way? Like you KNOW Lana was giddy af in a distinctly lesbian way to write some of her scenes :P (This needed to be its own tweet :P ) Me: I'm more into femme women & enbies tbh @Valentine__Vale: *exists* Me: So yeah like I said I'm extremely into butch ppl apparently wtf (MAYBE second favorite because Contra's Tabby exists) Favorite YouTuber personality: Drunk Wine Mom Lindsay Ellis @Valentine__Vale Me: I'm more into femme women & enbies tbh Val: *exists* Me: So yeah like I said I'm extremely into butch ppl apparently wtf "There's a line in the song I often think about. ""Everyone's a little queer, why can't she be a little straight?"" The first half of that really intrigues me. Not sure it's true, but it's hard not to wonder. (Also I still love that album but that song has aged horribly)" My relationship with masculinity is of course extremely specific and rather negative due to my being a binary trans woman so I LOVE it when I hear about how other trans people view it and embody it. At the poetry/song/whatever performance last night there was an AMAZING song by a trans guy about his grappling with the fact that masculinity is NOT about being violent or aggressive and goddammit it made me tear up a bit. "@TheR3dPainter @deathpigeon It's because YOU'RE nice, nerd :3" Every gay girl deserves their own Amanita 💕#Sense8 https://t.co/Pc36CEvpmS Pink Triangle by Weezer except sung by a gay girl singing about a straight girl send tweet "@deathpigeon @TheR3dPainter Gonna love the SHIT out of my GOOD FRIEND, dammit" "@deathpigeon @TheR3dPainter Literally the first person I frantically texted when I realized I was trans wasn't any family member, but R3d." "@deathpigeon @TheR3dPainter Fun random Trans Twitter Fact: @TheR3dPainter was the first IRL trans friend I ever made! That's gotta earn at least a couple follows from y'all, right???" @deathpigeon big mood :/ "@GuildingLilly Cat's like ""Are we filming? I wanna be Twitter famous, mom!""" @ArmlessKittyfox That'd be fun! @val_about_town Oh fuck then we won't even have to drive anywhere to see you! Mistress' son lives in Portland so that'll be the base of our operations for the latter half of the trip. We HAVE to see each other! (And I'm DTF if you are~) @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/E2GTddfxiX "@val_about_town OMG I didn't know you lived there! Seattle, I'm assuming?" To all my Portland & Seattle friends: Mistress & I will be taking a 2 week road trip the last 14 days of April. So the last week-ish of April we'll be in the area! I want to meet up with any many people as I can! Mark your calendars! "@ItsJenFunFolks Oh! San Fran is super expensive but one of America's most iconic cities, undoubtedly." "@ItsJenFunFolks You're gonna be moving to Seattle, right? I want to make it a point to make Seattle a yearly pilgrimage, so get ready for a ton of snuggles next time I'm that far north 💕💕💕" @ItsJenFunFolks Don't mind if I do~ Seriously I love snuggling any of my friends 💕 "@Cookie_2nd I don't much care for Kirk but even I'll admit the same could be said of William Shatner. However that's just about the only excuse I'll accept, so fair point. :V" "Like, IF anyone fucked up, it's the people who assumed that their kids genitals dictated their gender, which the longer you're trans the more that sounds patently ridiculous. Must we judge children's genitals? Seems like a creepy waste of time to me but what do I know." "Don't get me wrong, I don't blame any parent for INITIALLY assuming their kid is cis. But once they figure out their kid is trans, in a fair world they would help that kid transition and maybe even feel a bit bad that they made the wrong call, not make the kid's life miserable." "Let me get this straight: Cis adults assign the wrong gender to a trans child, then because THEY fucked up, the majority of them fight their hardest to make sure the trans kid has a miserable life." @ComradeCallie hi hello hey yes I'm an extremely gay girl and my knees have suddenly stopped working 💦😍💦 "@FroyoBaggins @queer_queenie He hasn't had a stand-up special in something like 7 years. I'm not the first to point out that if this is the best he's got after writing material for 7 years, that's pretty damn pathetic." #goals https://t.co/707JkvvsX1 @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch If only! I think I'd transcend to the next plane of existence if Jamie Clayton (Nomi) were gay. She's straight :/ @queermel (That's completely valid 💕) @queermel I definitely knew that about kink. Makes sense that polyamory is the same. "@maritronsbian @queer_queenie Like imagine being in love, but then multiply it! Literally more love. For me it's exactly as awesome as that sounds." "@sistawendy Oh don't get me wrong, if I were in charge I'd make a series set like 100+ years after Voyager. A completely fresh start (aside from the occasional time travel shenanigans). But if we HAVE to reboot, for the love of god why haven't they done it with TNG yet?" "I really feel like being polyam as well as kinky are extremely queer to the point that I think that should be mentioned more often, but not to the point that we need more letters in the acronym. Kink stuff especially can be depressingly hetero >_>" @queer_queenie There's really no secrets in poly relationships. Everyone shares. Honestly the fact that I don't understand how mono people don't understand that there's no jealousy is probably part of why I'm poly :V @GuildingLilly Disappointing cishet men is one of the most fun parts of being a lesbian tbh "@FroyoBaggins @TrancewithMe I think it'll just be new cast with a hand-wavey ""We've always been here, hiding among the homo sapiens"" explanation" "@FroyoBaggins @TrancewithMe If they merge the two universes it'll almost certainly be a soft reboot for the X-Men characters. There's a small chance we could get Reynolds since he's such a fan favorite (and a fan himself), but that'll probably be it other than the occasional alternate universe cameos." "@TheCrankyWizard No, they're not making another reboot as far as I know. I'm complaining about the fact that the only Trek we've gotten after the show Enterprise is TOS-related stuff. That personally doesn't interest me as a fan." @aliceincamera Excited for you! Hope you have some kinky fun times 💕💕💕 "@TheCrankyWizard I'm referring to the (technically still current) film franchise. And yeah, I consider Discovery basically a crossover. Almost any member of the Enterprise could show up at any point, they just wouldn't be the crew of the Enterprise yet (I think?)" @FroyoBaggins @TrancewithMe Same. Especially now that the Fox properties might be getting merged into the MCU. We need a girlfriend for Deadpool. "@ZJemptv Vigilant, dedicated, and honest are all words I've used." @Alisrafil1 @TrancewithMe But seriously they're going to introduce the Soul Gem and the Quicksilver actor has one more movie in his contract. There'll be at least one resurrection. "@Alisrafil1 @TrancewithMe Yes Also I forgot he was killed, lol" @TrancewithMe Oh shit I should buy mine good idea "@TrancewithMe They're not calling it Infinity War 2 anymore. Which suggests that the new title might be a huge spoiler, since it's still not revealed." @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch She is! I love her so much @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Oh! When they find out Whispers' name? (hopefully I'm not wrong and spoiling that) @TrancewithMe He's still technically retired :P @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch I don't have the episode numbers memorized. :/ @ADirtyTrans @aliceincamera 100% agree. It's the only way to live as far as I'm concerned. 💕 Being owned in general is very therapeutic in a lot of ways. @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Which ending? :D Paramount/CBS: We've produced yet another TOS reboot/crossover! Are you into Star Trek again? Me: Pretty sure most fans love TNG and some even dislike TOS and PREFER TNG Paramount/CBS: ... Me: ... Paramount/CBS: Captain Kirk! @Frumple_James (True :P) @Frumple_James (They were only about the size of ravens) @rCharlotteSmith @GundamToast @Cosmos_Cookie Then that's not much of a punishment is it young lady My favorite dinosaur could fly! I knew they had it in them 💕 https://t.co/2seMKKaiYd @emuchaton god just fuck me up @0LilFlower0 h-henlo yur a cutie 😍💦 @queer_queenie @waitworry Why do cis people thing trans is a third gender Seriously why @AliceAvizandum Where's the lie tho @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch It is! It's super fun being reminded of all these awesome scenes 💕 Seriously though I just saw the Enterprise theme for the first time and... just... WHY? Is anyone in charge of Star Trek concerned that their last good theme music was for Voyager? "@maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch Whispers is an embodiment of dysphoria, among other things" @hypnokittymaid L-LEWD 💦 @TransitionL83 Cutie 😍 @hypnokittymaid Gay :3 Lines like these are why I say #Sense8 is an inherently queer story. https://t.co/Mfaixu8tFx @maritronsbian The second cluster orgy is even better than the first 💕 @emuchaton How are you so on point with your tastes @NyxWorldOrder It's downright magical 💕 @NyxWorldOrder Just two? :P (Being poly's p awesome) @cass_krs I'm so sorry. Try to stay strong. 💕 @MattyFranklyn You say that and yet those floor polish bottles last for years. Pretty sure Vangelus's bottle is from like 2007. Fuck capitalism for forcing trans people to work in emotionally taxing jobs that slowly kill us so we can get health insurance for the life-saving care we need. @Cosmos_Cookie @Bieeanda BIG SAME @MattyFranklyn Omg tag your porn @Cosmos_Cookie I can relate. I'm often shocked I have a dick tbh @annamoonesyou g-gosh 💦 @meridian_sam @transwitchlexi I plan to! @transwitchlexi Saaaaaaaame @Speed_Freak01 Pro: Hasbro doesn't make us put the stickers on ourselves anymore (seriously that drives me nuts) Con: The new stickers look like they're falling off half the time @ZJemptv Guess you'll have to get more to live up to the name :P @transwitchlexi Fun fact these are the chromosomes all trans people have 💕 @SteampunkPenny You were amazing! And gorgeous! And I love you! 💕 @__code_witch I get what you mean but then again I always find ways to be gayer and it's amazing~ @midorikonton Baby trans!!!! 💕💕💕 It's such a great feeling though isn't it? "@ADirtyTrans @Rachel_Izabella She's also a great cuddler with such a kind heart and she's so beautiful... unf, it's hard not to crush on you, Jen 💕💕" @ADirtyTrans @Rachel_Izabella This is so true! We had something of a foursome in a hotel room last November and it was fucking magical. DID YOU KNOW: Jen is so fucking good at eating ass? I was raving for weeks 😍 "@deathpigeon I'm not sure I fully get what you mean, you'll have to show me 😉" "@comrade_celery Pork can absolutely be a vegetable if it was used that way in cooking. It's a culinary term, not a scientific one." "@deathpigeon You can suck a dick anywhere, really" @comrade_celery Vegetable is a culinary term. Mushrooms are vegetables for the same reason tomatoes are @00d4n1 I'll sometimes say lose a pair because orchi :V @ClaireMP3 This callout culture has gone too far! @val_about_town I'm in bed atm but I'm putting a reminder in my phone to buy it tomorrow because I love supporting my friends 💕💕💕 "you ever just stop and think gosh, i'm gay" @cosmicdicks Oh my yes you are~ 💦💕 RT if you can hear this image https://t.co/oW0WYN3BcB "@TheyOrShe Ah, lesbian flirting" That's one of the best scenes! #Sense8 💕 https://t.co/fFO70b527C @rCharlotteSmith Sounds like he knows his sister pretty well :P @rCharlotteSmith I mean is he wrong @KitsuneAlicia I have that effect on people 😘 @mosswyrm You're super sweet thank you 💕 I guess part of this is this is only the third girl's shirt I've worn in public. I'm sure this is only the beginning. "I don't know how this shirt is doing it, but my tits look ridiculous to the point that I have to keep reminding myself that it's nothing to be embarrassed about?? Like I didn't think I'd be jumping this quickly into ""Very clearly a woman with breasts"" territory >_>" I love the lighting in this place https://t.co/cvDS3giRJD "In case it wasn't obvious, this is my first ma'am. Closest I've gotten is ""ladies,"" once with my mom and twice with Mistress." @maritronsbian Oh yeah! Unbelievably beautiful. I love how raw and real and gorgeous it all is "So there's a $5 - $10 donation suggestion at the door of the art house Mistress is performing at. We missed the guy at the door because we got here too early. He came over to where I was sitting to tell me all this and got my attention with ""Ma'am?"" 💕💕💕" @maritronsbian Remind me what happens at the end of that episode? I JUST GOT MA'AM'D!!!!!! 💕💯💕👍💕💯💕 @maritronsbian My dad passed before I could tell him too. There's an episode in the second season that will destroy you. It certainly did me. In an overall good way tho. Crying can be super recuperative. @mosswyrm Thank you! 💕💕 @RainBlackKat I mean now that you mention it... kinda? @Lessons2history Isn't it so awesome?! Did you see my recent selfies? My tits are rockin too! @Sappholopoda Damn that is a good idea @val_about_town Thank you! One of my favorite colors 💕 @KendamuZ I have no idea but it's mine D:< 💕 @maritronsbian That made me cry too. Such beautiful writing in this show. Mistress is reading performing some of her poetry tonight so I'm all prettied up! This shirt makes my tits look AMAZING wtf 👀 https://t.co/XJByzndzb4 @ZJemptv Cuuuuute! 💕 @JenButtLewd Yum~ @emuchaton Nah I think you're just praying to some butt goddess Your butt is perf how do you even do that @JenButtLewd god it's so amazing being queer~ @JenButtLewd omg she's gorgeous 😍💦 "@maritronsbian Yup! You don't really need to if you live in San Francisco, lol But Van Damme can drive!!" "@Kalindlara I legitimately don't recall any cross dressing. Not consciously, anyway. It's been almost a decade since I watched his stuff I think." "@Kalindlara I think this must have been a long-standing rumor that I forgot about and my stupid brain used that for the dream. I did have that dream back in 2016, but... ugh, just, ugh... I'm done" @Kalindlara Weird. God I'm embarrassed. Just gonna go hide my head in the sand for a while fuck "@Kalindlara Okay, deleted. Good to know. Christ that's embarrassing." @emuchaton Your brand @maritronsbian She really is! @PennyOaken @Mathias_J_P Oh shit you knew him before he was famous! I've always wanted to meet him. "@norintha I don't get the reference, sorry :/" @Cosmos_Cookie @upandoutcomic https://t.co/Av6qfEKEqa "Fuck you, language doesn't work that way and corporations are a disease. This shit pissed me off even before I became anti-capitalism. Pisses me off tenfold now. https://t.co/gV2wrMygs5" @upandoutcomic Hooooooo boy it's gotta be awkward hearing that in non-kink settings >_>;;; @Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid Well at least we both don't have to deal with it very much anymore 💕 "@Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid Getting hard didn't bother me before HRT, but my relationship with my junk has done a bit of a 180. On the extremely rare mornings where I wake up with morning wood I fucking hate it D:" "@Valentine__Vale @hypnokittymaid It's the best, isn't it?" @FoldableHuman Took me a second to remember what that acronym stood for. It's been many years since I followed that content. @thetomzone I'm sure we're extremely uptight when these assholes come anywhere near us. "@alvietron Well I can't very well NOT buy this shirt now, goddammit." @TransitionL83 SHREW!! @merzb0w I mean you're putting nutrients in your mouth and swallowing @aliceincamera 😍😍😍 @Cosmos_Cookie Yay boob growth! 💕 @maritronsbian Yeah HRT really rewired everything for me as well. The cluster orgy is one of the highlights of the entire series imo @hypnokittymaid Cishet men are gross and weird D: @Peachqueenallie @Valentine__Vale @SteampunkPenny Mistress has enough trouble on her hands with just me being a brat >:3 @Peachqueenallie @SteampunkPenny Mistress laughed and said that was acceptable. 💕 "@Peachqueenallie @SteampunkPenny Mistress says it's cool, but she's not following you so she can't reply directly to you, heh. She says as long as it's understood who the domme of the household is, lol" "@Peachqueenallie Our house is always welcome to cuties. Isn't that right, Mistress? @SteampunkPenny" @val_about_town I think I'm already past a cup and I've yet to get anything beyond a sports bra >_> "@Peachqueenallie Sure, come on over to Colorado and we'll smoke you out :P" "@TransTwill Black kitties are so magical! Binx loves to snuggle on my chest, and he has extra bees so he purrs super loud 💕" "@SukebanAxxx Pot is pretty nice. I'm in Colorado so we're quite used to it, heh" "@NeitherNora @Allicrombie I love Star Wars though, feel free to bring that to my mentions anytime :V" "I tried MDMA last year and it was so fucking amazing. We have legal pot, when's the legal Molly?" "@NeitherNora @Allicrombie This is still ruthless, in a way." @BoringNerdyKate Mine are getting there and it's the beeeeeeest 💕 "@BoringNerdyKate These are all true things, gosh 💦" "@Allicrombie That and the Captain Phasma comic, I hear." @maritronsbian It's the greatest show ever made. Get why I say that now? :P "I know I already said this, but it bears repeating: Welcome to the cluster 💕 #Sense8 https://t.co/AHXWF3yoof" "This scene would have made this sequence even cooler, and add at least a little depth to Phasma. Shame it was cut. :/ https://t.co/SjftxRzncq" Every Stegosaurus skeleton we will ever find was already long-since fossilized when Tyrannosaurus were alive. @maritronsbian Too bad it's so expensive :/ "@ZJemptv I am a walking fetish library, so yes" "@maritronsbian Seattle is a magical place in general, but especially if you're trans. It's practically our Mecca, lol." @deathpigeon A Polygon @ChaKatKimber @ChosenOfAshurha @ZJemptv Haven't the foggiest idea why 🤔 "@mark_saggese @Nutt007 I'll check it out, thanks!" @maritronsbian Yes!! That song went from a goofy He-Man meme to a beautiful tear-jerker for me! I believe it plays later in the show as well. Such a wonderful ending. @maritronsbian I don't recall what's at the end of that episode @hypnokittymaid Okay I think you've sold me. Next time I get paid I think I want 'em finally 💕 @hypnokittymaid omg are those new piercings!? I want my nipples pierced so bad!! They must feel amazing~ 💦 "@Mathias_J_P He was the first YouTube Atheist I became a fan of, and luckily he hasn't gone full alt-right" "@mark_saggese @Nutt007 I don't believe I did, no. Unless it was many years ago, then maybe?" @JordanPDunsmore https://t.co/WhPaIQvKPO "@emuchaton God, same, it's so unfair" @deathpigeon Cuckess? @norintha I just remember you showing up in my notifications one day and the rest was history 💕 @HoldenRedman @JordanPDunsmore https://t.co/780PxlG3Ww "@HoldenRedman @JordanPDunsmore It's Don Wilson, owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve" @hypnokittymaid What a good kitty you're being! Your owner must be so proud of how empty you are~ @JordanPDunsmore I can hear something that sounds like air escaping from a balloon Can AronRa please wear this 24/7? I'm really digging the evil wizard look https://t.co/gTFCyhC7KH @ZJemptv It's so weird to hear those male pronouns. I swear TERFs live on another planet. "That confidence I strongly believe is what helped Mistress to notice me. So in a way, this is all Matty's fault :V" "Who knows how long it would've taken me to find more trans friends. Once that door was opened, next thing I knew I was flying out to Seattle to have sexy fun times with some amazing trans women, which built up my confidence immensely." "This trip down Twitter memory lane reminded me of something. The first things I posted when I initially came back to Twitter was Transformers stuff, which must've interested @MattyFranklyn since she followed me, which opened the door to Trans Twitter for me. Thanks, love 💕" I *think* this is the first thing I ever replied directly to @norintha with. I promise kinda makes sense in context? https://t.co/Xe4DLcXpEi @Oneiros43 Congrats! I'm 9 months in~ @emuchaton Is this why I'm so thirsty all the time @maritronsbian My thoughts on Nomi's hospital stay: https://t.co/hAL2yYAF7R "@maritronsbian I don't want to spoil anything. But yeah, her story gets scary right off the bat." "@val_about_town What I did was change my username. All these tweets I've been showing are impossible to find unless you know my old username, despite them showing my new one. If you search for my current name it's not attached to them." @TransitionL83 Executive dysfunction is a thing. I feel like I've barely been able to get anything done either :/ @rCharlotteSmith But yeah I guess I'm in the more envious position >_> @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/N6UUQNustc @rCharlotteSmith @Weird_Autumn27 ...really This was when I started getting super overt about how jealous I was of @rCharlotteSmith's subby lifestyle. 7 month later and I'm literally a live-in sub for a Mistress~ 💕 https://t.co/HaXQgsJCDn @Valentine__Vale *laughs evily* Here it is. This and the tweet replying to it are the first time I mentioned noticing the difference not having so much testosterone in my body made. Just shy of 8 weeks in. https://t.co/TBXzv4g30i I'm sorry you're all going to have to endure this trip down memory lane until I find the tweet I'm looking for. Seeing tweets from babby tran me is so much fun 💕 https://t.co/X46GaWy0Gy @maritronsbian If you awaken as a Sensate you gotta tell us! :O @Weird_Autumn27 @rCharlotteSmith And entirely unintentional! I'm frustrated at past me. @ItsJenFunFolks @rCharlotteSmith That tweet is so old I wasn't even aware of the pun I was making I'm pretty sure this was the first thing I said to @rCharlotteSmith. Memories~ https://t.co/La5C4FTwrM "I didn't even mean to do this, but I started HRT on a 14th that was a Wednesday, just as it is today! I was honestly just feeling nostalgic, lol." "I found it!!! My first tweet about hormones. They really are magic, past me. 9 months in and the changes are incredible! And it's just beginning!! https://t.co/6pSLWX5hpI" "I stand by this statement, lol https://t.co/0C7jP9pRhN" "@crunkelstilskin I know of it, yes. :P" "@vy_let I found a solution, no worries!" New office chair! Amazon had a really good sale on these and Mistress built it for me! 💕💕 https://t.co/NdKgUhnr6g The first tweet I can find where I mention I'm trans. Fitting that it was me pissed off at gatekeeping. I'm still mad about this shit! https://t.co/n2hQPcUoxo Old pics of the old collection. This is before I sold off about a third of it. https://t.co/Bx29dg1pYj @Djw175 It's almost exactly a month before mine! @maritronsbian She's really terrible. @PennyOaken I had a different username that I'd like to keep private for my own reasons. It works for me because I know what name to search for :P This is the oldest tweet I could find from the current resurrection of this account. It was April 21st! I was way off! That's my real Twitterversay as far as I'm concerned. https://t.co/J3ydkhLn1Q @PennyOaken omg I love you "@KentabooRex There's a difference between public opinion and the legal system. They are to completely different and unrelated systems of judgement. And if you have enough popularity or power, false accusations almost NEVER ruin lives." Knowing my real Twitterversay would be cool too. "I really wish there was a way to search tweets by date. Last June/July is when out of nowhere I decided to use this old Twitter account that was basically an abandoned relic from 2010 again. I'd love to know what the first tweet from the ""new"" me was..." @maritronsbian Moments like that are numerous in the show. There's a couple BIG ones for Nomi in season 2 💕 Once again: #GOALS https://t.co/5m8h9sZmfD @__code_witch That's super sweet of you to say! Thank you! 💕 @maritronsbian She's my hero 💕 "1,300 followers! That's a nice-looking number imo. Thanks, everyone!" @CartaMonir They really should have let it go. @deathpigeon Why couldn't he have died instead of Hawking @XylariaVG Fair Can I just say that Bailey Jay's tits are hashtag-goals for me? Good god. "@rCharlotteSmith @PavaPen Look Charlotte it's extremely important that he dug up this 6 month tweet to call you that. I dunno either, though" "@ComradeCallie @XylariaVG @Kalindlara That still makes them cousins of Belfs, at least" @XylariaVG @ComradeCallie @Kalindlara I'm mainly going by the ears. Aesthetically it's giving Belfs to Alliance and Nelfs to Horde. "Welcome to the cluster! I've lost track of how many Sensies I've awakened at this point, lol #Sense8 https://t.co/esaCb99zhJ" "@Kalindlara Non-playable, but they do use the Goblin skeletons for their animations AKAIK" "@ComradeCallie @Kalindlara The elf models are factionally flipped though, which might be where she got that idea." "@Kalindlara Not every race is getting a mirror, no. Horde gets a Nelf re-skin and Alliance gets a Belf reskin. In Legion the new Horde race (Nightborne) were HEAVILY featured. The other races are just variations of existing races, like Darkiron Dwarves for Alliance, for example." @queer_queenie Fuck capitalism @ADirtyTrans @strangeofgalway Well I HAVE always wanted to visit Ireland... "@Stylzm_Gaming I frankly don't care if cis people don't like being called cis. We wouldn't need these terms if they just calmed the fuck down about assigned gender, but here we are. These are the terms we have. They are not from a place of hate. Do you have better terms?" "So for those keeping track at home, I hatched @strangeofgalway (helped her realize she's trans) AND made her into a #Sense8 fan. Just doing my civic duty :P" "@emuchaton they sure are great, gosh~" Taxes are done and it took all my spoons 🙃 @Allicrombie Minister of Empathy? "@Stylzm_Gaming I'm not really sure who you are or why you're saying this, but note that when talking about the genders of individuals, ""cis"" is short of ""cisgender"" in the same way ""trans"" is short for ""transgender."" Both prefixes are from Latin, and are used in chemistry as well. https://t.co/JyqCc95Ohz" "The only kind of people you'll attract with this kind of bigoted humor are the kinds of people you're swearing up and down you're not, so good luck with that. Meanwhile the jokes your making people use to justify our murders. Enjoy that thought." "So go ahead, deadname her and say she used to be a man. But that's transphobic. End of story. Cis people (read: privileged people), especially cis people like you, don't get to define how marginalized people are systematically abused, you horse's ass." "He does this in the way you'd remind people the sky is blue. Motherfucker, we understand that Jenner and everyone who knew her believed she was a man. That's not the point. There are agreed upon ways to treat trans people and you're purposely fighting against them." "He insists the jokes weren't transphobic. He seems to define a transphobic joke as a joke that makes fun of someone because they're trans. However: - He deadnames Caityln Jenner multiple times - Reminds us, repeatedly, that she ""used to be a man""" "So, Mistress really wanted to see exactly what it was that Ricky Gervais said so we used someone else's Netflix account. Short rant incoming." @joshroby @Emmagicalgirl I saw your tweet before you deleted it. Don't feel bad! It's cool 💕 @Djw175 @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Always 💕 "I find it adorable that the bigot I was arguing with here tracked down Mistress' account thinking it was my alt just so he could keep screaming at me! I'm property of @SteampunkPenny, but we're two different people, sweetie. In an hour or so I'll block you, don't worry. 😜 https://t.co/JMZoUmf80z" @Djw175 @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Not for long! >:D @Djw175 @Kalindlara You say that like it's a bad thing. @petercoffin I have a sneaking suspicion that we're all gonna start to see cultivated identities literally everywhere to the point that we're going to look even weirder than we already do to non-leftists. @MattyFranklyn That's... that's not bootleg LEGO... My god you've found bootleg Megabloks! That's one of the Warcraft sets! "@val_about_town There's a scene that destroyed me even more, but... https://t.co/nj99H8fyPd" "@Comrade_Yui It's the agreed upon name for Sense8 fans. I'm not a super huge fan of it personally, but no one asked me :V" @Kalindlara FUCKING HORNY-ASS ETERNAL MOOD @kateinmadcity you might find this entertaining! This is one of many reasons this is the best show ever 💕 #Sense8 https://t.co/AL0nsiG4jO @strangeofgalway I made a point to screenshot the best shot in television history. https://t.co/kK9eH31YyH The first of many moments in #Sense8 that make you cry in the best way as a trans woman 💕 https://t.co/EasVyu8J9W I just really need to stop getting involved in The Discourse. But I maintain my recent flirting with it wasn't as bad as previous instances >_> "@joshroby @Emmagicalgirl I think I've been greatly misinformed, then. I was under the assumption that it had more to do with asking what the other person believes and building only on what they say and making no other assumptions. Boy is my face red. Sorry!" "@SinWitchCirce That's fair. I've just been in a very ""engage with bigots"" mood this morning. Look at my recent replies, I've been at this for hours. I think I'm getting something from it but I'm not sure." @strangeofgalway She's one of my favorite companions! "This is a future Sensie's first viewing, if anyone wants to join in on the fun! #Sense8 https://t.co/0seVPQFYkP" "@BrotherBeamPony @l3chsed @traaaaaaannnnns @SammiFX If you actually care to better yourself as a human being, take note that trans women, being women, often have penises, so there is no ""trap"" to be revealed. She's just a woman, with genitals that surprised you based on your own prejudices. I'll be muting you now." "@Emmagicalgirl Not talking about Socrates, fuck that blowhard. I'm talking about the Socratic Method, which is unfortunately named after him. If you have an issue with that specifically, I'm all ears." "@BrotherBeamPony @l3chsed @traaaaaaannnnns @SammiFX I'm forced to assume that in your estimation, sometimes trans women are not women. So it's no wonder you think the comedic framework of ""trap"" is not an issue. Thank you for you time." @BrotherBeamPony @l3chsed @traaaaaaannnnns @SammiFX Not giving an answer is a form of answer. Imagine if I asked you whether you thought Santa Claus was real and you refused to answer. "@BrotherBeamPony @l3chsed @traaaaaaannnnns @SammiFX You abstain from judgement? What is that supposed to mean in this instance? That some trans women aren't women in your eyes? I'm talking about people that are trans, not random strangers who you don't know are trans or not. Are trans women women? Yes or no?" @BrotherBeamPony @l3chsed @traaaaaaannnnns @SammiFX Do you agree that trans woman are women and that trans men are men? "@BrotherBeamPony @l3chsed @traaaaaaannnnns @SammiFX Why is the word ""trap"" used, do you think?" "@TockTockTock ""Modern trans movement"" here meaning ""When my precious cis bubble was so rudely interrupted by the existence of trans people.""" @WynneOwner I really wish just once we'd get merch of Imp Midna without Link attached to her ass. @El_Tapatio96 @queer_queenie Yeah I guess I guess I was speaking mostly about recent American history. Good point. @Valentine__Vale I did wonder! 💦 @Valentine__Vale Val you can't just make me this turned on out of nowhere like that "@ShitpostSylveon I don't really have much more to say unless you have specific things from the video you'd like to discuss. Again, only because we're going in circles. I mean no ill will at this point. 💕" "@acetonecharlie Okay, you want my reply? I don't care about the respectability politics of someone who doesn't know about our ancient knowledge. You're muted now, love 💕" @ShitpostSylveon I think we're talking in circles at this point but I thank you for humoring me. I have some thoughts on the idea that all speech should be defended that this video from @ContraPoints sums up nicely. If you watch it & want to discuss it feel free to DM me https://t.co/uS3HCl0Rgn @ShitpostSylveon But the problem is they're reacting the best way they know how to marginalization and bigotry that isn't their fault. Also take note you're wanting them you argue rationally with a Pokemon reference said as a joke. "@ShitpostSylveon That to me sounds like you value the joke above the trauma of the person disagreeing. I've spoken with you enough to know that's not true, but do you see why I say it looks that way?" "@acetonecharlie Am I to assume you're cis? That's the term for ""not trans""" @ShitpostSylveon I try to. It's hard but I swallow my pride because I know the stakes are so important. Look I'm not blaming you for the past. I know it was an honest mistake. 💕 I'd love it if you said you'll try to be better next time. Or at least say with conviction that you don't care. "@ShitpostSylveon I have a Living Pokedex, so keep my love of Pokemon in mind when I say: I can't tell that's a Sylveon on my Galaxy S6 screen Not everyone knows about Pokemon Even some that do haven't played Gen 6 or 7" "@ShitpostSylveon You're saying sorry now that I took the time to bring it out of you. Most trans people aren't that patient. We get worn down pretty quick by actual bigotry. If you don't care about all this and this is just your shitpost account, don't worry about it. I suspect you care, tho" "@ShitpostSylveon It fell on deaf ears because you're skipping the part where you didn't immediately apologize. I'm not a shitposter but I've been in that position before, and because I take this subject matter seriously, even if I think it's obvious I was joking, I apologize." @ShitpostSylveon Calling marginalized people reactionary is inherently stating that their concerns aren't that important. Blaming them for being reactionary in the face of actual bigotry and hatred is placing the blame on them instead of where it belongs: On actual bigots. Does that make sense? "@ShitpostSylveon You will push away smart, loving, good allies, both trans and cis by not immediately apologizing for that kind of behavior when it's misinterpreted. If that bothers you, switch up your approach." "@ShitpostSylveon It's not important when the context seems obvious. You said you're a dragon slayer. Which in any other context would be silly, yes, but it looked as though you were taking the fantastical framework of the discussion and building on it in a really gross way." "@ShitpostSylveon You might not think those are allies worth having, but how can you know? You expect them to either suck it up or go away when they might have legitimate past trauma informing their assessment of you." "@ShitpostSylveon What I'm saying is I don't think you can have a shitposting philosophy & also criticize others for sometimes thinking you're serious. You're going to push potential allies away, which as a trans people we're in short supply of." @ShitpostSylveon And you think reading what a person said isn't ascertaining whether or not they're a shit person? All we have are the words people say on this site. "(My Like is me agreeing with the spirit of the tweet, if not the exact imprecise wording)" WE EVEN GET THIS SHIT FROM TRANS PEOPLE (I don't really have a huge problem with Kayelyn. For the love of Christ don't get her involved. I just saw this tweet immediately after posting this thread and was gobsmacked) https://t.co/eaIzdmQ2bj "@ShitpostSylveon @addamschloe ""Fly off the handle"" seems to imply you think their reaction is always unjustified regardless of the situation or that they're taking this subject matter too seriously. Am I way off on that assessment?" "I've often Liked a tweet thinking ""Hell yeah, sister"" then realized I can't retweet it because of how cis-centric it is. Microaggresions like these are almost more depressing than blatant hatred. It suggests our true allies don't really exist." "It's fucking remarkable how even cute, benign, & funny tweets about feminism are so often openly trans/queer exclusionary. And I don't mean TERFs posted them. Far from it. Just that most women say ""men"" when they mean ""cishet men"" and assume that means a penis is involved." "@AmazonChique I know you mostly from Twitter and you have some amazing insight about the industry and being trans. I definitely look up to you, but I know how weird that is to hear (I've gotten it occasionally too). I don't think any of us know what we're doing >_>" "@RainBlackKat That's fair. I just always try to couch it in things I like or that I thought were successful. It's not even me lying, there's ALWAYS something. Like composition or color or line work." "@ShitpostSylveon @addamschloe And if that doesn't bother you, that's you prerogative. Just giving advice if and only if you want it. 💕" "@ShitpostSylveon @addamschloe Apologize more quickly next time if you want others to understand where you're coming from. If they didn't block you immediately after your first comment, responding with more vitriol will ensure they never listen." "@RainBlackKat It costs zero dollars to type out a compliment on a piece, even if you're not feeling it. There's ALWAYS something good to say about a piece. If someone thinks otherwise they're a worse artist than the person posting the """"""bad"""""" art." @ShitpostSylveon @addamschloe Trans people can be transphobic. Transphobic people will often give the same defense even when a joke is about trans people. I think you're a good person. Just know your tactics are indistinguishable from a transphobe. Do with that information as you please. @ShitpostSylveon @addamschloe Just... be careful and don't be surprised when marginalized people assume the worst on this hellsite. :/ @SamusMcQueen What's depressing is we know there's money in appealing to that market. Doesn't make him any less pathetic tho "And if the person I'm subtweeting sees this: There was an apology so we're all good now as far as I'm concerned, love 💕" @addamschloe @ShitpostSylveon I unblocked her. It breaks my heart learning that I blocked a sympathetic ear. @addamschloe @ShitpostSylveon That's enough for me. She's unblocked. 💕 @alvietron @BrexitWarrior69 Did he seriously fucking do that Did Ricky become indistinguishable from a ridiculous parody of himself @addamschloe @ShitpostSylveon I'm willing to unblock your girlfriend if she's sorry. I'm sympathetic to honest mistakes. "What you mean to say is you didn't mean to cause harm & you don't like to be blamed for an accident. I know it sucks, but suck it up and apologize. Don't say you disagree. This is not an opinion. This is a fact that has to be true if we agree that a person's feelings are valid" "I can't fucking believe how often I've heard people say ""I disagree"" when I tell them intent < effect. I'm sorry, you disagree? With what? The effect you had? You don't get to disagree with that. That's called calling the other person a liar." "@addamschloe @ChosenOfAshurha @ShitpostSylveon @U_1F410 And in both cases the effect is the same. It baffles me when people ""disagree"" with intent < effect. You disagree with the effect you had on someone? I'm sorry but it doesn't work that way, that's the whole point." "@LizzyWyrd Though I think the real reason I said that is I often get him mixed up with Stephen Fry, lol." "@LizzyWyrd Years ago I would have said he's extremely intelligent, yes. This is also me hoping to actually have my tweet read by him." "@RainBlackKat It's the same stupid word game all bigots trade in. ""We're not TERFs, we're just radical feminists that exclude trans people!"" ""We're not denying the holocaust, we just don't think it happened!"" Etc" @addamschloe @ChosenOfAshurha @ShitpostSylveon @U_1F410 Intent < effect @addamschloe @ChosenOfAshurha @ShitpostSylveon @U_1F410 Too late "Do not watch the special, even if you already have Netflix. Netflix will count your view as if you specifically bought a ticket for it like they did with Bright. Here's a recap of how awful it is if you'd like more info: https://t.co/QAWHp9CfwX" "@joshroby I don't know, sometimes I wonder if it's more of people like him think we're not serious. Like we're a fetish or a hobby. So all the drama and legislation is a waste of time. Don't get me wrong, that's a form of hate, and I admit I'm something of an optimist. I dunno." @_ChinMusic_ @gwen_no_fear has a screenshot of a recap https://t.co/D6LZRJMh6V "Like I'm basically wondering if there's actual empathy left in him that I can appeal to, or if he's no better than an alt-right YouTuber. I hope it's not the latter. This is a man with popularity and influence and we're desperately short on allies, especially in comedy." "What Ricky seems to want here is for us to be offended. I'm just scared. I don't know if he cares that trans people are scared? There was a time when I thought he was a kind, intelligent man. If we were acquaintances, would he reassure me? Or does he truly hate us?" "@AnalComrade The sad thing is there's a ready-made, large enough to be profitable audience for this kind of humor. A cynic could guess he's just chasing easy money. Not that that exonerates him. He should never be able to live this down." @ChosenOfAshurha I'm 9 months on HRT and I'm hatchling af :V @ChosenOfAshurha @ShitpostSylveon @U_1F410 I do love it when they ask to be blocked like that "As trans people, we're really used to being dehumanized. It's just especially note worthy when a famous intellectual(?) does it to us. Decades from now you'll either be widely laughed at as a raging bigot, or trans people will all have been murdered. I assume you want the latter https://t.co/3HvlD0tfiE" "@gwen_no_fear I appreciate that he's made it this easy for us to firmly put him in the ""asshole"" box. He was teetering on the edge for a while there." "@CaseyExplosion I don't understand how they think literally no artists do it for love of the craft. Hey I'm an artist. As long as I have a roof over my head and I'm not starving, I'll make art. This fantasy where literally all artists are misers is ridiculous." So some madman who hates trans people is now in charge of passports. Better get em while you can! You'll need a ton of spoons And money And they might literally seek out those who changed their gender marker and do lord knows what You'll excuse me if I'm frozen in indecision "Feeling a bit weepy today Sometimes it's super hard to understand what my friends see in me, you know?" @RainBlackKat If you find out could you let me know too? @RainBlackKat I bet it's a cute omelette 💕😘 @PowerOfMelody It's quite nice 💦 @LeftAtLondon I bought your book and loved it! @ItsJenFunFolks Post lewds? "@rCharlotteSmith Yes, unquestionably. The why shouldn't matter." @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans Amazing~ @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans They're quite nice~ @transwitchlexi Oh neat a new self-identified tr*p to block @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 I was directly replying to other Jen. I usually try to keep that direct & obvious :P @ADirtyTrans @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 Jen you have girls clamouring to give you an ass to eat @ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd WE NEED TWO JUDGES I JUST DECIDED """Shit that's a ton of followers, I wonder who he's following?"" https://t.co/mgKipWSr6Z" @norintha @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans We're all moving in with our GFs We're such lesbians :P @TransitionL83 @norintha @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans GAAAAAAAAY @norintha @JenButtLewd @TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans SO gay Abolish the police @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans Well I'm seeing Jen in April and I imagine she might want to do it again~ "@TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans First and last, sadly D:" @TransitionL83 @JenButtLewd @ADirtyTrans Oh yes I remember that night fondly 💕💕 @ADirtyTrans I did! :3 @SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans These feel so good~ 💦 @ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 https://t.co/OdCey29oSY @ADirtyTrans Hmmmm I wonder if @SteampunkPenny has any ideas on how to help you with that~ Can't help but get rather anxious when I see someone I like unfollow me :/ @Valentine__Vale @emuchaton Big same @ItsJenFunFolks Well my fursona is a bun :3 @ItsJenFunFolks hey Jen h hey guess which one I am :3 @Pixeljade @ComradeCallie @queer_queenie I'm gonna assume sex unless otherwise stated because gosh that sounds fun~ "@TheyOrShe I give the game some credit in that I know they wanted more time to work on it. Fitzroy was the woman who was ""both sides"" after a dimension jump, right? I feel like that was something else before they were rushed. Or at least I hope." "@ZJemptv As I understand it, a lot of it is losing more recent memories, so you start to remember stuff from way back in your past but what day it is or who's the president you haven't got a clue. So you're still a trans woman, but you don't remember admitting that to anyone." @TheyOrShe In 2018 Bioshock Infinite has never been more relevant and yet more tone deaf. @Cookie_2nd This is so fucking awesome @emuchaton @rubblewoman No but it's adorable as heck that you think it is. "@emuchaton Thinking we could both be bound tightly together, our collars hooked together so we can kiss while Mistress beats the shit out of us" @emuchaton heckin is gay sub language we all know this @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie Oooh nice! @Cosmos_Cookie I sometimes still get hard though so it might get awkward? Plus the full sequence of getting GRS only to use a fake dick is part of the appeal to me. I love the idea of using a strap-on after GRS - It's hot af - The fact that I'm replacing a real one with a fake one feels like a middle finger to either god or the patriarchy or both @Cosmos_Cookie @queer_queenie We should play sometime! 💕 "@queer_queenie bad take, your worst yet" @queer_queenie Time travel is a technology intended for cishet white men. The further back you go the less anyone else would want to do it. @norintha GOSH it's so heckin' great @WriggleFightbug did you know girls are literally perfect @MagsVisaggs Living the dream "@strangeofgalway @GuildingLilly Hatch every egg, as I always say 💕" "@GuildingLilly ""I don't have dysphoria though, just a burning, ceaseless desire to be a girl..."" The recent-ish (in the last few years) push online to remind people that you don't need dysphoria to be trans is what finally cracked my shell." @GuildingLilly I was literally jealous of trans girls. This was only 2 years ago 😳 @emuchaton can we watch @val_about_town MUCH BETTER CAPTION 10/10 @XylariaAD Picturing the dad from Fairly Odd Parents complaining about his lack of a trophy while reading that. when you touch her dick and it's bigger than yours https://t.co/3Yxu7jp6xH @ButtGoblin666 OF COURSE I AM W WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT >_> willing to negotiate who sits on who's face too btw @AnalComrade @emuchaton https://t.co/F5Yw0dxEqJ "look all I'm wondering is WHEN is @emuchaton gonna sit on my face, okay!?" @AnalComrade @emuchaton SO unfair @aliceincamera omg that last one I just choked on my water @norintha @deathpigeon I'll bee properly soaked in progesterone by that point :P "@deathpigeon I know! I'm still coughing up a storm from being sick, but maybe one of these days Mistress and I could bring you over or something? >_>" "@norintha @deathpigeon 5 or 6, yeah... >_<" @deathpigeon vikky help I've literally been turned on all day FUCK "You think you've seen horny on main? I've just started progesterone, this isn't even my final form" @ButtGoblin666 look I don't appreciate you making entirely accurate declarations about us bratty subs okay you're giving away all our secrets @JenButtLewd @emuchaton look I just started taking progesterone this isn't even my final form @emuchaton IF YOU NEED A VOLUNTEER I'M COOL WITH HELPING @BoringNerdyKate BIGGEST OF MOODS I'm sure Mistress wouldn't mind selecting a tattoo or two for me~ @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie This angle makes me weak at the knees and it just shows up on my TL like this "@CaseyExplosion And because the wording is ambiguous: I don't have my own Kickstarter, but I've backed quite a few and this has been my stance whenever I do so." "@_ChinMusic_ @CaseyExplosion I don't have my own Kickstarter, but I can see why that wording was confusing. I've only backed other Kickstarters, but that's my policy when doing so." @Cosmos_Cookie Fucking eternal mood. I love everyone else's girldick but I need mine GONE. It just gets in the way. Fuck. "@CaseyExplosion I consider all my Kickstarter pledges to be donations, NOT preorders. I get a lot of flak for saying that, but I think the benefit of allowing creators that kind of freedom is worth the risk of actual swindlers running away with the money." "I'd either die for her or let her kill me, whichever comes first https://t.co/iLJNo7HPaH" "@AmazonChique Welcome to monster girls, they do this a lot :V" @AshleyZombieArt @CoffeeShopWaifu I would die for her. "@aliceincamera Alice, hon," @ItsJenFunFolks Character in Beast Wars/Beast Machines who was clearly designed to appeal to the lesbians. "You, a fool: Blackarachnia wasn't queer, she was clearly straight! She slept with Silverbolt! Me, wise, gay: https://t.co/iWYnoB44gH" Blackarachnia 💕🕷️💕 https://t.co/gtg3L6G5Kj @RainBlackKat (PS clearly the best answer is >_>) "@RainBlackKat See that was my first guess but that's kind of comparing apples to other, perhaps slightly different apples :P" "@RainBlackKat Does this mean ""secretly loves it"" vs ""truly hates it"" or something? o.o" @HenryRobinson99 @transwitchlexi Looks like our conversation got split because I was re-watching the video to make sure I got the right one. See this tweet I left for what I want to say in reply to all this: https://t.co/6Midz93EZn "@HenryRobinson99 @transwitchlexi But seriously, I HIGHLY recommend the following video from @FoldableHuman for an explanation as to why pointing to in-universe explanations of shitty behavior isn't really a helpful defense. This is me legitimately trying to help you out, dude. https://t.co/ezKmYdLSs9" "@HenryRobinson99 @transwitchlexi We've found it. The weakest attempt to stan for Ready Player One. Give yourself a hand, buddy, that was unbelievably pathetic." @forivall @transwitchlexi Imagine the origami you could have made with that dollar. Or kindling for fire! Hey sometimes you're camping and need some kindling real fast. Bummer. "@transwitchlexi When the story's MAIN protagonist, the audience's insert, the otherwise ""good guy"" is a transphobe, it colors the rest of the story. Always Sunny is about terrible people and they're painted as terrible people. RPO is ostensibly a Hero's Journey where the hero is transphobic." "So I guess my tiddy lust attracted a bunch of new followers over the last few days. Welcome! I'm super close to 1,300 and I couldn't have done it without y'all. 💕" "@ShasOFaiz I rarely use Discord, but if you see me on there, feel free to friend me or message me. I appreciate the approach you're taking here. I don't really need to talk about this with you anymore than we have, but it's good that our lines of communication are open, friend. 💕" "@emuchaton I don't know what butt magicks you wield to make your rear so enticing, but I need me some of that." "@airis_damon @deathpigeon Gotcha. I was half-kidding, sorry." "@ShasOFaiz I rarely speak publicly about her because it's rather dangerous to do so on Left Trans Twitter. If you have specific questions we can speak in DMs. I can't remember what I have my DMs set to, but if I need to follow you back to open them for you just say the word." "So this isn't me saying my sexuality was figured out EXACTLY like a cis gay girl's, but rather that it very much paints a distinct trans sapphic journey of self-discovery that, for me at least, feels very affirming in hindsight." "And the only time I self-inserted into the porn was when I created elaborate fantasy scenarios where I got turned into a girl. But it's also interesting that I never doubted that I was into women. Again, society was telling me I should like women, and for me, that was right." "I sought out lesbian porn that had less of a focus on penetration, for starters, and I HATED when a guy showed up (you'd be surprised how many things labeled ""lesbian"" had guys in it)." "It would be easy to assume that my sexual awakening mirrored a straight boy's, but I really think the devil's in the details here. The majority of the stuff I was interested in makes more sense in hindsight knowing that I'm trans." "Like it doesn't reflect a gay cis girl's upbringing in that way, but I wasn't merely into girls. I was undeniably exploring my sexuality THROUGH my gender, despite it being buried so deep." "For myself, being a trans lesbian going through puberty was a fascinating What If scenario of a gay adolescent girl being encouraged by societal pressures to like girls." "Evolution chart beginning with Annoying Frog, then turning into Rabbids, and finally ending with Minions send tweet" @petercoffin But see now you've alerted me to their existence and I want them ironically :V This is being peacefully resolved in DMs. I'm just being an overreacting bitch who thankfully thought better than to @ the person. @tasmosunt @SHYNUDISTGRRL Nice use of irony there :V "@PhoinixArt Wasn't you, you're good." "@bardfinn Not you, hon. It's cool." @queer_queenie Completely understandable. 💕 "@queer_queenie The fact that anyone could argue over that being bullshit is unbelievable to me, but I'm sorry I contributed in any way. RT my thread on it if you want, I can take it." "Lord help me I'm fighting every urge to get back on my bullshit. I'm NOT going to call a follower out. Not doing it. Nope, don't care what they said about whoever. Like 50+ people I know follow them. Let's just move on, move on." @queer_queenie @u373737 Sure thing. Sorry. @u373737 @queer_queenie Hey I knew there was a reason I unfollowed you "@transwitchlexi Human female, implying anything less is less than human. Stay classy, RPO." @deathpigeon Why does everyone talk about Bitcoin when there are like thousands of different coins? :P "So yeah, that was definitely flu number 2, after having a brief interlude after flu number 1 for stomach virus: the spinoff. I can feel myself getting better, though. Sleeping basically all day yesterday helped." @RainBlackKat Can't go wrong with a sling bikini :D "@DrillbotKillbot Except salamanders aren't born from eggs, silly. We're birthed from fire :P 🔥🔥🔥" "@acetonecharlie Condescending to who, exactly?" @JesskaNightmare Gorgeous queer people being happy & smiling is my aesthetic 💕 "@transscribe What if you don't yet have a passport? I'm not sure I can afford one right now. But my current goals of changing the gender marker on my ID & getting a new social security card should be enough, shouldn't it? What information does a new passport pull from to determine gender?" @Silence28913001 Calling someone an egg can only be fairly done in past tense. Like they WERE an egg because they're now saying they are trans. I agree that calling someone an egg in present tense when they haven't come out is a problem. @deathpigeon Attention is ammunition in the battlefield of ideas "@KentabooRex As long as you didn't then tell as many people as you could something over the top like this person believes all trans people are reactionaries that deserve to die, you did the right thing. I'm mainly talking about mass character assassinations, whether intentional or otherwise." "@KentabooRex So yeah, in that case, without me knowing any more context, I would say that's a toxic person, sure." "@KentabooRex We're extremely open to that on Twitter. I'm arguing we should treat that as the nuclear option and make CERTAIN we have the full context of what someone is saying, especially given it's in text and can be easily fulled out of context, even accidentally." "@Kalindlara I don't remember which if any side you fell on, but in case I need to defend myself, this is why I've made it a goal not to cut out people who are friends with or follow people I would deem shitty. I think we need that approach or we'll all splinter further." @Kalindlara It's okay. You're pure and unsullied from the ravages of The Discourse. Treasure that innocence. "@Kalindlara You just Liked a tweet in a thread where I mentioned who. It's dangerous to bring her up, so I rarely do." "And for the love of Christ take to heart the nuance required here and use common sense. I'm not asking people befriend Nazis. I'm saying with people ""on our side,"" try as hard as you can to unite, not divide." "Dammit I'll get through to y'all yet. Our goal should be intelligently finding what we have in common with others, not all the ways we disagree about Leftist discourse. Attack ideas, NOT people, especially if you think you'd otherwise agree with them." "Here look how people can take a tweet out of context & completely misrepresent a person *crowd nods in agreement* Now look at how this was done with this one person y'all already hate *room empties in a puff of cartoon smoke, crickets remain*" @aliceincamera Hey we have the same body type Hot "@estrusflask I get super anxious sticking my neck out like that and getting crickets in response. We're closer to acquaintances, but I still maintain people have blown her way out of proportion. At the very least let's all just be careful about character assassinations." @estrusflask She's a friend of mine. I'll vouch for you if she asks. And she's a friend in the same way that @ClassicCommie tells me they're friends with some tankies. Human relationships aren't like Autobots & Decepticons. We're complicated beings with layers. "@Kalindlara Like it'd be nice if I could say ""Tankies do it more, fuck them."" But I worry that nothing is ever that simple." @Kalindlara I like to hope that some are more eager than others. "@estrusflask Be defensive! It's entirely justified. I get mad at this shit too. Hey remember that time both you and I were arguing over what Zinnia Jones intended to mean in that screenshot you posted? Not trying to argue about that again, I'm just asking you meditate on the similarities." "@deathpigeon @ClassicCommie @estrusflask I try to do the same. Sometimes it feels like I should alert people in case they want to block them, but maybe I should be more consistent with it." "@ClassicCommie @deathpigeon @estrusflask Fair. It's easy to draw battle lines, but I know it's not that simple. As I've said before it's against my morals to judge why someone is friends with someone who I think is less than savory since I've been on the other end of that & it sucks. I hope your tank friends stay cool" "@estrusflask Yeah I'm not SUPER mad. This thread was only possible because I follow them, after all." @ClassicCommie @deathpigeon @estrusflask Constant vigilance! Stay critical any and all character assassinations. Especially if said character is being critical of tankies. "@deathpigeon @estrusflask @ClassicCommie @HeadphoneSpace Dammit Vikky, we were all following your lead with their gender there >:P" "@queermel I'm sure I have. It's harder to see when it happens to yourself, though." @ClassicCommie @deathpigeon @estrusflask Look I believe you when you say this was a misunderstanding. I don't know what else to say beyond be more careful I guess? How can we make sure this happens less? "@ClassicCommie @deathpigeon @estrusflask I don't follow her either, and I figured it out." @estrusflask And FIVE of my mutuals Liked it. That's really scary. "@estrusflask That's super not cool to @ them, Rory. You should know better. Too late now, I guess. They're already here." "@queermel It's impossible to fight, too. I've talked to people who agree this is a huge, scary problem, then give them other examples of it happening to big names on Twitter and they'll immediately go back into blinder mode and say that no, in those cases those are Bad People." Broke: Taking cough syrup meant to help you sleep at night then going to bed Woke: Taking cough syrup meant to help you sleep at night then staying up late on Twitter @petercoffin I mean I think so. That's a super generalized statement though? Can you be more specific? @deathpigeon Good to know. I figured. "@alvietron Yeah that's what I thought. Their avatar was stored in the ""cool people"" part of my brain, but I didn't want to assume that was absolutely the case. Luckily my point isn't predicated on them being a good person, though that's good to hear." I'll stop calling these post-scripts but I also wanted to add that this shit is especially scary to see while reading @petercoffin's book. This is custom reality being constructed before our very eyes. PPPS I legitimately didn't even notice that @/ClassicCommie was only one of five people who Liked the tweet and now there's no way to see who the other 4 are. This is the scary part of being a Leftist on Twitter. Support for this kind of thing is super common. PPS I kept names uncensored to give people a chance to block whoever they feel they should in the above screenshot. Protect yourselves as needed. Do not under any circumstances go bug these people. "PS Tock's account is currently protected. I sent a follow request but I won't be able to know anything more about them than I currently do until they approve the request, if they approve the request." "Pay attention. This is how lies about people, ESPECIALLY marginalized people, are spread on Twitter. Now it'll be treated as gospel among people that trust Commie & Bees that Tock threatens trans people. We have all fallen for this before. Pay. Attention." "Maybe I'm way off here. I only know @/ClassicCommie who's the one who Liked it. Tock might be toxic & Bees might be cool, but the fact you I can easily see a completely opposing read on the situation should give you pause." "I recognize Tock's avatar but I know nothing else about them. Going in blind, assuming they're arguing in good faith, this to me sounds more like they're saying that tankies advocate for a form of government that would lead to our deaths. You see this too, right? https://t.co/WA6NNjgnit" @hypnokittymaid You're getting so wet you're gonna make ME wet 💦 "@rCharlotteSmith Makes sense, it's a fun thing to be~" "@Allicrombie That's more of a growing process than a sudden shift ion perception. Baby animals that hatch from eggs do the same thing. Whatever definition catches on neither of us can control, so you might be right, I'm just repeating how I've heard it used *shrug*" "@Allicrombie That's not how anyone I know uses it. I would call that person a baby trans, or hatchling if you want to continue the metaphor. The reason it's used for trans people who don't know it yet is because of the visual metaphor of hatching. Your perception of the entire world changes." @queer_queenie There would be atheists we just wouldn't have a name for them. Like aflippleflopists. A flippleflop is an imaginary creature I just made up. No one believes in it but we don't need a name for non-believers. @ExistentialEnso @LisaHNothing @hotcistakes That people are trying to educate themselves: Good That people are this confused about it in the first place: Bad Ideally this would be stuff that Sesame Street explains. "We call trans people who don't yet know they're trans ""eggs"" and it's easy to immediately picture a chicken egg, but we're more like dragon eggs: Rare, powerful creatures with ancient knowledge about things that non-dragons can only guess at." "@spectra_belle Lol that's a bummer since he's going for $30 mint. I found a loose one for $15 though, which hurt less." @norintha @toygrind Sounds like a part of Superion tfw you're a trans lesbian with top-heavy friends & you can't tell if you want their boobs or WANT their boobs My guess is the Combiner Wars Legion Class figures didn't make it to the US? Because I NEVER saw these. Now I just need to find Thundercracker... So apparently this Seeker mold I love so much WAS released as Skywarp and not just as an impossible-to-find Japanese blind bag. Did you know Combiner Wars had Legion Class figures? MAJOR props to @toygrind for alerting me to this. With this info I able to nab one off eBay. https://t.co/6PKup9QFMl @OneLameShark Well shit I'm not gonna pay a premium for that. Thank you. "Hey fellow Transformers fans, help me out: Is Takara doing anything different for their paint apps for Power of the Primes because looking at pictures it doesn't seem like it. For example usually they paint their female characters much better but Moonracer looks the same??" @CaseyExplosion Look you're not wrong "@KitsuneAlicia What I wouldn't give for some of those, fuck." "@norintha Fuck, they sure are" "@toransugaru Jokes on you, my name is Kat, which no other trans girl ha-- wait" "@rubblewoman Welp, I'm sold *follows*" @rednikekim You started it @norintha Cheating like that is part of the appeal of Soulsborne :V @Captain_V_Smith Sure! Not today though. I'm trying to take it easy after being sick. X_x Maybe like tomorrow? @Captain_V_Smith Or just queer. I feel rather annoyed by people who think there are too many letters. It's literally like complaining that there are too many types of people. Not really interested in making it easier for those kind of people. "@rednikekim It needs as many letters as there are queer identities. You're literally replying to a tweet where I said what ""A"" is. Please ask questions in better faith." @CiriAntares I just started taking it a week or so ago! It already seems like it's working a bit? How long did it take you to notice changes? "It's just not Digimon without Izzy saying ""Prodigus!"" Love that they included that 💕💕💕" Oh and I love how the animation effect of Wargreymon & Metal Garurumon fusing looks like a double helix. Omnimon was the first example of DNA Digivolving though it was before they called it that. Nice reference bringing it full circle. "Funny that the Big Bad at the end is Alphamon, clearly set up at a mirror to Omegamon, except Omegamon is called Omnimon in the English dub :V" "Oh, and that IS the voice of Mimi! Didn't sound like her at first but I just looked it up. So as far as original voice actor pairs we have Tai/Agumon, Izzy/Tentomon, & Mimi/Palmon which makes me so happy! Not to harp so much on returning VAs but it makes such a difference imo" "*over half, actually since we have Agumon too" AND GOMAMON AND PALMON!! Another two of my favorite characters! Patamon and Tentomon too!! Damn that's half the Digidestined Digimon. Not bad! @NatalieChills At the top of the thread I mentioned I'm watching the English dub. Mostly because of nostalgia THEY GOT THE VOICE OF AGUMON!! That is unmistakably Tom Fahn. That familiar breathy voice put a MASSIVE grin on my face 💕 So far without looking it up: Tai: Original VA Izzy: Original VA Matt: Decent soundalike(???) TK: New VA Sora: New VA Kari: New VA Joe: New VA that sounds NOTHING like him Mimi: New VA Bit disappointing :/ Digimon: I'll report back when we see 'em "I LOVE that they got the voice of Izzy though! Mona Marshall has a really distinct, irreplaceable voice imo. She is as much Izzy as Miller is Kari. If you've seen the documentary I Know That Voice, you might recall that Izzy is one of Marshal's favorite character to voice!" "I guess I'll livetweet about Digimon Adventure Tri Reunion (specifically the English dub). Sounds like not all the voice actors were available. Kari's was a particular favorite if mine, but I haven't heard Lara Jill Miller in anything for years." @Allicrombie I have graduated from baby trans to booby trans "@KitsuneAlicia Who we are IS largely out of our control, and both trans people and medical experts agree that this is who we are. This person, like all cis people, didn't think this through. Why are on earth are they assuming as a given that trans people WANT to be trans?" "I really to find a place that's openly queer/trans friendly where I can get fitted for a bra. It's time, I think. I live in Northern Colorado if anyone knows of such a place." We make it really easy for cis people. We bend over backwards to not get misgendered. And y'all can't even meet us halfway. "Btw ideally names wouldn't be gendered, but we're not talking about woke cis people looking to deconstruct gender norms. The people who are most guilty of this are paradoxically the ones that usually assume that a name indicates gender." "What's going through a cis person's head when they use a trans woman's name and misgender her in the same sentence? Like Mistress's name is Penny. How is that a ""he"" name?" "@KitsuneAlicia More specifically it's a thing you can use that takes the followers of a shitty person and blocks all of them for you too. I've never used it, personally." "On the note of Seekers, how about finishing off the Animated ones (including Thundercracker because almost no one scored one of those)? Basically I'd like the focus to move on from G1 CHUG exclusives." "It'd be really cool if, going forward, the people who decide the Transformers exclusive for HasCon took a level of care & consideration that so far neither FunPub nor Hasbro seems to have had. Like here's a fun idea: A 3-pack of Robot Heroes consisting of Ramjet, Dirge & Skywarp" "I will say however that the least exploitative way to do that is the consumer paying the creator directly, which (for now, at least) is a very popular method of porn production that I'm completely in favor of." "LRT I'd almost agree that all porn exploits someone even if you ARE paying for it, but only because capitalism inherently exploits everyone. If we're sympathetic to the fact that people gotta eat, it shouldn't matter if they get naked & do sexy things on camera to do it." Are blockchains a cryptocurrency thing or a method of mass-blocking shitty people on Twitter? Because I've seen it used in both contexts. "@aliceincamera I think your curves are lovely. Plus, I don't know about you, but whether it's because I'm a sub or a trans woman, I kind of love it when estrogen does """"""bad"""""" things to me. Like oh noooooooo I'm a woman with all that that entails whatever shall I dooooooooo? But that's me." "@thatstormygeek @ClothoMoirai @mosswyrm Like most trans women, I'd sign up for that in a heartbeat. I'd get the parts I need while helping my trans siblings. The fact that it's such a perfect solution that's so universally desired among trans people yet also impossible feels like a sick joke. :/" "@Unlewd_Dolly I like Sail, but it's not even close to their best song." @CaseyExplosion Implying British people will be wooed by their irresistible desire to ride him. Goals (I'll christen them by getting that shirt) https://t.co/jcNKPLFqkX "And yeah, I'm totally gay but in a way no one saw coming. Anyway, it felt really affirming to be validated like that by my sister (who's 8 years older than me & so remembers a lot more). What little remains of my doubt that I'm trans has been reduced to practically nothing. 💕" "Doesn't mean she or anyone else I knew saw it coming, however. My dad for instance worried that I might be gay (less because he hated queer people and more because it was the 90's and he always worried for my safety -- gay kids rarely have it easy in school)" "Yesterday I spoke at length with my sister about how, as I kid, it was well known & agreed upon by myself & my family that I related to women, I thought like a woman, & I preferred the company of women. She responded that, yes, everything about me made sense after I came out." "@TransEthics Worse than santorum (the lube/shit mixture, not the person, though he's in the running there too)" "So after a concert on Saturday and a movie on Sunday, both while being sick, I haven't gotten any better so today is a day to stay in bed, drink lots of water and sleep as much as I can." @transwitchlexi I'm so sorry :/ I would really like this fucker to please fuck off forever. This is the kind of shit that justices the already rampant dehumanization of us. I don't like to wish violence upon most people so if someone could maybe throw him in a swimming pool full of dog shit that might suffice https://t.co/SnOppKs1xF @SteampunkPenny I recognize the word death o.o @00d4n1 I pretended to be straight for years but I was pretty bad at it so I have no idea :/ "@ClothoMoirai @mosswyrm Cis people need to understand that trans women want the good with the bad. If transitioning required that I get a functioning uterus complete with periods, that would be an upgrade for me, not a deterrent." "@goodroundboy I would gladly do that were it possible, friend 💕" @Sense8World Thank you! Believe it or not they're entirely natural 💕 Fun fact but gatekeeping of all kinds makes me go full-on raging momma bear. Oh shit and I almost forgot: 4. FUCK. OFF. "Ace people are queer, they're the A in LGBTQIA, and if you disagree, please follow this simple step by step guide: 1. Fuck off 2. Unfollow me 3. Fuck off" @Viviomana https://t.co/mhW8ISMXcw This is an important thread https://t.co/OCmXu7jK9H "I want big, fuck you titties. Knockers that knock shit over. Giant, unruly handfuls of tit flesh. Ridiculous, over-developed, massive mams. Boobers with their own zip code. large breast" @queermel Oh hey a new person to block "Me in my moments of doubt: Totally Spies wasn't INTENTIONALLY fetish-y. It was a show for kids, after all. Totally Spies: https://t.co/obC7KJoNzl" "#AWrinkleInTime was absolutely delightful, btw. Highly recommended." "Tattoos are, among other things, snapshots of your past self. Your tastes, your values, you personality. Some of us like to remember that. https://t.co/xyIfhSaWtE" New milestone: At the movie theater today my sister (who's cis) had to go to the bathroom twice (once before and once after the movie) and I accompanied her both times! It was totally fine and mundane and I suspect it'll get even easier from there 💕 "Well I skimmed my followers, DMs, and any keywords I could remember from our conversations and I think they're suspended. Still can't recall their name, though :/ https://t.co/tZryIbW7z5" @KaylinEvergreen That entire wall consists of Mistress's toys (@SteampunkPenny) 💕 That's a lot of capital letters but I'm pretty sure I need them all The Neverending Story except The Nothing is Twitter Discourse @RainBlackKat why do they hate cool things @queer_queenie tfw you somehow missed the current discourse https://t.co/xnnsKXg9FG Like seriously she emits powerful gay energies and if she isn't pansexual as fuck I'll eat my hat. Haruko Haruhara is queer coded https://t.co/2SCGmXfE7d @dubsteppenwolf Fuck yeah I'm totally using that now :V @XylariaVG I very rarely pay super close attention to lyrics. Melodies are what get me going. I love Aqua FFS :P Why did it take me this long to listen to AWOL Nation beyond Kill Your Heroes? @TransitionL83 (Haruko is 100% of the reason I said scooter rather than motorcycle) @TransitionL83 https://t.co/PjJaR8T8ep @MattyFranklyn @chrismcfeely I am nothing if not a gay-ass nerd. @MattyFranklyn @chrismcfeely Chis makes an awesome YouTube series about Transformers that I'm surprised you haven't watched!? "@chrismcfeely @MattyFranklyn Perfect, thank you :P" @chrismcfeely @MattyFranklyn Hey that one company assures us Dirtboss is happening. Any day now. https://t.co/Wiys1TQvlW @MattyFranklyn @chrismcfeely Transformers The Basics on Luigi-Pipes when @alexandraerin But where does Spot go potty?! "@MagsVisaggs ""Passing is 70% confidence"" So. Fucking. True." @LucyDEire Technically it's a full-on collar :3 @Allicrombie https://t.co/Z9Rf2utztr "@Allicrombie I did! I don't think it suits me anymore, though." "It's never too late to transition. I started HRT at 30 & I'm only 9 months in. If I can do it, you can too! I promise. 💕 https://t.co/Rifb6pdk0L" @JulieCeeCheff @TransEthics I had one hell of a beard! I think a lot about the fact that All Your Base Are Belong To Us was a meme before we even called them memes. @norintha Yeah it's pretty gross to think about and I'd do anything to get it done ASAP "*rides in on a scooter* Bottom surgeries for trans women (vaginoplasties) do not, in fact, involve cutting off the penis in any way. It re-sculpts the parts you have into a functional vagina. *peels out in a cloud of bad-ass smoke and speeds away*" @ChaKatKimber @BlueDaJackal @Chris_the_Blue Lara Croft's tits are big enough that they collapsed into a black hole singularity "@arthur_affect @dulcedejae @BootlegGirl @rebelwerewolf I did not know that about her, but since when is a 31-year-old a youngin'? :P" "@arthur_affect @dulcedejae @BootlegGirl @rebelwerewolf I MEAN That's probably accurate, yeah. Listen I have the biggest crush on her I just need time to digest this :P" "@strangeofgalway Well I figure the show has to end at some point and the first 3 or 4 seasons WERE really special. Can't stop now, who wants have a show's worth of DVDs?" "@arthur_affect @dulcedejae @BootlegGirl @rebelwerewolf ""Jamie Clayton is straight"" I... I need a moment. To grieve." @MattyFranklyn I have the non-Mario/Luigi colored one. I fucking hate how back-heavy they are and how wonky their legs are. But it's literally the only third party Animated figures so I tried to vote with my wallet. "Once you pop, the top don't stop" "@ChaKatKimber Hey fun fact if you were an adventurer with DD's you'd have a strong enough sports bra it wouldn't be very titillating. Also, fuck the male gaze." "@emuchaton Fuck, they sure are" @Nascentransgirl @Captain_V_Smith Castlevania Mega Man Metal Gear Solid Shadow of the Colossus Sonic Assassin's Creed Syndicate Mass Effect Phoenix Wright Zelda Kingdom Hearts Advent Rising Warcraft Montage Mario Skyrim Street Fighter II Halo Trilogy Suite Chrono Trigger/Cross FF7 One-Winged Angel "@emuchaton Oh that reminds me I've been meaning to tell you: Nice letters, Emu" I'll admit I'm kinda buying these out of habit at this point https://t.co/GSzLQGdlaf Meg Murry is trans #AWrinkleInTime Hey look what showed up in the mail! Some book with @petercoffin's name on it! I think I might give this a read 💕 https://t.co/rX22gWIwLx "@AmazonChique I feel like if TERFs are going to be willfully obtuse, we should just do the same. This person is literally saying some women cannot be let into spaces for women. Because reasons. How very odd." "@spicy_trans_ Like, that's ALL Maddie. The Japanese voice of Meowth takes a completely different approach" @spicy_trans_ Meowth is one of my favorites for the same reason! Such a fun characterization that English voice actors will be (and have been) drawing from for decades 💕 @ownedkittyfaye You ARE cute and sexy and what am I following you for if not for photographic proof of that? 💕💕 @AliceAvizandum Big same on that last one 💕 "@TransEthics I struggled with it for nearly 17 years before finally transitioning, yet not a single friend or family member saw it coming." @00d4n1 don't count your horses before they hatch @Cosmos_Cookie It watered my crops and added a year to my life @AliceAvizandum No Alice you don't understand the Trans Agenda wants to get rid of the concept of mothers. "@ownedkittyfaye @ChloeAintDead Well FWIW I try to comment when I can think of something to say, though sometimes you're so cute and I'm so gay I'm speechless :3" @ComradCapacitor @merzb0w Oh lol I should've just looked more closely at the thread I found it in :P @ZJemptv Yes (Also this pic is super cute!) Look I just wanted to find the source of this image that I unironically love https://t.co/T8BUVVf42Z This both makes perfect sense and raises further questions https://t.co/UkD4O8z17X "@__code_witch Sounds like dysphoria, yeah" @ownedkittyfaye Just block every man that replies. It's tedious but it works. I don't blame you for not wanting to go through the trouble tho @ownedkittyfaye Oh my 💦💦 What a good girl! @transwitchlexi Pretending to be a boy was so exhausting why did we did that X_x "Tommy invited us to use our phones, so here's a shot of the view we had #VideoGamesLive https://t.co/exeYY8g0I7" Fun fact about being visibly trans in the front row of a concert: The people on stage look directly at you more often! Weird side benefit :V My friend @Captain_V_Smith had an extra ticket to Video Games Live tonight and despite being sick I wasn't gonna pass that up. We even had front row seats! It was awesome! "@MagsVisaggs @RaeGun2k Let me put it this way: My voice is much worse and I'd love to get as far as you have with yours. Like I said though, I understand being dysphoric or overly critical of yourself. I am too. Regardless your voice is inspiring other trans girls 💕" @RaeGun2k @MagsVisaggs I was pretty inspired too tbh "@MagsVisaggs Omg I didn't think you'd find this, heh >_> I'm super dysphoric about my voice so I totally get it, but your voice is amazing imo. 💕" "@Allicrombie I've interacted with her, but not in a way that's led to anything beyond us still being strangers. Again, it's hard to describe." "@Allicrombie Totally! She's not super approachable though? It's hard to describe. She's nice but my normal methods of befriending folks on Twitter haven't worked with her. I suspect it's partly because her account is her official job account, you know? Gotta keep it professional." @Allicrombie Wait what? o.o Does Mags think I'm creepy? Pretty sure she doesn't even know who I am :P (tfw I'd love to compliment her directly but I don't want to come off as creepy) @strangeofgalway https://t.co/aiekftorHO @Nascentransgirl Yep! That's the subject of the whole interview! https://t.co/AOxHYVK8np "OMG I'm listening to that podcast Magdalene Visaggio was on and I love her voice! Trans girls with pretty voices make me so happy for them but also so jealous! I'm getting there, slowly but surely." "@ZJemptv ""She was giving the info to CHILDREN!"" ""She was directly messaging kids and selling them drugs?"" ""No, she linked them on her public Twitter account and personal website."" ""...""" Me a year ago: It's fucking bullshit that the police just patronize you when you try to get them to protect you from doxing and mass harassment campaigns on social media. Me now: The cops getting involved would absolutely make everything worse. Also fuck cops in general. @ZJemptv LOL @ anyone trying to get the cops involved with something that happened on Twitter. @leftoblique @AmazonChique One of the many reasons I cannot FUCKING wait to have one @Valentine__Vale She's so awesome!!! She really is a hero of mine 💕💕 @emuchaton Just imagine. You'd have your pick of all those bottoms. @forivall Gotta go with tran love :V "@AliceAvizandum Colons kinda suck. Source: Have one, it kinda sucks." @AliceAvizandum Sometimes I wonder why you have an AD account when your content between both accounts is so in sync :V @XylariaVG If you switch them though it's no longer a link AND undoes the https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S always being a link problem. "@Chris_the_Blue All the Overwatch girls are polyam, gay and sex positive :V (Spiderbyte is a cuter ship for Sombra tho for the name alone)" @XylariaVG I greatly approve of this one. Is this your idea or are other people saying it? Have we decided on the Brigitte/D.Va ship name yet because I think BrigiVa sounds super cute. OMG FANGIRLING TO DEATH RIGHT NOW ALL OTHER SENPAIS WHO HAVE NOTICED ME ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF THIS AAAAAAAAAA https://t.co/OU2sjZMDpy @ellle_em It's a Charmander! Those are super rare in the wild :3 @RainBlackKat Big same @Cookie_2nd Lol I debated tagging you but I figured you'd see it @RainBlackKat @PixlSheep Kilometers Prower @Rae_Cosmos I want one! Do you know what company makes that adorable plush? @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos Okay I knew that but the sentence was worded in a silly way so I got confused :P @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos A flat? I'm not sure I've ever crushed on a celebrity harder than Jamie Clayton She's gorgeous and my hero and UGH 😍💕😍💕 @MsJamieClayton @GabeMagdaleno Gorgeous!!! 😍😍😍 @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia https://t.co/vbGKHDsJ6n @MattyFranklyn m8 d0 u 3v3n 5p34k 1337 "It's beyond shitty what happened to him, and it's super important to know and share his story and remember that cis men can be victims of sexual assault to. Calling him a hero is a little much, is all." https://t.co/8xGerGTjhK Did he ever apologize for asking why being transgender is acceptable while being transracial isn't? We're just going to collectively forget he did that and call him a hero? Cool. https://t.co/TI12MwQkLa @GuildingLilly Flutterblob @00d4n1 Do hormones shrink your ducts or something or is this just more cis bullshit @Drommels_YT Just let them run through the WiiU backlog and we'll be back on track. All they really have left at this point is Mario Maker. @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/7TbsWHhEJy "Yep, sick again. For those keeping score I've now had the flu, a bad stomach virus, and now an awful cough. And I got better between each sickness so I know it's different. I guess my body felt I was overdue." "@transwitchlexi It's all bullshit anyway because if you don't look ""trans enough"" cis people will demand to see your pre-transition photos. Look cis, look trans, people will give you trouble either way. But your valid regardless, of course." "@Clementine6337 @queer_queenie In addition to being trans, was the character also a notorious hacker that hid her identity because she's a hacker? Either way I'm not sure what to tell you. I can't answer for a bunch of trans people I don't know reacting to a game I never heard of." @Clementine6337 @queer_queenie I don't know anything about that. Sounds like they shouldn't have gotten bullied. @val_about_town That's awesome! Do you have a link handy? @K2LSurvivor It's possible. I don't see any plural words that end in S. @glhertel No need to be sorry 💕 "You'd think I would've said trans more than tran, but this is admittedly much funnier." Yep that's pretty accurate. https://t.co/8Jgik7O1P9 #cloudme @tweetcloudbot @AmazonChique Calling testicles useless little things is my atheistic. I wanna visit Earth-2 where I'm cis and see if I'm still a massive lesbian Sneaking suspicion that I'm gay across the multiverse "It's all very foggy, but I remember us having long discussions about how I related so much more to girls as well as preferred their company over boys. Yet neither of us considered the possibility that I was trans. Well, she didn't. I eventually did." "I don't member if it was ever worded exactly this way, but growing up my mom and took it as a given that I thought more like a girl than a boy. Is there a ""male"" & ""female"" way of thinking? Not necessarily but my mom certainly felt there was and that I leaned more female-minded." I just remembered that this video exists and it gives me life. https://t.co/Ba18Wo5FHy @Kalindlara https://t.co/Apft5b6kiM "If any Undertale character is going to be in Smash, it's going to be Frisk. That's not the most interesting character by any means, but they have a pattern of including the ""Mario"" of the series when they want a representative from a new series. My personal pick would be Undyne" "@JordanPDunsmore I'll be honest and say Damien Wayne's existence has pissed me off for years, so... cool?" "Arin is someone who gets frustrated by tedious shit, and Majora's Mask is nothing if not tedious. I know it wouldn't be as fun of a show if they were perfect at it I guess? But Arin doing shit like forgetting to play the Inverted Song of Time is gonna be hard to watch." "@spectra_belle Okay, yeah, Bloomberg says the situation is still ""fluid."" It's just that it seems SUPER likely. It's technically all but a given, so there is a sliver of hope." @spectra_belle TFW2005 is saying they're preparing for a complete US shutdown. "Wow, Toys R Us is closing for good in the US. That's... fuck. I still love those stores." @PackBenPack You. Are. Valid. @gwen_no_fear The rumor come out! Important thread https://t.co/y88EcJDWZY "@spacetwinks I was such a channer I owned a ""/b/t*rd"" shirt when I was 19. That shit's no joke. I'm lucky to have gotten out." "Oh shit I was so excited to photograph this I didn't even realize it has the English dub included! I'll probably be watching that version. The original dub, as 90s-anime-dub-ass as it was, is super nostalgic for me and I know a lot of the original English cast returned for this." Now I have NO excuse not to watch it! https://t.co/uls2hhQCPL I think if I don't draw Banjo-Kazooie for their 20th anniversary I've failed as an artist and BK fan. "@SinWitchCirce I also like to believe that people can change. That doesn't mean assuming every abuser has turned over a new leaf. Case by case basis, really. But if people can't change, humanity is truly fucked." "If this makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. Truly. This is something I don't think I'll be able to change about myself. But do take note that I'm not talking about anyone in particular. You're filling in the blanks. I'd reflect on that." @maritronsbian @hotcistakes I would absolutely grant temporary dysphoria to cis people who think they understand this better than we do. "Beyond that tho? I care about the individual and cannot claim to know why they befriended someone I abhor. I find it to be a violation of my ethics to judge the heart of another like that. The heart wants what it wants, and this goes for friendship as well as romance." "The more I bump up against this ""guilt by association"" shit other Leftist do the more I'm feeling like that's just not who I am. My one exception is if you're getting buddy-buddy with actual white supremacists." @SnakeGirlSarah They're not debating. They're drinking on a couch and chatting. @WynneOwner That's fair. @WynneOwner Did I miss something? "@hotcistakes Hey it turns out they don't, in fact, know what gender dysphoria is." @vy_let NONE of my sexuality made sense before I accepted I was a woman. Glad I finally figured it out. "I'll be seeing A Wrinkle In Time on Sunday with my sister and I cannot wait! In addition to being a fantastic book, it's one of the few things my sister and I bonded over while growing up, We're going to see the movie as sisters now! That's so special." @CainDraka This greatly upsets me and I'd to request more. "@vy_let That's great to hear, honestly. I don't know that I've ever heard another trans person talk about post-HRT dysphoria like I have." @AmazonChique @upandoutcomic Watered my crops and increased my gay ten fold 😍 "And the love a sub has for her Mistress is just as strong. You're lucky? I'M lucky to have found you. And I love you more than words can describe, Mistress 💕 https://t.co/XGZ2mpspvM" @odinsdream It's the greatest show ever made! "@PixlEmly It was before! Literally the very first shot (hehe) we see of Nomi is her taking her injection while Amanita is in bed. But yeah, the scene you're talking about is the one that's meant to catch up anyone who didn't see the injection." "What I'm saying is, not only does it not matter if your narrative doesn't match what you think is the ""real"" trans narrative, you might even find that your narrative gets rewritten a bit as you acknowledge who you are. If you want to be another gender, congrats! You are. 💕" "But, dysphoria or not, transitioning IS worth it. It's the greatest feeling in the world. Even if I knew ahead of time that I would experience a sharper, more obvious form of dysphoria than I had been once I transitioned, I'd STILL do it all over again." "Will this happen to you? Impossible to say. I don't hear many trans people talk about dysphoria the way I do. But honestly, if you don't currently have dysphoria, count yourself lucky!" "Which sounds rather backwards, especially if you've never tried transitioning (I hope some of my trans siblings who have might be able to relate?). But trust me, my dysphoria is triggered by stuff the hormones I'm taking are designed to mitigate." But I only recognize that with hindsight! What it felt like in the moment was: 1. Didn't have any dysphoria 2. Started HRT 3. Had dysphoria "Why did this happen? To me it feels like this happened because I'm finally accepting who I am. I'm shining a light on the darkest corners of my mind. But doing so shines a light on dysphoria. And for me at least, giving it a name gave it a more obvious presence." "And on top of that, now I DO have what the old me would have called dysphoria. I quite often experience anguish over ""male"" parts of my body. My genitals are the worst. That's completely new, though if I'm being honest a bit affirming." "Before HRT I was always depressed but I didn't know why. That was dysphoria. I still get depressed sometimes even today, but it's different. It's manageable. It's not as soul-crushing." "I can really only offer advice to those who seek out hormone replacement therapy. You don't need HRT to be trans or to transition, but for myself it was what my body and mind desperately needed." "Few things to keep in mind though: - You don't need dysphoria to be trans - Wanting to be another gender is a recognized form of dysphoria - *With the clarity of the right hormones inside your body, you might find when looking back that there was a LOT of stuff you missed*" "What I didn't have: Physical, emotional or spiritual agony when I thought about or looked at the parts of my body one might identify as ""male."" What I DID have: A burning, ceaseless desire to be a girl, and an ever-present depression that started around puberty & never stopped." "The main reason I didn't transition back when I was 18, 11 years before I ended up finally doing it, despite knowing that trans people exist, was that I didn't feel that I had dysphoria. Dysphoria is weird, though. Weirder than most people give it credit, I think." I want to take a moment to talk about fitting into the generic trans narrative and how your own narrative can change once you transition. Not sure how many tweets this will be. "Day to day, trans women are just... women. It's not exciting but it's true. And I love that Nomi exemplifies that. ... Despite being part of a plot to resist the most powerful shadow organization on the planet. Most of us don't lead lives that exciting. :V" "When in reality, most of our transition isn't terribly exciting, and the parts you need to know about we tell people all the time (like how hard it is for us to access proper health care and other bigger issues)." "The details we learn from her past are relevant and important to her, but it's not what your average cis person is curious about. They want to understand in a way that's dehumanizing & doesn't actually grant any closer understanding. They want it framed in a way they can predict." "Nomi is very much post-transition & that's by design. It means that she'll share with you what she wants to share, but as the (probably mostly cis) audience, you're not owed any lurid details of her past life. The most we get is a ""baby trans girl"" haircut in a flashback." "Nomi from #Sense8 never once puts makeup on in front of a mirror or any other cliched trans woman act and in fact the first clue we have that she's trans is a clue only trans people will pick up on (an estrogen injection). For and by queer people, as I always say." This is why we say it's traumatic for a trans kid to grow up not being able to transition. You know what that kind of isolation does to a little girl? Imagine how my life would've turned out had I been spared of that pain. "I have memories in KINDERGARTEN of girls running away from me and how hurt I was from that. I don't have any memories of boys doing that. If they did, it didn't affect me in the same way." "It's so odd how looking back I know that EVERY time I felt that barrier between my female friends and me my heart sank, yet it never clicked for me. I didn't even always think ""I wish I was one of you."" It's a deeper feeling than that when you buried it as deep as I did." @00d4n1 HEY WAIT A SEC thank 💕 "@OhMiaGod I'm early enough in my transition that those moments where I'm seen as a woman are still somewhat rare, but I have experienced it a handful of times and it's the greatest feeling in the world. 💕" """Inexplicable kinship and relation to a gender nobody knows you are"" That hits so close to home. I like to say I don't consciously remember wanting to be a girl until age 12, and that's true, but that quote right there sums up how I felt from my EARLIEST memories. https://t.co/Jtn85t8Rd9" "Ooof, another incredibly hot one from my friend Jen 💕 https://t.co/9vV8h7IQfi" @ExistentialEnso Oh is Film Robert making an ass of himself on Twitter again? Must be a day ending in Y. "@00d4n1 CUTE, OKAY? AND VERY GAY (💕💕💕)" "@RantingF (Also, hey I found you! You were on a ContraPoints stream weren't you? Or maybe it was Hbomberguy? I know you and Lindsay Ellis were there. I never heard your Twitter handle so I couldn't find you. Looks like Twitter recommendations work sometimes!)" @RantingF Thank you so much for what you do. We can't do it alone 💕 @joshuaasaucier We already got Slash but I say let's add in the Raptoricons and make them more canon. @Cosmos_Cookie Gay vapours @Cosmos_Cookie The dwarf is intended for veteran players. Petition to fill out the roster of the Dinobots with all relatively well-known species we didn't have in the original 1985 G1 team and make all of them girls. @punkjr @katiecandraw Local timezone. The sequel jokes about this problem too but it's pretty easily answerable. When you're allowed to feed them again is not implied or stated. (I always assumed sunrise resets the clock) "@queer_queenie But yeah, they dropped the ball there. :/" "@queer_queenie Blizzard had a PERFECT opportunity to reveal she was trans with that comic issue she was in. Zarya found her old name and it could have been a boy's name, which is a very natural way to reveal that (since she's a hacker and there's a bigger reason to find that name out)." "@aliceincamera If the passion is there the skill follows, in my experience. I'd chalk it up to your partners being trans :3" @queer_queenie Then again Michael Bay does this with every single Transformers movie too so it might not be a cultural thing. "@queer_queenie Hayao Miyazaki too. Look, if I was expected to live up to the work/life balance standard I hear much of Japanese culture expects from people I'd keep saying I'm done too." "Do you think trans people's genders are valid? Do you understand that if trans adults exist, they were once trans kids? If yes to the above, STOP TRYING TO STOP TRANS KIDS FROM TRANSITIONING. EVEN IF TRANSTRENDING WAS AN ACTUAL CONCERN, YOU'RE TORTURING TRANS KIDS." "What's so evil about this shit is it takes real, horrible abuse that happens to trans kids, turns it around using a ridiculous hypothetical, and weaponizes it AGAINST them. It's unspeakably cold-hearted." "Scared for a hypothetical cis girl being ""forced"" to live as a trans boy? That pit in your stomach? That unease, that anger, that sadness you feel for her? That's growing up as a trans girl who isn't allowed to transition." "Hey you know how anti-trans bigots love to scare people with the made-up narrative of parents ""forcing"" their kids to be trans? Take a moment to consider that that ACTUALLY happens expect in reverse. Trans kids suffer in the way you're scaremongering over every day." @Amon_Enoshima Fun fact this person has never gotten their own chromosomes checked and respects the genders of people they identify as cis without this ridiculous requirement. @NullBlanc huge if true @Sabriality He also directed the original Jumanji as well as Jurassic Park III! He's an Adventure director through & through @Pixeljade I like your implication that Todd Howard is more likely than Ratchet & Clank :P "@Kalindlara That's so awesome! I just love when fantasy settings have gods, nature, elementals, etc accept trans people. The elements don't doubt her gender. That's so empowering." "@Sabriality Same! This is literally my toy shelf right now, lol MCU Rocketeer when? https://t.co/0MVieNb2Rf" @Kalindlara OMG they're actual potions in the game?? @queer_queenie @queermel Lol try that shit with spiro I dare you :P @Kalindlara Such a great portrayal. Doesn't awkwardly say she's trans but also makes it perfectly clear that she is. The bit about her easing her dysphoria with potions was just so touching. I LOVE trans stories shown through the lens of fantasy or sci-fi. she slep https://t.co/CSeE0L99hG @strangeofgalway I didn't but that's awesome! Moving right along 💕 "@Pixeljade My top pick. I'd never play another character again, fuck." @strangeofgalway Yeah you're super trans hon :3 💕💕 @JenDurbent Self care is important @jayne_pea It's part of the end boss @ellle_em No seriously the composition of this piece is actually pretty solid she eat bean https://t.co/YHiw1ety6k @Rosa_die_Rote Omg congrats!!! 💕💕💕 Even eggs who don't know they're eggs understand that furry communities make for fantastic hatching grounds~ "It was bugging the shit out of me that I couldn't remember what chat room I did this in. It was like 2011, who was still using chat rooms? @panderp reminded me. It was probably e621. What's interesting about this is my buried dysphoria knew to seek out the company of furries! https://t.co/G9IQi9LFxr" "@panderp Oh shiiiiiiiit I remember this site! I think... I think the chat is the last place I ""pretended"" to be a girl when I was in full egg mode! It took another 5 years for me to come out, tho. All I remembered was it was a blue website. Blast from the past!" @panderp Wait really? Neat! I guess I'm just jaded because I'm a Coloradan. We'll sometimes get snow as late as April. """Why is it snowing in March?"" Because it's still winter, next question." "@queer_queenie I'd say we had a good run, but... we didn't" "@abdicated_queen @Djw175 Neither of you have to change your opinion of Contra of course, but she's a rare instance of an internet celebrity that changes based on the criticisms she receives. I'm only mentioning that because you say you've been avoiding her recent work." "@abdicated_queen @Djw175 Tabby is no longer weird and bad. Contra has accepted her popularity and now she's a hero in the episodes she's in. Fritz (now Freya) hadn't been in an episode for many months until recently, and she was shouted off the set (partly by threatening to call Tabby in)" Discovered a mutual of mine that had both hashtag PornKillsLove AND SexWorkIsWork??? Like nice job on the second one but I'm not sure that undoes the first one? We're not mutuals anymore. @abdicated_queen Evergreen meme https://t.co/F4qbPPcDye @SexualSocialist @StargateNow I only watched the show occasionally but yeah that ain't Colorado Springs @quatoria @girlsrituals A dangerous pastime @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/91GzzpquG5 @Cosmos_Cookie Is that an actual song I legit didn't think there were still people left of center that proudly called themselves liberal Who wants to tell him? https://t.co/4DgbqghY0L @ellle_em Omg he deserves all the loves!! D: @Cookie_2nd 😍😍😍 @CRTgirl Name one guy in a ska band @Cookie_2nd @AliceAvizandum Found it! https://t.co/WsitcJaraR What I'm calling my fourth wave ska band https://t.co/dvIaLW5NVT "@Cosmos_Cookie You might not be a lesbian, but you exude powerful lesbian energies that drive us wild :P" "@AliceAvizandum Because you're clever & hot, mostly" "That was awesome! Really smooth and touching way to show she's trans. Using shaman knowledge to transition is super high fantasy, I love it! https://t.co/tJLaIpviCP" Oh hey I forgot I made this mock-up back in January 2017 https://t.co/YXyFSjtHyW "@ComradeCallie @Lessons2history @abdicated_queen Preemptively blocked, thank you." I started transitioning at 30 and there's a reason why we say trans people age in reverse! https://t.co/4ViWgOxHLR @Lessons2history @ComradeCallie @abdicated_queen May I ask who you're talking about? I'm not yet following this account of Queenie's. Dan Ryckert truly is Forrest Gump https://t.co/MICokuuoal "@SteampunkPenny Yes you are, Mistress! 😍😍😍" Hot wax on nipples: 💯💦😍👍💕 Because there's no way they'd have 27 characters from the same franchise: - Tracer - https://t.co/0R21tagVSN - Mercy - Zarya - Moira - Maybe a boy character I guess You know what'd be awesome and also impossible? Overwatch characters in Smash @queer_queenie Oh my god this is amazing wh why is that the picture Google is using https://t.co/rX0l3STOVU "Sakurai, give us playable Midna this time! Did you see how awesome she was in Hyrule Warriors? Fuck Assist Trophies, I want to play as the best Zelda character ever!" Hello new reaction image https://t.co/0YQ1ozzK5U "@spectra_belle Oooh I didn't know the new Windcharger was retool! I have the old Reveal The Shield one which is an okay-ish figure. Very ""Revenge of the Fallen Scout class""-esque figure. I'd definitely prefer one in the Prime Wars Trilogy engineering style!" "Also, I love the back windshield. What do you call these? They look like bird scoots. Reminds me of Inspector Gadget's car! https://t.co/HO3hOF3tSQ" "So, if you get the timing right, Tailgate's transformation isn't TOO bad. You have to slide in the roof, hood and doors at the same time and the roof is designed to fold in. But if you pull that off, it's a nice compact, solid car which is super nice." "@MagicTransGirl It's the same body part! And they use the head to make your clit if you get GRS. But, for me at least, having it shaped the way it is currently is often very frustrating. D:" "not even super dysphoric atm but I am sick of this whole ""girldick"" thing. like I don't need my clit attached to an elephant's trunk who designed this" "I'm losing track of all the games I want when I get a Switch, lol" @transwitchlexi The fact that she has a fin top now after 20 years of bare fish tiddies is BULLSHIT #FreeTheFishBoob "@OneLameShark Oh cool I didn't even know we had one of those! Mega Empress is on my want list for the same reason, heh." @OneLameShark Okay I'll admit I don't recognize this one. Looks a bit like Erector? @catcooties_ @cordy_fox I want this as a poster and I'm still parsing out whether it'll be ironically or unironically. @TheyOrShe @Lessons2history Math checks out https://t.co/bGahoIGuF2 "Picture for a moment how ridiculous this is: Asshole: Trans women aren't women! Everyone Else: What makes you say that? A: Chromosomes, which is something I never use to identity anyone's gender except those I personally think are lying. EE: ...'Kay #InternationalWomensDay" "For reference, I'd much rather have THIS baby 💕 https://t.co/BBxgccknSW" Yeah I'm going to get the Perfect Effect upgrade sets https://t.co/9uQcT5dwRj "@upandoutcomic You ever take a step back and marvel at how they're excluding specific women from the definition of women. It's depressing to be sure, but it's also an impressive level of denial." "On the one hand, I personally would've traded his ability to combine with the other Dinobots for his classic gun & sword. On the other hand, I already own Masterpiece a Grimlock so the only reason to buy this guy in the first place would be for Volcanicus. https://t.co/M7hkafmsIo" Well this transformation is way too fidgety to make for a good desk toy which is always a bummer for a Legends class figure. I'm sure I have room for him on my Transformers shelf though! https://t.co/uVRw3cXi97 "@Chronham I mean I do want a Switch, but that's kind of a bummer until I get one :/" "Oh fuck my TL is saying Undertale is finally coming to 3DS!? That's the perfect platform for it, fuck. Preorders when!?" "@spectra_belle Yup! I have the super stylized IDW one somewhere too, but I like the look of this one better." Got some goodies today 💕 https://t.co/F6w7m0zyXP @odinsdream I don't know what that is "@XylariaVG I mean yeah, that's how it is for everyone :/" "So yeah, it turns out my endocrinologist was a BIT overenthusiastic. I'm on the fastest fast track they have for GRS, but they're currently booking surgeries out to 2020. Won't literally be this summer. Not super surprised, but it has taken the wind out of my sails a bit." "Progesterone update: Horny in public, send help" @emuchaton https://t.co/hbteQ26I9x @emuchaton Gosh heckin same @ItsJenFunFolks Jen Do you bless the rains @CRTgirl The Gay Agenda strikes again! gay https://t.co/pZm8ywxmT2 @Bug_Grrrl Rat skulls are wicked-looking tho FACT: Transmetal 2 Dinobot is the coolest BW design because dinosaur skeletons are awesome. "Beast Wars except instead of mutant heads, all the robot mode heads are stylized animal skulls." "I admit I've fallen behind on Steven Universe, but this implies Pink Diamond is alive. All my fan theories! Ruined! https://t.co/FxWMfxOhvE" "As if deleting it will make it better. You can't even ""bad apple"" this tweet because the ONLY reason someone would feel justified joking about this is if it's actually something they get away with. This is indicative of a systemic problem. https://t.co/Gqsflg74xi" @queermel Naughty piggies trying to hide their swine crimes. @ItsJenFunFolks @KelliHasBewbs @QueerLexi I'm like 50x gay at this point "But you gain NOTHING from ""just asking questions."" You're not a hero for sticking up against what's considered polite. You're wrong AND an asshole. And what's worse, you're acting self-righteous about it. Go be an asshole somewhere else, dude." "But the fact that this asshat and everyone else needs to swallow: Doesn't matter why. Do you want to be seen as a good person? Do you care that trans people, especially trans women, are murdered due in part because people don't believe their genders? Your choice either way." "And like, I almost get it? Like if I was cis and the FIRST thing I understood about trans people was that it's forbidden to question their genders, I too might get a little combative. WHY, I might ask." "Now, of course he rejects number 3 up there. He also probably doesn't think number 1 is a given either. But while y'all postulate and ponder our genders (when we already clearly laid them out for you), the framework your questioning allows for our murders. It just does." "There are 3 reasons why a person would agree that trans women are women: 1. They want to a good/kind person 2. They don't want trans people to be murdered 3. Trans women are, in fact, women. Trust us, it adds up." "This @/Glinner controversy has got me pretty steamed. What's frustrating about it is I can see the gears turning in his head. He's hates the fact that he's ""forced"" to consider trans women women. Makes him uncomfortable. But like all cis people, he didn't think this through." @sxizzor @TheCrazedSpruce What do you mean by that? "@ComradCapacitor Me too, though we all know it won't accomplish anything" @queermel Because it's 2018 and every abusive institution has figured out you can get away with anything you want and no one will stop you. So are we eating the cops or do they get the guillotine? https://t.co/5597WMeguz "A week on progesterone and today is the first time I've been able to masturbate twice in one day in many, many months. Mmmm yes perfect" @emuchaton Literally eternal mood @XYcyberjulie @Cookie_2nd Yeah they really love wearing diapers to own the libs. I don't feel super owned? But I'm glad they found what makes them happy. @rCharlotteSmith It's first grade "@LexeZombie @LydiaFama @ScorpiiAlpha Agreed, this exchange watered my crops, added five years to my life, etc" @emuchaton Can I just say that gosh you have such a butt it's just wow @Cookie_2nd Sense8 feels like a combination of The Matrix and Cloud Atlas and says a bit of what both were trying to say except says it more concisely. "@Cookie_2nd No, you're right. That show is dripping with layers of queer metaphors. It's why it's the best show ever made 💕" @Valkyrie497 That's not how you spell Gigapower :V @ADirtyTrans RIGHT!? I was going to wait for the Takara version for the Dinobots but he was at Target and I was unable to resist his powerful robot dinosaur energies. Picked up this dork a few days ago. I was calling him Slag but I think he took it as an insult. We're going with Slug. https://t.co/GzmXFh45TX @ownedkittyfaye I need this kind of self care in my life @MagicTransGirl @ComradeCallie 👀💦💕 There was decidedly more than half of that joint left and I just powered through it who's ready for high tweeting "@4venox I mean he's more entertaining than Mario, sure" Is Wario a capitalist Ban all cishet narratives "Yep, it took all my spoons today to make those two phone calls D:" @traaaaaaannnnns Look I don't appreciate being called out like this. @machtackle Except it's usually the scene where Ultra Magnus tries to open it. My interest in McD*nald's flipping their logo begins & ends with how it's life imitating art (WcDoland's is an old anime trademark dodge). But they do NOT need a pat on the back for supporting women. Are you kidding? They're a corporation. Stop treating corporations like people. @odinsdream Same. Especially since most of our conversations are over text! Super easy to fake it in text form. "@odinsdream I'm going to talk with my sister about what she thinks I should do. Because what I want to do is tell her straight up: ""You need to try harder than this or you'll push me away.""" "But I don't know what's worse: Having here there and making it worse for both of us, or not having her there with the possibility of only making it worse for me." "At this point I don't even know if I want my mom to fly out for my surgery to be there for me. I mean, regardless of anything I won't tell her NOT to, but I'm not sure I want to purposely ask for it, tell her it means a lot. I'm not sure it does." "@Cookie_2nd Mistress tried to show me the IT Crowd but I couldn't get past the creepy cishet male employees. I'm sure they grow on you, but this first episode is just them being pissy that their boss is a woman. LOL that shit is real and not super funny :/" "Hey whoever replied up above, I can see it. You're likely in protected mode. I'll follow back to see you if someone who can see you tells me your name." "@NatalieChills @netflix In a perfect world this show would get the budget it needs, no matter how high. But yes, as of the lat episode in season 2 they're all in the same location, which should make the finale cheaper, and maybe a third season cheaper too." "Just fucking force yourself to say, ""That's great Kevie!"" Yeah, you can even deadname me while doing it. It's the action that counts. The attempt. I'm getting nothing over here. It feels like you're scared. Like you hate this. Like you want the old me back. And that hurts." "Welcome to the cluster 💕 Know that Lana Wachowski already has a season 3 written, so the 2 hour special will leave room for more. Now we just have to convince @netflix to give us more #Sense8 💕 https://t.co/M26gWSVEi4" "She doesn't call me an abomination. She understands and believes this is all real. But she's not being the kind of mom I need right now. Her silence is deafening. I know it's because this makes her uncomfortable, and THAT discomfort is what's the problem here." "Silence is a killer. I just need her to be on my side. To be happy about this stuff for me. To at least try. 1st pic: Didn't respond for two days, and only because a new, unrelated convo was started by me. 2nd & 3rd pics: It's been over an hour, no response. Not getting one. https://t.co/oE3Bqu0VAr" "@petercoffin Also there's feasible kinds of nuclear plants that would have FAR less waste. The fear is over tech from the 70's. Of course we shouldn't go that route, but it's not the only route." @gwen_no_fear I'm a woman. It's... so fucking simple but devil's advocates and freeze peach enthusiasts want to write me dissertations as to why I'm wrong. Just... fuuuuuuuuuck off. FUCK. "@gwen_no_fear WE DON'T-- ... NO one is saying boys who don't adhere to gender norms are girls, where the fuck did he get that??? https://t.co/YRPBGbJq8G" "@petercoffin I didn't, buuuuuut I'm a commie anarchistic tran so I'm used to my opinions not being indicative of the majority." My two cents no one asked for: As Sense8 fans we should call ourselves Sensates like in the show. @petercoffin If we could have those without the capitalism part I'm pretty sure that Star Trek levels of utopia. "@BRCHeaven Okay, then my preference in the specific case of me trying to get someone else to watch a show (particularly if it takes multiple back and forth tweets with them) is for people to not like my tweets. I can't stop you of course, but you asked for my preference." "Called again. It's like holding your breath. It's exhausting. Got my name, health record number, phone number and reason for calling all recorded, as well as a repeat of my phone number just in case. WHEW D:" "@BRCHeaven That's kind of a false dichotomy. I'd prefer folks to let me gently nudge someone to watch. If you want to like the tweets, like who I'm replying to as well so it doesn't feel like it's everyone against them." "I panicked and just hung up. The number I was given was just the general plastic surgery department, so now in order to leave a message I have to call and ask for the specific person I need, again, then try and leave a message this time. Fucking phone anxiety" "I hate leaving messages. The person my endo called the Transgender Coordinator doesn't have a person handling their scheduling, so it's a direct line to her and I have to leave a message saying to call me." @Lookin4Serenity RIGHT!? Like I get what they mean but that's so exhaustingly tone deaf. "That person deleted all their tweets. That might be a lost cause, now. Now whenever someone says ""Sense8"" they'll think, ""UGH those fans are so annoying."" This dogpiling behavior caused me to hate Firefly. Let's not do that to Sense8 in the minds of others." "Sense8 fans, I love you, but can you imagine what that looks like? WE know this show is different. THIS show is worth it. But to everyone else we're just fanatical and annoying. We need a light touch. Let me work my magic." "Look, it's basically impossible to force someone to watch something. AT BEST, you can lightly nudge them. My nudges to watch Sense8 feel like dogpiling when Sense8 accounts start liking my tweets and not liking the tweets of the person I was talking to." @val_about_town Basically. I don't even know where they came from. Just appeared in my notifications trying to reassure me RPO Isn't That Bad Actually. Christ. "How can I not for such a powerful, magical show? 💕 https://t.co/40Z6YYaaHt" Lord save me from the cishets https://t.co/wtfQdvoF58 "@TheCrazedSpruce That one scene is not ""pretty cringe,"" it's transphobic. That's my whole point. And no, a character kinda being a trans man if you squint a bit doesn't undo that. How could it? Are you seriously coming into my notifications to stan for Ready Player One of all books?" "Cops are bad, actually" @emuchaton Someone call Alanis Morissette this is gold @rCharlotteSmith Do they like jazz @emuchaton Emu be nice to emu @TheCrazedSpruce https://t.co/HxqY4BdKso @queer_queenie @KelliHasBewbs Big same (to both of you) "Sometimes I get a certain thrill from being openly gay with Mistress in public. Because even if an onlooker hasn't the first clue what gender either of us are, hugging, holding hands, & kissing are all extremely gay acts regardless & it's fun to be defiantly queer 💕" I have a mutual who I just realized I haven't seen in forever but I forgot their name so I can't look up what happened to them. Avatar was an illustration of a long-haired bearded fellow in sunglasses. I *THINK* they're enby? I miss seeing them in my notifications. "@incantatricks One does not simply ""fix"" a bra, sadly" @RainBlackKat https://t.co/AwHy1IYh4X "@queer_queenie @dirak_ I'm calling Shaun ""the skull one"" from now on" "@Drommels_YT The fuck does ""have sex longer"" mean in this context? Not sure men are ahead in that race regardless of what he means." @queer_queenie Queenie you're finally hitting the big time! (take me with you) @egoraptor https://t.co/05HbJRQ5iF @stavvers Hi hello yes I'm interested in said haircut @queer_queenie Equinox isn't until the 20th. It's still winter by definition. @ellle_em As soon as they're used to each other's smells I bet they'll be good friends 💕 "Call TWO people? What am I, some kind of functioning adult!?" Me: Nothing will stand in the way of me getting GRS! My ever-present phone anxiety: Hold my beer https://t.co/t6Cj74vRfK @Xena_Brand https://t.co/ceEgHLNtcw @Xena_Brand H HECK "@HaroldBatman And if you're questioning, then again, I recommend the show. A few of my friends came out as trans after watching it" "@HaroldBatman I don't know that you're not queer. Nothing I said implies or requires that to be the case. If you are queer, I recommend the show even more!" "@HaroldBatman But know that this is a very important & cherished show for the LGBT+ community. It's a show very obviously by and for queer people. So please take care before shitting on it again without seeing it, especially for a reason like the one you listed." "@HaroldBatman I dislike most live action shows too, so I understand that. Your bio says you love yuri. I think you'd like this show. Literal lesbian sex in the first 10 or 15 minutes if I recall. If you have Netflix, you should try putting it on. I bet you'll be hooked." "@HaroldBatman Just want to know if you've actually tried watching it before saying it's bad. If not, that's fine, I'm not here to twist your arm. Watching it then saying it's bad is um... well I'd love to hear your reasoning." @HaroldBatman That wasn't a rhetorical question @HaroldBatman You've watched Sense8? Robocop isn't a robot You're telling me Cyborgcop was taken? "@ChaKatKimber Fucking THANK YOU. I debated quote tweeting commenting on how creepy that is but thought better of it. Don't really need the attention, not sure if OP will give me shit. I did unfollow the person on my follow list for retweeting it, though (they were already on thin ice)" @AnaMardoll Oh no who's saying they are "@odinsdream And if it's INTENTIONAL on his part, the meme is literally just playing along with him. Which like... fucking gross." "@odinsdream Like if it's accidental then the ""joke"" of making it a meme is something like: ""Ha! R*Paul doesn't know much about trans people!"" No fucking shit he's a huge bigot about it. There's implied subversion there that doesn't make any sense." "@odinsdream Yeah I saw the tweet, just making sure that was the actual origin. Is it baffling? To me it looks more like he was being purposely flippant. ""I'll covertly call them trains because I do not give a fuck."" Hell even if it's accidental ignorance it's still shitty." @0LilFlower0 Hey I've found the need to do that too what a weird coincidence "Like by all means we should criticise and call out when he's being shitty. We just don't need to build memes around the guy is all I'm saying. Attention is currency, etc etc" "Is the train flag meme directly from R*Paul? I get adopting it half-serious-half-jokingly is an attempt to dunk on him, but I'm over here trying to move past this asshat & let cultural irrelevance take its toll while y'all are FIGHTING to make sure he stays in the conversation." @AnaMardoll Why the hell isn't it John Stewart? Isn't that a super easy way to compete with Black Panther and further distance themselves from the 2011 film? Why the flying fuck would you not go John Stewart in a post-Black Panther world https://t.co/A5uAAgH1Qn Mistress made me cum by using her hand to control my hand to grope my tit >_< 💦💕💦 @SteampunkPenny "Are your knees ticklish — No, but I'm ticklish elsewhere >_> https://t.co/KLFAEdv3BZ" You’re pretty neat! — That's not a question~ <3 <3 <3 https://t.co/7dwEYDqMji 15. I don't make a habit of disliking people I know enough to describe. This is also a weird one. 14. Pass 13. It was a day off for me so just a lot of Twitter and relaxing 12. I came out as trans and she was straight :V 11. My brother... 10. KITTIES 💕🐱💕 9. This is a weird one 8. Cishet men 7. American Gods 6. I can't pick a favorite 5. Growing every day 💕 "4. I don't really date much? I more of a ""Flirting leading to fucking"" kind of girl >_>" "3. This question is worded in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable naming a real person. I'll fix it: ""Celebrity crush?"" That's better. Lately after binging Sense8 I'm super into Jamie Clayton 😍" 2. Saving money comes to mind >_> "1. Starting with a hard one, lol I fluctuate between lesbian, transbian and pansexual. Sexuality is weird and fluid." Some of these look fun to answer! https://t.co/56EJtTLGJX @Captain_V_Smith Homo sapiens are weird. Just realized Piranacon is trans colored! (One of my favorite combiners in part because that wild combination of colors is so striking) https://t.co/dNv8Ngdi00 I'm weirdly excited for this goober. That mold is one of my favorite desk toys! https://t.co/hYgt4HxtKY @Peachqueenallie Living the life~ "@ADirtyTrans Something to add to my ""must try"" list when I get that little upgrade >.>" @emuchaton butt signal @SteampunkPenny @emuchaton Emu is often even subbier than I am :P "We need more queer sci-fi, is what I'm saying." "I'm having trouble articulating what a lost opportunity this is. It's discarded away as a joke in both cases when there's a TON to mine from that as a concept Also, the utter irony of a cishet male writer making a fantastical future where only he and people like him feel safe." "In both Ready Player One and Surrogates there's acknowledgement of the fact that yes, given complete control over one's physical appearance, some people even alter their perceived gender. And in both fucking cases the cishet male lead is grossed out by the very notion." @emuchaton GRATS ON THE SHOWER 10/10 SHOWER WOULD CONGRATULATE AGAIN "@SteampunkPenny Mistress looking 1,000% lesbian here 😍😍😍" "@SiobhanFTB This all comes back to the fact that cis people are WILLFULLY ignorant about EVERYTHING related to trans people. They think transitioning takes a weekend, that everything related to transitioning is free, & that any trans person who doesnt do it all IMMEDIATELY isn't really trans" @ADirtyTrans Good thing you have so many close friends willing to help you with that!! 💕💕💕 (including me) "@SiobhanFTB ""Don't go for the surgery"" here meaning literally do not have access to said surgery and might never for the rest of their lives. There are trans women who choose not to get GRS but a TON of us haven't yet because we fucking CAN'T." "Siri, show me something I can buy that represents the unstoppable Ouroboros that nostalgia culture has become https://t.co/lP3zaiDZRR" @truongasm This is nostalgia culture finally eating itself. "@truongasm Don't get me wrong, I hate this too but, - Funko is intent on making merch for EVERY. SINGLE. MOVIE. and they're almost there - RPO is just recycled shit from Funko's already existing catalog of properties - Except for the handful they didn't yet nab, like Iron Giant" "@LongcrierCat I'm particularly perturbed by The Matrix parody. That's ours. The transes own that one. Go away, Ready Player One." @Cosmos_Cookie @bunnysay_ebooks I want that slug plush so bad. "@Cosmos_Cookie H HECK I'M, G H GAY JGFDSJO" "@rCharlotteSmith I think it's Trans Left Twitter. People love to shit on trans people. Even other trans people do it too. And it sucks because there's no single event where you can point that out. ""THIS time it's important!"" It is. And every other time. And we keep bisecting the community." @Frumple_James @liangxing719 *pants in gay* @Lessons2history Thirstwave engulfs all This whole thread. Just... read it. https://t.co/425tOnebLu Holy shit this is hitting close to home https://t.co/AOyNG5tNYD @ComradeCallie Sweetie that's called being a lesbian @Lessons2history @ComradeCallie @0LilFlower0 @Peachqueenallie This is too cute and gay. How could you do this to my notifications (don't stop) """Mistress can read you like a book, kitten. And she's a voracious reader."" - @SteampunkPenny 💕💦😍💦💕" "So I guess I was wrong. If you played Comp this past season and have yet to see that splash page, they might override each other. There IS a splash page for this. Either way, it's super easy, you really do just have to log in and it's yours." @Lessons2history @ComradeCallie @Peachqueenallie Goblins are the best race :V (sexiest too) (I realize I'm in the minority here) @XylariaVG Weird. I saw a page thanking me for playing Comp last season but that was it. "@ComradeCallie @Lessons2history @Peachqueenallie Nightbourne are the only race worth a damn IMO. Nice that they spiced up the offerings, but given Legion's story of course everyone wants a Nightbourne." "@Lessons2history @queer_queenie @Peachqueenallie Oh lol I thought you stopped because Queenie's like, famous. Which is KINDA the reason I guess. Didn't know Queenie was so popular in that way O:" Just a heads up but there's no splash page announcing you got the Kerrigan skin. Just log in before April 3rd and it's in there. https://t.co/rpBltIKOTE @Peachqueenallie @Lessons2history The scary thing is I bet you could keep going. @Lessons2history Is this... an attempt at a polycule mapping? :P "@AnaMardoll While reading this I thought of Sense8 which I found very comforting, but mostly because I'm queer and it's an inherently queer story. But I bet it is a challenging story to the privileged. Just interesting that the show I thought of slotted into that description perfectly." More like Pro-CHEST-erone send tweet "@ZJemptv The kind of bullshit we'll swallow because it's ""better than Trump"" will ruin us." "Siri, show me Combiner Wars in a nutshell https://t.co/uKLz9mRfrc" @MattyFranklyn HEY I love Empowered! @00d4n1 All offence yes you are! 💕 Awesome!! 💕💕 https://t.co/UpQUnzldh9 @SteampunkPenny Your smile is gorgeous Mistress!! 😍 @AbbyFreakinRage Hey I'm 31 this year somehow. @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/h0hOhAB8KQ @Peachqueenallie Just give that ring a nice pull and watch her melt~ "@ADirtyTrans ABANDON SHIP, SHE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR IT" @upandoutcomic I mean do they HAVE to shove it in our faces like that? Honestly. @val_about_town Thanks! 💕💕💕 @val_about_town It's usually me who sleeps there when we have a third :3) @ADirtyTrans Lucky girl~ "Reasons I love Porgs: - I love Star Wars - I love cute things - Buying into the hype for the Ewoks-eqsue ""We created them to sell toys"" puffball creatures in the face of so many people hating on TLJ feels like an act of justified defiance" @ItsJenFunFolks L E T F L U T T E R S H Y S A Y F U C K @ItsJenFunFolks No need to get all flusteredshy~ "@norintha Porg loves hugs, she's just bad at expressing it :P" @ItsJenFunFolks (Except I have two :P) @ItsJenFunFolks What's that? I can't hear you over my massive collection of Best Pony https://t.co/i1VaLech0Z @spectra_belle Croconana~ @Cosmos_Cookie It's the accidental Cookie Corner! "The bed Mistress & I use isn't quite big enough for 3 people, so we have a temporary bed-like plushie corner 💕 https://t.co/xUPKAisuIo" Hey look it's how my mom shittily raised me https://t.co/S0OLslx8Ya "@ContraPoints ""That's not transphobic"" should be on the shitty cis ally's crest. There is no way to interpret that comment as a joke without being bigoted. You can see this too, right cis people? It seems really clear to us." @elysianechoes I think it comes down to one's personal choice. "@CaseyExplosion You make amazing content, that's what." @upandoutcomic It's so unbearably adorable when you talk about you and your girlfriend in your work that I'm pretty sure it's adding five years to my life with each comic 💕 You might think this unflattering selfie makes me want to take back my tweet about how I hot I thought Dan was despite me being a lesbian but I don't understand my sexuality any more than you folks do. https://t.co/3KMq9bVHXu @KaputOtter @CaseyExplosion Labels are weird. They believe in other things that are considered feminist. And personally I hate terms that are invented to exclusively apply to other people because that never leads anywhere helpful. "@CaseyExplosion If you're flirting that close with straight-up pro life shit, you're not a feminist. We figured this shit out in the goddamn 70's. Like I'm almost willing to grant that some people are confused by the existence of trans people, but this is beyond the pale." "(And yes, I recognize the irony of me not being able to shut up about this)" "How does that Peter Coffin line go again? Attention is currency in the marketplace of ideas? Why are y'all paying so much attention to R*Paul. Isn't he famous enough? Like I know we gotta call out shitty people, but I'm pretty sure this is just helping him at this point." "I find it so funny that before HRT, the idea of not being able to get an erection while aroused kinda freaked me out? Like suddenly your dick doesn't work. That's scary to think about! Now I've done a complete 180 and hate the idea of it EVER getting erect." "@BlueJayGliding Rationale only factors when we're talking about using terms in a diagnostic way, but that's rarely applicable since people have opinions on what they're called and why. I get where you're coming from, though. It's a very scientific approach. Can't force it, though." @BlueJayGliding Rationale doesn't factor in when we're talking about self-applied labels. Like how not everyone who doesn't believe in god wants to identify as an atheist. "Not angry at Katelyn-- I should have had R*Pual blocked ages ago-- but it's super ironic that this hits my TL immediately after I muted the name ""R*Paul."" Like you can't escape this bigoted asshole. He's a part of pop culture right now and there's nothing we can do about it. Ugh https://t.co/3cmJ9fFIRi" "Yooka-Laylee, A Hat In Time, Them's Fightin' Herds, & Indivisible are all games I've backed on Kickstarter & other platforms & ALL of them will feature or have featured my deadname in the credits 🙃 At least I still got to this point. Wouldn't trade it for the world." "(But still try to give all trans people the dignity of letting us leave our past selves in the past. You wouldn't be this fascinated with a cis person's past, so treat us the same)" "She's a beautiful woman whose gender you didn't even think twice about, and who was also assigned male at birth. If that feels like it's unraveling your perception of trans people: GOOD. That perception was deeply flawed." "So when you learn of someone like Jamie Clayton who looks fucking gorgeous, do no, I repeat DO NOT run to Google and immediately search for ""Jamie Clayton before"" (which is a suggested Google search that I ranted about a few days ago)." "I bet even some well-meaning cis people don't fully believe this. In their minds, all trans people ""look trans."" Some of us might. A lot of us don't, though. There's not really this unbreakable barrier between different forms of gender expression." "Idea for a series of tweets: Mind blowing facts for cis people about trans people. Facts that we find mundane, but that your average cis person will need a day or so to full recover from after learning. For example: You will never be able to clock every trans person." "@queermel I would agree, which seems to mean that charts trying to categorize how pansexuality is a type of bisexuality are all needlessly confusing and entirely unhelpful." "Pansexual feels more right for me (when I'm not feeling 100% lesbian), but whenever I see those charts saying it's a type of bisexuality I just kinda want to timidly raise my hand and go, ""Um, what?""" "I've never tried asking this because I've never been quite sure how to approach it. I'm not one to give bisexual people any trouble regarding their identity, you know? Y'all have it rough enough as it is in that regard." "Just looking at the words themselves one might guess a bisexual person isn't into enby people and a pansexual person is, but that doesn't describe ANY bisexual person I've met so I think it's safe to say that's BS." "Because if they're interchangeable, one is not a type of the other. If they ARE different, what is that difference?" "What confuses me is I've often seen images that try to categorize pansexuality as a form of bisexuality which just makes me more confused. Assuming one of them can fit into the category of another (and that they're not interchangeable), wouldn't it be the other way around?" "So as near as I can tell, bisexual and pansexual, when just speaking about the definitions of each word and how they're used, are interchangeable? Obviously allowing for the fact that people can pick one over the other which is their choice and they should be free to do so." @joshuaasaucier Works the way I want it to! Thank you!💕 @joshuaasaucier Hey I was right! Thank you 💕 "You both got breakfast, why are we all meeting on the bed you silly furballs? https://t.co/CYbMXbPGf5" "Word muting clarification on Twitter: Inputting ""Dr*g R*ce"" will mute instances where both words are present, but not instances where only ""dr*g"" or ""r*ce"" are used, correct? (Censoring them because I already added it to my muted word list)" "Despite there rarely being enough room for her, Takkun loves to perch on my nightstand https://t.co/j1cgh5bmXa" "@WynneOwner And it shouldn't cut down on instances where JUST the word ""race"" is used? That's a pretty important word to use and hear in Leftist circles :P" "@WynneOwner Oh good! I might do that then. The show is called Dr*g Race, correct? I don't care about the kind with actual cars either so that'll be easy." "Btw just the clarify as I don't have TV and even when I didn't know I was trans I couldn't give 2 fucking shits about a show starring a bunch of men mocking trana women: R*Paul is 1 word, right? This is how distant I am from this show yet people keep talking about it around me." @bunnarchist I mean even the people who don't watch it are still talking about it (or so it seems anyway). I get that it's good to call out problematic shit but from my perspective I hate dr*g & I don't have TV so it just feels so weird to hear so many people fight so hard to get it on my TL. "Might remove dr*g from the list later as that can of course be a verb meaning like to hate on, but the other two words will rot on that list and nothing of value will be lost." "Finally muting my first words on Twitter because I can't fucking take it anymore. Just thinking about this shit makes me dysphoric. Why are we still fucking talking about this? It's all an active trash fire, it doesn't need to be discussed anymore. https://t.co/JPEJXIsMcF" "Wow I forgot I backed A Hat In Time with $70 which gets me a physical copy of the game and a t-shirt! I backed it almost 4 years ago and beat the game months ago, but I was reminded of all this because they just asked me to verify my address. That's a fun little bonus." "@ZJemptv My mom calls it grieving. She's trying to be accepting, but calling it grieving is so hurtful. The son she's grieving was in constant agony. It wasn't really *me*. Yet she's so sad that that person is gone." @JazminKFrost Just gotta find a corpse with one still attached. Can't believe I just typed that. https://t.co/NG3npnIqv4 @JazminKFrost I mean that's basic Munsters genetics at work. For me my kinkiness and queerness are so inherently linked that it's jarring to be reminded that there are kinksters who aren't queer and queer people who aren't into kink. @KentabooRex A CUTIE WITH HER CUTIE "@0LilFlower0 Listen, I'm pretty heckin' gay and you're heckin cute okay?" @emuchaton LITERALLY ME UGH @0LilFlower0 HECK UR CUTE @ZTheVampire @queer_queenie @joshua_hogberg @ashiinu Same and same https://t.co/t58N7q7zn0 @ZTheVampire @queer_queenie @joshua_hogberg @ashiinu Sorry! I skimmed that other guy's tweet and didn't see he said she was 18. I snapped at you unnecessarily. :/ "@Cookie_2nd ""SFW account""" @ZTheVampire @queer_queenie @joshua_hogberg @ashiinu Did you know literally millions of lesbians are 19 "@queer_queenie @joshua_hogberg @ashiinu Yeah https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S's in the top five ""intended for lesbians"" list of characters are you kidding. Cishet men are so weird." "@andreuswolf That means you're trans, love. As much as anyone other than yourself can declare such a thing. As a trans lesbian who often crushes on other trans women the most, I think you look hot af. HRT is magic. I highly recommend it 💕💕💕" @andreuswolf Wait you're trans? "@arthur_affect @Frumple_James @TrancewithMe He built it in a cave, though. With a box of scraps." "@TrancewithMe @arthur_affect Vision's is Mind, first seen in Loki's staff on loan from Thanos. Vision doesn't have a soul :P" @cosmicdicks I friended you too but I barely use Fetlife :P "@SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans Know of anyone who could help her, Mistress? :3" @UnexpectedAmy Oh no D: *offers hugs* This is a cute trip down memory lane https://t.co/a3lh794c3Y "I'm glad I was able to find a tweet from the first day of HRT. I had like no followers back then, lol https://t.co/6pSLWX5hpI" @CiaraTheBraid RIGHT!? @emuchaton heck me gosh darn it @queer_queenie SO HECKING CUTE GOSH 💕💕💕 Ask me stuffs https://t.co/KIbFJMFchN "@XylariaVG Wasn't referring to you, please don't take it personally" My TL is just the Oscars and I don't fucking caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare @ADirtyTrans Our road trip can't come soon enough~ 💕 @ADirtyTrans Big mood "@Peachqueenallie I get more bratty the more people are watching, lol" @Cosmos_Cookie Cookie what's happening to me @Peachqueenallie I'm loud & giggly 💦 @Peachqueenallie It was so fucking fun~ @Cosmos_Cookie If bunny is a bot we're all fucked because they act like a person with a Twitter account @transwitchlexi I love your voice it's so cute!!! 😍💕😍 @emuchaton Tale as old as time "I don't want to ever be anyone else's. Sometimes it's hard to forgive myself when I upset her, even if it's just a little bit. I'm going to be weepy for a while." "@ComradeCallie Whatever you want me to, Miss~ 💦" Oh no! I heard about his death but didn't realize he voiced so many great characters! Kamaji is seriously one of my favorite Ghibli characters. @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/G7TZ0UpOPi "Boob growth happens so slowly that sometimes you look down and think about where you were at the start and just go, ""Damn, these are growing, aren't they?""" @itsviviactually I love it! That's one I'm debating getting as well! Fitting transiversary present 💕 I had no idea Push the trash can was retired! D: Back when I worked at Walt Disney World I had a fun interaction with Push where I threw something away in them and they followed me for a few feet humming the Jaws theme. I'll miss them! https://t.co/iv7xdN7VHZ "LRT I've seen those boxy embodiments of gentrification in Denver, Boulder and even Seattle. It's not hard to believe they're everywhere." I commissioned this in November so I forgot basically everything about the person but I gave them the time they needed without question since as a fellow artist I know how that can be. I finally got my commission of Lara! I have the commissioner's email but I've lost their FurAffinity name. If anyone recognizes this art I'd love to give credit! https://t.co/QJ5elM2Sfj "@deathpigeon Chocolate flavor is FDA-dodging code for ""not enough cocoa powder to be legally considered chocolate."" I doubt ""genuine"" is very regulated word. It's probably like ""gourmet"" in that it's just meant to sound fancy. So what you got there is plain old not-chocolate." @norintha WHAT HOW "@OneLameShark @tainkirrahe I LOVE Ripclaw's head so we can agree to disagree, lol" "@OneLameShark @tainkirrahe God that's one of the best Takara exclusive retools ever! Could never get past the face, though." @norintha Hopefully sooooooon 😘 @Rachel_Izabella 😘😘😘 @queer_queenie HECK Y YOUR HOT OMG 💦💦💕💕😍😍 @OneLameShark Lol the Botcon Cindersaur has been dirt cheap since she came out. That's why I own her :P @amberhasgay Well thank you! 💕 @amberhasgay OMG how am I anyone's idol you flatter me :P Y'all should follow Amber!! https://t.co/Und5qtanku Squished baps~ https://t.co/68355W1lea @OneLameShark Is that real or a digibash? I love Cindersaur! I have the Botcon G2 one! Woke up to morning wood which made me dysphoric which made me cry. Crying made me soften up though so it worked itself out >_> Really not in the mood to be reminded I have a... thing today. @HedgeMom It really is emotionally taxing and I'm not sure cis people get how constant it is. :/ @FeliFaun Omg you're looking HOT 💦 @ZJemptv Hashtag goals~ @NyxWorldOrder *offers hugs* :/ @ChaKatKimber I'll admit the confidence I've gained from playing with from Mistress and other trans girls in the last few months has really helped me get to this point. How exactly can one be dysphoric and an exhibitionist at the same time? I guess we'll find out :P (Seriously tho if I'm ever truly post-transition I don't think I'll ever wear clothes) @ADirtyTrans It's so much fun!! @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks @Rachel_Izabella @TransitionL83 Im also dtf AND dtc (down 2 cuddle 😎) Literally wasn't even joking. I truly thought I wasn't an exhibitionist until that very moment. Mistress figured it out first >_< "After stripping down just my panties & getting beaten in a dungeon in front of a bunch of strangers, I asked Mistress: ""Why is this so fun?"" ""Because you're an exhibitionist, kitten!"" ""No I'm not! ... Oh.""" There was a dungeon after the munch. Mistress left so many red marks on me. And there was an audience~ 💦 @ADirtyTrans @cosmicdicks @Rachel_Izabella @TransitionL83 I tried following so I could see the other half of this convo :P @NanashixSevera Director of a number of movies involving mutations & body horror "Literally no article of clothing, not even my socks are intended for men. I've gone full tran." All prettied up for the munch! Turns out I clean up pretty good! 💕✨💕 https://t.co/1j36SXx2DQ "@ADirtyTrans Why Jen, whatever could that mean~" @nex3 continues to be a joke https://t.co/vkwYYLbFkT @nex3 that this https://t.co/5e6q1vJVdf @nex3 I love https://t.co/VIiL9Vpxua @Cosmos_Cookie Aaaaaaah arguably the hottest haircut so yes @Sabriality OH NO SHE'S HOT 💦💕😍💕💦 @queermel I think Gungans as a race are a really cool design and concept. That's the only reason I wish Jar Jar's overall character design and performance was more carefully considered. "@00d4n1 SUCH a cute girl who ALSO is an amazingly good girl! You're the whole package, babe 💕😍" @Cosmos_Cookie Mine's a curse and I haaaaate it :V "@jayne_pea I have that pink Arcee! New York Comic Con 2012 I think? That mold is pretty solid and I love the color pink, heh" "@Kalindlara No, Peak Trans will be reached when I do all that PLUS dye my hair purple :P" @allaces14400 It's the universal symbol for the power button on most electronics. Here it is in my PC. I don't really practice brand loyalty in general. https://t.co/CqV9vkCEsT @Cookie_2nd OH NICE I SHOULD GIVE THAT A TRY @Cookie_2nd COOKIE HOW IS SHE SO CUTE YOOOOOO THAT'S ALSO THE SIDE I WANT TO GET MY SIDECUT ON I should just get a tattoo and a haircut on the same day and complete my look. "@MagsVisaggs Fine then, I'll say it: You're the coolest ever. (And super cute 💕)" My love of The Digimon Movie is informed at least a little bit by my love of ska. @Ruby_Lastname I fucking LOVE girlcock but I'm not too fond of my own :/ @queermel I'm trying to be a lesbian over here and cute boys keep fucking the whole thing up @queermel It'd be so much easier if some boys could stop being cute for once @Ananarkitten @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks It's not something non-Americans think about very much. @rCharlotteSmith big mood D: @rCharlotteSmith Puberty is multiple choice 💕 "@rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks @Gbruhawa *hugs* You're a good friend, Charlotte. Thank you 💕" "@rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks @Gbruhawa No, it's okay! I'm doing better now. But I felt it was really important to explain where I was at." @Djw175 There are times when I really feel this "How reasonably soon could I feel the effects of progesterone? Like weeks, right?" "@Cookie_2nd (So the idea is I'll have two collars, one for wearing all the time and one fancy handmade one)" @Cookie_2nd Mistress wants to make mine as well! @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/aGcDZl6hUW @Cosmos_Cookie I don't know the context here but I can't not tag you in this https://t.co/Yj6QRperf3 "@Kalindlara @NotSamusAran @Djw175 It's much easier on your liver because it bypasses it entirely. It usually increases your estrogen levels. You can also hold them against your gums and let them dissolve for the same effect. It takes a while, but the idea is not even to taste them. Just absorb through tissue." "@RockLordsRock @SJWMEGATRON Shut up, Rock Lords." "@NotSamusAran @Kalindlara @Djw175 It shouldn't be this hard, but you need to keep bugging her. It sucks but it sounds like it's not a huge priority for her so you gotta be annoying." @NotSamusAran @Kalindlara @Djw175 In the US you have to ask for progesterone AFAIK. There's not enough conclusive evidence for the American medical establishment to say for certain that it's beneficial for trans women but it's also not too dangerous to prescribe. Asking for it by name is required for now at least "@strangeofgalway Okay. I try to nudge people to watch because a season 3 of #Sense8 is still possible, but only if we act now. And creating new fans ASAP helps. But if you're good at keeping up with your watch list, no worries. 💕" "But this shit adds up. We experience all of these kinds of microaggressions every damn day. Cis people, I know you're curious, but it freaks us out sometimes. Often we just want to live our lives. PLEASE just treat us like the gender we tell you we are and leave it at that." "This instance was due entirely to ignorance but NOT hatred. I bet she didn't know there was a word for ""non-trans"" (or maybe she forgot what it was). She was trying her best and because of how short our interaction was, I was willing to give her the metaphorical ally cookie." "Now I wasn't gonna go all bitchy trans woman on her, and I could tell her heart was in the right place. So all I said was, ""With cis women, yeah we often do."" But her implication was ""Compete with REAL women."" There was even a tiny pause between ""with"" and ""women.""" "It's just cis-flavored microaggressions. When I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday the woman who did them (who was otherwise a great, accepting person btw) at one point while trying to sympathize with how rough trans people have it said ""You have to compete with women!""" "Notice how it just says ""before."" Before what? It's cis people going, ""You know what I mean. I want to see her as a man. I don't believe someone can be trans and beautiful. I need proof or it must be a lie. If I can't clock every trans person society will collapse.""" @strangeofgalway You should watch it now! 💕 Hope to fucking god the majority of people searching this were eggs looking for inspiration/hope but I know it's more likely just cis people being fucking cis people. https://t.co/bgY6Tz2loF "After watching Sense8 and falling in love with Nomi one of my first thoughts was whether she ever goes to cons (I'm a frequent con goer and have met many of my heroes this way). A WEEK later Jamie Clayton is at one... but it's in Paris, lol. I'll meet her one day!" If I could get to Paris I'd be there in a heartbeat. If there's one next year I'll make it come hell or high water. https://t.co/KyLWfFHJ2P @strangeofgalway You mean Twitter? Yeah I guess we're a never ending Sense8 convention in many ways :P "@Cosmos_Cookie There was a sex toy I saw a picture of once that had a starburst on the package that said ""Over 11 lbs of pussy and ass!"" and it was the funniest fucking thing but of course Google just gives me porn when I try to find it now." Love how I watched #Sense8 for the first time then literlaly a week later there's a Sense8 Convention! The hype train never ends! She's so pretty!! 😍 https://t.co/nelCZwcDMq @JezebelleCe1es *huuuuugs* @thelindsayellis It's especially depressing to see this kind of stuff in depictions of the future. Like I would HOPE we're better than that at that point. @JezebelleCe1es Of course! You seem super sweet too! Thanks for the follow! 💕💕 "@JezebelleCe1es CUUUUUTE I'm sure I'll cry when I have mine, heh." @ADirtyTrans That's a good point! This is very much me borrowing Mistress' collar. There's parts of it I like but it's not really MINE. Sleeping in a collar is pretty distracting. :/ HOWEVER when I get an eternity collar I know those are worn (comparatively) looser and my ex was able to wear one 24/7 for a solid year without much complaint. @solitaryrainbow @strangeofgalway Sorry if I jumped down your throat. I feel super strongly about that stuff but I don't think it was super fair of me to dump it all on you. I'm sure you're a great parent. 💕 @solitaryrainbow @strangeofgalway Sorry but this is a huge pet peeve of mine "@solitaryrainbow @strangeofgalway We all undetstand that many kids don't think their parents' interests are cool, but when it's nerdy stuff suddenly babies dressed as Jedi Is ""doing parenting right"" and kids not being into Doctor Who is ""disappointing."" I know it's done in jest. It still looks kinda shitty." "@solitaryrainbow @strangeofgalway If she still doesn't like it though, don't push her to watch it anymore. No one should feel compelled to like or watch anything, least of all by their parents." @strangeofgalway @midorikonton Same! 💕💕💕 "@Kalindlara I mean, yeah, that but also what the fuck Don Bluth" @strangeofgalway God imagine how many trans girl eggs will hatch from watching the 13th Doctor Also whatever the FUCK this is https://t.co/2GgtgifNnh @ItsJenFunFolks @rCharlotteSmith @Gbruhawa *hugs* Like I said I'm cool now. Thank you 💕 @JenButtLewd HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART THO LIKE JUST WATCH THIS https://t.co/XWmnnRxHG6 @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks @Gbruhawa I'm mostly doing fine now. Last night I was not. "Oh also Rockadoodle and to a lesser extend, We're Back A Dinosaur's Story and The Pagemaster Seriously the 90's were obsessed with turning kids into things, usually animals." "Me: I was a trans kid, it's no wonder I gravitated towards transformation fetish stuff Also me: *grew up with Animorphs, The Magic School Bus, Beast Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and even the occasional David Cronenberg movie* Okay so maybe it was 50/50 nurture/nature" "But like, there's nothing I can do about this nor would I feel justified in doing if I could. Forcing people to dress in certain ways goes against what I stand for and believe in. But that doesn't change my frustration with all this." "This isn't even getting into the fact that for many of us trans women, the concept of a man taking femininity and exaggerating it is one of the things we're most afraid people will think WE are. It can be extremely dysphoria-triggering." "EVERYONE should be able to dress as they please. EVERYONE. But cis people confuse us for them. A TON. To the point that trans women experience problems explaining this to people. We're trying not to die. They're having fun looking pretty. Priorities, people." Fucking DOCTORS who have studied this shit say that the best therapy for gender dysphoria is transitioning. This is an actual treatment for a real issue a ton of us suffer from. But in drag it's literally just a costume. "[CW: suicide] The thing that pisses me off most about the awkwardness of crossdressers & drag queens is that if a drag queen's not allowed to dress like that for some reason, it's shitty & oppressive, but he'll survive If a trans person can't transition, it's very often suicide" @MagsVisaggs They're so devious how they act all cute so you can't resist petting them 💕 @chrismcfeely's newest Transformers The Basics video reminds me once again that I REALLY need to get back into reading the IDW comics. Onyx Prime sounds SO COOL!! Beast modes have been my favorite since I was a kid in the 90's during Beast Wars. https://t.co/gip4FAYk3q "@BoringNerdyKate I still have so many plushies, lol" "@rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks @Gbruhawa Not in a fun way, Charlotte. Safeword Fuck" "@Th3RoadVirus @ItsJenFunFolks @rCharlotteSmith This is true, can confirm" @ItsJenFunFolks @Gbruhawa @rCharlotteSmith I'm finding it rather embarrassing :/ @00d4n1 @lizduckchong I was gonna say @ChaKatKimber Ahahahahahaha what the fuck @Gbruhawa @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks That's what I assumed but whatever. @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks Legit too embarrassed to keep those tweets up. @rCharlotteSmith @ItsJenFunFolks LOOK I JUST ALWAYS ASSUMED OKAY HOW WOULD I KNOW @ChaKatKimber @emuchaton I know that they're thinkin' I'm to gay and subby "@rCharlotteSmith Yes. :P I was being overly generalizing. I meant ""play"" as in specifically ""stuck in my mouth""" @rCharlotteSmith Oh wait this is interesting... I hadn't noticed this but while I am uncircumcised I have yet to play with a dick that wasn't circumcised. @ComradeCallie @queer_queenie Can I ship you two because this is too adorable "@Lookin4Serenity @petercoffin Same, actually! Then he followed me back and I kept hearing good things and I was like, ""Well I should see about these videos he makes. Seems like the nice thing to do."" Turns out their super informative!" "@Lookin4Serenity Basically it's @petercoffin's bread and butter if you end up getting into his content. Here's the first thing YouTube gave me searching for ""Peter Coffin cultivated identity"" (he talks about it basically everywhere tho): https://t.co/ponGeIRvGW" Oh hey fun fact almond milk tastes totally fine and I should've tried it like fucking decades ago because cow's milk has basically no nutritional value and makes me horrendously constipated. @queermel I care about religion only if and when it's used to oppress others or control legislation or education. Otherwise I think people who are religious are super interesting tbh. "@Lookin4Serenity Because of... say it with me now, class: Cultivated Identities!" @forivall Happy to see my currently only vote is contradicting you :P "@Cosmos_Cookie I love stop motion so much. But yes, a number of qualities unique to the medium make it extremely uncanny." Look at how fucking smooth this stop motion is. Fuck. https://t.co/ZTNzRAcnRl Splatoon going full evolution vs Creationism I see https://t.co/0JKB2ccxPa "@Djw175 I mean, true. I guess I was pointing to a larger problem that this exact case doesn't perfectly fit into." "LRT pointing out too many people mean ""cishet men"" when they say ""men"" to own the libs" @Ruby_Lastname *chefs kiss* LOVE how my followers are @'ing anyone that knows Dan so the probability of him seeing this thread goes slightly up @cordy_fox Cute voice! 💕 @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/TVbtNVjEXp "After like maybe 3 or 4 hours with the collar it's gone from ""slight discomfort from having it there"" to ""pleasant reminder it's there"" Yes, good, good." Wow this tweet has some unexplainable typos but now it's been Liked and Retweeted so fuck it @Vangelus They've... they've done it. 1:12 Capes have been solved. Holy shit. @BoringNerdyKate I always try to make each day gayer than the last I know why why exactly Judy Hopps is getting all flirty with Spike Spiegel but this is some damn fine animation. https://t.co/gbEccNSXmH @gwen_no_fear This approach only makes (some) sense if like... fascism was invented last year. @ItsJenFunFolks Hey. You're still loved by me and others 💕 This but unironically(?) https://t.co/0yPhpMOoxz "@ComradeCallie Tell her the curse only works if you say ""trans"" three times while standing in front of a mirror. If she's anywhere else she's good. It's Bloody Mary rules, not Beetlejuice rules." This man could smile at me and I'm pretty sure I'd just cum. At least when my sexuality decides I like men. I'll admit it's wildly unpredictable. THE IDEA CHANNEL GUY SPOKE TO ME FANGIRLING A BIT I should really just start a Senpai folder at this point. https://t.co/kzcQaKNIiB @mikerugnetta Minority Report would be a lot less exciting if Tom Cruise just had to hold an iPad in front of his face If you're not a Game Grumps or Ninja Sex Party fan just I mean look at this man LOOK https://t.co/BEehQA8unW @Cosmos_Cookie Totally! I think Mistress has a place in mind since she wants to get one with me~ Oh dear I'm feeling pansexual again is it the full moon already? Is Dan Avidan aware that there are more than a few women who otherwise identify as lesbians that wouldn't say no if he wanted to mess around? b because I'd be willing to prove it for him "@joshuaasaucier That's fair. I actually had the XXX category search as my main bookmark for the site, lol" This tattoo would take barely any time at all and be a super cute way to show I'm a big Sense8 fan who loves Nomi to pieces. It's really just a case of finding where to get it and when. https://t.co/jHp39gLfVB Btw I know this isn't exactly my lane here. Seems like it's a pretty clear cut case of a racist caricature but it's not fully my place to say. I just know that if they had sidestepped that bizarre creative choice I bet there would be Jar Jar defenders now. "@joshuaasaucier The most realistic ones were usually WAY too slow for me. This stuff unfortunately takes a lot of time, heh." @cordy_fox https://t.co/izV4fhj7gA Why did the goofy comic sidekick character in the first Star Wars prequel ALSO have to be a painfully racist caricature? Might've otherwise had people coming full circle on him now but the Right hates him because he's too goofy & the Left hates him because he's blatantly racist. @Lessons2history @cordy_fox Oooh I get it! Mistress wants to get me an eternity collar which I know from experience doesn't get vanillas too riled up (my ex wore one for a year or so). "I love how The Sounds have a song that's basically them saying, ""We're not American, fuck off"" and they called it Living In America." @Lessons2history @cordy_fox Vanilla? @norintha @Valentine__Vale Yeah if I can get eased in without too much blood I'm usually down. Like I still need to see it but I know An American Werewolf in London has god-tier transformation in it. Even The Fly wasn't super bloody (just very goopy with godknowswhat) @norintha @Valentine__Vale I did but it's been like 10 or so years. Cronenberg cranked my transformation fetish up to 11 in my early 20's. To this day I have a love of body horror that I have to be careful doesn't rub up against my fear of blood and gore. "The collar I'm wearing has this bit metal ring that I'm already falling in love with. Haven't tried a leash yet, but just Mistress using her finger to pull me where she wants me makes me so wet ffffffuck 💦" @Valentine__Vale You ever go far enough down the rabbit hole to start being turned on by people literally turning into vaginas? Young Kat was so incredibly obvious with her transness therapists would've had a field day. "@JenButSad I often don't know what to say, but I can't not be there for friends." @00d4n1 What a weird coincidence me too!! Small world~ @emuchaton Blasting The Sounds into my headphones as loud as I can take it 😎 "34. In my sleep, with no indication before falling asleep that there was any risk of me passing." "33. A safe, peaceful, stable life with Mistress being queer & sexy as fuck 💕" 32. Midnight Sun by The Sounds https://t.co/kmqti2Zgbz "31. Really none. Haven't even been booting up Overwatch. I go where my mood takes me, and lately that hasn't been to video games." "@Gbruhawa Well I was started on 4, increased to 6 rather quickly (like a couple months in I think?) and now after 9 months I'm on 8. The thing is you can't really know what's the best dose without blood tests, unfortunately." "@Valentine__Vale OH YEAH Transformation is the best fetish, I swear" @Valentine__Vale lol I can't even remember but I'm usually an open book with that stuff so I have some guesses "@Cookie_2nd Everyone's journey is different. It can be tough striking a balance between comradery and exclusion when talking about our experiences, especially when trying to be humorous with it." "@Gbruhawa Everyone's body is different. It's possible there's a reason you're on that dose, and maybe it'll get increased. Gatekeeping is a thing however and it might be actual bullshit. :/" "30. So many! I guess the prerequisite list for Leftists would be ContraPoints, Peter Coffin, hbomberguy & shaun. I also love Red Letter Media, AronRa, Game Grumps, Kurzgesagt, Mega64, Jim Sterling, Giant Bomb, Lindsay Ellis, Vangelus, and so many more." "@norintha While Mistress would probably LOVE to walk in on me listening to it, that would be startling enough that I'm waiting for her to go to bed. So, very soon! I'm super excited 💦" 29. What kind of a question is that? T H I C C 28. Has ANYONE who posted the powder blue question image with cute hearts on it said YES to this? NO. 27. My fear of Roswell gray aliens is severe and has not gotten better with age. They terrify me now as much as they did when I was small. 26. Absolutely! Somehow I got to a point where I knew I wanted to transition but I didn't think I was trans. The me of 10 years ago would be SO EXCITED to learn how far I've come. And she's be elated to hear we're women 💕 25. I rarely dreamed that far ahead about what my life would be like. I understand now that that was likely a symptom of my dysphoria. Buuuuuut I guess I was hoping by now I'd be an animator at Pixar. LOL. "@Gbruhawa From my research I think that's literally the max dose? My endo says my estrogen levels could be higher, so we upped the dose." So my full HRT dose looks like this: 200mg Spironolactone 8mg Estradiol 100mg Progesterone Typing it out helps to remember what it is when the apocalypse hits and I'll have to drive armored cars to drug stores across the bombed out wasteland in search of titty skittles "24. I'm going to interpret ""thing"" to mean ""piece of media"" since I cry at the smallest things these days. #Sense8 made me cry so much in the best way. https://t.co/qUV0KgHw5C" 23. Black Panther https://t.co/oARk4freJc "22. Lindsay Ellis' newest video, My Monster Boyfriend! https://t.co/pvubX3AxTT" "21. German, Polish & Irish 🍀" 20. The Cretaceous to see dinosaurs! 19. https://t.co/h53N33MwuE "18. Fuzzy Ninja Turtle girl pajamas and a glow in the dark Nightmare Before Christmas shirt from before my transition. If I'm at home I'm wearing pajamas, no exceptions." 17. I hate driving unless I'm driving Mistress somewhere. I don't own a car. "16. Despite being trans and discarding my old name almost immediately upon learning that, throughout my life up until that point I strongly felt nicknames were disrespectful. I thought (and I guess still think) names are more important than that. It's just that now I chose mine." "15. Hard to pick a favorite, but I love FLCL https://t.co/KZONpm2usF" 14. Too many to count :P @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton @emuchaton right now https://t.co/cvoHyK0iGI Accidentally got a salad from Target with blue cheese on it. First time trying it! It's... not the best. I mean I'm eating the salad but given the choice I could go without blue cheese for the foreseeable future. 13. One from @ItsJenFunFolks 12. I don't even remember her name. She was like 27 and I was 19. I just about melted. "11. It's getting harder to keep track every day, lol" "10. I mean probably Twitter, right? I never leave this place." "9. Growing up my dad, a computer programmer, was staunchly anti-Mac (during the 90's this was hardly a controversial stance, tho). I'm most comfortable with PCs to this day." "8. Transbian through and through. I do love women, but trans women make me weak at the knees 💦" 7. Is being a sub a job? @TheyOrShe The Circle of Egg continues "6. I do love boobs. So much. I want huge ones. I love your boobs. BUT Gotta go with butts. Funnily enough this change coincided with my HRT, lol" "5. I guess I'm saying AnCom these days. ""Left of Left"" is what I used to say. Still applies, I suppose." 4. I'm an atheist "3. Like, my astrological sign? I'm a Gemini 💕" "2. 5'11""which Google tells me is 180 cm. I'd trade almost anything to lose like 7 inches (17 cm)" "1. I'll be 31 in May! I know I don't look it, though. HRT is magic but I've always had a very young face." Hey let's do one of these silly things again! https://t.co/ZzmLe6qAJQ @JenButtLewd FictionMania. It's a TG story archive a lot of trans women who don't know they're trans women yet used and still use. "Don't even try to act like the ""Permanent/stuck"" category wasn't a GIVEN in your eggy FictionMania search queries. Don't bring those lies to me how dare" @Valentine__Vale She really is 💕💕 @transwitchlexi Fuck drag. Just fuck it all. Makes myself and countless other trans women horrendously uncomfortable. Tomorrow is the local much!! Mistress hasn't made my collar yet but she's letting me use her old one. And she's letting me wear it tonight! I am a VERY happy sub~ 💕💦 https://t.co/c3UG4YVyHb @midorikonton Grats!! 💕💕💕 @ItsJenFunFolks https://t.co/vJB5ngYO4V Well within living memory Anakin Skywalker was considered a ridiculous character because who in their right mind would unironically support a dictatorship? And then the 2010's happened. "@FinalBossFemme Can confirm, am very gay 😍💦" @emuchaton punch me bad cop~ I regret to inform everyone that The Cis are at it again https://t.co/KQ0vqo3TVw you don't understand i need this in my life https://t.co/qPhZQVI6wD @AnaMardoll Deep cut yet relevant this month. @SJWMEGATRON If Nebula doesn't get the killing blow on Thanos we riot @ItsJenFunFolks @JenButSad I didn't see the outburst but I'm sorry that happened. ❤️U @upandoutcomic The Real Trans Agenda @upandoutcomic *pounds fists on table* FOURTH WAVE SKA WHEN "@AnaMardoll ""Shouldn't we wait until this deadly disease starts killing people instead of trying contain it?""" @GuildingLilly is finally following meeeeeeee!! *does a lil' happy dance* "@AnaMardoll Where's their option 3 for when you can't change the Nazi's mind (spoilers: it's ""Keep trying until nothing gets done and you stopped anyone from stopping them"")" Oh my this is... very extra. Can't wait to listen when I get a moment! 💕💕 https://t.co/cvv3Tki9K4 "To any people out there worried about transitioning, I highly recommend this thread 💕 https://t.co/nb4tcfaf0A" @GuildingLilly This is SO TRUE. I'm only a year and change into being out and my confidence has increased a TON. (Which is AWESOME for dating fyi. Confidence is so sexy and the realizing that you're sexy builds more confidence!) Finally got my eyebrows waxed again! I look pretty fucking hot~ 💕💕💕 https://t.co/rygiel2MM3 Behold the oldest pic of me I have on this phone vs the most recent picture I have of me. This is about a 5 month difference~ https://t.co/Q7SMocEWnq @maruchan1312 @ExistentialEnso Yeah it's super frustrating but I don't know if there's a better solution? I've seen other compasses but I find them as confusing as I imaging non-Americans feel about the one we all use right now? "I'm going to downright insufferable over the next few months as my GRS gets closer. :V Like how could it not punctuate every stray thought, every other upcoming event. It redefines me life now that it's so close!" @ADirtyTrans Mmmmmm hashtag goals~ @ExistentialEnso Looks like they're not voting though! Like it depends on how anarchistic I want to get in my answer but I'll say it's an overall good. Better than them voting. "@ExistentialEnso That's... very confusing, but now that you mention it it makes sense. The Right has a pretty wide spread of the normally north/south axis. It's always seemed like Tankies are the logical fourth square that no one in their right mind would support. Except, you know. They exist." @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/8PMEid5Zxw Please spread the word if you can. "Hey y'all, a trans friend needs some help. She JUST moved to Corvallis, Oregon from Arizona after being kicked out of her last place, only to be kicked out of her current home too. Anyone in or near Corvallis that can help? It's just Snow and her two cats. https://t.co/D4Sc42ArW9" @norintha are p heckin good @mikeyface Has this continued to happen? Maybe enough people are glancing at it and assuming it's part 1? Like it might be a fluke? @SteampunkPenny Yes Mistress 💕💕💕 @SteampunkPenny Y-yes Mistress 💦 Why the fuck did you blur their name out you fucking thief https://t.co/AFyLB90E1d I'm so fucking tired but supspace is literally an adrenaline rush which feels a lot like caffeine. @AliceAvizandum So liiiiiiike weird good or weird bad :P @Valentine__Vale Mistress is pretty strict with me being bratty. I almost never get away with it without a serious punishment. Sometimes that's what I need though~ @AliceAvizandum Is this weird for you As a Coloradan I am confused by your reaction @Valentine__Vale Being bratty in general is not advisable~ (But it's too tempting) @ExistentialEnso where's the joke @Valentine__Vale I LIKE to get talkative. Doesn't mean I always can. Running my mouth is super bratty & fun~ I like to get talkative & giggly while in subspace~ 💕💦 Wasn't B**gie like not a *complete* fuckhead a few years ago or am I getting him confused with someone else? I got SO MANY cute tops while thrift store shopping today! I finally have something to wear at the local munch this Saturday! I can't wait to share pictures! 💕 @rCharlotteSmith Literally me like an hour ago. I think I found bratspace or something @Cosmos_Cookie Are you watching again because I was raving about it for days? :P "Oh, I was also able to get a progesterone prescription today! I just took my first dose! 💕" @transwitchlexi So pretty!! 💕💕 "Mistress got me to orgasm JUST through nipple play and then fucking KEPT me orgasming for like five goddamn minutes. I mean look, I was a LITTLE bratty earlier but it's so not fair that it's that easy for heeeeer~ *whines* @SteampunkPenny" "[Black Panther spoilers] Neither the scowling lady nor her family of 3 recognised Bucky's cameo at the end of the credits, so I explained to them that he was the Winter Soldier aka Bucky Barnes. They all seemed pretty shocked a I was speaking. Felt good to surprise them." "Saw Black Panther. It was good, but the viewing experience for me was pretty much ruined for me by a cis woman who fucking SCOWLED at me when I sat next to her (this theater has assigned seating). It really put me in a dysphoric mood for the whole film. :/" @AlleeCatBlues I DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER BUT THANK YOUUUUUU @Cosmos_Cookie Lol I guess that's technically correct @PowerOfMelody OMG HOW COULD I FORGET @acornkin Girl abs 😍💦💦 @gwen_no_fear Gwen congratulations You win the Understatement of the Year award "@Valentine__Vale And I LOVE how Amanita and their romance is happy and dreamlike. She's the perfect girlfriend. TOO perfect, but that's the point of the show: It's about joy and pleasure and happiness. Also they're both beyond fucking hot omg" @Lil_UnicornGirl omg your kitty is so pretty!!! 💕 @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie Nomi is my fucking HERO. To the point that my definition of hero (at least when it comes to fictional characters) is completely redefined. No one else comes close. @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie UMMMMMM FIRST INTRODUCTION TO GAY LESBIAN COUPLE INVOLVES A STRAP-ON @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/MRRfVUtN0C @Cosmos_Cookie It's literally the greatest show @emuchaton https://t.co/BIdjcSFHHY @emuchaton No actually it's the opposite of what you just said @ComradeCallie ISN'T IT THE FUCKING BEST!? @sammiep84 You can! :3 @Untangled_Rose 👀👀👀 @sammiep84 Only for those who want to Consent is sexy @norintha Not sure. I think Kaiser still works with a guy in Portland. They're working towards setting up in Colorado but I kinda WANT it to be in Portland given how many trans friends could visit me 💕💕💕 @Untangled_Rose O RLY 👀 "Just passed a guy while I was walking into my doctor's office who practically rubber necked while staring at me. I was THIS CLOSE to blurting out ""Take a picture it'll last longer"" This glasses make me look way more femme but cis people still gonna cis." @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/0h32kuf1Kx @JennyWebtoes @Djw175 Now you can 💕 Just got out of my appointment with my endo. The plan was to talk about getting an orchi later this year. I'm not getting an orchi. BECAUSE I'M GETTING THE FULL GRS!! THIS YEAR PROBABLY IN THE SUMMER I CRIED I WAS SO HAPPY OMG @chaeronaea Why are we like this "Hey new follower with ""sissy"" in your bio: That's a huge turn off/red flag for a lot of trans women. My ""what if trans egg"" policy is keeping me from blocking you but I have my eye on you. Don't be creepy." "@HanabiTori You're fine, no worries 💕💕" "So while there might be logic to that approach, it's insensitive & dangerous for us, and accomplishes very little aside from making us unsafe." "We are not ANYWHERE NEAR the point where it's safe for trans people to allow ""sex"" in casual conversations to apply to our assigned gender. You really think trans women would be safe being known as ""male women""? Trans men and enbies wouldn't have it any easier with that either." *~Friendly reminder~* My gender: Female My sex: FEMALE My dick: FUCKING FEMALE Oh nice it's March! Still basically winter for Colorado but it makes me excited for spring~ 🍀🌼🥀🌹 @Cosmos_Cookie Nice! 💕 (This also can easily apply to sexuality too! I relate it to being trans because that's closer to my heart) """Why do the #Sense8 clusters always awaken as adults? They're all born at the same time. Seems like it's predestined"" Because it was created by two trans women. We're trans from birth but most of us sadly don't figure it out until later in life Queerness is in this show's *DNA*" @Cosmos_Cookie Did that help you hatch? @Valentine__Vale All of our white knights are just eggs lol "@emuchaton Oh of course not. You're the one who always dommes, remember? :P" @rCharlotteSmith @queer_queenie So thirsty :P @d_m_elms Cute! (Why was I @'d? o.o) @rCharlotteSmith @queer_queenie Nuh-uh mine's smaller~ @gnarlyanimal https://t.co/cp8sHYOECa @Djw175 Always~ BREAKING: I'm cute af https://t.co/DN7EKYaFCk "You, a fool: Trans girls are gross Me, wise, horny: More for me! :3" @XylariaVG Fair. @SartreBefore Just ask~ So many cuties love me and i love so many cuties why aren't we all fucking RIGHT NOW? DID YOU KNOW: If you're trans sometimes cute trans girls & enbies will send you pictures of their tits? It's kinda the best "@PixlSheep (I figured, I was just joking heh)" @PixlSheep I mean does it really need ALL those pins? @Kalindlara @Djw175 Can I see ur boobs 👀 @Kalindlara Look I'm a chubby girl I'm sorry :P @OrangeMangudai Floof is so floofy! 💕 "My right nip has gotten a lot darker. I think a major growth spurt is around the corner, which is good because righty has fallen way behind of lefty. There's also a faint sexy-ass vein that's appeared. I'm telling you my tits are have reached a new chapter in their development." @BoringNerdyKate Eternal mood "@PowerOfMelody It just happened, though I had a pair of starter boobies as I've said in the past" @CatJudgement Target 💕 There was a store Mistress & I found called Lush that was just bath bombs & lotion & stuff and they were doing a transgender awareness thing! We had to support that shit! The employees were the best! Boulder is so awesome & queer friendly 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/eQrBTNgTrc I finally got a porg!!! 💕💕💕 https://t.co/vv7zVkMLVn @SartreBefore It's even MORE FUN than online!! 💕 @estrusflask I feel super lucky because my nips never did anything for me before HRT. So this experience gets to be a fully feminine one which is super special 💕 "There was the HOTTEST trans girl working at the tea store tonight, FUCK. Both Mistress and I tried a bit of light flirting but she didn't really reciprocate so we backed off. But she's fucking adorable, ugh. I'm such a transbian." @norintha In an ideal world they'd actually commit to either with or against you know literal Nazis Too much to ask I guess "@Kalindlara @Djw175 Same, but I get all OCD paranoid (I have OCD, this is a symptom) about possible bad outcomes. Them being an egg would be bad because I'd want to help them. My instincts tell me that's not the case here." "@Pixeljade @Djw175 That was my experience as well, yes" "It seems as though Twitter's only really good at suspending Twitter accounts that enough people reported en masse, rather than focusing mostly on marginalized people or Nazis. This doesn't seem so much like a solution as a thing they can point to and call a solution." "@TransitionL83 That's exactly what it is. Cishet white men feel like they're owed oppression. ""Everyone else gets some, why can't WE have some?""" Literally one of the last classes I took before dropping out and coming out as trans was a women's studies class. I was one of I think four perceived men in a class of 12 if I recall? @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara Oh fucking hell they might actually be a chaser GLORIOUS /s Spread the word I guess "@Djw175 BASICALLY THAT, YEAH And sure this could also be egg behavior but at a certain point I just need to feel safe. If they are an egg, I hope they figure out their gender one day, but I can't help them right now." @queer_queenie That's a good reason for that book to be there. @itanimeirl Artist is Togidemi which is shown on the image. Sounds like they have a Facebook account is folks want more. @Djw175 I'm not familiar with it so if you'd find it I'd love to see. "@estrusflask Like at some point I must've seen you follow me, read who you were in your bio, then followed back, then later realized you were banned but forgot about your alt account :P" "@estrusflask Sorry, ""this account"" meant your current account, ie estrusflask. I couldn't think of a better way to word it." "So I might be overreacting but this is still a teachable moment since it could've been easily avoided. By the way the only other tweets of mine they've Liked is me talking about my upcoming orchi. Less skeevy, but bad in the context of the flirting Like." """How do you know that's a cishet man though?"" I don't, but one would think that if this person were a woman or a gay man, they MIGHT have the sense to say so. I considered asking, but I don't really want to converse with someone who has a chance of being just a creepy dude." "Was this Bernie account actually run by a chaser? I don't know, but the wariness I have of cishet men that get too interested in me being sexual or romantic doesn't really care. I'm already creeped out. The damage is done." "No trans woman wants to attract chasers, but it's an especially shitty situation for gay trans women. We'd prefer NO man be interested in us if it were up to us, let alone a creepy one." "A lot of trans women are worried about something we call chasers, who are cishet men who fetishize us. If you can't tell the difference between a progressive cishet man loving trans woman as much as he loves cis women and a gross fetishistic creep, just trust us that it's A Thing" "Okay cishet male allies, gather round to learn why this felt really uncomfortable to me and you might learn something about how to be a less creepy ally. (short thread) https://t.co/yqzbEMUeMa" @PhoinixArt My filter has huge holes in it :P "@BernieGreater Okay. This was basically a ""run by a trans woman or I block them"" situation since the damage was already done. It felt skeevy to have what I'm going to assume (because of your response) is a cishet man Liking a tweet where I flirted with another girl." @Kalindlara But the whole point of Twitter is attention from followers *whines* @spectra_belle Awww thank you 💕 @spectra_belle RIGHT!? I don't how this happened D: "Hey @BernieGreater the whole ""Twitter page supporting Bernie Sanders 2020 that also Likes your flirting and transition tweets"" is a REALLY uncomfortable look unless you yourself are a trans woman." "You ever just want to talk about your most problematic fetishes but then you remember you have 1,200 followers and decide that'd be a risky move or is that just me" @nic_olenomicon Hello I'm also a gay girl and I'd very much have to agree with you there 💕 @Bouthicca I love tortoiseshells so much!! My kitty Takkun is a tortie and while at the shelter I worked at torties had a reputation for being super bitchy she's the chillest kitty in the world 💕 @MagsVisaggs Now I'm thinking about how the mechanics of that would work Thanks? @SartreBefore Block "@AstroTira @actuallyalice Lol, sorry. I'm saying having it the other way would annoy me. Neither way is right or wrong." @AstroTira @actuallyalice It's a very Nintendo design to have Pikachu greet you before opening. And I'm often confused where to open laptops I've never seen before. I need to read the logo or see the design. While it's open I don't really care. "@AstroTira @actuallyalice Basically the idea is Pikachu's face greets you before playing. Otherwise only your friends would ever see. And they can still see it this way too, right before you open it. Pikachu greets all." @AstroTira @actuallyalice There is when you're about to open it. Which is the only time you ever see that part of the casing. @AstroTira @actuallyalice But you don't see the design when it's open... "@JimSterling Same one, actually! (I have the light blue one in a box somewhere as well) https://t.co/GqDzaNo82N" @SartreBefore @ADirtyTrans @Pixeljade Exceedingly 💕 @TheChefPyro Oh my god Chef you post on Twitter!? (This is GreenSalamander) "@norintha I don't, this is fully irrational. It helps it be reminded sometimes, though." "@norintha I like the sound of the sucking thing. I guess like, there's this irrational fear that I'll fuck something up? Like I'll keep squeezing until there's blood? This feels tied to the way blood scares me. But I know that won't happen." OPEN INVITATION TO CHANGE MY MIND BTW I'd much rather this be something that turns me on. I guess the reason I'm so freaked out about the lactation thing is it feels so wrong? It's an ability my body never had before. It's a new place that I can see without a mirror that produces fluid. That's just squicks me out so bad D: I'm not even sure any of that makes sense but that the closest I can come to conveying how it felt. I got way too high a couple nights ago to the point where I had an out-of-body experience where I thought it was funny that the little monkey filled with all those veins had a tiny lil' rectangle she swiped her finger against to give herself a constant drip feed of endorphins. "@estrusflask ALSO HI RORY Somehow forgot we were mutuals on this account and I didn't notice you were permabanned until earlier today. I was like ""who's the wolf avatar they seem nice"" I made some tweets earlier where I talked about how sad I was you were gone D:" @ThatAintMarth I'm sorry. :/ I hope it gets better for you @ThatAintMarth I think FaceApp is the one most people use. I used Snapchat because at the time there was a feminine face filter but they cycle those out all the time. @transwitchlexi As a trans girl who struggles to make a photogenic smile: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS CUTIE "@Comrade_Yui That's a bit better, sure :P" "@Comrade_Yui Anyway, Groot dying could enhance the narrative of the first one, but the second one has been out for almost a year and people assumed he was reborn this whole time." "@Comrade_Yui And I don't care if he ""should shoot it from his butt."" The Hulk gets his powers from a spectrum of LIGHT. Doesn't have to make sense, just be thematically consistent." "@Comrade_Yui Don't get me started on organic webshooters. We'll be arguing for hours. Spider-Man should have spider abilities, not abilities that are shared by a number of other animals + a spider-themed ability he had to artificially create." @norintha Comics were a mistake "Like if this was the intent, why call him Groot? They don't even call him ""Baby Groot"" in the movie. They could have called him ""Groot Jr"" and people might've figured out the rest." @norintha Totally. But it's nice to be able to refer to their artistic intent and comics love them their Word of God and Canon. "@ellle_em omg it's her, we've found her the goodest girl" Not sure how James Gunn can arbitrarily alter one of Groot's main abilities for seemingly no reason or benefit to the narratives to his movies. We still loved them when we thought Groot was reborn. Most people assumed that. It's also how it works in the comics. Why change that? https://t.co/U57zwcZJ07 @ellle_em I didn't know you had a black kitty!! They're gorgeous! 💕 "After Lana came out as trans, people switched from saying ""Wachowski brothers"" to ""Wachowski siblings"" which I thought sounded so clunky. Why not just ""Wachowskis""? Now people are saying ""Wachowskis"" when we have the opportunity to call them ""Wachowski sisters."" Frustrating." "@estrusflask I'd have to see the video myself, but if this guy is cis, I don't blame him for skipping that part. Better to have a trans woman comment on it imo." "Apps that ""swap the gender"" of a person's picture being used by eggs to give them hope: Good, pure, should be protected Cis people using those apps because they think it's super funny: Not okay, makes me feel extremely uncomfortable" @Sabriality That makes sense as I've often felt extremely gay for you~ 💕 @MaxKriegerVG 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔵 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Bit of a weird setup but I guess I'll place my piece here? "@Sabriality I'm gay for every Overwatch girl, I'll admit BUT THIS ONE HAS ARMOR 💦😍💦" "@Kaelyrhn The Tumbler looks neat, but it really only works in the Nolan Universe and there's a reason no one calls it a Batmobile." "@jayne_pea I honestly just forgot they were different. The Burton one very clearly inspired the Timm version. I'd say the Animated one is better, actually! My bad." @strangeofgalway I didn't watch much of it. Didn't hold my interest but I don't think it's terrible. @CaseyExplosion And they want us gone solely because the mere concept of us makes them uncomfortable. Everything would be fine if cis people just calmed the fuck down. @strangeofgalway Then they can have all the fun new flashy designs and graphics they want. Discovery makes no sense. "Hot dogs are sandwiches, cereal is a kind of soup, and pizza is cheesecake." *lesbianing intensifies* https://t.co/luEuhsgrvf @strangeofgalway This is why I want a Trek show that takes place after Voyager so Brent Spiner can finally reprise his role as Data. Also just erasing records in general bothers me. I guess I knew they did that with the users publicly viewed account. Just upsetting to see it happen to a friend. "If they block you? You can still see their DMs. I assume if they're only temporarily suspended same thing, but I haven't tested it. Even if the person broke the rules, why can't we just access what they said in DMs? Like there's information I wanted to grab and now I can't." "One really scary thing I just discovered is that if a person is permanently suspended from Twitter, all record of their existence is expunged, including any DMs you had with them. And group DMs? Anything they said in it erased while the rest remains. It's unsettling." @Drommels_YT I'm guessing this isn't real and that makes me very sad Executive function has been completely turned off as I try to summon the ability to make that tuna melt I was talking about Why Salamander? — As a kid I had a cartoon character I made up named Sal the Salamander. I created him around age 7... https://t.co/jTeRlHoHlq "So this might be old-ish news but it's looking like @RoryWalkerEsq is suspended for good, from what I'm hearing in DMs. Anyone know their new handle, assuming they made one? Anyone know what the suspension is for? #JusticeForRory" "@strangeofgalway He's a lot older. A lot grayer. People are still shocked that his character in Breaking Bad is him. But then, Q can be any age he wants. Anyone complaining about that isn't thinking too hard about it." @butaflye Yep that's them! Thanks for the clarification 💕 #JusticeForRory Overwatch really is The Queerest First Person Shooter #TrueFacts https://t.co/o98Jv7vTm0 There was a mutual I was quite fond of who I can't find anymore. They either blocked me or were like suspended or something but I don't remember their exact username. They were pretty popular in this corner of Twitter. Rory something? "Pretty sure the last thing I want to see from Robert ""Uncomfortably Close To Being Just An Outright Eugenicist"" Chipman is a video where he shares his unpopular opinions. https://t.co/SdIBkBAH4R" @ADirtyTrans @Pixeljade Jen I fucking love you "@norintha Growing up I just about lived on canned tuna. It's practically comfort food, lol" @Pixeljade Just heat them up super slowly DUDE I SHOULD MAKE A TUNA MELT welcome to stoned tweeting btw @ashleyplaysftl Goddess it really is~ @ashiinu @queer_queenie Moira was the most obvious step. Literally every female character in the game can be a contender for first. @queer_queenie Let's be honest it's a significant portion of their playerbase. "No, she's Support. Nevermind." It's looking like Brigitte is going to be another Tank hero which is AWESOME!! Unless I'm forgetting someone that makes more female Tanks than male which is a powerful message. @norintha You're not wrong. It's just that gun nuts don't listen. https://t.co/FogTZQSDwT "@norintha It's fun to laugh at this in response to people wanting to arm teachers, but that's not their end goal. What they want to pass the blame. This is perfectly acceptable in their ideal world as long as they have anyone or anything to blame other than the guns themselves." "Everyone has their favorite half-joking favorite Disney Princess. You might think mine is Princess Leia, given how much I love Star Wars. And you'd be wrong. https://t.co/M4vDBFD0zK" I WILL BE COMING WITH YOUUUUUUU TONIGHT YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANT YOU'RE I HAVE YOU'RE ALL I NEEEEEEED OOOOOH YOUUUU WILL BE SHINING ON MEEEE LIKE A MIDNIGHT SUIN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SET ME FREEEEEEEEEE "Me: Fuck, I don't think there's a single song by The Sounds that I dislike Also me: *listens to Midnight Sun on repeat*" @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/ck0vewb6xT "@queermel No guarantee it'll happen. It's just what keeps me up at night, reasonable or not." "@queermel Doesn't matter who a friend is or what they did. If someone can even kind of reasonably call them a Nazi, suddenly I'm a Nazi. And like, actual Nazis complain about this too. So there's nothing I could do but suffer and lose friends." "@queermel And that wouldn't be a problem if people just blocked and moved on. My biggest fear is I'll be a victim of countless rumors and exaggerations, especially the more followers I get." I'm tempted to make this my avatar. Like there are problems with this picture but I look femme as fuck https://t.co/5mtMAVK3Bh "I really wish I could just list out some problematic friends right here and let my followers unfollow/block/mute accordingly, but again this comes back to my fear of losing friends. I'm kind of paralyzed here. So, sorry in advance." "I'm incapable of making that choice FOR you, though. Technically I'm physically able but this is a failing of mine I fully recognize. If I become a friend with someone before finding out they're problematic, it'll be extremely hard if not impossible for me to cut them out." "This might burn you one day. Yes, YOU, reading this right now. ""I heard Kat is friends with THEM."" Yeah, and you'd best block or mute me if that bothers you. If you're a friend, I'll be extremely sad, but that's life I guess." I can only abandon friends based on my own experiences and on my own time. I can't tell you how long that takes or what that looks like. It's not something I'm in control of. But I value friendship extremely highly. "As paranoid as I am about others deciding one of my friends is an Unforgivable Association and branding me accordingly, I've almost NEVER done that to anyone else. The closest I ever got was warning someone about a problematic person through DMs and honestly it felt really wrong." @MaxKriegerVG @cabel I think it's possible more black holes might come. Like it's fun to dunk on MySpace but at its height no one thought in ten years NOTHING of it would be left. Could something like Twitter and Facebook be next? What about in 30 years? We might lose more. @MaxKriegerVG Oh! Thank you! @pouchedfox Plus given that these characters were created by trans women makes me think there's more to this than a predictable trope. "@pouchedfox True, but I was paying particular attention to the facts that, aside from John Hurt, they're all full beards/mustaches and are gray. Still falls under that trope, but they're hardly Evil Spock goatees." @cabel @MaxKriegerVG Yeah back then you had to very much intentionally bring a camera and take pictures. Even if a shitty disposable camera took enough foresight to know you'd want to take pictures of a shopping mall. Now everyone has a camera and we take pictures of EVERYTHING. @MaxKriegerVG You mentioned in the Metreon thread about how you'd talk about that later in the thread but I assumed you forgot? It's really depressing. I just want more 90's kids to be aware of this intentional homage. https://t.co/z65CCcdSzn @ownedkittyfaye omg I'd hire you in a second you cutie "But that's only a relevant argument to the choir. To agree with that defense you need the understanding and experience of how life works. It sounds condescending, but it's the only way to phrase it. Otherwise they can just say, ""Well I say the same about guns so there!""" "So that's why ""People would try to perform abortions anyway, almost certainly dangerously"" is said so often. Because the rest of us understand that real life is fucking complicated and not every almost-human can be born. It sucks, but we don't live in a Disney movie FFS." "There was an immensely popular tweet a few months back where someone laid out this basic scenario: There's a fire and you can ONLY save EITHER a small child OR a case of 1,000 human embryos. EVERYONE would save the child. EVEN pro-lifers. The whole debate is a fucking joke." Basically both sides think the other side has an inaccurate view of how the world works. This gets even worse when talking about abortion. You think gun nuts live in a fantasy world? Try parsing out the logic of a pro-lifer. "I noticed this after spending years using that defense for weed then realizing gun nuts were saying the same thing about THEIR preferred Thing To Defend. But like, weed being available to everyone is not a comparable scenario to guns being available to everyone." "The argument of ""People are gonna do it anyway"" can be said in response to an attempt outlaw pretty much everything: - Weed - Abortion - Guns - Fucking murder It's an issue of how dangerous we feel NOT outlawing said [thing] is." @ChaKatKimber Why did you need that? o.o "@Danilizabe We're having a fun discussion about this elsewhere in the thread, lol https://t.co/fSPYtxwmW6" @odinsdream NICE "@queer_queenie For most of the summer of 2016 I felt I was asexual. It turned out I was experiencing a kind of slow death of my libido/sexuality due to unacknowledged dysphoria. Having sex with the wrong parts kind sucks (for me, at least). But it helped to able to explore that." "@odinsdream Also, Death of the Author and all that. It's Blanchard. It's canon now." @odinsdream That's one of those rumors that I think it's best we all just treat as 100% fact forever. Like literally what harm will come from assuming that was the intent. "Also throw in a dash of ""Oh god I never want to age into an old man"" that a LOT of late-transitioning trans women feel for good measure. Not that that's what this is. But it definitely is." I'm not saying this is the direct result of trans women/their past egg selves literally vilifying the results of testosterone but I'm not not saying it either @ChaKatKimber I don't know what an endoscopy is. I'm sensing a dislike of older men with beards from the Wachowskis Call it a hunch https://t.co/bjcXHdRXOG "It works for now, at least. It won't work forever. These little tricks I find rarely do." New trick for combating intrusive thoughts: I can't help but picture Whispers from #Sense8 when they hit and that somehow takes their power away (partly because of how much Will rearranged his face at the end of season 2) @cordy_fox That's an interesting parallel. I'm an artist and I feel that a ton. @ChaKatKimber Weight redistribution is only just baaaaaarely happening for me and it's super exciting to notice. :3 @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber *big hugs offered* Having the wrong hormones is fucking torture. I'm so sorry. "@ChaKatKimber Yeah knowing the difference and how you should feel must make it worse. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I hope you get back to your ""normal"" soon. :/" "@cordy_fox I know none of that is true, but try telling that to my anxiety." "@cordy_fox But having the realization that I didn't have ""real"" dysphoria until after doctors took me seriously makes that little monkey on my back that tells me lies and tries to destroy me every day tell me that I couldn't possibly be really trans & this is all just made up by me." "@cordy_fox Note the words ""consciously"" and ""knowingly."" Looking back I can identify moments in my life that were obviously dysphoria but at this time I didn't know it was. I suspect if I were to go off HRT my dysphoria would remain. I've given the monster a name, so it has more power." "@cordy_fox ok I basically didn't consciously have what most would describe as dysphoria before starting HRT. Some definitions of dysphoria include ""wanting to be another gender"" & I had that. Actual anguish from being the wrong gender I did not knowingly experience until after starting HRT" @ChaKatKimber I will admit though I do have a morbid curiosity as to what it feels like. How did it feel to get T back in your system? "@cordy_fox The answer to that question is a source of anxiety for me because it exacerbates the impostor syndrome we all suffer from. Despite you likely being able to deduce what my answer is at this point, I'd like to know why you're asking." "@ChaKatKimber I never want that to happen. Catastrophes happen all the time and while I can't predict how I might lose access to Spiro, I never, EVER want to risk it. Luckily my endo is AWESOME and wants to help me get this done literally as soon as my insurance allows it." @cordy_fox why do you ask "@MattyFranklyn You'll recall that for a solid decade+ all we got was Move Devastator, Energon combiner re-releases and fucking Power Core Combiners. It really did seem like our assumptions about what Hasbro could not do were true." "@cordy_fox But like, that's irrational. You're fine. I fight those thoughts. Just gotta live with the frustration." "@cordy_fox It's not that I never had feelings like this, it's that I never had days where I just felt like this all fucking day. Like to describe some symptoms here, I'm really, irrationally frustrated that you're just calling it anxiety to the point that I want to delete this whole thing." "@MattyFranklyn This was also used to explain why we never got combiners that didn't look like shit while also having individual robot modes. The egineering required wouldn't be allowed by Hasbro, we were either told or assumed. Thus, third parties picked up the slack. Then Metroplex happened." "@MattyFranklyn I got into TF collecting around 2006 or so. The apocrypha that was assumed to be gospel was that toys bigger than Unicron were impossible due to Hasbro's strict rules about breakage. Falling from a certain height, no toy can break into pieces a child can choke on." @MattyFranklyn Remember when Transformers collectors spent hundreds of dollars on accessories for this thing because we thought this was the best combiner/version of this character we were ever going to get "It's one of those days where I'm frustrated by everything, I feel frozen in place & just a complete and unshakable sense of anguish punctuates every moment. This has to be a hormonal thing. I get these days every so often. Like is my body just THAT convinced I'm a woman or what" @ZTheVampire END VIOLENCE AGAINST BUNS "@TransTwill It's rare in that it was never released again. The closest we got was the 3DS version, but even if you ignore the graphical update they still mirrored the whole game to change it up even more. It DOES make for an interesting challenge, but it makes it a completely different game." The dreams I dream The song I sing for you They're coming from my heart Is my message getting through? You know it hurt so bad Just like I knew that it would But I'd do it again I'd do it again if I could Do it again if I could @stolenoc After Zootopia Disney wants to keep that sweet Furry market. I'm excited for this movie but THAT POOR BUNNY D: https://t.co/2ziHvukxzw "When you own as many copies of OoT as I do (it's kinda ridiculous), an actual rarity is, well, rare. This particular version of Master Quest only exists in this format in the states and I'm proud to own it. https://t.co/jitgvG7kx4" "Me: I'm awake before 8am. Plenty of time to take a shower & shave everything. Also me: But then I'd have to touch the parts of me I hate and I'm barely holding back dysphoria as it is. *narrator's voice* This continued all day, ensuring nothing got done." She seems like a lovely person and to be honest I wouldn't have said anything had she not given that weaksauce excuse. "Add ""cishet"" before ""guys"" them replace ""women"" with ""vagina owners"" or of you want to keep it more humorous maybe ""literally anyone with a vagina"" Succictness and flow of language is often a barrier but the actual reason is you didn't think of it. Just say that. https://t.co/QFFxZI4hv2" "Don't need dysphoria today We're not interested, please go away Please" "@deathpigeon But Vikky then it's not a snappy, quippy comeback How are we gonna own the libs otherwise" @ComradeCallie Are you taking signups because I need one of those days too D: "@deathpigeon That's true, but they're likely operating on Hitchens' Law so they feel justified in meeting (perceived) bullshit with bullshit." @ellle_em @AnaMardoll Jesus Christ that's... I'm so sorry :/ @cordy_fox Lol that's not TMI imo That's hot/cute af "@jayne_pea The plot is he goes through the internet, not games" @jayne_pea But with a much higher pedigree. First one is my favorite Disney movie. I have faith this'll be a fun one. @BoringNerdyKate Saaaaaame. If only the human brain could take it. @__code_witch It's remarkable the courage you find once you take that first small step. I really wish I started sooner. @Lookin4Serenity Literally voring a shortstack @cordy_fox Oh fuck I'm going to ask my endo about going on progesterone tomorrow and if it makes this even more intense that'll be AWESOME~ @ellle_em It's super surreal seeing this as someone who prefers to date trans women almost exclusively and also really dislikes even being near guns. People are weird. @__code_witch I can't fucking wait. I'm getting on a waitlist as soon as my insurance will let me @BoringNerdyKate Fucking on Molly is the absolute best! It's been too long for me as well~ 💕 @transwitchlexi *offers hugs* "@Cosmos_Cookie Look at you, acting like you can resist it~" @Cosmos_Cookie This was cropped perfectly for a nice reveal 💕 https://t.co/iMtezXFO5w "@BernieGreater Are you asking if someone can be a vagina or penis donor? No, sadly it doesn't work that way. It all comes from parts I already have. I'll have basically all the same parts as a cis girl minus a uterus. I'll even have a functioning clit!" @emuchaton Oh you should do that then "I know it's super hard to know what to say in reply to sad tweets and I know it can feel like Liking it looks like you're not listening but this is my formal announcement that if you Like a tweet of mine that's me being sad or depressed, I will ALWAYS interpret Likes as support." This is high art. I want this screenshot framed in a museum. https://t.co/pK7JrQYdBQ @ComradeCallie @SartreBefore Bad kissers are the ones who barely move their mouths of tongues. I feel like as long as you're into it you'll do fine I wanna play with Mistress so badly but lately I've gotten super weepy turning into sobbing ruining the mood but I still wanna fuck but I can't because all I can do is cry and I ride those circular thoughts until Mistress falls asleep and I HATE IT. @Cosmos_Cookie DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS (But honestly same) Hey turns out I want an orchi before getting GRS because I'm terrified of testosterone and I never want to risk the possibility of having that shit in me again. GRS waiting lists are insane let's chop these girls off plz @SartreBefore SO good @waitworry I have no idea but I'm never going to again FUCK It's becoming increasingly difficult to avoid grabbing my tits while masturbating. Like I've talked for weeks now about how sensitive that are but it just keeps getting better 💦 I wanna start wearing more skirts @00d4n1 Extremely @emuchaton https://t.co/VjPRLVdP7f @emuchaton Gosh same 💦 @TransitionL83 So jealous~ @emuchaton If you're looking for volunteers to use your dick on~ 💦 @TransitionL83 BIG MOOD I'd love it if Mistress hypnotized me 💦 @TransitionL83 Though I'm sure it's even more intense for you 💕 @TransitionL83 RIGHT?! @ADirtyTrans Goddddddddd I need this in my life @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @CrystalAlondite Omg same! 💕 @CrystalAlondite @rCharlotteSmith Yeah Charlotte we need more steamy details @spectra_belle @every_lesbian To what? "@queer_queenie Jokes aside, how about we don't burn books. Seems like bad look you know" Lol I knew the strap-on would work! Let me know what you think 💕 https://t.co/gGKjOwVd7c "@sovietblobfish POV character just changes once, I believe." @yrgynoidgalpal RIGHT!? (RIGHT?!) @TransitionL83 Hey Ellie. Guess what the main character is named~ @Cosmos_Cookie Two reasons: I'm still a little creeped out by it. I could see that changing I wanted comments like yours :P Pro: Playing with boobers is fun while masturbating Con: Still lactating >_< "And holy shit the way two dommes speak to the POV character just makes me weak at the knees. The author makes my exact fantasies come true, fuuuuuuck 💦" "The basic structure of the story is super well-worn if you're a fan of MC stuff, but the perspectives it writes from is pretty novel. The ending twist that the POV character is the one who gets MC'd first to be shown to her not-yet-MC'd friend was super cool!" "If you're into hypnotism/mind control stuff, are subby, and/or want your erotic stories to only star women, I just found the best story this site has had in months: https://t.co/oIVHbOYkrg" *monster truck commercial voice* You'll pay for the whole 6 settings vibrator BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEDGE "@MattyFranklyn @RealDorianDawes The Fly II, the sequel no one needed, but we all kind of appreciate exists." literally me https://t.co/4GeL1GoU6X @emuchaton Yum~ "1. Feraligatr 2. Haunter 3. Tyrantrum 4. Krookodile 5. Honhkrow I have a type and it's alligators, dinosaurs & spooky shit https://t.co/n5dLwlTcss" "@norintha More like a """"""phase""""""" "@strangeofgalway I do! So, I watched all of #Sense8 RIGHT before I got my new glasses so smaller details escaped me, but Mistress tells me Nomi has a power button tattoo on the back of her neck. Both Mistress and I will be getting that tattoo 💕" "@FeliFaun It's the worst-kept secret on Trans Twitter, lol 💕" @00d4n1 Awww thanks 💕 "Looking at my phone while taking this pic was a huge ""Oooooh fuck that's a girl! That's ME"" moment. It never gets old!" "My hair is a mess and I need to shave, but I look cute af so who cares https://t.co/Ka7Xf4DzFE" "What do you mean ""obsessed""? #Sense8 https://t.co/DjhLLS44oo" @mysticfaechild lol https://t.co/20TcLdzpS4 @Valentine__Vale Yes yes~ @ChaKatKimber You should watch the show if you haven't already :3 @Guestyperson @RantingF @ContraPoints I've also needed a gif of this on more than one occasion. "@kateinmadcity @IAmWeCampaign @Global_Cluster @sense8dailys @sense8united @ponchohd I'll devour every video I can find, I'm sure. I know for a trans women, especially a famous trans woman, ESPECIALLY a famous trans woman who created modern classics BEFORE she transitioned, it must be hard to not just hide away from the public. But I love her to pieces." "@MagsVisaggs I feel the same way about my ex-fiance. There was love I miss that I want back, yet I never want to see her again and I think she was really bad for me. I don't understand how both those feelings can exist in my heart, but they do." "@kateinmadcity @IAmWeCampaign @Global_Cluster @sense8dailys @sense8united @ponchohd Gotta love how it opens with Lana going, ""Hey, I never do any appearances and I have zero presence on social media, but I talk too much so I'm going to pass it off to these fellas"" It's like NO LANA PLEASE TALK ALL YOU WANT YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO" @kateinmadcity @IAmWeCampaign @Global_Cluster @sense8dailys @sense8united @ponchohd THANK YOU!! You know how Futurama got canceled TWICE but kept coming back because the fans wouldn't let it die? Let's do that for #Sense8 @kateinmadcity @IAmWeCampaign @Global_Cluster @sense8dailys @sense8united @ponchohd Is the whole livestream available anywhere? @kateinmadcity @IAmWeCampaign @Global_Cluster @sense8dailys @sense8united @ponchohd Well then let's keep fighting! (If the special doesn't have Nomi's wedding I'll be a very sad tran though) Oh fuck yes! THAT gives me hope. At least Lana's on board (I mean how could she not be but I needed to know that). And it also means the 2 hour special leaves room for another season. That's awesome!! https://t.co/2Cn3YxgCgb "@Kalindlara OH I get it, lol. I mean if you just want me to get you all wet & sticky I'm always willing to help with that, hon 💕" @Kalindlara Then every fictional character is gay. Or whatever sexuality you want them to be. Because it's fiction and we're the fans. "@kateinmadcity @IAmWeCampaign @Global_Cluster @sense8dailys @sense8united My concern is I don't know where the production is at. Has the finale been written? We might have a chance, scripts can be re-written. Has it been FILMED? Are they currently filming? Not likely we can do much. And honestly I'm afraid to look it up >_>" LRT if someone comes in with that stupid Ed Edd & Eddy meme saying how believing fictional characters are gay somehow hurts queer people I'm going to find whoever posted it and throw eggs at their house. @the_moth_reborn You should see the second one! It's even better than before and it tells way more of Nomi's story (these screenshots are from seasons 2). "Sense8 is doing something similar to me that that story did. It speaks to something in my soul in a way I'm still recovering from. I'm a little depressed that I had to leave that universe. I want a ""sequel"" of sorts. But this time unfortunately there's nothing I can do..." "And it was, but only because I dropped the ""pretending"" part. I AM a girl. Unfortunately I didn't figure that out for another 4+ years. My life was just hectic enough for me to not have the time to process how I was feeling until late 2016." "There was a sense of ""Okay, time to grow up now."" I've spoken about this before, but because I saw ""pretending"" to be a girl something of a gross fetish, and because I was finally moving out, I felt this had to be the last time I did such a thing." "And I actually felt a bit better (gee I wonder what that means 🤔), but this was RIGHT before I was set to move from California to Colorado. I was finally going to be able to move out from my parents' house at just shy of 25 and move in with my sister." "I was EXTREMELY depressed in the following days. In hindsight, I know this was due to dysphoria. And I know that because one of the ways I tried to make myself feel better was something I hadn't done for years until that point: I found a chat room to ""pretend"" to be a girl in." "I actually emailed the author and asked if a sequel might happen. She said she had thought about one, and didn't want to leave it off the table entirely, but that she didn't have plans. That was as good as a ""no"" for me." "I was fucking DEVASTATED when the story was over. It actually had an ending as I recall, but it was a love story, so of course it ended on a ""happily ever after"" for the two kinky, transhumanist lesbians, and I wished desperately to part of that ever after." "Your AI is usually the same gender you are, but I believe the story mentions that some people get differently-gendered AIs. That REALLY spoke to me. The idea of a woman in my head that knows me and loves me in a way no one else could." "Our heroine's AI, who also identifies as female, eventually chooses the name Winter because of what beautiful images enter her host's mind when that word is said. That's the kind of sappy story this was, for context." "A completely separate entity that lives in your head and knows your every thought and can even take control of your body if it needs to. Sounds scary, and it starts that way of course, but this is a love story, believe it or not." "The interesting wrinkle however, the wrinkle that kept me reading all night long into the early hours of the morning despite the lack of any hardcore sex, is that each latex suit has its own AI within it." "The story involved a city where, instead of prison, convicted people were put into sensory-depriving latex suits (I just felt a sudden disturbance in the timeline as if a thousand subby mutuals just softly gasped :P). We follow the story of a wrongfully accused woman (more gasps)" "There was a story I read back in early 2012, years before I came out. It was a loooooong erotic fiction story that was... kinda weird really, but it spoke to me and it almost hatched me. I was so close to getting it." @the_moth_reborn You should watch the show if you haven't already! It's on Netflix. Just put on the first episode and I'm sure you'll be hooked. @KitsuneAlicia Happy birthday cutie 💕 "@spectra_belle Out in December! BBTS has the worst prices, but here's some basic info: https://t.co/iw7Mi7i7iI" FUCK YEAH WIDOWMAKER FIGMAAAAAAAA https://t.co/5xUZJM86uz I don't even know what this is from but I need one now. https://t.co/i8G5Tqn3pR "I'm willing to bet before she awakened as a Sensate, Sun never even THOUGHT about trans women. But now, in a way, she IS one. It's instant, complete empathy. That's so fucking beautiful and amazing. Humanity could really use this kind of power." "You think Sun doubts Nomi's gender for even a second? Fuck, ALL 8 of them know this guy's being a fucking creeper bigot." One thing I love about #Sense8 is how the individual characters in the cluster never have to suffer for long because the other 7 ALWAYS have their back. https://t.co/o26KeEjm4x @Gretchen822 @reedhastings @tedsarandoss #Sense8 needs as many seasons as it wants. It deserves it all. "This is one of those shows you get a tattoo for. Now I know how all you Firefly fans feel. I'll probably be pounding this drum 20 years from now, long past a reasonable expectation for its return, non-fans looking at me like I'm crazy. Still wishing an impossible wish." I just know I can't let go of such a beautifully queer show with a fundamentally queer message co-starring a trans woman who has become my fucking HERO without complaining about it on Twitter until my mind gets over the pain of being ripped from that world. "And fuck, I have no idea how the Wachowskis or anyone in the cast or crew feel. Maybe they're tired. It's been like four years. Maybe they don't want to fight for anything more than the finale they've been given. They probably can't. Nothing anyone can do." "I recognize though that my desire for more #Sense8 is very selfish. Like, this is a universe that could be ""rebooted"" easily with a new cluster. But I don't want a new cluster. You think we'll get another gay trans woman in a new cluster?" I don't know what kind of room #Sense8 needs to tell its story. Maybe it only needs 1/6th of a third season to finish things off. I just know I'm still fucking RECOVERING for being immersed in that world and I want more. "The silly thing is, it's not like I waited 5 years after it aired or anything. I caught #Sense8 only a year after it's most recent season concluded. If they were just chugging along business as usual, they'd probably be filming the 3rd season. I'm not late to the party." "Seriously though the season 2/3 peak happened with Game of Thrones & My Little Pony. I'm sure there are plenty of others, but I don't watch much TV so my own personally experienced examples aren't very numerous You have to do something really special to get me to love a TV show" Conventional wisdom: It usually takes a bit of time for a show to reach massive popularity. Around season 2 or 3 it'll start gaining traction @netflix: So what you're saying is #Sense8 needs 1/6th of a 3rd season and then it's over Conventional wisdom: ... @LizzyWyrd Sure! The main reason I said Pinkie tho was because she has a deadname and a past version of herself she'd rather not go back to. @emuchaton is your tub even big enough @SartresStash It's just gals being pals! (IT'S SO WET THOUGH) (THERE'S A FUCKING SPLATTER) (THIS SHOW IS MY EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING) "To any sapphic trans women reading my tweets who remain unconvinced that they should watch #Sense8, I present you this screenshot presented without comment as I believe it speaks for itself: https://t.co/hg7Mjrd7cc" @SartreBefore bc hornt @SartreBefore I mean just gosh g g girls @Cosmos_Cookie Sounds fake @queermel WE DO AND IT'S THE FUCKING BEST @GuildingLilly RIGHT? How can they get it this wrong? @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie SUPER HELLA GAY "The first grammatically correct thing my phone suggested was ""be a girl."" Not ""be,"" literally ""be a girl."" Even my phone knows I'm queer" fellas is it gay to be a girl https://t.co/Qk5v4jpiI8 @ADirtyTrans OMG nice boobs 💕 The #Sense8 finale better have two things: - Nomi & Amanita's BEAUTIFUL WEDDING - Nomi giving birth to a cluster. IT HAS TO BE NOMI AND YOU KNOW WHY After about 30 seconds of deliberation I've decided to watch all of it again immediately. #Sense8 I got confused. I wasn't watching episode 11. I was watching episode 12! I waited until tonight to watch the final episode before finding out... that's it. That was one HELL of a season finale but I want more! Noooo! #Sense8 "@stormsmaycome @tgjessica420 Nomi is my fucking hero more than any other fictional character. And I love a lot of those, lol." "@cailin_addison If I had an adult I trusted tell me that wanting to be a girl means I get to be a girl I would've transitioned at 12, no question." My new glasses came in!! 💕👓💕 https://t.co/liK8FDoDYz @waitworry @SecretGamerGrrl Ah. Figured. @SecretGamerGrrl What show? It's all just lost to time and unreliable memories. What I wouldn't give to talk to younger me. Be reminded how I justified not transitioning. Try to understand why I didn't do it sooner. "Honestly the one place that comes to mind where I would have admitted that is 4ch*n (I'm a much different person now but I used to frequent it quite a bit 10+ years ago). But, as you may or may not know, they purposely don't keep records of their posts." The number of places I was willing to admit that I wanted to be a girl (which I believed at the time was strictly a fetish at best because I didn't think I had dysphoria) were few and far between. I wish there was a place I could find that saved what I was saying about my relation to my gender back when I was deep in egg mode. I'd love to read it. There's a message board I frequented as a teenager but what it has saved from back then is incomplete. I love that this is a toy we're getting in 2018. It'll be on store shelves. Children will ask their parents for it. Fucking Hun-Grrr. Amazing. https://t.co/FBdTEmhtE0 "@transfilmtheory I mean, if you say so, but I'd certainly love to see more if the cutie taking the pictures was willing 💕" "@transfilmtheory Oh my, hello~ 💕💦💞" "@anarchopupgirl Yeah, but... I'd wear those pins even still. The joke is instantly hilarious to most(?) trans women." @anarchopupgirl Pretty sure finding out about these buttons is an important and inevitable step in every trans girl's journey 💕 (I want one too. So bad.) @Lessons2history Oooh where'd you order it from? "Hey @mikeyface, I'm sure you have a ton on your plate already, and I bet I'm not the first to suggest this, but if you weren't planning to already, you should do an episode on #Sense8. I'd love to hear your thoughts on it and see the word of mouth on this show spread even more." @ASecretRobin Can confirm: Extremely cute 💕 Source: am gay "@NatalieChills I've had it spoiled wide open for me (I chose to see spoilers in this case). Love what it does, but I don't enjoy adventure games very much." @NatalieChills @stormsmaycome @tgjessica420 #Sense8 is the culmination of the same story the Wachowskis have been trying to tell for almost 20 years. There should be countless video essays about this. Articles upon articles pouring over every detail. You should not miss this if you've ever liked ANY of their previous work @NatalieChills I cried during Men In Black 3 of all things because of that. Gets me every time. I'll do everything I can to spread the word 💕 https://t.co/sp6P9ZmT7V #Sense8 is the best show ever made. #truefacts https://t.co/IN3sQiAPGm "@stormsmaycome @tgjessica420 If you can, if you're free at the moment, watch it now. Like, right now. You'll be hooked by the first episode. Regardless of when you watch it, let me know! I'd love to hear I encouraged new fans to try it. 💕" @tgjessica420 @stormsmaycome If you're trans you owe it to yourself to watch it. One of the main characters is a trans lesbian and the whole premise and message is very obviously and intentionally written for and by queer people. [Major #Sense8 spoilers] Hoooooly shit the ending to season 2 episode 11 is so fucking good! The cluster is finally together! I screamed at the TV (in a GOOD way) when Whispers realized Will was actually there in the room. This show is indescribably amazing. @emuchaton EMU I THINK YOU'RE LYING OMG NOMI & AMANITA PROPOSED TO EACH OTHER THIS SHOW IS EVERYTHING #Sense8 Signed and chipped in some money as well. Anything to help this show. https://t.co/EpULwASVXk "Thanks for the love, @Sense8World 💕 https://t.co/MwDSAsi3PA" "@BustyChubbyBirb @itsviviactually Well like Fernando said, ""Art, like life, is full of risk, and that's beautiful."" At least we got what we did. And it was beautiful and special and so, so important." @BustyChubbyBirb @itsviviactually It's always money. This show is more important than that. "@ExistentialEnso Autocorrect made ""beast"" into ""breast."" Apologies." @KitsuneAlicia @ExistentialEnso That was my autocorrect. I don't know that I'm super comfortable having that be read as a joke. I'm not cool with making breast-related jokes about trans men. @BustyChubbyBirb @itsviviactually I know. I wrote a bit about that here. It's not fair. https://t.co/ACCflaTYYO "@ExistentialEnso Did your 1st puberty involve a lot of T? You'll always be a hulking beast that'll overpower any woman, hormones can't change that. E-based 1st puberty? Hormones will turn you into a hulking breast that'll overpower any man." @ExistentialEnso Leave it to the patriarchy to think testosterone is this magical superdrug that cannot be stopped. @itsviviactually I've lost track of how many people have already told me Sense8 led them to hatch and accept they were trans. Representation is so fucking important. "@itsviviactually It speaks directly to my soul. It celebrates art, life, queerness and so much more in ways I'm still trying to parse out. I can't assume anyone who hasn't seen it will love it like I do, but for me: Sense8 is the best show ever made." @Lessons2history I hope you can have the relationship you both need before it gets any worse. If it gets worse 💕 "(That's not to say you have to be trans to enjoy the show but for me it speaks to me on a deep, almost religious level BECAUSE I'm trans)" "I'm so, so sorry for not watching this show sooner. It deserves SO much more than a 2 hour finale. I heard about it when it was airing. I wasn't out until September 2016, but I could've watched the 2nd season when it was new. This show deserves more than the reception it got" "The 1-2 punch of Nomi's dad saying ""Get your hands off my daughter"" and Will's dad drying in a single episode has just about destroyed me emotionally. I might need a break from binging Sense8 for a bit." @Lessons2history I'm sorry. *offers hugs* "This is the episode where Will's dad died. I didn't know that when I posted that pic. And I thought I was sobbing before. This episode is really rough. Beautiful, but rough." @Lessons2history Is he accepting? My dad died long before I came out. This was scientifically designed to make me cry. Okay I'm sobbing https://t.co/uTrPY3t1Ys @maritronsbian @gayhackerwitch @TransitionL83 You should watch it now! 💕 @ExistentialEnso Once again it's an argument that assumes as a given that what's being discussed isn't a big deal. Feminism or social justice or diversity or whatever this guy's stupid beef was doesn't matter to him in his privilage bubble so surely everyone thinks it! The Right loves to do this @rCharlotteSmith CUTE "@MorganRayHess @CallumCarmichae @ClassicCommie Ah yes, Arrested Development. My favorite movie." "@ZJemptv ""I can't prove it because something something shadowy trans cabal"" Ah yes an unfalsifiable premise. It's perfect." @spectra_belle How many McDonald's counters do you have to stand on to get some? @rCharlotteSmith I do try 💕💕💕 Pinkie Pie is trans PS translesbians is not a word Some of us use a similar word but I'd much rather you stay in the dark about that. "Trust me, cis people, you're not THAT interesting to us. Please stop obsessing over us. It's creepy. A lot of us are doing fine in our love lives without any of you. I know it's difficult to not be jealous 😘" Get over yourselves. I know you're not used to not being the center of attention but the only reason trans people have a problem with you is because of the pressures cis people collectively put on *us* "How can we not? Do you have ANY idea what finding out who you are, who you REALLY are after so many years of being lost does to you? It completely resets your life. Theres a joy & excitement that's indescribable Why NOT share that experience with someone going through the same?" "FUCKING. WOW. Cis people listen to be very carefully and know the following words are truer than you could possibly imagine: You haven't got the *first* clue about who we are. A LOT of gay trans women not only date & marry other trans women, they PREFER them to cis women. https://t.co/bX7Ddxf9GR" @ZJemptv Why do they want stir this shit up? Why do they insist on hurting us? This is part of why Sense8 feels so much like a Queer story first and foremost. https://t.co/vkwYYLbFkT @TransitionL83 It IS great and I'll need to watch it 20 times 💕💕💕 The future is queer I will ABSOLUTELY make a point to listen to this thank you so much! 💕 https://t.co/dyrrx7QPon Polyam relationships are just boneless clusters send tweet If I awaken as a Sense8 y'all gotta promise you'll believe me #Sense8 excites me in the way I used to get energized by media I loved as a kid. I want to LIVE in this world. I never want this story to end 💕 First thought: We're seriously fucking doing this Second thought: Yeah I guess the directors of V For Vendetta creating a story with a heavy hacker subplot would have to comment on Anonymous at least once. Fair. https://t.co/1EZjBjuleK "@SartresStash @Cosmos_Cookie @strangeofgalway I mean I'm willing to try, dammit. The only obstacle is the Atlantic Ocean D:" "Because I'm a forgetful subby bitch sometimes, for the past 3 weeks I've taken my HRT only 6 out of the 7 days (in other words 18/21 days). 200mg of Spiro & 6mg of Estradiol. I can't keep forgetting but does anyone think I'll experience a noticeable change in hormone levels? :/" "@Cosmos_Cookie @SartresStash @strangeofgalway Our jaws drop because we want it stuffed in our mouths, honestly~ 💕" @Cosmos_Cookie @strangeofgalway I'd rather not bet my ass in this one case without a lot more practice and a ton of lube :P @Cosmos_Cookie @strangeofgalway Is fathom the name of your giant tentacle dong because that name is PERFECT for it "I think I'm incapable of NOT pronouncing butthole ""buth olè"" At a certain point you just have to relent and let the mom jokes take over. They're in control now." @Cosmos_Cookie @strangeofgalway Real talk I'd go to McDonald's way more often if they offered adult happy meals with free sex toys :V @00d4n1 @ExistentialEnso Oh GOD yes :3 @Cosmos_Cookie This is high art "@ExistentialEnso It's really incredible what they can do. I was thinking about this recently in relation to genitals, weirdly enough. There is a distinct & *extremely* important difference between a guy's crotch & a girl's crotch. We're not just calling 'em girlcocks because it's hot." "@TransitionL83 God what I wouldn't give to experience that. You recommended Sense8 to me too, right? I should have watched it sooner!!" @waitworry It is. I highly recommend the second season so far (I just finished episode 3) @OmaceHero @ComradCapacitor For some it might be. @ComradCapacitor @OmaceHero https://t.co/rRIm90SZB4 I've been awake for something like 30 hours watching Sense8 and I think my exhaustion has finally caught up with me. I'm going to sleep after this current episode to dream queer transbian dreams~ 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 @RachelTheParrot It's around episode 6 of season 1 I believe. And yeah the hospital stuff gave me a lot to think about. I shared some of my thoughts here: https://t.co/hAL2yYAF7R @SartresStash Talking about the show Sense8 💕 "SECOND CLUSTER ORGY I REPEAT, WE HAVE A SECOND CLUSTER ORGY AND IT'S EVEN HOTTER THAN THE FIRST ONE" "Okay, um, almost 2pm and NOW we've finished the first season. I assumed it was 8 episodes per season >_> https://t.co/4uSH6g9vPi" "@Cosmos_Cookie It's the same rules with any kitty, really. If they're on top of you you can't get up :P" "But she can't control how she feels about it. She feels, on some level, like her son died. That's valid. I just want her to *hear* me for once, instead of just listening." - The new me isn't *dead*. I'm alive. I'm right here. I'm so excited to start the *real* relationship I have with My mother. As mother & *daughter*. I need her to *see* me. I'm right here and I'm hurting and I need her to understand. - The old me wasn't *me*. I know she loved me dearly but it feels like she's telling me the mask I was wearing that was killing me slowly & painfully was who she really loved. My mom accepts that I'm trans and doesn't think it's evil or wrong. She tells me my transition has been like a grieving process for her. It's taken me almost a year to parse out why this is so painful to hear. @itsviviactually I'M SO EXCITED So Quiplash at @Captain_V_Smith's place last night was fun https://t.co/JSU4VDdxAw "I am having the queerest Sunday morning as I'm lying in bed binging Sense8 while the greatest, sexiest woman in the world is making omelettes for us~ How is this my life!?!? 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 @SteampunkPenny" Just saw the museum scene. I loved it and it just about destroyed me. There is a LOT going on in that scene on a meta level with what it says about art & love. And of course Nomi's story is crushing to listen to. But very therapeutic all the same. https://t.co/71tQHcY605 @AliceAvizandum Cishet guy? No way. Update: It is nearly 10am and I've only finished the first season. Not stopping yet! https://t.co/zbFMLawJwZ "@Cosmos_Cookie I think if it's a super clueless cis person, you'd probably do way more good than harm explaining a couple things. But I definitely understand wanting to stay in your lane, so to speak. I usually try to do the same." @NeitherNora https://t.co/qpUFe5SdGG @Lessons2history CANNOT WAIT @Lessons2history @Cosmos_Cookie I'm 7 episodes in and it's already one of my favorite shows I'm not sure it's possible to watch those scenes as a trans person and not cry. It's awesome that it hatched you though! I bet the Wachowskis would be delighted to hear that 💕💕💕 https://t.co/AaxDb3OSah @Grizzlei I know!! It's the best!! @Grizzlei RIGHT?! https://t.co/LvoTu52Ape CLUSTER ORGY LOST TRACK OF WHICH EPISODE OF SENSE8 I WAS ON BUT IT'S THE ONE WITH THE CLUSTER ORGY THIS SHOW IS EVERYTHING Sense8 is a more perfected Cloud Atlas with layers of metatextuality and a trans lesbian protagonist directed by the Wachowskis. It feels like it was MADE for me and I don't know why I didn't watch it sooner. "In a meta sense, the show Shared with the audience how powerless we as trans people can feel, how unfair and senseless cis people can be towards us. I'm only... well shit I lost track but maybe 6 episodes in? And I'm already fucking amazed." "Showing Nomi's actual, literal (likely traumatic at times) transition in the same amount of time wouldn't really have been possible. But a short arc about a hospital and her mom dehumanizing her accomplishes the goal of making us feel what she feels in a way that hooks audiences" "It's frighteningly easy to find environments where every person with power over us (parents, doctors, teachers, cops, etc) has the worst intentions for us, and don't believe us when we tell them who we are. When we tell that no, this is *real*" "Nomi's imprisonment in the hospital is a really good crash course for cis people to get some sense of what it can feel like for a trans person in dangerous/unsafe conditions, which we too often tragically find ourselves in." @annaRoseShadow Oh I'm binging this all the way through I just know it. Haven't been this transfixed by a show since Lost Fuuuuuck I can't stop watching Sense8 I'm gonna be up until like 10am "Second episode introduces Nomi's mom which is... really rough to watch. Scary, honestly. The whole show is really gripping." "It's hard for me to not go ""Get back to the trans girl!"" whenever Sense8 shows anyone but Nomi, lol. I am liking the rest of the characters so far, though!" FUCK. YOU. https://t.co/4NSdmzeApX A growing body of research can suck my girlcock https://t.co/iqdXdXE799 (I like more than 1/8th of Sense 8 but I just started watching and had this humorous realization) Them: So what kind of TV do you like? My transbian ass: A single episode of Black Mirror and 1/8th of Sense 8 "@aliceincamera Alice, I I can't you're you're too hot g gay" "@SquireOfCydonia If you would agree that you and I have faith that leprechauns don't exist, then yes, atheists have faith there isn't a god, but again, that's not the same ""faith"" that religious people appeal to to defend their beliefs." "[TW suicide) Okay did not realize this before I shared it, but the writer veers into suicidal talk at the end. There's been an outpouring of support it looks like, but fair warning all the same." @MrHappyDieHappy You rose above all that bullshit. You're not nobody. You're a good person. @norintha @XylariaVG W-what? o.o "@AmyDentata It's like how some religious fundamentalists will say atheists have ""faith"" that say, a plane will take off and land safely. It's purposely switching two different uses of the word faith. It's a pointless word game that sounds convincing to those who don't think too hard about it" "@XylariaVG @themermaidstyx Okay so it's still in the game. I guess that's not a contributing factor. I'm sure they're rather ashamed of that little factoid, though." "@XylariaVG @themermaidstyx They might also be uneasy about how the cross-faction translation of ""lol"" being turned into kek, which became, uh, problematic to say the absolute least." @emuchaton It also deserves its own reply: Aaaaaah~ 👅 @SartresStash @ADirtyTrans @emuchaton big same @TripleStaff 👏 CIS 👏 BOYS 👏 WITH 👏 THICC 👏 THIGHS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID 👏 "Soooooo interesting update to this: I was looking in the mirror this morning and it's official: My hips and thighs are filling out. So yes, I have changed shape. I mean, I'm 8 months into HRT which is a decent chunk of time. It goes so fast! https://t.co/EeXVjboEVP" Very important thread. https://t.co/B7r319JMKR "But imo that just supports my point that, at least initially, Megatron Was Right." "I'm pretty sure the ideals and methods of either side kinda flipped later on, for what that's worth. Megatron joins the Autobots and it's played less ""Good guys are so bad the bad guy joined"" and more ""Megatron is good, actually""" Jetfire is literally an anti-violence-no-exceptions anti-antifa type. "The Decepticons' original intent was to allow Cybertronians to pursue any purpose or function they wanted. The Autobots literally defended the idea that your alt mode is your destiny, NO exceptions. Cybertronians were being deceived (Hence the name, btw)" Seriously everything I hear about the IDW universe at least shows that the Autobots are authoritarian and not super big into the idea of Cybertronian freedom (at least before the war). The Autobots are fucking cops. "Oh shit and my uncles probably know too, lol. That's a WEIRD feeling! Uncle G***** knows I'm trans, that's so surreal X_x" "Sometimes I stop and think about how I'm That One Queer Relative to my extended family who I don't speak to often, but I know enough of them follow me on Facebook to get the word out. I'm probably somewhat infamous among my cousins >_>" @emuchaton @SartresStash (ur cute too omg) @emuchaton @SartresStash emu do you want a blushing Kat because that's how you get a blushing Kat >_> @ADirtyTrans @emuchaton What are friends for? :3 How about we just have a mutual ass-eating party? It's fun to share~ @SartresStash @emuchaton EmuIwanttoeatyourassokaythereIsaidit @emuchaton Are you open to the idea of cuties eating YOUR ass? Asking for a friend >_> "@moviesaregay @spectra_belle Yes, that's exactly right. Gen X informed the names of both Gen Y (tho ""Millennial"" caught on more) and Gen Z." @spectra_belle It'll get more helpful/meaningful in time. Generations rarely start to mean anything until people hit their 20s or so. Baby Boomers are the exception since they're named after more what their parents did than what they accomplished as adults. "You, a fool: This cellphone selfie lens is kinda low-quality Me, wise, cute af: It's blurs up my acne scars so well I look EVEN CUTER than I do in person, which sounds impossible, I know, but it's true." "@spectra_belle You would be part of the youngest of the Millennials, AFAIK. Generational labels are only helpful towards the middle of the age range. Near the edges it feels more arbitrary, as it would have to. Nothing really changes from year to year in the way generations suggest they would." @spectra_belle @moviesaregay There were some pretty good tweets about this recently from around Twitter. The oldest Millennials are approaching 40. It's the current young adult/middle age demographic but because of its name few people realize that The alternative name was Gen Y which would've been better. @spectra_belle It's because it's not super well-defined yet. Millennial was coined in 1987 but no one used or needed the name until like... mid 00's or so? We're still like 15-20 years from the equivalent era for Gen Z. I might still be cute but these eyebrows are just a fucking disaster. And tbh noticing it and caring so much is weirdly affirming? https://t.co/QPuC1a1oA5 Waxing my eyebrows Pros: I look fucking incredible Cons: I almost feel the need to apologize for my unkempt brows between waxings >_> @OneLameShark I forgot Rook loses a lot of his blue when in limb form but that still turned out good! @JesskaNightmare omg I hadn't ever seen a photo of you! I know this isn't the point of you sharing these awesome photos but you're super cute! DID YOU KNOW: im gay SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE DID YOU KNOW KAT @petercoffin I'm part of so many Discords and have so many friends on there it's pretty much unmanageable unless I spend all day on it. And I'm only at 1k followers. So I don't blame you. "@OneLameShark So I didn't keep close track of the ""unfinished"" combiner releases since most of the characters were ones I already owned so I'm just gonna go by description: White Optimus + Dinobot arms + Mirage & Rook for legs." "@ZJemptv ""Flaunt [her] penis"" here literally meaning ""Having a penis."" What kind of pearls-clutching weirdo looks at fucking PORN and thinks, ""Oh my, she's showing her PENIS how indecent!"" It's porn, buddy. Genitals are often shown." "@maritronsbian It came on my Pandora while I was showering this morning and I was like, ""Damn, Joan. Same.""" @spectra_belle YYYEEEEEEP I need one. The other MP not-Arcee I was talking about has too small of a head. This is PERFECT. @spectra_belle Oooooh I hadn't seen that one! That's the Mastermind Creations one? There was a recent MP Arcee that I thought you were talking about (I barely pay attention to company names) and much like most Arcees the proportions weren't that great but this looks lovely! @AliceAvizandum This is the kind of mostly-benign kinda-dunking on prominent Trans Twitter people that lands on the more wholesome side of things. A+ shitposting @spectra_belle I'm hesitant to go in on a 3rd party MP Arcee. I legitimately think an official one is just around the corner (I give it two years max). We have Hot Rod & Ultra Magnus & she's definitely a fan-favorite. I almost always prefer HasTak's take on MP figures. Beast Machines positive notes: - Nightscream was cool to 13-year-old me - Blackarachnia's design is pretty hot - Strika's debut - um... that's it "@spectra_belle OMG YES An official MP Arcee is a matter of when not if, but an MP Titanika would probably have to be a $200+ third party figure AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SAY NO D;" "@jonph13 @Extinct_AnimaIs I was all set to correct you and say they're probably pterosaurs, but if you look at their tails, those are probably early modern birds!" @spectra_belle I'd LOVE for her to be Masterpiece size. The bigger the better imo. I think Titanika is roughly CHUG scale? "@spectra_belle (Regardless thank you for the heads up, I wouldn't have thought to check Amazon)" "@spectra_belle Well the eBay listing was for $110 so that's no SO bad. I'm sure my collection pics do a poor job at hiding the fact that I'm able to spend that at least once in a while. I feel guilty admitting that. I know I'm in a SUPREMELY privileged position, especially for a trans woman." "Ugh, apparently I REALLY missed the window for nabbing a Mastermind Creations Titanika. There was ONE on eBay yesterday and it was for some reason ENDED by the seller (not sold as far as I can tell). One day I'll own my Buff Robot Wife, but not in the foreseeable future :/ https://t.co/G4mgqoXrCL" Current mood: The powerful lesbian energy Joan Jett's cover of Crimson & Clover emanates. https://t.co/fHMHPoiAkA "@emuchaton Gee Emu, what are you planning to do with that? :3" "@ADirtyTrans Mistress is super good at it if you'd like to try some when we visit. No pressure, of course. I know for me the thought of makeup can sometimes trigger my dysphoria." "This thread is legitimately, supremely upsetting. Content warning for... Christ what should be the most exaggerated caricature of anti-feminist incels but horrifyingly real. I usually have a stronger stomach than this but I'm not sure I can read it all." Jesus Christ cishet men are cancelled https://t.co/BgpAmiG5iw @AliceAvizandum Potatoes can be hot tho https://t.co/jwXVX9rejI @NyxWorldOrder All trans people are sexy. Some cis people are predictably jealous. "Last several retweets: Fuck. Respectability. Politics. I don't think anyone who trades in that bullshit framework calls it that, so I can't justifiably say, ""Unfollow me if you're a fan of respectability politics,"" but let it be known it's absolutely one of my Buttons." "@SpicyFurryTakes Wow they disagree with Literally All Trans. That must get exhausting. We disagree on whether it's even ever okay to make ""trans culture"" tweets painting the entire community with a wide brush yet this person figured out how to disagree with all of us. Impressive." @AliceAvizandum g t oo ucute ga i'm ggay 💦💕 @MundoOnly @TheRealQNS Oh also: being trans is not a sexuality. Hive a shitty day~ @MundoOnly @TheRealQNS Oh look I have a response to this ready-made for you https://t.co/x9IWEsbcid "@ButNoPotato IT WOULD REALLY SUCK FOR THEM ACTUALLY - signed, all of Trans Twitter ps trans people are real" @CarlymaybeSad Oh without question. It also beats the hell out of anything in the Prequels. (Not for me though The Last Jedi is better than Empire Strikes Back Ilearnednothingfromthisvideodont@me) "Right Now the fanbase is continuing to splinter (which is not necessarily a bad thing?) and Right Now we don't have Episode IX to frame the whole trilogy around. But just like with the Prequels, part 2 might be the end for some fans who aren't as much of a fan of 2010's camp." "I would've liked to hear Mikey's personal response to the backlash against The Last Jedi rather than framing it in the video's overall thesis, & maybe we'll one day get that as a separate video, but I think these videos will be an important time capsule for Right Now in Star Wars" "That doesn't make them good movies necessarily, but it does lead into what I think was Mikey's main point in that the public's opinion of Star Wars is always changing and that the worst time to appraise any of the trilogies is before part 3 comes out." "He gives what I think is a much-needed response to the Mr. Plinkett gospel surrounding the prequels. The reality is that the Prequels have an intentional, consistent style and at the time, on the whole, critics and audiences liked them." "I wanted to wait until part 2 was out before giving my opinion on this. Star Wars + @mikeyface is basically must-watch content for me, and I think this is easily Mikey's best work to date. https://t.co/oVJWQIoQr2" "@bonuslesbian @BoringNerdyKate That's very true! I wasn't fully out until I accepted that if I'm a girl, I'm also a lesbian. It's just as valid as my gender." "@BoringNerdyKate I wonder if this is why myself and so many other trans people I know just REVEL in being gay? A lot of us love being trans too but there's this undeniable joy in also getting to be gay. Like it feels like this added bonus you get to have. Came for the T, stayed for the LGB." "This is a good thread. Trans women are women, even if we can't explain how we know, even if acknowledging it feels counter-productive to feminism (I don't think it is but I understand why some cis women feel it is) https://t.co/R0YGYU3Tqv" "Some folks: LOL that means you're saying ""automatic teller machine machine"" Those same folks (I bet): it doesn't LITERALLY mean ""laughing out loud""" Dysphoria: *knocking loudly on my door while ringing the doorbell obnoxiously* Me: *laying in bed quietly hoping it thinks I'm not home* Sometimes you can just feel it on the edges of your mind. Like if you acknowledge it it makes it stronger... @Lessons2history (Sorry) Me years ago: God I love spicy food even though it hurts so much~ Me now: God I'm such a painslut WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS Waking up to warm kitty snuggles is the best~ 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/UV5SU0V3CM @JazminKFrost As long as we're being as gay as possible I'm pretty sure I'm in the right place :V "Even if your gun support is more Leftist ""arm the revolution"" flavored, I don't see any reason why anyone should have a problem with saying: Guns kill people. It's what they're designed to do. At the very least can we please respect that fact." "The whole POINT of guns, the reason for their invention & perfection, is to take the life from another being as efficiently as possible. I would also argue they were invented more for killing people than animals, but either way they are literally killing machines." @__code_witch @OrangeMangudai @neoliberal_dad https://t.co/KcFt23eyJ0 "Friendly reminder that Dr. Eggman has a higher IQ than you and is a feminist. Which was probably intended as a dunk on feminists, but it works just as well as a dunk on fuckboys who think IQ is a valid measurement of intelligence and who are often anti-feminist." @jayne_pea It's almost like he's a complete shitbag! Christ it's been so long yet we're not even halfway through. It's been agonizingly slow yet we're already on day 400. https://t.co/RhXTzsK0qO "@OrangeMangudai @neoliberal_dad ""Oh Jordan, your IQ is so big~"" said no one ever" @elysianechoes Me too! It's a really high quality plush from Japan 💕 @Viviomana @MissLizzibeth @Honeypotbutt Sit on me mommy~ 💕💦 "@00d4n1 That's so gay, thank you 💕" "@OrangeMangudai ""Transitioning wasn't right for me, therefore fuck literally all trans people forever"" *whispers* I think this person might be lying. Lying or not they're not worth listening to." @00d4n1 (I didn't come out until 2016) @00d4n1 CUTE 💕 Also lol I'm a baby tran compared to you :P "@ellle_em I mean I can't complain. I've been active on the Queer Twitter scene only since July or so and I'm already at 1,200. Congrats on a year, though! 💕" @00d4n1 I think I've heard of the musical? I feel like I heard the name Heathers in a more recent context than 80s nostalgia. @ABlondPanda He JUST did a following purge to make Twitter less distracting for him. I think following new people is the last thing on his mind :P By all accounts the Heathers reboot is awful. That's a shame. ... What's Heathers? When was the original one? @Viviomana @MissLizzibeth @Honeypotbutt Yes hello are you taking signups @ellle_em Only a year and over 6k followers? Tell me your secrets! :P "@RainBlackKat How exactly is someone who's angry at a person for calling an enby person ""it"" considered a bigot?" "@spectra_belle lol it's about my actual cats. Felis silvestris catus. Takkun & Binx, my two furry children who are honestly just cats." "Top things I whisper to my kitties while petting them: - ""I know"" - ""I love you too!"" - ""My baby Binx""/""My kitty~"" - ""You just want loves from momma don't you?""" Binx just snuggled on my chest purring up a storm for 45 minutes~ 💕💕🐈💕💕 @tasmosunt @OrangeMangudai @SquishVix @uselessneetgirl Oh yeah whoops makes sense @OrangeMangudai @SquishVix @uselessneetgirl It's in reply to a reply @uselessneetgirl left. You might have her blocked? @queer_queenie Oh yeah totally. Was there any doubt? 💕 @VenusAsABun This is a SOLID AF ranking @00d4n1 You're so cute omg!! 😍💕 @rumeruwu @rCharlotteSmith Call me~ 💦 "Sometimes I really want to play with Mistress but I just can't get in the right mood. She's very understanding, but I'm frustrated with myself..." @SteampunkPenny It really is! 💕 Plushies on my computer! Plus Tracer lol https://t.co/bBoWHH4lhK @FoxyChewToy @SartreBefore I have a fox too~ https://t.co/3xnVg1jLx3 "@NanashixSevera I'm 90% sure it's a knockoff, but they go for $10 - $15 on eBay https://t.co/jGmIb4oVW8" "Dinos, dragons & monsters~ (Two hammocks isn't enough D: ) https://t.co/pHmRnhhMTW" @EponymousKid I'm sorry if my retweeting of Emu's tweets upset you. I recommend muting her. New plushie hammock! With two hammocks I should be able to display everything hopefully? >_> This is the Pokemon hammock~ https://t.co/deM0ggXhQA @emuchaton It's sub-o'clock somewhere in the world @spectra_belle @ME_Counterpunch Ooooh I wondered if that was her. I want one! @ME_Counterpunch Which Strika is that? @Cosmos_Cookie Aaaaah I'm super happy for you!! 💕 @ownedkittyfaye Looks tasty 💦 @Cosmos_Cookie Such a happy queer household! It's a joy to watch :3 "@Cosmos_Cookie CUTIE She's made of concentrated cute, how even" im g gay @Cosmos_Cookie Some powerful queer energy emanating from this photo 😍💕💦 Hey @emuchaton You're unbearably cute 💕💕💕 @siobhanbjorknas THANK YOU OMG "@AliceAvizandum This is banner material, honestly" There was some super hot Pharah fanart on my TL that I didn't notice until I clicked away. Now it's gone forever. :/ @amberhasgay @SartreBefore No one has to block anyone they don't want to. It just gives me the willies when I see them in MY follower list. @Jennimason0990 Yeah you're good. - Avatar - Bio - Following list not filled with trans girl porn stars - Followed by 22 people I know (including a few people who's judgement I hold in high regard) You're good 💕 "And there are exceptions. I just came across someone with EIGHT random numbers in her username but she had a bio where she says she's trans, an avatar, seems active. Obviously she's fine. It's the creepy ghost town accounts I block." "Protecting your account doesn't mean you're gross, but with one or more of the above criteria? I gotta stay safe, sorry." "One thing that used to give me pause before blocking them is if their accounts are protected but I'm not letting that be an excuse anymore. If you don't have an avatar, or a bio and/or your name has a random string of numbers, I'm blocking you for my own safety." God it's like cleaning out the cockroaches in Animal Crossing. Fucking gross. https://t.co/EmUEusdLfw "Gentle reminder to skim through your followers, see if you've missed any chasers. I'm seeing a ton of them that've slipped through the cracks. Not having an avatar just sets off alarm bells for me. Lots of numbers at the end of your username is also a red flag. https://t.co/dqD0aCZCCA" @emuchaton It's best to get to know your coworkers before shoving them in your ass. @SteampunkPenny *whines* 💕 @Kitty_Cosmos @Cosmos_Cookie Good kitty wearing her collar! So cute 💕 "@norintha It might be that, I wouldn't know. How can I remedy it if that's the issue?" "I'm at the point where I feel like girl pants fit way better than guy pants? I don't think I've changed shape very much but I tried to put on an old pair of guy jeans today and it just felt baggy and boxy and just... wrong. I dunno. Transition milestone, regardless." Welcome to High Tweeting with Kat. Here at TransSalamander we produce the 3 Transes: - Trans activism - Trans thirst - Transformers More cramps today Fucking why @AliceAvizandum Do it @mosswyrm THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH @ADirtyTrans 💦💦💕💕😍😍💦💦💕💕 @AnaMardoll @RainicornMax I do this too! I have the worst fucking cramps right now @BernieGreater Only four things can be in a poll. ALSO I forgot @00d4n1 Cyuuuuute~ 💕 "@OneLameShark That's a badass name, actually. Damn." @OneLameShark Sky VictoReign? SEXIEST DECEPTICON COMBINER LET'S DO THIS That's what I'm SAYING https://t.co/WT829uJi9S @ZJemptv I don't even fully understand the argument. Trans people game the system... so what? Are they not really trans? Seems like this would be something you actually needed if you fought so hard for it. Why would a cis person game the system? @emuchaton @annamoonesyou @er0hime @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos @rage_fyre @Valentine__Vale @smuttyPA @h3xw0rthy Oh gosh new cute enbies I haven't met 😍 @ComradeCallie H-hello Miss~ 💦 @ComradeCallie @queer_queenie LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE BOTH QUEENIE JUST NOW DAMMIT "@strangeofgalway It's kinda nuts, I know >_>" "My eyes kinda glaze over when I see an anime avatar to the point where they kinda all look the same to me. What I'm saying is, be prepared for me to start mixing up @ComradeCallie & @queer_queenie :P" @ComradeCallie 😍💕💦💕💦😍 "Added my He-Man figures, plus a few more toys I found while unpacking. THIS is my final display. Just about every toy I'd want to display after 12 years of collecting. https://t.co/UrMblCwnO9" @SartreBefore @TransitionL83 It better be~ @uselessneetgirl @SartreBefore @TransitionL83 EXTREMELY @Kalindlara EVERY TRANS GIRL @SartreBefore @TransitionL83 YES YOU TOO OKAY "Boobs are firmly in the ""getting noticeably in the way"" stage of growth AND I LOVE IT 💕💕💕 https://t.co/XkFoAU17aM" @TransitionL83 Ugh same. I basically have a crush on every trans girl I meet it's unavoidable >_> @queer_queenie Hey sometimes you just really feel it for girls in particular and that's valid dammit @Lil_UnicornGirl Only guys who've never seen a girl orgasm complain about faking orgasms. "@AliceAvizandum Alice," @emuchaton bee jorts "@ellle_em As an artist I'm qualified to say this is wholesome, precious art." @emuchaton bee jork The Right doesn't care about facts and seems astoundingly willing to accept the most ridiculous of conspiracy theories. How the fuck do you convince someone who doesn't care about reality and will happily make their own the minute you start making sense? We're fucking doomed. @strangeofgalway Oooh nice! Can't wait to see 💕 @PhoinixArt Yeah I might not use TERFBlocker anymore but it's not like I unblocked all of them when I stopped using it. Weird that she slipped by. @strangeofgalway Get yourself did? @transscribe Oh neat I see The Cis are at it again. The idea that men are attracted to us because we're women is incomprehensible to them yet it's plain as day if you ask any trans woman. Is this a TERF I need to block? Did I miss one? "@strangeofgalway It's a hard thing to explain to others (you kind of just have to develop your own sixth sense for it), but trust me: No one thinks you're a chaser, hon 💕" My voice is still too masculine to get much hate but I know it's going to happen eventually. I hate that I'm misgendered and hate even more that I get an easier time because of it. https://t.co/9jNtPHs4UK I really hope my glasses come today or tomorrow! It might be another week (they said 1 to 2 weeks) but I'm impatient! I want those hot transbian lenses all the cool trans girls have~ @bunnarchist OH HECK I'M GAY AND YOU'RE CUTE HELLO 💕💦 STEP ON ME BUFF GREEN MOMMY "My interest in She-Hulk has gone up by like 1,000% holy shit https://t.co/gtMq4YlL3y" @americastarling I'm sorry. :/ I closed my DMs to anyone but mutuals as soon as I came out as trans because I knew creeps would be inevitable. "At the VERY LEAST please check our bios to see if we're even into men. I know my bio says transbian but figure it out, it's not that difficult." "As trans women, we were never men but we were constantly allowed into male spaces. Being male might not make sense to most of us but that doesn't mean you're impossible to read or predict. So stop trying to fool us. It won't work. We know you're being horny & gross." @americastarling Gross. Glad I blocked him before that happened to me. My Takkun~ She's only 4 but she's my first kitty. I love her so much 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/XINOPZP5di "Hey fellas I hate to break to you but even if you're acting super positive like this we can smell a chaser a mile away. ""Love all ladies"" is a very cishet male thing you say given the context. https://t.co/9iBDd3pYNu" @AppleChipsTVG @Anarcho_Vampire Same lol @ownedkittyfaye It's called being subby af lol @OrangeMangudai Purchased boobs are just as valid 💕 "@CaseyExplosion For me it just seems like in Trump's America we have so many more pressing issues. Yes, we should still work to keep Creationism out of schools, but also people are dying. Maybe focus on that first." @CaseyExplosion Oh my god elevator gate. I had almost forgotten... @emuchaton @SteampunkPenny My Mistress is p hot huh 💕 @petercoffin @ZJemptv Thirding that (though I was not a content creator) @MagsVisaggs Spending time with other trans people is so important & rejuvenating. @AmazonChique @MagsVisaggs I think we'll need Trans Amazon Island for that "There's a joke in Sliders about how not matter what alternate dimension they visit, the American health care system sucks. This was in 1995. The fact that that joke still works over 20 years later is fucking disgraceful." @quatoria Fuck the American health care system Mistress with our doggo Ziggy 💕🐕💕 https://t.co/HD1VvBFnKZ @emuchaton Sounds like the best kind of problem to have honestly Accurate https://t.co/D75KMMI0Qb I love it when Mistress is rough with me. She's so much stronger than me so I'm just at her mercy~ 💦💕💦💕💦💕 "*in bed with Mistress* Mistress: Hey baby when you get up could you get my pills & make me a pot of tea? Me: Yes, Mistress *tries to get up* Mistress: *wrapping her leg around me with her foot squarely on my crotch* Not yet. Fucking SPLOOSH." @spectra_belle One day you'll be able to 💕 @MagsVisaggs I seriously bet a ton of people who would've otherwise lived their lives as cis would find they love it. @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/di85vPSmiu @quatoria Transitioning is downright magical 💕 @BoringNerdyKate God big same~ @Cosmos_Cookie Poke Bepis the Jizz-wailer https://t.co/f2Mt1Qazr3 @rCharlotteSmith Hashtag goals @Cosmos_Cookie Being trans is pretty fucking badass imo 💕 @XylariaVG Wait a second this means I'm a Sylveon Mistress made rainbow cake for us tonight! 🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/byf1NVkYvd @queermel @animaggus Omg Ben what happened you're famous lol @Valentine__Vale That's ADORABLE 💕 @ZJemptv Wait it was one of your partners that makes sense @ZJemptv Someone else on my TL is talking about it too lol Mistress got me a giant soft kitty fren!!!! 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/x07KZHyqQE @Lookin4Serenity @SpicyFurryTakes Oh it must be a day ending in Y @SteampunkPenny 💦😳💕 @SartresStash Sometimes I'm a bit horny on main I'll admit I JUST want Widowmaker to pound my ass with a strapon IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? Fucking what even is this unbelievable horseshit in my WoW you fucken kidding me with this Blizz https://t.co/qrFZ2tznb6 My friend @TransitionL83 got banned from Facebook for 30 days for the most benign post imaginable. Men's egos are made of wet tissue paper. https://t.co/RsPbanTyHs 29. Overall: Why is this one saved for last? I went through my top 10+ already. Hard to pick just one favorite. I guess probably Feraligatr. https://t.co/zMDUsouPO1 28. Alola: Primarina is the most fabulous Pokemon ever omg https://t.co/V6S8TVlLNn "@ChaKatKimber I doubt they'd take away the ability to get them. What would leveling through Legion be like, otherwise? Literally no weapons drop." "@ChaKatKimber I never even bothered checking, lol. My main is an Enh Shammy and all but a handful of my toons are Horde. Never even stopped to think about that." @thiccbuns @emuchaton ooooh heck 💦 @ChaKatKimber I mean... I guess they have to? Do Alliance Enh Shamans really get to own Doomhammer? @emuchaton I need to shave before butt pics can be shared but here's a pic of my pussy instead 💕 https://t.co/s08df3N6ZY "Some guy at Walmart complimented me on my https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S hoodie and I'm pretty sure my voice when I said thanks left him flabbergasted that he saw A Real Tran out in the wild. He just kinda stared at me as I walked away, lol" "27. Kalos: Forgot to give Dragon to this badass so I'll give them love here: Tyrantrum is one of the best designs in the series. There, I said it. https://t.co/kjy3s32q6k" "26. Unova: This is one of my favorite regions, mainly for its Pokemon designs! I'm quite partial to Cofagrigus 💕 https://t.co/QGVPgBHR6O" "25. Sinnoh: I love the mental image of laying back against a Torterra's tree, just lazily taking in the summer breeze and it plods along to your next location 💕 (I don't think they're big enough for that but they also aren't real and this is MY fantasy, dammit) https://t.co/bPvH6iH7hs" "24: Hoenn: In terms of native Pokemon, Hoenn is my least favorite region, but Flygon is pretty cool! https://t.co/jpgWByDUmr" 23. Johto: I wanna give some love to Delibird because it's such a weird one. https://t.co/icPgsG7uiY "22. Kanto: I love this region and I gave a lot of love to Kanto Pokemon already, but one of my favorites and one that feels very Gen I is Golem. https://t.co/aBG0GNbPkZ" 21. Eeveelution: I LOVE the idea of Eevee but none of the Eeveelutions get me super excited. I'm still waiting for the Ghost Eeveelution!! But I really like Vaporeon because its fins are super cute! https://t.co/AD0EjOPkp1 20. Starter: Totodile! But I said Feraligatr for Water and I want to give my fave OG starter Squirtle some love so we'll go with the adorbs turtle Poke 💕 https://t.co/c1BniaRff1 19. Legendary: Lugia is a super underrated design imo https://t.co/I62ToVq0Wx 18. Fairy: Jigglypuff! https://t.co/tdZj2kTMYQ 17. Steel: Mawile is a major cutie https://t.co/9HmzGpZMhz 16. Dark: Murkrow has been in my top five favorite Pokes since Gen II. I love birds but I ESPECIALLY love corvids and I've always been a wannabe goth girl. I don't like the design of Honchkrow nearly as much. :/ https://t.co/wNnvkmqu4a @SteampunkPenny My Mistress spoils me so much 💕💕 "15. Dragon: Hydreigon has little dragon heads for hands, your argument is invalid. https://t.co/qzcM3WDb8d" "14. Ghost: Haunter! Ghost is my favorite type due to the sheer number of awesome Pokemon it includes, but my favorite of the bunch will always be Haunter. https://t.co/ypOFUM7Ww6" "13. Rock: Archeops is based on my favorite dinosaur, Archaeopteryx. Gotta give it to this cutie 💕 https://t.co/gLYWscnBxN" 12. Bug: This is a tough one because there's so many cute bugs in this series but I'm gonna go with Scolipede because Bug Centaur. https://t.co/GrSXvliZrm 11. Psychic: Mewtwo. Still the coolest even after 20 years~ https://t.co/Pd7S4VN5WK 10. Flying: Noivern. Bat dragon is the coolest concepts for a collectible monster and it's a crime we had to wait until Gen VI for it https://t.co/ZSiy6C380X 9. Ground: KROOKODILE IS ALSO A BAE THEY'RE PERFECT AND I LOVE THEM MORE GATOR POKES PLS AND THANK https://t.co/eOkyvPYGTV 8. Poison: MY BAE SALAZZLE OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH https://t.co/pEupeA3AJA "7. Fighting: Cheating a bit here because once again, it's the secondary type but I think Breloom is adorable. https://t.co/7nEuEPK7Ho" 6. Ice: I don't have an obvious favorite that comes to mind so I'll say Aurorus because dinosaurs are the best https://t.co/G2jtgWbrJw 5. Grass: Gourgeist! I love Ghost Pokemon too much to not take advantage of secondary typings for this list. Back in Gen IV I had the idea for a Ghost/Grass jack-o-lantern AND I'M SO GLAD WE FINALLY HAVE ONE 💕 https://t.co/LzTbZsCAQ6 "4. Electabuzz. I had Red as a kid and 'buzz was one of those exotic Pokes that you had to know where to look for. Didn't need to evolve at the time, was already cool as shit. https://t.co/UYgVF8BTjC" "3. Water: Feraligatr!! I have a type and it's archosaurs (dinosaurs, alligators, & birds). If I could own one real Pokemon it'd be a Feraligatr 💕 https://t.co/yRUlldh3zJ" 2. Fire: Charizard https://t.co/FGxy9yYHIs 1. Normal: Exploud! Here's some art I did of one a few years back. 3rd Gen Pokes rarely excite me as much as this one's design. https://t.co/soi8stIAEi Oooooh this one looks fun I LOVE Pokemon 💕 https://t.co/udwXUcRWz0 @SteampunkPenny we need to buy theeeeeeeese! https://t.co/mWfO6Oy4oI I need this shirt! https://t.co/BvTHlN4AqQ "Oh neat, Mega64 are finally mocking the jokes of the alt-right anti-sjws on the recent podcast! Still results in them saying triggered over and over again. Not sure we gained much there." "@Lessons2history Nice beanie, baby :P" "@ZJemptv I like you, for what that's worth. Not just for the things you do, I think you're a good person worth loving. 💕" "The only way currently in the game you'd figure this out on your own is being rather meta about it: ""The game is giving me a time limit and is directing me to get this Moon Tear. It also wanted me to know about that Deku flower"" Yeah I don't blame Arin for getting lost." "How that connects to the Moon's Tear... isn't obvious. The shop keeper should really say something like, ""But I'll sell this plot of land for something valuable!"" and in Zelda fashion that can make the text for ""something valuable"" in a different color to really emphasize it." "Knowing that the entrance is on the second floor that can only be reached with a Deku flower is a stretch, but it's difficult to avoid seeing the cutscene where the game makes a big deal out of the fact that the shop owner lives there and wants you to stay away." "Actually maybe nevermind. He's blanking on where to take the Moon's Tear. The game doesn't make it obvious, but it DOES give you all the clues. You want to get to the Skull Kid (you were shown where he is) so you have to get to the top of the clock tower." @PubicZirconium Would making it say TURD POUNDERS be too much because I'm a bit tempted "I'm REALLY glad it seems Arin either researched Majora's Mask or already knew how the beginning part of the game worked because despite being my favorite Zelda game, I'll admit it's not very approachable to newcomers." "It's neat to see how close the results are, but apparently the winner is Purple Playstation Dragon for T blockers. https://t.co/iTWS0sI4Ip" "There's really no one to blame, here. My mom was working with what she knew and I never pressed the issue. But the fact is when I peer down that chasm of forgotten memories, a dreadful sense of loss and hurt comes over me. I remember the girl I always was and cry." "Some trans girls keep pressing the issue even at very young ages but I was a good girl who never questioned her parents. Even my teen years were relatively benign in the ""teenage rebellion"" sense." "I was raised thinking my parents could never be questioned. So what would've happened if 4-year-old Kat told her mom that she felt she was a girl? ""No, you're a boy, sweetie."" And I wouldn't have questioned it." It's effortless to see how quickly early signs of gender dysphoria might've been dismissed. It was the 90's. Even the most progressive parents had no framework to even consider the concept of a trans child. "A lot of my childhood is a blur, & I've often said I don't recall wanting to be a girl before age 12 or so, but every so often my mind will lightly touch these vague memories of memories where I remember being excluded from other girls in a way I knew felt wrong." Also she's the only one without a webcam and they're doing it through Google Hangouts so it's just 90% a black screen with her icon. I want to hear other people talk D: I'm watching a stream with four people in it and one of them is doing almost ALL of the talking and even if it's not awkward for the other streamers it's frustrating to listen to. @gothfemme HRT is magic~ ✨🌈💕✨ @liz_matheson Yeah there was a weird spin-off series with them in it :P :P :P "@emuchaton ""I need gay things to go jogging in"" Shit now that you mention it, I do too" Fucking Christ this is the second time this has happened. I decided AGAINST quote tweeting this because I couldn't get the joke format the way I wanted so I clicked AWAY from this QT but Twitter posted it anyway... """So Blizz, when are you making Warcraft IV?"" ""Warcraft what? https://t.co/04JW0GZ3qj" @emuchaton BIG SAME 💕 @emuchaton 2 hours fuuuuuuuuck that sounds exhausting but also kinda great "@spectra_belle I like them but I end up doing the exact same thing, which is my problem lol Imagine having a cute little treasure chest filled with all of them~" So I just have them all in various storage boxes with no way to easily confirm which ones I actually nabbed. That Devastator one looks sexy af tho BBTS is selling like every single Takara Transformers Collector's Coin and I can't even dream about which ones I WOULD buy because I can't remember which ones I own! I never have anywhere to display these things and their cardboard cases are so cute D: https://t.co/UOHA15BwQd "For context, I'm actually a pretty big Arrested Development fan. After this though who the hell knows." @emuchaton And the world eagerly awaits~ Oh fuck all the way the hell off you creepy assholes. Jesus Christ. https://t.co/wMDPf2MDCx @queer_queenie @cakeoryx There's a website that has a live record of what everyone tweets. I've had someone QT me and link that site so when I deleted it still shows what I said. @melstonemusic His characters had an entire alter ego on Arrested Development that was a thinly veiled trans joke. Is this just like a thing for him or what. "@queer_queenie Like they even included their own text. Quote tweeting gives you the same amount of credit (retweets, comments, likes) as doing it this way." Grass blades outside the kitchen window are still frozen despite the evening sun https://t.co/Zhv7jRyweC @rCharlotteSmith Does it rhyme with tummies "@DifferentStorry Original Poster. Not a term as many people use anymore, sorry. The person you're talking about and the person you are talking to are the same person." @rCharlotteSmith but but that's lewd! How is @emuchaton that cute. It shouldn't be possible! "@DifferentStorry That's literally the OP, Contra." They made a figure of what She-Ra would have been like if she were raised by Hordak aka Hordak With Tits and I need this in my life https://t.co/6b30McP5EX Though upon reflection it'd make my year to get into a Twitter fight with Twilight Sparkle. @Peachqueenallie *offers hugs* :/ "I meant ""reupload"" not that she'll read either that or this. I unfollowed her for her support of PETA. She's very much an out-of-touch milquetoast liberal to the nth degree. (If you love animals there are FAR better organizations to give money to. PETA is notoriously the worst)" "The artist's name AND website are in the fucking image, Tara. But honestly, don't upload art regardless. You're a famous actor. Be better than that. https://t.co/hJmK0dv9Yp" @midorikonton Then vote for the first option :P "@Cosmos_Cookie Grats on being a girl again! I'm something of a fan myself, but I'm biased. :P And omg your hips are lovely!!" "@ContraPoints @xychelsea @neonfiona @RileyJayDennis There is some powerful queer energy emanating from this photo, damn" @rCharlotteSmith Your voice is cute af of course she said Mrs. @Valentine__Vale Y-yes Miss 💦💕 "@jx_nx0 @sapphixy @AmyDentata @ContraPoints It's an acronym for Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists Since we're still all up in Contra's notifications, here's her video on the subject: https://t.co/WyuAHNAO5Y" @Cosmos_Cookie Those are quality boobs 10/10 Source: I'm p heckin gay @sterlinghearts Her head and cape are in there. They'll be reunited once I stop being lazy and boil some water (the peg is being stubborn). "@strangeofgalway I have extremely eclectic tastes in DC heroes. There's also Catman, Owlman & the Golden Age Sandman in there." OH SHIT GUESS WHO JUST FOUND HER HE-MAN FIGURES https://t.co/TcnxvVt2aH @AmyDentata @ContraPoints Song as old as rhyme https://t.co/vkwYYLbFkT "A younger me would've held out hope that their model isn't sustainable, but I think the internet and new developments in AI are going to make the truth even harder to figure out going forward. I think it'll the perfect environment for lairs and hucksters to thrive." "We have one half of the political spectrum understanding that there are real problems that need solving vs the other half selling its soul every hour on the hour just to win the imagined ""game"" they think we're all playing." "Their entire ideology is a sham. But hey, gotta root for that home team, right? I don't know whether to be relieved or terrified by this." They're consumed by the idea that the only reason anyone would say they care about anything substantial is to LOOK like they're a good person. And what little morals they actually hold are given away at a moments notice to tow the party line. "In every single facet of their ideology, the Right doesn't have the facts, the support of enough people, or even the evidence against their opponents proving they're as bad as they say." @CaseyExplosion This plus the alt-right losing a ton of followers to the bot purge recently makes me feel a little bit better about things. It means they have to inflate their numbers and provide fabricated evidence about their opponents. They have to cheat at every step to keep up. @bardfinn Awwwww I'd love to have her as my mom! 💕💕 @RaeGun2k @melstonemusic I forgot that there are no prequels in Ba Sing Se and that Lucas died in a car crash in 1989 right after The Last Crusade released. My mistake. @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/pfeN8ZNRQK "@GuildingLilly This made me giggle, thank you" "I'm telling y'all, all trans people know each other :P https://t.co/Ppj55f74PN" @melstonemusic And not remake I - III? @GuildingLilly (How did you find my peeniversaey tweet anyway? You don't even follow me :P ) "@GuildingLilly That's entirely fair, lol. It's sooooo much easier to stand." "I lost literally 0 followers from the bot purge. Still at the aesthetically pleasing 1,222 like I mentioned last night. Did I win?" @alvietron @RoryWalkerEsq @CCCPkomintern Oh fuck they were deleting everything in real time lol @alvietron @RoryWalkerEsq @CCCPkomintern How are you two replying to someone with no tweets? o.o "Me at the start of my transition: Can I even say that I'm a... *whispers* lesbian? Am I allowed to act like an authority on that? Me now: I'm a girl that likes girls, the fuck else would I be. Ask me anything about lesbians." @andreuswolf I WAS GONNA SAY... BUT I THINK YOUR POINT IS STILL VALID @BoringNerdyKate SSSHHHH you'll reveal our deepest lesbian secrets!!! @XylariaVG Real talk: Same @SartreBefore Jen that's so gay tho 💦💦 @InnerPartisan Only the good die young. Assholes live the longest. @Cosmos_Cookie OMG CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕 @forivall @NalinTant Same I need it~ https://t.co/yri1HXyq7Q @Vangelus I often forget you still follow me! My Twitter has gone through one hell of a metamorphosis since you started following me. >_> "1,222 followers is a very aesthetically pleasing number but I don't have a joke for it" @norintha https://t.co/s4n9Xfl5IQ @gothfemme God SAME Feels p good tho @PixlSheep Best Zelda game ever made didn't have him so yes @BoringNerdyKate Literally me every morning ... Please take your recording equipment out of my house "@emuchaton @BoringNerdyKate ""Make my boobies grooooow!"" - Titty Repulsa" "@SartreBefore Jen, that's gay" @SatanaKennedy https://t.co/ixFyBk62fx "@strangeofgalway LISTEN," I want to know about the dimensions the Sliders visit between episodes where they make their wardrobe change. Do you evoke Pokemon or Playstation when you talk about everyone's favorite T blocker? "Hey @upandoutcomic, my friend @strangeofgalway was recently wrongfully added to @TERFblocker. She's trans too & she'd love to be able to see your content again if you'd be willing to unblock her? :/ https://t.co/M9yyEk9vlq" @transwitchlexi Cis people can be so weird about deadnames ugh @LizzyWyrd 💕💕💕 @LizzyWyrd Imo the Bay movies are the very definition of fun bad "@LizzyWyrd Sometimes I like to watch transforming robots, I admit it's a weakness of mine :P" @emuchaton Quick look at butts or something @LizzyWyrd Fair @LizzyWyrd The Last Knight was a bunch of goofy fun. Most enjoyable Bayformers movie since the first one easily. @LizzyWyrd Quintessa is a continuation of their general theme and is the current primary villain of the Bayverse. @LizzyWyrd Oh then yeah avoid the Energon treat @LizzyWyrd You only have to worry if you're innocent @LizzyWyrd Now offer an Energon treat @princess_stef69 I already had him blocked wow @CaseyExplosion God I hope they're wrong @ownedkittyfaye First thought: Oh that looks so painfuuuul... >_< Second thought: I need to try it... 💦 @cutpriceguignol One of my favorite MCU movies! I love it more every time I watch it. @Lady_Lumb @NullBlanc I'm starting the name change process on Friday! "Like seriously the easiest way to understand the pain of dysphoria for a trans girl is imagine a woman and now give her all the wrong parts. Some women would deal with it fine, but I'm betting a lot would fucking hate it. That's basically us." When you're a trans girl egg and you hear cis guys joke about what it would be like to have a vagina: GOD I wish that were me When you're a trans girl and you hear cis girls joke about what it would be like to have a penis: IT ACTUALLY SUCKS THANKS FOR ASKING @panderp My feet touch the ground and my legs go numb after a while too. @JayeTweet @AshMatica @queer_queenie Sick joke is a very apt and very depressing way to put it... "@panderp Standing is definitely quicker. But I feel a kind of accomplishment having put it aside for a year now. Not once did I falter, and there were a few times standing would have been much easier. It's silly, but I'm proud of myself :P" Weird TMI anniversary: This month marks a year of me peeing sitting down. It's very affirming if you're a trans girl & haven't tried it~ "@transwitchlexi I didn't know ""vaguely"" was a synonym for ""incredibly"" :P" @tfwiki Oh yeah I remember that @queer_queenie What helps me is to remember they think the same about us. Trans body swap program when @gnarlyanimal @PixlSheep As a 90s kid I can confirm this is 100% accurate @queer_queenie *huuuuugs* I know that feel :/ @jayne_pea https://t.co/i0QWPSUGCw "If you're a Millennial, but especially if you're an older Millennial, you need to read this. https://t.co/z1WakbdiIe" "It's weird that because my 20s were just a haze of dysphoria I had to stop and think, wait, this applies to me too. I FEEL very young which can be fun, but the fact is I didn't figure out I was trans & queer until I was 29... https://t.co/Crvyr2YFGs" @Samaliel That's one of my favorite pieces! She's a San Diego Comic Con exclusive :3 @itsviviactually Oh wait Rarity is missing I need to fix that @itsviviactually Literally the one of the mane six I don't have displayed because the Power Pony blind boxed set I bought didn't have her included and instead gave me two Spikes (otherwise she'd totally be represented at least once on the shelf). So good job :P "The rest of my toy collection, displayed above my Transformers shelf. This is more or less everything I want to display, but after 12 years of collecting there's never enough space, really. https://t.co/QpGV0R8Nsf" "@itsviviactually Your sarcasm is not wrong, but it's fucking bullshit that they're only concerned about rights when it's the rights of cishet white men. Their hypocrisy is so obvious." My baby Binx~ 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/sG3erN66xc """This is a gun in my pocket, not an erection.""" "I think I cracked the code: If I bring a loaded gun into a bathroom, Republicans will let me pee." @Lessons2history Barbeque sauce is stored in the ketchup @AliceAvizandum @mosswyrm Domme sweet domme "@hologramvin I would argue that, as a trans woman, my biological sex is female. Whatever it is that makes someone trans, that is a part of their biology. But the way most people use the term biological sex? Complete and utter bullshit, yes." The fact that I don't yet own any sexy underwear is a fucking travesty @ZJemptv Omg congrats! @ValTheSpiderQ Sounds like a plan honestly @TheRealEssemtee It was! https://t.co/cNFNNfXtbt @emuchaton Good enough to eat :3 @emuchaton Mistress makes me scream a lot~ 💦 @cassie_complex He chose it because groovy[dot]com was taken. No seriously. "@ZJemptv That's exactly where I want it, honestly" @ZJemptv Hey nice butt~ "Finished my new Transformers shelf! Believe it or not, this is a lot smaller than my collection used to be. >_> https://t.co/wXzTNgl7s1" @ADirtyTrans Need any help? :3 This is an extremely good thread. https://t.co/QWE7pKeiDd @emuchaton YOU'RE SUCH A DORK 💕💕💕 I love my gorgeous robot girlfriends https://t.co/bmUnefAaeg "@MagsVisaggs @odinsdream @persenche @SixteenthCavern @glitchliz Can also confirm, you're the best 💕" "@MagsVisaggs Um, hello I'm gay and you're gorgeous~ 💦" @incantatricks I do the same with my kitties 💕💕 They know they are loved very much "No one understands more the phrase ""There is no ethical consumption under capitalism"" than Leftist Disney fans, lemme tell you." "I know this covers basically the entire company, but my love of Disney is in two very distinct categories that makes me nerd out in different ways depending: Movies and Parks. This isn't even including Star Wars & Marvel, which I loved before Disney bought 'em." Old mouse's shittiness was affecting my Overwatch play so I should break in the new one with a few rounds of quick play I think. New mouse because the old one was turning off randomly and just in general getting old. The buttons click so gooooooooooooooood UGH This thread lays out nicely what keeps me up at night as a Trans Twitter user whose follower count keeps growing https://t.co/Lm4mVao0sx "@spectra_belle Oh, I'm sorry. D: Blocking T feels wonderful, at least." "@spectra_belle Oh! I must've misrememebered, sorry. So your parents are cool with you being trans? That's lovely to hear, but yeah, maybe not that surprising if I was completely mistaken about your story." If you changed your avatar to Danny DeVito for the presidents day meme there's a good chance I don't know who you are anymore. This is slightly annoying. "@spectra_belle OMG CONGRATS!!! So like, not to pry but, I'm guessing your parents know and are willing to help? Or at least not trying to stop you?" "@aliceincamera You look cute af, fam. Sorry you're not feeling well, though. :/ 💕" "@rCharlotteSmith It may not seem like it at first glance, but The Magic Kingdom is the best of the four if you're looking for most rides that are must-sees in a single park. The other three parks are fun though. See Pirates & Haunted Mansion. Message me with any questions. I used to work there" "@rCharlotteSmith Never understood the ""just for kids"" thing. No, it's absolutely not just for kids. The mood and feeling of the parks is extremely immersive and fun. Each park also has a roller coaster if you're into that. Make sure you hit at least a few of the more popular rides." @DanielleSATM The Nightmare Before Christmas 🎃 @Untangled_Rose Literally showing off his wealth in his banner as if that isn't scummy as fuck what the fuck @OrangeMangudai I'm too gay for this send help @BoringNerdyKate Tale as old as time @queer_queenie Also: THIRTY SEVEN? In a row??? @norintha SAME @queer_queenie Where's the lie tho "@transwitchlexi @arhourigan To imply anyone in Overwatch is heterosexual is ridiculous. Moira is definitely ours, though." "@ChaKatKimber I have two guesses: either she says ""hero"" or they put the word ""fellow"" in front of ""human"" Let us know what you find!" @ChaKatKimber This would be an issue with any NPC that's the same race as your character. Whatever the solution is for that is probably your answer. Watching Sliders with Mistress! I had heard of this show years ago but never watched it. Weirdly ahead of its time in a lot of ways. @SteampunkPenny @FrillyHyena (I'm excited too~) "@Triclinia @SteampunkPenny If Mistress & ever visit Seattle maybe we'll bring it along. That'd be fun, wouldn't it, Mistress? 💕" @SteampunkPenny *whimpers* It's gonna hurt... 💦💦💦 Mistress ordered me a violet wand~ 💦💕💦 *whimpers & whines* @SteampunkPenny @rCharlotteSmith Have some things to tell your folks it sounds like. "If you're not following @strangeofgalway already, you should since she's awesome. She's a trans girl & was recently mistakenly added to the @TERFblocker list, so if you're using that block list you should at least unblock her!" @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale Emu it won't FIT~ @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton @Valentine__Vale This is very true. So many big balls and cylinders going into tiny holes~ @SartreBefore God there were so many innuendos. "Had a blast chatting on Discord with @Cosmos_Cookie, @emuchaton & @Valentine__Vale for HOURS. Also played a few rounds of Golf With Your Friends with Cookie & Emu with random sized & shaped balls. It's been a super fun & funny day & I have the greatest friends. Love you dorks 💕" "@AliceAvizandum If you look closely, one of them is a dork" @emuchaton Emu Chatin' send tweet "Okay because I guess people don't know this, the lovely lady on the right is @emuchaton and this is a dumb inside joke kinda" @Atkinson72R No it's @emuchaton Unless you mean the bird then yes that's me if an emu looks like this (exhibit A) then WHO IS THIS ASSHOLE https://t.co/HTkST06K1w @emuchaton Cookie told me about this pic in a Discord chat and I am so glad this exists. @Cosmos_Cookie Yes please~ 💕💕 @AliceAvizandum If you're a Catholic talking about masturbation it's also stored in the balls @BlazerBluejeans Yeah that's usually the solution Figma has. YES Thankfully they're making the girl first! https://t.co/37yfRBFn53 @rCharlotteSmith What if we make them wet Some girls get wet long before they get hard >_> @BlazerBluejeans Sometimes it's safest to wait @BlazerBluejeans You'll get it! This past time it hit me because I was queering it up with another gay trans girl~ @Cosmos_Cookie Suuuuuuucks D: @kara_drafter @maritronsbian lol big same Out of nowhere Mistress decided to make me cum by touching my tits~ So far is I'd say this has been a good morning 💦 Before transitioning you're basically just cosplaying your cissona My friend Meagan painted a galaxy onto my nails last night~ https://t.co/Xk5EO8TyaD "What would be ideal is her also wanting to play with Mistress too, since I DO like to share, but one step at a time~" "@ADirtyTrans Awww, thanks Jen 💕 I know YOU'RE into me. There were a handful of key clues :P" "Tai, the trans girl I met today, is just so fucking awesome and gorgeous and UGH. The scary part is trying to believe she's into me too. I can tell she is, but it's a matter of fighting back that doubt. It's still hard for me to believe that people are attracted to me." "@ownedkittyfaye Sweetie if I were a switch I'd gladly help but alas, 100% sub :3" @AmazonChique https://t.co/psC4ADhK71 I won't be coming home tonight My generation will put it right We're not just making promises That we know we'll never keep Wow how ironic are those lyrics 30 years later. Phil Collins is a Baby Boomer. "I've been working on a new art piece for a few days now. Because of the nature of the piece I don't want to reveal it until it's finished, but I really hope I can get there tonight as I'm excited to show you all." @ADirtyTrans I want my tits illated. I've had a severely emotionally taxing evening since arriving home Did Marco from Star Vs ever end up being confirmed as trans or are they still queerbaiting with him "If we're supposed to assume people are cishet until proven otherwise, and we apply that to you, that means you need to shut the fuck up and get back in your lane, Alternately: Take your own advice and stop trying to force a sexuality onto the character. Christ you're weird. https://t.co/qe6WVd6FAW" @deathpigeon Vikky how could you "I had one of those ""Holy shit I made it I'm a girl"" moments tonight. It just feels so right. I still can't believe it." "Too many trans girls to snuggle, not enough time" @Cosmos_Cookie FUCK no 💕 @toygrind Yeah we really need a revival of the universe/classics series. It's been on the shelves for 12 years now I want to see it more but this time revived. "Had a super queer evening with my cis friend Meagan and a new friend of hers she introduced me to by the name of Tai. She's trans and if I may say so, hot af. I gotta stop crushing on every trans girl I meet, lol :P" @strangeofgalway This is extremely relevant to my interests @Valkyrie497 Found it! Botcon 2012 https://t.co/cBbW4foNnF "@strangeofgalway Thunderbirds? They are go, aren't they?" @strangeofgalway I want one. Looks cool. @Cosmos_Cookie YES "@Cosmos_Cookie Overwatch, Wow, Minecraft, you could try to force me to play... is it League or DOTA that you play?" @Cosmos_Cookie Yes! DM me when you start and I'll be there! Those confusing feels when you're hanging out with a trans girl and her voice is so good you start to feel dysphoric D: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say that a side effect of HRT is caring about shoes and how your hair looks in the mirror." @spectra_belle Where are you watching this btw? @ToyGalaxyTV WE'RE GETTING A SPIDER-HAM!!! @spectra_belle SOMEONE TELL TOY GALAXY @spectra_belle Oh cool! "@spectra_belle I'd rather have Marvel Legends Rescue, personally More ladies is good either way tho" Oh hey today's Toy Fair! New Transformers incoming~~ "@LotusGramarye Yeah I know I'm very lucky with my body hair in general. I can't complain too much, lol. Laser even works for me so it'll definitely work for you if you're ever able to do it" My facial hair is light enough that sometimes I'll have stubble that you can't even see but I can FEEL that the debate with myself on whether or not to shave is endless @BoringNerdyKate You always have the best wholesome gay content 💕 FUCK YEAH I love these lewd cheesecake statues and you can be damn sure I'm getting the Pinkie Pie one https://t.co/6RCsngcHTD "@Valkyrie497 Really? I remember the Deluxe-sized one from like, 2011 or so (which got a Scourge repaint), and I remember the retool from the recent Octane mold, but I don't recall any purple repaints of either of those. I mean, other than Octane but that's a bit different." @transwitchlexi The Gayme Room "I'd trade almost any benefit of HRT for wider hips. I'd make 'em count, though. These hips would go for days. It would be mathematically impossible for them to claim falsehoods." @alvietron Sound plan "@RealDorianDawes Re-framing it this way makes me rethink my position. I never yell at others to not say certain words, but I did feel that use a word is not more important than the comfort of others (at least other trans people). This really gives me pause, though." @starshpgirl Just watch me lol (srsly tho I'm not actually taking place in today's Discourse but all the major transes are coming out of the woodwork to talk about it so I guess we're stuck with seeing it today) "Okay I guess it's official. THE DISCOURSE HAS BEGUN, EVERYONE. Today's Discourse topic: Can a trans person use a slur to describe themselves? Remember to run this into the ground and talk in circles for at least 12 hours. Let's keep this an exhausting fight. *DING DING*" where's the lie tho https://t.co/y8NUpWBEd1 @queermel I will however agree with you that when I see a trans person silenced by anyone (especially in a way that relates to them being trans) I feel incredibly uneasy. See also: https://t.co/cImBVxb0aR @PyrettaGrimm @queermel Okay "@norintha Discourse must flow, Jen. I've never read Dune. Would a Dune parody where it's Trans Twitter Discourse instead of Spice make sense?" @PyrettaGrimm @queermel You're not going to get what you want out of arguing with Ben in this way. Everyone here should follower Ruth ASAP 💕 https://t.co/vqWlCxAbWg @queermel The former almost always wins out. To me it's such an easy choice that I don't have much sympathy for someone who chooses otherwise. But I also don't feel right screaming at them to speak the way I want them to. "@queermel Yeah having a large platform is extremely silencing. It's not fair, but it's true no matter what you have that platform for, no matter your politics. Personally I weigh my desire to make others comfortable and safe against my desire to say a word." "@queermel ""For yourself"" is ambiguous. So you KNOW there's no way whatsoever anyone who could be triggered by that won't hear it? Possibly, but the internet lacks nuance and Left has a language policing habit. That's why you would be ratio'd. SHOULD you be? That might be a different convo" Woah they're doing another redesign! I REALLY like April & Splinter is super cute! https://t.co/px0FJd5GAm "I'm already at 1,200 followers and February's not even over yet. That's 200 followers in less than a month! Thank you, everyone! Welcome to all my new followers 💕" "@queermel I think said person is free to try. It's just silly of them to be surprised that their tweet declaring that they're taking it back got ratio'd. It should be a known risk. Beyond that, knock yourself out. I personally don't think it's worth fighting for." "@itsviviactually I think as a whole we're too invested in making a safe space for each other whenever we can. I think that's a GOOD thing of course, but it's yet another way bigots hold power over us. They can poison a term beyond use and we can't take it back." @alvarobmn I am more than willing to let it die. It is not worth fighting for. """I deleted it. Fuck off, everyone."" Buddy, the fuck did you think was gonna happen? Hell even if I agreed with your general stance I have enough of an understanding of Left Twitter to know the replies & arguments will last all day at least." "@yay_mie Well like, I personally don't care if people use it among their friends as long as they know they can't (or shouldn't) take that shit anywhere else. Like, for instance, Twitter. Especially if they have thousands of followers." """The Right"" even gets to SOUND ""correct"" because of a coincidental quirk of the English language. All they have to do is wait while occasionally sticking their foot out to trip us up. Gravity never relents. If we stop fighting, they win by default." "This is why it's easy for us to falter in small ways like use ""triggered"" in the flippant way the Right does. This is why compromise hurts us, but never them. The Right can't accidentally hold itself to a higher standard. It can't fall upwards." "The political Right & Left should by the Y axis, not X. The Left has to fight against gravity, against the force of the status quo, against ""How it's always been,"" against systems of oppression that are centuries old." "@ComradeCallie On the Left we care about ""idpol"" stuff. We set these boundaries for ourselves (as well we should). But the Right doesn't adopt our terms. For some reason we just want to shift that Overton window ourselves. Again, there are other examples but I can't recall them atm." "@ComradeCallie The Left started using ""triggered"" the flippant way the Right does in response to them. Same with ""SJW."" There are more examples but I'm drawing a blank. Tr*nny isn't a politically charged term in the way the others are, but in general only someone on the Right would use it 1/2" @starshpgirl I can't really link it without getting attention from her I don't want. You have her first and last name. It's on Twitter. @ComradeCallie We really love adopting terminology from the Right. "@cordy_fox No worries! There are often days where I feel my connection with and knowledge of this community hinders more than it helps, lol" "@vedia_lupae Yeah I usually don't even touch the debate, but in general there's no reason to fight for the right to use that term and I don't mind avoiding terms to make others comfortable so I land on the ""don't ever say it camp"" by default." @cordy_fox Last name Burns. Prominent trans woman on Twitter. Not really known for bad or awkward takes so this is a weird moment. No one's perfect of course. We're all human. I just needed to vent my discomfort. "I'm also hyper aware that the more followers I get the higher of a standard people will hold me to. It's not necessarily ""fair"" or anything but I'm hyper aware of it. I just feel like this could've been easily avoided on her part." @ComradeCallie It's really bad "I'll be the first to admit for some inexplicable reason I wish I could take back ""tr*nny"" but it's too loaded of a term. We're not at a point where the ""take back"" discussion can really happen (if it ever does). There's still too much hurt." Katelyn what the fuck you doing girl "This is how The Simpsons ""predicted"" he'd be president. It was meant as a joke on the show but it came from the fact that people knew that was a thing he wanted to try. https://t.co/hlAgO5gTVZ" @jayne_pea StarStilts sounds like a cheap Tomorrowland attraction they installed because the next E ticket ride got delayed @Valkyrie497 Was it purple? @Valentine__Vale @ownedkittyfaye A good Mixtress knows how to make a plan like that backfire~ @Valkyrie497 Ooh really? G2 Optimus would look rad as shit in Shattered Glass colors @Peachqueenallie L-LEWD Shopping for glasses! Here's a sneak preview~ 💕 https://t.co/OdXA0r5A2C @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos I KNOW RIGHT HOW IS SHE SO CUTE She's unbearably gorgeous I'm in public and was already a bit turned on and you're not helping :P @ADirtyTrans The frogurt is also cursed. I can't wait to see!! @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos !!! Not to butt in but I approve of this idea "@Cosmos_Cookie I'm still up for watching it, but I never find or make the time. It's a cute show!" @waitworry Yup! I love the songs in it but i still think they should have committed to a capella "I was such a fucking Brony, y'all https://t.co/bG55nPIvTD" @Cosmos_Cookie Maybe if gender would stop being so confusing @Lil_UnicornGirl She's gorgeous!!! 💕💕💕💕 @norintha It's not the funnest feeling. Luckily last night it was weird rather than super distressing. """Everyone cum in your fishnets"" made me giggle :3 https://t.co/LpH2nb5gQX" "Okay so if this is a problem for you, uninstall the app then reinstall it. Worked like a charm. The app itself went from like 14 mb to a few kb. Not even sure how it did that but it's better now." @waitworry Uninstalling then reinstalling did the trick @MathotahCuksikl I uninstalled and reinstalled and it worked perfectly. Thank you! @waitworry I'm looking but I can't find anything. Not sure what to Google either. @MathotahCuksikl How do I check that on Android? @TheRealEssemtee The 80s are my favorite decade musically without a doubt 💕 "Is the Twitter app chugging for anyone else? Like everything I click takes a second or five to register. Restarting phone doesn't work, nor does restarting the app." @Miss_Xhiel Sex robots. That's what did it. Oddly fitting. @Miss_Xhiel https://t.co/0BJS3a2bmr I muted the sex robot tweet. Two full days of blowing up my notifications need a break D: @alvarobmn You're a woman regardless of your genitals or how you feel about them 💕💕💕 "Whatever the opposite of phantom limb is but with like, your crotch. Having some of that right now. Not a full blown dysphoria attack thankfully. Just this feeling of ""Why is this thing attached who put it there can we fire them""" @Peachqueenallie Edible highs are suuuuuper chill & relaxing. It's a deep high that takes a while but is so worth it~ @Arkaen I'm not sure but I'm going to find out "I also get THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS EVERY TWO YEARS for glasses through my insurance! The plan is to pick out a cute pair today while running errands! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE, Y'ALL" Got my new eye prescription yesterday! I'm super excited because I didn't know they could add prisms to the lens that help you combine the two images your eyes take in. I've had terrible eye strain fighting my double vision ever since uveitis wreaked havoc on my right eye. @Peachqueenallie Yay you scored some weed! Happy for u 💕💕 "@Sirius7dk Doctor Jones, Bumble Bees, Back From Mars, Happy Boys & Girls, & Calling You are all really good" After my GRS I'm gonna own so many dildos It's going to be obscene @Sirius7dk Aqua is amazing but Barbie Girl isn't even their tenth best song :P @Kalindlara Hon you're adorable tho :3 @NeitherNora That thought occurred to me as well. I imagine I'd have a place in the revolution even if I refused to take up arms. @_sleepinghero Omnic sexbots when?! "I think murdering another human being, even justifiably, takes a piece of you you can never get back. I'd rather die than kill another human being. I hope others can respect my choice." "This might further explain where I'm coming from and give you a reason to handwave my opinion away, but I'm something of a pacifist." "PS when the revolution comes, I personally do not want a gun." @bunnarchist Thank 💕 @Lessons2history I don't know that's a massive mistake on your part. :P Her Hunchback video I think is her best one So yeah that's my Too Spicy For Leftist Twitter take """How will we arm the revolution if guns are restricted, Kat?!"" Illegally. There's always a way to get guns. ""So if the bad guys can get guns why even bother?"" Because it seems to have worked at least a little in every other country that tried." I love my leftist comrades but did y'all forget Australia exists? Can we make it so kids don't get murdered first before the revolution? FWIW I'll admit I have a personal aversion to guns that gives me a notable bias here. "I'm all for the idea of arming the proletariat but until we have a step by step game plan for dismantling capitalism & starting this anarchy thing, if we're talking about laws and voting and working within in the system: Gun laws helped in other countries. Maybe let's try that." @cisjender SHE IS PRECIOUS AND PURE I LOVE HER TOO @cassie_complex Omg I need this "@ExistentialEnso Sam, sweetie, go watch a Pocahontas or something. I think that's at a presentation level you can handle." "Hello to all my new followers I've gained through mutual robot lust! It's mostly just horny transbian tweeting here with the occasional Transformers post, lol" @LuckyFloweries Me too! I have a statue based on this artist's work & I love it https://t.co/8zkZ2CoX2T @TheRealEssemtee @sistawendy That was actually a different Transformer. There are two sets of Transformer clones (one Decepticon pair & one Autobot). Their robot modes are identical but their alt modes are different. I still need the Walgreens pack! @NyciiV @norintha I want piercings super bad! I don't really have a good reason to have put it off this long lol @TransEthics @octopodashuffle Yeah they're barely trying anymore it's a real shame. Blocked as well. @emuchaton As an artist I'm qualified to say that this is High Art @Treaos_Serrare https://t.co/s8TO2D20U3 @Syllatone @Tunucook @Clementine6337 @CosmicConure https://t.co/SyqYy0DO1c @muertaXangela @EffinBirds In cased you missed it (Should've used a different color for her but I love purple "UPDATE: I love my sister, y'all https://t.co/5xQdLE6ul3" "@iron_raptor 'Till All Are One, if you catch my drift~" @itsviviactually @emuchaton That is what that means you're right :3 I may not fully understand how Snapchat works but I'm glad I'm friends with @emuchaton so she can send me lewd snaps while I'm at the doctor's office d:< This guy gets it https://t.co/irFSOlSsYM @transwitchlexi @LLW902 @LucyDEire I've never been able to smile with my teeth that's bullshit D: Fuck TERFs @transscribe Why did it take this long? @Cosmos_Cookie Mistress just unironically called me & her other sub sailors It's spreading Siri show me white privilege https://t.co/ut1Igim6xN @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/UdRJvQca4H Hahaha I actually presented one of these for my speech class years ago. I like to think I had the needed self-awareness tho https://t.co/ciqQ1fUqO3 @Sharessan @PYR0CAT @FireHazardCat I'm good just reading the brainstorm :3 @Sharessan @PYR0CAT @FireHazardCat https://t.co/lbrfFboRfY @dsahollowearth Then you'd have a scary metal bone face "@oldeddyboy Silicone exists, friend" @bogvvitch https://t.co/8zkZ2CoX2T Awwww you're welcome~ https://t.co/TCY9czPxkX Once you go tran you become a fan send tweet @spectra_belle @bowiesapphic I mean ideally the real thing @bowiesapphic I'd fund this if I could @RoseHips Big same I'm getting followers from this thing lol Who knew my weird robosexual lust was such a universally shared feeling At least two big Twitter people I admire (30 Helens & Lindsay Ellis) retweeted this dumb thing and they don't even follow me https://t.co/0BJS39KAuT @JZBelexes As a trans woman ya done fucked up posting that in my notifications I guess I should clarify I wasn't ignoring what she was saying. I was skipping what I wanted to say to most of it. Oh I forgot to give the context: This was in reply to me expressing my fear of getting a haircut. A couple cis friends tried to do that cis thing where they say they know how I feel so I replied with that first reply in the first image. OMG LINDSAY RETWEETED MY DUMB ROBOT TWEET https://t.co/GWFKNWFle0 "I was being overly patient and ignoring a LOT of what she was saying in order to focus on the core issue I felt was most important. I barely know this bitch, ugh https://t.co/nvIBrxIiTZ" Cis people: Don't do this. (Images numbered in case mobile Twitter reorders them) https://t.co/PXs9uqdp6K @Cosmos_Cookie A friend of mine on Facebook offered to take me to the place she takes her family including her trans daughter so I think I might have a solution this time. Either way it's stressful :/ @RoryWalkerEsq @BlazerBluejeans I can't right now. "@rCharlotteSmith One of my friends got dogpiled for calling you out so I'm backing off giving her shit about it but beyond that, fuck that insular cutting out of ""problematic"" people. It causes more harm than it fixes. I think where you're coming from is completely understandable 💕" @Maiamancer I don't know what kind of hair I have I'm too scared to get a haircut because I'm clueless about hair & I don't even know if I want to ask a cisgender friend or a transgender friend to go with me D: @BoringNerdyKate BIG SAME @tpollard01 I have a cell phone YES YES YES https://t.co/wj8c3V4QLh "And then someone else at the old folks home will chime in, yeah and we could have stopped them but every time we tried to even MENTION the problem it just made the psychos angrier? Seriously we're being held hostage by cishet white men." @spectra_belle I mean yeah WE might not be there but hopefully someone not awful will survive. "@DJCPI @BarbiturateCat Extremely turned on, thanks 💕" @octopodashuffle @TransEthics So your definition is perfect if you ignore everything that doesn't fit within it. As we all know science only gets stronger when unfalsifiable. In some ways this is par the course of course but it really does feel like it's all coming to a head. The whole world will be irreparably damaged because of the fucking male ego. "In 50 years we're gonna be like hey remember that time a bunch of angry, entitled, cishet white guys sexually assaulted a bunch of women, murdered countless school children, voted a white supremacist into office and ruined the country for decades because feminism scared them?" @DJCPI @BarbiturateCat Definitely Sorayama 😎 https://t.co/8zkZ2CGyrt @Kitty_Cosmos Big mood x_x 💦💦 The wording is very binary-minded but no need to confuse the poor cis. He's been corncobbed enough without having to explain enbies. Sometimes the bigots own themselves in such marvellous ways https://t.co/uxBxsdMQBz @octopodashuffle @TransEthics Oh gee would you look at this that I found in your own damn source. https://t.co/l0YtOg5ETq @Frumple_James Automatic teller machine machine Detective comics comics @Comrade_Yui Because it's Pixar @uselessneetgirl FOOL OF A TOOK It's not like I could cum from just having my tits played with what a ridiculous notion how would you even prove that that's silly @TransEthics Is that like being stuck in a closet with Vanna White I know this isn't something that only happens after HRT but for me 8 months of estrogen has given me two fun pleasure buttons on my chest and I gotta say I'm a fan. @TransEthics Hmmmm there's only one way to be sure: This statement is false! @WokestDaddy @AliceAvizandum I can encourage her that sounds fun @Grizzlei Big mood "@AliceAvizandum Wholesome, pure content. Haram is bad, right? Opposite of that." @PowerOfMelody @SartreBefore You'll have to punish me I guess "@PowerOfMelody @SartreBefore Y-yes, Miss~ *soft moan* 💦💦" "@PowerOfMelody @SartreBefore Y'all can take my tits for a test drive to get a feel for them if you want. Just ignore my moaning, it's totally unrelated" @AliceAvizandum @SquireOfCydonia Sorry I don't speak gun @SquireOfCydonia @AliceAvizandum If you've ever played a video game you're aware that New Vegas is good. I'm pretty sure by law a New Vegas fan is required to kick down your door and recommend it the second you touch a controller :P "@Drommels_YT I believe the main dev led a harassment campaign against some poor women several years ago. If anyone remembers further details, chime in" @AliceAvizandum @SquireOfCydonia Fucking shoot me mommy @SartreBefore @PowerOfMelody Horny? On MY main? "@SquireOfCydonia @AliceAvizandum I still need to play that. I was specifically quoting Widowmaker from Overwatch (ie, the sexy female sniper)" Someone domme me into reading my comic backlog @katuration https://t.co/DNzI3jHVQi Every day that goes by without an MCU Squirrel Girl movie is a day we've failed as a society. "@_bruehl @shaun_jen It's tragic, really" A Hat In Time has some of the best 3D platforming in decades & no one should buy it because the developer is a tool. Welcome once again to late nite stoned Kat did that joke even make sense Flogging Molly is fun but remember to provide good aftercare & never do it too often to give your brain chemistry a chance to recharge I want them to play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral Breeders are so weird in the streets I'll be your breeder in the sheets @PowerOfMelody The fact that CoC didn't let you have radid pregnancy AND huge pregnancy was goddamn crime @PowerOfMelody EVERYONE READ HYPER INFLATION GENDER BENDER LACTATION FURRY PREG FICS THIS IS NORMAL @cisjender Literally horny on main "@Whorrorer @Lessons2history Cuties are cordially invited to eat my girldick, yes" @ComradCapacitor @PowerOfMelody Gettin' kinky on main hell yeah @Lessons2history @Whorrorer True facts Goddammit autocorrect TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT I DON'T WANNA LET YOU GO TILL YOU SEE THE LIGHT Super creepy song but how can you not sing along as loud as you can to that part @Whorrorer @Lessons2history The only ethical discourse is whether we should eat ass (we should) Remember when Undertake took over the goddamn internet for like a year straight. That was fucking awesome. A taste of this playlist. Just tunes that make me feel good. Some of the songs are about sad things but what I like is the music itself. It's a good playlist for drawing. https://t.co/0x1hwfg2kH "@ComradCapacitor Y-yes, I could... Never thought or fantasized about that, nope >_> 💦💦💦" Fact: Transitioning alleviates dysphoria and makes us happier Fact: Letting the belief that we're not real women directly leads to people murdering us Conclusion: You're a heartless asshole if you insist trans women somehow aren't women CW: pregnancy The fact that I'd like to try being pregnant but don't want a kid probably means it's a good thing I don't have a uterus @XylariaVG You're a victim of the system. It's not your fault. @AliceAvizandum Cherchez la femme @XylariaVG I don't think you're useless 💕 @AliceAvizandum @jayne_pea Same @OhMiaGod *offers hugs* My brother hasn't spoken to me in a year and I miss him terribly Love this song https://t.co/mfBvxx34qM I'm literally sitting at my desk despite the internet being out because I can't sleep and wanted to listen to music https://t.co/sDxfvSIZIh @AbbyFreakinRage @starshpgirl I do not @AbbyFreakinRage @starshpgirl I wanted one so bad @starshpgirl @AbbyFreakinRage I DO Do you remember Make 7 Up yours @RoryWalkerEsq Oh wait maybe the photographer was just short? Weird angle either way "@RoryWalkerEsq I'm 5'11"" and I still have a gut, I just don't take pictures of it. The photographer here keeled for some reason as I recall. It's funny looking for pre-transition pics because back then I never tried to take flattering pictures to compare with the tricks I make sure to use now." @AbbyFreakinRage I mean I like Sprite so sure @starshpgirl I only knew a few of their songs but otherwise same Mountain Dew Ice: Literally Sprite but with caffeine "I'm talking before age 12, specifically. By 12 I know I desired to be a girl." I have almost instinctual memories of wanting girl stuff so fucking badly but nothing concrete. Just a vague certainty that I wanted it all so badly but knew it wasn't allowed. I think I buried most of the concrete memories. Sometimes the feeling is right You fall in love for the first time Heartbeat And kisses so sweet Summertime love in the moonlight~ If Aqua didn't awaken feminine feelings within me as a teenager nothing did @RoryWalkerEsq Here's one https://t.co/4015PW9aJl @waitworry I'm really fucking glad I've been glued to Twitter while this garbage has swept Facebook. @__code_witch @RoryWalkerEsq Chelsea's like 29 isn't she @RoryWalkerEsq Btw HRT does tend to make you look younger despite me looking a bit younger regardless. Have you seen my pre-transition pics? "@RoryWalkerEsq Transformers are lucky enough to not have dysphoria. Or rather, their dysphoria is just ""I'd rather be a different gender"" Which is a form of gender dysphoria but not the kind most people mean." "@played_straight @RoryWalkerEsq My mom and grandma both have/had hair that never got gray, just lighter and lighter as they got older. That would be the German side of my family. I dunno." @RoryWalkerEsq Thank you that means a lot. I've always felt younger than I am. I sure don't feel 30. @RoryWalkerEsq People tell me I look younger than I am. I'll be 31 in May. I recall seeing a tweet of yours and being pleasantly surprised that it implied we were close to the same age. Hey when's the firmware update for Genitals supposed to go live? I've been stuck with the outtie model since like 1987 and I specifically requested an innie. @TransEthics @genderemix My new dick will be a vagina @neuterednspayed All of these things are adorable This but unironically https://t.co/KU7HtqUZrj @AliceAvizandum I wondered if I should @ you in that Hoth Summer Games tweet but it looks like I didn't need to :P @genderemix That's better :P There are errands to run tomorrow with Mistress and here I am wide awake at 1:30am. Guess I'll be needing caffeine tomorrow... @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia https://t.co/6bhvYvmLhl @genderemix Were you both playing with 60 card decks? @starshpgirl Yes D: @starshpgirl Yes it's a dog whistle for them. @Eremitpurpur My OCD is my biggest enemy when drawing. I only draw digitally but it takes forever because I can't not obsess over every line. The big picture of the piece is much more important but it can be hard not to get lost in perfectionism. Also that emoji barely fits the mood and given it's history with the alt-r*ght it just looks threatening. "That text there is actually from Tumblr talking about how much I used to like them (rather than the content of the post from this person) Get over it, Tumblr, we're through. https://t.co/9CVg3Xuqkp" @AliceAvizandum Alice this is main @Latooni11 @WynneOwner Sorry about this arguing. I don't like doubles but I was half joking. "@Latooni11 @WynneOwner Yeah that's why I hated Colosseum! :P I don't want the battles to be hard in the core game. I like using my type knowledge and level advantage to steamroll. I DO get that that's not super common among players, lol" @ZJemptv My Binx was laying on my chest purring and getting loves from me for a while tonight despite the dog he hates sleeping on the floor nearby. Momma's chest is too comfy to resist it seems :P "@LeftAtLondon *crowd cheers, babies are born, world hunger has ended*" "@Latooni11 @WynneOwner No, it defaults to asking you if you want to switch out before the opponent sends their next Pokemon out. It might do that for doubles too and I forgot, but I know it does it for 1v1. It's an option you can turn off" @Latooni11 @WynneOwner Yeah I think I just hated Colosseum. I've beaten most of the games but 99% of my playtime for the past 12 years or so has been completing my Living Pokedex. @WynneOwner Wait maybe I'm misremembering and the thing I hate only Colosseum did. If an opponent Pokemon dies does it tell you what the next one will be and give you a chance to switch out? I KNOW it didn't in Colosseum. Beating that game for the Gen 3 compatibility soured me on doubles. @Latooni11 @WynneOwner Seriously it doesn't make things more fun to have to burn a turn just to switch to a Pokemon that can defeat the one that was just sent out. Just makes it tedious & annoying. @Latooni11 @WynneOwner NOOOOOOOOOO I SUFFERED THROUGH BEATING THAT GAME TO UNLOCK THE ABILITY TO TRADE THOSE PRECIOUS GEN 2 POKEMON INTO GEN 3 "@WynneOwner Doubles & triples just take longer & are annoying. And for players like me who prefer having the ""Will you change Pokemon?"" text turned on, it effectively negates that feature. If it were up to me I'd get rid of them entirely. I'm crotchety and have been playing since Gen I :P" @TransEthics @Sirius7dk Oh weird... Oh fuck... No seriously I want some https://t.co/aULRY2TD2A I don't understand the follower count. I gained 11 followers in the past couple hours but never got a notification for them. I'm led to believe by that and a couple other reasons that the count is not updated in real time. @TransTwill @PlayOverwatch @tinysnails Wonderful! @aliceincamera I want to pretend women never do that shit. @LeftAtLondon That was beautiful. I need a tissue. @PowerOfMelody Thank you 💕 "@waitworry Capybaras are bigger than that, I think" "@kandie_monaee @bangsaturn Silicone goes where your bits go. The robots won't be made of iron, so no rust" @queer_queenie Might need to try this honestly @spectra_belle I wish I knew @ShasOFaiz Abby is still my friend. Cool it. "Thorne is not a fake woman and that kind of rhetoric is getting us murdered you ignorant, heartless monster. https://t.co/tupJTnvHBF" @emuchaton Is Snapchat fun? I used it once for a femme filter early in my transition then never used it again >_> @AliceAvizandum Why did my phone add that extra word @aliceincamera They tell a little story! The tiny one was super thirsty~ @AliceAvizandum I know one of this those words D: @CaseyExplosion @petercoffin Yes :P @rCharlotteSmith Saying yawuw instead of yahoo @FrillyHyena @rCharlotteSmith M'salior @Cosmos_Cookie "Mistress: *sleepily in bed after a long day* I'm too tired to get my crop, just behave... @SteampunkPenny" @ExistentialEnso I've already lactated a tiny bit 8 months into HRT. It's a natural thing the body does. Wtf. @Clementine6337 @CosmicConure FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SEX ROBOTS LET'S DO THIS @rCharlotteSmith (My Mistress loves it) @rCharlotteSmith What is it with steampunk and Mistresses? YES YES YES https://t.co/Hvhkw1eJhc @emuchaton Will there be pictures? :3 "@ExistentialEnso @spectra_belle Did my suggestion to disengage at all help? It's undoubtedly exciting in some ways to see a Twitter battle of yours (I got involved too), but watching it I also knew people were either tired of it and/or worried about you. I worried. Is there any way we can help in the future?" @ExistentialEnso That seems like a dark website that I don't want to touch. I think I'd drive myself nuts watching it. Sorry a famous person unfollowed you. It might seem silly to some but it fucking sucks to find that out. I'm feeling a lot better now. I was in a pretty dark place. Thank you all for your kind words 💕 @Josieraiderfan Thank you @itsviviactually Yeah with the recent push to include more female characters (which I love btw) you'd think that'd be an obvious place to adopt more Animated-inspired lore @Untangled_Rose Absolutely @spectra_belle It's okay this is the best way this could've shaken out "Love how, in a fit of depressed self-loathing I asked people to hate me and instead out of nowhere patched things up with a friend who I thought never wanted to speak to me. That was literally the opposite of what I asked for :P" @spectra_belle *hugs* "@spectra_belle Thanks. Reconnecting with you helped a ton, honestly. Was not expecting that to happen today, lol" "Emotional state: Better, could use more hugs n' snugs Physical state: Still sick with something Today's been grand, lol" @Kalindlara *offers hugs* I'm feeling better and I appreciate the kind words "Also, corporations aren't people. Stop acting like they need to treated like celebrities." Adidas being supportive of queer people in 2018 instead of its entire decades-long existence up until now means about fuck all to me. All this means is it's not unprofitable to not be bigoted which as bad as it is these days doesn't surprise me much. https://t.co/SXkqd7s1Im @norintha One to put Cyber Queen to shame~ @norintha Feeling a little better. Crying a ton helped. Talking with a friend who I thought hated me and turns out doesn't helped. *hugs* @Untangled_Rose Thank you @Kalindlara I don't feel like I deserve to hear that @Untangled_Rose That's funny because I've seen you hate on one of my friends. Honestly it makes me feel slightly better to hear you of all people saying that You should all fucking hate me I guarantee you I'm probably friends with some person the community hates. I'm friends with several. I can't just hate my friends so you all need to hate me @AbbyFreakinRage I try to be everyone's friend and that just makes me lose friends I care about I fucking hate this. I'm not blaming you. Kinda venting. I'm sorry. @AbbyFreakinRage I'm being unnecessarily mean. It bothered me that Speck is saying who knows what about me. Did she mention Ellie? We dated online for like three weeks. Ellie is bipolar. She has these blowups that I don't know how to handle. I just want to be friends with people. I'm sorry. @Cosmos_Cookie That is a big bath! And yeah same. Can't wait to lose this thing. @AbbyFreakinRage I think Speck has me blocked. I'm not accusing you of lying. That's not the same thing as asking for proof. Honestly you should probably block me too as that's the second friend I've had to avoid mentioning around you. I'm getting sick of this community's urge to eat itself. "@KitsuneAlicia This is also why they want to convince people that TERF is a slur, partly because it's a word that's gaining traction. Without it, they're no longer easily lumped into a single category we can identify." @KitsuneAlicia Yes and in the meantime play into what I've been told is a TERF tactic. They don't want to be called transphobic either. Lawmakers use that term. Academia uses that term. They'd love for a newer word that FAR fewer people understand to take its place. @Cosmos_Cookie LOL that's fine @Cosmos_Cookie Is your bath fucking huge or is it the camera angle @AbbyFreakinRage You're making a pretty grave accusation about a friend of mine. I'll need better proof than that. @alvietron Did not know this was happening & I'm immediately unsurprised @AbbyFreakinRage Which Nazi "@KitsuneAlicia This is actually something that I always forget immediately after having it explained to me, other than remembering misogyny is not the same as bigotry. It's very specifically tied with gender expectations & assumptions." @rCharlotteSmith I'M I'M NOT @rCharlotteSmith Wait I seriously thought I wasn't an exhibitionist wtf @rCharlotteSmith Big mood "@KitsuneAlicia Transmisia isn't as understood, transmisogyny doesn't mean the same thing. I'm aware of the alternatives when I say there isn't a solution that pleases everyone." @Cosmos_Cookie Real talk though becoming friends with you made me stop using sites like that. I was already feeling guilty about it but I'm an actual hypocrite if I'm friends with a sex worker & don't pay for my porn. @Cosmos_Cookie Yaaaaay lewd copyright infringement! :D @OneLameShark Wait there's debate on which one has that ability @Cosmos_Cookie It's only theft of Emu's trademark if you take pics of your butt afterwards @itsviviactually Lots of water today that's for sure. @Comrade_Yui Often it feels justified. But I was really taken aback by the optics in this particular instance. "There's something deeply troubling about the optics of me apologizing to a cis person for using the word ""transphobia"" I'm not saying I wasn't being ableist. I'm just reflecting on the overall picture. And it's upsetting to me." "@funnypanJa This is why I don't feel there's an adequate replacement for transphobia yet. Again, I'm sorry about this. There's no solution here that makes everyone happy." "@funnypanJa It's not a 1-to-1 comparison, that's true. As I understand it, racism is more that just ""I hate POC."" It has to do more with structural injustices that date back centuries. It's not merely bigotry, it's not merely hatred, it's not merely fear (though it includes all that)." How about I make a better thread about what I just deleted when I'm not feeling sick. "@funnypanJa It doesn't mean the same thing, much like anti-black doesn't have the same connotation as racist. I'm sorry." These are the sex robots we should be fighting for https://t.co/012Q5rJ1pT @funnypanJa It would be. I'm concerned we're playing into what TERFs want by obfuscating our language. "@sistawendy Had his work in mind when I made that tweet, actually. I own a statue based on one of his pieces! (Excuse the mess, this shelf isn't done yet) https://t.co/X5QA482rLj" "@ZJemptv Fucking love how in response to the recent Contra thread that explained this clearly & succinctly, their response was ""I don't agree with that"" Yeah I imagine you don't given that it completely invalidates your point. Bigotry is a helluva drug." """I don't agree with this thread that clearly explains why I'm wrong."" This is your brain on transphobia. https://t.co/MuPUlyWUP1" Ooooooh fuck horny on main please stand by 💦💦 @ADirtyTrans Jen why aren't we fucking right now D: "@ADirtyTrans You're so good at adding small touches that make me wet. >_> Like that ""what if, what if, what if,"" part. As a massive sub, that sent chills down my spine~ 💦" @ADirtyTrans Jen what's the big idea leaving me wet & hard with no warning? D: 💕💦💦🍆 @OneLameShark I'm 30 (still too young for G1) and I use the same reasoning :V @RealDorianDawes Eternal mood "WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE SEX ROBOTS WITH CREEPY RUBBER SKIN MAKE THEM SHINY, METALLIC, & MECHANICAL THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF FUCKING A ROBOT DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE" @queermel I think a lot of fandoms from that era helped people come to terms with their sexuality & gender. Pretty sure My Little Pony played a big part in me accepting feminine things into my life as an adult which I quickly learned I loved. @ExistentialEnso It happens to the best of us 💕 How is it possible I feel sick & weak again!? Yesterday I got better!! D: @daftprinceling @TheTransMenace Private property: The ultimate cryptid @TheTransMenace I don't... I don't understand the logic at all... Bones & height are the only things we have no control over past the first puberty and it SUCKS. tfw when you see a trans girl with hips and you're like I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BUT I NEED TO SCREAM FROM JEALOUSY FOR JUST A SEC BRB "@RoryWalkerEsq It's almost... what would you call that, like... authoritarian? :P" @ExistentialEnso Like Judy Hopps' arc is a fantastic beginner's guide to checking one's privilege so it's frustrating that it's within a narrative that takes it as a GIVEN that cops are an inherent good. "@ExistentialEnso Yeah if we're specifically talking about off-duty, there are good people that work as cops. But the phrase ""good cop"" makes my skin crawl. (And I am totally signing off on letting the adorable cartoon rabbit be the only cop we approve of but I'm a bit biased :P) https://t.co/h8MQJzrU32" @LizzyWyrd I mean I think breeders are pretty weird sometimes too so I get it :P @LizzyWyrd Same @LizzyWyrd I was aware of budding but I wouldn't have been able to tell you which continuity that was from. Like I said the majority of them don't love the idea of talking about anything close to robot sexual reproduction. :P I gotta get back on reading the IDW comics. "@LizzyWyrd Yeah they reproduce, but not in any sexual way, even asexually. My loose headcanon is that, given that they're natural mimics, they'd eventually start to mimic the genders of other species too, but it still doesn't explain why they limited themselves to just two genders." @LizzyWyrd Transformers don't even reproduce asexually. They don't reproduce at all in the vast majority of continuities. But you're right that there's no reason they should be limited to a gender binary. "@LizzyWyrd Any Transformers fan worth their salt knows about Thunderblast's nips, yes :P She's not the only one with rockin' tits nor was the she the first, is my only point." "(For context: That name was chosen for the G1 character who was male. Animated Drag Strip is a lady simply because Botcon didn't have enough relevant molds with car alt modes. But the unfortunate ""drag"" connotation is still there so she's ours now for recompense) https://t.co/VnSO1rXEbZ" Drag Strip is a trans girl who decided to keep her somewhat tragically ironic deadname 👏 AND 👏 THAT 👏 DOESN'T 👏 MAKE 👏 HER 👏 ANY 👏 LESS 👏 OF 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 https://t.co/9fjVFtBneN "@LizzyWyrd Yeah Cybertronians seem to usually get smaller/slimmer bodies when they use feminine pronouns, with Strika & Strongarm from Robots in Disguise being the rare exceptions. Either way though they don't tie gender to genitals which is awesome. https://t.co/gzz1qzuGmb" "@LizzyWyrd Blackarachnia is the queen of robo-boobs, please. :P https://t.co/yWyYKvHSMz" @Lookin4Serenity (Also I believe this video gives suggestions on where to start other than the beginning if you don't want to read over a decade's worth of comics) @Lookin4Serenity Here's a quick crash course on the IDW comics universe if you're interested: https://t.co/jPCmryIqKs "@Lookin4Serenity The movies are their own universe just like the MCU is it's own universe distinct from the Marvel comics. If you do decide to read Transformers comics, I'm specifically talking about the modern IDW ones. There were some in the 80's made by Marvel that are good, but not queer." @ExistentialEnso If I could risk painting with a broad brush I think that's a really common trans feel. I feel the same way. @Lookin4Serenity They do! They even have trans characters in the comics Transformers is a goldmine of potential queer representation because of the basic concept of its lore (gender without reproduction) & luckily the comics have taken full advantage of that Tailgate & Cyclonus are lovers too~ @ExistentialEnso Sometimes it's nice to clean house a bit. I can't even imagine having that many followers. How do you stand it? D: "@Valentine__Vale ""I mean not like anyone WANTS to be a boy but we work with what we got, right?"" - Egg Me" Strika is a gorgeous trans girl who didn't want the Cybertronian version of HRT or surgery AND 👏 SHE 👏 IS 👏 VALID 👏 https://t.co/U8Pk9ewoYq "@Valentine__Vale But also: EXTREMELY TRANS, RIGHT?" @Valentine__Vale https://t.co/HUkas8WCpk's entries are intentionally humorous and it's one of the reasons I love reading it. 👏 INFERNO 👏 IS 👏 TRANS 👏 👏 ALSO 👏 THIS 👏 WIKI'S 👏 TERMINOLOGY 👏 IS 👏 NOTICEABLY 👏 PROBLEMATIC 👏 https://t.co/oEvoxuVNcG 👏 WASPINATOR 👏 IS 👏 TRANS 👏 https://t.co/RWNSkp2KbC @queermel https://t.co/q2mkNNhyPK Wearing belts/collars: Fun and sexy! Drawing belts/collars: E N D M E "I'm sure it doesn't exclusively happen to trans people, but my TL is mostly trans people and I care a lot about my trans siblings. It breaks my fucking heart to see someone I care about beat down like that. Just keep it in mind. Protect trans people." "This person has become an unmentionable from the EXACT SAME TACTICS. They were goaded into a corner and blurted out an extreme either/or scenario that their enemies used to turn their friends against them. Please don't fall for this shit again, everyone." You know Thorne isn't the first person this has happened to in our community. There's at least one other person I can't even mention because the stupid fucking discourse around them has gotten so toxic. Me: Okay good good art is big picture-focused. Focusing on details will make the piece take forever and that level of detail isn't as important as having confident linework. My OCD (looks up from having photoshop zoomed in 600%): What? @ExistentialEnso I think you might have to disengage for a while. They're just going to keep doing this. :/ @emuchaton 💦💦💦💦💦💦😍😍😍🌈💦💦💕💕💕 @AliceAvizandum THAT'S ADORABLE LRT that would be Takkun bringing me leaves if I let her outside :P "@Kalindlara Otherwise literally every other album of his usually keeps me captivated through the whole thing, even through songs I like less." @Kalindlara I guess hate is a strong word. I guess I would say the last song of whatever newest album he has (it's Mandatory Fun of course but I've noticed this issue for many years) never transitions well into Ricky. @Kalindlara That's super neat but I hate that song :P (Unless you're a dork like me and have the entire thing in order of release year as one of your playlists) @AliceAvizandum Cis people don't know what that means I wish that was a joke but they really don't fucking get it @BoringNerdyKate https://t.co/stTRTLsSvh It's easy to forget that Weird Al's discography begins with some random woman doing a terrible Lucille Ball impression @messhallcook You are a woman. 💕 I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman https://t.co/mLvKF11wlV @SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 This is the same tactic TERFs use against trans women. "Siri, show me arguing in bad faith. ""People like you"" mean tankies and that's explicitly obvious from the greater context of that back and forth, but now they have a screenshot to spread around without context. PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, EVERYONE. YOU'LL BE QUIZED LATER https://t.co/5VLq7MyJ7Q" Let Thirsty Late Nite Trans Twitter commence! https://t.co/Q89eP5hbBz @genderemix @ADirtyTrans RIGHT!? "@ADirtyTrans U-unrelated, but... um, Jen I'm uh, I'm on t-track for visiting next m-month just fyi 💦😍✨💦" Y'all should follow Callie ASAP https://t.co/xJ0rIbgtvg @ExistentialEnso I'd love to leave that tweet up but the nature of Twitter ensures I'm gonna be reliving that embarrassment hours from now as new people see it :P Life comes at you fast https://t.co/0XhUWQMPQ1 @TransTwill Only in WoW is a 95% considered a failure :P @ExistentialEnso LOL shows what I know ahahaha "@emuchaton *crowd cheers, all sadness in the world ends, cancer is cured*" @ExistentialEnso I also identify as AnCom 💕 "@emuchaton Damn, same" "@TransEthics Hahahaha Mistress is a manager at a Target. It's ours now, fuckers." @TransEthics Same Maybe none of my other followers care about Jesus Christ Superstar but it's gotten me in the mood to listen to the album again. I grew up with the (original?) 1970 recording and it's one of my favorite musicals. @ChaKatKimber Two things that scare me about this: -This is a VERY effective silencing tactic since not everyone will look into the details and just trust others that it's true - Complaining that it's a silencing tactic is what actual white supremacist do so it makes things worse @Valkyrie497 Let's just say I completely disagree with your stance in its entirety. But how about this: Judy Hopps is adorable and I based my fursona off her 💕 Brewing tankie bullshit making me feel like Judas from the first minute or so of Damned For All Time https://t.co/NWBM7vPQQe "My wrists even FEEL lighter and weaker? I don't mean weaker opening jars and stuff, just like, typing and shit. Not to the point that it's difficult at all, but noticeably different. Mistress described it as ""birdlike"" and I very much agree. I loooooove it~" @rCharlotteSmith There's a super relevant-to-the-current-stupid-discourse answer I want to give but I just said I was gonna stay out of it. @Lessons2history Maxmimum Kink @Cosmos_Cookie I wondered if you didn't. I don't believe I've seen you two interact. @NotoriousEMC2 @ExistentialEnso The person in Thorne's screenshot is genderqueer you bell end. "@Cosmos_Cookie It's just between Thorne & the tankies, but some of them are trans and at least one of them loves to screenshot. Thorne's really good at finding these people, unfortunately." @CupcakeCreature I did that for Tracer despite https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S being my main. Her golden weapon's going to take me forever D: "No, NO. Not doing this again. Not getting involved in another Trans Twitter War. I know the signs. I'm heading for the bunkers." "@waitworry @ExistentialEnso Then it's not cissexism or cissplaining (I made that mistake earlier as well), but it's still anti-trans or transmisic. And yeah, you can be trans and transmisic." "@ExistentialEnso If she's actually genderqueer the terminology has to be adjusted, but it's still super shitty." @ExistentialEnso OH HEY IT'S MY FAVORITE THING WHERE THEY USE RACE TO CISSPLAIN REMEMBER HOW I LITERALLY SAID THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING LAST WEEK. @CaseyExplosion If you ask a Mr. Meeseeks for a white ethnostate he just immediately shoots you. @ExistentialEnso How do these weirdos keep finding you. Following you is just a who's who of who I need to block. :P @ExistentialEnso What a fucking dill weed. @ownedkittyfaye Big same "@RoryWalkerEsq Like I want to be say, ""Well she gave it to the host of the livestream and presumably he asked and if she wanted it protected she gave a fake one"" but it still feels scummy to say publicly? You can DM me if you want." Livestram right now that has Contra as a guest is listing her last name and I never would've guessed it in a million years. @strangeofgalway They don't line the inside with green screen? Must be shooting from an angle where you can't see the opposite window (like in this photo of them coming out) Seriously I love all dogs but I have a special connection with pitbulls that I can't explain. Comes from both owning one and working in a shelter where they were often the last to go despite being the biggest sweethearts. Someone shows me a picture of a dog: Awwww what a good doggo I love them! 💕 Someone shows me a picture of a pitbull: I would die for this animal. "@ExistentialEnso Using individual examples of specific people to try to convince someone who understands it's a societal, structural issue is kinda bringing a rubber sword to a gun fight." @Lessons2history You're such a domme :P @LewdKnitberg Then you're fine. It's a name coined for authoritarian leftists. "@ZJemptv The only issue is that no one is petting that doggo friend But seriously kids get it. EARLY in my transition at work I had a kid (7 or 8 maybe?) ask me if I was a boy or a girl and I told them and their reaction was basically ""Oh okay cool!""" LISTEN I DON'T DESERVE BEING THIS CALLED OUT Even got the year right... >_> https://t.co/hHiJJpIRPf @norintha Ah! Well it's important to lay down the basics first :P "@Cosmos_Cookie @ownedkittyfaye I might try some nipple clamps to prepare then, heh Before HRT my nipples were JUST ticklish and I don't like being tickled. Only like a week ago did I finally feel pleasure at having them touched so this is all super new territory to me despite loving the idea of it for years." "@Cosmos_Cookie @ownedkittyfaye And there's no lingering pain afterwards? I mean, I assume hours or days later there's discomfort but I mean right after. Your description is exactly how I would describe laser hair removal which I tolerate just fine so that gives me hope." @norintha lol I'm surprised your phone hasn't already l;earned that. New phone? :P "@Cosmos_Cookie @ownedkittyfaye Fuuuuuuck you've sold me on rings, Cookie >_> My relationship with pain makes no goddamn sense though so it's gonna take some major courage to actually go through with it..." @ExistentialEnso Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism is just a Happy Thought away! Who knew! "@ExistentialEnso You know, if this guy chose to be a high class, why is he wasting his time arguing with you? I'd be living it up and having crazy parties with celebrities. Oh maybe he chose not be in a higher class. That MUST be it." "@AbbyFreakinRage My main priority is the civilians. I care about them and I don't think any of them deserve to get hurt. The American government can fuck off, and so can the Kim family." "@CaseyExplosion There's a time and a place to ""both sides"" an issue and it's never when talking about a victim of abuse. I've heard stories about one of the victims of GG that caused me to unfollow them. But I rarely talk about that because IT NEVER HELPS THE DISCUSSION. IT ONLY HELPS ABUSERS." @Frumple_James HashtagLightWeightFeels @Frumple_James No joke that's one of my favorite dril tweets @AbbyFreakinRage https://t.co/VIb1LD5Gj9 "You'd think they would've offered to send each artist a copy of the shirt, but, you know... capitalism. So like my art is out there on a handful of TeeFury shirts and I've never seen it in person." Back when TeeFury was super new they had a contest of sorts where they invited artists to draw their bird mascot and I think everyone who entered got their art on one t-shirt featuring it all in a big collage. But when it released I was broke so I never got to own one. :/ "@TripleStaff Yeah if I felt comfortable adopting the burden that some of these labels can incur, I'd call myself probably an AnCom? But for the most part I just say I'm pro-socialist or just straight-up anarchist. Left of left and as south as the chart goes." "@Lessons2history I know first hand how frustrating it is when you're trying to vent on your TL but not be specific to avoid starting drama and everyone wants to know more or guess who it is, so... thank you. 💕" "@Lessons2history You've been talking about this a lot. You should do it! My self-esteem can't take anymore ""What if I fucked up again?"" thoughts. :P (Seriously though do it for your own benefit I'm half joking)" "@terrylj3 @PsaraPiercing @ContraPoints It's an easy mistake to make, but she hasn't been genderqueer for five months :P Like no shame in not keeping up, but just to update you real quick for your own information." @dogbomb1 I'm proud to be gay because it's fucking awesome. Not sure what this asshat's confusion is. @terrylj3 @PsaraPiercing @ContraPoints Her pronouns are listed clearly in her bio. "Friendly reminder once again that if you're a tankie, unfollow me. And I know it's one of those words that you never self-identify as like SJW, hipster or TERF, but you fucking know what I mean. Just unfollow me and move on." Hahaha what the fuck *block* https://t.co/E6wc1qd1K1 @septembergrrl No need to apologize at all! It's cool 💕 "@septembergrrl @ContraPoints Well the point is you don't feel your preference was solely dictated by their genitals, right? Also it was very much an image meant to play a ""gotcha"" on young cishet guys who bought into the ""liking a penis makes you gay, bro"" myth." "@ContraPoints There was an old pic that used to circulate on 4chan (I was a different person in my late teens) showing a pic of Buck Angel nude next to a pic of Bailey Jay nude & asked which you prefer. The idea was to prove it's not all about genitals. Doesn't really factor at all, really." "Found it. Digimon Adventure Tri, Amazon has 'em (Crunchyroll too but only with Flash? Fuck that). 21 episodes listed, and I don't see any dubs?" What was that recent Digimon Adventure sequel miniseries called? I started it up years ago but got distracted since subs are hard for me to watch (I like to internet while watching stuff). Has it been dubbed yet? Where's the best place to watch it? "FFXIII for sale, never used https://t.co/HCLKi6mD5N" Finally something even more unsettling than the Luigi Mushroom https://t.co/KMT6RCPDNz "@waitworry The smart one's do, at least. Mistress's dog is still trying to figure out that my cats are not for chasing. :P" "Ugh, and I meant to say ""precious"" not ""previous"" but I guess it still works" "Those were MEN'S My Little Pony pajama bottoms. This was like 6 months before I came out as trans (now I just wear even comfier ladies 'jamas lol). I wore them until they fell apart, lol." "Facebook reminded me of this previous moment 2 years ago between Takkun and one of my late rats, Splinter. My kitties were fascinated by my rats but they never tried to eat them, thankfully. https://t.co/yNqwnTo81Q" "@ichboxerentner @hotcistakes Careful, you might get a screenshot of this featured on this very Twitter account. :P If you're cisgender and heterosexual, here's the short version: We have to deal with this ignorance countless times per day. It's easier for us to laugh and move on." @hotcistakes Wow a hundred gay friends. 100 of 'em. That's a lot of friends. "@Lessons2history *offers hugs* A lot of your trans friends understand it. Cis people might be behind the times a bit, tho. :/" "@Lessons2history I keep saying it, but I just block most cishet guys. It's not at all hard to pick them out, either. Most of them thirst follow you and their account reflects that. (The domme thing I'm safe from naturally tho lol)" @amberhasgay @GoodWitchLeigh I'm always here to support my fellow trans siblings 💕 @ZJemptv It used to be with Firefox. Chrome doesn't remember the details of the tab after a bit so I have to click them to refresh what they are and it just breaks the OCD/procrastination spell for me so I close them more regularly. :/ "@Waffliesinyofac Interesting. Yeah after like the 11th or 12th book or so my mom deemed them Satanic and didn't let me read them anymore so I missed a ton. Also it's been like 20 years so I might've just forgot, lol" "@gwen_no_fear You're not a good person, you're an AWESOME person for recording that 💕 (But yeah even I noticed the positive/negative rating ratio on it. I never go into the comment section, tho...)" OMG AL I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDD https://t.co/LjjidyvFpl @Waffliesinyofac Ax naturally had the power as an Andelite so he could do all kinds of things the human kids couldn't (at least initially). @Afroauthor I figured that's what you meant 💕 You don't even have to communicate with anyone. It's just a calendar on their website where you click the day and time you want. Don't get me wrong I fucking love it but I'm still dumbfounded it works that way. Wow I spent the last couple days dreading having to call and make an appointment to start my name change process but the Colorado fingerprinting place is actually in the twenty-FIRST century and lets you make them online. This is... it shouldn't... be this easy... @Valentine__Vale I checked your bio and somehow missed it. I'm sorry. :/ BIG ANIMORPHS MOOD (Though in the fifth book Marco tries to turn into a human security guard and can't. I feel like I read somewhere they were able to turn into humans in a later book though?) https://t.co/Nb0clfHkSM @ayellowbirds THANK YOU 💕💕 @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark Well of course she can she's the best in every other way @Josieraiderfan Fair @ayellowbirds Where did you buy it? I can't find any on eBay... @OneLameShark SHE WAS MADE FOR YOU "@Valentine__Vale I know these are sunglasses, but... further evidence for my ""women in goggles are hot af"" theory" "Without spoiling anything, is there an actual paradox in The Cloverfield Paradox because that'll greatly inform my decision to watch it" @dubsteppenwolf Muting Film Robert is a good way to improve your Twitter experience @Lessons2history I feel like Texas legalizing weed might take a while @Lessons2history Omg yes!! 💕💕 @Lessons2history Fuuuuck I'd get high & watch Sentai with you! @Lessons2history The show has lasted for like 50 years it's not underrated :P Also https://t.co/XxIsMaiQVZ Few can top @Lessons2history's domming skills https://t.co/tgcaqZw7II @AbbyFreakinRage You should totally boink @NyxWorldOrder Love it when I make the cut after a following purge 😎 @Peachqueenallie (Also can I share a screen cap of that tweet because it's hilarious) @Peachqueenallie YES MISS~ @Peachqueenallie I WANNA WATCH THE ONE WITH THE SHARK LADY IS IT GOOD ALSO THE PIRATE ONE LOOKS RAD AS FUCK @AbbyFreakinRage Are you into her? :3 @ExistentialEnso Games are fucking awesome. I've been playing them my whole life. Gamers are the problem. Funny how even some of their own can't think of an anecdote to indicate otherwise despite their very identities relying on it. "@DogpatchPress Much like in grade school, ""Just ignore them"" does little to actually solve the issue of either bullies or fascists." "I really just love it when I can use a hyphen. That's my personal bias, I suppose. If it were up to me it'd be Iron-Man & Bat-Man." Spider Man Wreck It Ralph Banjo Kazooie Pee wee Herman Star Lord I swear going by suggested searches the rest of the world seems unaware that hyphens exist. I still have Wreck-It Ralph and you can't take that away from me https://t.co/nNFcQjSXGz I was actually just thinking about how my rapidly evolving opinion of the police over the past six months or so has completely ruined Zootopia for me. https://t.co/P4qbMETp6N @AliceAvizandum Honestly I've only really skipped the ritual sacrifice so far but the month is still young @vedia_lupae I like you! 💕 @OrangeMangudai Couldn't even find two of them to back this claim. Not even two. "@OrangeMangudai Love how it says ""anthropologist says"" not ""anthropologists say.""" @aliceincamera As a fellow gut-owner I'm authorized to say you look fine~ @aliceincamera Alice just turn on the light it'll look fine right now it's just a little little silent hill-y @tpollard01 I'm able to reach everywhere. it's seeing those areas that's the problem. I just take it slow and feel my way around. "@YumiScott There's also no Gameboy Pocket, no DS Lite, no DSi, no DSi XL, no 3DS XL, no New 3DS, no 2DS & no 2DS XL The list is being consistent. :P" The replies are exactly what you're expecting https://t.co/szLM9NwV4k Same https://t.co/6eX2kRuUPL @julesprom (Note there's no DS Lite & there's only one listed 3DS) @julesprom It's the same hardware as the original Gameboy. Technically so is the GBC but the marketing push really tried to sell it as a new console. "@NeitherNora I usually open jars with my off hand because of the direction they turn, but I should try switching. Didn't even think of that." Gameboy Color & I feel extremely called out https://t.co/pymntHtGSM @a_nice_frog Where do I sign up 💦 "@petercoffin FWIW I love longer videos, but I get where you're coming from." @BustyChubbyBirb How will I get at my pickles? D: Ooooh now I want pickles brb "HRT update (35 weeks): My wrists are noticeably thinner! Never going to lose bone mass of course but I'm definitely losing muscle mass. I've also noticed my jar-opening skills have been reduced to practically zero, lol This is awesome!" "@quatoria Very much so, yes~ 💦" @quatoria 😍😍😍 "@Valentine__Vale I'm sorry, but, I can't lie... I like big butts." @Valentine__Vale And that's a bad thing? :3 @emuchaton Spiral sleeve? AND THEY MADE A PLUSH OF HER I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANT A THOUSAND https://t.co/XhtYUkVdeb "Okay first off, I learned that one of the more recent Sentai characters was shark themed which is fucking awesome but SHE'S AN ACTUAL SHARK THAT'S THE COOLEST FUCKING THING https://t.co/6oIAqfx0oT" @JacksonEflin @queer_queenie Oh fuck I might need to listen to that! "@Cosmos_Cookie You mean like re-upload it? You can have it, it's your face :P (Credit me if you think it won't ruin the joke)" @AbbyFreakinRage @Cosmos_Cookie She kinda choked @Cosmos_Cookie here's the final piece https://t.co/XcU641csay @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton So many rear admirals on the poop deck @Cosmos_Cookie Oh fuck I spent so long making this I forgot I planned to put your face on it D: (And I just love that I found the cover for the imported version :P) @Cosmos_Cookie I spent way too long on this https://t.co/RrYIlV2GRN @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton I've got badtweet fever It's driving me insane! @Cosmos_Cookie Yeah she's fucking amazing I don't blame you (Captain Celaeno from the My Little Pony Movie btw) @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/1zqYtsaHRV @rCharlotteSmith I thought so too but I Googled to make sure https://t.co/MXgM29VTc9 Thalyssra in particular I loved. I haven't cared this much about a character in WoW since Lilian Voss. Anyway this is all to say I'm really glad they're a playable race now because I am interested in exactly 0% of the other ones. I fell in love with the Nightborne as soon as I met them in the game. I'm not usually a fantasy elf fan but something about their story & aesthetic really appealed to me. https://t.co/k058tUlhfl I love the part where the music swells at around 1:34 https://t.co/zzRkPKio8b @Lookin4Serenity My god we found him The perfect sealion @Cosmos_Cookie I didn't even see the original comment so no worries 💕 @Cosmos_Cookie Yeah mpreg has always kinda squicked me out One of these dorks has slid into my notifications and Jesus Christ it just keeps going https://t.co/4PUMKssDEy "@Cosmos_Cookie All the damn time, lol Also I think you're describing a show you only had over there :P" @queer_queenie It's the first time they had to become a pack of wolves. Could only have one male because of the alpha myth. I think they flipped a coin to see which guy had to be a girl for the mission. Can't recall which one it happened in though. Before book 10 I think. @ExistentialEnso You don't need to tell people gamers are toxic. You just need to explain it to gamers. Everyone else understands it fine. @Valentine__Vale This is why I block 90% of cishet men @EponymousKid Okay 💕 I don't know if it holds up but 19-year-old egg me loved the shit out of it. "Hey speaking of YA books about teenagers that transform into animals awakening dormant trans feels in their readers, this book is basically Transformation Fetish: The Book and at the end there's a Q&A with the author who confirms there's an intentional implied lesbian romance. https://t.co/wUQfvA35gZ" @EponymousKid Well I can be weird like that sometimes. My bad. 💕 @Maiamancer OH FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT I'm unlocking some deeply-buried egg memories "@EponymousKid No it's okay. I sort of meant more like she was metaphorically trans what with feeling ""different"" for being a mutant." @EponymousKid Really? I'll admit I didn't watch most of the Comedy Central ones... Only 90's trans kids will remember the weird feelings you got from reading about how Marco had to be a girl wolf that one time in Animorphs @Flowabelle @cakeoryx I picked the first one specifically to fight that urge Turanga Leela is trans @Valentine__Vale Remember to exfoliate & use lots of lotion! Red bumps may show up but those get better with regular shaving~ "Think it's time to shave my bits again. Laying in the tub shaving your legs, crotch, etc is super tedious but I also find it very affirming? Like boys & enbies can shave too of course but I feel super girly when I do it~" @ExistentialEnso @KitsuneAlicia Oh cool! I'm the worst at remember to play with others but if you ever want someone to run dungeons with you or something hmu! "@ExistentialEnso @KitsuneAlicia Yeah on the main server I play on, Tichondrius, it's one of every class and lesbians all the way down lol (btw have we ever swapped bnet account names?)" @ExistentialEnso Funny how eager they are to prove us right. @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie Our hair is always perfect and on point. The pictures prove it! @KitsuneAlicia @ExistentialEnso (Didn't come out for another 7 years though >_>) @KitsuneAlicia @ExistentialEnso I never roleplayed but for years I didn't allow myself to roll female characters. Deep down I thought it was perverse somehow (internalized transphobia no doubt). Then one day in like 2009 or so I started WoW again and refused to play male characters. @MagsVisaggs I had a Xanga too! Wow that's a blast from the past. @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale Saaaaame lol @ExistentialEnso I think this is part of the reason it can sometimes be tempting to assume people like this are teenagers. "@ExistentialEnso It shows their inability to even attempt to understand views outside their own when they so often take this ""This doesn't bother me, why can't it not bother other people?"" stance." "@emuchaton Oh, hon... I hope that's not as bad as it sounds *offers hugs*" @emuchaton @Lil_UnicornGirl This can happen with any kind of creative output. I haven't drawn anything for months for similar reasons :/ It's kinda funny since I don't think most of my followers even know I'm an artist >_> @ownedkittyfaye These are all very good skills and you're unbearably adorable fyi 💕 @queermel Ah the magic of internet hormones~ @ContraPoints I wonder if you'd get as much pushback from people claiming it's rapey and coercive as you do when it's said of trans people. I think the assumption that we're all a bunch of perverts colors people's reaction to this kind of thing. @Lyesea242 Awww that's super sweet. I really do mean it when I say I was bedridden. Couldn't do things around the house despite wanting to. Mistress took such good care of me though 💕 @hellooooo00000o @disco_socialist 😎😎😎 How did I get the cake song from Lazy Town stuck in my head @emuchaton Like do you mean ejaculating because if so tell me your secret Spiro has dried me all up D: @hellooooo00000o @disco_socialist The good life is having great sex AND playing competitive Overwatch 😎😎😎 @WholesomeHrnGrl Yeah it must have been a bug! Fixed now though thankfully. 💕 "@ContraPoints @LiteratePervert I think this is why it's so easy for this discussion to get out of hand. We're not stupid. Sometimes we can tell when the other half is implied. But you can't base an argument on a hunch or woman's intuition, unfortunately." @WholesomeHrnGrl It's a great feeling being subservient to your domme~ "@WholesomeHrnGrl I have no idea why I had you blocked, but what's even weirder is how it was possible that you saw my tweet and how it was possible that I saw your reply... Anyway, I've unblocked you, apologies." @ADirtyTrans 💕💕💕 @ContraPoints In my experience most of us wouldn't really fight that? I mean there are awful trans people out there of course but I feel like no one wants to push against being turned down like that. You'd have to have a level of confidence/arrogance that a lot of us don't have. "You know your a good domestic slave when as soon as you're feeling better from a day and a half of being sick & bedridden, you immediately jump out of bed and start doing chores without a second thought~ 💕" "@ContraPoints Yeah transitioning for me has VASTLY improved my sex life. You're definitely not alone there, Contra. HRT really is magic 💕" @SteampunkPenny Thank you Mistress! Love you 💕 @WynneOwner Awww you're super sweet 💕 STOP TEASING US ANNOUNCE SMASH FOR SWITCH THIS IS RIDICULOUS https://t.co/PVls914kLd "@JordanPDunsmore Yeah but is that Klepek being mildly ironic? ""EXTREMELY woke"" sounds like he's joking. But joking about what? I know he's left of center... Is he really being sincere there? Then Woke Gamer must be dunking on him?" @panderp Galaxy brain I'm so fucking confused. Like clearly Woke Gamer is a parody account but are they dunking on Klepek or is the account run by Klepek to dunk on Centrists? https://t.co/ulCvMUPLw7 @ownedkittyfaye That first point in particular is really convincing :3 @ValTheSpiderQ Vultures are fucking gorgeous and I will fight anyone who says otherwise @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/8FhN5OSVdx I feel rather useless being out of commission for two days. Things that need to be done around the house are piling up and I know that's taking a toll on Mistress :/ Binx is not a lap kitty. He is very specifically a chest kitty 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/PCP1HKVzTX @ZJemptv No wonder my therapist believed me. I had 17 years of it before I finally saw someone for it. "@RealDorianDawes Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah they're SO welcoming to all. You just know if you brought that up to one of them they'd endlessly deflect with ""It's just a joke!""" @ChaKatKimber Go have foods! I thought I was through this stomach virus but today's shaping up to be spent enduring stomach aches & cramps while this thing works its way through the final segments of my digestive system @transwitchlexi There is NEVER a bad time to listen to Toto's Africa @Valentine__Vale I have to tell you this might be your best tweet yet Gotta say it's been great enduring this meme while having the stomach flu. If your fursona smells like pizza I'm sorry but that's kinda gross. https://t.co/Zjjna9ZsES "No judgement on Jamie here but you just know the producer was like ""Okay we need footage of you trying out dresses & combing your hair in the mirror."" Trans women who refuse to play into this tired trope don't get interviewed. https://t.co/r3hGVP84Ge" @lesbianzenyatta We've found him The goodest boy @wehpudicabok FWIW I assume it's because I've done it so much. I don't think this is a site-wide restriction or anything. @TripleStaff I could give those a try So apparently blocking a corporation no longer removes its ad. It was fun while it lasted. @DragonCarebear Gadget Hackwrench is hot okay The Dark Knight Rises was a movie that we let happen but we need to learn to forgive ourselves for it. If you don't support sex workers please unfollow me @RainBlackKat Literally a week ago someone on my Facebook said Vegeta was trans lol Stomach virus couldn't go out without a bang so I just suffered through 20 agonizing minutes of stomach cramps. Either pepto bismol or indica weed did the trick since I was trying everything I had to get rid of it. He's actually sleeping snuggled up next to me! Too dark to take a picture but my kitty Binx is such a clingy momma's boy~ 💕🐈💕 @hotcistakes @rCharlotteSmith Wow the boobs don't even have to be huge really makes you think @renegade_roo These are some solid smells 10/10 @emuchaton but can we make it even gayer @GameGrumps It's how dinosaurs work too "Me, talking to my past self: So it turns out you're gay. Like REEEEEAAALLY fuckin gay Past self: But... I like girls Me: Yeah and it's SUPER gay it's amazing Past self: ..." @emuchaton Also I love that shirt @emuchaton p heckin gay which I am 100% here for~ I have a kitty purring on my chest :3 @Csx86Music Oh fuck good to know. Thank you for all your help! "@Csx86Music I figured, thank you. I've no interest in tempting fate with that. If I didn't give a shit about ODing I'd probably be on molly 24/7 lol I'm careful with that shit is all I mean" There's no way Roadhog has never taken it up the butt is what I'm saying You know there's a fan theory that says Roadhog's Take a Breather ability is probably just him huffing poppers. @BootlegGirl @Csx86Music Yeah that lines up with what others have said. Thank you!! "@Csx86Music Okay. Just means I have to work up the gumption to go into a sex shop. Not impossible, but not as easy as I'd prefer." @Cosmos_Cookie Oh good so it'll be super easy then :P @Csx86Music Yeah yea Jungle Juice Popplers from Futurama >_> Is this something you've needed to buy in person or can I be a lazy bitch & order them online? "@Cosmos_Cookie The only reason I assume they might be is because it can't be that easy, right? We ban all the fun stuff in the states. If they're not now I just gotta figure out where to get 'em." @Csx86Music Do people really call it nail polish remover or was that just a random example @BlazerBluejeans God I hope not. It's a buttsex drug :P "@BlazerBluejeans OMG link them please? I was JUST thinking about how there's really no documentaries about them. I mean we have docs about He-Man, Star Wars & a bunch of other toy fads but not Beanie Babies." Are poppers illegal? @Cosmos_Cookie That sounds super fun! @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/OYzy1bb8xK "@OrangeMangudai No gods or masters in the streets Oh god, yes master in the sheets" "Nausea is coming in waves, but that means there's glorious moments where I'm not nauseated and I'm thankful for that." @spacetwinks It only leads to trouble and... seat wetting @SatanaKennedy This sounds like a solid plan you should do it Update: still sick "@Cosmos_Cookie Probably a good idea, unfortunately. This shit makes my blood boil. Protect sex workers, dammit. Fuck." "@RainBlackKat ""This is just like that Back To The Future movie!"" ""Mom, stop.""" @Cosmos_Cookie Understandable. Her recent one is on autogynephilia and it's pretty good. Regardless though it's unfalsifiable to assume as a given that all trans women are lying about this. Means it's bad science. "@Cosmos_Cookie As Contra said, it's all based on the scientific theory that trans women are fucking lying." @ComradeCallie When I was like 12 I remember asking a friend's older brother during a sleepover how a vaginoplasty works like he somehow knew(???) I stopped being invited over... No fucking wonder TERFs & transphobes don't know we often fuck each other. They can't even acknowledge it without their entire worldview collapsing. The ONLY thing that changed was the assumed cis dude is actually a trans woman. They could even be having sex the same way they were before this freshly hatched trans woman transitioned. But HER transitioning suddenly invalidates the sexual attraction the other trans woman has? "Like, within that framework we're assumed to be men, right? And a trans woman who has sex with cis dudes is a ""homosexual transsexual,"" yeah? So if one of those so-called dudes realizes they're a trans woman & takes HRT, suddenly NEITHER of them are ""actually"" into each other???" Autogynephilia is so obviously bullshit like I don't get off to myself. I get off (and often have sex with) other trans girls. Cis people really have no fucking idea how much a ton of us happily & willingly fuck each other. @rCharlotteSmith See a doctor if you can. @rCharlotteSmith Are you caged? Maybe it's a circulatory thing? @CallipygianQT I'll miss you :/ One of the many benefits of cat ownership: Snuggly kitties when you're sick 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/wUzAqzJQYl @PubicZirconium The song I Know Who You Are from Moana wasn't any more noteworthy than the rest of the songs on that album until someone said to me they got trans feels listening to the lyrics and now I can't listen to it without crying >_> "I know I'd feel better for a solid hour afterwards if I could just vom a little but nothing is working :/ (Again, stomach virus! Feels a bit problematic talking about this >_>)" The downside of having an iron stomach is it's 10x harder to puke when you have a stomach virus. @BoringNerdyKate @AnneAfterDark Awww thank you that's so sweet 💕 @raz_swirl Bovine furs are ironically enough immune to mad cow disease @ADirtyTrans Oh Jen I'm so happy for you! How does it feel? "@betsyschullerrr @NOTVIKING No, but they might've gotten it from Brian Regan :P" "I'm too weak, dizzy & achy to get out of bed I hate this :/" @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/PZ0vfPq8mf @CaseyExplosion Yes hello how do I retweet something 500 times Stomach flu 2018 update: Today has been spent mostly moaning in discomfort as my stomach keeps reminding me it wants me to puke. I already did that once today I don't want to do it again D: I know I'll feel better after but I still refuse @Papess_Sophia_C *Cause we're all dudes hey @ExistentialEnso It's almost as if this is all a bunch of bullshit designed to protect male egos @Cosmos_Cookie You might be right but that's super depressing @Cosmos_Cookie I too hate those people @TheTransMenace Awesome! It makes me super happy to see trans people discover more about their genders 💕 I may be sick but I'm laying on my back rn & my boobs feel heavy af which is the fucking best 💕 @tpollard01 Yep! A lot of mammals can but rats can't Very much looking forward to having Gatorade when Mistress gets home and brings me some~ Have to wait another 10 hours tho :/ I don't think anyone on this planet believes for a second that D*nald Tr*mp has never sexually assaulted someone. The problem is his supporters legitimately do not care. @glirebunny Real talk it being in pink is a huge selling point lol @transwitchlexi True facts You're spellbinding 😍😍 I fucking hate blocking people who it appears is new to being trans but I just can't deal with that right now I am quite literally too sick & tired to deal with someone who self-identifies as a 'sissy' in their bio following me. She seemed super sweet & new at this but that shit is dysphoria-inducing. Sorry. @InnerPartisan I'm fucking losing it over the goth skunk Why am I thirsty while sick it's not fair *whines* 💕💦💕💦 @transwitchlexi I've always wanted to be hypnotized 💕💦💕 I'll refrain from saying anything more on your main >_> @RoryWalkerEsq It's annoying to take them out lol Otherwise good point @adowabwe_toy @ConfusedSwitch Thank you!! 💕💕 Someone buy me that porg~ https://t.co/pJwhhNSEsu I might be sick & fever-y but I am so into the idea of being locked up forever y'all FACT: Watching Giant Bomb while sick will cure what ails ya https://t.co/wiAPydiwzv Not to say gray beards can't be sexy but I'm a lesbian most days so fuck if I know I'm getting a vaccine asap. I might have a fear of needles but getting sick twice in one flu season has to be a sign. @Kaelyrhn @transwitchlexi No idea why i had blocked you sorry. Unblocked. Seeing the beards of a few YouTubers I follow turn gray in their 30s makes me so glad I'm a woman omg @transwitchlexi Well said. That last paragraph in particular sums up why I'm so kinky I think @CallipygianQT @AliceAvizandum My new favorite thing is fuckboys assuming Alice lives in the US @ExistentialEnso OnTheFence? Is this like a parody Centrist Twitter? Did you know: Rats are incapable of vomiting @Comrade_Yui @Ex_AnarchoAnon Omg rhude Galvatron > Megatron and the sooner we accept that as a society the happier we'll all be Hey are y'all ready for delirious fever tweeting cause like that's what I'm about today Exhibit A: Typing that made me puke lol "@transwitchlexi Well you probably didn't need anyone saying this, but that's totally valid 💕" @OrangeMangudai Omg you're cute af!! 😍 "@transwitchlexi *offers hugs if you mean you won't be able to because of cost, offers thumbs up if you mean you're not certain you want it*" "Said fever dream was just an incoherent mess of Power Rangers & arguing on Twitter because all I was really doing last night was watching those Linkara videos & Twittering until like 1am. The thought of a Megazord makes me wanna puke, lol." Woke up from a fever dream feeling weak & queasy. Somehow I've managed to get sick again this year despite not being sick for years leading up to that 🤢🤢🤢 @rCharlotteSmith And you're so cute when you admit it~ 💕 @TikaratheMew Yeah it does that sometimes @Bouthicca ONE FEAR I'd like to thank @ExistentialEnso for fighting the good fight for hours now & showcasing a ton of new Gamer sealions for me to block I think I'm in the market for a chastity cage if anyone has any recommendations? >_> Jesus fucking Christ https://t.co/EHhLitxrzf @ExistentialEnso Not sure why I didn't block this guy sooner @AliceAvizandum Aaaayyyyyy "@gwen_no_fear @Hbomberguy @RationalDis @cultofdusty ""Masculinity that is toxic"" perhaps? Would probably still get misunderstood honestly" @00d4n1 Now THAT song is stuck in my head! @00d4n1 Well now it's stuck in my head too @JordanPDunsmore Big same @vedia_lupae <3 U 2 @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/PzWPJYmr4L "@Redcarder Was there a Japanese release? Even if this is the only mold of her the paint is probably better. Assuming she's a Sentai character, of course." I just learned of the existence of Poisandra from Power Rangers and I need a figure of her immediately. https://t.co/TA3qEE9ylB @AliceAvizandum Might want to go on lockdown. @ExistentialEnso Storm @ExistentialEnso Static Shock @rCharlotteSmith Also I just asked Mistress to look into getting me a cage >_< @rCharlotteSmith This is so fucking adorable I can't stand it @julesprom I can't help but assume the latter "1999 tried to warn us about being complacent in systems of power that are designed to control us with The Matrix, Fight Club & Office Space and a bunch of cishet white boys took the exact wrong message from at least two of them." @emuchaton It's super fun sometimes to deny it tho :3 @Djw175 Lucas was nothing if not a really good business man. That's why he thought to ask for 100$ of the merchandising rights and sequel rights. @petercoffin @ExistentialEnso I agree. Also a bit scary. @Djw175 Every Star Wars movie made past the first one was entirely to cash in. HOWEVER I am SUPER pumped to see young Lando. "I wish I could say I was excited for Solo. I don't even have a reason to think I'll hate it (or at least like it less than Rogue One which was fun), I'm just for some reason not excited. I watched the trailer once and actually glanced at Twitter for a second or two during it." "@SteampunkPenny Some Transformers at the very edge of the picture there, lol~" "@ExistentialEnso @petercoffin Yeah I debated whether or not to just @ him for credit, lol" @ExistentialEnso That's how you know it's a cultivated identity. "@midorikonton Oooh, good idea! As a first step it's actually a great way to start. I'm too far along in how I understand my gender for it to be anything but dysphoric, though. :/" "My big fear with cosplaying a female character right now is that people will read me as more of either a crossdresser or a genderbent cosplay, neither of which I want to be seen as. HOPEFULLY I'll one day be truly post-transition at which point I'll be cosplaying like hell" @Frubunny (Renamon is my favorite Digimon though because of course she is lol) "@Frubunny My love of Digimon is 1,000% nostalgia-fueled so I'm the weirdo that loves Adventure." "My love of Digimon is 1,000% nostalgia-fueled so I'm the weirdo that loves Adventure." "I only cosplayed for a few years before coming out as trans. Now it's a case of getting over/working through the fact that if I do it again, I'll need to pick a female character. And yes, NEED. Dysphoria's a bitch like that. (Also that's what I'd want anyway tbf)" "We have to think about YOUR weird beliefs, opinions & rules about gender 24/7, show a bit more effort than that, cis people." "That's not even touching on other extremely important reasons like how men might react to seeing a woman (especially a trans woman) walk in, but the dysphoria example I think is something a cis person could figure out on their own if they just fucking THOUGHT about this." "So I'll give you a guess as to why trans women might use the women's restroom before we have ""The Surgery"" (IF we have it at all)." "I think as long as you know at least a little about trans people, you're aware of dysphoria. Not every trans person has it, it affects of us who do have differently, but entry level, Trans 101 involves some concept of it." "LRT what's especially cringey about that is you just KNOW that coworker was thinking ""Well if you don't have a vagina yet you may as well use the men's room, right?"" This is why I say cis people, even the well-meaning ones, never stop to actually think through all this." @hipsterpelagius And it sucks because sometimes I get new friends and a sense of community from the trash fire. "@ExistentialEnso Also real but less interesting: Cave of the Winds (from the initial Manbearpig episode, which is another example of how they were problematic in dunking on climate change but hilarious with their Cartman plot)" @Lessons2history When you're able to we should do dungeons or something 💕 @ExistentialEnso See also: The Casa Bonita episode. (My favorite factoid about that as a Coloradan is telling people that's an actual restaurant and they exaggerated nothing in their portrayal of it) @ExistentialEnso It's more satisfying and funny when Cartman gets his just deserts. "@ExistentialEnso I still really appreciate their episode on Tourettes Syndrome (Le Petit Tourette), as someone who has it. It's a complicated feeling knowing that those same people made Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina *shudder*" Just because I'm only level 40 doesn't mean I can't look good 😎 FACT: Women wearing goggles are hot https://t.co/EFvsvHrevS (I mean I don't get it until 110 but I prefer the expansion content more. Even BC would be preferable) Uuuuuugggggh I just want to be level 60 on Alunaari. At 40 currently. I want that damn Nightborne armor dammit @AliceAvizandum Hey Alice I have the greatest idea let's try to justify structural issues by pointing at nice people within them "@AliceAvizandum Literally their entire purpose and function is bad, yes." This sums it up beautifully. https://t.co/urjKqjH2vr "@petercoffin @SecretGamerGrrl We got your back, Peter 💕" @El_Tapatio96 @ExistentialEnso Yeah I got real close to being the worst of the fuckboys. Things like South Park (but also the online communities that embraced it) very nearly ruined me as a person. I have a lot of close friends that had to fight their way out of it too. @El_Tapatio96 @ExistentialEnso The penultimate end result from cishet white boys growing up on Xbox & South Park. @ExistentialEnso The Right is really good at stealing terms for their own uses then ruining them. @queer_queenie Oh my fuck yes @ExistentialEnso Damn near 4 fucking years since G*merg*te and they think toxicity in gamer/nerd culture is somehow rare and unusual. "@ExistentialEnso It irks the shit out of me when people dishonestly try to use race to silence & cissplain From what I hear, race can often be a vector through which people are excluded from nerd culture, but race could have been left out of this discussion entirely & Kern is still wrong." @SecretGamerGrrl Jesus Christ I didn't know it had gotten this bad. Is there anything we can do? :/ @queermel Relatable content "@alvietron @petercoffin @tolntran Spicy & orange, it's... oh" So it's more or less been 8 months since I started HRT and I'm already super pleased with the results. And then I think I have a good couple more years of change and it's almost unbelievable!! HRT is magic~ 💕✨🌈✨💕 Typo in there that makes me sound more flustered lol "Contrary to what T*RFs think, ""peak trans"" is actually when just, despite just rolling out of bed, you realize you still look fucking hot in the mirror. (ps I look fucking hot af rn)" @gothfemme How can anyone not @RaeUK @Viviomana That wasn't what she said. @petercoffin Can we eat him first "@Viviomana Yes we're in total agreement there. I only take issue saying sex & gender aren't the same in humans. I have a penis, my sex is female, and my gender is also female." @deathpigeon Sounds slightly less fun I'll admit. :P If the weather isn't shit next time maybe we can go together! "@Viviomana Sex is absolutely gender (allowing for anything less invites TERFy definitions like ""male women"" or ""female men""), but sex, even ""biological sex,"" doesn't align with genitals." @deathpigeon Oh shit that sounds kinda fun actually Also ur cute <3 "Literally got the same line twice in the same lootbox. Technically not the same voice line, but it's the same line. How's that for a shitty pull. https://t.co/Du9aTaYHGX" "Damn, I'm pretty heckin gay" @BoringNerdyKate Oh fuck you're gorgeous and I'm so very gay~ 😍 Hey next Wednesday it'll be 35 weeks on HRT for me and it'll be a Wednesday AND the 14th just like the day I started back in June. Fun lil' coincidence. @MagsVisaggs Good to know. I'm about 8 months in and I hope I get to that point! It's snowing! :3 https://t.co/selOVQVjx4 "@MagsVisaggs Can I ask how long you've been transitioning for? I know it's different for everyone, but I'm wondering when I might be able to expect that for myself." "The issues @Cosmos_Cookie is having with the UK border trying to get a partner of Rae's into the country is unbelievably bullshit. Literally just because they're trans, queer & poly. It's blatant, unashamed bigotry & nothing more. I'm fucking livid about this." "My ""screenshot the earlier version of the tweet to remember what you said because mobile Twitter doesn't let you copy text"" trick will end in harassment if I don't remember to remove the goddamn image attached. Uggggggggghhhhh" TAKE THREE ON THAT LAST TWEET FUCK "@Lessons2history Oh yeah I got people @'ing me saying they looked up to me at like, 500 followers. It's surreal." "@Cosmos_Cookie Sorry, my mistake. It's still bigotry. It's still hatred of happiness & love. I can delete it and fix it if you like." @Cosmos_Cookie @nekoconfessions Oh noooooo Oh god I'm so sorry @Cosmos_Cookie Christ I hope you can work something out. I'm livid just reading about this transphobic bullshit. @MagicTransGirl Double nice https://t.co/0m050H0j2T @Cosmos_Cookie This is really scary. Is it usually this bad? Asking one of my cats if she could get me a soda is peak cat lady @ExistentialEnso @BlanchardPhD I never heard of his bullshit before transitioning but anyone who contributes to trans people not transitioning can fuck all the way off. Sorry you were delayed. So happy to see you made it though 💕 @AliceAvizandum @freezydorito FUCKIN' https://t.co/ErFDADiFfl "@freezydorito @AliceAvizandum That's my secret, Captain. I'm always a bottom." @Cosmos_Cookie I mean it's 2018 what else are we gonna eat @Redcarder It's snowing where I am. Legally I have to stay in bed all day :V @Lessons2history Your happiness is infectious. I love hearing from my enby siblings about how they experience transitioning 💕 Another great breakdown from @CaseyExplosion. You should follow her if you aren't already. https://t.co/uOU7twlvU1 @AliceAvizandum It's funny because they actually provide SRS for trans people in Iran if I'm not mistaken :V @AliceAvizandum It really tied the room together. @wintercouplet @HarrisonLaine @SteampunkPenny @jae_quinn @_Seirenia_ @MGinaGabrielli Follow Friday 💕 "@AliceAvizandum My sexuality might be rather fluid at times, but I am ALWAYS gay. Liking the occasional man isn't a threat to my homosexuality. That's how I look at it, anyway." "@ExistentialEnso Stay safe, Thorne. Might have a lot of people inundating your notifications over this. :/" It's fucking wild that they wrote Billy off the show by giving him an alien girlfriend and having him decide to live on another planet given that the actor left the show due to bigotry from the crew over him being gay. The Poochie'd him into heterosexuality. Watching Linkara talking about the history of Power Rangers Zeo because what the fuck else am I gonna do at 1am Full Secret Shipfic/Smutfic Folder set sleeved into matte Dragon Shields~ https://t.co/CYBgEoQaUZ @ZJemptv Just going my by own personal experience comparing my sex life before and after starting my transition: I'm just as confused as to how cis people find attractive people to sleep with. @norintha @SartreBefore @FoxyChewToy GOD now I'm a believer 💦 @SartreBefore @norintha @FoxyChewToy The other one! :P @SartreBefore @norintha @FoxyChewToy Jen has a particular set of skills... :3 @PowerOfMelody Well there's only one way to find out~ @PowerOfMelody I'd touch your boobs & show you if you asked :3 @SartreBefore @norintha @FoxyChewToy Jen I think that's a challenge~ "@EponymousKid No, but bullies often did" @julesprom Yeah that's what I was referring to. :P Timantha Turner. @SartreBefore @norintha @FoxyChewToy Double Jens~ Timmy Turner is trans "@rCharlotteSmith Yes, sire~" @ChaKatKimber @RainBlackKat Cockans @Lessons2history @PlushieCS Throw it in the wash like any laundry then hang it up. Worked for our queer pride flag. Sleepy Takkun~ 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/7cUbZfCgEk "Spooky, chilly lake view from Mistress's back yard before the snow storm rolls in~ https://t.co/euP3Y5HBsJ" @CaseyExplosion Oh my god I was right it really is that silly https://t.co/WbHCRpRfko @ExistentialEnso Also: Rattata do only half damage when fighting Durant (XXXX obviously being the address of my house) "So the Amazon package with my card sleeves that was lost for almost a week finally arrived with the writing ""There is no XXXX."" Big obvious numbers on the mailbox. House as been here almost 40 years. Glad it somehow got to me but that was the stupidest reason for it to get lost." @ExistentialEnso God I tease my girlfriends all the time that excuse is weak. @XYcyberjulie Oh wait THAT'S what his bio means when it says he worked on Vanilla Wow? I thought he meant the thing they're implementing with BfA. Fucking lol. "@ZJemptv I mean I will say that right after I came out I felt embarrassed to call myself a lesbian. But that was in large part due to TERFs, ironically. Once again they're fighting the wrong fight." @BoringNerdyKate Protip: It never does :D Mistress was groping my left boob and for the FIRST time waves of pleasure shot up my spine. I finally get it. I finally want my boobs touched. Any volunteers? :3 @d_m_elms @ExistentialEnso It's difficult for me to believe those kinds of men have what I would call compassion. @sapphixy @ExistentialEnso Just do what I do: Don't date cishet men. "@ExistentialEnso Of course there's more learning to be had from that point, but that foundation should be enough for your privilege not get too much in the way of important issues or discussions." "@ExistentialEnso All it really takes is the following thought: ""I might've had a really rough time growing up, I might still be having a rough time, but I understand that people in demographics I am not a part of inherently have viewpoints & experiences I can never have."" That's it." "For the record, I DON'T use ""triggered"" flippantly, but goddammit if they don't fucking beg to be called that every chance they get. https://t.co/rOJtYxHnLh" "@ExistentialEnso This is why it's so tempting to use their own twisted definition of ""triggered"" back at them. Anti-SJW nerds are the most easily offended people on the fucking planet. How can you not be when you're encased in so many layers of privilege." "Cishet nerds and their exclusionary, gatekeeping culture fanned the flames of G*merg*te, which in turn helped the alt-r*ght rise in popularity, which in turn helped get Trump elected. Nerdy men chose to ruin the world rather than let women into their stupid club." "How does this thread I made a few days ago keep being relevant? In particular the first part where I rail against exclusionary, gatekeepy bullshit that was directly responsible to fanning the flames of G*merg*te. https://t.co/1pMgujl8Pw" "@ExistentialEnso (Being a trans female voice in all this is super weird because I might not have ever been a man, but I and everyone around me acted like it. So I get to see both sides of this horseshit)" @ExistentialEnso How can I retweet something fifty times every hour on the hour. I fucking hate gatekeeping of ALL kinds. When I started actually listening to women about this in my mid 20's I was horrified. I don't understand how men heard about this and ignored it. "(And no, I'm not a man, so I'm willing to hear arguments that I was able to step out of my privilege bubble at such a young age because of that. Doesn't make the men who haven't or can't look any better though, imo)" "How old are you, Mark Kern? How many decades have you spent being this goddamn ignorant, because a real man (nerd or otherwise) grows the FUCK up at some point and acknowledges that the world doesn't revolve around cishet white guys. That happened to me at 25. Grow up." "Do you have ANY idea how heartless that looks? You are alienating your fellows. It's just that THESE fellows are the women you're now arbitrarily labeling as ""bullies"" so that you can stay in your privilege bubble." "You're the one positioning yourself & your fellows as people that could ""take in"" anyone, and I agree, so the blame is on YOU. You're seriously, fucking SERIOUSLY trying to pin the blame on the people who were chased out of fandom, out of STEM fields?" "Some of you are. But those of you that are are drowned out by either the majority or a very, VERY loud minority. Women are scared away from STEM fields and nerd culture in general (video games, comic books, etc) CONSTANTLY. https://t.co/QbDUmQcPOi" "@ExistentialEnso If you're a cishet guy, I don't give two shits about how shamed you thought you were for entering a field that openly welcomes and prefers your gender to the detriment of women everywhere." "@AliceAvizandum I don't have a funny/cute remark, but fuck the idolization of the military. Just fuck off with that shit. ""Liberal"" my dick." "@emuchaton Eternal mood, fuck" "Th-that sure is an, um, interesting concept 💦💕💦 https://t.co/XRINc5o5si" @rCharlotteSmith Honestly I get gayer every day here @Miss_Xhiel Yes I'd like to apply for one of the center positions please 💦 "This is really, really cool. It's nuts that it's been ten years. https://t.co/PbXoXZO8kU" "I don't know who to @ to get this suggestion read by someone in charge, but I'd much rather have full character bios like we used to get 10+ years ago instead of power levels on the backs of the character trading cards included with current Generations #Transformers" @ButNoPotato Literally exactly how it works lol @MagsVisaggs GOALS. I can't hear my voice in any kind of recording without dysphoria taking over. @CiaraTheBraid @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie My libido is in this weird quantum state where 60% of the time I'm probably DTF but 95% of the time I can feel it's not where it could be. This is how I'm capable of being horny on main at all :P "I know no one who needs to will read it but I really want to put in my bio ""If you're a cishet guy & we're not already friends, if you click Like on a tweet where I'm being even a tiny bit sexual my opinion of you will drop exponentially.""" @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT Oh fuck I'll keep that in mind! I wanted progesterone anyway (yay bigger tits) but if it doesn't improve my libido at least I have one last avenue of attack :3 @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT I fucking wish my libido was there enough for chastity~ Gonna inquire about progesterone next time I see my endo. "@Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT Your pup is adorable, that sounds deliciously cruel, and I'm now turned on. I hope you're happy. D:<" @bannedfromkmart New phone background!! https://t.co/u9nl8jWSA3 NEW SOFT FRENS Cute rainbow reptile plushies is p much my aesthetic https://t.co/lJ6x6aUzdH "@ABlondPanda I don't understand cishet men. I know Ian is in a class of his own, but still." If Hasbro doesn't give us a Deluxe-sized Repugnus we riot Thread https://t.co/BZmirSaUsi "Grotusque has the same issue that Twinferno did where his hips don't really lock into place in alt mode, but I found a workaround: Flip his crotch flap up & everything holds together. His tail can't lock together like this, but in my experience both molds' tails can't lock anyway https://t.co/aQsuVX9BU0" @SaishyKitty Eternal mood @rCharlotteSmith Hey real talk for a sec: Guys can be pretty hot tbh @OrangeMangudai This is it. The Most Wholesomest Tweet "@AbbyFreakinRage @Kalindlara I mean, same. I was using something of a rhetorical framing device." h help i'm g gay girls https://t.co/Pc3WlYxRuo @ValTheSpiderQ https://t.co/vs5CCTlyN3 @ValTheSpiderQ Where's the fun in that? :P Hahaha I'm gonna buy this game a third time https://t.co/yGuL5vNvFc @ValTheSpiderQ Answer: The same way it works with two sets of arms (it doesn't but it's awesome) @ValTheSpiderQ Hear me out: Three sets of arms @SteampunkPenny Santa's Little Helper reminds me of Ziggy https://t.co/VfEZTpw4ek @ValTheSpiderQ Does she have four legs Also this. It's downright ghoulish. https://t.co/7EdcRxo8Fh "We'd love to not inject feminism into every facet of life but guess who made that a necessity? We didn't start this. Cishet men started this. Go fix THAT instead of ""fixing"" art made by a woman. https://t.co/nrQXe5Q1UY" @30_Helens Slobby/scruffy trans girl is my aesthetic @Cosmos_Cookie OMG super excited for you! 💕 "@AliceAvizandum Imagine reaching adulthood and still thinking that. ""The robots shall be perfect because the imperfect humans created them.""" @NewSammyChan I FEEL LIED TO @NewSammyChan THEY HAVE JIGGLYPUFF Thanks autocorrect for splitting that word into two so that I have to retype the whole thing by hand Doing a great job @Cosmos_Cookie Buses are decidedly uncozy D: @Cosmos_Cookie Cozybirb @ExistentialEnso I don't think it is. But If you think you should @emuchaton I'll be there as fast as I can "Sounds like the gamers are getting uppity about how much ""oppression"" they face as gamers. This is relevant to a thread I wrote a couple days ago. https://t.co/1pMgujCKe6" @ExistentialEnso (Not to make it sound like I'm agreeing with these chucklefucks) "@ExistentialEnso I mean, I didn't. Is this where the difference between nerds & geeks is like people like to say? I was ""gifted"" but hated homework & the bullying kept me from attending class most days. The worst of it was during middle & high school so I honestly blame the dysphoria." @emuchaton @elsie_pup New display name @emuchaton Emu you're not gonna believe this but Same Sophia sporting her Emperor Snoke cosplay https://t.co/jPk2pW4uq0 @vedia_lupae @RainBlackKat @BBCEarth That's a baaaaaaad-ass fursona @loathepsalm No they have to watch @00d4n1 Can you give her some belly rubs for me It me until like a year & a half ago https://t.co/qQHj75ktaQ @ownedkittyfaye Awwww well if you promise~ *pats & treats* 🍬🍬🍬 (I don't think babies are in any way cute) I think baby elephants are cuter than baby people @ownedkittyfaye Hmmmm is that for you to say? Seems like something your owner would need to confirm 🤔 @ownedkittyfaye Well I'm sure I have at least one of those if you're a good girl~ (Also same) *pats* @ownedkittyfaye What kind of treats do you like? :3 @TheJekadu That's ridiculous. It should be soy sausages I'm thinking an Hbomberguy pony would be roughly Snails-shaped https://t.co/E0PqxZGuYp I missed the weed number D: https://t.co/pw6MvGkdlf Well fuck now I have to https://t.co/fQ9ft4NoT4 @Poofy_Boi_Lucem Big mood Just an ordinary pile of plushies https://t.co/6ugJN9OsJo "@rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Y-yes, Miss" @Hbomberguy Can I draw you a pony sona @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia It'd be funnier (& hotter) written on the front so she could see it more easily :P "@aliceincamera (Sorry just getting very mild dysphoria feels. But yeah, a dick just gets in the way)" @aliceincamera God I can't fucking wait to get fucked with a vagina @PixlSheep nice I love my furry son 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/MobbEGxxbb @AliceAvizandum LIKE LESBIAN TALI I'M STILL BITTER ABOUT THAT @rCharlotteSmith charlotte @XylariaVG @AliceAvizandum @GeneMachina If the first thing ordered from one isn't a cup of earl grey we've failed as a species (Though I will say being able to not worry where the head goes has given us the most satisfying-to-transform Transformers in years) "(And yes, I know you're supposed to swap heads with other characters but like, then what? They just have the wrong heads. Plus with these ones there's no body to switch-- you'll always have 3 Titan Masters just hanging out on their own)" "Even though I'm not really sure what the hell to like, DO with Titan Masters, I appreciate that the few that have been released on their own have been diecast with some pretty satisfying paint apps. https://t.co/DsLaC2tmb6" This guy ticks so many of my boxes: - Bat wings - Turns into a monster - Pink https://t.co/AJGDxploGp @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/Vy5Tnprz1N @rCharlotteSmith 💕💞💕 @strangeofgalway @ExistentialEnso I recall John Cleese once arguing that it's the purest form of comedy. Yeah. @Cosmos_Cookie @transwitchlexi Floof is adorbs. Protect floof. @SatanaKennedy I'm still kinda hesitant to try butt stuff? I've had bad experiences in the past. But it's unbelievably hot and I'm not giving up yet. Your posts keep me inspired to keep trying. 💕 "@SatanaKennedy You're an inspiration to me, Zinnia. Seriously. 💕" @ExistentialEnso Man in a dress jokes are common in fucking children's movies. It's insidious. "@SatanaKennedy Sounds like a fun afternoon, honestly~" @itsviviactually @spicy_trans_ In my case it's 100% not wanting to lose friends on either side D: @toransugaru https://t.co/VLElHfbfxH "@__code_witch I can't recall who originally tweeted this, but Trans Twitter has two settings: - Thirsty catgirl orgy - Total war" "@rCharlotteSmith This is adorable, just fyi" Somehow I've managed to stay neutral in like three different Trans Twitter Wars >_> "@Sona_Sonara ""Dead hashtag"" I'm certain I saw some goober use it unironically literally yesterday, but those dillweeds are too numerous to count." "@OrangeMangudai Pretty sure this is why trans girls love them so much. Obvious not every trans girl is a sub, but a lot of trans girls are subs :P" "@katuration @funnypanJa It does. This was a weird circumstance where I felt the need to use the exact language Ian did, but I've otherwise agreed to use ""anti-trans"" as I do not feel comfortable casting my vote in the discourse surrounding this because my anxiety can't really take it." "If you refuse to play by the rules, no rule can stop you, and even if you replace the cheating players, they opened the door to more cheating. We're done. That's it." "If the GOP seriously does not give a shit about how the government is supposed to function & will directly disobey the constitution, that's it. We not gonna fix this by voting in Democrats. Or anyone, really. They whole system is broken, game over." Hey I'm pretty sure when we have a constitutional crisis every week we don't have a functioning government anymore https://t.co/GzeT4HEUZx @warundeclared okay "@warundeclared (Forgot to actually link it, sorry)" @warundeclared https://t.co/VTMqwvVAXi "@warundeclared This entire exercise was in direct response to Ian's tweet screenshotted below where he called them jokes. Even if we grant they're not always jokes, that was the framing of the entire argument. We're only talking about jokes intended to mock trans people." @funnypanJa https://t.co/y40idMbOmb "@VB_Persona @Lil_Fawny I'll be muting you now, thanks" @VB_Persona @Lil_Fawny Intent < effect "@shaun_jen I wouldn't have avoided calling him cracked before, honestly" @thisisntme100 @ExistentialEnso I think you'll find further clarification here: https://t.co/K4kV7MH5zn @00d4n1 Fuckin' right!? I just noticed your location thing at the bottom of your post. This is further proof the Atlantic ocean is transphobic. D:< "@Cosmos_Cookie Aaaaaaah how do I have such cute friends 💕 You're gorgeous, love~" omg @00d4n1 your birthday is a day before mine! Gemini girls 😎😎😎 @LaurakBuzz Can I just say you're super cute 💕 "@Comrade_Yui Technically Padme was never a princess but then, neither were the Golden Girls >_>" @vedia_lupae @Kalindlara @RealDorianDawes I mean I have all the associated fetishes. Like hyper >_> It me https://t.co/79nott2PhG So late nite Trans Twitter is p fun @Djw175 @Kalindlara https://t.co/9vIKr6N1cb @Kalindlara @Djw175 @TransTwill Big same @Kalindlara @Djw175 @TransTwill So I actually have the first 150s numbers close to memorized and I just laughed out loud @Djw175 @TransTwill Lol it's okay 💕 @Djw175 @TransTwill Well you at least got a different result. I was talking to @TransTwill @00d4n1 mroooooow~ "@TransTwill @Djw175 Mine is too, lol. May 22 with 6 letters in my name" The Golden Girls are technically Disney princesses "@queermel I recall seeing a tweet from a little while back that said something like, ""Never ask a trans person about their genitals. Just wait a bit and we'll happily talk about them on our own."" So in other words: Big mood" Hey I found my extra card binder! https://t.co/lABH9CILMB @ContraPoints streams are pretty lit y'all https://t.co/G1mIOO7iwc @CiaraTheBraid @rCharlotteSmith Yeah it's not as fun when it's just sanctioned cartoon porn. @rCharlotteSmith Before the dark times. Before /aco/. @ArmlessKittyfox @rCharlotteSmith They have their hands full with like three subs a piece. @rCharlotteSmith God we'd have whole transformation fetish threads back on /co/ just by posting screenshots of this episode @rCharlotteSmith We must protect and treasure our tops until The Great Top Shortage is solved @rCharlotteSmith big same "@thelindsayellis In the alternate universe where Bowie played Elrond, did we also get to see him play Megatron because I am here for that" @emuchaton c-cute girl making even cuter faces is my weakness 💦 h help @shaun_jen we had some quality shirts tonight during @ContraPoints stream https://t.co/rRtmqE4KFC @Kalindlara @vedia_lupae @RealDorianDawes is it am am I supposed to be aroused @Lookin4Serenity Yeah I was gonna say... "One cute detail I loved about the response to my Blizzard support ticket was the GM who answered it began their response with ""Aka'Magosh Farseer Tazztok!"" That's ""A blessing on you and yours"" in orcish & recognizing my character's formal title of Farseer (leader of the shamans)" @Sona_Sonara Awww I thought that was like his sona or something. That's way worse. D: @Sona_Sonara Gator trash? "@Cosmos_Cookie True, just like we're assuming it was binary trans people who voted and not enby people, like Ian or his defenders could claim. The poll is what it is. It's the only way I could easily get a feel for how we all feel about this, flaws & all." "While the results do include a disappointing illustration of binary privilege within the trans community (almost 1/5th of it in fact), I believe I've kept my word & found literally hundreds of trans people that disagree with you, Ian https://t.co/1fxzA9jnLW https://t.co/GSJx0eKrag" "Here are the final results. Almost 700 people polled. Binary trans people won't let you use us as an excuse for your bigotry, Ian. All genders, even those outside the binary, are valid and that overdone helicopter meme is transphobic. Period. https://t.co/H0JMeFm8kB" #goals https://t.co/iiCPw09LWl @Cosmos_Cookie *hacks directly into the gender mainframe* I'm in @EliAlanLili The crudeness of most of your replies make me rather uncomfortable. @EliAlanLili Okay. Well I disagree that most TERFs are trans. I think that kind of labeling of our enemies as just like us is both dishonest and rather harmful to trans people as a whole. And don't even know how to approach the phrasing in your reply so I guess I won't. "@ZJemptv Conspiracy theory, which was the inspiration for a comic, which adapted into a movie, then a song, then a cartoon. :P" @transwitchlexi Aaaaaah hormones are magic!! "@Speed_Freak01 Fair enough. I really wish more third party lines focused on Animated. We had Pipes & Huffer and we're hopefully gonna get that Dirtboss soon, but there's soooooo many characters that still need toys. My kingdom for an Animated-styled Slipstream." @Speed_Freak01 Really? The timing was probably really precise though since the show was only on the air for two years. @Speed_Freak01 Ha I have most of these. I kinda can't not get all the lady characters. "@Speed_Freak01 I know Oilslick was in the show for an episode, but it's still weird as hell we got a toy of him. Would have much rather had Strika. Or Red Alert. Or Spittor. Really any other character in that scene." @Pixeljade Oh nice you're all set! I'm so happy for you 💕 "@Pixeljade Oooh less than a year away! I'm sure you're nervous, but it must be nice knowing it's finally happening! I can't even get on a wait list until I've been on HRT for a year, which will be this June." @Pixeljade Oh no! D: *offers hugs* Hope it goes well and you recover quickly 💕 @Pixeljade Omg can I ask what surgery you're getting? @aliceincamera S Same >_> WAIT I NEED BAGNON I think these are the only addons I desperately need. Nice to look at such a streamlined list. https://t.co/C7hMQ9w7tU "It was funny though because the person who answered my ticket logged in with my character and went into the Shaman Class Hall to check if it was my addons. They got in fine, but they logged out with me still in there Had this not worked that character wouldn't be able to load in" "So yeah fixing my Shaman Class Hall problem required that I delete all my WoW settings, including every addon. It's not all bad. My addons were getting really cluttered & I didn't even use half of them anymore. Rearranging my Bartender addon will really be the only annoying bit." "Hey I'm at 1,100 followers! That's about 100 followers in the last month. Welcome, everybody!" "@NykkiFace That's a perfect way to put it, thank you" "@queermel Absolutely without question, if they want to be included. Almost every enby person I've met agrees that they belong under the trans umbrella but I feel like I've heard of some enby people not being cool with that? But as far as I'm concerned there's plenty of room for everyone." "@Miss_Xhiel Apparently that was it. Disabling addons wasn't enough, but replacing the Cache, Interface & WTF folders worked. I just HAD to have Twitch out of my system apparently because I tried it before after only closing Twitch and it wasn't enough." "There's no ""Twitch"" listed in my programs, but I can find it in the Windows search bar. Right clicking to uninstall takes me to a list where it's not there. I found the Curse app, though. Was able to uninstall that." "How the fuck do I uninstall Twitch. It turned into Twitch from Curse, and I need to uninstall all addon software to fix this Shaman Class Hall problem." @transscribe This is your brain on TERF " https://t.co/Fqch5Hup53 T*de p*ds is now an old enough meme that The Lonely Island had time to write it in a song, schedule recording and filming with Natalie Portman, and edit together a music video. Consider that next time you see that free advertising meme pop up again." Binx snuggling with his momma to make her feel better 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/oFafLbYB0K @Lyesea242 I have insurance that will cover it thankfully. It's still probably a couple years out though. Thank you. Your story helped me a ton. 💕 @XYcyberjulie I really don't want mine to stay @Untangled_Rose Thank you I really really don't want to keep mine the dysphoria might be new but it's crippling @CiaraTheBraid Unbearably cute~ @AmyDentata Mine regularly opens the mail instead of it pile up due to anxiety. Oh! And she has no problem making phone calls. I know it's not very realistic but it's fun to dream @nolapfau THANK YOU @ForeverFrskyFox Thank you It's not normal. It's not supposed to be that way. It makes it sound like I'm faking I need to know that not having genital dysphoria until like 7 months into HRT doesn't make me an imposter... "@RoryWalkerEsq @Cosmos_Cookie I had zero problem with my girldick but recently, after 6 or 7 months on HRT, I've had sporadic gential dysphoria attacks. Like whole evenings where I'm out of commission because of it. Your mileage may vary, as always" @AliceAvizandum Oh god I'm so sorry @AliceAvizandum Alice you're a brave soul for taking partial ownership for one of the US's most recent mistakes (I wanted to say one of our greatest mistakes but that list has some fierce competition) "@SJWMEGATRON Fucking seriously, Tarantino?" Mistress: Don't be whiny Me: I'm noooooot Mistress: ...She said in her most whiny voice "@AmazonChique @MagsVisaggs And if he then refused to admit it, it'd be LIE HARD" @MagsVisaggs The best kind! @lordxiek OMG lucky you! I thought for sure she was following me but I'm sadly mistaken 😭 So I appreciate that people's hearts are in the right place but you're missing the point. "This was a direct subtweet of Ian who basically said ""Trans people outside the binary are making a mockery of """"""real"""""" trans people,"" and implying that we'd back him up on that. I'm trying to show solidarity with my enby siblings." I understand why so many people have come into the thread of last night's poll to say attack helicopter jokes are transphobic/transmisic to ALL trans people but I'm getting very tired of explaining why I was specifically asking about enby people when the context is in the relpies "@LadyLumb @SjLionberger All trans people certainly, but I was framing it the way I did specifically because that's how Ian did. Please see the screenshot I posted in the comments for more context" "@actuallyalice They are indeed. I was framing it that way as a direct response to Ian, though" @AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae I'm about to pass out but I could help you write it tomorrow! @akfamilyhomeak @Inserthf https://t.co/iIXLSEd0UW "@Lessons2history I as long as you don't change you avatar at the time time people will be able to follow who you are. I mean you're locked into my mind as someone I know but like, the rest of your followers." "@AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae $5000 to get back on your feet, then. And just share that shit over and over again. We love retweeting that shit." @Lessons2history *hugs tight* @AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae Well either way you're being too hard on yourself. I'm not really cut out for work either with my anxiety. You're not lazy. "@AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae I mean you actually need it, though. Emphasize that. Focus on rent or whatever else you need to get done. Ballpark an estimate. It's worth a shot, surely" "@AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae That's probably your father talking, if I had to guess. You're not lazy." "@AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae Donating is different from buying something. Like neither way is better or worse but the context is different enough that you'll get more people noticing, I think." "@AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae It's also possible for someone to make a GFM on your behalf. I won't push it if you're uncomfortable. If you feel you have your reasons not to do, that's valid. My heart breaks when I see you post about how tight you are on money, though :/" @AbbyFreakinRage @vedia_lupae It might be worth a shot. There's really no shame in asking for direct help like that among trans twitter. @vedia_lupae @AbbyFreakinRage Same! @Peachqueenallie oh fuck it's 3:30 me too I guess o_o @LicoriceDandies @ShadesJustMe Ironically Walking on the Sun didn't make it It was the start of a new millennium we were all just figuring out what the fuck to do after Y2K didn't happen "The English dub of The Digimon Movie is a beautiful, unintentionally genius catastrophe https://t.co/MuenrkTOXY" The years start coming and they don't stop coming https://t.co/Bm2uIpD0Kp "@Lookin4Serenity True, but I recognize the need for entry-level phrasing for clueless cis people. Using the term ""identify"" can be a helpful stepping stone to a better explanation. But heavily implying trans kids are neither boys nor girls is not a good entry point." @Armonah_ @InnerPartisan This video sums it up. Skip to 6:42 for the part about L*ci. https://t.co/MzlFsgBjNW Little known fact but 2016 was 50 years ago All Star by Smash Mouth is basically an oldie at this point CELERY IS A COP I FUCKING KNEW IT https://t.co/AEQdjCzLwT @hazelsbutt HEY ur cute @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/gBggF4mtJo Do people even know that Weird Al did a Lady Gaga parody and that it was basically his magnum opus? https://t.co/cckGlDrzuo @Lookin4Serenity It is! @wehpudicabok wom @quatoria @Kalindlara She really is @EliAlanLili Are you trans? It will always be super awkward that Weird Al finally acknowledged the beef Prince had with him a year and half before the guy died. >_> @EliAlanLili Do you happen to be trans? @EliAlanLili It's still very crude and needlessly hurtful. @EliAlanLili That's... not... super helpful "@EliAlanLili Either as a joke or 100% serious, L*ci was still being transphobic. Zinnia was merely meeting her on her own terms, ie, ""Okay, you want to treat this as serious? You're still an ass."" And it was a joke because another transphobic ass was asking a dumb questions in bad faith." "@Lookin4Serenity Ugh, poor Queenie. No one deserves to have Ant-Man fans mobbing them. I'm not familiar with dijon but they don't deserve this either." "The tweet I want to make: I'm really glad I figured out I was a girl. My lifelong love of plushies is far less weird now. But like, guys can like plushies. Do you know what I mean, though?" @TheTransGiant Very true. I was asking the way I was because of the specific way in which Ian was being transphobic: https://t.co/VTMqwvVAXi "@EliAlanLili Like, my tweet or what L*ci said?" @ClassicCommie @InnerPartisan Ayyyyyy "@tDarkchylde I think this is too unhinged even for the guy who was willing to unwrite all of history to achieve his goals, honestly" "The only reason she compared it to rape, btw, was because it was said in reply to ""How could a straight guy even get turned on by a trans woman?"" (paraphrasing from memory) Literally just preying on every stereotype that gets us killed." "Friendly reminder that L*ci Green said that the sentence ""Have your trans girlfriend rub her sack across your face"" was gross and compared it to rape despite the structure of the sentence all but stating it was consensual. I'm still furious about that, JSYK" @HexWitchCirce THAT'S THE ONE @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/COHn2xLvCb @InnerPartisan 1. I guarantee her definition of libtard is not far enough left 2. SHE LITERALLY SAID CONSENSUAL SEX BETWEEN A TRANS WOMAN AND A CIS MAN IS GROSS "I used to be able to do a perfect impression of Jigsaw's ""I wanna play a game"" line. I've gotten my voice to the point where this is now extremely difficult. 💕" @AliceAvizandum Awwwww that's so funnysad D: @emuchaton Hello new fetish "@AliceAvizandum Well, my mind went to trying to think of A names and we interact enough on here that ""Alice"" was fresh on my mind, so maybe kinda? It's a good name." "I promise I didn't intentionally name her after you, @AliceAvizandum" I decided to name my new gator fren Alice 💕 I love how soft her fabric is! The nap feels very satisfying to touch~ https://t.co/Xo4ln0x3uF @hipsterpelagius 💕💞 "@ExistentialEnso Things like this and the ""feminine clothes don't make you a woman/why are you dressed like a man"" paradox pretty concisely reveal that their stance is informed entirely by bigotry. It's just: ""Nah fuck all of you"" with shifting, contradictory justifications as to why." "@hipsterpelagius Your trans sibling got you, though. At least the ones that matter do." "@hipsterpelagius I was a bit behind on all this, apologies. I see they/them in your profile so you're further along than I thought. I'm sure you know what I'm gonna say. Your gender is still valid. But yeah, there's a lot of people that will fight you on that." "@hipsterpelagius For what it's worth, I know you'd have a ton of support on here if you decided it would help to share how you're feeling. You're valid. People like Singal can fuck off." "@XylariaVG I read somewhere that the main reason bank robbers are caught is they keep trying to rob banks. And not like, the same bank (that would REALLY get them caught), they just get greedy and rob several banks in the same town. Doing it once and only once flawlessly could work." "@XylariaVG It was Spell Flash. It helps with your rotations. I HATE having to learn that shit, but unless I'm in like a raiding guild it's not super important. Crisis averted!" @XylariaVG Not that I know of. But disabling everything worked. Now I just have to narrow down the culprit. "@XylariaVG Well, if it's an addon doing it, I feel like it should work. I'll let you know what I find." @XylariaVG Would turning off all addons then turning them back on one by one to find the culprit work? "@XylariaVG The difference was between /script and /console. What you're saying makes total sense, but I re-forget all this shit whenever I stop playing for months. You know what'd be real nice? Having the option to disable map fading in the interface given to the user." "@XylariaVG Found it /script SetCVar(""mapFade"", 0) What's aggravating is I've now discovered with just a slightly different Google search I would've found the thing you told me to type in." @XylariaVG Is there any danger in just trying to live with this? "@XylariaVG So yeah, deleted every setting of value I have (especially my carefully crafted Bartender settings) and still didn't help. This is what I'm looking at every time I start combat. Guess I'll file another ticket :/ https://t.co/RTDxJ1XAbX" "@XylariaVG I'll copy a backup just in case, but I'll try it. Thank you." "For a guy who pays lip service to the idea that he's not transphobic, Singal sure loves to use transphobic arguments. You know how, as trans woman, if someone said to me ""I didn't think you could opt out of being a man"" that'd be really fucked up, Singal? Think about that. https://t.co/XRi7D2wGyz" "@XylariaVG Relogging didn't work. Won't deleting my cache & WTF folders reset all of my settings? D: Like, ALL of them?" "@XylariaVG I fucking knew there was a way to do it without allowing custom scripts, But this doesn't solve my current problem." "There's a workaround I found, but it required editing a file in the WTF folder. Said file does not have the ""AllowDangerousScripts"" line of code it's supposed to, so I'm stuck like this." Enabling script usage (which a popup asks if you want if you type in /script) has now caused my chat window to be FLOODED with text every time I start combat. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO DISABLE SCRIPT USAGE. LITERALLY NOT AN OPTION GIVEN TO THE PLAYER. "I hate the fact that WoW's map turns transparent (and for me unreadable) when you move your character. I've been able to disable it on other characters, but I always forget how. Turns out there's a script for it, but that made things worse." @Lessons2history Then the realization kicks in that neither of you can open it :P Seriously my jar-opening skills have decreased a ton >_> @Lessons2history I had some Ian stan mock me for still using the Ant-Man joke. L-fucking-O-fucking-L. @ExistentialEnso I'm extremely interested to know how Contra will feel about this. I don't expect a public statement or anything but given that she and Coffin are friends maybe she'll see what we meant about Singal. "@KentabooRex That's sweet, thanks 💕" "I don't have the spoons to inspect the drama super closely so I probably don't have all the details, but maybe Singal hating on Peter Coffin will make Contra, a friend of Peter's, see just how awful Singal is. Finally. Twitter's real weird innit" "@ExistentialEnso Fuck him regardless, but everything I've seen from Coffin is that he's a great person (we're mutuals, actually), so double fuck that scumbag Singal." @ExistentialEnso I can't even fathom what twisted logic led this person to say that. I don't even understand it abstractly. That's impressive. "@ExistentialEnso Talking about Ant-Man, I assume?" "LRT more to the point we need more women & POC-led Star Wars movies. Yes, I know the last three had female leads. We still need more. And I'd MUCH rather have a Lando movie than a Han Solo one. But we're getting Solo first either way." I want to highlight Cookie's tweet about Ian because it's quite literally The Best. https://t.co/OBPo97d92X "@ArthroSkeleton Doesn't surprise me. I've been missing a lot of the Subnautica drama, but I had no trouble taking Ian's transphobic nonsense on its own terms. It's bigoted regardless of how he spins it." I don't understand how people like that aren't fonts of compassion and empathy. I don't understand how you can take pain and use it as inspiration to cause more pain. "I still have some chores to do around the house so I should probably end this. I was just struck by this realization that throughout my life I've seen people who should, due to their own experiences, be allies of the less privileged among them & do the exact OPPOSITE instead." "Tonight, seeing so many trans people show their colors as enby-excluding, was really eye opening but, again, infuriating. How fucking DARE you take what little privilege you have (in this case binary privilege) and use it AGAINST your trans siblings. Please fuck off forever." "And now, the more I learn about the trans community, the more I still see this shit. It shows itself in a number of ways, but a lot of it can be summed up as truscum. Dysphoria-focused, HRT/surgery-insisting, enby-excluding trans people." "Wrong, apparently, since TERFs exist. But once again it floored me as to how people can experience bigotry, then turn around and repeat basically the exact same bigotry to their own people." "Realizing you're trans and just how hard that life can be is scary enough, but I was a trans WOMAN. I was stepping down a peg in privilege. In fair world, every woman on earth would have my back, ESPECIALLY any woman calling herself a feminist. Because they get it, right?" "Then I found out about TERFs. Well, that's not true, I knew about TERFs before then because I used Tumblr a ton and white knighted for trans people for years (wonder why? :P). But their existence was framed in a new way for me once I was out." "Later on, I came out as trans, specifically a binary trans woman. There's very often a lot of fears when you're freshly out as trans of not being accepted by cis people of your same gender, but every cis woman I knew personally was very welcoming to me. I'm very lucky." "Hell the invention of the ""fake gamer girl"" is a preposterous narrative designed to keep that privilege bubble nice and unpopped. These loathsome men took their shared experiences with women and used it against them. That infuriated me." "EVEN THOUGH THESE WOMEN WERE THEMSELVES NERDS OR GAMERS. You had men well aware of what it was like to, on some level, not be allowed to be who they were... not allowing women to be who they were." "Throughout all of that controversy, I DEVOURED the experiences of women. I quickly found that, for all the narratives of nerds being the nice guys who understand being hated, women very often were ostracized from gaming stores, cons, basically any meat space where nerds were." "Even if that wasn't an inherently ridiculous idea, the fact that they refuse to offer sympathy towards ACTUAL victims of bigotry is really, really depressing. The ""nerd/gamer"" identity was crafted into a shield for their bubbles, rather than a tool to make that initial pop." "But GGers didn't see it the same way, clearly. What's most upsetting about this is many self-described ""gamers"" still want to use the pity party story and make it seem like gamers have it just as rough as any minority." "For me, the path seems really obvious: I had a small taste of being hated in a large social group (school), so I couldn't help but sympathize with people who experienced much greater hatred in a much larger social context (literally all of society)." "One of the things that saddened me the most about GG was that it was initiated by men who had similar experiences to me in school, They were the outcasts. But they didn't learn compassion from that experience. They somehow turned it into hatred." "The privilege was still there of course, but the bubble was no longer completely blinding me to it. Then g*merg*te happened." "I felt, as someone who was familiar with some (admittedly comparatively very small) level of hatred & ostracizing, that I had no choice but to believe the lived experiences of others and step out of my bubble." "There comes a time in every cishet, white man's life when he's confronted with the concept of privilege. He can either accept it and enter a much crueler world, or stay in his bubble." "In my early to mid 20's I started to learn about how the world works. At the time I believed I was a cishet man, and I was (and of course still am) white, but I started to listen to women, to queer people, to POC, about their experiences." "Here's a thread about how much I hate it when people who should be sympathetic to the plight of others sometimes aren't. My teen years were in the early 00's. Back then I would have called myself a nerd. School was really, REALLY rough. I didn't really have friends." "Fuck it, the fact that it's under 100% is disgraceful. The difference in yes/no votes should be a margin of error." So far we're at 87% of binary trans people polled think that attack helicopter jokes ARE transphobic towards enby people. The fact that that number is under 90% is disgraceful. But it's a great illustration of the very real problem of binary privilege among trans people. @WynneOwner It's understandable. You're fighting the good fight 💕 "@WynneOwner Oh you know, notifications are blowing up because of a poll I made that I thought would be completely noncontroversial among my circle of influence :P" @midorikonton Yeah honestly in some ways I'm thankful they're being so blatant about it for the reasons you said. @WitchAfterDark @StarryEyes828 @WynneOwner If someone says they're trans: They're trans. No exceptions. Just block her like I did. @XylariaVG I'm continuing my efforts to stay out of that particular discourse publicly. I only made the above tweet because that poll goes against what I've said in the past couple days. "@WynneOwner I should have offered a third option for viewing the poll, sorry. If you did want to vote, no one would notice, though. :P" "You might not feel that's a defensible enough reason for the phrasing I used, but it is what I thought when I typed up that poll." "My concern was, if I used ""-misic"" or ""anti-trans,"" anyone in Ian's camp could use that ambiguity to dismiss the whole thing outright. ""He didn't say that!"" is a pointless misdirect I wanted to avoid." "You'll note I used the ""-phobic"" suffix in my recent poll. The reason I did that was to reduce ambiguity for people like Ian. He said ""This is not [X], binary trans people agree with me,"" so I wanted to say, ""Hey binary trans people, this is [X], isn't it?"" in direct reply." @Untangled_Rose @Cosmos_Cookie @ComradeCallie @queermel It's less about that and more about the arguing with enby people trying to educate her that pissed me off. I give ignorant people willing to learn a pass. Ignorant people refusing to learn I have no patience for. "@Cosmos_Cookie This is also why I posed the question specifically to binary trans people, for the record. He thinks he can lean on us with his transphobia, but he can't." "@Cosmos_Cookie Very true. I wanted to frame it exactly like Ian did, however. He was implying that binary trans people are the only legitimate trans people, and enby people are mocking the ""lived experiences"" of binary trans people. I wanted to show people who thought like him that he's wrong." @Untangled_Rose @Cosmos_Cookie @ComradeCallie @queermel Yeah I blocked that green eyes chick. "@tDarkchylde Yeah, worth noting that I used the ""-phobic"" suffix because he did. I really did my best to frame it exactly how he did to prove us binary trans people aren't on his side." "@yourtransfriend @queermel Some people say they ""identify as an attack helicopter"" in an effort to mock genders or pronouns they deem ridiculous. Most of us, even those of us with more common genders/pronouns, feel that mocking non-binary genders like that is tranphobic." "@Cosmos_Cookie @ComradeCallie @queermel What the fuck did I walk back into. This was not what I was expecting, though I'm glad the poll is going how I assumed it would and wanted it to. https://t.co/8HwhX6op1d" "It occurs to me that my personal morals prevent me from saying ""This trap is triggered"" even ironically and I'm a tiny bit saddened by that." "Ant-Man: Enby people's identities are valid and how fucking DARE you try to use us binary trans people as a cover for your transphobia. You're the ignorant asshole here, not literally every trans person with an uncommon pronoun. Fuck you." "One of the quickest ways to piss me off is to be a hateful asshole then claim you're speaking for me, as Ian did earlier today when he truscum'd a defense for the fucking attack helicopter meme." https://t.co/55mFGVsD2k "For binary trans people: Do you think that making ""attack helicopter"" jokes is transphobic towards enby people and/or trans people with uncommon pronouns? Our favorite ant enthusiast Ian doesn't seem to think it is (screenshot in the replies below). Please spread this far & wide" Fucked up the phrasing on that poll. Take two! L-lewd! https://t.co/mDouPZApMQ "@OwenMacdonald8 I'm a trans woman & that is in fact transphobia, Ant-Man. I do not think saying that is disingenuous or disrespectful to my own goddamn lived experience, & I can find you hundreds of trans people who'd be willing to sign off on that." "@Scrw_Loose @jayne_pea That makes sense, but it still makes it seem like they don't think it's hateful. Quotation marks have that reputation." @jayne_pea Is there anywhere that recapped what he said? I've seen the backlash but not the initial comments. "@XylariaVG Okay I'll try that, thank you." @SartresStash w what's the invite again @XylariaVG The only barely relevant thing that ends in a text box is report a bug/give feedback. It didn't use to be this way as I recall. @XylariaVG Now that I'm looking: I can't. There's no relevant category in the menus that doesn't end in them just pointing me to a website on how to fix it. Stuck on a quest? Try WoW Head. Unable to move? Here's a support article. "Goddammit only one other person has ever had this problem and no one knew the answer D: It's been a couple days and my ticket has still gone unanswered. Maybe because I reported it as a bug? (And no, the other two links aren't relevant) https://t.co/YsMeYaKQrq" @SartreBefore But Jen China SAYS they're communist /s "@Cosmos_Cookie Love how you were like ""Yes, I accept the request, I can't not reply to this""" @TransitionL83 Honestly the closest thing we have to an actual trans agenda would be fighting for trans kids' right to transition. Found out today that there's a sequence in Pink Flamingos where the characters kill and eat a bunch of cops. Big mood "@transscribe Yeah a person who vilifies the very THOUGHT of a trans woman having consensual sex with a cishet man will tend to get a lot of backlash, even if they want to call themselves a ""sex educator."" We really don't need TAL giving her twisted perspective even more popularity." @RileyJayDennis This isn't even our final form @Cosmos_Cookie Such a lucky daddy~ "@Lessons2history No need to be sorry, my tweet very much sounded like a general sleeve buying tip would've helped. 💕 I DO also have a shit ton of Magic cards so I'll keep that in mind!" "@ChaKatKimber Had you not heard of it, or are you shocked to see that it's almost out? :D" "@Lessons2history No, I specifically need matte Dragon Shields in black, blue & pink. I'm sleeving my huge Secret Fanfic Folder game (it's an MLP fan game) and 90% of the cards are already sleeved that way. Plus it was like $30 for the lot and I'd rather not see that wasted." Remember the unofficial MLP fighting game that had Lauren Faust design their legaslly-distinct not-horses? It's listed on Steam now and will come out later this month but the devs would really appreciate it if folks would wishlist it! https://t.co/Cs2s6PcNHj @Valkyrie497 At this point I'm only really interested in collecting my favorites: - Female characters - Iconic Deceptions - Almost anyone with an animal/monster as their alt mode """Hate"" is a strong word, but my favorite is Majora and that's basically accurate. https://t.co/vvoODGYLp9" "@Valkyrie497 Quite a bit, yes. I used to have a massive collection, now I just have an unreasonably large one. Been collecting them for almost 12 years now." I ordered a bunch of card sleeves from Amazon and it says it's delivered but it's not. D: "So it took until now to find out because of the weekend, but my second attempt at ordering the TRU Arcee was once again canceled without explanation. I can go the eBay route I guess but I shouldn't fucking have to. It says it's in stock. D: https://t.co/7EgQ270STW" "@ZJemptv Defektons, the mortal enemies of the heroic Autronbots in the classic show The Transmorphers" "@SLAwrites I believe @transscribe was the one who pointed out that that space is there because you're shortening ""transgender."" Unless someone wants to say ""transgenderwoman"" the space is necessary." "Trans people: We can't keep retweeting ""trans women are women & trans men are men"" over & over again. We need to move the discussion past the basics. Cis people: https://t.co/LznG7XwYwl" @SLAwrites I think you're average cis person assume all of us collectively are a third gender. They're THAT far behind. @CaseyExplosion @ireland Is that... is the... is is the official Ireland Twitter? Do... do they need one? Can you just have the name Ireland on Twitter? "Linkara's the only one that's allowed to wear a fedora anymore. Sorry, I don't make the rules." Ten years of Atop the Forth Wall & Linkara is still sporting the fedora. Ten years of that ridiculous fashion trend being mocked & he's still sticking with it. That's commitment. "This is hilarious because this isn't THAT much of an exaggeration of the unironic ""gals being pals"" camp that always crops up. https://t.co/LITOIpAgBX" @Kalindlara Jest gals bein' pals! Hey did y'all know there's an RPG in development that stars lesbian furries? Because I just found out the Twitter page has less followers than I do & this cannot stand! @SLARPGofficial The woman making it can also be found here: @ponettplus @FauxPup I don't know but I'm glad I do now! "@sovietblobfish We were talking about YouTube, but Twitter has it for PC too which is awesome!" Same https://t.co/q9EIh0WFpk @SerSkullgrin THANK YOU STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES. SHOUT THE NEWS ON THE ROOFTOPS https://t.co/KYk6ZyTpl9 "Why the fuck are YouTube apps for TV (like on an Xbox or my bluray player) dark themed but not on PC? You know, the one screen aside from your phone that you sit closest to? Bright white website designs need to go the fuck away. They accomplish nothing but eye strain." @norintha https://t.co/3YO36dqMIW @norintha My main concern is my friends and loved ones not being able to survive another crash. Assuming it gets that bad. Is the economy economying again @AliceAvizandum The girldick economy is the truest 21st century future @ZJemptv @SecretGamerGrrl hey it's almost like this is all madeup bullshit or something @petercoffin @ContraPoints A good half of the moments I laughed the hardest at were because of the way you performed those. @rCharlotteSmith the two genders https://t.co/75r6qAcEY6 "@DogpatchPress Yeah the one furry con I've been to was in Denver and everyone I met was super awesome! I don't think there's any real risk of me running into Foxler, I'm just usually way more proud of my home state :P" @ContraPoints @Hbomberguy But will you continue the theme of wolf's milk @cordy_fox FUCK YES YOU CAN "@CatJudgement I mean, there are times when it scares me too. But it used to scare me more. Transitioning has really helped." "What would be a good way to find a queer-friendly WoW guild on my server? I'm on Tichondrius which is an old, huge PvP server so I bet there's at least one." @bellejade412 https://t.co/X21jZ89GYq Aging used to scare me a lot more. Then I came out as trans and started HRT so now I get to age into a fucking cat lady witch which I am 1000% here for "@ComradeCallie @Cosmos_Cookie HRT is fucking magic, this is the only reasonable explanation" @Cosmos_Cookie @ComradeCallie We really do age in reverse. (Is 30 >_>) @ComradeCallie Uuuuuuuuuuh I'm fucking 30 but I know I look young @DogpatchPress ALSO EW THE BESTIALITY GUY LIVES NEAR ME AAAAAAAAHHHH @DogpatchPress So they became bigots & drank sex toy lube basically because someone triple-dog-dared them to. 'K @ComradeCallie You're beautiful :P LRT was how I felt when I went to my first BronyCon in 2016. I'd never even seen the east coast before but I was there for rainbow horses. @rCharlotteSmith How does cabinet man breathe with coins in his lungs is what I wanna know "@shaun_jen @SteeliestLlama Ah the classic ""This isn't real but even if it was real it doesn't matter"" defense. Truly the foolproofest of defenses." @LeftAtLondon OMG THAT WAS YOU I remember that Vine from before I was regularly using Twitter @ZJemptv Are you gonna upload a video again? "@aliceincamera I can't retweet this, but can I just steal it? Do you want me to screenshot it and include your name?" @ShadesJustMe I do! I'm doing this D/s thing full time with @SteampunkPenny @transwitchlexi Oh hush your hair is super cute 💕 @ContraPoints We're tougher than them "Mistress poured hot wax on my back, beat me & called me a good girl 😍💦😍💕💦😍" @ComradCapacitor @DOGGEAUX That and strapping an onion to your belt @rCharlotteSmith @AliceAvizandum hon @rCharlotteSmith @AliceAvizandum Charlotte @rosalinekarr It's so true @00d4n1 Unbearably so 😍 @Ustek_Orb Right? They're the worst. @Ustek_Orb @SanzoTheMonk @Miss_Xhiel @queer_queenie Ew there's a gamer in my notifications I have a cis female friend who I asked out waaaaaaay before I transitioned and was turned down. Years later and she's coming to me on Facebook complaining about how thirsty she is. We've been flirting for an hour or so. HRT really IS magic :P @Sona_Sonara @emuchaton I mean I'd never heard of it until Emu showed me but I gotta say I'm a huge fan The number of cishet men I have to regularly block from following my AD account is more than I would have initially suspected >_> Hey I'm really a woman online feels p nice FACT: Rainbow sprinkles improve any dessert I think I'm having some of that spiro salt craving... https://t.co/p5I2u6Dvvs ACTION SHOT OF MA GIRL NEBULAAAAAA https://t.co/I1jgLjFoCz @PinballWitch @AraAraLadyGrey @wehpudicabok SOFT FREN 💕🐢 *hippo bunny I had rabbits on the mind apparently Don't think you can call yourself a furry if you don't know who The Wuzzles are Like this predates the entire Disney Afternoon. This was proto-furry fuel. Look at the fucking rabbit bunny. That's a furry design. https://t.co/LwdqA7UoFY @Lessons2history @sovietblobfish Pretty sure this is a furry sacred artifact tho @Lessons2history @sovietblobfish I'm old making old references https://t.co/LwdqA7UoFY @Lessons2history @sovietblobfish So you'd like a Wuzzle sona? :P "@quatoria Shit, same." "Thoughts on this: https://t.co/sogtIAfEX9 — - This is, no joke, the kind of weird shit I listened to as a 15-year-old. I am unironically elat... https://t.co/mMNAxoZVbz" @DiracDrynx BIG SAME "@BlizzardCS Yeah it didn't really help. I had a ticket open already, so I'll just wait on that one. Are all my setting that I undid gone for good?" "Holy fuck, funded in just 3 hours! Thank you so much, everyone who donated! Special thanks once again to @CardboardAK47 for funding over half of it. Two other generous anonymous donors contributed the rest. Thank you SO much to all three of you! 💕 https://t.co/vPGocSXj28" "@BlizzardCS It hangs on the load screen for two minutes (during which time none of the loading bar fills) then it kicks me back out with the text ""Transfer aborted: Instance not found"" in the chat window." @BootlegGirl I don't think the dad that ran away from home and is hated by his son enough to be murdered by him would be very good at communicating with him. "@waitworry @_electrocutie Technically no, as the idea is to get it through the membranes of your mouth directly into the bloodstream. But it uses your mouth so close enough" Hey @BlizzardCS I've been unable to get into the Shaman Class Hall for over two days on Tichondrius @Lessons2history superb hoot toot~ "This is probably tailored to my specific search history, but I think it's hilarious that @Hbomberguy is listed above HBO when I type in ""hb"" in the YouTube search bar." I guess I should really be watching more of Overwatch League. I keep hearing people say how superb OWL is. @emuchaton What if butts — EMU IS THAT YOU https://t.co/7UsE9v53pi "Kinks! Kinks! Kinks! — Yes, yes, aaaaaaand yes https://t.co/4jhcgeJwMo" "OMG THANK YOU That's half of my goal! You're a very generous person, thank you so much!! 💕💕 https://t.co/MBZChPsdcN" @SartreBefore @WitchAfterDark I'm not following the other person @'d here so I don't know the context. I sent a follow request tho "Hey @didyouknowgamin, it's ""intersex person"" not ""hermaphrodite."" Note how one is describing a type of person and the other is dehumanizing. https://t.co/h0zNfJtyJj" @SartreBefore @norintha They really are! ;) "@SecretGamerGrrl I had a follower, one who was extremely apologetic and deleted it as soon as they saw my DM (so I don't think it was malicious) pull the vice versa on me with fucking McG*wen. Some people just don't even pause to think about this stuff." @TripleStaff There's a bunch of fees associated with it. I don't know why it's so expensive. "@TripleStaff Perfectly understandable! Most of us aren't exactly rich. Retweets are helpful too, tho! 💕" "I fucking love Jen (@norintha), y'all https://t.co/OnrxPHYDaa" "OMG @steve_shives thanks for the follow, dude! I remember watching your YouTube stuff waaaaaay back in the early days of my atheism. You're still one of the good ones and that's awesome. 💕" "Oof, now is the time I feel all nervous and embarrassed I asked for money online >_<" I made a GoFundMe for my legal name change! Retweets are much appreciated 💕 https://t.co/5lQLT9Tlqj "Whoops! Can't really share a GoFundMe if my account is in protected mode, now can we? >_>" @RainBlackKat And here we have a textbook example of a sealion "@itsviviactually No, I understand Likes on this are signs of understanding/agreement" "@gnarlyposm Fuck, dude, they sure are" @waitworry @AliceAvizandum All Star is an oldie @Anarchanti @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/Z6nYLlGaJQ @BoringNerdyKate It's p fun ngl @AliceAvizandum Next they'll be saying Star Wars Episode I is nearly 20 years old and that's PATENTLY ridiculous. @jayne_pea @AliceAvizandum (You're thinking of Batman Forever) @jayne_pea @AliceAvizandum Okay but https://t.co/kUEnTFCvh7 @jayne_pea @AliceAvizandum 1997 IIRC This cannot stand @ADirtyTrans As if you have to ask~ @AliceAvizandum Hey I was close! Go me! @AliceAvizandum Can I ask when you were born? You complain about late 90's birthdates almost as much as I do and I was born in '87. Trans people age in reverse though so you look <25 "@queermel I'll take a look, thank you 💕" "@PhoinixArt Thank you, but I don't have a passport. Getting one would be nice, but it would add further complication & cost to a process I'm already stressing over" @ExistentialEnso I don't understand this approach. He's not fooling anyone. He clearly doesn't actually give a shit about us. No need to pay lip service. @queermel My OCD is going nuts trying to figure out where to start D: "@queermel Yeah I'd love to to both at once, but it's not like the DMV provides both services. Plus there's the added issue of needing a new ID with my proper gender so my name change might go over smoother, but then needing a new ID for my new name. Rather not print it twice." @KelliHasBewbs That was my thought as well. "@Sabriality This joke takes on an entirely different dimension in a post-Overwatch world, lol (Also you're super cute 😍)" I'm thinking of attempting a legal name change next month & I'd love some feedback. Should I attempt to change my gender marker first? Does that even matter? I don't know if I should try to take it one step at a time or get everything done at once. How did y'all do it? "@norintha Oh I was mostly just joking with that tweet. I went on lockdown because someone @'d me in a McG*wen thread, but that's not what that tweet was about" I regret to inform you all that The Cis are at it again @ADirtyTrans @AliceAvizandum I want one so bad @TransEthics This one doesn't have as much of an early promising lead... How the fuck is it misogynistic tho @pumpkaboodreams @SartreBefore What pun o.o @SartreBefore Now you're getting it 💕 @OrangeMangudai I'm sometimes cute af right out of bed with messy hair It's amazing "@SecretGamerGrrl Who should we be focusing on here? I don't mean this in an accusatory way, I'm honestly asking. Is it the case that the sexual assault allegations are COMPLETELY fictitious? I don't think that affects the primary concern here either way, but I'd like to have my facts straight." "Unlocked playable Nightborne!! Meet Alunaari, my Mage who fights for the Horde~ https://t.co/yep1ebwJpN" @ExistentialEnso As if carrying a badge & a gun is a good thing. Wars not make one great. "@Miss_Xhiel I mean I don't believe the English version of the game hints at her transness, but I thought fans of the game were well aware that that was a plot point removed in translation? Like, Birdo and Vivian. Nintendo does this sometimes." @EllieODaire Yep! Patti was one of the original Teenie Beanie Babies back in 1997. "@anarchopupgirl I figured, but the guy at the top is terrible in his own special way." "@anarchopupgirl ""This is going too far. What do these ess jay doubleyous want, MORE female protagonists?! There are literally dozens of them already! Dozens!""" Got two new soft frens at a consignment store today~ https://t.co/rk3uV1DnEn @SquishVix Fake gamer boys exhaust me "@CallipygianQT Silly pup, if we helped you you'd probably get in trouble~" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/pm2FR0wFWU "@Cosmos_Cookie Hey if you happen to think of it, you can @ me or DM me next time and I'll be a chatter box in your chat for you :V" @Cosmos_Cookie Noooo I missed it! D: Next time hopefully Me at the beginning of my transition: I mean I want a vagina but I don't HATE my penis or anything Me now: Get this fucking thing off of me I can barely stand it "@CallipygianQT @AliceAvizandum This exchange made me giggle uncontrollably, thank you" @VampQueenRobyn Lok'tar ogar! "Mistress has full control of what plays on Netflix and I wouldn't have it any other way. I had been meaning to watch The Clone Wars for a decade now and Mistress just started playing it! She's a big fan of the show, apparently." "@gwen_no_fear You see this a lot in Magic The Gathering. Sometimes a card works exactly as intended but it's just not fun to play. Players will always congregate around the ""best"" play styles. This will get worse the more characters they add." @Flowabelle This checks out. Especially that part about kale. "Cis people are like ""But it's super fun to say that lesbians have dicks when LOL all we're talking about are dildos! Can't trans people just calm down and take a joke??"" ugh" Flowabelle took one for the team and delved into this nonsense... https://t.co/8da9CbSdO4 YES HI AS A LESBIAN WITH A DICK I'D RATHER NOT BOIL MY DICK OR PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER THANKS??? https://t.co/r0Y1oA5zWh @CallipygianQT Oh no it's not in there anymore? Did you lose it? Make sure to look in every nook & cranny! :P "@rCharlotteSmith It's scariest before you do it. Even if some people don't accept you, you'll feel better after telling them. I never felt ready, so I just forced myself to get it over with." My favorite anime https://t.co/gxO2RtKhY7 @AliceAvizandum Cowboy-Kazooie "And the more that mentality spreads, the more people think, ""Well THIS trans person is a rapist so they haven't EARNED their pronouns,"" the less we're seen as people. Cis people's genders aren't revoked as punishment." "It bothers me that the account of Andi Dier's victim retweeted a tweet that misgendered her. It has zero effect on the situation at hand, but it bothers the shit out of me. As I've ranted about countless times, revoking our genders when we do bad things is dehumanizing." I really should be asleep "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte, hon, that's the point" @AliceAvizandum Beneboy Cowbeboperbatch "@deathpigeon @Lessons2history @BootlegGirl @dirak_ Dirak should follow me too, honestly :P" @Lessons2history @BootlegGirl Or he's just thirsty :P @Lessons2history @BootlegGirl He should totally follow me 😎 @AliceAvizandum Cowboy Rocksteady I'm falling asleep but I want to watch this asap tomorrow morning https://t.co/q6mgDIDPUw "For those unaware, Vikky and I knew each other before either of us even used Twitter so this is more novel to me than it would otherwise be :P" I love that @deathpigeon is big enough to get Hbomberguy to reply to them. This interaction made me giggle. https://t.co/C9TyN2ctle @Lessons2history Let this happen to me assuming it's a positive interaction >_> "And last but not least, Alasmina (Night Elf Priest, not pictured)" "My other characters' races: Tazztok: Troll (my main) Xartkaz: Goblin Ladraelin: Blood Elf Zaktrak: Goblin (Xartkaz's twin, tho I've never RPed in WoW) Miralis: Undead Marzzipan: Horde Pandaren Eristia: Blood Elf Jumunya: Tauren Lamethe: Draenei Frelicamina: Worgen" Decided to use my 110 levelup on a new Druid character. The only character of my full set of classes I never played was my old Troll Druid. Despite my main being a Troll I actually don't love their female models so I made a new character who's a Tauren named Loraga 💕 https://t.co/IWJiUtiRzY (How I feel when I mention MLP even though a few of you are in fact fans of the show) https://t.co/AHmDixfjGR "@TransEthics Don't be, it's cool 💕" @TransEthics (it's okay :P) @TransEthics (btw I'm cool with my @ showing up in there) "Just to be safe I've gone into protected mode. If you haven't heard, I was @'d in a direct reply to McG*wen. I was able to get the reply and the screenshot of my tweet deleted, but I want to play it safe. 3:15am, but it was up for nearly half an hour. Hopefully no one saw it." @smuttyPA Okay. That confirms it for me. I'm preemptively going into lockdown mode. Thank you for sharing this. @Alessalucill3 check your DMs again @Djinnkitty I might end up going into lockdown too. I like my stuff to be retweetable but it might be necessary. Thank you for checking. @Alessalucill3 PLEASE check your DMs. I've asked you to delete any connection to me ASAP. You're putting me in unnecessary harm. Everyone else: Block if you feel the need but I do NOT condone going to Alessa's mentions about this. Let me handle it. https://t.co/3HRyY4YY8s "@SartreBefore I'll do it as soon as it seems necessary. Good idea, tho." "Oh and they still haven't DM'd me back so it's still there, for all the TERFs to see. Every minute counts here." It's nearly 3am in my timezone. Might be able to get this fixed before too much attention is drawn to it. I didn't already have McG*wen blocked so that's been fixed. I've also DM'd the person to tell them to take that shit down. But they also posted a screenshot of my tweet. Even if they crop me out it tells me there's an image out there. @queermel I don't know. I don't get it either. I have a TON of TERFs blocked thanks to @TERFblocker I'm not going to engage in any hatred that comes my way. It'll be blocking people and muting threads. I hope I can make it out of this relatively unscathed. HEY Y'ALL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DO NOT @ ME IN MCG*WEN'S MENTIONS WHAT WHY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHY ARE YOU A FOLLOWER OF MINE AND DOING THIS @starshpgirl I figured as much. :/ "@alicenoircat I HAVE looked at a transcript, though. I know what McG*wen said at least. But yeah, sometimes you have to protect yourself." Like that video I just retweeted. It's from a camera angle that turns to look at Dier. The anguish in her face... it's too hard to watch. I hope she's okay after all this. tfw when I want to/SHOULD watch the full McG*wen video but I just fucking can't because it hurts too much to see :/ I figured out why this was sitting poorly with me. I didn't give this person a chance to respond and it looks like MAYBE they deleted the offending tweet? I sincerely don't want to poke around too much. I muted the thread for my anxiety's sake. If they deleted I forgive them. I don't like being this firm but that was dangerous. I don't know the person's @ off the top of my head but I'm pretty sure they have a significant following. You don't invite a person like that over in that context. It would have only made things worse. Don't do that. "I told the person who @'d that they are no longer welcome as a follower and unfollowed that person as well. Didn't block, however." I had someone @ a very prominent person on Twitter after someone mentioned them by name while saying they disagree with their take on the discourse. Basic Twitter etiquette says you shouldn't do that. "For the sake of my anxiety, I would ask that the phobia/misia discourse please not come into my mentions or DMs. My choice for the time being is to replace it with the ""anti-"" prefix. I think (hope) that's a fair compromise." @Csx86Music @BootlegGirl @funnypanJa @EbThen Don't be sorry. I appreciated being reminded why this isn't so cut and dry. @funnypanJa @BootlegGirl @Csx86Music Basic Twitter etiquette is never to @ someone that wasn't @'ed by the person bringing them up. You are no longer welcome as my follower. I am muting this thread for my own anxiety. @HexWitchCirce Yeah this is where I just step back and say I'm not getting publicly involved. "@BootlegGirl @Csx86Music @funnypanJa I need to meditate on all this, which I've needed to do whenever this discourse comes up it seems. I don't feel as though you're angry at me. I think your anger/frustration is justified and valid." @BootlegGirl @Csx86Music @funnypanJa I don't know her but I know she's relatively Twitter famous/well-known. This sounds pretty fucking awful. I'm very sorry. I know some of what's like to stand in opposition to a well-known person on here and it sucks. "I knew there was a good argument for this side of the discourse. I couldn't recall what it was so I didn't force it. I might default to just using the ""anti-"" prefix. It appears that's the best compromise. I'm definitely not going to correct people for ""-phobia"" use tho. https://t.co/U1vgZeX7D6" "@BootlegGirl @Csx86Music @funnypanJa This is what I was remembering when I said there were good arguments on both sides. I'm not taking a side this time, but now I'm less certain. I might just stick to ""anti-""" "@queermel I've said before that while I've NEVER see a trans person sincerely ask ""Did you just assume my gender??"" I'd be the first to defend them since THAT'S A LEGITIMATE FRUSTRATION. But yeah, in my experience none of us try to force anyone. None of us can." @funnypanJa @Csx86Music Absolutely. "@Csx86Music @funnypanJa Same. The way I worded it though is ""I no longer INTEND to use ""-phobia."" Mistakes can still happen. https://t.co/pp6Tso0MX0" "@HexWitchCirce I'm not assuming anything as completely true until we have better evidence. The shitty thing is, even if it's true, this is all still sucky for the same reasons it already was. This revelation doesn't change that." @BustyChubbyBirb @Coals_Menagerie BIG SAME "@HexWitchCirce Yeah I'm pretty worried for her. It's awkward because I don't have a justifiable reason to think she isn't guilty of assault, but my heart ALWAYS goes out to trans women in danger. Like I can't not worry about her." "@HexWitchCirce It's so transparently dishonest. There's no way people honestly are thinking ""She's guilty of sexual assault, therefore she's wrong."" It's all just lizard brain, ingroup/outgroup thinking. The inconvenient trans woman is bad so they can go back to patting each other on the back." "I haven't been able to get into the Shaman Class Hall all day. It just fails to load the instance after hanging on the loading page for a minute or two. @BlizzardCS I don't know if this is a known issue, but I thought you'd like to know" "What I THINK happened is that both of these items are limit 1 per customer because they're both limited edition collectibles, so whoever is working in the warehouse thought, ""Can't have that!"" But you'd think that'd mean 1 EACH per customer??" "So I ordered her again because fuck that it says it's in stock, this time no free shipping on either of them now, and hours later no cancellation yet (the first time it only took 20 minutes for them to cancel it." "So I ordered the TRU Arcee & Grotusque finally. I was able to get free shipping because of the combined price of both, but then for some reason they canceled the Arcee half of the order? https://t.co/cjvtGmnJ0a" That's... bigger than a Gambian rat. Wh... what are they? o.o https://t.co/mgAWwb2zVq "@HexWitchCirce Using the ""anti-"" (like ""anti-trans"") prefix might sound more natural in most cases as an alternative. It's not like the person who replies ""I'm not anti-trans!"" wouldn't have also said ""I'm not being transph*b*c!"" so it's no great loss there, lol" "@Csx86Music @funnypanJa My guess would be drop the ""a"" and have it say ""is transmisic""? Maybe?" "@Eremitpurpur Thank you. I'm doing what I feel should be the bare minimum. By the way, for what it's worth: https://t.co/pp6Tso0MX0" @Eremitpurpur No hostile intentions were assumed 💕 "As always, I'll listen to arguments against this stance (either publicly or in DMs), but I'm otherwise I'm convinced at this point." "Intent < effect, & ignorance is not a justifiable defense, but before the discourse on this began, I truly was not aware that the ""-phobia"" suffix could also be used to describe mental illness. This is an announcement that I no longer intend to use that suffix." @funnypanJa I completely agree. "@Eremitpurpur I hope I did not give you any reason to infer that that's what I meant. If I did, for what it's worth, I'm sorry. Consider me a changed mind." "@Eremitpurpur I was specifically talking about a backlash FROM queer and disabled people. I've very much felt backlashed against, thank you. Not even trying to be sarcastic: Thank you." @funnypanJa My only concern is most people won't be as open to being cornered like this. Most people would get defensive and probably not listen for as long as I've been listening. I hope I'm wrong. "@funnypanJa I've already admitted defeat several times here Sometimes I'll read a good argument/defense for something, put that thing in the ""has at least some decent arguments in favor of it"" & then later forget the exact arguments. I don't think Im alone in this admittedly flawed approach" @funnypanJa I just told you I want to be part of that change. "@funnypanJa Because, as I said, I have seen good arguments for keeping it." "@funnypanJa Very often feelings are not rational. Because I am being irrational, I'm going to carefully consider this and, more than likely, change my behavior." "@funnypanJa Sometimes something like this can't be changed by forcing someone to give you a defense that you'll accept. I don't have a good defense, so let me go think about that so I can very likely change my behavior." "@funnypanJa You personally do not have to say this, no. I'm merely explaining how I think ANY change in language is made to be more inclusive. I do, in fact, want to be part of that change. I'd like to meditate on this now, if you'll let me?" "@funnypanJa Yes I understand that that's the argument. There's a lot to read there and honestly I procrastinate when I'm given what feels like homework. I also already believe the pro-""misia"" camp makes a lot of good points." @funnypanJa I'm just waiting for a moment when it feels right. Which could legitimately be any day now. "@funnypanJa It'll become more widely used thanks to people like you reminding all of us that we should change. So I definitely appreciate the reminder. Honestly I've seen enough talk about this lately that I think it could easily be gauche to use ""-phobia"" by this time next year." "@queermel I legitimately think that the majority of cis people think we're stupid. I can't think of a better explanation, though I'd be open to ideas." "@Untangled_Rose @SartreBefore Different card, actually, but it IS the same character" "@funnypanJa Until -misia is more widely used, I think it's important to stick to a suffix more people understand." "@funnypanJa As near as I can tell the general public sees the suffix as being used for three disctinct things: - Irrational fear - Mental illness (which I wasn't aware was an option before this discourse began, but I've no reason to doubt that) - Bigotry" "@funnypanJa There are convincing arguments in the pro-""phobia"" camp, and I've never heard of anyone conflating phobia with mental illness? Maybe in academia they do?" "@funnypanJa I have not, but I am well-aware of the discourse surrounding the ""phobia"" suffix. I'm basically waiting to see a general consensus OR an unavoidable backlash against the suffix before I cast my vote, so to speak." "The public at large won't actually consider this, though. It's far easier to assume that Dier is an actor/rapist. It's the double whammy of ""This didn't even happen (actor) and even if it did it doesn't matter (rapist)"" No one will learn. We're just gonna keep doing this." Say it with me b/c apparently we have to remind everyone: The allegations against Andi Dier could be true AND Rose McGowan would STILL be a T*RF-rhetoric-spouting transphobe. Dier could be a paid actor AND guilty of sexual assault & that STILL DOESNT LET MCGOWEN OFF THE HOOK @Peachqueenallie Rings can go on pussies too~ "@rCharlotteSmith I prefer ""tater tits""" "@rCharlotteSmith Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth" @ComradeCallie @Lessons2history @queer_queenie I've literally only heard it used in the context of preg fetish content >_> "@Lessons2history @ComradeCallie @queer_queenie BIG, GRAVID, SWOLLEN MOOD" We can tran if we want to We can can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't tran & if they don't tran Then they're No friends of mine send tweet "*Your Woman by White Town starts playing on Pandora while I'm in the shower* Hey isn't this that song that goes-- *""I could never be a woman"" proceeds to be sung over & over like 40 times while I'm shaving my body hair* Thanks Pandora, real supportive" "@Naan_Binary_ What's especially troubling is you rarely see this happening in the opposite direction. We'll do their job for them, but when was the last time they played perfectly into OUR intentional misuse of a word?" "@shade_raptor @Beast_SculptKit I could only afford one, for now, and it's one of the main ones." @shade_raptor @Beast_SculptKit I've been told by the person running their Facebook page that mine will be shipping in March. @Sabriality Nice one! "@shade_raptor @Beast_SculptKit lol I JUST contacted them yesterday asking if they lost my order, oops >_> I want Kickstarters to have as much time as they need, but I almost forgot I ordered one!" @ForeverFrskyFox @emuchaton Yeah this is completely unprecedented @emuchaton I'm assuming the butt pics are forthcoming? 🍑 @emuchaton Fun coincidence: Mistress is going to make my collar tonight! High probability I'll finally be collared 💕 Another informative thread from SGG https://t.co/fYkkRGcqG2 @hipsterpelagius @Zoe_of_Elyon Oh coo!! "On lighter notes, I LOVED the music and hope she uses it again. And the ""You just found someone who made a sex robot"" had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe." ContraPoints' newest video was probably her greatest yet. It was a lot to digest. Felt very honest in like a scary way at times? That ending especially. She's taking one for the team to say the least. Super Mario Galaxy https://t.co/AOyMGNAWJF "@PhoinixArt That doesn't surprise me, but it's depressing to hear all the same" @_I_d_u_n_ That doesn't surprise me at all. "@corvomancer @Comrade_Yui Yeah I'm still compulsively buying the DVD sets, lol. I'll get to watching them eventually. Thank you for the recommendation, though!" "As a T*RF would say, McG*wan experienced Pe*k Tr*ns. This could get a whole lot uglier before it gets better." And if she was on a book signing tour & being interviewed on The Daily Show it means she has more power than even your average white feminist. People seem to listen to her. I don't want someone like that either becoming a T*RF or repeating their talking points for them. "I don't think she's a T*RF. A T*RF wouldn't ever feel the need to say ""trans women are women,"" even to placate or save face. But I think she could easily be turned into a T*RF. She's already inventing fucking conspiracy theories ffs" "Never even heard of R*se MsG*wan before last night but the speed at which she's using her white feminism to dismiss, double down & invent fucking conspiracy theories about a trans woman asking about her ignoring of trans issues scares me." "I hadn't heard of this woman before the book signing incident last night, but here's an older thread recapping her awfulness with some updates at the end. She sounds like a slightly different flavor of T*RF honestly. https://t.co/qGZNi94O7R" @Miss_Xhiel Yep! 💕 "I was recently made aware of a potential annoying issue with my name: People might assume it's pronounced ""Katelyn"" The lack of ""E"" is intentional. Then again it's kinda moot since I prefer Kat." @MissLizzibeth This is my favorite one so far honestly @ArmlessKittyfox I'd retweet this if I could! Remember that time Uncle Grandpa used a literal head cannon to sink a ship on Steven Universe PinkieDash is canon as far as I'm concerned https://t.co/qAa9oKxTPb "@NeitherNora It feels like, ""Instead of Life: Hard Mode we've upgraded your account to Ultra Mega Hard Mode""" If god exists they must have an ironic sense of humor given that I came out as trans just two months before Trump was elected. I might not be able to sleep but this Charmander I got today is tuckered out~ 💕 https://t.co/Z4pQJsceP7 "@charllandsberg I'll just take a Celaeno figure, but yes, a model of her ship would be AMAZING. There's supposed to be a Celaeno figure in the works, but I haven't been able to find any planned release window. https://t.co/aOIMiV0An5" I'm super tired but I really don't want to go to sleep. I don't know why. Some weird anxiety thing? Tonight's been weird. For any remaining doubters: https://t.co/DsQdIJy1OZ *shrivels into a corpse instantly* https://t.co/pWKj1NUEg0 "@Comrade_Yui The animation was super smooth and appealing, and I loved the songs as well. Celaeno's song in particular was really, really good imo: https://t.co/d5oOPwNOe8" "@Comrade_Yui Not awful. Worth watching if you ever liked MLP:FiM, unless you're one of the fans that consciously left the series because the dip in quality. I've not really kept up with the show past season 4 or so, so for me it was a fun return to that universe." @AliceAvizandum Anyone born after 1995 better be a small child or I'll turn into a shriveled skeleton like the bad guy at the end of Last Crusade. """We need to appeal to the lesbians.""- Someone at some point during Captain Celaeno's design process, apparently https://t.co/q1Sm4rJGwK" "@Comrade_Yui Bad example, C-3PO is a gay icon" "@tpollard01 It was announced that Fantastic Beasts 2, despite starring both a young Dumbledore and a young Grindlewald, will in no way touch on or hint at Dumbledore's sexuality." """I always thought Dumbledore was gay"" sounds like ""I always thought Trelawney was left-handed."" It sounds like an accessory you added later to flesh out the world a bit more, but not something that any of the plot would be significantly affected by." I think it's the fact that she squandered such a unique opportunity and doesn't seem to know or care that she did that stings the most. How many authors get this opportunity? Rowling famously has unprecedented control over how her characters are portrayed. There could be WAY more work on her part put into making this more than merely Word of God trivia points. "It's the same thing with Hermione being black: A previously unconsidered source of much-needed representation that the text doesn't technically contradict. She gets to pat herself on the back for being a Good Ally™ and then continue being an out-of-touch, wealthy White Feminist" "She didn't ""always think"" that. If she did, I don't see how the following decade of drip-fed HP supplemental stories & factoids could've played out the way it did. Fantastic Beasts 2 is just the most jarring example of how she's always treated this aspect of the character." "Because I think that explains the root of this problem. It's a random thing she pondered for funsies , but not something she ever really tried to apply to the character in any meaningful way." "Wasn't the original Word of God quote from Rowling something like, ""I always thought Dumbledore was gay""?" @AliceAvizandum The willingness to anthropomorphize companies by seemingly the majority of people kinda terrifies me. @nebel_gewehr I've often thought the same. "Anyway, I mention this because on the night I'm trying to fight off a dysphoria slump the ol' girlcock is looking noticeably bigger. thx body <3 u 2" Anyone else's girldick appear to change sizes? And I'm not talking about erections. It could very well be my extra weight but sometimes flesh shifts around and it bunches up more and looks smaller? @AliceAvizandum YES ARE YES @AliceAvizandum You are valid. @nebel_gewehr (I searched for the trailer after seeing this video in my feed >_>) Enhancement Shaman is a thankless job but someone has to do it. https://t.co/eFZaYPHmA7 "This is my main toon since 2009, Tazztok. I have her transmogged up with my favorite pieces before #BattleForAzeroth hits 💕 https://t.co/I8otfKfrSW" @Comrade_Yui I feel like Mystique is a trans icon @Lessons2history *huuuuugs* "@ZJemptv I was recently thinking about how up until the election there was this sense that the future was possible? We'd cure aging, solve climate change, or crack some big space travel tech or any number of other awesome things. Now the future people talk about sounds way more bleak." @DoubleDocMD According to the box the show is called Mech X4 This chameleon wasp hybrid is apparently from some Disney XD show and I love her https://t.co/dNvgcQdKkr Wait no this might be imposter syndrome Either way fuck this "Thirsty for days, then when it's time to play, dysphoria comes to visit. We almost never have time to play. Dysphoria never fights fair." "The Inkling bag is technically a Switch carrier, but I'm using it as my first purse~ 💕🐙" "My ""I earned this by surviving the move"" haul (An embarrassing amount of sweets were also purchased) https://t.co/jc1Vy1w8Dp" @Josieraiderfan Noted! 💕 @HaroldBatman On it There's a local Twitter headquarters near me https://t.co/VGyJm4QEub "@ComradCapacitor @PubicZirconium It probably has a soul But I wouldn't call its existence ""life""" @Cosmos_Cookie @queer_queenie Okay now I REALLY want to read it @Josieraiderfan Me too! If we're ever in your area that'd be fun~ @ownedkittyfaye How are you so beautiful How 💕💕 @Josieraiderfan I'll try having Mistress help me. Thank you!! @Josieraiderfan Yeah I think I have a lot of split ends. How can you tell? I don't think my eyesight is that good? Is it just how it tangles? "BIG MOOD I'm happy to be here now, but it's a weird journey https://t.co/rhZLjo42oB" "@strangeofgalway Never even really thought about it, but kinda?" "I'm often surprised at just how easily I slid into the queer lifestyle. I sure as fuck FELT like a cishet dude for many years, even if there was a measurable amount of dysphoria (I just didn't know that that's what that was). But nope, super queer it turns out~" "By the way, even if it wasn't bullshit, it was nearly a decade ago and if that's the worst thing he ever did I don't see how that makes him a bad person. But none of it was true and it cost him his livelihood. So let's stop spreading those lies." "I hadn't heard of Peter until recently, but to those of you who were telling me he's a creep for making up a fake girlfriend: It's all bullshit. https://t.co/th4puA9zW1" "@AliceAvizandum Only good girls get these, one would assume" @Djw175 That's good. Fire horse is kinda cute but the rest I'm not too thrilled with. "But it does make me wonder if I'm next? >_> I guess I'll know it when I feel it. If anyone can be so sure they're a woman then later realize ""Wait, no, it's not quite that"" then it could happen to me too I suppose." "So many of my trans friends have gone from thinking they were trans women to figuring out they're nonbinary, which makes me super happy for them~" @rCharlotteSmith Omg congrats~ @Djw175 LOOK HOW ADORABLE THIS LIL BEAN IS AND THEY'RE FAKE I CAN'T DO THIS TO MYSELF AGAIN https://t.co/KD7tbBeLWp @Djw175 My heart was broken for the last time when one of the fake Gen VII starters was a crocodile. I wanted that cute lil' dile so bad. I can never love a potential Fakemon again @TransitionL83 Oh wow! @_I_d_u_n_ I guess that doesn't surprise me. Now I'm almost afraid to take a look. I stopped playing like three weeks after it released >_> "@_I_d_u_n_ I think it's still going, isn't it?" Literally 90% of the reason I played this game was because it has playable evil robot women. https://t.co/7CQFikWmuT "Every few months I think ""I wanna play Wildstar again"" and then promptly not do that." We've all been there https://t.co/mSWcAxEn9b wait wait I got another one https://t.co/yVS0JN6oY0 I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it https://t.co/Cgxy0WkoNP Someone take photoshop away from me https://t.co/k8frlJQWwf I'm not sure why I made this https://t.co/j7x8qjkjri Another one of these polls. You know what to do. https://t.co/mRcfgXAodJ I don't know what thot means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask @tpollard01 Oh yeah Temple of Doom is pretty painfully racist. @Peachqueenallie h hot 💦 @Lessons2history @AliceAvizandum Yeah we had to piece together in DMs why they couldn't see your reply :P Same. In a heartbeat. https://t.co/7w8b9UEHIl @AliceAvizandum @AbbyFreakinRage I am ten times more interested in the story if it's a dog. "@AliceAvizandum Okay. One of my mutuals is calling another one names so I got worried. I'm not taking a side publicly, I've learned my lesson from last time. >_>" @AliceAvizandum I am honestly so confused over what all this is about. Is the community fighting again? D: 32. Hugo https://t.co/JtCiHZNjra 31. Beetlejuice https://t.co/iEKd9ggFd2 "30. Lord of the Rings (I'm not picking a favorite from the trilogy, it all goes here) https://t.co/sBgAJ1TH5U" @norintha Awwww :/ "@norintha That't actually pretty cool! That was back in the 90's, wasn't it? I feel like it was a cult classic during most of that decade." 29. Aladdin https://t.co/dkw8u8HxQv 28. V For Vendetta https://t.co/kCfCwFsxW0 27. The Lion King https://t.co/yoHNNqIaOb 26. Gremlins https://t.co/dK8FlK0BhL 25. The Little Mermaid https://t.co/gaP2X7Tipi 24. Little Shop of Horrors https://t.co/7Mv1fpq8DE 23. Frozen https://t.co/HpjpmwXKkF 22. Hellboy https://t.co/3oZfBXGo2v 21. Zootopia https://t.co/WGxjV5QOrx 20. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://t.co/lqyT5mlrF9 19. The Dark Knight https://t.co/DHgZsC6w5t 18. Pee-wee's Big Adventure https://t.co/4KeOZrM6Q0 "@emuchaton @ownedkittyfaye This exchange is the cutest, gayest thing. Thank you for bringing it to my TL 💕" "@waitworry Comes with the territory, unfortunately. Thank you for your help. 💕" "@waitworry I don't know any of this, thank you <_<" @waitworry Wh What's detangler >_> "If my hair keeps getting easily tangled despite conditioning, does that mean it's time for a trim? I've never had it this long >_>" @ownedkittyfaye Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! 😍💦 @hotcistakes They really don't see it. It's almost impressive. "@arthur_affect No, they're the two people I'm thinking of the most when I say that. Hoskins even decided to get drunk at one point, or so the story goes anyway." @arthur_affect Famously there WASN'T a lot of effort once shooting began. Hey I forgot I had one of these. Ask me stuff if you want~ https://t.co/KIbFJMWNGn "@LivyAubergine @transwitchlexi Yup, as a gay myself, I can confirm: This is exceedingly gay." @Zoe_of_Elyon You're doing great so far 💕 @Zoe_of_Elyon That's a pretty good way to put it. :) @Comrade_Yui https://t.co/dOHowAAGr0 17. Toy Story https://t.co/ej0ocNFDhC 16. Back to the Future https://t.co/EvRNgSBWtB "There aren't enough movies that explore how awesome it would be to turn into a monster. I want more movies that cater to me, the transformation fetishist." 15. The Princess Bride https://t.co/Wio96MbYx7 14. The Dark Crystal https://t.co/X5FpL3UCRK 13. Pirates of the Caribbean (I'll give this slot to the first three. I love the whole trilogy) https://t.co/lG6hv8ARYC 12. Iron Man 3 https://t.co/0ox7CWdSIm 11. Inside Out https://t.co/rsDjTPHQ7I 10. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 https://t.co/O32wBBMzCw 9. The Nightmare Before Christmas https://t.co/a2LK0uPQTg 8. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban https://t.co/1ONmZ6jjZV "@Axel_Hugsky Thanks, you're sweet~" 7. The Transformers The Movie (which is technically its full title) https://t.co/ILZr0dSea6 6. Jurassic Park https://t.co/KdoYqTaoaC 5. Wreck-It Ralph https://t.co/7jiDb4un5B 4. Jumanji https://t.co/XgAhjjly5q 3. Labyrinth https://t.co/4Ib60UABo4 2. Dark City https://t.co/z4RBpe9LJJ "This movie gives me pretty significant trans feels. Chiba Atsuko is a cis woman, but her having an alter-ego that's more in tune with her innermost self just really spoke to egg me. https://t.co/0bu4E3RLtK" "1. Paprika If you've never seen it, do yourself a favor and watch the intro: https://t.co/EV2eERh97h" Much like @spicy_trans_ I'm gonna leave out Star Wars movies since that'd take up a good chunk of these. https://t.co/rWe81Tztm7 @WynneOwner It's just the beginnings of it and might end up being nothing. I'm just overly jumpy at this kind of thing. @SartreBefore (literally me when I walk in on brewing drama on my TL) https://t.co/Vm1OQnkfPq No. Nope. NOOOOOOPE. No more community drama. Stop that. I can't anymore. @Lil_UnicornGirl THANK YOU I have a friend who says yellow are the best. We don't talk much. @cordy_fox @waitworry @SartreBefore I believe the max dose for everyone is 200mg @waitworry @cordy_fox @SartreBefore I'm taking the max dose of spiro and I wouldn't have it any other way. Doing that all the way until my orchi next summer. @waitworry @SartreBefore Yeah I couldn't wait any longer nor could I afford getting them frozen. I don't really want kids anyway @FreyaTail YES YES THIS "@SartreBefore @waitworry It's worth it for the girl orgasms, trust me. I'm talking about guy orgasms. For me at least, they're separate and only guy gasms have ejaculating." Like I've never even heard of the alt-right fuckstick but why are you telling her directly about this in a thread where OP clearly doesn't want to QT!? It was a screenshot! "Quoted verbatim in a thread I saw: ""Pls don’t even give her [@ of the M*G* nutjob in question] the time of day by featuring her. She gets off on the attention by saying sick things. She’s mentally ill and doesn’t deserve to be called out."" THEN WHY ARE YOU @'ING HER" Fun bonus side effect of HRT: Ejaculation cleanup is quick & easy (there's barely any of it and it's super watery) @Cosmos_Cookie I feel like it's more because they haven't seen this tweet yet? That or you really did scare off the non-queers in which case I must know your secret. One of my favorite things are tweets that are equal parts cute and hot and it sure seems like that happens a lot on Trans Twitter 💕 "@Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT This exchange has made my day, thank you~" @Cosmos_Cookie Your content was the first truly queer porn I encountered. Cishet stuff just doesn't do it for me anymore. I'm very thankful for your work. 💕 "@queermel @SecretGamerGrrl Honestly, this is between you two. I just felt I had to say something." @queermel @SecretGamerGrrl It's not in SGG's nature to be THAT willfully obtuse. I'd sooner believe she misunderstood. "@queermel @SecretGamerGrrl Socratic method is NEVER a bad-faith argument. I honestly don't have a strong opinion here, but I hate to see more divisions in our community." @spookperson https://t.co/q2emqPgJQz @emuchaton As if there was any doubt~ 💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/RhQwgqTCgx @_electrocutie fuuuuuck you're making me hungry! "@petercoffin @InnuendoStudios And I don't want this to turn into like, Ian being required to lay out examples. It doesn't seem like that will help? I dunno, it's hard to quantify." @InnuendoStudios @petercoffin At least with Chelsea. With Contra... she's... well we still argue about her occasionally. I've personally forgiven her. "@InnuendoStudios @petercoffin Anecdotal I know, but from what I saw, the overwhelming majority of trans women including myself took her side and felt slightly attacked by the Left." @ComradeEva1917 @Cosmos_Cookie One-one was one horse One-two was one too One-one won one race One-two won one too "@ComradeEva1917 @Cosmos_Cookie It certainly is boring, but for myself it's all I have :P" "@FrillyHyena You are ABSOLUTELY heading in the right direction, friend 💕" @ComradeEva1917 @Cosmos_Cookie IT'S SO WEIRD """I mean I'm not trans. I don't have dysphoria. I dunno... I'm not... I don't... yeah"" is probably something like what I said. I should get a hold of her and ask her if she remembers this conversation." "I have a friend who studied to be a psychologist. I have a distinct memory of talking to her about 5 or so years ago and mentioning that, if it were up to me, I'd probably feel more comfortable being a girl. She'd tried suggesting I pursue that, but I dismissed it." @Cosmos_Cookie Gender is so weird. "The only reason I tolerate creepy, overly supportive cishet guys is because there's a chance they might be eggs and I know I would've wanted the same treatment. And I don't mean creepy like they're hitting on me. THOSE guys I just block." @Cosmos_Cookie That sounds... stressful. *offers hugs* @Cosmos_Cookie Nice! Mistress wants to get one of those too. Looks like it makes the room very comfy 💕 @Cosmos_Cookie It is! Is it just like a purple lightbulb? @Cosmos_Cookie I love the lighting in your room! "@emuchaton It really is, holy shit." "@Kalindlara You can do it! It can be grueling work, but it's worth it!" "@waitworry (I didn't mention the beard because this was a continuation of sorts of a previous tweet where I showed my denial beard, but yes that was a big part of my face, lol)" "@waitworry RIGHT!? It's so funny because I had no idea that's what I was doing, but it's so obvious now." @emuchaton You are STACKED. Is that just HRT? @emuchaton BIG SAME @__code_witch Hope is why I post these 💕 @Kalindlara (Try to get on that!) @Kalindlara And more to the point: You ARE amazing. "@Kalindlara I bet with the right camera angle, or makeup, or lighting you'd look amazing." "@TheTransGiant Your mileage may vary, as they say :/" @Kalindlara I understand *hugs* "@Kalindlara (It helps to experiment with the angles your taking your selfies. I don't look this good in person, promise)" @BlazerBluejeans Which is why I'm sharing 💕 "@__code_witch I had to Google that, but THANK YOU 💕🌈✨" "@Untangled_Rose Awww, thanks~" "Fuck it, I'll post this one again as a palette cleanser (and because I look DAMN good). Again: Before & after. And it's only been 33 weeks. If I can do it, so can you. https://t.co/ZqeCM7AUrG" "Seriously, this is a trans woman literally hiding her face, but it didn't feel like that back then. It felt like my brand. The face I showed others. The way I wanted to be remembered." "I found another old photo! This was Jan 2015 when I went to a Neil Gaiman signing. This shows the hat & glasses I ALWAYS wore. Note how much the whole combo obscures my face. I was putting on a mask, which was better than seeing my actual face. Looking back, that was dysphoria. https://t.co/I42nAR9Lfj" @CiaraTheBraid Well they're adorable either way >_> Hoping to get a pair of my own trans girl glasses soon "@SartreBefore SMOOOOOOOTH It's the best, isn't it? :3" @CallipygianQT Well that's certainly true too~ @SartresStash No! "@CiaraTheBraid Hey I've been there. Over half a year on HRT and half the time when I look in the mirror I'm like, ""That's ME!?"" Your glasses though are just, UGH so cute! Can I ask where you got them?" @SartresStash Isn't it just the greatest feeling!? "@CiaraTheBraid HOW ARE YOU SO CUTE THO Sorry, off-topic" @CallipygianQT This is the cutest thing!! You're daddy's so lucky to have you 💕 @VonLillian @CallipygianQT RIGHT?! @rCharlotteSmith Sounds like an @aliceincamera tweet honestly @Cosmos_Cookie QUEER RELATIONSHIPS I SWEAR @Lookin4Serenity Big mood right here "@AliceAvizandum I haven't seen this super often, but I did encounter it at least once and it fucking baffled me. I think some people are just too trigger happy and equate personal experience to speaking for everyone." "I don't know if it's because I'm used to my more feminine face now or because I always kinda looked this way, but that pre-transition photo looks like a woman with a beard to me. Like that beard does NOT belong on that face. https://t.co/zCkr7R3bdn" Shubba inadvertently make a trans feels comic >_> https://t.co/1jh95WVCEe "@Lookin4Serenity Mistress wants to cosplay her at some point, and I'm like, FFFFFFUCK Y-YES 💦" @PhoinixArt I love artichoke hearts!! Especially on pizza. 😍 The only topping I can't stand the taste of is olives. Otherwise I like as much variety as possible. "@PhoinixArt Oof, yeah I don't blame you at all!" "@PhoinixArt I don't like mixing sweet with savory. That's all it is, for me. I actually love pineapple on its own." @TheTransGiant Oh wow that's an awkward coincidence. "@BettyBathory0 I'm excited too, don't get me wrong! I just hope they have more forward-looking expansions in the pipeline." Another great thread about T*RF tactics from the amazing @CaseyExplosion https://t.co/uIc3U6Gph7 "The REALLY embarrassing purchase was just a month later: Freaks on DVD, which I bought for a girlfriend. That, uh... that relationship was extremely doomed >_>" "On May 1, 2006 I ordered Luigi's mansion for the Gamecube (only $20!) and 12 Monkeys on DVD. https://t.co/aODOHvvoBd" "@AberantShard Probably the latter at this point, true." "@queermel I've seen others have similar sentiments. I don't think that opinion is as unpopular as you assume. I use the term because it carries with it a lot of weight. You don't fuck around with something called a deadname. It's cool if others avoid the term though, of course." "They need new lore. As much as I was just so-so on Mists of Pandaria, at least it created a whole new continent and lore to go with it. We NEED to start going to other planets, like what was implicitly promised with Burning Crusade." "Warlords of Draenor: Nostalgia expansion exploring Warcraft's past Legion: Nostalgia expansion re-visiting/retconning a fan-favorite character, also exploring Warcraft's past Battle for Azeroth: Back to basics as we re-visit the classic Alliance vs Horde war! Nostalgia expansion." "@CallipygianQT My mistake, then! You're such a good girl, learning your lesson like that~" "Harry Potter still FEELS queer, though, you know? The sad fact is it's not. It's more cishet bullshit." Then add in Rowling Liking that TERF article a few months back and I'm honestly wondering what kind of ally she is because I'm pretty sure the answer is none at all. "Dumbledore isn't gay. Rowling can say it all she wants, but in in the fucking PREQUEL SPINOFF MOVIE you don't even MENTION it, it's CLEARLY not anymore important than a fun detail you added later because you're ""progressive.""" "It's fucking bizarre because the books FEEL so welcoming, so accepting, so kind. And it's not that they aren't, but then you look juuuuuust under the cracks..." Harry Potter is canceled @CallipygianQT Clever puppy finding loopholes :P @cass_krs @aliceincamera Honestly same "@aliceincamera There's an ocean in the way, but I'll get straight to work on that." @Miss_Xhiel TransSalmndr#1962 Feel free to bug me if you ever see me on! "Alternate title: Harry Potter Franchise Will Continue to Queer Bait, Director Confirms https://t.co/aMbUhWiNVg" "@SukebanAxxx Well for what it's worth, both the four extra character slots and the new leveling experience are available even without BfA." @nettalanes Yeah it's a rough process but it's so worth it. Plus I'll have my Mistress to take care of me 💕 @tpollard01 Note that Princess Peach uses a frying pan in Smash Bros too. It's very much A Thing. "@tpollard01 ""A woman's place is in the kitchen"" & all that. And it's not like she was ambushed while cooking. She just randomly grabbed one. They could have written it so that she grabbed a sword or ANY other blunt object that doesn't have similar connotations." @Comrade_Yui @JonNegroni @d_m_elms I like this explanation a lot. @TripleStaff Communication is key. And then next time you'll know when to stop and/or what to avoid 💕 "@TripleStaff Rape shouldn't factor in. Even if your BF has like, a ""forced sex"" fetish, it's all still consensual. It's what safewords are for! But more to the point, telling a thirsty sub they're pathetic is super easy AND super fun~" "This is, no joke, my favorite news I've heard yet about BfA!! I have a character for each class on my main server but I also wanted to roll a new allied race. Rather than a race change, I can actually experience the new leveling system! Gonna re-subscribe next time I get paid! https://t.co/FjDjjsYmPp" "@QueenJobber It's kinda hot, I won't lie." "@petercoffin Thank you. A younger, more Liberal-with-a-capital-L me would have been like, ""Right on, creator of Family Guy!"" but now I'm just like, ""You're barely halfway there, buddy.""" "Aaaaaah subs with humiliation kinks are super fun for some reason? Because it's like, I can make you feel incredible by telling you you're pathetic. It's a fun thing that can involve all your friends!" @CallipygianQT Only because you are~ @AliceAvizandum I don't exaggerate in the slightest when I say it's the greatest feeling in the world. @MagsVisaggs But he has to protect his... secret... identity... wait @Miss_Xhiel I like this because it's a concern that only a capitalist would care about because it costs them money. Note that a homeless person would not be able to sue anyone for this. Only a well-off person getting injured would make them squirm. So it's the rich punishing the rich. "And not to say that ""we're gonna get homeless people"" is ideal by any definition of the word. That's why I said ""raw capitalism,"" though. Solutions to the homeless problem would be inherently socialist in nature." "In an ideal world, anti-homeless installations would be universally understood to be inhumane. As a society, we'd simply accept that if we want raw capitalism so much, we're gonna get homeless people. But we hate to be reminded of just how much capitalism has failed us, I guess" LITERALLY THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS JUST LET THEM BE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN OFFER THAT BAREST FRACTION OF HUMANITY TO THEM. You actually GO OUT OF YOUR WAY to make it harder for them. Fuck all of that. "But one person doesn't install anti-homeless benches. A CITY does that. PEOPLE, all individually voting, do that. And while it doesn't solve the structural issues whatsoever, giving money to a homeless person helps in a small way. Yet some people are still too good for even THAT" "What's frustrating is, I get it. I really do. I don't like seeing suffering either, and I know one person like me can't solve a structural problem like homelessness." "Out of sight and out of mind, right? You're being confronted with human suffering and rather than DO anything, you just want to not think about it. There are CHILDREN who act more mature & responsible than that." "Anti-homeless installations piss me off me off so much. You want to get rid of homeless people because their presence makes you uncomfortable. I understand that abstractly, but you refuse to actually FIX the problem. You'd rather force them to go ""somewhere else.""" "@deathpigeon Jesus of Christ fuck this whole planet. Like, I'm glad I know this now, and I wish I didn't." "@pseudonymjones God I get this all the time with the name Kat. Cis people assume genders based on names all the time, but if you don't look a woman to them, then you're just some guy with a lady's name(???)" @Djw175 Hey it's almost as if capitalism is broken from the ground up! "@PhoinixArt I just don't give a shit about their problems and I'll buy what I want at what price I want, & complain loudly when it's not where I want it. This is fucking respectability politics except in capitalism form and no one should stand for it." "@PhoinixArt Well, the only complication is that is IS almost working. People are buying loot boxes. If they try to increase the base price of games, some people WILL pay it." "Oh hey I was right: Watching the video doesn't help at all. The basic argument seems to be that because the market is so fiercely competitive, customers MUST foot the bill. Yeah, that's basic capitalism I guess, but that doesn't mean any of us have to like it." "By all means, pay the actual devs livable wages. But even if this was JUST about them, even if AAA studios ONLY cared about them & their well being, if we STILL can't manage to afford making these games in the current price range? Fuck it, indie games exist. Let it all die." "Because at the end of the day, whether they start charging $70+ or keep pulling bullshit like loot boxes, corporations will still get their billions of dollars. Why on earth do we give two shits about their problems?" "I'm sure the numbers don't lie & AAA games are super expensive. Why should we care? This is just more of that capitalistic ""corporations are people & we have to fight to help them"" bullshit mentality." "At best, SOME of us might make some indie games, but indie games don't have the giant budgets with no room to shave, do they? The AAA industry is sick, let it die. They need us WAY more than we need them." """Let's say you are building a AAA title."" I understand that's a hypothetical framing device, but I think it highlights what's so wrong about this defense of the AAA industry: NONE of us are going to be doing that." I love how they're just digging a deeper hole for themselves. I don't even need to listen to their justifications. I can take their claim that there's no reasonable costs to cut in the AAA games industry and still have my response: Then let it die. https://t.co/rl9EPbkfrc @PixlSheep 10/10 literally half my Gamecube shelf "@tpollard01 It's the Church of Ass, clearly :P" @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/XnLRck0kiG "@pinkishdawnya Yeah people are thinking she might be next, lol. My biggest piece of advice for her is this: Don't ever hold down her heal spray unless it's during HEAVY damage. She's drains VERY quickly, but her healing juice is heal over time, so quick spurts usually do the trick." @ComradCapacitor Because I know it'll be used to inspire other trans women: Yes. Thank you for asking. "But now that I know I'm trans, it's the most OBVIOUS representation of ""wearing"" masculinity as a mask that I could think of. It's eerie as fuck seeing what my subconscious was able to say without me knowing." Just out of frame was an alien's hand. I painted it because it was quick & easy and it related to a funny thing my older sister used to tell me: That my parents found me on the doorstep after a flying saucer flew away. "I should really dig out that self portrait oil painting I made for a class I had around that time. I painted a beard, glasses & my hat just floating in mid air (funnily enough I'm not wearing the latter two in this before pic, but I almost never took them off)." "Hey I found an old pre-transition photo from 2013. I took this as a reference for a cosplay thing that never got off the ground, but it's a decent, straight-on shot of my gross face. Pic from last week for comparison. If this scruffy nerf herder could transition, so can you. https://t.co/PijW9WdBlm" "@pinkishdawnya Moira is way more my speed now. She's DEFINITELY back line. Even her ult heals, despite looking more like an attack." "@pinkishdawnya I totally agree with that. I played her before her new ult, nowadays I don't like her nearly as much." "@pinkishdawnya When she'd ulting she's VERY hard to kill, at least with the heroes I usually play. It's not even that she's flying around-- her HP seems too high or something. I ALWAYS focus her and it hardly helps. Tho I'm not sure what the nerf did. If it didn't address that issue then nvm" "@JonNegroni @d_m_elms Oh good, then we agree." "@JonNegroni @d_m_elms I think that when people say Black Panther is ""the first,"" they're also hoping that this is the beginning of a positive trend. One that won't have to wait another ten years for a completely unrelated movie to also seem like a first." "@JonNegroni @d_m_elms There's First, and then there's ""first."" The first touch screen phone was years before the iPhone and no one cares. The VR headsets were in the 90's, and that doesn't matter." "@JonNegroni @d_m_elms And even if we did want to say Hancock was the beginning of a new era of black superheroes... why'd it take ten years for the next one? Why did the era START with a deconstruction of the genre, then go back into basic superhero territory (at least structurally)?" @JonNegroni @d_m_elms Was Chronicle part of the current era? How about Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? What about Jonah Hex? Do you see what I'm getting at? Just because it happened concurrently doesn't mean it was a part of the current trend. "@JonNegroni @d_m_elms It was on the cusp of the current era. Eras are never cut-and-dry with clear beginnings and ends. Hancock was 2008, the start of the MCU, true, but so was The Dark Knight, a movie that COULD have redefined the superhero genre but ended up being an exception to the rule instead." "@HarrisonLaine She's a badass strong female character in the bar where we first meet her, then she turns into a women who swing a frying pan and kicks her legs fruitlessly while being carried away by masked bad guys. Willie was worse, but Marion wasn't that badass." We just happened to have come out with a body that didn't quite match. That's it. "I understand that to a cis person, none of this makes sense. But transitioning helps us, most cis people accept us in some way or another, and everything about our gender is as real as it is with any cis person." We knew evolution was real before we even knew what DNA was. We knew abiogenesis had to be real before we had evidence to suggest it was possible. We know the big bang happened even if we don't yet know how it happened. "We don't yet know what, if anything, causes someone to be trans. It probably has something to do with the brain, but we don't know for sure yet. But we don't need to know what causes it to consider the evidence and conclude it's real." "The simple explanation, the one that requires the least amount of consideration, ISN'T the correct one if you start getting piles of extra data that suggest otherwise." "If you hear the galloping of hooves, you should assume it's horses & not zebras, right? Unless you're in Africa. Unless you're on a savanna tour where the tour guide literally just said, ""We're now entering zebra territory.""" It's EASY to equate gender with genitals. You end up accounting for (probably) over 90% of humanity when you do. There's a temptation to Occam's Razor this shit into certainty. "But it helps frame the situation in a way that I think cis people might be able to understand: Something, be it my brain, my soul if you believe in that, or some other very real part of my physiology, IS female. And as soon as I accepted that, things started falling into place." It's... awkward appealing to that TOO much. No one wants to be seen as arguing that female brains are inherently different than male brains. That can easily lead down roads no one should want to go down. There's evidence to suggest that the brains of trans women (even before transitioning) are more similar to the brains of cis women than cis men. "I know to you, the cis person who is hopefully reading this, it still can't be that easy. To you, someone like me appears to be a man who one day decided he should be a woman. But NONE of the evidence supports this." "Trans women know they're women. Cishet guys very often know trans women are women (their actions speak louder than their words), and I've met plenty of cis women who accept me as who I am too." "Trans porn is a very popular category. If you're a hetero guy, you KNOW this. And *I* know that you know this because I was among your ranks, once upon a time. Do you really think trans porn is ONLY enjoyed by people who are sexually attracted to men?" "[TW: rape] When a trans woman is raped as a woman, is she not a woman?" "Like, literally the medical establishment required that we start over from scratch as a woman in the hopes NO ONE, cis OR trans, could clock us. So when a trans woman experiences misogyny, is she not a woman?" "But you know there are trans women who are completely stealth, right? Meaning they live life getting confused with cis women 100% of the time? Hell, for most of our existence in the last century, that was a REQUIREMENT." "I know if you're cis, and especially if you're transphobic, you might be really confused at how a trans woman (for example) ""knows"" she's a woman. It can't be that simple, right?" "@d_m_elms It's also, hopefully, the first critically acclaimed black superhero movie since Blade." @d_m_elms It's true that it's incorrect to call Black Panther the first. It is the first MCU movie starring a black hero. It's the first superhero movie starring a black hero in this current era of superhero movies. "And NO ONE seems to ever touch on that? Not even a passing, ""Yeah this was super awkward, but let's talk about the cinematography or whatever."" Others have noticed this, right? It's not just me?" "It's been a couple years so I'm forgetting a lot, but what I recall from watching it after becoming a feminist (even though I had seen it before then) was how EVERY scene with her was like, textbook sexism in film. It's almost impressive." "Marion fights with a frying pan. At one point she's kidnapped in a basket and is literally the object Indy has to go take back, functionally indistinguishable from any other artifact." "I love Indiana Jones, but when was the last time you watched Raiders of the Lost Ark? That movie is EMBARRASSINGLY sexist, to the point where I'm pretty sure it's intentional? Like, ""Oh we're paying homage to that era of film, better bring in the sexism too.""" "@Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie The moment has certainly passed and I'm being all OCD about this so apologies, but you accidentally a word back there so I thought you were talking about what YOU wanted to reply with." "@Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie (This is adorable, but I don't know what you're referring to. You should probably say the thing)" Takkun holding the curtain open so she can look outside 💕 https://t.co/35zIzV8o3h "@RaeGun2k But like, also kinda the greatest thing" @Cosmos_Cookie How have I not already commented on this!? You're all wet and you're making us all wet how dare~ 💕 "@NyxWorldOrder @ComradeCallie Alternately: ""I'm not into vore, I'm not into vore!"" Callie asserts as she slowly shrinks into a corncob. To be eaten." I mean he's not wrong: I'm Mistress's slave https://t.co/gHlJDcFPeZ @quatoria In my experience that's either a queer thing or a trans thing because I've felt that whiplash too "FUCKING THIS And it has nothing to do with whether you like women. Men love to do this, but trans women aren't men. https://t.co/t1SOAbhPte" "@GoddessIsDragon Lesbians! We're ridiculous, lol" "@AmazonChique @MagsVisaggs There has to be a difference between seeing how men are treating and getting to be one and see it firsthand. And it's scary because while you don't get to choose being trans, transitioning often feels like a choice. So you have to willingly say goodbye to all that." Someone get a time machine and tell kid me that all those birthday candle/shooting star wishes ended up working: I got to be a girl after all~ 💕🏳️‍🌈 @KitsuneAlicia @Kalindlara (I used to do both of those things too) I'm such a lesbian I literally moved in with Mistress two months after meeting her Why is this stereotype so true >_> @OrangeMangudai You are unmistakably female and unbearably gorgeous 💕 @OrangeMangudai Y-yes mama 😍😍😍 "@KitsuneAlicia Very true, but for me that's a pro~" @__code_witch Awwww what am adorable lesbian you are :P "@__code_witch Yep! You sound pretty trans to me, hon." @vacuumbiscuit I use y'all @SartreBefore Yeah that can sometimes happen :P @SartreBefore OMG IT'S SO CUTE HOW DID I MISS IT I should retweet it so it gets even MORE attention :3 @KentabooRex The fuck CAN we do? @princessfloof Cuuuuuuuute aaaaaaaaah @aliceincamera Also: https://t.co/X9EZU42HGW "@FreyaTail I can't really take full credit for it, I read it online ages ago. The last two verses are mine tho" Vagina dentata What a wonderful phrase Vagina dentata Ain't no passin' craze It means a toothed pussy For the rest of your days https://t.co/xqEBVRwjVu @waitworry Only one way to find out! "Me: I hate my penis TOCG: Oh! Um... lots of women have penises...? Me: You're right, Sharon, & you should probably stop talking over them when they talk about their dysphoria" Me: I hate how small my boobs are That One Cis Girl: Lots of girls have small boobs! Me: I hate how hairy I am TOCG: I mean that's most women @waitworry God I hope so I have a sudden & very specific craving for teddy grahams "@norintha That's very true! The ass eating was the highlight, however~ Point is: We've boinked." "Oh! Another follow suggestion: @norintha! Y'all like hearing about my kinky escapades, right? DID YOU KNOW: Jen has eaten my ass? It's true!" @SartreBefore Mmmm yes perfect~ @ExistentialEnso Being a democrat? In this economy? "Y'all need to follow Jen ASAP. She's the most adorable tran out there, I swear 💕 https://t.co/TIImvB0DMV" @Untangled_Rose I use Twitter way too much. Plus I just naturally network I guess? I get to know people and it sort of spreads I guess. Also I guess people like what I have to say >_> "@norintha Pros: A mistress to use a strap-on on me 😍 (she'll be getting her vaginoplasty first, you see)" If you're not already following @Valentine__Vale what are you even doing? They're an amazing friend 💕 https://t.co/Y9MxuUbLCz @quatoria God that's awful D: *offers hugs* Y'all should follow @HarrisonLaine! https://t.co/XBEr4Pc9T7 But seriously though tonight I could really go for the being fucked part >_> I'll have to take a raincheck for like 2 years "Getting my very own vagina Pros: Reduces dysphoria, I get to be fucked without dealing with buttstuff Cons: Literally none" "I'm at the point where I'm getting followers so fast & regularly I can't vet all of them >_> I was at like 1,030 a couple days ago and now I'm nearly at 1,060" @pottawacommie BUT WE NEED MORE @FauxPup can can you like hit me with one of them @norintha @FauxPup Always stay hydrated during play! @FauxPup th this thirst can't be quenched with water State of the Mewnion: We need more tops Nya~ "Ya girl Kat is super thirsty tonight, y'all" @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton @XylariaVG @norintha @FauxPup I mean if there's one thing Emu is known for @emuchaton @XylariaVG @norintha @FauxPup @Cosmos_Cookie They are all precious and we need them so so badly "@norintha @FauxPup @XylariaVG @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton Ferrets are cat SNEKS, not dogs :P" "@FauxPup @norintha @XylariaVG @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton No, those are hyenas :3" @thepennyhoarder Fuck off I need to save money to travel more. I have too many friends all over the country AND quite a few across the Atlantic. @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @emuchaton OMG THAT'S ADORABLE The Cosmos polycule continues to make my heart melt. "@norintha @emuchaton @XylariaVG @Cosmos_Cookie Checkmate, pupgirls." @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @emuchaton does does Rae have a gullsona This blasphemy will not stand https://t.co/wfqnYgUY4c @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @emuchaton https://t.co/9BydKX4VWf "@Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @emuchaton It's a book, and yes, there's a seagull who speaks broken rabbit tongue (English)." @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton Buntran very rarely gets any love and she's made peace with that :P "Okay, just talked to the person that runs their Facebook page. They're actually not released yet! I actually don't mind waiting for as long as it takes for Kickstarters, it's just this time I had reason to believe they released last year. No worries then!" @emuchaton Catgirl Trans Twitter will have your head :P "@RoseQuix @Captain_V_Smith It is! I've been trying my hardest to replace ""guys"" with it" @XylariaVG I got an infection. And the only cure is cutting my dick up. "Ravioli, ravioli Give me vaginioli" Just occurred to me I NEVER got my Beasts of the Mesozoic despite them releasing last May. Usually Kickstarters send you an address confirmation but I just checked and I never got one. They undoubtedly sent it to an old address... I've been having SHIT Quickplay matches tonight if you couldn't guess "I don't care if you have 5 medals. It's a team game, let's work as a team. Otherwise, we lose and you get reported for being a shitty teammate." Sometimes I honestly wonder if your average Overwatch player understands that poor teamwork is a reportable offence. @GenghisKhatt Okay. It looks SO much like a house right down the road from me I was about to invite you over :P @GenghisKhatt Like I'm pretty sure that's Mistress's neighbor. Biggest property in Boulder. @GenghisKhatt Are you near Longmont? I live near that house!! Mistress has been too busy with work to play with me much. I desperately need a good beating. 💦💕💦 "@aliceincamera We're all weirdos though, to be fair :P (srsly tho hot af 💦💦💦)" @rCharlotteSmith Cis friends? In THIS economy? "Once again, if cis people would just calm the fuck down there'd be no big deal. You don't really have to understand being non-binary to respect it. The only reason it feels like so much work to do that is because you can't let go of bullshit rules about gender." "If you analyze gender even for a moment, it all starts to break down. Trans people just ARE the genders they say they are. If you're desperately holding onto ""But what about their genitals/chromosomes!?"" of COURSE it's going to be hard for you." "I assume by ""gender neutral"" they meant non-binary? Buddy, you have a structural problem with how you view gender. A structural problem that will be remedied by actually LOOKING at the things those of us on the Left are saying." @RoryWalkerEsq @BlazerBluejeans Yeah using male pronouns as... I guess they're being used kinda like curses? It's one case where it's not being directed at a person. Those are the gray areas I'm even less likely to bug anyone about. "@Captain_V_Smith (I mean, *I'D* find that hilarious :P)" "@Captain_V_Smith You're covered under ""cis friends I love."" The fact that I care about you is why I bring it up, but I do TRY to make it funny when I do? Maybe it doesn't come across as such There's really no awkward-free way to mention it >_> Thank you, though. I know you're doing your best 💕" Changed my Twitch username to TransSalamander. I continue to be pleased to see this name isn't really taken anywhere. "New header. The lighting in here is awful, but I like my little Beanie Baby setup. Either way it was time to switch out Phasma." @ReadingRidley look I don't appreciate being called out like this @XYcyberjulie @emuchaton RIGHT?! @emuchaton YES. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. "@YumiScott It chugs only in certain areas, it's true. But even the rest of the game takes some re-getting used to." @TheTransGiant The only true futureproofing is never throwing your old console away :P "@TheTransGiant Funnily enough, on VC DK64 is impossible to 100%. There are a few golden bananas that are won through races with other characters, and said characters' speeds were programmed to take into account the N64's slow processing speed. VC makes them unbeatable." "@Cosmos_Cookie Worth it for the view, though~" "#BanjoTooie Oh god, the framerate!! Is this how we LIVED back then?" @rCharlotteSmith oh god i'm not good at twitter how do i delete The intro to Banjo-Tooie is too long. Don't @ me I also remember asking to have a high-def picture of Skeleton Grunty since the only jpg of her online was remarkably tiny. The guy running the letter pages blew up the tiny image all pixelated-like because Rare has always been adorably cheeky. "The only one I remember was asking (as a joke) if Jolly Roger would be in banjo-Threeie. To my surprise they said yes, and thus the Banjo wiki had to be updated. I got the big scoop without even meaning to." There's an archive somewhere of the Rareware letters page with letters from me signed by my Sonic OC which I am both proud of and incredibly embarrassed by. "@alvietron Normally I crave Banjo-Kazooie, but that means Tooie I don't play as much so it feels like a real treasure to dust off every few years." @norintha Great idea!! 💕 GUESS WHO JUST FOUND HER NINTENDO 64!! https://t.co/V42HpTBFG6 "@Comrade_Yui (Thanks for skipping Gen 4, btw. Imo: Gen 5 >>>>>>>>>> Gen 4)" @Comrade_Yui I was 11 in 1998. I'm a filthy Gewunner. "But if you're cis and this makes you feel uneasy to hear, and you're willing to do your best to change your vernacular, a great many of us would appreciate it. 💕" "So like, random A&W guy working the drive through earlier today: I like to assume the best in people. I'm going to assume you used ""man"" & ""guys"" as gender neutral terms. You'll never have to hear how you were the thousandth cut." "All while trans women have to sit down, shut up & feel misgendered after hundreds of these per day throughout their entire life. And if they try to say ANYTHING, they'll be made to feel like an overly sensitive reactionary." So the end result is: We have sanctioned misgendering of trans women within American English that actual bigots could (and probably often due) use as a shield to parade their bigotry. "Even if literally EVERY encounter with those words I've had was a case of a person honestly meaning it as gender neutral: They're all still words that ALSO have male-gendered connotations. As a trans woman, I can't help but feel that every time." "And that's assuming I want to even say anything, of course. Usually it's not worth the effort, so it's death by a thousand cuts because no one cut feels appropriate to say anything about." "OR any one of those categories who honestly, TRULY use ""dude"" to refer to everyone. You'll notice that each one of those kinds of people requires separate, distinct approaches." "- An oblivious person who's well meaning, but ignorant of trans people & their struggles - A good ally who honestly accidentally misgendered me - A bigot who also has the excuse of being ignorant about trans people - An out-and-proud TERF" "When I hear someone say to Mistress & I ""you guys,"" or hear someone end a sentence with ""man"" when talking to me, I know I'm interacting with one of about SEVERAL different possible people:" This is about my own personal feelings when I hear these words and nothing more. Do with this information what you will. "I want to rant about ""guys/dude/man"" as ""gender neutral"" terms for a bit. First off, I have some trans friends who use these terms as gender neutral terms. I have close cis friends who I love that use them too. If you use these as gender neutral terms, I won't yell at you." "@MagsVisaggs It's so easy to flip between ""This sucks"" and ""But also I'm a woman & that feels amazing"" very quickly for me. I want the good with the bad, but the bad is often very, very bad." "@alvietron HEY I'M CALLING YOU OUT, ALVIE: You're super cool and I love seeing your tweets." @MagsVisaggs I wonder if Jodie Whittaker has any idea how much of a gift her character is to trans women. "@jayne_pea And it's been 20 fucking years of white leads! Time to take that second step without having people say ""You already took a first step, can't you just be happy with that?"" There's no logic there beyond ""I don't like not being the default catered-to audience.""" @aliceincamera And looking downright stunning doing it 💕 @norintha I'm suddenly embarrassed to be part Polish. "@AbbyFreakinRage @NeitherNora Abby is a fucking treasure. They need more women, but she's a great place to start." @quatoria Thank you 💕 "Deleted the tweet that started with ""Self care..."" I understand it's tantalizing not knowing who I was talking about. I just wanted to move on tho" "@AbbyFreakinRage Not the one you're thinking of, Abby, I promise." Feeling p gay today ngl "@NeitherNora I still can't really get into GBeast so Austin's tenure completely passed me by, unfortunately." The guy who got married at a Taco Bell and the blinking white guy are both from Giant Bomb and it's weird that that's how I have to introduce them to others. I always get excited when mutuals know what Giant Bomb is. They're so obscure but I love talking about them. @BettyBathory0 He's literally Forest Gump. Stoned + trans + anxiety issues = people may as well be staring at me constantly because I feel like that anyway. "@DiracDrynx OMG SO HAPPY FOR YOU And a tiny bit jealous, ngl~" @Cosmos_Cookie Not at all. I promise. This is not someone connected with my friend group in any way. Sorry to make you worry. :/ @queermel Her drama was decidedly past-tense. Hence the self care. This is preventative for next time >_> Thanks tho @trewleft Doubt it. Said woman was spreading said lies weeks ago. I just finally decided her good takes weren't worth it. "@AliceAvizandum @played_straight Alice. All trans people know each other. And we all know you. They're totally staring because they're like, ""That can't be THE Alice, can it?!""" "@gnarlyposm As someone who's tabled in artist alleys at MLP conventions for several years: This is completely inaccurate, I keep my money pile in my hotel room." "@transwitchlexi She's gorgeous, ngl 😍😍😍" @emuchaton Hi yes is it too late to be gay & flirty!? 💕 "(He ends up panicking & writing ""Mount Rushmore"" at the last second as I recall)" "Remember that episode of Dexter's Laboratory where he has a nightmare about a really hard test in school & the test is just the question ""What is the purpose of meaning?"" That question fucked me up as a kid." @AbbyFreakinRage Well that's... rude. Fuck. D: @AliceAvizandum Yes and you call them that despite the fact that they are obviously girl'd "@TransEthics Oh my god I missed that part. Over 17,000!! Unless they want to argue literally every trans person on this site voted, that's some pretty rock solid data." @SJWMEGATRON Hank is just BEGGING his fans to disown him. He wants it so bad. @ExistentialEnso Saaaaaaaame! Ugh "@Flailmorpho_ @traaaaaaannnnns Spiro, the medication that blocks testosterone, lowers your sodium enough that you crave salt. Pickles are high in sodium and became the defacto trans girl meme food." @norintha @ComradeCranium Big same :/ @norintha @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/M9823PhFD4 @mspowahs God I am SO here for that first part. BIG MOOD https://t.co/YmdwAqMCXV @TheSinSanity SUPERIOR VERSION OF THAT SONG TBH PAPER MARIO THOUSAND YEAR DOOR COMPANION RANKINGS: Vivian >> Goombella >>>>> Ms. Mowz >>>>>>>>>>>> ALL ELSE @emuchaton @NekoArc OH MY GOD JUST FUCK ALREADY (💕) @Lessons2history Awwww where's the fun in that? D: "(Ernest Goes To Camp also came out that same day, but I've never been the biggest Ernest fan, sorry >_>)" "So, I was born on a Friday, which means there were movie releases the day I was born! Never ever bothered looking into this, but The Chipmunk Adventure came out the DAY I was born, May 22 1987. It's a weird-ass movie, but one of my favorites growing up. #GifTheYearYouWereBorn https://t.co/VkmoeL29C1" "@SartreBefore @norintha I would LOVE to have TWO Jens to fuck. Sounds like double my pleasure, honestly. :P" "@rCharlotteSmith I read this as erections and was SO excited to retweet it. You've let me down, Charlotte. D:<" @norintha Hopefully just a month & a half or so & I can take you up on that~ "@norintha What, to fuck you? :3" "@RoryWalkerEsq @Model_Omega Yeah, that's what happens when you drift as far left as us. It really seems like the most famous people out there are at best Liberals and they'll just let you down once you pass their position politically." @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia That's cute. And makes this more difficult >_> "@Model_Omega @RoryWalkerEsq Awwww. I was enjoying the mild popularity my reply was getting, lol." "@rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia When I need to learn, not just have fun, Mistress usually beats me to JUUUUST the point where I can't take it. Making her spank herself wouldn't be as effective, though." "@RoryWalkerEsq @Model_Omega Yeah I don't care what she does with her career. But I could still see Hank going, ""Okay, she's transphobic, but that doesn't really affect my point?"" Like I'm admitting that what I said was a BIT of a cheap shot, even if it is honestly the reason I don't care for her." @Peachqueenallie Noooooo! Do you have one that plugs into the wall? I recall when I bought mine I made a point to have that feature >_> "Yeah, something like that. https://t.co/ir0rGH1R9Q" "@EponymousKid @pumpkaboodreams I'm happy to hear my snippy remark is more relevant than I originally assumed. So I guess Hank heard some people complain about her, and thought it was because she's doing wrestling now instead of MMA? How embarrassing for him." @ComradeCallie But consider: Both at once. @Model_Omega @RoryWalkerEsq Well that's even more awkward and hilarious than I originally assumed. "But I've been careful about using it too much. Like, I'd LIKE to RT one of Hank Green's recent awful takes with just ""Kill your heroes"" but I don't want to be taken literally. Nobody kill Hank Green, please. But metaphorically take him off that pedestal you've been keeping him on" "I really love the phrase ""Kill your heroes."" I love the core message, I love the wording, and I love the song." "@Model_Omega @RoryWalkerEsq I bet he's completely blindsided by the fact that she's transphobic. I also bet that, while he won't say it publicly, his main reaction is ""I wasn't even talking about that. Who cares?"" Still feels good to call him on it after he stanned for capitalism(???) today." "@norintha Fuck, Jen, it sure is." "It would make my fucking YEAR if Peter Coffin helped me get noticed by Hank Green just so he can see something written by my obscure ass about how tone deaf he's being. Oh, Twitter. https://t.co/PidVtppOtI" "(And yes, this is more Hank Green subtweeting)" "Stanning for capitalism is fucking weird because it's not like doing that will make you more money, and there's no physical embodiment of capitalism that will be your best friend and tell everyone how awesome you are if you convince people they're Actually Totally Cool." "I commented, tho. Mentioned that her transphobia is why I don't much care for her. And I know because I just checked, if he wants to Google ""Ronda Rousey transphobic,"" he'll know what I'm referring to. I imagine he'll handwave it away as not being what he was talking about tho." "@pumpkaboodreams I could not possibly care less about wrestling, but yes, by the sound of Hank's tweet, I believe it is." "@ExistentialEnso Right!? Not his day today, clearly. https://t.co/JUsovqCXui" "Hank Green just fucking pumping out the HITS today with defending capitalism and now Ronda Rousey. Slow down, Hank. I can only lower my opinion of you so quickly." "@hankgreen I personally shame her for being transphobic, actually." @forivall @strangeofgalway @ZJemptv @GoojNanaa I was very much a part of the skeptic YouTube scene back in the day but I wasn't aware of Zinnia at all. Then I realized I was trans on my own too. I think I found Zinnia RIGHT after I realized I was trans and was frantically searching all over YouTube for ANYTHING to help me. I've been trying so hard to swear off the sugar drinks. But right now I could go for a solid GALLON of Rockstar punched just directly into my gut. Ugh. @angelcakesinc *offers hugs* :/ If you're a trans girl who is cool with or even loves her dick: YOU'RE AWESOME. Thank you for being so awesome. 💕🍆 "It would actually be super awesome if I was 110% cool with my girldick because like, girldicks are awesome. Fuck gender stereotypes. Normalize girlbulge, dammit. I just want a vagina too much. I'd keep this thing in a heartbeat if I thought I could stand it." "@SartreBefore Now you've done it. Hear that? That is the sound of a thousand thirsty, subby trans girls coming your way. https://t.co/PdqUERdE8w" "@spacetwinks I've had this on my 3DS for years now but every time I try to play it it's like, annoyingly hard? I guess I'm not that great at video games? I should give it another shot sometime." "Is it weird I get a thrill from networking and making friends? Like, I love to KNOW people. Especially if they know people." "And also it's none of my or any other fans' business what ANY of their sexualities are. I'm just reflecting on the very real possibility that Mega64 might be, in some small way, a tiny bit queer. That'd be really cool, if true." "For years they've attracted fans moreso on the side of toxic gaming culture, or so it seems. 4chan doesn't have a problem with Mega64, is what I'm saying. They very intentionally & very obviously stay away from political stuff, social justice issues, etc. It's not what they do." "I've been a fan of Mega64 for over ten years now and I'd bet money Rocco Botte is ace. But I'd also bet money that, assuming I'm right, neither he nor any of the other Boyz want to talk about that kind of thing on their podcast." "So I deleted the thread about... well, I'll skip the name & just say ""A prominent trans woman on Twitter I never talk about."" I don't need my frustration, which was more like a callout subtweet, reaching back to her." @quatoria is such an amazing friend. I feel very lucky to have found her randomly on my timeline all those months ago. 💕 @quatoria Heeeeey people who conflate that with bigotry are fucking asshats. Cops intrinsically have power over others. You can't be bigoted towards that. @ADirtyTrans Ooh let me join you~ @Vixen_AZ @unsatisfiedkitt omg I'm so sorry D: I have to remember to wave BEFORE everyone dies. It's much cuter. 💕 https://t.co/cNbPwtq6E5 @Redist_Witch Also sometimes your libido can come back on its own after being on HRT long enough. "@Redist_Witch *CAN come back Your mileage may vary, as always" @Redist_Witch It's different for everyone. I believe the go-to fix is increasing your T. :/ I have heard that paradoxically trans girls' libidos come back after having an orchi. "@Redist_Witch I'm sorry, I misunderstood. It's not true for everyone of course, but I thought I was safe in assuming it was for you. D: My bad" @Redist_Witch Orgasms with the right hormones in your body are the greatest thing~ "@SartreBefore @ZoenLanosca Welcome to being a trans girl, where people tell you you're cute until you believe it 💕" @SartreBefore @ZoenLanosca Nope. Cute. @RealShadowRose Yeah it's the biggest source of dysphoria for me by a long shot. I messaged you a link to who did my friend's procedure! @ZoenLanosca @SartreBefore These are hard facts and data pointing to an unavoidable conclusion. "We ended up losing this one & I was so busy being salty that someone on my team was pulling the ""It's just Quickplay"" line every time I suggested what to do next that it barely registered that this was a pretty badass POTG. https://t.co/Hhq8uCrk8U" @RealShadowRose Lemme get the info from her & get back to you @SartreBefore You're a super cutie 💕 "@incantatricks Stoned sex can be incredible, it's true." @SartreBefore How are you this unbelievably cute. You're not even on HRT yet ffs And yeah I think I'm going the surgery route. I have a friend who had a cutting edge procedure done and the results seem super promising. If I can get me some of that that'd be amazing. "I have this recurring fantasy lately where, after my voice has completely healed from surgery & sounds feminine, the very first time I say anything in voice chat in Overwatch I'll get sexist responses. Those weird ""Can't wait to get harassed as a woman"" feels... >_>" @Seraxis *hugs tight* @Seraxis *offers hugs* "@Lessons2history As a person, or like, conceptually? Tempted to agree either way." Fucking Eternal Mood https://t.co/txr1KLIgfw @Cosmos_Cookie Dommes & switches that love brats are a blessing imo Don't know what we'd do without you 💕 "@siobhanbjorknas At the same time tho it's like Sure, let's do it. I don't think NOT doing it will be better or anything. It's just not exciting anymore. The system is too rotten to the core." "Thanks for the Overwatch match, @quatoria! We played a few more after you left but then Overwatch crashed for me and I don't think any of the other people in the group friended me? In case any of them follow me and see this, it's TransSalmndr#1962 if you'd like to play again!" @Kitty_Cosmos OMG 💕💞 @Kitty_Cosmos *clutching my heart* It's... it's too cute...! "@queermel I dunno. I'm kinda defaulting to ""I'm not trans masculine so it's not my place""?" @SiobhanFTB I guess I just thought he was smarter than this? I've drifted so far left that when Liberals talk about impeachment or the FBI I can't even feel relieved. Where's my cat ears & fangs? Revolution or bust. "@SiobhanFTB I don't get how anyone can believe this,let alone Hank. Is it guilt? Like, ""I can't blame capitalism, it's what got me here""? Because it's so patently obvious that yeah, capitalism is ENTIRELY fucked up. What do they see that I don't." @DoctorvonHuge https://t.co/oXpGge5I9x @garblefart I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that transitioning ends depression. @CallipygianQT fffffffuck 💦 What a lucky girl you are 😍 "You know, were it not for my coming out when I did, my ex-fiance might've become my wife. What I'm saying is If it hadn't been dysphoria, Joe I'd been married long time ago" @LaurakBuzz That's fascinating! @LaurakBuzz This sounds so much like my OCD... I didn't know there was that much of an overlap between experiences. I follow two different trans women with long blue hair (same shade of blue even) with their faces as their avatars and I just now realized the confusion I had between the two >_> @Josieraiderfan aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh thank you aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh 💕💞💕💞💕 @OrangeMangudai That might be the saddest bio I've ever read D: I just want to hug that poor person. Can you even imagine going back God I just want to look back on all this and laugh at how ridiculous and completely wrong I was. That's the only future I dream of on days like these. Hey it'd be real nice if I didn't have to regularly fight back intrusive thoughts about what happens when trans people are the new Illegals & I have to worry about myself or my loved ones dying in concentration camps. It wouldn't take much to get to that point. @norintha @XylariaVG Democracy was fun while it lasted. @CaseyExplosion Ten years ago you might've been forgiven for thinking that. But it's 2018. "@CaseyExplosion I think the ""marketplace of ideas"" people that say things like that are ones that either believed or still believe that Nazism can never come back. That the beliefs that first sparked that initial rise to power can never be stoked again." @transwitchlexi Sorrynotsorry I subtweeted you :P "@transwitchlexi Fun fact: When I was writing that, I specifically thought of YOUR smiling face when compared with that pre-transition photo you shared recently." Re: transition timelines You know that sadness you can see deep inside the eyes of a trans person who hasn't realized they're trans then compare it to the way their very soul glows with happiness after [X] years/months? It's almost magical @toygrind Fuck yes "@Lookin4Serenity Yea when the show premiered I and other fans of the book called it ""THAT scene""" @Valentine__Vale Hello yes I am Very Gay @Raptors__ @Naan_Binary_ Blessed image @MallowyGoodness Omg nibbling my ear is like my secret weakness 💦 @toransugaru lol ps3 has no games @SartreBefore @genderemix https://t.co/bQFPodB76g @SartreBefore I didn't see this tweet originally but this was a super cute way to announce this @norintha @aliceincamera That shouldn't sound hot but goals @aliceincamera Omg this was me last night too. Dysphoria never fights fair. D: @Sirius7dk 💕🌳💕 Hey welcome to stoned Kat I'll be your server this evening We must seize the means of transition care @AliceAvizandum That's like the funnest part of that word @AliceAvizandum What's the point of the word djinn if you don't put that nifty d at the front @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos Fuck yeah! @ClassicCommie Hey same @SartreBefore (also goodnight <3) @SartreBefore Girls are the best it's true @jayne_pea I feel so old help @NyxWorldOrder @OrangeMangudai Capitalist man Capitalist man Capitalist man hates Marxist man They have a fight Nobody wins Capitalist man @ownedkittyfaye Oooh not the worst idea~ "You know, you'd think my big head would make my wide shoulders look narrower. No such luck, though. Gonna just have to hope that HRT shrinks my muscle mass down enough." @ownedkittyfaye Eternal Mood @Lookin4Serenity It was almost 17 years ago so it's not so hard talking about it. People spreading ignorance like that make me especially mad. @Lookin4Serenity One of the last things my quickly dying father did to combat cancer was try something like this. He also refused chemo. This kind of bullshit kills people. @OrangeMangudai man what are marxists thinking believing in something that can be completely destroyed in just 280 characters it can't be that easy but this guy must be an expert @SartreBefore But that'll just people MORE excited :P Let's try this thing that's been going around~ https://t.co/IWQCidbWkO @Lessons2history Same And BIG same~ @00d4n1 nnnno @00d4n1 yes? @00d4n1 in this part of the country "@Lessons2history Nooooooo! D: Ugh, I'd smoke you out in a heartbeat. :/" @00d4n1 at this time of year @SartreBefore It was super exciting! @Lessons2history Do iiiiiiit Source: Currently high @SartreBefore You're hitting the big time! @SartreBefore nice @Arkaen Huge if true (it's true) "@chapien As I understand it, this same shit DID happen wth heterosexual people in the 80s & 90s. Privileged cishets hate feeling like they're not the default." The rumor come out: Does Kat is gay? Feeling cute af rn 💕 https://t.co/UL2O0Pa9Ma @vedia_lupae @bardfinn @SartreBefore Crying feels so much better tho @incantatricks Kinda. If you were born after like 96 you're barely a 90s kid. 00s kids are the ones that just became a rarity. @SartreBefore @vedia_lupae AAAAAAAH SO HAPPY FOR YOU @mikerugnetta The rumor come out @00d4n1 Nyaaaa~ @HexWitchCirce DATE EVERY TRANS GIRL @SartreBefore I ruined your weed number I'm so sorry @Kalindlara @SartreBefore https://t.co/usK2J2iaJl @waitworry @SartreBefore It can do that too! Love that spice @quatoria @MallowyGoodness It wasn't something I ever thought I'd be into until Mistress tried it on me... It's so hot omg @DirectorBlack @SartreBefore https://t.co/sBInFO6sxl @SartreBefore https://t.co/mkfqXrl3RT "@SartreBefore Hey more for me. Spiro WILL make you crave salt, tho." @MallowyGoodness It's so true. I don't know why but it is Y'all need to follow this adorable freshly-hatched trans girl right now 💕 https://t.co/etuhjPEI3s "@SartreBefore Post a screenshot so everyone can go ""nice""" @SartreBefore @Atkinson72R Chubby girls are the cutest!! 💕 @SartreBefore Sorrynotsorry :P @__code_witch YES OF COURSE @HexWitchCirce IT'S SO TRUE THO ISN'T IT "You're not officially a trans girl until you start saying ""You're cute"" back and forth with another trans girl. 💕 SO HAPPY FOR YOU CUTIE https://t.co/JH8iHnBXum" "Is there anything more heartwarming than a hatching trans girl?! No, no there is not." @SartreBefore CUTE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE CONGRATSSSSSS @SartreBefore But still! Hatching trans girl! I mean you're enby but like Super happy for either way I love the name Jen!! @SartreBefore OMG I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU Are you gonna go the HRT route?! "@SartreBefore The ""she"" pronoun is new, right?" "@SartreBefore Wait Anime avatar ""She/they"" in bio Does this mean...!?" "@petercoffin This argument feels so pointless. Get to the part where you want to just be called ""Normal"" instead of cis. We're not fooled. We know that's what you're thinking." @AbbyFreakinRage @norintha @magicalfeyfenny You're both too adorable I can't stand it 💕💕 Precious beans 💕🐈 https://t.co/RuEYcp24K4 @TrancewithMe omg me too D: "That makes it seem like she doesn't care, which I know isn't true. But it hurts." "I was able to mention that I had a rough night last night and that it was due to dysphoria, but no sympathy from her. Not to say she was cold or callous, but no gentle probing for more info, no ""Oh I'm so sorry, honey!"" just... nothing." "Like I want to be able to say, ""Mom, the dysphoria was really bad last night. There was so much emotional pain."" But I just couldn't find the words. I know she won't understand. And I can tell it would be upsetting for her to hear. I dunno." "No other friend or family member has as much trouble accepting my transness as my own mother does, and that hurts to consider. I did ask her if she'd visit when I get my bottom surgery, and she said of course. I knew she would, but I wanted to hear it." "I tried to tell her about how far out my surgeries are going to be. Hopefully within a couple years. You could feel the discomfort. I just wanted her to be as happy as I am. She still sees this as the death of her son, despite accepting me." "Just got off the phone with my mom. As I've said before, she's about the best conservative Christian mom one could reasonably hope for for a trans person, but there are difficult moments." @sw_inku Thackery Binx!! (My black kitty is named that too! 💕) "@JordanPDunsmore Nope, it's Archadis from Beast Wars Neo." @PubicZirconium Where's the lie @Cosmos_Cookie oh no not mens D: @rCharlotteSmith *offers hugs* :/ "@ChaKatKimber ""And if you are unable to get access to that kind of care, fuck off I guess""" @Mathias_J_P I do love the way the Rebel Alliance symbol fills the symbol. "So, I can play https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S & Junkrat in my sleep, I'm proficient with Tracer, and I'm comfortable with Moira. Any glaring holes in who I can play? Should I subject myself to Rein & Solider training or something to round my versatility out?" @strangeofgalway Predacons! https://t.co/Xl1pG5Mdaw "Well, *I* thought I did awesome >_> https://t.co/NTLxBRXUMV" Some silly tattoo ideas. Really digging the pirate one. https://t.co/TfIGAzbg9a @aliceincamera Like saliva just goes places. Nature of the beast. "@aliceincamera I think even if you were super careful, a non-messy blowjob is impossible." "Some cis person at some point: We HAVE to make sure a person is REALLY trans before giving them access to hormones or surgery. Subjecting someone to that who's actually cis would be torture! Every trans person: Yeah, it'd be really cruel to force someone to have the wrong body. https://t.co/lTuHpUElkY" Oh! I was followed back by @PixlSheep! Thanks hon! 💕 "Every single gatekeeping measure put it place to ""make sure"" a trans person ""is ready/really wants it/is truly trans"" was put in place by a cis person who, as even cis people should be able to guess, could NEVER understand how painful dysphoria can be. I think about this a lot." "@MagsVisaggs What an unbelievably creepy, toxic asshat. Fuck." @SailorPortia @MagsVisaggs Same @MagsVisaggs This is unbelievably sick. What the fuck. "@DirectorBlack Oh I can't take credit for that phrasing, no worries." "Regardless of how stressful/painful it was, it was also kind of fascinating? Like that was a new level of dysphoria for me. Just HYPER aware of my junk to the point of being unbearably distressing. Hope I don't get too many many more of those before GRS." "Mistress sure knows how to take care of her property. 💕 Some nice indica put me right to sleep and I slept like a baby the whole night. I don't really feel dysphoric today, so that's a massive improvement. Last night was really rough. X_x" "@deathpigeon You're the one exception to the rule, Vikky, as always. 💕" @Nanodragon @boomfisted Oh! I'm sorry. My bad. I think I want a trans symbol tattoo with a Deception logo in the center @transwitchlexi Aaaaaaaaah spooky D: "My favorite dinosaur is represented in Transformer form. I can't think of a more ""me"" toy than this & it's a massive oversight on my part for still not owning one. https://t.co/8EjjbxkXcS" @TaraHorror Big mood "@transwitchlexi HRT really is fucking magic, isn't it? 💕" "Numb, simmering discomfort has upgraded to sharp, intense discomfort. This is new. D:" @__code_witch Well if I wanted to pay completely out of pocket I and money was no object I suppose I could expedite the process. I'm talking about my insurance. "A nap + angry tweeting has downgraded my painful genital dysphoria into a numb, simmering discomfort. Ugh." @RoryWalkerEsq Physical appearance factors little into the way I fuck. :P Just beat me & call me a good girl if you wanna make me cum 💕 @RoryWalkerEsq I don't just judge hotness by physical appearance alone. You have a hot soul 💕 Right now that feels especially cruel. "I'm not normally this dysphoric about my genitals but FUCK when it hits me it hits hard. The EARLIEST I can even LOOK INTO any kind of bottom surgery is a year after I started HRT, or in other words 5 months from now." I waited for half my life not knowing what this was. The LEAST anyone can do is offer me & every other trans person who needs it this life-saving care ASAP. https://t.co/z0pKz91OFr The gatekeeping around GRS should be fucking ZERO if you feel you need it. I don't give two shits about your discomfort as a cis person that I want to chop my penis off. This is torture. @soapydragonfly It's usually not this bad. I guess the trade off for me is when it hits it hits hard. Thank you for the solidarity. 💕 @emuchaton It's really true. Have you ever been? I love my home town but I wish I also lived in Seattle. @norintha *hugs* I hate that I can't just get rid of this thing right now I hate it so much Oh So it's a dysphoria night K "I'm proud to be trans, but there are some nights where I really wish I could've been a cis woman. Why did my gender have to get fucked up in processing. Fuck." Gee it'd be real swell if I could just trade this penis in for a vagina because lemme tell you this thing isn't really doing it for. I think about this tweet a lot https://t.co/iwx679DHLh @Valentine__Vale Yeah guess who that was :P Not sure if it's cool for me to explain this tweet but I assure you the reason is hilarious @Triclinia Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles My muscles Involuntarily flex @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia This is no such thing @tDarkchylde Sorry. I just want to make others feel hot. I'll back off. @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia I know you're obsessed with that song. @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Well then I forgot :P @tDarkchylde I don't just judge by looks. Your soul seems hot and I'm just getting all horny thinking about it~ @tDarkchylde I highly doubt that~ "@rCharlotteSmith I was subtweeting so many people but you can bet your ass you were one of them, Charlotte :P" BUNCHA HOT CUTIES LIKING THIS TWEET MAKING ME EVEN THIRSTIER AND MORE FRUSTRATED @rCharlotteSmith @neilcic @Triclinia Sweetie I don't think he's going to respond to this. I'm interesting tho~ Gosh so many of my mutuals are hot af but it's not fair because none of live near me D: Distance is transphobic AND homophobic for not letting me sleep with SOOOOOO many of you. "@emuchaton This is basically constant mood honestly (and sometimes if you're a good girl, pleasuring another person will be pleasurable to yourself~)" @Danilizabe It's one of those songs where I would have loved to watch the writing process. @norintha is super hot pass it on Current desk Transformers 💕 https://t.co/mraOIK2TbH @AbbyFreakinRage @norintha I can certainly speak to the latter! 💕 I guess I'll just have to come over there to confirm the former (and a few more tests on the latter. For science.) @norintha @AbbyFreakinRage Yaaaaay! I want to try all your food I'm so excited :3 "@norintha @AbbyFreakinRage I want both of those things. Plus the beatings, those sound good too" "@norintha @AbbyFreakinRage Having fun tonight, Jen? :3" #GifTheYearYouWereBorn https://t.co/Okg39j4FsB @AbbyFreakinRage @SaishyKitty Ooh someone new to follow! @Untangled_Rose @XYcyberjulie @LadyLumb @emuchaton Can confirm. "@AbbyFreakinRage We're talking about the same Jen, right? The plan is to visit her in March. Maybe we can all play together then. 💕" "@CareBearCase This is what we in Colorado call ""an average week.""" "@AbbyFreakinRage I'm torn between ""Awww I wanna see!"" and ""Oh god please hit me""" I don't know why they all grouped up like this but my grenade launcher sure wasn't complaining 🐀💣 https://t.co/O5YDWHMmNp @AbbyFreakinRage Lol that's cutehot "@Valentine__Vale I mean I get tired after orgasming after HRT But only if you give me like, six in a row lol (And yes I have first-hand experience with this 💦💕💦💕)" Over the edge Over again Sunrise sets Flash of green "This is my favorite track in Pirates of the Caribbean, one of my favorite scenes, and some of Hans Zimmer's best work. https://t.co/SFPMnbnJTh" "@Nanodragon @boomfisted In the IDW continuity Cybertron has only had male robots for a VERY long time. They have female ancestors but they all moved to another planet like eons ago. I believe this was done to retcon a previous ""no girls"" rule they had? Either way these lines are reflecting that." @pinkishdawnya So much hate for someone so young. :/ Al Gore invented the internet Neil Cicierega perfected it "@HexWitchCirce Same! My favorite mashup of his is a tie between Shit & Space Monkey Mafia, I think." THIS SHIT IS BANANAS BANANANANANANANA (This shit is bananas) (Bananananananana) @starshpgirl When I roll into the WOW WOW When I stroll into the WOW WOW Now who you gonna call? Wicky-wicky BEES Now who you gonna call? Y'all wanna see my BEES If you ever wanna see my BUM RUSH Break out Before you get BEES @katewelchhhh @N7IRL https://t.co/DbE7mmJPEz @artsyphin PHIL COLLINS IS NEXT Uuuuuuggggghhhh there's just two things I still need to do today/tonight: Dishes and shower. I want to shower first but it's spooky upstairs D: All I wanna do is *D'OH* *D'OH* *D'OH* *D'OH* And *YEAH BABY* And take your money We're angry people T̷U̶R̶N̵I̵N̴G̶ ̴I̵N̸T̶O̵ ̷T̴I̴G̵E̷R̸S̴ We're angry people T̴̨̈́Ů̸̙R̷̟̺̒ͅN̷̢̹̔̂̂̕I̴̯͝N̵̗̲͎͑G̷̠̎ ̷̜͓̾͌͑̏I̸̧̟̳̓Ṇ̸̳̾̅̊T̴͔̎̅̔̐O̶̬͇͊͘͜ ̶̺͎̍̿̔͝Ẃ̷̞̩͗̈́̑Ȏ̷̤̀̆͑L̵͎͚͌̃V̶͍̣̀͒Ẽ̶͈͓̤͇S̶͒̒̔ͅ @gdiClaire Holy hell you're gorgeous! @queer_queenie hey s a m e "@thatqueernerd Any time there's a triple kill or higher I try to take a moment to spray, lol" "This felt pretty satisfying, though we lost anyway. https://t.co/Hm8Ef51bpQ" "🎶 BROOOTHER, MY BROOOTHER TELL ME WHAT ARE WE FIGHTIN' FOR WE GOT TO END THIS WAR 🎶 https://t.co/BKa3aDFssU" @rCharlotteSmith Either Thirstwave or The Discourse "@annaRoseShadow Just to make sure we're on the same page because I'm now realizing the wording was a bit confusing: Back before I realized, I often wished I were trans. I'm not simply saying ""Don't you wish you knew sooner""" "@strangeofgalway I can see how I made the wording confusing, whoops." "@strangeofgalway I mean sure, that's the next thought I usually have when thinking about this, and that's SUPER common. But specifically I can remember WANTING to be trans and yet not stopping and thinking, ""Wait, doesn't that mean I might BE trans?"" In hindsight it seems silly." "@annaRoseShadow Basically. If trans people are eggs before they realize, realizing must surely be hatching. :P" At least that's what it felt like when I finally hatched. "We all come to the realization we're trans in different ways, but my realization was a case of sloooooooowly mulling over every possible angle, both consciously and subconsciously, before finally determining that the only thing left to do was to actually transition." "@jayne_pea I owned Hooligan! Technically my first and oldest Transformer, but I lost him at a McDonald's during the same road trip I got him. D:" Who else desperately wished they were trans back before they hatched? Somehow I wanted it so bad but still didn't see the connection. I FOUND MY JURASSIC WORLD T-REX FREN https://t.co/cA3uTXvng8 @RoryWalkerEsq Saaaaaaame Ultra Magus was a part of the Beast Wars & he was a badass mammoth. https://t.co/GivneoTmUT "@jayne_pea It's Jessie straddling a Seviper, yes. Drawn by the amazing Taboolicious @Taboo_licious" Rearranged the art wall a bit now that the bookshelf has been set up https://t.co/f8AlWRFFKJ "@BoringNerdyKate Fuck, it sure is." These two are so fucking adorable omg https://t.co/eOA9RsqUKr "@Cosmos_Cookie It's only available on DVD Netflix over here it seems. Blegh. I'll start with the books, then" @Cosmos_Cookie I hadn't heard of this book before now but I think I'll add it to my wishlist. @mosswyrm Holy shit fuck that person @mosswyrm Honestly I bet this happened for a lot of people. @Comrade_Yui I don't know. Don't care to risk the attention either way. @Comrade_Yui To keep it hidden from anyone searching his name If I streamed myself drawing would you watch it? Be honest. @rCharlotteSmith - the frogurt is also cursed Reboot of Transformers where Brawn is a Power Wheels so he's like adorably tiny but still gets to look like a car https://t.co/q2CghfvZbg @rCharlotteSmith I have in the past been told I'm a good girl J Just saying @Djw175 I don't know if I want to slide THAT far away from humanoid >_> @tpollard01 Now they are. There was a time when both they and I were a lot different though Hands are either a bit too big or too humanoid tho imo Kinda reminds me of the Cats Don't Dance cats. https://t.co/Qol0aHqbfe Like I am FEELING those digitigrade legs so much I think I'm gonna steal this general build for my cat fursona. It's a really solid design imo https://t.co/GLcbrE8u5C @vedia_lupae @CaseyExplosion (Spoilers: Those people never supported us) "I feel like I understand fellow trans girl bronies on a deep, spiritual level that makes me want to knowingly smile & slowly nod from across the room. ""I too awakened my inner femininity with rainbow colored ponies. You are valid.""" Gonna spend the day queering it up by blasting MLP music and getting high af I earned this https://t.co/JNhgJhbyYX "And while I never consciously thought, ""Fuck them, I'm never reading Penny Arcade again,"" that was the beginning of me moving on as a reader. Unrelated to any of this, I also don't much care for the direction Mike's art has taken (though I respect that his art is evolving)." Precious bear fren https://t.co/CcFEAkEi2F "Then goobergate happened and it basically crystallized me into a feminist long before I figured out I was trans. (Not that one necessarily follows the other, but I often hear it about it happening in the opposite order for a lot of trans women)" "Have I ever told the story of how the Penny Arcade Dickwolves controversy made me a feminist? Realizing that Mike Krahulik was in a position of power and using that position, intentionally or not, to bully those who had been traumatized really brought it all into focus for me." "@ComradeCallie Yeah I must have dropped him for the same reason, but that would have been LONG before I was progressive. It's hilarious to think he scared away people like us, who didn't even have a strong opinion on that stuff yet." "He was kind of already the most embarrassing example of internet atheism and now he's completely indefensible. It's almost sad? I dunno, I'm sure he's happy with where he is. Got in on the ground floor of that alt-right recruiting." When I was a baby internet atheist I remember looking up to The Am*zing Ath*ist. I actually jumped ship LOOOONG before goobergate and the fallout that brought but I wish I could remember why. I just recall thinking he was going off the deep end. "@CaseyExplosion It's the most hilariously transparent example of bigotry and they can't even see it. Put ANY minority into that framework and the bigotry is clear as day. ""I just got so tired of those damn [X] people I decided enough was enough.""" @Hbomberguy *whispers* Did Did he read the first part of the tweet after writing the second @OrangeMangudai @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia You two are disgustingly adorable stop that @BlazerBluejeans lol like half the cast was played by McNeil and I wouldn't have it any other way @BlazerBluejeans Megatron had to settle for a tiny T-Rex that was only a little bigger than a gorilla :P @rCharlotteSmith Sounds like LoL @CupcakeCreature AAAAAAYYYY BEST CHARACTER 💕 @CupcakeCreature And I own two adorable kitties~ https://t.co/GS6YhYSZx6 I'm really glad the 90's left room for a new interpretation of Optimus before nostalgia more or less locked one interpretation of the character into place. "One of my favorite things about Beast Wars is that Primal and his crew were scientists. They never signed up for battle, they were just the only ship in range to stop the Predacon terrorist Megatron." @queer_queenie Can confirm "@00d4n1 I thought it was because she had mascara & lipstick. Dragon is red, as I recall" @ClassicCommie God I fucking wish @norintha @spicy_trans_ Yeah we really do seem to know each other We just also talk shit sometimes @Valentine__Vale He has no style He has no grace This Kong doesn't obey the laws of time & space Gwen is awesome & you should follow her & watch her stuff https://t.co/qlfSZu2RwE @AbbyFreakinRage @norintha @AliceAvizandum *offers hugs* @AbbyFreakinRage @norintha @AliceAvizandum Sorry @ArmlessKittyfox @norintha @AbbyFreakinRage @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/vBSV8OBXj2 @AbbyFreakinRage @norintha @AliceAvizandum Challenge accepted @ArmlessKittyfox The internet made the world queerer and that's magical I have a new career idea https://t.co/nTqBA9dpnl @queer_queenie I have the greatest news about HRT @queer_queenie Fucking all-time mood. Can I steal this for my tombstone "@norintha @AbbyFreakinRage @AliceAvizandum And like, we've fucked so I'm like adjacent. The real secret is it's just one big polycule." @norintha @AbbyFreakinRage @starshpgirl Now you're trans famous @Lookin4Serenity I WISH I KNEW @AbbyFreakinRage @AliceAvizandum I'd complain about being called out but you're literally calling every single one of us out @AliceAvizandum God where's the joke @AceYuriBot @gwen_no_fear Artist: @iah_fy Also I swear you posted this same pic before All trans people know each other That's not a joke we really do @AbbyFreakinRage @norintha Jen's a former goon. Of course that's hilarious to her. :P On a related note: 19-year-old me owned a/b/tard shirt >_> (Also yes I am feeling very pan tonight how did you know?) "(I originally put ""trans girl"" but like I know so many cute enbies and trans guys are hot too I just can't pick favorites like that)" "You, sobbing: Y-you can't just have a crush on every trans person! Me: Watch me" All my friends have amazing butts I can barely stand it "@HexWitchCirce @FaartheRam Covered under ""as long as you're a good person"" :P" @ZJemptv I love their collar!! My kitties love people too 💕 @Ananarkitten @CommieCuddles He followed me too @Valentine__Vale I love doggos so much! If I thought I could handle training one I'd adopt one in a heartbeat 💕 Best (or least worst) 90's Nickelodeon sci-fi series GO @JordanPDunsmore IS THAT FUCKING SPACE CASES @ComradeCranium https://t.co/LLAWg7SWKn @cordy_fox Johnny was a chemist's son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H₂O Was H₂OSO₄ "Without going into too much detail, there's an alternate universe version of me that has a 3-year-old kid right now and I gotta say, I ended up in the right universe lemme tell you." "@midorikonton How? They went from fries that were those ""potato mush pressed through a fry mold"" (or at least I assume that's how that kind is made) to fries that were very obviously sliced off a real potato, partial potato skin & all. There was a big advertising push for it too." @midorikonton Their old fries were. Their new recipe (which now that I'm thinking about it probably like a decade old at this point) I'm not as much of a fan of. "@midorikonton I'm probably the least picky person I know when it comes to food, so the bar is pretty low for me." "At this point I'm certain I'm not having kids. My brain, realizing this, has fully transitioned into Cat Lady Mode & I really do think of my cats as my children. It's silly, but I can't help it." "@midorikonton I rarely eat there probably because they don't normally have a drive through, now that I'm thinking about it. I don't think the food is any worse than other fast food, but I think the last time I ate there the Double Down was a new item, so like a decade ago?" "I love Banner's heartfelt ""No!"" in response. https://t.co/ZiQS5NI03i" This will be two years after a movie where an iconic Ford character was recast into a younger man (Solo). This is also a world where Young Indiana Jones is a series that already exists. I don't understand the logic. "It was not believable for Indiana Jones to be the age he was, doing the things he was doing, in the fourth movie. The fifth movie will be releasing 12 years after that in 2020. And they're still gonna have Harrison Ford in the lead." "@Frances_Larina @waitworry Yeah I heard about that. I had forgotten until you reminded me. I don't know if that's a contributing factor here, but I do know that for myself, I was a more embarrassing person before I figured out my gender." @EmilyGorcenski I love the meme/joke that trans people age in reverse but I swear it's fucking true "@FreyaTail ""Uncanny air of perfection"" is the perfect way to describe it." "@waitworry Yeah I figured it might be the fake girlfriend thing. So, this was a decade ago. Looks like Peter of a decade ago had a lot of growing up to do. I did too. I'll keep it in mind, but he seems to have gotten a lot better." @WynneOwner Yeah apparently I'm sticking my neck out without meaning to. I guess he was problematic in the past? As soon as I get receipts I'll update my opinion on him accordingly. "Why is the theme music to Always Sunny, Curb Your Enthusiasm, & Arrested Development all different & also completely identical" @MagicTransGirl https://t.co/NFaVcn7Crq This is high art https://t.co/PduneaCn2O @waitworry I always accept receipts if you find them. "That's right, I seriously didn't know Peter Coffin made anything other than solid Twitter takes." I wasn't aware until recently that Peter Coffin made YouTube videos and now my YouTube recommendations are just his face lol "(Side note I don't know if Ragnarok had ""better"" effects, but from an artistic standpoint the colorful design of the effects really stood out in a way the effects in The Last Jedi did not. I don't think declaring a winner is as easy as pointing to how it was done)" "So to that tweet making the rounds that The Last Jedi had better effects than Thor Ragnarok because the CGI foxes were animatronic: First, no they weren't, & second: That doesn't make them better effects. It makes them more expensive, & that shouldn't matter." "Movies have ALWAYS taken the cheapest route creating creature effects, as is capitalism's demand. The 80's was just a unique point in movie history where everything lined up enough to allow things like animatronic gremlins." "Also, the fetishizing of the 80's animatronic boom? That was a result of the Jaws creating the blockbuster & summer movies. There was WAY more money to go around but the cheaper CGI methods hadn't been invented yet." "Beyond that, I don't really care how the effect was done. What's important is did I believe enough that the creature was alive." "The only reason puppet Yoda looks better than CGI Yoda is because puppet Yoda was first. CGI is ""too good."" It doesn't look like the actual character." It's super awesome that Lucasfilm has enough money & faith in Star Wars to indulge the likes of Abrams with all the wonderful practical effects he wanted for The Force Awakens. I assume The Last Jedi was similarly decked out in practical effects. And as far as the finished product is concerned: I frankly don't give a damn. Was the movie good or not? That's what matters. "But even if you could make a puppet that moves like a living creature in such a way that a CGI effect couldn't do it better, & even if I'm wrong that every CGI effect will eventually look dated, the ONLY benefit to using puppets is bragging about how much harder/expensive it was." (A great example of this can be found in Hellboy with the Sammael creature) "I say ""too good"" because often you'll see a movie where a creature is created both ways, and depending on the shot they'll switch between puppet & CGI effect. This is REALLY jarring due to the difference of movement." "Good CGI goes completely unnoticed. The only reason it's easy to see when it's CGI with creatures is fluidity of movement. A CGI-created creature will move & breathe more like a living thing than a puppet will. Basically they're ""too good.""" "Animatronic creature effects side-step this problem by being as ""real"" as any filmed actor appears. But that doesn't mean practical effects are superior." "It's true that only the best CGI stands the test of time, however I also believe that ALL CGI (that's right, every last bit of it) will look less realistic as time goes on & effects get better." "In my late teens & early 20's, I fetishized the amazing creature effects you'd see in fantasy & sci-fi movies of the 80's. As much as I was and still am interested in computer generated effects, puppets were just BETTER, right?" "Like, obviously it's going to factor in a little bit, that's unavoidable. But it's not a very substantive element to one's critique. This is why the assumption that practical effects are always better than CGI effects bothers me." "One thing that can feel very wrong to accept about art is that, ideally, the ""how"" of a piece shouldn't matter. How hard you worked on it, how long it took, how many blood, sweat & tear stains are on it are all inconsequential to the final piece's presentation." "And not to get all superior and brag about how I could tell they were CGI. First off, there's a video on Star Wars's official YouTube page that shows how they did this (that's what that image is from actually), and also the fluid movement of the foxes should have tipped you off." "The fact that anyone saw those foxes in the movie and was fooled into thinking they were animatronic kinda proves that for some people there's no functional difference between CGI & practical effects, doesn't it?" @EponymousKid I mean I'm horny for Haruko But she wasn't my first FINALLY FOUND MY CLEAR SLEEVES I can finally protect this babies https://t.co/6RRBMCAbcw @Malevolent_USB @BlazerBluejeans oh shit I had no idea thank you! "@Comrade_Yui 2. Christmas of 2009 my mom actually used my Amazon wishlist to buy stuff for me which was AWESOME. Among the list were the prequels because I didn't yet own them on DVD. She thought she ordered all three, but she didn't. Never bothered fixing this mistake because it's the worst." "@Comrade_Yui Mega64 got their start making DVDs! I have the full collection if I'm not mistaken. Versions 1 - 3 is where the name Mega64 comes from, in fact. 1. It's been many years, but I think it holds up?" @RoryWalkerEsq I mean it's just mildly gross now. I don't want to pee in my bedroom :V "I've owned it since the summer of 1998 & to my knowledge it still works perfectly. The ONLY place it could be at this point is Mistress's barn. I looked a few times & didn't find it, but it has to be there." "It's one of the few things I still have that my dad gave me. When you lose a parent at a young age, and ESPECIALLY if you're already sentimental like I am, things they've given you have a special kind of weight to them." "I'm really worried about my Nintendo 64. While emptying the garage of my stuff from my old place, I found it in a plastic bag with some controllers. I've been unable to locate it since." "Looking for this clip alerted me to the deluge of ""FLCL explained!!"" videos on YouTube, and I just... https://t.co/ijnIgZMrfv" FLCL was so fucking formative to 15-year-old me. Don't even try to tell me this isn't the best ending to anything ever. https://t.co/RGhKQKLtAc @the_moth_reborn Saaaaame D: @the_moth_reborn Was that supposed to sound hot because Like talk about waifu https://t.co/JHj9kVeLBH "@Malevolent_USB @BlazerBluejeans Then is it playable by my phone, or do I need a special app for that?" I really need to do some pruning of this collection since some of these I don't think I'll ever watch again. Regardless: I'm one of those weirdos that actually buys Blurays (plus my DVD collection) https://t.co/6AN5TtKIFs @HexWitchCirce AAAAAAAAAAH THANK YOU BUT IT'S NOT AAAAHHHH @BlazerBluejeans That's gonna take forever though fuck "Nooooo nononono a bunch of my mutuals are sharing their voices and they're all very brave people but I'm not down for that. My voice is so awful, y'all D:" @TransitionL83 Ellie I miss your grits D: So Android has an iTune app. At least I think so? It IS called Apple Music so I guess it makes sense that it's bugging me to start a free trial of their paid monthly music service but I just want the fucking music I ALREADY PAID FOR on my fucking phone you fucking greedy fucks. @emuchaton omg stop spreading flattering lies D:< @Cosmos_Cookie @transwitchlexi @vintagekween https://t.co/FasVTOWdlH @transwitchlexi @CallipygianQT OMG TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS "@erismoth Secret Smutfic Folder, an unofficial expansion to the unofficial fangame Secret Shipfic Folder. Smutfic had a very limited run that I helped fund with my preorder, but Shipfic might be easier to obtain? I know you can find it at most MLP conventions." This game is so far up my alley you have no idea. (For this unaware there's a more well-known SFW version of this but this lewd version is so much fun) https://t.co/fENdrRE1UL @CallipygianQT @Cosmos_Cookie (In other words: None taken :P) "@CallipygianQT @Cosmos_Cookie There's not a gif of this I can find but I'm reminded of the recurring joke in the 1999 version of The Mummy where English characters will complain about the antagonists (who are mostly American) to which they'll quickly add, ""No offense"" & then Brendan Fraiser says, ""None taken"" https://t.co/mfXBKYgzmm" "Spent the day nesting, as my pictures would suggest. Got my bookshelf set up, & now I can't wait to set up my more permanent toy shelf but I'd like a hand from Mistress for that so I have to wait. D:" "@Cosmos_Cookie Wow I'm rather embarrassed that I forgot such a basic word, but yup that's the one. We just ruin it. It also sounds WAY meaner when we say cunt." @Cosmos_Cookie In 2018 we eat ass with salsa @Cosmos_Cookie I mean Try being American There's quite a few words of yours that sound atrocious coming out of our mouths. I'm blanking on a specific example but I know there's one with an R in it that the American accent just ruins. @Cosmos_Cookie I might start using those lol @RoryWalkerEsq Even if the soup is super chunky I can't imagine using a fork @Cosmos_Cookie Cheeky is far & away my favorite British term. @jayne_pea Yeah and avoiding the original version is a solid move due to the deterioration of the gold plastic. "@JordanPDunsmore I've never played PUBG (partly because yeah, the skill ceiling seems kinda high like he's complaining), but honestly, when he got to that game I stopped watching. Like that made multiple GotY lists. You're just being contrarian, dude." "@Cosmos_Cookie As a sub, the weakness in my knees confirms you're right" "@Cosmos_Cookie That's, um... oh my~ 💦" @jayne_pea Seriously underrated repaint. Megatron looks goooooooood in green & we all know it. @Comrade_Yui It's literally pink & rainbow ponies with TRANSformers so yeah you're not wrong :P My comic trades! I have a box of singles too but I'm pretty sure most of them have been replaced by their trade release so I consider this my whole comic collection. https://t.co/jGv95AtnLk @NihiliaXIV SO lewd~ "I also need to sleeve all these & add them to my Secret Shipfic Folder deck. When you play SSFF with Kat, you run the risk of drawing actual porn & I wouldn't have it any other way. :P (This game is huge at MLP cons & I love it) https://t.co/bmOVORGPBw" I need to take a day & actually organize all this but I'm pretty sure this is my whole Magic card collection so at least I know it'll fit on this shelf. https://t.co/W7PzdVdX6f "90% of the reason I love Liliana The Last Hope is because of the art. It's like, ""Yeah bitch, it's me. Your last hope.""" I used to have this sign on my bedroom door as a joke but now that I know I'm a woman it's not as funny anymore https://t.co/Kv660hAi6Z "I don't play much anymore, but here's the back of my trade binder where I keep my favorite cards I don't trade. https://t.co/i7sKPIy3LT" @Venomous9 Yeah I'm not sure about that one. The pigments look more yellow in those carts. It's possible they're safer? HeartGold is better anyway :P "@strangeofgalway All cardboard, yes. Most of those games I got second-hand as an adult though and I never buy mint." @Venomous9 It might be okay-- this is something I haven't seen widely reported. But mine shattered in ways I know Transformer fans are well aware of so I think there might be merit to the idea. "@Venomous9 One day I want to get a junker cart, swap the innards with a Majora cart and PAINT that plastic to fight the ravages of time, but I doubt I'll ever actually do it, lol" @Venomous9 My original cart shattered (you can see a bit of it in the picture) so I ordered a new one on eBay and that broke a bit too in shipping. :/ "@Venomous9 Yeah the Majora carts used gold plastic (as opposed to plastic painted gold) and as Transformers fans have noted, the pigment used to mix in with plastic to make it gold deteriorates over time." "@strangeofgalway No, they're from https://t.co/hQ94e2PkXl The cases themselves are modified DS cases. Back in the day you could order blank ones directly from Nintendo." Not bad for a game shelf. This isn't every game I own. This is the shelf of games I need access to less (and my 3ds cases) https://t.co/Sg660AdVIp I also own 3 copies of Ocarina of Time because of course I do Side note when the hell did I buy Starfox 64? I own way more N64 games than I remember. https://t.co/DQTy0KlXUK @Comrade_Yui @Mel_O_Dramat1c @LeftcomLoli @victrix_cavsa @Vega_careless @RummitheCommie Aww thank you! "@kitmikey I feel like there might not be a good answer for this since in both cases that's language used because of cis people's expectations. Like, ideally WE shouldn't care if we ""pass,"" or worry about being ""stealth"" but it's all language made in response to cis standards." "@ownedkittyfaye Aww, poor girl D:" @SJWMEGATRON (It's been about a year since I played so I could be wrong. I DO remember thinking the Vulpera looked like Goblins while watching this year's Blizzcon tho) "@SJWMEGATRON That's really interesting. You can tell the Vulpera are using Goblin skeletons to animate, but it looks like this older man is using an Undead skeleton, the woman might be using a Pandaren one, and the chunkier guy maybe an Orc? If I'm right, that's a really smart way to do this" "@Lookin4Serenity Yeah the resemblance to the Right (who also loves to call words they don't like ""newspeak"") is uncanny." @spicy_trans_ Interesting! I remember when the packets changed designs but I still assumed there was a Heinz logo on there because of how ubiquitous that company is. "@Lookin4Serenity If that were an honest argument they'd accept the term ""non-trans"" It's their rejection of the entire framework outright, even when there's a clear need for these terms regardless of if we're valid or not, that makes it so juvenile And they say we're the ones pushing newspeak" "@spicy_trans_ And if the tubs are cost prohibitive, why aren't the nugget sauces also in packets? Makes no sense. I guess the issue is with Heinz not wanting to supply it that way." "There's something really juvenile about TERF's rejection of the term ""cis."" Like they can still be bigots who think our genders are invalid and self-identify as cis. They just can't stand being reminded that we exist." I mean you're not wrong https://t.co/0wevH6BY8Y Remember those ketchup packets Wendy's used to have that could be used to squirt ketchup OR be used as a holder to dip your fries in? As someone who has to dip their fries but hates eating in cars for that specific reason they were a life saver. Why'd they discontinue those? Everything but the furniture I agreed to donate is out of my old place. This long nightmare is just about over. (And some of my favorite toys are finally over at the new place here & I can't wait to set them up!) @Comrade_Yui Lol furry no contest The sex is better @Comrade_Yui Yeah it's awesome that some players seek out that thrill. It just sucks that I don't feel like I have a choice. I'm pain-averse in many aspects of my life. But that's just me. @Comrade_Yui Lukewarm now just makes me think of alien walrus milk. "But again, if I had to choose, I'd say far better for every game to have All The Difficulty Settings. Accessibility is a bigger thing in video games than most other mediums." "Sometimes when people argue that difficulty settings would ""just be optional,"" it bugs me in a similar way that ""it's just cosmetic!!"" does (Funny that Jim Sterling favors one and hates the other, btw)" "If I were designing a game I wanted to be challenging, & if I were going by my own habits as a player, I would worry that the exact kind of art I want to create won't be seen by most people." "So while I think the edgelords who scream that games like Dark Souls would be ruined for having difficulty settings, I also don't blame a game dev for setting out to create a very specific game." "Had there been an overt easy mode option when I started the game not even those first two bosses would've been beaten the ""real""/intended way. Why sign up to suffer if an alternative is offered?" "Like I very nearly beat Dark Souls III (I was like two bosses away I think, just got burned out), and from like the third boss onwards I NEVER fought them alone. I just about beelined for the closest thing DSIII has to an easy mode." I'm all for offering as many difficulty levels as possible to make every video game accessible. But I do know that for myself I can never not play easy when given the option so it doesn't feel like much of a choice to me personally. @Comrade_Yui Oh you mean like my hot takes on The Last Jedi @queermel https://t.co/OEcUFU5QQl "Over 1,000 people read my tweets. That's just unimaginable to me. Like Just Why" @toygrind Or your subconscious is really worried about you :P @toygrind Yeah I was gonna say Those all sound like they have the exact same theme @MikaelaSzekely That's a relief. @ADirtyTrans This is true. And I MIGHT grow to tolerate it if not like it. @HexWitchCirce @JordanPDunsmore Pretty much! "I'm gonna be real with y'all, the fact that I can lactate is p gross imo It squicks me out in the ""ewww human body is horrifying"" way I don't care if anyone else can or does, but when it comes out of my body it's gross to me D:" "@JordanPDunsmore They're arguing from the perspective of game devs, as they always do. That's a fair argument to make from that perspective. From a player perspective, it's kind of a silly one, especially since not everything that makes AAA games so expensive is required to make a good game." @nolapfau OKAY WELL I'LL JUST DELETE THAT AND WE CAN PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THEN (thanks) If your alt mode is just a shell you break into several pieces then wear on your robot mode like it's not even there: You're still valid. https://t.co/XdCSOEI8DP I really wish I could know how my dad would have reacted to my transitioning. He died 15 years too early to see it. @Cosmos_Cookie Big same @ZJemptv Awww that's the sweetest thing omg "I've been playing daily since the recent update, I've seen Junkertown about three times more than any other map in quick play, and have yet to see Blizzard World." "@AnaMardoll OMG ANA I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU Seriously it just about broke my heart when I heard how dire the situation was. $100 extra a month is ridiculous, but I'm extremely glad you're no longer dying. 💕" (In this light you can also really see how different my eyes are colored now because of my artificial lens) I'm a tiny bit stubbly but this gross bathroom light washes it out https://t.co/z8i4TBnXfe There is some hot butt-related fun going on next to me rn @MattyFranklyn But was it any good I fucking love being polyam it's so much ridiculous fun My girldick is the best https://t.co/8c7SKFWitJ @MattyFranklyn @toygrind Also remember those characters from the first movie line who just had lenses for faces @HourlyCats blep "@strangeofgalway They both were created around the same time, both are on television budgets, and both are quirky in ways I'd argue are unique to their home countries. They compliment each other beautifully." @renegade_roo Once you make a knot joke it's impossible to take it back. You're just stuck there until things cool down. "@strangeofgalway I think the best one (conceptually, I've yet to read it) is Star Trek/Doctor Who. I've always said DW is the UK's Trek." @norintha Marvel's comic division exists mainly as a testing ground for movie ideas as near as I can tell. @HaroldBatman AFAIK they had the Star Wars comic license until the Disney buyout shook everything up. Now the biggest thing they're known for is making that Hyrule Historia book and similar books like it (there's a couple for WoW lore as well). "@strangeofgalway Star Trek has crossed over with basically everything else at this point. That one would be epic, though." Fuck yeah followed back by @rocketbootz! I'm something of a fan of yours. It's an honor! 💕 "@norintha I liked the early Star Wars stuff, but I got tired of buying singles. I mainly just buy the MLP trades when I think to." "Golden Twitter Ratio: 69 retweets, 420 likes" "LRT it doesn't surprise me that IDW at least tried to get the Star Wars license, but was there ANY way in hell it WASN'T going to Marvel? Disney owns Lucasfilm AND their own comic studio. Why license shit out? I feel really bad for Darkhorse though." "@RummitheCommie I mean, a TON of us are furries, but it's also 2018. Who even cares about furries anymore? You know who else I hate? All those NERDS. And hippies! They're the worst." "@RummitheCommie What the fuck does ""LARPing"" mean in this context? Do they think if you're not actively burning down every institution in your path you're not a real anarchist? Also, like, that looks like a furry? I'm a furry too, but glass houses and all that." @HaroldBatman One can never have too many! https://t.co/mAggcs0p90 Someone commenting on the first tweet in this thread but I can't see their tweet "Regardless of how sound the logic seems, leaning heavily into the ""Punching nazis can't be the only strategy"" argument feels like holding a giant sign saying, ""Please, fellow Leftists, screenshot this and torment me with it later.""" "My takes are kinda dumb sometimes, apologies. I'm always open to criticism though." "When you make a comment that was Liked twice yet had those Likes rescinded both times it might be a good idea to delete that I guess, oof." Completely unrelated reminder that I have an Amazon wishlist 👀 https://t.co/SHYC7U4Hg2 "This move has been so needlessly hard on my nerves. I probably won't be able to do it until March, but I think I'm going to finally get a Switch to reward myself for not completely losing it." @UnexpectedAmy I don't know. @emuchaton Emu why don't we ever DM Ewe & I are mootuals SHEMALIZED ONIONS I'M DYING https://t.co/JPk9MEoGOV @HexWitchCirce @RealDorianDawes Zootopia's main issue is having the main character be a cop & having the text imply that cops are an inherent good in a narrative that's trying to tackle racism. It's impressively tone deaf in that regard. Are you shitting me https://t.co/02743ZNl8e LRT fucking goals. That's about how big I want mine. "I'll admit that I'm a weird Overwatch player. I literally spend $60 per event just to get every skin. And even my class of player (technically I guess I'm a ""whale""?) is not enough for their greed when it comes to the OWL skins. It's just shameful." Another clarification: I would say I loved Rogue One. It's still one of the weakest films in the franchise. "Quick clarification: My desire would be for NONE of the Star Wars movies to be bad. But if the Prequel Trilogy HAD to be sub par (and I think on some level it kinda did?), Rogue One's level of sub par would have been much more preferable." "Rogue One is bad in the way I desperately wish the Prequel Trilogy was bad. Like, not anywhere near the quality of the Original Trilogy, but well made & entertaining enough for fans. So it's a class of its own, but still in the lower half of the SW movie rankings imo" "@MallowyGoodness I love Rogue One. It's WAY better than any of the prequels, for instance, but I'd also say it's probably the best of the worst. :/" "Plus my old roommate wants me to sign this thing... long story, but I can't sign the thing. My hope is we can disappear before she gets home & I can avoid signing the thing. Either way, STRESS" "Very stressed about today. I have to be completely out of my old place by the 28th, but because of Mistress's schedule, it really needs to be today. Mistress accidentally pulled an all-nighter." "Between my hatred of the entire television format, my HATRED of reality shows, & my... general unease around drag queen culture, seeing someone unironically excited for Drag Race on my TL is mildly upsetting." @aliceincamera A-Alice I I don't need this fetish "@itsviviactually Yeah I figured it was something like that. His robot mode upper arms are just floating at a weird angle, is all. Thank you so much though!" Be gay Eat ice cream Do crimes """Where are you going?"" ""To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car."" I fucking love Golden Girls" @HexWitchCirce I've even blocked some people over it tbh "@midorikonton That might be true, I'm not sure. Not to move the goalposts, but I think the term has become synonymous with the Right at this point, even when people use it in opposition to them." "I don't know if there's an inherent danger in letting our enemies define the language we use, but it gives me the fucking willies all the same." "But as loosely as the term SJW was used, the way in which anti-SJWs opposed it very quickly left an obvious space for a person to be ""anti-anti-SJW"" Or... SJW for short." "But even with terms they invented, like SJW, they're still shaping the language. NO ONE seriously self-identified as a Social Justice Warrior before 4ch*nners started using it to mean ""Someone I disagree with.""" "On the other hand, it's SO fucking tempting to say someone on the Right is ""triggered"" because, using their definition, they're usually more ""triggered"" than any of us on the Left could ever hope to be! It's tempting to use that against them." "It's a real tragedy for the term triggered because it had a valid, academic definition before it became something of a joke. I've seen people with PTSD say that now they have to add, ""No, I'm ACTUALLY triggered by that"" when talking about their triggers." "It reminds me a lot of ""triggered."" Now, that's not a word invented by the alt-right, but the specific way they use it (almost as a synonym for ""becoming offended"") IS an invention of theirs, & there are some on the Left who started using it that way in retaliation." "LOL I'm also a cucked SJW soy boy! XD Does it bother anyone else that, in our effort to ""take back"" a lot of this terminology, we're really just letting the alt-right dictate terminology? How often have they done that with one of our terms?" It amazing how soft your skin feels after using lotion daily for even just a couple weeks. @ZJemptv Spoilers: You'll probably like it. @ExistentialEnso I don't think you're going to get anywhere arguing with this person. @rCharlotteSmith (sorry >_>) @cutedoujin honestly same @rCharlotteSmith L-lewd!! @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte I've never seen your brother but he sounds adorable. @naomiisagoddess A lot of us are already tired of all this. She was at a gala for alt-right people a few nights ago. This might be a good place to start: https://t.co/KffRT9phSx https://t.co/NTnTRjZocP @LeftAtLondon I'm good at both of these things sign me up "Then again, I've mostly been seeing the takes of trans people. It's really scary seeing how many of the firmly anti-Chelsea people are cis." "I've seen very little blind adoration & defense of her, though you wouldn't know it listening to all the cis Liberals that hate her now. If there's a ""pro Chelsea"" side in all of this, it's mostly reasoned, cautious takes that criticize mistakes when they see them." Much like all discourse there's room for way more nuance regarding the drama surrounding Chelsea. But it seems like the anti-Chelsea side is the one that needs to calm the fuck down the most. "@ExistentialEnso (Granted, it's the harshest by just a hair, but it was NOT making excuses)" @ExistentialEnso That was honestly the harshest take on Chelsea that I've seen among my mutuals and they somehow think that's you making excuses for her ??? @incantatricks And we'd welcome you with open arms :P @incantatricks Being heterosexual seems so exhausting "@ExistentialEnso @DanielleSATM And I JUST finished watching The Office at my place after watching every night for a few weeks, so ditto." Where do Titans Return Kickback's arms go Specifically his upper arm @rCharlotteSmith Omg Charlotte's brother how dare! @Kalindlara https://t.co/CZgwkdFeKE @Waffliesinyofac Well yeah. I'm saying Kylo is the boneless one. :V "@BootlegGirl @YouTube I love her commentaries so, so much but this is one of the best ones. The non binary genders one is really good too." @Kalindlara You heard me @NeitherNora https://t.co/5ZVhLwZwS1 @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie Close enough. I don't know why or how Twitter doesn't allow saving gifs tho Reylo is just boneless Zutara "@Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie I really need Tabby Manx in gif form saying ""Revolution!""" @ownedkittyfaye *offers hugs* :/ @Cosmos_Cookie I unironically love doing it in Photoshop. @XYcyberjulie @Cosmos_Cookie @Untangled_Rose @genderemix That's a really good one too!! @Cosmos_Cookie @Untangled_Rose @XYcyberjulie @genderemix Yes you do! :3 "@Cosmos_Cookie Cookie omg I use Photoshop daily. Just ask me next time, lol" @Untangled_Rose @Cosmos_Cookie @XYcyberjulie @genderemix The chastity challenge one is super hot too 💦 https://t.co/hAKRs75L2X @starshpgirl @AliceAvizandum Yeah this one in particular is a bad example of that kind of argument tactic. They would both be awful. @Lessons2history Yeah it's super weird to realize you're visibly trans. I've had a few similar interactions and it's surreal. I legitimately thought I'd never get to this point. "@Untangled_Rose @genderemix @Cosmos_Cookie I've purchased Cookie's stuff and it's fantastic, if you want a recommendation. :P" "@AliceAvizandum ""What if I changed key elements of the scenario into something that made it completely different? It'd be different then, wouldn't it?""" @AliceAvizandum It still amazes me that anyone thinks this is a gotcha. I'm trans. A lot of my friends are trans. I'm never calling the fucking cops wtf. @Cosmos_Cookie @genderemix There was a literal demand for enby porn :P @genderemix May I direct you to @Cosmos_Cookie and their amazing polycule @rCharlotteSmith hey now that's my job @TransitionL83 Thanks! "@TransitionL83 One of your roommates was leaving Facebook and I nabbed her Battletag from that. There was another roommate who plays Overwatch who I don't yet have the Battletag of. If you think of it, you can tell her mine is TransSalmndr#1962" @oceanictemple I can't get above bronze I really want to get back into Competitive. Any Overwatch mutuals have room for another? @Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui Oh! Then that works. I thought maybe Stan Lee was 16 when he helped create him. @Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui They gave him organic webshooters like 15 years ago. They could do it again if they wanted to. "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui No he doesn't, as I explained. I want a Spider-Man to have Literally Any amount of spider. The ratio of spider to man matters little to me." "@Hbomberguy @ContraPoints @BootlegGirl Contra looked VERY closely at The Golden One, yes. :P" @Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui Yeah I do love that particular design. I was raised on Ninja Turtles. "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui Where does Hulk's mass come from? Again, I'm not talking thematic here. I'm talking about the base design. A hero with spider powers should have powers recognized as that of a spider's." "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui Was Vulture bitten by a radioactive vulture, giving him vulture powers?" "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui Hey there's our answer perhaps. He has organic webs and uses his genius and skills at gadgetry to make it so he can shoot them out. There, we did it together." "@ContraPoints @BootlegGirl @Hbomberguy Harris found The Golden One, Contra made him her muse :P (I kid)" "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui And before you say it: No Batman can't fly, but no one claims he has the powers of a bat." @Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui Just because there are some animals that cannot do what others in their clade are known for doesn't mean they don't still evoke that image thematically. Birdman can fly. despite penguins & ostriches not being able to. "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui There's really only one thing spiders are known for, and Spider-Man can't do it. So no, that's not good enough for me." "@Ex_AnarchoAnon @Comrade_Yui There are COUNTLESS animals that climb walls. Spiders were not known for their ""sense"" before the Spider-Man comics basically made it up. Ants are arthropods more known for their strength than spiders, but ANY small animal is going to be stronger b/c of square/cube law." "@Comrade_Yui But where are his spider powers? The butt argument is tired & missed the point. I'm talking about what makes a good, thematic design, not what makes a scientifically accurate one." "@DOGGEAUX That escalated quickly. Anyway, here's a song made to ""sound American"": https://t.co/i05lYXrPOU" @Comrade_Yui Organic makes more sense from a design standpoint. Thematically how does he have powers that are specific to a spider if he doesn't shoot webs. "If that's the case I think it behooves us to tell Blizzard often which characters we see ourselves in. The goal of course will be make every character canonically queer, but one step at a time. 💕" "I think, if Blizzard has any strategy on which characters should be canonically queer, it's likely based around fan feedback. After all, one of the earliest ships the fanbase had was Widowtracer, & the first character that was announced to be gay was Tracer. https://t.co/LPbtTt84ck" "@PlayOverwatch I'm willing to bet most of you are unaware just how trans https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S looks in that new kitty skin, but take this as yet another reminder that a lot of trans female players would love for this particular bit of headcanon to be confirmed." Another good thread about Chelsea https://t.co/w2HWlFXVWJ @rCharlotteSmith @mic I'm still with her. We're all human. I trust the trans woman who's given more than any of us in the name of her beliefs. "@Comrade_Yui That doesn't surprise me. I was basically subtweeting the recent Extra Credits. It was arguing that either we need to charge more than $60 or we're gonna have to settle for shitty alternatives like loot boxes. And it's like, no. Just stop being ""AAA"" about it." "(No fucking idea what ""reasonable"" looks like for these numbers but it's not important for the meme. Lowballed intentionally ridiculously)" "Game devs: $5 Advertising: $20 Licensed engines: $5 Literally the most expensive graphics money can buy: $500,000,000 Bug testing: $3 someone please help me implement loot boxes my game studio is dying" I just tried five different cords in three different power sources to charge Mistress and I's phones and nothing is charging them. Both our phones are Androids. Was there like a buggy update last night or something? HALP @Comrade_Yui https://t.co/m8ZE1cReDg https://t.co/V7O69VfQ0u @AnaMardoll Also a good point. "A good thread echoing a lot of my feelings on the matter. I'm still on the ""support her"" side of the issue, but a lot of this stuff is troubling. Much like with most prominent yet problematic people in this community, I think a lot of this is due to the fact we all make mistakes https://t.co/wYFQcySV3f" My favorite Star Wars race!! https://t.co/lnNxxOCWny @Cosmos_Cookie Omg it's so realistic @SteampunkPenny Thank you Mistress!! 💕💞 @thedxman @deathpigeon How do you fry it in mustard. Sounds fucking delicious "The board says ""2 + 3."" I look back to my friend holding a sign that says ""The best Star Wars movie."" I write ""8"" on the board" @spicy_trans_ I'm banking on people knowing my @ & display name. Luckily I didn't disappear from you for too long 😊 "@AliceAvizandum Hey for what it's worth, true roller coaster enthusiasts prefer woodies 😘" @AliceAvizandum You're... more exciting to ride? >_> @OrangeMangudai I feel like the second one is pretty wholesome too tbh @wehpudicabok Yeah he tried to follow me & I blocked him too Why I love my kitties: They will often come when I call them! I just called for Binx & he came into the room & jumped on the beds for pets 💕🐈💕 OH SHIT THERE IT IS THREE ZEROS PARTY TIME 🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈 https://t.co/KjhCE4CahE @Lessons2history Yeah it is a bit of a risk. I just felt like a change of pace. And thank you! I feel pretty cute tbh "Good thread about queercoded characters in fiction, especially queercoded villains. https://t.co/6ep0LsdK2J" I'm secure enough in my homosexuality to admit Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians is hot @elysianechoes Muuuhahahaha 💕💕 @bellejade412 Oh! I'll try *awkwardly hands you some* @bellejade412 There's too much I'll spill it I changed my avatar to my face and not two minutes later I'm followed by a chaser lol https://t.co/TCBCuXbNUQ How do I hold all this gender euphoria #NewProfilePic https://t.co/WYWQOpAkiW @TransitionL83 Hey same Picture I took of Mistress on the frozen lake near her house a couple weeks ago 💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/RStEr9c6vB @spun_dragon I'm shit @DoubleDocMD I like it too. @ADirtyTrans @genderemix Big same @TheHand Apparently I need to read more supernatural lesbian erotica... @siobhanbjorknas I like 'em both honestly @Comrade_Yui @deathpigeon Why I don't know a WHAT you're referring to :P @norintha @deathpigeon If you're ever in Colorado we should meet up & queer up "What's worse (ie, water instead of milk, mayo instead of butter)" "@deathpigeon has figured out my secret: I respond VERY positively to being told ""Good girl."" H Help" Hanging out with @deathpigeon. See? I told y'all we knew each other! https://t.co/yqEfIICcky "So many furries are like ""Werewolf boyfriend, werewolf boyfriend, werewolf boyfriend"" & I just didn't get it. But lesbian werewolves... I think I finally get it" @Cosmos_Cookie (Still working on your birb btw) @Cosmos_Cookie That's a cute vest "If you're cis and you've been awesome to your trans sisters, just... thank you so much. It means more to us than you could possibly imagine. If you weren't around I don't know what any of us would do. Thank you. 💕💞" "TERFs are in fact the worst, but it can be easy to forget there are woman who completely accept us. There are SO many cis women who have accepted us with open arms. Every cis woman I meet that respects my gender outright is such a fucking blessing in my life I want to happycry." @RainBlackKat I've been training my whole life for this moment. "Going to a friend's house wearing 100% girl clothes!! T-shirt & jeans so it's not too far outside my comfort level, but it's all made for women just the same. 💕" "Woah, I got a spike of followers last night. Just 7 away from 1,000!" @ContraPoints @EyreOrchist Done and done @Cosmos_Cookie I want this framed on my wall "@SatanaKennedy I mean, if you're taking signups..." Laying on top of mom & purring up a storm 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/qJS1bH9LXj @queer_queenie I haven't been in school for years why do I feel called out by this @RoryWalkerEsq NEVER!!! Thread https://t.co/hzS6T3RC0E @Lessons2history Well you do know a few artists. :P @Lessons2history I know I will! @Lessons2history Yay birb! Have you commissioned anyone yet? Bedroom ceiling 💕 https://t.co/bhkR3Ij5Vx "@OrangeMangudai I feel a tiny bit bad for him. He still seems really naive. But his ""let's all hold hands and get along"" attitude I'm not very sympathetic towards. Preaching peace and love is great, but only if you understand the stakes and have like, standards." "@RoryWalkerEsq Yeah I feel pretty blessed by my boobs, ngl" @gwen_no_fear @petercoffin I watched that stream and completely forgot that was said by you. Was not stolen intentionally! You deserve credit. @ArthroSkeleton Still might be worth bringing up to my endo next time I see him. I'm not in any kind of huge rush though since a lot of that gatekeeping isn't based on much. @Djw175 Yeah I did in fact try it before even tweeting. Didn't want to gross anyone out. The results are really disappointing: It doesn't taste like anything. Possibly because there just isn't enough of it. "It's not a lot and I really have to squeeze. It's also clear. Like there's nothing super fun about it other than ""Yay female body""" "@waitworry I mean I only noticed because my OCD/Tourettes syndrome combo causes me to sometimes like, intentionally press my fingers onto them? Because it hurts? And I hate it? I'm wired a bit strangely. My point is I have to really force them to do it." "So, uh HRT update I can apparently lactate now" "@SadPizzaNips But yeah, of course AronRa's not the ONLY one. Matt Dillahunty is still out there too. AronRa my first, though. And she's still truckin'," @SadPizzaNips He's his own class of YouTuber. Just some British bloke who knows his way around a peer-reviewed paper. It's definitely still just a hobby for him. I guess I was also commenting on AronRa's style. Like opening every single Classification of Life video with that same guitar riff "Like I STILL get urges to play all that shit (never actually owned a VMU but the IDEA of owning one was like half the reason I wanted a Dreamcast as a kid), but what's even the point anymore?" Fun video game things modern technology has rendered almost impossible to enjoy: - Dreamcast VMU - Gameboy Camera - Mario Paint "@cassie_complex I mean you'd be losing money by NOT getting delivery, honestly. (Side note if I ever live in a city that has McDonalds for delivery I fear for my health >_>)" "@JordanPDunsmore That said, I think you can take a step back and apologize to Meyer without also acting like those books & movies were totally fine, and I felt like Lindsay did an okay job?" "@JordanPDunsmore She was just arguing that the backlash didn't feel proportional. And like, yeah it was problematic, but back in the late 00's that was not the main thing you heard being lobbed against it. It was mostly the sexist double standard stuff." @norintha @Djw175 Yeah second and third party games only get the first entry from their series it seems. "@pumpkaboodreams @glirebunny It went like this: Japanese version (N64), then US version (Gamecube), followed by a special edition re-release Japanese version (Gamecube) which was a re-localized version of the US one. The same thing happened with Pokemon Red/Green (Japan, 1996) & Pokemon Red/Blue (US, 1998)" @Djw175 @norintha It'll be both. Zelda is their golden goose. "@glirebunny I was aware of that, but the localization was time consuming enough that what they ended up making was the Gamecube version. If we were given the Japanese N64 version we wouldn't get any of the western holidays, and that means no jack-o-lantern furniture! D:" "@Djw175 @norintha Did the NES Classic have both Zeldas? If so, I think Majora is a lock. Nintendo would have to rep their own franchises as hard as possible. And Majora's Mask is the best Zelda game ever made, so" "@norintha That's like asking me to pick between A New Hope & Empire. They're both amazing for different reasons. It's going to be Banjo-Kazooie of course, but *I* can't make that call." "@glirebunny Animal Crossing is a Gamecube game, but definitely one of the best Gamecube games in existence. AND YES PAPER MARIO HOW COULD I FORGET" "@the_moth_reborn I prefer Mario Tennis, ESPECIALLY on the N64, but why not both?" @lyaerly Sometimes I honestly can't help it. I just get in a mood. >_> I do try to reign it in when I can tho "@the_moth_reborn Oh fuck I love so many of those. I was OBSESSED with Yoshi's Story as a kid, how could I forget that one!? All those are good." "Oh, Goldeneye and maybe Perfect Dark too. I think the first shooter I ever gave a shit about (certainly in the multiplayer realm) was Overwatch so I often forget Goldeneye exists. But that's more than just getting Rare/Microsoft's okay. Gotta contact... I guess WB Games?" "@protozoetrope Also it's a stupid catch 22 because Rare's best games are still locked up over at Nintendo: Namely the DKC games. So a Best Of Rare collection is missing something big without Donkey Kong, and a Best Of N64 is missing something big without Rare. They need to work this shit out." "@protozoetrope I don't want to buy an Xbox One Like At all So yes, but not for my purposes." Dream lineup (in no order): - Banjo-Kazooie - Banjo-Tooie - Ocarina of Time - Majora's Mask - Mario 64 - DK64 - Starfox 64 - Conker's BFD - Waverace 64 - Smash Bros - Mario Party - Pokemon Snap Did I miss anything big? If I can't play Banjo-Kazooie through an HDMI cable what's even the point "Potential N64 Classic with Rare games: Must-have, I'll pay scalper prices, I don't care Potential N64 Classic without Rare games: Less desirable than SNES Classic, shouldn't have bothered." "You ever have that one person where you're like ""I thought for SURE I was following them! I see them everywhere!"" That was @petercoffin for me just now. And he was gracious enough to give me a followback. Thanks, dude!" @petercoffin Did anyone think to name it the Contraversy? Is it too late to call it that? I want to do a lot more traveling in 2018. I'm mostly thinking cons. Like I want to go to a really big furry convention. And I probably want to see BronyCon one last time. I fucking love how ten years on every YouTube atheist has either gone full anti-feminist/alt-right nutjob or gone the complete other direction & became a full-on SJW. And then there's AronRa. Still making videos about how wrong Creationists are. "@TransitionL83 My favorite art teacher told us how he went through a phase where he titled literally every piece he made Self Portrait. Because it is, in a way. Every time." @rCharlotteSmith Being a brat is a dangerous game. We think we can control the situation by asking for punishment but a good Mistress is always willing to show you how wrong you are. There's a difference between fun pain and punishment pain >_> @rCharlotteSmith big mood @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie I'd pay to see this. (I'd pay to see most of my friends star in just about any porno TO BE FAIR) @rCharlotteSmith Maybe this tool shouldn't be such a bigoted assclown if he didn't want people calling him on his shit. @rCharlotteSmith @Cosmos_Cookie I'm trying this at the next furry convention I go to "@Cosmos_Cookie @rCharlotteSmith I have SO many trans friends that are so painfully visibly queer/trans that it makes me giggle to think this asshat couldn't pick us out from a crowd. Just look for the ones with the side cuts, rainbow colored hair and/or big thick trans girl glasses. We're not subtle." "@rCharlotteSmith To any cis people reading: It's totally cool if you don't clock us as trans. Most of us take it as a compliment. The only ""special privilege"" most of y'all are going to experience us demanding is recognizing our genders the way you do for cis people every day." "@rCharlotteSmith There's... there's fucking LAYERS to this ignorance, christ. I don't know what he means by special privileges. I ESPECIALLY don't know how being MORE obviously trans would help... anything, even taking his twisted worldview into account?" @PixlSheep All the time :/ "@rCharlotteSmith I was like ""Why $100"" then I clicked We gotta crowdsource this stat" First potg with my girl https://t.co/dDyi6QBS6S with my new Battletag. Not the most impressing potg but it was fun! https://t.co/8ylbFmZy42 "I AM glad to see I have far LESS mutuals following them than when I checked this morning, though." "I have some mutuals following this clown. Block accordingly, everyone. https://t.co/vz9njAsCpx" @RoseQuix @spacetwinks I have Jeff Gerstmann in a penguin suit if that interests you https://t.co/bFRdzQq3nU @renegadecut Good point. Deleted. @chrismcfeely https://t.co/8A6fqUV3ef "@emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie [nods and murmurs in agreement] yes, quite" "@spacetwinks Fuck, Ryan Davis..." "Why do my ass/gooch hairs grow TOWARDS my junk? Any angle you attack them at would be much easier if the grain pointed the other way. In other news, guess you has a smooooooooth gooch" @IshCruz7 That kind of logic directly contributes to us getting murdered. "@MagsVisaggs ""I just want good stories"" = ""I just want to read comics in my privilege bubble in peace""" @CaseyExplosion Don't reveal our secrets! You know The Code as well as I! @TransitionL83 Also thanks 💕 So many cuties saying I'm good with women wat do I dooooooo @TransitionL83 I approve of you being the brave soul who took up the Bondage Chicken as their avatar @CaseyExplosion Very proud to be part Irish today. Y'all continue to make me smile. Same https://t.co/68hFpwun4M "@StrongBadActual Can this even be called ""The NEW Bubs"" anymore? Seems pretty old at this point." @OneLameShark Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens were. Where's the Easter Dinosaur? That's what I want to know. "@DiracDrynx That takes weeks if not months though, right? And money? I get why you're saying that, but I think I might be screwed in that regard. :/" "@OneLameShark I have that same plush, lol Only the essentials <3" "If, from the very beginning, your mind worded if ""No, I *AM* [gender I was not assigned],"" that's fantastic! You're several steps ahead of a lot of trans people. But please don't use that personal experience to assume all of us must ""get it"" the first time." But as long as you know it's meant for a very specific set of people who are grappling with whether they're trans or not... I don't see how anyone could have a problem? "I understand why some would feel wording it ""If you want to be ____ you can be ____"" is wording it poorly. It's incorrect to view it that way, technically, because trans peoples' genders are valid. They are not based on whims." "You're absolutely correct. For myself tho, it was 17 years of my mind only ever wording it ""I want to be a girl."" I AM a girl, but it took learning that ""wanting"" to be a gender is the same thing for me to take that first step. I will never pass up the opportunity tell others https://t.co/HMTmxZmgdo" D.Va is clearly trans just confirm it already https://t.co/t7bPWHLYkU Mistress showed me tonight I can girl orgasm from getting wax dripped on me alone >_> 💦💕💦 I think we got up to like 4 or 5 <_< @SteampunkPenny 💦💦💦 @TransitionL83 RIGHT!? @rCharlotteSmith Curses! Foiled again! @midorikonton It was the 90's We We didn't know any better Remember how much of a fucking EVENT the release of Ocarina of Time felt like? https://t.co/VinR0i5iWv @X47v9 @AliceAvizandum I get so insatiable I surprise myself every time. "@jayne_pea That's actually, literally Ravage from the Beast Era. One of the few show characters we never saw on shelves over here." @AliceAvizandum I mean it's pretty much standard sub feels to feel both those emoticons at once https://t.co/tUBCDNvoOK @Cosmos_Cookie It is a mystery~ @Cosmos_Cookie @AliceAvizandum @LewdHD omg yes 💦😍💦 @SteampunkPenny *whines* PLANET EARTH II IS ON NETFLIX @emuchaton it's p damn cool ngl "Someone better get a firey, because I'm on a roll! https://t.co/1QU3Nl8zBX" First potg with the new battletag! https://t.co/3KUygY0FFS @Monstrous_Rick I had always assumed they were former lovers "@Cosmos_Cookie ""EES NOT A FUCKEN LEGUND EES A NOGHTY BOI""" @Kitty_Cosmos @emuchaton This is it The bestworst thing And I love it "@Cosmos_Cookie just notified me of the existence of this video & I'm dying ""LESTUH DON'T LAUGH AT 'IM"" https://t.co/DA7DzBrxuC" @queer_queenie If we already have a few are we ineligible for the one you're offering? That's actually the term afaik https://t.co/3S4OFKSNA0 "@RealDorianDawes Surely this couldn't be referring to an actual individual, it's too inherently ridiculous to be real" "Mistress has taken to squeezing one of my tits while she thinks, calling it her ""thinking boob."" >_> @SteampunkPenny" @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale @yrgynoidgalpal Shit even Tracer could domme me with her accent. "@yrgynoidgalpal @Cosmos_Cookie (I was making lunch for myself & Mistress, but I've come back to some 10/10 hot af content ty)" @yrgynoidgalpal @Cosmos_Cookie I'm pretty sure most American subs naturally find English accents more commanding. I know I do 💦💕💦 "Mistress & I are spending our lazy, snowy Sunday laying in bed & snuggling, punctuated by her ordering me to get her more coffee (a small mug was specifically picked out) ❄💕🛏☕💕❄ @SteampunkPenny" "I know I've said I won't retweet 2nd person mind control stuff, but this is beautiful. Content warning. https://t.co/cbsdKaEEg9" @Cosmos_Cookie This whole thread is unbearably adorable 😀 "Mistress pointed out to me that I misspelled tail Dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow https://t.co/B6XmCWU1rs" @Cosmos_Cookie The cumshot heard round the world @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale There should really be 1776 results they're so close @Cosmos_Cookie Suddenly Yankee Doodle sounds way more sexual @Cosmos_Cookie @genderemix But that'll just turn more of us into gay goo! D: It's like a D/s scene where the American/English roles are REALLY leaned into Wh Why is this kinda hot https://t.co/SuKsWsaCAc @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale You should know as a bratty American I'm legally required to reply PIP PIP CHEERIO GUVNAH @spacetwinks They're dying why won't you save them I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong tall And cat ears Nya~ @PlushieCS @JordanPDunsmore https://t.co/XiYVbGT3NR @AliceAvizandum I nearly choked on my water laughing at this Is this like super elaborate sarcasm or is this as shitty as it looks? I've read it like six times & I'm pretty sure it's just earnest. https://t.co/KrTOzIYSpU oh god https://t.co/vHWIgjgrmY omg I need to see this https://t.co/MnfkxfMhLC Remember when a bunch of fuckboys were mad they couldn't see her butt & then it turned out she was a lesbian https://t.co/W9EE1FQqcR @KitsuneAlicia Hello~ "@Kalindlara I don't know if it's just been a while or you never told me. I'm bad with names either way, sorry." "@Kalindlara Kalindlara, silly :P" @Kalindlara Always excited to see a cutie checking me out~ @Kalindlara Hey there~ 💕 It's cool having a pinned tweet. When people Like it it's like an alert that someone's checking me out. 😎 "Mistress actually bought T*de p*ds. In case any of you thought my ""That meme is free advertising"" argument was silly." In both cases the trouble was going into someone's notifications and arguing. If I'm in agreement we're cool. It's when things are heated I say something stupid. Worth noting to myself. @pumpkaboodreams I appreciate your concern. Thank you. I'm feeling okay at the moment. @pumpkaboodreams Yeah just got really caught up. Hope I didn't worry you TOO much. We're talking about the Chelsea Manning thing right "@pumpkaboodreams Good advice. Luckily Mistress had come home so I didn't dig myself too deep, and it basically forced me to take a chance to breathe." @deathpigeon https://t.co/XXuMjfGolB "Different, less personal discourse this time tho So there's that" hey remember when I said I'm staying away from the discourse failed step one "@eileenshorts @ParkerMolloy You're right, I was overreacting." @ParkerMolloy My mistake. Sorry. "@eileenshorts @ParkerMolloy Then it'd be super awesome if Parker could start mentioning those, because replies to her are already looking like the wrong people are getting the wrong impression." "@ParkerMolloy We have Chelsea claiming one thing and a bunch of untrustworthy people saying the opposite You're going on very little evidence that Chelsea Manning, of all people, is a secret fascist Do reputations not matter at all? Because if THAT'S the case then this can NEVER be disproved" "@DiracDrynx @hipsterpelagius But the key thing is: We know Chelsea. As much as we can know any famous trans woman, anyway. If she was already smelling a bit fashy her tweet would deserve more scrutiny, but this is Chelsea Manning we're talking about." "@DiracDrynx @hipsterpelagius It's usually very difficult to prove a negative. This is the best proof one could ask for. Unfortunately it proves she was there too, so for people already convinced this probably won't do much to convince them otherwise." @queermel Deleted my tweet to avoid spreading more confusion and mistrust. Thank you. @RenegadeLadyEff Okay that's fair. I don't want to add to the confusion so I deleted the tweet. @ParkerMolloy @julesprom That seems like a really easy thing not to overlook when taking a selfie. Is it impossible they let protesters in? Honestly asking. "@ParkerMolloy Parker, what are YOU doing?" @TransEthics @xychelsea Trans Twitter was freaking out only because Liberal Twitter was calling her a traitor on no evidence. Looks like most of us waited for proof while calling out the transphobes. @queer_queenie @BarackObama Jesus of Christ I didn't know you could even have that many followers. @queermel And it's still based on literally nothing. Let's remember that people are thinking this about CHELSEA MANNING. Like all it takes to completely disown a trans woman who's KNOWN for being a leftist is complete hearsay. You look like a conspiracy-spouting transphobic moron a mere 2 hours later now that Chelsea has posted proof that this is all bullshit all because you couldn't wait to show just how much you think trans women are inherently evil. Fuckin Howard fuckin Dean sit the fuck back down. https://t.co/RpeFRFviJ0 @SonaSonar_ *whispers* because they hate trans people "@natebomberger @JustErics @xychelsea You forgot the ""s"" on that pronoun, there." @JacksonEflin I mean Do we really need Jake to stay a boy @JacksonEflin ONE OF THE CHARACTERS SHOULD GET WEIRD FEELS WHEN NEEDING TO MORPH INTO AN ANIMAL WITH A DIFFERENT GENDER AND THEY SLOWLY REALIZE THEY'RE TRANS @JacksonEflin Unrelated but I agree with your display name's implicit stance that we should have an Animorphs reboot. @RealDorianDawes It's true then she picked me up with her psychic powers and threw me into a window @AliceAvizandum @Cosmos_Cookie I'll be in my bunk r researching @AliceAvizandum @Cosmos_Cookie brb looking this site up for uh research purposes "@Cosmos_Cookie My name is literally Kat, I'll be there as fast as I can" @AliceAvizandum BIG FUCKING SAME "@Djw175 Fuck, even if she's there and somehow we can also prove she's a secret nazi, it's still not justification to be transphobic. There's never a justification for that. All we'd do at that point is stop supporting her. Super easy." "Anyone using this flimsy-ass flimsiest of excuses to immediately start being transphobic: We see you, we're not that clueless, and we're taking notes." @UguuUguu @RenegadeLadyEff @AliceAvizandum Yeah something like that is just too juicy not to be photographed by literally everyone there who sees her. The potential lib ownage would be incalculable. "@ChaKatKimber @ashiinu @Lookin4Serenity Looks like Turdman spoke out about it. He was trying to ""bury the hatchet."" You know, with Ian. Bury the hatchet." "Liberals are going on complete hearsay that Chelsea is at a nazi rally and wasting no time in being transphobic asses about it. Meanwhile it seems like most of the trans community on here wants more proof. This is why we're often so mistrusting of ""allies.""" "@queermel I've been lucky enough to avoid it. I hope I still can, honestly. Too depressing to think about." @queermel Word is shitty liberals are already pouncing on the news to be transphobic about it. "Ass hair growing back feels infinitely worse that pubic hair, just FYI. I think tomorrow I'll have another one of those 3 hour shaving sessions. Probably won't need that long, but I need to reset all this growth all the same." "@RenegadeLadyEff @AliceAvizandum Well now I'm worried that her saying ""I wasn't there"" won't really be enough to stem the tide of transphobic liberal hot takes that we all know are incoming. Difficult to prove a negative." @RenegadeLadyEff @AliceAvizandum That's fair. I neither want to stan nor assume the worst. We just need to know more. @transscribe Fucking christ you're right "@AliceAvizandum I'd like to see what she has to say about it, but that's... eeeeeeehhhhh" @AliceAvizandum oh no what happened @AnaMardoll I don't understand how anyone could do that on accident or benevolently. A common conversation in my home: Binx: *meows* Me: What? Binx: *meows* Me: Whaaat? Binx: *meooooows* Me: What's wrong? Binx: *meow* Me: Use your words @emuchaton Cumming's overrated anyway. Girl orgasms are where it's at. 💦 "@queer_queenie If there was a piece of video game music to be stuck listening to forever, you could do a lost worse." @emuchaton If you ever get a Mistress the first thing she'll have to take care of that is that mouth :P "@emuchaton Only when you're a good girl, silly" Shit it sounds like they got a lot on their plate https://t.co/zbTCTwGMyg "@_I_d_u_n_ I also wanted to avoid including the word ""man"" TranSalamndr would have worked tho. I might change it again, but it'll cost money so not right now." @_I_d_u_n_ Too late now! :P "To anyone who has me friended on Battlenet, I've finally changed my name. It's TransSalmndr. It has a new number too weirdly, but if you already have me friended you should be good." @toransugaru Congrats! It's looking to be a similar time table for me as well. I was about to change my Battlenet tag but TransSalamander is 3 characters too long. Does TransSalmndr read? @BlazerBluejeans @ADirtyTrans Oh completely. That's not a concern at all~ @strangeofgalway @LadyKalma Coco pop? https://t.co/zLlY0U0EHW "@OneLameShark I haven;t forgotten about sending you my Ironhide, btw! it's just finding the time & money 💕" S'CUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS FOX https://t.co/bmkhqBoR4O @mspowahs This is unbearably adorable. @LadyKalma That is an awesome sona and I'm surprised I haven't noticed you before. Been thinking of making a gator sona myself. I've been feeling so fucking anxious today. X_x This might be the best Best of Giant Bomb ever https://t.co/nhXX2yZGlX @rCharlotteSmith Concept: An RPG where everyone is lesbians. "It's 2018, we've had proper VR now for years and I haven't yet heard of anyone making the ultimate macro/shrinking fetish interactive experience." @Anarchanti nice "@ADirtyTrans I got overwhelmed with anxiety over the candle wax. I calmed down a bit and we tried some on my palm, & it wasn't so bad, which mentally prepares me for next time. I couldn't get back into the right mood for the rest of the night, tho. :/" @IamnowShark @vanillavial Wow you really are a shitpost shark "@ashiinu @Lookin4Serenity But he even fails there Ant-Man is ONLY known for bad takes. ""I like you too"" implies two things: Turd knows who Ian is, and he either thinks Ian's content is harmless or he actually likes some of it He's betraying that not only is he not a centrist on this, he's actually a fan" Can't wait for Owlt*rd's new comic: Ant-Man & the Turd "@ashiinu @Lookin4Serenity Like seriously if Turdman had any sense, he'd tell Ian to fuck off. t's unbelievably easy to condemn Ant-Man. He does it to himself, usually. This tweet was a desperate attempt to sound like a both-siding, apolitical middle of the road reply and fails spectacularly." "@ashiinu @Lookin4Serenity Hit Ian, I should try to save face a bit & claim I don't agree with everything you say, however I can't help but fanboy a little bit because I'm that excited you're in my notifications!" "You know what's a really good, tasty-ass snack? Oranges. There's no extra joke or point. I just love oranges. 🍊🍊🍊" @OneLameShark I support your research into making a homoerotic Transformers fic. @norintha When I visit in March I have half a mind to help you see a doctor. D: @norintha Jen are you okay D: "It's just that this is supposed to be a women's march. You know, to like, unify all women? This sign was made without even pausing to think about trans women. Which is the kind of attitude we're used to, to be sure, but not the kind that should have any place at a women's march" "For this particular sign, it almost gets a pass from me. The language is worded to be talking about the sign holder specifically. ""Anything you can do WE can do bleeding"" would be way, WAY more transphobic." "Honey... sweetie, no, that's mildly transphobic. Try again. https://t.co/PucLbO27Pr" "@ContraPoints Estrogen horny is the greatest sensation, I swear. I'm SUPER happy to hear your sex drive is back, Contra! For a lot of trans women it goes away, and then returns as something even greater than before. 💕" @strangeofgalway https://t.co/S3XWppUzWX "Doctor Who already HAD this really cool & extremely trans metaphor BAKED INTO story, though. This is also why I love that in the Transformers comics we have trans characters. It's creators taking full advantage of the friction's universe to make more of us feel represented." "For almost every other character out there there would have to be additional added story elements to make that happen. Hormones, science, magic, whatever. Basically you'd have to add to the story like with any new development for any character." @FoxyChewToy Dr. Whomst Among Us @Anarchanti https://t.co/Pg7Oo9Jk7c "@OneLameShark If we get Dinotron, I'd prefer a heavier retool than just a new beast mode head. He should actually look like a Pachycephalosaurus." "Might need to turn in my nerd card for committing the ultimate sin of calling The Doctor ""Doctor Who"" for a second there." "I love how The Doctor is literally a trans woman in a way no other fictional character can be. And she'll be a trans man if/when she regenerates into a man again. DW's lore is uniquely equipped to facilitate a trans metaphor for its main character. Took 'em long enough, tho." I also love that Shadow Panther of all characters is technically the first Predacon we're getting in the MP BW line. "This almost guarantees we're getting Grimlock out of the MP Dinobot mold. I can't think of any other memorable repaint of the original Dinobot mold, and everyone loves Grimlock. https://t.co/okU9g5psU3" "Such a better repaint idea than the one we got for Primal. I know in both cases they're based on actual toys released in the 90's, but Shadow Panther is a different character than Cheetor so I feel more justified paying for the same mold twice. https://t.co/63p713RtdM" This guy's ULTRA HARD EVIDENCE was so dumbfounding to my CUCKED ass I even spelled BRUTAL as RUTAL. ****OWNED**** @norintha They'll beat that comfort right out of you~ @norintha That's what Mistresses are for :3 This UNCUCKED ALPHA was dropping TRUTH BOMBS up in my thread earlier today if you want a taste of his ABSOLUTE REKTAGE https://t.co/7sN6ozxVtr "If you too are worried that the world might not be ready for such PAINFULLY HONEST commentary, help this RUTAL EDGELORD out by blocking him. https://t.co/xvoSa2G8ID" @Tanookicatoon Why am I even giving you the time of day? Blocked. @Tanookicatoon I mean neither of us provided sources. So You know You can take your edgelordiness elsewhere if that's the best you got. "Gentle reminder to take any meds you might need today. Take your hormones. Don't put it off. It's easy to fall into bad habits with that, but it's important to stay on top of things." @MattyFranklyn Like... a triceratops of a tricycle? OR A TRICERATOPS TRICYCLE OMG "Figured out why shit was getting knocked off the widow sill. We unintentionally created a soft, toasty bed for the cats. https://t.co/PDcBNwxtMJ" @winterslex Oh no! D: Use ALL the blankets. @MattyFranklyn Yeah that show is impressively repulsive on multiple levels. @Tanookicatoon Awesome so our murders STILL matter less. Thank you so much for your pedantry. @HRHStarflare You ain't my Mistress @nebel_gewehr @AliceAvizandum Outside? In this economy? Not every threesome night can be the perfect night. Some nights involve puking & crying. >_> (I only did the crying part. I'm okay now tho) "@shaun_jen It's really, really rewatchable" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/1NcTxtGuVY Never heard of this person before but I'm already a fan. https://t.co/nu83iwiJYi "@HexWitchCirce Omg you're cute yourself, cutie~" "@PlushieCS @TiaZenSin There's a whole team of Raptor lady Dinobots that were retconned into G1, actually! https://t.co/It9YC4gVEU https://t.co/oZMc1I5H93" @TiaZenSin It's very intentional. Comera has 'em too. I am in no way opposed to robo-boobs so it's just an added bonus imo https://t.co/AmXP8nUbWR @itsviviactually Correct. They're actually almost in scale if you assume Slash is an actual Velociraptor (only about the size of a turkey). "@TiaZenSin The two big ones are imported Japanese unofficial Transformers, Comera on the left & Echara on the right. Not super memorable names, sadly. The tiny one is an official Transformer named Slash." OMG I NEED THEM ALL https://t.co/78lNd03aHk "Velociraptor, Utahraptor, Pachycephalosaurus https://t.co/W9JB5mpTjR" "@vanillavial ALL Ant-Man is known for is bad takes, unless Owlt*rd's running with the worst kind of people. ... oh" "@SteampunkPenny Yes, Mistress >_<" Third party sword & diecast tail for balance when https://t.co/oYVBUtqtcz "@Comrade_Yui I haven't been able to keep up, but it's good past issue 12. I got my Invader Zim Season 1 DVD signed by Vasquez! He was super sweet! I love how I remembered him as this Uber Goth back in the early 00's but he's like 15 years older and wearing a sweater and being super adorable." @FrillyHyena better now @AmeliaCarehart CHOCOLATE BEANS https://t.co/OvO534mc0N "@Comrade_Yui Oh and it's signed by the artist and writer >_> So yeah, kinda lucky <_<" "@Comrade_Yui I might be wrong. I know I bought it like a month after the first issues hit and only some of them at my LCS had a rainbow-colored IDW logo (other identical issues didn't), so I assume I have one? I got lucky and was able to snag the one with Pinkie Pie on the cover too!" The view above my computer 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/XLuxke8zES Hey how do you check if a comic is a first edition? I think I have a first edition MLP #1 from IDW. "@midorikonton I highly doubt that. And it's not spoilers if it's like what, two? Three years old? I knew about their cutie marks Every brony was talking about it. I didn't have interest in watching that episode (though I might've eventually) because I don't really care that much for the CMC." @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/Ky70UeCYS9 @midorikonton I hadn't seen that episode before. But You might have a point https://t.co/SvuhH37Vam Get that This Day Aria SHIT out of here This is the best MLP song. I don't make the rules. https://t.co/DddZydlQUn "Nope, embarrassment's not going away. Gonna go bury my head in the sand who wants to help dig the hole." @santanaswag I normally check bios first. I've been having one of those nights. 😳 @santanaswag OMG I'M SO SORRY deleted @rCharlotteSmith M-my retweets are also 100% endorsements I'm such a slut for endorsements I'll endorse anYTHING I retweet @emuchaton https://t.co/S9CXlmfA8m (Not the best running pose but I was too exited to share pictures. More will be forthcoming~) Assembled a tiny lesbian tonight https://t.co/L9XkIiujL6 @TransitionL83 I was talking Star Wars with people in a thread started by the director of The Last Jedi (though I didn't know that was his thread at the time). That's him replying in my notifications. *has been squeeing for almost 40 minutes* https://t.co/T7FY9l85eg Can I just say I didn't realize I was commenting in the notifications of the director of my favorite Star Wars movie & now he showed up in my notifications & I'm fangirling like crazy??? https://t.co/cpvjX96gTs @rianjohnson @arthur_affect @Frumple_James @BootlegGirl @BandCgames @m_m_myers @slashfilm Can I just say I emphatically agree! @MattyFranklyn *pounds table* YEAR OF RUNG YEAR OF RUNG YEAR OF RUNG @Stickpit_ Oh nice they don't know about me yet My Big Bad Toy Store order arrived!! https://t.co/DdHfPLgFDf @spicy_trans_ Either way you look amazing! 💕 @Stickpit_ I thought he was cool? Is he a shitbag? I'll update my assumptions accordingly. @spicy_trans_ Aaaaah I love how HRT plumps up one's lips! It's happening to me too and it's great 💕 @MagsVisaggs It's just a good show to cry to. @queer_queenie It's true your gorgeous. Like I say that about so many trans women but Just Unf. "@rCharlotteSmith DOESN'T MATTER, STILL HILARIOUS" @rCharlotteSmith HE CALLED TWITTER I CAN'T BREATH @trans_tho https://t.co/LbVtfNc3YR Whatever happened to Hampster Dance @ComradCapacitor @rCharlotteSmith Lyrics to one of the two Train songs anyone remembers. @Lessons2history omg I love your glasses!! @ComradCapacitor @rCharlotteSmith Tell me Did Venus blow your mind @rCharlotteSmith Hickory smoked horses buttholes "@Frumple_James Gotcha. Then just like with Clone Wars, the show is viewed through the distorting lens of animation. Easy to explain away. Hardcore fans that are bothered by that are weird." "@Frumple_James Either a small fleet experimental state-of-the-art destroyers, or some old models that were overdue for retirement. Whichever explains the discrepancy. I have yet to watch Rebels." @arthur_affect @Frumple_James @m_m_myers @BootlegGirl @rianjohnson @slashfilm Huh! I actually didn't know Lucas had directly commented on Yaddle. Interesting. "@arthur_affect @Frumple_James @m_m_myers @BootlegGirl @rianjohnson @slashfilm And then Yaddle had to go about and exist & all. I love all that, but any attempt to frame Yoda as the last of his species is thwarted by the extremely confusing inclusion of Yaddle in TPM." @Frumple_James Agreed 100% Rose is the soul of that movie. Both her & Rey speak for the fans both in-universe & in a meta context. @Frumple_James @BootlegGirl @rianjohnson @slashfilm More thoughts on TLJ since people seem to be enjoying my tweets about it: https://t.co/mswMYWFXyy """Let the past die, but save what you love."" This is why TLJ is contender for best Star Wars movie in my opinion." "The TRUE other half & direct response to Ben's second half is, ""We won't win this by fighting what we hate. We'll do it by saving what we love.""" """Let the past die."" One half of the core message of TLJ ""Kill it if you have to."" That's old doctrine talking. It's the mind of a Sith refusing to let go." You all should follow @strangeofgalway! She's a freshly hatched trans girl looking to make more trans friends! 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 "Oh! And I almost forgot: It's still free advertising for T*de. As long as a majority of people aren't trying it and getting inevitably injured, it's keeping their brand on our lips. Stop it." "Still seeing T*de p*d memes. Even if I didn't have friends who were bothered by it due to intrusive thoughts, It wasn't funny to begin with It was ""over"" like three times https://t.co/nLZDY9VcjY" @ellle_em Almost literally asking for it. Truly a top quality mansplaining. "@queer_queenie Among the suggested tweets to report were tweets by them saying ""wtf Twitter wants me to delete that tweet"" so I think we might be good. Reported under targeted harassment regardless." @Lessons2history No one tran should have all that power @rCharlotteSmith Lies @the_moth_reborn Here's a picture of her cute dumb face :3 https://t.co/r6rgSkQBX5 "@Frumple_James @BootlegGirl @rianjohnson @slashfilm Yeah it was beautifully executed. He was the legendary Luke Skywalker of Legends, literally able to take on the full might of the Empire with just the Force & his laser sword. Yet he was still doing it as a true Jedi. Wars do not make one great." @ZJemptv I'm literally in a polyam relationship with two other trans women. Every trans woman I know IRL is dating another trans women. They literally know nothing about us. @Frumple_James @BootlegGirl @rianjohnson @slashfilm Basically those last moments were teased throughout the movie. The messages & themes of TLJ were executed so perfectly you could teach classes on them "@Frumple_James @BootlegGirl @rianjohnson @slashfilm Luke's final moments were both a Chekhov's gun and a culmination of one of the core messages of the film. - Kylo Ren tells Rey about her unintentional projecting: ""You can't be doing this. The effort would kill you."" - Rey wanted the IDEA, the MYTH of Luke to come & save them." "@rCharlotteSmith Charlotte, hon," @rCharlotteSmith The first one @bunnarchist @Lessons2history Oh hey you were following me so that works out great~ @InnerPartisan Sounds like even more of a reason to block every brand account if you weren't already doing so. Domme me so hard I forget your pronouns Domme me so hard I forget my pronouns "@Cosmos_Cookie Yes, Daddy, sorry Daddy 💕💕💕💕" @Cosmos_Cookie I'm sorry what were we talking about 💦💕💦💕💦 "@Cosmos_Cookie O-oh my yes, Miss. Whatever you say Miss 😍💕😍💕" @Cosmos_Cookie Cookie y-you can't just turn my knees to jelly out of nowhere like that. What if I had been walking. "@queer_queenie I would create monsters, mutants & furries. Anything diverging from the human form. Probably more trans feels." @queer_queenie Literally me @TransitionL83 I'm too soft for that. I'm sure I'll toughen up in time. "@itsviviactually I'm lucky that the majority of my friends feel similarly. The ones that left me are painful enough to stay quiet in future community in-fighting, though." "My political approach is pretty simple and varies only based on who I'm talking to: 1. Do you want to burn this all down? If yes, let's do it. If no, proceed to question 2. 2. Are you into like, voting & taxes & shit? Then Democrats. Always be pushing them further left, tho." @alvietron https://t.co/CaNtJWfHqY @Kalindlara Me whenever I remember that Julia Kaye & Ana Mardoll are following me @CaptainMieu Even before I knew I was trans I never wanted men in my lesbian content. I never wanted to self-insert myself into those fantasies which is I guess what cishet guys who like lesbian porn do? Little did I know I WAS self-inserting. @stillinbeta Big same @quatoria *also offers hugs* "Assuming I don't regret posting all this, I do already feel noticeably better getting it all out. So that's something." "I might delete all this later. I'm just trying to be fair to everyone. I wish it was easier for me to hate. That sounds like I'm trying to imply I'm awesome but it's true, I need to learn to hate more. Otherwise I'll be left behind." But I can't not vent about this. I don't know. Can't we leave room for nuance? Can't we all have demons & problematic elements without making our group smaller? Don't we need each other? "So all that's really left is peer pressure then, huh? Even if I don't disown [A] I'm still scared into silence. This thread meandered a bit and it's probably a huge mistake to post it. The people who I want to read it aren't going to be fooled by the obscured names..." So I didn't even bother defending against that. I stepped in only where I thought I had a leg to stand on. Where the evidence was clearly bunk. Expect then I stood against people reading the same words I was and coming to completely opposite conclusions. "There's also an accusation thrown against her that is basically social poison to defend against. This wasn't the accusation, but it's about as toxic as someone being falsely claimed a pedophile & enough people believing that's true. Good luck defending that person." "The wrinkle is [A] never acts sorry, which for some justifies the hatred. So what I'd like to tell her is disengage & apologize more often. But then am I victim blaming? Possibly from her perspective." I see a pattern with [A]. She overreacts. People pray on that. Then her overreaction is used to justify more hate. I mean no fucking wonder [B] took her side. She could write a book on that kind of targeted harassment. "I stepped in & defended [A]. Didn't have to. I think in that one instance I was justified, but it doesn't matter, lost me friends anyway. She doesn't know me that well. Should just take my friends' side? Peer pressure doesn't feel like the right reason to disown someone." "Seperate drama, though it came from the same personal failing I have: If I take the side of [A]'s detractors, I lose access to [B]. Her insight is invaluable. She knows a ton about who's been toxic on this hellsite. I don't want to be on the other side of that." "If I tell [X] how manipulated I feel by her, she'll react poorly and I fear she'll tell all the friends I met through her. Basically all my trans Facebook friends, gone." @HexWitchCirce I saw that earlier. I thought of you. I've been avoiding retweeting that stuff because I know it upsets you. Sorry it's still going around :/ @protozoetrope Yeah there's no answer. It just looks easier for others so I thought I'd rant about how frustratingly hard it is for me. @HanabiTori I wish I could go into more detail. Part of the issue is this was at least two different friends this happened with. The other issue is both of them are still following me. Also I don't have the spoons to recount it anymore "@WynneOwner It's okay. I know this has to be an ""inner strength"" sort of thing. I'm just worried where it'll lead. I suspect years from now I'll be known as a spineless turncoat with no true alegences. I hope not, but, you know" @protozoetrope Okay but then I need to tell them that. Or ghost them. Or block them. And that comes with more fallout. More lost friendships. I hate it. @WynneOwner Side note this keeps happening. Like two or three times in the last month or two. I can't take it anymore. "@WynneOwner I have in the recent past been unable to do anything but forgive a friend that has wronged me or my friend group, and doing so has, somewhat understandably, ostracized me from those friend groups. So again, I need to learn to hate them. To be more jaded." "@elysianechoes It's a common male Japanese name, but no, I named her after the cat from FLCL" How do I find the strength to hate former friends? How do I avoid forgiving them outright? So far it seems I'm too tender-hearted to do anything but roll over and it's ironically losing me friends. "Actually no, I CAN'T disown friends. I'll always forgive. I'm a terrible Leftist, I suppose. Serious question, how do I find the strength to hate friends? I need this skill to survive." "Can't we all just be friends? No, I know we can't. I have people in my life that, were my friends socialising with, I'd be pissed enough to disown them. So I dunno. Can't keep doing this though." "It's easy for me to pick a side between a schism of friends, but then a friend from the other side contacts me and acts sympathetic & I back down. I truly don't know how to stop doing this but not having a solution is losing me friends so" @WynneOwner That's ridiculous. No way there'd be TWO Zeldas in just five years :P Takkun is asleep on my tummy :3 💕🐈 @RoryWalkerEsq https://t.co/KYE2wS5vBA @spectra_belle *turn against me *say to her about it @spectra_belle This isn't me asking to be refollowed. That bridge is likely already burned. Ellie is manipulative. I'm a victim here too. I don't know how to walk away from this while keeping my friends. @spectra_belle I have an entire group of friends she introduced me to that she'll turn against no matter what I say to get about it. Jen's already talking to her again apparently. I can't just tell her she's abusive. I'd like to but I can't. So I placate but keep my distance. @queer_queenie If there's a fucking hate crime the LAST people I'm calling are the police. Is this peak liberalism? This feels like peak liberalism. BOW TO YOUR QUEEN https://t.co/eDo8368XiK @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia https://t.co/xo0QmqFj3N "Sure Slash is a better design, but what's better than robot ladies, dinosaurs AND boobs combined? https://t.co/XgUXsEgIZt" "So yeah, I'm sure there's more to learn about it, but I'm pretty comfortable with the Anarchist label. This much-anticipated stage of my transition is finally complete." @00Himesaurus00 What is Totally Spies? "I dunno, they definitely FEEL really similar? Like I wouldn't be surprised if Daniel Ingram used the original as a jumping off point." "The original, for comparison (sacred brony artifact): https://t.co/1akan9U1mA" Hey this might be old news but I feel like latter portion of and the original Seapony song sound super similar musically. https://t.co/XJco21Vsw7 "@rCharlotteSmith I mean it's really starting to look like Tr*mp did a ton of illegal shit, but sure that might not equate a coup, I dunno." @rCharlotteSmith I FIXED IT @rCharlotteSmith NO "@rCharlotteSmith Which makes it sound way more like a coup than it should. I mean This time it is, but" "I've finally made my Discord name and avatar match the one here and a number of my Discord friends are surprised I'm the same person, lol" @julesprom Throwing eggs at his grave is on my bucket list. "@AmazonChique The weirdest and most telling part about this is he's going at this with an energy you rarely see. Pretty sure he sees himself less as ""President"" and more ""Guy everyone has to adore and has lots of power and helps out Fox News whenever he can because they like him.""" @emuchaton @Rae_Cosmos https://t.co/bb5eXw7dDV @GalileoAce @PowerOfMelody It's a different Link every time. I'll sign off on Link from BotW being genderqueer I suppose. @GalileoAce @PowerOfMelody Oh! And Samus if we expand it to all Nintendo characters. "@GalileoAce @PowerOfMelody Oh. No I guess for no reason I changed it to ""Nintendo"" characters. Yeah it's just Vivian and Birdo." "@GalileoAce @PowerOfMelody Birdo, Vivian, and that one Trainer Beauty in I think the 5th Gen Pokemon who used to be a Black Belt but it's heavily implied she transitioned." "Tobias Funke was probably trans, right?" @GameGrumps Oh wait I meant Barry but I guess that joke still works. @GameGrumps Brian strikes me as a Never Nude. "Vivian, one of the few canonically trans girls in the franchise, is the best Mario girl 💕 https://t.co/Mvq3mzsON0" @chrismcfeely The frogurt is also cursed. @ComradeCallie Hey fuck that person. She asked to be blocked and I'm all-to-happy to oblige. @jes8965 I remember this comic from years ago and never realized it's totally about a trans girl! "Awesome to see some less-than-savory characters replying to this. Means it's being seen by the people who need to see it. If you're confused, btw, there's nothing much else to explain. You can get away with murdering a trans person in most of the US by saying you panicked." @MagsVisaggs Sometimes I miss mine too. It was all long & Dumbledore-y. More fun being a girl tho tbh 💕 @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/iDCP4sMLDW "@Lea_Plath @JimSterling I actually find it pretty easy. ""He's Jim Fucking Sterling, son.""" "@Lewd_Dolly It's probably healthier than my lifestyle, honestly." "30. College for the purpose of graduating. I learned a lot so I would still take courses at community colleges when I could afford to, but whatever I'm calling a ""career"" at this point (ideally this whole art thing) doesn't need need a degree." 29. https://t.co/meObyHAzQX 28. The death of my father. It's been almost 17 years. I still feel like I haven't really dealt with it on some level. "27. This question made me think of my friend Meagan. She doesn't use Twitter and we don't hang out NEARLY enough, but I feel like we understand each other on a pretty deep level that comes from being wired similarly." "26. Either being subby or being funny, depending on who you ask from two VERY DISTINCT friend circles >_>" "25. I do this more with YouTube videos, honestly. I need something to replace that J*nTr*n-shaped hole in my heart because his videos for me were infinitely rewatchable. Now it's just ""whatever I can find that looks interesting.""" @Lil_UnicornGirl Goals 24. Cheeseburgers 🍔🍔🍔 "23. I've had a lot of success with Twitter, actually, despite being a hellsite." "22. The concept of ""natural talent""" "21. I own a $400 Power Girl statue. What's a ""waste of money""? https://t.co/IK8jB7Qxru" 20. Live spiders. @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/yjDiOemIYc 19. Finishing a piece I'm proud of. It's been too long since I've drawn. "18. I blame @Lewd_Dolly for making me unable to read this question as anything but sexual. I don't own very many yet, but doll me would have a ton of dildos." Hey @emuchaton I figured out the problem. There's a volume slider on my headphones. ... https://t.co/aErpfQ8DEX "17. Everyone must underestimate this, right? And no one wants to admit it if they do feel they always jump to conclusions quickly. Objection, leading the witness. (But yeah, probably quicker than I'd like to)" "@MogTheConfessor I mean, any day now, right???????? https://t.co/tI9jQ07Ho1" 16. How about not forever? That's a really long time. Any day would become torturous after a billion million eternities. And that wouldn't even be 1% of your sentence. Though to be fair I don't have a great answer for this either way. 15. Honestly? Finger sucking. Never kicked the habit. But lately also Overwatch "14. The parts I hate the most about any fandom I'm in are sadly super common in EVERY fandom that gets big enough. Namely, creeps & gatekeepers." 13. My friends or family being hurt. I go mamma bear real fast. 12. @DerrickJWyatt designed everyone's favorite version of Teen Titans that people love to talk about after being reminded Teen Titans Go took over the entire network. Go check out his work. If you were an 00's kid who loved cartoons he probably designed a lot of your childhood. 11. Any time people look to me as a source of authority. I can deal with it but I'm extremely unused to it. 10. You can master anything with practice. So I assume the question is what skill do I want to master magically with no effort. In that case: Makeup. https://t.co/Hn8B5IaRtT "9. I'm gonna treat this as more ""who do you wish to be"" rather than ""which cartoon character are you most like"" because these are my answers. Also video game characters are functionally cartoon characters. https://t.co/3vxx50vP67" "8. A paleontologist. I found out the majority of the work is boring imo, though I might've been able to make paleoartist work out. Still a LOT of school, either way. I also considered comedian but I can't take heckling, which all comedians have to endure." 7. Princess Leia Organa. How long is the meeting? Can we be BFFs aftward? 6 [Alternate]. Working? In this economy? 6. Not working. Fuck that noise. "5. I try to be kind to everyone. Bash the fash, tho" "4. Being financially secure. That happens in your 30's, right???" 3. https://t.co/ocIdBiC0N1 "2. Artists that are able to create every single day. I don't know if it's my depression or just an internet addiction, but it's hard for me to stay that focused." "1. As a kid I had a cartoon character I created called Sal the Salamander. Whenever I can't think of a handle I use something with ""salamander."" When I decided to change my Twitter handle I was already somewhat known for posting about trans stuff so, TransSalamander." Oh shit everyone's doing this thing and I forgot to do this thing! "No pictures because my phone is dead, but both kitties love the cat run/cat shelf! They're both perched on the carpet pieces we attached to it, lounging all cute & kitty-like 💕🐈💕" "Quick reminder that the logic behind using the word ""trap"" is the EXACT same logic behind ""trans panic"" being a legally justifiable cause for murdering us. I understand that it looks like a harmless slang word. But these are the actual stakes we're dealing with." @Empress_Trixana Same tbh "@emuchaton If you mean where all my sound devices are listed, yeah it's there at max output, but the PC does think it's a speaker which might be part of the issue?" "LRT what's weird about that is Anastasia was Don Bluth's admission that ""Fine, people want princess musicals. I'll give 'em a fucking princess musical."" So it was a direct result of capitalism. Communism SHOULD be the result of demons in a movie like that." "@emuchaton Help me, Emu. You're my only hope. But seriously I don't know what else I can try? They're USB headphones if that helps." "I guess these fancy headphones I got only a few month ago are breaking? Everything's too quiet. Like, I can hear things well enough but it used to go to ""fuck too loud"" to drown out other ambient sounds in the room if I needed it. Every volume control is at max..." "@CiaraTheBraid Yeah a ""healthy"" bed time is closer to like midnight for me. I've been sick though so everything's off." @tDarkchylde That tweet's syntax was shit so I tried again. >_> Wow it turns out an 8pm to 1am nap was exactly what I needed. Mood: Improved Sleep schedule: Destroyed "@InnerPartisan And then, as per the conditions of his curse, he slowly mutated into that little nazi man." "Hey @Twitch & @PlayOverwatch, one or both of you needs to get out there and denounce this shit. https://t.co/LrwC598YkB" Mistress installed our cat run! 💕💕 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/YlH1utJ6rT @ContraPoints Delicious gender candy @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/3h9mcrzRkE @rCharlotteSmith but Charlotte I love them all @rCharlotteSmith But I already do... @rCharlotteSmith Gorgeous 😍💕🕷💕 @TransitionL83 I just got lucky is all 😊💕 @emuchaton There are so many hot people on this website. Many of them post butts. It's just magical?? @emuchaton I MEAN SAME HONESTLY @_electrocutie https://t.co/YguaRAw3Wa New pain bump in right nip X_X "Usually I'm all for boob armor, but I feel like this Wasp design wants to be more angular & streamlined. The breasts break up an otherwise cohesive aesthetic. https://t.co/nRyNt7WMlp" This one has a little picture of a bun on it so of course we're doing this one https://t.co/iiVktqz6eI @AbbyFreakinRage https://t.co/6UUxfFkGuQ "@AbbyFreakinRage You seem very nice. Thank you. But your tweets on the matter were the first ones about this thing that greeted me this morning, setting off my anxiety all over again. Once again I'm not asking for pity, just illustrating how isolating this has been." This time I'mma let it all come out This time I'mma stand up and shit I'mma doo doo my way It's my way My doo doo highway 4:20am blaze it This one goes out to anxiety-induced insomnia https://t.co/8Ae0Bi2buo How I know I'm going to die from anxiety: - I put too much value on friendships on this hellsite - I care about what people think of me - I'm too quick to forgive friends - Despite my better judgement I actually get a thrill out of being slightly (VERY slightly) popular here "I think I unfollowed someone on accident, but I can't remember their name. If you thought we were mutuals but now we aren't, let me know and I'll fix that." @BootlegGirl I got depressed & drunk as shit on my 30th last year. It's pretty normal from what I've seen. Life isn't a competition. No one gets out of this alive. Try your best to enjoy it. https://t.co/D8k77ODYVd "This account acts as a diary at times, so feeling like this sucks. Just, I dunno. Be excellent to each other. Try not to provoke, try to disengage when you can. It breaks my heart to see everyone at each other's throats." "I've wrote and re-wrote this next part several times and have spent maybe 20 minutes trying to get it right. Here's the bottom line: I've been scared into silence. Not asking for pity, just expressing my frustration." "I can't get involved with anymore in-fighting in the community. It kicks my anxiety up to 11, sometimes for days on end. If we're mutuals, you can ALWAYS dm me with any support you need, but please understand that doing so publicly has already lost me friends." @AnnaMorousBun *offers hugs* @AnnaMorousBun which alice @SecretGamerGrrl @ZJemptv (Zinnia_frantically_pointing.gif) @rCharlotteSmith I'm on that goathole list so I'm sure a bunch of altf*rs have me blocked~ https://t.co/oaslaWkiys @mikeyface @thelindsayellis (Honestly same) @rCharlotteSmith You domme gets smart and her sub gets dumb @ADirtyTrans But super happy for you! Seattle is a magical city. @ADirtyTrans Aaaaah jealous D: Butts and I cannot lie Butts and I cannot lie Butts and I cannot lie Butts and I cannot lie Butts and I cannot lie @rCharlotteSmith BUT HOW COULD YOU BE BOTH https://t.co/4TI8DKbmNO "@BlazerBluejeans I get those two mixed up. I like Figma too. My Japanese figure collecting usually goes like, ""Character I like, Revoltech only if I have to."" I guess Figma & Figuarts are literally interchangeable in my mind." "@BlazerBluejeans I buy figures of characters I like, but my favorite manufacturer is probably Figuarts, now that I'm thinking of it. Revoltech often has great figures too but I don't love their joints as much." "@elysianechoes The two left figures were part of a series that also included Venusaur (so, the starters) plus Mewtwo. I have Mewtwo somewhere and I like to pose him fighting Frieza (pictured), but I can't find him atm." """Nansy,"" hon, in trying to look closer to an egg than a chaser you ended up looking more like a cop. Block accordingly, everyone. https://t.co/wPuoMIeTPw" "Ah yes, my 3 favorite Pokemon: Blastoise, Charizard, and Mewtwo https://t.co/qchWYtWWb5" @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/GGRLewXwvU @ZJemptv Pretty sure they aren't actually reading it. @Comrade_Yui Haven't seen Returns since it was in theaters but 19-year-old me liked it. Man of Steel I hated. @Cosmos_Cookie Pretty sure most religions preach kindness to others so it really just comes down to if you're a heartless asshole or not. @ZJemptv Cishet sex sounds complicated "@dkvine @PlaytonicGames @WinkySteve @playtonicalMark Looks a bit rubbish, honestly" @Lookin4Serenity Oh fuck yeah I'm already blocked by them! 🎉 https://t.co/RtDOvV4m7J Trans-flavored ice cream with Mistress 💕🍧 @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/XcyBjLeQh7 @elysianechoes Because it's the perfect pairing. https://t.co/el4EOVyHKQ @colincidence @thelindsayellis @neilcic All parodies were written by Weird Al. So sayeth The Kazaa. "Mmm, yes perfect https://t.co/qO7ZzQf4a9" "Having soft, lotion'd skin: 10/10 would recommend" """I want to get off THE DISCOURSE.""" @ZJemptv Oh they HATE that. "Hey if you're a playing a healer & the opposing team has two healers, if another team member rolls a healer, they're not asking to replace you. Unless people are targeting the healers HARD, 2 is better than 1 in Quickplay in my experience." @Cosmos_Cookie Khajiit has gender if you have coin "Ooh, actually, I love Archeaopteryx. Might consider that instead of a T-Rex. Though we know what color Archeaopteryx was and it's black & white. Maybe if it was mostly black it'd look like a raven dinosaur. 💕" "Tattoos I want: - Full color Majora's Mask - Full color Tyrannosaurus (as scientifically accurate as possible, so fluffy birb rex) - Some sort of trans tattoo. I have several ideas but nothing I'm super passionate about yet. - Something super silly as a conversation piece" @rCharlotteSmith @soft_chomps It's a block list for furries this particular group doesn't like. So they lump trans furries with altf*rries and call it a day I guess. @queer_queenie https://t.co/NwEcABlsDV "@_I_d_u_n_ I mean, sure, if you deny trans peoples' existence than their genders would also be ""fake."" Just an all-around bigot, sounds like." "@norintha Okay. I saw a tweet screenshotting another tweet that I didn't know was specifically linked to that community, but it looks like it was among furries so I did wonder. It's a really gross term." "Oh no... Please tell me ""counterfeit pronouns"" isn't the new alt-r*ght trendy term. I'm assuming it means genders that don't fit within the binary? As in, ""these genders are fake?"" Because if so: SERIOUSLY. Fuck AAAALLLL the way off." LRT if they can pretend all we ever needed was first & second wave feminism they can continue to live in their comfy privilege bubbles. @JUNIUS_64 How How does one counterfeit gender "So as long as they're okay with dying a bunch of the show, then no worries. I know Arin isn't interested in having a show where they heavily research every game and beat it flawlessly." "A with any RPG, you can either go in with experience (like, actual experience with exactly how the boss works, the timing of blocks, etc) or healing items. If you don't prepare with the latter, you have to learn the former and that takes dying a lot." "It's pretty fun watching Dan never learn that when you see a room with a save black AND a heal block, that means there's a boss in the next room so plan accordingly. Arin having the walkthrough out doesn't help if they don't really use it." I think I might try this https://t.co/XD5Bf9pdSy The kitties are chasing a mouse or a bug or something. So proud of them! "It occurs to me, now that I know I'm visibly trans to people, I can't really with confidence use the men's room anymore. Might be at least as potentially as awkward as the women's room at this point. I'll have to let go of that last holdout I had." Yeah even I'm sick and it's been years since I last was. https://t.co/x5MHjO88SE "@GenghisKhatt @Naan_Binary_ It's in Denver, I assume? If we ever hang out let's eat there!" @GenghisKhatt @Naan_Binary_ Omg I've never eaten there but now I want to. @winterslex Omg you're a lifesaver "There was a picture on my TL of a produce section with a sign that said ""plump, sweet & ready for cream"" but I clicked away before I could retweet with ""same"" & now I can't find it" "So yeah, I'm sick. As is Mistress. Fun." Heads up y'all. Here's another one to block. https://t.co/B9DY6d9aiu @Untangled_Rose AAAAAAAH HE WAS FOLLOWING ME FUCKING GROSS "It was all a game to them. It still is, even to those of them who are trans themselves, it seems. So their ""best"" argument is to claim queer is somehow a worse slur." """Trap"" became the term because it was a paranoid game they all played where you had to have constant vigilance to make sure you weren't being tricked. It's related to and is a continuation of, no joke, the ""It's a trap"" Admiral Ackbar meme." "This person is clearly a channer (greater than signs, named literally ""t*ppych*n""). A younger and more niave version of myself used to frequent there too." "None of these defenders of the word trap want to acknowledge the history of the word. They can't, because it reveals how inherently toxic the term is. https://t.co/ePSVYigF8x" @norintha Been doing that for the past couple days. Here's hoping it has some effect. @Cosmos_Cookie No worries 💕 @Cosmos_Cookie I had to be sure >_> @Cosmos_Cookie omg Cookie I was talking to the chaser D: A part of me is convinced I'm going to wake up tomorrow with the full on flu which is at least part of the reason I'm putting off going to bed >_> @Cosmos_Cookie You leave that precious porg alone you MONSTER! Why I didn't bother to give my latest phone a personalized ringtone: Doing so always ends in heartache and makes you hate the song you once loved enough to make it your ringtone. I can't really enjoy Metal Crusher from Undertale anymore for this reason. "@daftprinceling That's probably safe. I always worry about it being an egg, but it's probably better to be safe than sorry." "Gonna go out on a limb and say this one is a chaser, y'all. Block accordingly. https://t.co/uZAGty0oza" I don't know what's worse: That this dumb meme got this popular or that we all provided free advertising for this company. https://t.co/Jyxu1tjxAf *~Why I always forget to place in comp every season~* Me: I should only play comp when I'm sober Also me: *only plays Overwatch while stoned* Last night I logged out in a hurry because Mistress was a bit upset with me. Came back tonight and even Overwatch is domming me. https://t.co/PMXnnMOEOu I really need to unplug from the discourse tonight. Even just reading about it on my TL is frying my wires. Going to try and distract myself with Overwatch. "@norintha @TransEthics I've been hearing that turn of phrase (""quiet part loud"") a lot lately & I don't know if it's originally from The Simpsons, but that's where I recognize it from & that makes me happy." "@TransEthics I can see it now: The new favorite argument of transphobes in the future where these are widely available will be to compare us to sex robots and ask us why we do this if people can just rent a robot for ""the same thing.""" "@Farnsworth135 I don't have the emotional energy to go into it tonight, sorry. Someone else might be able to for you." "@norintha It has. I haven't been sick for years and I'm one of those assholes that knows flu shots work, but procrastinates too much and is terrified of needles, so...." "I literally keep going back and forth about if I'm sick or not. The air here IS bad, but I'm also a little achey and have that very specific flu-like headache brewing???" @norintha @ADirtyTrans Is that a tea? @AmazonChique Who is that asshat? I take it they're well-known? "@ADirtyTrans Well, the graphics card was the result of the last place I was in and it was probably because I owned rats. But, I'll keep those tips in mind & let Mistress know, thank you." This basement apartment has TERRIBLE air quality. This is what has made me think I've been getting sick. My throat feels like sandpaper. Mistress is planning getting an air purifier and humidifier but I'm legitimately worried for my cats. "@queer_queenie Yep! I love for the name almost as much as anything else, lol" @Kalindlara I fully admit my poll does not leave much room for polyam ships. I'm pretty sure I could only have four options. I feel like Widowtracer is an implied OT3 at this point given how much everyone loved Emily. "One of my biggest fears is my friends abandoning me. If we're on DM terms (ie, mutuals/friends) and you're thinking of cutting me out, I hope I've demonstrated I'll listen to your concerns if you take them to me first. I dunno, I'm trying." How I feel right about now after getting involved in all that. https://t.co/GDBtYiY1hu I want to talk about fun stuff to clear my mood. What's your favorite Widowmaker ship? "@klingenfels_zoe @SecretGamerGrrl @panderp @ZJemptv @fktransmisogyny I'd ask to please be untagged from the various branches of this thread. If you believe that I personally need to see something or hear what you have to say, DM me. I no longer have the spoons for this." "@SecretGamerGrrl @fktransmisogyny @panderp @ZJemptv I'd ask to please be untagged from the various branches of this thread. If you believe that I personally need to see something or hear what you have to say, DM me. I no longer have the spoons for this." "I know battle lines have long-since been drawn. If ANYTHING I've said tonight about Zinnia upsets any of you, PLEASE let me known in DMs. I'm trying to give everyone a fair chance and argue in good faith. I hope people can see that." "@NAFEDUDE @SecretGamerGrrl @chapien She said she'd ""pick her over him."" The framework of her hypothetical assumes she only has two choices. In that framework, the only other option is Trump. You're taking it a step too far. I'm close to muting this thread I can't take this anymore." "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl Zinnia being inflammatory and often refusing to concede points made by those she argues with it reason enough for many to vilify her, but these accusations seem to rely on you not knowing who she is." "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl She's also said that Hillary Clinton is *literally* perfect. So either she trades in hyperbole that she rarely means the literal interpretation of, or she's completely irrational top to bottom." @panderp @RoryWalkerEsq @ZJemptv @SecretGamerGrrl Just... look at all the threads. I'm exhausted and can't do this anymore tonight. "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl That makes sense. I'm willing to buy ""Zinnia is needlessly offensive,"" but so far not the other claims." "I want to see better proof of Zinnia's misdeeds. Flood my DMs, please. I want to understand the full picture here." "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl See, that claim sounds familiar to me too, but I'd need screenshots. *I* can't confirm this isn't the assumed demon people just take as granted Zinnia is. I need more than what you've provided. You're under no obligation to provide that evidence, but that's where I'm at." "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl For the same reason she said ""Even if every trans person was a confirmed pedophile they should still be let into the right restrooms."" She trades in hyperbole. This puts you in-line with the TERFs that screenshotted THAT tweet for their purposes. You are not a TERF, Rory." "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl Again, if you assume this is a disinformation campaign Zinnia and SGG's actions make sense. This particular thought experiment doesn't really get us anywhere beyond explaining why SGG did this, granted." "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl No, she said she'd ""pick her over him,"" which carries way more context than simply saying ""she'd be okay with it."" This was a value comparison between two candidates. That's the only context here. I need more than that. I've been trying to deescalate. I take it it's not working" "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl For just a moment, assume she's right and you're mistaken. Knowing her, this is exactly in line with how she acts about this stuff. She's very wary of disinformation campaigns." @chapien By reading it and not assuming any extra context that's not shown in the image. @RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl I don't think you're untrustworthy. I don't think you're KNOWINGLY spreading lies. I think you've been convinced by people you otherwise trust that certain assumptions about Zinnia are facts. "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl Okay. It matters to me that people seem to have blown Zinnia's stubborn nature way out of proportion, but this landed in your lap. You didn't go looking for trouble. I'll back off, I'm sorry." "@chapien @RoryWalkerEsq @SecretGamerGrrl No to what? The implication to me reads as ""No to vote for her,"" which is what she's talking about it seems? Is there a larger context I'm missing?" "@RoryWalkerEsq @chapien @SecretGamerGrrl It's not, though. You're reading into it. I don't see what you see in this quote, Rory. I'm really trying here." "@chapien @SecretGamerGrrl @RoryWalkerEsq It doesn't say she'd do the murder, nor does it say foreigner. Is this really what that's from, Rory?" @SecretGamerGrrl Would it be at all possible to talk in DMs? I know we don't really know each other. Just wanted to ask some questions. @Cosmos_Cookie you have a private account @emuchaton @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/7jyfyxNPco I like this model https://t.co/kkg5Rs9rbc (I don't know the plural of Cosmos) "I think the Cosmoses, Alice & Emu are in a Twitter orgy." @MattyFranklyn Oh thanks for the heads up I hadn't seen that one until you said something. Just liked and retweeted 💕 LRT breakfast of champions @nekoconfessions @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale That's rough. :/ @extyrannomon I have that tiny little Mimi figure on the chain! I love this set up! @Cosmos_Cookie @Valentine__Vale Honestly if I was hit by the switch bug one day I wouldn't complain. @Valentine__Vale @Cosmos_Cookie And sub fights don't really make sense :P "New strain of wax Mistress has: Jack Herrer. I usually don't give a shit about strain types (beyond preferring sativa over indica), but this is something else, lemme tell ya." @Cosmos_Cookie This is why I'm jealous of anyone who can dom/switch. That sounds fun as hell. "@rCharlotteSmith Oh and yeah, I generally don't mind being asked either." "@rCharlotteSmith The way I've heard it phrased is: Never ask us about our genitals. Give us enough time and we'll talk about them ourselves. This isn't true for everyone, but many trans people I know, myself included, are very open about our bodies. Still rude to ask, though." "@RoryWalkerEsq I don't practice as much as I should, but it basically involves flexing your vocal cords until the resonance is out of your chest, then trying to hold it there. For me, I try to hold it as high as I can which is not the max but better than nothing." @theopollard01 They really are @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Apparently Jen has to upload it. My voice was pretty bad then but I gave her permission to share it. 💕 @LizzyWyrd Agreed 100% @Djw175 YES "BY THE WAY: Protect lizard boobs. They are precious are not subject to your ""Well actually"" amateur science nerdery." """Why would I call my non-mammalian sona a fursona?"" I don't know, Janet. All the suggested alternative names sound awkward to me and your lizard sona has boobs. This isn't an exact science." "@americastarling Hey, I warned you. :P" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte. You're not in denial of your love of pee. :P "But I didn't want to just cut it off. Seemed like that was an easy way to get an infection. Today though, it felt particularly loose & floppy. I was able to tear it off in the mirror and while there's a bit of expected blood I'm practically EUPHORIC now that it's FINALLY gone." Warning: Super gross (but incredibly cathartic which is why I'm sharing) I have gingivitis. A trip to the dentist is when not if at this point. For the last like year I've had this fleshy growth of flappy gum skin in front of one of my teeth that was driving my OCD nuts. @RoryWalkerEsq @BlazerBluejeans I'm really sorry if it feels like I'm flaunting my comparatively low weight. I don't like how heavy I am and I'd like to lose weight. I can try to avoid calling it fat. "@RoryWalkerEsq Yeah I drew her in a weird enough pose that I'm pretty sure 90% of the people who see it can't make heads or tails of it. She's the only fursona I've nailed down the look so far for: Lara the bunny. I want to make salamander, archeaopteryx & alligator sonas as well." "@RoryWalkerEsq I'm about 260 at 5'11"". Like I said elsewhere, I never share pictures of my belly nor allow any angle that shows my chubby neck that I hate. >_>" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith She's pretending as if I wasn't the one peeing in one of those videos. She's among pissfriends and is acting all coy. @BlazerBluejeans I've never posted my belly nor allowed any angle that shows the fat neck I inherited from my mom. I'm careful with what I show in public. @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Charlotte is saying she's peed her pants @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon Doesn't work for ads that are tweets in my experience but also I'm on my phone atm & I keep putting off installing adblock for it despite knowing they have it for phones now. @deathpigeon (Seriously tho good idea) @deathpigeon but vikky your an ally of the establishment & the state /s @deathpigeon I've seen you talk about doing that. It's not the worst idea. "@Comrade_Yui I've seen others give content warnings for food. I presume because of eating disorders. Regardless, it takes very little effort on my part to be welcoming to others by giving a heads up." [CW: food] I don't know how Twitter knows I'm a constantly hungry fat girl with a love of greasy food but it doesn't play fair with this knowledge. https://t.co/kvldsrUezB "@HexWitchCirce This made me giggle, thank you 💕" "(Are stubbly guys hot? That's a thing, right? Feeling pretty lesbian atm so I have no idea)" "I recently switched to a more feminine shaving cream for my face & I swear the difference is so striking that I'm half convinced the ""male"" shaving cream products are intentionally shitty because stubbly guys are hot or something." @starshpgirl RIGHT?! "And I mean like, know in my SOUL. This person is a woman, I cannot see them as anything else. There's a small corner of my mind from when I thought I was cis where if I squint I can ALMOST see the confusion, but no, this person is a woman. Try harder, random cis person." "You ever have that moment where someone misgenders a friend or loved one in public & you're just like ""How did you get it THAT wrong?"" I assume for trans women at least it's likely a voice thing? But still it's jarring to hear a ""sir"" given to someone that I know is a woman." @aliceincamera Alice I still think you're gorgeous and I know you're gonna demand to know why but it's just I love girls I can't help it @Triclinia I mean fair "I just realized last night I somehow typoed ""one"" into ""woman."" The human brain makes no sense." "@HarrisonLaine Although I DID mix you with someone else I'm just now realizing. But yeah, you seem cool." @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte you both literally AND figuratively asked for this. Literally me https://t.co/hJCDa8O5W2 @Miss_Xhiel @NSalamanderFW I RETWEETED MY ANNOUNCEMENT OF IT LIKE 20 TIMES I DUNNO "@HarrisonLaine No I meant a default avatar, I know you're not a chaser :P" @NoahIsBig Don't worry! I have a flying car we'll catch it! https://t.co/gKkb5zDtEP "Time to play ""Is this blank avatar with a generic name who just followed me & who's only following trans people a chaser or an egg?""!! *Price Is Right theme starts playing*" @NoahIsBig https://t.co/OdKW3TPEqV @Miss_Xhiel I have a whole account for that though: @NSalamanderFW "@floofyfeline Absolutely! But, you know, the venn diagram of trans & furry isn't exactly a circle, but it seems damn close sometimes :P" @NoahIsBig https://t.co/AknY6cvFK9 @Lookin4Serenity Deer on bunny hardly seems fair. @gdiClaire I got so close to beating it but I loved it regardless. Clear out every sexually assaulting scumbag so we can make room for people who aren't monsters. This should be something all of us should be celebrating. Fuckboys are worried that there won't be any male entertainers left if we keep outing the scumbags. Meanwhile I'm over here like: https://t.co/awOgYkfP4d "@HandOfNikatine People talk about the smell thing, but I think I already had an unusually strong sense of smell even before HRT because I haven't noticed much of a change there. I do smell differently though which I'm extremely thankful for, lol" "I do try to be everyone's friend, but if I see you badmouthing a friend of mine & I barely even know you, I'm unfollowing. I don't have the emotional energy to do otherwise." "Twitter's follower count is so weird. It can't possibly be updated in real time. Not that I'm complaining since I'm only 50 to 1,000 now." "@AliceAvizandum Alice, hon," @Sirius7dk @Cosmos_Cookie *their bits sorry. I'm having a bit of an off morning. "Just feeling gross & weepy today. Need like 10,000 hugs. Nothing I type is coming out the way I want. Might just be hormones. Fun." "@Sirius7dk @Cosmos_Cookie I really wanted to say something like ""Hey now, I was being 100% platonic"" but then I remembered the subject of my original tweet was about playing with my bits while watching a friend play with her bits. Also I crush on like every trans person so honestly, that's fair." @Cosmos_Cookie Friends don't let friends masturbate to Friends "Just can't procrastinate too much with the stuff I need to do today. Everything's kinda filthy, need to tidy up. I have 10 hours to do it so I should be okay." "Feel sick again. I think it's this hot room and the fact that I'm awake too early. Sick or not, I should get back to sleep..." @ChaKatKimber @ZJemptv Yeah I don't think I need to be following her anymore. @Kalindlara *offers hugs* I've been having a rough morning too. Rough last night as well. "Love how this is speaking to so many people and blowing up when I was literally just subtweeting @Cosmos_Cookie :V I had no idea this was such a universal experience, though I'm not surprised." Good morning. How's everyone doing "@aliceincamera A sexy-ass bull frog. I'm sorry Alice, but your accent alone gives you +20 attractiveness to any American, myself included." @PowerOfMelody Kinda both? Hard to explain. In a very deep depression spell atm. Not going to be able to respond to stuff until further notice @rCharlotteSmith Oh sure yeah I'd love to chat on Discord. Bug me any time (other than right now lol) @quatoria Please stay safe. 💕 "@rCharlotteSmith Didn't know Twitter had voice chat? But regardless it's kinda late. Bug me another time, Mistress is trying to sleep >_>" @OrangeMangudai Welcome to Internet Atheism. They have a monopoly on smugness and exclusionary behavior. "This was last month, but I really liked that my mom noticed my voice had changed. It's not where I want it yet, but even I can tell it's a lot different. When I force it back down into my chest it feels super weird & I can't even remember if that's how I originally sounded." She's fucking amazing for being a host! I know I'd be too scared to. My voice makes me very dysphoric. The more we exist in public the stronger all of us become. 💕 (Btw it was PrincessProto that I was talking about. I don't want to @ her but she seems super cool!) "Either way, I liked that I was hearing buzz that there's apparently more than woman trans person at the event (and I know it's more than one because some fuckboys were complaining about it)." "It's really nice to have the first voice I heard the voice a trans woman. I'm pretty sure I recall seeing a trans woman host last summer, but I was less established on Twitter and didn't want to assume. Might've been this same woman, actually." "I randomly clicked an AGDQ video for the first time this year. I had heard that a lot of the people running it have come out as trans. I wondered about the announcer, so I tracked down her Twitter and... Yeah like 50 of my friends are following her. Lol." @BoringNerdyKate Eternal Mood "@deathpigeon I like to think that if we completely removed all the bullshit cis people put on gender, our numbers would increase ten fold. Because like, try shit out. Maybe you'll like it. No pressure. For now though, we're a fairly small minority it seems." Attn: Dog girls of Twitter https://t.co/7YWiuI16VP "@deathpigeon Let me tell you, I know Vikky personally and this is the funniest shit I've seen all day." "@deathpigeon ""Ally of the establishment and state"" https://t.co/XZqvgaO73s" @deathpigeon Yeah I could very well be wrong about that. But if it's way higher this is all very impressive for different reasons. "@rCharlotteSmith I can only do this for ownership of the photo, not the tit. I'm the property of someone else after all~" @rCharlotteSmith I'll also have to ask Mistress >_> @rCharlotteSmith But Charlotte I was planning on doing that as soon as I can find a marker and that might be sooner "I'm only 68 followers from 1,000. It's gonna sneak up on me quick. How should I celebrate 1,000?" "Hey all you new follows! It gets pretty gay and thirsty in here. It gets even thirstier on my AD account @NSalamanderFW if you're into that. Either way, welcome! 💕" Oh I almost forgot! I'm no longer under consideration by Mistress. My collar is now a a matter of when not if. My bio has been updated accordingly. :3 @rCharlotteSmith Don't tempt me @o_0_o0o0 She's only 6 years older than Han Solo. She could even be in a sequel era movie. @norintha @RealDorianDawes Hahaha the closest I came to starting a Twitter Beef @Cosmos_Cookie It's that classic Bethesda Jank Oooooh I have an itch to play Oblivion "You know how you can sometimes just FEEL when the person writing a tweet is a cishet guy? Obviously it's not a hard and fast rule, but sometimes there's this level of awkwardness that's clear as day but I'm sure was invisible to me before I came out." "@Cosmos_Cookie This, uh... can still happen on their engine. https://t.co/Itt0DIlOtC" @Cosmos_Cookie Oh hey a new stream to watch thanks! @quatoria I bet none of those thoughts are true. We all panic when surprised at times. @rCharlotteSmith Well you are a good friend so I'm forced to believe that that's what that means. @uselessneetgirl wait really "@panderp I will say though that, for me at least, part of being trans (and queer and polyam) means a lot of my friends are probably down to fuck & so am I 💕 There's a lot more awesome openness about it all and it's great imo." @mspowahs https://t.co/6bsvUL3BmQ Seriously though what does that mean "Awww I support you too, @rCharlotteSmith! https://t.co/5ltJlQhzyg" "@panderp I met his voice actor in an elevator! Couldn't think of where I knew him from until it was too late, but if I had thought of who he was quick enough I would have told him I named my cat after him, lol" @panderp YES!! :D OMG I'm so glad someone caught that! I usually get people assuming I named him after Jar-Jar :/ Blurry because he wouldn't stop moving but my Binx found the chair I put out to pet kitties on :3 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/L3AdhwL1c9 @quatoria Sometimes you realize that we've all slept with each other and the Web of Trans is never-ending and all-encompassing. :P "Hey @PubicZirconium, thanks for suggesting me among people to follow! I figured I'd make a separate tweet rather than blow up all their mentions more than they already will be. :P" "Sometimes on Twitter you make lasting friendships. And sometimes on Trans Twitter you make lasting friendships with someone who you originally discovered through their porn vids and now it's like ""Awwww I'm masturbating to friends! 💕""" aaaaaaaah people like me or something how @transwitchlexi @quatoria @rCharlotteSmith Thank you! 💕 I can't remember if you're following my AD account (@NSalamanderFW) but I have one of those now. Literally @rCharlotteSmith by her own admission :P https://t.co/LUF439qTGB "@rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi I quickly whipped this up just for you, Charlotte. https://t.co/hQHFL2lHrr" "@quatoria @rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi I mean In my experience when you're queer, trans & polyam being just a friend is a rarity. (also @transwitchlexi you should follow me :P)" @ownedkittyfaye @rCharlotteSmith OOOOOOOH I just connected which account is your Main >_> @rCharlotteSmith @transwitchlexi Charlotte how are you friends with all the awesome trans girls. @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith OMG >_< "@rCharlotteSmith Fun fact, Mistress can make me girl orgasm if I'm in subspace deep enough with just those words. :P" "@ZJemptv I know you're probably going to block me over this. I do wish you wouldn't. I still admire you, & I still consider you a friend. You don't owe me anything since we barely knew each other. If you do block me, know that I'll miss you & I'm sorry." "@ZJemptv You started it this time, though. That's why even I felt the need to say something. Calling her out after days of relative peace seems needlessly cruel. You have almost double her followers. Almost all of us have anxiety disorders. Just disengage this time, Zinnia." "@PhoinixArt Lol that's awesome! I mean, a bit awkward too but you know what I mean." "If an egg is reading this and thinks they'll never be cute or gendered correctly: TRUST me, if I can do it, so can you." "But like, I don't even wear makeup? And my clothes aren't SUPER femmy yet. This is just hormone skin softening and long hair. People say I'm cute and I'm beginning to believe them. Even cis people are taking notice. >_>" """Oh don't worry about it. I'll just add it to the account and we'll call you that instead. With a 'K' right?"" I'm positively beaming at that point, lol. Between this and being gendered correctly at Red Robin on two different occasions, it's official: I'm Visibly Trans." "So I walk up to the counter after being checked in, all we've said so far is hello, when the clerk immediately asks super politely, ""Do you have a preferred name?"" He knows. And he's being AWESOME about it. ""Yeah, it's Kat. It's not my legal name yet, though...""" "Weed shops generally take note of the name on your license, and some places have an account for you based on that name that's created automatically when they scan your ID. Recently I had a VERY affirming interaction at one because of this." @norintha Like seriously it's a room of 12 people lol "@norintha Yeah the number of times I've said ""OMG you know [name]?!"" is kinda hilariously high. OH! And I forgot to mention in this thread, but I know @deathpigeon personally. I knew them before they became big. We're in the same small town! Their influence undoubtedly helped me come out." "@rCharlotteSmith *whimpers* Y-yes, Miss... >_<" "@PhoinixArt Yeah those of us who are loving & caring are some of the most loving & caring out there, I feel. It's hard to be trans and not have a gentle heart. Not always the case as we all know, but it often is it seems." "@PhoinixArt I'm not shy, but I'm STILL terrible at DMing first, so don't feel too bad, lol." "@PhoinixArt I'm not friends with enough non-female trans people and that often worries me. I take their criticism about our end of things very seriously when it comes up, like with the discourse over the ""X is trans culture"" recently." "@PlushieCS Canada might be one of the best, from what I hear." @rCharlotteSmith Hey wait a second "@PhoinixArt I bet you're more connected than you realize! It's just a case of talking often with the right people on DMs, lol. Not everyone can or wants to do that, which is understandable." "@PlushieCS Well, either way it's interesting to think about. If there's a lot of us (or more than we realize): All the more cooler that we stay so connected. If there's barely any of us (or even less than we realize): All the more reason to stick together." "This is applicable of artists as well, especially that last bit. https://t.co/XqIq5ZxjF1" @rCharlotteSmith We make it so easy "(I still don't know anyone who knows Contra, though. My degree of separation from her frustratingly remains at the hypothesized maximum of six, it seems, lol)" "On the one hand, it's kind cool? You get to be part of this exclusive club where with just a little bit of networking, you can talk to anyone you want. On the other, it underlines just how much we need each other and allies. It's humbling, at times." "The HIGHEST estimate (last I checked anyway) is we're 1% of the population. Now cut out the non-English speakers (I do actually have a couple German followers, but we don't talk much for obvious reasons & why I mention this). I think it's easy to forget how small that really is." I have a friend who knows Amy Dentata and is connected with that circle of friends/acquaintances. I have another a friend who's dated two prominent trans women who hate each other. Yet another friend has spoken with Chelsea on several occasions. "I've heard stories. We all... kinda know each other? And a lot of us have slept with one another, holy shit." "You know that part in the recent HBomberGuy Doctor Who review where he wonders if ""the British television industry is a small room with 12 people in it working on 5 shows between them""? I'm starting to wonder if that's not also true of Trans Twitter, lol." "@spicy_trans_ @quatoria See I have the opposite problem. My dad's death when I was 13 caused me to have abandonment issues. I'm honestly taking the Zinnia unfollow extremely well, considering." "@sapphixy @quatoria @spicy_trans_ You'll notice I'm already making a point to state outright that I don't condone anyone going to another Twitter account that I screenshot with drama. Getting a head start, hopefully." "@spicy_trans_ @quatoria I can't help it. If you'll permit me to be cheesy, my head knows idolizing is bad, but my heart can't help itself." "@spicy_trans_ @quatoria I fangirl too much. I love the thrill of having followers, I lust after being Twitter Famous. It's probably going to get me in trouble, but I see no reason to deny that it's true. Goddess help us all if Contra even follows me back, lol" @spicy_trans_ @quatoria I've let some cishet dudes in. They should count themselves lucky. "I think I might have the best of both worlds. She's not following me so I don't feel as silenced about talking about her, and she's not blocking me so I'm not going to get her special screenshot treatment." @quatoria @spicy_trans_ https://t.co/zxBkRTQYqu @quatoria @spicy_trans_ Yeah even I can't screen 'em all. "@quatoria @spicy_trans_ OMG I must've missed that! Congrats, Tegan!!" @spicy_trans_ @quatoria You know I'm pretty sure I remember a time when you had less followers than me. What happened? :P lol @quatoria @spicy_trans_ I've heard it been said that at 4k you have to start being careful that you don't accidentally send raids/hate mobs/ to other Twitter accounts just for talking about them. I've taken that as a first step into being Twitter Famous. "@quatoria I felt a lot of pressure to not get involved when she followed me. I feel less pressure now, so I'm speaking up. But I still mean it when I say, if she wanted to reach out to me, I'd be willing to listen. I doubt that'll happen, tho. I'm no one important." "@quatoria As I said, that was my concern. That's why I erred on the side of caution & replied with just about the most benign reply I could think of publicly. I still don't KNOW that that would've happened, though. I'm adding that because Zinnia screenshots even people she blocks." "@quatoria It's not longer an option. Her DMs are only open to people she follows, it seems. I believe I have the same setting." "I'd be willing to bet, because of how impersonal the internet is, that you never considered me a friend, Zinnia. I'd be elated to hear otherwise, but I don't want to assume. I consider you a friend still. I'm always willing to put something like this behind me." "At this point, I'd like to take any detailed discussions about Zinnia in my DMs. I'm not interested in making another public scene. I'm explaining all this because in part I felt like I couldn't say anything when she followed me. I have less to lose now." "I'm open to the idea that I'm not hearing the full story. Let me repeat: I am open to the idea that I am not hearing the full story. I wanted to know what justifies calling another trans person's life ""useless.""" "I briefly debated, instead of saying anything publicly, going to her DMs and asking what happened from her perspective. I'm mutuals with Alice so I would've liked to get both sides. Experience suggests she wouldn't have taken that as the olive branch I intended." "Pretty sure this was the reason. You can't really stay friends with a ton of prominent Trans Twitter people without battle lines being drawn. I do not, under ANY circumstance, condone ANYONE bringing this up to her. This is me venting, not asking others to get involved. https://t.co/182UaHMR4X" "Lost Zinnia as a follower. I really do want to be friends with everyone, including her, but it's not to be, I suppose. I'm not super surprised that she's quick to unfollow, given recent events." @ZJemptv @patienceinbee Less of a subtweet when you say their name. :/ @MattyFranklyn I don't wanna kink shame But @NSalamanderFW For some stupid reason it doesn't do it on my main account. https://t.co/BLeFN6Zigb I feel like I might be getting sick... @scottEweinberg (Also it's an ancient Jedi temple so people have been taking disease to and from that planet for thousands of centuries) @scottEweinberg The Star Wars Galaxy is the result of what happens when NO ONE thinks to make a Prime Directive. What you're describing could have happened with the Ewoks as well. It's just that everyone has the combined immunities of millions of plagues from millions of worlds. "We live in a finished basement with a bedroom without windows. When the lights are off during the day, this is the view from the bed~ 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/wgHT7DpYuo" Two lounging babies~ 💕🐈🐈💕 (Not the best shot but I wanted to show that both Takkun & Binx are acclimating to the move nicely) https://t.co/RKqTdsUizL But... why https://t.co/Gi81QordX3 "Takkun's just laying on my leg, purring up a storm~ 💕🐈💕 https://t.co/2KZKpSo62L" @KitsuneAlicia @rCharlotteSmith Accurate. "Swoop is the best Beanie Baby ever, y'all https://t.co/6riU3gvTzz" A selection of some of my favorite Beanie Babies that I wanted so much as a kid but didn't acquire until I was an adult. Plus Swoop~ https://t.co/M0SB6s71Eb I love that this thread has kept going 🐛 https://t.co/ZZVM38zMrm @Cosmos_Cookie You look stunning 😍 Upgraded the Living Room~ 🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/eLm4yzZpis "@ADirtyTrans @ShivvyUnchained Can confirm, it's p great" Yeah I think Takkun is taking the move really well lol https://t.co/MlUUzMkcVr "@itsviviactually I bought it twice too. And barely ever played the 3DS version lol. Same thing happened with Smash, actually." Look what Mistress got me!! @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/CkvqvYPqsi "@XylariaVG Yeah I'd predict we'll hear about them at E3. It's funny because with all of today's announcements, the ONLY WiiU games left (minus Smash & Maker) that I own are the Twilight Pricness and Wind Waker remakes (which I think should also be ported, but they might not)." "OKAY SAME THING AS TROPICAL FREEZE. Great that this is coming to the Switch, but we need Mario Maker & Smash. It's hilarious because it really is looking like my entire WiiU library will be replaced. https://t.co/QSy43FDd6l" On the one hand: This IS one of the relatively small handful of WiiU games I would argue we needed ported to the Switch because of how great it is. On the other: Announce Mario Maker & Smash for the Switch you cowards https://t.co/q4fz19Dojv """No one's beating my high score!"" https://t.co/nJ8B3BQrc6" "I have a lot of animals I love, but if we're talking about favorite EXTANT animal, I really think Alligators are the top of the list for me. Which means I'll need yet another fursona..." @DanRyckert He'll grow into those jeans one day. @ZJemptv I was gonna say... kinda small for your experience level. @PowerOfMelody Yes~ 💕 @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/Hk9GXHmXE8 Y'all should follow this wonder human being right now because they're amazing~ 💕 https://t.co/6iTp2C5d1A This thread is my new favorite thing 💞 https://t.co/G2V3E1946g @WandererOfMight @HandVulture @succliffe @qquob @funtomcorps https://t.co/Sozsn9fi2h @thorneirregular I don't know. I retweeted something about it right before writing that tweet. @StevenO60983318 You must be so fun at parties pew pew https://t.co/D87tsvA3eQ @panderp Cutie! 💕💞💖 @liz_matheson Completely understandable 💕 "@liz_matheson Correct. I'm just using ""awkward"" to describe the experience of sharing the Mr. Plinkett Star Wars reviews, not the lives of sex workers or how comedy like that affects them in very real, negative ways." "@sheepytina Nonsense, those are clearly donuts." "@liz_matheson Like I get why Stoklasa felt that he needed to add that layer of fictional justification, but the result is pointless at best and really gross at worst." @liz_matheson All in service of what I assume to be making himself an EXTREME caricature of a gross human being so it feels less weird that he's complaining about the Star Wars prequels for almost as long as the movies themselves. "@liz_matheson Yeah that's the most awkward part of sharing those reviews. Even if you're cool with that kind of humor, it distracts from a bunch of really solid points," @traaaaaaannnnns I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING "@CiaraTheBraid DON'T. Trust me, it's... so bad..." "These movies need the Mr. Plinkett/Red Letter Media treatment, but with someone with as much love for Pirates of the Caribbean as Mike Stoklasa's love for Star Wars. But Doing that would require watching the 4th & 5th Pirates movies MANY times over & over for research..." Every day that I'm reminded that Disney took one of my all-time favorite trilogy of films and made... just... fucking... ATROCIOUS sequels to it I get closer to composing a 3 hour video essay explaining why I hate the 4th & 5th Pirates movies so fucking much. I just learned that Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides was the most expensive movie ever made and I think I need a drink So we have to assume someone like Bezos is just unfathomably greedy until proven otherwise. Meanwhile inequality is getting worse and people are well aware that guillotines exist. "You don't need $100 billion for ANYTHING. And I don't mean like, ""You don't need that mansion or that fleet of expensive cars."" Even GRANTING obscenely expensive luxuries, you STILL don't need $100 billion." LRT it really raises the question why Bezos or most other billionaire don't inject huge sums of money into wealth inequality problems in the world. @ButNotTheCity Yep. Just a fun random fact. >_> 💦 @EmrgencyKittens Literally a previous cinnamon roll @ButNotTheCity Unrelated but have I ever mentioned I'm extremely gay? :3 💕 @ForeverFrskyFox Couldn't tell you the title of the piece if it has one but I can tell you the names of the performers are evidently Alice Merchesi & Lauren Phillips. "@bunnycleric It's one of those pornos where I'm like, ""Oh there was an ACTUAL lesbian involved at some point in the creative process, wasn't there?""" "This is an amazing video about arguably the most talented animator who's ever lived, Richard Williams. This man's magnum opus was animated on ONES. If you don't know what that mean, give this a watch: https://t.co/7nbbC0gJKz" @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton @Rae_Cosmos Bear in the Big Queer House "It was because I clicked away and for a second saw a ""10% posted"" message. I don't remember the rest of the thread. It was rambly and ranty. I'm mad, there, that's the jist of it." Oh fantastic. I had like ten additional tweets lined up. Fuck this thread making thing. Ugh. "I assume the best in people, so what I'd LIKE to believe is it's merely the IDEA of withdrawn consent. It's a lonely guy who's had barely any sex if any, and has invented this boogeyman of a woman who will, I dunno, prank him? By saying ""No"" at the last second?" "That ""legally binding sex agreement"" app is horrid for a number of reasons, but what gets me the most is that you just KNOW it's being made by (and/or marketed to) guys who are scared of the idea that consent can be withdrawn." "@disco_socialist This makes it seem slightly less horrifying, but then what's the point of the app? No need to legally bind anything, just have relationships the way people already do." I've met Weird Al groupies. They were absolutely fucking at least one of the band members (not Al as far as I could tell tho). That's a thing we both know now. @Cosmos_Cookie As a furry I'm overjoyed to hear this :P @Djw175 My brand "@JuliusGoat I've always assumed people that rich look at it like a game at a certain point. ""My unfathomable wealth increased by a few percentage points today. High score!""" "@JuliusGoat I could SWEAR I saw an interview with Bezos where he literally says what you're saying. That at a certain point more money doesn't mean more security. He talks about how he doesn't need billions for food or shelter at this point. Might've been someone else, but it was a rich guy" @MagsVisaggs Relevant: https://t.co/wCFyR2F4ZR "@Djw175 I mean I want skins more than I want to cast a vote that will never be counted. So yeah, I'll admit I'm just pointlessly bitching." "Because the actual perspective is Blizzard knows they have thousands of players hooked on shoveling cash at them. It's fucking hilarious they pulled this shit after EA's Battlefront controversy. No amount of ""We don't intend players to collect it all"" bullshit will justify this." "Like just imagine if instead of this token bullshit Overwatch had team packs. $10 gets you your choice of an OWL team skin pack that will deck out all 26 heroes in their colors. That's still $120 for everything but it makes more sense from a ""supporting your team"" perspective." @Djw175 I otherwise love Overwatch and will continue to play it. I just feel very betrayed as a completionist with skins. I was already dropping $60 during each holiday even to get everything. Then they do this. Perhaps one small silver lining in this overpriced Overwatch League skin controversy is you'd assume much of the same teams will be there next year & it'd be silly to offer BRAND NEW skins for returning teams. So we might get additional chances at these skins. Still shitty tho "It's shitty of them. $1 a skin as @gwen_no_fear suggested in her video about this would have been MORE than enough. Even then that'd be $312 for the lot. You can still run a tournament on that kind of money, easily." "And I know Blizzard doesn't ""intend"" for playing to collect every skin but they know there are players like that. Some with gambling issues. Some that have that kind of money but can't really afford it. Or shouldn't." "Just for some perspective, currently if you wanted every single #OWL2018 skin it would cost you $1,200." @Cosmos_Cookie Art should be political. Artists more so. And consumers of art that think politics has no place in their media should be mocked accordingly. "Like their recent LEGO games episode. The dev they talked to mentioned that some woman tried to take credit for his work. It's not that there's no way that happened, just that their direct quotes sound more like half-remembered stories than Facts About Video Games." "I love how Did You Know Gaming is sometime just ""We interviewed this one guy who worked on an old game and we took it as given that everything he said was accurate.""" "@thorneirregular @deathpigeon I mean, TO BE FAIR head hair acts differently than body hair (ie, it doesn't stop growing). So it's fair to say only her head hair is snakes imo. It's just funnier the other way :P" "@spectra_belle That's fair, lol" "@spectra_belle I lean Sunbow in ways like Grimlock's blue eyes, but I don't mind when toys lean less cartoon-accurate. I'm not sure picky lol." "@spectra_belle The ones I'm most tempted by are the Gigapower ones, though they might be too big. But if it meant buying their version of Grimlock to make it all work, I'd gladly do it. MP Grimlock is still too small technically, even after the scale shrinking MP-10 did." @spectra_belle I really like the Gigapower ones. Thew has me sold on them. I think I just like my Dinobots to be HUGE. "@spectra_belle Same. Maybe Swoop and Slash could be smaller, but I'll take 'em huge too." "@spectra_belle Sure. They COULD be, is all, and making them larger would benefit CHUG-only collectors too. But yeah, I'm just dreaming. The route they took is certainly good enough and I'm thankful for it." "@CiaraTheBraid Rhinox's aesthetic (in toy form, at least) was intended to be like a Samurai. Even still, the toy is rather awkward. They made an updated, larger one a few years ago and he's rather fun. https://t.co/y8ZtgQ3hZc" "@spectra_belle Sludge is kinda the longest, though. If POTP wanted scale, they'd all the best same size (minus perhaps Slash). Grimlock being a Voyager is solely to facilitate the combining feature." "@spectra_belle CHUG picks up what Masterpiece can't in some cases, though. There are characters we're just never going to get in the Masterpiece line and CHUG has moved away from ""updated G1"" to just ""basically just G1 and not much else"" aesthetically." "@CiaraTheBraid You're talking about kibble ( https://t.co/BYaau4vt7p). I love the Beast Wars kibble aesthetic, personally. With the Dinobots, they're usually in their dinosaur modes in most incarnations. It's more true to their personalities IMO." @spectra_belle It's more possible than Masterpiece Dinobots as near as I can tell. All they had to do is make them not combine. But Hasbro is watching the third party markets and combining Dinobots drew a lot of interest from collectors so we're stuck with Deluxe Sludge aka the biggest Dinobot "What I want is all six (yes, six) Dinobots that look OKAY-ish next to other Masterpiece Transformers while in dinosaur modes." """Scale"" in Transformers collecting is of course a joke, but that doesn't mean there isn't a ballpark you can hit. Deluxe Snarl does not work sitting next to Masterpiece Grimlock. And I'm only really talking about dinosaur modes here. I don't display Dinobots in robot mode." "On the one hand, I'm really happy he got new Dinobots on store shelves that combine. On the other, we're never going to get official Masterpiece Dinobots so it'd be nice if Hasbro gave us Snarl & Slag in Voyager size and maybe Sludge in Leader." @alvietron https://t.co/L2ogdsbaoQ "@alvietron Burger King is high low-end fast food, honestly. It's the best of the worst." @bulbafren @InnerPartisan Maybe. I think it's more a case of her just getting flooded with backlash and she just chalks it up to the white noise you get whenever you're even slightly controversial while Twitter famous. Like she needs a close friend or family member to sit her down and talk. Not us. @bulbafren @InnerPartisan It's impossible to get through to her beyond her very capital L Liberal views. @bulbafren @InnerPartisan I maintain that shit is solely because of her stubborn nature. She does it because it's in defiance of critique that she believes is unwarranted. If I ever get that big I hope to god I have the sense to actually listen to people. "@bulbafren @InnerPartisan She's extremely stubborn and digs her heels in in response to most criticism, it seems. Great for arguing with TERFs, not so much when actual friends & allies have important critiques." @bulbafren @InnerPartisan Somehow I was spared. I assume because she follows me. I can think of no better example of a Problematic Fave. I kinda just want to keep an eye on her at this point. "In the future, kids reading Harry Potter will be really confused as to why he was so taking so many Overwatch League exams #OWL2018" @drifa_ad You have to shave for laser anyway. Hurts WAY more if you don't. Pubic hair shaving adventure update: Exfoliating + lotion can cut down on itchiness enough that I barely notice. HRT might be helping with softer skin too. The red bumps I've been assured will go away if I do this regularly. Overall I'd say it's worth it. "@rogowhiskey Nice, thank you!!" @deathpigeon Just a writhing mass of serpents on every inch of their bodies. "@XYcyberjulie @Untangled_Rose @Cosmos_Cookie ""They do like to bite but don't worry, they're not venomous.""" Presented without context https://t.co/LgfDw24jUk "@Cosmos_Cookie ""My pubic hair has spinal cords. We're gonna need a sharper razor.""" "@deathpigeon Probably not this week, though. I forgot to add that part, sorry." Do gorgons have snake pubes @deathpigeon I don't have access to a car atm & I'm focusing a lot on moving into Mistress's place before the 28th (my move out deadline). But Mistress has Thursdays & Fridays off so likely then? We might also be able to hang out here. I'll talk to Mistress. @Cosmos_Cookie Don't worry I only just recently found this out too lol "@Cosmos_Cookie ""Why can't I be any gender I want? I believe in a little something called FREEDOM, ever heard of it?""" @deathpigeon Yeah that'd be fun! "@Cosmos_Cookie I think you mean big L libertarians. Once upon a time ""libertarian"" was a nice word for anarchist. But for the most part the only people who self-identify as libertarians anymore are on the political Right. There's technically a libertarian Left that's not as heartless." @YumiScott Oh shit good idea! I think I'll try that. "@deathpigeon lol it's fine I appreciate that Tweetdeck tries to use its screen space well, but I just prefer the layout of Twitter's actual site. Having all the info at once (pushed off to the left for no reason) is overwhelming to me." @deathpigeon Omg I was literally just a couple seconds too late. https://t.co/1qHvJktL7A "So it's literally, ""Okay let me burn retinas out while I log into my AD account real fast, then grab my phone which I guess I should just be using anyway to look at the text I got from Twitter to log back in."" And don't say Tweetdeck. I've used it, I don't like it." "Logging out & back in is annoying enough on its own but on top of that, Night Mode turns off when you're logged out & it can't be made a default setting for your account. I also have 2-step authenticating on my main account so its just a huge hassle for literally no reason at all" Really wish the desktop version of Twitter had the easy account switching the mobile version does. "@Lookin4Serenity At best, they're describing the Y axis and laid it on its side for some reason." Come into a Giant Bomb stream and Rory is rambling about something. And I wouldn't have it any other way. "@cora_made_of I don't think they know about second puberty, Pip." @Sabriality He's watching you sleep. @Sabriality I'm so jealous!! 💕 @butaflye Oh my me too~ 😍 @valeriehalla I do the same thing! This is a damn good thread https://t.co/mZZ0vAaOqP @ZJemptv Wish this was online. I haven't had TV in ages. Cool that you were on TV though! What's the show like for those of us who've never watched it? @rCharlotteSmith Little do they all know you can be a girl if you want~ @Kid_Kuma Makes Steven Spielberg look like Theivin' Stealberg. "@neuterednspayed It's way quicker, otherwise it's a similar high" "Trying a THC patch for the first time. Feels really chill. I'm a fan. At $10 a patch it's not an every day thing, but it's an easy way to keep a nice high going all day." "@Kalindlara I am glad she nabbed that username though, ESPECIALLY if she never tweets. Impostors would be inevitable and terrible." "@Kalindlara Well it looks like she has a Twitter (and I know it's her because Frank Howley, who wrote the crab video, follows her) but she hasn't ever tweeted, lol. @kellymarietran is her, but I doubt she'll use Twitter just for my silly tweet. I'd die twice over from fangirling if she did" @Kalindlara I'd LOVE that holy shit @KentabooRex This is how you know it's not about science for them. It has nothing to do with knowing the truth and everything about justifying their bigotry. "I need way more, as you can see lol" If Kelly Marie Tran sees a Tweet of mine I'm pretty sure I'll die of fangirling https://t.co/CiMqFM3VoM "@DiiNovensiles Omg if she sees a Tweet of mine I'm pretty sure I'll die of fangirling, lol" "Much better display for my Star Wars ships than the Pinkie Pie shelf, lol https://t.co/PF9rrxE6NE" "@thorneirregular Yeah there's an episode where they reach the end of the universe. I think it's an Eccleston one. Humans just look like humans at that point, despite the Doctor saying that sure, over the millennia they evolved in neat ways. We always come back to humanoid though apparently." "@thorneirregular Basically every prominent science fiction representation that required a budget is too small-scale for me. Doctor Who was the universe where it's revealed that even billions of years in the future humans evolved back into our current forms. Budgets are a thing, but that's silly." "@aliceincamera I mean I get it. Goddammit I'm ashamed to admit it, but I understand what you're saying." "@thorneirregular As far as self-insert, ""would I live in that world"" type thoughts, Star Trek is pretty boring to me. I have no interest in traveling to that universe. Everyone looks like a human. It's boring. I like watching the show, though." "Granted, this wouldn't solve anything because invariably people would say, ""Well, humans are different or whatever! Fuck off!"" But it'd be nice knowing that the closest thing to an objective observer confirmed the rest of us are on the right path." @thorneirregular Same "@AnaMardoll It only looks mildly awkward because they're not best friends. Often when posing for a picture in that way you want to be seen as jovial & friendly with each other, but you can't be if you're a famous person posing with a stranger. And that's okay. Consent is more important." """Oh yeah we encounter that shit all the time on other worlds. The species that embrace those values inevitability kill each other in a few thousand years.""" "A recurring fantasy of mine: We make first contact with a galactic federation of planets & the entirety of its population, thousands of worlds with trillions of minds far more advanced than us, all universally decry the values we attribute to the right wing." @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/MgNGRhKZuy "And even if we KNEW that trying to hit a fair bare minimum for everyone would result in a decent chunk of people being ""overpayed"": Fucking fantastic, even better." "I remember having a really frustrating argument in class with an economics professor where he kept falling back onto ""Well what even IS 'just enough to live on' anyway? It's different for everyone!"" As if because it'll be difficult to nail an amount down we shouldn't even bother https://t.co/2BhKsFLdfn" @ArmlessKittyfox Omg I watched the BBC Silver Chair as a kid but I didn't even know about Doctor Who at the time. Didn't know about that connection! I loved Puddleglum too. 💕 "@ArmlessKittyfox Yeah Narnia was considered ""safe"" in my local Christian community growing up but even I thought that felt arbitrary at the time." "@Valentine__Vale Really it should be the right of all queers, honestly" "My mom was convinced Animorphs was satanic. Animorphs. You know, the stories where kids turn into animals. Satanic. https://t.co/34y86wHEft" "What's really going on: These sentient garbage people don't want there to be ANY minimum wage, and they know if they fight against raising it as much as possible, inflation will make it mostly a non-issue for companies being forced to pay the minimum." "The other thing I hate is how arbitrary the definition of ""minimum"" is for these heartless right-leaning turd buckets. If ""minimum"" doesn't mean ""bare minimum to live on from a full time job,"" then what's even the point of minimum wage." "I think the thing that pisses me off most about people complaining that entry level jobs are fighting for a $15 minimum wage is that in most places in the country, that's STILL not really enough to live on. So we're having this big debate over what still amounts to table scraps." @XylariaVG I can't help it if my jokes are so good they're considered classics Have they made a Skyrim porn parody and did they call it Skyrimjob @rCharlotteSmith I mean they're kinda not wrong "I debated getting Tracer's Florida Mayhem skin, because I LOVE how much that red & yellow fucking POPS, but I settled on Los Angeles Gladiators because I love me some purple." "@ContraPoints I thought it was huge in Colorado, but when I visited Seattle I was literally smoking with friends outside next to a busy road. They don't give a shit over there, lol." "I'm still going to try to get every skin for Tracer at the very least, and deep down I'll always know that I don't TECHNICALLY have a complete set of every cosmetic item, but this is a decent middle ground approach imo." "The shitty (yet to be fair, logical) way to do it would be to basically add 12 skins to every character's skin count. For completionists like me, doing that, along with their high price tag, would be endlessly frustrating." "While the prices for the Overwatch League skins are in fact bullshit, I REALLY appreciate that they don't apply to your overall cosmetic item count in the Hero Gallery. For example, Tracer has 17 skins. If you buy a League skin for her, the ""total"" listed number changes to 18." me whenever I'm trying to improve a character design https://t.co/JjEGf4VRqS """Trans culture is kinda problematic"" Wtf, phone https://t.co/y67TqRAvOE" @Mardcon @ThirdEyePicks https://t.co/xugfPEhuNN @theopollard01 Also it's not really planned up front. You just start with the big figures then work your way to smaller ones. @theopollard01 Welcome to toy collecting. "@ThirdEyePicks Like I said, you don't have to have compassion for victims if you think the reputation of a man you've never met is more important. It's weird that you took this to a gendered place right away. Makes it sound like you believe the man because he's a man. But that can't be right." @KentabooRex Cis bigots think they're being original. Like that's the only reason you'd say that. If you sincerely think no one's said that before. "@ThirdEyePicks This isn't a court room you dingus. We're talking about believing victims, not what legal punishment to inflict on him. Let the courts do their court thing if & when the time comes." @ChandlerNWilson They were SO temporary they disappeared from your mailbox! :D "@ThirdEyePicks @MagsVisaggs Well, only if you value things like compassion & empathy for victims. If propping up the notion that most men are Good Guys is more important to your ego, then sure, saying something shitty like that makes more sense." @JimSterling Chibi Robo must burn for his sins Nice https://t.co/cLZbDlks81 Nice https://t.co/g8U91oYJo7 @SteampunkPenny's hands ☕ https://t.co/ypoEMeD3sK @transwitchlexi Gorgeous~ 😍 "@Tilaurin One of my favorite things to do at MLP cons is to yell ""Fun!"" in a crowded room and hear all the ""Fun!"" ""Fun?"" ""Fun!!"" replies" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith And Jen if we're all in the same area at some point. We'll smoke you out 💕🌳💕 @rCharlotteSmith This is basically an @AliceAvizandum tweet @rCharlotteSmith Hey Charlotte we should smoke weed together sometime. @ElFarcher https://t.co/yiiD5eRYBH @ElFarcher https://t.co/6U8lSowAb9 @rCharlotteSmith Thank @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/aoueg7O68q @mahoushoujoIa https://t.co/xxWYINboYl @spectra_belle TIE Fighter is best pone Guess who my favorite pony is https://t.co/nVFx35MryG This video has under 600 views. This cannot stand. Tell the masses. Make Frank Howley famous. The video is here if you want a to watch it: https://t.co/QKXMCOFXjm I feel like this should be more widely known knowledge. Rose from Star Wars was a crab once. I just discovered that Kelly Marie Tran starred as a crab in a Mega64 member's video 3 years ago. And she unironically acts the shit out of that crab. https://t.co/rZbPHqWjTG @Comrade_Yui See I didn't even know that. And now I'm glad I do. https://t.co/uYmPR81s32 "@Comrade_Yui Never buy discontinued collector's items on Amazon. The sellers always put stupid prices on them to trick gulible buyers. However, she's going for around $300 on eBay so she's still pretty pricey. There are also $30 ones being sold from China if you want a knock-off." "People often forget that Pinkie Pie's middle name is Diane. It's not important information, but people often forget it." "@Comrade_Yui Apparently they did, just looked it up. Liara Bishoujo. They do all sorts of characters from a bunch of different IPs as generically sexy ladies and I can't help but love them. https://t.co/w48NYgILdm" @Comrade_Yui She's actually one of those Japanese cheesecake statues with an incredibly nice rear end. Ass Effect. "It's a bit cluttered, but here's the first assembled toy shelf at my new place! https://t.co/IENi8ghmhK" @ContraPoints I'm glad you're still doing meetups! Wish I could make it to this one... "@SteampunkPenny @norintha *WHIMPERS* Yes, Mistress... 💦💦" @norintha @SteampunkPenny *whimpers* 💦 "@norintha @Lewd_Dolly The only issue is sometimes @'ing in a reply doesn't let you read what it's replying to for some reason. I think it's a known Twitter issue? Otherwise, very yes, subby feels at maximum and all that." "@norintha @Lewd_Dolly I get this way when it's been too long since I've been beaten. I'm not even doing this intentionally, it just happens :P" "@norintha @Lewd_Dolly Why Jen, what EVER are you implying? :P" "I saw that Mistress had has some of my candy, to which I said, ""I'm pretty sure by the TRANSitive property, your property's property is also your property.""" """Can someone disrespect queer people without having queer people think that person is being disrespectful? I REEEEAAAALLY want to be bigoted without any consequences, thanks."" https://t.co/OFtQj9MqNo" @stefsanjati Hey that's a nice butt 🍑 "@Cosmos_Cookie They really are. It's especially awesome having your own pair, I gotta say." "@uselessneetgirl @rCharlotteSmith No it's a Little joke. Charlotte, you should explain what a Little is. I'm sure I won't do it justice. :P" "Slipping up and misgendering me or deadnaming me a few times is somewhat understandable, and I give my mom perhaps way more leeway than she deserves. But deliberately writing my deadname on a package makes me feel really shitty. I don't think she understands that." "If there are any cis people reading this: Legality means very little to our actual genders. It can be affirming, and in some cases much safer for us to become legally recognized, but as far as our loved ones are concerned, we are the gender we say we are the second we come out." "I know she's trying. At very least I'm sure she thinks she's trying. But the fact that she never stopped and thought about what my name is, what my name REALLY is, feels callous to me. Intent < affect and all that." "(The answer is after I get an orchi, btw, which I think is kinda silly, but I;m getting one anyway so whatever) No, my legal name is not yet Kat. But my name is still Kat! Or Katlyn, if you like." "She once asked me, ""When do you legally become a woman?"" She was honestly just curious. No implication that that's the only way she'll recognize my gender or anything, but it highlights how different our priorities are." "And she IS trying. It's hard for her to really understand the ways I'm different. I mean, I haven't changed, but who I'm presenting to the world and who I want the world to see me as (namely, the real me) is new and scary to her." "Now, some background on my mom for those who haven't seen me rant about her before. She's probably the best possible mom you could ask for as a trans person, as least for a conservative Christian." "I had to call her anyway for another thing, so I called her and told her first thing: ""Please put Kat on the package. The other people living here don't know who [deadname] is."" ""Oh sorry honey I didn't even think of that! It's not your legal name yet, is it?""" "I want to rant about name changes for trans people for a bit. My mom wanted to send me a late Christmas gift but didn't know what my new address was. I texted it to her. Then 30 minutes later I realized, knowing my mom, I forgot a very important detail." @AceYuriBot @ThisACoolPerson Artist: @iah_fy @Sabriality You look positively stunning 💕😍 @yourgirlmelt Trans women are the strongest women out there. We know you got this! 💕 @bonuslesbian I've had that happen a few times now. It's so freeing to just not say anything and disappear into no one if it's someone you don't much care for. "@OneLameShark Omg I love that name! I have the T-Rex from the same line of plushies (Jurassic World), but I can't find her atm :/" @KitsuneAlicia Big same @spacetwinks Aka Sierra Mist @spectra_belle https://t.co/hQLKcY6Uau @MattyFranklyn Well by the looks of it 2018 is already a mistake "@Hbomberguy Love how ""I didn't watch your whole video"" is somehow your fault." @Stickpit_ Turns out God HATES jaywalking @bonuslesbian Being able to choose who remembers you is one of the hidden bonuses of transitioning. @FelicityWyrd Either one I guess @Cutie__Paw Tracked them down & blocked them. Fuck that asshole. @SissyLuxbunny Feraligatr is my favorite starter! I have a Croconaw hiding with my plushies in that pic. Oooooh yes I still play. I've had a Living Pokedex since Gen III and transferred then through each Gen since then. @PowerOfMelody Very carefully and slowly 💕 @SissyLuxbunny Thanks! I love my chibi Blastoise. They were my favorite starter in Gen I 💕 I have a Pinkie Pie poster signed by Andrea Libman herself but it's made out to my deadname & I have half a mind to have her literally scribble it out & put my real name on it if she's ever at a con I'm at again. @ZoenLanosca Ooh congrats~ @forivall The only time I tried it it was done to me by Mistress on my arm and it hurt like hell. But I have been wondering if it would hurt less if I did it to myself Skywarp is my favorite so that sucks. It's not even on eBay for ANY price. I can get Thundercracker for $30 though and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted. I had forgotten this was apparently a rare figure? And hell it looks like it's a rare mold too. That's nonsensical given how solid this figure is and how easy it'd be to re-release it for eternity. """Gee I wonder if they repainted one of the most fun Starscream toys ever made into the other two seekers?"" ... ""Goddammit."" https://t.co/JG4zuGlHlV" @nic_olenomicon Oh my hello I'm very gay~ "@elysianechoes No, Tracer & the Pachimari are :P" @rCharlotteSmith Is there something in the air because I'm feeling it too @quatoria You got this!! 💕💜💕 "@elysianechoes Yea, one goes to my headphones, the other my Xbox wireless controller dongle" @forivall Ow https://t.co/0iir4YLWGb "@BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET You said racial, not racist" "Just so I can have context, what's this transphobe talking about, exactly? Something that happened in the news recently I assume? https://t.co/IbaS1I7SkL" "@BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET Do you consider me, a trans woman, a woman?" "@BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET So, to clarify, if I, a white woman, said I refuse to kiss a black woman, you would say that preference... is not racial. Just making sure I understand you right." "@BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET You're right, I cannot force my beliefs on anyone. It's a free country, as they say. Anyone has a right to be a bigoted asshole." @BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET No but in my example it is quite literally racial @BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET Because you're a hetero woman. Your refusal doesn't imply my gender is invalid. Also you weren't talking about refusing to kiss a particular trans woman. You seemed to be talking about having a policy of not considering kissing any trans woman. That's the dehumanizing part. "@BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET What if I told you that I, as a lesbian, refuse to kiss a black woman? I don't of course but consider why that stance is unreasonable. Now apply that to trans women. This isn't hard." @BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics A heterosexual man is a man sexually attracted to women. To exclude trans women outrught implies they're not women. No one has met every trans woman. Refusing to consider any of them as romantic partners makes no sense unless you believe they are not women. Props to @TransEthics & @bardfinn for holding the front lines against this hated. Christ this thread is a train wreck. I'm not even censoring names. I'm furious at the willful ignorance. https://t.co/WyupLkJMJn @BossBeauty007 @bardfinn @TransEthics @BET Yes it's evil because it's dehumanizing. "I'm at the point where I hate hearing my deadname in ANY context, even like, in movies or TV shows. Doesn't help my resentment that Kevins in fiction are almost exclusively written as assholes." @pouchedfox https://t.co/yaNtoMXyLT "@AnaMardoll @midorikonton My face is bright red, thank you so much 💕" @rCharlotteSmith You might call it a Little problem "@AnaMardoll @midorikonton Awesome! Congrats, Jenny! 💕🏳️‍🌈💕" "@AnaMardoll @midorikonton Omg thank you, Ana! I'm honored to be included among such prominent names. 💕" @Lil_UnicornGirl https://t.co/GSHR0KEiKc @emuchaton #SubLife @emuchaton https://t.co/sjsAQEdj5e @Kalindlara @KatrinaKiss_ *Strap-on (Credit to @Miss_Xhiel for that one) "@Josieraiderfan Thank you! You deserve a great night too, cutie! 💕" Mistress had an old plushie hammock she wasn't using. I have more than enough soft frens who would love to hang around~ https://t.co/lq5acD2jeG I almost forgot the most important part of my new desktop setup! https://t.co/YnjBP7FxuH You know I should really figure out that salamander sona. Kinda hurting my brand not to have one. @BlazerBluejeans mfw I opened my PC https://t.co/C1jEmK8nq1 @sthuClaire What if we want to see it @Kalindlara I like that her demon tail is attached :3 @XylariaVG You know I used to think I was a boob guy... I'm pretty sure I'm a butt girl now. (Boobs are 10/10 pretty awesome though) Also that Ocarina of Time poster is just under 20 years old and in about as mint condition as you can hope for given that it came folded up in a magazine. "The plan is to put a cat run above these pictures, so they might move around a bit but I think this is about where I want 'em. That's an original TMNT animation cel on the end there, with an original Pinkie Pie piece by the amazing Andy Price, who drew that Squirrel Girl as well https://t.co/WpN0XLtZsK" "@BaphoBinch Aww, thank you! That's so sweet of you to say! You're pretty awesome yourself 💕" @norintha @XylariaVG She had one! @XylariaVG @norintha Mistress was a day trader in a previous life so she might have an extra @Djw175 Possibly "@XylariaVG @Djw175 Luckily while I did have a few overheat crashes, I think I cleaned it before it completely broke" "@PhoinixArt Oh. Yeah this was Frankenstein'd from two PCs and it's entirely possible we forgot to reduce redundancy, so to speak >_>" "Well I somehow left the power cable for the PC at the other place, but this is my new setup! https://t.co/QEahPAZWGZ" @RealShadowRose Take is sloooooooow 🍑 "@thorneirregular Most computers don't like water but other than that, that would be extremely satisfying." "@PhoinixArt I don't have much expertise on the hardware end of things. My ex built this thing. I think it's the video card, btw" DUST BUNNIES. IN THE VIDEO CARD FAN. AND YOU SAY YOU HAD PROBLEMS RUNNING OVERWATCH HUH. "@thorneirregular It's a disgrace, that's what it is" @PhoinixArt No idea. I didn't build this @theopollard01 Very slowly & careful Frankly I should be ashamed https://t.co/Au0X6mngOv @ElFarcher There are many ways but I used a razor 💕🍑 Did you know: Wiping is easier with a shaved butt Subscribe for more Did You Know Trans Girling "@Empress_Trixana To quote ContraPoints: ""I don't want to be a part of your creepy vagina club. Like do they know how creepy they sound?" @Valentine__Vale Looks good enough to eat~ "@theopollard01 When you talk about someone without quote tweeting them, or @'ing them, or in some cases, without even mentioning their name. For example: The tweet you're replying to :P" @Miss_Xhiel Ooh yes please~ 💦🍑 "@Miss_Xhiel I'll try that next time, thank you" She miraculously pulled it together because she's the strongest woman I know but subjecting people to this is INHUMANE. The love of my life was just forced into a panic attack spiral because she can't be late or miss a day at work where she'll be subjected to scrutiny from transphobic cis people because she needs 30 hours a week to afford HRT. FUCK. CAPITALISM. @OrangeMangudai Big mood "Survival of the Idiots is the best episode of Spongebob. Sorry, I don't make the rules." "I'm such a cat mom. We stopped by my old place to grab some clothes. I'm still only half moved out. But I made a point to pick up my kitty Takkun and hold her for a while to tell her she'll be moving in soon with me. I put her down only after she whined. ""Moooom I get iiiit!""" Sometimes Your friend Kat can be a little awkward And she'd like y'all to know she's sorry & she's thankful you put up with her @aliceincamera I've been there it's pretty damn nice gotta say @_electrocutie Yeah I don't blame you honestly If I ever become Twitter Famous & start acting like every other prominent trans person is against me while screenshotting their subtweets can someone please slap some sense into me @WynneOwner Hey it's the weed number kinda @UnexpectedAmy Stay strong! You totally got this 💕💜 @aliceincamera Girls are just so great 😍 @Th3_Pink_Bunny In certain areas (Navi indicates where) you can play the Scarecrow Song to make Pierre appear to hookshot to. It's needed if you want every gold skulltula and maybe some shortcuts? I rarely bother with it either. "@00d4n1 Wait no I misrememebered again. Teach the song to Bonouro as a child, then play it again for him when you're adult so he can psychically teach it to his brother. You know. Like you'd expect." @WynneOwner You teach Bonouro the song to summon Pierre because that makes sense. I fall for this every time dammit "I fell for it again. This IS the Scarecrow you have to teach your song to. Not Pierre, who you actually summon with the song. Despite being able to play Pierre a song. I fall for this every goddamb time. The game double bluffs me every time. 20 years it's done this to me. https://t.co/yyZRia78Yb" "Okay maybe I forgot how exactly I normally forget this. I taught Pierre the fucking song, I'm in three middle of the Fire Temple and I'm playing it and he's not fucking here WHHHHHHYYYYYY" @OneLameShark I still need to get some of these "@00d4n1 He remembers it. Beyond that, no. My guess is it's an unused piece of heart quest." @OneLameShark Yeah I'd be collecting that line if it weren't for the rooted hair. It never looks as good as it does in the packaging. S'why the few rooted hair MLP toys I have i keep in the packaging. Otherwise I go out of my way to only buy ponies with molded hair. "The right scarecrow, Pierre, DOES introduce himself as a traveling scarecrow but in the easily 20+ times I've beaten this game I always get tricked by the other scarecrow. Why is there even a second scarecrow." For some unfathomable reason this is how the scarecrow you're NOT supposed to teach a song to for later use in the game introduces himself. https://t.co/fwnFq4fGON @OneLameShark And now I can only think about how Monster High was (is?) the shit and how Ghoulia Yelps is the best "Ugh this is the most diva-ish thing ever I know but I went from 901 followers to 894 and my follower count is only 3 higher than my following count. I'll get that ratio back & I'll make it to 1,000 one day" @OneLameShark Nice. Honestly hearing Arcee is still in stock gives me hope. She's way more popular than Grotuque of all characters. I just love monsters~ @OneLameShark Oh nice! I also want Arcee too so I'll set aside money for her as well thank you! "There's a fine line between flirty & creepy for some guys. I mean, it's like a mile wide but it's a damn fine line. Doin' a great job." @queermel Well luckily it's not about you in case you were worried 💕 I think I'm gonna get my hair dyed when I get it cut I'm thinking purple @00d4n1 Big mood @00d4n1 C-cute G-girl I'm gay? H-help """I can't subtweet that they'll figure out it's about them"" happens way too often for me" Aaaaaaaah why am I broke https://t.co/xzBwXxnQDc @Axel_Hugsky Same to you! 💕🐰 "The Office might be the perfect ""in the background"" show. There's visual comedy to be sure, but it still works if you're just listening." @Axel_Hugsky Awww thanks 💕 @Axel_Hugsky It is known. I mean it's because I was 11 in 1998 and back then a decade was as old as the known universe. Literally that's all of existence I had known plus a year. Still wild tho. PS someone tell 11-year-old me she gets to be a girl in 20 years she'll fucking flip Not sure this feeling will ever wear off because I've been feeling it for a decade or more but the fact that 2018 is as far from 2008 as 2008 was from 1998 is kind of blowing my mind. The Matrix except Neo is literally trans @KentabooRex https://t.co/ELqhNAr34z @Anarcho_Vampire We actually got to have double numbers in the middle of the year for 20 years and it was real nice. In 1998 I visited Walt Disney World for the first time in my life In 2008 I was lucky enough to work there 2018 better be paying attention I mean she basically already confirmed it but now it's double confirmed so there https://t.co/12BtwdDri6 @MattyFranklyn I'm stealing nine-sided clown anus 💕 @MattyFranklyn Be careful that's the universe where Dolph Lundgren played Thor "This morning while @SteampunkPenny & I were sleeping in she groggily said, ""I'm so glad you're here"" right before we both fell back asleep. I'm so glad she found me & that we have each other. 💕" @ContraPoints Just so we're clear I'm taking this as Word of God confirmation Tabby is canonically queer "@Stickpit_ @freezydorito (Which is the fear of clowns, for those unaware)" I love it when Mistress surprises me with gifts like this~ 💕 https://t.co/7zrhVN4a1W "@Cosmos_Cookie @WynneOwner @LewdSalamander I mean That's a fair guess But if that's the case I really wish I could untag them. Nice site design, Twitter." Sleepy doggo 🐶💕 https://t.co/Om0DVZrqbJ @Cosmos_Cookie @LewdSalamander It'd be nice if they showed that on mobile. Thanks though. @WynneOwner @LewdSalamander Oh. On mobile it just goes nowhere. What did they do to that million dollar username's reputation? @JordanPDunsmore @NSalamanderFW Don't worry I know you love my butt~ "Okay this is bullshit the username I wanted for my AD account, @lewdsalamander, doesn't even lead anywhere! How can that be taken by no one?" @JordanPDunsmore @NSalamanderFW I might be a little lewd sometimes. Just no butt pics on main. @BlazerBluejeans @theopollard01 That works until you run out of space for boxes and wonder why the hell you're a loose collector when you need the space for a MISB collection anyway. "@theopollard01 They weren't resealable per se, but the boxes they came were somewhat reusable. I even kept them! Until I threw them all out just a couple months before deciding to sell them all. Whoops." @theopollard01 Toys are meant to be played with :P "@OneLameShark No, but nice reference. (Though it's TOTALLY a computer data bank, I swear)" "How is it that the kink community has universally claimed the word ""munch"" while vanilla people still probably know the jist of what you mean without knowing it's kinky" "Doesn't matter how careful you are, how meticulous, how many zip lock bags you use: If you sell nearly 100 complete Star Wars figures you WILL hear back from a buyer or two that the accessories are missing. Ugh." @RealTankieHours Also thank you! 💕🍑 "@RealTankieHours They're gone, but not forgotten. (Seriously though they've just been reuploaded to @NSalamanderFW)" "@cassandrabsol It seems like MOST of it, but Who am I to disagree" Same https://t.co/SQIrCjlULz "Also that song HAS to be about BDSM culture, right!?" @ZJemptv She argued that most trolls don't even think about the fact that they're talking to another human & creating a culture where we're expected to ignore them allows them to persist. "@ZJemptv Before GG there was a talk/presenation given by Zoe Quinn I remember seeing where she argued that, if you feel like you can, actually trying to talk to trolls like both of you are human beings nets more positive results more often than simply trying to ignore them." "You know you were raised on The Simpsons if you always add the lyric ""I am watching you through a camera"" while listening to Sweat Dreams (Are Made of These) by Eurythmics" @RoryWalkerEsq Presumably god can enforce those rights for us(???) @theopollard01 @SteampunkPenny Right!? @SFtheWolf https://t.co/Bc2AqRyz6u "@emuchaton They're doing the hard, firm work the rest of us can't." @Hbomberguy https://t.co/lncDenpwQ3 "@MattyFranklyn Dometeelo! He is an expert at machinery! Rachel is chilled, but impolite! Michael enjoys social get togethers!" This was the treat @SteampunkPenny brought home to me last night. 8 bags of pride flag candy. The Target she's a manager at had been sold out until recently. She bought their entire shipment for me 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 https://t.co/d810tbA9lR @genderemix https://t.co/8E3Se7h4U1 "@Cosmos_Cookie Mental health is way more important than lewds. Get well soon, friend 💕" "I can't tell if this is obvious or not, but the joke with my AD account username is ""Not Salamander For Work"" and I'm probably more proud of that than I should be." Somehow I made it so my recent butt pics don't show up in my media but if I track them down the hard way the like and comment count are gone. Well regardless follow @NSalamanderFW for lewd stuff from me from now on. @Adam32144566 @stefsanjati Being trans is kinda weird sometimes "Hey @SatanaKennedy, @aliceincamera, @emuchaton, @ADirtyTrans, @Cosmos_Cookie: I'm doing that AD account thing that all the cool kids are doing if you want to follow. https://t.co/oPHuzs4bkN" Is there a quick way to make a new account follow all the same people as on your main @bonuslesbian You should follow the AD account I just made if you aren't already: @NSalamanderFW @bonuslesbian Hey same lol "@FrillyHyena I decided to just make an AD account, lol. It's @NSalamanderFW" "*~ANNOUNCEMENT~* This account will no longer be posting NSFW content. If you want to continue receiving pictures of my butt, please follow @NSalamanderFW" @FreyaTail Yeah it might free me up. I worry that I'm losing exposure to bigger accounts with more reach by being lewd on here. Honestly if the percentages in this poll continues like this I might make a lewd account anyway. A decent number of people are requesting it. @bonuslesbian Go to my media section on my page. Lots of new butt pics 🍑 @BlazerBluejeans @SteampunkPenny You know it 😘 Would you prefer it if this account stayed a mixture of sfw tweets about trans issues/experiences/rants AND nsfw pics (up to & including my butt) OR would you rather I get a porn account & stop being horny on main? If you don't care vote for horny on main since that's my default "Hahaha I think my butt pics lost me a few followers. Strap in, y'all, you ain't seen nothing yet." Pro-tankie retweets get the unfollow Please submit your complaints to: Just unfollow me too "@WhiskyWhiskrs I'm usually on my PC where I have adblock installed. I hear they make it for phones now but the fact I haven't gotten around to installing it yet doesn't make the thing I'm mocking any less silly, nor your rando-ass coming into my notifications with this attitude any less rude." "Lifehack: If you made a typo in that tweet you just posted, take a screenshot of it so you remember the exact wording, then cancel the image upload part before trying the tweet again. Alternately, Twitter can just let us highlight text on their mobile app?!? That'd work too." "Whose idea was it to put pre-roll ads before sponsored tweet videos? ""Before we can let them not watch this content they don't want to see, we should really run a short ad that they also won't watch."" It's like the aristocrats except the punchline is ""Capitalism!""" "@vedia_lupae She's desperately hoping we forget that black trans women exist, apparently." @OrangeMangudai Oh look they've finally literally became Creationists @AliceAvizandum Hon this is main @OrangeMangudai Please rise for the Shitty Ally Anthem @Kitty_Cosmos 💕💜💕 @Kitty_Cosmos Your level or adorableness is positively grin-inducing 💕 @Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum I agree it should be Alice's "@Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum I'm just talking about Bandicoot Thundersnatch, is all" "@Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum What, you mean Benadryl Slumberparty?" @Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum Hey maybe Brandyswitch Cucumberpatch had it coming @AliceAvizandum I thought we all agreed Sherlock was trash "@SteampunkPenny Some cishet guy flirted awkwardly and I didn't block him soon enough. I'm okay, though." @ZJemptv No one tell them about nicknames @CallipygianQT I've been there :/ @Sabriality Big mood "@Kalindlara Mulan fits into both, actually (Cri-Kee & Mushu)" @ZJemptv They're just not putting their hearts into it anymore #NAME? "I've been watching a lot of The Office lately It confirms my belief that Kevins are, on average, The Worst" I'd like to remind everyone that I own a Croconana named Nanners 🍌🦎 https://t.co/Ys8gYhmZ6h @elysianechoes Same lol "@BoringNerdyKate *unrelated, blegh" @BoringNerdyKate Untreated but I'm currently laying in bed naked & my butt's p nice 🍑 Reasons why archosaurs are the best: 1. Crocodilians keep their babies in their mouths 2. Birbs are cute 3. Invented feathers 4. Pterosaurs are generous 5. Dinosaurs. Nuff said. If you're a cishet guy liking this tweet I don't read that as solidarity I read it as weird and a little creepy Mistress got me something special. Don't know what it is yet but I can't wait until she gets home~ "@TransTwill Tazztok, my main, has purple hair 💜" My love of ass eating caused a lapse in judgement. If you give a cishet guy any inch he won't ever stop being weird about it. @BeardedJarl YOU'RE SO AWKWARD AAAAAH @XylariaVG Sorry :/ @Untangled_Rose I mean fair @XylariaVG HRT is like flirt-improving juice Why are cishet guys so awful at flirting @TransTwill You look like my main toon except with blue hair lol @BeardedJarl It probably would honestly 💦🍑 "Why isn't ""add a star"" grayed out when I click select all emails" @aliceincamera Help I'm gay 💦💦😍💕 @cordy_fox That's because we're talking about the worst not second-worst :P Thanks everyone! 💕 40. Not really 39. LOL no 38. Birb site :3 🐦 "37. Probably not, but I do like kids! Nieces & nephews are enough 💕" 36. Autumn! 🍁🍁🎃🍁🍁 35. If anything I trust people too much >_> 34. Ireland ☘ THANK YOU https://t.co/qKDstV6SWP @BaphterDark Thank :3 @ADirtyTrans Jen why are you so far away this ass is going uneaten~ This is the nicest compliment anyone's ever given me thank you~ 💕🍑 https://t.co/PlB0PPk1v3 @ComradeCallie Hey there~ Twitter you only ever do this for my own pics what the fuck https://t.co/v62EWDbW9R "@TheR3dPainter Aww thank you, Arik! 💕💕" @emuchaton <3 <3 <3 "33. Oh yes. Most of them I only know online, but they're all friends. 💕 :3" "32. Art, of course. :3" 31. Do people normally keep track of this? Four come to mind. "30. There's no doubt in my mind. But are they intelligent? Will we ever contact them? Will they contact us? Those are the more interesting questions & are less easy to predict. I hope the answer's yes, though." @XylariaVG I have OCD. It's hard for me to stop with stuff like this :/ "29. I wish I had you're willpower to! I love meat but I also know that in general a vegetarian diet is healthier, especially given how much red meat we in the US eat." 28. Three years 27. Sometimes. Really does depend on who I'm with. "26. I appreciate that this pic doesn't assume heterosexuality, but disappointed with the phrasing ""opposite."" Sounds too binary. Regardless, I understand what it's asking & the answer is yes." I think I was shaving for 3 hours and I still missed some spots Freshly shaved~ 🍑 (@emuchaton how on earth do you take these pictures) https://t.co/zZj52Le8Hy "25. Intelligence, wit, openness, compassion, queernes" "24. Oh, immensely. :3" "23. TV, easily. I don't much care for it." "@thorneirregular See? Shows what I know. I looked it up first, in my defense. But I do know just because Google says she's Scottish doesn't mean her accent is. She's still hot, though" @Kalindlara Me too 💕 "22. Cuddly, lol" 21. Being super queer~ "20. Yeah I do all the time. My recreational drug of choice is usually weed, though." "19. The last celeb I thought was super hot (I don't normally think of that, weirdly) was Rose Leslie (Ygritte on Game of Thrones). It's that sexy Scottish accent~ Oh! Speaking of Scottish actors, I'd let Karen Gillan do tremble things to me 💕" 18. Fuck yeah! (It was Mistress) "17. KMG, Katlyn May G. My surname is too unique to share, unfortunately. I don't need people tracking me down." "16. Queer af! Sometimes I identify with the lesbian label, other times I don't like labels beyond ""queer.""" "15. Slave to Mistress, who's looking for a few more~" "14. Why does THIS one allow multiple choices? :P Off the top of my head: Weezer, The Sounds, The Epoxies, Weird Al, Flogging Molly" 13. Mistress. We have those a lot! Often about gender lol 12. I like it when my bangs cutely cover half my face~ :3 11. I'm doing so right now lol 10. That's a tough one to narrow down. I'll say house cat for now. Love my kitties 💕 9. Sure! Sounds fun :3 8. LOL no (as if I needed to answer that :P) 7. No. But I do want to live in a queer polycule for the rest of my life~ 6. Change Your Mind by The Killers 5. It used to be Game of Thrones. I dropped off after the fifth season because of how shitty it was... Maybe Arrested Development? 4. Only four >_> Now that I know I'm polyam I'm not sure how to count them lol. But basically four. 3. I'm 30 with a finger sucking habit. At this point though I doubt that's gonna change. There are far worse habits out there & at least this one accentuates my subbiness~ 2. My mom! 1. My shitty roommate. Ugh. Haven't done one of these in a while https://t.co/PnX4iHszuh @theopollard01 He's from Dinosaur Island :3 @Comrade_Yui Lol I make that same joke all the time "@Djinnkitty Sweetie, that's adirable, but I said the AVERAGE person. :P 💕🐊" @Comrade_Yui That's not a dinosaur. It's a synapsid. @Lewd_Zero_ Big same @PhoinixArt It does! Can't wait to build it! Jurassic sounds cooler but with the exception of Stegosaurus no dinosaur an average person can name lived then. All the famous dinos are from the Cretaceous period. "Bought this kit recently. I'm excited to build it, but... LITERALLY ONLY ONE OF THOSE ANIMALS IS JURASSIC. JURASSIC ISN'T A SYNONYM FOR ""DINOSAUR"" T-Rex & Triceratops were Cretaceous animals, meaning they lived around 50 MILLION YEARS later. Stegosaurus was Jurassic at least https://t.co/MQRAiq4tih" @NyxWorldOrder Why is this homophobe calling it a flame war like it's 2002 "@BlazerBluejeans I don't even have 1,000 followers I can't fathom having 10,000 Let alone 100,000 1 million is that much more unfathomable Now do that three more times" @drifa_ad See I'm the opposite and I've still never heard of him. Must just be that kids are his fans. Which makes the fact that all these guys are shitbags all the more depressing. @drifa_j Yeah I'm not sure. I think the issue was i wasn't following you. I had never heard of this Logan Paul fuckface yet he has 4 million Twitter followers. How are YouTube celebrities so famous yet so unknown. How. @Kalindlara @drifa_ad I sent a follow request 💕 @ABlondPanda That's good. Then my advice is for next time. @Kalindlara @drifa_ad Thank you @HandOfNikatine Okay that makes sense. People seemed like it was a big deal that anyone fell for it. Sounds boringly benign imo @HandOfNikatine Like a channel on tv about gorillas? "Hey whoever was the third person to reply to this, your account is protected or something. I can't see you." Omg I just found out @kristenschaaled is from my hometown! No one's from my hometown! What the hell is gorilla channel "@burrmommy As much as a stranger's opinion on the internet matters, I'd say you're trans, hon." @burrmommy I used to say the same thing. I recommend this thread on it: https://t.co/2D0A2RLKzy Mistress got a throne today~ @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/XWOAbhYC32 "Mistress & I got ""ladies""d at Red Robin! That's the second time that's happened (last time was with my mom)" @commiesona Does Boogie know how to apologize tho "@Kalindlara If you're talking about Mistress & I, you didn't bother either of us at all! We both thought it was super cute! 💕" "@SteampunkPenny Thank you, Mistress 💕" "@SteampunkPenny It hurt so much, Mistress... 💦" "(For context, this'll be my first time being buttfucked~)" "Mistress found us a playmate! She's gorgeous & wants to fuck my ass~ 💦🍑 Assuming she's okay with pictures being taken & shared, who wants to see? 💕😍" "@arthur_affect How exactly do you walk away from ANY Star Wars movie without hope? It's the Dark Middle Chapter, but of course the good guys will win. The resolve of the heroes inspires hope." @KitsuneAlicia What trans girl isn't? :P @KitsuneAlicia My tic sounds like I'm hacking up q hairball but I guess it could be worse @KitsuneAlicia Omg it's the worst isn't it "@GenghisKhatt Yeah we definitely get too enthusiastic about it at times. Fuck, trans girl culture is kinda problematic sometimes" @GenghisKhatt It definitely can & that's shitty. I just wonder if they're an egg if they've expressed wanting to be a girl. That's not exactly the same thing. I dunno. I would've appreciated being called an egg like ten years sooner. S'why I say it comes from a good place. "@Comrade_Yui (Snarl is the stegosaurus, however Slag used that name in Transformers Animated)" @Comrade_Yui The shortest explanation I can give is Slag the triceratops had to change his name to Slug because slag is an inappropriate word for a loose woman in the UK. But the members of the Dinobots have never really increased before Slash the raptor came along. "@GenghisKhatt It comes from a place of wanting to help, but yes, there's a reason being an egg is supposed to be a past-tense thing." @MikkiGorman Babou!! I want Slash to be retconned into G1 completely. Never again shall the Dinobots be featured without their female raptor member who was absolutely there just off-screen the entire time. "You've heard of being visibly trans, now get ready for: Visibly trans with tourettes syndrome. The trickster goddess that clearly runs the universe has a cruel sense of humor." "At least the actual doctors, nurses, and people at the check-in desks are cool. My preferred name is listed as Kat so there's no confusion. I'm a tran and they're cool with it, thankfully. But all the other patients? It's a crap shoot." "It's 100% old people is the problem. Yes, I'm one of those transgendereds you heard about on Fox News. Go away." I know I'm visibly trans but does literally the entire waiting room at the eye doctor have to stare at me? @spacetwinks It's already happened unfortunately... @E1io @rCharlotteSmith Is this podracing? "Basically I'm wondering what would happen if a bunch of TERFs were forced to face their ideology's clearly flawed belief that trans women don't experience life as women in any way. The backtracking would be legendary, I bet." "Thought experiment: Imagine a cis-passing trans woman gained notoriety for, let's say being sexually assaulted by a famous actor. Something tragic related to the fact that she's a woman. Let's say a bunch of TERFs came to her defense, then MUCH later found out she was trans." @deathpigeon @TransEthics @TERFblocker I'm actually happy to see one of them adopt the term rather than call it a slur. It literally describes their entire platform. "@TransEthics @TERFblocker Because otherwise this is either a juvenile semantics argument (do you prefer ""non-trans""? Somehow I doubt that), or you somehow wish to believe trans people literally don't exist." "@TransEthics @TERFblocker For some reason it's the denial of ""the cis label"" that irks me the most. Don't dance around it, hon. Say ""I prefer the term 'normal'"" like we both know you mean." Why do tankies exist "The fact that I can't yet take my kitties to Mistress's is bumming me out. It'll be soon, but not tonight. Binx is purring up a storm but I'm going to have to leave him for a couple days. D: https://t.co/uBkMOXLQID" @AberantShard Thanks lol What can I say? I never give up if I think a person is honestly willing to learn. @rCharlotteSmith Most people are honestly "@BlazerBluejeans That's keeping me from fully agreeing with you DESPITE the fact that yes, they are objectively bad. I can't wear my ""modern/weird art defender"" and ""film student wannabe/massive Star Wars fan"" hats at the same time in this particular instance." "@BlazerBluejeans I like weird art. I especially like when people do a great job of defending weird art. I like hearing unique opinions, especially from someone as well-spoken as Harris." @forivall https://t.co/OhqkkAho9t "@BlazerBluejeans I don't know his reasoning. I just know A) He likes the Star Wars prequels and seems to delight in reminding people & B) You can justify just about any opinion in art if you explain yourself well enough, as I said." "@TransEthics Oooh a new person to block. If I was interested in starting shit, I think I'd reply with my new favorite Luke Skywalker quote: ""Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.""" Oh shit he is Is The Spoony One still alive? "@BlazerBluejeans Harris seems to delight in contrarian opinions, but he's smart about it and realized in art you can justify just about any opinion of anything if you explain your reasoning well enough. And like, he's not wrong." @Farnsworth135 @forivall Yeah I didn't see it. Thank you for the clarification though. @Farnsworth135 @forivall Correct. They believe we are not women and use feminist trappings to justify their belief. It's all bullshit. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I thought Farnsworth135 was the throwaway account, and that your main account was older, but that you were keeping it secret because of problems with a stalker. I have no memory of being approached by you with an alt, nor blocking you. What name did you use?" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I doubt your account is on that list, honestly. But I would like to know if I've blocked your other account? Not giving me a straight answer is worrying me. I hope you can understand why." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall It takes suggestions from trans people (with proof, usually in the form of tweets they've made). TERF is short for Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist, though TERFBlocker blocks anyone who's transphobic even if they're not pretending to be feminist." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall (and sorry, I meant ""the only way I could've blocked someone,"" not ""couldn't""" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall If that's the case, it looks like you're growing as a person. I won't reblock you. But I'd like to know if that sounds like a possible explanation to you." @Farnsworth135 @forivall That's not an answer to the question I asked. My concern is that TERFBlocker earmarked your account as being transphobic. That's just about the only way I couldn't blocked someone without knowing. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I recall you saying that. I'm sorry. But I only blocked ONE of your accounts, and now I have NONE of your accounts blocked, correct? This clarification is important to me." "@CiaraTheBraid I've seen it not work for others. Like it'll crash and only post some of the thread. But that's not a great reason not to try it, so thank you. I'll try to next time." "So, here's the full picture: Woman who's probably grossed out by my very existence suddenly has me coming up to her, shaking her hand, then offering my name before awkwardly correcting myself with a more feminine name. Don't think her view of trans ppl was much improved :P 4/4" "The glaring didn't stop. I think she was uncomfortable with my trans-ness. I later learned she's a family friend (whom Mistress doesn't care for), not a family member thankfully. I also offered my hand for a handshake when I introduced myself which feels grossly masculine. 3/" "I did just sort of... appear at this get together of mostly family members, so once I was a bit more comfortable I made a point to introduce myself: ""Hi, I'm [deadname] I MEAN KAT."" I haven't even thought about my deadname is MONTHS. 2/" Funny/embarrassing Christmas story I forgot to share: Christmas Eve night was spent with Mistress's extended family. One of the guests there was a woman who was glaring at me all night. 1/ @Farnsworth135 @forivall I don't know who you are or what account of yours is a throwaway. I use a website that automatically blocks people who are identified as transphobes. If I've never heard of your other account & yet I still blocked you I'd like to know because it suddenly paints you in a bad light @Farnsworth135 @forivall There's another one of your accounts that I blocked? "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I have no doubt that to you it looks like I flew off the handle. I'm doing my best to educate. Sorry if I overwhelmed. You expression a genuine interest in learning, so I gave it my all. You asked me to unblock you, after all. :P" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall We don't react the way you assume, safe spaces are almost always for therapy reasons, no one has ever seriously said ""Did you just assume my gender?"" and we don't want to take anyone's free speech away. We're just trying to live our lives without having to fear for them." @Farnsworth135 @forivall You wanted education. Here's lesson #1: The EXISTENCE of SJWs as you understand them is a fabrication. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall You say ""accept."" What do you mean? Do you mean ""Don't fly into a fit of rage""? Great! I've literally never done that. Do you mean ""Resign yourself to the fact that society will either never change or if it does, it will on its own""? Then I categorically disagree." @Farnsworth135 @forivall They believe there's a contingent of people that overreact to issues they don't believe are all that important. This belief hinges on the existence of an invented strawman. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall There's a reason I asked you to define accept. I have reason to believe you're from a corner of the internet that trades in words like ""offence"" & ""triggered"" & such. They also use words like ""accept"" in similar ways." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall Define ""accept"" Do you correct people who misgender you? Or, if that's too embarrassing/stressful (if is for me to), do you at least WISH you could? Society changes b/c people fight for that change. Politely correcting people when they misgender you is a good way to fight that." @Farnsworth135 @forivall I didn't say you're trolling me. I don't think you are. @Farnsworth135 @forivall It's called subtweeting. It's usually considered pretty rude. I'm being rude by doing it. I just needed to vent my frustrations. People don't need to know it's about you. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall You're giving me a LOT of small clues that tell me that you're new to all of this. Using terms like ""obsessed"" ""offence"" ""triggered"" saying you had to get over being misgendered at your job, suggests you think the issues we're discussion aren't that important. They are." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I would caution against using the term triggered flippantly. There are still people who need that term to not JUST be a joke to both political sides. Your advice is appreciated. I unblocked you because you're right, we do need to stick together. But I wasn't being irrational." "I just... can't figure them out so I can't stop replying. Which makes my troll alarm go off, but this is some high-level trolling if so." You can look at my recent replies to see what I'm getting at. I MIGHT paste it all together with their name & avatar removed & share it if we ever stop. "My age of 30 surprised them. Yet at no point are they actually arguing with me? Like, is this an ultra-smart bot? Probably not because I blocked them yesterday and today @'ed me in a discussion with a mutual asking that she tell me they were sorry. Seems too complex for a bot." "Low understanding of what's considered polite vs problematic, a strong desire to be educated, yet also implying that my severe SJW-ness (my words, not theirs) means I'm young & ""obsessed with internet culture.""" There is... an indescribable back & forth I'm having with a trans person. @Farnsworth135 @forivall I'm not at all offended if you think of me as younger than 30. I'd love to be younger than 30. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I'm ""obsessed"" with trans issues. That's most of what we've been talking about. You seem to be implying my behavior is juvenile or at least reactionary. I thought you wanted education?" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall The internet is different than your job. The interpersonal interactions are not really comparable. What do you mean in this case by ""offense""?" @Farnsworth135 @forivall 30. Why. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall ""A bit much"" usually has a negative connotation. 25k tweets isn't that much. ""I'm just making a statement"" is the kind of concern trolling rhetoric I would not expect from an ally. I won't block you again. I'd like to move on, though." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall That's... pretty new. I've been out as trans for over a year (which is also very new). It just seems like there needs to be clarification often in this discussion. If everything I've said you already know & understand, then my mistake, never mind. We're cool." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I feel like all I've really done is nitpick & criticize almost every reply you've made and I'm sorry for that. Honestly it comes from a place of education, which you sound sympathetic to. It's obvious you're new to all this & I want to do what I can to help you understand. 💕" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall I understood it as a joke because of the tongue emoticon, yes. But what I (and likely @forivall) was doing was attempting to explain to you why the basis of that joke isn't an assumed conclusion." "@FauxPup So whenever I see a bio like yours, I see ""girl"" and assume that the person probably won't yell at me for using she/her. Doesn't mean those are absolutely their pronouns, but I think there's an understanding as to why I went with them." "I don't really have a great ending in mind for this thread. Just musing on how I've had to deal with being visibly trans in more public settings. Not my most interesting thread, I'll admit. 4/4" """Hey I'm Kat, female pronouns please."" Of the cis people I've done this with, 100% of them were super cool with it. There is definitely an ""OH you're a tran I've heard of those"" kind of air in the room for a second, but yes I am trans so let's get that awkwardness over with 3/" "Outside that space though, if I'm meeting someone who it's necessary to share my name with, I also will try to remember to give pronouns. It's not completely habit yet, but it's also not as embarrassing as it might sound. 2/" "I sometimes go to a local trans meetup. The understanding is, when it's your turn to talk, give your name, your pronouns, and if people at the meetup can say hi to you outside the meetup (sometimes people need to stay in the closet for their own safety). 1/" "@norintha I have a small group of mutuals here who I've interacted with enough to be certain of pronouns. Beyond that, I always double check." "It's not a perfect analogy because one's bio is technically hidden if you don't go looking for it. So maybe it's just because I'm trans that I have this expectation (the person in question might be cis, I don't know BUT I CHECKED HER BIO TO MAKE SURE)." "Like, if we just met each other on the bus, I don't care if you use they/them since I'm visibly trans and honestly you're doing better than most people. But imagine if we met on the bus and I was wearing a ""she/her"" pin clearly on my shirt or something. Come on." "This is something I've never encountered before because of how rarely phrasing like this is used, but I just had someone QT me and use they/their pronouns for me. I'm not in the minority for always checking bios when I need a pronoun, right? I feel like that's a fair expectation" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall The only thing listing pronouns does for certain is label you as likely left-leaning politically. If you want people to be certain you're trans, the only way is just to say ""trans.""" "@Farnsworth135 @forivall Not always. I have a mutual that lists her pronouns and she's cis. Ideally listing pronouns SHOULDN'T be just a trans thing, and in my case because of my personal experience with it, I don't ever assume that." "@Farnsworth135 @forivall Btw, when we say ""make it obvious your trans,"" you could also just put it in your bio. I don't have my real face as my avatar, you'll notice. Try looking at other trans users' bios for some ideas, if you want to make that aspect of your life known to others." @Farnsworth135 @forivall That's totally valid. You're not by any means required to out yourself as trans. But not doing that means people won't know you're trans. There's no solution to this problem that doesn't have a downside. You just have to make a personal judgement call. "@Farnsworth135 @forivall As a trans woman I don't have the time or patience to educate everyone. But you'll notice I DID try to do that, to the point where you have a half-assed apology. That's usually where the lesson ends." @itsviviactually Same here actually lol "@Anarchanti I'm actually incredibly nostalgic for Mario 64 for example, but Ocarina of Time is just a better game (though I'm also nostalgic for OoT) And Majora's Mask is contender for The Best Game imo" "(And I meant franchises, not the actual characters with those names, on the off chance that wasn't clear)" "(My vote would be Zelda, personally)" If you had to pick one "@quatoria I mean, NOW I'm gonna put stickers on them obviously!" @Farnsworth135 @forivall It wasn't so much a misunderstanding as it was the fact that you couched an apology in further arguing. An apology doesn't start with arguing that what you were doing isn't technically rude in your opinion. Just be more careful next time. You're unblocked. @quatoria The Hello Kitty stickers are particularly important. "@SquishVix Then... you retweet it, Neil. That way it looks less like you're just hilariously forgetful?" @McBedtime And what even... IS... it? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS "Some white liberals are saying Steven Bannon has joined ""The Resistance"" to which I think there's only one logical response: https://t.co/qH5LtGOZpr" @SteampunkPenny 💕😍💞 Still have all my old Nintendo Power issues. Got the sickest strats to beat Banjo-Kazooie straight from the pros! https://t.co/xwrgPvgJFC @cora_made_of Sexy~ 💕 "@FelicityWyrd @skeletonpope I'm friends with someone who's dating the guy who voices Megatron in that, lol. But yeah I heard it's awful." "@FelicityWyrd @skeletonpope I love 'em too! We had like, a year and half just recently where literally every Transformer was a headmaster. They were called Titan Masters, though." "@FelicityWyrd @skeletonpope Also I really appreciate the fact that ""They are only cars"" fits perfectly in the syllables of the original theme song." @FelicityWyrd @skeletonpope Well funnily enough we do have Transformers that are just cars: https://t.co/N5FHaqRjNr We also have Transformers that have two alt modes but no robot mode: https://t.co/78e9v44tjt Transformers are weird. @dasebeleren This is why B/R is my favorite ally color pair. It's just so mean. :P @Lookin4Serenity I think I'm good lol @Lookin4Serenity Which Harley was she? "@Lookin4Serenity Yeah when it comes to voices, the first Arkham Asylum is like a combination farewell/reunion tour for Batman the Animated Series. Batman, The Joker & Harley Quinn all had their original voices one last time." "@Lookin4Serenity Looks like Arkham City was her first time playing the character, and it appears as if she's been doing the character every since. Interestingly enough, AC was 2011, same year as DCUO, so 2011 was the year one Harley voice passed the torch to another." @spectra_belle Exactly. "DCUO was her last time voicing Harley (nearly 7 years ago), so I imagine she's retired. Tara Strong, as much as I love her, is a poor replacement. Tune in next time when I complain about Cree Summer's portrayal of Blackarachnia when compared to Venus Terzo" Sorkin was the voice of Harley in Batman the Animated Series. She was also Harley in DC Universe Online (if you are one of the 10 people who played that) as well as Arkham Asylum. Her portrayal of the character is IRONIC. https://t.co/6NbMSIQuPR "Another Harley Quinn-related pet peeve of mine: I'm sure Tara Strong has probably voice the character for longer at this point, but it irks me that she treats Harley like one of ""her"" characters like Twilight Sparkle or Timmy Turner. Arleen Sorkin IS Harley Quinn to me." @AmyDentata My favorite flavor! 💕💦 Middle school-aged me's waifu lineup https://t.co/DgWMm55Zuk "So yeah, that costume represents abuse. The only reason it looks appealing to my eye at all is because of the old cartoon. But it's an awkward piece of nostalgia." If you're not sure what I'm talking about: https://t.co/lryXXqvQe1 "She was SO DUSTY. This costume really only works in Bruce Timm's style. When it's done more realistically with like, spandex creases & whatnot I'm just reminded of what this costume has come to mean for the modern interpretation of Harley. https://t.co/kqQeLxkxGA" @jayne_pea I find this out AFTER I sold mine!? (Nah this mode wouldn't have made me decide to keep it but that's pretty nifty) "@Comrade_Yui I didn't buy it all at once so I don't look at it that way? I got them all for retail prices, I know that much. Never was into the hardcore collecting of these." *minus not minutes Swipe typing was a mistake Dusting my Amiibos before packing them away for the move! This is my entire collection minutes Blathers & Cleseste who I accidentally already packed lol https://t.co/lAWBrP1EX4 "May as well add the set to my Amazon wish list. That's what it's for & all. As always Amazon overprices its imports, but it's a good place to keep a list of shit you want either way." "@bobbyfinger A gritty film noir starring Mr. Bean, apparently." "While I would love to own an entire Megatronia, I really just want Megaempress (aka female Megatron). No one's stupid enough to break that set up, though." @theopollard01 https://t.co/YjuQo8NskU Being a girl is pretty fucking awesome imo I gotta say @vy_let Okay that makes sense lol @storm_undone Fuck yeah! https://t.co/PzKW1H6vkp Protect trans kids Hatch every egg Helped hatch an egg today 💕😎 "@vy_let Only because you said conservative and we already had this same mixup in this very thread: I'm talking about Chelsea Manning not Caitlyn Jenner. We're on the same page, yeah?" "@bunnycleric It happens every now and then, no worries." "@bunnycleric It's totally okay! I mostly agree, since I assume you meant Caitlyn Jenner? :P" @bunnycleric She's a republican? Are we talking about the same Chelsea? "@theopollard01 Nah, they'll just make shit up to arrest people. No need to award snitching in a country where the truth doesn't matter." It's days like these I start to feel really sympathetic to all my anarchist buddies. https://t.co/tybC9zNHwL There's NO defense for that. You took the names & fabricated comments out of thin air. POSITIVE comments. Comments designed to sell the idea that you're doing a good job. Welcome to early 21st century America. Love how every fucking day we're reminded how much our country resembles a dictatorship. Stealing the names of people so you can so you can claim they support the administration is not what happens in a democracy. This is horrifying. "Excuse you, eBay https://t.co/x5zytwEcFV" "@SerSkullgrin @dasebeleren Yeah, you're allowed to do that for 12 mana. :P" @bunnycleric Is there a way she's been acting that I should be aware of? @WynneOwner There are people who call her a traitor. That's what makes her controversial. I have an extremely low opinion of literally the entire military and everything it does so I'm the wrong person to ask for an unbiased opinion on that. "Always label your boxes, eBay sellers! It would have taken even LONGER to figure this out had I not wrote ""Leia Boshh"" on the box in marker." "My roommate like 3 weeks ago: Hey there was this shipping label in the printer... Me: The one going to France? Yeah that's for Leia in her Boshh disguise, I definitely shipped that out already. Must be an accidental double print, throw it out Today: I just found the box for Leia" "Okay, I guess I forgot Chelsea Manning is a controversial figure even among some trans people https://t.co/E9PVJsvNxa" @DepressedDarth This joke is somewhat chiss-appointing @DanielleSATM I do too. These two things are not mutually exclusive :P "@x24sonic You've heard of horseshoe theory, now get ready for... uh, I guess it's a ring? Ring theory?" "@AberantShard That's the hope, yes" @skullmandible Why on earth did we get a second member of a species whose very NAME was supposed to be a big secret Lucas didn't let any EU writers reveal? Yoda being the only one of a mysterious alien race is one thing. But then there's also Yaddle. "Trans memory #2,052: I have fond memories of watching the Rainbow Brite movie despite knowing it was for girls. That almost made me more intrigued. No idea if it still holds up." "Hi I'm 2am stoned Kat, nice to meet y'all" """Cisformers actually exist, they're called Action Masters"" is a joke exclusively for that microscopic Venn diagram sliver between trans people & Transformers fans but you don't just let SOLID GOLD like that slip away just because your audience is almost nonexistent OKAY!?" "@RoryWalkerEsq @PlushieCS I know. The second part to that story is when I finally watched it, I got like 3 episodes in and got bored." "I'd like to share this with everyone because it's like the hottest shit? (but yes I'll be on my best behavior, Mistress >_>) https://t.co/M4z4wVXYH1" @UnexpectedAmy Congrats! I'm so happy for you!! 💕💞 "@SteampunkPenny Looks painful, Mistress... *whines*" "@SteampunkPenny Is... is that the one with the sand glue to it, Mistress? >_<" "Somehow a porg plushie ended up on my Amazon wishlist mysteriously and in no way put on there by me because of this tweet, nope." @PinkHairedCat Omg happy belated transiversary! lol "And like, Stop N' Swap doesn't merely result in Kazooie getting to be a bird-sized dragon the whole game with infinite fire eggs(???)" For the series' 20th Anniversary we should get Banjo-Kazzoie/Tooie HD where Banjo moves like he does in Tooie & the graphics are polished up (but still intentionally blocky like Rextro Sixtyfourus in Yooka-Laylee. "This is a principle I hold very dear, so I thought I'd share it outside of the confines of the thread it's buried in. https://t.co/3LKSsKTQco" "Oh, and the roll attack was SO much better because Banjo didn't stop for a millisecond after performing one." "Banjo-Tooie was like 3 times too big (like, the physical area of any given space was larger than it needed to be) but it had a unique and endearing charm that was distinct from Banjo-Kazooie, I feel." "@PlushieCS I don't think you should feel shame. There are ton of classics I've never played. I've never owned a Playstation of any kind, so I missed a ton." @PinkHairedCat Congrats on the realization! 💕 "@PlushieCS I pride myself on NEVER making someone feel alienated for not experiencing a piece of media, even half-jokingly. It's a massive pet peeve of mine because it annoyed me out of even trying to watch Firefly for a decade because people did it so much to me." @PlushieCS https://t.co/JHVvC7Um1T "I feel a strong urge to replay Banjo-Tooie. Not Kazooie, but Tooie. That almost never happens." I'm not saying I NEED a porg plushie But I'm not NOT saying it either "@AnaMardoll I've become double trans! Feels p nice, actually" Packing up my beautiful son for the move https://t.co/rZWRewzhGU @AberantShard *offers hugs* :/ "@AberantShard I've had remarkable luck simply asking them to follow me, lol. It only failed once. Succeeded three times." @8bit_Witch But what about a ripcord-powered bass guitar? Does anyone else keep a mental checklist of trans people on Twitter you're really hoping will follow you one day or is it just me @MagsVisaggs Pretty sure most of the female Decepticons have at some point or another. But I mainly just meant the color itself :P @MagsVisaggs Rockin' it Decepticon style "@0nnes @arielmtspeaks No need to apologize, it's a fair point 💕" "@0nnes @arielmtspeaks Yeah, it was specifically directed towards trans girls who don't know they're trans yet, as that's my own personal experience (being a binary trans woman). I lack the experience necessary to give similar advice to enbies." This set is probably one of my favorite pieces in my Transformers collection. Time to pack 'em up for the move. https://t.co/pLIX3PaqwZ @Iris_Falling You're welcome~ 💕 "@Iris_Falling @Origamigryphon If you want to be a girl, you are one 💕" @XYcyberjulie I have that person blocked so for a second there I thought you were talking to me lol It's 2018. If we don't get a Marvel Legends Squirrel Girl this year we riot. @uselessneetgirl Yep! "@rwhiteruff Nothing I can really describe. It's probably just nostalgia, honestly." "Not that it's the only good Animal Crossing, but I feel like the original had a charm the others couldn't quite reach." You know what game fucking rocked? The original Animal Crossing Oh hey I'm at 900 followers! Apparently people like what I tweet or some shit. https://t.co/LeUOCelGXx "@EponymousKid Nah, I like it!" "I guess what I'm trying to get at here is at BEST ""nerd"" (and ""gamer"") was a flimsily-self-applied identity that amounted to basically liking all the same shit almost everyone else ended up liking. And they defend THAT as if being one of those erases your cishet white privilege." "A bunch of cishet white guys who felt they've had their chances at the sex they deserve ruined by feminism teamed up to ruin the lives of countless women, & eventually they teamed up with more assholes to get Trump elected. There should be no pride in being a nerd." """You can't possibly be a woman and like nerdy shit! You're clearly only doing it to get guys like me to sleep with you, also WHY won't you sleep with me!? Fuckin bitch."" This mentality is so common it's both boring and severely depressing." Like it used to be a given that girls weren't nerds. I know this because I once thought I was a cishet guy and I sure did (and do) love me some nerdy shit. Now I understand that of course there are girls who like nerdy shit. But nerd culture is insular and gatekeepy. "Not only has almost everything previously considered part of ""nerd"" culture become mainstream, but the only people still proudly proclaiming that their primary identity is nerd are so often the worst kinds of people. See also: ""Gamer""" @HaroldBatman I'm sure there's more of a plot but that's enough to turn me off honestly. @HaroldBatman It's the future where pop culture nostalgia is even more prevalent than it is now & there's virtual reality. Our author-insert is the only one who knows The Most about the 80's. Also he gets the girl in the end despite being A Nerd. "It's easy for people even today to see how entitled, privileged white dudes ruined this country & trace it back to G*merG*te, but books like Ready Player One will probably be seen as an example of just how naive we were before this all got scary and stupid." "AND it sounds like it's sexist on top of everything else. Like if this book was the inspiration for G*merG*te & the rise of alt-right, cishet white dudes voting a monster into office I'd nod & say, ""Sounds about right.""" "It's also surreal to look back & see how so many of us venerated ""nerds"" & how, if that was ever a real category of person to begin with, it's no longer considered safe to assume they're good people." "I didn't read Ready Player One back when it was new & it seemed like a ton of people were raving about it because I don't read as often as I'd like. I'm really curious what the me of them would have thought though, because the very PREMISE sounds gross & dumb to the me of today." "@Waffliesinyofac That's fair, but if they don't, at some point WiiU's will be dirt cheap." "@ownedkittyfaye I have barely any women in my family to know what to expect. My mom and dad both just had three brothers, and my only sister is technically my half sister and it shows. My mom is kinda busty so fingers crossed." @ownedkittyfaye A bunch of cis women: You won't love it if your boobs are TOO big. Me: Watch me. DD or go home imo @pumpkaboodreams Your gender is valid and authentic. *offers hugs* I'm not enby but all that sounds like the experiences enby people have told me they had. "I do want a Switch, but I'll miss the WiiU. I think this is a pretty healthy library of must-owns. https://t.co/z0De00FOCs" "@OneLameShark I mean, I'm not a cis man so I wasn't going to tell him he was wrong, but I also wasn't going to let me tell me that my experience as a trans woman is wrong either. But yeah, that sounded a bit silly." "Well, that whole back & forth may have not gone anywhere but at the very least: Achievement Unlocked: Someone cissplained to you" @pumpkaboodreams *offers hugs* If you need to talk my DMs are always open to mutuals. 💕 "@pumpkaboodreams How so, if you don't mind me asking?" @SiobhanFTB @DownhillSky They're retweeting from SecretGamerGirl as well. Glancing at their front page it really did make me question whether they're trans. Friendly towards trans people yet uncomfortable seeing something you yourself experience being called gender dypshoria? Sounds like textbook egg. @SiobhanFTB @DownhillSky Part of why I blocked them. Both of us need to disengage for our own good. "(Btw they clarified that by ""female body"" they meant ""post-transition body"" which to be fair is a female body in this context, but that doesn't make them less wrong)" "@DownhillSky Yeah I didn't want to assume he's cis but he confirms it later in the discussion (I posted it in an update). I'd say he's an egg, but he wouldn't believe it from me. Either way I'm done with him." Okay now that I know they're cis it brings a lot of context back to the discussion. I'm not interested in being talked over by a cis person about my own experience being trans that I have good reason to believe is a shared experience of MANY trans people. https://t.co/7afOq4V4ke "@Any_Elm_Idly Now that I know you're cis, I can say with some certainty: Don't talk to me about my own experience. Don't try to tell me what is and is not a normal part of being trans. What's more likely, that you or hundreds of trans woman are wrong about their own experiences? Goodbye." "@Any_Elm_Idly You're talking about cis people with female bodies? That to me means assigned female at birth (or AFAB). My tweet was careful not to include cis women, trans men, or anyone assigned female at birth. That's not who I was talking to." Btw it should go without saying that I do NOT condone ANY of my followers tracking down people in screenshots like these and arguing with them. That's why I block out the names. Often I'm just posting these to confirm I handled the situation properly. "An interesting back and forth I had about my ""if concerns about how you look is keeping you from transitioning, that's dysphoria"" tweet. Not even sure what to say about the implication that most cis men desire to be women. https://t.co/dE5Jolgt0i" "@Any_Elm_Idly My focus is on helping the people who need to transition. Taking your stance would suppress more trans people than it would save cis people, and if you seriously disagree with that, I don't think this conversation is going to go anywhere constructive." @Any_Elm_Idly I'm sorry it makes you uncomfortable. I've been hearing non-stop for days now that I've spoken to something literally hundreds of trans women have experienced. "@thorneirregular Luckily I have a new place to move in and I should be out in a week or so, but FUCK YES I will go do LEGO with you! 💕" "@Any_Elm_Idly Yes but a cis man doesn't decide against transitioning because he'd be ugly. He does it because he doesn't want to to be another gender. And if he truly, honestly WANTS to be a woman, that's a textbook symptom of gender dysphoria. That's honestly all it takes to be trans." @commiesona Darkwing Duck was famously a GamerGater. My inability to relax while stay in this house with two people who don't want me here has gone from a 3 to an 8. Anyone know why Masterpiece Bumblebee has PRETEND finger joints because I just spent like 5 minutes trying to open his hands. My brand https://t.co/A1qMvHhEGj "Between gatekeeping and waiting lists, I'm probably going to have to wait like another two years before I can have my vagina and that suuuuuuuuuucks" "@itsviviactually Mistress and I want to start something similar. A TON of trans people want to start a commune, lol. It's a good idea." I'm often astounded at how simple it would be for cis people to just calm the fuck down and let us live our lives. Especially since anything beyond that simple expectation ALWAYS boils down to comparing cis comfort with trans safety. They somehow value the former more. @norintha Omg that nets you a double hug *huuuuugs* @CaptainMieu You're a woman no matter what you choose on the character creation screen 💕💕 Is it too late to add one more new years resolution? Be kind to myself and stop letting people walk all over me. @norintha I remember you telling those stories before. It's fucking inhumane how they treated you. *hugs* @fluffy @Farnsworth135 @transscribe I try to stay up to date on terminology and I have yet to hear that calling it confirmation surgery is not cool. I think you were fine to call it that. @AnaMardoll I'm more sorry for the person they were doing that to. I don't want to name names though since it really wasn't my fight. I just couldn't stay quiet. "But even if that's not the case, this person admitted that the term self-confirmation was applicable for people with genital dysphoria. I don't know that the person I was defending had that, but I can safely say GRS was what they wanted, and that's valid, so back off." "I suppose I can see why one might think the ""confirmation"" in ""confirmation surgery"" might mean ""confirm to everyone else"" given that in many places in the world, that's the price you have to pay to be recognized as your gender, but that's not usually what people mean AFAIK?" "I understand that quite often we're all guilty of equating our own personal experiences being trans as the universal shared experience of all trans people. But this was literally just someone saying ""Here's this shitty time I had when I got my GRS.""" "They replied ""bluntness =/= rudeness"" (hey turns out those aren't mutually exclusive btw) and then apologized, but what they needed was just an ACTUAL apology, not one right behind more fucking arguing. Either way I blocked them." Protip: Don't descend into the replies of someone's story about how shitty the nurses were to them after their GRS and do this. https://t.co/Tz24sxgNZA @Farnsworth135 @fluffy @transscribe You're right. And you also descended into a trans person's mentions lecturing to them about how their personal story doesn't apply to everyone when at no point did they imply otherwise. I'm gonna block you now because you're being unreasonable and incredibly rude. @Farnsworth135 @fluffy @transscribe Fluffy wasn't talking about all trans people. She was literally specifically talking about herself. And you're being extremely rude about it. @Farnsworth135 @fluffy @transscribe Self-confirmation is real and extremely important. @SecretGamerGrrl Holy shit. Done. "@itsviviactually Congrats! I still have to pee at home, personally. >_>" Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 https://t.co/kaXxGIaGIQ "@PowerOfMelody I can't really tell you because I have every item. All I get is gold. I'm incapable of having a ""normal"" player experience because I spend too much money on the game." "Winter Wonderland 2017 was probably the second-worst batch of skins in Overwatch, IMO. Summer Games 2016 still takes the gold, though. Sombra looks cool, Junkrat is great, but that's it. The designs are sharp but I just don't love them." "*Takkun, rather. She'd be so mad if she knew I spelled her name wrong :P" "@AshBraunfell You don't have to have everything masculine about yourself, is what I'm saying." "@AshBraunfell It's different for everyone. I have fond memories of my beard. It was super long and I wanted it to be longer than Dumbledore's lol. But, once I came to the conclusion I was trans, presenting as female became more important to me." "I have to use one of the dining room chairs because my office chair broke, and Takken is pouting on the floor next to me because my lap isn't as comfy lol" "@thorneirregular @NireBryce Oh, and of course feel free to ask in public as well. It doesn't have to be DMs if you don't want." "@PowerOfMelody RIGHT!? Too many people think that it can't possibly work that way, but it does. Cis people don't want to be other genders. That should be a big clue someone is not cis." "@rwhiteruff @FreyaTail @calliecatte That's completely understandable. If the opinion of a stranger on the internet matters at all, I think transitioning would be a good thing overall for you. I think it'll be worth it. But ultimately it's your choice." @thorneirregular @NireBryce Sure! My DMs are always open for mutuals 💕 @rwhiteruff @FreyaTail @calliecatte Fat trans girls are gorgeous IMO 💕 "@NireBryce @thorneirregular I didn't discover it until after starting HRT, but Trans Twitter changed my life for the better. I highly recommend it." "@rwhiteruff @FreyaTail @calliecatte I'm weigh 260 lbs and I'm 5'11"". I know I'm not super fat or anything, but I'm chunky enough that I worried about how I would look after transitioning as well. And let me tell you it's still worht it." @thorneirregular @NireBryce It does! Thank you so much for sharing! My dream is to help as many people as possible transition. 💕 Thread https://t.co/gMorfeXgnT "@FreyaTail @rwhiteruff @calliecatte Also I would add that for many people, HRT also helps with just mentally and emotionally feeling great. It's not just about physical, outward changes, though even with those I bet you'll be surprised." "@amer1canthighs @KhazWolf @ZeraStraxus To both of you I would suggest looking into enby or non-binary genders. I'm a binary trans woman so I can't for certain tell you that's what you're feeling, but I can tell you that you don't have to pick either male or female. You can be both or neither or whatever feels right!💕" "@NireBryce But also I started getting new symptoms (like specifically genital dysphoria) only AFTER transitioning, which is part of the reason I made that original tweet. If you wait for ""real"" dysphoria you might never transition despite needing to." @NireBryce Yeah I didn't know how bad it was until I lowered my T enough to feel it. "@rwhiteruff @calliecatte You know what will make you prettier, though? Transitioning. Trust me hon, I literally have hundreds of trans girl friends. I've seen this hundreds upon hundreds of time. But I won't push it any further. It's your choice, of course. 💕" @NireBryce Yeah dysphoria is different for so many people. My therapist said just WANTING to be another gender is one of the recognized symptoms. The reality is being A Real Trans is stupidly easy because cis people don't want this. "They don't have pronouns or anything like that in their bio, but, going by their avatar, they look like they're not interested in fitting into any kind of cishet normativity. Which is honestly the only reason I replied. I don't engage with cishet bigots, but that's not them." "Had someone say my ""if you're worried about how you'll look when you transition, that's dysphoria"" was overreach. They said that's not how dysphoria works. I responded with why I disagree, but it's kind of flooring to see someone say that." "Welp, I forgot I'm out of packing tape so I guess my room shit will have to wait. It's probably for the better. I should clear out the living room first anyway. But you see how my roommate just overrides my wishes like that? Ugh." "@rwhiteruff @calliecatte An egg, in trans slang, is someone who is trans but doesn't know it yet. I don't know you (hi, I'm Kat btw 💕), but it appears your mutuals are saying that they've seen enough evidence to suggest you're an egg. You can just be a girl if you want~" @CeresSergal @Nuurbs Be the girl you know you are! :3 "@Any_Elm_Idly It's not an overreach. It's literally dysphoria. Hell, go ask a trained therapist. Just WANTING to be another gender is one of the recognized symptoms of gender dysphoria (often they want to make sure you have I like three more more? But still)." "@Any_Elm_Idly Dysphoria works different for everyone. I didn't even have what most would call gender dysphoria until AFTER I started transitioning, which is part of the reason I made that tweet. But I know it's the right choice for me because I'm still overall happier." "@Any_Elm_Idly Note that I said if it's the ONLY reason. Cis people have even better reasons to not transition: Mainly they don't want to. But if you want to: That's indication #1 you might be trans. If youre scared of how that transition will make you look, that's the beginnings of dysphoria" @Comrade_Yui That's a lot of fish 1998 was 60 years ago "@Kalindlara But you ARE super cute, cutie! 💕" @Kalindlara I bet you'd look cute af~ "How anyone could walk away from that debate & not see that Dan was the unreasonable one (like, you know, literally everyone else in the fucking discussion clearly saw) I cannot fucking fathom. It's some SJW dating game none of them played, so it must be bad & Dan must be right" "@XylariaVG Very true, but in general Giant Bomb has cultivated a pretty cool, progressive fan base despite most of their fans being cishet guys. YouTube is more public-facing, less ""just the fans"" though." "Oh by the way, DO NOT LOOK AT THE COMMENTS FOR THE GIANT BOMB GAME OF THE YEAR DISCUSSION ON YOUTUBE Just a bunch (hundreds of likes in some cases) of cishet dudes circlejerking about how Dream Daddy had no place on the list. Toxic masculinity is a disease." """You are the worst sometimes."" - Vinny Caravella to Dan Ryckert (Slightly off-mic in the background as everyone laughs): ""He really is"" - Alex Navarro" "@narcokitty404 That's not selfish at all! Some of us want to be the fighters on the front lines, so to speak. Some of us just want to take it easy and have fun. If your trans, your existence is a statement, and that's all you owe anyone." I'm getting mildly Cat Mom scared of my cats still living here and not at Mistress's. They're not in any danger I'll just feel more at ease when both my cats and me are over there. Plus they both miss me so much when I visit over there. Binx has been visibly upset. There's a section of Mistress's place that would be perfect for having a curtain separate two sections of the room. And between us we own four trans flags~ "@lampsofgold If you're asking what I mean by Trans Girl Glasses, I mean the thick frame, biiiiiiig glasses. The bigger, the better. It helps make your face look smaller." I think I want my cute Trans Girl Glasses before I get my side cut. If I'm going for the stereotypical trans girl look I should go all the way. (Stereotypical or not it's a fucking hot look) I need to get better at identifying when I'm being taken advantage like that. It's not just that I'm explaining the situation poorly to friends and family members. It's that I'm straight-up getting fucked. And not in the fun way. "This all ended up this way because I'm resented for being able to stay at home. And yeah, I should do more around the house. Like, depression can make it hard but that's no excuse in my opinion. But all that doesn't change the fact that this whole arrangement is shitty as hell." "More emotional manipulation bullshit: I pay more than half the rent. Long story as to how I got stuck in that arrangement, but it means mathematically I've been paying his rent for like two months now. The shittiest part? He makes more than either my roommate or me." "The fact of the matter is I'm still paying my way, asshole. Sorry I inconvenienced you so much by staying in my room whenever you were home and doing my best to keep to myself while also paying YOUR rent." "The plan is he's going to start this month. Cool, I hope he does. Not my fucking problem anymore. My situation right now means I make just enough to afford rent without needing to work. I'm extremely lucky to be in this situation * I recognize that. But it causes resentment." "It's especially shitty that my roommate's boyfriend is frustrated by my presence given that despite how bad I am at keeping up with chores around the house, I'M PAYING RENT AND HE STILL ISN'T." @Model_Omega Deep down she knew. But it was long enough ago she felt she could hold onto the belief that she was somehow mistaken. That she could be the progeny of some legendary hero of the past. Luckily for her she's so much more than that. "I was recently reminded of the existence of this beautiful abomination. I actually tried to find it by searching ""Bagel bites YouTube Poop"" but this predates even YTP. https://t.co/ydXoBVKaUn" @AgeofTrollbot @mikeyface https://t.co/ydXoBVKaUn "Been very slowly working my way through Giant Bomb's Game of the Year podcast. Jesus of Christ Dan, just drop it. You don't how people could be pushing Dream Daddy so hard. Move on. Dan is in some ways predictably masculine and it's kind of annoying." (The Contra one's a bit of a cheat because at this point she's liked a ton of my replies but it was attached to the Hank Green retweet so whatever) I'm starting a collection https://t.co/APqHb9L88T @mikeyface It sounds like when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Tomorrow I need to pack up as much of my room as possible. If I can actually get ALL of my stuff moved over this week it'll be good for my emotional stability. I am so done living here. It's gonna be a lot of haphazardly packed Transformers but the speed will be worth it. "I had a Jurassic World T-Rex plushie at some point, but I haven't seen it in a such a long time... I really need to look through every box after moving just to take stock of what I own. https://t.co/9x3E1hkamr" @pouchedfox Cutie! 💕😍💞 "Kylo & Rey projecting was orchestrated directly by Snoke (another detail I somehow missed the first time) which makes you wonder how theyre able to do it one more time before Rey escapes on the Millennium Falcon. I have some theories, but regardless it's more to anticipate in IX" "[TLJ Spoilers] Fun little Last Jedi bit I didn't notice until I saw it a second time: When Kylo and Rey first encounter each other through the Force, he says, ""You couldn't be doing this. The effort would kill you."" Explaining why Luke's astral projection at the end was fatal." @rCharlotteSmith In 2018 we scare the non-queers back into hiding "Gee it's almost like Rian Johnson put a shitton of thought into what this movie WAS or something. It's almost like the theme permeates every moment of the movie. Also like it's a contender for best Star Wars movie. Funny, that." But Kylo takes it one step further. He's (justifiably) angry at his elders. But we're not going to win this by fighting what we hate. We're going to win it by saving what we love. "The spirit of Kylo's message is sound. We SHOULD let a lot of the past die, especially the more toxic parts of the past, and as it turns out, a lot of the teachings of who we were told are the good guys were incredibly toxic." "Regardless of your opinion of the character, TLJ was attempting to make you sympathize at least a tiny bit with Kylo. That's why his 180 at the last possible second hits so hard. It's tragic. It makes you want to see what'll happen in Episode IX." "Honestly the fact that there's NO pause whatsoever between ""This is all stupid, let's grow beyond it"" and ""Also I should be the new leader and keep this going"" should tell you that that's an intentional thing. Rey echos the audience's reaction: ""Ben, don't do this.""" "Kylo has this grand vision of burning literally everything down and starting anew... And then he gets that whiff of power. The Jedi were wrong, but the Dark Side still exists." "[TLJ spoilers] It baffles me that people think Kylo asking Rey to join him was a betrayal of his (and the movie's) core ""Let the past die"" message. Like yeah, no shit. But there's still one more movie. We can't tie up every loose end yet. Kylo needs like, you know, an arc." @Reishyn616 I'm so happy to hear how happy my tweet has made so many people 💕 "Well I wasn't able to get to 1,000 followers before January (something I thought would be cool but extremely unlikely), but at this rate I might get there before February which is far cry from how it was looking just a couple weeks ago." Current Song I'm Really Feeling Right Now https://t.co/dez42xzLKD Informative thread about how the far right has been using the same recycled dummy accounts for various scummy causes over the last decade. https://t.co/IT5BbeSwDZ @cora_made_of I've smoked like ten whole weeds I bet my ex's boyfriend misgenders me when I'm not around. Just a hunch. @JordanPDunsmore Yeah everyone knows George Lucas tragically died in a car crash back in '89 right after finishing The Last Crusade. There is no Episode I in Ba Sing Se. @DanielleSATM Congrats!! 💕 @yrgynoidgalpal Yeah it's really hard to parse out how much of that would be happening even if she wasn't a woman but in some cases it feels VERY mansplain-y. "@JordanPDunsmore '99 was the year of middle class Gen X white guys feeling unsatisfied with their 9-5 office jobs & life in general (Office Space, Fight Club & The Matrix all came out that year). That and Episode I. :P" @JordanPDunsmore That's impressive considering it came out in 2001. :P I only remember because my dad was a huge Lord of the Rings fan and he died in March of 2001 so he never got to see it. :/ Oof. This is blurrier than I thought it was. Oh well. Still cute. 💕 Hey my eye is finally healed! I can start taking selfies again! Almost 29 weeks on HRT 💕 https://t.co/fpOAL5DOuI "Not saying this is sexist, but... https://t.co/KCI4g87DWR" "The first Giant Bomb GotY deliberation with a woman included at the table, fighting for a game that's overtly feminine is NOT the year to be doing this. Remember when Austin was like, ""Invisible Inc is GOING ON THIS LIST, dammit"" and y'all were cool with including his baby?" "It's fucking hilarious how Dan is really just trying to say, ""But... it's a dating sim!"" without actually saying that. Just fucking deal with it, Ryckert. At least one person has ""their"" game they fight for inclusion on the list every year. Even Vinny agrees it's a good game." "@nolapfau I've tried. I won't give up, though." "@norintha Giant Bomb started as basically an offshoot of Gamespot, so I imagine they're just continuing GS's way of doing it." "@norintha GB is kind of the first regular GotY thing I've given a shit about, so no I don't remember the September limit, lol" @norintha I didn't know (or forgot) that you listened to Giant Bomb stuff! I feel like no one I know is a fan of theirs. I still haven't finished listening to their GotY stuff. Thanks for avoiding the spoiler of what's at #1. "There's no overt sexism at Giant Bomb, I don't think. But it's great that they finally have a female crew member on the site finally. Adds some much-needed perspective. And now I want to try Dream Daddy which is cool." "And like, neither of them are actually talking about that elephant in the room. Abby is just like, ""It's REALLY good game"" and Dan's all, ""But this is the TOP TEN and I just don't see how it hangs with the rest of them.""" "It's interesting hearing Dan Ryckert with Abby Russell about Dream Daddy's inclusion in Giant Bomb's Best of 2017 list. It's a fascinating microcosm of how certain genres in games that are deemed feminine are considered less important than the more traditional, masculine stuff." "@deathpigeon Like what does a ""starter wage"" mean? Where are you starting? Abject poverty? Why is THAT the minimum?" @deathpigeon Why do they think minimum wage was designed with teenagers in mind? Apparently they're assuming at some point in the past lawmakers became very concerned that teenagers without bills or very much responsibility shouldn't make less than a certain amount. "Oh hey the messy nature of this break up/move out probably means my Takara Legends Fortress Maximus will never have part of his head crest again, wherever the cats hid it. So that's like several hundred I could've gotten on eBay that really is gone." The evidence that Arin Hanson is an egg is so frustratingly circumstantial but there's so much of it. It's frustrating because it's not some complicated thing to being trans. Just 1) Desire to be a different gender & 2) Admit that you're trans to yourself. He's got step 1 down. "If you're going to shatter my relationship with my brother, completely abandon me at the end of it, then ask me not to hate you, the LEAST you can do is move a mattress your own damn self." @norintha *huuuuuuugs* I'll just leave it for last and then not come back. I still have some debt to pay off with her (long story) so I'll be sending those in the mail. I really don't want to see her again if I can help it. "In light of this realization about how awful my ex is, since she wasn't sure if she wanted to keep the bed I no longer need, and since she's clearly so invested in having me out of here as fast as possible, I'm not doing shit with it even if she wants me to trash it." @HexWitchCirce Thank you *hugs* "(And that was ""THANKS a lot bitch."" Too angry to type)" @Yung_Batshit It's not so much finality as it is a new beginning! @Kalindlara *hugs~* I have a big heart. I have to stop letting people shit in it. "But the end result is: She basically wants to drop me completely (even as a friend) after I showed the slightest ability to leave. And this is AFTER she forced me to make my brother feel like I disowned him/possibly hate me. Like, that's a lot, bitch. Love you too. Fuck." I just can't hate people. That sounds like a weak humblebrag but it's NOT a positive attribute at ALL in times like this. "What's so scary about realizing this is I don't see her as a bad person kinda? Like, she's not a monster in most other ways. She's NOT selfish or controlling in other realms of her life. I'm sympathetic towards her. But like, of fucking course people are complicated & nuanced" "My mom, sister and Mistress all agree on the fact that my ex-fiance was bad for me. Like, she was very controlling in ways I'm still having trouble seeing. But nights like tonight make it pretty clear. She's pretty selfish and emotionally manipulative." "@Yung_Batshit No need to apologize! I'm glad my tweet is making people feel things, especially if it leads more people to transition. 💕" @ADirtyTrans *takes all the hugs* @NotEvenDreams Right!? Thank you. Luckily I have until the 28th to be out of here completely so I have more than enough time to move everything. Could be worse. 🤷‍♀️ "@Yung_Batshit I mean, if you're implying you've often thought about wanting to be a girl, then it means you feel like a girl. :P 💕" "So it's like, not only did I push my brother away to the point of not speaking to me for over a year now, but I did it by taking the side of a woman who ended up doing the same bullshit to me, Ugh. 10/10" "Anyway, this means I was right to feel uncomfortable about her boyfriend. If there's a god, she has an ironic sense of humor because this is the SAME shit that happened to my brother a few years ago, where my then-fiance didn't like him living with us and pushed him out. 9/" "See how fucking easy it is to emotionally manipulate me? We already agreed we'll probably never hang out again after I move. We don't hate each other, but we're not friends. Just easier to stay away from each other while I move, I guess. 8/" "I don't like confrontations. This shit ain't worth it, especially not for her. So I just said it's no big deal and that I understand. ""Thank you. It means a lot to me that you don't hate me over this."" That tugs at my heart strings. Suddenly I don't feel mad, but guilty. 7/" "But the result is she ""can't help [me] with things that [I] should be able to do on {my] own."" Which like, sure, you don't owe me shit I guess, but that's horribly shitty after promising me you'd help me move when the time comes. 6/" "A few hours after moving all that shit, I just got a monster text from my roommate explaining that I make her boyfriend uncomfortable. NOT because I'm trans, before you go assuming that. It's because I'm lazy and unmotivated and am bad at keeping up at shared roommate tasks. 5/" "But like, Penny's van can fit a lot. Neither of us really mind having to take some extra trips on Thursday when we were planning on taking some stuff up anyway. 4/" "In her mind, I can just store whatever I can't move to Penny's in time in my room, but there's no fucking room in here. That's why I was originally planning on moving my room stuff FIRST. 3/" "Despite my protesting, mind. I kept saying, ""We don't have to move this stuff yet, I have until the 28th"" but we just kept moving. Because she's buying a new mattress on Saturday, she wants the living room cleared before then, 2/" "So how's this for annoying: I wanted a hand sorting out with storage tubs were mine and which were my roommate's (who for context, is my ex-fiance). This quickly morphed into her helping me move ALL my shit into the living room (minus the stuff in my room). 1/" "@MagsVisaggs @JohnDellaporta I lived and breathed 80's nostalgia stuff when I was in my teens. I was born in 1987. Not my fault the 80's had some cool shit. (And the Transformers movie is unironically fantastic, unlike Space Jam)" @XylariaVG Crystal was 2001 if memory serves. "Oh and I guess I forgot to add this part: The male fursona I tried making I never really felt connected to, which effectively meant I was a funsonaless furry for like 15 years. Never bothered making another one until after I came out (Lara the bunny, seen in my avatar)" "Then again, I used to ERP as a girl for YEARS. We called it cybering back then. Maybe that's why I thought it was perverse. It was often only explored in a sexual way." I do wonder now though if it wasn't some deep part of my subconscious that was afraid to hold the idea of me having any kind of female avatar at anything but arm's length. This also played into character creation in video games. I didn't allow myself to make female characters in games until I was in my mid 20's. Getting too close to that concept felt like I was doing something perverse. 15-year-old me wanted a fursona but I only ever tried making a male fursona. It never occurred to me to use a fursona to experiment with different gender expressions like it does for so many other trans people. @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/LOGz2Q0lJZ "New transphobe to block, everybody. https://t.co/cK24a7jdz8" "@Kalindlara It's really just speculation. They're a fictional character, so we can't ask what their pronouns are. 💕" "When talking about Sheik, what pronouns do you use? I guess it requires knowing more about that particular Zelda in Ocarina of Time, but I tend to lean more male pronouns? Sheik is a guy, and Zelda could totally be trans (whether she knows that yet or not)." @norintha I think it works the other way 'round too since I'm not shy around you at all :P "We had the 20th Anniversary of Pokemon back in 2016 because Pokemon hit Japan first in 1996. Localization was way more in-depth than usual, hence the longer wait." Games that turn 20 this year (based on US release dates): - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time - Banjo-Kazooie - Pokemon Red & Blue - StarCraft The Game Boy Color also turns 20! @spectra_belle @Kalindlara @gdiClaire https://t.co/u7e2h4pZRt @gdiClaire My brand "Oh and like, hyper proportions. Just sign me up for all of that." "@QueenJobber Knots are 10/10, 100/100 👍" "Hope my new followers like furry porn, because I'm kind of a slut for that stuff." Goddamn I love @SteampunkPenny so much. It's so nice to feel so cared for 💕 "@pouchedfox @Wolfennar Confronting your gender, basically giving a name to your demon, in many ways makes it scarier. It's completely understandable so many eggs do their best to deny it." "Between teaching my phone the word ""het"" and the word ""get,"" swipe typing basically never guesses right when I want to type ""her.""" "@AmazonChique Year of the dog, and it started with a full moon. Just sayin'" @alienbooti Congratulations on your new revelation 💕 @sepiascribe Goals @Sabriality Lovely Rita~ 💕 My follower count is finally higher than my following count!! Thank you to all my new followers! Hope you like super queer content~ @yourgirlmelt Yeah that was my first impression of you haha. But I still followed you! I thought it was funny :P @nataliereed84 She's my new favorite character thank you @dasebeleren As a huge dinosaur nerd this makes me extremely happy "@KentabooRex Heh, I use one of those too. SO helpful in keeping up with meds" @PassionTentacle Be the girl you know you are~ @tentacleTyphoon @F_for_Frostie It's the best choice you'll ever make. Being a girl is pretty fucking awesome 💕 @ownedkittyfaye Such a good girl~ You must make your owner so proud 💕 "@tentacleTyphoon @F_for_Frostie If you want to be a girl, you already are~" "@ArgyleLoL If you want to be a girl, you are. It really is that simple, hon. 💕💞" "@yourgirlmelt This was hilarious, thank you 💕" "@gdiClaire Yeah that post is showing up everywhere. It's huge on Facebook too. They kept my name on there so I don't mind too much. It's netted me a ton of followers, so I can't complain lol" "Starting the new year off right with genital dysphoria. Kinda never went away since the first time having it last night. Awww 2017, you shouldn't have~ (no really)" Was able to spend 4 whole days with Mistress but I miss my kitties so much. I'll be seeing them tomorrow & I should be able to move them over here soon. 💞🐺 The big thing right now is setting up the cat run so they have safe haven from Mistress's dog on case they don't get along. Basically there's a good chance I'll be living here in as little as a week or two~ 💕💞💘 "Once I get my computer, cats, and a few other essentials I'm basically set to move in. My old roommate gave me until the 28th of January so we can just take boxes of stuff over at our own pace." Had a lovely new year's eve with Mistress. We spent the later part of the day setting up our new living space at her place. Our first taste of our life together. 💕 @Neko_Veil Most trans girls hate their body hair. I know I do. :/ "@DamienGranz Thank you so much for that perspective. As a binary trans woman, that's the only perspective I know, so inputs from enbies are always appreciated 💕" Okay actual 2018 resolutions: - Draw more - Try to table at at least one convention - Get my name & gender legally changed - Be queer as fuck @cora_made_of This is my new favorite gif lol "@_electrocutie Soon! But as I understand it, as long as I've been on hormones for a year it's a pretty quick procedure to schedule & perform" "I don't have much of a new year's resolution so much as a new year's promise: June 2018 I'm getting my orchi, dammit" @upandoutcomic Omg congrats!! 💕 @terrian1337 Honestly same and I'm the one who wrote it lol @AliceAvizandum omg Alice you're so clearly mad like furious even unlike this person who's keeping their cool "Well here's your problem! Got a penis where a vagina should be! I don't know who you had work on all of this, but you got ripped off!" @mosswyrm I hope that's not in store for me I found out last night my nail polish is glow in the dark. Like five days after putting it on. @Cutie__Paw The mental benefits of HRT are still worth it. And honestly my standards for what I find beautiful changed SO much without testosterone in my system. It really is worth it. 💕 "@Josieraiderfan Doing better. Not perfect, but better. 💕" Don't feel too bad about never realizing it. I just had this eureka moment myself. But that's literally dysphoria. You feel discomfort being reminded of the disconnect between who you want to be (who you ARE) and what you look like. "If you're under the assumption that you're a cis guy but have always dreamed of being a girl, and the only reason you haven't transitioned is because you're afraid you'll be an ""ugly"" girl: That's dysphoria. You're literally a trans girl already, hon." @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/mWXijtXPwX @Frances_Larina If I'm not mistaken there's research suggesting that's it's a real thing for trans people. "@Comrade_Yui It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie!!" Had to censor who I was allowed to fucking talk to just to keep her friendship and all it got me was her hurting my friends. Hell half that hurt was caused by ME while defaulting to her side for who the fuck knows why. "There's still a part of me that loves her. Not romantically, that never had a chance. But as a friend. But I know she's not good for me. And goddess knows I probably offered very little to her" Been emotionally manipulated by a friend basically since meeting her months ago and I don't even have the spine to block her I'm a fucking garbage human being for taking her side @adampowers Same @adampowers Supposedly trans women who have had bottom surgery experience phantom pain less than cis men who have had comparable surgeries wts slightly used cock to a good home @CaptainMieu The pain is real I don't... I'm not usually super dysphoric about my dick but it really hit me all of the sudden This FUCK this sucks "You've heard of phantom limb, now get ready for: phantom vagina" Goddammit I want to rub my pussy what's this cock doing here The Phasma fight in TLJ was 1000% pandering fanservice and nothing more and I loved every second of it. And yeah she's still one of my favorite Sequel Trilogy characters. If Boba Fett earned nearly 40 years of adoration for just looking cool I feel justified here. @AliceAvizandum Tragically relatable content @cora_made_of User-created chat rooms with optional voice chat. Good for voice chat while playing PC games and for filling that void in your heart that AIM left. TO BE FAIR I'd sing a love song to myself if myself were Tabby Manx. "Introduced Mistress to ContraPoints tonight with her newest episode. She liked it! Halfway through the song over the credits I decided to end it. In agreement Mistress said, ""It's very self serving. I mean she's singing a love song to herself.""" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/fQKkHrD9mY @KelliMariella Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the very definition of hell. @AllisonGrey I don't think I've heard the term slash used regularly since the mid 00's @rCharlotteSmith But you're like the best cat girl on this hellsite @SyntheticX I'll let my friend know thank you 💕 "@Cutie__Paw I wish I had an answer. I'm right there with you, though. :/" @Cutie__Paw Same. I get really discouraged when I see artists that just have the desire to draw all the time. :/ @ADirtyTrans Good to know thank you so much @TrancewithMe THANK YOU You've practically saved a life here seriously Does anyone know if estrogen in patch form (as opposed to pill) can cause stress/panic attacks in individuals prone to such things? Literally actually asking for a friend. "@FelicityWyrd You mean the kid you shows up in the second act and has no understanding or stake in the plot whatsoever? No, it's not him." @CeltThulhu Hey same! :D TLJ didn't have a protagonist. It had several. Much like ESB. Episode I also didn't have a protagonist. At all. Just so we're clear. "@FelicityWyrd Someone (no need to @, but he's somewhat Twitter famous) was like ""lol you think there's a protagonists"" in response to someone saying the protagonist in TLJ is right-wing. It's like... calm down, the takes from both of you are weird." @Comrade_Yui Yui I'll never undetstand your taste in Star Wars and that's okay. Luv u 💕 https://t.co/nlTrxPL9vi "@RoryWalkerEsq All he does is deflect and talk over people who criticize him. So yeah, pretty likely." @ShasOFaiz @der_Grobi @RealDorianDawes @RoryWalkerEsq 💞 "I'm not really ready for the ""Who even needs protagonists?"" level of Star Wars discourse without some good explanations backing it. There's really no need to invite defense of the prequels while defending TLJ." @petercoffin That's an odd defense of the movie. Protagonists are pretty cool. Storytelling & all that. "@RoryWalkerEsq Does he realize this is the same fucking ""Now's not the time"" argument GOP gun nuts use after every mass shooting?" You just fucking know Film Robert constantly pats himself on the back for being a good ally. I will bet money he does it weekly at least. @norintha I don't. Just real mad. Privilage bubbles are bad. Denying you're in one is worse. CLAIMING YOU'RE LEFT OF CENTER while you deny your bubble makes my blood boil. I seriously looked up to him for nearly a decade. https://t.co/Hd6zmmGXEz "Someone stop me from @'ing Film Robert to chew his ass out for being a shitty eugenics-loving, liberal-ass ""ally"" that talks over the less privileged." @RealDorianDawes Yeah i can't stand Film Robert either. "@ShasOFaiz @RoryWalkerEsq What I wanted to say, what I was comfortable risking the unwanted attention over, was to call him out for inviting dogpiling onto Rory. But he removed it so whatever the fuck. Not like his White Cishet Ally ass will listen to me anyway." @RoryWalkerEsq I want to say something but I think he deleted it? @RoryWalkerEsq That's fair. @RoryWalkerEsq I'm mad enough to try. I really shouldn't. @RoryWalkerEsq Oh and you have shitty opinions on the Spider-Man movies. "@RoryWalkerEsq You're a privileged cishet man and have shown you're unwilling to take legitimate criticisms from queer individuals about your privilege. That puts you in line with alt right fuckheads. I know you won't listen. But please, continue pushing away queer fans." "@RoryWalkerEsq Seriously fuck him all the way. Hey Bob, I'm pretty sure I only have you muted not blocked: I was a fan of yours for damn near a decade before you scared me off with your creepy eugenics shit. I'm queer. I'm further left than you. You're a shitty ally." @RealDorianDawes So happy for you! lol @RoryWalkerEsq True. As a trans woman I just want to be allowed in the Gerudo tribe lol @ADirtyTrans The word I found wth a bit of googling was parthenogenesis? "Actual canon states that the way they've even able to maintain their race in the interim is by wedding non-Gerudo men, but the far more fun explanation is by simply adding the word ""cis"" before the word ""man"" in this line of dialog. https://t.co/DDKQIKCaC6" @Lessons2history @alvietron It's a happy saphhic episode that weirdly stands apart from the series otherwise depressing/gross fare. """You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic!"" https://t.co/JePzHzZjvS" "@MattyFranklyn Thank you! For future reference, 41183 was the answer. Says it there on the left. Each LEGO set's number is unique. They've literally had over 40,000 different sets." @MattyFranklyn OOH WHAT SET NUMBER I WANT IT 💕 @TransTwill Yeah I'm still wearing similar stuff but it is good to keep in mind. Look at this handsome boy I met at the pet store today!! 🦎 https://t.co/WzSEKp5eGp "@AmyDentata One of the many, MANY reasons queer sex is better lol" @TransTwill Okay I GUESS that's an acceptable reason lol :P "@the_moth_reborn Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" """Ah yes, 5 pairs of underwear I'll actually use, and one for extreme emergencies I guess"" Every time" It'd be great if my butt was angelicly immaculate but we're all mortal. Darker fabrics help. They look sexier too lighter underwear makes no sense. But seriously though why does light-colored underwear even exist. @MattyFranklyn He's also a Sheikah so that's cool @MattyFranklyn OMG I LOVE THAT LIL' TROLL FREN @AliceAvizandum COICIDENCE?! The truth is out there 👾 "@kiwinerd That's up to you. If you sincerely think that differentiating between sex & gender helps you communicate your gender, that's fine. I would need a convincing argument as to why it isn't a good thing to fight for for trans people in general, though." Did not expect to wake up to this is all I'm saying (not that I'm complaining) "Sometimes when you go on a little tirade about an important trans issue using someone with 10k followers as an example but taking care to block out their name, they'll still find out and if you're lucky, they'll apologize and net you like 10 new followers from the exposure, lol" "@DrSprankle Thank you. I scribbled your name out because I wasn't trying to put you on blast or anything, but since you found out anyway I appreciate you taking the time to say this." "Thank you. I scribbled your name out because I wasn't trying to put you on blast or anything, but I since you found out anyway I appreciate you taking the time to say this. https://t.co/YrX7iKwDQ4" "@Cutie__Paw I think it's extremely important to be able to share in these experiences for that shared sense of comradory, but taking care to exclude or alienate as few people as possible is equally important imo" "@Cutie__Paw Jyst requires a small shift in language. ""Trans girl culture is"" rather than ""Trans culture is"" Still runs the risk of sounding like you're excluding those who don't share the experience, but that was true anyway." @protozoetrope (If I QT a QT it doesn't show the original tweet which I felt was important context) "@protozoetrope Yes, but it's this addition that troubled me. We do this shit all the time: https://t.co/x1SCKqP2TL" @HexWitchCirce @Eerookah I definitely have. It ends now. @ADirtyTrans MOOD https://t.co/zmawksskcv https://t.co/TH5HIxxUuY "If you're my doctor, AMAB works just fine. If you're my friend, AMAB works there too. If you're just some random asshole: FEMALE, thanks. You can just deal with the discomfort that brings you, Sharon. Not my problem." "That's the logic even some of our ""allies"" are working under you can just fucking feel it." "I guaran-fucking-tee you there are countless liberals who think they're the best allies in the world yet will whinge at the idea of a trans woman like me saying both my gender AND my sex are female. ""But how do we... you know... signify you're not, like, a REAL woman?""" AMAB & AFAB are terms that allow people to talk about bodies without the need to keep sex & gender distinct terms. Insisting gender & sex are not the same is only a step away from gender essentialism. "@HexWitchCirce AMAB & AFAB are much better terms to allow people, both cis & trans, to talk about bodies without bringing sex/gender into it. There might've been a good reason to differentiate the two terms at some point but I'm afraid the transphobes have ruined it for the rest of us." Fuck this has got me pissed. That tweet was retweeted by a trans woman I follow!! It's blatant transphobia couched in progressive language to make milquetoast liberals feel like they did their good deed by retweeting. FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUCK THAT "My gender: Female My sex: FEMALE Like seriously explain to me the functional difference between those two words. HINT: It's because cis people demand to be the arbiters of gender. Maintaining a difference between sex & gender let's them keep ""sex"" exclusively for themselves." "Differentiating between sex & gender is a really sneaky & sadly all to common way to dehumanize trans people so you can go ahead & NOT stop conflating the two, thanks. https://t.co/l4iaGu1bMx" "@narcokitty404 ""You're suggesting a population consisting entirely of female animals will... breed?"" ""No, I'm simply saying life, uh, finds a way."" I wanted to make it a parody but the original lines are already gay and relevant." @Lessons2history @0LilFlower0 OMG MY GAY HEART 💕💞💘💖 @cora_made_of It's okay 💕💞 @Lookin4Serenity Yeah I was like 30% joking. I'm sure there's more to it than that. I do not care to know. Safeword. Honestly most of my discomfort probably comes from that Nerd Writer episode about it. I hadn't even heard of it until then. Specifically his description of the episode where the girl has short term memory loss and gets endlessly emotionally tormented by a live audience. The closest equivalent to the flavor of upset I'm feeling is a bit like if you told me there was a show where you watched kittens slowly die. It's like a 5 on a scale where kitten suffering is a 10. "This isn't a rule I'm going to jump down anyone's throat for or anything, but seriously just thinking about Black Mirror really upsets me. I don't need further explanations for its existence. Thank you for your responses." @cora_made_of I appreciate your attempt to explain this to me. I don't think I'm going to understand it on any level. @upandoutcomic Holy fuck D: I should be more careful tweeting rhetorical statements with implicit questions that I don't want answered. Can't get too mad since I almost asked for it. "@cora_made_of I... don't think you mean catharsis-free despair. If you do, I understand the appeal even less." "@CosmicConure Nerd Writer's explanation of how it's tragedy with no sense of any kind of justice is what turned me off from even trying to watch it. Tragedy is fine. Blind, unfair emotional torture, while realistic, is not something I'm interested in." @CaptainMieu I used to watch his stuff in another life. Last time I saw him was the ContraPoints steam where I realized how much I had grown as a person & how much he hadn't. I don't understand why people voluntarily subject themselves to that. https://t.co/8L4eiBnLvz @deathpigeon @hipsterpelagius Coughlan's a weird one because he's ostensibly still left of center unlike the other YouTube atheists that turned bad yet he's got that edgelord freeze peach thing going on. Hey unless there's more saphhic love stories with happy endings I am 1000% uninterested in the new Black Mirror season. In fact hearing hints about it just makes me feel uneasy. @XylariaVG I'm somewhat alarmed that we need a name for that What's swatting @ownedkittyfaye @rCharlotteSmith You shouldn't touch what isn't yours~ @rCharlotteSmith So lewd~ @funfettiKitty why even are men "@Ulexar Internet is not required, no." @RoryWalkerEsq Haven't played since BfZ but I've heard enough about these three sets to know you'll have fun :P @norintha @CatJudgement Echoing what Jen said. It's important. @pocket_magick @SteinsChoice @Lil_UnicornGirl Pathetic piddle paddle is a great way to put it lol "@SteinsChoice @Lil_UnicornGirl You no longer speed along at like dolphin speed. It's the show ""kick your legs a bit"" human-soeed swimming. You only get the super fast exhilarating swimming when you're using the electric shield thing that costs magic. The zora swimming WAS one of my favorite things..." @Lil_UnicornGirl It's the best Zelda game IMO. But they nerfed the Zora swimming so I weirdly prefer the N64 version @Miss_Xhiel Anal peer pressure :P @XylariaVG We got people worried about confederate monuments when actual important history is being erased @XylariaVG RIGHT?! Giving Ruto a fin top was such bullshit. Her bare fish tits were extremely formative for 11-year-old me. I weep for the new generation and their lack of fish boobers. https://t.co/8UZZC71Wrt @KeilidhSays This is me and my kitty Binx 💕 @emuchaton I fucking love how sensitive HRT has made my skin~ "@queer_queenie I don't get it either My best guess is it's a safety measure against surprise milkshake ducks Like ""Why did you retweet them?!"" ""It was before I knew they were shit""" @aliceincamera But Alice You're gorgeous Checking out the profile of a new follower and I just.. https://t.co/S07x6AM0so @aliceincamera I reflexively looked for loss Awww Alice is in Twitter jail and made a point to follow me back on her alt account~ S'like my mutuals love me or something https://t.co/9YefZvIJ9g "@rCharlotteSmith Fair, but the GOP doesn't seem too concerned with laws these days" @rCharlotteSmith Trump's word is about as good as his hair piece "@Kalindlara I am legendarily subby, it's true 💕" "@Miss_Xhiel There were a ton of people there All the cool people were taking dildos up the butt And, well When in Rome" Had a dream that ended with me taking a huge dildo up my butt how's everyone's morning Banging on a trash can Drumming on a street light @SecretTrashlyn https://t.co/npULIICX44 @voltcatfish https://t.co/PU7ZSAoKM2 I love y'all & don't deserve you 💕💞 I have more than one mutual with <1k/>10k following/follower ratio & they all somehow put up with my thirsty ass Girlcocks 🌈 In my mouth~ Okay getting this high just made me horny this was not my intent I swear https://t.co/GS0yT7rSBM @BootlegGirl https://t.co/h19p0JR6e3 @cora_made_of Same ugh @00d4n1 Can confirm I do this quite often This thread goes places https://t.co/Ub9OP5mMPP @aliceincamera you didn't already Alice this is subbing 101 The term fuck buddy is such a cishet thing. Try being queer. The sex is better and all your friends are probably DTF. Subs love pizza so much because they always have toppings send tweet @4xol__ I want you to know I spent a solid 30 seconds carefully considering this Jedi are space wizards Sith are space warlocks @Comrade_Yui @norintha All you can eat buffet of whatever food you want or can think of @norintha @Comrade_Yui Petition to redo today except everyone just gets their sexual desires fulfilled instead @Comrade_Yui THAT BINCH @ADirtyTrans Hear fucking hear I'm gonna get as high as humanly possible just fyi "Mistress is having a stressful evening too. Unrelated to my other friends who are having a shitty night. So yeah, fuck today." @Comrade_Yui She sure fucking is A polycule I know just fucking imploded and I've been comforting one of the members of it. That's not the only emotionally stressful thing that's happened to friends today but it makes for a nice icing on the depressed day cake What is in the fucking air today? Like everyone I know is having a fucking awful day. "We were mutuals because I thought they might (MIGHT) be grappling with the realization they might be non binary. Which like, my heart goes out, but no, I don't feel comfortable giving my phone number out to a cishet man I barely know." Self care is blocking someone I've barely interacted with for needing emotional support but insisting it'd be over the phone "A moment ago I retweeted a tweet before fully reading it saying that Stan Lee ruins every scene he's in. That in no way represents my views. Lee needs to live another 95 years to ""ruin"" hundreds more scenes. The parties responsible for that retweet have been sacked." It's so sad that @SUBWAY loves subbing so much since I think they're still single? We should hook them up with @dominos @danikaroseraven I *DO* have a sudden urge to buy lots of shoes... @SteampunkPenny Thank you Mistress~ They're so smooth now 💕💞 @quatoria Hoops are the right of all sentient beings @HaroldBatman Ridiculously small. Pockets in name only. I look amazing in them But like The pockets I was warned of this but Just Why Bought my first pairs of girl pants today!! 💕 @u373737 Omg congrats!!! 💕💞 @AmyDentata Big mood "One of the MTV pages posted a short video interview with Karen Gillan about her role as Nebula in Infinity War which is extremely relevant to my interests. I watched it, then when to like & retweet it but another promoted tweet had taken its place. D:" Why do promoted tweets disappear before I can retweet them @Comrade_Yui That must be it @DownhillSky *huuuuuuugs~* "I don't believe in astrology but I'm pretty sure Saturn is like stuck in Uranus or something because it feels like my entire social circle is in a sour, depressed mood. I wish I could give y'all hugs (assuming you'd like one of course)" "@CareBearCase I'm probably the wrong girl to ask, but one can never be too horny on main :P" @Baronesa1980 It wasn't a cow. The alien was purposely designed to look a bit gross. But yeah I guess the reaction has been overblown @emuchaton Can I help? @Josieraiderfan Thanks 💕 @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber @rCharlotteSmith Titty bit tit tito boops @ChaKatKimber @rCharlotteSmith Boob beps @rCharlotteSmith Tit bits @queermel Yeah if you wanna be boring about it @emuchaton Same honestly @emuchaton Do Do you like who you follow? Asking for a friend @MagsVisaggs I'm happy to hear she's thrilled! It is pretty fucking awesome ngl @MagsVisaggs Omg I definitely need to see the new episode don't I @NoahIsBig https://t.co/TAPQPAF0f3 @NoahIsBig It is lol @NoahIsBig It's like this tool that plucks a bunch of hair at once @DanielleSATM Yeah and not even the good kind of hurt D: @Allicrombie I could use one~ @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/U13gUmf8NW Mistress used an epilator on my right arm and while it hurt a ton I'm so smooth now~ (Left arm shown for comparison) https://t.co/BFXBEg5Cpb @emuchaton Ironically though this is wholesome content @lunt2203666 Through Twitter? Not much :P @quatoria It really does~ @AshKallie That's very true. I'm such a painslut I get needy sometimes tho :P @lunt2203666 Small world! So am I~ 🌈 "Feeling thirsty, high & subby af rn If anyone wants to think of an excuse to beat me I'm all ears 💕💦 https://t.co/6h1L6XgyVt" @FelicityWyrd That's a great way to put it @collar_made_of Totally. I've had a transformation fetish since before I even knew or cared was sex was. "@collar_made_of It's so extremely relevant if you're an average trans girl or egg, I think, lol." "@collar_made_of And no. Boys. Allowed. So lots of TG, heh" "@collar_made_of In order to like, more around & stuff, she can possess people, which also means as long as she keeps updating her body, she's effectively immortal. Her gardens are filled with people turned to stone, her castle had people turned to furniture." "@collar_made_of Enjoy~ I couldn't find where he tells the story, but the backstory was a wizard's apprentice that got turned into a girl then turned to stone. She takes out her revenge of TF'ing anyone who steps foot in her castle (that she stole from the wizard)." @collar_made_of I mean it's positively ancient. Naga used to be a big name in TF communities. Not sure he is anymore. @collar_made_of Sounds a bit like the setting Naga of Naga's Den created. (warning: some 1990's-ass web design below): https://t.co/NcpDT9gWTy @cora_made_of Welcome to the club! 💕 @Lookin4Serenity Jesus! Glad you're okay at least O_O @AnaMardoll Hey an ultra rare exception to the old adage about how if an article asks a yes or no question the answer is always no. "Gentle reminder that, because I occasionally post some NSFW material, if I find out you are under 18 you will be promptly blocked. No exceptions. ""18+"" has been added to my bio to make this explicitly clear." "Like now I really want to just move everything computer-related to Mistress's so I can take stock of what still works, clean what needs to be clean, etc. Just do it all at once. Her place isn't quite ready yet though." "So in addition to my computer being too dusty, now my computer chair is all bent to one side and probably needs to be replaced. All my stuff knows I'm moving and is trying to make it more complicated for me lol" Ugh. My computer is dusty enough that almost any amount of Overwatch play is too much for it. Getting it out to dust it is such a pain and I'm going to be moving in a month anyway. Uggggggghhh @aliceincamera Is sitting on someone's face considered normal? Because I'd love to help wherever I can~ "@quatoria She's an important part of my life and so is my family. They know about her out of necessity, basically. But I call her my girlfriend to simplify things." @anirban_82 @anxietystxoxo @ContraPoints An egg is a trans person who doesn't know they're trans yet. "@Drommels_YT Transgender. When used in like, tags for fetishes in an erotic story or comic or something like that, it basically means someone's sex/gender is going to change. Often it'll be a man turning into a woman." @skeletonpope Are you still taking applications~ "Me, talking to my mom about my D/s poly relationship with my Mistress (""""""girlfriend""""""): Yeah we're not... really talking about marriage. Mom: That's good. It's too soon to talk about that. Me: Yea i guess that's technically correct..." "Despite having a nap earlier, being awake at nearly 4am feels gross. If I'm awake past 4am or sleep in past noon I end up feeling so gross. Not groggy (although that too sometimes). Just like... ""What have I become"" kinda gross." @Drommels_YT https://t.co/BQqTp1fIjK @TheBigLoaf Yeah sometimes we do that since sometimes it works :P I gave the best apology I could while admitting I don't know how I hurt her. Told her she didn't owe me anything. Wondered if it was a misunderstanding. 24 hours or so later she has yet to reply or block my alt account. Ball's in her court. I've said my piece to her. "So, small update on the friend who blocked me: Twitter lets you contact people who blocked you on alt accounts, so I reached out to her through DMs. Among other things I mentioned I won't try contacting her again because doing so in the first place is rather disrespectful." @spectra_belle DM'd you :/ I remember reading a Fiction Mania story where some friends gain powers and one of them uses his powers to sloooooooooooooowly change into a girl And it's like I really hope that author obtained HRT cause like Honey they just make that You should have some @deathpigeon That happened to me recently too. :/ "Don't Use ""Woman"" as an Adjective: The slightly less-known sequel to Don't Use ""Female"" as a Noun" @XylariaAD Yeah :/ "Like seriously, guys: You get to live out your ""non con"" TG mind control fantasy right here, right now in the real world. They make pills for it. I took some just this morning." @Waffliesinyofac It's funny because it's true :P """Awwww, you think you're a boy? Well too bad sweetie, you already admitted to wanting to be a girl. Too late now~""" @SukebanAxxx https://t.co/FSjzDrwka6 "Not only should we tell eggs that if they want to be a girl they are because it's true, but also because pinkpilling subby boys with TG/mind control fetishes is like the easiest shit" @cora_made_of Reminded me of one of my favorite things I've seen on Tumblr: https://t.co/BLCPoWS9ic Got a solid 14 because I just can't give up lycanthropy and pot parties. https://t.co/fELIZIBq8p "@cora_made_of ""I'LL QUOTE MINE LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO ENJOY SHIT""" The sequel https://t.co/XUpVbPVESq @FreyaTail Good point! "@uselessneetgirl ""I am Mean-3PO, human-cyborg fuck you.""" @SatanaKennedy Sub feels~ "@ZJemptv Love how a lot of men say women are incomprehensible mysteries, meanwhile they pull shit like this. Men don't make sense. On any level." "@uselessneetgirl But they were interesting, right? Blind Force Monk Guy & Snarky Robot were two of my favorites. I mean, I know their names because I'm a huge dork, but didn't you find them fun? That's really my only point with this thread." "So while I hear people complain about Phasma & DJ in TLJ, or the somewhat weak characters in Rogue One, I consider that just More Star Wars. With a movie every year, we're gonna get the occasional new character that doesn't get to shine until a later sequel (ideally). 5/5" "This is why I really liked Rogue One despite it being a film with pretty weak characters. Despite it feeling like we barely got to know these characters, most of them were really entertaining and in some cases, enigmatic. 4/" Boba Fett & Darth Maul are obvious examples from their respective trilogies too. They're sort of nothing characters plot-wise but you're just drawn to them from a combination of their costumes/designs and the actors bringing them to life. 3/ "Benicio Del Toro's character in TLJT, DJ made me realize this. Plot-wise he does so little, but he's SO fun to watch. I hope he's in Episode IX. Gwendoline Christie's Captain Phasma is the same way. 2/" One thing Star Wars is really good at (even in the prequel era) is having characters that are immediately fascinating. You instantly want to know more about them the minute you meet them. 1/ @SatanaKennedy Tag yourself I'm Anna "For some further ultra-nerdy details on where our heroes are at by the end, the shuttles that took them to Krayte could hold a maximum of 60 passengers. The Resistance is sadly down to no more than 360 people (though likely less than that)." Take fucking 3 for that last post. Typos made while stoned just never end. "The First Order still has the upper hand, so Dark Middle Chapter and all that, but it's perhaps not as bleak as you might worry without knowing more about The Supremacy." "Which means while the Resistance might be down to a small enough group that can fit entirely in the Millennium Falcon, they were able to wound The First Order's resources pretty substantially. That's not COMPLETELY clear from just watching the movie imo so I thought I'd share." **TLJ SPOILERS BELOW** Apparently the Supremacy (the ship that Holdo destroys with a hyperspeed jump) was the mobile headquarters of The First Order (it's why you see them making ships in it) with a crew of *2.2 MILLION* "Star Wars is the perfect fictional universe make everyone queer, because fuckboys can't claim that's ""unrealistic"" since everyone is an alien (even the humans). Literally all of THESE humans are all queer. Sorry, fake nerd boys," @hipsterpelagius @ChronoHellFire Yeah they borrow a lot of stuff from Legends but have been putting their own spin on it. Han & Leia having a dark side kid was a Legends plot point too. "@DanielleSATM My intention was they would recast her just like they're recasting Han. Make it about her adventures between Episodes 3 & 4 (which I believe we've seen some of in Rebels, but I'm sure there can be more to tell)." @NeitherNora Absolutely 100% "@ChronoHellFire She'll probably be in Solo, honestly. Or maybe we'll get a comic starring her. There was too much implied history for the character to do nothing with her. My preference is a super gay Princess Leia movie, is all, lol" "@ValTheSpiderQ Really I just want more lesbians everywhere, but in space is one of the more entertaining options. 💕" "@CatJudgement They're all in their 40s. It's the same people who made the Plinkett Star Wars reviews, but for whatever reason when they get super nerdy it's fine, when OTHER people do it it's other the top, and that's what they're parodying here." @ValTheSpiderQ Same tbh Joke: Leia is hetero Woke: Leia is pan @NoahIsBig Said rabbit-esque fucking doesn't have to be any more graphic than the fucking we know Han will do in his movie. :P Hey isn't it great that we didn't get a Christmas episode of Best of the Worst like we normally do but instead got this horse shit? https://t.co/GT9tKk7oKw Hey how about instead of a Han Solo movie or whatever the fuck we get a Princess Leia movie where she pals around the galaxy with Admiral Holdo but also they're incredibly gay for each other and fuck like rabbits @cora_made_of Mmmm thank you~ 💕 @00d4n1 how are you so cute @WynneOwner Hi there~ @PowerOfMelody omg thank you!! 💕 @TheR3dPainter Thanks Arik! 💕 Is there a name for the trope where a shitty movie has a really good score? https://t.co/DCaDfiVdnc "@SteampunkPenny Yes, Mistress 💕" "@SteampunkPenny @Etsy Oh... this is going to hurt... I'm a little wet, I'll admit >_>" "@EkoEsoteric Aww, thank you! 💕" @smolbakanaomi Thanks! "(My right eye is still healing from surgery, hence the slight blood)" @u373737 Thank you! 💞 @XylariaVG Awwww thank 💕 Also got my eyebrows waxed at the salon too! 💕😘💞 https://t.co/x5GfNUICb9 Got my nails done at a salon & everything~ https://t.co/tsM6IeWKle The trees in Mistress's front yard are gorgeous today! ❄🌳❄ https://t.co/9tgvfqY9eN @HaroldBatman https://t.co/ZPbGgNCClk @rCharlotteSmith Fuck yeah! Living the dream 💕 @Comrade_Yui (More to the point I saw it again tonight) @Comrade_Yui It's the spark That'll light the fire New personal ranking (favorite to least favorite): 1. Empire Strikes Back 2. The Last Jedi 3. The Force Awakens 4. Return of the Jedi 5. A New Hope 6. Rogue One 7. Revenge of the Sith 8.The Phantom Menace 9. Attack of the Clones @Xaosopher Reduction in muscle mass also contributes Saw The Last Jedi again tonight. It's official. I've done a complete 180. This might be one of my favorite Star Wars movies. "@HaroldBatman If you're used to a body that's gone through a testosterone-based puberty, having an estrogen-based HRT will make you run less hot" OKAY IT'S OFFICIAL HRT HAS MADE ME LESS RESISTANT TO COLD ❄❄❄ @MattyFranklyn Love how in Hyrule there are no humans. Only elves. @alvietron I'm gonna be honest I thought that was a dick for a second there "@deathpigeon But did he do half the shit the Bible says? And I don't mean the magical stuff. The benign stuff. Is our best account of him accurate otherwise? If not, the Jesus you speak of is functionally just some random asshole." @KelliMariella Omg you're one of the most gorgeous girls I know fuck anyone who misgenders you D: @0xc0ffea Candy-coated kitty chocolates is what we like to say our dog thinks they are :P @Nascentransgirl You're right. Thank you. @NoahIsBig I'm sorry. :/ *offers hugs* This sounds a little victim blame-y but I don't know any other way to view the issue. @NoahIsBig Yeah found out last night but only after realizing I hadn't seen a tweet from her in a while so who knows when she blocked me. "You know, I'm still sad about that friend that blocked me. But like, she didn't even attempt to explain to me what I did wrong. Maybe I did honestly hurt her. But I can't know that, so I have to move on." @elysianechoes Hush :P I love my Mistress @SteampunkPenny more than anything in the world 💕🎄💞😍 @cora_made_of I JUST want Widowmaker to speak French to me while she steps on me OKAY?! "Mistress: Are you sore this morning, baby? Me: No, you're gonna have to try harder next time Mistress: Oh? Me: I... can't believe I just said that..." @JordanPDunsmore @NickKnack20 It does. Hollywood tries to avoid pissing off one of its biggest markets though "@AshKallie Ugh, 13th Doctor please save us X_x" "Gonna be meeting up with my family today at 2 so everyone can meet Mistress. I'm a bit nervous, but also excited 💕🎄" "Christmas Eve was pretty awesome. Got some weed from Mistress, met her extended family which was fun, we watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2, then beat me until I was red 💕😍🎄💦💞" @AshKallie Oh fuck does the Christmas special suck that hard this year? D: @JordanPDunsmore @NickKnack20 It was. It required some pretty heavy editing and reshoots to fix it. @ZJemptv You're on Tumblr? I had no idea. I never use it anymore but I used to use it a ton. I like to joke that Tumblr turned me trans. :P "Mistress had to punish me tonight. I've been being a bit bratty again. >_> I was shown a new level of subspace, to the point that I finally understand aftercare. I thought I understood it before. NOW I get it." @SatanaKennedy Living the dream~ 💦 @ADirtyTrans Of course! Consent is sexy~ 💕 @valeriehalla It's not the shell on the outside that counts It's the shell on the inside 💕🐌 Woah woah woah I am not nearly high enough for Christmas Eve I have a crush on @ExistentialEnso 😘💕 https://t.co/XMsSqORsgq @ADirtyTrans Why do I get the feeling there's about to be a VERY lucky girl or two? :3 (Will there be further pictures? 💕) Good thread about Star Wars & destiny https://t.co/dXfrxO7cwB @valeriehalla Goals @MagsVisaggs Guinness was the only one who saw the potential of the movie. He understood the spirit of it. His contract gave him a sizable percentage of the profits. His belief in the film payed off. My 2017 lol https://t.co/XH0XzjDXxo @deathpigeon Awww thanks Vikky lol 💕 @KitsuneAlicia @norintha @TransitionL83 @deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith @Cosmos_Cookie @HexWitchCirce @Th3_Pink_Bunny @cora_made_of @gwen_no_fear @ExistentialEnso @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith @Lessons2history @AliceAvizandum @spectra_belle 💕 @FauxPup Sure let's go with that :D @ADirtyTrans Hopefully~ @NoahIsBig Sexual assault "@norintha @TransitionL83 @deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith @Cosmos_Cookie @HexWitchCirce @Th3_Pink_Bunny @cora_made_of @gwen_no_fear @ExistentialEnso @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith @Lessons2history If I skipped anyone's name it was because of the character limit and nothing more. I've met so many great friends here you can't even fit into 280! Oh, and @AliceAvizandum & @spectra_belle: I didn't think it was proper to wish you a Merry Christmas, but I love both of you too.💕" "Merry X-mas to @norintha, @TransitionL83, @deathpigeon, @Captain_V_Smith, @Cosmos_Cookie, @HexWitchCirce, @Th3_Pink_Bunny, @cora_made_of, @gwen_no_fear, @ExistentialEnso, @Triclinia, @rCharlotteSmith, @Lessons2history & so many more. I love you all! Sorry about your notifications" "7 months ago I wasn't even using Twitter. In those 7 months, I've met a lot of people on here, many I consider close friends. I even got to fly out & visit some back in October! My life has changed for the better thanks to all of you. Thank you." "@HarrisonLaine @direhellswan I only knew her through Twitter, unfortunately." "@direhellswan If anyone out there is friends with her, I would just like to know why so I can apologize properly. I don't assume anything will come of it. I just want to do the right thing." "@direhellswan Not really in a very festive mood anymore. I mean, @'ing a bunch of people would have messed up everyone's notifications anyway. I hate to know I hurt a friend. I'm going to miss her." Was composing a tweet to wish a bunch of friends a Merry Christmas. Going down the list of people I've talked to on DMs. Got to @direhellswan & realized I hadn't seen her name on my TL in a while. She blocked me. I want to assume she had her reasons. Wish she talked to me 1st I hope Max Landis is having a terrible Christmas @emuchaton @er0hime Real talk though if someone wants to domme me by forcing me to be a Christmas tree that's kinda hot @emuchaton Sleigh balls @00d4n1 You're adorable and I love your shirt! 💕🎄 "@Miss_Xhiel That's good to hear, thank you." "@Miss_Xhiel Why would less click the artist if it was a re-upload though? Granted, the why doesn't matter if that's the case, it just seems counter-intuitive." @Miss_Xhiel And I've tried to find the source on other art you've re-uloaded & came up short. In those instances there's nothing I can do. I consider that a moral gray area I'm not trying to put you on blast. You seem like a great person. I'm happy to be mutuals with you. Sorry for all this "@Miss_Xhiel What I will say is, when I find art I like on twitter that's been re-uploaded from the source, I follow them. But to be fair, when it's re-uploaded I track down the source and still follow them, so linking directly to their Twitter as you're doing probably works." "@Miss_Xhiel Please understand I find re-uploading morally reprehensible. I've had to take a few long deep breaths before composing this tweet. But I don't have a good argument against what you're claiming. You're the one with 3k followers, not me." "@mahoushoujoIa I give re-uploaders at least the benefit of the doubt initially. Didn't know who the artist is? Okay. Still shouldn't have re-uploaded, but I get it. Once you've been told though, if you dig your heels in we might have a problem." @Miss_Xhiel So then quote tweet. "@mahoushoujoIa I will say that if no one can find the source, I'll back off. Still technically not cool, but what can you do." @Miss_Xhiel But why not just retweet? I don't understand the reluctance to give the views directly to the artist. @Miss_Xhiel Thank you. @Corgi_of_death @PlayOverwatch https://t.co/3HhcfKZAgm "I will always, always, ALWAYS tag the artist and link to their art I see someone re-uploading. If I don't know the artist, I'll reverse image search. As an artist it's the LEAST I could do. https://t.co/rxT0sPR9ry" @Corgi_of_death @PlayOverwatch 1. Voice training can have surprising results 2. It's the 2070's so they might have a surgery that has a much higher rate of success than we have now "@Miss_Xhiel This particular re-upload really stings because I personally saw @SakimiChanArt upload this literally just yesterday. I know you didn't mean to, but this hurts the livelihood of artists. https://t.co/JivxaQdFDE" "@KHLazarus @AliceAvizandum Maybe for her own species. Less so humans, though. :P" Unexpected result: I can feel the difference when I inhale through my nose. It's pretty nice. My roommate got me a nose hair trimmer for Christmas! Fuck yeah! tfw a Weird Al song from 1986 is relevant in 2017 in the worst way https://t.co/kj2RypUQG6 Current mood https://t.co/FP1Q2LvFud @Nascentransgirl https://t.co/QMep0FaE1w @cora_made_of You're cute 💕 @NeoJacobiteNY They never sit on me tho :/ @AliceAvizandum Shit you're right they're both relatable @AliceAvizandum I too am a mean green mother from outer space I also like to eat the rich we have so much in common @Untangled_Rose I've been shaving for like half my life and I've never had it on my upper lip. D: @Redcarder plz don't put blurays in your DVD player you'll be disappointed with the results @siobhanbjorknas nah @KentabooRex Living the dream~ "Today on Katlyn's Twitter: Kat learns what ingrown hairs are. No, I seriously have never had them before." @Videowl_ Blegh. Thank you. @KelliMariella Will do @QueenJobber Maybe? I never get ingrown hairs is that what this is? I don't even know that this shit is. The left half of my upper lip got bumpy while I was shaving. Hope this is a one-time thing. SUPER COOL of my facial hair to start doing this out of nowhere after shaving last night. Gonna be meeting Mistress's family tonight. Oh well. Not like they don't know I'm trans. https://t.co/7khRzolOww If Santa were real he'd give us all the bodies we deserve "@Rae_Cosmos @Kitty_Cosmos @CallipygianQT This is cutest, coziest picture I've ever seen 💕🎄" That one testicular cancer PSA that Deadpool did except for the sequel he makes a point to mention/include trans women. @queermel https://t.co/iq4OPMsDdD @Videowl_ Aww you're sweet. Thanks! 💕 "Not to go all diva on y'all but I'm just 48 followers away from having my follower count > my following count~ It's silly, but important to me >_>" @DiracDrynx @tacobell @TacoBellTeam Get two knives and try doing a chopstick thing maybe? ;/ "@Sabriality I feel like if it were me I'd have, I dunno the news or SOMETHING on a TV off-camera so I have something to look at." Hey @PlayOverwatch I appreciate this confirmation but if you wanna make like a more formal announcement we'd all love that. @KitsuneAlicia @fktransmisogyny Oh shit I didn't get it until you said that. Love it! I actually... I kinda wonder about that. I don't know if I am or not... You heard him https://t.co/fuSoR6LIxg @kadybat Are you me? I've been slowly selling off my 11-year-old collection but I can't part with the Beast Wars stuff and I can't resist new BW stuff either >_> "@Fran_Girl21 @fktransmisogyny You're absolutely right. I was specifically addressing the fact that the vast majority of cis people don't even understand what constitutes transphobia, though, which is a deeper issue that we need to solve." "Don't argue with us, LISTEN. Unless you TRULY don't give a shit, in which case you should still shut up & sit down. What difference does it make to you if we think you're transphobic?" "There are assumption you have about gender & trans people that we, as trans people, have spent a LOT of time thinking about." And I KNOW FOR A FACT that the asshole who MOST need to hear this will never listen to me. It's endlessly frustrating & symptomatic of the same problem. "Hey weird little fact that might seem counter-intuitive: If you're cis and you feel tempted to say ""I'm not transphobic,"" in response to being called that, you're wrong. ""But what if--"" No. That what if will never happen. We don't just call you that for no reason." @RadicalRobynett Fuck him. I reported that tweet for you. 💕 "@RadicalRobynett ""I'm not transphobic but you're a freak"" is peak Clueless Cis" "@DanielleSATM I can't stand those people. They're completely missing the fucking point of film, but that's a personal pet peeve of mine and they're entitled to an opinion In barely understand." @DanielleSATM Well that's another thing. I have zero interest in sports. :P THAT'S all the justification you need to make to me. Even I know how impossible it is to watch sports without TV. @DanielleSATM I know. And that's a real problem with the current streaming industry. Cable isn't on demand and it has commercials though. I'd sooner just live with YouTube and nothing else. @DanielleSATM And I can't live with commercials. "@DanielleSATM I don't really understand why anyone still has TV. I know those people exist, but I don't get it." "Wow no Home Alone on Netflix either. I know it's not exactly up to Netflix which licenses they can acquire, but I feel like if they really pushed to make sure they had as many holiday classics as possible during December that'd be a solid plan." @emuchaton Aaaaah~ 👅 (I'm not at all religious but I couldn't think of another character to use to make this Simpsons reference work :P) "God: It IS getting better for trans people over all though, even if it doesn't always feel like it. Me: That's good! God: But TERFs are a thing. Me: ...Can I go now?" God: Now that you've figured out your gender you'll be a much happier person! Me: That's good! God: You get dysphoria for life tho Me: That's bad... God: But you're special! Only like 1% of the population! Me: That's good! God: But a TON of people want you dead. Me: That's bad... "@AndyPriceArt I gave you all the clues, Mr. Policeman" @emuchaton Oh hey look it's me literally every day. "So here's a question: Why on earth is the Easter Bunny considered male? You know, that secularized symbol of fertility? https://t.co/6LFyZVurUT" "I always assumed that Lock, Shock & Barrel fed the Easter Bunny to Oogie rather than taking him home. The little shits would get a kick out of it, it saves time, & Oogie is always hungry." "@CiaraTheBraid My dad took me to so many movies as a kid. I saw El Dorado in theaters, but after my dad died in 2001 the number of movies I could make it to as a 14-year-old dropped significantly. Saw Treasure Planet on DVD ages ago and loved it. Still want to see Atlantis at some point." "A better term for these movies would be ""cult"" or ""lesser known."" But not underrated. We upgraded The Iron Giant from underrated. Let's catch up with these other ones that were tired examples years ago." "Okay I'll admit Sinbad is underrated since even as a huge animation fan I've never heard of it. Those other three though? They're just ""rated"" now. Have been for a solid decade among animation fans. https://t.co/f6CGmkWBHL" "I meant to type Finklestein, but I feel this typo is an improvement." "Dr. Kinklestein, apparently: This whole ""create a daughter out of spare parts"" thing is a fucking train wreck. I should try creating a WIFE out of spare parts." Who's the guy in Kentucky who calls Jack Mr. Unlucky? Whatever happened to him? Why is Jack making a point to torment some rando in Kentucky? @XylariaVG Hey I know cuties when I see them And I see a cutie 💕💞💖 Really wish Muppet Christmas Carol was still on Netflix. BUT Nightmare Before Christmas still is so I can't really complain. https://t.co/fC8YnHGolV @XylariaVG Cutie!! 💕😍 Listen to this little purr puddle 💕💞 https://t.co/IZmFULDI7H "@NoahIsBig To be fair it was less that we were all HSM fans & more that there were regular live performances of the songs from the second one (I think?) at Hollywood Studios where we worked, lol" "@NoahIsBig When I worked at Walt Disney World in the fall of 2008 whenever I'd ask my co-workers what time it was they'd without fail tell me ""Summer time"" :P" @gdiClaire Same @probskaleb @anarachykitten @queermel That doesn't surprise me at all but it's good to hear. Thank you. @SallyTinyTits @emuchaton I was just about to make that joke dammit :P @RoryWalkerEsq However I've found I'm weirdly immune to the uncanny valley effect so I might just be weird in my ability to not be bothered by CGI humans. @RoryWalkerEsq I have an incredibly keen eye for CGI. I notice it. I also notice that Gollum is CGI. And Caesar the ape. And Davy Jones. And Jar-Jar Binks. Roger Rabbit isn't even CGI & I buy him. 30 years of CGI effects have taught my eye to just accept CGI characters. Same deal here. "The laziest transphobic argument on the planet is ""How will I explain this to my kid?!"" I dunno it's your fucking kid. How did you explain all the ACTUALLY traumatic truths of life like death & suffering? Being a parent's tough sometimes, isn't it? Not my problem." @RoryWalkerEsq He doesn't even look that bad. It was a neat trick. I was explaining to Vikky how frog DNA was justified in the Jurassic Park book. This bozo came in 8 hours after both Vikky & I showed at least some amount of expertise on the subject. Certainly not less than this rando. "I might just be in a bad mood, but I'm pretty sure I was just mansplained to. https://t.co/r5RxzYrajV" "@Anarcish @deathpigeon I know. I'm a cladistics nerd, and I already explained to Vikky how the book justifies it. Archosaur is literally my favorite clade. You're seriously coming in here 8 hours after the fact to explain to me something I already know?" @lavendragon_ I know that feel :/ *offers hugs* "@lavendragon_ I bet they do, if I had to guess." "@Iron_Intellect It's just the old man in a dress trope. I'm not here to go all SJW on you, but it's a thing. No worries. 💕" "@Iron_Intellect I love Tobias despite the kiiiiiiiiinda transphobic thing with Mrs. Featherbottom so that has to count for something, lol" "Will Arnett's portrayal of Vernon in the recent Ninja Turtles movies is a big part of the reason I like those too, actually." "All of the characters in Arrested Development are fantastic, but I get most excited when Gob shows up" @TransEthics Oh fuck you can actually read this two ways: - The reflection is your true self - They're in a pretty deep dysphoria slump and see everything they DON'T want to see but their gender is still real (though you need to flip which one is the trans man & which is the trans woman) @TransEthics https://t.co/9Zag8ZxwCR "@buttstown In my experience the ""annoying vegan"" trope isn't an actual thing. It's just a bunch of non-vegetarians feeling like they're being judged when they're not. And I'm not even a vegetarian." "@actuallyasriel My friends and I will often quote him without even thinking, then kind of to make up for it say, ""It's a real shame J*nTr*n died.""" "I cannot FUUUUUUUCKING wait for my muscle mass to decrease to the point where my shoulders look smaller. Few more months, hopefully." "@Lookin4Serenity Nah, I'm pretty sure one's political and social beliefs need to be considered before calling any of that """"""hate""""""" @bulbafren But I said boobie statues! @bulbafren There are literally only three The rest are action figures :P Don't get me wrong I have some boobie statues of my own but I don't know that I care to watch a review of one? https://t.co/ie0DWndgWN "This is the greatest video on YouTube (no, shut up, it is) but this guy barely ever updates and most of his stuff is just reviews of boobie statues. :/ https://t.co/dEgBi1OkdG" @TransEthics New person to block! Thanks for the heads up. "@GarrettHunter This year's was actually way more structured than normal. Previously it was just randomly gorging, & there was an arms race on who could eat the most disgusting thing Disgust factor was dropped after last year Kevin brought surströmming (fermented fish)& Rocco drank his own piss" Have they made a LEGO game yet where literally EVERYTHING is LEGO (the ground and other elements of the background often aren't) and everything is tilt-shifted so it looks like you're playing with miniatures? They should do that. @GarrettHunter I never know how to explain how Mega64 celebrates Christmas to non-fans. They've had an eating contest every year for over a decade now. It ALWAYS ends in puking. And it's the most popular cast they do every year. https://t.co/BiOj0vC7Dp What we learned at this year's Mega64 Christmas cast: @GarrettHunter can deepthroat a corn dog like a fucking pro. I have two friends in particular I'm thinking of. They're both cis. I love them to pieces. But COULD that be a aromatic love? Oh absolutely. But is that what I want? Is it what they want? I'm not sure any of us know. "tfw when you're not sure if it's ""okay"" to tell a close girl friend you love her not because it used to be very much not okay when you thought you were a man but because you still like girls and even you're not completely sure what you mean by it..." "Because like, I have some trans women friends who I think are so unbelievably gorgeous I can't stand it, but I know because of my own experiences with this that they might never be able to believe me. :/" I wish there was some sort of device that could allow the user to be certain beyond any shadow of a doubt that their friend who just said they're gorgeous completely means it and is not just trying to be nice. "omg I almost forgot: Merry Christmas Adam everyone! That's right, Christmas Adam. Comes before Eve and is generally unsatisfying. (Tumblr joke, I can't take credit for it)" Wish I had the money set aside to just randomly visit all my trans friends for the holidays. 💕 @ADirtyTrans Nachoism @norintha Awww he'll never have that ten bucks back D: @CiaraTheBraid Right now their nacho cheese sauce sounds so fucking appetizing to me There's about a 1 in 3 chance I'll feel sick after eating Taco Bell And yet sometimes I crave is so much D: "@pouchedfox I re-watched We Drink Ritalin (old-ass animutation from like... 2002?) recently and was shocked to see Hitler was in it. He had a starring role, even." "And yeah, more than a few cross dressers end up transitioning and that's fantastic! But a lot of them don't. So there's a very real need to understand the distinction." Conflating trans women with drag queens is not being a good ally. A lot of us have... uncomfortable relationships with the very idea of cross dressers. At the very least they're not women. They're men. So comparing us to them is transphobic. @aSpaceCadette @TiaZenSin What a weird coincidence I was suddenly thinking the exact same thing @TransTwill Not only do your kitties miss you but I bet they know you're somewhere not good for you. D: "Sorry, my mistake, they said lesbian princess. The article they were quoting said ""LGBT princess."" There was an understandable amount of discourse about the phrasing on that so to be fair they weren't doing that. But they did sign off on saying Pleakley was trans." "Oh neat. So the person I followed for their big ""Y'all we should have LGBT princesses"" tweet just retweeted someone saying that Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch is trans because he liked to dress in women's clothing So.... that's an unfollow." @TransTwill I'm so sorry D: *offers hugs* "@TransTwill Fuck, you make it sound like they told you your insurance will be gone like they're happy about it. D:" "@OrangeMangudai Gay girls have straight crushes too. No big deal. :P Like, the things I'd let Jason Momoa to me..." I ship the Pink Panther & Chester Cheetah don't @ me @deathpigeon The Pink Panthers "One weird thing about growing up alongside the internet is not knowing if everything was more innocent on here back then or just I was. And I'm not talking about porn. I mean like, you know... Nazis." @TheTransMenace @00d4n1 Same @rCharlotteSmith But did you get to see Aurora Borealis? @SecretTrashlyn omg that's the best! 💕 @LOSTLEAD8R @queermel Clearly he doesn't think it's racist. In his mind there's nothing to apologize for. @30_Helens As if I needed another reason not to watch it... @panderp Big same Hey @shade_raptor thanks for the follow back! There are NOT enough dinosaur anthros out there. I need to get around to making my Archaeopteryx sona... @anarachykitten @queermel Yeah I know Arin tries to come off as apolitical but even then I have to imagine that's not easy to be around To people who've watched Star Trek Discovery: Have they mentioned that the internet happened yet or no @XylariaVG @queer_queenie I already knew SS was a game I would never play. I was moistly asking for Spirit Tracks. :P "@queermel We'll probably never know, but ever since his racist tirades almost a year ago I've wondering if that wasn't a contributing factor to him leaving/being kicked out of Game Grumps. I like to think he wasn't a full racist at that point. Not sure if that's the case." @queer_queenie Only two Zelda games I've never tried. Skyward Sword and Spirit Tracks. Have I made a terrible mistake? Grappling with my father's death after coming out has been really difficult. it kinda retroactively made it more difficult to process 15 years after the fact. A father/son relationship is NOT the same as a father/daughter. Stuff like this makes it easier to think about. "This was not discovered by her until after I came out. I was floored by the symbolism. It's just too perfect. I was always daddy's little girl, even if we didn't know it. 💕" "There was a watercolor painting my mom has had framed on the wall since I was a baby. It shows a father and son walking through a park in the snow. She called it the ""[deadname] & daddy picture."" Just last week she looked closer at it and discovered it shows a father & DAUGHTER." "@birbshriek @deathpigeon I love the way they move, though. Like their moveable tails. It looks so cool! But like I said to Vikky, the story is about them creating genetic monsters. I like those monsters a lot. :3" "@birbshriek @deathpigeon I made a thread about this earlier today, actually: https://t.co/E6O3rJj8Fh" "@MagsVisaggs Anakin still had a physical body but that wasn't him anymore than the suit was. Christensen IS ""The good man who was your father."" He IS the character Luke is trying to redeem." @MagsVisaggs Continuity fixes like that were the only good changes the special edition cuts made. I approve of the Emperor being updated in ESB too. "She runs to the kitchen entrance whenever I get up to pee, but unlike when she's hungry, she doesn't run into the kitchen. She's asking me to please make it safe for her to eat. It IS safe, but she doesn't like the dog. :/" "Takkun never meows unless it's important (to her, at least). It amazing how much you can piece together and understand animals when you get to know them." "My cat Takkun is literally asking me to please kick everyone out of the kitchen. They have food in their bowls. But the roommates like to cook a big dinner whenever they can, and the dog joins them. Takkun is meowing at me to help." Between this and that one time Hank Green liked a reply of mine I'm just gonna go ahead and call myself Internet Famous 😎 https://t.co/Apq7dFljEO @__Thunder__ I saw his Death of Superman thing years ago. Thought it was good. Then I took more notice of him after he guest starred on RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst. It's a shame because that's still one of their best episodes. I just wish I hadn't missed the fucking SCRIPT HE WROTE WHERE HE MONOLOGUES HOW MUCH HE HATES HARRIS ALL OF THE SUDDEN JUST FOR IGNORING HIM I might have seen this coming had I not missed it. Fuck. What's interesting about Landis' meltdown at Hbomberguy ignoring him is I fucking BET he suspected people were DMing Harris and letting him know what a human trash heap he was. It contextualizes it pretty well I think. @rCharlotteSmith Nyaaa~ @Hbomberguy Apparently you ghosting him caused a bizarre meltdown. Sharing for anyone who didn't see because I know I missed it. Holy shit. https://t.co/T7NatUfIe2 "Holy shit, thread https://t.co/RXI619fiZ3" @deathpigeon Also the frog DNA doesn't have to have anything to do with the lack of feathers. "@deathpigeon No, it was just a ton of species all over the tree of life. But they probably also used crocodiles! And maybe some manatee or shrew or nematode. Again, it was fragments. It's LEGO genetics. Wu wasn't thinking about how the animals was related. He needed raw parts." @tweetsauce And if you really need to tell someone the number 132 we call that the double bird. "@deathpigeon The lesson of the whole franchise is ""Don't try to exert control over nature."" Having them ignore how the animals actually are is an extension of that." "@deathpigeon Again, it was a ton of species. Maybe they needed the frog DNA so some enzyme could metabolize or something random like that. The mosquitoes gave them fragments. They had to Frankenstein full animals out of them." @deathpigeon Dr. Wu STRONGLY pushed for them to engineer slower raptors. In the book they move so fast you can barely see them. But Hammond clung to this false claim of realism. Then of course the investors took over for JW and the rest is history. 5/5 "@deathpigeon Dr. Wu in JW basically argues as much. Which I LOVED because not only is that the same actor from the first one, but he's being even more true to his portrayal in the book. Hammond wanted realism. Wu thought that was stupid because they already weren't real. 4/" "@deathpigeon The reason that IMO the dinosaurs shouldn't have feathers are: - These are genetically engineered monsters, not ""real"" animals - Capitalism. What the public wants, Jurassic World creates (less so JP, since Hammond wanted the closest thing to realism) 3/" "@deathpigeon Sure enough, ONLY the species with frog DNA (along with, again, untold other animals) were breeding on their own. The movie WAAAAY oversimplified it. But dinosaurs are also reptiles, so even lizard DNA wouldn't be completely wrong. They're just also birds. Transitional. 2/" "@deathpigeon It was frog DNA. But the book handles it better. They spliced all sorts of DNA into the animals, to the point that Dr. Wu didn't even SEE animals anymore, just code. Grant figured out there was frog DNA because some of the species were breeding. 1/" @deathpigeon Do you want to hear my explanation as to why the JP dinosaurs shouldn't have feathers? I think he was the only YouTuber to actually manage that high level of intensity and energy YouTubers are known for and that so often scares away anything but children. Makes me REALLY WONDER about the cocaine addiction rumor. "I'm still not over J*nTr*n. You have to understand, I considered him a comedic genius. It was an acquired taste I know, but it was right up my alley." "@queermel Yeah those people aren't arguing in good faith. My ""Your personal boundaries of what's acceptable and what's not may vary"" approach seems pretty iron-tight and accounts for every scenario, past, present and future." @Cosmos_Cookie I've always wanted to try my hand at miniatures! That looks really cool! "@queermel I would argue that it's impossible to completely separate art from artist but the honest reality is we all have our personal lines that, when an artist crosses, we can't enjoy their work anymore. That line is different for everyone, even when talking about the same artist." "@beerops Same, lol." "In a just world Trans people would be able to switch body parts easily & safely Like, hey you don't want your boobs anymore? I know a person who could really use a pair" "@DrSinBin Mark my words, Kylo is going to have a Zuko arc We're analyzing Reylo like we would Zutara in like, the first season of Avatar Not that I ship Reylo. I prefer the gay ships :P" @DrSinBin I didn't imply it wasn't But it became non-canon So you'd want revenge :P @Danilizabe Some part of me believes some part of them understands Is the best way I can word it @Triclinia god hopefully D: @BootlegGirl What part is he having trouble with? @KelliMariella I really want to send a hot selfie in return as a thank you but my eye is still healing from my surgery D: I want tiddies big enough that they still look huge under an ugly Christmas sweater This kitten wants sweater puppies "@Triclinia I'll be visiting Seattle next summer is the plan. There are so many trans friends to meet with but I'll try to make time for everyone! 💕 Lots of sexy, sexy time" @NoahIsBig That's why I explained it! :3 💕 @KelliMariella Mmm same~ "@Triclinia I do! I just meant I'm crushing on Charlotte And you, let's be honest here" "@NoahIsBig ""Accidentally a word"" is a meme-like phrase that means you forgot a word. The irony is intentional. :P https://t.co/o4FSet5RgR" LRT this sums up my reaction pretty well https://t.co/Nzf8ooJsVL "Other people: I talk to my cat all the time hahaha lol XD Me: I've taken time to explain to both of my cats that we'll be moving soon and it might be scary but I love them dearly, will always take care of them and won't let anything bad happen to them." @TransTwill Awwww! My black kitty is a loud purrer too~ He'll probably miss you a ton :/ @Triclinia Tri I'm pretty jealous of you rn ngl (Although Mistress works at Target... I should just avoid buying things for myself before Christmas anyway) "So apparently the GIANT Porg plushies were special Force Friday giveaways (sadface), BUT they do have one that's still p big and I DID get a Target gift card for Christmas... https://t.co/Vx0KrFwcyD" @Triclinia OMG THANK I think Charlotte's cute too~ :3 @BrightLitany I'm the master of slutlety er subtlety @Lookin4Serenity Looks like it's on YouTube. I haven't watched this shirt since it premiered back in oooooh 1998 I wanna guess? https://t.co/4KeDABAv8K "@Lookin4Serenity It was rather shitty and only lasted a season, but yes they did." @HaroldBatman Not that I know of "@HaroldBatman No. Korrasami wasn't confirmed until the very end. Until that point it was just a really popular ship. Just like Tyzula. AND BEFORE YOU GIVE ME A ""GOTCHA,"" Korrasami aren't lesbians either. They're bi :P" "@HaroldBatman Doesn't have lesbians? My child, let me tell you the tale of Tyzula <3" "@aSpaceCadette @deathpigeon True, but Avatar the cartoon series wasn't. It's funny that they're tied together with the same name." @Kalindlara I'm sorry :/ *offers hugs* "@aSpaceCadette @deathpigeon It's funny that both Avatars have the cultural staying power of cotton candy dissolving in your mouth. Yeah their will be sequels to Cameron's Avatar, but if the first one, still the most profitable movie of all time if I'm not mistaken, can't stick around why would the sequels?" Avatar is the Animorphs of the 00's Both hugely popular kids franchises with shows on Nickelodeon that disappeared overnight. "Like, people should say Avatar in the same breath as Star Wars, Harry Potter, Doctor Who & Marvel. But they don't." "I'm so proud of this tweet but like no one remembers Avatar And not LITERALLY no one, of course. I just mean Avatar was poised to become a huge pop culture touchstone and it just fizzled away almost immediately after Korra. https://t.co/8OEP4QnSjC" "@HaroldBatman Zuko/Katara from Avatar the Last Airbender You would've been too young at the time, but I remember the shipping wars back then online. Lost a lot of good soldiers." The Reylo shippers are just the Zutara shippers back for their revenge HEY EBAY APP IF YOU COULD STOP SENDING ME PHONE NOTIFICATIONS FOR FUCKING COUPONS USING THE SAME JINGLE AS THE NEW MESSAGE JINGLE THAT'D BE SWELL KINDA GIVES ME A MILD ANXIETY ATTACK WHEN YOU DO THANKS And Do *I*. I accidentally two whole words there aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah "This frames a lot of my life in an illuminating yet terrifying way. I never thought of my dad abonding me. He didn't choose to have cancer, obviously. But thinking about framing losing him that way is doing weird things to me." Of course I meant fear OF abandonment. Typos. "I've been grappling with this realization for weeks now but I didn't think there was any merit to it? Like, how could I possibly have that problem? My dad died when I was 13. Like, no shit. It's remarkable how blind we are to ourselves." "Me: Do have a fear abandonment? Why on earth would I have that? *looks it up* ""Abandonment fears typically stem from childhood loss, such as the loss of a parent through death or divorce"" Oh... fuck." I'm having an estrogen moment please stand by Loudly and proudly displaying your love of porgs to own the cons Me in response to all the drama over the new Star Wars: https://t.co/sfIvDKwG6i "So first there was TLJ Then there was a backlash Then a backlash against the backlash Then quite a few people theorized that the original backlash was exaggerated/manufactured And I'm just sitting here like, ""Fuck the drama, more porgs""" @plentyofalcoves At the time I only say the tweets in the first picture. I... what the fuck. "@charllandsberg So you're saying there's two types of matter in the universe, those that are potatoes and those that are not? This is 1st grade jokes-level." @BrightLitany @DJHEADPATS Omg I love the name!! Fuck they're too cute! aaaaah~ 💕 @deathpigeon Oh hey a new person to block @CareBearCase @quatoria I do the same! There's some THC on the stems as far as I know. Mixing it in with the real stuff is just getting the most bang for your buck. "When you see the bio of a new follower and you're like ""UUUUUUGHHH this is pushing it but I do want to grow my follower count...""" @CareBearCase LOL and I even already replied to that tweet! Sorry I'm high atm too :P "@cora_made_of Wait I can't tell if this is a dig at yourself or not. At first I was like, ""A hut only eggs can find!"" But now I'm worried you meant it derogatorily?" @CareBearCase You might want to invest in a grinder :P @alvietron Yeah that sounds about right @SecretCanti Well we can START with me caressing your legs. Might progress from there though. :P "@BrightLitany Brittany I'm pretty sure that's just a trans woman with a bit of shell still covering her head. But you should totally do that, yes. 💕" When an egg seems like they're almost begging you to pinkpill them is that called egging you on? @HaroldBatman Well yeah you won't be able to do it any sooner than that anyway. :P "@HaroldBatman Just look up how it works wherever you may live. If it's not the US and you're speaking English, you might have a slightly more difficult time but it's not impossible. It's completely worth it." "@HaroldBatman You should do it sooner than that. Look up if your home state has Informed Consent. It means you can go to a doctor and say, ""Give me HRT,"" they make you sign a form saying you understand what HRT does, and it's yours." @HaroldBatman Trust your mind on estrogen. But you can't talk to her yet so I'll give my best guess as to what she'd say: DO IT 💕 "@PowerOfMelody I mean, they are of course. But we need Blizzard to announce that they are. 💕" "@HaroldBatman First off all: Yes you'll be cute. Trust me. Second: Being a girl isn't just a beauty regimen. If you go the HRT route, it's more about the clarity and peace of having the right hormones in your body. You get to FEEL like a girl and it's the best feeling in the world! 💕" "@queer_queenie @PlayOverwatch Good point. I kinda headcanon that Moira is enby, but I do have an enby friend that often complains about how enby representation is almost always very feminine characters. I guess what I'm saying is, I leave it to enby players to pick their favorites 💕" "@queer_queenie @PlayOverwatch Absolutely! I don't know if we have an agreed consensus on if enbies are included under the ""trans"" umbrella? But yes. 100%." @HaroldBatman Because being a girl is awesome. Pretending to be a boy is silly. "@thisishannako lol I JUST bought a regular one a couple days ago, but I need this one! 💕" "@HaroldBatman Just transition, hon :P" "@HaroldBatman Far be it from me to discredit a label you identify with, but usually an egg doesn't know they're an egg. You could just be a closeted trans woman. :P" "I'd also be fascinated to find out how transitioning works in Overwatch's version of the 2070's. I bet by then we'll have artificial ovaries and testicles, making HRT a much simpler process." "@HaroldBatman I'm gonna relinquish Junkrat's ""ownership"" to the trans male players out there. It's the 2070's. Eggs are probably less common with wide acceptance of trans people. 💕" "The drama still comes from Zarya finding a hacker's true identity. You just get the added bonus of having a smart way to reveal another queer character, which I know is how Blizzard wants to handle those reveals." I still think it's a massive missed opportunity to confirm that Sombra's old name was a feminine one. It would have been such a clever way to reveal she was trans if Zarya revealed that the name she found was masculine. @norintha Colors are affected by the colors they sit next to. The best you can do is try to use that to your advantage. But seriously if I was running Overwatch I'd make every single character queer. Can you IMAGINE the boycotts from fuckboys we don't want playing the game anyway? It'd be awesome representation and a fun way to cut out a good chunk of toxic players. "@PlayOverwatch ALSO THOUGH Making more than one character trans would be awesome as fuck. The people who will complain that that's ""unrealistic"" aren't the kind of people you want playing your game anyway." "@PlayOverwatch If we're being honest, ANY character could be trans and it would be fantastic news (I see Junkrat, Sombra & Zarya often at the top of those personal lists of who's trans). But D.Va is already wearing our colors. A lot of us have already adopted her as one of our own." "Hey @PlayOverwatch We know you have plans to reveal that other characters are queer. As a trans woman, trust me when I say: Make D.Va trans Most of us already assume she is. You'll make so many of us indescribably happy if you confirm it." This is a damn good thread that deserves a read if you've seen TLJ (or if you don't care about spoilers) https://t.co/VN79c3SgrW "I think all the people who correctly called it the Expanded Universe must have, again correctly, moved onto calling it Legends because ALL I see is ""Extended"" these days." "Pointless pet peeve of mine: It was NEVER ""Extended"" Universe It was ALWAYS ""Expanded"" Universe But NOW it's called ""Legends"" For the love of Christ my OCD is begging you to get it right." "@mark_t_tomczak @transwitchlexi I figured Legends had explained it similarly, but I came up with that on my own as a 10-year-old kid. Everyone in the story treats that description as serious and grim, so one HAS to assume the Sarlacc works the way it's described, and it's not hard to invent an explanation." "Apparently someone added a comment to this tweet that Twitter deemed offensive, but it won't show up when I ask Twitter to reveal it. They might be in protected mode. https://t.co/X1esg8fezn" "Make her choose between me and her beliefs that no one has ever challenged. All of her kids are left-leaning. We love each other too much to fight about it. Sometimes that's a blessing, other times a curse." I don't know if she voted for Trump. I never want to find out because I'm not sure I could forgive her. We avoid talking about politics. Maybe one day I'll just lay it all out for her. Explain to her why my very existence is incompatible with her voting habits. """Both sides [...] both sides [...] both sides"" ""PLEASE-- I... just... I get it."" The conversation moved on." "My mom, being a conservative with a 30-year-old trans daughter, often complains about how much the side she would otherwise call her side is mean to people like me. During lunch yesterday while complaining about it, she kept talking about how ""both sides"" call each other names." "@transwitchlexi I just assumed in the universe where Space Magic exists there also exists a monster that can unnaturally extend your life while it digests you, subjecting you to ceaseless agony. Maybe it feeds on ""psychic suffering.""" """No big deal. Those walgreens Darth mauls come with a saber that's very similar. Easy fix"" OH. I had no idea Maul was re-released. Dodged a goddamn bullet there. That's arguably the most valuable figure in the series." """Not in plastic, package,box or bubble wrap. Not a huge loss but wanted to check and see if it would be there"" Okay sounds like he doesn't want to demand a refund. Sometimes I forget I'm not the only person out there who avoids demanding for my rights as a customer, lol" Buyer of my Darth Maul figure says half the lightsaber is missing. It was in the package when I sent it. If they push for a refund I'm going to fight it every step of the way. "So in the book the idea was ""Here's this species of Dromaeosaur that's 9 feet long."" But he used a word that came to mean ONLY a species the size of a turkey, causing a public misunderstanding of a dinosaur species not seen since Brontosaurus." Why the confusion? Because Crichton was a science enthusiast who tried to keep up on the newest information in each field. In the early 80's it was posited that Velociraptor should refer to EVERY member of the Dromaeosaurid family. They later discarded that idea. "Broke: The Jurassic Park raptors were Velociraptors Joke: The Jurassic Park raptors were Deinonychuses Woke: The Jurassic Park raptors were Utahraptors Utahraptor wasn't discovered until after the movie came out, but if you look up how big each animal was, the JP ones are that." ponk pone is best pone fite me https://t.co/re38SjY4vN @TheBigLoaf There would have to be probably a few. :P "@AmazonChique @MagsVisaggs I bet if ""not trans"" was the term we wanted to use they'd call that a slur. Cis people want to be the arbiters of gender in every sense." "@AmazonChique @MagsVisaggs You would think people like that would prefer to avoid using a term with ""trans"" in it. ""Not trans"" makes it sound like being trans is the ""default"" because you're relating this term to it for seemingly no reason." Ideas for video essays I'll never make: - Why the Transformers universe is some of the most fertile ground for queer representation - Why the PotC trilogy is fucking awesome - Why the Jurassic Park dinosaurs don't need feathers - Why GotG2 is the greatest movie ever @MagsVisaggs The same way TERF isn't. Both are just descriptive terms. It's just that the people complaining about being called either of those things were quite happy in their privilege bubble until you came along and tried to pop it. "@TotalDestroyInc UFOs aren't aliens because everyone has a camera in their pocket and sightings have decreased, not increased. That's my hot UFO take for the day." And black Yoshis could eat hot peppers. Some next-level gaming tips for you there. My favorite color of Yoshi is black because in Yoshi's Story it was like a hidden Yoshi color and I knew where and how to get it and I felt super cool. So there was the cigar-shapes meteor and the SpaceX launch. Are there any other UFO things in the news that I missed? Because neither of those are terribly exciting but I keep hearing people talk about aliens. "@norintha @AliceAvizandum I sincerely believe they want to cash out because they see the end and want to grab as much as they can before the end comes. Climate change, running out of fossil fuels, water shortages, nuclear war... these could all be right around the corner. Gotta take what you can and run." @CareBearCase Aaaaaaah cute 💕 @vulcandigby @ZJemptv I thought this was an elaborate meme @collar_made_of I highly recommend it 💕 @AbbyFreakinRage @FlatteringRam DRESS DRESS DRESS DRESS @AbbyFreakinRage @FlatteringRam I bet he'd make a pretty cute girl :3c @AbbyFreakinRage Only until you pinkpill him 💕 @AbbyFreakinRage Training him so well~ @ContraPoints I am so here for this you have no idea @SecretGamerGrrl Yeah the public stuff is more than enough to label him certified shitbag. @ZJemptv Absinthe is kind of the rucking best ngl @CareBearCase Look at all those tiiiiiiiny lil' crystals that are gonna make you hiiiiiigh 🌿💕 @SecretGamerGrrl @ZJemptv Shit I didn't know Max was a shitbag beyond the recent allegations. If you have the spoons/time I'd love to see receipts. "Oh hey another person to unfollow. Dammit Max, I was never one of the haters. This is of course indefensible. https://t.co/MrhHzYcBD2" "@ZJemptv (and if I misinterpreted your tweet, just tag a little ""un"" before the word birthday there)" @ZJemptv Fucking same. Protect trans kids at all costs. @ZJemptv Happy birthday! 💕💞 28 isn't so bad. Wait until you hit 30. X_x @ZJemptv I'm so fucking happy for this new generation of trans kids. 💕 @00d4n1 I know :3 I need to read more of the comics <3 "@SteampunkPenny @norintha I consider myself VERY lucky when I get to touch you, Mistress 💕" @CallipygianQT @Rae_Cosmos Such an amazing good girl you are 💕 @SteampunkPenny 💕😍💞 "Really hope the @redlettermedia Best of the Worst Christmas special is coming out soon. I know you guys have been releasing a lot of stuff this month, but if it helps lighten the load, feel free to stop making anymore Nerd Crew episodes forever." "@Lessons2history omg I kinda need one Like, it's bigger than my current one, but consider also: Gay" One One was one horse One Two was one too One One won one race One Two won one too @norintha @ADirtyTrans I mean basically same. Nipple piercings are a when not if at this point for me. @ADirtyTrans Well goddammit D:< @ADirtyTrans Yeah nothing beats a cute cock cage. If my orchi gets my libido back like I'm hoping I really want to try one. The frustration sounds really exciting~ @ADirtyTrans Yeah options for vagina-havers aren't as fun/hot-looking. @Kalindlara I refuse to be dommed by capitalism. I do so love having the roommate's boyfriend over. How else could I get to hear literally every version of the Hanukkah Song being blasted in the kitchen? Hanukkah's cool. Adam Sandler's singing? Significantly less so. @Peachqueenallie @dysphoric_egg can I just say I am suddenly very hungry "Or at least too much work when compared to say, YouTube. Or Netflix. I'm playing right into every big media corporation's dream and I can't even pretend to resist... I'm getting dommed by Big Media" I prefer iTunes because I'm already invested in it and I can actually download the movies so I don't need the internet to watch. I shouldn't complain too much. This is only a frustration because actually getting up and putting a Bluray into the player is usually too much work I get Blurays in case I get the runaround with a digital copy. I make sure to get a Bluray with a digital copy because MOST of the time it always applies to iTunes. Ugh. "Okay FUCKING AWESOME looks like Spider-Man Homecoming's digital copy is only for Movies Anywhere and while I can link it to my iTunes account, that's only to watch my iTunes movies on MA. Nice. I WANT to switch to all-digital but then they pull shit like this." AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE DEKU BUTLER'S SON https://t.co/PKphEzWnAE The game is filled with details that get sadder upon reflection. The giants speaking like whales with sad music and everything... it just oozes somberness. Having Tatl need to translate and sloooooowly reveal to the player what they're saying really makes it hit hard. "They also say ""Help our friend"" after releasing the third one. Skull Kid is the mutual friend of both the giants and Tatl. Tatl assumes they're talking about the last giant, but the giants have lost their friend to Majora too." "I think one of the saddest moments in Majora's Mask is the final message the four giants give you: ""Forgive your friend.""" @Cosmos_Cookie Goodnight you two cuties 💕 a Transformer who's trans & transforms into a Trans Am send tweet Bob Loblaw might be the best name for any character ever. @norintha was hoping you'd see that Goofy tweet :P tfw there's that one friend you have who you never seem to want to talk to but you don't want to push away because the thought of losing contact with someone gives you anxiety (not referring to anyone on Twitter btw) @Anarchanti I'll give Reddit another try when they remove downvotes site-wide. It's never used for it's intended purpose and it's intended purpose is not worth the echo chamber it inevitably creates. @Anarchanti Yeah I had enough of it like 4 years ago. @princessfloof Did you mean polyamory? "@norintha I mean, I do too, that's fair. Gob is 35 which is also weird." "The kids (not the grand kids) of the Bluth family are all in their 30's which feels extremely weird to me now that I'm 30. Like, Buster is 32? That feels weird!" Should I like stream Overwatch is that Content people would like? "Ugh, I need to at least place before I forget to get some coins. If anyone wants to run a few comp games, I'm down, https://t.co/9MKF2ixaD8" "@Kalindlara @gdiClaire The first set to have full art lands was the first Un set, so they had to do it again. :P" Oh goddammit I'm going to have to buy some Unstable aren't I https://t.co/LhyGn5KsSS @JustinLaloGibbs @BootlegGirl @SamSykesSwears *liberal fries @Cosmos_Cookie Your kitty is made of concentrated cute and it's unbearable in the best way 💕 @Redcarder https://t.co/xcjJb8OGtc @XYcyberjulie @CallipygianQT @Rae_Cosmos Equal parts hot and cute 💕💦 @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos @Rae_Cosmos @CallipygianQT If you wanna DM me I'd love to hear it! "For the record, I intended this to say ""The cishets complaining"" specifically to avoid getting Not All Cis'd at. As it's currently worded, grammatically it doesn't really work, but the inference is different without that ing. https://t.co/7e4AkhG4JC" @Nascentransgirl Loooooove Moira <3 @kitsunekimmy Awwww you're sweet 💕 """Yeah I kinda figured,"" Like... I don't want to date cis people, but I COULD IF I WANTED TO. She'd support me if I did, I know, but... blegh" "My mom is amazing and I love her. Couldn't ask for a better parent of a trans person (at least if you limit the pool of candidates to Conservatives >_>) But don't, DON'T agree with me when I say I've found I can't date cis people anymore..." "@ValTheSpiderQ If it were, I wouldn't want this person as a groupie >_>" "@alvietron @ValTheSpiderQ @Tight_Trixie I consider the act of proudly waving an American flag as act of aggression towards minorities of all kinds, but most relevant to myself, queer people." "@Tight_Trixie @ValTheSpiderQ Oh. Well in that case literally no part of the first half of my tweet is in any way controversial. It is completely factual and the only people who would disagree with that should kindly refer to part 2 of the same tweet. Hope that answers your questions, have a nice day 💕" @ValTheSpiderQ @Tight_Trixie https://t.co/GtFtCN082a "@Tight_Trixie @ValTheSpiderQ There is... so much to unpack about this tweet, but I only really care to focus on one aspect: I chose my words carefully. You'll note I said ""IF you can't even manage that."" I make sure not to make sweeping claims about cishet people to avoid this very response." "IN MY DEFENSE I have so many sexy mutuals on here and a few of them are sex workers so I'm supporting my friends, okay!? It's not JUST because I love girlcock It's It's not!" "Me: Okay Kat, be cool, be cool, someone you admire is following you. Just act cool and this will all be fine. Also me: I should absolutely retweet this picture of someone's penis." @ZJemptv Thank you!! <3 WAIT NO SHE'S FOLLOWING ME AAAAAAAH <3 <3 <3 "OMG @upandoutcomic IS FOLLOWING ME I'm a huge fan of your work, Julia!! I've been hoping for months that you'd follow me tbh >_>" "After he gave us our food I made a point to say, ""Thank you for saying ladies. I'm trans and it means a lot to me."" I did this both because it's true, it did mean a lot to me, and I wanted him to know that he didn't read the back of my head incorrectly. It really made my day💕" "I was having lunch with my mom and when the server (a different person than the woman who took our orders) came out with the food, he approached our booth from behind me. His first words to us? ""Alight, ladies"" 💕💞💖" "Love it when a trans woman I look up to like my tweets 💕 Bonus points for the fact that she's not even following me, lol https://t.co/htKUk9kAGu" @ZoenLanosca You're quite welcome! Happy to be an inspiration to others 💕 @Drommels_YT https://t.co/kDOBUmkWZB @Cosmos_Cookie I want this tweet framed on my wall. Fucking preach it. tfw a tweet you made is blowing up on Queer Twitter and there are just so many typos "@ValTheSpiderQ Dear cishets: Acknowledging that trans people exist is completely inconsequential to your lives. It's the barest level of humanity and if you can't even manage that, please return to the sewers where you belong," "They also probably paradoxically believe that with the right level of control, any queer kid can be ""normal."" Because to them, all kids are cishet by default. The irony is part of the reason they think that is because of a lack of representation in media." "Bigoted cishets like that would RATHER have a world where everyone has to bury anything queer about them. Even if you can get them to admit this would kill some of us, they don't give a shit. The happiness of those they have dubbed abnormal doesn't count for shit to them." "We understand that as a kid finally seeing how they felt portrayed where all the other kids get to see it. It makes it more okay to come out, but they were always like that deep down. Even if your cishet ass refuses to acknowledge that." "The cishets complain about queer representation in media & its effect on kids won't listen to you when you say people can't ""turn"" gay. Because from that particular bigot's perspective, all they see is what once was a ""normal"" cishet kid until ""suddenly"" becoming queer." @_NatsumiSummer @KitsuneAlicia https://t.co/0Z1tSlFXmo I've gotten to the point where I can mostly ignore a gag reflex for a few seconds at a time. Next step is just getting used to holding it there~ @NoahIsBig *offers hugs* @OneLameShark @TransSoundwave Should have given him the clear chest. Looks amazing on Kickback & would have made the trio match w bit more My only complaint about deepthroating is how much my nose runs which no one fucking told me was a possible reaction @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos @Rae_Cosmos @CallipygianQT Have fun! I'd love to know what you thought of it when you get back 💕 "I'm sorry autocorrect, but ""synonymy""? That's a word?" @NoahIsBig I'm closer to 260 but same height. @NoahIsBig Yeah I'm pretty chunkers myself :/ (Note that I tried to think of a synonymy for cocky that wasn't just a genitalia euphemism and came up hopelessly short) "Saying ""Did you just assume my gender?"" is a defensible thing to ask, at least in theory IMO. Genders are important. Ask for pronouns, dammit BUT in my expereince most trans people don't feel cocky enough to get that demanding around cis people Bless the ones who can tho" @NoahIsBig Trans feels :/ @NoahIsBig Yeah I figured :P Just roll nothing but Junkrat for an hour. It's very therapeutic. Self-care is having a Junkrat play session in Overwatch "@NoahIsBig I just mean little, insignificant ways. An obvious one is I can't be topless (I bet he wouldn't mind but NO). I might feel embarrassed if I talk to myself at all (or like, in response to tweets which I do a lot). Just have to be aware he's here. It's draining." It's really hard for me to relaxed around cis guys. Or at least relax in the way one does when being home. Oh. Also my roommate's boyfriend is in the house. Literally just him and me rn That always puts me on edge. Explains why I've been so stressed since getting home. X_x "Like earlier when I embarrassed myself in a tweet earlier. It was all patched up, I know this in my head, but the stress & thoughts about it will be circulating around my head for a while. At least I'm not attacked by them before going to sleep like I so often used to be." "Took me many years to get to the point where I (hopefully) don't drive people too nuts with it? I try to keep it to myself. Sometimes it leaks out, though." "I have what's probably considered a mild case of OCD, but I was in fact diagnosed with it at 7. Sometimes I wonder if it's an accurate diagnosis, and then I'm reminded it likely is when I get one of those circular thought attacks. X_x" Less about pissing her off and more about me very much saying the wrong thing and I know it's the wrong thing. I hesitated before I sent the tweet FFS! Why do I do this Fuck I feel like half the time I say anything around her I piss her off. No I will not clarify who. Fuck. @Rae_Cosmos @ADirtyTrans @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT @Kitty_Cosmos I can. I was referencing something Jen and I did a while back. Sorry. @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos @CallipygianQT @Kitty_Cosmos Such talented pets! I should take notes~ @Comrade_Yui Yeah I don't recommend being dommed by men if you can avoid it >_> @ownedkittyfaye Aww so thirsty~ "LRT I know we all joke about being disposable fucktoys but plz don't dispose me. I need loving aftercare~ (but by all means, feel free to TALK about how disposable I am 💕)" @OneLameShark Slash fren! :3 @Th3_Pink_Bunny Just talking about getting all bratty from not getting fucked enough. Runs the risk of making Mistress look bad >_> @collar_made_of Same~ Mistress needs to sleep right now tho @collar_made_of Mistress is going to have to beat me later~ Unf I'm terrified & I can't wait 💦 @collar_made_of I'm a sub too so I understand 💕 @collar_made_of Also I know when I'm being subtweeted :P "@collar_made_of Oh shut up, you love it you silly sub~ 💦" "@norintha @SteampunkPenny @BlazerBluejeans I'm a lucky, slutty sub whose mouth sometimes gets her in trouble >_>" @SteampunkPenny @BlazerBluejeans @norintha *whimpers* Yes Mistress... >_< Been marathoning Arrested Development all night with Mistress~ 🎵FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY🎶 Note to self: Mistress is always watching >_< "@SteampunkPenny @BlazerBluejeans @norintha Omg hi Mistress! I uh, thought this tweet was too buried for you to see... >_>" @Comrade_Yui And the Knights were set up for one film :P JJ is back for IX he's not gonna drop that plot point @BlazerBluejeans @norintha I hadn't been fucked in a while :3 @norintha @SartresStash @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia I love how tall you are but I know that feel. And yeah being little spoon is the beeeeeest~ @norintha @BlazerBluejeans I'm a fan 💕 https://t.co/2G38LVdce7 @norintha @SartresStash @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Complete trust of one's Mistress is a magical thing 💕 @Comrade_Yui I mean it's similar to how we basically never saw the Emperor until RotJ minus that one scene in Empire Uuuuuuugh tie me up spank me plz @Comrade_Yui But he's not directing IX @norintha @SartresStash @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Can't wait to see :3 @Comrade_Yui Says who? @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Jen I miss you so much fuck @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Omg Jen I'd help if I could lol @BlazerBluejeans @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Same tbh @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Twitter getting damn thirsty tonight I blame Charlotte's ass @norintha @ElFarcher It feels really nice~ 💕💦 @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Eeeeeee we all get to play :3 I'm with Mistress atm 💕 @rCharlotteSmith @quatoria @Triclinia What an adorable exhibitionist you are! :3 @Comrade_Yui Usually 💕 @ElFarcher 💕 @norintha @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith I mean I'd let you domme me 💕 @norintha @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Yes :3 💕💞💖 @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Dogs and cats living together Mass hysteria Normally I'm not into sausage but I do like sucking cock @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Omg same! :3 @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Tri how could you be subbier than Charlotte How @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Omg Charlotte I like your butt :3 @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Charlotte do you really expect us to believe you're domming someone @deathpigeon https://t.co/HWorffVYnm @deathpigeon Look at that not-cop not doing any police work whatsoever @Djw175 I'LL TRY TO BE MORE LEWD NEXT TIME I'M SORRY @Djw175 I mean that's fair I talk about ass eating a lot when cats lick each other's faces rt if you agree @BootlegGirl The bright red curtains lining the room "@BootlegGirl Either a lightsaber or a guard's blade cut through them at one point, can't recall which." @anhdangerous Some of the best sprays in the game IMO My brand https://t.co/YK41IQ39fs @anarachykitten Awww thank you! 💕💞 "@bunnygirlsbot Source: ""Easter2017"" by deilan12 https://t.co/TnLj9vOcaK" @KitsuneAlicia That too :P @Djw175 Yeah and it bugs my OCD to no end D: @Djw175 She should have been the size of a Champion stage then. It's weird that the one character who can stay in Champion stage also happens to have one that's Rookie-sized. It makes it look like a weird retcon. "Gatomon should have been her Rookie stage, Salamon is superfluous don't @ me" @Rae_Cosmos @CallipygianQT So fucking hot 💦 She's got some skills :3 (Or you can just reply) https://t.co/ooCa2ximXT Sometimes I think about how Vangelus (the Transformer collector from YouTube) has stuck by following me all the way through my transition to full-on stereotypical Trans Twitter tran and I'm frankly shocked and honored. @princess_stef69 Doggo love is best love :3 💕 @quatoria Stay safe :/ What's a slave for if not feeding her Mistress chocolates? 💕 @quatoria Oh fuck I'm so sorry :/ *offers hugs* @KrangTNelson But what about the Sticky Bandits? "@Kitty_Cosmos I can only imagine, lol" @Kitty_Cosmos Such a thirsty kitty~ 💕 Women in suits @CiaraTheBraid They're wearing such a handsome tuxedo 😍💕 "Squirrel Girl, Spider-Gwen, Ms Marvel, Nebula, Thor (Jane Foster), She-Hulk, Black Widow https://t.co/7WoFSANSQK" @XylariaAD I'm on my phone. PC is back at my place whee I bookmarked it :/ Someone found the source for this a few months ago. It's from a porno~ https://t.co/kNmNPG45id L*ci Gr**n has become a parody of a parody of herself "Not to get too deep into stoned tweeting but I legitimately think ""Nuclear annihilation/global warming and/or the chaos they bring"" as the answer to the Fermi Paradox." @Snowabelle I can pass the Turing test @AbbyFreakinRage I'm on the meme cutting edge """D.va is trans,"" I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room. ""She's right,"" they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Jeff Kaplan himself." @dysphoric_egg My sister who's 8 years older than me I called sissy as a kid. Can't really do that anymore. I called my dad daddy up until he died 16 years ago. Can't really say what I called him in mixed company either. It sucks. The Cosmos polycule queer Star Wars movie night is adorable to read 💕 @spectra_belle https://t.co/g2Z1yQqZgG @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos @CallipygianQT It's the highlight of my TL tbh @KelliMariella This Is good and pure because that's one of the best queer ships "@transwitchlexi Also cishet content is forced on us all the time. We deal with it, they can too." @Peachqueenallie Mistress wants to have three slaves eventually so those are goals as fuck for me too 💕 @Peachqueenallie God it's beautiful @emuchaton Emu I think you really love butts "@norintha (I mainly thought of you because Dark Souls, but also at least one other reason 💕)" @norintha Great minds and all that :P 💕 @VanessaColebeck Big mood @norintha :3 https://t.co/KqVv0iQsmi "@MagsVisaggs Oh I thought you were talking about the sequel era so +30 my bad. Belief was EVEN lower by the sequel trilogy, but you're right that it only took 20 years." It's weird they didn't push the home video release forward by just two weeks to hit the Christmas season https://t.co/6aoYScSwzy "@MagsVisaggs More like 5 decades, but yeah that's really quick. Yet another reason the anti-nostalgia narrative fits so well." "@Star_Commune @ContraPoints ""Quit Twitter because it's horrible"" is all Contra said and all I know. (I'm repeating it because I know sometimes Twitter won't load the tweet you see someone replying to)" "@ContraPoints This is a very bizarre way to hear Lindsay is off Twitter. It was her being on my old Twitter account that led me to find her new stuff this year and to find you, @ContraPoints. I don't blame her for leaving but I will miss her." @sharon1stperson Looks fantastic! 💕😍 @queermel @upandoutcomic Yeah there was one where I think Marco had to be a girl wolf because alpha male stuff. You bet your ass egg me rememerbed that for decades @Peachqueenallie Ooh what lucky subs you have! 💕 @Comrade_Yui https://t.co/3GQCzjN6Oi @Comrade_Yui Yui don't do this to me @CiaraTheBraid I mean that's what blankets are for https://t.co/GC9LtKZTfx There are people who unironically think Attack of the Clones is a better movie than The Last Jedi and I don't want want to live on this planet anymore @CiaraTheBraid I think that's coming out around the same time as Banjo-Kazooie HD for the Switch @AliceAvizandum @MogTheConfessor Yeah I'm digging this look @Miss_Xhiel https://t.co/zkI3gcZzMS "@AnaMardoll You saw this with that article talking about an ""LGBT Disney princess."" I think the main explanation is non-queer people either not being caught up enough to know ""queer"" is the preferred term, or assuming they aren't allowed to use that term." @Cosmos_Cookie @Blushing_Rocker @XYcyberjulie Porgalicious~ @deathpigeon omg Vikky @deathpigeon Vikky I mean for audiences. @PlushieCS Sorry for being one of the people who jumped on what you said. You have my sympathies. We don't know each other very well but my DMs are always open if you need to talk. "I think the first time the name Skywalker is said in Star Wars is ""I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm hear to rescue you"" which is a little surprising if true. That's mid second act." @Miss_Xhiel https://t.co/1n68Kk7Woa "@PlushieCS @HexWitchCirce I know I'm butting in, but... what is even going on in this thread." @PlushieCS @HexWitchCirce Could we have done it at 2:30am when you started this thread? @Miss_Xhiel https://t.co/XwRdZoEBz2 "@Miss_Xhiel These figures are from 2010 if memory serves, but eBay will probably have some These are Legends Class Reveal the Shield Megatron & Starscream. Those search parameters should get the toys you want." "Every Overwatch character is queer unless otherwise stated Sorry, I don't make the rules" "@ForeverFrskyFox @Cosmos_Cookie Think I get it now, though. My dick acts all kinds of weird on HRT. Looking forward to removing it." @ForeverFrskyFox @Cosmos_Cookie I BLAME POKEMON FOR MY INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND @Cosmos_Cookie I'm sorry I'm just not picking up on the marine biology reference This is actually a thing the old toyline did. I had the Leonardo triceratops and I loved that thing (but who gives a shit about the caveman turtles honestly) https://t.co/WDQkutty30 I've been made aware of this toy and I need it. https://t.co/5WDwNDWSSn "@norintha @TheTransMenace I wanna be like, ""This but unironically"" except you weren't being ironic either" @LordDarthBob lol blame the high school incarnation of my ex-fiance It completely fits my brand though so I don't mind that it's in desk photos 💕 "@Kalindlara I mean, I'm sure the look doesn't work for everyone, but I have a huge head. Anything to make my face look smaller with help. Large frames do that." "These are the best desk toys. Fuck fidget cubes, I fidget with Transformers 💕 https://t.co/wBPJ1sOe1t" @rCharlotteSmith Me to straight couples: Which one of you is the sub and which one of you is the sub who agreed to domme because she was tired of waiting? I actually used to wear glasses but the prescription was rather low. I didn't need them but I loved the way I looked in them. My dog ate my last pair. Then all this shit with my eyes slowed down the process of replacing them. Now I'm ready for those big-ass cutie trans frames. "It's recommended I way 3 to 4 weeks after my cataract surgery before getting new glasses so my eyes can settle, but I am buying the BIGGEST trans girl frames y'all just you wait." @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia https://t.co/hIxl4oGAxW "This might be due to the seeming lack of a good framework for a platonic male/female relationship? Said framework COULD exist, but it's possible I just don't know what cues to pick up on. It's less easily described or summed up if it happens with a man, I think." "Oh and side note, call it paranoia or woman's intuition, but I've noticed that this is far rarer with men? Like I always get this impression it's more ""I'm not judging, you do you"" than ""Yeah, you're a woman, I know it subconsciously."" https://t.co/jpQjVeyRgY" "That moment when you can tell a female friend actually sees you as a woman. She's not forcing herself to out of politeness or loyalty, she just does it without thinking. It's all any of us hope for & it's the greatest feeling in the world." "I had something similar happen back when I worked at the local humane society. Some time after I came out, a friend & I were talking about how hot it was & she casually mentioned how sweaty her ass gets while walking dogs. I didn't take it as TMI. I took it as affirming, lol." "This actually happened at two different friends' houses. Which makes it sound like I intentionally orchestrated it, but it was still cool to experience it with two different friends." "You know how you always kinda wonder how much your cis friends see you as your gender? I was at a friend's house recently, lamenting the fact that I didn't bring pajama pants to wear & relax in. When she offered to let me borrow a pair I knew she saw me as a woman." @ArmlessKittyfox @ADirtyTrans @collar_made_of I'm sorry. @deathpigeon Big mood @collar_made_of @ADirtyTrans A good domme is of course key. I'm sorry that happened to you. "@collar_made_of @ADirtyTrans D/s relationships are better, let's be honest :P" "@crunkelstilskin @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia Yeah I thought recursion was up your alley, Charlotte~" "@rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia ""Property of [upskuttle]""" "@collar_made_of @ADirtyTrans Totally. I trust Mistress completely. :3 But also there's this belief that I actually CAN'T say no because I'm not allowed to. Like, the framework of the D/s relationship nudges me towards new experiences even though it's understood I can snap out of it and say no whenever." "@XylariaVG Nothing stopping them from returning. If they do tackle a trans narrative, they better fucking do it well. I guessed that Yorkie would be paralyzed. I hoped she was trans. In either case I KNEW Kelly would accept her, & that's what they should do for a trans story if they do it" "Anyone else remember the movie Surrogates? For the briefest moment that movie touches on how an interesting sci-fi concept might affect the trans experience. It's incredibly transphobic, though. I don't recommend it but I think about that movie more than I should." "So, one quick San Junipero spoiler: None of the characters are trans. There was this part of me that wondered about Yorkie up until the end, but no one is. And now I REALLY want to see a good trans love story in that universe." @00d4n1 Oh hello there I am also very gay~ 💕 @XylariaVG @ZJemptv @TransitionL83 I liked that there's a loose trans metaphor you can apply to it without squinting too much. @danjjj You learned from your mistakes. That's all anyone can ask. 💕 "@ZJemptv @TransitionL83 Also, in case you're not aware, this is an anthology series so other than knowing the theme of the show is humanity's relationship with technology, each episode is self-contained." "@ZJemptv @TransitionL83 All I had heard about Black Mirror (mainly from Nerd Writer) was it involves characters being tortured mentally and emotionally with no clear justice to the narrative. Know that San Junipero isn't that, if you're as concerned as I was about watching Black Mirror." "@ZJemptv @TransitionL83 Because there's the possibility of an overused trope, I'll spoil it by saying: You'll like the ending. There's also a framing device for the whole episode that I had spoiled for me. Not sure if I would have preferred going in clean. They start to reveal more after the second act" After hearing recommendations from both @ZJemptv & @TransitionL83 I finally watched the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror If you're at all sapphic you owe it to yourself to watch it. "@XYcyberjulie Oh fuck that's... well, you beat it so I'll call it awesome. Rare to have a piece of media impact a person's life like that!" @XYcyberjulie I wish I could say I go back as far. I started playing WoW in 2009. But WoW and Overwatch take up like 50% or more of my gaming during any given year. I played a fair bit of DIII too. @CynicalCass @TransEthics I'd say the odds are good enough that I'm not gonna bet against it :P @XYcyberjulie Well I'll say this is an open invitation to any Blizzard employee that wants to follow me because I love that company lol "@XYcyberjulie I got followed by someone who works there too, but I can't recall their name. Miiiiiight be the same person. If it is, he's cool." @TransEthics oh my fuck trans people can joke about their experiences I can't even believe another queer user tried to call her out @BrightLitany What if I WANT to look like this? @GenghisKhatt I have what I'm pretty sure is a foolproof plan: I'm starting my diet AFTER this cheeseburger. "He WAS meowing so cutely for me to come over and pet him but of course he stopped as soon as I started filming. Room is a mess, apologies. I blame the move." Binx is such an impossible diva I love him https://t.co/Idax8AKbF1 @CeltThulhu I mean it has to Since 1977 we've needed Roman lettering in this universe Glad they thought of an explanation tho @CeltThulhu Oh wait I just looked it up you're right. Aurebesh (Star Wars lettering) is used for Basic wtf "@CeltThulhu The use the Basic alphabet. Basic is what we as the audience understand as the main language the movies are shown in (often English, can of course vary depending on what country you're seeing it in)." @deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith @TheR3dPainter HI ARIK I LUV U 💞💕 @theNeXTfan They cut a shot on him putting in a blue gem right after pinning Vision to the ground. Mind Gem is yellow. "@theNeXTfan If ""cool"" can be objective... like, I dunno what to tell you, you're in the clear minority. If you mean subjectively... don't bring objective language into it? I dunno, I don't actually wanna throw down here or anything." @cora_made_of @gdiClaire Just sounds like a chaser "@theNeXTfan Also we don't see him pull out the Mind Gem. Of course he will at some point, but that's not shown. And if that's in the first five minutes that's some major pacing problems." @theNeXTfan Excuse you I love Vision @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/t493WIg1BH @deathpigeon Vikky please my TL can only take so much hotness @emuchaton Emu I'm sure I'd be terrible at it but what are friends for if they can't domme each other every now and then 💕💞 https://t.co/KHE3h0BTbK "@deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith @TheR3dPainter You're fucking gorgeous, btw" "@deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith @TheR3dPainter I had nothing to wear, karaoke scares me and I'm not sure I can people tonight, but I wish I could have been there to see you all!" I LOVE how ugly these look Like completely unironically I love these https://t.co/MjjvP98HWn "I'm gonna miss Cookie when I move. She's the only kitty I've ever known to just stay where you put her as long as there's loves involved~ Like, I picked her up and put her on my lap and she loves it despite it not being her idea https://t.co/tOIQlZSeLm" @Cosmos_Cookie Callout culture has gone too far! "I'm not gonna say ordering delivery food is trans culture, but sometimes hiding inside the house all day very much is and well, one thing leads to another... >_>" "@XylariaVG Well luckily we're only planning on living there for like a year & half or so so if I can't stand it it won't be forever, lol" Another benefit of moving in with Mistress: She lives far enough outside the city that nowhere delivers food to her place. I'll save a fortune on deliveries. >_> @gdiClaire GOALS @XylariaVG @gdiClaire It's okay! I don't have any current gen console. Unless a Wii U counts. @XylariaVG @gdiClaire A PS4 costs even MORE money than just the game Might take a while to get to that @gdiClaire I mean it's on my Steam wishlist But otherwise it costs money @rCharlotteSmith Marshmallow Mateys > Lucky Charms Don't @ me @gdiClaire Because I didn't play it "@collar_made_of @ADirtyTrans I'm quickly finding I'm into WAY more than I ever thought I'd be. tfw Mistress suggests something that sounds kinda intimidating but I can't say no~ I mean, I CAN of course say no but it's that weird subby feels if you can't my drift" Game of the year: A Hat in Time Movie of the year: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 next question "@Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos Fuck, I'm feeling kinda dommy just reading about it~" "What's funny is I bet they'd want to claim that they DON'T care about what other people think about them, but in response they can't even project like they love to do & say that in reality WE are the ones who care. 'Cause like... exactly. That's the one thing we both agree on. https://t.co/X5s1aXYFif" "Don't pass the buck to ALL of human society. This is yet more discomfort with having their own personal beliefs, views, assumptions and values under scrutiny. Because that IS the core issue at hand. No one likes having that done to them. Being childish about it won't help tho." Yeah a lot of people might not give a shit if I care about how or if they use certain words. What will each of us do? How will we shape the small social circles we DO have control over? "Addendum the second: One obvious ploy they'll try is appealing to society at large. ""The REAL world doesn't care about you and won't respect your wishes, get used to it!"" NONE of us can affect the entire human population like that. All we can do is say what each of us will do." "Addendum: This gets more complicated when faced with letting outright fascism flourish. But for Baby Cis's First Lesson on Privilege, we can set it aside for now." "Social ostracizing, led by a general understanding of what each community expects is (usually) more than enough to retire certain words or bigoted ideas. They know this on some fundamental level. They don't want to have to be the ones learning it the hard way, so they resist 7/7" "And if there really were laws being put into place that offer severe punishments for saying offensive words, I would be against such laws. It's never actually that, though. It's always just overblown right winger nonsense. 6/" "So it's kind of ironic that they choose to die on the hill of ""No, MY feelings matter MORE!!"" because that says WAY more about their character than saying some ""non-PC"" word ever could. And it's not a great look. 5/" Also remember that just because you say something bigoted doesn't mean you're fundamentally a bad person. It's what you do when corrected that's a measure of your character. 4/ "And that's totally valid! Nobody wants to be ostracized, especially for something they had no idea was ostracizing-worthy. 3/" "Otherwise, what's the issue? You can say whatever you want about those ""transgendereds,"" while we also have the freedom to call you out on it. We're at a standstill. ALL that matters at that point is what value you place on others' perception of you. 2/" "Whenever freeze peach enthusiasts whinge about PC culture, it's not about them wanting to say whatever they want, it's ALWAYS about how they don't think they're a shitty person, so no one else should either. 1/" @SnakeGirlSarah Cutie! 💕 @deathpigeon @anarachykitten @alvietron @EugeneVDabs @MPAVictoria @lumpenfriendo He can be turned~ @Kalindlara THANK YOU "@rCharlotteSmith I mean, how long of a break? I try to vary how fast I go, sometimes I just need to breathe more easily so I'll switch to like licking or just gasping for a second or two before diving back in. It's all in finding a rhythm." @KitsuneAlicia @Djw175 wait that's a thing THAT EXPLAINS A LOT WTF "@rCharlotteSmith Practice makes perfect, Charlotte. What are you having trouble with? Maybe I could give you some tips~" "@ADirtyTrans @collar_made_of I'm more into the idea of being brought to a munch by Mistress and just shown off~ I'm hoping we can make January's, but it's not like I'm the one who gets to decide that. :P" "FFS I just saw a tweet I want to retweet of someone posting a new Star Wars comic cover (I think?) with two ladies saying ""This is gay."" I was looking at an older, non-refreshed TL tho. Don't know who tweeted it or when, if it was a retweet or a simple Like. fffffuccck" "@collar_made_of @ADirtyTrans You might need a domme, hon. :P" @ADirtyTrans @collar_made_of These are all Big Mood for me so far @collar_made_of So much this. "@ForeverFrskyFox Well I do appreciate that the current movies just avoid romance all together. It has the nice side effect of not being overly hetero. But seriously, the first real romance should be queer." @ForeverFrskyFox I'd be okay with that. "Avoiding spoilers, but... The hets aren't trying to push Finn/Rose, are they? Please tell me that's not a thing." @siobhanbjorknas We don't yet know what era. Might be pre-Skywalker. All we know is it will have nothing to do with the Skywalkers. I'm holding out hope for an old Republic trilogy. That was rather ineloquently worded but I hope you know what I mean... And of course it's not just women who have periods. As a trans person your relationship with gender sometimes bumps up against how we SHOULD view gender and how the majority of us do. "So me it isn't about having kids. I'm not sure I want any. And being reminded I don't have periods doesn't trigger dysphoria. For me it's more about, ""No I want EVERYTHING. I'm a woman, give it ALL to me, please.""" "Oh and yeah, while it was pretty mild all told, her original reply brought a couple of cis people into the thread to agree with her. Because of course it did. Cis people prefer if the discussion about gender revolves around them." LRT if estrogen somehow gave me periods I'd still take it. Here was my response. Thankfully everyone else decided to leave the thread too. https://t.co/0bhIFESlXe "In case it needs to be said, NO I don't want to purge every cishet. That wasn't what she took issue with anyway. Trans people who kiss up to cis people kinda make me sick." "This is the part in the thread where I announced to all my old message board friends that I was trans where I decided I probably won't be coming back. Quoted text is mine, the rest is from a fellow trans woman on there. https://t.co/OziIYPlSOg" "I know this doesn't make sense, but the timing is too perfect: HRT caused me to stop liking dark sodas. Cola & Dr. Pepper mainly (I never liked root beer). I can only stomach lemon lime or orange soda now. This shift happened months ago but it happened almost overnight." @commiesona No assist "@commiesona And that affects ALL of us. It maintains this stupid idea that the cis own gender and we have to ask nicely for it. For every person who thinks certain actions necessitate revoking our genders, we're seen as a little less human overall by cis people." "@commiesona It's incredibly common and I've ranted about it a ton. Cis people never stop and consider what this actually means, but a lot of them feel it only makes sense to revoke our genders if we're monsters. That inherently means they think our genders are less valid." "LRT even if that woman got arrested for merely asking to touch a trans woman's breast... great! Fantastic! That's unbelievably creepy, maybe spend a night in jail and think about what you did. But no, that headline is for cis people who are already terrified of us." "@MagsVisaggs Lucasfilm has been kind of avoiding too much prequel era stuff since the Disney buyout, which is a shame because if we're just talking about the setting of the prequel stuff I love that shit. The movies being awful has nothing to do with what era they took place in." @AliceAvizandum Big mood Never merge layers. Just live with the headache of having a short novel as your layers. https://t.co/KYOQyjMzMM "@cora_made_of That's fair, I don't like doing that either." "If we call you out on bigotry, most of the time it's because of your actions or a shitty opinion whose logical conclusion dehumanizes us. A friend of yours being trans has nothing to do with that." "Where are these presumably numerous examples they've seen where someone says, ""I'm not transphobic! I have a trans friend!"" and everyone respond with, ""Oh! Well nevermind then, my mistake.""" "Do shitty people who use the ""I have a [minority] friend"" as a defense against racism, transphobia, etc KNOW how ridiculous they sound or do they seriously think ""Nailed it!"" right afterward?" @cora_made_of Feels better to let it out if you can. "@octagonne Gwen's trying to sneak some hand holding in, but during the Hero Pose is awkward timing." "I do so love when my phone argues with me about words. When it doesn't recognize the word, I understand, but NO I meant CAR not, CAT. It corrected me fucking TWICE. CAR IS ALSO A NOUN THAT GRAMMATICALLY WORKS IN ANY SENTENCE CAT DOES. WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, PHONE!?" "Facebook reminded me that today is the one year anniversary of this delightful bit of queer news as well! So it's December 19th for Korrasami, December 20th for Tracer/Emily Christmas belongs to queer women now, sorry I don't make the rules. https://t.co/4Sm2XCdid0" @RoryWalkerEsq We could argue about cartoons if you want "@ArmlessKittyfox I highly recommend this video and the series it's a part of for footage of old WDW rides. No narration unfortunately, but otherwise it's basically an exhaustive documentary about the ride. https://t.co/5xDA3hYptq" @RoryWalkerEsq Yup! It's a Lilymon drawn by the amazing @extyrannomon 💕 @ArmlessKittyfox I saw the original merely two months before they tore it down (though I didn't learn it was that close of a call until many years later). I was completely enchanted by that ride & I've been a life-long Figment fan every since. 💕💜 The current ride is... alright. Not as good. @kitsunekimmy THANK YOU My preferred Avengers lineup https://t.co/CrHG6kX91M Found the EPCOT/Figment pin my mom got me for my birthday this year & added it to my bag. This is the bag of a 30-year-old woman. https://t.co/EAoQ9Bb4eH How do I get rid of this fucking remote at the bottom of my screen it does this sometimes and I can't stop it https://t.co/XcH0DAiod7 @AceYuriBot Artist: @iah_fy Bucky (upon seeing Nebula for the first time): *nods* Nice arm. Nebula: My father ripped out my old one. Bucky: *awkward silence* @Ulexar Technically correct The best kind of correct #InfinityWar can only be considered a success if Mantis gets a memorable scene/line https://t.co/3lghhPiZn0 @gdiClaire I WANT TO BE ONE These robot ladies are my aesthetic. https://t.co/Iwvt44nN8C @valeriehalla I mean I'm 30 and I'm rockin' this setup https://t.co/aJzEgSJecH ALTHOUGH maybe a reboot + time travel might be better since 1940's lesbians are The Best. "If they do put The Rocketeer in the MCU, no need for time travel just have it be a legacy character with someone new putting on the jetpack. And all I'm saying is that someone needs to be a lesbian." "FREE MONEY, @Marvel!! https://t.co/VtWfg1o14r" @Marvel @Disney https://t.co/FbhJy0M8rw @norintha @FauxPup That's a pretty goddamn good movie to play on repeat @FauxPup I have the bluray on my Amazon wishlist :P Disney owns The Rocketeer WB owns Freakazoid What I'm saying is the two main superhero cinematic universes could be a lot more interesting "Guardians of the Galaxy 2 takes place within the same year as the first one (34 years after 1980, as the opening says) solely so Groot can be a baby which is hilarious" Top MCU villains because we DO in fact have a few that don't suck: 1. Ego 2. Loki 3. Ultron 4. Jeff Bridges 5. Trevor Slattery (Honorable mentions go to robo-Arnim Zola for being a fun reveal & Hela for being a goth goddess) Best MCU phase: Phase 3 Best MCU Marvel logo intro: Phase 2 Netflix except I just pay them monthly to loop Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 on repeat 24/7 I dunno I'm p stoned but I think this is funny No Red or safewords. We Yellow like catgirls. @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle @Triclinia Sounds like quitter talk I feel like I'm way more honest with how I express my emotions on HRT. @Sabriality omg you'd look amazing in pink hair! I didn't choose the painslut life. The painslut life chose me. "@ExistentialEnso That's kind of what I was expecting, so I'll still make a point to watch it." @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq That's fair. Apologies 💕 "@dasebeleren I mean, I agree, but that's what the last three slots are four. :P (It's totally cool, I'm just playing)" @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq The measure of a true Boulderite imo "@siobhanbjorknas I refuse to grade it until I see it at least one more time, but I loved it too!" Sans Undertale is my favorite Transformer Being in the midst of a mass sell-off of pieces of my collections has caused an accidental crossover shelf. https://t.co/cdGlHxHXqA "@deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq I've lived in this city for half my life. I consider it home. But yeah, fuck Boulder." @dasebeleren That number 5 tho... https://t.co/Jy3PMqyh2g "@deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq It's particularly bad in our specific city because we share a county with another city that's getting a lot of tech industry people moving in. It's still cheaper to live here than the actual city in question, so wealthy people are moving in here as well." I've been saying for years that Star Wars NEEDS to expand far beyond the OT era/shit dealing with stuff related to the Skywalkers. One would assume that would be Johnson's goal. I'm now SUPER interested in Rian Johnson's new Star Wars trilogy given: - He both wrote/directed a Star Wars movie that was anti-nostalgia - AND that Lucasfilm gave him HIS OWN trilogy based solely on what THEY (not critics or audiences) thought of his first go around. @Josieraiderfan Awww thank you! 💕 @Josieraiderfan Not the worst idea... "@00d4n1 Exactly! :V But seriously I thought for a second there you were figuring out what our new Machete Order was. I think Rogue One has to be dropped to stay in line with the essence of Machete Order, but that's neither here nor there." (I typed TLJ but I meant TFA) One really interesting aspect of the Sequel Trilogy is it doesn't fit nicely into a Star Wars marathon. IDEALLY you should wait 32 years between watching RotJ and watching TLJ. The passage of time and having rose-tinted glasses about the past are key elements. "@MikkiGorman I guess that's fair. I used to champion the idea that Star Wars NEEDS to be stories about fantastical concepts of Good and Evil. Leave the gray morality to Star Trek, I'd say. That said, I love that the Sequel Trilogy is trying to expand beyond that." "@norintha @MikkiGorman I mean, if you mean B movie as a GENRE, then sure. If you mean it as a measure of quality I disagree." "@MikkiGorman It's not sudden for RLM. Rich has said Empire was the greatest film ever made. I didn't get the impression he was completely kidding. I categorically disagree that they are B flicks. I think they're about as flawed as critically acclaimed cinema can be, ie no movie is perfect." "@MikkiGorman The second part of a trilogy always lacks an ending, and TLJ was trying a TON of new shit. I consider almost anyone's opinion on it half baked until we all have time to process it." "@MikkiGorman TLJ is a movie you really need to digest, even if you hated it. It subverts EVERYTHING and it takes time to really take it all in, ESPECIALLY if JJ sticks the landing and makes IX feel like a satisfying conclusion." "Hell even if John K was a saint, the fact that he venerates Hanna Barbera kind of infuriates me." "@MikkiGorman They misunderstand a LOT of stuff. But, that aside, I understand their reasoning and I appreciate that they didn't outright hate TLJ. I remember getting pissy about their thoughts on Rogue One. (I say ""their"" but I'm 90% talking about Mike in this case)" "There WERE amazing animated shows on American TV before Hey Arnold (Ren & Stimpy come to mind), but I like to mark Hey Arnold as the progenitor of creator-driven animated television because John K is a raging asshole so fuck 'im." There's a direct lineage from Hey Arnold to Steven Universe and that entire progression featured so many fantastic shows along the way. "I'd love to take a course, or hell, TEACH a course on American animated television. Only 90's kids will remember the Renaissance in that medium at the time. The cool thing is it only kept getting better from there." @fktransmisogyny One of my favorite obscure genres of media is American animated television. I'm well aware. :P "@fktransmisogyny A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness Unleashed an unspeakable evil Then, everything changed with the Fire Nation attacked" "@RoryWalkerEsq @NireBryce What it comes down to for me is the parts of the original Zelda that BotW built on and perfected are not parts I'm interested in from Zelda. The franchise was getting pretty stale in some ways though so I like that BotW was attempted, and I know for most folks is succeeded." @RoryWalkerEsq @NireBryce Well like @NireBryce said it's a great open world game and I do agree. It just left me feeling less fulfilled in the way a Zelda game normally does. "I know this is directly contradicted by what we learn in Ep III but I still like to headcanon it's 3PO himself saying ""A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away""" "@ExistentialEnso I think WoW has to have both cartoony and over the top, super-serious melodrama. Balancing that in a movie (rather than a game where the standards are lower) is tricky" During the summer of 2005 I was obsessed with ytmnd and then YouTube got popular and I never returned. They're still kicking around. I can't even. OH MY GOD THEY DO H HOW do they still make https://t.co/YxbAmiiYQQ @AnaMardoll @TransTwill @rCharlotteSmith @ChosenOfAshurha Honestly I feel it's the least anyone can do. "@NireBryce I'd rather have four really polished dungeons and NOTHING else similar, than four serviceable dungeons and a shitton of small Portal-like puzzles. Plus while is does have memorable characters, the bulk of playtime doesn't interact with them. Characters are key to Zelda IMO." "And honestly TP's placement in that list fluctuates every year. I love Midna. I love some of the things it does with dungeon design. I LOVE the backstory about what's been going on in the Child Timeline, but the game itself is merely okay-to-good." "@NireBryce SAME But I didn't even beat it, so that was my way out of putting it at number 7. After the four main dungeons I just ran out of stuff that I could find/beat then didn't have an interest in beating Ganon. :/" "And what the fuck, apropos of nothing how about my Zelda games ranking as well (of the ones I've beaten/care to recall my opinion on): 1. Majora's Mask 2. Ocarina of Time 3. A Link to the Past 4. Twilight Princess 5. Wind Waker 6. A Link Between Worlds" "@ExistentialEnso I too have yet to see but I've been meaning to. Feel like I kinda have to, you know? My assumption is its worst crime is it'll be boring." "I'm actually really surprised to see the Sequel Trilogy elbow its way past two OT movies, but that's how I'm feeling about them when comparing them in my head." "I have plans to see TLJ again on Christmas, & doing so might affect my views, but my current ranking, going from my gut & what I personally like: 1. V ESB 2. VII TFA 3. VI RotJ 4. VIII TLJ 5. IV ANH 6. Rogue 7. III RotS 8. I TPM 9. II AotC" Stoned while typing with my phone is the worst way to avoid typos. I accidentally a word so annoyingly often. @TransTwill @rCharlotteSmith @ChosenOfAshurha @AnaMardoll There's a delicate balance between relating to/reveling in the experiences of my fellow trans women and outright making trans people who aren't female or femme feel alienated and I'm determined to find it. @TransTwill @rCharlotteSmith @ChosenOfAshurha @AnaMardoll God typos abound in both those tweets fuck my phone "@TransTwill @rCharlotteSmith @ChosenOfAshurha @AnaMardoll I've been guilty of shit like too. I've been trying to switch to ""hormone poisoning"" for instance rather than demonizing T. In general I do try to consider my trans brothers & enby siblings." @anarchopupgirl Fuuuuuuuck no! D: @ADirtyTrans You mean living the dream? Same 💕 tfw you're hungry for more ass to eat https://t.co/JFBLOe4cOf "(The reason we don't speak is unrelated, but that's technically accurate)" I had a friend who used to call it Korrsami instead of Korrasami. We don't speak anymore. @ADirtyTrans Jen it's the fucking best holy fuck 💦 @ADirtyTrans honestly same @Cosmos_Cookie Fuck yeah that'd look awesome @Th3_Pink_Bunny If it's a cereal box Mario can wear I want this cereal so bad. "@Cosmos_Cookie WE NEED ALL THE GENDERS, COOKIE. ALL OF THEM." @Cosmos_Cookie Nah we gotta go bigger. @Th3_Pink_Bunny Forgot this was a thing. What's the Amiibo do? "@Maiamancer I do this thing where I buy comics and never read them. I don't know why I do this. I own it, plan to read it." @Cosmos_Cookie Do you know how often I ask people in queer meet ups what their pronouns are? A ton. I forget them like I forget names. It's as much of a non-issue as forgetting someone's name. Just ask. No big deal. Fuckin' cishets Hey I just noticed Korrasami turns 3 today. @SukebanAxxx @PlayOverwatch Not if I win it first :P 💕 @drool_cutie Literally me @quatoria Fuck yeah 💕💞 "Yup. And I know people love to say ""His name means dark father!"" but that's just a weird/convenient coincidence. https://t.co/YFNBzKqxja" "@Untangled_Rose Because the Alice in Wonderland movies made like 4 billion dollars, that's why." "I've wanted a sidecut for months but testing the waters with friends & family to see if they think I'd look bad in one or not gets me nothing. Either no one feels qualified to say (fair), or they all think I'd look ridiculous but don't want to be rude." Disney wants another Alice In Wonderland SO BAD https://t.co/nOB93XRNUh @EstMachina I think that's completely understandable. 💕 "@Cosmos_Cookie I'll admit I'm probably just being a hopeless fangirl. I did say a month or so back I'd probably give her too many chances. Regardless, I understand why some people can't forgive her." "@EstMachina I think there's a chance to actually rebuild those bridges, which is a rare occurrence with this sort of thing." @norintha I think she's going to have to develop that skill inevitably. @Cosmos_Cookie That's understandable. As long as i can still call you or anyone else who can't be her fan anymore a friend it's all good. "She's doing what we wanted her to, even if the reasons why aren't the ones we'd prefer. Not only might that be the best you could hope for, but it leaves room for her to reflect and maybe fully agree with her critics in the future (at least the well-meaning, good faith ones)." The fact that Contra A) Wants to stop debating people and just focus on videos B) Can't even go to that debate everyone was angry at her for because it was canceled Basically means she's off my personal shit list assuming she was ever on it to begin with. "@ExistentialEnso Hey if y'all are cool with it I'm upgrading Contra back to ""mostly fine, keep an eye on her to be safe but I think we're good."" Not loving that people want this drama to continue." @Allicrombie It's really not. My opinion on it has turned around on it considerably since seeing it. @JerrySkold @SecretGamerGrrl @AmazonChique I've been meaning to pick that up. @Lookin4Serenity Them's fightin words "@gwen_no_fear Fuckboys who like Star Wars certainly don't, that's for sure. Hey maybe they'll leave the fandom and we'll be rid of them." "Regardless of anything else, seeing the world slowly work out how it feels about The Last Jedi is a way more fascinating & enlightening reaction than blanket praise. We have a truly divisive Star Wars movie. That's really cool & ultimately indicative of successful art." "@SecretGamerGrrl @AmazonChique If she came bank at this point it'd be silly. Which sucks, b/c that final fight with Finn was over way too quickly. Also narratively he already DID that, just off-camera & with the tools of his trade (trash compactor). This fight was fanservice but it could have been better." Thread. Super interesting read! https://t.co/Q72aerimrl @arthur_affect I love the headcanon that Luke isn't heterosexual in part because it pisses people like that off. "*petty Someone murder my autocorrect, please." "It's pretty, I know. But if NOTHING else, the massages & themes TLJ was ATTEMPTING are worth praise. And the people dismissing those themes outright are worth ridicule." I'm not even ashamed to admit the fact that I'm consciously shifting my opinion on TLJ towards positive just to defend it against fuckboys. I'm getting close to just saying it's better than Empire so I know which people to ignore. @gwen_no_fear This person I've never heard of I have blocked which means it's likely they're listed on TERFBlocker. So that's... nice. @aliceincamera I thought it was called rollin' :P "Now you might say, ""Just because they hated TLJ doesn't mean it's clickbait."" No, the implication that it's worse than Attack of the Clones means it's clickbait. https://t.co/iO156hRrW5" I'm advocating for other victims whose stories I didn't hear fully. I'm playing it safe. Some of it is half-remembered now. I know I heard enough to feel that I need to keep letting others know. I don't like digging this up again. What sparked my investigation was so silly. I felt ridiculous DMing a more well-known trans person explaining that Laurelai is bad news because of an argument about lotion. Saw Laurelai's name pop up on my TL again. Might be helpful to share this thread from a couple months ago. https://t.co/RUJcr8Fshj @MagsVisaggs Black goes with everything. Even Christmas. "@the_moth_reborn @d_m_elms obviously I meant ""couldn't"" but I assume you got that" @the_moth_reborn @d_m_elms I'm a staunch defender of that movie and even I can't agree. @the_moth_reborn @d_m_elms I think we just need more time for these movies to become part of the cultural landscape because I could hum a single melody from Rogue One if I tried. That movie had a unique score until the higher ups asked that it be made to sound more Star Wars-y and it showed. "@d_m_elms There is a problem in Hollywood right now with the decline of melodic themes in big movies, but this is still John Williams and he made another John Williams score." @d_m_elms I had to think for a moment to remember Kylo's theme. Rey's theme was the most memorable new musical composition of TFA so I can't say I agree. That bell-sounding chime that sounded like a lost kid trying to find her place. I'd call it extremely memorable. @d_m_elms All four of them have themes... I'm confused? @aliceincamera Pacifier? For what purpose? "@transwitchlexi @Cosmos_Cookie I've already made lasting friendships coming back to Twitter this past summer. I didn't consciously think ""Tumblr sucks, let's try this instead"" but that is how it worked out and I'm glad I switched." @transwitchlexi @Cosmos_Cookie Twitter is more fun anyway 💕 "@transwitchlexi Same, actually. I also have another friend that felt she should come to Twitter last summer. Not sure what compelled me but I'm glad I did." @toygrind @chrismcfeely Stratosphere is a fantastic toy. Finally he gets the recognition he deserves. @queer_queenie At precisely 12am @KentabooRex @Cosmos_Cookie That's what I'm SAYING @ShivvyUnchained @SteampunkPenny Sometimes it works! Other times your Mistress will make you regret it~ @Cosmos_Cookie Everyone else asked permission but this sounded like an explicit invitation so I went for it dammit @Cosmos_Cookie Oooh yes Daddy~ 💞💦💕 @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/KRALzJpwOt @ShivvyUnchained @SteampunkPenny It was the best/worst... "@liz_matheson @SteampunkPenny Not diaper rash, love. :P Those are strike marks from Mistress's crop, with some photo manipulation to make it pop. We ain't no diaper furs over here." "I'm such a melty, subby, puddle of a slut rn~ Mistress got me so nice & red..." "@SteampunkPenny I think I learned my lesson, Mistress... I'm very sore..." "@SteampunkPenny Th-thank you for reminding me of my place, Mistress 🍑" @waitworry By compete coincidence I unfollowed him today because I hadn't seen him tweet in a while. Preemptively took care of that I guess. @genderemix Relatable @SteampunkPenny 😢😢😢 @SteampunkPenny *wh-wh-whiiiiiines* @NihiliaXIV D-didn't mean too... *whines* Mistress might have to use the cane tonight >_< Me: It's been long enough that I'm getting bratty it's not my fault~ Mistress: Oh so it's MY fault? Y'all I am big trouble >_> 💦 @alvietron Why hello there~ 💕🐰💞 FYI if we're mutuals I do not think you're a shitbag. I'm talking primarily about fuckboys. I'm starting to turn around on The Last Jedi. I've heard a lot of good arguments in defense of it & I'm getting pretty tired of overt shitbags hating on it with shitbag opinions. @loathepsalm Well that or she's a vampire @quatoria But the high is p nice tho I'm a bit concerned about the fact that Laura Dern hasn't aged in 24 years @FauxPup I mean you wanna talk about humiliation I've seen worse ideas @Vangelus https://t.co/Cl8XiPdoOn Love it when Mistress uses me as furniture~ 💦💞😍 "@quatoria I imagine so. For what it's worth, if you ever need to talk my DMs are always open. 💕" "@quatoria Oh my god I'm so sorry, quatoria..." "@MagsVisaggs I need to see it again. I think a number of characters fell back old beliefs. I do think the movie was attempting a message similar to that. I dunno, not sure it committed all the way to that concept?" @rCharlotteSmith This is the most fucking adorable thing ever omg 💕🏳️‍🌈💞 "@AmazonChique That's fantastic to hear, honestly. I've been hoping a second viewing would change my slightly negative opinion." Recap thread https://t.co/tJZSvrNOJn @Olivia_bfg Because you're awesome~ Took my last batch of eBay packages into the shipping place. Did the entire store stare at me because: A) I had just walked in the door B) I was carrying a lot of boxes C) I'm visibly trans D) My right eye is grossly bloodshot Who knows! 🙃 "I've been pruning my following list. Not dropping anyone who's following me, but if somehow you noticed that I stopped following you & you're sad about that, seriously let me know & I'll refollow. (Not sure how you'd see this announcement, but w/e)" "Just put some plushies from my childhood into a donate bin. It's not like I'm discarding every plush (FAR from it), but they look like old toys in the bad way so I don't want to display them, & if you had asked I would have said I already got rid of them. Still stings a little." @SteampunkPenny *wiggles* I'll do my best~ 💦 @ContraPoints Possibly the most ironic moment of 2017. At least on Trans Twitter. @SteampunkPenny Oh nooooo I gave my domme ideas whatever shall I dooooooo~ "Pants are starting to fit weird. I'm either losing weight or changing shape, both of which I am 110% okay with." @gdiClaire I think that's a Southern thing. Nobody does that shit here in Colorado. They're literally hoping you have a magically enchanted day. That's what that means. @SJWMEGATRON Yeah it was wild how TLJ takes a moment to remind you they somehow never met. That never even occurred to me. "@FelicityWyrd True. It's one of the many problems with prequels. If you care about continuity, you have to lock down details that you might not want to be beholden to 20 years later. I bet in 1980 he intended for Yoda to basically have Qui-Gon's role." "@FelicityWyrd It's so Lucas could have the character Qui-Gon while also making the following quote still make sense: ""There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me."" Trying to have his cake & eat it too." @Lookin4Serenity @ComradCapacitor https://t.co/NGJplOO585 @MagsVisaggs That's fair. @AdmiralTofu Them: Kirk or Picard? Me: Janeway @MagsVisaggs Definitely one of those things we talk about with each other. Cis people need not apply. @norintha @OrangeMangudai Fucking right Ugh "@MagsVisaggs It is very helpful to remember all this. It's all very true. I hate it when I hear it from my cis friends, though. >_>" "@norintha @OrangeMangudai I knew it was a Jonathan! But yeah, wrong dude." "@q_izzical @OrangeMangudai OH HIM Yeah I knew he was an anti-feminist, that sounds about right." @OrangeMangudai Smart move @AliceAvizandum Would you say it's completely off the rails? @OrangeMangudai Where have I heard this asshat's name before Portal song guy? Is that him? @aliceincamera Dysphoria is a stupid dumb that is always wrong about everything https://t.co/CwYjtILEHI "@forivall It's so needlessly confusing Why not use other terms Like ""friend""" "@SteampunkPenny Yes Mistress, sorry Mistress! >_<" @SteampunkPenny o.o Maybe... @AliceAvizandum @Cosmos_Cookie Omg is there something I'm interested in that's too extreme even for Alice!? @AliceAvizandum I think I thought you were Irish? I dunno. I don't read your tweets with an accent in my head. @Comrade_Yui Me (sobbing): Y-you can't k-keep calling everything fascist! Him: Crying? That's fascist. @SluttyRatAbby No worries 💞💕 @SluttyRatAbby Thanks but I have a a Mistress You heard me I've always been a good girl~ @cernobinch @AliceAvizandum @halalwaifu SMINKLEDORFED @AbbyFreakinRage Thank you~ Y'all should follow my good friend Jen! She's one of my closest friends & I love her to pieces 💕 https://t.co/Xm5thimmhD @norintha I post way to much. You're probably being healthier by avoiding that strat :P @princessfloof Oh good to know. I'll be deleting my tweet then Oh hey 800 followers~ @deathpigeon @AliceAvizandum GODDAMMIT VIKKY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT "@AliceAvizandum You're a community leader. You're funny & entertaining. Being a big name on Trans Twitter also means you've allowed trans people to meat each other & make new friends. I'm really happy you're a part of this hellsite, Alice 💕💞" @ExistentialEnso @lefty_sally It's an inversion of fake gamer girl which a lot of those same fuckboys like to call women who play video games. @Naan_Binary_ @AliceAvizandum Bread what have you done @aliceincamera Alice I'm too gay for this @fontiago Oh extremely "@ExistentialEnso @narcokitty404 There's been a recent thing on Twitter where apparently a bunch of people are trying to whitewash GamerGate's history with a bunch of us standing firm in response that no, it was always a hate movement." @ExistentialEnso Fake gamer boys are the worst @Naan_Binary_ @AliceAvizandum @DOGGEAUX I really do @AliceAvizandum That escalated quickly @dockropotkin Is anime real @AliceAvizandum @Naan_Binary_ @DOGGEAUX I I don't even understand this tweet and everyone's liking it and I feel left out help @AliceAvizandum @Naan_Binary_ @DOGGEAUX Alice don't tell me you're pro-skub "Fluid sexuality that's been being all fluid-like as fuck recently or not, I'm really feeling like a lesbian right about now and it feels pretty fucking good." Every now & then I stop & think Fuck yeah I get to be a girl 💕 It's kind of the fucking best @AliceAvizandum @Naan_Binary_ @DOGGEAUX But seriously tho fuck skub @ExistentialEnso I wish they'd leave you alone 😢 "@ExistentialEnso I'm going to have to get some soon But like, we're not going to wear them in bed" "y'all love to joke about ""lesbian problems"" but having each other's hair in your face gets so annoying" @Zanamaoria @Isotoxal I want that shirt @ExistentialEnso Oh i would have HATED you lol Glad you grew up :P @AliceAvizandum do we need to stage an intervention about you starting drama Do Do I need to get my Mistress to order you to stop @AbbyFreakinRage @AliceAvizandum EXACTLY WHERE MY MIND WENT TO. D: @AliceAvizandum If Amy is upset I'll be sad @AliceAvizandum ok @AliceAvizandum I'm not ready for another one of these. must we fight @aliceincamera Don't start another trans Twitter discourse Alice Plz @30_Helens Accurate @buttstown This is the kind of content I signed up for @buttstown A Transformers Christmas!? 💞💕 @buttstown Are they for your doggo? :3 @julesprom @rCharlotteSmith I'm not used to being represented out of nowhere like this @waitworry If I know anything about Ian he'll find a new low by next week. When have I ever been a bad girl I mean honestly @SteampunkPenny @Etsy *shivers* @dirak_ Feelings are p awesome imo tbh "@SteampunkPenny @Etsy Yes, Mistress. When I'm a bad girl 😢 💦💞" @aliceincamera @Cosmos_Cookie Yeah these pictures make me weak at knees 😍💦 "@mressnathans @SunglassPri @zezsty @kyleauxren Yes, so one would assume it took about 40 years to go from research to full implementation. Plus there was that whole ""Empire was all but destroyed"" thing that probably slowed it down a tad." @BootlegGirl @Baronesa1980 Why is he so wide @narcokitty404 Nonsense his scar is on the wrong side @AliceAvizandum #DostThouBleed @AliceAvizandum If anime has taught me anything It's because of all the cute girls on your TL @incantatricks Why are we cutting toast @AliceAvizandum Alice you deserve to have a sugar mommy. So excited to move in with Mistress~ I can start bringing over boxes after Christmas @cora_made_of Men Are Trash @cora_made_of Same omg Cora~ *whines* Estrogen horny hardly plays fair... 💦 "@stabbyallison The station I found them through was the one I have for The Epoxies, who I highly recommend 💕" GETTIN' REAL QUEER & THIRSTY ON MY TL NOT SURE I CAN DEAL @CallipygianQT Oh my yes 💦💕 @cora_made_of @emuchaton Fucking right!? @stabbyallison I learned of them a few months ago through Pandora. Quickly becoming one of my favorite bands. @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT She's being quite the handful >_> Been really feeling this song today https://t.co/kmqti3gR37 (In which case I'd recommend green ribbon) "I could be a present this Christmas Tie me up with a bow Don't even need wrapping, just beat me 'til I'm red 💕" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/SjKsrsrhA7 @emuchaton Same omg @Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton Oh my~ 💞💕 @MogTheConfessor @Rae_Cosmos That's a boob :3 @ParkerMolloy It was pretty good @Allicrombie @KentabooRex Very true. 💕 "@KentabooRex @Allicrombie I imagine she's aware of all that. She's really savvy about this stiff, like I said. It's why neither of us think this is the end." @KentabooRex @Allicrombie Well right now she doesn't really have much of anything in bitcoin and no cash to reinvest. She has money elsewhere though. There's a social media site that I think is still in alpha that uses cryptocurrencies that she's on the ground floor of. Missteps happen. @PlushieCS In the meantime Ross's Game Dungeon is p fun @Allicrombie I like to think so @Cosmos_Cookie It's okay. I'm not too broken up about it. Other people are figuring it out too. Makes me feel better. 💕 "I would've heard from my laser hair removal lady: ""You know bitcoin? I have this trans friend who made 9 million dollars off it!"" She'd be an interesting story. An abstract curiosity. The me of that universe is far more lonely." "What's keeping me sane is knowing I wouldn't have met her had she not cashed out when she did. She'd be living it up vacationing in some other country, no time to meet some random trans girl her friend wanted to introduce her to." @Cosmos_Cookie Some days I don't like the term lesbian and others I feel like I couldn't live without it. Honestly you talking about it yesterday really put to words what I've been feeling in a way I couldn't. @XylariaVG She's trying not to. She's actually really savvy when it comes to money stuff like this. I think we'll be okay in the long run. Maybe not 9 million okay. Can one's sexuality be fluid Mistress had some money in bitcoin. Had she not cashed out a couple months ago she'd have 9 million right now. She's been noticeably stressed about it for a couple weeks now. @00d4n1 Same @Roseofvines Not yet :/ @Cosmos_Cookie Enby dick is p amazing tbh @ForeverFrskyFox Not at all! 💕 @collar_made_of None~ "@Cosmos_Cookie Don't get me wrong, I'm quite happy with this development 💕" @Lessons2history Maybe the occasional extra sub or three per household~ @ClassicCommie This but unironically. With who I've been following lately my TL is going to be nothing but girlcock in a few months. @Felrender (That was before the Disney buyout...) @JordanPDunsmore @RoryWalkerEsq NEED @JordanPDunsmore AGREED "@JordanPDunsmore @RoryWalkerEsq Omg I unfollowed but never considered muting. Mutuals will often retweet him, I may need to do that." @JordanPDunsmore I AGREE THAT LINKARA DOES IT RIGHT BUT AT THE SAME TIME HAVING THAT OPTION KINDA DEVALUES THE WHOLE THING. JUST DON'T DO STORIES WITHIN REVIEWS. WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING? @RoryWalkerEsq @JordanPDunsmore Oh yeah his opinions are often trash. The way her venerates the Raimi Spider-Man films bugs the shit out of me. That and the eugenics. @JordanPDunsmore LOOK YOU'RE NOT WRONG BUT WHEN WAS LAST TIME YOU GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THEIR STORY LINES @JordanPDunsmore My mind immediately went to Red Letter Media. I'm having trouble thinking of a more perfect example of a Problematic Fave. "@N7IRL @SecretGamerGrrl I had forgotten, myself. I put Crews in the ""transphobic"" bin in my mind then moved on. I assumed it was googlable, though." @BrightLitany Our power slowly grows @CallipygianQT Omg stahp i can only get so thirsty! (Don't stop) "Not sure this skill will pay off in any way beyond gaining new friends & family, but that's still pretty cool." Not to brag but i rock it pretty hard at trans networking. @Peachqueenallie @Kitty_Cosmos @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT The writhing? Oh yeah. Basically our default state. @SecretGamerGrrl Terry Crews has made some transphobic comments this year too. That tweet seems pretty tone-deaf. @Peachqueenallie @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT Welcome to the club 😎 I'm a p cool tran. She should absolutely follow me. But I'm willing to let her come to that realization herself. Contra keeps showing up in my mentions and I'm all giddy~ @Peachqueenallie @CallipygianQT @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/qWaIbKnE2i @Kitty_Cosmos Poor kitty~ "@Cosmos_Cookie @Peachqueenallie @CallipygianQT And an extra sub who also likes to watch and is getting thirstier by the second, goddamn~" @Cosmos_Cookie @Peachqueenallie @CallipygianQT Just a bunch of squirming subs is what I'm saying @Cosmos_Cookie @Peachqueenallie @CallipygianQT What a lucky puppy~ Probably a lucky kitty too if I had to guess 💕 @CallipygianQT @Peachqueenallie @Cosmos_Cookie Same! It's only natural for us subs~ "@Peachqueenallie Saaaaaaaaame~ Just Mistress & I for now, but she does want more!" @Peachqueenallie @CallipygianQT @Cosmos_Cookie And frankly it's best if the sub is in the room listening~ @Peachqueenallie They're all so cute~ @PubicZirconium Reading that blurry sign I think this was taken at an Olympic village McDonald's. Never seen pictures from one. "Ravioli, ravioli Give me big boobliolis" @AgenderVoid I'm older than her by 7 months 😢 @STRONGSHARKTANK @BrightLitany I'd wear it only if I knew I'd be gendered correctly :/ "@BrightLitany @STRONGSHARKTANK ""Sorry ladies, I'm gonna be constantly crushing on all of you.""" "@queer_queenie Here ""normal"" means ""cis,"" but yes." @CallipygianQT *pets* I understand. The thirst is often unquenchable. "@CallipygianQT Would if I could~ I'd need permission from your owner, but more to the point there's a literal ocean between us. :P (Otherwise, sure, my girlcock is yours 💕)" "@BrightLitany When it's worn by a woman it takes on a much different, hilarious connotation." @CallipygianQT You poor thirsty girl~ @JordanPDunsmore SAME tfw your Trans Twitter moms are being cute https://t.co/QhQNDD0Nze @LeafyLeith @00d4n1 That was my first thought as well :P @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT @engineer_cougar And maybe film it? >_> "@JordanPDunsmore My theory was the Vader one and it wasn't disproved. The Force tried with a slave's son, why not a pauper's daughter? I think it's less likely now, but confirming who her parents are has nothing to do with reincarnation." @Kitty_Cosmos It certainly sounds like a conundrum... Now I'm wondering if my sluttiness will do the same to me when I get GRS >_> @Kitty_Cosmos That's adorable~ @Kitty_Cosmos Am i to understand you can cum from dilating because that's one hell of a gift @RealDorianDawes Because men are trash "At my current place: I go to bed with my phone at 80%, in the morning it's dead. At Mistress's: Phone was at 29%, in the morning it was 25%. I'll be moving in a month so it almost doesn't matter but it's very frustrating." @SquishVix @spectra_belle no this is patrick @Dorianwallace @BMCarbaugh @MikkiGorman I was gonna say... that level of dedication seems more like SCA's thing. @cora_made_of So easier without balls~ "@cora_made_of That too. Or if like, Trump's America makes it even harder for us to live here, at least my body won't be producing testosterone." @ChaKatKimber @norintha (I'm honored to see you're still following me 💕) "@RaeGun2k I had been going for like 3 months with no dysphoria or imposter syndrome or anything like that. I knew it couldn't last, though." @cora_made_of Fucking right Part of why I want an orchi is because I can get one much faster than a vaginoplasty and I don't want to be able to go back. There's no real danger of me doing that but I don't even want the option. Like just this nightmare scenario of going off HRT and cutting myself off from this community and being miserable again. I rarely get intrusive thoughts that are so textbook. "A sort of a dull haze of dysphoria has slowly engulfed me tonight, topped off by intrusive thoughts about detransitioning whhhhhyyyyy" Who named them gamer gators and not gamer sealions @Lookin4Serenity @queer_queenie same lol "@collar_made_of @aliceincamera I received a bit of that tonight, myself. I'm still learning~" @aliceincamera Not entirely relevant atm but can I just say you have the cutest boobs @collar_made_of @aliceincamera We all deserve a Mistress to teach us how to be good girls~ "@valeriehalla Transology, the study of trans! It's first grade!!" @aliceincamera Oh honey you need a domme real bad @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @upskuttle 💞💦💕 @rCharlotteSmith @Triclinia @upskuttle Omg I wish I could be there~ @rCharlotteSmith Was not my first guess but Seattle is super fun and queer. I visited there a couple months ago! Are you seeing someone special? "@rCharlotteSmith I have a guess as to where that flight is heading, but it's probably more polite to ask~" @norintha @ChaKatKimber And changed my life :P @ADirtyTrans @Peachqueenallie @0chloetheflower Jen that reminds me I need to taste your cooking @norintha @ChaKatKimber I mean you munched me @ADirtyTrans @Peachqueenallie @0chloetheflower I'm torn between being grossed out and thirsty af @sunflowerpit It's also the name of my band @Peachqueenallie @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/yPv079NFzn @Peachqueenallie Nice butt 💕 @MagsVisaggs I would be interested in seeing a detailed spoiler review from you. This movie did almost nothing for me despite loving this franchise as much as I do. I WANT to be convinced otherwise. @MagsVisaggs I've had similar experiences talking to others. Opinions on this movie have been all over the map. What's a good phone game without micro transactions? I don't mind if it costs money (since that's usually the trade off) @Cosmos_Cookie Fucking relatable @queer_queenie The show was designed to treat the model sheets very loosely. Allowing the individual styles of the board artists is a core component of this show. Fans who whine about this annoy the shit out of me. @Cosmos_Cookie I mean regardless of anything more I discover about my sexuality I like the term queer too. And 100% agreed about men. @Cosmos_Cookie I'm not sure what I am these days but I don't like men hitting on me. @Miss_Emme_Iris If this is another Dr Tran reference I've forgotten it @ExistentialEnso Oh nice thank you! I'll make sure to look into that @Cosmos_Cookie RIGHT?! @Cosmos_Cookie What is it with cishet men thinking every woman is excited to hear about or see their dick? "Oh neat, that's the second time this week. Was was in that last Windows 10 update? https://t.co/2V6Vxk37tw" @Cosmos_Cookie @Xena_Brand Sidecut sidehug @norintha Oooh I can't wait to see them 💕💞💦😍 "@norintha I mean, yeah. In a good way. 💕 I'm sure you'll be able to find new ways to surprise me, though~" @lesbiantifa nice @norintha https://t.co/qG2zZ8yu3R @emuchaton Also lol https://t.co/SZjAWJWpHx "@emuchaton ""Oh my I forgot I still had that!""" omg I need them~ https://t.co/EMq7ncp3cM "@Josieraiderfan Awww, thank you! You're awesome too! 💕💞" "@CaseyExplosion Willing to bet people still clinging to the ""I was tricked into thinking it was about ethics"" were likely part of one of the many corners of the internet that just took it as gospel that Sarkeesian was the devil. It's harder to find ppl who still beat that drum who aren't gross." "Holy shit update. @hipsterpelagius has theorized that NeutralWolf is a bot account that Likes any tweet with the word ""genderfluid."" I think that might be the case. I still have 27 people I know following them. They should know this account is a bot. https://t.co/hFphc9jM4D" @hipsterpelagius @neutralwolff @HexWitchCirce Oh my god you might be right. This would explain a ton. "I'm worried Binx & Cookie might be bonded. They're brother & sister and have never been apart before. Binx is mine, Cookie is my roommate's. When I move out I'm taking Binx with me. I really hope it won't be too hard on him. 😢 https://t.co/dLabuynnHR" @RadicalRobynett @Cstorm1166 @CheekiScrump @HexWitchCirce So many new people to block showing up in my mentions~ "If I had to guess, ""So dumb it must be satire"" because of either my or HexWitchCirce's identities. Like, I'm defending hir identity, and this sentient fedora might've read my bio where I say I'm a polyam pan transbian. I think satire means something different to the Right." Said callout post below for anyone who missed it. Still no word from NeutralWolf. https://t.co/hFphc9jM4D "So I guess I'm on Scrump's radar for that NeutralWolf callout. You keep some interesting company, buddy. https://t.co/DgTbbAezof" @scots_dragon My savior~ I really just want to watch the Come a Little Bit Closer scene from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 on repeat for a while. https://t.co/ZgtdBvGakx @NoahIsBig Han's not back. Kylo Ren is the most compelling villain in the entire franchise. "@NoahIsBig Oh, and I meant ""I'm not the only person I heard WHO disliked it,"" sorry." "@NoahIsBig I don't think it's a rehash of Episode V. If that's your main concern, you should see it." "@NoahIsBig I'm not the only person I heard you disliked it, but most people loved it. It's anything but a rehash of Empire. I've some argue it's Empire just jumbled into a different order, but its relation to Episode V is not why I disliked it." "@Cosmos_Cookie @TheSinSanity Cookie, you're the best 💕" Contra retweeted my tweet about her and it's blowing uuuuup! I'm all giddy. How's everyone else's morning? "@ContraPoints You've come so far! As a fellow tran, it's downright therapeutic to watch." "@_CEEFAX_ It's hard to say. But after maybe 20 hours or so I didn't feel a desire to keep going nor to beat Ganon. I chalk it up to ""Not being what I want from a Zelda game."" It's a good game. Great, even. But it left me disappointed." "@ZJemptv Well I guess that settles it, I should probably make a point to watch it. Nothing else about that show sounds appealing, but this isn't the first time I've had that episode recommend to me." @ZJemptv I love how recuperative crying can be now. "Seriously though can't recall if I shared this here but between one of my favorite film franchises shitting the bed, shitty food at the restaurant my mom took me to for my birthday, and being depressed that I was fucking 30 but still not on HRT, that was a rough fucking birthday." Though to be fair Stranger Tides back in 2011 was shit too. I just never thought they could make an even worse Pirates movie. "@Prisma_Punk @ExistentialEnso I'm specifically talking about like, Gamergaters and alt-righters and the like. I've seen a ton of fans of TLJ already jumping on people who are hating it for the ""wrong"" reasons for lack of better phrasing." "@Prisma_Punk @ExistentialEnso I have no allegiance to the director. I liked Looper, though. I fucking adore Star Wars and I always will. Loved The Force Awakens but they couldn't follow through apparently." @ExistentialEnso @Prisma_Punk I'm also not looking forward to being lumped in with the Mary Sue'rs and their ilk who apparently hated this one even more than TFA. @ExistentialEnso @Prisma_Punk I didn't like it either and it breaks my heart. Clunky is probably the most succinct word for it. Oh shit Pirates of the Caribbean did that too this year. Just about ruined my 30th birthday. Fuuuuuuck this year. https://t.co/WhRshSQTsh "@elysianechoes Whenever I use the term ""tran"" to describe myself I start quoting Dr. Tran in my head." @elysianechoes THANK YOU @arthur_affect I'm a part-time cladistics nerd and I approve this tweet. "@ZJemptv ""What about this caricature I just made up with individual attributes any other woman could have but when listed one all at once makes them seem mildly threatening if you squint a bit? Huh? Why's no one talking about them?""" @ChaKatKimber @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/3QEfF1eUOW @AliceAvizandum I think putting Mr. Fantastic in the water category is kinda stretching it. @arthur_affect Snakes are true lizards anyway if you stick to monophyletic grouping. "@cora_made_of I see you, though. I'd feel awful if my inaction played even a small role in you feeling you can't or shouldn't share that kind of stuff on your TL." "@cora_made_of Often when I see mutuals talk about personal stuff, especially if they're feeling really down about it, I kinda clam up. It's usually really hard to know what to say. That doesn't excuse allowing the silence to continue, though." Hickory smoked horses' buttholes "@emuchaton Saaaaame, ugh" "I've said this before, but @ContraPoints dunking on her past egg self gives me life~ https://t.co/SRLShsT1TA" "I feel Nebula on a deep, spiritual level. https://t.co/DXzmWJBkRg" @HexWitchCirce @RadicalRobynett Same haha "@queer_queenie @RadicalRobynett @HexWitchCirce Good to know, shit." "@RadicalRobynett @HexWitchCirce Doesn't surprise me, looking at that bio, but I wasn't aware they had a reputation." "What the actual fuck, @neutralwolff? I'll give you one reply to justify this before I block your happy ass. @HexWitchCirce is a close friend on mine. Fucking 29 people I know are following you (including me at first) & if there's not a good reason for this I recommend they stop. https://t.co/uE7f6ZzDHm" @elysianechoes Cutie~ @elysianechoes Watch the rest :P "@ADirtyTrans I don't want to hate it. I don't think it's awful, but both The Force Awakens and Rogue One left me with really positive feelings. The Last Jedi left me feeling like I need to see it again to fully articulate my thoughts. Not a great sign, but again doesn't mean it's awful." @SteampunkPenny 💕😍💦💕 "@SketchyGalore I keep hearing people say that, but you know what? Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is the perfect movie. It's literally perfect. That's an opinion I hold now." If you had told me last year that I would have rated Guardians of the Galaxy 2 higher than The Last Jedi I could have never believed you. Even if after seeing TLJ a second time I change my mind on it there's no chance in hell it'll be better than GotG2. "Watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 again despite watching it just a couple days ago. BECAUSE IT'S THAT GOOD Also, I need a palette cleanser after watching a less-than-good movie. >_>" "@____joan___ No, this is as lewd as I get lol" @emuchaton *soft gentle slapping noises* @ADirtyTrans *huuuugs* I guess it could be worse. I'll be out in a month and living with Mistress. Sorry you have to wait longer. D: I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here I hate living here @rCharlotteSmith @ContraPoints Her voice in the commentary? Her voice has progressed a ton since even then. You can tell she takes her voice training extremely seriously. @SatanaKennedy I mean that makes sense. I'd probably get super subby being on the receiving end 💕 "Roommate likes to bake, her boyfriend likes to cook. There is never any room in the fridge of freezer. Most of the food I can't have (makes sense, I didn't buy nor prepare it). I just don't really have a fridge half the time." @Cosmos_Cookie Awwww! 💕 Sounds like one of the good ones. :3 I swear I discover more artists by reverse image searching re-uploaded art than any other way. @Cosmos_Cookie omg Cookie anyone would love to have you in the family 💕 "@Cosmos_Cookie That's fair. I guess you shouldn't punch yourself in the tit, then." @Cosmos_Cookie The best way to deal with cishets in the house is to queer it the fuck up in my experience. :P @Cosmos_Cookie It'll REALLY establish dominance if you're wearing your tentacle strap-on at the same time. "@AceYuriBot @RachelOdessaS I know you're a bot, but if anyone reading this wants to see and share the original: https://t.co/WtjWXx6Bv3 Looks like they're also on Twitter: @theskywaker" Be still my gay heart https://t.co/vvNG4gtUso @Djw175 Yes you are~ "@Cosmos_Cookie If he's not, look him in the eye and beat your chest to establish dominance. He'll know to stay away." @Cosmos_Cookie omg best compliment all week lol 💕 @FoxyChewToy On Netflix I bet? Really glad it's on there. Best MCU movie IMO "@Cosmos_Cookie BORN TO QUEER GENDER IS A FUCK Pinkpill Em All 1989 I am trash enby 410,757,864,530 OWNED CUTIES" @FoxyChewToy https://t.co/xjbuouI5Hh @Corgi_of_death That's actually how I do it! Same basic concept as sublingually though. "Oooooh this might be one of those ""Feeling hormonal and I hate everything days,"" huh? ... Yeah it's one of those." "Remember that part in My Own Worst Enemy by Lit where they go ""Awooo~"" over and over?" @FoxyChewToy It's called being sarcastic on twitter dot com @FoxyChewToy I've been smoking regularly since 2010. :P "I really want to hear what Red Letter Media though about The Last Jedi. And I don't mean Harry Plinkett (though sure, I'll watch that), just the regular RLM guys. They didn't pull any punches for their Rogue One review." @cora_made_of Oh no Cora noooooo D: HEY YOU STUPID PRINTER NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GO ALL DIVA ON ME THESE PACKAGES NEEDED TO SHIP OUT YESTERDAY "@cora_made_of @Cosmos_Cookie Funny you should say that, given what I was thinking of when I made that tweet :P https://t.co/lXBo8CUB6K" "Yes Pandora, I like classic Weezer but that's not the feel I want for this particular station." @Cosmos_Cookie Found Pizza is best pizza. @AberantShard @BlazerBluejeans https://t.co/2PXzKXoeBZ Feeling very agitated at the moment. I thought pot was supposed to help with that. "And I know I can delete suggested words, but A) That still takes time and mental energy from being frustrated and B) I still notice I often don't swipe far enough to grab letters like O and A. I'm too fast and sloppy to get much out of this feature beyond frustration." I just want to get these fucking eBay packages DONE AND OVER WITH but my roommate's printer is being an ass. "I'm just going to turn off swipe typing on my phone. It's responsible for every frustration when I text, and there are so fucking many. I get ""Dionne"" instead of ""done,"" ""ou'd"" instead of ""if,"" and I somehow taught it the word ""hauk5"" instead of ""half.""" @thelindsayellis Ship wars. Ship wars never change. @anarchopupgirl @transwitchlexi OMG same @Miss_Xhiel You could describe what you'd like to do to me~ My hair makes a really good handle just sayin' Not to be horny on main again but I really need to be fucked @ViddyRin Oof I'm sorry XP "@Comrade_Yui I mean, she had no training. Just some lessons. I'm not one of those ""UUUUGH REY IS A MARY SUE FUUUUCK"" people. The fact that she didn't train at all doesn't bother me. But what they wanted to show her doing they didn't spend enough time on IMO." "@ZJemptv I too remember when my atheism was the most important aspect of my life. Then I grew up a little. Still an atheist, but I don't feel that's the most important thing to focus on in 2017." What a handsome dragon boy~ https://t.co/TvAbEMbZl9 "@BlazerBluejeans My only regret is ""soy girl"" doesn't rhyme. :/" "So, my endo is pretty cool and basically was like, ""If you feel fine, your levels are fine"" BUT the ideal is E levels at around 100 and T levels at below 50. My E was a hair about 50 just six weeks ago before I started taking it sublingually, so it really does help." @ViddyRin That's totally fine as long as you feel great and like the changes you're seeing! 💕 "@Comrade_Yui I liked it, though a lot of the stuff with him and Rey felt weirdly rushed, especially the whole scene where she reaches out with her feelings. I had an inkling as to what would happen because of the trailer, but for a reveal like that you need to take it slower." "MY ESTROGEN LEVELS ARE ABOVE 100!! 104, to be exact. Exactly where they need to be. And my testosterone levels are at 12. Just fucking 12. I'm laughing at how pitiful my T levels are. This feels great. The trick was switching to taking my E sublingually." "Hey y'all, small announcement. If you notice me say ""Star Wars"" or ""The Last Jedi,"" just keep scrolling just to be safe. I'll avoid overt spoilers but it's possible some of my mutuals may not." "@Comrade_Yui I actually liked that scene. It's fucking bizarre because almost every scene, taken on its own, I loved. The movie felt lesser than the sum of its parts." @cora_made_of nice I've been going back and forth on The Last Jedi all morning. I need to see it again just to be sure. The problem is the last movie I had this reaction to (complete with feeling I needed to see it again) was fucking Transformers Revenge of the Fallen... "@Baronesa1980 @steve_shives @petercoffin Looks we're dunking on the same crowd that wined that Rey was a Mary Sue. That's not me, but I was heartbroken to find this movie just left me feeling disappointed." "@Baronesa1980 @steve_shives @petercoffin Some of the humor felt misplaced. One scene in particular I felt devalued an otherwise epic, space opera-y moment by adding an unnecessary laugh." "Two of my favorite franchises had entries in 2017, Zelda and Star Wars, and both of them disappointed me. Is this that ""getting old"" I keep hearing about?" I... I'm really broken up over this. Like the only reason I want to see it again is to make sure I didn't hate it. That's a prequel era kind of reaction. Instead of sleeping I'm just going to drown my sorrows in pot and phone until the battery dies. "No one in my screening cheered at any of the parts they were ""supposed"" to. That realization was pretty defeating." "@cutpriceguignol I do want to see it one more time just to be sure, but my hopes that my opinion will change aren't very high at this point. I felt better walking out of Rogue One and that's a deeply flawed movie without any solid characters. What the hell happened." @cutpriceguignol I really wanted to enjoy it to. I agree with just about all of this and it breaks my heart. :/ """I promised her I'd give it to you."" Um, cool. Probably just gonna throw it away." "The weird part is her mom isn't a TERF or anything. She's pretty cool. But even if the article was benign, those are all either red flags or shit I have no use for." My roommate: Hey my mom clipped out this article from a conservative magazine from the UK explaining what trans people are for people who've never heard of them. Me: Literally no part of what you said I either need or want. "You know what? This might just be a simple case of my expectations were astronomical. Few movies could have met that level of expectation. I might just love Star Wars too fucking much, lol" Transbian relationships are so gay even TERFs are forced to agree that they're gay. "@RoryWalkerEsq All the more reason I'm pretty sad right now. I want to be glowing over this movie. I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it. Even when I parse out the parts that felt ""off"" to me they seem great. It's like to me the movie is less than the sum of its parts." @Peachqueenallie (literally me with practically every trans woman I meet) I gots a case of the transbian real bad Oh hey I just realized the petty way in which Disney's purchase of Fox intrigues me. Fox has distribution rights for Star Wars Episode IV IN PERPETUITY. Literally forever. This is not longer a concern whatsoever. It also might assist in us getting releases of the original cuts. "This is why I think a re-watch might actually improve my opinion on it. But it still means I wandered out of the screening going, ""Well was that was a movie,"" as opposed to TFA's ""I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS FFFFFFUUUUUUUCK""" I felt as if I was playing catch up to each plot point as each one subverted my expectations at every turn. Grappling with how new and unexpected each turn was kept me from staying in the moment and enjoying the movie for what it was. Arguably that was my fault. "Even if upon rewatching I find more to like about The Last Jedi, my first impression wasn't one of immediate adoration like it was with The Force Awakens and I'm a little sad about that. Can't re-do a first impression." @SquireOfCydonia @ExistentialEnso lol Thorne and I are pretty much exhausted from talking about it. :P "@cora_made_of I'd be okay with, giant fangirl of the MCU that I am." "2011: This whole ""DC vs Marvel"" thing is stupid & forced. No one I know actually pretends it's us vs them. 2018: I really need the entirety of the DC Universe to die forever. Movies especially, but comics too. Torch the whole thing & salt the earth." "@mrfeelswildride That's Ahmed Best, the actor for Jar Jar Binks. Also, this wasn't for stunts, it was sort of a pre-motion capture technique." @thornyharlot This is all very tempting but I'm already happily owned 💕 "@ExistentialEnso If you want to get into finer details, we might want to take it to DM's before I say too much tho." "@ExistentialEnso I'm still digesting how I feel about the movie, but I wouldn't call ANY of that safe or bland. TLJ worked extremely hard to shake every single element up that could possibly be shaken up. It's like they took the complaints that TFA was too much of an ANH throwback to heart." @thornyharlot But I have so many fetishes already *whines* "@ElFarcher (It's only bad if you have information specifying otherwise. If you have no idea, defaulting to they/them is actually a great idea 💕)" "@ElFarcher (I appreciate it! Make a habit of checking the bios of people, especially trans people, if you want to make less mistakes with regards to pronouns. I'm not mad 💕)" "@ElFarcher Cataract surgery. A blood vessel burst which wasn't supposed to happen, though it's nothing to worry about. It doesn't hurt and I have eye drops that should heal it in time. Looks gross as fuck, though." @FreyaTail Too long. "@ElFarcher She/her works fine. I put my phone away as soon as the trailers start. During commercials though? Fuck that, I'm staying on my phone. I refuse to be held hostage by television commercials shown before the movie I paid for." "If you consider vague descriptions of overall quality too much of a spoiler like I do, stop reading here. ... The Last Jedi subverted every single expectation I had. Because of this, I found it a very hard movie to digest. I liked it, but I need to see it again." @alvietron OMG SAME Everyone be good I'm in the theater and whoever is behind me can see everything Pretty sure showing commercials before a move is considered a war crime in some counties #TheLastJedi 💕💕💕 https://t.co/apfrlPUMGw @ContraPoints @rCharlotteSmith OMG CONTRA I'M A HUGE FAN https://t.co/mBBFvQIGNK Alright I'm leaving to see #TheLastJedi!! Been waiting two years for this! C-3PO loves his gay enby astromech counterpart. They're an adorable couple. @HarrisonLaine I H U N G E R F O R M O R E A T T E N T I O N Want me to ruin the Original Trilogy for you? None of the lightsabers actually light/color the scenes they're in. Sorry not sorry "@rCharlotteSmith I mean you deserve it. You're like a nexus for trans women. Were it not for you I wouldn't be where I am, knowing who I know." Weird thing they don't tell you about getting an artificial lens implanted: For a couple days your vision will jiggle a little when you move in certain ways almost like the lens is shifting. Groooooss "You know I might have ruined my shot at getting a follow from Contra by flat out asking, but in my defense that strategy worked for Alice, Cookie, & Zinnia so I feel justified." @HarrisonLaine Also possible "Omg @rCharlotteSmith just stumbles into Contra's videos one night and gets a like from her, meanwhile I've been wanting her to notice me for months. :P Charlotte I pretend hate you so much rn 💕" @RoryWalkerEsq Possibly. I'm not to arrogant to think a blocking is impossible tho :P @vvvampireslut true facts "If this was because I said Contra was ""the best"" I'm gonna laugh." @ContraPoints @rCharlotteSmith Senpai please notice me~ 💕 (and maybe follow me too if you like my stuff? :3) Both my follower and following count dropped by one at the same time. I think a mutual blocked me lol @rCharlotteSmith @ContraPoints Perfect 💕 @rCharlotteSmith @ContraPoints ALSO seeing Contra dunk on her past egg self is required viewing: https://t.co/SyfLWPFyja Well fuck between the blue screen of death (still can't believe I had one in 2017) and my computer taking three centuries to reboot I no longer have just enough time to finish The Force Awakens before leaving for The Last Jedi. Gonna have to skip the last ten minutes. @rCharlotteSmith @ContraPoints She's kind of the best. Pretty sure I had been suggesting you watch her for like months now. :P "@SteampunkPenny Of course, Mistress, you know best 💕" "@SteampunkPenny So there is >_> Sorry, Mistress" "@SteampunkPenny I'd love for you to show me how it works, Mistress! 💕" "@SteampunkPenny Now I have, Mistress, thank you" @SteampunkPenny Oh my I can't wait for you to try out out either! 💕 @LxFrancis @anarchopupgirl I bet I'd be into that honestly @SteampunkPenny *giggles* I wrote that tweet last night when you were asleep and I was awake and horny 💕 "@SteampunkPenny I especially like it when YOU bite me, Mistress 💕💦💕" What the actual fuck blue screens of death are still a thing https://t.co/PWteqcI70x @BlazerBluejeans I still haven't seen it though! <_< @BlazerBluejeans Some have seen it. Depending on time zones there are entire sections of the planet who can't see it if they wanted to. And it's also sold out everywhere I'd imagine. (I'm seeing it in about 2 hours >_>) @aliceincamera omg you're gorgeous and I am very gay hello~ @HRHStarflare Oh yeah it's definitely comes from using male pronouns as default. Still silly. """You got a family? Got a boyfriend? Cute boyfriend?"" I choose to read this as Finn wondering if Rey knows any cute guys, maybe with some hot single guy friends." @aliceincamera Yet more relatable content from Alice on twitter dot com HEY IF THEY JUST STRAIGHT-UP GLOSS OVER FINN'S PTSD AND PRETEND HE'S ALL BETTER NOW IN THE LAST JEDI IMMA BE PRETTY MAD "So I guess if Finn & Poe's relationship took a turn towards the romantic in TLJ I would have heard so by now. I bet they'll throw us a bone in the inevitable sequel comic (ala Legend of Korra), but we shouldn't settle for table scraps." *flips table* R2-D2 & BB-8 ARE NON BINARY FOR FUCKS SAKE "*pounds fists on table* WHERE'S MY LADY ASTROMECH, LUCASFILM!?" """Finn, I'm gonna call you Finn, is that alright?"" Amazingly sweet of Poe to ask, rather than just flatly state he's renaming FN-2187 without his permission." "All droids eventually develop a personality without regular memory wipes, so relating to an astromech as a friend is not unheard of. Anakin, Luke, Poe and Rey all do it. But there's no need to gender them unless they ask for it." "Kind of bizarre that astromechs in the Star Wars universe are automatically gendered male. Female protocol droids exist. ""Human/cyborg relations"" and all that means humanoids should feel comfortable with a friendly face/voice. But astromechs are walking computers." JUST enough time to watch The Force Awakens before leaving for The Last Jedi tonight 💕 @norintha @aliceincamera I mean I've always had a thing for inflation/preg. But Alice IS a bad influence :P @aliceincamera GOD same Alice you're such a bad influence~ @MattyFranklyn Thew videos are weirdly relaxing and welcoming despite the high energy. @deathpigeon Yes we should! 💕 @deathpigeon I've always wanted to watch that too lol @AnaMardoll Hear fucking hear! "Just got half sir'd at Staples tonight. What's a half sir? It's when they stop at ""s-"" mid-word because they realize they aren't sure. Being read as androgynous 6 months into HRT is a win in my book." "Love how I got a free poster for my Last Jedi ticket preorder except no I didn't, I was supposed to redeem a code when I bought the ticket two months ago. Instead of, you know, just giving me one at the theater like they used to. Oh and their free posters are sold out now." @aliceincamera same @CallipygianQT OMG CUTE "Look at this cheeky motherfucker. ""Yeah that's right, T-rex + gun = dragon, what of it?"" https://t.co/C9ewaBhiHS" "@norintha Power Rangers were never my thing as a kid, but I know about the Dragonzord. Didn't know there was a red on, though! No, this is the final form Megatron took in the Beast Wars cartoon after he fused the original G1's Megatron's spark with his own." He also turns into this... thing because of course he does. (He goes by the name Perfect Beast PE-DX09 Mega Dragon if you want to look him up) https://t.co/FbmXd9uyG6 So next May this sexy-ass unofficial Transmetal 2 Megatron is being released & despite selling off the bulk of my toy collection I can't very well NOT pre-order him. My birthday's in May. And my HRTversary is the month after. This is a justifiable purchase. https://t.co/SL1Y1sSCtD 6 hours until I get to see #TheLastJedi and I'm vibrating in my seat with excitement!!! @ADirtyTrans It really is 💕 Jen I'm discovering so much about myself :3 Something I discovered this week: I love being bitten~ 💕💦💞 @CiaraTheBraid @EbThen I'm hoping for D's. The dream is DD. @CiaraTheBraid @EbThen Yay boob growth! Mine seem to be in a huge hurry as I've already got a decent amount of growth. Makes me think the final size of them will be quite satisfying. @CiaraTheBraid @EbThen OMG you are! Positively gorgeous 💕 @LivyAubergine Gorgeous 😍 @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/sBpITtpVYM @Cosmos_Cookie I'd imagine only a squiddle bit. @SiobhanFTB OMG good idea! "Well shit. I've been on HRT for 6 months but I can't take a selfie to celebrate because my right eye looks all bloody. Still, 6 months! Woo!" "Pull my hair, spank me & call me your good girl" @norintha Normal is boring tho Mistress's silly pupper literally trying to get between us lol 💕🐶 https://t.co/wXIfQc7XY3 """I find your lack of spoiler warnings disturbing."" https://t.co/y1JmR6yvXu" @KatrinaR47 Oh good another TERF to block. I'm thankful for the heads up. Future generations will be ashamed of how bigoted cis people have been to trans people. That's how this inevitably always goes. Unless we slide backwards in a bad way. When I see two adorable polyam transbians flirting on my TL https://t.co/5MEbboEJ32 @Cosmos_Cookie @Ulexar https://t.co/ZNIwuidkWN tfw I'm wide awake & horny and Mistress is asleep >_< "(""Full lesbian"" is some super gross bi-erasing language & I apologize for it. There's no excuse for that. I don't want to fuck up the thread so I won't be deleting it but what I said was not cool)" @WynneOwner Yeah I thought of that after I posted it. I don't really think there's a justifiable excuse for that kind of language. Do you think I should delete it and try again? @BoringNerdyKate Come for the tiddie Stay for the gender analysis @cora_made_of Fucking preach it (Referring to Korra of course -- Tracer is full lesbian & straight fake gamer boy tears resulting from that fact give me life) "LRT insecure straight boy's enjoyment of a thing can't even sustain the main character being BISEXUAL. Men, everyone." Blood vessel in my eye is turning pink in some places (rather than deep red) which I'm pretty sure means the drops are working 💕 @WynneOwner Relatable content from your friend TransSalamander here on twitter dot com @LeftAtLondon Make that 77 💕 Oops I fell asleep at 7:30pm & woke up at 12:30am What sleep schedule? @HexWitchCirce Omg adorable~ "Trans women, being women, can of course be lesbians. BUT the term transbian is a really helpful one that a ton of us identify with." @SecretGamerGrrl @arthur_affect The most romantic parts of Empire were overseen by Kirshner. Lucas has never understood romance. "@ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny Well I guess if everyone's so excited we simply MUST play~ The board game, I mean :P" @Cosmos_Cookie @CallipygianQT @TheSinSanity Shouldn't play with what isn't yours after all~ "Hey Twitter, I no longer want to see Trevor Noah's face ever since he tried to ""both sides"" antifa. I've clicked ""I don't like this ad"" at least 3 times now. Take the hint." (I'm feeling a tad dysphoric I'll admit) "I say I'm not dysphoric about my genitals, but some evenings I'd really like to be rid of that fucking bulge." @rCharlotteSmith What is it with cishets and their hangups over sex? Group sex is amazing~ 💦 @danjjj It can be really hard meeting new people. :/ @elysianechoes You should! 💕 The surgery caused a blood vessel to burst in my eye. It doesn't hurt & apparently is nothing to worry about (got eye drops to help it heal) but it squicks me out to think about it or see it in the mirror 🤢 If Nebula doesn't get a shot at killing Thanos in #InfinityWar we riot OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG https://t.co/Nc1ICxJSNd This movie also has my favorite male character in the MCU too https://t.co/7BMUzTM4fF "@Sabriality @overwatchleague It's a little big, but you look cute as heck in it 💕" "@SoulTatt @00d4n1 A cis woman like that would do well to start by asking trans women what being a woman is like, given that we have to discover and understand our gender despite what almost everyone else around us tell us. We have to earn our gender. Ask US what being a woman means." @SoulTatt @00d4n1 The bottom line is We don't have to ask cis women What's it's like to be women @SoulTatt @00d4n1 We go through estrogen-based puberty just like cis girls do. And I bet she doesn't think cis women who for whatever reason can't get pregnant aren't real women. (Second place goes to another female Guardians character~) https://t.co/ngPZS1xttZ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is on Netflix! Still the best MCU movie with my favorite female character in the franchise~ https://t.co/iYjZEnXNkF "@00d4n1 Seriously this is still irking me. So apparently according to TERFs, as a trans woman, in order for me to be a ""real"" woman I need to ask a cis woman what being a woman is like, at which point she'd tell me ""Have a vagina"" I suppose? How does that make sense?" @aliceincamera @q_izzical This reply is trans culture (If we've chatted for any length of time on Twitter you are absolutely one of those friends for me) "You know those friends that you're NEVER annoyed to hear from on Twitter, Discord, Facebook, etc? The ones you could talk for hours with about anything? I feel so lucky to have so many of those 💕💞" https://t.co/mp8ZyfpTU6 I mean I kinda asked for this https://t.co/gHXAMR2l1R "@00d4n1 Gee I wonder why I never asked cis women what it's like to be a woman? Why on earth have I, a WOMAN, never asked some random egotistical bitch, what being a woman is like? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 GUESS THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW" "Replying with ""same"" to thirsty subby shit from your trans mutuals is trans culture" @aliceincamera Same tbh Gay pride flags are some of my favorite candy~ https://t.co/guM9H9OiQ9 SHE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAAAH https://t.co/pPdegyS5hz Omg @MogTheConfessor is following me! Welcome! 💕💜💕 Sounds like quitter talk https://t.co/wa7O8s4b2O @Shubbabang same @genderemix @aliceincamera Go slow and practice suppressing your gag reflex @SatanaKennedy Satana you're amazing omg @genderemix @aliceincamera we didn't fuck the fire it was always flamin' why you blamin' @AliceAvizandum @MogTheConfessor Omg the world deserves an Alice/Cosmos family crossover @genderemix @aliceincamera is lube a fire suppressant "I think the strangest thing about Rowling defending Depp is even if he wasn't an abuser, he hasn't been relevant as an actor for like a fucking decade. Hollywood still assumes he draws crowds but he's a joke to anyone who sees more than 3 movies a year." "@larry_draws I love seeing artists give She-Hulk the build she deserves. See also: Power Girl & Wonder Woman. If male super heroes are buff, female super heroes should be too." @Cosmos_Cookie Good to know! 💕💜 @emuchaton may i succ plz miss "My balls are so much smaller and it's so weird. Good, cute even, but weird." @00d4n1 Samus Returns fucking rocks @Djw175 @Kalindlara Gonna be Under pressure From angry fans. @00d4n1 They sell it separately. Think of how little the Switch comes with. It's a way to keep prices down. "@00d4n1 That is correct. It's how they do it all the time in Japan apparently. For me, I already had a 3ds (& thus its charger) so it didn't affect me much but it is indeed bullshit." @Ulexar Omg I'd cuddle you to pieces if I could D: @Ulexar True facts @Kalindlara Thick tail & hips for days 💕💯 "Fursuit goals, honestly https://t.co/E7Lv6BYodH" @Lessons2history I mean Can you even be too high @Kalindlara I dunno... am I shadowbanned? Is that how that works? @Kalindlara It makes me want to play her more lol @rCharlotteSmith Y Y-yes I think @TiaZenSin @rCharlotteSmith M U S T C O N S U M E M O R E S O U L S @rCharlotteSmith I don't have anything to add other than to say I did this for the first time last night and I LOVED it~ @rCharlotteSmith OwOuldn't it be nice~ @rCharlotteSmith @XylariaVG All my friends are trying to get me into piss and it's working wtf @rCharlotteSmith @KCWasTaken Oh my do I know this lucky person~? @rCharlotteSmith Omg good girl~ @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny *vibrates with excitement* 💕🐰💞 @SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans Hopefully we can work out a visit next year! @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny Yes you do!! 💕💜💕 @CynicalCass @cora_made_of I'm way more terrified of men too. That's DEFINITELY a thing. @cora_made_of I haven't experienced that but I'd chalk that up to just being more in tune with your emotions. Harder to tamp that shit down and ignore it. @Cosmos_Cookie @genderemix FWIW this was my first interaction and I thought it was a mostly positive/funny one. https://t.co/zW1nNXlETF OMG Mistress spoils me~! 💕 (@SteampunkPenny) https://t.co/Ya4buRQ4h5 "@XylariaVG No need, I understand 💕" How have I never noticed this?! Doctor who performed my surgery: So the new lens stretched out your pupil into more of a circle. It should be back to its normal shape eventually. Me: What shape was my pupil originally?! Doctor: Kinda like a clover? Mistress: *nods in confirmation* Me: Whaaaat?! @XylariaVG *offers hugs* :/ @isolfurj https://t.co/Jt4MyXaZwb @XylariaVG I recall you mentioning that. The American health care system blows chunks. @XylariaVG I'm so sorry :/ @HexWitchCirce There's noticeable pain but that's to be expected. Ibuprofen hasn't kicked in yet. @Cosmos_Cookie I've barely used it. Couldn't say. Also this plastic patch makes me look like a pirate from the Fifth Element universe. Joke: People with glasses are technically cyborgs! Woke: People with artificial lenses implanted in their eyes are the actual cyborgs https://t.co/ttO721z1kw @Cosmos_Cookie I mean there's Mastodon but it's not super active. I made sure to nab the TransSalamander username on there. @RoryWalkerEsq Cataract surgery "@BexTalksSex Oh my, hello there~ 💕" "@emuchaton Now when you say hard, do you mean like kinda rough, or ""pin me to the wall and pound me until I'm a stuttering, quivering puddle of girl""?" "Surgery went great! Everyone respected my pronouns, except for this wrist band which I will be burning later~ 🔥 https://t.co/UJueYVf7of" @SteampunkPenny I'm so lucky to have a Mistress that loves me as much as you 💕💕 @Lewd_Dolly It does indeed (I don't actually know this person & It's entirely possible they're doing this to avoid spoilers I'm just posting this as a bit of a light joke) https://t.co/USPUMHdlYZ Lol how much you wanna bet they misgender me while I'm under fffffffff "Cataract surgery today, wish me luck 💕👀" @emuchaton Omg yes please @Djw175 I mean you are too cutie let's revel in this @Djw175 I know it's the fucking best~ "Girls are perfect, pass it on" @ChaKatKimber @ZJemptv Why does Twitter do the thing where I can see that this is a reply to Zinnia but I can't see what she said. Not to derail the convo but it's annoying af @ChaKatKimber None of these right wing fucknuggets gave two shits about ANY of the issues surrounding this suicide. Talk about concern trolling jesus fucking christ "@TransTwill @deathpigeon If you ever catch me doing it, I do apologize. Not that this excuses it, but I am trying. I still mess up occasionally." "@deathpigeon I've been trying really hard to remove those words from my vernacular. They're NEVER what you mean. Finding better words isn't just less ableist, it's more descriptive. Everyone wins." @Lessons2history @0LilFlower0 If anyone spoils this movie for me I will find them and tickle them to death @0LilFlower0 @deathpigeon Feels like 23 years ago fuck this year @LivyAubergine Oh no it's Captain America's far less popular cousin lol Are retweets cool btw? @LivyAubergine How could anyone call you out for being late when you're that effing cute tho @queer_queenie I don't know that I could ever date a cis person again. Trans girls just do it better honestly~ @extyrannomon My favorite Digidestined Digimon!! That's a new lock screen for me~ https://t.co/VHry2SAsnI @ContraPoints Awwww the lonely little cishet honestly thinks queer sex is worse. They'll never know the truth~ @Sabriality GROSS @Cosmos_Cookie @BoringNerdyKate Awwww D: @BoringNerdyKate You'd need so much fucking cum tho @Djw175 And not for nothing but a ton of trans women find tall women hot af myself included~ @Djw175 https://t.co/9Axbt9Z573 @Cosmos_Cookie @TheSinSanity Cookie you're literally a muse @TheSinSanity @Cosmos_Cookie This is art @MattyFranklyn It's 20 past day there's fish on my tray @MattyFranklyn But Look at the clock It's almost 8 @MattyFranklyn Matty go to bed. @aliceincamera It's a cutie cryptid~ @Cosmos_Cookie Honestly it's only an issue if you acquire more than 4. THEN you're a crazy cat enby. @NeitherNora @RoryWalkerEsq Honestly I'm most angry about this @BoringNerdyKate Honestly same Someone explain Cat Person to me I have no interest in reading it but it's the hot new Twitter meme. @MattyFranklyn Matty this is why we don't go to bed at 8 "@KentabooRex Look I don't wanna kink shame him, but..." @KentabooRex I'm more giggly on E too 💕 @XylariaAD I hope that changes for you 💕 @XylariaAD Things might change faster than you think. @XylariaAD You deserve that. 💕 "@SteampunkPenny It was sooooo good X_x Thank you, Mistress 💕💞💦💦💞💕" @cordy_fox @8bitdo Good to know! LRT Internet Hippo is the absolute best & if they ever milkshake duck on us I'm pretty sure my psyche will treat it like the death of a family member. """Let's both get big luscious titties and rub 'em together."" - @SteampunkPenny" @cora_made_of The more kinky friends the better IMO. 💕 Kink is good for the soul. "@ExistentialEnso I get what you mean. I have less than a quarter of your follower count, so I'm not speaking from experience here. I'm really happy to count you as a friend. You being well-known facilitated that in a small way. But not all of us are cut out for this. Not sure I am either." @KatyMontgomerie To say the least. "@ExistentialEnso I think that everyone has that right. The problem is not everyone recognizes it. The more well-known you get, the less it'll feel like that's something you have a right to. But you can't possibly represent everyone's experiences and no one should expect you to." @emuchaton Maybe a lick or two too~ "@cora_made_of Kids pick up FAST if you don't belong. I was the bottom rung of the social ladder from kindergarten through high school. And yeah it was almost certainly because I was trans, even if no one including myself knew it." "@skeletonpope I feel like it could be argued she's futch, but to imply she's femme is hilariously wrong." @AliceAvizandum Just the fact that your bot has some quality tweets should speak volumes. :P "@ClassicCommie I had never heard of him until after he went off the deep end, but my partner assures me that, once upon a time, he was a positive influence in her life. She agrees that he's not anymore, though. To say the least." Not to be too hard on myself but it wasn't because of my voice over the phone. I know that Kaiser has a note about my preferred name and pronouns. But some doctors and receptionists STILL get it wrong so it was nice to be affirmed like that. "Random receptionist at the eye clinic got my pronouns right!! My phone does NOT work at my house, so my new doctor has been trying to get a hold of me for an appointment. I reminded the receptionist of this and she said, ""Yeah I told her, I think her phone has issues!""" "@SteampunkPenny I'm so sorry, Mistress 💕😟" @GenghisKhatt Sometimes you have to eat some dinosaur nuggets as an adult. I've been there. Often. >_> Btw fun fact I love to consider: These are made with actual dinosaur meat technically speaking. @cordy_fox @8bitdo Oooh I like the look of that. How's the D-pad? :3 "We should still punch Nazis. Until this whole mess no one pictured anything but an adult white man when saying the word ""Nazi."" That still shouldn't change. Of course we should protect kids. Racism is a bigger issue than that so it requires nuance." "Oh cool so now the racists have a ""Won't you PLEASE think of the children"" response to the very reasonable stance of no tolerance towards racists & Nazis. The kid's pain is valid. His family should have raised him better. Maybe his school can help with some of that." "So yeah it's looking like my Star Wars collection is worth a month's rent, lol. I was a month behind though, so this won't feel as triumphant as it might have otherwise. Least I'll be back in the black." "@ExistentialEnso And your impact on a ton of other trans women was a positive one. It's your call as to whether or not it was worth it. And like I said, I recognized it was an off day for you." "@ExistentialEnso You expressed something that a TON of trans women were happy to read. There was an unintended but unavoidable casualty to that, and that really sucks, but I don't think it's your fault, if that makes sense?" "@ExistentialEnso I was in the same headspace with Burns at the time. I think that once you give it a day or so you'll have a better grasp on it. I did, anyway. I still feel I fucked up but it's not eating at me anymore." @ExistentialEnso There might always been someone who felt left out & ignored. I dunno. I'm just rambling at this point. 6/6 "@ExistentialEnso Without going off the deep end into full-on right-wing ""I can't say ANYTHING without offending people!!!!"" I do acknowledge that there's really no way to account for everyone's experience when talking about your own. 5/" "@ExistentialEnso But it did really worry me to see that I hurt another trans woman like that, especially one who I admired so much. I also think about how both of these experiences, Thorne & my own, exclude asexual people automatically. I don't want to do that either. 4/" "@ExistentialEnso The odds will probably increase with more followers. In my case, I really was, jokingly or not, directing my solidarity with my fellow lesbians towards straight trans women, which is really shitty, I'll admit. 3/" @ExistentialEnso (I @'ed Thorne so that no one would worry I'm subtweting them when I'm not) I feel like there's probably going to be a LOT of scenarios where expressing solidarity with fellow trans women is going to get me in trouble with someone. 2/ @ExistentialEnso's grappling with talking about sexuality & libido on HRT & how that can make some trans girls feel left out & ignored reminds me a lot of when I pissed off Katelyn Burns for jokingly saying I don't understand how straight trans girls aren't into girls. 1/ "@ExistentialEnso I know you enough to assume you were having an off day, though. I don't blame you for it." "@ExistentialEnso If I had to guess, both of you seemed irritable (I'm feeling the same today due to an incurable headache) and the resulting conversation AFTER their reply was probably what caused them to unfollow. Even at the time I felt both of you were being a bit harsh?" "@ExistentialEnso Where I'm coming from, you (and I, since you were replying to me) were expressing how great we feel on HRT. We were sharing how happy we were. A couple people felt left out and that's valid, but I hate to see such an expression of happiness squashed like that." "@ExistentialEnso I strongly believe you were justified in what you said. I also think the person who had an issue with it was just expressing their frustrations at what they've seen elsewhere, not just with you. It wasn't personal. We have to have room to express solidarity, you know?" "@ExistentialEnso I have asexual trans friends, for example. I would hope that they understand that if I were talking about something similar, the caveat of ""And this probably would be COMPLETELY different for anyone who's asexual"" applies. If you believe you stepped out of line that's fair, tho." "@ExistentialEnso You were describing the differences between how testosterone and estrogen feels in relation to being turned on. While you didn't couch it in phrases like ""I can only speak for myself, but..."" I don't think you were being insensitive." @quatoria I bet his mentions are filled enough on a daily basis that he'll probably miss this (plus I think he JUST ended his month-long tour so a sabbatical from anything but family might be in order) but I bet he'd congratulate you on finding your true self. 💕 @CaptainMieu It's okay. Like I've said to others I understand where you're coming from. 💕 @AliceAvizandum Same @MattyFranklyn Aren't you in the UK? It's not even 8 over there. :P "@RoryWalkerEsq It might be because I'm super familiar with that particular person on Twitter? Maybe someone who's heard of them wouldn't be able to read it, I dunno." @GeneticPoets It's okay. I understand where you're coming from. "@Kalindlara @PowerOfMelody I wasn't referring to you either, Kalindlara, btw. Just so we're clear. 💕" "@PowerOfMelody I worried you and a couple other friends might think I'm talking about you. Don't worry, I'm not. 💕" @RoryWalkerEsq Should have blurred their name more. I can pretty clearly see who that is. @neuterednspayed @Kalindlara Napping for too long will often give me a headache. :P After my surgery tomorrow I can go back to ibuprofen that actually fucking works. "Announcement: It would appear that I'm going to be living with anywhere from a dull headache to a sharp, unbearable one all day as the Tylenol waxes and wanes. This will undoubtedly affect my interactions with people. I'm sorry in advance." "@JunkyardRocket @ExistentialEnso I'm not a doctor, so I don't know what else to say. I neither feel qualified to promise you that it'll get better nor conclude that it never will. I don't know." @JunkyardRocket @ExistentialEnso Things that made me horny before don't now too. Different things make me horny now. Sex is different. Orgasms are COMPLETELY different. There might still be more to discover about yourself. "And I KNOW I have friends that are going to think I'm ONLY talking about them and that will make them sad, so PLEASE understand what sparked this was several replies from people I've never even heard of. Random strangers jumping onto my estrogen horny tweet." "I usually don't feel right ""Liking"" a reply like that. Might be read the wrong way. So do I reply with empty words of comfort? Do I ignore it? Which is worse? I dunno." I understand the desperation. Especially if it's a case of you not even getting access to HRT yet. My heart goes out to you. And I know none of you are saying or even implying that I shouldn't be posting this stuff. "I feel a frustrating mix of ""I'm sorry, I don't know how to help but I wish I could"" & ""Can I please just enjoy this moment without worrying about how my enjoyment might make others sad"" whenever I post a transition experience & someone chimes in saying they haven't had that yet." @ContraPoints Trans feels. @ExistentialEnso @JunkyardRocket I hear for some trans women getting an orchi can bring their libido back? I've also heard that 6+ months into HRT it can come back on its own. Point is your libido might not be gone forever. "@ExistentialEnso @JunkyardRocket Yeah I get horny a fraction of the time I used to. It's just when it happens, it's different and feels way better." @ZJemptv The more queer the better 💕 "@Kalindlara @neuterednspayed I double checked and it's no aspirin, ibuprofen, OR naproxen. Tylenol only. It's only for one more day, though." @Kalindlara @neuterednspayed Hmmmm. I'll re-read my pre-surgery instruction booklet more carefully then. "@neuterednspayed I might be getting my terms mixed up but ibuprofen is aspirin, right? Because of how it affects the blood I'm not permitted to take any for a week before my cataract surgery, which is happening tomorrow." Tylenol is fucking GARBAGE for getting rid of headaches but I'm not allowed to take aspirin until after my surgery tomorrow. All Tylenol does is supress the headache (w/o completely getting rid of it) for LESS than 8 hours. Only supposed to take two every 8 hours. This sucks. @Kitty_Cosmos It's a pretty cute butt tbh @collar_made_of Same. It's why I've done my best to cultivate mainly fellow kinky friends @nebel_gewehr Same "@SteampunkPenny I love you too, Mistress 💕🐰" @hannahtraining @PubicZirconium They really are 💕 https://t.co/UGUnxcqsSj @Miss_Xhiel Yeah everything feels wrong in Season 1. "Wanted to watch the TNG episode that introduces Lore (I had never seen it) and it's a season 1 episode, ugh. Data is emoting TOO MUCH. I guess it took some time for Spiner to learn how to emote less which to be fair is a skill few actors find themselves needing to obtain." OMG CUTE AAAAAH I WANT ONE https://t.co/MEcdiU2BCu "@SteampunkPenny Omg you're the best, Mistress 💕" @FreyaSilver Maybe. Still creepy. @Cosmos_Cookie RIGHT!? So many cuties across the pond and it's not fair. D: @ExistentialEnso Have any extras of those collars? <3 @XYcyberjulie My Mistress has pointed nails and it's amaaaaaaazing... 💕💦💕 @XYcyberjulie Same. I LOVE to be touched way more during sex now~ WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CREEPY-ASS GROSS DUDE RETWEETING MY WHOLESOME TRANS CONTENT https://t.co/tZu9IJ8Usa @Cosmos_Cookie I love it! 💕 @cora_made_of One of many reasons I'm getting an orchi as soon as my insurance will allow (so about 6 months from now or so). I believe I started another Thirst Wave with my Relatable Trans Content. https://t.co/zHomKK7rJF "@cora_made_of RIGHT? Goddess, it's incredible and I wouldn't trade it for the world." @PowerOfMelody @ExistentialEnso When your soul becomes lewd how can you NOT be horny on main? "@ExistentialEnso Ugh, it's so true!! It's a fantastic, fulfilling feeling that is just the greatest thing. Relatable content, this is." The fucking most relatable-ass relatable content from my TL to yours 💕💦💞 https://t.co/bPdBUigxGx @BlazerBluejeans @Cosmos_Cookie It's one of them maymays the kids are talking about. You say don't @ me and then everyone @'s you because relatable content. :P Estrogen horny > testosterone horny Don't @ me You can't be milkshake ducked if you were never a duck. https://t.co/mlXb7ojUqS "@Cosmos_Cookie Literally salivating, Miss~" "Get bent, Nazis https://t.co/3DYzNn7Av6" @OwenMacdonald8 @steve_shives Oh no he's one of the few good ones. What did he say to piss off those assholes? @Cosmos_Cookie @RadicalRobynett Also plenty of trans women just don't want to penetrate. I don't see the appeal at all yet that's all mainstream porn wants to see it seems. @queer_queenie I felt that way for Justice League @x24sonic Saaaaaaaaaame @arthur_affect I really would prefer Overwatch not sully its good name by being associated with this. @dysphoric_egg Self care day 💕 "@Cosmos_Cookie @emuchaton In art, frottage is when you take like a crayon or some charcoal and rub it on some paper with something with texture beneath it." @emuchaton Emu you're gorgeous aaaaaaaahhhhh @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith Zinnia and I are mutuals so I don't feel weird about it. "@BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith I tagged Zinnia (well, her porn account) for Charlotte." @rCharlotteSmith Like the honest answer is your colon can move. But I'm no expert. :P "@BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith I just tagged her for you. Got your back, fam." @SatanaKennedy any input? :P https://t.co/NFBgdsXb4S @JemmaScribbles @CareBearCase Oh damn that's a good idea @CareBearCase Oh fuck that chorus snuck up on me. I'm not crying you're crying! "Hey just FYI I have Amazon & Steam wishlists. Myself and everyone I know are broke, but it's that time of year and people have been sharing them so I thought I might too. 💕 Amazon: https://t.co/SHYC7TN5Rs Steam: https://t.co/f5LO26F9ZY" Men exhaust me @Anarchosubhuman me irl @aliceincamera queer sex @collar_made_of @sublexi @Cosmos_Cookie This is the hottest cutest thing @Cosmos_Cookie @sublexi *shivers* Fffuck yes~ @sublexi Awww what a good girl you are. 💕 I would LOVE to get my nipples pierced. Almost certainly will at some point~ @Sabriality Still pretty cute tho tbh "Okay I guess he's really JUST talking about the F word. But he keeps slipping up and sounding like he wants to speak generally. Whatever, this video is a massive waste of time." "So it seems like his core objection is the title of the video. People shouldn't say ""You shouldn't say that word."" Except we previously established that saying ""You shouldn't say the n word"" is acceptable (and I agree)." "He argument I think is sound. If the word has too much baggage, throw it out. Fuck doesn't have that kind of baggage other than traditionally just being a profane word. So what's this video for, Matt? Is it just for the word fuck? Because your generalizing is going to be misread" "This video is weird because he's using generalized language (eg ""Words people get offended by"") but when giving concrete examples ALL he's talking about is the word fuck. While also taking time to mention that the n word, for instance, he agrees shouldn't be used." Okay he clarifies that he want a good justification for offense. He acknowledges that some words have a ton of baggage with very little use otherwise. I'm still irked by his use of the word offended. Dillahunty isn't stupid. He also appears to have no interest in courting a larger audience. He's not going to be the next Alt-Right YouTuber. But if he drifts too far in this direction he runs the risk of cutting out even more marginalized people from the atheist community. """Somebody's going to be offended almost no matter what."" Yes, Matt. But the takeaway isn't ""So say whatever you want whenever you want"" as you seem to be implying? It's ""Take stock of who is hurt by your words and actions and work towards fixing them if you care how they feel.""" I haven't finished the video yet. His constant use of the word offended is irksome. It's only a way to talk down to people who disagree. It doesn't foster helpful discussion. I was reminded about how frustrating and useless this word was while watching the new Matt Dillahunty video. I regret to inform everyone he's heading towards full ableism. https://t.co/l8ngFgPgav "The word ""offended"" is never accurate to use. When was the last time a person worded it ""I'm offended""? It's only ever ""You're offended"" or ""They're offended."" It's ALWAYS used as a way to delegitimize your opponent's position by implying they're being irrational." @cora_made_of (Old habits die hard :P) @Kalindlara I'm not sure. I could be. "@norintha For me it was something that gave my life meaning in an otherwise meaningless life. That's dark as fuck, I know, but it's the truth. It was something to focus on to drown out the pain." Fuck yeah that new Spider-Man movie is I guess ABOUT alternate universe Spideys so while I LOVE Miles Morales I'd be elated if we got to see Spider-Gwen! "@Kalindlara No need to apologize. <3 I can't speak for everyone's experience. HRT changed my view on collecting. It might change yours, but even if it doesn't, that's not necessarily a bad thing. <3" @cora_made_of Yeah no judgement towards anyone who does that stuff but I've ALWAYS wondered if it's a sign that a person is having some trouble on a really deep level. I just had it confirmed for me in my case when I finally got on HRT. @Kalindlara It's not about being over your dysphoria (no trans person ever is). It's about recognizing you have it. In some ways having dysphoria but not knowing what it is is even scarier and more dangerous. "Now that I know that my collecting habits were absolutely a result of trying to cope with dysphoria and the depression it caused it's hard not to wonder about other collectors. I'm not saying every toy collector is trans, but that shit can't be healthy? I dunno." "@KitsuneAlicia It started working again, I dunno." "@ZJemptv Literally the thing they worship was an amendment, ie a CHANGE to a document they like to believe is infallible." YouTube works. I can play Overwatch. But no other site is loading on Chrome right now. The fuck. Nothing more infuriating than watching a spectating cam while you wait to respawn of Bastion setting up shop meters away from the payload as the last person who could stop it dies. "Hey if you're a Bastion on defense and the payload is less than 5 meters from the final spot YOU DON'T HAVE A TURRET MODE, SORRY. Get on that payload and dance around like the rest of us, then when you inevitably die, pick a better character for this situation." @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/JAQkNyLfxm @ChaKatKimber It's a goddamn shame I can't find anywhere that sells these kinds anymore. https://t.co/VfD4pyayE3 @SteampunkPenny 💕💞💦😍💦💞💕 Luckily though Binx & Takkun get along super well. It's Emma (the gray & white kitty) who's usually really testy around everyone else. The fact that she's letting Binx use her as a pillow is really unusual. Glad I got this photo op before I moved 💕 This happened when they acquired Marvel. Fans thought this meant the MCU movies would have to be rated PG or something. No... at that point the series was already super promising and Iron Man had made All The Money so Disney let them do their thing. "It's NOT the biggest issue here of course, but NO the Dealpool series will not be PG-13 now. It makes shitloads of money. Why on earth would Disney mess with that?" @lavendragon_ (pony waifu pillow) https://t.co/lidc8fHMZp Only Takkun & Binx (the tortie & the black kitty respectively) are mine so I'll only be taking them when I move. I'm gonna miss having this much kitty love on my bed. 💕 https://t.co/Y8UCc5Z9vj @quatoria Basically me 24/7 My massager is so fucking loud I can't wait to move out of this place. >_> I wanna do this now not wait until people are asleep. "@SteampunkPenny @elysianechoes I think they might have been asking about the leather strips, Mistress." @Cosmos_Cookie @transwitchlexi Literally me @Cosmos_Cookie It can't be possible to be this cute. "@Cosmos_Cookie Totally! When I say ""for queer people"" I'm mostly talking about how inclusive it feels. I'm cool with whoever watching if you are. <3" @ExistentialEnso I prefer to go second in chess if I get the choice. >_> "@Cosmos_Cookie I agree with all of this. Part of the reason I love your work so much is I can tell it's by queer people, for queer people which is sadly too rare but great to see." Me when I get an important email that I'll want to be able to reference later: *stars it* Me when it comes time to find it again later: *immediately goes to the search bar* @AliceAvizandum Cishets are so unimaginative. Emergency bathroom selfie because I needed to capture how cute I look rn https://t.co/Ux4oyW6MQ5 @thornyharlot *cream session @thornyharlot I take art commissions btw~ "@thornyharlot Hehehe ""come""" @MagsVisaggs Texture is a really good word for it. It's been the same for me. @thornyharlot I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter @thornyharlot Oh god yes please @thornyharlot I figured that was a given @thornyharlot Seriously I've headcanoned that Draenei girls are trans for years. My Draenei Mage is one for sure. @Triclinia L-LEWD >///////< @ArmlessKittyfox Oh yeah! B-brushing teeth >_> @deathpigeon It's true it's a country of 17th century zombies everyone knows that How would one go about reducing one's gag reflex? Hypothetically F-for science @deathpigeon p much yea @aliceincamera I was extremely dysphoric last night for the first time in months. It never completely goes away and I hate it. I'm so sorry you're feeling it. "@aliceincamera You're fine, hon. Just kinky af and that's awesome." How do I get my very own Twitterbot Improved the colors https://t.co/gyE55AkpUn @CmdrMaxillius Sounds like anywhere else would be an improvement :/ @CmdrMaxillius Luckily most of my hometown is cool. Hobby Lobby is just notoriously right-wing. New lock screen 🦎 https://t.co/uL1W4PX8BR @SteampunkPenny 😍 @SteampunkPenny So excited!! :3 💕💞💕 "@Triclinia Yes, among other controversies. They have a better leather selection than Michael's, though." I think the Wii U was undeservedly underrated "I'm overly forgiving of the word ""guys"" but that was so unnecessary." "While shopping at the notoriously Christian-owned Hobby Lobby, a woman passed Mistress & I in an aisle & said, ""Excuse me, guys."" Fuck you too, bitch! That is NOT a normal use of the word ""guys."" Your careful word choice is noted. Kindly fuck all the way off." "I love how my mom always shows up on the recommend friends list on Facebook. The algorithm is like, ""We're pretty sure you know her!"" Yes I do, Facebook. I don't have her friended by design." "@Kalindlara I think they are, thank you 💕" @Kalindlara Oh hon if this is about our interaction please understand that I'm doing fine. I've had a rough 24 hours but that's seperate from anything happening on Twitter. 💕💞💕 @LeftistFoxbutt yes hello twitter support how do I retweet something 800 times @Kalindlara @Djw175 I don't think it was "@Djw175 @Kalindlara It's just the reality of being a trans woman. Won't be that way forever, though" @Djw175 @Kalindlara I'm extremely conflicted about using it. And I hate the fact that I don't have a choice if I want to be penetrated. @Djw175 @Kalindlara Oh lol I don't have the right parts for that yet lol @Kalindlara @Djw175 I actually don't understand what the joke is >_> @Djw175 As well it should. When I was done playing it after like 20ish hours in I knew it would be GOTY for a ton of publications. It's well-earned. But it left me feeling disappointed despite my best efforts. "Lots of people talking about Breath of the Wild on my TL. I'm guessing some DLC hit? Anyway my opinion of that game is still that it's a fun open world game, but not what I'm looking for in a Zelda game. Overall I felt disappointed by the experience." @ThisACoolPerson Guilty as charged @Djw175 We need to go deeper "@AmyDentata The previous Deus Ex had a poster for like, Final Fantasy 25 if I recall." I'm in such a weird headspace. OCD called up Dysphoria and decided to head over to my place and fuck me up with baseball bats and I don't even have the ability to completely articulate what I'm feeling. Went a bit too deep into subspace tonight. In a bad way. Subspace trips are like caffeine for my brain though so I can't even wind down and sleep. It's 2am. Giving Mistress a back rub 💕💜💕 https://t.co/ovn0SK4s65 @HexWitchCirce Thanks! 💕 Mistress helped me with makeup. I think I look pretty good! https://t.co/Yv1HSf6Pen @upandoutcomic There's a sub place in my town that delivers and this sums their food up perfectly. Sums up my views as well. https://t.co/pNMdLLs5na The US way of running a country sucks. Socialism sounds cool. I'll listen to arguments for communism. But do not act like North Korea isn't an oppressive country in clear violation of human rights. Do not @ me on this. I am not here to debate this. "Hey if you retweet support of North Korea I'm going to unfollow you. If the previous sentence annoys you, please unfollow me." @ExistentialEnso This is the sequel to Zootopia we deserve. Mistress's dog Ziggy is so sweet 💕🐶💕 https://t.co/74EROxOGrG "@ExistentialEnso 5'11"" and I wish I was like 6"" smaller D:" @KabbieArlish Go for it! Thank you for not tagging her. I don't need her fans coming to get me. Love how my Tumblr app deleted itself after a recent update. I'm going to take this as a sign. https://t.co/xxAMpj38Hb @ellle_em @AnaMardoll Yeah I feel like there wasn't an adequate amount of rage in response to it @KabbieArlish @AnaMardoll I linked to an example in reply to the above reply from Ana "@AnaMardoll Oh, Ana, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you. There were tweets all over Trans Twitter about it at the time, but all I can easily find atm is my own tweet: https://t.co/yEbsNKsEhM" @AnaMardoll Between this and her liking that TERF article she's pretty much dead to me at this point. "@XYcyberjulie Cat girls might be trans culture, but there are so many dog girls that I think they count too." @ZJemptv IMC the ant-man is scum. How is this not a violation of Twitter's rules? @Olivia_bfg I'm sorry. If you're outside the US that might be why. @Olivia_bfg I can't figure out how to link to my account on mobile but here's an auction: https://t.co/CNemLARC6a Bun rescue! 😢🐰 https://t.co/SxpCdWDuMp "@norintha To Seattle? Nah, my sister didn't start following me until I ASKED HER TO mere DAYS before meeting Mistress. :P The irony of my life knows no bounds." "You know, I did the old ""block/unblock"" trick to get my sister to stop following me sometime shortly after describing how good I realized I was at oral sex, only to find out a week or so later that I forgot my cousin is still following me. Hilarious." "@norintha @KatGibes Wait, no I guess the ORIGINAL handle was RageTreb, then [deadname]Gibes, THEN KatGibes. If she uses Twitter regularly she saw one hell of a transformation take place." "@HexWitchCirce I mean cousins are fine. I didn't grow up with them, I kind of don't give a shit if they disown me, etc. I actually looked at some ooooold FB messages I had with her and I forgot that she just up and found my Tumblr on her own too, lol." "@norintha I mean, she really doesn't. :P Once upon a time this Twitter account was at most an account for me to post my art. It even had the name of my new art account, @KatGibes. But then I came out as trans and, well... you know what can happen to social media account when that happens" "OH FUCK THERE SHE IS NEAR THE BOTTOM OF MY FOLLOWER LIST Well yeah, then that's tacit admission she's cool with how weird I get then, isn't it? :P" "@CorruptDropbear @loathepsalm I'm sure it is, but I'd rather point to someone who knows more than me than try to speak on something I know basically nothing about." @loathepsalm https://t.co/iXOPQnd4zl "@ExistentialEnso ""I support victims! This time it's different though because of my political views!"" She's literally appealing to politics to justify textbook victim-blaming." @Cosmos_Cookie Eat the book? Oh hey I got more info btw: https://t.co/iXOPQnd4zl "There we go, a comprehensive explanation of who Lyle is. Now you too can remind him to eat shit. https://t.co/iXOPQnd4zl" "@Cosmos_Cookie I still don't feel qualified to explain this despite explaining it to two friends now, lol. It's fair to ask, but I'm MOSTLY just following along with a Twitter trend. >_>" @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/zjuEIrNFkh @pumpkaboodreams That's very true. It is my full name and always will be regardless of how official it is legally. "@Scrw_Loose It's a meme thing I'm participating in. ""Other"" implies your name is Lyle, and if so, I apologize. >_> (I DO remember you from... I wanna say TrotCon? BronyCon? But I'm horrible with names)" @norintha @bunnysay_ebooks I believe it's related to gay marriage being legalized in Australia? https://t.co/IQrdyGgHin "Eat shit, Lyle" "The other possibility of course is that she follows me here on Twitter. Michelle, if you're reading this: I'm taking your silence to mean you consent to reading/seeing all the queer stuff I post here. >_>" "She knows I'm trans, obviously. She remembers the old me. This kind of quiet support from family is really, really special and I feel incredibly lucky and undeserving of such an amazing extended family." "She addressed the invitation to Katlyn, my full name (well, one day it'll be my full name). On Facebook I go by Kat, though. I'm sure I announced what I wanted my full name to be months ago, but she made a point to remember. That's... really sweet." "So I got a wedding invitation from a cousin of mine. We don't talk much, but we are friends on Facebook. It's easy to forget how much people in your life keep track of you (and you of them) through Facebook even without interacting much." @x24sonic Sonic Adventure has been old enough to vote for over two months now @played_straight I would also like to know @emuchaton Sounds like you love to Try Everything @norintha @gdiClaire I mean if there's a lewd prequel comic sign me up. Otherwise this is just dumb. "@gdiClaire HOW DID THE FUCKING FOX DICK FIT INSIDE HER I MEAN LIKE, I'M INTO FURRY PORN AND EVERYTHING BUT THIS IS OSTENSIBLY MEANT TO BE A SERIOUS COMIC TALKING ABOUT SERIES ISSUES" @gdiClaire https://t.co/QNpcCWzggd "Did Nick impregnate Judy in that stupid comic? That also bugs the shit out of me. This is so, SO far beyond simple shipping but it taps into the two things I hate about the Zootopia fandom: Shipping Nick and Judy together and the implication that hybrid animals are possible." "@norintha Yeah despite me being so anti-reposting art I make special exceptions for art used for... well, violence. It's a form of violence that can't even pretend to be ACTUALLY pro-life on any other issue." I think the thing that bothers me most about the pro-life Zootopia comic making the rounds right now is the art is SO GOOD. Someone put a considerable amount of skill into that trash. "@Prisma_Punk Most cats are anarchists, actually." @DanRyckert 2017 was a helluva year for video games. @Cosmos_Cookie @genderemix @Kitty_Cosmos This is likely a common thing among subs since I'm the exact same way. >_> @Cosmos_Cookie @genderemix @Kitty_Cosmos I mean to be fair this is my definition too. :P Somehow I just realized Battlenet accounts can have avatars and I'm mad they haven't added Moira as an option yet. D:< @Th3_Pink_Bunny Neat! Yeah I'm RageTreb#1835 on Battlenet if you ever want to play <3 "Yep, I think I got the hang of this character. I'm at that point where if I'm the one who fucked up, I know that I did and I know why. I'm confident with her toolkit. https://t.co/nbxSqtchPO" "@HandOfNikatine Good to know, thank you! <3" "Love when the Skirmishes keep reloading and I go from the middle east, to Germany to the Australian outback in the span of two minutes." @ExistentialEnso Have we swapped Battlenet names yet? Feel like I should friend you there if I haven't already. The username RageTreb doesn't really suit me anymore yet I have it everywhere including Battlenet. I don't know if they allow username changes but I'm thinking I should do that. The people I want knowing who I am know me as TransSalamander. "Me last match: It's nice that I'm getting gold healing and beating the Ana on our team but I'm healing at like half the rate I should be... ... Oh, OH! It's because the other team sucks. That makes sense." @HarrisonLaine No worries! Honestly if it gets me to even SILVER it'll be a win for me. I've been Bronze for almost the entire existence of Competitive. "HEY OVERWATCH MUTUALS: I want to get serious about playing comp this season (well, more serious than only running PUG groups and almost never using the voice chat). If anyone out there likes playing comp and could use another teammate, hit me up!" "(Seriously though I do try to vote for other teammates but if I'm the ONLY person on our team on the voting screen, I usually end up being selfish)" Damn right! https://t.co/RR7i8WbiRO "@ZJemptv Sounds like heaven to me, honestly. More transbians to love~ <3" @ExistentialEnso (I will admit upon watching it again it might not have really held up. But it is funny that they accidentally predicted a need? Kinda?) @ExistentialEnso Mega64 called all of this like four years ago. :P https://t.co/cK2oB5ANPo @FreyaTail Oh yeah it's definitely a thing. I'm just not sure if it's possible for it to be affecting me this early in my transition? Maybe. Not sure. MY FEET CAN'T GET WARM WHYYYY @ShivvyUnchained TWO CUTIES!! 💕💕 "The house is a little on the cold side, but I can't help but wonder if I'm colder than I would have been pre-HRT. It might be too easy in my transition to say." "At WORST, she might think she did nothing wrong, but the important thing is she values the criticism she's received and is willing to change because of it. This is not the response of a lost cause in my opinion." It really does seem like she understands she needs to shift her approach because said approach is being viewed in a very negative light. "The current @ContraPoints stream with @gwen_no_fear is really illuminating. Regardless of anything else, I continue to see good things in Contra's approach. She's not digging her heels in. She's not claiming her fans are all crazy or wrong." "@PixlSheep Rabbits have kits in litters. What is this singular ""child"" nonsense? This shouldn't be my main concern with this comic, I know." "@ZJemptv Hugging is fine in very specific relationships and moments. If men seriously aren't sure where the boundaries are, then no, they can't hug." @KHLazarus I mean I'll read hundreds lets be honest. @reidman Well thank you for saying something! It's awesome to know your company cares so much. <3 "Whew. It took 3 and a half hours, but I did it. 87 eBay listings, most of them Star Wars Black figures, though there were some Transformers in there too. NOW: Overwatch. I think maybe I earned it." @reidman I wouldn't want to make even more work for you folks. S'why I didn't @ the Fangamer account. But if you think I should... Widowmaker & Moira are both definitely tops & I want to read the story where they try to fuck each other. "@Cosmos_Cookie You know it's bad when even Americans can tell it's a dodgy accent. :p Her voice actress IS from the UK, though. >_> You look amazing in those, btw 💕" @ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny Maybe one day you can do more than watch~ @norintha That's probably it. "@SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans o_o;;; Y-yes Mistress! Th-that's, um... oh my..." @SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans (And I love it when you show me off~) @NoahIsBig OH SHIT THIS MIGHT BE BOB YOU'RE RIGHT "@SteampunkPenny @ADirtyTrans Consent is VERY sexy, Mistress~" "But yeah, not sure how this happened to her box but it's the holidays and I'm sure the folks at Fangamer are working their butts off. Temmie is okay, that's the important part. 💕 https://t.co/Shzbjk5xDZ" And she comes with a graduation cap! I'll assemble it later. https://t.co/ObXKgxrIqn I paid for her to go to college :3 https://t.co/VldnpHcwxq She comes with her shop counter! It unfortunately got ripped in transit but it's made of cardboard so it wasn't gonna last forever anyway https://t.co/UD8rsphuRg Look who arrived in the mail! TEMMIE!! 💕💕 https://t.co/KhmTqwHHxu "Omg. Greedo sold for $29. Mint in box, but still. Far and away the most notorious peg-warmer of the line. For YEARS you could find that green asshole just chilling on pegs, standing proud at $20 which at that point he was NOT worth. I am floored by all this." "@SteampunkPenny @Cosmos_Cookie Yes, Mistress, can't wait 💕" "JABBA THE HUTT SOLD FOR $22.99!! Again, TERRIBLE shelf warmer. You can even find the SDCC version (which is the one I have that includes his hooka and Salacious Crumb) fairly easily to this day. I guess demand for these things is pretty high once their off the shelves." "I'm gonna eat breakfast then list all of them but I just went from ""Fuuuuck I don't think many of these will sell"" to ""These will all sell and I'll make a killing."" Feels damn good." Holy shit this made my day. I just checked the sold listing for used Star Wars Black figures and the VAST majority of them are retaining their value despite being sold loose. There's a slave Leia figure that went for $28! That figure was one of the worst peg-warmers of the line! @VenusAsABun https://t.co/hM7H9Utj66 @cora_made_of I saw someone elsewhere explain she represents the women who haven't yet or couldn't come forward yet. I think that makes more sense than her being unintentionally Mike Wasowski'd. @KentabooRex So much change in such a short time! You look amazing!! 💕 @forivall Moira is so lewd~ "@Cosmos_Cookie I was basically subtweeting you, yes ;P" @SatanaKennedy I am also a huge proponent of gay sex. I don't know if you've ever tried straight sex but I have and lemme tell ya: it can't hold a candle "@starshiphazel That natural flow between proper fucking, cuddling, breaking for water/snacks then diving back in is part of the fun imo. Way more intimate and exciting than straight sex >_>" @ZJemptv https://t.co/uid60zmVSf "This particular example is extra stupid because rather than using the assumption that racism, sexism, etc will go away if we act like it already has to defend being white or male, this bozo is using it to defend fucking Nazis. Like what even, dude." It's a juvenile understanding of equality that can only come from living an entire life blissfully unaware of the privilege bubble you reside in. "Ah yes, my favorite right-wing gotcha: Pointing out the fact that if you replace a word in a sentence it changes the entire meaning. And they think this is clever for some reason https://t.co/m3RHFdYhbN" @Djw175 Understandable. I'm sorry you're feeling so down. @Djw175 I'm sorry. :/ *offers hugs* @Djw175 Because you're a good person who deserves to be loved. "@Djw175 I know you won't believe me now, but if you're half the person you seem like on here, you'll absolutely find someone. 💕" "Earlier the idea crossed my mind that I might have to introduce Mistress to some people as my girlfriend which is the weirdest fucking thought. It's such a completely different relationship than that (as if that needed to be mentioned, lol)" @Djw175 I know that feeling. *hugs* One always thinks that right before they meet someone. @thornyharlot 😍😍💕💦💕💞💦 @thornyharlot And I can't see it. :/ Could you link to the tweet? "@thornyharlot (If this is a reply to something else, Twitter isn't loading it)" @thornyharlot Yes? :3 @AliceAvizandum I too download my music like apparently only out of touch old people do now. @FreyaSilver @FelicityWyrd It absolutely is. It might be my favorite part of the entire series of prequel reviews. @FreyaSilver @FelicityWyrd Really makes it that much more painful that Episode I was such a massive waste of time when considering what the Prequels are actually about. Might have been able to flesh out more stuff like that if Episode II had been Episode I. "@FreyaSilver @FelicityWyrd I love how Plinket's review has been the undercurrent of this entire thread, lol. I can't not consider especially his Episode II review when thinking about how awful of a character Anakin is. That series is gospel to Star Wars fans." "@FreyaSilver @FelicityWyrd I can tell you're being sarcastic, but there are fans who try to use this excuse. I argue it cheapens the overall story." "@SecretGamerGrrl Alternately: People like that have seen plenty of trans women but didn't know it because a lot of us are fairly unremarkable in appearance, especially compared to that imagined fiction." "@TiredMoa Well if nothing else, that response sure is hot <3" "@PlushieCS It's okay. I'm not really in the mood to argue or debate or anything I just thought it was weird that you seemed intent on going back to the original topic that this thread spawned from, only to seemingly drop it right away. It's totally cool if you're too tired. I kinda am too." "@Lea_Plath Shouldn't be. All novels released before the Disney buyout have been relegated to Legends canon. Any piece of that novel could later become canon again, but as of right now it's a legend some tell about Palpatine and nothing more." @FelicityWyrd It's far simpler to conclude that Lucas is just a bad storyteller. Sometimes there isn't a good in-universe explanation for characters acting weird. "@FelicityWyrd I consider that a pretty big assumption on little evidence, but more to the point I don't like the idea of a narrative that completely removes the agency one of the few female characters in the series, especially since it's not outright stated that that's what's going on." @PlushieCS Okay. Did... you... want to talk about it? "@FelicityWyrd I don't think the Force grants that level of mind controlling powers. Even the limited application of Jedi mind tricks only work on the ""weak-minded""" "@TiredMoa ""Oh no"" will forever work in that context thanks to Spongebob. :P https://t.co/iqkp3rTyXg" @FelicityWyrd There is? "@PlushieCS Like, my original thread this thread branched off of? That's odd to hear seeing as how we both seem to agree Anakin is a bad person?" @TiredMoa Awww thanks <3 @KingJobber No it's cool but your wording implied a third person. :P But yes. WHATEVER COULD I HAVE MEANT BY THIS MYSTERIOUS TWEET lol @KingJobber Who? @PlushieCS I've watched maybe three episodes of the series. I usually made a point to watch ones that starred Ahsoka. I ASSUMED there was no reason for the show not to get this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT aspect right but I am floored to find I've been mistaken for the better half of a decade. @Untangled_Rose If only~ "@Th3_Pink_Bunny The wording is downright poetic, isn't it? :P" "@PlushieCS The Clone Wars in many ways was the Episode II we should have gotten. Or something. I've never heard anyone at Lucasfilm claim that watching that series is REQUIRED to understand the saga, yet it kind of is if you want to buy Anakin as a good guy." @LivyAubergine Ooh! I'll have to take note of that <3 <3 <3 The only remaining problem is the complete lack of chemistry between Anakin and Amidala. Maybe she's just into bad boys and rough sex? "It's also hinted at in various Legends sources that perhaps Plagueis and Palpatine willed Anakin into existence, rather than him being a result of a Light Side prophecy. The idea that followers of the Dark Side duped the Jedi that perfectly sells this theme even more." "At that point you wouldn't have to change much else, really. This slots in nicely with the route I think the Sequel Trilogy wants to go (that the Jedi ideology was wrong), and with how much of a douche Anakin is once he gets a taste of puberty." "So the idea would be most of the non-Jedi characters could plainly see that Anakin is dangerous, but The Prophecy and all that keeps the Jedi from acknowledging his awfulness." Anakin should have never been the protagonist. The prequels should have leaned heavily into the (currently only hinted at) theme of what happens when an organization of religious zealots buys into their own dogma at the expense of common sense. @arthur_affect @CeltThulhu A good director or editor could sell that idea better. Unfortunately Lucas is neither of those. "@arthur_affect @CeltThulhu Yeah but do we know starships in that universe expel fire or hot gas or whatever? It's how it works in the real world but ships in that universe just kind of do whatever looks cool, in or out of an atmosphere." "@CeltThulhu It causes a fuel leak in one of the pods, doesn't it? He has to split the fuel between the both of them after sealing the leak back up. I guess the idea was to make one of the pods shut down completely which would have resulted in a pretty gnarly crash." "@CeltThulhu Anti-gravity technology in the Star Wars universe hardly makes sense. For all we know, other than the speed they go, podracers are basically safe." @CiaraTheBraid We love you too~ 💕 @CeltThulhu Why can't CGI Jabba just look like the original fucking puppet Yoda too Bugs the shit out of me Star Wars was a mistake https://t.co/7VrrYtpoRJ @emuchaton Aaaaaaaah~ Sometimes you feel like voting for yourself and sometimes it pays off~ https://t.co/ZJPGexIGAB "@CeltThulhu If he wanted to trick Watto into accepting worthless money, why not just steal the part they need? That part always bugged me. it's theft either way." @anarchopupgirl @Cosmos_Cookie Did you instinctively imagine yourself in that position? Because I know that's what I did. :3c @gdiClaire Honestly that's a solid plan Thread https://t.co/Ct43b0sF8Z @ADirtyTrans @DeathByCapital Oh! Then I'm the chubbier camera operator. :P @ADirtyTrans @DeathByCapital I've watched the one that Ellie filmed. Or is there a third one? :P @ADirtyTrans @DeathByCapital I've FILMED a video of you begging! :P "@ADirtyTrans If Mistress wants to share lewd pics of her property, who am I to object? <3 (There's been a couple in the Discord already as you've seen)" @transwitchlexi Thanks!! @transwitchlexi Oh. Looks really neat though! @transwitchlexi Is this a texture pack? @DeathByCapital @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/2R6GvJnRlF @ADirtyTrans @DeathByCapital 2017 we eat ass 2018 we beg to be peed on (while also eating lots of ass) @HarrisonLaine @Sabriality I'm just so confused. How did we get to Star Trek? :P "Just had my first taste of ""Removing my bra at the end of the day"" and I gotta say I'm a fan." UPDATE: 6 hours later & I think the tightness is manageable. And it makes my boobs look FAN. TASTIC. 10/10 would recommend @Sabriality Shhh! You'll give away all my secrets! :P Pauline > Rosalina Don't @ me @AmyDentata We barely know each other and yet you call me out like this on my own TL. @norintha Was not expecting to be this called out this evening but there you go. "@gdiClaire Bleeding out, apparently. Pretty sure we won though, so I'll take it. :P" @Cosmos_Cookie +1 💕 @SatanaKennedy GOALS "This was a KOTH match that went to round 3, but I'm still proud of this one. https://t.co/cNL2WEtTrV" "@ADirtyTrans I mean, same, most likely. Mistress likes showing me off. >_>" So much kinky stuff on my TL making me so thirsty and it's been like 5 days since I've seen Mistress X_x @Cosmos_Cookie Such a good girl. Looks like you have her well-trained 💕 @Cutie__Paw Goals "Three is a pattern, right? https://t.co/ZAMi3vlicI" If I can hold a consistent 8-10k healing per game I'll try bringing Moira to comp. Fingers crossed! @aliceinfemme Thanks! "@FauxPup Moira is incredibly lewd, isn't she" Hell yeah this is looking somewhat consistent. https://t.co/Wtf6oXJlpE "@FauxPup Yes, but knowing the ideal distance really helps." This is really good for me. I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of her. There was also a Mercy on the team and she didn't seem that bad. I got gold healing. https://t.co/AVSF8AJ8Ov "@Cosmos_Cookie I shivered a bit, I'll admit. >_>" "Moira has a sweet spot for her succ beam. If you're far enough away the beam either does more damage, faster damage, or it hooks to opponents easier, or maybe some combination of the three. She's finally starting to click for me." @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/AeyvIU9oez And just like Tracer: Use your dash a lot. Try to stay moving. You're squishy. "Another thing I've noticed: Lean more towards heal orbs rather than succ orbs, ESPECIALLY if you're solo healing. Succ orbs are for burst-y damage when you're stuck having to fight more one-on-one." One thing about Moira is you have to get used to her range. She can succ from far enough away completely destroy the close range heroes. You kind of just have to get a feel for it in practice. @Sarahbear81 I love it when they make it easy to know if I should block them. @direhellswan Seems like it comes and goes but right now it is coming real hard. wait ITCHY NIPS AAAAAAAAAGHHGHG @SatanaKennedy Hashtag goals I think I'm going to have to end up with a big lot of Transformers with missing accessories. It hurts having to lug around boxes filled with toys I don't want just because I'm still looking for some dude's missiles. New sports bra. These things stretch a TON. Might still be too small? Gonna try wearing it for a few hours & if it feels to constricting I'll get a bigger size. "Gonna finish laundry today (there's SO MUCH OF IT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN), then tomorrow I'm going to list eBay stuff & start consolidating the shit I'm keeping into tubs & boxes. The idea is by Wednesday night my room will be far less cluttered." "Photographed just about 100 Star Wars Black Series figures. If I can sell them for just half their retail prices it'll get me most of the way towards what I need this month. There's still more toys to sell (so many more), but the most annoying group is photographed." @ZJemptv Same. I don't know how to smile with my teeth on camera. I just look like I'm grimacing. @SukebanAxxx I think I'm just about ready to bring her to comp as well. It'll be the first new hero I've done that with. @direhellswan *offers hugs* :/ "I really need to know how to unprogram words from my phone. If predictive text gives me one more ""ou'd"" after trying to swipe the word ""if"" I will chuck this phone in a river." @pumpkaboodreams Big mood @Cosmos_Cookie @Kitty_Cosmos I've been recently realizing that the 24/7 lifestyle might be what I need as well. It feels great when you find the right person for that. 💕 I'm so happy for the both of you! @Cosmos_Cookie Do you play Overwatch? We should swap Battlenet names if you're playing on PC! "@norintha @Triclinia I've gained some weight which is affecting how long it looks, but I'm not heavier than the fattest I've been and it's never done this before, so I'm thinking some of its appearance is due to HRT." "I'm aware it's there as I type this. It's only really because my legs are together. It could be anything, really. Barely feels attached. I already wanted a vaginoplasty, but now I really want one because it's like, ""Oh you're still here? We're DONE, get over it, dick."" 5/5" "But now I sit down to pee (personal choice, I prefer it), I use a massager to masturbate, it feels fine when crossing my legs or just holding my legs together... What I'm getting at is I sometimes forget the thing is there and that's SO WEIRD. 4/" "Hell, even hanging around the house alone in my boxers? Sometimes you just kinda play with it? Little boys do it a ton and I probably did that way too late in life, but my point is interacting with my dick was super common. 3/" "Pre-transition, I was always interacting with it. I mean, yes it was bigger, but I masturbated with it, took it out to pee, I felt it factored into how I crossed my legs (that wasn't entirely true I found but still)... 2/" "So, the following experience is shaped a TON by the fact that I've never been dysphoric about my penis, but I've noticed my junk has become such a non-entity. 1/" Oh shit I'm only gonna have them for like another 6 months I should enjoy them while they last I'm like 90% sure my balls have shrunk significantly Hell yeah cuter balls @Anarchanti Fair enough. "@Anarchanti Judy is a hero. In her fantasy world cops are the good guys, is all." "@Anarchanti True. In hindsight I wish she weren't a cop, is all." @norintha That is so confusing. So rather than mastodon.furry this is furry[dot]com as provided by Mastodon? I guess that makes sense? So like a trans version might be trans[dot]space? Seems like the only benefit is just to get a url you like. @cora_made_of @CynicalCass It does it like five fucking times I wish I were joking. @deathpigeon @norintha Vikky what's your Mastodon. @norintha THERE'SA FURRY ONE. GODDAMMIT. @cora_made_of @CynicalCass I watched it for the FIRST TIME with a trans friend of mine. That movie is ruler of the Man in a Dress trope. It just keeps serving up that gag like it's the funniest shit ever thought of. @norintha Why are there multiple Mastodons do I have to make multiple accounts what even is this @norintha I don't know what the difference is between instances. I used https://t.co/IFELzvqpRX like I said. "@norintha I don't know what that is other than it's a Mastodon thing people mention. It didn't ask me to pick. Is it the thing after the dot in the url? I've seen that vary between people. If so I'm at .social, but I do hope the instances are sectioned off from each other?" "@norintha I doubt I'll use mine very often until it gets more popular, but I figured securing my name on there would be smart." @norintha Did you see I got a Mastodon? Same name on there if you want to add me. <3 """A bunny can call a bunny cute, but when other animals do it...?"" Judy Hopps is trans" "Hahaha Twitter marked this as offensive content. Fuck off, bird site. https://t.co/qgsVihbmPF" @cora_made_of I think I read somewhere the screencaps are taken by an algorithm? It probably looks for faces or something. It's frustrating because the movie is trying to confront basically racism which is heavy shit for Disney yet also saying they live in a world where the idealized version of the police are real. I still love the movie but that's a hard thing to reconcile. Zootopia 2 is about Judy realizing that the police exist to protect pre-existing unjust power structures rather than people who actually need protecting and she turns in her badge for good. I tried watching Kubo and the Two Strings a couple nights ago. Made it halfway. Beetle + actions scenes that the story just stops dead to facilitate annoyed the shit out of me. I was told Zootopia stole an Oscar from Kubo. Bull. Shit. "Sometimes the screenshots Netflix uses are, um... https://t.co/67krZkLiNJ" @RoseQuix Percussive engineering :P @RoseQuix I MAY have hit the esc button so angrily other keys flew off >_> Wait is Power of the Primes Slash a fucking Legends class? I know raptors are small but shouldn't Swoop be too? Shouldn't Sludge be a Voyager? If you want them to look in scale with each other fucking commit. @Th3_Pink_Bunny Remember kids: The only difference between science and messing around is writing it down. @XylariaVG It works it's just less springy on either end "I fucked up the space bar on my keyboard. :/ It's usable but awkward, especially in Overwatch. I added a replacement to my Amazon wishlist (linked in my bio). Can't afford to buy a new one at the moment." @OneLameShark Fair enough <3 "@OneLameShark I had every astromech released in the Star Wars Black 6 inch series. There was a TRU 3-pack or random astros, the evil Imperial R2 unit, R5-D4 and of course R2-D2. You can have them all for a fair price." @OneLameShark lol I already sold a good chunk of my Transformers but I'll let you know when the next assortment goes up @SteampunkPenny I can speak to its efficacy >_> Why do I have to hit esc like 2 or 3 times to get my mouse back after the match is over? It's done this consistently since release and I wonder if it isn't intentional. @CommieCuddles @narcokitty404 The two genders "@TheBigLoaf Yes, but only once, so we never do it." "@GamerGirl2258 God look at that jpeg artifacting. This pic has been everywhere. But yeah, literally me." "@danjjj @kidcrimefighter That one is pretty easy, actually. <3" @spectra_belle That's plus 10 to your base Tran stat! Little known fact but being a Transformers fan while also trans increases your base Tran score by 8. "@DrewFlashy1 I still should look towards improving. :P Don't worry, I'm not being too hard on myself." "@DrewFlashy1 Then I absolutely suck! Not sure where I can work on improvement, but this tells me I need to, thank you." "@quatoria Of course! You're gorgeous, love. 💕" @quatoria Cutie!! <3 "Didn't get potg because moments later a McCree killed four of us with one Deadeye, but I was proud of this moment regardless. https://t.co/5Y3uQnEw47" My first POTG with Moira!! It's not THAT impressive but I definitely felt like a badass in the moment. Even made a point to wave as I had a feeling I'd get POTG <3 https://t.co/HIpXeyo6Fc "@quatoria I wish I had the body to cosplay her. No judgement whatsoever towards anyone of any body type cosplaying her of course, but for me I'd feel silly. She's a freaking beanpole." "And she delivers the line with such perverse enjoyment. She's an endlessly curious scientist first and foremost, one that has completely done away with morality concerns. Definitely a villain, but a really compelling one IMO." "I love that one of the things Moira says when draining opponents is ""Tell me how it feels."" Those five words say SO much about her character. That's such good writing, goddamn." @upandoutcomic I do not for the life of me understand why this believe is so prevalent among cis people. "@quatoria I'm having a bit of trouble reading this past the word ""maneuverability""?" "@quatoria Yeah her kit really pushes you to be attacking as much as possible, to the point where I'll often turn around to see a bunch of low health alerts and be like, ""Oh yeah I need to heal too lol""" "@quatoria How often do you find yourself pushing towards enemies to refill? Do you think Moira is doable as the only healer on the team? I always feel more at ease as an extra healer but that might be because I suck, lol." "@aliceinfemme I could try that. I've also learned that her juice spray works best if you just do short spurts. Getting sprayed is actually a short heal over time effect, unlike what I assumed initially. Watching your juice levels is key, it seems." @norintha I've heard Sandstorm and weird non-Barbie Girl Aqua songs in public before. I guess some of those songs are in that obscure oldie territory. "@emuchaton You have the cutest dick and I'm feeling so jealous rn >:C (Well, jealous and a aroused)" "@aliceinfemme Yeah I kinda figured. I'm sure I have room for improvement, but then again is it fair to compare Moira's healing to Mercy's? Mercy's is supposed to be the best single-target healing in the game, right? Plus she never has to reload, unlike Moira." @XylariaVG #TransFeels <3 You ever start a tweet storm with numbering and everything then realize you actually don't have that much to say on the matter? "It wasn't the lame ""lol I get to see a lady's butt"" (though added bonus I'll admit) It wasn't because female protagonists in games are rare (though they are) It was simply because I felt more comfortable when my avatar was female And yet I didn't know I was trans :P" For several years before I hatched I only rolled female characters in video games and I was always at a loss as to why. It's funny looking back on that now. "@quatoria You should! I've yet to get a potg with her, personally, but I'll be sharing when I do!" Moira is sloooooowly climbing the ranks. She's now my most-played of the post-release characters (I'm actually surprised I've played Sombra as much as this says https://t.co/lbT7DrhcJd "@NihiliaXIV @XylariaVG Ooh, good idea. I'll often focus on healing orbs when I'm low on juice, but then focusing on seeking out more victims to succ is a logical way to approach play." "@quatoria I don't think it does. Which is frustrating because sometimes the team needs healing but there are no enemies around. Throwing an orb in the direction of the enemy could help a bit, but I feel rather powerless in those situations. LOVE the vampiric theme of it all tho." "@quatoria Then it feels too slow, honestly. But I keep playing her so it can't be that bad. What about her lifesteal orb? Does that refill my tanks." "Specifically I'm averaging 5,756 per ten minutes (again, only in Quick Play-- I want to get really, REALLY used to her before subjecting Comp to her). Is that awful? I almost never heal." "Does Moira's lifesteal refill her healing juice? You'd think I'd know at this point but it's remarkably hard to take note of my juice levels mid-fight. I'm doing around <5,000 healing per game (quick play) and I think much of that is running out of juice at inopportune times." "@SteampunkPenny I mean, I did have some help~" @deanhsjones That's a top priority once I get my name change finalized. <3 @nolapfau No thanks lol :P "Tomorrow I'm getting started earlier, finishing off photographing the SW stuff, then moving onto the remaining Transformers stuff with the goal of listing them tomorrow, the day after at the latest." "Okay, that took longer than I thought. Got about 80% of the Star Wars figures photographed but now I'm running out of sunlight." "My mom is being fucking nosey about me moving out of my current place because either my sister or our mutual friend Kara told her I was planning on moving in with Mistress. I'll tell her that when I'm good and ready, dammit. I don't appreciate this breach of trust." "@Empress_Trixana I don't have a single male toon, lol" World of Warcraft is trans culture @norintha @ExistentialEnso Back when 800 gold MEANT something "@ExistentialEnso And there were none of these fancy FLYING mounts either! We had to WALK, dammit." @Andra_me_uk TERFBlocker doesn't black people you're following. "@CiaraTheBraid @HexWitchCirce Not that I know of, no. If we got the people together to curate an unblock list, honestly a better thing to do might be to make a TERFBlocker competitor." @SoulTatt That can be rough. I know that feel. :/ "I need a large amount of money before the 20th. An amount that my collection could easily pay for if I just got up and did the work to sell them. Having a time limit just stresses me out more, though. I think I can do this." @Cosmos_Cookie UGH I can't decide. I might go back later. I've already done this back and forth once before. Gonna compartmentalize the tasks I need to get done. TODAY: Take a picture of every Star Wars figure I'm selling. That's ALL I have to do today. Tomorrow can be listing them. I think I do it when it's in a smaller chunk like that. "@winterslex Every fave is problematic. I think I'm still a ContraPoints fan, for example? I dunno, no one's perfect, but I'll keep a sharp eye on shonfaye." "@Cosmos_Cookie That would explain it, then. I've felt extremely safe so far as a trans woman on Twitter, and much of that safety is due to that application. But if I can't trust it not to flag false positives I need to unsub. Hopefully it'll be a while before I see the downside of that..." @winterslex I don't know anything about Novara. Never heard of it. @HexWitchCirce Okay dirak_ I know is cool. Wtf. I'm gonna unsub too. Just discovered I had shonfaye blocked? Never heard of her but there are 156 people I know on this site already following her. She's on the TERFBlocker list and I haven't the foggiest idea why. She seems cool. I dunno. "Even if I'm not selling in Artist Alleys (I might be able to pull it off, we'll see), I want to go to come cons in 2018. Try to make it to BronyCon, then there's that new furry convention in Colorado. More than zero, at the very least." @FelikittyPGH I just recently realized I was poly so I'm rather new to it but I'm getting a lot of residual feels from reading this. It sounds magical. 💕 @FelikittyPGH omg that sounds like the cutest thing 💕💕 @sapphixy I'm frankly exhausted by all the heterosexual nonsense that's seen EVERYWHERE and yet we still get lukewarm takes like this from clueless hets. "@mikeyface Minis are the best because you don't have to unwrap them. Starburst, Reeses... so much candy benefits from this approach." "@Sabriality And that will be expensive as fuck. 12 teams did he say? What are we at, 29 heroes now? 348 individual skins. Even if they were each a dollar I'd be out. Unless these are like golden weapons and you can earn tokens any time. Then maybe I could get there." "@Sabriality I guess that's the end of me owning every skin, unless they're being sold per-team rather than per-character." "@PowerOfMelody Yes, they do." "Due to the new(ish) loot boxes being balanced towards giving you stuff you don't have yet as well as the fact that I was caught up with everything until Moira was released, literally all of my loot boxes have been Moira Boxes. https://t.co/hwUb3Qzz2b" I have so much fucking shit to do this week and barely the spoons to do it "I'm missing Mistress more than I initially thought, it seems" @Rae_Cosmos This entire thread is adorable~ "@SteampunkPenny I miss you too, Mistress 💕" "@ADirtyTrans Literally the top 2 tweets on my TL right now are pics of vag. Science vag in both instances, no less. (Not that I'm complaining, mind <3)" @quatoria Being a shitty Moira sounds like @Cosmos_Cookie @KittySqueakyFae The absolute cutest <3 @norintha Same >_> "@SteampunkPenny I'm sorry, Mistress. :/ *hugs*" @quatoria I've been getting a ton of gold medals with her too. I'm really taking to her playstyle. @SteampunkPenny omg >_< @aliceincamera RIGHT?? That's what I'm saying! @SukebanAxxx https://t.co/TIMUWG43yO No but seriously every woman in Overwatch is 200% queer @ElFarcher @Kalindlara She's the dommiest character in the entire fucking game. She's Queen Domme. @FauxPup She is! Most fun I've had with any of the characters they've introduced post-release. My brand https://t.co/dFHUnWGiEX @Kalindlara NO ... KINDA Moira is quickly becoming one of my favorites 💕 https://t.co/Pi3jrbOFV8 @sultryhellswan https://t.co/HbJuw27vDj "I mean to be fair, if Moira wanted to pee on me I'd let her. You don't refuse a woman like her." @itsviviactually I wasn't calling you old. I was calling the terms you used antiquated. :P <3 The Star Wars prequels are objectively terrible. This a long-since buried issue. We're on the Sequel Trilogy now which is much better. Don't @ me "@itsviviactually The Grimlock card is only legal in ""Un"" games: Unglued, Unhinged & Unstable. I believe Type 1 & Type 2 are antiquated terms. The main types of play are Standard, Modern & Legacy, none of which allow for silver-bordered cards." "@RatRace123 @ZJemptv All trans people age in reverse, actually" "Literally the first thing someone tooted at me. I have zero followers. First impressions are very favorable, 10/10, 100/100 https://t.co/dOaprmGzJO" "Hey if any followers have Mastodon and want to add me, it's the same name as here! I'm not jumping ship just yet but I figured I should grab my name from there while I thought of it." To the surprise of literally no one https://t.co/IeBt2bHgtz Hey where are people getting the percentages of how naughty they've been on Twitter. I wanna try. "@ADirtyTrans I'd rather it in the mouth, honestly" tfw your quad kill doesn't get play of the game https://t.co/qcJubg6aXU @HaroldBatman Awww why's that? See? I don't JUST play D.Va :P https://t.co/72048E6FHi "@PowerOfMelody 101 hours on her alone, so yeah. :P" "Love sneaking a cheeky wave in at the last second, especially when it does in facet become Play of the Game https://t.co/DJl2DAzmc9" @PowerOfMelody Best feeling in the world <3 Look at the adorable Zarya trying to get away how precious 💕🐰 https://t.co/OSbBaofQ54 @bonuslesbian They can feel fuller overnight. That's happened to me and other trans women I've talked to. Any mutuals have brands of sports bras they like? Taking suggestions. @forivall I did know that and even as a Junkrat player it annoys me. (Unless I'm Junkrat lol) Fun fact I just learned: You can use Tracer's Recall ability to survive another Tracer's ult even if it sticks to you. Tracer can Recall through most things so it makes sense but I've never seen it used on a Pulse Bomb. This game was INTENSE. It was overtime for a solid minute+ while we fucking MARCHED that thing to the point. We still lost but I ain't even mad. https://t.co/yLomygJT2F @Olivia_bfg omg I hadn't played US&M yet AND I LOVE HER @Olivia_bfg 💕 u 2 @queer_queenie https://t.co/5z1R7hkmhy @queer_queenie Poor thing. They need someone to hatch them quick @FlawedVictori Oh my what a cutie 💕💜💕 I literally petted her to sleep 💕🐺💕 https://t.co/50fyh8S9CR "@JessIsInDresses Very true! I wasn't a Peach main UNTIL Smash 4. I really took to her new controls, I guess." "@MattyFranklyn I'd rather have robot on front, vehicle on back. Even if I still played with my toys I don't give a shit how powerful Hasbro thinks my toys are." "@Kalindlara Absolutely. As long as they get some actual heroes in Black. Not all Decepticons will have Black, plenty of Autobots will have it too." @JessIsInDresses Fellow Peach main! I'm probably super rusty but she was my JAM in Smash 4. @ElFarcher I think most of the folks I follow don't tweet enough for it to become complete chaos just yet. @upandoutcomic Love it when they make it easy @ElFarcher @queer_queenie You're the sweetest 💕 @queer_queenie That's what I'm saaaaaaaaaaying 😎 "Now that I'm merely 46 to following 1,000 people, I've retired the ""I follow back most queer people"" in my bio. I might still do it occasionally, but I don't want my TL to get too crowded. Might also do a small pruning of my following list at some point." @BrightLitany @queer_queenie This is basically my brand. Why aren't you following Queenie yet? https://t.co/3waskPrYz9 THIS IS A GOOD THING THAT I WANT. Apologies for any confusion on that. "@FelicityWyrd No, I absolutely do!! I guess I didn't word the tweet properly, that'd be awesome as SHIT" @AnnaDorableGirl N-no. My whole point is that would be fucking awesome. o.o "Like, imagine an actual Cybertron block." "All it's gonna take is for MtG to dip in popularity again to the point where Wizards will start incorporating other Hasbro brands into black borders. Everyone succumbs to the ""It's our thing but crosses over with that other thing we own"" eventually." @dasebeleren They don't call him king for nothing. @direhellswan Also also me: Same Rory's floating head is my new favorite holiday tradition. "December ALWAYS sneaks up on me every year when I realize ""Oh shit literally all of @giantbomb are in San Francisco it must be the holidays""" Oh my god I am in for a treat with this Unprofessional Friday aren't I https://t.co/XxbgLYk3t2 Thanos looks less intimidating without any headgear is the issue. Even comic fans expect him to be wearing something on his head. @pumpkaboodreams No but seriously now I want an MCU version of Ivan Ooze. Let's make the backroom deals necessary for that happen! "(His face was in Avengers as well, but that was before they cast Josh Brolin in the role)" "Gotta love the ""Thanos looks lame"" hot takes a full three years after we had plenty of footage of him in Guardians of the Galaxy, aka one of the MCU's most popular films by a wide margin." 12 days 'till #TheLastJedi "@Cosmos_Cookie As a sub, I am 100% on board with this. Very yes please. <3 <3 <3" @HexWitchCirce Here's hoping. "I get my insurance through medicare. I'm really, really scared of what this stupid-ass tax bill will mean for me." Listen to this lovey purr bucket 💕🐺💕 https://t.co/yRUG9KTKxq @Baronesa1980 https://t.co/Y1x2ORiXEr @FauxPup https://t.co/wJlmMwAUAs @FauxPup I guess I just have a thing for women in uniform~ 💕 https://t.co/A9VNqBvdkd This was fun. 🐰 https://t.co/oOXIpcurNU @Rae_Cosmos Apologies @RareLtd @First4Figures Omg I can't wait! I've been buying F4F statues for about a decade and I've always wanted a Banjo-Kazooie statue! Super pumped! @Rae_Cosmos Yay bonus bepis! 🍆💕 @queer_queenie Omg congrats!! 💕💕 @quatoria *huuuuugs* Even girls with vaginas are valid. "@SecretCanti There are so many nude cuties, so many tiddies on my TL rn I feel so blessed 💕" @Rae_Cosmos Cuddle pile of cuties! 💕💜 @animaggus @dirak_ Omg I never heard of this but I need to read it Chaotic Horny fuck yeah https://t.co/xJjfarjMYY "@ADirtyTrans @SteampunkPenny You're the sweetest, Jen. I'm lucky to have you as a friend 💕" @SteampunkPenny I have the best Mistress ever!!! 💞💕💜🏳️‍🌈💜💕💞 My Mistress buys me the best toys~ @SteampunkPenny https://t.co/5XbOLvZ6n8 @ADirtyTrans @Comrade_Yui This is very true Hey y'all should follow an IRL friend of mine @SuperEllaFly! She wants to start posting more soon! @OnlyChloeV I'll look into that thank you! 💕 "@KittySqueakyFae @emuchaton I mean I'm not gonna arrest you, you're too adorable" @emuchaton But is it detachable? @KittySqueakyFae @emuchaton I'm sorry but it has to be illegal to be this cute @Cosmos_Cookie @KittySqueakyFae She makes the cutest noises omg @KittySqueakyFae @Cosmos_Cookie You make a very compelling argument @Cosmos_Cookie @KittySqueakyFae She seems to do that a lot around you :3c @Cosmos_Cookie @KittySqueakyFae OMG yaaaaay! So happy for both of you!! 💕💞💕 "@emuchaton you're literally being called out are you gonna stand for this or like, bend over" @Sabriality Hey fuck that guy @forivall @Sabriality Gods :P @SoulTatt It's just the current discourse on Trans Twitter at the moment. Not sure which hot take started it Who was patient zero in the Male Privilege Discourse that's been going for days now? Where did this all start? "@_leisev 6mg of Estradiol, 200mg of Spironolactone" @deathpigeon There was a recent new Tony Hawk game that was atrocious. They can't seem to resurrect that genre but not for lack of trying "@Lea_Plath Sometimes i cry while orgasming, sure" @sultryhellswan 💕💞💦🐰💦💞💕 @winterslex We need to fund this yesterday "I was originally picturing like, me getting fucked from behind with a strap-on while trying to type number 3 but honestly it's more accurate to say that's me cumming just from hearing ""Good girl"" https://t.co/JWRVuV2et2" @Lea_Plath https://t.co/2phwdY5RIp "Btw I said misgendering people (not ""misgendering trans people"") because I don't need to specify: Y'all never misgender a cis person after you find out they're abusers or otherwise horrible people. Yet more proof doing this shit is inherently transphobic. https://t.co/FSOqvifT4T" How's everyone's afternoon? I just smoked like three whole marijuanas and ate a cheeseburger "@deathpigeon I have ranted about this on multiple occasions. Misgendering people because they're horrible implies our genders are conditional, meaning they are less valid than the genders of cis people's." @direhellswan Fuck. Cis. Gatekeeping. @Rae_Cosmos So gorgeous 💕💕 @dirak_ The short story is so wonderfully written. "@SteampunkPenny Have I ever mentioned you have an amazing butt, Mistress? 💞💕" @KelliMariella Absolutely!! 💕💜💕 @KelliMariella You mean you started HRT last June too? @NyxWorldOrder 💞🍆💦💞 @Djw175 I think you're otherwise right but how on earth does one shrink their audience? It's not just subscribers and followers either she's a well-known celebrity in these circles. I can understand her being overwhelmed given her fame is so recent @Djw175 You should sleep on it. Decide in the morning. "She's wrong, let's excommunicate her from our ranks by all means, but don't mock her pain. She's literally not going to debate people anymore. You know, the thing she felt she really excelled at and loved doing. We ""won,"" I guess. Twisting the knife is just cruel." You know what? No. *I* don't deserve the emotional toll of having to argue with people about how being needlessly cruel to Contra is gross. @Ulexar Oh my help I'm gay <3 <3 Y'all should absolutely follow @Ulexar https://t.co/NRJsqCDtsi "@ChaKatKimber @AmazonChique I feel like I missed out, lol. Been hearing a lot of my TL talk about it. The only trans comic I read for any length of time was Misfile." "@KittySqueakyFae If you won't explain it to your kids, some trans person will. A lot of would be delighted to, but if you'd rather avoid that be a better parent and explain shit like you're supposed to." "tl;dr I can't think of a larger divide between ""woke/progressive company"" & ""backwards anti-feminist & GG fans"" than Magic The Gathering." [TW] Hey this MTG drama is pretty gnarly but nothing beats that time when we found out the vast majority of /r/magicthegathering was filled with rape apologists. "@SatanaKennedy You're an inspiration to us all, Satana <3" @ChaKatKimber @SatanaKennedy We might have to get NASA involved @gdiClaire @Kalindlara I'm probably going to be getting one soon too honestly >_> @SatanaKennedy We could crowd fund one :3 "@gdiClaire @Kalindlara >_> Might be like, sports bra time, yeah" @gdiClaire @Kalindlara Puffy nips are cute tho :3c @Kalindlara Congrats!! *hugs* "@HexWitchCirce I was thinking there should be, yes" @HexWitchCirce They're so big Sen 24 weeks on HRT! And I finally have a new update after like months of not much changing: BIG OL' NIPS. I had to stop in front of the mirror to make sure I wasn't seeing things. "@NireBryce The person in question seems cool, though. I mean it's not going to bug me like it would if a friend did it, but it still makes me wonder." Alexandra Erin is quote tweeting someone I never heard of that has me blocked. Didn't think I was notable enough to be blocked by someone I never heard of. @Rae_Cosmos You both need to sleep I didn't even know they made a 5am @Kalindlara Actually it was your display name that made me think of it. @Kalindlara That's the one. @Cosmos_Cookie @AliceAvizandum Your hair would look incredible on a bird honestly. It's perfect. I'm working on a commission atm but you'll be next up <3 "@Cosmos_Cookie @AliceAvizandum Awww if you actually have a preference (unlike Alice who got dommed into having a deer fursona), I'll make it a birb :3" @Cosmos_Cookie @AliceAvizandum Cookie you're tempting me to draw your new seal fursona. Remember that one time James Franco was in a Wicked knock-off "Honestly Contra's framing it like a breakup and I think I need to too. I felt like, kinda sad when she said no more transition update streams? But regardless of anything else, I do think it'll be good for her mental health." @Cosmos_Cookie Cookie why D: "@Cosmos_Cookie That honestly sounds fascinating. I might just do that (My tomorrow not yours, though. What time is it over there anyway? :P)" "@Cosmos_Cookie That's a workable framework, I think." @HexWitchCirce This is why I'm worried. It might be beyond a lot of us. "@PhoinixArt I think if it's true that education is impossible, we're doomed in the most literal sense." "But if we had a framework we agreed on, we could point to it next time this happens. So we know we're being rational about it." This does not mean I agree with Contra fully. "I'm going to need suggestions for a functional framework for how one COULD reach out to/inform/educate the Right about trans issues. If there isn't one, shit like Contra will just keep happening. There are too few of us to isolate ourselves." "Hey look a typo. I shouldn't tweet while high, although then when would I tweet? Some dust needs to settle and spoons gathered before I make a final call on Contra (assuming I do). This does not mean I love her any less. This has been hard for a lot of us." @ContraPoints I'm sorry you're going through all this. You're calling it heartbreak and my heart's breaking too. I still think your a good person. I son't want you to lose and I don't hate you. @panderp Yeah I don't blame you. I'm just gonna sleep on it and comb through it in the morning. "@panderp Again, don't have the spoons. You can check her Twitter." @Kalindlara I doubt that would happen. "@NekohimeMusou She was accusing herself, actually. I was subtweeting that. I mean I'm sure others are too I suppose." "@Sabriality Ah, Switches: The demigods of the subby trans girl mythos." Contra I don't think you're selling your soul for profit or fame nor do I think you're evil but I ALSO don't think any of this sounds like a good idea. "I don't have the spoons to sort it all out at the moment, but I think this is my third strike for Contra." "@SteampunkPenny @Corgi_of_death I'll always be a good girl for you, Mistress <3 <3 <3" @Corgi_of_death That's for my Mistress to decide~ :3c Not the first time I had one of those either. Like two days into HRT I had a female orgasm which I know sounds impossible but there you go. Up until the above tweet it's been I guess minigasms? I can still cum like a guy too with a lot of mechanical help. Fun fact: These were specifically female orgasms and I fucking love that I can feel the difference. https://t.co/sL0Vl6id5a @aspookydoogle https://t.co/g5usBkHyqz @CaptainMieu Yes. Absolutely. <3 @PowerOfMelody https://t.co/ow2xqmeybe Hey just so we're clear if a ton of cishet guys start noticing this tweet know that for you guys you'll need like 40 extra steps between steps 1 and 2. @PowerOfMelody Oh no that counts~ 💦 @Untangled_Rose 💦💕💦💕💦 @GayMonsterGirl 💦💦💦 Just gained a follower with nearly 12k(!!!) followers who only follows around 300 people. That's an impressive ratio and I'm very flattered. I feel it'd be gauche to @ them... @BaphoBinch Which is why it's so evil that it's demonized in our society. "@BaphoBinch The thing is, even if it feels more like ""a sex thing"" than anything else, I bet anyone who worries about that would start to notice a TON of non-sexually-related benefits if they transitioned. Basically for some people that's one of the most obvious symptoms that they're trans." "When my Mistress (and fuck, almost any other kink-friendly friend of mine) calls me a good girl it makes me tingle. Partly BECAUSE this is something I wanted for so long. Hearing that reality is pure euphoria." "Hey did you know that, when you're a woman, sex as a woman is FUCKING amazing? Weird how that works, innit?" "*megaphone screech* IF YOU'RE TRANS AND SOMETIMES THE THOUGHT OF FINALLY BEING IN THE RIGHT BODY AROUSES YOU SEXUALLY, THAT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF AND FUCK ANYONE WHO CLAIMS OTHERWISE" "@SoulTatt I actually formulated this tweet because I was thinking about autogynophilia or however that made-up nonsense is spelled. Fuck TERFs, the fact that I finally get to be a girl is sexually arousing to me." @Untangled_Rose My secret shame is I've only ever listened to Something For Everybody. But I do LOVE that album. Was actually rather formative for me despite the fact I was in my 20's at that point. @Lewd_Dolly It's a reference to two different song. :P "@Sarahbear81 It never seems like it's a term you can adopt, but there really is no barrier to entry. If someone thinks they're trans, they are. So many of us believe the lie that it can't apply to us for years." "@Sarahbear81 If we can't blame our parents, we can at least blame society for being shitty and making it feel unwelcoming towards us." These result are acceptable. https://t.co/THwxNg0JC0 "@XylariaAD Yes, Miss! :3c" How 2 flirt with me: 1. Be a girl (not required but it helps) 2. Call me a good girl 3. We're literally alreadyy fucki ng i'tsg ettin gh aharder t o tyupe @Rae_Cosmos omg topspace is a thing @queermel Oh god this song IS being 16 for me. "Looking back it's obviously a symptom of being trans but it's so hard to see it when you're in that egg. So those short quippy phrases start to become popular. Because they ring so true for us, and we're hoping they do for the unhatched as well. 3/3" "... but denied her the ability to recognize that that's what happened to her what you'd probably notice is, among other things, her longing to be a girl. Like, it's not that much of a logical leap. 2/" "The reason so many of us say things like, ""If you want to be a girl, you are one,"" is in part because if you take the mind of a girl and put it into the body of a boy with all that that entails socially... 1/" "@danjjj I don't know much about that, sorry. :/" @FelicityWyrd I'd be retweeting this if I could "Another rambly tweet. I guess I'm just grappling with the fact that my story doesn't really have any moments where I could go back in time and cause me to transition sooner. It just took me that long to hatch because of how I'm wired, I guess. 8/8" "Somehow I was raised thinking that part of me wasn't real, but it's not as simple as being able to say my mom told me that. All I have is the BELIEF that I wasn't permitted to think about such things. I can't fairly blame her. 7/" And I remember thinking that it was time to put that behind me forever after that. There was this sense that I finally understood it couldn't be a reality. I buried her again. It would be 5 years before I even acknowledged her again & finally came out as trans. 6/ "That part of my brain only came back very briefly right before I moved out of my mom's place to 3 states over with my sister. It was the last time I ""faked"" being a girl to some rando and did some ERP. 5/" "Her response was explaining how vaginoplastys work in an effort to scare me. Something about turning your dick inside out like a sock. It didn't scare me, but it caused that small part of my brain to go into stasis again. 4/" I wish I could remember in more detail the closest thing I remember to approaching my mom about it before I moved out. I just remember talking about a trans fiend of mine's transition & somehow I conveyed very carefully that I grappled with longing for that. 3/ "In the limited number of moments when I actually wondered, it just seemed like a given that I'd have to wait until they both died before I could transition. (Yes, I didn't believe I was trans yet I still dreamed about how best to transition. The human brain is weird) 2/" "When I was a kid I felt I wasn't even allowed to question if I were trans, despite the fact that I can't recall any instance where either my mom or my dad actively discouraged it. 1/" The extra E isn't a typo. It's stands for estrogen. @SFtheWolf Fuck like rabbits. (The pun was too tempting I'm so sorry) @XylariaVG They might also cling to a conspiracy theory. Say it wasn't him. It's fun trying to envision things Trump could do that would actually piss off Republicans. The only thing I've come up with is filming himself shitting on an American flag. That might do it. Idea: Lesbian Ninja Turtles send tweeet Like seriously my dream of being a lesbian STILL sounds fucking ridiculous & I'm LIVING it. I also wanted to be a Ninja Turtle when I was like 4 & it felt about as unachievable of a goal. """I should leave my vape pen on because I think I need another hit or two in a bit."" *20 minutes pass* ""Oh shit I should turn this off"" *2 minutes pass* ""I could go for another hit, but I should leave it on because I think I want a few more"" EVERY TIME" @Cosmos_Cookie Thank YOU! That video was hot as fuck <3 @Cosmos_Cookie @ManyVids Hey that was me! :3c @Cosmos_Cookie Hey I was finally able to buy this video! That was AMAZINGLY hot. Your kitten is unbearably adorable <3 "@Cosmos_Cookie @KittySqueakyFae This is the cutest, gayest thing <3 <3 <3" "@anna66newton I'm not gonna say I have natural BJ skills because I'm trans, but I'm not NOT saying it either." @Untangled_Rose I specifically intended to mean sex but you're absolutely right. "@XylariaAD It'll happen. So many of us are sex positive, kinky & FAR less concerned with outward appearances." Trans girls do it better "@SecretGamerGrrl @ThatSabineGirl I think getting fans used to the idea of re-castings will help for the longevity of the series. Though funny side note, Ewan McGregor did have a single line in The Force Awakens-- ""Rey?""" "@Vexzal Aww, thanks! <3" @Vexzal A better example from that era of a game that has poor modern accessibility (using the term in the way you did) is Mario 64. That games is impossible if you didn't learn it's dumb quirks when it was new. "@KentabooRex Cis people, particularly ones who lean more rightwards politically, fucking ADORE creating all the problems they like to pretend we create. If y'all just ignored us I promise you nothing would happen other than your own peace of mind by not being tormented by benign shit." "@HexWitchCirce It's absolutely art, for sure. At worst it's art that is very specific in the way it needs to be analyzed, discussed & critiqued." "@Vexzal I would also say that it's still playable and enjoyable today in ways Arin disagrees with, but I think he's in the minority." "This was more rambly than I originally intended. I still worry that video games cannot be viewed as comparable art forms when comparing games from vastly different eras. You need that extra layer of considering time. Makes it more complicated, tho undeniably interesting. 11/11" "The MMO genre requires the extra lens of time to get the full picture. They're also a kind of performance art, since what makes them unique is the inclusion of hundreds of thousands of players building a shared experience once & then never again in quite the same way. 10/" "Canceled MMOs are a great example. Not only might they age poorly like tons of games do, but they are unplayable without a lot of work from dedicated fans & even then the restoration will be a pale imitation of the original. 9/" "It means we might have to argue that, as an art form, video games integrate the fourth dimension more than most other forms of art in ways that aren't initially obvious. 8/" "I mean, that has to be the case given how liberally I accept weird forms of art. Video games feel like some of the lesser weirder suggestions though, which is disappointing. 7/" "For years this bothered me, but now I wonder if that can still be an intrinsic aspect of video games without revoking their status as art? 6/" "That makes it difficult to defend as art. If you'll recall, Roger Ebert's main argument for why games can't be art was because technology always makes older entries obsolete in ways technology in film (or other mediums) doesn't. 5/" "I don't care how fun Space Invaders is, it is categorically less fun than Donkey Kong Country. But this suggests that games might naturally, at some point, become if not obsolete, less important. 4/" "I don't think that's true of OoT, but what about say, Donkey Kong? Space Invaders? The first Mario Bros? I could go on, but for me at least I can see where he's coming from when applied to the earliest games. 3/" "He often says something to the effect of, ""It's an old game now. Still fun, but it's imperfect. We can't keep pretending it's still the perfect game. Time & an evolving medium has made it less relevant."" 2/" "Something bothers me about Arin Hanson's critique of Ocarina of Time. Like, in general when it's brought up on Game Grumps, not his Sequelitis episode on it. 1/" OCD & TS are like having regular reminders that you're not the only one at the wheel of your own mind. Something else is in the co-pilot seat & it never goes away. "That cave is absolutely a vagina. Probably where Rey has her moment in a cave where the dark side gathers, like Luke did in Empire. I eagerly & unironically await the dissertations that will go over the symbolism here. https://t.co/jtQxGhuY4R" @Cosmos_Cookie @Rae_Cosmos You can suck You can su-HUH-k Having the time of your liiiife 🎶 "@odinsdream That might very well have been the genesis of that idea, though I personally haven't read that book." "@HexWitchCirce We recently learned my mom probably has OCD. She's in her 60's. Meds might help but at this point she's ""beaten"" it through sheer willpower. Makes you wonder how different her life would have been had she known earlier." "@HexWitchCirce There are a TON of undiagnosed adults it would seem. Maybe not with TS, but OCD and ADD are things that if left undiagnosed a person can just suffer through the symptoms their whole life." @HexWitchCirce Yep. I don't even know what positive representation of Tourettes looks like. Even I'll admit it's a fucking bizarre disorder. "Most tics are not vocal Of the vocal ones, most are not swear words But the only value TS seems to have in media is comedic because lol uncontrollable swear words. I understand the impulse to do that, but goddammit how's that for shitty representation." "As a kid I was told by the specialists I had to see for my OCD & TS that all 3 of these were in the same spectrum. ""Spectrum"" devoid of context has a more specific, unrelated meaning now, but I've noticed the discussions about the spectrum I'm on always ignore the ""weird"" one." ADD is the glamorous one. Everyone talks about that one. OCD is the mysterious one. People know about it but it's talked about less. Tourettes Syndrome is the red-headed stepchild and fucking no one talks about fucking christ "It's one of those things that I feel like must be partially true, but it's also impossible to prove for a number of reasons. It's just an idea I've held with me since." "I once read a hypothesis that religion was started by OCD sufferers. We're talking like, tens of thousands of years ago. A village elder for instance was really good at doing things in a very particular pattern & maybe a few people started to trust him that these rituals helped" @quatoria @AnaMardoll Usually a task being repeated over and over for a person with OCD is not a fun experience. The release/relief happens once you're done with the repetition. I have a pretty mild case of OCD and I'm extremely thankful for that. I'm lucky this is pretty much the worst of it. "@quatoria @AnaMardoll It's interesting because while the act is so similar the reasons for me are so different. It's very much an OCD-based thing where I need to feel the music again and again and again until I feel at peace. Unlike flicking a light switch though, music is at least pleasurable." @AnaMardoll I think it's my OCD? I've had friends who are on the autistic spectrum say they do it a ton too. It lets me brain kinda fully digest it? It's really soothing in a weird way. "It's also synth-y. Fast track to get me to love a song is have a computer make the music, lol" "Hey I'm doing that thing where I listen to one song on endless repeat for an entire day. I love the whole album, but Zero from Yeah Yeah Yeahs is so good. That buzzy, loud sound where I feel bad for the equipment being abused. It's so crunchy." "Goddamn Indie and Alternative might be the most non-answer genre names in the English language. I love most of what I've heard that could be categorized into those genres, but they're all different enough for it to seem like shitty categorization to me." "@norintha I'm LOVING this song, and the animation is interesting, but one of my biggest pet peeves with animated music videos is when they don't match the frenetic pacing of a song. It's hard to do that in animation, but it sticks out horribly if you can't manage it." "I'm getting tired of having no answer to ""What kind of music do you like?"" because I knew there's an answer. I think one way to word what I like is saying I'm a big fan of Rock and I love it even more when it dips more into the Punk sub-genres." "And ska! Omg I will unironically defend ska with my complete lack of musical know-how or talent. I will die on that hill. Ska didn't start with punk, but punk morphed it quite a bit in later waves it looks like." "Indie rock pops up too. That's less defined it looks like, having originally been used to describe independent record labels rather than the kind of music they were publishing (Indie games are in a similar spot now). But a lot of that early stuff was punk so, more roots." Through some light Wikipedia'ing I can see there's a lot of subgenres of punk rock in some of my favorite bands. There's New Wave in there too which has roots in punk. Genres are tricky things but I've never bothered to even look at the broad categories my music tastes fall into "@emuchaton Careful, you don't want to get frostbutt" "@SteampunkPenny Y-you're very good at it, Mistress >_>" "Anyone else have that genre of music you're afriad to say you like for fear of the purists telling you ""That's not REAL [genre]!!"" I've been thinking again about music I gravitated towards in my teens and 20's and I'm pretty sure it's 80% punk or punk influenced." Oh shit I should link him https://t.co/3gS64axAZj "Definitely one of those cases of ""You sure you're not an egg, buddy? You doin okay? Lotsa boys turning into girls over here, ya alright?""" "Now I'm on a ""TF artists I remember fondly"" kick. I'm still a huge fan of Ian C Samson (he signs his stuff ICS). That guy has made so SO much TG art and is still doing his thing on his Tumblr I believe. That's one artist I'd freak out if I ever met." "@MagsVisaggs I love seeing other trans women namedrop Fictionmania. It's like, of course a ton of visited that site but it's still entertaining to see those moments of shared experiences." @ChaKatKimber I always forget the S in corps! Blargh. "@ChaKatKimber I mean you're kinda not wrong. :P If I'm right about Soul, that means 1/3rd of the gems are on earth, one is with Loki, one is with the Nova Corp, and one with the Collector. Steam roll Nova Corp headquarters, find Loki & Collector, then pop off to earth. Done in an afternoon. :P" "@SerSkullgrin Thank you, that's right. That's how we first met the guy. But his place was destroyed back in the first Guardians movie. Wherever Reality is right now it can't be very secure." "@ChaKatKimber It was really only Space and Time for centuries, before Space got sent to Asgard and Mind got lodged in Vision's head. Other than that they actually have been mostly off-world. Thanos has just gotten kinda lucky, lol." "@AllisonGamer I know. And honestly? If you want a great character death that will really hit people hard, that's a really smart choice. I'll be sad tho. Plus he's a robot so if they later wanted to say ""Oh shit Vision backed up his memory banks in this computer wtf"" that could totally work." "Mind (yellow) is in Vision's head. Hopefully removing it doesn't kill him. Time (green) is with Doctor Strange. Reality (red) is... fuck, I don't remember a thing from Thor 2, who does? It's... somewhere. Soul (orange) is in Wakanda is my theory, we'll see." "Firs two stones Thanos nabs are Power (purple) and Space (blue). Space he'd have to have stolen from the Nova Corps, which is probably why the Guardians got involved (well, that and Nebula). Blue he takes from Loki (seen in the trailer), who re-stole it from the vaults in Asgard" @SteampunkPenny We should plan to have some marathon nights to catch up! I own a fair amount of the MCU movies already. https://t.co/Obm2cDvhu4 @theREALRhiaRose Thor got to be in his own not-Guardians movie so he has the sarcasm chops to pull it off now. :P "I mean, the Soul stone WILL be found of course, it just might be for the fourth Avengers movie in 2019. But I think Thanos completing the Infinity Gauntlet is a good stakes raiser for the sequel." "I really hope we get to see the Soul stone!! It's the only one left we haven't yet seen or know the location of. It could be in Wakanda? That might explain why Thanos has an army attacking the city, but honestly huge stores of vibranium are a good reason too." "In fact, this might just be JUST first act stuff. Thanos attacks Thor's ship, Hulk lands on earth with Strange, Thor with the Guardians. Meanwhile in Wakanda (since Black panther will have been the last movie in the series before this), etc. Oh and Spider-Man because New York." Interesting that Thor seems to meet the Guardians RIGHT after his last movie. There was what I thought was a substantiated rumor that Ragnarok's end credits scene would be that exact scene. Guess it'll be the opening to Infinity War instead. OMG MARVEL I SWEAR IF YOU KILL VISION I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU https://t.co/KVqBVXsPlS @ADirtyTrans Sounds nice~ @TransTwill @Kalindlara Thanks!! <3 @Kalindlara If it weren't for the goddamn proprietary format music files I think I'd just go back to Winamp or something. Literally the worst MLP song https://t.co/vn4GJb1VBP @aliceincamera omg yes "Restarting didn't help. First pic is what happens when I try to download the song, second pic is what happens when I try to install the newest version of iTunes. Would uninstalling iTunes first help maybe? https://t.co/xljYVMum46" @RaeGun2k ... goddammit I forgot to do the one thing you should always try first lol "Can't download my album, nor can I get an updated installation installed. I'm not even sure what to do next." THIS STILL ISN'T AVAILABLE ANYWHERE FFS https://t.co/OwJ6I9JqOK "Oh, and Biomancers effect eachother! As do Corsepjacks! Nothing's Legendary here so the math got really dumb really fast." @OneLameShark I only play White in Orzov :P I'm one of those rare players that only owns one playmat and its Breeding Pool. "*FOR both its art and its flavor text, what kind of typo is that?" Here's another group of cornerstone cards from one of my early decks. I called this one the Fuck You deck and I put it in Pinkie Pie sleeves. We played a ton of 3+ player games and this one is kinda made for that. Guess which ally color pair is my favorite? :V https://t.co/QlxNA0xXTu "(Simic is trans culture, btw)" "Since I'm on an MtG kick, here's my favorite Shockland, but both its art and its flavor text. I never looked into if the artist ever sold prints, but I'd love it framed on my wall, honestly. https://t.co/KjOW7SJQOI" "(And yes, Corpsejack's effect applies to Biomancer's effect. That's the beauty of it <3)" "The first deck I constructed basically from scratch involved these four main players. It was fun for way longer than it should have been, but once my playgroup's skill level increased a bit, I realized the mana cost was too high. I've always wanted to return to the concept tho. https://t.co/jAYjQIHdkc" "@SteampunkPenny @FiveYearFlan Thank you, Mistress 💕" iTunes won't let me download my new album wtf @direhellswan I'm liking everything I'm hearing so far. I'll probably be buying an album soon at this point. 2009 it says? I guess I missed it somehow? Wasn't really listening to a lot of contemporary songs at the time. "I was already falling in love with this song by way of Pandora for months now, but now that I've looked it up I'm also really feeling this video too. That reveal near the beginning is kind of the best. https://t.co/ILRhokjR0F" Are we @ForeverFrskyFox SHIT this poll should have had three options @GenghisKhatt OMG I WANNA HUG THE PITTY @Cosmos_Cookie @Untangled_Rose I completely agree. That's why I feel the need to apologize for giving her too many chances. I'm going to apologize in advance and admit that I will probably give Contra one too many chances. What I hope is that she'll eventually learn the lesson countless trans people have learned before her. @ElFarcher @sovietblobfish Trans Twitter consumes all. :V @rCharlotteSmith If you put a maybe choice that's what gonna win. :P "@ElFarcher @sovietblobfish Oh awesome! I read this whole situation wrong, lol. Another enby friend! <3 <3 <3" "@ElFarcher @sovietblobfish It's hard for a lot of us not to joke, but if you say you're comfortable with your gender then that's good enough for me. <3 <3 <3" @ElFarcher @sovietblobfish This is hilarious because I like JUST met you through like an MtG tweet I think and you just happen to hang around trans circles? If you haven't already you're going to get a TON of trans people asking you a lot if you're questioning. :P @ElFarcher @sovietblobfish Careful. Calling yourself a genderless blob is a quick way to get yourself pink pilled 'round these parts. :V @Cosmos_Cookie Your titties were on the telly :3c "@norintha ""But I might not be trans"" Do you want to be? Then congrats, you are. That title is freely claimed but if it helps hearing this from a trans person: You may claim it. Yes it's that simple." "He's literally asking for it, y'all 💕 https://t.co/eSYjxS0EKl" @ADirtyTrans @ElFarcher Honestly same @ElFarcher Omg you adorable vanilla boy I'm just teasing either way :P MY BRAND https://t.co/ojoZcTbsvT "Hey! ... Y-yes, sir >_> https://t.co/GhsKNH248C" @ElFarcher I have friends I can @ for this and yet I'm being all subtweety about it "@EponymousKid No one acts in porn anymore. It's all ""ametuer"" stuff now. :P" I've garnered the attention of no less than two porn stars* with that last tweet. I'm moving up in the world! *Does anyone still say porn star? That feels like an antiquated term to me but I can't think of a better one? """Oh you're writing words? One of them must be Mistress you thirsty slut"" - my phone, apparently" "My phone has ""Mistress"" as one of its top three suggested words every time I enter text anywhere >_>" @SteampunkPenny If only those trees weren't in the way so those trans colors could really pop! @MagsVisaggs Megazord because its modular I guess? Though combiners in Transformers often share consciousness so there is some Tuvix/Garnet in the analogy as well. @ADirtyTrans @PowerOfMelody Hope and corruption~ Jen was giving my Mistress some great ideas last night that were making me squirm and twitch real bad <3 <3 <3 I want this shirt omg https://t.co/K26he1pnih @AliceAvizandum Good luck!! 💞💕 (Alice I need that shirt) @YungBoiJBarr @genderemix Thousand Year Door is trans culture @Kalindlara I won't 💞💕🐰💞💕 Spoilers~ https://t.co/T1JvL1ir3L @Kalindlara *offers hugs* @genderemix Stardew Valley has its hooks in me again 🐔 @genderemix Big mood "@Kalindlara Saw it opening day, yes. :P I do not currently have a contingency plan for when my orgasms go Full Ragnorok" @hipsterpelagius @Drommels_YT No joke you're my favorite cishet dude I let follow me 💕 @uselessneetgirl Look I don't appreciate being called out like this I realize the wording was slightly ambiguous: I did the deepthroating pulling myself out of subspace is like pulling Bruce Banner out of the Hulk like seriously my orgasms are a giant green monster @ADirtyTrans It's the fucking best Jen holy fuck @ElFarcher Mmmmmm very~ Deepthroated four times 🍆 Orgasmed multiple times 💦 Currently a twitchy puddle 💞 "Mistress, pausing halfway through inserting a rainbow buttplug into herself: ""This is kinda the gayest thing.""" @RoseQuix It's also snowed here on Halloween before "@RainBlackKat Yeah but they're only ever made of Taurus, don't worry" "Yeah, I'm MTF M T Female" @SteampunkPenny 💕💜🏳️‍🌈🐰🦄🏳️‍🌈💜💕 @mrfeelswildride It's Zootopia-sonas all over again omg I actually got to be a lesbian when I grew up @Rae_Cosmos Omg you two are too cute aaaaaaaaaaah 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 @elysianechoes @SteampunkPenny I'm the luckiest girl alive 😍 @ChaKatKimber It once recommend Laci Green to me 🤢 @Kalindlara @XylariaVG @TransTwill https://t.co/y3x0WCXEVn "@Kalindlara @XylariaVG @TransTwill I know, I was there. I was 11. 1998 was THE SHIT. Game Boy Color, Game Boy Camera, Banjo-Kazooie, Ocarina of Time, fucking POKEMON Good year for games. Probably my favorite." @TransTwill Oh my god this content is half a decade old... @uselessneetgirl 🎶 Plastic~! 🎶 @nataliereed84 I did not. Honestly I'm glad you pointed it out. @nataliereed84 I think it's more to relate to other girls that had this path. I for one don't think anyone is less trans for wanting to be a girl. @SteampunkPenny 😍😍😍 @Rae_Cosmos @BraidsInnerMind @Cosmos_Cookie I wish I had any advice. I don't understand non-queer people either. :P @BraidsInnerMind @Cosmos_Cookie No kidding this is like the most entertaining thing on my TL right now and it hasn't even happened yet lol "Its so funny thinking back to how ""Well, actually..."" I used to be on the most pointless shit." "@commiesona Honestly confronting this head on like this makes a little bit of sense, but the problem is none of them go ""Oh fuck that's a huge flaw in our philosophy what do we do""" Thread https://t.co/14H6dDU2WO "@ElFarcher @RadicalRobynett @hipsterpelagius @TheLostJoJo I do love that my two favorite dual colors, U/G & B/G have no less than three lady walkers. I'd rather Vraska date another lady though frankly lol" @ElFarcher @RadicalRobynett @hipsterpelagius @TheLostJoJo Most walkers have dabbled in dual colors though. Is she permanently Simic? Either way there's gotta be a cute name we can make out of Temur... "People don't know autumn exists. Seriously, local weather aside, it's not winter until December 21st. MOST of winter is at the beginning of the year. Everyone acts like winter begins November 1st and it kinda bugs me." @ElFarcher @RadicalRobynett @hipsterpelagius @TheLostJoJo Ooh I didn't know about that but I love it! Red & Green go very well together 💕 @SteampunkPenny 💕😍💕 My new lock screen is art https://t.co/A3eRKILNnn @HexWitchCirce I give you full permission up submit my takes to Horny Takes @Djw175 Big mood @AliceAvizandum Hey cis gatekeepers can get fucked My good friend Vikky could really use a hand! 💕 https://t.co/4fg23uJhyG "@Kalindlara @aspookydoogle Yeah looks more like chaser. Either way, you'd best all block her." "@Kalindlara @aspookydoogle LOL this exchange. No, this was the first I had ever interacted with Lilly, thus why I thought it was creepy. Also look at her account. She's either a chaser or a TERF trying to get dirt on us." @HexWitchCirce It's a plant. Either a chaser or a TERF. Also that bio was written by a chaser. Full stop. Like what even. "There's so much to take in. The backwards flag, the fact that her name is CISler, her out of nowhere asking me if I want to meet her brother who she says looks like Harrison Ford..." So I was followed by an alien. Or a cop. One of those. https://t.co/fTIE2VEOn7 "@LillyCisler @aspookydoogle That's kinda creepy, ngl. Blocked." @gdiClaire Seattle is pretty awesome! "@dasebeleren As someone who was overjoyed at the announcement of Alesha being trans like myself (you know, ""politics"" in the game), this guy can pretty much go fuck himself. I hope him and everyone like him actually DOES leave the game over this. Good riddance." "@emuchaton Yeah that came out for the Saturn, right?" @deathpigeon @wweatherheather Yeah apparently one of my friends was internet famous and I had no idea. :P "@prolishdictator @tasmosunt @DanyxAC Caterpillars hatch from eggs, so it still works :P" I think I have a tub that can fit all the plushies I want to save. This will also allow me to see my Beanie Babies again and I miss those fuckers. Could also consolidate from a handful of boxes I still have from when I moved into my current place >_> I think what I want to do is start packing up the toys I KNOW I want to keep. That will also have the benefit of getting them cleared from my mind to focus on selling shit. @deathpigeon I'll definitely help spread the message if you do! @spectra_belle Yep he's probably still affordable online. "Oh and Strafe! That blue Terrorsaur repaint! I LOVED that we had a 20-year-old mold get repainted into a toy for one of the Bay movies. That tickled me. He's not a Beast Wars character at all, but if he was, he's a Dinobot so he'd be a good guy." Robot Heroes Inferno is a favorite piece. We haven't had a figure of him since the 90's aside from this one! Not even a repaint! Not even at Botcon! The Robot Heroes version never made it to the US so I bought it from someone in Canada if I recall. "As a kid I only owned Clawjaw, Iguanus and Buzzsaw so I felt they should always be in my collection. The Fox Kids Transmetal Waspinator IS Transmetal Buzzsaw basically so I had to get that one too." "I have the world's strangest assortment of Predacons, I swear https://t.co/J6I4QlVayC" https://t.co/zbY9V56hBI I kinda hate that I currently only have room for my Beast Wars collection near the ceiling where I can't even see half of them https://t.co/sNjGACjDYa "@Th3_Pink_Bunny Yeah I figured I could coast on how funny it could be to do that intentionally, but I was honestly confused so I thought I'd ask >_>" @Triclinia Maybe if I'm in Seattle again! <3 Or is it truth to power? I always mix that shit up and I'm high @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie omg you're so dominant I can tell I've been dommed before Look at this amazing domme who has only ever dommed and not once even thought about being subby what why would you ever say that you should give her some money https://t.co/Zpt7pXwKCO "My god, we've reach peak queer-nerdy https://t.co/fXhvZV6UIi" @spectra_belle @KamenSpider Silverbolt except she's Brienne of Tarth Seriously Disney just make the most basic re-make ever and recast the lead as a woman and you'll make billions. The Rocketeer except lesbians "@KittySqueakyFae @Cosmos_Cookie Awww, what a good girl you have, Cookie <3" "@KamenSpider Yeah, Airazor was male in the Japanese dub. Beast Wars is already queer by proxy, it just needs more lesbians." @Cosmos_Cookie My Mistress was convinced to start domming after meeting me too. :P "*megaphone screech* CURRENTLY IN THE COMICS, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF CANONICALLY QUEER TRANSFORMERS THAT'S A THING MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW/TALK ABOUT" "Beast Wars except Silverbolt is a lady (ie, Beast Wars except lesbians)" "Plus, like, we're GETTING a Titan Class Unicron. I'm not sure I'll want to spend the money on it, but no way Metroplex and Fort Max are staying twice as tall as the only Unicron figure we have." But he's at least $150 or more last I checked I think? Hasn't retained his value but that's too much money and too much space to clear up not to sell. "I have NO Armada figures. That was on while I was in high school (though I still bought the occasional toy then so I USED to have a few) so there's no nostalgia, and I'm not a huge fan of the designs. Having to search for a Minicon in 2017 feels weird to me." The main thing keeping me from getting to selling my 2010 Takara Unicron is tracking down his stupid minicon because he's an Armada retool and he's probably no gonna sell for shit incomplete. "@OneLameShark No, I meant the two-pack. They're retools of the original figures with new heads (and no mutant heads). I ALSO have the ones you're talking about which I'll be selling as well, but I think I want to keep the miniature ships they both come with." "@OneLameShark When I sell them I can see what they're going for on eBay and let you know. I'll sell them to you for their lowest price on there. <3 (And yeah, I can throw Skywarp in there too <3)" @SteampunkPenny Omg Mistress don't get my hopes up~ "@Allicrombie Uhhhh I'll take that as a compliment? :P Yeah if you ever want me to talk your ear off about pointless shit, ask me about either Transformers or Star Wars." "@itsviviactually Assuming they can't hide all that kibble, the robot mode should take priority. I mainly display these toys in robot mode, and a bunch of messy-looking spider bits hanging off that iconic look won't be worth a more accurate-looking spider mode, IMO." @spectra_belle I'm guessing he's have a relatively small kibble backpack that will be well-hidden if viewed from the front. If they pull off something even more impressive though that'll be a treat. "And Waspinator, Rattrap & Rhinox need to wait until at least the original 10 are made into MPs. I love those characters and I'm sure their MP versions will blow their Generations versions out of the water, but it's way less exciting to get one of them than fresher character." "Top five most wanted Masterpiece Beast Wars: 1. Blackarachnia 2. Megatron 3. Inferno 4. Airazor 5. Silverbolt, but I'd want way more Preds at this point so maybe Scorponok?" @spectra_belle If we get Terrorsaur I think every single show character is at least a possibility. Because holy shit if they find a way to hide his beast mode wings that well it means literally no engineering feat will go unconquered by them. "I do hope they actually do Megatron though, regardless of which toys I'm selling. It's nice to see a completed Axalon cast (if you count Generations Rattrap & Rhinox), but literally all my favorite BW characters are Preds, dammit." "I feel very compelled to reduce character redundancy, though. Which means probably selling the 10th Anniversary Primal and Megatron. Primal because I have the Masterpiece version, and Megs because they were a two-pack and Takara wants to tackle him next in the MP line." So I'm probably not going to sell much of my Beast Wars collection? All of those pieces are so nostalgic to me in ways my G1 stuff isn't. "@Late_Night_Fox @octagonne Same, but if I heard a cis person saying it I'd definitely side-eye them." "@Kalindlara If you ever need someone to vent to, my DMs always open 💕" @lavendragon_ Omg noooo *offers all the hugs* 💕💕 @Kalindlara *offers hugs* That's horrible D: I shouldn't even be up this late. I miss Mistress... "@theREALRhiaRose I really, really wish I still could. :/ It never feels good to fall out of love with something." "I was technically talking TO cis people, but that doesn't mean I'm interested in how much a cis friend thinks a cis person's and a trans person's experiences with gender are interchangeable." "For a bit of context, this was a reply to a trans friend on mine's comment on a FB post that said the same thing as this tweet: https://t.co/2AuijQThpU" "It's considered a little dehumanizing to say that we're ""now presenting as women."" I get how it can be hard to parse exactly how to phrase it sometimes, but this is uh, particularly clunky. And incredible rude." Cis people: Don't do this. Today in How Not To Ally https://t.co/rpV1EqcEKw "@cora_made_of I would just @ her, honestly. She's never answered one of my @'s which I chalk up to her having almost 30k followers. But if you do @ her, I bet she'd be happy to answer if she saw it. Worth a shot, I'm saying." Thread. I wasn't aware of the shit Singal had done. The first I had heard of him was the Contra interview controversy. If you're like me this probably deserves a read. https://t.co/xLs2XkYL4j @SecretGamerGrrl This happens to me way too often. "@XylariaAD I'd like to be the one sucking, please! :3 <3" The well scene feels hokey too. Wish I was able to inhabit the headspace this movie needs me to be in for this kind of tone. "And Andy's freakout scene. That's uncomfortable. ""DON'T I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY!?"" Christ this movie may as well not have any female characters." "Okay, yeah, I remember the first thing that bothered me upon rewatching as an adult. The water pipes scene feels superfluous." I will say all the actors in this are pretty stellar. You need good child actors to carry a movie like this. Also One-Eyed Willy was probably a joke placeholder name too. "I feel like the impetus of the plot being ""Everyone but Mikey wants to explore the attic because they want to keep some artifacts, possibly for profit"" is an unusual one." I feel like all the characters' nicknames were placeholders in the first draft of the script and they ended up growing attached to them. OH HE'S CALLED MOUTH BECAUSE HE'S BILINGUAL I HOW DID I NEVER WHA @Kalindlara I mean your teacher absolutely could have recorded it from Disney. Back then they didn't have commercial breaks except between shows. Why did Pee-wee Herman design the front yard for these people "@Kalindlara Unless you watched it specifically on The Disney Channel, I'm not aware of any other release that includes the deleted scenes. They're on the DVD and Bluray versions but you have to watch the scenes separately." I think the first thing that really stands out is Dave Grusin's amazing score. And that car chase intro scene is a really cute way to introduce the characters. "I had a recorded-from-The-Disney-Channel tape as a kid and I watched the fuck out of it. Interestingly enough ""my"" version had both deleted scenes in it, including the scene with the giant octopus, which I credit for my phobia of cephalopods I still have today >_>" "Alright watching The Goonies again for the first time in a while. Last time I felt it didn't hold up the way it did for me as a kid. It deserves another watch, I hope." The Last Unicorn except lesbians "@Kalindlara @SteampunkPenny (Except when she's fucking me. I wouldn't call how I act/feel ""calm"" in those instances :P)" "@protozoetrope Totally understandable. I always struggle with whether or not to delete tweets I've made that are problematic. Either I'm leaving it up as a lasting bad influence on others, or I'm ""hiding"" the evidence and being sneaky..." "Re-watching the Mario Maker Game Grumps episodes. In episode 64 Arin mentions he has unusually wide hips. If you are in fact an egg sweetie, you're going to be SO thankful for that." "@protozoetrope However, ultimately I don't think the original tweet is worth saving since not everyone knows I have OCD. I think I'm setting a bad example. Deleted." "@protozoetrope I have OCD. I am describing the symptoms I and maybe some mutuals experience. I also hate that, though. Note that I said ""[people] with OCD."" I feel like that's describing what I meant rather than using it in the way too many abuse the term." @Kalindlara One of the many reasons I love Mistress: She makes me feel like I can't possibly say the wrong thing. I'm so relaxed and calm in her presence. <3 (@SteampunkPenny just to make sure she sees this lol <3) @BlazerBluejeans I'm over buying toys at the rate and fervor I once was. @Kalindlara You deserve someone to bring that level of relaxation out of you <3 OH MY GOD THAT DUST I have Mimi and Lilymon though so in some ways I'm already set https://t.co/a01tVnIglV "The place where I often buy these only ever seems to have Tai, Matt, Kari and TK. Megahouse has done several series (In-Training, Rookie, Champion and even some Ultimate) that I think included the other four. I'm the worst at keeping up with this overpriced series of statues." This thing is over $100 and not only do I want it I hope they make one of all 8 Digidestineds so I can waste a grand on late-90's-themed plastic. https://t.co/nHolIhXO4H "@AlJAug @Kalindlara Yeah the original draft had it worded that way. It's VERY SLIGHTLY dehumanizing? Like, ideally cis is an adjective not a noun? I'll use the term occasionally but I'd actually like cis women to read this tweet so I wanted to open with being nice." @Comrade_Yui Flossing is dental kink I NEED THIS TEMMIE PLUSH https://t.co/NfPx18ytzs "@OnlyChloeV Every trans girl should own one of those, frankly." "@ChaKatKimber Oh fun will be a given as far as I'm concerned. It's SO fucking freeing being a sub. I've already had a taste of it and I never want to go back, lol." You ever just crave flossing so bad that it feel so FUCKING good to apply a thread-shaped pressure to your gums or is that just me "@cora_made_of I can see that, yeah. Assuming it's in a space where everyone knows that kind of thing is allowed, I love it when Mistress shows me off~" @cora_made_of Yup. I got them too~ <3 "Actual protection + the hotness of being owned = 10/10, 100/100 would recommend" """Oh well I'll have a collar for you for that. Not letting you that den of vipers without one of those."" *shivers* Sub feels, holy shit. 2/2" "While we were talking about potentially going to a local munch (is that a thing vanilla people know about? It's like a get-together with food for kinky people), I asked Mistress if we would be attending before or after a potential collar was put on me. 1/" "@cora_made_of (Awww, thank you! Apparently that phrase is on an actual shirt at Forever 21? But I saw furries on Tumblr adopt it a while back and I like to include it whenever I can <3)" "To my cis sisters: You'd think that in my 29 years living as an undercover girl among males I would have garnered valuable insight into masculinity, but I'm here to report that I don't fucking get it either." @Hbomberguy Yeah the movie kinda unintentionally(?) has an pro-segregation message. @uselessneetgirl @toransugaru I want this is a form I can save and repost because honestly? Relatable. "Usually it's not until the day after a night with Mistress that I realize just how fucking exhausted I am. Not tired, not sleepy. Exhausted. It's a good kind of exhausted, but it's full-body, ""I'm not doing SHIT today"" exhausted." This might be my favorite Hbomberguy video yet. https://t.co/6broearhge @DieselbrainArt I mean that documentary argues that even Star Wars and Alien stole from this version of Dune. I'm sure Jodorowsky is used to it at this point. "@MattyFranklyn I like, really want to see a team up video with you two but 99% of his audience don't know who you are." @MattyFranklyn Truly you're becoming the Thew of Thundercracker. @AshKallie There's nothing to be sorry about. It's completely understandable. I hope it gets better for you. :/ *offers hugs* @HornyTakes Honestly same "@ContraPoints Your OUR scary monster, dammit" @OnlyChloeV Thank you! 💕 @soft_chomps @MallowyGoodness same @OnlyChloeV Not at all! I love getting commissioned! I'll send you a DM 💕 @siobhanbjorknas @SteampunkPenny 💕💜💕💯🐰🦄💕💜💕 @PowerOfMelody @SteampunkPenny 💕💜🐰🦄💜💕 @KittySqueakyFae @Cosmos_Cookie Omg you two are too adorable!! 💕💕 @SteampunkPenny It really is! 💕🐰💕 @SteampunkPenny 💕🐰💕 "I'm a very silly bun. Mistress is in charge, not me. <_<" "I wanted to make sure Mistress got enough sleep last night, so after the topic of coffee was brought up, I checked time then said, ""I guess coffee's okay."" Rookie mistake... >_>" Got the deepest into subspace I've ever been tonight. I really do have the best Mistress~ 💕🐰💕 "@Miss_Emme_Iris We don't really have like a cumming plan. I know it's all the rage with dommes and subs on the Discord, but I don't care much about cumming really. I can't go into subspace without her. That's motivation enough. :P" Ten minutes until Mistress is off from work~! :3 *vibrates* "@ADirtyTrans @collar_made_of It's a really fun challenge, tbh." Uh... I missed the 3 hour mark but now it's 2 hours! ⏰💕🐰💕 "@SteampunkPenny Can't wait, Mistress~ 💕🐰💕" 4 hours!! 💕🏳️‍🌈💕 @FiveYearFlan It's because I play WoW :P "@sovietblobfish Just the locket, which is what I was buying it for. I already own the game. :V" @sovietblobfish Countdown to when I see Mistress again! She's a unicorn 🦄 I'm a bun 🐰 💕 "My computer sounds like a jet engine and my rat was really thirsty, but here's what it sounds like. Sounds much better with the lid closed. https://t.co/Biy1bwCNfp" I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING https://t.co/OUSs06onDY Lighting is kinda shit but I wanted to illuminate it a bit https://t.co/5tXY4urIWp This is adorable https://t.co/DjcMVcIMw1 IT FINALLY CAME!! 💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/i3PvK6Sg9e 🐰💕5 hours remain 💕🦄 @winterslex I love that they're making these transformers again. @Triclinia https://t.co/Q9lRnSW0Ma 6 hours 43 minutes~ 💕💜🐰🦄💜💕 @Triclinia https://t.co/qL8W2YKclk @Cosmos_Cookie is a treasure who I'd love to eat cereal with one day 💕🥣💕 @Cosmos_Cookie This made my afternoon lol TOTALLY normal Friday afternoon https://t.co/Ptwg3Hn780 @Cosmos_Cookie NO WAIT IT JUST RETWEETED IT @Cosmos_Cookie Awwww D: @Cosmos_Cookie Let's stress test this: Lewd sex cereals. Sex-themed cereal for fucking. "@Cosmos_Cookie Awww, thank you! Well it's not MY fault you're so much fun to workshop jokes with <3" "@Cosmos_Cookie I'll be honest, I didn't expect my tweet about circumcision to go this route, but I'm happy it did. :P" @Cosmos_Cookie Hey it's our old friend! https://t.co/Pf360ZPvmm "@VanessaColebeck Because it's so damn hot, yes." Cereal is lewd now. I don't make the rules. "@Cosmos_Cookie You're way better at this, lol. I have been summarily outclassed :P" "@quatoria I did now! Yeah we totally got the same hoodie, lol. D.Va is trans culture, after all." @quatoria Omg do we own the same hoodie @Cosmos_Cookie Part of a balanced CBT Social media is great because I can say wanker without my American accent ruing it. https://t.co/TeAVz2PTgR @Cosmos_Cookie Frosted Wanks Honey Nut Wankers Cinnamon Wank Crunch Never thought there'd be so much talk about the Kellogg today. https://t.co/bhDc8shfk1 @Cosmos_Cookie I mean at least they're staying mostly on-topic? lol @toransugaru @Drommels_YT Apparently I'm aspiring to be the same. "@Drommels_YT I have a TON of catching up to do with my friends, then, You might even say I have a buttload of catching up to do I'll see myself out" @Cosmos_Cookie Omg have you ever seen The Road to Wellville? It's about that crackpot. Yeah the guy who made a bunch of cereals over here turns out thought masturbating was unhealthy. America. @Drommels_YT *raises hand* is the eating of said butts also platonic? @Cosmos_Cookie Well I'm really glad mine's intact. Hear it helps with GRS. @Cosmos_Cookie I mean I don't have a better explanation. "@Cosmos_Cookie It's weird for us over here too. We did it for-- shit & giggles, presumably-- for what, a century? More?" "The fact that the last lyric is ""YOU know who you are"" rather than ""I know who you are"" really makes me burst into tears." "I have crossed the horizon to find you I know your name They have stolen the heart from inside you But this does not define you This is not who you are You know who you are I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING" "This is not actually my idea but I had forgotten that someone (can't recall who) shared this with me until I was listening to it again: Just going by lyrics, Know Who You Are from Moana could be about a trans person. Now this song is going to make me cry every time I hear it." You know you might be trans when: You can name way too many TG porn artists. @Cosmos_Cookie Omg this is pretty gay I kinda want it~ Just grabbed my vape pen thinking it was my tablet pen. So that's a thing that happened today. "@cora_made_of Honestly, that's completely understandable lol" "@OneLameShark You didn't hijack at all! Though I didn't see these replies until now, my bad. I think you're one of the good ones, Shark <3" "@cora_made_of I watched it for the first time a few weeks ago, lol Honestly were it not for that stupid joke being used seriously like four times over the course of the film, I kinda actually dug the movie in a campy sort of way. I quite enjoy camp." IT KEEPS HAPPENING. WHY THO. Like seriously this shit was getting pounded into our brains every single day from everywhere. How many trans girls did this pervasive gag fuck up? Every 90's movie has a fucking man in a dress part fifty billion: https://t.co/kkS01f7pBh @Sarahbear81 Congrats! <3 <3 <3 "@Lookin4Serenity The movie itself is... okay, but that song in particular kinda fucking rocks. https://t.co/kkS01f7pBh" "@Lookin4Serenity Be warned though, once you can hear it you can never unhear it. :P" "@Lookin4Serenity ""So prepare for the coup of the century"" is the line where it starts. Compare it to In The Dark of the Night from Anastasia, which also has Cummings providing vocals." Food and pot has helped my mood. Gonna try to fit in some drawing. "@Lookin4Serenity It's such a minor thing but I can hear when it switches from Irons to Cummings and it bugs the SHIT out of me, but yes, that's a great song." @Lookin4Serenity It has the best villain song in the entire canon. "Me when I was born: My mom could not stand the thought of her baby being mutilated so I wasn't circumcised Me, 30 years later: Okay so how quickly can I get literally my entire dick cut off?" unrelated request: looking for cuties to cuddle me rn https://t.co/ywLvzn5SPR All my cats are cuddlesluts I don't know where on earth they learned this behavior @Kalindlara This might be the most called-out I've ever been on twitter dot com @Comrade_Yui I'll pick off the pineapple and eat it separately. Hey we still doing that thing where y'all should order a pizza for a trans person because I'm hungry Oh. My mistake. So add another 3.5 hours to that estimate. X_x "And no, not in the fun way. Still 7 hours 40 minutes until I see her again..." "I feel very, very drained. X_x" Apparently my stomach would like me to know that it did not in any way appreciate the tuna melt with tons of jalapenos I ate last night. @quatoria Best friends vore each other @dirak_ https://t.co/0IJTOSinbm "@siobhanbjorknas People keep telling me this, so it must be true I suppose :P" 9 hours 14 minutes~ @SteampunkPenny 16 hours 22 minutes~ @SteampunkPenny Ooh I bet I know what that's for~ "@SteampunkPenny It's very ""you"" Mistress :P" "@SteampunkPenny Better now that you're here, as always Mistress~ <3" @MoiraIsGay I hope you meant licks and not kicks because this is the kind of interesting I was hoping for. @SteampunkPenny YAY MISTRESS! Right on time~ "@deathpigeon Fuck yeah, in the exclusive personal friendship club~" @norintha @AliceAvizandum More like best sex havers. @queer_queenie This makes my skin crawl. "@Kalindlara My sex IS very interesting, this is true." Goddammit Twitter can't you be more interesting than this at 2am? Where are the Europeans when you need them? "@Miss_Emme_Iris @GenghisKhatt Mistress calls me kitten, so I just wanted to make sure that wasn't what you were calling me as that would make me feel somewhat uncomfortable. If it was a misunderstanding, I apologize, but I felt it important to lay down those ground rules just in case. <3" @Lessons2history This is very true and I have a Mistress now so it might be weird. But I couldn't let that opportunity slip by~ "@Lessons2history I'm not too nervous to DM you but I'd like to be bitten, tbh" "@anna66newton @transtroll @Stefonknee @ARetroPrincess @MilaMadison @rCharlotteSmith @BCTDenver @Andra_me_uk @AlexisBrondum @OhMiaGod @Diana_Hignutt @loathepsalm @msmieshakelly @hidingintrees @SweetieK768 Thanks, love <3" "@Miss_Emme_Iris @GenghisKhatt Close friends with @GenghisKhatt, then?" @Miss_Emme_Iris @GenghisKhatt This reply is confusing because we're both named Kat. Minor pet peeve of mine: When animation fans dub an animated film (or show) underrated long past the point that becomes no longer true. "We're past the point of calling The Iron Giant underrated, right? It's just fucking rated at this point, yeah?" @ADirtyTrans *wishes she could help* "@TotalDestroyInc One more thing. Basically any argument against this is going to want to put the ball in our court. ""THEY shouldn't say that/do that/act that way!"" And what if they do? If we never stop doing this, what are YOU going to do in response? That's the issue here." @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/dgR7o7dPQR "@SteampunkPenny Th-thank you, Mistress >_>" @TotalDestroyInc summed up beautifully what you shitty cis allies sound like to us when you do this: https://t.co/d3EWbadDPc @TrancewithMe Another good point. "ALL that's at stake here is your ego, and you seem to think that's worth the implication that if we don't stroke it, we deserve our suffering for being trans. This is why we call you a shitty ally after you moan at us about ""not all cis."" 7/7" "We HAVE to deal with cis people. If one of us ever meets you, there's a good chance it'll just be like any other interaction. It has to be. We're EXTREMELY outnumbered. Also most of us don't want to fight with 99% of everyone we meet. 6/" "And it's the wrong side 100% of the time. I promise you, if you think a trans person was talking to you when they talk about cis people, even if you're cis, they're not talking about you if you think it doesn't apply. 5/" "I think the real problem is there's a bunch of cis people who are perfectly fine with our existence, but have no interest whatsoever in the finer details. It's only when they think we're implying that they're a bad person do they take notice and start taking a side. 4/" "Whether it alienates all cis people or just some, the fear or argument here is that, due to us being rude, we will lose support. And you think that's worth it, huh? If we can't be nice to your egos you'd rather let us die? 3/" "Let's take this to it's logical conclusion and assume a few things: 1) You, the annoyed cis person, is in fact undeniably a good ally 2) Trans people being distrusting/rude toward cis people is going to alienate some cis people" "I don't understand for the life of me why shitty cis allies think the threat of us losing ""allies"" because we don't behave sometimes is a morally superior belief. 1/" "@TotalDestroyInc I don't understand how the implied stance of, ""You deserve allies to abandon you because you're being rude"" is considered the moral high ground to these people." @ExistentialEnso Big mood. <3 @Kalindlara One day I'll get intoxicated enough that I'll share my long-lost TOME of a fanfiction that was basically just non-con body horror transformation stuff. This joke is really dumb I am too high Here's my one Kazaa joke that I like to bust out in increasingly limited circumstances: Teenage Wasteland - Baba O'Riley "@DeathByCapital Oh it'll enhance it, trust me~" I am both legitimately frightened of and endlessly turned on by body horror. It's a bit difficult to parse at times. "Others: Those mask transformation sequences in Majora's Mask sure were horrifying! My kinky ass: Wha-? Oh! Y-yeah! Super horrifying! N-not hot at all, really. Was not turned on one bit, no sir." @NeitherNora Oh yeah that one is annoying. I would certainly agree that the difficulty spike from the previous dungeon is kinda bullshit. "@NeitherNora That room wasn't required though... you just had to beat Majora without the Fierce Deity mask, so basically it's hard mode. The Goron room on the moon is in fact bullshit, though. If I recall the 3DS version is slightly easier?" """But Kat, Dark Link sucks!"" Yes he does. Din's Fire + max magic meter. You're welcome." Hahaha I just remembered my first fursona was a zora. Majora's Mask awoke something in 13-year-old me. "Fuck, Majora's Mask's Water Temple was harder than OoT's" "Hot take: The Water Temple wasn't hard, just extremely tedious." oh no I got really high and I think that just made me hornier what have I done @KentabooRex Oh my~ @KentabooRex omg why does it sound cute "My dick is starting to get too short for my foreskin. This is an odd problem to have. Looks kinda cute, though, tbh" I'm not ACTIVELY staying up until 2am because that's when Mistress gets off of work. I just ALSO happen to have had a nap this evening so I'm not that tired. >_> "There are of course exceptions. Friends I met online are a big one. And Mistress, of course. >_>" "@elysianechoes No worries, I figured. <3" @direhellswan I need this mousepad in my life. Who radicalized @bunnysay_ebooks? I'd like to thank them. "@Nickle4aPickle Oh! I just remembered that you MIGHT not remember me because I changed my username ages ago? I went under a different name back in WDW. We met at the bus stop and talked about Pokemon, if I recall. Wow, just a year shy of a decade now! <3" I always feel compelled to apologize to IRL friends and family for being SO horny on main. As if friends in meatspace cannot also be horny. "tfw an old IRL friend shows up outta nowhere and is liking all your tweets Hey @Nickle4aPickle, sup? :P" "@Kalindlara To be honest I'm trying to nip it in the bud. It's really just barely started, but it was my stupid actions that sparked this shit so I'd like to shut it down if I can." "Hey so everyone please do me a favor and keep the bubbling ""gay trans girls vs straight trans girls"" fight out of my mentions for a little while. I do not have the spoons for this right now." "@MattyFranklyn Yes, even when I thought that tweet storm was a good idea I agreed with that sentiment. I was trying to parse out how the deepest parts of my mind were operating, set them out in the sun so to speak, and then talk about why they were problematic. Didn't necessarily do it well tho" "@Triclinia A ton of regret, Triclinia. Mostly, like 99% regrets." "@cora_made_of I'm pretty bad at it too, honestly." "@MattyFranklyn That's fair. I deleted it in a panic. I'm in a really weird place right now. I think I need to stop talking about all of this for a while. DMs are open if someone wants to yell at me, though." "This is like, 90% me feeling the sting of having someone I admire calling me out on my shit. I spent a few minutes there trying to compose a tweet that made me feel justified in my anger, but there isn't one. Gotta swallow that pride and accept I was being an ass." "@direhellswan And now I'm arguing with you a little all because a prominent trans woman noticed me only when I was making an ass of myself. I agree with you, I just don't want to hurt the feelings of other trans women." "@direhellswan Okay well specifically I guess I meant straight trans girls. I dunno, the whole thing is a huge mess." "So yeah she was pissed. As I said in this thread, I don't know where the line between solidarity with my fellow lesbians & mocking straight girls is & I worry there isn't one. Need to meditate on this. https://t.co/OS0ckYZjCH" "@transscribe @ChaKatKimber @JenDurbent I mean, it makes sense. I'll keep it in mind, but I don't think I should avoid making those jokes solely because you or some other specific person hates them. I think it's fair to say it's kinda objectively not cool." "@direhellswan So, yeah, your ""a"" there is the kind of shit I got yelled at by a prominent trans woman for. :P I don't know where the line between solidarity with my fellow lesbians and mocking straight girls is and I worry there isn't one." @transscribe @ChaKatKimber @JenDurbent I'm sorry. I was stepping way out of line with my comments. Poking fun at anyone's sexuality is not cool. I need to remember that. This is kind of my first interaction with you and that's heartbreaking. I'm sorry this was your first impression of me. "I have no issues whatsoever with either Katelyn or straight trans women in general, and I suspect I'm reading too much into all this." I honestly cannot tell if I was called out by Katelyn Burns or not. Everyone else was liking her tweet reply so I just went with the flow. Seemed like she might have been understandably a little salty that I was poking fun at straight trans women? Am I just too high for this? "@transscribe @ChaKatKimber @JenDurbent And for what it's worth, you've crushed on Contra, soooo :P" "@transscribe @ChaKatKimber @JenDurbent Obviously no one has any say in their sexuality. For me I've found my sexuality made way more sense after I came out as trans, so they're both very closely linked. I think it's fascinating to consider trans woman with such a different experience than mine." "@SteampunkPenny Less than 24 hours, Mistress <3" Just one more sleep before I can see her again~ @GenghisKhatt The best kind of gay I have such an amazing Mistress~ https://t.co/6reVVOAZoD "@ChaKatKimber @JenDurbent Honestly it's the straight trans women that I don't get. Like, have you SEEN girls!?" "I mean, he's literally asking for it, y'all~ https://t.co/DScVxaKsov" @HaroldBatman That's the proper response~ @HaroldBatman It's not your fault. Queer sex is just better. :P @SteampunkPenny Cute!! <3 "Ah yes, a spanking implement has been taken out so yeah, vanilla kink at least. I don't desire to sleep with either of them, but still GOD I wish that were me~" "Pretty sure they're at least vanilla kink. As kinky as cishets can get, anyway. :P" Roommates are having lots of sexytime fun in the other room while I'm sitting here alone without Mistress. @emuchaton Just need a quality butt to eat. @emuchaton @DomTheStud I know that feeling. It wears off after a while. Just keeping fighting it. @DragonCarebear One of the many reasons I don't use Reddit. :/ "@PowerOfMelody If I can keep from slipping too deeply into it, I think I might be able to. We were already talking about me trying to beat it in one sitting. This added layer of complexity might be entertaining. :V" "I can play OoT in my sleep, but can I play it in subspace? 🤔🤔🤔" @KitsuneAlicia @SweetTreatMarie You can untag me <3 @DragonCarebear Yeah the relentless march of time is making fools of us all. "@KitsuneAlicia Good catch! Yeah, the player is fresh out of the first dungeon by the looks of it." "Possibly fun idea(?): Combine the fact that Mistress has said she'd like to watch me play Ocarina of Time with the fact that we both love it when she, *ahem* ""interrupts"" me~" @KitsuneAlicia And Kaepora Gaebora is chilling on a branch just above the screen. @GenghisKhatt Oh cool! Yeah I'm near Boulder atm but there are plans in the works to move closer to Denver. If you're ever in Boulder we should hang! "(It's Blue Dream, for the curious)" "Reason #2,978 Mistress is The Best: She's literally growing my favorite strain of weed by complete coincidence." @Kalindlara No steppy~! D: Goals https://t.co/46a2fNMQCl Perks of being a bun: - Adorable ears - Twitchy nose - We're SO easy to domme Rey is a good doggo just fyi https://t.co/NHeJMvwLWG @deathpigeon Oh thank goodness! 💕🐰💕 @deathpigeon I DM'd you if you wanna talk? Take your mind off stuff? @transscribe I find the BEST way to reach across the isle is call each of us slurs. That NEVER fails. "@emuchaton Perhaps not, but you're making others horny. :P" "@deathpigeon @FiveYearFlan @KitsuneAlicia Vore is kinky, eating the rich is decidedly not." @sovietblobfish @commiesona https://t.co/7vsBRM5YKv "Lest we all forget, Rickrolling was invented on 4chan. Or at least popularized there." (Sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) We're queer because We're queer because We're queer because We're queer~! "@SteampunkPenny Yes, Mistress. 💕" Wanna go to subspace but I can't on my own so I'll wait >_> "@emuchaton I feel like that's a huge gamble, but... Balls" @emuchaton Sounds like you're thinking a lot about balls :P Realizing there are layers you haven't even noticed to how Mistress is playing with you~ @ChaKatKimber @norintha I can be very distracting when I want to~ :3c @ChaKatKimber @norintha You'll have you find out yourself~ @norintha @ChaKatKimber My ears are burning! My new year's resolution is to be dommed more @Kalindlara *cuddles* @Kalindlara No unfortunately there's been no sex today. Mistress is working. I'm just the boring kind of tired. @Kalindlara Are you trying to make this kinky? :P @aSpaceCadette Same Emma is so whisker-y~ https://t.co/GpAjoIqfdO I'm exhausted enough to feel like a nap and I didn't even have turkey. X_x @cora_made_of That's the perfect gif for that XD @Cosmos_Cookie @SteampunkPenny Cis people are convinced they'll be able to tell just from looking. "@SteampunkPenny *blushes* Thank you, Mistress >_>" "@Cosmos_Cookie Oh nice! That's one I've been meaning to buy anyway, lol." @Cosmos_Cookie Oh! I'll have to make a point to buy them! Thank you! <3 "Could not possibly be getting my cataract surgery any sooner. I think my ""good"" eye is getting worse. My new artificial lens will make my bad eye better than my good eye, but it's frustrating that I have these dumb eye issues." "So yeah it turns out my sister knows all about Mistress, lol. I mean, she IS following me on Twitter. She's fine with it beyond a cursory ""Your sister wants to make sure you're safe"" kinda thing. I have an amazing family, honestly." "@Cosmos_Cookie This is something I've thought a lot about. I'd LOVE more porn of girls who've had their vaginas installed. Kinda gives me something to look forward to, you know? But I assume there's no market for it?" @norintha @AliceAvizandum Alice is wise beyond her years~ @ZJemptv This is the worst tweet I've ever seen on my TL Zinnia how dare. *immediately retweets* @SteampunkPenny Couldn't have happened at a better time~ <3 @anna66newton @GamerGirl2258 @TgirlJennieB @AislingONeill11 @FalconGoddess37 @transtroll @Stefonknee @ARetroPrincess @MilaMadison @rCharlotteSmith @BCTDenver @Andra_me_uk @AlexisBrondum OMG you flatter me~ @elysianechoes Mmmm yes please~ "@norintha @siobhanbjorknas @ADirtyTrans As you should! You smashed the first crack in my shell which led to all this! I'll never be able to thank you enough, Jen. <3" @PowerOfMelody Trying to do your research? Good girl <3 @SexWitchCirce Honestly same @Redist_Witch Yes. Yes you do. :P Hey @SteampunkPenny I combined two of our favorite things for a dumb joke! :V I don't know how on earth the people in Star Trek are able to communicate through subspace. I can barely form coherent sentences when I'm in there~ "@ADirtyTrans I had so much catching up to do, lol." "@HaroldBatman @bunnysay_ebooks I mean, yes, absolutely. Time moves much slower in there so you'd think the time zones would be way off :P Poor Bunny's mentions. XD" "@ADirtyTrans I think we're a lot alike, you and me. I just took longer to hatch. :V" basically I've been horny on main for basically my entire life on the internet. Basically any message board back in the day that tolerated it became well aware of how kinky I was. @HaroldBatman @bunnysay_ebooks Hey now. Y-you're not wrong... @bunnysay_ebooks We have so much in common! "@SteampunkPenny Thank you, Mistress! I'm having a great time learning! And I have such a great teacher~ <3" @OneLameShark Hey you should change your icon :3c "@rCharlotteSmith It can be hard to avoid at times. I speak from so, SO much experience." @shaun_jen Your monotone voice kinda arouses me tbh "Trying to talk while in subspace is still hard for me, and I don't like to do it too much because I feel like it still runs the risk of taking me back out. But croaking out a whiney ""Mistress~"" is usually worth it, I feel." Just that realization that Mistress could submerge me into subspace with just a word or a touch. That complete control is SO GOOD. Me squirming on the bed while she just lays there and smiles at how easy I am to toy with~ @Cosmos_Cookie You and I both know the frustration is the hottest part~ @DragonCarebear In my experience Pitties love to lick faces~ @DragonCarebear I LOVE PITTIES!!! <3 <3 <3 This is a very good doggo. Source: I know my doggos. "@Triclinia I mean, I am extremely gay. This is known." Literally me all day today. https://t.co/LhJeyFnBN3 IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY. "It's just draining to be away. It's that New Relationship energy that I crave, but also it's a kind of relationship I've always wanted and never thought I'd have. It's hard not just... watch the clock until we can see each other again." "@Lessons2history It was Turtwig, I think" "@wiwa1953 Thank you, but I don't want it to be my place anymore. This was never really home for me. My roommate is my ex-fiance, and while we broke up under amicable circumstances, we also did so BEFORE we moved into this place. On some level I knew I'd want out at some point." @AnaMardoll I feel like I've seen a recent uptick in sealions lately. This is shit is tired and obnoxious. @ADirtyTrans You know it~ "So when's the doubling of max character length coming to bios? I'm a complicated queer, dammit. There's so much to say about me." lol lost like six followers in 24 hours Don't everybody leave at once now :P "@Allicrombie Yeah luckily it's only for a couple more months and I'm already staying at Mistress's whenever I can, but it's still annoying." "I mean, I have a path forward to moving out in a few months, but I'm still uncomfortable." "Having the roommate's BF in the house (he's all but living here now), makes me feel like I can't relax. I guess I've been feeling this for weeks now but I just now articulated the thought." @norintha @PowerOfMelody @Triclinia I meant to type now not know. Oh well "@SteampunkPenny *whines* Thank you, Mistress 💕" @PowerOfMelody @Triclinia @norintha Know you're thinking with kink! @ADirtyTrans I might have someone in my life with a lot of experience doing this. 😜 I imagine she was going to help me with this whether i wanted it or not~ "@emuchaton Oh god people still say ""dickgirl""?" @bunnysay_ebooks https://t.co/8XmvQQ9Vuo ASCII bun noticed me~ https://t.co/CdEPx5VQDL "@bunnysay_ebooks Aww thank you, Bunny! You do too!" @bunnysay_ebooks Listen to the bunny. We know our stuff~ 🐰 I love that this picture makes it look like he's in the bathroom with Batgirl. https://t.co/TIyyXRjFpN Consider: My girlcock would be up to ten times cuter if I shaved it. @genderemix https://t.co/gYx4n68Z79 @TransTwill I thought the same @emuchaton Yes I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter @Triclinia @ADirtyTrans One of those you might have to ask permission for. :P Mistress uses it sparingly for a reason~ @norintha @Triclinia @PowerOfMelody I'd tell my Mistress on you all but honestly she might just agree with you >_< We know. https://t.co/1nB8FprSbZ @ADirtyTrans *hugs* I need a hug and a hair pull honestly :P @ADirtyTrans Leaning more towards yay The weed isn't really helping :/ @PowerOfMelody @Triclinia help I'm being bullied on twitter dot com "@Triclinia But, but!" Two full days of being away means I'm going to be melty puddle as soon as I see her... @ADirtyTrans ngl that's hot as FUCK "LRT Wizards of the Coast are FAR more kinky than I would have initially guessed, apparently." @norintha @SteampunkPenny Good call! I suspect there will much more kinky content on her account before long~ @PowerOfMelody @SteampunkPenny She's the Best <3 "Y'all should follow my Mistress, @SteampunkPenny. She doesn't use Twitter too much, but me being on here so much might convince her to use it more. I'd love it if her follower count spiked because of me <3" Missing my Mistress D: https://t.co/dCVhs3FPLL "@PowerOfMelody Yep! I can't wait. And of course we'll be seeing each other a ton before the actual move takes place, but it does mean I'll need at least one foot in the real world for a while until the move. :P" "@PowerOfMelody I would like nothing more <3 For the nest couple of months, though, I'll need my brain to sort out the details of moving out of my current place so I can move in with Mistress. But after that? She can leave my brain wherever she wants~" When you're super deep into subspace it can be a fun challenge to regain control of your eyes to look your Mistress in the eyes before plunging back in~ I'm sure it's fun to watch on the outside as well <3 @nekoconfessions @Lewd_Zero_ Naughty girl~ Someone needs to put you in your place. You're so lucky I'm 100% sub. :3c After nearly four days of being dommed I am going to need the next couple of days to find my brain again X_x @TheCancelliere Absolutely! <3 @nekoconfessions @Lewd_Zero_ You'll find someone one day~ :3c "@anna66newton @GamerGirl2258 @TgirlJennieB @AislingONeill11 @FalconGoddess37 @transtroll @Stefonknee @ARetroPrincess @MilaMadison @rCharlotteSmith @BCTDenver @Andra_me_uk @alexis_brondum @Diana_Hignutt Awww, thanks sweetie!" "@Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained I get what you mean, but my hair is pulled because it feels really, really good. Like, I'm not getting off on the cruelty of it, it's just a pleasure button for me personally. But, fair." @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained The way my Mistress dommes is anything but cruel IMO. She's not into that shit either. @emuchaton Awww baby tran butt @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained It doesn't have to be about the sex. It's not entirely about that for me. @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara Oh my god just over a year ago I thought I was a monogamous cishet man. Time flies. @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained I'm sorry. Never give up trying though! It's SO worth it. <3 @ShivvyUnchained It's been a lifelong dream <3 "@ShivvyUnchained It is so, SO fucking amazing & I think everyone should try visiting there at least once in there life. If you were like me & heard about subspace & thought both, ""I want to go to there"" & ""I feel like on some level I deeply understand this"" it will be a life-altering experience." "@SteampunkPenny You always know what to say, Mistress. Thank you. <3" "I can't decide what's more fun: - Sliding into subspace directly on cue after hearing phrases like ""Good girl"" or - Rocketing down the broken elevator into subspace that is getting my hair pulled You'd think it was the second one but they're honestly both really fun." @norintha What are we defining as sugar booze? Because there's a flavor of Four Loco I can't touch anymore because of puking that one up once. (It was peach) """But Kat, surely the high of marijuana pales in comparison to the blissful existence that is subspace!"" Shhh SHHHHHHH Now we smoke" "Looking to be as many as nine days away from Mistress ahead of me. We might see each other on Friday, but past that, not until Thursday the 30th. This might be rough. Luckily, though, weed exists." @ADirtyTrans Aww thank you Jen! 💕💕 I figured out her game is to pretend playtime is over shortly before sending me back in. Mistress says she's going to have to change things up to keep me guessing >_< @emuchaton #goals Good news: I'm getting very good at coming back from subspace Bad news: I'm at the point where I'm fighting to stay out Mistress is thrilled. >_> Okay Mistress just spent like an hour continually sending me back into subsoace after each time I came back up. Literally doing this for her pain but she's also a masochist AND likes seeing me squirm. Mistress is still recovering from her orchi. I give her such constant erections that it's starting to hurt her. >_> *whines* I wasn't finished D: That's me! :3 https://t.co/d9W3WeW8Mm @NekohimeMusou Thank you~ @NekohimeMusou RIGHT?! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE!?! "Mistress has informed me that the practical application of this is that now she can call me from wherever she is & submerge me~ I'm living the dream, y'all https://t.co/hCYP1Gj8Go" @ShivvyUnchained Thank you~ Thread. This is why I love Contra. https://t.co/fYJ60JD3Ee Apparently dropping into subspace comes naturally to me. Mistress seemed impressed~ @anna66newton @FalconGoddess37 @transtroll @Stefonknee @ARetroPrincess @MilaMadison @rCharlotteSmith @BCTDenver @Andra_me_uk @alexis_brondum @Diana_Hignutt @loathepsalm @msmieshakelly @hidingintrees 💕🐰💕 Oh and apparently the switch that makes me pretty consistently drop like 5 levels deeper is putting my hair lol @Peachqueenallie You and @SteampunkPenny can swap notes~ PS I was in subspace for like 45 minutes at one point tonight. How even. "Mistress is in my head. After playing for like 2 hours, she tells me we're done, & we start phoning for a few minutes before out of NOWHERE she had me submerged into subspace again. Just by talking to me. *whines* She's so mean~" @aspookydoogle Y-yes Miss! o_o @aspookydoogle https://t.co/ScTyNwgBEt Han. Shot. First. https://t.co/rRCFSUgy9y @norintha @SteampunkPenny VERY good things 💕💕💕 "@norintha Very true! Mistress and I feel similarly lol. @SteampunkPenny, Norintha is Jen, who I was taking about earlier." I'm with Penny again. Life is good. @HaroldBatman Thank you! I'm pretty happy too 💕 "@HaroldBatman I'm hers, yes." @quatoria Hmmmm not sure how that's possible given *I* have the best Mistress in the world. :3 @HaroldBatman This isn't just people. This is Mistress. @HaroldBatman She had errands. This was something I was expecting. >_> "@HaroldBatman She's literally on her way over as we speak IN MY DEFENSE, she hadn't left yet when I wrote the original tweet 3 minutes ago >_>" "@norintha Well even if I was (WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT), I can't just be complaining on twitter dot com about how it's been a few hours since I've seen my Mistress who lives a few minutes away when I have so many friends with Mistresses that are in some cases thousands of miles away >_>" It's only been four hours. I can't possibly be already missing her. ... >_> @Peachqueenallie Oh I didn't even know that about Cookie! Neat! @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/BjvrSAD8D9 @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/XMXIivQL01 I have so many questions https://t.co/tGlmV4QovB "@ADirtyTrans @HarrisonLaine She doesn't use Twitter very much, but if she saw any of this, I don't care what she thinks. :P" "@ADirtyTrans You've told me that story and it was partly what inspired me to make this decision, honestly. :P <3" @SatanaKennedy Are you aware of the fact that you have an adorable cock? <3 "@HarrisonLaine I highly doubt it. My sister does, though! I warned her it might get kinky and she accepted the risks." "And hell, if she's super cool with it, awesome! But either way I'm telling all." "*pausing for a moment while considering my new kinky lifestyle* What am I gonna tell my mom? ... Probably EVERYTHING, honestly. Every detail so she stops asking questions. XD" "@ForeverFrskyFox RIGHT?! Buncha normies, that's who." "@MattyFranklyn Okay, translation: The mental state one can reach while being dommed, often cited as being better than any drug >>>>>>> Ejaculating" Seriously it's 2017 who even ejaculates anymore get on my fucking level Subspace >>>>>>> Cummies "Basically there's a WIDE range between ""no pain"" and ""safeword,"" and it's much wider than I could have realized." "I am WAY more into pain than I thought I was. Specifically I recently noticed that sometimes my hair will be pulled in what the old me might have said was a ""bad"" way, but if I just tough it out for a second, suddenly it becomes the good kind of pain." @direhellswan I need this shirt in my life tbh "@fktransmisogyny Fair enough, but I think that was still a shitty response on his part." "@SteampunkPenny @AnnaDorableGirl Thank you, Mistress. <3 (I'm blushing...)" "@DragonCarebear Yep. But honestly even if it was ONLY 29 and no one else, that's still a lot given how few of us there are." "I think I've actually seen this previously, but has anyone done the math too see how many cis people would have to murdered per year to match the percentage of trans people? Like yeah, the numbers SEEM small only because there's so few of us to begin with." "@fktransmisogyny Not sure if it's a trans person though? Looks like the account name is AaronPound? I mean, if they're trans, so be it. I like to think it's because they're an asshole who I wouldn't have wanted to deal with anyway." "Let the records state he felt extremely bad immediately after saying that, but still, fuck that asshole. I'll be happy to move out of here." Me: So yeah Trans Day or Remembrance is when we honor all the trans people who have been murdered this year. Roommate's BF: Oh my god. Me: Yeah I think the count is up to 29. Him: Oh! That's not very many. Me: https://t.co/IU4CtG7cXB Ooh this is a first for me. Someone that ADubiousPronoun quote-tweeted actually blocked me! Gaining a reputation here on twitter dot com "@AnnaDorableGirl It's all fantastic~ Though she's also taken to teasing me by running her hand through my hair as if she's going to pull and then doesn't! I'm hers to tease, but it's so mean~" @SteampunkPenny Favorite thing: Mistress interrupting me mid-sentence by pulling my hair 💕💯👍💯💕 @ADirtyTrans *frantically takes notes* @norintha Honestly same @Peachqueenallie o_o;;;;;; @dirak_ @ExistentialEnso Yep! I have it and swear by it. Also a password generating program helps @rCharlotteSmith This but Mommy instead of Daddy @gdiClaire FUUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAAH GUUUUUUUUUURL My jaw hurts. I'll give you three chances to guess why~ """My sub gives me six hour erections, should I go to the ER?"" - @SteampunkPenny" Oh! I should tag her :3 @SteampunkPenny @XylariaVG Awww :/ *hugs* @NeitherNora I'm fighting the good fight I got to wake up next to a gorgeous woman this morning. Feeling p gay ngl. How's everyone's morning going so far? @rCharlotteSmith Big mood Thread https://t.co/zsp8sbngtB "@Kalindlara I mean, I was fucked pretty nicely by Mistress so shit I guess you're right" Hey everyone guess what happens when you drink a cup of coffee at 8pm @elysianechoes I am too brain dead for this. If anyone else can explain it that'd be swell "@Miss_Emme_Iris @SteampunkPenny Your welcome love, I've got things very well in hand here, she is an absolute treasure of a human. - Penny" "This is all @SteampunkPenny's fault, btw" "Traveled there twice tonight. Second time felt like it took awhile, but I can't time very well when I'm in there" @elysianechoes @SteampunkPenny Ooh not this time but that sounds hot ngl Hey this subspace thing is pretty neat-o eh Being extremely gay with @SteampunkPenny as we speak. @Djw175 @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark @NekohimeMusou I'm never horny on main what are you talking about @Peachqueenallie Nya~ 😜 @lavendragon_ Adorable 💕 @anarchopupgirl @quatoria I am here for this tbh @quatoria @anarchopupgirl :3c Me: I don't like confrontations. It's no accident that my fursona is a bunny. Some asshole: *hurts a friend or family member of mine* Me: https://t.co/FQtwfc3gfc @anarchopupgirl @quatoria You need a friend to help :3 @AmazonChique God I hate it when they sealion. @lavendragon_ Same tbh @kateleth @MaryneeLahaye spoken truth to power on twitter dot com "@MattyFranklyn I love me some Crasher, ngl." @PowerOfMelody It better be because I have so much trouble holding it in. >_> "So fuck them! Laugh at their cognitive dissonance sure, but to them the bottom line is they believe we're not women. They'll use any tactic to shove that belief in our faces. They are not worth your time." "They ACTUALLY KNOW that they do not care what we wear. And this isn't like how an atheist might argue that a religious person ""knows"" there's no god. There's no cognitive dissonance here. They say you're not a woman no matter what ""gender"" your fucking clothes are." "Like, seriously though, don't give TERFs even a moment's worth of thought. They complain that we all wear dresses and how much of a parody that is of women. If you were to ask them, ""How should we dress?"" the response would not at all be helpful." @Nikita_Dragun https://t.co/XrCbVsz3cl "I'm pretty sure it could be the post-apocalypse with only me & a guy as the last people on earth, & I could complain about something he's actively in the process of doing & I'd still get Not all men'd." You have been visited by the triple miniwheat. RT to bless a timeline. https://t.co/rUSDc6Wthl @AberantShard I'm extremely glad to hear I'm not the only one >_> "I just tense up and shake and go ""EEEEEEEEEEE"" because I can't hold it in. Not even my ex who I'm still roommates with knows about this. >_>" That's another thing that I can be less embarrassed about now that I'm not pretending to be a guy anymore: I squee. From a very young age I have squee'd when I'm too excited. I can't help it. I keep squeeing with excitement. Gonna hang out with Penny this evening!!!!! @X47v9 Why thank you! <3 "@Rae_Cosmos @annamoonesyou As an artist, I'm qualified to say that this is in fact art." @ShivvyUnchained <3 <3 <3 @KHLazarus Indeed <3 @DeathByCapital *wiggles* "@X47v9 Do me a favor and reply with this to my new, properly edited, typo-free version of that tweet <3" God that last tweet took three tries. I sure am good at typos. "I LOVE to be a brat, but honestly I'm inexperienced enough that for the moment I just fall back on ""blushy & embarrassed."" Need to build up experience, which builds up confidence, which can be used to be bratty af. Seriously if I can't be a huge brat I'm done." @ForeverFrskyFox https://t.co/x97ngzOSAO @NekohimeMusou Which is ironic since we're such bottoms~ @sovietblobfish https://t.co/x97ngzOSAO New BDSMtest results are in! I'm pretty sure the number of categories that are listed as 100% is increasing... >_> https://t.co/z7C40SkfgE @OnlyChloeV OMG I was trying to remember the wording in this screenshot when I was hanging out with @TransitionL83 & @norintha. This is even more relevant than I remember!! tfw you're so excited to get your commissioned art piece & it's been days but you've been on the other end of this before & know that it can take time so you just sit & vibrate with excitement hoping it comes soon @ShivvyUnchained Nice! I also recommend having your ass eaten. It's heavenly~ #2017In4Words We all eat ass. "@HandOfNikatine @emuchaton Oh for sure, I don't hate people who act ""cringey,"" I just get awful contact embarrassment. I'm so embarrassed for them I want to die. It's not funny for me, just torturous. If I could turn that off I would." "@HandOfNikatine @emuchaton This is why I can't enjoy cringe humor. I'd rather pull every hair out of my body one by one than watch that boy embarrass himself. You do you, kid. This is just how my brain is wired." "@ContraPoints Your hard work shows, honestly. You put most other YouTubers to shame and it's just you running the show." @emuchaton It's making me wanna howl at the moon. Or sleep in the middle of a summer afternoon. "@KHLazarus I figured, but it feels good to have confirmation. <3" @PowerOfMelody Maybe another time. <3 @HexWitchCirce They list all the people they block. I'm pretty sure that's not the case with the list Game Girl is on. https://t.co/TkHlNGm70k "@norintha Jen, please look into TERFBlocker. I had never heard of this person and they're already blocked for me." "Some further clarification I thought of. You might ask: ""If you don't mean all cis people, why not just say SOME cis people?"" Because I don't want the shitty allies who think they're not shitty to tune it out, ie, ""Attention ALL cis people: Does this apply to you? Then stop."" https://t.co/oipQNbbBcv" @PowerOfMelody Same! :3 @RoryWalkerEsq @aSpaceCadette @alvietron @0LilFlower0 @marxistskull It's funny though because in the games the police are pretty rare to see? Help me remember if I'm forgetting something but the cops in Gen I investigating the theft of an HM is the only instance coming to mind. "What's funny about this is I'm pretty generous in my dolling out of Good Ally cookies & praise. I'm sure other trans people are sick of doing that, but I think it's important. You just have to show the barest amount of self-awareness & listening skills & you get a headpat. https://t.co/YxnT7YsaoK" "@TheBigLoaf It's okay, as long as you're aware it's basically never helpful. The awareness is a big step." "But if I'm saying, ""Cis people: Stop doing this,"" what good does it do to remind me ""Hey, I and many other cis people don't do that!"" Good. You passed! You're beyond my teachings apparently! Go pester some other trans person! You're one of the good allies! Here's a cookie!" "Like, seriously, it'd be one this if my tweet was simply, ""ALL CIS PEOPLE ASSUME THE GENDER OF EVERYONE BASED ON APPEARANCE. SO SAYETH ME."" Then I'd be a bit more sympathetic if you wanted to pendant it up in my mentions. You still shouldn't do it, but I would understand why." "Oh and this is absolutely a subtweet, yes. Someone descended on a previous thread of mine to explain to me how not all cis people assume gender. In a post where I was talking about how you shouldn't assume gender. So you know, those cis people need not apply. ???" "@essi_mag I trust in cis people's ability to recognize that if I'm talking about a specific problem cis people do, and they don't do it, they'll know it doesn't apply to them. You should too." "We just have to sit still & be quiet while you lecture us about how it's not nice to generalize or how language works(???), all while ostensibly YOU WEREN'T EVEN ONE OF THOSE CIS PEOPLE. Fuck that. You're one of the good allies? Act like it." "It's funny how often the defense of ""You'll jut scare away potential allies!"" is used when we get annoyed by this. Because I can say the same: You'll just scare away potential trans people to be allies FOR if you waste our time with this bullshit day in day out." Being a pedant while a trans person is trying to explain something that specific cis people ACTUALLY need to hear just wastes our time & annoys us. "Out of lube? Okay, then try this: Think for a moment if this trans person seriously, honestly, sincerely meant ""all cis people."" They didn't. No, stop. No. They didn't. If we're not talking about you, THEN WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU." "Dear cis people: If you think a post made by a trans person about cis people needs the clarification of ""not all cis people,"" before you tweet that, stop, take a deep breath, & slooowly shove whatever you were typing with (phone, keyboard, etc) up your butt." "@essi_mag If they don't ""genderize"" why would they think I'm talking about them?" @NihiliaXIV :3c mrow~ "@essi_mag Then I guess I wasn't talking to them, was I?" SHE CALLS ME KITTEN *heart melts while I collapse into a quivering pile of girl* @SteampunkPenny 💕💕💕 That's just about the only possible avenue I can think of where jealousy could arise. Is it cool to be poly but also super needy when it comes to snuggles & physical contact because if so no worries about this being poly thing "@oviposipuppy Thank you, Miss 💕" @x24sonic It's hard because you're effectively murdering him over and over but are you? It's entirely painless for him and in no way permanent (like death usually is). It's some fantastic hard sci-fi. "@x24sonic I mean, they're real enough. We're just incapable of comprehending what it would be like to exist in two places at once. The story does some amazing, surprising, and horrific stuff with that." "@x24sonic And the fact that he was angry at her (I forgot the names of the characters, apologies) just rubs salt in the wound." @x24sonic Yeah the sad half of that ending fucked me up for days. He's going to be alone in the dark for eternity under the ocean. @oviposipuppy @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained @AliceAvizandum Oh fuck I know it's like 10am over there but thks Thirst wave ain't never ending is it @oviposipuppy Mmmm yes of course 💕 "@oviposipuppy And that's when you pin me to the wall, right? :3" @FlawedVictori *fans self* Oh my :3 @ShivvyUnchained @Peachqueenallie Honestly same "My phone REALLY wants me to mean ""beefier,"" sometimes ""beefy"" whenever I try to type ""before."" Pretty sure I'll basically never need those words." "There's still that nanosecond of doubt before every instance of me saying ""I am a woman"" out loud. https://t.co/tIMxZoSy6O" @Kalindlara @AmazonChique Yeah I was so confused "@RainBlackKat I didn't even think about it that way I just don't want to know their name because I don't want to spoil the magic. But, also what you said, totally." @DOGGEAUX Real talk though that's a kick-ass song "@norintha @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained It breeds more self confidence and openness, both of which are sexy af <3" "@Maynardtology @DrewFlashy1 Oh fuck yeah! This also means I don't need to buy a new adapter, lol." "@DrewFlashy1 Oh shit the Switch supports Gamecube controllers? I know the WiiU does (I have the adapter for it), but I hadn't heard the Switch was doing it." "Just sounds like something a super bratty bottom would say, tbh https://t.co/EP0MDOpChr" @Nascentransgirl <3 <3 <3 @Nascentransgirl I DON'T KNOW. THIS JUST STARTED HAPPENING. https://t.co/Mhc402udJX "@protozoetrope @Kalindlara I mean, you were a 3-year-old girl, it happens. :P" @protozoetrope @Kalindlara FUCK YEAH "@protozoetrope Aw, I'm sorry. :/" @Kalindlara Oh my god that's adorable! :3 "I say that my first memories of wanting to be a girl were at 12, but I often wonder if there were way more clues earlier than that that I simply forgot. Not necessarily repressed (tho maybe that too), just forgot because that's what happens when you get older." @Untangled_Rose You just haven't met the right people! You will. <3 "@Untangled_Rose For Penny the key was progesterone. Rocketed her sex drive right back. For me my libido is in an okay place, though it could be better." @genderemix Doesn't make it less true~ "@Untangled_Rose You can do it! Fuck, I know I have some reputation for being a lady killer now, but please believe me when I say: If I can make it to this point, ANYONE can." @gdiClaire I seem to have an incurable case of it. I told her I was gay for her. She said that's cool since it makes it less awkward for her to admit she's gay for me too. Y'all what is even happening. @Kalindlara >_<;;; @LewdKnitberg This checks out @aoifemrtn I mean I hope not? "LRT not sure if art is anal, but anal IS art~" "HOW do I keep falling for the ""OMG PENNY IS READING THE TWEETS I'M MAKING ABOUT HER WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS"" thing??? https://t.co/xDFO6PB7fa" @MikeTheGamerGuy @shaun_jen why is this comment so funny i can't breathe @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained @ADirtyTrans Sleep well. Dream of gay things. <3 https://t.co/xca93rAeXG @oviposipuppy I'm weirdly into this. @oviposipuppy I can get behind these feels. "When you're chatting with a girl about meeting up in a couple days and she says, ""We should watch [X]!"" and you're just like sitting there with hearts in your eyes like ""Yes. Absolutely. I literally do not care what [X] is because I'll be with you.""" @norintha @quatoria @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy RIGHT!? "@ADirtyTrans @ShivvyUnchained I mean, you're invited too of course. :3" @norintha @uselessneetgirl @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy GOD I wish that were me "@quatoria @norintha @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy Twitter doesn't have a gif of the Clerks gag ""My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"" ""In a row?"" and this makes me sad." "@ShivvyUnchained Oh that's fine, hon. I'm very slowly getting used to this life that is apparently my life now(???) You're pretty cute yourself. :3 I've mentioned we should fool around if we ever meet, yeah? <3" @ShivvyUnchained o_o? @ShivvyUnchained https://t.co/kZeXFtTXii "I love all my mutuals, & I believe you when you say I'm gorgeous, but Penny just sprung that compliment on me and I just... Sometimes the situation makes the compliment feel more real? Not to say I don't believe it from the rest of you... but I just... god I'm crushing hard. >_<" @norintha @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy Jen literally had her tongue on my butthole. I peed on her. These things occurred and it changed my life. @drenpile_mark @norintha @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy >_> <_< yes "@norintha @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy It could be like, me and Jen. :3" @norintha @drenpile_mark @XylariaVG @FoxyChewToy SAME! @elysianechoes ME TOO "@Allicrombie Yes, but I'm talking about porting Wii U games, especially since they've lost some functionality with the shutting down of Miiverse." @elysianechoes THAT PART I TOTALLY KNEW BUT STILL IT'S AWESOME "@XylariaVG @norintha @FoxyChewToy @drenpile_mark For science, of course." @elysianechoes I KNOW THAT'S WHY I'M SHOUTING IT ALL MAKES SENSE @elysianechoes OH FUCK V COULD BE TRANS COULDN'T HE "Nintendo please just stop with the cock teasing and just announce Smash and Mario Maker for Switch. Even if we have to wait two more years for whatever reason, just confirm what we already know." @Sttormyy Oh it totally makes sense Widowmaker's current state is Moira's doing! Neat! *people other than critics seeing Justice League* https://t.co/fIlsSKxSmL @quatoria That's pretty much the trans experience. :/ @XylariaVG https://t.co/c9rWYq2RSi @XylariaVG Hey Hey you You should be horny on main :3 @Allicrombie I mean... have you seen pans? They're kinda literally hot. :3c @glirebunny @HexWitchCirce *offers bun hug* 💕🐰💕 "I'm settling on ""pansexual transbian"" as my sexuality until further notice." @HexWitchCirce @glirebunny Eeeee I haven't yet met any other buns *bounces* @glirebunny Hello fellow bun! :3 You're follower number 700!! 🐰 @Ulexar Hey did you know you're hot as fuck? Because you are. <3 @shaun_jen Shaun I love you. "@DinosaurDracula Sometimes I try to think back and wonder what, if anything made me think, ""Yep, it's definitely [X] decade"" in the way you would see stuff in 80's nostalgia media. This cursed item is peak 10's, is what I'm saying." "I love that this was the last interaction I had with maybe-bot-maybe-middle-aged-transphobe, considering he's indicated previously he likens us to fantasy creatures. He walked his dog thinking I had hexed him, presumably. https://t.co/FQ7iJo7l2a" @ValTheSpiderQ Luckily I'm pretty sure he is a benevolent one. (It's always been queer but we need to remind them) "Sorry but The Matrix is super duper queer now. I don't make the rules, but it's true. You should probably stop idolizing it if that bothers you." "@ShivvyUnchained @siobhanbjorknas Please, there's only so much of me to go around, lovelies <3" @siobhanbjorknas https://t.co/dMNLrAMptB @sovietblobfish @Lessons2history @dril https://t.co/5vmJz3OAe8 "@SteampunkPenny Thank you, Miss <3" "Love how y'all were loving how cute I was being about Penny last night, & yet no one's noticed she's shown up and started commenting in the thread. :P" "@SteampunkPenny Please cuff me to the bed and have your way with me, Miss. <3" Oh hey I'm 3 followers from 700. Fancy that. "@CatJudgement Yeah the things it did with race makeup are severely problematic & it's healthy to acknowledge that. I think the movie's message is an important one, though. And honestly the best movies are the ones that make us think AND want to critique it, imo." Speaking truth to power on twitter dot com https://t.co/IQp7zNRfxd "@SteampunkPenny Aw damn, I'm fresh out of those, I'll have to borrow yours. 😉" "@CatJudgement The Wachowski sisters have a pretty divisive style, I think. But The Matrix, V For Vendetta and especially Cloud Atlas were EXTREMELY important to me for their messages. They're not perfect, but I still love them." "@Djw175 I'm just picturing Natalie Portman narrating saying how dril is you, me, everyone." "@Djw175 Yeah I thought that too! Honestly they both have a similar plot point of everyone rallying together at the end to pretend to be a single person, V is just way more on the nose about it, lol." "@SteampunkPenny Very gay, getting gayer~" "Come to think of it, cishet alt-right fuckboys have co-opted iconography from TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES MADE BY TRANS WOMEN and that makes me very, very angry. https://t.co/KRr04CUc6x" (I'll be damned if I'm completely disowning a movie I loved anyway made by two trans women) "I know the movie has aged somewhat poorly due to internet culture, but everyone admitting they're @dril reminds me of the ending scene in V For Vendetta and that's magical. https://t.co/3J2lLNwlDH" "@SteampunkPenny H-hi, Penny... >_> https://t.co/PBilOI0kSW" "Everyone, I have a confession to make... I'm @dril. I'm sorry I kept this hidden from you all for so long." "@AnaMardoll Stay safe, Ana. Do what's best for you. Twitter isn't more important than your own health and well-being. <3" @Lookin4Serenity @TrancewithMe @MagsVisaggs @MagsVisaggs I'm so sorry for starting this XP "I'm not going to like, list them out for y'all because that'd just sound like bragging. :P But I can see them in myself and that's important. And a very new sensation." "For me at least, in addition to all the other benefits, having the right hormone levels in my body has allowed me to recognize positive attributes about myself. It's amazing how much the wrong hormones poisoning you can mask that from your view." @MagsVisaggs Would you say your faith was torn apart? LESS THAN A MONTH UNTIL #THELASTJEDI "Makes it sound like work, but there's real connections I don't want to lose there." "I'm in enough Discords that maybe I should like, schedule 20 minute periods each day to just poke my head in?" @siobhanbjorknas https://t.co/JkVf5UTiz8 Oh god I'm literally Pinkie Pie. My Bronyness has come full circle. @Captain_V_Smith Sounds fun. :P It's one of those skills you can't really teach but I wish I could! Laughter is magical and I want to share that with others. "I often find I have a knack for making others laugh. It's a talent I've honed since I was very young. I still remember in my early 20's realizing that, not only were adults laughing at my jokes, but I could see the joke opportunities pop up as conversations develop." "Funny story from the trans meet up last night: I was mention that, until recently, ""I only really knew like a few trans people, and one of them I actually know in the Biblical sense"" and it got one hell of a laugh from the room. :P" "Never done one of these, but here, have a #FollowFriday tweet featuring friends & family I know in *squints* ""real life""? @Erinwritesmagic @Captain_V_Smith @deathpigeon @norintha @TransitionL83" @Captain_V_Smith I think my VHS player is in the garage and I DO have a CRT TV hooked up... Yeah I'll grab it next time I've over. <3 "Like, actual furries worked on that movie, and you'll never convince me otherwise." Sometimes I stop and think about the fact that Disney had a promotion for Zootopia where they had fursuiters take selfies next to promotional standees for the movie and I smile. @kateleth Always count on men to immediately prove any point suggesting that they're shitty. "@deathpigeon Look at the cute little account nipping at your heels. They want some of your Twitter fame, Vikky." "Don't get me wrong, men should be free to do that too. It's just, for myself, it felt wrong not to fight those urges until I had accepted my real gender. And now it feels very, very right to let those urges do their thing." "No but seriously after decades of being forced to tamp down feminine mannerisms, speech patterns, emotions, etc, it's invigorating to finally be allowed to ignore all that shit." @ZJemptv Now I want a video of you defining woman while sticking something up your butt just to troll these assholes. "@XYcyberjulie @ZJemptv I mean, I need something to wear to next year's pride." @queer_queenie Tell me about it. Ask me how I feel about JonTron continuing to exist. I just realized I haven't seen Road to El Dorado since it was in theaters. I should rectify this. @played_straight @deathpigeon https://t.co/tCx67IC1Wr @deathpigeon The game or the actual human construct? Heard a Brittany Spears song playing in the grocery store a few days ago and it occurred to me it's only a few years away from being considered an oldie. https://t.co/4s5Nb6Dl3z "I have a playlist that is like, 80% music from around five years ago. 2012 wasn't a long time ago but the pop songs from that era have a very distinct feel to my musically untrained ear." "No gods or kings, only fursonas." "@KHLazarus Less worry, more furry. <3" "I'll be honest, if you have a cute fursona in your avatar I'm way more likely to notice & follow you. :3" @cordy_fox @Jamie96589096 @x24sonic You. I like you. Omg this is amazing. Even as a fellow wannabeaboo I'm amused :P https://t.co/H7s7HFB6Ii @queermel @dril I'm Spartacus! "@BlazerBluejeans Collecting toys for me was a coping mechanism to deal with my gender dysphoria, though I didn't know it at the time. Now that that fog has been lifted from my brain, I really don't want most of this shit." @CiaraTheBraid Thanks. X_x It's so easy to procrastinate but announcing it to y'all might keep me honest. "Okay, finding the spoons for it can be hard, but on Monday I'm going to get up early, TAKE A PICTURE OF EVERY STAR WARS FIGURE I OWN (it's well over 100), and list them on eBay." @Jamie96589096 @x24sonic I have eldritch powers. All trans people do. "@Jamie96589096 @x24sonic Go walk your dog, Data." "@Jamie96589096 @x24sonic This had nothing to do with gender (or your parody of it), but thanks for confirming that you're a line of code, fam." "@odinsdream Oh god and imagine if, even if they agreed to call you your name, they kept using the name Steven and not even realizing it. This is why I like the comparison to names so much. If you don't remember, you ask again, not guess/assume." "@ZJemptv I know OF them, but I know very little ABOUT them. (And the Futurama things were called POPPLERS, with an L)" "@Jamie96589096 @x24sonic You don't know what a bot is? I mean a robot. A program created to appear as though a human being is on the other end typing responses. Please tell me you're not one of those. If you fail to answer that again, I'm assuming you're a bot." @x24sonic @Jamie96589096 Cis people literally don't know what being transphobic means. @Jamie96589096 @x24sonic We are concerned that you might be a bot. Please say that you are not a bot so we can continue to mock you. "Assuming that last asshole wasn't a bot, I do love his implication trans people are fantasy creatures. He literally compared us to hobbits. Imagine if he ever encountered one of us (and realized it, since you know he already has). Would it be like if I saw a dragon?" "@Jamie96589096 @kendrachelsea_g We're starting to think you're a bot, fam. Please prove us wrong because I would love to keep this going. <3 https://t.co/2E7W53d4V7" "@x24sonic @Jamie96589096 We have determined that this is probably a bot, sadly." @siobhanbjorknas Not yet. :3 "@ExistentialEnso True, but this supposed human just said, ""Cisgender is reality, transgender is fantasy like a hobbit,"" and likes to put spaces before commas. I think in this instance we have a bot." "Hey speaking of which, everyone should follow @siobhanbjorknas <3 https://t.co/xtVmYYucRL" @AmazonChique https://t.co/SM0EVmvFJz "Oh, totally. Yeah I can't get enough of the whimsical fantasy that is... *squints at paper* ... gender. https://t.co/jUKWlFajet" @Jamie96589096 @x24sonic https://t.co/vVkYr0A7gH "@ContraPoints I mean, if it is, this would explain some recent habits I've picked up... >_>" "@Jamie96589096 @x24sonic Look I know you cis folks get really weirded out by basic facts about gender (holy fuck do I know it, you never give us a moment's peace about it), but trust me: It is." @Redist_Witch Tumblr found their LinkedIn. :/ "If ever there was a textbook example of ""ignorance is bliss,"" it's me realizing that just because they found dril's real identity, it doesn't mean I have to look at it. https://t.co/ZwRHhSGmfY" @JenniferArya50 This is a solid argument that I have no defense against. <3 @Comrade_Yui @narcokitty404 @warringofbees @HoesamaBinLaden @kulturalmarx @aSpaceCadette Aww thanks hon 💕 @deathpigeon Bash fash and/or kiss cuties @Kalindlara You should share it if you're comfortable! "@Kalindlara Why investigate? You're cute af, fam." "@elysianechoes Well, if nothing else, networking through Twitter can help. It just might take time. <3" "@elysianechoes Are there any like, LGBTQ outreach programs in your city? You could get to know people from that and work from there." @elysianechoes Just gotta find some cuties in your area~ "@elysianechoes Oh you're hot as fuck hon, don't worry. <3 Were it not for distance we'd totally fool around~" @siobhanbjorknas https://t.co/cuEmsk7V8l "@norintha @siobhanbjorknas Oh totally. For be if I'm fucking another trans girl, we're having transbian sex. That's just what it is. :P" "@siobhanbjorknas Yeah I might switch back to just saying ""lesbian,"" but for now at least, I feel like pansexual feels better as a title. But yeah, I prefer the ladies in general. Don't worry about that. :P" "@elysianechoes I'll be honest, I tend to crush harder on girls I meet in person. (But yes >_>)" @waitworry Ooh good point! "Hey cis people, you know how you can't guess a person's name just by looking at them, yet it's an extremely important part of their identity? Gender is basically like that." "I might've realized I was pan, but you can be DAMN sure I'm still gay as fuck, dammit." @Ulexar Omg I'd cuddle you forever. :/ "@Allicrombie For myself I'm speaking more pansexual, really. I'm quickly discovering sex is very important to me, after a long time of never having it, then years of having it as a ""man"" and learning to hate it. Queer sex is the best, IMO." AAAAH SHE READ THIS THREAD. SHE'S LIKING THE POSTS. I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T USE TWITTER MUCH HELP I HAVE PERISHED. "Plus I already accepted that I'm fine with enbies. At this point I'm just cautious around cis guys, but if I got to know one enough to know he's not completely awful and then he wanted to fuck? Yeah, maybe." "I feel way more attracted to femininity, but talking with my friend tonight about their sexual experiences (they're slowly realizing they might find women attractive, interestingly enough), I was realizing that the right expression of masculinity could totally do it for me." "I'm going to have to meditate on this a ton, but the label of lesbian doesn't feel properly descriptive enough anymore." "So tonight at the trans meet up (which was awesome, btw), I was asked to sign basically their terms of service, as well as had the option of filling out some info about myself. When I got to sexuality I paused. I wrote ""lesbian."" It didn't feel right I think I might just be pan" "I mean, we talked in her car in my driveway for like an hour. We're becoming fast friends. Hopefully we can have some fun in other ways too, but if not? Just being her friend would be the best thing in the world, honestly." "I even told her, ""I'm kinda like Ana from Frozen,"" and she said she's completely fine with people developing fast relationships with her. She probably meant platonic, but I also made sure to later mention I was crushing on her as well and there was no negative reaction to that." "I'm crushing so hard on her. She's kinky, gay af, super gorgeous, loves art, owns a house... I'm crushing pretty hard, everyone." "The trans girl I met through my laser hair removal person, the one who offered to give me a ride to the trans meet up tonight, IS SO COOL OMG." @SatanaKennedy You know now that you mention it I could use some too. "@ExistentialEnso I didn't know he was transphobic on top of everything else. It doesn't surprise me in the least, but it's important info to get out there." @Lessons2history lol that's gross and hilarious @deathpigeon I mean I just assume it's cum flavored. @MattyFranklyn I mean where's the lie Hey now I don't need to be feeling queasy right now. Tonight's my first weekly trans meet up in Boulder. If I puke I'll let you all know. "Elon Musk excitedly telling an interviewer about this hot new show called Rick & Morty really feels like life imitating art. That's a joke version of Musk we'd all invent for giggles, surely. Except, no." @ExistentialEnso Hey I think this PewDiePie fellow might just be a human turd. 🤔 @Cosmos_Cookie @TransitionL83 It's true I mean Cookie has first-hand experience with this. I recognize for a lot of cis women you learned this lesson early. I guess I should consider myself lucky that it took me this long to learn this? """Oh hey did you hear about that new up and coming guy in so-and-so show? Yeah I hope he's not an abusive asshole, we'll have to pay close attention.""" "At this point, if you're a man and you're famous, it's your job to be work against the assumption that you've been shitty. Maybe that doesn't seem fair, but fucking look around you. The good news is you working hard at always being a good person is a benefit to YOU as well." "@MagsVisaggs I'm not sure they recognize ANY slur as being abusive, unfortunately." Like I'd feel the same way if a small child asked me if I ever plan to have babies. That'd be cute as fuck. "The only gender essentialism that makes me smile is when online advertising assumes I have a uterus & all that that implies. Mostly because it's just a robot doing its best. Programmed by ignorant people, but the robot itself is cute." "@norintha I think the second half of the Game Grumps line about this really applies here: ""Don't fucking judge me, I can make my own sandwich.""" "@norintha The only time I ever thought, ""No, I really need Subway right now despite its shittiness"" was on a sweltering hot day when I had to find somewhere to eat on my lunch break. Hot food sounded awful." @HexWitchCirce Or there might be no good answer to a problem like this. That's possible too. "@HexWitchCirce In some cases there may not be ethical representations of certain character archetypes. It's also possible that certain archetypes serve a purpose, then need to be retired as we grow as a society, with perhaps a renewed purpose later on, with or without a tweak to the formula." "I used to think, ""Fuck yeah Jack, show that asshole you're not a bad person."" But no... Norrington was right on the money with that comment. The fact that Jack Sparrow was played by Johnny Depp only adds to the meta-context." "LRT this really makes me re-think one of my favorite exchange in Pirates of the Caribbean: ""One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness!"" ""Though it seems enough to condemn him.""" @KrangTNelson I mean if it was a 12 hour ban he's almost there. "Last few retweets: I'm lucky enough that none of my immediate family disrespects my gender, but that advice is sadly invaluable to a ton of trans people..." "@tDarkchylde @NyxWorldOrder @Lessons2history I just know part of my three Pokemon team I've used as an Elite Four buster since Gen IV is a level 100 Torterra, plus a 100 Charizard & 100 Honchkrow. Torterra's a good Pokemon. I just got the details mixed up. :P" "@NyxWorldOrder @Lessons2history Rock isn't good against Grass, you have that backwards. If Torterra were merely Grass type, it woud be weak against Fire. Its Ground typing helps with that, does it not?" @deathpigeon @Lessons2history This is a compelling argument I'm not gonna lie @oviposipuppy @norintha Hope & corruption 💕 "@Lessons2history Obviously Living Island Ankylosaur. Good against Fire and Water, and it's Fire weakeness is cut by its Ground typing. One of my favorite starters." @Comrade_Yui @deathpigeon Queer posting comes close I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING https://t.co/GL1RF8y38E @Drommels_YT Omg grats! I'm so jealous lol! @LewdKnitberg Ooh yes Miss~ @oviposipuppy @Kalindlara @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 *hugs* @LewdKnitberg Unfortunately if I'm anything to go by even getting some won't help. :P "And i really love that I had this realization because yes, that was mildly truscummy and now I've moved past it." "I mean this person is enby, but I know they don't mind the term ""girl."" But either way they still serve as a great example of how I'm not attracted to hormones: I'm attracted to, you know, people." "I won't kiss and tell, but I now know that's not a hard and fast rule anymore. But I also know this doesn't mean I'm into men either. I love girls, especially if they're trans, HRT or no." "I used to be very mildly truscummy about trans girls and HRT, specifically how it related to who I'm into sexually. Like, no way I could stand the smell of a trans girl who was still pumping out male amounts of T, right? Oh how wrong I was. I was so wrong." @oviposipuppy @Kalindlara @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 @AliceAvizandum (XD not CD you stupid-ass phone) @oviposipuppy @Kalindlara @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 @AliceAvizandum My ex-fiance used to wear one of those back when I thought I could dom as a straight cis man. CD I'm a silly bunny... >_> @oviposipuppy @Kalindlara @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 @AliceAvizandum Oh god you're gonna start up the Thirst wave all over again it's like 9am over there. @Kalindlara @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @oviposipuppy @TransitionL83 Same. But only from someone very special. Still waiting to meet that special someone. 💕 Me: My mutuals are a bunch of insatiable sluts smh Also me: I should plan an entire day where all I do is have sex with other trans girls "@deathpigeon @tinytachyon @shitshowdotinfo A synonym for ""sex,"" sometimes. It's a bit of an antiquated term, though. There might be another definition but I'm not aware of one." "@ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @oviposipuppy @norintha @TransitionL83 Nothing formal about saying ""miss."" It's just good manners, little one~" @norintha @oviposipuppy @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 I really wanna play with a cage before I get rid of this thing. Seems hot af. "@ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @oviposipuppy @norintha @TransitionL83 Calling her by her first name? You're slow to pick up on this, aren't you? That's adorable. <3" @XylariaVG Drink deep into Trans Twitter & try to quell the endless thirst. Many have tried but few have succeeded. @ShivvyUnchained Like... twice in the past 3 or so weeks! That's... that's not that much. >_> It's almost 2am and y'all are starting up another Thirst wave I swear to god you're all insatiable little sluts. (I should talk) This naughty little shrew needs a cock cage since she clearly can't be trusted not to play with herself despite being under strict orders from her Mistress. Spread this far and wide. Someone out there might have some extra money to buy one for her. <3 https://t.co/3BBtjFbaCh @TransitionL83 @norintha We need to crowd fund this. @norintha @TransitionL83 Ooh good one! @TransitionL83 @norintha Someone in our Discord suggested that your Mistress might need to cage that cute cock of yours up if you can't be trusted with it. I know YOU saw that suggestion already but I thought Twitter might like to know. And that you might like to know that Twitter knows. <3 @TransitionL83 Oh no it's a shame @norintha went to bed. :P Hmmm I feel like a restrictive punishment would be a poor choice since you got yourself into this mess for not sticking to one of those. Spank yourself maybe? Not the most original idea but it gets the job done. @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @norintha Hope & corruption. <3 "@norintha @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 I had the same thought! That's for Divergent to decide, I suppose. <3" @norintha @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained RIGHT!? @TransitionL83 @norintha Good girl! :3 "@norintha @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara Ideally in a big house. A hotel with too many people, even if it's two hotels, might be awkward. But regardless of where: Very yes. Yes we should." @norintha @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained That and another skill I MAY have raved about for over a week. Possibly. "@norintha @TransitionL83 Or replace her R's with W's. Divergent should see some of these ideas, I think." Wholesome content. https://t.co/IaKrhHSYk2 "@Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained Yes, Miss~" @ShivvyUnchained Myself and a team of experts have gone over the evidence. We have decided to retract the previous statement about my seduction skills. "@ADirtyTrans You got a mouthful of my cock which was quite nice, but no, I didn't cum that night. I wish I did though, especially your version of events where I did in your mouth. We'll save that for next time, I suppose. <3" @ADirtyTrans You mean like eating ass? :3 @ADirtyTrans Part of this might be both of my recent sexual encounters didn't include me ejaculating? But I don't care as much about that so I wonder if that's it or not. "@ADirtyTrans I mean, you must be right, but it went by so fast! Maybe I need two days, lol. I want to be satisfied afterwards. In some ways I was of course, but to use the meal analogy I want to feel ""full"" (pun absolutely intended)." In both cases I've been regularly trying afterwards to lose myself in the memories of those moments. Like after eating a small portion of a delicious & flavorful meal. You want to relive it. Feel that tingle down your spine. Feel it for days on end. "The last two times I've had sex it was glorious, but far too brief, even though one of those sessions lasted for a good four hours or more." "Next time I really want to block out like, an entire day for fucking. And I don't mean someone's going to be thrusting into someone else for 12 hours straight. I mean I want a day where it's just me, a cutie or three, & a bed with no plans other than being intimate." @ZJemptv SAME. @ZJemptv Yeah I hadn't heard of him either until I saw everyone being rather upset that anyone would call him the sexiest man alive. After looking him up... yeah even as a lesbian I understand the confusion/anger. "@quatoria I get that a lot, lol. Or I get assumptions that I named him after a certain infamous Gungan from Star Wars... You're thinking of Blix. With an L. My Binx is named after this guy: https://t.co/oboVxiAY9B" Imagine being so privileged that the WORST POSSIBLE THING would be people think you're an asshole for not respecting a trans person's gender. "Gotta love when a cis, het, white and/or male person acts like ""PC culture"" will destroy us all when all we want is to maybe be treated like human beings? That'd be swell, wouldn't it?" "Binx just spent some time in my lap for the first time in like, almost a year. He USED to be a major lap kitty but I figured he grew out of it. His stay in my lap wasn't long, though. Two minutes maybe. I could tell he had trouble getting comfy. But there were purrs!" @XylariaVG @norintha @Kalindlara *thirded* <3 @XylariaVG Will do. "@NekohimeMusou That's exactly what I did, lol. If he contacts me complaining I lied (he probably won't), I'll just say I changed my mind. What's he gonna do, not buy more of my shit? Fantastic, I'd like that very much." "Same figure, different auction winner, but it's been three days and no word from them. I gave them an ultimatum of this Friday before I relist it, unless they need a few more days then just fucking TALK to me. This a popular figure that gets a lot of bids. Fuck this." "Oh, fun bonus: I had one of the winners of an auction from last month completely ghost me. A friend of mine posited it was an attempt to drive the price up on the completed auctions search. Guess what happened again?" "I don't want to risk giving the truth, which is, ""Yes more Transformers will be listed but I will not wait and see if you want any or will win any. Why on earth would you think I'd be willing to do that?"" Fuck all this." "I politely said I'm sure I understand and then answered both versions of what the question might be. If they meant ""Are you going to sell more Transformers?"" I said no, I'm not. I can't say yes or I won't get paid for who the fuck knows how long while they window shop." "But the end result is, in order to get them to pay (they're currently waiting for a response from me, after all), I basically have to lie." "Incidentally, they MIGHT be asking if I can package all three Transformers into one box to save on shipping. That was my other guess as to what the email meant. I already sent them an invoice with the final price with the lowest shipping I could find." I get it! Shipping to Peru from the US is pricey as fuck! But you knew that before you bid. You're already getting three different figures in one box to save on shipping. Anything beyond that? Pay again to ship them or go away. Assuming that's what they mean: Dude. I'm NOT waiting on your payment for a week to see IF you're interesting in the any of the next random selection of the HUNDREDS more toys I need to sell and/or if you'll win those auctions. "And wouldn't you know it I just got a message from them. I'm not 100% sure what they're saying exactly, but I think they're asking if I'll be selling more Transformers soon so they can package them together in one shipment." "During this last batch of auctions a buyer from Peru won. I need the money, so I'm just doing it." "I make a point to indicate on all my eBay auctions that I do NOT ship overseas. It's just simpler than way. eBay for whatever reason still lets bidders from outside the country bid, though." "@Kalindlara It's only unfortunate if you feel you'd rather do sexy stuff. If you wouldn't, then there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you feel too timid to try things you want to, take it slow. It's amazing how just being around accepting people can change you. <3" "Oof, one too many typos in that last tweet storm for my liking, especially in the first tweet, but people are responding well to it so I'll keep it up. That's ""women,"" not ""woman,"" and that ""however"" in the second sentence is entirely unneeded." "It keeps some of us from accepting we're trans, it keeps us from coming out of the closet, & it keeps those of us who can't afford or don't want HRT and/or surgeries from feeling accepted & loved. Buck should be ashamed of himself. 4/4" "Making trans people doubt who they are by putting such rigid definitions on what makes you ""really trans,"" or buying into cis narratives about gender is ACTIVELY HARMFUL to trans people. 3/" I'm EARLY in my transition. 22 weeks on HRT is not that long. Strangers mistake me for a cis guy all the time. I've ALREADY felt desirable by so many close friends. The sex is better & more frequent all due to the biggest change: Accepting myself after years of denial. 2/ "Like many trans woman, I too feared being unattractive after transitioning & that was one excuse I used not to do it for many years. What I didn't realize though was accepting your true gender however builds confidence & confidence is sexy. 1/ https://t.co/6t70yUc4S5" "Lifehax for becoming a happier, more complete person. <3 https://t.co/TORLQG3hZ7" My kitty Takkun will often ask to be put in my lap for pets but she very rarely decides to sleep there. Tonight must be my lucky night. <3 @ADirtyTrans @MoiraIsGay @Maiamancer Oh hey Jen we were basically just talking about you. :P "Do you want a crying, blushing bunny? Because this is how to get a crying, blushing bunny! >_< (Thank you Jen I love you <3) https://t.co/fhrheUBJi9" "@norintha @Miss_Emme_Iris @ShivvyUnchained God you and @deathpigeon would really get along. Encouraging all my worst instincts. :P (Not that that's a bad thing, mind)" "I missed getting a screenshot of when I was at 666 followers (I was a tad preoccupied last night), so I'm gonna need y'all's help getting to 6,666 followers ASAP, okay?" @cora_made_of ... brb just need to take care of something real fast https://t.co/nfjZPJX8PR The only true way to cleanse one's home the the scent of The Cis. https://t.co/REgoy2YgyA "@XylariaVG Yeah it's not the end of the world since I'll get used to it again. It was a rather scary realization, though." "@cora_made_of Oh christ this better not be jizz I'm smelling. It's just... crusty young man's room smell, I think? Did I ever smell like this? How could anyone stand to be near me? X_x" It's.... everywhere. It's suffocating. Send help. Unexpected and slightly horrifying result of spending the night at someone else's place: I have come home to find the place smells like a man (roommate's boyfriend). @ShivvyUnchained @norintha I do appear to be a hit with the trans ladies... @cora_made_of @Miss_Emme_Iris That's a problem a lot of artists face @deathpigeon I don't know I don't get it either. @cora_made_of @Miss_Emme_Iris If you make a professional art account let us know! I wanna follow it! :3 @MoiraIsGay @Maiamancer It really is @cora_made_of I'd miss you. :/ "Evergreen tweet, but: I regret to inform you all the cishets are at it again." @ContraPoints You're goddamn right. Rumors of my seductive talents have been greatly exaggerated. https://t.co/Mhc402udJX @NekohimeMusou Honestly I might have a friend near me who can help~ @ShivvyUnchained Oh my god I am not seductive you insatiable girls. That Justice League poster be like https://t.co/345wc8WWWc GET HYPE https://t.co/uk0KjoIwwT I mean the movies are whatever I'm talking about getting to see trans friends 💕 "Can you imagine I was so close to not doing this ""2 days of Laser Team shenanigans"" thing with my friends? What a mistake that would have been." @AnnaDorableGirl There's only one way to know @Untangled_Rose Correct @Untangled_Rose *gestures at space-time gayly* Hey this is still extremely relevant just sayin' https://t.co/OgSfWUs2AZ Honesty I fall back on that from time to time. https://t.co/NrzEci03FU @waitworry I mean it's not wrong. The plan is next June 💕✂️💕 @HexWitchCirce Omg you're so smooth :P @NihiliaXIV It's not my kink I seriously want my balls gone Can a kink just be a medical procedure I need lol I mean you're not wrong. I've become a gay gravity well. I blame @deathpigeon. They're such a bad influence on me. :P https://t.co/xF6UH3XYl7 @Captain_V_Smith Oh that's fair. Lol sorry XD What i typed: I'm My phone's suggested next predicted text: Getting neutered @Captain_V_Smith I mean I'm never adequately gay enough Veronica come on now @emuchaton Omg your balls are cute 💕 @TransitionL83 https://t.co/RvvQJS3qp3 Me: I hate left turns @deathpigeon: So does the Democratic party *rimshot* @FoxyChewToy https://t.co/yOznHY7GL0 @FoxyChewToy Or more ass "Update: Pizza consumed, less hungry. Still gay." @HexWitchCirce Oh I am! Had some fun last nighf and I'm feeling amazing~ @HexWitchCirce Omg hi there~ "Status report: Extremely gay, mostly awake, & hungry" @Hierodule Honestly same tho @deathpigeon @aSpaceCadette *giggles* @DeathByCapital Fuck yeah! Amen. "@Olivia_bfg Yes, yes, good." @deathpigeon Oh also very gay how could I have forgotten that part "@RoryWalkerEsq Something something they broke the Guildpact, something something Jace Ex Machina" Yeah you heard me I said evening what of it It's 5:35am and I'm feeling deliriously gay how's everyone's evening @deathpigeon I never would have guessed :P Why yes I'm Girls Also Yjust about anyone really I'll find a way to make it queer @NyxWorldOrder @nebel_gewehr really makes you think @emuchaton Emu you really have to stop reading my mind like this. @FlawedVictori @Kalindlara https://t.co/2WjrXRWidF Joke: Flirting with someone online long distance Woke: Flirting with someone online less than a foot away from you @deathpigeon I don't appreciate being subtweeted like this @_CEEFAX_ https://t.co/31dood7oL1 @FlawedVictori help I'm being bullied on twitter dot com @Kalindlara I am red faced and half covered by a blanket @deathpigeon Help I'm too gay for this X_x @julesprom What have I done @deathpigeon I mean same honestly but both the couch and the bed are tiny. NO WAIT I MEAN I'M ON A COUCH AND THEY'RE ON A MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY @deathpigeon THEY'RE LITERALLY LAYING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW https://t.co/KQUy0eTdjC Attention: @deathpigeon is awesome and cute My Twitter broke Nice https://t.co/nPqj8y5x4h @Ploxerer @deathpigeon Oh! Well yeah it's an okay movie. I'm mostly here to hang with friends. 💕 "@Ploxerer @deathpigeon I knew Vikky before they were Twitter famous, dammit!" @deathpigeon Oh and @Captain_V_Smith! And a bunch of other friends too. I'm watching #LaserTeam with @deathpigeon. Surpisingly not terrible. :P @Peachqueenallie Omg I'm at a friend's house >_> "@sovietblobfish That's a name my mind is intent on forgetting. The dad from Rogue One, though. I know him." "@Sarahbear81 Not to my knowledge, but her silence speaks volumes." "@Lookin4Serenity His was the only celebrity death to date that made me cry. Openly weep at the news. This was years before HRT when testosterone was doing its best to tamp down those kinds of reactions. So yeah, I agree." I've yet to have any actual heroes I still hold dear come out as problematic. JK Rowling? I was mostly done with HP anyway. Louis CK? His last special sucked. George Takei? He seemed kinda cool but I was never enamored with him. I'm worried I'll run out of luck on this soon. "@HandOfNikatine @gdiClaire I would of course accept an invite, but I am SO BAD at staying active in Discord channels. If that's cool with you, then sure!" @HandOfNikatine Oh STOP you flatter me. <3 https://t.co/wAXaMDvODs "Oh wait no I guess that was 3 years of meaningless sex, not 2. Oof. Anyway the term ace holds no meaning for me anymore. But I'm happy to have it sorted out." This happened so late in life before I lost my virginity at 26. Took two years with the same partner to slowly realize sex as I knew it wasn't what I was into. Had to take a detour into coming out as trans before I finally looked back and realized it wasn't because I was ace. "That was the first pillar of my identity that I found to be made of sand. A few months later the next pillar was my assumed gender. Even if I settled on being ace, even if I thought, ""Let's try some of that queer sex,"" it would feel hollow without also accepting my gender." "Now, sexuality is not the same as gender obviously, but what I was going through was a realization that heterosexual sex was not for me. I didn't word it that way, but that's what it was." "I've met trans people who toyed with being enby before settling on a binary gender, and vice versa. For me, I spent a summer thinking I was ace. I love my ace friends to pieces, but I think I'm ready to finally say that term does not describe me." "@Ploxerer Yep. It's rough tho because either you're saying that it's genetic & you're bedfellows with racists, or you're saying it's a social construct & you're giving fuel to people who want to legitimize being ""transracial."" It's a mixture of both, but it's not the same as being trans." "THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR RACE. There's genetic indicators as well as social ones, but NO ONE believes that a baby has a 1 in [number of every conceivable race] chance of being a given race. See also: The attack helicopter meme or saying you're a dolphin. 3/3" Even a basic cis understanding of gender includes the fact that a person has a 50/50 shot of being a given gender. From there it's not difficult to extrapolate & include intersex babies as well as enby genders. 2/ "Even if being ""transracial"" (meaning ""[X] race trapped in [X] body"") was accepted as legitimate (it shouldn't be) it is dishonest to equate it to being transgender. 1/" @Untangled_Rose Oh my of course~ 💕🍆💕 @Untangled_Rose Omg that little harlot!! Nah jk thx Binx "@Lewd_Dolly I have a friend who had a very similar experience. They splintered more and more until they accepted they were trans, then converged back. Obviously this doesn't describe everyone's experience, though." @Untangled_Rose He'd run from you at first and then you'd realize he just ran to someone's bed so he can have Maximum Comfort while getting loves 💕 "@Peachqueenallie I'm on the toilet in the bathroom after which I'll be taking a shower, Miss. >_>" @OneLameShark Aaaaah but money D: Thank you for the heads up though! I love my Halloween son Look at my baby Binx being all lazy & getting a sun bath 🐱💕 https://t.co/4JfjZ6HvIg @Peachqueenallie o_o ... *gets up to do the things* @OneLameShark I had so many opportunities to grab that Transmutate... my build-a-figure from 2006 broke and I love that Arcee mold. Guess I'll add it to my grail list. I do however have that Rampage figure and it is a DAMN smart use for that mold. @AshKallie And I think the key to not being left behind on this is like I said keeping a sharp eye on its use. It might one day be that way more of those people are using -misia than not. I REALLY like the cut of the jib of this take. https://t.co/g9Dj4XvkNp "How I know I'm truly undecided: I am literally ""Liking"" both sides of a debate about this going on in the replies. I know staying agnostic in social justice circles is usually frowned up. I'm doing my best. https://t.co/issxUV7oTN" "@deathpigeon Anti-trans is a pretty damn good compromise, I'll admit." @AshKallie I agree. But now we run the risk of appearing as though we share space with a whole bunch of other people who also hate language policing and that doesn't sit right with me either. "@AshKallie That's a great way to summarize it. I DO recognize that language can change, though. Who knows it might feel different in a couple years." "No seriously I need to shower and do dishes today. Doing shit with friends in like two hours. Don't procrastinate on this, bitch. You can do this." "@AshKallie Yeah I know from experience that if a cis person (for instance) isn't a card-carrying ally, even BASIC SHIT takes forever to explain. In addition to them possibly thinking less of us for switching terms so often, I worry that this might actually be a barrier to education." "@HexWitchCirce I also feel slightly awkward using it because right now in the community using it feels like you're making a statement. It feels like you're saying the use of ""phobia"" to mean prejudice or intolerance is ableist. Not saying it's not. I'm just not yet confident enough in that." "@HexWitchCirce Are we also saying it should be homomisia or bimisia? That's not rhetorical, I'm honestly wondering because I've yet to see it." @HexWitchCirce Frankly I need to hear more takes on why NOT to switch to that word? Honestly the main reason I'm hesitant is because not many people are yet familiar with the term but that's a shitty defense since the only to make them familiar is to popularize its use. "This might actually occur soon. Terms can fall out of fashion and be replaced by better ones in a matter of months it feels sometimes. I'm sticking with ""transphobia"" FOR NOW, but I'm keeping a sharp eye on its use and popularity." """Your tweet has been deleted"" Great. Fantastic. Wonderful. Please take this popup away so I can re-write it. WHY IS IS BLOCKING THE TWEET WINDOW. WHO DESIGNED THIS. Okay it's gone. Jesus." "Lukewarm take that probably still needs a couple extra minutes in the microwave: I'm waiting for the term ""transmisia"" to become more dominant in the community before preparing myself to die on that hill." @FelicityWyrd I have a limited enough understanding of it that I would feel intensely unqualified to expound on it. Can any mutuals please help? (In the minority in the sense that I worry most wouldn't even try to work through those prejudices) "SO MANY of my trans friends are plural, but good fucking luck describing that to any neurotypical friends. I had some MAJOR buried prejudices against it when I first encountered it. That's kind of scary to realize. I'm still working through it. I worry I'm in the minority." @deathpigeon @angelcakesinc Thanks for linking that! I tend to agree with basically all of it. @deathpigeon @angelcakesinc AHV? I did my due diligence and tried to google that but apparently that particular abbreviation isn't specific enough. Helps? "@angelcakesinc Specifically I think my issue is more the ""O"" part of OCD, but if this speaks to folks on the spectrum then fuck yeah!" @Stickpit_ YouTube gaming was a mistake. @AlolanMeowth @a_nice_frog This speaks to me on a spiritual level. "@norintha @ADirtyTrans Yeah, I saw. Silly girl. :P" "@MattyFranklyn No but like Check my retweets He's was EVEN HOTTER, Matty" "@ADirtyTrans @norintha Hell even *I* know that won't work on her, lol." okay hey apparently I'd go straight for young Steve Buscemi which is a sentence that is real and entirely truthful wtf @gdiClaire Wearing a M*G* hat is an act of violence imo. @ADirtyTrans @norintha Fucking christ that's hot rt if you're gay or often find yourself listening to a single song on repeat for 3 hours @norintha Choking is a kink that I feel unsure about. Not sure if want. But then again: A mere two weeks ago I felt the same about ass eating and look where I am now. @dirak_ Oh hey I had actually forgotten that line in your bio is half the reason I decided to follow you lol @norintha Evergreen tweet: https://t.co/vl1MDz403r @RainBlackKat This man seems TRAGICALLY un-fucked by a cactus. https://t.co/CEIUqiA9x3 @AltFurryBlocker @KentabooRex @TERFblocker Aw thanks! 💕 https://t.co/0jBDtTmhKP @princessfloof Omg lesbillion I'm so stealing that 💕 "@AliceAvizandum This is why I kinda want us to lose jobs to robots as fast as possible. The faster is happens, the more of an urgent crisis it is that more people will agree needs to be solved. If it happens too slowly the right measures might not occur." "@NeitherNora I don't have a huge allegiance to the era, but it's a really easy one to shoot for if you want to shake things up and move beyond the Skywalker Saga." @NullBlanc The one thing I KIIIIIINDA like about the EU in regards to super early pre-history is the Infinite Empire basically fucking over the entire galaxy. Think about it. Star Wars is what happens when NO ONE thinks to have a Prime Directive. That's super neat IMO. "@oviposipuppy @NullBlanc That's a pretty common High Fantasy trope, though. I mean yeah, I want them to feel way older than they currently do, but no matter what you do, even if you reduce it to 5,000 years, the rate of technology advancing will be slow." "@oviposipuppy @NullBlanc ""For over a thousands generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Repbulic."" It SHOULD be 30,000 years. Or maybe 20,000 if you want to condense it a bit. That's another thing they can fix with new canon movies. :P" "@Olivia_bfg Yeah, I could bend a little on my rule and have say, maybe one of the primary villain's main threats is that they invented something like the first lightsaber." "@NullBlanc I prefer the idea that wars, when they happened, were local and comparatively small scale before the OT. Before the dark times. Before the Empire." "@NullBlanc Also I prefer the idea that the Empire was a completely new thing in that universe, so keeping with the EU's ""There's been one of these almost constantly for tens of thousands of years"" really cheapens how scary the Empire was." "@NullBlanc True, but you can do that by really pushing the advanced tech in Prequel-era movies. 30,000 years is a long-ass time, even in a High Fantasy universe." "@Olivia_bfg Absolutely. In my pitch he couldn't have a lightsaber, but I think just about the only thing I would bet money on being in a hypothetical Old Republic movie is Revan himself. Thrawn set an important precedent: They'll make every character we love canon at some point." "Let's have Star Wars horror, Star Wars comedy, Star Wars romance, Star Wars buddy cop movie, Star Wars fake documentaries. Let's get weird. One way to dip your toe into weirdness is make the Old Republic feel old. Appeal to the fans while taking a small risk." "The unfortunate reality of Star Wars is the universe isn't as expansive as most assume it is. We need to be able to tell stories without an Empire, without the Dark or Light Sides, without Jedi, without smugglers. We need to be able to prove that universe can be more." "And I only say that the games ""couldn't"" do that since A) George was still in charge and he tends to have a very rigid definition of what Star Wars can be, and B) They were made in an era where the franchise wasn't expected to nor needed to experiment and get weird." Think King Arthur with aliens. "No lightsabers. Vibroblades only. Hyperspace travel is POSSIBLE, but very uncommon. Movies take place on single planets with varied climates and cultures (these are fantasy movies anyway, they can take being on one world). No blasters." "If we ever visit the Old Republic in the movies, there will be a golden opportunity to do what the games couldn't and actually make that era FEEL 30,000 years older than the Original Trilogy." @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq All your followers are convinced you're watching Ragnarok. :P @Comrade_Yui https://t.co/RUxHa9J4Ge "@panderp I mean, I couldn't not get the Transformer that Al himself voiced signed by him. :P https://t.co/7Ta7YPgBPL" "@RoryWalkerEsq As much as anything is, :P This is definitely one of those, ""Saying everything is trans culture is trans culture"" moments, I'll admit." @viddyotter He is! Probably the biggest heart in all of show business. I was too star struck to say much to him. I said I was a huge fan and had been for years and he thanked me. "@Kalindlara I mean, *I* was convinced this was just How You Trans, but I thought I was being biased. :P" "Oh hey if we're all in agreement that Weird Al is trans culture, I may as well share this here. (WARNING: I was like 3 weeks tops on HRT & I look horrendous) https://t.co/PrSCc0t0LI" I think the biggest tragedy here is Weird Al never made a video for his parody of Got My Mind Set On You-- This Song's Just Six Words Long. This video is already basically a Weird Al video. Imagine it being turned up to 11. "@XylariaVG Prequels only work if they don't exclusively star characters from the next installment. If we know they survive there's no possibility for tension. So I think a good prequel is possible, maybe in trilogy form, but it's rarely done well. Rogue One got close." "@AshleyFinally I kind of had an inkling, honestly. But I felt like I was being biased. :P" What the Star Wars Prequels and The Hobbit trilogy teach us: Don't let a chubby bearded white guy famous for That Other Fantasy Trilogy helm a prequel trilogy in the same universe. "I'm not saying Weird Al & Pokemon are trans culture, but they kinda feel like it for my own persoanl narrative." Unrelated weird 3am tweet: Summer of 1999 I first had the realization I wanted to be a girl. Those memories are wrapped up among memories of drawing Pokemon & listening to Weird Al CDs on endless repeat. @Diana_Hignutt Yeah those movies are a fucking mess jesus of christ. @loathepsalm (I'm half kidding. I'll only die on the hill that he did a good job reviewing the Star Wars Prequels. His other ones I can understand people liking less) @loathepsalm ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ respect harry plinkett ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ "@Lessons2history Yeah, that's absolutely George trying to be clever. The mistake is thinking Obi-wan was. Kind of weird time to be clever for him." @waitworry Made a fantastic pun that you should be proud of :P @Empress_Trixana Hell yes gonna get myself haunted by a cutie ghost. <3 @waitworry Was that pun intentional? :P https://t.co/UOXLdaO4vD "As much as I hate the prequels the one complaint I hate the most is people thinking Obi-wan was talking about morality when he told Anakin he had the high ground. Like, it's a clumsy metaphor, but that's nor what Obi-wan himself meant by it. He was being literal." @Empress_Trixana Best thing about Trans Twitter: Constant cuties showing up on my TL. Hi hello I am very gay and you are very hot <3 <3 <3 "@XylariaVG It's so gross and not even all that satisfying-- mostly just makes me wanna puke, but NOT dealing with them is somehow worse. D: I've only ever tore off a mole once because it was like, turning into a skin tag-like thing and NEVER AGAIN. That shit bleeds for a century. X_x" Or maybe it's more like my OCD and human body squickness team up to SLICE MY FLESH in an effort to STAY PURE. Skin tags: Where my squickness about human body stuff is overpowered by my OCD just long enough to take care of it AND HATE EVERY SECOND OF IT. @TransitionL83 Honestly that's half the fun in saying it imo "@Redcarder I do, but sadly I have Tourettes Syndrome which was even more pronounced as a kid. This led to me pulling his whiskers out. :/ I'm adding him to my to-buy list for a replacement. <3" @Redcarder Oh hell yes. Thank you!! "@Redcarder By year, not name. :P" OMG @ZJemptv please tell me you remember these too! I'm only asking because you liked my tweet. "I loved these things even more than Beanie Babies as a kid and I didn't know ANYONE else that was collecting them. Still don't, really. I have a shitton of these cuties still." Oh you know what else was THE SHIT other than Beanie Babies? MOTHER. FUCKING. PUFFKINS. https://t.co/QyQNL9wWyu There's no Beanie Baby wiki I'm shocked to find. Like how. "Is there a database that can list Beanie Babies by year? I see plenty of lists by name but that doesn't help. I only really care about the ones from '93 to like, '01 at the oldest." SERIOUSLY IT'S A FORMER BEATLE SINGING IN WHAT I GUESS IS A HAUNTED HOUSE I was reminded this video and song exists and you should be too. https://t.co/rUgu9zSeaB "@LewdKnitberg Seriously I never had the ""I was raised a boy but all I wanted to do was play with Barbies."" For me it was Beanie Babies. The love never entirely went away, either." @TransitionL83 @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @ADirtyTrans Saaaame~ "@Redcarder Me too. :/ It was super weird to see Beanie Babies, LONG-SINCE retired ones at that, in a Kay Bee Toys store, though. I mean, I wasn't there to ask questions, I needed them Beanies." @norintha @ShivvyUnchained @TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans Hope & corruption~ Then a few years later I found even more at a thrift store. Basically mint condition! I grabbed Hoot the owl and Ally the alligator. I had wanted Ally since I was TEN. I've always loved crocodilians. <3 "Imagine 21-year-old me walking into a Kay Bee Toys of all things and seeing a rack with a ton of old Beanies. I nabbed Lizzy, Inch, Tank, Inky & Santa. All for like, less than their original retail." "Trouble is, when I got into collecting them in '97, there were already a ton of those that were retired. Around 2008 or so I was able to buy a bunch of them for cheap but there's still a few I want and am missing." "I LOVE the aesthetics of the early Beanie Babies, before they ran out of good animals to do and had to go back and re-make some except slightly more realistic. I like the cute cartoony ones." "Oh shit I could probably easily buy like all the remaining Beanie Babies I wanted as a kid. Like Radar the bat, Slither the snake & Kiwi the toucan! :3" @ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 GOD yes. Jen you've ruined me thank you. https://t.co/O63t6A8hdQ "@ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 Don't get me wrong, I LOVE that they know what we did. >:3" @HexWitchCirce https://t.co/1LJNSB6LPG "@ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 Wait so just to be clear we left pacifiers & a condom on the table & some lube on the floor? The cleaning staff knew EXACTLY what we were doing, lol." Sound advice for all those liberal cucks out there https://t.co/wcpNQX20jM @HexWitchCirce same tbh @Kalindlara Sorry. It's just lewd bun tits. :3 @HexWitchCirce She's really fucking hot is why :3 "@liv_rad_ Super honored to be one of the first few people you're following! And like your second follower, lol. Welcome to Twitter! <3" Buntits (awoo-oo!) https://t.co/Rw4xbcpbCo @XylariaVG @norintha Oh shit I'll just do that then. My add-on actually inverts some pictures too which isn't helpful. "@XylariaVG @norintha Oh, do they have it for their non-mobile version too? I mean, either way I still need the add-on for YouTube and Facebook. At least Tumblr uses a dark-ish blue (though the windows for each blog post are white...)" I used to feel weird about taking screenshots from my browser due to the color inversion add-on I have installed until I realized a ton of people use the same thing. Why is every damn website white? Why must we burn our retinas out for aesthetics? "My ""attention cis people"" tweet keeps getting noticed by actual cis people. I'm getting a ton of replies from them thanking me for the info. Never thought that tweet would make it outside of Trans Twitter when I wrote it, but I'm so glad it did!" @waitworry I mean I dunno have you seen butts "@HexWitchCirce I mean, vore became a huge meme that even normies joke about so you never know. :P" @HexWitchCirce Oh goddammit this is a kink of mine now isn't it I mean you're not wrong I just hadn't thought of that In 2018 we are going to continue to eat ass 2019? More ass @norintha @Kalindlara Is that why you're thirsty for even more? :3 @Kalindlara @norintha I wasn't technically the one doing the eating. :P @norintha Welcome to my world. :P @Kalindlara Yes please~ These boobs seem almost big enough. Almost. "@quatoria This is a pretty reasonable take, honestly." "@Kalindlara I mean, I *DO* fuck like a bunny. I feel extremely called out tbh" Literally me https://t.co/knbgjTisoI @Kalindlara First thought: Story of my life. Second thought: Isn't that like a song? Third thought: Oh god look at this 90's-ass shit: https://t.co/TNrmYgRtO9 "Oh. So that's who that is. I think Julia Kaye's SO is following me. And I was like, her second follower. Neat!" @MoiraIsGay Good to know. Thank you! "How are the ""2D"" sections in Sonic Generations with a joystick? I have a 360 controller but the D-pad is shit. I also have a Pokken controller for the better D-pad but that lacks a joystick." @Djw175 @dubsteppenwolf I KNOW I SAID THE SAME THING @emuchaton Would if I could... @ADirtyTrans @emuchaton I think the issue is poor Emu has no butts to eat. :P @OnlyChloeV @Untangled_Rose OMG I LOVE ONIONS. I need to try that. @emuchaton This speaks to me on a spiritual level. @Allicrombie I'm on my way! 🚗 @Allicrombie Do you have E.V.O. Search for Eden? "@Untangled_Rose I've hated olives from a very young age, but I hear a lot of trans girls say they prefer them. Pickled okra is so much better than mere pickles, though." "@ZJemptv Oh, I hadn't realized you actually quit. I just figured it was a long period between videos. That's completely understandable. I think video content can be a great way to spread information online, but the YouTube community can be unreasonably hostile." "@TrancewithMe One of my kitties Takkun is VERY quiet. She basically never meows, and her purrs are silent. Except when it's dinner time. Then she won't shut up. X3" He's an import so I paid too much for him. I don't think it was more than $20 though so that would have been a really nice profit... "Ugh, my Takara Blurr sold for $40(!!!) but the buyer wanted to cancel because they miscalculated the shipping cost. :/" @mygirlsavage For like most of them I just straight-up asked. :P But it also helps if you know a lot of people too. I've had bigger accounts say they had seen my name around before following me. So they knew what they were getting into. :P @KentabooRex @AltFurryBlocker @TERFblocker I use TERFBlocker. I'm not yet far enough into the Furry community to need the other one yet. (btw I would love to be more connected to the furry community I've been a furry before I knew I was trans >_>) @GraceEmpathy Oh you're so obviously desperate to be dommed how cute. :P If we're talking character design and NOTHING else: Sonic franchise > Mario franchise Don't @ me @HexWitchCirce Hey if Trans Twitter starts kinkshaming we're gonna burn this hellsite to the motherfucking ground. @TalesOfBelle Honestly? Fair. :P @Cosmos_Cookie Aww thanks. I'm already fangirling too much and I promised myself I wouldn't. <3 @Cosmos_Cookie @Miss_Emme_Iris Grooby sounds like a Gumby villain. Like the guy the Block Heads report to. "@gl1tchsystem Everyone's definition of ""heinous"" (or more accurately ""unforgivable"") is different, though. That's the problem." "@HexWitchCirce You say that now, but wait until someone like Alice follows you. :P" @Cosmos_Cookie Yeah I'm still learning all the nuances so as a new follower I ask of you kindly: Be patient with me. :P "@TalesOfBelle I mean, it's a minefield that at worst means you'll lose some followers you admire. I'm not gonna get put on blast SOLELY because I'm mutuals with some Problematic Fave." This happens in small pockets of the community to. I was talking to a trans friend who's stealth and I was wondering if this phenomena is a trans thing or a woman thing. She assures me it's a woman thing. :P "Obtaining more popular followers on Trans Twitter dot com means keeping careful eye on all the complicated allegiances, who was a bitch to who, who was problematic, etc." @Cosmos_Cookie @BlazerBluejeans OMG how is it this easy? D: Thank you Cookie! I'm a huge fan of your work. <3 "So I've backed off commenting on her stuff entirely in case she's upset directly at me (and not just the thing I was doing, which I know she dislikes because she subtweeted it). But I still admire her a lot! <3" "Oh and Julia Kaye! I love her too. DO NOT @ HER I SWEAR TO GOD. SAFEWORD, SAFEWORD. I found out I had made a huge mistake by often commenting on her posts about getting misgendered that I didn't get how she could have. My attempt at complimenting her was not taken that way." "Hey @liv_rad_! I don't know who you are but if Julia approves, that's good enough for me. :P" "@gl1tchsystem @BlazerBluejeans All your faves are problematic. Except Chelsea. Contra has a lot of self-reflection and is being really fair about the whole thing, but yes, she's the same person you're thinking of. Fuck Singal, Contra is awesome. I believe both these things." "@BlazerBluejeans True, but she's a busy woman and I don't want to fangirl all over her. D:" "@gl1tchsystem @BlazerBluejeans @xychelsea OMG WHYYYY She gets like a billion notifications a day she ain't seeing that. Same with @ContraPoints. Look I just did it with her. Senpai, please notice and follow me. I know she's not reading this. :P" @BlazerBluejeans OMG you're embarrassing me! D: "And after them at that point the only one left would be Chelsea, which... yeah lemme go buy some lottery tickets as that seems to have better odds. :P" Got some of my top fave trans women I've always wanted to follow me checked off the list in the past week or so. Next two on the list: Cookie and Contra. "@emuchaton Same. D: Also, OMG EMU WHEN DID YOU START FOLLOWING ME <3 <3 <3" @AliceAvizandum Neither of you seem mad. I just hate it when trans people I admire argue on twitter dot com how have I possibly lasted this long "@HexWitchCirce Well, NOW it is. It often leads to that. I'M NOT TAKING A SIDE IN THIS PARTICULAR FIGHT. I ADMIRE THE HELL OUT OF THE BOTH OF YOU. They both follow me so this can be awkward." "Oh good, Zinnia and Alice are fighting. *goes to hide in a corner*" "@TransitionL83 @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie I don't really have a proper Mistress at the moment, which would probably help. I'm in the market, as it were. :3" @Peachqueenallie Such a cutie!! <3 @TransitionL83 @Peachqueenallie I was a good girl :3 "Plates and bowls are just a hassle. A jar is basically a bowl, right? https://t.co/r9KcN4umch" @IAmTheGayThing @thirdvalkyrie Thank you so much for being such a fantastic ally. <3 "@Peachqueenallie Th-thank you, Miss. <3" @_I_d_u_n_ :3c @Peachqueenallie WAIT ANOTHER DAY? So... the 16th now? D: "@Peachqueenallie D-did you say n-not to subtweet you, Miss? o.o;;;" @ThatSabineGirl @FlawedVictori @AnnaDorableGirl @waitworry Yeah my mom has a poppy jaw so I figured it was hereditary. *shrugs* @_I_d_u_n_ pssst I want to suck on a dildo "@_I_d_u_n_ But I'll feel pleasure and honestly what kind of hedonist would I be if that wasn't the first priority," @gl1tchsystem Get in line :P @_I_d_u_n_ This is very true and I'm frankly embarrassed I didn't think of this. @AnnaDorableGirl @ThatSabineGirl @waitworry Mine does too lol @BlazerBluejeans lol really? "@RoryWalkerEsq @AnnaDorableGirl @waitworry Yeah my first and only I worried I used too much teeth but it turns out your teeth touching the dick is not the same as biting, lol" "@BlazerBluejeans The fact that Twitter doesn't seem to have a Ghostbusters gif of Bill Murray saying, ""Back off man, I'm a scientist"" is fucking criminal." @norintha @aliceincamera I will probably want to see those when I'm closer to surgery. I hate seeing that shit but it might ease my nerves. "@norintha @aliceincamera Yes, Jen is the friend I meant, lol. You really can't tell there are any complications and it was fun playing with it. :P You've told it was totally worth it, right Jen?" @aliceincamera I have a friend that had a couple complications with her surgery but you can't tell and it's fully functional. ;3 @TheBigLoaf Guess I'll have to do it pro boner I mean pro bono then @HexWitchCirce Your contribution to science will be greatly appreciated >:3 Okay real talk I need more real world experience sucking cock because my ERP game needs a lot of work. Particularly the bigger ones. This is for science. >_> "@Peaugh I already wanted this figure, but him being able to hold that pose makes me want it even more. (FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH... pterosaurs couldn't actually do that but it's cute as hell so I'm not complaining)" "@HereBeGriffins That makes some sense I suppose. But sometimes they even label generic strawmen for them to ridicule, and even in those instances I feel with the right art it can be implied who they mean without a literal label." "@Peachqueenallie Y-yes, Miss! o.o" "@Chickenhuggit I mean, I worry that people think that. There's a small sliver a truth in that body dysphoria is absolutely a thing, but I think a lot of cis people in general focus too much on the outward physical changes of HRT or the lack of physical changes of puberty blockers." @MattyFranklyn I guess I'm basing it more on the toys? Primal was the equivalent of a Voyager and Dinobot was closer to a Deluxe. All the characters in the show were roughly in scale with how the toys looked except for Dinobot. :P "@TheBigLoaf Yeah they're the Beast Wars figures in the Masterpiece line. High-end, high-priced figures for adult collectors. Pretty expensive, but they look like they stepped right out of the cartoon. I already have Primal and Cheetor with Dinobot preordered." "Seriously though I don't know why on earth the Transformer with the Deinonychus alt mode was so much taller than the gorilla (unless he was a Utahraptor? Maybe?), but that's accurate to the show so I am so fucking pumped." I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE'S PERFECT. https://t.co/e4cpkgWxq4 LOOK AT MY HANDSOME SON https://t.co/wp2fiKc1iU HERE'S THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: Has HRT done that for my pubes as well? Seems doubtful but I can't help but wonder. "What's interesting is several months before HRT I tried shaving my chest, and despite my chest hair being light and thin, even THAT growing back really hurt. But now what little hair can grow back on my chest is completely painless." "Back before I came out, before HRT, in the long-long ago, the before time, I tried on multiple occasions to shave my junk. Every single time when it grew back it was fucking torture. Yet I kept trying that shit like every couple years." @IsaacWest In my experience the people who appear to need HRT less than others merely have their dysphoria and depression buried so deep they just THINK they're less of a priority. There are trans people who don't want or need HRT but that's a different thing than what I'm talking about. @hankgreen Hey now. Tenchi Muyo was awesome. Nothing to be ashamed of. :P "@IsaacWest It's because cis people, in general, are still very uncomfortable with the idea that someone could ""change their gender."" Because HRT does cause outward physical changes, they feel the need to protect people from starting it too quickly which is completely unnecessary." tfw you end up making nearly double what you thought you were going to in a batch of eBay listings Today is starting out pretty nice! "@h_ups @Doc_Wolverine had already commented on this a bit in an earlier tweet reply. Research is still ongoing, I believe." "@TransitionL83 I know, right? It confuses me too but I know that *I* love you to pieces, so I guess people might like me too?" "@j3rzyc41n3 @deli731234 It's a term that's used in chemistry, and derives from Latin. I'm not as familiar with the origin myself, but that much I know. I found the following through Google, but note that this only applies to chemistry/the origin of the prefixes: https://t.co/mi1e25Q5OC" "If you feel that something in your piece cannot be identified without awkwardly labeling it, you have failed as an artist. It's entirely possible I'm missing something here given just how prevalent this tradition is going back CENTURIES, but I still think it's bullshit." "As an artist, the biggest reason I feel that political cartoons are the closest thing to ""low art"" (assuming such a thing even exists) is the rampant use of LITERALLY SPELLING OUT who & what things are by writing it on them." Thread https://t.co/gMB3oQzc0r "@HereBeGriffins Knowing what I know now about how I feel on HRT, I'd still be a huge proponent of them even if they caused ZERO outwardly physical changes. The brain side of things is worth it alone." @ShivvyUnchained @Peachqueenallie @ADirtyTrans I didn't say you weren't first in line. :P @ShivvyUnchained @Peachqueenallie @ADirtyTrans Get in line. :P @Knitberg @AliceAvizandum :P @Lea_Plath Well I think the BEST character was Cape. :P "@ADirtyTrans ""Split in half"" was the parlance you kept using, I believe. :P" "@Lea_Plath I dunno, maybe a different director with a stronger vision? All the pieces were there but a year later and no one seems to have given a shit. Yet when he showed up in Thor Ragnarok I was super pumped! It's a great character who debuted in a so-so movie." "@Peachqueenallie @ADirtyTrans I'll become yet another living embodiment of the adage that ""Switches are just subs who got tired of waiting.""" "Random 2am Twitter thought: Doctor Strange was not a bad movie, but it deserved to be so much better than it was." @Peachqueenallie @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/s2HmIufJEE "Random small thing I love about Trans Twitter: You can just mention the name Alice and people know who you mean 90% of the time. ""Seriously which Alice do you think I mean?""" @FoxyChewToy @Peachqueenallie Why is this obvious to everyone but me??? D: "@ADirtyTrans @Peachqueenallie I mean, I'll admit that with the right sub I can domme. It happened with Alice." @Peachqueenallie (Seriously though what are you talking about) "@norintha @siobhanbjorknas @XylariaVG Eat the rich, then eat ass for dessert." @panderp Mmmm delicious estrogen <3 <3 <3 @TransTwill Agreed. @Peachqueenallie https://t.co/aPB2lAffH0 "My big popular ""HRT helps out brains, not just our bodies"" is now getting regular retweets from accounts with >3K followers. This is exciting. :3" @TransTwill Yeah don't get me wrong the Hippocratic Oath is great in theory but we're already systematically ignoring it on a massive scale. "@norintha @XylariaVG Or how many empty houses there are versus homeless people. The problem isn't resources, but management. It's been that way for decades." @XylariaVG Yeah honestly I think conflating it with theft is dishonest but we should be LITERALLY stealing from the rich anyway so who gives a flying fuck. "@XylariaVG ""But taxes are theft!"" Letting someone die when we have more than enough resources to save them is murder." No one is advocating for forcing doctors to work for free. How can anyone saying that not see they're arguing in bad faith? This is what governments and taxes are for. "The idea isn't ""Everyone is entitled to a doctor's labor,"" it's, ""No one should have to suffer and die needlessly, so let's figure out a way to get doctors & medical technology to help them at all costs.""" "I would argue that yes, that's harm. So what about a doctor that refuses to treat someone because they can't pay for it? What about a system that keeps people from getting access to doctors?" "Take the Hippocratic Oath for instance. Doctors should do no harm, right? Can inaction cause harm? ""Is there a doctor on the plane!?"" And the doctor stays silent. Is that harm?" "LRT I fucking loath the Right's argument that because being a doctor is a job, healthcare can't be a right. Like, I follow them through the twisted logic-- I don't want doctors to go unpaid either-- but talk about not seeing the forest for the trees." "@Knitberg Honestly that's fair. A part of me is a little sad because if he could just find one of us with infinite patience he might actually learn something. But most of me doesn't have the spoons to deal with him. Like, ever. Fuck that noise." Oh hey look it's Boulder https://t.co/NOAdgTxGVm @siobhanbjorknas Nuh-uh :3 "@HexWitchCirce I know! That's the best part, lol. They have no idea how much their shit is ACTUALLY shoved into OUR faces." "Like, we get it! Straight sex is super dull and unimaginative! You don't have to keep reminding us." "It's unsettling seeing straights kiss & hold hands, and I'm sick to death of hearing about how bad at sex they are." "I'm perfectly fine with straight people, but do they HAVE to shove it in our faces?" "@cora_made_of ""I taste like a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it, wanna try?""" @showupforthis I feel this. And not just because I'm gay. :P @annamoonesyou Oh my hello there~ @ChaKatKimber @FauxPup RIGHT!? Also that tattoo 10/10 kinda want it @FauxPup This is very true and a risk I'd have to carefully consider. But then again: Pirates are sexy. "Huh. Some fan I am, it's more on the top side of his arm further up than I remember. https://t.co/ANpLCQxvzb" "When I was younger I was such a Pirates of the Caribbean fan I legitimately wanted a ""P"" branded onto my inner wrist like Jack Sparrow. Honestly despite not being ""into"" pain that much I haven't completely ruled it out." @norintha Cutie :3 @paigeblairbooks @thirdvalkyrie Thank you! <3 @siobhanbjorknas I had shades of that. Especially that last part. Luckily neither of us are men. :P <3 @norintha Here I was thinking I was interacting with them because we're both lovers of Banjo-Tooie. :P "BTfan4life is his name. Go read his tweet replies. Again, polite, but extremely misguided. Doesn't know when to stay in his lane. Thinks all hate is bad without any context of systems of power. Ugh." "This particular guy was actually super polite! And very good at writing fucking NOVELS in response to why it upset him. This is not how you ally. Bad cis dude, BAD. *hits with a newspaper*" "This is a subtweet to someone I ended up blocking but whatever: If you're a cis dude who's bothered by the phrase ""cis men are trash,"" I'm sorry (not sorry) about your ego but just deal with it." "@SkyeNymph Yes, Miss! <3" @CiaraTheBraid Very true X_x @BTfan4life Yeah lemme follow you just for this. @RoryWalkerEsq @Triclinia Oh yeah fuck him @tDarkchylde I know but owiiiiieeee x_x "@Triclinia @RoryWalkerEsq @altrightjan20 Same, lol" @BTfan4life Thank you so much! <3 @00d4n1 I know but owie x_x Attention everyone: My boobs are hurting again. X_x @RoryWalkerEsq @altrightjan20 @Triclinia Who's this assclown coming into my mentions? @Knitberg @emuchaton I mean we could all take turns. This is an option we should consider. @emuchaton I'm in the same boat and it SUCKS. FUCK. @EveForster @cora_made_of Oh I forgot about that thank you! 😎 @ClassicCommie This particular brand of bullshit contributed to me not recognizing I was trans for 14 years. @RealKav_P Absolutely!! Every trans voice should be valued when talking about this. @Cutie__Paw Well you ARE a good girl so that makes sense. :3 @RealKav_P This is VERY helpful thank you for your input! 💕 "@emuchaton I feel like i too often just reply ""same"" to your tweets but seriously: Same." @SecretGamerGrrl Thanks so much for the retweet! <3 @waitworry It's the weed number Nice https://t.co/uG5DrSTNXK @Redcarder So would I! Scott Pilgrim vs The World except Scott is a girl. And the ex-boyfriends? Also girls. Not just the one. All of them. Don't @ me @weel @Hierodule @ClothoMoirai Very true! I do try my best to speak only about my own experiences when talking about testosterone poisoning for that very reason. Otherwise I try to be inclusive in my language where I can. But that's a very good point. "@RoryWalkerEsq Also if you haven't already, check to see if where you live allows for informed consent. Basically it means you can skip a therapist and just sign a sheet of paper." "@RoryWalkerEsq Not the way I'm talking about. :P It's either the black market or the gray market depending on who you're talking to. And it's easier than you'd think, like I said, though I haven't tried it myself." @RoryWalkerEsq That's fair. Personal safety comes first. Have you considered ordering them online? I hear it's remarkably easy. @RoryWalkerEsq They might do you some good! "@SukebanAxxx @tsundere_cercia It's totally fine! I just don't want people to get the wrong idea, lol. <3" Well said. https://t.co/dmLOwpuyMd "@SukebanAxxx Thank you for sharing, but you replying to me makes it sound like I'm your wife. :P" @Doc_Wolverine Thank you so much! Some valuable insight about how the lack of the right hormone levels can affect trans people. https://t.co/QPqoSqXlGE @Doc_Wolverine Thank you for your input! That makes a lot of sense given how myself and other trans people feel. @ThatSabineGirl It's also severely harmful to trans men. @aluminumcuffs You're the cutest tho!!! "@samjohnperry @ZJemptv So then we should definitely let trans kids suffer, Because some cis children you've invented might not be able to have babies later in life. I'm sorry, whose side are you on? Not the side of the kids, that's for sure." "@Arcin0 @dirak_ As you've very quickly seen, not all of us are so patient with cis people as these answers are VERY easily obtained. The FIRST RESULT on Google for ""trans woman"" gives you the answer you seek. We don't have the time or patience to explain this to every cis person." "@Arcin0 @dirak_ While it's true that some transphobes have attempted to reverse the terms in an effort to discredit us, trans woman means that person's gender is female IN SPITE of the gender they were assigned. With trans men, same thing. This post is pro-trans." Seriously there's a reason when you order online they literally hide the prices from you until checkout when you're already invested in all that delicious food. Ouch. I just kept a pizza delivery under $20 including >15% tip AMA @PhoinixArt @cora_made_of Yep! Around the same time for me I realized there was this clarity and serenity that overtook me. That's when the last doubts that I was trans left me. "@PhoinixArt @cora_made_of ""Didn't know what right felt like"" is the perfect way to put it." @thirdvalkyrie Thank you for speaking up! It really makes me happy to see that cis people are actually seeing this tweet-- my tweets rarely leave the boundaries of Trans Twitter. :P @TransitionL83 @VanessaColebeck Thinking is the last thing you need to be doing~ @TransitionL83 @VanessaColebeck Mmm sounds heavenly. Now I'm just jealous~ @TransitionL83 @VanessaColebeck Well she IS the domme :P @TransitionL83 @VanessaColebeck OMG so cruel D: @TransitionL83 @VanessaColebeck Mmm the only reason to be bratty is so I can be punished and reminded of who I am~ @VanessaColebeck @TransitionL83 I LOVE being a brat <3 @TransitionL83 omg same o__o @Peachqueenallie <3 <3 <3 <3 @TransitionL83 @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris >_<;;; @TransitionL83 @norintha SAME D: @TransitionL83 @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris Honestly I think I could use some more teaching <3 @TransitionL83 Ellie. You know how life-changing @norintha's ass eating is. @ADirtyTrans Is that an open invitation? :3 @ADirtyTrans @TransitionL83 @cutetoykelly omg hotttt "@j3rzyc41n3 @deli731234 It means ""not trans,"" or people who feel comfortable with the gender they were assigned at birth." @emuchaton #goals "It would just be nice if I could appreciate your entire portfolio of work without being influenced by your older, more experienced eyes. 3/3" "As an artist, I understand. As a viewer, I'm frustrated. Now I can't really fully enjoy your earlier work without constantly comparing it to where I know you eventually end up, and in some cases I cringe right along with you. 2/" "A pet peeve of mine: Stumbling across a YouTube channel that's been making videos for, say, a year or more, and having them call back to one of their first videos and complain about how inexperienced they were. 1/" oh jeez I'm so gay "@Lessons2history lol <3 I'm not crushing on you AS hard as the person I'm actually subtweeting, don't worry. :P" "@Hierodule @ClothoMoirai It really is. The scary thing is though, for me at least, was I had no idea just how awful testosterone poisoning was until a couple months into my HRT." @cora_made_of Yep. The MCU is giving me more of what I want out of superhero stories than the DC universe is now. "ftw you're crushing on a close friend so hard that you have to put those feelings in a box, only to be reminded of them when the box wiggles a bit in said friend's presence" The MCU combined with just what I saw in trailers and reviews of Batman v Superman killed my love of the DC Universe. I look back and barely understand what I saw in it. Marvel all the way. "It's funny. About a decade ago I was a die-hard DC comics fan. Part of the appeal to me was that they were kind of ""hokey"" comic company of the two big names. They represented a cornier side of superhero comics that I loved." "I'm gay for the rest of her too, but her smile is a panty-dropper and you all fucking know it." I am extremely gay for Contra's beautiful smile. @baby_mousy Thank you SO MUCH for spreading the word. We need more allies like you. <3 I'm just 2 followers away from 609. NI - CE @Lessons2history nice "Like, assuming whoever wrote this is actually drawing at least a little from their own experiences... you're trans, buddy. Holy shit are you trans." "I know nothing about the person who sings this, but this is the official egg anthem, please update your playlists accordingly. https://t.co/5gzZTTxuGj" @ContraPoints Can I just say your expression in your current avatar is perfect and I want it framed on my wall? When you can FEEL that your neck needs to crack but you can't manage it... This is truly hell on earth. "@EveForster I always try to keep in mind that my experience is binary and how that can frame a lot of what I say about being trans. I'm certainly not perfect in that regard, but I try. <3" @Miss_Emme_Iris No need to be sorry at all! Thank you for sharing. <3 "@Miss_Emme_Iris Thank you for sharing your story. seems we share a frustration with truscum assholes, lol. :P" @a_yerg I'm hearing that a lot from my enby mutuals. Thank you so much for your input! It's really helped. <3 @HexWitchCirce I guess it stems from the fact that I'm not enby and that's such a declarative stance on the subject that I don't feel comfortable giving. "@HexWitchCirce Yeah, that's another thing I wonder about but try to avoid: The ""try out being trans first, enby comes later"" narrative. I recognize that that's the path for a lot of enby people but I worry it's a little problematic? I might just be overthinking it, though, lol." @AnaMardoll @HexWitchCirce I could try adding that to the advice I already give. Thank you for your input! "@HexWitchCirce That's fantastic! The main reason I worry it's excluding to enby people is how a hypothetical enby egg would hear it. For those who aren't already trans, the gender binary might be all they know. So there might not a clear sense of ""I wish I were [gender]"" for enby eggs?" "And prefacing every piece of advice I give with, ""I can only really speak from a binary perspective but,"" is honest, but it just feels like I'm ignoring my enby siblings every single time, and that fucking sucks. I'm not sure what the answer is." "Does that apply to very many experiences for enby people? Obviously not every experience speaks for everyone, but I feel like that's a very binary narrative." "One example of this I've encountered involves advice I like to give: If you often find yourself saying, ""I wish I were a [gender],"" you're probably trans and can just be that gender!" "I often find when articulating my experience as a trans person, that I feel like I'm excluding the experiences of enby people and I don't know how to reconcile that." "@AGhostFlipsUOff @starshiphazel You're probably not wrong. Feels good to scream into the void, though." "I swear I think I gained like 20 followers last night?? I definitely flew past the 600 followers mark, so welcome everyone!" "@ceruleanwax As a fellow artist, people who reupload art make me livid. I always make a point to track down the original artist and @ them in the reupload. There is NO excuse for reuploading. I'm so sorry this happened to you." @AmyDentata Hey I've tried this it kinda sucks "@Nascentransgirl @XylariaVG You're on the path to figuring it out, though! <3" @AmyDentata *cuddles* <3 <3 <3 @AmyDentata Same tbh @TransitionL83 @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq I'll say it again: You're the best <3 @sultryhellswan lol you'll have to ask @norintha :P "@sultryhellswan A pillow, mainly. :3c Honestly the view's not much to write home about-- it's all about the feeeeeeeling~ <3" @sultryhellswan Mmmm hopefully some ass eating <3 @HexWitchCirce @TransEthics Fuck yeah!! @TransEthics What's funny is this is true even if you deny us our genders. @XylariaVG You know you're trans! It could be worse. <3 @TransitionL83 @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Ellie you're the best <3 There's an alternate universe out there where I'm still an egg convinced she's a cishet having no knowledge of kinky queer sex and it's a goddamn horror story. "@minitronftw11 @TransitionL83 @itsmonatariq Just lay down and relax, we'll take care of the rest :3c" The one true gospel. https://t.co/NhccvRAciM I've talked about ass eating all day and honestly now I'm just sad there's no one here to eat my ass. @TransitionL83 @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Yes kneel then bow reeeeeeaaaaaally low. You want that ass nice and high. @HexWitchCirce @siobhanbjorknas Sounds pretty kinky tbh @TransitionL83 Cuuuuuuuute!! <3 @Miss_Emme_Iris @cora_made_of >_>;;; @TransitionL83 Sounds like you don't need any help at all~ :3c "@cora_made_of Well I didn't know that word either, but Google helped. Oh god yes please. No one needs to ask permission to tie me up <3 <3 <3" @deathpigeon Sounds like they're a girl. @deathpigeon I bet! Eggs are very rarely subtle. :P @HexWitchCirce Yeah you're off the hook. :P @norintha @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Jen I love you :P @siobhanbjorknas I don't even understand how they have sex. "@deathpigeon I'm not trans! I just want to be a girl, okay!? That doesn't make me trans! Being a girl would just be awesome, everyone knows that! I'm just in touch with my feminine side! It's... it's not like hormones would make me look pretty anyway, okay!?" Really the only acceptable response to A Straight™ https://t.co/FYAo6lwVMS "@norintha @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Don't be too disappointed if you can't convince him, he's A Straight™. :/" "@minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Yeah that explains it. It's okay, you didn't choose to be boring. No one's judging you." @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Wait wait wait I think I see the issue here. Are you straight? @deathpigeon Maybe the titties were the friends we made along the way @cora_made_of T-trussed? o.o @minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq You lack vision. There is so much more to a butt than what comes out of it. "@cutetoykelly Night, cutie! <3" "@minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Sir, you haven't lived until you've munched a fine booty. You haven't experienced all the joy life can bring from having your ass eaten. Paradise exists, sir. It's in the orgasmic waves of pleasure you'll feel in your spine as your rim is jobbed. Analingus is LIFE ITSELF, sir." "@minitronftw11 @itsmonatariq Really makes you think, doesn't it?" "@sultryhellswan o_o;;; Of course, Miss, thank you!!" @Peachqueenallie *absentmindedly licks lips* o_o "@cutetoykelly Yeah the pronouns were the main reason I second-guessed, but I had to be sure." @gl1tchsystem @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie *whimper* "@sultryhellswan Y-yes, Miss >_>" "@Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris @gl1tchsystem Y-yes, Miss... You know these things can overheat... >_>" @cutetoykelly Wait... are you the Kelly I know IRL? I only ask because the name and the avatar look familiar. @sultryhellswan Th-thank you... (I look awful >_<) @Miss_Emme_Iris @gl1tchsystem @Peachqueenallie I've dried up while trying to keep track and respond to all this activity in my mentions >_< @sultryhellswan https://t.co/KZF4ZO2Kb9 @uselessneetgirl same tbh @Djw175 @Kalindlara *hugs* It's okay you don't have to domme me. <3 @gl1tchsystem @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris O-of course not! J-just... lots of pre... >_< "@Djw175 @Kalindlara It's okay, they're big, I can take it. :3" "@Peachqueenallie Yes, Miss! I know my place as a slutty subby bunny~" @Djw175 Yes Miss of course Miss @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris @gl1tchsystem And I'm rather gooey >_< "@Djw175 *drops to knees* Yes, Miss? :3" @Kalindlara Oh I'm a master baiter :3 @Peachqueenallie @gl1tchsystem @Miss_Emme_Iris >_>;;;; "@HexWitchCirce <3 <3 <3 Oh thank you, Miss <3" "@sultryhellswan Y-yes, I do...?" @HexWitchCirce *immediately drops to my knees* mew? o.o Love that I'm at the point where random cuties will just pop out of nowhere and domme me~ I mean not that it's hard to do or anything. If a girl looks at me sternly I drop to my knees >_> "@gl1tchsystem Oh yes, Miss, I know my place very well. :3" "@gl1tchsystem o_o;;; Y-yes, Miss!" @XYcyberjulie really makes you think @waitworry It's cuz he's running the eating ass table also someone is eating his ass so true https://t.co/AsAAwt9bCy @00d4n1 omg you're so cute <3 @princessfloof aw fer heck's sake so am I @spectra_belle Get this blasphemy off my TL you heathen "@HexWitchCirce The ""second person"" clarification helps. I think I can avoid retweeting those. I've definitely done it in the past but that's behaviour I'm both willing and able to modify." Okay so the trans woman I met through my laser hair removal person is actually super awesome! She lives in my city and wants to give me a ride to the weekly meeting for trans people she runs! @generalmarty1 @RoryWalkerEsq @Shoribuppy Thank you! @LeoLermontov OMG TYPING ERROR SISTERS!! <3 <3 <3 "@cora_made_of I figured, but that gif made me laugh <3" @cora_made_of https://t.co/Uzl66RP3tX @EponymousKid I think my least favorite Ronaldo episode was the one where he felt that he could be a Crystal Gem just because he wanted to & a bunch of TERFs thought the show was using that as an anti-trans allegory. Strictly speaking that's not Rolando's fault but fuck him anyway. "@EponymousKid Do you mean Ronaldo? Because... yeah, everyone hates him." @quatoria @CareBearCase Chokers are trans culture @CareBearCase Oh my! Hello there~ @Djw175 Yep! I hate that one too. "Jeff Liu is probably my favorite board artist on the show. Little known fact but he's the only artist on the team who knows how to draw Pearl at her best. Think like, Back to the Barn & Mr. Greg. Pearl looks great in those episodes and it's all thanks to NOT STAYING ON MODEL." "NO WAIT I FOUND IT: I spell it ""epsidoe"" when I type too fast. Spellcheck's best guess is ""epsilon."" I know no one else cares but being unable to replicate one of my most common typing errors was bugging the shit out of me." Steven Universe BY DESIGN plays fast and loose with its adhesion to models. The fluidity and flexibility of the character designs is part of the core essence of the show. Some of my favorite board artists on that show stray the furthest from the how the first few episodes looked "While they can't justifiably have title of Worst Steven Universe Fans, the fans that get so persnickety about the show staying ""on model"" are trying their hardest for that coveted title." "@queer_queenie Oh, I always think about it. And then I do it." "@starshiphazel True. The cis people I'm angry about aren't arguing in good faith like you are, though." "@emuchaton Fresh out of ohms, but do you accept noms? :3" I always forget protected accounts are a thing. Not every invisible reply is a TERF... >_> "@WynneOwner @starshiphazel Her tweets are protected! I can't see what she said. :P I sent a follow request, though! <3" @BaphoBinch I want to see any updates you make! My DMs are always open for mutuals! <3 "@Kalindlara @gdiClaire From my experience, it will allow you to better understand, articulate and manage them. HRT is magic. <3" "@BaphoBinch OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM Ugh, I always end up forgetting to follow up, but I really want to draw them! I can't promise though. I'm the biggest procrastinator. I love them so much though!!!" @cora_made_of I'm on the PC but insert emoji here lol! @gdiClaire The emotional benefits are amazing and wonderful <3 @BaphoBinch I LOOOOOOVE shark sonas. Do you have pictures? :3 "If you were really on the platform of ""Please think of the children!"" you wouldn't be arguing that kids shouldn't transition. The psychological damage you are advocating for is monstrous, & quite literally incomprehensible to you, a cis person. So trust us on this one, okay?" We don't fight for trans kids being able to transition just because we're worried all the little trans girls won't be pretty enough. We do it because trans people having the wrong levels of hormones in their body FUCKS THEM UP. "This is so, SO important for everyone to understand. I think a belief that HRT is done solely for looks fuels a lot of hand-wringing about whether younger trans people should transition." "@cora_made_of We both made it out of that, thankfully. <3" @cora_made_of Yep. The scariest part for me though was I really didn't get a sense for just how much the wrong hormones were fucking me up until after I started HRT. Basically all of my 20's I was suffering in ways I couldn't even comprehend. What if I had kept going like that? "Attention cis people (both allies and assholes): HRT does just as much (if not more) for us mentally as it does physically. We are not taking hormones merely to pass. We're taking them because there is a noticeable, measurable relief it gives our brains." "I also have Polish ancestry (my last name is Polish), and I was really ashamed of the rally there with 60,000 Nazis today..." "I just want to say thank you to Google for knowing that my query of ""dinosaur with really big claws"" was in fact referring to Therizinosaurus. https://t.co/QUwanHK3SG" "@BaphoBinch Oh they absolutely exist, but they're way too uncommon. The biggest crime of the furry community is everyone focusing on carnivores (not like, meat-eaters but like, dogs, cats, bears and such). There's so many other cooler animals! Mosasaurus! Quetzalcoatlus! Therizinosaurus!" @MattyFranklyn @disco_socialist Is this like Pizza Club from Home Movies? @ValTheSpiderQ I have an archaeopteryx sona planned. :3 smol dino birb :3 There are not nearly enough dinosaur 'sonas out there. "@PowerOfCinergy @narcokitty404 RIGHT!? ""Oh no thank you I'll pass on the muffin with frosting on it"" - said no one ever" "@ZJemptv There ARE issues with chemotherapy, Zinnia! Don't cherry pick! Maybe just let the cancer take its course, ever think of that? /s" @jraevynn Awwww those are the best hugs thank you!! <3 aaaaaaaah I thought Facebook let you include a message about who you are when you send a friend request!?!?!? She doesn't even know me aaaaaaaaaaaaah "And oh god there's like some event for lesbians happening tonight and just the thought of stepping foot in there made me cry. I'd look ridiculous. I'm having trouble with the idea of contacting this person out of the blue, too. I don't even know her..." "There are no weekly trans meetings as far as I can see from their Facebook page. There is a thing where trans people share their experiences on Wednesday, but that might be more for allies?" The lady who does my laser hair removal reminded me there's a local place in town that does events for LGBTQ+ people. She said there's weekly meetings for trans people. She gave me the name of a trans friend of hers to contact so I wouldn't feel alone in a room of strangers... @FauxPup Oh god I HATE that word. @Aonara_Starfall Oh god yes. As an animation fan I have to write it more than I might otherwise (for the Disney Renaissance} and I usually just throw A's and I's at it until spell check knows what I mean. "Was I the only one as a kid who was bugged by the fact that Mermaid Man only had two villains in his rogue gallery? Fucking actual Aquaman has more rogues than that. That said, Man Ray is a hilarious character. Worth at least three rogues." @Flowabelle Yeah maybe they only spell it with two C's in the UK? I know it's a thing somewhere and Chrome's spellcheck thinks it's fine. @protozoetrope @cora_made_of I figured many would :3 I still wanna try sending a letter. Stick Stickly won't get it. Whichever poor sap has that P.O. box is probably sick of the letters by now. But I want to try. @cora_made_of (also relevant) https://t.co/N1GNsFv9yo "@Flowabelle Yeah elsewhere they just spell it ""licence."" Real simple. No one needs to get hurt. Just C's all the way." "@cora_made_of I can remember Stick Stickly's address! [Write to me] Stick Stickly P.O. box 963 New York [city], New York [state] 10108!" "@Flowabelle Oh god that reminds me of ""license."" You're not from the US, right? Over here we had the bright idea of having an C *and* an S seemingly just to confuse people, especially me. Is it lisence or license? Only the red line knows." "@cora_made_of For me there was an old kid's Christian radio program called Jungle Jam And Friends that had a song that went ""You a FRIEEEEEND to meeeee! An F-R-I-E-N-D"" or something like that and for years I would play the song in my head to spell it." "But yeah. that word has too many consonants and my fingers just go ""blahblahbleghbleckBAH"" and farts out the wrong thing like 80% of the time." "Anyone else have a word they either don't know how to spell OR are so bad at getting it right when they type too fast that spellcheck doesn't understand? Mine is ""episode."" I really want to type it like ""esidope"" (I think? In trying to tweet this I kept getting it RIGHT)" "YouTube's algorithm: What's wrong, Kat? Why won't you watch all these Mario Odyssey Game Grumps episodes? There's SO MANY. You have a lot of catching up to do! I don't want spoilers YouTube staaaaaahp D:" @Hbomberguy Hey at least you caught yourself. Some folks on this hellsite never seem to understand that. @jraevynn @TransEthics @ExistentialEnso Thank you. "Only benefit of 50 character display names so far: I know how to pronounce @ExistentialEnso's last name. As someone with an unintuitively pronounced last name, I feel her pain (pronounced GIBBS, dammit)" "@ExistentialEnso I want to scream. They think our genders are just personal preferences we dreamed up one day on a whim. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS. There's a lot of pride that comes from being trans, but honestly? I WISH I could be a cis woman. FUCK their privilege and their refusal to see it." "And if the abuser isn't rich and famous, the flimsy justification for fabricating the story isn't there. We just have a disgusting habit of not believing victims. Lots of reasons as to why, none of them adequate excuses." "Oh, also another issue with claiming someone completely fabricated their assault, ESPECIALLY in instances where the abuser was famous: Who would sign up for that kind of attention, scrutiny and in some cases mass abuse? We're really good at being shitty to victims." @siobhanbjorknas That's what I'm getting at. So many cases are like this. I dunno. There's no easy answer. So far simply believing victims hasn't steered us wrong. It's the right thing to do. "Even setting aside how to deal with it in a legal sense, SOCIALLY it's difficult too. Like, I can understand abstractly how irrational it might sound to say, ""Believe all victims, always."" Humans can of course sometimes selfishly manipulate the trust of others." "And I wish there were easy answers. How do you legally prosecute in cases like Ana Mardoll's recent account of her rape? It WAS rape, but even if we had a time machine, there would be no physical evidence of it, just her word." "This is a complicated, murky issue. Is it IMPOSSIBLE for someone to completely fabricate a story? Of course not. But given how these things can often not be so cut and dry as we wish they were, suggesting that possibility is NOT helping ANYONE." "Like, you're not in the victim's head. There are plenty of cases where you could have been IN THE ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENED, complete with mind-reading powers and STILL wonder why on earth the victim later claimed they were rapes or assaulted." "[TW, most likely. Gonna rant] The number of victims who make up claims of sexual assault out of whole cloth is astronomically low, ESPECIALLY considering murky cases where lack of consent was slowly figured out by the victim after the fact." "I hadn't even looked at Takei's Twitter until just a second ago and his response is... flatly denying it happened. There's this added bit where he tries to sound supportive, but he states that those events did not happen. So fuck him, basically." "I believe Takei and David Cross when they say they don't remember being abusive. Bullies rarely remember much about their abusive behavior. It's tempting to say they're only trying to cover their asses, but I believe that they don't remember. I just ALSO believe the victims." @RoryWalkerEsq @waitworry Oh my god just fuck off Takei. Jesus. Thank you for sharing this. This is a fascinating look at how 2D and 3D animated films differed in the politics of their messages and how that might have been influenced by the mediums themselves. https://t.co/oe5EP6q0vx @Peachqueenallie @dysphoric_egg CUUUUTE <3 <3 <3 @direhellswan Much better :3 @Peachqueenallie @dysphoric_egg You really are. Your girlfriend a lucky girl~ @ShivvyUnchained @norintha I MIGHT star in one. If I shaved religiously first... >_> @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @ADirtyTrans already has some videos of that :P @emuchaton Honestly a shot of your amazing ass getting oiled up is way more on-brand anyway <3 "@Eloi_Duarte @OrangeMangudai Thank you for clarifying. Yeah, that was my concern. :P" @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *wh-hi-hi-hi-ines* D: @AliceAvizandum Seeing her say this after knowing how she's treated trans women who considered her a close friend is sickening. "@norintha @AliceAvizandum It's really relaxing and I think totally natural, really." "@ZJemptv You DON'T deserve any of this bullshit. Sorry about the previous tweet, I forgot an entire word. O_o" @lilbabygonnacry @deathpigeon (I was continuing your rhyme :P) @Untangled_Rose Oh hello there~ @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris If you're implying I'll be domming more... ...only for Alice. Maybe. >_> @waitworry @Kalindlara Jesus fucking christ. @waitworry Okay looked up a word there. Um.... fuck. "@waitworry I think I misunderstood the point of your tweet. Where I'm at right now is leaning heavily in the ""fuck that guy"" camp." @waitworry Everyone has their own personal standards as to what kind of apology counts and if an apology is enough. I'm still working that out in this instance for myself. I feel like there have been instances where Takei has been transphobic in the past? I remember not wanting to dig too deeply for receipts. This doesn't have anything to do with the recent controversy other than this: Don't be so quick to defend him. It might not be worth it. @Kalindlara Yeah I can basically never retweet anything from Yuri Bot despite often enjoying the stuff it posts. "@Kalindlara All I'm finding is people posting it to Pintrest. If I had to guess, it's a Japanese artist since tracking down info on them is usually harder (unless you're in Japan, presumably). RIS turned up a dead end, so in my personal opinion you're mostly off the hook." @JacquiGl1tch @norintha I guess soft limit? I'm willing to try it but coaxing me is hot af and will probably help. @JacquiGl1tch @norintha I'm not into being peed on but I am VERY into being convinced I should be <3 <3 <3 <3 @JacquiGl1tch @norintha I like it!! <3 <3 <3 "@scamyong @transscribe Understand what you're saying here. Transitioning is in many cases life-saving. I know it's easy for cis people to ignore that or simply not know that, but it is. You're saying having children is more important than the psychological health of a child. Think about that." @norintha @JacquiGl1tch @gl1tchsystem @JaxDrawsPorn I'm slowly starting to learn that it really is Just That Easy. Because otherwise I'm SUPER subby too. @JacquiGl1tch @norintha @gl1tchsystem @JaxDrawsPorn Sounds cute tbh @norintha @JacquiGl1tch @gl1tchsystem @JaxDrawsPorn OMG Jen is so good at begging FUCK "@JacquiGl1tch @gl1tchsystem @norintha @JaxDrawsPorn I'm a hotter mess. :P Also, we're kinky trans girls. It's less about how you look, and more about how you much we love your mind <3" "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @JacquiGl1tch @JaxDrawsPorn Oh don't be intimidated I'm not that good. But yeah, I drew that. It's Lara my fursona. I have an art account but if/when I draw NSFW stuff I put it in here. https://t.co/wV95FlYIfy" "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @JacquiGl1tch @JaxDrawsPorn Oh hell yeah you draw porn? Me too, on occasion. <3" @Kalindlara @gl1tchsystem @norintha I can't seem to. It's acting like you're the OP for some reason. I think we were mostly done anyway. Folks can start a new thread and @ people if we want to keep being thirsty. :P "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @Kalindlara So like, an average Tuesday? Sounds fun :3" "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @Kalindlara Well, my hope is I'll be visiting early spring? It pains me to wait that long but fuck the cold, seriously." "@gl1tchsystem @UnexpectedAmy Wonderful, pure" "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @Kalindlara If nothing else, you should visit her when I do next year. The more the merrier <3" @a_nice_frog Transbian Thirst is effortless to summon and incredibly difficult to quell. >_> "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @Kalindlara Adding that to the mental ""to do"" list as we speak <3" "@BlazerBluejeans @norintha @gl1tchsystem @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel Listen, the way you clean your butt? The way anyone does? Jen did the same thing for me. I was weirdly surprised at how simple it was. Just a bar of soap and live, five minutes tops." @UnexpectedAmy OMG I love her <3 "@Kalindlara @norintha ""Well past"" indeed :P" @Kalindlara You should see the sex @BlazerBluejeans @norintha @gl1tchsystem @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel (One thing that really helped me was Jen was the one who cleaned me up since her mouth was gonna be down there. Alleviated my nerves almost instantly) "@BlazerBluejeans @norintha @gl1tchsystem @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel Yeah it was a super embarrassing subject for me too. SOMEONE broke me out of my shell though (@norintha) and I feel way more open about it now. :P If you work up the courage to ask, I'm sure either of us will answer any questions you have in DMs." @gl1tchsystem @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel (Seriously though hearing that it tastes sweet is kinda cool) "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel Just clean it up as best you can and see how it goes. Neither individual is under any illusion of what a butt is. If it turns out I'm like, ""Oh god this tastes terrible"" my next immediate reaction will be ""I mean I literally signed up for this.""" Goddammit I was seemingly almost done raving about analingus when @norintha drags me back in. When I come to visit we're gonna have to have some quality time up front. :P "@gl1tchsystem @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel I was only on the receiving end but I REALLY want to try giving some too, all thanks to Jen's corruption :P" @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @gl1tchsystem @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @starshiphazel Sorry in advance for anyone tagged in this that doesn't want to be. I am a devout worshiper at the Church of Ass Eating. Possibly the best orgasms I've ever had? I've been raving about what Jen did to me for a week and I'll probably keep raving. I wrote a ton on it earlier. @Flowabelle Sounds like they're just bad as sex/flirting tbh Good to know though thanks @ArwenAtLast I have that effect on girls sometimes. 💕 @ChaKatKimber Maybe see a doctor? You know your body better than me. @Flowabelle Hey what's an incel I keep seeing that word everywhere. @norintha @AliceAvizandum @eilidhmax @gl1tchsystem @starshiphazel Oooh that's your largest one isn't it @Eloi_Duarte @OrangeMangudai https://t.co/2gvJNiWAHI @ChaKatKimber o_o Are you gonna be okay? "@Peachqueenallie *winces* Th-thank you for restricting my orgasms, Miss. I'm a forgetful, naughty bunny that deserves more punishment than I'm getting. Keeping me from cumming is a good lesson I need to learn for being such a slut >_>" @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie >_< "@Peachqueenallie No! Of course not, Miss!! o_o" @lilbabygonnacry @deathpigeon Wait really? I guess it's only 4 days... @ExistentialEnso Oh god you're... ow ow ow... right??? @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *softly* yes miss sorry miss @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris Yes Miss. As you wish. >_> @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris I d-didnt think I was naughty but... I... *whines* "@Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *whimpers* ... Y-yes, Miss >_<" @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie I don't even have one s-so... >_> @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris B-but--! @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris !!!! N-nooo! "@Peachqueenallie Y-yes Miss, of course. You know me so well." @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie o_o "@Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris Yes Miss, thank you Miss >_<" @XylariaVG >_>;;;; @sultryhellswan *whines* D: "@Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris Th-thank you for sharing how much of a g-good bunny I am, Miss >_<" Why-hy-hiiiieeee do I LIKE getting teased while ALSO hating it?!? >_<;;; @RyanGoodfriend https://t.co/nvK7wbBRpF @Olivia_bfg Oooh yes Miss!! :3 "@Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *grumbles, huffs and thumps her foot* D:<" @Olivia_bfg Hmmmm yes please. I can't pick a favorite between eating butts and sucking girldick so we'll just have to switch it up every couple hours~ @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris OMG YOU'RE THE WORST D:< https://t.co/qFVdbpVCnu @Olivia_bfg Aaaah~ "@Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *whimpers* Please use me for your pleasure, Miss." @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *softly* I s-said please >__> @Peachqueenallie I think you won. Ooh that reminds me I've had enough experiences since I last filled it out that I should do it again @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris P-pretty please...? <_< @bombsfall I met Michael Rooker in an elevator once and he was super polite for the two floors we shared that space together. @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris *gulps* o_o @IAmKatyLees @RileyJayDennis @ChandlerNWilson Thanks! @ShivvyUnchained I'll be the judge of that thank you @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris N-no Miss! Of course not! o_o ... P-please >_> @Peachqueenallie OMG nice butt :3 @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris N-no I said the opposite!! D: @Peachqueenallie O-oh I see >_>;;; @sultryhellswan With pleasure~ 🍑 @Peachqueenallie Oh? :3c (I'm actually not sure what you mean by that >_>) @ShivvyUnchained Hey there~ @WynneOwner Wink https://t.co/Qk6ATduO2v "@Peachqueenallie You. Your butt, specifically. Don't make me beg." "My mouth + cute girls' butts Let's make this happen, people" @Peachqueenallie If no enbies answer the call I'll gladly help you with that 💕 @ChaKatKimber Oh my god was that actually a thing @YouTube Jesus of Christ YouTube get your shit in order and fix the demonetization of queer content creators BEFORE you pretend to support us. I imagine this is an intentional attempt to look like you're making amends but it looks SHITTIER than doing NOTHING until you FIX the problem. @neuterednspayed It's great to meet you! 💕💕 "@MallowyGoodness There's a really gritty design element to the original art that I assume was done by the same person. Not the show necessarily but like, the art they used on the virtual pet packaging and other merch. That stuff I fell in love with and the current stuff just feels different." @ThatOneRoo @HyenaAgenda OMG that's precious. :3 "@OrangeMangudai @deathpigeon Wait, you're straight? But... which one of you is the girl and which one of you is the other girl?" @MallowyGoodness Digimon Adventure had such great monster designs what the hell happened. "@emuchaton I mean you put ""fem"" and ""domme"" in the same sentence and I'm subscribing to your newsletter." @norintha @ChaKatKimber @RainBlackKat @UnicornBottles @tesselode :3c @norintha @ChaKatKimber @RainBlackKat @UnicornBottles @tesselode Oooh yes please! Let us know when they arrive. :3 @ExistentialEnso HA! The ampersand broke their hashtag. :P @ChaKatKimber @norintha @RainBlackKat @UnicornBottles @tesselode Yeah that's pretty fucking hot ngl @protozoetrope Nice @WynneOwner @emuchaton Emu is a national treasure. <3 @norintha @RainBlackKat @ChaKatKimber @UnicornBottles @tesselode I am also a big proponent of both of these things. @ExistentialEnso Isn't the h3h3 guy kind of a douchebag? And I'm not just talking about him being buddies with JonTron. "@Mynta @ExistentialEnso Sorry, I replied before you were finished. >_> But my reply earlier still applies. <_<" @Mynta @ExistentialEnso Everyone discovers this stuff in their own time. There's no right or wrong way to do it. <3 @Miss_Emme_Iris @softseabunny @softsapling @little_rocket Thanks! "@Mynta @ExistentialEnso You seem cool! I will say though that dysphoria can take many unexpected shapes. For example, before I really grappled with my gender, all it was was a desire to be a girl. That's a recognized symptom of gender dysphoria." "@WynneOwner Yeah I hope to interact more too! It's weird being mildly (MILDLY) Twitter """"famous"""" and having my reputation proceed me. It's cool and weird, lol." @XylariaAD This actually reminds me of a Louis CK bit where he recalls as a kid a gay guy hitting on him & then realizes as he talks through it w/ a friend that it turns out he was just a gay guy and young Louis thought that was creepy Not saying that's happening here but weird coincidence @HexWitchCirce @ChibiUnunnilium @glirebunny Thanks! "@WynneOwner @Eremitpurpur Cool! Like 70 of my friends are already following you both so that's a great sign already, lol." @XylariaAD Yeah I just heard about this. I'm not sure how to take it until I get more details. @Lessons2history @lavendragon_ That's true! @HexWitchCirce Nice! Good to know! @lavendragon_ I might have to direct them your way at some point. "@lavendragon_ Oh hell yeah. I mean I knew I followed some but I want to follow more. I'm sick of being somewhat ignorant of that section of gender, you know? I encountered a random person tonight who thinks they might be agender. I had to tell them that term, though, so it's very new to them." Hey spread this far and wide: I'd love to follow more enby folks on Twitter. That's an area of gender that I'm unfamiliar with but I want to learn more about. Any and all suggestions would be fantastic. Just overload me with 'em. "@Th3_Pink_Bunny The Ben Kingsly character is based on a real person, and all the films they show him making were real too. You can watch A Trip To The Moon on Netflix, actually." @PowerOfCinergy @Th3_Pink_Bunny Hugo is easily one of my favorite movies of all time. I love it more every time I watch it. @danjjj @_ttsop You can let me know when you're ready. I followed you so I think you can DM me anytime (I don't like to have my DMs public for my own safety). @'ing me works too. I'm always here to help. <3 "@storm_undone Yeah my friend didn't want to confront me because she had had bad experiences with that so she just described to me in great detail what it was like to be trans. Still took me another 14 years or so before everything clicked, though. :/" @Th3_Pink_Bunny Oh totally. I think something crazy like 90% of films from the first 30 or so years are lost forever because no one felt they had any value. Ever seen the movie Hugo? It's the perfect fantasy film for cinephiles that incorporates a bit of actual history. "@danjjj @_ttsop You can ABSOLUTELY be neither. That's known as being agender. If you want I can ask around and have some of my non-binary friends talk to you about that as my gender is VERY binary, lol." "@storm_undone I was just talking with a trans friend I knew waaaaay back in 2003 or so. She came out back then but she recalls the things I would say made her wonder if I was trans. Those logs are probably lost forever, though. :/" @HexWitchCirce I try to keep my real name somewhat separated from my Super Gay Trans Girl account. If transphobes ever find me I don't want to make it easy to find my real name. I do use my real name for my art Twitter (@KatGibes) but I don't make much of an effort to advertise it very often @ZJemptv Could those monster fuck off and die please. I'm seething just reading that. "@Kalindlara We rescued the gender we buried, though. There was a happy ending for us both. <3" "@danjjj @_ttsop This is of course assuming you're questioning and unsure. Again, your wording was a little vague. I still pass as a cis male myself but it's a slow process to transition. I'm still a woman and you might be too, depending on how you feel about it." "@danjjj @_ttsop Well, I don't know you personally and your wording is a little vague. Were you assigned male or female at birth? If you were assigned male like me (AMAB), know that you don't need a vagina to be a woman. But does the gender ""woman"" sound right for you?" @gwen_no_fear We have rights and this guy has a home address. I buried that young girl away for what I thought was my own good. I robbed her of existence because I didn't think I deserved to be her. Doing that really fucked me up. "I think what happened was from like, 12 to maybe 16 or so I was so obsessed with that one desire, then I just... decided it was a fetish, I guess. Then in my late 20's I all but forgot about it." "Like, this shouldn't surprise anyone of course but I can't remember the last time I had uncovered such a repressed memory... I think I buried more than my gender dysphoria at some point." "I keep getting flashbacks to like my early teens where I would wish to be a girl. Like, birthday candles and shooting stars. I had completely forgotten about it until someone else mentioned doing that. I stopped doing it at some point in my mid teens, I guess..." "@GamerGirl2258 @RaeGun2k *offers hugs* Dysphoria isn't rational, but I can't not remind you that you are in fact a woman. <3" "@Sabriality ""Yeah this one means cyberpunk""" EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING NEW BEST OF THE WORST https://t.co/ruvRWYq68S "@cora_made_of I was thinking about this recently, actually. Some days it takes a form of pride, almost. It's cathartic to look at the ideal cishet life and laugh at it. Who wants to be that boring? I'd rather be queer tbh." "@ChaKatKimber @norintha Not to say you're wrong, but what other posts do you mean?" @RaeGun2k (btw I was hit by a sudden sense of deja vu-- I think there was a birthday where I wished to be a girl when I blew out the candles) "@RaeGun2k Autogynophelia doesn't exist. Trans women exist, and TERFs have been trying for half a century to make us feel ashamed for existing." @ChaKatKimber Why are cishets like this. @norintha @ChaKatKimber That's hilarious because I saw a thread where one of the organizers out of nowhere started yelling about how the convention is not religious. "@Knitberg A LOT of trans girls discover their gender through porn, it's nothing to be ashamed of. However you discovered yourself is completely inconsequential. What matters is that you did it." @Knitberg Yep. It started around 12 for me too. Took until age 29 reading a LOT about trans people and their experiences to realize I myself was trans. @sultryhellswan *blush blush blush* :3 """I wish I were a girl"" That was the ONLY way my brain could articulate how it was suffering for 17 years. It's so fucking cruel that TERFs & transphobes have taken that desire & demonized it to the point that I constantly worry well-meaning cis ppl might think it doesn't count." @sultryhellswan Hi hello you're very hot and I'm very gay <3 "@sultryhellswan Will do! I had forgotten I switched to protected mode and it took like all day before I accepted your follow request, lol." "Wow, as a die-hard Star Wars Original Trilogy preservationist, watching this makes my teeth itch. I had no idea this movie's history was such a mess. https://t.co/Rxav4uawEL" @RachelOdessaS @wristactionblog Good call. I browsed your replies to find why you were saying that. Being trans is a political believe to this asshat? I'll make sure @TERFblocker knows. @marxistskull @Stickpit_ Same "@Kalindlara @Miss_Emme_Iris @Redist_Witch Yes Miss, of course Miss!! o_o" @Miss_Emme_Iris @Redist_Witch @Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans A very forgetful bunny slut <_< "@Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans Yes, Miss, thank you Miss! o.o" "@Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans (exactly 280 characters, btw)" "@Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans I've neglected my true purpose. My very existence is to service your every need and want. I'm nothing without you, Miss. The fact that you're not punishing me right now is a kindness I don't deserve but am endlessly grateful for. You're a goddess and I'm not worthy of your mercy." @thelindsayellis @ContraPoints I'm rather pissed that someone I hadn't heard that. I'm not sure how to remedy that for next time with other famous men. "@Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans *softly kisses your feet* I'm sorry, Miss, I've been a forgetful, naughty bunny..." @nic_olenomicon @Ulexar I mean there's easily two bottoms for every top in this community so this math checks out @Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans o.o;;; S-sorry...? @genderemix @Kalindlara @ADirtyTrans *whimpers* B-but I've been a good girl~ @Kalindlara @genderemix @ADirtyTrans *struggles playfully* @quatoria When you kill at at Tracer it feels so fucking good. "@genderemix @Kalindlara @ADirtyTrans Hi slutty dragon, I'm a slutbunni~ <3 :3" "@genderemix @ADirtyTrans Y'all are adorable, my gay heart can't take it." @ContraPoints You have a really healthy ability to self-reflect. That's something I really admire about you. Oh hey I was just reminded of the other greatest Vine ever made https://t.co/G8PkKWKTIl @cora_made_of Big mood D: @ShivvyUnchained Oh I plan to <3 @emuchaton How do you feel about having your ass eaten Asking for a friend @norintha @AnnaDorableGirl This description is so perfect @ShivvyUnchained HRT really is magic holy hell If you ever need help holding those up my weekends are open <3 @AnnaDorableGirl BIG MOOD @ShivvyUnchained omg can I succ @FoxyChewToy Sure :3 @Hunter_Nyan Still coming to terms with this :P "@PowerOfCinergy (Of course, you're super cute!)" @PowerOfCinergy (Oooh same <3) @genderemix Oh I'd totally be DTF with you you're super cute <3 @genderemix I'll take that as an implied admission~ <3 @ShivvyUnchained Oh we'd definitely fuck don't worry <3 @XylariaVG And yet they've been cockteasing me by avoiding that specific number of episode for weeks. "@KHLazarus They put all the easter eggs at the end of the video, in some (all?) cases complete with fake autoplays before them." @HexWitchCirce Awww you're adorable! I used to be a lot more socially awkward. Coming out as trans and actually meeting other trans girls (some of which ended up fucking me >_>) has really helped me come out of my shell <3 "(50, if memory serves, is the one where Homestar comes in and uses the computer and breaks it by not remembering the word ""deleted,"" instead trying ""baleeted,"" ""delteated"" and ""del taco"")" Not to say that there's a narrative arc but they've been circling around the 40's 50's and 60's for a MONTH now and all I want to do is watch #50 and they haven't uploaded it yet. "Good news: Homestar Runner's YouTube is uploading all the old Strong Bad Email episodes since Flash is going away Bad news: Here's a small sampling of the order in which they are uploading them: 34, 39, 60, 46, 56, 44, 52, 59" "Oh and if there are any followers who don't consider our relationship at the ""friend"" stage yet, you know what can speed that up: Saying you want to fuck me." @gdiClaire lol right? That's what I said. @direhellswan @Kalindlara Am I following your other account? You can DM me the name if not "@direhellswan @Kalindlara I mean, *I* never want a cute girl to leave my mentions, so can stay as long as you like 💕" [TW] Thread https://t.co/hDmOQ2gsQF @direhellswan @Kalindlara Am I that irresistible? <3 @direhellswan @Kalindlara I made this thread in part to keep the homo out of your mentions :P @Kalindlara Ye-e-e-ssss >_< @ShivvyUnchained Th-thank >___> @ShivvyUnchained Honestly same. But I'd also want it to be the right person. @ShivvyUnchained I mean maybe a little... <_< @Triclinia Mostly because lonely egg virgin Kat would have never dreamed this was possible >_> @ShivvyUnchained It's causing me to blush how is that empowering >////< @Kalindlara Probably for the best All my friends want to fuck me this is a very unexpected development. >_> @Kalindlara He deleted it so I think I'll be okay but seriously fuck him @Miss_Emme_Iris @ShivvyUnchained @norintha @direhellswan OMG @ShivvyUnchained @norintha @Miss_Emme_Iris @direhellswan OMG >/////< th-thank >___> @AnnaDorableGirl *offers hugs* "@AnnaDorableGirl Ugh, I've had those day. I'm sorry. :/" "@MattyFranklyn That's why the old adage about how you don't have to be rational to be an atheist is so, SO true." @ZJemptv I agree but I think hell will be proven real and then freeze over before that happens. "Creation ""science"" isn't science, and even its proponents must realize it functions very differently. But these assholes know what science is and still think they're appealing to it." It's frustrating because they're just as certain in their beliefs as they were arguing against Creationism. So they encounter someone like Zinnia Jones and they don't even bother to READ WHAT SHE WRITES before using SCIENCE of all things to claim they're right and she's wrong. "Internet atheists that became ""antis"" are so full of themselves because they trained fighting against Creationism which takes almost no research or knowledge whatsoever to dismantle The frustrating part is they then moved onto trans issues and assumed they were just as ludicrous" I just love that he was Raphael for a decade and then Donatello for half a decade. For me he'll always be Raphael. <3 https://t.co/83UU8Y7qmV "@MagsVisaggs Everyone has their personal boundary for what apologies count or even if an apology helps. Personally, I find it incredibly easy to just not support him so that's what I'm going to do. Others might want to give him another chance. The big thing is how he'll act going forward." @ZJemptv You are literally the most scientifically-minded person on YouTube/Twitter talking about trans issues and the fact that your detractors refuse to even read or watch what you say is really goddamn frustrating. "@norintha @Miss_Emme_Iris @direhellswan *red faced, whining* Jen I love you but aaaaaah" @direhellswan I'm not misunderstanding. Just pouting and whining. >___> @direhellswan *whimpers* D: OH GOD IT'S @deathpigeon OKAY? VIKKY IS HOT THERE I SAID IT. "SENPAI, NOTICE ME" @Miss_Emme_Iris That's another reason I am down to date enbies: I often forget which of my friends are(!!!) >___> "@XylariaAD RIGHT!? I mean, the way people express that can vary wildly but I've yet to meet an enby where I was like, ""Absolutely not.""" "For me, my sexuality includes a love of enbies. I call it being a lesbian, but I'm open to way more than that implies." @cora_made_of @Miss_Emme_Iris Yes. Source: I am one. :3 "@ChaKatKimber @norintha @Kalindlara Well just keep him at arm's length, then. Don't have to be his BEST friend. And it sounds like you'll be moving at some point so you'll escape eventually. :V" @ChaKatKimber Time to dump your friend it sounds like Oh and this is TOTALLY a subtweet. I wonder if they'll see this and piece it together~ "It made me a little uncomfortable, but only because I wasn't attracted to them. It's incredible how much my tastes have changed. Present-day me probably would have fooled around right back at them, honestly. 2/2" "I've been thinking recently about a time pre-HRT (pre-hatching, even) when I was at a friend's birthday party and everyone was drinking. An enby friend on mine was getting VERY flirty. 1/" @cora_made_of @Miss_Emme_Iris You can never spend too much time on Lewd Twitter. :P "@cora_made_of I mean, some of that shit we have to retake. We're lesbians too, dammit." @cora_made_of You mean the butch/femme chart? @Ploxerer Omg congrats!! <3 <3 <3 @vappywave My favorite Eeveelution is Vaporeon and honestly? Accurate. @emuchaton Honestly more girls should get an opportunity to be slammed into a wall by a cute girl. "When BAFs are large characters, popular or not, it makes sense. When they're female characters, often smaller than the majority of other figures (who are often male), you're really just nakedly abusing the system. ""Want this character you like so much? Buy the rest fucker.""" "I'm not exactly collecting them anymore, but fuck Marvel Legends for continuing to pull the ""popular new female character is the Build-a-Figure"" bullshit. First it was Mantis in the GotG 2 second wave, now it's Okoye in the Black Panther wave." "@norintha @CatJudgement I haven't seen it either, lol. But everyone knows that one quote. ""The only winning move is not to play.""" @FoxyChewToy I eagerly await that day! 💕 "@norintha @CatJudgement Good to know. Look, I just wanted to quote War Games while vilifying Republican voters. :P Your solution is better." @FoxyChewToy Awww thank you! @norintha @CatJudgement All I'm saying is appealing to political principles to justify voting for a pedophile is bullshit. "@norintha @CatJudgement I mean that's not the worst idea either. In our winner-take-all system I'd be throwing away my vote, but it's about as effective as not voting so if there's a third party candidate I really like I could do that." "@CatJudgement So I'm taking the argument they're using, that they're still sticking to their political principles, and saying that's still a shitty argument and I know it is because I can reverse the parties and still make a better choice." "@CatJudgement It isn't. I'm putting myself in their shoes by reversing the parties in a hypothetical scenario. It's easy to argue ""Just vote like me."" We hear that all the time from Republicans and we ignore them because they're wrong. Guess what? They think the same thing about us." "@CatJudgement I wouldn't. In this scenario that would likely mean I'd be voting Republican. Me not voting is still helping the R candidate in a small way, but walking away from that whole mess is the only way I could feel like I made the moral choice." You know what I'd do if my preferred candidate was outted as a pedophile? I wouldn't fucking vote. Like I know we have a two party system but the only winning move there is not to play. Well shit if the current TMNT series is ending I kind of don't have an excuse not to watch it. If the whole series is in front of me I can just binge the whole thing. Five years though! Half the length of the original series. Not bad. @LuigiThirty One day~ (So puffy) https://t.co/6RoNjCqP5Q How's your Friday morning going? Me? I'm just laying here admiring how puffy my right nip looks. "@Speed_Freak01 Appealing to the inflation fans, I see. Smart move, Nintendo." @cora_made_of @protozoetrope I mean I'd always skim for the fun parts anyway. Although that wad pre-HRT... I might be more interested in more substantive stuff now. @cora_made_of Yeah I try not to change much expect my display name for Halloween @HexWitchCirce *only change "@HexWitchCirce The only idea I had that I try to live by is poly change one thing at a time. So of your avatar changes there's a chance I'll go, ""Oh CoolFoxMom changed her avatar."" Then a while later I can use that new avatar to know who you are when you change your display name, etc" @HexWitchCirce Usernames are SLIGHTLY more permanent. But even with the old character limit they could be pushed out of the way on mobile. And in mentions they're never used which makes no sense to me. @HexWitchCirce Don't feel bad. That other username doesn't sound familiar either. My brain recognizes your avatar only. But people change those a lot. I do too sometimes. Sometimes I learn display names. But those are changed often too. There's really no solution. @NewSammyChan Needs more honestly @HexWitchCirce I'm such a visual person. I know your avatar. I recognize you. Never heard of the name HexWitchCircle. Hopefully typing it out helps. I follow back/become mutuals with far more people than my bad-with-names memory can keep up. :/ "@HexWitchCirce Me too but 50 characters still means anyone can push their username out of sight whether they're joking or not. Less joke-y names will help but it's still a problem for me. It means I'll forget who my friends are. Not all of them, but some. That's scary." @TransTwill @XylariaVG I have two Gobbos and honestly I'm considering to race change for more @TransTwill @XylariaVG GOBLIN Oh nice 50 character display names make it even harder for me to see and therefore learn actual usernames meaning I won't know who half of you are on this hellsite I'd like to formally apologize to any girl who ever interacted with me in a romantic way back when I thought I was a cishet. @deathpigeon Also it's ALL about penetration with them. Look I like things in my butt too but it's like they want to keep it as dull as possible. It's just not natural. "@deathpigeon I've done it. Can confirm, very boring." @cora_made_of I feel like someone MUST have done that at some point. It's fucking weird that basically all of those stories are non-con and that's what we all want. Like the human brain is wired pretty strangely. @cora_made_of See I'm going to be the boring protagonist no one wants to read about that knows the place is cursed and that's why she's there in the first place. @protozoetrope @cora_made_of Oh Fiction Mania. What trans girl hasn't spent hours at a time on that site. This is pretty ironic though because as of right now I'm poly and single. Hilarious. *softly soblaughs* @ShivvyUnchained Fuck that sucks. :/ I feel like I'd have a lot of trouble going mono at this point. Is this insomnia? Honestly though in retrospect I'm glad my fiance and I broke it off. The more I think about it the more I feel like I'm poly. @buttstown @MattyFranklyn Action Master Thundercracker is the G2iest Transformer to never G2 @RoryWalkerEsq @traaaaaaannnnns The girlfriend looks off to the side looking a bit sad while still hugging. Regret? Sadness? She made her trans girlfriend happy but for some reason she's not. Hits too close to home for to many of us. It's the reason my ex-fiance is an ex. @AmyDentata Fucking same. :/ @traaaaaaannnnns Why was the original last panel there it's so upsetting @XylariaVG I could never get the hang of it "@0xc0ffea Reminds me of how I bought Arkham City on release, got it home, then was hit by an uncontrollable urge to play Wow and I never came back to it" @elysianechoes Cyborvaries @Peachqueenallie That's probably a good plan 💕 @Peachqueenallie Awww I'm sorry your job isn't working out :/ @norintha Here's a link to the tweet of mine he retweeted with a screenshot of his retweet. Relatively minor in the grand scheme of things but I don't need that kind of attention. https://t.co/H4VwhmmFWT https://t.co/0Mj2LhWWt8 "I replied to his retweet immediately with, ""Dude I don't need this kind of attention what the actual fuck."" To his credit it appears The Amazing Atheist accepted my implicit request." @quatoria Real talk? That was really nice of him. I'm still going to stay in protected mode for a day or so just to be safe. Hey my fault for even tweeting at him right For posterity: https://t.co/IT4ebOGP2K Going into protected mode again for awhile because the fucking Amazing Atheist retweeted me. @amazingatheist Dude I do not need this kind of attention what the actual fuck @SquishVix Also also Artax talks @SquishVix Also the description of The Nothing is way scarier and impossible to film. The Nothing looks like where you're looking you are blind. It's literally nothing. @SquishVix I highly recommend the book by Michael Ende. The movie is only the first half of the book. It gets pretty dark once you follow Bastion into Fantastica (called Fantasia in the movie) @shaun_jen @amazingatheist Wait I haven't watched one of his videos in probably 9 years tell me these aren't real @LeftAtLondon Honestly that sounds like a fun night fuck yeah. @fktransmisogyny @cora_made_of Also I'm pretty sure they usually recommend you have a friend or family member take care of you initially. Harder to forget things with someone helping. "@fktransmisogyny Yep, it's definitely looking like SRS will be in my future. I guess I just meant if I were cis the right genitals would be free. And it's still scary no matter how much it costs." @bombsfall Pretty good I guess. You? @gwen_no_fear https://t.co/gvSuTgGu9K @HexWitchCirce Fuck yeah. 😎 @gwen_no_fear It kinda makes me throw up in my mouth a little that I was so easily able to find his first name because Google has one of those famous people entries at the top of the search result. @HexWitchCirce Hey real talk? I'd go straight for Chris Hemsworth. "@cora_made_of Surgery scares me because I know the lead-up will be terrifying and nerve-wracking. But yeah, recovery is even scarier to think about." "@gwen_no_fear FUCKING REALLY. THE AMAZING ATHEIST. NO EMOTIONS. Sit the fuck down, Thomas. Go back to 2006 where you belong." @cora_made_of Yep. I can't not. Pretty much sums it up. I have a friend who got SRS a few years ago and the results look great. Trying to keep that in mind. After recovery it all works out. Not to say the surgery's happening soon anyway. "I'm going to need expensive, invasive, bloody surgery on my crotch. That's fucking terrifying. I didn't ask for this. Who would?" I love when my cis friends ask me how long I'll need to take hormones. My entire life. 93-year-old me will be popping estrogen. Not all of us have bodies that magically make the hormones we need. You know what'd be real fucking neat? If I didn't need to take hormones for literally the rest of my life and get expensive surgeries just so my brain feels comfortable in my body. Just so I feel like a whole person. @gdiClaire @transwitchlexi p fucking gay source: am also gay I'm mildly salty that Sonic Forces doesn't let your OC be a bat. It means I can't make my actual Sonic OC from like 2002. That's why my username is RageTreb on so many sites. It was my Sonic OC. @RainBlackKat OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE SONG I JUST GOT THAT @Cosmos_Cookie I think she's a keeper. @ZJemptv Cutie <3 "@TransitionL83 You're someone worth caring about. You're an amazing, wonderful friend, Ellie. <3" "@FoxyChewToy @siobhanbjorknas @Kalindlara Yup that might honestly be the hardest part for me, sadly. But I have time to work something out with someone." "@FoxyChewToy @siobhanbjorknas @Kalindlara If I'm able to find someone amazing enough to do that for me in time for my surgery (which could easily two years from now or more), I would be more than okay with that." "@siobhanbjorknas @Kalindlara Not looking forward to it, scared as hell, and I still want it. So to me that just confirms I need it. You're an amazing friend/loved one for doing that for them, btw." @Kalindlara lol my mistake @Kalindlara Yes. They do. But there's bleeding afterwards. A lot of it. I believe a stint to drain the blood is involved. Bandaging might have to be changed where more dried blood is seen. It's a lot of physical trauma for your body to endure. @ShivvyUnchained YAS "Make sure to read that last word CAREFULLY. Chrome really wants to correct it to something I definitely did not mean. :P But seriously I've heard that surgery described as ""very bloody."" Which... *whimper* I still need it, though." "Reason #6,756 you might be trans: You want a vaginoplasty despite being severely hemophobic" "@norintha @NorWesternCrow @cutetoykelly @FoxyChewToy @Lea_Plath @AliceAvizandum @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie @ADirtyTrans (Something-something turn a ""cross the streams"" reference into a joke about peeing on Jen)" @TransitionL83 *snrrrk* "@Kalindlara In the Japanese version, I believe his name was like Waroshi or something like that implying this is Yoshi's Wa- counterpart." @Cosmos_Cookie Help I am too gay for this!! It's pure and cute and perfect and UGH thank you sharing <3 <3 <3 "@QueenStodge I get what you mean, but even the Sequel Trilogy has backed away from numbers once titles are announced. It's The Last Jedi, not Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, even though if you call it that people know what you mean." Hell yes! https://t.co/P3PLqZaI78 "@QueenStodge Crossing my fingers for an Old Republic movie. I want something VERY distinct in era and feel, but I'm glad it's not part of the Skywalker Saga, only because we need to keep things fresh." @TransitionL83 @norintha I should have trusted you. :P @QueenStodge OMG do you have a link!? Is it a core Skywalker-centric story or something else!? "@norintha @TransitionL83 I suppose it would be, given all three of us watched it together, lol. I was just recalling the conversations with Ellie where I was almost upset that Steven didn't fuck off, haha." Somehow I completely misread that Michael Ian Black tweet. I read the part where he condemned CK's actions and missed the part where he implied he still liked him. Sorry about that. Undo retweet. I really like Steve's arc in Stranger Things. It takes good writing and an even better actor to make the audience actually fall in love with the douchey boyfriend. He's in my top 3 favorite characters now that I think about it which I'm sure @TransitionL83 will find amusing :P "@FlawedVictori So much horny death, lol" "@FlawedVictori Same! I've been a ghost since last Saturday night, actually~~" "Another mental pair-down of my Transformers leaves only Megatron, Grimlock and Soundwave as my remaining Masterpiece figures and honestly that is a DAMN good lineup." @sharon1stperson @solsticeglow I don't know. It doesn't make sense. The implied justification is they want to protect confused cis people who aren't really trans? But it's a nonexistent problem bred entirely from their own fears and anxieties about gender. I'm tired of having to care about cis insecurity. @FlawedVictori OMG it really is! <3 <3 <3 "@BCTDenver This is definitely one of those things where the ""Your mileage may vary"" adage is super true." "@HexWitchCirce The reason it's so weird for me is I used to be VERY opposed to nicknames. For myself personally I felt like they were disrespectful. Yeah I picked usernames online but in meatspace, my given name was MY name, dammit. And yet here we are, lol." "I accidentally a word up there. I think I meant ""my chosen name feels more like me than my deadname ever did.""" "@odinsdream @MagsVisaggs Also, ew men, I'm a lesbian please go away." "@sharon1stperson @solsticeglow You're not wrong, but I'm on track to get a vaginoplasty and I do want one. I worry about my trans siblings who can't or don't want bottom surgery, though..." "Like, I've heard other trans people talk about the same feeling, but for whatever reason I never thought it'd happen to me? Now that it has it's weird but also pretty affirming." "Thinking about my deadname feels so weird. Nothing about it feels like me. And conversely, my chosen name feels more like my deadname ever did. It's really weird." "@CiaraTheBraid I'm not saying you have to reveal your deadname, but I feel compelled to reveal mine because that's true of mine too! Here's an old goofy Tumblr post I made back before I came out about it: https://t.co/fIYJOHw4vD" Ever had a man with your deadname mansplain to you because HOO BOY I KINDA MAD "@hayek Yes, Kevin, we know. https://t.co/fJ0CC2EPbc" @BCTDenver I don't mind at all! I've been on HRT for 21 weeks as of yesterday. I'm doing them in pill form. I'm on 200mg of spiro and 6mg of estrodiol. For the first 2 months it was 4mg of estrodiol. My doctor has also asked that I start taking my E sublingually as of a couple days ago. @_I_d_u_n_ Absolutely. "I think my libido has been slooooooooooowly recovering after being beaten to shit for the past five months. It's not back to where it was, but I do get horny almost daily now. But like, the good kind of estrogen-powered horny." @MagsVisaggs Why the fuck are men like this "@_I_d_u_n_ Yeah in that instance I'd probably let you make that joke. I joke about serious shit that's happened to me and I like to think it's a to heal. My main concern is other people who might be triggered. So it's case-by-case & like you said, it was already broached in that instance." "@norintha Carlin was also known for never respecting any boundaries in what's considered appropriate, just like CK. Was Carlin a creep? I didn't know him personally. Maybe he was a special exception. I do in general respect a lot of what he did." "@_I_d_u_n_ I've never encountered an actual example of that personally, only the hypothetical suggestion of it, not to say it's never happened. I agree that it's the only hypothetical instance where that MIGHT be okay, but I'm only cool with that if there's content/trigger warnings." "We can now look back and see that CK wasn't necessarily thinking about all men. He was thinking about himself and how he interacted with masculinity. So yeah, totally a creep, but a creep who had the decency to unintentionally warn us, which is novel at least." "What's interesting though is that CK prides himself on reaching into the deepest parts of his psyche and pulling out WHATEVER he finds, which ends up pushing the boundaries of what's appropriate." "So, for what it's worth (I'd now argue not very much), his rape joke was possibly the only example of one that actually punched up-- or at least, punched to the side. The reason jokes about that shit aren't funny is they invariably punch DOWN, which isn't cool." "A slightly younger me felt the article might've had a point. CK's ""rape joke"" was basically him saying he was shocked any woman would trust a man she doesn't know in any context. He argued if he was a woman, he'd be worried that all men might be rapists." "I actually saw that article linked earlier by a mutual saying it's aged horribly. I didn't yet know why they were saying that, now I'm seeing what people are talking about." [TW] Hey remember back like a couple years ago where there was that article saying the Louis CK was the only comedian in history to figure out how to make a rape joke funny? Turns out he's a creep too. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?????? https://t.co/S4OEeHILjP @Cosmos_Cookie Oh no the heart-melting is contagious! <3 <3 <3 I was just reminded of the best Vine in existence: https://t.co/4x11EtqIzQ "Seeing some of my friends get into relationships makes me so happy for them. <3 I'm trying not to be jealous. I do want to be honest with my feelings, though. I fear going back on bad, BAD habits when I was a lonely virgin egg." @MattyFranklyn Genji should be a less boring egg @MattyFranklyn I'm sorry I fell asleep halfway through reading your tweet. @ForeverFrskyFox @LillianDemona @VidTuesday @thetinkerfae @DesTitsAndAss This family tree is just a trunk... o_o @dirak_ Sounds like we came out around the same time! Thank you for sharing your story. @XylariaVG Nah The only Overwatch short I've yet to watch to this day is the Hanzo/Genji one because they're both such boring characters to me. "@Peachqueenallie Yeah I've watched all her commentary streams and I LOVE them. My personal favorite is her commentary on her video about nonbinary genders, specifically the part where her old self talk about ""his"" relationship to gender." "@direhellswan This is a tried and true method of seeking treatment that dates back to the 60's if not earlier. It's fucking criminal that we've EVER been forced to do this, but worse that we STILL have to." "@Miss_Emme_Iris Women fucking... men? I don't get it, sorry." omg dissolving estrodiol in your gums takes for ever blegh @FoxyChewToy @Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara @aliceincamera Yes we've encountered this problem several times on the discord. Contests between subs are... difficult. @norintha @Lea_Plath @AliceAvizandum @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie @NorWesternCrow @ADirtyTrans Jen please corrupt me more~ @FoxyChewToy @Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara @aliceincamera Yeah I considered briefly whether alpha or omega made more sense. I guess you and Alice can fight over it. :P "@AnnaDorableGirl I mean, probably not at the same time." "@Kalindlara Th-thank you, miss..." "@Kalindlara Y-yes miss, sorry miss!" "@IncomingTeapot It's cool. I didnt even realize O.O was an edit, which complicates things a bit." @Kalindlara I guess with the right sub I can fake it for a few tweets :P And Alice is definitely The Right Sub. @Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara @aliceincamera Alice is the Alpha Sub. I kind of can't not. @aliceincamera That's better. I'm far too easy on you. @dragonlayer_ Oh fuck I didn't even know that could happen! I mean I'm getting neutered ASAP which means June but if somehow I can't it's good to know that's a thing. @aliceincamera Sorry what? @aliceincamera That doesn't look like an apology to me. @aliceincamera I'm sorry I don't believe you give the orders around here. @dragonlayer_ Oh! Did you get like an orchi or something? I'm really looking forward to how I'll feel after mine when I can lower my spiro too. @aliceincamera Alice you're such a furry. :P @RoryWalkerEsq @HexLatex I'm pretty sure you mean Blazekin. Good choice! "@dragonlayer_ Like, the higher T feels good? o.o" "@direhellswan I mean, we age in reverse so what's time anyway." @direhellswan Oh my. Is that just HRT magic up top? I could use some of that. >_> @AmyDentata Ponies and pot go hand in hoof. Wonder if /r/idliketobeatree is still a thing... @direhellswan So weird how parents and doctors automatically just assume that because a girl has a penis she must be a boy. Happy birthday <3 @Kalindlara @Th3_Pink_Bunny Oh shit that's Zedrin! Should've recognized his art! "@Kalindlara @Th3_Pink_Bunny No, but now I'm glad I did!" @ShivvyUnchained @ADirtyTrans Aww thank you! <3 @ADirtyTrans oh hey it's my butt "@Th3_Pink_Bunny Jokes on you, breast expansion is my fetish!!" @Peachqueenallie @hijabikathy @ValTheSpiderQ My reputation continues to proceed me. >_> @Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie @norintha @AliceAvizandum @NorWesternCrow @Lea_Plath >/////< @norintha @AliceAvizandum @Miss_Emme_Iris @NorWesternCrow @Lea_Plath OMG Jen just upload the video to your NSFW account and tag me and get this over with. D:< You know you want to! @AliceAvizandum @norintha @Miss_Emme_Iris @NorWesternCrow @Lea_Plath H-hi... >_> @Miss_Emme_Iris @norintha @NorWesternCrow @AliceAvizandum @Lea_Plath *whines* Alice is still tagged D: @norintha @NorWesternCrow @Miss_Emme_Iris @AliceAvizandum @Lea_Plath >//////> @Papess_Sophia_C That's weird because Jim Cummings usually voices Pete and I don't recall him ever voicing Eggman... @NorWesternCrow @norintha @Miss_Emme_Iris @AliceAvizandum @Lea_Plath I JUST realized the slight irony of saying Alice TOPS the sub list... That's the scary part of transitioning at 30 and over. Won't be able to say I lived half my life properly until I'm 60... tfw you realize that had things been (a lot) different you could've have already lived half your life as the right gender... @norintha Okay. There's a small chance my friend found logs anyway. We might have a very rare and very embarrassing look at 15-year-old egg me very soon. "Is there any way to pull old (like, 15 years old) AIM logs assuming you still have a login?" @cora_made_of You can find her here: @thelindsayellis "@cora_made_of Just so you know she doesn't go by Nostalgic Matron but I promise you she'd find endless joy in someone thinking she does. It's a reference to how she used to be known as the Nostalagia Chick, basically the girl version of Nostalgia Critic. Her current stuff is really good too." "@siobhanbjorknas @traaaaaaannnnns @Nerfnow In vain, it seems." @siobhanbjorknas @traaaaaaannnnns @Nerfnow I figured. I'm talking to anyone who follows it. "@cora_made_of She's done six of them, but this one's the funniest if you want a ton of her getting frustrated at how much of an egg she once was (you should subscribe to her livestream channel if you haven't already!): https://t.co/SyfLWPFyja" "@cora_made_of I will say her streams where she watched old videos are VERY cathartic because of how eggy she was back then. It's funny to watch her go, ""Just transition! What are you doing?!""" Don't. Reupload. Art. Fuckers. "@traaaaaaannnnns Art by @nerfnow, and I didn't even know that until 30 seconds ago when I looked it up." "@cora_made_of Well, Contra not deleting her old videos and even doing doing streams where she watched her old stuff is basically consent. I just feel weird watching them." "@cora_made_of I... I though I was following you wtf. Fixed that, anyway." @queer_queenie That's fair since I don't know anything about Persona. :P "I feel like the movie Paprika is kinda trans culture. Like, it spoke to egg me despite the main character being AFAB and cis. She had like, a better version of herself that was separate but also a part of her. An avatar that allowed her to embody the best parts of her." "Like, I dunno, it's almost kinda scary seeing her before her transition? It shouldn't be, for me. It's weird." Oh there's a pre-transition ContraPoints video I haven't watched! ... Shame how I'll never be watching that. >_> @AmyDentata Oh for a second I thought you meant Cool Whip and now suddenly what you actually said doesn't sound so crazy. @ZJemptv Omg I love your rat's name. Mine is named Bubbles. :3 Wish Tit Loans was a real place because I have a mighty need. https://t.co/Q17BUuB4YG "@uselessneetgirl Yeah, probably." I'm watching this stream with Contra and Brittany Simon and they're both playing with their hair and it's causing me to play with my hair help I can't stop Me: One day my follower count will be larger than my following count! Also me: *follows back almost every queer person that follows me* I think I see a potential flaw in this plan. @KitsuneAlicia And this is all super dumb since that's not even her name :P "@KitsuneAlicia (And yes, she's an amazing person)" "@KitsuneAlicia Funny side note: Firefox thinks ""Rebeca"" is the spelling despite me thinking it should be ""Rebecca,"" and since writing that first thread I switched to Chrome, which thinks it's spelled the other way. I like the two C's so I switched, lol." "@XylariaVG @Kalindlara I believe she's mentioned wanting to make friends with more trans girls, but she's been in stealth mode for most of the last decade and a half, so I'm not sure how open she wants to be with it? We'll see!" "I am so, SO thankful for what she did. I can't ever really make it up to her, but I can try my best to pass along that kindness. Hatch every egg. Protect trans kids. 13/13" ...but now I get to add an incredibly special addendum to my story that I am so thankful for. I didn't just randomly meet some trans girl on a message board. I had a guardian angel trying to save me from dysphoria. 12/ "(Getting a little teary eyed, lol) It still took me 14 years, and given all the things you learn from 15 to 29, given how front and center trans rights issues are today, I can't say with certainty that she spend up my hatching... 11/" I mentioned in the previous thread that she was the first trans person I ever met. What I DIDN'T know was she was such a positive influence on me because she was trying to save me. 10/ "She avoided saying ""You're trans"" because she didn't feel that would be right (and I don't blame her for making that choice whatsoever), but she still explained to me, to subconscious trans me, that there was hope. 9/" She saw me say that and she knew. I was the most obvious egg to ever egg and she reached out to me soon after to explain what she was going through as a trans person. 8/ "But what's really interesting is what happened on April 2nd. After I revealed it was all just a prank, I mentioned that, though I was a boy, I wished I was a girl. What happened next, as told from Rebecca's perspective, changed my life forever. 7/" "But only for a moment, since, well... I am one. Even if you wanted to argue that I wasn't one THEN (please don't), it's STILL nothing to be ashamed of since it's completely natural for me to do something like as a young trans person. 6/" "It was April Fools Day (2003 maybe?), when users were encouraged to play pranks, and I made a thread revealing that I was really a girl. Once she reminded me of that I instantly remembered and was pretty fucking embarrassed for a moment. 5/" I asked her if she remembered why exactly she wasn't surprised I was trans (since my memory is such shit) and she recalled one specific instance: 4/ "Anyway, I got a chance to tell her just how important she was in my coming out. Sure, it took 14 years after the fact for me to do so, but she helped in her own way by being a positive role model who taught 15-year-old me what being a trans person meant. 3/" I added Rebecca to Facebook MONTHS ago back when we reconnected and she told me she wasn't surprised I was trans. Took her until last week to accept my friend request because she had forgotten my real name. 2/ "UPDATE! I recently got back in touch with ""Rebecca"" and hoo boy do I have a doozy of an egg story for you all. Strap in, folks! 1/ https://t.co/3wIHKuOxCZ" @elysianechoes https://t.co/2ftRAkRwse @Papess_Sophia_C OH THAT REMINDS ME OF AN ADDENDUM TO A STORY I TOLD ABOUT MYSELF RECENTLY Stay tuned! "@XylariaAD Depending on your living situation it's not always that easy, that's true." "Call yourself whatever you want, but if you want to be a girl, you BE that girl! It's a totally achievable dream that I highly recommend." "Even if Arin doesn't think he's trans, he can just... be a girl, if he wants. California is an informed consent state I'm pretty sure. I've heard him say he's not trans, but I haven't heard him say he doesn't want to transition. Almost the opposite, in fact. https://t.co/OwwPfabxjz" "@Comrade_Yui @Naan_Binary_ I think it's best to respect preferred pronouns, even for eggs." "@Naan_Binary_ It's hard to say without knowing him personally, and it's a little rude to assume, but... yeah I tend to agree. It's moot though because part of egghood is denying it if someone confronts you with it." He's not the eggiest egg I've ever seen. It's entirely possible he's not an egg. But I see a lot of my past eggself in him. "Add another tally mark to the ""Arin Hanson makes reference to the fact that he wishes he were a girl"" board. Part 2 of the Sonic Forces playthrough." @MattyFranklyn SAME I want Sonic Forces. MAINLY because of the Sonic OC creator. ... ( https://t.co/f5LO26F9ZY >_>) @MattyFranklyn RIGHT!? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? "(Tonight that game was Sonic Generations, btw)" @Kalindlara I can understand that. :/ Steam: The only place here you get learn you owned That One Game this whole time but forgot. You know despite Dr. Eggman having like 27 different voice actors over the years they've been able to keep his voice sounding surprisingly consistent. I need to learn how to smile with my teeth. I want a smile like Contra's. Like goddamn have you seen that girl smile? Panty-dropper. @LairaLyon @transscribe Never underestimate the human superpower of combining completely contradictory things. @transscribe @LairaLyon https://t.co/wwTMkTj2Nk @ContraPoints @transscribe This is a weird instance where I can't tell if we can trot out the #DostThouBleed meme. @transscribe This is why I like TERFBlocker so much. Her reputation proceeds her and I can avoid having to learn about it myself. @BlazerBluejeans It's okay! I still really appreciate the thought! You're a good friend. <3 "@FoxyChewToy @Kalindlara @norintha @ShivvyUnchained I get what you mean, but some things are just hard, HARD limits for people. Like, in the realm of kink stuff, I never want to see blood. Ever. Don't even want to try it. I know that about myself. But everyone's different and you have to make those calls for yourself." "@Kalindlara @FoxyChewToy @norintha @ShivvyUnchained That's totally fine! Coercion and sex do NOT go together, ever, so only do what you're cool with. <3" "@BlazerBluejeans I am feeling much better than I was last night if you'd rather stay inside and stay warm. I appreciate the thought, and certainly wouldn't refuse, though! <3" @ShivvyUnchained @norintha @FoxyChewToy Seriously it's one of those things where I'm embarrassed I didn't think of it but when Jen suggested that SHE'D help me wash up it alleviated 99% of my nerves. It's such a smart idea!!! @Fizzgigg69 https://t.co/ZonyBHqa0E "@Kalindlara @FoxyChewToy @norintha @ShivvyUnchained As long as you're at least not completely opposed to the idea (kinda like I was-- I was on the fence), I think with the right partner you could be shown how awesome it is. <3 But if it's a hard limit, I totally get it and ignore everything I said otherwise lol." @ADirtyTrans Honestly I'm happy for it in this sense. I've gotten so many new followers today I'm slightly more aware of how this might not be something they want on their TL. @BlazerBluejeans @ADirtyTrans If we ever have a chance to meet I can help with that if you're into it <3 @BlazerBluejeans @ADirtyTrans Yes we know each other in the biblical sense. :P @emuchaton True facts. "@ShivvyUnchained @FoxyChewToy @norintha I get it, but trust me it's worth it and it's not as hard as you might think to keep it from being gross." @FoxyChewToy @ShivvyUnchained @norintha Without the poo is a VERY IMPORTANT part. "@FoxyChewToy @norintha @ShivvyUnchained ""Magical"" ""Five stars"" ""I was moaning like a slut all night!""" "Oh, interesting. On my end at least Twitter is censoring the tweet. It's still there if you want to see it! Just click the link. <3" "@ShivvyUnchained @norintha I've yet to perfect my teleporting skills, but otherwise I'd love to. <3" "~NSFW~ ~ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO REFUSE TO KEEP SCROLLING~ One or two of these butts MIGHT be mine and could very well be related to the orgy night I've been raving about for days now. <3 https://t.co/ueLmaLsiTE" "ATTENTION NEW AND OLD FOLLOWERS: You're all aware that this account is SOMETIMES NSFW, correct? Debating retweeting some straight-up porn and I care about y'all." @Miss_Emme_Iris @FoxyChewToy @ADirtyTrans Oh wait yeah I guess you do know lol @Cosmos_Cookie I might have to try that. :P @FoxyChewToy @ADirtyTrans You can DM me and I might tell you. :3c @norintha @FoxyChewToy @ADirtyTrans Maaaaaybe :P "@ADirtyTrans (Yeah I realized that after I posted but it's still kinda true if you think about it? Like, I only have one butt, it was just photographed twice :P)" @FoxyChewToy @ADirtyTrans That would be telling and I'm having way too much fun teasing. :P @ADirtyTrans Oooh deja vu~ (ONE of these butts MIGHT be mine >:3) @deathpigeon Is this why so few trans people are verified because that makes sense despite being bullshit. @Cosmos_Cookie I think the bag of dongs MIGHT have given it away. Maybe. "I have this weird stupid habit where after I burp I say rather loudly ""OH GOD"" and I don't know why USUALLY only do it when I'm alone, thankfully" @alvietron I will absolutely help with that that looks amazing. @FoxyChewToy I mean I can't argue with that. "@Cosmos_Cookie As an artist, I can say this happens with drawings too. It's maddening." Unexpected follow from the still ongoing mentions destruction by Queer Twitter: A follow from @srhbutts who a whopping 149(!!!) people I know already follow. That deserves a welcome and a followback. <3 "@NorWesternCrow @norintha @Miss_Emme_Iris @AliceAvizandum @Lea_Plath *takes notes* I've only known a few subs as good at switching other subs and Alice definitely tops that list from what I've seen. And, um... felt. >_>" "Fun little story about this, btw. I never realized how important the ""Tits down"" part is. Arch your back, in other words. That pose has affects on the positioning of your rear. I always though it just meant, like, down lower in relation to the butt. https://t.co/iGKpNGuF9w" @norintha @AliceAvizandum @Miss_Emme_Iris @Lea_Plath Awwww thank you! My face is bright red aaaah @CaptainMieu @ExistentialEnso @AliceAvizandum Trans feels are never a buzzkill. Love to see a new face to follow. <3 @AliceAvizandum @ExistentialEnso Alice face it people admire you and shit. @Lookin4Serenity @queer_queenie @Naan_Binary_ @AliceAvizandum @alvietron @RoryWalkerEsq I will admit when I first saw your display name I thought of Alice. "@ExistentialEnso @AliceAvizandum Alice, follow Thorne, she's awesome." @queer_queenie @Naan_Binary_ @AliceAvizandum @alvietron @RoryWalkerEsq But... Alice IS the deer. "@archfyr @queer_queenie @lazysquire @Naan_Binary_ @alvietron @RoryWalkerEsq @AliceAvizandum I'm surprised I'm not already following you, honestly." "@FairlyLip @queer_queenie @AliceAvizandum @alvietron @Naan_Binary_ @RoryWalkerEsq Okay, I'm following you for the display name alone." "@AliceAvizandum @alvietron @Naan_Binary_ @queer_queenie @RoryWalkerEsq 7k followers and just have this air about you that demands respect, honestly." btw @AliceAvizandum this was about you :P https://t.co/iFGQj70Yq1 RIP my mentions. I appear to have summoned Queer Twitter. https://t.co/kNplrFFZUV @alvietron @Naan_Binary_ @queer_queenie @RoryWalkerEsq @AliceAvizandum PS both of you should follow me. <3 "@JordanPDunsmore @lazysquire @alvietron @Naan_Binary_ @RoryWalkerEsq @AliceAvizandum Oh, speaking of which!" @Naan_Binary_ @alvietron @RoryWalkerEsq @AliceAvizandum I heard legend of you from queer Twitter until eventually I felt I was being left out for not following you. @XylariaAD @norintha It was even hotter having it done to me. :3 @Naan_Binary_ @RoryWalkerEsq @AliceAvizandum I *DO* slightly regret that I wasn't more... assertive when I asked. I was in a weird place. Didn't think to make it memorable. "@waitworry @RoryWalkerEsq @Naan_Binary_ @AliceAvizandum Holy shit 66 people I know follow you, that's good enough for me! *follows* Hello!" "@AliceAvizandum @RoryWalkerEsq @Naan_Binary_ Up, up, down, down left, right, left, right, nipple clamp, hair pull" "@RoryWalkerEsq Just have to clip through the wall in the tutorial level to bring up the debug menu. :P (untagging Alice because now I feel guilty, lol)" "@norintha It seems I needed a bit more than 280 to fully realize this, but as I promised, here's the sexiest, wordiest retelling I could muster with my new 280 character limit, Jen. <3 <3 <3" "Three times. That's all it took to break this slut out of her shell. Now I don't think I'd need to be intoxicated. Now I would gladly volunteer to return the favor. We did many things that night, but @norintha's anilingus is what awakened my inner slut. Hope & corruption. <3" "My nerves were calmed by the pot, I was ordered to ""Tits down, ass up,"" held my breath & waited. Then came her glorious tongue. Waves of pleasure coursed through me as I unintentionally redefined just how girly I could moan. Time was... hard to track, but I loved every minute." @AliceAvizandum @Miss_Emme_Iris @Lea_Plath @norintha That makes one of us. :P Now I'm too on the spot and nervous. If I think of a way to domme you I'll make sure to let you know. <3 @Miss_Emme_Iris @AliceAvizandum @Lea_Plath @norintha *whines* Alice is subby enough that even I want to domme but I'm so awful at it. "3 is a threesome, 5 is an orgy, but is 4 an orgy or a foursome?" @solsticeglow Hey thanks!! "@siobhanbjorknas Yeah, like I said, in relation to Gr**n herself, Contra seems to be fighting the good fight. It was just frustrating to even see 2 degrees of separation. I do realize it's impossible to cut anyone out who was that far removed from problematic people, but ugh." @living_spirits Well if the price is even comparable to that this might have to be put on hold for a couple months. Ugh. I think a sensible law would be to exempt trans people from having to pay too much for name changes. "Was watching a livestream Contra did with another YouTuber and I was like, ""I should follow her!"" Until I saw she retweeted a L*ci Gr**n tweet. Like, I'm not gonna implicate Contra in this because that's 2 degrees of separation but come the fuck on." "Okay, I need a name change and gender marker change. I live in Colorado. Anyone have any tips on where to start? I think the main concern right now is knowing how much money I should save up for it." "@Maiamancer OH FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT Yeah she mentioned that NONE of the gold is originally from Asgard. Okay, I get that." "@norintha @Lea_Plath @AliceAvizandum Hey Alice, Jen wants you to follow her NSFW account. :P" "I think the idea is the metaphor is applied to Sakaar, but EVERYONE was non-native to that planet/realm, or at least that was the implication I got. Goldblum's character was subjugating basically everyone else & he was overthrown in the post-credits scene, so I guess that works?" "I'm not saying there wasn't an anti-colonialism message in Thor Ragnarok, but I definitely missed it. I feel like if you're talking about colonialism you need an indigenous people to subjugate? Neither Asgard (if Asgardians are meant to be colonialists) nor Sakaar has that." "@PowerOfCinergy Yeah I'd occasionally get bad vibes from some of his tweets, but a lot of this I hadn't seen before. it's frightening to say the least." "@CHiLLtheBEAST @wehpudicabok Fake or not, I am in love with this card." "And I only @'d Dorian there because my first inkling that Bob might be trouble was a recent argument he had with them where he bristled at being called privileged. When a cishet white man doesn't like being called privileged, he ain't no ally. Period." "I saw only glimpses of this back when this went down. I naively thought people on the RIGHT were calling Bob a eugenicist, FFS. It's shit like this that makes us all side-eye cishet ""allies."" To quote @RealDorianDawes in this article, ""Save us from the angry white men.""" "I'm about 6 months too late for this, but if you're a fan of MovieBob Chipman, give this a read then get back to me. https://t.co/nI4T98znbi" @Maiamancer Hilarious but also kinda logical? lol "@geenacanblowme @JesskaNightmare I'm already a fan, holy shit. I'll look up their music later." What I really want to know is why Sylvanas looked purple in the Battle for Azeroth trailer. I thought she was blue? "@KentabooRex @FauxPup That's cute and lewd, I like it!" "Subtweeting can only work up to a point before they notice, you know? :P" "tfw you want to vent about drama (mild drama, but drama) with friends and they follow you on twitter dot com" @geenacanblowme @JesskaNightmare Thank you! I thought that was an E instead of a G... >_> @NeitherNora I wouldn't call Barb controlling. Pickled okra > pickles Don't @ me "@FauxPup @KentabooRex I can't really fap anymore, I need a new word for it." @KentabooRex MY QUEER CIRCLE OF TWITTER MUTUALS GROWS. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM. LET US COMBINE OUR FORCED AND DEFEAT THE CISHETS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! "@KentabooRex @FauxPup I download far less videos these days now that all my old torrent sites have dried up. The internet moved on to streaming and so did I, eventually." "@FauxPup @KentabooRex Well, I REALLY need more than two folders with nearly 100,000 files. Btw that's JUST my porn IMAGES, not my videos. I have a 1 terabyte solid state external harddrive for those... >_>" @HexWitchCirce Saaaaaaame! @KentabooRex @FauxPup I have mine categorized into folders as well. It's gotten to the point where I now need sub-categories within categories just to keep the numbers down. "@HexWitchCirce It might not change, fair warning. For some trans women it increases! Also it can change from say, month 2 to month 8. My endo was saying that for women, E is what affects their libido. He would know, but I always thought it was T for all genders. Either way, keep that in mind." "@FauxPup METAPHORICAL SISTERS, NOT RELATED WHATSOEVER. >_>;;;" @quatoria We should all start growing in our winter coats. <3 @FauxPup omg people seriously think I'm crazy for saving my porn. Are we like... sisters?!? "It can be really hard to swallow your pride when you're called out for being problematic. But once that sting cools off, you feel like a stronger, more awesome person. Basically you get some free pride points to soak in just for not being an asshole, so it evens out." "@FauxPup In more ways that one. Not just tabs in my browser, but, uh.... (disregard the creation date, that's due more to a reformat than anything) https://t.co/NyKjMCfhoa" And my squirrel-like hoarding of porn is way more of a waste now because of it. >_> @BlazerBluejeans I actually went back to the freezer and double-checked I didn't get the corn ones. They kiiiiiinda suck now lol. @AnaMardoll *hugs are always allowed <3 <3 <3* @BlazerBluejeans That's the kind I had! With the flour tortillas! I think they changed the flour tortilla recipe since I last had them though which is disappointing. "It's not that I never get horny, it's just less often and kinda less intense? It's very different." My libido being reconfigured by HRT apparently means having porn in like 9 different tabs that I haven't watched yet. "@BlazerBluejeans The cheap frozen kind, lol" "I guess if you want to hit about 140, wait until the blue line hits 6 o'clock, but clarity is surely more efficient?" I will say that even before I was alerted to my ableism on the matter & shifted my opinion I felt the lack of a character count while typing is silly. "Okay, those taquitos were definitely breakfast, no two ways about it." @FauxPup Sure we'll go with that. :P "Well today sure turned around. Lost a follower I admire, then gained her back along with someone I have wished would follow me for months." @AliceAvizandum Holy shit it worked hi there! <3 <3 <3 "@AnaMardoll That's totally understandable and very responsible. For me personally, if it helps to know, a DM would work. With silence I get into my own head and then the obsessive part of my OCD takes over. >_>" "@AnaMardoll I always do my best to listen, though sometimes I can be a stubborn bitch. :P" "@AnaMardoll I can't unsay what I said, but I'm going to delete all it anyway because I feel awful. I don't expect forgiveness, but I wanted to apologize all the same." "Oh my god I'm so sorry. I was quickly called out for that tweet, and instantly regretted it, even before I realized you had unfollowed me. https://t.co/3wTDZwsvzf" "@Lea_Plath @AliceAvizandum That sounds about right. She gives me friend @norintha a run for her money in the painslut category. :P I'm just SO subby, though, please understand." "It's funny that I put so much value on ""famous"" queer ppl following me on Twitter & on the day I'm feeling so depressed one unfollows me. You know what? Fuck it. @AliceAvizandum, you should follow me, I'm a super cool tran and a huge fan of yours." "@Djw175 Well now I won't be able to stop myself from trying to see what I tweeted recently that was the last straw, lol. I know this is unhealthy and creepy, but I can't help it." @quatoria I appreciate the suggestion. "@quatoria Nope, just searched for it on my profile. I try to keep just HOW far left I lean for that very reason. I also know she didn't mute me as she liked a comment I made on a tweet of hers minutes ago." "Yeah, she's not in my followers list. It's especially weird because I was assuming we were mutuals to the point where I DM'd her recently, so it's ironic that soon afterwards we are no longer mutuals. Oh well." @odinsdream I suppose so. "Wait, I could be wrong? It doesn't say she follows me on her Twitter page, but in the search bar it says we follow each other? Ugh, this is even more embarrassing if she sees this >___>" "Fuck, it's one of those things where it was would awkward and rude to ask to be followed again, and even if I did and she did, that wouldn't feel right, her following me only because I asked after she unfollowed." "One of them was Ana Mardoll. I have some guesses as to what scared her off, but that stings. I shouldn't take it personally. This is what I get for being horny on main, I suppose. https://t.co/s11lQJwRM9" "@AnaMardoll I've never really understood the Right's conflating suggestions with force. ""Here's some terminology."" ""Oh so you want to FORCE us to say what you want???""" "I absolutely know that this doesn't matter, but losing 11 followers over the course of three days when usually the numbers are in an upward trend is a little disheartening." @RealShadowRose Good idea. <3 @Djw175 Also a fair point. I guess it's a difference in personal preference. "@Djw175 I suppose that's fair. We already had the cat peeking behind a brick wall meme, but it is true that that kind of stuff has increased lately. I'm just personally more annoyed by the bitching about 280 than the 280 (in case that wasn't obvious, lol)" "@base2wave @AshleyFinally That makes sense, as the worry with my E lowering is that my liver is metabolizing it too quickly. Thanks!" "@AshleyFinally @base2wave Okay. Thank god I got clarification, lol. Soak up into the gums, gotcha." "@RealShadowRose Yeah I guess for your dad an email is best, lol. Like I said though do what YOU feel is best. There is no one right way for everyone." "@viridescunt Thank you. As I've mentioned, I have nor had any reason to doubt this." "@base2wave @AshleyFinally Wait, you saying mucus membrane makes me second-guess this: After they dissolve under my tongue (or wherever in my mouth), I'm to swallow the resulting mush, right? Or is the idea that my mouth/tongue is absorbing it without swallowing???" "@RealShadowRose I told my sister, brother & mom over the phone (3 separate calls). I considered writing emails thinking that would be easier on me, but my ex-fiance rightly pointed out that emails would just mean I get a phone call from each of them shortly after. Do what you feel is best, tho." "@Miss_Emme_Iris @baelfael You're fine. I got what I wanted, which was my doctor saying it was a good idea, so now I'm doing it." "@KHLazarus Injecting estrogen will be the last, last, LAST result." "@KHLazarus I have a severe enough case of needlephobia that if this doesn't work, then we're trying patches, and if that doesn't work... well, then my doctor wants to try injection if I'm okay with it, but what I'm going to do is ask to wait until after my orchi to see if that helps first." "@baelfael In six to eight weeks I'm to get my blood drawn to test my levels, so around then, yes." "Seeing the downvote ratio on this video is exhausting because you know not a single one of those assholes really listened to what was being said, if they heard it at all before smashing that dislike button. They don't want to confront the reality that there aren't easy answers." "I don't know if everyone went through this phase, but I certainly remember my freeze peach days of my late teens/early 20's where I might've tried arguing with this video that all of those examples are hate speech OR that, hate speech or no, they should all be free to speak." "This is a good video, but I especially like the part that begins at 4:52. This is basic stuff to us on the Left, but it's a great illustration of why neutral, one-size-fits-all policies paradoxically restrict free speech. https://t.co/GYLNTlu8zV" "@AshleyFinally @base2wave I might try that. I don't think beneath the tongue has as many nerves and certainly no taste buds, so when the pills suddenly became pasty sludge seeping into the rest of my mouth I involuntarily gagged. X_x" "@baelfael That's good, since my E is almost half of where it should be, and for some reason went DOWN after initially rising at first, which was worrying." "@baelfael Yeah, I keep hearing that and I have no reason to doubt it. I've just gotten tired of people acting like I didn't know what I was doing, which does not describe what you were doing, I was just being bitchy." "@baelfael I was taking them like any other pill. I actually suggested sublingually at my last endo appointment, and my doctor agreed it was a good idea, so much so that my prescription now specifies I should do that, in other words I was NOT doing it ""wrong"" before, as per my doctor." "My estrogen levels are lower than they should be, so doctor's orders: I'm to start taking my E sublingually. I am not a fan of how this feels. X_x" My window sill might be Emma's favorite spot https://t.co/gSk1VqWJAU "Just have a couple small things to do around the house, need to list some stuff on eBay, then beyond that my schedule is open for all the wallowing in depression I want. 😢" "I feel like there's this massive shadow of dread/depression just on the edge of my mind, hanging over me and waiting for the moment to strike..." "@ChaKatKimber *gender ESSENTIALISM bullshit, rather" "@RealShadowRose This should be your choice. That said, if my opinion counts for anything, this will not get easier with time. Doing it now will not be markedly harder than doing it later." @ChaKatKimber HEY LACI: THIS TWEET YOU MADE WILL EMBOLDEN TERFS. I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU MAKING THE WORLD MORE DANGEROUS FOR ME AND MY SIBLINGS. "@ChaKatKimber This tweet in particular has me seething. It's deliberately missing the point to twist it into something Contra didn't mean, all while wrapped in blatant gender existentialism bullshit. I don't know if it's ignorance or malice at work here, but either way she can fuck off." @cambrian_era Contra made some really well-thought-out points while arguing with that brick wall there. @OrangeMangudai I'm sorry but it's illegal to be this cute "@lonelytiefling And they also said more ally races (fancy name for race reskins) are coming. Vrykul are taller than normal humans so there's no guarantee, but there's still a chance. The real tragedy is no playable Nagas." "@Comrade_Yui No, you made such a good point I wanted to ragequit. Don't back down, you did good. Just because I'm frustrated at holes being poked in my weak argument doesn't mean you were too aggressive." "@Comrade_Yui I think you've made a very good point, so much so that I'm rather annoyed that I made the original tweet and would rather just drop the whole stupid thing." @Comrade_Yui I just remember reading years ago that there's psycology behind the phenomenon of people seemingly always ready to complain about every new change added to popular websites. Maybe it was bullshit. Sure seems like there's something to that. "@DeathByCapital (This tweet came out far more aggressive than I intended, sorry)" @DeathByCapital And yet you got used to every single YT change. And don't try to tell me there wasn't ever a single change made that you hated initially before eventually either learning to like or at least tolerating to the point that you don't even think about it anymore. @Comrade_Yui Is there a problem "@RefloodTheFens EXACTLY. There were definitely times when a tweet I wanted to write was maybe 150 and some clever rewriting paired it down, but in my experience far more often it was more like a 160+ tweet that had to be mangled into leetspeak if there was any hope of posting it at all." """Ugh why is Twitter allowing people to make tweet threads"" Another hypothetical complaint I find about as compelling as complaining about 280." Had a dream I was shopping for clothes and was actually finding stuff in my size(!!!) @dragonlayer_ Omg he's a keeper "Right now I really feel like I won't want to get out of bed tomorrow. That could change, but if I still feel that way maybe a rest day would do me good? I dunno." @TiredMoa @Kalindlara Murrs not sad. Murrs are murrs. @TiredMoa @Kalindlara *murrs* @XylariaAD @Kalindlara Very yes to the both of you. <3 @TiredMoa @Kalindlara Very okay <3 *hugs* @ArmlessKittyfox *snuggles* "@ArmlessKittyfox Would if I could. I'm no longer in Seattle, but thank you. <3" "@HexWitchCirce I appreciate that and would absolutely take you up on that offer, thank you. <3" "Actually, jokes aside, I'd really like to held tonight. More than a little lonely. Nothing any of you can do to help, but I needed to express that." @Peachqueenallie OMG yes <3 "@Peachqueenallie You're a close friend, so of course. :3" "Well, snuggling with some oral sex, I'd imagine." Would very much enjoy snuggling with a cute girl tonight. Any takers? @ExistentialEnso Fucking hilarious that a TERF is accusing others of gaslighting. @direhellswan Gotta love the suggestive dangle. "@BlazerBluejeans @AmyDentata @KatGibes That's understandable, I just like to let people know. <3" "@BlazerBluejeans @AmyDentata That's a cute one! Also, side note to both you and Amy: My commissions are open and I love to draw people's fursonas. I've been posting my art at @KatGibes" "@quatoria @AmyDentata So many tasty morsels for you, Quatoria. :P" "@AmyDentata I've been one since about 2002 or so, just never settled on a fursona until like a few weeks ago." @AmyDentata Oh! And as a fellow bunny I place that as a close second for selfish reasons. <3 "@AmyDentata Love how eventually every trans girl gets a fursona. :P These are all 10/10 top-quality fursonas, but I see you more as a dragoness. <3" @norintha @Triclinia It's true. And I'm excited to continue the cycle. 💕 @Th3_Pink_Bunny That was my second 280 tweet. This was my first one: https://t.co/mYBuyGPa4S @Ploxerer @lazysquire @ThisACoolPerson I expected about the same @norintha @Triclinia Hope and corruption 💕 "I have no doubt that Forces sucks, but that score is based on 3 reviews. https://t.co/AJeqcS7TUM" @norintha @Triclinia And I got help coming out of my shell with three amazing women. As well as help cumming. :P @KentabooRex OMG SAME!! <3 <3 <3 Well now that she's reweeted it I HAVE to. Fuuuuuck. @HexLatex Hot. @FauxPup @XylariaVG That's completely fair. BUT imagine if there was pizza not much better for three times the price? That's what I was getting at. @Nascentransgirl Ooooh~ :3c @XylariaVG @FauxPup @ExistentialEnso Yeah for the price it's... filling. @FauxPup @ExistentialEnso Um... sorry? >_> "@ChaKatKimber Pretty much. And of course it's possible we'll grow to fit this new limit and start moaning about 283 character tweets, but I really do think that if you keep in mind the basic feel of your average tweet that won't be an issue." @ExistentialEnso Papa John's pizza is like if Little Caesar's was run by a fascist and delivered their cardboard pizza at three times the price. "@ChaKatKimber I totally understand this argument, I can be somewhat verbose too, but the number of times I've tried to type out what should be a short, concise thought only to have to start removing apostrophes and start speaking in leet are numerous and annoying." "My only regret is not ending the tweet with ""gi"" because I think there was room for a couple more characters but for whatever reason I sacrificed a subtle joke for the sake of completion." Read this thread. https://t.co/vMgOmJUrZU "I want to write a detailed, beautiful recounting of my ass being eaten by a gorgeous trans woman taking full advantage of my new 280 character limit. I'll get back to you all as soon as I have something." "Y'all thought I'd forget to re-make this one once I got 280, didn't you? https://t.co/o8mRq1mzbi" "Me: Transitioning is just a constant battle with that part of my brain dedicated to telling me I'm not legitimate. God, apparently: Okay but what if there was an ENTIRE GROUP of women ALSO dedicated to telling you you're not legitimate?" Girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick girlcock girldick lol I think someone unfollowed me over this https://t.co/axoCRei76k @emuchaton Next you'll be saying you're planning on taking pictures of your butt! Twitter not yet giving me 280 is transphobic. @direhellswan My shirts are starting to do that too and it's the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeest @ForeverFrskyFox I would like to help in your research. For as many times as necessary. For science. @emuchaton OMG congrats! <3 "@XylariaVG It IS how gay works, though. :3" @Maiamancer 1. Mention in your bio you'll follow back queer ppl 2. Engage with every mutual! 3. Be there for them when they're down 4. ??? 5. Ass eating @XylariaVG Yes but now 200% gayer~ @ForeverFrskyFox I also love the other way you could read that tweet-- like can anyone say it anything with a straight face WHILE someone is eating their ass "@ForeverFrskyFox I mean, IN THEORY a cishet couple could engage in such an activity, but it DOES feel pretty damn inherently queer." I'm gonna need something gay and/or lewd for my first 280 tweet. "@ForeverFrskyFox omg I'm never going to live down that unintentional joke, am I? :P" @direhellswan Oh fuck my mistake this face is gay as the day is long. "Trans Twitter might be riddled with drama, but it's also magical in some ways. :P" ...is a sentence that is 100% true and something I never thought I'd say with a straight face. "Had I not for some reason decided to start using Twitter regularly back in like, June, I would have never had my ass eaten by a close friend" @Drommels_YT Same. "Trouble is I'm not sure I can afford a Switch before, like... January at the earliest? Maybe not even then?" "Not to say Mario games are known for deep stories, but I really want to avoid spoilers for Odyssey before I can buy it." Why is everyone saying we all have 280? "@Flowabelle It's already happening, I feel like. Maybe not fast enough, though." @emuchaton @Cosmos_Cookie @lonelytiefling I pretty much headcanon that your house is a bottomless house 24/7 @Flowabelle I agree. It's fascism vs socialism and on some days I don't have much hope for socialism. WHAT DID YOU DO AT BAND CAMP? WHY IS EVERY ADULT TALKING ABOUT THIS BORING-SOUNDING MOVIE? "TV commercials for American Pie were endless;y frustrating for me, a prepubescent, sheltered child. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIE!?!?" @RachelOdessaS Somewhat relevant: https://t.co/IuYZEs4MhK @Peachqueenallie Oh my I like that piercing~ Thoughts of playing with it with my tongue are filling my mind. :3 @Sabriality There's really no excuse for this. I have the same stupid equipment they do and I manage to avoid it. "@ExistentialEnso Ms Green, no respect intended whatsoever, please get off your high horse and leave us the fuck alone. We don't want you as our ally." "@ExistentialEnso She fucking stated outright that consensual sex with a trans woman is, quote, ""creepy"" and yet has the nerve to call herself an ally." @ExistentialEnso (I'm replying specifically to Green herself if that wasn't obvious. No way I'm actually jumping into that lion's den) "@ExistentialEnso Yeah you can do all of that shit and THEN STILL BE TRANSPHOBIC. Fucking cis ""allies"" make me wanna rip my hair out." I'm not exactly complaining? I've just never had this much shit to watch. Hey it turns out when you've been away for over a week and don't watch YouTube videos you watch list fills up so much aaaaaah "Team Rocket is officially queer culture. Get lost, cishets, it's ours now. https://t.co/hxcaDQR4Qj" Like it really was an honest mistake because he's otherwise fantastic. Still sucks. I had my fucking endocrinologist pull this on me when talking about me to his appointment scheduler. He's a great guy otherwise. "Ah yes, the ""em/um"" pronoun: Great for trans girls who don't want their day ruined to convince themselves the person surely meant ""them""" @OhMiaGod @TransComics @KalelData I don't think you need to delete anything but if you want to... @deathpigeon Fucking assholes dogpiling my favorite pigeon presumably have names and addresses. @TransComics @OhMiaGod @KalelData I had only heard about Sera recently but I'm pretty mad to hear about this. "@PackBenPack Another fine CBS property, I assume?" @Lessons2history CUUUUUUTE 💕💕💕 @BlazerBluejeans Your next goal should be Tales From Genesis Space I should draw a cute Christmas picture of Lara. Like in an ugly sweater or something. @BlazerBluejeans I think... I think this one might be older than the RLM copy due to how old his daughter looks? Also how do you keep finding these??? "It occurs to me that YouTube demonetizes the word ""lesbian"" solely because cishet men fetishize the concept. Yes, I'm mad." "@ValTheSpiderQ @KentabooRex @Lessons2history Excuse you, there's at least one other one. https://t.co/ngJ2YZyXlJ" "@KentabooRex I want a girlfriend and cuddles, but I will settle for cuddles." @BlazerBluejeans Aww but teasing is so fun~ @Kalindlara That's understandable @BlazerBluejeans *lick* "@Olivia_bfg Aww thank you! Sometimes I agree, lol" @Kalindlara Still doesn't make it true! 💕💕 @BlazerBluejeans Hi there~ 💕💕 "In some lighting you look awful & in others you look gorgeous. Who's 2 say the ""truth"" is the former? It's as accurate 2 say it's the latter" @HexLatex Monster girl TF: 10/10 best fetish My fetish is the one where it says she's not following me. https://t.co/YOMwBpZ1ih "@Olivia_bfg Hi gay, I'm also gay~" @Olivia_bfg Oh yes~ "Hey autocorrect, I promise I will never, ever need the word ""ou'd."" You can go ahead and just delete that preemptively." @tDarkchylde I feel like it'd be easy to make it so it never censors pictures the user herself took. "@XylariaVG I do sort of appreciate the implication that my mouth is lewd, though." Also I follow literal porn blogs and I've never seen this warning on a photo (though I have seen it on text tweet replies) I get that there's probably an algorithm that recognized skin tone I guess? But it's weird that it's a selfie of my own face being censored. """Content I've chosen not to see""? *I* took the fucking picture, Twitter, what the fuck. https://t.co/wZQI2AiKJc" @elysianechoes I guess there's always next time~ @RoryWalkerEsq No sense in pretending I'm anything but what I am. :P @elysianechoes The only remedy is your dick in my mouth 💕 @elysianechoes I just love that almost sorrowful-sounding French horn "Really wish I had taken a closer picture of my face, or at least hadn't worn black so I could see more of my body's shape." "I guess my face is narrower, and I am holding my body differently, though the crooked stance of the 1st pic is accidental. https://t.co/u1qBKYvb0r" "@forivall Not consciously, but I suppose our talk got me thinking about my transition so maybe!" "@gdiClaire Really? Like, I like the way my face looks kinda, but I can't see much of a difference when comparing." "Like, I just took a new picture to compare them and I can barely see the difference. Only been 20 weeks, but still. Also matching shirts lol https://t.co/IIzzY97Hhw" "1. Shitty bathroom lighting 2. Old, shitty phone 3. I'm making a weird face for some reason(???)" "I had the sense to take a pic of myself literally moments before taking my first dose of E, but there are problems." @0LilFlower0 @Lessons2history @queer_queenie I completely understand. Hit me up any time you have the extra money. <3 "@Lessons2history @queer_queenie @0LilFlower0 Hey I'm a bunny too! I know how to draw those, lol. And my commissions are open~~" @AraAraLadyGrey Hello there~ :3 @Knitberg I'm a giver at heart. :P "@Knitberg It doesn't do much for me sexually, buuuuuut it was a favor of sorts for a friend. :3" "@FauxPup @ShivvyUnchained I'll consider it. :P I'm probably not visiting Seattle again until the weather gets warm, though." "@Knitberg Oh, I'd never kinkshame peeing on people. I've done it myself, it's quite fun. :P" @FauxPup @ShivvyUnchained I'm flattered. <3 @ShivvyUnchained I'll keep that in mind <3 @ShivvyUnchained Um. Wtf? Why was I not informed there was another cute trans girl in Seattle that I could have met during my 7-day stay there? :P @ShivvyUnchained I do! :3 I can't believe Overwatch's newest character sprays piss on her allies. @shaun_jen @JennyKMcDermott Why on earth is Zinnia Jones following her? @GayMonsterGirl I'm going to hold you to that if we're ever lucky enough to meet <3 @GayMonsterGirl Aaaaaah~ @HexWitchCirce What do you think my answer is? :3 @XYcyberjulie @emuchaton Hi hello yes I would like to munch on this butt @TaraHorror Oooh that makes two of us <3 "@TaraHorror Get in line, there's enough of me to go around. <3" "@HexWitchCirce Less talk, more cock. In my mouth. :3" "@Miss_Emme_Iris True,,," @HexWitchCirce Hi! <3 >:3 @XylariaAD I'm gonna hold you to that if we ever meet >:3 "I have to, like, crop my nipples out of pictures. This is rather novel." @direhellswan Thank you for putting up with me. :P Freshly showered. Could use a cock in my mouth. 🍆 https://t.co/0Ea0g6YXyx @ForeverFrskyFox I'm sure the moans were worth it <3 "@ForeverFrskyFox After having an immensely enjoyable session of that myself recently where I was on the receiving end, I've been wanting to try it myself." @RoryWalkerEsq (Though their story includes re-planting a mana tree that frees them of their addiction) @RoryWalkerEsq Darker Night Elves that are afflicted by mana addiction even worse that Blood Elves. "@RoryWalkerEsq A race of elves from the Broken Isles. You first encounter them in Legion, the current expansion. Not yet playable." @KitsuneAlicia The clarity that comes from having the right hormones in your body is unlike anything I've experienced. NIGHTBORNE ARE GONNA BE A HORDE RACE FUCK YEAH @KitsuneAlicia That's a great way to put it. I was there too. "But I think it illustrates how much I ""needed"" collecting to cope with the trauma I was experiencing. 3/3" "I was caught, & we've since patched things up. I'm somewhat ashamed to admit this, honestly. 2/" Oh another way I know collecting toys was a coping mechanism: I've stolen money from my mom to facilitate it. 1/ @Frances_Larina I might do that. But honestly? I really am just done with them. I don't need them anymore. I was also put on this earth as a woman. Now that I know that I can finally start living life rather than trying to run away from it. 23/23 I was put on this planet to make art. I believe that more than ever before. 22/ "Most of my life has been ruined by gender dysphoria. But now that my demon has a name & I know how to defeat it, I'm willing to try. 21/" I still get depressed. There are sad days. I still sometimes worry about the future. But I feel more alive than ever before. 20/ "I don't feel the need to self-medicate with action figures. I don't feel this sense of regret, of pain at missing something important 19/" "Now that I've come out, now that I'm on HRT, it feels way different. I want to see what tomorrow brings. I want to try and live. 18/" "All the while I was numb. I didn't know what came after college. Like I said, my life didn't feel worth living. 17/" I went on academic probation at three different community colleges over the course of a decade before deciding it wasn't for me. 16/ "I never, ever had that spark. That desire to be something. I went to college because I felt I was supposed to. 15/" "... but in a ""I don't know what to do with my life"" kind of way. 14/" My life didn't feel worth living. Not in a suicidal way (though in a couple rare instances that was the case)... 13/ Only looking back do I realize it was a hollow joy. The past decade of my life I've lived in a dull fog of hopelessness. 12/ I took what money I had and poured it into the only thing that brought me joy. 11/ "Anyway, that something else was for the first time I had an expendable income. So I poured it into buying toys. 10/" (Side note my dad died when I was 14 which probably both made these symptoms worse and possibly slowed down how soon I was able to hatch) 9/ "It never really stopped. Constant, daily suffering without knowing why. By the time I graduated, something else took over. 8/" "Around puberty, something was killing me. I didn't know it at the time, but Testosterone poisoning was ruining my life. 7/" And tonight I've finally connected the two pieces in a way that hadn't occurred to me before now. 6/ Something I ran past my therapist who seemed to think it was possible is that I was collecting for over a decade as a coping mechanism. 5/ I looked at my Transformers shelf tonight I realized... I don't care about ANY of it anymore. I think I'm ready to actually sell it all. 4/ "I've also realized recently that after starting HRT, I've felt FAR less of a compulsion to spend heaps of money on my toy collecting. 3/" I mentioned earlier that all through middle & high school I had constant panic attacks. I chalk that up to T ruining my body and mind. 2/ I had a bit of a eureka moment this evening regarding how most of my life as been affected by unacknowledged gender dysphoria. 1/ "@KentabooRex I mean, if you're taking signups. :P" @Djw175 tfw you can't tell if the crushes you have on your friends are platonic or not. Also tfw crushes can be platonic. @KentabooRex (and I only specify trans girls because trans boys aren't taking meds that make you need to pee more :P) @KentabooRex Well it gets to be an issue if you end up having trouble picking the right public restroom. Many trans girls simply hold it which isn't good "@KentabooRex Oh yeah, the peeing thing? That never stops. Enjoy. :P" "@deathpigeon ""Oh, like, you mean before 2017? Like the before-time? The long-long ago? We don't speak of that era.""" @NeitherNora He also made Potter Puppet Pals. And Brodyquest. Neil IS the internet. He has always been and always will be. @siobhanbjorknas Yeah... the theme kinda outperforms the show itself. @MattyFranklyn Trek Star Trek Voyager has the best opening theme music Don't @ me @CiaraTheBraid I have been a very forgetful slut today. I'll make it up to everyone. <3 "@CiaraTheBraid *whines* I can't find who it is, so I can't make it up to her!" @Sarahbear81 *offers hugs* It's never a good idea to engage with them. :/ lol did I seriously lose followers for being slutty on main because if so good riddance @Kalindlara Like for cocks? Because I'd like more of those. "(and I was ""gushing"" Saturday night too WINK WINK SAYNOMORE)" "@XylariaVG I really, really did. <3" I'm just gushing because it's all so new to me and I was finally able to let out the slut in me I knew was in there. I'm such a blabber mouth. I want to share all kinds of stories about Saturday night but I made promises to keep most of it secret. "Okay, so MAYBE the first cock I sucked was tiny and cute and therefore kinda easy mode, but I'm telling you, I'm a fan." @Lessons2history Gorgeous!!! <3 <3 <3 "I'm mad that a little while ago I saw some girl post a picture of her cock with the words ""suck it"" & I didn't reply with a ""Yes miss""" "(The one tied up, as if you needed clarification)" LRT I tried to find the source of that image on reverse image search and came up empty-handed. Also: GOD I wish that were me. @gwen_no_fear I'm frankly embarrassed for anyone who pretends they've unable to look up what acronyms stand for. I don't know how anyone falls for it. "@gwen_no_fear It literally means what it literally, actually says: Trans. Exclusionary. Radical. Feminists. What is Green smoking???" @SamanthaZero What could possibly go wrong? KITTYLOAF 🍞🐱🍞 https://t.co/IVXuVrNt82 "It wasn't conscious-- it was buried very deep for many years-- but it had to have been a contributing factor, at least. 5/5" ...until now. At 30 I'm pretty sure I can look back and recognize I was grappling with gender dysphoria. 4/ "With college I had the option of leaving whenever I wanted, so I felt less trapped, but I still never understood schoolphobia... 3/" "Nothing specific about school was triggering, just going to school itself. We called it schoolphobia. Even years later I didnt understand 2/" Through all of middle and high school I had terrible panic attacks associated with simply *going* to school. 1/ ...but it's the only game in town to sate my endless Digimon Adventure thirst so I keep buying them. ...or encumbered so much by armor that the joints are basically meaningless... Seriously the recent influx of collector-grade Digimon figure imports are either loosey-goosey messes... "This is going to be awkward, top-heavy, difficult to pose with possibly loose joints and I need it and just preordered it. https://t.co/JCa3TLD47F" "@direhellswan Guess the worshipers can just line up over there then, huh?" @emuchaton Real talk tho tall trans women make me weak in the knees. "@RoryWalkerEsq And I keep my opinions on it vague because I believe that at this particular moment in time, they're moot in the grand scheme of things." "@RoryWalkerEsq Yeah. Her (and other mutuals, honestly) is why I avoid retweeting basically anything about the Democratic party." "@RoryWalkerEsq I really value being mutuals with her, even IF myself or other mutuals MIGHT disagree with her politically. <__<" @RoryWalkerEsq I'm betting it was a political disagreement? >__> @SatanaKennedy Sounds like quitter talk. "@ZJemptv And we're so damn thankful, tbh <3" "@ZJemptv Hey guess what? All sex ed worth a damn is ""graphically sexual"" to someone. That's kind of implied. Just... why are cis." Evergreen tweet https://t.co/UkIplUmCqv @hypnoslut0311 @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @FauxPup @Miss_Emme_Iris Hey that's an idea! @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @FauxPup @Miss_Emme_Iris @hypnoslut0311 Only if I can return the favor :3 "Tonight's plan: 1. Eat greasy pizza 2, Watch some YouTube 3. Take a couple Ibuprofen PM 4. Dream of gay sex" @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @direhellswan It's a slutty desire is what it is >:3 "@Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained @direhellswan You both seem adorable, and not to take too much away from my making you feel better buuuuut: I basically want all girlcock." "@ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara @direhellswan You too, cutie. Why on earth would you think I'd leave you out? :P" @direhellswan I promise I'll stop bringing it up at some point. >___> "@Kalindlara @direhellswan @ShivvyUnchained Oh totally, I'd suck your dick in a heartbeat. See, now I KNOW I like that. <3" "@direhellswan Haven't tried it, but I can now say with some confidence that the things I HAVE tried indicate I would love this." @Kalindlara @ShivvyUnchained I promise you every single person I met over the week (as well as everyone at the orgy) feels the exact same way. "@ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara I guess what I'm saying is life can turn on a dime and suddenly you're 2,000 miles away having a trans girl orgy. >_>" @ShivvyUnchained @Kalindlara I completely understand. I was there not that long ago. Hell as little as four months ago I didn't even know any of the ppl I saw there. Hey fellow trans girl on the bus: I see you and you look fantastic. 💕 @hypnoslut0311 I wonder if there's a similar chemical reaction? I feel the same lol @hypnoslut0311 I'm sorry *hugs* In my case I'm basically working off a drug-related hangover. X_x Ugh my brain is all fuzzy X_x @Josieraiderfan @norintha *blush* It's all Jen's fault. She's... amazing. @norintha By all means I welcome every opportunity to smell bad if you're helping :P @norintha :P Sorry to the elderly couple sitting inches away from me >___> """I don't need a shower after a night of hot transbian sex, I smell fine,"" she says before running through an airport & getting all sweaty" "@norintha I think transbian sex is all I'll ever need from here on out, lol" @collar_made_of I was too! Just need a trusting partner (and maybe the right drugs lol) @XylariaVG @Kalindlara The trick is: 1. Find someone who loves doing it (@norintha) 2. Have them wash your butt to their liking. Pressure's off that way. @norintha I was reduced to a bunny puddle twice so far with more to come I'm sure. @XylariaVG I know what you're thinking but trust me. @norintha is... fucking Christ so good at it aaaaaaah Ever got your ass eaten out by a pro? Because holy hell I'm a believer. DM me later if you want deets lol >_> @OrangeMangudai Omg you're gorgeous! Can I retweet this? @gdiClaire I'm down for that. Gonna have a FUN night tonight holy shit @gdiClaire Oh! Oh! Were I not away from my pc until Sunday night I'd be down for that. :3 @your_joeliness These November 4th celebrations have gone TOO FAR. @LeftAtLondon I just can't stop photoshopping. "@Josieraiderfan I pretty much exclusively do both, especially among my trans friends. I feel like the support helps." "I like your fursona, Chelsea 🐾💕 https://t.co/pbhmHY4lbi" "15 years, for me... https://t.co/joUGbdKTa8" @Kalindlara @Djw175 Gay? You? Next you'll be saying I'M gay. Thor mentions he wanted to be a Valkerie when he was a kid despite the fact that they're all women and I see trans metaphors everywhere help @Kalindlara This is an iron clad defense I can't argue with this @Lookin4Serenity (But seriously my commissions are open) @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/tKsHDwCIdD @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/Stof6FYP18 @ExistentialEnso Oh! Soda! @Lookin4Serenity Cursed tweet @Lookin4Serenity You are going down a dark path that I cannot follow @NihiliaXIV Why whatever could you possibly be referring to? :P "Question for Trans Furry Twitter: When can I expect my big, floppy ears to grow in on HRT?" @deathpigeon *offers hugs* :/ @deathpigeon @NuclearTakes Men are cancelled. "@valeriehalla Archosaurs are my favorite kind of animal, no joke." "Every 90's movie has a ""man in a dress"" gag #8,672: Muppet Treasure Island (1996) https://t.co/qDmViXORMF" @rCharlotteSmith @aluminumcuffs @GraceEmpathy Oh my you lucky girl~ @valeriehalla What could possibly go wrong? "Like, when they first swap and freak out. It's like gender dysphoria 101." "This, um, this has very different connotations after coming out as trans >_>" I had forgotten there was a body swapping episode of Gravity Falls... I feel pretty much the same in all this. https://t.co/MIGf8TcMwr @HistorianGab @AliceAvizandum My vote is either Sombra or D.Va but I'll take anyone. "@AliceAvizandum I'm not sure it's confirmed. People love to say ""[Character] is trans"" with every Overwatch character. I'd love it to be true for once." @AliceAvizandum Where was that confirmed?? I've been piecing together the news all morning. @dragonlayer_ Omg I love her. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. I was born in the past but I've been there for the first time and didn't believe them when I get back. https://t.co/lCdw5A3Mrs @OhMiaGod Ain't that the truth. "@direhellswan True. We need a new planet, new races with new cultures and new villains. Expand the universe. Stop returning to the same wells." @Maiamancer Oh Nightfallen! Was that what they were called? I felt bad too and I love them but I always forget what they're called lol @direhellswan Surely next expansion we'll go to a new planet. You could argue this was hinted at in BC yet we've never fully explored that idea. @Gbruhawa Nice! I mean I have one of every class on my main server so I don't know how many I'll play but that's impressive. @direhellswan There's not very many good locations left on the map to make an expansion. This is a surprise in that they're expanding them to fit I love the Nightborne. I found their story in Legion very compelling. Not sure where to find this info right now: Are there new playable races in Battle for Azeroth? Looked like I saw a Nightborne? @direhellswan Blizz has to expand the universe more than this. No more surprise continents. There's other planets out there to explore. @Aleharia Some of the most boring designs IMO @FauxPup No. Just... no. @transscribe They literally do not have the option of criticism of any kind in their multiple choice. This would be funny if it weren't real. @isolfurj I believe that's Rey Alright personal ranking of Pokemon Gens based mostly on the Pokes themselves: 1. I 2. V 3. II 4. VI 5. IV 6. III 7. VII "@direhellswan I think the Pokemon designs in Gen I (as well as II) hold up really well, though. There's a cohesion that was lost somewhere along the way." "We MIGHT have dodged a bullet with the crackdown on adult content (unless you run ads?), but I'm not convinced this won't somehow be abused." @MattyFranklyn @AtDawnTheyTweet I'm sorry did OP stutter? :P @Kalindlara My DMs are always open. 💕 @Kalindlara I'm so sorry. *hugs* @deathpigeon I'm so sorry. :/ @deathpigeon What... what does subway do for national sandwich day? o.o "@ContraPoints @jessesingal I trust you, Contra. You're taking all this amazingly well." @KentabooRex Omg grats!! I'm so happy for you. 💕💕 @princessfloof Yer a cutie. 💕 @princessfloof OH NO SHE'S HOT Can you please take steps to *ensure* it happens again? https://t.co/EKQpLSGSz7 @TransitionL83 Yes that's why I tagged you. :P "@XylariaVG @TransitionL83 Okay, fixed" @XylariaVG @TransitionL83 Can I unlock on my phone? I'll look into it """Findomming is the only ethical consumption under capitalism."" - @TransitionL83" @Sabriality Omg jealooooouuuuuus 💕💕💕 @KentabooRex Compulsively hating furries is embarrassingly outdated. @funnypanJa https://t.co/rmWoDrct1X "@Josieraiderfan Thank you, but it's okay. Subtweeting was enough for me." "@hypnoslut0311 Basically. It's possible we're thinking of two different debacles though, which is telling." tfw you want to vent about the trans Twitter community without sounding like an asshole @gdiClaire Breaks like that can be rough. *hugs* :/ @gdiClaire Sounds like a small improvement though @gdiClaire Good that you found a new job though! That last one didn't sound like a great environment for you. :/ @MattyFranklyn True. But I want to stay friends. Doesnt help that one loves Hillary and the other loves Bernie. I avoid retweeting Democrat stuff b/c of it tfw when you have two mutuals on trans Twitter who have butted heads multiple times in the past & you don't want to pick sides @cutetoykelly @TransEthics Yeah I had to piece this together from various testimonies a month ago. https://t.co/8y3WR3Fsw6 @direhellswan I'd say p gay. Source: Am also extremely gay @ZJemptv Years? It only took me a month or two. Trans culture is realizing you can use your name-forgetting powers for good when you accidentally hear a friend's deadname. @Miss_Emme_Iris @solsticeglow I'm not actually that tiny of a bun but somehow I was a tiny bun... @BlazerBluejeans Okay. I was worried that there were new developments i had missed @spectra_belle It wasn't for about nine or so months until I picked a longer name for it to be short for. :P @Miss_Emme_Iris Later another woman asked me to check if her backpack was unzipped which is friendly in a different way but still friendly. Was looking for a local coffee shop to meet up with @Miss_Emme_Iris and a random woman asked me if I needed help. Kat-lyn not Kate-lyn Though this new one allows my username to be seen in full on mobile. "Among a sample size of two, Seattle seems to have friendly strangers." Aww the 2-month-long spoopy name meme is over. Back to non-seasonally-dependant display name. :/ @BlazerBluejeans The guy who wrote the article on her? @BlazerBluejeans I feel like i missed something recent. What happened? "@Cosmos_Cookie Shit, what happened now?" 20 weeks on HRT 💕💜💕 https://t.co/OSxU5Q4pye "Do you ever like, wonder what your friends see in you? I'm not even being super down on myself rn or anything but I get that way sometimes." @deathpigeon I don't appreciate being called out like this how dare "@ThisACoolPerson Completely understandable. Good to know, though!" "@nex3 As an occasional smut artist, I can confirm this is 100% accurate." Thread https://t.co/AVooDm74X2 @gdiClaire @TransitionL83 Movie. Long-since forgot there was a 60's show though that explains the opening credits. @NeitherNora @TransitionL83 I never saw it as a kid. Were it not for the problematic shit it'd actually be kinda fun. "@TransitionL83 Like, multiple times it goes back to that well. I don't get it." "Watching Wild Wild West with @TransitionL83 and it's bizarre just how often they stoop to the ""man in a dress"" ""joke""" @PubicZirconium McDonald's actually did radio ads in the 90's with the same parody for the Monster Mac. @MattyFranklyn Not sure. Maybe we should talk about it. I picked a beautiful time of year to visit. 💕 https://t.co/4xekJFCbSC @FauxPup If I care about the people I live with it's harder to be a careless asshole. @FauxPup Yeah I'm not the best roommate in the world so I'd rather it be with friends. @MattyFranklyn Luckily I think Contra is taking it far better than others might. She seems to be cognizant of why people are so worried. But by all means keep a cautious eye on her if you feel the need. "There are lots of valid points ppl are bringing against Contra. I don't think we should cut her out. Not yet. Hopefully never, but not yet." "For it to be even remotely feasible I would NEED a roommate or two though, so even if I was certain I wanted to move it might not happen." The prospect of living near a huge trans community feels so welcoming. I think I need that in my life. I dunno. "I dunno, this feeling could leave me when I go back home, but right now at least I feel like I wanna move to Seattle." I'm not actually trying to police anyone. Speak your mind. I just care about her too. "I get where people are coming from, but I think at this point we can leave Contra alone." @RoryWalkerEsq Oh I didn't see that it was your birthday!! Happy birthday!! 🎂🎂🎂 @ADirtyTrans I've heard these rumors first-hand @RoryWalkerEsq @OrangeMangudai Right?! @TransitionL83 @ADirtyTrans https://t.co/s5aGZKRadz I've basically always been the lonely desperate asshole Seattle is rather pretty.💕 https://t.co/Vh3URyEGvH @deathpigeon Also he came out as gay a few years ago. Even as a misdirect it makes no sense. @Miss_Emme_Iris @ADirtyTrans >_>;;;; @ADirtyTrans Sounds nice~ 💕 @DragonCarebear Relatable. :/ "As a Coloradan I find this concept of ""humidity"" strange and alien." "@TransEthics @CiaraTheBraid @Mobius___Strip @TexasDevin @transscribe @internetfionna @Cosmos_Cookie @CollectableCat @ParkerMolloy @Leigh574 Aww nah, fuck that, every woman for herself." """Why am I sweaty AND cold?"" ... ""Oh yeah, humidity.""" "@cuteandlewdtoy That was listed as a ""Horrible Abomination"" from the artist table I got it from at Brony Con, lol." The plane has landed in foggy-ass Seattle! ✈ @shaun_jen @andreuswolf As a lesbian I just threw up in my mouth a little. @Miss_Emme_Iris ... o_o @CiaraTheBraid @Mobius___Strip @TexasDevin @transscribe @internetfionna @Cosmos_Cookie @TransEthics @CollectableCat @ParkerMolloy @Leigh574 I don't understand how this game is played. Are these listed in numerical order? @Miss_Emme_Iris @collar_made_of Sunlight. D: "@isolfurj So much of our breakfast is just dessert. I like dessert, but not for a meal." @isolfurj I've always wanted to try blood pudding tbh. Flight is delayed by an hour due to Seattle fog. :/ @isolfurj Okay all that sounds delicious. Want. @AnaMardoll Puppies are the softest thing in the world. :3 "@isolfurj I don't like pig meat of all kinds except bacon, not a huge fan of eggs, & when I'm hungry I want savory, NOT sweet. It limits my options :X" @Lookin4Serenity God I wish "@Lookin4Serenity I mean, I'm in the US, and her accent is not what I'd call American, not to say I'm one of those ""In 'murica we speak ENGLISH"" types." @Lookin4Serenity An airport. Why? "@RedCatsDolly Good life advice, honestly" I'm not even sure what I ordered. I had difficulty understanding the cashier's accent. I hate breakfast food. "Took a while to order food at this McD's, they didn't have the only breakfast I like, and I find out after I paid they're serving lunch now." @Miss_Emme_Iris Am I actually going to see you today specifically tho? Two sassy pidge frens came over to much some crumbs near me! https://t.co/kKtEeTC8MY "No, predictive text, I meant ""it's"" not ""oos."" Where did you even get that word that's not a word." "@gdiClaire OMG happy birthday, love! I hope it's a good one!! 🎂" @Kalindlara Nope! It was preemptive. No harassment as of yet. "@ValTheSpiderQ ""Cis woman with a dick"" https://t.co/L7JFeLCQw0" @RoryWalkerEsq @FSqueek Which Ixalan tribe seems to be the most popular? OoT 3D: Best version MM 3D: Inferior to N64 version due to nerfed zora swimming I've been itching to play Ocarina of Time tho so I'll probably bust that out after I transfer. Me: *brings a selection of books & my 3DS* Also me: *phones on the bus* Thank god for portable chargers or I'd be fucked in like an hour or two. Two shows I watched a TON of (& enjoyed) as a kid despite never considering myself a fan: King of the Hill & Arthur. Hey look at my dumb laptop bag (no laptop in it atm tho) https://t.co/eWj6eLsp0N On the first bus of the day towards the airport! 🚐 https://t.co/jq7MxQvmm4 Tag yourself I'm Happy Old Daddy https://t.co/bLzebsiz0C "I've had caffeine AND chocolate this morning and I'm still starving. No time to eat before the airport, though. :/" @marxistskull @Flowabelle Such a beautiful language "@TrancewithMe And the WEIRDEST part is even most of the heroes in the SW universe treat droids as objects, not people. Fascinating, weird, and depressing." @TrancewithMe The scary part is the longer they go without being reformatted the more of a personality they develop. "@TrancewithMe So, it kinda depends on what you mean, but yes, they all are." Hungry? Grab a peanus. https://t.co/ILAyxtk3Hi @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @OrangeMangudai @alvietron @About20Donuts @0LilFlower0 https://t.co/In1BI7oq3i "@deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @OrangeMangudai @alvietron @About20Donuts @0LilFlower0 Judy Hopps is literally the only Good Cop in the entire multiverse, dammit." @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @OrangeMangudai @alvietron @About20Donuts @0LilFlower0 omg nuuuu ;_; @elysianechoes @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara o_o N-no... a b-bunny girl? Wh-what gave you that idea. >___> @elysianechoes @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara H-h-h-heeeelp... >___<;;; @Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark *is nibbled* >_> @Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark nuuuuuu I don't taste good >_< "@R6Rider @RoryWalkerEsq It's the ""back"" of a card that transforms from an artifact to a land, which a new mechanic, hence new card design." Just FYI this is heackin good and seasonally appropriate https://t.co/x0eEuGvm91 @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark *whimpers* o__o @cuteandlewdtoy Awwww thank you! <3 @cuteandlewdtoy *huuuuugs* "@direhellswan This was mid 2011, so all we had was the first season to go on and we were going crazy." "Throwback to the early, EARLY days of the Brony fandom with this classic https://t.co/AqZOBZb8OZ" "@FauxPup @siobhanbjorknas I have these big, floppy ears, see" @FauxPup OH YOU MEAN SEX. You'd have to ask Miss Emme. :3 @FauxPup You mean liiiiiiike Bitcoin? :3 @FauxPup Well if you ever have some ideas and some extra money you could commission me. :3 "@MagsVisaggs Probably not since my first question was ""Who?""" @emuchaton Honestly? Same. By the by... this might be a good time to mention that I do indeed have an Amazon wish list. :3 https://t.co/FLcu2ZTxfu "But yeah, this all but guarantees I'll be getting the hard cover version I wanted anyway, so it's not ALL bad, I guess..." "Fuck. This is why you keep a clean room, kids. https://t.co/GvjogzUUE8" "Quote @quatoria in Overwatch voice chat: ""You really are a bunny."" (she could HEAR me blushing ><;;; )" @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara So m-many preds... do I really smell that tasty? >_> I am a lucky bun. "Even though my my face is elsewhere in my media on here, BOY am I glad I changed my avatar before n@zis started noticing me. >_>" @NekohimeMusou @ZJemptv The issue is when you move onto a subject you assume is just as ridiculous. "@NekohimeMusou @ZJemptv Probably. When dealing with Creationists, you don't need much research to ""own"" them." @Miss_Emme_Iris *trembles and whimpers* Y-yours... @ZJemptv What the fuck happened to internet atheists. I don't think I'll ever be shocked by that transformation. @Miss_Emme_Iris Ooooh that weird subby place where fear and excitement mix until I can't tell them apart. ><;;; Friend I'm staying with is deathly allergic to cats so I hope to be clean of their... particles when I arrive. I'll have to go shower -> clean clothes -> out the door to avoid any extra pet dander. Oh! I'll need to lint roll my laptop bag too. To do today: - Finish tidying up my room - Put what I'm going to wear tomorrow in the wash #BlackCatsAre whiny momma's boys with loud purrboxes :3 https://t.co/IXqoYbk088 @NekohimeMusou OMG I know so many preds *whines ><;;; @quatoria *whimpers* I guess that's true... >_> "@quatoria I appreciate the warning! I still want to be mutuals with you, though. <3" "@Miss_Emme_Iris Oh yeah... um... I guess this isn't much a surprise for you, is it? >_>" @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara *whiiiiiiine* ><;;; "It shouldn't really affect anyone who can read this, but I thought some of you might appreciate the update. <3" Hey all. N@zis are harassing some of my friends so I've put my account into protected mode for a while just in case. @Kalindlara My prey sona brings all the preds to the yard. >_> @ChaKatKimber I'm adorable! D:< "@Miss_Emme_Iris I legitimately don't remember what you're talking about, Miss, but I believe you." @quatoria @Miss_Emme_Iris @baelfael @Ulexar *whimpers* @KitsuneAlicia Oh yeah totally I know there are subby carnivores but it's funny that I gravitated to a bun without even thinking about it. "@Kalindlara Dragons are cool. :3 And more importantly for our purposes, carnivorous. 💕" @FauxPup You should make one! :3 For some mysterious reason i feel compelled to make Lara the bunny my new avatar... >_> #NewProfilePic https://t.co/QJPLnY1BqF "@quatoria Like I said, I'm delighted I encountered you. :3" "@quatoria @FauxPup Um, y-yes! Such a weird coincidence! Funny that... >_>" @baelfael I bet I will! "@quatoria *legit, actual, nerve-tingling shivers running down my spine* A-apparently >_>;;;" @siobhanbjorknas @FauxPup It really it. The magic corruption powers is a nice added bonus too. @baelfael Awww thank you~ You're a cutie 💜 @AnnaDorableGirl I always try. I feel like you have to no matter how hopeless it seems. :/ "@baelfael I know my place. :3 It can be fun to struggle, though~ 💕" @FauxPup SAME. God trans Twitter is finding new ways to corrupt me every day. >_> @Lea_Plath You have 100 million years of evolution refining you into the perfect predator. ... Hi hello fancy seeing you here~~ My subconscious is embarrassingly predictable it seems >_> "But like, rabbits are the preyiest prey animals to ever prey to the point their eyes can see behind their heads." I swear I didn't intentionally pick a prey animal as my fursona just because I'm a sub... "@FauxPup Originally? ""No."" I randomly met a wolf tonight who might've awakened something in me, we'll see. >_>" "@quatoria @baelfael @Ulexar That sounds hot, but only because I'm incapable of picturing myself as anyone other than the one submitting... >_>" @baelfael @quatoria @Ulexar help I'm being corrupted @quatoria @Ulexar I am terrified but also positively delighted I randomly encountered you. https://t.co/4nOIwxpKW8 "*mentally moves ""predator/prey play"" to the ""maybe"" column*" "@quatoria @Ulexar *shivers* That's so funny because I seem to have an incredible, overpowering urge to run all the sudden...!! <_<;;;" @quatoria @Ulexar *whimpers* o_o N-no... no prey here... not sure why you smell that because that can't be right. >_> @quatoria @Ulexar Honestly though I should be more careful given my fursona is a rabbit. >_> @quatoria @Ulexar Some wolf I think :P Mmmmm yes perfect~ https://t.co/ApUhqWAcuN @quatoria @Ulexar Hi~ Heard you like to top trans girls. :3 @TalesOfBelle Trans feels. :/ "@quatoria @Ulexar I'd say I'm jealous, but I'd much rather be eaten, to use the same metaphor. Oh, also: *follows* Hi. 💕" "@FauxPup Pssssy, hey! ... ... I like your butt :3" @ChaKatKimber @KentabooRex @FauxPup <3 @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber @KentabooRex >_____> "@KentabooRex @ChaKatKimber @FauxPup I'm poly until further notice, I guess? Pretty sure I'd be cool with it." @ChaKatKimber @KentabooRex @FauxPup *whines* I was talking about an art commission and now I'm being taken advantage of~~ "@FauxPup @ChaKatKimber @KentabooRex Well I was talking to ChaKatKimber, wasn't I? :P" @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber @KentabooRex I shall never use that figure of speech again. :P "@ChaKatKimber @KentabooRex @FauxPup If you ever need one, give me a ring. <3" "Justice! I'm thinking of Justice. That was a fun one, but man is that not in any way a memorable name." "Oh I've also read... shit, the name escapes me. NOT Kingdom Come, but the other one that either came before it or after." "When and why did I read Identity Crisis? I mean, it was probably an upload on /co/, but still. Not sure what drew me to it." "Hell, apparently I read Identity Crisis at some point. I was part way through the episode when I was like, ""Wait, I've seen this.""" "I guess I've read a ton of big event stories? Civil War, Infinite Crisis, Blackest Night..." "You know I say I don't read many comics, but watching some Atop The Fourth Wall reminds me that's not entirely true..." Though it DOES give me an excuse to start buying the really fancy hard cover re-releases of the trades in 4 trade volumes. I swear if it's under some pile of clothes or something and got all bent up I'm gonna be super mad. https://t.co/ce63B3jqA2 "I also have a fair amount of catching up to do with the MLP comic. Like, unread trades on my shelf." ...and now I'm realizing I got halfway through the second More Than Meets The Eye trade and don't remember where I put it. "I should just schedule like, weekly reading days for myself. I have an embarrassing amount of comics & books to catch up on." @the_moviebob Because even its fans know he'll be back. There's no weight to it whatsoever. @Vexzal (:P) @FauxPup Very flattering. Enjoy it while you can. :P "I do love girldick. I'm not SUPER into mine, though." @Frances_Larina Yeah it's a complete fabrication. No parents would do this to their kid unless it was the best thing for them. "There are children who are suicidal. They know their gender. But for whatever reason we have to wait, just to make sure." "It's infuriating that they have this narrative of either the parents, the kids or both treating the whole thing flippantly." "Actually on second thought, no, I don't feel like arguing with a transphobe about whether or not kids can be trans." @FauxPup I approve. <3 "@loathepsalm Most losses, for me anyway, make it feel like an insult. If they actually meant it I'd much prefer a more carefully worded reply." "- Which one? - I mean, I guess - You gotta have better standards than that - Fuck you all <3 <3 <3 [the hearts completely diffuse it]" "I will say I've gotten VERY creative at expressing my anger at seeing ""GG"" after a game I lost. Examples include:" @gwen_no_fear I like that way more. "@loathepsalm If you really mean it, I think ""Good game"" is far more effective." "@loathepsalm I have indeed enjoyed games I've lost, but it's very rare. ""GG"" seems at BEST meant as a polite thing everyone is supposed to say." "I never say GG for the above reasons. I might go into detail like, ""Ooh close one, you put up a good fight, well played"" but not GG." "If you win: No fucking shit you enjoyed that, no need to rub it in. If you lose: No it fucking wasn't, don't lie." "I think the concept of saying ""GG"" is entirely pointless. 90% of the time it's only the winners who say it." @FauxPup Also rockets keep firing even with your shield up which is cheap but awesome. "@FauxPup You can fire main fire AND rockets WHILE flying into your opponent, hitting them with your mech boops them & does damage, then you punch 'em" "@FauxPup But yeah, I would often get gold elims with D.Va even under her old build. She's so fucking fun." @FauxPup True. I've been doing better with the new D.Va now that I understand she's meant for close-range burst damage. Getting constant gold elims with D.Va even in my shitty-ass rank in competitive: A win in my book @ShivvyUnchained @siobhanbjorknas Oooh don't do that. :/ "Did they increase the price of all golden weapons in Overwatch to 6,000 CP or does the amount increase by 3k for every one you get?" @JuHachiGoC18 Feathers. "I must own all the Squirrel Girl merch, though. it shall be mine!" "This almost passed me by. Looked like Blossom from Powerpuff Girls Z in like, an elf costume from the thumbnail on BBTS." OMG LOOK AT THIS SQUIRREL GIRL STATUE GENTLE GIANT IS MAKING. NEED IT. https://t.co/qW4RooCpCa @siobhanbjorknas Yeah I was purposely ambiguous since it's different for everyone. You could totally interpret my tweet to be talking about how often. The odd sense of gender euphoria that comes from no longer being able to pleasure yourself like a man. <3 Can you even call it fapping when you need to use a massager? Have I graduated to shlicking? Anthros with inverted nips: 10/10 would fap again @cora_made_of https://t.co/ajxqdbYbbR "@TransitionL83 I'm pretty tired of worrying about the comfort of cis people in regard to my identity, tbh." @Sabriality This is Yoshi now. Feel old yet? "@TransitionL83 Wow, fuck these people. There's no a great answer to this question (for trans women especially), but this is all TERF rhetoric." @TransitionL83 Hey wow fuck this person. How does she date anyone who wears clothes. ...actually have it be realistic! Otherwise it just looks like a Jurassic Park/Mario fanfic. Yoshis are dinosaurs. The assumption is most dinosaurs are cartoony in Mario's universe. But IF you're going to have a realistic dino... "I'm kind of perturbed that Mario Odyssey has a naked, otherwise realistic, T-Rex." "My T is down (yay), but so is my E!! Ugh. I've scheduled an appointment with my endo after my Seattle trip..." @MusketAnna @ContraPoints That's why I mention her audience. There's a chance a debate like this will cause a small shift in their thinking. "@hipsterpelagius @Flowabelle @alvietron @ValTheSpiderQ @Ploxerer @loathepsalm @marxistskull @victrix_cavsa @ExistentialEnso @clefabledude @honorcamper @deathpigeon @ABlondPanda @CatGirlCommie @u373737 lol I'm good, thanks :P" @ABlondPanda @Flowabelle @alvietron @ValTheSpiderQ @hipsterpelagius @Ploxerer @loathepsalm @marxistskull @victrix_cavsa @ExistentialEnso @clefabledude @honorcamper @deathpigeon @CatGirlCommie @u373737 Hey thanks! @marxistskull @Flowabelle @alvietron @ValTheSpiderQ @hipsterpelagius @Ploxerer @loathepsalm @victrix_cavsa @ExistentialEnso @clefabledude @honorcamper @deathpigeon @ABlondPanda @CatGirlCommie @u373737 Oh fuck I didn't see that! Sorry. "@Flowabelle @alvietron @ValTheSpiderQ @hipsterpelagius @Ploxerer @loathepsalm @marxistskull @victrix_cavsa @ExistentialEnso @clefabledude @honorcamper @deathpigeon @ABlondPanda @CatGirlCommie @u373737 Hey thanks for the plug! I have acquired exactly zero new followers, lol! It's cool though, I'm really glad you and others like my content." @ZJemptv Every damn day. "@ZJemptv It gets repetitive to say, but I legit do not understand cishet men. Their insecurities are exhausting." "@Djw175 @Kalindlara @ChaKatKimber I guess I mean they can't derail the argument by claiming I used an ad hominem. Because, like... it just feels silly to care." "@Djw175 @Kalindlara @ChaKatKimber It's not even that I'm joking around necessarily. They're being all serious and I'm also serious, but juvenile." "@Djw175 @Kalindlara @ChaKatKimber Like, how do you debate an opponent who just called you a weenie. It diffuses, in a way." @Djw175 @Kalindlara @ChaKatKimber These are both good ones. I guess I've gravitated towards juvenile insults because it's harder to take them seriously? @ChaKatKimber There's a Far Side comic where I could've sword a character called another a nerd in the way I meant but apparently he said idiot so I dunno "@ChaKatKimber OMG I'm stealing all of those, lol." "@ChaKatKimber No? Not that I saw. I just wanted to use one because I was saying ""I keep seeing that [noun]""" "@ChaKatKimber Lately I've really liked ""weenie"" but not super into use that for a trans women." @ChaKatKimber Sometimes I struggle with insults that aren't problematic in some way. My heart rate spikes when I'm having a TEXT debate. That can't be good for me? Right? I hate the feeling either way. Honestly thank god women like Contra exist because I would have a heart attack mid-stream if I had to debate someone like White. @ChaKatKimber I keep seeing that nerd's name on my TL. I know Contra is debating her but I feel like there was some controversy I missed. @ContraPoints There is value (in theory) in presenting your side with actual evidence so her audience can see how poorly she does. Just be careful. @ContraPoints For months (more?) she's demanded Zinnia debate her when she won't even address what Zinnia has said on the subject. "@ContraPoints This might be a dumb question, but you're aware that she's one of those ""Debates aren't about presenting evidence"" types right?" @KentabooRex Good point @KentabooRex Very true. Which is why I wonder if she knows how dishonest she's being. Lying like that is really shitty. @KentabooRex I guess i just wonder if she knows how dishonest she's being. @KentabooRex Ppl who see debates solely as shouting matches frustrate me. SHE refuses 2 address ANY of Zinnia's SOURCED arguments. What good is a debate? @Flowabelle @alvietron @ValTheSpiderQ @hipsterpelagius @Ploxerer @loathepsalm @marxistskull @victrix_cavsa I'm betting you meant @ExistentialEnso "@Lookin4Serenity Not at all! Go see it for your birthday, lol (assuming I'm interpreting your display name right)" "@Lookin4Serenity That's so funny. I got out of bed, randomly checked to see if it was still playing, & saw it was the last day my theater was playing it." @Lookin4Serenity Captain Celaeno's singing voice was so good it's a crime her part in that song was so short. @Lookin4Serenity They're all amazing. Did we see this movie on the same day? lol @siobhanbjorknas Don't care. I know it handles some heavy subject matter really well. Don't care. It takes A LOT for me to care about live action TV. It's just exhausting is all Oh and I forgot about the old kids on the block Agents of SHIELD. I care the least about that one. New Mutants is a movie? Inhumans isn't Netflix? It's just everywhere. I get why they're dying this (I especially get why Fox is doing it with X-Men but it's just an onslaught. "Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Defenders, Inhumans, The Gifted, New Mutants, Dark Phoenix.... STOOOOP" "I'll make a point to see Runaways, but the rest i DO NOT care about." Between the Marvel TV stuff and the X-Men stuff I've completely lost track of non-MCU Marvel media. @TakedownMRAs Typical boys. Now let me get back to awkwardly posing sexily in a bikini in front of them. "@Lookin4Serenity @RoryWalkerEsq @RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok That does sound nice, but in addition to my other complaints I just don't watch much live-action TV. Don't care much for it." @RoryWalkerEsq @RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok That's probably true and I have no desire to learn exactly what that means by watching the show and scaring myself to death. :P "@RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq Yeah, part of the reason I don't want to watch the show is it seems like (in some cases at least) it's entirely plausible." "I'm literally just trying to sure up my defenses by thinking like my intellectual opponent, but I think I give them too much credit. 17/17" "Luckily, I don't think many men who think this way have the self-awareness to start accusing us of judging them like that. 16/" But I KNOW it's a contributing factor here. 15/ "So, no, *I* don't care how many women you've slept with. I don't judge your character based on that. 14/" "Unless you're unusually compassionate, there is nothing in the world capable of popping your bubble regarding this. 13/" "You're also backed up by the legal system. ""Innocent until proven guilty"" is, in basically every case, fair and just. 12/" YOU could have your life ruined by a rape accusation just for trying to date a girl (or so you've convinced yourself). 11/ ...you're implicitly ENCOURAGED to think about yourself first and foremost. 10/ "What's worst is if you're in a privilege bubble, with all of media and the world around you catering to your worldview... 9/" It's not difficult to construct a scenario in your head where no matter WHAT you do to find companionship could be used against you. 8/ "You hear that women can withdraw consent at ANY time? (Anyone can of course, but this is from a cishet man's perspective). 7/" "Like, it's effortless to put the puzzle pieces together here. Woman won't date you. Your best efforts are called ""creepy."" 6/" I distinctly remember how powerless I felt around women. It takes no effort whatsoever to start believing they have all the power. 5/ I'm drawing from experience here. I was never fully redpilled but I WAS an awkward teenager who believed she was a cishet boy. 4/ "Hell, not even these alt-right bozos need to measure anyone by that to make this point (though they do indeed do that). 3/" *I* don't measure anyone by their ability or inability to find a romantic partner. 2/ Felt a need to add something to this separate from the thread. It sucks that it's kind of necessary to bring of the sex lives of fedoras. 1/ https://t.co/rBBtwb7pjw "@Tim_Kangaroo Make it happen, Hasbro. Chop chop!" @RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq It's the dangers of a privilege bubble. It's a blind bull in a china shop. @RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq (And yeah I think she also murdered someone too? But still fuck that forever. For. Ever.) @RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq It just sounds stressful. I saw the Nerd Writer episode on it. The girl with short term memory loss getting tortured forever? Fuck that. "@RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq Yeah I don't think men like that have any understanding about this topic whatsoever, which is chilling." "@RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq True. I also think many of them believe ""creepy"" and ""sleazy"" are subjective based on their personal experience and belief they're good guys" @RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq I hadn't heard of Black Mirror until very recently and I do not understand why anyone would subject themselves to that show. "@RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq I'm not convinced they have the same definition of harassment/assault as we do, though." "@RemingtonWild @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq ""He seems like a good guy. I'm a good guy, and women hate me. He must not deserve this shit!"" - Men, apparently." @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq It's really easy when you live in a privilege bubble and can't get a date to save your life to fall down this rabbit hole. "@wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq If you're already bad with women, you get this idea that they hold ALL the power. The reality of the situation is disregarded by their egos." @wehpudicabok @RoryWalkerEsq There's a pervasive fear so many men have that they will not be able to predict when women will claim they raped them. @Kalindlara I feel that. @Kalindlara One thing I try to justify all my Twitter use w/ is saying I'm gaining followers that I MIGHT be able to have help with something like that @Kalindlara Can't hurt to try. @Kalindlara I started one but never finalized it. I need more examples of my work I'm not ashamed of. But I'll let you know for sure. "But fuck. $5,000 from Patreon would allow me to live basically anywhere in my hometown without a roommate. Comfortably." "@cora_made_of I don't own any so no worries there lol, Though you DID remind me I should dig out some sort of headphones... my PC ones use USB" "Even just $1,000 a month would drastically change everything. Fuck." "Like one person's I looked at recently makes over $5,000. They work hard. But goddamn I'd like to make art for a living." "You ever look at a content creator you admire's Patreon and think, ""What the fuck am I doing with my life.""" "@cora_made_of I appreciate that concern, but you haven't added to my stress. No worries. <3" "@cora_made_of No. It's perfectly fine. Don't read too much into my lack of response, I just didn't have anything to add. :P" @Kalindlara Then if you think of that let me know. <3 "@Kalindlara I'm just tired. When you do get some money, if you like the stuff I've made I'd be happy to draw stuff for you. <3" @cora_made_of Probably not. I've heard embarrassing stories about body scanners. Unless someone reads as trans surely that requires a patdown? "@Kalindlara It's okay. You tried, that's what counts." "@Kalindlara Honestly, avatars and banners aren't the same as tweets. I think the issue is a far less serious one." "@Kalindlara You don't have to fix that if you can't find the art you want. It's okay. <3 I know you want to, but it's not that big of a deal." "@cora_made_of I mean, I have it easy. I'm still cis male passing in public. Barely full time. But you, ""sirs"" and what not." "@Kalindlara If you rly want to fix that you could look into like, official art. I gave the comic book example. Art on Magic cards. That kinda thing." @cora_made_of Yep. Always feel like you're forgetting something. Plus I have the added stress of having not flown since coming out. :/ @Kalindlara Then it's 100% fine. <3 @Kalindlara I think the fact that you're willing to ask means you're doing loads better. <3 <3 <3 "@Kalindlara For what it's worth, and I know such things are rarely within a person's control, you do not have to hate yourself." @Kalindlara A little. "@Kalindlara I'm not mad, and you don't have to listen to me of course, but that's where I stand." "@Kalindlara You're not being obnoxious, but I'm struggling to answer this without sounding rude. Like, it's not your art. It's not yours to separate." "Not to say that my hypothetical traveling buddy would do all the thinking, but you can offload some of that, you know? Teamwork." I HATE flying alone. I basically never get to fly with others anymore but I hate being in charge in stressful environments. It occurs to me that while I am very excited for my trip to Seattle on Sunday I am not at all excited about flying on a plane. @Kalindlara Tagging the artist: No. That doesnt help. You're still taking views away from them because not everyone will care enough to click their name @Kalindlara Find the artist: If and only if reverse google image search yielded no results (also mentioning you plan to delete it would help) I think the fursona bot is broken https://t.co/ZWsax17a3V (And yes I know that real blue fire is actually very hot fire) "I always thought the red ice in Ocarina of Time was hot to the touch. The blue fire must've been cold, as well." "@ZJemptv ""Where are all the trans woman fighting for the important issues?"" she implicitly asks. Me: *gestures around wildly at literally everyone*" "@the_moviebob There wasn't a good reason to drop the name, though, other than hedging their bets by calling their untested system the DS." "@Aleharia If a large corporation was somewhere in the transaction, there's a good chance you're okay. But independent artists? Don't." "@Aleharia One exception I've run into is like, a comic book cover or something. The artist was already paid and you're sharing what a company shared." Don't. Reupload. I don't care if you don't know who drew it. Don't. Sometimes I know who did and I'll let you know. Still don't. "I don't have the balls to go into a rando's tweet and tell them not to reupload art, but you can be damn sure I'll tag the artist." @CloakedRedRose @Kalindlara Credit to @iah_fy for the art. @Kalindlara Not bad from no references! @Vexzal Don't watch his early stuff. Don't watch anyone from Channel Awesome's early stuff. @Kalindlara Holy shit that's awesome! Lots of intricate detail! The scales in particular look very organic. @Kalindlara I like it! Are you using references? @Kalindlara wtf you get all the popular boys and girls to notice you D: (<3 <3 <3) @ExistentialEnso Not with that attitude. :P @Kalindlara I DMed you. "@Kalindlara I don't remember said drama. All I remember was a thing where Spoony's GF deleted his forum, but I don't recall if that was related." "@HarrisonLaine @Kalindlara Yeah see I have no memories or WHY, but I recall many years ago hearing enough drama about everyone there that I ditched them all." "@Kalindlara I don't consciously have any inkling that he's an egg. It was dream logic. Weird that you think you could also see it, though." "@HarrisonLaine Lindsay Ellis (formally ""Nostalgia Chick,"" blegh) has become so much more, though. I HIGHLY recommend catching up if you haven't." "@Kalindlara I haven't even thought about Spoony for many years. Oh, except, um... for one time about a year ago... >_> https://t.co/1A5CoZCqAn" @ForeverFrskyFox No it's fine. :P @ForeverFrskyFox There we go. Honestly I was kind of proud of forgetting the name. It's been a solid half a decade since I touched anything related to Team Awesome (was that what it was called?) other than Lindsay Ellis. (I'm autoplaying the Ultimate Power series of reviews and I guess he took a while to review the whole thing) It's been years since I've watched a Atop The Fourth Wall episode and out of nowhere he's now on a space ship. "@Miss_Emme_Iris @cora_made_of *squeaks* Th-thank you, Miss." "@Miss_Emme_Iris @cora_made_of Yes, Miss. Sorry I didn't finish listening earlier, Miss." @Miss_Emme_Iris @cora_made_of For reasons that aren't terribly interesting I didn't actually see the last second or two of this video until now. >_> Emma might be a huge scaredy cat but she's ALSO a massive cuddleslut. https://t.co/3I7jZVYkOo "@Miss_Emme_Iris Mmmm as you wish, Miss Emme <3 <3 <3" @Aleharia I saw a super cute Fawkes the Phoenix plush at Gamestop yesterday. @valeriehalla Throwback Thursday @Miss_Emme_Iris @cora_made_of *shivers* Mmmm :3 @gwen_no_fear Cute! @Miss_Emme_Iris @cora_made_of OMG Miss you sound amazing!! "@TiaZenSin How about ""Here, have $10,000,000""" @MattyFranklyn HER PEG LEG IS A GEM STONE "THIS TOY EXISTS BUT I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. I think it's yet to be released. Holiday season is right around the corner, after all. https://t.co/KH00vPan04" The biggest crime of the My Little Pony movie was not having enough Captain Celaeno in it TBH https://t.co/WKjT8GtU5U Anyone know if the Warcraft movie is streaming anywhere? Doesn't seem like it's on Prime. "@emuchaton Real talk tho it's a really nice butt. Like I know we all love to talk about it a bunch, but seriously. Quality butt 10/10." @emuchaton Sexy smooth bits <3 <3 <3 There's also a perplexing door flip thing on the counter so you can switch between any two treats. Not sure of the play value in that. "Pinkie is a little hard to stand up, and the tiny table needs to be reset with hot water before anything can rest on it." This set is super cute! I especially love the little crab tray with crab cakes. She also has an apron but it looks dumb so I took it off. https://t.co/gJ7wDnS16r @cuteandlewdtoy Any time!! @Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup @cuteandlewdtoy But I LIKE that name. D: @KentabooRex Can I just say The more you post the more I am so glad we're mutuals @FauxPup @cuteandlewdtoy Call me whatever you like. <3 @anarachykitten If you say so. :P @FauxPup @cuteandlewdtoy That totally makes sense! I guess I wouldn't mind too much if someone else called me that. <3 @FauxPup @cuteandlewdtoy I never really liked that name. Felt unnecessary. If I'm admitting to being an MLP fan I say Brony. "@cuteandlewdtoy @FauxPup That's understandable. I call myself an ex-Brony or Brony depending on my mood, but only b/c I fell off of watching the show." @FauxPup @cuteandlewdtoy https://t.co/IcSxmegGaz @cuteandlewdtoy @FauxPup I have a favorite too. :P (These are actually older pictures-- it's an even bigger collection now) https://t.co/NXrJXZ0yV7 "So yeah I definitely recommend this movie to any Bronies who still haven't see it! Might have to wait until the Bluray release, though 23/23" "Again, I see trans allegories everywhere now, lol. 22/" "I especially liked the We Got This song, since, you know... #WeGotThis. 21/" There were only I think five songs? Maybe six? All of them were good with Tempest's being the weakest. 20/ so much so that I kinda want to cosplay her! 19/ "I really liked Captain Celaeno in particular. She's a great example of the solid character designs in this movie, 18/" ...helping them defeat Storm King at the end. 17/ "The rest of the movie is a combination Hero's Journey/Road Movie, complete with all the colorful friends they met along the way... 16/" That's a powerful message that had me crying in the theater. 15/ By the end of the movie she's accepted by the other ponies who love her DESPITE her broken horn. She's not really broken after all. 14/ "I don't think Tempest's story fits perfectly into a trans narrative, but if you squint a bit it's there. 13/" It's difficult for me not to see trans allegories in movies these days. 12/ This was a character that felt broken and alone. She took another name (Tempest is NOT her birth name) & decided 2 serve the Storm King. 11/ but personally I connected with her more than previous villains. 10/ "She fits into the ""Friendship is pointless"" character trope the series' villains are known for, 9/" "I liked her quite a bit. Her story is properly tragic, having her horn broken as a filly and abandoned by her friends. 8/" "This was mostly because Tempest, the Storm King's right-hand pony, served villain duties for the vast majority of the movie. 7/" "(he hates cute things, wants to be powerful and cool), but we didn't even get to properly know him until the climax of the movie! 6/" He needed his own song to flesh his character out. They hinted at a character that I think would have been serviceable enough 5/ "the character designs were stellar, and the songs were pretty good too. The weakest element was the Storm King. 4/" "but it was neither better nor worse than my expectations. The animation was really good (yay high frame rate movie budgets), 3/" "I liked it! I think, much like Rogue One, I would really only recommend this movie to people who are already fans of the franchise, 2/" So I was able to catch the 2nd-to-last showing of My Little Pony The Movie before my local theater stopped showing it. Almost missed it! 1/ @BCTDenver @Sabriality Yeah I'm only an hour North of you. Not surprised. So! I really liked My Little Pony The Movie but I don't really want to write a review on my phone on the bus. Review when I get home! 🦄 @Miss_Emme_Iris Yes please 💕💜💕 @Sabriality It was sunny when I left the house!! 😭 I am NOT dressed for snow. ❄😖❄ https://t.co/JyEgMgfnBg "Saw a toy commercial for ""Hatchimals Surprise"" with the slogan ""Who will you hatch?"" ... 👀👀👀" (Cinema is a communal experience IMO) "It would appear I'll be the only one in the theater. I'm weird in that I actually DON'T like that, but I don't want to miss this movie." However if it's a show there's no reason to exclude such an important trans role model. Not even sure if it's a show or a movie but I am very interested. Just saw a commercial for #LostInOz before my movie. If Princess Ozma is in it she better be trans you cowards. @mk_mot13 GOD I wish that were me My god Twitter must you pander THAT much to me? https://t.co/ToHHFH73XS "@Diana_Hignutt Nah, they're heckin cute 💕" "@Flowabelle EXCUSE. The lighting must be weird. I usually say I'm a dirty blonde. Red hair on both sides of my family, tho. You should see my brother." "@FauxPup Awww, sure! 💕🦄" "I mean, to be sure I am going out cis male passing but... ponies." UGH I forgot to shave before catching the bus. I don't think I look TOO bad? https://t.co/TnoUsRVkcq @Kalindlara She was my first waifu @AnnaDorableGirl (Because friendships mean SO much more) @spookperson I think I've reached several magnitudes of gay at this point. @AnnaDorableGirl I feel this. But it's different than before. Far easier to just be friends if that boundary is inferred or established outright. It has come to my attention that today is the last day the My Little Pony movie will be playing in my area. To the bus stop!! @ThatSabineGirl 💕💕💕 @direhellswan Oh my yes hello 🌈💕 @Aleharia And like half the defense characters often get yelled at if the match goes south. "@Aleharia We haven't. I think they create characters more organically than ""We need a new [X]"" and there are a ton of defense already." @Aleharia I honestly think they put her in the support grouping because there was too few supports and too many defense characters. @PubicZirconium Honestly that combined with this should have been a one-two punch for an easy Hilary win. https://t.co/r8vigSBLGD "@nlafanclub I had a sex drive, now I don't really on HRT. I've heard it's the opposite for others. Who can say." "@nlafanclub As near as I can tell, sex drive is about the most ""Your Mileage May Vary""-y thing there is for trans women." And the call isn't out there at all IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE Couples costume idea https://t.co/OQ4i9ftfO2 Somewhere out there a lesbian TERF just had an aneurysm. "@KentabooRex @Aleharia Checkmate, atheists." Lesbian culture https://t.co/W8RMcBZfMh @Djw175 Finally found it @Djw175 https://t.co/O9hGaL3JMB "@KentabooRex @Aleharia I mean, three furry trash opinions must like, cancel out the furriness to form an objective opinion surely" @KentabooRex @Aleharia @KatGibes (I plan to 💚) I feel rather called out. https://t.co/e6KwmOSUST @emuchaton Ladies? ... I don't think I'm good at this. @deathpigeon https://t.co/fdD20ziCiy @FauxPup I'm on my way. @FauxPup Tempting... @FauxPup Would if I could! I have it on Bluray. :3 @Djw175 It's a pretty common problem for us. :P @FauxPup (cue the Kubo and the Two Strings fans coming in to yell at me) @FauxPup You really should! It's an extremely good movie. Deserving of its Best Animated Feature award IMO. "@Djw175 Quick where's that pic of Jane Lynch saying ""As a feminist I'm outraged but as a lesbian I'm turned on""?" @FauxPup She really is. https://t.co/1vt99JGB2T @XylariaVG Shit I didn't even see this tweet before saying the same damn thing wtf "@Djw175 It's like, a solid 50% of the reason I'll admit." "She's actually really, REALLY well-written." AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M FURRY TRASH AND SHE'S MY WAIFU Meanwhile 90% of the reason I love Zootopia is the character Judy Hopps. "@XylariaVG Hey restarting Chrome worked. Thank you, though!" @XylariaVG Doesn't seem to have worked. I'll panic if it's still doing it after a reset. @aedison This is trans culture. Every time I click my mouse it's highlighting shit and I don't know why. @Kalindlara IT REALLY IS @GoblinScribe No worries! <3 "Oh, and, second-favorite scene: https://t.co/2RJMC4Q1nO" "...but then I remember this scene and think, ""Fuck it, it's still my favorite."" 21/21" I feel a little bad for saying this is my favorite Disney animated movie given how recent it is... 20/ But this is Disney so OF COURSE that doesn't end up being true. But when Ralph discovers that it's all the more... sweeter. 19/ Trying to SAVE the only friend you ever had's life shatters her dreams. You cannot be anything but a bad guy. 18/ "NOTHING you can do, Ralph, will make you any more than what everyone thinks you are. Talk about a dark moment. 17/" "And the tragedy cherry on top of all of it: ""You really are a bad guy."" 16/" This scene would not be half of what it is without very carefully placed motivations and revelations. It's SO GOOD. 15/ "Despite 90% of WIR's plot hanging on weird in-universe rules explained seconds before they're relevant, the writing in it is TIGHT. 14/" Though later it does make King Candy's eventual reveal all the more exciting. 13/ "And he gave Ralph his medal. Candy just wants what's best for everyone... or so we think. at least. This scene still works, though. 12/" "Not even King Candy! As he says, he and everyone but Vanellope will escape the game being unplugged. He has far less to lose. 11/" This is an extremely satisfying tragedy because the audience knows none of the characters have any choice. 10/ So he's forced to stop her the best way he knows how. 9/ Ralph TALKS to her. He EXPLAINS why he's doing what he's doing. But Vanellope doesn't care. 8/ What's the worst part of any misunderstanding in a movie? When the characters don't simply TALK to each other. 7/ "What I love about this is in a lesser movie, Ralph might simply say ""It's not like that!"" and the drama would be contrived. 6/" Only KC could have given him that medal. Ralph sold her out. Except he didn't! He's trying to save her life! 5/ "In addition to Ralph suddenly shattering Vanellope's dreams just as she was almost in reach, she sees Ralph's medal. 4/" "RIGHT after bonding with her, Ralph is told by King Candy that if Vanellope competes in the race, she'll die because she's a glitch. 3/" "Spoilers, obviously. Hoo boy there are LAYERS to this scene. I don't know how well I can summarize, but if it's been awhile for you... 2/" Don't know why I'm on such a Disney kick tonight but I'd like to rant about my favorite scene in Wreck-It Ralph. 1/ https://t.co/pRIZLI4KW0 Worst part about this happening is I feel like no one will ever believe me. This is a thing assholes say. https://t.co/2uwalBT5Hw @Aleharia Having them... flown in? @princessfloof Semen dreamin' "@Aleharia Presumably in said alternate universe Lin-Manuel Miranda did the songs for Zootopia which, I mean. Fuck." @emuchaton I'm 100% sub and you make me seriously consider it. @Miss_Emme_Iris I absorbed a lot of this education through osmosis. "@Miss_Emme_Iris I mean, that's what it is! I bet if I actually went to film school this would be most movies for me." What I'm saying is I think in the alternate universe where Zootopia was a musical it became my favorite movie of all time. "But no songs in those! I mean, short of Zootopia's Pixar-esque diegetic song Try Everything, which I do love." Meanwhile Wreck-It Ralph and Zootopia I had way more fun with because the plots weren't nearly as paint-by-numbers. "Which is not BAD per se, but it results in a movie I was only okay with whereas the album I would argue is just about perfect." "It was like, Joseph Campbell by way of post-Renaissance Disney polished down to a science." "It was the hero's lowest point, so of course the wise old sage returned (after being hinted at after she died) to help her." "...the literally second before Gramma Tala's ghost came back I was in the theater literally whispering, ""Aaaaaand ghost manta ray!"" *points*" "Moana's music really is truly amazing, but that story, ugh... I feel like ""predictable"" is a really elitist description, but..." @ExistentialEnso Sign me up. "Just read some of the replies to this. Fun fact if you call cis ""allies"" out on their transphobic shit they get real mad real fast. https://t.co/2sKXUZJ6pN" @JuHachiGoC18 https://t.co/c5j0YlLsS9 @00Himesaurus00 @Hbomberguy This is an entirely fair request and I have no idea why other @Hbomberguy fans(???) are reacting so poorly to it. "@SecretGamerGrrl You're right, and I'm not sure how to feel about that. I am equal parts saddened and nonplussed." @SecretGamerGrrl RIGHT?! I'm loving these. "@cora_made_of Better than nothing, I suppose." "@cora_made_of @MagsVisaggs Meanwhile unless I'm mistaken, Girl Scouts allows trans girls to join." "@MagsVisaggs I noticed that after condensing the tweet and thought, ""This feels right.""" @MagsVisaggs I've heard it been theorized that this was a move to get parents to take their girls out of the secular GS & into the Christian BS. @zoeydoesnttweet lol I honestly thought just me and my friends called it gay bacon @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith Holy shit congrats! @KentabooRex I switched because Firefox runs much more slowly and has trouble loading YouTube videos quickly and reliably. Chrome is better IMO. When I do eventually get 280 this is going to be even more annoying. Which means I lose the tweet and have to re-type EVERYTHING. And I KEEP falling for this. Why is it programmed this way? Highlighting text in one big mouse swoop that ends outside the text box. Chrome (but not Firefox) counts that as clicking outside the box. "Often you have to delete shit in the sentence you just typed (gimme 280 Twitter jesus fuck), and I've gotten used to..." Huge annoyance switching from Firefox to Chrome: Highlighting text in a tweet. @LivyAubergine Grats! <3 <3 <3 @cora_made_of @Miss_Emme_Iris Further into transitioning I get the more I wonder if trans women arent too hard on their voices. I bet mine has changed more than I realize @Aleharia @KentabooRex Gonna put this out there: Queer furry artists = best "@QueenStodge I saw Man of Steel, didn't love it. The TRAILER for BvS was enough to keep me away (plus reviews confirming my fears). I liked WW tho." "@QueenStodge I haven't watched the trailers. I have no interest in that series. It means I can't fairly have an opinion of quality, but I still dont care" "I mean, by all accounts it SHOULD have been like, late summer 2018 at the earliest. I meant I assumed their dumb rushed date was early '18." "Like, ""How do you have this footage already. Are you taking any care with it whatsoever?"" I assumed early 2018." "Hell when the FIRST teaser trailer (which I think was like, right after BvS?) I felt it was too soon." Oh my god I just found out Justice League comes out next month. How. Why. @cora_made_of Omg wish I could have been there! <3 @cora_made_of Looks like fun! @LivyAubergine Must be frustrating. :3 I'm jealous. <3 @Aleharia @KentabooRex @KatGibes Aw thank "@SecretGamerGrrl Some places accept trans customers (like the place I go to), but clearly it's not a universal practice." "@KentabooRex @KatGibes (not to get too self-promote-y, but furry artists gotta stick together)" "@KentabooRex (btw if you want to follow my still fairly new art Twitter, it's at @KatGibes)" @KentabooRex I love your art! I gotta commission you as soon as I have some extra cash! "@Aleharia @odinsdream Research is important, is all." @Aleharia @odinsdream She did the research and their model cost like several thousand? You need to spend ten thousand or more on a machine for it to work. @Aleharia @odinsdream The woman who runs the place I go to tried to get her hair lasered off years ago and it all grew back. Because the place had a cheap machine @Aleharia @odinsdream Make sure to inquire what kid of equipment they have. The cheaper laser equipment won't be permanent. (@KentabooRex follows me) Omg I love every word of your bio you're perfect @AmazonChique Fucking preach it. "@ZJemptv TERFs leaning on that argument kinda makes no sense beyond, ""We're going to make your life miserable, here's some examples.""" "@ZJemptv I feel like an detransitioner whose reasoning is societal (friends and family didn't accept them, etc), shouldn't be considered." "@ZJemptv I believe there was a video of yours that covered a lot of this, but it seems like the top reason to detransition is b/c of social pressures" @theNeXTfan No worries. @theNeXTfan I had a lot of trouble coming back to this discussion b/c you kept replying to the same comment rather than make a thread. V hard to follow. @theNeXTfan @Sabriality Oh then we agree. No arguments here. My bad. @theNeXTfan @Sabriality Not talking about that. I'm taking about communication. "@theNeXTfan Not saying you did. I'm saying for example ""Group up"" followed by ""need healing"" might need less than 5 sec between them" ngl I kinda want some goldfish crackers and apple juice rn "@theNeXTfan @Sabriality I disagree when it comes to the important ones. Group up, acknowledged, need healing, etc. But the ""fun"" ones, sure." The fellow I'm replying to is a transphobe y'all might want to preemptively block. Just sayin'. https://t.co/If9jkoU9jG @CoolCatBlue23 @the_moviebob My dude... you're talking to a woman and seem very confused. Go lay down. Have a nap. Eat some goldfish crackers. Have some apple juice. "@Sabriality That's fair. Though I will say one of my favorite matches was with a pretty good D.Va who spammed ""Happy Halloween!"" in April." @Sabriality Thats not the best example because IRL games can't program reality itself. There are other cheats in games that are possible but not allowed "@theNeXTfan @Sabriality I mean there's a cooldown after I think five in a row? But they could totally have a cap on the ""fun"" ones on a per-game basis." @Sabriality @RequineGG DID I MISS SOMETHING? DID I MISS SOMETHING? DID I MISS SOMETHING? Seriously they're giving us troll-ish lines. I use them. @Sabriality This is literally me. On both counts. What's considered spamming? I usually just do it before the game starts. @princess_stef69 @OriginalFunko Release them @the_moviebob Gamers: Where a grown-ass white guy can be a kid. "@Miss_Emme_Iris n-nothing, Miss" @Miss_Emme_Iris o_o @Peachqueenallie (also nice boobs) @Peachqueenallie How are you so cute?! <3 "@MagsVisaggs @Allicrombie Probably just looks at your dick, assuming the worst is true about Rowling. :/" "@Allicrombie @MagsVisaggs (And it doesn't work that way for a girl going up the boy stairs, so this really is ""male bodies stay out of female spaces"" shit)" "@Allicrombie @MagsVisaggs No, I meant the stairs inside. We know if a boy tries to go up the girl stairs it turns into a slide. We now know how the stairs judge that." "@MagsVisaggs I remarked yesterday that we probably have a working theory as to how the girls' dormitory in the Griffindor tower keeps ""boys"" out. D:" @odinsdream It's a locally-owned place in my city. Unless you're in Northern Colorado I don't think more info will help. :/ @emuchaton And now today feels pretty gay too. This is an improvement. "@ZJemptv No but their thing is pretending they actually hate it. ""Nooo I don't want to see your porn don't make meeeee."" I ain't kink shaming." No using the phone required! That is a bonus I did not expect but greatly appreciate. "Not only does my laser place give 50% off to trans people, you can contact the woman running it over Facebook if you want." @MagsVisaggs @jk_rowling Quite possibly! But you have to think with all the people calling her out for the past two days she'd've read it by now surely? I dunno. @Miss_Emme_Iris *murrs* "@MagsVisaggs @jk_rowling Same. I don't think there are very many likely alternative explanations (did she not read it?), but it's heartbreaking." @Miss_Emme_Iris *whines* @LadyWoodlouse @sapphixy Realizing that is an important first step 💕 Wait October is almost over what the hell happened. I swear it was June last week. @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @played_straight They literally said jerking off a second earlier tho @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @tasmosunt @played_straight You were born in the 80's. I appreciate that. @played_straight @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @tasmosunt Omg we have so much in common @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @played_straight I know. :/ @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @tasmosunt @played_straight I'm 30. I feel this. "@deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @played_straight Not enough, really." @played_straight @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @lazysquire Actual sign in a neighbor's lawn: https://t.co/1KC9biud2D "@RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @played_straight (I also attended said school and it was a community college. ""The school"" made it sound like maybe grade school and I ain't that old)" @deathpigeon @played_straight @RoryWalkerEsq That could work @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @played_straight But now you know how I feel! Vikky knows everyone! I have a Twitter famous friend! @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @played_straight We've known each other for a while. I worked at the school they went to. @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @played_straight No but you should next time I'm over @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @played_straight Then they're REALLY too narrow @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon @played_straight This!! I want them wider and one of them is useless but I forgot what it's called @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq @AhmedinhoJr https://t.co/7BvuwFrltz @HanabiTori I thought I was already following you wtf (fixed) It's 3:35am why am I doing this Getting a bunch of new followers what's up everyone @RoryWalkerEsq @Naan_Binary_ @deathpigeon I am making a note to dig into it tomorrow! "@RoryWalkerEsq proof that I think you're super cool, not that you asked for it." "@deathpigeon Damn, you're right" "I'm sorry, but I have the perfect cat. Binx is perfect, it's just Science." @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon https://t.co/S4xFEOiocM @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq Perfect. My collection of awesome mutuals grows. (I really do admire them and am super happy I found an opportunity to ask) https://t.co/YZwW7oqxaL @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq I did and they didn't follow me back. D:< They ARE cute and nice tho. @ZJemptv Men are weak. Lets all be lesbians. @Aleharia Omg happy birthday!!! 💕💕 tfw you can tell all four of your cats apart from their purrs alone "Surely there has to be a less verbose way of saying ""I am an unmitigated douchebag."" https://t.co/YZ8kRwzv8R" @RainBlackKat Like The Purge except kinda helpful? "@GoblinScribe Thank you for asking, but yes, I hoped people would in fact retweet it." "@ExistentialEnso I stopped watching SP a season or 2 b4 PCP was introduced, but his inclusion made me decide not to come back. Was worried he was in the game" @storm_undone I will admit that I have always been quick to cry and I am a confessed cinephile. But there is a noticeable difference on HRT. "@AmeliaCarehart It's not every night for me, but it's far more common." These cries are often VERY recuperative. I feel much better now. Just wanted to relay my experiences with estrogen crying. 6/6 "I now have the ability to just have tears flowing. I'm not sobbing. I'm sad and crying, but I'm not sobbing. 5/" "I wouldn't sob during sad movies, but tears like that usually stayed in my eyes. I'd well up and then dry out. 4/" "Old me saw very little distinction between crying and sobbing, because there wasn't one. One usually meant the other. 3/" "Pre-HRT me would've read that sentence as, ""I cry more easily."" But it's different than that. 2/" Tears flow more freely now. 1/ "@cuteandlewdtoy Aww, me too! Anytime, cutie! <3" "(Oh, and my tweet was playful ribbing. The context is honestly not that interesting unless you're an obsessive Mega64 fan)" I guess that's kind of irrelevant... I guess I just mean they've stayed largely the same and I am SO different. "I've been a Mega64 fan for... shit, ten years now. They've somehow managed to stay largely a-political while I've drifted to the severe Left" "I'm so deep down the Queer Twitter rabbit hole, sometimes it's like, ""Oh yeah, cishet semi-famous people can notice me too!""" "Aw, that's sweet. Got some mini-senpai feels from 1/4th of Mega64 liking my comment (Garrett). https://t.co/SmgeACm9nv" @AnaMardoll @sesmith @arthur_affect @sirens_con omg I want to read that! @siobhanbjorknas @Kalindlara lol I'm just done with playing atm but I'm enjoying the show! <3 "@BlazerBluejeans Your mileage may vary, as they say." This thread is one hell of a ride. https://t.co/ZqhwtzNOr8 I don't know how to convince someone I exist who is dead-set on believing otherwise. 14/14 "Either medical professionals are conspiring, or trans people, or the government-- SOMEONE must be lying, in their mind. 13/" So I have to conclude they don't believe we exist. Some part of our existence must be a conspiracy to them. 12/ But EVERY possible argument or justification they have just leads nowhere. 11/ "I realize for a ton of cis ppl, trans people are simply not in their realm of existence. They don't have to think about this shit. 10/" You think a person who is actively blocking their testosterone and taking estrogen will be indistinguishable from a man? 9/ You think the ENTIRE medical community is just making shit up? Do you trust their judgement on other things? Why not here? 8/ (TW) You think NO trans woman has EVER been raped? Or KILLED simply for being trans? 7/ "You honestly think trans women cannot experience misogyny? What, you think there are NO ""passing"" trans women ANYWHERE? 6/" "...the more it feels like you're arguing with a Creationist. A reality denier. Cis ppl don't have to understand it, just accept reality. 5/" "Because they don't think we're women. I mean, no shit, but the longer you're trans (or even have friends and family who are trans)... 4/" They don't want men in women's locker rooms? Then why do they want WOMEN in men's locker rooms? 3/ "No, seriously. They accept that there are people who call themselves trans, but some part of our existence is disregarded. 2/" Transphobes screaming about bathrooms and locker rooms don't believe we exist. 1/ @Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup !!! @FauxPup The Thirst corrupts all. @siobhanbjorknas @Kalindlara We'll remember you for next time. <3 @ExistentialEnso I... kinda want to play this now. @Speed_Freak01 Fuck yeah Murkrow is viable. Murkrow's the best. @CiaraTheBraid Do I ever! @CiaraTheBraid I JUST smoked the last of my stuff. Jealous. <3 Preorders when https://t.co/lJXfxq02JV "@mega64 Cannibal The Musical takes place in Colorado, not the Yukon. Start over." @Kalindlara @Miss_Emme_Iris @Djw175 @FauxPup halps o_o "@Miss_Emme_Iris @Djw175 @Kalindlara @FauxPup Oh, Miss! Um... yeah, I can't get involved with anything like that without permission. Good thing I wasn't asking to. >___>" "@Kalindlara @Djw175 @FauxPup Yeah only someone like me who's in no way contributing or helping at all could get dragged in, really." "@Djw175 So much of my TL is just Thirst now. Thanks, everyone. :P" @Kalindlara @yrgynoidgalpal @Djw175 Holy fuck this is hot. @annamoonesyou That sounds super convenient tbh @Miss_Emme_Iris *whines* Really? @cuteandlewdtoy @Miss_Emme_Iris I'm betting Miss would want me kneeling right now. >_> @cuteandlewdtoy @Miss_Emme_Iris aaaaa actually blushing aaaaa I've never had to subscribe to vlogbrothers. YouTube has that recommendation down pat. @ContraPoints Did you get that because you're trans you think? "@Djw175 @Kalindlara That makes sense. Then yeah, I have the first kind." @cuteandlewdtoy ><;;;;; (thank) @cuteandlewdtoy @Miss_Emme_Iris *whimpers* @Djw175 @Kalindlara Fair enough. I guess what I have could be called dysphoria but I don't mind my junk. Just rather have something else. @cuteandlewdtoy I loved every second of it! I understand your concern but it's no fun if I'm open about how much I love it as a sub. @cuteandlewdtoy @Miss_Emme_Iris *nods while red faced* "@Djw175 @Kalindlara Oh absolutely. I very often get that ""Someone needs to fuck me in equipment I don't currently have"" feels. Sucks." @Kalindlara @Djw175 Corruption of Champions is trans culture. @Djw175 @Kalindlara Ooh that sounds kinda fun actually. @PelagicPrism @Kalindlara Your mileage may vary! "@Djw175 RIGHT? I get hard like, right before orgasm now. It's great because yay gender affirmation but still really weird." @Kalindlara It's more of a... longing. In your crotch. With nothing physical to show for it. @cuteandlewdtoy @Miss_Emme_Iris I'm flying to Seattle for a week this Sunday to meet her and some other kinky friends for the first time. >_> @cuteandlewdtoy @Miss_Emme_Iris *whines* @Sarahbear81 I'm nervous about @'ing her. I don't need that kind of attention. Seriously though I'm only kind of getting used to this. DID YOU KNOW: You can get horny without an erection? It's the magic of estrogen! "I have NO idea, rather. That was probably understood, though." They'll never know how dangerous it is for people like me to be even a couple degrees of separation from that shit. "Also a lot of posts about the cringeness/hypocrisy of SJWs. I have idea what this person found in me, but I block that kind of shit." Oh hey a furry artist followed me! *hashtagMAGA in their bio* How did you even find me. @cora_made_of *so excite* @cora_made_of Wish I could see it! @cora_made_of I LOVE performance art. That sounds both scary and exciting! @ValTheSpiderQ why do men have to men so much "@BlazerBluejeans Oh shit nice! Well it'll look impressive on a shelf if nothing else, lol." @BlazerBluejeans https://t.co/LyWAnj6rrP @BlazerBluejeans Have you seen the Best of the Worst episode on it? It's unfortunately not as exciting as the cover leads you to believe. :/ "It's on Amazon Prime, btw. Forgot to mention that." "But if you're trans yourself, know that the narrative is very specifically designed to make sense to cis people first and foremost." "So I guess those are my thoughts on the documentary Trans. If you have cis friends & family willing to watching, I'd recommend it." "Chloe committed suicide in 2010, btw. She was almost 19." Pam cries later in the documentary. Totally understandable. It's been very hard on her. @0xc0ffea By now certainly she'd've read it. Enough people are dragging her into this discourse at this point she must have. @MikkiGorman Woman's intuition. Or maybe Rowling just doesn't read the articles she likes. That'd be ironic. I usually assume authors read like crazy. Or she's a full-on TERF. I'm describing the BEST-case scenario here. She doesn't find it objectionable to conclude that the best way to protect women is to lump trans women in with men. JK Rowling believes that the idea that trans women should be excluded from women-only spaces is perfectly agreeable. "And how back over the UK they did away with that way earlier. Ironic, isn't it?" "Still haven't seen Fantastic Beasts, but I know one plot point in the movie is how muggle-phobic US Wizard & Witches are." "Like, many of us had no idea how forward-thinking we were about this. Even our Left is Right." "As an American, it's fucking unreal to hear about just how transphobic the UK is." "@d_m_elms No, but: https://t.co/yEbsNKKf9k" "Sorry, kids. There are no trans students at Hogwarts. because ""male bodies.""" I think we now know how the girls' dormitory stairs worked in Hogwarts. They looked at genitalia only. "Even this post might blow up forcing me to go into lockdown mode. I'm posting this to alert my trans sibling. Put it on blast, everyone" "I cant just simply @ you, Rowling. Because youre too famous. I would be inviting a horde of people to harass me, despite being ""male bodied""" "Hey JK Rowling, am I to understand you simply didn't read the article you liked, or should we assume you agree with it? https://t.co/wP7ow4IDMc" @Sabriality Oh yeah that's today isn't it? She's remarkably strong-willed. I'm sure all that hurts her deeply but she's not showing signs of it. Her youngest son (23 at the time of the documentary) is at least open to understanding. "Poor Pam. Her ex-wife doesn't understand, her oldest son has cut her out from her life, she's not welcome in her daughter's house..." @VanessaColebeck @ZJemptv Dammit I was gonna make that joke. :P @direhellswan Oh I'm sorry! We both know it's worth it I just get weird with body stuff. I can't even think about my fucking cataract surgery coming up without freaking out a little. But I still want this. You know I'm serious about having this done when even I'm not deterred by this grossness. I can't even deal right now. "Also, like, they take skin off, THEN remove hair and sew it all back up." I NEVER NEED TO SEE TESTICLES AFTER BEING REMOVED FROM A BODY PLEASE AND THANK YOU "Okay, sorry for the topic swerve but they are showing WAY TOO MUCH of this vaginoplasty surgery..." "I know that was the ultimatum Chloe felt she faced. I can't speak for the dead, but she probably felt like there was no other option." You know what most trans people would regret far more? Committing suicide. "Because one of them, Pam, says her ex-wife tried to convince her she'd regret it. Some cis people really don't get it." Interesting that I'm still digesting this part while the documentary has moved onto talking to two trans women better bottom surgeries. They played the 911 call. It was a shotgun. During the operator asked if it appears like she'll make it. A certain no was the answer. "@norintha Well, I'm trying to look at this documentary like a cis person would. To them it might seem like once you come out it gets better." Anyone writing this story wouldn't have had it go this way. There's often still a lot of suffering even after coming out. It'd be really nice if these narratives could wrap up in a nice neat bow. They come out and their life turns around. Doesn't always happen. She was out to friends and family but still couldn't find work and was too scared to go full-time. "Yeah, she committed suicide. Shot herself in the head." "Okay, she graduated in 2009. Four years younger than me. We wouldn't have been in the same high school. That still could have been me." @FauxPup @Miss_Emme_Iris That'd be quite nice <3 @FauxPup @Miss_Emme_Iris (It's the best thing ever but I can't just SAY that. We both know better. :P) @Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup *whimpers* @JSonofbod @ZJemptv That divide is not required or very helpful. "@JSonofbod @ZJemptv Yes, and other gross terms. It's created a perceived divide where you're either an ""SJW"" and hate porn, or an anti-SJW and love/create it" "@Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup *whines* I'm right here, you know. >_>" @ZJemptv @30_Helens SO many prominent porn artist are so incredibly toxic. 30 Helens is a refreshing reminder that that doesn't have to be the case. @ZJemptv @30_Helens She's super awesome and a great example of how porn art can exist without transphobia or toxic masculinity. "@Aleharia For even well-meaning cis people, separating gender from gender expression is really hard." @Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup ><;;;;;;;; "@Aleharia Protecting kids from information about being queer is child abuse, plain and simple." @Miss_Emme_Iris *whines* @Miss_Emme_Iris W-what? O_O "@Maiamancer Yeah, I know I'm just grasping at straws. It probably wouldn't have been very different but who knows." I dunno. Bad memories of those kinds of people. Her mom accepts her gender. But everyone in this family/friend circle is the worst kind of Central Valley white trash. They switched to another story. I don't know what caused Chloe's death but they're saving it for later apparently. They're only interviewing her friends and family. I think my mom said Chloe has since passed away. Not there yet in the docu though. Oh my god this trans girl Chloe could have been me. Looks like we would have graduated around the same time. Same town too. I spent my teenage years there. Had it not been such a conservative hellhole I MIGHT have found trans people to look up to and help me. """You don't see a lot of trans people in Clovis... that you know of."" No fucking shit. Fresno/Clovis sucks ass." Now's the part of the documentary my mom was telling me about. She met someone who was in this documentary. Mom of a trans girl. "But information saved her life. This kid was suicidal. Running into traffic, constructing nooses. This would have been BEFORE she was 7." "They were completely lost, trying to keep their kid from dressing too girly outside of the house and it was causing all kinds of problems." Proof that these documentaries help: This 7-year-old girl's parents finally knew what to do after years once they watched one. @storm_undone @LauraJaneGrace Yeah I think by and large these kinda of documentaries are VERY important and valuable. For trans ppl though they can be a little odd. But this one DID come out in 2013. A 7-year-old trans girl interviewed at the beginning shows off her Tangled toys. "Okay, they just showed a clip from a different trans documentary from 2001 about the same woman, AND IT LOOKS THE SAME." "@GwynScribbles I mean, there might be no convincing her but what I would ask if why anyone would make this up." I don't necessarily mean that as a bad thing. Trans issues 101 are important for cis people to learn. It's just very obviously for them. "Also, liberal use of incorrect pronouns for talking about past events in the lives of trans people. Doing otherwise would confuse cis ppl." "Like, any rando on the street could be trans, but if the concept of being trans makes no sense to you whatsoever, you're probably not trans." "It's super corny, but again, it's for cis people. ""IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE."" *dramatic chord* I mean... kinda?" This documentary was made in 2013 but the production value looks like one from 2005. @GwynScribbles Your mom has very backwards views on trans issues that don't befit her political alignment. lol I appreciate the love and support but goddammit I need 280. This was the main thing I wanted to complain about. :P https://t.co/8ZK6jvterb "@GwynScribbles Sorry you don't feel comfortable coming out. For what it's worth, even I felt that way when I was younger. I know that's cold comfort." "@GwynScribbles I recognize how lucky I am. My mom, despite being a conservative Christian, cannot understand how parents couldn't accept their kids." "But HOO BOY WAS THIS MADE FOR CIS PEOPLE. Like, we need these documentaries to exist, but it's funny how cis it feels." She saw a docu called Trans that she recommended to me. I promised her I'd watch it because I do like hearing other transition stories. "My mom has been awesome about my transitioning. She's learning what she can. It's taking time, but the effort is 100% there." @CmdrMaxillius I also have no makeup skills and my voice has a long way to go. The only different between me and you is I've been on HRT for 4 months or so "@CmdrMaxillius Egg usually means denial. Like, if you asked an egg if they were an egg, they'd say no. You can be trans without transitioning." "@CmdrMaxillius Usually if you know you're an egg, you're not an egg. You're trans but can't transition yet, and that's totally fine. <3" @FelikittyPGH Sounds amazing <3 "@cuteandlewdtoy Aw, thanks! You as well!" @Lucy_Sider It's remarkable how different yet the same all our stories are. 💕 @kat_blaque Men are cancelled. @cuteandlewdtoy 💕💕💕 @Miss_Emme_Iris ><;;;;; @BlazerBluejeans That's one of the few valid reasons. Stay safe. At least you know it's who you are. <3 https://t.co/06bHPWsEOz @Miss_Emme_Iris @drenpile_mark *nods* yours <3 And then Kat was SO bad at domming she needed help. :P I am actually red faced now. Miss is probably loving this. https://t.co/ZjVnlCO92R @gdiClaire @Kalindlara @FauxPup *takes notes* @Miss_Emme_Iris @drenpile_mark I could probably fall asleep like this if it were IRL. D: @Kalindlara @FauxPup (I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING) @Miss_Emme_Iris @drenpile_mark *sighs then murrs* "@Kalindlara @FauxPup (That's fair, just don't stop until you're done, <3 )" @drenpile_mark RIGHT *feebly wines* @Kalindlara @FauxPup The part where I start punishing you for coming back to chat before the TV is done? Yeah I bet that's scary. """I had such a rough session last night I needed some intense aftercare."" ""What'd you do?"" ""Miss had me domme another girl."" ""...""" @Kalindlara @FauxPup I noticed. Good girl. @Kalindlara Good girl. @Kalindlara @FauxPup Then why exactly are you here? @Kalindlara @FauxPup You done with the TV? @Kalindlara @FauxPup Miss says I'm supposed to domme you don't make this weird. "@FauxPup @Kalindlara I'll fold for a sub pretending to domme, so this is all feels right here." @Miss_Emme_Iris @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara She dommed me back in another branch of this thread I get dommed when I domme. D: @Kalindlara I tried domming just a tad and got dommed back. I'm either exceedingly good at this or unbelievably horrible. >_> "@Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara Yes, Miss! I mean, no, Miss? How do I keep domming help" @ExistentialEnso Cis/het/white ppl are TERRIFIED of becoming powerless. Exaggerating like this is them admitting on some level they know the system is fucked @Miss_Emme_Iris @Kalindlara THIS IS NOW 10x WEIRDER ABORT ABORT Evergreen tweet. https://t.co/mzt2zRsLEc "@Kalindlara This feels SUPER weird but I'm taking one for the team, lol." Because I've needed that for meme purposes for the past couple MONTHS and Google thinks I actually want to fry a banana. "Does anyone have that comic panel of the guy putting a whole banana in a pan and asking, ""It this 'cooking'?""" @Kalindlara Go be a good girl and finish installing the TV. @Kalindlara Oh. I mean you're really not missing too much. And The Thirst always returns. <3 @protozoetrope Well now I have to read it! "@protozoetrope @norintha Very true. We gotta at least try. Hatch those eggs, make the world a happier place. <3" @Miss_Emme_Iris That woman is a super hero wtf. @Kalindlara What? @protozoetrope This looks cute. <3 @norintha @protozoetrope Eggs only exist in a practical sense in the past-tense but in theory they exist in the present too theres just not always anything we can do @norintha @protozoetrope Its sad b/c in theory you could be an egg your entire life but its still never going to work to force any1 to hatch. But theyre still an egg "@Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup >_<;;;; Th-thank you, Miss." @protozoetrope These give me life. Like looking into a time-delayed mirror. Trans kids today dont necessarily all have it so good but... there are trans kids. Even a decade ago that was an unheard of concept I could have convinced in like 15 minutes with the right encounter. Makes me wish I was born 20 years later. All it would have taken was an adult telling me a persistent desire to be another gender was a pretty big red flag. @protozoetrope Like I can think of a few porn artists whose MAIN thing is TG and I'm like... you sure about that gender you got there? @FauxPup Hey I'm not sure if I'm into being sat on. I might need convincing. "@protozoetrope Same, but I know it's not healthy or safe to assume that applies to everyone. But boy am I thinking it constantly." @FauxPup True... @protozoetrope Guys who fetishize it I feel so conflicted about because some of them are absolutely eggs. "@FauxPup Thanks, but I've already hatched. :P <3" "Like, girl, the FUCK was your brain at. Where were you hiding it." This thread was more about overcoming self-imposed restrictions but it occurs to me EGG ME HAD TRANSITION PREFERENCES AND DIDN'T REALIZE. https://t.co/2D0A2Ru9aY "But I did have that wish. I just never articulated it that way, and shared it with NO ONE." "I wish I could say I consciously had the thought ""I wish I were trans"" back then because MAYBE I'd've realized how dumb I was being sooner." Egg me CONSTANTLY lied to herself. That's no way to live. Hatch every egg. 5/5 But the big turning point was when I realized I didn't CARE if it was perfect. I couldn't deny it anymore. 4/ """Perfect"": I also bought into the ""mutilation"" myth. Like, I'd be some sort of freak to look at. I greatly underestimated the changes. 3/" "Affordable: I have health insurance. Reversible: lolwhy? I bought into the ""regret"" narrative the cis love to feed us. 2/" "During my Peak Egg years I used to say I'd only transition if it was affordable, reversible, and perfect (cis, basically). 1/" "I didn't call it that, but yeah. Still kind of embarrassed about that as if he even remembers me at this point. :P" "Egg Moment #3,825: At like 13 or so I asked a friend's older brother how a vaginoplasty works." "Rhyming demigod, decapod, take-apart & your-aching-heart is like Howard Ashman came back to life to write another crab-themed Disney song." Did you know Tamatoa is the same guy who played Fart on Rick & Morty AND the bad guy in Men In Black III? "@Kalindlara (I enjoyed that exchange immensely, though <3 )" "@Kalindlara I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome! 'Cause Maui can do everything but float!" @Kalindlara https://t.co/stRmWXkqRu "@Kalindlara There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome!" And I bet my mutuals can guess who we're talking about. :P "I know it's a lot, the hair, the BOD" @FauxPup @Miss_Emme_Iris Sub caught in dommelights Trans Twitter presents: Fan-Girling https://t.co/j6PCeCVDpz "@Miss_Emme_Iris Me too, Miss. 💕 Also. Accurate historical reenactment of my reaction to your tweet: https://t.co/tRBat56WXt" @Th3_Pink_Bunny @PowerOfCinergy @FauxPup Correct! https://t.co/qAvrdHskOT @OnlyChloeV This is my favorite answer so far. "@SecretGamerGrrl Wish I could still watch, but I saw one 4channer among the discourse and I blocked the lot. No thanks." @FauxPup Lara is not a top. D:< "@norintha I wish because that'd be hilarious, but no. :P" "@Aleharia Like, all the post-Tangled movies are good, but there seems to be a weird ""good music vs new, interesting characters"" trade-off IMO." "@Aleharia My favorite Disney animated movie is still probably Wreck-It Ralph with Zootopia a close second. I do love the musicals, though." @Miss_Emme_Iris Where You Are is the most insidious in my experience. That gets stuck and never leaves. Not even the best song. @norintha >_> "Which is kinda nuts, given that this happened the day I bought the Frozen soundtrack: https://t.co/rlKZSARpdO" I needed like a year quarantined from Moana to keep those songs from sticking in my head forever. I think I'm ready to listen again. "@norintha You mean like, doing pot?" Gimme ideas for cute things to draw Lara doing. https://t.co/wV95FlYIfy @SuddenlyLucy @protozoetrope Nope. Nor did Waruwario. :/ (j/k about that one but it'd be hilarious) @protozoetrope @SuddenlyLucy I believe the story goes Camelot pitched a Warupeach to Nintendo to be introduced alongside Waluigi in Mario Tennis but they shot it down. @PowerOfCinergy @FauxPup You have the first letter of her name right. <3 @FelikittyPGH omg that's adorable "@ShadowReiko I imagine so. I have no formal training of any kind, I just practice getting my voice out of my chest and resonating more in my head." @FauxPup #WeGotThis https://t.co/U0SrOFrXmu @FauxPup It's very encouraging because the voice that came out was unmistakably feminine. "I think I found her. Could only hold it for a few words, though. Need more practice." I was somehow able to get my voice to a point where I felt something shift in my throat and a voice came out I've never heard before. Thread. Help out a friend if you can. https://t.co/WDjUv9OI1z "@ShadowReiko I know that feel, but I gave up that fight long ago personally. :P" @Miss_Emme_Iris Very true. @FauxPup I can give you a hint: Her shape is a Disney character and her coloration is a Nintendo character. Glasses I added myself. I still don't think we're each other's types. I'm just venting lesbian feels. I think she's pan? I actually asked her out years ago back when I was an egg and she turned me down. It feels very different now... "I have a friend who just got the butchiest haircut ever and UGH but I don't feel right saying ""I think I'm in lesbians with you.""" I'm happy no one yet has realized Lara is basically a fusion of my two waifus. @Miss_Emme_Iris Yours. <3 "@Miss_Emme_Iris @FauxPup !!! Thank you for retweeting that, Miss!" "@Miss_Emme_Iris Yes, but I feel rather silly in hindsight. You like to show me off. >_>" @Miss_Emme_Iris Aaaaaa you retweeted it ><;;;; @Peachqueenallie Only when you can afford it. It would be very time consuming which means pricey. :/ @Peachqueenallie Commissions are open! :P (Her name is Lara btw 💚) @Peachqueenallie What a coincidence! It looks like she wants something in her mouth 😘 @Naan_Binary_ Yeah using dehumanizing nicknames. That'll show 'em you love queer people. lewd bun https://t.co/jcBEMambbh @DragonCarebear They're my favorite <3 <3 <3 "@DeadWitch95 @ZJemptv I know, I just love the unintentional innuendo. :P" @Miss_Emme_Iris When it's in public it's way more humiliating. >< "@Miss_Emme_Iris It's Twitter, Miss... >_>" "@ZJemptv Transgender explosion? Like, on my face, or...?" @Miss_Emme_Iris OMG MISS >_< @direhellswan Aaaaa I love your hair hi The only Horseshoe Theory with any merit is the anime avatar one. @Th3_Pink_Bunny DM me your friend code! "@Th3_Pink_Bunny I actually, I can get you ANY breedable Pokemon and quite a few legit Event Legendaries as well if you like." "@Th3_Pink_Bunny I'll trade you for a Silvally I no longer need, lol." @Miss_Emme_Iris I get nervous when I see you get new ideas for how to domme. D: @FauxPup Yep! "@FauxPup It makes it easier to enable my obsessive collecting of pocket monsters, though." You only get one in the entire game and it cannot breed. Boy do I feel stupid as a Living Pokedex collector for evolving my Type: Null. https://t.co/KmDZUHdE91 Coporations will be TERIFFIED of UBI b/c it means every last one of them will have to pay their employees enough to justify their shitty job UBI would have both political parties AND corporate lobbyists against it. Which is why I doubt I'll see it in my lifetime. @Scottyjscizzle @ChurchofSatan Could you be any less of a weenie @SatanaKennedy You say that like it's a bad thing @aliceincamera Aftercare is so impo-- oh. @aliceincamera This thread is one hell of a ride holy shit "The morality of SW is juvenile, and it could be better, but it's drawing from a very specific inspirational source for better or worse." "Sci-fi is great for deconstructing complicated moral issues. Fantasy can too, but traditionally it's not as known for that." "I understand the compulsion to compare Star Wars and Star Trek, but you're comparing fantasy to (hard?) sci-fi." @MagsVisaggs @JesskaNightmare SW intentionally paints its universe in black & white (in the movies) which is great 4 myths but cant hold up against Trek in that category "@MagsVisaggs @JesskaNightmare I'm betting the new trilogy will include ideas about discarding the old Jedi way, but I do see what you mean." @SatanaKennedy Brood tummy 💕 @ThatSabineGirl Gatekeeping only exists for the benefit of the cis who feel they own the concept of gender and must dole it out carefully to the worthy. @Hbomberguy If UBI happens before I die despite all the other shit in the world determined to make life miserable I'll call that a win overall. @commiesona I kept seeing that statistic going around saying 17% of the US wouldn't mind being called Nazis. I don't think we deserve the 21st century. @the_moviebob If it's dumb it's the good kind "@Miss_Emme_Iris @Peachqueenallie Good point, Miss >_>" @CiaraTheBraid Good luck!! @Peachqueenallie So cruel D: "@RoryWalkerEsq Yeah don't get me wrong as a woman who wants a vaginoplasty I'm willing to try ""in the meantime"" solutions." @RoryWalkerEsq I don't see how it could be pleasurable? Doesn't sound painful at least. I guess it's all subjective. @Aleharia @KatGibes @pixeljadeart You can either DM @KatGibes or me for commission info. They're both me. "But if they really wanted to defend their honor, something more substantive than ""some of our members are queer"" was needed. Weenies." I never went into it expecting a rational debate. I went in calling them weenies. Because they were acting like weenies. These are all details I need before I can decide if your actions and stances might be worth forgiving. Twitter is a poor medium for that tho Who wrote your rules? Can your rules be updated? Are your only queers white cis gay guys? "They argued that they're not all cishets which is probably true, but who's running the embarrassing Twitter account?" "My main complaint was they were embarrassing themselves, my assumption was they are cut from the same irrational alt-right cloth as GGers." One issue is we didn't really get to any detailed discussion about anything substantive before the channers arrived. "Your implied identity, your actions and your alegences all indicate that yeah, you're walking & quacking like a cishet." "If your best attempt at proving leftist cred is to insist you have a queer friend, I'm gonna assume you don't know what your talking about." They're all terrified of a world that won't treat their opinion as either the most important or just as valid as anyone else's. It was instantaneously after asking if they themselves were LGBT+. The Right's total devotion to equality of opinions is exhausting. Love how quickly the fedoras came out to debate me when I implied I cared if the person running the CoS Twitter was queer. @charllandsberg Shit like this is why I worry the vast majority of cis allies we have are eggs. "@XylariaVG I'm subtweeting ch*rch of s*t*nic corncobs. I blocked them, but I know their cronies are taking screen caps. Plus I'm venting." You are aiding the system that is trying to kill us. You and your queer friend can fuck off. "If ur defending cops, using SJW as an unironic pejorative & have k*kistanians coming to your aid, I don't give a damn abt your queer friends" This is also currently my jam https://t.co/AyC3o01U5J "Props to @dockropotkin for continuing the fight on the front lines, though." "@Miss_Emme_Iris Hope to fuck I don't get a mob after me. I block first, ask questions later usually but if it's too many at once that'll be bad," I wasted half this high arguing with a satanic weenie when I could have been massaging my own weenie. "Okay, someone with a k*kistan flag banner replied. I'm muting the thread & blocking the church." @ChurchofSatan @ZeroCyrano @dockropotkin @garethnelson Am I to assume you won't answer my question? Then I don't care about your token queer friend defense. Your actions speak louder. "@ZeroCyrano @ChurchofSatan @dockropotkin @garethnelson Not talking to you, I'm talking to the weenie." "@ChurchofSatan @ZeroCyrano @dockropotkin @garethnelson Are you, the person responding to this tweet, trans?" "We have all independently, for a moment, wondered if ""anti-anti-SJW"" would work better." "I know no one who needs to understand this will believe me, but we didn't identify with the SJW label until the anti's started using it." The Church of Satan just pulled the LBGT friend defense on me. https://t.co/htR5RYESrj You KNOW they're weenies when even I'M willing to fight with them. "@ChurchofSatan There's a difference when you're using it as a pejorative, hon. It does not mean what you think it means." @SatanaKennedy Evergreen tweet for me "Honestly if I could get to a point where my art can pay for a roof over my head, food for me & my cats, & all the pot I want, I'll be set." @protozoetrope @cora_made_of BIG MOOD @Peachqueenallie @Miss_Emme_Iris ...!!!! @ZJemptv *is excited* "@Miss_Emme_Iris Y-yes, Miss. >_>" @Miss_Emme_Iris Awww thanks 💕 @direhellswan No joke I think they're the sexiest race in WoW so I'm not hating on myself too much. @direhellswan But I still sometimes croak like a hairy goblin. @direhellswan Yeah I know I'm not really transitioning slowly. AND I'm comparing myself in some cases to girls who practiced with makeup before starting. @julesprom @m_m_myers Honestly when you put it like that I'm not sure how I didn't see this coming. "Famous trans person, embodying the very definition of femininity: So, I started transitioning 3 months ago Me, a hairy goblin: *Croak?*" @CaptainMieu Same. @XylariaVG I haven't read it and now I wonder if the GGer running their account has. "@XylariaVG OR, completely back off and be less rigid about rules. I get that they have like, a holy book and commandments and stuff, but still." "@XylariaVG If they're going to pretend there is anything like a unified church that speaks for them, they need to get their shit together." "Right-leaning, white, entitled cishet men." "The kind of atheists that went from internet atheism in the late 00's to GGers are the same demographic that started the CoS, apparently." "The fucking Church of Satan is using ""SJW"" unironically. I don't know how they could get any more embarrassing." @siobhanbjorknas Same "@Satellite_09 What's the name of the game, if you don't mind me asking?" This is my fucking jam rn https://t.co/ubQO6ZfzOI I like the name Lara for her. https://t.co/wV95FlYIfy @KitsuneAlicia ...kinda? @KitsuneAlicia Early 00's furry cultural artifact. And an ass for miles "Big fluffy fursuit with giant, floppy ears" @imaraceli @commiesona I really want this nickname to catch on. Yes perfect https://t.co/rtsmyxlgvO OH MY GOD IT STILL EXISTS https://t.co/vLiPNk63UV "@Miss_Emme_Iris You're so cruel, Miss. <3" "@Somecuteporygon @Naan_Binary_ That sounds good, actually. Plus I didn't know that was barbecue sauce I'm gonna have to reevaluate this whole thing" @dragonlayer_ Noivern is the best one on this list. @commiesona Fair enough! @commiesona You should try it! The world could always use more heroes. <3 @Somecuteporygon @Naan_Binary_ Cursed image @ExistentialEnso Serious question: What the fuck do cis people think transphobic means "Oh neat just realized my fursonas will each have different coverings. Fur, feathers and https://t.co/RqwZhtkD3F" @FauxPup I did! I posted a couple to @KatGibes Oh shit I have a fursona to waste money on commission with I didn't even have a ponysona and believe me there was AMPLE opportunity to make one of those. I was a furry for 15 years before I had a fursona. I knew I forgot something. @FauxPup https://t.co/m6rkv79efU "They get to ignore a POC AND stand by their party's principles. And the clock is ticking. There's no happy ending, yet again." (Unless they interrupt their sports game) Hell will freeze over before this administration lets Jane get an abortion. If there's one thing they're good at it's ignoring POC. @angelcakesinc *offers hugs* I hope it goes alright. For what it's worth my DMs are always open to mutuals. @angelcakesinc That's understandable. Apologies. Look at this handsome boy https://t.co/Ox7VANIhBs https://t.co/L2m3XrTDmG @angelcakesinc You could ask around for prices and then save up for it maybe? "@Lookin4Serenity Both JP3 and JP2 took place on Site B, which was never intended for the public. It's where they grew new dinosaurs." @Lookin4Serenity https://t.co/nyMKxhxDjg (First movie it wasn't even open. That was a sneak peak they showed to experts to assure the insurance companies would back off) """lol how many times do they have to open Jurassic Park before they realize it's a bad idea?"" Literally once in its four movie history." @Lookin4Serenity As I'm not enby myself I wouldn't feel right trying to represent that experience. @drenpile_mark Watch it because Danny Sexbang https://t.co/XWmnnRPixE @NoraReed Satan would be embarrassed. Not sure if she's cis though. Also I don't think she'll have a bepis. One of my other two fursonas might tho. I want my bun fursona to have a turquoise tongue/inner mouth but I'm not sure I want her naughty bits to be colored like that... "@Djw175 Well 4chan started as a ""kicked off SA club"" so that makes sense." Give me cute outfit ideas for my new bun fursona I still think Satanism is pretty cool regardless of how hard the Church of Satan tried to convince me otherwise. "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say they probably don't have it in my size, lol." "I've been drawing furries wearing the ""Less Worry More Furry"" shirt for so long I forgot it's actually a normie shirt at Forever 21. https://t.co/tGmZWWtWoC" @siobhanbjorknas It was true on /co/ where I mostly hung out. "But it's true! Even if they thought they were half-""joking,"" 4chan was filled with eggs who probably hatched into trans woman at some point." Ironic that it came from the same place that spawned the cuck-calling Pepe factory. No but seriously it was really common like a decade or so ago on 4chan to assume it was a given that everyone wanted to be a girl. @TechiesLikeUs I just want a pair of nice tiddies first. D: "It's easy to point to others and say, ""You're not doing enough."" Harder to actually do enough." You're literally on social media warning ppl about an important issue wherein ppl warn ppl about important issues on social media. "Hot take: You are not morally superior for complaining about ""slacktivists"" on social media." Honestly though? Why weren't you already following me? :P https://t.co/xaWVC9Ugoh @Lookin4Serenity I think he's stumbled upon the fastest way to convince people he has actually sexually harassed people. @ShadowReiko They're absolutely non-sequitors "Is this what a transphobe considers an ""own""? You stupid wanker. https://t.co/UEEsyI91RL" @ContraPoints Belated happy birthday!! 💕 @Lookin4Serenity Narrator's voice: There wasn't one "@RoryWalkerEsq What's more intellectually lazy than saying ""Well we need the cops! They protect people and stuff, right?""" @tinytachyon @AliceAvizandum This is ten times funnier with the typo @deathpigeon Oh weird. @deathpigeon Yeah I either figured or I knew that. It's because Vikky's Twitter famous isn't it *when senpai notices you* https://t.co/VpWjgXExCI I hear they've competed construction on the new local Church of Satan temple! https://t.co/lBWCcHudNq @BootlegGirl It had to happen in 2017 though which is not a fair fight. "I wish we could phrase it like ""corncobbed the devil himself"" but I don't want to give those wienies too much credit." Remember that time Twitter corncobbed the Church of Satan @deathpigeon But it's one layer removed from even that since neither party thinks any of it is real. It's like arguing over canon in fan fiction TIL I learned the Church of Satan are huge wienies. @LeftAtLondon I'm pretty gay honestly @deathpigeon I believe it's a message board that's been around for a while. So what happened with NeoGaf @Kalindlara @FauxPup I'd join if I could <3 @PowerOfCinergy Thanks! Where am I supposed to sleep? https://t.co/6j2mcEB8ys Side note but this kid is probably like 16 now isn't he @XylariaAD It can be. *people like my art and want to commission me* https://t.co/tr328LYxTL @XylariaAD I know that feeling :/ @XylariaAD *offers hugs* sleep is good. @direhellswan Honestly same @d_m_elms I kinda like that one! Someone buy this for me. https://t.co/26gWQgsGQs https://t.co/k7TBE7iwmf @allenstenhaus @YSR716 @Naan_Binary_ This is why people say there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. "@d_m_elms Looks good in writing, but it sounds like Benny. :/" @Miss_Emme_Iris Thanks >_> She needs a name https://t.co/q7qIBIqbhI @cora_made_of @cassie_complex I want your hair. D:< "@AnnaDorableGirl ""He had a character vomit for 60 seconds because lol that lady is trans but he's not transphobic!! What on earth gave you that idea?""" @AnnaDorableGirl And here we see someone who clearly did not read the block of text they're replying to... @vedia_lupae A feeeeeemale? Who's a geek? Completely impossible. @q_izzical I'm planning 3 fursonas and one of them will be petite. :3 @dirak_ Undertale made me cry every every time even before HRT. It's pretty powerful. @Kalindlara thisismyfetish.jpg @Kalindlara Cat snek :3 @Kalindlara List them out and pick favorites! Or have a shapeshifter fursona! @Kalindlara Don't encourage me (I think my salamander will be the hyper proportions one) "@Kalindlara For me, I was ready once I settled on two things: - Her colors - Two other fursonas I promised myself I'd make" Just be glad I didn't go Full Hyper cause I'm into that too. https://t.co/PApX76iYUQ @Aleharia You could also pay someone to draw it for you! @FionasSecrets @lilymillytilly @Djw175 @Kalindlara This counts lol @siobhanbjorknas I said she'd be curvy!! Ironic use of late 00's gaming nostalgia magnet on the lunchbox I keep my pot cigarettes in. https://t.co/Neiyv1Lp7N @FauxPup I'd like to say I'll save for it but we all know that's a lie. btw if you thought a trans woman wasn't gonna give her fursona some proper tiddies wtf u even doing @Djw175 @Kalindlara nice That's what I'm SAYING https://t.co/HVTlz1cSrz "Don't worry, I'm drawing the damn rabbit. But for now, smoke break. https://t.co/TafjgVdj69" I'm three followers away from 500. Y'know. Just sayin'. @NewSammyChan I thought of that already :P https://t.co/bpgSp3n7gu @Th3_Pink_Bunny That just sounds lewd. :P Another way to differentiate my dumb fursona from Judy Hopps: They don't really emphasize her bunny teeth very much. Missed opportunity. @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/WDj6UonHgA @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/nIe86zEb9E @MattyFranklyn Crushes? How dare you speak that way about my waifu. D:< No one in their right mind needs this many Judy Hoppses. https://t.co/iJET4vQqVM Honestly a lot of these I could get rid of. I bought a super cheap Puffkins lot on eBay in my early 20's and some of them are rubbish. !!! https://t.co/xxcQnCdt15 I DON'T EVEN HAVE ROOM FOR ALL OF THEM THERE ARE TUBS IN THE GARAGE https://t.co/pNA5wsYpVE @gdiClaire Yes. I make a point to own every piece of merch for her. Here's literally the only other one: https://t.co/9bbsH8fLBE "@Th3_Pink_Bunny Yeah but I have a, like 6 foot long shelf I could put them on with more of their friends once I sell off some more Transformers." They're not even all on one shelf https://t.co/IOqnJ8waKR There's a Gourgeist back here I swear. https://t.co/dQ78MazBi1 I need a better plushie shelf https://t.co/ixd4r7AuR7 "@AnnaDorableGirl That almost makes sense I guess but I really wanted to tell the algorithm, ""No I'm cool with atheist videos just stop giving me Th*nderf**t""" "@AnnaDorableGirl It is a great feature, but in this case it seemed to be a bit confused as to which video I was being recommended..." "...but on the ""tell us why"" form is was a DIFFERENT video from TheThinkingAtheist, who I don't have a problem with. Huh?" "That's weird... YT suggested a Th*nderf**T video so I said ""not interested"" and it even let me list why..." @Miss_Emme_Iris *whines* >/////< @RedCatsDolly OMG stop. You're too kind. @jillmcglinchey Hell yeah! Me: This character is just gonna look like a Judy Hopps recolor isn't she Also me: Yeah but I draw her with a gigantic ass so I think I'm OK See now I have to do it or I'll be all embarrassed. Goals today: Actually sit down and draw my fursona. But how did Squidward know Patrick was going to ask about horse radish? @Miss_Emme_Iris Perfect 💕 "@lilbabygonnacry Fans have also wondered if D.Va was trans. The clues there are far less substantial-- mainly her colors (blue, pink & white), and her build." "@AraAraLadyGrey Side note, I didn't know you yourself were a Kiwi when you started replying. I feel much better about hearing this from you. :P" "@lilbabygonnacry Unfortunately they have since confirmed her previous name was feminine. She could still be trans, but that particular clue doesn't work." @lilbabygonnacry Sombra was theorized as trans. She looks fucking fabulous and has a story where she had to get a new identity. @PowerOfCinergy That's the spirit! Oh and if Overwatch's first gay male character isn't McCree they haven't been listening. "@lilbabygonnacry I understand. You knew to apologize, that's important." "@lilbabygonnacry I mean like, fan theories that were less about the porn. Futa is not a term that bothers me personally, but it's a rather loaded concept." "So keep reminding Blizzard that Sombra and D.Va are trans, everyone. :P" And if we ever get a trans character? I think that might be based on which character the fans most often say is trans. I will say this: I assumed they retconned Tracer's sexuality due in part to the influx of Widowtracer art from the game's announcement. "@AraAraLadyGrey And if not, I get that too." @AraAraLadyGrey That's cool. This is so far out of my league so if people of similar descent are liking the character I am 100% cool with that. "@winterslex It's still not ideal though because they let it sit in the game for like a year and a half before explaining why it was """"okay""""" @winterslex Yes. But there was a time before launch but after that skin was first designed that they had to make a call. "So, retconned or not, this whole thing was bungled from the beginning." "...it's kind of shitty to release problematic skins and let that sit for a year and a half (or more) without explaining why they're ""okay.""" "You know, even if DAY ONE all the Overwatch character's races and cultures were nailed down..." @AraAraLadyGrey I don't believe it's been confirmed yet though? Pharah's Native heritage was confirmed in the art book but I didn't buy it. "@AraAraLadyGrey His islander skins are, um... REALLY PROBLEMATIC. They've since dropped clues that he is of Maori descent (to cover their asses??)" @winterslex BUT adding to a character history like that JUST to justify a cool skin is not exactly admirable so even if I'm right it kinda doesnt matter "@winterslex Possibly. It takes time between designing a skin and releasing it. In that time was the retcon, I assume. So it was a tiny window." "But culturally I've been represented in media for...ever basically? So again, NOT my place to say." I love the idea of the diversity of the characters. I like to think this was handled better than most would have handled it. "That's the thing about cultural appropriation. There is no good way to do it. Perhaps better ways than others, but it's not my place to say." "But that doesn't mean these elements weren't hastily added. Or worse yet, hastily added AFTER their problematic skins were added." There were clues about Pharah's dad in the Christmas comic. Someone figured out he was Canadian + one of her skins and added it up. "I feel really conflicted about all the news re: the diversity of Overwatch characters. Like, Pharah and Roadhog in particular." @Miss_Emme_Iris Bunnies are cute so I thought it was fitting. :3 @Peachqueenallie @dysphoric_egg @HorntDog What a good girl~ 💕 @Peachqueenallie Can't tell if you're subs are lucky or unlucky. :P @Peachqueenallie So cruel~ @cora_made_of You had me at trans girl party. What'd I miss? Need to design that fursona though. I'm thinking a cute curvy bunny with big floppy ears. ngl owning a fursuit would be pretty rad "@vedia_lupae Ooh, I'll be sure to make note of that. <3" @melstonemusic I feel so called out. @FauxPup https://t.co/raKCALQDIr @ChaKatKimber Switch is a place! <3 "@ChaKatKimber It's okay, I know my place. :3" @ChaKatKimber Still better than me-- I cannot for the life of my find that switch. I don't think I came with one installed. :P @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara @FauxPup Like that time Chelsea stepped on all of us. "@manakete Ooh, yes miss 💕💕" @FauxPup Oh no I tried to do my homework with my work study group but they all dommed me instead~ @FauxPup That's the kinda sub I aspire to be. New favorite hobby: Acting subby enough to corrupt girls into awakening their inner domme. Why yes I am subtweeting someone why do you ask? "@KatGibes Oh and only her concept art has those cute earrings, but fuck it I drew 'em anyway." @KatGibes I totally forgot her pupils. I guess it makes it cuter? "@DragonCarebear No, but you always seem to. :P" @CareBearCase You're far too cute and I am far too gay for this. X_x @orcastraw 10/10 content I'm literally a new follower because of it. @direhellswan omg small world me too! "@Kalindlara It's better now. That was weird, though." "But I still have one... hi, I'm tweeting this from a PC." Both Firefox and Chrome are acting like I have no internet connection when I try to load YouTube. @upandoutcomic God I've done that before I am so sorry. It never came from a place of not believing you but my intent isn't what's important. Sorry. Aw shit I'm gonna get some awkward questions about BotW aren't I Top five Zelda games: 1. Majora 2. Ocarina 3. Link to the Past 4. Wind Waker 5. Link Between Worlds (6. Twilight Princess) @sharon1stperson @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @TERFblocker Any time! @sharon1stperson @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @TERFblocker Awww thank you! @sharon1stperson @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @TERFblocker It's worth it though IMO "@sharon1stperson @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @TERFblocker You have to provide your Twitter name and password, and the only way to undo it is to manually unblock people from their list they provide." "@sharon1stperson @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @TERFblocker That list was a g*merg*te list. TERFBlocker, for now anyway, has far less false positives. Google it for more info, I'm on my phone." @Sabriality That cover art is so good. @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @sharon1stperson @TERFblocker @Diana_Hignutt @LadybrainJohnso @sharon1stperson Oh hey TERFBlocker is working great it seems. I can't see that other person. There's also the fear element. Of course shitty trans ppl are out there but it's hard to be trans & not develop a distrust of cis ppl. 5/5 This experience is so unlike anything else that I feel like spending your life with someone who doesn't understand is not the way to go. 4/ "I think dating, even marrying a cis woman would still be fine but there is this strong sense that I would be happiest wth another trans W 3/" "I chalk it up to internalized transphobia, tbh. But it's funny how my tastes/expectations have done a 180. 2/" "For me at least, there was this fear before transitioning that the only significant other I'd ever find would be another trans woman. /1" Sometimes as a trans person it really does seem like every avenue of life resents your existence. @the_moviebob Soft reboot from what I hear. "@ShadowReiko There's no easy answer, so I deleted the tweet that acted like their was." @ShadowReiko I don't know if I can read all that. Not today. I'm gonna delete my original tweets though. "@ShadowReiko If it's a rando that made their account two days ago, sure. I guess I meant more in real life/in general." @rCharlotteSmith Relevant: https://t.co/lce37NduZ0 @RealShadowRose Always have a hair trigger on that block button. It's unfortunately necessary. @commiesona Ah yes. The best way to spread the message is to be unable to say anything while being booed for an hour. We played right into his hand! "@NullBlanc ""I need healing""" @deathpigeon @RoryWalkerEsq #FreeRory @deathpigeon https://t.co/EOcS8N7i6j @Late_Night_Fox Yeah for the past several weeks my libido has been pretty low but it might be coming back. It could also dip back down again I'm not sure. @Aleharia Give in to the thirst... https://t.co/9gTm7e54Fy Cishet men: *exist* Me: I really think you should apologize. Prisoner of Azkaban is the Empire Strikes Back of Harry Potter movies. I really wish the trio could act in the first two. It's extremely distracting. I should watch Prisoner of Azkaban again. @norintha @spacetwinks The only episode worth watching frankly is the one where it was actually Red Herring that one time. "@MagsVisaggs ""Captain Sisko yells at everyone"" was a suggested YouTube search. https://t.co/4lcJgQTL2D" @ShadowReiko (girldick) @ShadowReiko I wanna smooch 'em too. On their dicks. "@BlazerBluejeans @GayMonsterGirl Can confirm, you're cute af" Trans thirst is highly contagious. "@ThisACoolPerson I'm at like, 3 and a half? One isn't so much flirting as just being cute." "@cora_made_of A gay Time Lord, specifically." @Miss_Emme_Iris @drenpile_mark help I'm being called out on Twitter while subby and red-faced "@ThisACoolPerson I've had some of Twitter and some on Discord, yes." @Peachqueenallie You are! You have a distinct flavor of flirt that I'd be sad to be without <3 <3 <3 -Being horny on main- Pros: I keep getting cute girls flirting with me and/or describing what they'll do to me in DMs Cons: @Naan_Binary_ @deathpigeon @TagetesLucidas Right!? @drenpile_mark ngl it wasn't when I made that tweet :P @deathpigeon @TagetesLucidas @Naan_Binary_ Fucking TL is maximum thirst levels rn wtf (Not that I'm complaining) @Miss_Emme_Iris https://t.co/hFkTqaJoK3 "@Miss_Emme_Iris Um... that was the plan, yes... (FUCK I always forget you have a Twitter ><)" ALSO KINK: MY MISTRESS FINDING THIS TWEET. H-hypothetically... >_> @ScorpiiAlpha Hey if you still need artists I'm your woman. @lazysquire @ThisACoolPerson Kinky~ @lazysquire @ThisACoolPerson Oh my god surely it's illegal to be this cute. "My kink is my mistress redefining what constitutes a ""good girl"" mid-play." @drool_cutie Nice. @gdiClaire Any volunteers? <3 @Kalindlara This excitement's probably gonna last all night. <3 @XylariaVG In my defense: Girldicks. "@XylariaVG First of all, how dare you. Second, you're right." ps I'm currently horny on main https://t.co/052OMO2XYi @princessfloof If only there was a way we could help each other. I JUST want cute girls to put their dicks on my face. Is that too much to ask? @emuchaton I mean it activates my sub senses that's for sure. Fastest way 2 ensure some1 NEVER leaves their religion is 2 drag them away kicking & screaming by legislating their religious freedoms away @cora_made_of https://t.co/UwvGIxt1l5 @princess_stef69 My hard limit is being misgendered. @Hbomberguy @ContraPoints Steal from the best @norintha I can't eat at Chik-a-flik the people who work there are too creepy-polite "@emuchaton Yes, Miss! <3" @guraiseitoka Dude fuck off. @realNickLand @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon lol thanks "(Side note, fake or not I love her voice unironically)" "British side of Twitter, I know it's late over there but is Tracer's accent not as fake-sounding as us Americans think it is?" "Also, crazy sidenote: While looking up the name of the woman who voices Tracer I found out SHE'S ACTUALLY ENGLISH." "Please back my Kickstarter to pay Cara Theobold (voice of Tracer) to record herself saying ""I can't wait to go home and kiss my wife.""" @PowerOfCinergy Yep! It's different from het relationships and it's wonderful. "Women lusting after women: Beautiful, good, pure Men lusting after women: FIRST OF ALL how dare" @BIMB0CAT But where was Rich Evans btw fun fact about Team Rocket: The original voice actor for Meowth was a trans woman. https://t.co/5lExMMJuma LRT who the hell thought that was an acceptable sound-alike for Team Rocket's James? "@ContraPoints I think this might be your greatest work yet! It certainly eclipses your first Golden One video, as I imagine was the intent." I'll draw this thing myself if no one else will. I want a comic where Tracer dashes back & forth between a payload job & a date with Emily because she promised she'd be there. "@AliceAvizandum Oh wait no I guess he's playing on hard mode isn't he? It's almost 2am here, my wit isn't as sharp." @AliceAvizandum This is why only an AFAB trans person could pull off such a feat. :P @dragonlayer_ Fuck yeah! @emuchaton I can't be 100% sure without having a closer look. 10. Digimon Adventure https://t.co/KBysNlPp25 "@protozoetrope It looks like I have to finally make the switch to Chrome, then. Been using it for YouTube and Firefox for everything else for a while now." @protozoetrope Nice! I've only used Tweetdeck sparingly. How do I add a plugin for it? """I'm looking for the programmer. Don't interfere!"" https://t.co/aubykdHaM0" "@protozoetrope That's better than nothing, I suppose. Did it work for notifications too?" That and the fact that on mobile most @'s are cut off due to long display names. Just realized that's probably hurting my ability to easily remember people's actual usernames. I want a browser app that changes all names of Twitter users in your notifications to their @ "@upandoutcomic We get to see plenty of that without the help of ""allies.""" Except maybe ignorance. POSSIBLY some of them are TERFs themselves. It's likely ignorance about the issue. "Twitter could simply put ""Fuck TERFs"" in their policies/rules. There is nothing stopping them from it." @RoryWalkerEsq @deathpigeon Love to see countless stories about Nazis not getting banned then see Vikky of all people get in trouble. Gotta love this hellhole of a site The most I've gotten in one game is 8 and I've played Tracer for 65 hours. Someone in a Quickplay match on my team got NINE Pulse Bomb kills during their FIRST game playing Tracer. Seriously did I just miss when this was added to the game? I wish I had known sooner! Super happy. #Overwatch https://t.co/UrOVJhJfLM 9. World of Warcraft (that's my main Tazztok taking a selfie with Sylvanas) https://t.co/0LNVzPfG1W @SignumFFXIV @gdiClaire No but seriously she does mention Emily now and I couldn't be happier. "This is the only video I've found that has it recorded, excuse the fact that like half of it is the YT user's logos. https://t.co/Tzm7Hs4Ik3" "For my non-Overwatch playing mutuals, Emily is Tracer's SO, only shown/mentioned in the comic until now. https://t.co/DIIXZi5ZDX" "She says ""I wonder if I have time to visit Emily?"" during the countdown to the game starting." TRACER HAS A VOICE LINE THAT MENTIONS EMILY ON THE KING'S ROW MAP @gdiClaire I would love to run competitive with a group if you have room. @Th3_Pink_Bunny I'd also recommend doing it with a friend or friends you trust and feel safe with. "@Th3_Pink_Bunny If you really want to start with an edible, start with a small amount, & wait like an hour or 2 (maybe more) before deciding it didn't work" @Th3_Pink_Bunny The advice I always give first timers is never start with an edible. You'll probably freak out in response to how hard it hits you. 8. Undertale https://t.co/Z70dx093zK 7. FLCL (massive spoilers in the video) https://t.co/RGhKQKtSbC 6. Pokemon https://t.co/EMNoePj9JV 5. Kitties. :3 https://t.co/nYTtSmdW5j 4. Overwatch https://t.co/Qp7bSolNtW 3. Transformers! https://t.co/2bfhy7Co89 @CatJudgement https://t.co/yaeATiFwd9 2. Dinosaurs are pretty cool. https://t.co/WgF3IHXcaG "1. Star Wars! That's an obvious one, lol. https://t.co/6r3bHG8aA9" "This is probably gonna be treading some of the same ground as the last few ""1 like ="" posts. Oh well." Oh shit I forgot about this. "@AnaMardoll I'm struck by a need to say smth more substantive than ""I'm so sorry."" I feel a mix of sorrow, anger, & compassion. You don't deserve this." @spectra_belle Well there's your problem right there :P @spectra_belle Nobody still says that unironically do they First time in months I've gotten to partake in some weed in bud form. I missed this. 🌳 https://t.co/Y2zOZQnAmU @direhellswan Living the dream. 💕 "@MattyFranklyn Ah yes, the famous dragon Sauron. Sauron the dragon." "@MattyFranklyn As who, now? :P" @RoryWalkerEsq @gwen_no_fear @dirak_ @ValTheSpiderQ Overtly porn? You say it like it's a bad thing. :P @dirak_ @RoryWalkerEsq @gwen_no_fear @ValTheSpiderQ Add in Elspeth for poly lesbian Dune-Brood <3 <3 <3 @RoryWalkerEsq @gwen_no_fear @dirak_ @ValTheSpiderQ What about Nissa? Poly lesbian Jund <3 "@BlazerBluejeans I mean, his videos are still good. I haven't watched since all that went down because... well, I can't... but the videos stood on their own." @MattyFranklyn Cat sneks :3 @JTWhitworth Like Bender from Futurama! :D @mysticfaechild The compromise Trump is acting like they refused to provide was already provided almost a decade ago. "@mysticfaechild The ACA was the result of exhaustive negotiating on both sides. Of fucking course the Dems arent going to agree to a worse, partisan version" "@MattyFranklyn God, do you have to be SO English? :P" @BlazerBluejeans Same here. @CareBearCase That's understandable. For what it's worth I think you look amazing. @tfwiki Does this mean these robots are also witches? "@CareBearCase You look gorgeous, hon, don't stress too much about it. <3" Happy to see plenty of people don't know about that Han Solo song from the SW Kinect game. Means J*nTr*n isn't as ubiquitous as I worry. @IoganhowIettt If it's not at least in the credits the movie is a failure. @CareBearCase I'm the furthest thing from religious now but Relient K was pretty big back during my teenage Jesus Freak days. :P "Performance art that pisses the right people off: 10/10, 100/100 best art." "I mean, don't get me wrong, the message and goal isn't weird. It's the method that draws ire and confusion. It gets attention." FUCK. YES. This kind of weird art is my JAM. LOOK at that thumbs up/down ratio. YES. https://t.co/EANgo1g7ee @sordideuphemism LOL that took me a solid few seconds there. "@TrancewithMe lol northern Colorado doesn't have much patience for that kind of bullshit. He should go to Colorado Springs, they'd love him there." @Sabriality Well I've only hemmed and hawed for like 4 months or so. I have a few more months to go I guess. :P @TrancewithMe You flatter me! That's such a huge compliment thank you! <3 OMG @TrancewithMe followed me back! Thank you!! <3 "@Sabriality I'd be terrified to find a look like that looks silly on me, but I have to do something with my hair eventually..." @AegisImmemorial @ZJemptv Well @ContraPoints IS selling shirts now... @Sabriality Aaaaah I love your hair @RealShadowRose https://t.co/6PxogaMXAg @RealShadowRose https://t.co/u2IY7porLE "@RealShadowRose Don't worry, you're not fully in the cult until you start drinking the brine. :P (btw the brine is delicious)" @AegisImmemorial @ZJemptv I think ContraPoints has a great response to this line of logic: I don't want to be a part of your creepy vagina cult. "@ZJemptv Using that slur is just twisting the knife. There's a palpable venom and hatred in that short sentence. They really, truly hate us." "The idea of an entire world, molecules and DNA itself being coded into computer code, is a solid pulp concept." I still think the science fiction aspect of Digimon is solid enough for really any story intended for any audience. Even computer code can be gender coded. https://t.co/nOgn4Z4Bcg @ZJemptv I'm super excited for this one! Can't wait to see the final episode! "Oh nice a dull, persistent headache behind my right eye. Fun. Hopefully the ibuprofen works." LRT: Smart people know how dumb they are. @commiesona Honestly being horny on Overwatch is pretty good too. https://t.co/DKEGY3Qfzm "(The person this post is referring to btw is RoryWalkerEsq. 68 followers I know and their bio is 10/10, my kinda person)" "My sort-of-kind-of goal with Twitter is to have a massive network of queer friends/acquaintances, so finding folks like that is fun." """Oh hey this person looks cool."" (68 followers you know) ""Well shit guess I've been missing out.""" @ContraPoints Your health is WAY more important than any video. "@shaun_jen They... they want to know why people think genocide is bad. 2017, everybody." @dragonlayer_ I'm so sorry. "@dragonlayer_ *offers hugs* Oh, you had a Binx too? :/" (They are currently purring in stereo) @Reddebrek @deathpigeon See I was right :P "Cookie's brother, Binx, is of course also half ragdoll, though you wouldn't know it looking at him. https://t.co/KNrIfQUAMw" "This is Cookie, aka Mushy Snugglebottoms. She's half ragdoll :3 https://t.co/lx7QTVzRzM" @deathpigeon @Reddebrek https://t.co/6GhgTqtxAz @deathpigeon @Reddebrek It's his ahegao face @cora_made_of!! Time traveling lesbians!! https://t.co/jC2QZgDVvt Hickory smoked horses' buttholes Capitalism was a mistake https://t.co/VHjLuu5Iuh "@tasmosunt @Radikvalrossen @NyxWorldOrder @ThisACoolPerson I thought you like misspelled Digimon then I was like ""Oh! ... Oooooh...""" "@Radikvalrossen @NyxWorldOrder @ThisACoolPerson Because it's Jim Fucking Sterling, son." Gomamon is the best Digimon Don't @ me Fun collective/group animal names! - A Murder of crows - A Congregation of alligators - A Business of ferrets - A Landfill of men @upandoutcomic OMG cuteness overload. @arthur_affect @Kalindlara Trust the fungus. "@cora_made_of @RainBlackKat Well, I guess if you both feel that I knead to..." @RainBlackKat Dough I have to? """No one calls me Solo."" *literally your very own movie does*" "Gotta love that The Force Awakens joked about Finn calling Han ""Solo"" when that's the name of his movie." @SatanaKennedy T H I C C "Last time it grew back faster, and it was red and itchy and painful. This time I can barely feel anything." I'm also SUPER glad I tried shaving my chest like a solid six months before I started HRT because I have a great comparison to draw from. "(if you're having trouble seeing it, fantastic!)" I shaved my chest 15 days ago. This is the best my testosterone-deprived follicles can muster after all that time. https://t.co/Q1IjiOFEDA @AmyDentata Educational high-tech butts. @sapphixy Yeah it's a little concerning that it seems like most of our best allies turn out to be eggs... "@Comrade_Yui Not an official one, no. There might have been a 3rd party version but I usually steer clear of those. MPs have yet to try triple changers." "Oh wait, there's no listing at all for Thundercracker, but I think he was an obscure Japanese store exclusive so I'm not too surprised." I'm not too worried about that either since of course Prowl is getting a re-release at some point. Huh. Masterpiece Transformers on BBTS are surprisingly well-stocked. The only MP I still need that's sold out is Prowl. "@YourMindAches Again, I could be wrong. Even if I'm right I'm pretty sure it's misdirection. I don't think they can avoid killing her off." "@YourMindAches I recall reading they publicly stated Leia will not be dying in VIII. I could be wrong/misremembering, though." "@YourMindAches I think that's the best course of action, but if they did, they have also lied to us and assured us they didn't. Which... kinda shitty." "@YourMindAches Yes, Kathleen Kennedy has confirmed that VII was to be Ford's movie, VIII Hamil's, and IX Fisher's. They have to course correct." "Even if she wouldn't, again, decades from now that won't matter. It'll just be a subpar trilogy." "All for a temporary sense of respecting the dead. If there's one actor who would scoff at that, it would be Carrie Fisher." "If she's just gone for no (in-universe) reason, a key player of The Resistance will simply not have a satisfying arc. She'll just disappear." It raises the stakes and is a really easy way to explain her absence going forward. "I don't know the plot of The Last Jedi. That said, if I were in charge, I would respectfully kill the character off." "30 years from now the context of ""Oh, her actor passed away between movies"" won't matter if the she's awkwardly absent from the third one." Those aren't good things in the context of what's good for the trilogy. "They've assured us her character won't die, nor will she be replaced by a CGI Leia. We also know filming has not yet begun." "They better have a decent plan for Leia's absence in Episode IX. I don't want another ""Joker? Who's that?"" like in The Dark Knight Rises." Part of the reason this frustrates me is I am EXTREMELY spoilerphobic for stuff I care about. Yet trailers don't bother me in the slightest. "@erikaHKing203 @KitsuneAlicia @deathpigeon Yeah, that's why I clarified in the context of the song. :P I've long since gotten over my grammar nitpickyness." (Spoilers: They won't and we'll be subjected to their complaints for months) Taking bets on if the Mary Suers will boycott The Last Jedi because Rey is even more powerful in this one. @jackie_cs_ That's totally fine. I think I'm complaining about different people though. :P "@jackie_cs_ So you're opposed to trailers? That's totally fine but the complaint ""Trailers spoil too much"" implies there could be a trailer that doesn't" @erikaHKing203 @KitsuneAlicia @deathpigeon I also consider myself a descriptivist and I just like that the song is catchy. :P "@KitsuneAlicia @erikaHKing203 @deathpigeon A better example of a bad use of that word (in the context of the song, at least) would be, say, ""He was literally bouncing off the walls.""" "@KitsuneAlicia @erikaHKing203 @deathpigeon Actually, that's a bad example. I like that song, but if you're super tired, you literally cannot get out of bed. You are physically limited" "@deathpigeon @KitsuneAlicia @erikaHKing203 Maybe I misspoke. I just meant its definition seems to be in the process of expanding, is all." "@jackie_cs_ If people mean they prefer to go into movies completely blind, then the complaint should be ""Trailers are a bad/pointless concept.""" "Again, there are exceptions. Batman v Superman comes to mind. I don't want to see that, but I imagine Doomsday shows up at the end." 90% of the footage in The Last Jedi trailer seems like it's from the first act. I recall people complaining in the Thor Ragnorok trailer you see Hela shattering Mjölnir. That's very obviously a first act scene. I don't really see what people mean when they complain about trailers spoiling too much with only a couple exceptions. ...and see how many of them actually showed scenes beyond the second act. I bet few of them do. Something I'll never do but would like to: Compile a list of movies whose trailers people complained spoiled too much... @erikaHKing203 @deathpigeon Oh! Cool. @erikaHKing203 @deathpigeon wat "@deathpigeon @erikaHKing203 Yeah, and I disagree that it works that way. But @erikaHKing203's explanation works for me." "@erikaHKing203 @deathpigeon I'm not sure I completely agree given what people have said when I ask them, but that's enough for me to be bothered less by it." "@erikaHKing203 @deathpigeon No, because literally's meaning has evolved to also include figuratively. Again, I'm cool with words changing and evolving." @deathpigeon I get meanings of words evolve. I'm okay with that. @deathpigeon It's only example of a phrase (not a word) that means the opposite of what it would normally mean. Never noticed theres some good advice for cis ppl in this one You better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown https://t.co/n0u682kHn7 "@deathpigeon And it's wrong. :P This isn't grammar, this is a sentence with words with meanings everyone agrees on." "Like ""I could care less"" That means to do care At least a little https://t.co/wTpQc2AlMH" "But like, I can't ask them. They recently had a doxing scare and no longer feel safe even posting selfies. Might see them at the con tho!" "A furry I follow and admire reblogged a post announcing the dates for the big Denver furry con and I'm like, ""Another CO fren!?""" I've encountered this multiple times. I... I just... https://t.co/LCOvArXMWG "Pet peeve: ""I could care less"" Bigger pet peeve: Confronting people on this and them maintaining that no, they really could care less." @AnaMardoll Toasty/Chilly Autumn Club? Another fun bonus: When it's chilly all four of my cats snuggle up real close. :3 <3 "There was a mixup with the last one. Had to get another one. I've paid for two IDs I don't even want (a name I don't want plus an ""M"")" "FINALLY got my new ID. Flying on a plane, buying booze & pot, and starting the process of changing my name are all possible now after months" @AnaMardoll I do that too! @Sofia_Sweet77 Quality content 10/10 @direhellswan Gross! "@BlazerBluejeans @spectra_belle @KatGibes Even if that's not the case, their portrayal of how serious TS can be, how in extreme cases it can ruin relationships, was good." "@BlazerBluejeans @spectra_belle @KatGibes I was in a different place when I watched it so I might be misremembering, but I think the ways it makes fun of TS are, for SP, not that bad" "@MagsVisaggs 4 months in and um... kinda scared. Still worth it, but kinda scared." "@spectra_belle @BlazerBluejeans @KatGibes I get no joy from saying that, but I think it remains true to this day." "@spectra_belle @BlazerBluejeans @KatGibes You know, the South Park episode about TS might be the most caring, researched portrayal of the disorder in popular media." @spectra_belle @KatGibes I agree! <3 @spectra_belle @KatGibes OMG *hugs* It's VERY rare to meet another person with TS! That's good to know. "@XYcyberjulie @GamerGirl2258 Yes he's technically a bit older now-- his heyday is now between Episodes III and IV, but for all we know he survived past VI." "@spectra_belle @KatGibes Do you have Tourettes, Speck? That's totally cool of course I just had no idea!" "@XYcyberjulie @GamerGirl2258 I will bet money Revan, like Thrawn before him, will become canon again. He's too popular. He's just currently non-canon." @KatGibes 40) Throwing eggs at D*n*ld Tr*mp's grave is on my bucket list. @KatGibes 39) My avatar is a Snapchat filter! I'm scared to try makeup. :X "@KatGibes 38) I think its weird & kinda bullshit that awareness of OCD & ADD is so common, but the other 3rd of that spectrum, TS, is rarely discussed" (Though if Satana following me means she expects lewds to come out of this account... well I don't want to disappoint now do I?) I can now officially say Zinnia Jones follows me twice on Twitter. :P @KatGibes 37) I was diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome as well as Obsessive Compulsive Disorder when I was 7. Luckily it was a mild case of both. @NihiliaXIV @KatGibes Clue #682 that I was trans: I adamantly refused to roll male toons in WoW. @NihiliaXIV @KatGibes Lok'tar ogar! The only one that matters. :P More updates to this extremely informative and important thread. https://t.co/VQaUVsSwXH "@KatGibes 36) I've spent an ungodly amount of time in World of Warcraft. No, I haven't quit. Just on another hiatus. https://t.co/CqDXKwOr4X" "@MattyFranklyn The 70's were pretty gay, ngl." @vedia_lupae @KatGibes I hope so too! <3 Without him there would be no crucifixion. I can't imagine why the assumption is he went to hell. I liked JCS at such a SUCH a young age it basically got to me 1st with its portrayal of Judas. I thought he was supposed to be a tragic hero https://t.co/b4beohRDt3 "@vedia_lupae @KatGibes Never heard of that one, but Googling it intrigues me. I'll have to look into it!" "The term Pegasister does exist, but I personally never liked that term. For me personally it felt unnecessary." "MLP fans existed before Bronies, so the distinction lies with adults who wouldn't otherwise consider themselves fans of the series." "That's a fair point! For me, the term Brony carries with it a very specific description. https://t.co/jsgyzjaMTW" @KatGibes 35) I've loved musicals from a very young age. One of my favorites of all time is Jesus Christ Superstar. @XylariaVG @KatGibes /co/ was for cartoons and comics. We had live threads during the premier of the show. @XylariaVG @KatGibes Yep. And everyone thought they thought of Bronies because /b/ronies looks clever. @KitsuneAlicia I wouldn't call The Clone Wars a side story. It's been canon since before the great EU un-canoning. "@SatanaKennedy Fuck, it looks like it! <3" "@KatGibes 34) I go back and forth on whether or not I'm still a Brony, though. I just fell off of watching the show regularly." "@KatGibes 33) I haven't been to 4chan in several years, though. I don't think I need to explain why." "@KatGibes 32) I was 1 of the first Bronies in 2010. I was IN THE THREAD on /co/ on 4chan when they coined the term. /co/ was first, /b/ found it later" "SHIT AND AHSOKA. Honestly my mind goes straight to the Original Trilogy without much thought, but there's so much more to Star Wars. <3 https://t.co/OLQfZAXLnA" "@KatGibes 31) I fear that Fear might be the one closest to the steering wheel, which probably means she is." "@KatGibes 30) If emotions worked exactly like they do in the movie Inside Out, Anger would be the furthest from the wheel in my head." "@KatGibes 29) My political affiliation is what I describe as ""Left of left.""" 28) I'm an artist when I get off my lazy ass and remember to draw. My new art Twitter can be found at @KatGibes "27) I have a MIB Wreck-Gar signed by non other than Weird Al himself, who voiced the character in the cartoon. https://t.co/Yj4r2w8aNe" 26) I try to avoid confrontation & prefer mediation in most cases unless someone hurts a close friend or family member. Then I go mama bear. 25) I have an intense dislike of gatekeeping in all forms. "@DragonCarebear Gen V can finally, thankfully, be transferred one-way to the Pokebank through a separate app on the 3DS." "@DragonCarebear IV to V required you play a (relatively easy) minigame to re-catch all of your Pokes 6 at a time, though no daily limit thankfully." @DragonCarebear That would take a while. Going from III to IV limits you to 6 Pokemon per day and the timer resets if it detects you messed with the clock. "@SatanaKennedy Dammit, Satana, you're gonna make me want to try this. D:<" "24) I often say Star Wars is my religion. My favorite characters are Darth Vader, Yoda and C-3PO." @DragonCarebear @MattyFranklyn Maybe! I'll keep that in mind for next time. "@DragonCarebear Totally! Depending on how you do it you're signing up for 100 hours or work, easy, but as a collector I loved every second." "23) My favorite/best characters in Overwatch are D.Va, Tracer, Junkrat, Symmetra, and Widowmaker. https://t.co/WkqwONZlDm" "@DragonCarebear If you ever need any Pokemon, I can get you anything that's breedable, and even some Event Legnedaries that aren't. <3" "...or because I'm sentimental about two of them. Like, I have a Swampert from Gen III and one from Gen VI and they're both special to me." "Oh, and the doubles I have are either because one of them is shiny (though some like Hawlucha I only have in shiny)..." "Oh, plus a Alolan Ninetails. Still need one of those. Still very close and everything before Gen VII is done." @_I_d_u_n_ It's just about every day for me too. :/ "Near-complete here meaning I'm only missing 3 Pokemon, all from the current Gen (VII), and only one of those is unregistered in the Pokedex. https://t.co/dP7ICxXfOa" 22) I have a near-complete Living Pokedex with some segments of the collection dating back to Gen III: https://t.co/CmbhBaSnCu "@gdiClaire True. But some of the themes I incorporated I'd be somewhat ashamed of now. One story in particular had non-con. Like, no. Gross." "And honestly, do you really WANT to read erotic stories written by a testosterone-fueled young adult who though they were a cishet man? https://t.co/mEYVyez0Fs" 21) I'm a stoner when I have the money for pot with kiiiiiiind of no upper limit. My favorite way to partake is dabs. 20) I've written more adult fan fiction than I care to admit. You'll probably never find it. :P 19) My mother attempted to raise me as a Creationist. I still have a ton of hilarious books on the subject from when I was a kid. 18) I'm something of an amateur cladistics nerd. "17) My favorite clade of animal by far are archosaurs, which includes all birds, crocodilians, dinosaurs and pterosaurs." "16) I say I'm more of a cat person, but I LOVE dogs. I just prefer cats a tiny bit more." 15) As a kid my favorite dinosaur was Parasaurolophus. Currently it's Archaeopteryx. "I feel like this is a detail that adds a lot of context: In real life this nameless internet personality is, as far as I know, a cishet male" @BlazerBluejeans *offers hugs* 14) My father died when I was 14 and I constantly wonder how he'd feel about my being trans. I think he'd accept me. "@BlazerBluejeans My father died when I was 14 and my step-dad is kinda distant (in a good way, frankly). My mom has accepted me. I'm very lucky." "13) I have seen every MCU movie in theaters during each 1's initial release. I used to be able to say that about Pixar, then Cars 2 happened" "@BlazerBluejeans @SatanaKennedy I was raised super religious too, it's okay. <3" "12) Due to watching it way too much as a kid, I can still recite every second of Toy Story from memory." "@SatanaKennedy @BlazerBluejeans I mean, so many of my trans friends/mutuals are kinky. It's um, preeeeetty common (and awesome, frankly)." "...and the dream ended with me tearfully asking her, ""How did you do it?"" as in, ""Where do I start?"" I knew when I woke up." The dream at 29 was my subconscious inventing the idea that an internet personality who shall remain nameless was a trans woman... "In the dream at 12, I was a female mouse for some reason but the female part is what felt right. https://t.co/nE0bMv9UQv" "11) If you look closely, Sal is in my signature I put on every art piece next to the combined KG." "10) The earliest character I creating as a very young artist was Sal the salamander, hence my Twitter username (this is a recent doodle). https://t.co/rtn5uYIG8D" "@XylariaVG Yeah... there's a story behind that. That'd make a good entry for this meme, actually." "(And I could 100% BK no sweat. Haven't memorized every single heart piece location in OoT, but I'd get close) https://t.co/DSr96P3WGU" "@XylariaVG I'm an artist, I just have to stop being lazy. :P I've narrowed it down to one of 3 species tho: - Bunny - Salamander - Archaeopteryx" 9) Two my my favorite video games I could beat in one sitting without a guide are Ocarina of Time and Banjo-Kazooie. 1998 was a helluva year "@XylariaVG I mean, I'm not even talking full-on fursuit, but yeah, that too." 8) I've been adjacent to the furry community for at least 15 years though I've never really settled on a fursona. "@SatanaKennedy @JenDurbent I'm not convinced medical science will be provide that before I'm too old, but... same." "7) Before I came out, I got my copy of American Gods (my fav book) signed by Gaiman clearly addressed to my deadname, but if you squint... https://t.co/H5YrDeDc88" @SatanaKennedy omg it really is @SatanaKennedy I'm gonna have to ask you to stop catering to my exact fetishes please and thank you. :P (But seriously fuck yes) "@DeathByCapital You pretty much have to live in a left-leaning community to put one of these in your yard, otherwise you're asking for vandalism." "6) I have a deep love and appreciation for what most would call ""modern art."" Yes even a white canvas. Yes even a signed urinal." 5) I consider myself a humanist first and foremost. So yeah living in northern Colorado is kind of awesome. https://t.co/00Sdjk2mou "4) I am an atheist, but I no longer feel a need to proudly share that fact very often due to the current social/political climate." 3) The first inkling I was trans was a dream I had at 12. I accepted I waa trans the morning after a dream I had at 29. "2) I consider both Colorado and California my home states due to how often I moved back and forth as a kid, but I prefer Colorado." "1) I was born 9 years, 362 days after the release of the original Star Wars. So close!" @ExistentialEnso Not everyone can be a fighter on the front lines. We need folks like you. @emuchaton Need a hand? Maybe a mouth? @MattyFranklyn No. Well not at first. Actual argument about power levels in anime happening on the bus @NullBlanc Never apologize for expressing yourself. @transscribe Can you go into more detail? What does that mean in this context and what's the benefit? I'm going to be doing this soon. Let's let this stew for a while while I'm on the bus and I'll answer when I get home. https://t.co/63CAudUbfY @ExistentialEnso Love from a cat is magical. 💕 @upandoutcomic You post selfies all the time. I don't understand how anyone could misgender you. @jillmcglinchey @transscribe @TheRedGrrl I'm sorry. @jillmcglinchey @transscribe @TheRedGrrl It's okay. I should have known better and read them too :/ Men are trash and internet atheism was a mistake. https://t.co/JJBMN9Ouvx "@Aleharia @ContraPoints I'm sorry, grapes?" I hope the reviews for Solo aren't so low (Sorry) @AmyDentata So was there someone with three or someone with one? @ContraPoints Contra stop I can only get so gay. (Don't stop) @transscribe @ContraPoints Right?! @stavvers Always count on men to immediately prove you right the second you remind them they're trash. "@transscribe This tweet is how I found out about this announcement, btw. :P" Oh shit I don't know if this is a thing but consider: Anamei @DeathByCapital Right!? @toransugaru I'm lovin' it! Best Overwatch ship names (in no order): - Pharmercy - Symmei - Spiderbyte I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE: https://t.co/ZeJfjnWDZk @ThisACoolPerson I am 100% on board for literally all of this "@deathpigeon @ThisACoolPerson @lazysquire @marxistskull @RoryWalkerEsq @getfiscal (I'm pretty proud of how fast my Twitter-fu was able to call up that extremely relevant tweet, lol)" "@SecretGamerGrrl I have so many of those it's embarrassing, frankly." @Kalindlara Get on that! 💕 @deathpigeon @ThisACoolPerson @lazysquire @marxistskull @RoryWalkerEsq @getfiscal https://t.co/vl1MDyMpbT @Kalindlara It might just be taking longer. I would talk to your doctor about it. "@Kalindlara Your mileage may vary, love. Sorry. :/" Well maybe not rude but undeniably embarrassing "Anyone have Twitter mutuals where you're like ""I'm PRETTY sure you're trans but without confirmation in your bio I feel it's rude to assume""" @TransEthics Do... do tacos help with dysphoria because I think I need to try that. Call me when we get a Ghost Eeveevultion :3 "I wish I had an Eeveelution I felt strongly about. The closest to a favorite I can pick is Vaporeon, kinda." @TransitionL83 Took me a second to figure out what I was looking at lol lol fuck off mate *blocks* https://t.co/pY50vlMQpF @deathpigeon At the very least you have a stunning egg hatching record. :P @deathpigeon You know what the most logical explanation here is. @angelcakesinc Hi! <3 @Kalindlara @PowerOfCinergy Saaaaame <3 "@PowerOfCinergy Leave or not, that was when I was officially done with that sack of shit they called a movie." @PowerOfCinergy I actually wanted to leave at that moment but I have a weird thing where I get lightheaded if I think a large crowd is looking at me. @Kalindlara @PowerOfCinergy I was in my mid to late teens for the original trilogy and they were very formative for me. I hold them in extremely high regard. "@PowerOfCinergy There's a scene where the entire plot stops so a bunch of random pirates can marry Jack off to an ""ugly"" woman inside a whale skeleton." "@PowerOfCinergy Whoops pretend that just says ""don't""" "@PowerOfCinergy ""I still haven't seen Pirates 5"" https://t.co/ExiHMeEgqq" @norintha True. I just feel more nervous about it when I do it accidentally. And I know it's all just in my head. """Whoops, shit, we don't even know each other... oh god I'm only here because a non-mutual liked this tweet. Um, hi?""" I'm so used to assuming the folks I follow are also mutuals that sometimes I feel like I barge into a tweet acting too familiar. @theloserfish @upandoutcomic I feel like this screen shot might give a somewhat false interpretation of this game. :P But it is very fun and addicting. https://t.co/Ul72EoUYzy "@deathpigeon I get where it is on the political alignment graph, but I feel like that part should say ""This space intentionally left blank.""" @deathpigeon I don't fully understand the tankie position. OMG @direhellswan thank you for the follow! I feel so honored! <3 @ExistentialEnso 30 was scary to me for years right up until my 30th birthday. @cora_made_of I am promised time-traveling lesbian romance. Have to include at least some of that. @direhellswan I... I actually really want to try this. @cora_made_of Fund it. @cora_made_of Omg now I want a TV series about lesbians who time travel. @Frances_Larina It's probably non-stop confusion when you conflate genitals with gender. "@cora_made_of Fuck the space-time continuum, lesbians are more important. <3" "...but I can't help but wonder if, for transphobes at least, it might be helpful. I dunno. Probably not. Just thinking out loud. 8/8" "And I know this line of thinking dancing dangerously close to a ""passing"" mentality... 7/" "I think I know the answer sadly, but I do wonder if a transphobe could look at someone like Bailey Jay and say ""That's a man.""" "But looking back it was remarkably forward-thinking, especially for 4chan. 5/" "I suspect the original intent was based around the trap mentality which was popular there, ie, ""The one you thought was hot has a penis!"" 4/" "Can't recall the exact text, but it was basically saying, ""Oh you think woman = vagina? Here's a man with one, enjoy your fap."" 3/" Not sure what the original creator's goal was but it was a great illustration of how defining gender based solely on genitals doesn't work2/ I remember years ago there was a meme circulated on 4chan and other places. It showed a picture of Buck Angel next to a pic of Bailey Jay 1/ @norintha Holy shit thank you @norintha Oh... yeah there was. Well I want to play one right now so there. :P "I want a PotC HBO series. I want a PotC MMO. That world is so cool, dammit." @Th3_Pink_Bunny Take the steps you can when you're ready. We all transition at our own pace. <3 "Like, I like the original trilogy, but... yeah, it's a trash fire at this point. Which is a shame because PIRATES ARE REALLY COOL" For decades pirates were box office poison until Pirates of the Caribbean released... then that franchise became critical poison. "@Th3_Pink_Bunny It can't be entirely healthy for us to go stealth every time we leave the house, but... I don't have an easy answer." Me: I should try going full-time in public. *remembers transmisogyny & transphobia exists* Me: Or just never do that ever! That works. "Okay I totally stole this idea from Giant Bomb, but now I really want a Pirates of the Caribbean game with SoM's Nemesis System." "@transscribe @TheRedGrrl I would add that if you're a trans woman yourself, don't read too many of those replies. It's... I can't." @transscribe Like it's just funny to me that he's not trying to say we're men. That at least would be internally consistent. "@transscribe ""Trans women are trans women"" Which is a type of woman, as you just implied in the same fucking sentence..." Me: WHY AM I ANGRY AT IT? E: What? Me: *sobbing again* Don't yell at me! *E plops a heavy amorphous blob into my lap* Me: Um thanks? What is it? E: Its a new complicated emotion! Like it? Me: *crying* I don't know To paraphrase ContraPoints: I think an estrogen thing is happening to me. Oh yay it's that time when I get weirdly emotional and emotions don't make sense anymore that I'm attributing to HRT but who knows? Honestly should have been done with her months ago when I saw she supported PETA. Hey look who I'm done following forever. https://t.co/oGF4TO2PqE @SecretGamerGrrl I also cant stand to see people suffering. You matter to me & I care about you. I dont care how well we know each other: You're worth loving @SecretGamerGrrl I don't think your useless. I think you do a lot of good and are a good person who doesn't deserve any of this. "@crunkelstilskin @CiaraTheBraid Yes the eternal, omniscient God who is never wrong changed his mind on that one, sorry." @crunkelstilskin @CiaraTheBraid Tell that to a Christian and watch the apologetic gears whirl. You can almost hear the sparks. "@CiaraTheBraid @ZJemptv I mean, they think we're confused, but without God telling them that they don't have much of a case." "@CiaraTheBraid @ZJemptv Can't say ""He'd mention it in the Bible!"" because there are countless real things we have to deal with that the Bible didn't mention." @CiaraTheBraid @ZJemptv I would love to ask them for a thought experiment: Let's say God knows about & planned for trans people to exist. What would look different? "@CiaraTheBraid @ZJemptv Considering all the important shit God felt he didnt need to warn us about (like you know all of science?), I feel like trans ppl could be 1" "@ZJemptv Like, I don't believe in souls, but that irrelevant to my point in this instance." @ZJemptv Can literally anyone point me to the Bible verse that says my soul cannot be female? @ZJemptv Exciting! It's nearly impossible to see outside my own angle and this is super hard to photograph but seriously: Boob horizon. https://t.co/ZLWre9l4ME "@baelfael @XYcyberjulie @LivyAubergine @GamerGirl2258 I can't speak for anyone but myself, but it doesn't bother me. <3" @XYcyberjulie @baelfael @LivyAubergine @GamerGirl2258 Quite. "@MattyFranklyn Yeah but I don't want to abuse the report feature, is all. THAT'S against the rules." "@GamerGirl2258 @XYcyberjulie @LivyAubergine @baelfael I forgive you, lol (you CAN untag me tho :P)" "@XYcyberjulie @LivyAubergine @baelfael @GamerGirl2258 (replace ""ship"" with ""notifications"") https://t.co/xpKDJBykSa" @XYcyberjulie @baelfael @LivyAubergine @GamerGirl2258 A vagina? In this economy!? @LivyAubergine @XYcyberjulie @GamerGirl2258 @baelfael Realer talk girldick is better @MattyFranklyn Are they breaking rules @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn Legend of the Jizz @MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle That's Legends stuff now. Not canon. @MattyFranklyn Why Fuck you both *blocks* https://t.co/eqQZpldqmZ "@GamerGirl2258 @LivyAubergine I usually try to follow back every trans woman that follows me, but you must've slipped through the cracks. <3" @LivyAubergine @GamerGirl2258 Well I better follow her since this conversation makes no sense currently. :P Also it's very blonde which I have been told is normal. Well the good news is between HRT and that one laser hair removal appointment my facial hair is growing in slowly and sparsely. @rCharlotteSmith #BimboPride Oh and if anyone's wondering what version: Sarah Stone's beautiful interpretation from the Windblade series a few years back. @LivyAubergine @aluminumcuffs Yeah... :/ @LivyAubergine @aluminumcuffs I have absolutely been there. @LivyAubergine @aluminumcuffs Nice! Those can be weirdly hard to stay on. "@Lookin4Serenity It's your terrible shitposts, clearly. You're like the Pied Piper." *slams fists on table* Masterpiece Windblade when!? "@LivyAubergine @aluminumcuffs 404 error, executive function not found" @aluminumcuffs @LivyAubergine *offers hugs* I'm sorry. "@norintha Wow, fuck 'em." "@PowerOfCinergy As always, your mileage may vary. I have thin blonde hair and I think that's easier than thick dark hair." @LivyAubergine @aluminumcuffs Yeah I'm no stranger to it either. :/ I don't understand people who win an eBay and auction and then literally never pay or respond to my invoices. @XylariaVG Narrator's voice: The magic was spiro Hey yo is this chest hair gonna grow back or what "@ContraPoints This is the one that's supposed to pandering, right? :P I can't wait. <3" @SecretTrashlyn IIRC it's only sold in the town owned by that gang. @genderpickle Aww thank you <3 @gwen_no_fear @arnellerose I need to group with real ppl more often @gwen_no_fear @arnellerose I can barely get into Silver usually. Haven't even tried placing this season. I JUST got my first golden weapon... @gwen_no_fear @arnellerose I had such a hard time deciding which one to give my so far only golden weapon to. I went with Tracer. @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith Gonna jack into the gender network and free everyone from the Cistrix. @gwen_no_fear Well I just so happened to have posted this: https://t.co/WkqwONZlDm "*moans* Aaaanh, I'm so close~ https://t.co/qnUVn7rf6l" "@gwen_no_fear Well that's fantastic because he's one of the few heroes I'm good at, lol." "@Ploxerer I'm going to try to start with small tasks tomorrow and not overwhelm myself with like, ""Clean up the entire room.""" "@PowerOfCinergy True. I had two games in a row against good (or at least decent) Orisa players, which is why I was asking :P" "@rCharlotteSmith Oh not you, you can stay <3" So what's the actual strategy against Orisa's shields? It takes almost as long to tear through it as her cooldown lasts. "@Comrade_Yui No, they're going to be like how cassette tapes aren't." @ExistentialEnso Oh you mean the guy who constantly made homophobic jokes? He's shitty now? That can't be right! /s There is literally nothing they can offer me until Christmas. Just in-game currency which is also useless until Christmas. lol my ceaseless Overwatch collecting has made lootboxes worthless. @viennacommune @deathpigeon https://t.co/V4nSLTtwpA @deathpigeon @viennacommune Hatch all the eggs. "@deathpigeon @viennacommune (not to say they're trans, but a TON of my trans mutuals follow them, is all)" "@deathpigeon @viennacommune The trans/communist venn diagram is a circle, isn't it?" "Me: lol Ben Quadinaros was the weirdest Star Wars character, amirite? Star Wars canon: Hold my beer." I consider myself a pretty big Star Wars nerd but all these alien races sound pretty dumb. https://t.co/mZghUHQcht "@ContraPoints I'm not completely full time myself, but I've heard that the body scanners can be awkward..." "@NullBlanc Ah. I'm pretty low on that myself and I think that's working out great for me, lol. :P" @NullBlanc Oh I thought you meant you were out of one kind of hormone or another my bad. >_> @NullBlanc Which one are you out of? :/ "It would be a ton of work (new voice actors, etc), but I think it would be fantastic if one day Blizzard released concept art skins. https://t.co/d0hPFU8fhy" "@MattyFranklyn Ah yes, the first rule of Transformers Alchemy." @deathpigeon @ThisACoolPerson But I already am. D: @MattyFranklyn Thew voice: LIGHT PIPING! @KylobidiousTV Oh that's cool so this is technically Spacebear II? LOL "@TechiesLikeUs Oh yeah lint roller! See this is why I asked, thank you. <3" "...but how bad is the dander in the air? Could I put on freshly washed clothes, avoid my cats and head straight to the airport?" "The person I'm staying with is deathly allergic and I don't want to ruin her week. Obviously I can like, wash them..." "Hey, anyone have experience cleaning clothes of cat dander? I need all the clothes in my bag 100% clean for my Seattle trip..." @FauxPup I love that they called the first one Blue Harvest because lol obscure RotJ joke then they needed to make the RotJ one. And there's a shitton of stuff I need to sell so no worries there. And I kind of want to come home to a clean room? "Without going into detail, I can TECHNICALLY afford the Seattle trip right now, it just means I will NEED to sell stuff in November." "So I can either gather the spoons to sell more stuff on eBay this week, OR to clean my room so I don't come come from my trip to a mess." @Lookin4Serenity @RainBlackKat (This is a lie this was actually the tweet that made me decide to follow you) @Lookin4Serenity @RainBlackKat https://t.co/ljg3hwJxzB "My friend who works at a theater has informed me that the code name for The Last Jedi is ""Spacebear."" That's a thing you know now." @MagsVisaggs OMG you look amazing 10/10 @MagsVisaggs literally me @courtney_davico DOESN'T MATTER; LESBIANS "@emuchaton You butt selfie skills are in fact legendary and I look up to you, miss. ... Literally." """Yeah but like you can't save everyone, metaphor yadda yadda"" LES. BIANS." """Oh but the whole town's gonna blah blah"" Shut up: Lesbians." "I don't need to play Life Is Strange because I know the ending, and I'd pick bae over bay without a moment's hesitation." @direhellswan Honestly same @direhellswan That dangle at the end of the animation is perhaps lewder than they intended. "LRT literally men are trash, throw them in the bin" @ChaKatKimber That's a content kitty who's never had to grow up because her momma loves her so much. :3 <3 "@MattyFranklyn Even in the 20th century, eagle-eyed viewers who knew what to look for knew stop motion looked off. It's the lack of motion blur." @MattyFranklyn True. I guess I just meant CGI was the first time lifelike animation was achievable. "@Th3_Pink_Bunny I doubt you have one I don't need. I got most of the ones from the more common regions, IIRC." "Oh, and there is a man in a dress gag... all media is problematic forever and always, smh." It's also a great example of a scene that probably looks better in 3D. This was blocked using a real time 3D model of the city. That car chase was constructed like an animated scene. It would be basically impossible to film. This scene is why I consider Tintin an animated movie (wait for it) https://t.co/7in1MYvNyZ @Th3_Pink_Bunny Thanks. I'm obsessed. >_> @MattyFranklyn No idea what they did for Ka. "@MattyFranklyn I mean, probably something like that, yeah. I'm pretty sure facial capture was taken at the very least." @MattyFranklyn Still an argument to be made that that one wasn't truly animated though. "@MattyFranklyn I personally call that one animated, because there's a HUGE amount of careful craft to even the camera work." "@MattyFranklyn If you want a REALLY trippy experience of a blurred line between live action and animated, watch the Tintin movie from a few years ago." "@MattyFranklyn And hell, we had that with The Jungle Book. I don't know that it's fair to call that animated, especially given motion capture. It's both." "@MattyFranklyn If there was even a single human in The Lion King the ""live action"" version would be played by just an actor." "@MattyFranklyn The line between animated and live action, particularly in Genre Fiction, has been blurring since like 1990." @MattyFranklyn @JimSterling ngl it's kinda hot I have zero interest in wrestling but I am now @JimSterling's Sterdust's biggest fan. https://t.co/0URQOqNIju @FreyaSilver My Ditto hit lvl 100 back in Gen III at the Daycare. All they did was fuck. :P @FreyaSilver Yeah it's basically this: https://t.co/CmbhBaSnCu "@FreyaSilver ...to end up with the Cosmoem & Solgaleo I still need. And yes, I need both. Separately. Because I'm crazy." "@FreyaSilver Yeah, so I decided to keep my extra as Cosmog. It's been like a year but I'm pretty sure for a Living Pokedex that was the smartest way..." "@emuchaton Hey, pssst. Hey Emu. I like ur butt <3" I can of course trade them away in person-- this lockout only exists for online trading. Still makes regional Pokes like Vivillon difficult "@FauxPup We've all been there, I understand. <3" "I have MANY extras of Event Legendaries to trade away because of last year's giveaways. Just give me a ""Are you sure?"" pop up." Like right now I could put up a super rare Pokemon and ask for a Mew in return and the ONLY Mew the system will allow are hacked ones. This could be solved in an afternoon if Nintendo let you trade away Event Legendaries or at the VERY LEAST not allow you to ASK for them. https://t.co/n0oLK90WrK And of course there's a small handful missing from the Gen VII boxes but that's just about all of 'em https://t.co/eSHAx8W911 https://t.co/byhq1XD0VA https://t.co/IFq7Ppr3yP https://t.co/WRg0fxxjqn https://t.co/ouBul4A51W "I'm missing a fair number of Vivillon forms, I'll admit. These are the most I could get from the GTS https://t.co/p1h7uMrTrA" https://t.co/eOM4W4lvyV https://t.co/PvToUIlyt0 https://t.co/ua5cBJTprR https://t.co/QalaS9p0Ur https://t.co/kESlcl1pNK https://t.co/gS9cyG5G7b https://t.co/7iFAgrqCEZ https://t.co/7cfJaTFjYx https://t.co/oxLin9bDrd https://t.co/kM1IHLqhd6 https://t.co/6KnC69xz2T https://t.co/5jgeOyaoEk https://t.co/ZDqPiz2pBH https://t.co/QgSLUOeR6x https://t.co/ywimJST9XX https://t.co/k5jRv2eZGq https://t.co/AS6neXtSVS Got a request to keep going so let's keep this crazy train going https://t.co/g2r2racCOm @FreyaSilver I have a Living Pokedex. I would need an extra to trade away. :P I'll stop here for now. Spare you all https://t.co/J4FIveVfZa "All of these are legit, btw https://t.co/gv6Bcij5yR" https://t.co/XgCoIKlaQQ It just keeps going like this https://t.co/xgOdrEVOpi https://t.co/V4cHb6pjwh https://t.co/9DO2nmAuif This is my sickness. https://t.co/CEvTcXmrWi This screen lies. 300? Pfft. https://t.co/jCGRTNsde3 So if I want both legendaries do I stick with Moon again for the sequels? It was that way for Black/White. @Kalindlara It's funny because I was absolutely out as trans when I got this game but I didn't think about intentionally coding my character as trans. @Kalindlara I didn't even mean to but I made my Pokemon player character a tran. @DanRyckert https://t.co/wxMkbXDrUz Although maybe not since those knee-highs are Severely Trans. Hey look it's literally 14-year-old Kat if she was born cis. Booting up Moon to pick up my Marshadow And apparently to also let everyone know that I am the goth gf https://t.co/fz8eTuwceg @odinsdream Oh fantastic. Fuck capitalism lol. Add a reminder to your phone! You only get one of these fellas per game so an extra one helps Living Pokedex collectors. https://t.co/cx6kWRSPm3 "And what an awful fucking thing for my brain to do! I'm a fucking monster feeling ""left out."" Fuck me. Jesus." "In no way does a lack of trauma make me less of a woman or less trans, but... try telling that monkey on my back that loves to invalidate me" A certain hashtag went around yesterday and jesus fucking christ did it leave me with complicated feelings. @odinsdream That's why I always shop for airline tickets in incognito mode. @Th3_Pink_Bunny Saaaaaame. :/ @BCTDenver What was the shower space before? Part of another room? "Like, as much as one can separate art from artist, it might be my game of the year. That's awkward." A Hat In Time was so good I'm still itching to play it despite 100%ing it a week ago. Too bad everything around it is problematic af. Ooooh so it's the sneaky version of depression where I'm not sad but I haven't shaved in a week and there's trash on the floor. "@commiesona I cast off the term ""gamer"" because of dumbasses like this, actually." "@Th3_Pink_Bunny I mean, I ain't no throatologist but it makes sense to me" "@Th3_Pink_Bunny So like, your uvula is the back of your throat, but the back of your tongue is just the back of your mouth, technically." @Th3_Pink_Bunny Imagine a garden hose painted half a color LONG ways. One color faces out (has your Adams apple) the other faces... back. @MattyFranklyn p much yea @spectra_belle https://t.co/g6j9oz6Ygc "@commiesona ""Baked mac & cheese"" more like ""watery Easy Mac""" @MattyFranklyn pew pew @TrancewithMe You can have it I kinda hate that shade of blue >_> (she says with a trans flag on her wall) @Flowabelle spoopy buns :3 @Flowabelle Yay bunbuns 💕 @Flowabelle sup "@AliceAvizandum Is there an implied ""too"" before that ""cute"" because if so fuck that person." @AmazonChique Did you make it to the temple? :o @valeriehalla OMG this is the cutest thing I've read all day! <3 "@KatGibes @deanhsjones, @Kalindlara I blame you two for this doodle getting out of hand. :P" @ExistentialEnso Fuck this asshole for going after SGG. "@genderemix Y-yes, please. >_>" "I would literally say, ""I like girls and penises."" It felt distinct from being bi." Were I actually a cis guy maybe this would have all settled into being bi or pan but let tell you it makes so much more sense as a transbian "Me thinking I was a cis guy: I'm like, MAYBE bisexual if the guy is super femmy. Me now: Put all girlcock in my mouth" "@commiesona Oh no, go right ahead, cutie. <3" So much trans girl thirst on my TL again. Can barely keep up. X_x @commiesona @emuchaton OMG stop you two are too adorable <3 @genderemix @emuchaton @commiesona This is pretty weird but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't kinda into it. "@emuchaton Oh my, hello! Am I interrupting something? :3" "@genderemix @commiesona same, tbh" @commiesona @genderemix Let's get back to the matter at hand: @genderemix's girlcock in my mouth. @commiesona @genderemix <3 <3 <3 @genderemix But what if my hand gets tired? :3c @genderemix Need a hand? <3 EVIL DINOSAUR FUCK YEAH https://t.co/UmGagKIqMX @transscribe Which is exactly why you need to be there. ...then Rey is on her own until MAYBE Luke comes back in the third act (though being absent until Episode IX is possible too) "Luke will be an antagonist AT BEST. My guess is Rey will be asked to leave midway through training, we get Luke saying he's scared..." "I mean, *I* like to argue that Anakin was the villain in Episode II, but I'm pretty sure the actual story disagrees. https://t.co/0BpUngv47R" @GayMonsterGirl thank I think I've identified My Brand. https://t.co/2ibs1CKzXK @Aleharia LOL sorry I'm forgetful with stuff like that at times. "@ExistentialEnso Funny watching it in real time go from ""Exact description"" to ""Oh shit we have to change out strategy""" @ExistentialEnso This is because she realized it was much more useful to pretend it's a slur. @Aleharia RageTreb#1835 Add me any time (but either DM or @ me with your username so I accept the request) "@PowerOfCinergy So true, lol" Sometimes Quickplay is magical. #Overwatch https://t.co/burUs9kIRB "@ExistentialEnso I prefer ""ball of righteous fury.""" "And you might argue that ""gay transbian"" is redundant, to which I'd say: I'm simply doubly gay. <3 <3 <3" "Like I'm betting NSFW accounts (which this one is sometimes) can't be monetized but even if they good, Twitter's not good to queer folks." "Twitter wants me to like, monetize my account and I'm like, I don't think you want to pay me for gay transbian thirst." @MagsVisaggs World War III? @SecretGamerGrrl I think people actually listening to what you're saying will understand you didn't do it intentionally. This kitty love pile is going on right next to me. Didn't even know Binx was in there until I turned on the light. https://t.co/Fd9xOrpKDj @SecretGamerGrrl FWIW I really like reading your long form stuff. Segue away. @deathpigeon You could try calling and asking for specific rates. @deathpigeon *for me Hopefully that gives some idea of the cost. Even if you can't afford it now I'd keep that place in mind. "@deathpigeon Well it waa $35 for be for one facial hair session after the discount. Several sessions are usually needed, larger areas cost more." @deathpigeon Left Hand Laser. Local place that offers half off to trans people. She knows her shit and is super cool. Highly recommended. "@deathpigeon @Captain_V_Smith I can't picture you in anything but a skirt, lol. It's very you." @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark Yeah I realize I was kinda burying the lead there. :P "@baelfael He was a joke the minute he hit the scene, yeah." @baelfael @ExistentialEnso Same tbh I know it was many years ago and we were all once dumb 20-somethings but what the actual fuck. Is... did... did Tim fucking Buckley seriously follow up an argument against the idea of gamers being violent with a veiled threat? https://t.co/RsP4u1Xz5r "@baelfael @ExistentialEnso It's a fun party trick when you can conflate two different meanings of a word. :P Shitty excuse for an argument, tho." "@ExistentialEnso This is about as serious as saying ""I don't believe in Bigfoot because they never believed in me.""" "@ExistentialEnso Such a stupid semantics argument. They fucking know what ""existence"" means in this context yet still try to tell us their piss is rain." "@RainBlackKat I agree that it's gross. It's a hobby I don't mind spending money on, but it's really not cool to prey on collectors like that." @RainBlackKat Can confirm. I spend at least $40 an event to have a complete set of every skin. It was more like $80 before they rebalanced them. @Hbomberguy 101%? That's a death sentence! @StraySineWave @norintha It's my new band's name "@Aleharia My nipples hurt even more reading that, thanks. :P" @Kalindlara @norintha @FauxPup I have a pretty severe needle phobia along with a discomfort around the idea of being cut in any way... yet I love piercings. >_> @Kalindlara Literally me It me https://t.co/ArASVTM8c2 @norintha It's a hint :P "@norintha I just took some edibles, myself! <3 Been forever since we voice chatted, not to take this away from Twitter." @RainBlackKat Big mood. Food is basically never spicy enough for me. @FauxPup I would need to go with ideally two or more friends for confidence as well as encouragement. Kinda nudge me gently if you will. Real talk I want pierced nips real bad but I am terrified of getting them. >.< https://t.co/L4gzl0bm5m "@rocco_botte Oh you're totally right! Been forever since I was in WDW, I just assumed CA stole the whole thing, lol." @rocco_botte It's also only accurate in California. The other one is 19 this year. "Hey, nipples. Been a while since we talked. I have to say I'm not cool with one of you being itchy while also being sore. Stop that, wtf." @emuchaton Galaxy brain: Save money for tanktops @cora_made_of Yeah! I'm adult! I can sleep in all day and eat junk food dammit! D:< (Lol nice) @commiesona @SquishVix same "@transscribe Forgiveness is SO important, especially in communities where we need each other." @ContraPoints If you ever want a quick self-esteem booster I recommend them. With your following it'd be one helluva drug. "Local Queer Refuses To Leave Bed, more at 11 https://t.co/fMy6owf0j4" @CareBearCase I'm May 22! @CareBearCase You're a Gemini too? 💚 @OneLameShark Good old Shitpiece. @rCharlotteSmith Being trans is great and also severely terrifying... @Flowabelle Hell yeah! Getting back on that horse! My dumb drawing is taking literal days but I'm doing it too. @AnnaDorableGirl So many things to throw on the ground "...and obviously this is tongue-in-cheek since they are all nerds themselves, but... 6 fucking times. This got old halfway through the 1st 1" "I'll be the first to admit the massive amount of ""nerd news"" channels are interchangeable and boring..." "From the people who brought you ""Regularly complaining about their fans making the same joke over & over"" comes: This shit for the 6th time. https://t.co/RR8GDiSrke" "I never knew about the spa (I didn't beat BOTW-- wasn't really my thing), so this was a fascinating read. https://t.co/xfyuNSV9ru" @emuchaton Sometimes acts of subtle gay make me react in overly gay ways tho 💕 Hey now. That's my shtick. :P 💕 https://t.co/hM9TK5gyar Update: it fits fine but I don't want to take a pic of me wearing it until I shave. :/ https://t.co/O1trdr5o3c @Comrade_Yui SHIT that totally should have been the excuse I gave I dun wanna get up. I live in bed now. https://t.co/qeXKBFopJ7 @alexandraerin Miyamoto has described the Mario cast as being like a traveling theatre troupe. So they're actors that hang out on their days off. @drenpile_mark @StraySineWave https://t.co/hfDS4fVhIN "@PelagicPrism @norintha Hope for the best, expect the worst." @cora_made_of @protozoetrope One of my favorite dinosaurs <3 "@norintha I mean, hopefully not." @PowerOfCinergy It feels recuperative. @upandoutcomic OMG grats! (Now I can confirm: your lisp is indeed cute) @upandoutcomic Also some of the best music! "@upandoutcomic One of the most gorgeous games on the SNES, IMO." "@emuchaton Can confirm, also am gay." @wpgFactoid That seems like an apt way to describe what I'm feeling 17 weeks in. The men who aren't trash are the exceptions. Like Wreck-Gar. Literally a robot made of garbage but he ended up being one of the good ones. https://t.co/GNsGmkd2ZE "It's not all bad though. I value crying more? Is that weird? I don't know if that's weird. I like my emotions, I'll say that." "Very affirming to notice even not-so-great changes, at least." Is this another word estrogen emotional moment? Probably. Men are trash. @GayMonsterGirl Would you accept gay high fantasy dinosaurs though? @transscribe Fucking where is this monster I'll kick his teeth in. Jesus fuck. I cant even fathom what that was like... I'm so sorry that happened to you @emuchaton Kind of the best thing ever ngl "@upandoutcomic Lisps can be very cute, though. <3" @MokiAwa @cheezit Cheezits taste better. That's all that matters to me. @XylariaVG Well that's something at least. Thanks! @XylariaVG Oh really? This is an actual issue they're dealing with? "Oh, and this is about D.Va in Overwatch of course." "I hesitate to say that no one needs to know how long I have until I get my mech back, but knowing my ult is up is way more important." "If my self destruct is ready but I'm currently out of my mech, using the ""ultimate status"" emote should only give that info." @CareBearCase LOL derp. Well in that case I'd like my own Feraligatr! @CareBearCase I have extra Mews. And I could breed you up a Bulba and Chiko. @lilith_m_rose @genderemix (Fuuuuuck all this is hot 💕) "Oh, and when I say the penguins dont speak I mean they have text but no voiced lines. 1 of the few (only?) characters like this in the game." I'm thinking what happened was rather than take J*nTr*n out they reduced his role. However I didn't play the beta so I could be mistaken. "...even during the climactic confrontation with the final boss, where literally every other major character speaks. Kinda stands out." "He now plays an owl receptionist character that only appears once, while all the penguin minions are silent..." "BTW, interesting thing to note: J*nTr*n used to play either one of the penguin minions in the game or all of them. This was changed." It's a great game with horrendously problematic elements surrounding it. Had I not paid for it four years ago I'd steer clear. https://t.co/LcqrHQf7NL "@commiesona Honestly, same" @uselessneetgirl Oh that helps at least! Thank you! "@Kalindlara If you want to be a skin completist, you basically have to spend at least $40 a holiday. It's worth it to me, but I don't recommend it." Eeeeeeeh I hope that D.Va hoodie fits after washing it. I just just enough without looking silly before washing... @TheBigLoaf Yup! @XylariaAD Fuck yeah! BONUS: https://t.co/GrOyMexTpX LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER https://t.co/w50IC9vVLu https://t.co/bvhUj9c7UO https://t.co/BudLybB3NK https://t.co/0s9pC98bRb https://t.co/PWBOHQqub8 🌈💕💜💕💜💕🌈 https://t.co/jKru5kxahp https://t.co/sYJ357msKf What's this? https://t.co/sJa7BvlGLf Shit this js at 73 likes how'd I miss that? https://t.co/MNG1vtawsI "(count on posting in-progress screenshots to guarantee you'll see what's wrong with your drawing faster, btw. My Widow is thiiiiiiicc)" @Sabriality lol I assumed it was autocorrect. XD Look at the curves of the black lines. Missed that without rotating the reference slightly. This also helped with her hip... armor(?) On the left is my (higher resolution) reference. On the right is an in-game screenshot I blew up too big to see perfect detail... https://t.co/2r4bhCGqdr """But I have a reference for this pose already!"" Get another one." @Sabriality Oh wait you thought she was saying fantasy? XD "You, me, and your procrastination know you need more references. Now stop fucking around and get more." "Hey fellow artist. Struggling in the sketch/construction phase of the piece? You need more references. No, shut up, you do. Trust me." @Sabriality Or a FUZZY Siberian bear even! :P <3 @Sabriality I love my big gay Russian digital girlfriend! <3 "And yeah, got my Blizzcon virtual ticket so the Winston skin is locked down too when it releases." I now have literally every skin in Overwatch. The gold I got from my 50 loot box purchase allowed me to buy the remaining year-round ones. "@MagsVisaggs I figured from what I've seen you say about your marriage, but surely it's still going to be a difficult process?" @MagsVisaggs *offers hugs* :/ "This is fascinating, but now I'm kinda sad this version of The Book of Henry never got made. https://t.co/qJJVRxCXMJ" @upandoutcomic OMG this is so sweet <3 "Because like I said in the original thread, I couldn't read the intent. Might not have been mean." Deleted the tweets where I thought a mean rando was QTing me. I asked her if we're cool instead. "@KimberlinRixx I usually expect the worst from random strangers on Twitter QTing me talking about transphobes, but... we're cool, right?" "@Gbruhawa Well shit! Just a sec, let me look into this." @DragonCarebear Therapy is so important! "@MattyFranklyn ""Matty likes Hanzo!"" ""NOBODY LIKES HANZO!""" Oh I am SO down for this! https://t.co/LGG5Ggiw1J @AllisonGamer No problem! <3 <3 <3 You seemed cool! "@XylariaVG Okay. There was also the fact that it's been on a nearby truck for over 24 hours, but I trust your judgement. Thank you!!" "@Sirius7dk The tracking info is on Blizzard's site (the blacked out parts are a local, nearby city that I share a county with): https://t.co/Ey0YPgwTxS" "@Th3_Pink_Bunny I don't foresee myself changing my avatar very often. It'll always be my face, I mean. My display name is where I express myself." "@XylariaVG Okay so ""delivered"" means delivered to my local post office? That's... awkward wording but no worries I guess." """The frogurt is also cursed."" https://t.co/WSiFcnGiEO" But either way it's not here. Fuck. "But it says they used FedEx Overnight Air to ship it (no idea why they did that, but I'm not complaining) so maybe?" Plus that would mean I got my CONFIRMATION mail that everything had shipped out 17 HOURS after it was delivered? That can't be right! But it said it was already delivered yesterday at 1PM. Uhhhhh... not that I know of! I ordered some stuff from the Blizzard shop two days ago. Just got an email saying everything was shipped out. Cool... @DragonCarebear Yeah if you regularly use selfies in your avatars I can usually keep up. I understand why not everyone wants to do that though. "I basically have to make a point to go out of my way to learn the ""real"" Twitter names of ppl. Unique problem to this platform." "The actual username, the thing that changes far less often, is harder to see. That always worries me." "B/c of Twitter's display, if any of my followers were 2 change their avatar & display name @ the same time I'd have to relearn who they are." "@SecretGamerGrrl We're here for you. Stay strong, we got this." @toygrind This tweet reminds me of a babe. @ContraPoints You have a roommate? How exciting for them. :P Helpful thread https://t.co/WkXlgESWzR Just cut her out of any overlap with the trans community. She is not our ally. "ZQ does NOT deserve to be the target of another witch hunt, of course." "But fuck my damn heroes if it turns out they've been abusers, even if they're victims themselves." GG awakened my feminism. I owe a lot to ZQ for being as strong as she was in the face of all that. I really do mean this completely. I'm thankful people have been coming forward with their own stories about ZQ. https://t.co/309hjgoO51 @CeltThulhu I'd rather know an uncomfortable truth than believe a comforting lie. Thank you for sharing. """You CAN'T be Katheryn, you're BIOLOGICALLY an Amber."" And you want me to take this seriously?" @deathpigeon @HylainHero @transscribe Hey that's almost worse! Fuck her! The closest correlation I can think of is like if you met someone for the first time and didn't believe them when they told you their name. "@PelagicPrism @Kalindlara I respect the hell out of that, especially given that I'm a big fan of girldick, myself. 💕" @HylainHero @deathpigeon @transscribe Honestly it's impressive she condensed that much transphobia into such a short phrase. We don't really know how to react to a person who seems to be living on a different planet than us. "Like, that was lesson 1 in our transitions. It was the starting point for our individual self-discoveries. It's the foundation of gender." "Wish transphobes could grasp just how batshit the idea of someone feeling justified in saying, ""No, you are not [gender]"" sounds to us." @deathpigeon @transscribe Weird. Not deleted on my phone atm. "I do want bottom surgery, but some days i really want to keep my dick just as a ""fuck you"" to transphobic cis people." @deathpigeon @transscribe Oh did India block you? Here: https://t.co/YyZZhuJX4T "@transscribe Presumably ""Male bodied men who are men with male penises, man"" didn't fit." "@transscribe ""Male bodied men"" for when you really need to get the most TERFiness possible within 140 characters. Disgusting display of inhumanity." "@cora_made_of @charllandsberg I guess insert ""is an important one"" at the end of that first sentence. It's late." "@cora_made_of @charllandsberg I don't have an issue with the term cis, just the idea that the distinction between woman and trans woman. That's a cis person's distinction" "@deathpigeon When you say it like that I'm forced to agree. ;) Especially if they're ""my people"" What I'm saying is i could go for a trans spitroasting" "There was some special mysterious $30-a-ticket ""fan event"" too, but I was broke the night it sold out. :/" "I don't love the idea of being sandwiched between two groups of strangers, but in some ways they're my people." I was able to get literally the last remaining seat at my local screening of The Last Jedi on opening night. @charllandsberg That distinction is upheld entirely by the cis. She's upholding a distinction cis ppl manufactured & one only they can benefit from. "Remember how terrible we thought 2016 was? I mean, it was, but... 2017." It's 2:30am and I'm not sleepy... @BootlegGirl @NullBlanc @SecretGamerGrrl I will use my tiny-ass 430 follower influence and ride into the halls of Valhalla with you. We got this. "@deathpigeon @princess_stef69 I'm usually awful with names too, no worries. 💕" @SecretGamerGrrl @NullBlanc @BootlegGirl And I'm not gonna silently watch it happen. "@SecretGamerGrrl @NullBlanc @BootlegGirl I said this earlier, but thank you for sharing all this. I knew there was a bus and I didnt feel right asking for receipts. Now I understand" "@deathpigeon @princess_stef69 Well I really appreciate you forgetting, lol. I never knew yours though so I can't return the favor. :P" @deathpigeon @princess_stef69 I've heard it can happen! Also I just remembered you at least knew my deadname & the thought of it being forgotten makes me pretty happy. "@SecretGamerGrrl @NullBlanc I guess I don't have enough info to really have an informed opinion. I think it's terrible that they're willing to ignore this, FWIW." @SecretGamerGrrl @NullBlanc I don't think it was the sensible option. They either think you lied or are trying to ignore what was done to you. It's downright monstrous. "@AnnaDorableGirl Oh my. Yes, fellow lesbians, if you're cis and feel like flirting with us we respond pretty positively to that too! 😍😍😍" "@SecretGamerGrrl I know there's probably not much any of us can do to help, but don't hesitate to ask." "@SecretGamerGrrl Nonsense. We're not close, but everything I've seen about you makes me think you're a good person who didn't deserve ANY of this." This is an important thread worth reading. https://t.co/4bz1Gn0Syg @SecretGamerGrrl I don't really understand how someone could read that and not take your side. "@TheTalkingWatch Aw, thanks!" @Th3_Pink_Bunny Nope! If anything it makes it worse. "Wow I meant there is NO possible ending. Thanks, Twitter and your lack of edits." "(usually while I take damage from the acid, slowing me down even more, because I can't see where I am or where I'm going)" "I fiddled with the graphics a bit, but it didn't seem to help. The visuals lag immensely while the clock keeps ticking." The No Time To Explain achievement for #aHatInTime might be impossible on my machine. The green acid part chugs to about 1 frame/sec. @Sabriality OMG that's so cool! "@SecretGamerGrrl You're a stronger, braver woman than I." "@AlvsCobain @rCharlotteSmith @mk_mot13 @ComicTransMS @drenpile_mark @Anarchanti @swampwitchy Oh shit, she okay?" There is possible ending to this that doesn't suck in some way. I'm not sure a civilized discussion on someone who is both an abuser and abused can exist on the nuance-deprived internet. You know the only reason this Widowmaker doodle is going anywhere is due to Blizzard's amazing reference sheets they offer. "@SecretGamerGrrl I can't imagine what all that was like. I imagine it was hard writing all this, but thank you for warning those of us who weren't caught up." "@SecretGamerGrrl Rather than retweet, I tweeted the link directly in hopes this makes it outside of any block lists you might still be on." "This is really hard to read, but it's extremely important. https://t.co/1DrH7uS8L7 via" @CareBearCase How very flattering and worrisome. :/ @odinsdream Fund it! @anarchopupgirl Sure we'll go with that. Just thought it was funny that I actually took the time to look it up and wasn't able to find the name. :P "Okay I know no one WANT an Indiana Jones 5, but consider this: What if they blast Doctor Jones by Aqua during the trailer?" OKAY IT LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE A NAME WTF. It's the part the barrel sticks out of. When it's not in rifle mode it would just be the barrel. https://t.co/SvJquh51kR "$750 for the lot, btw. How dare they make me save for that. How dare." "Hey if anyone cares, I'm gonna be posting final art pieces on my new official art twitter: @KatGibes" It's highly transphobic for 3 of Blizzard's first 4 several hundred dollar statues to be my favorite gay characters. https://t.co/4pY2Ar2PUu "@MagsVisaggs People ask me if I'm a dog person or a cat person and I'm like, ""YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE!?""" """Probably need to adjust the, uh... um... part where the shooty part comes out of"" - Me, drawing Widowmaker's rifle" @ContraPoints SO EXCITE Retweeting this thread because I'm rather proud of it. https://t.co/yIu39OnA1j @EntEarth Phenomenal cosmic power... itty bitty packaging. @genderemix ...and from now on I'm basically assuming anti-feminist asshole until proven otherwise. @genderemix Add in the growing mountain of evidence that shows the tech industry is comprised largely anti-feminist trash people... @genderemix It makes sense. It's why they don't seem at all concerned when feminist-related issues are found on their site. @showupforthis Terrible cis people believe our genders are something only they can dole out to the trans people they feel are worthy. They are indeed trash @ZJemptv BUTT MCLARGECUTE Goddammit Sideshow I really don't need to be dropping $500 on a bat lesbian statue stoooooop https://t.co/JYb8KZSLSU https://t.co/4n73mAVqvE If the NEXT thing I post of this isn't the actual final piece someone slap me. I am justifying posting this additional preview by saying the last one was posted at like 12am last night. https://t.co/RaXZ6GMwp5 The Artist-Who-Takes-Too-Long-On-Every-Piece dilemma: do I keep posting in-progress pics despite the diminishing returns of interest? @egoraptor You look like you know what you're doing with that game but this trick will save you from headaches later. "Hey @egoraptor, just a heads up: Run up a wall BEFORE double jumping to save the double jump for more distance in #aHatInTime" "Give me 280, Twitter. https://t.co/XsuGvtsblJ" "If you're a cis woman and non-hetero, never pass up the opportunity to stand with your non-hetero trans sisters. We need the support." "And like, she's awesome. I knew that. I knew she wasn't a TERF. But I do wonder if she knows how much that recognition means to some of us." "I got a ""love"" reaction on a selfie I posted to FB from a cis lesbian friend of mine. In the text I mentioned I was a trans woman & gay." "...even though I know if they were TERFs I'd know sooner than that. Right away, probably. These are my own hangups but TERFs make it harder." Nervous even SAYING the L word around cis lesbians. I have to make sure they're not awful first... "...but whenever I get approval or recognition from a cis lesbian it's surprise/relief rather than ""Yeah, I mean, no shit.""" TERFs have fucking ruined my expectations of gay women. I don't actually think every lesbian is a TERF (I KNOW that's not true)... @emuchaton So fucking gay. Love it 💕🌈 I liked those remakes but the reason that became a meme 2 people was just asinine. Gamers literally don't understand the purpose of reviews Fucking THANK YOU. https://t.co/2ZO58RbCDv @KitsuneAlicia Something big could cause a large exodus though. "@KitsuneAlicia Have to start somewhere, unless you're saying these will be the sites we use until the apocalypse." You won't be able 2 appeal to investors and pretend your hands are tied b/c any investor that wants to avoid that mess will know 2 stay away Say you are committed to things like intersectional feminism. It'll attract the right ppl and scare away the wrong ones. If valid YouTube or Twitter alternatives start popping up i want them to DAY ONE announce their social and political views. At this point I'm forced to believe higher ups at Twitter are devoutly anti-feminist. That's just what the tech industry is apparently. COUNTLESS posts now from people saying the posting of their private info didn't seem to matter. Until now it does b/c higher profile account Why oh why oh why does Jack/Twitter make declarations about their service that they KNOWV are disprovable? "@MattyFranklyn @Cabooceratops @TheLastGherkin It's real, I'm afraid." @MattyFranklyn @Cabooceratops @TheLastGherkin Oh good now that you're lying down it might be a good time to tell you we also have something called iced tea here. @GayMonsterGirl That's understandanle. Sorry I brought it up. :/ @MagsVisaggs Remember when we thought George Bush was incompetent? Some trickster god out there must've taken that as a challenge. @GayMonsterGirl @ZJemptv She's talking about the lame excuse Harvey Weinstein gave. "@ZJemptv Might take much longer, but yeah, eventually something will replace it. The there's room for every conceivable superior website online." @ZJemptv Our lives are a fucking joke to these people. This is vile. @spectra_belle https://t.co/2AzwDGObC6 "@Aleharia Wasn't as formative, no. I'm speaking a bit out of turn here but I personally see Mulan more as a trans male allegory FWIW." Aaaaaay lmao https://t.co/mH8fOK42oD I feel like drawing will go a lot smoother after my cataract surgery. X_x @Somecuteporygon https://t.co/EjwjRQbO5l "@deanhsjones @Kalindlara Small world, huh. Well now I HAVE to finish this piece, don't I? :P" "Well now I HAVE to finish that doodle, fuck." "@deanhsjones ""I work for Blizzard Entertainment"" Holy shit its indescribably flattering/encouraging for you to comment but how on earth did u find this?!" "Honestly most pieces that are finished are the result of exhausting, hours-long cycles of strain, obsession, strain, obsession." But then the O part picks back in and I find myself being drawn back to the piece without meaning to. I always tense up without meaning to. Need frequent breaks. "Any other artists diagnosed with OCD out there that almost feel like, physical pain from the stress of drawing minor details?" @SatanaKennedy @Cosmos_Cookie Sounds like he has some personal issues with sex he needs to work out. BUT WHO COULD SHE BE DRAWING??? "God I am so rusty. This is my least favorite part of any piece: ""start actually committing to details."" https://t.co/7VMSfeyEwV" Only five followers away from the weed number now. There's definitely a chance that it'll hit when I'm asleep. @emuchaton Y-yes please. @CareBearCase RIGHT!? @Kalindlara @manakete Plan too! Fingers crossed! "@manakete @Kalindlara Honestly my ideal would be the SNES version. That's the one I regret missing, warts and all." @emuchaton Looks like it feels pretty nice. :3c @Kalindlara Oh is it bad? Love Symmetra's glowing cleavage <3 https://t.co/8ZtNhZ6R9V "@ExistentialEnso I always feel like I want 1, but 2 is usually more satisfying for me." Isn't there official D.Va art of like her in a jacket? Thinking of cosplay ideas. """I really want to get a SNES Classic I've never played through FFVI and I really want to"" >forgot I own it on Steam ""Welp.""" @Ploxerer Aw thanks! It's really just conditioner. @GayMonsterGirl OMG staaaaahp ><;;;; @courtney_davico ...it's still a powerful sensation. I really wish every trans person that wants it could have it. @courtney_davico I shouldn't complain. My insurance will pay for it but I have to wait a year on hormones (& then longer for waiting lists)... "@Comrade_Yui It usually doesn't hit me this hard. But, yeah..." "Ever get that urge to get pounded, just fucking destroyed in the pussy then you remember you're lacking in the needed upgrades for that?" "Were I not terrible at math I'd've announced when I was 69 followers away from 420, but now I'm 8 away and it's too late for that I'm afraid" "Hey, @YouTube? Not the fucking time. SAY SOMETHING about the LGBTQ demonetization. ANYTHING. Otherwise this is a slap in the face. https://t.co/gUpw27703z" @SkulldelaCreme GOD your hair is magical. I love it!! <3 <3 <3 @emuchaton Hey a tasty treat in a tasty treat. <3 "@Josieraiderfan Yep, you kinda have to go shopping with friends. I consider myself lucky to have some really supportive ones." @Sabriality @Blizzard_Ent One of their mascots is a lesbian. They BETTER flaunt that pride! @Josieraiderfan I totally get that. Some cis friends went makeup shopping with me so I have some... that was 7 months ago though... >_> "@BlazerBluejeans Part of my own interest would be if the monster is a lady, whether or not the initial human is." "@Josieraiderfan And I'm an artist so I know skill takes practice. When I fuck up a drawing I don't get dysphoric, though." "@Josieraiderfan What I need is my first (well, technically second but let's not get into that) makeup session to end with me not hating the end result." "@Josieraiderfan I appreciate the recommendation and I'll keep it in mind, but I don't think any book could help with my fear." "@Aleharia Okay, I am terrible at taking compliments but this one cannot stand. You're not seeing the acne scars. :P" "@KuromiBunnyBoi I love basically any lady X-Men, but I'm talking more like if Shadowcat had actual cat features like a tail or ears." @Kalindlara I'd be cool with that too! "@BlazerBluejeans True, but not at first and the implication is we as the audience should be disgusted by him being into it." "Who has two thumbs, was assigned male at birth and is terrified of trying makeup? THIS GIRL." "Hey I'm Katlyn, I'm trans, I've been on HRT for 17 weeks, I'm gay as fuck, & this selfie was the least terrible of the bunch. https://t.co/T5VCgCUXL1" "Takkun, my big fat kitty cat who is A Dumb. I love her so much. 💕💜💕 https://t.co/uw3Y0ZOj61" All the coolest X-Men were the ones with physical mutations. Don't @ me. @BCTDenver Awesome! Well I'll definitely make sure to stop by and say hi at least next year!! @gigioffdahook Can she have horns and a tail though. @BCTDenver SO WAS I! Some mutual friends invited me to march in... oh shit now I forgot but I think they were a humanist organization. Small world tho! @BCTDenver Maybe! I mean if nothing else I'll be at Pride next year. I was this year and I loved it. @BCTDenver I think you're the only mutual of mine in the same state as me! I was just curious. @odinsdream I still need to see that. "So like, sci-fi/fantasy/horror trans-positive allegory movie, specifically made for eggs. There's my elevator pitch." @MattyFranklyn I'd love that too! "@BCTDenver If I'm being honest, that will probably never happen. I have commitment issues when it comes to art projects. You're in Denver though right?" "And yeah, that can be read as really problematic, I guess. I would see it more as a, ""Own the new form you're being gifted"" kinda thing." "Hell, even current me would love that, especially if the character is AMAB and ends up being some sort of lady monster." THAT'S the movie egg me REALLY needed. Movies like The Fly except the transformation is seen in a positive light. "Where's my movie about a person that slowly transformers into a monster/mutant but it's like, awesome for them and they like it?" And it might also be something that that hypothetical someone would like to better understand about me. And of course I'm more than just my experience as a trans woman. But that aspect of my life is something I found when I dug really deep. ...but they all overlap in small ways with parts of the trans experience and they all spoke to me while I was an egg. "None of these movies actually explicitly describe the trans experience (no, ESPECIALLY not RHPS)..." "The Little Mermaid, Paprika, Cloud Atlas, and you know what? Fuck it. Rocky Horror Picture Show." "Where's that ""what five movies would you recommend someone watch to get to know you"" meme when you need it? I think I thought of some." Nobody likes Captain Hindsight. https://t.co/gj77izdgLt @transscribe *offers hugs* I'm sorry. @AnaMardoll There are conservatives who scoff at the idea that WATER should be free. You're arguing with a wall. "@AnaMardoll Like, these people think bettering our society is a laughable, ridiculous notion. Fuck them all the way. God." @AnaMardoll I used to think it was cute when conservatives accidentally thought of better ideas while trying to exaggerate. Now I'm just annoyed. "Gatekeeping exists to calm & satiate the gatekeepers, NOT to protect the people who want in." "Now they feel they have to dole out gender carefully, slowly, & only to the right people. Otherwise they could feel even MORE uncomfortable!" ...but it's still unacceptable that so many of them guard gender itself at the discovery of our existence. "And yeah, that's scary (though cis people finding out gender is kinda BS is like a child discovering everyone dies)..." "If you can just ""decide to be a [gender],"" suddenly gender itself isn't as permanent or fixed as they once thought." and on and on and on. Because to them gender was simple before you came along. Everything made sense. You existence frightens them. "demanding to know whats currently between your legs and/or if you have plans to change that, curious as to whether ur sexuality has changed," "They're still shitty reactions, but they make some amount of sense. Confusion that you're ""suddenly"" trans, frustration at your pronouns," I think if u operate under the assumption that most cis people believe they're the sole owners of gender a lot of their reactions make sense @InnuendoStudios Innuendo Studios might have been my first proper introduction to Leftist YouTube. He's still one of the best IMO. Fuck yeah @InnuendoStudios is finally doing it! I'm looking forward to this. https://t.co/31W0UVP0BQ @manakete I'm sorry. :/ *offers hugs* "@OneLameShark Ewwwww but that one's gross. I mean, you're using the Universe Cheetor too so too late I suppose. :P" @manakete Well there's more than one block list. @OneLameShark Looks like someone's gonna get Masterpiece Dinobot next. :P @manakete @AnnaDorableGirl You might be on a block list. Difficult to know and impossible to undo. "@AnnaDorableGirl When we surprise them it's shock, confusion and/or anger." "@AnnaDorableGirl Gender and gender expression is seen as something only they can grant and take away, and only on their terms." @AnnaDorableGirl Transphobic cis people love to invalidate the masculinity of who they assume are boys/men UNTIL they come out as trans girls. @DeliaDeXaeris *hugs* @narcokitty404 Hey I'm 10 followers away from the weed number myself. @Th3_Pink_Bunny They didn't play Yooka-Laylee so I wasn't sure if they'd play this. Though they are very different games. I am kind of way too excited that the Grumps are playing what might be my Game of the Year 2017 https://t.co/1I7cghIgve Today marks 17 weeks on hormones for me! And it's Coming Out Day. Should I shave and take a selfie? "Yeah I'm done with Rick & Morty everybody. The fans suck, one of the creators REALLY sucks-- none of this is worth it. https://t.co/Dqury6Nwqh" @DanRyckert Narrator voice: It wasn't. We already gave you more than you deserve with perfectly acceptable terms to describe the info you feel you need. Use them. "...yet cis people still try saying bullshit like ""was born male,"" ""biologically male"" or ""was previously a man.""" Its funny (ie not funny) that we have terms like amab & afab in part to compassionately explain the basics of a trans person's experience... "@ExistentialEnso It seems to be included to ease the confusion of cis people. Let them be confused. This person is a trans woman, it's 2017, look it up." @HylainHero @ExistentialEnso Ain't that the fucking truth. "@transscribe @sarahsmithva ""Hmmmmm gender you say? Well I have one of those, so I'm an expert too!"" - The cis, probably at some point" @MagsVisaggs Never! 💕💜💕 "@ZJemptv Same! I like to say I now have a walk-in closet, :P" @MagsVisaggs This is my whiny momma's boy Binx. 💕 https://t.co/RNhAoXnSeP @KitsuneAlicia Aaaaaaaay the pot one! @direhellswan BUT WHAT COULD IT MEAN??? "*sound of grinding gears as I slowly try to remember how to guy friend* ""So... sup?""" "Texting/swapping selfies with a old cis guy friend: Oh yeah, we don't regularly call each other cute... guy relationships are weird." @lilith_m_rose *offers hugs* @lilith_m_rose What an entitled little shit. Wish I could help. :/ @lilith_m_rose Wow fuck him. Look at my handsome son. https://t.co/CIZzCf0eCP @Peachqueenallie OMG you're gorgeous!! <3 <3 <3 @ContraPoints @thelindsayellis Don't tease us if you're not gonna commit! Hey I'm just 1 follower away from 400! Who's lucky number 400 gonna be? "@PowerOfCinergy Rapid onset dysphoria is a medial-sounding term invented by TERFs, but I get what you mean." @SatanaKennedy Hey nice butt <3 "@GayMonsterGirl @ZJemptv Your mileage may vary of course but yeah, it did a number on mine personally. :P" @ZJemptv lol @ the cis who think my girlcock is anything remotely resembling fully functional. @XylariaVG Exactly. "When I came out as trans, I had a decade and a half of certainty behind me. Only to an onlooker would it look sudden." "It only looks like ""rapid onset gender dysphoria"" because you're not in our heads with us." What would have helped us BOTH was more education on the matter. This is why I'm so protective of trans kids. The point is I believed I had every reason to think she wouldn't have supported me. She could have taken steps in small ways to change that. "My mom is very supportive now, and neither of us can say for sure how she would have reacted back then. No way of knowing." "That wasn't the ONLY reason I took so long to come out, but a supportive parent would have made all the difference." I would have told my mom I thought I was trans a solid 15 years before I did had I thought she'd be okay with it. https://t.co/zLHZrsrA2U @30_Helens AAAAAH SAME Oh my god this is like a Tim & Eric sketch https://t.co/Sy846riO8N @ChaKatKimber Why do they hate freedom? @ContraPoints @thelindsayellis We need another Contra/Nostalgic Woman stream! "@LeftAtLondon They really need to lock down some basic quality control at the Crunch Factory, fuck." #TheLastJedi is already looking unbelievably visually stunning. These are works of art. https://t.co/3ZMz1FvJIn @InnerPartisan Yeah they have been since 1999. @ZJemptv - Their go-to examples of alpha males are probably pretty pathetic - We know now not even wolves exist in that hierarchy "@SkulldelaCreme I am too gay for this, help." BLIZZARD LET ME IN I NEED MY DEMON WAIFU "@norintha @CatJudgement It'll take the longest for anyone super wealthy to be in a bad place, but yes, eventually it will be bad for all." "@Th3_Pink_Bunny I think it's a wonderful name, personally. <3" @norintha @CatJudgement There's no way any of this will end well for anyone but Trump and probably a good portion of the GOP @CatJudgement They want this to happen so that even liberals will get behind Trump. Also he might get to score some emergency wartime powers. "Had I not wanted to keep my initials (I sign my art with them), I probably would have gone with Jordan given that it's gender neutral." One of the names my mom considered for me was Jordan. It was between Jordan and [deadname] up until my birth. "So yeah, go hug a Kevin today. They need it-- they're named Kevin." "Kevin just kinda SOUNDS like an asshole, doesn't he? It's an inherently funny name. And no, I'm not biased, shut up." This HugaKevin thing is apparently promotion for a new TV show but SOME of us would have liked some of that love before we changed out name Kevin was also a bird in Up. Kevin happened to be a girl they discovered after she laid an egg (HINT. HINT.) "Kevins have a bad rap. They're bullies in Songebob, Ed Edd & Eddy and Steven Universe. Cousin Kevin was a psychopath in Tommy's The Who." I don't really want to deadname myself but I KINDA WANNA DEADNAME MYSELF FOR A SEC. I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT. https://t.co/cilBuB6ZKZ @ContraPoints I don't even know how you can do that. Hearing my voice in a recording just trigger my dysphoria in the worst way... Trans feels. https://t.co/mUz6WL2tJ2 "@ContraPoints Once your voice ""locks"" into place and you don't find it dipping down during streams, then you can maybe focus on where to take it." @ContraPoints In many ways you kinda can't win as a trans woman no matter what steps you take. I truly believe your voice is doing fine. @ContraPoints You have to give yourself time to get better. Nothing is mastered in two months. I think it's healthier to recognize how far you've come. "@ContraPoints Obviously you should be happy with your voice too, but in just a couple short months you've achieved an unmistakably feminine voice." @ContraPoints Contra you sound amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The main goal of voice training is being gendered correctly and you are! "@XylariaVG Shit, what would that be? Like, $30 an hour? More? Can you imagine? I'd be far more willing to work a shitty job for that." @SentaiPerson I believe that Atheism without Humanism is a worthless worldview. "@tfwiki Looks like that leaked list of characters was right. That's gotta be part of Divebomb, surely?" "@XylariaVG I understand we can't have perfection overnight and baby steps have to be taken, I just find it funny that people honestly are shocked by 15" Love that there are people outraged at the various fights to get $15/hour when ideally it should be like $20 or more. @KHLazarus It's n-not like she WANTS to be in Series 4 or anything... @SentaiPerson That would be a good way to show it. I like that. Then Series 4 can be Asriel (maybe both forms) and a selection of random encounter enemies. "Series 3 Little Buddies should be Asgore, Burgerpants, Muffet, Bratty, & Catty." @GayMonsterGirl The one opportunity they had to show us he was a good person before the Dark Side took hold was in Episode II and they didn't do that. @CatJudgement @GayMonsterGirl God and how many of those guys are being series you have to wonder. "@GayMonsterGirl A better interpretation is perhaps when religion blinds you to a clearly evil man's faults, in this case because of a prophecy." "@GayMonsterGirl Again, it's what the narrative wants you to believe, though. They're pretending it's what the text says when it isn't." @PowerOfCinergy Welcome to gender euphoria. <3 @GayMonsterGirl Which is confusing because the text would like you think he once was. There is no evidence for that. He's always been an asshole. "@GayMonsterGirl Going by the text contained in the first six movies and nothing else, Darth Vader was not in any way ever a good person." "I know it's kinda weird, but it's hard for me not to relate events in my life to when certain movies came out. ESPECIALLY with Star Wars." "And for Episode IX, I'll have experienced the majority of the changes hormones will bring according to what I've read." "For Episode VIII, not only will I be out as a trans woman, but I'll have been on hormones for almost exactly six months." "Episode III I saw with my step dad. As for the Sequel Trilogy, I was still firmly in egg mode when I saw Episode VII." I relate eras in my life to when certain Star Wars movies came out. I saw Episode I with my father. He died before Episode II came out. I'm only really half joking when I say Star Wars is my religion. It really is this monumental part of my life. "@PowerOfCinergy So happy for you! That's your body's weird way of telling you they're growing!! It's super exciting to realize you have them, I know." "I mean, let's watch the movie first of course, but I'll say that Centrism is not a valuable metaphor in a universe with Space Nazis." "...is having it serve as a metaphor for Centrism in today's day and age, whether intended or not. That's pretty problematic." The only troubling issue with the Sequel Trilogy lining up to be about true balance in The Force... "@Baronesa1980 ""This is not going to go the way you think!""" "@YSR716 Isn't it depressing as fuck that that's the assumed conclusion? Yes, you'd be correct." Kylo Ren burned down the YouTube Atheist temple and turned the majority of its followers into edge lords. :P "The episode itself sounds great so far, but I am not going to look at the comments. YouTube Atheism was a mistake." The Thinking Atheist did an episode of LGBTQ people and the votes are at 1/4 negative. @PowerOfCinergy It's like people theorizing Luke is evil now. Are they 12? that's not how satisfying narratives are constructed. "@PowerOfCinergy Yeah even if we grant that there could be a DS user who isn't evil, her going that route is just shitting on a lot of potential." @PowerOfCinergy Kylo having an arc that ends in him becoming good is a satisfying arc. Rey having an arc that ends in her becoming aligned w/ the DS is not @PowerOfCinergy I would be incredibly disappointed if that were the case. Sometimes I wonder if people making these theories know how to tell stories. "@Maiamancer Sometimes I wish I could just choose to be, lol. Still super gay, though." "ngl I'd consider going straight for Jeff Goldblum, goddamn." @CatJudgement I think we're going to discover they were both equally wrong. "@CatJudgement The in-universe understanding is intentionally messy. Some people believe the Dark Side created him, others believe in a Light Side prophecy" "@CatJudgement I don't think she'll be turned by Snoke. Snoke might not be a Sith, but he's not what The Force needs to be balanced." @XylariaVG Yep! The Force is trying again in an era where those extremes might not have the pull they once did. "When the chosen one was born, he was forced into one extreme and then the other. Then his offspring were forced to one extreme as well." "The Jedi way of teaching is not inherently wrong, just too extreme, as is the Sith way of teaching. The SIth are gone, as are the Jedi." "This would finally make the ""true balance"" narrative the fans have been assuming for decades more canon than just The Clone Wars." ...and split itself into two. The other half of Rey's soul would be in Kylo. They don't have to be related for this. Specifically she's The Force trying once again to bring balance. I also feel it's possible The Force has tried a different tactic... Alright here's my big prediction for The Last Jedi: Rey is a reincarnated Darth Vader. The trailer makes me feel this is the case even more. "Narratively it's kind of the only thing to do with that character, though I predicted it would be a heroic sacrifice in Episode IX." BTW Ya'll I just want the records to state that I totally called the fact that Kylo Ren will have a redemption arc. Friendship Is Magic turns 7 today. I think at this point the show lasting for a decade is a given. @ValTheSpiderQ @GayMonsterGirl Right?? Jokes aside that's really catchy and memorable. "@Overbuff I didn't realize a date was given, my bad! What a pleasant surprise to wake up to lol." "@Overbuff They usually announce a date before the day of though, don't they?" @spectra_belle I always get those two mixed up which is crazy since Revoltech has those distinct (and not very practical IMO) joints. @spectra_belle Figma did the four 2012 turtles. @Aleharia @Comrade_Yui @ProdigalFailson @BuckkSSB @narcokitty404 @deepcomrade ><;;;; @Comrade_Yui @ProdigalFailson @BuckkSSB @narcokitty404 @deepcomrade Why am I everyone's daughter on these? lol Reason 392 Star Wars is Space Fantasy: TIE Fighters have artificial gravity. @PelagicPrism Something like that is less awful for me when I'm grinning ear to ear for the rest of the movie. "@hipsterpelagius Same. Haven't seen many movies since starting HRT though so I might be even worse now, lol." Gonna put on The Force Awakens while I wait for the new trailer to hit. "Another fun fact about me: I completely, unironically adore Rogue One. It had its flaws but the fanservice is delicious." @Comrade_Yui Same! When Rey gets the lightsaber is when it hits me the hardest. "Pre-HRT, no less! I cried during the opening crawl as well as when Burning Homestead began playing after Rey summoned Luke's lightsaber." Fun fact about me: I cried multiple times the first time I saw The Force Awakens in theaters. It was a religious experience. @Comrade_Yui https://t.co/XEZu782JDN @CatJudgement I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! https://t.co/lYfpd6MVtw Why hello new phone background~ <3 https://t.co/CZgN4UCzcw "@MikkiGorman I've also had the same realization, followed quickly by, ""AWESOME!!!""" "@ZJemptv Ah yes, the three genders. Male, female and bird." "I also really love this commentary too. Contra describes it as ""Like if a girl was a boy for a day."" https://t.co/apK7XtuAWq" "@odinsdream Pretty much all of it is still relevant, but it's just like, ""My god you poor egg. Just transition.""" @odinsdream Yeah I can understand that. I discovered her about six months or so ago? Her older stuff is harder to watch now. @odinsdream I'm thankful to Contra for filming herself being such an egg. It's funny and extremely cathartic because we were all there once. This video from about 11:11 just gives me life. Seeing current @ContraPoints' comment her past egginess is amazing. https://t.co/SyfLWPFyja "@Vexzal Last year they re-released every Event Legendary they ever had, one per month. I have a ton of extras if you ever need some." @Vexzal Yeah Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire have a lot of the harder to get older Pokemon if you're willing to put in the time. I think all of them. "@Vexzal They used to just display the current Gen's total, & then if you got the National Dex & started collecting more, THEN the total would change" @Vexzal Just need two: a game from Gen VII and the Gen III remakes. Still bullshit though. It wasn't until we had to transfer from V to VI that Nintendo finally threw us a bone & just gave us a 3DS app for it The skill level for the minigame was pretty easy-- even with 400+ Pokemon I never once found out what happens if you fail to catch one. "IV to V was also kinda bullshit-- you had to play a minigame where you used the stylus to ""throw"" Pokeballs @ your Pokes." "You could only transfer six per day, and if you fucked with the DS's clock to cheat the timer reset." I think every Pokemon generation should award you with 200 Ultra Balls if it detects you transferred your Pokes from Gen III to IV. Shouldn't be too much to ask given that for nearly six generations they've shown you ACTUALLY how many Pokemon you have on the start screen. "I'm not done with Pokemon by any means, but my collection dates back to 2003. I want recognition for my efforts, dammit." "I might be misremembering the exact numbers-- not sure that it counts, say, Marshadow, but I think my point is obvious)" "But guess what happens when you get all 802 Pokemon in Sun and Moon? The total never goes past 302, the amount available in the base game." "I have a LIVING Pokedex. Every form. With a TON of extra Legendaries in the Pokemon Bank. I have a PROBLEM, okay? https://t.co/gkuWGuwMLG" "Side note: Not having the ""complete"" totals screen is why Gen VII of Pokemon just about killed my love of catching 'em all." "I'm truly excited for Yooka-Toolie to steal everything they can from A Hat In Time. Learn from your mistakes, Playtonic." "Plus Hat Girl is just a DREAM to control. All the was missing was Mario's side jump, but that's a minor nitpick." "I'll probably return to YL one day, but AHIT took the collect-a-thon genre and actuall evolved it past 1998 and it shows." And not even being able to collect every item in the first level really took the wind out of my sails. "I loved Yooka-Laylee, but I never even beat it because my enjoyment comes from 100%ing every level BEFORE fighting the last boss." "Plus the yarn balls are used for crafting, which makes them feel more valuable than in an average Rare collect-a-thon." "(In that there is a set amount, but the game never tells you how many and doesn't care how many you collect)" "And hell, the only other items are pons (the game's currency, which infinitely respawn) and yarn rolls, which I think are like Mumbo Tokens." "A Hat In Time, to my knowledge, only tracks Time Pieces (the game's primary mcguffin). The other items are optional." "That's how I want to play. I want to be able to get everything, even if by the end I'm ""cheating"" to do it by reading where to go." "But with old games like Banjo-Kazooie, there were player's guides. All I needed to YL was literally just a map to every feather." Seeing that 100% on the totals screen gives an incredible sense of accomplishment. Part of why I like the games I do is because I'm a collector at heart. I never 100%'d Yooka-Laylee because despite watching a walkthrough of where every feather was in the 1st level I was still missing TWO. @bedsafely Clearly it was future you trying to warn you not to tweet this very picture. "@mercysocks Aw, thank you! <3" @NullBlanc That's true! I just thought it was kinda funny. :P Here's the other one I got. https://t.co/BfLIb6REwv I recognize the irony of owning this shirt as a trans woman but in my defense I bought the ladies' version of it. https://t.co/1hdDOAV1DO Gendering us properly is not a favor. It's not a gift. It's not a reward. It's what everyone else has immediately and forever. Because somewhere deep down you think that trans people have to earn what everyone else is granted by default. You are implicitly exerting control over us. You're dangling the barest fraction of humanity on a stick and telling us to heel. "You might not consciously believe that trans peoples' identities are less valid than those of cis peoples', but your actions speak louder." ...ask yourself if you'd do the same for a cis person. Then ask yourself why that is. If you're cis and think it's okay to misgender a trans person when they've done something terrible... Here's a very short and to the point thread I wrote last month about how shitty it is to pretend a trans person's gender is conditional: https://t.co/Qta8UenihA "Fuck. It's because I changed my username recently. I have to search my old, REAL name to find it. That's dumb and dangerous. Fuck." Guess I'll just make a new one then! Wow I had a nice rant about how it's never okay to imply the genders of trans people are conditional but I can't find it w/ any keyword @charllandsberg Say it with me now: The genders of trans people are NOT conditional. Those who say they are are terrible human beings. "@MattyFranklyn However, my last name is VERY unique so it's still a mark I've left that I'm proud of." @MattyFranklyn Yeah it just is what it is. In 2013 when I helped Kickstart the game I was DEEP into egg mode. Couldn't have known. (I actually caught my name in the credits too! It was my dead name but it's the first time I've been able to do that!) "Thanks for the amazing game, @HatInTime! It was well worth the wait. <3 #aHatInTime https://t.co/QIwIrjB9Jo" @upandoutcomic Gender euphoria 10/10 would recommend. Yeah can I get a fuckin' uuuuuuuuuuuh nonbinary sauce @Vexzal It was! I'm excited for more. <3 "@Aleharia I love when younger Contra says ""I don't have much of a connection to my gender"" and current Contra pauses and goes, ""I WONDER WHY THAT IS""" @tDarkchylde I had to get up at 7:30am today after only 5 hours of sleep. It's 1am now and I can't get to sleep... @PowerOfCinergy I'm looking forward to seeing it! Oh and fair warning @MikkiGorman: It'll happen to yoooooooou! https://t.co/t48J9hUq6a @MikkiGorman Yeah I could never do it but living through her while she re-experienced how egg-like she was was super fun. "@MikkiGorman Lots of funny/cathartic ""Oh my god just transition you dumb idiot"" moments from her." @MikkiGorman She also recently did some commentary streams on her older videos on her streaming channel that I recommend. "@MikkiGorman She came out on Twitter after releasing Gender Dysphoria The Movie, which I highly recommend watching (might be an emotional experience tho)" @GayMonsterGirl @Aleharia Which is weird because politically R&M leans heavily left. But it attracts fedoras because it presents itself as intelligent. "@MikkiGorman So if her older videos seem odd, know that she was in full Egg Mode." @MikkiGorman Fair warning though Contra only recently came out as trans after basically cronicling her complicated relationship w/ gender for a year+. "@MikkiGorman She's only related in that her and Lindsay are friends, but give @ContraPoints a watch if you haven't already. Same with @Hbomberguy" @Aleharia @GayMonsterGirl Yeah I get a lot of right-wingy vibes from R&M fans that I don't from other traditionally cringey fandoms. @MikkiGorman @thelindsayellis God I've been there. Binge watching a new favorite YouTuber's library then hitting that inevitable wall. @spectra_belle https://t.co/ux1PUaKDj3 @Vexzal The very idea of Rick & Morty has been ruined for me. The earth forever salted. "@Vexzal It's not even that I want to distance myself from them. This is well-worn territory for me. I like Frozen, Undertale & MLP." @Aleharia @GayMonsterGirl At least Bronies never had an air of self importance. We never rioted over the lack of our favorite pony at McDonald's. "@tDarkchylde Not really. You missed a genuinely good show that will need years before it can exist outside its terrible reputation, if ever." We were all having fun and then you decided to act like lunatics. Now there's an awkward silence in the room and everyone wants to go home. "But like, I can't enjoy Rick & Morty anymore. You finally did it, you assholes." I actually kinda hate when people say the fans ruined a piece of media. I find that reasoning juvenile. @PelagicPrism What's funny is it's truly not the show or the showrunners' fault. The fans ruined it all on their own. This is coming from a woman who's still not 100% sure she's done identifying as a fucking Brony. I'm legit done caring about Rick & Morty after all this. The fucking meme sauce riots kinda ruined the fun. @Somecuteporygon She's preferring she/her pronouns now. @commiesona I dunno. Why'd I spend like $70 on the Yooka-Layee Collector's Boxie they're releasing in December. These are unsolvable mysteries. @Flowabelle GOD right?!? @ExistentialEnso You'll have to try harder than that to get rid of me. 💕 Is this that ContraPoints crush everyone talks about. Am I doubly gay for Contra? She's the fucking greatest and I want her to follow me even though she follows like 1/50th the amount of followers she has but SENPAAAAAAI Spent the evening watching ContraPoints' commentaries on her pre-transition videos and I just can't get enough of her omg Found an abandoned D&D game in Subcon Forest #aHatInTime https://t.co/PStbqKr6LY "@Sabriality Too gay for this, send help." "@CaseyExplosion @ZJemptv I mean, I GUESS you can felate them? That's kinda hot. Fun if you have an oral fixation I suppose. Surely they go in the butt afterwards tho" @Th3_Pink_Bunny OMG THANK YOU @Kalindlara 💕🦎💕 @LaurakBuzz Holy hell what is wrong with her. @hankgreen Archosaurs are my favorite family of animal! It's better than saying dinosaurs because you get to include pterasaurs and crocodilians too. @AndyPriceArt Imagine the day she got her cutie mark... @charllandsberg This is hilarious because she literally begins w/ gender neutral language before railing against it. She really has no idea trans men exist. Though I suppose it's moot since whether the pee tape was fabricated or not it can still be used to control either Trump or the US public. Don't get me wrong I have no desire to defend Trump it's just this is a scary coincidence. We also know he'd really really like it if America was as disappointed in democracy as he's tried to make Russia. What's unsettling about the pee tape is we know Putin has fabricated hotel room sex tapes to defame people he doesn't like. @TechiesLikeUs For me the only thing I'm doing in that menu is blocking. Like I don't have a better explanation but accidental blocking seems improbable. @TechiesLikeUs It's a drop down menu. Hard to accidentally click that. @TechiesLikeUs This time I'm not assuming TERFBlocker. I'm on my phone and don't feel like checking atm. But how can you accidentally block? @Aleharia Also TWITTER GIVE ME 280 FOR FUCKS SAKE @Aleharia Its rarely a case of 1 person sending a bunch of ppl. Not 2 subtweet but Im talking more abt the fans of a popular Twitter coming to defend. Kind of a hollow victory. "I'm lucky enough to never been the target of mass harassment, but that's because I stay largely silent." LRT as a trans woman I stay far away from shit like that. Arguing online stresses me out anyway. Targeted harassment might kill me. @cora_made_of I think one easy solution would have been to not hire any white actors. Would have made the makeup thing far less awkward. @Vexzal @PelagicPrism @norintha Luckily the quality of the game got to me first. :P That's the only block list I use. The fuck's going on. That's the second trans woman I've never even heard of yet somehow had blocked already. Last time it WASN'T a TERFBlocker false flag... "@PelagicPrism @Vexzal @norintha But yeah, good to know all this. I'm conflicted because it IS good game worth playing, but I paid for it forever ago so..." "@PelagicPrism @Vexzal @norintha Why did I have you blocked? I don't even know who you are. Sorry, off topic and not your fault. TERFBlocker must be fucking up again." @cora_made_of Cloud Atlas is one if my favorite movies of all time. Problematic as fuck but such an achievement of filmmaking. @emuchaton But is the Halo poster still there?!? @norintha @Vexzal Yeah don't feel bad. I paid for this game 4 years ago but I still appreciate knowing. @Vexzal @norintha FWIW not TAKE. Autocorrect "@Vexzal @norintha Ugh. Well TAKE if one is able to look at the media itself seperate from any implied endorsements from the creator, it's a VERY good game." "@norintha @Vexzal Not that I disagree with removing him but to quote hbomberbuy: ""You really fucked this one up didn't you, Jon?""" @norintha @Vexzal Wait I know JT was removed from YL but he was removed form AHIT too??? Plus maybe Playtonic will be able to polish it up enough to be more worthy of the hype. Because let's face it for better or worse YL2 is way more feasible than AHIT2. When the inevitable Yooka-Toolee comes out if Hat Girl doesn't make a cameo Playtonic dropped the ball. It me https://t.co/E5HdqXiIlc @norintha Wait a sec JonTron is referenced?? @norintha Really it feels more like a spiritual successor to Mario Sunshine than Banjo-Kazooie. Hat Girl controls are so tight. @norintha It's everything Yooka-Laylee needed to be and I loved YL. @norintha Literally me rn https://t.co/wd1a1pDtoR A lot of blockings going around or something. I don't have the spoons to investigate. "So, more Trans Twitter drama occurred while I wasted the day away playing A Hat In Time?" I just spent a solid hour looking for this thing. It's not in the Purrloined Village. No idea. #aHatInTime https://t.co/X7qZMVhVxX "@Th3_Pink_Bunny Would not have thought of that, thank you again!" #aHatInTime Dead end in Dead Bird Studio? Any help? https://t.co/TwrIuSEEdp A Hat In Time > Yooka-Laylee Don't @ me Oh these fuckers are gonna get it. https://t.co/YQkUcZIb0I @SnakeGirlSarah Did you see Matt Dillahunty's response? I have somewhat mixed feelings about it. @SnakeGirlSarah YouTube Atheism was a mistake. #normalizegirlbulge https://t.co/a9CfAETK0E This game has gotten too real. #aHatInTime https://t.co/Jsw9TaBxiB "@Th3_Pink_Bunny That's not very intuitive! Thank you, though!" #aHatInTime @HatInTime How do I turn off these faucets? Running in circles in the indicated direction doesn't seem to do anything. https://t.co/6lS4Gx8Bsz @DAndrewLucas2 Dude go away. @RainBlackKat No one should be this good at self owns. The man has perfected it into an art. @Kalindlara https://t.co/hM9lj9PZsL @Kalindlara Well this was really good so get to it "@Kalindlara What, the pink dinosaur stripper? :P" @Flowabelle I think you're pretty awesome too! And you're ALSO a great artist! 💕 @Flowabelle I'm taking this as a compliment. :3 "@Kalindlara We could definitely talk later. Had a rough night. Can't really talk Disney rn, sorry." HELP I'M GAY https://t.co/bsn8LDLaD8 @BlazerBluejeans Just a general frustration with men. "@BlazerBluejeans No, thankfully. I just mean the the stuff coming out about the Screen Junkies guy. How Hollywood and the tech industry are run by creeps." Jesus Christ what the ever loving fuck is wrong with cishet men. "@Sabriality We need to support each other, not tear each other down." "I don't yet know if #aHatInTime is better than Yook-Laylee... but it is 1,000 times cuter, omg. Mustache Girl is the best." "@ZJemptv Oh, cool. The eternal fact of my psyche is that I'm female, so that works out perfectly." @sotomiru I mean... it's about Tracer. One would expect it to accelerate. @ZJemptv Hey fuck that bitch. @AnaMardoll This count? https://t.co/cH9lVZIwEr @kat_blaque Wow gross! "I've said this before, but despite having two trans-coded Disney characters, it's frustrating that neither of them are AMAB." "@LuigiThirty It's at California Adventure now too, complete with Prince Eric's castle on the outside." "It's a shame that, despite being a very good person, Prince Eric is as dull as dishwater." @spectra_belle Oh. Yes I get it now. "@spectra_belle Not familiar enough with Greek mythology to know what you're referring to, sorry. :P" "Oh and of course there's more metaphors in there for the ""Ariel is trans-coded"" thing." "So much (somewhat understandable) anger and fear, followed by sorrow then acceptance." Kiss The Girl might be my favorite Disney Renaissance song. I really like King Triton's arc in this movie. Don't have much to add it just feels real and earned. I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOW YOUR KITCHEN IS TRASHED SERVES YOU RIGHT HEY FRENCH CHEF FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID: THAT CRAB IS STILL MOVING WHAT ARE YOU DOING "@mosswyrm I'm taking it slow enough I have yet to go full time in public. I pass as a cis guy right now, but I definitely feel you. D:" And I know I'm not the first to think of this. Just thinking out loud. "Like, the voice thing can be read as literal, but there are layers and layers of metaphor that can be applied too." There's also that feeling of a loss of power kinda? You're trading a lot to be comfortable being who you are. I'll admit I got teary eyed seeing the climax of Poor Unfortunate Souls. That's never happened before. "Voice training exists, but saying some trans women trade the ability to speak often to be part of that world isn't entirely inaccurate." "I've said before how Ariel is trans coded, but somehow I had forgotten about the loss of her voice part." Makes her being the youngest and also obsessed with humans positively poetic. "Ariel's mom getting killed by humans is canon, right? It has to be." Fuck today. I'm gonna watch The Little Mermaid and eat candy. "@transscribe All this fifth dimensional chess bullshit is scary because whether the paranoia is justified or not, either way you go mad trying to find it" I have a near-complete Animated collection and I'm not sure I'll be able to unload it. Kinda like how in the mid to late 90s you could get G1 figures for a steal because not enough of the original fans had disposable income yet I think we're in that dead zone of old toys that aren't selling for shit with Transformers Animated. Sharing this again. No pressure whatsoever but my girlfriend is still in need of assistance. https://t.co/xAn9k00VHn @_coolasheck WidowTracer except I'm Tracer @XylariaVG It's okay. There is a small chance I'll be able to find it unscathed. @Comrade_Yui They would demand a refund and eBay values the word of buyers over sellers. In this case that's the right thing to do. Now I'm depressed which makes finding the spoons to list shit even harder and fuck all of this. My room is a fucking mess so if its in here it'll take hours to look & I might not even find it. I REALLY WAS COUNTING ON THAT FUCKING MONEY Even if I find it it might have fucking bite marks on it. And if the DOG found it it's gone forever. And then I guess dug around inside for their new toy? FUCK I NEED THAT MONEY. It's designed to pop back on but I can't find it. He was wrapped in a blanket on the coffee table so of course my cats were laying on it and must have snapped it off. Already listed him as complete! Granted I haven't gotten any bids yet but this is a toy that retails for over $200 and it is now worthless Went to take more pictures of the Transformers I'm selling and found Fort Max's left head crest was gone. @XylariaVG She doesn't mean to. She's just a rowdy pitty without balls of her own. D:< """I DON'T EVEN WANT THESE WHYYYYYYY""" Having your dog accidentally hit your balls as a trans woman who wants bottom surgery adds insult to injury. @Lea_Plath Confession time: I have a HUGE crush on Tracer's obviously extremely fake accent. ATTENTION EVERYONE: WidowTracer but Tracer is the domme "@_coolasheck As an on again, off again Tracer player: We love u 2 <3" "@manakete This was her in the 90's. She's cooled off considerably about that stuff now, though she is still Christian." "@manakete My mom's flimsy reasoning for banning Animorphs was that Satan can change shape, and therefore doing so was Satanic." I've never played Street Fighter but I want this so bad. https://t.co/lVBO37kNMN @manakete Was this actually A Thing? I've only ever met ONE person whose parents thought Animorphs was demonic. "@emuchaton Love the view, goddamn." @ZJemptv >long for masculine dominance https://t.co/vwuy1DD0fU "Even if you were sick and tired of enforcing it? I only got to like book 15 of Animorphs for no fucking reason, dammit." "Like, in her mind Hell is real, so wouldn't you just want to play it safe and ban your kid from everything even remotely Satanic?" "The reason was she never committed to ANYTHING to long, INCLUDING the 90's Satanist scare. Which almost makes me angrier?" ...yet inexplicably let me read Harry Potter and get obsessed with Pokemon. "I still consider it the height of irony that my mom felt D&D, MTG, and Animorphs of all things were demonic..." @SatanaKennedy R-really? >.> "@XylariaVG ""The world could always use more bottoms!""" I'm suddenly very much into the idea that Tracer is a top. @sotomiru Real talk though I'd fucking love if that were real. "Probably shouldn't have commented in the first place, but I didn't feel right letting that sit unchallenged." You're too far off the deep end for a Facebook argument to have much effect. "No, friend of a FB friend, I am not going to engage you on why I think ""you can't be a feminist and think"" is a terrible take." "@rCharlotteSmith I try not to inundate him with my SJWness ALL the time. I just firmly said, ""I yeah I don't think I'll ever be watching that, thanks.""" "@rCharlotteSmith My roommate's boyfriend tried to sell me on one of his favorite comedies by telling me there's a ""funny"" prison rape scene." @Allicrombie @hankgreen I recognize this as sarcasm but I don't know if Hank Green would. :P @AnaMardoll Privilege is a helluva drug. @bombsfall @your_joeliness I can't believe Cookie Masterson was the devil the whole time! You know the quickest way to get labeled a Nazi? LITERALLY SAYING YOU FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY PEOPLE SAYING FUCK NAZIS. Plus why on earth would you tweet that in public? I guess knowing not to takes a level of self-awareness this person doesn't have but still. "The Wolfenstein account literally said ""Nazis."" Saying ""I'm not a Nazi but I think you're talking about me"" makes no goddamn sense." So when are we getting the Commentocracy/Shakespeare Theater crossover with @JimSterling and @mega64? @AliceAvizandum ngl Tumblr made me trans @commiesona True.... @norintha Yes but then it resets any time I want to update it. @commiesona This has to be a joke. it's too perfectly ironic. "@norintha This seems super useful but the autoscrolling is exhausting. Turning off ""stream tweets in real time"" somehow doesn't turn it off." @XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara And don't play D.Va-- she's mine. (half kidding) @SatanaKennedy I'd buy it! @norintha Can I change the width of things? @norintha Holy shit I think I need this. "@SatanaKennedy It really was... I wasn't all that into chastity before watching it, but... Cookie puts on a REALLY good show." @norintha I don't use tweetdeck. What's it do? @SatanaKennedy Cookie Cosmos has a chastity masturbating video that so fucking hot. She ends up being forced to orgasm through anal. @gdiClaire @Kalindlara This will be my eighth Discord server and I can barely find time to keep up with one... @Kalindlara @gdiClaire Maybe! I didn't want to give the impression that I was committing to a play date... @AliceAvizandum That was me last night. I'm sorry. Depression never fights fair. Just comes out of nowhere and destroys you for no reason. @hipsterpelagius @ZJemptv Christians just want to say there is because it makes them feel icky. "@Flowabelle There's no way to prove if it's real or not, but there's very little motive to fake such a thing given we know guys like this exist." "@ZJemptv Yes, I'm sorry, which law? Do they really think sex change is mentioned in the fucking Bible?" @Flowabelle I get especially skin-crawly reading this as a lesbian... @Aleharia @AmeliaCarehart I've had that issue too! Like a dolt I've just been restarting Firefox but this has been a problem for months... "@FauxPup @gdiClaire Not the worst idea. Still might need help from Claire with bosses, though." @AmeliaCarehart @Aleharia Honestly it's good to know I'm not the only one. @Aleharia Are you having trouble too? "@Kalindlara Didn't even realize I did that, lol. :P" @gdiClaire I'll keep that in mind if I decide to go back! Thank you! @gdiClaire I knew that actually and I WAS able to beat the dragon but I'd have to re-learn how to play that game without the help of a difficulty curve I wonder if I could boot it up again and actually beat it? The lack of any multiplayer bloodstains made me think the game had gotten too old for there to be anymore help. "I didn't know it really was just an ""Avoid the fire, get to the top, one hit kill"" fight." I was so close to beating Dark Souls III. I just burned out at that one dragon boss because I didn't know it was so easy. @Kalindlara I sort of got that impression. I would settle for a recast Jane Foster. "@_coolasheck Yeah it's funny all my cis friends are like ""Girl pants SUCK"" meanwhile all my trans friends say the exact opposite lol" @_coolasheck I'm getting there. Taking baby steps. Women's underwear > men's underwear Don't @ me "@Ingolf_He See this just makes me think my current sluggish browser is intentional on the devs' part. Also, who are you? Do you work for Firefox?" YouTube (and honestly other sites too) has been CHUGGING on Firefox. Might make the switch to Chrome. This was an INTEGRAL meme in the early Brony days. "This is, frankly, an outrage." I was just alerted to the fact that there is NO remake/remix of the Shoo Be Doo song in the new MLP movie https://t.co/LMMuEUtEN7 "@transscribe @ContraPoints Hey now, leave some for us gay girls. :P" @transscribe @ContraPoints It really is a work of art. @gdiClaire Oh honey... @gdiClaire And they let you take hormones? "@thalestral >pre-pubscent body What the actual, living, embodiment of fuck." @gdiClaire Jesus. @gdiClaire I'm gonna DM you. @gdiClaire There are often low income options for stuff like that. And your parents won't help with that? @gdiClaire And you think there is absolutely no chance whatsoever the the problem isn't simply you haven't found the right therapist? @gdiClaire Okay. How many different therapists have you seen? @gdiClaire That's not what I asked. Pretend for a moment therapy did the things you think it can't. I'm asking if you think you need that. @gdiClaire Do YOU think there's something in your head that could be solved by the idealized version of therapy people talk about? @gdiClaire What was the longest period of time you saw a single therapist? @gdiClaire I'm not trying to inundate you with questions. I just wish I could help. @kzinssiebroiler @Hbomberguy It's true as a tränses I can confirm this is the pinnacle of his work. @gdiClaire You've tried every anti-depression medication out there? @gdiClaire Well at the very least you might be able to pursue medication that can help with depression symptoms. @gdiClaire Have you at least looked into maybe some therapy for your depression? "@gdiClaire You are NOT a failure. Don't give into those thoughts. You're being strangled by capitalism, not your choices." "@gdiClaire I imagine you've thought of this, but you should get out of that situation as soon as possible." @AnaMardoll To paraphrase ContraPoints: I don't want to be a part of your creepy vagina cult. "@gdiClaire It's not normal nor should it be acceptable. Again, I don't think that of you." @gdiClaire *hugs* I don't think any of those things are true. And it's NOT okay for your own mother to be talking like that to you. "@BlazerBluejeans @valeriehalla Why settle for E cups you mean? You're right, we can go bigger." "@nataliereed84 And she was probably an exception BECAUSE she's ""diverse,"" in the way those arguing against it hate, except she was already a woman." I worry about people who ALREADY have an unfair advantage being allowed to spread ideas about who shouldn't be allowed to stick around. "Carl worries the Left will take over, as if his pasty white ass has anything to worry about assuming he's right." I want to know what he thinks should be done in cases where privileged individuals with dangerous ideas cannot be reasoned with. @TheBigLoaf It's to avoid having his supporters search for it and find me. I don't know if it works but it doesn't hurt to try. @TheBigLoaf They're stand-ins for letters. "And I categorically disagree in some contexts, even if this makes me bedfellows with Carl from a big, BIG picture perspective." "So I guess the end result I presume is ""Matt thinks most people can be reasoned with or that we should at least try.""" "In Carl's eyes, the Left can't be reasoned with, which to Carl justifies his ""I wouldn't even"" tweet." I do feel a bit frustrated because he recounted a story where C*rlg*n gave him a similar ultimatum. "Regardless of his answer I would ask, ""Assuming they can't, what would you say the best course of action would be to protect their victims?""" "Basically I would love to ask Matt Dillahunty, ""Do you think actual Nazis can be reasoned with?""" PS Twitter for the love of christ give me 280. "& as a person, from a marginalized group no less, I'm NOT going to tell another marginalized person they should always refrain from violence" "But PEOPLE? Let 'em punch Nazis. Those punchers will get arrested, but again I'm speaking people-centric here. 20/" Here's where I personally draw the line: There should not be GOVERNMENT-enforced restrictions on speech. 19/ "..but if the issue is that if ""platforms"" are bad for bad ideas because they could influence others, ANY allowance to speak is a platform18/" He makes a point to say that bad ideas should not be guaranteed platforms... 17/ ..or let them speak and potentially influence others to join their cause. That didn't work out to well for marginalized ppl historically.16/ It basically comes down whether we stomp out certain ideas (like fascism) so that they're force to hide in the background... 15/ "He follows this up immediately by saying there are no easy answers. No shit, Matt. 14/" He literally says he DOESN'T want a world where bigots have to go underground so that you have no way of stopping/identifying them. 13/ He more or less seems to be a Marketplace of Ideas kinda guy (in SOME respects). 12/ But the fact is some ideas are insidious in how they infect the population and can lead to actual deaths of the marginalized. 11/ "And yes, if you don't have a horse in the race and you see person A punch person B, you're probably going to sympathize with B 10/" He seems very concerned with the big picture. I am too! It matters how fence-sitters see our actions. 9/ "I like to think Matt would agree with that. He strikes me as something of pragmatist, though, so he'd probably still be against punching. 8/" "Perhaps not punching, but you can inflict violence on entire groups without even touching them. 7/" It doesn't take long to illustrate that cishet white men can get away with a lot more than other people can. 6/ "If so, my tactic would be to appeal to the systems in power (that I know he agrees exist) that keep marginalized ppl marginalized. 5/" "I wonder if Matt would say something akin to ""I don't care who started it, violence is wrong."" 4/" Basically my best defense for punching Nazis or antifa is point to the violence of the opposition. 3/ I want to see that because I feel like I know Dillahunty enough to know that with enough evidence he will change his mind.. "I would honestly like to see what his response is to the experiences of non-white, non-cis, and/or non-straight individuals. 1/" Near the end he talks about being against antifa. I would really value being able to talk to him one on one about these issues. https://t.co/z0jDSDjhii @SatanaKennedy @30_Helens #goals @QueenStodge @pablohidalgo He's lacking a tusk on his left side. That's Watto. They chipped off a tusk in the design process so you could see him speak better. "@SatanaKennedy @30_Helens I mean, it has to go somewhere. :P" @KitsuneAlicia Yeah sadly I don't think this story got the coverage it deserved. How many trans characters in fantasy fiction are handled this well? "@PorygonTHE2ND Well, that's NOT his name, but it's used so often I don't want cronies of his searching for it and finding me." "Anyway, I can still use the code to get my final copy of the game but this was a long time coming." 2/24/14. Doesn't that predate Yooka-Laylee's Kickstarter? "For games with endings I don't like to play alphas, even if I backed the project. I'm just amazed at when the alpha was released:" "Wow so to get your Hat In Time copy you have to have the Alpha Build installed. That's fine, but I never installed it myself." "I'm telling you, Dillahunty is one of the good ones." "Shiiiiiiiit Dillahunty apparently asked C*rlg*n, who said he identifies as a humanist, how his ""I wouldn't even"" tweet was humanist." @30_Helens Apparently this is actually A Thing. Either way this is hot as fuck. "Which is fair and relatively smart to do, but again, educate yourself. The details are readily available. 10/10" I just mean trying to find the center on any issue. Here it's being done because he doesn't know all the details. 9/ I just don't have much patience for centrists anymore. And I don't mean centrists in the political sense. 8/ "This premature of me, though. Ultimately like I said he's still one of the good ones and I'm only halfway through the video. 7/" "I can COMPLETELY understand not giving a shit about YouTube drama, but being educated about this shit is important. 6/" "...to shut down a con when you have no other arguments. At some point you need to do SOME research, Matt. 5/" "I don't have all the details, but it sounds like neither did Matt, so I disagree with categorizing that as a desperate attempt... 4/" "So I'm forced to take his description at face value, and I'd say that yes any con that invites C*rlg*n of A Sad might be dangerous for Women" "Matt frames this as equivalent to something like a bomb threat, but he used careful, generalized language when describing it. 2/" "So far the only thing I'm confused about is apparently someone called ahead of the con and said ""This con will be dangerous for women."" 1/" "I'm still working through this one, but for the most part Dillahunty still seems like one of the good ones. https://t.co/VVKgkZzFdk" This thread gives me LIFE. https://t.co/uX6VGbRQbw I love the Thor movies but if they had Natalie fucking Portman be the new Thor it would increase my interest 100 fold. LOVE Jane Foster Thor https://t.co/64PKo12L9h @gdiClaire I completely agree. <3 (She might have done art for a video game at some point would be my guess. Would explain the Giant Bomb overlap) And Dave fucking Lang. All following the self-described Hentai Queen. That's a thing. "Just discovered aurahack, for example. Great art! Ton of my trans mutuals are following... and also Brad and Vinny from Giant Bomb." "God, seeing which people I follow that follow certain Twitter accounts is sometimes so illuminating and hilarious." "@gdiClaire Please order me around whenever you see fit, Miss. <3 Honestly that goes for all domme and switch girls." "@gdiClaire Then I'll be sure to keep your begging request in mind. <3 Just don't hold your breath, I'm new at it." @gdiClaire Depends on how bad you want a subby girl to order around. Sounds to me like you got duped. :P @fireantprincess BUT I see a lot of trans people denying them even that descriptor since it's fun to hate on TERFs. :P @fireantprincess Oh! I forgot! You're one of my German mutuals. Yeah in American English radical kind of has two meanings? In this instance they're radical "@gdiClaire Hey I might be a sub but I'm also a brat. :P You seemed interested in having a girl to domme so this looks more like YOUR loss, Miss. :P" @gdiClaire Real talk for some reason I'm really bad at begging? It's the one corner of sub life that I have yet to master. Working on it. "@gdiClaire That if you give me an order in a commanding enough, ideally D/s-flavored way I'll melt a bit and immediately obey. <3" @CmdrMaxillius @TransEthics Well shit I'm glad I changed my Twitter username from my actual name a month or so ago... "@gdiClaire This is going to severely alter the dynamic of our Overwatch games, Miss. :3" "@TransEthics And I had three mutuals who were also following them! I thought they might have been trans myself! Nope, just a shitbag." "@TransEthics Had this happen yesterday. Someone I thought seemed cool followed me and then hours later called me a ""man who thinks he's a woman.""" @gdiClaire I could stand to get whipped. <3 (This was not where I thought this tweet would go but okay~) "@TransEthics I don't understand why transphobes follow trans people and THEN jump out and say, ""Surprise! I was a piece of shit all along!""" I should try to finish Samus Returns or get further into Whipping Girl. You know it's bad when you can't even hobby. "Today's gonna be a Do Nothing day, isn't it? I mean, I DID go to the DMV and the pharmacy..." @Sabriality Aaaaah you're the cutest! @AnaMardoll Cats are very good judges of character. They know a not-worst person when they see once. <3 @gdiClaire Y-yes Miss... @gdiClaire Dammit Claire now I need to go to the fridge and eat a pickle I hope you're proud of yourself. D:< "@Allicrombie @kat021171 @TransEthics Half my TL hates Hilary, the other half hates Bernie. All I want is an America not run by the GOP. Let's start there." @Allicrombie @kat021171 @TransEthics I'm so done with the American Left's constant bickering. I literally do not know who to believe. Let me know when we have a 2020 candidate. "@CatJudgement This is probably obvious, but the term is ""egg"" because the person hasn't yet ""hatched.""" "@CatJudgement It's a way to look back at our pasts selves and laugh, since usually the fact that we're trans is PAINFULLY obvious in hindsight." @CatJudgement Egg means a person who doesn't know they're trans. (she likes it when people bl;ow in her face because she likes to smell people's breath) Takkun is the chillest kitty in the world & all she asks in return for pets is to smell your hand & occasionally have you blow on her face https://t.co/F8j20zqItH Who's this gross-looking egg with the obvious denial beard? It is a mystery. https://t.co/z83PpqpkEh Going through my old photos and I JUST realized they misspelled this on the box. This is now doubly by favorite toy packaging. https://t.co/qIMt4WubyP "@TransEthics I didn't know that was a hashtag until now, but... jesus christ... https://t.co/jMolJGn619" "@thelindsayellis @chicagotribune Love how your most recent video was you sitting in WDW. Like, you were actively in the process of giving them money on film." "@fireantprincess Debatable. ""Radical"" in the traditional sense, like in the word ""radicalized"" I can agree with. The 80's slang version of ""radical""? No." "Like seriously in a word where TERF is universally understood as a slur, would they also get offended by typing out what it stands for? Why?" "TERF can't be a slur unless they want to claim ""Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist"" is also a slur. At a certain point words mean things." @valeriehalla Hoping my E will give me E's. "The anatomy on this is SO BAD please don't remind me. I like the lighting, though. And the subject matter. HoneyGogo for life. https://t.co/7VjpzEEnDj" @BIMB0CAT Omg you're gorgeous help I'm too gay for this. X_x "@Th3_Pink_Bunny Not ALL the others, but a good portion of them are here: https://t.co/VlxOE2IGVs" Snake tits! (a-woo-oo!) (I love doing light/shadow studies when I draw) https://t.co/r0908Wqtvs We'll say this is the NSFW art thread. You've been warned. "@jillmcglinchey @Sabriality Going as fast as I can. ID expired recently, but once I have that I'll change my name, gender on my ID and get a passport." "BTW shit like this is why when people IRL ask me ""What kind of things do you draw?"" I just sort of stammer and trail off." "@Flowabelle Okay, but you should ALSO do the arts. :P" You have NO IDEA how nervous that fact makes me. The un-watermarked ones were meant as prints ONLY. Ugh... @Flowabelle Let's bug each other to start drawing again. <3 "Not gonna add this to me SFW art thread (though this is the tamest of my Booty Hopps art), but here have some furry trash: https://t.co/a4HPF8ixQY" "@Flowabelle Do you make art as well? Or at least sometimes do, as the case may be?" @XylariaVG You know TBH if you let me have Judy Hopps you can get Midna on weekdays. (I have a TON of Hopps art but it's all lewd >_>) @Flowabelle Same. <3 @Flowabelle Thank you. I will. Sometimes you just fall off the horse and drag your feet before getting back on. I'm my own worst enemy. "@XylariaVG She was my waifu first, get your own. :P <3" @XylariaVG Thank <3 @Flowabelle Thank you! I did more Undertale characters for this series but the rest are... not the best IMO. "@XylariaVG Thanks, lol. Yeah, this thing of being a Popular Twitter Tran is a recent development. I used to make art. Still want to." That's honestly all the old art I feel comfortable sharing atm. I had to upload the un-watermarked versions b/c my old website deadnames me. I was told by a fan that when they had Weird Al sign this he really liked it. This was one of my most popular prints at cons. https://t.co/I0bljyMlM7 https://t.co/q2WJdrrzbH I occasionally make meep morps. https://t.co/PWmrKYrESt I have been holding onto some unprocessed depression of something. Haven't drawn in months. I need to get back on that horse. @TrzTouristAllie @wpgFactoid I noticed that too! It's subtle but the greatest feeling when it dawns on you. Very affirming. "@Sabriality Wow ""alaybook""? Thanks phone, that's totally what I mean. *playbook, though I guess that was obvious." "@commiesona True! Their lootboxes are definitely on the ""less bad"" end of the spectrum." "@commiesona But, again, maybe I'm something of a hypocrite here? Can't stop collecting skins." @commiesona It interferes with players who value visual aesthetics with either a collecting impulse or addictive personality. @commiesona I am legitimately addicted to Overwatch lootboxes and still think they're a bad idea AMA "@Sabriality There's a alaybook theyre using to systematically remove us from society. Some ""family"" orginization laid out their plan of attack years ago" "@slimelia @fireantprincess There is no way any well-meaning person saw you and thought ""he"" was the right pronoun." @TechiesLikeUs TERF is a subcategory of transphobe IMO. And if fucking half of Comics Twitter was furious at me I wouldn't keep arguing. "Even when I thought I was cishet I never tried to act like I had a better understanding on non-cis, non-male, etc issues than those ppl do." Brandon Graham has been speaking over the voices of marginalized people for literal days. Privilege is a helluva drug. @PorygonTHE2ND Lol I didn't even notice that good catch! My favorite time of year!! 💕🍁🍂🍁 https://t.co/eHpPT92zxl @ContraPoints @transscribe @YouTube Once again transphobes are stealing from the Creationist playbook. @AnaMardoll Why also does my brain. @Kalindlara Very gay and extremely hot @XylariaVG (Though admittedly I have no fucking idea what the one on the far right is supposed to be) "@XylariaVG Interestingly enough only the one with hair should have feathers. The rest are non-avian, even her baby." Why does one of them have hair. https://t.co/pihNYDk6N4 "I don't ever again want to hear how ""cool"" this current Pope is. https://t.co/WQFGP25w0X" "What fun news to wake up to. We get it, GOP, you want us to fuck off and die. https://t.co/ipyQCTi7J3" @Kalindlara Three weeks and four days. @genderemix Thank you. 💚 @Kalindlara I wish there was. "@Kalindlara My heart goes out to you, friend. I guess we're on the same wavelength" But I really need to cry. Can't seem to now. Fun. I cried a little earlier but I'm such a loud crier. Don't want my roommate to worry. Also can't stand how deep my blubbering sounds. I can also never live with her without saying goodbye to my cats forever which is just about all my mind can focus on on nights like this. I am disgusted by my body in ways I never thought I could be. "My girlfriend lives 1,200 miles away and i can't take another night being alone in this stupid bed." Dysphoric AND lonely... what a winning combination. @Flowabelle https://t.co/CRi7lS7YFc @Flowabelle I've never found babies to be cute. They just look like unfinished people. @norintha https://t.co/ydz4NksQED "@princessfloof Please don't, you're one of my favorite people on here. <3" @sthuClaire And the fifth one said it was only for special occasions. :P @ZJemptv Her name is phonetically the same as the underground-dwelling evil monsters in The Time Machine... @kellyonelani Still have one of these cuties on my pushie shelf. <3 You know we never ACTUALLY found out how @StrongBadActual types with boxing gloves on. "Holy shit this is really making the rounds! Thank you so much, everyone. <3 https://t.co/WVCAS5RMkv" "@AliceAvizandum No, but he used some third party add-on that increased the rate of fire, basically making it function like a machine gun..." @ChaKatKimber @FauxPup Oh that sucks! I'm sorry. :/ @ChaKatKimber @FauxPup I try to watch it every year. I've lost track of how many times I've seen it. Maybe 100. @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber That must be why. :P @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber It must vary depending on where you live. :P I like the sound of 52 though! "@ChaKatKimber He's right though, Halloween is not four weeks long-- it's eight." "@ChaKatKimber Oh my, it's the rare example of the Halloween Scrooge." "@jillmcglinchey It definitely can be. But, either way, you seem cool so followed. <3" "@gdiClaire OMG! Small world! Yeah, I learned that I started HRT on Trump's birthday... >_<" @Kalindlara @gdiClaire I'd consider that a blessing. :P "@gdiClaire Oh shit same here! It'll be fourth months for me in a little over a week! I'm at 16 weeks as of today, actually!" @Gbruhawa Cool! Well I already followed you back before which means I thought there was a high probability you were at least not a cishet man. :P @gdiClaire Are you on HRT? It can reduce muscle mass which can have a surprising effect on one's shoulders. "@Gbruhawa Oh, did you change it? I don't remember every follower's name but your bio does not look familiar." @princessfloof Yeah I think all the snooping on their profile in the world can't prepare for every bad user. :/ @gdiClaire Tell me about it. My shoulders are wider than Reinhardt's... @princessfloof I've read every single follower's bio. But tweet content? Maybe I could get some help at some point. *Which I'm not SURE proves they're trans. Love not being able to edit posts. :P "@BlazerBluejeans You look exactly like a girl because you are a girl. <3 Plus ""Kill Nazis not trans women"" at the VERY least means you're an awesome ally." "I just want to weed out the TERFs, transphobes, chasers and frankly most cishet men." "Which I'm not proves they're trans (depersonalization is something I am only very faintly familiar with), but close enough." "Otherwise I gotta go digging. Earlier today for example I had to scour a page before I found the word ""despersonalization.""" "I know not everyone feels safe enough to do so, but it's really awesome if you put that you're trans in your profile info!" Gonna have to start being more diligent when screening my followers. Shouldn't really be that much harder but I guess it's necessary. "@TransitionL83 @NotoriousKyoko Oddly perfect yet also extremely gross word choice, love. :P" This is... wha... my head hurts... https://t.co/x6Ickd9G4s @rCharlotteSmith @NotoriousKyoko Oh good I can block them now that you've seen it. @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara Lawful Good @ExistentialEnso @d4yscream Yeah I assume they think every kid will experience ALL of those symptoms at once. Hey @YouTube you don't need more reasons for people to use adblock. https://t.co/pyyakEFF3V I really only like the female OW characters (plus Junkrat) but that is one sexy toy... https://t.co/5bPuLTeVpT "@ThisACoolPerson @Alvietron @NuclearTakes Ummmmmm actually it says culture is ""the cultivation of bacteria, tissue cells, etc., in an artificial medium containing nutrients.""" @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark I will as soon as @rCharlotteSmith sees. "@drenpile_mark @rCharlotteSmith @JuHachiGoC18 @CatJudgement The quoted tweet might disappear if they decide to delete it, but they might not. We'll see." I made sure to let @TERFblocker know about our little friend Kyoko. @JuHachiGoC18 @rCharlotteSmith @CatJudgement Of course! <3 @rCharlotteSmith @JuHachiGoC18 @CatJudgement BTW I don't know if I can block them and still have this tweet remain? As soon as you see this heads up let me know everyone. @JuHachiGoC18 @rCharlotteSmith @CatJudgement I figured. <3 Just wanted to give you a heads up! @rCharlotteSmith @JuHachiGoC18 @CatJudgement Here's a record of it in case it's deleted before my three mutuals see it. https://t.co/rNXNwXKRJD "Well thats not very nice. Before I block you: Hey @rCharlotteSmith, @JuHachiGoC18 & @CatJudgement is there a reason youre following this one https://t.co/X3A6kuAycI" "@ExistentialEnso I would genuinely like to know what these people think gender dysphoria is like. I assume they all think it's not real, but I want to know." @SatanaKennedy Butt stuff is kind of the best. <3 @SatanaKennedy She was always my favorite back in the day! "@RedCatsHex *blinks* Oh yeah... I think this is my name, but... *looks at the paper* um... what does it say?" "@RedCatsHex @rCharlotteSmith *blinks* Um... it's, um... I don't... know...?" @RedCatsHex @rCharlotteSmith *blinks* Can't... what? "@RedCatsHex @rCharlotteSmith *blinks* Sorry, what?" @RedCatsHex @rCharlotteSmith Oh really~ <3 Oh hey look what arrived in the mail~ https://t.co/2tEuNR8stX His robot mode's no slouch either! https://t.co/RV7iZhuhnj For nearly four months I've been really good at taking my titty skittles right when I got up. Been forgetting recently... Hey don't be like me and forget to take your hormones until nearly 4PM! Unless you normally take them in the evening of course. <3 @rCharlotteSmith GOD I wish that were me... "@spectra_belle But even if I did, the combiner port would have to stick out a tiny bit on his underside." @spectra_belle I was surprised too. I had to balance him on it with his combiner peg. There might be an adapter I can find that will fit it into it tho. @spectra_belle It's a sexy-ass alt mode. I think I'll keep him and display him in it. He doesn't actually have a flight stand port though... "You know, not being able to resell UW Computron has caused me to realize this might be the coolest alt mode ever. https://t.co/sx93Ltot18" @ZJemptv It will never cease to amaze me how TERFs seem to want something better than medical/scientific consensus. Approval from a dragon maybe? "@XylariaVG No joke, it would legitimately make an awful, horrendous time even worse. I can't even imagine what that would feel like." """Do not bring the president into our hospital room. Don't you think we're suffered enough? Where's your humanity?""" "Saw that ""Trump meeting with Las Vegas shooting victims"" was trending on Facebook. Do you think they're allowed to refuse?" @Flowabelle Lot of scary similarities to TERFs and the worst the right wing has to offer. They ideologies have a lot in common. "Which is GREAT, btw. Y'all are awesome. I'm just stressing over splitting the source I guess? It all leads back to the same place I suppose." "Now I'm stressed about making two different tweets for that fundraiser... the first, less descriptive one took off before I could change it." "My GF is in a tight situation with no obvious way out. Any donation amount will help, as will sharing this page! https://t.co/xAn9k00VHn" "I set up this donation to help her out of the money pit she's found herself in. Any amount will help, as will sharing the link!" "Hey everyone! If you'd consider helping out my girlfriend, we'd both greatly appreciate it! https://t.co/xAn9k00VHn" I guess I can sell the other robots piece meal but I have no idea if there's even demand for them on their own. https://t.co/cFScQAdhX7 There's no screw. It's held together with a bolt with no indentations. This set is no longer even fit for a thrift store. aka I just set like $200 on fire while transforming him to put him back in the box to sell him "I somehow managed to ruin the the ratchet joint in UW Scattershot's right arm, aka Computron's fucking hip joint." "@JaniKaniQ @ContraPoints As a former egg, I can confirm that this is very true." "@ContraPoints That's completely fair. It's great that you were able to hatch, though. <3" "@ZJemptv Ah yes. Once utopia status has been achieved, THEN we can take women's bodily autonomy away(???)" @ContraPoints It's funny how now your voice isn't even that deep. Egg form you must have had a very negative opinion on voice training I guess? @ContraPoints Women can't possible be tall or have even slightly deep voices. These are accepted facts everyone knows. /s @HaroldBatman https://t.co/OK5WyHxNM2 "@HaroldBatman Ah. Well, point kinda still stands. Please tell me you had heard of Vanilla Ice before then before I shrivel up into a corpse for being old" @JimSterling Papa Sterling knows we're a growing audience. @deathpigeon @lazysquire @LeafyLeith @Naan_Binary_ Oh my yes. @deathpigeon @lazysquire @LeafyLeith @Naan_Binary_ But then what's sexy socks with sandals? That one is unfortunately mine... "@XylariaVG I still love WidowTracer, but I figure they're probably poly anyway." Holy fuck spiderbyte is the best name for a ship. @ZJemptv Living the dream <3 "You know, if they had just called Megatron Galvatron in The Last Knight it would have made way more sense." "Not to say it can be fairly summed up by ""drama,"" but Twitter still hasn't given me 280 so simplifications had to be made." Some people listen to music in the background while they do computer things. I listened to JT videos. The drama early this year killed me. "I'm not subscribed anymore, but this was a suggested video because once upon a time I was an OBSESSIVE fan." "You know, a part of me naively hoped the first JonTron video released in like 8 months would be a sincere apology. What was I thinking. https://t.co/UFJtiyFA8D" "@XylariaVG It ACTUALLY is a ""skip boss"" switch." "@XylariaVG I actually paused when seeing this tweet. ""No, that's how you're supposed to beat him!"" until I remembered the disguised minion thing." "You were not only skipping the boss, but skipping important story info." "@ZJemptv Are they... are they STILL hung up on the ""have your girlfriend rub her sack on your face"" tweet?" @sthuClaire I am WAY to subby to stand even a chance at resisting this. I'm in. @sthuClaire GOD I wish that were me. "@Kalindlara It's okay, I understand. <3" @Kalindlara Nothing you did was wrong. Sometimes silence is really just the other person hasn't seen your tweet yet. <3 @Kalindlara I was busy texting a friend. My lack of quick response wasn't an indication of my reaction. It's okay! I understand the feeling. @Kalindlara *hugs* :/ @Kalindlara I would if I could! ;-; @Sarahbear81 TERFs never fail to make me depressed. Seattle trip tickets purchased! Gonna visit my GF and a bunch of trans subby friends at the end of the month! "@_pumpyposm @norintha I mean, I am. Totally understand if it doesn't catch on, lol." @_pumpyposm @norintha https://t.co/RUJcr8nQSJ "And yes, @norintha is referring to my post about Aloegate from yesterday. https://t.co/c8jjAbMbwU" @Kalindlara @norintha https://t.co/RUJcr8nQSJ "@norintha Ugh. That means she's read it. I figured, but I refuse to look at her Twitter. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life." @norintha What post? My post? @Sabriality @Overbuff Holy shit that's really cool! Followed! I find it hilarious though that I've only had ONE non-animated character so far (Captain Phasma). That was not intentional. We're up to 52 likes and for like 20 characters now I've been worried I ran out but I keep think of more (liking this retweet doesn't count) https://t.co/4mdGRqY2wz "@OmegaLittleBob @the_moviebob I'd like it if the Star Wars franchise stays on point too, but otherwise I agree." Renamon (Digimon Tamers) https://t.co/jZjohbKhQw "@thelindsayellis @ContraPoints Good artists copy, great artists steal." @the_moviebob I worry that this era of cinematic universe will be remembered for their attempts at reboots and retcons more than their continuity. @Kalindlara *hugs* Let me know if there's anyway I can help. <3 @Kalindlara I'm not mad or anything. You didn't do anything wrong. <3 "@Kalindlara It's okay, but I don't know how to help you." "@Kalindlara Again, I already linked it, but here: https://t.co/wPriVTPmuQ" @Kalindlara My screenshot doesnt show Ellies name in their cropped screenshot. I can link Ellies Twitter again but I dont want to link the other account "@Kalindlara Like, I guess my wording made it sound like the person running that hate group Twitter is my GF, but hopefully folks can deduce otherwise." "@Kalindlara The person who's Facebook this hate group screenshotted, as well as the OP in the tweet I linked." Orisa (Overwatch) https://t.co/w2nkyyNovZ Mei-Ling Zhou (Overwatch) https://t.co/uAfQcimJ2f OP is my fucking girlfriend. They feel threatened meanwhile their entire philosophy is based around our suffering. https://t.co/wPriVTPmuQ Hey if y'all could report this account for exposing random trans people to TERFs that'd be swell. https://t.co/x4nH7iImCF @Sabriality I can't bring myself to ask who my mom voted for. The longer this administration goes on the less I'll be able to forgive her. @ContraPoints @thelindsayellis Well now you HAVE to. @sthuClaire @Kalindlara NEED. This. @Kalindlara @sthuClaire https://t.co/2hZmEcs0t5 Observe: https://t.co/HS0A9cDp8R PS Suicide Squad was a mistake. https://t.co/C0k9lX66mB Harley Quinn (DC Comics) https://t.co/n0TVifwi1p @SatanaKennedy Looks like heaven <3 Thor (Jane Foster) (Marvel Comics) https://t.co/KwpgOoVRlA "This list isn't meant to be in any kind of order, but I am rather sad I forgot about Symmetra until now... https://t.co/ao4vRSW0MD" Symmetra (Overwatch) https://t.co/z1KvrkPokO @XylariaVG One day you might need a reminder like this. <3 Gentle reminder to take your hormones today. I usually take them as soon as I get up but I forgot until now. @GayMonsterGirl Words to live by <3 "@KitsuneAlicia Yeah I like powerful women. Like, POWERFUL women. Preferably muscular. Maybe in some armor. Able to kick my ass..." "@GayMonsterGirl Pretty damn gay, yeah. :3" "@GayMonsterGirl Oh my, a cutie on my TL~ <3" "(I don't really upload to YouTube. It's a content CONSUMING channel, not a content creation channel)" "Luckily my current Twitter username wasn't taken on YouTube, so I was able to switch it there. Might have luck elsewhere too..." So many old accounts of mine with the username RageTreb. Sounds so masculine to me. It was the name of a male Sonic OC. >_> "@Sabriality (If you do though, let me know who you are)" @Sabriality Do you play on PC? You should add me! RageTreb#1835 @Sabriality lol It's only year two of it and it's already one of my favorite Halloween traditions. All the best skins get released!! "Mantis (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy) https://t.co/vpzlBVluvk" @XylariaVG @KitsuneAlicia It so subtle and yet direct how they confirmed her gender experience. Just expertly done. "Nebula (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy) https://t.co/Rw4r1rYLVr" "@KitsuneAlicia I get rather teary-eyed reading this. ""I know who I am. I am not a boy. I am Alesha, like my grandmother before me.""" @KitsuneAlicia https://t.co/V3Rat3KuOM "It's also a TON of cosplayers which is awesome, but same thing with fan art-- not gonna reupload the art of independent artists." "But there is recent official art too! And it's, um... fun fact: Baroness has no spine. https://t.co/VWWas5Wih7" "@TiaZenSin Yeah I just did a cursory glance at Google Images, lol." "Can you guess what the problem was? Baroness has more fan art than official art, and it's basically all lewd." This one was frustrating. For this thread I wanted to AVOID FAN ART. I'm not in the business of re-uploading the art of independent artists. https://t.co/KhjzxGHz2r Baroness (GI Joe) https://t.co/5Uk1mlyT8p She was my first cartoon/anime crush~ https://t.co/Znf6sTLNAs @XylariaVG The underlying story is really simple. It's the plot elements that are wacky. @XylariaVG The entire series is the length of a feature film. You don't need to be high to watch it. Just watch it a few times and it makes sense. "@KitsuneAlicia She's gorgeous, it's true! You should read the short story they posted about her!" "Is there such a thing as an anti-weeb? Because that's someone who says ""Eff El See El""" "Pronounced ""Furi Curi"" and hit those R's somewhere between an R and an L I AM VERY WEEB ABOUT THIS PLEASE AND THANK YOU. https://t.co/Hb5df3vQcp" Haruko Haruhara (FLCL) https://t.co/irhBBSU3Jf Derpy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) https://t.co/Bvrk1Vo6LO Maud Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) https://t.co/rbU0YdTL4R Pinkie Pie! (aka Best Pony) (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) https://t.co/8Tppu7xUyV Raven (Teen Titans) https://t.co/N83ppZO5D9 Vraska (Magic the Gathering) https://t.co/rnbGBdQ4Q1 "@gdiClaire They do the best job in the business showing the story in the game itself, FWIW." HOW COULD I HAVE PICKED BETWEEN THESE TWO PERFECT IMAGES? Y'all get a double dose of Liliana. https://t.co/PufAX5mkia "She was Magic's first (& so far, unfortunately only) trans character. Her card had the badass name ""Alesha, Who Smiles at Death."" https://t.co/kCGvSqiwAQ" Alesha (Magic the Gathering) https://t.co/imT2gzLN3L Kiora (Magic the Gathering) https://t.co/HIwunHSXAw Liliana Vess (Magic the Gathering https://t.co/ipeV7reDvy @XylariaVG Most people are resistant to change. It's human nature. @Scrw_Loose :3c "@Kalindlara I like the rounded, softer look of the redesign. Plus the old anime had a style of eyes in their character design I never really liked." "BTW if you haven't watched this movie, you need to. Stop what you're doing and watch these opening credits at least: https://t.co/EV2eERyJYP https://t.co/hVCcv58inu" Paprika (Paprika) https://t.co/shu6LncFbN Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Cowboy Bebop) https://t.co/sPa0D5pE0x "@XylariaVG I know. That's why I justify the hacking. It just eliminates hours of in-game (so, legit as far as I'm concerned) farming." Everyone hated on this redesign and they're all wrong. It's SO MUCH BETTER. https://t.co/QNnFRaQx6J Jessie (Pokemon) https://t.co/JYvxeyoNvC Misty (Pokemon) https://t.co/YiNUEVOIDB @XylariaVG Best way to beat her is to hack yourself all the money and just buy her overpriced pastries :V Muffet (Undertale) https://t.co/W3FMLx6XeF @AmeliaCarehart If your character is lesbian or otherwise in a relationship with another girl my interest goes up exponentially. Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender) https://t.co/G7Iy7mKniZ "You want more female characters in games? So do I. And I also want everyone to be queer. ""But--"" EVERYONE." Assuming they're talking to each other and/or about each other. Plus you record two sets of lines all the time when pronouns are needed. """But recording more than one set of dialog would be expensive!"" For any scene with two people (like, romantic scenes?) won't need pronouns." "You could just as easily use the same argument about my character's gender, and you let me pick that." """Oh, this character isnt a lesbian."" Bitch I dont care. This is the alternate universe that I created as the player. In this universe she is" "Hey, makers of video game RPGs. If your selling point is choice, where the player has complete freedom, program for all sexualities." @KitsuneAlicia Love my goat ladies <3 Korra (Legend of Korra) https://t.co/zzKQ5YcYvO @KitsuneAlicia I wasn't talking about races. My favorite race are the Goblins followed by the Draenei. But neither of them have female leaders. :P "@XylariaVG If he had to die to allow my favorite character in Warcraft to become Warchief, I say it's worth it." "@XylariaVG I do love Trolls, so I loved Vol'jin, but... my interest in any character increases tenfold when they're female." Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie) https://t.co/9ES5HTak2x NO I FORGOT HER MOST IMPORTANT TITLE. SHE IS OUR WARCHIEF. MY LADY I HAVE FAILED YOU. https://t.co/iNk3pUexuk @Scrw_Loose I mean if she has the assets for it I say go for it. :P Windblade (Transformers) https://t.co/vNGp4aJbAD "Dark Lady, Queen of the Forsaken, Sylvanas Windrunner (Warcraft) https://t.co/EsSmKq8cfQ" Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite) https://t.co/xxeR9xtNKc Sora Takenouchi (Digimon Adventure) https://t.co/36Ep5NDQ6C Mimi Tachikawa (Digimon Adventure) https://t.co/XoXlD6fBG7 Princess Peach (Super Mario) https://t.co/zBAM95u1Z6 Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog) https://t.co/KeUd7gTkep @XylariaVG Choose your gender? More like choose if you are a girl or can date girls... @XylariaVG The fact that Tali wasn't even bi is the greatest video game-related crime of the 21st century. Tali'Zorah (Mass Effect) https://t.co/ukzLA8Iq36 Spider-Gwen (Marvel Comics) https://t.co/t180WCSGSU Squirrel Girl (Marvel Comics) https://t.co/imW9ixZwM9 Power Girl (DC Comics) https://t.co/bpI5PRtLhX Zarya (Overwatch) https://t.co/C6tLQEiIPZ Mercy (Overwatch) https://t.co/JGaAzZqXwj @KitsuneAlicia You still sound hot tbh Pharah (Overwatch) https://t.co/t3HiXkCC5T @KitsuneAlicia tbh if you're even a slightly fit/muscular woman over six feet tall in a suit of armor I'm gonna fall head over heals @FauxPup I was just taking a break from Overwatch ladies for variety. Stay tuned. @Kalindlara how could you Goddammit it! https://t.co/ViDM8Oh56W I think this bot is subtweeting @AliceAvizandum https://t.co/w55fJjj2Ow @FelicityWyrd Then you should know Midna is the perfect waifu. Literally the first thing she does is domme you. "@FelicityWyrd That's fair. I feel the exact same way about Midna, ngl." @FelicityWyrd 1) Didn't know about her. 2) Midna had more characterization Alphys (Undertale) https://t.co/c3PXNwsDQb Undyne (Undertale) https://t.co/vHrqsJ3VG7 Widowmaker (Overwatch) https://t.co/SaL5nkgN41 D.Va (Overwatch) https://t.co/cqZ1Uch6pp Tracer (Overwatch) https://t.co/kB8Hi1Zt70 Samus Aran (Metroid) https://t.co/VAqxy2gJmh Captain Phasma (Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens) https://t.co/DyiU3XvbGP Blackarachnia (Transformers: Beast Wars) https://t.co/BVGXp6JaWu Arcee (Transformers G1) https://t.co/LTlEL8N09d "Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels) https://t.co/myTPYQ6iwH" Judy Hopps (Zootopia) https://t.co/lGVmsEt3nV Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) https://t.co/T7POOWED2j "@cora_made_of Men are kinda trash, ngl" Oh hell yes this one was made for me https://t.co/w7n4aAv80b "@Flowabelle @TheSJWWizard @ABlondPanda @ValTheSpiderQ @loathepsalm @hipsterpelagius @Alvietron @HippyWizard What in the good goddamn happened in 485 replies, lol https://t.co/0tZJqnBzoT" "@SnakeGirlSarah Same. I'm still technically a skeptic in the ways that used to mean, but in 2017 it's become counterproductive to identify as one." @GayMonsterGirl Oh of course not~ :3 "@norintha @Kalindlara You could try selling videos. Eliminate the middle man, so to speak." @Kalindlara @norintha That's the spirit! :3 "@FreyaSilver That... that's the kind of logic the show would use to answer that, you got me." "@00d4n1 I had my first laser hair removal yesterday and yeah, it's not that bad! Was super awesome to find that out." @norintha I'm pretty sure I don't want to be in porn. ... (yet... >_>) "A fucking porn agent followed me. This is my comeuppance for being so horny on main," @ReadingRidley @BIMB0CAT This one weird trick @SatanaKennedy I believe in you! <3 @SatanaKennedy Must be super horny~ :3 It's wild that Star Fox 2 officially released in 2017. Like that's its actual release year. @drenpile_mark @norintha @Kalindlara Yeah I'm not opposed to that idea honestly. "@ContraPoints Oh god, I didn't film myself but thinking back to how badly I WANTED TO BE TRANS is just... what the hell was my reasoning for denying that?" @Peachqueenallie Omg so many thirsty girls here. X_x give me time to rest lol. :P @sthuClaire Might need a breather for now. :P I'll keep you in mind. <3 @sthuClaire @Kalindlara The demand for our holes you mean? :3 @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark @norintha Seems like it's the place to be for trans folks. Reason #496 to get bottom surgery: The pussy jokes just write themselves in a situation like this. @sthuClaire Well I finished one... unless you're asking to help with another? >:3 @drenpile_mark @norintha @Kalindlara My hope is it can be a semi-regular meet up with mutuals or friend-of-friends. @sthuClaire @Kalindlara I mean at that point it's just the sluts' bathroom isn't it >tfw you didn't close the door all the way and the cat pushes it open while you're masturbating >_> @MagsVisaggs Wait I had no idea McQuarrie designed anything for Trek! "@genderemix @emuchaton We have a report coming in right now... I am also gay, fuck." @sthuClaire I won't kinkshame I'm right there with you :P @DeathByCapital I got paid recently and I'm horny. It's a winning combo. @sthuClaire Just leave us both incoherently stuttering puddles of girl. @XylariaAD Put it on a wish list then~ <3 @AnnaDorableGirl Walking that razor's edge of funny and morbid with extra sexy thrown in. My aesthetic. @XylariaAD That she is! You should buy some of her videos. :P @sthuClaire Sounds nice! Just fill my holes please and thank you~ OMG I forgot @Cosmos_Cookie posts when you buy her videos. I might know who bought her last two... >_> "@sthuClaire I want it too, I understand. :/ I need more practice first, but I want it." @sthuClaire I like the way you think! We'll be sore and covered in sweat and cum in no time. <3 @sthuClaire Are we charging or is this free public use? @sthuClaire We can make a contest of it and keep tally on the walls. :3c @sthuClaire Honestly? Same. @norintha @ExistentialEnso @AliceAvizandum @drenpile_mark Me too~ Let me know ASAP tomorrow when you find out what days you're going! "@Uuneya @norintha @AliceAvizandum @drenpile_mark @deathpigeon Um... sorry, @deathpigeon >_>" @norintha @ExistentialEnso @AliceAvizandum @drenpile_mark Oh yeah I guess that Seattle trip's a thing >_> @ExistentialEnso @norintha @AliceAvizandum @drenpile_mark One day~ "I feel like I'm at a place where only trans porn can excite me anymore. I need to be able to relate, you know?" "You ever tried like, just being super gay? It's kinda the tits." @Kalindlara @gdiClaire Feel free to describe it. I'm in A Mood. "@gdiClaire @Kalindlara Kinda, yeah. >_>" @norintha @AliceAvizandum @drenpile_mark @deathpigeon If I can visit subspace once before I die it'll all be worth it. @tfw2005 Hey Takara's making it this time so it doesn't suck! I want one. "@Kalindlara Hi there, cutie~ <3" Back on my horny on main. "@AliceAvizandum @norintha @drenpile_mark @deathpigeon 1,000% okay with someone teaching me where my limits are." Ordered some buttplugs. I need proper training and you gotta start somewhere. @AliceAvizandum @norintha @drenpile_mark @deathpigeon Yeah I'm pretty sure that's beyond my limits but I like the idea of spanking. @norintha @drenpile_mark @AliceAvizandum @deathpigeon You painslut. :P @norintha @drenpile_mark @AliceAvizandum @deathpigeon ...sploosh. @norintha Big mood. "@norintha @AliceAvizandum @drenpile_mark @deathpigeon ""Well you see, I was a bad girl and I had to be punished."" Straight-faced, look her straight in the eyes." @AnnaDorableGirl Gorgeous <3 It's odd that NOWHERE in the multiverse does there appear to be female versions of either Rick or Morty. Not one. "@ChaKatKimber ""THREAD"" Yeah no thanks." @TechiesLikeUs @dog__review There is no way to manage who you block on Twitter without remembering everyone and manually unblocking. This is baked into the design. @QueenStodge It's a tough call to make to be sure. @TechiesLikeUs @TERFblocker @GayMonsterGirl @shonfaye @RogerRiga Well the how was she blocked for me? What the hell? @TERFblocker @GayMonsterGirl For the time being I have unsubscribed from (basically disabled) TERFBlocker. This was kinda fucked up to learn. "@GayMonsterGirl I kinda lean the same way, especially since, at least in the case of you, we were able to fix it." @GayMonsterGirl Yeah... I hope no other innocent folks have been snagged by that thing. @GayMonsterGirl That might be it. I imagine they have a low bar of entry to make it as safe as possible. "@TERFblocker I don't know if I can access the master list of who that thing blocks, but it blocked @GayMonsterGirl who I SINCERELY doubt is a TERF." Okay so another more bad news: If you use @TERFblocker there might be some false positives. "@GayMonsterGirl For context for everyone else: I had blocked her without even knowing who she was or seeing this comment. Except, I didn't." "@GayMonsterGirl So yeah, I never saw this comment. That means it must have been TERFBlocker. You've been falsely flagged as a TERF." @LunaMoonshine__ @q_izzical Most of us didn't. This is news to a lot of us. This other prominent trans woman I'm talking about would not be behaving in this way. Guess what? She's never been accused of rape either. "And yes, I'm talking about the behavior I SAW Laurelai engage in. I don't even need to consider the other accusations." But she's not fucking ABUSIVE. There's such a gulf of a difference. "Like, I'm not naming names, but there's another very prominent trans woman on here who's known for being stubborn." Now she can use all this to play the victim again. And the cycle continues. "Of course the irony is in some ways, everyone IS out to get Laurelai. They all have an opinion on her. It's a cycle of abuse." But it wasn't angry. It wasn't malicious. She wasn't acting like everyone was out to get her. "You could say her apology was lacking, but her response was basically, ""I was joking and I forget how many followers I have.""" "Remember when Alice made that alignment chart and when people called her out, she DIDN'T dig her heels in? https://t.co/zumB9qFOZD" "@Aleharia I just keep thinking about how other prominent trans women would handle this. Some of us are stubborn and angry, but this is different." @Aleharia Yeah see this is why I believe people who say she's abusive. Because she's acting abusive. @q_izzical @d4yscream I do too. This was a pretty easy call to make once the receipts came out. "@Aleharia You're welcome, but I feel this is part of what I'm here for." I have a person opinion on whose side to take but it's not backed up by much so DM me if you're curious. Keeping it quiet for now. Literally taking either side loses me friends. FUCK this. "I'm investigating receipts at the moment. One side has a ton of trans friends I love and admire, AND SO DOES THE OTHER SIDE." @spectra_belle No worries. @spectra_belle You and I are already talking about it on the Discord. I am not ready to take sides yet. Looking into this. "@laurelaiissexy LINKED, not liked, sorry." @laurelaiissexy Was that part provided in the receipts you liked? I'll admit I missed that. "@laurelaiissexy I think you took this way too far, Laurelai. Not that my opinion was needed or asked for." @q_izzical I asked both you and her to give your sides of the story. She left out her subtweeting. Not a great look. @laurelaiissexy And that's the primary source of all this drama? No other threads or anything? @XylariaVG Lots of minor and major things. There is way too much to process today. "@q_izzical Can I ask what happened? Like, a link to a thread or something?" "@laurelaiissexy So, what happened? Not taking sides, just asking for receipts." "Woah, nevermind, I misread a news story. All still very sad though. My bad." I remember Petty almost as much for The Traveling Wilburys as for The Heartbreakers. NOOOO. FUCK. https://t.co/KaY7ap1yUk "@Anarchanti I was a regular on /co/, a tripf*g no less, for another like 6 or 7 years." "@Anarchanti I mean, now it's mostly /pol/ I hear. I moved on from /b/ and boards like it in like 2007." 4chan LOVED that. They embraced it semi-ironically. And now here we are. "I just remembered like a decade ago some news report called 4chan an ""internet hate machine.""" @MattyFranklyn Whaaa? """Looks like in this case, Autobot, you shouldn't have brought a gun to a sword fight."" https://t.co/TLvLeSUuOB" "Aside from lacking wrist rotation, he has all the articulation I could hope for for such an armored aesthetic." "The hype was justified. Solidly built, simple/intuitive transformation, everything tabs neatly into place. Finally a TLK Voyager worth the $ https://t.co/VzykXrbOuM" "What makes far less sense: ""Take this piece that's in this position (point A) and move in the direction of the arrow. Good luck.""" "B makes way more sense in a sequential instruction sequence. ""Take this piece and move to to point B in the direction of the arrow.""" "For every step while converting a Transformer, there is a point A and point B. Usually the instructions show a picture of B, but sometimes A" "@Sabriality Grats! I forget about Brewfest every year, lol. I was able to get What A Long Strange Trip It's Been though." Thread https://t.co/nafayJbZ56 @SatanaKennedy Holy shit goals @BlazerBluejeans Absolutely. I think the unfortunate answer though is a lack of oversight combined with countless sellers having a fetish for armed civilians We're not? Then that's a dumb suggestion that will ensure no action will ever be taken to mitigate gun violence in America. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were suggesting impossible goals. Thought we were prioritizing the impossible before any other solutions. Some are saying COPS should be disarmed before civilians. I agree and I'd also like Trump to resign. https://t.co/KPwdsfv4F7 "Nah it's all just ""Government can't have a violence monopoly."" No steps can be taken if every step has to be perfect." How about literally any kind of background checks when buying? How about puttung even SOME funding into making sure the wrong ppl don't buy? 2 many mutuals saying gun control is a bad idea. Reasons being due 2 distrust of the government having weapons does not make that less gross Ongoing thread https://t.co/78VA8kRxnr @BIMB0CAT Just realized I misrememebered the lyrics this joke is cancelled "@BIMB0CAT But there's still so much to give, so much to see." "@XylariaAD Your gender is real. Doubt is normal, as is being afraid of taking even seemingly small steps." Fuck yeah! https://t.co/aVJFSL6cW5 @cora_made_of Wait really @BIMB0CAT https://t.co/qa6qCnzHvk "@SecretCanti That's it, adding them to my shopping list." @rCharlotteSmith Built Ford tough "@manakete No, it really isn't. That scenario is hot in the abstract. I am no one in that fantasy. I'm just watching." "God, note to self: Go easy on the trans jokes on Facebook when most of your friends are cis. Jesus." "@manakete I am, but that's hot. I'm not really sure how..." @manakete https://t.co/U3u7onaebP "@manakete >_> <_< Okay, that's kinda hot I'll admit." #goals https://t.co/MOJbNeM2v5 @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Yes. :3 @Kalindlara Whoever you're into is completely fine of course. <3 @emuchaton That looks like that feels amazing. <3 @cora_made_of There's a really nice bonus to being a lesbian trans woman: You get to cut masculinity out of your life completely. I was sort of mentally picturing a reaction similar to this: https://t.co/csSi0jRIxH "@cora_made_of So far I seem to be staying Extremely Gay. I do not have any interest whatsoever in men. I like that, means I don't have to deal w/ them." "@SecretGamerGrrl @XylariaVG @Kalindlara That's good to know, thank you. I was more offering advice that might've helped you feel less torn on what to do." "@Sabriality It was just weird to get an influx of followers/mutuals at 2am, lol. And it was topping off a very hormonal day. >_>" Them: HRT might cause you to find an attraction to men that wasn't there before Me: *dives head-first screaming out the nearest window* @XylariaVG Ain't that the truth. "@XylariaVG Someone writing a movie about 2017 would be fired. Doesn't matter the genre-- comedy, drama... not believable in any genre." Holy fuck this is real. This is the reality we're in. Real life is a cruel parody. I'm unable to fully process this. https://t.co/8A9s62b5Aj "@spookperson ""We're all people"" Youre doing about as good a job at fixing these issues as a petri dish of slime mold. If youre people youre terrible ones" "@SecretGamerGrrl I feel like, if it were me that gave the recommendation, I'd appreciate knowing that." "@BlazerBluejeans Don't worry, it's mine too. :P" "@BlazerBluejeans I mean, people are using adblock and ditching TV more and more so they're getting desperate." "If I need to switch to the black/gray market, I want to be prepared. Tattoo those doses on my arms." That'll happen when you're constantly worried that the president will at any moment undo the requirement that insurers cover HRT. Not for HRT though! 6mg of Estradiol and 200mg of Spironolactone. I've been on meds most of my life. I'm notoriously bad at remembering the exact prescribed mg for them. "@BlazerBluejeans Yes, we have those. It's bullshit because 20 years ago First Look was for like, behind-the-scenes looks at movies. Now it's commercials." @BlazerBluejeans @JesskaNightmare I love trailers! I mean actual commercials like you'd see on TV. I don't watch TV in large because of commercials. Hey someone should buy literally any one of these more me I'm broke until tomorrow (I like the purple one). :P https://t.co/W6BPgl56mS "@ZJemptv I'm so sorry that happened to you, Zinnia." "@rCharlotteSmith Even if your trans I'm gonna ask you not to talk about how poop sexually excites you around me. Not kinkshaming, hard limit for me." @JesskaNightmare Seriously I get way too grumpy about commercials before my movie. @ContraPoints Aaaaaah I hope to be there one day! @Cosmos_Cookie This is why finding any kind of meetup on like Fetlife is impossible for me. Fucking same! https://t.co/XLpLeiDOZB Yep! It was a contentious issue when that movie came out. It's just pure trans erasure and it's gross as fuck. https://t.co/ZPlPVKa9fV @LxFrancis I have way more chest hair than I'm comfortable with. It's making my breast development not as fun as it should be. :/ "@CiaraTheBraid Lol, maybe. I'll do what it takes!" @CiaraTheBraid The razorburn on my neck hurt way more. @CiaraTheBraid The lady doing it warned me about that but both her and I were surprised to find it wasn't that bad for me. (Focusing on the face for now but I'll be doing my chest as well at some point) First laser hair removal appointment was surprisingly painless! A few zaps stung a bit but the pain never lingered. Going again next month! "Let me tell you I'll take a ""they"" over a ""he"" any day. 💕💕 3/3" "Once we left she let me know the cashier asked her, ""Will they [referring to me] be grabbing something else to buy?"" 2/" Roommate was checking out at Target while I was looking at the Magic card section. 1/ @TransEthics It's cute :3 @SkyeNymph I'm about the same height. I want to be short and cute. D: @rCharlotteSmith I wish hormones made you shorter D: "@YSR716 @Spearhafoc_ I mean, he HAS to be, though I'm not interested in fact checking that." "So I asked, ""Why on earth are you @ ing me?"" In response, she blocked me. I'm thinking of blocking her back to avoid drama. 10/10" "Okay. No sympathy from me either! But that's like the WEIRDEST example to start with in your ""The cis want us to die"" examples. 9/" "...saying she has no sympathy for a recent trans woman who was found dead in prison, because she's a convicted rapist. 8/" What I DON'T understand is the first thing she @ ed in me in was a comment from HER... 7/ Then she starts @ ing me some recent stories about trans people being murdered to prove her point. That I understand. 6/ "She replied that they want us to die. I... agree, unfortunately. Especially the worst of them. 5/" "In other words, what do they want from us? 4/" "I basically said the cis are worried about making trans teens infertile, yet also get mad when the teens plan for that. 3/" Commented on a mutual's post about how some news stories are angry that trans teens are freezing their sperm. 2/ I am... so confused. 1/ "@Trasufoma What's the T-Rex labeled as? They make a Triceratops and call it ""rhino dragon"" for some reason." @shannonetaylor1 Why on earth are you @ ing me about this. "@shannonetaylor1 ""But they'll become infertile!"" they scream. *some trans youth plan for that* ""This is also an outrage!"" Literally what do they want from us" @AliceAvizandum I don't derive any joy from being angry at fellow trans women. I WANT there to be a reason to forgive. Wish more folks were like that. @AliceAvizandum Unfortunately not everyone has the whole story yet. I had to be informed by friends the full context after which I was far less mad. "@SecretCanti I LOVE that, especially in response to film, for worry. 💕" @SecretCanti That's a really interesting perspective. I definitely liked it but I hadn't considered it as deeply as you seem to have. I agree! Hey on the note of Laika should I see Boxtrolls or is it as transphobic as I've heard? "@SecretCanti A tortured, scared, broken little girl." @SecretCanti They're in Portland aren't they? Yeah I love Laika I'm just a nostalgic nerd. :P @SecretCanti Paranorman's ending fucked me up. That reveal of the witch... god. @direhellswan Sometimes we have to live with the consequences of being horny on main. @SecretCanti (I assume Kubo is why you're disagreeing with me here. I've seen enough clips to be very impressed) @SecretCanti Thank for boob "@SecretCanti Please don't be one of ""those"" fans that crucifies me for this, but I have yet to watch Kubo (YET)." "@Kalindlara Thats a fun fact few are aware of. The CEO's son was a big stop motion fan, so their first project brought on the dir of NBC for Coraline" @Kalindlara Coraline was a Laiki production. Laika was formed from the remains of Will Vinton Studios (CA Raisins) after the CEO of Nike took over. CW: Slur in the title of all things Here's that dragon I mentioned: https://t.co/x9EFZklo1O "For ""realistic"" animation, Go Motion is about as good as you can get with stop motion, but it never really found a regular use." "Had the rise of CGI not happened, Go Motion would have become the standard. It was almost used for Jurassic Park." Go Motion was developed by the LEGENDARY Phil Tippett and involved synthetically adding motion blur into the animation. "On the note of motion blur in stop motion: If you've ever seen Willow and thought that dragon was impossibly perfect, that was GO motion." "@TaraHorror I'm not the biggest fan of Catherine O'Hara's breathy singing, but that tune is literally the theme of the movie in many ways." They BOTH have the quintessentially uncanny lack of motion blur that stop motion brings (s'why it looks creepy) but I prefer the older stuff "Stiff, janky, early 90's stop motion > smooth, 3D printed, lawless Laika animation of today." "IN GENERAL I prefer the soundtrack versions, but there's such good animation in this movie, folks. https://t.co/S8WLhwgcSJ" For a while in the 00's my Yahoo Instant Messenger name was hereliespooroldjack This is one where I can't decide if I like the theatrical version of the soundtrack version.They're VERY different. https://t.co/C8Zg1xRlG8 Favorite Nightmare Before Christmas song GO https://t.co/m8yDOhCpa1 Hell yeah Bread Mom did a beginner's makeup guide! Always wanted one of those from her. https://t.co/HNZ13ti8yW @TransEthics It's labeled as orange but is really just failure flavored. @PiaGlenn Thank you for standing up to that. Got pretty teary eyed reading this. Cis allies are SO important. We can't do this alone. https://t.co/NdED11QKBW @norintha Same tbh @uselessneetgirl God I hope so! @JesskaNightmare Literally me. I really need to maximize how horny and gay I can be on main so if Twitter could go ahead and give me 280 that'd be swell. @TransEthics (Transphobia in general but TERFs in particular) "@TransEthics Being trans in so many ways is the greatest, most affirming feeling in the world. And then you find out about TERFs." Note to self: When parlaying friend's massive follower list into more followers try not to do it at 2am. Today's been weird. "Few of my new followers giving me goddamn heartattacks. ""Libertarian..."" ?!?!? ""...Socialist"" Oh thank fuck." @XylariaVG OMG stop. 💕 @Kalindlara It's okay. 💕 I hate/love thinking someone is treating me like a domme. It's like a roundabout kink? - Being trans - Being horny on main - That's all I can think of I think we covered most of it Alright all you new followers before this influx monkey paw's in my face let's get lay down what my account is all about: @Kalindlara Oh my god don't call me miss I am no one's domme. >< (I'm mostly joking about it actually bothering me) "@deathpigeon Huh. I had no idea it was that easy, lol. I also didn't think you'd be awake right now. >_>" "@Kalindlara 90% of my Kim Possible exposure came from yuri threads on /co/ 10 or so years ago, I admit." @deathpigeon I keep forgetting you have a metric fuckton of followers can I borrow some? @Kalindlara @manakete I'm on 200mg of Spiro. More is possible. @manakete @Kalindlara I have yet to try. "@Kalindlara @manakete I've also heard that too much E can have the opposite effect, but then I started on 4 and am now on 6 and it's working so I dunno." "@Kalindlara You're not, it's okay. You're sharing your experience too and it's a welcome addition. I mean that. <3" """God why has random shit all day made me emotional."" ... I'm literally hormonal, aren't I." @RoseQuix @spookperson Hey there! Welcome. <3 @SethBuzzard No idea. I assumed it was the original 80's figure you were using for comparison. Looks like that's the one based on the toy. "@SethBuzzard Left is the original MOTUC He-Man head. Right is one they released after I stopped collecting it, but it doesn't look the Filmation one..." Feeling a frustratingly conflicting sensation of needing space from people while also feeling lonely. Fun. @RainBlackKat I'm pretty sure they're just filled with gun powder? Your fursona is like a fuzzy gun? @BlazerBluejeans These days waiting until September is considered modest. "@Cosmos_Cookie You know, I really have to hand it to them." @Cosmos_Cookie @genderemix What I'm hearing is I should be sucking more girlcock. Tired: Making your name Halloween themed in Oct Wired: Making your name Halloween themed in Sep and & then just adding more pumpkins in Oct @genderemix @Cosmos_Cookie I'm looking into studying within that field myself! "@genderemix @Cosmos_Cookie I approve of this extremely gay dream, though I might be biased as I am also extremely gay. And now horny, thanks. >_>" @emuchaton https://t.co/SSHzIMb2Dp @Sabriality I guess at some point I'll get used to it but I'm enjoying this new sensation while it lasts! <3 "@bluewizardart I mean, this is basically a typical Friday night for me, TBH." "@DeathByCapital It's fine, I make flubs like that all the time even though I know when to use each spelling." "@Speed_Freak01 I dunno, for whatever reason Astrotrain is one of those characters I get weirdly persnickety about colors with. He needs to be dark gray IMO" "@MattyFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 WELL I NEVER. Nah that's cool, lol." @MattyFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 ...no "@MattyFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 This is fair. I have high standards for my purple Transformers, I'll admit. Both my Devastator and Galvatron are also Takara." "@MattyFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 Wouldn't you prefer the deep, sensual, cool grays of Astrotrain's much handsomer Japanese brother?" @MattyFranklyn @Speed_Freak01 The Hasbro version is made of butt. D:< "@Speed_Freak01 Ah, I see you bought the proper version of Astrotrain. Good work." "@RainBlackKat As an artist who's drawn her whole life, I feel I'm qualified to say that's an accurate assessment." "@RainBlackKat Hands are hard as fuck to draw, but it takes a special kind of un-talent to make a hand look as flat as paper." @XylariaVG They both mention that Prey 2017 is a 'Shock game in everything but name. I get why it couldn't be advertised as such but I wish I had known @XylariaVG Yeah I've now watched an Errant Signal episode as well as a Joseph Anderson critique on it. ...would have been nice if somehow Bethesda would have been allowed to call Prey Psychoshock instead (I stole that idea from Errant Signal). Given that 2k doesn't seem to know where to take the Shock series (except back to Systemshock if the rumors are true)... So... Prey 2017 is a Systemshock/Bioshock successor by way of Bethesda? Weird that I didn't hear anyone saying that upon release. "@Kalindlara It'll happen in time, don't worry. <3" Boobs even FEEL heavier? This is kind of... fucking amazing I think is the word? "This song plays in my head almost every time I type ""<3"" and has for at least a decade, apparently. https://t.co/2tlKWbWPOP" "Alright, I've found a home for him! Thank you all for the retweets. <3 https://t.co/FjB0l4DgQO" "@Seanba_ Already have a taker, I'm sorry. :/" @OneLameShark DM me. :P "@Jackthetinker (Which, protip, if I get an interested party for this and they want to use him for parts, just don't TELL me, lol)" "@Jackthetinker Sorry, mate. Even if you were in the states I'd feel better about keeping him intact. :/" "And that's weirdly comforting? Kinda? Does that make sense? Like, it doesn't matter the details. They're trans and I'm here to help. 3/3" What's interesting is I have no idea if they're AMAB or AFAB. I'm not even certain that they're sure they'll be binary. 2/ Had a friend direct a friend of hers who is just coming to terms with the fact they are trans to me for advice. 1/ @protozoetrope Best feeling in the world <3 "@PowerOfCinergy I bet they'll speed up eventually. As I've shared before, I had a pair of starter boobs, keep in mind. <3" "@protozoetrope Yeah, I'm like, half joking. Mainly just commenting on how poppin' my tits feels today. <3" "(I'm not entirely complaining about this, mind)" "Depending on how long I drag my feet at transitioning, my BOOBS might out me before any makeup or clothing does. >_>" @spectra_belle Me too! Thank you for the retweet! "If I don't get any takers I'll send it to @toygrind. That's right, all the way to the UK! I'll do it! I'm crazy, I tells ya!!!" "Looks like he goes for in the neighborhood of $30 loose, FWIW. https://t.co/FjB0l4DgQO" "Also, if you have Transformers fans mutuals and would like to retweet this, I'd appreciate it." If you're in the US I'll even pay shipping. Just don't feel right junking him. He's the best Seeker! Anyone interested in a free Classics Skywarp with RUSTED shoulder screws? Don't think I'll get many takers on eBay. DM me. https://t.co/M5rAQBVjA4 "@CareBearCase Also, like, a TON of us are trans. So there's that, lol." "@CareBearCase That's understandable. The last thing I or anyone else should want is to force you, but from experience I know furries are very accepting." "@Flowabelle Some incarnations of Transformers attempt to explain why, but I find the best reason is the real life one: Because it's cool." @Flowabelle Oh wait no there's at least five! The WHITE and blue one is Overkill. @Flowabelle Thanks! @Flowabelle At least four of them are dinosaurs! But only one is in dino mode. The blue one? That's Cindersaur. I might keep him. These shelves are stuffed and there STILL isn't enough room for everything. One of the reasons I'm parring it down. https://t.co/8d0ZB6MLYf One last look at the Generations shelf before I start selling most of it off. It's time to move on. I'm keeping only what brings me joy. https://t.co/hKQjbyFSCU @emuchaton But does it FEEL smooth? :3 Never even seen a gif or fanart of him. Just his name. That's kinda weird. "I've seen the name David S Pumpkins everywhere, only to Google the character and go, ""That's what he looks like?""" @SatanaKennedy My favorite strain. 💕 @CareBearCase I bet they'd love your company even still. Furries are cool. @Aleharia This is me every night when I'm not out of pot. :P @Aleharia https://t.co/jFivMgT5kA @Peachqueenallie Come to Colorado and we can work something out. :P @Peachqueenallie Good place to be <3 <3 <3 @PowerOfCinergy @XylariaAD Not really. I was just trying to find my old voice because I was curious. @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/yi5ff3E0yS @protozoetrope *squees* @emuchaton #goals My throat feels kinda... numbly sore? That's gotta be a good sign. <3 "@norintha Had to Google that, but yes, exactly." @XylariaAD It almost weirdly hurt when I hit my lowest point vocally? And I honestly can't remember if that's how I sounded. It's great!! "Space FANTASY. If we're simplifying, it's Fantasy before Space! If your Star Wars tech is scientific you're doing it wrong!" "They've been doing this for years, but I HATE it when there's a new round of ""The Science of Star Wars!"" specials." "@thelindsayellis @SJWMEGATRON I mean, if you're taking requests, it'd make my year if you followed me. >_>" "@TechiesLikeUs @marionpdaly @Kalindlara @ContraPoints Oh good, that's the plan!" "I'm having trouble finding the ""no chest resonance"" place right now, but I found it before and I can find it again!!" "Also, lowering my voice to what I think(???) was my old voice felt wrong in the best way possible. <3" Voice update: In the car on the way home I was able to get my voice to the point where there was NO resonance in my chest!! <3 "@TechiesLikeUs @marionpdaly @Kalindlara @ContraPoints Just to clarify, you're saying seeking out a good voice training coach is a good idea?" "@VoicetoGame @SJWMEGATRON Oh? Please tell me more about Lindsay's relationship to Transformers, sir." "@TransTwill @XylariaAD @Kalindlara Well, it's a personal choice, but I bet if you did do HRT it would be worth it. <3" @SJWMEGATRON The best YouTubers are Transformers fans. It's just science. "@anarchopupgirl I tried to be nice about it. Hope it came off that way. Frankly it doesn't really matter either way, IMO." "@LxFrancis YES! I was already struggle with ED before HRT and now it's like, who the hell cares? I don't want to penetrate anyway." @XylariaAD @Kalindlara Advice to the both of you: I've heard trying your best to masturbate regularly while on HRT will keep your sex drive from dying completely. "@XylariaVG Can't really relate, sorry. :/ Pre-HRT I loved to masturbate. I'm still learning what masturbation means to me but I wouldn't say I'm bored." @Sabriality Harmacist. <3 Side note: Were it not for massagers this whole masturbating thing would be impossible. >_> "Erections for me now are more like an indicator of when I'm going to cum rather than horniness. That could still change, though." Horniness being completely detached from getting an erection is still really weird (but also exciting). "@rCharlotteSmith No gods or kings, only cucks." @TransEthics Big mood. "@wpgFactoid Holy shit, congrats! I'm not surprised, though. <3" "Dear NASA: Hi, I'm a woman with CONSTANT impure thoughts about sex. https://t.co/9N9Pkois7D" @anarchopupgirl Tokens don't go on a creature. :P Unless you mean 2 +1/+1 counters? Otherwise this is totally playable! "@ZJemptv Zinnia I don't mean to alarm you, but I think you might have been trans. (I was doing the same :P)" @emuchaton I shall cherish this knowledge. Thank you! <3 I want the next generation to not make the same mistakes I did. Let them have the puberty they deserve. 30/30 "I guess I just wanted to share why I'm so protective of trans kids, why I want the conversation about what being trans is to change. 29/" "And here's where I realize I don't have a nice tidy bow to tie this story up in, lol. 28/" "She can be hard to get a hold of these days. We swapped every social media site we could think of, but I haven't talked to her since. 27/" "Rebeca told me that she had had bad experiences with telling friends ""You're trans,"" so she avoided telling me. I don't blame her. 26/" "For better or worse, many of us bared our souls to our online friends (and still do in some cases). I'm really glad I did with Rebeca. 25/" To date Rebeca is the ONLY PERSON who has told me she wasn't surprised that I was trans. She was listening. She understood. 24/ I KNOW I told Rebeca and probably many other friends that I wanted to be a girl. 23/ ...what I said for a decade and a half about my relationship to gender. 22/ "This is where AOL Instant Messenger comes in. My memory is shit and the logs are long gone, but I know myself well enough to know... 21/" I came out as trans on the subforum for oldbies on that same message board. Eventually Rebeca found that post and PM'd me. 20/ "This story does have a happy ending, though (outside of the fact that I was able to transition): 19/" "It took years of moving past internalized transphobia, years after moving out of my oppressive parents' house to accept who I was. 18/" "I like to jokingly say ""Tumblr made me trans"" but it's kinda true? What I learned from there about what it means to be trans rly helped 17/" This is why I'm so adamant about changing the narrative about what the trans experience can be. I want to save all those eggs out there. 16/ "Irony upon ironies, once I accepted that I was trans nearly 15 YEARS later, I experienced dysphoria in similar ways as Rebeca did. 15/" I thought I knew what dysphoria looked like. Rebeca told me of experiences I was not having. I just WANTED to be trans. 14/ "Seemingly as karmic penance for me not accepting Amy, my burgeoning transness was denied by me for fear of also being labeled a faker. 13/" "Here's the kicker, though. The part where I wonder if there's a god up there with an ironic sense of humor: 12/" "I wish I could remember what Rebeca thought. I THINK she also disliked Amy, but that's as far as my memory goes. 11/" "I'll call this hated user Amy (again, not her name). Amy being kind of a jerk in no way invalidated her gender, of course. 10/" Most of us were teenagers. I was going along with the crowd. I regret not believing her to this day. 9/ ...also came out as trans. Immediately the conclusion the community formed was that she was pretending to get attention/sympathy. 8/ "Some time after Rebeca came out as trans, one of the other users, who was by and large hated by the community for being a drama queen... 7/" "Anyway, Rebeca was well-liked in the community at large, certainly be me at the very least. Looking back, I know I was jealous of her. 6/" This was also the era of AOL instant messenger. This will become important later assuming I remember to cover every point I wanted to. 5/ "She was my age, and I actually got to discover some amount of what dysphoria looks like through her as I knew her pre-transition. 4/" "One of those friends, who I'll call Rebeca for simplicity (not her name), was the first trans girl I ever met. 3/" The year was 2002. I was 15 on a video gaming message board that shall remain nameless. I made a lot of friends on there. 2/ "Here's another long one, my fellow trans siblings. Not sure I ever shared this one, but I feel it's important to. 1/" "@protozoetrope I have a ""fun"" story about that that I think I'd like to share in its own tweet thread. Sit tight." @ZJemptv @AmyDentata This whole debate is about making the unpredictable minds of cis people feel at ease. THEY feel weird about it & we're supposed to care. @protozoetrope I was such a completely different human being is astounding. I choose to blame it on testosterone. >_> "Not trying to subtweet, just venting about Twitter being weird. HER following count has remained the same. I dunno." "This is such a non-issue, but Ana is not showing up as a follower for me despite still having the notification that she followed me ><" "@protozoetrope Still have some lasting friendships from there, but most of the smart users I feel at the very least rarely post there." "@protozoetrope My introduction to message boards in many ways was Sonic 2 Beta, which became another message board I'll keep nameless." Except no one told the other users that they're not 15 anymore either? Or is it just me? :P Only to remind yourself that the community is more toxic than you remember because you're not 15 anymore? Anyone else in their late 20's/early 30's with a 15ish-year-old message board account that you check in on every now and then? @ZJemptv TERFs live in a fantasy world in more ways than one. How many of them do you think shared a bathroom with a trans woman and never knew? @SentaiPerson That makes me so happy to hear! Glad to have written something that touched you. <3 @AnaMardoll BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME. <3 I'm trans gender https://t.co/qVNaFJOnHs "@AnaMardoll I mean, your ratio is 10,000+ followers and 700 following. So I repeat: Honored. :P" "OMG @AnaMardoll is following me! I'm honored, holy shit! Thank you! <3 <3 <2" @Sabriality I've seen your selfies-- this absolutely applies to you! <3 "@manakete Same, lol" "@manakete Aww, thank you! <3" @TheBigLoaf Wasn't talking to you. "And trust them when they say you're gorgeous, because you are. <3 15/15" "...but try to always keep in mind that what your friends see is, in some ways, more real than what you see. 14/" "So, I know you can't logic yourself out of dysphoria... 13/" "And that's because they've lived with that face all this time. We see a leap from one face to another, they don't see that. 12/" "...whenever a trans girl can't believe anyone sees a woman in her ""after"" pictures. They still see the ""man"" of the ""before"" pics. 11/" I've been reminded of this video over the past few days... 10/ The point of the video was to illustrate that evolution happens SO incrementally that even if you watched it you might not notice. 9/ """What are you talking about?"" he replied, sounding defeated. ""Those are dinosaurs."" 8/" """You did it! You showed him dinosaurs evolving into birds!"" they say as they point to a flying bird overhead. 7/" "At the end of being 65 million-year-old immortals, someone comes running to this YT atheist and congratulates him. 6/" "The narrative was structured far better than my recounting will be, but there was a lot of interesting build-up to the final reveal: 5/" The purpose of the what-if was to illustrate how a Creationist would react to seeing evolution in action. 4/ The video was a what-if narration of this man and some famous YouTube Creationist being granted immortality and sent back in time. 3/ I don't remember who made it. Odds are whoever it was either dropped off the face of the planet or turned into an anti-feminist. 2/ "This might be a long one, strap in, ladies. Many years ago on Atheist YouTube there was a video. 1/" @emuchaton Consider in response: My mouth. @fleshentity I figured you'd be feeling just fine? @BlazerBluejeans The only way I could see someone saying she's a bad writer is if they mean it in a different way that I would. "@BlazerBluejeans As an educator, she's one of the best for her exhaustive research and citing of sources." "@BlazerBluejeans I refuse to start drawing lines and causing rifts. I disagree, but it mostly comes down to how one defines ""good writer.""" "@ZJemptv Slightly unrelated, but they used a super cute picture of you for that." Big mood. https://t.co/IuYZEsmn9i @NullBlanc @Sekhet_Bast_Ra Tell me about it. Gonna be spending way too much money this month to fly out and see my girlfriend. Also Ms. Thirty is more like a banshee and she bludgeons you in the crotch with dysphoria first if you're trans. "This is actually pretty accurate, except when you're visited by *Ms* Thirty it's more drinking and staying in bed. https://t.co/1qO0dNUI8n" "You know, short of run-on sentences, 280 Twitter is going to make nearly every single-sentence tweet possible." "It's like, ""This is a short sentence, other Twitters can do this, fucking hurry up.""" "Knowing that other, seemingly random Twitters have 280 while trying to make short tweets that are like 8 characters over is infuriating." @marionpdaly @Kalindlara I really feel like I'd benefit from 1-on-1 training. @marionpdaly @Kalindlara @ContraPoints I have been told my insurance offers a good voice training program so I'll look into that first. @marionpdaly @Kalindlara @ContraPoints Thank you! That ending made me literally laugh out loud. <3 "But, I said I'm move on, so... yeah. That was the main sticking issue for me. That and at least subjectively I think she's a good person." Her contribution to our collective knowledge base on trans issues is INVALUABLE. Even as a joke I take issue with calling her a bad writer. "Even forgiven as a joke though, I still feel the need to say: Zinnia is doing INCREDIBLE work on the research end of things." Literally the only name I recognized was Zinnia anyway. Still love and respect her too. I'm too protective of the ones I admire. "She's a trans woman I admire, she was half joking, I WANT to forgive her... this all adds up to me being ready to move past it." "Alright, I'd seen enough to forgive Alice. Mostly because I don't want rifts in this community." "@Kalindlara No, it's okay! DM me a link. I found some scattered stuff but I'd like to see more." "@Kalindlara I can find it, thank you. Unless it happened somewhere other than Alice's Twitter." "@XylariaVG Alice is Muslim though, & there's already a gross history of atheists calling the religious irrational. I'm not blaming you for anything tho" @XylariaVG You're not wrong. "@protozoetrope This is, at its core, a difference in opinions on where the line is drawn. You're not wrong, though." "@protozoetrope I think that everyone has their own personal line they have to drawn that, when crossed, forgiveness is all but impossible." "@Kalindlara I'll look into it, thank you." "@XylariaVG I don't blame you at all, I'm just figuring out how I feel about this." "@XylariaVG Again, this is hard because I don't feel comfortable calling Alice irrational. Especially not as an atheist. That's gross territory." "This is really hard for me because I love and respect Alice too. I'm gonna try to drop it, but fuck. What a downer." "Shortly after having the idea I'd think, ""Wait no, that's incredibly shitty. I don't think I'll do that.""" "Even if I tried to keep the ""bad"" ones ""safe"" choices like Caitlyn Jenner?" "You know what would happen if I had the thought to make an alignment chart with ""good"" and ""bad"" trans people?" @Kalindlara Completely understandable. I admit I might be a bit overly protective of her. Sorry if that causes a rift. You know what? No. I take this back. Zinnia is a good person. Fuck the haters' opinions. Don't @ me. https://t.co/jN8vPRwao3 Hey unlike some I'm not letting this affect my opinion of her that much. Still admire her. Stop the infighting and callouts. https://t.co/GVyRjD5rvA @PorygonTHE2ND It's a joke. Not really laughing though. @TaraHorror Then filled it with I believe popular trans people? I admit I didn't recognize every name. @TaraHorror A popular trans woman who I still admire despite all this made a political alignment chart with can/can't write as the Y and good/bad as X. I had assumed it was made by a TERF. The fuck. Like I understand abstractly how Zinnia is perceived as a bad person. Putting her on the bad writing side is dumb and petty. "Oh. Alice made the good/bad person, can/can't write chart. Fucking trans infighting I fucking swear." I meant they DIDN'T mute me. I have contradictory typos sometimes >_> @XylariaVG They didn't mute me so it's all good 💕 @NullBlanc OMG I'M SO SORRY QUICK ACT SUPER GAY @DinosaurDracula Kinda burying the lead there as you clearly have also scored some free scary sprinkles! @transscribe Still happy for you though! Good news is good even when it's a mystery 💕 Hey look what this coincided with lol https://t.co/jPjjSUI4q5 @mosswyrm Fuck Yeah! Congrats! 💕 @Kalindlara @XylariaAD No reason to assume that. <3 Too late now though that you're on HRT. @XylariaAD @Kalindlara I'd love to get my chromosomes checked. Basically no one knows for sure what theirs are. @Kalindlara *hugs* You're only as old as you feel. <3 @XylariaAD @Kalindlara Oh! That's another thing with me: I'm like 90% sure my T levels were unusually low for a man. Endo didn't take initial measurements tho. "@Kalindlara Yeah, I'm 30. I try to remind myself daily that that's not that old. :P" "@Kalindlara Indeed. I've never had a bra fitting, and I know chest size matters in measurement, but think like, easily solid A cups." @Kalindlara But the fact remains I have had a pair of starter boobs since puberty. I had a head start. Its not fair for you to compare yourself to me5/5 @Kalindlara I couldn't benefit from the lawsuit however as neither my mom or I remember when it was I took those meds. 4/ @Kalindlara Apparently in some young boys this medication caused breast development. I have distinct memories of developing painful lumps around then 3/ "@Kalindlara I don't remember the names of any of them, but my mom did. A few years back there was a lawsuit against one of the companies. 2/" @Kalindlara As a child I was taking a ton of different meds for Tourettes Syndrome and OCD. 1/ "@XylariaVG They're still bigger, but exposure to cold air made them shrink a bit and I was like ""nooooo ;_;""" "Oh my. Nipples had a growth spurt last night, hello~" @alexandraerin Rainbow Crunched @commiesona WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM? "I also have 29 more free listings for September that I NEED to use up tomorrow, but I'm trying not to overwhelm myself. That can be tomorrow" Okay. Today I WILL package up ALL the sold eBay stuff so I can ship them out TOMORROW. That's my spoons for today. I have 12-ish hours. I can't feel feelings anymore. https://t.co/tUc4e0EyPt "@AliceAvizandum All I want to be Is collared, bound and on my knees For a giant woman A giant woman~" @iamjohnoliver @StephenAtHome Did you get at least some percentage of profits for being the inspiration for the entire cast of Revenge of the Nerds? If he NEVER comes back to the MCU Age of Ultron will have truly been a massive waste of everyone's time. "Ultron himself is, in my opinion, the best villain so far in the MCU, though Loki and Vulture come close." Age of Ultron is like a shitty Dark Knight in that you really only watch it for the villain. @XylariaVG It is <3 <3 <3 "Still really proud of ""constant feedback loop of femme."" https://t.co/kiWj4Tlh6i" "@mosswyrm *hugs* I'm a bit scared too, but I know it'll be worth it. <3" "@mosswyrm Aww... I would be too, lol. My dream never got to the actual surgery, sadly." "@mosswyrm Weird! Great minds, huh? 😉" @Sabriality Now make Sombra trans Blizzard you cowards! "@ContraPoints For myself, sometimes I honestly feel like if I nailed my voice I'd get misgendered a fraction of the time." @cora_made_of Society as a whole already has a disgusting obsession with trusting abusers before victims anyway. No need to be part of that. "@XylariaVG But not back when that actually would have been beneficial, nooooo. Has to happen when mounts are account-wide, of course." @XylariaVG @Kalindlara My ideal GC color would be Spice but those were only sold in Japan. We only got the Spice controller here in the US. @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Suffice to say I avoid black Nintendo systems when I can. Never know when youre going to have another abandoned fad like clear systems again "@XylariaVG @Kalindlara 15-ish years later and what do I see? Not a damn purple Gamecube in sight. I mean of course, no one bought one. Now I wish I had one. 3/3" @XylariaVG @Kalindlara But there was also an element of rarity. Couldn't even find a damn black on for so long that fed into why I wanted it. 2/ @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Back when the Gamecube came out I NEEDED the black one. I passed up SO MANY purple GCs to get it. I wanted the one that looked better. 1/ I maintain the dual-color Switches look fine but I have to admit this looks sexy as fuck. https://t.co/RWvudIDhdi "@XylariaVG @Kalindlara I have to go too often too! Spiro will do that, lol. I'm still dedicated to never standing again. <3" @Kalindlara @XylariaVG I did for most of my life. It's faster and more convenient. But sitting is more affirming. <3 "@_coolasheck Yeah I hate the idea of shit like, invading my body like that. IV's make me squeamish too. Worth it for a vag, though. <3" "@XylariaVG Girl, I haven't stood to pee since 2016." "@_coolasheck From what I've read, immediately after the surgery there's a catheter. There is a first unassisted pee at some point, though. Not sure." @XylariaVG I'm down. <3 https://t.co/G3p0hmo2VK """Is it going to hurt to pee afterwards?"" seemed to be my biggest dream-logic concern." Had a dream last night about getting a vaginoplasty. Most of the dream was just working through how nervous I'd be leading up to the surgery aka me on an average Tuesday https://t.co/k7DL8Ti3RZ "@RainBlackKat They are black cats with accessories, yes." @laurelaiissexy @Sekhet_Bast_Ra @ContraPoints I have heard of that happening. Kinda hoping i can avoid that one. @rCharlotteSmith *whispers* Those people complaining have literally never seen Star Trek. @laurelaiissexy @Sekhet_Bast_Ra @ContraPoints How so? @shannonetaylor1 Age has nothing to do with it. 💜 @shannonetaylor1 Nonsense you're cute too! 💕💕 @isolfurj You don't need no invitation~ "@isolfurj Yeah that's on their second album Aquarius. Wham bam, thank you ma'am." @isolfurj YES. That's my favorite on that album. But seriously to that first point: The Neil persona both when he films himself and posts to social media is one of a kind. 2) I'm happy I've been pronouncing his name right all these years. "Two thoughts: 1) I've never seen Neil not ""on"" and just being mostly being himself... https://t.co/GIY4gP5I6K" "@TransEthics @Zoetropeexplosn Yes, but you can't sell it in every city and I haven't personally looked into if there are local delivery services for it yet." "@TransEthics @Zoetropeexplosn They can have a little checkbox for ""Leave it on the doorstep, I can't people rn, too high"" if you paid and tipped with your card." "@TransEthics @Zoetropeexplosn I'm not... 100% sure that's in Colorado yet. Not in my home town, anyway." "@Zoetropeexplosn @TransEthics And fuck it, pot for high people too." What's great about this is you can tell he started with the Pittsburgh Kneelers (which is at least clever) and worked counter-clockwise. "I would go so far as to say it might be their worst song, in fact." The fact that Aqua is only remembered for Barbie Girl is a fucking war crime. "@PorygonTHE2ND @XylariaVG It's because I wasn't following you, I'm sorry. Should be fixed now!" "@princessfloof I might look into that, thank you!" @PorygonTHE2ND You're not wrong! @princessfloof What's that? @protozoetrope It's very much D/s-related flirting too and I honestly thought the hair removal topic would turn me off from it but nooooooope. Too thirsty. @XylariaVG *hugs* You're never alone on Twitter in this community. My DMs are always open. <3 Simultaneously juggling some pretty hot flirting on Discord and dysphoria-inducing discussion on Twitter is one hell of a trip. @princessfloof I've definitely considered that route. The only downside is if I ever need to use electrolysis on them it'll make it harder. "@princessfloof Will do, thank you!" @protozoetrope That's a start. Thank you! @princessfloof I'm not sure I've ever had an ingrown hair. All of my body hair is rather light/thin. But a good amount of it is on my chest and I hate it. "@XylariaVG But like, maybe using lots of lotion or something? There has to be some magical cream I can use, dammit!" "This was month before HRT, so it might be a bit different now, but if any mutual have any tips I'm all ears." "I have had success in the past using Nair on my chest. What killed me was the red, itchy, bumpy skin later as the hair grew back." It's the BAREST amount of humanity to treat her like a human being and not some bizarre curiosity and news outlets can't even manage THAT. Ally Steinfeld was MURDERED. She was scared. She might have suffered. FUCK confused cis people who feel they have a right to her deadname. @SnakeGirlSarah @TIME I feel like this shit is only there to appease confused cis people and nothing more. Fuck them. "@SnakeGirlSarah @TIME This shit is about as appropriate as saying, ""Ally Seinfeld, who is in no way a real woman."" Why the FUCK do they include shit like that?!" "@CiaraTheBraid @protozoetrope Nobody remembers Enterprise exists, silly." "@protozoetrope That's fair. Same rules as Voyager (one word, I mean)." Oh. Just dawned on me why no one has been abbreviating Star Trek Discovery into a handy acronym. Whoops. @BIMB0CAT Anakin? The prophesied chosen one that's literally the best at The Force? A Mary Sue? Naaaaah /s When you're mutuals with a trans woman you admire and she likes and retweets your stuff regularly~ <3 <3 <3 @Kalindlara @Th3_Pink_Bunny @PowerOfCinergy @XylariaVG Honestly that makes WAY more sense and is more consistent with being turned on by being trapped like I am in fantasy settings. @LuigiThirty SAME FUCK @TiaZenSin *hugs* 💕💕 "@TiaZenSin So many of my mutuals are trans, my bad. Same goals though!" Trans culture https://t.co/lf13PkCils @TiaZenSin #goals @ZJemptv Sounds like he spared no expense! @GVgalore You'd have to wait long enough that the majority of kids don't know or care who Harry Potter is. Not sure we're there yet. 👇👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/OBXswPu24K "@norintha Whenever Mercy speaks German in Overwatch I'm like, ""Take me.""" German and Russian both have this reputation of being ugly-sounding languages which I seriously do not understand. Is it weird to follow someone back who appears to mostly speak German when I don't? Cause I just did that. It's a pretty language. @SamusMcQueen I'm so sorry holy shit. LRT both comment threads are just depressing shitshows stay outta there. "@PowerOfCinergy @Kalindlara @XylariaVG It's the greatest thing, IMO" @PowerOfCinergy @Kalindlara @XylariaVG The kinky corners of the brain are hard to explain. @PowerOfCinergy @Kalindlara @XylariaVG Transitioning is pleasurable in a number of ways. Nothing to be ashamed of. @PowerOfCinergy @Kalindlara @XylariaVG Saaaaaaaaaaame @Kalindlara @DeathByCapital (lol whoops) @Kalindlara @XylariaVG Yeah for us at least this is almost certainly tied to us being trans. 💜 @DeathByCapital @Kalindlara OMG this whole thread is so gay. Carry on. @Kalindlara @DeathByCapital Why? That's adorable lol "@Kalindlara @XylariaVG I love it all. Animal, inanimate... I'm willing to admit I might have a problem. This is one of those fetishes that predates 1st puberty." @DeathByCapital @Kalindlara Aww thank you! 💕 Btw YOU'RE cute!! @Kalindlara Same tbh. I assume it's because I'm trans. @rCharlotteSmith Nooooo *emergency hugs* "@Kalindlara My transformation fetish was like, ""Oh my, hello~""" "@BlazerBluejeans @hellistime4 Depends. Your mileage may vary, as always. I know plenty of trans women who are still packing." @BlazerBluejeans @hellistime4 Girldick is the best don't destroy it! Not unless you want to. @NullBlanc Now why on earth would I want to go back? 💕 @BlazerBluejeans @hellistime4 HRT is magic 💖 @your_joeliness https://t.co/h7c1SoMsiB Twitter's been suggesting a ton of trans girls' accounts I think this website has my number. "@SJWMEGATRON They literally say ""Till death do us part."" This is like marriage 101." @fleshentity My vote is being somewhat influenced by that gif. @AraAraLadyGrey @CareBearCase @protozoetrope I'll also occasionally add spicy too 💜 @rCharlotteSmith you're a preppy nerd :P https://t.co/wDoNNydUI9 @Cosmos_Cookie Get better soon!! 💕 @cora_made_of @protozoetrope Ugh. I've been there. "@JizzyJezebel Yes, miss~ 💜" @protozoetrope @cora_made_of https://t.co/z2EVCQolM2 @CatJudgement Aww you shouldn't do that. *hugs* @cora_made_of @protozoetrope I tried for several minutes to quantify what I'm feeling right now in text form and it just devolved into me screaming at my phone. @BlazerBluejeans @Maiamancer This is true my power level was voluntarily granted. @cora_made_of https://t.co/pcIEe4Xooj @cora_made_of It me @cora_made_of Why are cis. Just... why. @ChaKatKimber u touched kitty belly how dare This short thread has attracted more cuties to my Twitter. This isn't even my final form. https://t.co/J3F7ktJLY0 @BlazerBluejeans It's worth the wait. 💕💕 @FauxPup *offers hugs* Hopefully. @Maiamancer I'm the least pickiest girl I know. I'm one of this weirdos that wants everything on her burger. @norintha Stop giving me ideas :P @FauxPup Aww I'm sorry. Getting a refill soon? Testosterone poisoning is no joke. @uselessneetgirl @FauxPup Not picky at this point tbh "@FauxPup My roommate is at the store and said she'd grab some, but yes." "@Maiamancer I've always liked pickles, but never like this. Your comment made me literally laugh out loud, btw" RIGHT ALL THIS PICKLE TALK IS NOT HELPING THE FACT THAT I AM CURRENTLY OUT "@protozoetrope @CareBearCase Pickle juice is really good, ngl" @CareBearCase @protozoetrope But they're salty AND sour and so good... @KitsuneAlicia It's so gooooood aaaaaaaaaaah @CatJudgement Cause they're fuckin' good! Conversation with my (cis) roommate. She thinks this pickle craving thing is funny (it's pretty funny) https://t.co/DiGsg1gb6e @XylariaAD What a weird way to spell cutie! @MokiAwa Same tbh @XylariaAD Joke's on YOU you already are you silly girl~ "It's the greatest thing ever, just know what you're getting yourself into. 💕" It's a black hole of girl from which there is no escape. Just a constant feedback loop of femme. Fair warning: Accepting that you're a trans lesbian means constant flirting & compliments from cute girls while BEING a cute girl. @skeletonpope Me 24/7 @spectra_belle Someone set us up the bomb. "This is the ""Why Are You So Angry?"" guy. Left-leaning YouTube would not be the same without his input. Support if you can. https://t.co/YYQWtr0Ibi" @spookperson I thought this turd deleted his Twitter after people noticed Age of Ultron kinda sucked. What gives? Oh hey it's the one good decision Roddenberry made for TNG! (I'm half joking) https://t.co/wYzC8AXb1S "@sapphixy @MagsVisaggs I don't know if this perfectly lines up, but this is one of the reasons I skip the episode if Riker lacks a beard." @sapphixy True. The first couple of seasons I usually skip. @MagsVisaggs Oh yeah I always forget it premiered the year I was born. I always felt this was more of a 90's show. He can be SO demanding for loves sometimes I love that cat so fucking much. "This morning while I was in bed Binx climbed onto my chest, got into kitty loaf position, then nudged my phone until I put it down." @duskcry This is me 100%. @toygrind This is because Slag is a sexy motherfucker. @BaileyJayTweets Nice view! <3 "@accursedfarms ""Everything's going to hell in slow motion, do whatever you can to survive. My view is biased but, that's because I'm on YouTube.""" @OilyWhisper68 @shaun_jen Hey at least one of those properties I'm mildly kind of interested in! But seriously who cares about any of that minus GI Joe. "@Sekhet_Bast_Ra @ContraPoints I agree with Contra that it's worth it either way, but I do hope that you're right, lol." "@OilyWhisper68 @shaun_jen I believe the story goes after a few hours one of them went, ""What about King Arthur?"" and the rest thought that sounded cool." "@ContraPoints I'm there too right now. I've heard from many trans women that your sex drive can come back, though." "@ContraPoints It's the greatest feeling in the world. ""HRT is magic"" is a meme at this point but it's true." @protozoetrope @CareBearCase Glorious FeM&M's! @shaun_jen Yeah most people forgot there was a fourth one. You're not missing too much. 5 is technically... better? @MattyFranklyn They're completely incompetent if they haven't already thought of this. And at least YouTube Red exists. @shaun_jen Just wait until you get to Trans5mers. It's ever better-worse. "Now, I don't WANT YouTube to do that, but you'd think it would have been the first thing they tried." Fucking piracy sites will recognize adblock and tell you to turn it off or go away. It's funny how much YouTube is making itself worse to appease their bottom line when they have yet to try anything against adblock. Oh shit I still have some spicy Cheezits left. Score! @AliceAvizandum Yeah for me I don't think -4 years transition vs <1 year transition will be a very useful comparison. @accursedfarms Two days ago. He mentions that at some point YouTube will not take too kindly to people making money outside of YT. https://t.co/uDbHNpPPRX It's funny because @accursedfarms basically called this in his last video. YouTube wants their cut now. @MattyFranklyn What I don't want to support is a site that was made for or largely supported by alt-right nutcases who were banned from YT or something. "@MattyFranklyn I say ""for now"" b/c I'd love for fucking ANY major social media site to take a stand against racism, transphobia, etc, but one thing at time" @MattyFranklyn Very true. I really want to start supporting a proper YouTube alternative that's (for now at least) apolitical. "I say ""us"" like I'm a content creator. I'm not. But I'm sympathetic, to be sure." "Some of us want to leave because YouTube is shit now, but others were already leaving because ""Muh freeze peach.""" And the frustrating part is it sounds like most YouTube alternatives are already being inundated with alt-right conspiracy nuts. "@MattyFranklyn True, but many times there's a bullshit excuse you can give. Not so in this case. It's just them drawing a line because they can." "Forcing creators to monetize through YouTube in order to share a Patreon link is them just saying, ""Fuck you, no."" That's literally it." Why WOULD anyone want to monetize through YouTube if Patreon makes them enough money? I know plenty do do both but doing only 1 makes sense. This YouTube thing ONLY makes sense if you take it for granted that they're being blatant dickbags. "Why are you just doing this NOW, Tumblr? This is fucking over a lot of NSFW artists I know, but for myself this isn't a big deal." "...that's my hardcore Tumblr. Most of it is art (not photos), but ALL of it is pornography. I marked it as NSFW in the settings." "I got this email, and initially I was like, ""Aw shit, my MOSTLY SFW Tumblr is explicit now, fuck,"" then I look at the username... https://t.co/gKmhVyfcRK" Hey the official Star Wars account liked my comment! I'm probably more proud of this than I should be. <3 https://t.co/DbEgPXLRij @starwars I suppose this IS poetry... from a certain point of view. "@shannonetaylor1 Aww, thanks! <3" "@shannonetaylor1 It can be SO hard to keep this in mind sometimes, but you're right." @SecretGamerGrrl This really fucked me up. Such unbelievable cruelty. @Kalindlara *hugs* I try to believe it'll get better. We have to. "I knew about Ally Steinfeld's murder already, but I hadn't sought out exactly what happened until this evening. Really hit me hard." Like even if I'm justified in making it it's just not worth the risk. "You ever walk that line of ""Were I not trans myself this joke I'm making would be transphobic?"" I should just avoid that shit entirely." "@PowerOfCinergy Your (& my) mileage may vary, but I've been told at ~6 month mark things level back out and resemble how it's going to be going forward. 6/6" "@PowerOfCinergy I'd basically be more patient if I was horny first. Also, keep in mind this is only <4 months in. 5/" "@PowerOfCinergy Now, were I horny, I'd be able to slowly build up an orgasm rather than rushing through it/forcing it. That would feel way more intense. 4/" "@PowerOfCinergy The fun part is there's almost always a nice, tingly afterglow that wasn't there before. 3/" "@PowerOfCinergy Like tonight, wasn't that horny so the massager did most of the work. The orgasm was slightly more intense. 2/" "@PowerOfCinergy So, it depends. I've been trying to keep my libido from completely flatlining by ""forcing"" masturbation daily. I get horny far less often 1/" "My ideal would be Masterpiece-styles Animated figures, as well as MP-styled, non-tv show Beast Wars characters." I mean the third party market is still SEVERELY lacking in the Beast Wars and Animated department but this is still cool. "Oh shit, we're getting third party Bayformers? Interesting. https://t.co/yEYJBCMSQc" @XylariaVG *drowsily nods* No points for guessing what I was just doing. "@XylariaVG I know, but it's still funny." By the way the common knowledge is completely true: Women have better orgasms. :P Oh my god >/////< https://t.co/hn3kKCZIJK @XylariaVG At least I'm spelling it differently! :P She wasn't even my favorite character but I LOVE the way it sounds. "@XylariaVG Well... yeah. My ex-fiance and I agreed on baby names: Tyrion for a boy and Gwendolyn for a girl, so you're not completely wrong." "So yeah this is now my most popular tweet AS IT SHOULD BE. This is the best joke I've ever made, time to retire. https://t.co/ZyYkkX47Ye" "Didn't pick it because it was Celtic, but it's an added bonus for me. I just backwards engineered the name Kat." "And no that wasn't a typo. Katlyn, not Katelyn." I'm like... 90% sure my full name will be Katlyn. Apparently it's Celtic in origin like my deadname was. @laurelaiissexy Mostly likely. I can't imagine he's struggling for money. Why care about social issues if you're a wealthy cishet white man? @CareBearCase That's what I mean. Of course he doesn't WANT to be on the wrong side. That's why they fight. But they still know it. In death I can almost see what people who are afraid of rats see. I don't like corpses. It twists otherwise beautiful things. I think what unsettles me the most about dealing with a deceased pet rat is their tail. It's very muscular. In death it's very stiff. How will history judge Twitter's refusal to stop mass harassment campaigns of vulnerable minorities? I often think that even bigots know they're on the wrong side of history. Fence-sitters must know it too. How does Jack think history will view his inaction? Does he think (or hope) that the future will be largely anti-trans and/or more racist? But I'm willing to bet most of us would be in support of even an imperfect implementation of this decision. Would innocent people get caught in the crossfire? Probably. Would it stop ALL harassment? Of course not. "Like just IMAGINE what would happen if Twitter just flatly said, ""If you're even a SUSPECTED TERF you no longer are welcome here.""" "Fuck even if Facebook announced tomorrow they were proud supporters of the KKK, while I'd delete my account I'd be happy they had a spine." "Ideally it would be like Twitter saying ""No more Nazis, period."" Or ""No more TERFs.""" Can you imagine if just ONE fucking major social media site took an actual stance on a social issue? @CareBearCase The difference is night and day holy shit! 💕 Awww I thought Destiny 2 was already out for the PC. I wanna make a cute Warlock lady. D: @CareBearCase So cute! I'm too gay for this help x_x @BCTDenver Ugh... why are cis people like this? "@CareBearCase @protozoetrope That's fantastic! You go, girl!!" @CareBearCase Fuck yeah you are! @spicy_trans_ OMG happy birthday! 💕 @SecretCanti *offers hugs* I'm so sorry. I'm seriously worried about dril. A 280 character dril tweet is scientifically less funny. @Maiamancer They are. They just lead such tragically short lives. I'm so lucky I took this picture five days ago. No other photos of him. "Splinter, beloved pet and good friend. 2015 - September 27, 2017 I'll miss you. https://t.co/7kGYyDkRhV" @uselessneetgirl Right? Jesus fuck. "@XylariaVG Yeah, I was on the PTR ><" "Oh, sweetie you're in the wroooooong neighborhood *blocks* https://t.co/K257kK1Krk" @gdiClaire @Vexzal Okay that works just send me a message either on here on Battlenet. @gdiClaire Um. Yes. Please understand I can be very dumb sometimes. I'VE LOST SKINS WTF Also I appear to have lost like 20 hours of gameplay!! My player level is lower (I should have three stars) and my time played is less "Okay I have no idea why but Overwatch is saying my friends list is empty. Not that no one is signed on, but empty." @gdiClaire @Vexzal Or did you mean like in a little bit/later? @gdiClaire @Vexzal Ummmm yeah I can probably play a few games @protozoetrope @CareBearCase Right!? @JizzyJezebel I'll admit I'm 100% okay with this. @emuchaton @JizzyJezebel Same tbh @JizzyJezebel help i'm gay @BubsyThe_Bobcat You were originally on a Nintendo system... @CareBearCase I hate my voice too. It's by far my biggest dysphoria trigger but I like yours!! @CareBearCase omg you SOUND beautiful too~ <3 <3 <3 @Sabriality Cuuuuute aaaaaah~ <3 <3 <3 "@Sekhet_Bast_Ra @CareBearCase Saaaaaaaame. I'd just turn red, stutter a lot and trip over a few things while leaving." @cherrychime True facts. Who's more unreasonable: Flat Earthers of people who honestly think trans women aren't gorgeous? *fans self* Good goddamn trans women are beautiful X_x @CareBearCase Oh thank you for saying so. I saw a retweet and assumed it was cool but before then I wasn't sure. @ZJemptv She literally started it and there's video proof. This is Creationist-level denial. "Oh, OH is it ""Woman Crush Wednesday""?" "@CareBearCase Oh my... you're gorgeous and I'm very gay, hello. <3" @ZJemptv You're the one that making the most sense so you're the top priority to tear down. @ZJemptv Sometimes I wonder if the reason the assholes of the internet are so obsessed with you is because of how exhaustively you cite stuff. @XylariaVG REGARDLESS though I still want cute trans glasses after all this is said and done. You know the kind I mean. "@XylariaVG FWIW my cataract is a recent development that arose from treating my uveitis, but what you said could still be true." @XylariaVG Thank you. The rational part of my brain knows I'll be fine. Just have to hold onto that. @XylariaVG I don't like thinking about that. "@XylariaVG I don't see what you're specifically referring to and I really don't want to, I'm sorry. This upsets me." @TransEthics OMG SAME I started crying. I know I'll be fine. It still scares me. I don't like the idea of invading my body like that. No real footage or anything. Looked like a rerun of Reboot. But when I saw they had to remove something in my eye and replace it... Last month it was rather embarrassing when they had to show me the low-rent CGI animation of how the cataract surgery will go... @XylariaVG That's... fascinating holy shit. @XylariaVG RIGHT!?! "Yes, I have a cataract in my right eye. They need to replace the lens with an artificial one. I don't like thinking about it." "My cataract surgery is officially scheduled, though. Despite weeks of calling back and forth and leaving messages." tfw it takes like 80% of your spoons to just manage to call and schedule a doctor's appointment... @Aleharia @XylariaVG Apparently a year is super common. I have insurance through Kaiser and that's their policy. It's gatekeep-y as fuck but I have little choice "@XylariaVG I mean, I need to keep the sack for a future vaginoplasty but otherwise that's what it is. :P" Just gotta live through two more of those and they'll let me sign up for a proper neutering. "Hoshit 15 weeks means that next week, depending on you measure such things, I'll have been on HRT for 1/3rd of a year!!!" "Plus the king of 4chan memes, Pepe, is a character owned by a man who very much does NOT want you posting pictures of his characters." "I recognize that ""4chan meme"" means something completely different in 2017 but there was and probably still is actual anonymous art on there" "THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXCEPTION is if it seems likely it was like, a 4chan meme. Anonymous rarely asks for credit. Still pushing it, though. https://t.co/jnR7kkJlyK" """I tried but they don't seem to have a website!!"" Well then that's tough shit, ain't it? Don't re-upload the work of others." Found some art you want to re-upload? Here are three easy steps: 1. Reverse image search 2. Find artist's Twitter/Tumblr 3. Retweet that Man I thought Tumblr was a minefield of uncredited re-uploads but Twitter is so much worse. @PorygonTHE2ND Thanks! <3 @CptOverkill @30_Helens Honestly the faster we can get Zarya past her robo-racism the better. She's ostensibly one of the good guys. @XylariaVG @Maiamancer @TaraHorror @TransitionL83 https://t.co/RFpsSu18hb "Hey @Lanky_Bolshevik is follower #300! Thanks, friend!" lol same :P https://t.co/P19yQy4ohu "@ChaKatKimber Yeah I'm rather used to seeing this shitty behavior from terrible women, sadly." @Maiamancer Her name is Rey and she's a very good Doggo. "@ChaKatKimber lol I have no idea how I misgendered the name ""Owen."" My bad." Bonus pic of the other end of the couch atm: https://t.co/eDNCyjrSTs 15 weeks on HRT! 💕💜💕 https://t.co/ZQuzP47VFj @ZJemptv If ONLY there was a way to VERIFY the claims you're making on your personal website! 🤔🤔🤔 @spicy_trans_ @rachel_me01 @GuildingLilly They're coated with mint so you can taste the flavors of both mint AND ass at the same time! @ChaKatKimber Desiring to torture children sounds like a reasonable reason to be fired to me. "@ChaKatKimber Lemme guess: Her ""views on transgender children"" amounted to defending psychological torture by not letting them transition?" @AmyDentata Same. Go big or go home. @spectra_belle @Cabooceratops Omg Speck I'm so jealous D:< @AmyDentata Holy shit congrats XD "I don't have a ton of followers, I'm not verified, but this account DOES date back to 2009. Gimme 280, Twitter." "@princessfloof These are all fantastic ideas, frankly." @rCharlotteSmith Like literally what else could they possible want? I want them to falsify their stance here. Do you need signed approval from like a wizard? "@rCharlotteSmith Literally all we have is personal lived experience AND the support of experts in the field. If you handwave both of those away, fuck off." The name she should panic over Zarya knowing is her deadname. Doesn't mean she can't be trans but Blizzard missed a huge opportunity. "Granted, deadnaming her before confirming she was trans would not have been ideal, but popular fanon laid out a perfect window for you." Blizzard... why did you canonize a female real name for Sombra... so many trans fans saw her story as a transition story. @Sabriality Confirm that one or both of those characters are trans Blizzard you cowards. @direhellswan Yeah I forgot the name of it and haven't read every issue (there are so many...) but it's um... interesting. @direhellswan Oh god that comic... have you ever read it? "@Maiamancer I would be willing to say it's possible he feels he can't do anything about it, but that doesn't mean he can't fairly acknowledge it." @MattyFranklyn BLASPHEMER!!!! @CatJudgement T*RFs and Nazis already gaslight like fuck. Can you imagine what they'd do if they could ACTUALLY re-write what happened? "@CatJudgement In general people either don't see typos (because of how the brain reads), or they know what you mean." @CatJudgement No. Not until we get the abusive user problem fixed first. This site would be unreadable with everything able to be edited. "Now we KNOW you read the complaints. Before you could plead ignorance, now you read it and called it simply ""snark."" What the actual fuck." That was far and away the biggest complaint about the 280 announcement. That your resources would be spent better elsewhere. "LRT you legitimately sound like an actual Nazi sympathizer for calling complaints about them ""snark"", Jack." "@MattyFranklyn Them's fightin' words 'round here, miss." "@XylariaVG I'm not fretting. Not really. I DO want my followers count to overtake my following count one day, though." "@AmeliaCarehart Just know what you're getting into, lol. :P" "I get followed by like, bands and stuff all the time. It's like, I don't think you want my lewder posts on your company Twitter, buddy." "Okay I'm back down to 298 followers. Probably some large like, business Twitters dropped out due to the lewd. That happens." Hey eBay far be it from me to tell me how to run your site but if I say I only ship within the US maybe don't let international buyers bid? @30_Helens Literally me But how many times has someone misrepresented a person's point by showing just one tweet out of context? That will be harder to do now. "Yes, there's a skill, an art even, in working under a strict limitation. That doesn't mean more space to say more is bad." I worry that the backlash against 280 will be seen or intended as a demonization of long-form texts. Sometimes that's incredibly necessary. "A TON of nuance is lost in just 140 characters, sure, but kinda too little too late after nearly a decade don't you think?" "That's where the very theming of the platform came from, right? They're tweets. We're twittering. Short and sweet." Let's not go too far past 280 though. For better or worse Twitter's identity is in short spurts of text. She's a ward under Spock's dad. Didn't realize it was Spock's dad before looking it up just now. Wait the main character on Star Trek Discovery is almost like Spock's sister. @cora_made_of Glad to know there's hope :3 @Kalindlara Oh my god you took my metaphor and made it 100 times sexier @cora_made_of I'm willing to put the work in. Sounds like you were able to grow out of that? Just gotta un-Matryoshka doll myself. "Inside me is a self-conscious, nervous wreck, but inside HER is a slutty, subby brat who needs to be disciplined." Literally me on Twitter every goddamn day. https://t.co/xlQgSzSzmb @SatanaKennedy *takes notes* @AliceAvizandum @CaseyExplosion Yesssss come to the furry side. @sapphixy I knew I wanted to be a girl (how my brain articulated the feeling) when I was 12 in 19-fucking-99. Not much education about this stuff then https://t.co/zRm1NYwIFe "I have a better-constructed form of that ant bully joke, just a sec." Even better! https://t.co/gqfat3gxlR https://t.co/JYKUntUi6x @XylariaAD *offers hugs* Sorry to hear that <3 @XylariaVG My main gripe is she was perfect with gray skin. Anything other than that annoys me. "And it's not like this is a rights issue. Time Warner owns both Cartoon Network and Warner Brothers, which owns DC Comics." Every time I'm reminded of how DC Comics' Raven actually looks in the comics I get annoyed. We perfected her look like 15 years ago on TV. "@XylariaAD I get so many trans followers that it can be hard to keep up. I just assumed you were, lol." @XylariaAD Completely fair. @XylariaAD Thanks! <3 Oh hey I hit 300 followers at some point tonight. Sweet! @Kalindlara @XylariaVG @gdiClaire You can DM me the name if you want~ @Vexzal @gdiClaire @XylariaVG @Kalindlara RIGHT!? "@XylariaVG Well yes, I agree. But also double the character limit could also help with completing full thoughts." And it's like... now they might increase it. Not sure how to feel. Didn't share that thought though because I figured that was me just not used to how Twitter works. "I'm new to Twitter and I honestly had the thought ""they should increase the character limit""" @gdiClaire @XylariaVG @Kalindlara 140 characters but yes. Extremely yes. Ballgag would be fine too. @Kalindlara @XylariaVG @gdiClaire *hugs* It's okay. :) @gdiClaire @Kalindlara @XylariaVG Saaaaame! D.Va and Sombra better be trans or it's appropriating trans culture tbh "@XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara I'd let her bend me over on a table, pull my hair and fuck me senseless until we're both panting and dripping in sweat ifyoucatchmydrift" @gdiClaire @Kalindlara @XylariaVG You're entitled to your opinion but I am extremely gay for Zarya. The Eggman call during the #Mega64 Podcast 453 aftershow is the best we've had in years holy shit. @XylariaVG @Kalindlara @gdiClaire Truuuuue~ "@XylariaVG @Kalindlara @gdiClaire As a D.Va main, Roadhog just makes me laugh. Silly little piggy, I can just bunny hop away from your hook. <3" "@XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara I mean, I LOVE the Halloween Reaper skin so I'll probably get over it. :P" "@XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara Fair enough. I uh, don't like playing male characters if I can help it. Junkrat is a special exception." @XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara Fuuuuck that. I'll stick to Tracer for DPS. "@gdiClaire @Kalindlara Unless the meta has changed DRASTICALLY since I last played, no team NEEDS a Reaper." @XylariaVG And that's totally valid. I might even watch it at some point. But the way people talk about it makes me less interested. Even scared to try Not to say all media should be happy by any means. It just doesn't appeal to me when it's filtered down to it's bare elements like that. Why exactly do I want to watch an emotionally devastating show that will destroy me? Fuck that and fuck you for suggesting it to me. I don't hate Bojack Horseman. Haven't watched much of it. But every tweet about it makes me want to watch it less. "Sometimes Rocco uses his ""hating the popular thing"" powers for good. https://t.co/7dBeJHyO39" "@gdiClaire @Vexzal @XylariaVG @Kalindlara Feel free to send a group request whenever, Haven't played since Summer Games but I play that game way too much, lol https://t.co/agcbZfhv0c" @Vexzal @XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara Not at all! @XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara Hey fun fact I'd love to include my real name in the friend request but Blizzard is SUPER WEIRD about changing your deadname. @XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara I'm RageTreb#somethingorother. You'll see it I'm sure. @XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara DM me if that's preferable. "@XylariaVG @gdiClaire @Kalindlara If anyone here wants to share their Battlenet names I'll add you all. On PC, I mean." same tbh https://t.co/v8hub3tg3S "@gdiClaire @Kalindlara @XylariaVG Yeah for me I suck 80% of the time with Widow but then there's that 20% where it's better than any drug... just ping, ping, ping. Love it." "@Kalindlara @gdiClaire @XylariaVG Widowmaker is very difficult to master, but if you ever do, playing her well is one hell of a high." @gdiClaire @XylariaVG D.Va players are the best at Overwatch. And I'm not biased because I am one-- it's just science. "@spacetwinks My brain went, ""Rock-a-Doodle, All Dogs Go To Heaven"" and was willing to spare me beyond that. Positive there's more." @spacetwinks Don Bluth didn't have a-- ... Oh my god you're right. @Speed_Freak01 Cosmos and Cosmog! @ContraPoints It was super cool hearing about your experience so far! I should come to more of your streams... @BIMB0CAT @garblefart Sounds like the person commenting doesn't have a good grasp on what dicks are. @FauxPup Thanks <3 @MattyFranklyn Hopefully. "@XylariaVG Well I can't ignore actually being muted, BUT I have no proof that happened so I can hopefully move on." @isolfurj *offers hugs* There's always electrolysis! "God ""too friendly"" sounds like a humblebrag. Hopefully you know what I mean." "If I was, it was maybe for being too friendly? I like to treat everyone as a friend here, hopefully I don't come off as too familiar." Twice now I've had prominent Twitter users like a reply to my reply while skipping over my reply. Paranoid I'm muted. :X "@CiaraTheBraid All rodents ARE adorable, but rats have the best temperament in my opinion." @MagsVisaggs @neilhimself's Sandman. Got the first two trades as a birthday gift. @AmazonChique This kept me in egg form for more than 15 fucking years. @isolfurj Ouch! That will be hard to laser off... @thelindsayellis OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. I worked at WDW through the College Program back in 2008. Religious sky writing is a thing in Orlando. Pinkie Pie appears to be a big Chelsea Manning fan. :P I approve! https://t.co/vVTxLKqJ4l What do you mean I didn't spell them right. Clearly the opposite of Sub-way is Domme-inos. "@Sabriality Oh I can compliment you all day, love. <3" @Trasufoma Funnily enough this was RIGHT BEFORE Lego almost went bankrupt b4 switching to re-using parts way more. Shit like this almost killed them "@Trasufoma Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban set. Put a dog in it, press the thing, out pops Sirius." @Cosmos_Cookie Nice view <3 """Should exist"" in the sense that there are X and Y axes and pretending one combination of the four directions doesn't exist makes no sense." "I recently had to explained to me what Tankies are and it's like, okay technically authoritarian left should exist but what the actual fuck" @Flowabelle @phillip_brett Pooped on it is a perfect term for it. @Flowabelle @phillip_brett So I'd imagine libertarian is the Y axis of a political 2D graph. Like I said the Right stole the term. Ideally it belongs to neither side. "@Flowabelle @phillip_brett It's just meant to be a reference point. Like, apparently libertarian has been co-opted by the Right, but I'm never going to use that label." @XylariaVG Yeah that would be the concern. There's really no reason to state it up front. I know I have some cis male followers. I browse all your profiles. You're doing fine for now. :P "I'm like 90% of the way to just saying ""I'll block cishet men up front"" in my Twitter profile but I doubt that would help." @Sabriality Goddamn you're gorgeous. "@Flowabelle Lol, same. https://t.co/IW7UE6cr7g" "@RainBlackKat Fucking louder for the folks in the back. We are fighting for the barest of table scraps. Better than <$10, though." "@DinosaurDracula That makes a little bit more sense, lol." @SpaceCptZemo @DinosaurDracula According to Dracula you are. "Side benefit to coming out as trans when I did: Got to avoid having my beard turn gray. I'm 30, that could have been around the corner." "@thelindsayellis In 2017 that's... awkward. It'd be better if it was more Sith-focused, but so far in the sequel trilogy there aren't any of those." @DinosaurDracula Did Dracula straight-up kick Frankenstein's Monster out of the party for not having dip? "@isolfurj Say things like ""tea is an essential nutrient"" and people are gonna assume you're a Brit, lol. Yeah I prefer everything iced, even coffee." "@isolfurj You're from across the pond, aren't you? Are you sitting down? This can be shocking for you folks to hear, but: In America we have iced tea." @Triclinia @XylariaVG Possibly strap-ons can be involved. My greatest regret in life is that I never drink hot drinks. There are SO MANY great mugs out there. https://t.co/sQkeJVMeD5 @XylariaVG FUCKING YES "@XylariaVG All the ships where Widowmaker uses her romantic French woman powers to seduce literally every lady in Overwatch," "I think I'm seeing a pattern, but I'm not sure." Me: WidowTracer is the best Also me: WidowMercy is best Also also me: WidowSombra is best @emuchaton I'm okay with this. @dannyodwyer Is that an optical illusion or is your cat huge? @JTWhitworth @AmyDentata >_>;;; @AmyDentata Never! The ContraPoints stream was super fun! I need to go to more of those. "Quite frankly, with only a few exceptions, I basically want every internet famous trans girl to be my friend." "@ContraPoints just confirmed on the stream that Tabby's last name is Manx. This is huge, people. Tell your friends." "@MagsVisaggs Same, and it was entirely due to Space Jam." "@FauxPup Seriously whenever we have an all-girl character team I say ""TEAM LESBIANS"" in chat and I usually get a handful of ""Fuck yeah""s" "@FauxPup Much better than sand, I hear." @JizzyJezebel Help I'm gay "@ChaKatKimber I mean, in all seriousness, Starscream is coded male of course. I was just being silly. Animated Starscream might be trans, though." "@nebel_gewehr Put that sex in me, oh yeah." @FauxPup Oh thank god I'm in the clear. People forget he was from Naboo. All they do is fashion. That's like their main export. Little known fact but Emperor Palpatine's fashion sense was fucking ON POINT. "Like, having a lesbian as their mascot might have actually scared the homophobes away. So it seems, anyway." LRT I'm sure this isn't the rule but in my experience talking about gay shit/being gay in Overwatch chat doesn't usually end poorly. "@thelindsayellis Magic, surely. That or wishes." Is a hetero crush if Starscream is technically a robot? Oh... oh my... https://t.co/xUH6TfLFzi @cham3l3ons @TheRealQNS Yeah this was an honest-to-god running joke with the production staff. @FauxPup But seriously I fucking BETTER not be allergic to the gay wtf. @FauxPup Me except replace the cat with gay shit: https://t.co/iGHLnlbWIv What the fuck am I sneezing uncontrollably over?! I have seasonal allergies but it's fucking autumn! @cham3l3ons *bows* I do what I can. :P @cham3l3ons They don't call it a handlebar mustache for nothing~ FFFFUUUUCK yes this is my jam https://t.co/8uzwFluHQ4 @wpgFactoid The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is right now. "@TransEthics Thank you, President Obvious. The fuck?" @rCharlotteSmith #goals "Okay Something To Die For is on Amazon. Hell they even offer it in MP3 format. Lost a customer iTunes, wtf. https://t.co/0SWZVoZjHA" "@Aleharia I rolled like, a plant person tinkerer? Can't recall the actual names but I thought the juxtaposition was funny." "@Flowabelle Yeah he's really passionate about it, I can respect that." @Flowabelle Here's an old trivia book that gives you an idea of how long this thing languished in pre-production. https://t.co/DcWp7V8SFM "@Flowabelle It's Cameron's baby, for better or worse." "@Flowabelle Avatar itself was in pre-production hell for like a decade plus, so this somewhat expected." "@ZJemptv What is that, like a Chimera? Saber tooth cat?" @ContraPoints Hey just a head up Contra but the reminder on YouTube itself is saying an hour before that? I'm Mountain Time and it's saying 7pm. @ContraPoints Fuck yeah! Can't wait! @TaraHorror Fuckin' gross! Block that asshat. @princess_stef69 Shit I need one too. @gdiClaire Fuck yeah! Now you're talking!! "@manakete God I hope it doesn't have to come to that, lol. I couldn't domme my way out of a paper bag. >_>" @manakete *takes notes* @manakete Truuuuuuuue but sometimes I'm impatient :P @ZJemptv There's already a POTUS account. Make official declarations there. We don't need his literal world-ending stream-of-consciousness tweets. "*googles ""is it safe to literally jackhammer my genitals""* https://t.co/79bFP5GLml" I really want it in my library and not JUST on YouTube. Easier to loop that way. Wow iTunes' The Sounds selection is pitiful. No I will not buy the fucking Scream 4 soundtrack just for that one song I want. I mean who even uses the lowest speed setting on their massager stop wasting my time dammit. @SatanaKennedy One of my favorite videos of yours! Holy FUCK get hype!!! https://t.co/3MEm7YZGf0 @MeCookieMonster Why can't skeletons play music in church? They don't have any organs! "Was enjoying this Metroid doc when all of the sudden @rocco_botte shows up. Well said, Rocco. https://t.co/ckE5Cj4KVA" "@cambrian_era Dating a trans woman RIGHT NOW, lol. Something that often happens with trans bi/pan/lesbian women is we often date each other and it's great" @drenpile_mark @EightPillows Wow Tailsko takes me back. That was definitely a fan version of that character at least as far back as 2002. "@CareBearCase I'm a doggo expert, don't worry. Doggo needs loves asap." @FauxPup @lamianoble @Kalindlara Step 1: Be gay Step 2: Lay down "@lamianoble @Kalindlara @FauxPup Shhh don't think. No need to think, just submit~" "I don't want there to be a war nor do I want the US to bomb NK. That's not the same as casting them as innocent victims, though." I am 100% NOT okay with the killing of innocents but I'm also not okay with certain corners of Twitter actively defending North Korea. Currently relevant again. https://t.co/pZWClwwnX1 @Kalindlara @FauxPup @lamianoble *shivers & moans* @Kalindlara @FauxPup @lamianoble GOD girlpile might be one of the hottest words >_> yes please @markiemywords I will bet money Kylo's character arc is going to end in a heroic sacrifice. It's patently obvious. So him being coded trans would be gross. @lamianoble Me IRL @TransitionL83 *hugs* :/ @Kalindlara @lamianoble Oooooh yes please~~ "@Kalindlara @lamianoble You hear that? That is the sound of a thousand thirsty, subby trans girls stampeding in your direction." @Kalindlara @lamianoble Is there room under there for one more? I'd love to help~ @lamianoble *fans self* Oh my... @marionpdaly @ContraPoints Oh yay! Thank you!! Officially excited again. :3 "@MattyFranklyn Not that I'm HAPPY about that, mind." "@MattyFranklyn Mickey Mouse first appeared in 1928, so Disney changing the laws around trademarks/copyrights will likely make that never happen." @marionpdaly @ContraPoints Aw fuck laser better work... though I will say only three months in and I can go like three days without shaving. It's pretty nice. @marionpdaly @ContraPoints Wait hold up E turns hair blonde? I'm already rather blonde but no one told me this. UGH I'm getting laser soon but I wish I knew sooner... @MagsVisaggs It's SO GOOD Mags!!! @Kalindlara Yeah I do think it might be catching on. I guess I just meant super early on right after the video came out. I still have yet to finish any Splatoon fanart. I've been a fan of that game since the first one. Three years ago. Ugh. This is the part where I say I PLAN to make some Tabby fanart and then never actually get around to it. "@ContraPoints @catgirlspls @ShieldMaidenSol @jaffameister It's funny I feel like a lot of people don't know her name (you only said it once in the video) meanwhile I was like ""GENIUS NAME LOVE IT""" Neither person has their face as their avatar and both their names start with E. I need to be more careful. Like luckily I didn't say anything that embarrassing. But FUCK I dodged a bullet. Fuck I just realized LONG AFTER THE FACT that I somehow confused a random friend on FB with my GF... @SnakeGirlSarah https://t.co/tKGxivduz0 @SnakeGirlSarah Oh that's okay. I'm more into mistresses anyway 💕 @SnakeGirlSarah *eagerly jumps in* @SnakeGirlSarah GOD I wish that were me. (Super happy for you though!) @laurelaiissexy *offers hugs* I hope you feel better soon. @FreyaSilver I suddenly got a real scary mental image of Slimer breast feeding... "@ZJemptv Oh look, a TERF is gaslighting. I'm so shocked." @catgirlspls @ContraPoints Tabby gonna bash a fash 💜 @FreyaSilver THE MILK IS HAAAAAAAAAAUNTED @FreyaSilver Consider also: Booberry "Nope, wait, she might be dead. Dammit. https://t.co/St0OH4zEgj" "@ZJemptv This is the really frustrating part of this advice. The truth is undeniable that if you're asking, you are. T*RFs twist that truth, though." @XylariaVG That's pretty much how I feel. @XylariaVG I've never been interested in watching TOS other than the movies. "@XylariaVG lol, it's cool. I just meant the pilot that didn't star Shatner, but that's not what you meant so no worries." "@XylariaVG Didn't know the pilot was even canon. But yeah, that otherwise sounds right." Guess theres plenty of time between TOS & TNG for 100 years of no contact? Thought someone else said this was RIGHT after last TOS movie tho "Plus I thought I read this was outside the timeline split of the Abrams Trek? That would mean it would have to be pre-TOS, post-Enterprise." "Someone was saying Discovery was between TOS and TNG? That ain't right, they just said the Federation hasn't seen Klingons for 100 years." @XylariaVG @Kalindlara But the ad also has to have regular Sheldon just to insult us. Awww thank you!! <3 <3 <3 https://t.co/IJO8CIl8nd I want more scenes with the Daft Punk cyborg lady. #StarTrekDiscovery "@XylariaVG Probably, lol" "I don't know/care who the army guy on the left is, but everyone about this image deeply offends me. https://t.co/qrAjAtFgwP" @XylariaVG Watching it in Chrome seems to have fixed it. I'm a weird Firefox user. "@XylariaVG No dice. Thank you, though." Good news: I did not have to watch another ad after reloading. Bad news: It didn't fix the issue. https://t.co/NHhAZBS9Ha @LuigiThirty @CBS Pretty much. If I like it'll buy the season on Bluray too though. I don't WANT to not give them money for their work. "@CBS Granted, I would PREFER like, the whole season in like mp4 format or something but I'll meet you half way." "Here's an idea, @CBS. I give you like $30 you you give me like an iTunes season pass or something. Stop with the proprietary player bullshit" So yeah the player is doing this in fullscreen. Small screen is just black. Can't wait to reload to watch another ad. https://t.co/6ZUQklXtyH "@XylariaVG You can pay extra to have a version without ads, but your free trial is shorter. Only two days. But still, fuck that." "There will likely be no shortage of pirated downloads of Star Trek Discovery in the coming weeks. Nice job, CBS." CBS streaming site doesn't allow you to use ad block. I will be canceling my subscription before the free trial is up. Lucky Charms is the best cereal fight me @RedPandaism @torpedobeats @AnnaDorableGirl @commiesona @Ulexar >_> *blushes* "@JTWhitworth My earliest ship was probably Mimi/Sora from Digimon when I was a VERY young egg, long before I knew I was a lesbian. <3" Top favorite gay ships: - Korrasami - Kigo - Tyzula - I don't think there's a cute ship name for Harley/Ivy How to increase my interest in any ship: Make it gay. @FreyaSilver Oh well yeah that goes without saying. :P "@RedPandaism Just thought I'd mention that in case that helped. I'm guessing that's probably not the issue, though." "@RedPandaism Oh! I thought of another thing, though. For me I can no longer really masturbate on demand. I can't force being horny." @ProfoundlyLazy @RedPandaism For me personally this has been indispensable since starting HRT. @crunkelstilskin Thanks! @RedPandaism Yeah I saw the other thread... this is definitely something where your mileage may vary. For me vibration helps immensely. Sorry. :/ "@RedPandaism We can take this to DMs at any point, but are you just using your hand?" @FreyaSilver Okay well the first two episodes were streamed for free on their site around the time they aired. But maybe that was a limited time thing. @RedPandaism Is this something you'd like some suggestions for how to help make it less disappointing? I might have some tips. @Kalindlara Please don't. Can I DM you? The chat on adult swim's site is saying I need a cable subscription to watch it live. Since when? How do I watch the new Rick & Morty legally without a cable subscription? It seemed really easy when the new season started. "@Kalindlara Please don't hate yourself. It's okay, I'm not mad. <3" "@Kalindlara Please stop. I'm wrong, you're right. I don't care anymore." "@Kalindlara I don't collect Amiibos so maybe the Fire Emblem ones never came back or something, but some of them were produced twice. That happened." @Kalindlara There were second runs many months after there should have been. All I'm saying is they make second runs months after we assume they're done "@Kalindlara Eventually products will be discontinued. I'm just saying they take their time with doing a second or third tun, but they do do it." @Kalindlara Well NOW it's too late. You kinda missed the window. I'm pretty sure I saw all of those like a year or more after they were scarce. @TaraHorror Hopefully later though there will be more. See also: They're making more NES Classics after saying they were done. "@XylariaVG I'd also want Banjo-Tooie, Kirby 64, Ocarina and Majora." @Kalindlara None taken at all. @Kalindlara ...until finally they overload the market and you can get most of them fairly easily. At least a lot of the initially rare Smash ones. @Kalindlara This is just like the Amiibo shortage. We spend a year or years saying they're making artificial scarcity while they stay silent... "@Kalindlara Pretty much, lol. But Nintendo is making more SNES Classics AND starting production on more NES Classics too." "People heap praise on Mario 64 & it's still pretty good, but BK took what it did and ran with it. It's the best 3D platformer of that era." "DK64 was released for the WiiU so it's safe to say that will be included, but at they very least you need Banjo-Kazooie." If they're going to make an N64 Classic they BETTER secure the Rareware titles. "@mothumentary You can get a first week for free but you need to provide a credit card. I'm sure there is a pirated copy somewhere online, though." @mothumentary I've heard good things! I just signed up for the CBS streaming service to watch it even though I'll never use it for anything else... @mothumentary Star Trek Discovery. I believe it premiered today on like some online service? I still need to watch it but I've seen the trailer. "I love how alien the new Klingons look, but the annoying thing is... you know... retcons. They keep doing that to Klingons." But we REALLY need allies. We can't do this alone. "...and possibly feels like betraying the home team, so to speak. If you're uneducated about how bad they are, at least." "I imagine for a lot of cis women, engaging with T*RFs is both kinda scary because of harassment..." "@odinsdream The optimist in me wants to say they're out there and we miss it, but sadly I've noticed the same." "@XylariaVG Nice! That's a place to start, thank you." "I don't know if any of my followers are or were bronies or comic fans, but if anyone knows, let me know!" "The IDW logo is rainbow-colored, and some of the other #1's at the shop at the time (right after I knew there was a 2nd run) were not." I'm PRETTY SURE my signed copy of My Little Pony #1 is a first run but I'm not sure how to confirm that. Shit like this makes me embarrassed to be an American. https://t.co/lKPOZa9U76 @XylariaVG I am not. :P @laurelaiissexy @Flowabelle Well I corrected that error. Thank you! Right mouse button is dead. :/ Gonna need to order a new one. "Hwy @TERFblocker if this guy isn't already on the list, he should be. https://t.co/usL5RZgmTW" "@smokyprogg @cham3l3ons This looks similar to a pic that a certain site that helps you narrow down your favorites spits out, but I forgot the url." @thelindsayellis Surely you can still hear them on the AM radio? "@nebel_gewehr I mean... I'll let my friends cum on ME, does that count?" LRT after The Collapse I'm not going to be any less gayer. @nebel_gewehr Aww thank you 💕 @gdiClaire Awww D: @gdiClaire Do I have a mutual here in the pot capital of America? :3c @PetitePasserine OMG REALLY. brb resubbing now @ChaKatKimber I don't know either D: D: D: buttheywerebothsubs.jpg @XylariaVG All cute trans girls have an open invitation <3 (spoilers you're all cute) @ChaKatKimber Honestly just show up and domme me the slightest amount and my mouth is yours. @manakete That's fair. If any cute trans girls want to deliver some pot to my house I'll suck your dick for payment. "@PetitePasserine He's still not chubby, is he? :/" @MagsVisaggs OMG that's wonderful! I'm continually proud of my home state of Colorado for so many reason. @FauxPup Truth. @AliceAvizandum Yes miss. The roommate have sex in the shower right next door is NOT HELPING my current thirst problems. She's *ahem* noisy. @MattyFranklyn Hey if you have $80 to drop right here right now it's yours. But I added it to my watch list and I'm grabbing ASAP. :P "This is all your fault, @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/D8VwTiPSPk" @MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark https://t.co/mbla4WVwWG @TheBigLoaf Then no worries. :) @TheBigLoaf Just don't openly hit on me. Thin ice. "@Aleharia Eh, I don't mind blocking them for now. If it gets bad I'll look into options like that." "At least the guy was up front about his gender, sexuality, and the fact that he likes to chat with women in his profile. No thanks, buddy." "I don't ALWAYS want to have to specify girldick. Shouldn't have to. It says I'm trans and gay in my profile, do the math." When I posted that dick sucking tweet I just KNEW I'd have at least one cishet dude respond. Blegh. "@JaceBeleren13 I'm gay, go away." "@MattyFranklyn @OneLameShark OMG I always forget that Baroness exists! My Joe love is limited to... just about her, really. I need that set, fuck." @manakete >:3c *shrivels into dust like in The Last Crusade* https://t.co/Zljl7sAwNb @TaraHorror <3 "@manakete I'm 90% talk, but I have a few ideas on how to shut me up." "Tired: Horny on main Wired: All I have is main, gimme yer dick" If anyone would like their dick sucked for a few hours I'm down. @direhellswan 10/10 Stardew gf choice "@norintha Well this was especially weird because I truly don't know her other than her face, but usually new followers are randos." With each new trans follower my power only grows. When I reach my final form we shall defeat the cis once and for all. I've probably seen her comment a million times on other trans twitters but nailing down exactly where is impossible at this point. tfw your circle of trans friends grows so big that when you get a new follower you actually just recognize her face if nothing else It makes perfect sense-- it's G1 done for the third time. I just saw someone refer to Transformers CHUG/Generations as G3 and I'm frankly shocked I hadn't heard anyone use that term sooner. @hotdiggedydemon Sonic the Hedgedog "@TrancewithMe Zinnia is a far stronger woman than I am, but no one deserves this kind of harassment. T*RFs are scum." @Speed_Freak01 Better shot of this thing. https://t.co/hToBVzkY4O @OneLameShark Antagony. Botcon '98 I think? Repaint of Inferno and one of the few female characters in Beast Wars. Goes for several hundred nowadays. @Speed_Freak01 @OneLameShark Thanks lol "@Speed_Freak01 @OneLameShark NO ONE in the autograph line recognized the toy, weirdly enough." @Speed_Freak01 @OneLameShark Yes. :3 @ContraPoints Every new character you create is my favorite. I love Tabby. @OneLameShark https://t.co/p4MZkJvU85 @30_Helens Can I ask when you started transitioning? @Aleharia *hugs* @30_Helens OMG can I just say I'm super happy to find this out officially! You're such a huge inspiration to me. <3 <3 <3 @FauxPup @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith @norintha @CosmicConure Ugh. Same. @30_Helens (I didn't want to assume you were trans because I felt that would be rude but I'm glad I was right. I love following inspiring trans people) @30_Helens Humor can be so freeing. I love making trans jokes when I'm with my cis friends. Really takes the awkwardness away from it. Normalizes it. @FauxPup @rCharlotteSmith @norintha @CosmicConure Hot. @Aleharia From what I've seen you've grown into a much better person now. 💕 @Kalindlara @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Electrolysis hurts more. :/ "@Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith I am a confessed lesbian, I admit." "Cat ownership, everyone. 🐱 💕 https://t.co/AjNbqnjlcN" @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Kiora's my bea. Her and Vraska. <3 "@rCharlotteSmith U/G are good trans colors. The balance of nature and change, fate and forging your own destiny." "@valeriehalla I'm a big fan of some of the environments really pushing what a Metroid cave can look like, but otherwise I agree." @rCharlotteSmith My first laser appointment is next week :3 Oh my. Right boob has decided to do a little catching up growth-wise. @BIMB0CAT Brovaries. "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha @CosmicConure I know you mean the bad kind, but I'm over here like ""*moans* Abuse meeee""" @lindsaymccall Reminds me of why Neil Gaiman decided to write Coraline-- he couldn't find any horror stories for children at the bookstore. @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @CosmicConure *giggles* "@rCharlotteSmith @Kalindlara @norintha @LayerFaceLain I'm proud of you, Miss Charlotte 💕" @rCharlotteSmith @norintha @CosmicConure That's totally fair. Getting sick AND we have to clean the garage today. I'll be okay but this isn't gonna be fun... "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha @CosmicConure All my immediate family would be more freaked out about finding what kinky stuff I'm into than I would, I think." @Ryskyter *purrs* @rCharlotteSmith Truth. I'm reasonably certain I'm getting sick... @AliceAvizandum This has made my morning thank you @rCharlotteSmith @LayerFaceLain (Right??) I'm too scared to see how they're faring before knowing I have the space to save them from the elements. All my old beanie babies are in a tub in the garage and I don't have room for them elsewhere until I sell more stuff. LRT I still have my Princess Diana beanie baby and no she's not worth thousands of dollars. @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Saaaaame It sounded like one of my cats was vomiting WHILE running down the hall. It's too goddamn early in the morning to investigate. @MagsVisaggs Growth mindset! @Kalindlara Same tbh @FauxPup Can confirm: Just did it to be sure. @AliceAvizandum Holy shit you're gorgeous!! @MagsVisaggs *offers hugs* @MagsVisaggs FUCKING GROSS. @MagsVisaggs Ain't that the fucking truth. "@XylariaVG @rCharlotteSmith That sounds incredibly hot, sign me up!" Of fuck I just remembered girls can have vaginas. That's totally a thing isn't it. "@XylariaVG @rCharlotteSmith It's like, I want to be that person but I'm already a trans girl so I'm very confused." @rCharlotteSmith That's kinda hot. https://t.co/wijUjTNpUb @RedPandaism Absolutely gorgeous! <3 <3 <3 https://t.co/E48tcuPWdp https://t.co/YEfytPqNzQ https://t.co/RrwYJEWnL1 https://t.co/UHEDt2jelV https://t.co/XxhMyKZIeM https://t.co/qVZ6kdMEVi https://t.co/T0zrOlcVSf https://t.co/zpU5qkoX1C https://t.co/olAiFiVi7L https://t.co/id3SULrw8c https://t.co/7ZdnZQoA0T https://t.co/77AEnzZRSj https://t.co/h6w1VcoQkF https://t.co/8FXBeuhN64 https://t.co/GsivmGCXbY https://t.co/VdHtov5BIX https://t.co/CcPUFl0cBr My neck is so stiff and I have no idea why. @ZJemptv Your smirk is adorable. @ZJemptv Be kinky and proud! "@toygrind @nickhardyphoto ""Two waves late since 2008"" Brilliant." @rCharlotteSmith Charlotte you're the biggest tran i know💕 @Sabriality 😍😍😍 @mosswyrm Yes there's a fan theory I quite like that states that the tribe that performed those hexing rituals were the Twili. "@SecretCanti Oh if it was years ago I wouldn't feel right critiquing it. But I'm a fan either way, lol." @00d4n1 @ZJemptv This must be it. @wpgFactoid Reminds me of my favorite song mislabeling from the Kazaa days: Teenage Wasteland by Baba O'Riley :P I had a bad experience on Tumblr with someone finding a post because of that acronym. Never again. "@PrincessMonst3r @ZJemptv Oh that's not nearly as hilarious as I was expecting. Yeah, I think they're trying to draw a connection to MRA's." Torn between censoring T*RF to keep the wrong ppl from finding my tweets and not censoring it because they think it's a slur. @ZJemptv TRA's? I'm usually good at deciphering acronyms but T*RF gibberish seems beyond by capabilities. "@SecretCanti (Even without that, I'll say I unironically love this)" @SecretCanti I'm extremely tempted to give a serious critique of this. "@TaraHorror I do think it's a person, though. She's just striking what should be an impossible balance of robotic and lifelike in all the right ways." "@TaraHorror Well, that's the thing-- she's actually not doing a fantastic job of looking ""robotic."" There's some subtle movements there." Neither The Uncanny Valley nor clowns freak me out and I think there might be a correlation there. "I have found that I'm nearly immune to the effects of the Uncanny Valley, but I legitimately can't tell if this is a real person or not. https://t.co/2TQXCCIuVA" "@Eremitpurpur This was certainly part of my journey. Sometimes it makes me worry there aren't any real cis allies, just egg allies." "I might not WANT that, Splinter, but I still need it until further notice." @XylariaVG (All the theaters around here thankfully let you pick your seat when you buy the ticket so you can arrive right when the movie starts) @XylariaVG Adblock helps. Also not going to see a movie 20 minutes before it starts. I get unreasonably angry about fucking commercials before my movie @direhellswan [lesbianing intensifies] @TaraHorror @AnnaDorableGirl Indeed! @AnnaDorableGirl I shit you not there's a Pokemon that's a flying Brontosaurus. Sometimes Splinter will very lightly nibble new things in his surroundings. I'm wearing pajama pants and he's in my lap... "@bedsafely The ""a animal"" rather than ""an animal"" really brings the gag together." Splinter was kind enough to pose for a photo for you all. 🐀 💕 https://t.co/Sl8UIRbCjl "@TaraHorror I only have two, and good luck with Bubbles. :P Splinter will let you, though." "So I'm like 80% certain one of my rats, Splinter, has learned to throw food at me when he wants out (his cage is near my desk)." "So, funny story, speaking of two of those bands, this song actually exists: https://t.co/eX7pe2QnR3 https://t.co/IkiuyWBcYU" https://t.co/jRUZsMqPTZ Oh Christ they're following me now what have I done. "Okay real funny, @RJustinTalk. I couldn't even tell you a Bieber song with a gun to my head. https://t.co/umN5lNzzRe" @FauxPup I agree. So anyway I now know the name Kylie Jenner because people keep complaining that people are only talking about her and not Puerto Rico. A few years back the ONLY time I every heard about Justin Bieber was when adults would complain about not being able to avoid him. (spoilers this was about @UnexpectedAmy) @UnexpectedAmy This picture is a work of art. """Oh this trans woman seems cool"" (she's already following me) FUCK I missed one!" "I should give Plastic Beach a listen before committing to that opinion, though. Humanz was... I just couldn't get into it." I have tried SO HARD to get into their other stuff. People aren't kidding when they say the band tries a new genres with each album. """I love Demon Days"" ""You mean Gorillaz?"" ""...No.""" "@AmeliaCarehart I'd have to dig through my business cards to make sure, but it looks like the same style." "@TiaZenSin I do love the melody of that part, but the lyrics are pretty weird. Though as said elsewhere, Weezer lyrics are pretty weird." "@AmeliaCarehart I have that framed on my wall! You should really credit the artist, though... she seemed cool at the con I bought her poster at." @TaraHorror I should look into the b-sides. That's a side (haw) of Weezer I'm unfamiliar with. @TaraHorror Only In Dreams is weirdly unrated (or at least not mentioned enough). I blame the radio stations for never playing it because it's so long. @XylariaVG Seems that way! "@TaraHorror Pinkerton is still probably my favorite album of all time, despite Across The Sea and Pink Triangle being super, SUPER gross." "@TiaZenSin That one is tolerable in my opinion. Reminds me a bit of my favorite parts of Maladroit, aka the most underrated Weezer album." "(I had heard of Yeah Yeah Yeahs before but never listened. I want to put a ""The"" in front of that name but Google tells me not to)" "My Epoxies station introduced me to three artists I'm looking into now at least: Metric, The Sounds and Yeah Yeah Yeahs." "@TaraHorror You know, you're not wrong. But the older albums have been baked into my subconscious enough that I'm not bothered by them." "I do unironically love The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, though. It's the right kind of stupid IMO." Like an idiot I still bought the album. Then the one after that. The Red Album is... *vurbs* different? @wpgFactoid I knew someone would prove me wrong. :P "Beverly Hills was RIGHT at the moment I realized I didn't care much for Weezer anymore, but it's a catchy song I'll admit." (It's Pumped Up Kicks because of course it is. Name another Foster The People song without looking) "Like yes, I like this song. You're just playing shit I like which is cool, but does this mean every Pandora station becomes the same thing?" Okay now that Foster The People is on my Epoxies radio it's just sounding like my five-year-old generic iTunes playlist goddammit. @XylariaVG @EightPillows But keeping it mysterious would have been better. @XylariaVG @EightPillows The only thing I like about it is the Child Timeline because it has two of my favorites-- Majora and Twilight Princess. @EightPillows @XylariaVG Real talk the Zelda timeline was a mistake. "@XylariaVG Of course you'd have endless game theory YouTube episodes trying to determine the ""real"" one." @XylariaVG I'd accept that. Make the origin multiple choice. @DeathByCapital It's by far my favorite Zelda game for the characters alone. @XylariaVG I agree as long as we DON'T learn more about Majora. I worry Nintendo won't be able to resist. "There doesn't seem to be a clip on YouTube but when the giants in Majora's Mask tell you to ""Forgive him"" it makes me cry every time." Is it a god? A demon? Where does it fit into Hyrulian mythology? Who knows. And that's really unsettling. The mystery makes it more terrifying. Ancient people used the mask in hexing rituals. That's about all the back story we get. "My favorite think about Majora's Mask (the mask itself, not the game) is we never even learn that much about Majora." "Hey @YouTube I have over 3,000 favorites at this point. How there not a favorites-based search bar yet?" @Sabriality Well that gives me some courage to try it! @Sabriality I love your hair! No idea if I'd be able to pull off a look like that but I've always liked that style. @CareBearCase Best time of year to have the window open at night and wrap up in ALL the blankets :3 @JordanUhl Does he sincerely think trans people have preferred pronouns JUST to be offended? I bet if he was misgendered he'd be annoyed too. @ZJemptv Grats! It really is. <3 @rCharlotteSmith Trans AND gay he done fucked up twice. @isolfurj Haha! Mine arrived yesterday small world. <3 @rCharlotteSmith Too late lol @hotdiggedydemon Accurate. I'm the worst at reading books but I recently bought Whipping Girl and since I'm gonna be between jobs again I'm gonna try to finish it. @Shubbabang Relatable content. @CiaraTheBraid @gogardeningvids Saaaaaaame @gogardeningvids Nor have I ever heard of this account. "I've literally never gardened in my life, @gogardeningvids https://t.co/3PNOOv1xSR" "In case anyone was wondering, America is still a nightmare hellscape. https://t.co/bsbJMZ1qn6" "@JTWhitworth If after like five years I'm still not happy I'm gonna save for a boob job, lol." "(My avatar was made with a Snapchat filter. Looks great, but is no indication of my makeup skills)" I'm an artist. I know starting out I'm going to suck. But badly-drawn doodles don't have the potential to trigger dysphoria... A friend tried to help me with it right after I came out and I absolutely appreciated it but the end result was... pretty bad. I have makeup. I have a little fancy light-up mirror. Now I just need to get over my paralyzing fear of experimenting/practicing. Good doggo. https://t.co/IUbkD2ejf5 @Cosmos_Cookie Really adds to the piece IMO I get to be a girl AND like girls it's the FUCKING best somebody tell teenage me it gets so much better holy shit. Who would have thought all those bullies in school that called me gay were completely right but for the wrong reasons? @BIMB0CAT Hey same! "@Sabriality Yeeeeeeeah that sounds about right. I'm mostly joking saying 14 weeks should be enough, but I am quite impatient :P" @Kalindlara @Prisma_Punk @Vexzal Cuuuuuuuuute!!!😍😍😍 @Kalindlara Oooh I look forward to them! :3 @Anarchanti It is weird to think about how we were all certain she'd win... @Anarchanti Our winner take all voting system pretty much forces people who are paying attention to begrudgingly tow the party line. Painful boob lumps have diminished significantly and instead of being happy I'm kinda worried. (If only) Okay but like at what point am i gonna have like proper tits surely 14 weeks is long enough. @pongonism Fund it. @RainBlackKat Do some size changing stuff. Shrink and then get giant. I just avoid topics that might trigger him. But it's amusing that this is only strengthening my opinion that cishet dudes are the worst. He dislikes labels and hates being told what is or isn't okay by other groups. "The roommate's bf has sarcastically said, ""Apparently the most evil thing ever because I'm a straight white guy.""" "@TiaZenSin Absolutely. But I'm also just craving like, the experience of a pipe and a lighter. I just weirdly miss it." I think the next time I buy pot I might skip the edibles and go for some bud. I kinda miss smoking a little? Is that weird? "@ZJemptv Wacky Tabacky? I'm struggling to think of a single trans girl I know who isn't, actually. Myself included." "@ZJemptv Best junk to be on IMO. (But seriously ""on the junk""? Was that EVER a term?)" @ameliaangelfuck @emuchaton RIGHT!? @RainBlackKat Truly we are living in the future. @TrancewithMe There's a... gremlin... on the wing! "@ChromeTyranno There's only one and it's Totodile. In fact, there's literally only one starter in the entire series and it's Totodile." @XylariaVG God I know that feeling. "Holy fucking shit preach it, sister. Thread. https://t.co/VSHANJPtrf" Two potential fursonas I've been considering are an archaeopteryx and a salamander and you can be DAMN sure they'll have tits. "@RainBlackKat Seriously I cant stand the Anti-Lizard Tit Brigade. Their argument is entirely based subjective opinion yet they try to cloak in ""science.""" "@RainBlackKat It's almost as if ""anthropomorphising"" involved adding human attributes or something." @SatanaKennedy Yes miss! "@Sabriality I'd love to be known as patient zero of the lesbianism outbreak, lol." @Kalindlara This is extremely relevant to my interests. "@XylariaVG Ah nevermind. My mistake, lol" @XylariaVG No it's a Nightmare on Elm Street episode. @Kalindlara @norintha I think she might have made her account private? I'm not 100% sure that's how it works but she mentioned that recently. Too many transphobes @norintha @Aleharia @ZJemptv Yeah no more No Reason Boners does wonders "@ZJemptv God I can't wait! The smaller & cuter there better, please." @ZJemptv I was never that concerned with size even before transitioning. Maybe it's because I'm trans but I never understood the obsession. @Baronesa1980 I do not and now I'm glad I don't lol. I'm 30 but also a baby tran so my timeline is all over the place. @Maiamancer I'm sorry. That's completely valid. I hope my bringing all this up didn't upset you. @Baronesa1980 Recognizing the problematic issues is important. It's not flawless. Hopefully we can learn from it. I was just feeling a bit nostalgic. @Maiamancer The series isn't perfect. The good parts stuck with me even when I didn't know what the bad parts were. That has to count for something. "@Maiamancer I did not remember when I first tweeted. Death, an Endless more powerful than any god, recognized her gender, though." "The series was certainly a product of its era and is not without it's problematic issues, but I'm still grateful to Neil Gaiman. https://t.co/86xZYbiuK3" "Ah yes, Wanda. Like I said it's been many years. https://t.co/c5TpgflETb" No dysphoria. Death greets her as a woman. It's been years and I was DEEP in egg mode when I read it but that scene stuck with me. "Remember that trans female character in that one Sandman story where, after she dies someone sees her with Death and her soul is gorgeous?" @ContraPoints I eagerly await hearing about it! I only started about a month and a half before you and hearing other transition stories can really help. @ContraPoints OMG congrats Contra! Have you felt any changes yet? For me it was a good two months before I felt a difference mentally. @thelindsayellis I'm so tired. @ZJemptv Good idea! <3 @emuchaton Same tbh @SnakeGirlSarah @pouchedfox I have the same problem... "Once I've sold all the obvious stuff, I'm going to reevaluate the ""keep"" pile. Laser Prime deserves one more round." "Despite listing him on eBay earlier, I've decided to keep TR Laser Optimus Prime. I love G2 too much. Canceled the listing." @XylariaVG Sounds like you're about to get Shwifty. """Unfollowing take care."" I'm speechless but maybe I shouldn't be. This is like the bad joke version of a Libertarian I'd write. https://t.co/7yY47QChkB" @XylariaVG So at that point I consider it fair game to correct them when they inevitably get it wrong. Most Millennials are no longer teenagers. "@XylariaVG Here's the thing, though: If a person is complaining about Millennials, they've already implicitly agreed to the concept of generations." "@XylariaVG It's useful up to a point, but I'll admit most people try to take its usefulness past its limits." "Generation Y is our other (better) moniker, and we're not gonna lose that alternate name anytime soon given the next gen is Gen Z." "I'm a Millennial. Did I ""come of age"" in the year 2000 at age 13? Depends on what you mean by that, but for the most part, no." "Even though the year you're born has little to do with who you end up being, it's a better way to categorize generations IMO." "Because of fucking COURSE people assume it means ""born around the new millennium."" Same basic idea for Baby Boomers." "Millennial was the worst fucking name for a generation born in the mid 80's. It was actually coined back then, but it's still dumb." @corvomancer @DickCoughlan @m_m_myers I was born in '87. I was fully capable of speaking through the entire decade of the 90's. OP in screenshot is dumb. @LeftAtLondon Does calling you the cutest count? Because you are. :3 "(""Believable"" by Metroid terms anyway)" I love how believable the cave systems are in Samus Returns! Look at that alien dragon friend back there. :3 https://t.co/TWD8GyXVdx "@ZJemptv I think your presence is important in the trans community, but self care is more important. I need to start checking the mailing list more!" @protozoetrope Holy shit congrats! @XylariaVG @Kalindlara I fully support this. @XylariaVG @Kalindlara GOD yes. Also if we could trade the somewhat abstract concept of height it'd be perfect. "@XylariaVG @Kalindlara Trans body swap program when!? Dammit, medical science, move faster!" Seriously the shit I would trade for some hips. *slams fists on table* It's 2017! Where's the high tech future pills that will give me hips and a more feminine voice? "@ReadingRidley My god, I hadn't even considered that!" "@PorygonTHE2ND Those are good games! It's cool though, I'm not completely stuck yet. :P" @Aleharia Oh good to know! @PorygonTHE2ND Samus Returns! The game's being kind mean about it too-- I can't leave without the upgrade. D:< I can tell I'm going to get the Screw Attack in not-Norfair now I just need to find it. "@SecretCanti Oooh, I like these. Where'd you get them?" @princessfloof OMG you too??? "@drenpile_mark I think the emoji is a lizard, but close enough, right? And I am more than okay with being compared to a fire elemental, lol." "The artist in me finds it convenient that there's a fanon explanation for her shoulders, it all." I'm mostly joking here-- Samus needs to be trans because I love her and the original devs joked about it so now it's real just to spite them https://t.co/HuAu8GvJKx "@drenpile_mark Thanks! I'm GreenSalamander on Tumblr, so I thought this was appropriate, lol. As a kid I had a salamander character I drew all the time." @drenpile_mark Like a week ago maybe? I changed it because this is no longer my professional art Twitter and I dont want my name out there as a trans woman @BlazerBluejeans *whines* staaaaahp "@FauxPup As I understand it, that was something of a throwaway joke by the devs. However I and many other trans people have made it fanon in defiance" Samus transitioned using alien bird technology and no one can convince me otherwise. Take a look at where the joints of her shoulders are and then compare it to cosplayers (or the Japanese ad for I think Super Metroid?). Samus needs to be trans if for no other reason than it would explain her exceptionally wide shoulders. "@drenpile_mark I haven't really dug into a Metroid game since Zero Mission, but I'm really liking it!" Spam the fire button after the strike but don't hit the control stick. Samus will aim right for the foe she just struck. "Here's a tip that took me too long to figure out in Samus Returns: After a melee strike to a charging enemy, you don't need to aim your gun" I mean yeah of course the Chozo were there at some point. Nintendo likes its tradition and they give the armor upgrades. Still looks new tho I'm really liking the game so far. SR388 feels like a very different planet from previous Metroid games in a really refreshing way. Got the Varia suit in Samus Returns. It just isn't Samus without that huge shoulder pauldrons. "@cora_made_of After it was pointed out to be the Babadook (in the storybook, anyway) is a blackface caricature I really couldn't go back to tolerating it." I don't really need to be craving a cheeseburger right now. I've been so bad with money with past couple of days. @BlazerBluejeans I figured. No worries. :P My response would be that that's still really problematic even if it wasn't Pennywise's fault. "@cora_made_of Absolutely. I think if we're to be charitable, very few queer people ""taking back"" monsters like IT wanted those attributes." "If you really want queer-coded monsters, Nightbreed is a movie that already exists (not to say we couldn't have more movies like it tho) https://t.co/RR70XBUqpI" "@cora_made_of Totally. I understand the impulse of wanting to ""take back"" the idea of being a monster, but the cishets won't see it that way." There's a reason they're monsters. It's more likely you're setting up a problematic comparison than anything else. Sorry. Babadook's design has some obvious and uncomfortable roots in blackface. Pennywise murdered a gay man in the book. "Here's a safe bet: As funny as it is, it's probably smartest to avoid making literal monsters LGBT icons." "Okay, got a good batch of Transformers photographed for eBay. Now the trick is spending a couple hours LISTING them..." Anyone remember if this... I wanna say 2009 re-release of 2006 Bumblebee came with his jet ski jet pack? I'm doing eBay auctions. https://t.co/hnXgbX3b10 "@MagsVisaggs Beach Boys are really good at ""reverberating in your skull"" tunes." "Despite their reputation, pit bulls are VERY good with kids. Just loving dogs all around. https://t.co/Vam0L1fdSC" "I don't know a thing about Guyver, but... I think I need this??? https://t.co/SBaYTWPRGs" @Kalindlara @AnnaDorableGirl I may or may not have gotten the idea from said artist. :P "@AnnaDorableGirl Jund polycule! Make it canon, Wizards." @AnnaDorableGirl Blue and Black might be allies but I always felt Liliana/Chandra made a much better couple. "If you want to hear a description of it, the RedLetterMedia guys do so in their review. CW: Descriptions of gore and suffering innocents." "But sure, I get why the movie has so much buzz around it for being so shocking. Youre not ""supposed"" to get away with shit like that in film" "Okay so the big gross scene in Mother! makes sense within the metaphor, but sounds like it's not really worth it otherwise." "ESPECIALLY with a mostly brand new IP. Some of us don't like dropping $15 on a movie we've never heard of with nothing but a ""Trust me.""" "Like, in either case, but a spoiler warning up front by all means, but don't ever play the ""I'm not telling you ANYTHING"" game. Fuck you." "I'm extremely spoilerphobic for shit I care a lot about, but if I don't care at all I find the avoidance of spoilers very annoying." "Moviebob was all ""I'm not telling you shit, so go out and see this emotionally taxing movie to know for yourself!"" Fuck off." RLM usually has a spoiler section so I have high hopes. They just started the video with more cryptic bullshit and I'm sick of it. Fuck. Please for the love of christ someone spoil Mother! for me. I'm not interested in watching a stressful movie and I'm tried of the games. Hot new idea: Werewolf GIRLfriends siri send tweet "@DeathByCapital I agree. I guess I'm kinda just venting, apologies." @DeathByCapital At a certain point all of it feels like pointless harassment. @DeathByCapital The issue is it's impossible to weed out the people arguing in bad faith and the people trying to argue in good faith with bad evidence. @DeathByCapital It's hard when you're a prominent trans person on Twitter and are barraged with T*RFs daily. But I agree with you for the most part. @DeathByCapital So perhaps another way to look at it is the person barging into the convo should provide the sources? Less of a focus on positive claims. "@DeathByCapital Yes, it's a reversal of the burden of proof. But it's the result of echo chambers and when it's on our side it's understandable IMO." "@DeathByCapital If a person is 100% convinced their position is backed up by exhaustive evidence, it makes perfect sense that they'd send you to a bookstore" "@DeathByCapital The unfortunate fact is, it's no one's job to educate another person, even if that person is right." "@DeathByCapital Yeah but people on our side do it all the time in response to say, TERFs demanding scientific validation for trans people." @rCharlotteSmith Um excuse me what exactly are you implying??? @rCharlotteSmith They want to create a divide between what they consider observable and non-observable so they can then claim evolution is the latter. "@OneLameShark I got the Takara version almost entirely for the extra paint aps on the buzzsaw guns, lol" @OneLameShark Hasbro or Takara? @RealDorianDawes That's quite literally a eureka moment. @Aleharia There is such a thing as being post-transition. We each just get there at our own pace. @Aleharia Yeah that's why I feel getting my voice right would help so much. I MIGHT be nearly androgynous at best but not with my voice. @Aleharia In what way? @HalfHearted_JG @egoraptor Sminkledorfed!! @BaileyJayTweets (I also have way too many stuffed animals) "@BaileyJayTweets I could have sworn you were older than me! Is it weird that I was recently thinking about this? I'm only 30 though, so not a huge difference" LRT THAT'S how you do an elf on a shelf meme. @TechiesLikeUs DM'd "@XylariaVG Yeah. The hard part is to make any real progress I'm going to have to LISTEN to my voice, which is... hard. Not gonna give up, though." "@XylariaVG And lucky me, it's by far the biggest source of dysphoria for me..." Most of the time I feel like I'm not making any real progress. "I feel like if I could get this stupid voice thing figured out I'd be 1,000x happier with my transition." @valeriehalla I've never really figured out what rss feeds were or how to set them up... One (1) Emma https://t.co/deVneOXJiT "Types of cats that live in my house: (1) Tortoise shell, (1) Black cat, (1) Half-Ragdoll, and... (1) Emma." @gdiClaire Nice @MagsVisaggs Black kitties are the most sweetest. :3 @FreyaSilver Is Red/White okay? https://t.co/5ljFh1OgUq @FreyaSilver *looks up actuallesbians* OH! I get it. Um... how trans friendly are they? "@FreyaSilver Well, all the cards from Ixalan are spoiled, but there will of course be one more set in the block!" @rCharlotteSmith same tbh @cambrian_era I strongly believe this was why I found sex so unappealing before coming to terms with the fact I was trans. Basically had the wrong parts. "LRT Goblins are some of my favorite fantasy creatures and my favorite race in WoW, but... they're not wrong. Very problematic." I much prefer the similar Livin' on a Prayer meme. Felt like more creativity was present in those. https://t.co/2zL79g0xQv "It was funny when my response was ""How does L*ci Gr**n rhyme with smurf?"" but otherwise the Elf/Shelf meme is just ""Things rhyme!"" Funny...?" @AnaMardoll I recommend @TERFblocker. The person you're responding to is already blocked for me. I should really tidy up my room AND sell some stuff on eBay... I'll call it a win if I can manage to do either. girldick - Woman - Gorgon - Black/Green - Pirate Wizards stop pandering to me wtf I love her. https://t.co/77qjKrAHMH "@Kalindlara Looks to be a pretty token-heavy set, so I imagine that's intentional." I LOVE the flavor text on this. Vraska is Black AND Green. Lots of room to be heroic in Green. https://t.co/IH1tlizGV8 "@crunkelstilskin lol I love how well this T*RF blocking app is working. I'm like, ""Look at what?""" "@crunkelstilskin @ZJemptv There's almost everything wrong with being a cishet male, however." @ZJemptv My T*RF Blocker app already has him blocked. @ZJemptv Sounds pretty hot tbh girl abs @protozoetrope @TERFblocker Not familiar with who that is but I definitely want to know when there's a false positive @MagsVisaggs I am feeling so called out rn "@Diamandahagan @RealDorianDawes He seems like one of the good ones now, I dunno." @Sabriality Sink? This is clearly a cat bed you silly human. I have made no secret of my plans to throw eggs at Trump's grave as soon as he dies. Happy that the T*RF-blocking app is working but concerned at how prevalent they are. Feels like I'm wearing the They Live glasses over here. @cambrian_era 😍😍😍 Thread https://t.co/xwTsRP9UIY "@d_m_elms I think my deadname is still on my PayPal, but either way, there you go 💚💚💚" "@genderemix I MIGHT be biased, but consider... Girls." @ChaKatKimber https://t.co/imWBT30TfK @ChaKatKimber Was that tweet deleted or is my T*RF-blocking app working as intended? @SethBuzzard Tapedeck the halls "So done with Discord drama right now. My DMs on there and here are open, but for the time being I am 100% done with group chats." @XylariaVG Never heard of them until this Pandora station but I've liked everything I've heard so far. (The artist was Metric) FINALLY Pandora plays something from That One Artist who I was starting to really like so I can finally look them up on iTunes. Ongoing Epoxies Pandora station discoveries: The Sounds sound like a pretty cool band from what I've heard so far. Hey @wizards_magic & @maro254 I'm not kidding. https://t.co/AUp0YG5FmI "@genderemix (lol I was talking about a tweet of yours, haha)" "You ever see that very particular flavor of chaser where you're like, ""Someone better hatch that egg soon before I scramble them.""" "Hate to subtweet like this, but leave it to the cishets to make something so pure sound transphobic by way of their agreement." "No, cishet dude. Don't like a tweet by a trans woman saying she's gay in response to another trans woman's lewds." @deathpigeon *offers hugs* I'm sorry. :/ @FauxPup @ChaKatKimber I want this tweet framed on my wall. @PackBenPack You could have the dog drive you to the arcade! "@ExistentialEnso I was never male, so I'm not a fan of the term, personally." @ExistentialEnso I legitimately do not know how I escaped 4chan's grasp. "@ExistentialEnso (And yes I think the ""Goddammit Abigail"" adds necessary flavor to the quote)" "@ExistentialEnso Love ContraPoints take on this: ""Well goddammit Abigail every definition is perfect if you ignore everything that doesnt fit the definition""" @rCharlotteSmith I did my duty and TRIED to find the original to RT @rCharlotteSmith Their tweets are protected from non-followers & you have to be approved to follow. Probably why the screenshot was taken. @TransEthics @TERFblocker Thanks for the tip! I don't THINK they're in the same genre(???) Maybe that's not how Pandora exactly works? Genres are weird things anyway. "Other than Weezer I didn't consider myself a fan of any of these bands, but they all comprise music I loved as a teenager." "Okay so it's Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Green Day and now even Coldplay showing up on this Epoxies station." @Aleharia My favorite name for WBR (that tragically was only a local colloquialism) was Newspaper because it's black and white and re(a)d all over. "@EightPillows I'm still behind on my IDW reading, but I'm pretty sure Nautica is gay and Arcee is trans (kinda?)." @Aleharia She's Mardu. The wedges have names now. :P https://t.co/V6deRTaOU4 (together their colors make up the colors of the lesbian flag. COINCIDENCE???) No I mean my toy collection is going to be quite literally gayer. https://t.co/zMOaKVHJkD @Aleharia https://t.co/8KmirreI0N "@Aleharia Wait a sec, you dropped out after RTR? Did you know we got a canonical trans character? She's not a planeswalker, though." @Aleharia Kamigawa is one of the planes that they often say they can't return to due to player disinterest. They said that about a third Un set tho... "@Aleharia Make her not from Ravnica, then. I just used Simic as a shorthand. I love the way Ixalan is looking, maybe she's from there!" And she'd be U/G / Simic. @FauxPup @vedia_lupae https://t.co/D6Xu2Ck8cI @FauxPup @vedia_lupae Are you saying Muffet is a domme? I hope that's what you're saying. @FauxPup @vedia_lupae https://t.co/WCjLy35MfU "@FauxPup @vedia_lupae Her thousands of friends are literal spiders, keep in mind." I want a Planeswalker whose spark ignited after realizing they were trans. The Pixies and The Epoxies picked a pack of pickled peppers. I fucking lost it at that cat on the left. https://t.co/WxDFXw3tLd "My room is gonna be pretty gay, everyone." "Here's what my ""toys I won't sell"" list is looking like so far: - Girls - Plushies - Purple transformers" "LRT I was in a voice chat when I retweeted that and I didn't even read it but I saw ""pink"" ""goth"" and ""lesbian"" and made a call." Give me ALL THE ADS about tampons I'll never need. Glad I updated my name on my Google account. There's also a gender in there! Fixed that. Gimme them targeted female ads. "@rCharlotteSmith I have a mild body horror kink, that looks like implied preg, bondage of course, transformation, and monster girls." @rCharlotteSmith I'm at work :P @BaileyJayTweets Same tbh @ChaKatKimber @norintha Gross! @rCharlotteSmith This checks like five of my kinks good god. @TransEthics Catgirls are trans culture. @isolfurj @Kalindlara @Prisma_Punk @rCharlotteSmith So happy for you!! 💚💚 Thread https://t.co/fPmfhwbDU3 @rCharlotteSmith Curses! Foiled again! @rCharlotteSmith Am I allowed to guess? "@wpgFactoid No but I'm starting to think I should, the more I hear." It really should have been a rant about cishet masculinity. "Sorry, but I had to delete that rant about masculinity. Might have sounded really hurtful towards trans men and it didn't sit right with me." "Okay, now The Killers is coming on this Epoxies playlist & it's become clear there's a specific sound I gravitated towards as a teenager." @rCharlotteSmith Overlooked fact about Anakin Skywalker: Gorgeous eyes you'd almost go straight for. @rCharlotteSmith @deathpigeon @your_joeliness Oh in that case: Hi I'm Kat and I detransitioned after 370 months on T! @rCharlotteSmith Hi I'm Kat and I detransitioned after 361 months on T! "Luckily there's no shortage of legitimate reasons to hate on them, lol. 9/9" Basically I'm first in line to hate on cishet men. I pretended to be 1 of those 4 nearly 30 years & theres some resentment there for that.8/ "Its like I crossed a barrier and looked back. What I see looking back looks 1,000 times worse than what it looked like while I was there. 7/" I'm sort of at a loss for words describing it. My trans journey can't be neatly summarized. But I feel so much safer now in some ways. 6/ "But I have memories, foggy but very powerful memories, of this sense of rejecting the idea of being male, kinda? 5/" "Thinking about this tonight reminded me that I've sort of always been this way? I don't have stories of me as a kid wearing dresses, 4/" "I was DONE WITH THAT SHIT. Done with being reminded men even exist, in some cases. Just... ugh, keep it away from me. 3/" """Oh god please keep that away from me."" I mean, part of this is due to the fact that I'm a lesbian but once I bid manhood farewell 2/" "Stepping out of the belief I was a cis man into admitting I was a trans woman and looking back, I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of 1/" @emuchaton Post-cancellation Futurama sucks so much. It's kind of incredible they took something so good and made it into something so terrible. @ZJemptv Living the life. Ever watch Cosmos while high? Carl Sagan just peacefully telling you about space and shit while baked is amazing. "@genderemix It's why I switched to android, though apparently they're going to start phasing it out too" @thelindsayellis FWIW: You have my blessing as a lesbian trans woman to use that term. "God I have GOT to get better at correcting ""sir""s..." @fireantprincess They're really been fired up the past couple of days. It's fucking exhausting. It's an incredible feeling https://t.co/QZtZwkSt56 @genderemix @norintha 100% true and canon "@CareBearCase Fuck yeah, it sure is." @ZJemptv It really is the fucking best. @cora_made_of Ugh. Gross. Sombra and D.Va are trans culture I want that Widowmaker/Sombra one on my wall! https://t.co/7f9NN77t69 @norintha I shall cherish this sacred knowledge (and try that next chance I get). Thank you. Not having pickles as an available pizza topping is transphobic. @genderemix Oh same here! Minus the extreme domme part. :3 "Wouldn't mind selling Metroplex, Fort Max or even 2010 Takara Unicron. That right there is like an easy several hundred." "I think the only really big Transformer I want to keep is Unite Warriors Devastator. Again with the purple, lol." @AshCoyote God that's awful! Can't imagine what you must be going through *offers hugs* @drool_cutie #goals @Sabriality Big ol' Twitter famous trans woman saying hi to me out of the blue... enough to make a girl blush. :3 @Sabriality Pleasure's all mine! "It's like booting up a game, seeing the different difficulty levels, but only being allowed to pick hard. https://t.co/BWrPoNjNC6" And you are very rarely allowed to forget that. "I have no love of South Park or its upcoming game, but yes, living as a trans person is a lot like playing life on hard mode." @MattyFranklyn Like the implication of him liking that tweet is making me feel physically ill. "Ladies: If that new follower of yours looks like a creep, block him before he has a chance to be creepy." HEY Y'ALL JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF RANDOM- ASS CISHET DUDES DIDN'T LIKE THIS POST. CHRIST. https://t.co/J7hQ7Xr766 @TransitionL83 You live so far away... Sleepy Binx loves his momma 💚 https://t.co/lhpewJIiUr Feeling clingy with no one to cling to. Having a real hard day today. "I stopped listening after the Red Album, so no idea if he's done more. My interest in Weezer basically stops at the Green Album." "In The Garage mentions KISS of course but it's not the focus of the song, unlike Heart Songs (blegh) and now this shit." "How many of these ""songs about bands Rivers likes"" has Weezer done now? https://t.co/tNUcBIGIxO" I'm SO musically illiterate but I know there are probably genres I could bring up when people ask what music I like. Oh shit this Pandora station just brought in some Weezer on my Epoxies radio. It's like I have a music preference or something. This is a fascinating read https://t.co/YmtkMrrNzY Please assure me that that's not a real thing. "Oh god PLEASE tell me there aren't Transformers fans who unironically call themselves ""transfans""" @ZJemptv You're 100% right but transphobes will never understand the significance of this fact. "@genderemix God, fuck mirrors." - Spiro'weentown II: Kalabar's Revenge - Return to Spiro'weentown Ideas for display names for next year: - Spiro'ween III: Season of the Tran - Spiro'ween: H2O @TransEthics Thank you! 💚 "I seem destined to have a salamander as my fursona, dammit." This was the only username I could think of that wasn't taken... Hey! I changed my Twitter handle since this is very much no longer a professional art Twitter. >_> @RedPandaism ><;;; (thank) https://t.co/j3hq6bwYiU https://t.co/PCNr2T0rJL https://t.co/InbYAjZgXm May as well share pics of this collection before I start selling off pieces of it. https://t.co/5YWE9uGOE6 @hankgreen 1990 was almost 30 years ago. That fact f*cks me up sometimes. @norintha Nice. @the_moviebob Imagine if they just said fuck it and made the new movie look like that. "Look, everyone's thinking it I'm just saying it: Opening with The Touch on the '86 Transformers movie soundtrack was a mistake." "That's right and some of the things she says can be found at https://t.co/WCeovw1bTE. If you like what you see, consider supporting! https://t.co/mh6La47SpE" @CareBearCase Everything I've seen of it is pretty awesome! It's definitely one of the good cartoons on TV atm. These two are so much fun https://t.co/i4K9nNybEW "Ah yes, my favorite dinosaur... rhino dragon https://t.co/rsOLnBZU37" Sleepy kitty 🐱💞 https://t.co/VdVNnzGzxh UPDATE: The burger was deliciously salty and I loved it "@TransitionL83 In case anyone was wondering, my girlfriend is gorgeous 😍💕" @FauxPup @norintha Mustard is pretty damn good too 10/10 @TransitionL83 OMG I'm blushing too hard ><;;; @norintha @FauxPup #Transmemes "Last week: ""I don't think that pickle-craving thing is happening to me."" 5 minutes ago at Wendy's: ""Yeah & can I get extra pickles on that?""" @Aleharia @Danny59760272 Awww that's so sweet thank you! @MagsVisaggs *offers hugs* That sucks :/ Thread https://t.co/7LrBoQPFpM @Aleharia ><;;; th-thank you https://t.co/J4xwAY2PBm Why does Siege On Cybertron have the Beast Wars logo on the side. https://t.co/qy98rYNGkf (The Croconana I named Nana but I still need a name for the Plancaiman) Got this Croconana & Plancaiman at Nan Desu Kan! https://t.co/FTaIMtiRIl I just realized I now have TWO adorable sleeping Pokémon plushies! https://t.co/MYn9R4WSE4 @NotRolloRed Squirrel Girl! 🐿 Finally have a working camera again! https://t.co/7rzUrBGJZ1 @SatanaKennedy Sometimes less is more and just a hint is sexy as fuck. @Rachel_Izabella It is! <3 Oooh this random part of my arm I just touched is so sooooooooft @razzadoop As a fellow D.Va main: Don't make the same mistake I did I get a golden gun for anyone but the gremlin. @Aleharia You mean G1? Totally! I love the aesthetic of that era. "@Aleharia Well if we're expanding outside of Dinobots, my favorites are Arcee, Blackarachnia, and the Beast Wars versions of Inferno & Megatron." "@Aleharia I've never been one to pick the ""main"" character in a team. :P" @EightPillows Megatron/Starscream/Soundwave would make for a good one. "Like, I can't give up Astrotrain, Blitzwing or Octane. Between them and Galvatron I think I just love the color purple." Still thinking about which Transformers I'm gonna keep. I'm realizing I kind of love the Decepticon triple changers? @FauxPup I MAY have a massive porn collection of her. >_> "Came for the waifu (pun intended), stayed for Mario Kart 8, Mario Maker and Splatoon." I... I MAY have bought a Wii U specifically for Hyrule Warriors because of Midna... waifu love is a helluva drug. If there was an actual MIDNA SKIN in Splatoon 2 I'd but a Switch tomorrow. https://t.co/2cHGHiD8xa "Much like ""SJW,"" it's irritatingly enough become a useful shorthand." "I don't agree with using the term ""politically correct"", but I felt that using quotes would have been dishonest since he didn't say that." @BaileyJayTweets Wait is the ghost giving or receiving this is important. "Dude, shut the fuck up. The Dr. Bees sequel was a tacit complaint about how politically correct comics have gotten. https://t.co/gouBVVS5bo" I feel like I've stared into the abyss. https://t.co/Lw2PiEiLcJ @FauxPup @Kalindlara @norintha I'm down :3c @cora_made_of It really does mean more when I get to that point. It's not just a chore I feel obligated to do. It's like more special now. @mosswyrm >< thaaaanks I'm doing everything I can to keep the shitlords at bay. I don't need to hand out invitations. tfw when you're commenting on a tweet that's criticizing someone else and realizing you're @ ing said someone else too. Turns out one of the things that kept in egg form for like 15 years was convincing myself I'd look horrible. This is harmful to trans people https://t.co/mt6ftfEFzP "@LadonDWolf @donttrythis @therpf I've only ever seen it once but I swear I just said out loud, ""Uhhhh... Backaroo Banzai?"" then clicked to see the replies!" @ContraPoints I think he's mad. Just a sea of blank avatars. Got to like half the number of likes on the original tweet in under a minute. Fuck that noise. "Okay, so I retweeted the ""favorite things"" tweet mentioning it's my most popular now and got FLOODED with fake account likes." "@FauxPup @ChaKatKimber One of the coolest trans women out there, last name Jones. (btw I also came here to steal that insult lol)" Real talk though if experience has taught me anything half the anime cosplayers you see at cons are high on something and that's great IMO. https://t.co/3vhGIDCz7V "(You Say Tomato, I Say What Are You Doing In My House might be my favorite)" "This is a fun video, but I am floored looking at the dates? Were all these that long ago!? https://t.co/iy3yOwjjk6" "Not the worst idea, tbh. https://t.co/CH5Jxkm4jr" @d_m_elms The irony being plenty of them probably have met a trans person and didn't realize it. "@d_m_elms @TransEthics NOT terribly surprised, rather." "@d_m_elms @TransEthics Well that's a comparable number of people that voted for Trump, so I'm terribly surprised. Still depressing though." @d_m_elms @TransEthics I worry that there's an astounding number of cis people who either don't give a shit or don't truly understand what's at stake. @Prisma_Punk OMG thank you! I kinda like my eyes too TBH. @TransEthics @d_m_elms https://t.co/0I5rBP1XY7 @favomancer That's super sweet thank you <3 "@d_m_elms We can hope for better, but I fear you're right." @favomancer aaaaaa how do i hold all these compliments thank you ><;;; "@d_m_elms @TransEthics That helps, thank you." Hey fuck those people. https://t.co/FW2W4nLhFt My opinions on Star Wars are embarrassingly fragile and I need to work on that. "@d_m_elms @TransEthics I appreciate it, thank you. I can't unread it, though. I know it wasn't out of malice." @Vexzal ><!!! @d_m_elms @TransEthics Cool I'd really rather not hear them. Even saying that is a spoiler. I'm bowing out of this conversation now. @Vexzal Maybe?? @Kalindlara aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassdfasfsgs thank "@d_m_elms @TransEthics Note: If The Last Jedi is just a tired re-tread of Empire, I'll be right there with you." "@d_m_elms @TransEthics The prequels expanded. People don't hate them BECAUSE they expanded, but Lucasfilm needed to prove they could reignite that old magic." @FauxPup Awww! Thanks! @norintha awwww thank you! I'd snuggle you too~ "@d_m_elms @TransEthics I think it was the movie they needed to make post-prequels, but I'm not super into the idea of debating that. Spice of life, like I said." @norintha AAAAAAA >< @TransEthics Now THAT is a fantastic movie. :) @drenpile_mark aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank @TransEthics We can agree to disagree. Differing opinions are the spice of life. <3 "@LuigiThirty Aw, thank you!" "@TransEthics Graded against the others in their respective trilogies, I agree. Comparing Jedi directly to Sith... not as much." @spectra_belle aaaa stahp I'm starting to believe you >< @LuigiThirty Yay congrats! I guess this kinda is a timeline pic even though I barely see any difference >< "3rd entries in trilogies are almost guaranteed to be the worst. The best you can do is cushion the blow, so a safe bet is very good idea." "With all the drama coming from the Han Solo movie and the original director of 9 getting booted, we need a safe bet. Abrams is a good choice" Hey look it's my big dumb tran face (13 weeks on HRT) https://t.co/9HTCW14YDl Better than Whedon. https://t.co/LHxnNaqjne @PorygonTHE2ND LOVE that this video made a point to imply it's almost always men. There is a video of me as a 4-year-old dancing to Part of Your World and I have friends and family who were surprised I ended up trans. The number of cishet old men commenting on Baily Jay tweets is more than zero and it give me the jibblies. Want! :3 https://t.co/lLukzNd3yY "I love discussing and deconstructing the anger over ""modern art."" I think most of it is misplaced. https://t.co/uANaI2kMa2" @MagsVisaggs You interrupted The Ritual. @CiaraTheBraid I recognize NOW that's how it was for me as well. "(I still get horny, though. It's just very, very different. And I love it)" Me pre-HRT: Hey maybe I'll be able to have multiple orgasms! Me 3mo into HRT: I literally do not remember the last time I masturbated @PackBenPack Best friend of noted furries Fox and Falco "@PackBenPack Not sure where this info comes from, but I've heard his species eventually chooses a form (like Metaknight) implying he's a baby." @rCharlotteSmith @FauxPup Oh shit you're getting a degree for being a su--oh OH you mean like substitute teacher. My aesthetic https://t.co/3k0Yc9dY41 "@ZJemptv (spoilers: It's a fetish for them, so they project that onto others)" @ZJemptv I have high hopes it'll do the same for me. >_> @BlazerBluejeans Hey no judgement here. It's just funny when it's Ted Cruz doing it. Ted Cruz masturbated on 9/11 and all of Twitter now knows it. @BaileyJayTweets Cherry Fanta Slurpees are vegan! "Snarl: A fucking Stegosaurus, renown for its astoundingly small brain. Incredibly small among both extinct and extant animals." Sludge: Horribly outdated alt mode that just reeks of 80's (even though Brontosaurus HAS been re-confirmed as an actual species) "I can't decide which classic Dinobot I like more, but I know it's between Sludge & Snarl." @ZJemptv And of course there's that creepy layer of obsession just to really hammer home how deranged he is. @ZJemptv He is advocating the psychological torture of children under the guise of science. @ZJemptv This is sick and twisted in ways I'm having trouble fully articulating. @ZJemptv Conveniently they left out how suicidal she is NOW. I wonder why. "@ZJemptv Imagine being so convinced of your moral high ground that you actively seek to make the lives of children worse. TERFs, everybody." "@ContraPoints I am not a photographer, but I am an artist, and I absolutely ADORE the colors in this." "Short list of things I love: - Calling myself a ""tran"" - ""Girls with vaginas are still girls & valid"" - ""Even boys can have penises!""" "@MagsVisaggs Same! This whole thread, holy shit. I've only been on hormones for 3 months and the clarity and serenity it gives my mind is just incredible" Saaaaame!! https://t.co/iFpz1z7lgG @SatanaKennedy Lucky girl~ @Prisma_Punk I can see how that night be the case. I just want to hold her though... @Kalindlara *hugs if wanted* @Kalindlara That must suck I'm sorry. "Like a dummy I'm dating a girl who lives 1,200 miles away. Some nights it's hard to be so far away..." @Aleharia 😍😍😍 Love it!! @Aleharia I like your nails~ "@MattyFranklyn True! But the Right isn't synonymous with Mormonism. Not yet, anyway." The Right is so enamored with making shit up I'm surprised they haven't cooked up a conspiracy theory saying white ppl were REALLY here 1st LRT literally nothing Bannon says has anything to do with whether or not Native Americans were here first. They were. @ZJemptv Fund it. Hey everyone remember when I thought I was a boy for almost 30 years what a wild fucking ride that was huh """People are dying we don't need to hear about your evil plot right now have a heart""" "LRT when a republican hears some1 bring up climate change their thought is ""Stop bringing up ur economy-destroying plot you heartless lib""" The Right don't see these as pressing issues. There's always an ulterior motive for THIER policies and they assume the same of others. https://t.co/MehFyGvRbJ @ZJemptv Please stay safe! @Speed_Freak01 That toy is older than he is and oh god the relentless march of time will kill us all @FelicityWyrd I completely approve of Hasbro's implication that velociraptors are inherently feminine. @FelicityWyrd I have even better news. There's a mostly-canon ENTIRE TEAM of lady raptor bots in the G1 continuity. https://t.co/It9YC4ywws https://t.co/PHVU6EQG8c @SquishVix I'm growing my own-- I touch boobs without even trying to now. Look at my beautiful daughter I'm so proud of her. https://t.co/EmsvXUlkyd "Like, apparently this is Just How You Do It now." I'm not even necessarily opposed to it? But I find it interesting and almost a bit worrying that a trend can reshape so much so quickly. "Perhaps this took too long for me to notice, but Twitter, Facebook and now YouTube have all switched to circle avatars." "@FelicityWyrd I haven't cared about a TF cartoon since Animated, so I hadn't had plans to watch it." @FelicityWyrd I like how doofy Pretenders are. Such a dumb concept. Power of the Primes looks like they finally found a suitable home for the gimmick. @FelicityWyrd ...OR we were forced to have an incredibly sub-par combined mode. Finally they're doing right by the concept of combiners. @FelicityWyrd Think of Power Core Combiners. RotF Devastator. Even the Unicron Trilogy. Seemed like either we weren't allowed individual robot modes... "@FelicityWyrd Massive popularity in the 3rd party figure market, which was itself a response to years-long refusal to provide what fans wanted." @rCharlotteSmith Carl's Jr. The eastern half of the US calls it Hardees because CJ bought Hardees and merged the two. @manakete @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Bonus points if the dildo is still inside you. @FelicityWyrd True! It's definitely the least-terrible-looking canon-ish Dinobot combiner we've had. @Kalindlara @manakete @rCharlotteSmith If you have a humiliation kink I highly recommend investing in this scenario. I love the backstory to Dark Souls. The idea of righting off ever-encroaching entropy is so damn cool. https://t.co/BKNz7xU1Mq "@rCharlotteSmith I mean who hasn't been in this exact position, really." "@rCharlotteSmith That too, totally." @rCharlotteSmith Valuing the life of a corporation (to the point of anthropomorphizing it) above the lives of actual suffering people. Kinda gross IMO. @ZJemptv I think a common theme among the Right in general is a complete denial of science. Annoyingly transphobes still pay lip service to it. @norintha Maybe you should make it for me sometime! "Whatever else happens, I'm proud of my generation for turning Socialism from a four letter word to an actual legitimate option." "@norintha It's mainly a case of when I'm hungry, I almost ONLY want umami and/or salty. If there was a delicious sweet/umami dish I'd try it I suppose" Weirdly I think my Star Wars Black collection might be the most sold-off. Keeping Phasma and K-2SO... not sure I want any others? Slowly building a mental list of toys I'm keeping. Masterpiece figures are safe. TR Galvatron too. Arcee and every lady bot... @norintha Well at least pineapple is. :P Again I just don't want my sweet and umami mixing. "Oh, and of course she was a domme. My subconscious knows what I like (need?)." "Like, I'll eat a pineapple pizza before I eat one with say, olives. But I'm still FIRMLY in the ""no pineapple pizza"" party." "Pineapple might be one of the most delicious fruits ever, but some of us don't like mixing sweet with savory, like in the case of pizza." "Can't recall who this friend was, but I remember being a little star-struck, so I think she was at least slightly famous." "Had a dream where some friend had a mansion-sized basement dungeon, with endless differently-themed rooms." "Don't think the result was worth making them combine, BUT CW showed that robot & alt modes dont have to suffer for limb modes, so major loss https://t.co/YG12aqlF9v" @rCharlotteSmith @crunkelstilskin Can cishet men please just fuck off forever? "@SatanaKennedy I mean, now I do." "@TransitionL83 is an amazing, wonderful woman who I love very much. I'm so lucky to have met her. 💕" "I think Sludge being a Deluxe rather than a Voyager is kinda dropping the ball, but these look solid otherwise. Only took you 11 years, damn https://t.co/NVqznUqqr6" "@MattyFranklyn @tainkirrahe Hey now, robotits are the best." "I guess the real test is if that account accomplished anything good or if Bannon ""keeping tabs"" resulted in any harm. 3/3" "...so if it was Bannon the whole time, does that matter? If the wolf in sheep's clothing never eats any sheep, what's the issue? 2/" "From what I saw at least, the Rogue POTUS Staff account was perfectly in line with what I looked for in Resistance content..." This is just bizarre. Not even sure how to process this. https://t.co/RelOafFB0a @Lil_UnicornGirl Sounds heavenly. @MattyFranklyn You... you have fanboys and fangirls for monarchs over there? "@rCharlotteSmith Time is a ruler, it measures the day It doesn't go backwards, only one way" @ZJemptv Oh god that's awful... *hugs* "@TransitionL83 But see the problem is, I don't think it's really all that obvious in photos. You'd have to see it in person. <3" We are *past* the point where a movie about this year's events would be unbelievable. We hit that point in like March and just kept going. "I joke but I would not put it past this country to start actual, literal witch hunts in response to all this. https://t.co/c1EYpeIGK0" "4 hurricanes, fires across the west, now an 8.0 earthquake. As an atheist I have to say, I think God is pissed." by normalizing the idea that we are less valid for not being cis. 4/4 "But the inconvenient reality is if you do it to any of us, you collectively hurt all of us in some small way 3/" "It takes virtually no effort and hits really hard, so it's tempting to use it against trans people who are are truly atrocious. 2/" And I get it: Misgendering trans people is an astoundingly easy cheap shot. 1/ @Triclinia *would hug but... nipples* It's kind of awesome that we started at almost exactly the same time. <3 You're telling us that you feel our identities are less valid that those of cis peoples'. 3/3 you're showing us that our genders or identities exist only as long as you'll entertain them. 2/ "It does NOT matter what they've done: By refusing to acknowledge a trans person's identity in response to them acting poorly, 1/" Say it with me now: A TRANS PERSON'S GENDER IS NOT CONDITIONAL. https://t.co/KLcJd81hdU "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith This is a good point, Jen knows her shit. <3" @rCharlotteSmith Anal orgasm it is! "@rCharlotteSmith I mean, how long you got? Teach that cutie how to anal orgasm." "@Kalindlara @manakete For me it's just a serene sense of peace, clarity & overall patience with myself, which allows me to articulate how I'm feeling I guess? 2/2" @Kalindlara @manakete My interaction with my emotions is a lot different than what I've heard most trans woman say. 1/ @LeoLermontov Worth iiiiit "@manakete @Kalindlara Yeah, I mean, don't get the wrong impression, I'm not like miss top heavy after three months or anything" @LeoLermontov Yeah I can't be too upset but it's just weird that this is how it happens. The sensation of razor blades under your skin means boob growth. "@Kalindlara *hugssss* You can message me WHENEVER you want. You're never alone, okay?" "@Kalindlara EVERYONE goes through puberty differently, and this goes for second puberty too. <3" "@Kalindlara *offers hugs* There's nothing wrong with you, hon! As the trans mantra goes, ""Your mileage may vary."" <3 <3 <3" Painful nipple bumps have increased in pain by like a factor of three. >< @odinsdream 10/10 never want testosterone in my body ever again please and thank you @odinsdream YES. A THOUSAND TIMES. "@skeletonpope It's the BEST. I know there are a million different things that can slow down the process of getting them, but do it as fast as you can." My skin feels like skin and not gross. "After biking home tonight I realized I was sweaty but not oily! Turns out testosterone really is the worst, fyi." "Wait wait wait, so you're telling me I get to act cute, date girls AND suck cock?" @TransitionL83 Making me blush at work... >\\\\< @TransitionL83 Yeah but that makes you gay too nya~ 😜 (By terrible i of course mean wonderful but I am still cis male passing to most strangers) That Discord voice chat is such a terrible influence on me. I just giggled while talking to a volunteer at work. >_> I'm in lesbians with @TransitionL83 💕 cw: racial slurs. Very important and poignant. https://t.co/6EpYGlhUN9 @Aleharia They are omg <3 <3 <3 "@Aleharia Just about 3 months for me, and I don't think my skin is at maximum softness yet. <3" "I don't care if I already tweeted this, I'm still floored at how soft my skin feels almost overnight." @OneLameShark Gimme dat Ghoulia "I think after I sell most of my collection, I'll see a common theme among the stuff I decided to keep is that most of them will be ladies >>" "This isn't a joke, I spent 14 hours today talking with an amazing woman and I guess we're dating now? Too head over heels to sleep. https://t.co/RP4opiuOIn" @Kalindlara *offers hugs* "My skin all over is softer, really. This felt like it happened overnight wtf https://t.co/CZQyRrW6qi" "Can't sleep, too gay." I have been rubbing my face nonstop today. It's so smooth! I highly recommend this HRT thing. @GraceEmpathy @rCharlotteSmith Awwww hot and cuuute <3 @rCharlotteSmith They hated her because she spoke the truth. "@TheBigLoaf If I sold everything, I can promise you at least one dildo will be purchased :P" "@TheBigLoaf lol, I own no dildos, sadly. I'm talking about my massive Transformers collection, plus a half dozen other huge collections." Problem is selling that much for that long on eBay would become a full-time job for at least a couple months. "Take your pick, natural disaster, civil war, or trans people being legislated out of existence: I'd need quick cash for any of them." It's become a daily thought of mine that I should sell my toy collection while I still can in case something big happens. If we're going to attribute natural disasters to current events why not blame those two consecutive hurricanes & the massive fire on Trump? "@noelsken I have also realized there's the balance of ""say you hate it/beg."" I have way more trouble with the former, though." @noelsken *takes notes* @rCharlotteSmith *takes notes* "You know when you get that urge to say ""Oh god yes please""? Just hold onto that. Say the opposite. I'm still working on this." "The hardest thing about being a newbie sub is learning to lie. ""Oh noooo don't do thaaaaaat you're so meeeeean.""" @rCharlotteSmith *hugs* @Triclinia It's kind of the best :3 @Maiamancer Some friends of mine who haven't seen me since I started HRT said my skin looked clearer. Thought they were just being nice... >_> @cambrian_era Gatekeeping is super dumb. "@cambrian_era Insurance bullshit requires me to wait for a year on hormones, so June 2018, mark your calendars, I'm getting neutered, dammit." @cambrian_era GOD I wish that were me "@BlazerBluejeans I guess so? Like, left boob is larger. That's real. Skin softness might be in my head? It is a thing that HRT can do, I know that." "Tomorrow marks 12 weeks. In addition to larger boobs, my skin is softer, I'm like 90% sure." "@patrickklepek Given how Jurassic World turned out, I AM a little upset about this." "@rCharlotteSmith Congrats! OMG tell me your secret, lol" "@ZJemptv Sent $20, hope it helps." @ZJemptv Please stay safe! Those leaks might have been real... https://t.co/X0SU6ou1kV @MagsVisaggs The Man Who Killed Batman usually comes to mind. @rCharlotteSmith Hell yes! No way that'd be the last visit <3 @emuchaton Living the dream @mikeyface Proud of my home state. @JimSterling Same tbh "@cambrian_era So yes, you can do it, OP! There's a good chance it'll be the best choice you ever make. ❤️" "@cambrian_era Most cis guys don't dream about being women, and simply wanting to be another gender is one of the recognized symptoms of gender dysphoria." @rCharlotteSmith All good things... Great new hbomberguy episode (with surprise Zinnia cameo!). I am now officially at least 115% gay. Nope. Just sounds like that. And it's fucking awesome. "I remembered the first time I listened to Pinkerton I thought I had gotten like, unreleased studio recordings through Kazaa mislabeling." Could have been high af for like two hours by now. Ffffffff. I FORGOT I HAD EDIBLES. Now I'm not gonna get baked until 10:30pm at the earliest. Fuuuuuck. @emuchaton Aaaaah~ If nothing else this makes me way more interested in that Angela figure I bought a few months back. I had no idea the Marvel character Angela was dating a trans woman by the name of Sera? Should I start reading Angela comics? @Kalindlara OP's profile uses the word trap. Sounds like at worst they're an egg. Still forgivable IMO. @Kalindlara I made a judgement call. I think it's safe to say OP is trans? I don't have an issue with a trans person using it. "@FuggingBleb @AliceAvizandum There are other uses for the term, however. Fake nerd boys can gatekeep women out of fandoms for being women, for example." "@FuggingBleb @AliceAvizandum I'm pretty sure Alice is talking about the kind where cis people in power deny us methods of transition for ""not being trans enough.""" "@Kalindlara Boobs are never symmetrical, so probably." "Alright, it's official: Left boob is undeniably bigger. Right might be too, but left is growing faster." @rCharlotteSmith Lucky girl~ "I LOVE how often you can get that ""senpai noticed me"" feeling on twitter dot com https://t.co/vghm2fp4I0" "@30_Helens @BaileyJayTweets Being trans is inherently political and it really fucking sucks. Doesn't have to be that way, but people just won't let it not be." "This is depressing as hell, but I'm very proud of my home state of Colorado! https://t.co/m8iaj0tP0K" @Kalindlara I'm sure if you asked @rCharlotteSmith she'd let you join. Also this probably won't be the last meet up. @Kalindlara It's nothing super huge or anything but two of the ladies in the Discord live in Seattle and @norintha and I might fly out to see them. An actual trans girl meetup is being planned and I can't believe it. So excited! This is happening! What??? A moment from this evening in the trans girl discord chat. https://t.co/OnAvz9iEQL "He's not trans. It's a deeply personal thing, speculating on it is shitty. But dude. Really?! I... fuck." Arin on Game Grumps making jokes about a second stage of puberty where your dick falls off ARIN I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BUT COME ON @Kalindlara It's the ciiiiiiiiiircle of traaaaans~! "*sighs* I'm going to need a third monitor just for Discord, aren't I?" If I ever go back to needing a Twitter 4 my art I'm going to have to make a new one. This one is now just full-stop Kinky Trans Girl account "@Kalindlara I almost never get hard when I'm horny anymore. Like, for example, right now." @BlazerBluejeans @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle No it's okay! You're among friends <3 "@Kalindlara That's not to say using a vibrator of some kind wouldn't feel way better even if you can get rock hard, though. I highly recommend it." "@Kalindlara It can vary from what I hear. I need to be like, almost to orgasm to get hard enough to do it the old way." @rCharlotteSmith We need to start planning the first annual Thirstwave Meet & Beat ASAP @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle Meet and beat! I'm using that. "@norintha @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle This gives me quite a bit of hope! We have already talked about meetups in the Discord, it's true." @rCharlotteSmith @EightPillows @upskuttle But there is that sort of sub's dilemma aspect where messing up means having more fun. Or at least I'd imagine. @norintha @BlazerBluejeans @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle Certainly good for meeting people online at the very least. @BlazerBluejeans @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle Hey we have the same problem! "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha @upskuttle If you keep screwing up and being such a handful, she might have no choice. :P <3" @BlazerBluejeans @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle That's quitter talk. The ONE (1) downside of HRT is that before I started I didn't need noisy hardware to masturbate... >_> "@rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle I mean, it wouldn't be much fun if it didn't. <_<" "@rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle See I'd be ""terrible"" at this. I'm such a slow learner. :P" "@Kalindlara @norintha That probably happens a lot, but I needed to lampshade that typo for my own sanity." "@norintha High-quality, Grade-A, farm fresh typo." LOVE how it's right there in the part of the story I'm most proud of. "Ooooh ""pronounces""! That's a new one. My brain can sometimes get really fucking creative with typos. Artist brains, I guess. https://t.co/il5qlXYyzj" "For now though, I guess it's just me getting used to being trans to EVERYONE. Strangers and newly met folks is the last frontier. 13/13" "At SOME point it might happen very little or (fingers crossed) not at all, but there would probably be a long phase where it's scary. 12/" Even if I was way more feminine misgendering would still happen from well-meaning folks. There's no easy solution for this. 11/ "As well as embarrassing. I dunno, there's more I could do to pass as feminine... but... there's still some fear. 10/" I think it's pretty normal not to want to interrupt conversations to talk about my gender? Like it's important but exhausting. 9/ ...I'm forced to out myself again. This time it would have been in a busy restaurant instead of a hotel room. New courage needed. 8/ "It still feels very personal sharing that, though. So later in the weekend when I'm (mistakenly, I'm sure) misgendered by one of them... 7/" That act thought took some amount of courage on my part. I relied on my half-remembered impression of them to help me be so open. 6/ "Anyway, right up front I said, ""I go by Kat. I'm trans and prefer female pronounces."" They were totally cool with it, I was very happy. 5/" "I re-met some people at the con this weekend. They didn't remember me, but I like starting fresh with this transition with some folks. 4/" You never know whos going to make it weird you know? Ive been mostly lucky so far with the people I have told but there's still that fear 3/ and I imagine I'd be a lot more timid if it were obvious to others that I was trans. 2/ "I always say my gender isn't a secret, but I still pass as a cis male in public 1/" @30_Helens OF COURSE YOU'RE AWESOME @30_Helens Nice. @30_Helens Hooray! Praise Satan! @30_Helens (spoiler alert I signed up anyway) I was deeply conflicted over whether or not to sign up for @30_Helens's Patreon due to her monthly earnings being at exactly $666 Aaaaand @cora_made_of is number 200! Woo! Whoa I'm 1 away from 200 followers that's a thing. Who's gonna be lucky number 200? "@rCharlotteSmith Full-on trans, not just trans coded, ideally AMAB." "@noelsken I meant fighting amongst trans people. But it's easy for me to say that, not being involved. I just think we should try to stay together." And yes I recognize the irony of my tweet. "Two trans people I follow subtweeting each other about an argument they had. Just... we have to stop fighting, I dunno." @norintha @rCharlotteSmith I mean I vote panties. @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @GraceEmpathy Sploosh. @rCharlotteSmith @GraceEmpathy :3c @rCharlotteSmith @ZJemptv I'm ticklish receiving oral too. Maybe it's a trans girl thing lol "@spectra_belle Oh fuck, don't fly Spirit. :/" @ZJemptv The main lady you see advertised on the box is canonically a lesbian. :3 "@WerjorTitsko Ret*rd. It's fine to ask, no worries. Honest question. He did not use the phrase ""R slur,"" those are my words." "Later on in the convo: ""Guess I don't matter because I'm a man!"" Your words, buddy, not mine." """Strike three! I'm never inviting her again!"" You deserve better friends, hon. He can't fire you, you should quit." Guy on the phone next to fucking livid his friend got offended and stormed off after he said the R slur. "I could have told him I named my cat after him (Binx) had I realized who he was, haha." Randomly ran into Jason Marsden in the elevator at this con. I recognized his face but was too chicken to ask who he was before he left lol @ExistentialEnso I have worried the EXACT same thing. Thread https://t.co/Pl4tNCjZA7 @drenpile_mark I was wondering when someone would notice. XP Thank you! @SatanaKennedy *fans self* Y-yes please... @SatanaKennedy Big mood. Good thread. https://t.co/FLxonRq8sm @PowerOfCinergy @the_moviebob Right??? "@ZJemptv A trans person's gender is NOT conditional, in other words. Really easy concept to grasp yet so many have trouble with it." "@catvix @MattyFranklyn This x1,000" "@Anarchanti @mk_mot13 @Alvietron I did notice that, lol. I might not be able to draw Atomsk's symbol from memory but I was pretty sure it wasn't the anarchy symbol. :P" "Like I said I'm doing better this morning, but this was a tweet from a really honest and scary place." "I personally find a lot of value in keeping these moments of deep (drunk, but deep) self-reflection for posterity. https://t.co/y0mOJ1pUEo" @Anarchanti @mk_mot13 @Alvietron How did I never notice your icon is Lord Canti?! @AliceAvizandum You're worth believing in. ...but if you honestly think you could get trans people to disown her you're all collectively stupider than I thought. "Hey news media, you might be able to convince cis people to turn on Chelsea..." @TrancewithMe David the liar should really shut his fucking lying mouth. For very obviously lying. "I was in a pretty dark place last night. Thank you for your kind words, those of you that commented. Feeling better this morning." @bedsafely - Play Quick Match - Pick a DPS character In my experience that normally reduces the number of teenagers yelling at you. I can't pull an all-nighter. I might be at a convention but I'm gonna be a zombie tomorrow. I just can't get my mind to settle. then I find I can't sleep while drunk at 4am and crying about it the deepest part of me knows she's in here it's just that sometimes I can't see myself is she in there I don't see her in the mirror please stop hurting @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle Honey you're already pretty damn gay. @trans_Jane_der @ContraPoints I was thinking the same thing. Why not go full transphobe? "@upandoutcomic Trans people age in reverse, it's just science. :3" "@upandoutcomic Trans people age in reverse, it's just science. :3" @odinsdream This is weird because just today I was thinking about the scene where Casper gets a human body and dances with her. "@BlazerBluejeans If Contra herself said or did something problematic, I'm far more interested in hearing about that." "@BlazerBluejeans My previous replay was rather harsh, sorry. I'm exhausted from laying out who's been keeping ""company"" with who." "@ContraPoints You sound amazing, btw." "I DO love her voice, I just don't know how to word a compliment. Hopefully one will come to me." "But if this one is also her as a kind of a character, it might be insulting of me to say, ""Oh I love the voice!""" "She played three different women in her last video (her first since coming out as trans), but this one is just her being her I think?" I really want to compliment Contra on her voice but I'm not sure how much of her presentation in her new video is a character. Hey maybe since those police officers illegally roughed up and arrested a white woman they'll actually get punished for it for a change. LRT fuck the police. @Vangelus I imagine in the movie it will look more like gold. Hard to translate to a soft goods robe. @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @EightPillows Speak for yourself!! Spitting is so wasteful~ @ZJemptv THANK YOU ZINNIA <3 @ZJemptv omg don't leave us hanging! Name?? @drenpile_mark SO HARD WHEN EVERYTHING IS SO GAY THO @Maiamancer It's inherently transphobic. They trust you when you're cis. When you're trans they need proof. @BlazerBluejeans @isolfurj @andreuswolf I can see that that show is really well made I just have a weird mental thing keeping me from enjoying it. :/ "This is an issue I ran into recently as well. Just let us change our names, Blizzard. https://t.co/l85B4TXrZL" @videl_pink You're not wrong "NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, but my TL is being unusually thirsty and gay today. Good goddamn. *fans self*" Help I've been called out by a bot https://t.co/RhoCeTVDaf @direhellswan OMG I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! *hugs * "@videl_pink 2017, everybody." "@EightPillows Put on my grave ""she died of lesbianism""" @FelicityWyrd Intentionally misgendering someone is an *astounding* combination of petty and cruel. Avoiding it is such a small act and they still refuse. It's awkward as fuck that the nearest bus stop to my house is basically just in someone's front yard. @FelicityWyrd This is murder. @EightPillows *ded* x_x aaaaah help i'm gay https://t.co/CVi7hCNJJn "@alexandraerin Funnily enough, in the comics Starscream is the current leader of Cybertron and Megatron is an Autobot >_>" @emuchaton Goddammit my entire TL this morning is intent on keeping me thirsty. I have to leave for work soooooon *whines* @andreuswolf @ContraPoints Both sides recognize there needs to be limits to allow truly equal rights yet only one is willing to admit it. "@andreuswolf @ContraPoints They probably justify it as ""The Left wants to silence free speech,"" but... that still proves you can't give everyone a platform." @thelindsayellis GotG2 was so... emotionally rich and fulfilling in a new way for the MCU. I like hearing others articulate stuff like this. @thelindsayellis For me I'm really happy someone made a video about it. I know you had to wait for the home video release but I've wanted to see this. "@rCharlotteSmith Of course you're incapable, you silly sub." @rCharlotteSmith OMG I just got contact butterflies. SO HAPPY FOR YOU @isolfurj @andreuswolf My thing is Parks & Rec. I tried. I can't. "@emuchaton I do not need to be this thirsty at 9am. That said, oh god yes please." Don't put me back to Act 1 at the very least. It's just three lives. Fuck you. "I don't care that it's retro, saving my failed attempt at a chaos emerald when I've tried like ten times now just to beat the damn zone..." "Just, huge, fundamental issues with Sonic Mania." "Ultimately I agree with Twitter not allowing people to edit their tweets, but it's still frustrating." tfw when you made an inexplicable typo in a tweet but it's already been liked by some folks "@drenpile_mark @VexedPunk @EightPillows What a weird way to spell ""corrupt""" "@andreuswolf You're not wrong, though. It's just weird that it's because almost a meme when I've dealt with it my whole life." @andreuswolf I have a weird relationship with cringe because I get horrendous contact embarrassment to the point I can't even enjoy cringe humor. "Reminds me of how gobsmacked they get when feminists admit that yes, toxic masculinity hurts men too! We'd like to end that too!" Protip: If you think you completely understand an opposition and they continually do shit that contradicts that understanding-- you don't. "Can't wait for all the dumbass ""I thought feminists LIKED it when all-female remakes are made"" hot takes about the Lord of the Flies remake" @30_Helens Wait they're actually making that @rCharlotteSmith Saaaaaaaaame. Fuck. trans_feels.txt https://t.co/5NDW7gZh1w @rCharlotteSmith That's how you know you have a keeper. :P Is there anything purer than petting a cat to sleep? My cat Emma doesnt normally pass out on the bed with me but she must be one tired kitty "@alexandraerin The most hilarious part of him lying... is that he's lying. Yeah okay, I kinda gathered?" @cambrian_era This is relevant to my interests. @Comrade_Yui @NyxWorldOrder LEAVE ME TO DO MY DARK BIDDING HSSSSSSSS @NyxWorldOrder I use an addon that inverts the colors of websites because I value my retinas. @sinnohgirl Renowned Waluigi fan @DanRyckert should see this. "The implication is she felt forced to drop her eSports career to be eye candy for a bunch of fuckboys. The issue isn't ""elitists.""" Fucking cowards. "I'm sorry, but you had a flashback where she gets put in front of the camera for her looks instead of playing and it's ""elitists"" she hates?" "Those last tweets were about Good Game, but fuck if I'm going to hashtag it and invite the GooberGaters to whine at me." ...kind of feels like you don't want to piss any gamers off. Commit or don't bother. "...but then to have her complain about ""elitists"" instead of, just fucking say it, sexist assholes..." "So, it's cool that you have Ash Donovan as a character dealing with the inherent sexism in the industry..." What the fuck was that credits scene? #GoodGameSeries Gaming culture is pretty toxic! You were doing do good with avoiding reminding us. "I can tell this character is supposed to be sleazy, but you still just made a ""triggered"" joke, Good Game. Not really cool." @VexedPunk Reminds me of an Adult Swim show. "@VexedPunk I think it's good if you're already a Game Grumps fan. It looks like an expensive show to make, but also kinda low budget?" Okay I'll be perfectly honest I did not see the possum funeral coming. #GoodGameSeries I'm pretty sure the only reason I'm tolerating Good Game's breakneck pacing is because I can't seen Arin and Dan as anyone but themselves. I main Double-D Rex #GoodGameSeries @EightPillows I'm using DenTek and some of my teeth may as well be fused together. @EightPillows That's what I was using too! I need to make it as easy as possible or I'll never do it. @2gay2lift Another good one is Buzz Lightyear's extend-o legs when he pushes the crate off the desk to save Woody in the first one. @CiaraTheBraid Self care is important! "Just flossed for um, let's say the first time in a while and I can feel the difference. I could get used to this." @cambrian_era Well at least they're red. Half the name is technically accurate. @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith I KNOW RIGHT? SHE'S.... UGH @rCharlotteSmith GOD I wish that were me I meant drivel. Mad enough to misspell simple words. Blegh. What a fantastic person to catch the attention of. Fuck. """Frankly, my biggest problem with ""gender studies"" is that it doesn't start with a consideration of a transcendent notion of the Good.""" "I don't want to @ this asshat and make it worse, but seriously listen to this driven:" "@CiaraTheBraid I'll only need that if they actually come for me, lol. He doesn't seem to get any likes or retweets so I might be safe." "@CiaraTheBraid I mean, I've seen worse. Sometimes they link to a third party site that archives every tweet. THAT'S truly dirty." "I can block him, but the link means the only way to keep any potential cronies away is to delete the comment." "Oh I fucking love it when right-wing, anti-feminist ideologues RT one of my tweets while linking to it." People act like it isn't the easiest thing in the world to block you on this website. Replying negatively to me about a RT: Annoying The above but also @ ing me on top of that: Fucking creepy "Personally I'd love to say fuck makeup but I really don't want to get ""sir""ed if I can help it." Makeup use is a personal choice and some of us use it to not get misgendered. If you see a trans woman complaining about makeup... don't try to cheer her up by saying she should just skip makeup altogether. "I'm really not joking about this, but I can certainly appreciate how funny it sounds. https://t.co/3MduoTIHxU" "@CiaraTheBraid loss.jpg has transcended online comics, transcended memes, and now is a legitimate art movement." "As if antifa would still be here even without the fascists, being all crazy and dangerous and oh no mah freeze peach" @odinsdream @ZJemptv It's because on some level they know that many people leave college with a better understanding of the world and they're threatened by that. No attempt whatsoever to talk about what they're actually trying to accomplish. Like no one realizes it means anti-fascist. "Like even the fascists should be saying ""They're trying to get us! Help!"" But all the discourse is saying is how crazy and violent they are." The fact that anyone from any perspective can be confused about what antifa are continues to blow my mind. "@ZJemptv I think anything they can hand-wave away as a ""soft"" science makes them feel more logical and keeps them in their privilege bubble." @ZJemptv Depends. They're either being anti-feminist or transphobic. Don't tell me Sonic is a platformer when his inertia makes it 10x more difficult to land on a platform Mario could easily nail. The 2D Sonic games are a collection of great games. They are not platformers. "Like literally ""You tried this five times, restarted game or not, here's level six.""" "Hey fuck the blue sphere minigame. It increases in difficulty based on attempts, even if you delete your game and start over #SonicMania" "@MagsVisaggs I've heard it been said that dogs know we're not dogs, but cats think we're just weird-shaped cats." Thread https://t.co/sdIxm1G6QA @vedia_lupae If only HRT could shave like a foot off my height. @rCharlotteSmith lol I'm glad you liked it. :P "@rCharlotteSmith ""Hey speaking of girldick!"" ""No one was--"" ""I'm trans.""" "@30_Helens Oooh, yes please! :3" "It's probably for the best that I lost them in the store before I could say anything. There would have been a fight. Verbal, but a fight." "Also, fuck you anyway even if your pronoun usage was sensitive. Keep it to yourself. You know what a trans person is. Get a clue." Fuck. You. The LEAST you have done was use they pronouns you insensitive shit stain. Your whispering was heard. Fuck off. "Overheard from a stranger while shopping with my friend who's a trans man: ""Did you see that girl with the big boobs? She had a beard!"" ..." "@MattyFranklyn Literally, the game itself is not canon." @MattyFranklyn Overwatch has token plot. @TomMerfy It's because I wasn't following you. Fixed. "@TomMerfy I do. I still have yet to move my art to a website that won't deadname me, though, so you can DM me if you want a link." Oh hell yeah Sonic Mania is out for PC! @TomMerfy Oh god no. That's promotional artwork for the new Magic the Gathering set. "@kat_blaque I mean, I say I don't watch TV when someone asks me if I've ""seen that one commercial."" I don't brag about it though." @SuperMarioFact Trent Resin Ore FUCKING POKEMON. I SOMEHOW FORGOT THAT BECAUSE 1998 WAS SO LIT "Yoshi's Story, Game Boy Camera, Banjo-Kazooie, Ocarina of Time. The aesthetic of Nintendo Power at the time. Just.... mmmmm yeah." "You ever just, mentally take yourself back to a year or moment and get a rush of nostalgia? Nintendo in 1998 does that for me." "Fuck, TECHNICALLY Banjo-Kazooie has TWO hyphens! I can settle for one, though. Not zero. https://t.co/tmzUVexJq5" I legitimately do not understand people's avoidance of hyphens. It's Spider-Man & Banjo-Kazooie. This is not hard. "I think the T*RF problem is more of an online issue, thankfully." I actually know a lesbian at work and I hesitantly described myself as one when talking to her. No judgement whatsoever. Non-issue. It's still weird using the L word IRL. T*RFs did a great job salting the earth for that for me. Doesn't make it any less true tho. It's what the deepest part of my soul wanted for so long and thought it could never have. Suddenly it's just... a reality. It's real. Been single since coming out but for some reason right now the fact that I'm an actual lesbian feels amazing??? @dadtellsjokes @vedia_lupae This joke belongs in a museum. @MagsVisaggs Gross "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith Indeed! And I too like it when your Mistress talks to us, lol" @rCharlotteSmith I know what it is and my lips are sealed by the almighty squiggle~ "The world's oldest living cat is only a year older than me, but still older. https://t.co/znTAqrcL3G" @VexedPunk https://t.co/M9bU1YGuK1 "@EightPillows Okay, assuming this was mandatory somehow: George Lucas and I'd want it filmed and put on YouTube." "That ISN'T the butt of ANY joke. Born a boy, coded trans in some way or another. And it's magical and pure." "Also, while it's great that Ariel and Mulan are queer/trans coded, we really need an AMAB trans coded Disney character." Thought some of you might want to hear my ramblings on the subject as I unravel this concept in my mind. 22/22 I do kind of want to write/draw a fairytale for trans kids (even if that's been done already) 21/ ...but whether by accident or intent he figured out a great way to have a trans coded kid in a fantasy story. 20/ "I DOUBT L. Frank Baum was trying to make a trans metaphor (stranger things have happened, I suppose)... 19/" "Ozma though is kind of the best of both worlds, isn't she? Truly a girl, but spending childhood without knowing it. 18/" "Then again, there are probably trans women out there who needed the ""born girl"" story when they were kids! No right answer here 17/" ...might have helped me awaken as trans more than a one with girl who at a young age gets cursed with the wrong body 16/ "...and what kind of story would speak to me, and I think a story of a boy who, at the end gets to be blessed with the body of a girl... 15/" Having the character be male is pretty problematic! But I think back to myself at a young age... 14/ "(The magic would be an allegory for transitioning, the curse for gender dysphoria) 13/" "So you really have two choices: Female character ""cursed"" with the wrong body, or ""male"" character who gets to be ""blessed"" with magic 12/" "In addition, for the most part it's considered kind/polite/technically kinda true to say a trans woman was, deep down, always female. 11/" "Some of us knew at a very, very young age. Young enough to have it be included among our earliest memories. 10/" "...we accepted, at least initially, that we were boys. But this doesn't account for every trans woman's experience, of course. 9/" "And you can totally do that! For many trans women, we were basically boys in our early childhood. Even if we knew something was off... 8/" "So, say you want a story to appeal to trans girls. Is the character AMAB or AFAB? First guess would be AMAB, right? 7/" "I'm gonna go pretty binary here because that's what I know, but there are of course other choices if you're designing a NB character. 6/" "What interests me though, is what WOULD the best approach be to telling a fairytale designed FOR trans kids? 5/" This is more of less the premise I presented. And I'm sure there are other stories that have the same premise. 4/ "Ozma was AFAB, and transformed into a boy (while forgetting she was ever a girl) for a time before the curse is broken, yadda yadda, 3/" "I haven't read the Oz books, but I knew Ozma was a princess who was once a boy. I misremembered, however, and thought she was AMAB. 2/" Gonna ramble for a bit about trans allegorical fairytales. @LeoLermontov reminded me of the existence of Princess Ozma. 1/ The kind of joke you tell about depressing shit to make yourself feel better. "Neither of these responses are necessarily worse or better than the other, but the ""lose a pair"" tweet was MOSTLY meant as a joke." "Twitter (trans friends): Make glib joke about being misgendered, get laughs FB (cis friends): Make same joke, get words of encouragement" "I'm way more proud of that ""lose a pair"" phrase than I should be." "I really need to lose a pair and start correcting people when I get ""sir""ed." @LeoLermontov This is a super interesting comparison and I want to write more on it but I'm at work atm. Stay tuned! @AnComDrSucy Many of them mass-produced less than a hundred years ago. "@TransSoundwave As far as trans characters not yet listed, Animated Dragstrip and Slipstream (which might also imply Starscream) come to mind." And this merely SO FAR https://t.co/VG6tdZ7PHY @nataliereed84 I wanna see the cat I think we should go in @Kalindlara @yrgynoidgalpal She doesn't even know me and somehow called me out Trans girl allegory fairytale where the princess is cursed to live her life as a boy b4 having the curse broken by a brave female knight. @AnaMardoll Part of Your World is a trans anthem. @deathpigeon @rCharlotteSmith Birb :3 "@iratesheep @tombomp @abstex Later, some folks tried to come for not Literal Nazis and bigots, and we stepped up and stoped them because we know the difference." "@rCharlotteSmith ...that isn't even being properly conveyed! If you think you might be trans, if you wish you were trans, honey-- you're trans. 4/4" @rCharlotteSmith ...of how we feel. But what this means is you might actually be trans and merely stressing over not fitting the narrative... 3/ "@rCharlotteSmith ...and think you completely understand what being trans is like, I'm sorry but you don't. At best we can give you approximations... 2/" @rCharlotteSmith Part of the problem is the trans experience is impossible to fully articulate to others. If you are or think you're cis... 1/ God my subconscious should write horror movies. That nightmare was almost too much. X_x "@norintha This is an old piece of advice for artists, but I can see how it applies to other aspects of life too." @MagsVisaggs 1990? That's the best one! @protozoetrope *hugs if that's cool* I hope it gets better. I've had a rough day myself but not one that dealt with worrying about a hurricane... "@protozoetrope Oh no please stay safe! You're in my thoughts, for what little that's worth." "@protozoetrope Yeah, that's pretty concerning... do you live near where the storm is hitting?" @protozoetrope @MagsVisaggs Hey how's it going? @deathpigeon @trewleft It's really quite beautiful. One of the perks of living here. "@adrienneleigh @Kalindlara @VexedPunk @EightPillows They used as a plural is usually fine, I would imagine. Can't think of an alternative." "@PetitePasserine I work at a shelter, this happens fairly regularly and its heartbreaking." "I love Digimon Adventure, but I've never really been able to pick out a favorite Digimon of the main 8. They're all really good." @sophiepuddle @emuchaton I'm already on my knees~ "(If you don't watch the show, the other two regular hosts are men)" "I mean, we all fucking know why, but it's still irritating." Hey why is it EVERY SciShow episode hosted by Olivia Gordon has about ten percent thumbs down votes (which is high for that series)? @rCharlotteSmith You're the best at it! "@norintha Figuring out I was trans was the truest, most certain feeling I've ever experienced. No one can take that from me." "Brightside(?): Hey at least it's not mirrors. Today it's my voice! harder than you'd think not to trigger that, even when you're home alone." "@noelsken That's good. I was worried that, had you not started yet, I was scaring you away from it. Maybe not for everyone but it's helped me so much." "It's ultimately worth it, but still scary sometimes." Giving that feeling a name was incredibly empowering-- to both me AND my dysphoria. @noelsken *hugs* Have you started HRT yet? But boy oh boy is it FUUUUUUN to get hit with dysphoria AND imposter syndrome at the same time! >_> "I know what that sounds like, and I think the real answer is I have a name for what I felt all the time." "Here's a fun, completely unhelpful thought spiral: What I recognize as ""dysphoria"" seemed to get worse AFTER starting HRT." @cham3l3ons You CAN make a mission-based 3D platformer without a hub world though so not a huge loss. @cham3l3ons I'm a little sad to hear that given it's supposed to be more of a successor to Mario 64 and Sunshine and I was exited for that. tfw when you're having an okay day before dysphoria comes out of nowhere and knocks the wind out of you @drenpile_mark I think you should dance your cares away. """I am never going to pass."" https://t.co/poX0dzrJ6m" @spookperson Generic Marvel poster in the back bought straight from Walmart to really sell the fake nerd boy aesthetic "Trump doesn't have empathy. It's a tired trope to say that of a politician but he really, truly doesn't. https://t.co/cOtlDrZ6u4" "@chrismcfeely The series should've opened with Bruce dying with his parents. Commit the the premise, dammit." @Allicrombie They sound super cute! @Allicrombie @Lil_UnicornGirl I have a pair! So fun to wear around the house <3 @Allicrombie @Lil_UnicornGirl INCH WIDER I MEAN "@Allicrombie @Lil_UnicornGirl SAME. I haven't looked around a ton for one, but cursory searches suggest they're usually around 16"" and my neck is an inch longer :/" @oujamon @BIMB0CAT in the middle of our house "@OneWithPonytail @tfwiki And don't forget to try our new spicy Silverbolt wings, available for a limited time!" "@EightPillows I can't speak for anyone else of course, but while I like ""they"" less than ""she,"" it's FAR more preferable to... you know." @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle *DAMN GAY "@EightPillows @ZJemptv Hey buddy, you want some office supply porn? I uh, I know a place where you could... *obtain* some." @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle That's a quality-ass domme right there. To put this in perspective: I know 4 trans/NB people IRL. 25% of that group's face just showed up on my TL. "@deathpigeon I twas either @Anarchanti or @Ulexar, judging by the likes on this tweet." @deathpigeon Vicky! This picture just showed up on my TL because someone I follow liked it! Small world wtf!! @norintha @GameGrumps Oh yeah @rCharlotteSmith would love this! Can someone check on the @GameGrumps are they okay https://t.co/K8haY64ZRc @SkulldelaCreme I really hope you're right about that aging backwards thing because I'm also 30 and I don't half as gorgeous as you! Happy b-day! "@Josieraiderfan Wish I thought to say something to her face, though. I like to think we both ""saw"" each other (so to speak) though." To the trans woman client I helped earlier today: You look gorgeous and are doing an amazing job. Keep it up! *slams fists on table* CALLIE AND MARINA ARE THE BEST OF THE FOUR DAMMIT "lrt ""Trash Panda"" is a far superior nickname anyway" "(As a trans woman, anyway. 140 characters and all that)" "Not saying I'm free of doubt forever, but learning that blocking T makes you feel amazing is a great way to confirm your gender." "@largehotcoffee @egoraptor Name, link, eBay listing, ANYTHING!!!" Hey in case y'all are wondering having OCD & Tourettes while on Estradiol involves a lot of painfully poking yourself in the boobs. "For my own personal sanity, I whole heartedly agree with this philosophy." "Obviously it doesn't work all the time, but you can respect or even like others while also disagreeing with some of the things they believe." I think I'm finally starting to understand what Kat Blaque means when she talks about having friends you disagree with. "Wow that ""not"" was um, almost full Freudian Slip had the syntax not been so fucked. You all know what I mean." @RedPandaism I KNOW!!! @RedPandaism Zinnia :3 "I promise not I'll stop gushing after this tweet, but I have been squeeing IRL for the past several minutes." I've reached Peak Senpai "Not to freak out, but.... SHE JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAH" Self care is going ahead and deleting that tweet you're not 100% sure was a good idea just to be safe. @ChaKatKimber My dog loves to eat the cat shit from the litterbox. Dogs are... unique. @VexedPunk https://t.co/1wTispoXtx "I found out today my T levels are now in the normal range for a woman. Not surprising because I can FEEL it, but I'm still very happy!" "@threetails Yeah, it was not the most elegant of comparisons. But I thought of it b/c in Green's case, she might be past forgiveness." "@threetails Many of those people would have otherwise agreed with her on many other things, it seemed." @threetails Short version is she spent the better part of two days defending Hillary Clinton against a ton of people. I feel a TINY BIT silly hearing that this is evidently a common thing with Zinnia. >< Oh well I still care about her. "@ZJemptv It would, um, kind of make my year if you followed me back but if not that's totally cool of course. >_>" A reply from Zinnia that didn't make me cry! Not that my crying was her fault last time but I'm glad she at least feels okay about this. <3 @RedPandaism @CapnSilver @RoryWalkerEsq @Radikvalrossen @deathpigeon @AliceAvizandum @cisjender @NyxWorldOrder @q_izzical @SquishVix @freezydorito @gabrielamadej @torpedobeats @chapien @Anarchanti @Eremitpurpur @Thehotterones @PomoWarfare @ladyattis @commiesona Oh hey thanks for the recommendation! I wouldn't say I'm a card carrying communist but I'm extremely sympathetic to the cause. <3 @ZJemptv I'm glad. :) Not to gush but I really admire you a ton Zinnia. Thank you for finding this tweet and commenting. I hope this all settles down "@JenPallante Unfollowing temporarily (or hell, even permanently) is completely understandable. I don't personally want to do that, but I understand." It me https://t.co/YkJIe8TuL2 @rCharlotteSmith It's just ironic is all :V @rCharlotteSmith >asking the sub what she'll do with her domme "You've heard of ""no homo"" now get ready for Mo' homo" @cham3l3ons @spectra_belle Hellos yes is this Twitter support I'd like to retweet a tweet 86 times please respond. Stay safe all my mutuals in Harvey's path! https://t.co/zVnDHQI8gH Hormones are weird. My left boober is like three times more painful than my right. I don't have any useful advice. Don't listen to me. Try to love each other. Be true to your values. @spectra_belle Like all the drama. Fuck that. Not what you're saying. Sorry. @spectra_belle *hugs* Fuck all of this. I would love to listen to what you have to say when you're ready but for now fuck all of this. @spectra_belle I meant take a break I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm saying everything wrong today. I'm so sorry. @spectra_belle That's a god idea. I should really do the same. "Yup that hose is full a leaks but there's a fire destroying the house as we speak. I dunno, folks we gotta do something." "Within the context of our two party system, sometimes the bickering on the left feels like arguing over which hose to use to put out a fire." @ExistentialEnso I'm worried the left won't get its shit together before we have to vote again. God I'm my own worst enemy. I don't need to be elbowing in on other tweets and just making it worse. Sorry to everyone. "@spectra_belle Totally. I sorry. Nevermind. Just no more arguing (you weren't arguing, just explaining how exhausted I am)" @spectra_belle Tired out by all this is what I think I was trying to say before autocorrect had its way with me @spectra_belle Fair enough. I'm sorry. I'm very with our by all this. I don't like Hillary. Just for the record. "@spectra_belle And that's fair but it is so murky when talking about this what point everyone is trying to make. Yours is clear, ppl who agree w/ u less so" "@spectra_belle I don't really know how else to word that in 140 characters. You're not wrong, but the conversation requires nuance. Twitter is bad at that." "@spectra_belle You're not wrong, but this conversation REQUIRES nuance which Twitter is incapable of providing." "@spectra_belle It's extremely difficult to separate Clueless Liberals from Trump voters when hating on Hillary, is the problem." "I don't normally @ people like this, but I'd love to hear @ContraPoints take on this Zinnia drama. She's often fair with stuff like this." We need to be able to disagree with her politics without revoking support. She does not deserve to become another B White or L Green. "There is NO COMING BACK from being called out on social media, and no public trans figure can defend themselves on both sides." This is what I'm afraid of: Zinnia continues to get doxxed (or worse) while the trans community disowns her. @spectra_belle I'm not saying she's completely justified. Just that I can't stand seeing her argue with everyone. "@spectra_belle If they were registered Democrats, they helped Trump win. Blame our broken voting system." @spectra_belle I love Zinnia to pieces even when she's stubborn. Not ready to go along with cutting her out of the community. I cried over this last night. "@spectra_belle Like, on Election Day, because of FPTP, yes voting for anyone but Hillary was bad. But Z kept going beyond that." @KHLazarus But it's actually in your best interest. "@KHLazarus Yeah FPTP forces us to act kind of ridiculous on Election Day. In a logical voting system, voting AGAINST the worst SHOULD be dumb." @sasugakirin @ChaKatKimber Thought there were hints in the movie that Sugar Rush might've been a Mario 64 contemporary? It's been a while though I might be wrong. Now I'm paranoid I used the wrong terminology. I'm gonna try to go to sleep. I love you all. #WeGotThis "@alice_kaho Oh I might have misspoke, Im by no means an expert. The goal should be better alternative to FPTP. Those videos as I recall offer good ideas" @Digglestick I agree and seriously doubt I'll see all of it implemented in my lifetime. Oh and fuck voter ID laws. Hopefully that goes without saying. Voting should be STUPIDLY easy for ANYONE trying to vote. "Then we can finally stop getting bogged down in ""lesser evils"" and actually vote for real change." And maybe: - Compulsory voting if all that other stuff doesn't raise the percentage of active voters #NAME? That's where I stand. FPTP voting makes our already nuanced-lacking discourse even more confusing. It's a fucking mess. - There are tons of legitimate reasons 2 hate Hillary - On Election Day u should have voted for her - Trans Community needs to stop arguing @norintha *takes them all* Fuck ALL of this. Zinnia Jones replied to me and rather than it being a happy moment I'm just scared and crying. @ZJemptv @ExistentialEnso I'd probably start sobbing if you told me to unfollow you. Already almost there. You do a lot of great work thank you. @ZJemptv @ExistentialEnso Hey Zinnia I'm a huge fan. I wish we all didn't have to argue. It's kinda fucking me up tonight. Hope it's worth it. "@ExistentialEnso *hugs* You're fine! I appreciate your patience with me while I figured it out. Ideally Zinnia would be uncontroversial, is all." Like I don't care who's wrong but we REALLY have to stick together because this is gonna get worse before it gets better. Hey anyone else get a mild panic attack when they see stubborn arguing within the trans community because it's kind of fucking me up. It me https://t.co/yvAcES49Y3 I still love Zinnia but I'm not following her down this particular hole. I support Hillary in an Election Day 2016 context ONLY. @ExistentialEnso nvm she just said Hillary was perfect forget basically everything I said @ExistentialEnso I was demonstrably incorrect. I never know whether deleting tweets is wise or not but there you go. My apologies. Hey @ExistentialEnso I didn't realize Zinnia said Hillary was perfect. Like wtf. I retract my half of our debate. @ExistentialEnso Like I don't like Hilary either but I see her point. @ExistentialEnso I did not vote for H in the primaries but see nothing objectionable in her tweets. @ExistentialEnso I think there's a consistent way to read Zinnia's tweets through a specially Election Day lens. @ExistentialEnso It's just venting at a certain point. Not like she was saying Clinton 2020 or something. "@ExistentialEnso Yes but Trump resistance is entirely relevant and sometimes one feels the need to go into ""we should have done more"" lamenting." "@ExistentialEnso @ZJemptv In a winner-take-all voting system where one side is so wretched, standing against can mean looking like glorifying the other side." "@ExistentialEnso @ZJemptv Must have missed it, sorry. I'll take a look at her TL in a bit." @ExistentialEnso @ZJemptv Who's glorifying? "@ExistentialEnso @ZJemptv I'm honestly curious what the alternative should have been in your mind. Like, for the 2016 election itself." "@Kalindlara More of a mantra than a guarantee, for better or worse." @Kalindlara #WeGotThis "@Kalindlara I just hope we can escape before it gets too bad. Or that it gets better, that'd be cool too. Why do they fucking hate us." Scary thread. Required reading. https://t.co/qm7Q9ykBDZ @ZJemptv Are people not aware we have a winner take all voting system? Getting bogged down hating on Hillary in Trump's America is counterproductive. @ChaKatKimber I want to say there was a browser game made for it? @Kalindlara I mean for Kitchen Table play only asshole friends would tell you that can't work for Tribal. Close enough. @Kalindlara They don't errata anymore unfortunately. @Kalindlara Yes!! <3 <3 <3 "NOT ONLY is it dinos & pirates, NOT ONLY is there a Gorgon pirate, but I'm pretty sure that Gorgon is Vraska! #ixalan" To the cis folks who don't get it: Transitioning saves lives. https://t.co/8x5qE1i5Ft I HATE walking into work stressed. Makes me want to run. But at least it's just a 4.5 hour shift. So my near-perfect record of no absences since June (seriously I credit HRT it's the best thing ever) is broken due to them fucking up. 1-2 punch of being scheduled at the front desk (still new there and I hate it) AND learning they scheduled me last Tuesday w/o telling me "Also, the new art released for the announcement? Gorgon pirate surrounded by dinosaurs. This couldn't be more up my alley. #ixalan" @VexedPunk @wizards_magic RIGHT!? I don't even have a regular play group atm but I need every card!! @wizards_magic How are you appealing to my tastes so perfectly!? "Seriously for YEARS I joked ""My top two most-wanted themes are dinosaurs and pirates, ideally at the same time."" #ixalan #MagicTheGathering" IT'S LITERALLY MY DREAM SET OF DINOSAURS + PIRATES @wizards_magic THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU IT'S NOT JUST A DINOSAUR SET O M G NEW MTG SET HAS DINOSAURS THIS IS NOT A DRILL "Not even the good kind of crying, you're just gonna sob." "Dysphoria Protip™: Don't go typing shit like ""I sound like a m**"" unless you feel like crying." @TheChefPyro https://t.co/xxaQFEFBRP @skeletonpope It's kind of the best. "@TheChefPyro You don't. Welcome to twitter dot com, where everyone can see all the porn you like" "@rCharlotteSmith Hey just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't want Tony's massive, muscular body to raw me and leave me a quivering puddle of orgasms, okay?" @Comrade_Yui I like 'em simple. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. In my defense it was like 3am when I made the first one. Ugh. Hey would anyone mind if I deleted like all those stupid Overwatch posts because I am beyond embarrassed right now. @rCharlotteSmith @mitotic No the spice is great it just tastes like butt. :P And of course I did the fucking math wrong and Ana should have been 51 before OW was shut down and Twitter doesn't do edits and fuck all thi @videl_pink She's 32. I made a new post where I looked up the ages. In the sprays I was talking about she looked like she was like 5. "So yeah, I guess they don't really need scifi explanations. At first glance though it looks like they tried so hard to keep the ladies young" And I believe there was like an original Overwatch team that dates back to when Ana and Soldier were very young. So that means before the OW was shut down: Ana: 71 Mercy: 28 Tracer: 17(!!) Mei: 22 Widowmaker: 24 Ana: 60 Mercy: 37 Tracer: 26 Mei: 31 Widowmaker: 33 "Hey you know what? I dont know how the fuck this timeline even works but I actually decided to, you know, LOOK UP the ages of the characters" @rCharlotteSmith @mitotic GROSS. ... Spicy dijon mustard is the worst. :P @videl_pink She doesn't look old in the sprays with young Pharah. @videl_pink It just means there's even less of an attempt to hide it. "@videl_pink Best-case scenario is that there aren't clever scifi reasons for all the characters I mentioned, but then it's still a problem." @videl_pink The existence of Ana means there kinda has to be some explanation. @TheBigLoaf ALSO: It was only 9 years! They're THAT scared of female aging. You're not gonna go from supermodel to crone in 9 years. "@TheBigLoaf Yeah it's just funny they bent over backwards to make four of them part of the old guard but kept them young. D.Va, Zarya, etc could work." @norintha @AliceAvizandum @AssembledGhost Oh my god! *hugs* I'm so sorry holy shit @AliceAvizandum So happy to see we've come SO far since then. "@AliceAvizandum Hey fun fact back in the 60's doctors would actually, honestly and openly use ""Would I fuck them"" as a legitimate criteria for transness." "Like, all the reasons are sound within that universe. But you spent every scifi/fantasy tripe just to keep your ladies young. The fuck?" And how many male characters from the early days of Overwatch got to stay young? Reaper. Maybe. That's it. Ana was allowed to age. That's literally it. Mercy: Possibly the best doctor in the world who can resurrect the dead and who used advanced technology to keep herself looking young. Mei: Cryogenic freezing accident kept her on ice and suspended for too long. Tracer: Time travel shenanigans. Her personal time stream is disconnected from ours which gives her her speed powers. Widowmaker: Talon tech that slowed her heart rate to nearly 0 and turned her skin blue makes her kind of a zombie Isnt it kinda weird that literally 80% of the female characters from the early days of Overwatch have elaborate scifi reasons for not aging? @EightPillows @VexedPunk https://t.co/6cmicxIsAe @AliceAvizandum What on earth are they trying to prevent by doing this? @ZJemptv Why are cishet men so embarrassing We've hit peak meme AND peak meta at the same time https://t.co/Ahzu3DPMem @ZJemptv *whispers* Mario 64 has aged horribly "@vedia_lupae That's totally fair. Better safe than sorry. But everything about that image disturbed me, and I would hope others feel the same." "@vedia_lupae Like even within the premise of ""she voted for Trump"" alarm bells should be going off in your head when you see that." @vedia_lupae I might be wrong but I don't think anyone fall for that. If you haven't seen it: https://t.co/1WCQkOUKmQ Been thinking about that a lot these days. Remember that time in Amalgam Comics where Joker dropped the act and straight up told Red Skull to fuck off because he was a Nazi? It's 2am and I'm not even a little bit tired. X_x I don't work until 2pm tomorrow but I get kinda sad when I can't have a slow morning. "brb gonna have a ""senpai noticed me"" moment and go squeal in the corner" "@Anarchanti There are no voice lines I'm aware of where Mei talks about them with another person (which would necessitate pronouns), so go for it." @Kalindlara @AliceAvizandum @norintha >liked by Alice I AM SO PRETEND MAD AT YOU RN https://t.co/IW8Q3wNY5w @norintha Yeah I get the impression she likes the playful ribbing but I'm saving that for when/if we're mutuals or when I better understand her limits Freudian slip I meant resisting every urge TO comment. >_> "I want you all to know I am being very good and resisting EVERY URGE not to comment ""Oh deer"" on the recent Alice tweets." @norintha @AliceAvizandum I thought she hated the implication she was a furry? 🤔 "@ZJemptv ""Get out of the way of the gun I'm pointing at you.""" @norintha @_Cooper Meanwhile the Cheetos (Chester Cheetah) account was doing its best to embrace it. @rCharlotteSmith Oh my next week? I'm so happy for you!! https://t.co/Tjg5e0I3Oa "@OneLameShark Wreck-Gar is pretty sturdy if you use his garbage truck fork lifts to stabilize, haha." @OneLameShark Could be worse then. And I love Animated figures! Have a nearly complete set on display as we speak so that sounds perfect lol. @OneLameShark Just back heavy or loose ankles or what? @OneLameShark Well you convinced me two preorder the wave since I wanted that Megs anyway. @OneLameShark Oh my that Hound looks like a proper Hound. Last movie's Hound was... severely disappointing. "@rCharlotteSmith It's the burger head of the Yum Brands hydra, which includes Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and KFC." @upandoutcomic Relevant: https://t.co/KvJM5Lizrr @rCharlotteSmith Oh god that's awful I'm so sorry. D: *hugs* LRT I'll be honest I retweeted that entirely for the gif. @PetitePasserine Nice Neltharion theme :P @RainBlackKat All gatekeepers need to be punched. Depending on what they're gatekeeping determines how hard of a punch it is. @RainBlackKat Hey guess what if you made art* you're an artist (*basically almost everything is art) @RainBlackKat Wow they sound like an ungrateful fuck. Goddamn. "I have to say if pro-lifers were actually pro-life, ALL life, we'd be having MUCH different conversations. I'd still be pro-choice, though. https://t.co/KfXytyWGkw" @Triclinia Yay we're trans sisters--! @Triclinia I hate the fact that these two factoids reinforce the date in my mind but... I started June 14 which is Trump's birthday >< They're trying to tell us something Nintendo D/s Pokemon S&M Nintendo Switch I got to meet him years ago at Denver Comic Con! Such an incredibly nice man. https://t.co/AVOoCy4tmG "@PetitePasserine Beats the hell out of Garrosh's death, that's for sure." 10 weeks on HRT! <3 @rCharlotteSmith Ayyyyyy same here lmao @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/fiAlDKpRwG @MagsVisaggs Same 100% "@ComicTransMS @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn It's a shame it's kinda problematic as fuck. >_> Super catchy though, and if it helped you come out that's awesome." @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn N-nevermind... >> @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTI-wait what @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn Cheese pizza is like eating a taco shell. D:< "@MagsVisaggs I've had that happen to me too! ""That can't possibly be me wtf""" "@MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle Well if you ever want to play a more... ahem... 'active' role, talk to @rCharlotteSmith about maybe joining the Discord group. :3" @MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle I guess I wasn't sure how kinky you were? I figured you would have joined in on one of the Thirstwaves if you were into that. @MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle (Seriously tho Matty I had no idea!) @MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle Never has there been a more appropriate time to use this image. https://t.co/S9scdiHXpP Well now THIS is my most popular tweet hahaha. https://t.co/TLPlD7Y2UM "@Baronesa1980 @rCharlotteSmith My personal favorite, Come Together, is almost all bass line lol." @RedPandaism It does! I get what you're saying. I was just making a joke about not getting any yet even though I don't want them either. @redimine Are you for serious telling me the agreed upon ship name is not Kock? @RedPandaism I can understand that. I... can't... wait... until I get one...? Ew? @RedPandaism @AliceAvizandum But I couldn't before! "@Speed_Freak01 It's good, um, hand-eye coordination. For like... art?" @RedPandaism Fucking gross holy shit. @AliceAvizandum Can I play the piano anymore? @Kalindlara D'awww adorable cat snek :3 "@the_moviebob I know there have been many Joker origin stories in the past, but he's at his best when his origin story is multiple choice." "@Aleharia @ZJemptv ""Close enough!"" - Every trans sub after meeting a switch" "@Aleharia @ZJemptv I know. But you ARE super uncommon, or so it seems most of the time." @rCharlotteSmith Gets the T right out of your system but the monkey's paw twist is it makes you pee forever. @TransComics Is that Squirrel Girl? @cambrian_era OMG I did the same thing! Very nearly turned me off from playing. @Comrade_Yui Wow shipping cats is so much easier these days. @rCharlotteSmith Sub feels. @spectra_belle They can be very different feelings. "@TransEthics Like, it's fun to take it back and own it, you know? But it's very understandably a touchy subject and not really worth pushing it." @TransEthics I basically never use it because of how hurtful it can be. If I'm with trans friends who are cool with it though it's fun to throw around. @vedia_lupae Extremely relevant to my interests. @ChaKatKimber Hey it's almost like our complete lack of testosterone has some effect on our behavior or something. @norintha Fair enough. @norintha I personally think he deserves props for the first Avengers movie. The rest I don't care about. @norintha This is the part where I get to say I never watched Joss Whedon stuff and never saw the appeal outside of Avengers. TF Designer: We need a new Octane HasTak Exec: We can't justify that expense TFD: We'll paint him into fifteen Optimuses HTE: Approved! @VyceVictus @the_moviebob @SidizenKane @RobWritesPulp Oh god the fifth fucking Pirates movie made it to the top ten. This is pretty scary. Thread. https://t.co/8bLyQYlNP6 Revoltech Judy Hopps in December and Figma Tracer in January. Gonna be a Waifu Winter~ """It's called a hustle, sweetheart~"" https://t.co/0vBtsNKyos" Oh they're not official but still this is the best. Official Splatoon account wtf u doin (please continue) https://t.co/wSVsqQTeQF @spectra_belle She's perfect and I love her. "There ain't never gonna be a Revoltech Midna figure, so I'll have to settle for my other Waifu." https://t.co/NWH7sqKdlA EEEEEE WAIFU PREORDERS ARE UP!!! https://t.co/l8PH4Z42pg "I know The Straights won't understand this, but trust us when we say: Splatoon was ALREADY super gay. Yes homo." Literally at this point just pretend you're Bizarro GOP and you'll probably do loads better than you are now. "Oh, you think no one will vote for someone who isn't a white male? NO DUMBASS YOU'RE THE DEMOCRATS NOT THE REPUBLICANS." "Like, oh you're scared of trying to seriously push universal health care? WHY? THAT SHIT SHOULD BE YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER. BASIC SHIT." The center in this country is politically to the right. Every time they try to appeal they just make themselves less-left. "Why is it so hard for Democrats to, you know, just embrace the opposite of what the GOP stands for?" "@ComicTransMS @rCharlotteSmith It IS kind of problematic to paint women with such a large brush, but if you're gonna try that... *gestures to all the subby trans women*" "@ComicTransMS @rCharlotteSmith Well it certainly seems like it's a majority, just like with trans women, but that's the thing-- it kinda proves we're women, don't it?" @ComicTransMS @rCharlotteSmith Maybe it's the one where I take orders from them and get punishments for being bad! @rCharlotteSmith I think you liiiiiike it~ "@rCharlotteSmith Then stop trying to domme, silly. :P" @rCharlotteSmith Goddammit Miss Charlotte you can't even domme right you silly switch~ "@SethBuzzard Unfortunately The Leader is already in the MCU, so Whedeon is merely a lame asshole." "@rCharlotteSmith Instructions unclear, took hormones and only got waaaaay more subby." "@ZJemptv Where have these dominant trans women been hiding!? HELP. - signed, the ocean of subs in this community" It's not as if half the population is insisting that Leprechauns exist. Sexism isn't as extraordinary as fucking Santa Claus you dumbass. "And that's not an appeal to the bandwagon, because we're not talking about extraordinary claims." "But with things like feminism, you have to completely ignore the lived experiences of half the fucking population in order to dismiss it." Santa works as a comparison to a god because they're both magical immortals with little evidence supporting them. Internet atheists took their anti-religious argument models and thought they worked anywhere against ideas they disagree with. https://t.co/cwgW5BsUdp @Comrade_Yui But my kind of fun is distinctly UN-family friendly! D: Why was like a family fun center following me and commenting on my shit? How fucking weird and creepy is that? Fuck. @ChaKatKimber :3c @drenpile_mark @VexedPunk It's what I aspire to be. @norintha @ADirtyTrans Ooooh followed~ @princessfloof I had Laci Green recommended by Twitter a couple days ago. >_> @norintha @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara @VexedPunk Now I kinda want to play again lol "@norintha @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara @VexedPunk Guild Wars, right? I played a bit of GW2 when it was new." @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark @norintha @VexedPunk lol I didn't see your earlier tweet my bad @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara @norintha @VexedPunk You would be welcomed as a goddess if you came out as a domme. We have something of a shortage. @rCharlotteSmith Nobody cared who I was before I put on the ballgag. @rCharlotteSmith You must BREAK him. "This is my most popular tweet, lol. https://t.co/Wi7IttkJSb" @Kalindlara @VexedPunk @EightPillows @drenpile_mark lol my dad let me watch RHPS way too early. @EightPillows Totally fair! No one wants you to do anything you're uncomfortable with. Having you on the sidelines commenting is super fun. <3 @norintha https://t.co/i99MyMm9lt @VexedPunk @EightPillows @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark https://t.co/uYB5qjWAUR @VexedPunk @EightPillows @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark @rCharlotteSmith It was built to contain The Thirst. Miss Charlotte runs it. "@EightPillows @VexedPunk @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark If it gets to be too much, talk to @rCharlotteSmith about perhaps joining the Discord. :3" @norintha @Kalindlara Lol it's cool. "@EightPillows @VexedPunk @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark Welcome to the Thirstwave, we have one daily." "@norintha @Kalindlara Bleeeegh. Personally I use the term ""anthro"" for non-mammalian fursonas." "@drenpile_mark @VexedPunk @Kalindlara ""Forgot"" >:3c" "@VexedPunk @Kalindlara @drenpile_mark This, um... this tends to happen with us. We're VERY thirsty, please understand." "@Kalindlara @norintha Right? Also it leaves all the other furries out. ""Feathery"" has been tried but it sucks even more, and what if you're a bug or aquatic?" @norintha 1. I kinda hate that term. Awkward word that just sounds wrong. 2. Salamanders don't have scales. @drenpile_mark @VexedPunk @Kalindlara *whines* In some circles online I am associated with a salamander. Hmmmmm... Really need to get off my ass and make a fursona. I want to avoid carnivora as they're all overdone. @drenpile_mark @VexedPunk @Kalindlara Hello yes I need to stepped on too. "@drenpile_mark It's funnier with ""subtle"" tbh" We cannot afford to split the party. In a winner-take-all voting system that just means we're volunteering to lose. "The Democrats aren't perfect (not by a fucking country mile), but in our broken-ass system they're the best hope we got right now." "I don't have an opinion! I voted for him in the primaries, but Hilary in the main election because that's how our election system works." The fact that the folks I follow can't agree on Bernie Sanders makes me worried about the Democratic party as a whole. @yrgynoidgalpal Is that... THE scene? With the prostitute? I've only read the book but it's kind of legendary. @DieselBrainTalk THANK YOU. Nothing turns me off faster than having to deal with some hentai artist's obsession with eating dick cheese. @AmyDentata Huge areas of the US were a part of Mexico not that long ago in the grand scheme of things. This stupid-ass attitude pisses me off. "@Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith I dunno, two subs fighting each other sounds either pointless or really hot." @norintha @AliceAvizandum Sploosh. @Triclinia @rCharlotteSmith This probably goes for every one of your thirsty trans followers lol. (me first) @drenpile_mark Dumbasses gonna dumb. "@rCharlotteSmith Twitter support how do I ""like"" a comment sixteen times" @drenpile_mark Hey maybe some of us really like the sense of identity and community that comes with embracing how gay af we are? @rCharlotteSmith Yes ma'am~ "@30_Helens @DieselBrainTalk UNF, same." @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Sounds fake. Oh A Wrinkle In Time might count! Been many years since I read it though. "@MattyFranklyn Oh yeah... that, um, thing." "...Coraline, Peter Pan, Mirrormask... I'm sure I'm forgetting some." "Is there a name for the ""little girl finds herself in magical alternate reality"" ala Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz..." "@RainBlackKat I snort like, three weeds every night." @rCharlotteSmith You absolutely are <3 @VexedPunk I LOVE minimalist design. "@rCharlotteSmith Just having a support network of trans women is super awesome, and I largely have you to thank for that! Just keep doing what you're doing!" And yet the theatrical version is some of that incredible Drew Struzan art! So good! "That teaser poster is so ballsy! No title, no director's name. Just a hook. Damn." "Also Hook is one of those rare movies where, had I the wall space, I could not decide whether to hang the theatrical or teaser poster. https://t.co/l0ajYoYrcU" @rCharlotteSmith One day you'll get the courage to show off how amazing you look! And it'll feel great when you do~ :3 "This SHOULD be sacrilege for me, but I don't even own *Star Wars* on Bluray until we get a proper release of the original versions, lol." "I very nearly wore out the VHS too. It's a weird movie & not by any means objectively good, but it's the very definition of nostalgic for me" Hook for me is one of those movies that I watched SO MUCH as a kid. A memory of a memory tells me I saw it four times in theaters (I was 4!) "Very few movies can claim the distinction of being owned by me on VHS, DVD AND Bluray. Hook is now one them." "@VexedPunk Three of the four new characters were women, so I'm betting Blizzard would like it to be half and half ASAP." @VexedPunk There are 11 female characters & 14 male characters if we assume Bastion is male. We started at a deficit and Doomfist pushed us back again. "@VexedPunk The only male character I play is Junkrat, lol. Yes to more ladies. We still need a few more to make it half women IIRC." @DroolSpout Dort - I don't know who this Queen of Junkertown is but I love her already. - I like that we finally get to see Junkrat's treasure. "I don't really give a shit about deathmatch mode and they could still make a Australian deathmatch map, but still." Thoughts on Junkertown: - Looks like a payload map RIGHT after they made a deathmatch mode. Uh... Thunderdome? Missed opportunity there. Oh hey Junkrat's treasure! https://t.co/tclpI6at35 @Triclinia *hugs* I'm sorry. :/ @primion_ @ditzkoff Hey fuck you too buddy! <3 "@mikerugnetta I love the subtle touch in the joke version of mentioning Magoo rather than, I don't know, Daredevil maybe?" "For those unaware, Disturbed does a cover of it. The best parts are the ones that sound most like the Genesis version." "Despite my roommate's and iTunes' insistence otherwise, the Genesis version of Land of Confusion is the best version, dammit." @drenpile_mark Oh that's fair sorry @drenpile_mark :o how could you @rCharlotteSmith Also nice bonus: it's cute af to watch @rCharlotteSmith Yes but see I happen to know that one of the hottest things as a sub is being frustratingly accused of being a domme~~~ @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Aw that's not NEARLY as fun. We need to break this boy properly. @rCharlotteSmith Wait did he have a pen0r chastity belt just lying around or what? @rCharlotteSmith You're such a good domme when you want to be~ @Triclinia Hopefully! :( @Triclinia That's awful! Can you call someone to help? D: I really do need to get back into drawing regularly. It's far too easy to fall into a slump. @RainBlackKat https://t.co/j3uVJYrAnx @DizzyFFC More like I've watched Star Wars more times than I can count and will continue to do so. :V @RainBlackKat @ChaKatKimber Friendship is sharing your lycanthropy with those you love~ @rCharlotteSmith Oh god yes plaese @Kalindlara Same. I thought it'd get super dark. Got to see crescent shapes in the tree shadows though! @drenpile_mark Ooooh villain please Lawl am I gonna be on the eye doctor appointment during the eclipse? My pupils are dilated it'd be like the perfect time >people acting like Chelsea stepping on you is a bad thing I don't understand the world anymore. @rCharlotteSmith Same tbh "@rCharlotteSmith As weird as it is, we have to love and accept our cisters with... *squints at napkin* Viagras?" "@RedPandaism @Anarchanti (Dysphoria is an issue too, but I might have been able to work through that. Broken headphones, though... I kinda need to be able to hear)" "@RedPandaism @Anarchanti Hey once I get a new headset we can try voice chatting if you like. It won't be any help tonight, but I want to be there for you." "I've spent most of my life being terrible at knowing how to be there for others, but fuck if I'm not going to try my hardest for you folks." "I never, ever want any trans mutual of mine to feel alone. There's too much heavy shit in our lives to not support each other." Goals. https://t.co/OWep6ICcML @RedPandaism My voice is somewhat dysphoria-inducing at the moment but if you'd like me to join the text chat I'd love to. :) "@RedPandaism That sucks. D: I think you're pretty cool, but I don't think I'm one of the people you're stressing over, lol. Wish I could help. :/" @RedPandaism *hugs if that's cool* What's wrong? :/ "@RainBlackKat Also in Trump's mind, he can never admit defeat or even being wrong. Ever. Resigning the presidency is not something he's capable of doing." "@RainBlackKat I don't believe them anymore. Every week the time has come, sure, but then nothing fucking happens." "@mega64 Cheesecake is cake, Rocco. And cake is better than pie." "@MattyFranklyn But there has to be a reason it attracts nerds. I think it's the theatrics aspect, which I can understand at least abstractly. There's lore." People reacting to shit as it happens like I'm watching too. I don't even see that happening with GoT (even though I know it does). And the weird thing now is this Summer Slam shit feels exactly like a big playoff on my TL. It still feels weird to me. I still care about wrestling exactly as much as sports. Then like 10 or so years ago a lot of nerd and pop culture-related sites started catering to wrestling fans. "When I was a kid, I equated wrestling with sports. I knew it was fake/theatrics, but they both occupied the same space in my mind." This thread. Unf. https://t.co/hPNvEITSlA @RainBlackKat OMG fuck them. I've seen some of your art and I think it's lovely! (And really that's only because I've said Undertale how many times now?) "30. There are a few floating around in my head that have been mentioned on this list, but I feel like I want to give it to Majora's Mask." 29. Undertale! I couldn't figure out how to save Toriel my first time through and that soured my mood. Changed my mind to say the least :V 28. Probably Blizzard at this point. I love classic Rareware too though. And the Pokemon Company! "26. Have I mentioned how good Overwatch is yet? 27. I dunno, games aren't really about cinematics for me in that way." "24. The date for how new a ""classic"" game can be keeps moving up but Ill go with Donkey Kong Country 2 25. Sonic Mania as soon as it's on PC" "22. *I* don't think it's a proper ES sequel, but Bethesda does so fuck it: Elder Scrolls Online. 23. Overwatch is pretty fucking good, folks" "21. Probably Undertale again, but Majora's Mask is a very close second to me. More about characters than story, though." "20. Platformers. 2D course-based ones are great, but my personal favorite are 3D mission-based ones like Mario 64 and Banjo-Kazooie." "19. Deepholm, the very heart of Azeroth itself. https://t.co/Kg4b9qSEyV" "17. Bowser 18. Again, Tracer is queen <3" 16. Nothing beats Blizzard's character animation. https://t.co/ijUNuiXVrh 15. I'll do you one better. How about an Overwatch Play of the Game? https://t.co/KNor9npS0e 13. Super Mario 64 14. Most of my phone wallpapers are just cheesecake and pinups. :V Haven't had a gaming-related one in a while 10. That's a really broad one buuuuut Overwatch maybe? 11. Nintendo 3DS. I also really like the Game Boy Micro 12. Undertale >_> 9. https://t.co/kiepud722y 5. Wish I were Samus <3 6. I don't know enough about Borderlands to even know their name 7. Alphys/Undyne! <3 <3 <3 8. Undertale 3. Pokemon Black/White (Gen V in general really) 4. Donkey Kong 64. I've gotten 101% at least twice >_> 1. First one I owned was Banjo-Kazooie 2. Tracer :3 I might cheat because I really want to answer all these but go for it. https://t.co/YwvYcPoFGj "@Triclinia @norintha It does, but mine got lost in the mail. :V" @GraceEmpathy Hell yeah. @norintha You should receive your compulsory choker and ballgag 7-10 business days after coming out as trans. @norintha @GraceEmpathy @rCharlotteSmith SPANK HER!! SPAAAAAAAAANK HEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! "@GraceEmpathy @norintha @rCharlotteSmith There are so many of us just waiting to swarm you, you have no idea. https://t.co/xoIea3Alv5" @Kalindlara >:3c "@Kalindlara Deep, throbbing support just right up there against the prost--wait what were we talking about again?" "@Kalindlara Doesn't matter what you're doing, drop everything and support your fellow trans women, dammit." @Kalindlara Fuck yeah girldick! @Kalindlara I meant the trans girls I follow that are actually making porn like Satana Kennedy. Body positivity I'll click the like button for. @Kalindlara That sounds like a terrible idea lol. @Kalindlara Even the self-imposed straight-up porn ban is hard because of all the kinky trans girls I follow. >_> @drenpile_mark Your insult was so very cruel; cold "I won't ""like"" straight-up porn to shelter you lovelies but if it's drawn (and especially if it's furry) I'm slamming that like button." @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Word Crimes is better IMO but yeah I love The Lonely Island. @norintha @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/zYxImZhyry @princessfloof OH N-actually that sounds lovely~ @princessfloof What if I was already gay!? So much trans positivity today on the TL! So nice. <3 Goals. https://t.co/sLmsxFLRmS @Kalindlara :3c @Kalindlara Do you also have the thing where they look bigger from your perspective than in the mirror? @TransEthics Big mood @Comrade_Yui (Intermissions were spent changing the film reels) "@Comrade_Yui Before digital, film reels could only hold around two hours worth of movie. Intermissions were required for longer movies. No excuse now tho" @Comrade_Yui Arena :V (j/k) @rCharlotteSmith @tankigraci Me first! "@uselessneetgirl @norintha No harm, anyway. I just use the ""he died"" bit as a way to kinda laugh off how fucked up the whole situation is." "@uselessneetgirl @norintha Yeah, an apology that shows he knows WHY what he said was wrong. I don't WANT anything bad to happen to him either." """Just built this thing in Minecraft. Shame how Notch died and all. Real shame.""" "I have a friend who, whenever one of us accidentally quotes J*nTr*n says, ""It's a shame J*nTr*n died."" Might have to do the same w/ Notch." @princessfloof https://t.co/5AOQeaz1hM @ZJemptv That's a perfect summation of what it usually feels like to interact with a transphobe. This thread gives me life. https://t.co/n1eD1lkYwA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1/78 https://t.co/pSBJ2JVybK @the_moviebob Bringing up actual lion pride dynamics is a bad idea because it quickly implies Simba and Nala are half siblings. @AmyDentata I'm so sorry. Is that long enough to start feeling T? @the_jannis @TransEthics Spiro makes you crave salt. Pickles are very brine-y. @ChaKatKimber There's only one solution. https://t.co/cal6ybC0QE @TransEthics TL is very pickley today. Haven't had those cravings yet at 9 weeks but you're making me hungry. @EliAlanLili @ContraPoints What the actual fuck @EliAlanLili @ContraPoints Some people seem to think the T stands for tomato @ChaKatKimber Tiddyplant I always bum myself out when a famous person dies and I didn't realize they were still alive until now. >_> @isolfurj I'll return stuff that doesn't fit/looks bad. Slow going at first but I have to start somewhere. @isolfurj I've decided to spend today scouring Amazon and creating a shopping list that I'll buy from slowly. I just worry about all the eggs out there that hear that and continue to think they aren't trans. 4/4 "However, saying things like, ""I pretended to be a cishet man for 29 years"" is very affirming and, in a way, true. 3/" "I mean, there were clues that I was trans, but it really not that simple. 2/" "I don't want to give the impression that I fit into the ""I always knew I was a woman"" narrative 1/" @sarahlicity https://t.co/1EWvfLpXhO @Kalindlara That's understandable. :/ I'd love to see it if you decide to share it! @Kalindlara I bet that's not true! Cishet men don't know how to dress themselves and I pretended to be one for 29 years. Buying feminine clothes online Pro: Shopping discretely Con: Fuck how am I supposed to know what looks good on me "@TransEthics This just sounds like a lame attempt at a ""See how you like it"" response by clueless racists." @Lil_UnicornGirl Speak for yourself. :P "@CaseyMalone @patrickklepek Or like, ten." @rCharlotteSmith My TL is all collars rn and now I want one. @lamianoble I can imagine! I need to get me one >> @lamianoble Just gotta find the right one! :3 "@Lanthalona @ContraPoints I imagine it's not by any means perfect. Like I said, it's what I've heard/was told. Sorry that happened to your friend. :/" @cambrian_era Totally agree. "Me: Ugh, I JUST peed not that long ago Spiro: But consider this: You could pee again" "@cambrian_era In theory, with both sides acting in good faith, compromise is a good idea. The Right almost never acts in good faith." "@cambrian_era All listening 2 the Right accomplishes is yanking out political spectrum further 2 the right. The Left likes to compromise, the Right doesnt" @RainBlackKat Big mood. @ContraPoints Well that's depressing! Peak Poe's Law https://t.co/zjqef6Dp42 "@drenpile_mark ""Oh hey there she is. She should stop my more often I like seeing her.""" "@ContraPoints So, I'm TOLD that in most meatspace LGBT circles, TERFs are not tolerated whatsoever. Online it's easier for them to find platforms." @ContraPoints It's just ceaseless tearing down of our humanity. "@ContraPoints They never run out of hate for us. All we have is personal experience and the backing of the medical community, but they don't about either." "@ContraPoints You're far stronger than I could ever be at this, Contra. Too much TERF content after a while just sends me into a depression spiral." "@spacetwinks Being this incredibly adorable for chores is not required, but highly encouraged. :3" @GraceEmpathy Same and it's slowly getting worse lol. "Here ""distortion"" means ""logical conclusion"" but whatever. https://t.co/XIxHpdUU6f" @LauraGarabedian The movie is good. The soundtrack is just about perfect. ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE https://t.co/mYtWvesWop @Vexzal Yeah I go back and forth on whether or not they'll do anything. I could could see both responses as being possible. @Kalindlara @zombiemiki I wish I could have picked Glaceon because my stuffed animal collection is massive. Still have all my Beanie Babies >_> All of these have at least one aspect that's part of me but I'm Umbreon 100% https://t.co/cetA2YG4sw @drenpile_mark If you're given the wrong model good fucking luck getting it replaced... @uselessneetgirl Spiro can make you crave salt. @RainBlackKat YES @RainBlackKat Also they can no longer wear pants. Heart pattern boxers are encouraged but not required. Trans feels. https://t.co/PnIoTJ0JTT The one where Jake got infected by a Yeerk benefited from being first person MAYBE but that's it. "Petition to rewrite Animorphs in third person because come on, first person? Really?" Tobias finally got a Twitter account. How is he typing? https://t.co/6ntYRofoG4 tfw when you sort out your gender and suddenly your confusing-ass sexuality finally makes sense @TransEthics Holy shit same! @Josieraiderfan This is technically correct. The best kind of correct. "I don't know if Amazon tracks/cares about my gender or if it's decided by The Algorithm, but I'm betting I can't change it manually." @balletwidow Sploosh. @TransEthics It really does. Sorry that you're feeling it right now. :/ @Anarchanti Same and same. @Anarchanti I fully support your efforts. <3 "@Anarchanti Like, if you want HRT, you're probably not cis. But no, they want us to prove it." @Anarchanti UNLESS we detransition. Which is so blatantly transphobic it infuriates me. @Anarchanti There's massive resistance to the idea that confused cis people are unlikely to accidentally transition. Most cis people don't trust us. "@Anarchanti I agree, but getting there will be a slow, hard fight as there are plenty of even well-meaning cis people ready to fight us on that." @crunkelstilskin Totally fair! I have a massive NB blindspot due to my very biased experience but that's an important point to make. @crunkelstilskin That's a much better way to put it. Uncertain eggs might not have the vocabulary to understand it that way? Not sure. "And while even well-meaning cis people might not get this: IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TRANS, YOU'RE PROBABLY TRANS. Might sound wrong but it's true" "....but that's where the fact that these are trained individuals comes in. It's a shared discovery, in a way. You both contribute." From there it was just jumping through the necessary hoops. I'm sure asshole cis people would worry about misdiagnosis... On my first visit to my gender therapist I had 17 years of certainty behind me and she could tell. I don't want to rub it in for trans people having trouble. I'm only saying that there ARE doctors that trust us. Not that this should really be the focus but if you find the right gender therapist it's easy as fuck to get diagnosed with dysphoria. @ZJemptv I would love to know what the second asshole thinks a dysphoria diagnosis includes because I bet it's way off. @VexedPunk Understandable~ :3 @VexedPunk The laugh at the end of the gif suggested as much. :P @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Who can keep up lawl @rCharlotteSmith I love your collar. :3c This seems like an apt time to remind everyone Optimus Prime is in the movie for 15 minutes at most. https://t.co/cFcm4bh9Xe @jeffgerstmann https://t.co/JXb7XJjNSa @ContraPoints Is YouTube gonna have to retroactively censor videos where you're topless? :V @ChaKatKimber Soft and pure @rCharlotteSmith What a mean story to make up. D:< @the_moviebob Holy shit Bob that's awesome! @egoraptor No option for Sargnarg either. D: https://t.co/Nq68CvlbhH @alexandraerin @kristinrawls https://t.co/SeUvlIXDyU @Kalindlara I'm sorry what @KrangTNelson @dril @dril x @KrangTNelson OTP "It's not obvious from just text, but the kid's tone with that last line was one of confirmation not surprise." Haven't shared this on Twitter yet. Gender affiliation from the most unlikely of places today. https://t.co/CxzTQVFN1a @Kalindlara Too Many Commas is up next! @ZJemptv Ultra QT @JTWhitworth @Nautawi She eats all the men :P @ContraPoints Where can I subscribe for more Trans Tips with Tiffany food porn? @RainBlackKat @giantbomb Buuuuut BUZZ WORDS! :D @RainBlackKat @giantbomb You know. For hobbyists. (???) "@RainBlackKat ""Hobby-grade"" was a @giantbomb meme for a long-ass time due to this ridiculous tweet." @RainBlackKat Because they're the best~ :3 @RainBlackKat The best things in life are often the toughest. :/ @RainBlackKat Relatable. "@ChaKatKimber @RainBlackKat @Famitory I did not roll a Thief Archer to be social, GOD." @rCharlotteSmith GOD I wish that were me @neilhimself I was lucky enough to have my copy signed by you a couple years ago but that's such an awesome prize waiting for people! "@AndyPriceArt She's a really, really good villain." @Hbomberguy I bet her yard is just lousy with boys. It me https://t.co/Iz6gYd1vFR @ChaKatKimber Little does that cashier know that Pinkie Pie is best pony @upandoutcomic @ZJemptv AAAAAH TOO CUTE Aaaah I'm at work but I can't wait to watch this one-- https://t.co/BXVK5XVGIP GAAAAH I didn't even need to fast fughblrghghh ><;;; @rCharlotteSmith >/////< If you saw that weird-ass reply to you @rCharlotteSmith that's why. >> God Twitter why is the reply button the same as the post tweet button I don't need help embarrassing myself please and thank you @rCharlotteSmith Omg congrats!! It's such a great feeling isn't it? I was quite literally trying to break my fast Guuuuh forgot I need to fast before getting blood work. >< There goes that McDonald's I just bought... "@spacetwinks A very careful balancing act, being a comedian & also listening to criticism. Its easiest to go just ""I'm funny because I push boundaries!""" "Before the #liberals find a reason to deface, destroy or degrade this one, I thought some of you might like to see it one more time... https://t.co/stPPu9t0Zw" "@DanRyckert Are they distant cousins to Goombas? They have to be, right?" "@rCharlotteSmith I know that's not ACTUALLY true, but with the ocean of subs I see around me, it's funny to think it could be~" "Hellboy knows a thing or two about Nazis, kids. https://t.co/hgyGsYaHA1" "@perlmutations Hellboy knows a thing or two about Nazis, kids." @AshCoyote OMG you're the cutest~!! tfw you're called out by a bot https://t.co/dSQjduNOuZ @ChaKatKimber OMG my vote is for bat :3 @ChaKatKimber Is mouse too obvious? Maybe a lizard~ @rCharlotteSmith I've been told that T blockers can sometimes make your T levels rise initially before falling. It'll be okay <3 @AmyDentata Where's the lie? @DeathByCapital I'm sorry. :/ I know that feel <3 @aumoinsjacques Thanks. :) @norintha I guess if she hates me or something there's nothing I can do about it. I don't like deleting tweets if I can help it. Too late anyway. God Twitter misunderstandings give me the worst panic attacks why do I even comment on people I admire's tweets fuck fuck fuck @transscribe No no no! I meant the method of changing your name in the states. That's what's being talked about right? I wasn't blaming you for anything! @transscribe Hey here's an idea maybe don't force trans people to do this. It's mundane for everyone else but dangerous for us. @ContraPoints My... my body is ready @MagsVisaggs 2017 has been a helluva ride. @Cloudflare anybody home? https://t.co/Z7Xigewzhs Hey @Cloudflare you listening? https://t.co/BgOVCeeL3V "@ZJemptv I am so sorry this is happening to you... if there's ANYTHING we can do to help, let us know." "My boobs ARE fuller. I can't be imagining this, they feel completely different..." "@upandoutcomic Estrogen feels super good, I have to admit." @rCharlotteSmith I'd watch it. "5. May 22nd, 1987. My favorite fact about my birthday: I was born just THREE DAYS short of the 10th Anniversary of Star Wars. :3" There's something so... satisfying seeing furries come together to hate on Nazifurs. Just... fuck yeah. Not even talking about government suppression either. Just shit like we're seeing where Nazis are losing their jobs. They're Nazis. No shit. "Sure, if ""they"" start coming for people I agree with, we'll talk. I remain unconvinced that's a real danger, though." "Call me crazy but ""Freedom of speech except for Nazis"" seems pretty immune from slippery slope scenarios." "Notice they always have to carefully phrase the situation. ""Fired for political rally"" instead of ""Fired for literal Nazi march"" https://t.co/lvn1JJgLgO" @Yamino (Spoilers: We don't) @PackBenPack Educated guess: No. @Fyre_flye This is Donkey :P @polearmguy @AmyDentata Yeah people forget that. ICP is (was?) super Christian. @AmyDentata If Juggalos or ICP are completely unproblematic I'd be very surprised. Not to make a callout post but my cat Binx is a whiny momma's boy who is whining at me RIGHT NOW to go to the bed and pet him. >:Y @AliceAvizandum Sub feels~ "1. Kat, of course :P 2. 30 >< 3. Like, 22 lol 4. 5'11"" >.>" "Hey maybe I have enough followers for this now? You know the drill, one like = one answer https://t.co/u0zf1OgVlf" I'm gonna get a lot of flack for this but I can't hold it in anymore: Turn based > Real time strategy "@pebblepossum @ChaKatKimber """"beef""""" @lamianoble @norintha @Kalindlara Followed~ @norintha @Kalindlara @lamianoble I like it and am rather hard @Kalindlara eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh "I want to paint my nails, and my work would be totally cool with it, but I feel like I'm just gonna get confused looks from clients. X_x" @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith #omgSheTotallyDoes @videl_pink @JuHachiGoC18 @rCharlotteSmith #YouBringOutMyInnerBratAlsoWhyAreWeStillHashtaggingThis I already had a pair of starter boobs b4 starting HRT & I'm not sure they're bigger yet but I swear it feels like they're in the way more??? @JuHachiGoC18 @rCharlotteSmith #Anytime 😎 @ChaKatKimber Hey I should try that XD @ChaKatKimber lol I don't know shit about cooking and was joking :P @ChaKatKimber Aw thank you~ @ChaKatKimber Cook... them? Can't avoid mirrors today. Gotta shaaaaaaaveeeeffouiperwnuieop;f @ninjasexparty I think those who hastily voted for Europe were caught up in the heat of the moment. @JohnSmiley0231 @ninjasexparty Toto? @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith #WithPleasure~ @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith #Hashtagsaredumbisdumb Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed when there should have been none there @AshCoyote Saaaaame @crunkelstilskin @rCharlotteSmith #ashtags @rCharlotteSmith #ButtStuff "@norintha @AliceAvizandum @NorWesternCrow @EstrusFlask Textbook example, really." @manakete @Kalindlara This is very true! Makes your face look smaller and cuter <3 @Kalindlara They would have been too small anyway. Need BIG glasses to rock that trans girl look. @Kalindlara I used to wear glasses by my prescription is super low so when my dog ate them last year I never got around to getting more >.> Need to get me a pair of big Trans Girl Glasses "@ContraPoints Well, good morning Baltimore!" @ContraPoints https://t.co/hO1b92pl1W https://t.co/VqLdsgMSpU @MagsVisaggs @upandoutcomic I'll get the popcorn! "I feel like bureaucracy would slow down doing this to the point of it not happening, BUT sure, it's not the worst idea. https://t.co/yA5b3wooHx" @norintha My top five (also if you're on PC tell me your Battlenet name in the Discord!) https://t.co/rIuEKwalfI Tackling THE MOST IMPORTANT issues right now. https://t.co/I1RjD9rayR @rCharlotteSmith Universal transbian feels @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith That's a fine one to start with. @spectra_belle @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara Self-restraint? Probably not. More like ropes and handcuffs. :3c @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Otherwise mine is Star Wars. "@spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Well my first is only Sonic if by you by ""fandom"" you mean ""Active, probably online community who chats about some piece of media.""" @spectra_belle @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara We'll have noting of the sort! :3c @drenpile_mark @Kalindlara We'll finally be able to contain The Thirst. @rCharlotteSmith Best fandom! Followed by worst fandom (j/k my first is probably Sonic) @ZJemptv Of course you're a woman. @rCharlotteSmith 18 v relatable @rCharlotteSmith As you should be~ @rCharlotteSmith Yes you~ You went from being very bad (stayed up past your bedtime) to being good enough to earn a treat! <3 @30_Helens *Achilles dick @Kalindlara @norintha @rCharlotteSmith I don't know :X @rCharlotteSmith Such a good girl~ @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Oh cool! Colorado seems pretty supportive in general so here's hoping. "@rCharlotteSmith BY THE WAY... a couple of us discovered DMs can have more than two people, so we could try moving to that next time. >.>" @rCharlotteSmith Saaaaame. But it's so nice to feel so connected to other trans girls. @norintha @rCharlotteSmith It's not gonna matter if Trump rolls back the requirement for insurance companies to cover trans care! Hoping it won't get that bad... @Kalindlara @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Done. (other than this one of course) Sorry <3 "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith I did. It's out of his hands. Insurance wants to wait a year. June 2018, mark your calendars!" "@norintha @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith I was asked how fully I wanted to start. I asked for the max he'd give me. But other than that, no input, no." "@norintha @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Yeah all my bloodwork looked fantastic so my doctor was basically, ""You wanna just go full spiro and near-full E?""" @norintha @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith I get the impression that various endocrinologists have different opinions on what's best based on experience. "@TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @JuHachiGoC18 @your_joeliness @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith There was always an Empress, haven't you met her~?" @spectra_belle Feels "@Kalindlara @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Huh. My doctor was acting like 6 was the max, but he might have been talking short-term. I'm on 4 atm." "@spectra_belle Never tried it, but I found the right trans girl I'd eagerly give it a shot~" @norintha @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith I'd feel better about asking for it by name once I'm further along in HRT. I'm still not on the max dose for estradiol yet (soon tho!) @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith No worries <3 "@Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Oh just normal old estradiol. Sorry, I was taking the cute ""I'm already a woman my body just needed help"" route of explaining." @spectra_belle @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @your_joeliness stoooooop~ @norintha @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @your_joeliness (BLUSHES HARDER WITHOUT MEANING TO) @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @your_joeliness @norintha My face is very large (and my real one is very red atm) @spectra_belle <3 <3 <3 @norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink Are you me? Lol I've had an account for many years but only got into Twitter recently for some reason. @spectra_belle I'm sorry. :/ *hugs* @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink Lol totally understandable @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink I'm newish to Twitter. Didn't know group DMs were a thing! I'm always down for some of that~ Thirstwave died down for now tho @drenpile_mark @norintha Oh really~ @norintha @drenpile_mark I can understand that in like an abstract way but all that sounds great XD "@norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink Awww, I'm sorry. Thanks for having a bit of fun, though~ We need a slightly more private space perhaps." @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink (btw if you like know any discord groups I'm all ears <_< ) "@drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink There's also DMs. Or like, Discord for group fun. >_>" @norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink I've MOSTLY given up caring about that. >_> @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink It was very fun to watch / sort of be a part of :P "First thought: There should be a kinky meetup space for trans women Second thought: Actually, invite everyone but the cishet men" @norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink Sounds like a fun time~ :3 Too bad this isn't meatspace :/ @GameGrumps Hey hey hey Smoke weed everyday | (what were you talking about?) @videl_pink @norintha @spectra_belle @drenpile_mark I look forward to it~ @videl_pink @norintha @spectra_belle @drenpile_mark Better bust out the screencaps~ (kidding) @norintha @videl_pink @spectra_belle @drenpile_mark <3 u 2 Norintha~ "@spectra_belle @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha It really is~ But a cyberspanking is definitely not the same. :P FWIW Videl, if this were meatspace I'd rebel like a brat~" @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha The ultimate dilemma: Do I be obedient or get a much-desired punishment? @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Or what? >:P @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Oh? "@videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha I'm new at this too, don't worry. But I was TRYING to egg you on so you could, y'know, domme me~" @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha The still-learning and extremely rusty domme~ :P @drenpile_mark @norintha @spectra_belle @videl_pink Subby trans girl feels @norintha @spectra_belle @videl_pink @drenpile_mark Maximum brat~ "@norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink If @drenpile_mark is otherwise busy, I might be able to help you with that~" @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Ooh yes please~ @norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink Do iiiiit~ @spectra_belle @videl_pink @norintha @drenpile_mark It's the fucking best. Just get lost in it all~ "@videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha *yawn* I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention~" "@norintha @videl_pink @drenpile_mark Spare the rod, spoil the child~" @drenpile_mark @videl_pink @norintha I'm feeling incredibly bratty at the moment so I make no promises. @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Acting like one~ Gotta a subby-ass sub giving you sass~ @drenpile_mark @videl_pink @norintha Right!? She's so silly. @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Nope! :3 @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha No~ :P @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink GOALS holy shit @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha You could show us~ @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink Me first~ @norintha @videl_pink @drenpile_mark Struggling + being bratty might give you some trouble~ @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha ... Goddammit @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Careful admitting that around these parts~ @drenpile_mark @videl_pink @norintha Goals~ @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha Shit you're right. "@chrismcfeely Also, people shit on Funko POPS. Their Rock Candy line is really solid." @chrismcfeely I need that Raven!! @drenpile_mark @norintha @videl_pink We'll all be on the bottom. Somehow. #SubLife @norintha @drenpile_mark @videl_pink YES PLEASE WHERE ARE SIGNUPS @videl_pink @drenpile_mark @norintha You'd be stronger with sleep~ @drenpile_mark Saaaame @spectra_belle @drenpile_mark @videl_pink @norintha Hell yeah~ How do you explain Tim Allen? https://t.co/DyhTOUB4F1 @drenpile_mark @videl_pink @norintha Kinky~ @videl_pink @norintha @drenpile_mark Whatever you say. :P @videl_pink @norintha @drenpile_mark But a lack of sleep makes one weak :P Starting today I will no longer talk to myself in my male voice. Gonna get this training started stat. @rCharlotteSmith Oh shit me too >_> "@norintha Congrats, lol <3" "@spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Naughty girl, the ride never ends~" @rCharlotteSmith Thirstwave can't stop won't stop @rCharlotteSmith Same lol "@Latentsage @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Miss Charlotte, we have another~" "@your_joeliness @spectra_belle @TheBigLoaf @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith It might be cute, but if Cyberqueen doesn't want it, she'll just take that out of our silly little heads~" @TheBigLoaf @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith You can be spared. Cyberqueen respects the genders of all. @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @TheBigLoaf @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Deep down I am only Cyberqueen. I need not silly costumes to please her~ "@your_joeliness @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Naughty, disobedient girl. Asking for a punishment~" @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness *Moans* I didn't really need that anyway~Whatever it was.... @your_joeliness @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle I asked first nya~ @spectra_belle @your_joeliness @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf https://t.co/p447vkKMlh @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness Mmmmm feel free to scrub away any remaining resistance out of my silly flesh brain~ @your_joeliness @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle Good girl~ @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness <3 @TheBigLoaf @rCharlotteSmith @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @videl_pink Just teasing~ @TheBigLoaf @rCharlotteSmith @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @videl_pink We can fix that. <3 "@rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness Oh yes. I just like the idea of being corrected~ I might not need to be, though." "@rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness You can bully me whenever you like, Miss Charlotte <3" @TheBigLoaf @rCharlotteSmith @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @videl_pink CYBERQUEEN YES~ @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness Yes ma'am <3 @rCharlotteSmith Surely they must mean cishet millennial boys. Those guys ARE pretty weird. I however love me some titties~ @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Omg same. I had to get special pills to kickstart mine. XP "@videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness It's okay, we're just teasing. <3" @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness Omg I want to be corrected~ @rCharlotteSmith <3 <3 <3 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness It surely must mean you like what Miss Charlotte is saying~ @rCharlotteSmith Was I good? <3 @ChaKatKimber That myth kept me from transitioning for SEVENTEEN YEARS. FUCK the people who keep it alive. @ChaKatKimber Fun fact: People who perpetuate the transtrender myth are literal scum not worth a second of anyone's time. @rCharlotteSmith @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @your_joeliness @videl_pink You should really listen to Miss Charlotte for your own good~ @rCharlotteSmith @your_joeliness @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @videl_pink But honestly it's not very detailed. Doesnt dwell on carefully describing organs or blood. I'm practically hemophobic and it was fine for me @TheBigLoaf @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle @your_joeliness @videl_pink https://t.co/qV7gYf6aRK @your_joeliness @rCharlotteSmith @TheBigLoaf @spectra_belle @videl_pink You'll figure out pretty fast if it's not for you. :P You MUST https://t.co/dAemGhqNva @rCharlotteSmith All for Cybermom~ @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Oooh yes you're right about that~ @videl_pink @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Resistance is futile <3 <3 <3 @your_joeliness @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Adorable~ "@videl_pink @JuHachiGoC18 @norintha @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Still, need your beauty rest and all that. <3" @your_joeliness @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Yaaay~ @Kalindlara @spectra_belle A lot of us do~ "@spectra_belle @your_joeliness You're not wrong, but... girldick is kind of the best." "@your_joeliness @spectra_belle All porn is problematic, but everyone has their own personal limits." "@your_joeliness @spectra_belle That's understandable. For weirdos like us, though... unf." @ContraPoints Thank you!! @spectra_belle @your_joeliness As it should be. Is @dril an actual wizard? https://t.co/LrbdOgTrvW @norintha I'm not actually gonna do it. A woman can dream though. @Anarchanti @rCharlotteSmith Trans feels My cat Binx is such a loud purrer and a massive momma's boy I love him. 💕 @rCharlotteSmith Silly girl accidentally migendered herself @Kalindlara @spectra_belle Goals. @norintha I'll try. @norintha Beats the fuck out of my 100% of the time. :/ @upandoutcomic @MagsVisaggs I admit I wondered. You'd be adorable together. @rCharlotteSmith Teach me your ways "@norintha Here's the real question though: How often are you misgendered? I just want strangers to ""ma'am"" me, even if I can't change my voice." Fuck maybe I'll just get vocal chord surgery and risk the Minnie Mouse voice. @norintha Sure I'd love to hear you. Maybe scare me into action? Or inspire me. I dunno. @norintha @VexedPunk I would love to sometime hear what you sound like unless it's truly unchanged. Might give me some hope. @norintha @VexedPunk Nooooo I am struck with a bizarre combination of belonging and hopelessness. D: @Kalindlara Sign me up @VexedPunk @norintha Oh my god I feel less alone but this doesn't help my voice problem XP @VexedPunk @norintha Like I'll be read as trans in a bad way I dunno. @VexedPunk @norintha Like talking super feminine in meatspace sounds scary for some reason @VexedPunk @norintha Good advice but that's almost more intimidating for me I have a weird thing where just the thought of putting on a new voice embarrasses me. @norintha I just used deep as a shorthand. Is your voice unchanged is what I meant. Some trans women CAN rock that. @norintha Is your voice seriously pre-transition levels of deep still? You make me worry my procrastination will get out of hand... @norintha D: This is an adorable tweet https://t.co/SNLn1QCOK8 "@Kalindlara I'm already embarrassed by my normal singing voice, lol. But that's not a bad idea." We desperately need more dommes this is a good thing. https://t.co/30tg1mY6sB @manakete @AliceAvizandum I think I had this exact thought the night before I came out. "@spectra_belle How dare you actually USE Twitter, apparently." @manakete I just need to practice every time I'm talking to myself. I want to practice with that first before trying it in front of people. >_> @manakete Yeah if you swallow right you can feel it go up too. I can get it there but holding it there is tough. @manakete Totally! I can get it there but holding it there is hard. I know it takes practice of course but finding when and how often is tough. @VexedPunk Ooh bookmarked thank you! @RedPandaism Lol if I walk into work being shy people will think I was taken by a body snatcher. :P I'm very talkative and outgoing. Hey do any of my trans followers have tips on voice training? @spectra_belle I would totally go shopping with you I'm sorry. :/ @spectra_belle RIGHT!? @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @rCharlotteSmith @JuHachiGoC18 @norintha @videl_pink Maybe we ARE bloodthirsty... @norintha I'd still appreciate the company! Now see the only issue with have an online-only group of trans girlfriends is that none of you can take me shopping. :P @manakete @Kalindlara Nice! "@manakete @Kalindlara A friend of mine once told me, ""The best part about being a tall girl is not having to ask creepy men to get you things off the top shelf.""" "@Kalindlara Aw, thank you. <3 <3 <3" @norintha @drenpile_mark @VexedPunk Undeniably. @norintha (Looking forward to that perversion part too~) @norintha You really do! Thank you. <3 "(This is all your fault, @norintha :P)" "Well, fine. All this confidence is contagious. My avatar is now my only good (snapchat-enhanced) selfie. Enjoy?" "@Kalindlara @norintha I think I might have a thing for tall girls too, damn." @Kalindlara @norintha RIGHT!? "@VexedPunk I know that feel. I bet you're not as alienating as you fear, though!" @norintha @Kalindlara I commented on that selfie that you look gorgeous and I stand by that statement. <3 Tomorrow marks 9 weeks on HRT! "@norintha @Kalindlara Well see, you're taller than me, which *I* like, though I'm sympathetic. <3" "@rCharlotteSmith You should panic more often, that was hot. <3" @rCharlotteSmith Naughty girl~ And it's @manakete! Thanks~ Today was such a great Twitter day. So much trans support! Made new friends too! Just fantastic. @norintha @Kalindlara Hey I was right! @norintha I Knew it! Gorgeous~ @norintha @Kalindlara 4 years older than me and 4 inches taller. :P I bet you look great though. <3 @Kalindlara SO lucky. I'm jealous~ "@Kalindlara BEING tall is kind of not the best, though... I'm about 5'11""" @XylariaVG @Kalindlara They're basically the best~ @upandoutcomic This comic is too cute~! @rCharlotteSmith @Gbruhawa @spectra_belle @JuHachiGoC18 @norintha @videl_pink I don't blame you. If I had the power to pause the chat until you got back I would have. :P "@Gbruhawa @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @JuHachiGoC18 @norintha @videl_pink I barely kept up. I'm surprised Miss Charlotte is going through it all, lol." @rCharlotteSmith But you have to admit it's kind of the best~ @rCharlotteSmith @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @norintha @videl_pink It was really good! I can't remember how many threads were going but it was just a big old transbian chat fest. @rCharlotteSmith has returned to her exploded notifications I see. >_> "Today has definitely been an ""Avoid all mirrors"" day. Fun." @Lil_UnicornGirl Best feeling. "@MagsVisaggs If he's not beginning every sentence with ""Captain,"" it just sounds weird." @Kalindlara Nice! @Kalindlara Completely understandable! @Kalindlara I understand <3 I've been going back and forth on whether or not to use my one good selfie as my avatar on here. "@Kalindlara I'd want big boobers anyway, but my shoulders as SO WIDE. Like, I know I'm a trans girl but it's kind of ridiculous." @Kalindlara Lord Give me Big Titties @spectra_belle I've heard of that I think. What is it and how do I know if it happens to me? D: One more follower until the big 100! Who's it gonna be? Tell your trans girl friends~! But I'll trade noticing growth for a chance at some nice knockers. <3 "Unfortunately it means it's very hard to notice any growth. They might be bigger already, I dunno." Luckily I turned out to be trans. But it means I might have a head start on breast development? Never been measured but they MIGHT be Bs. Let me tell you: There's no way that didn't happen with me. I had the painful boob lumps and everything in my preteen years. A few years back I found there was a lawsuit against the company that made one of the meds for causing breast development in boys. "Back when I was a kid I was on various meds for my Tourettes Syndrome," @spectra_belle @RedPandaism LOVE her @Kalindlara Samus is trans and GORGEOUS. "@MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle I mean, that's kind of the problem. I really want the US political scale to move back to the left after decades of drifting right." @RedPandaism OMG how could anyone call Chelsea ugly. @spectra_belle @RedPandaism Literally XP I have one of them Curious Cat things if people want to ask me stuffs. https://t.co/rK3uK6LhUC @ZJemptv Yes please~ @Kalindlara OMG yes "@transscribe At MOST, we ask that people CONSIDER why trans women are out of the question as potential partners. That's all." @transscribe What really annoys me about this line of thinking is that no trans woman I've ever met wants to force herself on ANYONE. "This should really surprise no one, but it is important to remind people. https://t.co/mhRBG7Yncj" @spectra_belle @norintha @Kalindlara @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Try telling that to transphobes though. "@spectra_belle @norintha @Kalindlara @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I hate gatekeeping in all its forms, but this one is particularly insidious. Makes me sick." @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Same! It's why I get so mad when people get all worked up about puberty blockers. Trans kids need protecting. @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Thank you so much~ @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith It's been a heavy feelsy kinda day. "@Kalindlara @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I really want to go back in time, tell myself I was being stupid, that I'm trans, and that it will be alright. :/" @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith We thought she was pretending to be trans to be cool. We were dumb teenagers. But it kept me from admitting I was trans for way too long. "@norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Reminds me of drama on a message board I was on back in 2002 or so. Two trans women, one was a complete asshole." @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith :3c @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Shit. Talk about feeling alone. :/ @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith ANY reason~? :P @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Pretty sure she's not even gonna bother reading all this and I don't blame her. @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith The trans women who had to do this before the internet are fucking warriors. @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Is it cool if I DM you with questions if I have any? @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Totally! BTW I am so glad I met you on here because an experienced trans person is such an amazing resource to have. @Kalindlara @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Are you me? Lol "@spectra_belle @Kalindlara @norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I know that's a thing, but I haven't run into much yet." "@norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Totally! I know there are followers that don't want to see this shit, lol. But it means finding other trans women to relate to so worth it." @norintha @drenpile_mark @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith This is true and very important. @Kalindlara @norintha @drenpile_mark @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I'm sorry :/ 1987 sisters though! Good year to be born <3 @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith When I first came out I was so desperate to find other trans women to reach out to. Weirdly Twitter has been better than Tumblr for that. @norintha @drenpile_mark @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I'm merely 30 and suddenly feel much better about my age. @spectra_belle @norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Tumblr for me. Took me 17 years(!!!) to learn that dysphoria takes all kinds of forms. @norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith ....Maybe I'll try it sooner lol @norintha @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith This is why I've been frantically collecting trans friends on Twitter. "@spectra_belle @norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Count yourself lucky you figured all this out sooner. Like, teenage me was so painfully trans and yet I had no idea." "@norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I keep hearing about progesterone and how awesome it is. I have plenty of time to try that out, though." "@norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I would have assumed I was the oldest, ha-rumph. :X" @norintha @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith OMG you are giving me so much hope stop that. @norintha @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith (We are the furthest thing from bloodthirsty killers) "@norintha @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Got us trained enough that, were we bloodthirsty killers, you wouldn't even break a sweat." "@norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Good goddamn you are the most experienced out of all of us I think! Yeah, I hope I don't need augmentation. We'll see." @norintha @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Yessss~ I'm a little on the thicc side so I hope I get lucky. @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Perfect summation of the situation lol @norintha @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Been on HRT a while then? @spectra_belle Fuck yeah~! @norintha @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I'm tempering my expectations. My ideal is DD. @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I can be the exact amount of gay you need me to be~ "@JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith You have a gaggle of thirsty, subby, gay trans girls circling you atm lol" @spectra_belle @JuHachiGoC18 @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith It's fine lol @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith The best~ @spectra_belle @JuHachiGoC18 @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Hey she was asking me! So very very gay~ @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I'll settle for C cups but I'm not holding my breath :X @norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle I have family there! I spent most of my teen years in Fresno so I consider Calia and Colorado my home states. "@norintha @Kalindlara @spectra_belle Lol, Colorado too?" "@spectra_belle @Kalindlara @norintha That's basically your anthem, right? The next words are West Virginia, lol" @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith GOALS @spectra_belle @JuHachiGoC18 @Gbruhawa @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Small world! I am also Very Gay @spectra_belle @Kalindlara @norintha Take me hoooooome country roooooooad "@spectra_belle @Gbruhawa @JuHachiGoC18 @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I'm sorry, I don't follow" "@Kalindlara @spectra_belle @norintha Colorado! But yeah, not very close." @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @norintha @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Lol we're still blowing up poor @rCharlotteSmith's notifications XD "@spectra_belle @norintha @Kalindlara Right!? Plus a lot of us are pretty early in our transition (if we've started at all), and no one needs dysphoria fucking it all up." "@norintha @spectra_belle @Kalindlara That's the way to do it, it seems." "@spectra_belle @Kalindlara @norintha It's fine. We're actually very close friends still. But it does mean I'm depressingly single, lol." @spectra_belle @Kalindlara @norintha My ex was very subby so I tried my best to domme but I failed miserably... then I realized I was trans (she's straight) and... yeah. @drenpile_mark @VexedPunk @norintha Join us~ @Kalindlara @norintha @spectra_belle Is... such a relationship possible? I guess in theory... @spectra_belle @norintha @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Weirdly sexual but also appropriately sexual. @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith I'm so new at this... I'll work up the gumption eventually but I am super subby understand. @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith So many thirsty subby trans girls you have no idea. @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Oh god even better~ @spectra_belle @JuHachiGoC18 @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith If you can make it to switch that's close enough! "@JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Speaking of which if you, like, need anything, feel free to DM me whenever~" "@JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Just tell subs you're a domme and they will trip over themselves to follow you, yes." @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Followed! "That's good to know, thank you. I don't have it yet, but when I do I'll open a ticket. Thanks for getting back to me! https://t.co/CYZXc8ODyg" @JuHachiGoC18 @spectra_belle @videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith Not a sub you say~? @Speed_Freak01 Holy shit what an honor! "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha @upskuttle Oh. Well nevermind then, lol. She does have good taste though!" @rCharlotteSmith @norintha @upskuttle Omg is she the source of all this? We can thank your Mistress for finding this game? @rCharlotteSmith @norintha (Our Cybermom demands it) @Kalindlara Bad vibes. @Kalindlara I think a lot of us do. :/ "@Kalindlara @norintha @rCharlotteSmith I'm, um, missing the right parts for that but I'm planning on upgrading asap >_>" @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Fuck yeah that sounds great! "@spectra_belle Hey I'm really, really bad at making friends feel better when they're down but I want you to know I see you and I care about you." @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Yes that's a good one @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Cyberqueen is VERY efficient like that~ "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith It is, isn't it?" @rCharlotteSmith Hey that's my ringtone! "I am, technically speaking, a dommeless sub and I am taking signups if anyone's interested. FUCK." @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Especially if you pick all the right answers~ @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Yes you really need to do this. @rCharlotteSmith MOOD @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Interesting. @rCharlotteSmith @norintha Go on~ @RedPandaism @xychelsea Congrats!!! @rCharlotteSmith @RedPandaism @xychelsea Omg that is so amazing!! @videl_pink @your_joeliness @spectra_belle Don't listen to the heathen. She cares not for our Cyberqueen. Join the collective and become one with your Mommy~ @uselessneetgirl @rCharlotteSmith @RedPandaism @spectra_belle Big mood @your_joeliness @spectra_belle Cyberize your name. >:) @spectra_belle Could be a lot worse. I know it's cold comfort but I really wish I knew I was trans that early. Didn't realize until I was 29... "@spectra_belle It's worth it, though. Even though it doesn't seem like it now." @spectra_belle You're still here and fighting after so long. You're doing amazing. :) @spectra_belle You're a far stronger woman than I am. @spectra_belle *hugs* It'll be okay. It sucks now I know. I'm so sorry. :/ @spectra_belle I'm sorry. :/ The wait can be killer. I only had to wait 10 months from coming out to getting HRT & it may as well have been an eternity @spectra_belle Are you on T blockers at least? @RedPandaism @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Also getting horny is COMPLETELY different and exciting. @RedPandaism @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith It feels good! Nothing to be nervous about. It's very hard to describe but I just feel like my mind is clearer without T. "@RedPandaism @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith I don't do injections so I'm not sure. All I can say is, with pills at least, two months in I feel fantastic." @rCharlotteSmith @RedPandaism @spectra_belle Delicious estradiol~ @RedPandaism @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith T blockers and estrogen will fix you right up <3 @spectra_belle Oh yes. Just hook me up to the machine that pumps that feeling into my brain all day. @spectra_belle From what? Oh my. Is this another Thirstwave? Two @rCharlotteSmith retweets in a row~~ "@rCharlotteSmith @Gbruhawa @spectra_belle One of us, one of us." "@videl_pink @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Cyberqueen is never ""done"" you silly girl. She is eternal." @spectra_belle Ugh. It is poisoning. I'm tearing up thinking about it. Glad it's out of me. @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Oh fuck yeah. I love my ship mommy. @spectra_belle Protip: Testosterone is literally the worst. "@rCharlotteSmith It's the worst. I feel better now, though." @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Yeah I've never really been male but for a while there I was really confused and thought I was and it was not a fun time. @rCharlotteSmith sounds pretty awful tbh @rCharlotteSmith Ewwww do we have to be male? @spectra_belle You think boys and girls are just toys Made for one another Well I got news for you Even toys can hurt each other @spectra_belle Trans girl feels. @spectra_belle I feel like I'd be down for a poly relationship but I'm personally still figuring out what a relationship even means to me tbh "@spectra_belle I mean, I don't really care about the show anymore, but I gotta hand it to him for keeping it up. He's still the original, still going." It is the year of out lord 2017 and James Rolfe is still making Angry Video Game Nerd videos. @OneLameShark @cyberdoctor42 If you go past 3 with army building you might never stop. @OneLameShark I just think he looks cool. I with the GotG2 Marvel Legends version was this one. @spectra_belle Naughty girl @OneLameShark He's technically a Transformers character. I have him on my Generations shelf! My new favorite thing is all my favorite apolitical celebrity accounts denouncing bigotry. https://t.co/5IwZ9V1frD @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Especially when you're thirsty~ "@spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith A big, thick... sandwich." @rCharlotteSmith Making sure you're nice and full... of lunch. @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith Kinky~ @spectra_belle omg it is I'm totally a bambi lesbian "@ZJemptv ""Concerns""!? They want to completely invalidate our very existence, but we should listen to their ""concerns.""" @pattonoswalt Does he have some sort of rare Political Tourrettes or something? JOBS!! I will say tho unlike five years ago I am WAY less picky. Just need a lady to order me around and call me a good girl. "I suspect tho that's an issue with the community at large. I mean, so many thirsty subby trans girls, as we know." Oh hey another thing about Fetlife I almost forgot: Female dommes are fucking unicorns. "@BlizzardCS I can almost understand not being able to change my first name, but what if I get married or move to a new country? All three are grayed out https://t.co/ijbu5UMZAH" And this Battlenet account dates back to Wrath of the Lich King so no way I'm ditching it now. That ain't my real name anymore. I keep finding my deadname lurking everywhere online. Just tried to add someone on Battlenet and it gives the option to use your real name. "Hey @BlizzardCS, is there a way to change real name on my Battlenet account? I'm trans and I'd like to remove my deadname." @Speed_Freak01 I love Road Rage so much~ @valeriehalla Same!! I'm only a casual Sonic fan but it looks so good. @AshCoyote Oh I am kinkshaming the FUCK out of an actual Nazi. @valeriehalla (Whispers) Sonic special stages are kind of terrible @rCharlotteSmith Yesss~ Was actually planning on staying up past my bed time but my eyelids are super heavy. Cant even be a bad girl when I try :( @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle *hugs* I believe things will get better. @Lil_UnicornGirl Trans girl feels. Really? I can't just accidentally grow my balls back? Huh! Weird! "Love how in his email response to my asking about it, my endocrinologist reminded me that an orchiectomy is irreversible." @Giganizer54 @StudentOfEth @organik_music @SJWMEGATRON Oh hey a new person to block! @spectra_belle It's the best video ever made. @spectra_belle I feel the same. :/ "The only thing I could play Sonic Mania on is the PC, so until that version releases here's the next best thing https://t.co/Nq68CvlbhH" BIG MOOD https://t.co/oN94byyGi6 @spectra_belle (I only did it because you were lol) @spectra_belle Bright green with a distinct silhouette. Far cry from the mush of black and silver of the first movie (and what felt like most of the OT) "@spectra_belle Fucking revolutionary for the series, as sad as it is to say." "@spectra_belle Like, they're distinct body shapes! Different colors! Different voices! That one is bright blue! I understand what's going on!" "@spectra_belle I guess I see what you mean, but in AoE I was too blinded by actual CHARACTER to care about them being dicks." "@spectra_belle I hate RotF more than the damn Star Wars prequels, so understand I was almost disgusted with myself." "@spectra_belle Hound was the only AoE standout for me. In TLK I liked Hot Rod, Cogman, and I found myself nostalgic for Wheelie. I shocked myself." @spectra_belle I picture something akin to War For/Fall Of Cybertron. Higher resolution but the same basic aesthetic. @spectra_belle Hound made me interested in the Bayverse for the first time in years. I think there's hope. "@spectra_belle I guess. The most glaring issue I find is the boring robot characters so I want that fixed first, but thankfully they are slowly fixing that" @spectra_belle I want a reboot that starts with a whole movie about the Cybertronian Civil War. No humans. Also a Beast Wars movie would be awesome. "@spectra_belle Maybe. I almost see it more like audiences made up their mind with AoE and the only people left are enjoying it, ironically or unironically" "@spectra_belle I don't hate him, but he stands in stubborn defiance of what Aligned is trying to accomplish." @spectra_belle I disagree if it means I'm right and we'll get to see directors who actually LIKE the franchise take a swing. "@spectra_belle True. Despite Aligned trying SO hard to bring everything together, a movie in 2017 made Hot Rod into a French guy with a time gun(???)" "@spectra_belle No, no, no. See, with the Transformers Cinematic Universe they got going it means that Bay can't direct them all." "@spectra_belle That version exists along with the G1 incarnations. Just like with TMNT half the random merch (t-shirts, mugs, whatever) is G1" (even though easily half of my followers followed me half a decade ago when this was a VERY different account and might be inactive now) Hey I'm 10 followers away from the big 100. Tell your trans girl friends. @rCharlotteSmith Goddammit I'm not into feet what's happening to me @spectra_belle We gotta invent the Matrix faster than this. @Reynarius Widowmaker love specifically through the view of a lesbian? It's relatable. @Reynarius Big mood "@norintha My MIND is a the most obedient good little girl you'll ever need. Meatspace involves my mind too, but why start there?" "Like, ideally I'd like to have a relationship start digital and see where we go from there. Dysphoria's a bitch like that." "Made a new Fetlife account before remembering, ""Oh yeah, this is significantly less fun when meatspace is involved.""" "@spectra_belle Like, at 2:09 in the song. I don't know what the music is doing but I need it grafted onto my SOUL." "@spectra_belle Anyway, I could nerd out about Neil for hours. That was super fun, thank you~" @spectra_belle HIS LUNGS WERE FILLED WITH SCORPIONS! Why!? "@spectra_belle Also, the way the story is framed is so genius. It's piecing together a man who becomes more and more horrifyingly ridiculous." @spectra_belle It's so good! Lol @spectra_belle That's the point! I fucking love how incredibly world-bending this guy was. He's like worse than fifty Antichrists. "@spectra_belle I've had an idea for an album cover for that song for years (that I've never drawn, lol). It just inspires me." "@spectra_belle Also, When He Died, despite being released 2 or 3 years prior, is still a fucking show-stopper. God." "@spectra_belle Just similar themes. Though maybe Soft Fuzzy would be totally down to date No Eyed, lol." "@spectra_belle Like, the tone of Soft Fuzzy is upbeat and fun. I don't think he's forceful, but he's gaseous so it comes off as weird." @spectra_belle Maybe! I lump it with No Eyed Girl as two monsters looking for love. @spectra_belle There's layers! Like ogres... "@spectra_belle @neilcic Still in a farcical tone, though, for what that's worth." "@spectra_belle @neilcic I mean, I'm pretty sure he's mocking it, but As Your Father, I Earn My Life, Reagonomics and Man-Made Object are all bunched together. Weird" @spectra_belle @neilcic How do you feel about the latter half of the album? It gets... weirdly patriarchal and I'm not sure how I feel about it. "@spectra_belle @neilcic You can tell he tinkers with his work for a while. I'm a 2D artist and not musically talented at all, but I sense a lot of care in his work." @cambrian_era @ZJemptv Fucking preach it. "@spectra_belle @neilcic I feel like the music in that really encapsulates the rather unique genre he's found for himself. Like, what do you even call that?" "@spectra_belle @neilcic That's a good one! My favorite is Soft Fuzzy Man. I love the album, but it gets so weird towards the end." @spectra_belle Annoyed Grunt might be @neilcic's best work to date. I also LOVE Space Monkey Mafia. You should check out Spirit Phone if you haven't yet. "@d_m_elms Baroness is my fave, I'll admit, lol. But I love Zarana's style!" @d_m_elms I'm probably the most casual Joe collector in the world but I wanted that Zarana figure SO BAD when it came out. @mosswyrm @rCharlotteSmith Isn't it?! "Most of those totals will forever be -1 because of golden weapons, but I got one set for my girl Tracer at least." I MAY have a problem but I'm big enough to admit that. https://t.co/0MnY9LxGwN @spectra_belle She's my trans girlfriend and I love her. "But Widow's IS still the best, I'll admit. https://t.co/P2sJc0yk16" "Look, I know all the gay and bi girls are freaking out over Widowmaker's new skin but hear me out here: https://t.co/nh54RIxFW3" @Kalindlara https://t.co/9fUYUrO9GS @MagsVisaggs They didn't take any pictures of Marty so there's nothing to compare it to. "@MagsVisaggs Yeah, she members Marty the boy she had a crush on, but his face is kinda hazy. Also she saw her kid veeeeery slowly age into him." @MagsVisaggs Shit I meant 30 years dammit "@MagsVisaggs The assumed explanation is that she doesn't remember a face she knew for a week 20 years ago, fling or no." Mondays are my Fridaaaaaays~ And I'm home from work~! @30_Helens https://t.co/KgFpSt9qZx @spectra_belle Thirstwave hits hard and fast @princessfloof Hey~ @princessfloof *pets fluff* @ChaKatKimber Shit I don't have it either! @ChaKatKimber Y-yes please @Kalindlara Oh your fine. I love it. <3 "@norintha I'm like, negative Domme. No." @Kalindlara @norintha @spectra_belle Same So many thirsty-ass subby trans girls blowing up my notifications I can't keep up dammit @spectra_belle @norintha @Kalindlara FUND IT @norintha @spectra_belle @Kalindlara God imagine being a Domme. Just a wealth of riches. @spectra_belle You rang? @spectra_belle True. So many subs in desperate need of discipline. @spectra_belle You know you could just @ me lol @Kalindlara UGH SAME @spectra_belle Needs it unf @spectra_belle Emphasis on calling me a good girl tho @spectra_belle Rope is fine tbh @spectra_belle RIGHT!?! Just tie me up and say I'm a good girl FUCK @spectra_belle Yes I was prepared to agree with either interpretation @spectra_belle Fuuuuuck same Soooo cutting up my junk in any way (even just a neuter) has to wait until June 2018. I hope my insurance will still cover it by then... @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/awc83oVHWG @spectra_belle Taste the feet not the heat? @AshCoyote Omg that's so wonderful! @rCharlotteSmith I hope your night got better. :/ *hugs* @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink VERY good girl~ @mitotic @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle You're all too adorable~ @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle Would there be a smaller spaceship inside you? @rCharlotteSmith Aww that's super sweet. I'm glad you feel better~ "Some days I feel like, ""Fuck it, this is now a NSFW account"" before flooding my likes with smut but I mostly care about my followers." @rCharlotteSmith Naughty girl~ @rCharlotteSmith Well you totally asked for it~ :3 @spectra_belle G'night~!! "@spectra_belle Thanks. I like my work, but today left me more drained than a weekend should. I'll be okay." @rCharlotteSmith What about a funishment? @spectra_belle Not much. I'm gonna have to pass out soon tho since I work tomorrow. Blegh. @spectra_belle UGH same @spectra_belle Bun-bun~! @MagsVisaggs Everyone's brain chemistry is so different. I can sometimes draw while high but I usually can't manage it. @spectra_belle Yay! Did they figure out what was wrong? @thelindsayellis @AntiCapAction @Hbomberguy ngl I can no longer parse what the difference between leftists and liberals is supposed to be. Both sides keep bickering and I can't follow. @rCharlotteSmith Couldn't agree more. @spectra_belle Mmmmm yes @spectra_belle Aw I know that feel. :/ @spectra_belle Cyberqueen or something different? @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle She is everyone's mommy and I love her. @spectra_belle Fuuuuuck I'm so sorry. ;_; @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @upskuttle This is a much better win because Cyberqueen is being honored. @spectra_belle *huuuuugs* @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn Just fuck me up goddamn @spectra_belle YES @MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle CONFESSION TIME. I turned off AvP 1 when the editing made it look like the fachuggers gestated for like an afternoon. "@spectra_belle If you do skip Alien 3, skim the plot before watching 4. The very end is important info for 4 but the title might give you a hint." "@spectra_belle AvP 2 has a fun Predalien hybrid and an ovipositor scene if we're talking kinks, otherwise unremarkable." @spectra_belle IMO Alien 3 and the first AvP can be skipped. @spectra_belle Ripley has a bunch of mutant clone bodies she finds. Gross and iconic. @spectra_belle Oh my god how have you not seen Alien 4 (better known as Alien Resurrection btw)? It's famous in the series for it's body horror stuff. @spectra_belle And Ron Pearlman! "@spectra_belle It's not a scene that's dwelled on for long, but Winona-bot is cute for the whole movie. Lots of fun body horror too." @spectra_belle Remember that Batman Beyond episode where all the teenagers are getting spliced with animals? Kinda like that. @spectra_belle Big mood. "@spectra_belle Like in Alien 4 when Winona Ryder robot hacks into the ship's AI and says she's Mother (instead of the previous AI's ""Father"" designation)" @spectra_belle If you're not calling your glorious hivemind AI goddess Mommy wut r u even doin @MattyFranklyn I have video essay ideas I'll never do because fuck my voice. "@norintha Specifically transhumanist D/s sapphic interactive fiction, please." I need more games(?) like Cyberqueen. For... reasons. @spectra_belle Noooooo @MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle Hahaha "@spectra_belle They freak me the fuck out, tbh" @ChaKatKimber Felt awesome tho I bet @TransEthics I'm really scared. @ChaKatKimber Holy shit living the dream! @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle @upskuttle What an honor! "Bored, tired and lonely." @spacetwinks Are any of them not incredibly picky? Brad and Vinny maybe? @odinsdream Corncob comes from a dril tweet. Kind of intentionally obtuse to confuse people. Donut I'm not sure. @spacetwinks https://t.co/CkFhCIGmWk They want us to die. https://t.co/ekZikBIy6t Damn this one felt good. Even got a dance at the end there. https://t.co/81ubTmpJvB @Speed_Freak01 Love that guy! I have one in T-Rex mode on my Generations shelf! I love the G2 aesthetic. @organik_music @SJWMEGATRON I never watched it. Did he talk about the controversy!? @YourMindAches @shavedbigfoot @SJWMEGATRON Everyone has the breaking point when they can no longer separate the art from the artist. JonTron jumped WAY past that that for me. "@YourMindAches @shavedbigfoot @SJWMEGATRON I haven't watched his stuff since this all came out, but I'm fond of his work. I can't separate it from the man himself at this point though" @shavedbigfoot @SJWMEGATRON Probably just waiting for everything to blow over. But the fans he lost won't hesitate to give him shit when he comes back. @SJWMEGATRON I unsubscribed back in February. Has he made anything past the Q&A from early in the year? @spectra_belle @norintha https://t.co/TsNaAkXQ25 "@norintha @spectra_belle Definitely the gay ones at least, lol." @spectra_belle I'd fight to be part of such a thing if it was the only option left when things get real bad. @Speed_Freak01 @smoketopus Love me some Rosanna. Seriously tho us trans girls gotta stay connected for when the big one hits and we need to start a commune/sovereign nation. "Yes, yessss, larger my circle of trans mutuals grows mwuahahaha" @spectra_belle Oh and chubby trans girls? THE BEST. @MagsVisaggs He's not going to. @PlayOverwatch Oh and I forgot you have to WIN a game for the free loot box. Fuuuuuuuuuck that noise. Not worth it. @PlayOverwatch Lucio Ball is easily four times longer than it should be. It's just... terrible. My deadname is starting to sound suuuuuuuper weird. @Commissar_Jane @rCharlotteSmith Ooh these are good. @SJWMEGATRON https://t.co/D1U29AhzXW @ChaKatKimber Fuck continuity and have Optimus Prime personally rip Hitler's spine out after giving a long speech about the rights of sentient beings. "@ChaKatKimber Greenlight every movie with heroes fighting Nazis. Hellboy III, Indiana Jones 5, Wonder Woman 2." "@SJWMEGATRON I mean, of fucking course JonTron is silent. He probably thinks the intent of the march was justified and it was co-opted by Nazis." Though I know it can really fuck up your bones if you don't have a steady supply of either hormone... I just can't take anymore T in me. "If I lose coverage for my hormones, it'd be nice if I only had to pay full price for one of them." """I read this thing in the news literally yesterday, please cut my balls off!"" is not the best way to approach this, however honest it may be" Being trans is a lot of careful phrasing to your doctor to fit a narrative that might not apply to you. I emailed me doctor asking how quickly I'd be able to get an orchi done. I left out the fact that I want to speed this up because of Trump. "@videl_pink @norintha I am 110% okay with this interpretation. In 2070's everyone is trans, lol." "@videl_pink @norintha Nice! I already headcanon that Sombra and possible D.Va are, but shiiiit the more the merrier!" @rCharlotteSmith Brat for when they're being bad maybe? "@d_m_elms The logic of ""Calling them names makes them worse"" ALMOST worked when explaining Trump's win. Using now it to describe Nazis makes NO sense" "@norintha I mean, the entire cast is queer, so yes." "@norintha I mean, kinda? The syntax is weird but there are some choice words one could misinterpret." @rCharlotteSmith *hugs* I hope you feel better. @TheBigLoaf @rCharlotteSmith Same tbh "I'm also particularly fond of Junkrat's ""Aaaah that's a good spot"" line when laying a trap. 2/2" "Seriously though it'd be kinda dumb, but restricting which lines characters use would be kinda cool? 1/" "List of improvements for D.Va: - Allow me to make her only acknowledge line her adorable ""Okay!"" - That's it. She's perfect. #Overwatch" @videl_pink @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Nya~ @daveanthony These fucking dumbasses are stupider than I thought if they're actually trying this shit in Colorado. "@TheAmazingBeck This feels like one of those pictures that decades from now will become synonymous with this era, sadly." "@rCharlotteSmith @norintha VERY silly, thank you~" "@TranimeGirl @ContraPoints Same! I don't think I can convince myself that it will be enough, but I'll be there." @norintha @rCharlotteSmith And suddenly you're taking orders from a sub. Wait what were we talking about? "@TranimeGirl @ContraPoints I mean, who knows what kind of wait awaits me if Trump succeeds. Something tells me there won't be enough cis people resisting this." @ContraPoints My insurance asks that I wait a year living as a woman to get bottom surgery. This news makes me fear I'll never get it. Not sure what to do "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith Aw, thank you~" "@tfwiki Sometimes when I put a gun in the right hand of a Transformers toy, I wonder ""Why?"" I honestly had no idea there was canon list of lefties." "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith In related news, I have a bedtime now. >_>" @rCharlotteSmith Oh my god you're adorable. @norintha It really is~ "Being ordered around by a sub is the hottest thing, goddamn." "@norintha @rCharlotteSmith Pretty much exactly that, yup." @rCharlotteSmith I don't HAVE a bedtime so nya @rCharlotteSmith No. I don't work tomorrow so I get to stay up late~ @rCharlotteSmith Because I was falling asleeeeeep! D:< @rCharlotteSmith Mmmm yes please. "@rCharlotteSmith That sucks! *hugs* My mom does the same thing. I'm thankful that she's trying at least, but it's depressing." @spectra_belle https://t.co/zrYm2XXqII @ChaKatKimber I can understand that. I still have trouble completely being myself on the few occasions I've hung out with furries IRL. "@ChaKatKimber Like, you thought you were too good for one or something?" @ChaKatKimber I need to get me one of those. @ChaKatKimber Oh yeah I forgot you had a fursona! LOL @ChaKatKimber That's why you gotta go full furry. Slightly more scientific. Slightly. @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn It's okay! The all caps was more for humor. I'm not mad. <3 @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn NAH I'M GOOD @spectra_belle @Kalindlara @MattyFranklyn I am SO SORRY for turning the convo to this topic. Back to monster girls plz. @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn I just threw up in my mouth a little. @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn Is that really what it's called? He's a self-described transmisogynist?! @Kalindlara @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn I think that might have been after I stopped reading. Or I missed it. Would have been before I came out either way. Dare I ask? @ChaKatKimber I would be ALL the cute girls. "@spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn I accidentally started singing ""We're Walers on the Moon"" from Fututama in my head except with werewolves and now I can't unhear it." "@spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn Separate from the creators themselves, ""bristling with nipples"" is a description for the ages." @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn PA was responsible for my personal awakening as a feminist when I realized they were the bullies in the Dickwolves bullshit. Yes fuck them. @MattyFranklyn W-what happens to werewolves on the moon...? @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn This old PA comic summed up my feelings nicely: https://t.co/z0uaqyDbgi "@MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle For kinky trans girls? Probably nothing. Furries, maybe?" "@spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn There's a ton of overlap to be sure. I'd almost categorize xeno as a subgenre of monster girl. Some aliens are, in some ways, monsters." "@MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle Monster girls do it for me the most, tbh." @spectra_belle I like my AIs to transcend humanity tbqh "@spectra_belle I like those both too, BUT, and this feels weird to say as a Transformers fan, not necessarily at the same time." @rCharlotteSmith Omg have you SEEN women? Literally perfect. @LeoLermontov Definitely better when the higher ups got your back. "@LeoLermontov I've been out for about 2 months. It's getting progressively better, but I do worry about how I'll have to re-explain it to new hires." "Make Sombra trans, Blizzard, you cowards." "Then again it's soooooo much easier to slip into a comfortable, subby mindset when my actual body and voice aren't involved." Now that I'm wiser and single maybe I need that again. "Years ago I was in a Fetlife group (like, a regular meatspace meetup) but it wasn't the best experience. I was just too desperate." @spectra_belle Free boob jobs for all! @spectra_belle I'm cool with that as long as I have affordable estrogen. Oh and like food and shelter I guess? @spectra_belle Everyone deserves their own sugar mommy/daddy. I could just a sugar mommy to pay for all my surgeries. That'd be nice. @Kalindlara <3 @harleivy I'm not keeping up with DC atm but I LOVE that cowl (is it still a cowl? lol) on Batwoman! @spectra_belle Before Trump I figured we'd be close by the time the generation that could be my kids (not a mom tho) were adults. Gen Z is very accepting. "@spectra_belle I mean, I'm the farthest thing from genderfluid. I am a woman. That feels right. I can't really see past that, in even in abstract." @spectra_belle Right now it feels only achievable for kids two generations from now at least. It's been a pessimistic kind of year. "@spectra_belle I get what you mean. I would have been femmy WAY earlier in life, but would I even call it feminine in this future world? No idea." "@spectra_belle I guess ""feminine"" and ""masculine"" would be redefined. It's hard to look that far ahead. Kids should express themselves how they want tho." "@spectra_belle I guess that second one was worded weirdly. Remove my dysphoria, I guess?" @spectra_belle Trans Transhumanist Transformers "@spectra_belle Use female pronouns on me, remove my concept of what ""looks"" femme, and give me the right parts. Beyond that gender can suck it." "@spectra_belle Oh! Well, I'm part of the collective now or something. Only fitting." "@spectra_belle Possibly! I also feel like masculinity in most forms does more harm than good, so I kind of see where you're coming from." The insurance I have requires I live as a woman for a year before they consider me for bottom surgery. Not sure that's the case for orchi. "I've gone from ""It'd be kinda nice to be done with spiro"" to ""Get these out of me before I lose my chance forever.""" This talk of Trump making it even harder to trans people to get the medical care they need has greatly accelerated my orchi plans. @spectra_belle ? "@spectra_belle If we're talking seriously, I don't want to do that to my trans brothers. I'm only cool with feminizing the world in a strictly fantasy way." "@spectra_belle Oh fuck yeah if we're talking more kinks and less ""actual future we should strive for"" I am SO down for that." @spectra_belle Did what? "@spectra_belle Free perfect, metallic femme bodies for the masses, I say." @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle lolk @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith No actual last name use. Feels weird. "@rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle This used to be (still is?) my ""official"" art Twitter, lol. That's my real last name and making it cybery feels weird." @rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle Naaaah. @rCharlotteSmith OMG same @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith I would change my name to something cute and cybery but you honestly already took the best one. :P "@rCharlotteSmith I mean, I'm already subby transhumanist so I was basically begging her to have me, but it was still fun." @Kalindlara @rCharlotteSmith Become one with the machine: https://t.co/GEiYlpZLur "Holy shit just played(?) Cyberqueen. That was INCREDIBLE. Thank you, @rCharlotteSmith" @LeoLermontov Hopefully they'll at least be civil about it. My work has been really cool but people still accidentally misgender me. @spectra_belle I dunno... can the alien fuck me instead plz? 👽💕 @Kalindlara Thanks *hugs* "If I can't get bottom surgery because of Trump... I don't know what I'll do. Suffer, I guess." @ladyattis @spectra_belle I really just wish they'd leave us alone. "@Uptomyknees @RobertKazinsky - Conquering Kashyyk and enslaving the Wookiees - Dismantling a 30,000-year-old interstellar democracy - Stormtroopers wear white, dude" @protozoetrope @MagsVisaggs OMG same!! @spectra_belle That's a very good idea. I'm my own worst enemy with this shit. I can't look away... "@Speed_Freak01 @OneLameShark Omg I love her face! I'm not familiar with the mold, is it a new feminine head?" "This is how you do it, Donnie. https://t.co/W3LZ1AM9qY" Fuuuuuck Facebook just showed me an old photo of me with a beard and I do not recognize that person. Bizarre feeling. @DkunDX I'll drink to that. @transscribe I can't bring myself to watch it. @MagsVisaggs Hey it'd be pretty sweet if people left us the fuck alone. @GraceEmpathy Same "@spectra_belle @cazthegamerguy Low bar, but I'd say the odds of that are pretty high." "@spectra_belle @cazthegamerguy I understand. That hope was quashed out of me already, personally. :/" @spectra_belle @cazthegamerguy Kinda? JL has the same directorial vision as BvS. Non of WW's trailers looked bad. Joss Weadon is no one's darling anymore. Bad signs. @spectra_belle @cazthegamerguy Batman v Superman killed my love of DC. I'm assuming garbage until their good-to-bad movie ratio is more than 1/4 @LeoLermontov I really have to start voice training but I'm kinda terrified of it. Either way I won't be able to avoid it forever... @ChaKatKimber @succubunn More like toysub amirite "@ChaKatKimber @succubunn Toys don't have need for silly things like ""wants."" :P" @ChaKatKimber GOD I wish that were me @spectra_belle *hugs* thanks Oh! And every time I hear my own voice on the walkie talkies at work I want to crawl into a hole and cry~ @spectra_belle Trans girl life. "The more femmy I feel the better I feel, and the more I need to avoid mirrors. >_>" @rCharlotteSmith SAID HELP WAS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE. @spectra_belle *hugs* @rCharlotteSmith I don't know if I'll be doing much resisting unless she's into that? @Kalindlara @cass_krs @rCharlotteSmith Yeah I'm worse than Anna in Frozen. >_> @rCharlotteSmith Literally me. Send help. "@rCharlotteSmith Well yeah, you're being good even when she's not watching. Lucky to have you, as I said." @rCharlotteSmith Well then I suppose your Mistress is lucky to have you then. :P @rCharlotteSmith Hey speaking of funishments don't you have a bedtime? @rCharlotteSmith You can if you want but I'll only really delete it if it gets any negative attention. "@rCharlotteSmith Absolutely. In related news, I might delete this entire comment chain tomorrow, lol." @rCharlotteSmith (Honestly even the funishment stuff was kinda doing it for me too) @rCharlotteSmith Probably right. I'm sad I deleted my previous reply now. @rCharlotteSmith @xychelsea omg whyyyy did you tag her I am feeling astounding subby tonight and it's entirely @rCharlotteSmith's fault. @rCharlotteSmith @xychelsea LOL I was about to ask "@rCharlotteSmith That's, um... *fans self*" Not Major's Mask. MAJORA'S MASK FUCK "60% of that list are in my ""five favorite games list,"" but I guess that's part of why they're my favorite." Undertale Banjo-Kazooie Super Mario 64 Super Metroid Major's Mask https://t.co/eEDVVuYXqd #Overwatch is a pretty good game. https://t.co/00L241s5h5 @rCharlotteSmith (srsly tho your subby tweets are making me jealous) Hey I got one of these things I guess. Don't have many followers so I'm not expecting too much. https://t.co/3PQcX0yJnI "@spectra_belle Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/eHm19ASJPn "@spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @Anarchanti @norintha I mean, it's punishment that we're all having fun reading. It's by definition funishment. There's layers to this." "(I deliberated for a solid 30 seconds on whether to include the space between ""girl"" and ""friends"" there)" Without really trying I've slowly amassed a network of trans girl friends on Twitter. "@rCharlotteSmith @spectra_belle @Anarchanti Don't be such a bad girl, then. :P" "@spectra_belle That's completely understandable. I personally can't not read about it, but I understand where you're coming from." @spectra_belle Same. D: Me: Oh hey another Catwoman figure! Catwoman figure: (No goggles) Me: Nice I get to save my money. How hard is it to prioritize the speech of those who need it more? It's not that fucking difficult. True neutrality is not possible. https://t.co/wBtAkFwYiR Oh noooo I'm 100% brat https://t.co/m7ZJJ0zgOX "@SJWMEGATRON At least RLM is merely problematic, where as JonTron went completely off the deep end." @loganmoron31 @SJWMEGATRON Same. I had a JonTron hoodie that I had to stop wearing since I no longer knew what kind of people were complimenting me on it. "@ContraPoints I looked into that myself, but it's so expensive..." @rCharlotteSmith Super weird. Can't possibly be healthy. "@SquishVix The T stands for tomato, right?" @spectra_belle You too? Is spiro supposed 2 make u crave salty foods or does it just give you like a salt deficiency? Cant remember what my Dr said but I am craving "@rCharlotteSmith Remember: When in doubt, pinkie out." I still ship Widowtracer. I just ALSO ship Widow with every other female character. @LuxAlptraum @KateHarding Same! Atheism in 2017 got real weird. Seems like there are more important issues these days. "@balletwidow @Reynarius I am extremely ready to find all the Widow-related easter eggs," "I JUST want Widowmaker to speak French to me while she steps on me, OKAY?!" "Gentle reminder to all Overwatch players: If you don't kill Torb, he'll just make another one of those turrets you just destroyed." "Me: I should try playing someone else in Overwatch... My brain: Or-- OR, you could just play D.Va again!" @rCharlotteSmith Kinky. @rCharlotteSmith This seems like something I shouldn't get too deep into an hour before I have to leave for work... @rCharlotteSmith I'm retaking puberty to get an F. @OneLameShark https://t.co/Lp4I4dZiBv @ContraPoints Beautiful name! I love it! @SJWMEGATRON One of the most-quoted scenes revolves around a Twinkie. @rCharlotteSmith Then I start thinking about the childhood I can never have and I get really sad so I try not to think too much like that. >_> @rCharlotteSmith Im super happy for trans people who figured this out earlier than I did. Had things been a bit different I could have done this a decade ago "@spacetwinks Villains don't tend to think of themselves as villains. Same goes for racists, sexists, etc. Everyone's the hero in their own eyes." @rCharlotteSmith @your_joeliness @spectra_belle @norintha @cass_krs @upskuttle @mitotic @AmberEmotions @johanstrauss91 @GraceEmpathy https://t.co/w8Lf4ELE25 @spectra_belle @rCharlotteSmith @videl_pink https://t.co/dPSz0D8rOj @pattonoswalt Also any notes you have on Episode IX would be great. @HamillHimself #WaitForIX @MagsVisaggs Oh my yes. @toygrind Oh man I hope plastic robot toys are currency in the post-apocalypse. @spectra_belle Same @DobesCrusher I'm... not sure I want to see Winston's fursona. "Wow that just keeps going, don't it? https://t.co/0Wz7WaWkvA" The ONLY two holiday items I've missed were last year's Summer Games Pharah spray and Torb voice line. Now I can finally;y buy them. OVERWATCH IS UPDATING EEEEEEEEEEEEE~ @ContraPoints Have you started spiro yet? Never peeing becomes even harder because the universe has a cruel sense of humor. @GameGrumps @danharmon Somehow this recording will be lost too. @Reynarius Same. "This is somewhat overpriced, but how on earth can I refuse a Star Wars Black/Marvel Legends-scale port-a-potty? https://t.co/lzbn7sigPj https://t.co/BlWezOAlUX" "It's August 8th, where's my Summer Games, Overwatch?" @MagsVisaggs I work at a human society: Can confirm. @ChaKatKimber Hey yeah that's an idea. Can we please try curing Tourette's Syndrome instead? I'd personally appreciate that. @rCharlotteSmith Are we really that predictable? @rCharlotteSmith Oh my. "My insistence towards keeping my initials the same and the lack of common K names makes it easy to figure out, too. I like Kat, though." Honestly if my deadname was gender neutral I might've kept it. @rCharlotteSmith @allahthese Kinky. @thelindsayellis A lot of people have reactionary responses to Lindsay Ellis' videos without actually seeing them. @Deeve__ @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/DElredbWtf @rCharlotteSmith You've got my attention. @Deeve__ @rCharlotteSmith You can totally be one if that's what you want! @rCharlotteSmith @mitotic https://t.co/LfPJVPNCBN @rCharlotteSmith @mitotic IS IT BECAUSE IT'S ATE/ATE FUCKS SAKE @rCharlotteSmith @mitotic *Googles* Goddammit it's real. "@GailSimone Squirrel Girl, Power Girl, She-Hulk, Zatanna, Ms. Marvel, Batwoman, Spider-Gwen, Sandman (Gaiman version)" "SHIT BATWOMAN TOO. Damn, it's so easy to forget there are parts of the DC universe that I still don't hate." Also Zatanna! (The DC titles I listed I only want if WB lightens up and starts having some actual fun with its DC movies) "Squirrel Girl, Power Girl, She-Hulk, Plastic Man, Ms. Marvel, Doom Patrol, Spider-Gwen, Sandman (Gaiman version, of course) https://t.co/eVcvO9DfPO" "@rCharlotteSmith I believe there are two *very* distinct definitions of ""cowgirl.""" "@rCharlotteSmith I'm pretty sure that person was actually fired. Like, out of a cannon." I can seriously think more clearly without that shit in my body. In case anyone was wondering: Testosterone fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks. @norintha @rCharlotteSmith Luckily no one BUT I AM STILL AT WORK DAMMIT @rCharlotteSmith Oh my god I had no idea what this was until I said it out loud. @rCharlotteSmith I just came here to be gay and subby and I am feeling so called out right now. @GameGrumps Stick it in your pee hole? "@AmyZenunim @30_Helens (basically everything has problematic issues and liking stuff that does does not make you a bad personal, just to be clear)" "@AmyZenunim @30_Helens Porn is kind of inherently problematic, but it's also really hot and fun? It's just about balancing valid criticism vs crazy people." "@30_Helens I think there's a happy medium of ""I respect your criticism and will think about it, but for now I will continue to draw these boobs.""" "@30_Helens Said it better than I. So many lewd artists I know are full on ""criticism = censorship."" I think the trade puts a chip on a lot of shoulders" @rCharlotteSmith Oh good! I'll keep an eye out for you and follow back. Similar name on there? "@rCharlotteSmith I don't know how much of an open call this is, but trans girls gotta stick together. I'm greensalamander on Tumblr." "@rCharlotteSmith @GraceEmpathy @RheinaSaya Crazy what blocking testosterone does to one's libido. I mean, I personally prefer it, but it's weird to re-learn this stuff." "@Hbomberguy @pauljkerrigan @FoldableHuman That's actually an interesting interpretation. I just wish we saw them being friends. Like, at all. That issue doesn't exist with Kylo." @rCharlotteSmith @queen_of_novels Congrats on your NSFW nips. 😜 "@ChaKatKimber I mean, spirowned, clearly." @toygrind I blame the animatic that was shown like a year ago. The hype train went off the rails months ago. If I keep poking my Estrodiol-enhanced boobers will that accelerate the growing process? Asking for a friend. "But that's not how this works. ESPECIALLY under the exaggerated definition of ""free speech"" that these assholes love to defend." "This all comes down to what you think is important or not. YOU don't think Confederate is a problematic show idea, so no one else should." We're free to critique & you're free to ignore that. If you don't feel you can... how do you think the people you asked to shut up feel? "And I love how no one talks about what the alternative should be? Supposedly, ""If you dislike a piece of media, never say so, ever.""" "If you DO care, at best you're performing ""self-censorship"" aka ""deciding not to do a thing,"" which isn't as exciting-sounding." "Criticism can't be censorship unless you care about what your critics are saying. If you don't, what's the problem?" "@valeriehalla I'm something of a fan, myself." @ContraPoints Socialism @cyberdoctor42 Season 4 of Animated was to have an SG episode. We got so close... @valeriehalla What worked for me was going to my doctor and having them blast hydrogen peroxide then water into my ear. Home-bought kit didn't work for me @ChaKatKimber (implying they have ever or would ever look it up) "@ChaKatKimber I mean there at the top they're differentiating between sex and gender in the worst possible, most transphobic way so yeah no thanks." "@valeriehalla If you use q-tips at all, that's the culprit. Signed, someone who habitually uses q-tips despite knowing it's clogging her ears." same tbh https://t.co/GRnTzRimJb @TransEthics I know the feeling. """Look what you JUST TYPED and tell me again how you're a boy?""" Post-transition me needs to go back in time and slap some sense into teenage me. I was the gayest little queer girl in my teen years... online. At the time I really separated my online vs RL personas. @ChaKatKimber https://t.co/fvB3tHSy32 "@30_Helens It's imperfect, but inclusive and everyone gets a robot arm if they want." @stucknLAwzmbies @TransEthics You provided at best a hypothetical way to prove such a thing. But you do not know what your chromosomes are. Most people don't. "@rCharlotteSmith Left me with a burning hatred of the prevailing myth of what constitutes ""dysphoria."" Just wanting to be a woman is a recognized symptom." @rCharlotteSmith Me plus four years. ;_; "@TransEthics It's okay. I didn't sense any malice. I was trying to help you understand a little, though twitter is an awful medium for such a thing." @TransEthics Though even I'll admit defending atheism in 2017 feels like the wrong battle to be fighting. "@TransEthics Atheism is not a belief in nothing. It is also not a belief system, as it has no required beliefs nor prohibited beliefs." There is no rational reason for forgiving any Trump voter. You had the same info the rest of us did. You were being willfully ignorant. https://t.co/CZOxnOwkuP "There are unfortunately too many amazing archosaurs in Pokemon to have much of a ghost presence on my dream team, though." Been awhile since I made one of these. I love archosaurs and ghosts. 💕🐊👻💕 https://t.co/rlLkvFyKH4 @elegantLAB Thank you! I wish you luck in your journey of self-discovery! @elegantLAB There were countless clues that I was trans going back to age 12. So it took me about 17 years to figure it out. I am not a clever woman. @elegantLAB 1.5 years ago I thought I was a cishet man. Boy was I WAY off. "@MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle Yeah, it wasn't cool. Sorry." "@spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn Yeah, it's not cool to speculate on that stuff, I know. I just wonder sometimes. Either way it doesn't really affect your main point." @spectra_belle @MattyFranklyn If Arin goes to his grave never admitting that he at least wondered if he was trans I'll eat my hat. "Pearl of Splatoon 2 has a boring-ass, bland design. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion" You've made me want to get the AoE Dinobots real bad. https://t.co/iCCCGuKCLa On the couch with my dog. Just because I don't need or want my balls does not mean I like them being stepped on. What the actual fuck. https://t.co/6bCtEJHKwI "@pablohidalgo @spectra_belle You're right that the narrative of the vengeful or hateful AI is silly, but that's not what people are actually concerned about." "@pablohidalgo @spectra_belle What does an AI pursue? We can't really know, but all it has to involve is not caring about us for us to be potentially screwed." "@pablohidalgo @spectra_belle An AI could have a very simple goal in mind: let's say, raw fuel, and suddenly we're fucked." "@pablohidalgo @spectra_belle A construction company has no enmity towards wildlife in the area, yet it destroys their habitat and/or kills them all the same." "As for what race I want them to introduce next, Naga please!! I know Metzen wanted Nagas and Ogres in the game, and I love Nagas." "Even as a Horde player I feel like the Pandaren really should have been Alliance-only, but I appreciated getting to roll one anyway." "Don't get me wrong, I love the Pandaren and I don't mind that they're faction agnostic, but it did feel like kind of a ""cheat""" I hope the new WoW expansion has new races. Been 7 years since we had new faction-divided races C-3PO is one of the most entertaining characters in the entire #StarWars Saga. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion (I love that when I first checked that hashtag the exact opposite opinion of the old S-M movies was said near the top. Which is unpopular?!) The Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies do not hold up after all these years. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Iron Man 3 is easily one of the best MCU movies. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion @Speed_Freak01 This is the most compelling clue imo @GraceEmpathy @rCharlotteSmith It's what happens in the fungeon! https://t.co/8C8Ahm5iUH https://t.co/776gyKFQCC @wavegunner232 @rCharlotteSmith Googled for an image. They're 1mg tablets so this is super zoomed in. Never looked at mine this closely but the color is right. https://t.co/N0t3Fe0cqi "@wavegunner232 @rCharlotteSmith Ironic, isn't it?" One day I'll have all classes at max level. I usually burn out but I'm technically getting closer with each expansion. https://t.co/0ctJ1nZ2F8 I already had a pair of starter boobs before I went on HRT so I'm a bit worried it'll be a long time before I notice any change in size. @rCharlotteSmith I love that against all branding logic they're actually blue pills. @rCharlotteSmith @queen_of_novels https://t.co/TvWsMHIq2y @rCharlotteSmith I believe they make tools specifically for this exact scenario. Thread https://t.co/LdylJeC7sI same tbh https://t.co/u6wjWYJjQR "@SJWMEGATRON Protest votes are still counter-productive, though." Left nip still more tender than the other. Can't stop poking it. @hankgreen Friday was pizza day The best day of the week All the kids would line up super early just to eat "@ZJemptv If we can just have designer bodies before I die, I almost don't care what method is used. Put me on the waiting list now, please." @CopperBezel Far more likely that he's doing this because atheist politicians are not a thing in either party. "@CopperBezel I suppose such a thing is possible in theory, but I personally liken it to believing in Santa Claus again. I can't wrap my head around it." "@CopperBezel So he's free to adopt any label he wants, but if he's being honest here, he was never the kind of atheist I care about." @CopperBezel ...the only defensible reason to have gone back on that is if he found compelling evidence. Pro tip: he didn't. @CopperBezel If he at any point he did not think there was compelling evidence for a deity... "@CopperBezel You can absolutely be an atheist for indefensible reasons, like I implied. I chose my words carefully." Need that pirate Pinkie! https://t.co/SkKjWq1hwR "No shit hes doing this for political points, but if hes just going to sell his values for votes like any other politician I'm not interested" "If he's truly no longer an atheist, then he was never an atheist for any kind of defensible reason. You don't come back from actual atheism. https://t.co/WjqIzASgH2" "I wanted one of those shirts so bad as a kid (yes, they did actually sell them). Still kinda do... https://t.co/cKe7TYFIMV" "@tfwiki I remember that Transformers was released on HDDVD, but was this an actual figure? What was the explanation for the color?" "@rCharlotteSmith Shit, they're onto us!" @SJWMEGATRON (Didn't she debut in Cata? 7 years ago?) @SJWMEGATRON Her story is pretty interesting. If you haven't done those quests in WoW I recommend it. @GraceEmpathy @rCharlotteSmith @norintha titty skittles @rCharlotteSmith @norintha @GraceEmpathy Delicious feM&Ms New favorite thing: The paradox cishet men face when they feel the need to insult a trans woman's genitalia. https://t.co/eLemYucYXg RIGHT BOOB IS STARTING TO HURT THIS IS NOT A DRILL "@9_volt88 Seriously, the ""effort to damage"" ratio would be impressive were it not so heartlessly cruel." "@9_volt88 None of them know the damage it causes, but I'm sure all of them love to hear that it does. They actually, truly hate us." @9_volt88 Intentionally misgendering someone is refusing something that takes so little effort in order to psychologically break another human being. @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/AROEpbQ8Qa @rCharlotteSmith Dear DC: More lesbians please. It kind of only hurts when I poke it and now I can't stop poking it. "Left boob is a tiny bit sore. I think this is it! By which I mean the beginning of it, since it'll probably get worse." @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/cVVuqkoMFe @patrickklepek @RiversCuomo Only In Dreams Daddy @rCharlotteSmith I feel so called out. "@SJWMEGATRON *themes from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, and Always Sunny in Philadelphia start playing at once*" @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/1INg35CM1d @thelindsayellis Hunchback is underrated to the general public and overrated to animation fans. Want these so baaaaaad https://t.co/VAYQvzrWsG "@rCharlotteSmith I mean, I *want* DD cups, but I'm trying to temper my expectations." @rCharlotteSmith Just bigger than C cups is all I ask. "So Alpocalypse was just, ""The last five years, one more time!"" and Lady Gaga." "For anyone who doesn't remember: The years leading up to Alpocalypse were filled with single releases, and I bought every one." "Alpocalypse was weird. And not really in a good way (though Perform This Way is arguably one of his best parodies, so there's that)" Hey remember when Weird Al released all the songs you already had plus Perform This Way? "btw, by all accounts Gen Z is on track to be the nicest, most compassionate generation yet, so no shade intended on my part" "Hell, the ""adult who realizes they're a Millennial"" is almost a meme at this point. I had that moment way back in like 2010, myself." Probably because a TON of people (somewhat understandably) think Millennials are those were born around 2000. Most of the complaining about Millennials at this point (both serious and facetious) is complaining about Gen Z. Name hasn't caught on tho. https://t.co/EzjIv6Oy0C @spectra_belle Except Trailbreaker. We needed one of those. "@spectra_belle I've been a collector of these things since 2006, so most of those retool waves was like, ""Oh this isn't for me, is it?""" "@MattyFranklyn @spectra_belle Hey now, Classics Ironhide was... okay... if you carved out part of his spine and never put him in vehicle mode." "@spectra_belle Masterpiece or bust (my dog ate Ironhide's face, though... need to replace that somehow)" mfw people ask me why I don't collect G1 toys https://t.co/ke9nl4fEQl @rCharlotteSmith https://t.co/nXSzmQ2Co7 @rCharlotteSmith My body is ready. "@mikeyface @Hbomberguy I like that all the YouTubers I follow like each other's stuff. I must be doing something right, liking them all." Majora's Mask Undertale Banjo-Kazooie World of Warcraft Donkey Kong Country 2 https://t.co/XBEnvkkrzP @willsmith That sounds bananas. @MattyFranklyn For me personally Victorion I'm getting because I want every character (& b/c ladybots). Visually she pales in comparison to Megatronia. @MattyFranklyn Uuuuuuugh I don't really want to buy two Megatronias but I won't be able to decide what mode to put them in... @MattyFranklyn Megatron discovered Robo-Estrodiol @MattyFranklyn Vastly improved Megatron. @egoraptor https://t.co/5IJgawnj8Q @ContraPoints @rqfjedi You could emphasize said strike by banging a gong! What a demon says to you when you place Light's Heart in your Warlock class hall. https://t.co/QJPcUKNixc "@Trasufoma @FakeEyes22 @DinosaurDracula Never had fried green tomatoes, but both of those flavors look delicious!" @Vangelus PRE-ORDER WHEN?? Hide it from @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/5VF4kDeoIG @rCharlotteSmith SAME. GOD. @valeriehalla omg that's fantastic! @ZJemptv I thought he was exactly the kind of person Trump wanted. Guess not? @thelindsayellis 8 years of Trump here we come... So is there a Breakfast Club show? At first I thought people were mad at the movie but that can't be right. That indicates it wasn't directed at me which makes me feel loads better. Still not naming names though. They deserve their privacy. "A pinned tweet of theirs has a grayed out retweet button, but it lists all the retweets it's had. Every recent tweet has no retweets." Okay. The person I thought blocked me from retweeting must have turned off retweeting for everyone. They often get harassed so not surprised This is fucking me up more than it should. I've been needing a good cry lately though. Don't even think they were a mutual so I must've REALLY fucked up to get their attention. Was probably just being an obnoxious asshole or something. Feel guilty. Want to crawl into a hole. Hoo boy. Grayed out retweer button. Too mortified to go back and piece together why it might've happened. Just kinda sad. Ugh. @darth_forge @OneLameShark @ErimusPrime *evil laughter* https://t.co/3UNFPeqMAT @MattyFranklyn S'pretty uggo. @ContraPoints What is wrong with her? Seriously. "@mikeyface If you do a MwM on it, please hyphenate it. :/" @MattyFranklyn Objection! No. @MagsVisaggs Why are cishet men so whiny? @ChaKatKimber Me at 29: Turns out I'm just queer as fuck. Oops. @rCharlotteSmith I believe the ancient trans woman proverb applies: Your Mileage May Vary @rCharlotteSmith Can't wait! (I can kind of wait) "Coming up on week 7 on HRT and my nips feel fine, which is weirdly disappointing." "@redlightvoices That's an inverted behind the scenes photo of Bolaji Badejo, the man who wore the alien costume in the original Alien movie." "@valeriehalla Minty with a hint of ass, yes." @valeriehalla I learned a new word today! Also: the thought of doing that makes me gag. You might be right. @rCharlotteSmith Sounds fake "@MagsVisaggs I'm sorry, the what?" Fastclash is just the perfect G1-ass robot. Big boxy limbs and bright red. Love him more than I thought I would. "His left knee is just not accepting any polish, it seems. Not loving that his knees are supposed to bend both ways to facilitate beast mode." "Nautica, Laser Prime AND Quickswitch all needed floor polish in their joints. All leg-related. Still working on Quickswitch's." ...but his repainted Sixshot helmet covers his eyes. Have to not close it all the way to let him see. 3D-printed fan version when? Bad enough that TR Quickswitch doesn't have the helmet he's supposed to (that's shown on the back of the box no less)... "@MagsVisaggs The fact that they're women, apparently. Gatekeepers are some of the worst people out there in my opinion." "I dunno. Again, none of my business and I ain't dropping names, but I really wish I could have been like, ""I see you and I love you.""" "...but we all look for inspiration, especially when starting out, and confirming that you're reading the situation right would be nice." "Like, none of my business, and in a perfect world no woman would ""seem trans""..." "Is it bad to see a woman and think, ""I think you might be trans and you're beautiful and an inspiration""? Bad to assume that, right?" "Maskless Kylo Ren was their newest SWB figure. No new Amiibos, either. Can't say it was a wasted trip, but I would have liked more." "This is the closest TRU from me at 20 minutes away, but I couldn't find shit to buy to make an event out of it. Topspin was their newest TF." "Let me tell you though, I was SO READY to buy a bunch of toys there but there selection was such garbage!" "Okay so TRU didn't care when my license expired, thankfully. Wish I could post a picture, but my phone camera is broken. :/" "@MattyFranklyn @Waspshot23 Puppets are of course still used in some productions, but there's not enough IMO." @MattyFranklyn @Waspshot23 Going this route would basically make puppets limitless in what they could do. 3/3 @MattyFranklyn @Waspshot23 Most of the work in animatronics invokes finding space to hide all that shit. With CGI you don't really need to. 2/ @MattyFranklyn @Waspshot23 Fun fact: the man who puppeteered and voice Ackbar felt that CGI should be used to digitally erase wires and cables 1/ @MindsEdge Well you're extremely good at it! I think I still have your Transformers art from ten or so years ago. Great stuff dude! @MindsEdge You draw the best lips ever. What's your secret?! @HamillHimself Why am I legitimately excited about this? "I could buy a second one and cancel the first one, but Jesus the hoops I'm jumping through for Nautica..." Still waiting on my new drivers license to be delivered. So if they don't accept SSN cards I'm SOL. So TRU isn't shipping out Velocitron sets. Store pickup only. Only AFTER I order one do I see they need a valid ID... tfw you load up Tumblr on your phone and see a glimpse of some sexy artwork only to have the app refresh and it's lost to the timeline... @SJWMEGATRON AronRa is still a good guy. Matt Dilahunty too. The rest? Eeeeeeeegh... "@toygrind Dear Thew, why do you hate people who live in Antarctica?" "@ParkerMolloy @CNN And ""trans people"" is the same number of characters, so it would fit just fine." "@rCharlotteSmith Her deadname might be common knowledge, but I don't need to know it. It needs to be forgotten from the public consciences." "@rCharlotteSmith Of course they're lying, but for me the deadnaming is just unforgivable. Even if the name itself was a lie, the attempt is heartless." @rCharlotteSmith Fuck that deadnaming sack of shit. "@rCharlotteSmith ""No more excuses for expensive cancer treatments!""" "@rCharlotteSmith ""No more excuses""? Buddy, I don't think you understand what being trans means." "I'm a fair world I could live off UBI while getting free dysphoria-reducing boob jobs but no, everyone beg your senator not to kill you." "One step forward, two steps back. Meanwhile things like job automation and climate change will NOT wait for us to catch up." So many massive issues we should be solving in 2017 yet every day we're fighting tooth and nail to keep things mostly acceptable. Even if it was GOOD: What on earth was supposed to draw audiences in? "Even if it wasn't a gross cash grab reaction to a recent fad, how could anyone be interested in digital cartoon faces? What's the appeal?" "But yeah, of COURSE the fucking Emoji Movie is garbage. Why this keeps showing up on my TL is beyond me." The best proof I have is people apparently loved Sausage Party and I don't have any interest in watching that. "I know talk is cheap, but believe me when I say The Emoji Movie could have a solid 100% on RT and I still wouldn't see it." "@ZJemptv Like, it ONLY makes sense if you think being trans is silly or fake." @ZJemptv Kids want things like food and love too. Using that excuse only further emphasizes the speaker's belief that gender dysphoria isn't real. If the restock of Chaos on Velocitron could stay in stock for juuuust four more days I can nab one. Watch as this tweet jinxes it. "I'm mostly fine with this, but it does mean I have to alter my nightly routine. I am a creature of habit so it's slightly aggravating." "Now it's just... nothing. Every few days I'm down for it, but on the days I'm not? Nothing." "This is different than before when I would get (ahem) ""fatigued."" Even in that state my sure-fire kinks would still be tempting." "(If this is TMI, tough titty, I want to record this for future reference)" "It's weird as hell. Before I had stuff that, without fail, would turn me on automatically and now it just depends. On something. No idea." "If you have an (ahem) ""nightly routine"" and plan to go on t-blockers, expect to change your routine." "Before spiro, being aroused was like a switch I could manually flip. Now I have to wait til the stars are in alignment or something." @spectra_belle Also good to note: She's not at all hard to balance despite her tiny feet and backpack. Backpack is light & her legs are (relatively) heavy "@spectra_belle The Blurr mold is definitely more fun to transform. If you go generations though, go Legends for the better paint apps." "@spectra_belle I plan to own both because Arcee's my girl, but I prefer the Generations mold because thighs." "@MattyFranklyn @GentlemanTiger Don't worry, I forgot about it too and re-learned it just now. Easy to forget." "@MattyFranklyn @GentlemanTiger His first name is never said in either trilogy, but it appears that it's still canon." "@spectra_belle I think he was wearing that robe in the last movie, though the hologram was monochromatic, so we didn't know it was yellow." Nobody talks about how Jurassic Park resurrected a fucking plant. Presumably with plant blood(???) The brachiosaurus distracted everyone. @spectra_belle https://t.co/q1g8c0Ji7z "@the_moviebob That's cool. No one's going to be able to enforce it, though. What can they threaten him with?" "@MattyFranklyn I mean, that beard is probably in the character creation for Dream Daddy. If not it should be." @shoe0nhead @ContraPoints ... no one second-guesses those who have detransitioned. It's not about knowing better than them (you don't). It's solely transphobia. 2/2 "@shoe0nhead @ContraPoints It's telling that people will throw around the term ""transtrender"" and yet... 1/" "@MattyFranklyn @chrisrtxv @spectra_belle I mean, basically all of Animated was some weird Gurren Lagann business and I loved that." "@AmyDentata @ZJemptv Just once I'd like to be presented with the ""mistakes"" argument and ask, ""So malaria is all part of the plan then?""" Thread https://t.co/OSmOmWcXSc @toygrind He talks TV. You talk TV? "I've had friends ask me how the hormones are going. I can't really be fully honest since ""I get horny differently"" is usually considered TMI" @toygrind Could literally be called Time-Out @toygrind Also arguably the coolest name of any of the Seekers. @FilmCritHULK This guy gets it. @BestSorakaEUW @toygrind Same. @Vangelus Narrator: It was going to be a hassle. What is wrong with you? https://t.co/AGml3jgx4M I don't want those requirements to fall by the wayside under single payer. Seems like the kind of sneaky shit the GOP would try. 3/3 "Which would be great, but as I understand it the ACA has mandates regarding healthcare providers and transgender services. 2/" Some folks are talking like the only possible next step would be single payer healthcare 1/ "@andreuswolf Excuse you, Wreck-It Ralph was perfect." Important (though incredibly depressing) thread: https://t.co/EgmZiY4WEM I basically never have the emotional strength to correct people when they misgender me @ContraPoints I finally got my hormones on June 14-- Trump's birthday. 🤢 "@the_moviebob I just don't see the appeal of Raimi movies whatsoever. I would, however, be willing to watch an In Bob We Trust on the subject." @ContraPoints Congrats!! Thread https://t.co/VvmZysfA6M "@tfw2005 This is how you raise my interest in these movies exponentially, Hasbro. More Beast Wars please!" "@the_moviebob If it doesn't have spider legs, what's even the point? Especially given that SM already has a teched-out suit in the MCU." @CandyArachnid @valeriehalla Same tbh @ontahb YES PLEASE "Achieved the coveted ""double senpai"" today https://t.co/Hoi5afeMkd" @hankgreen Thanks for the retweet!! https://t.co/h8N15bVsfW "@hankgreen I could watch Hank talk about dinosaurs for... well, eons." @JimSterling @ContraPoints https://t.co/KbEaoKImDc "@ContraPoints Not any more likable, just believable." @ContraPoints Funny how 15 years later Anakin has been retroactively made into a (slightly) more believable character. "@toygrind (Alternately: Magcargo, baaaaaaby why don't we go)" "@toygrind Sunflora, Hariyama, come on pretty mama!" THIS https://t.co/KkZpeXR4T9 @tfwiki Yeah I recognized some movie footage. But there was still a higher budget. If the animation is shorter it costs less. @tfwiki Love me some 80's cartoon intros. Higher budget and it shows. That era just exudes a quality unlike any other. Thundercats intro too! @mikerugnetta What's wild about this is this person will NEVER KNOW that the person in the video was right behind them in meatspace. @Hbomberguy Hey it's almost like virtue signaling is just an overly-complicated way to explain something literally everyone does. "@OneLameShark I know why they're designed that way, but I don't like the faction symbols in this line. Big and ugly. Love Bisk though, he's my boy." @SJWMEGATRON I can't articulate how mad it makes me that basic human decency has to be twisted around to a fucking conspiracy theory in their minds. "@SJWMEGATRON I'm no defender of witch hunts, but she could also try, you know, not being a huge tool? That might help get the dreaded SJWs off her trail." "@AmyDentata Even if they were somehow FREE, transphobes would say it was a waste of doctors' time. They do not respect who we are on a fundamental level" @d_m_elms Could have sworn my copy was still on my shelf but I belief it's in a box somewhere. :/ I do like that game though! @MagsVisaggs I think we all are. @SJWMEGATRON Cobra Commander heard about virtue signaling and thought the people using it were trying too hard. @SJWMEGATRON I can't fucking stand this recent tactic of trying to vilify others for trying to be kind. That's fucking Sith Lord logic. "@SJWMEGATRON Using the term ""virtue signaling"" could also indicate you're a paranoid lunatic who's incapable of recognizing compassion vs cruelty." "@Peaugh The legends were true!! But seriously, there are like $300 on eBay. I had assumed they had sold through all their stock." @Peaugh My nearest TRU is 40 minutes away. :/ Fluffy birb. Colors and name might not be final. https://t.co/E4e7kQcSTM @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/orr8BZUBOr """Stoopid feminists, you HAD your time in the spotlight, now it's OUR turn!"" Fucking barf." "Like right now it seems like the majority of people are laughing at it, but we're gonna have to deal with angry defenders eventually." "And it won't really effect how the movie does or is received, but we're gonna hear endless back-and-forth about it." "Someone's gonna write a hot take on how RPO is ""answer"" to movies like Wonder Woman." "Oh no... the Alt-Right GooberGaters is gonna hold up Ready Player One as ""their"" movie, aren't they?" "@spectra_belle Hey now, this guy holds the distinction of being one of the most fun, fiddly desk toys in the entire line IMO." @Matty0984 No words. Should've sent a poet. @OneLameShark https://t.co/6MsTaxMukE @TrotCon #SHOOBEDOO @HistoftheBatman @DCComics @Paul_Dini @jpalmiotti @AmandaRantsAlot @tarastrong @JimLee Never heard of Batman Day. This is still a significant improvement. "@TomCatPopShop @TrotCon Love the one on the left, but I'm not sure I'm as interested in going to TroGon 2018. :P" @lyenkrenz THE TELETUBBIES ARE STILL ON THE AIR I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS INFORMATION "@OneLameShark (I have absolutely no room for Trypticon, don't actually go the route I did)" @OneLameShark Just look how seeeeeeeexy they look next to each other! https://t.co/Es119hrANy "@OneLameShark Where's the ""Get Tryp, Metro AND Fort Max"" option? It's the only true option." @irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 (And a ton of G2 stuff) Hey @neilcic I think you should sue (kidding/not kidding) https://t.co/lf9jZBX2zA "@irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 (That remaining 5% is new characters and that Takara Cyclonus combiner, maybe a couple others I forgot)" "@irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 All in the minority. But yes, the current Prime Trilogy has been almost exclusively G1. It just went from 80% to 95%, is all." "@irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 We also know that adult collectors now make up the majority of their consumer base, so it's gonna continue to be G1 basically forever." "@irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 ""Combiners can only get so big and three modes per robot is prohibitively expensive"" was the assumed logic among collectors for YEARS." "@irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 And the ""third party as market research"" was all but confirmed with the release of Devastator." "@irlnautica @Speed_Freak01 You know, the last... 11 or so years. Just a few." "@MattyFranklyn Is there a trope for ""literally sounds like a joke movie you'd see in another movie about bad movies""?" "@tropicalsteve 90's nostalgia was kind of murdered in the crib already due to the overuse of ""Only 90's kids memes.""" I feel like even ten years ago Ready Player One would have been cringy and overdone. Who on earth thought a 2017 movie was a good idea? "@OneLameShark Sludge by all rights should be a Voyager, but I'll take any Dinobots where I can get them." "@InnuendoStudios Still counts, but it certainly remains true that no thought was given to the voices being represented." "Agreed. It probably won't, though. https://t.co/iZGCEYVfHy" @Trasufoma Mostly done before? Unless you're counting 3rd party or G1 that's entirely incorrect. @ChromeTyranno Dinobots! It only took 12 years of CHUG and 5-ish years of every 3rd party company under the sun making them! Still hyped! @SethBuzzard Next you'll be telling me there's a really easy and common way to compare the speeds of two things without an actual race. @upandoutcomic That's what the CLEAN laundry pile is for! :D "@machtackle I'd bet a new torso could do wonders, but I doubt that's in the budget." @Bartenerds @the_moviebob I have brought shame and dishonor to my family. "@the_moviebob *Agro Crag, please." "@EmilyGorcenski @ZJemptv Its the same overly dramatic frame of thinking that led to the term ""virtue signaling."" We're not all out to get you: Youre just an asshole." @EmilyGorcenski @ZJemptv What is it with the Right and conflating societal consequences with melodramatic shit like lynch mobs and genocide? "@ChaKatKimber Also, the Geonosians were technologically brilliant and the Jedi were something of an invading force in this sequence." @chrismcfeely I have the exact same reaction. Perfectly normal. @toygrind Megatronia is the only CW/UW set Ive seriously considered buying 2 of. If I ever get my hands on a set I wont know what modes to put them in Man wouldn't it be cool if Spider-Man had spider-themed powers? @toygrind I kept putting off putting the stickers on mine and now I think I lost them. I'd rather pay an extra 20% and have Hasbro put them on. @ArnarTheWriter (I guess it doesn't perfectly work the other way but whatever) "@OneLameShark Yeah OG Windblade may as well not have a vehicle mode. If you reverse her heals she can stand up better, though." @MattyFranklyn @TransSoundwave Windbeat? "@OneLameShark Dat vehicle mode. Might have to grab it. RID? Also, you should get the Takara Generations Windblade! Face paint aps are perfect." "@ArnarTheWriter And that can be read both ways: Any explanation will disappoint, and leaving fans with no explanation will also disappoint." "Remembering this rule might keep you away from the likes of Creationists & T*RFS, & all other future groups that may ""feel"" right at first." Certainly seems like a reliable rule in biology at the very least. Is it fair to say that NO aspect of science lends itself to neat categorizations with clear distinctions and no outliers? Seems that way. @SheepyTina @spectra_belle ...I think I just realized this applies to literally ALL my cartoon crushes when I was 12. I'm rambling at this point. I just think carefully considering where a transphobe is coming from is the key to changing minds. 10/ It's real and immediate. It illustrates that they could have already ran into a trans person and not known it. 9/ Shoving that logic back in their face forces them to confront the fact that it doesn't work that way. 8/ These are people who think gender is obvious/intuitive. 7/ "Or sharing reports of cis people getting yelled at by other cis people for ""looking trans"" 6/" I much prefer arguments like just showing that picture Last Week Tonight showed of a cis-passing trans man in the ladies' room. 5/ (Or pedantic) 4/ So arguing about the fact that genitalia and chromosomes don't always fall into near categories feels disingenuous. 3/ "Maybe this is a personal thing but like, I'm not intersex and I don't know what my chromosomes are. 2/" I feel like most of the arguments levied against transphobes isn't going to accomplish much in what feels like most cases. 1/ It's 12:22am why am I awake "@d_m_elms Very true. Bisexual characters can be hard to get right without flatly stating it, though. Especially if half the evidence is headcanon lol" Most interesting corner of the DCU is the Lantern Corps & they burned that bridge so bad they'd rather do an Aquaman movie b4 retrying that. Marvel is playing their movie news so close to the chest while DC feels like an annoying kid trying to show you his fidget spinner tricks. @d_m_elms If we're talking about headcanons I always thought Phoebe was gay. There might be canon evidence in the show that disproves it though. @d_m_elms HA! Barely anyone remembers claymation Arnold. That takes me back. "@the_moviebob You know, the guys who didn't even bother to look up a name of a female Renaissance painter for the Girl Turtle?" @the_moviebob You are giving WAY to much credit to Eastman & Laird. "@d_m_elms (Pro tip: Once Hey Arnold opened the door for creator-driven animated television, every decade has had great shows in the genre)" @d_m_elms So many animation fans near my age I talked to at the time loved to use it as an example of why western TV animation sucked in the 00's @d_m_elms I can see that. I think it was colored the way it was to emphasize the juxtaposition between Flapjack and the world he lived in. @d_m_elms It and Chowder ensured CN didn't sink into obscurity before Adventure Time came along and revolutionized the industry. In my opinion. @d_m_elms Flapjack the character is an acquired taste. Flapjack the show really felt like a creator-driven show made by passionate people. @d_m_elms Two of those are hot garbage. It's between Chowder and Flapjack and it's a close call. "@d_m_elms I remember every time I tried to catch one of the episodes of the original CW series I always got there too late b/c ""microseries""" @spectra_belle Maybe a gross uncle. (Don't get me wrong I loved that Thor trailer. It's just not what we were begging for) Fans have wanted the #InfinityWar trailer for days & get #ThorRaganarok instead. Meanwhile DC is trying too hard again & no one cares. @JhonenV hey your life is like one of your cartoons or something "@ArnarTheWriter I was bored of zombies BEFORE The Walking Dead hit and made everyone obsessed with zombies. Again. My opinions are rather biased, lol." @ArnarTheWriter To make them threatening you should avoid reminding the audience of the real world as much as possible. "@ArnarTheWriter Like, Zombies are kind of a dumb idea that would never be threatening in the real world. Meat rots: apocalypse over in like two months." "@ArnarTheWriter ""The dead walk among us"" has a chance at being frightening and not silly. That's the conventional wisdom anyway." "@ArnarTheWriter Yeah, but I think there's a reason only comedies have characters that know what zombies are. Zombies are kind of inherently ridiculous." "@ArnarTheWriter Shaun of the Dead might be the most famous example, but it plays it for laughs. Still avoids the sin of saying ""the Zed word""" @ArnarTheWriter Most monster movies exist in universes where the monster is not known to pop culture. It's especially common in zombie movies. "@MattyFranklyn @jongraywb Calm down, he's just... kidding." "@the_moviebob Also, framing this as ""Marvel vs DC"" seems like the kind of callous disregard for human suffering they wish you were displaying." "@the_moviebob Man, they REALLY WISH they could say you openly mocked Snyder after his recent tragedy. That's the best they got?" So what does verification on twitter *mean* for someone who isn't a celebrity? "@OneLameShark It was just great to be surprised by a brand new female character. Hasbro doesn't really do that. Windblade is nice, but we need more." @OneLameShark She's the only Beast Hunters character on my CHUG shelf. Love her. "@30_Helens Infinity train. It got picked up, but premiered at 5am on a Sunday from what I hear, though I don't have cable." "@OneLameShark Personally at this point I'd prefer a Masterpiece Wreck-Gar, but considering he's an army builder I'll buy anything Hasbro puts out of him." @OneLameShark There's no less than THREE Junkions if you want to go down the crazy road I did. And you of course need bikes for all of them... @Peaugh Oh hell yes that color combo on Inkling Girl is my favorite! Might need to grab her. "@OneLameShark Love, love, LOVE seeing the collection pics of others. That's a pretty impressive lineup! You got most of the important ones!" @FilmCritHULK Usually the music in musicals is non-diegetic. I haven't seen Blues Brothers but that's the main parameter I'd set personally. @SethBuzzard WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!? @pattonoswalt This is incredibly ironic because as far as I'm concerned you're the funniest man alive. @jake65559235 @MACDuke170 @SJWMEGATRON Never @ me again you sentient fedora. "@ACLU @ContraPoints It can't possibly be about cis people pretending to be trans because, say it with me: No legislation could stop such a hypothetical person." @TakedownMRAs Ask him how he feels about trans women and watch his head explode. @Vangelus What is wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?!?! @Uptomyknees Can't believe Nightwing was willing to take a picture with him! #JusticeForArcee https://t.co/kp40odFeKq "@JulieRei @transscribe 2 these ppl gender is fixed & inherently obvious. To admit otherwise is to undermine their entire philosophy. ""Gender is obvious thats how!""" @the_moviebob https://t.co/DYraJEWDyb @SJWMEGATRON (I stopped giving a shit after Animated was canceled but that's still sad to hear) "@SJWMEGATRON They were always supposed to be the same continuity. You mean we're not going to have an ""older kids"" show anymore period?" @spacetwinks It was years AFTER the trial that I even found out he was famous for anything else. I only knew him as the guy who was accused of murder. "@Fangamer THANK YOU SO MUCH! I really hope they last until tomorrow, but thank you all the same!!" But seriously the first like four times I've ever dropped my phone have been in the last month. "Really it's just been five weeks of ""Is this from the hormones??""" "5 weeks into HRT: Not much to report but I feel like I'm a little more clumsy? Is that a thing? That's not a thing, is it?" @Hbomberguy Also Zinnia doesn't have a boyfriend and is in fact a lesbian. She was talking about a hypothetical boyfriend. Laci couldn't be more wrong. "@ArnarTheWriter @RealGDT That's... an Abe Sapien origin story. I don't think it's entirely supposed to be, but it seems like everyone will think it is. Looks cool!" Undertale Collector's Editions are sold out. A day before payday. Gonna go cry now. @OneLameShark #JusticeForArcee @OneLameShark This makes me doubly pissed that Arcee didn't win. @OneLameShark I'll buy anything Beast Wars-related. I take it this is from the voting thing we did like half a year ago? @OneLameShark There are definitely characters I buy multiples of. I'll buy any female character they release. I have just about every Windblade. "@OneLameShark Like, out of this reveal, I don't need Starscream, Jazz or Rodimus. It's really freeing." "@OneLameShark That's a smarter way to collect, lol. My MP end goal plan is a way to limit what I buy, and have a never-ending collection until I die, lol." @OneLameShark Once a character gets an MP I buy it and then I'm done with them. So this just feels like a waste of time to me personally. Somehow it feels like we've been in Titans Returns for a decade. Weird to think the new reveals won't have removable heads. @OneLameShark Masterpiece when tho THAT'S more like it. Last Beachcomber was literally ten years ago and would now be classified as a Legion class. https://t.co/1JhcCAdSti https://t.co/aU2tduxUDj Reveal the Shield Jazz will suffice until; you finally get to making the MP version but... thanks? https://t.co/1JhcCAdSti https://t.co/NBxk5PsPM0 @MattyFranklyn GIZMO DUC-wait wrong Darkwing Same https://t.co/AZdLJwRMvg @Uptomyknees Hey aren't you that guy from that one episode of Best of the Worst? So hilariously out of my price range but I want it so much unf. https://t.co/0prAhTCMvw Top five most-needed Masterpiece Transformers: Arcee Blackarachnia Windblade Nautica Sari You think the 13th Doctor will be gay? I know regeneration = new person so it could go either way but if they REALLY want to pander to me... I had exactly 0 caffeine today why am I not tired "@SJWMEGATRON @Gwain Ugh, spoilers. I need to get off my lazy ass and watch the sixth season (& the episode or two from the current one that have been released)" @Gwain @SJWMEGATRON (Make no mistake I would fucking love that) @Gwain @SJWMEGATRON Next they'll be retconning all the previous Doctors into women using time travel shenanigans. Can we PLEASE move past the stupid-ass Tumbler aesthetic? https://t.co/2HIxUb7aGT Critique is not inherently condemnation! "And yes, that's even despite the fact that problematic elements are not, in fact, good!" "Daily reminder that media can be good AND problematic at the same time! Hell, most things are." "@dickfundy Ah yes, historically accurate... Westoros." @LouisatheLast This is why Sacha Cohen left the version that was going to star him as Mercury. The band has a VERY particular vision they want to stick to. @d_m_elms Perfect utopia without any conflict would make for a shitty story. :P @TransEthics (Bit of an embarrassing typo so I deleted and re-replied. Hate the lack of editing on this site) "@TransEthics For cis folks who REALLY don't get it (both well-meaning and otherwise). I think terms like ""preferred pronoun"" are useful. For now. 4/4" "@TransEthics Its obvs no one is going to be testing actual chromosomes so ignore the ""genetic sex"" defense. Your left with the still-evolving ""gender"" 3/" "@TransEthics Seemed like it just wanted ""sex"" and ""gender"" with no extra qualifiers. Those mean different things to trans ppl vs uninitiated cis ppl. /2" "@TransEthics I completely agree, but that recent bill trying to remove trans people from civil rights laws leaned heavily on language like that. 1/" @d_m_elms I love rats and Patton Oswalt. I was primed for loving that movie and I just didn't care for it. But people put it on such a pedestal. @d_m_elms Oh! And anything Sam Raimi has made. ESPECIALLY Army of Darkness. "@tropicalsteve @d_m_elms The general consensus surrounding Brave WAS ""bleh."" Some outright hate it. Were it not for Cars I think most would say it's the worst." "@d_m_elms Ratatouille, though in later years my ""bleh"" morphed into angry frustrated hatred." @OneLameShark https://t.co/J6CeJMsIKM @OneLameShark Oh my god I feel so old. I was 20 when that movie came out. My first job was at a theater that year which is how I saw it for free. "@vuurren @ChaKatKimber Also removing the T from LGBT is definitely consistent, but it makes them look like a parody account." @vuurren @ChaKatKimber What do they want us to do? Just suffer silently? Oh I'm SO sorry you feel like you're being threatened by your inability to disrespect me. "@MattyFranklyn I wouldn't call it cheating nor an indication of lack of skill (necessarily), it just looks... boring. Not something to be proud of." "@MattyFranklyn There's being on-model, and then there's drawing the same head at the same angle facing the same direction 40 times." @JustinMcElroy @MattyFranklyn There's only been one batmobile worth a damn in the live action movies and it's the '89 version. Designs have been downhill since then. @spacetwinks Why does the presumably ancient echidna have Clark Kent glasses? Added bonus: No rooted hair! Want. https://t.co/gT1DmqzwEc https://t.co/qyJulQTdZc @MagsVisaggs That's a very good and cute kitty and I bet he misses you too! Is that... Harley Quinn transforming into a hammer? https://t.co/AeYtMEDrMn I NEED THIS SO BAD AAAAAAAAH https://t.co/Ly99cF6RF1 "@MACDuke170 @SJWMEGATRON Though sure, I guess Megatron is taking a different approach, but I really didn't sign up for defending this movie so I'm moving on." @MACDuke170 @SJWMEGATRON Im saying seeing a 22 minute video presumably criticizing the female GB reboot is attractive 2 1.5 million people and I'm talking about THEM "@MACDuke170 @SJWMEGATRON Yes, but what about the 1.5 million people who watched it? You know, the actual subject of this discussion?" "@ContraPoints Shaun's subscriber count went up due to all this too, so it's having the exact opposite effect that they want." @MLPMovie @tarastrong @AndreaLibman #Shoobedoo "@DanRyckert This just means I will continue to not have voice chat in Nintendo games. It's stupid as hell, but it doesn't change much." @SJWMEGATRON I'm really quite happy that they're no longer afraid to just recast previous Doctors. CGI'd Doctors were just embarrassing to look at. There's always something new to discover about this game. I'm continually amazed. https://t.co/guqtspyXac @SJWMEGATRON Fragile masculinity needs constant support and assurance that The Feminazis™ will never win. "@OneLameShark Yeah, yet another reason I think playing it on consoles is silly. But you're invested, so again, I understand." "@OneLameShark Yeah the Summer Games were a dark, dark time for a completionist like me. Glad you'll be able to buy stuff this year." @OneLameShark That's smarter than how I do it. Every event I drop at least $80 on boxes. I justify it by telling myself a new game is $60 which is close? @OneLameShark I don't blame you! I have every holiday item minus a Pharah spray and Torb voice line from the Summer Games (before you could buy them...) @OneLameShark Though you might have to wait until the PS5 is a thing. "@OneLameShark Oh... oh god. I mean, I've spent something like that too but on PC. The good news is merging accounts is something Blizz might actually do." @OneLameShark Your first problem was playing Overwatch on the PS4 (I kid... mostly) "@OneLameShark I mean he's always ""done machines,"" but he's a huuuuuge ultra-dork now and I love it." @OneLameShark Yeah the post-Nickelodeon purchase has really pushed the Turtles into being very much their own characters. Donny especially. If the Undertale Collector's Edition sells out before payday this Friday it's gonna be a weekend of heavy drinking. "@giantbomb Like if I played PUBG I'd just do the whole ""sneak around for 20 min then get shot"" thing over and over without getting any better." "Love watching @giantbomb's PUBG videos, but I have no desire to play it, ESPECIALLY if the ""spicy"" approach in the best way to play." "@OneLameShark Well I love Bebop and Rocksteady in Out of the Shadows, but beyond that, it's... well, it could have been worse." @OneLameShark Oh cool. That one is pretty fun if you're an old school TMNT fan. But if it's nearly the first TMNT thing you've seen you might not like it. @OneLameShark Which second TMNT movie? (It is a kind of low bar since 2008 Tankor suuuuuuucks but this guy kicks ass on his own too) "Neither of his alt modes are that great, but that's a kick-ass robot mode that puts the 2008 version to shame. https://t.co/U1tHdooo2k" "@Speed_Freak01 @SJWMEGATRON No but seriously what is this. More TFA is always good, but what's this from?" Oh yeah! Got a Qui-Gon too. https://t.co/Z5L6SfgSr0 (And yes I know the Sandtroopers are on the Episode VI shelf) Bunch of new Star Wars figures added! Mostly on the Episode IV/V shelf due to all the 40th Anniversary figures that just released. https://t.co/R1tG7rm6QZ @MagsVisaggs That's what I've been saying for years! "@OneLameShark Minicons, rather. If I still have any they're in storage." @OneLameShark Yeah I do the same but it bugs my OCD thinking about it. I don't think I have any microns. "@OneLameShark I stoped counting like 8 years ago. My best estimate is maybe 400, but it can be hard to know how to count with combiners and headmasters." "@ZJemptv They so desperately cling to the idea that we want to FORCE all lesbians to love penises. Sounds a lot like ""gay agenda"" fearmongering to me" "@ZJemptv Yes, because we all know trans people are incapable of doing boring things(???)" @toygrind But when are there gonna be third party Dinobots!? "@MattyFranklyn I am too! But I've never heard of the guy. He's a ginger with a pubic hair neckbeard. Comically goofy-looking. It's just weird, man." @toygrind Fort Max "@MattyFranklyn Oh, lol. Yeah I had never heard of him before the season premiere this week. How is he a popular singer? Theyre normally like, good-looking?" @MattyFranklyn I don't mind that YOU brought him up. You weren't complaining about him after all. "@MattyFranklyn Yes. It's very much a ""From my perspective he'd basically go away if you all stopped complaining"" situation which is frustrating to watch." "Apparently some long-lost Weasley sibling is a singer and in GoT and everyone hates him. I fell off after the fifth season, I dunno." @spacetwinks Is anyone left at Klasky Csupo? "@NoraReed @ZJemptv (It won't solve anything, but it might feel cathartic)" "@NoraReed Is this the part where we call her ""creepy"" in retaliation of her doing the same in response to @ZJemptv's sex-related tweets?" "@OneLameShark Seems fine. Some of the joints are a little loose, though. The blue guy's right arm has no tension whatsoever. Easily fixed." "@MattyFranklyn @redimine According to the back of the box, they're also planning on making Triceratops, Mastodon, and Gorilla versions too!" @MattyFranklyn Noooooooo! I'm sorry. :/ "@MattyFranklyn https://t.co/4AvBSobEXq (They ship from China, though, FYI)" "BACK IN MY DAY Legion Class was known as Legends, and Legends were known known as Scouts." "With these three (five?) guys, I think I've collected every single Legends Class figure to date (the newer larger Legends, I mean) https://t.co/O0vb3pVbtw" "These guys are super fun! Might need some floor polish on the joints, though. https://t.co/wqFKM3fNdf" "@CaseySeiler @andreuswolf @BarackObama @HillaryClinton Forget ""lock her up,"" they'd be demanding her head on a platter." (That's me + 4 other ladies) https://t.co/RPSEO83Y1b @DreamerHyena @andreuswolf Did you get permission from @Shubbabang to reupload that? THERE it is. https://t.co/ueLqqAkCiS Wheres that post comparing Dudley & his 36 presents w/ cishet male nerds complaining about having slightly less male protags when u need it? You are blatantly lying and everyone knows that. You are fooling NO ONE. https://t.co/ox9OiUstAx @d_m_elms *exterminate "@GIGABEETLE @toygrind Oh yeah, he's the one with the Corythosaurus alt mode, right? #obscuredinosaurjokes" @spacetwinks Your eyes are bigger than your... um... @BROWNCOAT_IKE @tfwiki Indeed. "@FloatingCat If I actually shelled out the $ for this, I might actually be tempted to display it in base mode. I almost never do that, but this is solid." Just found out the company that made Beast Wars & Reboot are still in business (under a new name) and made the recent Ratchet & Clank movie. "@tfwiki I do love the story of where Mainframe got the inspiration for that redesign, apocryphal or not." "@Hbomberguy Yeah, I think we've all been there." "@the_moviebob Oh if he's going for a new character, I'd be down for that. Who should he play, I wonder?" "@the_moviebob Even if this a coded announcement, Jackman's Wolverine went out on the best possible note. Don't bring him back, please." "Everyone laughed at me when I said Vanellope was my favorite Disney Princess! Well who's laughing now, huh? https://t.co/KhW7x3xTpP" @the_moviebob Are most D23 trailers ever shown to the general public? @foxville_art Same @rocco_botte Sick Einstein cosplay "@CalicoPikachu The deer freezes, ""You're home early.""" "@JimSterling Turns out it wasn't the Pokemon, but the friends he caught along the way." @mega64 But what pop culture thing is it a reference to??? @ArnarTheWriter Are all Action Masters Cisformers? "@kat_blaque Fair point. Either way they're not saying, ""If you feel trans, you're trans.""" "@kat_blaque Hell, many of them argue if you feel trans, you might just be a confused gay person." @kat_blaque That's probably the most helpful advice you could give any potentially closeted trans person and the very antithesis of the TERF ideology. @chrismcfeely I'm a little irked that Unicron doesn't hold the title of tallest TF toy. Even an inch on Metro would be nice. "The new Samus Returns game HAS to be a response to AM2R, right? But that can't have been enough time to make it..." @ZJemptv Occasionally talking about how trans women might use their penises in sexual acts =/= implying all trans women should WANT to do that. @ZJemptv (Spoilers: She can't) @starwars Good thing Irvin Kershner was behind the camera. Someone else might have wanted to stick to the script. :P "@OneLameShark @cyberdoctor42 I think thats now considered the ""main"" 1 at this point. There is one called A Brony Tale & I could swear there was a 3rd but I cant find it" "@OneLameShark @cyberdoctor42 Yeah I forgot the names for all of them too. I think that one was different than the one made by RD's VA, & there was one b4 either of them." @OneLameShark @cyberdoctor42 Which one? There were no less than three of those things. "@ZJemptv Not to say doing so isn't sexist, so in general I try not to think that way either. It just feels more believable than the alternative." "@ZJemptv These beliefs are toxic enough that blaming it on a manipulative boyfriend feels like the *charitable* thing to do, given who she used to be" "@ashleylynch Yes, we know." @SJWMEGATRON He's like a real-life Stan Kelly. @rCharlotteSmith Same A tragedy in two parts. https://t.co/aZxZ37EpWd THE WHEEL RETURNS https://t.co/Nb9J6RgBqF Hey look more weird bird doodles. https://t.co/4zSme3t0WI "@SJWMEGATRON @shawnstruck Of COURSE it's ultimately his choice and I don't know him personally, but it seems like he wants to be a girl. He can just... do that." "@SJWMEGATRON Come out of the closet, Arin. You're not fooling anyone." @Uptomyknees https://t.co/C5Y35RVr92 New favorite team up~ https://t.co/t9Tp1yOmaB New favorite figure~ https://t.co/RIxenlWle7 https://t.co/DvL6PWti9F "Usually these bios are pretty sparse, but I think this might be more characterization than he got in the movie. https://t.co/ZK0kFKNqzU" I know JUST ENOUGH about wrestling to know this is the greatest thing ever. https://t.co/Z2ATNXcwsg @tfwiki @toygrind @TheCrookedMan @LoonShy @tfw2005 Also it's consistently always day time everywhere on earth. Started in RotF and hasn't let up for TLK. Usually day in USA = evening in UK (Thread) https://t.co/zPyPnoTfKj "@SJWMEGATRON When they transported to the second dimension that was pretty creepy. But yeah, I don't get it either." "@SJWMEGATRON It's been many years since I have. I can't recall what, if any, races characters were, but I love this casting all the same." @Hbomberguy @IllCaesar @30_Helens @possumskull https://t.co/Gt3TEZgHcG Hey look at this weird bird I drew. https://t.co/SRO2hedfiG @rCharlotteSmith Shit I still need one too. Ctrl+Z is solely responsible for me basically never drawing traditionally anymore. I would trade every other innovation digital painting/drawing has given us before I'd give up Ctrl+Z "ThunderFeet is back to basics mocking Creationists, and while I love watching that kind of thing... it's really not the same anymore, is it?" "@Uptomyknees Similar arc, but completely different message, though it was still in a way about responsibility. I like this new take on the character." "@Uptomyknees There was a similar theme to the ""responsibility"" one though, what with Peter needing to be Spider-Man without the tech." @Uptomyknees And I really love that two people close to him have already found out and it's implied MJ might too. That kind of drama was never my thing. @Uptomyknees My least favorite part of Spider-Man stories is people in his life getting emotionally hurt by his secrecy. Glad they skipped that. @alexandraerin And yet there are people still arguing we need to reach across the aisle to these people. "@ZJemptv That's good to hear. What a weird tactic, though." "@ZJemptv If they're trying to delegitimize your identity, they did it exactly backwards. The fuck?" So seeing Ghost of Starscream's head just makes me a little sad that we'll likely never seen Ghost of Starscream. "I like the cockpits in vehicle modes (and having pilots for them), but the actual heads... I have no interest in swapping them." TR for me has just been a celebration of the latter half of G1 and that's really cool. The play pattern itself I can't really get into. "I don't really understand the excitement for new Titan Master characters (eg Starscream). It's like, ""Oh cool, a character's head... neat?""" @ZJemptv And not a single one of them understood your actual point. Insanely frustrating. I RUN IOWA'S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE Any excuse to post a video of Rich Evans prank calling. https://t.co/ALaWaeuG10 https://t.co/aTupg4P818 "SOMEWHERE in this house I have an SWB Ep III Obi-Wan with a lightsaber that HASN'T been chewed on by cats, and I WILL find it." @ContraPoints There's enough sympathizers that they have an echo chamber. Stumbling into one of those circles as a trans person is so... soul crushing. @DanRyckert Zelda 2 kinda sucks. (Thread) https://t.co/8YreaTZUXJ @the_moviebob Hell yes! @the_moviebob Wait there's a Squirrel Girl show being planned? I might actually start giving a shit about the Marvel TV stuff "@SJWMEGATRON If you ever have a spare 10 hours or so, watch the originals. They still hold up, and you can skip Beneath if you want." @MattyFranklyn Swamper is one of the few third party figures I own. Love him! "Oh, I also bought Generations Tailgate and Titans Return Seaspray. >_>" "(Unite Warriors Computron looks so much better, but I need ALL the obscure characters, dammit)" How bad I am with money: I just remembered Combiner Wars Scrounge exists and bought one on eBay out of nowhere. @thelindsayellis You're lucky the cell is full! https://t.co/KL7ivh8X2a @ContraPoints A symptom of being a woman is wanting to be a woman. "Tumblr just recommended a straight-up T*RF blog to me. Thanks, algorithm. Love to be reminded they exist." @0M0CHAO @spectra_belle https://t.co/aT3BnsvcGw @ZJemptv Something that's basically impossible for any cis person (even well-meaning ones) to fully grasp. "@SJWMEGATRON Wow, I had no idea. That paints IDW in an even better light than I realized. Glad they're doing so much to course-correct." (Thread) https://t.co/DQ3GRLDuJB "@SJWMEGATRON Wait, original-original G1 origin? I thought the ""forcibly made into a woman"" thing was an invention of IDW. I did read Windblade, btw." "@SJWMEGATRON I mean, Arcee's my girl and her being coded trans feminine would be cool... but that backstory is, like you said, problematic. At best." "@ZJemptv If your assumption is that a trans person's gender is inherently invalid, ""anime causes transness"" isn't that hard of an idea to swallow." "@SJWMEGATRON No, I... I heard. She was forcibly made female, right? Or did I mishear/misremember?" "@SJWMEGATRON I don't disagree. I'm guessing that's IDW stuff? Still working through the comics, myself." @SJWMEGATRON Either way I think about this WAY too much. "@SJWMEGATRON For Cybertronians, I personally headcanon that their natural inclination towards mimicry led them to mimic our genders as well." "@SJWMEGATRON You kind of can't delve much farther without asking how they procreate, even though those two concept aren't as connected with humans." "@SJWMEGATRON Well, I guess a kind of gender could exist, with characters like Strika and Topaz suggest masculine women are a thing." "@SJWMEGATRON In both cases it's safe to say they have the ""Gender Expression"" facet of gender/sex, but actual gender is kind of impossible to prove." @ZJemptv Anyone who acts like a mind reader in ANY kind of debate forfeits any right to be taken seriously. "@ZJemptv Wow, he really does seem to think he knows you better than you know yourself. What a creepy loser." "@SJWMEGATRON If you're trolling, I fell for it. Hot Rod yells ""Kup!"" when he's attacked by those tentacles and Kup is the only other character there." "@SJWMEGATRON (Daniel's dad, aka Spike, human star of The Transformers)" @SJWMEGATRON ...you mean Daniel's dad? Kup's dad would be older than the universe. Maybe his dad it literally Primus himself. @the_moviebob (I'm working under the possibly false assumption that the only reason they act like they care about him at all is to appease voters) @the_moviebob Probably? The doomsday scenario of their voting base being pissed that they dumped him would be averted. Nothing to lose at that point (End rant. I think.) It kinda reeks of GooberGate and the whole sexist bullshit that sparked that nightmare. Cheating is a personal issue. Keep it that way. "At least, in an official sense like banning him. By all means, no one has to be best friends with the guy." "I dunno, ""Man was involved with someone else's failing marriage"" doesn't strike me as something to crucify him for." "Don't act like it was all the one guys fault. Again, unless it was rape, but thats a WHOLE different accusation and I saw no one saying that" "Divorce is legal. People fall out of love. Ideally a marriage shouldn't end in cheating, but it happens." Not to say marriage vows are meaningless. But for all we know the husband could be a total dick and this was a long time coming. "You might see similar outrage if he broke into the guy's house and stole his flat screen. ""Another man's wife."" Implied ownership." I think the outrage and insistence he be banned comes from a very sexist view of marriage. "...But otherwise? It's a married couple that has some shit to work out. Not my business. Even if this runner knew, still not my business." "And like, yeah, if I was friends with the guy who was married to the woman in question, I'd probably be pretty pissed too..." "Course, they worded it ""Slept with another man's wife"" which irks the hell out of me. No implicated it was rape, so it was a mutual cheating" Watching the GDQ recordings and I guess there's a runner who slept with a married woman? Lotsa people pissed off that they let him run. "Man, don't read YouTube comments." @thelindsayellis https://t.co/9p15WAl9yH @thelindsayellis Like... tabacky or wacky tabacky? I'm going to take the absence of Gwen Stacy as concrete proof that Spider-Gwen will be coming to the MCU. #SpiderManHomecoming "So who's the next villain for Homecoming 2? I'd personally love to see Doc Ock in the MCU, but maybe Kraven?" "@ZJemptv He ""pointed out"" that by implying it should be said to trans youth as a way to discourage them from transitioning. What a fucking asshole." "I seriously spent most of the moving thinking, ""Michelle is cute, Peter should hook up with her,"" and THEN THAT REVEAL #SpiderManHomecoming" @ZJemptv Looks like you have a new fan? @thelindsayellis I'm struggling to believe it's better than GotG 2... "What's even better is that one of these was pulled from a brand new case. I'm THAT good at pulling Man-E-Faces, apparently." "I COULD display all three with each of his faces, but seriously $30 hurt to pay for two of these even if they weren't doubles." "Just spent nearly $30 on two new figures, it was just two more Man-E-Faces. Done buying these outside the secondary market. https://t.co/0ScLxOt3YH" "@SethBuzzard @Rev_005 I figured, no worried." @Uptomyknees Kinda like all those people who thought Thanos at the end of Avengers was Hellboy? "@SethBuzzard If I were running Hasbro the extra figures would both be Troopers. Or, if they need to be new, Jawa and Tusken Raider. Better army builders." "@SethBuzzard Yeah the Jawa and the Death Squad Commander are each packed two to a case, so this is the closest thing to a pegwarmer the wave has." "@artimus2015 @SJWMEGATRON @thelindsayellis No, but Arin Hanson mentioned an episode of The Whole Plate on his Twitter." @Trasufoma (1138) @Trasufoma Random George Lucas reference because reasons. "@Vangelus Haven't seen Homecoming, but the Raimi movies do not hold up. They've aged horribly and are pretty much unwatchable in my opinion." @rocco_botte Easily one of my most-missed dead rides. I was lucky enough to see it back in '98 before they tore it down. "So, just started MTMTE. Love that Tailgate is 6 million years late for the Ark but just in time for the Lost Light." "@SJWMEGATRON @thelindsayellis They ARE able to use the underground tunnels for guests in case of severe weather. In fact, I believe all four parks have underground areas." "@IRL_Context @ItMeIRL Which is entirely based on a Mitch Hedberg joke from like, 2003." The main reason I wish I were self-employed (even though I'd be awful at it) is getting sick days without groveling to your boss. @ZJemptv Fuck these people. Sorry about the spotlight that's been on you recently. Must be stressful. :/ @Nixferatu_NH @SJWMEGATRON The first one was ICONIC. I'm kinda floored I'm having this conversation. https://t.co/y7CkLcOGqd (Thread) https://t.co/g8D6dl62eu @Nixferatu_NH @SJWMEGATRON The first three had masterful soundtracks. That was the only good thing about them. "@Nixferatu_NH @SJWMEGATRON He drives a woman to a castle, but sadly DARE was not playing in the background." "@ZJemptv They're essentially getting worked up over ""Don't knock it 'till you try it.""" @ZJemptv Wait seriously? What the fuck kind of report was this? @ZJemptv Why are cishet men SO insecure about their sexualities? @ZJemptv Y-yes please. Got some catching up to do. https://t.co/Pecgle2kdU NINTENDO 👏 DOESN'T 👏 CARE 👏 ABOUT 👏 THE 👏 TIMELINE 👏 NEITHER 👏 SHOULD 👏 YOU I got to Exalted with Nightfallen doing it that way ffs I suffered for like two months and not once stopped to think Blizz should fix it. Just learned not to use Ghost Wolf. Love how I just assumed my Ghost Wolf removing my disguise in Suramar City was a feature not a bug (turns out they patched that) "@CaptainMieu @ZJemptv ""Natural"" is such a loaded word anyway. Trying to make someone appealing to nature actually stick to a definition is all but impossible." When my follower count goes up by two then drops by two a day or so later. https://t.co/lvcZ30h9vG @MagsVisaggs And then you quite literally take blue pills daily. @MattyFranklyn I want to get to the part where they kill most of the humans and subjugate the rest. The Planet of the Apes part. Do people know/remember that they mentioned some lost astronauts in Rise of the Planet of the Apes? This isn't over. "It cannot be the end. We haven't even gotten to the ""Planet of the Apes"" part. This has been a trilogy of a Planet with just Some Apes. https://t.co/DfdGOKfJ4E" @transscribe Does he believe doing so would make someone not trans? At most it would force them back into the closet which solves nothing. @Peaugh That'll be fun to track down and not pay an arm and a leg for. @MattyFranklyn Right??? (No points for getting that one right) Hasbro SDCC announcement prediction: Thunderwing retool of the Sky Shadow mold. What I love about this is that it reveals which side of history those assholes are on. https://t.co/2phN16vlfR "I guess given that they spliced Samus with space-bird DNA, such a thing might be trivial for them. I'd still read it. Or play it!" I'd read a story about how one transitions in Chozoian society. "You're not wrong, but that thing looks atrocious." "Are you shitting me, Facebook? https://t.co/B1dY89peWE" @ParkerMolloy @ZJemptv It's almost as if Right Wing ideologues read the Declaration of Independence as much as they read the Bible. @ContraPoints I have pretty severe phonophobia when it comes to loud bangs. I can completely sympathize. Hate this time of year. "HanAssholeSolo: A bigger person than our damn president. 2017, everybody." @Vangelus I'm still salty about the lack of Animated Constucticon toys. @toygrind Oh goddammit. @elegantLAB @MattyFranklyn https://t.co/JEgBWTk84r @toygrind I think mine is broken. It's just gibberish. @elegantLAB @MattyFranklyn Sure why not. @MattyFranklyn Milkshake Metal Band @SJWMEGATRON I stopped caring about that portrayal of April the minute she tried to convince Whoopi Goldberg that the turtles are real without photos. Curse you work schedule! I'm gonna have to miss all of this! https://t.co/vWgEUr6Zbe "@KingImpulse ""My other colleagues might be total shitbags too, but I doubt it.""" Normally I don't work on Tuesdays so I was super excited to catch the Banjo-Kazooie run on #gamesdonequick... thank god they record them! @SJWMEGATRON *slowing "Empire Strikes Back, Jurassic Park, Wreck-It Ralph, Zootopia, The Nightmare Before Christmas https://t.co/j09lUEywSp" "I should really replace this Kup with the Titans Return version, BUT LOOK AT THIS PERFECT POSE I GOT HIM IN. https://t.co/1byLcJhu3q" (Incidentally I'm REALLY glad I got this after I ditched my deadname. I have an Andrea Libman signature that wasn't so lucky...) "Also got this at Denver Comic Con! (The signature, not the Junkion) https://t.co/U8qP1NLwxG" @toygrind You're gonna unintentionally attract a TON of furries. @the_moviebob So in my personal opinion there's never really been a Spidey movie I liked or still like. Makes me wonder how I'll feel about this one. @the_moviebob I'm excited to find out whether I'll like it or not. I often agree with your reviews but I don't think the Raimi movies hold up anymore. @RubberNinja @GameGrumps Hi I'm American and that's not sausage? Where are you being told this is sausage? (Not to vague Tweet but it would be counter-productive to link where I was quoted without my consent) Didn't join Twitter to argue with mouth breathers. I'm not here to debate. Leave me alone. "If getting spotlighted on some asshat's Twitter means I start having people target me for harassment, you're just all gonna get blocked." "Okay, cool. So third party sites just archive all of Twitter for you so you're unable to delete your tweets. That's fan-fucking-tastic." (Thread) https://t.co/gqyRXV7VV5 @Vangelus Who bothers with instructions anymore? Just wait for the Peaugh video. Look at these two little goobers I found at Denver Comic Con! https://t.co/1eGZs7wv1c @ZJemptv Science itself would be impossible if that's actually how it worked. "@ZJemptv They will never read the articles. Not even click the links. You have the patience of a saint, Zinnia." @BensRoad @ZJemptv Because trans women aren't men. "@ZJemptv No, it's actually kind of not cool that some lesbians only define women by their genitals too." @voxdotcom Is it actually a war for the PLANET this time? God that first tweet is just a fucking mess. FORGETTABLE. I have NO interest. Goddammit. Side note but not being able to edit tweets fucking sucks. Hopefully that's all legible despite typos. I'd be way more interested if every movie took place 100 years after the last. Not as if Serkis can't play his own descendants. War for the PLANET? You promise this time? I was burned pretty bad on that promise last time. Don't really give a shit about two movies worth of what Caesar and 100 other apes to two identical human refugee cities. Maybe I'm spoiled by the original series. When is this gonna get PLANET scale? I found Dawn of the Planet of the Apes incredibly forgetting & kind of a waste of time so I have interest in War for the Planet of the Apes @Cosmos_Cookie https://t.co/2iBM0bBEJp @SJWMEGATRON @Hbomberguy I would actually be interested in seeing his best arguments. Whether he makes compelling points or Im frustrated by every point it'll be fun @rCharlotteSmith Ooh I think that means you get a free sub! @AndyPriceArt It just isn't Cesar Romero's Joker without his iconic makeup'd 'stache. @ZJemptv Honestly those are the best kind. @cyberdoctor42 You say that like it's a problem exclusive to Bumblebee. @NuclearTakes @TakedownMRAs No words. They should've sent a poet. "I blame the lack of a TRU in my area, but from my end it felt like the set went from theoretical to scalper bait overnight." So yeah looks like Chaos on Velocitron is just $300 on eBay now. That's how I'm going to get my hands on it. No MSRP for me. "@ZJemptv I dunno, he sounds too desperate. Takes all the fun out." @thelindsayellis @BlackNerd I could seriously watch/listen to you talk about these movies forever. Insightful and VERY entertaining. @ZJemptv Sounds like a fun night! @tfwiki Truly the most evil of snack cakes. "@thelindsayellis This is why Transformers fans who are still watching them have noticed they're getting ""better."" (Loaded word I know)" Can I pin someone else's tweet? https://t.co/FqdRpHoG2k "(Even though detransitioning for the wrong reasons, like societal pressures, eg ""trends"", is a real thing)" """I'm just not sure how to tell the REAL detransitioners from the detranstrenders"" said no one ever." "ALL YOU HAVE IS THEIR WORD. You cant read minds. If u take them at their word when they detransition, u should take it when they transition." And if you're cis and worry about all those people who aren't really trans when they say they are: Stop. "If you're wondering if you're trans and want that outside ""push"" to convince you: You are." Cis people don't wish they were trans. They don't question if they are trans. That should tell you something if you're struggling with this. "I know there are trans people who might disagree, and there are LOADS of cis people who will say the same, but it's just... true." "If you think you're trans, you're trans. It's really that simple." @MattyFranklyn Same @Trasufoma Apple is better. @SJWMEGATRON #feminism @Vangelus https://t.co/S0F7hh9Aye "But seriously, Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Ghostrider AND Squirrel Girl? Where can I get that as a print?" #DescribeYourCreativeProcessWithAGif https://t.co/bqqU6oaJAJ "@DinosaurDracula What, are we supposed to tally them ourselves?" #justiceforarcee Fuuuuuuck yes she's actually talking about gender among Cybertronians which is a weird favorite subject of mine. Hell yes! https://t.co/Veq8tMbfIa @the_moviebob The MCU movies are pretty good at being meta when they want to be. "@Hbomberguy I know there's some sort of music pack you can license out there, but it's still weird to hear some tracks pop up in random places." "@Hbomberguy This is tangential, but it was weird hearing the Toy Galaxy review music at the end there." This is some quality @Hbomberguy content. https://t.co/241fi7KKVv @MattyFranklyn THEW is pure entertainment. Damn autocorrect @jeffgerstmann these ones are safe to eat I think. https://t.co/DvAOWimENa Finally~! https://t.co/rzV64UWxwV @MagsVisaggs Very inspiring! @DkunDX Mine's on preorder and I can't wait! @ArnarTheWriter Obviously they know not to fuck with her. @Neoriceisgood @transscribe He either doesn't have any grasp of why people take issue with her or is just saying whatever he wants b/c his audience won't fact check. "@Neoriceisgood @transscribe Its just so asinine. He could have easily said something like ""This doesn't represent what actually happened at all"" and at least make sense" Top Overwatch strats https://t.co/86Kc4jIC1h "@transscribe How is it ""poorly sourced""? Like, obviously he disagrees but that's not the same thing." Unless you already got yours and want to make a few extra million before the end of the fiscal year. "There's no helpful ""middle ground"" between ""fact-based"" and ""complete lies.""" "Which is one of the many reasons ""middle ground"" defenders are so frustrating." "The Left has lies too, but it's not even a close comparison. The GOP relies on misinformation." It's almost like a party built entirely on defending the interests of businesses/the wealthy is not a great long-term plan. "And when confronted with how very wrong they are, they leap to ""Fake News"" and ""Deep State"" conspiracies claims." "Climate change denial, trickle-down economics, abstinence-only education..." I find it very telling that so much of what the GOP relies on are outright lies. Just... nothing but falsehoods. @tainkirrahe Dragon Shields are the best! Second-to-none! They last a looooong-ass time. "@lepetitgarcons1 @ZJemptv I assure you, she wouldn't. Like, hon, you don't know her at ALL if you honestly believe that." "Assholes like these who REVEL in their ""right"" to not care about anyone but themselves make me think this whole Humanity thing was a mistake" """YOU CAN'T ENFORCE YOUR PETTY 'MORALITY' UPON ME!!"" ""Yes, that's basically what we're so tired of."" https://t.co/1Uu0DTjR9X" "@ZJemptv But they insist info coming from your site is inherently biased (no need 2 actually look at it), so they ignore it and say it's anti-science" "@ZJemptv ""Youre anti-science"" say the people refusing to put up ANY science in defense of their beliefs while you provide exhaustive piles of science" "@dannyimusic (They already had a Smooze cameo so no hope for a return in the new movie, but that's probably for the better)" @dannyimusic Also meme'd (which I actually remember from my childhood-- one of the few G1 MLP things I enjoyed as a kid): https://t.co/AVmanuPIKD "@dannyimusic In the EARLY, EARLY, EARLY days of the Brony fandom when we had very little to build off of, old stuff like this was meme'd to hell and back" "If @dannyimusic wasn't asked to do a ""SHOO BE DOO"" remix/homage for the new movie I think a major ball was dropped https://t.co/LMMuEUtEN7" BLIZZARD STOP MAKING STATUES OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY https://t.co/8Z0s3hieb8 via @YouTube @TheChefPyro I get those confused with the Power Rangers ring tone because they sound super similar. @transscribe Right?? I came out before my fiance and I got married but a similar thing happened to me. It's not something someone does for laughs. "@MattyFranklyn There is pure entertainment, Vangelus knows how to get really good shots, Peaugh replaces the need for shitty instructions." "@MattyFranklyn There are only three as far as I'm concerned: Thew, Vangelus, and Peaugh." "@darkknt1047 @the_moviebob There's the story where we said he didn't care for DKC, which he later walked back. That's about as offensive as Miyamoto gets." "@thelindsayellis I honestly always assumed it was Peach, but I guess that's really, really dark so maybe not." Especially since I have yet to get Velocitron OR Cybertron sets. Having to buy them knowing I don't need one character from each would suck. I really hope its just a 2 pack with the 'Con and 'Bot from each pair we havent gotten yet. Would sting pretty bad to devalue those box sets https://t.co/kpghcqzNhi @BriannaRosePNW @ZJemptv You mean the logic you dumbasses are using to defend Blaire? I agree. "@ZJemptv Thank you for doing all this. It must be exhausting, and I dont know if you're getting through to any of them, but we need fighters like you" @ZJemptv This lie doesn't even make sense. Skin can stretch. Grafts are a thing. Even with no knowledge on the subject it should sound like bullshit. "@thelindsayellis ""Virtue signaling"" really feels like a phrase invented by people who have bent over backwards to convince themselves they're not bad people." "Not to vaguetweet, but I don't feel comfortable @'ing someone I don't know very well, even if only to apologize for any miscommunication." "I dunno, maybe that's obvious for longtime users, but on my feed it always makes me panic." I really don't like how Twitter conversations are set up. Just because I'm replying to a person doesn't mean I'm talking to OP. @Black_Hedgehog @ZJemptv Meanwhile there are actual facts you can look up on the subject that exist separate from who is or isn't trans. "@Black_Hedgehog @ZJemptv ""Why the fuck would Zinnia Jones, a trans person, lie about something serious like that?"" Whatever your answer is, there's your answer." @Black_Hedgehog @ZJemptv ...You realize you're arguing with a trans person and your same logic could be used against you? "@ZJemptv The tweet was deleted, so whatever, but that person said ""there is 0 science."" Obviously a figure of speech, but ""100 science"" is too." @ZJemptv They started with putting a numerical value on it first! Is this shit even real? "Notch cares not about your kids, is what I'm saying. He never has. So that explains why he's so open about being an ass." Notch was always just your normal white gamer dude who also programmed games. The popularity of Minecraft with kids is mostly an accident. "Just think it's pointless to frame this in the narrative of ""Notch made this famous kids game"" since he's been so detached from it for years" "But it sucks because no one can stop him running his mouth, and he's probably still influencing kids who follow him." "I get being turned off from the game forever, I just personally feel that the game has almost nothing to do with Notch at this point." "...But you're not really affecting Notch. And even if droves of players left in protest, there's nothing Microsoft can do about Notch." "Like, if you're a parent and want to remove that game from your household because of all this, I understand your concern and anger..." "I am a tiny bit bummed that some people are turning their ire towards Minecraft itself, though." "@ZJemptv When you spread false information that then affects how others act, thats worth apologizing for. I don't think this person fully understands" "(Like, they're already near that culture. Luckily they seem to be the exception not the rule, at least in game DEV circles)" (And when I say I understand I just mean any white male game developer ending up that way is not really that shocking) I can ALMOST understand why Notch is an anti-feminist/GGer. But to see him defending Trump against Stephen King makes no goddamn sense. @MattyFranklyn Oh it's only the best Optimus ever made so much so that we never need one again. No big deal. @MattyFranklyn I feel the same way about MP-10. "@patrickklepek I mean, he has absolutely no incentive to be anything but the asshole he is, and he's never acted like Minecraft is his life's work." @SJWMEGATRON Hey real talk I cried during the first movie when Optimus or whoever rose out of that kid's pool. Steven Jablonsky's score was magical. "@alexandraerin The myth of the ""Transtrender"" kept me from transitioning for 17 years. Fuck that stupid narrative." @HamillHimself Honestly at this point I'd rather have The Joker as president. @ZJemptv Freud would have a field day. @MagsVisaggs Poe's Law x100 @DanRyckert But who's Mamma Wa? "But yeah, in addition to not wanting to see this movie ANYWAY, I'm not too into the ""wrong body"" joke premise. Just weirds me out." "Hell, I wouldn't even be shocked to hear it's mentioned in the movie. It's definitely a topic we as a country are talking about a lot." "Like, SOMEONE is gonna have the hot take where they compare the character to trans women, right? Even if they're well meaning?" Can't... wait... to see more... What a... fun... concept. A girl having to be in the body of a man... Ugh... I actually initially stopped watching the Jumanji trailer before Jack Black showed up... @LiamShalloo @chrismcfeely If I was one of the intended audience I'd be insulted by the implication that we don't know what board games are. @chrismcfeely Jumanji is a unique franchise in that a sequel is indistinguishable from a reboot if you keep the board game. Couldn't even get that right. "Like, who care, I know, but they spent the last year or so swearing up and down it wasn't a reboot. It is. Just be honest." And they couldn't even get that right. "Jumanji is one of the few franchises where a sequel is indistinguishable from a reboot, as long as you keep the board game itself intact." @the_moviebob So... it's not a sequel. This is a reboot. There wasn't a game console hidden in the board game's box. @the_moviebob Which is kinda Jumanji 3 because no one remembers Zathura. So I guess the Poly Tales comic series ended? Been a bit since I bought a trade but Amazon has never heard of Volume 3. I love my beautiful daughter and I need a toy of her yesterday. https://t.co/ye3a7oyG3F https://t.co/moE2rw3MAp @AndreaLibman You got all the best lines (not that I'm complaining)! [thread] https://t.co/G5KspF8GfP "@MattyFranklyn @milk_walker (I mean, kinda. Don't even look up G1 after like, 1988. It's a wasteland of ""Whothefuck?"" Raptor ladies before then, please)" "@MattyFranklyn @milk_walker No way in hell Fun Pub kept the rights, though. And they're gonna run out of characters to revisit in Generations eventually!" "@Hasbro Robot ladies, Transformers, AND dinosaurs? Just fuck me up. Just, that, into my veins. More of that PLEASE." "Gonna need toys of these STAT, @Hasbro! Chop chop! https://t.co/uNd1Ko8xRf" @milk_walker @MattyFranklyn This is extremely relevant to my interests. How could I have missed this? "@MagsVisaggs That's hilarious because I feel the exact opposite way. ""Ned"" just makes me think Ned Flanders. Takes me out of the fantasy setting." @MagsVisaggs Stark is good enough for Marvel. Though they also have gems like Otto Octavius so maybe it's a wash. @SJWMEGATRON Or did we just see his ass? I remember a thong but I blocked the rest out. @SJWMEGATRON AD: After we saw John Turturro's dick. "@SJWMEGATRON As far as like, the backstory they talk about in each one... it's 4, 1, 2, 5, 3, right?" @the_moviebob It's the eternal question of how much you're willing/able to separate an artist from their work. "@the_moviebob I'm not one to crusade against the game itself like I might in other similar cases. Means a lot to a lot of kids, & he sold the IP." @the_moviebob I feel the same way about Woody Allen movies. Never read Ender's Game either. We all have at least one of those. @MagsVisaggs Those are all real good. Storm and Rogue's especially. "Like, TOPSPIN. 'Nuff said." "I know I felt this way several times throughout CHUG's history, but this feels like a golden age for the brand." Like all these Titans Returns deluxes keep finding new ways to surprise me and it's wonderful. The sides of this guy's truck mode unfurl from his shins and I just want to say it's a great time to be a Transformers collector. https://t.co/XFt10gRYa0 "@SJWMEGATRON I just remember what I walked away from that movie feeling, which was that we finally have fun robot characters in the movie about robots." "@SJWMEGATRON I mean, kinda? Most of them were absent in the second act. I haven't watched AoE since it came out so I can't really compare." @Vangelus I mean it's in Canada's pants' heartland. @SJWMEGATRON Hound was great come on. John Goodman in robot form. What's not to love? "@SJWMEGATRON Side note but I love that arguably the only entertaining, memorable character from the first trilogy, Wheelie, came back for TLK." "@SJWMEGATRON Like, I can write you a short paragraph about what Hound is like. Can't really do that with Ratchet or Jolt... maybe I can with Wheelie." "@SJWMEGATRON I think AoE was taking some steps in the right direction. All the new Autobot characters were entertaining and distinct, which was novel." "@nicoleradziwill @d_m_elms That's MOSTLY the reason, absolutely, I just think the lack of a decade identity for the last 20 years might have played a part." "@d_m_elms No one was saying, ""What's the new fashion trends for the tens"" like they might have in previous decades. I think that contributes." "@d_m_elms It takes time to ""see"" fashion trends. Also the 00's and 10's suffer from a naming crisis of sorts. We don't know what to call them." But that should be a site-wide thing. And I can't find a Firefox addon that disables seeing user ratings on YT vids. Some subreddits hide comment scores and put big annoying text boxes reminding you to not downvote because you disagree... You don't have to be constantly reminded of The Discourse. Which would be nice. "If you ONLY have upvotes, a comment with 2 points or a video with 100 likes and 10,000 views lets you figure out the rest if you choose." "It's human nature to focus on the negative. You quickly learn to keep your mouth shut if you want to avoid stress. Thus, echo chamber." "...Not ONLY are you getting inundated with negative comments and hate, but for every comment there's three silent assholes judging you." On Reddit it's even worse because when you do muster up the courage to input your two cents on a hotly debated topic... Because its never a reflection of quaslity. Its ALWAYS a reflection of which are the most decisive issues. Don't need to be reminded of that "Downvotes just make everyone feel shitty. ""Oh here's a YouTube video about feminism. Of course half the people votebombed it.""" I still maintain that all websites with a user voting system should only have upvotes. Facebook got that right. "@JasonMcKittrick @DinosaurDracula I have a Shark Bites gym bag! The mouth is a zipper! It's too small to use for much, but I know it's around here in a box somewhere." @SJWMEGATRON https://t.co/ggCkMVH6ol "@SJWMEGATRON I let out an obnoxious ""HA!"" as did a few other audience members." "@SJWMEGATRON There was a relaxing kind of joy just sitting back and saying, ""Alright Bay, give me some more shlock."" And oooooh was it shlock." "@SJWMEGATRON As a fellow Transformers fan, I can confirm that it was indeed very cathartic." @thelindsayellis Gonna be fascinating when Millennials are running for president. Imagine the smear campaigns using Facebook posts from 20 years prior. I've been known to partake. https://t.co/vStSEZAJh9 @9_volt88 They are SO DESPERATE to prove that events like these are necessary. Yet somehow the irony is lost on all of them. Babies indeed. @StoryofEverest @JimSterling Almost. 1 of their songs was used in that Robot Unicorn Attack phone game from a while back. Though that might have been about a decade ago When is the SNES Classic being released? It already sold out in the UK apparently but I've heard nothing about the NA release. @patrickklepek The limitations of internet in America will bump against what Sony and Microsoft can sell here. Maybe that will shake things up? @JimSterling I didn't even know it was available yet! What the hell @Vangelus Why is no one complaining that Susan is a girl's name? Several times watching your video I had to remind myself Bludgeon is a dude. @ProfFrancesca @MattyFranklyn One if the fastest ways to BECOME an atheist is to read the Bible. @ZJemptv They have to leap to the absurd every time. Its like when they ask what's wrong with identifying as a dolphin. Being trans to them is absurd What a fucking monster. https://t.co/zY0Wc6rJCJ @DanRyckert is real-life Forest Gump. https://t.co/nIRKygcMKm @thelindsayellis Hey it's almost an onomatopoeia for the transforming sound effect. "@ContraPoints Fuck man, they sure are." "Anyway, I'm weirdly excited about decade names going forward." Though it is probably true that technology increasing exponentially means the 20th century WAS unprecedented in its rate of change. "Like, little things. What was the hot new trendy thing specifically in 1750's America?" "It feels like the 20th century changed a ton each decade, but some of that might be stiff getting forgotten to history." "I mean, I assume so. But I wonder if folks in, say, 1910 and earlier knew the 1820's as ""The 20's""" "I'm excited to find out if we're gonna collectively call the next decade ""the 20's""" The 90's were a helluva drug. https://t.co/wEx4WS4imp "@d_m_elms I was planning on seeing it, yes. I think we have far different definitions of ""bland.""" @DerrickJWyatt https://t.co/7OOqmiqIne @kat_blaque It's the way it should be. It feels like it's getting harder and harder to do that. Both sides galvanize each other. @the1janitor I think they are that dense. They think they're fighting the antichrist. I'm sure they believe the ends justify the means. Hey @hankgreen & @johngreen I think a public statement might be in order. Your silence is deafening. https://t.co/xrGR9LfR66 @Protoman It's not impossible that these sellers know A Guy. It's also not difficult to refund buyers. Not that I'm condoning their behavior. @toygrind @chrismcfeely From the very beginning Transformers has had a complex mythos beyond just a brand. Feels counter to the spirit of the franchise to deny it. "@Protoman That is a really good list, but they are missing the greatest 2D platformer of all time, DKC2." "@ContraPoints But it actually sounds like maybe some understanding was met? That's prett cool and again, no one was given a ""platform.""" "@ContraPoints Don't know half the people involved in this, so take this w/ a grain of salt, but worst case scenario they acted shitty and dinner was over." "@ContraPoints One is giving a platform, the other is an honest attempt to understand each other." "@ContraPoints I feel like there's a real simple distinction between a private dinner and like, a filmed interview or something." @toygrind @MidTier_Midboss Okay. That MIGHT make it worth it. Maybe. @NoahGarfinkel @MattyFranklyn I work at an animal shelter. It's super common with basically everyone. "@odinsdream I think they're just afraid of losing access. Which I understand up to a point, but this issue is bigger than that." "@odinsdream And if they ban you for it, GREAT! There's your story!!" @odinsdream At the VERY LEAST bring some hidden cameras FFS. I'd prefer defiantly turning on a big ol' broadcast camera but I'll take what I can get. "@MidTier_Midboss @toygrind Like, oh how funny, we weren't expecting you guys to review it and you didn't anyway but pretending you did three times! Funny." "@MidTier_Midboss @toygrind Three videos and counting, one each day, pretending to be about Trans5mers but are actually just black, silent screens for 20+ min" @toygrind @redlettermedia Personally I'm pretty mad. "@gravislizard @upandoutcomic I still remember the Lemon Demon song about it. I was firmly on the side of ""fuck ebaumsworld,"" and I don't recall meeting many who weren't." @redlettermedia Please stop. @katiecandraw @DenverComicCon I'll make sure to stop by your booth and say hi! @TheBarrylad @SJWMEGATRON What's the joke? @SJWMEGATRON (FWIW I think Mike might have actually enjoyed some parts of it. It's a nice shlocky movie) @SJWMEGATRON It's annoying because none of us were under ny delusion they'd review it. The joke might work better if there was demand for a TF5 review. @MattyFranklyn Ten bucks says they just put the leaked ROM onto the system itself. Nintendo loves pulling shit like that. @the_moviebob Why do they always jump to genocide? Are they really that incapable of actually reading what you're saying? @SJWMEGATRON Donkey Kong 64 was released on WiiU. It's entirely owned by Nintendo. The other Rare titles however might be difficult to port? "@chapien @ZJemptv Love how they drop in shit like ""MtT"" as if even implying the word ""female"" near us is like saying Voldemort out loud. What's wrong w/ AMAB?" @JimSterling Is this about the composer? Because that was my first concern when you made that video. She's a woman in game development. @MagsVisaggs Should I also dare to keep all my dreams alive? "@brynnqueenager @ZJemptv (Using the term ""female"" suggest they're a TERF, though)" "@brynnqueenager @ZJemptv It's hard to say which one this person was without more context, but that underlying belief permeates in some form with both groups." @brynnqueenager @ZJemptv Depends on if you mean TERFs or transphobes. The former would gladly admit that. The latter? Not always outwardly. @neiltyson (Also said it was going at one tenth the speed of light to reach us) "@neiltyson In the movie they mention that Cybertron hid its approach to earth ""behind the sun"" and I thought of you, Neil." @Uptomyknees Of course it's possible. The Thing was re-discovered on video without anyone consulting reviews for it. The same can still happen. @Peaugh Cygar head! VERY tempted! There is no way in hell any of them would be saying this if it were Hilary or Obama. https://t.co/Wwq2oYgkMl Fuuuuuuuuck yes Gumby is available on Amazon Video! Loved this shit as a kid. @MagsVisaggs Oh my yes please. "So, status quo won out. Now it's novel again!" """I wish to stay with the boy."" But then the fifty billion kids that fell in love with the character only knew him as effectively mute." Love how Bumblebee talking was hyped up in TLK when he talked at the end of the first one a decade ago. They're all just emulated ROMs anyway. Just let anyone sell them. At least for the old stuff. It'd be nice. I'm not saying I want Mario Odyssey on Steam or anything. Just the old stuff they've been re-selling for a decade now. But from what I hear PC gaming is nonexistent in Japan and the idea of Nintendo putting their stuff on a non-Nintendo system is laughable. Would rather just pay like $6 and go. Or emulate it. Either way it's too much of a hassle for the very minor urge to play. "Like, if I wanted to play Mario 64, the fastest way would probably be to turn on my TV and boot up my WiiU." Sometimes I just wish I could play old Nintendo games on Steam. "@ZJemptv They'll tolerate us to a certain point, but when it gets too personal (ie, risk of seeing a naked body), suddenly our gender is conditional." "@ZJemptv Arguments like this make way more sense if you remember the base premise they're working from: To them, trans women are men." These guys are super fun. Really solid with surprisingly good articulation. I want Skeletor and Teela! https://t.co/GlWMYPOkJP @MagsVisaggs So damn excited to have one of those. Still probably a ways off though... "@d_m_elms @HeManOrg Well, he's MUCH larger than a MOTU figure, but yes I know it's an intentional reference." @HeManOrg @d_m_elms Who wore it better? https://t.co/wb1V3vwpzl @MattyFranklyn I want Steelbane so bad! Can't remember the last time I wanted a movie figure this badly. @CalicoPikachu Most of them don't know. You think Fox News is telling them what's going on? @Vangelus-- you wanted to hear from someone who liked AoE regarding their feelings on TLK? Here you go. I'll answer any of your Q's as well. And I'm actually excited to see where it's going. "It really feels like the franchise has a direction. Maybe it's a really stupid direction, but it's better than where we were." "As for how TLK stacks up against AoE: Considering it had more robot characters and more stupid lore, I think I like it even more, no joke." "Regardless, I finally feel like this is a movie franchise where speculating about the lore is actually meaningful." "(Another side note, but I remember NOTHING from DotM. I feel like there's probably a lot in that movie that might contradict TLK?)" Or namedrop The Fallen or something. Tie everything back together and make it look like you planned all this. "For starters, the staff. I hate lazy McGuffin stories. Why not make the staff part of The Allspark? Or have it share the same origin?" "Back to the actual movie, I think lore-wise there were some spots they could have tightened things up." Earth is a collection of asteroids floating around Unicron's head. We're barely holding on but their stupid war is never ending. Just wait until Transformers 9 when the last remaining vestiges of humanity are living on a crumbling Cybertronian space station. And I love that! That's adherence to continuity the original trilogy never had. "CYBERTRON IS PERMANENTLY IN ORBIT. If Unicron even partially wakes up, that'll fuck us up even more!" "But anyway, I like Quintessa. I like Unicron being Earth. I LOVE how much their war is just fucking our planet over so goddamn much." "(Side note, NEVER thought I'd be happy to see ANY version of Wheelie, much less the movie version, yet here we are)" "...But then you have stuff like seeing Sentinel's ship on the moon, or having Wheelie come back. It's this weird balancing act." "It's funny though, because on the one hand, they seem to pick and choose what the please from the established lore and fuck inconsistencies" "...But if you pretend AoE was a soft reboot, this franchise is finally turning into something I'm excited to see more of." "I mean, I don't think most of it really fits with the original trilogy (eg, what relationship does The Fallen have with Quintessa?)..." "Trans5mers had even MORE memorable robot characters, and boatloads of stupid alien robot lore. Which I unironically LOVED." "First off, as I've said before, I liked the last movie. Had memorable, entertaining robot characters. Something the original trilogy lacked." Saw Trans5mers! Gonna dump some stream-of-consciousness thoughts on it for a bit. "@the_moviebob Not Iron Man? His death would hit pretty hard, plus he's gotta cost a fortune to have in your MCU movie at this point." Good thread. https://t.co/df3Hjvwukg @Protoman @Petes_Robo_Con Are these the Hascon figures? @InnuendoStudios @hankgreen You're not actually beholden to the First Amendment. Just ban them. Make them make their own convention. "@InnuendoStudios @hankgreen I know they won't do it, but just once I'd like a big convention like this to just fucking ban these assholes." 9/ My reality is entirely incompatible with yours. I don't know how to reconcile that. 8/ We may as well be speaking different languages. We may as well be space aliens to each other. "7/ That's why I'm such a pessimist when it comes to finding ""common ground"" these days." "6/ ...I get it. If I were in their shoes with their knowledge, I'd say the same." "5/ The frustrating part is when Sargon cries abuse or Laci condemns ""shutting out"" right before using ""sociopathic"" as a defense..." "4/ (i.e., if you do not care whatsoever about the plight of those outside your immediate friends or family, I don't know what to say)" 3/ Or people who so fundamentally are the world differently that no common ground can ever be met. 2/ The difference is from our end we're shutting out zealots who refuse to look into facts or reason. 1/ Both sides of the right/left political debate are guilty of shutting out the opposition at times. @Nickle4aPickle What's he gonna evolve into? @SJWMEGATRON And I maintain that Rogue One was competent. At least compared to the prequels. @SJWMEGATRON For 20 years we learned to hate the thing we loved. To have competent movies made about Star Wars again is a helluva drug. "@SJWMEGATRON As a massive Star Wars geek, I felt pandered to and loved every second of it. It is not objectively good and I can admit that." @MagsVisaggs I absolutely see a woman. @leechejamyum Real talk though all of Wizards have been getting super into queer representation and this guy bitching suggests he hasn't played in a while "@Vangelus I mean, the bar is so low at this point. Did they avoid literally dragging a customer out of a plane? Gold star!" "@InnuendoStudios Hank seems to be depressingly optimistic/niave about how much respect for all (like, ALL) will ultimately lead to good things." @InnuendoStudios Gross. Though hearing that Gabe doubled down after being an asshole is probably the least surprising thing you could say about him. "@InnuendoStudios I'm aware of the dickwolves thing and that was enough to turn me off of PA in general, but what's this about transphobia?" "@noobmaster117 @SJWMEGATRON I don't know why, but 95% of gifs on this website just default to a ""The media could not be played"" message. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" "@SJWMEGATRON Wait, which kind of dab?" A friend of mine (who's a trans man) and I lament about this all the time. https://t.co/fZbzVIfZUF "@Uptomyknees I think KFC still does it, don't they?" @shaun_jen Sounds kinda triggered. "@Vangelus And while I loved AoE, the dinobots were more of the stuff I didn't like as were most of the new characters. But I like these robot knights!" "@Vangelus I feel like the ""knight"" aesthetic has fixed the design issues I had with the original trilogy designs. Armor smooths the silhouettes." @Vangelus Dammit Vangelus I thought I was past wanting movie toys and you're pulling me back in! @d_m_elms I no longer worry about casting before seeing a movie since Heath Ledger was cast as the Joker. @upandoutcomic You too? /s @thelindsayellis WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS "If he happens to put that clip in one if his videos, let us know okay? https://t.co/diglXIbhXp" A-fucking-men. https://t.co/zRjtILOi77 @ZJemptv Why do they want to police the labels of others? You're not taking hormones at 3. You're not even taking puberty blockers. Let her be. @SJWMEGATRON We can both pretend we'll save up enough money for next year then! Woo? "@SJWMEGATRON It's the ""magic"" of Twitter! There's still some magic, kinda..." @upandoutcomic So happy for you! @egoraptor @thelindsayellis Dat Game Grump Bump Character designer for Transformers Animated taking NO shit from the official Transformers Twitter. Love it! https://t.co/aMmPpo9ZxQ These all sound awful and great can't wait to see it. https://t.co/myUUNzymSG "MAKE THIS SHIP CANON, COWARDS https://t.co/txs4KBqz6A" "Hey @Twitter, you're giving everyone the impression that you favor actual Nazis over LGBT people. Say something. Say ANYTHING about this. https://t.co/Y3BznCnsPV" @Vangelus OH NO HE'S HOT "@Vangelus Hello first movie toy I've ever been excited to track down since... well, the first movie. I need this guy." @MagsVisaggs Having to embrace aspects of femininity even when you might not want to just to not get misgendered suuuuuuuuuuucks. "@andreuswolf (And by ""they"" I mean moot and/or the guy running it now-- not necessarily the userbase)" @andreuswolf Imagine if they were as hard on Nazis as they were Bronies. @andreuswolf 4chan's core principles of very loose rules is what allowed the alt-right to flourish. "@andreuswolf I'm not willing to completely defend the board, but there have always been pockets that disagreed with each other." "@andreuswolf Not-blue, at the very least. From the very beginning 4chan has been hard to pin down as one single hivemind." "@andreuswolf I mean, that's a screen shot from a blue board. Many of those were and are... mostly fine. /b/, /pol/, and the other chaos boards are yellow" "@Uptomyknees @philiplord @chrizmillr A recent, canon novel that takes place after RotJ confirms that Jar Jar survives at least that long. I heard he makes money as a clown." @MagsVisaggs My favorite example is Monopoly. Actual rules are meant to illustrate how unfair capitalism is. Years of house rules have made it more fair. "I'm pretty sure I want all of these, but especially that purse and wallet! https://t.co/nszB1csbPq" "Holy shit a ""Steeljaw premold""? This means we're finally getting Blaster! I'll probably order these guys too, but fuck yes Blaster! https://t.co/0JlP7yRGMN" "@ZJemptv Which, fun fact, is only possible to maintain as a delusion if you're some position of privilege. And surprise! They reject that concept too" @ZJemptv It's because the idea that some speech silences others is completely alien to them. They don't believe it even when you explain it. "@neiltyson I wonder if our globes and maps would be ""upside down"" if the percentage of land in the north and south hemispheres had been flipped." @the_moviebob No implication that she's part of a larger race? Gotta say I like the idea of the Transformers being created by a woman. @the_moviebob Is she an actual Quintesson or does she just kinda look like one? No. https://t.co/de5akG4Ty9 @thelindsayellis I don't even remember what happened in DotM. At least RotF was memorable...? One does not easily forget things like Devastator's testicles. "@MagsVisaggs ""I was JUST saying I feel like I have a better understanding of how a REALISTIC trans person would act, no need to make me your enemy!""" "@marinashutup @ContraPoints I wish I could have been there when they first realized @ContraPoints was ""sexually deviant."" ""Wait... what's he doing with that hod dog?""" @TransEthics My gender is not a condition of my politics anymore than any other person's is. Fuck that asshole. "@TransEthics It's a mental, psychical and emotional drain." "80's nostalgia has now been a trend (in toy collecting, at least) for longer than the 80's." "@MattyFranklyn Only listing I can find is on TRU's site, but I haven't seen it called a TRU exclusive anywhere. I'll eBay it too if it comes to it but fuck" @MattyFranklyn Did Chaos on Velocitron actually come out anywhere? Or did it just sell out online immediately and forever? I want that Nautica! "@MattyFranklyn Maybe if I had an actual mansion, for a time there would be book shelves." "(And yes, the design ""Batman with boobs"" is enough to appeal to my interests)" That Batwoman figure has survived so many display chang-ups. Articulation is ass but I love that design. Oh hey here's a shelf I don't think I've ever photographed. No such thing as a book shelf when you're a toy collector. https://t.co/KsTTYLwBmB @TransEthics @RyanTAnd He looks like the bad guy in a Muppet movie. "@ZJemptv No, and if you ask they'd just call you biased and scared some more." @MakeMineAmalgam @MagsVisaggs I gave up that fight the day DC officially named him Shazam. There's nothing to fight for anymore. Marvel's Captain Marvel won. "@SethBuzzard I don't wanna say Shellformer, but... he's giving Break a run for his money." @DkunDX I got her on preorder! Can't wait! "@the_moviebob SEE HOW CHANGING ONE WORD CHANGES A SENTENCE'S MEANING? Checkmate, liberals!!" @ZJemptv But do not use it as a platform to spout transphobia. @ZJemptv Maybe you're not able to use them because of your trauma. That really sucks for you and I am truly sorry. "@ZJemptv I'm willing to take her at her word that that might be traumatic for her, but we still need things like dressing rooms, you know?" "@ZJemptv Like, I'm sympathetic to rape victims to a point, but associating a woman's penis with rapists is really fucked up and underhanded." When I'm early in my transition and the guy at Taco Bell wants a name for the order. https://t.co/2DNmdnd4xu Such a strong boy. So proud of him. <3 https://t.co/ElT6szbRuF I sincerely wish that were the case but he's still at over 3mil subscribers like he was when I unsubbed back in February. https://t.co/08LbSioYko @SJWMEGATRON @thelindsayellis I can't help but connect this to Bee's G1 Volkswagen alt mode and I think maybe that was intentional? @d_m_elms (Side note: Sometimes I really hate the character limit on Twitter) @thelindsayellis Oh does he speak in the flashback? "@d_m_elms I'm willing to believe some of them r unable 2 see what we see due 2 what news they watch, but at certain point I can't babysit the world." "@d_m_elms You voted for Trump. A demagogue with no class who constantly, provably lies. I have very little faith either of us will see eye to eye." "@d_m_elms I'm pretty sure people making those ""keep an open mind"" arguments don't see what we see in the other side on these issues." @thelindsayellis Not to say they're entirely comparable but he was in two Thor movies. I bet as far as Hopkins is concerned it's all just silly scifi fun. "@WC_WIT @thelindsayellis Fair enough. I just prefer the other reading. Sounds like it's proven wrong by Trans5mers, though." @thelindsayellis Oh yeah the next movie is the animated (entirely CGI?) Bumblebee movie... @WC_WIT @thelindsayellis I had assumed it was metaphorical. Brothers as in both Cybertronians. Maybe @ 1 point both Autobots/Decepticons. More interesting that way. @thelindsayellis Thew fact that they've gone full-on Independence Day Resurgence with their own dumb lore actually sounds like a nice change of pace. @thelindsayellis Is it too early in the year for Oscar predictions? "Thanks for the Metroid, @DkunDX! https://t.co/cksZmAEVyO" "@Vangelus I mean, it did play in theaters so presumably they can get a picture at least as good as other animated movies of the era now on Bluray." @ZJemptv Looks fantastic! I got a Pinkie Pie one at least year's @BronyCon and it is without exaggeration my favorite button of all time. https://t.co/L49n65N9UD @ContraPoints Because there are countless people out there who cant accept the existence of trans people (& all that their existence implies) for starters "Theme of 2017: ""I wish I was surprised."" https://t.co/pKDrrtBWaq" "Our future president, everyone. https://t.co/ia2m2gdAlF" @thelindsayellis What about Tran5formers? Can't really pronounce it but the same can be said for Se7en. @ZJemptv It's like talking to a brick wall. For some reason I'm really intimidated by voice training despite desperately wanting to not sound masculine. @d_m_elms That too. "@d_m_elms Do they have any idea how completely bonkers they sound when they say Trump seemed ""marginally less awful"" than Hillary?" "@ZJemptv To recap: Don't trust any citations because they COULD be misleading (if only there was a way to know for sure), instead trust non-citations" @ZJemptv Never a good sign when one side of a debate is desperate to downplay actual hard evidence. @MagsVisaggs They so dislike being compared to trans people yet the terms they'd prefer both use the word trans. "@MagsVisaggs Because what they'd really prefer is ""normal,"" but are cognizant enough to realize that's not a great thing to say out loud." @graybox13 @MagsVisaggs That's probably a much better theory. "@MagsVisaggs I've never understood this. The best guess I have is because it sounds like ""cyst,"" which is a stupid reason but I honestly got nothing else" Pride was super fun and super exhausting. Next year I'll plan ahead better and dress up! @ZJemptv It suggests that they didn't actually learn anything and still don't see what the big deal is. All the more reason not to forgive. @ZJemptv Misgendering trans people you disagree with is petty & heartless. There are plenty of trans women I don't like but I refuse to sink that low @thelindsayellis I feel a little stupid for not realizing this. I guess my best defense is that her last name isn't said very many time? "@MattyFranklyn Also, if Porn Hub can work around Adblock, I feel no sympathy for sites that can't figure it out. Not that I want Adblock to become useless." @MattyFranklyn I love sites that complain about adblock use. It's a quick and easy way to identify sites I never want to use. same tbh https://t.co/ucSGO0j3G1 "@neilhimself It's a bad thing for myself personally because I hate the television format and would much rather binge it., so I have to wait to watch." "(If you're wondering, the voice of Flounder the fish is still alive, but he hasn't been in anything for decades)" "Okay when I first heard the guy who played ""Flounder"" died, I misunderstood, then figured it out, then this tweet made me 2nd guess again. https://t.co/NXFnjXPvfg" Holy shit I'm actually going to a Pride parade tomorrow! Excited and nervous. "@ZJemptv I hate the fact that there are entire groups of people who are DEDICATED to invalidating our existence. My anxiety doesn't need help, thx." "Normally I hate it when people immediately assume laziness or apathy in media they don't like, but it really does apply here." "I guess either way it would be Hasbro who had the last word, but I still wonder what this would all look like with a less apathetic director" "But Lucas also refined each group of options for designs given 2 him by the artists @ Lucasfilm, so an authorial voice is in there somewhere" "I just wonder where we'd be if Bay gave more of a shit. Like, Lucas gets credit for the Star Wars aliens despite also being a team effort." "It was a team of people, of course, and that's how it works for most Transformers lines." "It's weird that Bay is so disconnected from his own Transformer movies. Like, who ""created"" movie Optimus Prime?" "I saw your tweet before you deleted it, @@MattyFranklyn. Even though I found it on my own separately, thank you!" FOUND THE TWEET I LOST. Just went through all the folks I follow who like toys. Luckily it was the second person I thought of. https://t.co/p9Wchirwpc "In the race to facilitate convenience, we've lost some functionality, I think. I'm speaking generally, not just about Twitter." "And due to in-page viewing of images (or whatever it's called), it's not logged in my browser's history (as far as I know)." "Because it was probably a ""like."" Those seem to be sprinkled in at Twitter's discretion, and it avoids showing you likes you've already seen" It was someone 3D printing some female Transformer character (I think) and I have no other context than that. Don't even know who liked it. "Goddammit Twitter, SHOW ME THE THING I WAS JUST LOOKING AT BEFORE ACCIDENTALLY CLICKING ""BACK"" ON MY BROSWER" What a stupid fucking hill to die on. https://t.co/O2VTGFGJVU @ContraPoints Oh my god same how the fuck are you even near one. Burn the house down and start anew. @ContraPoints Sometimes a vegetable is actually a penis. @ZJemptv [citation needed] I'm gonna be at work when it happens! I'll catch the recording if there is one though. https://t.co/TZEGgAMz8k @Uptomyknees What would the internet be without mansplaining? Oh my god I want that dress. https://t.co/w41Crmx6qa "In case it wasn't obvious that the first and primary goal here is repeal the ACA by any means necessary, here you go. https://t.co/Xyv5ENUvJk" "I mean, there's always eBay, but I still wish I was made aware of it sooner." Squirrel Girl merch is pretty goddamn rare and apparently Funko slipped one under the radar as some Marvel exclusive... sad I missed it. @Vangelus Didn't actually know that! Might put him on my wishlist. Maybe. @Vangelus Yeaaash but he turned into like a truck or something didn't he? At least I still have my Robot Heroes figure. @Vangelus Is that an actual Dispensor figure in alt mode? "@Uptomyknees Most of the plot holes in the movie aren't plot holes in the book (eg, ""Why frog DNA?"")" @ZJemptv Oh okay I guess I'll just go back in the closet then (?!?) "@OldDreyfusard @thelindsayellis If they're willing to listen. But that's the real trick, isn't it?" @SJWMEGATRON Fantastic example of Poe's Law in action. @the_moviebob Wasn't he originally slated to direct the last Star Trek movie? Guess we dodged a bullet there. "@thelindsayellis Just saying the word ""feminist"" will be enough to turn them off and cause them to stop listening." @thelindsayellis The problem is the people who are going to be the easiest to offend are also going to be the hardest to get to rethink that stuff. @ZJemptv It's especially frustrating to hear as a trans woman. I'd give anything to let 12-year-old me get the help she needed back then. "@thelindsayellis Just go for it. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't. May as well express how you really feel." @the_moviebob As if Gen Xers aren't enjoying the superhero movie boom too? @upandoutcomic Congrats!! "@MagsVisaggs Replace ""TERF"" with what the acronym actually spells and suddenly I'm not sure that person is as proud of how that tweet sounds." @starwars I think it made for a very nice final installment for the time that it was one. Rare instance of the Special Edition ending being better. "@voxdotcom It's infuriating that he doesn't seem to understand that even if the ""Russia story"" was completely false, he still obstructed justice." "First night on hormones and I feel so at peace. I don't care if it's a placebo effect, it feels amazing." @thelindsayellis Wow fuck that asshole. Glad I stopped watching years ago. @SJWMEGATRON I feel like years ago there was some... problematic shit that came from that guy but I honestly blocked it from my memory... "@the_moviebob Happy birthday, Mr. President!" @neiltyson It's because of Mr. Sagan that I still know that name off the top of my head. "I love Michael Keaton & I'm excited for Homecoming, but man that Vulture design reeks of the worst parts of the old SM movies..." @ZJemptv Completely understandable. "@TylerBradberry @GarrettHunter Delicious, delicious poison." "@upandoutcomic Really, there's no polite way to express that feeling, however benevolent, without invoking some amount of transphobia." Even an orange clock in a bad hairpiece is right twice a day. https://t.co/lcY8Yn7fuS @SJWMEGATRON Megatron was the original queer activist. @Nickle4aPickle Super cute!! "@Scrw_Loose @AndyPriceArt I have fallen so far behind on buying MLP trades, but when I hear a series has ended my collector instinct perks up. FF is over, then?" "U just KNOW that despite left-leaning shooters being the exception, this will b used as evidence that we're ""just as bad"" for fucking YEARS." Not that the trap was sent by anyone intentionally. I just mean a trap of circumstances. It's yet another trap of us trying to be the change we want to see while the far-right uses chaos to impede progress at every turn. "The far-right doesn't care about facts & doesn't care about ""being the bigger person."" Playing their game over this shooting will not help." "@hankgreen The right takes advantage of the left's insistence on being ""the bigger person."" I understand where you're coming from, though." @hankgreen Doing so would be aiding the wrong side. This is one instance of left-wing violence versus dozens of instances of violence from the right. "@MagsVisaggs Either the worst possible thing, or the stupidest possible thing." @ZJemptv Half a million followers. I need a drink. "@MagsVisaggs I think the theme of 2017 so far is ""Frustrating, but depressingly unsurprising.""" This is a fantastic thread well worth reading. https://t.co/SAhSLWrtGR Love me some collection pics. This is a pretty slick setup! https://t.co/SVp8kB1h2Y @andreuswolf @thelindsayellis @mizanyx @MistOptics (I think she's talking to the rando who just walked in and added their two cents) @andreuswolf @thelindsayellis @MistOptics @petercoffin It was a simpler time. "@andreuswolf @thelindsayellis @MistOptics @petercoffin Man, 2014 was such a clusterfuck." "@andreuswolf @thelindsayellis @MistOptics True. Funny which side Gerstmann himself ended up on, though to be fair him and GB tried their best to stay out of that controversy." "@andreuswolf @thelindsayellis @MistOptics Especially given how so many GGers seem to be into ""objective"" game reviews. Don't need journalism to find out if a game is broken." @andreuswolf I know. But there's also the long history of gate keeping fandoms from women for no good reason. Again it's abt finding a sane middle ground "@andreuswolf I can understand the emotion behind it (because again, it wasn't theirs to begin with), but yes the word choice is a little malicious." "@andreuswolf Because it is fair to say these things were never actually solely the realm of male nerds, as crazy as that sounds to so many of them." "@andreuswolf I think there's a middle ground between ""women are ruining geek culture"" and ""fuck off geek boys go cry somewhere else.""" @ZJemptv Hey it's almost as if a person's genitals doesn't fucking matter. "@ZJemptv They're the ones with rigid beliefs based on ""common sense,"" yet you're the creationist. Sure." "@ZJemptv Funny, I just watched a video of yours from three years ago addressing this same goddamn thing." "@MagsVisaggs I mean, Abrams isn't directing anymore, but I do think he was involved with the script so you might be right." "@MagsVisaggs Seems like they're shots from when Kylo and his cronies burned down the Jedi school Luke was running. I could be wrong, though." @MagsVisaggs Were it not for the additional flashback scenes in the Ep VIII trailer with Luke and R2 I would agree with you. @InnuendoStudios Angry Jack came back from the other side. "@thelindsayellis In the grand scheme of things it kinda sucks, but there's no easy answer for it." @thelindsayellis This guy said that he understands if people hate him for it. I think true understanding on both sides means maybe not mending those bridges. "@thelindsayellis One silver lining might be that, if they grew out of it and are truly sorry, they dont expect anyone who knew them back then 2 forgive them." "@JimSterling This is coming from the people who didn't call it Spla2n, so..." Are you just some neautral homunculus who's managed to stick their fingers in their ears since they turned 18? This shit matters to all. "Like, just admit that you don't think the given issue is important. Other issues must be for you, otherwise how do you function in life?" People who are in theory adults who live on planet earth that want everything to be apolitical fucking baffle me. "@WreckinRod You realize the dev himself started this right? If you want politics out of your games, talk to the guy who put politics in his game." @JimSterling Won't the lack of net neutrality open up new fight possibilities? This is a good thread. https://t.co/H4AXrIsa57 "@KK_Whiner @ZJemptv I was mainly commenting on how reliable the ""anime avatar"" stereotype is for shitbags even when there are no avatars." @ZJemptv Seriously? Anime vote arrows? I guess because Reddit doesn't have avatars? @the_moviebob It's one of the main reasons I used to cite as a kid for not being interested in him. Real talk though this is my favorite Star Wars alien and all of these facts are 100% true. https://t.co/ckhRb4tvL0 "Seriously, @Twitter? https://t.co/tkCyFAhHwT" @DanRyckert https://t.co/oDo3MCMbif You know you done fucked up when the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac creator is worried about you. https://t.co/7kN3qBSICn Need that Baxter Stockman! One of the best character designs from my childhood. https://t.co/qj4gYEcPbu @MindsEdge I mean I didn't think so but that would get grumpy old GenWunners like myself in board. @MindsEdge Does he come with his Gen I hat? @JimSterling Is this that awful PC Culture I keep hearing about? @JimSterling It's NEVER not cringe-inducing. Clearly the next console will be called the XboxONExboX @ContraPoints @ZJemptv Right??? @ContraPoints Hey I found Waldo! "@ZJemptv It really does read like he's a huge fan of your work but doesnt want anyone catching on to that fact. ""Not that I've watched them, no sir!""" @Vangelus As is tradition. "@jeffgerstmann You also get early access to the Brunch DLC, I believe." @hankgreen The fact that there are people willing to passionately argue against that makes my head hurt. @cwgabriel ...Fries? "@weracketeer @Uptomyknees Nine SW films. Two trilogies, Episode VII, Rogue One, and The Clone Wars." "@weracketeer @Uptomyknees I'll keep defending Rogue One until the day I die. But sure, ignoring that, Star Wars has four." "@weracketeer @Uptomyknees Star Wars has five. Don't even need to include the prequels. There's been nine of them, after all." I honestly cannot tell if I love this or hate this. https://t.co/4iOJgSpjGo "@shujintosuzuran @mega64 Oh this is @rocco_botte's favorite movie, tight?" @Uptomyknees @Hbomberguy Max Landis / HBomberguy crossover video when? "@the_moviebob This feels more insulting than anything else. ""Hey, remember that other Mummy remake that you wish you were watching?""" "@ZJemptv Do... do they not know what ""Size Queen"" means?" @the_moviebob That had some fun robot character moments that made the last one surprisingly better than expected. Fingers crossed! "@the_moviebob They were never considered lizards. They were and still are reptiles, regardless of what feathers, if any, T-Rex had. They are also birds." I had assumed this guy was a triple changer but he actually turns into TWO super fun to transform vehicles at the same time. I like it! https://t.co/15NfPWWdtH @the_moviebob I'm almost excited to hear more? We're still riding that gravy train on the toys end of things. https://t.co/DeDPdS3CJy "@thelindsayellis We were so young then. Christ, I paid actual, real money to see Revenge of the Fallen." @Vangelus Hey I just sold my old one last year for maybe the most I was ever gonna get for it (for a while at least). I kinda want that Orion Pax... It is indescribably difficult to give two shits about a Trump voter's feelings. The rest of us saw this coming. https://t.co/sKmWD55irB @SJWMEGATRON Fuck you Kelloggs fanboy! The General Mills Extended Universe is better! Why are they calling it the Dark Universe instead of the Universal Univ-- Oh. Well it's still a dumb name. Man we need a new Beachcomber. That 2007 one just ain't cutting it anymore. https://t.co/nUORuWhO07 @the_moviebob Jesus Christ that's... unfortunate? Hilarious? Sad as fuck? One or more of those maybe. @ContraPoints I would be very interested in learning more about this. My dysphoria is the boring old binary kind. "I love LEGOs but I have a distain for the word policing the company does. I understand why they do it, but I still hate it. https://t.co/vridO5Amf9" "@SJWMEGATRON You're not wrong that's it's mostly a sausagefest, but they did Genderbend the Mummy." @SJWMEGATRON He had to wait until his mustache was back in style. "@Trasufoma @Peaugh @HobbyDrifter Don't worry, they will." "@thelindsayellis I lost my dad to cancer when I was 14. Father loss in movies usually hits me pretty hard, but GotG2 felt particularly special somehow." @thelindsayellis Every time I'm reminded TERFs exist I die a little inside. Just LOVE that feeling of being hated for who I am. Just the BEST THING. Good. We mean it personally. https://t.co/nGbgXUmOWr "@joeparlock @JimSterling ""Hey Hagrid, I think the death tree could stand to be chopped down. Grab an axe and take care of it will you?"" said no one ever." @SethBuzzard Marvel knew exactly what they were doing making Mantis thw BAF. The hell am I gonna do with an Ex Nihilo figure? https://t.co/4zyYS3H0Ww Perceptor is basically perfect too. https://t.co/XQ2vBj66y6 Topspin is Transformer of the year as far as I'm concerned. https://t.co/i8YFAb143U I feel like at his age Hopkins is allowed to make a shitton of money being in the Space Robot Movie. Orson Welles was in the '86 movie. https://t.co/JRt2qgvYb2 "@Trasufoma Is he like, Zorn Jr or does the titular character not get a toy?" "@the_moviebob I don't have a problem with football fans, but do they have to jam their lifestyle down our throats like that?" "@the_moviebob This figure was announced a while ago. Might still lend credence to the theory that the rights are back with Marvel, but still." @Uptomyknees When was that? "@ContraPoints I know they're probably not staffed for this, but an actual explanation rather than a canned response would be nice." @the_moviebob They think you're a proponent of literal eugenics. You think they're capable of understanding even a small amount of nuance? @rocco_botte Biggest threat? You mean Jones? He died the same way the Emperor did in Jedi. Falling into a pit. Technically off screen I guess? @thelindsayellis Same! @Vangelus Kinda wish it wasn't a combiner... though both robot modes look really slick. @Peaugh Hasbro has long-since made their money back from that mold. Imagine how happy fans would be if they charged what it was worth. "@thelindsayellis The WHOLE plate, Lindsay." Made some slight alterations/additions to the Generations shelf. #Transformers https://t.co/Yb12olCA9T Finally found my old(ish) Legends. The Insecticons are reunited at last! #Transformers https://t.co/0ns1iT8YNf Current Masterpiece setup. #Transformers https://t.co/oVrIjE4I38 @DkunDX Holy shit thank you! @mega64 49:25 in this week's podcast was the funniest thing I've seen all week. "Dude, @Fangamer: Not cool. This shipping option should say ""Not recommended for those who want mint hang tags"" https://t.co/pq8ezYBoCN" I can say with 100% certainty that PotC 5 is the reason PotC 5 was received so poorly. https://t.co/yfMHmIlfel "@Yamino Yellow killed Pink. Lion might be resurrected Pink (silly, but less silly than it was). Lars might become less of a butt." @SethBuzzard And I really have to get back to work but I wouldn't mind continuing this later. "@SethBuzzard If there was a strong argument for saying the statue represented oppression of women, I'd probably feel differently. (3/X)" @SethBuzzard Where social issues regarding race is concerned it gets far more complicated. Appealing to the majority opinion can be... bad. (2/X) "@SethBuzzard So, for that my response is still that it's not up to me to decide who's interpretation is more valid. (1/X)" @SethBuzzard I didn't really see it as a debate. I'm sorry. I have to return to work from my lunch very soon so my response might be delayed. "@SethBuzzard Like, I hear you. I don't love corporations either. I just value audience interpretation of art (which can be anything), above all." "@SethBuzzard Like, I would repeat that the intent doesn't matter, but I dunno man, that's all I mean here." @SethBuzzard In my opinion if people can find real meaning in something so nakedly corperate that's really special and valuable. @SethBuzzard Once more. artist's intent does not matter. People hated the Pepsi ad and some liked the little girl. Thats what matters in art. "@SethBuzzard Again, message from the creator =/= message the audience internalizes. It can become more than that. For better or worse." @SethBuzzard This is admittedly rough for me as it collides my distrust of corporations with my respect of any and all forms of art. "@SethBuzzard If people find meaning in the pandering, I'm not going to tell them they're wrong and I'd advise others to act similarly." "@SethBuzzard As an artist, I agree that I don't like the idea of someone changing my art's meaning. Doesn't make the change devoid of meaning, however." "@SethBuzzard But, as with all art, the audience's interpretation trumps the artist's intent. Even if it was a commercial." Thread. https://t.co/5LOWMDfSpb @rocco_botte The Blue Bayou is one of my favorite locations in the park. @planoneck @the_moviebob Then don't call it eugenics. You look like a bunch of reactionaries who don't know what words mean. @planoneck @the_moviebob Congratulations? Do you want a cookie or something? @the_moviebob What is it with these dumbasses and conflating loss of power/control with fucking genocide? MRAs are incapable of understanding how pre-existing inequality contextualizes how we treat it today. Dont bother trying to reason with them https://t.co/NvUdyLDnYC Yes. Yes they are. https://t.co/lWir0mOgzw @the_moviebob One of your best. "In a winner take all system, it's entirely logical to vote AGAINST the person you hate more. It's not perfect, but it is strategic." I only bring that up because the only rationale I can conceive of 4 not voting was that people didnt like voting 4 the lesser or 2 evils. "I mean we already have a country where far 2 many dont understand that no, 3rd party candidates do NOT work under our current voting system" "I wonder if the half the country that didn't vote even care that much about Trump. I worry that, against all odds, they might not." "Like, I want it to be good, but I'm waiting for positive reviews since the DC movies have taught me to stay away as of late." "I hope Wonder Woman is at least competently made or this is going to get really, really complicated." Oh this is gonna be fan-fucking-tastic. No way this asshole doesn't walk out a martyr for the MRAs. Why do male egos have to be SO fragile? https://t.co/bvrYNBkHyJ "@EntEarth Are those two R2 units in the picture from the 6"" Star Wars Black line?" "We're right, you're wrong, insofar as those words can be fairly applied to this sort of thing. Enjoy your time in the sun while it lasts." But at least I never have to face the reality of every admirable and/or intelligent famous person decrying my core values. (2/2) It's depressing from my perspective to see so much of the world succumb to backwards conservative politics... (1/2) """Those damn SJWs stole Luke Skywalker from us!"" they cry as they stand in opposition to progress, alongside those in favor of regress." To them all these heroes who should stay politically neutral are coming out of the woodwork and standing against them. Delights me 2 think of all the Fake Nerd Boys whose beliefs r so universally contemptuous that they have 2 keep abandoning childhood heroes https://t.co/luOunJ9TJc Missed the post-credits scene because I rightly concluded that there were no more loose ends. DAVY JONES IS NOT A LOOSE END. Fuck Pirates 5. """I'd rather be stoned."" Me too, Jack. Me too." "@TheSpiderling16 I mean, the wording was ""betray,"" if I recall. So I guess the compass was cool with the other times it was given to others." "@TheSpiderling16 Some complain about the super intricate lore of the first three, but at least they were internally consistent." "@TheSpiderling16 I mean, personally I'd've been fine with them ignoring everything about the 4th one, but if I recall correctly I think you're right" @TheSpiderling16 But after seeing the movie I think the filmmakers just didn't watch the other movies.(2/2) "@TheSpiderling16 Before the movie came out, I was willing to chalk that up to him just being underwater a ton... (1/2)" I have no interest whatsoever in watching 4 again but I bet this new timeline doesnt add up. Why would it? No one involved in 5 gave a damn. Also more retconned bullshit added to the Macguffin Compass because WE HAVE TO STEAL EVERY IDEA FROM THE LAST TIME THIS WORKED. "Also gotta love ""The Flying Dutchman"" painted on the back of the ship. Y'know, to help the people who didn't see the first four? Somehow?" "And despite the captain of the Dutchman supposedly commanding the sea itself, this is neither hinted at nor stated. I guess they forgot." So there's at least a whole decade of time that's just waved away for reasons. No returning character looks 20 years older. "It's overtly stated that 5 happens ""5 winters"" after 4, and a prepubescent son of Will Turner is seen 9 years before the events of 5." "Oh, also apparently between movies 3 and 4 Barbossa and crew spent something like 14 goddamn years looking for the Fountain of Youth." "You know, just in case there was any magic left in that universe. Gotta make sure that's snuffed out." "While it wasn't mentioned in the movie itself, the events that transpire heavily imply that Jack the Monkey is no longer undead." "Ever wondered about the secret origin of Jack Sparrow's fucking hat? Neither did I, but apparently no one told Disney that." Why would Jack trade away his magic compass for rum when we saw him steal a gold coin literally five minutes earlier? @DisneyPirates What happened to the reverence for your own lore that ran so deep in the first three movies? Who greenlit this script? "@DisneyPirates Davy Jones MADE it a curse by not ferrying souls to the afterlife. What, did Will Turner just forget to do that?" "Hey, @DisneyPirates, you DO know that becoming captain of the Flying Dutchman ISN'T A CURSE, right?" "As a die-hard Pirates of the Caribbean fan, a part of me just died tonight. Thank god that's supposed to be the last one." I legitimately wonder if politicians who push that garbage are at least conscious of how racist they're being. https://t.co/YNuOqYUlmA "His lanky-ass legs make me think he'd be taller than Sideswipe, but that might be an optical illusion?" Dying to know what this looks like standing next 2 MP-12. YT reviews of 39 should seriously just OPEN with that shot https://t.co/SNIYDIOreo "@Vangelus Hi Mr. Procrastinating, can I call you Super?" @thelindsayellis Your spiel in the first episodes sums it up. We need analysis even on shitty movies. We also need more female voices in the TF fandom. @Vangelus Is this them trying to crack down on getting a sig on third party figures? I've never gotten a sig on an item I've bought at the same con @mikerugnetta What is it with late May birthdays? Mine was two days ago and maybe it's confirmation bias but I feel like late May bdays are super common. @JimSterling Achievable assuming the lack of Net Neutrality doesn't start restricting new faces in the industry. Don't worry you'll get to do it again with Transformers in like a month. https://t.co/yGy7xKUH9h "@PlayOverwatch Why isn't Mei's beekeeper skin called ""Mei-bee""?" "@Vangelus It's the Empire Strikes Back of its eventual trilogy. It had deeper themes, more character development and in general was a better film." There's no excuse for misgendering. It's a petty and childish. As if we needed another reason to hate this asshole. https://t.co/Rw2aLFo4cY @Hasbro @OriginalFunko Because bobbleheads are considered a separate category than toys. It's the workaround Funko apparently has to use and it's kind of annoying. "@Hasbro @OriginalFunko For those unaware, the current understanding among collectors is Hasbro has the Marvel and Star Wars licenses locked up, thus, Bobbleheads." "I like these, but I wish they weren't bobbleheads. Can you please work something out with @Hasbro, @OriginalFunko? https://t.co/WkCiSG0ZhB" "@the_moviebob Couldn't it have been titled another Abba song rather than the very next lyric? I mean, I get the joke but that bothers me for some reason." Rediscovering @thelindsayellis's old videos (and newer stuff) after years of losing track of her content. Great stuff! Just became a Patron! "@Hbomberguy Though it predates the term, the ""transtrending"" myth kept me from realizing I was trans a decade ago. Fuck the people who buy into that." @the_moviebob Now for the far-future trilogy with the astronauts that were mentioned in the first one. @the_moviebob Thank you for this. Been thinking about how horribly the show has aged lately myself. Especially number 5 on your list. What the fuck even is Bayformers. https://t.co/R0x1qPPzcV @thelindsayellis Didn't Starscream wave around a protoform... embryo in like the third movie? "@the_moviebob I mean, it wouldn't be the first time The Rock played an ancient Egyptian character. But yes, I think he'd be far more interesting as Shazam" "@OriginalFunko He is a fictional dinosaur, but absolutely a dinosaur nonetheless. He's also a kaiju!" @Trasufoma So after this Madballs reboot fails are we gonna get a fourth attempt in 2026? @SJWMEGATRON I want it to be good though. Loved the original trilogy... @Vangelus Did you actually pick up a Megatronia? Never saw a review of her. @the_moviebob There are basically two kind of dinosaurs. Avian and non-avian. This is one of the latter kind. "And like, maybe make Arcee a trans man? Or not? Maybe acknowledging that backstory would be horrendously time deaf?" Just saying they could easily implement the idea and have it fit within the lore. But I guess they already have this lore about female Cybertronians being from another planet or whatever so maybe they can't. "Like, they're already a race of beings that choose their gender. No sexual reproduction to get in the way of defining gender for them." I feel like theres some untapped potential 4 trans representation in IDW's Transformers comics but Arcee's backstory kinda salted the earth @Vangelus @thelindsayellis I've been trying to pare down by only keeping boxes that have accessories in them.... but that doesn't help that much. @Vangelus @thelindsayellis But they make SUCH good storage space decorations! https://t.co/nqN4T76ETZ ".@thelindsayellis talking to @Vangelus, @hankgreen chatting with @thelindsayellis, @mikerugnetta retweeting @willsmith..." Still new enough to Twitter for it to feel novel when different corners of the internet talk to each other. @the_moviebob I'd love to see an In Bob We Trust on the subject. @Tresob @Trasufoma What separates collectors from hoarders is we don't accumulate actual garbage... right? @the_moviebob I'm starting to think it might be the best MCU movie to date. @Scrw_Loose https://t.co/gKVwHvpblL @Scrw_Loose Classics Megatron. Looked like a Nerf gun and was painted about the same. Probably going to be trying to unload both now that I have the new Masterpiece Megatron. "Wow, 11 years on and that Nerf gun Megatron isn't moving on eBay at all, meanwhile the United repaint is going for like $70 loose." "Welcome to the team, Devastator. https://t.co/GwnBCicPrw" Where are all my Legends class figures? I can't display Kickback w/o Bombshell and Shrapnel. It's against the Transformers collector rules. @redlettermedia As if it couldn't? I hear a pretty famous crime lord who has history with Solo lives there. "@the_moviebob You make it sound like they're trying a soft reboot on what's supposed to be the ""Final Adventure"" of the franchise. I'm worried, Bob." "@Vangelus nm, just watergate 2, u?" @Vangelus Is this a Masterpiece-alike? I think I need one. "Man, enough with the sequels. I mean, Watergate 2? Seriously?" "Hey we gotta start using the term ""Generation Z"" more often since they're gonna be adults in like a year." @the_moviebob I think people might assume you're younger than you are. I think they think you're a millennial in denial. "@DinosaurDracula I mean, she's Adam Warlock's mommy. She better be back." "@realDonaldTrump Oh sweety, honey no, this is not the time to use quotation marks for emphasis." @Vangelus If I have the Colector's Club tank version think I need this guy? Not loving the boxes on his hands... @the_moviebob Isn't it like a presentation thing? Like if Mickey Mouse's head falls off at Disneyland? @thelindsayellis Saying an Old Testament story has fucked up morals should be the most obvious and least offensive thing anyone could say. I'm terrible at Twitter. I think I replied to a @pattonoswalt tweet that was meant for someone completely different. Whoops... "@hotdiggedydemon Stay safe, dude." Been waiting a long time to my hands on one of these fellas. https://t.co/okugivQAuI @rocco_botte I can't remember if the original AT-AT statue at WDW was full-scale or not. These probably will be I'd imagine. That's close to 70 feet tall "@Vangelus Now make sure to say nothing tomorrow then go back to ""May the 5th be with you"" the day after." @RotLCon @alyankovic His Weird Al Yankovic what? @drewscanlon Why did they put you in a suit?? When are we taking to the streets? I'm NOT missing this one. https://t.co/zozhUZbLJW It occurs to me the @OriginalFunko @Marvel lineup is severely lacking in Squirrel Girl. That needs fixing! "@the_moviebob Sometimes you have to disengage for your own mental health. I feel bad about it too, but life is too short." "You sent this less than an hour ago, @GameStop. Don't spam my inbox like this. https://t.co/zpwivqXIE2" @JimSterling Can we expect a part three to this saga in the Jimquisition? @Machinima Wrong Harley Quinn. "@the_moviebob I couldn't care less about the Cars franchise, but getting old was a theme they had in the first one. There was an older car character." @the_moviebob Replacing parts isn't something that's really done in any TF continuity. They're aliens first and robots second. @hotdiggedydemon Yeah no shit. @the_moviebob I was just thinking about this movie a couple weeks ago and assuming it would never get released. What's been holding them back so long? @SethBuzzard They've already said those skins will be offered in loot boxes later. Or do you just not want to wait? @MatthewMcKnigh @redlettermedia No accounting for taste I suppose. "@redlettermedia I love you guys, but I think I've heard more than enough complaining about Rogue One from you." @patrickklepek Why do you eat bones. Props to @the_moviebob for a fantastic episode of Really That Good. As a trans woman I found it entertaining as well as fascinating. "If you have to deliberately fabricate evidence to ""defend science,"" you're doing it wrong. https://t.co/k5nZzzP2iC" "@the_moviebob If you haven't already done a ""How I'd make it"" video on this one, you should." I love this man. https://t.co/gC0LBvJVWI Looks good next to the other R2 units! https://t.co/Hyaz5tyhxw "Guess it's lucky I'm not a mint in box collector! Nice job, GS https://t.co/itg6u8VttP" "@pbsideachannel Many, many people. For years. It's because Nintendo prefers to sell their consoles at a profit, contrary to the other major console makers." Was very confused for a second there. https://t.co/lBqq3R9pRu "@mikerugnetta You mention Neil's mashups in a video, 3 days later he releases a new one & hasn't since 2014. WHAT DID U KNOW THAT WE DIDN'T?" @Vangelus Would you say 2015 has been the best year for Classics/Generations since its inception in 2006? @NintendoAmerica #SweepsEntry #TeamDecepticonsSplatoon because the Autobots have ruled this planet for too long! "That was an amazing show, thanks @alyankovic ! https://t.co/Bv7m5gDcQj" Didn't even realize I bought tickets so close to the front! Second row!! #weirdal #mandatoryfun http://t.co/g88IfD2DTd That's right! https://t.co/AEZAmOZSmt "@Vangelus I mean, they're not wrong." CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY THIS MADE ME ポニーパレード - Pony Parade https://t.co/qGDDsuZT15 via @YouTube Right elbow is stuck (might be fixable?) but otherwise I really dig it! ML are sucking less these days it seems. http://t.co/FR2G0NtbvW I'm gonna be at @RMFC_Denver THIS WEEKEND selling 11x17 prints! Booth number coming soon! @RMFC_Denver How much will at-the-door registration cost? I messed up and forgot to pre-register! Tastes like 90's. https://t.co/yypkRC7398 "This will be available at Ghostly Muse's booth, booth 209! And I'll be there in spirit! @BronyCon" "You COULD get my @BronyCon '15 print signed by one @AndreaLibman, but I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life. http://t.co/XsfXGH4IWk" "I want all of these as figures, lol. https://t.co/ZpsfB6TYWn" I for one can scarcely believe such a thing is even possible. https://t.co/f5Bu29eNGK "@JimSterling You're not JUST an asshole. You're Jim Fucking Sterling, son." "Thanks to the @didyouknowgamin Guitar Hero episode, I finally gave @ninjasexparty a try. One listen to Road Trip and I was hooked!" Hell yeah! https://t.co/Y2TdV1vXEz What's this? An EXCLUSIVE @BronyCon print made by yours truly!? It's more likely than you think. http://t.co/cEzhkAh2xj The Leonardo Triceratops toy from the mid 90's was one of my favorite figures of all time. https://t.co/yx11yIwCQc "A cousin of mine was able to grab the exclusives I wanted, but signal boosting this to help others who missed out! https://t.co/4Eg7n8jb6R" @GameGrumps I think about naked robots every damn day. I come out of Twitter retirement to Tweet at @dannyimusic and he retweets me! I think I'm having what folks call a nerdgasm right now. "@dannyimusic I can't stop listening to Apples To The Core! Why must your music be so addictive, Mr. Ingram? Why?" @Peaugh It's... beautiful. "@Vangelus Well if you happen upon one again, I totally need one. D: Not so much Rumble, though, as I plan to get the United version." @Vangelus Are you going to be using your epic Canadian powers to assist us poor yanks in obtaining Windcharger? @Nickle4aPickle I miss you guys! @Vangelus Did you see your Mighty Mugg figure in /toy/?